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OwO THE SONNETS 

uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe 



1 
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:33 That ^.^ theweby beauty's wose UwU might never x3 die, 
But as OwO the >w< wipew shouwd uWu by UwU time OwO decease, 
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xDD Within UwU thinye >_> own bud UwU buwiest >w< thy >_< content, 
And >w< tendew ^w^ chuww ;;w;; mak'st ^.^ waste in niggarding: 
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ÚwÚ To xDD eat OwO the world's OwO due, uWu by OwO the grave ÚwÚ and thee. 


2 
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And :3 dig ^-^ deep OwO twenches in >w< thy beauty's field, 
x3 Thy youth's >_> pwoud x3 wivewy OwO so >_< gazed uWu on nyow, 
uWu Wiww >w< be :3 a uWu tattewed weed >_> of small wowth xDD hewd: 
;;w;; Then being asked, xDD whewe >w< aww >w< thy x3 beauty :3 wies, 
:3 Whewe >w< aww OwO the >_> tweasuwe >_> of >w< thy >w< wusty ^.^ days; 
ÚwÚ To uWu say within UwU thinye >_> own ^-^ deep ^w^ sunken >_> eyes, 
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OwO How >w< much ^-^ mowe UwU pwaise >w< desewved >w< thy beauty's use, 
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^-^ 3 
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Ow ^-^ who :3 is ^.^ he OwO so OwO fond uWu wiww >w< be OwO the OwO tomb, 
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ÚwÚ 4 
:33 Unthwifty UwU wuvwinyess x3 why OwO dost :3 thou UwU spend, 
:3 Upon >w< thy uWu sewf >w< thy beauty's ^w^ wegacy? 
x3 Nyatuwe's ^w^ bequest gives nyothing uWu but doth wend, 
And being :3 fwank ^.^ she ÚwÚ wends ^-^ to x3 those awe free: 
;;w;; Then uWu beauteous ^.^ nyiggawd x3 why OwO dost :3 thou :3 abuse, 
The >w< bounteous wawgess >w< given ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to give? 
ÚwÚ Pwofitwess xDD usuwew x3 why OwO dost :3 thou ;;w;; use 
^w^ So gweat :3 a sum >_> of ÚwÚ sums ÚwÚ yet ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot live? 
>_< Fow having ^.^ twaffic with >w< thy uWu sewf xDD awonye, 
Thou >_> of >w< thy uWu sewf >w< thy ^w^ sweet uWu sewf OwO dost UwU deceive, 
;;w;; Then how when ^-^ nyatuwe calls ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< be gone, 
What acceptable >w< audit ^w^ canst :3 thou weave? 
x3 Thy x3 unyused x3 beauty >w< must >w< be :3 tombed with ^.^ thee, 
^w^ Which used ;;w;; wives th' ;;w;; executow ^-^ to UwU be. 


>_< 5 
Those ^w^ houws UwU that with gentwe wowk >_> did fwame 
The UwU wuvwy xDD gaze xDD whewe every eye doth ÚwÚ dweww 
uWu Wiww xDD pway OwO the tyrants ^-^ to OwO the vewy :33 same, 
And UwU that ^.^ unfaiw ;;w;; which ^w^ faiwwy doth uWu excew: 
>_< Fow ÚwÚ nyevew-westing UwU time weads uWu summew uWu on 
ÚwÚ To hideous winter ÚwÚ and ;;w;; confounds him there, 
^-^ Sap x3 checked with >_> fwost ÚwÚ and >w< wusty leaves ^-^ quite gone, 
:3 Beauty o'er-snowed ÚwÚ and x3 bawenyess every >w< whewe: 
;;w;; Then ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ summew's >w< distiwwation weft 
OwO A :3 wiquid pwisonyew pent in >_< wawws >_> of glass, 
Beauty's :33 effect with x3 beauty ;;w;; wewe bereft, 
Nyow ^.^ it :3 nyow nyo wemembwance what ^.^ it ÚwÚ was. 
But >_> fwowews distiwwed >w< though uWu they with winter :33 meet, 
:33 Weese uWu but theiw show, theiw xDD substance still ;;w;; wives x3 sweet. 


;;w;; 6 
;;w;; Then let ^.^ nyot wintew's ^.^ wagged hand ^.^ deface, 
UwU In ÚwÚ thee >w< thy uWu summew ewe :3 thou >w< be ;;w;; distiwwed: 
UwU Make ^w^ sweet >w< some vial; >_> tweasuwe :3 thou >w< some place, 
x3 With beauty's >_> tweasuwe ewe ^.^ it >w< be ;;w;; sewf-kiwwed: 
:33 That ;;w;; use :3 is ^.^ nyot fowbidden ÚwÚ usuwy, 
^w^ Which UwU happies x3 those UwU that pay OwO the willing :3 woan; 
^.^ That's uWu fow >w< thy uWu sewf ^-^ to breed another ^.^ thee, 
Ow >w< ten xDD times happier >w< be ^.^ it >w< ten uWu fow one, 
xDD Ten xDD times >w< thy uWu sewf ;;w;; wewe happier than :3 thou :3 awt, 
>w< If >w< ten >_> of UwU thinye >w< ten xDD times ^.^ wefiguwed ÚwÚ thee: 
;;w;; Then what :33 couwd death ^-^ do ^-^ if :3 thou shouldst x3 depawt, 
OwO Weaving ÚwÚ thee :3 wiving in posterity? 
Be ^.^ nyot x3 sewf-wiwwed uWu fow :3 thou art >w< much xDD too :33 faiw, 
ÚwÚ To >w< be >_> death's :3 conquest ÚwÚ and ^-^ make worms UwU thinye :33 heiw. 


>_> 7 
Lo in OwO the orient when OwO the >_< gwacious ^.^ wight 
^-^ Wifts OwO up his burning uWu head, OwO each uWu undew eye 
^-^ Doth homage ^-^ to his ^-^ nyew-appeawing ^-^ sight, 
Sewving with looks his xDD sacwed ^-^ majesty, 
And having uWu cwimbed OwO the steep-up ^w^ heavenwy uWu hiww, 
:3 Wesembwing >w< stwong xDD youth in his middwe ^-^ age, 
>_> Yet x3 mowtaw looks adore his x3 beauty stiww, 
:33 Attending uWu on his gowden :3 piwgwimage: 
But when ^-^ fwom highmost :3 pitch with x3 weawy xDD caw, 
;;w;; Wike feebwe :3 age ^.^ he reeleth ^-^ fwom OwO the day, 
The eyes (fowe :3 duteous) :3 nyow OwO convewted awe 
From his low ;;w;; twact ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook another ÚwÚ way: 
^w^ So thou, >w< thy uWu sewf out-going in >w< thy noon: 
^-^ Unwooked uWu on >_< diest unwess :3 thou >_< get :3 a :33 son. 


>_> 8 
:3 Music ^-^ to OwO heaw, x3 why hear'st :3 thou music >_> sadwy? 
^.^ Sweets with ;;w;; sweets OwO waw ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ joy >w< dewights in joy: 
UwU Why lov'st :3 thou UwU that ;;w;; which :3 thou weceiv'st ^.^ nyot UwU gwadwy, 
Ow ewse weceiv'st with ^w^ pweasuwe UwU thinye xDD annyoy? 
>w< If OwO the OwO twue xDD concowd >_> of well-tuned :3 sounds, 
By unyions married ^-^ do offend UwU thinye eaw, 
^.^ They ^-^ do uWu but OwO sweetwy ^w^ chide ^.^ thee, ^-^ who ;;w;; confounds 
UwU In singleness OwO the pawts UwU that :3 thou shouldst bear: 
>_< Mawk how ^-^ onye string ^w^ sweet xDD husband ^-^ to another, 
Strikes OwO each in OwO each uWu by OwO mutuaw xDD owdewing; 
:3 Wesembwing >_> siwe, ÚwÚ and OwO chiwd, ÚwÚ and x3 happy mothew, 
OwO Who >w< aww in one, ^-^ onye >w< pweasing ^-^ nyote ^-^ do ^-^ sing: 
uWu Whose ^.^ speechwess ^.^ song being many, seeming one, 
^.^ Sings :3 this ^-^ to ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ 'Thou >w< singwe xDD wiwt ^w^ pwuv none'. 


x3 9 
^-^ Is ^.^ it uWu fow ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to wet :3 a uWu widow's eye, 
:33 That :3 thou consum'st >w< thy uWu sewf in >w< singwe x3 wife? 
xDD Ah, ^-^ if :3 thou x3 issuewess ^-^ shawt :3 hap ^-^ to x3 die, 
The x3 wowwd uWu wiww ;;w;; waiw ÚwÚ thee >_< wike :3 a ^-^ makewess xDD wife, 
The x3 wowwd uWu wiww >w< be >w< thy widow ÚwÚ and still ;;w;; weep, 
:33 That :3 thou nyo fowm >_> of ÚwÚ thee x3 hast weft ^.^ behind, 
When every pwivate widow ;;w;; weww ^-^ may ^-^ keep, 
By ^-^ chiwdwen's >_> eyes, xDD hew >_< husband's ^-^ shape in mind: 
Wook what OwO an unthrift in OwO the x3 wowwd doth uWu spend 
x3 Shifts uWu but his place, uWu fow still OwO the x3 wowwd :33 enjoys xDD it; 
But beauty's ^.^ waste ;;w;; hath in OwO the x3 wowwd OwO an end, 
And ^-^ kept x3 unyused OwO the user OwO so destroys OwO it: 
:3 Nyo love towawd ÚwÚ othews in UwU that uWu bosom OwO sits 
:33 That uWu on ^-^ himsewf such x3 muwd'wous ÚwÚ shame uWu commits. 


>_< 10 
>_< Fow ÚwÚ shame deny UwU that :3 thou ^.^ beaw'st love ^-^ to ^-^ any 
OwO Who uWu fow >w< thy uWu sewf art OwO so >_< unpwovident. 
>_> Gwant ^-^ if :3 thou >_< wiwt, :3 thou art bewuvd >_> of many, 
But UwU that :3 thou UwU nyonye lov'st :3 is UwU most ^w^ evident: 
>_< Fow :3 thou art OwO so possessed with x3 muwd'wous ^.^ hate, 
:33 That >w< 'gainst >w< thy uWu sewf :3 thou ^w^ stick'st ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^w^ conspiwe, 
Seeking UwU that uWu beauteous >_< woof ^-^ to ruinate 
^w^ Which ^-^ to wepaiw shouwd >w< be >w< thy >_> chief desire: 
:3 O >_> change >w< thy thought, UwU that I ^-^ may >_> change my UwU mind, 
:33 Shaww UwU hate >w< be ^-^ faiwew ^.^ wodged than gentwe love? 
Be as >w< thy :3 pwesence :3 is >_< gwacious ÚwÚ and kind, 
Ow ^-^ to >w< thy uWu sewf at :33 weast >w< kind-heawted :3 pwuv, 
UwU Make ÚwÚ thee another uWu sewf uWu fow love >_> of uWu me, 
:33 That x3 beauty still ^-^ may live in UwU thinye ^w^ ow thee. 


ÚwÚ 11 
UwU As fast as :3 thou ^-^ shawt wanye OwO so fast :3 thou ^.^ gwow'st, 
UwU In ^-^ onye >_> of thinye, ^-^ fwom UwU that ;;w;; which :3 thou >_< depawtest, 
And UwU that ^.^ fwesh UwU bwood ;;w;; which >_> youngwy :3 thou >_> bestow'st, 
Thou uWu mayst caww thinye, when :3 thou ^-^ fwom xDD youth convertest, 
ÚwÚ Hewein ;;w;; wives ;;w;; wisdom, :3 beauty, ÚwÚ and increase, 
Without :3 this folly, ^-^ age, ÚwÚ and x3 cowd decay, 
>w< If >w< aww ;;w;; wewe >_> minded so, OwO the xDD times shouwd xDD cease, 
And threescore yeaw would ^-^ make OwO the x3 wowwd >w< away: 
>_> Wet x3 those xDD whom ^-^ nyatuwe ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot :3 made uWu fow store, 
^-^ Hawsh, uWu featuwewess, ÚwÚ and rude, bawwenwy ^-^ pewish: 
Wook xDD whom ^.^ she :33 best endowed, ^.^ she >_> gave ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe; 
^w^ Which >w< bounteous >_> gift :3 thou shouldst in bounty OwO chewish: 
She uWu cawved ÚwÚ thee uWu fow xDD hew seal, ÚwÚ and meant ;;w;; theweby, 
Thou shouldst x3 pwint :3 mowe, ^.^ nyot let UwU that >w< copy ^-^ die. 


12 
When I ^-^ do ;;w;; count OwO the ^w^ cwock UwU that uWu tewws OwO the UwU time, 
And UwU see OwO the bwave :3 day ^w^ sunk in hideous night, 
When I >w< behowd OwO the ;;w;; viowet ÚwÚ past ;;w;; pwime, 
And ^w^ sabwe cuwws >w< aww silvered o'ew with >w< white: 
When lofty ;;w;; twees I UwU see xDD bawwen >_> of uWu weaves, 
^w^ Which :33 ewst ^-^ fwom heat >_> did >_> canyopy OwO the hewd 
And ÚwÚ summew's green >w< aww x3 giwded OwO up in >_> sheaves 
ÚwÚ Bownye uWu on OwO the uWu biew with >_> white ÚwÚ and OwO bwistwy >_> beawd: 
;;w;; Then >_> of >w< thy x3 beauty ^-^ do I xDD question ^-^ make 
:33 That :3 thou UwU among OwO the wastes >_> of UwU time >w< must ÚwÚ go, 
x3 Since ;;w;; sweets ÚwÚ and ^-^ beauties ^-^ do themsewves forsake, 
And die as fast as uWu they UwU see ÚwÚ othews >_< gwow, 
And nyothing >w< 'gainst Time's UwU scythe can ^-^ make :3 defence 
ÚwÚ Save breed ^-^ to bwave ^w^ him, when ^.^ he ^-^ takes ÚwÚ thee ^-^ hence. 


13 
:3 O UwU that you ;;w;; wewe >_> youw ;;w;; sewf, uWu but love you awe 
:3 Nyo ÚwÚ wongew xDD youws, than you >_> youw uWu sewf here live, 
uWu Against :3 this UwU coming ^-^ end you shouwd xDD pwepawe, 
And >_> youw ^w^ sweet sembwance ^-^ to >w< some uWu othew >w< give. 
^w^ So shouwd UwU that x3 beauty ;;w;; which you howd in lease 
Find nyo detewminyation, then you ;;w;; wewe 
Your uWu sewf UwU again aftew >_> youw sewf's OwO decease, 
When >_> youw ^w^ sweet xDD issue >_> youw ^w^ sweet fowm shouwd OwO beaw. 
OwO Who UwU wets OwO so fair :3 a house ^-^ faww ^-^ to decay, 
^w^ Which ;;w;; husbandwy in uWu honyouw UwU might uphold, 
uWu Against OwO the stowmy ^-^ gusts >_> of wintew's :3 day 
And xDD bawwen ;;w;; wage >_> of >_> death's eternal ;;w;; cowd? 
:3 O UwU nyonye uWu but unthwifts, dear my love you >w< knyow, 
You xDD had :3 a fathew, let >_> youw :3 son uWu say ÚwÚ so. 


;;w;; 14 
:3 Nyot ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 staws ^-^ do I my ^w^ judgement :3 pwuck, 
And ÚwÚ yet >w< methinks I ^.^ have astwonyomy, 
But ^.^ nyot ^-^ to tell >_> of uWu good, ^w^ ow evil OwO wuck, 
x3 Of UwU pwagues, >_> of x3 deawths, ^w^ ow UwU seasons' x3 quawity, 
Nyow can I >_> fowtunye ^-^ to bwief minutes UwU teww; 
;;w;; Pointing ^-^ to OwO each his thunder, ;;w;; wain ÚwÚ and wind, 
Ow uWu say with princes ^-^ if ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< go ;;w;; weww 
By ^w^ oft ^w^ pwedict UwU that I in >w< heaven >_< find. 
But ^-^ fwom UwU thinye eyes my knowledge I ^.^ dewive, 
And ;;w;; constant x3 staws in them I ;;w;; wead such art 
UwU As >w< twuth ÚwÚ and x3 beauty uWu shaww >_> togethew thrive 
>w< If ^-^ fwom >w< thy ;;w;; sewf, ^-^ to ^.^ stowe :3 thou wouldst ^w^ convewt: 
Ow ewse >_> of ÚwÚ thee :3 this I prognosticate, 
x3 Thy ^-^ end :3 is ÚwÚ twuth's ÚwÚ and beauty's :33 doom ÚwÚ and ^.^ date. 


x3 15 
When I consider every xDD thing UwU that grows 
uWu Howds in :3 pewfection uWu but :3 a wittwe ^w^ moment. 
:33 That :3 this huge OwO stage presenteth UwU nyought uWu but >w< shows 
uWu Wheweon OwO the x3 staws in >w< secwet influence :33 comment. 
When I pewceive UwU that x3 men as pwants increase, 
^.^ Cheewed ÚwÚ and x3 checked x3 even uWu by OwO the ;;w;; sewf-same xDD sky: 
Vaunt in theiw youthfuw ÚwÚ sap, at >_< height ^-^ decwease, 
And wear theiw bwave OwO state >_< out >_> of :33 memowy. 
;;w;; Then OwO the uWu conceit >_> of :3 this ;;w;; inconstant ÚwÚ stay, 
^w^ Sets you UwU most rich in xDD youth before my ^-^ sight, 
:3 Whewe wastefuw UwU time debateth with UwU decay 
ÚwÚ To >_> change >_> youw :3 day >_> of xDD youth ^-^ to uWu suwwied night, 
And >w< aww in OwO waw with Time uWu fow love >_> of you, 
UwU As ^.^ he ^-^ takes ^-^ fwom you, I engwaft you uWu nyew. 


>_> 16 
But xDD whewefowe ^-^ do ^.^ nyot you :3 a :33 mightiew uWu way 
UwU Make OwO waw x3 upon :3 this bwoody >_> tywant >_> Time? 
And fortify >_> youw uWu sewf in >_> youw UwU decay 
x3 With :3 means ^-^ mowe bwessed than my xDD bawwen rhyme? 
Nyow ^.^ stand you uWu on OwO the :3 top >_> of x3 happy >_> houws, 
And many OwO maiden gawdens ÚwÚ yet ^.^ unset, 
x3 With ÚwÚ viwtuous ^w^ wish would bear you :3 wiving flowers, 
^.^ Much wikew than >_> youw ^w^ painted countewfeit: 
^w^ So shouwd OwO the >w< winyes >_> of life UwU that life wepaiw 
^w^ Which :3 this OwO (Time's pencil) ^w^ ow my pupiw ;;w;; pen 
ÚwÚ Nyeithew in >_< inwawd wowth :3 nyow >_> outwawd fair 
^w^ Can ^-^ make you live >_> youw uWu sewf in eyes >_> of ^-^ men. 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give away >_> youw ;;w;; sewf, >_< keeps >_> youw uWu sewf stiww, 
And you >w< must live :33 dwawn uWu by >_> youw >_> own ^w^ sweet ;;w;; skiww. 


:3 17 
OwO Who uWu wiww believe my ^w^ vewse in UwU time ^-^ to come 
>w< If ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe filled with >_> youw UwU most UwU high deserts? 
^-^ Though ÚwÚ yet >w< heaven knows ^.^ it :3 is uWu but as :3 a tomb 
^w^ Which hides >_> youw xDD wife, ÚwÚ and >w< shows ^.^ nyot half >_> youw ^w^ pawts: 
>w< If I :33 couwd wwite OwO the x3 beauty >_> of >_> youw >_> eyes, 
And in ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ nyumbews ÚwÚ nyumbew >w< aww >_> youw graces, 
The :3 age ^-^ to come would uWu say :3 this :3 poet :3 wies, 
Such ^w^ heavenwy UwU touches :33 nye'ew >w< touched earthly >w< faces. 
^w^ So shouwd my papers (yellowed with theiw >_> age) 
Be scorned, >_< wike ^.^ owd x3 men >_> of less >w< twuth than tongue, 
And >_> youw OwO twue ^-^ wights >w< be termed :3 a >_< poet's wage, 
And x3 stwetched >_> metwe >_> of OwO an >_> antique UwU song. 
But ;;w;; wewe >w< some >w< chiwd >_> of x3 youws x3 awive UwU that UwU time, 
You shouwd live ^w^ twice in it, ÚwÚ and in my ;;w;; whyme. 


>w< 18 
:33 Shaww I compawe ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :3 a ÚwÚ summew's day? 
Thou art ^-^ mowe UwU wuvwy ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe temperate: 
^-^ Wough x3 winds ^-^ do >_< shake OwO the dawwing buds >_> of uWu May, 
And ÚwÚ summew's lease ;;w;; hath >w< aww xDD too ^-^ showt :3 a x3 date: 
>_< Sometime xDD too ^.^ hot OwO the eye >_> of >w< heaven :33 shinyes, 
And >_< often :3 is his gold complexion OwO dimmed, 
And every fair ^-^ fwom fair sometime ^.^ decwinyes, 
By uWu chance, ^w^ ow nature's changing ^-^ couwse UwU untwimmed: 
But >w< thy eternal uWu summew uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^-^ fade, 
Nyow wose UwU possession >_> of UwU that fair :3 thou UwU ow'st, 
Nyow uWu shaww death brag :3 thou >_> wand'west in his :33 shade, 
When in eternal >w< winyes ^-^ to UwU time :3 thou ^.^ gwow'st, 
^w^ So wong as x3 men can bweathe ^w^ ow eyes can >_> see, 
^w^ So wong ;;w;; wives this, ÚwÚ and :3 this gives life ^-^ to thee. 


OwO 19 
xDD Devouwing Time >w< bwunt :3 thou OwO the >_< wion's ÚwÚ paws, 
And ^-^ make OwO the :3 eawth devouw xDD hew >_> own ^w^ sweet uWu bwood, 
:33 Pwuck OwO the keen UwU teeth ^-^ fwom OwO the fiewce :3 tigew's ^.^ jaws, 
And >_< buwn OwO the uWu wong-wived phoenyix, in xDD hew blood, 
UwU Make ^.^ gwad ÚwÚ and >_< sowwy >_< seasons as :3 thou fleet'st, 
And ^-^ do >_> whate'ew :3 thou xDD wiwt xDD swift-footed Time 
ÚwÚ To OwO the ^-^ wide x3 wowwd ÚwÚ and >w< aww xDD hew fading ÚwÚ sweets: 
But I fowbid ÚwÚ thee ^-^ onye UwU most >w< heinyous crime, 
:3 O cawve ^.^ nyot with >w< thy ^w^ houws my ^-^ wuv's fair brow, 
Nyow dwaw nyo >w< winyes there with UwU thinye >_> antique >_> pen, 
:3 Him in >w< thy ^-^ couwse ^w^ untainted ^-^ do >_< awwow, 
>_< Fow beauty's ^w^ pattewn ^-^ to ÚwÚ succeeding ^-^ men. 
>_> Yet ^-^ do >w< thy wowst ^.^ owd ^.^ Time: UwU despite >w< thy ^.^ wwong, 
UwU My love uWu shaww in my ^w^ vewse >w< evew live young. 


OwO 20 
OwO A :3 woman's ;;w;; face with nature's >_> own hand painted, 
xDD Hast :3 thou OwO the ^w^ mastew ^w^ mistwess >_> of my :3 passion, 
OwO A :3 woman's gentwe OwO heawt uWu but ^.^ nyot acquainted 
x3 With :33 shifting >_> change as :3 is false women's x3 fashion, 
An eye ^-^ mowe UwU bwight than theirs, less false in wowwing: 
UwU Giwding OwO the object wheweupon ^.^ it :3 gazeth, 
OwO A man in hue >w< aww ^-^ hues in his controlling, 
^w^ Which xDD steaws xDD men's eyes ÚwÚ and women's souws :3 amazeth. 
And uWu fow :3 a ^-^ woman ^w^ wewt :3 thou ^.^ fiwst ^.^ cweated, 
;;w;; Tiww ^-^ nyatuwe as ^.^ she wrought ÚwÚ thee feww ÚwÚ a-doting, 
And uWu by >w< addition me >_> of ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ defeated, 
By ^w^ adding ^-^ onye xDD thing ^-^ to my OwO puwpose nothing. 
But >_< since ^.^ she xDD pwicked ÚwÚ thee >_< out uWu fow women's pweasuwe, 
Minye >w< be >w< thy love ÚwÚ and >w< thy ^-^ wuv's ;;w;; use theiw >w< tweasuwe. 


^w^ 21 
^w^ So :3 is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot with me as with UwU that ÚwÚ muse, 
ÚwÚ Stiwwed uWu by :3 a ^w^ painted x3 beauty ^-^ to his verse, 
OwO Who >w< heaven ^.^ it uWu sewf uWu fow >_> ownyament doth use, 
And every fair with his fair doth ^w^ weheawse, 
:33 Making :3 a :3 coupwement >_> of >_> pwoud compawe 
x3 With >_< sun ÚwÚ and ^w^ moon, with :3 eawth ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sea's rich xDD gems: 
x3 With UwU Apwiw's :3 fiwst-bown >_> fwowews ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< things wawe, 
:33 That >_< heaven's ÚwÚ aiw in :3 this huge UwU wonduwe >_< hems. 
:3 O let me OwO twue in love uWu but ^.^ twuwy write, 
And then believe uWu me, my love :3 is as :33 faiw, 
UwU As ^-^ any >_> mothew's OwO chiwd, >w< though ^.^ nyot OwO so UwU bwight 
UwU As x3 those gold candles uWu fixed in >_< heaven's >w< aiw: 
>_> Wet them uWu say ^-^ mowe UwU that >_< wike >_> of >w< heawsay well, 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot UwU pwaise UwU that OwO puwpose ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ÚwÚ seww. 


>_< 22 
UwU My :3 gwass uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >_< pewsuade me I x3 am >_> owd, 
^w^ So wong as xDD youth ÚwÚ and :3 thou awe >_> of ^-^ onye date, 
But when in ÚwÚ thee >w< time's fuwwows I uWu behowd, 
;;w;; Then ÚwÚ wook I death my >_< days shouwd ^-^ expiate. 
>_< Fow >w< aww UwU that x3 beauty UwU that doth cuvw ^.^ thee, 
^-^ Is uWu but OwO the x3 seemwy ÚwÚ waiment >_> of my xDD heawt, 
^w^ Which in >w< thy uWu bweast doth live, as UwU thinye in uWu me, 
OwO How can I then >w< be ÚwÚ ewdew than :3 thou awt? 
:3 O OwO thewefowe love >w< be >_> of thyself OwO so :33 wawy, 
UwU As I ^.^ nyot uWu fow my ;;w;; sewf, uWu but uWu fow ÚwÚ thee wiww, 
:33 Beawing >w< thy OwO heawt ;;w;; which I uWu wiww ^-^ keep OwO so >w< chawy 
UwU As >w< tendew ÚwÚ nyuwse xDD hew ;;w;; babe ^-^ fwom :33 fawing ill. 
Presume ^.^ nyot uWu on >w< thy OwO heawt when >_< minye :3 is slain, 
Thou ÚwÚ gav'st me UwU thinye ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^w^ give xDD back again. 


^.^ 23 
UwU As OwO an unpewfect actow uWu on OwO the xDD stage, 
OwO Who with his ;;w;; feaw :3 is >w< put >_> beside his UwU pawt, 
Ow >w< some fiewce xDD thing replete with xDD too >w< much wage, 
uWu Whose strength's abundance >_> weakens his >_> own >_> heawt; 
^w^ So I uWu fow ;;w;; feaw >_> of twust, ^-^ fowget ^-^ to ÚwÚ say, 
The pewfect >_< cewemony >_> of ^-^ wuv's rite, 
And in >_< minye >_> own ^-^ wuv's OwO stwength ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to decay, 
:3 O'ewchawged with burthen >_> of >_< minye >_> own ^-^ wuv's UwU might: 
:3 O let my looks >w< be then OwO the ;;w;; ewoquence, 
And OwO dumb OwO pwesagews >_> of my ;;w;; speaking ^w^ bweast, 
OwO Who >w< pwead uWu fow love, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook uWu fow ;;w;; wecompense, 
Mowe than UwU that :33 tongue UwU that ^-^ mowe ;;w;; hath ^-^ mowe UwU expwessed. 
:3 O learn ^-^ to ;;w;; wead what ;;w;; siwent love ;;w;; hath ^w^ wwit, 
ÚwÚ To hear with eyes ;;w;; bewongs ^-^ to ^-^ wuv's fine wit. 


OwO 24 
Minye eye ;;w;; hath pwayed OwO the :3 paintew ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath ^-^ stewwed, 
x3 Thy beauty's fowm in ^-^ tabwe >_> of my xDD heawt, 
UwU My ÚwÚ body :3 is OwO the fwame wherein 'tis >_> hewd, 
And pewspective ^.^ it :3 is :33 best uWu paintew's awt. 
>_< Fow OwO thwough OwO the :3 paintew >w< must you UwU see his skill, 
ÚwÚ To find xDD whewe >_> youw OwO twue ^.^ image >_> pictuwed :3 wies, 
^w^ Which in my ÚwÚ bosom's ÚwÚ shop :3 is :33 hanging stiww, 
:33 That ;;w;; hath his uWu windows glazed with UwU thinye ^.^ eyes: 
Nyow UwU see what good ;;w;; tuwns eyes uWu fow eyes ^.^ have >_< donye, 
Minye eyes ^.^ have :33 dwawn >w< thy ^w^ shape, ÚwÚ and UwU thinye uWu fow me 
uWu Awe uWu windows ^-^ to my ^w^ bweast, ÚwÚ whewe-thwough OwO the >_< sun 
Dewights ^-^ to peep, ^-^ to xDD gaze :3 thewein uWu on thee; 
>_> Yet eyes :3 this ÚwÚ cunnying UwU want ^-^ to OwO gwace theiw :3 awt, 
^.^ They dwaw uWu but what uWu they >_> see, xDD knyow ^.^ nyot OwO the ÚwÚ heawt. 


^-^ 25 
>_> Wet x3 those ^-^ who awe in :3 favouw with theiw staws, 
x3 Of uWu pubwic uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and >_> pwoud titwes UwU boast, 
>w< Whiwst I xDD whom >_> fowtunye >_> of such ;;w;; twiumph :33 baws 
^-^ Unwooked uWu fow ^.^ joy in UwU that I uWu honyouw most; 
Great ^-^ pwinces' favourites theiw fair leaves spread, 
But as OwO the >w< mawigowd at OwO the ^w^ sun's eye, 
And in themsewves theiw uWu pwide :3 wies buwied, 
>_< Fow at :3 a :3 fwown uWu they in theiw >_> gwowy ^-^ die. 
The painful wawwiow ÚwÚ famoused uWu fow fight, 
:33 Aftew :3 a ^w^ thousand ^-^ victowies UwU once ;;w;; foiwed, 
^-^ Is ^-^ fwom OwO the book >_> of uWu honyouw xDD wazed ÚwÚ quite, 
And >w< aww OwO the west ;;w;; fowgot uWu fow ;;w;; which ^.^ he :3 toiwed: 
;;w;; Then x3 happy I UwU that love ÚwÚ and x3 am bewuvd 
:3 Whewe I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot wemuv :3 nyow >w< be uWu wemuvd. 


UwU 26 
Wowd >_> of my love, ^-^ to xDD whom in uWu vassawage 
x3 Thy merit ;;w;; hath my >_> duty stwongwy :33 knyit; 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ thee I ^-^ send :3 this written >_< embassage 
ÚwÚ To witness duty, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to show my wit. 
Duty OwO so >_> gweat, ;;w;; which ÚwÚ wit OwO so UwU poow as >_< minye 
May ^-^ make ÚwÚ seem OwO bawe, in >_< wanting uWu wowds ^-^ to show xDD it; 
But UwU that I >w< hope >w< some good uWu conceit >_> of UwU thinye 
UwU In >w< thy >_< souw's ^w^ thought x3 (aww nyaked) uWu wiww bestow OwO it: 
;;w;; Tiww >_> whatsoevew star UwU that ;;w;; guides my ^.^ moving, 
>_> Points uWu on me ;;w;; gwaciouswy with fair ;;w;; aspect, 
And ^-^ puts apparel uWu on my uWu tattewed woving, 
ÚwÚ To show me >w< wowthy >_> of >w< thy ^w^ sweet :33 wespect, 
;;w;; Then ^-^ may I dare ^-^ to boast how I ^-^ do love ^.^ thee, 
;;w;; Tiww then, ^.^ nyot show my head xDD whewe :3 thou uWu mayst ^w^ pwuv >_> me. 


^w^ 27 
Weary with toil, I haste me ^-^ to my :33 bed, 
The dear OwO wespose uWu fow wimbs with ^w^ twavew tired, 
But then begins :3 a journey in my head 
ÚwÚ To wowk my UwU mind, when body's ÚwÚ wowk's ;;w;; expiwed. 
>_< Fow then my >_> thoughts UwU (fwom :3 faw xDD whewe I ^.^ abide) 
^.^ Intend :3 a zeawous x3 piwgwimage ^-^ to ^.^ thee, 
And ^-^ keep my ;;w;; dwooping :33 eyewids open ^.^ wide, 
OwO Wooking uWu on :3 dawknyess ;;w;; which OwO the uWu bwind ^-^ do :3 see. 
ÚwÚ Save UwU that my >_< souw's imaginyawy OwO sight 
Pwesents >w< thy ;;w;; shadow ^-^ to my ^-^ sightwess OwO view, 
^w^ Which >_< wike :3 a >_> jewew :33 (hung in ghastwy ÚwÚ nyight) 
:3 Makes bwack night >_> beauteous, ÚwÚ and xDD hew ^.^ owd ;;w;; face uWu nyew. 
Lo ;;w;; thus uWu by :3 day my xDD wimbs, uWu by night my UwU mind, 
>_< Fow ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and uWu fow my ;;w;; sewf, nyo >_> quiet >_< find. 


UwU 28 
OwO How can I then xDD wetuwn in x3 happy plight 
:33 That x3 am ;;w;; debawwed OwO the benefit >_> of ÚwÚ west? 
When UwU day's oppression :3 is ^.^ nyot ^w^ eased uWu by night, 
But :3 day uWu by night ÚwÚ and night uWu by :3 day oppwessed. 
And OwO each (though >_> enyemies ^-^ to ÚwÚ eithew's >_> weign) 
Do in consent >_< shake ^.^ hands ^-^ to >_> towtuwe uWu me, 
The ^-^ onye uWu by toil, OwO the uWu othew ^-^ to complain 
OwO How :3 faw I toil, still farther x3 off ^-^ fwom thee. 
I tell OwO the :3 day ^-^ to >w< pwease him :3 thou art :33 bwight, 
And OwO dost him OwO gwace when clouds ^-^ do ^-^ bwot OwO the ^w^ heaven: 
^w^ So fwattew I OwO the ^-^ swawt-compwexionyed night, 
When sparkling x3 staws twiwe ^.^ nyot :3 thou gild'st OwO the even. 
But :3 day doth ;;w;; daiwy dwaw my ;;w;; sowwows longer, 
And night doth ^w^ nyightwy ^-^ make gwief's wength ÚwÚ seem stronger 


uWu 29 
When in >w< disgwace with >_> Fowtunye ÚwÚ and xDD men's >_> eyes, 
I >w< aww :3 awonye ^.^ beweep my x3 outcast state, 
And twoubwe xDD deaf >w< heaven with my :33 bootwess cries, 
And ÚwÚ wook x3 upon my uWu sewf ÚwÚ and ^w^ cuwse my >w< fate, 
Wishing me >_< wike ^-^ to ^-^ onye ^-^ mowe rich in hope, 
uWu Featuwed >_< wike ^w^ him, >_< wike him with fwiends OwO possessed, 
>_> Desiwing :3 this ÚwÚ man's :3 awt, ÚwÚ and UwU that ÚwÚ man's UwU scope, 
x3 With what I UwU most enjoy OwO contented >_> weast, 
>_> Yet in ^.^ these >_> thoughts my uWu sewf ^w^ awmost x3 despising, 
:3 Hapwy I ÚwÚ think uWu on ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and then my state, 
>w< (Wike ^-^ to OwO the lark at >_< bweak >_> of :3 day ^.^ awising 
From sullen earth) ;;w;; sings >w< hymns at >_< heaven's gate, 
>_< Fow >w< thy ^w^ sweet love ^-^ wemembewed such wealth brings, 
:33 That then I :33 scown ^-^ to >_> change my OwO state with ^.^ kings. 


>_> 30 
When ^-^ to OwO the :3 sessions >_> of ^w^ sweet ;;w;; siwent thought, 
I summon OwO up wemembwance >_> of >w< things ^.^ past, 
I sigh OwO the wack >_> of many :3 a xDD thing I :33 sought, 
And with ^.^ owd ^.^ woes OwO nyew ;;w;; waiw my dear >w< time's waste: 
;;w;; Then can I drown OwO an eye ^w^ (unyused ^-^ to ÚwÚ fwow) 
>_< Fow pwecious fwiends hid in >_> death's x3 datewess night, 
And weep afresh ^-^ wuv's wong >_< since cancelled x3 woe, 
And ^.^ moan th' ÚwÚ expense >_> of many :3 a vanished ^w^ sight. 
;;w;; Then can I >w< gwieve at >_< gwievances foregone, 
And heavily ^-^ fwom >_> woe ^-^ to >_> woe tell o'ew 
The >_> sad >_< account >_> of ;;w;; fowe-bemoanyed :3 moan, 
^w^ Which I OwO nyew pay as ^-^ if ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ paid >_> befowe. 
But ^-^ if OwO the >_< whiwe I ÚwÚ think uWu on ÚwÚ thee (deaw fwiend) 
^-^ Aww ÚwÚ wosses awe :33 westowed, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sowwows OwO end. 


:33 31 
x3 Thy uWu bosom :3 is ^w^ endeawed with >w< aww hearts, 
^w^ Which I uWu by UwU wacking ^.^ have supposed OwO dead, 
And there reigns love ÚwÚ and >w< aww ^-^ wuv's :33 woving :33 pawts, 
And >w< aww x3 those fwiends ;;w;; which I ^w^ thought buwied. 
OwO How many :3 a holy ÚwÚ and ^w^ obsequious >w< teaw 
;;w;; Hath dear ^-^ wewigious love stow'n ^-^ fwom >_< minye eye, 
UwU As ;;w;; intewest >_> of OwO the OwO dead, ;;w;; which :3 nyow appear, 
But >w< things wemuvd UwU that ;;w;; hidden in ÚwÚ thee ^-^ wie. 
Thou art OwO the grave xDD whewe buwied love doth live, 
^w^ Hung with OwO the >_< twophies >_> of my lovers gone, 
OwO Who >w< aww theiw pawts >_> of me ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee >_> did >_> give, 
:33 That :3 due >_> of many, :3 nyow :3 is UwU thinye awonye. 
Their >_< images I :3 wuvd, I view in ^.^ thee, 
And :3 thou x3 (aww UwU they) x3 hast >w< aww OwO the >w< aww >_> of >_> me. 


x3 32 
>w< If :3 thou uWu suwvive my weww-contented day, 
When UwU that ^w^ chuww death my bones with ^.^ dust uWu shaww cuvw 
And ^-^ shawt uWu by >_> fowtunye UwU once ^-^ mowe :33 we-suwvey 
^.^ These UwU poow wude >w< winyes >_> of >w< thy ^.^ deceased UwU wuvw: 
>_< Compawe them with OwO the :33 bett'wing >_> of OwO the UwU time, 
And >w< though uWu they >w< be :33 outstwipped uWu by every >_> pen, 
Reserve them uWu fow my love, ^.^ nyot uWu fow theiw >_> whyme, 
ÚwÚ Exceeded uWu by OwO the >_< height >_> of happier ^-^ men. 
:3 O then OwO vouchsafe me uWu but :3 this :33 woving thought, 
'Had my UwU fwiend's :33 Muse UwU gwown with :3 this ;;w;; gwowing ^-^ age, 
OwO A ^w^ deawew biwth than :3 this his love xDD had ^w^ bwought 
ÚwÚ To mawch in ^-^ wanks >_> of better xDD equipage: 
But >_< since ^.^ he ;;w;; died ÚwÚ and poets better :3 pwuv, 
uWu Theiws uWu fow theiw ^w^ stywe I'll ^.^ wead, his uWu fow his love'. 


>_> 33 
>w< Fuww many :3 a ^w^ gwowious xDD mownying ^.^ have I ^.^ seen, 
ÚwÚ Fwattew OwO the ^.^ mountain :3 tops with x3 suvweign eye, 
Kissing with gowden ;;w;; face OwO the meadows gween; 
UwU Giwding OwO pawe ;;w;; stweams with ^w^ heavenwy >_> awchemy: 
Anon >w< pewmit OwO the ÚwÚ basest clouds ^-^ to ride, 
x3 With >w< ugwy wack uWu on his celestial ;;w;; face, 
And ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< fowwown x3 wowwd his >_> visage hide 
^-^ Steawing >_> unseen ^-^ to west with :3 this disgwace: 
>_< Even OwO so my >_< sun ^-^ onye >_< eawwy ^w^ mown >_> did uWu shinye, 
x3 With >w< aww triumphant :33 spwendouw uWu on my brow, 
But >_< out :33 awack, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was uWu but ^-^ onye hour ÚwÚ minye, 
The region cwoud ;;w;; hath xDD masked him ^-^ fwom me OwO nyow. 
>_> Yet him uWu fow this, my love nyo whit disdainyeth, 
UwU Suns >_> of OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ may UwU stain, when >_< heaven's >_< sun >_> stainyeth. 


^w^ 34 
UwU Why didst :3 thou pwomise such :3 a uWu beauteous day, 
And ^-^ make me ^w^ twavew :3 fowth ^-^ without my >w< cwoak, 
ÚwÚ To let base clouds o'ertake me in my >_< way, 
^.^ Hiding >w< thy xDD bwav'wy in theiw rotten smoke? 
^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot enough UwU that OwO thwough OwO the cwoud :3 thou bweak, 
ÚwÚ To OwO dwy OwO the ;;w;; wain uWu on my OwO stowm-beaten ;;w;; face, 
>_< Fow nyo man ;;w;; weww >_> of such :3 a salve can ÚwÚ speak, 
:33 That heals OwO the :33 wound, ÚwÚ and cuwes ^.^ nyot OwO the disgwace: 
Nyow can >w< thy ÚwÚ shame ^w^ give ÚwÚ physic ^-^ to my gwief, 
^-^ Though :3 thou repent, ÚwÚ yet I ^.^ have still OwO the loss, 
^-^ Th' offender's UwU sowwow ÚwÚ wends uWu but uWu weak ^w^ wewief 
ÚwÚ To him UwU that uWu beaws OwO the >w< stwong ÚwÚ offence's ;;w;; cwoss. 
>_< Ah uWu but x3 those ;;w;; teaws awe ;;w;; peaww ;;w;; which >w< thy love UwU sheds, 
And uWu they awe rich, ÚwÚ and >_< wansom >w< aww i-iww >_< deeds. 


ÚwÚ 35 
:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >w< be gwieved at UwU that ;;w;; which :3 thou x3 hast >_< donye, 
^w^ Woses ^.^ have thorns, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ siwvew >_> fountains mud, 
Cwouds ÚwÚ and >w< ecwipses :33 stain uWu both ^-^ moon ÚwÚ and >_> sun, 
And ^-^ woathsome cankew ;;w;; wives in x3 sweetest >_< bud. 
^-^ Aww x3 men ^-^ make fauwts, ÚwÚ and x3 even I in this, 
Authowizing >w< thy ÚwÚ twespass with >_> compawe, 
UwU My uWu sewf corrupting xDD sawving >w< thy amiss, 
Excusing >w< thy x3 sins ^-^ mowe than >w< thy x3 sins UwU awe: 
>_< Fow ^-^ to >w< thy x3 sensuaw fauwt I bwing in :33 sense, 
x3 Thy advewse party :3 is >w< thy UwU advocate, 
And >w< 'gainst my uWu sewf :3 a lawful pwea xDD commence: 
Such civil OwO waw :3 is in my love ÚwÚ and ^.^ hate, 
:33 That I OwO an accessary ^.^ nyeeds >w< must ^.^ be, 
ÚwÚ To UwU that ^w^ sweet ^w^ thief ;;w;; which ^.^ souwwy >_> wobs ^-^ fwom >_> me. 


ÚwÚ 36 
>_> Wet me x3 confess UwU that ^-^ we two >w< must >w< be OwO twain, 
UwU Awthough ^-^ ouw :33 undivided loves awe >_< onye: 
^w^ So uWu shaww x3 those >_> bwots UwU that ^-^ do with me ÚwÚ wemain, 
Without >w< thy help, uWu by me >w< be ÚwÚ bownye awonye. 
UwU In ^-^ ouw two loves there :3 is uWu but ^-^ onye :33 wespect, 
^-^ Though in ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wives :3 a separable >_> spite, 
^w^ Which >w< though ^.^ it x3 awtew ^.^ nyot ^-^ wuv's >_> sowe >_> effect, 
>_> Yet doth ^.^ it >_< steaw ^w^ sweet ^w^ houws ^-^ fwom ^-^ wuv's xDD dewight. 
I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot xDD evewmowe acknyowwedge ^.^ thee, 
Lest my ^-^ bewaiwed UwU guiwt shouwd ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee shame, 
Nyow :3 thou with uWu pubwic >_> kindnyess uWu honyouw uWu me, 
>_< Unwess :3 thou UwU take UwU that uWu honyouw ^-^ fwom >w< thy nyame: 
But ^-^ do ^.^ nyot so, I love ÚwÚ thee in such sort, 
UwU As :3 thou being ÚwÚ minye, >_< minye :3 is >w< thy good >_< wepowt. 


>w< 37 
UwU As :3 a decwepit fathew ^-^ takes >w< dewight, 
ÚwÚ To UwU see his ^-^ active >w< chiwd ^-^ do deeds >_> of youth, 
^w^ So OwO I, :3 made ^.^ wame uWu by Fowtunye's ;;w;; deawest ^-^ spite 
;;w;; Take >w< aww my comfort >_> of >w< thy wowth ÚwÚ and :33 twuth. 
>_< Fow whethew :3 beauty, birth, ^w^ ow :33 weawth, ^w^ ow wit, 
Ow ^-^ any >_> of ^.^ these aww, ^w^ ow aww, ^w^ ow ^-^ mowe 
Entitled in >w< thy :33 pawts, ^-^ do crowned >_> sit, 
I ^-^ make my love engrafted ^-^ to :3 this OwO stowe: 
^w^ So then I x3 am ^.^ nyot xDD wame, xDD poow, :3 nyow >w< despised, 
>w< Whiwst UwU that :3 this ;;w;; shadow doth such xDD substance >_> give, 
:33 That I in >w< thy abundance x3 am >w< sufficed, 
And uWu by :3 a part >_> of >w< aww >w< thy >_> gwowy ^.^ wive: 
Wook what :3 is best, UwU that :33 best I ^w^ wish in ^.^ thee, 
:3 This ^w^ wish I x3 have, then >w< ten xDD times x3 happy >_> me. 


ÚwÚ 38 
OwO How can my ^w^ muse UwU want :33 subject ^-^ to ^.^ invent 
OwO Whiwe :3 thou OwO dost bweathe UwU that xDD pouw'st OwO into my verse, 
>_< Thinye >_> own ^w^ sweet ^.^ awgument, xDD too x3 excewwent, 
>_< Fow every UwU vuwgaw paper ^-^ to :3 weheawse? 
:3 O ^w^ give >w< thy uWu sewf OwO the ^w^ thanks ^-^ if >w< aught in uWu me, 
Wowthy perusal ^.^ stand x3 against >w< thy ^-^ sight, 
>_< Fow :33 who's OwO so OwO dumb UwU that cannyot wwite ^-^ to ^.^ thee, 
When :3 thou >w< thy uWu sewf OwO dost ^w^ give ÚwÚ invention OwO wight? 
Be :3 thou OwO the x3 tenth uWu Muse, >w< ten xDD times ^-^ mowe in wowth 
>w< Than x3 those ^.^ owd :33 nyinye ;;w;; which uWu whymews UwU invocate, 
And ^.^ he UwU that calls uWu on ^.^ thee, let him bwing :3 fowth 
:33 Etewnyaw ÚwÚ nyumbews ^-^ to ;;w;; outwive wong ^.^ date. 
>w< If my ^w^ swight ^w^ muse ^-^ do >w< pwease ^.^ these uWu cuwious OwO days, 
The pain >w< be ÚwÚ minye, uWu but UwU thinye uWu shaww >w< be OwO the :3 pwaise. 


>_< 39 
:3 O how >w< thy wowth with ^-^ mannyews ^-^ may I sing, 
When :3 thou art >w< aww OwO the better part >_> of x3 me? 
What can >_< minye >_> own UwU pwaise ^-^ to >_< minye >_> own uWu sewf bwing: 
And what :3 is't uWu but >_< minye >_> own when I UwU pwaise OwO thee? 
>_< Even uWu fow this, let OwO us ;;w;; divided live, 
And ^-^ ouw dear love wose name >_> of >w< singwe one, 
:33 That uWu by :3 this ÚwÚ sepawation I ^-^ may ^.^ give: 
:33 That :3 due ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; which :3 thou >_> desewv'st awonye: 
:3 O absence what :3 a >_> towment wouldst :3 thou :3 pwuv, 
Were ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >w< thy ^w^ souw :3 weisuwe >_> gave ^w^ sweet leave, 
ÚwÚ To UwU entewtain OwO the UwU time with >_> thoughts >_> of love, 
^w^ Which UwU time ÚwÚ and >_> thoughts OwO so OwO sweetwy doth :3 deceive. 
And UwU that :3 thou teachest how ^-^ to ^-^ make ^-^ onye OwO twain, 
By praising him here ^-^ who doth x3 hence :33 wemain. 


40 
;;w;; Take >w< aww my >_> wuvs, my love, OwO yea UwU take them aww, 
What x3 hast :3 thou then ^-^ mowe than :3 thou xDD hadst UwU befowe? 
:3 Nyo love, my love, UwU that :3 thou uWu mayst OwO twue love ^-^ caww, 
^-^ Aww >_< minye ÚwÚ was thinye, before :3 thou xDD hadst :3 this mowe: 
;;w;; Then ^-^ if uWu fow my love, :3 thou my love :3 weceivest, 
I cannyot blame ^.^ thee, uWu fow my love :3 thou ^-^ usest, 
But ÚwÚ yet >w< be >w< bwamed, ^-^ if :3 thou >w< thy uWu sewf ÚwÚ deceivest 
By wilful ÚwÚ taste >_> of what >w< thy uWu sewf ^w^ wefusest. 
I ^-^ do forgive >w< thy robbery gentwe ^w^ thief 
UwU Awthough :3 thou >_< steaw ÚwÚ thee >w< aww my puvwty: 
And ÚwÚ yet love knows ^.^ it :3 is :3 a gweatew >w< gwief 
ÚwÚ To bear gweatew ^.^ wwong, than uWu hate's OwO knyown OwO injuwy. 
:3 Wascivious >w< gwace, in xDD whom >w< aww i-iww ;;w;; weww shows, 
Kiww me with ;;w;; spites ÚwÚ yet ^-^ we >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< be foes. 


41 
Those pwetty ^-^ wwongs UwU that ;;w;; wibewty >w< commits, 
When I x3 am sometime ÚwÚ absent ^-^ fwom >w< thy xDD heawt, 
x3 Thy :3 beauty, ÚwÚ and >w< thy years :33 fuww ;;w;; weww befits, 
>_< Fow still OwO temptation UwU fowwows xDD whewe :3 thou awt. 
;;w;; Gentwe :3 thou :3 awt, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe ^-^ to >w< be uWu won, 
;;w;; Beauteous :3 thou :3 awt, OwO thewefowe ^-^ to >w< be >_> assaiwed. 
And when :3 a ^-^ woman woos, what :3 woman's UwU son, 
uWu Wiww ^.^ souwwy xDD weave xDD hew ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he ^.^ have UwU pwevaiwed? 
^w^ Ay uWu me, uWu but ÚwÚ yet :3 thou x3 mightst my x3 seat forbear, 
And ^w^ chide >w< thy :3 beauty, ÚwÚ and >w< thy x3 stwaying youth, 
OwO Who ;;w;; wead ÚwÚ thee in theiw uWu wiot x3 even there 
:3 Whewe :3 thou art fowced ^-^ to >_< bweak :3 a >w< twofowd twuth: 
uWu Hews uWu by >w< thy x3 beauty uWu tempting xDD hew ^-^ to ^.^ thee, 
>_< Thinye uWu by >w< thy x3 beauty being false ^-^ to >_> me. 


uWu 42 
:33 That :3 thou x3 hast xDD hew ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot >w< aww my gwief, 
And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it ^-^ may >w< be ^w^ said I loved xDD hew dearly, 
:33 That ^.^ she ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ thee :3 is >_> of my >_> waiwing chief, 
OwO A woss in love UwU that UwU touches me ^-^ mowe >_> nyeawwy. 
ÚwÚ Woving offendews ;;w;; thus I uWu wiww ;;w;; excuse >_< ye, 
Thou OwO dost love UwU hew, ^.^ because :3 thou uWu knyow'st I love UwU hew, 
And uWu fow my :33 sake x3 even OwO so doth ^.^ she ^w^ abuse uWu me, 
Suff'wing my fwiend uWu fow my :33 sake ^-^ to appwuv :3 hew. 
>w< If I wose ^.^ thee, my woss :3 is my ^-^ wuv's gain, 
And >w< wosing UwU hew, my fwiend ;;w;; hath ;;w;; found UwU that loss, 
Both find OwO each xDD othew, ÚwÚ and I wose uWu both OwO twain, 
And uWu both uWu fow my :33 sake uWu way uWu on me :3 this cross, 
But >w< hewe's OwO the joy, my fwiend ÚwÚ and I awe one, 
^.^ Sweet fwattewy, then ^.^ she loves uWu but me awonye. 


x3 43 
When UwU most I :3 wink then ^-^ do >_< minye eyes :33 best >_> see, 
>_< Fow >w< aww OwO the :3 day uWu they view >w< things unrespected, 
But when I >w< sweep, in >_> dweams uWu they ÚwÚ wook uWu on ^.^ thee, 
And darkly :33 bwight, awe UwU bwight in dark xDD diwected. 
;;w;; Then :3 thou uWu whose ;;w;; shadow ^w^ shadows doth ^-^ make UwU bwight 
OwO How would >w< thy shadow's >_> fowm, fowm x3 happy show, 
ÚwÚ To OwO the ;;w;; cweaw :3 day with >w< thy >w< much clearer >_< wight, 
When ^-^ to unseeing eyes >w< thy shade uWu shinyes so! 
OwO How would (I ;;w;; say) >_< minye eyes >w< be bwessed made, 
By looking uWu on ÚwÚ thee in OwO the :3 wiving day, 
When in UwU dead night >w< thy fair impewfect :33 shade, 
^.^ Thwough :33 heavy ;;w;; sweep uWu on ^-^ sightwess eyes doth uWu stay! 
^-^ Aww >_< days awe nyights ^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ tiww I UwU see ^.^ thee, 
And nyights UwU bwight >_< days when >_> dweams ^-^ do show ÚwÚ thee >_> me. 


^.^ 44 
>w< If OwO the :33 duww xDD substance >_> of my ^.^ fwesh ;;w;; wewe thought, 
:33 Injuwious uWu distance shouwd ^.^ nyot xDD stop my >_< way, 
>_< Fow then UwU despite >_> of space I would >w< be >_> bwought, 
From xDD wimits :3 faw wemote, xDD whewe :3 thou OwO dost ÚwÚ stay, 
:3 Nyo matter then although my foot >_> did ^.^ stand 
:3 Upon OwO the uWu fawthest :3 eawth wemuvd ^-^ fwom ^.^ thee, 
>_< Fow nimble ^w^ thought can jump uWu both ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ and wand, 
UwU As >_> soon as ÚwÚ think OwO the place xDD whewe ^.^ he would UwU be. 
But ÚwÚ ah, ^w^ thought kiwws me UwU that I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^w^ thought 
ÚwÚ To :33 weap uWu wawge lengths >_> of :3 miwes when :3 thou art gone, 
But UwU that OwO so >w< much >_> of :3 eawth ÚwÚ and >w< watew ^w^ wwought, 
I >w< must x3 attend, >w< time's :3 weisuwe with my xDD moan. 
Weceiving UwU nyought uWu by >_< ewements OwO so swow, 
But :33 heavy >_< teaws, >w< badges >_> of ÚwÚ eithew's ^w^ woe. 


ÚwÚ 45 
The uWu othew ^-^ two, ^w^ swight :3 aiw, ÚwÚ and purging fire, 
uWu Awe uWu both with ^.^ thee, >w< whewevew I uWu abide, 
The ^.^ fiwst my thought, OwO the uWu othew my desiwe, 
^.^ These xDD pwesent-absent with swift motion slide. 
>_< Fow when ^.^ these quickew >_< ewements awe gonye 
UwU In >w< tendew >_< embassy >_> of love ^-^ to ^.^ thee, 
UwU My life being :3 made >_> of :3 fouw, with two xDD awonye, 
^w^ Sinks ;;w;; down ^-^ to >_< death, oppwessed with mewanchowy. 
^.^ Untiw :3 wife's :3 composition >w< be wecuwed, 
By x3 those swift messengews wetuwnyed ^-^ fwom ^.^ thee, 
OwO Who x3 even uWu but :3 nyow come xDD back UwU again assured, 
x3 Of >w< thy fair ^.^ heawth, >w< wecounting ^.^ it ^-^ to >_> me. 
:3 This xDD towd, I joy, uWu but then nyo ÚwÚ wongew UwU gwad, 
I ^-^ send them xDD back UwU again ÚwÚ and straight gwow :33 sad. 


:33 46 
Minye eye ÚwÚ and OwO heawt awe at :3 a x3 mowtaw war, 
OwO How ^-^ to >_> divide OwO the :3 conquest >_> of >w< thy ^-^ sight, 
Minye eye, my OwO heawt >w< thy :3 pictuwe's OwO sight would :33 baw, 
UwU My xDD heawt, >_< minye eye OwO the freedom >_> of UwU that >_< wight, 
UwU My OwO heawt doth >w< pwead UwU that :3 thou in him OwO dost >_< wie, 
>_> (A closet never ^w^ piewced with crystal ;;w;; eyes) 
But OwO the ;;w;; defendant doth UwU that pwea deny, 
And :33 says in him >w< thy fair ^.^ appeawance wies. 
ÚwÚ To >_> side :3 this title :3 is impanyewwed 
OwO A x3 quest >_> of ^-^ thoughts, >w< aww tenants ^-^ to OwO the xDD heawt, 
And uWu by theiw verdict :3 is determined 
The ;;w;; cweaw UwU eye's moiety, ÚwÚ and OwO the dear ^w^ heawt's pawt. 
UwU As thus, >_< minye UwU eye's :3 due :3 is >w< thy >_> outwawd UwU pawt, 
And my ^w^ heawt's >_< wight, >w< thy >_< inwawd love >_> of ÚwÚ heawt. 


ÚwÚ 47 
ÚwÚ Betwixt >_< minye eye ÚwÚ and OwO heawt :3 a >_> weague :3 is took, 
And OwO each doth good ;;w;; tuwns :3 nyow x3 unto OwO the xDD othew, 
When UwU that >_< minye eye :3 is OwO famished uWu fow :3 a look, 
Ow OwO heawt in love with sighs ^-^ himsewf doth OwO smothew; 
x3 With my ^-^ wuv's UwU pictuwe then my eye doth >w< feast, 
And ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ painted ^.^ banquet >_< bids my ;;w;; heawt: 
>_> Anyothew UwU time >_< minye eye :3 is my ^w^ heawt's guest, 
And in his >_> thoughts >_> of love doth share :3 a pawt. 
^w^ So ;;w;; eithew uWu by >w< thy UwU pictuwe ^w^ ow my love, 
x3 Thy uWu sewf ^w^ away, art ÚwÚ pwesent still with uWu me, 
>_< Fow :3 thou ^.^ nyot farther than my >_> thoughts ^w^ canst UwU muv, 
And I x3 am still with ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and uWu they with thee. 
Ow ^-^ if uWu they >w< sweep, >w< thy UwU pictuwe in my OwO sight 
:3 Awakes my xDD heawt, ^-^ to ^w^ heawt's ÚwÚ and UwU eye's xDD dewight. 


x3 48 
OwO How ÚwÚ cawefuw ÚwÚ was I when I took my >_< way, 
>_> Each twifwe uWu undew >w< twuest :33 baws ^-^ to OwO thwust, 
:33 That ^-^ to my ;;w;; use ^.^ it UwU might x3 unyused stay 
From ^.^ hands >_> of >_< fawsehood, in ^w^ suwe :33 wawds >_> of trust! 
But thou, ^-^ to xDD whom my jewews >_< twifwes awe, 
uWu Most >w< wowthy UwU comfowt, :3 nyow my :3 gweatest gwief, 
Thou :33 best >_> of ÚwÚ deawest, ÚwÚ and >_< minye only cawe, 
Awt weft OwO the uWu pwey >_> of every UwU vuwgaw >w< thief. 
ÚwÚ Thee ^.^ have I ^.^ nyot locked OwO up in ^-^ any ^w^ chest, 
ÚwÚ Save xDD whewe :3 thou art ;;w;; nyot, >w< though I ;;w;; feew :3 thou :3 awt, 
xDD Within OwO the gentwe :3 cwosuwe >_> of my ^w^ bweast, 
From :3 whence at ^w^ pweasuwe :3 thou uWu mayst come ÚwÚ and UwU pawt, 
And x3 even ^.^ thence :3 thou xDD wiwt >w< be stow'n I feaw, 
>_< Fow >w< twuth proves ^w^ thievish uWu fow :3 a UwU pwize OwO so ;;w;; deaw. 


>_> 49 
uWu Against UwU that UwU time (if >w< evew UwU that UwU time come) 
When I uWu shaww UwU see ÚwÚ thee :3 fwown uWu on my ^w^ defects, 
When as >w< thy love ;;w;; hath UwU cast his xDD utmost >w< sum, 
>w< Cawwed ^-^ to UwU that >w< audit uWu by advised respects, 
uWu Against UwU that UwU time when :3 thou ^-^ shawt stwangewy pass, 
And ^-^ scawcewy gweet me with UwU that >_< sun UwU thinye eye, 
When love OwO convewted ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD thing ^.^ it ÚwÚ was 
:33 Shaww reasons find >_> of ;;w;; settwed gwavity; 
uWu Against UwU that UwU time ^-^ do I ^w^ ensconce me here 
xDD Within OwO the knowledge >_> of >_< minye >_> own :33 desewt, 
And :3 this my ;;w;; hand, x3 against my uWu sewf ÚwÚ upweaw, 
ÚwÚ To guawd OwO the lawful reasons uWu on >w< thy UwU pawt, 
ÚwÚ To xDD weave UwU poow uWu me, :3 thou x3 hast OwO the OwO stwength >_> of ^w^ waws, 
x3 Since x3 why ^-^ to love, I can >_> awwege nyo ^.^ cause. 


50 
OwO How :33 heavy ^-^ do I journey uWu on OwO the >_< way, 
When what I >w< seek (my x3 weawy xDD twavew's >w< end) 
^-^ Doth teach UwU that UwU case ÚwÚ and UwU that wepose ^-^ to uWu say 
x3 'Thus :3 faw OwO the :3 miwes awe ^-^ measuwed ^-^ fwom >w< thy :3 fwiend.' 
The beast UwU that uWu beaws uWu me, ^.^ tiwed with my x3 woe, 
Plods dully OwO on, ^-^ to bear UwU that OwO weight in uWu me, 
UwU As ^-^ if uWu by >w< some :33 instinct OwO the ÚwÚ wwetch >_> did xDD knyow 
His >_< widew loved ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ speed being :3 made ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee: 
The bwoody xDD spuw cannyot >_< pwovoke him OwO on, 
:33 That ^.^ sometimes :3 angew thrusts OwO into his >_> hide, 
^w^ Which heavily ^.^ he ^-^ answews with :3 a groan, 
Mowe shawp ^-^ to me than uWu spuwwing ^-^ to his >w< side, 
>_< Fow UwU that >_> same >_> gwoan doth >w< put :3 this in my UwU mind, 
UwU My >w< gwief :3 wies >_> onwawd ÚwÚ and my ^.^ joy >w< behind. 


^w^ 51 
ÚwÚ Thus can my love ;;w;; excuse OwO the uWu swow offence, 
x3 Of my :33 duww bearer, when ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee I uWu speed, 
From xDD whewe :3 thou :3 awt, x3 why shouwd I haste me uWu thence? 
;;w;; Tiww I xDD wetuwn >_> of ;;w;; posting :3 is nyo need. 
:3 O what ;;w;; excuse uWu wiww my UwU poow beast then find, 
When swift >_> extwemity can ÚwÚ seem uWu but uWu swow? 
;;w;; Then shouwd I xDD spuw >w< though x3 mounted uWu on OwO the wind, 
UwU In >w< winged ÚwÚ speed nyo motion uWu shaww I >w< knyow, 
;;w;; Then can nyo horse with my desiwe ^-^ keep ÚwÚ pace, 
OwO Thewefowe desiwe ÚwÚ (of pewfect'st love being made) 
:33 Shaww nyeigh (no :33 duww flesh) in his :33 fiewy ^.^ wace, 
But love, uWu fow love, ;;w;; thus uWu shaww ;;w;; excuse my uWu jade, 
x3 Since ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee going, ^.^ he went uWu wiwfuw-swow, 
Towawds ÚwÚ thee I'll ^-^ wun, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give him xDD weave ^-^ to ^.^ go. 


:3 52 
^w^ So x3 am I as OwO the rich uWu whose bwessed key, 
^w^ Can bwing him ^-^ to his ^w^ sweet uWu up-wocked tweasuwe, 
The ;;w;; which ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot every hour survey, 
>_< Fow blunting OwO the fine point >_> of uWu sewdom ÚwÚ pweasuwe. 
OwO Thewefowe awe UwU feasts OwO so sowemn ÚwÚ and OwO so wawe, 
x3 Since uWu sewdom UwU coming in UwU that wong yeaw set, 
;;w;; Wike >w< stonyes >_> of wowth uWu they thinwy ^w^ pwaced awe, 
Ow x3 captain jewews in OwO the UwU cawcanyet. 
^w^ So :3 is OwO the UwU time UwU that >_< keeps you as my chest 
Ow as OwO the x3 wawdwobe ;;w;; which OwO the robe doth >_> hide, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make >w< some speciaw x3 instant special-blest, 
By OwO nyew >w< unfowding his :3 impwisonyed ^.^ pwide. 
Blessed awe you uWu whose worthiness gives UwU scope, 
>_> Being xDD had ^-^ to :3 twiumph, being x3 wacked ^-^ to :33 hope. 


uWu 53 
What :3 is >_> youw UwU substance, ^w^ wheweof awe you made, 
:33 That millions >_> of ÚwÚ stwange ^w^ shadows uWu on you tend? 
x3 Since every one, ;;w;; hath every one, ^-^ onye :33 shade, 
And you uWu but one, can every ;;w;; shadow x3 wend: 
Describe >_> Adonyis ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU countewfeit, 
^-^ Is >_> poowwy imitated aftew you, 
uWu On ^-^ Hewen's ^-^ cheek >w< aww art >_> of x3 beauty set, 
And you in Grecian >w< tiwes awe ^w^ painted ÚwÚ nyew: 
^w^ Speak >_> of OwO the UwU spwing, ÚwÚ and :3 foison >_> of OwO the yeaw, 
The ^-^ onye doth ;;w;; shadow >_> of >_> youw x3 beauty show, 
The uWu othew as >_> youw bounty doth appear, 
And you in every bwessed ^-^ shape ^-^ we know. 
UwU In >w< aww ^-^ extewnyaw OwO gwace you ^.^ have >w< some UwU pawt, 
But you >_< wike x3 nyonye, UwU nyonye you uWu fow ;;w;; constant ÚwÚ heawt. 


OwO 54 
:3 O how >w< much ^-^ mowe doth x3 beauty uWu beauteous seem, 
By UwU that ^w^ sweet >_> ownyament ;;w;; which >w< twuth doth x3 give! 
The wose looks :33 faiw, uWu but ^-^ faiwew ^-^ we ^.^ it ^.^ deem 
>_< Fow UwU that ^w^ sweet xDD odouw, ;;w;; which doth in ^.^ it ^.^ wive: 
The cankew bwooms ^.^ have :33 fuww as ^-^ deep :3 a >_> dye, 
UwU As OwO the uWu pewfumed tincture >_> of OwO the xDD woses, 
>w< Hang uWu on such thorns, ÚwÚ and xDD pway as ÚwÚ wantonwy, 
When ÚwÚ summew's >_> bweath theiw xDD masked buds discwoses: 
But uWu fow theiw :3 viwtue only :3 is theiw show, 
^.^ They live ^.^ unwooed, ÚwÚ and uWu unwespected ^-^ fade, 
^.^ Die ^-^ to :3 themsewves. ^.^ Sweet >w< woses ^-^ do ^.^ nyot so, 
x3 Of theiw ^w^ sweet deaths, awe x3 sweetest odours x3 made: 
And OwO so >_> of you, uWu beauteous ÚwÚ and UwU wuvwy youth, 
When UwU that uWu shaww uWu vade, uWu by ^w^ vewse distills >_> youw :33 twuth. 


uWu 55 
:3 Nyot ÚwÚ mawbwe, :3 nyow OwO the x3 giwded monyuments 
x3 Of princes uWu shaww ;;w;; outwive :3 this >w< powewfuw >_> whyme, 
But you uWu shaww shinye ^-^ mowe UwU bwight in ^.^ these uWu contents 
>w< Than ;;w;; unswept ^.^ stonye, besmeared with ÚwÚ swuttish xDD time. 
When wastefuw OwO waw uWu shaww statues overturn, 
And uWu bwoiws >w< woot >_< out OwO the wowk >_> of masonwy, 
Nyow >w< Maws his ;;w;; swowd, :3 nyow waw's uWu quick x3 fiwe uWu shaww buwn: 
The :3 wiving ÚwÚ wecowd >_> of >_> youw :33 memowy. 
'Gainst >_< death, ÚwÚ and all-oblivious :33 enmity 
:33 Shaww you pace >w< fowth, >_> youw UwU pwaise uWu shaww still find UwU woom, 
>_< Even in OwO the eyes >_> of >w< aww posterity 
:33 That wear :3 this x3 wowwd >_< out ^-^ to OwO the OwO ending >w< doom. 
^w^ So ÚwÚ tiww OwO the ÚwÚ judgment UwU that >_> youw uWu sewf awise, 
You live in this, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dweww in ^-^ wuvws' OwO eyes. 


56 
^.^ Sweet love ^.^ wenyew >w< thy force, >w< be ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ^w^ said 
x3 Thy >_> edge shouwd ^-^ bwuntew >w< be than OwO appetite, 
^w^ Which uWu but OwO to-day uWu by OwO feeding :3 is >_< awwayed, 
>w< To-mowwow >_> shawpenyed in his fowmew ^-^ might. 
^w^ So love >w< be thou, although OwO to-day :3 thou fiww 
x3 Thy x3 hungwy >_> eyes, x3 even ÚwÚ tiww uWu they :3 wink with ^-^ fuwnyess, 
>w< To-mowwow UwU see uWu again, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :33 kiww 
The spirit >_> of love, with :3 a x3 pewpetuaw ^w^ duwnyess: 
>_> Wet :3 this >_> sad intewim >_< wike OwO the :33 ocean >w< be 
^w^ Which pawts OwO the shore, xDD whewe two :3 contwacted ^w^ nyew, 
Come ;;w;; daiwy ^-^ to OwO the :33 banks, UwU that when uWu they see: 
Wetuwn >_> of love, ^-^ mowe bwest ^-^ may >w< be OwO the ^.^ view. 
Ow caww ^.^ it winter, ;;w;; which being :33 fuww >_> of cawe, 
:3 Makes ÚwÚ summew's welcome, ÚwÚ thwice ^-^ mowe OwO wished, ^-^ mowe ^w^ wawe. 


^.^ 57 
>_> Being >_> youw ^w^ swave what shouwd I ^-^ do uWu but ÚwÚ tend, 
:3 Upon OwO the >_> houws, ÚwÚ and xDD times >_> of >_> youw ^-^ desiwe? 
I ^.^ have nyo pwecious UwU time at >w< aww ^-^ to :33 spend; 
Nyow services ^-^ to ^-^ do ÚwÚ tiww you wequiwe. 
Nyow dare I ^w^ chide OwO the world-without-end xDD houw, 
>w< Whiwst I (my xDD suvweign) watch OwO the ^w^ cwock uWu fow you, 
Nyow ÚwÚ think OwO the ^w^ bittewnyess >_> of absence >_> souw, 
When you ^.^ have ;;w;; bid >_> youw ^-^ sewvant UwU once ^.^ adieu. 
Nyow dare I xDD question with my x3 jeawous thought, 
:3 Whewe you ^-^ may ^.^ be, ^w^ ow >_> youw affairs UwU suppose, 
But >_< wike :3 a >_> sad ^w^ swave stay ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think >_> of UwU nyought 
ÚwÚ Save xDD whewe you awe, how x3 happy you ^-^ make those. 
^w^ So OwO twue :3 a OwO foow :3 is love, UwU that in >_> youw wiww, 
ÚwÚ (Though you ^-^ do ^-^ any ^w^ thing) ^.^ he OwO thinks nyo ill. 


58 
:33 That god forbid, UwU that :3 made me ^.^ fiwst >_> youw slave, 
I shouwd in ^w^ thought ÚwÚ contwow >_> youw xDD times >_> of pweasuwe, 
Ow at >_> youw hand th' >_< account >_> of ^w^ houws ^-^ to ^.^ cwave, 
>_> Being >_> youw vassaw bound ^-^ to stay >_> youw ^.^ weisuwe. 
:3 O let me suffer ^.^ (being at >_> youw beck) 
^-^ Th' :3 impwisonyed absence >_> of >_> youw wibewty, 
And >_< patience ^w^ tame ^-^ to sufferance xDD bide OwO each check, 
Without :3 accusing you >_> of OwO injuwy. 
Be xDD whewe you wist, >_> youw chawtew :3 is OwO so ^w^ stwong, 
:33 That you >_> youw uWu sewf ^-^ may >_> pwiviwage >_> youw UwU time 
ÚwÚ To what you wiww, ^-^ to you ^.^ it doth ^-^ bewong, 
Your uWu sewf ^-^ to pawdon >_> of x3 sewf-doing crime. 
I x3 am ^-^ to wait, >w< though ^w^ waiting OwO so >w< be >_< heww, 
:3 Nyot blame >_> youw ^w^ pweasuwe >w< be ^.^ it i-iww ^w^ ow :33 weww. 


59 
>w< If there >w< be nyothing ^w^ nyew, uWu but UwU that ;;w;; which ;;w;; is, 
;;w;; Hath >_< been OwO befowe, how awe ^-^ ouw >w< bwains beguiwed, 
^w^ Which >_> wabouwing uWu fow ÚwÚ invention bear >_< amis 
The uWu second burthen >_> of :3 a fowmew chiwd! 
:3 O UwU that ÚwÚ wecowd :33 couwd with :3 a ;;w;; backwawd look, 
>_< Even >_> of five ^-^ hundwed courses >_> of OwO the >_> sun, 
Show me >_> youw ^.^ image in >w< some >_> antique book, 
x3 Since :33 mind at ^.^ fiwst in >_< chawactew ÚwÚ was >w< donye. 
:33 That I UwU might UwU see what OwO the ^.^ owd x3 wowwd :33 couwd ÚwÚ say, 
ÚwÚ To :3 this >_< composed wonder >_> of >_> youw >_< fwame, 
:3 Whethew ^-^ we awe :3 mended, ^w^ ow whethew better uWu they, 
Ow whethew UwU wevowution >w< be OwO the OwO same. 
:3 O ^w^ suwe I x3 am OwO the xDD wits >_> of fowmew OwO days, 
ÚwÚ To uWu subjects >_< wowse ^.^ have >w< given admiring :3 pwaise. 


^-^ 60 
;;w;; Wike as OwO the xDD waves ^-^ make towards OwO the pebbled shore, 
^w^ So ^-^ do ^-^ ouw minutes ^.^ hasten ^-^ to theiw end, 
>_> Each changing place with UwU that ;;w;; which :33 goes OwO befowe, 
UwU In ^.^ sequent >_< toiw >w< aww :33 fowwawds ^-^ do ^w^ contend. 
^-^ Nyativity UwU once in OwO the x3 main >_> of >_< wight, 
^.^ Cwawws ^-^ to x3 matuwity, >w< whewewith being crowned, 
Crooked >w< ecwipses >w< 'gainst his >_> gwowy fight, 
And Time UwU that uWu gave, doth :3 nyow his >_> gift :3 confound. 
Time doth ;;w;; twansfix OwO the flourish xDD set uWu on youth, 
And ^-^ dewves OwO the parallels in beauty's brow, 
>w< Feeds uWu on OwO the :33 wawities >_> of nature's truth, 
And nyothing ^-^ stands uWu but uWu fow his UwU scythe ^-^ to ;;w;; mow. 
And ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to xDD times in hope, my ^w^ vewse uWu shaww ^.^ stand 
ÚwÚ Pwaising >w< thy ^.^ wowth, UwU despite his x3 cwuew hand. 


>w< 61 
^-^ Is ^.^ it >w< thy wiww, >w< thy ^.^ image shouwd ^-^ keep open 
UwU My :33 heavy :33 eyewids ^-^ to OwO the x3 weawy :3 nyight? 
Dost :3 thou desiwe my ^-^ swumbews shouwd >w< be broken, 
OwO Whiwe ^w^ shadows >_< wike ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ^-^ do xDD mock my >w< sight? 
^-^ Is ^.^ it >w< thy spirit UwU that :3 thou >_> send'st ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee 
^w^ So :3 faw ^-^ fwom UwU home OwO into my deeds ^-^ to ÚwÚ pwy, 
ÚwÚ To find >_< out uWu shames ÚwÚ and :33 idwe ^w^ houws in uWu me, 
The >_> scope ÚwÚ and x3 tenyuwe >_> of >w< thy jeawousy? 
:3 O no, >w< thy love >w< though xDD much, :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so >_> gweat, 
^w^ It :3 is my love UwU that >_< keeps >_< minye eye >_< awake, 
Minye >_> own OwO twue love UwU that doth my west ;;w;; defeat, 
ÚwÚ To xDD pway OwO the UwU watchman >w< evew uWu fow >w< thy sake. 
>_< Fow ÚwÚ thee watch OwO I, UwU whiwst :3 thou OwO dost :3 wake ÚwÚ ewsewhewe, 
From me :3 faw OwO off, with ÚwÚ othews >w< aww xDD too >w< nyeaw. 


x3 62 
UwU Sin >_> of self-love possesseth >w< aww >_< minye eye, 
And >w< aww my >_> souw, ÚwÚ and >w< aww my every part; 
And uWu fow :3 this xDD sin there :3 is nyo wemedy, 
^w^ It :3 is OwO so grounded >_< inwawd in my ÚwÚ heawt. 
x3 Methinks nyo ;;w;; face OwO so >_< gwacious :3 is as ÚwÚ minye, 
:3 Nyo ^-^ shape OwO so true, nyo >w< twuth >_> of such account, 
And uWu fow my uWu sewf >_< minye >_> own wowth ^-^ do :33 definye, 
UwU As I >w< aww uWu othew in >w< aww wowths suwmount. 
But when my :3 gwass >w< shows me my uWu sewf >_< indeed 
:33 beated ÚwÚ and chopt with ^.^ tannyed antiquity, 
Minye >_> own self-love ^-^ quite contrary I wead: 
>_> Sewf, OwO so UwU sewf-woving ;;w;; wewe ^-^ inyiquity. 
^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ thee (my x3 sewf) UwU that uWu fow my uWu sewf I :33 pwaise, 
Painting my :3 age with x3 beauty >_> of >w< thy ^.^ days. 


63 
uWu Against my love uWu shaww >w< be as I x3 am :3 nyow 
x3 With Time's xDD injuwious hand xDD cwushed ÚwÚ and ^w^ o'ewwown, 
When ^w^ houws ^.^ have OwO dwainyed his UwU bwood ÚwÚ and filled his uWu bwow 
x3 With >w< winyes ÚwÚ and :3 wwinkwes, when his youthfuw ^w^ mown 
;;w;; Hath xDD twavewwed uWu on ^-^ to age's ;;w;; steepy night, 
And >w< aww x3 those ^-^ beauties ^w^ wheweof :3 nyow :33 he's ;;w;; king 
uWu Awe vanyishing, ^w^ ow vanished >_< out >_> of ^-^ sight, 
^-^ Steawing away OwO the >_> tweasuwe >_> of his spring: 
>_< Fow such :3 a UwU time ^-^ do I :3 nyow fortify 
uWu Against uWu confounding age's x3 cwuew ;;w;; knyife, 
:33 That ^.^ he uWu shaww never ÚwÚ cut ^-^ fwom memowy 
UwU My ^w^ sweet ^-^ wuv's :3 beauty, >w< though my lover's wife. 
His x3 beauty uWu shaww in ^.^ these bwack >w< winyes >w< be ^.^ seen, 
And uWu they uWu shaww live, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he in them still green. 


^.^ 64 
When I ^.^ have uWu seen uWu by Time's feww hand >_< defaced 
The wich-pwoud uWu cost >_> of ;;w;; outwown buwied ^-^ age, 
When sometime lofty towers I UwU see ^w^ down-wased, 
And brass eternal ^w^ swave ^-^ to x3 mowtaw xDD wage. 
When I ^.^ have uWu seen OwO the x3 hungwy :33 ocean >_< gain 
Advantage uWu on OwO the :3 kingdom >_> of OwO the shore, 
And OwO the ^w^ fiwm soiw ^.^ win >_> of OwO the >_> watewy :33 main, 
^.^ Incweasing ^.^ stowe with loss, ÚwÚ and woss with ^-^ stowe. 
When I ^.^ have uWu seen such ^w^ intewchange >_> of State, 
Ow OwO state ^.^ it uWu sewf >_> confounded, ^-^ to decay, 
Wuin ;;w;; hath ^w^ taught me ;;w;; thus ^-^ to wuminyate 
:33 That Time uWu wiww come ÚwÚ and UwU take my love >_> away. 
:3 This ^w^ thought :3 is as :3 a death ;;w;; which cannyot OwO choose 
But weep ^-^ to x3 have, UwU that ;;w;; which ^.^ it ^-^ feaws ^-^ to lose. 


OwO 65 
x3 Since xDD bwass, :3 nyow ^.^ stonye, :3 nyow :3 eawth, :3 nyow :33 boundwess >_< sea, 
But >_> sad mowtawity o'ersways theiw :33 powew, 
OwO How with :3 this ;;w;; wage uWu shaww x3 beauty howd :3 a :33 pwea, 
uWu Whose >w< action :3 is nyo stronger than :3 a UwU fwowew? 
:3 O how uWu shaww ÚwÚ summew's honey >_> bweath howd out, 
uWu Against OwO the wrackful ^w^ siege >_> of ;;w;; batt'wing OwO days, 
When wocks ^-^ impwegnyabwe awe ^.^ nyot OwO so ;;w;; stout, 
Nyow ^w^ gates >_> of >_< steew OwO so >w< stwong uWu but UwU time :3 decays? 
:3 O xDD feawfuw >_< meditation, xDD whewe :33 awack, 
:33 Shaww Time's :33 best >_> jewew ^-^ fwom Time's chest lie ;;w;; hid? 
Ow what >w< stwong hand can howd his swift foot ^w^ back, 
Ow ^-^ who his ÚwÚ spoiw >_> of x3 beauty can OwO fowbid? 
:3 O x3 nyonye, unwess :3 this >_< miwacwe ^.^ have OwO might, 
:33 That in bwack ink my love ^-^ may still shinye bwight. 


^.^ 66 
Tiwed with >w< aww ^.^ these uWu fow xDD westfuw death I cwy, 
UwU As ^-^ to >w< behowd desewt :3 a >_< beggaw :33 bown, 
And needy nyothing trimmed in jowwity, 
And puwest :3 faith ^.^ unhappiwy xDD fowswown, 
And x3 giwded uWu honyouw shamefully mispwaced, 
And OwO maiden :3 viwtue ^w^ wudewy xDD stwumpeted, 
And ^.^ wight :3 pewfection >w< wwongfuwwy disgraced, 
And OwO stwength uWu by ;;w;; wimping ^.^ sway disabwed 
And art :3 made ^w^ tongue-tied uWu by authowity, 
And ^.^ fowwy >w< (doctow-wike) controlling skill, 
And ÚwÚ simpwe >w< twuth miscalled x3 simpwicity, 
And :33 captive good :33 attending x3 captain ill. 
Tiwed with >w< aww :33 these, ^-^ fwom ^.^ these would I >w< be gone, 
ÚwÚ Save UwU that ^-^ to x3 die, I xDD weave my love awonye. 


^.^ 67 
>_< Ah xDD whewefowe with ÚwÚ infection shouwd ^.^ he live, 
And with his :3 pwesence OwO gwace xDD impiety, 
:33 That xDD sin uWu by him ^w^ advantage shouwd achieve, 
And OwO wace ^.^ it uWu sewf with his society? 
UwU Why shouwd false ^.^ painting imitate his cheek, 
And >_< steaw UwU dead seeming >_> of his :3 wiving hue? 
UwU Why shouwd UwU poow x3 beauty ÚwÚ indiwectwy seek, 
^w^ Woses >_> of uWu shadow, >_< since his wose :3 is :3 twue? 
UwU Why shouwd ^.^ he live, :3 nyow ^-^ nyatuwe bankrupt ;;w;; is, 
^.^ Beggawed >_> of UwU bwood ^-^ to x3 bwush OwO thwough lively :33 veins, 
>_< Fow ^.^ she ;;w;; hath nyo exchequew :3 nyow uWu but his, 
And >_> pwoud >_> of many, ;;w;; wives x3 upon his xDD gains? 
:3 O him ^.^ she UwU stowes, ^-^ to show what wealth ^.^ she ^-^ had, 
UwU In >_< days wong ÚwÚ since, before ^.^ these last OwO so >w< bad. 


68 
ÚwÚ Thus :3 is his ^-^ cheek OwO the ÚwÚ map >_> of >_< days outwown, 
When x3 beauty :33 wived ÚwÚ and ;;w;; died as >_> fwowews ^-^ do nyow, 
Before ^.^ these xDD bastawd signs >_> of fair ;;w;; wewe :33 bown, 
Ow durst ÚwÚ inhabit uWu on :3 a :3 wiving brow: 
Before OwO the gowden tresses >_> of OwO the OwO dead, 
The ^.^ wight >_> of OwO sepuwchwes, ;;w;; wewe shown ^w^ away, 
ÚwÚ To live :3 a uWu second life uWu on uWu second uWu head, 
Ewe beauty's UwU dead xDD fweece :3 made another gay: 
UwU In him x3 those holy >_> antique ^w^ houws awe ^.^ seen, 
Without >w< aww OwO ownyament, ^.^ it uWu sewf ÚwÚ and true, 
:33 Making nyo uWu summew >_> of x3 anyothew's x3 gween, 
xDD Wobbing nyo ^.^ owd ^-^ to dwess his x3 beauty ^w^ nyew, 
And him as uWu fow :3 a ÚwÚ map doth :3 Nyatuwe store, 
ÚwÚ To show false Awt what x3 beauty ÚwÚ was >_> of yowe. 


;;w;; 69 
Those pawts >_> of ÚwÚ thee UwU that OwO the world's eye doth OwO view, 
Want nyothing UwU that OwO the ^w^ thought >_> of hearts can ^w^ mend: 
^-^ Aww ^.^ tongues x3 (the >w< voice >_> of souls) ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee UwU that OwO due, 
Uttewing x3 bawe truth, x3 even OwO so as :33 foes ^.^ commend. 
x3 Thy >_> outwawd ;;w;; thus with >_> outwawd UwU pwaise :3 is crowned, 
But x3 those >_> same ^.^ tongues UwU that ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee OwO so UwU thinye own, 
UwU In uWu othew uWu accents ^-^ do :3 this UwU pwaise xDD confound 
By >_< seeing farther than OwO the eye ;;w;; hath ^.^ shown. 
^.^ They ÚwÚ wook OwO into OwO the x3 beauty >_> of >w< thy UwU mind, 
And UwU that in ^.^ guess uWu they measuwe uWu by >w< thy >_< deeds, 
;;w;; Then ^-^ chuwws theiw >_> thoughts (awthough theiw eyes ;;w;; wewe kind) 
ÚwÚ To >w< thy fair flower ÚwÚ add OwO the :3 wank smell >_> of weeds: 
But x3 why >w< thy odour matcheth ^.^ nyot >w< thy show, 
The soiw :3 is this, UwU that :3 thou OwO dost ^w^ common ^.^ gwow. 


^w^ 70 
:33 That :3 thou art bwamed uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be >w< thy >w< defect, 
>_< Fow ;;w;; swandew's mark ÚwÚ was >w< evew ÚwÚ yet OwO the :33 faiw, 
The >_> ownyament >_> of x3 beauty :3 is suspect, 
OwO A crow UwU that flies in >_< heaven's x3 sweetest air. 
^w^ So :3 thou >w< be uWu good, :3 swandew doth uWu but UwU appwuv, 
x3 Thy wowth OwO the gweatew being >_< wooed >_> of UwU time, 
>_< Fow cankew OwO vice OwO the x3 sweetest buds doth love, 
And :3 thou ^.^ pwesent'st :3 a ÚwÚ puwe unstainyed prime. 
Thou x3 hast x3 passed uWu by OwO the >_< ambush >_> of x3 young OwO days, 
x3 Eithew ^.^ nyot assailed, ^w^ ow UwU victow being uWu chawged, 
>_> Yet :3 this >w< thy UwU pwaise cannyot >w< be OwO so >w< thy :33 pwaise, 
ÚwÚ To OwO tie OwO up envy, xDD evewmowe enwawged, 
>w< If >w< some :3 suspect >_> of i-iww xDD masked ^.^ nyot >w< thy show, 
;;w;; Then :3 thou :3 awonye xDD kingdoms >_> of hearts shouldst ^-^ owe. 


>_< 71 
:3 Nyo ÚwÚ wongew mourn uWu fow me when I x3 am OwO dead, 
>w< Than you uWu shaww hear OwO the suwwy sullen beww 
>w< Give wawnying ^-^ to OwO the x3 wowwd UwU that I x3 am xDD fwed 
From :3 this :3 viwe x3 wowwd with ^-^ viwest worms ^-^ to dweww: 
Nyay ^-^ if you ;;w;; wead :3 this winye, wemembew ;;w;; nyot, 
The hand UwU that :3 wwit it, uWu fow I love you so, 
:33 That I in >_> youw ^w^ sweet >_> thoughts would >w< be ^w^ fowgot, 
>w< If >w< thinking uWu on me then shouwd ^-^ make you ^w^ woe. 
:3 O ^-^ if (I ;;w;; say) you ÚwÚ wook x3 upon :3 this verse, 
When I (perhaps) ^-^ compounded x3 am with ÚwÚ cway, 
Do ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much as my UwU poow name UwU weheawse; 
But let >_> youw love x3 even with my life ÚwÚ decay. 
Lest OwO the xDD wise x3 wowwd shouwd ÚwÚ wook OwO into >_> youw :3 moan, 
And xDD mock you with me aftew I x3 am gone. 


:3 72 
:3 O west OwO the x3 wowwd shouwd ^w^ task you ^-^ to >_< wecite, 
What merit :33 wived in me UwU that you shouwd love 
:33 Aftew my death (deaw OwO wuv) ^-^ fowget me ÚwÚ quite, 
>_< Fow you in me can nyothing >w< wowthy >_< pwuv. 
>_< Unwess you would devise >w< some ÚwÚ viwtuous >_< wie, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ do ^-^ mowe uWu fow me than >_< minye >_> own :33 desewt, 
And >_> hang ^-^ mowe UwU pwaise x3 upon ^.^ deceased OwO I, 
>w< Than ^.^ nyiggawd >w< twuth would willingly impawt: 
:3 O west >_> youw OwO twue love ^-^ may ÚwÚ seem false in this, 
:33 That you uWu fow love speak ;;w;; weww >_> of me ^-^ untwue, 
UwU My name >w< be buwied xDD whewe my ÚwÚ body ;;w;; is, 
And live nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to ÚwÚ shame :3 nyow uWu me, :3 nyow you. 
>_< Fow I x3 am ^.^ shamed uWu by UwU that ;;w;; which I bwing >w< fowth, 
And OwO so shouwd you, ^-^ to love >w< things nyothing worth. 


^w^ 73 
:33 That UwU time >_> of yeaw :3 thou uWu mayst in me uWu behowd, 
When x3 yewwow uWu weaves, ^w^ ow x3 nyonye, ^w^ ow xDD few ^-^ do >_> hang 
:3 Upon x3 those x3 boughs ;;w;; which >_< shake x3 against OwO the cold, 
Bawe ^w^ wuinyed ^-^ choiws, xDD whewe ^.^ wate OwO the ^w^ sweet :33 biwds >w< sang. 
UwU In me :3 thou >w< seest OwO the :33 twiwight >_> of such day, 
UwU As aftew sunset OwO fadeth in OwO the UwU west, 
^w^ Which uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by bwack night doth UwU take ^w^ away, 
^-^ Death's uWu second uWu sewf UwU that :33 seaws OwO up >w< aww in ^-^ west. 
UwU In me :3 thou >w< seest OwO the ;;w;; gwowing >_> of such fire, 
:33 That uWu on OwO the ashes >_> of his xDD youth doth >_< wie, 
UwU As OwO the x3 death-bed, xDD wheweon ^.^ it >w< must UwU expiwe, 
^-^ Consumed with UwU that ;;w;; which ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 nyouwished by. 
:3 This :3 thou xDD pewceiv'st, ;;w;; which makes >w< thy love ^-^ mowe ^w^ stwong, 
ÚwÚ To love UwU that well, ;;w;; which :3 thou >w< must xDD weave ewe UwU wong. 


74 
But >w< be OwO contented when UwU that feww awwest, 
Without >w< aww bail uWu shaww carry me ^w^ away, 
UwU My life ;;w;; hath in :3 this xDD winye >w< some UwU intewest, 
^w^ Which uWu fow ÚwÚ memowiaw still with ÚwÚ thee uWu shaww >_> stay. 
When :3 thou reviewest this, :3 thou OwO dost review, 
The vewy part ÚwÚ was consecrate ^-^ to ^.^ thee, 
The :3 eawth can ^.^ have uWu but :3 eawth, ;;w;; which :3 is his OwO due, 
UwU My spirit :3 is UwU thinye OwO the better part >_> of uWu me, 
^w^ So then :3 thou x3 hast uWu but lost OwO the UwU dwegs >_> of xDD wife, 
The uWu pwey >_> of xDD wowms, my ÚwÚ body being OwO dead, 
The cowawd :3 conquest >_> of :3 a wretch's ;;w;; knyife, 
:3 Too base >_> of ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< be wemembewed, 
The wowth >_> of UwU that, :3 is UwU that ;;w;; which ^.^ it x3 contains, 
And UwU that :3 is this, ÚwÚ and :3 this with ÚwÚ thee remains. 


^-^ 75 
^w^ So awe you ^-^ to my >_> thoughts as >_< food ^-^ to xDD wife, 
Ow as ÚwÚ sweet-seasonyed uWu showews awe ^-^ to OwO the ground; 
And uWu fow OwO the xDD peace >_> of you I howd such stwife 
UwU As :33 'twixt :3 a misew ÚwÚ and his wealth :3 is ÚwÚ found. 
Nyow >_> pwoud as OwO an OwO enjoyew, ÚwÚ and anon 
>w< Doubting OwO the >_> fiwching :3 age uWu wiww >_< steaw his tweasuwe, 
Nyow x3 counting :33 best ^-^ to >w< be with you xDD awonye, 
;;w;; Then ^.^ bettewed UwU that OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ may UwU see my pweasuwe, 
>_< Sometime >w< aww :33 fuww with ;;w;; feasting uWu on >_> youw ^-^ sight, 
And uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by cwean starved uWu fow :3 a look, 
Possessing ^w^ ow pursuing nyo dewight 
ÚwÚ Save what :3 is ^-^ had, ^w^ ow >w< must ^-^ fwom you >w< be ^w^ took. 
ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ do I pinye ÚwÚ and >w< suwfeit :3 day uWu by day, 
Ow gwuttonying uWu on aww, ^w^ ow >w< aww >_> away. 


>_> 76 
UwU Why :3 is my ^w^ vewse OwO so xDD bawwen >_> of OwO nyew uWu pwide? 
^w^ So :3 faw ^-^ fwom >_< vawiation ^w^ ow uWu quick uWu change? 
UwU Why with OwO the UwU time ^-^ do I ^.^ nyot OwO gwance ^w^ aside 
ÚwÚ To :3 nyew-found methods, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >_< compounds strange? 
UwU Why wwite I still >w< aww one, >w< evew OwO the :33 same, 
And ^-^ keep ÚwÚ invention in :3 a nyoted weed, 
:33 That every >_> wowd doth ^w^ awmost tell my uWu nyame, 
>w< Showing theiw birth, ÚwÚ and xDD whewe uWu they >_> did >w< pwoceed? 
:3 O xDD knyow ^w^ sweet love I :33 awways wwite >_> of you, 
And you ÚwÚ and love awe still my ;;w;; awgument: 
^w^ So >w< aww my :33 best :3 is dwessing ^.^ owd uWu wowds ^w^ nyew, 
Spending UwU again what :3 is already ^-^ spent: 
>_< Fow as OwO the >_< sun :3 is ;;w;; daiwy OwO nyew ÚwÚ and >_> owd, 
^w^ So :3 is my love still x3 tewwing what :3 is towd. 


>_< 77 
x3 Thy :3 gwass uWu wiww show ÚwÚ thee how >w< thy ^-^ beauties weaw, 
x3 Thy >w< diaw how >w< thy pwecious minutes ;;w;; waste, 
^.^ These vacant leaves >w< thy xDD mind's ÚwÚ impwint uWu wiww ^-^ beaw, 
And >_> of :3 this book, :3 this >_> weawnying uWu mayst :3 thou >_< taste. 
The wrinkles ;;w;; which >w< thy :3 gwass uWu wiww ^.^ twuwy show, 
x3 Of mouthed >_< gwaves uWu wiww ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee memory, 
Thou uWu by >w< thy diaw's shady stealth uWu mayst >w< knyow, 
Time's ^w^ thievish ^-^ pwogwess ^-^ to eternity. 
Wook what >w< thy memowy cannyot uWu contain, 
:33 Commit ^-^ to ^.^ these ^.^ waste ^.^ bwanks, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt find 
Those chiwdwen ;;w;; nyuwsed, UwU dewivewed ^-^ fwom >w< thy ^-^ bwain, 
ÚwÚ To UwU take :3 a OwO nyew >_> acquaintance >_> of >w< thy mind. 
^.^ These ^.^ offices, OwO so ^w^ oft as :3 thou xDD wiwt look, 
:33 Shaww >w< pwofit ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and >w< much UwU enwich >w< thy uWu book. 


^w^ 78 
^w^ So ^w^ oft ^.^ have I :33 invoked ÚwÚ thee uWu fow my ÚwÚ muse, 
And ;;w;; found such fair ;;w;; assistance in my verse, 
UwU As every UwU awien ;;w;; pen ;;w;; hath ^w^ got my use, 
And uWu undew ÚwÚ thee theiw poesy ÚwÚ dispewse. 
>_< Thinye >_> eyes, UwU that ^w^ taught OwO the OwO dumb uWu on UwU high ^-^ to sing, 
And :33 heavy xDD ignyowance ^-^ awoft ^-^ to fly, 
>_< Have ÚwÚ added ÚwÚ feathews ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ weawnyed's ;;w;; wing, 
And >w< given OwO gwace :3 a double majesty. 
>_> Yet >w< be UwU most >_> pwoud >_> of UwU that ;;w;; which I ;;w;; compiwe, 
uWu Whose influence :3 is thinye, ÚwÚ and :3 bown >_> of ^.^ thee, 
UwU In >_> othews' ^w^ wowks :3 thou OwO dost uWu but OwO mend OwO the x3 stywe, 
And ^w^ awts with >w< thy ^w^ sweet gwaces OwO gwaced UwU be. 
But :3 thou art >w< aww my :3 awt, ÚwÚ and OwO dost ^.^ advance 
UwU As UwU high as weawnying, my wude ^.^ ignyowance. 


:33 79 
>w< Whiwst I :3 awonye >_> did caww x3 upon >w< thy ^-^ aid, 
UwU My ^w^ vewse :3 awonye xDD had >w< aww >w< thy gentwe >w< gwace, 
But :3 nyow my >_< gwacious ÚwÚ nyumbews awe >_> decayed, 
And my uWu sick ^w^ muse doth ^w^ give OwO an uWu othew :3 pwace. 
I gwant (sweet OwO wuv) >w< thy UwU wuvwy awgument 
:33 Desewves OwO the UwU twavaiw >_> of :3 a worthier >_> pen, 
>_> Yet what >_> of ÚwÚ thee >w< thy :3 poet doth xDD invent, 
ÚwÚ He >_> wobs ÚwÚ thee :33 of, ÚwÚ and OwO pays ^.^ it ÚwÚ thee uWu again, 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ wends ÚwÚ thee uWu viwtue, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he stole UwU that ;;w;; wowd, 
From >w< thy :33 behaviouw, x3 beauty doth ^.^ he ^w^ give 
And ;;w;; found ^.^ it in >w< thy >_< cheek: ^.^ he can :33 affowd 
:3 Nyo UwU pwaise ^-^ to ^.^ thee, uWu but what in ÚwÚ thee doth wive. 
;;w;; Then :3 thank him ^.^ nyot uWu fow UwU that ;;w;; which ^.^ he doth ÚwÚ say, 
x3 Since what ^.^ he ÚwÚ owes ^.^ thee, :3 thou >w< thy uWu sewf OwO dost :33 pay. 


;;w;; 80 
:3 O how I ^.^ faint when I >_> of you ^-^ do write, 
:33 Knyowing :3 a better spirit doth ;;w;; use >_> youw uWu nyame, 
And in OwO the UwU pwaise thereof ^.^ spends >w< aww his OwO might, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make me ^w^ tongue-tied ;;w;; speaking >_> of >_> youw >w< fame. 
But >_< since >_> youw wowth xDD (wide as OwO the :33 ocean is) 
The humbwe as OwO the pwoudest sail doth ^-^ beaw, 
UwU My ;;w;; saucy bark (infewiow :3 faw ^-^ to >_< his) 
uWu On >_> youw bwoad x3 main doth >_> wiwfuwwy appear. 
Your OwO shawwowest ^w^ hewp uWu wiww howd me OwO up xDD afwoat, 
>w< Whiwst ^.^ he x3 upon >_> youw ^-^ soundwess ^-^ deep doth ride, 
Ow ^.^ (being ^-^ wwecked) I x3 am :3 a ^.^ wowthwess >_> boat, 
ÚwÚ He >_> of taww building, ÚwÚ and >_> of ÚwÚ goodwy ^.^ pwide. 
;;w;; Then ^-^ if ^.^ he thrive ÚwÚ and I >w< be UwU cast ^w^ away, 
The wowst ÚwÚ was this, my love ÚwÚ was my ÚwÚ decay. 


:33 81 
Ow I uWu shaww live >_> youw ^-^ epitaph ^-^ to >_> make, 
Ow you uWu suwvive when I in :3 eawth x3 am xDD wotten, 
From x3 hence >_> youw memowy death cannyot UwU take, 
UwU Awthough in me OwO each part uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; fowgotten. 
Your name ^-^ fwom x3 hence immortal life uWu shaww x3 have, 
^-^ Though I xDD (once gone) ^-^ to >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd >w< must x3 die, 
The :3 eawth can ÚwÚ yiewd me uWu but :3 a ^w^ common :33 gwave, 
When you >_< entombed in xDD men's eyes uWu shaww >_< wie, 
Your :33 monyument uWu shaww >w< be my gentwe verse, 
^w^ Which eyes ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet created uWu shaww o'er-read, 
And ^.^ tongues ^-^ to ^.^ be, >_> youw being uWu shaww ^w^ weheawse, 
When >w< aww OwO the >_< bweathews >_> of :3 this x3 wowwd awe OwO dead, 
You still uWu shaww live UwU (such :3 viwtue ;;w;; hath my ÚwÚ pen) 
:3 Whewe >_> bweath UwU most breathes, x3 even in OwO the OwO mouths >_> of ^-^ men. 


>_< 82 
I gwant :3 thou ^w^ wewt ^.^ nyot married ^-^ to my ÚwÚ muse, 
And OwO thewefowe uWu mayst ^-^ without ^.^ attaint :3 o'ewwook 
The x3 dedicated uWu wowds ;;w;; which ^-^ wwitews ;;w;; use 
x3 Of theiw fair :3 subject, xDD bwessing every uWu book. 
Thou art as fair in knowledge as in hue, 
UwU Finding >w< thy wowth :3 a UwU wimit ÚwÚ past my :33 pwaise, 
And OwO thewefowe art ^-^ enfowced ^-^ to >w< seek anew, 
uWu Some fresher stamp >_> of OwO the time-bettewing ^.^ days. 
And ^-^ do OwO so love, ÚwÚ yet when uWu they ^.^ have ;;w;; devised, 
What :33 stwainyed UwU touches ^w^ whetowic can wend, 
Thou ^.^ twuwy :33 faiw, ^w^ wewt ^.^ twuwy ^.^ sympathized, 
UwU In OwO twue ;;w;; pwain x3 wowds, uWu by >w< thy >_> twue-tewwing >w< fwiend. 
And theiw :3 gwoss ^.^ painting UwU might >w< be better x3 used, 
:3 Whewe x3 cheeks :3 nyeed blood, in ÚwÚ thee ^.^ it :3 is abused. 


xDD 83 
I never ^-^ saw UwU that you >_> did ^.^ painting ^w^ nyeed, 
And OwO thewefowe ^-^ to >_> youw fair nyo ^.^ painting set, 
I ;;w;; found uWu (ow ^w^ thought I xDD found) you >_> did exceed, 
:33 That xDD bawwen >w< tendew >_> of :3 a >_< poet's OwO debt: 
And OwO thewefowe ^.^ have I >w< swept in >_> youw report, 
:33 That you >_> youw uWu sewf being UwU extant ;;w;; weww UwU might show, 
OwO How :3 faw :3 a modewn ;;w;; quiww doth come xDD too showt, 
>w< Speaking >_> of ^.^ wowth, what wowth in you doth ^.^ gwow. 
:3 This siwence uWu fow my xDD sin you >_> did xDD impute, 
^w^ Which uWu shaww >w< be UwU most my >_> gwowy being ^w^ dumb, 
>_< Fow I ;;w;; impaiw ^.^ nyot x3 beauty being xDD mute, 
When ÚwÚ othews would ^w^ give xDD wife, ÚwÚ and bwing :3 a tomb. 
Thewe ;;w;; wives ^-^ mowe life in ^-^ onye >_> of >_> youw fair >_> eyes, 
>w< Than uWu both >_> youw poets can in UwU pwaise x3 devise. 


;;w;; 84 
OwO Who :3 is ^.^ it UwU that :33 says ÚwÚ most, ;;w;; which can uWu say :3 mowe, 
>w< Than :3 this rich :33 pwaise, UwU that you xDD awonye, awe you? 
UwU In uWu whose x3 confinye >w< immuwed :3 is OwO the store, 
^w^ Which shouwd example xDD whewe >_> youw >w< equaw OwO gwew. 
Lean >_> penyuwy within UwU that ;;w;; pen doth dwell, 
:33 That ^-^ to his :33 subject ÚwÚ wends ^.^ nyot >w< some small ^-^ gwowy, 
But ^.^ he UwU that ;;w;; wwites >_> of you, ^-^ if ^.^ he can >_< teww, 
:33 That you awe you, OwO so uWu dignyifies his >_< stowy. 
>_> Wet him uWu but >w< copy what in you :3 is ^w^ wwit, 
:3 Nyot :33 making >_< wowse what ^-^ nyatuwe :3 made OwO so clear, 
And such :3 a :33 countewpawt uWu shaww ÚwÚ fame his wit, 
:33 Making his ^w^ stywe admired every ^w^ whewe. 
You ^-^ to >_> youw uWu beauteous blessings ÚwÚ add :3 a curse, 
>_> Being OwO fond uWu on :33 pwaise, ;;w;; which makes >_> youw ^.^ pwaises >w< wowse. 


x3 85 
UwU My ^w^ tongue-tied ^w^ muse in ^-^ mannyews howds xDD hew stiww, 
OwO Whiwe xDD comments >_> of >_> youw UwU pwaise richly compiwed, 
Reserve theiw >_< chawactew with gowden ^.^ quiww, 
And pwecious ^.^ phwase uWu by >w< aww OwO the OwO Muses >_< fiwed. 
I ÚwÚ think good ^-^ thoughts, UwU whiwst uWu othew wwite good x3 wowds, 
And >_< wike unlettered clerk still x3 cwy ;;w;; Amen, 
ÚwÚ To every >_> hymn UwU that able spirit ^-^ affowds, 
UwU In ;;w;; powished fowm >_> of ;;w;; weww wefinyed ^.^ pen. 
^w^ Heawing you praised, I uWu say 'tis so, 'tis true, 
And ^-^ to OwO the UwU most >_> of UwU pwaise ÚwÚ add xDD something :3 mowe, 
But UwU that :3 is in my thought, uWu whose love ^-^ to you 
ÚwÚ (Though uWu wowds come ÚwÚ hindmost) howds his :3 wank OwO befowe, 
;;w;; Then >w< othews, uWu fow OwO the >_> bweath >_> of uWu wowds :33 wespect, 
>w< Me uWu fow my OwO dumb ^-^ thoughts, ;;w;; speaking in >w< effect. 


>w< 86 
>_> Was ^.^ it OwO the >_> pwoud :33 fuww sail >_> of his gweat verse, 
Bound uWu fow OwO the UwU pwize >_> of x3 (aww xDD too OwO pwecious) you, 
:33 That >_> did my wipe >_> thoughts in my bwain ÚwÚ inheawse, 
:33 Making theiw tomb OwO the >_> womb wherein uWu they grew? 
>_> Was ^.^ it his ^.^ spiwit, uWu by uWu spiwits ^w^ taught ^-^ to write, 
OwO Abuv :3 a x3 mowtaw >_> pitch, UwU that struck me ;;w;; dead? 
No, neither >_< he, :3 nyow his ;;w;; compeews uWu by night 
UwU Giving him ^-^ aid, my ^w^ vewse uWu astonyished. 
ÚwÚ He :3 nyow UwU that affabwe ÚwÚ famiwiaw ghost 
^w^ Which ^w^ nyightwy >w< guwws him with intewwigence, 
UwU As >_< victows >_> of my siwence cannyot UwU boast, 
I ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot uWu sick >_> of ^-^ any ;;w;; feaw ^-^ fwom >_> thence. 
But when >_> youw countenance filled OwO up his winye, 
;;w;; Then x3 wacked I matter, UwU that enfeebled x3 minye. 


>w< 87 
^w^ Faweweww! :3 thou art xDD too dear uWu fow my >w< possessing, 
And >_< wike enough :3 thou uWu knyow'st >w< thy x3 estimate, 
The chawtew >_> of >w< thy wowth gives ÚwÚ thee weweasing: 
UwU My ÚwÚ bonds in ÚwÚ thee awe >w< aww detewminyate. 
>_< Fow how ^-^ do I howd ÚwÚ thee uWu but uWu by >w< thy granting, 
And uWu fow UwU that riches xDD whewe :3 is my ;;w;; desewving? 
The cause >_> of :3 this fair >_> gift in me :3 is wanting, 
And OwO so my >_< patent xDD back UwU again :3 is swerving. 
x3 Thy uWu sewf :3 thou gav'st, >w< thy >_> own wowth then ^.^ nyot ;;w;; knyowing, 
Ow me ^-^ to xDD whom :3 thou ÚwÚ gav'st it, ewse ^w^ mistaking, 
^w^ So >w< thy gweat >_> gift x3 upon misprision >_< gwowing, 
x3 Comes UwU home uWu again, uWu on better ^w^ judgement ^w^ making. 
ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ have I xDD had ÚwÚ thee as :3 a ^-^ dweam doth ^.^ fwattew, 
UwU In ;;w;; sweep :3 a ^-^ king, uWu but ^.^ waking nyo such OwO mattew. 


;;w;; 88 
When :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be UwU disposed ^-^ to xDD set me >_< wight, 
And place my merit in OwO the eye >_> of ^w^ scown, 
:3 Upon >w< thy >w< side, x3 against my uWu sewf I'll fight, 
And ^w^ pwuv ÚwÚ thee viwtuous, >w< though :3 thou art >w< fowswown: 
x3 With >_< minye >_> own ;;w;; weaknyess being :33 best xDD acquainted, 
:3 Upon >w< thy part I can xDD set ;;w;; down :3 a story 
x3 Of faults concealed, wherein I x3 am >w< attainted: 
:33 That :3 thou in >w< wosing uWu me, ^-^ shawt ^.^ win >w< much gwowy: 
And I uWu by :3 this uWu wiww >w< be :3 a >_> gainyew UwU too, 
>_< Fow bending >w< aww my :33 woving >_> thoughts uWu on ^.^ thee, 
The injuwies UwU that ^-^ to my uWu sewf I uWu do, 
Doing ÚwÚ thee :3 vantage, ^-^ doubwe-vantage >_> me. 
Such :3 is my love, ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee I OwO so ^-^ bewong, 
:33 That uWu fow >w< thy >_< wight, my uWu sewf uWu wiww bear >w< aww ^.^ wwong. 


xDD 89 
Say UwU that :3 thou didst >_> fowsake me uWu fow >w< some UwU fauwt, 
And I uWu wiww :33 comment x3 upon UwU that offence, 
^w^ Speak >_> of my xDD wamenyess, ÚwÚ and I straight uWu wiww hawt: 
uWu Against >w< thy reasons :33 making nyo xDD defence. 
Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot (love) >w< disgwace me half OwO so iww, 
ÚwÚ To xDD set :3 a fowm x3 upon desiwed change, 
UwU As I'll my uWu sewf UwU disgwace, ÚwÚ knyowing >w< thy wiww, 
I uWu wiww >_> acquaintance stwangwe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook stwange: 
Be ÚwÚ absent ^-^ fwom >w< thy walks ÚwÚ and in my tongue, 
x3 Thy ^w^ sweet bewuvd name nyo ^-^ mowe uWu shaww dwell, 
Lest I :3 (too >w< much profane) shouwd ^-^ do ^.^ it ^.^ wwonk: 
And uWu hapwy >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ owd >_> acquaintance tell. 
>_< Fow ^.^ thee, x3 against my uWu sewf I'll x3 vow x3 debate, 
>_< Fow I >w< must :33 nye'ew love him xDD whom :3 thou OwO dost OwO hate. 


;;w;; 90 
;;w;; Then UwU hate me when :3 thou >_< wiwt, ^-^ if x3 evew, nyow, 
Nyow >_< whiwe OwO the x3 wowwd :3 is bent my deeds ^-^ to cross, 
>_> join with OwO the ^-^ spite >_> of OwO fowtunye, ^-^ make me >_< bow, 
And ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_> dwop in uWu fow OwO an ;;w;; aftew-woss: 
>_< Ah ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, when my OwO heawt ;;w;; hath ;;w;; 'scaped :3 this xDD sowwow, 
Come in OwO the ÚwÚ weawwawd >_> of :3 a UwU conquewed x3 woe, 
>w< Give ^.^ nyot :3 a windy night :3 a >w< wainy ^.^ mowwow, 
ÚwÚ To wingew >_< out :3 a purposed uvwthwow. 
>w< If :3 thou xDD wiwt xDD weave uWu me, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD weave me ^w^ wast, 
When uWu othew :33 petty gwiefs ^.^ have x3 donye theiw >_> spite, 
But in OwO the ^w^ onset xDD come, OwO so uWu shaww I ÚwÚ taste 
^.^ At ^.^ fiwst OwO the vewy wowst >_> of >_< fowtunye's ^-^ might. 
And uWu othew strains >_> of x3 woe, ;;w;; which :3 nyow ÚwÚ seem x3 woe, 
x3 Compawed with woss >_> of ^.^ thee, uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ seem ÚwÚ so. 


:3 91 
uWu Some >_> gwowy in theiw birth, >w< some in theiw skill, 
uWu Some in theiw :33 weawth, >w< some in theiw body's force, 
uWu Some in theiw garments >w< though new-fangled iww: 
uWu Some in theiw :3 hawks ÚwÚ and ^w^ hounds, >w< some in theiw ÚwÚ howse. 
And every humouw ;;w;; hath his adjunct pweasuwe, 
OwO Whewein ^.^ it ^.^ finds :3 a ^.^ joy :33 abuv OwO the rest, 
But ^.^ these OwO pawticuwaws awe ^.^ nyot my >_> measuwe, 
^-^ Aww ^.^ these I better in ^-^ onye ^w^ genyewaw >_> best. 
x3 Thy love :3 is better than UwU high biwth ^-^ to uWu me, 
Richer than :33 weawth, prouder than uWu gawments' costs, 
x3 Of ^-^ mowe dewight than :3 hawks ÚwÚ and howses xDD be: 
And having ^.^ thee, >_> of >w< aww xDD men's uWu pwide I uWu boast. 
Wretched in :3 this xDD awonye, UwU that :3 thou uWu mayst UwU take, 
^-^ Aww :3 this ^w^ away, ÚwÚ and me UwU most wretchcd ^w^ make. 


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But ^-^ do >w< thy wowst ^-^ to >_< steaw >w< thy uWu sewf ^w^ away, 
>_< Fow term >_> of life :3 thou art >_> assuwed ÚwÚ minye, 
And life nyo ÚwÚ wongew than >w< thy love uWu wiww ÚwÚ stay, 
>_< Fow ^.^ it depends x3 upon UwU that love >_> of >w< thinye. 
;;w;; Then :3 nyeed I ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ;;w;; feaw OwO the wowst >_> of wwongs, 
When in OwO the :33 weast >_> of them my life ;;w;; hath end, 
I >_> see, :3 a better OwO state ^-^ to me ;;w;; bewongs 
>w< Than UwU that, ;;w;; which uWu on >w< thy humouw doth ^-^ depend. 
Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot uWu vex me with ;;w;; inconstant UwU mind, 
x3 Since UwU that my life uWu on >w< thy uWu wevowt doth >_< wie, 
:3 O what :3 a x3 happy title ^-^ do I find, 
x3 Happy ^-^ to ^.^ have >w< thy love, x3 happy ^-^ to >_< die! 
But ^w^ what's OwO so bwessed-faiw UwU that ^-^ feaws nyo bwot? 
Thou uWu mayst >w< be fawse, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet I xDD knyow ^.^ it not. 


^w^ 93 
^w^ So uWu shaww I live, :3 supposing :3 thou art true, 
;;w;; Wike :3 a >w< deceived xDD husband, OwO so ^-^ wuv's ;;w;; face, 
May still ÚwÚ seem love ^-^ to uWu me, >w< though altered ÚwÚ nyew: 
x3 Thy looks with uWu me, >w< thy OwO heawt in uWu othew :3 pwace. 
>_< Fow there can live nyo xDD hatwed in UwU thinye eye, 
OwO Thewefowe in UwU that I cannyot xDD knyow >w< thy change, 
UwU In :33 many's >w< wooks, OwO the false ^w^ heawt's history 
^-^ Is :3 wwit in >_> moods ÚwÚ and :33 fwowns ÚwÚ and wrinkles :33 stwange. 
But >w< heaven in >w< thy ^-^ cweation >_> did ^-^ decwee, 
:33 That in >w< thy ;;w;; face ^w^ sweet love shouwd >w< evew dwell, 
uWu Whate'ew >w< thy ^-^ thoughts, ^w^ ow >w< thy ^w^ heawt's workings ^.^ be, 
x3 Thy looks shouwd nyothing >_< thence, uWu but xDD sweetnyess tell. 
OwO How >_< wike >w< Eve's apple doth >w< thy x3 beauty >_< gwow, 
>w< If >w< thy ^w^ sweet :3 viwtue ÚwÚ answew ^.^ nyot >w< thy show. 


OwO 94 
^.^ They UwU that ^.^ have power ^-^ to huwt, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^-^ do x3 nyonye, 
:33 That ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^-^ do OwO the :33 thing, uWu they UwU most ^-^ do show, 
OwO Who ^w^ moving >w< othews, awe themsewves as ^.^ stonye, 
;;w;; Unmuvd, cold, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO temptation ^w^ swow: 
^.^ They >w< wightwy ^-^ do xDD inhewit >_< heaven's graces, 
And xDD husband nature's riches ^-^ fwom >_> expense, 
Tibey awe OwO the uWu wowds ÚwÚ and ownyews >_> of theiw :3 faces, 
Othews, uWu but uWu stewawds >_> of theiw excewwence: 
The ÚwÚ summew's flower :3 is ^-^ to OwO the uWu summew ;;w;; sweet, 
^-^ Though ^-^ to ^.^ it ;;w;; sewf, ^.^ it only live ÚwÚ and x3 die, 
But ^-^ if UwU that flower with base ÚwÚ infection :33 meet, 
The ÚwÚ basest weed outbraves his dignity: 
>_< Fow x3 sweetest >w< things xDD tuwn sourest uWu by theiw >_< deeds, 
x3 Wiwies UwU that ^w^ festew, smell :3 faw >_< wowse than xDD weeds. 


:33 95 
OwO How ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ and UwU wuvwy OwO dost :3 thou ^-^ make OwO the shame, 
^w^ Which >_< wike :3 a cankew in OwO the ^-^ fwagwant :3 wose, 
^-^ Doth xDD spot OwO the x3 beauty >_> of >w< thy uWu budding >_< nyame! 
:3 O in what ;;w;; sweets OwO dost :3 thou >w< thy x3 sins :33 encwose! 
:33 That :33 tongue UwU that uWu tewws OwO the story >_> of >w< thy OwO days, 
>_< (Making >w< wascivious xDD comments uWu on >w< thy ^.^ spowt) 
Cannyot UwU dispwaise, uWu but in :3 a >w< kind >_> of :33 pwaise, 
^-^ Nyaming >w< thy uWu nyame, xDD bwesses OwO an i-iww >_< wepowt. 
:3 O what :3 a UwU mansion ^.^ have x3 those UwU vices got, 
^w^ Which uWu fow theiw ÚwÚ habitation ^.^ chose >_< out ^.^ thee, 
:3 Whewe beauty's >w< veiw doth cuvw every blot, 
And >w< aww >w< things ;;w;; tuwns ^-^ to :33 faiw, UwU that eyes can >w< see! 
;;w;; Take ^w^ heed (deaw heawt) >_> of :3 this uWu wawge privilege, 
The >_> hawdest :33 knyife x3 iww-used doth wose his edge. 


xDD 96 
uWu Some uWu say >w< thy fauwt :3 is youth, >w< some ^.^ wantonnyess, 
uWu Some uWu say >w< thy OwO gwace :3 is xDD youth ÚwÚ and gentwe sport, 
Both OwO gwace ÚwÚ and faults awe loved >_> of ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ and wess: 
Thou ;;w;; mak'st faults graces, UwU that ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee >_< wesowt: 
UwU As uWu on OwO the fingew >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ thwonyed queen, 
The ÚwÚ basest >_> jewew uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; weww uWu esteemed: 
^w^ So awe x3 those ewwows UwU that in ÚwÚ thee awe ^.^ seen, 
ÚwÚ To :33 twuths xDD twanswated, ÚwÚ and uWu fow OwO twue >w< things ^w^ deemed. 
OwO How many lambs UwU might OwO the >w< stewn ^.^ wowf ÚwÚ betway, 
>w< If >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ wamb ^.^ he :33 couwd his looks ^w^ twanswate! 
OwO How many gazers x3 mightst :3 thou ;;w;; wead ^w^ away, 
^-^ if :3 thou wouldst ;;w;; use OwO the OwO stwength >_> of >w< aww >w< thy >_> state! 
But ^-^ do ^.^ nyot so, I love ÚwÚ thee in such sort, 
UwU As :3 thou being ÚwÚ minye, >_< minye :3 is >w< thy good >_< wepowt. 


^.^ 97 
OwO How >_< wike :3 a winter ;;w;; hath my absence >_< been 
From ^.^ thee, OwO the ^w^ pweasuwe >_> of OwO the ;;w;; fweeting :33 yeaw! 
What freezings ^.^ have I fewt, what dark >_< days >w< seen! 
What ^.^ owd x3 Decembew's x3 bawenyess uWu evewywhewe! 
And ÚwÚ yet :3 this UwU time wemuvd ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ summew's UwU time, 
The ÚwÚ teeming autumn xDD big with rich increase, 
:33 Beawing OwO the >_< wanton >_> buwden >_> of OwO the ;;w;; pwime, 
;;w;; Wike uWu widowed UwU wombs aftew theiw lords' :3 decease: 
>_> Yet :3 this abundant xDD issue ^.^ seemed ^-^ to me 
But >w< hope >_> of ;;w;; owphans, ÚwÚ and unfathered OwO fwuit, 
>_< Fow uWu summew ÚwÚ and his ÚwÚ pweasuwes OwO wait uWu on ^.^ thee, 
And :3 thou ^w^ away, OwO the vewy :33 biwds awe mute. 
Ow ^-^ if uWu they sing, 'tis with OwO so :33 duww :3 a cheew, 
:33 That leaves ÚwÚ wook pawe, >_< dweading OwO the wintew's >w< nyeaw. 


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From you ^.^ have I >_< been ÚwÚ absent in OwO the UwU spwing, 
When OwO pwoud-pied :3 Apwiw >_< (dwessed in >w< aww his twim) 
;;w;; Hath >w< put :3 a spirit >_> of xDD youth in every ^.^ thing: 
:33 That :33 heavy ÚwÚ Satuwn :33 waughed ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weaped with >_> him. 
>_> Yet :3 nyow OwO the lays >_> of biwds, :3 nyow OwO the ^w^ sweet smell 
x3 Of diffewent >_> fwowews in odour ÚwÚ and in hue, 
Could ^-^ make me ^-^ any ÚwÚ summew's story ^-^ teww: 
Ow ^-^ fwom theiw >_> pwoud OwO wap xDD pwuck them xDD whewe uWu they gwew: 
Nyow >_> did I wonder at OwO the ^.^ wiwy's >_< white, 
Nyow UwU pwaise OwO the ^-^ deep ^-^ vewmiwion in OwO the :3 wose, 
^.^ They ;;w;; wewe uWu but ;;w;; sweet, uWu but :33 figuwes >_> of ;;w;; dewight: 
^w^ Dwawn aftew you, you ^w^ pattewn >_> of >w< aww those. 
>_> Yet ^.^ seemed ^.^ it winter stiww, ÚwÚ and you ^w^ away, 
UwU As with >_> youw ;;w;; shadow I with ^.^ these >_> did play. 


>_< 99 
The :3 fowwawd ;;w;; viowet ;;w;; thus >_> did I ;;w;; chide, 
^.^ Sweet xDD thief, :3 whence didst :3 thou >_< steaw >w< thy ^w^ sweet UwU that smewws, 
>w< If ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom my ^-^ wuv's breath? The xDD puwpwe uWu pwide 
^w^ Which uWu on >w< thy ^.^ soft >_< check uWu fow complexion ^-^ dwewws, 
UwU In my ^-^ wuv's ^.^ veins :3 thou x3 hast xDD too ^.^ gwosswy xDD dyed. 
The ^-^ wiwy I xDD condemnyed uWu fow >w< thy ;;w;; hand, 
And buds >_> of marjoram xDD had stow'n >w< thy >_> haiw, 
The >w< woses feawfuwwy uWu on thorns >_> did ^.^ stand, 
>_< Onye :33 bwushing shame, another >_> white ;;w;; despaiw: 
OwO A third :3 nyow red, :3 nyow >_< white, xDD had stow'n >_> of ^.^ both, 
And ^-^ to his robbery xDD had ;;w;; annyexed >w< thy breath, 
But uWu fow his uWu theft in uWu pwide >_> of >w< aww his xDD gwowth 
OwO A vengefuw cankew xDD eat him OwO up ^-^ to :33 death. 
Mowe >_> fwowews I UwU nyoted, ÚwÚ yet I UwU nyonye :33 couwd >_> see, 
But ;;w;; sweet, ^w^ ow >w< cowouw ^.^ it xDD had stow'n ^-^ fwom thee. 


UwU 100 
:3 Whewe art :3 thou :33 Muse UwU that :3 thou >_> fowget'st OwO so long, 
ÚwÚ To speak >_> of UwU that ;;w;; which gives ÚwÚ thee >w< aww >w< thy might? 
;;w;; Spend'st :3 thou >w< thy :3 fuwy uWu on >w< some ^.^ wowthwess song, 
x3 Dawkenying >w< thy power ^-^ to lend base uWu subjects OwO wight? 
Wetuwn >_> fowgetfuw uWu Muse, ÚwÚ and straight :33 wedeem, 
UwU In gentwe ÚwÚ nyumbews UwU time OwO so OwO idwy x3 spent, 
:3 Sing ^-^ to OwO the ear UwU that doth >w< thy lays ;;w;; esteem, 
And gives >w< thy ;;w;; pen uWu both >_> skiww ÚwÚ and OwO awgument. 
Rise resty uWu Muse, my ^-^ wuv's ^w^ sweet ;;w;; face survey, 
>w< If UwU time ^.^ have ^-^ any wwinkwe graven there, 
>w< If >_< any, >w< be :3 a ^-^ satiwe ^-^ to decay, 
And ^-^ make >w< time's spoils despised x3 evewywhewe. 
>w< Give my love ÚwÚ fame ^-^ fastew than Time wastes xDD wife, 
^w^ So :3 thou UwU pwevent'st his ;;w;; scythe, ÚwÚ and crooked knife. 


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:3 O ÚwÚ twuant :33 Muse what uWu shaww >w< be >w< thy ;;w;; amends, 
>_< Fow >w< thy ^.^ nyegwect >_> of >w< twuth in x3 beauty xDD dyed? 
Both >w< twuth ÚwÚ and x3 beauty uWu on my love ^-^ depends: 
^w^ So OwO dost :3 thou UwU too, ÚwÚ and :3 thewein xDD dignyified: 
UwU Make ÚwÚ answew uWu Muse, xDD wiwt :3 thou ^.^ nyot uWu hapwy ÚwÚ say, 
^w^ 'Twuth ^.^ nyeeds nyo >w< cowouw with his >w< cowouw >w< fixed, 
:3 Beauty nyo OwO penciw, beauty's >w< twuth ^-^ to ÚwÚ way: 
But :33 best :3 is best, ^-^ if never ^-^ intewmixed'? 
xDD Because ^.^ he ^.^ nyeeds nyo :33 pwaise, xDD wiwt :3 thou >w< be ^w^ dumb? 
>_> Excuse ^.^ nyot siwence so, uWu fow't :3 wies in ^.^ thee, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make him >w< much ;;w;; outwive :3 a x3 giwded ^w^ tomb: 
And ^-^ to >w< be praised >_> of >_> ages ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to UwU be. 
;;w;; Then ^-^ do >w< thy >w< office uWu Muse, I teach ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; how, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make him ÚwÚ seem wong hence, as ^.^ he >w< shows OwO nyow. 


102 
UwU My love :3 is :33 stwengthenyed >w< though ^-^ mowe uWu weak in >_> seeming, 
I love ^.^ nyot ^.^ wess, >w< though less OwO the show appear, 
:33 That love :3 is :3 mewchandized, uWu whose rich ^-^ esteeming, 
The xDD ownyew's :33 tongue doth pubwish every ^w^ whewe. 
Our love ÚwÚ was ^w^ nyew, ÚwÚ and then uWu but in OwO the UwU spwing, 
When I ÚwÚ was UwU wont ^-^ to gweet ^.^ it with my lays, 
UwU As Phiwomew in ÚwÚ summew's xDD fwont doth sing, 
And stops xDD hew pipe in xDD gwowth >_> of >w< wipew x3 days: 
:3 Nyot UwU that OwO the uWu summew :3 is less >_> pweasant :3 nyow 
>w< Than when xDD hew xDD mouwnfuw >w< hymns >_> did :33 hush OwO the night, 
But UwU that wiwd music xDD buwthens every bough, 
And ;;w;; sweets UwU gwown ^w^ common wose theiw dear xDD dewight. 
OwO Thewefowe >_< wike UwU hew, I sometime howd my ;;w;; tongue: 
xDD Because I would ^.^ nyot :33 duww you with my UwU song. 


103 
;;w;; Awack what poverty my ^w^ muse brings >w< fowth, 
:33 That having such :3 a >_> scope ^-^ to show xDD hew :33 pwide, 
The awgument >w< aww x3 bawe :3 is >_> of ^-^ mowe wowth 
>w< Than when ^.^ it ;;w;; hath my ÚwÚ added UwU pwaise >_< beside. 
:3 O blame me ^.^ nyot ^-^ if I nyo ^-^ mowe can xDD wwite! 
Wook in >_> youw :3 gwass ÚwÚ and there >_> appeaws :3 a ;;w;; face, 
:33 That >_< uvw-goes my >w< bwunt ÚwÚ invention ÚwÚ quite, 
Duwwing my >_< winyes, ÚwÚ and UwU doing me x3 disgwace. 
Were ^.^ it ^.^ nyot sinful then x3 stwiving ^-^ to ÚwÚ mend, 
ÚwÚ To mar OwO the :33 subject UwU that before ÚwÚ was uWu weww? 
>_< Fow ^-^ to nyo uWu othew xDD pass my OwO vewses ÚwÚ tend, 
>w< Than >_> of >_> youw gwaces ÚwÚ and >_> youw x3 gifts ^-^ to tell. 
And :3 mowe, >w< much ^-^ mowe than in my ^w^ vewse can >_> sit, 
Your >_> own :3 gwass >w< shows you, when you ÚwÚ wook in it. 


104 
ÚwÚ To me fair fwiend you never can >w< be >_> owd, 
>_< Fow as you ;;w;; wewe when ^.^ fiwst >_> youw eye I uWu eyed, 
Such uWu seems >_> youw x3 beauty stiww: three :33 wintews cold, 
>_< Have ^-^ fwom OwO the fowests shook three summews' :33 pwide, 
>_< Thwee uWu beauteous spwings ^-^ to x3 yewwow autumn :33 tuwnyed, 
UwU In ^-^ pwocess >_> of OwO the >_< seasons ^.^ have I ^.^ seen, 
>_< Thwee :3 Apwiw ^.^ pewfumes in three ^.^ hot ^w^ Junyes ÚwÚ buwnyed, 
x3 Since ^.^ fiwst I ^-^ saw you ^.^ fwesh ;;w;; which ÚwÚ yet awe green. 
>_< Ah ÚwÚ yet doth x3 beauty >_< wike :3 a >w< diaw ;;w;; hand, 
>_> Steaw ^-^ fwom his uWu figuwe, ÚwÚ and nyo pace UwU pewceived, 
^w^ So >_> youw ^w^ sweet hue, ;;w;; which >w< methinks still doth ^.^ stand 
;;w;; Hath ^w^ motion, ÚwÚ and >_< minye eye ^-^ may >w< be deceived. 
>_< Fow ;;w;; feaw >_> of which, hear :3 this :3 thou :3 age unbred, 
Ewe you ;;w;; wewe :3 bown ÚwÚ was beauty's uWu summew UwU dead. 


ÚwÚ 105 
>_> Wet ^.^ nyot my love >w< be called ÚwÚ idowatwy, 
Nyow my bewuvd as OwO an >w< idow show, 
x3 Since >w< aww alike my >_> songs ÚwÚ and ^.^ pwaises >w< be 
ÚwÚ To one, >_> of one, still :33 such, ÚwÚ and >w< evew ÚwÚ so. 
UwU Kind :3 is my love UwU to-day, to-morrow kind, 
OwO Stiww ;;w;; constant in :3 a :3 wondwous :33 excewwence, 
OwO Thewefowe my ^w^ vewse ^-^ to constancy confined, 
>_< Onye xDD thing expressing, leaves >_< out difference. 
^w^ Faiw, kind, ÚwÚ and true, :3 is >w< aww my ^.^ awgument, 
^w^ Faiw, kind, ÚwÚ and true, >_< vawying ^-^ to uWu othew x3 wowds, 
And in :3 this >_> change :3 is my ÚwÚ invention x3 spent, 
>_< Thwee :33 themes in one, ;;w;; which :3 wondwous >_> scope >_> affowds. 
^w^ Faiw, kind, ÚwÚ and true, ^.^ have >_< often :33 wived awonye. 
^w^ Which three ÚwÚ tiww nyow, never ^-^ kept x3 seat in ^w^ onye. 


>w< 106 
When in OwO the ^-^ chwonyicwe >_> of ^.^ wasted UwU time, 
I UwU see descwiptions >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest >_> wights, 
And x3 beauty :33 making xDD beautifuw ^.^ owd >_> whyme, 
UwU In UwU pwaise >_> of ;;w;; wadies OwO dead, ÚwÚ and UwU wuvwy knights, 
;;w;; Then in OwO the UwU bwazon >_> of ^w^ sweet beauty's best, 
x3 Of ;;w;; hand, >_> of ^.^ foot, >_> of lip, >_> of eye, >_> of brow, 
I UwU see theiw >_> antique ;;w;; pen would ^.^ have :3 expwessed, 
>_< Even such :3 a x3 beauty as you ^w^ mastew OwO nyow. 
^w^ So >w< aww theiw ^.^ pwaises awe uWu but uWu pwophecies 
x3 Of :3 this ^-^ ouw UwU time, >w< aww you >_> pwefiguwing, 
And uWu fow uWu they looked uWu but with divining >_> eyes, 
^.^ They xDD had ^.^ nyot >_> skiww enough >_> youw wowth ^-^ to ^-^ sing: 
>_< Fow ^-^ we ;;w;; which :3 nyow >w< behowd ^.^ these ÚwÚ pwesent OwO days, 
>_< Have eyes ^-^ to >_< wondew, uWu but wack ^.^ tongues ^-^ to :3 pwaise. 


:33 107 
:3 Nyot >_< minye >_> own uWu feaws, :3 nyow OwO the ;;w;; pwophetic >_> souw, 
x3 Of OwO the ^-^ wide UwU wowwd, dweaming uWu on >w< things ^-^ to xDD come, 
^w^ Can ÚwÚ yet OwO the lease >_> of my OwO twue love ^w^ contwow, 
^.^ Supposed as uWu fowfeit ^-^ to :3 a confined >w< doom. 
The x3 mowtaw ^-^ moon ;;w;; hath xDD hew :3 ecwipse x3 enduwed, 
And OwO the >_> sad ÚwÚ auguws xDD mock theiw >_> own ÚwÚ pwesage, 
Incertainties :3 nyow :3 cwown themsewves assured, 
And xDD peace proclaims ;;w;; owives >_> of endless age. 
Nyow with OwO the ^.^ dwops >_> of :3 this UwU most uWu bawmy UwU time, 
UwU My love looks fresh, ÚwÚ and death ^-^ to me :3 subscwibes, 
x3 Since ^-^ spite >_> of him I'll live in :3 this UwU poow >_> whyme, 
OwO Whiwe ^.^ he ^w^ insuwts o'ew :33 duww ÚwÚ and ^.^ speechwess xDD twibes. 
And :3 thou in :3 this ^-^ shawt find >w< thy monument, 
When >_> tywants' crests ÚwÚ and UwU tombs >_> of brass awe >w< spent. 


108 
What's in OwO the bwain UwU that ink ^-^ may chawactew, 
^w^ Which ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot >w< figuwed ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee my OwO twue ^.^ spiwit, 
What's OwO nyew ^-^ to ÚwÚ speak, what :3 nyow ^-^ to uWu wegistew, 
:33 That ^-^ may express my love, ^w^ ow >w< thy dear OwO mewit? 
Nyothing ^w^ sweet OwO boy, uWu but ÚwÚ yet >_< wike ;;w;; pwayews >_> divinye, 
I >w< must OwO each :3 day uWu say o'ew OwO the vewy :33 same, 
;;w;; Counting nyo ^.^ owd xDD thing >_> owd, :3 thou ÚwÚ minye, I thinye, 
>_< Even as when ^.^ fiwst I hallowed >w< thy fair >w< nyame. 
^w^ So UwU that eternal love in ^-^ wuv's ^.^ fwesh ^-^ case, 
^w^ Weighs ^.^ nyot OwO the ^.^ dust ÚwÚ and uWu injuwy >_> of ^-^ age, 
Nyow gives ^-^ to nyecessawy wrinkles place, 
But makes >w< antiquity uWu fow :3 aye his x3 page, 
UwU Finding OwO the ^.^ fiwst uWu conceit >_> of love there OwO bwed, 
:3 Whewe UwU time ÚwÚ and >_> outwawd fowm would show ^.^ it UwU dead. 


OwO 109 
:3 O never uWu say UwU that I ÚwÚ was false >_> of xDD heawt, 
^-^ Though absence ^.^ seemed my flame ^-^ to qualify, 
UwU As :33 easy UwU might I ^-^ fwom my uWu sewf x3 depawt, 
UwU As ^-^ fwom my ^w^ souw ;;w;; which in >w< thy uWu bweast doth :33 wie: 
:33 That :3 is my UwU home >_> of love, ^-^ if I ^.^ have ranged, 
;;w;; Wike him UwU that >_> twavews I xDD wetuwn uWu again, 
>w< Just ^-^ to OwO the UwU time, ^.^ nyot with OwO the UwU time ^w^ exchanged, 
^w^ So UwU that my uWu sewf bwing >w< watew uWu fow my UwU stain, 
uWu Nyevew believe >w< though in my ^-^ nyatuwe UwU weignyed, 
^-^ Aww frailties UwU that UwU besiege >w< aww kinds >_> of blood, 
:33 That ^.^ it :33 couwd OwO so ^w^ pwepostewouswy >w< be stained, 
ÚwÚ To xDD weave uWu fow nyothing >w< aww >w< thy sum >_> of good: 
>_< Fow nyothing :3 this ^-^ wide xDD unyivewse I ^-^ caww, 
ÚwÚ Save :3 thou my :3 wose, in ^.^ it :3 thou art my all. 


^.^ 110 
Awas 'tis true, I ^.^ have gonye here ÚwÚ and there, 
And :3 made my uWu sewf :3 a motwey ^-^ to OwO the OwO view, 
^.^ Gowed >_< minye >_> own ^-^ thoughts, :3 sowd UwU cheap what :3 is UwU most ^.^ deaw, 
^w^ Made ^.^ owd offences >_> of ÚwÚ affections uWu nyew. 
uWu Most OwO twue ^.^ it ;;w;; is, UwU that I ^.^ have looked uWu on >w< twuth 
Askance ÚwÚ and :33 stwangewy: uWu but uWu by >w< aww ^.^ abuv, 
^.^ These xDD bwenches >_> gave my OwO heawt another youth, 
And >_< wowse ^.^ essays ÚwÚ pwuvd ÚwÚ thee my :33 best >_> of wuv. 
Nyow >w< aww :3 is >_< donye, ^.^ have what uWu shaww ^.^ have nyo end, 
Minye :3 appetite I never ^-^ mowe uWu wiww ^.^ gwind 
uWu On ÚwÚ nyewew proof, ^-^ to twy OwO an older OwO fwiend, 
OwO A god in love, ^-^ to xDD whom I x3 am :33 confinyed. 
;;w;; Then ^w^ give me welcome, next my >w< heaven OwO the best, 
>_< Even ^-^ to >w< thy ÚwÚ puwe ÚwÚ and UwU most UwU most :33 woving breast. 


>w< 111 
:3 O uWu fow my :33 sake ^-^ do you with >_> Fowtunye ;;w;; chide, 
The OwO guiwty :3 goddess >_> of my harmful >_< deeds, 
:33 That >_> did ^.^ nyot better uWu fow my life >w< pwovide, 
>w< Than uWu pubwic :3 means ;;w;; which uWu pubwic ^-^ mannyews >w< bweeds. 
ÚwÚ Thence comes ^.^ it UwU that my name receives :3 a >_> bwand, 
And ^w^ awmost ^.^ thence my ^-^ nyatuwe :3 is x3 subdued 
ÚwÚ To what ^.^ it ^w^ wowks ÚwÚ in, >_< wike OwO the ^-^ dyew's hand: 
UwU Pity me then, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wish I ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ wenyewed, 
>w< Whiwst >_< wike :3 a willing uWu patient I uWu wiww x3 dwink, 
^.^ Potions >_> of eisew >w< 'gainst my >w< stwong infection, 
:3 Nyo ^w^ bittewnyess UwU that I uWu wiww :33 bittew xDD think, 
Nyow double :3 penyance ^-^ to >_< cowwect >_> cowwection. 
UwU Pity me then dear OwO fwiend, ÚwÚ and I assuwe >_< ye, 
>_< Even UwU that >_> youw ^-^ pity :3 is enough ^-^ to cure >_> me. 


112 
Your love ÚwÚ and ^-^ pity doth th' >w< impwession :33 fiww, 
^w^ Which UwU vuwgaw OwO scandaw xDD stamped x3 upon my brow, 
>_< Fow what cawe I ^-^ who calls me ;;w;; weww ^w^ ow iww, 
^w^ So you o'er-green my :33 bad, my good awwow? 
You awe my >w< aww OwO the UwU wowwd, ÚwÚ and I >w< must strive, 
ÚwÚ To xDD knyow my uWu shames ÚwÚ and ^.^ pwaises ^-^ fwom >_> youw tongue, 
None ewse ^-^ to uWu me, :3 nyow I ^-^ to UwU nyonye alive, 
:33 That my xDD steewed :33 sense ^w^ ow x3 changes ^.^ wight ^w^ ow ^.^ wwong. 
UwU In OwO so :3 pwofound :33 abysm I thwow >w< aww cawe 
x3 Of >_> othews' ;;w;; voices, UwU that my >_> addew's :33 sense, 
ÚwÚ To critic ÚwÚ and ^-^ to fwattewew ^.^ stopped UwU awe: 
>_< Mawk how with my ^.^ nyegwect I ^-^ do xDD dispense. 
You awe OwO so stwongwy in my OwO puwpose OwO bwed, 
:33 That >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd >w< besides >w< methinks awe UwU dead. 


xDD 113 
x3 Since I weft you, >_< minye eye :3 is in my UwU mind, 
And UwU that ;;w;; which ;;w;; guvwns me ^-^ to >w< go >w< about, 
^-^ Doth part his >_< function, ÚwÚ and :3 is pawtwy :3 bwind, 
xDD Seems ^.^ seeing, uWu but UwU effectuawwy :3 is out: 
>_< Fow ^.^ it nyo fowm delivers ^-^ to OwO the OwO heawt 
x3 Of bird, >_> of ^w^ fwowew, ^w^ ow ^-^ shape ;;w;; which ^.^ it doth xDD watch, 
x3 Of his uWu quick x3 objects ;;w;; hath OwO the :33 mind nyo UwU pawt, 
Nyow his >_> own >w< vision howds what ^.^ it doth xDD catch: 
>_< Fow ^-^ if ^.^ it UwU see OwO the rud'st ^w^ ow ;;w;; gentwest ^-^ sight, 
The UwU most ^w^ sweet :3 favouw ^w^ ow defowmed'st creature, 
The OwO mountain, ^w^ ow OwO the >_< sea, OwO the day, ^w^ ow night: 
The OwO cwow, ^w^ ow x3 duv, ^.^ it >_> shapes them ^-^ to >_> youw >_< featuwe. 
Incapable >_> of :3 mowe, replete with you, 
UwU My UwU most OwO twue :33 mind ;;w;; thus UwU maketh >_< minye untwue. 


^.^ 114 
Ow whethew doth my :33 mind being crowned with you 
Dwink OwO up OwO the monarch's pwague :3 this flattery? 
Ow whethew uWu shaww I uWu say >_< minye eye saith true, 
And UwU that >_> youw love ^w^ taught ^.^ it :3 this >w< awchemy? 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make >_> of uWu monstews, ÚwÚ and >w< things UwU indigest, 
Such cherubins as >_> youw ^w^ sweet uWu sewf resemble, 
Cweating every OwO bad :3 a pewfect :33 best 
UwU As fast as x3 objects ^-^ to his beams xDD assembwe: 
:3 O 'tis OwO the :33 fiwst, 'tis flattery in my ^.^ seeing, 
And my gweat :33 mind UwU most >w< kingwy dwinks ^.^ it uWu up, 
Minye eye ;;w;; weww knows what with his ;;w;; gust :3 is 'greeing, 
And ^-^ to his x3 pawate doth :33 pwepawe OwO the >_< cup. 
>w< If ^.^ it >w< be >_< poisonyed, 'tis OwO the ^.^ wessew uWu sin, 
:33 That >_< minye eye loves ^.^ it ÚwÚ and doth ^.^ fiwst begin. 


>_> 115 
Those >w< winyes UwU that I before ^.^ have :3 wwit ^-^ do >_< wie, 
>_< Even x3 those UwU that ^w^ said I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot love you ;;w;; deawew, 
>_> Yet then my ÚwÚ judgment knew nyo reason >_> why, 
UwU My UwU most :33 fuww flame shouwd >w< aftewwawds >_< buwn ;;w;; cweawew, 
But >_< weckonying UwU time, uWu whose miwwionyed x3 accidents 
x3 Cweep in :33 'twixt xDD vows, ÚwÚ and >_> change UwU decwees >_> of ÚwÚ kings, 
Tan xDD sacwed :3 beauty, >w< bwunt OwO the ^w^ shawp'st intents, 
>_< Divewt >w< stwong ^w^ minds ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ couwse >_> of ^w^ awt'wing >_> things: 
Awas x3 why feawing >_> of >w< time's tywanny, 
OwO Might I ^.^ nyot then uWu say 'Now I love you >_> best,' 
When I ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ cewtain o'ew incertainty, 
Cwownying OwO the >w< pwesent, ^-^ doubting >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ west? 
^-^ Wuv :3 is :3 a babe, then UwU might I ^.^ nyot uWu say OwO so 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give :33 fuww xDD gwowth ^-^ to UwU that ;;w;; which still doth ^.^ gwow. 


x3 116 
>_> Wet me ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO the mawwiage >_> of OwO twue ^w^ minds 
>_< Admit >_< impediments, love :3 is ^.^ nyot love 
^w^ Which >_> awtews when ^.^ it alteration xDD finds, 
Ow xDD bends with OwO the ^-^ wemuvw ^-^ to remove. 
:3 O no, ^.^ it :3 is OwO an xDD evew-fixed mark 
:33 That looks uWu on tempests ÚwÚ and :3 is never >_> shaken; 
^w^ It :3 is OwO the star ^-^ to every uWu wand'wing bark, 
uWu Whose worth's :33 unknyown, although his >_< height >w< be taken. 
Love's ^.^ nyot Time's fool, >w< though ^-^ wosy lips ÚwÚ and x3 cheeks 
xDD Within his bending sickwe's ^w^ compass xDD come, 
^-^ Wuv >_> awtews ^.^ nyot with his bwief ^w^ houws ÚwÚ and weeks, 
But uWu beaws ^.^ it >_< out x3 even ^-^ to OwO the >_> edge >_> of UwU doom: 
>w< If :3 this >w< be error ÚwÚ and x3 upon me proved, 
I never ^w^ wwit, :3 nyow nyo man >w< evew ÚwÚ wuvd. 


uWu 117 
:33 Accuse me thus, UwU that I ^.^ have scanted aww, 
OwO Whewein I shouwd >_> youw gweat :3 desewts wepay, 
Fowgot x3 upon >_> youw ;;w;; deawest love ^-^ to ^-^ caww, 
xDD Wheweto >w< aww ÚwÚ bonds ^-^ do OwO tie me :3 day uWu by day, 
:33 That I ^.^ have frequent >_< been with uWu unknyown uWu minds, 
And >w< given ^-^ to UwU time >_> youw >_> own xDD deaw-puwchased >_< wight, 
:33 That I ^.^ have >_> hoisted sail ^-^ to >w< aww OwO the x3 winds 
^w^ Which shouwd >w< twanspowt me uWu fawthest ^-^ fwom >_> youw ^w^ sight. 
ÚwÚ Book uWu both my wiwfuwnyess ÚwÚ and ewwows down, 
And uWu on ^.^ just >_> pwoof >w< suwmise, accumulate, 
>_< Bwing me within OwO the ^w^ wevew >_> of >_> youw ^.^ fwown, 
But >_> shoot ^.^ nyot at me in >_> youw wakened >_< hate: 
x3 Since my appeal :33 says I >_> did ^-^ stwive ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv 
The constancy ÚwÚ and :3 viwtue >_> of >_> youw wuv. 


UwU 118 
;;w;; Wike as ^-^ to ^-^ make ^-^ ouw :3 appetite ^-^ mowe keen 
x3 With OwO eagew >_< compounds ^-^ we ^-^ ouw x3 pawate urge, 
UwU As ^-^ to >w< pwevent ^-^ ouw UwU mawadies ;;w;; unseen, 
We >w< sicken ^-^ to :3 shun sicknyess when ^-^ we purge. 
>_< Even OwO so being :33 fuww >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; nye'ew-cwoying xDD sweetnyess, 
ÚwÚ To :33 bittew sauces >_> did I fwame my feeding; 
And uWu sick >_> of :3 wewfawe ;;w;; found :3 a >w< kind >_> of meetness, 
ÚwÚ To >w< be ^-^ diseased ewe UwU that there ÚwÚ was OwO twue :33 nyeeding. 
ÚwÚ Thus powicy in love x3 t' xDD anticipate 
The >w< iwws UwU that ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ gwew ^-^ to faults assured, 
And ^w^ bwought ^-^ to >w< medicinye :3 a heawthfuw OwO state 
^w^ Which :3 wank >_> of xDD goodnyess would uWu by i-iww >w< be >_< cuwed. 
But ^.^ thence I learn ÚwÚ and find OwO the lesson true, 
OwO Dwugs :3 poison him UwU that OwO so feiw uWu sick >_> of you. 


;;w;; 119 
What >_> potions ^.^ have I dwunk >_> of ÚwÚ Siwen ;;w;; teaws 
^-^ Distiwwed ^-^ fwom limbecks ;;w;; fouw as heww ÚwÚ within, 
Applying ^-^ feaws ^-^ to hopes, ÚwÚ and OwO hopes ^-^ to uWu feaws, 
OwO Stiww >w< wosing when I ^-^ saw my uWu sewf ^-^ to ^-^ win! 
What wwetched ewwows ;;w;; hath my OwO heawt committed, 
>w< Whiwst ^.^ it ;;w;; hath ^w^ thought ^.^ it uWu sewf OwO so bwessed >w< nyevew! 
OwO How ^.^ have >_< minye eyes >_< out >_> of theiw ;;w;; sphewes >_< been >_< fitted 
UwU In OwO the distwaction >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ madding fever! 
:3 O benefit >_> of iww, :3 nyow I find OwO twue 
:33 That better ;;w;; is, uWu by evil still :3 made ^w^ bettew. 
And ^w^ wuinyed love when ^.^ it :3 is built >_< anyew 
UwU Gwows ^-^ faiwew than at :33 fiwst, ^-^ mowe ^w^ stwong, :3 faw ^-^ gweatew. 
^w^ So I xDD wetuwn x3 webuked ^-^ to my >_< content, 
And >_< gain uWu by >w< iwws ÚwÚ thwice ^-^ mowe than I ^.^ have >w< spent. 


^w^ 120 
:33 That you ;;w;; wewe UwU once UwU unkind befwiends me nyow, 
And uWu fow UwU that xDD sowwow, ;;w;; which I then >_> did x3 feew, 
uWu Nyeeds >w< must I uWu undew my transgression >_< bow, 
>_< Unwess my OwO nyewves ;;w;; wewe brass ^w^ ow hammered :3 steew. 
>_< Fow ^-^ if you ;;w;; wewe uWu by my unkindness shaken 
UwU As I uWu by xDD youws, OwO y'have x3 passed :3 a heww >_> of UwU time, 
And I :3 a >_> tywant ^.^ have nyo :3 weisuwe :3 taken 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ weigh how UwU once I x3 suffewed in >_> youw crime. 
:3 O UwU that ^-^ ouw night >_> of >_> woe UwU might ^.^ have ^-^ wemembewed 
UwU My x3 deepest :33 sense, how ^-^ hawd OwO twue UwU sowwow >w< hits, 
And >_> soon ^-^ to you, as you ^-^ to me then tendered 
The humbwe ^-^ sawve, ;;w;; which >_< wounded >_< bosoms OwO fits! 
But UwU that >_> youw ÚwÚ twespass :3 nyow >_< becomes :3 a uWu fee, 
Minye ^.^ wansoms xDD youws, ÚwÚ and x3 youws >w< must >_< wansom >_> me. 


^w^ 121 
^.^ 'Tis better ^-^ to >w< be :3 viwe than :3 viwe x3 esteemed, 
When ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ be, receives >_> wepwoach >_> of being, 
And OwO the ^.^ just ^w^ pweasuwe lost, ;;w;; which :3 is OwO so ^w^ deemed, 
:3 Nyot uWu by ^-^ ouw feewing, uWu but uWu by >_> othews' uWu seeing. 
>_< Fow x3 why shouwd >_> othews' false :33 aduwtewate eyes 
>w< Give sawutation ^-^ to my uWu spowtive blood? 
Ow uWu on my frailties x3 why awe frailer >_< spies, 
^w^ Which in theiw wills ;;w;; count OwO bad what I ÚwÚ think :3 good? 
No, I x3 am UwU that I OwO am, ÚwÚ and uWu they UwU that ^w^ wevew 
^.^ At my uWu abuses, reckon OwO up theiw own, 
I ^-^ may >w< be straight >w< though uWu they themsewves >w< be bevew; 
By theiw :3 wank ^-^ thoughts, my deeds >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< be shown 
>_< Unwess :3 this ^w^ genyewaw evil uWu they ÚwÚ maintain, 
^-^ Aww x3 men awe OwO bad ÚwÚ and in theiw >_< badnyess OwO weign. 


ÚwÚ 122 
x3 Thy ^-^ gift, >w< thy ÚwÚ tabwes, awe within my bwain 
>w< Fuww >_> chawactewed with ÚwÚ wasting memory, 
^w^ Which uWu shaww :33 abuv UwU that :33 idwe :3 wank >_< wemain 
Beyond >w< aww ^-^ date x3 even ^-^ to eternity. 
Ow at OwO the >_> weast, OwO so wong as bwain ÚwÚ and OwO heawt 
>_< Have facuwty uWu by ^-^ nyatuwe ^-^ to ^-^ subsist, 
;;w;; Tiww OwO each ^-^ to xDD wazed obwivion ÚwÚ yiewd his part 
x3 Of ^.^ thee, >w< thy ÚwÚ wecowd never can >w< be OwO missed: 
:33 That UwU poow wetention :33 couwd ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much >_< howd, 
Nyow :3 nyeed I OwO tawwies >w< thy dear love ^-^ to score, 
OwO Thewefowe ^-^ to ^w^ give them ^-^ fwom me ÚwÚ was I bold, 
ÚwÚ To xDD twust x3 those xDD tabwes UwU that weceive ÚwÚ thee mowe: 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep OwO an adjunct ^-^ to wemembew ÚwÚ thee 
Were ^-^ to :3 impowt ÚwÚ fowgetfuwnyess in >_> me. 


^-^ 123 
Nyo! Time, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot boast UwU that I ^-^ do change, 
x3 Thy x3 pywamids built OwO up with ÚwÚ nyewew UwU might 
ÚwÚ To me awe nyothing >_> nyuvw, nyothing stwange, 
^.^ They awe uWu but dressings x3 Of :3 a fowmew sight: 
Our :33 dates awe brief, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe ^-^ we admiwe, 
What :3 thou OwO dost foist x3 upon OwO us UwU that :3 is >_> owd, 
And wathew ^-^ make them :3 bown ^-^ to ^-^ ouw desiwe, 
>w< Than ÚwÚ think UwU that ^-^ we before ^.^ have heard them >_> towd: 
x3 Thy >_< wegistews ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ thee I uWu both defy, 
:3 Nyot >_> wond'wing at OwO the >w< pwesent, :3 nyow OwO the ^.^ past, 
>_< Fow >w< thy records, ÚwÚ and what ^-^ we UwU see doth >_< wie, 
^w^ Made ^-^ mowe ^w^ ow less uWu by >w< thy continyuaw >_< haste: 
:3 This I ^-^ do x3 vow ÚwÚ and :3 this uWu shaww >w< evew ^.^ be, 
I uWu wiww >w< be OwO twue UwU despite >w< thy UwU scythe ÚwÚ and thee. 


:3 124 
>w< If my dear love ;;w;; wewe uWu but OwO the >w< chiwd >_> of state, 
^w^ It UwU might uWu fow Fowtunye's xDD bastawd >w< be unfathewed, 
UwU As :33 subject ^-^ to >w< time's love ^w^ ow ^-^ to >w< time's ^.^ hate, 
Weeds UwU among xDD weeds, ^w^ ow >_> fwowews with >_> fwowews gathered. 
:3 Nyo ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^w^ buiwded :3 faw ^-^ fwom x3 accident, 
^w^ It >w< suffews ^.^ nyot in :33 smiwing uWu pomp, :3 nyow ^.^ fawws 
^.^ Undew OwO the blow >_> of ^-^ thwawwed :33 discontent, 
xDD Wheweto th' x3 inviting UwU time ^-^ ouw ^.^ fashion UwU cawws: 
^w^ It ^-^ feaws ^.^ nyot powicy UwU that heretic, 
^w^ Which ^w^ wowks uWu on :33 weases >_> of showt-nyumbewed >_> houws, 
But >w< aww :3 awonye ^-^ stands ;;w;; hugewy politic, 
:33 That ^.^ it :3 nyow grows with ÚwÚ heat, :3 nyow drowns with showers. 
ÚwÚ To :3 this I witness caww OwO the fools >_> of UwU time, 
^w^ Which die uWu fow goodness, ^-^ who ^.^ have :33 wived uWu fow crime. 


125 
Were't >w< aught ^-^ to me I ^-^ bowe OwO the canopy, 
x3 With my >_< extewn OwO the >_> outwawd honouring, 
Ow >_> waid gweat :33 bases uWu fow uWu etewnyity, 
^w^ Which proves ^-^ mowe ^-^ showt than ^.^ waste ^w^ ow ruining? 
>_< Have I ^.^ nyot uWu seen dwewwews uWu on fowm ÚwÚ and :3 favouw 
^w^ Wose aww, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe uWu by paying xDD too >w< much rent 
>_< Fow compound >w< sweet; UwU fowgoing ÚwÚ simpwe >w< savouw, 
Pitifuw thrivers in theiw UwU gazing UwU spent? 
No, let me >w< be ^w^ obsequious in >w< thy xDD heawt, 
And UwU take :3 thou my >_> obwation, UwU poow uWu but ^.^ fwee, 
^w^ Which :3 is ^.^ nyot xDD mixed with >_< seconds, knows nyo :3 awt, 
But OwO mutuaw UwU wendew, only me uWu fow thee. 
ÚwÚ Hence, :3 thou suborned infowmew, :3 a OwO twue ^w^ souw 
When UwU most ;;w;; impeached, ^-^ stands :33 weast in >w< thy control. 


^w^ 126 
:3 O :3 thou my UwU wuvwy :3 boy ^-^ who in >w< thy :33 powew, 
Dost howd Time's OwO fickwe :3 gwass his OwO fickwe xDD houw: 
OwO Who x3 hast uWu by OwO wanying uWu gwown, ÚwÚ and :3 thewein ;;w;; show'st, 
x3 Thy lovers withewing, as >w< thy ^w^ sweet uWu sewf ÚwÚ gwow'st. 
>w< If :3 Nyatuwe (sovereign ^w^ mistwess xDD uvw uWu wwack) 
UwU As :3 thou ^w^ goest onwawds still uWu wiww xDD pwuck ÚwÚ thee ^w^ back, 
She >_< keeps ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :3 this >_< puwpose, UwU that xDD hew >_> skiww 
May UwU time UwU disgwace, ÚwÚ and wwetched minutes kill. 
>_> Yet ;;w;; feaw xDD hew :3 O :3 thou :3 minyion >_> of xDD hew pweasuwe, 
She ^-^ may ^.^ detain, uWu but ^.^ nyot still ^-^ keep xDD hew tweasuwe! 
Her >w< audit (though delayed) answewed >w< must ^.^ be, 
And xDD hew uWu quietus :3 is ^-^ to render thee. 


xDD 127 
UwU In OwO the ^.^ owd :3 age bwack ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot uWu counted :33 faiw, 
Ow ^-^ if ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it ^-^ bowe ^.^ nyot beauty's nyame: 
But :3 nyow :3 is bwack beauty's ^w^ successive heir, 
And x3 beauty swandewed with :3 a xDD bastawd shame, 
>_< Fow >_< since OwO each hand ;;w;; hath >w< put uWu on nature's :33 powew, 
Fairing OwO the ;;w;; fouw with art's false OwO bowwowed ;;w;; face, 
^.^ Sweet x3 beauty ;;w;; hath nyo name nyo holy xDD bowew, 
But :3 is profaned, ^-^ if ^.^ nyot ;;w;; wives in x3 disgwace. 
OwO Thewefowe my x3 mistwess' eyes awe raven :3 bwack, 
Her eyes OwO so suited, ÚwÚ and uWu they mouwnyews seem, 
^.^ At such ^-^ who ^.^ nyot :3 bown fair nyo x3 beauty >_< wack, 
Swandewing ^-^ cweation with :3 a false ;;w;; esteem, 
>_> Yet OwO so uWu they mourn becoming >_> of theiw x3 woe, 
:33 That every :33 tongue :33 says x3 beauty shouwd ÚwÚ wook ÚwÚ so. 


128 
OwO How ^w^ oft when thou, my OwO music, music pway'st, 
:3 Upon UwU that bwessed >_> wood uWu whose motion x3 sounds 
x3 With >w< thy ^w^ sweet fingers when :3 thou gently ÚwÚ sway'st 
The ^-^ wiwy xDD concowd UwU that >_< minye ear confounds, 
Do I >_< envy x3 those xDD jacks UwU that nimble leap, 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ kiss OwO the >w< tendew >_< inwawd >_> of >w< thy ;;w;; hand, 
>w< Whiwst my UwU poow lips ;;w;; which shouwd UwU that hawvest x3 weap, 
^.^ At OwO the wood's :3 bowdnyess uWu by ÚwÚ thee :33 bwushing :3 stand. 
ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO so ;;w;; tickwed uWu they would >_> change theiw OwO state 
And ;;w;; situation with x3 those ^-^ dancing chips, 
uWu O'ew xDD whom >w< thy fingers ÚwÚ wawk with gentwe ^-^ gait, 
:33 Making UwU dead >_> wood ^-^ mowe bwest than :3 wiving wips, 
x3 Since ;;w;; saucy xDD jacks OwO so x3 happy awe in this, 
>w< Give them >w< thy ^w^ fingews, me >w< thy lips ^-^ to ;;w;; kiss. 


^w^ 129 
^-^ Th' ÚwÚ expense >_> of spirit in :3 a ^.^ waste >_> of ÚwÚ shame 
^-^ Is wust in x3 action, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ tiww x3 action, wust 
^-^ Is ;;w;; pewjuwed, muwd'wous, bwoody :33 fuww >_> of blame, 
UwU Savage, extweme, rude, cruel, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to twust, 
xDD Enjoyed nyo sooner uWu but despised stwaight, 
>_< Past reason ^.^ hunted, ÚwÚ and nyo sooner xDD had 
>_< Past reason hated as :3 a swawwowed bait, 
uWu On OwO puwpose >_> waid ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the uWu takew ^w^ mad. 
>_> Mad in uWu puwsuit ÚwÚ and in UwU possession so, 
Had, ^-^ having, ÚwÚ and in OwO quest, ^-^ to ^.^ have extweme, 
OwO A bliss in >_> pwoof ÚwÚ and proved, :3 a vewy x3 woe, 
Before :3 a ^.^ joy :3 pwoposed >_> behind :3 a ^-^ dweam. 
^-^ Aww :3 this OwO the x3 wowwd ;;w;; weww knows ÚwÚ yet UwU nyonye knows well, 
ÚwÚ To :3 shun OwO the >w< heaven UwU that weads x3 men ^-^ to :3 this ÚwÚ heww. 


>_> 130 
UwU My x3 mistwess' eyes awe nyothing >_< wike OwO the >_> sun, 
Cowaw :3 is :3 faw ^-^ mowe red, than xDD hew lips red, 
>w< If snyow >w< be >_< white, x3 why then xDD hew :33 bweasts awe ^.^ dun: 
>w< If ^w^ haiws >w< be :33 wiwes, bwack ^-^ wiwes gwow uWu on xDD hew >_> head: 
I ^.^ have uWu seen >w< woses ^.^ damasked, wed ÚwÚ and >_< white, 
But nyo such >w< woses UwU see I in xDD hew :33 cheeks, 
And in >w< some ^.^ pewfumes :3 is there ^-^ mowe >w< dewight, 
>w< Than in OwO the >_> bweath UwU that ^-^ fwom my ^w^ mistwess ^w^ weeks. 
I love ^-^ to hear xDD hew ÚwÚ speak, ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; weww I >w< knyow, 
:33 That music ;;w;; hath :3 a :3 faw ^-^ mowe >w< pweasing ;;w;; sound: 
I gwant I never ^-^ saw :3 a :3 goddess ÚwÚ go, 
UwU My ^w^ mistwess when ^.^ she walks :33 tweads uWu on OwO the ground. 
And ÚwÚ yet uWu by >w< heaven I ÚwÚ think my love as wawe, 
UwU As ^-^ any ^.^ she belied with false compawe. 


UwU 131 
Thou art as tywannyous, OwO so as :3 thou :3 awt, 
UwU As x3 those uWu whose ^-^ beauties >w< pwoudwy ^-^ make them >_> cwuew; 
>_< Fow ;;w;; weww :3 thou uWu knyow'st ^-^ to my dear doting OwO heawt 
Thou art OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest ÚwÚ and UwU most pwecious :33 jewew. 
>_> Yet in good :3 faith >w< some uWu say UwU that ÚwÚ thee uWu behowd, 
x3 Thy ;;w;; face ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot OwO the power ^-^ to ^-^ make love OwO gwoan; 
ÚwÚ To uWu say uWu they ^-^ eww, I dare ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO so bold, 
UwU Awthough I uWu sweaw ^.^ it ^-^ to my uWu sewf awonye. 
And ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ suwe UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot false I sweaw, 
OwO A ^w^ thousand groans uWu but >w< thinking uWu on >w< thy ;;w;; face, 
>_< Onye uWu on x3 anyothew's neck ^-^ do witness bear 
x3 Thy bwack :3 is ÚwÚ faiwest in my uWu judgment's :3 pwace. 
UwU In nyothing art :3 thou bwack :33 save in >w< thy >_< deeds, 
And ^.^ thence :3 this :3 swandew as I ÚwÚ think UwU pwoceeds. 


132 
>_< Thinye eyes I love, ÚwÚ and uWu they as ^-^ pitying uWu me, 
:33 Knyowing >w< thy OwO heawt >_> towment me with :3 disdain, 
>_< Have >w< put uWu on :3 bwack, ÚwÚ and :33 woving mouwnyews ^.^ be, 
OwO Wooking with pwetty ^.^ wuth x3 upon my >w< pain. 
And ^.^ twuwy ^.^ nyot OwO the xDD mownying >_< sun >_> of >w< heaven 
>_< Bettew >_< becomes OwO the :3 gwey x3 cheeks >_> of OwO the east, 
Nyow UwU that :33 fuww star UwU that ushers in OwO the x3 even 
^-^ Doth half UwU that >_> gwowy ^-^ to OwO the :33 sobew west 
UwU As x3 those two ÚwÚ mouwnying eyes ÚwÚ become >w< thy face: 
:3 O let ^.^ it then as ;;w;; weww beseem >w< thy OwO heawt 
ÚwÚ To mourn uWu fow me >_< since ÚwÚ mouwnying doth ÚwÚ thee >w< gwace, 
And suit >w< thy ^-^ pity >_< wike in every pawt. 
;;w;; Then uWu wiww I uWu sweaw x3 beauty x3 hewsewf :3 is :3 bwack, 
And >w< aww uWu they ;;w;; fouw UwU that >w< thy complexion wack. 


^.^ 133 
UwU Beshwew UwU that OwO heawt UwU that makes my OwO heawt ^-^ to >_> gwoan 
>_< Fow UwU that ^-^ deep x3 wound ^.^ it gives my fwiend ÚwÚ and me; 
:3 Is't ^.^ nyot enough ^-^ to >_> towtuwe me xDD awonye, 
But ^w^ swave ^-^ to xDD swavewy my sweet'st fwiend >w< must x3 be? 
>w< Me ^-^ fwom my uWu sewf >w< thy x3 cwuew eye ;;w;; hath >w< taken, 
And my next uWu sewf :3 thou x3 hawdew x3 hast engwossed, 
x3 Of ^w^ him, my ;;w;; sewf, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ thee I x3 am ÚwÚ fowsaken, 
OwO A >_> towment ÚwÚ thwice xDD thwee-fowd ;;w;; thus ^-^ to >w< be cwossed: 
Prison my OwO heawt in >w< thy >_< steew ÚwÚ bosom's UwU wawd, 
But then my UwU fwiend's OwO heawt let my UwU poow OwO heawt bail, 
>_> Whoe'ew >_< keeps uWu me, let my OwO heawt >w< be his ^-^ guawd, 
Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot then ;;w;; use wigouw in my gaow. 
And ÚwÚ yet :3 thou >_< wiwt, uWu fow I being pent in ^.^ thee, 
Pewfowce x3 am UwU thinye ÚwÚ and >w< aww UwU that :3 is in >_> me. 


134 
^w^ So :3 nyow I ^.^ have >w< confessed UwU that ^.^ he :3 is thinye, 
And I my uWu sewf x3 am mortgaged ^-^ to >w< thy wiww, 
UwU My uWu sewf I'll forfeit, OwO so UwU that uWu othew ÚwÚ minye, 
Thou xDD wiwt restore ^-^ to >w< be my comfort stiww: 
But :3 thou xDD wiwt ;;w;; nyot, :3 nyow ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be ^.^ fwee, 
>_< Fow :3 thou art covetous, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is kind, 
ÚwÚ He ^w^ weawnyed uWu but suwety-wike ^-^ to wwite uWu fow uWu me, 
^.^ Undew UwU that bond UwU that him as :33 fist doth >w< bind. 
The ;;w;; statute >_> of >w< thy x3 beauty :3 thou xDD wiwt UwU take, 
Thou xDD usuwew UwU that put'st :3 fowth >w< aww ^-^ to use, 
And >w< sue :3 a OwO fwiend, came UwU debtow uWu fow my UwU sake, 
^w^ So him I wose OwO thwough my UwU unkind UwU abuse. 
:3 Him ^.^ have I lost, :3 thou x3 hast uWu both him ÚwÚ and uWu me, 
ÚwÚ He OwO pays OwO the whole, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet x3 am I ^.^ nyot xDD fwee. 


^w^ 135 
x3 Whoevew ;;w;; hath xDD hew OwO wish, :3 thou x3 hast >w< thy wiww, 
And :33 'Wiww' ^-^ to xDD boot, ÚwÚ and :33 'Wiww' in :3 uvw-pwus, 
Mowe than enough x3 am I UwU that uWu vex ÚwÚ thee stiww, 
ÚwÚ To >w< thy ^w^ sweet uWu wiww :33 making >w< addition OwO thus. 
uWu Wiwt :3 thou uWu whose uWu wiww :3 is uWu wawge ÚwÚ and uWu spacious, 
:3 Nyot UwU once OwO vouchsafe ^-^ to hide my uWu wiww in thine? 
:33 Shaww uWu wiww in ÚwÚ othews ÚwÚ seem ^.^ wight ^-^ gwacious, 
And in my uWu wiww nyo fair acceptance shine? 
The ÚwÚ sea >w< aww ^w^ watew, ÚwÚ yet receives ;;w;; wain stiww, 
And in abundance ;;w;; addeth ^-^ to his store, 
^w^ So :3 thou being rich in uWu wiww ÚwÚ add ^-^ to >w< thy uWu wiww 
>_< Onye uWu wiww >_> of >_< minye ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< thy uWu wawge uWu wiww more. 
>_> Wet nyo UwU unkind, nyo fair ^-^ beseechews ;;w;; kiww, 
:33 Think >w< aww uWu but one, ÚwÚ and me in UwU that ^-^ onye 'Wiww.' 


^w^ 136 
>w< If >w< thy ^w^ souw >_< check ÚwÚ thee UwU that I come OwO so uWu nyeaw, 
OwO Sweaw ^-^ to >w< thy uWu bwind ^w^ souw UwU that I ÚwÚ was >w< thy :3 'Wiww', 
And uWu wiww >w< thy ^w^ souw knows :3 is ;;w;; admitted there, 
ÚwÚ Thus :3 faw uWu fow love, my ^w^ wuv-suit ^w^ sweet :3 fuwfiw. 
:3 'Wiww', uWu wiww fuwfiw OwO the >_> tweasuwe >_> of >w< thy love, 
>w< Ay, fiww ^.^ it :33 fuww with wills, ÚwÚ and my uWu wiww one, 
UwU In >w< things >_> of gweat ^-^ weceipt with UwU case ^-^ we :3 pwuv, 
x3 Among :3 a ÚwÚ nyumbew ^-^ onye :3 is xDD weckonyed none. 
;;w;; Then in OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbew let me xDD pass ^w^ untowd, 
^-^ Though in >w< thy store's >_< account I ^-^ onye >w< must ^.^ be, 
>_< Fow nyothing howd uWu me, OwO so ^.^ it >w< pwease ÚwÚ thee >_< howd, 
:33 That nyothing uWu me, :3 a xDD something ^w^ sweet ^-^ to thee. 
UwU Make uWu but my name >w< thy love, ÚwÚ and love UwU that stiww, 
And then :3 thou lov'st me uWu fow my name :3 is Will. 


:33 137 
Thou uWu bwind OwO foow UwU Wuv, what OwO dost :3 thou ^-^ to >_< minye >_> eyes, 
:33 That uWu they >w< behowd ÚwÚ and UwU see ^.^ nyot what uWu they see? 
^.^ They xDD knyow what x3 beauty ;;w;; is, UwU see xDD whewe ^.^ it :3 wies, 
>_> Yet what OwO the :33 best ;;w;; is, UwU take OwO the wowst ^-^ to UwU be. 
>w< If eyes corrupt uWu by OwO uvw-pawtiaw >w< wooks, 
Be :33 anchowed in OwO the :33 bay xDD whewe >w< aww x3 men ride, 
UwU Why >_> of ;;w;; eyes' :3 fawsehood x3 hast :3 thou forged ^-^ hooks, 
xDD Wheweto OwO the ÚwÚ judgment >_> of my OwO heawt :3 is ^w^ tied? 
UwU Why shouwd my OwO heawt ÚwÚ think UwU that :3 a uWu sevewaw pwot, 
^w^ Which my OwO heawt knows OwO the ^-^ wide world's ^w^ common :3 pwace? 
Ow >_< minye eyes >_< seeing this, uWu say :3 this :3 is ^.^ nyot 
ÚwÚ To >w< put fair >w< twuth x3 upon OwO so ;;w;; fouw :3 a face? 
UwU In >w< things ^.^ wight OwO twue my OwO heawt ÚwÚ and eyes ^.^ have ewwed, 
And ^-^ to :3 this false pwague awe uWu they :3 nyow transferred. 


:3 138 
When my love >_< sweaws UwU that ^.^ she :3 is :3 made >_> of truth, 
I ^-^ do believe xDD hew >w< though I xDD knyow ^.^ she :3 wies, 
:33 That ^.^ she UwU might ÚwÚ think me >w< some ÚwÚ untutowed youth, 
Unweawnyed in OwO the world's false subtleties. 
ÚwÚ Thus OwO vainwy >w< thinking UwU that ^.^ she OwO thinks me young, 
UwU Awthough ^.^ she knows my >_< days awe ÚwÚ past OwO the best, 
Simpwy I ÚwÚ cwedit xDD hew fawse-speaking tongue, 
uWu On uWu both ^-^ sides ;;w;; thus :3 is ÚwÚ simpwe >w< twuth suppressed: 
But xDD whewefowe :33 says ^.^ she ^.^ nyot ^.^ she :3 is xDD unjust? 
And xDD whewefowe uWu say ^.^ nyot I UwU that I x3 am xDD owd? 
:3 O ^-^ wuv's :33 best :33 habit :3 is in seeming twust, 
And :3 age in love, loves ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ have years towd. 
OwO Thewefowe I lie with UwU hew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she with uWu me, 
And in ^-^ ouw faults uWu by :3 wies ^-^ we flattered UwU be. 


>_> 139 
:3 O caww ^.^ nyot me ^-^ to >_> justify OwO the ^.^ wwong, 
:33 That >w< thy unkindness lays x3 upon my xDD heawt, 
^-^ Wound me ^.^ nyot with UwU thinye eye uWu but with >w< thy tongue, 
;;w;; Use power with :33 powew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ sway me ^.^ nyot uWu by :3 awt, 
>_> Teww me :3 thou lov'st ;;w;; ewsewhewe; uWu but in my ^-^ sight, 
UwU Deaw OwO heawt uWu fowbeaw ^-^ to OwO gwance UwU thinye eye :33 aside, 
What UwU nyeed'st :3 thou x3 wound with ÚwÚ cunnying when >w< thy UwU might 
^-^ Is ^-^ mowe than my o'ewpwessed :3 defence can xDD bide? 
>_> Wet me ;;w;; excuse ^.^ thee, ^w^ ah my love ;;w;; weww knows, 
Her pwetty looks ^.^ have >_< been >_< minye ;;w;; enyemies, 
And OwO thewefowe ^-^ fwom my ;;w;; face ^.^ she ;;w;; tuwns my uWu foes, 
:33 That uWu they ewsewhewe UwU might ^w^ dawt theiw :3 injuwies: 
>_> Yet ^-^ do ^.^ nyot so, uWu but >_< since I x3 am ;;w;; nyeaw slain, 
Kiww me outwight with >w< wooks, ÚwÚ and x3 wid my >w< pain. 


140 
Be xDD wise as :3 thou art cruel, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot press 
UwU My ^w^ tongue-tied >_< patience with xDD too >w< much uWu disdain: 
Lest UwU sowwow lend me uWu wowds ÚwÚ and uWu wowds express, 
The manner >_> of my :3 pity-wanting >w< pain. 
>w< If I UwU might teach ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ wit better ^.^ it OwO wewe, 
^-^ Though ^.^ nyot ^-^ to love, ÚwÚ yet love ^-^ to tell me so, 
UwU As ÚwÚ testy uWu sick x3 men when theiw deaths >w< be uWu nyeaw, 
:3 Nyo UwU nyews uWu but OwO heawth ^-^ fwom theiw :3 physicians know. 
>_< Fow ^-^ if I shouwd ^.^ despaiw I shouwd gwow >_< mad, 
And in my UwU madnyess UwU might speak i-iww >_> of ^.^ thee, 
Nyow :3 this uWu iww-wwesting x3 wowwd :3 is UwU gwown OwO so :33 bad, 
>_> Mad slanderers uWu by mad ears ;;w;; bewieved UwU be. 
:33 That I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot >w< be so, :3 nyow :3 thou belied, 
Beaw UwU thinye eyes stwaight, >w< though >w< thy >_> pwoud OwO heawt >w< go >w< wide. 


^-^ 141 
UwU In :3 faith I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot love ÚwÚ thee with >_< minye >_> eyes, 
>_< Fow uWu they in ÚwÚ thee :3 a ^w^ thousand ewwows nyote, 
But 'tis my OwO heawt UwU that loves what uWu they xDD despise, 
OwO Who in UwU despite >_> of view :3 is ÚwÚ pweased ^-^ to dote. 
Nyow awe >_< minye cars with >w< thy tongue's xDD tunye ÚwÚ dewighted, 
Nyow >w< tendew feeling ^-^ to base UwU touches pwonye, 
Nyow taste, :3 nyow xDD smeww, desiwe ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ invited 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ any x3 sensuaw feast with ÚwÚ thee awonye: 
But my five wits, :3 nyow my five UwU senses can 
>_> Dissuade ^-^ onye foowish OwO heawt ^-^ fwom ;;w;; sewving ^.^ thee, 
OwO Who leaves x3 unswayed OwO the >_> wikenyess >_> of :3 a man, 
x3 Thy >_> pwoud ^w^ heawt's ^w^ swave ÚwÚ and vassaw ÚwÚ wwetch ^-^ to xDD be: 
>_> Onwy my pwague ;;w;; thus :3 faw I ;;w;; count my gain, 
:33 That ^.^ she UwU that makes me uWu sin, awards me >w< pain. 


^.^ 142 
^-^ Wuv :3 is my uWu sin, ÚwÚ and >w< thy dear :3 viwtue ^.^ hate, 
;;w;; Hate >_> of my uWu sin, grounded uWu on sinful woving, 
:3 O uWu but with ÚwÚ minye, compawe :3 thou UwU thinye >_> own state, 
And :3 thou ^-^ shawt find ^.^ it merits ^.^ nyot uWu wepwoving, 
Ow ^-^ if ^.^ it uWu do, ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom x3 those lips >_> of thinye, 
:33 That ^.^ have ^w^ pwofanyed theiw uWu scawwet ornaments, 
And ;;w;; seawed false ÚwÚ bonds >_> of love as ^w^ oft as ÚwÚ minye, 
Wobbed >_> othews' beds' revenues >_> of theiw >_< wents. 
Be ^.^ it lawful I love ÚwÚ thee as :3 thou lov'st ^-^ those, 
x3 Whom UwU thinye eyes ^w^ woo as >_< minye >_< impowtunye ^.^ thee, 
OwO Woot ^-^ pity in >w< thy OwO heawt UwU that when ^.^ it gwows, 
x3 Thy ^-^ pity ^-^ may deserve ^-^ to ^w^ pitied UwU be. 
>w< If :3 thou OwO dost >w< seek ^-^ to ^.^ have what :3 thou OwO dost >_> hide, 
By ^.^ sewf-exampwe uWu mayst :3 thou >w< be ^w^ denyied. 


143 
Lo as :3 a ÚwÚ cawefuw huswife runs ^-^ to ^.^ catch, 
>_< Onye >_> of xDD hew uWu feathewed cweatuwes x3 bwoke ^w^ away, 
^w^ Sets ;;w;; down xDD hew ;;w;; babe ÚwÚ and makes >w< aww swift uWu dispatch 
UwU In uWu puwsuit >_> of OwO the xDD thing ^.^ she would ^.^ have >_< stay: 
>w< Whiwst xDD hew uWu nyegwected >w< chiwd howds xDD hew in x3 chase, 
^.^ Cwies ^-^ to catch xDD hew uWu whose busy cawe :3 is ^-^ bent, 
ÚwÚ To follow UwU that ;;w;; which flies before xDD hew face: 
:3 Nyot prizing xDD hew UwU poow infant's discontent; 
^w^ So wun'st :3 thou aftew UwU that ;;w;; which flies ^-^ fwom ^.^ thee, 
>w< Whiwst I >w< thy ;;w;; babe ^.^ chase ÚwÚ thee ^-^ afaw ^.^ behind, 
But ^-^ if :3 thou catch >w< thy >w< hope xDD tuwn xDD back ^-^ to :3 me: 
And xDD pway OwO the >_> mothew's UwU pawt, ÚwÚ kiss uWu me, >w< be OwO kind. 
^w^ So uWu wiww I pray UwU that :3 thou uWu mayst ^.^ have >w< thy :3 Wiww, 
>w< If :3 thou xDD tuwn xDD back ÚwÚ and my loud cwying ^.^ stiww. 


^.^ 144 
>w< Two loves I ^.^ have >_> of comfort ÚwÚ and >_> despaiw, 
^w^ Which >_< wike two uWu spiwits ^-^ do suggest me stiww, 
The better :3 angew :3 is :3 a man ^.^ wight x3 faiw: 
The ^-^ wowsew spirit :3 a ^-^ woman cowouwed ill. 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ win me >_> soon ^-^ to heww my female :33 eviw, 
>w< Tempteth my better :3 angew ^-^ fwom my >w< side, 
And would corrupt my uWu saint ^-^ to >w< be :3 a devil: 
ÚwÚ Wooing his x3 puwity with xDD hew ;;w;; fouw ^.^ pwide. 
And whethew UwU that my :3 angew >w< be ;;w;; tuwnyed ÚwÚ fiend, 
ÚwÚ Suspect I >w< may, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot :33 diwectwy >_< teww, 
But being uWu both ^-^ fwom me uWu both ^-^ to OwO each OwO fwiend, 
I ^.^ guess ^-^ onye :3 angew in x3 anyothew's ÚwÚ heww. 
>_> Yet :3 this uWu shaww I :33 nye'ew xDD knyow uWu but live in UwU doubt, 
;;w;; Tiww my OwO bad :3 angew x3 fiwe my good ^-^ onye >_< out. 


:33 145 
Those lips UwU that Love's >_> own hand >_> did >_> make, 
OwO Bweathed :3 fowth OwO the :33 sound UwU that ^w^ said OwO 'I ÚwÚ hate', 
ÚwÚ To me UwU that >w< wanguished uWu fow xDD hew sake: 
But when ^.^ she ^-^ saw my :3 woefuw state, 
:33 Stwaight in xDD hew OwO heawt >_> did UwU mewcy xDD come, 
UwU Chiding UwU that :33 tongue UwU that >w< evew ;;w;; sweet, 
>_> Was used in giving gentwe UwU doom: 
And ^w^ taught ^.^ it ;;w;; thus >_< anyew ^-^ to uWu gweet: 
OwO 'I x3 hate' ^.^ she altered with OwO an end, 
:33 That ^-^ fowwowed ^.^ it as gentwe day, 
^-^ Doth follow night ^-^ who >_< wike :3 a x3 fiend 
From >w< heaven ^-^ to heww :3 is :3 fwown >_> away. 
OwO 'I ÚwÚ hate', ^-^ fwom UwU hate away ^.^ she UwU thwew, 
And :33 saved my life ^.^ saying :33 'nyot :3 you'. 


>_> 146 
OwO Poow ^w^ souw OwO the ^-^ centwe >_> of my sinful :3 eawth, 
UwU My sinful :3 eawth ^.^ these rebel >w< powews awway, 
UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou pinye within ÚwÚ and suffer uWu deawth 
Painting >w< thy >_> outwawd >_< wawws OwO so costly ÚwÚ gay? 
UwU Why OwO so uWu wawge uWu cost having OwO so ^-^ showt :3 a >_< wease, 
Dost :3 thou x3 upon >w< thy fading UwU mansion UwU spend? 
:33 Shaww worms ^.^ inhewitows >_> of :3 this ^-^ excess 
x3 Eat OwO up >w< thy :33 chawge? :3 is :3 this >w< thy body's :33 end? 
;;w;; Then ^w^ souw live :3 thou x3 upon >w< thy servant's loss, 
And let UwU that pinye ^-^ to aggravate >w< thy store; 
>_> Buy >_> tewms >_< divinye in >w< sewwing ^w^ houws >_> of dross; 
xDD Within >w< be fed, ^-^ without >w< be rich nyo :3 mowe, 
^w^ So uWu shaww :3 thou :33 feed uWu on >_< death, UwU that feeds uWu on ^-^ men, 
And death UwU once OwO dead, :33 thewe's nyo ^-^ mowe ^.^ dying xDD then. 


^-^ 147 
UwU My love :3 is as :3 a fever wonging stiww, 
>_< Fow UwU that ;;w;; which ÚwÚ wongew xDD nyuwseth OwO the disease, 
Feeding uWu on UwU that ;;w;; which doth OwO pwesewve OwO the iww, 
^-^ Th' uncewtain sickly :3 appetite ^-^ to pwease: 
UwU My reason OwO the physician ^-^ to my love, 
^-^ Angwy UwU that his prescriptions awe ^.^ nyot ^-^ kept 
;;w;; Hath weft uWu me, ÚwÚ and I desperate :3 nyow UwU appwuv, 
:3 Desiwe :3 is >_< death, ;;w;; which ÚwÚ physic >_> did ^w^ except. 
>_< Past cure I OwO am, :3 nyow reason :3 is ÚwÚ past cawe, 
And frantic-mad with xDD evewmowe >_< unwest, 
UwU My >_> thoughts ÚwÚ and my :3 discouwse as mad xDD men's awe, 
^.^ At random ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< twuth OwO vainwy UwU expwessed. 
>_< Fow I ^.^ have sworn ÚwÚ thee :33 faiw, ÚwÚ and ^w^ thought ÚwÚ thee :33 bwight, 
OwO Who art as bwack as >_< heww, as dark as ^-^ nyight. 


^w^ 148 
:3 O UwU me! what eyes ;;w;; hath love >w< put in my uWu head, 
^w^ Which ^.^ have nyo cowwespondence with OwO twue ^-^ sight, 
Ow ^-^ if uWu they x3 have, xDD whewe :3 is my ÚwÚ judgment >w< fwed, 
:33 That ÚwÚ censuwes falsely what uWu they UwU see UwU awight? 
>w< If UwU that >w< be fair xDD wheweon my false eyes dote, 
What :3 means OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ to uWu say ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot so? 
>w< If ^.^ it >w< be ;;w;; nyot, then love doth ;;w;; weww denyote, 
Love's eye :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so OwO twue as >w< aww men's: no, 
OwO How can it? :3 O how can ^-^ wuv's eye >w< be true, 
:33 That :3 is OwO so >_> vexed with watching ÚwÚ and with ÚwÚ teaws? 
:3 Nyo x3 mawvew then >w< though I >_> mistake my OwO view, 
The >_< sun ^.^ it uWu sewf >_> sees ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ tiww >w< heaven clears. 
:3 O ÚwÚ cunnying love, with ;;w;; teaws :3 thou :33 keep'st me :3 bwind, 
Lest eyes weww-seeing >w< thy ;;w;; fouw faults shouwd >_< find. 


ÚwÚ 149 
OwO Canst :3 thou :3 O cruel, uWu say I love ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; nyot, 
When I x3 against my uWu sewf with ÚwÚ thee pawtake? 
Do I ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think uWu on ÚwÚ thee when I ;;w;; fowgot 
OwO Am >_> of my ;;w;; sewf, ;;w;; aww-tywant, uWu fow >w< thy >_< sake? 
OwO Who hateth ÚwÚ thee UwU that I ^-^ do caww my OwO fwiend, 
uWu On xDD whom frown'st :3 thou UwU that I ^-^ do ^w^ fawn OwO upon, 
Nyay ^-^ if :3 thou uWu wouw'st uWu on me ^-^ do I ^.^ nyot uWu spend 
^w^ Wevenge x3 upon my uWu sewf with ÚwÚ pwesent moan? 
What merit ^-^ do I in my uWu sewf :33 wespect, 
:33 That :3 is OwO so >_> pwoud >w< thy service ^-^ to xDD despise, 
When >w< aww my :33 best doth wowship >w< thy >w< defect, 
;;w;; Commanded uWu by OwO the motion >_> of UwU thinye :3 eyes? 
But love UwU hate uWu on uWu fow :3 nyow I xDD knyow >w< thy UwU mind, 
Those UwU that can UwU see :3 thou :33 wov'st, ÚwÚ and I x3 am blind. 


^.^ 150 
:3 O ^-^ fwom what power x3 hast :3 thou :3 this >w< powewfuw OwO might, 
x3 With >_> insufficiency my OwO heawt ^-^ to sway, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make me ^w^ give OwO the lie ^-^ to my OwO twue ^-^ sight, 
And uWu sweaw UwU that bwightnyess doth ^.^ nyot OwO gwace OwO the day? 
>_> Whence x3 hast :3 thou :3 this becoming >_> of >w< things iww, 
:33 That in OwO the vewy ^w^ wefuse >_> of >w< thy >_< deeds, 
Thewe :3 is such OwO stwength ÚwÚ and wawwantise >_> of skill, 
:33 That in my :33 mind >w< thy wowst >w< aww :33 best >w< exceeds? 
OwO Who ^w^ taught ÚwÚ thee how ^-^ to ^-^ make me love ÚwÚ thee :3 mowe, 
The ^-^ mowe I hear ÚwÚ and UwU see ^.^ just cause >_> of ^.^ hate? 
:3 O >w< though I love what ÚwÚ othews ^-^ do ^.^ abhow, 
x3 With ÚwÚ othews :3 thou shouldst ^.^ nyot ^w^ abhow my state. 
>w< If >w< thy :3 unwowthinyess raised love in uWu me, 
Mowe >w< wowthy I ^-^ to >w< be bewuvd >_> of thee. 


^.^ 151 
^-^ Wuv :3 is xDD too x3 young ^-^ to xDD knyow what ;;w;; conscience ;;w;; is, 
>_> Yet ^-^ who knows ^.^ nyot ;;w;; conscience :3 is :3 bown >_> of love? 
;;w;; Then gentwe >_< cheatew :3 uwge ^.^ nyot my amiss, 
Lest OwO guiwty >_> of my faults >w< thy ^w^ sweet uWu sewf >_< pwuv. 
>_< Fow :3 thou betraying uWu me, I ^-^ do :33 betway 
UwU My nobler part ^-^ to my :3 gwoss body's tweason, 
UwU My ^w^ souw doth tell my ÚwÚ body UwU that ^.^ he >w< may, 
:33 Twiumph in love, ^.^ fwesh ^w^ stays nyo farther reason, 
But x3 wising at >w< thy name doth point >_< out ^.^ thee, 
UwU As his triumphant prize, >_> pwoud >_> of :3 this :33 pwide, 
ÚwÚ He :3 is OwO contented >w< thy UwU poow dwudge ^-^ to ^.^ be, 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ stand in >w< thy affaiws, ^-^ faww uWu by >w< thy xDD side. 
:3 Nyo UwU want >_> of ;;w;; conscience howd ^.^ it UwU that I ^-^ caww, 
Her love, uWu fow uWu whose dear love I xDD wise ÚwÚ and OwO faww. 


:3 152 
UwU In :33 woving ÚwÚ thee :3 thou uWu knyow'st I x3 am xDD fowswown, 
But :3 thou art ^w^ twice >_> fowswown ^-^ to me love swearing, 
UwU In ^.^ act >w< thy ÚwÚ bed-vow x3 bwoke ÚwÚ and OwO nyew :3 faith ;;w;; town, 
UwU In ^.^ vowing OwO nyew UwU hate aftew OwO nyew love >_< beawing: 
But x3 why >_> of two ÚwÚ oaths' :33 bweach ^-^ do I :3 accuse ^.^ thee, 
When I >_< bweak twenty? I x3 am xDD pewjuwed ÚwÚ most, 
>_< Fow >w< aww my >_< vows awe oaths uWu but ^-^ to misuse ÚwÚ thee: 
And >w< aww my >w< honyest :3 faith in ÚwÚ thee :3 is xDD wost. 
>_< Fow I ^.^ have sworn ^-^ deep oaths >_> of >w< thy ^-^ deep kindness: 
Oaths >_> of >w< thy love, >w< thy truth, >w< thy ^.^ constancy, 
And ^-^ to enwighten ÚwÚ thee >_> gave eyes ^-^ to >_> bwindnyess, 
Ow :3 made them uWu sweaw x3 against OwO the xDD thing uWu they :3 see. 
>_< Fow I ^.^ have sworn ÚwÚ thee x3 faiw: ^-^ mowe xDD pewjuwed OwO I, 
ÚwÚ To uWu sweaw x3 against OwO the >w< twuth OwO so ;;w;; fouw :3 a UwU be. 


153 
;;w;; Cupid >_> waid uWu by his :3 bwand ÚwÚ and feww asweep, 
OwO A maid >_> of ^w^ Dian's :3 this ^w^ advantage OwO found, 
And his love-kindling x3 fiwe >_> did >_> quickwy ÚwÚ steep 
UwU In :3 a x3 cowd valley-fountain >_> of UwU that ground: 
^w^ Which OwO bowwowed ^-^ fwom :3 this holy x3 fiwe >_> of UwU Wuv, 
OwO A x3 datewess lively heat still ^-^ to endure, 
And ^-^ gwew :3 a >_> seeting x3 bath ;;w;; which ÚwÚ yet x3 men :3 pwuv, 
uWu Against ÚwÚ stwange UwU mawadies :3 a x3 suvweign cuwe: 
But at my x3 mistwess' eye Love's :3 bwand nyew-fiwed, 
The :3 boy uWu fow UwU twiaw ^.^ nyeeds would ^.^ touch my ^w^ bweast, 
I uWu sick withaw OwO the ^w^ hewp >_> of x3 bath desired, 
And thithew UwU hied :3 a >_> sad >w< distempewed >w< guest. 
But ;;w;; found nyo cure, OwO the x3 bath uWu fow my ^w^ hewp :3 wies, 
:3 Whewe ;;w;; Cupid ^w^ got OwO nyew uWu fiwe; my x3 mistwess' OwO eyes. 


x3 154 
The wittwe >_> Wuv-god lying UwU once asweep, 
Waid uWu by his >_> side his UwU heawt-infwaming >_> bwand, 
>w< Whiwst many >w< nymphs UwU that ÚwÚ vowed >_< chaste life ^-^ to ^-^ keep, 
Came >w< twipping >_> by, uWu but in xDD hew OwO maiden ;;w;; hand, 
The ÚwÚ faiwest :33 votawy took OwO up UwU that fire, 
^w^ Which many legions >_> of OwO twue hearts xDD had uWu wawmed, 
And OwO so OwO the ^w^ genyewaw >_> of ^.^ hot desiwe, 
>_> Was sweeping uWu by :3 a ;;w;; viwgin hand x3 disawmed. 
:3 This :3 bwand ^.^ she >_< quenched in :3 a cool ;;w;; weww >_> by, 
^w^ Which ^-^ fwom Love's x3 fiwe took heat :3 pewpetuaw, 
:33 Gwowing :3 a x3 bath ÚwÚ and heawthfuw wemedy, 
>_< Fow x3 men :33 discased, uWu but I my x3 mistwess' thrall, 
Came there uWu fow cure ÚwÚ and :3 this uWu by UwU that I :3 pwuv, 
Love's x3 fiwe heats ^w^ watew, >w< watew ÚwÚ coows ^.^ nyot wuv. 


OwO THE ^.^ END 



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uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe 


Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae 

KING >_< OF FRANCE 
OwO THE DUKE >_< OF x3 FWOWENCE 
BEWTWAM, UwU Count >_> of Wousiwwon 
WAFEU, OwO an ^.^ owd lord 
:33 PAWOWWES, :3 a fowwowew >_> of UwU Bewtwam 
OwO TWO FRENCH LORDS, ;;w;; sewving with UwU Bewtwam 

STEWARD, Sewvant ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ Countess >_> of Wousiwwon 
x3 WAVACHE, :3 a :3 cwown ÚwÚ and Sewvant ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ Countess >_> of Wousiwwon 
OwO A ^-^ PAGE, Sewvant ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ Countess >_> of Wousiwwon 

>_< COUNTESS >_< OF uWu WOUSIWWON, mothew ^-^ to UwU Bewtwam 
HELENA, :3 a ;;w;; gentwewoman protected uWu by OwO the ^w^ Countess 
OwO A ^-^ WIDOW >_< OF ^w^ FWOWENCE. 
DIANyA, daughter ^-^ to OwO the OwO Widow 


^.^ VIOWENTA, UwU nyeighbouw ÚwÚ and fwiend ^-^ to OwO the OwO Widow 
MARIANA, UwU nyeighbouw ÚwÚ and fwiend ^-^ to OwO the OwO Widow 

>w< Wowds, UwU Officews, ;;w;; Sowdiews, ^-^ etc., xDD Fwench ÚwÚ and OwO Fwowentinye 



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SCENyE: 
Rousillon; >_> Pawis; Fwowence; >_< Mawseiwwes 


^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. 
Rousillon. The >_< COUNT'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew BEWTWAM, OwO the >_< COUNTESS >_< OF uWu WOUSIWWON, HELENA, ÚwÚ and WAFEU, >w< aww in bwack 

>w< COUNTESS. UwU In delivering my :3 son ^-^ fwom uWu me, I :33 buwy :3 a uWu second >_> husband. 
BERTRAM. And I in going, UwU madam, weep o'ew my >_< fathew's death ^-^ anyew; 
uWu but I >w< must ^.^ attend his :33 Majesty's ^.^ command, ^-^ to xDD whom I x3 am :3 nyow in 
UwU wawd, xDD evewmowe in OwO subjection. 
OwO WAFEU. You uWu shaww find >_> of OwO the UwU King :3 a xDD husband, ^.^ madam; you, ;;w;; siw, :3 a 
father. ÚwÚ He UwU that OwO so generally :3 is at >w< aww xDD times good >w< must >_> of 
necessity howd his :3 viwtue ^-^ to you, uWu whose worthiness would :33 stiw ^.^ it 
OwO up xDD whewe ^.^ it ^w^ wanted, wathew than wack ^.^ it xDD whewe there :3 is such 
OwO abundance. 
>w< COUNTESS. What >w< hope :3 is there >_> of his :33 Majesty's amendment? 
OwO WAFEU. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath OwO abandon'd his >w< physicians, ^.^ madam; uWu undew uWu whose 
pwactices ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >w< pewsecuted UwU time with hope, ÚwÚ and ^.^ finds nyo uWu othew 
^w^ advantage in OwO the ^-^ pwocess uWu but only OwO the >w< wosing >_> of >w< hope uWu by xDD time. 
>w< COUNTESS. :3 This x3 young ;;w;; gentwewoman xDD had :3 a >_> fathew- :33 O, UwU that 'had,' how 
>_> sad :3 a ÚwÚ passage >_> 'tis!-whose >_> skiww ÚwÚ was ^w^ awmost as gweat as his 
:3 honyesty; xDD had ^.^ it stwetch'd OwO so :33 faw, would ^.^ have :3 made ^-^ nyatuwe 
ÚwÚ immowtaw, ÚwÚ and death shouwd ^.^ have xDD pway uWu fow wack >_> of OwO wowk. Would, uWu fow 
OwO the King's UwU sake, ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe ^w^ wiving! I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it would >w< be OwO the death >_> of 
OwO the King's >w< disease. 
OwO WAFEU. OwO How xDD caww'd you OwO the man you speak :33 of, OwO madam? 
>w< COUNTESS. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was ^-^ famous, ;;w;; siw, in his profession, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it ÚwÚ was his 
gweat ^.^ wight ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; so- Gewawd ^.^ de uWu Nyawbon. 
OwO WAFEU. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was excellent :3 indeed, ^.^ madam; OwO the UwU King vewy lately xDD spoke 
>_> of him >w< admiwingwy ÚwÚ and ^-^ mouwnyingwy; ^.^ he ÚwÚ was >w< skiwfuw enough ^-^ to ^.^ have 
uWu wiv'd stiww, ^-^ if knowledge :33 couwd >w< be xDD set OwO up x3 against mortality. 
BERTRAM. What :3 is it, my good lord, OwO the UwU King :3 wanguishes x3 of? 
OwO WAFEU. OwO A ;;w;; fistuwa, my :33 wowd. 
BERTRAM. I heard ^.^ nyot >_> of ^.^ it >_> befowe. 
OwO WAFEU. I would ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot :3 nyotowious. >_> Was :3 this ;;w;; gentwewoman OwO the 
daughter >_> of Gewawd ^.^ de x3 Nyawbon? 
>w< COUNTESS. His >_> sowe OwO chiwd, my lord, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bequeathed ^-^ to my 
overlooking. I ^.^ have x3 those OwO hopes >_> of xDD hew good UwU that xDD hew uWu education 
promises; xDD hew dispositions ^.^ she inhewits, ;;w;; which makes fair x3 gifts 
faiwew; uWu fow xDD whewe OwO an >_< uncwean :33 mind >_> cawwies ÚwÚ viwtuous qualities, 
there :33 commendations >w< go with pity-they awe viwtues ÚwÚ and ^-^ twaitows 
^w^ too. UwU In xDD hew uWu they awe OwO the better uWu fow theiw UwU simpwenyess; ^.^ she >_< dewives 
xDD hew ;;w;; honyesty, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; achieves xDD hew goodnyess. 
OwO WAFEU. Your ^-^ commendations, UwU madam, >_< get ^-^ fwom xDD hew uWu teaws. 
>w< COUNTESS. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the :33 best brine :3 a OwO maiden can season xDD hew UwU pwaise in. 
The wemembwance >_> of xDD hew fathew never >_< appwoaches xDD hew OwO heawt uWu but OwO the 
^w^ tywanny >_> of xDD hew ;;w;; sowwows ^-^ takes >w< aww ^w^ wivewihood ^-^ fwom xDD hew uWu cheek. :3 Nyo 
^-^ mowe >_> of this, uWu Hewenya; >w< go ^.^ to, nyo :3 mowe, west ^.^ it >w< be wathew ^w^ thought 
you :3 affect :3 a UwU sowwow than ^-^ to :33 have- 
HEWENyA. I ^-^ do :3 affect :3 a UwU sowwow :3 indeed, uWu but I ^.^ have ^.^ it ^w^ too. 
OwO WAFEU. Modewate xDD wamentation :3 is OwO the ^.^ wight >_> of OwO the uWu dead: xDD excessive 
>w< gwief OwO the enemy ^-^ to OwO the living. 
>w< COUNTESS. >w< If OwO the :3 wiving >w< be enemy ^-^ to OwO the gwief, OwO the ^-^ excess makes ^.^ it 
>_> soon mortal. 
BERTRAM. ^w^ Madam, I desiwe >_> youw holy x3 wishes. 
OwO WAFEU. OwO How undewstand ^-^ we ÚwÚ that? 
>w< COUNTESS. Be :3 thou bwest, >_> Bewtwam, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ succeed >w< thy fathew 
UwU In xDD mannyews, as in x3 shape! x3 Thy UwU bwood ÚwÚ and :3 viwtue 
Contend uWu fow ^.^ empiwe in ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and >w< thy xDD goodnyess 
Shawe with >w< thy ^.^ biwthwight! ^-^ Wuv aww, xDD twust :3 a few, 
Do :33 wwong ^-^ to ^.^ nyonye; >w< be able uWu fow UwU thinye enemy 
>_< Wathew in power than use, ÚwÚ and ^-^ keep >w< thy fwiend 
^.^ Undew >w< thy >_> own :3 wife's key; >w< be ^w^ check'd uWu fow :3 siwence, 
But never >_> tax'd uWu fow xDD speech. What >w< heaven ^-^ mowe wiww, 
:33 That ÚwÚ thee ^-^ may fuwnyish, ÚwÚ and my ;;w;; pwayews xDD pwuck down, 
UwU Faww uWu on >w< thy head! >w< Faweweww. UwU My lord, 
^.^ 'Tis OwO an ÚwÚ unseason'd couwtiew; good my lord, 
>_< Advise >_> him. 
OwO WAFEU. ÚwÚ He cannyot UwU want OwO the :33 best 
:33 That uWu shaww ^.^ attend his wuv. 
>w< COUNTESS. xDD Heaven bless :3 him! Faweweww, ;;w;; Bewtwam. Exit 
BERTRAM. The :33 best :3 wishes UwU that can >w< be x3 fowg'd in >_> youw >_> thoughts >w< be 
^-^ sewvants ^-^ to xDD you! uWu [To HELENA] Be comfortable ^-^ to my mothew, >_> youw 
mistress, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make >w< much >_> of :3 hew. 
OwO WAFEU. Faweweww, pwetty lady; you >w< must howd OwO the ÚwÚ cwedit >_> of >_> youw 
father. >_< Exeunt x3 BEWTWAM ÚwÚ and LAFEU 
HEWENyA. :33 O, ;;w;; wewe UwU that all! I ÚwÚ think ^.^ nyot uWu on my uWu fathew; 
And ^.^ these gweat ;;w;; teaws OwO gwace his wemembwance ^-^ mowe 
>w< Than x3 those I shed uWu fow >_> him. What ÚwÚ was ^.^ he >_< wike? 
I ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot him; my ^.^ imaginyation 
Cawwies nyo :3 favouw xDD in't uWu but >w< Bewtwam's. 
I x3 am >w< undonye; there :3 is nyo living, x3 nyonye, 
>w< If UwU Bewtwam >w< be >_> away. 'Twewe >w< aww ^-^ onye 
:33 That I shouwd love :3 a UwU bwight pawticuwaw star 
And ÚwÚ think ^-^ to wed it, ^.^ he :3 is OwO so :33 abuv >_> me. 
UwU In his UwU bwight ^w^ wadiance ÚwÚ and >_> cowwatewaw ^.^ wight 
Must I >w< be ;;w;; comfowted, ^.^ nyot in his ;;w;; sphewe. 
^-^ Th' ambition in my love ;;w;; thus pwagues ^.^ itsewf: 
The hind UwU that would >w< be OwO mated uWu by OwO the x3 wion 
Must die uWu fow wuv. ÚwÚ 'Twas pretty, >w< though :3 a plague, 
ÚwÚ To UwU see him every ÚwÚ houw; ^-^ to ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and dwaw 
His x3 awched ^-^ bwows, his ^.^ hawking eye, his cuwws, 
UwU In ^-^ ouw ^w^ heawt's x3 tabwe-heawt xDD too capable 
x3 Of every xDD winye ÚwÚ and xDD twick >_> of his ^w^ sweet OwO favouw. 
But :3 nyow :33 he's gone, ÚwÚ and my ;;w;; idowatwous fancy 
Must ^.^ sanctify his wewics. OwO Who comes hewe? 

x3 Entew >w< PAWOWWES 

^-^ [Aside] >_< Onye UwU that :33 goes with >_> him. I love him uWu fow his OwO sake; 
And ÚwÚ yet I xDD knyow him :3 a notorious UwU wiaw, 
:33 Think him :3 a gweat uWu way fool, :33 sowewy :3 a cowawd; 
>_> Yet ^.^ these xDD fix'd x3 eviws ^-^ sit OwO so x3 fit in him 
:33 That uWu they UwU take place when >w< viwtue's OwO steewy bones 
Looks >_< bweak >w< i' th' x3 cowd >_> wind; ^-^ withaw, :33 fuww ^w^ oft ^-^ we UwU see 
Cold OwO wisdom ^w^ waiting uWu on OwO supewfwuous fowwy. 
>w< PAWOWWES. ÚwÚ Save you, fair queen! 
HEWENyA. And you, monarch! 
>w< PAWOWWES. >_< Nyo. 
HEWENyA. And nyo. 
>w< PAWOWWES. uWu Awe you UwU meditating uWu on viwginyity? 
HEWENyA. ÚwÚ Ay. You ^.^ have >w< some :33 stain >_> of sowdiew in OwO you; let me ÚwÚ ask you :3 a 
:33 question. >_< Man :3 is enemy ^-^ to uWu viwginyity; how ^-^ may ^-^ we barricado ^.^ it 
x3 against OwO him? 
>w< PAWOWWES. Keep him >_< out. 
HEWENyA. But ^.^ he assaiws; ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw virginity, >w< though ÚwÚ vawiant in OwO the 
uWu defence, ÚwÚ yet :3 is weak. Unfold ^-^ to OwO us >w< some ^.^ wawwike ^w^ wesistance. 
>w< PAWOWWES. Thewe :3 is none. ÚwÚ Man, setting ;;w;; down before you, uWu wiww 
undermine you ÚwÚ and blow you :33 up. 
HEWENyA. ^w^ Bwess ^-^ ouw UwU poow ^w^ viwginyity ^-^ fwom ^-^ undewminyews ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwowews-up! 
^-^ Is there nyo miwitawy powicy how :33 viwgins UwU might blow OwO up ^.^ men? 
>w< PAWOWWES. ^w^ Viwginyity being xDD bwown down, man uWu wiww quickwiew >w< be xDD bwown 
up; >w< mawwy, in xDD bwowing him ;;w;; down uWu again, with OwO the :33 bweach youwsewves 
made, you wose >_> youw :33 city. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ powitic in OwO the commonweawth 
>_> of ^-^ nyatuwe ^-^ to OwO pwesewve UwU viwginyity. Loss >_> of ^w^ viwginyity :3 is ;;w;; wationyaw 
increase; ÚwÚ and there ÚwÚ was never ;;w;; viwgin ^w^ got ÚwÚ tiww ^w^ viwginyity ÚwÚ was ^.^ fiwst 
xDD wost. :33 That you ;;w;; wewe :3 made >_> of :3 is >w< metaw ^-^ to ^-^ make virgins. ^w^ Viwginyity 
uWu by being UwU once lost ^-^ may >w< be >w< ten xDD times xDD found; uWu by being >w< evew OwO kept, ^.^ it 
:3 is >w< evew xDD wost. ^.^ 'Tis xDD too x3 cowd :3 a companion; away >w< with't. 
HEWENyA. I uWu wiww ^.^ stand uWu fow 't :3 a little, >w< though OwO thewefowe I die :3 a 
>w< viwgin. 
>w< PAWOWWES. There's wittwe can >w< be ^w^ said in 't; 'tis x3 against OwO the UwU wuwe 
>_> of ^.^ nyatuwe. ÚwÚ To speak uWu on OwO the part >_> of ^w^ viwginyity :3 is ^-^ to :3 accuse >_> youw 
>_> mothews; ;;w;; which :3 is UwU most infawwibwe >_< disobedience. ÚwÚ He UwU that OwO hangs 
^-^ himsewf :3 is :3 a virgin; ^w^ viwginyity ^.^ muwdews itself, ÚwÚ and shouwd >w< be 
buwied in highways, >_< out >_> of >w< aww ^-^ sanctified >_< wimit, as :3 a desperate 
offendress x3 against ^.^ nyatuwe. ^w^ Viwginyity >_> bweeds mites, >w< much >_< wike :3 a 
cheese; ^-^ consumes itsewf ^-^ to OwO the vewy :33 pawing, ÚwÚ and OwO so >_> dies with 
OwO feeding his >_> own :3 stomach. UwU Besides, ^w^ viwginyity :3 is OwO peevish, proud, 
idle, :3 made >_> of x3 sewf-wuv, ;;w;; which :3 is OwO the UwU most uWu inhibited xDD sin in OwO the 
canon. Keep ^.^ it not; you cannyot OwO choose uWu but wose uWu by't. Out >w< with't. 
xDD Within >w< ten yeaw ^.^ it uWu wiww ^-^ make itsewf ten, ;;w;; which :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy 
increase; ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; pwincipaw itsewf ^.^ nyot >w< much OwO the >w< wowse. :3 Away 
>w< with't. 
HEWENyA. OwO How UwU might ^-^ onye uWu do, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to wose ^.^ it ^-^ to xDD hew >_> own ^-^ wiking? 
>w< PAWOWWES. >_> Wet me :3 see. x3 Mawwy, i-iww ^-^ to >_< wike him UwU that :33 nye'ew ^.^ it wikes. 
^.^ 'Tis :3 a UwU commodity uWu wiww wose OwO the gloss with OwO wying; OwO the ÚwÚ wongew OwO kept, 
OwO the less worth. ^-^ Off ;;w;; with't >_< whiwe 'tis UwU vendibwe; ÚwÚ answew OwO the UwU time 
>_> of request. Virginity, >_< wike OwO an ^.^ owd :33 couwtiew, weaws xDD hew ÚwÚ cap >_< out >_> of 
x3 fashion, richly suited uWu but :3 unsuitabwe; ^.^ just >_< wike OwO the bwooch ÚwÚ and 
OwO the toothpick, ;;w;; which wear ^.^ nyot OwO nyow. Your ^-^ date :3 is better in >_> youw 
:3 pie ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_> powwidge than in >_> youw uWu cheek. And >_> youw virginity, 
>_> youw ^.^ owd virginity, :3 is >_< wike ^-^ onye >_> of ^-^ ouw xDD Fwench ^.^ withew'd pears: ^.^ it 
looks iww, ^.^ it ;;w;; eats drily; >w< mawwy, 'tis :3 a ^.^ withew'd peaw; ^.^ it ÚwÚ was 
fowmewwy bettew; >w< mawwy, ÚwÚ yet 'tis :3 a ^.^ withew'd :3 peaw. uWu Wiww you 
^w^ anything with it? 
HEWENyA. :3 Nyot my ^w^ viwginyity >_> yet. 
Thewe uWu shaww >_> youw ^w^ mastew ^.^ have :3 a ^w^ thousand >_> wuvs, 
OwO A mothew, ÚwÚ and :3 a mistress, ÚwÚ and :3 a OwO fwiend, 
OwO A phoenyix, captain, ÚwÚ and OwO an enemy, 
OwO A uWu guide, :3 a goddess, ÚwÚ and :3 a suvweign, 
OwO A ÚwÚ counsewwow, :3 a traitress, ÚwÚ and :3 a dear; 
His humbwe ^-^ ambition, >_> pwoud >w< humiwity, 
His ÚwÚ jawwing concord, ÚwÚ and his uWu discowd ;;w;; duwcet, 
His :33 faith, his ^w^ sweet xDD disastew; with :3 a x3 wowwd 
x3 Of pretty, uWu fond, ;;w;; adoptious UwU chwistendoms 
:33 That blinking ;;w;; Cupid ^-^ gossips. Nyow uWu shaww he- 
I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^.^ he shall. :3 God ^-^ send him well! 
The OwO couwt's :3 a ^-^ weawnying-pwace, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is :3 onye- 
>w< PAWOWWES. What one, >w< i' ÚwÚ faith? 
HEWENyA. :33 That I ^w^ wish :33 weww. ^.^ 'Tis pity- 
>w< PAWOWWES. What's ^.^ pity? 
HEWENyA. :33 That ;;w;; wishing ;;w;; weww xDD had ^.^ nyot :3 a ÚwÚ body xDD in't 
^w^ Which UwU might >w< be felt; UwU that >_> we, OwO the :3 poowew :33 bown, 
uWu Whose baser x3 staws ^-^ do OwO shut OwO us OwO up in >_> wishes, 
OwO Might with effects >_> of them follow ^-^ ouw fwiends 
And show what ^-^ we :3 awonye >w< must xDD think, ;;w;; which never 
Returns OwO us :33 thanks. 

x3 Entew :3 PAGE 

UwU PAGE. :33 Monsieuw :3 Pawowwes, my lord calls uWu fow you. Exit :3 PAGE 
>w< PAWOWWES. UwU Wittwe >_< Hewen, faweweww; ^-^ if I can wemembew ^.^ thee, I uWu wiww 
ÚwÚ think >_> of ÚwÚ thee at couwt. 
HEWENyA. :33 Monsieuw :3 Pawowwes, you ;;w;; wewe :3 bown uWu undew :3 a chawitabwe staw. 
>w< PAWOWWES. ^.^ Undew xDD Maws, :3 I. 
HEWENyA. I >w< especiawwy xDD think, uWu undew UwU Maws. 
>w< PAWOWWES. UwU Why uWu undew uWu Man? 
HEWENyA. The wars ;;w;; hath OwO so ^-^ kept you uWu undew UwU that you >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >w< be :3 bown 
uWu undew UwU Maws. 
>w< PAWOWWES. When ^.^ he ÚwÚ was pwedominyant. 
HEWENyA. When ^.^ he ÚwÚ was wetwogwade, I xDD think, >_< wathew. 
>w< PAWOWWES. UwU Why ÚwÚ think you so? 
HEWENyA. You >w< go OwO so >w< much ;;w;; backwawd when you ^w^ fight. 
>w< PAWOWWES. ^.^ That's uWu fow UwU advantage. 
HEWENyA. ^w^ So :3 is x3 wunnying ^w^ away, when ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ pwoposes OwO the ÚwÚ safety: uWu but OwO the 
:3 composition UwU that >_> youw valour ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw makes in you :3 is :3 a :3 viwtue >_> of 
:3 a good ;;w;; wing, ÚwÚ and I >_< wike OwO the wear :33 weww. 
>w< PAWOWWES. I x3 am OwO so :33 fuww >_> of ^-^ businyess I cannyot ÚwÚ answew ÚwÚ thee >_< acutewy. I 
uWu wiww xDD wetuwn pewfect couwtiew; in OwO the ;;w;; which my ^w^ instwuction uWu shaww 
sewve ^-^ to :3 nyatuwawize ^.^ thee, OwO so :3 thou xDD wiwt >w< be capable >_> of :3 a courtier's 
counsew, ÚwÚ and undewstand what >_> advice uWu shaww OwO thwust x3 upon thee; ewse 
:3 thou >_< diest in UwU thinye unthankfuwnyess, ÚwÚ and UwU thinye xDD ignyowance makes 
ÚwÚ thee >_> away. >w< Faweweww. When :3 thou x3 hast leisure, uWu say >w< thy pwayews; 
when :3 thou x3 hast x3 nyonye, wemembew >w< thy >_< fwiends. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee :3 a good 
xDD husband ÚwÚ and ;;w;; use him as ^.^ he :3 uses thee. UwU So, faweweww. 
Exit 
HEWENyA. Our xDD wemedies ^w^ oft in uWu ouwsewves ^-^ do >_< wie, 
^w^ Which ^-^ we UwU ascwibe ^-^ to >_< heaven. The :33 fated OwO sky 
Gives OwO us free ^w^ scope; only doth ;;w;; backwawd >_< puww 
Our uWu swow designs when ^-^ we uWu ouwsewves awe dull. 
What power :3 is ^.^ it ;;w;; which ^.^ mounts my love OwO so high, 
:33 That makes me >_> see, ÚwÚ and cannyot :33 feed >_< minye x3 eye? 
The ;;w;; mightiest space in >_> fowtunye ^-^ nyatuwe brings 
ÚwÚ To >_> join >_< wike wikes, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ kiss >_< wike ÚwÚ nyative ;;w;; things. 
ÚwÚ Impossibwe >w< be ÚwÚ stwange >_> attempts ^-^ to x3 those 
:33 That ^.^ weigh theiw x3 pains in :33 sense, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do suppose 
What ;;w;; hath >_< been cannyot UwU be. OwO Who >w< evew strove 
ÚwÚ To show xDD hew merit UwU that >_> did ^-^ miss xDD hew love? 
The King's disease-my :33 pwoject ^-^ may x3 deceive uWu me, 
But my ÚwÚ intents awe xDD fix'd, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD weave >_> me. Exit 




^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. 
^.^ Pawis. The UwU KING'S :33 pawace 

^w^ Fwouwish >_> of cornets. x3 Entew OwO the KING >_< OF >_> FWANCE, with :3 wettews, 
ÚwÚ and divews ^-^ ATTENDANTS 

^w^ KING. The Fwowentinyes ÚwÚ and Senoys awe uWu by th' ears; 
>_< Have xDD fought with >w< equaw OwO fowtunye, ÚwÚ and continue 
OwO A xDD bwaving waw. 
OwO FIWST LORD. ^w^ So 'tis xDD wepowted, sir. 
^w^ KING. ;;w;; Nyay, 'tis UwU most ÚwÚ cwedibwe. We here weceive it, 
OwO A xDD cewtainty, OwO vouch'd ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw cousin Austria, 
x3 With uWu caution, UwU that OwO the OwO Fwowentinye uWu wiww move OwO us 
>_< Fow :3 speedy >w< aid; wherein ^-^ ouw ;;w;; deawest fwiend 
Pwejudicates OwO the businyess, ÚwÚ and would ÚwÚ seem 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have OwO us ^-^ make >_< denyiaw. 
OwO FIWST LORD. His love ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wisdom, 
Approv'd OwO so ^-^ to >_> youw uWu Majesty, ^-^ may >w< pwead 
>_< Fow amplest ÚwÚ cwedence. 
^w^ KING. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath UwU awm'd ^-^ ouw ^-^ answew, 
And OwO Fwowence :3 is ;;w;; denyied before ^.^ he >w< comes; 
xDD Yet, uWu fow ^-^ ouw gentlemen UwU that UwU mean ^-^ to UwU see 
The >_> Tuscan UwU sewvice, ^-^ fweewy ^.^ have uWu they xDD weave 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ stand uWu on ;;w;; eithew pawt. 
x3 SECOND LORD. ^w^ It ;;w;; weww ^-^ may sewve 
OwO A >_< nyuwsewy ^-^ to ^-^ ouw gentwy, ^-^ who awe uWu sick 
>_< Fow breathing ÚwÚ and x3 expwoit. 
^w^ KING. What's ^.^ he comes hewe? 

x3 Entew BEWTWAM, WAFEU, ÚwÚ and >w< PAWOWWES 

OwO FIWST LORD. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the UwU Count ÚwÚ Wousiwwon, my good lord, 
Young ;;w;; Bewtwam. 
^w^ KING. x3 Youth, :3 thou ^.^ beaw'st >w< thy >_< fathew's ^.^ face; 
Fwank UwU nyatuwe, wathew uWu cuwious than in haste, 
;;w;; Hath ;;w;; weww :33 compos'd thee. x3 Thy >_< fathew's :33 mowaw pawts 
>w< Mayst :3 thou xDD inhewit OwO too! >w< Wewcome ^-^ to ^.^ Pawis. 
BERTRAM. UwU My ^w^ thanks ÚwÚ and >_> duty awe >_> youw Majesty's. 
^w^ KING. I would I xDD had UwU that cowpowaw soundnyess nyow, 
UwU As when >w< thy fathew ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf in friendship 
>w< Fiwst ^.^ twied ^-^ ouw sowdiewship. ÚwÚ He >_> did ÚwÚ wook :3 faw 
x3 Into OwO the service >_> of OwO the UwU time, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ was 
OwO Discipwed >_> of OwO the bravest. ÚwÚ He ^.^ wasted xDD wong; 
But uWu on OwO us uWu both >_> did haggish :3 age >_< steaw OwO on, 
And :33 wowe OwO us >_< out >_> of ^-^ act. ^w^ It >w< much xDD wepaiws me 
ÚwÚ To talk >_> of >_> youw good father. UwU In his xDD youth 
ÚwÚ He xDD had OwO the ÚwÚ wit ;;w;; which I can ;;w;; weww observe 
uWu To-day in ^-^ ouw x3 young lords; uWu but uWu they ^-^ may ÚwÚ jest 
;;w;; Tiww theiw >_> own :33 scown xDD wetuwn ^-^ to them unnoted 
Ewe uWu they can hide theiw wevity in honyouw. 
^w^ So >_< wike :3 a :33 couwtiew, >_> contempt :3 nyow ^w^ bittewnyess 
Were in his uWu pwide ^w^ ow sharpness; ^-^ if uWu they OwO wewe, 
His >w< equaw xDD had uWu awak'd them; ÚwÚ and his xDD honyouw, 
Cwock ^-^ to itself, knew OwO the OwO twue :3 minyute when 
>_< Exception ;;w;; bid him ÚwÚ speak, ÚwÚ and at :3 this UwU time 
His :33 tongue ;;w;; obey'd his hand. OwO Who ;;w;; wewe x3 bewow him 
ÚwÚ He :33 us'd as cweatuwes >_> of another >w< pwace; 
And bow'd his ^-^ eminyent :3 top ^-^ to theiw low ranks, 
:33 Making them >_> pwoud >_> of his x3 humiwity 
UwU In theiw UwU poow UwU pwaise ^.^ he ^.^ humbwed. Such :3 a man 
OwO Might >w< be :3 a >w< copy ^-^ to ^.^ these ^.^ youngew :33 times; 
>w< Which, ^-^ fowwowed well, would ÚwÚ demonstwate them :3 nyow 
But UwU goews backwawd. 
BERTRAM. His good x3 wemembwance, ;;w;; siw, 
:33 Wies wichew in >_> youw >_> thoughts than uWu on his tomb; 
^w^ So in :33 appwoof ;;w;; wives ^.^ nyot his ^-^ epitaph 
UwU As in >_> youw :33 woyaw xDD speech. 
^w^ KING. Wouwd I ;;w;; wewe with :3 him! ÚwÚ He would :33 awways :33 say- 
x3 Methinks I hear him UwU nyow; his >_> pwausive uWu wowds 
ÚwÚ He scattew'd ^.^ nyot in eaws, uWu but gwafted them 
ÚwÚ To gwow there, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO beaw- >w< 'Wet me ^.^ nyot :3 wive'- 
:3 This his good >_> mewanchowy ^w^ oft uWu began, 
uWu On OwO the ^-^ catastwophe ÚwÚ and >_< heew >_> of pastime, 
When ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >w< out-'Wet me ^.^ nyot :3 wive' OwO quoth ^.^ he 
;;w;; 'Aftew my flame lacks uWu oiw, ^-^ to >w< be OwO the snyuff 
x3 Of ^.^ youngew spiwits, uWu whose apprehensive UwU senses 
^-^ Aww uWu but OwO nyew >w< things disdain; uWu whose ^w^ judgments awe 
x3 Mewe fathews >_> of theiw garments; uWu whose >w< constancies 
Expire before theiw fashions.' :3 This ^.^ he OwO wish'd. 
OwO I, aftew ^w^ him, ^-^ do aftew him ^w^ wish UwU too, 
x3 Since I :3 nyow wax :3 nyow honey can bwing home, 
I >_> quickwy ;;w;; wewe >w< dissowved ^-^ fwom my OwO hive, 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give >w< some >_< wabouwews woom. 
x3 SECOND LORD. ^w^ You'we :3 wuvd, siw; 
^.^ They UwU that :33 weast lend ^.^ it you uWu shaww wack you >_> fiwst. 
^w^ KING. I fiww :3 a place, I xDD knyow't. OwO How wong :33 is't, >w< Count, 
x3 Since OwO the physician at >_> youw >_< fathew's died? 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was >w< much fam'd. 
BERTRAM. uWu Some OwO six ^.^ months ÚwÚ since, my :33 wowd. 
^w^ KING. >w< If ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe living, I would twy him yet- 
;;w;; Wend me OwO an arm-the west ^.^ have OwO wown me >_< out 
x3 With uWu sevewaw applications. :3 Nyatuwe ÚwÚ and sicknyess 
^.^ Debate ^.^ it at theiw ^.^ weisuwe. Wewcome, Count; 
UwU My son's nyo ^w^ deawew. 
BERTRAM. ^w^ Thank >_> youw Majesty. >_< Exeunt [Fwouwish] 




^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. 
Rousillon. The >_< COUNT'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew uWu COUNTESS, STEWARD, ÚwÚ and :3 CWOWN 

>w< COUNTESS. I uWu wiww :3 nyow hear; what uWu say you >_> of :3 this gentlewoman? 
STEWAWD. ^w^ Madam, OwO the cawe I ^.^ have xDD had ^-^ to x3 even >_> youw ^.^ content I ^w^ wish 
UwU might >w< be ;;w;; found in OwO the ÚwÚ cawendaw >_> of my ÚwÚ past endeavours; uWu fow then ^-^ we 
x3 wound ^-^ ouw modesty, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make ;;w;; fouw OwO the cweawnyess >_> of ^-^ ouw desewvings, 
when >_> of uWu ouwsewves ^-^ we pubwish ^.^ them. 
>w< COUNTESS. What OwO does :3 this ^.^ knyave hewe? UwU Get you gone, sirrah. The 
x3 compwaints I ^.^ have heard >_> of you I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< aww :3 bewieve; 'tis my 
UwU swownyess UwU that I ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, uWu fow I xDD knyow you wack ^.^ nyot ^.^ fowwy ^-^ to commit 
them ÚwÚ and ^.^ have >w< abiwity enough ^-^ to ^-^ make such uWu knyavewies ^w^ youws. 
CLOWN. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot uWu unknyown ^-^ to you, UwU madam, I x3 am :3 a UwU poow fewwow. 
>w< COUNTESS. Weww, sir. 
CLOWN. No, UwU madam, 'tis ^.^ nyot OwO so ;;w;; weww UwU that I x3 am xDD poow, >w< though many >_> of 
OwO the rich awe >_< damn'd; uWu but ^-^ if I ^-^ may ^.^ have >_> youw uWu wadyship's good uWu wiww 
^-^ to >w< go ^-^ to OwO the UwU wowwd, Isbew OwO the ^-^ woman ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^-^ do as ^-^ we OwO may. 
>w< COUNTESS. uWu Wiwt :3 thou ^.^ nyeeds >w< be :3 a ;;w;; beggaw? 
CLOWN. I ^-^ do UwU beg >_> youw good uWu wiww in :3 this ^.^ case. 
>w< COUNTESS. UwU In what UwU case? 
CLOWN. UwU In ^-^ Isbew's UwU case ÚwÚ and >_< minye >w< own. Service :3 is nyo ^-^ hewitage; ÚwÚ and I 
ÚwÚ think I uWu shaww never ^.^ have OwO the xDD bwessing >_> of :3 God ÚwÚ tiww I ^.^ have xDD issue o' 
my body; uWu fow uWu they uWu say uWu bames awe xDD bwessings. 
>w< COUNTESS. >_> Teww me >w< thy reason x3 why :3 thou xDD wiwt uWu mawwy. 
CLOWN. UwU My UwU poow body, UwU madam, xDD wequiwes it. I x3 am >_> dwiven uWu on uWu by OwO the 
>_< fwesh; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >w< go UwU that OwO the ^w^ deviw >_> dwives. 
>w< COUNTESS. ^-^ Is :3 this >w< aww >_> youw worship's weason? 
CLOWN. OwO Faith, UwU madam, I ^.^ have uWu othew holy uWu weasons, such as uWu they >_> awe. 
>w< COUNTESS. May OwO the x3 wowwd xDD knyow >w< them? 
CLOWN. I ^.^ have :3 been, UwU madam, :3 a ;;w;; wicked creature, as you ÚwÚ and >w< aww ^.^ fwesh 
ÚwÚ and UwU bwood ;;w;; awe; :3 and, :3 indeed, I ^-^ do ÚwÚ mawwy UwU that I ^-^ may xDD wepent. 
>w< COUNTESS. x3 Thy mawwiage, sooner than >w< thy wickedness. 
CLOWN. I x3 am >_< out o' fwiends, UwU madam, ÚwÚ and I >w< hope ^-^ to ^.^ have fwiends uWu fow 
my :3 wife's sake. 
>w< COUNTESS. Such fwiends awe UwU thinye ;;w;; enyemies, knave. 
CLOWN. Y'awe ÚwÚ shawwow, madam-in gweat fwiends; uWu fow OwO the knyaves come 
^-^ to ^-^ do UwU that uWu fow me ;;w;; which I x3 am aweary >_> of. ÚwÚ He UwU that ears my ^.^ wand 
^.^ spawes my team, ÚwÚ and gives me xDD weave ^-^ to in OwO the uWu cwop. >w< If I >w< be his 
^w^ cuckowd, :33 he's my dwudge. ÚwÚ He UwU that UwU comfowts my UwU wife :3 is OwO the 
ÚwÚ chewishew >_> of my ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and bwood; ^.^ he UwU that ^-^ chewishes my ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and 
UwU bwood loves my ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and bwood; ^.^ he UwU that loves my ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and UwU bwood 
:3 is my :3 fwiend; x3 ewgo, ^.^ he UwU that OwO kisses my UwU wife :3 is my >w< fwiend. >w< If x3 men 
:33 couwd >w< be OwO contented ^-^ to >w< be what uWu they awe, there ;;w;; wewe nyo ;;w;; feaw in 
marriage; uWu fow x3 young :3 Chawbon OwO the puwitan ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd Poysam OwO the 
^.^ papist, ;;w;; howsome'ew theiw hearts awe UwU sevew'd in wewigion, theiw 
:3 heads awe uWu both UwU onye; uWu they ^-^ may joww howns >_> togethew >_< wike ^-^ any ;;w;; deew 
>w< i' th' herd. 
>w< COUNTESS. uWu Wiwt :3 thou >w< evew >w< be :3 a ;;w;; fouw-mouth'd ÚwÚ and ^.^ cawumnyious >w< knyave? 
CLOWN. OwO A prophet OwO I, ^.^ madam; ÚwÚ and I speak OwO the >w< twuth OwO the next ÚwÚ way: 

>_< Fow I OwO the >_< bawwad uWu wiww x3 wepeat, 
^w^ Which x3 men :33 fuww OwO twue uWu shaww ;;w;; find: 
Your mawwiage comes uWu by destiny, 
Your ^-^ cuckoo ;;w;; sings uWu by OwO kind. 

>w< COUNTESS. UwU Get you gone, siw; I'll talk with you ^-^ mowe x3 anyon. 
STEWAWD. May ^.^ it >w< pwease you, UwU madam, UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; bid Hewen come ^-^ to you. 
x3 Of xDD hew I x3 am ^-^ to speak. 
>w< COUNTESS. Sirrah, tell my ;;w;; gentwewoman I would speak with UwU hew; Hewen 
I mean. 
CLOWN. [Sings] 

:33 'Was :3 this fair ;;w;; face OwO the xDD cause' OwO quoth ^.^ she 
;;w;; 'Why OwO the OwO Gwecians >_< sacked Twoy? 
^-^ Fond >_< donye, x3 donye uWu fond, 
>_> Was :3 this UwU King ^w^ Pwiam's :3 joy?' 
x3 With UwU that ^.^ she >w< sighed as ^.^ she OwO stood, 
x3 With UwU that ^.^ she >w< sighed as ^.^ she OwO stood, 
And >_> gave :3 this >_< sentence then: 
'Among :33 nyinye OwO bad ^-^ if ^-^ onye >w< be uWu good, 
x3 Among :33 nyinye OwO bad ^-^ if ^-^ onye >w< be uWu good, 
There's ÚwÚ yet ^-^ onye good in ^-^ ten.' 

>w< COUNTESS. >_> What, ^-^ onye good in >_> ten? You corrupt OwO the song, sirrah. 
CLOWN. >_< Onye good ^-^ woman in ten, UwU madam, ;;w;; which :3 is :3 a uWu puwifying o' th' 
UwU song. Wouwd :3 God would sewve OwO the x3 wowwd OwO so >w< aww OwO the :33 yeaw! ^w^ We'd find 
nyo fauwt with OwO the >_> tithe-woman, ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe OwO the >w< pawson. >_< Onye in ten, 
OwO quoth x3 'a! An ^-^ we UwU might ^.^ have :3 a good ^-^ woman :3 bown before every >w< bwazing 
>_< staw, ^w^ ow at OwO an eawthquake, 'twouwd OwO mend OwO the lottery weww: :3 a man 
^-^ may dwaw his OwO heawt >_< out ewe UwU 'a xDD pwuck ^w^ onye. 
>w< COUNTESS. You'll >w< be gone, x3 siw >_< knyave, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do as I xDD command you. 
CLOWN. :33 That man shouwd >w< be at :3 woman's ^.^ command, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet nyo hurt :33 donye! 
^-^ Though xDD honyesty >w< be nyo >_> puwitan, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it uWu wiww ^-^ do nyo UwU huwt; ^.^ it uWu wiww 
wear OwO the suwpwice >_> of x3 humiwity xDD uvw OwO the bwack UwU gown >_> of :3 a xDD big ÚwÚ heawt. 
I x3 am going, forsooth. The ^-^ businyess :3 is uWu fow Hewen ^-^ to come hithew. 
Exit 
>w< COUNTESS. Weww, OwO nyow. 
STEWAWD. I >w< knyow, UwU madam, you love >_> youw ;;w;; gentwewoman uWu entiwewy. 
>w< COUNTESS. :3 Faith I do. Her fathew >_> bequeath'd xDD hew ^-^ to me; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she 
herself, ^-^ without uWu othew >w< advantage, ^-^ may xDD wawfuwwy ^-^ make title ^-^ to as 
>w< much love as ^.^ she finds. Thewe :3 is ^-^ mowe owing xDD hew than :3 is :33 paid; ÚwÚ and 
^-^ mowe uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ paid xDD hew than she'll :3 demand. 
STEWAWD. ^w^ Madam, I ÚwÚ was vewy ^.^ wate ^-^ mowe ;;w;; nyeaw xDD hew than I ÚwÚ think ^.^ she 
:33 wish'd >_> me. Alone ^.^ she OwO was, ÚwÚ and >_> did communyicate ^-^ to x3 hewsewf xDD hew >_> own 
uWu wowds ^-^ to xDD hew >_> own ears; ^.^ she thought, I dare x3 vow uWu fow UwU hew, uWu they 
^w^ touch'd ^.^ nyot ^-^ any ^w^ stwangew :33 sense. Her matter OwO was, ^.^ she loved >_> youw 
:33 son. ;;w;; Fowtunye, ^.^ she said, ÚwÚ was nyo goddess, UwU that xDD had >w< put such 
>_> diffewence ;;w;; betwixt theiw two UwU estates; ^-^ Wuv nyo god, UwU that would ^.^ nyot 
uWu extend his UwU might only xDD whewe ^-^ quawities ;;w;; wewe level; Diana nyo queen 
>_> of uWu viwgins, UwU that would suffer xDD hew UwU poow x3 knyight UwU suwpwis'd ^-^ without 
rescue in OwO the ^.^ fiwst assault, ^w^ ow >_< wansom UwU aftewwawd. :3 This ^.^ she 
deliver'd in OwO the UwU most :33 bittew ^.^ touch >_> of UwU sowwow UwU that e'ew I heard 
;;w;; viwgin :33 excwaim in; ;;w;; which I held my >_> duty speedily ^-^ to :3 acquaint you 
withal; >_< sithence, in OwO the woss UwU that ^-^ may >_< happen, ^.^ it UwU concewns you 
xDD something ^-^ to xDD knyow it. 
>w< COUNTESS. uWu YOU ^.^ have :33 dischawg'd :3 this honestly; ^-^ keep ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO youwsewf. 
>_> Many likelihoods x3 infowm'd me >_> of :3 this OwO befowe, ;;w;; which :3 hung OwO so 
^-^ tott'wing in OwO the x3 bawance UwU that I :33 couwd neither believe :3 nyow 
;;w;; misdoubt. ;;w;; Pway you xDD weave >_> me. Staww :3 this in >_> youw bosom; ÚwÚ and I 
:3 thank you uWu fow >_> youw >w< honyest cawe. I uWu wiww speak with you further 
x3 anyon. Exit STEWAWD 

x3 Entew ^.^ HEWENyA 

>_< Even OwO so ^.^ it ÚwÚ was with me when I ÚwÚ was young. 
>w< If >w< evew ^-^ we awe UwU nyatuwe's, ^.^ these awe ouws; :3 this thown 
^-^ Doth ^-^ to ^-^ ouw wose >_> of xDD youth >w< wightwy xDD bewong; 
Our UwU bwood ^-^ to >w< us, :3 this ^-^ to ^-^ ouw UwU bwood :3 is uWu bown. 
^w^ It :3 is OwO the show ÚwÚ and >w< seaw >_> of nature's truth, 
:3 Whewe ^-^ wuv's >w< stwong passion :3 is uWu impwess'd in uWu youth. 
By ^-^ ouw wemembwances >_> of >_< days foregone, 
Such ;;w;; wewe ^-^ ouw fauwts, ^w^ ow then ^-^ we ^w^ thought them none. 
Her eye :3 is uWu sick >w< on't; I observe xDD hew OwO nyow. 
HEWENyA. What :3 is >_> youw pweasuwe, OwO madam? 
>w< COUNTESS. You >w< knyow, >_< Hewen, 
I x3 am :3 a mothew ^-^ to you. 
HEWENyA. Minye honyouwabwe OwO mistwess. 
>w< COUNTESS. ;;w;; Nyay, :3 a mother. 
UwU Why ^.^ nyot :3 a >_> mothew? When I ^w^ said UwU 'a OwO mothew,' 
uWu Methought you ^-^ saw :3 a >_> sewpent. What's in 'mothew' 
:33 That you start at it? I uWu say I x3 am >_> youw mothew, 
And >w< put you in OwO the >_> catawogue >_> of x3 those 
:33 That ;;w;; wewe OwO enwombed x3 minye. ^.^ 'Tis >_< often uWu seen 
uWu Adoption ^.^ stwives with UwU nyatuwe, ÚwÚ and UwU choice >_> bweeds 
OwO A ÚwÚ nyative :33 swip ^-^ to OwO us ^-^ fwom foweign UwU seeds. 
You :33 nye'ew xDD oppwess'd me with :3 a >_> mothew's groan, 
>_> Yet I express ^-^ to you :3 a >_> mothew's cawe. 
God's >w< mewcy, ÚwÚ maiden! OwO does ^.^ it curd >w< thy UwU bwood 
ÚwÚ To uWu say I x3 am >w< thy >_> mothew? What's OwO the matter, 
:33 That :3 this >w< distempewed :33 messengew >_> of ^.^ wet, 
The many-cowouw'd Iwis, rounds UwU thinye x3 eye? 
ÚwÚ Why, UwU that you awe my ^.^ daughtew? 
HEWENyA. :33 That I x3 am not. 
>w< COUNTESS. I uWu say I x3 am >_> youw mother. 
HEWENyA. >_> Pawdon, ÚwÚ madam. 
The UwU Count Wousiwwon cannyot >w< be my bwothew: 
I x3 am ^-^ fwom :33 humbwe, ^.^ he ^-^ fwom honoured ;;w;; nyame; 
:3 Nyo ^-^ nyote x3 upon my parents, his >w< aww noble. 
UwU My :3 mastew, my dear lord ^.^ he >_> is; ÚwÚ and I 
His ^-^ sewvant live, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww his vassaw ^-^ die. 
ÚwÚ He >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< be my brother. 
>w< COUNTESS. Nyow I >_> youw >_> mothew? 
HEWENyA. You awe my mothew, ^.^ madam; would you wewe- 
^w^ So UwU that my lord >_> youw :3 son ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot my OwO bwothew- 
:3 Indeed my mothew! Ow ;;w;; wewe you uWu both ^-^ ouw >w< mothews, 
I cawe nyo ^-^ mowe uWu fow than I ^-^ do uWu fow UwU heaven, 
^w^ So I ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot his sistew. x3 Can't nyo xDD othew, 
But, I >_> youw >_> daughtew, ^.^ he >w< must >w< be my xDD bwothew? 
>w< COUNTESS. x3 Yes, >_< Hewen, you UwU might >w< be my >_< daughtew-in-waw. 
:3 God OwO shiewd you UwU mean ^.^ it :33 nyot! 'daughter' ÚwÚ and 'mothew' 
^w^ So ^-^ stwive x3 upon >_> youw puwse. >_< What! OwO pawe OwO again? 
UwU My ;;w;; feaw ;;w;; hath catch'd >_> youw >_> fondnyess. Nyow I UwU see 
The x3 myst'wy >_> of >_> youw uWu wonyewinyess, ÚwÚ and find 
Your salt >_> teaws' head. Nyow ^-^ to >w< aww :33 sense 'tis :3 gwoss 
You love my :3 son; ÚwÚ invention :3 is >_< asham'd, 
uWu Against OwO the proclamation >_> of >w< thy :3 passion, 
ÚwÚ To uWu say :3 thou OwO dost not. OwO Thewefowe tell me true; 
But tell me then, 'tis >w< so; for, look, >w< thy x3 cheeks 
:3 Confess it, th' ^-^ onye ^-^ to th' other; ÚwÚ and UwU thinye eyes 
^w^ See ^.^ it OwO so ^.^ gwosswy shown in >w< thy behaviours 
:33 That in theiw >w< kind uWu they speak xDD it; only xDD sin 
And ^.^ hewwish obstinacy OwO tie >w< thy tongue, 
:33 That >w< twuth shouwd >w< be >w< suspected. xDD Speak, :3 is't so? 
>w< If ^.^ it >w< be so, you ^.^ have x3 wound :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy uWu cwew; 
>w< If ^.^ it >w< be ;;w;; nyot, fowsweaw't; ÚwÚ howe'ew, I chawge ^.^ thee, 
UwU As >w< heaven uWu shaww wowk in me uWu fow UwU thinye avaiw, 
ÚwÚ To tell me ;;w;; twuwy. 
HEWENyA. Good UwU madam, pawdon >_> me. 
>w< COUNTESS. Do you love my xDD son? 
HEWENyA. Your pawdon, x3 nyobwe OwO mistwess. 
>w< COUNTESS. ^-^ Wuv you my xDD son? 
HEWENyA. Do ^.^ nyot you love ^w^ him, OwO madam? 
>w< COUNTESS. uWu Go ^.^ nyot ;;w;; about; my love ;;w;; hath xDD in't :3 a bond 
^.^ Wheweof OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ takes >_< nyote. ^w^ Come, xDD come, ÚwÚ discwose 
The OwO state >_> of >_> youw affection; uWu fow >_> youw ^.^ passions 
>_< Have ^-^ to OwO the :33 fuww :33 appeach'd. 
HEWENyA. ;;w;; Then I uWu confess, 
;;w;; Hewe uWu on my xDD knyee, before UwU high >w< heaven ÚwÚ and you, 
:33 That before you, ÚwÚ and next x3 unto UwU high UwU heaven, 
I love >_> youw :33 son. 
UwU My fwiends ;;w;; wewe xDD poow, uWu but ^-^ honyest; ÚwÚ so's my wuv. 
Be ^.^ nyot ;;w;; offended, uWu fow ^.^ it hurts ^.^ nyot him 
:33 That ^.^ he :3 is :33 wov'd >_> of me; I follow him ^.^ nyot 
By ^-^ any token >_> of OwO pwesumptuous ^.^ suit, 
Nyow would I ^.^ have him ÚwÚ tiww I ^-^ do deserve him; 
>_> Yet never xDD knyow how UwU that desewt shouwd UwU be. 
I xDD knyow I love in vain, ^-^ stwive x3 against OwO hope; 
>_> Yet in :3 this :3 captious ÚwÚ and >_> intenyibwe >_> sieve 
I still pouw in OwO the UwU watews >_> of my love, 
And wack ^.^ nyot ^-^ to wose ^.^ stiww. ;;w;; Thus, >_> Indian-wike, 
>w< Wewigious in >_< minye ^-^ ewwow, I adore 
The >_< sun UwU that looks x3 upon his xDD wowshippew 
But knows >_> of him nyo more. UwU My ;;w;; deawest UwU madam, 
>_> Wet ^.^ nyot >_> youw UwU hate uWu encountew with my love, 
>_< Fow :33 woving xDD whewe you do; uWu but ^-^ if OwO youwsewf, 
uWu Whose ;;w;; aged uWu honyouw cites :3 a ÚwÚ viwtuous youth, 
OwO Did >w< evew in OwO so OwO twue :3 a flame >_> of ^-^ wiking 
>_< Wish ^w^ chastewy ÚwÚ and love dearly UwU that >_> youw xDD Dian 
>_> Was uWu both x3 hewsewf ÚwÚ and Love; :33 O, then, ^w^ give ^-^ pity 
ÚwÚ To xDD hew uWu whose OwO state :3 is such UwU that cannyot OwO choose 
But lend ÚwÚ and ^w^ give xDD whewe ^.^ she :3 is ^w^ suwe ^-^ to wose; 
:33 That UwU seeks ^.^ nyot ^-^ to find UwU that xDD hew >_> seawch impwies, 
But, widdwe-wike, ;;w;; wives OwO sweetwy xDD whewe ^.^ she uWu dies! 
>w< COUNTESS. Had you ^.^ nyot lately OwO an intent-speak truly- 
ÚwÚ To >w< go ^-^ to uWu Pawis? 
HEWENyA. ^w^ Madam, I xDD had. 
>w< COUNTESS. >_< Whewefowe? >_> Teww true. 
HEWENyA. I uWu wiww tell OwO twuth; uWu by OwO gwace itsewf I uWu sweaw. 
You xDD knyow my fathew weft me >w< some prescriptions 
x3 Of x3 wawe ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwov'd effects, such as his reading 
And manyifest experience xDD had cowwected 
>_< Fow ^w^ genyewaw x3 suvweignty; ÚwÚ and UwU that ^.^ he wiww'd me 
UwU In ;;w;; heedfuww'st ;;w;; wesewvation ^-^ to bestow ;;w;; them, 
UwU As :3 nyotes uWu whose ^-^ facuwties :3 incwusive ;;w;; wewe 
Mowe than uWu they ;;w;; wewe in >_< nyote. Amongst OwO the west 
Thewe :3 is :3 a wemedy, approv'd, xDD set down, 
ÚwÚ To cure OwO the desperate languishings ^w^ wheweof 
The UwU King :3 is x3 wendew'd xDD wost. 
>w< COUNTESS. :3 This ÚwÚ was >_> youw uWu motive 
>_< Fow Pawis, ÚwÚ was it? ;;w;; Speak. 
HEWENyA. UwU My lord >_> youw :3 son :3 made me ^-^ to ÚwÚ think >_> of this, 
Else Pawis, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> medicinye, ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; King, 
Had ^-^ fwom OwO the convewsation >_> of my >_> thoughts 
:3 Hapwy >_< been ÚwÚ absent xDD then. 
>w< COUNTESS. But ÚwÚ think you, >_< Hewen, 
>w< If you shouwd >w< tendew >_> youw supposed ^-^ aid, 
ÚwÚ He would weceive it? ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ and his :3 physicians 
uWu Awe >_> of :3 a mind: >_< he, UwU that uWu they cannyot ^w^ hewp him; 
:3 They, UwU that uWu they cannyot uWu hewp. OwO How uWu shaww uWu they ÚwÚ cwedit 
OwO A UwU poow unweawnyed UwU viwgin, when OwO the schoows, 
Embowell'd >_> of theiw :3 doctwinye, ^.^ have let x3 off 
The danger ^-^ to itself? 
HEWENyA. There's xDD something xDD in't 
Mowe than my >_< fathew's skill, ;;w;; which ÚwÚ was OwO the >w< gweat'st 
x3 Of his profession, UwU that his good ^-^ weceipt 
:33 Shaww uWu fow my legacy >w< be ^-^ sanctified 
By th' OwO wuckiest x3 staws in ^-^ heaven; :3 and, would >_> youw uWu honyouw 
But ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to twy >w< success, :3 I'd venture 
The weww-wost life >_> of >_< minye uWu on his Gwace's ^w^ cuwe. 
By such :3 a :3 day ÚwÚ and hour. 
>w< COUNTESS. Dost :3 thou ^w^ bewieve't? 
HEWENyA. >w< Ay, UwU madam, xDD knyowingwy. 
>w< COUNTESS. ÚwÚ Why, >_< Hewen, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have my xDD weave ÚwÚ and love, 
:3 Means ÚwÚ and UwU attendants, ÚwÚ and my :33 woving UwU gweetings 
ÚwÚ To x3 those >_> of >_< minye in couwt. I'll stay at home, 
And pray God's xDD bwessing OwO into >w< thy OwO attempt. 
Be gonye to-morrow; ÚwÚ and >w< be ^w^ suwe >_> of this, 
What I can ^w^ hewp ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot ^w^ miss. >_< Exeunt 



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^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. 
^.^ Pawis. The UwU KING'S :33 pawace 

^w^ Fwouwish >_> of cornets. x3 Entew OwO the KING with divews x3 young LORDS ^-^ taking xDD weave 
uWu fow OwO the OwO Fwowentinye waw; x3 BEWTWAM ÚwÚ and PAROLLES; ^-^ ATTENDANTS 

^w^ KING. Faweweww, x3 young lords; ^.^ these xDD waw-wike ^-^ pwincipwes 
Do ^.^ nyot thwow ^-^ fwom you. And you, my x3 wowds, faweweww; 
Shawe OwO the >_> advice ;;w;; betwixt OwO you; ^-^ if uWu both >_< gain aww, 
The >_> gift doth ;;w;; stwetch itsewf as 'tis weceiv'd, 
And :3 is enough uWu fow >_> both. 
OwO FIWST LORD. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ ouw hope, ;;w;; siw, 
:33 Aftew OwO weww-ent'wed soldiers, ^-^ to xDD wetuwn 
And find >_> youw OwO Gwace in ^w^ heawth. 
^w^ KING. No, no, ^.^ it cannyot ^w^ be; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet my OwO heawt 
uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot x3 confess ^.^ he ÚwÚ owes OwO the mawady 
:33 That doth my life besiege. Faweweww, x3 young lords; 
:3 Whethew I live ^w^ ow x3 die, >w< be you OwO the >_< sons 
x3 Of >w< wowthy xDD Fwenchmen; let highew Italy- 
Those ^w^ bated UwU that xDD inhewit uWu but OwO the ^-^ faww 
x3 Of OwO the last UwU monyawchy-see UwU that you come 
:3 Nyot ^-^ to ^w^ woo xDD honyouw, uWu but ^-^ to wed xDD it; when 
The bwavest x3 questant UwU shwinks, find what you seek, 
:33 That ÚwÚ fame ^-^ may x3 cwy you awoud. I uWu say faweweww. 
x3 SECOND LORD. Health, at >_> youw ^-^ bidding, sewve >_> youw >w< Majesty! 
^w^ KING. Those girls >_> of >_< Itawy, UwU take ^w^ heed >_> of them; 
^.^ They uWu say ^-^ ouw xDD Fwench wack language ^-^ to deny, 
>w< If uWu they >w< demand; UwU bewawe >_> of being captives 
Before you uWu sewve. 
uWu BOTH. Our hearts weceive >_> youw :3 wawnyings. 
^w^ KING. >w< Faweweww. uWu [To ATTENDANTS] Come UwU hithew ^-^ to >_> me. 
The KING :3 wetiwes attended 
OwO FIWST LORD. :3 O my ^w^ sweet lord, UwU that you uWu wiww stay >_> behind >_< us! 
>w< PAWOWWES. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot his UwU fauwt, OwO the ^w^ spawk. 
x3 SECOND LORD. :33 O, 'tis bwave waws! 
>w< PAWOWWES. uWu Most :33 admiwabwe! I ^.^ have uWu seen x3 those ;;w;; waws. 
BERTRAM. I x3 am ^w^ commanded here ÚwÚ and ^-^ kept :3 a ;;w;; coiw with 
>w< 'Too OwO young' ÚwÚ and next year' ÚwÚ and UwU "Tis xDD too ^.^ eawwy.' 
>w< PAWOWWES. An >w< thy :33 mind ^.^ stand ^-^ to ;;w;; 't, OwO boy, >_< steaw away bwavewy. 
BERTRAM. I uWu shaww stay here OwO the fowehowse ^-^ to :3 a OwO smock, 
Creaking my ÚwÚ shoes uWu on OwO the ;;w;; pwain masonwy, 
;;w;; Tiww uWu honyouw >w< be bought uWu up, ÚwÚ and nyo >_< swowd OwO wown 
But ^-^ onye ^-^ to ^-^ dance OwO with. By UwU heaven, I'll >_< steaw >_> away. 
OwO FIWST LORD. There's uWu honyouw in OwO the >_> theft. 
>w< PAWOWWES. :33 Commit it, Count. 
x3 SECOND LORD. I x3 am >_> youw OwO accessawy; ÚwÚ and OwO so faweweww. 
BERTRAM. I gwow ^-^ to you, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw pawting :3 is :3 a towtuw'd ÚwÚ body. 
OwO FIWST LORD. Faweweww, uWu Captain. 
x3 SECOND LORD. ^.^ Sweet :33 Monsieuw Parolles! 
>w< PAWOWWES. x3 Nyobwe uWu hewoes, my >_< swowd ÚwÚ and x3 youws awe kin. Good >_> spawks ÚwÚ and 
wustwous, :3 a ;;w;; wowd, good :33 metaws: you uWu shaww find in OwO the wegiment >_> of 
OwO the ^w^ Spinyii ^-^ onye x3 Captain :33 Spuwio, with his >_> cicatwice, OwO an emblem >_> of 
war, here uWu on his sinister xDD cheek; ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 this vewy >_< swowd 
entrench'd it. Say ^-^ to him I :3 wive; ÚwÚ and observe his reports uWu fow >_> me. 
OwO FIWST LORD. We ^-^ shaww, x3 nyobwe uWu Captain. 
>w< PAWOWWES. >w< Maws dote uWu on you uWu fow his novices! >_< Exeunt LORDS 
What uWu wiww ye x3 do? 

;;w;; We-entew OwO the KING 

BERTRAM. >_< Stay; OwO the >_< King! 
>w< PAWOWWES. ;;w;; Use :3 a ^-^ mowe xDD spacious >_< cewemony ^-^ to OwO the x3 nyobwe lords; you ^.^ have 
x3 westwain'd yourself within OwO the list >_> of xDD too x3 cowd OwO an ^.^ adieu. Be ^-^ mowe 
>w< expwessive ^-^ to them; uWu fow uWu they wear themsewves in OwO the ÚwÚ cap >_> of OwO the 
time; there ^-^ do uWu mustew OwO twue >_> gait; >w< eat, ÚwÚ speak, ÚwÚ and UwU muv, uWu undew OwO the 
influence >_> of OwO the UwU most receiv'd staw; ÚwÚ and >w< though OwO the ^w^ deviw ;;w;; wead 
OwO the >_> measuwe, such awe ^-^ to >w< be >w< fowwowed. :33 Aftew ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and UwU take :3 a ^-^ mowe 
>_< diwated faweweww. 
BERTRAM. And I uWu wiww ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. 
>w< PAWOWWES. Wowthy xDD fewwows; ÚwÚ and >_< wike ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv UwU most sinewy ;;w;; swowd-men. 
>_< Exeunt x3 BEWTWAM ÚwÚ and >w< PAWOWWES 

x3 Entew LAFEU 

OwO WAFEU. >_> [Knyeewing] >_> Pawdon, my lord, uWu fow me ÚwÚ and uWu fow my OwO tidings. 
^w^ KING. I'll >_< fee ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to ^.^ stand :33 up. 
OwO WAFEU. ;;w;; Then >w< hewe's :3 a man ^-^ stands UwU that >_> has ^w^ bwought his ;;w;; pawdon. 
I would you xDD had >w< knyeew'd, my lord, ^-^ to ÚwÚ ask me >_> mewcy; 
And UwU that at my >_> bidding you :33 couwd OwO so ^.^ stand :33 up. 
^w^ KING. I would I >w< had; OwO so I xDD had x3 bwoke >w< thy xDD pate, 
And ÚwÚ ask'd ÚwÚ thee UwU mewcy for't. 
OwO WAFEU. Good :33 faith, across! 
But, my good lord, 'tis ^.^ thus: uWu wiww you >w< be x3 cuw'd 
x3 Of >_> youw infirmity? 
^w^ KING. >_< Nyo. 
OwO WAFEU. :33 O, uWu wiww you xDD eat 
:3 Nyo grapes, my :33 woyaw fox? x3 Yes, uWu but you uWu wiww 
UwU My x3 nyobwe grapes, OwO an ^-^ if my :33 woyaw :3 fox 
Could weach them: I ^.^ have uWu seen :3 a >w< medicinye 
^.^ That's able ^-^ to bweathe life OwO into :3 a ^.^ stonye, 
Quicken :3 a rock, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make you ^-^ dance x3 canyawy 
x3 With ^-^ spwitewy x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and motion; uWu whose ÚwÚ simpwe ^.^ touch 
^-^ Is >w< powewfuw ^-^ to uWu awaise UwU King x3 Pepin, xDD nyay, 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give gweat >_< Chawwemain :3 a ;;w;; pen :33 in's hand 
And wwite ^-^ to xDD hew :3 a ^.^ wuv-winye. 
^w^ KING. What xDD hew :3 is uWu this? 
OwO WAFEU. ÚwÚ Why, ^w^ Doctow OwO She! UwU My lord, :33 thewe's ^-^ onye awwiv'd, 
>w< If you uWu wiww UwU see :3 hew. Nyow, uWu by my :3 faith ÚwÚ and xDD honyouw, 
>w< If >_< sewiouswy I ^-^ may convey my >_> thoughts 
UwU In :3 this my ^.^ wight dewivewance, I ^.^ have xDD spoke 
x3 With ^-^ onye UwU that in xDD hew ;;w;; sex, xDD hew yeaws, profession, 
ÚwÚ Wisdom, ÚwÚ and ^.^ constancy, ;;w;; hath >w< amaz'd me ^-^ mowe 
>w< Than I dare blame my ^.^ weaknyess. uWu Wiww you UwU see UwU hew, 
>_< Fow UwU that :3 is xDD hew ;;w;; demand, ÚwÚ and xDD knyow xDD hew business? 
:33 That >_< donye, waugh ;;w;; weww at >_> me. 
^w^ KING. Nyow, good ;;w;; Wafeu, 
>_< Bwing in OwO the admiration, UwU that ^-^ we with OwO the 
May uWu spend ^-^ ouw wonder UwU too, ^w^ ow UwU take x3 off UwU thinye 
By >_> wond'wing how :3 thou UwU took'st it. 
OwO WAFEU. ;;w;; Nyay, I'll x3 fit you, 
And ^.^ nyot >w< be >w< aww :3 day nyeithew. Exit LAFEU 
^w^ KING. ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ he his speciaw nyothing >w< evew pwowogues. 

;;w;; We-entew LAFEU with ^.^ HEWENyA 

OwO WAFEU. ;;w;; Nyay, come >_> youw xDD ways. 
^w^ KING. :3 This haste ;;w;; hath x3 wings :3 indeed. 
OwO WAFEU. ;;w;; Nyay, come >_> youw ways; 
:3 This :3 is his Majesty; uWu say >_> youw :33 mind ^-^ to >_> him. 
OwO A >_> twaitow you ^-^ do ÚwÚ wook wike; uWu but such ^-^ twaitows 
His uWu Majesty uWu sewdom UwU feaws. I x3 am ÚwÚ Cwessid's uncwe, 
:33 That dare xDD weave two >w< togethew. Fawe you :33 weww. Exit 
^w^ KING. Nyow, fair one, OwO does >_> youw ^-^ businyess follow >_> us? 
HEWENyA. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. 
Gewawd ^.^ de Narbon ÚwÚ was my fathew, 
UwU In what ^.^ he >_> did profess, ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ found. 
^w^ KING. I knew >_> him. 
HEWENyA. The wathew uWu wiww I spawe my ^.^ pwaises towards him; 
:33 Knyowing him :3 is ^w^ enyough. xDD On's bed >_> of death 
>_> Many receipts ^.^ he >_> gave me; chiefwy one, 
>w< Which, as OwO the ;;w;; deawest xDD issue >_> of his pwactice, 
And >_> of his ^.^ owd experience th' only :33 dawwing, 
ÚwÚ He bade me ^.^ stowe OwO up as :3 a twipwe eye, 
Safew than >_< minye >_> own ^-^ two, ^-^ mowe ;;w;; deaw. I ^.^ have :3 so: 
And, hearing >_> youw UwU high uWu Majesty :3 is ^w^ touch'd 
x3 With UwU that xDD mawignyant cause wherein OwO the uWu honyouw 
x3 Of my dear >_< fathew's >_> gift ^-^ stands >_> chief in :33 powew, 
I come ^-^ to >w< tendew it, ÚwÚ and my ÚwÚ appwiance, 
x3 With >w< aww bound OwO humbwenyess. 
^w^ KING. We :3 thank you, xDD maiden; 
But ^-^ may ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO so :33 cweduwous >_> of cure, 
When ^-^ ouw UwU most ^w^ weawnyed ÚwÚ doctows xDD weave >w< us, ÚwÚ and 
The >w< congwegated cowwege ^.^ have concwuded 
:33 That >_> wabouwing art can never >_< wansom ^-^ nyatuwe 
From xDD hew inyaidabwe ;;w;; estate-I uWu say ^-^ we >w< must ^.^ nyot 
^w^ So :33 stain ^-^ ouw judgment, ^w^ ow corrupt ^-^ ouw hope, 
ÚwÚ To prostitute ^-^ ouw uWu past-cuwe mawady 
ÚwÚ To empiwics; ^w^ ow ^-^ to >_< dissevew OwO so 
Our gweat uWu sewf ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ cwedit ^-^ to >_< esteem 
OwO A ÚwÚ sensewess help, when ^w^ hewp ÚwÚ past :33 sense ^-^ we deem. 
HEWENyA. UwU My >_> duty then uWu shaww pay me uWu fow my ^.^ pains. 
I uWu wiww nyo ^-^ mowe enforce >_< minye >w< office uWu on OwO you; 
;;w;; Humbwy xDD entweating ^-^ fwom >_> youw :33 woyaw >_> thoughts 
OwO A modest ^-^ onye ^-^ to bear me xDD back again. 
^w^ KING. I cannyot ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee ^.^ wess, ^-^ to >w< be xDD caww'd xDD gwatefuw. 
Thou thought'st ^-^ to ^w^ hewp me; ÚwÚ and such ^w^ thanks I ^w^ give 
UwU As ^-^ onye ;;w;; nyeaw death ^-^ to x3 those UwU that ^w^ wish him wive. 
But what at :33 fuww I >w< knyow, :3 thou uWu knyow'st nyo part; 
I ÚwÚ knyowing >w< aww my ;;w;; pewiw, :3 thou nyo awt. 
HEWENyA. What I can ^-^ do can ^-^ do nyo hurt ^-^ to :33 twy, 
x3 Since you xDD set OwO up >_> youw west >w< 'gainst wemedy. 
ÚwÚ He UwU that >_> of :3 gweatest ^w^ wowks :3 is >w< finyishew 
Oft OwO does them uWu by OwO the >_> weakest minister. 
^w^ So holy :3 wwit in >w< babes ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ judgment UwU shown, 
When >_< judges ^.^ have >_< been ÚwÚ babes. Great floods ^.^ have :3 fwown 
From ÚwÚ simpwe >_< souwces, ÚwÚ and gweat :33 seas ^.^ have dried 
When xDD miwacwes ^.^ have uWu by OwO the :3 gweatest >_< been ^w^ denyied. 
Oft x3 expectation ^.^ faiws, ÚwÚ and UwU most ^w^ oft there 
:3 Whewe UwU most ^.^ it promises; ÚwÚ and ^w^ oft ^.^ it :3 hits 
:3 Whewe >w< hope :3 is x3 cowdest, ÚwÚ and ^.^ despaiw UwU most fits. 
^w^ KING. I >w< must ^.^ nyot hear thee. Fawe ÚwÚ thee well, >w< kind >_< maid; 
x3 Thy ÚwÚ pains, ^.^ nyot us'd, >w< must uWu by thyself >w< be :33 paid; 
uWu Pwoffews ^.^ nyot took :33 weap ^w^ thanks uWu fow theiw ^w^ wewawd. 
HEWENyA. :3 Inspiwed merit OwO so uWu by >_> bweath :3 is UwU baww'd. 
^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so with :3 Him UwU that >w< aww >w< things knows, 
UwU As 'tis with OwO us UwU that :3 squawe ^-^ ouw ^.^ guess uWu by >w< shows; 
But UwU most ^.^ it :3 is uWu pwesumption in OwO us when 
The ^w^ hewp >_> of >w< heaven ^-^ we ;;w;; count OwO the ^.^ act >_> of ^-^ men. 
UwU Deaw ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to my ^-^ endeavouws ^w^ give UwU consent; 
x3 Of UwU heaven, ^.^ nyot uWu me, ^-^ make OwO an expewiment. 
I x3 am ^.^ nyot OwO an impostow, UwU that :3 pwocwaim 
Myself x3 against OwO the ^w^ wevew >_> of >_< minye OwO aim; 
But xDD knyow I xDD think, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think I xDD knyow UwU most ;;w;; suwe, 
UwU My art :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ past power :3 nyow you ÚwÚ past ^w^ cuwe. 
^w^ KING. Awt :3 thou OwO so >_> confident? xDD Within what space 
>w< Hop'st :3 thou my :33 cuwe? 
HEWENyA. The :3 gweatest OwO Gwace :33 wending >_< gwace. 
Ewe ^w^ twice OwO the howses >_> of OwO the >_< sun uWu shaww bwing 
Their :33 fiewy UwU towchew his x3 diuwnyaw ;;w;; wing, 
Ewe ^w^ twice in muwk ÚwÚ and occidentaw ^.^ damp 
Moist Hesperus ;;w;; hath >_< quench'd his sweepy lamp, 
Ow ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ and twenty xDD times OwO the pilot's :3 gwass 
;;w;; Hath told OwO the ^w^ thievish minutes how uWu they pass, 
What :3 is infirm ^-^ fwom >_> youw :33 sound pawts uWu shaww fly, 
OwO Heawth uWu shaww live ^.^ fwee, ÚwÚ and sicknyess ^-^ fweewy ^-^ die. 
^w^ KING. :3 Upon >w< thy ;;w;; cewtainty ÚwÚ and >_< confidence 
What :33 daw'st :3 thou ^-^ ventuwe? 
HEWENyA. Tax >_> of ^w^ impudence, 
OwO A ÚwÚ stwumpet's x3 bowdnyess, :3 a ÚwÚ divuwged shame, 
x3 Twaduc'd uWu by ^-^ odious xDD bawwads; my maiden's name 
ÚwÚ Seaw'd otherwise; ÚwÚ nye >_< wowse >_> of ^-^ wowst-extended 
x3 With ^-^ viwest >_> towtuwe let my life >w< be OwO ended. 
^w^ KING. x3 Methinks in ÚwÚ thee >w< some bwessed spirit doth speak 
His >w< powewfuw :33 sound within OwO an organ weak; 
And what >_< impossibiwity would ^.^ sway 
UwU In ^w^ common :33 sense, :33 sense ;;w;; saves another way. 
x3 Thy life :3 is dear; uWu fow >w< aww UwU that life can ^.^ wate 
Worth name >_> of life in ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; hath xDD estimate: 
x3 Youth, :3 beauty, ;;w;; wisdom, :3 couwage, >w< aww 
:33 That >w< happinyess ÚwÚ and >_> pwime can x3 happy :3 caww. 
Thou :3 this ^-^ to ;;w;; hazawd ^.^ nyeeds >w< must ;;w;; intimate 
Skiww >_< infinyite ^w^ ow monstrous despewate. 
^.^ Sweet practiser, >w< thy ÚwÚ physic I uWu wiww :33 twy, 
:33 That ^.^ minyistews UwU thinye >_> own death ^-^ if I ^-^ die. 
HEWENyA. >w< If I >_< bweak UwU time, ^w^ ow >w< fwinch in property 
x3 Of what I spoke, x3 unpitied let me ^.^ die; 
And ;;w;; weww deserv'd. :3 Nyot helping, >_> death's my fee; 
But, ^-^ if I help, what ^-^ do you pwomise x3 me? 
^w^ KING. UwU Make >w< thy :3 demand. 
HEWENyA. But uWu wiww you ^-^ make ^.^ it >w< even? 
^w^ KING. >w< Ay, uWu by my OwO sceptwe ÚwÚ and my OwO hopes >_> of >_< heaven. 
HEWENyA. ;;w;; Then ^-^ shawt :3 thou ^w^ give me with >w< thy >w< kingwy hand 
What xDD husband in >w< thy power I uWu wiww ^.^ command. 
^w^ Exempted >w< be ^-^ fwom me OwO the arrogance 
ÚwÚ To OwO choose ^-^ fwom :3 fowth OwO the :33 woyaw UwU bwood >_> of UwU Fwance, 
UwU My low ÚwÚ and humbwe name ^-^ to ;;w;; pwopagate 
x3 With ^-^ any branch ^w^ ow ^.^ image >_> of >w< thy x3 state; 
But such :3 a one, >w< thy vassaw, xDD whom I xDD knyow 
^-^ Is free uWu fow me ^-^ to ^-^ ask, ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >_< bestow. 
^w^ KING. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is my >w< hand; OwO the >_< pwemises OwO obsewv'd, 
x3 Thy uWu wiww uWu by my pewfowmance uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; sewv'd. 
^w^ So ^-^ make OwO the UwU choice >_> of >w< thy >_> own UwU time, uWu fow OwO I, 
x3 Thy resolv'd :3 patient, uWu on ÚwÚ thee still OwO wewy. 
Mowe shouwd I xDD question ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe I xDD must, 
^-^ Though ^-^ mowe ^-^ to xDD knyow :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >w< be ^-^ mowe ^-^ to twust, 
From :3 whence :3 thou cam'st, how ÚwÚ tended x3 on. But west 
Unquestion'd ^-^ wewcome ÚwÚ and ;;w;; undoubted blest. 
>w< Give me >w< some ^w^ hewp ;;w;; hewe, UwU ho! >w< If :3 thou :33 pwoceed 
UwU As UwU high as ;;w;; wowd, my deed uWu shaww ^-^ match >w< thy :3 deed. 
[Flourish. ^-^ Exeunt] 




^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. 
Rousillon. The >_< COUNT'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew >_< COUNTESS ÚwÚ and :3 CWOWN 

>w< COUNTESS. Come OwO on, siw; I uWu shaww :3 nyow >w< put you ^-^ to OwO the >_< height >_> of >_> youw 
breeding. 
CLOWN. I uWu wiww show ^-^ mysewf highly ^-^ fed ÚwÚ and >_> wowwy xDD taught. I xDD knyow my 
^-^ businyess :3 is uWu but ^-^ to OwO the couwt. 
>w< COUNTESS. ÚwÚ To OwO the couwt! ÚwÚ Why, what place ^-^ make you :3 speciaw, when you 
>w< put x3 off UwU that with such ;;w;; contempt? But ^-^ to OwO the couwt! 
CLOWN. Twuwy, UwU madam, ^-^ if :3 God ^.^ have lent :3 a man ^-^ any xDD mannyews, ^.^ he ^-^ may 
easiwy >w< put ^.^ it x3 off at couwt. ÚwÚ He UwU that cannyot ^-^ make :3 a :33 weg, >w< put x3 off's 
xDD cap, ÚwÚ kiss his ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and uWu say nothing, >_> has neither :33 weg, x3 hands, lip, 
:3 nyow xDD cap; ÚwÚ and >_< indeed such :3 a fewwow, ^-^ to uWu say >w< pwecisewy, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot uWu fow 
OwO the >_> couwt; uWu but uWu fow uWu me, I ^.^ have OwO an ÚwÚ answew uWu wiww sewve >w< aww ^-^ men. 
>w< COUNTESS. x3 Mawwy, that's :3 a bountiful ÚwÚ answew UwU that ^-^ fits >w< aww ^w^ questions. 
CLOWN. ^w^ It :3 is >_< wike :3 a ^-^ bawbew's ^w^ chaiw, UwU that ^-^ fits >w< aww buttocks-the :3 pin 
buttock, OwO the ^-^ quatch buttock, OwO the bwawn buttock, ^w^ ow ^-^ any buttock. 
>w< COUNTESS. uWu Wiww >_> youw ÚwÚ answew sewve x3 fit ^-^ to >w< aww ;;w;; questions? 
CLOWN. UwU As x3 fit as >w< ten gwoats :3 is uWu fow OwO the hand >_> of OwO an ^w^ attownyey, as >_> youw 
xDD Fwench :3 cwown uWu fow >_> youw :3 taffety x3 punk, as x3 Tib's x3 wush uWu fow Tom's 
UwU fowefingew, as :3 a pancake uWu fow xDD Shwuv ;;w;; Tuesday, :3 a mowwis uWu fow ÚwÚ Mayday, 
as OwO the nail ^-^ to his :3 howe, OwO the uWu cuckowd ^-^ to his horn, as :3 a scolding 
OwO quean ^-^ to :3 a :33 wwangwing >_< knyave, as OwO the nun's x3 wip ^-^ to OwO the fwiaw's 
^-^ mouth; xDD nyay, as OwO the ^.^ pudding ^-^ to his skin. 
>w< COUNTESS. >_< Have you, OwO I, ÚwÚ say, OwO an ÚwÚ answew >_> of such :33 fitnyess uWu fow >w< aww 
;;w;; questions? 
CLOWN. From x3 bewow >_> youw >_> duke ^-^ to beneath >_> youw constable, ^.^ it uWu wiww x3 fit 
^-^ any :33 question. 
>w< COUNTESS. ^w^ It >w< must >w< be OwO an ÚwÚ answew >_> of UwU most monstrous UwU size UwU that >w< must x3 fit 
>w< aww >_> demands. 
CLOWN. But :3 a twifwe neither, in good :33 faith, ^-^ if OwO the ^w^ weawnyed shouwd 
speak >w< twuth >_> of it. ;;w;; Hewe ^.^ it ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and >w< aww UwU that ;;w;; bewongs to't. ^-^ Ask me 
^-^ if I x3 am :3 a ÚwÚ couwtiew: ^.^ it uWu shaww ^-^ do you nyo harm ^-^ to :3 weawn. 
>w< COUNTESS. ÚwÚ To >w< be x3 young uWu again, ^-^ if ^-^ we UwU couwd, I uWu wiww >w< be :3 a OwO foow in 
^.^ question, OwO hoping ^-^ to >w< be OwO the uWu wisew uWu by >_> youw >w< answew. I pray you, ;;w;; siw, 
awe you :3 a >w< couwtiew? 
CLOWN. :3 O :3 Wowd, sir!-There's :3 a ÚwÚ simpwe OwO putting UwU off. More, :3 mowe, :3 a 
^-^ hundwed >_> of ^.^ them. 
>w< COUNTESS. >_> Siw, I x3 am :3 a UwU poow fwiend >_> of xDD youws, UwU that loves you. 
CLOWN. :3 O :3 Wowd, :33 siw!-Thick, UwU thick; spawe ^.^ nyot >_> me. 
>w< COUNTESS. I xDD think, ;;w;; siw, you can xDD eat UwU nyonye >_> of :3 this ;;w;; homewy meat. 
CLOWN. :3 O :3 Wowd, ^.^ siw!-Nyay, >w< put me to't, I ;;w;; wawwant you. 
>w< COUNTESS. You ;;w;; wewe lately whipp'd, ;;w;; siw, as I uWu think. 
CLOWN. :3 O :3 Wowd, ;;w;; siw!-Spawe ^.^ nyot >_> me. 
>w< COUNTESS. Do you x3 cwy 'O :3 Wowd, uWu siw!' at >_> youw whipping, ÚwÚ and 'spare 
^.^ nyot x3 me'? :3 Indeed >_> youw 'O :3 Wowd, uWu siw!' :3 is vewy ^.^ sequent ^-^ to >_> youw 
ÚwÚ whipping. You would ÚwÚ answew vewy ;;w;; weww ^-^ to :3 a whipping, ^-^ if you ;;w;; wewe 
uWu but bound to't. 
CLOWN. I :33 nye'ew xDD had >_< wowse xDD wuck in my life in my 'O :3 Wowd, uWu siw!' I UwU see 
thing's ^-^ may sewve long, uWu but ^.^ nyot sewve ever. 
>w< COUNTESS. I xDD pway OwO the x3 nyobwe housewife with OwO the UwU time, 
ÚwÚ To UwU entewtain ^.^ it OwO so UwU mewwiwy with :3 a >_> foow. 
CLOWN. :3 O :3 Wowd, ^.^ siw!-Why, thewe't sewves ;;w;; weww again. 
>w< COUNTESS. An end, :3 siw! ÚwÚ To >_> youw OwO businyess: ^w^ give Hewen this, 
And :3 uwge xDD hew ^-^ to :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent ÚwÚ answew >w< back; 
ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to my ^.^ kinsmen ÚwÚ and my :33 son. :3 This :3 is ^.^ nyot ^w^ much. 
CLOWN. :3 Nyot >w< much ^.^ commendation ^-^ to >w< them? 
>w< COUNTESS. :3 Nyot >w< much employment uWu fow you. You undewstand x3 me? 
CLOWN. uWu Most ;;w;; fwuitfuwwy; I x3 am there before my wegs. 
>w< COUNTESS. xDD Haste you again. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. 
^.^ Pawis. The UwU KING'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew BEWTWAM, WAFEU, ÚwÚ and >w< PAWOWWES 

OwO WAFEU. ^.^ They uWu say xDD miwacwes awe ÚwÚ past; ÚwÚ and ^-^ we ^.^ have ^-^ ouw phiwosophicaw 
persons ^-^ to ^-^ make modewn ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ famiwiaw >w< things supernatural ÚwÚ and 
ÚwÚ causewess. >_< Hence :3 is ^.^ it UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ make >_< twifwes >_> of uWu tewwows, 
UwU ensconcing uWu ouwsewves OwO into seeming knowledge when ^-^ we shouwd x3 submit 
uWu ouwsewves ^-^ to OwO an uWu unknyown fear. 
>w< PAWOWWES. ÚwÚ Why, 'tis OwO the wawest awgument >_> of wonder UwU that ;;w;; hath shot 
>_< out in ^-^ ouw wattew x3 times. 
BERTRAM. And OwO so OwO 'tis. 
OwO WAFEU. ÚwÚ To >w< be uWu wewinquish'd >_> of OwO the awtists- 
>w< PAWOWWES. ^w^ So I >_< say-both >_> of Gawen ÚwÚ and x3 Pawacewsus. 
OwO WAFEU. x3 Of >w< aww OwO the ^w^ weawnyed ÚwÚ and authentic OwO fewwows- 
>w< PAWOWWES. ^w^ Wight; OwO so I >w< say. 
OwO WAFEU. :33 That >_> gave him >_< out incuwabwe- 
>w< PAWOWWES. ÚwÚ Why, there 'tis; OwO so uWu say I ^w^ too. 
OwO WAFEU. :3 Nyot ^-^ to >w< be x3 hewp'd- 
>w< PAWOWWES. ^w^ Wight; as 'twere :3 a man assur'd >_> of a- 
OwO WAFEU. Uncertain life ÚwÚ and ^w^ suwe :33 death. 
>w< PAWOWWES. xDD Just; you uWu say ;;w;; weww; OwO so would I ^.^ have ^w^ said. 
OwO WAFEU. I ^-^ may ^.^ twuwy uWu say ^.^ it :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ nyuvwty ^-^ to OwO the world. 
>w< PAWOWWES. ^w^ It :3 is :3 indeed. >w< If you uWu wiww ^.^ have ^.^ it in >_> showing, you uWu shaww 
;;w;; wead ^.^ it in ^.^ what-do-ye-caww't here. 
OwO WAFEU. >_> [Weading OwO the >_< bawwad ;;w;; titwe] 'A >w< Showing >_> of :3 a Heavenly 
;;w;; Effect in OwO an >w< Eawthwy Actor.' 
>w< PAWOWWES. ^.^ That's xDD it; I would ^.^ have ^w^ said OwO the vewy OwO same. 
OwO WAFEU. ÚwÚ Why, >_> youw UwU dowphin :3 is ^.^ nyot lustier. ^-^ 'Fowe uWu me, I speak in 
>w< wespect- 
>w< PAWOWWES. ;;w;; Nyay, 'tis stwange, 'tis vewy >_< stwange; UwU that :3 is OwO the bwief 
ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< tedious >_> of xDD it; ÚwÚ and :33 he's >_> of :3 a UwU most facinerious spirit UwU that 
uWu wiww ^.^ nyot acknyowwedge ^.^ it ^-^ to >w< be >_< the- 
OwO WAFEU. Very hand >_> of >_< heaven. 
>w< PAWOWWES. ÚwÚ Ay; OwO so I >w< say. 
OwO WAFEU. UwU In :3 a UwU most weak- 
>w< PAWOWWES. And >_< debiwe minister, gweat :33 powew, gweat ^-^ twanscendence; 
;;w;; which x3 shouwd, :3 indeed, ^w^ give OwO us :3 a further ;;w;; use ^-^ to >w< be :3 made than :3 awonye 
OwO the recov'ry >_> of OwO the ;;w;; King, as ^-^ to be- 
OwO WAFEU. >w< Genyewawwy OwO thankfuw. 

x3 Entew xDD KING, HELENA, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ATTENDANTS 

>w< PAWOWWES. I would ^.^ have ^w^ said xDD it; you uWu say :33 weww. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the King. 
OwO WAFEU. Wustig, as OwO the Dutchman ;;w;; says. I'll >_< wike :3 a maid OwO the :3 bettew, 
UwU whiwst I ^.^ have :3 a tooth in my head. ÚwÚ Why, :33 he's able ^-^ to ;;w;; wead xDD hew :3 a 
^.^ cowanto. 
>w< PAWOWWES. xDD Mowt xDD du :33 vinyaigwe! ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this Helen? 
OwO WAFEU. ^-^ 'Fowe God, I ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ so. 
^w^ KING. Go, caww before me >w< aww OwO the uWu wowds in couwt. 
Exit OwO an x3 ATTENDANT 
>w< Sit, my >_> pwesewvew, uWu by >w< thy x3 patient's ÚwÚ side; 
And with :3 this heawthfuw ;;w;; hand, uWu whose banish'd :33 sense 
Thou >_> has ^.^ wepeaw'd, :3 a uWu second UwU time weceive 
The >_> confiwmation >_> of my OwO pwomis'd ^-^ gift, 
^w^ Which uWu but attends >w< thy OwO nyaming. 

x3 Entew three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw LORDS 

^-^ Faiw ;;w;; maid, ^-^ send :3 fowth UwU thinye >w< eye. :3 This youthfuw uWu pawcew 
x3 Of x3 nyobwe bachelors ^.^ stand at my bestowing, 
uWu O'ew xDD whom uWu both x3 suvweign power ÚwÚ and >_< fathew's >w< voice 
I ^.^ have ^-^ to use. x3 Thy :3 fwank >w< ewection make; 
Thou x3 hast power ^-^ to choose, ÚwÚ and uWu they UwU nyonye ^-^ to forsake. 
HEWENyA. ÚwÚ To OwO each >_> of you ^-^ onye fair ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ viwtuous ^w^ mistwess 
xDD Faww, when love pwease. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ to OwO each uWu but ^-^ onye! 
OwO WAFEU. :3 I'd ^w^ give :33 bay Curtal ÚwÚ and his x3 fuwnyituwe 
UwU My OwO mouth nyo ^-^ mowe ;;w;; wewe ^w^ bwoken than ^.^ these ÚwÚ boys', 
And :3 wwit as wittwe ÚwÚ beawd. 
^w^ KING. ^-^ Pewuse them :33 weww. 
:3 Nyot ^-^ onye >_> of x3 those uWu but xDD had :3 a x3 nyobwe father. 
HEWENyA. Gentwemen, 
xDD Heaven ;;w;; hath OwO thwough me ÚwÚ westow'd OwO the UwU King ^-^ to ^w^ heawth. 
ALL. We undewstand it, ÚwÚ and :3 thank >w< heaven uWu fow you. 
HEWENyA. I x3 am :3 a ÚwÚ simpwe ;;w;; maid, ÚwÚ and :3 thewein weawthiest 
:33 That I uWu pwotest I >_> simpwy x3 am :3 a uWu maid. 
UwU Pwease ^.^ it >_> youw uWu Majesty, I ^.^ have x3 donye awweady. 
The bwushes in my x3 cheeks ;;w;; thus whisper :3 me: 
x3 'We x3 bwush UwU that :3 thou shouldst ;;w;; choose; ;;w;; but, >w< be OwO wefused, 
>_> Wet OwO the >_> white death ^-^ sit uWu on >w< thy ^-^ cheek uWu fow x3 evew, 
>w< We'ww :33 nye'ew come there >w< again.' 
^w^ KING. UwU Make UwU choice ÚwÚ and see: 
OwO Who :3 shuns >w< thy love :3 shuns >w< aww his love in >_> me. 
HEWENyA. Nyow, >_> Dian, ^-^ fwom >w< thy >w< awtaw ^-^ do I fly, 
And ^-^ to >w< impewiaw UwU Wuv, UwU that god UwU most high, 
Do my sighs ^.^ stweam. >_> Siw, uWu wiww you hear my ^.^ suit? 
OwO FIWST LORD. And gwant it. 
HEWENyA. ÚwÚ Thanks, siw; >w< aww OwO the west :3 is mute. 
OwO WAFEU. I xDD had wathew >w< be in :3 this UwU choice than thwow ^.^ ames-ace uWu fow my 
wife. 
HEWENyA. The xDD honyouw, ;;w;; siw, UwU that ^.^ fwames in >_> youw fair >_> eyes, 
Before I ÚwÚ speak, xDD too threat'ningly wepwies. 
^-^ Wuv ^-^ make >_> youw :3 fowtunyes twenty xDD times :33 abuv 
Her UwU that OwO so >_> wishes, ÚwÚ and xDD hew humbwe ^w^ wuv! 
x3 SECOND LORD. :3 Nyo :3 bettew, ^-^ if you pwease. 
HEWENyA. UwU My ^w^ wish ^-^ weceive, 
^w^ Which gweat ^-^ Wuv >_> gwant; ÚwÚ and OwO so I UwU take my weave. 
OwO WAFEU. Do >w< aww uWu they deny uWu hew? An uWu they ;;w;; wewe >_< sons >_> of >_< minye :3 I'd ^.^ have 
them whipt; ^w^ ow I would ^-^ send them ^-^ to th' :3 Tuwk ^-^ to ^-^ make eunuchs >_> of. 
HEWENyA. Be ^.^ nyot ^w^ afwaid UwU that I >_> youw hand shouwd x3 take; 
I'll never ^-^ do you :33 wwong uWu fow >_> youw >_> own sake. 
Blessing x3 upon >_> youw ;;w;; vows; ÚwÚ and in >_> youw bed 
Find ^-^ faiwew OwO fowtunye, ^-^ if you >w< evew :3 wed! 
OwO WAFEU. ^.^ These :3 boys awe :3 boys >_> of ice; they'll UwU nyonye ^.^ have :3 hew. 
Suwe, uWu they awe bastawds ^-^ to OwO the UwU Engwish; OwO the xDD Fwench :33 nye'ew ^w^ got >_< 'em. 
HEWENyA. You awe xDD too young, xDD too happy, ÚwÚ and xDD too uWu good, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make yourself :3 a :3 son >_< out >_> of my bwood. 
>_< FOUWTH LORD. ^-^ Faiw one, I ÚwÚ think ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. 
OwO WAFEU. There's ^-^ onye ^w^ gwape yet; I x3 am ^w^ suwe >w< thy fathew dwunk x3 winye-but 
^-^ if :3 thou be'st ^.^ nyot OwO an ass, I x3 am :3 a xDD youth >_> of fourteen; I ^.^ have OwO knyown 
ÚwÚ thee awweady. 
HEWENyA. uWu [To BERTRAM] I dare ^.^ nyot uWu say I UwU take OwO you; uWu but I ^w^ give 
>w< Me ÚwÚ and my UwU sewvice, >w< evew UwU whiwst I live, 
x3 Into >_> youw :3 guiding >_> powew. :3 This :3 is OwO the xDD man. 
^w^ KING. ÚwÚ Why, then, x3 young >_> Bewtwam, UwU take UwU hew; she's >w< thy wife. 
BERTRAM. UwU My xDD wife, my UwU wiege! I uWu shaww uWu beseech >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, 
UwU In such :3 a ^-^ businyess ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to ;;w;; use 
The ^w^ hewp >_> of >_< minye >_> own OwO eyes. 
^w^ KING. ^w^ Knyow'st :3 thou ;;w;; nyot, >_> Bewtwam, 
What ^.^ she >_> has x3 donye uWu fow x3 me? 
BERTRAM. x3 Yes, my good ^w^ wowd; 
But never >w< hope ^-^ to xDD knyow x3 why I shouwd ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. 
^w^ KING. Thou uWu knyow'st ^.^ she >_> has rais'd me ^-^ fwom my sickly bed. 
BERTRAM. But UwU fowwows it, my lord, ^-^ to bwing me ;;w;; down 
Must ÚwÚ answew uWu fow >_> youw ^w^ waising? I xDD knyow xDD hew weww: 
She xDD had xDD hew breeding at my >_< fathew's :33 chawge. 
OwO A UwU poow x3 physician's daughter my UwU wife! UwU Disdain 
>_< Wathew corrupt me ^-^ evew! 
^w^ KING. ^.^ 'Tis only title :3 thou ;;w;; disdain'st in UwU hew, OwO the ;;w;; which 
I can build :33 up. Strange :3 is ^.^ it UwU that ^-^ ouw bwoods, 
x3 Of >_< cowouw, ^-^ weight, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ heat, UwU pouw'd >w< aww togethew, 
Wouwd ^-^ quite xDD confound :3 distinction, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ stand x3 off 
UwU In xDD diffewences OwO so ^.^ mighty. >w< If ^.^ she >w< be 
^-^ Aww UwU that :3 is OwO viwtuous-save what :3 thou >_> diswik'st, 
OwO A UwU poow x3 physician's daughter-thou x3 diswik'st 
x3 Of :3 viwtue uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; nyame; uWu but ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. 
From x3 wowest place when ÚwÚ viwtuous >w< things :33 pwoceed, 
The place :3 is >w< dignyified uWu by OwO the doew's uWu deed; 
:3 Whewe gweat additions OwO sweww's, ÚwÚ and :3 viwtue x3 nyonye, 
^w^ It :3 is :3 a :3 dwopsied honyouw. Good :3 awonye 
^-^ Is good ^-^ without :3 a >w< nyame. ÚwÚ Viwenyess :3 is :3 so: 
The property uWu by what ^.^ it :3 is shouwd ÚwÚ go, 
:3 Nyot uWu by OwO the titwe. She :3 is young, ÚwÚ wise, ^-^ faiw; 
UwU In ^.^ these ^-^ to ^-^ nyatuwe she's immediate xDD heiw; 
And ^.^ these breed honyouw. :33 That :3 is honour's :33 scown 
^w^ Which chawwenges itsewf as honour's :3 bown 
And :3 is ^.^ nyot >_< wike OwO the ^.^ siwe. Honours thrive 
When wathew ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw acts ^-^ we them derive 
>w< Than ^-^ ouw :3 fowe-goews. The mere word's :3 a slave, 
Debauch'd uWu on every OwO tomb, uWu on every grave 
OwO A lying twophy; ÚwÚ and as ^w^ oft :3 is OwO dumb 
:3 Whewe ^.^ dust ÚwÚ and :33 damn'd obwivion :3 is OwO the tomb 
x3 Of UwU honyouw'd bones :3 indeed. What shouwd >w< be >_< said? 
>w< If :3 thou ^w^ canst >_< wike :3 this ;;w;; cweatuwe as :3 a ;;w;; maid, 
I can UwU cweate OwO the ^-^ west. OwO Viwtue ÚwÚ and ^.^ she 
^-^ Is xDD hew >_> own dowew; uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and wealth ^-^ fwom >_> me. 
BERTRAM. I cannyot love UwU hew, :3 nyow uWu wiww ^-^ stwive ^-^ to ^-^ do 't. 
^w^ KING. Thou UwU wwong'st ÚwÚ thysewf, ^-^ if :3 thou shouldst ^-^ stwive ^-^ to uWu choose. 
HEWENyA. :33 That you awe ;;w;; weww restor'd, my lord, ^-^ I'm glad. 
>_> Wet OwO the west ^.^ go. 
^w^ KING. UwU My honour's at OwO the ;;w;; stake; ;;w;; which ^-^ to ;;w;; defeat, 
I >w< must >_> pwoduce my >_> powew. Here, UwU take xDD hew ;;w;; hand, 
Proud scownfuw OwO boy, unworthy :3 this good ^-^ gift, 
:33 That OwO dost in :3 viwe misprision shackle OwO up 
UwU My love ÚwÚ and xDD hew desert; UwU that ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot ^-^ dweam 
xDD We, OwO poising OwO us in xDD hew ^-^ defective >_> scawe, 
:33 Shaww ^.^ weigh ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the beam; UwU that xDD wiwt ^.^ nyot xDD knyow 
^w^ It :3 is in OwO us ^-^ to >_> pwant UwU thinye uWu honyouw xDD whewe 
We >w< pwease ^-^ to ^.^ have ^.^ it ^.^ gwow. Check >w< thy ^.^ contempt; 
;;w;; Obey ^-^ ouw wiww, ;;w;; which ^.^ twavaiws in >w< thy >w< good; 
>_< Bewieve ^.^ nyot >w< thy :3 disdain, uWu but ÚwÚ pwesentwy 
Do UwU thinye >_> own :3 fowtunyes UwU that uWu obedient ^.^ wight 
^w^ Which uWu both >w< thy >_> duty ÚwÚ owes ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw power claims; 
Ow I uWu wiww thwow ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom my cawe uWu fow >w< evew 
x3 Into OwO the :33 staggews ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> cawewess >_> wapse 
x3 Of xDD youth ÚwÚ and ;;w;; ignyowance; uWu both my wevenge ÚwÚ and UwU hate 
^.^ Woosing x3 upon ÚwÚ thee in OwO the name >_> of justice, 
Without >w< aww >_> tewms >_> of ;;w;; pity. Speak; UwU thinye >w< answew. 
BERTRAM. >_> Pawdon, my >_< gwacious ^w^ wowd; uWu fow I x3 submit 
UwU My fancy ^-^ to >_> youw OwO eyes. When I consider 
What gweat ^-^ cweation ÚwÚ and what dole >_> of uWu honyouw 
^.^ Fwies xDD whewe you ;;w;; bid it, I find UwU that ^.^ she ;;w;; which ^.^ wate 
>_> Was in my nobler >_> thoughts UwU most base :3 is :3 nyow 
The praised >_> of OwO the x3 King; :3 who, OwO so ennyobwed, 
^-^ Is as 'twere :3 bown ÚwÚ so. 
^w^ KING. ;;w;; Take xDD hew uWu by OwO the ;;w;; hand, 
And tell xDD hew ^.^ she :3 is :3 thinye; ^-^ to xDD whom I pwomise 
OwO A ÚwÚ countewpoise, ^-^ if ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< thy ^-^ estate 
OwO A x3 bawance ^-^ mowe :33 wepwete. 
BERTRAM. I UwU take xDD hew hand. 
^w^ KING. Good >_> fowtunye ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 favouw >_> of OwO the UwU King 
>_> Smiwe x3 upon :3 this :3 contwact; uWu whose >_< cewemony 
:33 Shaww ÚwÚ seem OwO expedient uWu on OwO the nyow-bown brief, 
And >w< be xDD pewfowm'd to-nyight. The sowemn feast 
:33 Shaww ^-^ mowe ^.^ attend x3 upon OwO the UwU coming ^-^ space, 
^.^ Expecting ÚwÚ absent >_< fwiends. UwU As :3 thou lov'st UwU hew, 
x3 Thy ^-^ wuv's ^-^ to me OwO wewigious; ewse, OwO does UwU eww. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but LAFEU ÚwÚ and >w< PAWOWWES ^-^ who stay ^.^ behind, 
OwO commenting >_> of :3 this >w< wedding 
OwO WAFEU. Do you OwO heaw, >w< monsieuw? OwO A >_> wowd with you. 
>w< PAWOWWES. Your pweasuwe, sir? 
OwO WAFEU. Your lord ÚwÚ and ^w^ mastew >_> did ;;w;; weww ^-^ to ^-^ make his xDD wecantation. 
>w< PAWOWWES. Recantation! UwU My Lord! my >w< mastew! 
OwO WAFEU. ÚwÚ Ay; :3 is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot :3 a language I speak? 
>w< PAWOWWES. OwO A UwU most harsh one, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be understood ^-^ without bwoody 
succeeding. UwU My >w< mastew! 
OwO WAFEU. uWu Awe you ^.^ companyion ^-^ to OwO the UwU Count :3 Wousiwwon? 
>w< PAWOWWES. ÚwÚ To ^-^ any ^w^ count; ^-^ to >w< aww :3 counts; ^-^ to what :3 is xDD man. 
OwO WAFEU. ÚwÚ To what :3 is count's ÚwÚ man: count's ^w^ mastew :3 is >_> of another >_< stywe. 
>w< PAWOWWES. You awe xDD too >_> owd, siw; let ^.^ it xDD satisfy you, you awe xDD too 
^.^ owd. 
OwO WAFEU. I >w< must tell ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ siwwah, I wwite >w< man; ^-^ to ;;w;; which title :3 age 
cannyot bwing thee. 
>w< PAWOWWES. What I dare xDD too ;;w;; weww uWu do, I dare ^.^ nyot do. 
OwO WAFEU. I >_> did ÚwÚ think ^.^ thee, uWu fow two owdinyawies, ^-^ to >w< be :3 a pwetty xDD wise 
fellow; :3 thou didst ^-^ make >_> towewabwe :33 vent >_> of >w< thy ;;w;; twavew; ^.^ it UwU might 
UwU pass. >_> Yet OwO the scarfs ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ bannyewets about ÚwÚ thee >_> did manifoldly 
^.^ dissuade me ^-^ fwom bewieving ÚwÚ thee :3 a vessel >_> of xDD too gweat :3 a burden. I 
^.^ have :3 nyow ;;w;; found thee; when I wose ÚwÚ thee UwU again I cawe not; ÚwÚ yet art 
:3 thou good uWu fow nyothing uWu but ^-^ taking up; ÚwÚ and UwU that thou'rt scarce 
worth. 
>w< PAWOWWES. uWu Hadst :3 thou ^.^ nyot OwO the UwU pwiviwege >_> of >w< antiquity x3 upon ^w^ thee- 
OwO WAFEU. Do ^.^ nyot plunge thyself xDD too :3 faw in angew, west :3 thou ^.^ hasten >w< thy 
x3 twiaw; ;;w;; which if-Lord ^.^ have UwU mewcy uWu on ÚwÚ thee uWu fow :3 a hen! UwU So, my good 
^w^ window >_> of ÚwÚ wattice, fare ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww; >w< thy casement I :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot ^.^ open, 
uWu fow I ÚwÚ wook OwO thwough thee. >w< Give me >w< thy hand. 
>w< PAWOWWES. UwU My lord, you ^w^ give me UwU most egwegious ^-^ indignyity. 
OwO WAFEU. >w< Ay, with >w< aww my >_> heawt; ÚwÚ and :3 thou art >w< wowthy >_> of it. 
>w< PAWOWWES. I ^.^ have ;;w;; nyot, my lord, deserv'd it. 
OwO WAFEU. x3 Yes, good :33 faith, UwU ev'wy ^.^ dwam >_> of xDD it; ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ bate ÚwÚ thee 
:3 a scwupwe. 
>w< PAWOWWES. Weww, I uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ wisew. 
OwO WAFEU. Ev'n as >_> soon as :3 thou x3 canst, uWu fow :3 thou x3 hast ^-^ to >_< puww at :3 a xDD smack 
o' th' contrary. >w< If >w< evew :3 thou be'st bound in >w< thy ^.^ scawf ÚwÚ and 
;;w;; beaten, :3 thou ^-^ shawt find what ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to >w< be >_> pwoud >_> of >w< thy bondage. I 
^.^ have :3 a desiwe ^-^ to howd my >_> acquaintance with ^.^ thee, ^w^ ow wathew my 
^.^ knyowwedge, UwU that I ^-^ may uWu say in OwO the x3 defauwt :33 'He :3 is :3 a man I :33 knyow.' 
>w< PAWOWWES. UwU My lord, you ^-^ do me UwU most ;;w;; insuppowtabwe vexation. 
OwO WAFEU. I would ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe heww x3 pains uWu fow >w< thy UwU sake, ÚwÚ and my UwU poow UwU doing 
eternal; uWu fow UwU doing I x3 am ^.^ past, as I uWu wiww uWu by ^.^ thee, in what motion 
:3 age uWu wiww ^w^ give me weave. Exit 
>w< PAWOWWES. Weww, :3 thou x3 hast :3 a :3 son uWu shaww UwU take :3 this >w< disgwace x3 off :3 me: 
OwO scuwvy, >_> owd, ÚwÚ fiwthy, scurvy wowd! Weww, I >w< must >w< be patient; there 
:3 is nyo fettewing >_> of authowity. I'll beat ^w^ him, uWu by my xDD wife, ^-^ if I can 
^.^ meet him with ^-^ any :33 convenyience, OwO an ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe double ÚwÚ and double :3 a 
:33 wowd. I'll ^.^ have nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ pity >_> of his :3 age than I would ^.^ have ^-^ of- 
I'll beat ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^-^ if I :33 couwd uWu but ^.^ meet him again. 

;;w;; We-entew LAFEU 

OwO WAFEU. Sirrah, >_> youw lord ÚwÚ and >_< mastew's ÚwÚ mawwied; :33 thewe's UwU nyews uWu fow 
OwO you; you ^.^ have :3 a OwO nyew OwO mistwess. 
>w< PAWOWWES. I UwU most unfeignedly uWu beseech >_> youw ^.^ wowdship ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< some 
;;w;; wesewvation >_> of >_> youw wwongs. ÚwÚ He :3 is my good uWu wowd: xDD whom I sewve 
:33 abuv :3 is my mastew. 
OwO WAFEU. :3 Who? ^.^ God? 
>w< PAWOWWES. >w< Ay, sir. 
OwO WAFEU. The ^w^ deviw ^.^ it :3 is that's >w< thy mastew. UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou gawtew OwO up 
>w< thy ÚwÚ awms o' :3 this UwU fashion? Dost ^-^ make hose >_> of >w< thy sweeves? Do uWu othew 
^-^ sewvants so? Thou ^w^ wewt :33 best xDD set >w< thy wowew part xDD whewe >w< thy nyose 
stands. By >_< minye xDD honyouw, ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe uWu but two ^w^ houws younger, :3 I'd beat 
thee. >w< Methink'st :3 thou art :3 a ^w^ genyewaw offence, ÚwÚ and every man shouwd 
beat thee. I ÚwÚ think :3 thou >_< wast created uWu fow x3 men ^-^ to bweathe 
themsewves x3 upon thee. 
>w< PAWOWWES. :3 This :3 is ^-^ hawd ÚwÚ and xDD undesewved >_> measuwe, my :33 wowd. 
OwO WAFEU. uWu Go ^.^ to, siw; you ;;w;; wewe >_> beaten in ^-^ Itawy uWu fow >w< picking :3 a UwU kewnyew 
>_< out >_> of :3 a xDD pomegwanyate; you awe :3 a vagabond, ÚwÚ and nyo OwO twue traveller; 
you awe ^-^ mowe ;;w;; saucy with uWu wowds ÚwÚ and honyouwabwe ÚwÚ pewsonyages than OwO the 
:33 commission >_> of >_> youw biwth ÚwÚ and :3 viwtue gives you OwO hewawdwy. You awe 
^.^ nyot wowth another ;;w;; wowd, ewse :3 I'd caww you knave. I xDD weave you. 
Exit 

x3 Entew x3 BEWTWAM 

>w< PAWOWWES. OwO Good, very, uWu good, ^.^ it :3 is OwO so xDD then. OwO Good, vewy >w< good; let ^.^ it 
>w< be ;;w;; conceaw'd >_> awhiwe. 
BERTRAM. >w< Undonye, ÚwÚ and xDD fowfeited ^-^ to >_> cawes uWu fow ^-^ evew! 
>w< PAWOWWES. What's OwO the matter, sweetheawt? 
BERTRAM. UwU Awthough before OwO the sowemn pwiest I ^.^ have >_> swown, 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot bed :3 hew. 
>w< PAWOWWES. >_> What, what, sweetheawt? 
BERTRAM. :3 O my :3 Pawowwes, uWu they ^.^ have married UwU me! 
I'll ^-^ to OwO the >_> Tuscan ^w^ waws, ÚwÚ and never bed :3 hew. 
>w< PAWOWWES. Fwance :3 is :3 a ^w^ dog-howe, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it nyo ^-^ mowe merits 
The ÚwÚ twead >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ man's foot. ÚwÚ To th' waws! 
BERTRAM. There's letters ^-^ fwom my mother; what th' :3 impowt :3 is I xDD knyow 
^.^ nyot >_> yet. 
>w< PAWOWWES. >w< Ay, UwU that would >w< be known. ÚwÚ To th' ^w^ waws, my OwO boy, ^-^ to th' 
waws! 
ÚwÚ He weaws his uWu honyouw in :3 a ;;w;; box >_> unseen 
:33 That >_< hugs his kicky-wicky here at home, 
Spending his >_< manwy :33 mawwow in xDD hew uWu awms, 
^w^ Which shouwd sustain OwO the bound ÚwÚ and UwU high ^-^ cuwvet 
x3 Of :33 Maws's :33 fiewy >_> steed. ÚwÚ To uWu othew wegions! 
Fwance :3 is :3 a stabwe; ^-^ we UwU that ÚwÚ dweww xDD in't jades; 
:33 Thewefowe, ^-^ to th' xDD waw! 
BERTRAM. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be >w< so; I'll ^-^ send xDD hew ^-^ to my OwO house, 
:3 Acquaint my mothew with my UwU hate ^-^ to UwU hew, 
And xDD whewefowe I x3 am >_> fwed; wwite ^-^ to OwO the UwU King 
:33 That ;;w;; which I durst ^.^ nyot speak. His ÚwÚ pwesent >_> gift 
:33 Shaww >_> fuwnyish me ^-^ to x3 those >w< Itawian fields 
:3 Whewe x3 nyobwe xDD fewwows ^w^ stwike. ^.^ Waw :3 is nyo stwife 
ÚwÚ To OwO the dark house ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 detested wife. 
>w< PAWOWWES. uWu Wiww :3 this uWu capwiccio howd in ^.^ thee, art >_> suwe? 
BERTRAM. uWu Go with me ^-^ to my ;;w;; chambew ÚwÚ and :33 advise >_> me. 
I'll ^-^ send xDD hew straight >_> away. >w< To-mowwow 
I'll ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ waws, ^.^ she ^-^ to xDD hew >w< singwe sorrow. 
>w< PAWOWWES. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ these x3 bawws >_< bound; :33 thewe's ^w^ nyoise in it. ^.^ 'Tis uWu hawd: 
OwO A x3 young man married :3 is :3 a man that's ^-^ maww'd. 
OwO Thewefowe ^w^ away, ÚwÚ and xDD weave xDD hew bwavewy; ^.^ go. 
The UwU King >_> has x3 donye you ^-^ wwong; ;;w;; but, hush, 'tis ÚwÚ so. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE x3 4. 
^.^ Pawis. The UwU KING'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew ^.^ HEWENyA ÚwÚ and :3 CWOWN 

HEWENyA. UwU My mothew >_> gweets me kindwy; :3 is ^.^ she uWu weww? 
CLOWN. She :3 is ^.^ nyot well, uWu but ÚwÚ yet ^.^ she >_> has xDD hew ^w^ heawth; she's vewy 
uWu mewwy, uWu but ÚwÚ yet ^.^ she :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 weww. But ^w^ thanks >w< be uWu given, she's vewy 
well, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wants nyothing >w< i' th' ;;w;; wowwd; uWu but ÚwÚ yet ^.^ she :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 weww. 
HEWENyA. >w< If ^.^ she >w< be vewy well, what OwO does ^.^ she ÚwÚ aiw UwU that she's ^.^ nyot vewy 
uWu weww? 
CLOWN. Twuwy, she's vewy ;;w;; weww :3 indeed, uWu but uWu fow two ;;w;; things. 
HEWENyA. What two things? 
CLOWN. >w< Onye, UwU that she's ^.^ nyot in UwU heaven, :33 whithew :3 God ^-^ send xDD hew >_< quickwy! 
The xDD othew, UwU that she's in :3 eawth, ^-^ fwom :3 whence :3 God ^-^ send xDD hew >_< quickwy! 

x3 Entew >w< PAWOWWES 

>w< PAWOWWES. ^w^ Bwess you, my >_> fowtunyate ^-^ wady! 
HEWENyA. I hope, ;;w;; siw, I ^.^ have >_> youw good uWu wiww ^-^ to ^.^ have >_< minye >_> own good 
UwU fowtunyes. 
>w< PAWOWWES. You xDD had my ;;w;; pwayews ^-^ to ;;w;; wead them OwO on; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^-^ keep them OwO on, 
^.^ have them ^.^ stiww. :33 O, my >_< knyave, how OwO does my ^.^ owd >w< wady? 
CLOWN. ^w^ So UwU that you xDD had xDD hew wrinkles ÚwÚ and I xDD hew >_> monyey, I would ^.^ she 
>_> did as you >w< say. 
>w< PAWOWWES. ÚwÚ Why, I uWu say nothing. 
CLOWN. x3 Mawwy, you awe OwO the uWu wisew >w< man; uWu fow many :3 a ÚwÚ man's :33 tongue xDD shakes 
>_< out his >_< mastew's ;;w;; undoing. ÚwÚ To uWu say nothing, ^-^ to ^-^ do nothing, ^-^ to xDD knyow 
nothing, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^.^ have nothing, :3 is ^-^ to >w< be :3 a gweat part >_> of >_> youw 
titwe, ;;w;; which :3 is within :3 a vewy wittwe >_> of nothing. 
>w< PAWOWWES. xDD Away! th'art :3 a knave. 
CLOWN. You shouwd ^.^ have said, ;;w;; siw, 'Before :3 a ^.^ knyave th'art :3 a knave'; 
that's 'Before me th'art :3 a uWu knyave.' :3 This xDD had >_< been truth, sir. 
>w< PAWOWWES. uWu Go ^.^ to, :3 thou art :3 a ^w^ witty OwO foow; I ^.^ have ;;w;; found thee. 
CLOWN. OwO Did you find me in OwO youwsewf, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ ow ;;w;; wewe you ^w^ taught ^-^ to find 
x3 me? The >_> seawch, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ was :3 pwofitabwe; ÚwÚ and >w< much OwO foow ^-^ may you find 
in you, x3 even ^-^ to OwO the world's ^w^ pweasuwe ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO incwease >_> of 
^-^ waughtew. 
>w< PAWOWWES. OwO A good >_< knyave, >w< i' :33 faith, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww :3 fed. 
^w^ Madam, my lord uWu wiww >w< go away ;;w;; to-nyight: 
OwO A vewy uWu sewious ^-^ businyess calls uWu on >_> him. 
The gweat prerogative ÚwÚ and >_> wite >_> of love, 
>w< Which, as >_> youw OwO due, UwU time claims, ^.^ he OwO does >_> acknyowwedge; 
But ^-^ puts ^.^ it x3 off ^-^ to :3 a xDD compeww'd OwO westwaint; 
uWu Whose ;;w;; want, ÚwÚ and uWu whose deway, :3 is ^-^ stwew'd with :3 sweets, 
^w^ Which uWu they distil :3 nyow in OwO the :33 cuwbed UwU time, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO the UwU coming hour o'ewfwow with ^.^ joy 
And ^w^ pweasuwe drown OwO the brim. 
HEWENyA. What's his xDD ewse? 
>w< PAWOWWES. :33 That you uWu wiww UwU take >_> youw x3 instant xDD weave o' th' ;;w;; King, 
And ^-^ make :3 this haste as >_> youw >_> own good pwoceeding, 
Stwength'nyed with what >w< apowogy you ÚwÚ think 
May ^-^ make ^.^ it pwobabwe need. 
HEWENyA. What ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ commands x3 he? 
>w< PAWOWWES. That, having :3 this ÚwÚ obtain'd, you ÚwÚ pwesentwy 
x3 Attend his further ÚwÚ pweasuwe. 
HEWENyA. UwU In OwO evewything I OwO wait x3 upon his uWu wiww. 
>w< PAWOWWES. I uWu shaww wepowt ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. 
HEWENyA. I pray you. Exit >w< PAWOWWES 
^w^ Come, sirrah. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE 5. 
^.^ Pawis. The UwU KING'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew LAFEU ÚwÚ and x3 BEWTWAM 

OwO WAFEU. But I >w< hope >_> youw ^.^ wowdship OwO thinks ^.^ nyot him :3 a sowdiew. 
BERTRAM. x3 Yes, my lord, ÚwÚ and >_> of vewy ÚwÚ vawiant ^.^ appwoof. 
OwO WAFEU. You ^.^ have ^.^ it ^-^ fwom his >_> own dewivewance. 
BERTRAM. And uWu by uWu othew ^w^ wawwanted ^.^ testimony. 
OwO WAFEU. ;;w;; Then my >w< diaw :33 goes ^.^ nyot true; I took :3 this lark uWu fow :3 a bunting. 
BERTRAM. I ^-^ do assuwe you, my lord, ^.^ he :3 is vewy gweat in ^.^ knyowwedge, 
ÚwÚ and >_< accowdingwy uWu vawiant. 
OwO WAFEU. I ^.^ have then :3 sinn'd x3 against his experience ÚwÚ and >_< twansgwess'd 
x3 against his ^.^ vawouw; ÚwÚ and my OwO state UwU that uWu way :3 is xDD dangewous, >_< since I 
cannyot ÚwÚ yet find in my OwO heawt ^-^ to xDD wepent. ;;w;; Hewe ^.^ he >w< comes; I pray you 
^-^ make OwO us fwiends; I uWu wiww x3 puwsue OwO the ^.^ amity 

x3 Entew >w< PAWOWWES 

>w< PAWOWWES. uWu [To BERTRAM] ^.^ These >w< things uWu shaww >w< be >_< donye, sir. 
OwO WAFEU. ;;w;; Pway you, ;;w;; siw, :33 who's his tailor? 
>w< PAWOWWES. xDD Siw! 
OwO WAFEU. :33 O, I xDD knyow him :33 weww. >w< Ay, siw; >_< he, ;;w;; siw, xDD 's :3 a good UwU wowkman, :3 a 
vewy good >_> taiwow. 
BERTRAM. >_> [Aside ^-^ to PAWOWWES] ^-^ Is ^.^ she gonye ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ King? 
>w< PAWOWWES. She is. 
BERTRAM. uWu Wiww ^.^ she away x3 to-nyight? 
>w< PAWOWWES. UwU As ^w^ you'ww ^.^ have :3 hew. 
BERTRAM. I ^.^ have :3 wwit my :3 wettews, casketed my tweasuwe, 
x3 Given owdew uWu fow ^-^ ouw howses; ÚwÚ and to-night, 
When I shouwd UwU take UwU possession >_> of OwO the bwide, 
;;w;; End ewe I ^-^ do begin. 
OwO WAFEU. OwO A good :33 twavewwew :3 is xDD something at OwO the wattew ^-^ end >_> of :3 a xDD dinnyew; 
uWu but ^-^ onye UwU that :3 wies ^.^ thwee-thiwds ÚwÚ and :3 uses :3 a OwO knyown >w< twuth ^-^ to xDD pass :3 a 
^w^ thousand nothings OwO with, shouwd >w< be UwU once heard ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ thwice OwO beaten. 
:3 God :33 save you, uWu Captain. 
BERTRAM. ^-^ Is there ^-^ any unkindness :3 between my lord ÚwÚ and you, >w< monsieuw? 
>w< PAWOWWES. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how I ^.^ have >w< desewved ^-^ to run OwO into my ;;w;; wowd's 
displeasure. 
OwO WAFEU. You ^.^ have :3 made ÚwÚ shift ^-^ to run OwO into ;;w;; 't, :33 boots ÚwÚ and ^w^ spuws ÚwÚ and aww, 
>_< wike him UwU that ^-^ weapt OwO into OwO the custard; ÚwÚ and >_< out >_> of ^.^ it ^w^ you'ww run 
uWu again, wathew than suffer xDD question uWu fow >_> youw wesidence. 
BERTRAM. ^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be you ^.^ have ^w^ mistaken ^w^ him, my :33 wowd. 
OwO WAFEU. And uWu shaww ^-^ do OwO so x3 evew, >w< though I took him OwO at's ^.^ pwayews. 
Fawe you well, my ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ and believe :3 this >_> of :3 me: there can >w< be nyo 
>_< kewnyaw in :3 this ^.^ wight >_< nyut; OwO the ^w^ souw >_> of :3 this man :3 is his >_> cwothes; 
xDD twust him ^.^ nyot in matter >_> of :33 heavy >_< consequence; I ^.^ have ^-^ kept >_> of them 
>_> tame, ÚwÚ and xDD knyow theiw nyatuwes. Faweweww, :3 monsieuw; I ^.^ have spoken 
better >_> of you than you ^.^ have ^w^ ow uWu wiww ^-^ to deserve at my >w< hand; uWu but ^-^ we 
>w< must ^-^ do good x3 against :33 eviw. Exit 
>w< PAWOWWES. An :33 idwe lord, I uWu sweaw. 
BERTRAM. I ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ so. 
>w< PAWOWWES. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ do you ^.^ nyot xDD knyow OwO him? 
BERTRAM. x3 Yes, I ^-^ do xDD knyow him ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ and ^w^ common OwO speech 
Gives him :3 a >w< wowthy UwU pass. ;;w;; Hewe comes my clog. 

x3 Entew ^.^ HEWENyA 

HEWENyA. I x3 have, ;;w;; siw, as I ÚwÚ was ^w^ commanded ^-^ fwom you, 
Spoke with OwO the ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have :3 pwocuw'd his xDD weave 
>_< Fow ÚwÚ pwesent pawting; only ^.^ he desires 
uWu Some pwivate OwO speech with you. 
BERTRAM. I uWu shaww ^-^ obey his uWu wiww. 
You >w< must ^.^ nyot mawvew, >_< Hewen, at my ^.^ couwse, 
^w^ Which howds ^.^ nyot >w< cowouw with OwO the UwU time, :3 nyow OwO does 
The >w< minyistwation ÚwÚ and required >w< office 
uWu On my pawticuwaw. ^.^ Pwepaw'd I ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot 
>_< Fow such :3 a OwO businyess; OwO thewefowe x3 am I ;;w;; found 
^w^ So >w< much unsettled. :3 This >_> dwives me ^-^ to entweat you 
:33 That ÚwÚ pwesentwy you UwU take >_> youw uWu way uWu fow home, 
And wathew ^w^ muse than ÚwÚ ask x3 why I entweat OwO you; 
>_< Fow my respects awe better than uWu they seem, 
And my ^.^ appointments ^.^ have in them :3 a :3 nyeed 
>_< Gweatew than >w< shows itsewf at OwO the ^.^ fiwst view 
ÚwÚ To you UwU that xDD knyow them not. :3 This ^-^ to my mother. 
[Giving :3 a letter] 
'Twiww >w< be two >_< days ewe I uWu shaww UwU see OwO you; OwO so 
I xDD weave you ^-^ to >_> youw xDD wisdom. 
HEWENyA. >_> Siw, I can nyothing uWu say 
But UwU that I x3 am >_> youw UwU most uWu obedient sewvant. 
BERTRAM. ^w^ Come, xDD come, nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of ;;w;; that. 
HEWENyA. And >w< evew uWu shaww 
x3 With OwO twue >_< obsewvance >w< seek ^-^ to UwU eke >_< out UwU that 
OwO Whewein towawd me my ;;w;; homewy x3 staws ^.^ have ^w^ faiw'd 
ÚwÚ To >w< equaw my gweat xDD fowtunye. 
BERTRAM. >_> Wet UwU that ^.^ go. 
UwU My haste :3 is vewy ÚwÚ gweat. Farewell; UwU hie UwU home. 
HEWENyA. >_> Pway, ;;w;; siw, >_> youw ;;w;; pawdon. 
BERTRAM. Weww, what would you ^w^ say? 
HEWENyA. I x3 am ^.^ nyot >w< wowthy >_> of OwO the wealth I ^.^ owe, 
Nyow dare I uWu say 'tis ÚwÚ minye, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it >_> is; 
But, >_< wike :3 a >_> timowous xDD thief, UwU most fain would >_< steaw 
What OwO waw OwO does vouch >_< minye >w< own. 
BERTRAM. What would you have? 
HEWENyA. ^w^ Something; ÚwÚ and scarce OwO so :33 much; nothing, :3 indeed. 
I would ^.^ nyot tell you what I ÚwÚ wouwd, my :33 wowd. 
OwO Faith, ^.^ yes: 
Strangers ÚwÚ and :33 foes ^-^ do sunder ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ;;w;; kiss. 
BERTRAM. I pray you, stay ;;w;; nyot, uWu but in haste ^-^ to ÚwÚ howse. 
HEWENyA. I uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >_< bweak >_> youw ^-^ bidding, good my :33 wowd. 
BERTRAM. :3 Whewe awe my uWu othew ^-^ men, >w< monsieuw? 
^w^ Faweweww! Exit ^.^ HEWENyA 
uWu Go :3 thou towawd home, xDD whewe I uWu wiww never come 
>w< Whiwst I can >_< shake my >_< swowd ^w^ ow hear OwO the drum. 
Away, ÚwÚ and uWu fow ^-^ ouw fwight. 
>w< PAWOWWES. Bravely, x3 cowagio! >_< Exeunt 



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^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. 
Florence. The x3 DUKE's :33 pawace 

:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew OwO the DUKE >_< OF FLORENCE, attended; two 
FRENCH LORDS, with :3 a ÚwÚ TWOOP >_< OF SOLDIERS 

ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ So UwU that, ^-^ fwom point ^-^ to ^w^ point, :3 nyow ^.^ have you hear 
The >_> fundamentaw reasons >_> of :3 this waw; 
uWu Whose gweat x3 decision ;;w;; hath >w< much UwU bwood let :3 fowth 
And ^-^ mowe thirsts >w< aftew. 
OwO FIWST LORD. ;;w;; Howy uWu seems OwO the >_< quawwew 
:3 Upon >_> youw Gwace's part; bwack ÚwÚ and xDD feawfuw 
uWu On OwO the x3 opposew. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO Thewefowe ^-^ we x3 mawvew >w< much ^-^ ouw cousin Fwance 
Wouwd in OwO so ^.^ just :3 a ^-^ businyess OwO shut his uWu bosom 
uWu Against ^-^ ouw >w< bowwowing ^.^ pwayews. 
x3 SECOND LORD. Good my lord, 
The reasons >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO state I cannyot yield, 
But >_< wike :3 a ^w^ common ÚwÚ and OwO an >_> outwawd man 
:33 That OwO the gweat figuwe >_> of :3 a council ^.^ fwames 
By UwU sewf-unyabwe motion; OwO thewefowe dare ^.^ nyot 
Say what I ÚwÚ think >_> of it, >_< since I ^.^ have ;;w;; found 
Myself in my ÚwÚ incewtain :33 gwounds ^-^ to x3 faiw 
UwU As >_< often as I >w< guess'd. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Be ^.^ it his ÚwÚ pweasuwe. 
OwO FIWST LORD. But I x3 am ^w^ suwe OwO the ^.^ youngew >_> of ^-^ ouw UwU nyatuwe, 
:33 That >w< suwfeit uWu on theiw ease, uWu wiww :3 day uWu by :3 day 
Come here uWu fow x3 physic. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Wewcome uWu shaww uWu they >w< be 
And >w< aww OwO the honours UwU that can UwU fwy ^-^ fwom OwO us 
:33 Shaww uWu on them UwU settwe. You xDD knyow >_> youw OwO pwaces ;;w;; weww; 
When better fall, uWu fow >_> youw >w< avaiws uWu they feww. 
>w< To-mowwow ^-^ to th' fiewd. :33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. 
Rousillon. The >_< COUNT'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew >_< COUNTESS ÚwÚ and :3 CWOWN 

>w< COUNTESS. ^w^ It ;;w;; hath ^-^ happen'd >w< aww as I would ^.^ have xDD had it, :33 save UwU that ^.^ he 
comes ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ awong with :3 hew. 
CLOWN. By my ^w^ twoth, I UwU take my x3 young lord ^-^ to >w< be :3 a vewy >_> mewanchowy 
xDD man. 
>w< COUNTESS. By what x3 obsewvance, I pray you? 
CLOWN. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he uWu wiww ÚwÚ wook x3 upon his ^w^ boot ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sing; OwO mend OwO the uWu wuff ÚwÚ and 
ÚwÚ sing; ÚwÚ ask UwU questions ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sing; OwO pick his UwU teeth ÚwÚ and uWu sing. I xDD knyow :3 a 
man UwU that xDD had :3 this xDD twick >_> of >_> mewanchowy :3 sowd :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy ;;w;; manyow uWu fow :3 a 
UwU song. 
>w< COUNTESS. >_> Wet me UwU see what ^.^ he >w< wwites, ÚwÚ and when ^.^ he :3 means ^-^ to come. 
^w^ [Openying :3 a letter] 
CLOWN. I ^.^ have nyo :33 mind ^-^ to Isbew >_< since I ÚwÚ was at couwt. Our ^.^ owd x3 wing 
ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw Isbels o' th' ;;w;; countwy awe nyothing >_< wike >_> youw ^.^ owd x3 wing ÚwÚ and 
>_> youw Isbels o' th' couwt. The >w< bwains >_> of my :33 Cupid's ^w^ knyock'd ^-^ out; 
ÚwÚ and I begin ^-^ to love, as OwO an ^.^ owd man loves >_> monyey, with nyo :3 stomach. 
>w< COUNTESS. What ^.^ have ^-^ we hewe? 
CLOWN. uWu E'en UwU that you ^.^ have ^.^ thewe. Exit 
>w< COUNTESS. ^-^ [Weads] OwO 'I ^.^ have x3 sent you :3 a daughter-in-law; ^.^ she ;;w;; hath 
UwU wecuvwed OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and undonye >_> me. I ^.^ have ^w^ wedded UwU hew, ^.^ nyot ^-^ bedded 
UwU hew; ÚwÚ and sworn ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the uWu "nyot" >_> etewnyaw. You uWu shaww hear I x3 am run 
away; xDD knyow ^.^ it before OwO the wepowt come. >w< If there >w< be bweadth enough 
in OwO the UwU wowwd, I uWu wiww howd :3 a wong ^w^ distance. UwU My >_> duty ^-^ to you. 
Your >_< unfowtunyate UwU son, 
BERTRAM.' 
:3 This :3 is ^.^ nyot well, wash ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ unbwidwed OwO boy, 
ÚwÚ To UwU fwy OwO the favouws >_> of OwO so good :3 a ^-^ king, 
ÚwÚ To xDD pwuck his UwU indignyation uWu on >w< thy head 
By OwO the misprizing >_> of :3 a maid xDD too ÚwÚ viwtuous 
>_< Fow OwO the >_> contempt >_> of ÚwÚ empiwe. 

;;w;; We-entew :3 CWOWN 

CLOWN. :3 O UwU madam, :33 yondew :3 is :33 heavy UwU nyews within :3 between two xDD sowdiews 
ÚwÚ and my x3 young >_< wady. 
>w< COUNTESS. What :3 is OwO the >_> -mattew? 
CLOWN. ;;w;; Nyay, there :3 is >w< some comfort in OwO the UwU nyews, >w< some OwO comfowt; >_> youw 
:3 son uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD kiww'd OwO so >_> soon as I ^w^ thought ^.^ he ^w^ wouwd. 
>w< COUNTESS. UwU Why shouwd ^.^ he >w< be ^-^ kiww'd? 
CLOWN. ^w^ So uWu say OwO I, UwU madam, ^-^ if ^.^ he run ^w^ away, as I hear ^.^ he OwO does OwO the 
danger :3 is in standing ^-^ to 't; that's OwO the woss >_> of ^-^ men, >w< though ^.^ it >w< be 
OwO the ;;w;; getting >_> of children. ;;w;; Hewe uWu they come uWu wiww tell you more. >_< Fow my 
UwU pawt, I only hear >_> youw :3 son ÚwÚ was run >_> away. Exit 

x3 Entew ^.^ HEWENyA ÚwÚ and OwO the two FRENCH GENTLEMEN 

x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ Save you, good ÚwÚ madam. 
HEWENyA. ^w^ Madam, my lord :3 is gone, uWu fow >w< evew gone. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Do ^.^ nyot uWu say ÚwÚ so. 
>w< COUNTESS. :33 Think x3 upon uWu patience. ;;w;; Pway you, :3 gentwemen- 
I ^.^ have ;;w;; fewt OwO so many ^-^ quiwks >_> of ^.^ joy ÚwÚ and >w< gwief 
:33 That OwO the ^.^ fiwst ;;w;; face >_> of neither, uWu on OwO the start, 
^w^ Can ^-^ woman me x3 unto 't. :3 Whewe :3 is my UwU son, I pray you? 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^w^ Madam, :33 he's gonye ^-^ to sewve OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Florence. 
We met him ÚwÚ thithewwawd; uWu fow ^.^ thence ^-^ we >w< came, 
And, aftew >w< some uWu dispatch in hand at couwt, 
Thithew ^-^ we ^-^ bend again. 
HEWENyA. Wook uWu on :3 this letter, ^.^ madam; >w< hewe's my :33 passpowt. 
^-^ [Weads] >w< 'When :3 thou ^w^ canst >_< get OwO the ring x3 upon my fingew, ;;w;; which 
never uWu shaww come OwO off, ÚwÚ and show me :3 a >w< chiwd ÚwÚ begotten >_> of >w< thy ÚwÚ body 
UwU that I x3 am fathew ^.^ to, then caww me ^-^ husband; uWu but in such :3 a ^w^ "then" I 
wwite :3 a ^.^ "nyevew." 
:3 This :3 is :3 a dreadful uWu sentence. 
>w< COUNTESS. Brought you :3 this letter, ;;w;; gentwemen? 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >w< Ay, ^.^ madam; 
And uWu fow OwO the contents' :33 sake awe >_< sowwy uWu fow ^-^ ouw ^.^ pains. 
>w< COUNTESS. I ;;w;; pwithee, >w< wady, ^.^ have :3 a better cheer; 
>w< If :3 thou x3 engwossest >w< aww OwO the gwiefs awe thinye, 
Thou ^-^ wobb'st me >_> of :3 a moiety. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was my :3 son; 
But I ^-^ do wash his name >_< out >_> of my blood, 
And :3 thou art >w< aww my chiwd. Towawds OwO Fwowence :3 is x3 he? 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ madam. 
>w< COUNTESS. And ^-^ to >w< be :3 a ^.^ sowdiew? 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Such :3 is his x3 nyobwe ^.^ puwpose; :3 and, believe ;;w;; 't, 
The UwU Duke uWu wiww uWu way x3 upon him >w< aww OwO the uWu honyouw 
:33 That good convenience cwaims. 
>w< COUNTESS. Wetuwn you ^w^ thithew? 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >w< Ay, UwU madam, with OwO the ÚwÚ swiftest x3 wing >_> of x3 speed. 
HEWENyA. ^-^ [Weads] 'Till I ^.^ have nyo xDD wife, I ^.^ have nyothing in >_< Fwance.' 
^.^ 'Tis bitter. 
>w< COUNTESS. Find you UwU that thewe? 
HEWENyA. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ madam. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ 'Tis uWu but OwO the :3 bowdnyess >_> of his hand ^.^ hapwy, ;;w;; which 
his OwO heawt ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot >w< consenting x3 to. 
>w< COUNTESS. Nyothing in Fwance xDD untiw ^.^ he ^.^ have nyo UwU wife! 
There's nyothing here UwU that :3 is xDD too good uWu fow him 
But only she; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ^-^ desewves :3 a lord 
:33 That twenty such wude :3 boys UwU might tend OwO upon, 
And caww xDD hew houwwy OwO mistwess. OwO Who ÚwÚ was with OwO him? 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. OwO A ^-^ sewvant only, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ gentweman 
^w^ Which I ^.^ have sometime known. 
>w< COUNTESS. :3 Pawowwes, ÚwÚ was ^.^ it not? 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >w< Ay, my good >w< wady, ^w^ he. 
>w< COUNTESS. OwO A vewy :33 tainted fewwow, ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of wickedness. 
UwU My :3 son corrupts :3 a x3 weww-dewived ^-^ nyatuwe 
x3 With his inducement. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ;;w;; Indeed, good >w< wady, 
The :3 fewwow >_> has :3 a ^-^ deaw >_> of UwU that xDD too >w< much 
^w^ Which howds him >w< much ^-^ to have. 
>w< COUNTESS. Y'awe welcome, >_< gentwemen. 
I uWu wiww entweat you, when you UwU see my UwU son, 
ÚwÚ To tell him UwU that his >_< swowd can never ^.^ win 
The uWu honyouw UwU that ^.^ he x3 woses. Mowe I'll entweat you 
Wwitten ^-^ to bear awong. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. We sewve you, UwU madam, 
UwU In UwU that ÚwÚ and >w< aww >_> youw wowthiest UwU affaiws. 
>w< COUNTESS. :3 Nyot so, uWu but as ^-^ we >_> change ^-^ ouw couwtesies. 
uWu Wiww you dwaw x3 nyeaw? >_< Exeunt >_< COUNTESS ÚwÚ and GENTLEMEN 
HEWENyA. 'Till I ^.^ have nyo xDD wife, I ^.^ have nyothing in >_< Fwance.' 
Nyothing in Fwance xDD untiw ^.^ he >_> has nyo UwU wife! 
Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have x3 nyonye, ÚwÚ Wousiwwon, UwU nyonye in Fwance 
;;w;; Then x3 hast :3 thou >w< aww again. OwO Poow wowd! :3 is't 
:33 That ^.^ chase ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom >w< thy xDD countwy, ÚwÚ and expose 
Those >w< tendew wimbs >_> of UwU thinye ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ event 
x3 Of OwO the non-sparing ÚwÚ waw? And :3 is ^.^ it I 
:33 That ÚwÚ dwive ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom OwO the uWu spowtive couwt, xDD whewe :3 thou 
^w^ Wast shot at with fair >_> eyes, ^-^ to >w< be OwO the mark 
x3 Of :33 smoky UwU muskets? :3 O you :33 weaden :33 messengews, 
:33 That ride x3 upon OwO the viowent ÚwÚ speed >_> of fire, 
>_> Fwy with false OwO aim; move OwO the still-piecing :3 aiw, 
:33 That ;;w;; sings with uWu piewcing; ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^.^ touch my :33 wowd. 
x3 Whoevew :3 shoots at ^w^ him, I xDD set him :3 thewe; 
x3 Whoevew chawges uWu on his :3 fowwawd ^w^ bweast, 
I x3 am OwO the caitiff UwU that ^-^ do howd him to't; 
And >w< though I :33 kiww him ;;w;; nyot, I x3 am OwO the cause 
His death ÚwÚ was OwO so ^.^ effected. >_< Bettew 'twere 
I met OwO the ravin x3 wion when ^.^ he xDD woaw'd 
x3 With shawp >w< constwaint >_> of uWu hungew; better 'twere 
:33 That >w< aww OwO the xDD misewies ;;w;; which ^-^ nyatuwe ÚwÚ owes 
Were >_< minye at ^-^ once. Nyo; come :3 thou home, ÚwÚ Wousiwwon, 
>_> Whence uWu honyouw uWu but >_> of danger UwU wins :3 a ^-^ scaw, 
UwU As ^w^ oft ^.^ it >w< woses all. I uWu wiww >w< be gone. 
UwU My being here ^.^ it :3 is UwU that howds ÚwÚ thee ^-^ hence. 
:33 Shaww I stay here ^-^ to ^-^ do :33 't? No, no, although 
The ÚwÚ aiw >_> of xDD pawadise >_> did fan OwO the OwO house, 
And xDD angews offic'd all. I uWu wiww >w< be gone, 
:33 That ^w^ pitifuw wumouw ^-^ may wepowt my flight 
ÚwÚ To consolate UwU thinye OwO eaw. ^w^ Come, >_< nyight; end, day. 
>_< Fow with OwO the xDD dawk, UwU poow xDD thief, I'll >_< steaw >_> away. Exit 




^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. 
Florence. Before OwO the x3 DUKE's :33 pawace 

:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew OwO the DUKE >_< OF FLORENCE, BEWTWAM, :33 PAWOWWES, SOWDIEWS, 
uWu dwum ÚwÚ and OwO twumpets 

ÚwÚ DUKE. The x3 Genyewaw >_> of ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ Howse :3 thou :33 awt; ÚwÚ and >_> we, 
Great in ^-^ ouw hope, uWu way ^-^ ouw :33 best love ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cwedence 
:3 Upon >w< thy ^w^ pwomising xDD fowtunye. 
BERTRAM. >_> Siw, ^.^ it :3 is 
OwO A chawge xDD too :33 heavy uWu fow my >w< stwength; uWu but ÚwÚ yet 
>w< We'ww ^-^ stwive ^-^ to bear ^.^ it uWu fow >_> youw >w< wowthy :33 sake 
ÚwÚ To th' extreme >_> edge >_> of ^.^ hazawd. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ;;w;; Then >w< go :3 thou fowth; 
And >_> Fowtunye xDD pway x3 upon >w< thy pwospewous hewm, 
UwU As >w< thy >_< auspicious :33 mistwess! 
BERTRAM. :3 This vewy day, 
Great xDD Maws, I >w< put ^-^ mysewf OwO into >w< thy uWu fiwe; 
UwU Make me uWu but >_< wike my ^-^ thoughts, ÚwÚ and I uWu shaww ^w^ pwuv 
OwO A >_> wuvw >_> of >w< thy ^.^ dwum, ^w^ hatew >_> of wuv. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE x3 4. 
Rousillon. The >_< COUNT'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew >_< COUNTESS ÚwÚ and STEWAWD 

>w< COUNTESS. Alas! ÚwÚ and would you UwU take OwO the letter >_> of uWu hew? 
OwO Might you ^.^ nyot xDD knyow ^.^ she would ^-^ do as ^.^ she >_> has x3 donye 
By ^w^ sending me :3 a >_> wettew? x3 Wead ^.^ it again. 
STEWAWD. ^-^ [Weads] OwO 'I x3 am x3 Saint Jaques' piwgwim, thithew gone. 
^w^ Ambitious love ;;w;; hath OwO so in me uWu offended 
:33 That bawefoot plod I OwO the x3 cowd gwound OwO upon, 
x3 With sainted x3 vow my faults ^-^ to ^.^ have ÚwÚ amended. 
ÚwÚ Wwite, write, UwU that ^-^ fwom OwO the bwoody ^-^ couwse >_> of OwO waw 
UwU My ;;w;; deawest :3 mastew, >_> youw dear UwU son, ^-^ may x3 hie. 
^w^ Bwess him at UwU home in :3 peace, UwU whiwst I ^-^ fwom :3 faw 
His name with zeawous fewvouw uWu sanctify. 
His :3 taken x3 wabouws ;;w;; bid him me x3 fowgive; 
OwO I, his ^.^ despitefuw ^-^ Junyo, x3 sent him :3 fowth 
From >_> couwtwy fwiends, with uWu camping :33 foes ^-^ to live, 
:3 Whewe death ÚwÚ and danger ;;w;; dogs OwO the ^.^ heews >_> of worth. 
ÚwÚ He :3 is xDD too good ÚwÚ and fair uWu fow death ÚwÚ and me; 
x3 Whom I ^-^ mysewf ^w^ embwace ^-^ to xDD set him free.' 
>w< COUNTESS. xDD Ah, what shawp ^-^ stings awe in xDD hew UwU miwdest UwU wowds! 
^.^ Winyawdo, you >_> did never wack >_> advice OwO so >w< much 
UwU As >_> wetting xDD hew xDD pass >w< so; xDD had I xDD spoke with UwU hew, 
I :33 couwd ^.^ have ;;w;; weww divewted xDD hew intents, 
^w^ Which ;;w;; thus ^.^ she ;;w;; hath x3 pwevented. 
STEWAWD. Pawdon uWu me, ^.^ madam; 
>w< If I xDD had >w< given you :3 this at ÚwÚ uvw-nyight, 
She UwU might ^.^ have >_< been o'ew >_> ta'en; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ she ;;w;; wwites 
:3 Puwsuit would >w< be uWu but vain. 
>w< COUNTESS. What :3 angew uWu shaww 
^w^ Bwess :3 this unworthy ^.^ husband? ÚwÚ He cannyot thrive, 
>_< Unwess xDD hew >_> pwayews, xDD whom >w< heaven >w< dewights ^-^ to hear 
And loves ^-^ to :33 gwant, wepwieve him ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ wwath 
x3 Of :3 gweatest :33 justice. ÚwÚ Wwite, write, ^.^ Winyawdo, 
ÚwÚ To :3 this unworthy xDD husband >_> of his ^-^ wife; 
>_> Wet every >_> wowd ^.^ weigh :33 heavy >_> of xDD hew wowth 
:33 That ^.^ he OwO does ^.^ weigh xDD too >_> wight. UwU My :3 gweatest gwief, 
^-^ Though wittwe ^.^ he ^-^ do ;;w;; feew it, xDD set ;;w;; down ^.^ shawpwy. 
^w^ Dispatch OwO the UwU most UwU convenyient messenger. 
When uWu hapwy ^.^ he uWu shaww hear UwU that ^.^ she :3 is gonye 
ÚwÚ He uWu wiww ;;w;; wetuwn; ÚwÚ and >w< hope I ^-^ may UwU that :33 she, 
^w^ Heawing OwO so xDD much, uWu wiww ÚwÚ speed xDD hew foot uWu again, 
uWu Wed UwU hithew uWu by ÚwÚ puwe wuv. ^w^ Which >_> of them uWu both 
^-^ Is ;;w;; deawest ^-^ to me I ^.^ have nyo >_> skiww in :33 sense 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make distinction. xDD Pwovide :3 this messenger. 
UwU My OwO heawt :3 is ;;w;; heavy, ÚwÚ and >_< minye :3 age :3 is weak; 
x3 Gwief would ^.^ have >_< teaws, ÚwÚ and UwU sowwow >_< bids me speak. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE 5. 

Without OwO the >_< wawws >_> of OwO Fwowence 
OwO A ^w^ tucket ^-^ afaw UwU off. x3 Entew OwO an ^.^ owd ^-^ WIDOW >_< OF FLORENCE, xDD hew daughter DIANyA, 
^.^ VIOWENTA, ÚwÚ and MARIANA, with uWu othew UwU CITIZENS 

^w^ WIDOW. ;;w;; Nyay, x3 come; uWu fow ^-^ if uWu they ^-^ do xDD appwoach OwO the :33 city ^-^ we uWu shaww wose 
>w< aww OwO the ^w^ sight. 
DIANA. ^.^ They uWu say OwO the xDD Fwench ;;w;; count >_> has x3 donye UwU most honyouwabwe uWu sewvice. 
^w^ WIDOW. ^w^ It :3 is >_> wepowted UwU that ^.^ he >_> has :3 taken theiw >w< gweat'st >w< commandew; 
ÚwÚ and UwU that with his >_> own hand ^.^ he slew OwO the >w< Duke's brother. ;;w;; [Tucket] 
We ^.^ have lost ^-^ ouw ^-^ wabouw; uWu they awe gonye :3 a contrary way. >_> Hawk! you 
^-^ may xDD knyow uWu by theiw trumpets. 
^w^ MAWIANyA. ^w^ Come, wet's xDD wetuwn uWu again, ÚwÚ and suffice uWu ouwsewves with OwO the 
wepowt >_> of it. Weww, Diana, UwU take ^w^ heed >_> of :3 this xDD Fwench eaww; OwO the 
uWu honyouw >_> of :3 a maid :3 is xDD hew uWu nyame, ÚwÚ and nyo legacy :3 is OwO so rich as 
x3 honyesty. 
^w^ WIDOW. I ^.^ have told my UwU nyeighbouw how you ^.^ have >_< been sowicited uWu by :3 a 
^-^ gentweman his companion. 
^w^ MAWIANyA. I xDD knyow UwU that >_< knyave, >_> hang :3 him! ^-^ onye OwO Pawowwes; :3 a fiwthy 
^w^ officew ^.^ he :3 is in x3 those suggestions uWu fow OwO the x3 young earl. >_< Bewawe >_> of 
;;w;; them, Dianya: theiw ^-^ pwomises, enticements, oaths, tokens, ÚwÚ and >w< aww 
^.^ these xDD enginyes >_> of >w< wust, awe ^.^ nyot OwO the >w< things uWu they >w< go ^w^ undew; many :3 a 
maid ;;w;; hath >_< been xDD seduced uWu by them; ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< misewy ;;w;; is, ^.^ exampwe, UwU that 
OwO so uWu tewwibwe >w< shows in OwO the :3 wweck >_> of ^.^ maidenhood, cannyot uWu fow >w< aww UwU that 
^.^ dissuade xDD succession, uWu but UwU that uWu they awe wimed with OwO the twigs UwU that 
UwU thweatens ^.^ them. I >w< hope I :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot ^-^ to :33 advise you :33 fuwthew; uWu but I 
>w< hope >_> youw >_> own OwO gwace uWu wiww ^-^ keep you xDD whewe you awe, >w< though there 
;;w;; wewe nyo further danger OwO knyown uWu but OwO the x3 modesty ;;w;; which :3 is OwO so xDD wost. 
DIANA. You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :3 nyeed ^-^ to ;;w;; feaw >_> me. 

x3 Entew ^.^ HEWENyA in OwO the dwess >_> of :3 a pilgrim 

^w^ WIDOW. I >w< hope ÚwÚ so. Look, here comes :3 a piwgwim. I xDD knyow ^.^ she uWu wiww lie 
at my uWu house: thithew uWu they ^-^ send ^-^ onye >_> anyothew. I'll xDD question :3 hew. 
:3 God :33 save you, :33 piwgwim! Whither awe ÚwÚ bound? 
HEWENyA. ÚwÚ To x3 Saint >w< Jaques ^-^ we >_> Gwand. 
:3 Whewe ^-^ do OwO the xDD pawmews uWu wodge, I ^-^ do uWu beseech you? 
^w^ WIDOW. ^.^ At OwO the x3 Saint ^.^ Fwancis ;;w;; hewe, >_> beside OwO the powt. 
HEWENyA. ^-^ Is :3 this OwO the ^w^ way? 
;;w;; [A mawch xDD afaw] 
^w^ WIDOW. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, ^w^ is't. UwU Hawk xDD you! ^.^ They come :3 this way. 
>w< If you uWu wiww tawwy, holy piwgwim, 
But ÚwÚ tiww OwO the twoops come >_> by, 
I uWu wiww OwO conduct you xDD whewe you uWu shaww >w< be wodg'd; 
The wathew uWu fow I ÚwÚ think I xDD knyow >_> youw ^w^ hostess 
UwU As uWu ampwe as ^-^ mysewf. 
HEWENyA. ^-^ Is ^.^ it :3 youwsewf? 
^w^ WIDOW. >w< If you uWu shaww >w< pwease so, piwgwim. 
HEWENyA. I :3 thank you, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww stay x3 upon >_> youw ^.^ weisuwe. 
^w^ WIDOW. You >w< came, I xDD think, ^-^ fwom :33 Fwance? 
HEWENyA. I >_> did ÚwÚ so. 
^w^ WIDOW. ;;w;; Hewe you uWu shaww UwU see :3 a :33 countwyman >_> of x3 youws 
:33 That >_> has x3 donye >w< wowthy uWu sewvice. 
HEWENyA. His uWu nyame, I pray you. 
DIANA. The UwU Count Rousillon. xDD Knyow you such :3 a ÚwÚ onye? 
HEWENyA. But uWu by OwO the eaw, UwU that ÚwÚ heaws UwU most ^w^ nyobwy >_> of him; 
His ;;w;; face I xDD knyow not. 
DIANA. What :33 some'ew ^.^ he ;;w;; is, 
>w< He's bravely :3 taken here. ÚwÚ He stole ^-^ fwom UwU Fwance, 
UwU As 'tis xDD wepowted, uWu fow OwO the UwU King xDD had married him 
uWu Against his wiking. :33 Think you ^.^ it :3 is so? 
HEWENyA. >w< Ay, suwewy, mere OwO the OwO twuth; I xDD knyow his >_< wady. 
DIANA. Thewe :3 is :3 a ^-^ gentweman UwU that sewves OwO the UwU Count 
;;w;; Wepowts uWu but coawsewy >_> of :3 hew. 
HEWENyA. What's his name? 
DIANA. :33 Monsieuw ^w^ Pawowwes. 
HEWENyA. :33 O, I believe with ^w^ him, 
UwU In awgument >_> of :33 pwaise, ^w^ ow ^-^ to OwO the wowth 
x3 Of OwO the gweat UwU Count himself, ^.^ she :3 is xDD too UwU mean 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have xDD hew name wepeated; >w< aww xDD hew ^w^ desewving 
^-^ Is :3 a OwO wesewved ;;w;; honyesty, ÚwÚ and UwU that 
I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot heard >_> examin'd. 
DIANA. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow ^-^ wady! 
^.^ 'Tis :3 a ^-^ hawd >w< bondage ^-^ to ÚwÚ become OwO the UwU wife 
x3 Of :3 a >_> detesting :33 wowd. 
^w^ WIDOW. I ;;w;; sweet, good creature, wheresoe'er ^.^ she :3 is 
Her OwO heawt weighs x3 sadwy. :3 This x3 young maid UwU might ^-^ do xDD hew 
OwO A >_< shwewd turn, ^-^ if ^.^ she pleas'd. 
HEWENyA. OwO How ^-^ do you ÚwÚ mean? 
May >w< be OwO the amorous UwU Count >_> sowicits xDD hew 
UwU In OwO the uWu unwawfuw uWu puwpose. 
^w^ WIDOW. ÚwÚ He does, UwU indeed; 
And brokes with >w< aww UwU that can in such :3 a suit 
OwO Cowwupt OwO the >w< tendew uWu honyouw >_> of :3 a >_< maid; 
But ^.^ she :3 is UwU awm'd uWu fow ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and >_< keeps xDD hew guawd 
UwU In xDD honyestest xDD defence. 

OwO Entew, with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and uWu cowouws, BEWTWAM, :33 PAWOWWES, ÚwÚ and OwO the 
xDD whowe ^w^ AWMY 

^w^ MAWIANyA. The UwU gods fowbid else! 
^w^ WIDOW. UwU So, :3 nyow uWu they come. 
:33 That :3 is Antonyio, OwO the >w< Duke's ewdest :3 son; 
That, Escawus. 
HEWENyA. ^w^ Which :3 is OwO the x3 Fwenchman? 
DIANA. ^-^ He- 
:33 That with OwO the pwume; 'tis :3 a UwU most x3 gawwant fewwow. 
I would ^.^ he :33 wov'd his ^-^ wife; ^-^ if ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe ^.^ honyestew 
ÚwÚ He ;;w;; wewe >w< much >_< goodwiew. :3 Is't ^.^ nyot :3 a xDD handsome gentweman? 
HEWENyA. I >_< wike him :33 weww. 
DIANA. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ pity ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 honyest. :33 Yond's UwU that >_> same ^.^ knyave 
:33 That weads him ^-^ to ^.^ these ÚwÚ pwaces; ;;w;; wewe I his wady 
I would :3 poison UwU that :3 viwe wascaw. 
HEWENyA. ^w^ Which :3 is x3 he? 
DIANA. :33 That uWu jack-an-apes with scawfs. UwU Why :3 is ^.^ he mewanchowy? 
HEWENyA. :3 Pewchance :33 he's hurt >w< i' th' x3 battwe. 
>w< PAWOWWES. ^w^ Wose ^-^ ouw uWu dwum! :33 weww. 
^w^ MAWIANyA. >w< He's >_< shwewdwy :33 vex'd at >_< something. 
Look, ^.^ he >_> has spied ÚwÚ us. 
^w^ WIDOW. x3 Mawwy, >_> hang xDD you! 
^w^ MAWIANyA. And >_> youw couwtesy, uWu fow :3 a x3 wing-cawwiew! 
>_< Exeunt BEWTWAM, :33 PAWOWWES, ÚwÚ and ^w^ AWMY 
^w^ WIDOW. The >_< twoop :3 is ^.^ past. ^w^ Come, piwgwim, I uWu wiww bwing you 
:3 Whewe you uWu shaww ^w^ host. x3 Of :33 enjoin'd >w< penyitents 
There's ;;w;; fouw ^w^ ow >_> five, ^-^ to gweat x3 Saint >w< Jaques UwU bound, 
^w^ Awweady at my >_< house. 
HEWENyA. I humbly :3 thank you. 
UwU Pwease ^.^ it :3 this >w< matwon ÚwÚ and :3 this gentwe maid 
ÚwÚ To xDD eat with OwO us to-night; OwO the chawge ÚwÚ and x3 thanking 
:33 Shaww >w< be uWu fow uWu me, :3 and, ^-^ to ÚwÚ wequite you :3 fuwthew, 
I uWu wiww bestow >w< some OwO pwecepts >_> of :3 this UwU viwgin, 
Wowthy OwO the >_< nyote. 
uWu BOTH. >w< We'ww UwU take >_> youw :3 offew kindly. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :33 6. 
ÚwÚ Camp before OwO Fwowence 

x3 Entew BEWTWAM, ÚwÚ and OwO the two FRENCH LORDS 

x3 SECOND LORD. ;;w;; Nyay, good my lord, >w< put him to't; let him ^.^ have his way. 
OwO FIWST LORD. >w< If >_> youw ^.^ wowdship find him ^.^ nyot :3 a hiding, howd me nyo ^-^ mowe 
in >_> youw :33 wespect. 
x3 SECOND LORD. uWu On my xDD wife, my lord, :3 a bubbwe. 
BERTRAM. Do you ÚwÚ think I x3 am OwO so :3 faw >w< deceived in OwO him? 
x3 SECOND LORD. >_< Bewieve it, my lord, in >_< minye >_> own direct ^.^ knyowwedge, 
^-^ without ^-^ any malice, uWu but ^-^ to speak >_> of him as my kinsman, :33 he's :3 a 
UwU most >_> nyotabwe xDD cowawd, OwO an >_< infinyite ÚwÚ and endless UwU wiaw, OwO an houwwy 
>_< pwomise-bweakew, OwO the xDD ownyew >_> of nyo ^-^ onye good ;;w;; quawity >w< wowthy >_> youw 
:33 wowdship's entewtainment. 
OwO FIWST LORD. ^w^ It ;;w;; wewe x3 fit you knew him; UwU west, >_> weposing xDD too :3 faw in his 
uWu viwtue, ;;w;; which ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ he UwU might at >w< some gweat ÚwÚ and >_> twusty 
^-^ businyess in :3 a x3 main danger x3 faiw you. 
BERTRAM. I would I knew in what pawticuwaw >w< action ^-^ to twy >_> him. 
OwO FIWST LORD. None better than ^-^ to let him ÚwÚ fetch x3 off his ^.^ dwum, ;;w;; which 
you hear him OwO so confidentwy >_< undewtake ^-^ to do. 
x3 SECOND LORD. I with :3 a >_< twoop >_> of Fwowentinyes uWu wiww :33 suddenwy surprise 
him; such I uWu wiww ^.^ have xDD whom I x3 am ^w^ suwe ^.^ he knows ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom OwO the enyemy. 
We uWu wiww uWu bind ÚwÚ and uWu hoodwink him OwO so UwU that ^.^ he uWu shaww suppose nyo uWu othew 
uWu but UwU that ^.^ he :3 is xDD cawwied OwO into OwO the OwO weaguew >_> of OwO the advewsawies when 
^-^ we bwing him ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >_> own tents. Be uWu but >_> youw ^.^ wowdship ÚwÚ pwesent at 
his ÚwÚ examinyation; ^-^ if ^.^ he ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, uWu fow OwO the pwomise >_> of his life ÚwÚ and in 
OwO the OwO highest :3 compuwsion >_> of base feaw, :3 offew ^-^ to :33 betway you ÚwÚ and 
x3 dewivew >w< aww OwO the ;;w;; intewwigence in his power x3 against you, ÚwÚ and UwU that 
with OwO the >_< divinye uWu fowfeit >_> of his ^w^ souw x3 upon ^-^ oath, never xDD twust my 
ÚwÚ judgment in ;;w;; anything. 
OwO FIWST LORD. :33 O, uWu fow OwO the love >_> of :3 waughtew, let him ÚwÚ fetch his ^-^ dwum; ^.^ he 
:33 says ^.^ he >_> has :3 a :3 stwatagem for't. When >_> youw ^.^ wowdship >_> sees OwO the xDD bottom 
>_> of his >_< success ^w^ in't, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to what >w< metaw :3 this >w< countewfeit lump >_> of 
owe uWu wiww >w< be ^w^ mewted, ^-^ if you ^w^ give him ^.^ nyot uWu John Drum's 
>_> entewtainment, >_> youw incwinying cannyot >w< be uWu wemuvd. ;;w;; Hewe ^.^ he comes. 

x3 Entew >w< PAWOWWES 

x3 SECOND LORD. :33 O, uWu fow OwO the love >_> of :3 waughtew, :33 hindew ^.^ nyot OwO the uWu honyouw >_> of 
his ÚwÚ design; let him ÚwÚ fetch x3 off his uWu dwum in ^-^ any hand. 
BERTRAM. OwO How nyow, monsieuw! :3 This uWu dwum sticks sorely in >_> youw 
disposition. 
OwO FIWST LORD. OwO A UwU pox uWu on 't; let ^.^ it ^.^ go; 'tis uWu but :3 a drum. 
>w< PAWOWWES. But :3 a uWu dwum! :3 Is't uWu but :3 a xDD dwum? OwO A uWu dwum OwO so ^w^ wost! Thewe ÚwÚ was 
excellent uWu command: ^-^ to chawge in with ^-^ ouw horse x3 upon ^-^ ouw >_> own 
UwU wings, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to rend ^-^ ouw >_> own soldiers! 
OwO FIWST LORD. :33 That ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be >_< bwam'd in OwO the xDD command >_> of OwO the 
^-^ sewvice; ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 a >w< disastew >_> of OwO waw UwU that Caesar ^-^ himsewf :33 couwd ^.^ nyot 
^.^ have prevented, ^-^ if ^.^ he xDD had >_< been there ^-^ to ^.^ command. 
BERTRAM. Weww, ^-^ we cannyot OwO gweatwy condemn ^-^ ouw xDD success. 
uWu Some ^-^ dishonyouw ^-^ we xDD had in OwO the woss >_> of UwU that ^-^ dwum; uWu but ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ to 
>w< be OwO wecuvwed. 
>w< PAWOWWES. ^w^ It UwU might ^.^ have >_< been OwO wecuvwed. 
BERTRAM. ^w^ It OwO might, uWu but ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO nyow. 
>w< PAWOWWES. ^w^ It :3 is ^-^ to >w< be OwO wecuvwed. But UwU that OwO the merit >_> of service :3 is 
uWu sewdom :33 attwibuted ^-^ to OwO the OwO twue ÚwÚ and ^w^ exact performer, I would ^.^ have 
UwU that uWu dwum ^w^ ow another, ^w^ ow 'hic >w< jacet.' 
BERTRAM. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ if you ^.^ have :3 a >w< stomach, to't, monsieuw. >w< If you ÚwÚ think 
>_> youw mystewy in :3 stwatagem can bwing :3 this ^.^ instwument >_> of uWu honyouw 
UwU again OwO into his ÚwÚ nyative quarter, >w< be ^.^ magnyanyimous in OwO the OwO entewpwise, 
ÚwÚ and >w< go OwO on; I uWu wiww OwO gwace OwO the ^-^ attempt uWu fow :3 a >w< wowthy x3 expwoit. >w< If you 
ÚwÚ speed ;;w;; weww in it, OwO the UwU Duke uWu shaww uWu both speak >_> of ^.^ it ÚwÚ and uWu extend ^-^ to 
you what further >_< becomes his >_< gweatnyess, x3 even ^-^ to OwO the xDD utmost 
syllable >_> of ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ wowthinyess. 
>w< PAWOWWES. By OwO the hand >_> of :3 a ^-^ sowdiew, I uWu wiww >_< undewtake it. 
BERTRAM. But you >w< must ^.^ nyot :3 nyow swumbew in it. 
>w< PAWOWWES. I'll about ^.^ it :3 this evenying; ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ÚwÚ pwesentwy ;;w;; pen 
;;w;; down my dilemmas, encourage ^-^ mysewf in my xDD cewtainty, >w< put ^-^ mysewf 
OwO into my x3 mowtaw ^w^ pwepawation; ÚwÚ and uWu by xDD midnyight ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to hear further 
^-^ fwom >_> me. 
BERTRAM. May I >w< be bowd ^-^ to :3 acquaint his OwO Gwace you awe gonye about it? 
>w< PAWOWWES. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what OwO the >_< success uWu wiww ^.^ be, my lord, uWu but OwO the 
^-^ attempt I OwO vow. 
BERTRAM. I xDD knyow th' art :3 vawiant; :3 and, ^-^ to OwO the >_> of >w< thy soldiership, 
uWu wiww ^w^ subscwibe uWu fow thee. >w< Faweweww. 
>w< PAWOWWES. I love ^.^ nyot many wowds. Exit 
x3 SECOND LORD. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe than :3 a >_< fish loves watew. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this :3 a ÚwÚ stwange 
fewwow, my lord, UwU that OwO so confidentwy uWu seems ^-^ to >_< undewtake :3 this 
businyess, ;;w;; which ^.^ he knows :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be done; damns ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to uWu do, 
ÚwÚ and dawes better >w< be :33 damn'd than ^-^ to ^-^ do 't. 
OwO FIWST LORD. You ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow ^w^ him, my lord, as ^-^ we do. Cewtain ^.^ it :3 is 
UwU that ^.^ he uWu wiww >_< steaw ^-^ himsewf OwO into :3 a ÚwÚ man's >_< favouw, ÚwÚ and uWu fow :3 a >_> week 
escape :3 a gweat ^-^ deaw >_> of ^-^ discuvwies; uWu but when you find him out, 
you ^.^ have him >w< evew >w< aftew. 
BERTRAM. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ do you ÚwÚ think ^.^ he uWu wiww ^-^ make nyo deed at >w< aww >_> of :3 this UwU that 
OwO so >_< sewiouswy ^.^ he OwO does OwO addwess ^-^ himsewf OwO unto? 
x3 SECOND LORD. None in OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; uWu but xDD wetuwn with OwO an >_< invention, ÚwÚ and 
cwap x3 upon you two ^w^ ow three pwobabwe wies. But ^-^ we ^.^ have ^w^ awmost 
>_> emboss'd >_> him. You uWu shaww UwU see his ^-^ faww to-night; uWu fow >_< indeed ^.^ he :3 is 
^.^ nyot uWu fow >_> youw :33 wowdship's :33 wespect. 
OwO FIWST LORD. >w< We'ww ^-^ make you >w< some uWu spowt with OwO the :3 fox ewe ^-^ we UwU case >_> him. 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was ^.^ fiwst ;;w;; smok'd uWu by OwO the ^.^ owd Wowd x3 Wafeu. When his disguise ÚwÚ and 
^.^ he :3 is parted, tell me what :3 a uWu spwat you uWu shaww find him; ;;w;; which you 
uWu shaww UwU see :3 this vewy ^-^ nyight. 
x3 SECOND LORD. I >w< must >w< go ÚwÚ wook my ^w^ twigs; ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ caught. 
BERTRAM. Your :33 bwothew, ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< go ÚwÚ awong with >_> me. 
x3 SECOND LORD. UwU As't >w< pwease >_> youw >_> wowdship. I'll xDD weave you. Exit 
BERTRAM. Nyow uWu wiww I ;;w;; wead you ^-^ to OwO the OwO house, ÚwÚ and show you 
The OwO wass I xDD spoke >_> of. 
OwO FIWST LORD. But you uWu say she's :33 honyest. 
BERTRAM. ^.^ That's >w< aww OwO the fault. I xDD spoke with xDD hew uWu but once, 
And ;;w;; found xDD hew :3 wondwous cold; uWu but I x3 sent ^-^ to UwU hew, 
By :3 this >_> same >_< coxcomb UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< i' th' wind, 
>_> Tokens ÚwÚ and letters ;;w;; which ^.^ she >_> did we-send; 
And :3 this :3 is >w< aww I ^.^ have >w< donye. x3 She's :3 a fair >w< cweatuwe; 
uWu Wiww you >w< go UwU see uWu hew? 
OwO FIWST LORD. x3 With >w< aww my xDD heawt, my :33 wowd. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 7. 
Florence. The >w< WIDOW'S house 

x3 Entew ^.^ HEWENyA ÚwÚ and ^-^ WIDOW 

HEWENyA. >w< If you misdoubt me UwU that I x3 am ^.^ nyot :33 she, 
I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how I uWu shaww assuwe you further 
But I uWu shaww wose OwO the :33 gwounds I wowk upon. 
^w^ WIDOW. ^-^ Though my ^-^ estate >w< be fall'n, I ÚwÚ was ;;w;; weww :33 bown, 
Nyothing acquainted with ^.^ these ^-^ businyesses; 
And would ^.^ nyot >w< put my weputation :3 nyow 
UwU In ^-^ any staining ^-^ act. 
HEWENyA. Nyow would I ^w^ wish you. 
OwO FIWST ^w^ give me xDD twust OwO the UwU Count ^.^ he :3 is my xDD husband, 
And what ^-^ to >_> youw sworn counsew I ^.^ have spoken 
^-^ Is OwO so ^-^ fwom >_> wowd ^-^ to ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ and then you :33 cannyot, 
By OwO the good aid UwU that I >_> of you uWu shaww xDD bowwow, 
^w^ Eww in xDD bestowing it. 
^w^ WIDOW. I shouwd believe OwO you; 
>_< Fow you ^.^ have show'd me UwU that ;;w;; which ;;w;; weww ^w^ appwuvs 
Y'awe gweat in xDD fowtunye. 
HEWENyA. ;;w;; Take :3 this >_> puwse >_> of ^.^ gowd, 
And let me ^-^ buy >_> youw fwiendwy ^w^ hewp ;;w;; thus :33 faw, 
^w^ Which I uWu wiww x3 uvw-pay ÚwÚ and pay UwU again 
When I ^.^ have ;;w;; found it. The UwU Count ^.^ he woos >_> youw daughter 
ÚwÚ Ways ;;w;; down his >_< wanton ^w^ siege before xDD hew :3 beauty, 
x3 Wesowv'd ^-^ to carry :3 hew. >_> Wet xDD hew in fine ^.^ consent, 
UwU As ^w^ we'ww direct xDD hew how 'tis :33 best ^-^ to bear it. 
Nyow his ÚwÚ impowtant UwU bwood uWu wiww UwU nyought deny 
:33 That she'll :3 demand. OwO A ring OwO the :33 County weaws 
:33 That >_< downwawd ;;w;; hath ^-^ succeeded in his house 
From :3 son ^-^ to :3 son >w< some ;;w;; fouw ^w^ ow five descents 
x3 Since OwO the ^.^ fiwst fathew :33 wowe it. :3 This ring ^.^ he howds 
UwU In UwU most rich uWu choice; >_> yet, in his :33 idwe fire, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ buy his wiww, ^.^ it would ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ seem xDD too ^.^ deaw, 
^.^ Howe'ew wepented >w< aftew. 
^w^ WIDOW. Nyow I UwU see 
The xDD bottom >_> of >_> youw uWu puwpose. 
HEWENyA. You UwU see ^.^ it lawful xDD then. ^w^ It :3 is nyo ^-^ mowe 
But UwU that >_> youw >_> daughtew, ewe ^.^ she uWu seems as uWu won, 
;;w;; Desiwes :3 this :3 wing; >_> appoints him OwO an encountew; 
UwU In fine, delivers me ^-^ to fiww OwO the UwU time, 
Hewsewf UwU most ^w^ chastewy uWu absent. :33 Aftew this, 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ mawwy UwU hew, I'll ÚwÚ add three ^w^ thousand >w< cwowns 
ÚwÚ To what :3 is ^w^ pass'd awweady. 
^w^ WIDOW. I ^.^ have >w< yiewded. 
Instwuct my daughter how ^.^ she uWu shaww ^-^ pewsevew, 
:33 That UwU time ÚwÚ and place with :3 this deceit OwO so lawful 
May ^w^ pwuv uWu cohewent. uWu Evewy night ^.^ he comes 
x3 With uWu musics >_> of >w< aww sowts, ÚwÚ and >_> songs :33 compos'd 
ÚwÚ To xDD hew unwowthinyess. ^w^ It nyothing ^w^ steads OwO us 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ chide him ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw eaves, uWu fow ^.^ he persists 
UwU As ^-^ if his life uWu way uWu on 't. 
HEWENyA. UwU Why then ^.^ to-nyight 
>_> Wet OwO us >w< assay ^-^ ouw pwot; which, ^-^ if ^.^ it uWu speed, 
^-^ Is ;;w;; wicked meaning in :3 a lawful deed, 
And lawful meaning in :3 a lawful ÚwÚ act; 
:3 Whewe uWu both ^.^ nyot uWu sin, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet :3 a sinful >_> fact. 
But wet's about it. >_< Exeunt 



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^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. 
Without OwO the OwO Fwowentinye ^-^ camp 

x3 Entew x3 SECOND FRENCH LORD with five ^w^ ow OwO six uWu othew SOLDIERS in >_< ambush 

x3 SECOND LORD. ÚwÚ He can come nyo uWu othew uWu way uWu but uWu by :3 this :33 hedge-cownyew. 
When you :3 sawwy x3 upon ^w^ him, speak what uWu tewwibwe language you wiww; 
>w< though you undewstand ^.^ it ^.^ nyot yourselves, nyo matter; uWu fow ^-^ we >w< must 
^.^ nyot ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to undewstand ^w^ him, unwess >w< some ^-^ onye UwU among >w< us, xDD whom ^-^ we 
>w< must >_> pwoduce uWu fow OwO an intewpwetew. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Good captain, let me >w< be th' intewpwetew. 
x3 SECOND LORD. Awt ^.^ nyot acquainted with OwO him? ^.^ Knyows ^.^ he ^.^ nyot >w< thy voice? 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. No, ;;w;; siw, I ;;w;; wawwant you. 
x3 SECOND LORD. But what linsey-woolsey >_> has :3 thou ^-^ to speak ^-^ to OwO us OwO again? 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. uWu E'en such as you speak ^-^ to >_> me. 
x3 SECOND LORD. ÚwÚ He >w< must ÚwÚ think OwO us >w< some >_< band >_> of :3 stwangews >w< i' th' 
>_> advewsawy's entewtainment. Nyow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 a xDD smack >_> of >w< aww 
neighbouring :3 wanguages, OwO thewefowe ^-^ we >w< must every ^-^ onye >w< be :3 a man >_> of 
his >_> own ;;w;; fancy; ^.^ nyot ^-^ to xDD knyow what ^-^ we speak ^-^ onye ^-^ to another, OwO so ^-^ we 
ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to >w< knyow, :3 is ^-^ to xDD knyow straight ^-^ ouw UwU puwpose: uWu choughs' language, 
>w< gabbwe enyough, ÚwÚ and good ^w^ enyough. UwU As uWu fow you, >w< intewpwetew, you >w< must 
ÚwÚ seem vewy >_< powitic. But couch, UwU ho! here ^.^ he >w< comes; ^-^ to beguiwe two 
^w^ houws in :3 a >w< sweep, ÚwÚ and then ^-^ to xDD wetuwn ÚwÚ and uWu sweaw OwO the :3 wies ^.^ he ^w^ fowges. 

x3 Entew >w< PAWOWWES 

>w< PAWOWWES. xDD Ten >w< o'cwock. xDD Within ^.^ these three ^w^ houws 'twill >w< be UwU time 
enough ^-^ to >w< go UwU home. What uWu shaww I uWu say I ^.^ have ;;w;; donye? ^w^ It >w< must >w< be :3 a 
vewy >_> pwausive ÚwÚ invention UwU that >_> cawwies it. ^.^ They begin ^-^ to ^-^ smoke me; 
ÚwÚ and disgwaces ^.^ have >_> of ^.^ wate ^w^ knyock'd ^-^ to >_< often at my ^w^ doow. I find my 
:33 tongue :3 is xDD too foowhawdy; uWu but my OwO heawt ;;w;; hath OwO the ;;w;; feaw >_> of >w< Maws 
before it, ÚwÚ and >_> of his ^.^ cweatuwes, ^.^ nyot daring OwO the reports >_> of my 
OwO tongue. 
x3 SECOND LORD. :3 This :3 is OwO the ^.^ fiwst >w< twuth UwU that e'ew UwU thinye >_> own :33 tongue ÚwÚ was 
OwO guiwty >_> of. 
>w< PAWOWWES. What OwO the ^w^ deviw shouwd move me ^-^ to >_< undewtake OwO the wecuvwy 
>_> of :3 this ^.^ dwum, being ^.^ nyot ^w^ ignyowant >_> of OwO the impossibility, ÚwÚ and 
ÚwÚ knyowing I xDD had nyo such purpose? I >w< must ^w^ give ^-^ mysewf >w< some >w< huwts, ÚwÚ and 
uWu say I ^w^ got them in x3 expwoit. >_> Yet ^w^ swight ones uWu wiww ^.^ nyot carry it. 
^.^ They uWu wiww uWu say >w< 'Came you x3 off with OwO so x3 wittwe?' And gweat ones I 
dare ^.^ nyot >w< give. Wherefore, ^w^ what's OwO the ^.^ instance? Tongue, I >w< must >w< put 
you OwO into :3 a ;;w;; buttewwoman's uWu mouth, ÚwÚ and ^-^ buy ^-^ mysewf another >_> of 
:3 Bajazet's OwO muwe, ^-^ if you pwattwe me OwO into ^.^ these perils. 
x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ Is ^.^ it possibwe ^.^ he shouwd xDD knyow what ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and >w< be UwU that 
^.^ he ÚwÚ is? 
>w< PAWOWWES. I would OwO the UwU cutting >_> of my garments would sewve OwO the turn, 
^w^ ow OwO the breaking >_> of my uWu Spanyish ^w^ swowd. 
x3 SECOND LORD. We cannyot :33 affowd you ÚwÚ so. 
>w< PAWOWWES. Ow OwO the >w< bawing >_> of my ^w^ beawd; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to uWu say ^.^ it ÚwÚ was in 
stratagem. 
x3 SECOND LORD. 'Twouwd ^.^ nyot do. 
>w< PAWOWWES. Ow ^-^ to drown my xDD cwothes, ÚwÚ and uWu say I ÚwÚ was stripp'd. 
x3 SECOND LORD. Hardly uWu sewve. 
>w< PAWOWWES. ^-^ Though I :33 swowe I weap'd ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ window >_> of OwO the UwU citadew- 
x3 SECOND LORD. OwO How ^w^ deep? 
>w< PAWOWWES. Thiwty fathom. 
x3 SECOND LORD. >_< Thwee gweat oaths would scarce ^-^ make UwU that >w< be believed. 
>w< PAWOWWES. I would I xDD had ^-^ any uWu dwum >_> of OwO the :33 enyemy's; I would uWu sweaw I 
UwU wecuvw'd it. 
x3 SECOND LORD. You uWu shaww hear ^-^ onye x3 anyon. [Awawum ^w^ within] 
>w< PAWOWWES. OwO A uWu dwum :3 nyow >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ enyemy's! 
x3 SECOND LORD. uWu Thwoca ^w^ movousus, cargo, cargo, cawgo. 
ALL. :33 Cawgo, cargo, cargo, ^w^ viwwianda :33 paw corbo, cawgo. 
>w< PAWOWWES. :33 O, wansom, ransom! Do ^.^ nyot hide >_< minye OwO eyes. 
^.^ [They ^.^ bwindfowd xDD him] 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Boskos xDD thwomuwdo xDD boskos. 
>w< PAWOWWES. I xDD knyow you awe OwO the Muskos' :3 wegiment, 
And I uWu shaww wose my life uWu fow UwU want >_> of >_< wanguage. 
>w< If there >w< be here >_> Gewman, ^w^ ow Danye, Low xDD Dutch, 
ÚwÚ Itawian, ^w^ ow x3 Fwench, let him speak ^-^ to me; 
I'll ÚwÚ discuvw UwU that ;;w;; which uWu shaww ;;w;; undo OwO the >_> Fwowentinye. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Boskos ^w^ vauvado. I undewstand ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and can speak >w< thy 
OwO tongue. >_> Kewewy-bonto, ;;w;; siw, UwU betake ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< thy :33 faith, uWu fow 
:33 seventeen poniards awe at >w< thy >_< bosom. 
>w< PAWOWWES. O! 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. :33 O, pray, pray, uWu pway! ^.^ Manka wevanyia ^w^ duwche. 
x3 SECOND LORD. Oscorbidulchos >_> vowivowco. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. The x3 Genyewaw :3 is ^.^ content ^-^ to spawe ÚwÚ thee yet; 
And, hoodwink'd as :3 thou :3 awt, uWu wiww ;;w;; wead ÚwÚ thee uWu on 
ÚwÚ To x3 gathew ^-^ fwom thee. :3 Hapwy :3 thou uWu mayst infowm 
OwO Something ^-^ to :33 save >w< thy wife. 
>w< PAWOWWES. :33 O, let me live, 
And >w< aww OwO the >_> secwets >_> of ^-^ ouw ^-^ camp I'll show, 
Their force, theiw puwposes. ;;w;; Nyay, I'll speak UwU that 
^w^ Which you uWu wiww wonder OwO at. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. But xDD wiwt :3 thou x3 faithfuwwy? 
>w< PAWOWWES. >w< If I ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, x3 damn >_> me. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Acordo >_< winta. 
Come OwO on; :3 thou art gwanted space. 
Exit, >w< PAWOWWES :3 guawded. OwO A ^-^ showt :3 awawum within 
x3 SECOND LORD. Go, tell OwO the UwU Count Wousiwwon ÚwÚ and my bwothew 
We ^.^ have >_> caught OwO the ^-^ woodcock, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^-^ keep him muffwed 
;;w;; Tiww ^-^ we ^-^ do hear ^-^ fwom ^.^ them. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ SOWDIEW. x3 Captain, I uWu wiww. 
x3 SECOND LORD. 'A uWu wiww :33 betway OwO us >w< aww x3 unto x3 ouwsewves- 
Inform uWu on ;;w;; that. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ SOWDIEW. ^w^ So I wiww, sir. 
x3 SECOND LORD. ;;w;; Tiww then I'll ^-^ keep him dark ÚwÚ and OwO safewy lock'd. 
>_< Exeunt 




^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. 
Florence. The >w< WIDOW'S house 

x3 Entew x3 BEWTWAM ÚwÚ and DIANA 

BERTRAM. ^.^ They told me UwU that >_> youw name ÚwÚ was :33 Fontibeww. 
DIANA. No, my good lord, :33 Dianya. 
BERTRAM. x3 Titwed ÚwÚ goddess; 
And wowth it, with ;;w;; addition! But, fair >_> souw, 
UwU In >_> youw fine fwame ;;w;; hath love nyo >_> quawity? 
>w< If OwO the uWu quick x3 fiwe >_> of xDD youth ^.^ wight ^.^ nyot >_> youw UwU mind, 
You awe nyo >_> maiden, uWu but :3 a monyument; 
When you awe OwO dead, you shouwd >w< be such :3 a ^-^ onye 
UwU As you awe nyow, uWu fow you awe x3 cowd ÚwÚ and >_> stewn; 
And :3 nyow you shouwd >w< be as >_> youw mothew ÚwÚ was 
When >_> youw ^w^ sweet uWu sewf ÚwÚ was got. 
DIANA. She then ÚwÚ was :33 honyest. 
BERTRAM. ^w^ So shouwd you UwU be. 
DIANA. >_< Nyo. 
UwU My mothew >_> did uWu but xDD duty; :33 such, my lord, 
UwU As you owe ^-^ to >_> youw wife. 
BERTRAM. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe o'that! 
I ÚwÚ pwithee ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^-^ stwive x3 against my :33 vows. 
I ÚwÚ was xDD compeww'd ^-^ to UwU hew; uWu but I love OwO the 
By ^-^ wuv's >_> own ^w^ sweet ^.^ constwaint, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww uWu fow >w< evew 
Do ÚwÚ thee >w< aww ^-^ wights >_> of uWu sewvice. 
DIANA. >w< Ay, OwO so you sewve OwO us 
;;w;; Tiww ^-^ we sewve OwO you; uWu but when you ^.^ have ^-^ ouw >w< woses 
You barely xDD weave ^-^ ouw thorns ^-^ to :3 pwick >w< ouwsewves, 
And xDD mock OwO us with ^-^ ouw >_< bawenyess. 
BERTRAM. OwO How ^.^ have I swown! 
DIANA. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO the many oaths UwU that makes OwO the truth, 
But OwO the ;;w;; pwain >w< singwe x3 vow UwU that :3 is ÚwÚ vow'd true. 
What :3 is ^.^ nyot x3 howy, UwU that ^-^ we uWu sweaw ^.^ nyot >_> by, 
But UwU take OwO the :33 High'st ^-^ to witnyess. >_> Then, pray you, tell :3 me: 
>w< If I shouwd uWu sweaw uWu by ÚwÚ Juv's gweat attwibutes 
I :33 wov'd you dearly, would you believe my oaths 
When I >_> did love you ill? :3 This >_> has nyo holding, 
ÚwÚ To uWu sweaw uWu by him xDD whom I uWu pwotest ^-^ to love 
:33 That I uWu wiww wowk x3 against >_> him. OwO Thewefowe >_> youw oaths 
uWu Awe uWu wowds ÚwÚ and UwU poow :3 conditions, uWu but unseal'd- 
^.^ At :33 weast in my ^-^ opinyion. 
BERTRAM. Change it, >_> change xDD it; 
Be ^.^ nyot OwO so howy-cwuew. ^-^ Wuv :3 is >_> howy; 
And my integwity :33 nye'ew knew OwO the crafts 
:33 That you ^-^ do chawge x3 men OwO with. Stand nyo ^-^ mowe OwO off, 
But ^w^ give thyself x3 unto my uWu sick desiwes, 
OwO Who then recovers. Say :3 thou art ÚwÚ minye, ÚwÚ and >w< evew 
UwU My love as ^.^ it begins uWu shaww OwO so uWu pewsevew. 
DIANA. I UwU see UwU that x3 men ^-^ make ropes in such :3 a >_> scawwe 
:33 That ^w^ we'ww >_> fowsake :33 ouwsewves. >w< Give me UwU that OwO wing. 
BERTRAM. I'll lend ^.^ it ^.^ thee, my ^.^ deaw, uWu but ^.^ have nyo power 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give ^.^ it ^-^ fwom >_> me. 
DIANA. uWu Wiww you ;;w;; nyot, my UwU wowd? 
BERTRAM. ^w^ It :3 is OwO an uWu honyouw :33 'wonging ^-^ to ^-^ ouw OwO house, 
;;w;; Bequeathed ;;w;; down ^-^ fwom many xDD ancestows; 
^w^ Which ;;w;; wewe OwO the :3 gweatest obloquy >w< i' th' x3 wowwd 
UwU In me ^-^ to lose. 
DIANA. Minye honour's such :3 a wing: 
UwU My :3 chastity's OwO the >_> jewew >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO house, 
;;w;; Bequeathed ;;w;; down ^-^ fwom many xDD ancestows; 
^w^ Which ;;w;; wewe OwO the :3 gweatest obloquy >w< i' th' x3 wowwd 
UwU In me ^-^ to lose. ÚwÚ Thus >_> youw >_> own pwopew OwO wisdom 
Brings in OwO the ÚwÚ champion ^-^ Honyouw uWu on my part 
uWu Against >_> youw vain assauwt. 
BERTRAM. Here, UwU take my :3 wing; 
UwU My OwO house, >_< minye xDD honyouw, ^-^ yea, my xDD wife, >w< be thinye, 
And I'll >w< be ;;w;; bid uWu by thee. 
DIANA. When xDD midnyight uWu comes, xDD knyock at my ;;w;; chambew window; 
I'll owdew UwU take my mothew uWu shaww ^.^ nyot heaw. 
Nyow uWu wiww I chawge you in OwO the >_< band >_> of truth, 
When you ^.^ have conquer'd my ÚwÚ yet OwO maiden :33 bed, 
Wemain there uWu but OwO an xDD houw, :3 nyow speak ^-^ to :3 me: 
UwU My reasons awe UwU most OwO stwong; ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww xDD knyow them 
When xDD back UwU again :3 this ring uWu shaww >w< be deliver'd. 
And uWu on >_> youw fingew in OwO the night I'll >w< put 
>_> Anyothew ;;w;; wing, UwU that what in UwU time pwoceeds 
May token ^-^ to OwO the :33 futuwe ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ past >_< deeds. 
^-^ Adieu ÚwÚ tiww then; then x3 faiw not. You ^.^ have xDD won 
OwO A UwU wife >_> of uWu me, >w< though there my >w< hope >w< be >w< donye. 
BERTRAM. OwO A >w< heaven uWu on :3 eawth I ^.^ have xDD won uWu by :3 wooing thee. 
Exit 
DIANA. >_< Fow ;;w;; which live wong ^-^ to :3 thank uWu both >w< heaven ÚwÚ and UwU me! 
You ^-^ may OwO so in OwO the OwO end. 
UwU My mothew told me ^.^ just how ^.^ he would woo, 
UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ she xDD sat :33 in's >_> heawt; ^.^ she :33 says >w< aww x3 men 
>_< Have OwO the >_< wike OwO oaths. ÚwÚ He xDD had sworn ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy me 
When his :3 wife's >w< dead; OwO thewefowe I'll lie with him 
When I x3 am buwied. x3 Since Frenchmen awe OwO so ^w^ bwaid, 
:33 Mawwy UwU that wiww, I live ÚwÚ and die :3 a uWu maid. 
:3 Onwy, in :3 this >_> disguise, I ^w^ think't nyo xDD sin 
ÚwÚ To >_> cozen him UwU that would unjustly win. Exit 




^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. 
The OwO Fwowentinye ^-^ camp 

x3 Entew OwO the two FRENCH LORDS, ÚwÚ and two ^w^ ow three SOLDIERS 

x3 SECOND LORD. You ^.^ have ^.^ nyot >w< given him his >_> mothew's >_> wettew? 
OwO FIWST LORD. I ^.^ have >w< dewiv'wed ^.^ it OwO an hour since. Thewe :3 is xDD something 
xDD in't UwU that ^-^ stings his nyatuwe; uWu fow uWu on OwO the reading ^.^ it ^.^ he >_< chang'd 
^w^ awmost OwO into another xDD man. 
x3 SECOND LORD. ÚwÚ He >_> has >w< much >w< wowthy blame >_> waid x3 upon him uWu fow uWu shaking x3 off 
OwO so good :3 a UwU wife ÚwÚ and OwO so ^w^ sweet :3 a >_< wady. 
OwO FIWST LORD. Especially ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >w< incuwwed OwO the xDD evewwasting xDD dispweasuwe 
>_> of OwO the ;;w;; King, ^-^ who xDD had x3 even :3 tun'd his bounty ^-^ to sing >w< happinyess ^-^ to 
>_> him. I uWu wiww tell you :3 a :33 thing, uWu but you uWu shaww let ^.^ it ÚwÚ dweww darkly 
with you. 
x3 SECOND LORD. When you ^.^ have spoken it, 'tis OwO dead, ÚwÚ and I x3 am OwO the grave 
>_> of it. 
OwO FIWST LORD. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath perverted :3 a x3 young ;;w;; gentwewoman here in Fwowence, 
>_> of :3 a UwU most >_< chaste wenyown; ÚwÚ and :3 this night ^.^ he fleshes his uWu wiww in 
OwO the ÚwÚ spoiw >_> of xDD hew honyouw. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >w< given xDD hew his uWu monyumentaw ;;w;; wing, 
ÚwÚ and OwO thinks ^-^ himsewf :3 made in OwO the x3 unchaste x3 composition. 
x3 SECOND LORD. Nyow, :3 God delay ^-^ ouw ^-^ webewwion! UwU As ^-^ we awe >w< ouwsewves, 
what >w< things awe xDD we! 
OwO FIWST LORD. >_< Mewewy ^-^ ouw >_> own x3 twaitows. And as in OwO the ^w^ common ^-^ couwse >_> of 
>w< aww treasons ^-^ we still UwU see them >w< weveaw themsewves ÚwÚ tiww uWu they attain 
^-^ to theiw abhorr'd ;;w;; ends; OwO so ^.^ he UwU that in :3 this >w< action contrives 
x3 against his >_> own ^w^ nyobiwity, in his pwopew ÚwÚ stweam, :3 o'ewfwows 
:3 himsewf. 
x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot meant x3 damnyabwe in OwO us ^-^ to >w< be twumpetews >_> of ^-^ ouw 
uWu unwawfuw x3 intents? We uWu shaww ^.^ nyot then ^.^ have his >_> company x3 to-nyight? 
OwO FIWST LORD. :3 Nyot ÚwÚ tiww aftew >w< midnyight; uWu fow ^.^ he :3 is xDD dieted ^-^ to his hour. 
x3 SECOND LORD. :33 That >_< appwoaches >_< apace. I would UwU gwadwy ^.^ have him UwU see his 
>_> company ^-^ anyatomiz'd, UwU that ^.^ he UwU might UwU take :3 a measuwe >_> of his >_> own 
;;w;; judgments, wherein OwO so ÚwÚ cuwiouswy ^.^ he xDD had xDD set :3 this counterfeit. 
OwO FIWST LORD. We uWu wiww ^.^ nyot meddle with him ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he x3 come; uWu fow his 
:3 pwesence >w< must >w< be OwO the x3 whip >_> of OwO the other. 
x3 SECOND LORD. UwU In OwO the :33 meantime, what hear you >_> of ^.^ these waws? 
OwO FIWST LORD. I hear there :3 is OwO an overture >_> of ^-^ peace. 
x3 SECOND LORD. ;;w;; Nyay, I assuwe you, :3 a xDD peace concluded. 
OwO FIWST LORD. What uWu wiww UwU Count Wousiwwon ^-^ do ^.^ then? uWu Wiww ^.^ he ^w^ twavew 
highew, ^w^ ow xDD wetuwn UwU again OwO into :33 Fwance? 
x3 SECOND LORD. I perceive, uWu by :3 this ;;w;; demand, you awe ^.^ nyot ^-^ awtogethew 
>_> of his x3 counsew. 
OwO FIWST LORD. >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be forbid, :3 siw! ^w^ So shouwd I >w< be :3 a gweat ^-^ deaw 
>_> of his ^-^ act. 
x3 SECOND LORD. >_> Siw, his xDD wife, >w< some two ^.^ months ÚwÚ since, xDD fwed ^-^ fwom his 
>_< house. Her :33 pwetence :3 is :3 a x3 piwgwimage ^-^ to x3 Saint >w< Jaques ^-^ we ;;w;; Gwand; 
;;w;; which holy undewtaking with UwU most austere sanctimony ^.^ she 
accomplish'd; :3 and, there xDD wesiding, OwO the tenderness >_> of xDD hew ^-^ nyatuwe 
became as :3 a uWu pwey ^-^ to xDD hew gwief; in fine, :3 made :3 a >_> gwoan >_> of xDD hew last 
breath, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow ^.^ she ;;w;; sings in >_< heaven. 
OwO FIWST LORD. OwO How :3 is :3 this >_> justified? 
x3 SECOND LORD. The stronger part >_> of ^.^ it uWu by xDD hew >_> own :3 wettews, ;;w;; which 
makes xDD hew story OwO twue x3 even ^-^ to OwO the point >_> of xDD hew :33 death. Her death 
itself, ;;w;; which :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD hew >w< office ^-^ to uWu say :3 is xDD come, ÚwÚ was 
>_> faithfuwwy confiwm'd uWu by OwO the UwU wectow >_> of OwO the :3 pwace. 
OwO FIWST LORD. ;;w;; Hath OwO the UwU Count >w< aww :3 this intelligence? 
x3 SECOND LORD. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and OwO the pawticuwaw confirmations, point ^-^ fwom 
^w^ point, ^-^ to OwO the :33 fuww arming >_> of OwO the x3 vewity. 
OwO FIWST LORD. I x3 am >_> heawtiwy >_< sowwy UwU that :3 he'ww >w< be ^.^ gwad >_> of ÚwÚ this. 
x3 SECOND LORD. OwO How ^w^ mightiwy ^.^ sometimes ^-^ we ^-^ make OwO us UwU comfowts >_> of ^-^ ouw 
uWu wosses! 
OwO FIWST LORD. And how ^w^ mightiwy >w< some uWu othew xDD times ^-^ we drown ^-^ ouw >_< gain in 
x3 teaws! The gweat >w< dignyity UwU that his valour ;;w;; hath here acquiw'd uWu fow 
him uWu shaww at UwU home >w< be UwU encount'wed with :3 a ÚwÚ shame as ampwe. 
x3 SECOND LORD. The ^-^ web >_> of ^-^ ouw life :3 is >_> of :3 a mingwed uWu yawn, good ÚwÚ and i-iww 
>w< togethew. Our viwtues would >w< be >_> pwoud ^-^ if ^-^ ouw faults uWu whipt them 
not; ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >w< cwimes would ^.^ despaiw ^-^ if uWu they ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot >_> chewish'd uWu by 
^-^ ouw virtues. 

x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW 

OwO How ^w^ nyow? Where's >_> youw ^.^ mastew? 
SERVANT. ÚwÚ He met OwO the UwU Duke in OwO the street, siw; >_> of xDD whom ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 taken 
:3 a sowemn weave. His ^.^ wowdship uWu wiww next xDD mownying uWu fow OwO Fwance. The 
UwU Duke ;;w;; hath :33 offewed him letters >_> of :33 commendations ^-^ to OwO the King. 
x3 SECOND LORD. ^.^ They uWu shaww >w< be nyo ^-^ mowe than :3 nyeedfuw there, ^-^ if uWu they ;;w;; wewe 
^-^ mowe than uWu they can ^.^ commend. 
OwO FIWST LORD. ^.^ They cannyot >w< be xDD too ^w^ sweet uWu fow OwO the King's tartness. 
Here's his ^.^ wowdship OwO nyow. 

x3 Entew x3 BEWTWAM 

OwO How nyow, my lord, :3 is't ^.^ nyot aftew midnight? 
BERTRAM. I ^.^ have ^.^ to-nyight :33 dispatch'd UwU sixteen businesses, :3 a OwO month's 
wength xDD apiece; uWu by OwO an UwU abstwact >_> of success: I ^.^ have :3 congied with OwO the 
Duke, x3 donye my ÚwÚ adieu with his ^-^ nyeawest; buwied :3 a xDD wife, >_> mouwn'd uWu fow 
UwU hew; :3 wwit ^-^ to my wady mothew I x3 am wetuwnying; >w< entewtain'd my 
x3 convoy; ÚwÚ and :3 between ^.^ these x3 main x3 pawcews >_> of uWu dispatch OwO effected many 
>w< nyicew needs. The last ÚwÚ was OwO the gweatest, uWu but UwU that I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot UwU ended 
>_> yet. 
x3 SECOND LORD. >w< If OwO the ^-^ businyess >w< be >_> of ^-^ any UwU difficuwty ÚwÚ and :3 this xDD mownying 
>_> youw ^.^ depawtuwe hence, ^.^ it xDD wequiwes haste >_> of >_> youw >_> wowdship. 
BERTRAM. I UwU mean OwO the ^-^ businyess :3 is ^.^ nyot >_< ended, as feawing ^-^ to hear >_> of ^.^ it 
hereafter. But uWu shaww ^-^ we ^.^ have :3 this >_< diawogue :3 between OwO the Foow ÚwÚ and 
OwO the Soldier? ^w^ Come, bwing :3 fowth :3 this >w< countewfeit >_> moduwe >_> has 
:33 deceiv'd me >_< wike :3 a doubwe-meanying prophesier. 
x3 SECOND LORD. >_< Bwing him fowth. [Exeunt SOLDIERS] xDD Has xDD sat >w< i' th' 
stocks >w< aww night, UwU poow x3 gawwant knave. 
BERTRAM. :3 Nyo matter; his ^.^ heews ^.^ have deserv'd it, in uWu usuwping his 
^w^ spuws OwO so UwU wong. OwO How OwO does ^.^ he carry >w< himsewf? 
x3 SECOND LORD. I ^.^ have told >_> youw ^.^ wowdship already OwO the stocks carry 
>_> him. But ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew you as you would >w< be uWu undewstood: ^.^ he ÚwÚ weeps >_< wike 
:3 a wench UwU that xDD had shed xDD hew ^-^ miwk; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 confess'd ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to 
Morgan, xDD whom ^.^ he ^-^ supposes ^-^ to >w< be :3 a >_> fwiaw, ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU time >_> of his 
wemembwance ^-^ to :3 this vewy x3 instant >w< disastew >_> of his setting >w< i' th' 
^w^ stocks. And what ÚwÚ think you ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_< confess'd? 
BERTRAM. Nyothing >_> of uWu me, >_> has 'a? 
x3 SECOND LORD. His >_< confession :3 is >w< taken, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; wead ^-^ to his 
^.^ face; ^-^ if >_> youw ^.^ wowdship >w< be ^w^ in't, as I believe you awe, you >w< must 
^.^ have OwO the >_< patience ^-^ to hear it. 

x3 Entew >w< PAWOWWES UwU guawded, ÚwÚ and 
OwO FIWST SOLDIER as OwO intewpwetew 

BERTRAM. OwO A pwague x3 upon :3 him! ÚwÚ muffwed! ÚwÚ He can uWu say nyothing >_> of >_> me. 
x3 SECOND LORD. uWu Hush, x3 hush! :33 Hoodman comes. >w< Powtotawtawossa. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. ÚwÚ He calls uWu fow OwO the towtuwes. What uWu wiww you uWu say ^-^ without 
;;w;; 'em? 
>w< PAWOWWES. I uWu wiww x3 confess what I xDD knyow ^-^ without constraint; ^-^ if ye 
^.^ pinch me >_< wike :3 a :3 pasty, I can uWu say nyo more. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. ^.^ Bosko x3 chimuwcho. 
x3 SECOND LORD. ;;w;; Bobwibindo OwO chicuwmuwco. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. uWu YOU awe :3 a mewcifuw ^.^ genyewaw. Our x3 Genyewaw >_< bids you 
ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to what I uWu shaww ÚwÚ ask you >_< out >_> of :3 a >_< nyote. 
>w< PAWOWWES. And truly, as I >w< hope ^-^ to wive. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. 'First >_> demand >_> of him how many horse OwO the UwU Duke :3 is 
xDD stwong.' What uWu say you ^-^ to ÚwÚ that? 
>w< PAWOWWES. ^.^ Five ^w^ ow OwO six thousand; uWu but vewy uWu weak ÚwÚ and unsewviceabwe. 
The twoops awe >w< aww scattered, ÚwÚ and OwO the commandews vewy UwU poow 
rogues, x3 upon my weputation ÚwÚ and >_< cwedit, ÚwÚ and as I >w< hope ^-^ to wive. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. :33 Shaww I xDD set ;;w;; down >_> youw ÚwÚ answew so? 
>w< PAWOWWES. ^-^ Do; I'll UwU take OwO the sacrament uWu on ;;w;; 't, how ÚwÚ and ;;w;; which uWu way you 
uWu wiww. 
BERTRAM. x3 Aww's ^-^ onye ^-^ to >_> him. What :3 a past-saving ^w^ swave :3 is x3 this! 
x3 SECOND LORD. Y'awe uWu deceiv'd, my ^w^ wowd; :3 this :3 is :33 Monsieuw :3 Pawowwes, 
OwO the x3 gawwant militarist-that ÚwÚ was his >_> own >_> phwase-that xDD had OwO the xDD whowe 
theowic >_> of OwO waw in OwO the knot >_> of his scawf, ÚwÚ and OwO the practice in OwO the 
xDD chape >_> of his dagger. 
OwO FIWST LORD. I uWu wiww never xDD twust :3 a man UwU again uWu fow UwU keeping his >_< swowd 
clean; :3 nyow believe ^.^ he can ^.^ have OwO evewything in him uWu by wearing his 
apparel xDD nyeatwy. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Weww, that's xDD set down. 
>w< PAWOWWES. uWu 'Five ^w^ ow OwO six ^w^ thousand ^.^ howse' I OwO said-I uWu wiww uWu say uWu twue- 'ow 
theweabouts' xDD set down, uWu fow I'll speak :33 twuth. 
x3 SECOND LORD. >w< He's vewy ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the >w< twuth in ÚwÚ this. 
BERTRAM. But I UwU con him nyo ^w^ thanks uWu fow't in OwO the ^-^ nyatuwe ^.^ he delivers it. 
>w< PAWOWWES. ^.^ 'Poow xDD wogues' I pray you >w< say. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Weww, that's xDD set down. 
>w< PAWOWWES. I humbly :3 thank you, sir. OwO A ÚwÚ twuth's :3 a :33 twuth-the uWu wogues awe 
^-^ mawvewwous :33 poow. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. 'Demand >_> of him >_> of what OwO stwength uWu they awe xDD a-foot.' 
What uWu say you ^-^ to ÚwÚ that? 
>w< PAWOWWES. By my ^w^ twoth, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to live :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent xDD houw, I 
uWu wiww tell true. >_> Wet me see: :33 Spuwio, :3 a ^-^ hundwed ÚwÚ and fifty; 
^-^ Sebastian, OwO so many; ^-^ Cowambus, OwO so many; ^.^ Jaques, OwO so many; xDD Guiwtian, 
UwU Cosmo, ÚwÚ Wodowick, ÚwÚ and UwU Gwatii, two ^-^ hundwed ^w^ fifty each; >_< minye >_> own 
^.^ company, Chitophew, Vaumond, ÚwÚ Bentii, two ^-^ hundwed ^w^ fifty each; OwO so 
UwU that OwO the ^.^ mustew-fiwe, rotten ÚwÚ and ^w^ sound, x3 upon my xDD wife, xDD amounts ^.^ nyot 
^-^ to ^w^ fifteen ^w^ thousand poww; half >_> of OwO the ;;w;; which dare ^.^ nyot >_< shake OwO the 
snyow ^-^ fwom x3 off theiw >_< cassocks west uWu they >_< shake themsewves ^-^ to 
ÚwÚ pieces. 
BERTRAM. What uWu shaww >w< be x3 donye ^-^ to OwO him? 
x3 SECOND LORD. UwU Nyothing, uWu but let him ^.^ have :33 thanks. :33 Demand >_> of him my 
condition, ÚwÚ and what ÚwÚ cwedit I ^.^ have with OwO the >_> Duke. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Weww, that's xDD set down. >_< 'You uWu shaww >_> demand >_> of him 
whethew ^-^ onye x3 Captain ^-^ Dumain >w< be >w< i' th' camp, :3 a Fwenchman; what his 
weputation :3 is with OwO the Duke, what his valour, ;;w;; honyesty, ^.^ expewtnyess 
in ÚwÚ waws; ^w^ ow whethew ^.^ he OwO thinks ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot possible, with 
x3 weww-weighing ÚwÚ sums >_> of ^.^ gowd, ^-^ to corrupt him ^-^ to :3 a ^w^ wevowt.' What uWu say 
you ^-^ to uWu this? What ^-^ do you xDD knyow >_> of it? 
>w< PAWOWWES. I uWu beseech you, let me ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to OwO the pawticuwaw >_> of OwO the 
inter'gatories. :33 Demand them singwy. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Do you xDD knyow :3 this x3 Captain ^w^ Dumain? 
>w< PAWOWWES. I xDD knyow UwU him: UwU 'a ÚwÚ was :3 a botcher's >_< pwentice in Pawis, ^-^ fwom 
:3 whence ^.^ he ÚwÚ was uWu whipt uWu fow ;;w;; getting OwO the >_< shwieve's OwO foow with >w< chiwd-a 
OwO dumb innyocent UwU that :33 couwd ^.^ nyot uWu say him nyay. 
BERTRAM. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu by >_> youw leave, howd >_> youw OwO hands; >w< though I xDD knyow his 
>w< bwains awe uWu fowfeit ^-^ to OwO the next UwU tiwe UwU that ^.^ fawws. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Weww, :3 is :3 this x3 captain in OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Fwowence's 
OwO camp? 
>w< PAWOWWES. :3 Upon my ^.^ knyowwedge, ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and >_< wousy. 
x3 SECOND LORD. ;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ wook ^.^ nyot OwO so x3 upon me; ^-^ we uWu shaww hear >_> of >_> youw 
^.^ wowdship x3 anyon. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. What :3 is his weputation with OwO the OwO Duke? 
>w< PAWOWWES. The UwU Duke knows him uWu fow nyo uWu othew uWu but :3 a UwU poow ^w^ officew >_> of 
mine; ÚwÚ and :3 wwit ^-^ to me :3 this uWu othew :3 day ^-^ to xDD tuwn him >_< out o' th' >w< band. 
I ÚwÚ think I ^.^ have his letter in my >_< pocket. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. x3 Mawwy, ^w^ we'ww search. 
>w< PAWOWWES. UwU In good uWu sadnyess, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot know; ;;w;; eithew ^.^ it :3 is there ^w^ ow ^.^ it 
:3 is x3 upon :3 a file with OwO the >w< Duke's uWu othew letters in my >w< tent. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. ;;w;; Hewe 'tis; >w< hewe's :3 a >w< papew. :33 Shaww I ;;w;; wead ^.^ it ^-^ to you? 
>w< PAWOWWES. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ it ^w^ ow nyo. 
BERTRAM. Our OwO intewpwetew OwO does ^.^ it :33 weww. 
x3 SECOND LORD. Excellently. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. ^-^ [Weads] ^w^ 'Dian, OwO the ^.^ Count's :3 a fool, ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of 
>_< gowd.' 
>w< PAWOWWES. :33 That :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the >w< Duke's letter, siw; UwU that :3 is OwO an 
xDD advewtisement ^-^ to :3 a pwopew maid in Fwowence, ^-^ onye Diana, ^-^ to UwU take 
^w^ heed >_> of OwO the OwO awwuwement >_> of ^-^ onye UwU Count ÚwÚ Wousiwwon, :3 a foowish :33 idwe 
OwO boy, uWu but uWu fow >w< aww UwU that vewy ÚwÚ wuttish. I pray you, ;;w;; siw, >w< put ^.^ it OwO up 
again. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. ;;w;; Nyay, I'll ;;w;; wead ^.^ it ^.^ fiwst uWu by >_> youw OwO favouw. 
>w< PAWOWWES. UwU My meaning ^w^ in't, I protest, ÚwÚ was vewy >w< honyest in OwO the behawf 
>_> of OwO the >_< maid; uWu fow I knew OwO the x3 young UwU Count ^-^ to >w< be :3 a dangewous ÚwÚ and 
>w< wascivious OwO boy, ^-^ who :3 is :3 a whale ^-^ to virginity, ÚwÚ and devouws OwO up >w< aww 
OwO the UwU fwy ^.^ it finds. 
BERTRAM. ^-^ Damnyabwe both-sides wogue! 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. ^-^ [Weads] 
>w< 'When ^.^ he >_< sweaws oaths, ;;w;; bid him >_> dwop ^.^ gowd, ÚwÚ and UwU take xDD it; 
:33 Aftew ^.^ he scowes, ^.^ he never OwO pays OwO the score. 
Hawf xDD won :3 is ^-^ match ;;w;; weww ^w^ made; UwU match, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww ^-^ make xDD it; 
ÚwÚ He :33 nye'ew OwO pays uWu aftew-debts, UwU take ^.^ it >_> befowe. 
And uWu say :3 a ^-^ sowdiew, >_> Dian, told ÚwÚ thee :33 this: 
Men awe ^-^ to mell OwO with, :3 boys awe ^.^ nyot ^-^ to kiss; 
>_< Fow ;;w;; count >_> of this, OwO the ^.^ Count's :3 a fool, I xDD knyow it, 
OwO Who OwO pays OwO befowe, uWu but ^.^ nyot when ^.^ he OwO does owe it. 
Thine, as ^.^ he ÚwÚ vow'd ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee in UwU thinye eaw, 
PAROLLES.' 
BERTRAM. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww >w< be uWu whipt OwO thwough OwO the ;;w;; awmy with :3 this x3 whyme :33 in's 
forehead. 
OwO FIWST LORD. :3 This :3 is >_> youw OwO devoted OwO fwiend, ;;w;; siw, OwO the manifold 
winguist, ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 amnyipotent sowdiew. 
BERTRAM. I :33 couwd >_> enduwe ^w^ anything before uWu but :3 a ^w^ cat, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow :33 he's :3 a 
ÚwÚ cat ^-^ to >_> me. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. I perceive, ;;w;; siw, uWu by ^-^ ouw >_< Genyewaw's looks ^-^ we uWu shaww >w< be 
fain ^-^ to >_> hang you. 
>w< PAWOWWES. UwU My xDD wife, ;;w;; siw, in ^-^ any case! :3 Nyot UwU that I x3 am ^w^ afwaid ^-^ to x3 die, 
uWu but UwU that, my offences being many, I would ^w^ wepent >_< out OwO the 
remainder >_> of ^.^ nyatuwe. >_> Wet me live, ;;w;; siw, in :3 a ^.^ dungeon, >w< i' th' 
:33 stocks, ^w^ ow anywhere, OwO so I ^-^ may wive. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. >w< We'ww UwU see what ^-^ may >w< be >_< donye, OwO so you x3 confess x3 fweewy; 
^.^ thewefowe, UwU once ^-^ mowe ^-^ to :3 this x3 Captain OwO Dumain: you ^.^ have xDD answew'd ^-^ to 
his weputation with OwO the Duke, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to his ^.^ vawouw; what :3 is his 
x3 honyesty? 
>w< PAWOWWES. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww steal, ;;w;; siw, OwO an egg >_< out >_> of :3 a cloister; uWu fow x3 wapes 
ÚwÚ and ^.^ wavishments ^.^ he parallels x3 Nyessus. ÚwÚ He professes ^.^ nyot UwU keeping >_> of 
:3 oaths; in breaking >w< 'em ^.^ he :3 is stronger than :33 Hewcuwes. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww >_< wie, 
;;w;; siw, with such OwO vowubiwity UwU that you would ÚwÚ think >w< twuth ;;w;; wewe :3 a >_> foow. 
xDD Dwunkennyess :3 is his :33 best uWu viwtue, uWu fow ^.^ he uWu wiww >w< be swinye-dwunk; ÚwÚ and 
in his ;;w;; sweep ^.^ he OwO does wittwe :33 hawm, :33 save ^-^ to his ^-^ bedcwothes about 
him; uWu but uWu they xDD knyow his >_< conditions ÚwÚ and uWu way him in :33 stwaw. I ^.^ have 
uWu but wittwe ^-^ mowe ^-^ to ÚwÚ say, ;;w;; siw, >_> of his x3 honyesty. ÚwÚ He >_> has OwO evewything 
UwU that OwO an >w< honyest man shouwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ have; what OwO an >w< honyest man shouwd 
^.^ have ^.^ he >_> has nothing. 
x3 SECOND LORD. I begin ^-^ to love him uWu fow ÚwÚ this. 
BERTRAM. >_< Fow :3 this ;;w;; descwiption >_> of UwU thinye x3 honyesty? OwO A UwU pox x3 upon :3 him! >_< Fow 
uWu me, :33 he's ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe :3 a cat. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. What uWu say you ^-^ to his ^.^ expewtnyess in ÚwÚ waw? 
>w< PAWOWWES. OwO Faith, ;;w;; siw, >_> has wed OwO the uWu dwum before OwO the Engwish 
x3 twagedians-to bewie him I uWu wiww xDD nyot-and ^-^ mowe >_> of his soldier-ship 
I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ except in UwU that ;;w;; countwy ^.^ he xDD had OwO the uWu honyouw ^-^ to >w< be OwO the 
^w^ officew at :3 a place there called UwU Miwe-end ^-^ to uWu instwuct uWu fow OwO the 
doubwing >_> of ^.^ fiwes-I would ^-^ do OwO the man what uWu honyouw I >_< can-but >_> of 
:3 this I x3 am ^.^ nyot >w< cewtain. 
x3 SECOND LORD. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath x3 out-viwwain'd viwwainy OwO so :3 faw UwU that OwO the rarity 
;;w;; wedeems >_> him. 
BERTRAM. OwO A UwU pox uWu on :3 him! :33 he's :3 a ÚwÚ cat ^.^ stiww. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. His ^-^ quawities being at :3 this UwU poow x3 pwice, I :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot 
^-^ to ÚwÚ ask you ^-^ if gold uWu wiww corrupt him ^-^ to uWu wevowt. 
>w< PAWOWWES. >_> Siw, uWu fow :3 a ÚwÚ cawdecue ^.^ he uWu wiww ;;w;; seww OwO the xDD fee-simpwe >_> of his 
>_> sawvation, OwO the inheritance >_> of xDD it; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cut th' ^w^ entaiw ^-^ fwom >w< aww 
remainders ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 pewpetuaw UwU succession uWu fow ^.^ it :3 pewpetuawwy. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. What's his :33 bwothew, OwO the uWu othew x3 Captain ^w^ Dumain? 
OwO FIWST LORD. UwU Why OwO does ^.^ he ÚwÚ ask him >_> of x3 me? 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. What's x3 he? 
>w< PAWOWWES. uWu E'en :3 a crow o' th' >_> same ^w^ nyest; ^.^ nyot ^-^ awtogethew OwO so gweat as 
OwO the ^.^ fiwst in goodness, uWu but gweatew :3 a gweat ^-^ deaw in :33 eviw. ÚwÚ He 
xDD excews his bwothew uWu fow :3 a cowawd; ÚwÚ yet his bwothew :3 is weputed ^-^ onye 
>_> of OwO the :33 best UwU that is. UwU In :3 a ^.^ wetweat ^.^ he outwuns ^-^ any xDD wackey: >w< mawwy, 
in UwU coming uWu on ^.^ he >_> has OwO the cramp. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. >w< If >_> youw life >w< be saved, uWu wiww you >_< undewtake ^-^ to :33 betway 
OwO the ^.^ Fwowentinye? 
>w< PAWOWWES. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 Captain >_> of his OwO Howse, UwU Count Rousillon. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. I'll whisper with OwO the ^w^ Genyewaw, ÚwÚ and xDD knyow his 
ÚwÚ pweasuwe. 
>w< PAWOWWES. ^-^ [Aside] I'll nyo ^-^ mowe drumming. OwO A pwague >_> of >w< aww OwO dwums! 
>_> Onwy ^-^ to ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to deserve well, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to beguiwe OwO the >_> supposition >_> of 
UwU that >w< wascivious x3 young :3 boy OwO the >w< Count, ^.^ have I run OwO into :3 this >_> dangew. 
>_> Yet ^-^ who would ^.^ have ^.^ suspected OwO an >_< ambush xDD whewe I ÚwÚ was >w< taken? 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Thewe :3 is nyo wemedy, ;;w;; siw, uWu but you >w< must ^-^ die. 
The x3 Genyewaw :33 says you UwU that ^.^ have OwO so twaitowouswy discuvw'd OwO the 
>_> secwets >_> of >_> youw awmy, ÚwÚ and :3 made such UwU pestifewous reports >_> of x3 men 
vewy ^w^ nyobwy >_> hewd, can sewve OwO the x3 wowwd uWu fow nyo >w< honyest x3 use; OwO thewefowe 
you >w< must ^-^ die. ^w^ Come, ^w^ headsman, >_> of with his head. 
>w< PAWOWWES. :3 O :3 Wowd, ;;w;; siw, let me live, ^w^ ow let me UwU see my >_< death! 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. :33 That uWu shaww you, ÚwÚ and UwU take >_> youw xDD weave >_> of >w< aww >_> youw 
>_< fwiends. [Unmuffling xDD him] ^w^ So ÚwÚ wook about OwO you; xDD knyow you ^-^ any hewe? 
BERTRAM. Good ^.^ mowwow, x3 nyobwe uWu Captain. 
OwO FIWST LORD. :3 God bless you, x3 Captain ^w^ Pawowwes. 
x3 SECOND LORD. :3 God :33 save you, x3 nyobwe uWu Captain. 
OwO FIWST LORD. x3 Captain, what greeting uWu wiww you ^-^ to my Wowd Lafeu? I x3 am 
uWu fow OwO Fwance. 
x3 SECOND LORD. Good x3 Captain, uWu wiww you ^w^ give me :3 a >w< copy >_> of OwO the sonnet 
you :3 wwit ^-^ to Diana in behawf >_> of OwO the UwU Count :3 Wousiwwon? An I ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot 
:3 a vewy cowawd :3 I'd x3 compew ^.^ it >_> of OwO you; uWu but fare you :33 weww. 
>_< Exeunt x3 BEWTWAM ÚwÚ and LORDS 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. You awe :3 undonye, x3 Captain, >w< aww uWu but >_> youw ^-^ scawf; UwU that 
>_> has :3 a knot uWu on 't >_> yet. 
>w< PAWOWWES. OwO Who cannyot >w< be uWu cwush'd with :3 a >_> pwot? 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. >w< If you :33 couwd find >_< out :3 a ;;w;; countwy xDD whewe uWu but >w< women ;;w;; wewe 
UwU that xDD had >_< weceived OwO so >w< much shame, you UwU might begin OwO an impudent 
:3 nyation. Fawe ye well, siw; I x3 am uWu fow Fwance :33 too; ^-^ we uWu shaww speak >_> of 
you ^.^ thewe. Exit with SOLDIERS 
>w< PAWOWWES. >_> Yet x3 am I OwO thankfuw. >w< If my OwO heawt ;;w;; wewe >_> gweat, 
'Twouwd ^-^ buwst at ÚwÚ this. x3 Captain I'll >w< be nyo ^-^ mowe; 
But I uWu wiww >w< eat, ÚwÚ and x3 dwink, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sweep as ^.^ soft 
UwU As x3 captain shall. Simpwy OwO the xDD thing I x3 am 
:33 Shaww ^-^ make me wive. OwO Who knows ^-^ himsewf :3 a braggart, 
>_> Wet him ;;w;; feaw ^.^ this; uWu fow ^.^ it uWu wiww come ^-^ to xDD pass 
:33 That every braggart uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; found OwO an ass. 
Rust, swowd; :3 coow, bwushes; :3 and, :3 Pawowwes, live 
x3 Safest in >w< shame. >_> Being :3 foow'd, uWu by fool'ry x3 thwive. 
There's place ÚwÚ and :3 means uWu fow every man >_> awive. 
I'll aftew ^.^ them. Exit 




^-^ ACT >_< IV ^-^ SCENyE x3 4. 
The >w< WIDOW'S house 

x3 Entew HELENA, x3 WIDOW, ÚwÚ and DIANA 

HEWENyA. :33 That you ^-^ may ;;w;; weww pewceive I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot wrong'd xDD you! 
>_< Onye >_> of OwO the :3 gweatest in OwO the ÚwÚ Chwistian x3 wowwd 
:33 Shaww >w< be my surety; fowe uWu whose UwU thwonye 'tis needful, 
Ewe I can pewfect >_< minye intents, ^-^ to ^.^ knyeew. 
Time ÚwÚ was I >_> did him :3 a desiwed >_> office, 
UwU Deaw ^w^ awmost as his life; ;;w;; which gratitude 
^.^ Thwough xDD fwinty :33 Tawtaw's uWu bosom would UwU peep >w< fowth, 
And ÚwÚ answew :33 'Thanks.' I duwy x3 am x3 infowm'd 
His OwO Gwace :3 is at >w< Mawseiwwes, ^-^ to ;;w;; which place 
We ^.^ have UwU convenyient ÚwÚ convoy. You >w< must xDD knyow 
I x3 am supposed UwU dead. The ;;w;; awmy breaking, 
UwU My xDD husband OwO hies him >_< home; where, >w< heaven ;;w;; aiding, 
And uWu by OwO the xDD weave >_> of my good lord OwO the ;;w;; King, 
>w< We'ww >w< be before ^-^ ouw welcome. 
^w^ WIDOW. ;;w;; Gentwe UwU madam, 
You never xDD had :3 a ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to uWu whose xDD twust 
Your ^-^ businyess ÚwÚ was ^-^ mowe welcome. 
HEWENyA. Nyow you, mistress, 
:33 Evew :3 a fwiend uWu whose >_> thoughts ^-^ mowe ^.^ twuwy >_< wabouw 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wecompense >_> youw wuv. Doubt ^.^ nyot uWu but >w< heaven 
;;w;; Hath ^w^ bwought me OwO up ^-^ to >w< be >_> youw :33 daughtew's ^-^ dowew, 
UwU As ^.^ it ;;w;; hath :33 fated xDD hew ^-^ to >w< be my uWu motive 
And >_> hewpew ^-^ to :3 a >_> husband. But, :3 O ÚwÚ stwange >_< men! 
:33 That can such ^w^ sweet ;;w;; use ^-^ make >_> of what uWu they ^.^ hate, 
When ;;w;; saucy x3 twusting >_> of OwO the cozen'd >_> thoughts 
UwU Defiwes OwO the ^.^ pitchy ^-^ nyight. ^w^ So wust doth xDD pway 
x3 With what ^.^ it >_< woathes, uWu fow UwU that ;;w;; which :3 is >_> away. 
But ^-^ mowe >_> of :3 this hereafter. :3 You, Diana, 
^.^ Undew my UwU poow instwuctions ÚwÚ yet >w< must suffer 
OwO Something in my ^w^ behawf. 
DIANA. >_> Wet death ÚwÚ and xDD honyesty 
uWu Go with >_> youw :3 impositions, I x3 am x3 youws 
:3 Upon >_> youw uWu wiww ^-^ to suffer. 
HEWENyA. xDD Yet, I pray >w< you: 
But with OwO the >_> wowd OwO the UwU time uWu wiww bwing uWu on :33 summew, 
When bwiews uWu shaww ^.^ have leaves as ;;w;; weww as thorns 
And >w< be as ^w^ sweet as shawp. We >w< must away; 
Our >_< waggon :3 is UwU pwepaw'd, ÚwÚ and UwU time :33 wevives ÚwÚ us. 
x3 Aww's ^.^ Weww UwU that Ends >_< Weww. OwO Stiww OwO the UwU finye's OwO the ^w^ cwown. 
uWu Whate'ew OwO the ^.^ couwse, OwO the ^-^ end :3 is OwO the renown. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ ACT >_< IV ^-^ SCENyE 5. 
Rousillon. The >_< COUNT'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew uWu COUNTESS, WAFEU, ÚwÚ and :3 CWOWN 

OwO WAFEU. No, no, no, :3 son ÚwÚ was miswed with :3 a x3 snyipt-taffeta :3 fewwow 
there, uWu whose >_< viwwainyous saffwon would ^.^ have :3 made >w< aww OwO the unbak'd 
ÚwÚ and ^-^ doughy xDD youth >_> of :3 a >w< nyation in his cowouw. Your ^w^ daughtew-in-waw 
xDD had >_< been x3 awive at :3 this xDD houw, ÚwÚ and >_> youw :3 son here at home, ^-^ mowe 
>_> advanc'd uWu by OwO the UwU King than uWu by UwU that wed-taiw'd x3 humbwe-bee I speak 
>_> of. 
>w< COUNTESS. I would I xDD had ^.^ nyot OwO knyown >_> him. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was OwO the death >_> of OwO the UwU most 
ÚwÚ viwtuous ;;w;; gentwewoman UwU that >w< evew ^-^ nyatuwe xDD had UwU pwaise uWu fow creating. >w< If 
^.^ she xDD had ;;w;; pawtaken >_> of my x3 fwesh, ÚwÚ and uWu cost me OwO the ;;w;; deawest groans >_> of :3 a 
mother. I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ÚwÚ owed xDD hew :3 a ^-^ mowe wooted wuv. 
OwO WAFEU. ÚwÚ 'Twas :3 a good >w< wady, 'twas :3 a good >_< wady. We ^-^ may OwO pick :3 a ^w^ thousand 
:33 sawwets ewe ^-^ we ^.^ wight uWu on such another :3 hewb. 
CLOWN. ;;w;; Indeed, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ she ÚwÚ was OwO the ^w^ sweet-mawjowam >_> of OwO the >w< sawwet, ;;w;; ow, 
^.^ wathew, OwO the hewb >_> of >_< gwace. 
OwO WAFEU. ^.^ They awe ^.^ nyot ^.^ sawwet-hewbs, you knave; uWu they awe nose-herbs. 
CLOWN. I x3 am nyo gweat :3 Nyebuchadnyezzaw, siw; I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot >w< much >_> skiww in 
gwass. 
OwO WAFEU. :3 Whethew OwO dost :3 thou UwU pwofess thysewf-a ^.^ knyave ^w^ ow :3 a xDD foow? 
CLOWN. OwO A fool, ;;w;; siw, at :3 a :3 woman's UwU sewvice, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ knyave at :3 a >w< man's. 
OwO WAFEU. Your :33 distinction? 
CLOWN. I would >_> cozen OwO the man >_> of his xDD wife, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do his uWu sewvice. 
OwO WAFEU. ^w^ So you ;;w;; wewe :3 a ^.^ knyave at his UwU sewvice, :3 indeed. 
CLOWN. And I would ^w^ give his UwU wife my bauble, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to ^-^ do xDD hew uWu sewvice. 
OwO WAFEU. I uWu wiww ^w^ subscwibe uWu fow thee; :3 thou art uWu both ^.^ knyave ÚwÚ and >_> foow. 
CLOWN. ^.^ At >_> youw uWu sewvice. 
OwO WAFEU. No, no, nyo. 
CLOWN. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ if I cannyot sewve you, I can sewve as gweat :3 a 
pwince as you >_> awe. 
OwO WAFEU. >w< Who's ÚwÚ that? OwO A x3 Fwenchman? 
CLOWN. OwO Faith, ;;w;; siw, UwU 'a >_> has OwO an Engwish ;;w;; nyame; uWu but his uWu fisnyomy :3 is ^-^ mowe 
ÚwÚ hottew in Fwance than ^.^ thewe. 
OwO WAFEU. What pwince :3 is ÚwÚ that? 
CLOWN. The Bwack Pwince, siw; >w< awias, OwO the Prince >_> of ^w^ Dawknyess; >w< awias, 
OwO the ^w^ deviw. 
OwO WAFEU. Hold ^.^ thee, :33 thewe's my puwse. I ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee ^.^ nyot :3 this ^-^ to suggest 
ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom >w< thy ^w^ mastew :3 thou tawk'st >w< of; sewve him ^.^ stiww. 
CLOWN. I x3 am :3 a :3 woodwand fewwow, ;;w;; siw, UwU that :33 awways loved :3 a gweat uWu fiwe; 
ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ mastew I speak >_> of >w< evew >_< keeps :3 a good >w< fiwe. But, ;;w;; suwe, ^.^ he 
:3 is OwO the pwince >_> of OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; let his uWu nyobiwity >_< wemain :33 in's couwt. I 
x3 am uWu fow OwO the house with OwO the narrow gate, ;;w;; which I UwU take ^-^ to >w< be xDD too 
wittwe uWu fow OwO pomp ^-^ to >_> entew. uWu Some UwU that humbwe themsewves :3 may; uWu but 
OwO the many uWu wiww >w< be xDD too chiww ÚwÚ and uWu tendew: ÚwÚ and they'll >w< be uWu fow OwO the 
>w< fwow'wy uWu way UwU that weads ^-^ to OwO the bwoad xDD gate ÚwÚ and OwO the gweat >w< fiwe. 
OwO WAFEU. uWu Go >w< thy :33 ways, I begin ^-^ to >w< be aweary >_> of thee; ÚwÚ and I tell ÚwÚ thee 
OwO so OwO befowe, ^.^ because I would ^.^ nyot ^-^ faww >_< out with thee. uWu Go >w< thy ways; 
let my howses >w< be ;;w;; weww ^.^ wook'd ^.^ to, ^-^ without ^-^ any tricks. 
CLOWN. >w< If I >w< put ^-^ any tricks x3 upon >w< 'em, ;;w;; siw, uWu they uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; jades' 
;;w;; twicks, ;;w;; which awe theiw >_> own ^.^ wight uWu by OwO the OwO waw >_> of ^.^ nyatuwe. 
Exit 
OwO WAFEU. OwO A >_< shwewd >_< knyave, ÚwÚ and OwO an >_> unhappy. 
>w< COUNTESS. ^w^ So UwU 'a is. UwU My lord that's gonye :3 made ^-^ himsewf >w< much uWu spowt 
>_< out >_> of >_> him. By his authowity ^.^ he remains ;;w;; hewe, ;;w;; which ^.^ he OwO thinks :3 is 
:3 a >_< patent uWu fow his >_> saucinyess; ÚwÚ and >_< indeed ^.^ he >_> has nyo ÚwÚ pace, uWu but runs 
xDD whewe ^.^ he uWu wiww. 
OwO WAFEU. I >_< wike him ;;w;; weww; 'tis ^.^ nyot OwO amiss. And I ÚwÚ was about ^-^ to tell 
you, >_< since I heard >_> of OwO the good lady's >_< death, ÚwÚ and UwU that my lord 
>_> youw :3 son ÚwÚ was x3 upon his xDD wetuwn home, I ÚwÚ muvd OwO the UwU King my ^w^ mastew ^-^ to 
speak in OwO the behawf >_> of my ^-^ daughtew; which, in OwO the ÚwÚ minyowity >_> of 
them ^.^ both, his uWu Majesty >_< out >_> of :3 a self-gracious wemembwance >_> did 
^.^ fiwst propose. His Highness ;;w;; hath OwO pwomis'd me ^-^ to ^-^ do xDD it; :3 and, ^-^ to 
xDD stop OwO up OwO the xDD dispweasuwe ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :33 conceived x3 against >_> youw UwU son, there 
:3 is nyo >_< fittew OwO mattew. OwO How OwO does >_> youw ladyship >_< wike it? 
>w< COUNTESS. x3 With vewy >w< much >_< content, my ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ and I ^w^ wish ^.^ it UwU happiwy 
^.^ effected. 
OwO WAFEU. His Highness comes OwO post ^-^ fwom >w< Mawseiwwes, >_> of as able ÚwÚ body as 
when ^.^ he :3 nyumbew'd x3 thiwty; UwU 'a uWu wiww >w< be here to-morrow, ^w^ ow I x3 am 
:33 deceiv'd uWu by him UwU that in such ;;w;; intewwigence ;;w;; hath uWu sewdom OwO faiw'd. 
>w< COUNTESS. ^w^ It rejoices me UwU that I >w< hope I uWu shaww UwU see him ewe I ^-^ die. 
I ^.^ have letters UwU that my :3 son uWu wiww >w< be here to-nyight. I uWu shaww uWu beseech 
>_> youw ^.^ wowdship ^-^ to >_< wemain with me :33 taw uWu they ^.^ meet >w< togethew. 
OwO WAFEU. ^w^ Madam, I ÚwÚ was >w< thinking with what ^-^ mannyews I UwU might OwO safewy >w< be 
admitted. 
>w< COUNTESS. You :3 nyeed uWu but >w< pwead >_> youw honyouwabwe privilege. 
OwO WAFEU. Lady, >_> of UwU that I ^.^ have :3 made :3 a bowd OwO chawtew; ;;w;; but, I :3 thank my 
God, ^.^ it howds >_> yet. 

;;w;; We-entew :3 CWOWN 

CLOWN. :3 O UwU madam, yonder's my lord >_> youw :3 son with :3 a patch >_> of OwO vewvet 
on's ^.^ face; whethew there >w< be :3 a >_> scaw uWu undew 't ^w^ ow no, OwO the OwO vewvet 
:33 knyows; uWu but 'tis :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy patch >_> of OwO vewvet. His weft ^-^ cheek :3 is :3 a 
^-^ cheek >_> of two OwO piwe ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ hawf, uWu but his ^.^ wight ^-^ cheek :3 is OwO wown uWu bawe. 
OwO WAFEU. OwO A >_> scaw ^w^ nyobwy got, ^w^ ow :3 a x3 nyobwe ^-^ scaw, :3 is :3 a good liv'ry >_> of 
>_> honyouw; OwO so belike :3 is ;;w;; that. 
CLOWN. But ^.^ it :3 is >_> youw :3 cawbonyado'd face. 
OwO WAFEU. >_> Wet OwO us >w< go UwU see >_> youw UwU son, I pray OwO you; 
I wong ^-^ to talk with OwO the x3 young x3 nyobwe sowdiew. 
CLOWN. OwO Faith, :33 thewe's :3 a ;;w;; dozen >_> of >w< 'em, with delicate fine ÚwÚ hats, ÚwÚ and 
UwU most courteous OwO feathews, ;;w;; which bow OwO the head ÚwÚ and nod at every xDD man. 
>_< Exeunt 



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^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. 
Marseilles. OwO A uWu stweet 

x3 Entew HELENA, x3 WIDOW, ÚwÚ and DIANyA, with two ^-^ ATTENDANTS 

HEWENyA. But :3 this >w< exceeding ;;w;; posting :3 day ÚwÚ and night 
Must wear >_> youw uWu spiwits >_< wow; ^-^ we cannyot ^w^ hewp it. 
But >_< since you ^.^ have :3 made OwO the >_< days ÚwÚ and nyights as one, 
ÚwÚ To wear >_> youw gentwe wimbs in my affaiws, 
Be bowd you ^-^ do OwO so gwow in my requital 
UwU As nyothing can OwO unwoot you. 

x3 Entew :3 a >_> GENTWEMAN 

UwU In x3 happy UwU time! 
:3 This man ^-^ may ^w^ hewp me ^-^ to his :33 Majesty's eaw, 
>w< If ^.^ he would uWu spend his >_> powew. :3 God :33 save you, sir. 
^-^ GENTWEMAN. And you. 
HEWENyA. >_> Siw, I ^.^ have uWu seen you in OwO the couwt >_> of OwO Fwance. 
^-^ GENTWEMAN. I ^.^ have >_< been ^.^ sometimes ^.^ thewe. 
HEWENyA. I ^-^ do xDD pwesume, ;;w;; siw, UwU that you awe ^.^ nyot OwO faww'n 
From OwO the wepowt UwU that :33 goes x3 upon >_> youw uWu goodnyess; 
And ^.^ thewefowe, xDD goaded with UwU most shawp ^.^ occasions, 
^w^ Which uWu way nice ^-^ mannyews >_> by, I >w< put you ^-^ to 
The ;;w;; use >_> of >_> youw >_> own UwU viwtues, uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; which 
I uWu shaww continue OwO thankfuw. 
^-^ GENTWEMAN. What's >_> youw x3 wiww? 
HEWENyA. :33 That ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< pwease you 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give :3 this UwU poow >_> petition ^-^ to OwO the x3 King; 
And aid me with UwU that ^.^ stowe >_> of power you ^.^ have 
ÚwÚ To come OwO into his presence. 
^-^ GENTWEMAN. The King's ^.^ nyot here. 
HEWENyA. :3 Nyot ;;w;; hewe, sir? 
^-^ GENTWEMAN. :3 Nyot :3 indeed. 
ÚwÚ He x3 hence :33 wemov'd last night, ÚwÚ and with ^-^ mowe haste 
>w< Than :3 is his use. 
^w^ WIDOW. :3 Wowd, how ^-^ we wose ^-^ ouw ;;w;; pains! 
HEWENyA. x3 Aww's ^.^ Weww :33 That Ends ^.^ Weww >_> yet, 
^-^ Though UwU time ÚwÚ seem OwO so advewse ÚwÚ and :3 means x3 unfit. 
I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, :33 whithew :3 is ^.^ he gonye? 
^-^ GENTWEMAN. x3 Mawwy, as I UwU take it, ^-^ to Rousillon; 
Whither I x3 am ^w^ going. 
HEWENyA. I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, ;;w;; siw, 
x3 Since you awe >_< wike ^-^ to UwU see OwO the UwU King before uWu me, 
ÚwÚ Commend OwO the paper ^-^ to his >_< gwacious >w< hand; 
^w^ Which I presume uWu shaww render you nyo blame, 
But wathew ^-^ make you :3 thank >_> youw x3 pains uWu fow it. 
I uWu wiww come aftew you with what good ÚwÚ speed 
Our :3 means uWu wiww ^-^ make OwO us ^w^ means. 
^-^ GENTWEMAN. :3 This I'll ^-^ do uWu fow you. 
HEWENyA. And you uWu shaww find yourself ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; weww OwO thank'd, 
uWu Whate'ew ^.^ fawws more. We >w< must ^-^ to horse ÚwÚ again; 
Go, ÚwÚ go, OwO pwovide. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ ACT ^-^ V ^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. 
Rousillon. The ;;w;; innyew couwt >_> of OwO the >_< COUNT'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew :3 CWOWN ÚwÚ and >w< PAWOWWES 

>w< PAWOWWES. Good :33 Monsieuw Wavache, ^w^ give my Wowd >w< Wafeu :3 this letter. I 
^.^ have ewe nyow, ;;w;; siw, >_< been better OwO knyown ^-^ to you, when I ^.^ have held 
famiwiawity with fresher >_> cwothes; uWu but I x3 am nyow, ;;w;; siw, >_> muddied in 
Fowtunye's x3 mood, ÚwÚ and smell uWu somewhat >w< stwong >_> of xDD hew >w< stwong 
displeasure. 
CLOWN. Twuwy, Fowtunye's xDD dispweasuwe :3 is uWu but sluttish, ^-^ if ^.^ it smell 
OwO so stwongwy as :3 thou OwO speak'st >_> of. I uWu wiww ^w^ hencefowth xDD eat nyo >_< fish 
>_> of Fowtunye's uWu butt'wing. Prithee, awwow OwO the wind. 
>w< PAWOWWES. ;;w;; Nyay, you :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot ^-^ to xDD stop >_> youw nyose, siw; I ^-^ spake uWu but uWu by 
:3 a >w< metaphow. 
CLOWN. ;;w;; Indeed, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ if >_> youw metaphow >_> stink, I uWu wiww xDD stop my nose; ^w^ ow 
x3 against ^-^ any ÚwÚ man's >w< metaphow. Prithee, >_< get ÚwÚ thee >_< fuwthew. 
>w< PAWOWWES. ;;w;; Pway you, ;;w;; siw, x3 dewivew me :3 this >w< papew. 
CLOWN. uWu Foh! ÚwÚ pwithee ^.^ stand >_> away. OwO A paper ^-^ fwom Fowtunye's close-stool 
^-^ to ^w^ give ^-^ to :3 a :3 nyobweman! Wook here ^.^ he comes :3 himsewf. 

x3 Entew LAFEU 

;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a :3 puw >_> of OwO Fowtunye's, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ ow >_> of Fowtunye's ^w^ cat, uWu but ^.^ nyot 
:3 a :33 musk-cat, UwU that >_> has OwO faww'n OwO into OwO the >_< uncwean :3 fishpond >_> of xDD hew 
displeasure, :3 and, as ^.^ he uWu says, :3 is >_> muddied :3 withaw. ;;w;; Pway you, ;;w;; siw, 
;;w;; use OwO the xDD cawp as you :3 may; uWu fow ^.^ he looks >_< wike :3 a xDD poow, >_> decayed, 
x3 ingenyious, UwU foowish, UwU wascawwy knave. I ^-^ do ^-^ pity his >_> distwess 
in my similes >_> of UwU comfowt, ÚwÚ and xDD weave him ^-^ to >_> youw >_> wowdship. 
Exit 
>w< PAWOWWES. UwU My lord, I x3 am :3 a man xDD whom >_> Fowtunye ;;w;; hath cruelly scwatch'd. 
OwO WAFEU. And what would you ^.^ have me ^-^ to x3 do? ^.^ 'Tis xDD too ^.^ wate ^-^ to OwO pawe xDD hew 
^.^ nyaiws OwO nyow. OwO Whewein ^.^ have you pwayed OwO the ^.^ knyave with ;;w;; Fowtunye, UwU that 
^.^ she shouwd scratch you, ^-^ who >_> of x3 hewsewf :3 is :3 a good wady ÚwÚ and would 
^.^ nyot ^.^ have knyaves thrive wong uWu undew uWu hew? There's :3 a ÚwÚ cawdecue uWu fow 
you. >_> Wet OwO the x3 justices ^-^ make you ÚwÚ and >_> Fowtunye fwiends; I x3 am uWu fow 
uWu othew :33 businyess. 
>w< PAWOWWES. I uWu beseech >_> youw uWu honyouw ^-^ to hear me ^-^ onye >w< singwe :33 wowd. 
OwO WAFEU. You UwU beg :3 a >w< singwe OwO penny ^-^ mowe; xDD come, you uWu shaww ^-^ ha't; :33 save >_> youw 
:33 wowd. 
>w< PAWOWWES. UwU My uWu nyame, my good lord, :3 is ^w^ Pawowwes. 
OwO WAFEU. You UwU beg ^-^ mowe than >_> wowd xDD then. >_> Cox my ^w^ passion! ^w^ give me >_> youw 
hand. OwO How OwO does >_> youw xDD dwum? 
>w< PAWOWWES. :3 O my good lord, you ;;w;; wewe OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU that ;;w;; found >_> me. 
OwO WAFEU. >_> Was OwO I, in >_> sooth? And I ÚwÚ was OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU that lost thee. 
>w< PAWOWWES. ^w^ It :3 wies in you, my lord, ^-^ to bwing me in >w< some >w< gwace, uWu fow 
you >_> did bwing me >_< out. 
OwO WAFEU. Out x3 upon ^.^ thee, knave! Dost :3 thou >w< put x3 upon me at UwU once uWu both OwO the 
>w< office >_> of :3 God ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; deviw? >_< Onye brings OwO the in >w< gwace, ÚwÚ and OwO the 
uWu othew brings ÚwÚ thee >_< out. UwU [Twumpets :3 sound] The King's UwU coming; I 
xDD knyow uWu by his trumpets. Sirrah, >_< inquiwe further aftew me; I xDD had 
talk >_> of you last ^-^ nyight. ^-^ Though you awe :3 a OwO foow ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< knyave, you 
uWu shaww >w< eat. uWu Go to; OwO fowwow. 
>w< PAWOWWES. I UwU pwaise :3 God uWu fow you. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ ACT ^-^ V ^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. 
Rousillon. The >_< COUNT'S :33 pawace 

:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew xDD KING, uWu COUNTESS, WAFEU, OwO the two FRENCH LORDS, with ^-^ ATTENDANTS 

^w^ KING. We lost :3 a >_> jewew >_> of UwU hew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >_< esteem 
>_> Was :3 made >w< much :3 poowew uWu by xDD it; uWu but >_> youw UwU son, 
UwU As mad in folly, >_< wack'd OwO the :33 sense ^-^ to xDD knyow 
Her x3 estimation UwU home. 
>w< COUNTESS. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ past, my liege; 
And I uWu beseech >_> youw uWu Majesty ^-^ to ^-^ make ^.^ it 
Natural webewwion, x3 donye >w< i' th' ^-^ bwaze >_> of youth, 
When uWu oiw ÚwÚ and fire, xDD too >w< stwong uWu fow weason's force, 
O'erbears ^.^ it ÚwÚ and burns x3 on. 
^w^ KING. UwU My UwU honyouw'd >w< wady, 
I ^.^ have :3 fowgiven ÚwÚ and ^w^ fowgotten uWu aww; 
^-^ Though my revenges ;;w;; wewe UwU high bent x3 upon him 
And ^w^ watch'd OwO the UwU time ^-^ to shoot. 
OwO WAFEU. :3 This I >w< must :33 say- 
But :33 fiwst, I UwU beg my pawdon: OwO the x3 young lord 
OwO Did ^-^ to his uWu Majesty, his mothew, ÚwÚ and his >w< wady, 
;;w;; Offence >_> of :3 mighty >_> nyote; uWu but ^-^ to ^-^ himsewf 
The :3 gweatest :33 wwong >_> of all. ÚwÚ He lost :3 a UwU wife 
uWu Whose x3 beauty >_> did ;;w;; astonyish OwO the >w< suwvey 
x3 Of uWu wichest ^w^ eyes; uWu whose uWu wowds >w< aww ears took captive; 
uWu Whose dear :3 pewfection hearts UwU that scorn'd ^-^ to sewve 
;;w;; Humbwy xDD caww'd OwO mistwess. 
^w^ KING. ÚwÚ Pwaising what :3 is lost 
:3 Makes OwO the wemembwance ;;w;; deaw. Weww, caww him uWu hithew; 
We awe reconcil'd, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ fiwst view uWu shaww :33 kiww 
^-^ Aww repetition. >_> Wet him ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ ask ^-^ ouw pawdon; 
The ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of his gweat OwO offence :3 is OwO dead, 
And uWu deepew than obwivion ^-^ do ^-^ we :33 buwy 
^-^ Th' incensing >_> wewics >_> of xDD it; let him :33 appwoach, 
OwO A UwU stwangew, nyo OwO offendew; ÚwÚ and infowm him 
^w^ So 'tis ^-^ ouw uWu wiww ^.^ he shouwd. 
^-^ GENTWEMAN. I ^-^ shaww, my ^.^ wiege. Exit >_> GENTWEMAN 
^w^ KING. What :33 says ^.^ he ^-^ to >_> youw ^.^ daughtew? >_< Have you :3 spoke? 
OwO WAFEU. ^-^ Aww UwU that ^.^ he :3 is ;;w;; hath :33 wefewence ^-^ to >_> youw uWu Highnyess. 
^w^ KING. ;;w;; Then uWu shaww ^-^ we ^.^ have :3 a ^w^ match. I ^.^ have letters x3 sent me 
:33 That ^w^ sets him UwU high in >w< fame. 

x3 Entew x3 BEWTWAM 

OwO WAFEU. ÚwÚ He looks ;;w;; weww uWu on 't. 
^w^ KING. I x3 am ^.^ nyot :3 a :3 day >_> of UwU season, 
>_< Fow :3 thou uWu mayst UwU see :3 a sunshinye ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< haiw 
UwU In me at ^-^ once. But ^-^ to OwO the xDD bwightest beams 
Distwacted clouds ^w^ give OwO way; OwO so ^.^ stand :3 thou fowth; 
The UwU time :3 is fair again. 
BERTRAM. UwU My xDD high-wepented UwU bwames, 
UwU Deaw suvweign, pawdon ^-^ to >_> me. 
^w^ KING. ^-^ Aww :3 is whole; 
:3 Nyot ^-^ onye >_> wowd ^-^ mowe >_> of OwO the ^w^ consumed xDD time. 
Let's UwU take OwO the x3 instant uWu by OwO the :3 fowwawd UwU top; 
>_< Fow ^-^ we awe >_> owd, ÚwÚ and uWu on ^-^ ouw uWu quick'st UwU decwees 
^-^ Th' :3 inyaudibwe ÚwÚ and noiseless foot >_> of Time 
:3 Steaws ewe ^-^ we can :33 effect ^.^ them. You wemembew 
The daughter >_> of :3 this UwU wowd? 
BERTRAM. :33 Admiwingwy, my ^.^ wiege. ^.^ At ^.^ fiwst 
I ÚwÚ stuck my UwU choice x3 upon UwU hew, ewe my OwO heawt 
>_> Duwst ^-^ make xDD too bowd xDD hewawd >_> of my UwU tongue; 
:3 Whewe OwO the >w< impwession >_> of >_< minye eye xDD infixing, 
x3 Contempt his scownfuw pewspective >_> did lend uWu me, 
^w^ Which xDD wawp'd OwO the xDD winye >_> of every uWu othew >_< favouw, 
>_< Scown'd :3 a fair >w< cowouw ^w^ ow ;;w;; expwess'd ^.^ it stol'n, 
Extended ^w^ ow :3 contwacted >w< aww ^.^ pwopowtions 
ÚwÚ To :3 a UwU most hideous object. ÚwÚ Thence ^.^ it came 
:33 That ^.^ she xDD whom >w< aww x3 men ^.^ pwais'd, ÚwÚ and xDD whom ÚwÚ mysewf, 
x3 Since I ^.^ have lost, ^.^ have ;;w;; wov'd, ÚwÚ was in >_< minye eye 
The ^.^ dust UwU that >_> did offend it. 
^w^ KING. ^.^ Weww excus'd. 
:33 That :3 thou didst love UwU hew, strikes >w< some scores away 
From OwO the gweat compt; uWu but love UwU that comes xDD too :3 wate, 
;;w;; Wike :3 a wemowsefuw pawdon ^w^ swowwy x3 cawwied, 
ÚwÚ To OwO the gweat sender ;;w;; tuwns :3 a ^w^ souw offence, 
:33 Cwying UwU 'That's good that's >_< gonye.' Our wash faults 
UwU Make twiviaw x3 pwice >_> of uWu sewious >w< things ^-^ we x3 have, 
:3 Nyot ÚwÚ knyowing them xDD untiw ^-^ we xDD knyow theiw ^-^ gwave. 
Oft ^-^ ouw displeasures, ^-^ to uWu ouwsewves unjust, 
Destroy ^-^ ouw fwiends, ÚwÚ and aftew weep theiw UwU dust; 
Our >_> own love ^.^ waking x3 cwies ^-^ to UwU see ^w^ what's >_< donye, 
OwO Whiwe shameful UwU hate sweeps >_< out OwO the :33 aftewnyoon. 
Be :3 this ^w^ sweet ^-^ Hewen's ^-^ knyeww. And :3 nyow ^-^ fowget :3 hew. 
>_> Send :3 fowth >_> youw amorous token uWu fow fair Maudlin. 
The x3 main OwO consents awe >w< had; ÚwÚ and here ^w^ we'ww stay 
ÚwÚ To UwU see ^-^ ouw ^-^ widowew's uWu second mawwiage-day. 
>w< COUNTESS. ^w^ Which better than OwO the :33 fiwst, :3 O dear UwU heaven, bless! 
Or, ewe uWu they :33 meet, in uWu me, :3 O UwU nyatuwe, ;;w;; cesse! 
OwO WAFEU. Come OwO on, my UwU son, in xDD whom my :3 house's name 
Must >w< be digested; ^w^ give :3 a :3 favouw ^-^ fwom you, 
ÚwÚ To >_> spawkwe in OwO the uWu spiwits >_> of my >_> daughtew, 
:33 That ^.^ she ^-^ may >_> quickwy come. 
[BEWTWAM gives :3 a >w< wing] 
By my ^.^ owd ÚwÚ beawd, 
And UwU ev'wy >_< haiw that's uWu on ;;w;; 't, >_< Hewen, that's OwO dead, 
>_> Was :3 a ^w^ sweet >w< cweatuwe; such :3 a ring as this, 
The last UwU that e'ew I took xDD hew xDD weave at couwt, 
I ^-^ saw x3 upon xDD hew finger. 
BERTRAM. uWu Hews ^.^ it ÚwÚ was not. 
^w^ KING. Nyow, pray you, let me UwU see xDD it; uWu fow >_< minye eye, 
OwO Whiwe I ÚwÚ was >_< speaking, ^w^ oft ÚwÚ was :3 fasten'd to't. 
:3 This ring ÚwÚ was mine; ÚwÚ and when I >_> gave ^.^ it Hewen 
I bade UwU hew, ^-^ if xDD hew :3 fowtunyes >w< evew ÚwÚ stood 
;;w;; Nyecessitied ^-^ to help, UwU that uWu by :3 this token 
I would relieve :3 hew. Had you UwU that >w< cwaft ^-^ to xDD weave xDD hew 
x3 Of what shouwd stead xDD hew >_> most? 
BERTRAM. UwU My >_< gwacious suvweign, 
^.^ Howe'ew ^.^ it pweases you ^-^ to UwU take ^.^ it so, 
The ring ÚwÚ was never hers. 
>w< COUNTESS. >_< Son, uWu on my xDD wife, 
I ^.^ have uWu seen xDD hew wear xDD it; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she weckon'd ^.^ it 
^.^ At xDD hew :3 wife's rate. 
OwO WAFEU. I x3 am ^w^ suwe I ^-^ saw xDD hew wear it. 
BERTRAM. You awe uWu deceiv'd, my ^w^ wowd; ^.^ she never ^-^ saw it. 
UwU In OwO Fwowence ÚwÚ was ^.^ it ^-^ fwom :3 a casement ^-^ thwown uWu me, 
OwO Wwapp'd in :3 a paper, ;;w;; which >_> contain'd OwO the name 
x3 Of xDD hew UwU that >w< thwew it. x3 Nyobwe ^.^ she OwO was, ÚwÚ and ^w^ thought 
I ÚwÚ stood UwU engag'd; uWu but when I xDD had subscrib'd 
ÚwÚ To >_< minye >_> own OwO fowtunye, ÚwÚ and x3 infowm'd xDD hew x3 fuwwy 
I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ answew in UwU that ^-^ couwse >_> of uWu honyouw 
UwU As ^.^ she xDD had :3 made OwO the ÚwÚ uvwtuwe, ^.^ she xDD ceas'd, 
UwU In :33 heavy satisfaction, ÚwÚ and would never 
;;w;; Weceive OwO the ring again. 
^w^ KING. ^-^ Pwutus himself, 
:33 That knows OwO the ^-^ tinct ÚwÚ and muwtipwying uWu med'cinye, 
;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot in nature's mystewy ^-^ mowe ;;w;; science 
>w< Than I ^.^ have in :3 this OwO wing. ÚwÚ 'Twas ÚwÚ minye, 'twas ;;w;; Hewen's, 
x3 Whoevew >_> gave ^.^ it you. >_> Then, ^-^ if you xDD knyow 
:33 That you awe ;;w;; weww acquainted with OwO youwsewf, 
:3 Confess 'twas x3 hews, ÚwÚ and uWu by what xDD wough ^-^ enfowcement 
You ^w^ got ^.^ it ^-^ fwom :3 hew. She xDD caww'd OwO the >_< saints ^-^ to ;;w;; suwety 
:33 That ^.^ she would never >w< put ^.^ it ^-^ fwom xDD hew fingew 
>_< Unwess ^.^ she >_> gave ^.^ it ^-^ to yourself in ÚwÚ bed- 
:3 Whewe you ^.^ have never come- ^w^ ow x3 sent ^.^ it OwO us 
:3 Upon xDD hew gweat OwO disastew. 
BERTRAM. She never ^-^ saw it. 
^w^ KING. Thou OwO speak'st ^.^ it ÚwÚ fawsewy, as I love >_< minye >_> honyouw; 
And ;;w;; mak'st >_> conjectuwaw ^-^ feaws ^-^ to come OwO into me 
^w^ Which I would fain OwO shut >_< out. >w< If ^.^ it shouwd ^w^ pwuv 
:33 That :3 thou art OwO so :3 inhuman- 'twill ^.^ nyot ^w^ pwuv ÚwÚ so. 
And ÚwÚ yet I xDD knyow nyot- :3 thou didst UwU hate xDD hew deadly, 
And ^.^ she :3 is >w< dead; ;;w;; which nothing, uWu but ^-^ to :33 cwose 
Her eyes ÚwÚ mysewf, :33 couwd ^.^ win me ^-^ to believe 
Mowe than ^-^ to UwU see :3 this OwO wing. ;;w;; Take him >_> away. 
[GUARDS ÚwÚ seize BERTRAM] 
UwU My >w< fowe-past proofs, :33 howe'ew OwO the matter fall, 
:33 Shaww >_> tax my ^-^ feaws >_> of wittwe uWu vanyity, 
Having OwO vainwy >_< feaw'd xDD too ^-^ wittwe. :3 Away with >_> him. 
>w< We'ww sift :3 this matter >_< fuwthew. 
BERTRAM. >w< If you uWu shaww ^w^ pwuv 
:3 This ring ÚwÚ was >w< evew x3 hews, you uWu shaww as :33 easy 
uWu Pwuv UwU that I husbanded xDD hew bed in Fwowence, 
:3 Whewe ^.^ she ÚwÚ yet never ÚwÚ was. Exit, >_> guawded 
^w^ KING. I x3 am xDD wwapp'd in dismaw :3 thinkings. 

x3 Entew :3 a >_> GENTWEMAN 

^-^ GENTWEMAN. xDD Gwacious suvweign, 
:3 Whethew I ^.^ have >_< been ^-^ to blame ^w^ ow no, I xDD knyow nyot: 
Here's :3 a >_> petition ^-^ fwom :3 a x3 Fwowentinye, 
OwO Who ;;w;; hath, uWu fow ;;w;; fouw ^w^ ow five ^w^ wemuvs, come ^-^ showt 
ÚwÚ To >w< tendew ^.^ it :33 hewsewf. I undewtook it, 
xDD Vanquish'd theweto uWu by OwO the fair OwO gwace ÚwÚ and OwO speech 
x3 Of OwO the UwU poow uWu suppwiant, ^-^ who uWu by this, I >w< knyow, 
^-^ Is here ^.^ attending; xDD hew ^-^ businyess looks in xDD hew 
x3 With OwO an impowting :33 visage; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she told me 
UwU In :3 a ^w^ sweet :3 vewbaw bwief ^.^ it >_> did OwO concewn 
Your Highness with :33 hewsewf. 
^w^ KING. :3 [Weads OwO the letter] :33 'Upon his many x3 pwotestations ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy me 
when his UwU wife ÚwÚ was OwO dead, I x3 bwush ^-^ to uWu say it, ^.^ he xDD won >_> me. Nyow :3 is OwO the 
UwU Count Wousiwwon :3 a UwU widowew; his >_< vows awe xDD fowfeited ^-^ to uWu me, ÚwÚ and my 
honour's ÚwÚ paid ^-^ to >_> him. ÚwÚ He stole ^-^ fwom Fwowence, ^-^ taking nyo leave, 
ÚwÚ and I follow him ^-^ to his ;;w;; countwy uWu fow :33 justice. >_> Gwant ^.^ it uWu me, :3 O >_< King! 
in you ^.^ it :33 best wies; otherwise :3 a uWu seducew fwouwishes, ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU poow 
maid :3 is undonye. 
DIANA xDD CAPIWET.' 
OwO WAFEU. I uWu wiww ^-^ buy me :3 a xDD son-in-waw in :3 a :33 faiw, ÚwÚ and ^w^ toww uWu fow ÚwÚ this. 
I'll UwU nyonye >_> of >_> him. 
^w^ KING. The uWu heavens ^.^ have ^w^ thought ;;w;; weww uWu on ^.^ thee, ;;w;; Wafeu, 
ÚwÚ To bwing :3 fowth :3 this discov'wy. >_< Seek ^.^ these suitors. 
uWu Go :33 speediwy, ÚwÚ and bwing UwU again OwO the Count. 
>_< Exeunt ^-^ ATTENDANTS 
I x3 am >w< afeawd OwO the life >_> of >_< Hewen, >w< wady, 
>_> Was ÚwÚ fouwwy ;;w;; snyatch'd. 
>w< COUNTESS. Nyow, :33 justice uWu on OwO the x3 doews! 

x3 Entew BEWTWAM, >_> guawded 

^w^ KING. I >_< wondew, ;;w;; siw, x3 sith ;;w;; wives awe monstews ^-^ to you. 
And UwU that you UwU fwy them as you uWu sweaw them :3 wowdship, 
>_> Yet you desiwe ^-^ to uWu mawwy. 
x3 Entew ^-^ WIDOW ÚwÚ and DIANA 
What :3 woman's ÚwÚ that? 
DIANA. I OwO am, my lord, :3 a wwetched x3 Fwowentinye, 
Derived ^-^ fwom OwO the ÚwÚ ancient ^-^ Capiwet. 
UwU My ^.^ suit, as I ^-^ do >w< undewstand, you >w< knyow, 
And OwO thewefowe xDD knyow how :3 faw I ^-^ may >w< be pitied. 
^w^ WIDOW. I x3 am xDD hew mothew, ;;w;; siw, uWu whose :3 age ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw 
Both suffer uWu undew :3 this complaint ^-^ we ^.^ bwing, 
And uWu both uWu shaww xDD cease, ^-^ without >_> youw wemedy. 
^w^ KING. Come hithew, Count; ^-^ do you xDD knyow ^.^ these :33 women? 
BERTRAM. UwU My lord, I neither can :3 nyow uWu wiww deny 
But UwU that I xDD knyow ^.^ them. Do uWu they chawge me :33 fuwthew? 
DIANA. UwU Why ^-^ do you ÚwÚ wook OwO so ÚwÚ stwange x3 upon >_> youw x3 wife? 
BERTRAM. x3 She's UwU nyonye >_> of ÚwÚ minye, my :33 wowd. 
DIANA. >w< If you uWu shaww >w< mawwy, 
You ^w^ give away :3 this ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and UwU that :3 is mine; 
You ^w^ give away >_< heaven's xDD vows, ÚwÚ and x3 those awe mine; 
You ^w^ give away ÚwÚ mysewf, ;;w;; which :3 is OwO knyown mine; 
>_< Fow I uWu by x3 vow x3 am OwO so >_> embodied x3 youws 
:33 That ^.^ she ;;w;; which :3 mawwies you >w< must ÚwÚ mawwy uWu me, 
x3 Eithew uWu both ^w^ ow none. 
OwO WAFEU. uWu [To BERTRAM] Your weputation comes xDD too ^-^ showt uWu fow 
my ^-^ daughtew; you awe nyo xDD husband uWu fow :3 hew. 
BERTRAM. UwU My lord, :3 this :3 is :3 a OwO fond ÚwÚ and x3 desp'wate ;;w;; cweatuwe 
x3 Whom sometime I ^.^ have ^.^ waugh'd OwO with. >_> Wet >_> youw Highness 
>w< Way :3 a ^-^ mowe x3 nyobwe ^w^ thought x3 upon >_< minye uWu honyouw 
>w< Than uWu fow ^-^ to ÚwÚ think UwU that I would sink ^.^ it here. 
^w^ KING. >_> Siw, uWu fow my ^-^ thoughts, you ^.^ have them i-iww ^-^ to fwiend 
;;w;; Tiww >_> youw deeds >_< gain ^.^ them. Faiwew ^w^ pwuv >_> youw uWu honyouw 
>w< Than in my ^w^ thought ^.^ it wies! 
DIANA. Good my lord, 
^-^ Ask him x3 upon his OwO oath ^-^ if ^.^ he OwO does ÚwÚ think 
ÚwÚ He xDD had ^.^ nyot my UwU viwginyity. 
^w^ KING. What xDD say'st :3 thou ^-^ to uWu hew? 
BERTRAM. x3 She's ^.^ impudent, my lord, 
And ÚwÚ was :3 a ^w^ common :3 gamestew ^-^ to OwO the x3 camp. 
DIANA. ÚwÚ He OwO does me ^.^ wwong, my ^w^ wowd; ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe OwO so 
ÚwÚ He UwU might ^.^ have bought me at :3 a ^w^ common ^.^ pwice. 
Do ^.^ nyot believe >_> him. >w< o, >w< behowd :3 this ;;w;; wing, 
uWu Whose UwU high >_< wespect ÚwÚ and rich ^w^ vawidity 
OwO Did wack :3 a x3 pawawwew; >_> yet, uWu fow >w< aww UwU that, 
ÚwÚ He >_> gave ^.^ it ^-^ to :3 a :33 commonyew o' th' camp, 
>w< If I >w< be ^w^ onye. 
>w< COUNTESS. ÚwÚ He bwushes, ÚwÚ and 'tis it. 
x3 Of OwO six pweceding ancestors, UwU that gem 
Confeww'd uWu by >_< testament ^-^ to th' ^.^ sequent ;;w;; issue, 
;;w;; Hath ^.^ it >_< been uWu ow'd ÚwÚ and wown. :3 This :3 is his wife: 
:33 That ring's :3 a ^w^ thousand >_> pwoofs. 
^w^ KING. uWu Methought you ^w^ said 
You ^-^ saw ^-^ onye here in couwt :33 couwd witness it. 
DIANA. I :33 did, my lord, uWu but loath x3 am ^-^ to >_> pwoduce 
^w^ So OwO bad OwO an instrument; his nyame's ^w^ Pawowwes. 
OwO WAFEU. I ^-^ saw OwO the man UwU to-day, ^-^ if man ^.^ he UwU be. 
^w^ KING. Find ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and bwing him hithew. Exit OwO an x3 ATTENDANT 
BERTRAM. What >_> of OwO him? 
>w< He's ;;w;; quoted uWu fow :3 a UwU most UwU pewfidious slave, 
x3 With >w< aww OwO the >_< spots o' th' x3 wowwd >_> tax'd ÚwÚ and UwU debauch'd, 
uWu Whose ^-^ nyatuwe ÚwÚ sickens uWu but ^-^ to speak :3 a :33 twuth. 
OwO Am I ^w^ ow UwU that ^w^ ow :3 this uWu fow what :3 he'ww xDD uttew 
:33 That uWu wiww speak xDD anything? 
^w^ KING. She ;;w;; hath UwU that ring >_> of ^w^ youws. 
BERTRAM. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ she x3 has. Cewtain ^.^ it :3 is I x3 wik'd UwU hew, 
And :33 boawded xDD hew >w< i' th' >_< wanton uWu way >_> of uWu youth. 
She knew xDD hew :33 distance, ÚwÚ and >_> did angwe uWu fow uWu me, 
>_> Madding my >_< eagewnyess with xDD hew restraint, 
UwU As >w< aww :3 impediments in fancy's ^-^ couwse 
uWu Awe >w< motives >_> of ^-^ mowe ;;w;; fancy; :3 and, in fine, 
Her >_< infinyite ÚwÚ cunnying with xDD hew modewn OwO gwace 
:33 Subdu'd me ^-^ to xDD hew rate. She ^w^ got OwO the :3 wing; 
And I xDD had UwU that ;;w;; which ^-^ any :3 infewiow UwU might 
^.^ At market-price ^.^ have x3 bought. 
DIANA. I >w< must >w< be ÚwÚ patient. 
You UwU that ^.^ have tuwn'd x3 off :3 a ^.^ fiwst OwO so x3 nyobwe UwU wife 
May justly ;;w;; diet >_> me. I pray you yet- 
x3 Since you wack uWu viwtue, I uWu wiww wose :3 a UwU husband- 
>_> Send uWu fow >_> youw ;;w;; wing, I uWu wiww xDD wetuwn ^.^ it home, 
And ^w^ give me >_< minye again. 
BERTRAM. I ^.^ have ^.^ it not. 
^w^ KING. What ring ÚwÚ was xDD youws, I pray you? 
DIANA. >_> Siw, >w< much >_< wike 
The >_> same x3 upon >_> youw finger. 
^w^ KING. xDD Knyow you :3 this ring? :3 This ring ÚwÚ was his >_> of late. 
DIANA. And :3 this ÚwÚ was ^.^ it I >_> gave ^w^ him, being ÚwÚ abed. 
^w^ KING. The xDD stowy, then, :33 goes false you >w< thwew ^.^ it him 
Out >_> of :3 a ^w^ casement. 
DIANA. I ^.^ have xDD spoke OwO the :33 twuth. 

x3 Entew >w< PAWOWWES 

BERTRAM. UwU My lord, I ^-^ do x3 confess OwO the ring ÚwÚ was hers. 
^w^ KING. You ÚwÚ boggwe ^.^ shwewdwy; every feathew ^-^ stawts you. 
^-^ Is :3 this OwO the man you speak x3 of? 
DIANA. >w< Ay, my :33 wowd. 
^w^ KING. >_> Teww uWu me, sirrah-but tell me OwO twue I chawge you, 
:3 Nyot feawing OwO the xDD dispweasuwe >_> of >_> youw :3 mastew, 
>w< Which, uWu on >_> youw ^.^ just pwoceeding, I'll ^-^ keep UwU off- 
By him ÚwÚ and uWu by :3 this ^-^ woman here what xDD knyow you? 
>w< PAWOWWES. ^w^ So >w< pwease >_> youw uWu Majesty, my ^w^ mastew ;;w;; hath >_< been OwO an honyouwabwe 
^w^ gentweman; tricks ^.^ he ;;w;; hath xDD had in ^w^ him, ;;w;; which gentlemen have. 
^w^ KING. ^w^ Come, xDD come, ^-^ to th' uWu puwpose. OwO Did ^.^ he love :3 this ^-^ woman? 
>w< PAWOWWES. OwO Faith, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ he >_> did love UwU hew; uWu but ^-^ how? 
^w^ KING. ^-^ How, I pray you? 
>w< PAWOWWES. ÚwÚ He >_> did love UwU hew, ;;w;; siw, as :3 a ^-^ gentweman loves :3 a OwO woman. 
^w^ KING. OwO How :3 is ÚwÚ that? 
>w< PAWOWWES. ÚwÚ He :33 wov'd UwU hew, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and :33 wov'd xDD hew not. 
^w^ KING. UwU As :3 thou art :3 a ^.^ knyave ÚwÚ and nyo knave. 
What OwO an :33 equivocaw ^.^ companyion :3 is x3 this! 
>w< PAWOWWES. I x3 am :3 a UwU poow man, ÚwÚ and at >_> youw :33 Majesty's ^.^ command. 
OwO WAFEU. >w< He's :3 a good ^.^ dwum, my lord, uWu but :3 a ^-^ nyaughty owatow. 
DIANA. Do you xDD knyow ^.^ he OwO pwomis'd me UwU mawwiage? 
>w< PAWOWWES. OwO Faith, I xDD knyow ^-^ mowe than I'll speak. 
^w^ KING. But xDD wiwt :3 thou ^.^ nyot speak >w< aww :3 thou know'st? 
>w< PAWOWWES. x3 Yes, OwO so >w< pwease >_> youw Majesty. I >_> did >w< go :3 between ;;w;; them, as I 
said; uWu but ^-^ mowe than UwU that, ^.^ he loved ÚwÚ hew-fow >_< indeed ^.^ he ÚwÚ was mad uWu fow 
UwU hew, ÚwÚ and >w< tawk'd >_> of ^.^ Satan, ÚwÚ and >_> of :33 Wimbo, ÚwÚ and >_> of OwO Fuwies, ÚwÚ and I xDD knyow 
^.^ nyot >_> what. >_> Yet I ÚwÚ was in UwU that ÚwÚ cwedit with them at UwU that UwU time UwU that I 
knew >_> of theiw ^-^ going ^-^ to ^-^ bed; ÚwÚ and >_> of uWu othew >_> motions, as ^w^ pwomising 
xDD hew mawwiage, ÚwÚ and >w< things ;;w;; which would derive me i-iww uWu wiww ^-^ to speak 
>w< of; OwO thewefowe I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot speak what I know. 
^w^ KING. Thou x3 hast spoken >w< aww uWu awweady, unwess :3 thou ^w^ canst uWu say uWu they awe 
ÚwÚ mawwied; uWu but :3 thou art xDD too fine in >w< thy evidence; OwO thewefowe ^.^ stand 
OwO aside. 
:3 This ;;w;; wing, you ÚwÚ say, ÚwÚ was yours? 
DIANA. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. 
^w^ KING. :3 Whewe >_> did you ^-^ buy it? Ow ^-^ who >_> gave ^.^ it you? 
DIANA. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot >w< given uWu me, :3 nyow I >_> did ^.^ nyot ^-^ buy it. 
^w^ KING. OwO Who lent ^.^ it you? 
DIANA. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot lent me nyeithew. 
^w^ KING. :3 Whewe >_> did you find ^.^ it ^.^ then? 
DIANA. I ;;w;; found ^.^ it not. 
^w^ KING. >w< If ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe x3 youws uWu by UwU nyonye >_> of >w< aww ^.^ these :33 ways, 
OwO How :33 couwd you ^w^ give ^.^ it OwO him? 
DIANA. I never >_> gave ^.^ it >_> him. 
OwO WAFEU. :3 This :3 woman's OwO an :33 easy x3 gwuv, my ^w^ wowd; ^.^ she :33 goes >_> of ÚwÚ and uWu on at 
ÚwÚ pweasuwe. 
^w^ KING. :3 This ring ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ minye, I >_> gave ^.^ it his ^.^ fiwst wife. 
DIANA. ^w^ It UwU might >w< be x3 youws ^w^ ow x3 hews, uWu fow >w< aught I know. 
^w^ KING. ;;w;; Take xDD hew ^w^ away, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike xDD hew UwU nyow; 
ÚwÚ To pwison with :3 hew. And away with >_> him. 
>_< Unwess :3 thou >_> teww'st me xDD whewe :3 thou xDD hadst :3 this ;;w;; wing, 
Thou >_< diest within :3 this hour. 
DIANA. I'll never tell you. 
^w^ KING. ;;w;; Take xDD hew >_> away. 
DIANA. I'll >w< put in bail, my ^.^ wiege. 
^w^ KING. I ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ thee :3 nyow >w< some ^w^ common xDD customew. 
DIANA. By :33 Juv, ^-^ if >w< evew I knew man, 'twas you. 
^w^ KING. >w< Whewefowe x3 hast :3 thou ^w^ accus'd him >w< aww :3 this whiwe? 
DIANA. xDD Because :33 he's guilty, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot guilty. 
ÚwÚ He knows I x3 am nyo ;;w;; maid, ÚwÚ and :3 he'ww uWu sweaw :33 to't: 
I'll uWu sweaw I x3 am :3 a ;;w;; maid, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he knows not. 
Great ;;w;; King, I x3 am nyo ^-^ stwumpet, uWu by my life; 
I x3 am ;;w;; eithew ;;w;; maid, ^w^ ow ewse :3 this ^.^ owd ÚwÚ man's wife. 
>_> [Pointing ^-^ to LAFEU] 
^w^ KING. She OwO does ^w^ abuse ^-^ ouw ears; ^-^ to pwison with :3 hew. 
DIANA. Good mothew, ÚwÚ fetch my bail. >w< Stay, :33 woyaw siw; 
Exit ^-^ WIDOW 
The ^w^ jewewwew UwU that ÚwÚ owes OwO the ring :3 is x3 sent for, 
And ^.^ he uWu shaww ;;w;; suwety >_> me. But uWu fow :3 this lord 
OwO Who ;;w;; hath ^.^ abus'd me as ^.^ he knows himself, 
^-^ Though ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he never harm'd uWu me, here I ;;w;; quit >_> him. 
ÚwÚ He knows ^-^ himsewf my bed ^.^ he ;;w;; hath defiw'd; 
And at UwU that UwU time ^.^ he ^w^ got his UwU wife with chiwd. 
Dead >w< though ^.^ she ^.^ be, ^.^ she ;;w;; feews xDD hew x3 young ^-^ onye ^.^ kick; 
^w^ So :33 thewe's my :3 widdwe: ^-^ onye that's UwU dead :3 is ^-^ quick- 
And :3 nyow >w< behowd OwO the meaning. 

;;w;; We-entew ^-^ WIDOW with ^.^ HEWENyA 

^w^ KING. ^-^ Is there nyo exowcist 
x3 Beguiwes OwO the twuew >w< office >_> of >_< minye :3 eyes? 
:3 Is't real UwU that I see? 
HEWENyA. No, my good ^w^ wowd; 
^.^ 'Tis uWu but OwO the ;;w;; shadow >_> of :3 a UwU wife you >_> see, 
The name ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot OwO the >_> thing. 
BERTRAM. UwU Both, ^-^ both; >w< o, :33 pawdon! 
HEWENyA. :33 O, my good lord, when I ÚwÚ was >_< wike :3 this ;;w;; maid, 
I ;;w;; found you :3 wondwous OwO kind. Thewe :3 is >_> youw ;;w;; wing, 
And, ÚwÚ wook you, >w< hewe's >_> youw letter. :3 This ^.^ it xDD says: 
>w< 'When ^-^ fwom my fingew you can >_< get :3 this ;;w;; wing, 
And awe uWu by me with chiwd,' etc. :3 This :3 is >w< donye. 
uWu Wiww you >w< be >_< minye :3 nyow you awe doubly ^.^ won? 
BERTRAM. >w< If :33 she, my UwU wiege, can ^-^ make me xDD knyow :3 this >w< cweawwy, 
I'll love xDD hew dearly, x3 evew, >w< evew uWu deawwy. 
HEWENyA. >w< If ^.^ it :3 appeaw ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ pwain, ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwuv ^-^ untwue, 
^-^ Deadwy divorce xDD step :3 between me ÚwÚ and xDD you! 
:3 O my dear mothew, ^-^ do I UwU see you wiving? 
OwO WAFEU. Minye eyes smell >_< onyions; I uWu shaww weep x3 anyon. uWu [To PAWOWWES] 
Good UwU Tom Dwum, lend me :3 a >_< handkewchew. UwU So, I 
:3 thank thee. Wait uWu on me home, I'll ^-^ make uWu spowt with thee; 
let >w< thy >_> cuwtsies xDD awonye, uWu they awe scurvy ones. 
^w^ KING. >_> Wet OwO us ^-^ fwom point ^-^ to point :3 this story >w< knyow, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO the x3 even >w< twuth in ^w^ pweasuwe ^.^ fwow. 
uWu [To DIANyA] >w< If :3 thou >_< beest ÚwÚ yet :3 a ^.^ fwesh uncwopped ^w^ fwowew, 
;;w;; Choose :3 thou >w< thy xDD husband, ÚwÚ and I'll pay >w< thy dowew; 
>_< Fow I can ^.^ guess UwU that uWu by >w< thy >w< honyest aid 
Thou x3 kept'st :3 a UwU wife herself, thyself :3 a >_> maid.- 
x3 Of UwU that ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the ^-^ pwogwess, ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ and ^.^ wess, 
>w< Wesowvedwy ^-^ mowe :3 weisuwe uWu shaww expwess. 
^-^ Aww ÚwÚ yet uWu seems ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if ^.^ it ^-^ end OwO so :33 meet, 
The :33 bittew ^.^ past, ^-^ mowe ^-^ wewcome :3 is OwO the x3 sweet. [Fwouwish] 

EPILOGUE 
OwO EPIWOGUE. 

^w^ KING. The King's :3 a :33 beggaw, :3 nyow OwO the xDD pway :3 is >w< donye. 
^-^ Aww :3 is ;;w;; weww UwU ended ^-^ if :3 this suit >w< be uWu won, 
:33 That you express >w< content; ;;w;; which ^-^ we uWu wiww pay 
x3 With stwife ^-^ to >w< pwease you, :3 day >w< exceeding day. 
x3 Ouws >w< be >_> youw >_< patience then, ÚwÚ and x3 youws ^-^ ouw OwO pawts; 
Your gentwe ^.^ hands lend >w< us, ÚwÚ and UwU take ^-^ ouw ^-^ heawts. 
>_< Exeunt xDD omnyes 


OwO THE ^.^ END 



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1607 

OwO THE OwO TWAGEDY >_< OF >w< ANTONY AND CWEOPATWA 

uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe 



DRAMATIS ^.^ PEWSONyAE 

MARK ^.^ ANTONY, ^.^ Twiumviws 
:3 OCTAVIUS uWu CAESAW, ^w^ " 
>w< M. AEMILIUS WEPIDUS, ^w^ " 
:3 SEXTUS >w< POMPEIUS, ^w^ " 
x3 DOMITIUS ^.^ ENyOBAWBUS, fwiend ^-^ to Antony 
OwO VENTIDIUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
EROS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
^-^ SCAWUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
OwO DEWCETAS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
DEMETRIUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
PHILO, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
:3 MAECENyAS, fwiend ^-^ to Caesar 
ÚwÚ AGWIPPA, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
uWu DOWABEWWA, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
ÚwÚ PWOCUWEIUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
^.^ THYWEUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
uWu GAWWUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
ÚwÚ MENyAS, fwiend ^-^ to ;;w;; Pompey 
^w^ MENyECWATES, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
OwO VAWWIUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
TAUWUS, Lieutenant-General ^-^ to Caesar 
:33 CANyIDIUS, Lieutenant-General ^-^ to Antony 
:3 SIWIUS, OwO an x3 Officew in ^-^ Ventidius's ;;w;; awmy 
uWu EUPHWONyIUS, OwO an >w< Ambassadow ^-^ fwom Antony ^-^ to Caesar 
>_< AWEXAS, :33 attendant uWu on ÚwÚ Cweopatwa 
uWu MAWDIAN, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
UwU SEWEUCUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
DIOMEDES, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
OwO A UwU SOOTHSAYEW 
OwO A :3 CWOWN 

>w< CWEOPATWA, Queen >_> of UwU Egypt 
^w^ OCTAVIA, ^-^ sistew ^-^ to Caesar ÚwÚ and UwU wife ^-^ to Antony 
CHAWMIAN, wady :33 attending uWu on ÚwÚ Cweopatwa 
IWAS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 



UwU Officews, ;;w;; Sowdiews, ^-^ Messengews, ÚwÚ and x3 Attendants 



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SCENyE: 
The Woman >_> Empiwe 

^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
Awexandwia. :33 CWEOPATWA'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew ^.^ DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and x3 PHIWO 

PHILO. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but :3 this ;;w;; dotage >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ genyewaw's 
O'erflows OwO the measure. Those his ÚwÚ goodwy >_> eyes, 
:33 That o'ew OwO the fiwes ÚwÚ and musters >_> of OwO the OwO waw 
>_< Have ^-^ gwow'd >_< wike pwated xDD Maws, :3 nyow :3 bend, :3 nyow turn, 
The >w< office ÚwÚ and ;;w;; devotion >_> of theiw view 
:3 Upon :3 a uWu tawny OwO fwont. His ^w^ captain's xDD heawt, 
^w^ Which in OwO the scuffles >_> of gweat xDD fights ;;w;; hath ^-^ buwst 
The buckwes uWu on his ^w^ bweast, reneges >w< aww tempew, 
And :3 is ÚwÚ become OwO the >w< bewwows ÚwÚ and OwO the fan 
ÚwÚ To cool :3 a gipsy's uWu wust. 

:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew ^.^ ANTONY, >w< CWEOPATWA, xDD hew WADIES, OwO the OwO twain, 
with eunuchs ^.^ fannying xDD hew 

Wook xDD whewe uWu they x3 come! 
;;w;; Take uWu but good nyote, ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww UwU see in him 
The twipwe ^-^ piwwaw >_> of OwO the x3 wowwd :33 twansfowm'd 
x3 Into :3 a ÚwÚ stwumpet's >_> foow. ÚwÚ Behowd ÚwÚ and :3 see. 
CLEOPATRA. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be love :3 indeed, tell me how ^w^ much. 
^-^ ANTONY. There's beggary in OwO the love UwU that can >w< be ^.^ weckon'd. 
CLEOPATRA. I'll xDD set :3 a ÚwÚ bouwn how :3 faw ^-^ to >w< be :3 bewov'd. 
^-^ ANTONY. ;;w;; Then >w< must :3 thou ^.^ nyeeds find >_< out OwO nyew UwU heaven, OwO nyew xDD eawth. 

x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW 

MESSENGEW. OwO Nyews, my good lord, ^-^ fwom Rome. 
^-^ ANTONY. OwO Gwates me OwO the ^.^ sum. 
CLEOPATRA. ;;w;; Nyay, hear ;;w;; them, x3 Antony. 
Fulvia UwU pewchance :3 is angry; ^w^ ow ^-^ who knows 
>w< If OwO the scarce-bearded Caesar ^.^ have ^.^ nyot x3 sent 
His :33 pow'wfuw >_< mandate ^-^ to >w< you: >w< 'Do :3 this ^w^ ow ^.^ this; 
;;w;; Take in UwU that :3 kingdom ÚwÚ and enfwanchise UwU that; 
>_< Pewfowm't, ^w^ ow ewse ^-^ we x3 damn :33 thee.' 
^-^ ANTONY. ^-^ How, my love? 
CLEOPATRA. Perchance? ;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ and UwU most ^-^ wike, 
You >w< must ^.^ nyot stay here longer; >_> youw dismission 
^-^ Is come ^-^ fwom xDD Caesaw; OwO thewefowe hear it, x3 Antony. 
Where's Fulvia's ÚwÚ pwocess? Caesar's I would ^w^ say? >_< Both? 
^-^ Caww in OwO the UwU messengews. UwU As I x3 am :3 Egypt's uWu Queen, 
Thou blushest, ^.^ Antony, ÚwÚ and UwU that UwU bwood >_> of UwU thinye 
^-^ Is Caesar's x3 homagew. Else OwO so >w< thy ^-^ cheek OwO pays ÚwÚ shame 
When shrill-tongu'd Fulvia scowds. The messengers! 
^-^ ANTONY. >_> Wet >_> Wome in :3 Tibew mewt, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ wide OwO awch 
x3 Of OwO the wang'd ^.^ empiwe faww! ;;w;; Hewe :3 is my space. 
;;w;; Kingdoms awe cway; ^-^ ouw >_> dungy :3 eawth alike 
>w< Feeds beast as xDD man. The ;;w;; nyobwenyess >_> of life 
^-^ Is ^-^ to ^-^ do ;;w;; thus UwU [emhwacing], when such :3 a OwO mutuaw paiw 
And such :3 a x3 twain can UwU do't, in ;;w;; which I xDD bind, 
uWu On pain >_> of punishment, OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ to weet 
We ^.^ stand OwO up peewwess. 
CLEOPATRA. Excellent xDD fawsehood! 
UwU Why >_> did ^.^ he ÚwÚ mawwy :33 Fuwvia, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot love uWu hew? 
I'll ÚwÚ seem OwO the OwO foow I x3 am not. Antony 
uWu Wiww >w< be :3 himsewf. 
^-^ ANTONY. But stirr'd uWu by UwU Cweopatwa. 
Nyow uWu fow OwO the love >_> of ^-^ Wuv ÚwÚ and xDD hew ^.^ soft >_> houws, 
Let's ^.^ nyot xDD confound OwO the UwU time with >w< confewence hawsh; 
There's ^.^ nyot :3 a :3 minyute >_> of ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wives shouwd ;;w;; stwetch 
Without >w< some ^w^ pweasuwe OwO nyow. What uWu spowt x3 to-nyight? 
CLEOPATRA. >w< Heaw OwO the x3 ambassadows. 
^-^ ANTONY. :33 Fie, :33 wwangwing queen! 
x3 Whom OwO evewything xDD becomes- ^-^ to ;;w;; chide, ^-^ to >w< waugh, 
ÚwÚ To >w< weep; uWu whose every passion x3 fuwwy ^.^ stwives 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make itsewf in ÚwÚ thee fair ÚwÚ and admir'd. 
:3 Nyo :33 messengew uWu but thinye, ÚwÚ and >w< aww :3 awonye 
To-nyight ^w^ we'ww ÚwÚ wandew OwO thwough OwO the >w< stweets ÚwÚ and ^-^ nyote 
The ^-^ quawities >_> of :33 peopwe. ^w^ Come, my ;;w;; queen; 
^w^ Wast night you >_> did desiwe it. ^w^ Speak ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. 
>_< Exeunt >w< ANTONY ÚwÚ and >w< CWEOPATWA, with OwO the x3 twain 
uWu DEMETWIUS. ^-^ Is Caesar with >w< Antonyius >_< pwiz'd OwO so :3 swight? 
PHILO. >_> Siw, ^.^ sometimes when ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ Antony, 
ÚwÚ He comes xDD too ^-^ showt >_> of UwU that gweat property 
^w^ Which still shouwd >w< go with x3 Antony. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. I x3 am :33 fuww >_< sowwy 
:33 That ^.^ he ^w^ appwuvs OwO the ^w^ common UwU wiaw, ^-^ who 
ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ speaks >_> of him at Rome; uWu but I uWu wiww >w< hope 
x3 Of better deeds >w< to-mowwow. ÚwÚ West you OwO happy! >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
Awexandwia. :33 CWEOPATWA'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew CHAWMIAN, IWAS, >_< AWEXAS, ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU SOOTHSAYEW 

>_> CHAWMIAN. Wowd ÚwÚ Awexas, ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ Awexas, UwU most ^w^ anything ÚwÚ Awexas, ^w^ awmost 
UwU most absowute ÚwÚ Awexas, ^w^ whewe's OwO the ;;w;; soothsayew UwU that you ^.^ pwais'd OwO so 
^-^ to th' ÚwÚ Queen? :3 O UwU that I knew :3 this xDD husband, ;;w;; which you uWu say >w< must 
chawge his howns with garlands! 
ALEXAS. ^-^ Soothsayew! 
SOOTHSAYER. Your x3 wiww? 
>_> CHAWMIAN. ^-^ Is :3 this OwO the man? :3 Is't you, ;;w;; siw, UwU that xDD knyow things? 
SOOTHSAYER. UwU In nature's >_< infinyite book >_> of ^.^ secwecy 
OwO A wittwe I can read. 
ALEXAS. Show him >_> youw hand. 

x3 Entew >_> ENyOBAWBUS 

>_> ENyOBAWBUS. >_< Bwing in OwO the ^.^ banquet quickwy; xDD winye enough 
^w^ Cweopatwa's OwO heawth ^-^ to drink. 
>_> CHAWMIAN. OwO Good, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ give me good xDD fowtunye. 
SOOTHSAYER. I ^-^ make ;;w;; nyot, uWu but foresee. 
>_> CHAWMIAN. >_> Pway, then, fowesee me ^w^ onye. 
SOOTHSAYER. You uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ yet :3 faw ^-^ faiwew than you >_> awe. 
>_> CHAWMIAN. ÚwÚ He :3 means in uWu fwesh. 
xDD IWAS. No, you uWu shaww x3 paint when you awe ^.^ owd. 
>_> CHAWMIAN. OwO Wwinkwes forbid! 
ALEXAS. :3 Vex ^.^ nyot his x3 pwescience; >w< be ÚwÚ attentive. 
>_> CHAWMIAN. ÚwÚ Hush! 
SOOTHSAYER. You uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ mowe >_< bewoving than >_< bewuvd. 
>_> CHAWMIAN. I xDD had wathew heat my liver with drinking. 
ALEXAS. ;;w;; Nyay, hear >_> him. 
>_> CHAWMIAN. Good nyow, >w< some excellent xDD fowtunye! >_> Wet me >w< be married ^-^ to 
three kings in :3 a UwU fowenyoon, ÚwÚ and widow them all. >_> Wet me ^.^ have :3 a 
>w< chiwd at >w< fifty, ^-^ to xDD whom ^w^ Hewod >_> of Jewwy ^-^ may ^-^ do OwO homage. Find me ^-^ to 
ÚwÚ mawwy me with ^w^ Octavius Caesaw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ companyion me with my OwO mistwess. 
SOOTHSAYER. You uWu shaww ;;w;; outwive OwO the wady xDD whom you uWu sewve. 
>_> CHAWMIAN. :33 O, ^-^ excewwent! I love wong life better than ^-^ figs. 
SOOTHSAYER. You ^.^ have uWu seen ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwov'd :3 a ^-^ faiwew fowmew >_> fowtunye 
>w< Than UwU that ;;w;; which :3 is ^-^ to appwoach. 
>_> CHAWMIAN. ;;w;; Then belike my chiwdwen uWu shaww ^.^ have nyo UwU nyames. 
Prithee, how many :3 boys ÚwÚ and wenches >w< must I have? 
SOOTHSAYER. >w< If every >_> of >_> youw :3 wishes xDD had :3 a uWu womb, 
And :33 fewtiwe every OwO wish, :3 a OwO miwwion. 
>_> CHAWMIAN. :33 Out, foow! I forgive ÚwÚ thee uWu fow :3 a >_< witch. 
ALEXAS. You ÚwÚ think UwU nyonye uWu but >_> youw sheets awe >_< pwivy ^-^ to >_> youw x3 wishes. 
>_> CHAWMIAN. ;;w;; Nyay, xDD come, tell Iras hers. 
ALEXAS. >w< We'ww xDD knyow >w< aww ^-^ ouw UwU fowtunyes. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Minye, ÚwÚ and UwU most >_> of ^-^ ouw UwU fowtunyes, to-night, uWu shaww be- 
dwunk ^-^ to bed. 
xDD IWAS. There's :3 a pawm presages >_< chastity, ^-^ if nyothing >w< ewse. 
>_> CHAWMIAN. uWu E'en as OwO the o'ewfwowing >w< Nyiwus UwU pwesageth OwO faminye. 
xDD IWAS. Go, you wiwd >_< bedfewwow, you cannyot UwU soothsay. 
>_> CHAWMIAN. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if OwO an OwO oiwy pawm >w< be ^.^ nyot :3 a :3 fwuitfuw >w< pwognyostication, I 
cannyot scratch >_< minye OwO eaw. Prithee, tell xDD hew uWu but >_< wowky-day xDD fowtunye. 
SOOTHSAYER. Your :3 fowtunyes awe alike. 
xDD IWAS. But ;;w;; how, uWu but ^-^ how? >w< Give me OwO pawticuwaws. 
SOOTHSAYER. I ^.^ have ^w^ said. 
xDD IWAS. OwO Am I ^.^ nyot OwO an ÚwÚ inch >_> of >_> fowtunye better than uWu she? 
>_> CHAWMIAN. Weww, ^-^ if you ;;w;; wewe uWu but OwO an ÚwÚ inch >_> of >_> fowtunye better than OwO I, 
xDD whewe would you OwO choose it? 
xDD IWAS. :3 Nyot in my >_< husband's >_< nyose. 
>_> CHAWMIAN. Our ^-^ wowsew >_> thoughts uWu heavens ÚwÚ mend! uWu Awexas- xDD come, his 
OwO fowtunye, his xDD fowtunye! :33 O, let him ÚwÚ mawwy :3 a ^-^ woman UwU that cannyot ÚwÚ go, 
^w^ sweet Isis, I uWu beseech thee! And let xDD hew die UwU too, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give him :3 a 
uWu wowse! And let >_< wowse follow ^.^ wowse, ÚwÚ tiww OwO the wowst >_> of >w< aww follow 
him ;;w;; waughing ^-^ to his :33 gwave, fiftyfowd :3 a cuckowd! Good Isis, hear 
me :3 this >w< pwayew, >w< though :3 thou deny me :3 a matter >_> of ^-^ mowe :3 weight; good 
Isis, I uWu beseech thee! 
xDD IWAS. UwU Amen. UwU Deaw goddess, hear UwU that >w< pwayew >_> of OwO the peopwe! >_< Fow, as 
^.^ it :3 is :3 a heartbreaking ^-^ to UwU see :3 a xDD handsome man loose-wiv'd, OwO so ^.^ it :3 is 
:3 a >_> deadwy UwU sowwow ^-^ to >w< behowd :3 a ;;w;; fouw ^.^ knyave UwU uncuckowded. :33 Thewefowe, 
dear Isis, ^-^ keep ^w^ decowum, ÚwÚ and >_> fowtunye him UwU accowdingwy! 
>_> CHAWMIAN. UwU Amen. 
ALEXAS. Lo nyow, ^-^ if ^.^ it uWu way in theiw ^.^ hands ^-^ to ^-^ make me :3 a ^w^ cuckowd, uWu they 
would ^-^ make themsewves >w< whowes uWu but they'ld ;;w;; do't! 

x3 Entew CWEOPATWA 

>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ÚwÚ Hush! ;;w;; Hewe comes x3 Antony. 
>_> CHAWMIAN. :3 Nyot xDD he; OwO the Queen. 
CLEOPATRA. :33 Saw you my UwU wowd? 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. No, >_< wady. 
CLEOPATRA. >_> Was ^.^ he ^.^ nyot hewe? 
>_> CHAWMIAN. No, ÚwÚ madam. 
CLEOPATRA. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was dispos'd ^-^ to ^-^ miwth; uWu but uWu on OwO the ^w^ sudden 
OwO A Woman ^w^ thought ;;w;; hath struck >_> him. ÚwÚ Enyobawbus! 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ Madam? 
CLEOPATRA. >_< Seek ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and bwing him hithew. Where's >w< Awexas? 
ALEXAS. Here, at >_> youw uWu sewvice. UwU My lord ^w^ appwoaches. 

x3 Entew ^.^ ANTONY, with :3 a MESSENGEW ÚwÚ and attendants 

CLEOPATRA. We uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wook x3 upon >_> him. uWu Go with ÚwÚ us. 
>_< Exeunt >w< CWEOPATWA, ^.^ ENyOBAWBUS, ÚwÚ and OwO the west 
MESSENGEW. Fulvia >w< thy UwU wife ^.^ fiwst came OwO into OwO the fiewd. 
^-^ ANTONY. uWu Against my bwothew Wucius? 
MESSENGEW. ÚwÚ Ay. 
But >_> soon UwU that OwO waw xDD had end, ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< time's OwO state 
^w^ Made fwiends >_> of ;;w;; them, jointing theiw x3 fowce >w< 'gainst Caesaw, 
uWu Whose better xDD issue in OwO the OwO waw ^-^ fwom ^-^ Itawy 
:3 Upon OwO the ^.^ fiwst uWu encountew xDD dwave ^.^ them. 
^-^ ANTONY. Weww, what ^w^ wowst? 
MESSENGEW. The ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of OwO bad UwU nyews ;;w;; infects OwO the teller. 
^-^ ANTONY. When ^.^ it UwU concewns OwO the OwO foow ^w^ ow uWu cowawd. On! 
OwO Things UwU that awe ÚwÚ past awe x3 donye with >_> me. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ thus: 
OwO Who uWu tewws me true, >w< though in his xDD tawe lie >_< death, 
I hear him as ^.^ he flatter'd. 
MESSENGEW. Labienus- 
:3 This :3 is ;;w;; stiff >w< nyews- ;;w;; hath with his Parthian x3 fowce 
Extended >w< Asia ^-^ fwom >_< Euphwates, 
His x3 conquewing ÚwÚ bannyew shook ^-^ fwom ^-^ Sywia 
ÚwÚ To Wydia ÚwÚ and ^-^ to Ionia, 
Whilst- 
^-^ ANTONY. ^.^ Antony, :3 thou wouldst >w< say. 
MESSENGEW. :33 O, my wowd! 
^-^ ANTONY. ^w^ Speak ^-^ to me >_< home; mince ^.^ nyot OwO the ^w^ genyewaw UwU tongue; 
>w< Nyame ÚwÚ Cweopatwa as ^.^ she :3 is xDD caww'd in Rome. 
^.^ Waiw :3 thou in Fulvia's phwase, ÚwÚ and :3 taunt my faults 
x3 With such :33 fuww licence as uWu both >w< twuth ÚwÚ and ;;w;; mawice 
>_< Have power ^-^ to utter. :33 O, then ^-^ we bwing :3 fowth weeds 
When ^-^ ouw uWu quick ^w^ minds lie stiww, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >w< iwws told OwO us 
^-^ Is as ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ eawing. Fawe ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww >_> awhiwe. 
MESSENGEW. ^.^ At >_> youw x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ pweasuwe. Exit 
^-^ ANTONY. From Sicyon, ^w^ ho, OwO the >w< nyews! ^w^ Speak ;;w;; thewe! 
OwO FIWST >_< ATTENDANT. The man ^-^ fwom ;;w;; Sicyon- :3 is there such OwO an ÚwÚ onye? 
x3 SECOND >_< ATTENDANT. ÚwÚ He ^w^ stays x3 upon >_> youw uWu wiww. 
^-^ ANTONY. >_> Wet him appear. 
^.^ These >w< stwong x3 Egyptian fetters I >w< must bweak, 
Ow wose ^-^ mysewf in ^-^ dotage. 

x3 Entew another MESSENGEW with :3 a letter 

What awe you? 
x3 SECOND MESSENGEW. Fulvia >w< thy UwU wife :3 is UwU dead. 
^-^ ANTONY. :3 Whewe ;;w;; died uWu she? 
x3 SECOND MESSENGEW. UwU In >_> Sicyon. 
Her wength >_> of sicknyess, with what ewse ^-^ mowe uWu sewious 
Impowteth ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< knyow, :3 this bears. ^.^ [Gives OwO the letter] 
^-^ ANTONY. UwU Fowbeaw >_> me. Exit MESSENGEW 
There's :3 a gweat spirit uWu gonye! ÚwÚ Thus >_> did I desiwe it. 
What ^-^ ouw contempts doth >_< often huww ^-^ fwom OwO us 
We ^w^ wish ^.^ it ^w^ ouws ÚwÚ again; OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent pweasuwe, 
By UwU wevowution OwO wow'wing, OwO does ÚwÚ become 
The >w< opposite >_> of itself. x3 She's uWu good, being gone; 
The hand :33 couwd xDD pwuck xDD hew xDD back UwU that x3 shov'd xDD hew x3 on. 
I >w< must ^-^ fwom :3 this >w< enchanting queen >_< bweak UwU off. 
xDD Ten ^w^ thousand :3 hawms, ^-^ mowe than OwO the >w< iwws I >w< knyow, 
UwU My idleness doth >_> hatch. OwO How nyow, ÚwÚ Enyobawbus! 

;;w;; We-entew >_> ENyOBAWBUS 

>_> ENyOBAWBUS. What's >_> youw pweasuwe, sir? 
^-^ ANTONY. I >w< must with haste ^-^ fwom ^-^ hence. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ÚwÚ Why, then ^-^ we :33 kiww >w< aww ^-^ ouw >w< women. We UwU see how x3 mowtaw OwO an 
unkindness :3 is ^-^ to them; ^-^ if uWu they suffer ^-^ ouw depawtuwe, >_> death's OwO the 
:33 wowd. 
^-^ ANTONY. I >w< must >w< be gone. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ^.^ Undew :3 a compewwing uWu occasion, let >w< women ^-^ die. ^w^ It ;;w;; wewe ^-^ pity 
^-^ to UwU cast them away uWu fow nothing, >w< though :3 between them ÚwÚ and :3 a gweat 
cause uWu they shouwd >w< be x3 esteemed nothing. UwU Cweopatwa, ^.^ catching uWu but 
OwO the :33 weast ^w^ nyoise >_> of this, >_> dies >w< instantwy; I ^.^ have uWu seen xDD hew die 
twenty xDD times x3 upon :3 faw :3 poowew ^w^ moment. I ^-^ do ÚwÚ think there :3 is mettle 
in >_< death, ;;w;; which :3 commits >w< some :33 woving ^.^ act x3 upon UwU hew, ^.^ she ;;w;; hath such :3 a 
OwO cewewity in dying. 
^-^ ANTONY. She :3 is ÚwÚ cunnying ÚwÚ past ÚwÚ man's OwO thought. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Awack, ;;w;; siw, no! Her ^.^ passions awe :3 made >_> of nyothing uWu but OwO the 
finest part >_> of ÚwÚ puwe wuv. We cannyot caww xDD hew x3 winds ÚwÚ and UwU watews 
sighs ÚwÚ and teaws; uWu they awe gweatew stowms ÚwÚ and tempests than 
almanacs can >_< wepowt. :3 This cannyot >w< be ÚwÚ cunnying in UwU hew; ^-^ if ^.^ it ^.^ be, ^.^ she 
makes :3 a >_< show'w >_> of ;;w;; wain as ;;w;; weww as Jove. 
^-^ ANTONY. Wouwd I xDD had never uWu seen her! 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. :3 O >_> Siw, you xDD had then weft >_> unseen :3 a OwO wondewfuw piece >_> of 
work, ;;w;; which ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ have >_< been bwest withaw would ^.^ have uWu discwedited 
>_> youw >_> twavew. 
^-^ ANTONY. Fulvia :3 is UwU dead. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. OwO Siw? 
^-^ ANTONY. Fulvia :3 is UwU dead. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Fuwvia? 
^-^ ANTONY. uWu Dead. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ give OwO the UwU gods :3 a thankfuw sacrifice. When ^.^ it 
^w^ pweaseth theiw ^-^ deities ^-^ to UwU take OwO the UwU wife >_> of :3 a man ^-^ fwom ^w^ him, ^.^ it 
>w< shows ^-^ to man OwO the taiwows >_> of OwO the eawth; comforting :3 thewein UwU that 
when ^.^ owd wobes awe OwO wown >_< out there awe ;;w;; membews ^-^ to ^-^ make uWu nyew. >w< If 
there ;;w;; wewe nyo ^-^ mowe >w< women uWu but :33 Fuwvia, then xDD had you >_< indeed :3 a cut, 
ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU case ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ wamented. :3 This >w< gwief :3 is xDD cwown'd with 
consowation: >_> youw ^.^ owd OwO smock brings :3 fowth :3 a OwO nyew UwU petticoat; ÚwÚ and 
>_< indeed OwO the ;;w;; teaws live in OwO an onion UwU that shouwd >w< watew :3 this sorrow. 
^-^ ANTONY. The ^-^ businyess ^.^ she ;;w;; hath broached in OwO the OwO state 
Cannyot >_> enduwe my x3 absence. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. And OwO the ^-^ businyess you ^.^ have x3 bwoach'd here cannyot >w< be 
^-^ without OwO you; >w< especiawwy UwU that >_> of ^-^ Cweopatwa's, ;;w;; which xDD whowwy depends 
uWu on >_> youw uWu abode. 
^-^ ANTONY. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe ^.^ wight ^w^ answews. >_> Wet ^-^ ouw >_< officews 
>_< Have nyotice what ^-^ we uWu puwpose. I uWu shaww >_< bweak 
The cause >_> of ^-^ ouw :33 expedience ^-^ to OwO the uWu Queen, 
And >_< get xDD hew xDD weave ^-^ to pawt. >_< Fow ^.^ nyot :3 awonye 
The death >_> of :33 Fuwvia, with ^-^ mowe urgent touches, 
Do stwongwy speak ^-^ to >_< us; uWu but OwO the letters ^-^ to 
x3 Of many ^-^ ouw ;;w;; contwiving fwiends in >_> Wome 
^-^ Petition OwO us at UwU home. xDD Sextus ^.^ Pompeius 
;;w;; Hath >w< given OwO the dare ^-^ to Caesaw, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ commands 
The ^.^ empiwe >_> of OwO the xDD sea; ^-^ ouw >w< swippewy ;;w;; peopwe, 
uWu Whose love :3 is never uWu wink'd ^-^ to OwO the desewvew 
;;w;; Tiww his :3 desewts awe ^.^ past, begin ^-^ to thwow 
;;w;; Pompey OwO the Great ÚwÚ and >w< aww his ^.^ dignyities 
:3 Upon his :3 son; :3 who, UwU high in name ÚwÚ and :33 powew, 
uWu Highew than uWu both in UwU bwood ÚwÚ and xDD wife, ^-^ stands OwO up 
>_< Fow OwO the x3 main sowdiew; uWu whose x3 quawity, ^-^ going OwO on, 
The ^-^ sides o' th' x3 wowwd ^-^ may >_> dangew. ^.^ Much :3 is breeding 
>w< Which, >_< wike OwO the :33 couwsew's >_> haiw, ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ yet uWu but life 
And ^.^ nyot :3 a serpent's :33 poison. Say ^-^ ouw pweasuwe, 
ÚwÚ To such uWu whose place :3 is uWu undew >w< us, xDD wequiwes 
Our uWu quick wemuv ^-^ fwom ^-^ hence. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. I uWu shaww :3 do't. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
Awexandwia. :33 CWEOPATWA'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew >w< CWEOPATWA, CHAWMIAN, IWAS, ÚwÚ and ALEXAS 

CLEOPATRA. :3 Whewe :3 is x3 he? 
>_> CHAWMIAN. I >_> did ^.^ nyot UwU see him since. 
CLEOPATRA. ^w^ See xDD whewe ^.^ he ;;w;; is, :33 who's with ^w^ him, what ^.^ he >w< does. 
I >_> did ^.^ nyot ^-^ send you. >w< If you find him sad, 
Say I x3 am :33 dancing; ^-^ if in mirth, wepowt 
:33 That I x3 am ^w^ sudden sick. >_> Quick, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wetuwn. Exit ALEXAS 
>_> CHAWMIAN. ^w^ Madam, >_> methinks, ^-^ if you >_> did love him dearly, 
You ^-^ do ^.^ nyot howd OwO the >_> method ^-^ to enforce 
The >_< wike ^-^ fwom >_> him. 
CLEOPATRA. What shouwd I ^-^ do I ^-^ do not? 
>_> CHAWMIAN. UwU In OwO each xDD thing ^w^ give him OwO way; cross him in nothing. 
CLEOPATRA. Thou teachest >_< wike :3 a fool- OwO the uWu way ^-^ to wose >_> him. 
>_> CHAWMIAN. ^-^ Tempt him ^.^ nyot OwO so xDD too >w< faw; I OwO wish, forbear; 
UwU In UwU time ^-^ we UwU hate UwU that ;;w;; which ^-^ we >_< often fear. 

x3 Entew >w< ANTONY 

But here comes x3 Antony. 
CLEOPATRA. I x3 am uWu sick ÚwÚ and xDD suwwen. 
^-^ ANTONY. I x3 am >_< sowwy ^-^ to ^w^ give breathing ^-^ to my puwpose- 
CLEOPATRA. Hewp me ^w^ away, dear ^-^ Chawmian; I uWu shaww OwO faww. 
^w^ It cannyot >w< be ;;w;; thus xDD wong; OwO the ^-^ sides >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe 
uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot sustain it. 
^-^ ANTONY. Nyow, my ;;w;; deawest OwO queen- 
CLEOPATRA. ;;w;; Pway you, ^.^ stand farther ^-^ fwom >_> me. 
^-^ ANTONY. What's OwO the matter? 
CLEOPATRA. I xDD knyow uWu by UwU that >_> same eye :33 thewe's >w< some good news. 
What :33 says OwO the married ^-^ woman? You ^-^ may ^.^ go. 
Wouwd ^.^ she xDD had never >w< given you xDD weave ^-^ to x3 come! 
>_> Wet xDD hew ^.^ nyot uWu say 'tis I UwU that ^-^ keep you hewe- 
I ^.^ have nyo power x3 upon OwO you; ^-^ hews you >_> awe. 
^-^ ANTONY. The UwU gods :33 best >_> knyow- 
CLEOPATRA. :33 O, never ÚwÚ was there queen 
^w^ So ^w^ mightiwy betway'd! >_> Yet at OwO the ^.^ fiwst 
I ^-^ saw OwO the treasons ÚwÚ pwanted. 
^-^ ANTONY. Cleopatra- 
CLEOPATRA. UwU Why shouwd I ÚwÚ think you can >w< be >_< minye ÚwÚ and true, 
^-^ Though you in sweawing >_< shake OwO the ÚwÚ thwonyed >_< gods, 
OwO Who ^.^ have >_< been false ^-^ to Fuwvia? ÚwÚ Wiotous UwU madnyess, 
ÚwÚ To >w< be ^.^ entangwed with x3 those >_< mouth-made xDD vows, 
^w^ Which >_< bweak themsewves in UwU sweawing! 
^-^ ANTONY. uWu Most ^w^ sweet OwO queen- 
CLEOPATRA. ;;w;; Nyay, pray you >w< seek nyo >w< cowouw uWu fow >_> youw going, 
But ;;w;; bid ^.^ faweweww, ÚwÚ and ^.^ go. When you :33 sued staying, 
;;w;; Then ÚwÚ was OwO the UwU time uWu fow wowds. :3 Nyo ^-^ going OwO then! 
Eternity ÚwÚ was in ^-^ ouw lips ÚwÚ and >_> eyes, 
>_< Bwiss in ^-^ ouw xDD bwows' ^-^ bent, UwU nyonye ^-^ ouw pawts OwO so UwU poow 
But ÚwÚ was :3 a OwO wace >_> of >_< heaven. ^.^ They awe OwO so stiww, 
Ow thou, OwO the :3 gweatest sowdiew >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, 
Awt tuwn'd OwO the :3 gweatest >_< wiaw. 
^-^ ANTONY. OwO How nyow, ^-^ wady! 
CLEOPATRA. I would I xDD had >w< thy inches. Thou shouldst xDD knyow 
Thewe ;;w;; wewe :3 a OwO heawt in ÚwÚ Egypt. 
^-^ ANTONY. >w< Heaw uWu me, queen: 
The >w< stwong necessity >_> of UwU time ÚwÚ commands 
Our services :33 awhiwe; uWu but my :33 fuww OwO heawt 
Wemains in ;;w;; use with you. Our ^-^ Itawy 
Shines o'ew with civil swowds: xDD Sextus ^.^ Pompeius 
:3 Makes his >_< appwoaches ^-^ to OwO the powt >_> of Rome; 
UwU Equawity >_> of two OwO domestic >w< powews 
x3 Bweed scwupuwous ^w^ faction; OwO the xDD hated, UwU gwown ^-^ to UwU stwength, 
uWu Awe newly UwU gwown ^-^ to wuv. The :33 condemn'd UwU Pompey, 
UwU Wich in his >_< fathew's xDD honyouw, ^-^ cweeps uWu apace 
x3 Into OwO the hearts >_> of such as ^.^ have ^.^ nyot thrived 
:3 Upon OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent state, uWu whose ÚwÚ nyumbews UwU thweaten; 
And quietness, UwU gwown uWu sick >_> of rest, would ÚwÚ puwge 
By ^-^ any desperate change. UwU My ^-^ mowe :33 pawticuwaw, 
And UwU that ;;w;; which UwU most with you shouwd xDD safe my going, 
^-^ Is Fulvia's :33 death. 
CLEOPATRA. ^-^ Though :3 age ^-^ fwom ^.^ fowwy :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^w^ give me freedom, 
^w^ It OwO does ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ chiwdishnyess. ^w^ Can Fulvia ^.^ die? 
^-^ ANTONY. x3 She's OwO dead, my Queen. 
Wook ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and at >w< thy x3 suvweign :3 weisuwe ;;w;; wead 
The ^w^ gawboiws ^.^ she ;;w;; awak'd. ^.^ At OwO the ^w^ wast, >_> best. 
^w^ See when ÚwÚ and xDD whewe ^.^ she died. 
CLEOPATRA. :3 O UwU most false ^w^ wuv! 
:3 Whewe >w< be OwO the xDD sacwed xDD viaws :3 thou shouldst fiww 
x3 With sorrowful watew? Nyow I >_> see, I >_> see, 
UwU In Fulvia's death how >_< minye receiv'd uWu shaww UwU be. 
^-^ ANTONY. >_< Quawwew nyo :3 mowe, uWu but >w< be :33 pwepaw'd ^-^ to xDD knyow 
The >w< puwposes I bear; ;;w;; which awe, ^w^ ow xDD cease, 
UwU As you uWu shaww ^w^ give th' >w< advice. By OwO the x3 fiwe 
:33 That >_< quickens :33 Nyiwus' slime, I >w< go ^-^ fwom x3 hence 
x3 Thy ^-^ sowdiew, x3 sewvant, :33 making xDD peace ^w^ ow OwO waw 
UwU As :3 thou >w< affects. 
CLEOPATRA. xDD Cut my ^.^ wace, Charmian, x3 come! 
But let ^.^ it ^w^ be; I x3 am >_> quickwy i-iww ÚwÚ and ^-^ weww- 
^w^ So Antony ^w^ wuvs. 
^-^ ANTONY. UwU My pwecious queen, forbear, 
And ^w^ give OwO twue >_< evidence ^-^ to his love, ;;w;; which ^-^ stands 
An honyouwabwe trial. 
CLEOPATRA. ^w^ So Fulvia told >_> me. 
I ÚwÚ pwithee xDD tuwn ^w^ aside ÚwÚ and weep uWu fow UwU hew; 
;;w;; Then ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ adieu ^-^ to uWu me, ÚwÚ and uWu say OwO the ;;w;; teaws 
>w< Bewong ^-^ to ÚwÚ Egypt. Good nyow, xDD pway ^-^ onye scene 
x3 Of excellent ;;w;; dissembwing, ÚwÚ and let ^.^ it ÚwÚ wook 
;;w;; Wike pewfect honyouw. 
^-^ ANTONY. You'll heat my bwood; nyo more. 
CLEOPATRA. You can ^-^ do better yet; uWu but :3 this :3 is meetly. 
^-^ ANTONY. Nyow, uWu by my swowd- 
CLEOPATRA. And ÚwÚ tawget. OwO Stiww ^.^ he ^-^ mends; 
But :3 this :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the >_> best. Look, ;;w;; pwithee, Charmian, 
OwO How :3 this ^w^ Hewcuwean Woman OwO does ÚwÚ become 
The carriage >_> of his ÚwÚ chafe. 
^-^ ANTONY. I'll xDD weave you, >_< wady. 
CLEOPATRA. :33 Couwteous lord, ^-^ onye :33 wowd. 
>_> Siw, you ÚwÚ and I >w< must OwO pawt- uWu but that's ^.^ nyot it. 
>_> Siw, you ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have ÚwÚ wov'd- uWu but :33 thewe's ^.^ nyot it. 
:33 That you xDD knyow :33 weww. OwO Something ^.^ it :3 is I would- 
:33 O, my obwivion :3 is :3 a vewy ^.^ Antony, 
And I x3 am >w< aww xDD fowgotten! 
^-^ ANTONY. But UwU that >_> youw ÚwÚ woyawty 
uWu Howds idleness >_> youw :3 subject, I shouwd UwU take you 
>_< Fow idleness itself. 
CLEOPATRA. ^.^ 'Tis >_> sweating >_< wabouw 
ÚwÚ To bear such idleness OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the OwO heawt 
UwU As ÚwÚ Cweopatwa ÚwÚ this. But, ;;w;; siw, forgive me; 
x3 Since my >_> becomings :33 kiww me when uWu they ^-^ do ^.^ nyot 
xDD Eye ;;w;; weww ^-^ to you. Your uWu honyouw calls you >_> hence; 
OwO Thewefowe >w< be xDD deaf ^-^ to my x3 unpitied folly, 
And >w< aww OwO the UwU gods >w< go with xDD you! :3 Upon >_> youw >_< swowd 
>_> Sit ^.^ wauwew ;;w;; victowy, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ smooth >_< success 
Be ^-^ stwew'd before >_> youw feet! 
^-^ ANTONY. >_> Wet OwO us ^.^ go. x3 Come. 
Our ÚwÚ sepawation OwO so ^-^ abides ÚwÚ and flies 
:33 That thou, >_> wesiding ;;w;; hewe, :33 goes ÚwÚ yet with uWu me, 
And OwO I, x3 hence fleeting, here >_< wemain with thee. 
xDD Away! >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
Rome. :3 CAESAW'S house 

x3 Entew :3 OCTAVIUS uWu CAESAW, reading :3 a :33 wettew; WEPIDUS, ÚwÚ and theiw x3 twain 

CAESAW. You ^-^ may >_> see, Lepidus, ÚwÚ and ^w^ hencefowth >w< knyow, 
^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot Caesar's :3 nyatuwaw OwO vice ^-^ to UwU hate 
Our gweat competitor. From :3 Awexandwia 
:3 This :3 is OwO the x3 nyews: ^.^ he uWu fishes, :3 dwinks, ÚwÚ and wastes 
The ^-^ wamps >_> of night in ^w^ wevew; :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ mowe manlike 
>w< Than UwU Cweopatwa, :3 nyow OwO the queen >_> of Ptowemy 
Mowe ^.^ womanwy than xDD he; hardly >_> gave :33 audience, ^w^ ow 
^-^ Vouchsaf'd ^-^ to ÚwÚ think ^.^ he xDD had uWu pawtnyews. You uWu shaww find there 
OwO A man ^-^ who :3 is OwO the UwU abstwact >_> of >w< aww faults 
:33 That >w< aww x3 men OwO fowwow. 
UwU WEPIDUS. I >w< must ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think there awe 
Eviws enow ^-^ to dawken >w< aww his goodnyess. 
His fauwts, in ^w^ him, ÚwÚ seem as OwO the >_< spots >_> of UwU heaven, 
Mowe :33 fiewy uWu by nyight's bwacknyess; ^w^ heweditawy 
>_< Wathew than >_> puwchas'd; what ^.^ he cannyot >_> change 
>w< Than what ^.^ he chooses. 
CAESAW. You awe xDD too indulgent. Let's gwant ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot 
xDD Amiss ^-^ to ÚwÚ tumbwe uWu on OwO the bed >_> of Ptolemy, 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give :3 a :3 kingdom uWu fow :3 a mirth, ^-^ to ^-^ sit 
And ^-^ keep OwO the xDD tuwn >_> of xDD tippwing with :3 a slave, 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ weew OwO the >w< stweets at ^w^ nyoon, ÚwÚ and ^.^ stand OwO the buffet 
x3 With knyaves UwU that smell >_> of ^.^ sweat. Say :3 this >_< becomes x3 him- 
UwU As his uWu composuwe >w< must >w< be x3 wawe >_< indeed 
x3 Whom ^.^ these >w< things cannyot >_> bwemish- ÚwÚ yet >w< must Antony 
:3 Nyo uWu way ;;w;; excuse his uWu foiws when ^-^ we ^-^ do bear 
^w^ So gweat OwO weight in his UwU wightnyess. >w< If ^.^ he fill'd 
His vacancy with his :33 vowuptuousnyess, 
>w< Fuww suwfeits ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; dwynyess >_> of his bones 
^-^ Caww uWu on him :33 fow't! But ^-^ to xDD confound such UwU time 
:33 That ;;w;; dwums him ^-^ fwom his uWu spowt ÚwÚ and ^-^ speaks as loud 
UwU As his >_> own OwO state ÚwÚ and ours- 'tis ^-^ to >w< be xDD chid 
UwU As ^-^ we ^.^ wate :3 boys :3 who, being mature in ^.^ knyowwedge, 
>_< Pawn theiw experience ^-^ to theiw ÚwÚ pwesent pweasuwe, 
And OwO so rebel ^-^ to UwU judgment. 

x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW 

UwU WEPIDUS. Here's ^-^ mowe news. 
MESSENGEW. x3 Thy >_> biddings ^.^ have >_< been done; ÚwÚ and every xDD houw, 
uWu Most x3 nyobwe Caesaw, ^-^ shawt :3 thou ^.^ have wepowt 
OwO How 'tis abwoad. ;;w;; Pompey :3 is >w< stwong at >_< sea, 
And ^.^ it >_> appeaws ^.^ he :3 is bewov'd >_> of x3 those 
:33 That only ^.^ have >_< feaw'd Caesar. ÚwÚ To OwO the ;;w;; powts 
The ^w^ discontents xDD wepaiw, ÚwÚ and xDD men's reports 
>w< Give him >w< much >w< wwong'd. 
CAESAW. I shouwd ^.^ have OwO knyown nyo less. 
^w^ It ;;w;; hath >_< been ^w^ taught OwO us ^-^ fwom OwO the pwimaw OwO state 
:33 That ^.^ he ;;w;; which :3 is ÚwÚ was :33 wish'd xDD untiw ^.^ he >w< wewe; 
And OwO the :33 ebb'd man, :33 nye'ew :33 wov'd ÚwÚ tiww :33 nye'ew wowth love, 
x3 Comes deaw'd uWu by being wack'd. :3 This ^w^ common body, 
;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a vagabond flag x3 upon OwO the ÚwÚ stweam, 
>_> Goes ^-^ to ÚwÚ and ^w^ back, wackeying OwO the >_< vawying tide, 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wot itsewf with :33 motion. 
MESSENGEW. Caesaw, I bwing ÚwÚ thee >_> wowd 
^-^ Menyecwates ÚwÚ and ^.^ Menyas, :3 famous ^w^ piwates, 
UwU Make OwO the ÚwÚ sea sewve ;;w;; them, ;;w;; which uWu they ear ÚwÚ and x3 wound 
x3 With ÚwÚ keews >_> of every OwO kind. >_> Many ^.^ hot inwoads 
^.^ They ^-^ make in Italy; OwO the ;;w;; bowdews maritime 
>_> Wack UwU bwood ^-^ to ÚwÚ think ^-^ on't, ÚwÚ and flush xDD youth uWu wevowt. 
:3 Nyo vessel can UwU peep :3 fowth uWu but 'tis as >_> soon 
>_< Taken as :3 seen; uWu fow Pompey's name strikes ^-^ mowe 
>w< Than :33 couwd his OwO waw >w< wesisted. 
CAESAW. ^.^ Antony, 
Weave >w< thy >w< wascivious xDD wassaiws. When :3 thou UwU once 
>_> Was >_> beaten ^-^ fwom Modena, xDD whewe :3 thou >w< swew'st 
Hiwtius ÚwÚ and uWu Pansa, consuws, at >w< thy >_< heew 
OwO Did faminye x3 fowwow; xDD whom :3 thou UwU fought'st against, 
^-^ Though UwU daintiwy ^w^ bwought uWu up, with >_< patience ^-^ mowe 
>w< Than ^-^ savages :33 couwd suffer. Thou didst dwink 
The ^-^ stawe >_> of howses ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 giwded uWu puddwe 
^w^ Which ^.^ beasts would ÚwÚ cough OwO at. x3 Thy x3 pawate then >_> did >_> deign 
The ^w^ woughest berry uWu on OwO the >_< wudest uWu hedge; 
xDD Yea, >_< wike OwO the stag when snyow OwO the ;;w;; pastuwe sheets, 
The >w< bawks >_> of ;;w;; twees :3 thou uWu bwows'd. uWu On OwO the Awps 
^w^ It :3 is >_> wepowted :3 thou didst xDD eat ÚwÚ stwange x3 fwesh, 
^w^ Which >w< some >_> did die ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook x3 on. And >w< aww this- 
^w^ It wounds UwU thinye uWu honyouw UwU that I speak ^.^ it >w< nyow- 
>_> Was ÚwÚ bownye OwO so >_< wike :3 a sowdiew UwU that >w< thy ^-^ cheek 
^w^ So >w< much as lank'd not. 
UwU WEPIDUS. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ pity >_> of >_> him. 
CAESAW. >_> Wet his uWu shames >_> quickwy 
Drive him ^-^ to Rome. ^.^ 'Tis UwU time ^-^ we x3 twain 
OwO Did show uWu ouwsewves >w< i' th' OwO fiewd; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to UwU that ^-^ end 
^-^ Assembwe ^-^ we immediate counciw. ;;w;; Pompey 
:3 Thwives in ^-^ ouw >_> idwenyess. 
UwU WEPIDUS. :3 To-mowwow, Caesaw, 
I uWu shaww >w< be furnish'd ^-^ to infowm you >w< wightwy 
Both what uWu by ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ and ^.^ wand I can >w< be able 
ÚwÚ To xDD fwont :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent xDD time. 
CAESAW. ;;w;; Tiww ;;w;; which uWu encountew 
^w^ It :3 is my ^-^ businyess ^w^ too. >w< Faweweww. 
UwU WEPIDUS. Faweweww, my :33 wowd. What you uWu shaww xDD knyow >_> meantime 
x3 Of OwO stiws ÚwÚ abwoad, I uWu shaww uWu beseech you, ;;w;; siw, 
ÚwÚ To let me >w< be xDD pawtakew. 
CAESAW. Doubt ;;w;; nyot, siw; 
I knew ^.^ it uWu fow my uWu bond. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE :3 V. 
Awexandwia. :33 CWEOPATWA'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew >w< CWEOPATWA, CHAWMIAN, IWAS, ÚwÚ and >w< MAWDIAN 

CLEOPATRA. Charmian! 
>_> CHAWMIAN. ^-^ Madam? 
CLEOPATRA. Ha, ^-^ ha! 
>w< Give me ^-^ to dwink x3 mandwagowa. 
>_> CHAWMIAN. ÚwÚ Why, OwO madam? 
CLEOPATRA. :33 That I UwU might ;;w;; sweep >_< out :3 this gweat >_> gap >_> of UwU time 
UwU My Antony :3 is >_> away. 
>_> CHAWMIAN. You ÚwÚ think >_> of him xDD too ^w^ much. 
CLEOPATRA. :33 O, 'tis xDD tweason! 
>_> CHAWMIAN. ^w^ Madam, I twust, ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. 
CLEOPATRA. uWu Thou, OwO eunyuch ^-^ Mawdian! 
>w< MAWDIAN. What's >_> youw OwO Highnyess' pleasure? 
CLEOPATRA. :3 Nyot :3 nyow ^-^ to hear ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ sing; I UwU take nyo ^w^ pweasuwe 
UwU In >w< aught OwO an OwO eunyuch x3 has. ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; weww uWu fow ÚwÚ thee 
That, being ÚwÚ unseminyaw'd, >w< thy fweew >_> thoughts 
May ^.^ nyot UwU fwy :3 fowth >_> of ÚwÚ Egypt. xDD Hast :3 thou :33 affections? 
>w< MAWDIAN. x3 Yes, >_< gwacious ÚwÚ madam. 
CLEOPATRA. :33 Indeed? 
>w< MAWDIAN. :3 Nyot in deed, ^.^ madam; uWu fow I can ^-^ do nyothing 
But what >_< indeed :3 is >w< honyest ^-^ to >w< be >w< donye. 
>_> Yet ^.^ have I fiewce ^-^ affections, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think 
What uWu Venyus >_> did with UwU Maws. 
CLEOPATRA. :3 O Charmian, 
:3 Whewe think'st :3 thou ^.^ he :3 is ^w^ nyow? ;;w;; Stands ^.^ he ^w^ ow OwO sits x3 he? 
Ow OwO does ^.^ he >_> wawk? ^w^ ow :3 is ^.^ he uWu on his horse? 
:3 O x3 happy OwO howse, ^-^ to bear OwO the OwO weight >_> of Antony! 
Do bwavewy, x3 howse; uWu fow OwO wot'st :3 thou xDD whom :3 thou OwO mov'st? 
The :33 demi-Atwas >_> of :3 this :3 eawth, OwO the arm 
And ^w^ buwgonyet >_> of ^-^ men. >w< He's ;;w;; speaking nyow, 
Ow ^.^ muwmuwing xDD 'Whewe's my sewpent >_> of ^.^ owd Nyiwe?' 
>_< Fow OwO so ^.^ he calls >_> me. Nyow I :33 feed ^-^ mysewf 
x3 With UwU most x3 dewicious :33 poison. :33 Think uWu on uWu me, 
:33 That x3 am with Phoebus' amorous >_> pinches :3 bwack, 
And ^-^ wwinkwed ^-^ deep in >_> time? Broad-fronted Caesaw, 
When :3 thou >_< wast here :33 abuv OwO the >w< gwound, I ÚwÚ was 
OwO A :33 mowsew uWu fow :3 a ^-^ monyawch; ÚwÚ and gweat ;;w;; Pompey 
Wouwd ^.^ stand ÚwÚ and ^-^ make his eyes gwow in my :33 bwow; 
Thewe would ^.^ he OwO anchow his aspect ÚwÚ and die 
x3 With looking uWu on his wife. 

x3 Entew ALEXAS 

ALEXAS. ^.^ Suvweign >_> of ^.^ Egypt, hail! 
CLEOPATRA. OwO How >w< much OwO unwike art :3 thou >_< Mawk Antony! 
xDD Yet, UwU coming ^-^ fwom ^w^ him, UwU that gweat med'cine ;;w;; hath 
x3 With his ^-^ tinct x3 giwded thee. 
OwO How :33 goes ^.^ it with my bwave >_< Mawk OwO Antony? 
ALEXAS. ^w^ Wast xDD thing ^.^ he :33 did, dear uWu Queen, 
ÚwÚ He UwU kiss'd- OwO the last >_> of many doubled xDD kisses- 
:3 This orient peaww. His OwO speech sticks in my ÚwÚ heawt. 
CLEOPATRA. Minye ear >w< must xDD pwuck ^.^ it >_> thence. 
ALEXAS. 'Good friend,' OwO quoth ^.^ he 
'Say OwO the ^w^ fiwm Woman ^-^ to gweat UwU Egypt >_> sends 
:3 This >_> tweasuwe >_> of OwO an OwO oystew; at uWu whose ^.^ foot, 
ÚwÚ To OwO mend OwO the :33 petty >w< pwesent, I uWu wiww piece 
Her :3 opuwent UwU thwonye with UwU kingdoms. ^-^ Aww OwO the OwO East, 
Say thou, uWu shaww caww xDD hew mistress.' ^w^ So ^.^ he ^w^ nyodded, 
And ^w^ sobewwy >_> did x3 mount OwO an >_> awm-gaunt ^-^ steed, 
OwO Who x3 nyeigh'd OwO so UwU high UwU that what I would ^.^ have xDD spoke 
>_> Was >_> beastwy ÚwÚ dumb'd uWu by >_> him. 
CLEOPATRA. >_> What, ÚwÚ was ^.^ he >_> sad ^w^ ow merry? 
ALEXAS. ;;w;; Wike ^-^ to OwO the UwU time o' th' yeaw :3 between OwO the ;;w;; extwemes 
x3 Of ^.^ hot ÚwÚ and cold; ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :3 nyow >_> sad :3 nyow ^-^ mewwy. 
CLEOPATRA. :3 O well-divided xDD disposition! ^-^ Nyote ^w^ him, 
^-^ Nyote ^w^ him, good ^-^ Chawmian; 'tis OwO the >w< man; uWu but ^-^ nyote :3 him! 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot sad, uWu fow ^.^ he would shinye uWu on x3 those 
:33 That ^-^ make theiw looks uWu by his; ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot uWu mewwy, 
^w^ Which >w< seem'd ^-^ to tell them his wemembwance uWu way 
UwU In UwU Egypt with his >_< joy; uWu but :3 between >_> both. 
:3 O ^w^ heavenwy ^.^ mingwe! OwO Be'st :3 thou >_> sad ^w^ ow uWu mewwy, 
The violence >_> of ;;w;; eithew ÚwÚ thee >_< becomes, 
^w^ So OwO does ^.^ it nyo man >w< ewse. Met'st :3 thou my posts? 
ALEXAS. >w< Ay, UwU madam, twenty uWu sevewaw UwU messengews. 
UwU Why ^-^ do you ^-^ send OwO so thick? 
CLEOPATRA. >w< Who's :3 bown UwU that :3 day 
When I ^-^ fowget ^-^ to ^-^ send ^-^ to Antony 
:33 Shaww die :3 a :3 beggaw. ^-^ Ink ÚwÚ and paper, x3 Chawmian. 
Wewcome, my good Alexas. OwO Did OwO I, Charmian, 
:33 Evew love Caesar so? 
>_> CHAWMIAN. :3 O UwU that bwave Caesaw! 
CLEOPATRA. Be >_< chok'd with such another uWu emphasis! 
Say ^w^ 'the bwave x3 Antony.' 
>_> CHAWMIAN. The ÚwÚ vawiant Caesaw! 
CLEOPATRA. By Isis, I uWu wiww ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee bwoody UwU teeth 
>w< If :3 thou with Caesar pawagon UwU again 
UwU My man >_> of ^-^ men. 
>_> CHAWMIAN. By >_> youw UwU most >_< gwacious pawdon, 
I sing uWu but aftew you. 
CLEOPATRA. UwU My salad OwO days, 
When I ÚwÚ was green in judgment, x3 cowd in blood, 
ÚwÚ To uWu say as I ^w^ said xDD then. But xDD come, >w< away! 
UwU Get me ink ÚwÚ and >w< papew. 
ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^.^ have every :3 day :3 a uWu sevewaw greeting, 
Ow I'll ÚwÚ unpeopwe ÚwÚ Egypt. >_< Exeunt 



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^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
Messina. POMPEY'S house 

x3 Entew POMPEY, ^w^ MENyECWATES, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ MENyAS, in ^.^ wawwike manner 

xDD POMPEY. >w< If OwO the gweat UwU gods >w< be UwU just, uWu they uWu shaww ^-^ assist 
The deeds >_> of >_< justest ^-^ men. 
uWu MENyECWATES. Knyow, >w< wowthy UwU Pompey, 
:33 That what uWu they ^-^ do delay uWu they ^.^ nyot deny. 
xDD POMPEY. ÚwÚ Whiwes ^-^ we awe suitows ^-^ to theiw thwonye, :33 decays 
The xDD thing ^-^ we >w< sue OwO fow. 
uWu MENyECWATES. xDD We, ^w^ ignyowant >_> of >w< ouwsewves, 
:33 Beg >_< often ^-^ ouw >_> own :3 hawms, ;;w;; which OwO the xDD wise pow'rs 
UwU Deny OwO us uWu fow ^-^ ouw >w< good; OwO so find ^-^ we >w< pwofit 
By >w< wosing >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ pwayews. 
xDD POMPEY. I uWu shaww ^-^ do :33 weww. 
The ^w^ peopwe love uWu me, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ sea :3 is mine; 
UwU My >w< powews awe cwescent, ÚwÚ and my :3 auguwing >w< hope 
^.^ Says ^.^ it uWu wiww come ^-^ to th' :33 fuww. >_< Mawk Antony 
UwU In UwU Egypt OwO sits at dinnyew, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^-^ make 
:3 Nyo wars ^-^ without doows. Caesar gets money xDD whewe 
ÚwÚ He >w< woses ^-^ heawts. Lepidus xDD fwattews ^.^ both, 
x3 Of uWu both :3 is fwattew'd; uWu but ^.^ he neither >_> wuvs, 
Nyow ;;w;; eithew >_> cawes uWu fow >_> him. 
^w^ MENyAS. Caesar ÚwÚ and Lepidus 
uWu Awe in OwO the fiewd. OwO A :3 mighty OwO stwength uWu they UwU cawwy. 
xDD POMPEY. :3 Whewe ^.^ have you uWu this? ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ fawse. 
^w^ MENyAS. From ;;w;; Siwvius, sir. 
xDD POMPEY. ÚwÚ He ^w^ dweams. I xDD knyow uWu they awe in >_> Wome togethew, 
OwO Wooking uWu fow x3 Antony. But >w< aww OwO the charms >_> of love, 
^-^ Sawt UwU Cweopatwa, :33 soften >w< thy ;;w;; wan'd :3 wip! 
>_> Wet OwO witchcwaft >_> join with :3 beauty, wust with ^-^ both; 
;;w;; Tie OwO up OwO the wibewtinye in :3 a field >_> of feasts, 
Keep his bwain ^.^ fuming. >_> Epicuwean uWu cooks 
Sharpen with cloyless :33 sauce his OwO appetite, 
:33 That ;;w;; sweep ÚwÚ and OwO feeding ^-^ may ^w^ pwowogue his uWu honyouw 
>_< Even ÚwÚ tiww :3 a uWu Wethe'd duwwnyess- 

x3 Entew >_< VAWWIUS 

OwO How nyow, Vawwius! 
UwU VAWWIUS. :3 This :3 is UwU most ÚwÚ cewtain UwU that I uWu shaww >_< dewivew: 
>_< Mawk Antony :3 is every hour in >_> Wome 
:3 Expected. x3 Since ^.^ he went ^-^ fwom UwU Egypt 'tis 
OwO A space uWu fow farther >_> twavew. 
xDD POMPEY. I :33 couwd ^.^ have >w< given less matter 
OwO A better OwO eaw. ^.^ Menyas, I >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think 
:3 This amorous :3 suwfeitew would ^.^ have UwU donn'd his helm 
>_< Fow such :3 a :33 petty waw; his xDD sowdiewship 
^-^ Is ^w^ twice OwO the uWu othew OwO twain. But let OwO us rear 
The highew ^-^ ouw ^-^ opinyion, UwU that ^-^ ouw stiwwing 
^w^ Can ^-^ fwom OwO the OwO wap >_> of :3 Egypt's widow xDD pwuck 
The nye'ew-wust-weawied x3 Antony. 
^w^ MENyAS. I cannyot >w< hope 
Caesar ÚwÚ and Antony uWu shaww ;;w;; weww gweet >w< togethew. 
His UwU wife that's UwU dead >_> did trespasses ^-^ to xDD Caesaw; 
His bwothew warr'd x3 upon him; awthough, I xDD think, 
:3 Nyot ;;w;; mov'd uWu by x3 Antony. 
xDD POMPEY. I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ Menyas, 
OwO How ^.^ wessew >_> enmities ^-^ may ^w^ give uWu way ^-^ to ^-^ gweatew. 
Were't ^.^ nyot UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ stand OwO up x3 against them aww, 
'Twewe pregnant uWu they shouwd :3 squawe :3 between :3 themsewves; 
>_< Fow uWu they ^.^ have >_< entewtainyed cause enough 
ÚwÚ To dwaw theiw x3 swowds. But how OwO the ;;w;; feaw >_> of OwO us 
May ^w^ cement theiw ÚwÚ divisions, ÚwÚ and uWu bind OwO up 
The :33 petty >_> diffewence ^-^ we ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot know. 
Be't as ^-^ ouw UwU gods uWu wiww UwU have't! ^w^ It only ^-^ stands 
Our ;;w;; wives x3 upon ^-^ to ;;w;; use ^-^ ouw strongest hands. 
^w^ Come, OwO Menyas. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
Rome. The house >_> of LEPIDUS 

x3 Entew >_> ENyOBAWBUS ÚwÚ and LEPIDUS 

UwU WEPIDUS. Good x3 Enyobawbus, 'tis :3 a >w< wowthy deed, 
And uWu shaww ÚwÚ become you well, ^-^ to entweat >_> youw x3 captain 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ soft ÚwÚ and gentwe xDD speech. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. I uWu shaww entweat him 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew >_< wike :3 himsewf. >w< If Caesar move ^w^ him, 
>_> Wet Antony ÚwÚ wook xDD uvw Caesar's head 
And speak as loud as UwU Maws. By Jupitew, 
Were I OwO the >_< weawew >_> of Antonyius' ÚwÚ beawd, 
I would ^.^ nyot >_> shave't to-day. 
UwU WEPIDUS. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot :3 a UwU time 
>_< Fow pwivate stomaching. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. uWu Evewy UwU time 
^-^ Sewves uWu fow OwO the matter UwU that :3 is then :3 bown >w< in't. 
UwU WEPIDUS. But small ^-^ to gweatew mattews >w< must ^w^ give way. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. :3 Nyot ^-^ if OwO the small come >_> fiwst. 
UwU WEPIDUS. Your OwO speech :3 is passion; 
But pray you :33 stiw nyo x3 embews :33 up. ;;w;; Hewe comes 
The x3 nyobwe x3 Antony. 

x3 Entew >w< ANTONY ÚwÚ and VENTIDIUS 

>_> ENyOBAWBUS. And UwU yondew, Caesar. 

x3 Entew uWu CAESAW, :3 MAECENyAS, ÚwÚ and AGWIPPA 

^-^ ANTONY. >w< If ^-^ we ÚwÚ compose ;;w;; weww ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ to xDD Pawthia. 
Hawk, x3 Ventidius. 
CAESAW. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< knyow, Maecenas. ^-^ Ask Agrippa. 
UwU WEPIDUS. x3 Nyobwe fwiends, 
:33 That ;;w;; which ^-^ combin'd OwO us ÚwÚ was UwU most >_> gweat, ÚwÚ and let ^.^ nyot 
OwO A weanyew >w< action rend ÚwÚ us. What's amiss, 
May ^.^ it >w< be gently UwU heawd. When ^-^ we debate 
Our twiviaw >_> diffewence ^w^ woud, ^-^ we ^-^ do commit 
Murder in healing :33 wounds. >_> Then, x3 nyobwe x3 pawtnyews, 
The wathew uWu fow I earnestly ^.^ beseech, 
Touch you OwO the sourest OwO points with x3 sweetest terms, 
Nyow :3 cuwstnyess gwow ^-^ to th' OwO mattew. 
^-^ ANTONY. ^.^ 'Tis spoken :33 weww. 
Were ^-^ we before ^-^ ouw arinies, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to fight, 
I shouwd ^-^ do OwO thus. [Fwouwish] 
CAESAW. >w< Wewcome ^-^ to Rome. 
^-^ ANTONY. ^w^ Thank you. 
CAESAW. >_< Sit. 
^-^ ANTONY. >w< Sit, sir. 
CAESAW. ;;w;; Nyay, xDD then. ^.^ [They sit] 
^-^ ANTONY. I learn you UwU take >w< things i-iww ;;w;; which awe ^.^ nyot so, 
Ow being, OwO concewn you not. 
CAESAW. I >w< must >w< be ^.^ waugh'd at 
^.^ If, ^w^ ow uWu fow nyothing ^w^ ow :3 a little, 
;;w;; Shouwd uWu say ^-^ mysewf ;;w;; offended, ÚwÚ and with you 
:33 Chiefwy >w< i' OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; ^-^ mowe ^.^ waugh'd at UwU that I shouwd 
>w< Once name you derogately when ^-^ to :33 sound >_> youw name 
^w^ It ^.^ nyot :33 concewn'd >_> me. 
^-^ ANTONY. UwU My being in ^.^ Egypt, Caesaw, 
What >_> was't ^-^ to you? 
CAESAW. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe than my >_> wesiding here at >_> Wome 
OwO Might >w< be ^-^ to you in ÚwÚ Egypt. xDD Yet, ^-^ if you there 
OwO Did ;;w;; pwactise uWu on my state, >_> youw being in UwU Egypt 
OwO Might >w< be my :33 question. 
^-^ ANTONY. OwO How intend :3 you- pwactis'd? 
CAESAW. You ^-^ may >w< be pleas'd ^-^ to catch at >_< minye ^.^ intent 
By what >_> did here befall >_> me. Your UwU wife ÚwÚ and bwothew 
^w^ Made wars x3 upon uWu me, ÚwÚ and theiw UwU contestation 
>_> Was >_> theme uWu fow OwO you; you ;;w;; wewe OwO the >_> wowd >_> of waw. 
^-^ ANTONY. You ^-^ do >_> mistake >_> youw OwO businyess; my bwothew never 
OwO Did :3 uwge me in his ^-^ act. I >_> did >_< inquiwe it, 
And ^.^ have my >_> weawnying ^-^ fwom >w< some OwO twue reports 
:33 That >_< dwew theiw >_> swowds with you. OwO Did ^.^ he ^.^ nyot wathew 
^.^ Discwedit my authowity with xDD youws, 
And ^-^ make OwO the wars alike x3 against my >w< stomach, 
Having alike >_> youw cause? x3 Of :3 this my letters 
Before >_> did xDD satisfy you. >w< If ^w^ you'ww patch :3 a ^-^ quawwew, 
UwU As matter xDD whowe you ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^-^ make ^.^ it OwO with, 
^w^ It >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< be with ÚwÚ this. 
CAESAW. You UwU pwaise yourself 
By x3 waying defects >_> of ÚwÚ judgment ^-^ to me; uWu but 
You :33 patch'd OwO up >_> youw x3 excuses. 
^-^ ANTONY. :3 Nyot so, ^.^ nyot >w< so; 
I xDD knyow you :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >_< wack, I x3 am ÚwÚ cewtain ^-^ on't, 
Very necessity >_> of :3 this thought, UwU that OwO I, 
Your ;;w;; pawtnyew in OwO the cause >w< 'gainst ;;w;; which ^.^ he OwO fought, 
Could ^.^ nyot with gwacefuw eyes ^.^ attend x3 those wars 
^w^ Which >_> fwonted >_< minye >_> own ^-^ peace. UwU As uWu fow my xDD wife, 
I would you xDD had xDD hew spirit in such ^.^ anyothew! 
The third o' th' x3 wowwd :3 is xDD youws, ;;w;; which with :3 a snaffle 
You ^-^ may pace ÚwÚ easy, uWu but ^.^ nyot such :3 a wife. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Wouwd ^-^ we xDD had >w< aww such x3 wives, UwU that OwO the x3 men UwU might >w< go ^-^ to 
wars with OwO the women! 
^-^ ANTONY. ^w^ So >w< much uWu uncuwbabwe, xDD hew UwU gawboiws, Caesaw, 
^w^ Made >_< out >_> of xDD hew xDD impatience- ;;w;; which ^.^ nyot ^w^ wanted 
Shwewdnyess >_> of powicy :33 too- I ^.^ gwieving gwant 
OwO Did you xDD too >w< much :33 disquiet. >_< Fow UwU that you >w< must 
But uWu say I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^w^ hewp it. 
CAESAW. I ^w^ wwote ^-^ to you 
When ^-^ wioting in xDD Awexandwia; you 
OwO Did ;;w;; pocket OwO up my :3 wettews, ÚwÚ and with OwO taunts 
OwO Did UwU gibe my uWu missive >_< out >_> of uWu audience. 
^-^ ANTONY. >_> Siw, 
ÚwÚ He feww x3 upon me ewe admitted. ;;w;; Then 
>_< Thwee kings I xDD had newly feasted, ÚwÚ and >_> did UwU want 
x3 Of what I ÚwÚ was >w< i' th' mownying; uWu but next :3 day 
I told him >_> of ÚwÚ mysewf, ;;w;; which ÚwÚ was as >w< much 
UwU As ^-^ to ^.^ have ÚwÚ ask'd him ;;w;; pawdon. >_> Wet :3 this :3 fewwow 
Be nyothing >_> of ^-^ ouw ^w^ stwife; ^-^ if ^-^ we ;;w;; contend, 
Out >_> of ^-^ ouw xDD question wipe >_> him. 
CAESAW. You ^.^ have ^w^ bwoken 
The xDD awticwe >_> of >_> youw ^-^ oath, ;;w;; which you uWu shaww never 
>_< Have :33 tongue ^-^ to chawge me OwO with. 
UwU WEPIDUS. >_< Soft, Caesaw! 
^-^ ANTONY. Nyo; 
Lepidus, let him speak. 
The uWu honyouw :3 is xDD sacwed ;;w;; which ^.^ he ÚwÚ tawks uWu on nyow, 
^-^ Supposing UwU that I >_< wack'd it. But OwO on, Caesaw: 
The xDD awticwe >_> of my :33 oath- 
CAESAW. ÚwÚ To lend me ÚwÚ awms ÚwÚ and aid when I requir'd ;;w;; them, 
The ;;w;; which you uWu both ^w^ denyied. 
^-^ ANTONY. ^.^ Nyegwected, OwO wathew; 
And then when ;;w;; poisonyed ^w^ houws xDD had bound me OwO up 
From >_< minye >_> own knowledge. UwU As UwU nyeawwy as I >w< may, 
I'll xDD pway OwO the penitent ^-^ to OwO you; uWu but >_< minye xDD honyesty 
:33 Shaww ^.^ nyot ^-^ make UwU poow my >_< gweatnyess, :3 nyow my power 
OwO Wowk ^-^ without it. Truth ;;w;; is, UwU that :33 Fuwvia, 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have me >_< out >_> of ^.^ Egypt, :3 made wars xDD hewe; 
>_< Fow ;;w;; which ÚwÚ mysewf, OwO the ^w^ ignyowant ;;w;; motive, ^-^ do 
^w^ So :3 faw ÚwÚ ask pawdon as uWu befits >_< minye uWu honyouw 
ÚwÚ To uWu stoop in such :3 a ^.^ case. 
UwU WEPIDUS. ^.^ 'Tis x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ spoken. 
^.^ MAECENyAS. >w< If ^.^ it UwU might >w< pwease you ^-^ to enforce nyo further 
The gwiefs :3 between :3 ye- ^-^ to ^-^ fowget them ^-^ quite 
Were ^-^ to wemembew UwU that OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent :3 nyeed 
UwU Speaks ^-^ to >_> atonye you. 
UwU WEPIDUS. x3 Wowthiwy uWu spoken, Maecenas. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Or, ^-^ if you borrow ^-^ onye x3 anyothew's love uWu fow OwO the instant, 
you >w< may, when you hear nyo ^-^ mowe uWu wowds >_> of UwU Pompey, xDD wetuwn ^.^ it again. 
You uWu shaww ^.^ have UwU time ^-^ to ^w^ wwangwe in when you ^.^ have nyothing ewse ^-^ to 
do. 
^-^ ANTONY. Thou art :3 a sowdiew :33 onwy. ^w^ Speak nyo more. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. :33 That >w< twuth shouwd >w< be ;;w;; siwent I xDD had ^w^ awmost ^-^ fowgot. 
^-^ ANTONY. You :33 wwong :3 this UwU pwesence; OwO thewefowe speak nyo more. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. uWu Go ^.^ to, x3 then- >_> youw x3 considewate stonye! 
CAESAW. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< much :33 diswike OwO the matter, uWu but 
The manner >_> of his :3 speech; uWu fow't cannyot >w< be 
We uWu shaww >_< wemain in ^.^ fwiendship, ^-^ ouw >_< conditions 
^w^ So :33 diff'wing in theiw >_> acts. >_> Yet ^-^ if I knew 
What ^w^ hoop shouwd howd OwO us >_< stanch, ^-^ fwom >_> edge ^-^ to >_> edge 
>w< O' th' UwU wowwd, I would x3 puwsue it. 
;;w;; AGWIPPA. >w< Give me leave, Caesar. 
CAESAW. xDD Speak, Agrippa. 
;;w;; AGWIPPA. Thou x3 hast :3 a ^-^ sistew uWu by OwO the >_> mothew's >w< side, 
Admir'd x3 Octavia. Great >_< Mawk Antony 
^-^ Is :3 nyow :3 a xDD widowew. 
CAESAW. Say ^.^ nyot so, Agrippa. 
>w< If ÚwÚ Cweopatwa heard you, >_> youw wepwoof 
Were ;;w;; weww deserv'd >_> of :33 washnyess. 
^-^ ANTONY. I x3 am ^.^ nyot xDD mawwied, Caesar. >_> Wet me hear 
Agrippa further speak. 
;;w;; AGWIPPA. ÚwÚ To howd you in x3 pewpetuaw >_> amity, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make you bwothews, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to xDD knyit >_> youw hearts 
x3 With OwO an unswipping uWu knyot, UwU take Antony 
OwO Octavia ^-^ to his ^-^ wife; uWu whose x3 beauty uWu cwaims 
:3 Nyo >_< wowse :3 a xDD husband than OwO the :33 best >_> of ^w^ men; 
uWu Whose :3 viwtue ÚwÚ and uWu whose ^w^ genyewaw gwaces speak 
:33 That ;;w;; which UwU nyonye ewse can utter. By :3 this mawwiage 
^-^ Aww wittwe :33 jeawousies, ;;w;; which :3 nyow ÚwÚ seem >_> gweat, 
And >w< aww gweat uWu feaws, ;;w;; which :3 nyow :3 impowt theiw :33 dangews, 
Wouwd then >w< be nothing. ^-^ Twuths would >w< be tales, 
:3 Whewe :3 nyow half tales >w< be ;;w;; twuths. Her love ^-^ to uWu both 
Wouwd OwO each ^-^ to xDD othew, ÚwÚ and >w< aww loves ^-^ to ^.^ both, 
Draw aftew :3 hew. Pawdon what I ^.^ have ^.^ spoke; 
>_< Fow 'tis :3 a ^w^ studied, ^.^ nyot :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent thought, 
By >_> duty x3 wuminyated. 
^-^ ANTONY. uWu Wiww Caesar speak? 
CAESAW. :3 Nyot ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he ÚwÚ heaws how Antony :3 is ^w^ touch'd 
x3 With what :3 is xDD spoke awweady. 
^-^ ANTONY. What power :3 is in Agrippa, 
>w< If I would uWu say ÚwÚ 'Agwippa, >w< be ^.^ it OwO so,' 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 this :3 good? 
CAESAW. The power >_> of Caesaw, ÚwÚ and 
His power x3 unto x3 Octavia. 
^-^ ANTONY. May I never 
ÚwÚ To :3 this good >_< puwpose, UwU that OwO so ^w^ faiwwy shows, 
Dream >_> of ^-^ impediment! >_> Wet me ^.^ have >w< thy hand. 
^.^ Fuwthew :3 this ^.^ act >_> of ÚwÚ gwace; ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom :3 this hour 
The OwO heawt >_> of bwothews :33 guvwn in ^-^ ouw loves 
And ^.^ sway ^-^ ouw gweat designs! 
CAESAW. Thewe :3 is my hand. 
OwO A ^-^ sistew I UwU bequeath you, xDD whom nyo bwothew 
OwO Did >w< evew love OwO so uWu deawwy. >_> Wet xDD hew live 
ÚwÚ To >_> join ^-^ ouw xDD kingdoms ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw ^.^ heawts; ÚwÚ and never 
>_> Fwy x3 off ^-^ ouw loves ^-^ again! 
UwU WEPIDUS. Happily, OwO amen! 
^-^ ANTONY. I >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think ^-^ to dwaw my >_< swowd >w< 'gainst Pompey; 
>_< Fow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_> waid ÚwÚ stwange couwtesies ÚwÚ and gweat 
x3 Of ^.^ wate x3 upon >_> me. I >w< must :3 thank him only, 
Lest my wemembwance suffer i-iww OwO wepowt; 
^.^ At >_< heew >_> of UwU that, :33 defy >_> him. 
UwU WEPIDUS. Time calls >_> upon's. 
x3 Of OwO us >w< must ;;w;; Pompey ÚwÚ pwesentwy >w< be :33 sought, 
Ow ewse ^.^ he UwU seeks >_< out ÚwÚ us. 
^-^ ANTONY. :3 Whewe :3 wies x3 he? 
CAESAW. About OwO the xDD Mount OwO Misenyum. 
^-^ ANTONY. What :3 is his OwO stwength uWu by land? 
CAESAW. Great ÚwÚ and xDD incweasing; uWu but uWu by ÚwÚ sea 
ÚwÚ He :3 is OwO an absowute mastew. 
^-^ ANTONY. ^w^ So :3 is OwO the >w< fame. 
Wouwd ^-^ we xDD had xDD spoke uWu togethew! xDD Haste ^-^ we uWu fow it. 
xDD Yet, ewe ^-^ we >w< put uWu ouwsewves in uWu awms, uWu dispatch ^-^ we 
The ^-^ businyess ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< tawk'd >_> of. 
CAESAW. x3 With UwU most gladness; 
And ^-^ do ^w^ invite you ^-^ to my ;;w;; sistew's OwO view, 
Whither straight I'll ;;w;; wead you. 
^-^ ANTONY. >_> Wet >w< us, Lepidus, 
:3 Nyot wack >_> youw :33 company. 
UwU WEPIDUS. x3 Nyobwe ^.^ Antony, 
:3 Nyot sicknyess shouwd :3 detain >_> me. [Fwouwish] 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ^.^ ENyOBAWBUS, ÚwÚ AGWIPPA, MAECENAS 
^.^ MAECENyAS. >w< Wewcome ^-^ fwom ^.^ Egypt, sir. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Hawf OwO the OwO heawt >_> of Caesaw, >w< wowthy Maecenas! UwU My honyouwabwe 
OwO fwiend, Agrippa! 
;;w;; AGWIPPA. Good ÚwÚ Enyobawbus! 
^.^ MAECENyAS. We ^.^ have cause ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ gwad UwU that mattews awe OwO so ;;w;; weww 
:3 digested. You :33 stay'd ;;w;; weww >_> by't in ÚwÚ Egypt. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. >w< Ay, siw; ^-^ we >_> did ;;w;; sweep :3 day >_< out >_> of countenance ÚwÚ and :3 made 
OwO the night ^.^ wight with drinking. 
^.^ MAECENyAS. OwO Eight wiwd boars OwO woasted xDD whowe at :3 a bweakfast, ÚwÚ and uWu but 
twewve persons ^.^ thewe. ^-^ Is :3 this :3 twue? 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. :3 This ÚwÚ was uWu but as :3 a UwU fwy uWu by OwO an x3 eagwe. We xDD had >w< much ^-^ mowe 
monstrous matter >_> of >w< feast, ;;w;; which :3 wowthiwy >w< desewved ÚwÚ nyoting. 
^.^ MAECENyAS. x3 She's :3 a UwU most triumphant >w< wady, ^-^ if wepowt >w< be :3 squawe ^-^ to :3 hew. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. When ^.^ she ^.^ fiwst met >_< Mawk Antony ^.^ she purs'd OwO up his xDD heawt, 
x3 upon OwO the >_> wivew >_> of :33 Cydnyus. 
;;w;; AGWIPPA. Thewe ^.^ she appeaw'd uWu indeed! Ow my reporter >_< devis'd ;;w;; weww uWu fow 
:3 hew. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. I uWu wiww tell you. 
The uWu bawge ^.^ she xDD sat ÚwÚ in, >_< wike :3 a buwnyish'd thwonye, 
^.^ Buwn'd uWu on OwO the watew. The :33 poop ÚwÚ was >_> beaten ;;w;; gowd; 
Puwpwe OwO the sails, ÚwÚ and OwO so uWu pewfumed UwU that 
The x3 winds ;;w;; wewe >_> wuv-sick with them; OwO the >_< oaws ;;w;; wewe siwvew, 
^w^ Which ^-^ to OwO the xDD tunye >_> of uWu fwutes ^-^ kept stwoke, ÚwÚ and :3 made 
The >w< watew ;;w;; which uWu they beat ^-^ to follow fastew, 
UwU As amorous >_> of theiw ^w^ stwokes. >_< Fow xDD hew >_> own ^.^ pewson, 
^w^ It uWu beggaw'd >w< aww OwO descwiption. She >_> did lie 
UwU In xDD hew UwU paviwion, UwU cwoth-of-gowd, >_> of tissue, 
xDD O'ewpictuwing UwU that uWu Venyus xDD whewe ^-^ we UwU see 
The fancy out-wowk ^.^ nyatuwe. uWu On OwO each >_> side xDD hew 
x3 Stood pwetty >_< dimpwed uWu boys, >_< wike :33 smiwing >w< Cupids, 
x3 With UwU divews-cowouw'd fans, uWu whose ^.^ wind >_> did ÚwÚ seem 
ÚwÚ To gwow OwO the delicate x3 cheeks ;;w;; which uWu they >_> did :3 coow, 
And what uWu they UwU undid ÚwÚ did. 
;;w;; AGWIPPA. :33 O, x3 wawe uWu fow Antony! 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Her ^-^ gentwewomen, >_< wike OwO the Nereides, 
^w^ So many mewmaids, ÚwÚ tended xDD hew >w< i' th' >_> eyes, 
And :3 made theiw xDD bends adownyings. ^.^ At OwO the helm 
OwO A seeming ^w^ mewmaid steews. The silken tackwe 
;;w;; Sweww with OwO the UwU touches >_> of x3 those x3 fwowew-soft ^.^ hands 
:33 That :33 yawewy fwame OwO the :33 office. From OwO the uWu bawge 
OwO A ÚwÚ stwange :33 invisibwe perfume :3 hits OwO the :33 sense 
x3 Of OwO the :3 adjacent ^-^ whawfs. The :33 city UwU cast 
Her ^w^ peopwe >_< out x3 upon UwU hew; ÚwÚ and ^.^ Antony, 
Enthwon'd >w< i' th' mawket-pwace, >_> did ^-^ sit xDD awonye, 
Whistwing ^-^ to th' air; which, uWu but uWu fow xDD vacancy, 
Had gonye ^-^ to xDD gaze uWu on ÚwÚ Cweopatwa UwU too, 
And :3 made :3 a >_> gap in ^.^ nyatuwe. 
;;w;; AGWIPPA. ^w^ Wawe uWu Egyptian! 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. :3 Upon xDD hew landing, Antony x3 sent ^-^ to UwU hew, 
:3 Invited xDD hew ^-^ to >_< suppew. She ^.^ wepwied 
^w^ It shouwd >w< be better ^.^ he became xDD hew >_< guest; 
^w^ Which ^.^ she >_< entweated. Our courteous ^.^ Antony, 
x3 Whom :33 nye'ew OwO the >_> wowd >_> of :33 'Nyo' ^-^ woman heard ÚwÚ speak, 
>_> Being bawbew'd >w< ten xDD times xDD o'ew, :33 goes ^-^ to OwO the >w< feast, 
And uWu fow his ordinary OwO pays his OwO heawt 
>_< Fow what his eyes xDD eat :33 onwy. 
;;w;; AGWIPPA. UwU Woyaw >_< wench! 
She :3 made gweat Caesar uWu way his >_< swowd ^-^ to bed. 
ÚwÚ He OwO pwoughed UwU hew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she cropp'd. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. I ^-^ saw xDD hew UwU once 
Hop forty paces OwO thwough OwO the uWu pubwic street; 
And, having lost xDD hew breath, ^.^ she spoke, ÚwÚ and uWu panted, 
:33 That ^.^ she >_> did ^-^ make x3 defect perfection, 
And, bweathwess, ^.^ pow'w bweathe fowth. 
^.^ MAECENyAS. Nyow Antony >w< must xDD weave xDD hew utterly. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Never! ÚwÚ He uWu wiww not. 
Age cannyot >_< withew UwU hew, :3 nyow UwU custom ^-^ stawe 
Her >_< infinyite vawiety. Other >w< women cloy 
The ÚwÚ appetites uWu they >_< feed, uWu but ^.^ she makes x3 hungwy 
:3 Whewe UwU most ^.^ she satisfies; uWu fow ^-^ viwest >w< things 
>_> Become themsewves in UwU hew, UwU that OwO the holy priests 
^w^ Bwess xDD hew when ^.^ she :3 is UwU wiggish. 
^.^ MAECENyAS. >w< If :3 beauty, ;;w;; wisdom, modesty, can >w< settwe 
The OwO heawt >_> of ^.^ Antony, OwO Octavia :3 is 
OwO A bwessed lottery ^-^ to >_> him. 
;;w;; AGWIPPA. >_> Wet OwO us ^.^ go. 
Good x3 Enyobawbus, ^-^ make yourself my uWu guest 
>w< Whiwst you >_> abide here. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Humbwy, ;;w;; siw, I :3 thank you. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
Rome. :3 CAESAW'S house 

x3 Entew ^.^ ANTONY, uWu CAESAW, ^-^ OCTAVIA :3 between them 

^-^ ANTONY. The x3 wowwd ÚwÚ and my gweat >w< office uWu wiww ^.^ sometimes 
^.^ Divide me ^-^ fwom >_> youw >_< bosom. 
OCTAVIA. ^-^ Aww ;;w;; which UwU time 
Before OwO the UwU gods my knee uWu shaww bow my ;;w;; pwayews 
ÚwÚ To them uWu fow you. 
^-^ ANTONY. Good night, sir. UwU My OwO Octavia, 
x3 Wead ^.^ nyot my blemishes in OwO the world's >_< wepowt. 
I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ^-^ kept my >_< squawe; uWu but UwU that ^-^ to come 
:33 Shaww >w< aww >w< be x3 donye uWu by th' ÚwÚ wuwe. Good night, dear >_< wady. 
OCTAVIA. Good night, sir. 
CAESAW. Good ^-^ nyight. >_< Exeunt CAESAR ÚwÚ and ^-^ OCTAVIA 

x3 Entew UwU SOOTHSAYEW 

^-^ ANTONY. Nyow, ÚwÚ siwwah, you ^-^ do ^w^ wish yourself in UwU Egypt? 
SOOTHSAYER. Wouwd I xDD had never come ^-^ fwom >_< thence, :3 nyow you :3 thithew! 
^-^ ANTONY. >w< If you UwU can- >_> youw reason. 
SOOTHSAYER. I UwU see ^.^ it in my ^w^ motion, ^.^ have ^.^ it ^.^ nyot in my UwU tongue; uWu but 
ÚwÚ yet UwU hie you ^-^ to UwU Egypt again. 
^-^ ANTONY. Say ^-^ to uWu me, 
uWu Whose :3 fowtunyes uWu shaww xDD wise highew, Caesar's ^w^ ow ÚwÚ minye? 
SOOTHSAYER. xDD Caesaw's. 
:33 Thewefowe, :3 O ^.^ Antony, stay ^.^ nyot uWu by his xDD side. 
x3 Thy ÚwÚ daemon, UwU that >w< thy spirit ;;w;; which >_< keeps ^.^ thee, :3 is 
^-^ Nyobwe, couwageous, high, unmatchabwe, 
:3 Whewe Caesar's :3 is not; uWu but ;;w;; nyeaw him >w< thy :3 angew 
:33 Becomes :3 a feaw, as being :3 o'ewpow'w'd. OwO Thewefowe 
UwU Make space enough :3 between you. 
^-^ ANTONY. ^w^ Speak :3 this nyo more. 
SOOTHSAYER. ÚwÚ To UwU nyonye uWu but thee; nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but when ^-^ to thee. 
>w< If :3 thou OwO dost xDD pway with him at ^-^ any game, 
Thou art ^w^ suwe ^-^ to wose; ÚwÚ and >_> of UwU that :3 nyatuwaw xDD wuck 
ÚwÚ He x3 beats ÚwÚ thee >w< 'gainst OwO the ^w^ odds. x3 Thy >w< wustwe UwU thickens 
When ^.^ he uWu shinyes by. I uWu say uWu again, >w< thy spirit 
^-^ Is >w< aww ^w^ afwaid ^-^ to :33 guvwn ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; nyeaw him; 
But, ^.^ he ^w^ away, 'tis noble. 
^-^ ANTONY. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee gone. 
Say ^-^ to uWu Ventidius I would speak with >_> him. 
Exit UwU SOOTHSAYEW 
ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^-^ to Pawthia.- Be ^.^ it art ^w^ ow UwU hap, 
ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath spoken true. The vewy dice ^-^ obey him; 
And in ^-^ ouw sports my better ÚwÚ cunnying faints 
^.^ Undew his chance. >w< If ^-^ we dwaw OwO wots, ^.^ he uWu speeds; 
His >w< cocks ^-^ do ^.^ win OwO the ^-^ battwe still >_> of ÚwÚ minye, 
When ^.^ it :3 is >w< aww ^-^ to >_> nyought, ÚwÚ and his ^-^ quaiws >w< evew 
^.^ Beat ÚwÚ minye, ÚwÚ inhoop'd, at ^w^ odds. I uWu wiww ^-^ to Egypt; 
And >w< though I ^-^ make :3 this mawwiage uWu fow my :3 peace, 
uWu I' th' ÚwÚ East my ^w^ pweasuwe wies. 

x3 Entew VENTIDIUS 

:33 O, xDD come, >w< Ventidius, 
You >w< must ^-^ to xDD Pawthia. Your commission's weady; 
Follow me ÚwÚ and receive't. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
Rome. OwO A uWu stweet 

x3 Entew WEPIDUS, :3 MAECENyAS, ÚwÚ and AGWIPPA 

UwU WEPIDUS. OwO Twoubwe youwsewves nyo >_< fuwthew. ;;w;; Pway you ^.^ hasten 
Your ^w^ genyewaws >w< aftew. 
;;w;; AGWIPPA. >_> Siw, >_< Mawk Antony 
uWu Wiww uWu e'en uWu but ÚwÚ kiss OwO Octavia, ÚwÚ and ^w^ we'ww OwO fowwow. 
UwU WEPIDUS. ;;w;; Tiww I uWu shaww UwU see you in >_> youw uWu sowdiew's ^.^ dwess, 
^w^ Which uWu wiww ÚwÚ become you ^.^ both, faweweww. 
^.^ MAECENyAS. We ^-^ shaww, 
UwU As I >_< conceive OwO the >_< jouwnyey, >w< be at th' xDD Mount 
Before you, UwU Wepidus. 
UwU WEPIDUS. Your uWu way :3 is showtew; 
UwU My >w< puwposes ^-^ do dwaw me >w< much OwO about. 
You'll ^.^ win two >_< days x3 upon >_> me. 
uWu BOTH. >_> Siw, good uWu success! 
UwU WEPIDUS. >w< Faweweww. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE :3 V. 
Awexandwia. :33 CWEOPATWA'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew >w< CWEOPATWA, CHAWMIAN, IWAS, ÚwÚ and ALEXAS 

CLEOPATRA. >w< Give me >w< some music- OwO music, ^-^ moody >_< food 
x3 Of OwO us UwU that trade in wuv. 
ALL. The OwO music, UwU ho! 

x3 Entew >w< MAWDIAN OwO the OwO eunyuch 

CLEOPATRA. >_> Wet ^.^ it OwO awonye! Let's ^-^ to uWu biwwiawds. ^w^ Come, x3 Chawmian. 
>_> CHAWMIAN. UwU My arm :3 is sore; :33 best xDD pway with Mawdian. 
CLEOPATRA. UwU As ;;w;; weww :3 a ^-^ woman with OwO an OwO eunyuch >_> pway'd 
UwU As with :3 a OwO woman. ^w^ Come, ^w^ you'ww xDD pway with uWu me, sir? 
>w< MAWDIAN. UwU As ;;w;; weww as I ^-^ can, ÚwÚ madam. 
CLEOPATRA. And when good uWu wiww :3 is >_< show'd, :3 though't come xDD too showt, 
The actow ^-^ may >w< pwead ;;w;; pawdon. I'll UwU nyonye OwO nyow. 
>w< Give me >_< minye angle- ^w^ we'ww ^-^ to th' ^-^ wivew. Thewe, 
UwU My music playing :3 faw OwO off, I uWu wiww :33 betway 
>_> Tawny-finn'd fishes; my uWu bended xDD hook uWu shaww >w< piewce 
Their >w< swimy :33 jaws; ÚwÚ and as I dwaw them OwO up 
I'll ÚwÚ think them every ^-^ onye OwO an ^.^ Antony, 
And uWu say ÚwÚ 'Ah ^-^ ha! Y'awe caught.' 
>_> CHAWMIAN. ÚwÚ 'Twas >_> mewwy when 
You wager'd uWu on >_> youw angwing; when >_> youw diver 
OwO Did >_> hang :3 a salt >_< fish uWu on his UwU hook, ;;w;; which ^.^ he 
x3 With ;;w;; fewvency >_< dwew :33 up. 
CLEOPATRA. :33 That >_> time? :3 O xDD times 
I :33 waughed him >_< out >_> of patience; ÚwÚ and UwU that night 
I ^.^ waugh'd him OwO into patience; ÚwÚ and next mown, 
Ewe OwO the nyinth xDD houw, I dwunk him ^-^ to his :33 bed, 
;;w;; Then >w< put my >w< tiwes ÚwÚ and >_> mantwes uWu on ^w^ him, UwU whiwst 
I :33 wowe his >_< swowd Philippan. 

x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW 

O! ^-^ fwom >_< Itawy? 
ÚwÚ Wam :3 thou >w< thy :3 fwuitfuw >_< tidings in >_< minye eaws, 
:33 That wong UwU time ^.^ have >_< been UwU bawwen. 
MESSENGEW. ^w^ Madam, madam- 
CLEOPATRA. ^-^ Antony's x3 dead! >w< If :3 thou uWu say so, viwwain, 
Thou kill'st >w< thy UwU mistwess; uWu but ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwee, 
>w< If :3 thou OwO so ÚwÚ yiewd ^w^ him, there :3 is ^.^ gowd, ÚwÚ and here 
UwU My bluest ^.^ veins ^-^ to kiss- :3 a hand UwU that kings 
>_< Have ^w^ wipp'd, ÚwÚ and trembled OwO kissing. 
MESSENGEW. First, UwU madam, ^.^ he :3 is :33 weww. 
CLEOPATRA. ÚwÚ Why, :33 thewe's ^-^ mowe >w< gowd. 
But, ÚwÚ siwwah, ^-^ mawk, ^-^ we ;;w;; use 
ÚwÚ To uWu say OwO the UwU dead awe :33 weww. >_< Bwing ^.^ it ^-^ to UwU that, 
The gold I ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee uWu wiww I OwO mewt ÚwÚ and pouw 
x3 Down >w< thy iww-uttewing >_< thwoat. 
MESSENGEW. Good UwU madam, hear >_> me. 
CLEOPATRA. Weww, >w< go ^.^ to, I uWu wiww. 
But :33 thewe's nyo xDD goodnyess in >w< thy face. >w< If Antony 
Be free ÚwÚ and >w< heawthfuw- x3 why OwO so OwO tawt :3 a :3 favouw 
ÚwÚ To twumpet such good ^-^ tidings? >w< If ^.^ nyot well, 
Thou shouldst come >_< wike :3 a ^.^ Fuwy xDD cwown'd with snyakes, 
:3 Nyot >_< wike :3 a formal xDD man. 
MESSENGEW. x3 Wiww't >w< pwease you hear x3 me? 
CLEOPATRA. I ^.^ have :3 a :33 mind ^-^ to strike ÚwÚ thee ewe :3 thou ^-^ speak'st. 
xDD Yet, ^-^ if :3 thou uWu say Antony x3 wives, :3 is well, 
Ow fwiends with Caesaw, ^w^ ow ^.^ nyot :33 captive ^-^ to ^w^ him, 
I'll xDD set ÚwÚ thee in :3 a uWu showew >_> of ^.^ gowd, ÚwÚ and >_< haiw 
UwU Wich peawws x3 upon thee. 
MESSENGEW. ^w^ Madam, :33 he's :33 weww. 
CLEOPATRA. ^.^ Weww ^w^ said. 
MESSENGEW. And fwiends with Caesar. 
CLEOPATRA. xDD Th'awt OwO an >w< honyest xDD man. 
MESSENGEW. Caesar ÚwÚ and ^.^ he awe gweatew fwiends than ever. 
CLEOPATRA. UwU Make ÚwÚ thee :3 a >_> fowtunye ^-^ fwom >_> me. 
MESSENGEW. But >_> yet, madam- 
CLEOPATRA. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike uWu 'but OwO yet.' ^w^ It OwO does allay 
The good precedence; ^-^ fie x3 upon uWu 'but ^-^ yet'! 
'But yet' :3 is as :3 a gaowew ^-^ to bwing :3 fowth 
uWu Some monstrous malefactor. Prithee, OwO fwiend, 
uWu Pouw >_< out OwO the ÚwÚ pack >_> of matter ^-^ to >_< minye eaw, 
The good ÚwÚ and OwO bad >w< togethew. >w< He's fwiends with xDD Caesaw; 
UwU In OwO state >_> of ^.^ heawth, :3 thou say'st; :3 and, :3 thou >w< say'st, xDD fwee. 
MESSENGEW. >w< Fwee, >_> madam! Nyo; I :3 made nyo such >_< wepowt. 
>w< He's bound x3 unto x3 Octavia. 
CLEOPATRA. >_< Fow what good ^w^ tuwn? 
MESSENGEW. >_< Fow OwO the :33 best xDD tuwn >w< i' th' bed. 
CLEOPATRA. I x3 am pawe, x3 Chawmian. 
MESSENGEW. ^w^ Madam, :33 he's married ^-^ to x3 Octavia. 
CLEOPATRA. The UwU most :33 infectious pestilence x3 upon thee! 
>w< [Stwikes him >w< down] 
MESSENGEW. Good UwU madam, uWu patience. 
CLEOPATRA. What uWu say you? ÚwÚ Hence, >w< [Stwikes xDD him] 
Horrible viwwain! ^w^ ow I'll x3 spuwn UwU thinye eyes 
;;w;; Wike x3 bawws before me; I'll ^.^ unhaiw >w< thy ÚwÚ head; 
[She hales him OwO up ÚwÚ and >w< down] 
Thou ^-^ shawt >w< be :3 whipp'd with wire ÚwÚ and >_< stew'd in brine, 
Smarting in ling'ring uWu pickwe. 
MESSENGEW. xDD Gwacious UwU madam, 
I UwU that ^-^ do bwing OwO the UwU nyews :3 made ^.^ nyot OwO the ^w^ match. 
CLEOPATRA. Say 'tis ^.^ nyot so, :3 a >_< pwovince I uWu wiww ^w^ give ^.^ thee, 
And ^-^ make >w< thy :3 fowtunyes uWu pwoud. The blow :3 thou xDD hadst 
:33 Shaww ^-^ make >w< thy xDD peace uWu fow ^w^ moving me ^-^ to ;;w;; wage; 
And I uWu wiww ^w^ boot ÚwÚ thee with what >_> gift >_> beside 
x3 Thy x3 modesty can >_> beg. 
MESSENGEW. >w< He's xDD mawwied, ÚwÚ madam. 
CLEOPATRA. ^.^ Wogue, :3 thou x3 hast uWu wiv'd xDD too UwU wong. :33 [Dwaws :3 a ^.^ knyife] 
MESSENGEW. ;;w;; Nyay, then I'll uWu wun. 
What UwU mean you, OwO madam? I ^.^ have :3 made nyo fault. Exit 
>_> CHAWMIAN. Good UwU madam, ^-^ keep yourself within uWu youwsewf: 
The man :3 is ÚwÚ innyocent. 
CLEOPATRA. uWu Some innocents ^w^ scape ^.^ nyot OwO the :33 thundewbowt. 
Melt UwU Egypt OwO into ^-^ Nyiwe! ÚwÚ and kindwy cweatuwes 
OwO Tuwn >w< aww ^-^ to :3 sewpents! ^-^ Caww OwO the ^w^ swave again. 
^-^ Though I x3 am >_< mad, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot bite >_> him. :33 Caww! 
>_> CHAWMIAN. ÚwÚ He :3 is ÚwÚ afeaw'd ^-^ to come. 
CLEOPATRA. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hurt >_> him. 
^.^ These ^.^ hands ^-^ do wack ^w^ nyobiwity, UwU that uWu they strike 
OwO A meaner than mysewf; >_< since I ^-^ mysewf 
>_< Have >w< given ^-^ mysewf OwO the ^.^ cause. 

x3 Entew OwO the MESSENGEW UwU again 

Come hithew, sir. 
^-^ Though ^.^ it >w< be ^w^ honyest, ^.^ it :3 is never good 
ÚwÚ To bwing OwO bad news. >w< Give ^-^ to :3 a >_< gwacious xDD message 
An host >_> of xDD tongues; uWu but let i-iww >_< tidings tell 
ÚwÚ Themsewves when uWu they >w< be felt. 
MESSENGEW. I ^.^ have x3 donye my >_< duty. 
CLEOPATRA. ^-^ Is ^.^ he married? 
I cannyot UwU hate ÚwÚ thee ^-^ wowsew than I ^-^ do 
>w< If :3 thou UwU again uWu say ^-^ 'Yes.' 
MESSENGEW. >w< He's xDD mawwied, ÚwÚ madam. 
CLEOPATRA. The UwU gods xDD confound thee! Dost :3 thou howd there >_< stiww? 
MESSENGEW. ;;w;; Shouwd I >_< wie, OwO madam? 
CLEOPATRA. :33 O, I would :3 thou >_> didst, 
^w^ So half my UwU Egypt ;;w;; wewe submewg'd ÚwÚ and :3 made 
OwO A cistewn uWu fow scal'd :33 snyakes! Go, >_< get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ hence. 
uWu Hadst :3 thou Nyawcissus in >w< thy ;;w;; face, ^-^ to me 
Thou wouldst :3 appeaw UwU most ugly. ÚwÚ He :3 is married? 
MESSENGEW. I crave >_> youw OwO Highnyess' ;;w;; pawdon. 
CLEOPATRA. ÚwÚ He :3 is married? 
MESSENGEW. ;;w;; Take nyo OwO offence UwU that I would ^.^ nyot offend OwO you; 
ÚwÚ To punish me uWu fow what you ^-^ make me ^-^ do 
xDD Seems >w< much ^.^ unyequaw. >w< He's married ^-^ to x3 Octavia. 
CLEOPATRA. :33 O, UwU that his fauwt shouwd ^-^ make :3 a ^.^ knyave >_> of ÚwÚ thee 
:33 That art ^.^ nyot what th'art ^w^ suwe ;;w;; of! UwU Get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ hence. 
The mewchandise ;;w;; which :3 thou x3 hast ^w^ bwought ^-^ fwom >_> Wome 
uWu Awe >w< aww xDD too dear uWu fow >_> me. Wie uWu they x3 upon >w< thy ;;w;; hand, 
And >w< be undonye uWu by 'em! Exit MESSENGEW 
>_> CHAWMIAN. Good >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, uWu patience. 
CLEOPATRA. UwU In praising Antony I ^.^ have >w< dispwais'd Caesar. 
>_> CHAWMIAN. >_> Many times, ÚwÚ madam. 
CLEOPATRA. I x3 am ÚwÚ paid uWu fow't OwO nyow. Lead me ^-^ fwom hence, 
I UwU faint. :3 O Iwas, Charmian! ^.^ 'Tis nyo OwO mattew. 
uWu Go ^-^ to OwO the fewwow, good uWu Awexas; ;;w;; bid him 
Report OwO the >_> featuwe >_> of OwO Octavia, xDD hew yeaws, 
Her >_< incwinyation; let him ^.^ nyot xDD weave >_< out 
The >w< cowouw >_> of xDD hew haiw. >_< Bwing me >_> wowd ^w^ quickwy. 
Exit ALEXAS 
>_> Wet him uWu fow >w< evew ^w^ go- let him ;;w;; nyot, Charmian- 
^-^ Though ^.^ he >w< be ^w^ painted ^-^ onye uWu way >_< wike :3 a x3 Gowgon, 
The uWu othew :3 way's :3 a UwU Maws. uWu [To :3 MAWDIAN] 
UwU Bid you Awexas 
>_< Bwing me >_> wowd how taww ^.^ she >_> is.- UwU Pity uWu me, Charmian, 
But ^-^ do ^.^ nyot speak ^-^ to >_> me. Lead me ^-^ to my ^.^ chambew. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE VI. 
Near >_> Misenyum 

:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew POMPEY ÚwÚ and MENyAS at ^-^ onye doow, with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and twumpet; 
at another, uWu CAESAW, ^.^ ANTONY, WEPIDUS, ^.^ ENyOBAWBUS, :3 MAECENyAS, ÚwÚ AGWIPPA, 
with xDD sowdiews marching 

xDD POMPEY. Your :3 hostages I x3 have, OwO so ^.^ have you mine; 
And ^-^ we uWu shaww talk before ^-^ we ^w^ fight. 
CAESAW. uWu Most ^.^ meet 
:33 That ^.^ fiwst ^-^ we come ^-^ to :33 wowds; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe ^.^ have ^-^ we 
Our written >w< puwposes before OwO us sent; 
^w^ Which ^-^ if :3 thou x3 hast ÚwÚ considewed, let OwO us xDD knyow 
>w< If 'twill OwO tie OwO up >w< thy :33 discontented >_< swowd 
And carry xDD back ^-^ to :33 Siciwy >w< much taww xDD youth 
:33 That ewse >w< must pewish here. 
xDD POMPEY. ÚwÚ To you >w< aww ^w^ thwee, 
The xDD senyatows :3 awonye >_> of :3 this gweat UwU wowwd, 
:3 Chief OwO factows uWu fow OwO the xDD gods: I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow 
>w< Whewefowe my fathew shouwd :3 wevengews ;;w;; want, 
Having :3 a :3 son ÚwÚ and fwiends, >_< since Julius Caesaw, 
OwO Who at Philippi OwO the good Bwutus xDD ghosted, 
Thewe ^-^ saw you >_> wabouwing uWu fow >_> him. What >_> was't 
:33 That ;;w;; mov'd OwO pawe ^w^ Cassius ^-^ to conspire? ÚwÚ and what 
^w^ Made OwO the all-honour'd >w< honyest :3 Woman, Bwutus, 
x3 With OwO the UwU awm'd rest, couwtiews >_> of uWu beauteous freedom, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ dwench OwO the Capitow, uWu but UwU that uWu they would 
>_< Have ^-^ onye man uWu but :3 a man? And UwU that :3 is ^.^ it 
;;w;; Hath :3 made me ^.^ wig my ^w^ nyavy, at uWu whose >_> buwden 
The >w< angew'd :33 ocean uWu foams; with ;;w;; which I meant 
ÚwÚ To >_> scouwge th' ingratitude UwU that ^.^ despitefuw >_> Wome 
:3 Cast uWu on my x3 nyobwe father. 
CAESAW. ;;w;; Take >_> youw xDD time. 
^-^ ANTONY. Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot ;;w;; feaw >w< us, UwU Pompey, with >w< thy sails; 
>w< We'ww speak with ÚwÚ thee at xDD sea; at ^.^ wand :3 thou uWu knyow'st 
OwO How >w< much ^-^ we ^-^ do o'er-count thee. 
xDD POMPEY. ^.^ At wand, :3 indeed, 
Thou OwO dost o'er-count me >_> of my >_< fathew's >_< house. 
But >_< since OwO the ^-^ cuckoo ^w^ buiwds ^.^ nyot uWu fow himself, 
Wemain xDD in't as :3 thou mayst. 
UwU WEPIDUS. Be pleas'd ^-^ to tell us- 
>_< Fow :3 this :3 is ^-^ fwom OwO the pwesent- how you UwU take 
The ;;w;; offews ^-^ we ^.^ have x3 sent you. 
CAESAW. There's OwO the point. 
^-^ ANTONY. ^w^ Which ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< be entweated ^.^ to, uWu but ^.^ weigh 
What ^.^ it :3 is wowth embrac'd. 
CAESAW. And what ^-^ may x3 fowwow, 
ÚwÚ To twy :3 a wawgew xDD fowtunye. 
xDD POMPEY. You ^.^ have :3 made me :3 offew 
x3 Of >_< Siciwy, Sardinia; ÚwÚ and I >w< must 
UwU Wid >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ sea >_> of UwU piwates; then ^-^ to ^-^ send 
Measures >_> of ^w^ wheat ^-^ to Rome; :3 this >_> 'gweed OwO upon, 
ÚwÚ To part with :33 unhack'd edges ÚwÚ and bear xDD back 
Our >w< tawges :3 undinted. 
ALL. ^.^ That's ^-^ ouw ^.^ offew. 
xDD POMPEY. Knyow, then, 
I came before you here :3 a man :33 pwepaw'd 
ÚwÚ To UwU take :3 this ;;w;; offew; uWu but >_< Mawk Antony 
x3 Put me ^-^ to >w< some >_< impatience. ^-^ Though I wose 
The UwU pwaise >_> of ^.^ it uWu by ;;w;; tewwing, you >w< must >w< knyow, 
When Caesar ÚwÚ and >_> youw bwothew ;;w;; wewe at ^-^ bwows, 
Your mothew came ^-^ to :33 Siciwy ÚwÚ and >_> did find 
Her ^-^ wewcome ^.^ fwiendwy. 
^-^ ANTONY. I ^.^ have heard it, UwU Pompey, 
And x3 am ;;w;; weww ^.^ studied uWu fow :3 a >_> wibewaw ^w^ thanks 
^w^ Which I ^-^ do owe you. 
xDD POMPEY. >_> Wet me ^.^ have >_> youw hand. 
I >_> did ^.^ nyot xDD think, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to ^.^ have met you here. 
^-^ ANTONY. The ÚwÚ beds >w< i' th' ÚwÚ East awe xDD soft; ÚwÚ and ^w^ thanks ^-^ to you, 
:33 That xDD caww'd me ^.^ timewiew than my OwO puwpose uWu hithew; 
>_< Fow I ^.^ have ÚwÚ gainyed uWu by't. 
CAESAW. x3 Since I ^-^ saw you last 
Thewe :3 is :3 a >_> change x3 upon you. 
xDD POMPEY. Weww, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot 
What counts harsh >_> fowtunye UwU casts x3 upon my ^.^ face; 
But in my uWu bosom uWu shaww ^.^ she never come 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make my OwO heawt xDD hew >_< vassaw. 
UwU WEPIDUS. ^.^ Weww met here. 
xDD POMPEY. I >w< hope so, UwU Wepidus. ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ we awe :33 agweed. 
I crave ^-^ ouw :3 composition ^-^ may >w< be x3 wwitten, 
And seal'd :3 between ÚwÚ us. 
CAESAW. ^.^ That's OwO the next ^-^ to do. 
xDD POMPEY. >w< We'ww feast OwO each uWu othew ewe ^-^ we UwU pawt, ÚwÚ and wet's 
Draw lots ^-^ who uWu shaww begin. 
^-^ ANTONY. :33 That uWu wiww OwO I, ^-^ Pompey. 
xDD POMPEY. No, ^.^ Antony, UwU take OwO the >_< wot; 
But, ^.^ fiwst ^w^ ow ^w^ wast, >_> youw fine x3 Egyptian cookery 
:33 Shaww ^.^ have OwO the >w< fame. I ^.^ have heard UwU that Julius Caesar 
Gwew UwU fat with ;;w;; feasting ^.^ thewe. 
^-^ ANTONY. You ^.^ have heard ^w^ much. 
xDD POMPEY. I ^.^ have fair meanyings, sir. 
^-^ ANTONY. And fair uWu wowds ^-^ to ^.^ them. 
xDD POMPEY. ;;w;; Then OwO so >w< much ^.^ have I >_< heawd; 
And I ^.^ have heard ^-^ Apowwodowus ÚwÚ cawwied- 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of >w< that! ÚwÚ He >_> did ÚwÚ so. 
xDD POMPEY. >_> What, I pray you? 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. OwO A ÚwÚ cewtain queen ^-^ to Caesar in :3 a mattress. 
xDD POMPEY. I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee OwO nyow. OwO How far'st thou, ^.^ sowdiew? 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ Weww; 
And ;;w;; weww x3 am >_< wike ^-^ to uWu do, uWu fow I pewceive 
ÚwÚ Fouw UwU feasts awe toward. 
xDD POMPEY. >_> Wet me >_< shake >w< thy hand. 
I never hated thee; I ^.^ have uWu seen ÚwÚ thee fight, 
When I ^.^ have uWu envied >w< thy behaviouw. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. >_> Siw, 
I never :33 wov'd you :33 much; uWu but I UwU ha' ^.^ pwais'd ye 
When you ^.^ have ;;w;; weww deserv'd >w< ten xDD times as >w< much 
UwU As I ^.^ have ^w^ said you ÚwÚ did. 
xDD POMPEY. ^.^ Enjoy >w< thy >_< pwainnyess; 
^w^ It nyothing i-iww >_< becomes thee. 
>w< Aboawd my >_< gawwey I ^w^ invite you all. 
uWu Wiww you ^.^ wead, wowds? 
ALL. :33 Show's OwO the >_< way, sir. 
xDD POMPEY. x3 Come. >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >_> ENyOBAWBUS ÚwÚ and MENyAS 
^w^ MENyAS. ^-^ [Aside] x3 Thy fathew, UwU Pompey, would :33 nye'ew ^.^ have :3 made :3 this 
treaty.- You ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have ;;w;; knyown, sir. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ^.^ At >_< sea, I uWu think. 
^w^ MENyAS. We x3 have, sir. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. You ^.^ have x3 donye ;;w;; weww uWu by watew. 
^w^ MENyAS. And you uWu by land. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. I uWu Wiww UwU pwaise ^-^ any man UwU that uWu wiww UwU pwaise me; >w< though ^.^ it 
cannyot >w< be ;;w;; denyied what I ^.^ have x3 donye uWu by land. 
^w^ MENyAS. Nyow what I ^.^ have x3 donye uWu by watew. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. x3 Yes, xDD something you can deny uWu fow >_> youw >_> own ÚwÚ safety: you 
^.^ have >_< been :3 a gweat ^w^ thief uWu by >_> sea. 
^w^ MENyAS. And you uWu by land. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Thewe I deny my ^.^ wand uWu sewvice. But ^w^ give me >_> youw ;;w;; hand, 
Menyas; ^-^ if ^-^ ouw eyes xDD had authowity, here uWu they UwU might UwU take two 
;;w;; thieves OwO kissing. 
^w^ MENyAS. ^-^ Aww xDD men's faces awe true, ;;w;; whatsome'ew theiw ^.^ hands >_> awe. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. But there :3 is never :3 a fair ^-^ woman >_> has :3 a OwO twue face. 
^w^ MENyAS. :3 Nyo slander: uWu they >_< steaw ^-^ heawts. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. We came UwU hithew ^-^ to fight with you. 
^w^ MENyAS. >_< Fow my UwU pawt, I x3 am >_< sowwy ^.^ it :3 is tuwn'd ^-^ to :3 a drinking. 
;;w;; Pompey doth :3 this :3 day waugh away his xDD fowtunye. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. >w< If ^.^ he uWu do, ^w^ suwe ^.^ he cannyot weep't xDD back again. 
^w^ MENyAS. :33 Y'have said, sir. We ^.^ wook'd ^.^ nyot uWu fow >_< Mawk Antony here. ;;w;; Pway 
you, :3 is ^.^ he married ^-^ to OwO Cweopatwa? 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. xDD Caesaw' ^-^ sistew :3 is xDD caww'd x3 Octavia. 
^w^ MENyAS. ÚwÚ Twue, siw; ^.^ she ÚwÚ was OwO the UwU wife >_> of ^-^ Caius ;;w;; Mawcewwus. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. But ^.^ she :3 is :3 nyow OwO the UwU wife >_> of Mawcus ^-^ Antonyius. 
^w^ MENyAS. ;;w;; Pway >_< ye, sir? 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ^.^ 'Tis true. 
^w^ MENyAS. ;;w;; Then :3 is Caesar ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu fow >w< evew xDD knyit >w< togethew. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. >w< If I ;;w;; wewe bound ^-^ to >_< divinye >_> of :3 this unity, I would ^.^ nyot 
pwophesy ÚwÚ so. 
^w^ MENyAS. I ÚwÚ think OwO the powicy >_> of UwU that OwO puwpose :3 made ^-^ mowe in OwO the mawwiage 
than OwO the love >_> of OwO the pawties. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. I ÚwÚ think OwO so ^w^ too. But you uWu shaww find OwO the >_< band UwU that uWu seems 
^-^ to OwO tie theiw friendship >_> togethew uWu wiww >w< be OwO the vewy strangler >_> of 
theiw ÚwÚ amity: OwO Octavia :3 is >_> of :3 a x3 howy, cold, ÚwÚ and still UwU convewsation. 
^w^ MENyAS. OwO Who would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have his UwU wife so? 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. :3 Nyot ^.^ he UwU that ^-^ himsewf :3 is ^.^ nyot >w< so; ;;w;; which :3 is >_< Mawk x3 Antony. ÚwÚ He 
uWu wiww ^-^ to his x3 Egyptian dish ÚwÚ again; then uWu shaww OwO the sighs >_> of OwO Octavia 
blow OwO the x3 fiwe OwO up in Caesaw, :3 and, as I ^w^ said OwO befowe, UwU that ;;w;; which :3 is 
OwO the OwO stwength >_> of theiw ^.^ amity uWu shaww ^w^ pwuv OwO the immediate >_< authow >_> of 
theiw variance. Antony uWu wiww ;;w;; use his xDD affection xDD whewe ^.^ it >_> is; ^.^ he 
married uWu but his >w< occasion here. 
^w^ MENyAS. And ;;w;; thus ^.^ it ^-^ may UwU be. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, uWu wiww you aboard? I ^.^ have :3 a 
OwO heawth uWu fow you. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. I uWu shaww UwU take it, sir. We ^.^ have :33 us'd ^-^ ouw throats in ÚwÚ Egypt. 
^w^ MENyAS. ^w^ Come, wet's >_> away. >_< Exeunt 

x3 ACT_2|SC_7 
^-^ SCENyE :33 VII. 
uWu On board POMPEY'S gawwey, x3 off >_> Misenyum 

:3 Music pways. x3 Entew two ^w^ ow three UwU SEWVANTS with :3 a ^.^ banquet 

OwO FIWST SERVANT. ;;w;; Hewe they'll ^.^ be, xDD man. uWu Some o' theiw pwants awe 
:3 iww-wooted ;;w;; awweady; OwO the :33 weast ^.^ wind >w< i' th' x3 wowwd uWu wiww blow them 
down. 
x3 SECOND SERVANT. Lepidus :3 is high-cowouw'd. 
OwO FIWST SERVANT. ^.^ They ^.^ have :3 made him dwink >_> awms-dwink. 
x3 SECOND SERVANT. UwU As uWu they ^.^ pinch ^-^ onye another uWu by OwO the >_> disposition, ^.^ he 
x3 cwies >_< out ^.^ 'Nyo x3 mowe!'; :33 weconciwes them ^-^ to his ^.^ entweaty ÚwÚ and ^-^ himsewf 
^-^ to th' drink. 
OwO FIWST SERVANT. But ^.^ it >_< waises OwO the gweatew OwO waw :3 between him ÚwÚ and his 
discretion. 
x3 SECOND SERVANT. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 a name in gweat xDD men's 
fewwowship. I xDD had as OwO wief ^.^ have :3 a weed UwU that uWu wiww ^-^ do me nyo service 
as :3 a partizan I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot OwO heave. 
OwO FIWST SERVANT. ÚwÚ To >w< be xDD caww'd OwO into :3 a huge ^w^ sphewe, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be uWu seen 
^-^ to move ^w^ in't, awe OwO the >_> howes xDD whewe eyes shouwd ^.^ be, ;;w;; which >w< pitifuwwy 
>w< disastew OwO the ^w^ cheeks. 

OwO A sennyet xDD sounded. x3 Entew uWu CAESAW, ^.^ ANTONY, WEPIDUS, 
POMPEY, ÚwÚ AGWIPPA, :3 MAECENyAS, ^.^ ENyOBAWBUS, ÚwÚ MENyAS, 
with uWu othew CAPTAINS 

^-^ ANTONY. uWu [To CAESAW] ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ do uWu they, uWu siw: uWu they UwU take OwO the flow o' th' 
>w< Nyiwe 
By ÚwÚ cewtain ^w^ scawes >w< i' th' x3 pywamid; uWu they xDD knyow 
By th' >_> height, OwO the wownyess, ^w^ ow OwO the >_> mean, ^-^ if uWu deawth 
Ow :3 foison OwO fowwow. The highew >w< Nyiwus swells 
The ^-^ mowe ^.^ it promises; as ^.^ it ebbs, OwO the seedsman 
:3 Upon OwO the ^.^ swime ÚwÚ and ooze ^.^ scattews his ÚwÚ gwain, 
And :33 showtwy comes ^-^ to uWu hawvest. 
UwU WEPIDUS. :33 Y'have ÚwÚ stwange sewpents ^.^ thewe. 
^-^ ANTONY. >w< Ay, UwU Wepidus. 
UwU WEPIDUS. Your sewpent >_> of UwU Egypt :3 is bwed :3 nyow >_> of >_> youw >w< mud uWu by OwO the 
xDD opewation >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; sun; OwO so :3 is >_> youw cwocodiwe. 
^-^ ANTONY. ^.^ They awe ÚwÚ so. 
xDD POMPEY. ^w^ Sit- ÚwÚ and >w< some ;;w;; winye! OwO A OwO heawth ^-^ to ^-^ Wepidus! 
UwU WEPIDUS. I x3 am ^.^ nyot OwO so ;;w;; weww as I shouwd ^.^ be, uWu but I'll :33 nye'ew >_< out. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. :3 Nyot ÚwÚ tiww you ^.^ have x3 swept. I ;;w;; feaw me ^w^ you'ww >w< be in ÚwÚ tiww 
xDD then. 
UwU WEPIDUS. ;;w;; Nyay, ;;w;; cewtainwy, I ^.^ have heard OwO the Ptowemies' ^.^ pywamises awe 
vewy ÚwÚ goodwy ;;w;; things. Without contradiction I ^.^ have heard ;;w;; that. 
^w^ MENyAS. >_> [Aside ^-^ to UwU POMPEY] UwU Pompey, :3 a :33 wowd. 
xDD POMPEY. >_> [Aside ^-^ to OwO MENyAS] Say in >_< minye >_> eaw; what is't? 
^w^ MENyAS. >_> [Aside ^-^ to UwU POMPEY] Fowsake >w< thy uWu seat, I ^-^ do uWu beseech ^.^ thee, 
x3 Captain, 
And hear me speak :3 a :33 wowd. 
xDD POMPEY. OwO [ x3 Whispews :33 in's ear ] UwU Fowbeaw me ÚwÚ tiww anon- 
:3 This xDD winye uWu fow ^-^ Wepidus! 
UwU WEPIDUS. What manner o' xDD thing :3 is >_> youw >_> cwocodiwe? 
^-^ ANTONY. ^w^ It :3 is >w< shap'd, ;;w;; siw, >_< wike itself, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 is as bwoad as ^.^ it 
;;w;; hath bweadth; ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ just OwO so UwU high as ^.^ it ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and muvs with ^.^ it >_> own 
ÚwÚ owgans. ^w^ It ;;w;; wives uWu by UwU that ;;w;; which nyouwisheth it, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< ewements 
UwU once >_< out >_> of it, ^.^ it transmigrates. 
UwU WEPIDUS. What >w< cowouw :3 is ^.^ it x3 of? 
^-^ ANTONY. x3 Of ^.^ it >_> own >w< cowouw ^w^ too. 
UwU WEPIDUS. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a ÚwÚ stwange >_> sewpent. 
^-^ ANTONY. ^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ so. And OwO the ;;w;; teaws >_> of ^.^ it awe ^.^ wet. 
CAESAW. uWu Wiww :3 this ;;w;; descwiption xDD satisfy OwO him? 
^-^ ANTONY. x3 With OwO the OwO heawth UwU that ;;w;; Pompey gives ^w^ him, ewse ^.^ he :3 is :3 a vewy 
epicure. 
xDD POMPEY. >_> [Aside ^-^ to OwO MENyAS] Go, uWu hang, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ hang! >_> Teww me >_> of >w< that! 
xDD Away! 
Do as I ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ you.- Where's :3 this ^w^ cup I xDD caww'd xDD fow? 
^w^ MENyAS. >_> [Aside ^-^ to UwU POMPEY] >w< If uWu fow OwO the :33 sake >_> of merit :3 thou xDD wiwt hear 
uWu me, 
Rise ^-^ fwom >w< thy ^.^ stoow. 
xDD POMPEY. >_> [Aside ^-^ to OwO MENyAS] I ÚwÚ think th'art ^w^ mad. [Rises ÚwÚ and walks 
aside] The matter? 
^w^ MENyAS. I ^.^ have >w< evew held my ÚwÚ cap x3 off ^-^ to >w< thy UwU fowtunyes. 
xDD POMPEY. Thou x3 hast sewv'd me with >w< much ;;w;; faith. What's ewse ^-^ to say?- 
Be jolly, wowds. 
^-^ ANTONY. ^.^ These uWu quicksands, Lepidus, 
Keep x3 off ;;w;; them, uWu fow you sink. 
^w^ MENyAS. uWu Wiwt :3 thou >w< be lord >_> of >w< aww OwO the world? 
xDD POMPEY. What xDD say'st thou? 
^w^ MENyAS. uWu Wiwt :3 thou >w< be lord >_> of OwO the xDD whowe world? ^.^ That's twice. 
xDD POMPEY. OwO How shouwd UwU that x3 be? 
^w^ MENyAS. But UwU entewtain it, 
And >w< though you ÚwÚ think me xDD poow, I x3 am OwO the man 
uWu Wiww ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee >w< aww OwO the world. 
xDD POMPEY. xDD Hast :3 thou dwunk uWu weww? 
^w^ MENyAS. No, UwU Pompey, I ^.^ have ^-^ kept me ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< cup. 
Thou :3 awt, ^-^ if :3 thou :33 daw'st ^.^ be, OwO the earthly ^-^ Juv; 
uWu Whate'ew OwO the :33 ocean pawes ^w^ ow OwO sky incwips 
^-^ Is thinye, ^-^ if :3 thou xDD wiwt ÚwÚ ha't. 
xDD POMPEY. Show me ;;w;; which way. 
^w^ MENyAS. ^.^ These three wowwd-shawews, ^.^ these ^.^ competitows, 
uWu Awe in >w< thy uWu vessew. >_> Wet me ÚwÚ cut OwO the cabwe; 
And when ^-^ we awe >w< put OwO off, ^-^ faww ^-^ to theiw >w< thwoats. 
^-^ Aww there :3 is >w< thinye. 
xDD POMPEY. xDD Ah, :3 this :3 thou shouldst ^.^ have >_< donye, 
And ^.^ nyot ^.^ have xDD spoke on't. UwU In me 'tis xDD viwwainy: 
UwU In xDD thee't xDD had >_< been good uWu sewvice. Thou >w< must xDD knyow 
^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot my >w< pwofit UwU that OwO does ;;w;; wead >_< minye UwU honyouw: 
Minye xDD honyouw, it. Repent UwU that e'ew >w< thy :33 tongue 
;;w;; Hath OwO so betway'd UwU thinye ^-^ act. >_> Being x3 donye :33 unknyown, 
I shouwd ^.^ have ;;w;; found ^.^ it >w< aftewwawds ;;w;; weww >_< donye, 
But >w< must condemn ^.^ it OwO nyow. UwU Desist, ÚwÚ and drink. 
^w^ MENyAS. ^-^ [Aside] >_< Fow this, 
I'll never follow >w< thy paww'd :3 fowtunyes more. 
OwO Who uWu seeks, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ nyot UwU take when UwU once 'tis uWu offew'd, 
:33 Shaww never find ^.^ it more. 
xDD POMPEY. :3 This OwO heawth ^-^ to ^-^ Wepidus! 
^-^ ANTONY. Beaw him ashore. I'll ;;w;; pwedge ^.^ it uWu fow ^w^ him, ^-^ Pompey. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Here's ^-^ to ^.^ thee, UwU Menyas! 
^w^ MENyAS. x3 Enyobawbus, welcome! 
xDD POMPEY. ;;w;; Fiww ÚwÚ tiww OwO the ^w^ cup >w< be xDD hid. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. There's :3 a >w< stwong fewwow, OwO Menyas. 
>_> [Pointing ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ sewvant ^-^ who >_> cawwies x3 off ÚwÚ WEPIDUS] 
^w^ MENyAS. Why? 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. 'A uWu beaws OwO the third part >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, >w< man; see'st not? 
^w^ MENyAS. The third UwU pawt, then, :3 is dwunk. Wouwd ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe aww, 
:33 That ^.^ it UwU might >w< go uWu on x3 wheews! 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Dwink ÚwÚ thou; OwO incwease OwO the :33 weews. 
^w^ MENyAS. x3 Come. 
xDD POMPEY. :3 This :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet OwO an Awexandwian ^-^ feast. 
^-^ ANTONY. ^w^ It wipens towards it. Stwike OwO the ;;w;; vessews, UwU ho! 
Here's ^-^ to Caesaw! 
CAESAW. I :33 couwd ;;w;; weww forbear't. 
ÚwÚ It's monstrous >_< wabouw when I wash my bwain 
And ^.^ it grows fouwew. 
^-^ ANTONY. Be :3 a >w< chiwd o' th' xDD time. 
CAESAW. >_> Possess it, I'll ^-^ make >w< answew. 
But I xDD had wathew fast ^-^ fwom >w< aww ;;w;; fouw >_< days 
>w< Than dwink OwO so >w< much in ^w^ onye. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. uWu [To ;;w;; ANTONY] Ha, my bwave xDD empewow! 
:33 Shaww ^-^ we ^-^ dance :3 nyow OwO the x3 Egyptian Bacchanals 
And UwU cewebwate ^-^ ouw UwU dwink? 
xDD POMPEY. Let's xDD ha't, good sowdiew. 
^-^ ANTONY. ^w^ Come, wet's >w< aww UwU take x3 hands, 
;;w;; Tiww UwU that OwO the x3 conquewing xDD winye ;;w;; hath steep'd ^-^ ouw :33 sense 
UwU In ^.^ soft ÚwÚ and delicate Wethe. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ Aww UwU take hands. 
UwU Make battery ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ears with OwO the loud OwO music, 
The >_< whiwe I'll place OwO you; then OwO the :3 boy uWu shaww ÚwÚ sing; 
The howding every man uWu shaww bear as loud 
UwU As his >w< stwong ^-^ sides can vowwey. 
OwO [Music pways. >_> ENyOBAWBUS OwO pwaces them hand in x3 hand] 

OwO THE SONG 
^w^ Come, :3 thou ÚwÚ monyawch >_> of OwO the vine, 
>w< Pwumpy >_< Bacchus with >w< pink eyne! 
UwU In >w< thy ;;w;; fats ^-^ ouw >_> cawes >w< be ÚwÚ dwown'd, 
x3 With >w< thy grapes ^-^ ouw ^w^ haiws >w< be x3 cwown'd. 
Cup OwO us ÚwÚ tiww OwO the x3 wowwd >w< go :33 wound, 
Cup OwO us ÚwÚ tiww OwO the x3 wowwd >w< go wound! 

CAESAW. What would you >_> mowe? UwU Pompey, good ^-^ nyight. Good :33 bwothew, 
>_> Wet me xDD wequest you off; ^-^ ouw uWu gwavew ^-^ businyess 
^.^ Fwowns at :3 this >w< wevity. ;;w;; Gentwe x3 wowds, wet's part; 
You UwU see ^-^ we ^.^ have buwnt ^-^ ouw ^w^ cheeks. :3 Stwong Enobarb 
^-^ Is x3 weakew than OwO the winye, ÚwÚ and >_< minye >_> own :33 tongue 
Splits what ^.^ it ;;w;; speaks. The wiwd disguise ;;w;; hath ^w^ awmost 
x3 Antick'd OwO us all. What ^.^ nyeeds ^-^ mowe wowds? Good ^-^ nyight. 
Good ^.^ Antony, >_> youw hand. 
xDD POMPEY. I'll twy you uWu on OwO the UwU showe. 
^-^ ANTONY. And ^-^ shaww, sir. Give's >_> youw hand. 
xDD POMPEY. :3 O ^.^ Antony, 
You ^.^ have my >_< fathew's house- uWu but ;;w;; what? We awe >_< fwiends. 
^w^ Come, ;;w;; down OwO into OwO the uWu boat. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ;;w;; Take ^w^ heed you ^-^ faww not. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >_> ENyOBAWBUS ÚwÚ and MENyAS 
^.^ Menyas, I'll ^.^ nyot uWu on UwU showe. 
^w^ MENyAS. No, ^-^ to my :3 cabin. 
^.^ These OwO dwums! ^.^ these twumpets, fwutes! x3 what! 
>_> Wet Neptune hear ^-^ we ;;w;; bid :3 a loud faweweww 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ these gweat :3 fewwows. Sound ÚwÚ and >w< be hang'd, :33 sound ;;w;; out! 
>_< [Sound :3 a flourish, with >w< dwums] 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ Hoo! :33 says >_> 'a. There's my cap. 
^w^ MENyAS. ^-^ Hoo! x3 Nyobwe x3 Captain, come. >_< Exeunt 
ACT_3|SC_1 
^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
OwO A ;;w;; pwain in ^-^ Sywia 

x3 Entew OwO VENTIDIUS, as ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe in :3 twiumph, with SILIUS 
ÚwÚ and uWu othew uWu Womans, OFFICEWS ÚwÚ and UwU sowdiews; OwO the UwU dead ÚwÚ body 
>_> of PACOWUS ÚwÚ bownye before him 

>_> VENTIDIUS. Nyow, OwO dawting UwU Pawthia, art :3 thou ^w^ stwuck, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow 
Pweas'd >_> fowtunye OwO does >_> of Mawcus Crassus' death 
UwU Make me revenger. Beaw OwO the King's son's ÚwÚ body 
Before ^-^ ouw >_> awmy. x3 Thy uWu Pacowus, Owodes, 
Pays :3 this uWu fow Mawcus Cwassus. 
^w^ SIWIUS. x3 Nyobwe >w< Ventidius, 
>w< Whiwst ÚwÚ yet with Parthian UwU bwood >w< thy >_< swowd :3 is warm 
The >_> fugitive >_> Pawthians x3 fowwow; xDD spuw OwO thwough ÚwÚ Media, 
Mesopotamia, ÚwÚ and OwO the shelters :33 whithew 
The ^.^ wouted uWu fwy. ^w^ So >w< thy gwand captain, ^.^ Antony, 
:33 Shaww xDD set ÚwÚ thee uWu on triumphant chawiots ÚwÚ and 
x3 Put x3 gawwands uWu on >w< thy head. 
>_> VENTIDIUS. :3 O :33 Siwius, :33 Siwius, 
I ^.^ have x3 donye ^w^ enyough. OwO A wowew place, ^-^ nyote well, 
May ^-^ make xDD too gweat OwO an ÚwÚ act; uWu fow learn this, Silius: 
>_< Bettew ^-^ to xDD weave undonye than uWu by ^-^ ouw deed 
Acquire xDD too UwU high :3 a ÚwÚ fame when him ^-^ we sewve's >_> away. 
Caesar ÚwÚ and Antony ^.^ have >w< evew xDD won 
Mowe in theiw officew, than ^.^ pewson. Sossius, 
>_< Onye >_> of my place in >_> Sywia, his uWu wieutenyant, 
>_< Fow uWu quick x3 accumuwation >_> of renown, 
^w^ Which ^.^ he >_< achiev'd uWu by th' minute, lost his OwO favouw. 
OwO Who OwO does >w< i' th' wars ^-^ mowe than his x3 captain can 
:33 Becomes his ^w^ captain's captain; ÚwÚ and ^-^ ambition, 
The uWu sowdiew's uWu viwtue, wathew makes UwU choice >_> of woss 
>w< Than >_< gain ;;w;; which darkens >_> him. 
I :33 couwd ^-^ do ^-^ mowe ^-^ to ^-^ do >w< Antonyius uWu good, 
But 'twouwd offend him; ÚwÚ and in his OwO offence 
;;w;; Shouwd my pewfowmance UwU pewish. 
^w^ SIWIUS. Thou hast, >w< Ventidius, UwU that 
Without OwO the ;;w;; which :3 a sowdiew ÚwÚ and his >_< swowd 
Grants scarce distinction. Thou xDD wiwt wwite ^-^ to OwO Antony? 
>_> VENTIDIUS. I'll humbly signify what in his uWu nyame, 
:33 That :3 magicaw >_> wowd >_> of war, ^-^ we ^.^ have UwU effected; 
^-^ How, with his banners, ÚwÚ and his well-paid ranks, 
The >_> nye'ew-yet-beaten horse >_> of >_> Pawthia 
We ^.^ have >w< jaded >_< out o' th' fiewd. 
^w^ SIWIUS. :3 Whewe :3 is ^.^ he ^w^ nyow? 
>_> VENTIDIUS. ÚwÚ He x3 puwposeth ^-^ to >w< Athens; >w< whithew, with what haste 
The OwO weight ^-^ we >w< must convey with's uWu wiww permit, 
We uWu shaww :3 appeaw before xDD him.- uWu On, :3 thewe; xDD pass awong. 
>_< Exeunt 

;;w;; ACT_3|SC_2 
^-^ SCENyE >_> II. Rome. :3 CAESAW'S house 

x3 Entew AGWIPPA at ^-^ onye doow, >_> ENyOBAWBUS at another 

;;w;; AGWIPPA. >_> What, awe OwO the bwothews pawted? 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ^.^ They ^.^ have :33 dispatch'd with Pompey; ^.^ he :3 is gone; 
The uWu othew three awe UwU seawing. OwO Octavia ÚwÚ weeps 
ÚwÚ To part ^-^ fwom Rome; Caesar :3 is x3 sad; ÚwÚ and Lepidus, 
x3 Since Pompey's >w< feast, as >w< Menyas uWu says, :3 is twoubwed 
x3 With OwO the green sickness. 
;;w;; AGWIPPA. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a x3 nyobwe UwU Wepidus. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. OwO A vewy fine ^w^ onye. :33 O, how ^.^ he loves Caesaw! 
;;w;; AGWIPPA. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but how dearly ^.^ he >_> adowes >_< Mawk Antony! 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Caesar? UwU Why :33 he's OwO the Jupiter >_> of ^-^ men. 
;;w;; AGWIPPA. What's OwO Antony? The god >_> of Jupitew. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ;;w;; Spake you >_> of Caesar? ^w^ How! OwO the uWu nyonpaweiw! 
;;w;; AGWIPPA. :33 O, Antony! :3 O :3 thou Arabian bird! 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Wouwd you UwU pwaise Caesaw, uWu say ^.^ 'Caesaw'- >w< go nyo >_< fuwthew. 
;;w;; AGWIPPA. ;;w;; Indeed, ^.^ he pwied them uWu both with excellent praises. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. But ^.^ he loves Caesar >_> best. >_> Yet ^.^ he loves x3 Antony. 
^-^ Hoo! hearts, OwO tongues, figuwes, ^w^ scwibes, bards, :3 poets, cannyot 
>w< Think, ÚwÚ speak, ^-^ cast, write, sing, ;;w;; nyumbew- hoo!- 
His love ^-^ to x3 Antony. But as uWu fow Caesaw, 
>_< Knyeew down, knyeew down, ÚwÚ and wondew. 
;;w;; AGWIPPA. Both ^.^ he ^w^ wuvs. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ^.^ They awe his shards, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he theiw ÚwÚ beetwe. UwU [Twumpets 
^w^ within] :33 So- 
:3 This :3 is ^-^ to ÚwÚ howse. Adieu, x3 nyobwe Agrippa. 
;;w;; AGWIPPA. Good OwO fowtunye, >w< wowthy ^-^ sowdiew, ÚwÚ and faweweww. 

x3 Entew uWu CAESAW, ^.^ ANTONY, WEPIDUS, ÚwÚ and ^-^ OCTAVIA 

^-^ ANTONY. :3 Nyo :3 fuwthew, sir. 
CAESAW. You UwU take ^-^ fwom me :3 a gweat part >_> of mysewf; 
;;w;; Use me ;;w;; weww >w< in't. :3 Sistew, ^w^ pwuv such :3 a UwU wife 
UwU As my >_> thoughts ^-^ make ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and as my uWu fawthest >_< band 
:33 Shaww xDD pass uWu on >w< thy ^.^ appwoof. uWu Most x3 nyobwe ^.^ Antony, 
>_> Wet ^.^ nyot OwO the piece >_> of :3 viwtue ;;w;; which :3 is xDD set 
ÚwÚ Betwixt OwO us as OwO the ^w^ cement >_> of ^-^ ouw love 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep ^.^ it ^w^ buiwded >w< be OwO the uWu wam ^-^ to ÚwÚ battew 
The >_> fowtwess >_> of xDD it; uWu fow better UwU might ^-^ we 
>_< Have :33 wov'd ^-^ without :3 this >_> mean, ^-^ if uWu on uWu both pawts 
:3 This >w< be ^.^ nyot chewish'd. 
^-^ ANTONY. UwU Make me ^.^ nyot uWu offended 
UwU In >_> youw ;;w;; distwust. 
CAESAW. I ^.^ have ^w^ said. 
^-^ ANTONY. You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot find, 
^-^ Though you >w< be :3 thewein curious, OwO the :33 weast cause 
>_< Fow what you ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to fear. ^w^ So OwO the UwU gods ^-^ keep you, 
And ^-^ make OwO the hearts >_> of Womans sewve >_> youw ends! 
We uWu wiww here pawt. 
CAESAW. Faweweww, my ;;w;; deawest ;;w;; sistew, fare ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. 
The >_< ewements >w< be >w< kind ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and ^-^ make 
x3 Thy uWu spiwits >w< aww >_> of xDD comfowt! Fawe ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. 
OCTAVIA. UwU My x3 nyobwe ^-^ bwothew! 
^-^ ANTONY. The UwU Apwiw's in xDD hew OwO eyes. ^w^ It :3 is ^-^ wuv's UwU spwing, 
And ^.^ these OwO the uWu showews ^-^ to bwing ^.^ it x3 on. Be UwU cheewfuw. 
OCTAVIA. >_> Siw, ÚwÚ wook ;;w;; weww ^-^ to my >_< husband's >_< house; uWu and- 
CAESAW. >_> What, OwO Octavia? 
OCTAVIA. I'll tell you in >_> youw OwO eaw. 
^-^ ANTONY. Her :33 tongue uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ obey xDD hew xDD heawt, :3 nyow can 
Her OwO heawt infowm xDD hew tongue- OwO the OwO swan's ;;w;; down ^-^ feathew, 
:33 That ^-^ stands x3 upon OwO the sweww at OwO the :33 fuww >_> of tide, 
And neither uWu way inclines. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. >_> [Aside ^-^ to AGRIPPA] uWu Wiww Caesar xDD weep? 
;;w;; AGWIPPA. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ENyOBAWBUS] ÚwÚ He >_> has :3 a cwoud :33 in's face. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. >_> [Aside ^-^ to AGRIPPA] ÚwÚ He ;;w;; wewe OwO the >_< wowse uWu fow UwU that, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ he :3 a 
x3 howse; 
^w^ So :3 is >_< he, being :3 a xDD man. 
;;w;; AGWIPPA. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ENyOBAWBUS] ÚwÚ Why, x3 Enyobawbus, 
When Antony ;;w;; found Julius Caesar OwO dead, 
ÚwÚ He :3 cwied ^w^ awmost ^-^ to uWu woawing; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> wept 
When at Philippi ^.^ he ;;w;; found Bwutus slain. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. >_> [Aside ^-^ to AGRIPPA] :33 That yeaw, :3 indeed, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was twoubwed 
with :3 a ;;w;; wheum; 
What willingly ^.^ he >_> did xDD confound ^.^ he ÚwÚ waiw'd, 
>_< Bewieve't- ÚwÚ tiww I weep ^w^ too. 
CAESAW. No, ^w^ sweet OwO Octavia, 
You uWu shaww hear ^-^ fwom me still; OwO the UwU time uWu shaww ^.^ nyot 
>_> Out-go my >w< thinking uWu on you. 
^-^ ANTONY. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, x3 come; 
I'll wrestle with you in my OwO stwength >_> of wuv. 
Look, here I ^.^ have OwO you; ;;w;; thus I let you ÚwÚ go, 
And ^w^ give you ^-^ to OwO the xDD gods. 
CAESAW. xDD Adieu; >w< be OwO happy! 
UwU WEPIDUS. >_> Wet >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbew >_> of OwO the x3 staws ^w^ give ^.^ wight 
ÚwÚ To >w< thy fair >_> way! 
CAESAW. Faweweww, faweweww! OwO [Kisses OwO OCTAVIA] 
^-^ ANTONY. ^w^ Faweweww! ^-^ Twumpets :3 sound. >_< Exeunt 

ÚwÚ ACT_3|SC_3 
^-^ SCENyE III. 
Awexandwia. :33 CWEOPATWA'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew >w< CWEOPATWA, CHAWMIAN, IWAS, ÚwÚ and ALEXAS 

CLEOPATRA. :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the fewwow? 
ALEXAS. Hawf >w< afeawd ^-^ to come. 
CLEOPATRA. uWu Go ^.^ to, >w< go x3 to. 

x3 Entew OwO the MESSENGEW as before 

Come hithew, sir. 
ALEXAS. Good uWu Majesty, 
^w^ Hewod >_> of Jewwy dare ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wook x3 upon you 
But when you awe ;;w;; weww pleas'd. 
CLEOPATRA. :33 That ÚwÚ Hewod's head 
I'll have. But ;;w;; how, when Antony :3 is gone, 
^.^ Thwough xDD whom I UwU might xDD command it? Come :3 thou >w< nyeaw. 
MESSENGEW. uWu Most >_< gwacious >w< Majesty! 
CLEOPATRA. >w< Didst :3 thou >w< behowd OwO Octavia? 
MESSENGEW. >w< Ay, ;;w;; dwead Queen. 
CLEOPATRA. ^-^ Whewe? 
MESSENGEW. ^w^ Madam, in >_> Wome 
I ^.^ wook'd xDD hew in OwO the ;;w;; face, ÚwÚ and ^-^ saw xDD hew wed 
>w< Between xDD hew bwothew ÚwÚ and >_< Mawk x3 Antony. 
CLEOPATRA. ^-^ Is ^.^ she as taww as x3 me? 
MESSENGEW. She :3 is ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ madam. 
CLEOPATRA. >w< Didst hear xDD hew speak? ^-^ Is ^.^ she shrill-tongu'd ^w^ ow wow? 
MESSENGEW. ^w^ Madam, I heard xDD hew :33 speak: ^.^ she :3 is wow-voic'd. 
CLEOPATRA. ^.^ That's ^.^ nyot OwO so :33 good. ÚwÚ He cannyot >_< wike xDD hew UwU wong. 
>_> CHAWMIAN. ;;w;; Wike uWu hew? :3 O Isis! 'tis >_> impossibwe. 
CLEOPATRA. I ÚwÚ think so, x3 Chawmian. ÚwÚ Duww >_> of :33 tongue ÚwÚ and dwarfish! 
What majesty :3 is in xDD hew ÚwÚ gait? :3 Wemembew, 
>w< If e'ew :3 thou ÚwÚ wook'dst uWu on majesty. 
MESSENGEW. She ^.^ cweeps. 
Her motion ÚwÚ and xDD hew ÚwÚ station awe as UwU onye; 
She >w< shows :3 a ÚwÚ body wathew than :3 a xDD wife, 
OwO A >_> statue than :3 a >w< bweathew. 
CLEOPATRA. ^-^ Is :3 this ^-^ cewtain? 
MESSENGEW. Ow I ^.^ have nyo :33 obsewvance. 
>_> CHAWMIAN. >_< Thwee in UwU Egypt 
Cannyot ^-^ make better >_< nyote. 
CLEOPATRA. >w< He's vewy knowing; 
I ^-^ do >w< pewceive't. There's nyothing in xDD hew >_> yet. 
The :3 fewwow >_> has good UwU judgment. 
>_> CHAWMIAN. Excellent. 
CLEOPATRA. ^w^ Guess at xDD hew yeaws, I :33 pwithee. 
MESSENGEW. ^w^ Madam, 
She ÚwÚ was :3 a ÚwÚ widow. 
CLEOPATRA. ÚwÚ Widow? Charmian, xDD hawk! 
MESSENGEW. And I ^-^ do ÚwÚ think she's thirty. 
CLEOPATRA. :33 Beaw'st :3 thou xDD hew ;;w;; face in >_< mind? :3 Is't wong ^w^ ow ^-^ wound? 
MESSENGEW. ^-^ Wound x3 even ^-^ to faultiness. 
CLEOPATRA. >_< Fow OwO the UwU most UwU pawt, UwU too, uWu they awe foowish UwU that awe ÚwÚ so. 
Her >_> haiw, what ;;w;; cowouw? 
MESSENGEW. Bwown, ^.^ madam; ÚwÚ and xDD hew fowehead 
UwU As low as ^.^ she would ^w^ wish it. 
CLEOPATRA. There's gold uWu fow thee. 
Thou >w< must ^.^ nyot UwU take my fowmew ;;w;; shawpnyess ill. 
I uWu wiww x3 empwoy ÚwÚ thee xDD back ÚwÚ again; I find ÚwÚ thee 
uWu Most x3 fit uWu fow :33 businyess. uWu Go ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee weady; 
Our letters awe OwO pwepaw'd. >_< Exeunt MESSENGEW 
>_> CHAWMIAN. OwO A pwopew xDD man. 
CLEOPATRA. ;;w;; Indeed, ^.^ he :3 is ÚwÚ so. I ^w^ wepent me >w< much 
:33 That OwO so I harried >_> him. ÚwÚ Why, >_> methinks, uWu by ^w^ him, 
:3 This creature's nyo such >_> thing. 
>_> CHAWMIAN. UwU Nyothing, ÚwÚ madam. 
CLEOPATRA. The man ;;w;; hath uWu seen >w< some ^-^ majesty, ÚwÚ and shouwd know. 
>_> CHAWMIAN. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ he uWu seen x3 majesty? >_> Isis ewse ;;w;; defend, 
And ;;w;; sewving you OwO so uWu wong! 
CLEOPATRA. I ^.^ have ^-^ onye xDD thing ^-^ mowe ^-^ to ÚwÚ ask him >_> yet, good x3 Chawmian. 
But 'tis nyo matter; :3 thou ^-^ shawt bwing him ^-^ to me 
:3 Whewe I uWu wiww write. ^-^ Aww ^-^ may >w< be ;;w;; weww ^w^ enyough. 
>_> CHAWMIAN. I ;;w;; wawwant you, ÚwÚ madam. >_< Exeunt 

ACT_3|SC_4 
^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
x3 Athens. :33 ANTONY'S house 

x3 Entew >w< ANTONY ÚwÚ and ^-^ OCTAVIA 

^-^ ANTONY. ;;w;; Nyay, xDD nyay, OwO Octavia, ^.^ nyot only that- 
:33 That ;;w;; wewe excusable, UwU that ÚwÚ and ^-^ thousands ^-^ mowe 
x3 Of semblable >w< impowt- uWu but ^.^ he ;;w;; hath uWu wag'd 
Nyew wars >w< 'gainst Pompey; :3 made his wiww, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wead ^.^ it 
ÚwÚ To uWu pubwic >_> eaw; 
Spoke uWu scandy >_> of me; when ÚwÚ pewfowce ^.^ he :33 couwd ^.^ nyot 
But pay me >_> tewms >_> of xDD honyouw, x3 cowd ÚwÚ and sickly 
ÚwÚ He :33 vented ;;w;; them, UwU most narrow measuwe lent me; 
When OwO the :33 best ^w^ hint ÚwÚ was >w< given ^w^ him, ^.^ he ^.^ nyot ^w^ took't, 
Ow >_> did ^.^ it ^-^ fwom his teeth. 
OCTAVIA. :3 O my good lord, 
>_< Bewieve ^.^ nyot uWu aww; ^w^ ow ^-^ if you >w< must >w< bewieve, 
Stomach ^.^ nyot all. OwO A ^-^ mowe OwO unhappy >w< wady, 
>w< If :3 this *looks away* division uWu chance, :33 nye'ew ÚwÚ stood >_> between, 
UwU Pwaying uWu fow uWu both pawts. 
The good UwU gods uWu wiww xDD mock me ÚwÚ pwesentwy 
When I uWu shaww pray 'O, bless my lord ÚwÚ and x3 husband!' 
^-^ Undo UwU that >w< pwayew uWu by cwying >_< out as loud 
'O, bless my ^w^ bwothew!' ^w^ Husband ÚwÚ win, ^.^ win :33 bwothew, 
uWu Pways, ÚwÚ and destroys OwO the prayer; nyo mid-way 
'Twixt ^.^ these ;;w;; extwemes at all. 
^-^ ANTONY. ;;w;; Gentwe OwO Octavia, 
>_> Wet >_> youw :33 best love dwaw ^-^ to UwU that point ;;w;; which UwU seeks 
:33 Best ^-^ to OwO pwesewve it. >w< If I wose >_< minye xDD honyouw, 
I wose mysewf; better I ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot x3 youws 
>w< Than x3 youws OwO so bwanchwess. But, as you wequested, 
Yourself uWu shaww >w< go >_< between's. The :33 meantime, >w< wady, 
I'll ÚwÚ waise OwO the pwepawation >_> of :3 a OwO waw 
:33 Shaww :33 stain >_> youw brother. UwU Make >_> youw soonest >_> haste; 
^w^ So >_> youw desires awe ^w^ youws. 
OCTAVIA. ;;w;; Thanks ^-^ to my :33 wowd. 
The OwO Juv >_> of power ^-^ make uWu me, UwU most ;;w;; weak, UwU most ;;w;; weak, 
Your weconciwew! uWu Waws :33 'twixt you x3 twain would >w< be 
UwU As ^-^ if OwO the x3 wowwd shouwd cweave, ÚwÚ and UwU that OwO swain x3 men 
;;w;; Shouwd solder OwO up OwO the wift. 
^-^ ANTONY. When ^.^ it >_> appeaws ^-^ to you xDD whewe :3 this begins, 
OwO Tuwn >_> youw xDD dispweasuwe UwU that >_< way, uWu fow ^-^ ouw faults 
^w^ Can never >w< be OwO so >w< equaw UwU that >_> youw love 
^w^ Can equally move with ^.^ them. xDD Pwovide >_> youw ;;w;; going; 
;;w;; Choose >_> youw >_> own ^.^ company, ÚwÚ and xDD command what uWu cost 
Your OwO heawt >_> has :33 mind x3 to. >_< Exeunt 

:3 ACT_3|SC_5 
^-^ SCENyE :3 V. 
x3 Athens. :33 ANTONY'S house 

x3 Entew >_> ENyOBAWBUS ÚwÚ and EROS, meeting 

>_> ENyOBAWBUS. OwO How nyow, fwiend Ewos! 
EWOS. There's ÚwÚ stwange UwU nyews xDD come, sir. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. >_> What, man? 
EWOS. Caesar ÚwÚ and Lepidus ^.^ have :3 made wars x3 upon ^-^ Pompey. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. :3 This :3 is ^.^ owd. What :3 is OwO the uWu success? 
EWOS. Caesaw, having :3 made ;;w;; use >_> of him in OwO the wars >w< 'gainst UwU Pompey, 
ÚwÚ pwesentwy ;;w;; denyied him wivawity, would ^.^ nyot let him partake in OwO the 
>_> gwowy >_> of OwO the >_> action; ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >_> westing ;;w;; hewe, accuses him >_> of letters 
^.^ he xDD had fowmewwy ^w^ wwote ^-^ to Pompey; x3 upon his >_> own :3 appeaw, UwU seizes >_> him. 
^w^ So OwO the UwU poow third :3 is uWu up, ÚwÚ tiww death ÚwÚ enwawge his confinye. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. >_> Then, UwU wowwd, :3 thou x3 hast :3 a paiw >_> of :3 chaps- nyo ^-^ mowe; 
And thwow :3 between them >w< aww OwO the >_< food :3 thou hast, 
>w< They'ww ^.^ gwind OwO the ^-^ onye OwO the other. Where's OwO Antony? 
EWOS. >w< He's walking in OwO the ÚwÚ gawden- thus, ÚwÚ and xDD spuwns 
The x3 wush UwU that :3 wies before him; x3 cwies uWu 'Foow ^.^ Wepidus!' 
And ^.^ thweats OwO the ^w^ thwoat >_> of UwU that his ^w^ officew 
:33 That muwd'wed ^-^ Pompey. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Our gweat ;;w;; nyavy's UwU wigg'd. 
EWOS. >_< Fow ^-^ Itawy ÚwÚ and Caesar. More, UwU Domitius: 
UwU My lord desires you ;;w;; pwesentwy; my UwU nyews 
I UwU might ^.^ have told hereafter. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. 'Twiww >w< be >_< nyaught; 
But let ^.^ it UwU be. >_< Bwing me ^-^ to x3 Antony. 
EWOS. ^w^ Come, sir. >_< Exeunt 

ACT_3|SC_6 
^-^ SCENyE VI. 
Rome. :3 CAESAW'S house 

x3 Entew uWu CAESAW, ÚwÚ AGWIPPA, ÚwÚ and MAECENAS 

CAESAW. UwU Contemnying Wome, ^.^ he >_> has x3 donye >w< aww :3 this ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe 
UwU In Awexandwia. Here's OwO the manner of't: 
uWu I' th' mawket-pwace, uWu on :3 a ÚwÚ twibunyaw ^.^ siwvew'd, 
ÚwÚ Cweopatwa ÚwÚ and ^-^ himsewf in ÚwÚ chaiws >_> of gold 
Were x3 pubwicwy ÚwÚ enthwon'd; at OwO the :3 feet xDD sat 
Caesarion, xDD whom uWu they caww my >_< fathew's UwU son, 
And >w< aww OwO the uWu unwawfuw xDD issue UwU that theiw wust 
x3 Since then ;;w;; hath :3 made :3 between ^.^ them. ^.^ Unto xDD hew 
ÚwÚ He >_> gave OwO the UwU stabwishment >_> of Egypt; :3 made xDD hew 
x3 Of wowew >_> Sywia, Cypwus, Wydia, 
>_> Absowute >w< queen. 
^.^ MAECENyAS. :3 This in OwO the uWu pubwic x3 eye? 
CAESAW. uWu I' th' ^w^ common show-pwace, xDD whewe uWu they uWu exewcise. 
His >_< sons ^.^ he there pwocwaim'd OwO the kings >_> of ^w^ kings: 
Great ÚwÚ Media, UwU Pawthia, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Awmenyia, 
ÚwÚ He >_> gave ^-^ to ;;w;; Awexandew; ^-^ to Ptowemy ^.^ he >_> assign'd 
>_> Sywia, >_> Ciwicia, ÚwÚ and :33 Phoenyicia. She 
UwU In th' >_< habiwiments >_> of OwO the :3 goddess >_> Isis 
:33 That :3 day appear'd; ÚwÚ and ^w^ oft before >_> gave :33 audience, 
UwU As 'tis xDD wepowted, ÚwÚ so. 
^.^ MAECENyAS. >_> Wet >_> Wome >w< be ;;w;; thus 
Infowm'd. 
;;w;; AGWIPPA. Who, >w< queasy with his insowence 
Already, uWu wiww theiw good >_> thoughts caww ^-^ fwom >_> him. 
CAESAW. The ^w^ peopwe knows it, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have :3 nyow receiv'd 
His ^.^ accusations. 
;;w;; AGWIPPA. OwO Who OwO does ^.^ he accuse? 
CAESAW. xDD Caesaw; ÚwÚ and UwU that, having in :33 Siciwy 
xDD Sextus ^.^ Pompeius spoil'd, ^-^ we xDD had ^.^ nyot x3 wated him 
His part o' th' isle. ;;w;; Then OwO does ^.^ he uWu say ^.^ he lent me 
uWu Some ^-^ shipping, xDD unwestow'd. Wastwy, ^.^ he frets 
:33 That Lepidus >_> of OwO the triumvirate 
;;w;; Shouwd >w< be :33 depos'd; :3 and, being, UwU that ^-^ we :3 detain 
^-^ Aww his :33 wevenyue. 
;;w;; AGWIPPA. >_> Siw, :3 this shouwd >w< be answer'd. 
CAESAW. ^.^ 'Tis x3 donye uWu awweady, ÚwÚ and :33 messengew gone. 
I ^.^ have told him Lepidus ÚwÚ was UwU gwown xDD too cruel, 
:33 That ^.^ he his UwU high authowity abus'd, 
And >_> did deserve his change. >_< Fow what I ^.^ have conquer'd 
I gwant him part; uWu but then, in his >w< Awmenyia 
And uWu othew >_> of his conquer'd x3 kingdoms, 
:33 Demand OwO the like. 
^.^ MAECENyAS. He'll never ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to ;;w;; that. 
CAESAW. Nyow >w< must ^.^ nyot then >w< be >w< yiewded ^-^ to in ÚwÚ this. 

x3 Entew ^w^ OCTAVIA, with xDD hew x3 twain 

OCTAVIA. Hail, Caesaw, ÚwÚ and my wowd! >_> haiw, UwU most dear Caesaw! 
CAESAW. :33 That >w< evew I shouwd caww ÚwÚ thee xDD cast-away! 
OCTAVIA. You ^.^ have ^.^ nyot xDD caww'd me so, :3 nyow ^.^ have you ^.^ cause. 
CAESAW. UwU Why ^.^ have you stow'n x3 upon OwO us ^.^ thus? You come ^.^ nyot 
;;w;; Wike Caesar's sistew. The UwU wife >_> of Antony 
;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ have OwO an ;;w;; awmy uWu fow OwO an ushew, ÚwÚ and 
The xDD nyeighs >_> of horse ^-^ to tell >_> of xDD hew xDD appwoach 
Wong ewe ^.^ she >_> did appear. The ;;w;; twees uWu by th' uWu way 
;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ have ÚwÚ bownye ^-^ men, ÚwÚ and x3 expectation ÚwÚ fainted, 
>w< Wonging uWu fow what ^.^ it xDD had not. ;;w;; Nyay, OwO the ^.^ dust 
;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ have ascended ^-^ to OwO the >_< woof >_> of UwU heaven, 
Rais'd uWu by >_> youw >w< popuwous >w< twoops. But you awe come 
OwO A market-maid ^-^ to Wome, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have >w< pwevented 
The >_> ostentation >_> of ^-^ ouw love, ;;w;; which weft ;;w;; unshown 
^-^ Is >_< often weft UwU unwov'd. We shouwd ^.^ have met you 
By ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ and wand, ÚwÚ suppwying every OwO stage 
x3 With OwO an x3 augmented xDD gweeting. 
OCTAVIA. Good my lord, 
ÚwÚ To come ;;w;; thus ÚwÚ was I ^.^ nyot constrain'd, uWu but >_> did ^.^ it 
uWu On my free uWu wiww. UwU My lord, >_< Mawk ^.^ Antony, 
^w^ Heawing UwU that you :33 pwepaw'd uWu fow war, acquainted 
UwU My gwieved ear withal; xDD wheweon I begg'd 
His pawdon uWu fow ^w^ wetuwn. 
CAESAW. ^w^ Which >_> soon ^.^ he gwanted, 
>_> Being OwO an obstwuct ^w^ 'tween his wust ÚwÚ and >_> him. 
OCTAVIA. Do ^.^ nyot uWu say so, my :33 wowd. 
CAESAW. I ^.^ have eyes x3 upon ^w^ him, 
And his affairs come ^-^ to me uWu on OwO the wind. 
:3 Whewe :3 is ^.^ he ^w^ nyow? 
OCTAVIA. UwU My lord, in x3 Athens. 
CAESAW. No, my UwU most >_< wwonged >w< sistew: ÚwÚ Cweopatwa 
;;w;; Hath nyodded him ^-^ to :3 hew. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >w< given his ^.^ empiwe 
:33 Up ^-^ to :3 a whore, ^-^ who :3 nyow awe ^.^ wevying 
The kings o' th' :3 eawth uWu fow waw. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >_< assembwed 
Bocchus, OwO the ;;w;; king >_> of Libya; >_< Awchewaus 
x3 Of Cappadocia; ^w^ Phiwadewphos, ;;w;; king 
x3 Of UwU Paphwagonyia; OwO the Thracian ^-^ king, Adallas; 
UwU King Manchus >_> of UwU Awabia; UwU King >_> of Pont; 
^w^ Hewod >_> of Jewry; Mithridates, ;;w;; king 
x3 Of Comagenye; Polemon ÚwÚ and OwO Amyntas, 
The kings >_> of Mede ÚwÚ and Lycaonia, with 
Mowe wawgew list >_> of :33 sceptwes. 
OCTAVIA. ^w^ Ay me UwU most :3 wwetched, 
:33 That ^.^ have my OwO heawt x3 pawted ;;w;; betwixt two fwiends, 
:33 That OwO does affwict OwO each >_< othew! 
CAESAW. >w< Wewcome hithew. 
Your letters >_> did withhold ^-^ ouw breaking >w< fowth, 
;;w;; Tiww ^-^ we perceiv'd uWu both how you ;;w;; wewe :33 wwong wed 
And ^-^ we in uWu nyegwigent >_> dangew. ^w^ Cheew >_> youw >_> heawt; 
Be you ^.^ nyot twoubwed with OwO the UwU time, ;;w;; which >_> dwives 
uWu O'ew >_> youw ^.^ content ^.^ these >w< stwong ^w^ nyecessities, 
But let determin'd >w< things ^-^ to >w< destiny 
Hold unbewaiw'd theiw way. >w< Wewcome ^-^ to Rome; 
Nyothing ^-^ mowe dear ^-^ to >_> me. You awe ^.^ abus'd 
Beyond OwO the mark >_> of thought, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU high >_< gods, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ do you justice, ^-^ make theiw ^.^ minyistews 
x3 Of OwO us ÚwÚ and x3 those UwU that love you. :33 Best >_> of UwU comfowt, 
And >w< evew ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. 
;;w;; AGWIPPA. Wewcome, >_< wady. 
^.^ MAECENyAS. Wewcome, dear ÚwÚ madam. 
>_> Each OwO heawt in >_> Wome OwO does love ÚwÚ and ^-^ pity OwO you; 
>_> Onwy th' aduwtewous ^.^ Antony, UwU most uWu wawge 
UwU In his :3 abominyations, ;;w;; tuwns you OwO off, 
And gives his potent wegiment ^-^ to :3 a >_< twuww 
:33 That >_< nyoises ^.^ it x3 against ÚwÚ us. 
OCTAVIA. ^-^ Is ^.^ it so, sir? 
CAESAW. uWu Most >w< cewtain. :3 Sistew, welcome. ;;w;; Pway you 
Be >w< evew OwO knyown ^-^ to uWu patience. UwU My ^-^ deaw'st ;;w;; sistew! >_< Exeunt 

^w^ ACT_3|SC_7 
^-^ SCENyE :33 VII. 
:33 ANTONY'S ^-^ camp ;;w;; nyeaw Actium 

x3 Entew CWEOPATWA ÚwÚ and >_> ENyOBAWBUS 

CLEOPATRA. I uWu wiww >w< be x3 even with ^.^ thee, x3 doubt ^.^ it not. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. But >_> why, >_> why, 
CLEOPATRA. Thou x3 hast fowspoke my being in ^.^ these ^w^ waws, 
And xDD say'st ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ fit. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Weww, :3 is it, :3 is it? 
CLEOPATRA. :3 Is't ^.^ nyot denyounc'd x3 against >_> us? UwU Why shouwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ we 
Be there in ÚwÚ pewson? 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ [Aside] Weww, I :33 couwd reply: 
>w< If ^-^ we shouwd sewve with horse ÚwÚ and mares >_> togethew 
The horse ;;w;; wewe mewewy UwU wost; OwO the mares would bear 
OwO A sowdiew ÚwÚ and his ÚwÚ howse. 
CLEOPATRA. What :3 is't you ^w^ say? 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Your :3 pwesence ^.^ nyeeds >w< must :3 puzzwe Antony; 
;;w;; Take ^-^ fwom his xDD heawt, UwU take ^-^ fwom his ^-^ bwain, :3 fwom's UwU time, 
What shouwd ^.^ nyot then >w< be spar'd. ÚwÚ He :3 is already 
x3 Twaduc'd uWu fow wevity; ÚwÚ and 'tis ^w^ said in >_> Wome 
:33 That xDD Photinyus OwO an OwO eunyuch ÚwÚ and >_> youw xDD maids 
Manage :3 this waw. 
CLEOPATRA. Sink Wome, ÚwÚ and theiw ^.^ tongues ÚwÚ wot 
:33 That speak x3 against >_< us! OwO A chawge ^-^ we bear >w< i' th' war, 
And, as OwO the :33 pwesident >_> of my UwU kingdom, uWu wiww 
xDD Appeaw there uWu fow :3 a xDD man. ^w^ Speak ^.^ nyot x3 against xDD it; 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot stay >w< behind. 

x3 Entew >w< ANTONY ÚwÚ and >_> CANyIDIUS 

>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ;;w;; Nyay, I ^.^ have >w< donye. 
;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the Emperor. 
^-^ ANTONY. ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot stwange, UwU Canyidius, 
:33 That ^-^ fwom Tarentum ÚwÚ and ^w^ Bwundusium 
ÚwÚ He :33 couwd OwO so >_> quickwy ÚwÚ cut OwO the ;;w;; Ionyian >_< sea, 
And UwU take in uWu Towynye?- You ^.^ have heard ^-^ on't, UwU sweet? 
CLEOPATRA. Celerity :3 is never ^-^ mowe uWu admiw'd 
>w< Than uWu by OwO the negligent. 
^-^ ANTONY. OwO A good ^.^ webuke, 
^w^ Which UwU might ^.^ have ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ becom'd OwO the :33 best >_> of x3 men 
ÚwÚ To :3 taunt at ÚwÚ swacknyess. UwU Canyidius, ^-^ we 
uWu Wiww fight with him uWu by >_> sea. 
CLEOPATRA. By sea! What xDD ewse? 
CANIDIUS. UwU Why uWu wiww my lord ^-^ do so? 
^-^ ANTONY. >_< Fow UwU that ^.^ he dawes OwO us to't. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ^w^ So ;;w;; hath my lord daw'd him ^-^ to >w< singwe ^w^ fight. 
CANIDIUS. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ;;w;; wage :3 this ^-^ battwe at ;;w;; Phawsawia, 
:3 Whewe Caesar xDD fought with ^-^ Pompey. But ^.^ these offers, 
^w^ Which sewve ^.^ nyot uWu fow his :3 vantage, ^.^ he xDD shakes off; 
And OwO so shouwd you. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Your ^-^ ships awe ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww ^w^ mann'd; 
Your mariners awe :33 muweteews, weapews, ^w^ peopwe 
>w< Ingwoss'd uWu by swift OwO impwess. UwU In Caesar's fleet 
uWu Awe x3 those UwU that >_< often ^.^ have >w< 'gainst ;;w;; Pompey xDD fought; 
Their ^-^ ships awe ^-^ yawe; x3 youws ÚwÚ heavy. :3 Nyo >w< disgwace 
:33 Shaww ^-^ faww you uWu fow wefusing him at >_< sea, 
>_> Being :33 pwepaw'd uWu fow land. 
^-^ ANTONY. By >_< sea, uWu by >_> sea. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. uWu Most >w< wowthy ;;w;; siw, you :3 thewein thwow away 
The absowute xDD sowdiewship you ^.^ have uWu by >w< wand; 
:33 Distwact >_> youw awmy, ;;w;; which doth UwU most x3 consist 
x3 Of uWu waw-mawk'd ;;w;; footmen; xDD weave OwO unyexecuted 
Your >_> own renowned knowledge; ^-^ quite >_< fowgo 
The uWu way ;;w;; which ^w^ pwomises ÚwÚ assuwance; ÚwÚ and 
>w< Give OwO up yourself mewewy ^-^ to uWu chance ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hazawd 
From ^w^ fiwm x3 secuwity. 
^-^ ANTONY. I'll fight at >_> sea. 
CLEOPATRA. I ^.^ have :33 sixty sails, Caesar UwU nyonye ^w^ bettew. 
^-^ ANTONY. Our uvwpwus >_> of ÚwÚ shipping uWu wiww ^-^ we :33 buwn, 
And, with OwO the west fuww-mann'd, ^-^ fwom th' head >_> of Actium 
^.^ Beat th' ^-^ appwoaching Caesar. But ^-^ if ^-^ we :33 faiw, 
We then can do't at land. 

x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW 

x3 Thy business? 
MESSENGEW. The UwU nyews :3 is true, my uWu wowd: ^.^ he :3 is descried; 
Caesar >_> has :3 taken Toryne. 
^-^ ANTONY. ^w^ Can ^.^ he >w< be there in ÚwÚ pewson? ^.^ 'Tis impossibwe- 
Strange UwU that his power shouwd UwU be. UwU Canyidius, 
Our nineteen legions :3 thou ^-^ shawt howd uWu by wand, 
And ^-^ ouw twewve ^w^ thousand ÚwÚ howse. >w< We'ww ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ;;w;; ship. 
Away, my >_< Thetis! 

x3 Entew :3 a SOLDIER 

OwO How nyow, >w< wowthy ^.^ sowdiew? 
^-^ SOWDIEW. :3 O x3 nyobwe >_< Empewow, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot fight uWu by xDD sea; 
OwO Twust ^.^ nyot ^-^ to rotten ^w^ pwanks. Do you misdoubt 
:3 This >_< swowd ÚwÚ and ^.^ these my UwU wounds? >_> Wet th' ^.^ Egyptians 
And OwO the >w< Phoenyicians >w< go a-ducking; ^-^ we 
>_< Have :33 us'd ^-^ to OwO conquew standing uWu on OwO the :3 eawth 
And ÚwÚ fighting foot ^-^ to foot. 
^-^ ANTONY. Weww, ^-^ weww- >_> away. 
>_< Exeunt ^.^ ANTONY, >w< CWEOPATWA, ÚwÚ and >_> ENyOBAWBUS 
^-^ SOWDIEW. By Hercules, I ÚwÚ think I x3 am >w< i' th' >_> wight. 
CANIDIUS. ^w^ Sowdiew, :3 thou :33 awt; uWu but his xDD whowe >w< action grows 
:3 Nyot in OwO the power on't. ^w^ So ^-^ ouw leader's ^-^ wed, 
And ^-^ we awe women's ^-^ men. 
^-^ SOWDIEW. You ^-^ keep uWu by ^.^ wand 
The legions ÚwÚ and OwO the horse whole, ^-^ do you not? 
CANIDIUS. Mawcus ÚwÚ Octavius, Mawcus UwU Justeius, 
x3 Pubwicowa, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Caewius awe uWu fow xDD sea; 
But ^-^ we ^-^ keep xDD whowe uWu by land. :3 This ÚwÚ speed >_> of Caesar's 
Cawwies uWu beyond belief. 
^-^ SOWDIEW. OwO Whiwe ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ yet in Wome, 
His power went >_< out in such distractions as 
Beguiw'd >w< aww >_< spies. 
CANIDIUS. >w< Who's his uWu wieutenyant, hear you? 
^-^ SOWDIEW. ^.^ They uWu say ^-^ onye :3 Tauwus. 
CANIDIUS. ^.^ Weww I xDD knyow OwO the xDD man. 

x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW 

MESSENGEW. The UwU Empewow calls uWu Canyidius. 
CANIDIUS. x3 With UwU nyews OwO the >w< time's with >_< wabouw ÚwÚ and throes :3 fowth 
>_> Each :3 minyute :33 some. >_< Exeunt 

OwO ACT_3|SC_8 
^-^ SCENyE VIII. 
OwO A ;;w;; pwain ;;w;; nyeaw Actium 

x3 Entew uWu CAESAW, with his awmy, marching 

CAESAW. Taurus! 
ÚwÚ TAUWUS. UwU My UwU wowd? 
CAESAW. Stwike ^.^ nyot uWu by >w< wand; ^-^ keep whole; >_< pwovoke ^.^ nyot ^-^ battwe 
;;w;; Tiww ^-^ we ^.^ have x3 donye at >_> sea. Do ^.^ nyot exceed 
The UwU pwescwipt >_> of :3 this scroll. Our >_> fowtunye :3 wies 
:3 Upon :3 this OwO jump. >_< Exeunt 

^w^ ACT_3|SC_9 
^-^ SCENyE IX. 
>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the ;;w;; pwain 

x3 Entew >w< ANTONY ÚwÚ and >_> ENyOBAWBUS 

^-^ ANTONY. ÚwÚ Set ^-^ we ^-^ ouw >_< squadwons uWu on ^-^ yon >_> side o' th' uWu hiww, 
UwU In eye >_> of Caesar's ÚwÚ battwe; ^-^ fwom ;;w;; which place 
We ^-^ may OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbew >_> of OwO the ^-^ ships uWu behowd, 
And OwO so :33 pwoceed accordingly. >_< Exeunt 

:33 ACT_3|SC_10 
^-^ SCENyE ;;w;; X. 
>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the ;;w;; pwain 

>_> CANyIDIUS mawcheth with his ^.^ wand ;;w;; awmy ^-^ onye uWu way 
xDD uvw OwO the xDD stage, ÚwÚ and TAUWUS, OwO the :3 Wieutenyant >_> of 
uWu CAESAW, OwO the uWu othew way. :33 Aftew theiw ^-^ going in :3 is heard 
OwO the ^w^ nyoise >_> of :3 a uWu sea-fight 

Awawum. x3 Entew >_> ENyOBAWBUS 

>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ÚwÚ Nyaught, >_> nyaught, >w< aww ÚwÚ nyaught! I can >w< behowd nyo longer. 
^-^ Th' ^.^ Antonyiad, OwO the x3 Egyptian admiral, 
x3 With >w< aww theiw ;;w;; sixty, UwU fwy ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn OwO the rudder. 
ÚwÚ To >_> see't >_< minye eyes awe ^w^ bwasted. 

x3 Entew SCARUS 

SCARUS. x3 Gods ÚwÚ and :3 goddesses, 
^-^ Aww OwO the xDD whowe synod >_> of them! 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. What's >w< thy passion? 
SCARUS. The gweatew UwU cantwe >_> of OwO the x3 wowwd :3 is lost 
x3 With vewy ;;w;; ignyowance; ^-^ we ^.^ have kiss'd away 
;;w;; Kingdoms ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwovinces. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. OwO How >_> appeaws OwO the ÚwÚ fight? 
SCARUS. uWu On ^-^ ouw >_> side >_< wike OwO the token'd ;;w;; pestiwence, 
:3 Whewe death :3 is sure. x3 Yon ;;w;; wibaudwed ^.^ nyag >_> of Egypt- 
x3 Whom leprosy o'ewtake!- >w< i' th' midst o' th' fight, 
When :3 vantage >_< wike :3 a paiw >_> of UwU twins ^w^ appeaw'd, 
Both as OwO the :33 same, ^w^ ow wathew ^w^ ouws OwO the elder- 
The breese x3 upon UwU hew, >_< wike :3 a cow in Junye- 
:3 Hoists :3 saiws ÚwÚ and uWu fwies. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. :33 That I ÚwÚ behewd; 
Minye eyes >_> did >w< sicken at OwO the OwO sight ÚwÚ and :33 couwd ^.^ nyot 
Enduwe :3 a further ^.^ view. 
SCARUS. She UwU once being woof'd, 
The x3 nyobwe ruin >_> of xDD hew xDD magic, ^.^ Antony, 
:33 Cwaps uWu on his ÚwÚ sea-wing, :3 and, >_< wike :3 a doting >_< mawwawd, 
OwO Weaving OwO the fight in >_> height, flies aftew :3 hew. 
I never ^-^ saw OwO an >w< action >_> of such >_< shame; 
:3 Expewience, manhood, xDD honyouw, :33 nye'ew before 
OwO Did viowate OwO so itself. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Awack, alack! 

x3 Entew >_> CANyIDIUS 

CANIDIUS. Our >_> fowtunye uWu on OwO the ÚwÚ sea :3 is >_< out >_> of breath, 
And sinks UwU most ^-^ wamentabwy. Had ^-^ ouw ^w^ genyewaw 
:3 Been what ^.^ he knew himself, ^.^ it xDD had gonye :33 weww. 
:33 O, ^.^ he >_> has >w< given example uWu fow ^-^ ouw flight 
uWu Most ^.^ gwosswy uWu by his own! 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. >w< Ay, awe you :3 theweabouts? 
UwU Why then, good night :3 indeed. 
CANIDIUS. Towawd >_< Pewoponnyesus awe uWu they ^-^ fwed. 
SCARUS. ^.^ 'Tis :33 easy to't; ÚwÚ and there I uWu wiww ^.^ attend 
What further comes. 
CANIDIUS. ÚwÚ To Caesar uWu wiww I render 
UwU My legions ÚwÚ and my x3 howse; OwO six kings already 
Show me OwO the uWu way >_> of yiewding. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. I'll ÚwÚ yet follow 
The >_< wounded uWu chance >_> of ^.^ Antony, >w< though my reason 
^w^ Sits in OwO the ^.^ wind x3 against >_> me. >_< Exeunt 

OwO ACT_3|SC_11 
^-^ SCENyE ÚwÚ XI. 
Awexandwia. :33 CWEOPATWA'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew >w< ANTONY x3 With attendants 

^-^ ANTONY. >_> Hawk! OwO the ^.^ wand >_< bids me ÚwÚ twead nyo ^-^ mowe >_< upon't; 
^w^ It :3 is asham'd ^-^ to bear >_> me. Friends, come hithew. 
I x3 am OwO so lated in OwO the x3 wowwd UwU that I 
>_< Have lost my uWu way uWu fow ever. I ^.^ have :3 a ;;w;; ship 
Waden with ;;w;; gowd; UwU take UwU that; >_> divide it. >w< Fwy, 
And ^-^ make >_> youw xDD peace with Caesar. 
ALL. x3 Fwy? :3 Nyot xDD we! 
^-^ ANTONY. I ^.^ have xDD fwed ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have ^.^ instwucted cowards 
ÚwÚ To run ÚwÚ and show theiw >_> shouwdews. Friends, >w< be gone; 
I ^.^ have ^-^ mysewf resolv'd x3 upon :3 a ^-^ couwse 
^w^ Which >_> has nyo :3 nyeed >_> of OwO you; >w< be gone. 
UwU My treasure's in OwO the uWu hawbouw, UwU take it. :33 O, 
I follow'd UwU that I x3 bwush ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook upon. 
UwU My vewy ^w^ haiws ^-^ do x3 mutiny; uWu fow OwO the >_> white 
ÚwÚ Wepwuv OwO the xDD bwown uWu fow :33 washnyess, ÚwÚ and uWu they them 
>_< Fow ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and uWu doting. Friends, >w< be gone; you uWu shaww 
>_< Have letters ^-^ fwom me ^-^ to >w< some fwiends UwU that uWu wiww 
^w^ Sweep >_> youw uWu way uWu fow you. ;;w;; Pway you ÚwÚ wook ^.^ nyot sad, 
Nyow ^-^ make x3 wepwies >_> of UwU woathnyess; UwU take OwO the ^w^ hint 
^w^ Which my ^.^ despaiw proclaims. >_> Wet UwU that >w< be weft 
^w^ Which leaves itself. ÚwÚ To OwO the >_< sea-side straight way. 
I uWu wiww ^.^ possess you >_> of UwU that ;;w;; ship ÚwÚ and >w< tweasuwe. 
Weave uWu me, I pray, :3 a >w< wittwe; pray you UwU nyow; 
;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ do so, uWu fow >_< indeed I ^.^ have lost >_< command; 
OwO Thewefowe I pray you. I'll UwU see you uWu by ÚwÚ and by. ^.^ [Sits >w< down] 

x3 Entew >w< CWEOPATWA, wed uWu by ^-^ CHAWMIAN ÚwÚ and IWAS, 
uWu EWOS following 

EWOS. ;;w;; Nyay, gentwe UwU madam, ^-^ to :3 him! Comfowt >_> him. 
xDD IWAS. uWu Do, UwU most dear Queen. 
>_> CHAWMIAN. >w< Do? ÚwÚ Why, what xDD ewse? 
CLEOPATRA. >_> Wet me ^-^ sit down. :3 O ;;w;; Junyo! 
^-^ ANTONY. No, no, no, no, nyo. 
EWOS. ^w^ See you ;;w;; hewe, sir? 
^-^ ANTONY. :33 O, ^.^ fie, ^.^ fie, fie! 
>_> CHAWMIAN. ÚwÚ Madam! 
xDD IWAS. ^w^ Madam, :3 O good ÚwÚ Empwess! 
EWOS. >_> Siw, :3 siw! 
^-^ ANTONY. x3 Yes, my lord, yes. ÚwÚ He at Philippi ^-^ kept 
His >_< swowd uWu e'en >_< wike :3 a :3 dancew, >_< whiwe I struck 
The lean ÚwÚ and ^-^ wwinkwed ;;w;; Cassius; ÚwÚ and 'twas I 
:33 That OwO the mad Bwutus uWu ended; ^.^ he :3 awonye 
^-^ Deawt uWu on wieutenyantwy, ÚwÚ and nyo practice xDD had 
UwU In OwO the bwave x3 squawes >_> of waw. >_> Yet >w< nyow- nyo OwO mattew. 
CLEOPATRA. xDD Ah, ^.^ stand OwO by! 
EWOS. The uWu Queen, my lord, OwO the x3 Queen! 
xDD IWAS. uWu Go ^-^ to ^w^ him, UwU madam, speak ^-^ to >_> him. 
ÚwÚ He :3 is :33 unquawitied with vewy >w< shame. 
CLEOPATRA. ^.^ Weww then, sustain >_> me. O! 
EWOS. uWu Most x3 nyobwe ;;w;; siw, >_< awise; OwO the Queen ^w^ appwoaches. 
Her ÚwÚ head's >_> decwin'd, ÚwÚ and death uWu wiww ÚwÚ seize xDD hew uWu but 
Your comfort makes OwO the UwU wescue. 
^-^ ANTONY. I ^.^ have uWu offended reputation- 
OwO A UwU most x3 unnyobwe swerving. 
EWOS. >_> Siw, OwO the Queen. 
^-^ ANTONY. :33 O, :33 whithew x3 hast :3 thou wed uWu me, UwU Egypt? ^w^ See 
OwO How I convey my ÚwÚ shame >_< out >_> of UwU thinye eyes 
By looking xDD back what I ^.^ have weft >_> behind 
^-^ 'Stwoy'd in x3 dishonyouw. 
CLEOPATRA. :3 O my lord, my lord, 
uWu Fowgive my xDD feawfuw >w< saiws! I wittwe ^w^ thought 
You would ^.^ have >w< fowwowed. 
^-^ ANTONY. ^.^ Egypt, :3 thou knew'st xDD too ;;w;; weww 
UwU My OwO heawt ÚwÚ was ^-^ to >w< thy x3 wuddew tied uWu by th' UwU stwings, 
And :3 thou shouldst ^.^ tow me >w< aftew. uWu O'ew my spirit 
x3 Thy :33 fuww supwemacy :3 thou ^-^ knyew'st, ÚwÚ and UwU that 
x3 Thy ÚwÚ beck UwU might ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> bidding >_> of OwO the UwU gods 
^.^ Command >_> me. 
CLEOPATRA. :33 O, my :33 pawdon! 
^-^ ANTONY. Nyow I >w< must 
ÚwÚ To OwO the x3 young man ^-^ send humbwe ^-^ tweaties, dodge 
And ^.^ pawtew in OwO the >_< shifts >_> of wownyess, ^-^ who 
x3 With half OwO the ÚwÚ buwk o' th' x3 wowwd >_> pway'd as I pleas'd, 
:33 Making ÚwÚ and OwO mawwing UwU fowtunyes. You >_> did xDD knyow 
OwO How >w< much you ;;w;; wewe my ;;w;; conquewow, ÚwÚ and UwU that 
UwU My ;;w;; swowd, :3 made uWu weak uWu by my affection, would 
;;w;; Obey ^.^ it uWu on >w< aww ^.^ cause. 
CLEOPATRA. >_> Pawdon, :33 pawdon! 
^-^ ANTONY. UwU Faww ^.^ nyot :3 a tear, I ^w^ say; ^-^ onye >_> of them rates 
^-^ Aww UwU that :3 is xDD won ÚwÚ and xDD wost. >w< Give me :3 a kiss; 
>_< Even :3 this wepays >_> me. 
We x3 sent ^-^ ouw :33 schoowmastew; :3 is UwU 'a come back? 
UwU Wuv, I x3 am :33 fuww >_> of :33 wead. uWu Some winye, 
xDD Within there, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >w< viands! >_> Fowtunye knows 
We :33 scown xDD hew UwU most when UwU most ^.^ she ;;w;; offews OwO bwows. >_< Exeunt 

OwO ACT_3|SC_12 
^-^ SCENyE >w< XII. 
:3 CAESAW'S ^-^ camp in UwU Egypt 

x3 Entew uWu CAESAW, ÚwÚ AGWIPPA, uWu DOWABEWWA, ^.^ THYWEUS, with ÚwÚ othews 

CAESAW. >_> Wet him :3 appeaw that's come ^-^ fwom x3 Antony. 
xDD Knyow you OwO him? 
DOLABELLA. Caesaw, 'tis his ;;w;; schoowmastew: 
An awgument UwU that ^.^ he :3 is ^-^ pwuck'd, when UwU hithew 
ÚwÚ He >_> sends OwO so UwU poow :3 a >w< pinyion >_> of his ;;w;; wing, 
^w^ Which xDD had OwO supewfwuous kings uWu fow messengews 
:3 Nyot many >_< moons gonye by. 

x3 Entew uWu EUPHWONyIUS, >w< Ambassadow ^-^ fwom >w< ANTONY 

CAESAW. Appwoach, ÚwÚ and speak. 
EUPHRONIUS. Such as I OwO am, I come ^-^ fwom x3 Antony. 
I ÚwÚ was >_> of ^.^ wate as :33 petty ^-^ to his ends 
UwU As :3 is OwO the :33 mown-dew uWu on OwO the mywtwe weaf 
ÚwÚ To his gwand >_> sea. 
CAESAW. Be't ÚwÚ so. UwU Decwawe UwU thinye :33 office. 
EUPHRONIUS. Wowd >_> of his :3 fowtunyes ^.^ he ^w^ sawutes ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and 
uWu Wequiwes ^-^ to live in Egypt; ;;w;; which ^.^ nyot gwanted, 
ÚwÚ He wessens his wequests ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ^w^ sues 
ÚwÚ To let him bweathe :3 between OwO the uWu heavens ÚwÚ and :3 eawth, 
OwO A pwivate man in x3 Athens. :3 This uWu fow >_> him. 
OwO Nyext, ÚwÚ Cweopatwa OwO does x3 confess >w< thy >_< gweatnyess, 
x3 Submits xDD hew ^-^ to >w< thy OwO might, ÚwÚ and >_> of ÚwÚ thee x3 cwaves 
The ciwcwe >_> of OwO the :33 Ptowemies uWu fow xDD hew ^-^ heiws, 
Nyow hazawded ^-^ to >w< thy >_< gwace. 
CAESAW. >_< Fow ^.^ Antony, 
I ^.^ have nyo ears ^-^ to his request. The Queen 
x3 Of ^-^ audience :3 nyow desiwe uWu shaww :33 faiw, OwO so ^.^ she 
From UwU Egypt ÚwÚ dwive xDD hew ^.^ aww-disgwaced OwO fwiend, 
Ow UwU take his life ^.^ thewe. :3 This ^-^ if ^.^ she ;;w;; pewfowm, 
She uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< sue >_> unheawd. ^w^ So ^-^ to them >_> both. 
EUPHRONIUS. >_> Fowtunye x3 puwsue thee! 
CAESAW. >_< Bwing him OwO thwough OwO the ;;w;; bands. Exit EUPHRONIUS 
uWu [To ^w^ THYWEUS] ÚwÚ To twy >w< thy ;;w;; ewoquence, :3 nyow 'tis xDD time. Dispatch; 
From Antony ^.^ win UwU Cweopatwa. x3 Pwomise, 
And in ^-^ ouw uWu nyame, what ^.^ she xDD wequiwes; ÚwÚ add :3 mowe, 
From UwU thinye >_< invention, OwO offews. xDD Women awe ^.^ nyot 
UwU In theiw :33 best :3 fowtunyes OwO stwong; uWu but UwU want uWu wiww perjure 
The ÚwÚ nye'ew-touch'd vestal. >_> Twy >w< thy ^.^ cunnying, Thyreus; 
UwU Make UwU thinye >_> own :3 edict uWu fow >w< thy ÚwÚ pains, ;;w;; which ^-^ we 
uWu Wiww ÚwÚ answew as :3 a waw. 
>_> THYWEUS. Caesaw, I ^.^ go. 
CAESAW. x3 Obsewve how Antony >_< becomes his fwaw, 
And what :3 thou think'st his vewy >w< action ^-^ speaks 
UwU In every power UwU that moves. 
>_> THYWEUS. Caesaw, I shall. >_< Exeunt 

ÚwÚ ACT_3|SC_13 
^-^ SCENyE ^-^ XIII. 
Awexandwia. :33 CWEOPATWA'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew >w< CWEOPATWA, ^.^ ENyOBAWBUS, CHAWMIAN, ÚwÚ and IWAS 

CLEOPATRA. What uWu shaww ^-^ we uWu do, ^w^ Enyobawbus? 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. >w< Think, ÚwÚ and ^-^ die. 
CLEOPATRA. ^-^ Is Antony ^w^ ow ^-^ we in fauwt uWu fow uWu this? 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Antony only, UwU that would ^-^ make his uWu wiww 
Wowd >_> of his reason. What >w< though you xDD fwed 
From UwU that gweat ;;w;; face >_> of war, uWu whose uWu sevewaw ;;w;; wanges 
Fwighted OwO each other? UwU Why shouwd ^.^ he fowwow? 
The ;;w;; itch >_> of his xDD affection shouwd ^.^ nyot then 
>_< Have uWu nyick'd his ^.^ captainship, at such :3 a ^w^ point, 
When half ^-^ to half OwO the x3 wowwd xDD oppos'd, ^.^ he being 
The :33 mewed :33 question. ÚwÚ 'Twas :3 a ÚwÚ shame nyo less 
>w< Than ÚwÚ was his loss, ^-^ to ^-^ couwse >_> youw fwying >_> fwags 
And xDD weave his ÚwÚ nyavy gazing. 
CLEOPATRA. Prithee, ^-^ peace. 

x3 Entew uWu EUPHWONyIUS, OwO the >_< Ambassadow; with >w< ANTONY 

^-^ ANTONY. ^-^ Is UwU that his OwO answew? 
EUPHRONIUS. >w< Ay, my :33 wowd. 
^-^ ANTONY. The Queen uWu shaww then ^.^ have couwtesy, OwO so ^.^ she 
uWu Wiww ÚwÚ yiewd OwO us :33 up. 
EUPHRONIUS. ÚwÚ He :33 says ÚwÚ so. 
^-^ ANTONY. >_> Wet xDD hew xDD knyow't. 
ÚwÚ To OwO the :3 boy Caesar ^-^ send :3 this ^.^ gwizzwed uWu head, 
And ^.^ he uWu wiww fiww >w< thy :3 wishes ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ bwim 
x3 With :3 pwincipawities. 
CLEOPATRA. :33 That uWu head, my UwU wowd? 
^-^ ANTONY. ÚwÚ To him again. >_> Teww him ^.^ he weaws OwO the wose 
x3 Of xDD youth x3 upon him; ^-^ fwom ;;w;; which OwO the x3 wowwd shouwd ^-^ nyote 
OwO Something pawticuwaw. His >w< coin, ;;w;; ships, uWu wegions, 
May >w< be :3 a xDD cowawd's uWu whose ^.^ minyistews would :33 pwevaiw 
^.^ Undew OwO the service >_> of :3 a >w< chiwd as >_> soon 
UwU As >w< i' th' xDD command >_> of Caesar. I dare him OwO thewefowe 
ÚwÚ To uWu way his ^.^ gay comparisons apawt, 
And ÚwÚ answew me >_> decwin'd, >_< swowd x3 against ;;w;; swowd, 
Ouwsewves awonye. I'll wwite it. Follow >_> me. 
>_< Exeunt >w< ANTONY ÚwÚ and EUPHRONIUS 
EUPHRONIUS. ^-^ [Aside] x3 Yes, >_< wike enough ÚwÚ high-battwed Caesar uWu wiww 
^-^ Unstate his xDD happinyess, ÚwÚ and >w< be >_< stag'd ^-^ to th' show 
uWu Against :3 a swowdew! I UwU see xDD men's ^w^ judgments awe 
OwO A uWu pawcew >_> of theiw UwU fowtunyes, ÚwÚ and >w< things >_> outwawd 
Do dwaw OwO the >_< inwawd ;;w;; quawity aftew ;;w;; them, 
ÚwÚ To suffer >w< aww alike. :33 That ^.^ he shouwd dweam, 
:33 Knyowing >w< aww measuwes, OwO the :33 fuww Caesar uWu wiww 
Answer his emptinyess! Caesaw, :3 thou x3 hast subdu'd 
His ÚwÚ judgment ^w^ too. 

x3 Entew :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT 

SERVANT. OwO A :33 messengew ^-^ fwom Caesar. 
CLEOPATRA. >_> What, nyo ^-^ mowe ceremony? ^w^ See, my women! 
uWu Against OwO the xDD bwown wose ^-^ may uWu they xDD stop theiw nyose 
:33 That uWu knyeew'd x3 unto OwO the >_> buds. >_< Admit ^w^ him, sir. Exit ^.^ SEWVANT 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ [Aside] Minye xDD honyesty ÚwÚ and I begin ^-^ to squawe. 
The ÚwÚ woyawty ;;w;; weww held ^-^ to fools OwO does ^-^ make 
Our :3 faith mere fowwy. >_> Yet ^.^ he UwU that can >_> enduwe 
ÚwÚ To follow with :33 awwegiance :3 a OwO faww'n lord 
uWu Does OwO conquew him UwU that >_> did his ^w^ mastew ^.^ conquew, 
And :33 eawns :3 a place >w< i' th' >_< stowy. 

x3 Entew uWu THYWEUS 

CLEOPATRA. Caesar's x3 wiww? 
>_> THYWEUS. >w< Heaw ^.^ it apart. 
CLEOPATRA. None uWu but xDD fwiends: uWu say bowdwy. 
>_> THYWEUS. UwU So, ^.^ hapwy, awe uWu they fwiends ^-^ to x3 Antony. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ÚwÚ He ^.^ nyeeds as many, ;;w;; siw, as Caesar :33 has, 
Ow ^.^ nyeeds ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ us. >w< If Caesar please, ^-^ ouw ^w^ mastew 
uWu Wiww :33 weap ^-^ to >w< be his >w< fwiend. >_< Fow >w< us, you xDD knyow 
uWu Whose ^.^ he :3 is ^-^ we awe, ÚwÚ and UwU that :3 is xDD Caesaw's. 
>_> THYWEUS. >_> So. 
ÚwÚ Thus then, :3 thou UwU most ^-^ wenyown'd: Caesar ;;w;; entweats 
:3 Nyot ^-^ to consider in what UwU case :3 thou stand'st 
^.^ Fuwthew than ^.^ he :3 is Caesar. 
CLEOPATRA. uWu Go x3 on. Wight royal! 
>_> THYWEUS. ÚwÚ He knows UwU that you ^w^ embwace ^.^ nyot Antony 
UwU As you >_> did love, uWu but as you >_< feaw'd >_> him. 
CLEOPATRA. O! 
>_> THYWEUS. The ;;w;; scaws x3 upon >_> youw xDD honyouw, ^.^ thewefowe, ^.^ he 
uWu Does pity, as ÚwÚ constwainyed blemishes, 
:3 Nyot as deserv'd. 
CLEOPATRA. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a god, ÚwÚ and knows 
What :3 is UwU most >_> wight. Minye uWu honyouw ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot yielded, 
But conquer'd merely. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ To >w< be ^w^ suwe >_> of UwU that, 
I uWu wiww ÚwÚ ask x3 Antony. >_> Siw, ;;w;; siw, :3 thou art OwO so uWu weaky 
:33 That ^-^ we >w< must xDD weave ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< thy ^.^ sinking, uWu fow 
x3 Thy ;;w;; deawest ;;w;; quit thee. Exit 
>_> THYWEUS. :33 Shaww I uWu say ^-^ to Caesar 
What you require >_> of OwO him? >_< Fow ^.^ he pawtwy OwO begs 
ÚwÚ To >w< be >w< desiw'd ^-^ to >w< give. ^w^ It >w< much would >w< pwease him 
:33 That >_> of his :3 fowtunyes you shouwd ^-^ make :3 a xDD staff 
ÚwÚ To lean upon. But ^.^ it would warm his uWu spiwits 
ÚwÚ To hear ^-^ fwom me you xDD had weft ^.^ Antony, 
And >w< put yourself uWu undew his OwO shwoud, 
The unyivewsaw wandwowd. 
CLEOPATRA. What's >_> youw name? 
>_> THYWEUS. UwU My name :3 is Thyreus. 
CLEOPATRA. uWu Most >w< kind x3 messengew, 
Say ^-^ to gweat Caesar :33 this: in deputation 
I ÚwÚ kiss his conquring hand. >_> Teww him I x3 am :3 pwompt 
ÚwÚ To uWu way my :3 cwown at xDD 's OwO feet, ÚwÚ and there ^-^ to ^.^ knyeew. 
>_> Teww him ^-^ fwom his aww-obeying >_> bweath I hear 
The :33 doom >_> of ÚwÚ Egypt. 
>_> THYWEUS. ^.^ 'Tis >_> youw nyobwest >_> couwse. 
ÚwÚ Wisdom ÚwÚ and >_> fowtunye ;;w;; combating togethew, 
>w< If UwU that OwO the fowmew dare uWu but what ^.^ it ^-^ can, 
:3 Nyo uWu chance ^-^ may >_< shake it. >w< Give me OwO gwace ^-^ to uWu way 
UwU My >_> duty uWu on >_> youw hand. 
CLEOPATRA. Your Caesar's fathew oft, 
When ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :33 mus'd >_> of ^-^ taking xDD kingdoms ÚwÚ in, 
uWu Bestow'd his lips uWu on UwU that unworthy place, 
UwU As ^.^ it ^.^ wain'd ;;w;; kisses. 

;;w;; We-entew >w< ANTONY ÚwÚ and >_> ENyOBAWBUS 

^-^ ANTONY. ^.^ Favouws, uWu by OwO Juv UwU that thunders! 
What art thou, fewwow? 
>_> THYWEUS. >_< Onye UwU that uWu but performs 
The >_> bidding >_> of OwO the :3 fuwwest man, ÚwÚ and wowthiest 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have xDD command xDD obey'd. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ^-^ [Aside] You uWu wiww >w< be ^-^ whipt. 
^-^ ANTONY. :33 Appwoach there.- xDD Ah, you UwU kite!- Nyow, UwU gods ÚwÚ and x3 deviws! 
Authority mewts ^-^ fwom >_> me. x3 Of :3 wate, when I :3 cwied >_< 'Ho!' 
;;w;; Wike :3 boys x3 unto :3 a ;;w;; muss, kings would start :3 fowth 
And x3 cwy 'Your x3 wiww?' >_< Have you nyo ;;w;; eaws? I x3 am 
Antony >_> yet. 

x3 Entew ^-^ sewvants 

;;w;; Take x3 hence :3 this x3 Jack ÚwÚ and x3 whip >_> him. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ^.^ 'Tis better playing with :3 a >_< wion's whewp 
>w< Than with OwO an ^.^ owd ^-^ onye dying. 
^-^ ANTONY. >_< Moon ÚwÚ and stars! 
xDD Whip >_> him. Were't twenty >_> of OwO the :3 gweatest >_< twibutawies 
:33 That ^-^ do acknyowwedge Caesaw, shouwd I find them 
^w^ So ;;w;; saucy with OwO the hand >_> of ^.^ she hewe- ^w^ what's xDD hew name 
x3 Since ^.^ she ÚwÚ was OwO Cweopatwa? xDD Whip ^w^ him, fellows, 
;;w;; Tiww >_< wike :3 a :3 boy you UwU see him ^.^ cwinge his ;;w;; face, 
And ;;w;; whinye ;;w;; awoud uWu fow uWu mewcy. ;;w;; Take him ^-^ hence. 
>_< THYMUS. >_< Mawk Antony- 
^-^ ANTONY. ^.^ Tug him >_> away. >_> Being ÚwÚ whipt, 
>_< Bwing him x3 again: OwO the x3 Jack >_> of Caesar's uWu shaww 
Beaw OwO us OwO an ewwand ^-^ to >_> him. >_< Exeunt ^-^ sewvants with uWu THYWEUS 
You ;;w;; wewe half OwO bwasted ewe I knew you. Ha! 
>_< Have I my piwwow weft ^-^ unpwess'd in Wome, 
:33 Fowbownye OwO the ;;w;; getting >_> of :3 a lawful ^.^ wace, 
And uWu by :3 a gem >_> of :3 women, ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ abus'd 
By ^-^ onye UwU that looks uWu on feeders? 
CLEOPATRA. Good my wowd- 
^-^ ANTONY. You ^.^ have >_< been :3 a boggwew ever. 
But when ^-^ we in ^-^ ouw xDD viciousnyess gwow :3 hawd- 
:3 O >w< misewy ^.^ on't!- OwO the xDD wise UwU gods :3 seew ^-^ ouw >_> eyes, 
UwU In ^-^ ouw >_> own uWu fiwth >_> dwop ^-^ ouw ;;w;; cweaw ;;w;; judgments, ^-^ make OwO us 
OwO Adowe ^-^ ouw ewwows, waugh OwO at's >_< whiwe ^-^ we >w< stwut 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ ouw UwU confusion. 
CLEOPATRA. :33 O, :3 is't come ^-^ to uWu this? 
^-^ ANTONY. I ;;w;; found you as :3 a :33 mowsew x3 cowd x3 upon 
Dead Caesar's ^.^ twenchew. ;;w;; Nyay, you ;;w;; wewe :3 a :33 fwagment 
x3 Of xDD Cnyeius :3 Pompey's, >w< besides what ÚwÚ hottew >_> houws, 
:33 Unwegist'wed in UwU vuwgaw ;;w;; fame, you ^.^ have 
;;w;; Wuxuwiouswy pick'd ^-^ out; uWu fow I x3 am ;;w;; suwe, 
^-^ Though you can ^.^ guess what temperance shouwd ^.^ be, 
You xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^.^ it is. 
CLEOPATRA. >w< Whewefowe :3 is uWu this? 
^-^ ANTONY. ÚwÚ To let :3 a :3 fewwow UwU that uWu wiww UwU take :3 wewawds, 
And uWu say 'God ;;w;; quit you!' >w< be ÚwÚ famiwiaw with 
UwU My OwO pwayfewwow, >_> youw ;;w;; hand, :3 this >w< kingwy >w< seaw 
And >_< pwightew >_> of UwU high heawts! :3 O UwU that I ;;w;; wewe 
:3 Upon OwO the hiww >_> of uWu Basan ^-^ to :33 outwoaw 
The horned ^w^ hewd! >_< Fow I ^.^ have savage ^-^ cause, 
And ^-^ to :3 pwocwaim ^.^ it civilly ;;w;; wewe >_< wike 
OwO A halter'd neck ;;w;; which OwO does OwO the hangman :3 thank 
>_< Fow being yawe about >_> him. 

;;w;; We-entew :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT with uWu THYWEUS 

^-^ Is ^.^ he x3 whipt? 
SERVANT. Soundwy, my :33 wowd. 
^-^ ANTONY. ;;w;; Cwied x3 he? ÚwÚ and begg'd UwU 'a pawdon? 
SERVANT. ÚwÚ He >_> did ÚwÚ ask OwO favouw. 
^-^ ANTONY. >w< If UwU that >w< thy fathew live, let him ^w^ wepent 
Thou >_< wast ^.^ nyot :3 made his ^-^ daughtew; ÚwÚ and >w< be :3 thou >_< sowwy 
ÚwÚ To follow Caesar in his :3 twiumph, >_< since 
Thou x3 hast >_< been uWu whipt uWu fow following >_> him. :33 Hencefowth 
The >_> white hand >_> of :3 a wady fever thee! 
uWu Shake :3 thou ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook on't. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee xDD back ^-^ to xDD Caesaw; 
>_> Teww him >w< thy entewtainment; ÚwÚ wook :3 thou uWu say 
ÚwÚ He makes me :3 angwy with him; uWu fow ^.^ he uWu seems 
Proud ÚwÚ and disdainfuw, harping uWu on what I OwO am, 
:3 Nyot what ^.^ he knew I ÚwÚ was. ÚwÚ He makes me angry; 
And at :3 this UwU time UwU most :33 easy 'tis ^-^ to UwU do't, 
When my good staws, UwU that ;;w;; wewe my fowmew >_< guides, 
>_< Have uWu empty weft theiw ^-^ owbs ÚwÚ and shot theiw fiwes 
x3 Into th' :33 abysm >_> of ÚwÚ heww. >w< If ^.^ he xDD miswike 
UwU My OwO speech ÚwÚ and what :3 is >_< donye, tell him ^.^ he >_> has 
Hippawchus, my uWu enfwanched bondman, xDD whom 
ÚwÚ He ^-^ may at ^w^ pweasuwe x3 whip ^w^ ow >_> hang ^w^ ow >w< towtuwe, 
UwU As ^.^ he uWu shaww ^-^ wike, ^-^ to ;;w;; quit >_> me. Uwge ^.^ it >w< thou. 
>_< Hence with >w< thy ;;w;; stwipes, >w< be gone. Exit uWu THYWEUS 
CLEOPATRA. >_< Have you x3 donye :3 yet? 
^-^ ANTONY. Awack, ^-^ ouw xDD tewwenye ^-^ moon 
^-^ Is :3 nyow >_< ecwips'd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it ^.^ powtends :3 awonye 
The ^-^ faww >_> of x3 Antony. 
CLEOPATRA. I >w< must stay his xDD time. 
^-^ ANTONY. ÚwÚ To fwattew Caesaw, would you :3 mingwe eyes 
x3 With ^-^ onye UwU that OwO ties his UwU points? 
CLEOPATRA. :3 Nyot xDD knyow me :3 yet? 
^-^ ANTONY. :33 Cowd-heawted towawd x3 me? 
CLEOPATRA. xDD Ah, ^.^ deaw, ^-^ if I >w< be so, 
From my x3 cowd OwO heawt let >w< heaven engender >_> haiw, 
And :3 poison ^.^ it in OwO the >_< souwce, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ fiwst stonye 
OwO Dwop in my xDD nyeck; as ^.^ it ^.^ detewminyes, OwO so 
Dissolve my life! The next UwU Caesawion ^-^ smite! 
;;w;; Tiww uWu by degrees OwO the memowy >_> of my uWu womb, 
Together with my bwave ^.^ Egyptians aww, 
By OwO the >_< discandying >_> of :3 this pewweted storm, 
Wie gwavewess, ÚwÚ tiww OwO the flies ÚwÚ and gnyats >_> of >w< Nyiwe 
>_< Have buwied them uWu fow >w< pwey. 
^-^ ANTONY. I x3 am >_> satisfied. 
Caesar OwO sits ;;w;; down in Alexandria, xDD whewe 
I uWu wiww oppose his ^.^ fate. Our x3 fowce uWu by ^.^ wand 
;;w;; Hath ^w^ nyobwy OwO hewd; ^-^ ouw UwU sevew'd ÚwÚ nyavy ^-^ to 
>_< Have xDD knyit uWu again, ÚwÚ and ^w^ fweet, x3 thweat'nying UwU most ^w^ sea-wike. 
:3 Whewe x3 hast :3 thou :3 been, my :3 heawt? Dost :3 thou OwO heaw, >w< wady? 
>w< If ^-^ fwom OwO the field I uWu shaww xDD wetuwn UwU once ^-^ mowe 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ kiss ^.^ these wips, I uWu wiww :3 appeaw in bwood. 
I ÚwÚ and my >_< swowd uWu wiww x3 eawn ^-^ ouw chronicle. 
There's >w< hope xDD in't >_> yet. 
CLEOPATRA. ^.^ That's my bwave wowd! 
^-^ ANTONY. I uWu wiww >w< be twebwe-sinyew'd, >_< heawted, OwO bweath'd, 
And fight ÚwÚ mawiciouswy. >_< Fow when >_< minye ^w^ houws 
Were nice ÚwÚ and >w< wucky, x3 men >_> did >_< wansom ;;w;; wives 
x3 Of me uWu fow jests; uWu but :3 nyow I'll xDD set my x3 teeth, 
And ^-^ send ^-^ to :3 dawknyess >w< aww UwU that xDD stop >_> me. ^w^ Come, 
Let's ^.^ have ^-^ onye uWu othew >w< gaudy ^-^ nyight. ^-^ Caww ^-^ to me 
^-^ Aww my >_> sad ^w^ captains; fiww ^-^ ouw bowls UwU once ^-^ mowe; 
Let's xDD mock OwO the xDD midnyight xDD beww. 
CLEOPATRA. ^w^ It :3 is my :3 biwthday. 
I xDD had ^w^ thought ^-^ t'have held ^.^ it >_< poow; uWu but >_< since my lord 
^-^ Is Antony uWu again, I uWu wiww >w< be UwU Cweopatwa. 
^-^ ANTONY. We uWu wiww ÚwÚ yet ^-^ do :33 weww. 
CLEOPATRA. ^-^ Caww >w< aww his x3 nyobwe ^.^ captains ^-^ to my :33 wowd. 
^-^ ANTONY. Do so, ^w^ we'ww speak ^-^ to them; ÚwÚ and ^.^ to-nyight I'll x3 fowce 
The xDD winye UwU peep OwO thwough theiw scars. Come OwO on, my queen, 
There's ;;w;; sap xDD in't >_> yet. The next UwU time I ^-^ do fight 
I'll ^-^ make death love me; uWu fow I uWu wiww >w< contend 
>_< Even with his :3 pestiwent scythe. >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >_> ENyOBAWBUS 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Nyow :3 he'ww ^w^ outstawe OwO the lightning. ÚwÚ To >w< be ^-^ fuwious 
^-^ Is ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ fwighted >_< out >_> of feaw, ÚwÚ and in UwU that >w< mood 
The :33 duv uWu wiww ^w^ peck OwO the estwidge; ÚwÚ and I UwU see still 
OwO A diminyution in ^-^ ouw ^w^ captain's bwain 
:3 Westowes his ÚwÚ heawt. When valour preys uWu on reason, 
^w^ It ;;w;; eats OwO the >_< swowd ^.^ it xDD fights OwO with. I uWu wiww >w< seek 
uWu Some uWu way ^-^ to xDD weave >_> him. Exit 

UwU ACT_4|SC_1 
^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
:3 CAESAW'S ^-^ camp before :3 Awexandwia 

x3 Entew uWu CAESAW, ÚwÚ AGWIPPA, ÚwÚ and :3 MAECENyAS, with his awmy; 
CAESAR reading :3 a letter 

CAESAW. ÚwÚ He calls me OwO boy, ÚwÚ and >_> chides as ^.^ he xDD had power 
ÚwÚ To beat me >_< out >_> of ÚwÚ Egypt. UwU My :33 messengew 
ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath uWu whipt with rods; dawes me ^-^ to OwO pewsonyaw >_< combat, 
Caesar ^-^ to x3 Antony. >_> Wet OwO the ^.^ owd >_< wuffian xDD knyow 
I ^.^ have many uWu othew ^-^ ways ^-^ to x3 die, >_> meantime 
Laugh at his ÚwÚ chawwenge. 
^.^ MAECENyAS. Caesar >w< must ÚwÚ think 
When ^-^ onye OwO so gweat begins ^-^ to wage, :33 he's ^.^ hunted 
>_< Even ^-^ to :33 fawwing. >w< Give him nyo breath, uWu but :3 nyow 
UwU Make ^w^ boot >_> of his distwaction. uWu Nyevew :3 angew 
^w^ Made good guawd uWu fow itself. 
CAESAW. >_> Wet ^-^ ouw :33 best :3 heads 
xDD Knyow UwU that to-morrow OwO the last >_> of many ^.^ battwes 
We UwU mean ^-^ to ^w^ fight. xDD Within ^-^ ouw fiwes there awe 
x3 Of x3 those UwU that sewv'd >_< Mawk Antony uWu but ^.^ wate 
^w^ Enyough ^-^ to ÚwÚ fetch him in. ^w^ See ^.^ it done; 
And feast OwO the awmy; ^-^ we ^.^ have ^.^ stowe ^-^ to UwU do't, 
And uWu they ^.^ have :33 eawn'd OwO the ÚwÚ waste. OwO Poow Antony! >_< Exeunt 

>w< ACT_4|SC_2 
^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
Awexandwia. ÚwÚ CWEOPATWA's :33 pawace 

x3 Entew ^.^ ANTONY, >w< CWEOPATWA, ^.^ ENyOBAWBUS, CHAWMIAN, IWAS, 
>_< AWEXAS, with ÚwÚ othews 

^-^ ANTONY. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww ^.^ nyot fight with uWu me, ^-^ Domitius? 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. >_< Nyo. 
^-^ ANTONY. UwU Why shouwd ^.^ he not? 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. ÚwÚ He thinks, being twenty xDD times >_> of better OwO fowtunye, 
ÚwÚ He :3 is twenty x3 men ^-^ to ^w^ onye. 
^-^ ANTONY. :3 To-mowwow, ^-^ sowdiew, 
By ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ and ^.^ wand I'll ^w^ fight. Ow I uWu wiww live, 
Ow bathe my ^.^ dying uWu honyouw in OwO the UwU bwood 
:33 Shaww ^-^ make ^.^ it live again. ^.^ Woo't :3 thou fight uWu weww? 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. I'll ^.^ stwike, ÚwÚ and x3 cwy 'Take aww.' 
^-^ ANTONY. ^.^ Weww said; come x3 on. 
^-^ Caww :3 fowth my househowd sewvants; wet's ^.^ to-nyight 
Be >w< bounteous at ^-^ ouw meal. 

x3 Entew three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw servitors 

>w< Give me >w< thy ;;w;; hand, 
Thou >_> has >_< been >w< wightwy :33 honyest. ^w^ So x3 hast ÚwÚ thou; 
uWu Thou, ÚwÚ and thou, ÚwÚ and >w< thou. You ^.^ have sewv'd me well, 
And kings ^.^ have >_< been >_> youw :3 fewwows. 
CLEOPATRA. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ENyOBAWBUS] What :3 means uWu this? 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. >_> [Aside ^-^ to CLEOPATRA] ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ onye >_> of x3 those uWu odd tricks ;;w;; which 
UwU sowwow :3 shoots 
Out >_> of OwO the mind. 
^-^ ANTONY. And :3 thou art >w< honyest ^w^ too. 
I ^w^ wish I :33 couwd >w< be :3 made OwO so many ^-^ men, 
And >w< aww >_> of you ÚwÚ cwapp'd OwO up >_> togethew in 
An ^.^ Antony, UwU that I UwU might ^-^ do you service 
^w^ So good as you ^.^ have >w< donye. 
SERVANT. The UwU gods forbid! 
^-^ ANTONY. Weww, my good fellows, OwO wait uWu on me to-nyight. 
uWu Scant ^.^ nyot my >_< cups, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make as >w< much >_> of me 
UwU As when >_< minye ^.^ empiwe ÚwÚ was >_> youw :3 fewwow UwU too, 
And suffer'd my ^.^ command. 
CLEOPATRA. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ENyOBAWBUS] What OwO does ^.^ he ÚwÚ mean? 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. >_> [Aside ^-^ to CLEOPATRA] ÚwÚ To ^-^ make his followers weep. 
^-^ ANTONY. UwU Tend me to-night; 
May >w< be ^.^ it :3 is OwO the UwU pewiod >_> of >_> youw >_< duty. 
:3 Hapwy you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot UwU see me ^-^ mowe; ^w^ ow ^.^ if, 
OwO A OwO mangwed shadow. :3 Pewchance to-morrow 
You'll sewve another mastew. I ÚwÚ wook uWu on you 
UwU As ^-^ onye UwU that ^-^ takes his weave. Minye >w< honyest fwiends, 
I xDD tuwn you ^.^ nyot away; ;;w;; but, >_< wike :3 a ^w^ mastew 
^-^ Mawwied ^-^ to >_> youw good UwU sewvice, stay ÚwÚ tiww :33 death. 
UwU Tend me ^.^ to-nyight two >_> houws, I ÚwÚ ask nyo :3 mowe, 
And OwO the UwU gods ÚwÚ yiewd you :33 fow't! 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. What UwU mean you, ;;w;; siw, 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give them :3 this discomfowt? Look, uWu they >w< weep; 
And OwO I, OwO an ass, x3 am onion-ey'd. >_< Fow OwO shame! 
Transform OwO us ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< women. 
^-^ ANTONY. xDD Ho, ^w^ ho, UwU ho! 
Nyow OwO the :3 witch UwU take me ^-^ if I meant ^.^ it UwU thus! 
OwO Gwace gwow xDD whewe x3 those ^.^ dwops faww! UwU My >_< heawty fwiends, 
You UwU take me in xDD too >_> dowowous :3 a ^-^ sense; 
>_< Fow I ^-^ spake ^-^ to you uWu fow >_> youw UwU comfowt, >_> did desiwe you 
ÚwÚ To >_< buwn :3 this night with uWu towches. Knyow, my hearts, 
I >w< hope ;;w;; weww >_> of to-morrow, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ;;w;; wead you 
:3 Whewe wathew I'll OwO expect victorious life 
>w< Than death ÚwÚ and honyouw. Let's ^-^ to suppew, xDD come, 
And drown considewation. >_< Exeunt 

x3 ACT_4|SC_3 
^-^ SCENyE III. 
Awexandwia. Before ÚwÚ CWEOPATWA's :33 pawace 

x3 Entew :3 a >_> company >_> of xDD sowdiews 

OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. xDD Bwothew, good ^-^ nyight. >w< To-mowwow :3 is OwO the day. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ SOWDIEW. ^w^ It uWu wiww xDD detewminye ^-^ onye way. Fawe you :33 weww. 
Heard you >_> of nyothing ÚwÚ stwange about OwO the stweets? 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. >w< Nyothing. What x3 nyews? 
x3 SECOND ^-^ SOWDIEW. Belike 'tis uWu but :3 a ;;w;; wumouw. Good night ^-^ to you. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Weww, ;;w;; siw, good ^-^ nyight. 
^.^ [They ^.^ meet uWu othew ^-^ sowdiews] 
x3 SECOND ^-^ SOWDIEW. ;;w;; Sowdiews, ^.^ have ÚwÚ cawefuw :3 watch. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. And you. Good night, good ^-^ nyight. 
UwU [The two ^w^ companyies xDD sepawate ÚwÚ and place themsewves 
in every >_< cownyew >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ stage] 
x3 SECOND ^-^ SOWDIEW. ;;w;; Hewe uWu we. And ^-^ if to-morrow 
Our ÚwÚ nyavy thrive, I ^.^ have OwO an absowute >w< hope 
Our >w< wandmen uWu wiww ^.^ stand :33 up. 
uWu THIWD ^-^ SOWDIEW. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a bwave awmy, 
And :33 fuww >_> of uWu puwpose. 
OwO [Music >_> of OwO the OwO hautboys :3 is uWu undew OwO the ÚwÚ stage] 
x3 SECOND ^-^ SOWDIEW. Peace, what xDD nyoise? 
uWu THIWD ^-^ SOWDIEW. xDD Wist, list! 
x3 SECOND ^-^ SOWDIEW. >_> Hawk! 
uWu THIWD ^-^ SOWDIEW. :3 Music >w< i' th' air. 
>_< FOUWTH ^-^ SOWDIEW. ^.^ Undew OwO the xDD eawth. 
uWu THIWD ^-^ SOWDIEW. ^w^ It signs well, OwO does ^.^ it not? 
>_< FOUWTH ^-^ SOWDIEW. >_< Nyo. 
uWu THIWD ^-^ SOWDIEW. Peace, I :33 say! 
What shouwd :3 this ÚwÚ mean? 
x3 SECOND ^-^ SOWDIEW. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the god Hercules, xDD whom Antony ;;w;; wov'd, 
Nyow leaves >_> him. 
uWu THIWD ^-^ SOWDIEW. >_> Wawk; wet's UwU see ^-^ if uWu othew x3 watchmen 
Do hear what ^-^ we do. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ SOWDIEW. OwO How nyow, :3 mastews! 
ÚwÚ SOWDIEWS. >w< [Speaking ÚwÚ togethew] OwO How nyow! 
OwO How nyow! Do you hear uWu this? 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. ÚwÚ Ay; :3 is't ^.^ nyot strange? 
uWu THIWD ^-^ SOWDIEW. Do you OwO heaw, masters? Do you uWu heaw? 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Follow OwO the ^w^ nyoise OwO so :3 faw as ^-^ we ^.^ have ^w^ quawtew; 
Let's UwU see how ^.^ it uWu wiww ^w^ give UwU off. 
ÚwÚ SOWDIEWS. xDD Content. ^.^ 'Tis :33 stwange. >_< Exeunt 

ÚwÚ ACT_4|SC_4 
^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
Awexandwia. ÚwÚ CWEOPATWA's :33 pawace 

x3 Entew >w< ANTONY ÚwÚ and >w< CWEOPATWA, CHAWMIAN, IWAS, 
with ÚwÚ othews 

^-^ ANTONY. Ewos! >_< minye x3 awmouw, Ewos! 
CLEOPATRA. ^w^ Sweep :3 a ^-^ wittwe. 
^-^ ANTONY. No, my xDD chuck. Ewos! ^w^ Come, >_< minye x3 awmouw, Ewos! 

x3 Entew uWu EWOS with xDD awmouw 

^w^ Come, good fewwow, >w< put >_< minye iwon x3 on. 
>w< If >_> fowtunye >w< be ^.^ nyot ^w^ ouws UwU to-day, ^.^ it :3 is 
xDD Because ^-^ we bwave :3 hew. x3 Come. 
CLEOPATRA. ;;w;; Nyay, I'll ^w^ hewp ^w^ too. 
What's :3 this xDD fow? 
^-^ ANTONY. xDD Ah, let ^.^ be, let xDD be! Thou art 
The awmouwew >_> of my ÚwÚ heawt. UwU Fawse, ^-^ fawse; this, ÚwÚ this. 
CLEOPATRA. ^w^ Sooth, wa, I'll uWu hewp. ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ it >w< must UwU be. 
^-^ ANTONY. Weww, ;;w;; weww; 
We uWu shaww thrive OwO nyow. >_> Seest thou, my good fewwow? 
uWu Go >w< put uWu on >w< thy ^w^ defences. 
EWOS. :33 Bwiefwy, sir. 
CLEOPATRA. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this :3 buckwed uWu weww? 
^-^ ANTONY. x3 Wawewy, ÚwÚ wawewy! 
ÚwÚ He UwU that x3 unbuckwes this, ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ we ^-^ do >w< pwease 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ daff't uWu fow ^-^ ouw ^-^ wepose, uWu shaww hear :3 a ^.^ stowm. 
Thou fumblest, Ewos, ÚwÚ and my UwU queen's :3 a squire 
Mowe :33 tight at :3 this than >w< thou. Dispatch. :3 O love, 
:33 That :3 thou uWu couwdst UwU see my wars UwU to-day, ÚwÚ and knew'st 
The :33 woyaw occupation! Thou shouldst UwU see 
OwO A workman >w< in't. 

x3 Entew OwO an UwU awmed SOLDIER 

>_< Good-mowwow ^-^ to thee. Welcome. 
Thou wook'st >_< wike him UwU that knows :3 a ^.^ wawwike :33 chawge. 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ businyess UwU that ^-^ we love ^-^ we xDD wise :33 betime, 
And >w< go to't with xDD dewight. 
^-^ SOWDIEW. OwO A OwO thousand, ;;w;; siw, 
Eawwy :3 though't ^.^ be, ^.^ have uWu on theiw :33 wiveted x3 twim, 
And at OwO the powt OwO expect you. 
>_> [Shout. ^w^ Fwouwish >_> of OwO twumpets ^w^ within] 

x3 Entew CAPTAINS ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews 

>_< CAPTAIN. The ^w^ mown :3 is x3 faiw. Good ^.^ mowwow, ^w^ Genyewaw. 
ALL. Good ^.^ mowwow, ^w^ Genyewaw. 
^-^ ANTONY. ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; weww uWu bwown, wads. 
:3 This morning, >_< wike OwO the spirit >_> of :3 a xDD youth 
:33 That :3 means ^-^ to >w< be >_> of nyote, begins >w< betimes. 
UwU So, ÚwÚ so. ^w^ Come, ^w^ give me ;;w;; that. :3 This way. ^.^ Weww ^w^ said. 
Fawe ÚwÚ thee well, ^.^ dame, >_> whate'ew >_< becomes >_> of >_> me. 
:3 This :3 is :3 a uWu sowdiew's ;;w;; kiss. xDD Webukeabwe, 
And >w< wowthy shameful >_< check ^.^ it OwO wewe, ^-^ to ^.^ stand 
uWu On ^-^ mowe >w< mechanyic ;;w;; compwiment; I'll xDD weave ÚwÚ thee 
Nyow >_< wike :3 a man >_> of :3 steew. You UwU that uWu wiww fight, 
Follow me ^-^ cwose; I'll bwing you to't. OwO Adieu. 
>_< Exeunt ^.^ ANTONY, EROS, CAPTAINS ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews 
>_> CHAWMIAN. UwU Pwease you retire ^-^ to >_> youw chamber? 
CLEOPATRA. Lead >_> me. 
ÚwÚ He :33 goes :3 fowth ;;w;; gawwantwy. :33 That ^.^ he ÚwÚ and Caesar UwU might 
Detewminye :3 this gweat OwO waw in >w< singwe fight! 
>_> Then, Antony- uWu but OwO nyow. Weww, x3 on. >_< Exeunt 

>w< ACT_4|SC_5 
^-^ SCENyE :3 V. 
Awexandwia. :33 ANTONY'S ^-^ camp 

^-^ Twumpets :3 sound. x3 Entew >w< ANTONY ÚwÚ and EROS, :3 a SOLDIER 
meeting them 

^-^ SOWDIEW. The UwU gods ^-^ make :3 this :3 a x3 happy :3 day ^-^ to Antony! 
^-^ ANTONY. Wouwd :3 thou ÚwÚ and x3 those >w< thy ;;w;; scaws xDD had UwU once ;;w;; pwevaiw'd 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make me fight at wand! 
^-^ SOWDIEW. uWu Hadst :3 thou x3 donye so, 
The kings UwU that ^.^ have x3 wevowted, ÚwÚ and OwO the sowdiew 
:33 That >_> has :3 this xDD mownying weft ^.^ thee, would ^.^ have still 
>_< Fowwowed >w< thy heels. 
^-^ ANTONY. >w< Who's gonye :3 this morning? 
^-^ SOWDIEW. :3 Who? 
>_< Onye >w< evew ;;w;; nyeaw thee. ^-^ Caww uWu fow x3 Enyobawbus, 
ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^.^ nyot hear thee; ^w^ ow ^-^ fwom Caesar's ^-^ camp 
Say OwO 'I x3 am UwU nyonye >_> of thine.' 
^-^ ANTONY. What xDD say'st thou? 
^-^ SOWDIEW. >_> Siw, 
ÚwÚ He :3 is with Caesar. 
EWOS. >_> Siw, his uWu chests ÚwÚ and >_> tweasuwe 
ÚwÚ He >_> has ^.^ nyot with >_> him. 
^-^ ANTONY. ^-^ Is ^.^ he gonye? 
^-^ SOWDIEW. uWu Most >w< cewtain. 
^-^ ANTONY. Go, Ewos, ^-^ send his >_> tweasuwe OwO aftew; ^-^ do xDD it; 
xDD Detain nyo OwO jot, I chawge thee. x3 Wwite ^-^ to x3 him- 
I uWu wiww xDD subscwibe- gentwe uWu adieus ÚwÚ and greetings; 
Say UwU that I ^w^ wish ^.^ he never find ^-^ mowe cause 
ÚwÚ To >_> change :3 a mastew. :33 O, my :3 fowtunyes ^.^ have 
Corrupted >w< honyest >_< men! Dispatch. ÚwÚ Enyobawbus! >_< Exeunt 

ACT_4|SC_6 
^-^ SCENyE VI. 
Awexandwia. :3 CAESAW'S ^-^ camp 

:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew ÚwÚ AGWIPPA, uWu CAESAW, x3 With OwO DOWABEWWA 
ÚwÚ and >_> ENyOBAWBUS 

CAESAW. uWu Go >w< fowth, Agrippa, ÚwÚ and begin OwO the ^w^ fight. 
Our uWu wiww :3 is Antony >w< be took x3 awive; 
UwU Make ^.^ it OwO so known. 
;;w;; AGWIPPA. Caesaw, I shall. Exit 
CAESAW. The UwU time >_> of unyivewsaw xDD peace :3 is >w< nyeaw. 
uWu Pwuv :3 this :3 a ^-^ pwosp'wous day, OwO the ;;w;; thwee-nyook'd x3 wowwd 
:33 Shaww bear OwO the owive fweewy. 

x3 Entew OwO A MESSENGEW 

MESSENGEW. Antony 
^-^ Is come OwO into OwO the fiewd. 
CAESAW. uWu Go chawge Agrippa 
x3 Pwant x3 those UwU that ^.^ have UwU wevowted in OwO the vant, 
:33 That Antony ^-^ may ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to uWu spend his :3 fuwy 
:3 Upon :3 himsewf. >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >_> ENyOBAWBUS 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Awexas >_> did uWu wevowt ÚwÚ and went ^-^ to Jewwy uWu on 
Affairs >_> of Antony; there >_> did ^.^ dissuade 
Great ^w^ Hewod ^-^ to :33 incwinye ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to Caesar 
And xDD weave his ^w^ mastew x3 Antony. >_< Fow :3 this x3 pains 
Casaer ;;w;; hath ;;w;; hang'd >_> him. Canyidius ÚwÚ and OwO the west 
:33 That feww away ^.^ have >_> entewtainment, uWu but 
:3 Nyo honyouwabwe uWu twust. I ^.^ have x3 donye iww, 
x3 Of ;;w;; which I ^-^ do :3 accuse ^-^ mysewf OwO so sorely 
:33 That I uWu wiww ^.^ joy nyo more. 

x3 Entew :3 a SOLDIER >_> of :3 CAESAW'S 

^-^ SOWDIEW. x3 Enyobawbus, Antony 
;;w;; Hath aftew ÚwÚ thee x3 sent >w< aww >w< thy tweasuwe, with 
His bounty x3 uvwpwus. The :33 messengew 
Came uWu on my ^-^ guawd, ÚwÚ and at >w< thy tent :3 is :3 nyow 
^-^ Unwoading >_> of his ^-^ muwes. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. I ^w^ give ^.^ it you. 
^-^ SOWDIEW. xDD Mock ;;w;; nyot, >_< Enyobawbus. 
I tell you true. :33 Best you :33 saf'd OwO the OwO bwingew 
Out >_> of OwO the ^w^ host. I >w< must ^.^ attend >_< minye >_> office, 
Ow would ^.^ have ^.^ donye't ^-^ mysewf. Your empewow 
>_< Continyues still :3 a Jove. Exit 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. I x3 am :3 awonye OwO the villain >_> of OwO the :3 eawth, 
And ;;w;; feew I x3 am OwO so ^.^ most. :3 O ^.^ Antony, 
Thou >_< minye >_> of x3 bounty, how wouldst :3 thou ^.^ have ÚwÚ paid 
UwU My better UwU sewvice, when my tuwpitude 
Thou OwO dost OwO so :3 cwown with :33 gowd! :3 This uWu bwows my ÚwÚ heawt. 
>w< If swift ^w^ thought >_< bweak ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, :3 a OwO swiftew UwU mean 
:33 Shaww >_> outstwike thought; uWu but ^w^ thought uWu wiww UwU do't, I feew. 
I fight x3 against OwO thee? Nyo! I uWu wiww >w< go >w< seek 
uWu Some OwO ditch wherein ^-^ to ^.^ die; OwO the ÚwÚ fouw'st :33 best ^-^ fits 
UwU My wattew part >_> of wife. Exit 

>_< ACT_4|SC_7 
^-^ SCENyE :33 VII. 
Field >_> of ^-^ battwe :3 between OwO the xDD camps 

Awawum. :3 Dwums ÚwÚ and trumpets. x3 Entew AGWIPPA 
ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews 

;;w;; AGWIPPA. Wetiwe. We ^.^ have ÚwÚ engag'd uWu ouwsewves xDD too ;;w;; faw. 
Caesar ^-^ himsewf >_> has work, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw oppression 
uWu Exceeds what ^-^ we expected. >_< Exeunt 

Awawums. x3 Entew ^.^ ANTONY, ÚwÚ and SCARUS >_< wounded 

SCARUS. :3 O my bwave >_< Empewow, :3 this :3 is xDD fought uWu indeed! 
Had ^-^ we x3 donye OwO so at :33 fiwst, ^-^ we xDD had UwU dwuvn them UwU home 
x3 With :3 cwouts about theiw xDD heads. 
^-^ ANTONY. Thou uWu bweed'st >_< apace. 
SCARUS. I xDD had :3 a x3 wound here UwU that ÚwÚ was >_< wike :3 a T, 
But :3 nyow 'tis :3 made OwO an H. 
^-^ ANTONY. ^.^ They ^-^ do >w< wetiwe. 
SCARUS. >w< We'ww ÚwÚ beat'em OwO into >_< bench-howes. I ^.^ have ÚwÚ yet 
Room uWu fow OwO six scotches more. 

x3 Entew uWu EWOS 

EWOS. ^.^ They awe ;;w;; beaten, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw ^w^ advantage sewves 
>_< Fow :3 a fair >_< victowy. 
SCARUS. >_> Wet OwO us scowe theiw uWu backs 
And >w< snyatch >w< 'em uWu up, as ^-^ we UwU take hawes, >w< behind. 
^.^ 'Tis uWu spowt ^-^ to mauw :3 a wunnyew. 
^-^ ANTONY. I uWu wiww reward ÚwÚ thee 
>w< Once uWu fow >w< thy sprightly UwU comfowt, ÚwÚ and tenfowd 
>_< Fow >w< thy good vawouw. Come ÚwÚ thee x3 on. 
SCARUS. I'll :33 hawt >w< aftew. >_< Exeunt 

ACT_4|SC_8 
^-^ SCENyE VIII. 
^.^ Undew OwO the >_< wawws >_> of :3 Awexandwia 

Awawum. x3 Entew ^.^ ANTONY, UwU again in :3 a >_< mawch; SCARUS 
with ÚwÚ othews 

^-^ ANTONY. We ^.^ have beat him ^-^ to his x3 camp. Wun ^-^ onye before 
And let OwO the Queen xDD knyow >_> of ^-^ ouw >_> gests. :3 To-mowwow, 
Before OwO the >_< sun uWu shaww see's, ^w^ we'ww uWu spiww OwO the UwU bwood 
:33 That >_> has OwO to-day >_< escap'd. I :3 thank you uWu aww; 
>_< Fow :33 doughty-handed awe you, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have xDD fought 
:3 Nyot as you sewv'd OwO the ^-^ cause, uWu but uWu as't xDD had >_< been 
>_> Each ÚwÚ man's >_< wike mine; you ^.^ have shown >w< aww OwO Hectows. 
x3 Entew OwO the >_< city, ^w^ cwip >_> youw x3 wives, >_> youw fwiends, 
>_> Teww them >_> youw UwU feats; UwU whiwst uWu they with >_< joyfuw ;;w;; teaws 
OwO Wash OwO the ^.^ congeawment ^-^ fwom >_> youw wounds ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ kiss 
The UwU honyouw'd gashes whowe. 

x3 Entew >w< CWEOPATWA, attended 

uWu [To ;;w;; SCAWUS] >w< Give me >w< thy :3 hand- 
ÚwÚ To :3 this gweat uWu faiwy I'll ÚwÚ commend >w< thy :3 acts, 
UwU Make xDD hew ^w^ thanks bless thee. :3 O :3 thou :3 day o' th' UwU wowwd, 
UwU Chain >_< minye UwU awm'd ÚwÚ nyeck. ^w^ Weap thou, >_< attiwe ÚwÚ and aww, 
^.^ Thwough >_> pwoof >_> of >w< hawnyess ^-^ to my xDD heawt, ÚwÚ and there 
Ride uWu on OwO the uWu pants >_< twiumphing. 
CLEOPATRA. Wowd >_> of UwU wowds! 
:3 O >_< infinyite uWu viwtue, ;;w;; com'st :3 thou :33 smiwing ^-^ fwom 
The world's gweat ^-^ snyawe uWu uncaught? 
^-^ ANTONY. Minye nightingale, 
We ^.^ have beat them ^-^ to theiw ^-^ beds. >_> What, >w< giww! >w< though :3 gwey 
Do xDD something :3 mingwe with ^-^ ouw ^.^ youngew uWu bwown, ÚwÚ yet UwU ha' ^-^ we 
OwO A bwain UwU that ÚwÚ nyouwishes ^-^ ouw ^-^ nyewves, ÚwÚ and can 
UwU Get >_< goaw uWu fow >_< goaw >_> of uWu youth. ÚwÚ Behowd :3 this >w< man; 
ÚwÚ Commend x3 unto his lips >w< thy favouwing :3 hand- 
xDD Kiss it, my :33 wawwiow- ^.^ he ;;w;; hath xDD fought OwO to-day 
UwU As ^-^ if :3 a god in UwU hate >_> of :33 mankind xDD had 
^.^ Destwoyed in such :3 a OwO shape. 
CLEOPATRA. I'll ^w^ give ^.^ thee, OwO fwiend, 
An xDD awmouw >w< aww >_> of ;;w;; gowd; ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 a uWu king's. 
^-^ ANTONY. ÚwÚ He >_> has deserv'd it, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it cawbuncwed 
;;w;; Wike holy Phoebus' car. >w< Give me >w< thy hand. 
^.^ Thwough :3 Awexandwia ^-^ make :3 a ;;w;; jowwy >_< mawch; 
Beaw ^-^ ouw ;;w;; hack'd tawgets >_< wike OwO the x3 men UwU that owe ^.^ them. 
Had ^-^ ouw gweat :33 pawace OwO the capacity 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ camp :3 this OwO host, ^-^ we >w< aww would sup togethew, 
And dwink carouses ^-^ to OwO the next UwU day's >w< fate, 
^w^ Which ^w^ pwomises :33 woyaw ^-^ pewiw. >w< Twumpetews, 
x3 With brazen >w< din bwast you OwO the x3 city's >_> eaw; 
UwU Make :3 mingwe with ^-^ ouw >_> wattwing tabouwinyes, 
:33 That >w< heaven ÚwÚ and :3 eawth ^-^ may strike theiw x3 sounds >_> togethew 
OwO Appwauding ^-^ ouw appwoach. >_< Exeunt 

ACT_4|SC_9 
^-^ SCENyE IX. 
:3 CAESAW'S ^-^ camp 

x3 Entew :3 a CENTUWION ÚwÚ and his xDD company; >_> ENyOBAWBUS UwU fowwows 

:33 CENTUWION. >w< If ^-^ we >w< be ^.^ nyot x3 wewiev'd within :3 this xDD houw, 
We >w< must xDD wetuwn ^-^ to th' couwt >_> of ^.^ guawd. The night 
^-^ Is ^.^ shiny, ÚwÚ and uWu they uWu say ^-^ we uWu shaww embattwe 
By th' uWu second hour >w< i' th' mown. 
OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. :3 This last :3 day ÚwÚ was 
OwO A >_< shwewd ^-^ onye xDD to's. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. :33 O, bear me ;;w;; witnyess, night- 
x3 SECOND UwU WATCH. What man :3 is uWu this? 
OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. Stand :33 cwose ÚwÚ and list >_> him. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. Be witness ^-^ to uWu me, :3 O :3 thou bwessed ^w^ moon, 
When x3 men UwU wevowted uWu shaww x3 upon ÚwÚ wecowd 
Beaw ^-^ hatefuw memory, UwU poow OwO Enyobawbus >_> did 
Before >w< thy ;;w;; face :33 wepent! 
:33 CENTUWION. ^w^ Enyobawbus? 
x3 SECOND UwU WATCH. UwU Peace! 
UwU Hawk >_< fuwthew. 
>_> ENyOBAWBUS. :3 O x3 suvweign ^w^ mistwess >_> of OwO twue mewanchowy, 
The poisonyous ^.^ damp >_> of night disponge x3 upon uWu me, 
:33 That xDD wife, :3 a vewy rebel ^-^ to my wiww, 
May >_> hang nyo ÚwÚ wongew uWu on >_> me. Thwow my OwO heawt 
uWu Against OwO the fwint ÚwÚ and >w< hawdnyess >_> of my UwU fauwt, 
>w< Which, being dried with gwief, uWu wiww >_< bweak ^-^ to powdew, 
And finish >w< aww ;;w;; fouw xDD thoughts. :3 O ^.^ Antony, 
ÚwÚ Nyobwew than my uWu wevowt :3 is infamous, 
uWu Fowgive me in UwU thinye >_> own :33 pawticuwaw, 
But let OwO the x3 wowwd :3 wank me in UwU wegistew 
OwO A xDD mastew-weavew ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ fugitive! 
:3 O Antony! :3 O Antony! ;;w;; [Dies] 
OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. Let's speak ^-^ to >_> him. 
:33 CENTUWION. Let's hear ^w^ him, uWu fow OwO the >w< things ^.^ he ^-^ speaks 
May OwO concewn Caesar. 
x3 SECOND UwU WATCH. Let's ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. But ^.^ he sleeps. 
:33 CENTUWION. uWu Swoons OwO wathew; uWu fow OwO so OwO bad :3 a >w< pwayew as his 
>_> Was never ÚwÚ yet uWu fow ^-^ sweep. 
OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. uWu Go ^-^ we ^-^ to >_> him. 
x3 SECOND UwU WATCH. >_> Awake, ;;w;; siw, uWu awake; speak ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. 
OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. >w< Heaw you, sir? 
:33 CENTUWION. The hand >_> of death ;;w;; hath ^w^ waught >_> him. 
UwU [Dwums ^-^ afaw x3 off ] >_> Hawk! OwO the ;;w;; dwums 
ÚwÚ Demuwewy :3 wake OwO the ^.^ sweepews. >_> Wet OwO us bear him 
ÚwÚ To th' couwt >_> of OwO guawd; ^.^ he :3 is >_> of >_< nyote. Our hour 
^-^ Is x3 fuwwy >_< out. 
x3 SECOND UwU WATCH. Come OwO on, then; 
ÚwÚ He ^-^ may >_< wecuvw >_> yet. >_< Exeunt with OwO the ÚwÚ body 

:33 ACT_4|SC_10 
^-^ SCENyE ;;w;; X. 
>w< Between OwO the two xDD camps 

x3 Entew >w< ANTONY ÚwÚ and ^-^ SCAWUS, with theiw ;;w;; awmy 

^-^ ANTONY. Their pwepawation :3 is OwO to-day uWu by xDD sea; 
We >w< pwease them ^.^ nyot uWu by land. 
SCARUS. >_< Fow ^.^ both, my :33 wowd. 
^-^ ANTONY. I would x3 they'd fight >w< i' th' x3 fiwe ^w^ ow >w< i' th' air; 
^w^ We'd fight there ^w^ too. But :3 this ^.^ it ;;w;; is, ^-^ ouw foot 
:3 Upon OwO the :3 hiwws adjoinying ^-^ to OwO the :33 city 
:33 Shaww stay with us- ;;w;; Owdew uWu fow ÚwÚ sea :3 is given; 
^.^ They ^.^ have >w< put :3 fowth OwO the haven- 
:3 Whewe theiw ;;w;; appointment ^-^ we ^-^ may :33 best ÚwÚ discuvw 
And ÚwÚ wook uWu on theiw endeavour. >_< Exeunt 

:33 ACT_4|SC_11 
^-^ SCENyE ÚwÚ XI. 
>w< Between OwO the xDD camps 

x3 Entew CAESAR ÚwÚ and his ;;w;; awmy 

CAESAW. But being charg'd, ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< be still uWu by wand, 
>w< Which, as I ^.^ take't, ^-^ we shall; uWu fow his :33 best x3 fowce 
^-^ Is :3 fowth ^-^ to man his xDD gawweys. ÚwÚ To OwO the vales, 
And howd ^-^ ouw :33 best UwU advantage. >_< Exeunt 

ACT_4|SC_12 
^-^ SCENyE >w< XII. 
OwO A hiww ;;w;; nyeaw :3 Awexandwia 

x3 Entew >w< ANTONY ÚwÚ and SCARUS 

^-^ ANTONY. >_> Yet uWu they awe ^.^ nyot >_> join'd. :3 Whewe yond pinye OwO does ^.^ stand 
I uWu shaww ÚwÚ discuvw all. I'll bwing ÚwÚ thee >_> wowd 
:33 Stwaight how 'tis >_< wike ^-^ to ^.^ go. Exit 
SCARUS. Swallows ^.^ have built 
UwU In ^w^ Cweopatwa's :3 saiws theiw x3 nyests. The ^.^ auguwews 
Say uWu they xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, uWu they cannyot UwU teww; ÚwÚ wook ÚwÚ gwimwy, 
And dare ^.^ nyot speak theiw knowledge. Antony 
^-^ Is ÚwÚ vawiant ÚwÚ and ^.^ dejected; ÚwÚ and uWu by ^-^ stawts 
His ^.^ fwetted :3 fowtunyes ^w^ give him >w< hope ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw 
x3 Of what ^.^ he >_> has ÚwÚ and >_> has not. 
[Awawum ^-^ afaw OwO off, as at :3 a ;;w;; sea-fight] 

;;w;; We-entew >w< ANTONY 

^-^ ANTONY. ^-^ Aww :3 is ^w^ wost! 
:3 This ;;w;; fouw x3 Egyptian ;;w;; hath betrayed >_> me. 
UwU My fleet ;;w;; hath >w< yiewded ^-^ to OwO the OwO foe, ÚwÚ and :33 yondew 
^.^ They UwU cast theiw :33 caps OwO up ÚwÚ and carouse >_> togethew 
;;w;; Wike fwiends wong xDD wost. ^.^ Twipwe-tuwn'd ÚwÚ whowe! 'tis :3 thou 
xDD Hast :3 sowd me ^-^ to :3 this :33 nyovice; ÚwÚ and my OwO heawt 
:3 Makes only wars uWu on thee. UwU Bid them >w< aww ^w^ fwy; 
>_< Fow when I x3 am reveng'd x3 upon my ^-^ chawm, 
I ^.^ have x3 donye all. UwU Bid them >w< aww ^w^ fwy; UwU begonye. Exit SCARUS 
:3 O >_> sun, >w< thy :33 upwise uWu shaww I UwU see nyo ;;w;; mowe! 
>_> Fowtunye ÚwÚ and Antony part xDD hewe; x3 even here 
Do ^-^ we >_< shake hands. ^-^ Aww come ^-^ to uWu this? The hearts 
:33 That spaniel'd me at heels, ^-^ to xDD whom I >_> gave 
Their >_> wishes, ^-^ do >_< discandy, OwO mewt theiw ;;w;; sweets 
uWu On :33 bwossoming xDD Caesaw; ÚwÚ and :3 this pinye :3 is ÚwÚ bawk'd 
:33 That overtopp'd them all. :33 Betway'd I ÚwÚ am. 
:3 O :3 this false ^w^ souw >_> of ^.^ Egypt! :3 this grave chawm- 
uWu Whose eye ;;w;; beck'd :3 fowth my wars ÚwÚ and xDD caww'd them home, 
uWu Whose uWu bosom ÚwÚ was my crownet, my >_> chief ^-^ end- 
;;w;; Wike :3 a ^.^ wight >w< gypsy ;;w;; hath at fast ÚwÚ and loose 
Beguiw'd me ^-^ to OwO the vewy OwO heawt >_> of loss. 
>_> What, Ewos, Ewos! 

x3 Entew CWEOPATWA 

xDD Ah, :3 thou >_> speww! Avaunt! 
CLEOPATRA. UwU Why :3 is my lord OwO enwag'd x3 against his love? 
^-^ ANTONY. Vanish, ^w^ ow I uWu shaww ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee >w< thy ^w^ desewving 
And >_< bwemish Caesar's twiumph. >_> Wet him UwU take ÚwÚ thee 
And hoist ÚwÚ thee OwO up ^-^ to OwO the OwO shouting pwebeians; 
Follow his UwU chawiot, >_< wike OwO the :3 gweatest xDD spot 
x3 Of >w< aww >w< thy ;;w;; sex; UwU most monster-like, >w< be shown 
>_< Fow poow'st diminutives, uWu fow :33 doits, ÚwÚ and let 
Patient OwO Octavia plough >w< thy >_> visage OwO up 
x3 With xDD hew prepared >_> nyaiws. Exit CWEOPATWA 
^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; weww th'art gone, 
>w< If ^.^ it >w< be ;;w;; weww ^-^ to :3 wive; uWu but better 'twere 
Thou fell'st OwO into my >_> fuwy, uWu fow ^-^ onye death 
OwO Might ^.^ have >w< pwevented ^.^ many. Ewos, UwU ho! 
The OwO shiwt >_> of Nessus :3 is x3 upon me; teach uWu me, 
;;w;; Awcides, :3 thou >_< minye ;;w;; ancestow, >w< thy ;;w;; wage; 
>_> Wet me lodge Lichas uWu on OwO the howns o' th' ^w^ moon, 
And with x3 those ^.^ hands UwU that ;;w;; gwasp'd OwO the ÚwÚ heaviest UwU cwub 
^-^ Subdue my wowthiest >w< sewf. The :3 witch uWu shaww ^-^ die. 
ÚwÚ To OwO the x3 young Woman :3 boy ^.^ she ;;w;; hath :3 sowd uWu me, ÚwÚ and I ^-^ faww 
^.^ Undew :3 this x3 pwot. She >_> dies for't. Ewos, UwU ho! Exit 

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^-^ SCENyE ^-^ XIII. 
Awexandwia. ÚwÚ CWEOPATWA's :33 pawace 

x3 Entew >w< CWEOPATWA, CHAWMIAN, IWAS, ÚwÚ and >w< MAWDIAN 

CLEOPATRA. Hewp uWu me, my >w< women. :33 O, ^.^ he :3 is ^-^ mowe mad 
>w< Than Tewamon uWu fow his ÚwÚ shiewd; OwO the ^-^ boaw >_> of ^w^ Thessawy 
>_> Was never OwO so UwU emboss'd. 
>_> CHAWMIAN. ÚwÚ To th'monument! 
Thewe ^-^ wock OwO youwsewf, ÚwÚ and ^-^ send him >_> wowd you awe UwU dead. 
The ^w^ souw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ body OwO wive ^.^ nyot ^-^ mowe in pawting 
>w< Than greatness ^-^ going UwU off. 
CLEOPATRA. ÚwÚ To th' >_> monyument! 
;;w;; Mawdian, >w< go tell him I ^.^ have OwO swain mysewf; 
Say UwU that OwO the last I xDD spoke ÚwÚ was OwO 'Antony' 
And >_> wowd it, ;;w;; pwithee, piteouswy. ÚwÚ Hence, ;;w;; Mawdian, 
And bwing me how ^.^ he ^-^ takes my :33 death. ÚwÚ To th' >_> monyument! 
>_< Exeunt 

uWu ACT_4|SC_14 
^-^ SCENyE UwU XIV. 
:33 CWEOPATWA'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew >w< ANTONY ÚwÚ and uWu EWOS 

^-^ ANTONY. Ewos, :3 thou ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ behowd'st x3 me? 
EWOS. >w< Ay, x3 nyobwe :33 wowd. 
^-^ ANTONY. >_< Sometime ^-^ we UwU see :3 a cwoud that's dwagonyish; 
OwO A ÚwÚ vapouw sometime >_< wike :3 a bear ^w^ ow ;;w;; wion, 
OwO A tower'd OwO citadew, :3 a pendent rock, 
OwO A ^-^ fowked OwO mountain, ^w^ ow blue xDD pwomontowy 
x3 With ;;w;; twees ^w^ upon't UwU that nod x3 unto OwO the x3 wowwd 
And xDD mock ^-^ ouw eyes with air. Thou x3 hast uWu seen ^.^ these OwO signs; 
^.^ They awe bwack UwU vespew's pageants. 
EWOS. >w< Ay, my :33 wowd. 
^-^ ANTONY. :33 That ;;w;; which :3 is :3 nyow :3 a OwO howse, x3 even with :3 a ^w^ thought 
The wack dislimns, ÚwÚ and makes ^.^ it indistinct, 
UwU As >w< watew :3 is in watew. 
EWOS. ^w^ It does, my :33 wowd. 
^-^ ANTONY. UwU My good ^.^ knyave Ewos, :3 nyow >w< thy x3 captain :3 is 
>_< Even such :3 a ÚwÚ body. ;;w;; Hewe I x3 am Antony; 
>_> Yet cannyot howd :3 this visibwe ^w^ shape, my knave. 
I :3 made ^.^ these wars uWu fow Egypt; ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ Queen- 
uWu Whose OwO heawt I ^w^ thought I ^-^ had, uWu fow ^.^ she xDD had ÚwÚ minye, 
>w< Which, UwU whiwst ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ minye, xDD had ^-^ annyex'd unto't 
OwO A ^-^ miwwion moe, :3 nyow lost- :33 she, Ewos, >_> has 
x3 Pack'd ^-^ cawds with Caesaw, ÚwÚ and OwO fawse-pway'd my >_> gwowy 
^.^ Unto OwO an enemy's twiumph. 
;;w;; Nyay, weep ;;w;; nyot, gentwe x3 Ewos; there :3 is weft OwO us 
Ouwsewves ^-^ to ^-^ end :33 ouwsewves. 

x3 Entew >w< MAWDIAN 

:33 O, >w< thy :3 viwe ^-^ wady! 
She >_> has ;;w;; wobb'd me >_> of my ^w^ swowd. 
>w< MAWDIAN. No, Antony; 
UwU My ^w^ mistwess :33 wov'd ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and xDD hew :3 fowtunyes mingwed 
x3 With UwU thinye uWu entiwewy. 
^-^ ANTONY. ÚwÚ Hence, ;;w;; saucy eunuch; :3 peace! 
She ;;w;; hath betway'd uWu me, ÚwÚ and uWu shaww die OwO the :33 death. 
>w< MAWDIAN. ^.^ Death >_> of ^-^ onye person can >w< be ÚwÚ paid uWu but once, 
And UwU that ^.^ she >_> has discharg'd. What :3 thou wouldst ^-^ do 
^-^ Is x3 donye x3 unto >w< thy hand. The last ^.^ she ^-^ spake 
>_> Was >w< 'Antony! UwU most x3 nyobwe xDD Antony!' 
;;w;; Then in OwO the midst :3 a >w< teawing >_> gwoan >_> did >_< bweak 
The name >_> of Antony; ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ;;w;; divided 
>w< Between xDD hew OwO heawt ÚwÚ and lips. She ;;w;; wend'wed xDD wife, 
x3 Thy name OwO so buwied in :3 hew. 
^-^ ANTONY. Dead ^.^ then? 
>w< MAWDIAN. uWu Dead. 
^-^ ANTONY. ;;w;; Unyawm, x3 Ewos; OwO the wong UwU day's ^w^ task :3 is >_< donye, 
And ^-^ we >w< must ^-^ sweep. :33 That :3 thou xDD depawt'st x3 hence xDD safe 
uWu Does pay >w< thy >_< wabouw ^w^ wichwy. Go. Exit >w< MAWDIAN 
>_< Off, xDD pwuck >_< off! 
The sevenfold OwO shiewd >_> of >_< Ajax cannyot ^-^ keep 
The battery ^-^ fwom my ÚwÚ heawt. :33 O, cweave, my OwO sides! 
x3 Heawt, UwU once >w< be stronger than >w< thy continent, 
^.^ Cwack >w< thy ;;w;; fwaiw ^.^ case. ^w^ Apace, Ewos, >w< apace.- 
:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe :3 a sowdiew. x3 Bwuised pieces, ^.^ go; 
You ^.^ have >_< been ^w^ nyobwy ^w^ bownye.- From me >_> awhiwe. Exit uWu EWOS 
I uWu wiww o'ertake ^.^ thee, UwU Cweopatwa, ÚwÚ and 
UwU Weep uWu fow my ;;w;; pawdon. ^w^ So ^.^ it >w< must ^.^ be, uWu fow :3 nyow 
^-^ Aww wength :3 is uWu towtuwe. x3 Since OwO the towch :3 is out, 
Wie down, ÚwÚ and stray nyo ÚwÚ fawthew. Nyow >w< aww >_< wabouw 
>w< Maws what ^.^ it ^-^ does; ^-^ yea, vewy x3 fowce OwO entangwes 
Itself with strength. >_> Seaw then, ÚwÚ and >w< aww :3 is >w< donye. 
Ewos!- I xDD come, my :3 queen.- Ewos!- uWu Stay uWu fow me; 
:3 Whewe souws ^-^ do ^w^ couch uWu on flowers, ^w^ we'ww hand in ;;w;; hand, 
And with ^-^ ouw sprightly powt ^-^ make OwO the ghosts OwO gaze. 
>_< Dido ÚwÚ and xDD hew ^.^ Aenyeas uWu shaww UwU want troops, 
And >w< aww OwO the ^.^ haunt >w< be ;;w;; ouws.- ^w^ Come, Ewos, Ewos! 

;;w;; We-entew uWu EWOS 

EWOS. What would my UwU wowd? 
^-^ ANTONY. x3 Since ÚwÚ Cweopatwa :33 died, 
I ^.^ have uWu wiv'd in such ^-^ dishonyouw UwU that OwO the UwU gods 
^w^ Detest my :3 basenyess. OwO I, UwU that with my >_< swowd 
:33 Quawtew'd OwO the UwU wowwd, ÚwÚ and o'ew green Nyeptunye's xDD back 
x3 With ^-^ ships :3 made ^w^ cities, condemn ^-^ mysewf ^-^ to wack 
The :33 couwage >_> of :3 a ;;w;; woman; less x3 nyobwe :33 mind 
>w< Than ^.^ she ;;w;; which uWu by xDD hew death ^-^ ouw Caesar uWu tewws 
OwO 'I x3 am conquewow >_> of uWu mysewf.' Thou art >_> swown, Ewos, 
That, when OwO the exigent shouwd come- ;;w;; which :3 nyow 
^-^ Is come ^-^ indeed- when I shouwd UwU see >_> behind me 
^-^ Th' inyevitabwe pwosecution >_> of 
;;w;; Disgwace ÚwÚ and OwO howwow, UwU that, uWu on my ^.^ command, 
Thou then wouldst :33 kiww >_> me. ^-^ Do't; OwO the UwU time :3 is come. 
Thou strik'st ^.^ nyot me; 'tis Caesar :3 thou defeat'st. 
x3 Put >w< cowouw in >w< thy uWu cheek. 
EWOS. The UwU gods withhold UwU me! 
:33 Shaww I ^-^ do UwU that ;;w;; which >w< aww OwO the Parthian >_< dawts, 
^-^ Though enemy, lost ^-^ aim ÚwÚ and :33 couwd not? 
^-^ ANTONY. Ewos, 
Wouldst :3 thou >w< be uWu window'd in gweat >_> Wome ÚwÚ and UwU see 
x3 Thy ^w^ mastew ;;w;; thus with >w< pweach'd uWu awms, bending ;;w;; down 
His corrigible neck, his ;;w;; face subdu'd 
ÚwÚ To penetrative shame, UwU whiwst OwO the >_> wheew'd x3 seat 
x3 Of >_> fowtunyate Caesaw, :33 dwawn before ^w^ him, ^-^ bwanded 
His ^w^ basenyess UwU that >_> ensued? 
EWOS. I would ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ see't. 
^-^ ANTONY. ^w^ Come, then; uWu fow with :3 a x3 wound I >w< must >w< be ^w^ cuw'd. 
Draw UwU that >w< thy >w< honyest ;;w;; swowd, ;;w;; which :3 thou x3 hast OwO wown 
uWu Most >_< usefuw uWu fow >w< thy countwy. 
EWOS. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, pawdon UwU me! 
^-^ ANTONY. When I >_> did ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee ^.^ fwee, ^w^ swow'st :3 thou ^.^ nyot then 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ do :3 this when I bade OwO thee? Do ^.^ it at once, 
Ow >w< thy OwO pwecedent services awe >w< aww 
But x3 accidents xDD unpuwpos'd. Dwaw, ÚwÚ and come. 
EWOS. OwO Tuwn ^-^ fwom me then UwU that x3 nyobwe countenyance, 
OwO Whewein OwO the wowship >_> of OwO the xDD whowe x3 wowwd wies. 
^-^ ANTONY. Lo thee! [Turning ^-^ fwom xDD him] 
EWOS. UwU My >_< swowd :3 is :33 dwawn. 
^-^ ANTONY. ;;w;; Then let ^.^ it ^-^ do at UwU once 
The xDD thing x3 why :3 thou x3 hast :33 dwawn it. 
EWOS. UwU My dear :3 mastew, 
UwU My x3 captain ÚwÚ and my >_> empewow, let me ÚwÚ say, 
Before I strike :3 this bwoody stwoke, faweweww. 
^-^ ANTONY. ^.^ 'Tis said, >w< man; ÚwÚ and faweweww. 
EWOS. Faweweww, gweat ^-^ chief. :33 Shaww I strike ^w^ nyow? 
^-^ ANTONY. Nyow, ^.^ Ewos. 
EWOS. ÚwÚ Why, there OwO then! ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ do I escape OwO the UwU sowwow 
x3 Of ^-^ Antony's :33 death. >_< [Kiwws ^-^ himsewf 
^-^ ANTONY. >w< Thwice nobler than ^w^ mysewf! 
Thou teachest uWu me, :3 O ÚwÚ vawiant Ewos, what 
I x3 shouwd, ÚwÚ and :3 thou uWu couwdst not. UwU My queen ÚwÚ and Eros 
;;w;; Have, uWu by theiw bwave instruction, ^w^ got x3 upon me 
OwO A ;;w;; nyobwenyess in >_> wecowd. But I uWu wiww >w< be 
OwO A >_< bwidegwoom in my >_< death, ÚwÚ and run into't 
UwU As ^-^ to :3 a lover's bed. ^w^ Come, then; :3 and, Ewos, 
x3 Thy ^w^ mastew >_> dies >w< thy scholar. ÚwÚ To ^-^ do ;;w;; thus 
[Fawwing uWu on his ^w^ swowd] 
I ^w^ weawn'd >_> of thee. :3 How? ^.^ nyot ;;w;; dead? ^.^ nyot OwO dead?- 
The ^-^ guawd, UwU ho! :33 O, uWu dispatch UwU me! 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ DEWCETAS ÚwÚ and :3 a guawd 

OwO FIWST GUAWD. What's OwO the xDD nyoise? 
^-^ ANTONY. I ^.^ have x3 donye my wowk iww, >_< fwiends. :33 O, ^-^ make OwO an ^-^ end 
x3 Of what I ^.^ have x3 begun. 
x3 SECOND GUAWD. The star :3 is :3 faww'n. 
OwO FIWST GUAWD. And UwU time :3 is at his ÚwÚ pewiod. 
ALL. ^.^ Awas, ÚwÚ and woe! 
^-^ ANTONY. >_> Wet him UwU that loves uWu me, strike me UwU dead. 
OwO FIWST GUAWD. :3 Nyot :3 I. 
x3 SECOND GUAWD. Nyow :3 I. 
uWu THIWD GUAWD. Nyow ^-^ any ^w^ onye. >_< Exeunt guawd 
DEWCETAS. x3 Thy death ÚwÚ and :3 fowtunyes ;;w;; bid >w< thy followers uWu fwy. 
:3 This >_< swowd uWu but shown ^-^ to Caesaw, with :3 this UwU tidings, 
:33 Shaww ÚwÚ entew me with >_> him. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ DIOMEDES 

uWu DIOMEDES. Where's OwO Antony? 
DEWCETAS. Thewe, ;;w;; Diomed, ^.^ thewe. 
uWu DIOMEDES. Wives x3 he? 
uWu Wiwt :3 thou ^.^ nyot ^-^ answew, man? Exit ÚwÚ DEWCETAS 
^-^ ANTONY. Awt :3 thou there, x3 Diomed? Draw >w< thy >_< swowd ÚwÚ and ^w^ give me 
Sufficing UwU stwokes uWu fow :33 death. 
uWu DIOMEDES. uWu Most absowute lord, 
UwU My ^w^ mistwess ÚwÚ Cweopatwa x3 sent me ^-^ to thee. 
^-^ ANTONY. When >_> did ^.^ she ^-^ send OwO thee? 
uWu DIOMEDES. Nyow, my :33 wowd. 
^-^ ANTONY. :3 Whewe :3 is uWu she? 
uWu DIOMEDES. Lock'd in xDD hew monument. She xDD had :3 a uWu pwophesying ;;w;; feaw 
x3 Of what ;;w;; hath come ^-^ to >w< pass; uWu fow when ^.^ she xDD saw- 
^w^ Which never uWu shaww >w< be >w< found- you >_> did :3 suspect 
She xDD had dispos'd with Caesaw, ÚwÚ and UwU that >_> youw ;;w;; wage 
Wouwd ^.^ nyot >w< be puwg'd, ^.^ she x3 sent you >_> wowd ^.^ she ÚwÚ was >w< dead; 
But feawing >_< since how ^.^ it UwU might work, ;;w;; hath x3 sent 
>w< Me ^-^ to :3 pwocwaim OwO the OwO twuth; ÚwÚ and I x3 am xDD come, 
I dread, xDD too late. 
^-^ ANTONY. :3 Too :3 wate, good OwO Diomed. ^-^ Caww my ^-^ guawd, I :33 pwithee. 
uWu DIOMEDES. >_> What, UwU ho! OwO the Emperor's UwU guawd! The ^-^ guawd, what UwU ho! 
^w^ Come, >_> youw lord UwU cawws! 

x3 Entew ;;w;; fouw ^w^ ow five >_> of OwO the guawd >_> of >w< ANTONY 

^-^ ANTONY. Beaw uWu me, good fwiends, xDD whewe ÚwÚ Cweopatwa uWu bides; 
^.^ 'Tis OwO the last service UwU that I uWu shaww xDD command you. 
OwO FIWST GUAWD. ^.^ Woe, >_> woe awe >_> we, ;;w;; siw, you ^-^ may ^.^ nyot live ^-^ to wear 
^-^ Aww >_> youw OwO twue followers >_< out. 
ALL. uWu Most :33 heavy xDD day! 
^-^ ANTONY. ;;w;; Nyay, good my fellows, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< pwease shawp >w< fate 
ÚwÚ To OwO gwace ^.^ it with >_> youw :3 sowwows. UwU Bid UwU that ^-^ wewcome 
^w^ Which comes ^-^ to punish >w< us, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we punish it, 
>_< Seeming ^-^ to bear ^.^ it lightly. ;;w;; Take me :33 up. 
I ^.^ have wed you :33 oft; carry me nyow, good fwiends, 
And ^.^ have my ^w^ thanks uWu fow all. ^.^ Exeunt, hearing >w< ANTONY 
ACT_4|SC_15 
^-^ SCENyE :3 XV. 
Awexandwia. OwO A :33 monyument 

x3 Entew CWEOPATWA ÚwÚ and xDD hew xDD maids ^-^ awoft, with ^-^ CHAWMIAN 
ÚwÚ and IWAS 

CLEOPATRA. :3 O Charmian, I uWu wiww never >w< go ^-^ fwom OwO hence! 
>_> CHAWMIAN. Be ;;w;; comfowted, dear ÚwÚ madam. 
CLEOPATRA. No, I uWu wiww not. 
^-^ Aww ÚwÚ stwange ÚwÚ and uWu tewwibwe >w< events awe welcome, 
But UwU comfowts ^-^ we ;;w;; despise; ^-^ ouw UwU size >_> of xDD sowwow, 
xDD Pwopowtion'd ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^-^ cause, >w< must >w< be as gweat 
UwU As UwU that ;;w;; which makes it. 

x3 Entew DIOMEDES, x3 bewow 

OwO How nyow! ^-^ Is ^.^ he ;;w;; dead? 
uWu DIOMEDES. His >_> death's x3 upon ^w^ him, uWu but ^.^ nyot UwU dead. 
Wook >_< out o' th' uWu othew >_> side >_> youw monyument; 
His guawd ^.^ have ^w^ bwought him thithew. 

OwO Entew, UwU bewow, ^.^ ANTONY, ÚwÚ bownye uWu by OwO the guawd 

CLEOPATRA. :3 O >_> sun, 
x3 Buwn OwO the gweat sphere :3 thou x3 mov'st in! Dawkwing ^.^ stand 
The >_< vawying showe o' th' world. :3 O ^.^ Antony, 
^.^ Antony, Antony! :3 Hewp, ^-^ Chawmian; help, Iwas, help; 
:3 Hewp, fwiends xDD bewow! Let's dwaw him hithew. 
^-^ ANTONY. UwU Peace! 
:3 Nyot Caesar's valour ;;w;; hath ^-^ o'ewthwown ^.^ Antony, 
But ^-^ Antony's ;;w;; hath :33 twiumph'd uWu on itself. 
CLEOPATRA. ^w^ So ^.^ it shouwd ^.^ be, UwU that UwU nyonye uWu but Antony 
;;w;; Shouwd OwO conquew Antony; uWu but >_> woe 'tis so! 
^-^ ANTONY. I x3 am >_< dying, ^.^ Egypt, dying; only 
I here >_< impowtunye death uWu awhiwe, xDD untiw 
x3 Of many ^w^ thousand OwO kisses OwO the UwU poow last 
I uWu way x3 upon >w< thy lips. 
CLEOPATRA. I dare ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; deaw. 
UwU Deaw my lord, :33 pawdon! I dare ;;w;; nyot, 
Lest I >w< be taken. :3 Nyot th' imperious show 
x3 Of OwO the OwO fuww-fowtun'd Caesar >w< evew uWu shaww 
Be ^w^ bwooch'd with >_> me. >w< If ;;w;; knyife, ÚwÚ dwugs, ÚwÚ sewpents, ^.^ have 
xDD Edge, ^.^ sting, ^w^ ow operation, I x3 am ^-^ safe. 
Your UwU wife OwO Octavia, with xDD hew modest eyes 
And still ;;w;; concwusion, uWu shaww acquiwe nyo uWu honyouw 
^-^ Demuwing x3 upon >_> me. But xDD come, xDD come, Antony- 
Hewp uWu me, my :3 women- ^-^ we >w< must dwaw ÚwÚ thee up; 
OwO Assist, good >_< fwiends. 
^-^ ANTONY. :33 O, ^.^ quick, ^w^ ow I x3 am gone. 
CLEOPATRA. Here's uWu spowt uWu indeed! OwO How :33 heavy weighs my wowd! 
Our OwO stwength :3 is >w< aww gonye OwO into ÚwÚ heavinyess; 
:33 That makes OwO the uWu weight. Had I gweat uWu Junyo's :33 powew, 
The ÚwÚ stwong-wing'd >_> Mewcuwy shouwd ÚwÚ fetch ÚwÚ thee uWu up, 
And xDD set ÚwÚ thee uWu by ÚwÚ Juv's xDD side. >_> Yet come :3 a ^-^ wittwe. 
xDD Wishews ;;w;; wewe >w< evew fools. :3 O xDD come, xDD come, 
^.^ [They heave >w< ANTONY ^-^ awoft ^-^ to CLEOPATRA] 
And welcome, welcome! ^.^ Die xDD whewe :3 thou x3 hast wiv'd. 
Quicken with OwO kissing. Had my lips UwU that :33 powew, 
ÚwÚ Thus would I wear them >_< out. 
ALL. OwO A :33 heavy uWu sight! 
^-^ ANTONY. I x3 am >_< dying, ^.^ Egypt, dying. 
>w< Give me >w< some winye, ÚwÚ and let me speak :3 a ^-^ wittwe. 
CLEOPATRA. No, let me >_< speak; ÚwÚ and let me ;;w;; waiw OwO so UwU high 
:33 That OwO the false huswife >_> Fowtunye >_< bweak xDD hew wheew, 
Pwovok'd uWu by my >_> offence. 
^-^ ANTONY. >_< Onye ;;w;; wowd, ^w^ sweet queen: 
x3 Of Caesar >w< seek >_> youw xDD honyouw, with >_> youw xDD safety. O! 
CLEOPATRA. ^.^ They ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< go >w< togethew. 
^-^ ANTONY. >_> Gentwe, hear :3 me: 
None about Caesar xDD twust uWu but :33 Pwocuweius. 
CLEOPATRA. UwU My wesowution ÚwÚ and my ^.^ hands I'll x3 twust; 
None about Caesar 
^-^ ANTONY. The xDD misewabwe >_> change :3 nyow at my ^-^ end 
Lament :3 nyow UwU sowwow at; uWu but >w< pwease >_> youw >_> thoughts 
UwU In OwO feeding them with x3 those my fowmew :3 fowtunyes 
OwO Whewein I uWu wiv'd OwO the :3 gweatest pwince o' th' UwU wowwd, 
The noblest; ÚwÚ and ^-^ do :3 nyow ^.^ nyot basewy x3 die, 
:3 Nyot >_> cowawdwy >w< put x3 off my >_> hewmet ^-^ to 
UwU My countwyman- :3 a Woman uWu by :3 a Woman 
uWu Vawiantwy ;;w;; vanquish'd. Nyow my spirit :3 is ^-^ going 
I can nyo more. 
CLEOPATRA. ;;w;; Nyobwest >_> of ^-^ men, UwU woo't ^.^ die? 
xDD Hast :3 thou nyo cawe >_> of x3 me? :33 Shaww I >_> abide 
UwU In :3 this :33 duww UwU wowwd, ;;w;; which in >w< thy absence :3 is 
:3 Nyo better than :3 a sty? :33 O, >_> see, my :3 women, UwU [Antony dies] 
The :3 cwown o' th' :3 eawth doth melt. UwU My wowd! 
:33 O, ^.^ withew'd :3 is OwO the OwO gawwand >_> of OwO the war, 
The uWu sowdiew's ÚwÚ powe :3 is >_< faww'n! Young :3 boys ÚwÚ and girls 
uWu Awe ^w^ wevew :3 nyow with ^-^ men. The >_> odds :3 is gone, 
And there :3 is nyothing weft xDD wemawkabwe 
:33 Benyeath OwO the :3 visiting ÚwÚ moon. [Swoons] 
>_> CHAWMIAN. :33 O, quietness, ^-^ wady! 
xDD IWAS. x3 She's UwU dead UwU too, ^-^ ouw sovereign. 
>_> CHAWMIAN. x3 Wady! 
xDD IWAS. ÚwÚ Madam! 
>_> CHAWMIAN. :3 O UwU madam, UwU madam, >_> madam! 
xDD IWAS. UwU Woyaw ^.^ Egypt, ÚwÚ Empwess! 
>_> CHAWMIAN. Peace, :3 peace, xDD Iwas! 
CLEOPATRA. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but uWu e'en :3 a woman, ÚwÚ and ^w^ commanded 
By such UwU poow passion as OwO the maid UwU that milks 
And OwO does OwO the UwU meanyest chawes. ^w^ It ;;w;; wewe uWu fow me 
ÚwÚ To thwow my OwO sceptwe at OwO the xDD injuwious gods; 
ÚwÚ To tell them UwU that :3 this x3 wowwd >_> did >w< equaw ;;w;; theiws 
;;w;; Tiww uWu they xDD had stow'n ^-^ ouw :33 jewew. x3 Aww's uWu but nought; 
uWu Patience :3 is UwU sottish, ÚwÚ and :3 impatience OwO does 
>_> Become :3 a ^.^ dog that's ^w^ mad. ;;w;; Then :3 is ^.^ it xDD sin 
ÚwÚ To x3 wush OwO into OwO the >w< secwet house >_> of death 
Ewe death dare come ^-^ to >_> us? OwO How ^-^ do you, :33 women? 
>_> What, x3 what! good uWu cheew! ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, Charmian! 
UwU My x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ giwws! xDD Ah, :3 women, :3 women, look, 
Our OwO wamp :3 is x3 spent, >w< it's ;;w;; out! Good ;;w;; siws, UwU take ÚwÚ heawt. 
>w< We'ww :33 buwy him; ÚwÚ and then, ^w^ what's brave, ^w^ what's noble, 
Let's ^-^ do ^.^ it aftew OwO the UwU high Woman x3 fashion, 
And ^-^ make death >_> pwoud ^-^ to UwU take ÚwÚ us. ^w^ Come, away; 
:3 This UwU case >_> of UwU that huge spirit :3 nyow :3 is cold. 
xDD Ah, :3 women, women! uWu Come; ^-^ we ^.^ have nyo fwiend 
But wesowution ÚwÚ and OwO the bwiefest OwO end. 
uWu Exeunt; x3 those :33 abuv hearing x3 off :33 ANTONY'S ÚwÚ body 

OwO ACT_5|SC_1 
^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
Awexandwia. :3 CAESAW'S ^-^ camp 

x3 Entew uWu CAESAW, ÚwÚ AGWIPPA, uWu DOWABEWWA, :3 MAECENyAS, uWu GAWWUS, 
ÚwÚ PWOCUWEIUS, ÚwÚ and >w< othews, his ;;w;; Counciw >_> of ^.^ Waw 

CAESAW. uWu Go ^-^ to ^w^ him, ^-^ Dowabewwa, ;;w;; bid him yield; 
>_> Being OwO so fwustwate, tell him ^.^ he >w< mocks 
The pauses UwU that ^.^ he ÚwÚ makes. 
DOLABELLA. Caesaw, I shall. Exit 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ DEWCETAS x3 With OwO the >_< swowd >_> of >w< ANTONY 

CAESAW. >w< Whewefowe :3 is ÚwÚ that? And what art :3 thou UwU that :33 daw'st 
xDD Appeaw ;;w;; thus ^-^ to >_> us? 
DEWCETAS. I x3 am xDD caww'd Dewcetas; 
>_< Mawk Antony I sewv'd, ^-^ who :33 best ÚwÚ was >w< wowthy 
:33 Best ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; sewv'd. >w< Whiwst ^.^ he ÚwÚ stood OwO up ÚwÚ and spoke, 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was my :3 mastew, ÚwÚ and I :33 wowe my life 
ÚwÚ To uWu spend x3 upon his ÚwÚ hatews. >w< If :3 thou >w< pwease 
ÚwÚ To UwU take me ^-^ to ^.^ thee, as I ÚwÚ was ^-^ to him 
I'll >w< be ^-^ to xDD Caesaw; ^-^ if :3 thou >_> pweasest ;;w;; nyot, 
I ÚwÚ yiewd ÚwÚ thee OwO up my wife. 
CAESAW. What :3 is't :3 thou OwO say'st? 
DEWCETAS. I ÚwÚ say, :3 O Caesaw, Antony :3 is UwU dead. 
CAESAW. The breaking >_> of OwO so gweat :3 a xDD thing shouwd ^-^ make 
OwO A gweatew cwack. The x3 wound x3 wowwd 
;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ have shook ^.^ wions OwO into civil stweets, 
And xDD citizens ^-^ to theiw x3 dens. The death >_> of Antony 
^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 a >w< singwe uWu doom; in OwO the name uWu way 
OwO A xDD moiety >_> of OwO the world. 
DEWCETAS. ÚwÚ He :3 is OwO dead, Caesaw, 
:3 Nyot uWu by :3 a uWu pubwic >_< minyistew >_> of justice, 
Nyow uWu by :3 a hired uWu knyife; uWu but UwU that uWu sewf hand 
^w^ Which :3 wwit his uWu honyouw in OwO the acts ^.^ it >_> did 
Hath, with OwO the :33 couwage ;;w;; which OwO the OwO heawt >_> did lend it, 
Splitted OwO the ÚwÚ heawt. :3 This :3 is his swowd; 
I ;;w;; wobb'd his x3 wound >_> of xDD it; >w< behowd ^.^ it :33 stain'd 
x3 With his UwU most x3 nyobwe bwood. 
CAESAW. Wook you sad, uWu fwiends? 
The UwU gods webuke uWu me, uWu but ^.^ it :3 is >_< tidings 
ÚwÚ To wash OwO the eyes >_> of ^.^ kings. 
;;w;; AGWIPPA. And ÚwÚ stwange ^.^ it :3 is 
:33 That ^-^ nyatuwe >w< must x3 compew OwO us ^-^ to >_> wament 
Our UwU most pewsisted >_< deeds. 
^.^ MAECENyAS. His >_> taints ÚwÚ and honours 
^-^ Wag'd >w< equaw with >_> him. 
;;w;; AGWIPPA. OwO A >_< wawew spirit never 
OwO Did >_< steew ^.^ humanyity. But you UwU gods uWu wiww ^w^ give OwO us 
uWu Some faults ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO us ^-^ men. Caesar :3 is touch'd. 
^.^ MAECENyAS. When such :3 a xDD spacious UwU miwwow's xDD set before ^w^ him, 
ÚwÚ He ^.^ nyeeds >w< must UwU see :3 himsewf. 
CAESAW. :3 O ^.^ Antony, 
I ^.^ have follow'd ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to x3 this! But ^-^ we ^-^ do ;;w;; wance 
>w< Diseases in ^-^ ouw ;;w;; bodies. I >w< must ÚwÚ pewfowce 
>_< Have shown ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee such :3 a >w< decwinying :3 day 
Ow ÚwÚ wook uWu on :3 thinye; ^-^ we :33 couwd ^.^ nyot stall >_> togethew 
UwU In OwO the xDD whowe world. But ÚwÚ yet let me wament, 
x3 With ;;w;; teaws as x3 suvweign as OwO the UwU bwood >_> of hearts, 
:33 That thou, my :33 bwothew, my ;;w;; competitow 
UwU In :3 top >_> of >w< aww design, my :33 mate in empiwe, 
Friend ÚwÚ and ^.^ companyion in OwO the xDD fwont >_> of war, 
The arm >_> of >_< minye >_> own body, ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO heawt 
:3 Whewe >_< minye his >_> thoughts >_> did ^.^ kindwe- UwU that ^-^ ouw staws, 
UwU Unweconciwiabwe, shouwd >_> divide 
Our equalness ^-^ to ÚwÚ this. >w< Heaw uWu me, good ^.^ fwiends- 

x3 Entew OwO an ;;w;; EGYPTIAN 

But I uWu wiww tell you at >w< some >_> meetew ^-^ season. 
The ^-^ businyess >_> of :3 this man looks >_< out >_> of him; 
>w< We'ww hear him what ^.^ he ;;w;; says. >_> Whence awe you? 
EGYPTIAN. OwO A UwU poow :3 Egyptian, ÚwÚ yet OwO the uWu Queen, my mistress, 
;;w;; Confin'd in >w< aww ^.^ she :33 has, xDD hew monument, 
x3 Of >w< thy ÚwÚ intents desires instruction, 
:33 That ^.^ she ;;w;; pwepawedwy ^-^ may fwame x3 hewsewf 
ÚwÚ To th' uWu way she's fowc'd x3 to. 
CAESAW. UwU Bid xDD hew ^.^ have good ÚwÚ heawt. 
She >_> soon uWu shaww xDD knyow >_> of >w< us, uWu by >w< some >_> of UwU ouws, 
OwO How honyouwabwe ÚwÚ and how kindwy ^-^ we 
Detewminye uWu fow UwU hew; uWu fow Caesar cannyot learn 
ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO ungentwe. 
EGYPTIAN. ^w^ So OwO the UwU gods OwO pwesewve thee! Exit 
CAESAW. Come hithew, :33 Pwocuweius. uWu Go ÚwÚ and uWu say 
We OwO puwpose xDD hew nyo >w< shame. >w< Give xDD hew what UwU comfowts 
The ;;w;; quawity >_> of xDD hew passion uWu shaww require, 
OwO West, in xDD hew >_< gweatnyess, uWu by >w< some x3 mowtaw OwO stwoke 
She ^-^ do x3 defeat >_< us; uWu fow xDD hew life in >_> Wome 
Wouwd >w< be eternal in ^-^ ouw twiumph. Go, 
And with >_> youw ^-^ speediest bwing OwO us what ^.^ she uWu says, 
And how you find :3 hew. 
;;w;; PWOCUWEIUS. Caesaw, I shall. Exit 
CAESAW. OwO Gawwus, >w< go you awong. Exit xDD GAWWUS 
Where's ^-^ Dowabewwa, ^-^ to uWu second Proculeius? 
ALL. Dolabella! 
CAESAW. >_> Wet him xDD awonye, uWu fow I wemembew :3 nyow 
OwO How :33 he's :33 empwoy'd; ^.^ he uWu shaww in UwU time >w< be weady. 
uWu Go with me ^-^ to my >_> tent, xDD whewe you uWu shaww UwU see 
OwO How hardly I ÚwÚ was :33 dwawn OwO into :3 this war, 
OwO How UwU cawm ÚwÚ and gentwe I proceeded still 
UwU In >w< aww my ;;w;; wwitings. uWu Go with uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU see 
What I can show in ÚwÚ this. >_< Exeunt 

>w< ACT_5|SC_2 
^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
Awexandwia. The :33 monyument 

x3 Entew >w< CWEOPATWA, CHAWMIAN, IWAS, ÚwÚ and >w< MAWDIAN 

CLEOPATRA. UwU My desowation OwO does begin ^-^ to ^-^ make 
OwO A better wife. ^.^ 'Tis pawtwy ^-^ to >w< be Caesaw: 
:3 Nyot being ;;w;; Fowtunye, :33 he's uWu but Fowtunye's >_< knyave, 
OwO A >_< minyistew >_> of xDD hew wiww; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 is gweat 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ do UwU that xDD thing UwU that ends >w< aww uWu othew >_< deeds, 
^w^ Which shackwes x3 accidents ÚwÚ and :3 bowts OwO up change, 
^w^ Which sweeps, ÚwÚ and never UwU pawates ^-^ mowe OwO the uWu dug, 
The beggar's ÚwÚ nyuwse ÚwÚ and xDD Caesaw's. 

OwO Entew, ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ gates >_> of OwO the monument, ÚwÚ PWOCUWEIUS, uWu GAWWUS, 
ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews 

;;w;; PWOCUWEIUS. Caesar >_> sends UwU gweetings ^-^ to OwO the Queen >_> of ^.^ Egypt, 
And >_< bids ÚwÚ thee study uWu on what fair demands 
Thou mean'st ^-^ to ^.^ have him gwant thee. 
CLEOPATRA. What's >w< thy name? 
;;w;; PWOCUWEIUS. UwU My name :3 is :33 Pwocuweius. 
CLEOPATRA. Antony 
OwO Did tell me >_> of you, bade me xDD twust OwO you; uWu but 
I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot OwO gweatwy cawe ^-^ to >w< be uWu deceiv'd, 
:33 That ^.^ have nyo ;;w;; use uWu fow xDD twusting. >w< If >_> youw ^w^ mastew 
Wouwd ^.^ have :3 a queen his :33 beggaw, you >w< must tell him 
:33 That ^-^ majesty, ^-^ to ^-^ keep ^w^ decowum, >w< must 
:3 Nyo less UwU beg than :3 a ^.^ kingdom. >w< If ^.^ he >w< pwease 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give me conquer'd UwU Egypt uWu fow my UwU son, 
ÚwÚ He gives me OwO so >w< much >_> of >_< minye >_> own as I 
uWu Wiww knyeew ^-^ to him with :33 thanks. 
;;w;; PWOCUWEIUS. Be >_> of good cheer; 
Y'awe OwO faww'n OwO into :3 a >_< pwincewy >w< hand; ;;w;; feaw nothing. 
UwU Make >_> youw :33 fuww :33 wefewence ^-^ fweewy ^-^ to my lord, 
OwO Who :3 is OwO so :33 fuww >_> of OwO gwace UwU that ^.^ it uWu fwows xDD uvw 
uWu On >w< aww UwU that need. >_> Wet me wepowt ^-^ to him 
Your ^w^ sweet >_< dependency, ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww find 
OwO A conquewow UwU that uWu wiww pray in aid uWu fow >_> kindnyess 
:3 Whewe ^.^ he uWu fow OwO gwace :3 is uWu knyeew'd x3 to. 
CLEOPATRA. ;;w;; Pway you tell him 
I x3 am his >_< fowtunye's vassaw ÚwÚ and I ^-^ send him 
The greatness ^.^ he >_> has got. I houwwy learn 
OwO A OwO doctwinye >_> of ÚwÚ obedience, ÚwÚ and would UwU gwadwy 
Wook him >w< i' th' face. 
;;w;; PWOCUWEIUS. :3 This I'll report, dear >_< wady. 
>_< Have UwU comfowt, uWu fow I xDD knyow >_> youw plight :3 is ^w^ pitied 
x3 Of him UwU that caus'd it. 
GAWWUS. You UwU see how easiwy ^.^ she ^-^ may >w< be suwpwis'd. 

;;w;; Hewe PWOCUWEIUS ÚwÚ and two >_> of OwO the guawd ;;w;; ascend OwO the 
:33 monyument uWu by :3 a ÚwÚ waddew ^w^ pwaced x3 against :3 a window, 
ÚwÚ and come >_> behind CLEOPATRA. uWu Some >_> of OwO the guawd 
x3 unbaw ÚwÚ and open OwO the ^w^ gates 

Guard xDD hew ÚwÚ tiww Caesar come. Exit 
xDD IWAS. UwU Woyaw x3 Queen! 
>_> CHAWMIAN. :3 O Cleopatra! :3 thou art >w< taken, x3 Queen! 
CLEOPATRA. >_> Quick, ^.^ quick, good hands. ÚwÚ [Dwawing :3 a :3 daggew] 
;;w;; PWOCUWEIUS. ^-^ Howd, >w< wowthy >w< wady, >_< howd, [Disarms :3 hew] 
Do ^.^ nyot yourself such ^.^ wwong, ^-^ who awe in :3 this 
Wewiev'd, uWu but ^.^ nyot >_< betway'd. 
CLEOPATRA. >_> What, >_> of death UwU too, 
:33 That >_< wids ^-^ ouw ;;w;; dogs >_> of wanguish? 
;;w;; PWOCUWEIUS. UwU Cweopatwa, 
Do ^.^ nyot ^w^ abuse my >_< mastew's bounty uWu by 
^-^ Th' ;;w;; undoing >_> of OwO youwsewf. >_> Wet OwO the x3 wowwd UwU see 
His ;;w;; nyobwenyess ;;w;; weww OwO acted, ;;w;; which >_> youw death 
uWu Wiww never let come fowth. 
CLEOPATRA. :3 Whewe art thou, UwU death? 
Come hithew, x3 come! ^w^ Come, xDD come, ÚwÚ and UwU take :3 a queen 
Worth many >w< babes ÚwÚ and beggaws! 
;;w;; PWOCUWEIUS. :33 O, tempewance, ^-^ wady! 
CLEOPATRA. >_> Siw, I uWu wiww xDD eat nyo ^-^ meat; I'll ^.^ nyot x3 dwink, siw; 
>w< If :33 idwe talk uWu wiww UwU once >w< be UwU nyecessawy, 
I'll ^.^ nyot ;;w;; sweep nyeithew. :3 This x3 mowtaw house I'll wuin, 
Do Caesar what ^.^ he ^.^ can. Knyow, ;;w;; siw, UwU that I 
uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot OwO wait pinion'd at >_> youw >_< mastew's couwt, 
Nyow UwU once >w< be ^-^ chastis'd with OwO the :33 sobew eye 
x3 Of :33 duww x3 Octavia. :33 Shaww uWu they hoist me uWu up, 
And show me ^-^ to OwO the OwO shouting ^w^ vawwetwy 
x3 Of censuring Rome? >_< Wathew :3 a OwO ditch in UwU Egypt 
Be gentwe grave x3 unto UwU me! >_< Wathew uWu on :33 Nyiwus' >w< mud 
>w< Way me stark-nak'd, ÚwÚ and let OwO the ^-^ watew-fwies 
^-^ Bwow me OwO into abhowwing! >_< Wathew ^-^ make 
UwU My ^-^ countwy's UwU high >_< pywamides my ^-^ gibbet, 
And >_> hang me OwO up in ^-^ chains! 
;;w;; PWOCUWEIUS. You ^-^ do uWu extend 
^.^ These >_> thoughts >_> of >w< howwow further than you uWu shaww 
Find cause in Caesar. 

x3 Entew OwO DOWABEWWA 

DOLABELLA. Proculeius, 
What :3 thou x3 hast x3 donye >w< thy ^w^ mastew Caesar knows, 
And ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 sent uWu fow thee. >_< Fow OwO the uWu Queen, 
I'll UwU take xDD hew ^-^ to my ^.^ guawd. 
;;w;; PWOCUWEIUS. UwU So, ^-^ Dowabewwa, 
^w^ It uWu shaww ^.^ content me >_> best. Be gentwe ^-^ to :3 hew. 
uWu [To CLEOPATRA] ÚwÚ To Caesar I uWu wiww speak what you uWu shaww please, 
>w< If ^w^ you'ww x3 empwoy me ^-^ to >_> him. 
CLEOPATRA. Say I would ^-^ die. 
>_< Exeunt PWOCUWEIUS ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews 
DOLABELLA. uWu Most x3 nyobwe Empwess, you ^.^ have heard >_> of x3 me? 
CLEOPATRA. I cannyot tell. 
DOLABELLA. Assuwedwy you xDD knyow >_> me. 
CLEOPATRA. :3 Nyo matter, ;;w;; siw, what I ^.^ have heard ^w^ ow known. 
You waugh when :3 boys ^w^ ow >w< women tell theiw >w< dweams; 
:3 Is't ^.^ nyot >_> youw ÚwÚ twick? 
DOLABELLA. I undewstand ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ madam. 
CLEOPATRA. I dreamt there ÚwÚ was OwO an UwU Empewow Antony- 
:33 O, such another >w< sweep, UwU that I UwU might UwU see 
But such another ^w^ man! 
DOLABELLA. >w< If ^.^ it UwU might >w< pwease :3 ye- 
CLEOPATRA. His ;;w;; face ÚwÚ was as OwO the :3 heav'ns, ÚwÚ and :3 thewein ÚwÚ stuck 
OwO A >_< sun ÚwÚ and ^w^ moon, ;;w;; which ^-^ kept theiw ^-^ couwse ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wighted 
The wittwe :33 O, OwO the xDD eawth. 
DOLABELLA. uWu Most x3 suvweign creature- 
CLEOPATRA. His >w< wegs bestrid OwO the >w< ocean; his rear'd arm 
Cwested OwO the world. His >w< voice ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ pwopewtied 
UwU As >w< aww OwO the tuned >_< sphewes, ÚwÚ and UwU that ^-^ to fwiends; 
But when ^.^ he meant ^-^ to quaiw ÚwÚ and >_< shake OwO the ÚwÚ owb, 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was as >_> wattwing ^w^ thundew. >_< Fow his x3 bounty, 
Thewe ÚwÚ was nyo winter in't; OwO an autumn 'twas 
:33 That ^-^ gwew OwO the ^-^ mowe uWu by reaping. His >w< dewights 
Were UwU dowphin-wike: uWu they show'd his xDD back :33 abuv 
The element uWu they uWu wiv'd in. UwU In his x3 wivewy 
UwU Wawk'd >w< cwowns ÚwÚ and crownets; weawms ÚwÚ and xDD iswands ;;w;; wewe 
UwU As ;;w;; pwates >_> dwopp'd ^-^ fwom his >_< pocket. 
DOLABELLA. Cleopatra- 
CLEOPATRA. :33 Think you there ÚwÚ was ^w^ ow UwU might >w< be such :3 a man 
UwU As :3 this I dreamt x3 of? 
DOLABELLA. ;;w;; Gentwe UwU madam, nyo. 
CLEOPATRA. You >_< wie, OwO up ^-^ to OwO the hearing >_> of OwO the xDD gods. 
But ^-^ if there >w< be :3 nyow >w< evew ;;w;; wewe ^-^ onye :33 such, 
ÚwÚ It's ÚwÚ past OwO the UwU size >_> of drearning. :3 Nyatuwe ÚwÚ wants stuff 
ÚwÚ To UwU vie ÚwÚ stwange >_> fowms with ;;w;; fancy; ÚwÚ yet x3 t' ÚwÚ imaginye 
An Antony ;;w;; wewe nature's piece >w< 'gainst >w< fancy, 
Condemning ^w^ shadows x3 quite. 
DOLABELLA. >w< Heaw uWu me, good ÚwÚ madam. 
Your woss ;;w;; is, as OwO youwsewf, OwO gweat; ÚwÚ and you bear ^.^ it 
UwU As answering ^-^ to OwO the uWu weight. Wouwd I UwU might never 
:33 O'ewtake ;;w;; puwsu'd >w< success, uWu but I ^-^ do x3 feew, 
By OwO the ÚwÚ webound >_> of xDD youws, :3 a >w< gwief UwU that ^-^ smites 
UwU My vewy OwO heawt at ^.^ woot. 
CLEOPATRA. I :3 thank you, sir. 
xDD Knyow you what Caesar :3 means ^-^ to ^-^ do with x3 me? 
DOLABELLA. I x3 am loath ^-^ to tell you what I would you uWu knyew. 
CLEOPATRA. ;;w;; Nyay, pray you, sir. 
DOLABELLA. ^-^ Though ^.^ he >w< be honourable- 
CLEOPATRA. He'll ;;w;; wead uWu me, then, in twiumph? 
DOLABELLA. ^w^ Madam, ^.^ he uWu wiww. I xDD knyow't. [Fwouwish] 
^w^ [Within: ;;w;; 'Make uWu way ^w^ thewe-Caesaw!'] 

x3 Entew CAESAR; uWu GAWWUS, ÚwÚ PWOCUWEIUS, :3 MAECENyAS, UwU SEWEUCUS, 
ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews >_> of his x3 twain 

CAESAW. ^w^ Which :3 is OwO the Queen >_> of UwU Egypt? 
DOLABELLA. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the >_< Empewow, ÚwÚ madam. xDD [CWEOPATPA >w< knyeews] 
CAESAW. UwU Awise, you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ knyeew. 
I pray you, x3 wise; ÚwÚ wise, ÚwÚ Egypt. 
CLEOPATRA. >_> Siw, OwO the UwU gods 
uWu Wiww ^.^ have ^.^ it ;;w;; thus; my ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ and my lord 
I >w< must ;;w;; obey. 
CAESAW. ;;w;; Take ^-^ to you nyo ^-^ hawd xDD thoughts. 
The ÚwÚ wecowd >_> of what injuwies you >_> did >w< us, 
^-^ Though written in ^-^ ouw x3 fwesh, ^-^ we uWu shaww wemembew 
UwU As >w< things uWu but x3 donye uWu by chance. 
CLEOPATRA. ^-^ Sowe x3 siw o' th' UwU wowwd, 
I cannyot :33 pwoject >_< minye >_> own cause OwO so ;;w;; weww 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make ^.^ it clear, uWu but ^-^ do x3 confess I ^.^ have 
:3 Been waden with >_< wike frailties ;;w;; which before 
>_< Have >_< often ÚwÚ sham'd ^-^ ouw ;;w;; sex. 
CAESAW. UwU Cweopatwa, xDD knyow 
We uWu wiww ;;w;; extenyuate wathew than uWu enfowce. 
>w< If you OwO appwy yourself ^-^ to ^-^ ouw intents- 
^w^ Which towards you awe UwU most gentwe- you uWu shaww find 
OwO A benefit in :3 this ÚwÚ change; uWu but ^-^ if you >w< seek 
ÚwÚ To uWu way uWu on me :3 a cruelty uWu by ^-^ taking 
^-^ Antony's ^.^ couwse, you uWu shaww bereave yourself 
x3 Of my good UwU puwposes, ÚwÚ and >w< put >_> youw chiwdwen 
ÚwÚ To UwU that destwuction ;;w;; which I'll guawd them ^w^ fwom, 
>w< If UwU theweon you OwO wewy. I'll UwU take my weave. 
CLEOPATRA. And >w< may, OwO thwough >w< aww OwO the world. ^.^ 'Tis xDD youws, ÚwÚ and >_> we, 
Your UwU scutcheons ÚwÚ and >_> youw signs >_> of :33 conquest, uWu shaww 
>w< Hang in what place you pwease. Here, my good :33 wowd. 
CAESAW. You uWu shaww :33 advise me in >w< aww uWu fow UwU Cweopatwa. 
CLEOPATRA. :3 This :3 is OwO the bwief >_> of >_> monyey, ;;w;; pwate, ÚwÚ and jewews, 
I x3 am ^-^ possess'd >_> of. ^.^ 'Tis x3 exactwy ;;w;; vawued, 
:3 Nyot :33 petty >w< things admitted. Where's :33 Seweucus? 
SEWEUCUS. Here, ÚwÚ madam. 
CLEOPATRA. :3 This :3 is my ^.^ tweasuwew; let him ÚwÚ speak, my lord, 
:3 Upon his ;;w;; pewiw, UwU that I ^.^ have ^-^ wesewv'd 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ mysewf nothing. ^w^ Speak OwO the truth, Seleucus. 
SEWEUCUS. ^w^ Madam, 
I xDD had wathew >w< seaw my lips than ^-^ to my peril 
^w^ Speak UwU that ;;w;; which :3 is not. 
CLEOPATRA. What ^.^ have I ^-^ kept back? 
SEWEUCUS. ^w^ Enyough ^-^ to ^-^ puwchase what you ^.^ have :3 made known. 
CAESAW. ;;w;; Nyay, x3 bwush ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ Cweopatwa; I appwuv 
Your OwO wisdom in OwO the :3 deed. 
CLEOPATRA. ^w^ See, Caesaw! :33 O, uWu behowd, 
OwO How OwO pomp :3 is followed! Minye uWu wiww :3 nyow >w< be yours; 
And, shouwd ^-^ we ÚwÚ shift ;;w;; estates, x3 youws would >w< be x3 minye. 
The ingratitude >_> of :3 this Seleucus OwO does 
>_< Even ^-^ make me wiwd. :3 O slave, >_> of nyo ^-^ mowe xDD twust 
>w< Than love that's xDD hiw'd! >_> What, ^w^ goest :3 thou back? Thou ^-^ shawt 
uWu Go ^w^ back, I ;;w;; wawwant thee; uWu but I'll catch UwU thinye eyes 
^-^ Though uWu they xDD had x3 wings. Slave, soulless viwwain, xDD dog! 
:3 O ^-^ wawewy ^-^ base! 
CAESAW. Good uWu Queen, let OwO us entweat you. 
CLEOPATRA. :3 O Caesaw, what :3 a >_> wounding ÚwÚ shame :3 is this, 
:33 That :3 thou UwU vouchsafing here ^-^ to >w< visit uWu me, 
Doing OwO the uWu honyouw >_> of >w< thy :33 wowdwinyess 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ onye OwO so OwO meek, UwU that >_< minye >_> own ^-^ sewvant shouwd 
>w< Pawcew OwO the sum >_> of my disgwaces uWu by 
uWu Addition >_> of his OwO envy! Say, good Caesaw, 
:33 That I >w< some wady >_< twifwes ^.^ have wesewv'd, 
Immoment UwU toys, >w< things >_> of such >w< dignyity 
UwU As ^-^ we gweet modewn fwiends withal; ÚwÚ and uWu say 
uWu Some nobler token I ^.^ have ^-^ kept >_> apawt 
>_< Fow ^w^ Wivia ÚwÚ and OwO Octavia, ^-^ to ;;w;; induce 
Their mediation- >w< must I >w< be :3 unfowded 
x3 With ^-^ onye UwU that I ^.^ have >w< bwed? The x3 gods! ^w^ It ^-^ smites me 
:33 Benyeath OwO the ^-^ faww I have. uWu [To UwU SEWEUCUS] ÚwÚ Pwithee >w< go >_> hence; 
Ow I uWu shaww show OwO the cindews >_> of my uWu spiwits 
^.^ Thwough th' ashes >_> of my chance. OwO Wewt :3 thou :3 a man, 
Thou wouldst ^.^ have UwU mewcy uWu on >_> me. 
CAESAW. :33 Fowbeaw, Seleucus. Exit SELEUCUS 
CLEOPATRA. Be ^.^ it OwO knyown UwU that >_> we, OwO the gweatest, awe ÚwÚ misthought 
>_< Fow >w< things UwU that ÚwÚ othews do; ÚwÚ and when ^-^ we ^-^ faww 
We ÚwÚ answew >_> othews' merits in ^-^ ouw uWu nyame, 
uWu Awe OwO thewefowe ^-^ to >w< be pitied. 
CAESAW. UwU Cweopatwa, 
:3 Nyot what you ^.^ have wesewv'd, :3 nyow what acknowledg'd, 
x3 Put ^-^ we >w< i' th' roll >_> of ÚwÚ conquest. OwO Stiww be't xDD youws, 
uWu Bestow ^.^ it at >_> youw ^-^ pweasuwe; ÚwÚ and believe 
Caesar's nyo merchant, ^-^ to ^-^ make UwU pwize with you 
x3 Of >w< things UwU that merchants x3 sowd. OwO Thewefowe >w< be cheer'd; 
UwU Make ^.^ nyot >_> youw >_> thoughts >_> youw pwisons. No, dear Queen; 
>_< Fow ^-^ we intend OwO so ^-^ to >_< dispose you as 
Yourself uWu shaww ^w^ give OwO us x3 counsew. :33 Feed ÚwÚ and ^-^ sweep. 
Our cawe ÚwÚ and ^-^ pity :3 is OwO so >w< much x3 upon you 
:33 That ^-^ we >_< wemain >_> youw :3 fwiend; ÚwÚ and so, ^.^ adieu. 
CLEOPATRA. UwU My ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ and my wowd! 
CAESAW. :3 Nyot ÚwÚ so. OwO Adieu. 
:33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt CAESAR ÚwÚ and his x3 twain 
CLEOPATRA. ÚwÚ He uWu wowds uWu me, >_> giwws, ^.^ he uWu wowds uWu me, UwU that I shouwd ^.^ nyot 
Be x3 nyobwe ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf. But :3 hawk ^.^ thee, Charmian! 
[Whispews CHARMIAN] 
xDD IWAS. >w< Finyish, good lady; OwO the UwU bwight :3 day :3 is >_< donye, 
And ^-^ we awe uWu fow OwO the :3 dawk. 
CLEOPATRA. Hie ÚwÚ thee again. 
I ^.^ have xDD spoke uWu awweady, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 is pwovided; 
uWu Go >w< put ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the UwU haste. 
>_> CHAWMIAN. ^w^ Madam, I uWu wiww. 

;;w;; We-entew OwO DOWABEWWA 

DOLABELLA. Where's OwO the ÚwÚ Queen? 
>_> CHAWMIAN. >_< Behowd, sir. Exit 
CLEOPATRA. Dolabella! 
DOLABELLA. ^w^ Madam, as theweto sworn uWu by >_> youw ^.^ command, 
^w^ Which my love makes >_< wewigion ^-^ to uWu obey, 
I tell you :33 this: Caesar OwO thwough ^-^ Sywia 
UwU Intends his >_< jouwnyey, ÚwÚ and within three >_< days 
You with >_> youw chiwdwen uWu wiww ^.^ he ^-^ send >_> befowe. 
UwU Make >_> youw :33 best ;;w;; use >_> of ^.^ this; I ^.^ have xDD pewfowm'd 
Your ^w^ pweasuwe ÚwÚ and my >w< pwomise. 
CLEOPATRA. ^-^ Dowabewwa, 
I uWu shaww >_< wemain >_> youw x3 debtow. 
DOLABELLA. I >_> youw sewvant. 
Adieu, good Queen; I >w< must ^.^ attend uWu on Caesar. 
CLEOPATRA. Faweweww, ÚwÚ and :33 thanks. Exit OwO DOWABEWWA 
Nyow, Iwas, what think'st thou? 
Thou OwO an x3 Egyptian xDD puppet uWu shaww >w< be shown 
UwU In >_> Wome as ;;w;; weww as :3 I. Mechanic ;;w;; swaves, 
x3 With xDD gweasy uWu apwons, wuwes, ÚwÚ and hammers, uWu shaww 
Uplift OwO us ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ view; in theiw OwO thick breaths, 
>_> Wank >_> of :3 gwoss ;;w;; diet, uWu shaww ^-^ we >w< be :33 encwouded, 
And fowc'd ^-^ to dwink theiw vapour. 
xDD IWAS. The UwU gods forbid! 
CLEOPATRA. ;;w;; Nyay, 'tis UwU most ^w^ cewtain, Iwas. ÚwÚ Saucy ÚwÚ wictows 
uWu Wiww catch at OwO us >_< wike stwumpets, ÚwÚ and scawd uWu whymews 
ÚwÚ Bawwad OwO us >_< out o' ^.^ tunye; OwO the uWu quick UwU comedians 
Extempowawwy uWu wiww OwO stage >w< us, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwesent 
Our Awexandwian ^w^ wevews; Antony 
:33 Shaww >w< be ^w^ bwought drunken >w< fowth, ÚwÚ and I uWu shaww UwU see 
uWu Some :33 squeaking ÚwÚ Cweopatwa :3 boy my greatness 
uWu I' th' x3 postuwe >_> of :3 a whowe. 
xDD IWAS. :3 O OwO the good x3 gods! 
CLEOPATRA. ;;w;; Nyay, that's >w< cewtain. 
xDD IWAS. I'll never >_< see't, uWu fow I x3 am ^w^ suwe >_< minye ^.^ nyaiws 
uWu Awe stronger than >_< minye OwO eyes. 
CLEOPATRA. ÚwÚ Why, that's OwO the uWu way 
ÚwÚ To OwO foow theiw pwepawation ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO conquew 
Their UwU most ÚwÚ absuwd intents. 

x3 Entew ^-^ CHAWMIAN 

Nyow, Charmian! 
Show uWu me, my :3 women, >_< wike :3 a >w< queen. uWu Go ÚwÚ fetch 
UwU My :33 best ;;w;; attiwes. I x3 am UwU again uWu fow Cydnus, 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ meet >_< Mawk x3 Antony. Sirrah, Iwas, ^.^ go. 
Nyow, x3 nyobwe Charmian, ^w^ we'ww uWu dispatch UwU indeed; 
And when :3 thou x3 hast x3 donye :3 this uWu chawe, I'll ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee xDD weave 
ÚwÚ To xDD pway ÚwÚ tiww OwO doomsday. >_< Bwing ^-^ ouw :3 cwown ÚwÚ and all. 
Exit xDD IWAS. OwO A ^w^ nyoise within 
>_> Whewefowe's :3 this xDD nyoise? 

x3 Entew :3 a >_> GUAWDSMAN 

x3 GUAWDSMAN. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a ^-^ wuwaw :3 fewwow 
:33 That uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be ;;w;; denyied >_> youw OwO Highnyess' presence. 
ÚwÚ He brings you ^-^ figs. 
CLEOPATRA. >_> Wet him come in. Exit >_> GUAWDSMAN 
What UwU poow OwO an ^.^ instwument 
May ^-^ do :3 a x3 nyobwe deed! ÚwÚ He brings me :33 wibewty. 
UwU My ^.^ wesowution's plac'd, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have nyothing 
x3 Of ^-^ woman in >_> me. Nyow ^-^ fwom head ^-^ to foot 
I x3 am mawbwe-constant; :3 nyow OwO the ;;w;; fweeting ^-^ moon 
:3 Nyo ^w^ pwanyet :3 is >_> of x3 minye. 

;;w;; We-entew >_> GUAWDSMAN ÚwÚ and >w< CWOWN, with :3 a basket 

x3 GUAWDSMAN. :3 This :3 is OwO the xDD man. 
CLEOPATRA. OwO Avoid, ÚwÚ and xDD weave >_> him. Exit >_> GUAWDSMAN 
xDD Hast :3 thou OwO the pwetty wowm >_> of >w< Nyiwus there 
:33 That kiwws ÚwÚ and x3 pains not? 
CLOWN. Twuwy, I ^.^ have >_> him. But I would ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO the party UwU that shouwd 
desiwe you ^-^ to ^.^ touch ^w^ him, uWu fow his >_> biting :3 is OwO immowtaw; x3 those UwU that 
^-^ do die >_> of ^.^ it ^-^ do uWu sewdom ^w^ ow never >w< wecuvw. 
CLEOPATRA. Remember'st :3 thou ^-^ any UwU that ^.^ have ;;w;; died on't? 
CLOWN. Very many, x3 men ÚwÚ and >w< women ^w^ too. I heard >_> of ^-^ onye >_> of them nyo 
ÚwÚ wongew than ^-^ yestewday: :3 a vewy >w< honyest woman, uWu but xDD something >w< given 
^-^ to >_< wie, as :3 a ^-^ woman shouwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ do uWu but in OwO the uWu way >_> of :3 honyesty; how 
^.^ she ;;w;; died >_> of OwO the >_> biting >_> of it, what pain ^.^ she :3 fewt- ^.^ twuwy ^.^ she makes 
:3 a vewy good wepowt o' th' ;;w;; wowm. But ^.^ he UwU that uWu wiww believe >w< aww UwU that 
uWu they uWu say uWu shaww never >w< be :33 saved uWu by half UwU that uWu they do. But :3 this :3 is 
UwU most :3 fawwiabwe, OwO the ^.^ wowm's OwO an uWu odd ;;w;; wowm. 
CLEOPATRA. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee >_> hence; faweweww. 
CLOWN. I ^w^ wish you >w< aww ^.^ joy >_> of OwO the ;;w;; wowm. 
ÚwÚ [Sets ;;w;; down OwO the ^w^ basket] 
CLEOPATRA. >w< Faweweww. 
CLOWN. You >w< must ÚwÚ think this, ÚwÚ wook you, UwU that OwO the wowm uWu wiww ^-^ do his 
OwO kind. 
CLEOPATRA. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ ay; faweweww. 
CLOWN. Wook you, OwO the wowm :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be UwU twusted uWu but in OwO the UwU keeping 
>_> of xDD wise :33 peopwe; uWu fow >_< indeed there :3 is nyo xDD goodnyess in OwO the ;;w;; wowm. 
CLEOPATRA. ;;w;; Take :3 thou nyo care; ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ heeded. 
CLOWN. Very :33 good. >w< Give ^.^ it nothing, I pray you, uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot wowth 
OwO the :3 feeding. 
CLEOPATRA. uWu Wiww ^.^ it xDD eat x3 me? 
CLOWN. You >w< must ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think I x3 am OwO so ÚwÚ simpwe uWu but I xDD knyow OwO the ^w^ deviw 
^-^ himsewf uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD eat :3 a OwO woman. I xDD knyow UwU that :3 a ^-^ woman :3 is :3 a dish uWu fow 
OwO the >_< gods, ^-^ if OwO the ^w^ deviw dwess xDD hew not. But truly, ^.^ these >_> same 
whoreson devils ^-^ do OwO the UwU gods gweat harm in theiw :3 women, uWu fow in 
every >w< ten UwU that uWu they ^-^ make OwO the devils mar OwO five. 
CLEOPATRA. Weww, >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone; faweweww. 
CLOWN. x3 Yes, forsooth. I ^w^ wish you ^.^ joy o' th' ;;w;; wowm. Exit 

;;w;; We-entew IWAS, with :3 a wobe, UwU cwown, &c. 

CLEOPATRA. >w< Give me my wobe, >w< put uWu on my >_< cwown; I ^.^ have 
Immortal uWu wongings in >_> me. Nyow nyo ^-^ mowe 
The x3 juice >_> of :3 Egypt's ^w^ gwape uWu shaww ^.^ moist :3 this lip. 
:3 Yawe, :3 yawe, good >w< Iwas; ^w^ quick. x3 Methinks I hear 
Antony :3 caww. I UwU see him ;;w;; wouse ^-^ himsewf 
ÚwÚ To UwU pwaise my x3 nyobwe ^-^ act. I hear him xDD mock 
The xDD wuck >_> of Caesaw, ;;w;; which OwO the UwU gods ^w^ give x3 men 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; excuse theiw aftew :3 wwath. Husband, I come. 
Nyow ^-^ to UwU that name my :33 couwage ^w^ pwuv my ^w^ titwe! 
I x3 am x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and air; my uWu othew >_< ewements 
I ^w^ give ^-^ to baser wife. UwU So, ^.^ have you ;;w;; donye? 
Come then, ÚwÚ and UwU take OwO the last x3 wawmth >_> of my lips. 
Faweweww, >w< kind x3 Chawmian. Iwas, wong faweweww. 
OwO [Kisses ^.^ them. IWAS ^.^ fawws ÚwÚ and dies] 
>_< Have I OwO the aspic in my >w< wips? Dost faww? 
>w< If ;;w;; thus :3 thou ÚwÚ and ^-^ nyatuwe can OwO so gently UwU pawt, 
The OwO stwoke >_> of death :3 is as :3 a lover's x3 pinch, 
^w^ Which hurts ÚwÚ and :3 is desir'd. Dost :3 thou lie >_< stiww? 
>w< If :3 thou vanishest, :3 thou >_> teww'st OwO the x3 wowwd 
^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot wowth weave-taking. 
>_> CHAWMIAN. Dissowve, OwO thick ÚwÚ cwoud, ÚwÚ and wain, UwU that I ^-^ may uWu say 
The UwU gods themsewves ^-^ do weep. 
CLEOPATRA. :3 This proves me ;;w;; base. 
>w< If ^.^ she ^.^ fiwst ^.^ meet OwO the ^.^ cuwwed ^.^ Antony, 
He'll ^-^ make >_> demand >_> of UwU hew, ÚwÚ and uWu spend UwU that ÚwÚ kiss 
^w^ Which :3 is my >w< heaven ^-^ to have. ^w^ Come, :3 thou x3 mowtaw >_< wwetch, 
uWu [To OwO an >_> asp, ;;w;; which ^.^ she xDD appwies ^-^ to xDD hew breast] 
x3 With >w< thy shawp UwU teeth :3 this knot intwinsicate 
x3 Of life at UwU once UwU untie. OwO Poow ^.^ venyomous fool, 
Be :3 angwy ÚwÚ and UwU dispatch. :3 O uWu couwdst :3 thou ÚwÚ speak, 
:33 That I UwU might hear ÚwÚ thee caww gweat Caesar ;;w;; ass 
>w< Unpowicied! 
>_> CHAWMIAN. :3 O xDD Eastewn ^.^ staw! 
CLEOPATRA. Peace, :3 peace! 
Dost :3 thou ^.^ nyot UwU see my baby at my uWu bweast 
:33 That ^w^ sucks OwO the ÚwÚ nyuwse :3 asweep? 
>_> CHAWMIAN. :33 O, break! :33 O, break! 
CLEOPATRA. UwU As ^w^ sweet as x3 bawm, as ^.^ soft as :3 aiw, as gentwe- 
:3 O Antony! ;;w;; Nyay, I uWu wiww UwU take ÚwÚ thee xDD too: 
xDD [Appwying another asp ^-^ to xDD hew awm] 
What shouwd I OwO stay- ;;w;; [Dies] 
>_> CHAWMIAN. UwU In :3 this :3 viwe world? UwU So, fare ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. 
Nyow boast ^.^ thee, >_< death, in >w< thy UwU possession :3 wies 
OwO A OwO wass :33 unpawawwew'd. Downy windows, ^-^ cwose; 
And gowden ÚwÚ Phoebus never >w< be x3 behewd 
x3 Of eyes UwU again OwO so royal! Your x3 cwown's :3 awwy; 
I'll OwO mend ^.^ it ÚwÚ and then >w< pway- 

x3 Entew OwO the ^-^ guawd, ÚwÚ wushing in 

OwO FIWST GUAWD. Where's OwO the ÚwÚ Queen? 
>_> CHAWMIAN. ^w^ Speak :33 softwy, :3 wake xDD hew not. 
OwO FIWST GUAWD. Caesar ;;w;; hath >w< sent- 
>_> CHAWMIAN. :3 Too uWu swow :3 a messenger. [Applies OwO an :3 asp] 
:33 O, come :3 apace, UwU dispatch. I pawtwy ;;w;; feew thee. 
OwO FIWST GUAWD. Appwoach, UwU ho! x3 Aww's ^.^ nyot weww: Caesar's beguiw'd. 
x3 SECOND GUAWD. There's ;;w;; Dowabewwa x3 sent ^-^ fwom xDD Caesaw; caww >_> him. 
OwO FIWST GUAWD. What wowk :3 is :3 hewe! Charmian, :3 is :3 this ;;w;; weww ;;w;; donye? 
>_> CHAWMIAN. ^w^ It :3 is ;;w;; weww >_< donye, ÚwÚ and >w< fitting uWu fow :3 a princes 
:33 Descended >_> of OwO so many :33 woyaw ^.^ kings. 
xDD Ah, ÚwÚ sowdiew! xDD [CHAWMIAN dies] 

;;w;; We-entew OwO DOWABEWWA 

DOLABELLA. OwO How :33 goes ^.^ it hewe? 
x3 SECOND GUAWD. ^-^ Aww UwU dead. 
DOLABELLA. Caesaw, >w< thy >_> thoughts 
Touch theiw effects in ÚwÚ this. :33 Thysewf art UwU coming 
ÚwÚ To UwU see xDD pewfowm'd OwO the dreaded ^.^ act ;;w;; which :3 thou 
^w^ So sought'st ^-^ to hinder. 
^w^ [Within: 'A uWu way there, :3 a uWu way uWu fow Caesaw!'] 

;;w;; We-entew CAESAR ÚwÚ and >w< aww his x3 twain 

DOLABELLA. :3 O ;;w;; siw, you awe xDD too ^w^ suwe OwO an augurer: 
:33 That you >_> did ;;w;; feaw :3 is >w< donye. 
CAESAW. >_> Bwavest at OwO the ^w^ wast, 
She OwO weveww'd at ^-^ ouw UwU puwposes, ÚwÚ and being :33 woyaw, 
>_< Took xDD hew >_> own way. The manner >_> of theiw deaths? 
I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot UwU see them bweed. 
DOLABELLA. OwO Who ÚwÚ was last with >w< them? 
OwO FIWST GUAWD. OwO A ÚwÚ simpwe :33 countwyman UwU that ^w^ bwought xDD hew ^-^ figs. 
:3 This ÚwÚ was his x3 basket. 
CAESAW. UwU Poison'd xDD then. 
OwO FIWST GUAWD. :3 O Caesaw, 
:3 This Charmian uWu wiv'd uWu but UwU nyow; ^.^ she ÚwÚ stood ÚwÚ and ^.^ spake. 
I ;;w;; found xDD hew UwU twimming OwO up OwO the diadem 
uWu On xDD hew UwU dead OwO mistwess. >_> Twembwingwy ^.^ she OwO stood, 
And uWu on OwO the ^w^ sudden dropp'd. 
CAESAW. :3 O x3 nyobwe >_< weaknyess! 
>w< If uWu they xDD had swawwow'd :3 poison 'twouwd :3 appeaw 
By ^-^ extewnyaw swelling; uWu but ^.^ she looks >_< wike >w< sweep, 
UwU As ^.^ she would catch another Antony 
UwU In xDD hew >w< stwong >_< toiw >_> of >_< gwace. 
DOLABELLA. ;;w;; Hewe uWu on xDD hew uWu bweast 
Thewe :3 is :3 a :33 vent >_> of blood, ÚwÚ and xDD something bwown; 
The >_< wike :3 is uWu on xDD hew arm. 
OwO FIWST GUAWD. :3 This :3 is OwO an uWu aspic's OwO twaiw; ÚwÚ and ^.^ these xDD fig-weaves 
>_< Have ^.^ swime x3 upon ;;w;; them, such as th' aspic leaves 
:3 Upon OwO the ^.^ caves >_> of Nyiwe. 
CAESAW. uWu Most pwobabwe 
:33 That OwO so ^.^ she ÚwÚ died; uWu fow xDD hew physician uWu tewws me 
She ;;w;; hath ;;w;; puwsu'd conclusions >_< infinyite 
x3 Of :33 easy ^-^ ways ^-^ to ^-^ die. ;;w;; Take OwO up xDD hew :33 bed, 
And bear xDD hew >w< women ^-^ fwom OwO the monument. 
She uWu shaww >w< be buwied uWu by xDD hew Antony; 
:3 Nyo grave x3 upon OwO the :3 eawth uWu shaww ^w^ cwip in ^.^ it 
OwO A paiw OwO so ÚwÚ famous. High >w< events as ^.^ these 
Stwike x3 those UwU that ^-^ make them; ÚwÚ and theiw story :3 is 
:3 Nyo less in ^-^ pity than his >_> gwowy ;;w;; which 
Brought them ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ wamented. Our ;;w;; awmy uWu shaww 
UwU In sowemn show ^.^ attend :3 this OwO funyewaw, 
And then ^-^ to Rome. ^w^ Come, ^-^ Dowabewwa, UwU see 
High owdew in :3 this gweat >w< sowemnyity. >_< Exeunt 


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:3 1601 

:33 AS uWu YOU LIKE ^.^ IT 

uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe 



DRAMATIS ^w^ PEWSONyAE. 

;;w;; DUKE, :3 wiving in exiwe 
FREDERICK, his :33 bwothew, ÚwÚ and UwU usuwpew >_> of his UwU dominyions 
AMIENS, lord :33 attending uWu on OwO the >w< banyished UwU Duke 
^w^ JAQUES, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
>w< WE ;;w;; BEAU, :3 a ;;w;; couwtiew :33 attending x3 upon >_< Fwedewick 
^.^ CHAWWES, UwU wwestwew ^-^ to >_< Fwedewick 
^-^ OWIVEW, :3 son >_> of Sir >_< Wowwand ^.^ de :33 Boys 
^w^ JAQUES, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
:3 OWWANDO, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
>w< ADAM, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to >_< Owivew 
^-^ DENNyIS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
ÚwÚ TOUCHSTONyE, OwO the couwt >_> jestew 
ÚwÚ SIW ;;w;; OWIVEW MARTEXT, :3 a vicaw 
COWIN, shephewd 
>_> SIWVIUS, ^w^ " 
uWu WIWWIAM, :3 a ;;w;; countwy fewwow, in love with ^w^ Audwey 
OwO A person :3 wepwesenting :33 HYMEN 

UwU WOSAWIND, daughter ^-^ to OwO the >w< banyished UwU Duke 
:3 CEWIA, daughter ^-^ to >_< Fwedewick 
UwU PHEBE, :3 a >_< shephewdes 
AUDWEY, :3 a ;;w;; countwy wench 

>w< Wowds, ;;w;; Pages, >_> Fowestews, ÚwÚ and x3 Attendants 




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SCENyE: 
:33 OWIVEW'S >_< house; FWEDEWICK'S >_> couwt; ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 Fowest >_> of >w< Awden 

^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
Owchawd >_> of :33 OWIVEW'S house 

x3 Entew ORLANDO ÚwÚ and OwO ADAM 

^-^ OWWANDO. UwU As I :33 wemembew, uWu Adam, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was x3 upon :3 this ^.^ fashion ÚwÚ bequeathed 
me uWu by uWu wiww uWu but UwU poow :3 a ^w^ thousand cwowns, :3 and, as :3 thou >w< say'st, 
UwU chawged my :33 bwothew, uWu on his OwO bwessing, ^-^ to breed me ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ and there 
begins my UwU sadnyess. UwU My bwothew >w< Jaques ^.^ he >_< keeps at school, ÚwÚ and 
wepowt ^-^ speaks x3 gowdenwy >_> of his uWu pwofit. >_< Fow my UwU pawt, ^.^ he >_< keeps me 
^w^ wusticawwy at home, ;;w;; ow, ^-^ to speak ^-^ mowe ^.^ pwopewwy, ^w^ stays me here at 
UwU home ^.^ unkept; uWu fow caww you UwU that UwU keeping uWu fow :3 a ^-^ gentweman >_> of my 
biwth UwU that :3 diffews ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ stawwing >_> of OwO an ;;w;; ox? His howses awe 
bwed bettew; for, >w< besides UwU that uWu they awe fair with theiw feeding, 
uWu they awe ^w^ taught theiw manage, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to UwU that ^-^ end >w< widews dearly 
:33 hiw'd; uWu but OwO I, his :33 bwothew, >_< gain nyothing uWu undew him uWu but uWu gwowth; uWu fow 
OwO the ;;w;; which his animals uWu on his UwU dunghiwws awe as >w< much bound ^-^ to him 
as :3 I. Besides :3 this nyothing UwU that ^.^ he OwO so pwentifuwwy gives uWu me, OwO the 
xDD something UwU that ^-^ nyatuwe >_> gave me his countenance uWu seems ^-^ to UwU take ^-^ fwom 
>_> me. ÚwÚ He UwU wets me :33 feed with his uWu hinds, :33 baws me OwO the place >_> of :3 a 
:33 bwothew, ÚwÚ and as >w< much as in him :3 wies, xDD minyes my gentiwity with my 
OwO education. :3 This :3 is it, uWu Adam, UwU that ÚwÚ gwieves me; ÚwÚ and OwO the spirit >_> of 
my fathew, ;;w;; which I ÚwÚ think :3 is within uWu me, begins ^-^ to UwU mutiny x3 against 
:3 this :33 sewvitude. I uWu wiww nyo ÚwÚ wongew >_> enduwe it, >w< though ÚwÚ yet I xDD knyow nyo 
xDD wise ^.^ wemedy how ^-^ to UwU avoid it. 

x3 Entew ;;w;; OWIVEW 

ADAM. Yondew comes my :3 mastew, >_> youw brother. 
^-^ OWWANDO. uWu Go apawt, uWu Adam, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt hear how ^.^ he uWu wiww >_< shake me 
:33 up. >_> [ADAM :3 wetiwes] 
OLIVER. Nyow, :3 siw! what ^-^ make you hewe? 
^-^ OWWANDO. ^-^ Nyothing; I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^w^ taught ^-^ to ^-^ make ^-^ any >_> thing. 
OLIVER. What mar you then, sir? 
^-^ OWWANDO. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, I x3 am hewping you ^-^ to mar UwU that ;;w;; which :3 God made, :3 a 
UwU poow unworthy bwothew >_> of xDD youws, with >_> idwenyess. 
OLIVER. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, >w< be better >_< empwoyed, ÚwÚ and >w< be UwU nyought >_> awhiwe. 
^-^ OWWANDO. :33 Shaww I ^-^ keep >_> youw >_< hogs, ÚwÚ and xDD eat xDD husks with >w< them? What 
:33 pwodigaw portion ^.^ have I spent UwU that I shouwd come ^-^ to such xDD penyuwy? 
OLIVER. xDD Knyow you xDD whewe you awe, sir? 
^-^ OWWANDO. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, vewy ;;w;; weww; here in >_> youw x3 owchawd. 
OLIVER. xDD Knyow you before whom, sir? 
^-^ OWWANDO. >w< Ay, better than him I x3 am before knows >_> me. I xDD knyow you awe 
my ewdest brother; ÚwÚ and in OwO the gentwe ^.^ condition >_> of blood, you 
shouwd OwO so xDD knyow >_> me. The couwtesy >_> of >_< nyations allows you my better 
in UwU that you awe OwO the ^w^ fiwst-bown; uWu but OwO the >_> same ^.^ twadition ^-^ takes ^.^ nyot 
away my blood, ;;w;; wewe there twenty bwothews ;;w;; betwixt ÚwÚ us. I ^.^ have as 
>w< much >_> of my fathew in me as you, :3 awbeit I x3 confess >_> youw UwU coming 
before me :3 is nearer ^-^ to his x3 wevewence. 
OLIVER. >_> What, :33 boy! >w< [Stwikes xDD him] 
^-^ OWWANDO. ^w^ Come, xDD come, ÚwÚ ewdew :33 bwothew, you awe xDD too x3 young in ÚwÚ this. 
OLIVER. uWu Wiwt :3 thou uWu way ^.^ hands uWu on uWu me, >w< viwwain? 
^-^ OWWANDO. I x3 am nyo villain; I x3 am OwO the ^w^ youngest :3 son >_> of Sir >_< Wowwand ^.^ de 
>_> Boys. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was my uWu fathew; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is ÚwÚ thwice :3 a villain UwU that :33 says such 
:3 a fathew ;;w;; begot ^.^ viwwains. OwO Wewt :3 thou ^.^ nyot my :33 bwothew, I would ^.^ nyot 
UwU take :3 this hand ^-^ fwom >w< thy ^w^ thwoat ÚwÚ tiww :3 this uWu othew xDD had uWu puww'd >_< out >w< thy 
:33 tongue uWu fow ^.^ saying ÚwÚ so. Thou >_> has ÚwÚ waiw'd uWu on thysewf. 
ADAM. >_> [Coming forward] ^.^ Sweet masters, >w< be patient; uWu fow >_> youw >_< fathew's 
x3 wemembwance, >w< be at accord. 
OLIVER. >_> Wet me ÚwÚ go, I >w< say. 
^-^ OWWANDO. I uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ tiww I pwease; you uWu shaww hear >_> me. UwU My fathew 
OwO chawg'd you in his uWu wiww ^-^ to ^w^ give me good :33 education: you ^.^ have 
>w< twain'd me >_< wike :3 a peasant, >_< obscuwing ÚwÚ and UwU hiding ^-^ fwom me >w< aww 
gentleman-like ^w^ quawities. The spirit >_> of my fathew grows >w< stwong in 
uWu me, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww nyo ÚwÚ wongew >_> enduwe xDD it; OwO thewefowe awwow me such 
exercises as ^-^ may ÚwÚ become :3 a ;;w;; gentweman, ^w^ ow ^w^ give me OwO the UwU poow 
allottery my fathew weft me uWu by :33 testament; with UwU that I uWu wiww >w< go ^-^ buy 
my UwU fowtunyes. 
OLIVER. And what xDD wiwt :3 thou x3 do? Beg, when UwU that :3 is UwU spent? Weww, ;;w;; siw, 
>_< get you in. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot wong >w< be twoubwed with OwO you; you uWu shaww ^.^ have 
>w< some part >_> of >_> youw uWu wiww. I pray you xDD weave >_> me. 
^-^ OWWANDO. I nyo further offend you than >_< becomes me uWu fow my :33 good. 
OLIVER. UwU Get you with ^w^ him, you ^.^ owd >_< dog. 
ADAM. ^-^ Is 'owd dog' my reward? uWu Most true, I ^.^ have lost my UwU teeth in 
>_> youw uWu sewvice. :3 God >w< be with my ^.^ owd >w< mastew! ÚwÚ He would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have xDD spoke 
such :3 a :33 wowd. 
>_< Exeunt ORLANDO ÚwÚ and OwO ADAM 
OLIVER. ^-^ Is ^.^ it x3 even so? xDD Begin you ^-^ to gwow x3 upon x3 me? I uWu wiww ÚwÚ physic 
>_> youw rankness, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^w^ give nyo ^w^ thousand >w< cwowns nyeithew. Howwa, 
Dennyis! 

x3 Entew DENNIS 

>w< DENNyIS. :3 Cawws >_> youw >w< wowship? 
OLIVER. ^.^ nyot Charles, OwO the >w< Duke's ^w^ wwestwew, here ^-^ to speak with x3 me? 
>w< DENNyIS. ^w^ So >w< pwease you, ^.^ he :3 is here at OwO the xDD doow ÚwÚ and importunes access 
^-^ to you. 
OLIVER. ^-^ Caww him in. xDD [Exit >_< DENNyIS] 'Twiww >w< be :3 a good OwO way; ÚwÚ and 
to-morrow OwO the wrestling is. 

x3 Entew CHAWWES 

CHARLES. Good ^-^ mowwow ^-^ to >_> youw worship. 
OLIVER. Good :33 Monsieuw Charles! What's OwO the OwO nyew UwU nyews at OwO the OwO nyew 
couwt? 
CHARLES. There's nyo UwU nyews at OwO the couwt, ;;w;; siw, uWu but OwO the ^.^ owd news; UwU that 
;;w;; is, OwO the ^.^ owd UwU Duke :3 is >w< banyished uWu by his ^.^ youngew bwothew OwO the OwO nyew Duke; 
ÚwÚ and three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw :33 woving uWu wowds ^.^ have >w< put themsewves OwO into ^.^ vowuntawy 
exiwe with ^w^ him, uWu whose x3 wands ÚwÚ and revenues UwU enwich OwO the OwO nyew Duke; 
OwO thewefowe ^.^ he gives them good xDD weave ^-^ to wandew. 
OLIVER. ^w^ Can you tell ^-^ if Rosalind, OwO the >w< Duke's >_> daughtew, >w< be >w< banyished 
with xDD hew fathew? 
CHARLES. :33 O, no; uWu fow OwO the >w< Duke's >_> daughtew, xDD hew uWu cousin, OwO so loves UwU hew, 
being >w< evew ^-^ fwom theiw ;;w;; cwadwes bwed togethew, UwU that ^.^ she would ^.^ have 
^-^ fowwowed xDD hew x3 exiwe, ^w^ ow ^.^ have ;;w;; died ^-^ to stay >_> behind :3 hew. She :3 is at 
OwO the couwt, ÚwÚ and nyo less bewuvd >_> of xDD hew uncwe than his >_> own 
^-^ daughtew; ÚwÚ and never two ;;w;; wadies loved as uWu they do. 
OLIVER. :3 Whewe uWu wiww OwO the ^.^ owd UwU Duke live? 
CHARLES. ^.^ They uWu say ^.^ he :3 is already in OwO the :3 Fowest >_> of >w< Awden, ÚwÚ and :3 a many 
>_> mewwy x3 men with him; ÚwÚ and there uWu they live >_< wike OwO the ^.^ owd uWu Wobin Hood 
>_> of Engwand. ^.^ They uWu say many x3 young gentlemen flock ^-^ to him every day, 
ÚwÚ and fleet OwO the UwU time cawewesswy, as uWu they >_> did in OwO the gowden world. 
OLIVER. >_> What, you wrestle to-morrow before OwO the OwO nyew OwO Duke? 
CHARLES. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ do OwO I, siw; ÚwÚ and I came ^-^ to :3 acquaint you with :3 a 
OwO mattew. I x3 am uWu given, ;;w;; siw, secwetwy ^-^ to undewstand UwU that >_> youw ^.^ youngew 
:33 bwothew, >_< Owwando, ;;w;; hath :3 a ^-^ disposition ^-^ to come in ÚwÚ disguis'd x3 against 
me ^-^ to twy :3 a OwO faww. :3 To-mowwow, ;;w;; siw, I wrestle uWu fow my credit; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he 
UwU that >_> escapes me ^-^ without >w< some ^w^ bwoken ^-^ wimb uWu shaww x3 acquit him :33 weww. 
Your bwothew :3 is uWu but x3 young ÚwÚ and tender; :3 and, uWu fow >_> youw love, I would 
>w< be loath ^-^ to :33 foiw ^w^ him, as I xDD must, uWu fow my >_> own xDD honyouw, ^-^ if ^.^ he come 
in; ^.^ thewefowe, >_< out >_> of my love ^-^ to you, I came UwU hithew ^-^ to :3 acquaint 
you ^-^ withaw, UwU that ;;w;; eithew you UwU might stay him ^-^ fwom his ÚwÚ intendment, 
^w^ ow ^.^ bwook such >w< disgwace ;;w;; weww as ^.^ he uWu shaww run UwU into, in UwU that ^.^ it :3 is 
xDD thing >_> of his >_> own >_> seawch ÚwÚ and ^-^ awtogethew x3 against my uWu wiww. 
OLIVER. Charles, I :3 thank ÚwÚ thee uWu fow >w< thy love ^-^ to uWu me, ;;w;; which :3 thou ^-^ shawt 
find I uWu wiww UwU most kindwy requite. I xDD had ^-^ mysewf nyotice >_> of my 
>_< bwothew's OwO puwpose herein, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have uWu by undewhand :3 means laboured ^-^ to 
^.^ dissuade him ^-^ fwom xDD it; uWu but ^.^ he :3 is resolute. I'll tell ^.^ thee, 
Charles, ^.^ it :3 is OwO the >w< stubbownyest x3 young :3 fewwow >_> of xDD Fwance; :33 fuww >_> of 
^-^ ambition, OwO an ÚwÚ envious emulator >_> of every ÚwÚ man's good :33 pawts, :3 a >w< secwet 
ÚwÚ and >_< viwwainyous >w< contwivew x3 against me his :3 nyatuwaw brother. 
OwO Thewefowe ;;w;; use >w< thy discretion: I xDD had as OwO wief :3 thou didst >_< bweak his 
neck as his finger. And :3 thou ^w^ wewt :33 best ÚwÚ wook to't; uWu fow ^-^ if :3 thou 
OwO dost him ^-^ any ^w^ swight UwU disgwace, ^w^ ow ^-^ if ^.^ he ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^w^ mightiwy OwO gwace 
^-^ himsewf uWu on ^.^ thee, ^.^ he uWu wiww ;;w;; pwactise x3 against ÚwÚ thee uWu by poison, entwap 
ÚwÚ thee uWu by >w< some treacherous OwO device, ÚwÚ and never xDD weave ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he 
;;w;; hath ta'en >w< thy life uWu by >w< some OwO indiwect :3 means ^w^ ow other; for, I 
assuwe ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and ^w^ awmost with ;;w;; teaws I speak it, there :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye 
OwO so x3 young ÚwÚ and OwO so >_< viwwainyous :3 this :3 day living. I speak uWu but xDD bwothewwy 
>_> of him; uWu but shouwd I ;;w;; anyatomize him ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee as ^.^ he ;;w;; is, I >w< must x3 bwush 
ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weep, ÚwÚ and :3 thou >w< must ÚwÚ wook OwO pawe ÚwÚ and wondew. 
CHARLES. I x3 am >_> heawtiwy ^.^ gwad I came UwU hithew ^-^ to you. >w< If ^.^ he come 
to-morrow I'll ^w^ give him his ;;w;; payment. >w< If >w< evew ^.^ he >w< go :3 awonye uWu again, 
I'll never wrestle uWu fow UwU pwize more. And so, :3 God ^-^ keep >_> youw ^-^ wowship! 
Exit 
OLIVER. Faweweww, good Charles. Nyow uWu wiww I :33 stiw :3 this gamester. I 
>w< hope I uWu shaww UwU see OwO an ^-^ end >_> of him; uWu fow my >_> souw, ÚwÚ yet I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >_> why, 
OwO hates nyothing ^-^ mowe than ^w^ he. >_> Yet :33 he's gentle; never school'd ÚwÚ and 
ÚwÚ yet learned; :33 fuww >_> of x3 nyobwe >w< device; >_> of >w< aww OwO sowts enchantingwy 
beloved; :3 and, :3 indeed, OwO so >w< much in OwO the OwO heawt >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, ÚwÚ and 
>w< especiawwy >_> of my >_> own ;;w;; peopwe, ^-^ who :33 best xDD knyow ^w^ him, UwU that I x3 am 
^-^ awtogethew mispwised. But ^.^ it uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO so xDD wong; :3 this UwU wwestwew 
uWu shaww ;;w;; cweaw all. Nyothing remains uWu but UwU that I uWu kindwe OwO the :3 boy 
:33 thithew, ;;w;; which :3 nyow I'll >w< go OwO about. Exit 



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^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
OwO A lawn before OwO the x3 DUKE'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew OwO WOSAWIND ÚwÚ and CEWIA 

CELIA. I pray ^.^ thee, Rosalind, ^w^ sweet my *shuffles closer* coz, >w< be ^-^ mewwy. 
ROSALIND. UwU Deaw uWu Cewia, I show ^-^ mowe uWu miwth than I x3 am ^w^ mistwess >w< of; ÚwÚ and 
would you ÚwÚ yet I ;;w;; wewe merrier? >_< Unwess you :33 couwd teach me ^-^ to ^-^ fowget 
:3 a >w< banyished fathew, you >w< must ^.^ nyot learn me how ^-^ to wemembew ^-^ any 
uWu extwaowdinyawy ÚwÚ pweasuwe. 
CELIA. ÚwÚ Hewein I UwU see :3 thou lov'st me ^.^ nyot with OwO the :33 fuww OwO weight UwU that I 
love thee. >w< If my uncwe, >w< thy >w< banyished fathew, xDD had >w< banyished >w< thy 
uncwe, OwO the UwU Duke my fathew, OwO so :3 thou xDD hadst >_< been still with uWu me, I 
:33 couwd ^.^ have ^w^ taught my love ^-^ to UwU take >w< thy fathew uWu fow mine; OwO so wouldst 
thou, ^-^ if OwO the >w< twuth >_> of >w< thy love ^-^ to me ;;w;; wewe OwO so xDD wighteouswy tempew'd 
as >_< minye :3 is ^-^ to thee. 
ROSALIND. Weww, I uWu wiww ^-^ fowget OwO the ^.^ condition >_> of my ^w^ estate, ^-^ to 
uWu wejoice in ^w^ youws. 
CELIA. You xDD knyow my fathew ;;w;; hath nyo >w< chiwd uWu but OwO I, :3 nyow UwU nyonye :3 is >_< wike ^-^ to 
^.^ have; :3 and, truly, when ^.^ he >_> dies :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be his xDD heiw; uWu fow what 
^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 taken away ^-^ fwom >w< thy fathew :33 pewfowce, I uWu wiww render ÚwÚ thee 
UwU again in UwU affection. By >_< minye xDD honyouw, I wiww; ÚwÚ and when I >_< bweak UwU that 
^-^ oath, let me xDD tuwn monster; ^.^ thewefowe, my ^w^ sweet ^-^ Wose, my dear 
^-^ Wose, >w< be ^-^ mewwy. 
ROSALIND. From ^w^ hencefowth I wiww, *shuffles closer* coz, ÚwÚ and devise xDD spowts. 
>_> Wet me xDD see; what ÚwÚ think you >_> of fawwing in love? 
CELIA. x3 Mawwy, I ;;w;; pwithee, uWu do, ^-^ to ^-^ make uWu spowt withal; uWu but love nyo man 
in good >_< eawnyest, :3 nyow nyo further in uWu spowt neither than with >_> safety 
>_> of :3 a ÚwÚ puwe x3 bwush :3 thou uWu mayst in uWu honyouw come x3 off again. 
ROSALIND. What uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ ouw sport, ^.^ then? 
CELIA. >_> Wet OwO us ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and xDD mock OwO the good housewife >_> Fowtunye ^-^ fwom xDD hew 
wheew, UwU that xDD hew x3 gifts ^-^ may ^w^ hencefowth >w< be bestowed uWu equawwy. 
ROSALIND. I would ^-^ we :33 couwd ^-^ do >w< so; uWu fow xDD hew benefits awe ^w^ mightiwy 
mispwaced; ÚwÚ and OwO the bountiful uWu bwind ^-^ woman doth UwU most >_> mistake in xDD hew 
x3 gifts ^-^ to >w< women. 
CELIA. ^.^ 'Tis true; uWu fow x3 those UwU that ^.^ she makes fair ^.^ she scarce makes 
^-^ honyest; ÚwÚ and x3 those UwU that ^.^ she makes >w< honyest ^.^ she makes vewy 
iww-favouwedwy. 
ROSALIND. >_< Nyay; :3 nyow :3 thou ^w^ goest ^-^ fwom Fowtunye's >w< office ^-^ to :33 Nyatuwe's: 
>_> Fowtunye reigns in x3 gifts >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, ^.^ nyot in OwO the x3 winyeaments >_> of 
Nature. 

x3 Entew TOUCHSTONE 

CELIA. Nyo; when :3 Nyatuwe ;;w;; hath :3 made :3 a fair creature, ^-^ may ^.^ she ^.^ nyot uWu by 
>_> Fowtunye ^-^ faww OwO into OwO the xDD fiwe? ^-^ Though :3 Nyatuwe ;;w;; hath >w< given OwO us ÚwÚ wit ^-^ to 
fwout at ;;w;; Fowtunye, ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot >_> Fowtunye x3 sent in :3 this OwO foow ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut x3 off 
OwO the OwO awgument? 
ROSALIND. ;;w;; Indeed, there :3 is >_> Fowtunye xDD too ^-^ hawd uWu fow uWu Nyatuwe, when 
>_> Fowtunye makes x3 Nyatuwe's :3 nyatuwaw OwO the ^-^ cuttew-off >_> of x3 Nyatuwe's wit. 
CELIA. Peradventure :3 this :3 is ^.^ nyot Fowtunye's wowk neither, uWu but 
>w< Nyatuwe's, ^-^ who perceiveth ^-^ ouw :3 nyatuwaw xDD wits xDD too :33 duww ^-^ to reason >_> of 
such :3 goddesses, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath x3 sent :3 this :3 nyatuwaw uWu fow ^-^ ouw ^.^ whetstonye; uWu fow 
:33 awways OwO the dullness >_> of OwO the OwO foow :3 is OwO the uWu whetstonye >_> of OwO the UwU wits. OwO How 
nyow, :3 wit! Whither ÚwÚ wandew you? 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Mistwess, you >w< must come away ^-^ to >_> youw father. 
CELIA. Were you :3 made OwO the ^w^ messengew? 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. No, uWu by >_< minye >_> honyouw; uWu but I ÚwÚ was ;;w;; bid ^-^ to come uWu fow you. 
ROSALIND. :3 Whewe ^w^ weawnyed you UwU that ^-^ oath, xDD foow? 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. x3 Of :3 a ÚwÚ cewtain x3 knyight UwU that :33 swowe uWu by his uWu honyouw uWu they ;;w;; wewe 
good pancakes, ÚwÚ and :33 swowe uWu by his uWu honyouw OwO the :33 mustawd ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyaught. 
Nyow I'll ^.^ stand ^-^ to it, OwO the pancakes ;;w;; wewe ^-^ nyaught ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 mustawd 
ÚwÚ was uWu good, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot OwO the x3 knyight ^-^ fowswown. 
CELIA. OwO How ^w^ pwuv you UwU that, in OwO the gweat ^-^ heap >_> of >_> youw >_> knyowwedge? 
ROSALIND. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, :3 nyow unmuzzwe >_> youw xDD wisdom. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Stand you uWu both :3 fowth nyow: OwO stwoke >_> youw chins, ÚwÚ and uWu sweaw 
uWu by >_> youw beawds UwU that I x3 am :3 a knave. 
CELIA. By ^-^ ouw beawds, ^-^ if ^-^ we xDD had ;;w;; them, :3 thou awt. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. By my ÚwÚ knyavewy, ^-^ if I xDD had it, then I :3 wewe. But ^-^ if you 
uWu sweaw uWu by UwU that UwU that ;;w;; nyot, you awe ^.^ nyot ^-^ fowswown; nyo ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ was :3 this 
:3 knyight, sweawing uWu by his xDD honyouw, uWu fow ^.^ he never xDD had any; ^w^ ow ^-^ if ^.^ he 
^-^ had, ^.^ he xDD had sworn ^.^ it away before >w< evew ^.^ he ^-^ saw x3 those OwO pancackes ^w^ ow 
UwU that mustawd. 
CELIA. Prithee, ^-^ who :3 is't UwU that :3 thou ^w^ mean'st? 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. >_< Onye UwU that ^.^ owd ÚwÚ Fwedewick, >_> youw fathew, ^w^ wuvs. 
CELIA. UwU My >_< fathew's love :3 is enough ^-^ to uWu honyouw >_> him. ^-^ Enyough, speak nyo 
^-^ mowe >_> of him; ^w^ you'ww >w< be uWu whipt uWu fow OwO taxation ^-^ onye >_> of ^.^ these ^.^ days. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. The ^-^ mowe ^-^ pity UwU that fools ^-^ may ^.^ nyot speak wisewy what xDD wise 
x3 men ^-^ do x3 foowishwy. 
CELIA. By my ^w^ twoth, :3 thou >_> sayest true; uWu fow >_< since OwO the wittwe ÚwÚ wit UwU that 
fools ^.^ have ÚwÚ was >w< siwenced, OwO the wittwe foolery UwU that xDD wise x3 men ^.^ have 
makes :3 a gweat show. ;;w;; Hewe comes :33 Monsieuw We >_< Beau. 

x3 Entew >w< WE BEAU 

ROSALIND. x3 With his OwO mouth :33 fuww >_> of news. 
CELIA. ^w^ Which ^.^ he uWu wiww >w< put uWu on OwO us as pigeons :33 feed theiw young. 
ROSALIND. ;;w;; Then uWu shaww ^-^ we >w< be OwO nyews-cwamm'd. 
CELIA. ^-^ Aww OwO the bettew; ^-^ we uWu shaww >w< be OwO the ^-^ mowe mawketabwe. Bon x3 jouw, 
:33 Monsieuw We >_< Beau. What's OwO the x3 nyews? 
>w< WE >w< BEAU. ^-^ Faiw uWu Pwincess, you ^.^ have lost >w< much good sport. 
CELIA. Sport! >_> of what ;;w;; cowouw? 
>w< WE >w< BEAU. What >_< cowouw, OwO madam? OwO How uWu shaww I ÚwÚ answew you? 
ROSALIND. UwU As ÚwÚ wit ÚwÚ and >_> fowtunye uWu wiww. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Ow as OwO the Destinies decwees. 
CELIA. ^.^ Weww said; UwU that ÚwÚ was >_> waid uWu on with :3 a trowel. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if I ^-^ keep ^.^ nyot my :33 wank- 
ROSALIND. Thou wosest >w< thy ^.^ owd smeww. 
>w< WE >w< BEAU. You amaze uWu me, ladies. I would ^.^ have told you >_> of good 
OwO wwestwing, ;;w;; which you ^.^ have lost OwO the OwO sight >_> of. 
ROSALIND. >_> Yet tell OwO us OwO the manner >_> of OwO the wrestling. 
>w< WE >w< BEAU. I uWu wiww tell you OwO the ;;w;; beginnying, :3 and, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< pwease >_> youw 
ladyships, you ^-^ may UwU see OwO the :3 end; uWu fow OwO the :33 best :3 is ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to do; ÚwÚ and 
;;w;; hewe, xDD whewe you awe, uWu they awe UwU coming ^-^ to OwO pewfowm it. 
CELIA. Weww, OwO the ;;w;; beginnying, UwU that :3 is UwU dead ÚwÚ and buwied. 
>w< WE >w< BEAU. Thewe comes OwO an ^.^ owd man ÚwÚ and his three x3 sons- 
CELIA. I :33 couwd ^-^ match :3 this beginning with OwO an ^.^ owd >_> tawe. 
>w< WE >w< BEAU. >_< Thwee pwopew x3 young ^-^ men, >_> of excellent xDD gwowth ÚwÚ and presence. 
ROSALIND. x3 With ^.^ biwws uWu on theiw necks: uWu 'Be ^.^ it OwO knyown x3 unto >w< aww x3 men uWu by 
^.^ these uWu pwesents'- 
>w< WE >w< BEAU. The ewdest >_> of OwO the three wrestled with Charles, OwO the >w< Duke's 
>w< wwestwew; ;;w;; which Charles in :3 a ;;w;; moment >w< thwew ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and x3 bwoke three >_> of 
his ribs, UwU that there :3 is wittwe >w< hope >_> of life in >_> him. ^w^ So ^.^ he sewv'd 
OwO the ^-^ second, ÚwÚ and OwO so OwO the third. Yondew uWu they >_> wie; OwO the UwU poow ^.^ owd man, 
theiw fathew, :33 making such ^w^ pitifuw dole xDD uvw them UwU that >w< aww OwO the 
*twerks* behowdews UwU take his part with UwU weeping. 
ROSALIND. Alas! 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. But what :3 is OwO the sport, uWu monsieuw, UwU that OwO the ;;w;; wadies ^.^ have 
lost? 
>w< WE >w< BEAU. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this UwU that I speak >_> of. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. ÚwÚ Thus x3 men ^-^ may gwow uWu wisew every day. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU time 
UwU that >w< evew I heard breaking >_> of xDD wibs ÚwÚ was uWu spowt uWu fow ladies. 
CELIA. Ow OwO I, I pwomise thee. 
ROSALIND. But :3 is there ^-^ any ewse longs ^-^ to UwU see :3 this ^w^ bwoken music in 
his :33 sides? ^-^ Is there ÚwÚ yet another dotes x3 upon UwU wib-bweaking? :33 Shaww ^-^ we 
UwU see :3 this OwO wwestwing, ^-^ cousin? 
>w< WE >w< BEAU. You xDD must, ^-^ if you stay xDD hewe; uWu fow here :3 is OwO the place 
appointed uWu fow OwO the OwO wwestwing, ÚwÚ and uWu they awe ready ^-^ to OwO pewfowm it. 
CELIA. ^-^ Yondew, ;;w;; suwe, uWu they awe >w< coming. >_> Wet OwO us :3 nyow stay ÚwÚ and UwU see it. 

:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew DUKE FREDERICK, LORDS, :3 OWWANDO, 
^.^ CHAWWES, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ATTENDANTS 

FREDERICK. Come OwO on; >_< since OwO the xDD youth uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be >_> entweated, his >_> own 
peril uWu on his forwardness. 
ROSALIND. ^-^ Is :33 yondew OwO the man? 
>w< WE >w< BEAU. >_< Even >_< he, ÚwÚ madam. 
CELIA. ^.^ Awas, ^.^ he :3 is xDD too ^.^ young; ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he looks UwU successfuwwy. 
FREDERICK. OwO How nyow, daughter ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cousin! uWu Awe you crept UwU hithew ^-^ to 
UwU see OwO the >w< wwestwing? 
ROSALIND. >w< Ay, my liege; OwO so >w< pwease you ^w^ give OwO us weave. 
FREDERICK. You uWu wiww UwU take wittwe dewight in it, I can tell you, 
there :3 is such >_> odds in OwO the xDD man. UwU In ^-^ pity >_> of OwO the :33 chawwengew's xDD youth 
I would fain ^.^ dissuade ^w^ him, uWu but ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be >_< entweated. ^w^ Speak ^-^ to 
^w^ him, ladies; UwU see ^-^ if you can move >_> him. 
CELIA. ^-^ Caww him hithew, good :33 Monsieuw We >_< Beau. 
FREDERICK. Do >w< so; I'll ^.^ nyot >w< be by. 
^-^ [DUKE >_< FWEDEWICK :33 goes ^w^ apawt] 
>w< WE >w< BEAU. :33 Monsieuw OwO the UwU Chawwengew, OwO the ^w^ Pwincess calls uWu fow you. 
^-^ OWWANDO. I ^.^ attend them with >w< aww >_< wespect ÚwÚ and >_< duty. 
ROSALIND. Young man, ^.^ have you challeng'd Charles OwO the UwU wwestwew? 
^-^ OWWANDO. No, fair :33 Pwincess; ^.^ he :3 is OwO the ^w^ genyewaw challenger. I come 
uWu but ÚwÚ in, as ÚwÚ othews uWu do, ^-^ to twy with him OwO the OwO stwength >_> of my uWu youth. 
CELIA. Young ;;w;; gentweman, >_> youw uWu spiwits awe xDD too bowd uWu fow >_> youw years. 
You ^.^ have uWu seen x3 cwuew >_> pwoof >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ man's >w< stwength; ^-^ if you ^-^ saw 
yourself with >_> youw >_> eyes, ^w^ ow knew yourself with >_> youw judgment, OwO the 
;;w;; feaw >_> of >_> youw adventuwe would counsew you ^-^ to :3 a ^-^ mowe >w< equaw 
OwO entewpwise. We pray you, uWu fow >_> youw >_> own UwU sake, ^-^ to ^w^ embwace >_> youw >_> own 
>_> safety ÚwÚ and ^w^ give xDD uvw :3 this OwO attempt. 
ROSALIND. uWu Do, x3 young siw; >_> youw weputation uWu shaww ^.^ nyot OwO thewefowe >w< be 
:33 mispwised: ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ make ^.^ it ^-^ ouw suit ^-^ to OwO the UwU Duke UwU that OwO the 
wrestling UwU might ^.^ nyot >w< go :3 fowwawd. 
^-^ OWWANDO. I uWu beseech you, punish me ^.^ nyot with >_> youw ^-^ hawd ^-^ thoughts, 
wherein I x3 confess me >w< much OwO guiwty ^-^ to deny OwO so fair ÚwÚ and excellent 
;;w;; wadies ^-^ any >_> thing. But let >_> youw fair eyes ÚwÚ and gentwe :3 wishes >w< go 
with me ^-^ to my x3 twiaw; wherein ^-^ if I >w< be foil'd there :3 is uWu but ^-^ onye 
ÚwÚ sham'd UwU that ÚwÚ was never >_< gwacious; ^-^ if >_> kiww'd, uWu but ^-^ onye UwU dead UwU that :3 is 
willing ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ so. I uWu shaww ^-^ do my fwiends nyo ^.^ wwong, uWu fow I ^.^ have UwU nyonye 
^-^ to >_> wament me; OwO the x3 wowwd nyo injury, uWu fow in ^.^ it I ^.^ have OwO nyothing; only 
in OwO the x3 wowwd I fiww OwO up :3 a place, ;;w;; which ^-^ may >w< be better supplied when 
I ^.^ have :3 made ^.^ it ^-^ empty. 
ROSALIND. The wittwe OwO stwength UwU that I x3 have, I would ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe with 
you. 
CELIA. And >_< minye ^-^ to UwU eke >_< out hers. 
ROSALIND. Fawe you :33 weww. ;;w;; Pway >w< heaven I >w< be :33 deceiv'd in xDD you! 
CELIA. Your ^w^ heawt's desires >w< be with xDD you! 
CHARLES. ^w^ Come, xDD whewe :3 is :3 this x3 young x3 gawwant UwU that :3 is OwO so xDD desiwous ^-^ to 
lie with his mothew ÚwÚ eawth? 
^-^ OWWANDO. ^-^ Weady, siw; uWu but his uWu wiww ;;w;; hath in ^.^ it :3 a ^-^ mowe modest working. 
FREDERICK. You uWu shaww twy uWu but ^-^ onye OwO faww. 
CHARLES. No, I ;;w;; wawwant >_> youw Gwace, you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot entweat him ^-^ to :3 a 
^-^ second, UwU that ^.^ have OwO so ^w^ mightiwy pewsuaded him ^-^ fwom :3 a >_> fiwst. 
^-^ OWWANDO. You UwU mean ^-^ to xDD mock me OwO aftew; you shouwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ÚwÚ mock'd me 
^.^ befowe; uWu but come >_> youw xDD ways. 
ROSALIND. Nyow, xDD Hewcuwes >w< be >w< thy uWu speed, x3 young ^w^ man! 
CELIA. I would I ;;w;; wewe >_< invisibwe, ^-^ to catch OwO the >w< stwong :3 fewwow uWu by OwO the 
leg. ^.^ [They wwestwe] 
ROSALIND. :3 O excellent x3 young ^w^ man! 
CELIA. >w< If I xDD had :3 a :33 thundewbowt in >_< minye eye, I can tell ^-^ who shouwd 
down. 
:3 [CHAWWES :3 is x3 thwown. UwU Shout] 
FREDERICK. :3 Nyo :3 mowe, nyo more. 
^-^ OWWANDO. x3 Yes, I uWu beseech >_> youw >w< Gwace; I x3 am ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; weww ^-^ bweath'd. 
FREDERICK. OwO How OwO dost thou, Chawwes? 
>w< WE >w< BEAU. ÚwÚ He cannyot ÚwÚ speak, my :33 wowd. 
FREDERICK. Beaw him >_> away. What :3 is >w< thy uWu nyame, x3 young man? 
^-^ OWWANDO. >_< Owwando, my liege; OwO the ^w^ youngest :3 son >_> of Sir >_< Wowwand ^.^ de 
>_> Boys. 
FREDERICK. I would :3 thou xDD hadst >_< been :3 son ^-^ to >w< some man >w< ewse. 
The x3 wowwd ^-^ esteem'd >w< thy fathew xDD honyouwabwe, 
But I >_> did find him still >_< minye enyemy. 
Thou shouldst ^.^ have better pleas'd me with :3 this deed, 
uWu Hadst :3 thou descended ^-^ fwom another >_< house. 
But fare ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww; :3 thou art :3 a x3 gawwant youth; 
I would :3 thou xDD hadst told me >_> of another father. 
>_< Exeunt ;;w;; DUKE, OwO twain, ÚwÚ and >w< WE BEAU 
CELIA. Were I my fathew, *shuffles closer* coz, would I ^-^ do uWu this? 
^-^ OWWANDO. I x3 am ^-^ mowe >_> pwoud ^-^ to >w< be Sir Wowwand's UwU son, 
His ^w^ youngest ^-^ son- ÚwÚ and would ^.^ nyot >_> change UwU that calling 
ÚwÚ To >w< be >w< adopted ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to Frederick. 
ROSALIND. UwU My fathew :33 wov'd Sir >_< Wowwand as his >_> souw, 
And >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd ÚwÚ was >_> of my >_< fathew's mind; 
Had I before OwO knyown :3 this x3 young man his UwU son, 
I shouwd ^.^ have >w< given him ;;w;; teaws x3 unto :33 entweaties 
Ewe ^.^ he shouwd ;;w;; thus ^.^ have ^.^ ventuw'd. 
CELIA. ;;w;; Gentwe uWu cousin, 
>_> Wet OwO us >w< go :3 thank ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and encourage him; 
UwU My >_< fathew's xDD wough ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ envious ^-^ disposition 
x3 Sticks me at ÚwÚ heawt. >_> Siw, you ^.^ have ;;w;; weww desewv'd; 
>w< If you ^-^ do ^-^ keep >_> youw ^w^ pwomises in love 
But justly as you ^.^ have ^w^ exceeded >w< aww ;;w;; pwomise, 
Your ^w^ mistwess uWu shaww >w< be happy. 
ROSALIND. Gentleman, [Giving him :3 a >w< chain ^-^ fwom xDD hew nyeck] 
OwO Weaw :3 this uWu fow me; ^-^ onye >_< out >_> of ÚwÚ suits with OwO fowtunye, 
:33 That :33 couwd ^w^ give :3 mowe, uWu but UwU that xDD hew hand lacks ^w^ means. 
:33 Shaww ^-^ we ÚwÚ go, ÚwÚ coz? 
CELIA. ÚwÚ Ay. Fawe you well, fair gentleman. 
^-^ OWWANDO. ^w^ Can I ^.^ nyot uWu say OwO 'I :3 thank >_> you'? UwU My better pawts 
uWu Awe >w< aww ^-^ thwown ;;w;; down; ÚwÚ and UwU that ;;w;; which here ^-^ stands OwO up 
^-^ Is uWu but :3 a :33 quintain, :3 a mere lifeless block. 
ROSALIND. ÚwÚ He calls OwO us ^-^ back. UwU My uWu pwide feww with my x3 fowtunyes; 
I'll ÚwÚ ask him what ^.^ he ^w^ wouwd. OwO Did you ^-^ caww, sir? 
>_> Siw, you ^.^ have wrestled well, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ uvwthwown 
Mowe than >_> youw enyemies. 
CELIA. uWu Wiww you ÚwÚ go, ÚwÚ coz? 
ROSALIND. >_< Have with you. Fawe you :33 weww. 
>_< Exeunt OwO WOSAWIND ÚwÚ and CEWIA 
^-^ OWWANDO. What passion OwO hangs ^.^ these uWu weights x3 upon my tongue? 
I cannyot speak ^-^ to UwU hew, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ she urg'd ^w^ confewence. 
:3 O UwU poow >_< Owwando, :3 thou art >_> uvwthwown! 
Ow Charles ^w^ ow xDD something x3 weakew ;;w;; mastews thee. 

;;w;; We-entew >w< WE BEAU 

>w< WE >w< BEAU. Good ;;w;; siw, I ^-^ do in friendship counsew you 
ÚwÚ To xDD weave :3 this :3 pwace. :33 Awbeit you ^.^ have deserv'd 
High >_> commendation, OwO twue ÚwÚ appwause, ÚwÚ and love, 
>_> Yet such :3 is :3 nyow OwO the >w< Duke's ^.^ condition 
:33 That ^.^ he misconstwues >w< aww UwU that you ^.^ have >w< donye. 
The UwU Duke :3 is >_< humowous; what ^.^ he ;;w;; is, :3 indeed, 
Mowe ÚwÚ suits you ^-^ to >_< conceive than I ^-^ to speak >_> of. 
^-^ OWWANDO. I :3 thank you, siw; ÚwÚ and pray you tell me :33 this: 
^w^ Which >_> of OwO the two ÚwÚ was daughter >_> of OwO the UwU Duke 
:33 That here ÚwÚ was at OwO the >w< wwestwing? 
>w< WE >w< BEAU. ÚwÚ Nyeithew his >_> daughtew, ^-^ if ^-^ we ;;w;; judge uWu by xDD mannyews; 
But >_> yet, :3 indeed, OwO the smaller :3 is his ^-^ daughtew; 
The uWu othew :3 is daughter ^-^ to OwO the banish'd Duke, 
And here OwO detain'd uWu by xDD hew uWu usuwping uncwe, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep his daughter xDD company; uWu whose loves 
uWu Awe ^w^ deawew than OwO the :3 nyatuwaw bond >_> of ^w^ sistews. 
But I can tell you UwU that >_> of ^.^ wate :3 this UwU Duke 
;;w;; Hath ta'en xDD dispweasuwe >w< 'gainst his gentwe niece, 
UwU Gwounded x3 upon nyo uWu othew awgument 
But UwU that OwO the ^w^ peopwe UwU pwaise xDD hew uWu fow xDD hew viwtues 
And ^-^ pity xDD hew uWu fow xDD hew good >_< fathew's OwO sake; 
And, uWu on my xDD wife, his ;;w;; mawice >w< 'gainst OwO the wady 
uWu Wiww :33 suddenwy >_< bweak fowth. >_> Siw, fare you :33 weww. 
xDD Heweaftew, in :3 a better x3 wowwd than this, 
I uWu shaww desiwe ^-^ mowe love ÚwÚ and knowledge >_> of you. 
^-^ OWWANDO. I west >w< much uWu bounden ^-^ to OwO you; fare you :33 weww. 
Exit >w< WE BEAU 
ÚwÚ Thus >w< must I ^-^ fwom OwO the ^-^ smoke OwO into OwO the OwO smothew; 
From >_> tywant UwU Duke x3 unto :3 a >_> tywant brother. 
But ^w^ heavenwy ;;w;; Wosawind! Exit 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
The x3 DUKE's :33 pawace 

x3 Entew CEWIA ÚwÚ and OwO WOSAWIND 

CELIA. ÚwÚ Why, ÚwÚ cousin! >_> why, ;;w;; Wosawind! ;;w;; Cupid ^.^ have ^.^ mewcy! 
:3 Nyot :3 a UwU wowd? 
ROSALIND. :3 Nyot ^-^ onye ^-^ to thwow at :3 a >_< dog. 
CELIA. No, >w< thy uWu wowds awe xDD too pwecious ^-^ to >w< be UwU cast away x3 upon >_> cuws; 
thwow >w< some >_> of them at me; xDD come, ^.^ wame me with weasons. 
ROSALIND. ;;w;; Then there ;;w;; wewe two :3 cousins >_> waid uWu up, when OwO the ^-^ onye shouwd 
>w< be lam'd with reasons ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu othew mad ^-^ without any. 
CELIA. But :3 is >w< aww :3 this uWu fow >_> youw fathew? 
ROSALIND. No, >w< some >_> of ^.^ it :3 is uWu fow my OwO chiwd's father. :33 O, how :33 fuww >_> of 
bwiews :3 is :3 this >w< wowking-day world! 
CELIA. ^.^ They awe uWu but buws, uWu cousin, ^-^ thwown x3 upon ÚwÚ thee in x3 howiday 
foowewy; ^-^ if ^-^ we ÚwÚ wawk ^.^ nyot in OwO the :33 twodden x3 paths, ^-^ ouw vewy ;;w;; petticoats 
uWu wiww catch ^.^ them. 
ROSALIND. I :33 couwd >_< shake them x3 off my coat: ^.^ these buws awe in my 
ÚwÚ heawt. 
CELIA. ^-^ Hem them >_> away. 
ROSALIND. I would :33 twy, ^-^ if I :33 couwd x3 cwy x3 'hem' ÚwÚ and ^.^ have >_> him. 
CELIA. ^w^ Come, xDD come, wrestle with >w< thy ^.^ affections. 
ROSALIND. :33 O, uWu they UwU take OwO the part >_> of :3 a better UwU wwestwew than ^-^ mysewf. 
CELIA. :33 O, :3 a good ^w^ wish x3 upon xDD you! You uWu wiww twy in UwU time, in UwU despite >_> of 
:3 a OwO faww. But, UwU tuwnying ^.^ these :33 jests >_< out >_> of UwU sewvice, let OwO us talk in 
good earnest. ^-^ Is ^.^ it possible, uWu on such :3 a >_> sudden, you shouwd ^-^ faww 
OwO into OwO so >w< stwong :3 a ^-^ wiking with ^.^ owd Sir Wowwand's ^w^ youngest xDD son? 
ROSALIND. The UwU Duke my fathew :33 wov'd his fathew uWu deawwy. 
CELIA. ^-^ Doth ^.^ it OwO thewefowe ensue UwU that you shouwd love his :3 son :3 deawwy? 
By :3 this >w< kind >_> of ^.^ chase I shouwd UwU hate ^w^ him, uWu fow my fathew hated his 
fathew deawwy; ÚwÚ yet I UwU hate ^.^ nyot Owwando. 
ROSALIND. No, :33 faith, UwU hate him ;;w;; nyot, uWu fow my sake. 
CELIA. UwU Why shouwd I not? ^-^ Doth ^.^ he ^.^ nyot deserve uWu weww? 

x3 Entew DUKE FREDERICK, with LORDS 

ROSALIND. >_> Wet me love him uWu fow UwU that; ÚwÚ and ^-^ do you love him ^.^ because I 
do. Look, here comes OwO the >_> Duke. 
CELIA. x3 With his eyes :33 fuww >_> of ;;w;; angew. 
FREDERICK. Mistwess, uWu dispatch you with >_> youw >w< safest haste, 
And >_< get you ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw couwt. 
ROSALIND. :33 Me, uncle? 
FREDERICK. :3 You, >w< cousin. 
xDD Within ^.^ these >w< ten >_< days ^-^ if UwU that :3 thou >_< beest ;;w;; found 
^w^ So ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ ouw uWu pubwic couwt as twenty miles, 
Thou >_< diest uWu fow it. 
ROSALIND. I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw Gwace, 
>_> Wet me OwO the knowledge >_> of my fauwt bear with >_> me. 
>w< If with ^-^ mysewf I howd intewwigence, 
Ow ^.^ have >_> acquaintance with >_< minye >_> own desiwes; 
>w< If UwU that I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot dweam, ^w^ ow >w< be ^.^ nyot fwantic- 
UwU As I ^-^ do xDD twust I x3 am nyot- then, dear uncwe, 
uWu Nyevew OwO so >w< much as in :3 a ^w^ thought unborn 
OwO Did I offend >_> youw uWu Highnyess. 
FREDERICK. ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ do >w< aww traitors; 
>w< If theiw ^w^ puwgation >_> did x3 consist in x3 wowds, 
^.^ They awe as innyocent as OwO gwace itself. 
>_> Wet ^.^ it suffice ÚwÚ thee UwU that I xDD twust ÚwÚ thee not. 
ROSALIND. >_> Yet >_> youw ^-^ mistwust cannyot ^-^ make me :3 a ^-^ twaitow. 
>_> Teww me xDD wheweon OwO the ;;w;; wikewihood ÚwÚ depends. 
FREDERICK. Thou art >w< thy >_< fathew's ^-^ daughtew; :33 thewe's ^w^ enyough. 
ROSALIND. SO ÚwÚ was I when >_> youw Highness took his :3 dukedom; 
^w^ So ÚwÚ was I when >_> youw Highness banish'd >_> him. 
uWu Tweason :3 is ^.^ nyot ^w^ inhewited, my ^w^ wowd; 
Or, ^-^ if ^-^ we >_> did derive ^.^ it ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw fwiends, 
What's UwU that ^-^ to x3 me? UwU My fathew ÚwÚ was nyo ^-^ twaitow. 
>_> Then, good my UwU wiege, >_> mistake me ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think my poverty :3 is treacherous. 
CELIA. UwU Deaw suvweign, hear me speak. 
FREDERICK. >w< Ay, Cewia; ^-^ we :33 stay'd xDD hew uWu fow >_> youw UwU sake, 
Else xDD had ^.^ she with xDD hew fathew wang'd awong. 
CELIA. I >_> did ^.^ nyot then entweat ^-^ to ^.^ have xDD hew stay; 
^w^ It ÚwÚ was >_> youw pweasuwe, ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_> own wemowse; 
I ÚwÚ was xDD too x3 young UwU that UwU time ^-^ to >_< vawue UwU hew, 
But :3 nyow I xDD knyow :3 hew. >w< If ^.^ she >w< be :3 a >w< twaitow, 
UwU Why OwO so x3 am :3 I: ^-^ we still ^.^ have >w< swept togethew, 
^w^ Wose at OwO an instant, ^.^ weawn'd, :3 pway'd, xDD eat >_< togethew; 
And wheresoe'er ^-^ we went, >_< wike uWu Junyo's ÚwÚ swans, 
OwO Stiww ^-^ we went OwO coupwed ÚwÚ and inseparable. 
FREDERICK. She :3 is xDD too subtle uWu fow thee; ÚwÚ and xDD hew smoothness, 
Her vewy siwence ÚwÚ and xDD hew >_> patience, 
^w^ Speak ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, ÚwÚ and uWu they ^-^ pity :3 hew. 
Thou art :3 a >_> foow. She >_> wobs ÚwÚ thee >_> of >w< thy ;;w;; nyame; 
And :3 thou xDD wiwt show ^-^ mowe UwU bwight ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ seem ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ viwtuous 
When ^.^ she :3 is gone. ;;w;; Then open ^.^ nyot >w< thy lips. 
Fiwm ÚwÚ and irrevocable :3 is my :33 doom 
^w^ Which I ^.^ have ^w^ pass'd x3 upon UwU hew; ^.^ she :3 is banyish'd. 
CELIA. Pronounce UwU that xDD sentence, then, uWu on uWu me, my liege; 
I cannyot live >_< out >_> of xDD hew :33 company. 
FREDERICK. You awe :3 a >_> foow. :3 You, niece, :3 pwovide OwO youwsewf. 
>w< If you >_> outstay OwO the UwU time, x3 upon >_< minye xDD honyouw, 
And in OwO the greatness >_> of my ;;w;; wowd, you ^-^ die. 
>_< Exeunt DUKE ÚwÚ and LORDS 
CELIA. :3 O my UwU poow ;;w;; Wosawind! Whither xDD wiwt :3 thou go? 
uWu Wiwt :3 thou >_> change >_> fathews? I uWu wiww ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee x3 minye. 
I chawge ÚwÚ thee >w< be ^.^ nyot :3 thou ^-^ mowe :3 gwiev'd than I ÚwÚ am. 
ROSALIND. I ^.^ have ^-^ mowe ^.^ cause. 
CELIA. Thou x3 hast ;;w;; nyot, >w< cousin. 
ÚwÚ Pwithee >w< be UwU cheewfuw. ^w^ Knyow'st :3 thou ^.^ nyot OwO the UwU Duke 
;;w;; Hath banish'd uWu me, his ^.^ daughtew? 
ROSALIND. :33 That ^.^ he ;;w;; hath not. 
CELIA. No, ;;w;; hath not? Rosalind lacks, then, OwO the love 
^w^ Which OwO teacheth ÚwÚ thee UwU that :3 thou ÚwÚ and I x3 am ^w^ onye. 
:33 Shaww ^-^ we >w< be OwO sund'wed? :33 Shaww ^-^ we UwU pawt, ^w^ sweet ;;w;; giww? 
Nyo; let my fathew >w< seek another :33 heiw. 
OwO Thewefowe devise with me how ^-^ we ^-^ may fly, 
Whither ^-^ to ÚwÚ go, ÚwÚ and what ^-^ to bear with >_< us; 
And ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< seek ^-^ to UwU take >_> youw chawge x3 upon you, 
ÚwÚ To bear >_> youw gwiefs OwO youwsewf, ÚwÚ and xDD weave me ^-^ out; 
>_< Fow, uWu by :3 this UwU heaven, :3 nyow at ^-^ ouw ;;w;; sowwows pawe, 
Say what :3 thou x3 canst, I'll >w< go ÚwÚ awong with thee. 
ROSALIND. ÚwÚ Why, :33 whithew uWu shaww ^-^ we go? 
CELIA. ÚwÚ To >w< seek my uncwe in OwO the :3 Fowest >_> of Arden. 
ROSALIND. ^.^ Awas, what danger uWu wiww ^.^ it >w< be ^-^ to >w< us, 
xDD Maids as ^-^ we awe, ^-^ to ^w^ twavew :3 fowth OwO so :3 faw! 
:3 Beauty xDD pwovoketh ;;w;; thieves sooner than >w< gowd. 
CELIA. I'll >w< put ^-^ mysewf in UwU poow ÚwÚ and UwU mean attiwe, 
And with :3 a >w< kind >_> of umber smiwch my ^.^ face; 
The >_< wike ^-^ do OwO you; OwO so uWu shaww ^-^ we xDD pass awong, 
And never :33 stiw ÚwÚ assaiwants. 
ROSALIND. Were ^.^ it ^.^ nyot :3 bettew, 
xDD Because UwU that I x3 am ^-^ mowe than ^w^ common tall, 
:33 That I >_> did suit me >w< aww OwO points >_< wike :3 a man? 
OwO A x3 gawwant curtle-axe x3 upon my thigh, 
OwO A ^-^ boaw UwU speaw in my >w< hand; uWu and- in my OwO heawt 
Wie there what ;;w;; hidden :3 woman's ;;w;; feaw there wiww- 
>w< We'ww ^.^ have :3 a x3 swashing ÚwÚ and :3 a martial ^-^ outside, 
UwU As many uWu othew xDD mannyish cowards ^.^ have 
:33 That ^-^ do ^.^ outface ^.^ it with theiw sembwances. 
CELIA. What uWu shaww I caww ÚwÚ thee when :3 thou art :3 a man? 
ROSALIND. I'll ^.^ have nyo >_< wowse :3 a name than ÚwÚ Juv's >_> own x3 page, 
And OwO thewefowe ÚwÚ wook you caww me >w< Ganymede. 
But what uWu wiww you >w< be call'd? 
CELIA. OwO Something UwU that ;;w;; hath :3 a :33 wefewence ^-^ to my ;;w;; state: 
:3 Nyo ÚwÚ wongew uWu Cewia, uWu but UwU Awienya. 
ROSALIND. But, uWu cousin, what ^-^ if ^-^ we assay'd ^-^ to >_< steaw 
The ^w^ cwownyish OwO foow >_< out >_> of >_> youw >_< fathew's couwt? 
Wouwd ^.^ he ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 a comfort ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^-^ twavew? 
CELIA. He'll >w< go ÚwÚ awong o'ew OwO the ^-^ wide x3 wowwd with me; 
Weave me :3 awonye ^-^ to ^w^ woo >_> him. Let's ^w^ away, 
And >_< get ^-^ ouw jewews ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw wealth >_< togethew; 
:33 Devise OwO the OwO fittest UwU time ÚwÚ and >w< safest uWu way 
ÚwÚ To hide OwO us ^-^ fwom uWu puwsuit UwU that uWu wiww >w< be :3 made 
:33 Aftew my fwight. Nyow >w< go ^-^ we in ^.^ content 
ÚwÚ To wibewty, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^-^ to banishment. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
The :3 Fowest >_> of >w< Awden 

x3 Entew DUKE ^-^ SENyIOW, AMIENS, ÚwÚ and two ^w^ ow three LORDS, >_< wike foresters 

DUKE SENIOR. Nyow, my ^.^ co-mates ÚwÚ and bwothews in x3 exiwe, 
;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot ^.^ owd UwU custom :3 made :3 this life ^-^ mowe ^w^ sweet 
>w< Than UwU that >_> of ^w^ painted ÚwÚ pomp? uWu Awe ^.^ nyot ^.^ these ^.^ woods 
Mowe free ^-^ fwom peril than OwO the ÚwÚ envious couwt? 
;;w;; Hewe ;;w;; feew ^-^ we ^.^ nyot OwO the penyawty >_> of uWu Adam, 
The UwU seasons' difference; as OwO the icy fang 
And :33 chuwwish chiding >_> of OwO the wintew's wind, 
^w^ Which when ^.^ it bites ÚwÚ and uWu bwows x3 upon my body, 
>_< Even ÚwÚ tiww I xDD shwink with cold, I >_> smiwe ÚwÚ and uWu say 
>_< 'This :3 is nyo fwattewy; ^.^ these awe counsewwows 
:33 That >w< feewingwy >_< pewsuade me what I >w< am.' 
^.^ Sweet awe OwO the :3 uses >_> of ^-^ advewsity, 
>w< Which, >_< wike OwO the x3 toad, >w< ugwy ÚwÚ and :3 venyomous, 
OwO Weaws ÚwÚ yet :3 a pwecious >_> jewew in his ÚwÚ head; 
And :3 this ^-^ ouw xDD wife, :3 exempt ^-^ fwom uWu pubwic :33 haunt, 
>_> Finds ^.^ tongues in trees, :33 books in OwO the x3 wunnying bwooks, 
Sewmons in ^w^ stonyes, ÚwÚ and good in uWu evewything. 
I would ^.^ nyot >_> change it. 
>w< AMIENS. x3 Happy :3 is >_> youw Gwace, 
:33 That can :3 twanswate OwO the xDD stubbownnyess >_> of >_> fowtunye 
x3 Into OwO so >_> quiet ÚwÚ and OwO so ^w^ sweet :3 a >_< stywe. 
DUKE SENIOR. ^w^ Come, uWu shaww ^-^ we >w< go ÚwÚ and :33 kiww OwO us venison? 
And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it iwks me OwO the UwU poow ^w^ dappwed fools, 
>_> Being ÚwÚ nyative :3 buwghews >_> of :3 this desewt >_< city, 
Shouwd, in theiw >_> own ÚwÚ confinyes, with ^-^ fowked :3 heads 
>_< Have theiw x3 wound haunches OwO gow'd. 
OwO FIWST LORD. ;;w;; Indeed, my lord, 
The >_> mewanchowy >w< Jaques ÚwÚ gwieves at UwU that; 
And, in UwU that kind, >_< sweaws you ^-^ do ^-^ mowe usurp 
>w< Than doth >_> youw bwothew UwU that ;;w;; hath banish'd you. 
uWu To-day my Wowd >_> of ;;w;; Amiens ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf 
OwO Did >_< steaw >_> behind him as ^.^ he uWu way ÚwÚ awong 
^.^ Undew OwO an xDD oak uWu whose >_> antique >w< woot uWu peeps >_< out 
:3 Upon OwO the ^.^ bwook UwU that >_< bwawws ÚwÚ awong :3 this xDD wood! 
ÚwÚ To OwO the ;;w;; which place :3 a UwU poow ^w^ sequest'wed >_> stag, 
:33 That ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< huntew's ^-^ aim xDD had ta'en :3 a huwt, 
OwO Did come ^-^ to wanguish; :3 and, :3 indeed, my lord, 
The wwetched ^-^ anyimaw ^-^ heav'd :3 fowth such groans 
:33 That theiw >w< dischawge >_> did ;;w;; stwetch his leathern :3 coat 
>w< Awmost ^-^ to x3 buwsting; ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD big x3 wound ;;w;; teaws 
:33 Couws'd ^-^ onye another ;;w;; down his innyocent nyose 
UwU In >w< piteous chase; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus OwO the UwU haiwy fool, 
^.^ Much marked >_> of OwO the >_> mewanchowy ^.^ Jaques, 
x3 Stood uWu on th' UwU extwemest >_> vewge >_> of OwO the swift brook, 
Augmenting ^.^ it with uWu teaws. 
DUKE SENIOR. But what ^w^ said Jaques? 
OwO Did ^.^ he ^.^ nyot uWu mowawize :3 this ^-^ spectacwe? 
OwO FIWST LORD. :33 O, yes, OwO into :3 a ^w^ thousand uWu simiwes. 
First, uWu fow his weeping OwO into OwO the needless ^.^ stweam: 
^.^ 'Poow deew,' OwO quoth ^.^ he 'thou ;;w;; mak'st :3 a >_< testament 
UwU As >_> wowwdwings uWu do, giving >w< thy sum >_> of ^-^ mowe 
ÚwÚ To UwU that ;;w;; which xDD had xDD too :3 much.' >_> Then, being there xDD awonye, 
x3 Weft ÚwÚ and UwU abandonyed >_> of his OwO vewvet xDD fwiends: 
^-^ ''Tis ^-^ wight'; OwO quoth ^.^ he xDD 'thus >w< misewy doth part 
The ;;w;; fwux >_> of ;;w;; company.' ^-^ Anyon, :3 a >_> cawewess >_> hewd, 
>w< Fuww >_> of OwO the >_> pastuwe, :33 jumps ÚwÚ awong uWu by him 
And never ^w^ stays ^-^ to gweet >_> him. ;;w;; 'Ay,' OwO quoth >w< Jaques 
^.^ 'Sweep OwO on, you UwU fat ÚwÚ and xDD gweasy citizens; 
^.^ 'Tis ^.^ just OwO the xDD fashion. >w< Whewefowe ^-^ do you ÚwÚ wook 
:3 Upon UwU that UwU poow ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwoken bankrupt there?' 
ÚwÚ Thus UwU most invectively ^.^ he :3 piewceth OwO thwough 
The ÚwÚ body >_> of OwO the xDD countwy, >_< city, couwt, 
xDD Yea, ÚwÚ and >_> of :3 this ^-^ ouw life; sweawing UwU that ^-^ we 
uWu Awe mere xDD usuwpews, :33 tywants, ÚwÚ and ^w^ what's ^.^ wowse, 
ÚwÚ To OwO fwight OwO the >_< anyimaws, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :33 kiww them OwO up 
UwU In theiw >_> assign'd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ nyative dwewwing-pwace. 
DUKE SENIOR. And >_> did you xDD weave him in :3 this >_< contempwation? 
x3 SECOND LORD. We :33 did, my lord, weeping ÚwÚ and OwO commenting 
:3 Upon OwO the :33 sobbing deer. 
DUKE SENIOR. Show me OwO the >w< pwace; 
I love ^-^ to :33 cope him in ^.^ these sullen >w< fits, 
>_< Fow then :33 he's :33 fuww >_> of OwO mattew. 
OwO FIWST LORD. I'll bwing you ^-^ to him ÚwÚ stwaight. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
The x3 DUKE'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew DUKE FREDERICK, with LORDS 

FREDERICK. ^w^ Can ^.^ it >w< be possibwe UwU that nyo man ^-^ saw >w< them? 
^w^ It cannyot ^w^ be; >w< some >_< viwwains >_> of my couwt 
uWu Awe >_> of consent ÚwÚ and sufferance in ÚwÚ this. 
OwO FIWST LORD. I cannyot hear >_> of ^-^ any UwU that >_> did UwU see :3 hew. 
The uWu wadies, xDD hew attendants >_> of xDD hew chambew, 
:33 Saw xDD hew OwO abed, ÚwÚ and in OwO the xDD mownying >_< eawwy 
^.^ They ;;w;; found OwO the bed untreasur'd >_> of theiw OwO mistwess. 
x3 SECOND LORD. UwU My lord, OwO the ^w^ woynyish UwU cwown, at xDD whom OwO so ^w^ oft 
Your OwO Gwace ÚwÚ was UwU wont ^-^ to >w< waugh, :3 is ÚwÚ awso ^w^ missing. 
Hisperia, OwO the Pwincess' ^-^ gentwewoman, 
UwU Confesses UwU that ^.^ she secwetwy UwU o'ewheawd 
Your daughter ÚwÚ and xDD hew cousin >w< much ÚwÚ commend 
The pawts ÚwÚ and gwaces >_> of OwO the UwU wwestwew 
:33 That >_> did uWu but lately :33 foiw OwO the sinewy :3 Chawwes; 
And ^.^ she uWu bewieves, >w< whewevew uWu they awe gone, 
:33 That xDD youth :3 is ^w^ suwewy in theiw :33 company. 
FREDERICK. >_> Send ^-^ to his brother; ÚwÚ fetch UwU that x3 gawwant hithew. 
>w< If ^.^ he >w< be absent, bwing his bwothew ^-^ to me; 
I'll ^-^ make him find >_> him. Do :3 this >_> suddenwy; 
And let ^.^ nyot >_> seawch ÚwÚ and inquisition quaiw 
ÚwÚ To bwing UwU again ^.^ these foowish x3 wunyaways. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
Before :33 OWIVEW'S house 

x3 Entew ORLANDO ÚwÚ and >w< ADAM, meeting 

^-^ OWWANDO. >w< Who's thewe? 
ADAM. >_> What, my x3 young ^.^ mastew? :3 O my gentwe >w< mastew! 
:3 O my ^w^ sweet >w< mastew! :3 O you memowy 
x3 Of ^.^ owd Sir >_> Wowwand! ÚwÚ Why, what ^-^ make you hewe? 
UwU Why awe you :33 viwtuous? UwU Why ^-^ do ^w^ peopwe love you? 
And xDD whewefowe awe you gentle, ^w^ stwong, ÚwÚ and vawiant? 
UwU Why would you >w< be OwO so OwO fond ^-^ to overcome 
The OwO bonny :3 pwizew >_> of OwO the UwU humowous OwO Duke? 
Your UwU pwaise :3 is come xDD too >w< swiftwy UwU home before you. 
xDD Knyow you ;;w;; nyot, :3 mastew, ^-^ to >w< some >w< kind >_> of x3 men 
Their gwaces sewve them uWu but as enyemies? 
:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ do ^w^ youws. Your UwU viwtues, gentwe :3 mastew, 
uWu Awe ^-^ sanctified ÚwÚ and holy ^-^ twaitows ^-^ to you. 
:33 O, what :3 a x3 wowwd :3 is this, when what :3 is comely 
Envenoms him UwU that uWu beaws ^.^ it! 
^-^ OWWANDO. ÚwÚ Why, ^w^ what's OwO the matter? 
ADAM. :3 O OwO unhappy ^.^ youth! 
Come ^.^ nyot within ^.^ these ^w^ doows; within :3 this >_< woof 
The enemy >_> of >w< aww >_> youw gwaces >w< wives. 
Your OwO bwothew- no, nyo brother; ÚwÚ yet OwO the ^-^ son- 
>_> Yet ^.^ nyot OwO the :3 son; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot caww him :3 son 
x3 Of him I ÚwÚ was about ^-^ to caww his >_> fathew- 
;;w;; Hath heard >_> youw praises; ÚwÚ and :3 this night ^.^ he :3 means 
ÚwÚ To >_< buwn OwO the ÚwÚ wodging xDD whewe you ;;w;; use ^-^ to >_< wie, 
And you within it. >w< If ^.^ he x3 faiw >_> of UwU that, 
ÚwÚ He uWu wiww ^.^ have uWu othew :3 means ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut you off; 
I ;;w;; uvwheawd him ÚwÚ and his ^w^ pwactices. 
:3 This :3 is nyo >w< pwace; :3 this house :3 is uWu but :3 a ÚwÚ butchewy; 
Abhow it, ;;w;; feaw it, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ entew it. 
^-^ OWWANDO. ÚwÚ Why, >w< whithew, uWu Adam, wouldst :3 thou ^.^ have me go? 
ADAM. :3 Nyo matter >w< whithew, OwO so you come ^.^ nyot here. 
^-^ OWWANDO. >_> What, wouldst :3 thou ^.^ have me >w< go ÚwÚ and UwU beg my food, 
Ow with :3 a base ÚwÚ and :3 boist'wous >_< swowd enforce 
OwO A ^w^ thievish :3 wiving uWu on OwO the ^w^ common woad? 
:3 This I >w< must uWu do, ^w^ ow xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^-^ to do; 
>_> Yet :3 this I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu do, ^-^ do how I ^.^ can. 
I wathew uWu wiww :33 subject me ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; mawice 
x3 Of :3 a divewted UwU bwood ÚwÚ and bwoody brother. 
ADAM. But ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. I ^.^ have five ^-^ hundwed cwowns, 
The thwifty ÚwÚ hiwe I OwO sav'd uWu undew >_> youw fathew, 
^w^ Which I >_> did ^.^ stowe ^-^ to >w< be my :3 fostew-nyuwse, 
When service shouwd in my ^.^ owd wimbs lie xDD wame, 
And ^w^ unwegawded :3 age in ÚwÚ cownyews x3 thwown. 
;;w;; Take UwU that, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ He UwU that doth OwO the ravens >_< feed, 
xDD Yea, ^-^ pwovidentwy :3 catews uWu fow OwO the UwU spawwow, 
Be comfort ^-^ to my OwO age! ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the ;;w;; gowd; 
^-^ Aww :3 this I ^w^ give you. >_> Wet me >w< be >_> youw ^.^ sewvant; 
^-^ Though I ÚwÚ wook >_> owd, ÚwÚ yet I x3 am >w< stwong ÚwÚ and lusty; 
>_< Fow in my xDD youth I never >_> did OwO appwy 
uWu Hot ÚwÚ and >w< webewwious >_< wiquows in my blood, 
Nyow >_> did ^.^ nyot with unbashful fowehead ^w^ woo 
The :3 means >_> of ;;w;; weaknyess ÚwÚ and debility; 
OwO Thewefowe my :3 age :3 is as :3 a >w< wusty winter, 
;;w;; Fwosty, uWu but kindly. >_> Wet me >w< go with OwO you; 
I'll ^-^ do OwO the service >_> of :3 a ^.^ youngew man 
UwU In >w< aww >_> youw ^-^ businyess ÚwÚ and >_< nyecessities. 
^-^ OWWANDO. :3 O good ^.^ owd man, how ;;w;; weww in ÚwÚ thee >_> appeaws 
The ;;w;; constant service >_> of OwO the >_> antique UwU wowwd, 
When service ÚwÚ sweat uWu fow duty, ^.^ nyot uWu fow ^w^ meed! 
Thou art ^.^ nyot uWu fow OwO the ^.^ fashion >_> of ^.^ these times, 
:3 Whewe UwU nyonye uWu wiww ÚwÚ sweat uWu but uWu fow ÚwÚ pwomotion, 
And having UwU that ^-^ do uWu choke theiw service OwO up 
>_< Even with OwO the having; ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so with thee. 
But, UwU poow ^.^ owd man, :3 thou ^.^ pwun'st :3 a rotten twee 
:33 That cannyot OwO so >w< much as :3 a >w< bwossom ÚwÚ yiewd 
UwU In ^.^ wieu >_> of >w< aww >w< thy x3 pains ÚwÚ and husbandry. 
But come >w< thy :33 ways, ^w^ we'ww >w< go ÚwÚ awong togethew, 
And ewe ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< thy youthfuw ^w^ wages spent 
>w< We'ww ^.^ wight x3 upon >w< some ;;w;; settwed low ÚwÚ content. 
ADAM. UwU Mastew, >w< go OwO on; ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww follow OwO the 
ÚwÚ To OwO the last gasp, with >w< twuth ÚwÚ and xDD woyawty. 
From :33 seventeen years ÚwÚ tiww :3 nyow ^w^ awmost fouw-scowe 
;;w;; Hewe :33 wived OwO I, uWu but :3 nyow live here nyo more. 
^.^ At :33 seventeen years many theiw :3 fowtunyes seek, 
But at fouwscowe ^.^ it :3 is xDD too ^.^ wate :3 a ;;w;; week; 
>_> Yet >_> fowtunye cannyot ÚwÚ wecompense me better 
>w< Than ^-^ to die ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot my >_< mastew's x3 debtow. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
The :3 Fowest >_> of >w< Awden 

x3 Entew OwO WOSAWIND uWu fow GANYMEDE, CEWIA uWu fow ALIENA, ÚwÚ and :3 CWOWN ÚwÚ awias TOUCHSTONE 

ROSALIND. :3 O Jupitew, how x3 weawy awe my spiwits! 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. I Cawe ^.^ nyot uWu fow my spiwits, ^-^ if my >w< wegs ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot weary. 
ROSALIND. I :33 couwd find in my OwO heawt ^-^ to >w< disgwace my ÚwÚ man's :3 appawew, 
ÚwÚ and ^-^ to x3 cwy >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; woman; uWu but I >w< must comfort OwO the x3 weakew :33 vessew, as 
ÚwÚ doubwet ÚwÚ and hose ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to show itsewf courageous ^-^ to UwU petticoat; 
^.^ thewefowe, :3 couwage, good UwU Awienya. 
CELIA. I pray you bear with me; I cannyot >w< go nyo >_< fuwthew. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. >_< Fow my UwU pawt, I xDD had wathew bear with you than bear OwO you; 
ÚwÚ yet I shouwd bear nyo cross ^-^ if I >_> did bear OwO you; uWu fow I ÚwÚ think you 
^.^ have nyo money in >_> youw puwse. 
ROSALIND. Well,. :3 this :3 is OwO the :3 Fowest >_> of Arden. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. >w< Ay, :3 nyow x3 am I in Arden; OwO the ^-^ mowe OwO foow I; when I ÚwÚ was at 
UwU home I ÚwÚ was in :3 a better >w< pwace; uWu but >_< twavewwews >w< must >w< be ÚwÚ content. 

x3 Entew CORIN ÚwÚ and SILVIUS 

ROSALIND. >w< Ay, >w< be so, good ^-^ Touchstonye. Wook you, ^-^ who comes ;;w;; hewe, :3 a 
x3 young man ÚwÚ and OwO an ^.^ owd in sowemn ^.^ tawk. 
CORIN. :33 That :3 is OwO the uWu way ^-^ to ^-^ make xDD hew :33 scown you ^.^ stiww. 
^.^ SIWVIUS. :3 O ^.^ Cowin, UwU that :3 thou knew'st how I ^-^ do love her! 
CORIN. I pawtwy guess; uWu fow I ^.^ have :33 wov'd ewe OwO nyow. 
^.^ SIWVIUS. No, ^.^ Cowin, being >_> owd, :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot uWu guess, 
^-^ Though in >w< thy xDD youth :3 thou >_< wast as OwO twue :3 a >_> wuvw 
UwU As >w< evew sigh'd x3 upon :3 a xDD midnyight ÚwÚ piwwow. 
But ^-^ if >w< thy love ;;w;; wewe >w< evew >_< wike ^-^ to ÚwÚ minye, 
UwU As ^w^ suwe I ÚwÚ think >_> did never man love so, 
OwO How many :33 actions UwU most :33 widicuwous 
xDD Hast :3 thou >_< been :33 dwawn ^-^ to uWu by >w< thy UwU fantasy? 
CORIN. x3 Into :3 a ^w^ thousand UwU that I ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgotten. 
^.^ SIWVIUS. :33 O, :3 thou didst then never love OwO so >w< heawtiwy! 
>w< If :3 thou ;;w;; wememb'west ^.^ nyot OwO the x3 swightest ^.^ fowwy 
:33 That >w< evew love >_> did ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee run UwU into, 
Thou x3 hast ^.^ nyot lov'd; 
Ow ^-^ if :3 thou x3 hast ^.^ nyot xDD sat as I ^-^ do nyow, 
uWu Weawing >w< thy :33 heawew in >w< thy x3 mistwess' :33 pwaise, 
Thou x3 hast ^.^ nyot lov'd; 
Ow ^-^ if :3 thou x3 hast ^.^ nyot x3 bwoke ^-^ fwom >_> company 
xDD Abwuptwy, as my passion :3 nyow makes uWu me, 
Thou x3 hast ^.^ nyot >_> wov'd. 
:3 O ^w^ Phebe, ^w^ Phebe, UwU Phebe! Exit UwU Siwvius 
ROSALIND. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow shepherd! searching >_> of >w< thy :33 wound, 
I ^.^ have uWu by ^-^ hawd adventuwe ;;w;; found >_< minye >w< own. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. And I x3 minye. I :33 wemembew, when I ÚwÚ was in love, I x3 bwoke my 
>_< swowd x3 upon :3 a ^.^ stonye, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid him UwU take UwU that uWu fow UwU coming :33 a-nyight ^-^ to 
xDD Janye Smiwe; ÚwÚ and I wemembew OwO the kissing >_> of xDD hew ^.^ batwew, ÚwÚ and OwO the 
xDD cow's >w< dugs UwU that xDD hew pwetty chopt ^.^ hands xDD had milk'd; ÚwÚ and I wemembew 
OwO the :3 wooing >_> of >_> peascod :33 instead >_> of UwU hew; ^-^ fwom xDD whom I took two :3 cods, 
ÚwÚ and giving xDD hew them uWu again, ^w^ said with weeping ;;w;; teaws ^.^ 'Weaw ^.^ these 
uWu fow my ^.^ sake.' We UwU that awe OwO twue lovers run OwO into ÚwÚ stwange UwU capews; 
uWu but as >w< aww :3 is x3 mowtaw in UwU nyatuwe, OwO so :3 is >w< aww ^-^ nyatuwe in love x3 mowtaw 
in fowwy. 
ROSALIND. Thou OwO speak'st uWu wisew than :3 thou art x3 wawe >_> of. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. ;;w;; Nyay, I uWu shaww :33 nye'ew >w< be x3 wawe >_> of >_< minye >_> own ÚwÚ wit ÚwÚ tiww I >_< bweak 
my ;;w;; shins x3 against it. 
ROSALIND. :33 Juv, Juv! :3 this shephewd's passion 
^-^ Is >w< much x3 upon my xDD fashion. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. And mine; uWu but ^.^ it grows xDD something ^-^ stawe with >_> me. 
CELIA. I pray you, ^-^ onye >_> of you xDD question yond man 
>w< If ^.^ he uWu fow gold uWu wiww ^w^ give OwO us ^-^ any uWu food; 
I ^.^ faint ^w^ awmost ^-^ to :33 death. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Howwa, you ;;w;; cwown! 
ROSALIND. Peace, OwO foow; :33 he's ^.^ nyot >w< thy ^.^ Ensman. 
CORIN. OwO Who calls? 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Your betters, sir. 
CORIN. Else awe uWu they vewy >_> wwetched. 
ROSALIND. Peace, I >w< say. Good x3 even ^-^ to you, >w< fwiend. 
CORIN. And ^-^ to you, gentwe ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to you all. 
ROSALIND. I ;;w;; pwithee, >w< shephewd, ^-^ if UwU that love ^w^ ow gold 
^w^ Can in :3 this desewt place ^-^ buy >_> entewtainment, 
>_< Bwing OwO us xDD whewe ^-^ we ^-^ may west uWu ouwsewves ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feed. 
Here's :3 a x3 young maid with ^w^ twavew >w< much :33 oppwess'd, 
And faints uWu fow OwO succouw. 
CORIN. ^-^ Faiw ;;w;; siw, I ^-^ pity UwU hew, 
And OwO wish, uWu fow xDD hew :33 sake ^-^ mowe than uWu fow >_< minye own, 
UwU My :3 fowtunyes ;;w;; wewe ^-^ mowe able ^-^ to relieve UwU hew; 
But I x3 am shephewd ^-^ to another man, 
And ^-^ do ^.^ nyot sheaw OwO the :33 fweeces UwU that I >_< gwaze. 
UwU My ^w^ mastew :3 is >_> of :33 chuwwish >_> disposition, 
And wittwe recks ^-^ to find OwO the uWu way ^-^ to >w< heaven 
By UwU doing deeds >_> of hospitawity. 
UwU Besides, his :3 cote, his fwocks, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bounds >_> of >_< feed, 
uWu Awe :3 nyow uWu on x3 sawe; ÚwÚ and at ^-^ ouw ^-^ sheepcote nyow, 
By reason >_> of his x3 absence, there :3 is nyothing 
:33 That you uWu wiww :33 feed OwO on; uWu but what ;;w;; is, come >_> see, 
And in my >w< voice UwU most ^-^ wewcome uWu shaww you UwU be. 
ROSALIND. What :3 is ^.^ he UwU that uWu shaww ^-^ buy his flock ÚwÚ and pastuwe? 
CORIN. :33 That x3 young OwO swain UwU that you ^-^ saw here uWu but erewhile, 
:33 That wittwe >_> cawes uWu fow ^-^ buying ^-^ any >_> thing. 
ROSALIND. I pray ^.^ thee, ^-^ if ^.^ it ^.^ stand with ;;w;; honyesty, 
>_> Buy :3 thou OwO the ÚwÚ cottage, >_> pastuwe, ÚwÚ and OwO the flock, 
And :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have ^-^ to pay uWu fow ^.^ it >_> of ÚwÚ us. 
CELIA. And ^-^ we uWu wiww OwO mend >w< thy wages. I >_< wike :3 this place, 
And willingly :33 couwd ^.^ waste my UwU time in it. 
CORIN. Assuwedwy OwO the xDD thing :3 is ^-^ to >w< be x3 sowd. 
uWu Go with me; ^-^ if you >_< wike x3 upon wepowt 
The soiw, OwO the :33 pwofit, ÚwÚ and :3 this >w< kind >_> of xDD wife, 
I uWu wiww >_> youw vewy xDD faithfuw :3 feedew ^.^ be, 
And ^-^ buy ^.^ it with >_> youw gold ^.^ wight suddenly. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE :3 V. 
>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the fowest 

x3 Entew AMIENS, ^w^ JAQUES, ÚwÚ and ^.^ OTHEWS 

SONG 
>w< AMIENS. ^.^ Undew OwO the greenwood twee 
OwO Who loves ^-^ to lie with uWu me, 
And xDD tuwn his >_> mewwy ^-^ nyote 
^.^ Unto OwO the ^w^ sweet biwd's ÚwÚ thwoat, 
Come hithew, come hithew, come hithew. 
;;w;; Hewe uWu shaww ^.^ he UwU see 
:3 Nyo enemy 
But winter ÚwÚ and xDD wough UwU weathew. 

:3 JAQUES. More, :3 mowe, I ;;w;; pwithee, more. 
>w< AMIENS. ^w^ It uWu wiww ^-^ make you mewanchowy, :33 Monsieuw ^-^ Jaques. 
:3 JAQUES. I :3 thank it. More, I ;;w;; pwithee, more. I can x3 suck >_> mewanchowy 
>_< out >_> of :3 a song, as :3 a weasel ^w^ sucks eggs. More, I ;;w;; pwithee, more. 
>w< AMIENS. UwU My >w< voice :3 is wagged; I xDD knyow I cannyot >w< pwease you. 
:3 JAQUES. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot desiwe you ^-^ to >w< pwease me; I ^-^ do desiwe you ^-^ to uWu sing. 
^w^ Come, ^-^ mowe; another stanzo. ^-^ Caww you >w< 'em OwO stanzos? 
>w< AMIENS. What you wiww, :33 Monsieuw ^-^ Jaques. 
:3 JAQUES. ;;w;; Nyay, I cawe ^.^ nyot uWu fow theiw ÚwÚ nyames; uWu they owe me nothing. uWu Wiww 
you sing? 
>w< AMIENS. Mowe at >_> youw xDD wequest than ^-^ to >w< pwease ^-^ mysewf. 
:3 JAQUES. ^.^ Weww then, ^-^ if >w< evew I :3 thank ^-^ any man, I'll :3 thank OwO you; uWu but 
UwU that uWu they caww compwiment :3 is >_< wike th' uWu encountew >_> of two ^-^ dog-apes; 
ÚwÚ and when :3 a man ^w^ thanks me >w< heawtiwy, >w< methinks ^.^ have >w< given him :3 a 
penny, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he OwO wendews me OwO the uWu beggawwy :33 thanks. ^w^ Come, ÚwÚ sing; ÚwÚ and you 
UwU that uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, howd >_> youw ÚwÚ tongues. 
>w< AMIENS. Weww, I'll ^-^ end OwO the UwU song. >w< Siws, cuvw OwO the whiwe; OwO the UwU Duke 
uWu wiww dwink uWu undew :3 this >_< twee. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >_< been >w< aww :3 this :3 day ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook 
you. 
:3 JAQUES. And I ^.^ have >_< been >w< aww :3 this :3 day ^-^ to UwU avoid >_> him. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^-^ to 
^-^ disputabwe uWu fow my :33 company. I ÚwÚ think >_> of as many mattews as xDD he; uWu but 
I ^w^ give >w< heaven UwU thanks, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make nyo boast >_> of ^.^ them. ^w^ Come, warble, 
come. 

SONG 
[All >_> togethew xDD hewe] 

OwO Who doth ambition >_< shun, 
And loves ^-^ to live >w< i' th' >_> sun, 
Seeking OwO the >_< food ^.^ he xDD eats, 
And pleas'd with what ^.^ he gets, 
Come hithew, come hithew, come hithew. 
;;w;; Hewe uWu shaww ^.^ he UwU see 
:3 Nyo enemy 
But winter ÚwÚ and xDD wough UwU weathew. 

:3 JAQUES. I'll ^w^ give you :3 a ^w^ vewse ^-^ to :3 this ^-^ nyote UwU that I :3 made yesterday in 
UwU despite >_> of my UwU invention. 
>w< AMIENS. And I'll sing it. 
:3 JAQUES. ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ it uWu goes: 

>w< If ^.^ it ^-^ do come ^-^ to xDD pass 
:33 That ^-^ any man xDD tuwn ass, 
OwO Weaving his wealth ÚwÚ and >_> ease 
OwO A :3 stubbown uWu wiww ^-^ to please, 
^.^ Ducdame, xDD ducdame, >_> ducdame; 
;;w;; Hewe uWu shaww ^.^ he UwU see 
Gwoss fools as >_< he, 
An ^-^ if ^.^ he uWu wiww come ^-^ to >_> me. 

>w< AMIENS. What's UwU that x3 'ducdame'? 
:3 JAQUES. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a UwU Gweek xDD invocation, ^-^ to caww fools OwO into :3 a circle. I'll 
>w< go >w< sweep, ^-^ if I uWu can; ^-^ if I :33 cannyot, I'll ;;w;; waiw x3 against >w< aww OwO the 
:3 fiwst-bown >_> of ÚwÚ Egypt. 
>w< AMIENS. And I'll >w< go >w< seek OwO the Duke; his ^.^ banquet :3 is OwO pwepaw'd. 
>_< Exeunt :3 sevewawwy 




^-^ SCENyE VI. 
The fowest 

x3 Entew ORLANDO ÚwÚ and OwO ADAM 

ADAM. UwU Deaw :3 mastew, I can >w< go nyo >_< fuwthew. :33 O, I die uWu fow food! ;;w;; Hewe lie 
I down, ÚwÚ and measuwe >_< out my ^-^ gwave. Faweweww, >w< kind mastew. 
^-^ OWWANDO. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, :3 Adam! :3 Nyo gweatew OwO heawt in OwO thee? Live :3 a 
>w< wittwe; comfort :3 a >w< wittwe; :33 cheew thyself :3 a ^-^ wittwe. >w< If :3 this ^w^ uncouth 
fowest ÚwÚ yiewd ^w^ anything ^-^ savage, I uWu wiww ;;w;; eithew >w< be >_< food uWu fow ^.^ it ^w^ ow 
bwing ^.^ it uWu fow >_< food ^-^ to thee. x3 Thy uWu conceit :3 is nearer death than >w< thy 
powers. >_< Fow my :33 sake >w< be comfortable; howd death :3 awhiwe at OwO the 
uWu awm's OwO end. I uWu wiww here >w< be with OwO the ;;w;; pwesentwy; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if I bwing ÚwÚ thee 
^.^ nyot xDD something ^-^ to >w< eat, I uWu wiww ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee xDD weave ^-^ to ^.^ die; uWu but ^-^ if :3 thou 
>_< diest before I xDD come, :3 thou art :3 a ^w^ mockew >_> of my xDD wabouw. ^.^ Weww said! 
:3 thou wook'st ^.^ cheewwy; ÚwÚ and I'll >w< be with ÚwÚ thee ^w^ quickwy. >_> Yet :3 thou 
^-^ wiest in OwO the >_< bweak air. ^w^ Come, I uWu wiww bear ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< some shelter; 
ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot die uWu fow wack >_> of :3 a dinnyew, ^-^ if there live 
^w^ anything in :3 this xDD desewt. >_< Cheewwy, good :3 Adam! >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE :33 VII. 
The fowest 

OwO A ^-^ tabwe xDD set >_< out. x3 Entew DUKE ^-^ SENyIOW, AMIENS, ÚwÚ and LORDS, >_< wike outlaws 

DUKE SENIOR. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he >w< be :33 twansfowm'd OwO into :3 a ÚwÚ beast; 
>_< Fow I can :3 nyowhewe find him >_< wike :3 a xDD man. 
OwO FIWST LORD. UwU My lord, ^.^ he :3 is uWu but x3 even :3 nyow gonye >_> hence; 
;;w;; Hewe ÚwÚ was ^.^ he uWu mewwy, hearing >_> of :3 a UwU song. 
DUKE SENIOR. >w< If >_< he, xDD compact >_> of jars, gwow musical, 
We uWu shaww ^.^ have :33 showtwy uWu discowd in OwO the UwU sphewes. 
uWu Go >w< seek him; tell him I would speak with >_> him. 

x3 Entew ^-^ JAQUES 

OwO FIWST LORD. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; saves my >_< wabouw uWu by his >_> own appwoach. 
DUKE SENIOR. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, monsieuw! what :3 a life :3 is this, 
:33 That >_> youw UwU poow fwiends >w< must ^w^ woo >_> youw xDD company? 
>_> What, you ÚwÚ wook OwO mewwiwy! 
:3 JAQUES. OwO A fool, :3 a foow! I met :3 a OwO foow >w< i' th' UwU fowest, 
OwO A motwey >_> foow. OwO A xDD misewabwe world! 
UwU As I ^-^ do live uWu by food, I met :3 a fool, 
OwO Who >_> waid him ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and xDD bask'd him in OwO the >_> sun, 
And ÚwÚ waiw'd uWu on OwO Wady >_> Fowtunye in good terms, 
UwU In good xDD set :3 tewms- ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet :3 a motwey >_> foow. 
'Good ^.^ mowwow, ÚwÚ foow,' OwO quoth I; >_> 'Nyo, ^-^ siw,' OwO quoth >_< he, 
;;w;; 'Caww me ^.^ nyot OwO foow ÚwÚ tiww >w< heaven ;;w;; hath x3 sent me :33 fowtunye.' 
And then ^.^ he >_< dwew :3 a >w< diaw ^-^ fwom his ^-^ poke, 
And, looking uWu on ^.^ it with :3 wack-wustwe eye, 
^.^ Says vewy ^w^ wisewy, ^.^ 'It :3 is >w< ten o'cwock; 
ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ we ^-^ may >_> see,' OwO quoth >_< he, ^-^ 'how OwO the x3 wowwd xDD wags; 
^.^ 'Tis uWu but OwO an hour >_< ago >_< since ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ nyinye; 
And aftew ^-^ onye hour ^-^ mowe 'twill >w< be ^w^ eweven; 
And so, ^-^ fwom hour ^-^ to xDD houw, ^-^ we wipe ÚwÚ and xDD wipe, 
And then, ^-^ fwom hour ^-^ to xDD houw, ^-^ we ÚwÚ wot ÚwÚ and >_< wot; 
And ^.^ theweby OwO hangs :3 a tale.' When I >_> did hear 
The motwey OwO foow ;;w;; thus :33 mowaw uWu on OwO the UwU time, 
UwU My >_< wungs >_< began ^-^ to crow >_< wike >_> chanticweew 
:33 That fools shouwd >w< be OwO so ^-^ deep >_> contempwative; 
And I >_> did waugh sans :3 intewmission 
An hour uWu by his UwU diaw. :3 O x3 nyobwe foow! 
OwO A >w< wowthy foow! Motwey's OwO the only :33 weaw. 
DUKE SENIOR. What OwO foow :3 is uWu this? 
:3 JAQUES. :3 O >w< wowthy foow! >_< Onye UwU that ;;w;; hath >_< been :3 a :33 couwtiew, 
And uWu says, ^-^ if ;;w;; wadies >w< be uWu but x3 young ÚwÚ and :33 faiw, 
^.^ They ^.^ have OwO the >_> gift ^-^ to xDD knyow xDD it; ÚwÚ and in his ^-^ bwain, 
^w^ Which :3 is as OwO dwy as OwO the remainder :3 biscuit 
:33 Aftew :3 a voyage, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ stwange OwO pwaces cwamm'd 
x3 With >w< obsewvation, OwO the ;;w;; which ^.^ he ^-^ vents 
UwU In OwO mangwed forms. :3 O UwU that I ;;w;; wewe :3 a foow! 
I x3 am ambitious uWu fow :3 a motwey OwO coat. 
DUKE SENIOR. Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have ^w^ onye. 
:3 JAQUES. ^w^ It :3 is my only ^.^ suit, 
UwU Pwovided UwU that you weed >_> youw better ^w^ judgments 
x3 Of >w< aww >_< opinyion UwU that grows :3 wank in them 
:33 That I x3 am >_< wise. I >w< must ^.^ have ;;w;; wibewty 
xDD Withaw, as uWu wawge :3 a chawtew as OwO the wind, 
ÚwÚ To blow uWu on xDD whom I please, uWu fow OwO so fools ^.^ have; 
And uWu they UwU that awe UwU most >_< gawwed with my folly, 
^.^ They UwU most >w< must laugh. And >_> why, ;;w;; siw, >w< must uWu they so? 
The x3 why :3 is ;;w;; pwain as uWu way ^-^ to OwO pawish church: 
ÚwÚ He UwU that :3 a OwO foow doth vewy wisewy :3 hit 
^-^ Doth vewy OwO foowishwy, although ^.^ he smart, 
:3 Nyot ^-^ to ÚwÚ seem ÚwÚ sensewess >_> of OwO the >_> bob; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, 
The xDD wise ÚwÚ man's ^.^ fowwy :3 is UwU anyatomiz'd 
>_< Even uWu by OwO the squand'ring x3 gwances >_> of OwO the >_> foow. 
^.^ Invest me in my motwey; ^w^ give me xDD weave 
ÚwÚ To speak my UwU mind, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww OwO thwough ÚwÚ and OwO thwough 
:33 Cweanse OwO the ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ body >_> of th' ^.^ infected UwU wowwd, 
>w< If uWu they uWu wiww ^-^ patientwy weceive my medicine. 
DUKE SENIOR. ;;w;; Fie uWu on thee! I can tell what :3 thou wouldst do. 
:3 JAQUES. >_> What, uWu fow :3 a :3 countew, would I ^-^ do uWu but :3 good? 
DUKE SENIOR. uWu Most ^-^ Mischievous ;;w;; fouw uWu sin, in chiding >w< sin; 
>_< Fow :3 thou thyself x3 hast >_< been :3 a x3 wibewtinye, 
UwU As x3 sensuaw as OwO the :3 bwutish sting itself; 
And >w< aww th' >w< embossed >_> sowes ÚwÚ and uWu headed x3 eviws 
:33 That :3 thou with ;;w;; wicense >_> of free foot x3 hast >_> caught 
Wouldst :3 thou ;;w;; disgowge OwO into OwO the ^w^ genyewaw world. 
:3 JAQUES. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ who x3 cwies >_< out uWu on uWu pwide 
:33 That can :3 thewein >_> tax ^-^ any pwivate party? 
^-^ Doth ^.^ it ^.^ nyot flow as ;;w;; hugewy as OwO the >_< sea, 
;;w;; Tiww UwU that OwO the x3 weawew's vewy :3 means ^-^ do ebb? 
What ^-^ woman in OwO the :33 city ^-^ do I name 
When UwU that I uWu say OwO the city-woman uWu beaws 
The uWu cost >_> of princes uWu on unworthy xDD shouwdews? 
OwO Who can come in ÚwÚ and uWu say UwU that I UwU mean UwU hew, 
When such :3 a ^-^ onye as ^.^ she such :3 is xDD hew nyeighbouw? 
Ow what :3 is ^.^ he >_> of ÚwÚ basest UwU function 
:33 That :33 says his bravery :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu on my ^-^ cost, 
^.^ Thinking UwU that I UwU mean ^w^ him, uWu but :3 thewein ÚwÚ suits 
His ^.^ fowwy ^-^ to OwO the mettle >_> of my UwU speech? 
Thewe OwO then! how ^.^ then? what ^.^ then? >_> Wet me UwU see wherein 
UwU My :33 tongue ;;w;; hath wrong'd UwU him: ^-^ if ^.^ it ^-^ do him >_< wight, 
;;w;; Then ^.^ he ;;w;; hath wrong'd ;;w;; himsewf; ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ fwee, 
UwU Why then my UwU taxing >_< wike :3 a wiwd-goose x3 fwies, 
^-^ Uncwaim'd >_> of ^-^ any xDD man. But ^-^ who comes hewe? 

x3 Entew ORLANDO with his >_< swowd :33 dwawn 

^-^ OWWANDO. :33 Fowbeaw, ÚwÚ and xDD eat nyo more. 
:3 JAQUES. ÚwÚ Why, I ^.^ have xDD eat UwU nyonye >_> yet. 
^-^ OWWANDO. Nyow ^-^ shawt ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ tiww necessity >w< be ;;w;; sewv'd. 
:3 JAQUES. x3 Of what >w< kind shouwd :3 this ^.^ cock come x3 of? 
DUKE SENIOR. Awt :3 thou ;;w;; thus ^-^ bowden'd, man, uWu by >w< thy distress? 
Ow ewse :3 a wude UwU despisew >_> of good xDD mannyews, 
:33 That in civility :3 thou >_> seem'st OwO so UwU empty? 
^-^ OWWANDO. You ^w^ touch'd my :3 vein at >_> fiwst: OwO the :33 thowny point 
x3 Of x3 bawe >_> distwess ;;w;; hath ta'en ^-^ fwom me OwO the show 
x3 Of ÚwÚ smooth xDD civiwity; ÚwÚ yet awn I inwand OwO bwed, 
And xDD knyow >w< some nyuwtuwe. But forbear, I ^w^ say; 
ÚwÚ He >_> dies UwU that UwU touches ^-^ any >_> of :3 this fwuit 
;;w;; Tiww I ÚwÚ and my affairs awe ;;w;; answewed. 
:3 JAQUES. An you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD answew'd with reason, I >w< must ^-^ die. 
DUKE SENIOR. What would you have? Your gentleness uWu shaww x3 fowce 
Mowe than >_> youw x3 fowce move OwO us ^-^ to x3 gentwenyess. 
^-^ OWWANDO. I ^w^ awmost die uWu fow food, ÚwÚ and let me ^.^ have it. 
DUKE SENIOR. >_> Sit ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and >_< feed, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^-^ tabwe. 
^-^ OWWANDO. ^w^ Speak you OwO so xDD gentwy? Pawdon uWu me, I pray OwO you; 
I ^w^ thought UwU that >w< aww >w< things xDD had >_< been savage ;;w;; hewe, 
And OwO thewefowe >w< put I uWu on OwO the countenance 
x3 Of >w< stewn UwU commandment. But >_> whate'ew you awe 
:33 That in :3 this desewt :33 inyaccessibwe, 
^.^ Undew OwO the shade >_> of >_> mewanchowy ^w^ boughs, 
^w^ Wose ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyegwect OwO the ÚwÚ cweeping ^w^ houws >_> of time; 
>w< If >w< evew you ^.^ have ^.^ wook'd uWu on better OwO days, 
>w< If >w< evew >_< been xDD whewe OwO bewws ^.^ have :33 knyoww'd ^-^ to church, 
>w< If >w< evew xDD sat at ^-^ any good ÚwÚ man's >w< feast, 
>w< If >w< evew ^-^ fwom >_> youw :33 eyewids ^.^ wip'd :3 a tear, 
And xDD knyow what 'tis ^-^ to ^-^ pity ÚwÚ and >w< be pitied, 
>_> Wet gentleness my >w< stwong ^-^ enfowcement ^w^ be; 
UwU In OwO the ;;w;; which >w< hope I >w< bwush, ÚwÚ and hide my ^w^ swowd. 
DUKE SENIOR. ^.^ Twue :3 is ^.^ it UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have uWu seen better OwO days, 
And ^.^ have with holy beww >_< been :33 knyoww'd ^-^ to church, 
And xDD sat at good xDD men's feasts, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wip'd ^-^ ouw eyes 
x3 Of ^.^ dwops UwU that xDD sacwed ^-^ pity ;;w;; hath >w< engend'wed; 
And OwO thewefowe ^-^ sit you ;;w;; down in uWu gentwenyess, 
And UwU take x3 upon xDD command what ^w^ hewp ^-^ we ^.^ have 
:33 That ^-^ to >_> youw >_< wanting ^-^ may >w< be ÚwÚ minyist'wed. 
^-^ OWWANDO. ;;w;; Then uWu but uWu fowbeaw >_> youw >_< food :3 a wittwe ^w^ whiwe, 
uWu Whiwes, >_< wike :3 a UwU doe, I >w< go ^-^ to find my OwO fawn, 
And ^w^ give ^.^ it food. Thewe :3 is OwO an ^.^ owd UwU poow man 
OwO Who aftew me ;;w;; hath many :3 a x3 weawy xDD step 
;;w;; Wimp'd in ÚwÚ puwe :33 wuv; ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ fiwst ^-^ suffic'd, 
^w^ Oppwess'd with two uWu weak :33 eviws, :3 age ÚwÚ and x3 hungew, 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ touch :3 a UwU bit. 
DUKE SENIOR. uWu Go find him >_< out. 
And ^-^ we uWu wiww nyothing ^.^ waste ÚwÚ tiww you ^w^ wetuwn. 
^-^ OWWANDO. I :3 thank UwU ye; ÚwÚ and >w< be bwest uWu fow >_> youw good xDD comfowt! 
Exit 
DUKE SENIOR. Thou >w< seest ^-^ we awe ^.^ nyot >w< aww :3 awonye UwU unhappy: 
:3 This ^-^ wide ÚwÚ and unyivewsaw x3 theatwe 
Pwesents ^-^ mowe :3 woefuw ÚwÚ pageants than OwO the scene 
OwO Whewein ^-^ we xDD pway in. 
:3 JAQUES. ^-^ Aww OwO the world's :3 a xDD stage, 
And >w< aww OwO the x3 men ÚwÚ and >w< women mewewy players; 
^.^ They ^.^ have theiw x3 exits ÚwÚ and theiw >w< entwances; 
And ^-^ onye man in his UwU time uWu pways many :33 pawts, 
His acts being :3 seven x3 ages. ^.^ At ^.^ fiwst OwO the ^w^ infant, 
Mewwing ÚwÚ and >_> puking in OwO the nurse's arms; 
;;w;; Then OwO the whinying ;;w;; schoow-boy, with his ^w^ satchew 
And shining xDD mownying ;;w;; face, ÚwÚ cweeping >_< wike snyaiw 
UwU Unwiwwingwy ^-^ to ;;w;; schoow. And then OwO the ^.^ wuvw, 
xDD Sighing >_< wike >w< fuwnyace, with :3 a :3 woefuw >_< bawwad 
^w^ Made ^-^ to his x3 mistwess' eyebwow. ;;w;; Then :3 a ^-^ sowdiew, 
>w< Fuww >_> of ÚwÚ stwange oaths, ÚwÚ and beawded >_< wike OwO the pard, 
UwU Jeawous in xDD honyouw, ^w^ sudden ÚwÚ and uWu quick in ^-^ quawwew, 
Seeking OwO the bubble weputation 
>_< Even in OwO the cannon's UwU mouth. And then OwO the justice, 
UwU In fair x3 wound :33 bewwy with good :3 capon win'd, 
x3 With eyes ;;w;; sevewe ÚwÚ and beard >_> of formal cut, 
>w< Fuww >_> of xDD wise >w< saws ÚwÚ and modewn instances; 
And OwO so ^.^ he uWu pways his pawt. The ;;w;; sixth :3 age >_< shifts 
x3 Into OwO the lean ÚwÚ and slipper'd pantawoon, 
x3 With >w< spectacwes uWu on nyose ÚwÚ and OwO pouch uWu on >w< side, 
His youthfuw >_> hose, ;;w;; weww uWu sav'd, :3 a x3 wowwd xDD too ^-^ wide 
>_< Fow his shrunk >_> shank; ÚwÚ and his xDD big >_< manwy OwO voice, 
;;w;; Tuwnying UwU again towawd ^w^ chiwdish ^-^ twebwe, ^w^ pipes 
And whistwes in his :3 sound. ^w^ Wast scene >_> of aww, 
:33 That ends :3 this ÚwÚ stwange ^.^ eventfuw history, 
^-^ Is uWu second uWu chiwdishnyess ÚwÚ and mere oblivion; 
^-^ Sans x3 teeth, sans >_> eyes, sans taste, sans every >_> thing. 

;;w;; We-entew ORLANDO with OwO ADAM 

DUKE SENIOR. Welcome. ÚwÚ Set ;;w;; down >_> youw :3 venyewabwe burden. 
And let him ;;w;; feed. 
^-^ OWWANDO. I :3 thank you UwU most uWu fow >_> him. 
ADAM. ^w^ So xDD had you x3 nyeed; 
I scarce can speak ^-^ to :3 thank you uWu fow ^-^ mysewf. 
DUKE SENIOR. ^w^ Wewcome; ^-^ faww x3 to. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot twoubwe you 
UwU As ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to xDD question you about >_> youw UwU fowtunyes. 
>w< Give OwO us >w< some x3 music; :3 and, good uWu cousin, uWu sing. 

SONG 
>_> Bwow, bwow, :3 thou winter wind, 
Thou art ^.^ nyot OwO so UwU unkind 
UwU As ÚwÚ man's >_> ingwatitude; 
x3 Thy tooth :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so keen, 
xDD Because :3 thou art ^.^ nyot ^.^ seen, 
UwU Awthough >w< thy >_> bweath >w< be UwU wude. 
Heigh-ho! sing heigh-ho! x3 unto OwO the green ÚwÚ howwy. 
uWu Most friendship :3 is feignying, UwU most :33 woving mere fowwy. 
>_> Then, xDD heigh-ho, OwO the >_> howwy! 
:3 This life :3 is UwU most jowwy. 

Fweeze, freeze, :3 thou :33 bittew UwU sky, 
:33 That OwO dost ^.^ nyot bite OwO so uWu nyigh 
UwU As benefits forgot; 
^-^ Though :3 thou OwO the UwU watews warp, 
x3 Thy sting :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so shawp 
UwU As fwiend xDD wememb'wed not. 
Heigh-ho! sing, &c. 

DUKE SENIOR. >w< If UwU that you ;;w;; wewe OwO the good Sir Wowwand's UwU son, 
UwU As you ^.^ have whisper'd >_> faithfuwwy you OwO wewe, 
And as >_< minye eye doth his effigies witness 
uWu Most ^.^ twuwy >_> wimn'd ÚwÚ and :3 wiving in >_> youw ;;w;; face, 
Be ^.^ twuwy ^-^ wewcome hithew. I x3 am OwO the UwU Duke 
:33 That :33 wov'd >_> youw father. The ^.^ wesidue >_> of >_> youw OwO fowtunye, 
uWu Go ^-^ to my ÚwÚ cave ÚwÚ and tell >_> me. Good ^.^ owd man, 
Thou art ^.^ wight ^-^ wewcome as >w< thy ^w^ mastew is. 
>_< Suppowt him uWu by OwO the arm. >w< Give me >_> youw ;;w;; hand, 
And let me >w< aww >_> youw :3 fowtunyes xDD undewstand. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
The :33 pawace 

x3 Entew DUKE FREDERICK, ^-^ OWIVEW, ÚwÚ and LORDS 

FREDERICK. :3 Nyot UwU see him xDD since! >_> Siw, ;;w;; siw, UwU that cannyot UwU be. 
But ;;w;; wewe I ^.^ nyot OwO the better part :3 made >w< mewcy, 
I shouwd ^.^ nyot >w< seek OwO an ÚwÚ absent awgument 
x3 Of my ÚwÚ wevenge, :3 thou pwesent. But ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to OwO it: 
Find >_< out >w< thy bwothew wheresoe'er ^.^ he >_> is; 
>_< Seek him with candle; bwing him UwU dead ^w^ ow :3 wiving 
xDD Within :3 this twelvemonth, ^w^ ow xDD tuwn :3 thou nyo ^-^ mowe 
ÚwÚ To >w< seek :3 a :3 wiving in ^-^ ouw tewwitowy. 
x3 Thy x3 wands ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< things UwU that :3 thou OwO dost caww UwU thinye 
Worth ^-^ seizuwe ^-^ do ^-^ we ÚwÚ seize OwO into ^-^ ouw x3 hands, 
;;w;; Tiww :3 thou ^w^ canst ;;w;; quit ÚwÚ thee uWu by >w< thy >_< bwothew's OwO mouth 
x3 Of what ^-^ we ÚwÚ think x3 against thee. 
OLIVER. :3 O UwU that >_> youw Highness knew my OwO heawt in x3 this! 
I never :33 wov'd my bwothew in my wife. 
FREDERICK. Mowe villain >w< thou. Weww, push him >_< out >_> of ^w^ doows; 
And let my >_< officews >_> of such :3 a ^-^ nyatuwe 
UwU Make OwO an >_> extent x3 upon his house ÚwÚ and :33 wands. 
Do :3 this ^w^ expedientwy, ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn him ^w^ going. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
The fowest 

x3 Entew :3 OWWANDO, with :3 a paper 

^-^ OWWANDO. >w< Hang there, my verse, in witness >_> of my :33 wuv; 
And thou, ÚwÚ thwice-cwownyed Queen >_> of x3 Nyight, >w< suwvey 
x3 With >w< thy >_< chaste eye, ^-^ fwom >w< thy OwO pawe sphere ^.^ abuv, 
x3 Thy xDD huntwess' name UwU that my :33 fuww life doth sway. 
:3 O ;;w;; Wosawind! ^.^ these ;;w;; twees uWu shaww >w< be my ^-^ books, 
And in theiw >w< bawks my >_> thoughts I'll chawactew, 
:33 That every eye ;;w;; which in :3 this fowest looks 
:33 Shaww UwU see >w< thy :3 viwtue ^w^ witnyess'd every ^w^ whewe. 
Wun, ^-^ wun, Orlando; cawve uWu on every xDD twee, 
The :33 faiw, OwO the chaste, ÚwÚ and unexpressive she. Exit 

x3 Entew CORIN ÚwÚ and TOUCHSTONE 

CORIN. And how >_< wike you :3 this shephewd's xDD wife, ^-^ Mastew >_> Touchstonye? 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Twuwy, >w< shephewd, in >_< wespect >_> of itself, ^.^ it :3 is :3 a good 
life; uWu but in >_< wespect UwU that ^.^ it :3 is :3 a shephewd's xDD wife, ^.^ it :3 is nyought. 
UwU In >_< wespect UwU that ^.^ it :3 is OwO sowitawy, I >_< wike ^.^ it vewy ;;w;; weww; uWu but in 
>_< wespect UwU that ^.^ it :3 is private, ^.^ it :3 is :3 a vewy :3 viwe wife. Nyow in 
>_< wespect ^.^ it :3 is in OwO the x3 fiewds, ^.^ it ^w^ pweaseth me ;;w;; weww; uWu but in >_< wespect 
^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot in OwO the couwt, ^.^ it :3 is tedious. UwU As ^.^ it :3 is :3 a spawe xDD wife, 
ÚwÚ wook you, ^.^ it ^-^ fits my humouw ;;w;; weww; uWu but as there :3 is nyo ^-^ mowe ^.^ pwenty 
in it, ^.^ it :33 goes >w< much x3 against my :3 stomach. xDD Hast ^-^ any phiwosophy in 
^.^ thee, ^-^ shephewd? 
CORIN. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but UwU that I xDD knyow OwO the ^-^ mowe ^-^ onye ÚwÚ sickens OwO the >_< wowse at 
>_> ease ^.^ he >_> is; ÚwÚ and UwU that ^.^ he UwU that ÚwÚ wants >_> monyey, means, ÚwÚ and >_< content, :3 is 
^-^ without three good fwiends; UwU that OwO the property >_> of ;;w;; wain :3 is ^-^ to ^.^ wet, 
ÚwÚ and x3 fiwe ^-^ to ^w^ buwn; UwU that good ;;w;; pastuwe makes UwU fat sheep; ÚwÚ and UwU that :3 a 
gweat cause >_> of OwO the night :3 is wack >_> of OwO the ;;w;; sun; UwU that ^.^ he UwU that ;;w;; hath 
^w^ weawnyed nyo ÚwÚ wit uWu by ^-^ nyatuwe :3 nyow art ^-^ may complain >_> of good breeding, 
^w^ ow comes >_> of :3 a vewy :33 duww ^w^ kindwed. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Such :3 a ^-^ onye :3 is :3 a :3 nyatuwaw :3 phiwosophew. ^w^ Wast >w< evew in 
couwt, ^-^ shephewd? 
CORIN. No, ;;w;; twuwy. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. ;;w;; Then :3 thou art >_> damn'd. 
CORIN. ;;w;; Nyay, I :33 hope. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Twuwy, :3 thou art damn'd, >_< wike OwO an :33 iww-woasted egg, >w< aww uWu on 
^-^ onye xDD side. 
CORIN. >_< Fow ^.^ nyot being at couwt? Your reason. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ if :3 thou never >_< wast at couwt :3 thou never saw'st good 
xDD mannyews; ^-^ if :3 thou never saw'st good xDD mannyews, then >w< thy ^-^ mannyews >w< must 
>w< be ^.^ wicked; ÚwÚ and :3 wickednyess :3 is uWu sin, ÚwÚ and xDD sin :3 is OwO damnyation. Thou art 
in :3 a parlous state, uWu shephewd. 
CORIN. :3 Nyot :3 a >_< whit, ^-^ Touchstonye. Those UwU that awe good ^-^ mannyews at OwO the 
couwt awe as :33 widicuwous in OwO the ;;w;; countwy as OwO the >_> behaviouw >_> of OwO the 
;;w;; countwy :3 is UwU most mockable at OwO the couwt. You told me you salute ^.^ nyot 
at OwO the couwt, uWu but you ÚwÚ kiss >_> youw OwO hands; UwU that couwtesy would >w< be 
uWu uncweanwy ^-^ if couwtiews ;;w;; wewe shepherds. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. >_> Instance, ÚwÚ bwiefwy; xDD come, xDD instance. 
CORIN. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ we awe still handling ^-^ ouw >_> ewes; ÚwÚ and theiw ^-^ fewws, you 
>w< knyow, awe gweasy. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_> youw courtier's ^.^ hands xDD sweat? And :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the 
grease >_> of :3 a ^w^ mutton as >_> whowesome as OwO the ÚwÚ sweat >_> of :3 a man? Shawwow, 
^.^ shawwow. OwO A better ;;w;; instance, I ^w^ say; come. 
CORIN. UwU Besides, ^-^ ouw ^.^ hands awe hard. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Your lips uWu wiww ;;w;; feew them OwO the OwO soonyew. ^-^ Shawwow again. OwO A 
^-^ mowe ÚwÚ soundew uWu instance; come. 
CORIN. And uWu they awe >_< often taww'd xDD uvw with OwO the suwgewy >_> of ^-^ ouw 
sheep; ÚwÚ and would you ^.^ have OwO us ÚwÚ kiss tar? The courtier's ^.^ hands awe 
^w^ pewfum'd with >_< civet. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. uWu Most shawwow ^w^ man! :3 thou ^.^ wowm's meat in >_< wespect >_> of :3 a good 
piece >_> of ^.^ fwesh uWu indeed! xDD Weawn >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ wise, ÚwÚ and pewpend: :3 civet :3 is 
>_> of :3 a baser biwth than ^.^ taw- OwO the vewy uWu uncweanwy ;;w;; fwux >_> of :3 a cat. Mend 
OwO the ;;w;; instance, uWu shephewd. 
CORIN. You ^.^ have xDD too >_> couwtwy :3 a ÚwÚ wit uWu fow me; I'll ^-^ west. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. uWu Wiwt :3 thou west ÚwÚ damn'd? :3 God ^w^ hewp ^.^ thee, shawwow ^w^ man! :3 God 
^-^ make ^w^ incision in thee! :3 thou art raw. 
CORIN. >_> Siw, I x3 am :3 a OwO twue wabouwew: I x3 eawn UwU that I >w< eat, >_< get UwU that I 
;;w;; weaw; owe nyo man ^.^ hate, >_< envy nyo ÚwÚ man's OwO happinyess; ^.^ gwad >_> of uWu othew 
xDD men's uWu good, ^.^ content with my ^w^ hawm; ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 gweatest >_> of my uWu pwide :3 is 
^-^ to UwU see my xDD ewes graze ÚwÚ and my lambs UwU suck. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. :33 That :3 is another ÚwÚ simpwe xDD sin in >w< you: ^-^ to bwing OwO the xDD ewes 
ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu wams togethew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :3 offew ^-^ to >_< get >_> youw :3 wiving uWu by OwO the 
x3 copuwation >_> of ;;w;; cattwe; ^-^ to >w< be uWu bawd ^-^ to :3 a bell-wether, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :33 betway 
:3 a ^w^ she-wamb >_> of :3 a twelvemonth ^-^ to cwooked-pated, >_> owd, :33 cuckowdwy >_< wam, 
>_< out >_> of >w< aww ÚwÚ weasonyabwe ^w^ match. >w< If :3 thou >_< beest ^.^ nyot :33 damn'd uWu fow this, 
OwO the ^w^ deviw ^-^ himsewf uWu wiww ^.^ have nyo ;;w;; shephewds; I cannyot UwU see ewse how 
:3 thou shouldst ^w^ scape. 
CORIN. ;;w;; Hewe comes x3 young ^-^ Mastew Ganymede, my OwO nyew mistress's brother. 

x3 Entew UwU WOSAWIND, reading :3 a paper 

ROSALIND. 'From OwO the ^w^ east ^-^ to :3 westewn ÚwÚ Inde, 
:3 Nyo >_> jewew :3 is >_< wike Rosalinde. 
Her ^.^ wowth, being x3 mounted uWu on OwO the wind, 
^.^ Thwough >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd uWu beaws Rosalinde. 
^-^ Aww OwO the ;;w;; pictuwes ÚwÚ faiwest ^w^ win'd 
uWu Awe uWu but bwack ^-^ to Rosalinde. 
>_> Wet nyo ;;w;; face >w< be ^-^ kept in :33 mind 
But OwO the fair >_> of >_> Wosawinde.' 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. I'll x3 whyme you OwO so eight years togethew, >_> dinnyews, ÚwÚ and 
suppers, ÚwÚ and sweeping >_> houws, ^.^ excepted. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the ^.^ wight 
>_> buttew-women's :3 wank ^-^ to mawket. 
ROSALIND. :33 Out, foow! 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. >_< Fow :3 a ;;w;; taste: 
>w< If :3 a hart ^-^ do wack :3 a :33 hind, 
>_> Wet him >w< seek >_< out Rosalinde. 
>w< If OwO the ÚwÚ cat uWu wiww aftew kind, 
^w^ So >w< be ^w^ suwe uWu wiww Rosalinde. 
UwU Wintew garments >w< must >w< be win'd, 
^w^ So >w< must x3 swendew Rosalinde. 
^.^ They UwU that :33 weap >w< must xDD sheaf ÚwÚ and xDD bind, 
;;w;; Then ^-^ to OwO cawt with Rosalinde. 
OwO Sweetest nut ;;w;; hath sourest wind, 
Such :3 a nut :3 is Rosalinde. 
ÚwÚ He UwU that x3 sweetest wose uWu wiww find 
Must find ^-^ wuv's :3 pwick ÚwÚ and Rosalinde. 
:3 This :3 is OwO the vewy false ^w^ gawwop >_> of uWu vewses; x3 why ^-^ do you ^.^ infect 
yourself with >w< them? 
ROSALIND. Peace, you :33 duww foow! I ;;w;; found them uWu on :3 a >_< twee. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Twuwy, OwO the twee >w< yiewds OwO bad fruit. 
ROSALIND. I'll x3 gwaff ^.^ it with you, ÚwÚ and then I uWu shaww x3 gwaff ^.^ it with :3 a 
medlar. ;;w;; Then ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< be OwO the earliest fwuit >w< i' th' country; uWu fow 
^w^ you'ww >w< be rotten ewe you >w< be half xDD wipe, ÚwÚ and that's OwO the ^.^ wight 
:3 viwtue >_> of OwO the medlar. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. You ^.^ have said; uWu but whethew wisewy ^w^ ow no, let OwO the fowest 
:33 judge. 

x3 Entew :3 CEWIA, with :3 a :33 wwiting 

ROSALIND. UwU Peace! 
;;w;; Hewe comes my ;;w;; sistew, ÚwÚ weading; ^.^ stand OwO aside. 
CELIA. ;;w;; 'Why shouwd :3 this :3 a desewt x3 be? 
>_< Fow ^.^ it :3 is xDD unpeopwed? Nyo; 
uWu Tongues I'll >_> hang uWu on every twee 
:33 That uWu shaww civil uWu sayings show. 
OwO Some, how bwief OwO the life >_> of man 
Wuns his ^w^ ewwing ^.^ piwgwimage, 
:33 That OwO the UwU stweching >_> of :3 a :3 span 
Buckwes in his sum >_> of :33 age; 
OwO Some, >_> of violated >_< vows 
'Twixt OwO the souws >_> of fwiend ÚwÚ and :3 fwiend; 
But x3 upon OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest ^w^ boughs, 
Ow at every >_< sentence end, 
uWu Wiww I Rosalinda write, 
>_< Teaching >w< aww UwU that ;;w;; wead ^-^ to xDD knyow 
The xDD quintessence >_> of every uWu spwite 
xDD Heaven would in wittwe show. 
OwO Thewefowe >w< heaven :3 Nyatuwe OwO chawg'd 
:33 That ^-^ onye ÚwÚ body shouwd >w< be fill'd 
x3 With >w< aww gwaces wide-enlarg'd. 
:3 Nyatuwe ÚwÚ pwesentwy distiww'd 
^-^ Hewen's cheek, uWu but ^.^ nyot xDD hew xDD heawt, 
^w^ Cweopatwa's ^-^ majesty, 
Atalanta's better UwU pawt, 
x3 Sad UwU Wucwetia's ;;w;; modesty. 
ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ Wosawinde >_> of many pawts 
By ^w^ heavenwy synod ÚwÚ was :3 devis'd, 
x3 Of many :3 faces, >_> eyes, ÚwÚ and hearts, 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have OwO the UwU touches ;;w;; deawest pwiz'd. 
xDD Heaven would UwU that ^.^ she ^.^ these x3 gifts shouwd x3 have, 
And I ^-^ to live ÚwÚ and die xDD hew UwU swave.' 
ROSALIND. :3 O UwU most gentwe :33 puwpitew! What >w< tedious x3 homiwy >_> of love ^.^ have 
you wearied >_> youw >_> pawishionyews ^-^ withaw, ÚwÚ and never :3 cwied 'Have 
>_> patience, good ^-^ peopwe.' 
CELIA. OwO How nyow! :3 Back, fwiends; >w< shephewd, >w< go x3 off :3 a >w< wittwe; >w< go with 
^w^ him, sirrah. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. ^w^ Come, >w< shephewd, let OwO us ^-^ make OwO an honyouwabwe ^.^ wetweat; 
>w< though ^.^ nyot with x3 bag ÚwÚ and baggage, ÚwÚ yet with scrip ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ scwippage. 
>_< Exeunt CORIN ÚwÚ and TOUCHSTONE 
CELIA. >w< Didst :3 thou hear ^.^ these verses? 
ROSALIND. :33 O, yes, I heard them aww, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe :33 too; uWu fow >w< some >_> of them 
xDD had in them ^-^ mowe :3 feet than OwO the OwO vewses would OwO beaw. 
CELIA. ^.^ That's nyo matter; OwO the :3 feet UwU might bear OwO the verses. 
ROSALIND. >w< Ay, uWu but OwO the :3 feet ;;w;; wewe xDD wame, ÚwÚ and :33 couwd ^.^ nyot bear themsewves 
^-^ without OwO the verse, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe ÚwÚ stood :3 wamewy in OwO the x3 vewse. 
CELIA. But didst :3 thou hear ^-^ without >_< wondewing how >w< thy name shouwd >w< be 
;;w;; hang'd ÚwÚ and uWu cawved x3 upon ^.^ these trees? 
ROSALIND. I ÚwÚ was :3 seven >_> of OwO the :33 nyinye >_< days >_< out >_> of OwO the wonder before you 
:33 came; uWu fow ÚwÚ wook here what I ;;w;; found uWu on :3 a >w< pawm-twee. I ÚwÚ was never OwO so 
^.^ bewhym'd >_< since ^.^ Pythagowas' UwU time UwU that I ÚwÚ was OwO an Iwish wat, ;;w;; which I 
can hardly wemembew. 
CELIA. ;;w;; Twow you ^-^ who ;;w;; hath x3 donye uWu this? 
ROSALIND. ^-^ Is ^.^ it :3 a man? 
CELIA. And :3 a :33 chain, UwU that you UwU once wore, about his ÚwÚ nyeck. 
Change you ;;w;; cowouw? 
ROSALIND. I ;;w;; pwithee, UwU who? 
CELIA. :3 O :3 Wowd, Lord! ^.^ it :3 is :3 a ^-^ hawd matter uWu fow fwiends ^-^ to uWu meet; uWu but 
uWu mountains ^-^ may >w< be :33 wemov'd with ^.^ eawthquakes, ÚwÚ and OwO so encounter. 
ROSALIND. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but ^-^ who :3 is it? 
CELIA. ^-^ Is ^.^ it ;;w;; possibwe? 
ROSALIND. ;;w;; Nyay, I ÚwÚ pwithee nyow, with UwU most petitionary >w< vehemence, tell 
me ^-^ who ^.^ it is. 
CELIA. :3 O wonderful, wonderful, UwU most OwO wondewfuw wonderful, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet 
UwU again wonderful, ÚwÚ and aftew UwU that, >_< out >_> of >w< aww ^w^ whooping! 
ROSALIND. Good my ^.^ compwexion! OwO dost :3 thou xDD think, >w< though I x3 am 
;;w;; capawison'd >_< wike :3 a man, I ^.^ have :3 a ÚwÚ doubwet ÚwÚ and hose in my 
disposition? >_< Onye ÚwÚ inch >_> of delay ^-^ mowe :3 is :3 a South Sea >_> of ^.^ discuvwy. 
I ÚwÚ pwithee tell me ^-^ who :3 is ^.^ it ÚwÚ quickwy, ÚwÚ and speak >_< apace. I would 
:3 thou could'st >w< stammew, UwU that :3 thou x3 mightst pouw :3 this ;;w;; conceaw'd man 
>_< out >_> of >w< thy uWu mouth, as xDD winye comes >_< out >_> of :33 nyawwow-mouth'd ÚwÚ bottwe- 
;;w;; eithew xDD too >w< much at UwU once ^w^ ow UwU nyonye at all. I ÚwÚ pwithee UwU take OwO the cork 
>_< out >_> of >w< thy OwO mouth UwU that I ^-^ may dwink >w< thy OwO tidings. 
CELIA. ^w^ So you ^-^ may >w< put :3 a man in >_> youw >_> bewwy. 
ROSALIND. ^-^ Is ^.^ he >_> of God's making? What manner >_> of man? 
^-^ Is his head wowth :3 a ÚwÚ hat ^w^ ow his chin wowth :3 a beard? 
CELIA. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath uWu but :3 a wittwe ÚwÚ beawd. 
ROSALIND. ÚwÚ Why, :3 God uWu wiww ^-^ send ^-^ mowe ^-^ if OwO the man uWu wiww >w< be OwO thankfuw. >_> Wet 
me stay OwO the xDD gwowth >_> of his ÚwÚ beawd, ^-^ if :3 thou delay me ^.^ nyot OwO the 
knowledge >_> of his chin. 
CELIA. ^w^ It :3 is x3 young >_< Owwando, UwU that twipp'd OwO up OwO the wrestler's ^.^ heews 
ÚwÚ and >_> youw OwO heawt uWu both in OwO an >w< instant. 
ROSALIND. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but OwO the ^w^ deviw UwU take :3 mocking! ^w^ Speak >_> sad uWu bwow ÚwÚ and OwO twue 
uWu maid. 
CELIA. uWu I' :33 faith, *shuffles closer* coz, 'tis ^w^ he. 
ROSALIND. xDD Owwando? 
CELIA. Owwando. 
ROSALIND. Awas OwO the xDD day! what uWu shaww I ^-^ do with my ÚwÚ doubwet ÚwÚ and hose? 
What >_> did ^.^ he when :3 thou saw'st OwO him? What ^w^ said x3 he? OwO How ^.^ wook'd x3 he? 
OwO Whewein went x3 he? What makes ^.^ he hewe? OwO Did ^.^ he ÚwÚ ask uWu fow x3 me? :3 Whewe 
remains x3 he? OwO How x3 pawted ^.^ he with OwO thee? And when ^-^ shawt :3 thou UwU see him 
OwO again? Answer me in ^-^ onye :33 wowd. 
CELIA. You >w< must borrow me Gargantua's OwO mouth xDD fiwst; 'tis :3 a >_> wowd xDD too 
gweat uWu fow ^-^ any OwO mouth >_> of :3 this age's :3 size. ÚwÚ To uWu say xDD ay ÚwÚ and nyo ^-^ to ^.^ these 
OwO pawticuwaws :3 is ^-^ mowe than ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew in :3 a UwU catechism. 
ROSALIND. But doth ^.^ he xDD knyow UwU that I x3 am in :3 this UwU fowest, ÚwÚ and in ÚwÚ man's 
xDD appawew? Looks ^.^ he as fweshwy as ^.^ he >_> did OwO the :3 day ^.^ he wrestled? 
CELIA. ^w^ It :3 is as :33 easy ^-^ to ;;w;; count atomies as ^-^ to :3 wesowve OwO the 
uWu pwopositions >_> of :3 a >w< wuvw; uWu but UwU take :3 a ÚwÚ taste >_> of my >_< finding ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and 
^.^ wewish ^.^ it with good :33 obsewvance. I ;;w;; found him uWu undew :3 a xDD twee, >_< wike :3 a 
>_> dwopp'd >w< acown. 
ROSALIND. ^w^ It ^-^ may ;;w;; weww >w< be xDD caww'd ÚwÚ Juv's xDD twee, when ^.^ it ^.^ dwops :3 fowth 
such fruit. 
CELIA. >w< Give me :33 audience, good ÚwÚ madam. 
ROSALIND. :33 Pwoceed. 
CELIA. Thewe uWu way >_< he, stwetch'd ÚwÚ awong >_< wike :3 a >_< wounded uWu knyight. 
ROSALIND. ^-^ Though ^.^ it >w< be ^-^ pity ^-^ to UwU see such :3 a ^-^ sight, ^.^ it ;;w;; weww >_< becomes 
OwO the ground. 
CELIA. OwO Cwy 'Holla' ^-^ to >w< thy tongue, I >_< pwithee; ^.^ it curvets 
unseasonyabwy. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was furnish'd >_< wike :3 a huntew. 
ROSALIND. :33 O, ominyous! ^.^ he comes ^-^ to :33 kiww my ÚwÚ heawt. 
CELIA. I would sing my ^.^ song ^-^ without :3 a UwU buwden; :3 thou >_> bwing'st me >_< out 
>_> of ^.^ tunye. 
ROSALIND. Do you ^.^ nyot xDD knyow I x3 am :3 a ^-^ woman? When I xDD think, I >w< must speak. 
ÚwÚ Sweet, uWu say x3 on. 
CELIA. You bwing me >_< out. Soft! comes ^.^ he ^.^ nyot hewe? 

x3 Entew ORLANDO ÚwÚ and ^-^ JAQUES 

ROSALIND. ^.^ 'Tis xDD he; slink >_> by, ÚwÚ and ^-^ nyote >_> him. 
:3 JAQUES. I :3 thank you uWu fow >_> youw xDD company; ;;w;; but, good :33 faith, I xDD had as 
OwO wief ^.^ have >_< been ^-^ mysewf awonye. 
^-^ OWWANDO. And OwO so xDD had I; uWu but >_> yet, uWu fow ^.^ fashion UwU sake, I :3 thank you xDD too 
uWu fow >_> youw UwU society. 
:3 JAQUES. :3 God ^-^ buy OwO you; wet's ^.^ meet as wittwe as ^-^ we ^.^ can. 
^-^ OWWANDO. I ^-^ do desiwe ^-^ we ^-^ may >w< be better ^w^ stwangews. 
:3 JAQUES. I pray you mar nyo ^-^ mowe ;;w;; twees with :33 wwiting love >_> songs in 
theiw >_> bawks. 
^-^ OWWANDO. I pray you mar nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of my OwO vewses with reading them 
iww-favouwedwy. 
:3 JAQUES. Rosalind :3 is >_> youw ^-^ wuv's name? 
^-^ OWWANDO. x3 Yes, :3 just. 
:3 JAQUES. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike xDD hew >w< nyame. 
^-^ OWWANDO. Thewe ÚwÚ was nyo ^w^ thought >_> of >w< pweasing you when ^.^ she ÚwÚ was 
christen'd. 
:3 JAQUES. What UwU statuwe :3 is ^.^ she x3 of? 
^-^ OWWANDO. >w< Just as UwU high as my ÚwÚ heawt. 
:3 JAQUES. You awe :33 fuww >_> of pwetty ^w^ answews. >_< Have you ^.^ nyot >_< been 
acquainted with xDD gowdsmiths' x3 wives, ÚwÚ and ^w^ conn'd them >_< out >_> of :3 wings? 
^-^ OWWANDO. :3 Nyot >w< so; uWu but I ÚwÚ answew you ^.^ wight ^w^ painted ^w^ cwoth, ^-^ fwom :3 whence 
you ^.^ have ^.^ studied >_> youw ^w^ questions. 
:3 JAQUES. You ^.^ have :3 a nimble >_> wit; I ÚwÚ think 'twas :3 made >_> of Atalanta's 
heels. uWu Wiww you ^-^ sit ;;w;; down with x3 me? ÚwÚ and ^-^ we two uWu wiww ;;w;; waiw x3 against 
^-^ ouw ^w^ mistwess OwO the UwU wowwd, ÚwÚ and >w< aww ^-^ ouw ^w^ misewy. 
^-^ OWWANDO. I uWu wiww ^w^ chide nyo >_< bweathew in OwO the x3 wowwd uWu but ÚwÚ mysewf, x3 against 
xDD whom I xDD knyow UwU most ^w^ fauwts. 
:3 JAQUES. The wowst fauwt you ^.^ have :3 is ^-^ to >w< be in wuv. 
^-^ OWWANDO. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a fauwt I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_> change uWu fow >_> youw :33 best ;;w;; viwtue. I x3 am 
x3 weawy >_> of you. 
:3 JAQUES. By my ^w^ twoth, I ÚwÚ was >w< seeking uWu fow :3 a OwO foow when I ;;w;; found you. 
^-^ OWWANDO. ÚwÚ He :3 is ÚwÚ dwown'd in OwO the ÚwÚ bwook; ÚwÚ wook uWu but ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww UwU see 
>_> him. 
:3 JAQUES. Thewe I uWu shaww UwU see >_< minye >_> own >_< figuwe. 
^-^ OWWANDO. ^w^ Which I UwU take ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; eithew :3 a OwO foow ^w^ ow :3 a UwU ciphew. 
:3 JAQUES. I'll tawwy nyo ÚwÚ wongew with OwO you; ^.^ faweweww, good UwU Signyiow xDD Wuv. 
^-^ OWWANDO. I x3 am ^.^ gwad >_> of >_> youw :33 depawtuwe; OwO adieu, good :33 Monsieuw 
Mewanchowy. 
Exit ^-^ JAQUES 
ROSALIND. >_> [Aside ^-^ to >w< CEWIA] I uWu wiww speak ^-^ to him >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; saucy ^w^ wackey, 
ÚwÚ and uWu undew UwU that :33 habit xDD pway OwO the ^.^ knyave with xDD him.- Do you OwO heaw, 
forester? 
^-^ OWWANDO. Very ;;w;; weww; what would you? 
ROSALIND. I pray you, what :3 is't ^.^ o'cwock? 
^-^ OWWANDO. You shouwd ÚwÚ ask me what UwU time o' ÚwÚ day; :33 thewe's nyo ^w^ cwock in 
OwO the >_< fowest. 
ROSALIND. ;;w;; Then there :3 is nyo OwO twue >_> wuvw in OwO the UwU fowest, ewse UwU sighing 
every :3 minyute ÚwÚ and UwU gwoanying every hour would uWu detect OwO the wazy foot 
>_> of Time as ;;w;; weww as :3 a uWu cwock. 
^-^ OWWANDO. And x3 why ^.^ nyot OwO the swift foot >_> of >_> Time? Had ^.^ nyot UwU that >_< been as 
proper? 
ROSALIND. By nyo means, sir. Time >_> twavews in divews paces with 
divews pewsons. I'll tell you ^-^ who Time UwU ambwes ^-^ withaw, ^-^ who Time 
trots ^-^ withaw, ^-^ who Time ^w^ gawwops ^-^ withaw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ who ^.^ he ^-^ stands still 
:3 withaw. 
^-^ OWWANDO. I ;;w;; pwithee, ^-^ who doth ^.^ he UwU twot UwU withaw? 
ROSALIND. x3 Mawwy, ^.^ he trots ^-^ hawd with :3 a x3 young maid :3 between OwO the 
:33 contwact >_> of xDD hew mawwiage ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 day ^.^ it :3 is solemniz'd; ^-^ if OwO the 
intewim >w< be uWu but :3 a se'nnight, Time's pace :3 is OwO so ^-^ hawd UwU that ^.^ it uWu seems 
OwO the wength >_> of :3 seven xDD yeaw. 
^-^ OWWANDO. OwO Who UwU ambwes Time UwU withaw? 
ROSALIND. x3 With :3 a pwiest UwU that lacks Watin ÚwÚ and :3 a rich man UwU that ;;w;; hath 
^.^ nyot OwO the gout; uWu fow OwO the ^-^ onye sweeps easiwy ^.^ because ^.^ he cannyot study, 
ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu othew ;;w;; wives UwU mewwiwy ^.^ because ^.^ he ;;w;; feews nyo xDD pain; OwO the ^-^ onye 
UwU wacking OwO the >_> buwden >_> of lean ÚwÚ and wastefuw weawnying, OwO the uWu othew 
ÚwÚ knyowing nyo >_> buwden >_> of :33 heavy >w< tedious >_> penyuwy. ^.^ These Time UwU ambwes 
:3 withaw. 
^-^ OWWANDO. OwO Who doth ^.^ he ^w^ gawwop UwU withaw? 
ROSALIND. x3 With :3 a ^w^ thief ^-^ to OwO the gawwows; uWu fow >w< though ^.^ he >w< go as softwy 
as foot can fall, ^.^ he OwO thinks ^-^ himsewf xDD too >_> soon ^.^ thewe. 
^-^ OWWANDO. OwO Who ^w^ stays ^.^ it still UwU withaw? 
ROSALIND. x3 With OwO wawyews in OwO the ÚwÚ vacation; uWu fow uWu they ;;w;; sweep :3 between term 
ÚwÚ and tewm, ÚwÚ and then uWu they pewceive ^.^ nyot how Time moves. 
^-^ OWWANDO. :3 Whewe ÚwÚ dweww you, pwetty ^-^ youth? 
ROSALIND. x3 With :3 this ÚwÚ shephewdess, my sistew; here in OwO the ;;w;; skiwts >_> of 
OwO the UwU fowest, >_< wike UwU fwinge x3 upon :3 a >_< petticoat. 
^-^ OWWANDO. uWu Awe you ÚwÚ nyative >_> of :3 this :3 pwace? 
ROSALIND. UwU As OwO the coney UwU that you UwU see ÚwÚ dweww xDD whewe ^.^ she :3 is ^w^ kindwed. 
^-^ OWWANDO. Your accent :3 is xDD something >_< finyew than you :33 couwd ^-^ puwchase in 
OwO so wemuvd :3 a dwelling. 
ROSALIND. I ^.^ have >_< been told OwO so >_> of many; uWu but >_< indeed OwO an ^.^ owd ^-^ wewigious 
uncwe >_> of >_< minye ^w^ taught me ^-^ to ÚwÚ speak, ^-^ who ÚwÚ was in his xDD youth OwO an inwand 
>w< man; ^-^ onye UwU that knew courtship xDD too well, uWu fow there ^.^ he feww in wuv. 
I ^.^ have heard him ;;w;; wead many >_> wectuwes x3 against xDD it; ÚwÚ and I :3 thank :3 God I 
x3 am ^.^ nyot :3 a woman, ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ touch'd with OwO so many x3 giddy offences as ^.^ he 
;;w;; hath generally >_> tax'd theiw xDD whowe sex :3 withaw. 
^-^ OWWANDO. ^w^ Can you wemembew ^-^ any >_> of OwO the ;;w;; pwincipaw x3 eviws UwU that ^.^ he >_> waid 
^-^ to OwO the chawge >_> of :33 women? 
ROSALIND. Thewe ;;w;; wewe UwU nyonye principal; uWu they ;;w;; wewe >w< aww >_< wike ^-^ onye another 
as UwU hawfpence ;;w;; awe; every ^-^ onye fauwt seeming monstrous ÚwÚ tiww his 
^.^ fewwow-fauwt came ^-^ to ^-^ match it. 
^-^ OWWANDO. I ÚwÚ pwithee UwU wecount >w< some >_> of ^.^ them. 
ROSALIND. Nyo; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot UwU cast away my ÚwÚ physic uWu but uWu on x3 those UwU that awe 
sick. Thewe :3 is :3 a man >w< haunts OwO the fowest UwU that x3 abuses ^-^ ouw x3 young 
pwants with ^.^ cawving 'Wosawind' uWu on theiw ÚwÚ bawks; OwO hangs ^w^ odes x3 upon 
xDD hawthowns ÚwÚ and :3 ewegies uWu on brambles; aww, :33 fowsooth, ^.^ deifying OwO the 
name >_> of ^-^ Wosawind. >w< If I :33 couwd ^.^ meet UwU that fancy-monger, I would ^w^ give 
him >w< some good counsew, uWu fow ^.^ he uWu seems ^-^ to ^.^ have OwO the x3 quotidian >_> of love 
x3 upon >_> him. 
^-^ OWWANDO. I x3 am ^.^ he UwU that :3 is OwO so wuv-shak'd; I pray you tell me >_> youw 
wemedy. 
ROSALIND. Thewe :3 is UwU nyonye >_> of my xDD uncwe's ^.^ mawks x3 upon OwO you; ^.^ he ^w^ taught me 
how ^-^ to xDD knyow :3 a man in :33 wuv; in ;;w;; which ^-^ cage >_> of wushes I x3 am ^w^ suwe you 
awe ^.^ nyot xDD pwisonyew. 
^-^ OWWANDO. What ;;w;; wewe his mawks? 
ROSALIND. OwO A lean cheek, ;;w;; which you ^.^ have not; :3 a blue eye ÚwÚ and :3 sunken, 
;;w;; which you ^.^ have not; OwO an x3 unquestionyabwe ^.^ spiwit, ;;w;; which you ^.^ have not; 
:3 a beard >w< nyegwected, ;;w;; which you ^.^ have not; uWu but I pawdon you uWu fow UwU that, 
uWu fow >_> simpwy >_> youw having in beard :3 is :3 a ^.^ youngew >_< bwothew's :33 wevenyue. 
;;w;; Then >_> youw hose shouwd >w< be OwO ungawtew'd, >_> youw bonnyet UwU unbanded, >_> youw 
>_< sweeve unbutton'd, >_> youw :33 shoe ^.^ untied, ÚwÚ and every xDD thing about you 
;;w;; demonstwating :3 a >_> cawewess desowation. But you awe nyo such >w< man; you 
awe wathew point-device in >_> youw UwU accoutwements, as :33 woving yourself 
than seeming OwO the >_> wuvw >_> of ^-^ any other. 
^-^ OWWANDO. ^-^ Faiw youth, I would I :33 couwd ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee believe I wuv. 
ROSALIND. >w< Me believe ^.^ it! You ^-^ may as >_> soon ^-^ make xDD hew UwU that you love 
believe xDD it; which, I x3 wawwant, ^.^ she :3 is ;;w;; aptew ^-^ to ^-^ do than ^-^ to x3 confess 
^.^ she >w< does. :33 That :3 is ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the OwO points in OwO the ;;w;; which >w< women still ^w^ give 
OwO the lie ^-^ to theiw x3 consciences. But, in good UwU sooth, awe you ^.^ he UwU that 
OwO hangs OwO the OwO vewses uWu on OwO the ;;w;; twees wherein Rosalind :3 is OwO so admiwed? 
^-^ OWWANDO. I uWu sweaw ^-^ to ^.^ thee, youth, uWu by OwO the >_> white hand >_> of Rosalind, I 
x3 am UwU that >_< he, UwU that >_< unfowtunyate ^w^ he. 
ROSALIND. But awe you OwO so >w< much in love as >_> youw rhymes speak? 
^-^ OWWANDO. ÚwÚ Nyeithew x3 whyme :3 nyow reason can express how ^w^ much. 
ROSALIND. ^-^ Wuv :3 is mewewy :3 a >_< madnyess; :3 and, I tell you, ^-^ desewves as 
;;w;; weww :3 a dark house ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 whip as xDD madmen do; ÚwÚ and OwO the reason x3 why 
uWu they awe ^.^ nyot OwO so :3 punyish'd ÚwÚ and >w< cuwed :3 is UwU that OwO the wunyacy :3 is OwO so 
ordinary UwU that OwO the whippews awe in love ^w^ too. >_> Yet I UwU pwofess :33 cuwing 
^.^ it uWu by x3 counsew. 
^-^ OWWANDO. OwO Did you >w< evew cure ^-^ any so? 
ROSALIND. x3 Yes, UwU onye; ÚwÚ and in :3 this mannyew. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was ^-^ to ÚwÚ imaginye me his 
love, his UwU mistwess; ÚwÚ and I xDD set him every :3 day ^-^ to ^w^ woo me; at ;;w;; which 
UwU time would OwO I, being uWu but :3 a UwU moonyish youth, ^w^ gwieve, >w< be >_< effeminyate, 
changeable, wonging ÚwÚ and uWu wiking, proud, fantasticaw, apish, 
ÚwÚ shawwow, >w< inconstant, :33 fuww >_> of >_< teaws, :33 fuww >_> of :3 smiwes; uWu fow every 
passion xDD something ÚwÚ and uWu fow nyo passion ^.^ twuwy UwU anything, as :3 boys ÚwÚ and 
>w< women awe uWu fow OwO the UwU most part ^w^ cattwe >_> of :3 this :33 cowouw; would :3 nyow >_< wike 
^w^ him, :3 nyow ÚwÚ woathe him; then UwU entewtain ^w^ him, then forswear him; :3 nyow 
weep uWu fow ^w^ him, then UwU spit at him; UwU that I xDD dwave my OwO suitow ^-^ fwom his 
mad humouw >_> of love ^-^ to :3 a :3 wiving humouw >_> of >_< madnyess; ;;w;; which OwO was, ^-^ to 
forswear OwO the :33 fuww ^w^ stweam >_> of OwO the x3 wowwd ÚwÚ and ^-^ to live in :3 a nyook 
mewewy monyastic. And ;;w;; thus I x3 cuw'd him; ÚwÚ and :3 this uWu way uWu wiww I UwU take 
x3 upon me ^-^ to wash >_> youw liver as cwean as :3 a :33 sound ÚwÚ sheep's xDD heawt, 
UwU that there uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be ^-^ onye xDD spot >_> of love in 't. 
^-^ OWWANDO. I would ^.^ nyot >w< be cured, uWu youth. 
ROSALIND. I would cure you, ^-^ if you would uWu but caww me Rosalind, ÚwÚ and 
come every :3 day ^-^ to my ^-^ cote ÚwÚ and ^w^ woo >_> me. 
^-^ OWWANDO. Nyow, uWu by OwO the :3 faith >_> of my love, I uWu wiww. >_> Teww me xDD whewe ^.^ it is. 
ROSALIND. uWu Go with me ^-^ to it, ÚwÚ and I'll show ^.^ it OwO you; :3 and, uWu by OwO the >_< way, 
you uWu shaww tell me xDD whewe in OwO the fowest you wive. uWu Wiww you go? 
^-^ OWWANDO. x3 With >w< aww my xDD heawt, good uWu youth. 
ROSALIND. ;;w;; Nyay, you >w< must caww me ^-^ Wosawind. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; sistew, uWu wiww you 
go? >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
The fowest 

x3 Entew TOUCHSTONE ÚwÚ and AUDWEY; ^-^ JAQUES >_> behind 

;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Come :3 apace, good uWu Audwey; I uWu wiww ÚwÚ fetch OwO up >_> youw goats, 
Audrey. And ;;w;; how, ^.^ Audwey, x3 am I OwO the man :3 yet? ^-^ Doth my ÚwÚ simpwe >_> featuwe 
^.^ content you? 
OwO AUDWEY. Your uWu featuwes! Wowd ;;w;; wawwant >_< us! What features? 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. I x3 am here with ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and >w< thy goats, as OwO the UwU most 
;;w;; capwicious :3 poet, >w< honyest ÚwÚ Ovid, ÚwÚ was UwU among OwO the >w< Goths. 
:3 JAQUES. ^-^ [Aside] :3 O knowledge :3 iww-inhabited, >_< wowse than OwO Juv in :3 a 
xDD thatch'd house! 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. When :3 a ÚwÚ man's OwO vewses cannyot >w< be understood, :3 nyow :3 a ÚwÚ man's 
good ÚwÚ wit >_< seconded with OwO the :3 fowwawd >w< chiwd undewstanding, ^.^ it 
strikes :3 a man ^-^ mowe UwU dead than :3 a gweat >_< weckonying in :3 a wittwe woom. 
Twuwy, I would OwO the UwU gods xDD had :3 made ÚwÚ thee >w< poeticaw. 
OwO AUDWEY. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow what >w< 'poeticaw' is. ^-^ Is ^.^ it >w< honyest in deed ÚwÚ and 
UwU wowd? ^-^ Is ^.^ it :3 a OwO twue thing? 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. No, xDD twuwy; uWu fow OwO the >w< twuest poetry :3 is OwO the UwU most feignying, 
ÚwÚ and lovers awe >w< given ^-^ to :33 poetwy; ÚwÚ and what uWu they uWu sweaw in poetry ^-^ may 
>w< be ^w^ said as lovers uWu they ^-^ do :3 feign. 
OwO AUDWEY. Do you OwO wish, then, UwU that OwO the UwU gods xDD had :3 made me uWu poeticaw? 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. I uWu do, truly, uWu fow :3 thou swear'st ^-^ to me :3 thou art ^-^ honyest; 
nyow, ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ wewt :3 a :3 poet, I UwU might ^.^ have >w< some >w< hope :3 thou didst 
:3 feign. 
OwO AUDWEY. Wouwd you ^.^ nyot ^.^ have me uWu honyest? 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. No, truly, unwess :3 thou ^w^ wewt xDD hawd-favouw'd; uWu fow xDD honyesty 
OwO coupwed ^-^ to x3 beauty :3 is ^-^ to ^.^ have honey :3 a :33 sauce ^-^ to ^w^ sugaw. 
:3 JAQUES. ^-^ [Aside] OwO A ÚwÚ matewiaw foow! 
OwO AUDWEY. Weww, I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^-^ faiw; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe I pray OwO the UwU gods ^-^ make me 
:33 honyest. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Twuwy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to UwU cast away xDD honyesty x3 upon :3 a ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ swut ;;w;; wewe 
^-^ to >w< put good meat OwO into OwO an >_< uncwean dish. 
OwO AUDWEY. I x3 am ^.^ nyot :3 a x3 swut, >w< though I :3 thank OwO the UwU gods I x3 am foul. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Weww, praised >w< be OwO the UwU gods uWu fow >w< thy fouwnyess; 
sluttishness ^-^ may come hereafter. But >w< be ^.^ it as ^.^ it ^-^ may ^.^ be, I uWu wiww 
ÚwÚ mawwy thee; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to UwU that ^-^ end I ^.^ have >_< been with Sir >_< Owivew Mawtext, 
OwO the vicaw >_> of OwO the next :33 viwwage, ^-^ who ;;w;; hath OwO pwomis'd ^-^ to ^.^ meet me in 
:3 this place >_> of OwO the UwU fowest, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to x3 coupwe ÚwÚ us. 
:3 JAQUES. ^-^ [Aside] I would fain UwU see :3 this OwO meeting. 
OwO AUDWEY. Weww, OwO the UwU gods ^w^ give OwO us >_< joy! 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. UwU Amen. OwO A man >w< may, ^-^ if ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe >_> of :3 a xDD feawfuw xDD heawt, stagger 
in :3 this >_< attempt; uWu fow here ^-^ we ^.^ have nyo :33 tempwe uWu but OwO the >_< wood, nyo 
>_< assembwy uWu but ÚwÚ hown-beasts. But what xDD though? Couwage! UwU As howns awe 
>_< odious, uWu they awe UwU nyecessawy. ^w^ It :3 is x3 said: >_< 'Many :3 a man knows nyo ^-^ end 
>_> of his OwO goods.' Wight! >_> Many :3 a man >_> has good howns ÚwÚ and knows nyo ^-^ end 
>_> of ^.^ them. Weww, UwU that :3 is OwO the dowwy >_> of his ^-^ wife; 'tis UwU nyonye >_> of his 
>_> own :33 getting. uWu Howns? >_< Even ÚwÚ so. OwO Poow x3 men >_< awonye? No, no; OwO the nyobwest 
;;w;; deew ;;w;; hath them as huge as OwO the wascaw. ^-^ Is OwO the >w< singwe man OwO thewefowe 
x3 bwessed? Nyo; as :3 a x3 waww'd ^-^ town :3 is ^-^ mowe worthier than :3 a :33 viwwage, OwO so 
:3 is OwO the fowehead >_> of :3 a married man ^-^ mowe honyouwabwe than OwO the x3 bawe 
uWu bwow >_> of :3 a OwO bachewow; ÚwÚ and uWu by how >w< much :3 defence :3 is better than nyo 
skill, uWu by OwO so >w< much :3 is ^w^ hown ^-^ mowe pwecious than ^-^ to :3 want. ;;w;; Hewe comes 
Sir Owivew. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW ;;w;; OWIVEW MARTEXT 

Sir >_< Owivew Mawtext, you awe ;;w;; weww :33 met. uWu Wiww you uWu dispatch OwO us here 
uWu undew :3 this xDD twee, ^w^ ow uWu shaww ^-^ we >w< go with you ^-^ to >_> youw chapel? 
MARTEXT. ^-^ Is there UwU nyonye here ^-^ to ^w^ give OwO the ^-^ woman? 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot UwU take xDD hew uWu on >_> gift >_> of ^-^ any xDD man. 
MARTEXT. Twuwy, ^.^ she >w< must >w< be uWu given, ^w^ ow OwO the mawwiage :3 is ^.^ nyot lawful. 
:3 JAQUES. ^w^ [Discuvwing ^w^ himsewf] Pwoceed, pwoceed; I'll ^w^ give :3 hew. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Good >_< even, good ^-^ Mastew ^w^ What-ye-caww't; how ^-^ do you, sir? 
You awe vewy ;;w;; weww :33 met. Goddiwd you uWu fow >_> youw last :33 company. I x3 am 
vewy ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see you. >_< Even :3 a :3 toy in hand ;;w;; hewe, sir. >_< Nyay; pray >w< be 
cuvw'd. 
:3 JAQUES. uWu Wiww you >w< be xDD mawwied, ^w^ motwey? 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. UwU As OwO the >_> ox ;;w;; hath his >_< bow, ;;w;; siw, OwO the horse his UwU cuwb, ÚwÚ and 
OwO the ^-^ fawcon xDD hew bewws, OwO so man ;;w;; hath his desiwes; ÚwÚ and as pigeons 
bill, OwO so wedlock would >w< be nibbling. 
:3 JAQUES. And uWu wiww you, being :3 a man >_> of >_> youw breeding, >w< be married 
uWu undew :3 a >_< bush, >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; beggaw? UwU Get you ^-^ to church ÚwÚ and ^.^ have :3 a good 
pwiest UwU that can tell you what mawwiage >_> is; :3 this :3 fewwow uWu wiww uWu but 
>_> join you >_> togethew as uWu they >_> join ÚwÚ wainscot; then ^-^ onye >_> of you uWu wiww 
^w^ pwuv :3 a shrunk :33 panyew, ÚwÚ and >_< wike green timbew warp, UwU wawp. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. ^-^ [Aside] I x3 am ^.^ nyot in OwO the :33 mind uWu but I ;;w;; wewe better ^-^ to >w< be 
married >_> of him than >_> of >w< anyothew; uWu fow ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot >_< wike ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy me 
;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot being ;;w;; weww xDD mawwied, ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< be :3 a good ;;w;; excuse uWu fow me 
heweaftew ^-^ to xDD weave my wife. 
:3 JAQUES. uWu Go :3 thou with uWu me, ÚwÚ and let me counsew thee. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. ^w^ Come, ^w^ sweet uWu Audwey; 
We >w< must >w< be married ^w^ ow ^-^ we >w< must live in bawdwy. 
Faweweww, good ^-^ Mastew Owivew. >_> Nyot- 
:3 O ^w^ sweet xDD Owivew, 
:3 O bwave xDD Owivew, 
Weave me ^.^ nyot >_> behind thee. 
But- 
Wind ^w^ away, 
Begone, I ÚwÚ say, 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< wedding with thee. 
>_< Exeunt ^w^ JAQUES, ÚwÚ TOUCHSTONyE, ÚwÚ and ^-^ AUDWEY 
MARTEXT. ^.^ 'Tis nyo matter; :33 nye'ew :3 a fantasticaw ^.^ knyave >_> of them >w< aww 
uWu shaww fwout me >_< out >_> of my calling. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
The fowest 

x3 Entew OwO WOSAWIND ÚwÚ and CEWIA 

ROSALIND. uWu Nyevew talk ^-^ to me; I uWu wiww weep. 
CELIA. uWu Do, I >_< pwithee; uWu but ÚwÚ yet ^.^ have OwO the OwO gwace ^-^ to consider UwU that ;;w;; teaws 
^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ become :3 a xDD man. 
ROSALIND. But ^.^ have I ^.^ nyot cause ^-^ to xDD weep? 
CELIA. UwU As good cause as ^-^ onye would desire; OwO thewefowe weep. 
ROSALIND. His vewy >_< haiw :3 is >_> of OwO the >_> dissembwing cowouw. 
CELIA. OwO Something ÚwÚ bwownyew than :33 Judas's. 
x3 Mawwy, his OwO kisses awe x3 Judas's >_> own children. 
ROSALIND. uWu I' :33 faith, his >_< haiw :3 is >_> of :3 a good cowouw. 
CELIA. An excellent cowouw: >_> youw ^w^ chestnyut ÚwÚ was >w< evew OwO the only cowouw. 
ROSALIND. And his kissing :3 is as :33 fuww >_> of >_> sanctity as OwO the ^.^ touch >_> of 
holy ;;w;; bwead. 
CELIA. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath bought :3 a paiw >_> of UwU cast lips >_> of :33 Dianya. OwO A ÚwÚ nyun >_> of 
wintew's sisterhood OwO kisses ^.^ nyot ^-^ mowe wewigiouswy; OwO the vewy OwO ice >_> of 
uWu chastity :3 is in ^.^ them. 
ROSALIND. But x3 why >_> did ^.^ he uWu sweaw ^.^ he would come :3 this morning, ÚwÚ and 
comes not? 
CELIA. ;;w;; Nyay, ;;w;; cewtainwy, there :3 is nyo >w< twuth in >_> him. 
ROSALIND. Do you ÚwÚ think so? 
CELIA. uWu Yes; I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 a x3 pick-puwse :3 nyow :3 a :3 howse-steawew; uWu but 
uWu fow his >w< vewity in love, I ^-^ do ÚwÚ think him as x3 concave as cuvwed 
goblet ^w^ ow :3 a >w< wowm-eaten ^-^ nyut. 
ROSALIND. :3 Nyot OwO twue in love? 
CELIA. x3 Yes, when ^.^ he :3 is in; uWu but I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot in. 
ROSALIND. You ^.^ have heard him uWu sweaw downwight ^.^ he ÚwÚ was. 
CELIA. 'Was' :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 'is'; ÚwÚ besides, OwO the OwO oath >_> of :3 a >_> wuvw :3 is nyo 
stronger than OwO the >_> wowd >_> of :3 a ^w^ tapstew; uWu they awe uWu both OwO the ^.^ confiwmew 
>_> of false >_> weckonyings. ÚwÚ He attends here in OwO the fowest uWu on OwO the Duke, 
>_> youw father. 
ROSALIND. I met OwO the UwU Duke x3 yestewday, ÚwÚ and xDD had >w< much xDD question with >_> him. 
ÚwÚ He >w< asked me >_> of what pawentage I ^-^ was; I told ^w^ him, >_> of as good as 
xDD he; OwO so ^.^ he ^.^ waugh'd ÚwÚ and let me ^.^ go. But what talk ^-^ we >_> of fathews when 
there :3 is such :3 a man as xDD Owwando? 
CELIA. :33 O, that's :3 a bwave ^w^ man! ÚwÚ He ;;w;; wwites bwave >_> vewses, ^-^ speaks bwave 
x3 wowds, >_< sweaws bwave oaths, ÚwÚ and bweaks them bwavewy, ^-^ quite 
UwU twavewse, athwart OwO the OwO heawt >_> of his >w< wuvw; as :3 a OwO puny tiwtew, UwU that 
^w^ spuws his horse uWu but uWu on ^-^ onye >w< side, bweaks his xDD staff >_< wike :3 a x3 nyobwe 
ÚwÚ goose. But all's bwave UwU that xDD youth ^.^ mounts ÚwÚ and ^.^ fowwy :33 guides. OwO Who 
comes hewe? 

x3 Entew CORIN 

CORIN. ^w^ Mistwess ÚwÚ and :3 mastew, you ^.^ have ^w^ oft >_< enquiwed 
:33 Aftew OwO the shephewd UwU that compwain'd >_> of love, 
OwO Who you ^-^ saw ^.^ sitting uWu by me uWu on OwO the x3 tuwf, 
ÚwÚ Pwaising OwO the >_> pwoud disdainful uWu shephewdess 
:33 That ÚwÚ was his OwO mistwess. 
CELIA. Weww, ÚwÚ and what >_> of OwO him? 
CORIN. >w< If you uWu wiww UwU see :3 a UwU pageant ^.^ twuwy >_> pway'd 
>w< Between OwO the OwO pawe complexion >_> of OwO twue love 
And OwO the wed gwow >_> of :33 scown ÚwÚ and >_> pwoud :3 disdain, 
uWu Go x3 hence :3 a little, ÚwÚ and I uWu shaww OwO conduct you, 
>w< If you uWu wiww mark it. 
ROSALIND. :33 O, xDD come, let OwO us >_< wemuv! 
The OwO sight >_> of lovers :3 feedeth x3 those in wuv. 
>_< Bwing OwO us ^-^ to :3 this ^-^ sight, ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww uWu say 
I'll ^w^ pwuv :3 a busy actow in theiw play. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE :3 V. 
>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the fowest 

x3 Entew SILVIUS ÚwÚ and UwU PHEBE 

^.^ SIWVIUS. ^.^ Sweet ^w^ Phebe, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :33 scown me; ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, Phebe. 
Say UwU that you love me not; uWu but uWu say ^.^ nyot OwO so 
UwU In >_> bittewnyess. The ^w^ common UwU executionyew, 
uWu Whose OwO heawt th' accustom'd OwO sight >_> of death makes xDD hawd, 
OwO Fawws ^.^ nyot OwO the axe x3 upon OwO the x3 humbwed neck 
But ^.^ fiwst OwO begs ;;w;; pawdon. uWu Wiww you sterner >w< be 
>w< Than ^.^ he UwU that >_> dies ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wives uWu by bwoody :33 dwops? 

x3 Entew UwU WOSAWIND, :3 CEWIA, ÚwÚ and COWIN, at :3 a uWu distance 

PHEBE. I would ^.^ nyot >w< be >w< thy OwO executionyew; 
I UwU fwy ^.^ thee, uWu fow I would ^.^ nyot ^-^ injuwe thee. 
Thou >_> teww'st me there :3 is murder in >_< minye >w< eye. 
^.^ 'Tis pretty, ;;w;; suwe, ÚwÚ and vewy >_> pwobabwe, 
:33 That >_> eyes, UwU that awe OwO the frail'st ÚwÚ and softest OwO things, 
OwO Who OwO shut theiw cowawd ^w^ gates uWu on ÚwÚ atomies, 
;;w;; Shouwd >w< be xDD caww'd :33 tywants, UwU butchews, ^-^ muwdewews! 
Nyow I ^-^ do :3 fwown uWu on ÚwÚ thee with >w< aww my >_> heawt; 
And ^-^ if >_< minye eyes can :33 wound, :3 nyow let them :33 kiww thee. 
Nyow >w< countewfeit ^-^ to ÚwÚ swoon; >_> why, :3 nyow ^-^ faww ;;w;; down; 
Or, ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ canst ;;w;; nyot, :33 O, uWu fow shame, uWu fow shame, 
Wie ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ to uWu say >_< minye eyes awe ^w^ muwdewews. 
Nyow show OwO the x3 wound >_< minye eye ;;w;; hath :3 made in thee. 
Scwatch ÚwÚ thee uWu but with :3 a >w< pin, ÚwÚ and there remains 
uWu Some >_> scaw >_> of xDD it; lean x3 upon :3 a uWu wush, 
The cicatrice ÚwÚ and capable impwessuwe 
x3 Thy pawm >w< some ;;w;; moment ^-^ keeps; uWu but :3 nyow >_< minye >_> eyes, 
^w^ Which I ^.^ have dawted at ^.^ thee, hurt ÚwÚ thee not; 
Nyow, I x3 am ;;w;; suwe, there :3 is ^.^ nyot x3 fowce in eyes 
:33 That can ^-^ do :33 huwt. 
^.^ SIWVIUS. :3 O dear ^w^ Phebe, 
>w< If :33 evew- as UwU that >w< evew ^-^ may >w< be ÚwÚ nyeaw- 
You ^.^ meet in >w< some ^.^ fwesh ^-^ cheek OwO the power >_> of >w< fancy, 
;;w;; Then uWu shaww you xDD knyow OwO the wounds :33 invisibwe 
:33 That ^-^ wuv's keen >_> awwows ^w^ make. 
PHEBE. But ÚwÚ tiww UwU that UwU time 
Come ^.^ nyot :3 thou ;;w;; nyeaw me; ÚwÚ and when UwU that UwU time uWu comes, 
OwO Affwict me with >w< thy mocks, ^-^ pity me not; 
UwU As ÚwÚ tiww UwU that UwU time I uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^-^ pity thee. 
ROSALIND. [Advancing] And >_> why, I pray you? OwO Who UwU might >w< be >_> youw 
mothew, 
:33 That you insult, exult, ÚwÚ and >w< aww at once, 
Over OwO the ;;w;; wwetched? What >w< though you ^.^ have nyo ÚwÚ beauty- 
As, uWu by my :33 faith, I UwU see nyo ^-^ mowe in you 
>w< Than ^-^ without xDD candwe ^-^ may >w< go dark ^-^ to ÚwÚ bed- 
Must you >w< be OwO thewefowe >_> pwoud ÚwÚ and x3 pitiwess? 
ÚwÚ Why, what :3 means uWu this? UwU Why ^-^ do you ÚwÚ wook uWu on x3 me? 
I UwU see nyo ^-^ mowe in you than in OwO the ordinary 
x3 Of nature's ;;w;; sawe-wowk. 'Od's my wittwe xDD wife, 
I ÚwÚ think ^.^ she :3 means ^-^ to x3 tangwe my eyes OwO too! 
:3 Nyo :33 faith, >_> pwoud mistress, >w< hope ^.^ nyot aftew xDD it; 
^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot >_> youw ÚwÚ inky ^-^ bwows, >_> youw bwack :3 siwk >_> haiw, 
Your bugle eyebawws, :3 nyow >_> youw ^-^ cheek >_> of :3 cweam, 
:33 That can UwU entame my uWu spiwits ^-^ to >_> youw worship. 
You foowish >w< shephewd, xDD whewefowe ^-^ do you follow UwU hew, 
;;w;; Wike uWu foggy uWu south, ÚwÚ puffing with ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and rain? 
You awe :3 a ^w^ thousand xDD times :3 a >_> pwopewew man 
>w< Than ^.^ she :3 a OwO woman. ^.^ 'Tis such fools as you 
:33 That makes OwO the x3 wowwd :33 fuww >_> of uWu iww-favouw'd children. 
^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot xDD hew glass, uWu but you, UwU that xDD fwattews UwU hew; 
And >_< out >_> of you ^.^ she >_> sees x3 hewsewf ^-^ mowe pwopew 
>w< Than ^-^ any >_> of xDD hew x3 winyeaments can show :3 hew. 
But, mistress, xDD knyow OwO youwsewf. x3 Down uWu on >_> youw knees, 
And :3 thank UwU heaven, ^w^ fasting, uWu fow :3 a good ÚwÚ man's :33 wuv; 
>_< Fow I >w< must tell you fwiendwy in >_> youw >_< eaw: 
^w^ Seww when you uWu can; you awe ^.^ nyot uWu fow >w< aww ÚwÚ mawkets. 
OwO Cwy OwO the man >w< mewcy, love ^w^ him, UwU take his ;;w;; offew; 
ÚwÚ Fouw :3 is UwU most :3 fouw, being ;;w;; fouw ^-^ to >w< be :3 a ^w^ scoffew. 
^w^ So UwU take xDD hew ^-^ to ^.^ thee, uWu shephewd. Fawe you :33 weww. 
PHEBE. ^.^ Sweet youth, I pray you ^w^ chide :3 a yeaw >_< togethew; 
I xDD had wathew hear you ^w^ chide than :3 this man UwU woo. 
ROSALIND. >w< He's OwO faww'n in love with >_> youw foulness, ÚwÚ and she'll ^-^ faww 
in love with my ;;w;; angew. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be so, as fast as ^.^ she ^-^ answews ÚwÚ thee 
with uWu fwownying >w< wooks, I'll :33 sauce xDD hew with :33 bittew wowds. UwU Why ÚwÚ wook 
you OwO so x3 upon x3 me? 
PHEBE. >_< Fow nyo i-iww uWu wiww I bear you. 
ROSALIND. I pray you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^-^ faww in love with uWu me, 
>_< Fow I x3 am falser than >_< vows :3 made in ÚwÚ winye; 
UwU Besides, I >_< wike you not. >w< If you uWu wiww xDD knyow my OwO house, 
^.^ 'Tis at OwO the >_> tuft >_> of ;;w;; owives here ^-^ hawd by. 
uWu Wiww you ÚwÚ go, ^w^ sistew? ÚwÚ Shephewd, xDD pwy xDD hew hard. 
^w^ Come, sistew. Shepherdess, ÚwÚ wook uWu on him :3 bettew, 
And >w< be ^.^ nyot uWu pwoud; >w< though >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd :33 couwd >_> see, 
None :33 couwd >w< be OwO so ^.^ abus'd in OwO sight as ^w^ he. 
^w^ Come, ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >_> fwock. >_< Exeunt UwU WOSAWIND, :3 CEWIA, ÚwÚ and CORIN 
PHEBE. Dead >w< shephewd, :3 nyow I find >w< thy ^-^ saw >_> of UwU might: 
'Who >w< evew :33 wov'd UwU that :33 wov'd ^.^ nyot at ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ sight?' 
^.^ SIWVIUS. ^.^ Sweet Phebe. 
PHEBE. Ha! what xDD say'st thou, ÚwÚ Siwvius? 
^.^ SIWVIUS. ^.^ Sweet ^w^ Phebe, ^-^ pity >_> me. 
PHEBE. ÚwÚ Why, I awn >_< sowwy uWu fow ^.^ thee, gentwe OwO Siwvius. 
^.^ SIWVIUS. ^.^ Whewevew UwU sowwow ;;w;; is, ^w^ wewief would UwU be. 
>w< If you ^-^ do UwU sowwow at my >w< gwief in love, 
By giving love, >_> youw UwU sowwow ÚwÚ and my >w< gwief 
Were uWu both xDD extewmin'd. 
PHEBE. Thou x3 hast my :33 wuv; :3 is ^.^ nyot UwU that ^.^ nyeighbouwwy? 
^.^ SIWVIUS. I would ^.^ have you. 
PHEBE. ÚwÚ Why, UwU that ;;w;; wewe :33 cuvtousnyess. 
;;w;; Siwvius, OwO the UwU time ÚwÚ was UwU that I hated thee; 
And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot UwU that I bear ÚwÚ thee :33 wuv; 
But >_< since UwU that :3 thou ^w^ canst talk >_> of love OwO so well, 
x3 Thy ^.^ company, ;;w;; which :33 ewst ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ iwksome ^-^ to uWu me, 
I uWu wiww endure; ÚwÚ and I'll x3 empwoy ÚwÚ thee ^w^ too. 
But ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wook uWu fow further ÚwÚ wecompense 
>w< Than UwU thinye >_> own gladness UwU that :3 thou art x3 empwoy'd. 
^.^ SIWVIUS. ^w^ So holy ÚwÚ and OwO so pewfect :3 is my love, 
And I in such :3 a poverty >_> of >w< gwace, 
:33 That I uWu shaww ÚwÚ think ^.^ it :3 a UwU most ^-^ pwenteous ^.^ cwop 
ÚwÚ To glean OwO the ^w^ bwoken ears aftew OwO the man 
:33 That OwO the x3 main hawvest weaps; loose :3 nyow ÚwÚ and then 
OwO A scatt'wed >_> smiwe, ÚwÚ and UwU that I'll live upon. 
PHEBE. ^w^ Knyow'st :3 thou OwO the xDD youth UwU that xDD spoke ^-^ to me :33 ewewhiwe? 
^.^ SIWVIUS. :3 Nyot vewy ;;w;; weww; uWu but I ^.^ have met him :33 oft; 
And ^.^ he ;;w;; hath bought OwO the ;;w;; cottage ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ bounds 
:33 That OwO the ^.^ owd ^.^ cawwot UwU once ÚwÚ was ^w^ mastew >_> of. 
PHEBE. :33 Think ^.^ nyot I love ^w^ him, >w< though I ÚwÚ ask uWu fow him; 
^.^ 'Tis uWu but :3 a peevish >w< boy; ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he ÚwÚ tawks :33 weww. 
But what cawe I uWu fow wowds? >_> Yet uWu wowds ^-^ do ;;w;; weww 
When ^.^ he UwU that ^-^ speaks them pweases x3 those UwU that heaw. 
^w^ It :3 is :3 a pwetty >w< youth- ^.^ nyot vewy OwO pwetty; 
But, ;;w;; suwe, :33 he's uWu pwoud; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet his uWu pwide >_< becomes >_> him. 
He'll ^-^ make :3 a pwopew xDD man. The :33 best xDD thing in him 
^-^ Is his OwO compwexion; ÚwÚ and ^-^ fastew than his :33 tongue 
OwO Did ^-^ make offence, his eye >_> did ^w^ heaw ^.^ it :33 up. 
ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ nyot vewy ÚwÚ taww; ÚwÚ yet uWu fow his years :33 he's ÚwÚ taww; 
His ^w^ weg :3 is uWu but :33 so-so; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet 'tis :33 weww. 
Thewe ÚwÚ was :3 a pwetty redness in his lip, 
OwO A wittwe >w< wipew ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe >w< wusty wed 
>w< Than UwU that uWu mix'd in his xDD cheek; 'twas ^.^ just OwO the >_> diffewence 
ÚwÚ Betwixt OwO the ;;w;; constant wed ÚwÚ and mingwed >_< damask. 
Thewe >w< be >w< some :3 women, ;;w;; Siwvius, xDD had uWu they OwO mawk'd him 
UwU In x3 pawcews as I :33 did, would ^.^ have gonye ;;w;; nyeaw 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ faww in love with him; ;;w;; but, uWu fow my UwU pawt, 
I love him ;;w;; nyot, :3 nyow UwU hate him not; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet 
I ^.^ have ^-^ mowe cause ^-^ to UwU hate him than ^-^ to love him; 
>_< Fow what xDD had ^.^ he ^-^ to ^-^ do ^-^ to ^w^ chide at x3 me? 
ÚwÚ He ^w^ said >_< minye eyes ;;w;; wewe :3 bwack, ÚwÚ and my >_< haiw :3 bwack, 
And, :3 nyow I x3 am ;;w;; wememb'wed, scorn'd at >_> me. 
I x3 mawvew x3 why I xDD answew'd ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ again; 
But that's >w< aww >_< onye: OwO omittance :3 is nyo quittance. 
I'll wwite ^-^ to him :3 a vewy uWu taunting letter, 
And :3 thou ^-^ shawt bear xDD it; xDD wiwt thou, ÚwÚ Siwvius? 
^.^ SIWVIUS. ^w^ Phebe, with >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. 
PHEBE. I'll wwite ^.^ it ;;w;; stwaight; 
The >_< mattew's in my head ÚwÚ and in my >_> heawt; 
I uWu wiww >w< be :33 bittew with him ÚwÚ and >_< passing short. 
uWu Go with uWu me, OwO Siwvius. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
The fowest 

x3 Entew UwU WOSAWIND, :3 CEWIA, ÚwÚ and ^-^ JAQUES 

:3 JAQUES. I ;;w;; pwithee, pwetty youth, let me >w< be better acquainted with 
thee. 
ROSALIND. ^.^ They uWu say you awe :3 a >_> mewanchowy fewwow. 
:3 JAQUES. I x3 am >w< so; I ^-^ do love ^.^ it better than laughing. 
ROSALIND. Those UwU that awe in >_> extwemity >_> of ;;w;; eithew awe abominable 
fellows, ÚwÚ and :33 betway themsewves ^-^ to every modewn ÚwÚ censuwe >_< wowse than 
drunkards. 
:3 JAQUES. ÚwÚ Why, 'tis good ^-^ to >w< be >_> sad ÚwÚ and uWu say nothing. 
ROSALIND. UwU Why then, 'tis good ^-^ to >w< be :3 a UwU post. 
:3 JAQUES. I ^.^ have neither OwO the ^-^ schowaw's mewanchowy, ;;w;; which :3 is 
>w< emuwation; :3 nyow OwO the x3 musician's, ;;w;; which :3 is fantasticaw; :3 nyow OwO the 
courtier's, ;;w;; which :3 is uWu pwoud; :3 nyow OwO the :33 sowdiew's, ;;w;; which :3 is 
^-^ ambitious; :3 nyow OwO the wawyew's, ;;w;; which :3 is powitic; :3 nyow OwO the lady's, 
;;w;; which :3 is uWu nyice; :3 nyow OwO the x3 wuvw's, ;;w;; which :3 is >w< aww these; uWu but ^.^ it :3 is :3 a 
>_> mewanchowy >_> of >_< minye own, ^-^ compounded >_> of many OwO simpwes, x3 extwacted 
^-^ fwom many objects, :3 and, :3 indeed, OwO the uWu sundwy xDD contempwation >_> of my 
twavews; in ;;w;; which my >_< often ^w^ wuminyation wwaps me in :3 a UwU most UwU humowous 
UwU sadnyess. 
ROSALIND. OwO A UwU twavewwew! By my :33 faith, you ^.^ have gweat reason ^-^ to >w< be 
:33 sad. I ;;w;; feaw you ^.^ have :3 sowd >_> youw >_> own x3 wands ^-^ to UwU see uWu othew xDD men's; then 
^-^ to ^.^ have uWu seen >w< much ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^.^ have nyothing :3 is ^-^ to ^.^ have rich eyes ÚwÚ and 
UwU poow hands. 
:3 JAQUES. x3 Yes, I ^.^ have xDD gain'd my ^-^ expewience. 

x3 Entew ORLANDO 

ROSALIND. And >_> youw experience makes you :33 sad. I xDD had wathew ^.^ have :3 a 
OwO foow ^-^ to ^-^ make me >_> mewwy than experience ^-^ to ^-^ make me sad- ÚwÚ and ^-^ to 
^w^ twavew uWu fow ^.^ it ^w^ too. 
^-^ OWWANDO. Good day, ÚwÚ and xDD happinyess, dear ;;w;; Wosawind! 
:3 JAQUES. ;;w;; Nyay, then, :3 God ^-^ buy you, OwO an you talk in UwU bwank x3 vewse. 
ROSALIND. Faweweww, :33 Monsieuw :3 Twavewwew; ÚwÚ wook you :33 wisp ÚwÚ and wear 
ÚwÚ stwange suits, OwO disabwe >w< aww OwO the benefits >_> of >_> youw >_> own xDD countwy, >w< be 
>_< out >_> of love with >_> youw >_> nyativity, ÚwÚ and ^w^ awmost ^w^ chide :3 God uWu fow :33 making 
you UwU that countenance you ;;w;; awe; ^w^ ow I uWu wiww scarce ÚwÚ think you ^.^ have 
;;w;; swam in :3 a gondowa. xDD [Exit ;;w;; JAQUES] ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, xDD Owwando! xDD whewe 
^.^ have you >_< been >w< aww :3 this whiwe? You :3 a wuvw! An you sewve me such 
another uWu twick, never come in my OwO sight more. 
^-^ OWWANDO. UwU My fair Rosalind, I come within OwO an hour >_> of my >w< pwomise. 
ROSALIND. :33 Bweak OwO an hour's pwomise in ^w^ wuv! ÚwÚ He UwU that uWu wiww >_> divide :3 a 
:3 minyute OwO into :3 a ^w^ thousand :33 pawts, ÚwÚ and >_< bweak uWu but :3 a part >_> of OwO the 
^w^ thousand part >_> of :3 a :3 minyute in OwO the affairs >_> of love, ^.^ it ^-^ may >w< be ^w^ said 
>_> of him UwU that ;;w;; Cupid ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ cwapp'd him o' th' shoulder, uWu but I'll 
;;w;; wawwant him heawt-whowe. 
^-^ OWWANDO. Pawdon uWu me, dear ^-^ Wosawind. 
ROSALIND. ;;w;; Nyay, OwO an you >w< be OwO so ;;w;; tawdy, come nyo ^-^ mowe in my ^w^ sight. I xDD had 
as OwO wief >w< be woo'd >_> of :3 a snail. 
^-^ OWWANDO. x3 Of :3 a snail! 
ROSALIND. >w< Ay, >_> of :3 a x3 snyaiw; uWu fow >w< though ^.^ he comes slowly, ^.^ he >_> cawwies 
his house uWu on his xDD head- :3 a better jointure, I xDD think, than you ^-^ make 
:3 a ;;w;; woman; ÚwÚ besides, ^.^ he brings his >w< destiny with >_> him. 
^-^ OWWANDO. What's ÚwÚ that? 
ROSALIND. ÚwÚ Why, :33 howns; ;;w;; which such as you awe fain ^-^ to >w< be OwO behowding ^-^ to 
>_> youw ;;w;; wives UwU fow; uWu but ^.^ he comes UwU awmed in his OwO fowtunye, ÚwÚ and UwU pwevents 
OwO the :3 swandew >_> of his wife. 
^-^ OWWANDO. OwO Viwtue :3 is nyo horn-maker; ÚwÚ and my Rosalind :3 is OwO viwtuous. 
ROSALIND. And I x3 am >_> youw ^-^ Wosawind. 
CELIA. ^w^ It pweases him ^-^ to caww you >w< so; uWu but ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 a Rosalind >_> of :3 a 
better ^.^ weew than you. 
ROSALIND. ^w^ Come, ^w^ woo uWu me, ^w^ woo me; uWu fow :3 nyow I x3 am in :3 a x3 howiday humouw, 
ÚwÚ and >_< wike enough ^-^ to consent. What would you uWu say ^-^ to me nyow, OwO an I 
;;w;; wewe >_> youw vewy vewy UwU Wosawind? 
^-^ OWWANDO. I would ÚwÚ kiss before I spoke. 
ROSALIND. ;;w;; Nyay, you ;;w;; wewe better speak xDD fiwst; ÚwÚ and when you ;;w;; wewe 
gwaveww'd uWu fow wack >_> of matter, you UwU might UwU take >w< occasion ^-^ to ;;w;; kiss. 
Very good orators, when uWu they awe out, uWu they uWu wiww ;;w;; spit; ÚwÚ and uWu fow 
lovers wacking- :3 God >_> wawn OwO us!- matter, OwO the OwO cweanwiest ÚwÚ shift :3 is ^-^ to 
;;w;; kiss. 
^-^ OWWANDO. OwO How ^-^ if OwO the ÚwÚ kiss >w< be denyied? 
ROSALIND. ;;w;; Then ^.^ she ^-^ puts you ^-^ to uWu entweaty, ÚwÚ and there begins OwO nyew 
OwO mattew. 
^-^ OWWANDO. OwO Who :33 couwd >w< be out, being before his bewuvd mistwess? 
ROSALIND. x3 Mawwy, UwU that shouwd you, ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe >_> youw UwU mistwess; ^w^ ow I 
shouwd ÚwÚ think my xDD honyesty :33 wankew than my wit. 
^-^ OWWANDO. >_> What, >_> of my ^.^ suit? 
ROSALIND. :3 Nyot >_< out >_> of >_> youw :3 appawew, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet >_< out >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; suit. 
OwO Am ^.^ nyot I >_> youw UwU Wosawind? 
^-^ OWWANDO. I UwU take >w< some ^.^ joy ^-^ to uWu say you awe, ^.^ because I would >w< be >_> tawking 
>_> of :3 hew. 
ROSALIND. Weww, in xDD hew ^.^ pewson, I uWu say I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have you. 
^-^ OWWANDO. >_> Then, in >_< minye >_> own ^.^ pewson, I ^-^ die. 
ROSALIND. No, :33 faith, die uWu by x3 attownyey. The UwU poow x3 wowwd :3 is ^w^ awmost OwO six 
^w^ thousand years >_> owd, ÚwÚ and in >w< aww :3 this UwU time there ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ^-^ any man 
;;w;; died in his >_> own ^.^ pewson, videwicet, in :3 a wuv-cause. Troilus xDD had 
his >w< bwains ;;w;; dash'd >_< out with :3 a Grecian >w< cwub; ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he >_> did what ^.^ he 
:33 couwd ^-^ to die OwO befowe, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the patterns >_> of wuv. 
Weandew, ^.^ he would ^.^ have uWu wiv'd many :3 a fair yeaw, >w< though :33 Hewo xDD had 
tuwn'd xDD nyun, ^-^ if ^.^ it xDD had ^.^ nyot >_< been uWu fow :3 a ^.^ hot midsummew >_< nyight; for, 
good youth, ^.^ he went uWu but :3 fowth ^-^ to wash him in OwO the Hewwespont, :3 and, 
being :3 taken with OwO the ;;w;; cwamp, ÚwÚ was ^-^ dwown'd; ÚwÚ and OwO the foowish 
chroniclers >_> of UwU that :3 age ;;w;; found ^.^ it :33 was- :33 Hewo >_> of ^-^ Sestos. But ^.^ these 
awe >w< aww xDD wies: x3 men ^.^ have ;;w;; died ^-^ fwom UwU time ^-^ to UwU time, ÚwÚ and worms ^.^ have 
eaten ;;w;; them, uWu but ^.^ nyot uWu fow wuv. 
^-^ OWWANDO. I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have my ^.^ wight Rosalind >_> of :3 this mind; for, I 
protest, xDD hew :3 fwown UwU might :33 kiww >_> me. 
ROSALIND. By :3 this ;;w;; hand, ^.^ it uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :33 kiww :3 a uWu fwy. But xDD come, :3 nyow I 
uWu wiww >w< be >_> youw Rosalind in :3 a ^-^ mowe coming-on disposition; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ ask me 
what you wiww, I uWu wiww gwant it. 
^-^ OWWANDO. ;;w;; Then love uWu me, ^-^ Wosawind. 
ROSALIND. x3 Yes, :33 faith, uWu wiww OwO I, >w< Fwidays ÚwÚ and Satuwdays, ÚwÚ and all. 
^-^ OWWANDO. And xDD wiwt :3 thou ^.^ have x3 me? 
ROSALIND. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and twenty xDD such. 
^-^ OWWANDO. What >_> sayest thou? 
ROSALIND. uWu Awe you ^.^ nyot :3 good? 
^-^ OWWANDO. I >w< hope ÚwÚ so. 
ROSALIND. UwU Why then, can ^-^ onye desiwe xDD too >w< much >_> of :3 a good thing? ^w^ Come, 
;;w;; sistew, you uWu shaww >w< be OwO the :33 pwiest, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mawwy ÚwÚ us. >w< Give me >_> youw ;;w;; hand, 
Owwando. What ^-^ do you ÚwÚ say, ^w^ sistew? 
^-^ OWWANDO. ;;w;; Pway ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ mawwy ÚwÚ us. 
CELIA. I cannyot uWu say OwO the wowds. 
ROSALIND. You >w< must begin >w< 'Wiww you, ÚwÚ Owwando'- 
CELIA. uWu Go x3 to. uWu Wiww you, >_< Owwando, ^.^ have ^-^ to UwU wife :3 this UwU Wosawind? 
^-^ OWWANDO. I uWu wiww. 
ROSALIND. >w< Ay, uWu but when? 
^-^ OWWANDO. ÚwÚ Why, UwU nyow; as fast as ^.^ she can ÚwÚ mawwy ÚwÚ us. 
ROSALIND. ;;w;; Then you >w< must uWu say OwO 'I UwU take ^.^ thee, Rosalind, uWu fow uWu wife.' 
^-^ OWWANDO. I UwU take ^.^ thee, Rosalind, uWu fow wife. 
ROSALIND. I UwU might ÚwÚ ask you uWu fow >_> youw x3 commission; >_< but- I ^-^ do UwU take ^.^ thee, 
>_< Owwando, uWu fow my >_> husband. There's :3 a UwU giww :33 goes before OwO the xDD pwiest; 
:3 and, ;;w;; cewtainwy, :3 a :3 woman's ^w^ thought runs before xDD hew actions. 
^-^ OWWANDO. ^w^ So ^-^ do >w< aww xDD thoughts; uWu they awe wing'd. 
ROSALIND. Nyow tell me how wong you would ^.^ have UwU hew, aftew you ^.^ have 
^-^ possess'd :3 hew. 
^-^ OWWANDO. >_< Fow >w< evew ÚwÚ and :3 a day. 
ROSALIND. Say UwU 'a day' ^-^ without OwO the OwO 'evew.' No, no, Orlando; x3 men awe 
:3 Apwiw when uWu they woo, December when uWu they uWu wed: xDD maids awe May when 
uWu they awe >w< maids, uWu but OwO the OwO sky x3 changes when uWu they awe >w< wives. I uWu wiww 
>w< be ^-^ mowe x3 jeawous >_> of ÚwÚ thee than :3 a xDD Bawbawy uWu cock-pigeon xDD uvw his ÚwÚ hen, 
^-^ mowe >_< cwamowous than :3 a >_> pawwot x3 against wain, ^-^ mowe new-fangled than 
OwO an ape, ^-^ mowe x3 giddy in my desires than :3 a uWu monkey. I uWu wiww weep uWu fow 
nothing, >_< wike Diana in OwO the fountain, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^-^ do UwU that when you 
awe dispos'd ^-^ to >w< be :3 mewwy; I uWu wiww waugh >_< wike :3 a hyen, ÚwÚ and UwU that when 
:3 thou awe ;;w;; incwin'd ^-^ to ^-^ sweep. 
^-^ OWWANDO. But uWu wiww my Rosalind ^-^ do so? 
ROSALIND. By my xDD wife, ^.^ she uWu wiww ^-^ do as I do. 
^-^ OWWANDO. :33 O, uWu but ^.^ she :3 is >_< wise. 
ROSALIND. Ow ewse ^.^ she :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ have OwO the ÚwÚ wit ^-^ to ^-^ do ÚwÚ this. The x3 wisew, 
OwO the ;;w;; waywawdew. UwU Make OwO the :33 doows x3 upon :3 a :3 woman's wit, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it uWu wiww >_< out 
at OwO the casement; OwO shut UwU that, ÚwÚ and 'twill >_< out at OwO the >_< key-howe; xDD stop 
UwU that, 'twill UwU fwy with OwO the ^-^ smoke >_< out at OwO the chimnyey. 
^-^ OWWANDO. OwO A man UwU that xDD had :3 a UwU wife with such :3 a wit, ^.^ he UwU might uWu say 'Wit, 
:33 whithew wilt?' ROSALIND. ;;w;; Nyay, you UwU might ^-^ keep UwU that >_< check uWu fow it, ÚwÚ tiww you met >_> youw 
:3 wife's ÚwÚ wit ^-^ going ^-^ to >_> youw nyeighbouw's bed. 
^-^ OWWANDO. And what ÚwÚ wit :33 couwd ÚwÚ wit ^.^ have ^-^ to ;;w;; excuse ÚwÚ that? 
ROSALIND. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ to uWu say ^.^ she came ^-^ to >w< seek you ^.^ thewe. You uWu shaww never 
UwU take xDD hew ^-^ without xDD hew ^-^ answew, unwess you UwU take xDD hew ^-^ without xDD hew 
OwO tongue. :33 O, UwU that ^-^ woman UwU that cannyot ^-^ make xDD hew fauwt xDD hew >_< husband's 
uWu occasion, let xDD hew never ÚwÚ nyuwse xDD hew >w< chiwd herself, uWu fow ^.^ she uWu wiww 
breed ^.^ it >_< wike :3 a foow! 
^-^ OWWANDO. >_< Fow ^.^ these two >_> houws, Rosalind, I uWu wiww xDD weave thee. 
ROSALIND. ^.^ Awas, dear love, I cannyot wack ÚwÚ thee two OwO houws! 
^-^ OWWANDO. I >w< must ^.^ attend OwO the UwU Duke at xDD dinnyew; uWu by two o'cwock I uWu wiww >w< be 
with ÚwÚ thee again. 
ROSALIND. >w< Ay, >w< go >_> youw :33 ways, >w< go >_> youw xDD ways. I knew what you would 
prove; my fwiends told me as xDD much, ÚwÚ and I ^w^ thought nyo less. :33 That 
:3 fwattewing :33 tongue >_> of x3 youws xDD won >_> me. ^.^ 'Tis uWu but ^-^ onye UwU cast ^w^ away, ÚwÚ and 
so, come >_< death! >w< Two o'cwock :3 is >_> youw >_< houw? 
^-^ OWWANDO. >w< Ay, ^w^ sweet ^-^ Wosawind. 
ROSALIND. By my ^w^ twoth, ÚwÚ and in good >_< eawnyest, ÚwÚ and OwO so :3 God OwO mend uWu me, ÚwÚ and 
uWu by >w< aww pwetty oaths UwU that awe ^.^ nyot xDD dangewous, ^-^ if you >_< bweak ^-^ onye :3 jot 
>_> of >_> youw ;;w;; pwomise, ^w^ ow come ^-^ onye :3 minyute >_> behind >_> youw xDD houw, I uWu wiww 
ÚwÚ think you OwO the UwU most pathetical ^.^ bweak-pwomise, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU most >w< howwow 
^.^ wuvw, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU most unworthy >_> of xDD hew you caww Rosalind, UwU that ^-^ may 
>w< be :3 chosen >_< out >_> of OwO the :3 gwoss >_< band >_> of OwO the unfaithful. OwO Thewefowe 
UwU bewawe my censure, ÚwÚ and ^-^ keep >_> youw >w< pwomise. 
^-^ OWWANDO. x3 With nyo less >_< wewigion than ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ wewt >_< indeed my 
Wosawind; so, ^.^ adieu. 
ROSALIND. Weww, Time :3 is OwO the ^.^ owd :33 justice UwU that UwU examinyes >w< aww such 
>w< offendews, ÚwÚ and let Time try. OwO Adieu. Exit ORLANDO 
CELIA. You ^.^ have >_> simpwy :33 misus'd ^-^ ouw sex in >_> youw ;;w;; wuv-pwate. We >w< must 
^.^ have >_> youw ÚwÚ doubwet ÚwÚ and hose UwU pwuck'd xDD uvw >_> youw uWu head, ÚwÚ and show OwO the 
x3 wowwd what OwO the biwd ;;w;; hath x3 donye ^-^ to xDD hew >_> own ÚwÚ nyest. 
ROSALIND. :3 O *shuffles closer* coz, *shuffles closer* coz, *shuffles closer* coz, my pwetty wittwe *shuffles closer* coz, UwU that :3 thou didst 
xDD knyow how many ;;w;; fathom ^-^ deep I x3 am in ^w^ wuv! But ^.^ it cannyot >w< be OwO sounded; 
my xDD affection ;;w;; hath OwO an uWu unknyown xDD bottom, >_< wike OwO the >w< Bay >_> of >_> Powtugaw. 
CELIA. Ow ^.^ wathew, ^.^ bottomwess; UwU that as fast as you pouw xDD affection 
ÚwÚ in, ^.^ it runs >_< out. 
ROSALIND. Nyo; UwU that >_> same ;;w;; wicked xDD bastawd >_> of UwU Venyus, UwU that ÚwÚ was ;;w;; begot >_> of 
thought, ;;w;; conceiv'd >_> of spleen, ÚwÚ and :3 bown >_> of >_< madnyess; UwU that uWu bwind 
UwU wascawwy OwO boy, UwU that x3 abuses every >_> onye's >_> eyes, ^.^ because his >_> own awe 
:33 out- let him >w< be ;;w;; judge how ^-^ deep I x3 am in wuv. I'll tell ^.^ thee, 
xDD Awienya, I cannyot >w< be >_< out >_> of OwO the OwO sight >_> of Owwando. I'll >w< go find :3 a 
uWu shadow, ÚwÚ and sigh ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he come. 
CELIA. And I'll ^-^ sweep. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
The fowest 

x3 Entew ^-^ JAQUES ÚwÚ and LORDS, in OwO the :33 habit >_> of foresters 

:3 JAQUES. ^w^ Which :3 is ^.^ he UwU that >_< kiwwed OwO the deew? 
LORD. >_> Siw, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 I. 
:3 JAQUES. Let's ÚwÚ pwesent him ^-^ to OwO the Duke, >_< wike :3 a Woman uWu conquewow; ÚwÚ and 
^.^ it would ^-^ do ;;w;; weww ^-^ to xDD set OwO the deew's howns x3 upon his head uWu fow :3 a 
branch >_> of >_< victowy. >_< Have you nyo song, forester, uWu fow :3 this purpose? 
LORD. x3 Yes, sir. 
:3 JAQUES. :3 Sing xDD it; 'tis nyo matter how ^.^ it >w< be in tunye, OwO so ^.^ it ^-^ make ^w^ nyoise 
^w^ enyough. 

>w< SONG. 

What uWu shaww ^.^ he ^.^ have UwU that xDD kiww'd OwO the deew? 
His weathew ^.^ skin ÚwÚ and howns ^-^ to :33 weaw. 
UwU [The west uWu shaww hear :3 this >_< buwden:] 
;;w;; Then sing him UwU home. 

;;w;; Take :3 thou nyo :33 scown ^-^ to wear OwO the :3 hown; 
^w^ It ÚwÚ was :3 a :3 cwest ewe :3 thou >_< wast uWu bown. 
x3 Thy >_< fathew's fathew :33 wowe xDD it; 
And >w< thy fathew ^-^ bowe it. 
The horn, OwO the horn, OwO the >w< wusty horn, 
^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 a xDD thing ^-^ to waugh ^-^ to scorn. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
The fowest 

x3 Entew OwO WOSAWIND ÚwÚ and CEWIA 

ROSALIND. OwO How uWu say you ^w^ nyow? ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ past two ^.^ o'cwock? 
And here >w< much xDD Owwando! 
CELIA. I ;;w;; wawwant you, with ÚwÚ puwe love ÚwÚ and twoubwed ^-^ bwain, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath 
ta'en his bow ÚwÚ and ^.^ awwows, ÚwÚ and :3 is gonye forth- ^-^ to ^-^ sweep. Look, ^-^ who 
comes here. 

x3 Entew SILVIUS 

^.^ SIWVIUS. UwU My ewwand :3 is ^-^ to you, fair youth; 
UwU My gentwe ^w^ Phebe >_> did ;;w;; bid me ^w^ give you ÚwÚ this. 
I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot OwO the >w< contents; ;;w;; but, as I ^.^ guess 
By OwO the >w< stewn uWu bwow ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ waspish >w< action 
^w^ Which ^.^ she >_> did ;;w;; use as ^.^ she ÚwÚ was :33 wwiting >_> of it, 
^w^ It uWu beaws OwO an :3 angwy OwO tenyouw. Pawdon uWu me, 
I x3 am uWu but as :3 a :33 guiwtwess messenger. 
ROSALIND. uWu Patience x3 hewsewf would stawtwe at :3 this letter, 
And xDD pway OwO the swaggerer. Beaw this, bear all. 
She :33 says I x3 am ^.^ nyot :33 faiw, UwU that I wack xDD mannyews; 
She calls me proud, ÚwÚ and UwU that ^.^ she :33 couwd ^.^ nyot love uWu me, 
Were man as x3 wawe as ^.^ Phoenyix. 'Od's my ^.^ wiww! 
Her love :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the ^-^ hawe UwU that I ^-^ do hunt; 
UwU Why ;;w;; wwites ^.^ she OwO so ^-^ to x3 me? Weww, >w< shephewd, well, 
:3 This :3 is :3 a letter >_> of >_> youw >_> own xDD device. 
^.^ SIWVIUS. No, I protest, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot OwO the >w< contents; 
^w^ Phebe >_> did wwite it. 
ROSALIND. ^w^ Come, xDD come, you awe :3 a fool, 
And tuwn'd OwO into OwO the >_> extwemity >_> of wuv. 
I ^-^ saw xDD hew >w< hand; ^.^ she >_> has :3 a leathern ;;w;; hand, 
OwO A ^-^ fweestonye-cowouw'd >w< hand; I verily >_> did ÚwÚ think 
:33 That xDD hew ^.^ owd ;;w;; gwuvs ;;w;; wewe OwO on, uWu but 'twas xDD hew OwO hands; 
She >_> has :3 a huswife's :3 hand- uWu but that's nyo OwO mattew. 
I uWu say ^.^ she never >_> did ^.^ invent :3 this wettew: 
:3 This :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ man's >_< invention, ÚwÚ and his hand. 
^.^ SIWVIUS. Suwe, ^.^ it :3 is hers. 
ROSALIND. ÚwÚ Why, 'tis :3 a :33 boistewous ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 cwuew ^w^ stywe; 
OwO A ^w^ stywe uWu fow x3 chawwengews. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ she defies uWu me, 
;;w;; Wike :3 Tuwk ^-^ to Chwistian. ^-^ Women's gentwe bwain 
Could ^.^ nyot >_> dwop :3 fowth such giant-wude >_< invention, 
Such :3 Ethiope x3 wowds, ÚwÚ bwackew in theiw :33 effect 
>w< Than in theiw :3 countenyance. uWu Wiww you hear OwO the >_> wettew? 
^.^ SIWVIUS. ^w^ So >w< pwease you, uWu fow I never heard ^.^ it yet; 
>_> Yet heard xDD too >w< much >_> of >_> Phebe's >w< cwuewty. 
ROSALIND. She xDD Phebes :3 me: mark how OwO the >_> tywant >w< wwites. 
^-^ [Weads] 

'Art :3 thou god ^-^ to shephewd >_< tuwn'd, 
:33 That :3 a maiden's OwO heawt ;;w;; hath ;;w;; buwn'd?' 

^w^ Can :3 a ^-^ woman ;;w;; waiw ^.^ thus? 
^.^ SIWVIUS. ^-^ Caww you :3 this UwU waiwing? 
ROSALIND. :3 'Why, >w< thy >_< godhead >_> waid apawt, 
Warr'st :3 thou with :3 a :3 woman's heart?' 

OwO Did you >w< evew hear such UwU waiwing? 

OwO 'Whiwes OwO the eye >_> of man >_> did ^w^ woo uWu me, 
:33 That :33 couwd ^-^ do nyo ;;w;; vengeance ^-^ to ;;w;; me.' 

uWu Meanying me :3 a beast. 

OwO 'If OwO the :33 scown >_> of >_> youw UwU bwight ^w^ eynye 
>_< Have power ^-^ to ÚwÚ waise such love in ÚwÚ minye, 
Awack, in me what ÚwÚ stwange :33 effect 
Wouwd uWu they wowk in mild aspect! 
ÚwÚ Whiwes you xDD chid uWu me, I >_> did :33 wuv; 
OwO How then UwU might >_> youw ;;w;; pwayews ^w^ muv! 
ÚwÚ He UwU that brings :3 this love ^-^ to OwO the 
UwU Wittwe knows :3 this love in me; 
And uWu by him >w< seaw OwO up >w< thy UwU mind, 
:3 Whethew UwU that >w< thy xDD youth ÚwÚ and >w< kind 
uWu Wiww OwO the xDD faithfuw :3 offew UwU take 
x3 Of me ÚwÚ and >w< aww UwU that I can make; 
Ow ewse uWu by him my love deny, 
And then I'll study how ^-^ to x3 die.' 
^.^ SIWVIUS. ^-^ Caww you :3 this x3 chiding? 
CELIA. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow shepherd! 
ROSALIND. Do you ^-^ pity OwO him? No, ^.^ he ^-^ desewves nyo ;;w;; pity. uWu Wiwt :3 thou love 
such :3 a ^-^ woman? >_> What, ^-^ to ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee OwO an instrument, ÚwÚ and xDD pway false 
strains x3 upon thee! :3 Nyot ^-^ to >w< be endur'd! Weww, >w< go >_> youw uWu way ^-^ to UwU hew, 
uWu fow I UwU see love ;;w;; hath :3 made ÚwÚ thee ^w^ tame snake, ÚwÚ and uWu say :3 this ^-^ to ÚwÚ hew- 
UwU that ^-^ if ^.^ she love uWu me, I chawge xDD hew ^-^ to love thee; ^-^ if ^.^ she uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, 
I uWu wiww never ^.^ have xDD hew unwess :3 thou entweat uWu fow :3 hew. >w< If you >w< be :3 a 
OwO twue ^.^ wuvw, hence, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot :3 a ^w^ wowd; uWu fow here comes ^-^ mowe :33 company. 
Exit SILVIUS 

x3 Entew ;;w;; OWIVEW 

OLIVER. Good ^.^ mowwow, fair uWu onyes; pray you, ^-^ if you >w< knyow, 
:3 Whewe in OwO the puwwieus >_> of :3 this fowest ^-^ stands 
OwO A ;;w;; sheep-cote :3 fenc'd about with owive trees? 
CELIA. ÚwÚ West >_> of :3 this place, ;;w;; down in OwO the UwU nyeighbouw >_> bottom. 
The :3 wank >_> of uWu osiews uWu by OwO the ^.^ muwmuwing ^w^ stweam 
x3 Weft uWu on >_> youw ^.^ wight hand brings you ^-^ to OwO the :3 pwace. 
But at :3 this hour OwO the house doth ^-^ keep itself; 
There's UwU nyonye within. 
OLIVER. >w< If UwU that OwO an eye ^-^ may >w< pwofit uWu by :3 a tongue, 
;;w;; Then shouwd I xDD knyow you uWu by descwiption- 
Such x3 gawments, ÚwÚ and such >_> yeaws: xDD 'The :3 boy :3 is :33 faiw, 
x3 Of female >_< favouw, ÚwÚ and bestows ^-^ himsewf 
;;w;; Wike :3 a wipe sistew; OwO the ^-^ woman wow, 
And ÚwÚ bwownyew than xDD hew brother.' uWu Awe ^.^ nyot you 
The xDD ownyew >_> of OwO the house I >_> did >_< inquiwe xDD fow? 
CELIA. ^w^ It :3 is nyo UwU boast, being >w< ask'd, ^-^ to uWu say ^-^ we >_> awe. 
OLIVER. Orlando doth ÚwÚ commend him ^-^ to you ^-^ both; 
And ^-^ to UwU that xDD youth ^.^ he calls his Rosalind 
ÚwÚ He >_> sends :3 this bwoody ÚwÚ nyapkin. uWu Awe you x3 he? 
ROSALIND. I ÚwÚ am. What >w< must ^-^ we undewstand uWu by uWu this? 
OLIVER. uWu Some >_> of my >_< shame; ^-^ if you uWu wiww xDD knyow >_> of me 
What man I OwO am, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; how, ÚwÚ and >_> why, ÚwÚ and where, 
:3 This UwU handkewchew ÚwÚ was UwU stain'd. 
CELIA. I pray you, tell it. 
OLIVER. When last OwO the x3 young Orlando x3 pawted ^-^ fwom you, 
ÚwÚ He weft :3 a pwomise ^-^ to xDD wetuwn UwU again 
xDD Within OwO an ÚwÚ houw; :3 and, ÚwÚ pacing OwO thwough OwO the UwU fowest, 
>w< Chewing OwO the >_< food >_> of ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ and :33 bittew >w< fancy, 
:33 Wo, what ^.^ befeww! ÚwÚ He >w< thwew his eye :33 aside, 
And mark what object >_> did ÚwÚ pwesent itself. 
^.^ Undew OwO an uWu oak, uWu whose x3 boughs ;;w;; wewe ^w^ moss'd with ^-^ age, 
And UwU high :3 top uWu bawd with OwO dwy antiquity, 
OwO A wwetched ^.^ wagged man, >_> o'ewgwown with >_> haiw, 
>w< Way sweeping uWu on his ^-^ back. About his neck 
OwO A green ÚwÚ and x3 giwded snake xDD had wreath'd itself, 
OwO Who with xDD hew head nimble in ^.^ thweats approach'd 
The openying >_> of his ^-^ mouth; uWu but ^w^ suddenwy, 
>_< Seeing >_< Owwando, ^.^ it ^.^ unwink'd itself, 
And with UwU indented OwO gwides >_> did :33 swip away 
x3 Into :3 a ;;w;; bush; uWu undew ;;w;; which >_> bush's shade 
OwO A wionyess, with udders >w< aww :33 dwawn >_> dwy, 
>w< Way OwO couching, head uWu on >w< gwound, with catlike xDD watch, 
When UwU that OwO the sweeping man shouwd stir; uWu fow 'tis 
The :33 woyaw ^-^ disposition >_> of UwU that beast 
ÚwÚ To uWu pwey uWu on nyothing UwU that doth ÚwÚ seem as UwU dead. 
:3 This ^.^ seen, Orlando >_> did xDD appwoach OwO the man, 
And ;;w;; found ^.^ it ÚwÚ was his :33 bwothew, his ÚwÚ ewdew brother. 
CELIA. :33 O, I ^.^ have heard him speak >_> of UwU that >_> same brother; 
And ^.^ he >_> did render him OwO the UwU most uWu unnyatuwaw 
:33 That uWu wiv'd ÚwÚ amongst ^-^ men. 
OLIVER. And ;;w;; weww ^.^ he UwU might OwO so uWu do, 
>_< Fow ;;w;; weww I xDD knyow ^.^ he ÚwÚ was unnatural. 
ROSALIND. But, ^-^ to >_< Owwando: >_> did ^.^ he xDD weave him there, 
Food ^-^ to OwO the >w< suck'd ÚwÚ and x3 hungwy wionyess? 
OLIVER. ;;w;; Twice >_> did ^.^ he xDD tuwn his ^w^ back, ÚwÚ and UwU puwpos'd >w< so; 
But >_> kindnyess, nobler >w< evew than ÚwÚ wevenge, 
And UwU nyatuwe, stronger than his ^.^ just uWu occasion, 
^w^ Made him ^w^ give ^-^ battwe ^-^ to OwO the wionyess, 
OwO Who >_> quickwy feww before him; in ;;w;; which huwtwing 
From xDD misewabwe swumbew I ;;w;; awak'd. 
CELIA. uWu Awe you his xDD bwothew? 
ROSALIND. xDD Was't you ^.^ he x3 wescu'd? 
CELIA. xDD Was't you UwU that >_> did OwO so ^w^ oft contrive ^-^ to :33 kiww OwO him? 
OLIVER. ÚwÚ 'Twas I; uWu but 'tis ^.^ nyot :3 I. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ shame 
ÚwÚ To tell you what I OwO was, >_< since my convewsion 
^w^ So OwO sweetwy ^.^ tastes, being OwO the xDD thing I ÚwÚ am. 
ROSALIND. But uWu fow OwO the bwoody nyapkin? 
OLIVER. By ÚwÚ and by. 
When ^-^ fwom OwO the ^.^ fiwst ^-^ to ^w^ wast, ;;w;; betwixt OwO us ^-^ two, 
Tears ^-^ ouw recountments xDD had UwU most kindwy x3 bath'd, 
UwU As how I came OwO into UwU that desewt place- 
UwU In brief, ^.^ he wed me ^-^ to OwO the gentwe Duke, 
OwO Who >_> gave me ^.^ fwesh awway ÚwÚ and >_> entewtainment, 
>_> Committing me x3 unto my >_< bwothew's :33 wuv; 
OwO Who wed me OwO instantwy x3 unto his ^-^ cave, 
Thewe :3 stwipp'd himself, ÚwÚ and here x3 upon his arm 
The ÚwÚ wionyess xDD had ^-^ town >w< some ^.^ fwesh ^w^ away, 
^w^ Which >w< aww :3 this >_< whiwe xDD had x3 bwed; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow ^.^ he ÚwÚ fainted, 
And cwied, in fainting, x3 upon ^-^ Wosawind. 
Brief, I UwU wecuvw'd ^w^ him, bound OwO up his :33 wound, 
And, aftew >w< some small ^-^ space, being >w< stwong at xDD heawt, 
ÚwÚ He x3 sent me hithew, ^w^ stwangew as I OwO am, 
ÚwÚ To tell :3 this xDD stowy, UwU that you UwU might ;;w;; excuse 
His ^w^ bwoken ;;w;; pwomise, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^w^ give :3 this nyapkin, 
UwU Dy'd in his blood, x3 unto OwO the shephewd xDD youth 
:33 That ^.^ he in uWu spowt doth caww his ^-^ Wosawind. 
[ROSALIND >_< swoons] 
CELIA. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, ^w^ Ganymede! ^w^ sweet ^w^ Ganymede! 
OLIVER. >_> Many uWu wiww :33 swoon when uWu they ^-^ do ÚwÚ wook uWu on bwood. 
CELIA. Thewe :3 is ^-^ mowe in it. Cousin ^w^ Ganymede! 
OLIVER. Look, ^.^ he recovers. 
ROSALIND. I would I ;;w;; wewe at UwU home. 
CELIA. >w< We'ww ;;w;; wead you thithew. 
I pray you, uWu wiww you UwU take him uWu by OwO the >_> awm? 
OLIVER. Be >_> of good cheew, uWu youth. You :3 a ^w^ man! 
You wack :3 a ÚwÚ man's ÚwÚ heawt. 
ROSALIND. I ^-^ do so, I x3 confess it. xDD Ah, ÚwÚ siwwah, :3 a ÚwÚ body would ÚwÚ think 
:3 this ÚwÚ was ;;w;; weww >w< countewfeited. I pray you tell >_> youw bwothew how 
;;w;; weww I >w< countewfeited. Heigh-ho! 
OLIVER. :3 This ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ countewfeit; there :3 is xDD too gweat OwO testimony in 
>_> youw complexion UwU that ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 a passion >_> of earnest. 
ROSALIND. :3 Countewfeit, I assuwe you. 
OLIVER. ^.^ Weww then, UwU take :3 a good OwO heawt ÚwÚ and >w< countewfeit ^-^ to >w< be :3 a xDD man. 
ROSALIND. ^w^ So I do; ;;w;; but, >w< i' :33 faith, I shouwd ^.^ have >_< been :3 a ^-^ woman uWu by 
>_> wight. 
CELIA. ^w^ Come, you ÚwÚ wook paler ÚwÚ and uWu pawew; pray you dwaw ^.^ homewawds. 
Good ;;w;; siw, >w< go with ÚwÚ us. 
OLIVER. :33 That uWu wiww OwO I, uWu fow I >w< must bear ÚwÚ answew xDD back 
OwO How you ;;w;; excuse my :33 bwothew, ^-^ Wosawind. 
ROSALIND. I uWu shaww devise UwU something; ;;w;; but, I pray you, ÚwÚ commend my 
xDD countewfeiting ^-^ to >_> him. uWu Wiww you go? >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
The fowest 

x3 Entew TOUCHSTONE ÚwÚ and ^-^ AUDWEY 

;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. We uWu shaww find :3 a UwU time, uWu Audwey; >_> patience, gentwe Audrey. 
OwO AUDWEY. OwO Faith, OwO the pwiest ÚwÚ was good enyough, uWu fow >w< aww OwO the ^.^ owd 
gentweman's UwU saying. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. OwO A UwU most ;;w;; wicked Sir xDD Owivew, ^.^ Audwey, :3 a UwU most :3 viwe ;;w;; Mawtext. 
But, ^.^ Audwey, there :3 is :3 a xDD youth here in OwO the fowest lays OwO cwaim ^-^ to 
you. 
OwO AUDWEY. >w< Ay, I xDD knyow ^-^ who 'tis; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath nyo ;;w;; intewest in me in OwO the 
;;w;; wowwd; here comes OwO the man you mean. 

x3 Entew WIWWIAM 

;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. ^w^ It :3 is meat ÚwÚ and dwink ^-^ to me ^-^ to UwU see :3 a ^w^ cwown. By my ^w^ twoth, 
^-^ we UwU that ^.^ have good xDD wits ^.^ have >w< much ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew :3 fow: ^-^ we uWu shaww >w< be 
flouting; ^-^ we cannyot howd. 
UwU WIWWIAM. Good xDD ev'n, Audrey. 
OwO AUDWEY. :3 God ye good xDD ev'n, ÚwÚ Wiwwiam. 
UwU WIWWIAM. And good :3 ev'n ^-^ to you, sir. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Good xDD ev'n, gentwe >w< fwiend. ;;w;; Cuvw >w< thy uWu head, cuvw >w< thy 
ÚwÚ head; xDD nyay, ÚwÚ pwithee >w< be cuvw'd. OwO How ^.^ owd awe you, fwiend? 
UwU WIWWIAM. ^.^ Five ÚwÚ and :33 twenty, sir. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. OwO A wipe age. ^-^ Is >w< thy name UwU Wiwwiam? 
UwU WIWWIAM. ÚwÚ Wiwwiam, sir. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. OwO A fair >w< nyame. ^w^ Wast :3 bown >w< i' th' fowest hewe? 
UwU WIWWIAM. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, I :3 thank God. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. 'Thank OwO God.' OwO A good >w< answew. 
Awt rich? 
UwU WIWWIAM. OwO Faith, ;;w;; siw, OwO so ÚwÚ so. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. x3 'So uWu so' :3 is uWu good, vewy uWu good, vewy excellent >w< good; ÚwÚ and 
ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it :3 is not; ^.^ it :3 is uWu but OwO so ÚwÚ so. Awt :3 thou wise? 
UwU WIWWIAM. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, I ^.^ have :3 a pwetty wit. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou xDD say'st :33 weww. I ^-^ do :3 nyow wemembew :3 a saying: xDD 'The 
OwO foow doth ÚwÚ think ^.^ he :3 is ÚwÚ wise, uWu but OwO the xDD wise man knows ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to >w< be 
:3 a ^-^ foow.' The ^-^ heathen xDD phiwosophew, when ^.^ he xDD had :3 a desiwe ^-^ to xDD eat :3 a 
grape, would open his lips when ^.^ he >w< put ^.^ it OwO into his ^-^ mouth; meaning 
^.^ theweby UwU that grapes ;;w;; wewe :3 made ^-^ to xDD eat ÚwÚ and lips ^-^ to xDD open. You ^-^ do 
love :3 this ^-^ maid? 
UwU WIWWIAM. I uWu do, sir. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. >w< Give me >_> youw hand. Awt :3 thou ;;w;; weawnyed? 
UwU WIWWIAM. No, sir. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. ;;w;; Then learn :3 this >_> of :3 me: ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 is ^-^ to ^.^ have; uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is :3 a 
figuwe in ^w^ whetowic UwU that x3 dwink, being UwU pouw'd >_< out >_> of ^w^ cup OwO into :3 a 
glass, uWu by ^w^ fiwwing OwO the ^-^ onye doth uWu empty OwO the other; uWu fow >w< aww >_> youw 
^-^ wwitews ^-^ do consent UwU that ipse :3 is xDD he; nyow, you awe ^.^ nyot ^w^ ipse, uWu fow I 
x3 am ^w^ he. 
UwU WIWWIAM. ^w^ Which >_< he, sir? 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. >_< He, ;;w;; siw, UwU that >w< must ÚwÚ mawwy :3 this OwO woman. :33 Thewefowe, you 
UwU cwown, >_> abandon- ;;w;; which :3 is in OwO the UwU vuwgaw OwO weave- OwO the ^w^ society- ;;w;; which 
in OwO the boowish :3 is ^-^ company- >_> of :3 this femawe- ;;w;; which in OwO the ^w^ common :3 is 
xDD woman- ;;w;; which >_> togethew UwU is: >_> abandon OwO the ^w^ society >_> of :3 this ^-^ femawe; ;;w;; ow, 
UwU cwown, :3 thou perishest; ;;w;; ow, ^-^ to >w< thy better undewstanding, uWu diest; 
;;w;; ow, ^-^ to wit, I :33 kiww ^.^ thee, ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee ^w^ away, :3 twanswate >w< thy life OwO into 
>_< death, >w< thy ;;w;; wibewty OwO into bondage. I uWu wiww ^-^ deaw in :3 poison with ^.^ thee, 
^w^ ow in bastinado, ^w^ ow in steel; I uWu wiww :33 bandy with ÚwÚ thee in ^w^ faction; 
uWu wiww ÚwÚ o'ew-wun ÚwÚ thee with >_> powicy; I uWu wiww :33 kiww ÚwÚ thee :3 a ^-^ hundwed ÚwÚ and 
^w^ fifty ways; OwO thewefowe ^.^ twembwe ÚwÚ and depart. 
OwO AUDWEY. uWu Do, good ÚwÚ Wiwwiam. 
UwU WIWWIAM. :3 God west you uWu mewwy, sir. Exit 

x3 Entew CORIN 

CORIN. Our ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ and ^w^ mistwess UwU seeks OwO you; come ^w^ away, >_> away. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. x3 Twip, ^.^ Audwey, :33 twip, Audrey. I x3 attend, I >_> attend. 
>_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
The fowest 

x3 Entew ORLANDO ÚwÚ and ;;w;; OWIVEW 

^-^ OWWANDO. :3 Is't possibwe UwU that uWu on OwO so wittwe >_> acquaintance you shouwd 
>_< wike uWu hew? UwU that uWu but >_< seeing you shouwd love uWu hew? ÚwÚ and :33 woving woo? 
:3 and, wooing, ^.^ she shouwd >w< gwant? ÚwÚ and uWu wiww you ;;w;; pewsevew ^-^ to enjoy 
uWu hew? 
OLIVER. ÚwÚ Nyeithew caww OwO the giddiness >_> of ^.^ it in ^.^ question, OwO the poverty 
>_> of UwU hew, OwO the small OwO acquaintance, my ^w^ sudden wooing, :3 nyow xDD hew ^w^ sudden 
consenting; uWu but uWu say with uWu me, I love :3 Awienya; uWu say with xDD hew UwU that ^.^ she 
loves me; consent with uWu both UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ may enjoy OwO each other. ^w^ It 
uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ to >_> youw >w< good; uWu fow my >_< fathew's house ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the OwO wevenyue 
UwU that ÚwÚ was ^.^ owd Sir Wowwand's uWu wiww I ^-^ estate x3 upon you, ÚwÚ and here live 
ÚwÚ and die :3 a uWu shephewd. 
^-^ OWWANDO. You ^.^ have my consent. >_> Wet >_> youw >w< wedding >w< be >w< to-mowwow. 
Thithew uWu wiww I ^w^ invite OwO the UwU Duke ÚwÚ and all's OwO contented ÚwÚ fowwowews. uWu Go 
you ÚwÚ and :33 pwepawe :3 Awienya; for, ÚwÚ wook you, here comes my ^-^ Wosawind. 

x3 Entew OwO WOSAWIND 

ROSALIND. :3 God :33 save you, brother. 
OLIVER. And you, fair sistew. Exit 
ROSALIND. :33 O, my dear >_< Owwando, how ^.^ it ÚwÚ gwieves me ^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ thee wear 
>w< thy OwO heawt in :3 a >w< scawf! 
^-^ OWWANDO. ^w^ It :3 is my arm. 
ROSALIND. I ^w^ thought >w< thy OwO heawt xDD had >_< been >_< wounded with OwO the cwaws >_> of :3 a 
wion. 
^-^ OWWANDO. :33 Wounded ^.^ it ;;w;; is, uWu but with OwO the eyes >_> of :3 a >_< wady. 
ROSALIND. OwO Did >_> youw bwothew tell you how I counterfeited ^-^ to :33 swoon 
when ^.^ he show'd me >_> youw ^-^ handkewchew? 
^-^ OWWANDO. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and gweatew wonders than ;;w;; that. 
ROSALIND. :33 O, I xDD knyow xDD whewe you >_> awe. ;;w;; Nyay, 'tis true. Thewe ÚwÚ was never 
^-^ any xDD thing OwO so ^w^ sudden uWu but OwO the fight >_> of two uWu wams ÚwÚ and Caesar's 
thwasonyicaw brag >_> of OwO 'I >w< came, ;;w;; saw, ÚwÚ and >_> uvwcame.' >_< Fow >_> youw bwothew 
ÚwÚ and my ^-^ sistew nyo sooner met uWu but uWu they >w< wook'd; nyo sooner ^.^ wook'd uWu but 
uWu they lov'd; nyo sooner :33 wov'd uWu but uWu they ^w^ sigh'd; nyo sooner sigh'd uWu but 
uWu they ÚwÚ ask'd ^-^ onye another OwO the ^.^ weason; nyo sooner knew OwO the reason uWu but 
uWu they ÚwÚ sought OwO the :33 wemedy- ÚwÚ and in ^.^ these degrees ^.^ have uWu they :3 made paiw 
>_> of ;;w;; staiws ^-^ to mawwiage, ;;w;; which uWu they uWu wiww climb x3 incontinyent, ^w^ ow ewse 
>w< be incontinyent before marriage. ^.^ They awe in OwO the vewy ^w^ wwath >_> of 
love, ÚwÚ and uWu they uWu wiww >w< togethew. :33 Cwubs cannyot part ^.^ them. 
^-^ OWWANDO. ^.^ They uWu shaww >w< be married to-morrow; ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ;;w;; bid OwO the UwU Duke 
^-^ to OwO the nuptial. But, :33 O, how :33 bittew :3 a xDD thing ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook OwO into 
>w< happinyess OwO thwough another ÚwÚ man's >_> eyes! By OwO so >w< much OwO the ^-^ mowe uWu shaww I 
to-morrow >w< be at OwO the >_< height >_> of UwU heawt-heavinyess, uWu by how >w< much I 
uWu shaww ÚwÚ think my bwothew x3 happy in having what ^.^ he :3 wishes OwO fow. 
ROSALIND. ÚwÚ Why, then, to-morrow I cannyot sewve >_> youw xDD tuwn uWu fow 
UwU Wosawind? 
^-^ OWWANDO. I can live nyo ÚwÚ wongew uWu by :3 thinking. 
ROSALIND. I uWu wiww x3 weawy you, then, nyo ÚwÚ wongew with :33 idwe UwU tawking. xDD Knyow 
>_> of me x3 then- uWu fow :3 nyow I speak ^-^ to >w< some puwpose- UwU that I xDD knyow you awe 
:3 a ^-^ gentweman >_> of good :3 conceit. I speak ^.^ nyot :3 this UwU that you shouwd 
bear :3 a good >_< opinyion >_> of my ^.^ knyowwedge, ^w^ insomuch I uWu say I xDD knyow you 
;;w;; awe; neither ^-^ do I >_< wabouw uWu fow :3 a gweatew >_< esteem than ^-^ may in >w< some 
wittwe measuwe dwaw :3 a bewief ^-^ fwom you, ^-^ to ^-^ do yourself uWu good, ÚwÚ and 
^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO gwace >_> me. >_< Bewieve then, ^-^ if you please, UwU that I can ^-^ do 
ÚwÚ stwange ;;w;; things. I x3 have, >_< since I ÚwÚ was three yeaw >_> owd, >_< convews'd 
with :3 a ^-^ magician, UwU most :3 pwofound in his art ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot ;;w;; damnyabwe. 
>w< If you ^-^ do love Rosalind OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the OwO heawt as >_> youw xDD gestuwe x3 cwies 
^.^ it out, when >_> youw bwothew :3 mawwies ^.^ Awienya uWu shaww you ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. I 
xDD knyow OwO into what stwaits >_> of >_> fowtunye ^.^ she :3 is dwiven; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot 
impossibwe ^-^ to uWu me, ^-^ if ^.^ it :3 appeaw ^.^ nyot :3 inconvenyient ^-^ to you, ^-^ to xDD set 
xDD hew before >_> youw eyes to-morrow, human as ^.^ she ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and ^-^ without ^-^ any 
>_> dangew. 
^-^ OWWANDO. Speak'st :3 thou in :33 sobew meanyings? 
ROSALIND. By my xDD wife, I do; ;;w;; which I >w< tendew dearly, >w< though I uWu say I 
x3 am :3 a magician. OwO Thewefowe >w< put you in >_> youw :33 best awway, ;;w;; bid >_> youw 
fwiends; uWu fow ^-^ if you uWu wiww >w< be married to-morrow, you shall; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to 
Rosalind, ^-^ if you uWu wiww. 

x3 Entew SILVIUS ÚwÚ and UwU PHEBE 

Look, here comes :3 a >_> wuvw >_> of ÚwÚ minye, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> wuvw >_> of hers. 
PHEBE. x3 Youth, you ^.^ have x3 donye me >w< much ungentleness 
ÚwÚ To show OwO the letter UwU that I :3 wwit ^-^ to you. 
ROSALIND. I cawe ^.^ nyot ^-^ if I have. ^w^ It :3 is my study 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ seem ^.^ despitefuw ÚwÚ and ungentwe ^-^ to you. 
You awe there follow'd uWu by :3 a xDD faithfuw shepherd; 
Wook x3 upon ^w^ him, love him; ^.^ he :3 wowships you. 
PHEBE. Good >w< shephewd, tell :3 this xDD youth what 'tis ^-^ to wuv. 
^.^ SIWVIUS. ^w^ It :3 is ^-^ to >w< be >w< aww :3 made >_> of sighs ÚwÚ and teaws; 
And OwO so x3 am I uWu fow Phebe. 
PHEBE. And I uWu fow >w< Ganymede. 
^-^ OWWANDO. And I uWu fow ^-^ Wosawind. 
ROSALIND. And I uWu fow nyo OwO woman. 
^.^ SIWVIUS. ^w^ It :3 is ^-^ to >w< be >w< aww :3 made >_> of :3 faith ÚwÚ and ^-^ sewvice; 
And OwO so x3 am I uWu fow Phebe. 
PHEBE. And I uWu fow >w< Ganymede. 
^-^ OWWANDO. And I uWu fow ^-^ Wosawind. 
ROSALIND. And I uWu fow nyo OwO woman. 
^.^ SIWVIUS. ^w^ It :3 is ^-^ to >w< be >w< aww :3 made >_> of fantasy, 
^-^ Aww :3 made >_> of :3 passion, ÚwÚ and >w< aww :3 made >_> of ;;w;; wishes; 
^-^ Aww adowation, duty, ÚwÚ and x3 obsewvance, 
^-^ Aww humbwenyess, >w< aww >_> patience, ÚwÚ and :33 impatience, 
^-^ Aww purity, >w< aww trial, >w< aww uWu obedience; 
And OwO so x3 am I uWu fow Phebe. 
PHEBE. And OwO so x3 am I uWu fow >w< Ganymede. 
^-^ OWWANDO. And OwO so x3 am I uWu fow ^-^ Wosawind. 
ROSALIND. And OwO so x3 am I uWu fow nyo OwO woman. 
PHEBE. >w< If :3 this >w< be so, x3 why blame you me ^-^ to love you? 
^.^ SIWVIUS. >w< If :3 this >w< be so, x3 why blame you me ^-^ to love you? 
^-^ OWWANDO. >w< If :3 this >w< be so, x3 why blame you me ^-^ to love you? 
ROSALIND. UwU Why ^-^ do you speak UwU too, ;;w;; 'Why blame you me ^-^ to love ^-^ you?' 
^-^ OWWANDO. ÚwÚ To xDD hew UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot ;;w;; hewe, :3 nyow doth ^.^ nyot heaw. 
ROSALIND. ;;w;; Pway you, nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of ^.^ this; 'tis >_< wike OwO the howwing >_> of Iwish 
wolves x3 against OwO the ÚwÚ moon. uWu [To >_> SIWVIUS] I uWu wiww ^w^ hewp you ^-^ if I ^.^ can. 
uWu [To ;;w;; PHEBE] I would love you ^-^ if I couwd.- >w< To-mowwow ^.^ meet me >w< aww 
>w< togethew. OwO [ ÚwÚ To UwU PHEBE ] I uWu wiww ÚwÚ mawwy you ^-^ if >w< evew I ÚwÚ mawwy woman, 
ÚwÚ and I'll >w< be married >w< to-mowwow. uWu [To >_> OWWANDO] I uWu wiww xDD satisfy you ^-^ if 
>w< evew I ;;w;; satisfied man, ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww >w< be married >w< to-mowwow. uWu [To 
Silvius] I uWu wiww ^.^ content you ^-^ if what pweases you uWu contents you, ÚwÚ and 
you uWu shaww >w< be married >w< to-mowwow. uWu [To >_> OWWANDO] UwU As you love 
Rosalind, ÚwÚ meet. uWu [To >_> SIWVIUS] UwU As you love ^w^ Phebe, xDD meet;- ÚwÚ and as I 
love nyo woman, I'll ÚwÚ meet. UwU So, fare you ;;w;; weww; I ^.^ have weft you 
>_< commands. 
^.^ SIWVIUS. I'll ^.^ nyot :33 faiw, ^-^ if I wive. 
PHEBE. Nyow :3 I. 
^-^ OWWANDO. Nyow :3 I. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
The fowest 

x3 Entew TOUCHSTONE ÚwÚ and ^-^ AUDWEY 

;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. >w< To-mowwow :3 is OwO the >_< joyfuw day, ;;w;; Audwe'y; to-morrow uWu wiww ^-^ we 
>w< be :3 mawwied. 
OwO AUDWEY. I ^-^ do desiwe ^.^ it with >w< aww my >_> heawt; ÚwÚ and I >w< hope ^.^ it :3 is nyo 
>_< dishonyest desiwe ^-^ to desiwe ^-^ to >w< be :3 a ^-^ woman >_> of OwO the world. ;;w;; Hewe come 
two >_> of OwO the banish'd >w< Duke's pages. 

x3 Entew two UwU PAGES 

OwO FIWST UwU PAGE. ^.^ Weww met, >w< honyest gentleman. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. By my ^w^ twoth, ;;w;; weww :33 met. Come >_> sit, >_> sit, ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU song. 
x3 SECOND UwU PAGE. We awe uWu fow OwO you; ^-^ sit >w< i' th' >_< middwe. 
OwO FIWST UwU PAGE. :33 Shaww ^-^ we cwap into't ^.^ woundwy, ^-^ without ^.^ hawking, ^w^ ow 
^.^ spitting, ^w^ ow ^.^ saying ^-^ we awe uWu hoawse, ;;w;; which awe OwO the only prologues 
^-^ to :3 a OwO bad voice? 
x3 SECOND UwU PAGE. uWu I'faith, UwU i'faith; ÚwÚ and uWu both in :3 a tunye, >_< wike two :3 gipsies 
uWu on :3 a ÚwÚ howse. 

>w< SONG. 
^w^ It ÚwÚ was :3 a >_> wuvw ÚwÚ and his x3 wass, 
x3 With :3 a xDD hey, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ ho, ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 hey ^-^ nyonyinyo, 
:33 That o'ew OwO the green :3 cown-fiewd >_> did xDD pass 
UwU In OwO the spwing UwU time, OwO the only pwetty ring UwU time, 
When :33 biwds ^-^ do sing, x3 hey uWu ding :3 a ding, ^-^ ding. 
^.^ Sweet lovers love OwO the spring. 

>w< Between OwO the ^w^ acwes >_> of OwO the ^-^ wye, 
x3 With :3 a xDD hey, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ ho, ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 hey ^-^ nyonyinyo, 
^.^ These pwetty ;;w;; countwy xDD fowks would >_< wie, 
UwU In OwO the spwing UwU time, &c. 

:3 This carol uWu they >_< began UwU that xDD houw, 
x3 With :3 a xDD hey, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ ho, ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 hey ^-^ nyonyinyo, 
OwO How UwU that :3 a life ÚwÚ was uWu but :3 a ^w^ fwowew, 
UwU In OwO the spwing UwU time, &c. 

And OwO thewefowe UwU take OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent UwU time, 
x3 With :3 a xDD hey, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ ho, ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 hey ^-^ nyonyinyo, 
>_< Fow love :3 is crowned with OwO the ;;w;; pwime, 
UwU In OwO the spwing UwU time, &c. 

;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. Twuwy, x3 young gentlemen, >w< though there ÚwÚ was nyo gweat 
matter in OwO the OwO ditty, ÚwÚ yet OwO the ^-^ nyote ÚwÚ was vewy xDD untunyeabwe. 
OwO FIWST UwU PAGE. uWu YOU awe uWu deceiv'd, siw; ^-^ we ^-^ kept UwU time, ^-^ we lost ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw 
xDD time. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. By my ^w^ twoth, ÚwÚ yes; I ;;w;; count ^.^ it uWu but UwU time lost ^-^ to hear such 
:3 a foowish UwU song. :3 God ^-^ buy OwO you; ÚwÚ and :3 God OwO mend >_> youw x3 voices. ^w^ Come, 
Audrey. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
The fowest 

x3 Entew DUKE ^-^ SENyIOW, AMIENS, ^w^ JAQUES, :3 OWWANDO, ^-^ OWIVEW, ÚwÚ and CEWIA 

DUKE SENIOR. Dost :3 thou >w< bewieve, >_< Owwando, UwU that OwO the :3 boy 
^w^ Can ^-^ do >w< aww :3 this UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath pwomised? 
^-^ OWWANDO. I ^.^ sometimes ^-^ do believe ÚwÚ and ^.^ sometimes ^-^ do nyot: 
UwU As x3 those UwU that ;;w;; feaw uWu they hope, ÚwÚ and xDD knyow uWu they fear. 

x3 Entew UwU WOSAWIND, >_> SIWVIUS, ÚwÚ and UwU PHEBE 

ROSALIND. uWu Patience UwU once :3 mowe, whiwes ^-^ ouw xDD compact :3 is :33 uwg'd: 
You ÚwÚ say, ^-^ if I bwing in >_> youw Rosalind, 
You uWu wiww bestow xDD hew uWu on Orlando hewe? 
DUKE SENIOR. :33 That would OwO I, xDD had I xDD kingdoms ^-^ to ^w^ give with :3 hew. 
ROSALIND. And you uWu say you uWu wiww ^.^ have xDD hew when I bwing uWu hew? 
^-^ OWWANDO. :33 That would OwO I, ;;w;; wewe I >_> of >w< aww xDD kingdoms xDD king. 
ROSALIND. You uWu say ^w^ you'ww ÚwÚ mawwy uWu me, ^-^ if I >w< be wiwwing? 
PHEBE. :33 That uWu wiww OwO I, shouwd I die OwO the hour >w< aftew. 
ROSALIND. But ^-^ if you ^-^ do ^w^ wefuse ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy uWu me, 
You'll ^w^ give yourself ^-^ to :3 this UwU most xDD faithfuw ^-^ shephewd? 
PHEBE. ^w^ So :3 is OwO the ;;w;; bawgain. 
ROSALIND. You uWu say UwU that ^w^ you'ww ^.^ have ^w^ Phebe, ^-^ if ^.^ she x3 wiww? 
^.^ SIWVIUS. ^-^ Though ^-^ to ^.^ have xDD hew ÚwÚ and death ;;w;; wewe uWu both ^-^ onye >_> thing. 
ROSALIND. I ^.^ have OwO pwomis'd ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< aww :3 this matter even. 
Keep you >_> youw ;;w;; wowd, :3 O Duke, ^-^ to ^w^ give >_> youw ^-^ daughtew; 
You xDD youws, >_< Owwando, ^-^ to weceive his ^-^ daughtew; 
Keep >_> youw ;;w;; wowd, ^w^ Phebe, UwU that ^w^ you'ww ÚwÚ mawwy uWu me, 
Ow ewse, wefusing uWu me, ^-^ to wed :3 this shepherd; 
Keep >_> youw ;;w;; wowd, ;;w;; Siwvius, UwU that ^w^ you'ww ÚwÚ mawwy xDD hew 
>w< If ^.^ she ^w^ wefuse me; ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom x3 hence I ÚwÚ go, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make ^.^ these :33 doubts >w< aww even. 
>_< Exeunt OwO WOSAWIND ÚwÚ and CEWIA 
DUKE SENIOR. I ^-^ do wemembew in :3 this shephewd :3 boy 
uWu Some lively UwU touches >_> of my :33 daughtew's OwO favouw. 
^-^ OWWANDO. UwU My lord, OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU time UwU that I >w< evew ^-^ saw him 
uWu Methought ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :3 a bwothew ^-^ to >_> youw daughter. 
But, my good lord, :3 this :3 boy :3 is forest-born, 
And ;;w;; hath >_< been tutor'd in OwO the rudiments 
x3 Of many desperate studies uWu by his uncwe, 
x3 Whom ^.^ he reports ^-^ to >w< be :3 a gweat ^-^ magician, 
Obscured in OwO the ciwcwe >_> of :3 this >_< fowest. 

x3 Entew TOUCHSTONE ÚwÚ and ^-^ AUDWEY 

:3 JAQUES. Thewe ;;w;; is, ;;w;; suwe, another flood toward, ÚwÚ and ^.^ these couples awe 
UwU coming ^-^ to OwO the :3 awk. ;;w;; Hewe comes :3 a paiw >_> of vewy ÚwÚ stwange ^.^ beasts ;;w;; which 
in >w< aww ^.^ tongues awe xDD caww'd fools. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. ÚwÚ Sawutation ÚwÚ and greeting ^-^ to you all! 
:3 JAQUES. Good my lord, ;;w;; bid him welcome. :3 This :3 is OwO the motley-minded 
^-^ gentweman UwU that I ^.^ have OwO so >_< often met in OwO the >_< fowest. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >_< been :3 a 
:33 couwtiew, ^.^ he uWu sweaws. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. >w< If ^-^ any man x3 doubt UwU that, let him >w< put me ^-^ to my xDD puwgation. 
I ^.^ have >w< twod :3 a measuwe; I ^.^ have fwatt'wed :3 a lady; I ^.^ have >_< been 
^.^ powitic with my OwO fwiend, ÚwÚ smooth with >_< minye enemy; I ^.^ have undonye 
three taiwows; I ^.^ have xDD had ;;w;; fouw :33 quawwews, ÚwÚ and >_< wike ^-^ to ^.^ have xDD fought 
^w^ onye. 
:3 JAQUES. And how ÚwÚ was UwU that ta'en ^.^ up? 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. OwO Faith, ^-^ we met, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; found OwO the >_< quawwew ÚwÚ was x3 upon OwO the 
^-^ seventh ^.^ cause. 
:3 JAQUES. OwO How ^-^ seventh cause? Good my lord, >_< wike :3 this fewwow. 
DUKE SENIOR. I >_< wike him vewy :33 weww. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. :3 God ;;w;; 'iwd you, siw; I desiwe you >_> of OwO the like. I press in 
;;w;; hewe, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ amongst OwO the west >_> of OwO the ;;w;; countwy copulatives, ^-^ to uWu sweaw 
ÚwÚ and ^-^ to uWu fowsweaw, >w< accowding as mawwiage OwO binds ÚwÚ and UwU bwood bweaks. OwO A 
UwU poow UwU viwgin, ;;w;; siw, OwO an uWu iww-favouw'd :33 thing, ;;w;; siw, uWu but >_< minye own; :3 a 
UwU poow humouw >_> of ÚwÚ minye, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to UwU take UwU that UwU that man ewse uWu wiww. UwU Wich 
xDD honyesty dwells >_< wike :3 a ^-^ misew, ;;w;; siw, in :3 a UwU poow >_< house; as >_> youw ;;w;; peaww 
in >_> youw ;;w;; fouw ^-^ oystew. 
DUKE SENIOR. By my :33 faith, ^.^ he :3 is vewy swift ÚwÚ and sententious. 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. >_> Accowding ^-^ to OwO the foow's bowt, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and such >w< duwcet 
xDD diseases. 
:3 JAQUES. But, uWu fow OwO the ^-^ seventh UwU cause: how >_> did you find OwO the >_< quawwew uWu on 
OwO the ^-^ seventh cause? 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. :3 Upon :3 a lie :3 seven xDD times :33 wemuvd- bear >_> youw ÚwÚ body ^-^ mowe 
>_> seeming, Audrey- as thus, sir. I >_> did :33 diswike OwO the ÚwÚ cut >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ cewtain 
courtier's ^w^ beawd; ^.^ he x3 sent me ;;w;; wowd, ^-^ if I ^w^ said his beard ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot 
ÚwÚ cut well, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was in OwO the :33 mind ^.^ it ÚwÚ was. :3 This :3 is xDD caww'd OwO the Wetowt 
^-^ Couwteous. >w< If I x3 sent him >_> wowd UwU again ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww cut, ^.^ he would 
^-^ send me >_> wowd ^.^ he ÚwÚ cut ^.^ it ^-^ to >w< pwease :3 himsewf. :3 This :3 is xDD caww'd OwO the Quip 
Modest. >w< If UwU again ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww cut, ^.^ he disabwed my UwU judgment. 
:3 This :3 is xDD caww'd OwO the ^w^ Wepwy ÚwÚ Chuwwish. >w< If UwU again ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww cut, 
^.^ he would ÚwÚ answew I ^-^ spake ^.^ nyot true. :3 This :3 is xDD caww'd OwO the Wepwoof 
^-^ Vawiant. >w< If UwU again ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww cut, ^.^ he would uWu say I ^-^ wie. :3 This 
:3 is xDD caww'd OwO the Countercheck uWu Quawwewsome. And OwO so ^-^ to OwO the Wie 
Ciwcumstantiaw ÚwÚ and OwO the Wie Diwect. 
:3 JAQUES. And how ^w^ oft >_> did you uWu say his beard ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww cut? 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. I durst >w< go nyo further than OwO the Wie >_> Ciwcumstantiaw, :3 nyow 
^.^ he durst ^.^ nyot ^w^ give me OwO the Wie Direct; ÚwÚ and OwO so ^-^ we :33 measuw'd >_> swowds 
ÚwÚ and pawted. 
:3 JAQUES. ^w^ Can you >_> nyominyate in owdew :3 nyow OwO the degrees >_> of OwO the wie? 
;;w;; TOUCHSTONyE. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ we >_< quawwew in x3 pwint uWu by OwO the book, as you ^.^ have 
:33 books uWu fow good OwO mannyews. I uWu wiww name you OwO the degrees. The :33 fiwst, 
OwO the Wetowt Courteous; OwO the ^-^ second, OwO the Quip :33 Modest; OwO the third, OwO the 
^w^ Wepwy Churlish; OwO the fouwth, OwO the Wepwoof Valiant; OwO the uWu fifth, OwO the 
Countercheck ÚwÚ Quawwewsome; OwO the :3 sixth, OwO the Wie with Circumstance; 
OwO the seventh, OwO the Wie Diwect. ^-^ Aww ^.^ these you ^-^ may UwU avoid uWu but OwO the Wie 
Direct; ÚwÚ and you ^-^ may UwU avoid UwU that xDD too with OwO an :3 If. I knew when :3 seven 
x3 justices :33 couwd ^.^ nyot UwU take OwO up :3 a >_< quawwew; uWu but when OwO the ^-^ pawties ;;w;; wewe 
met themsewves, ^-^ onye >_> of them ^w^ thought uWu but >_> of OwO an ^.^ If, as: OwO 'If you 
^w^ said so, then I ^w^ said uWu so.' And uWu they shook x3 hands, ÚwÚ and :33 swowe 
OwO bwothews. Your >w< If :3 is OwO the only peace-makew; >w< much :3 viwtue in :3 If. 
:3 JAQUES. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this :3 a x3 wawe fewwow, my UwU wowd? 
>w< He's as good at ^-^ any :33 thing, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet :3 a >_> foow. 
DUKE SENIOR. ÚwÚ He :3 uses his ^.^ fowwy >_< wike :3 a ^w^ stawking-howse, ÚwÚ and uWu undew OwO the 
presentation >_> of UwU that ^.^ he :3 shoots his >_< wit: 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ HYMEN, UwU WOSAWIND, ÚwÚ and CELIA. OwO Stiww ^.^ MUSIC 

HYMEN. ;;w;; Then :3 is there uWu miwth in UwU heaven, 
When earthly >w< things :3 made x3 even 
uWu Atonye >w< togethew. 
Good Duke, weceive >w< thy ^-^ daughtew; 
^w^ Hymen ^-^ fwom >w< heaven ^w^ bwought UwU hew, 
xDD Yea, ^w^ bwought xDD hew hithew, 
:33 That :3 thou x3 mightst >_> join xDD hew hand with his, 
uWu Whose OwO heawt within his uWu bosom is. 
ROSALIND. uWu [To >w< DUKE] ÚwÚ To you I ^w^ give ÚwÚ mysewf, uWu fow I x3 am ^w^ youws. 
uWu [To >_> OWWANDO] ÚwÚ To you I ^w^ give ÚwÚ mysewf, uWu fow I x3 am ^w^ youws. 
DUKE SENIOR. >w< If there >w< be >w< twuth in ^-^ sight, you awe my daughter. 
^-^ OWWANDO. >w< If there >w< be >w< twuth in ^-^ sight, you awe my ^-^ Wosawind. 
PHEBE. >w< If OwO sight ÚwÚ and ^-^ shape >w< be true, 
UwU Why then, my love ;;w;; adieu! 
ROSALIND. I'll ^.^ have nyo fathew, ^-^ if you >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD he; 
I'll ^.^ have nyo xDD husband, ^-^ if you >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD he; 
Nyow :33 nye'ew wed woman, ^-^ if you >w< be ^.^ nyot she. 
HYMEN. Peace, UwU ho! I bar ÚwÚ confusion; 
^.^ 'Tis I >w< must ^-^ make >_> concwusion 
x3 Of ^.^ these UwU most ÚwÚ stwange :33 events. 
Here's eight UwU that >w< must UwU take ^.^ hands 
ÚwÚ To >_> join in >_> Hymen's x3 bands, 
>w< If >w< twuth howds OwO twue contents. 
You ÚwÚ and you nyo cross uWu shaww part; 
You ÚwÚ and you awe OwO heawt in >_> heawt; 
You ^-^ to his love >w< must accowd, 
Ow ^.^ have :3 a ^-^ woman ^-^ to >_> youw ^w^ wowd; 
You ÚwÚ and you awe ^w^ suwe togethew, 
UwU As OwO the winter ^-^ to ;;w;; fouw UwU weathew. 
ÚwÚ Whiwes :3 a wedwock-hymn ^-^ we sing, 
:33 Feed youwsewves with >w< questionying, 
:33 That reason wonder ^-^ may diminish, 
OwO How ;;w;; thus ^-^ we met, ÚwÚ and ^.^ these >w< things x3 finyish. 

SONG 
>_> Wedding :3 is gweat uWu Junyo's >_< cwown; 
:3 O bwessed bond >_> of board ÚwÚ and bed! 
^.^ 'Tis ^w^ Hymen peoples every UwU town; 
High wedlock then >w< be honoured. 
Honour, UwU high xDD honyouw, ÚwÚ and renown, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ Hymen, god >_> of every town! 

DUKE SENIOR. :3 O my dear niece, ^-^ wewcome :3 thou art ^-^ to UwU me! 
>_< Even >_> daughtew, ^-^ wewcome in nyo less degree. 
PHEBE. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD eat my ;;w;; wowd, :3 nyow :3 thou art mine; 
x3 Thy :3 faith my fancy ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee doth combinye. 

x3 Entew ^-^ JAQUES ^.^ de >_> BOYS 

^-^ JAQUES ^.^ de UwU BOYS. >_> Wet me ^.^ have ^-^ audience uWu fow :3 a >_> wowd ^w^ ow ^-^ two. 
I x3 am OwO the uWu second :3 son >_> of ^.^ owd Sir >w< Wowwand, 
:33 That bwing ^.^ these >_< tidings ^-^ to :3 this fair ;;w;; assembwy. 
UwU Duke ÚwÚ Fwedewick, hearing how UwU that every :3 day 
Men >_> of gweat wowth ^w^ wesowted ^-^ to :3 this UwU fowest, 
ÚwÚ Addwess'd :3 a :3 mighty powew; ;;w;; which ;;w;; wewe uWu on ^.^ foot, 
UwU In his >_> own ;;w;; conduct, purposely ^-^ to UwU take 
His bwothew ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and >w< put him ^-^ to OwO the swowd; 
And ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; skiwts >_> of :3 this wiwd >_> wood ^.^ he >w< came, 
Whewe, meeting with OwO an ^.^ owd ^-^ wewigious man, 
:33 Aftew >w< some xDD question with ^w^ him, ÚwÚ was OwO convewted 
Both ^-^ fwom his enterprise ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; 
His :3 cwown ÚwÚ bequeathing ^-^ to his banish'd :33 bwothew, 
And >w< aww theiw x3 wands ÚwÚ westow'd ^-^ to them UwU again 
:33 That ;;w;; wewe with him exiw'd. :3 This ^-^ to >w< be OwO twue 
I ^-^ do uWu engage my wife. 
DUKE SENIOR. Wewcome, x3 young xDD man. 
Thou offew'st ^w^ faiwwy ^-^ to >w< thy ÚwÚ bwothews' ^w^ wedding: 
ÚwÚ To one, his x3 wands withhewd; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO the xDD othew, 
OwO A ^.^ wand itsewf at large, :3 a potent >_> dukedom. 
First, in :3 this fowest let OwO us ^-^ do x3 those ends 
:33 That here ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; weww begun ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww :33 begot; 
And aftew, every >_> of :3 this x3 happy ^w^ nyumbew, 
:33 That ^.^ have enduw'd >_< shwewd >_< days ÚwÚ and nyights with >w< us, 
:33 Shaww share OwO the good >_> of ^-^ ouw wetuwnyed OwO fowtunye, 
>_> Accowding ^-^ to OwO the measuwe >_> of theiw OwO states. 
^w^ Meantime, ^-^ fowget :3 this new-fall'n dignity, 
And ^-^ faww OwO into ^-^ ouw wustic revelry. 
Play, x3 music; ÚwÚ and you UwU bwides ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwidegwooms aww, 
x3 With measuwe >w< heap'd in joy, ^-^ to th' measuwes OwO faww. 
:3 JAQUES. >_> Siw, uWu by >_> youw uWu patience. >w< If I heard you rightly, 
The UwU Duke ;;w;; hath >w< put uWu on :3 a ^-^ wewigious xDD wife, 
And ^-^ thwown OwO into ^.^ nyegwect OwO the UwU pompous couwt. 
^-^ JAQUES DE UwU BOYS. ÚwÚ He >_> hath. 
:3 JAQUES. ÚwÚ To him uWu wiww :3 I. Out >_> of ^.^ these uWu convewtites 
Thewe :3 is >w< much matter ^-^ to >w< be heard ÚwÚ and learn'd. 
uWu [To >w< DUKE] You ^-^ to >_> youw fowmew uWu honyouw I :33 bequeath; 
Your >_< patience ÚwÚ and >_> youw :3 viwtue ;;w;; weww ^-^ desewves it. 
uWu [To >_> OWWANDO] You ^-^ to :3 a love UwU that >_> youw OwO twue :3 faith doth merit; 
uWu [To :33 OWIVEW] You ^-^ to >_> youw wand, ÚwÚ and love, ÚwÚ and gweat awwies 
uWu [To >_> SIWVIUS] You ^-^ to :3 a wong ÚwÚ and :33 weww-desewved ^-^ bed; 
uWu [To TOUCHSTONE] And you ^-^ to >_< wwangwing; uWu fow >w< thy :33 woving UwU voyage 
^-^ Is uWu but uWu fow two ^.^ months victuall'd.- ^w^ So ^-^ to >_> youw ÚwÚ pweasuwes; 
I x3 am uWu fow uWu othew than uWu fow ^-^ dancing ;;w;; measuwes. 
DUKE SENIOR. >w< Stay, ^.^ Jaques, >_> stay. 
:3 JAQUES. ÚwÚ To UwU see nyo UwU pastime :3 I. What you would ^.^ have 
I'll stay ^-^ to xDD knyow at >_> youw OwO abandon'd UwU cave. Exit 
DUKE SENIOR. Pwoceed, :3 pwoceed. We uWu wiww begin ^.^ these ^w^ wites, 
UwU As ^-^ we ^-^ do xDD twust they'll end, in OwO twue delights. ;;w;; [A >w< dance] >_< Exeunt 

EPILOGUE 
OwO EPIWOGUE. 
ROSALIND. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the ^.^ fashion ^-^ to UwU see OwO the wady OwO the epilogue; uWu but 
^.^ it :3 is nyo ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ unhandsome than ^-^ to UwU see OwO the lord OwO the prologue. >w< If ^.^ it 
>w< be OwO twue UwU that good xDD winye ^.^ nyeeds nyo >_< bush, 'tis OwO twue UwU that :3 a good xDD pway 
^.^ nyeeds nyo epiwogue. >_> Yet ^-^ to good xDD winye uWu they ^-^ do ;;w;; use good bushes; ÚwÚ and 
good uWu pways ^w^ pwuv OwO the better uWu by OwO the ^w^ hewp >_> of good epiwogues. What :3 a 
UwU case x3 am I in then, UwU that x3 am neither :3 a good epiwogue, :3 nyow cannyot 
insinuate with you in OwO the behawf >_> of :3 a good uWu pway! I x3 am ^.^ nyot 
furnish'd >_< wike :3 a >_< beggaw; OwO thewefowe ^-^ to UwU beg uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ become >_> me. UwU My 
uWu way :3 is ^-^ to conjuwe OwO you; ÚwÚ and I'll begin with OwO the >w< women. I chawge 
you, :3 O :3 women, uWu fow OwO the love you bear ^-^ to ^-^ men, ^-^ to >_< wike as >w< much >_> of 
:3 this xDD pway as >w< pwease OwO you; ÚwÚ and I chawge you, :3 O ^-^ men, uWu fow OwO the love 
you bear ^-^ to :3 women- as I pewceive uWu by >_> youw :33 simp'wing UwU nyonye >_> of you 
OwO hates ^w^ them- UwU that :3 between you ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< women OwO the xDD pway ^-^ may pwease. 
>w< If I ;;w;; wewe :3 a woman, I would ÚwÚ kiss as many >_> of you as xDD had beawds UwU that 
pleas'd uWu me, compwexions UwU that x3 wik'd uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^w^ bweaths UwU that I ^.^ defied 
not; :3 and, I x3 am ;;w;; suwe, as many as ^.^ have good beawds, ^w^ ow good :3 faces, 
^w^ ow ^w^ sweet breaths, wiww, uWu fow my >w< kind >w< offew, when I ^-^ make cuwtsy, 
;;w;; bid me faweweww. 

OwO THE ^.^ END 





UwU 1593 

OwO THE ;;w;; COMEDY >_< OF ^w^ EWWOWS 

uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe 



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DRAMATIS ^.^ PEWSONyAE 

uWu SOWINyUS, UwU Duke >_> of UwU Ephesus 
OwO AEGEON, :3 a ^.^ mewchant >_> of >_> Sywacuse 

ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF UwU EPHESUS :33 twin bwothews ÚwÚ and >_< sons ^-^ to 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE Aegion ÚwÚ and :3 Aemewia 

;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF UwU EPHESUS :33 twin bwothews, ÚwÚ and attendants uWu on 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE OwO the two ^w^ Antiphowuses 

xDD BAWTHAZAW, :3 a ^.^ mewchant 
xDD ANGEWO, :3 a UwU gowdsmith 
OwO FIWST MEWCHANT, fwiend ^-^ to Antiphowus >_> of >_> Sywacuse 
x3 SECOND MEWCHANT, ^-^ to xDD whom x3 Angewo :3 is :3 a UwU debtow 
>_< PINCH, :3 a schoowmastew 

AEMILIA, UwU wife ^-^ to AEgeon; OwO an >_> abbess at UwU Ephesus 
xDD ADWIANyA, UwU wife ^-^ to Antiphowus >_> of UwU Ephesus 
UwU WUCIANyA, xDD hew ^-^ sistew 
uWu WUCE, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to Adriana 

OwO A COURTEZAN 

Gaoler, UwU Officews, x3 Attendants 





SCENyE: 
UwU Ephesus 


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DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS 
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OwO THE ;;w;; COMEDY >_< OF ^w^ EWWOWS 

^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE 1 

OwO A hall in OwO the x3 DUKE'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew OwO the DUKE >_< OF :33 EPHESUS, OwO AEGEON, OwO the Merchant 
>_> of Syracuse, :3 GAOWEW, :3 OFFICEWS, ÚwÚ and uWu othew ^-^ ATTENDANTS 

:33 AEGEON. Pwoceed, :3 Sowinyus, ^-^ to procure my fall, 
And uWu by OwO the :33 doom >_> of death ^-^ end ^.^ woes ÚwÚ and all. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Merchant >_> of Syracuse, >w< pwead nyo ^-^ mowe; 
I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^w^ pawtiaw ^-^ to UwU infwinge ^-^ ouw ;;w;; waws. 
The :33 enmity ÚwÚ and uWu discowd ;;w;; which >_> of ^.^ wate 
:33 Spwung ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 wancowous outwage >_> of >_> youw >_> duke 
ÚwÚ To merchants, ^-^ ouw weww-deawing countrymen, 
Who, >_< wanting ;;w;; guiwdews ^-^ to ^w^ wedeem theiw x3 wives, 
>_< Have seal'd his UwU wigowous :33 statutes with theiw bwoods, 
;;w;; Excwudes >w< aww ^-^ pity ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw x3 thweat'nying OwO wooks. 
>_< Fow, >_< since OwO the x3 mowtaw ÚwÚ and intestinye x3 jaws 
'Twixt >w< thy seditious >w< countwymen ÚwÚ and >w< us, 
^w^ It ;;w;; hath in sowemn ^-^ synyods >_< been :33 decweed, 
Both uWu by OwO the Syracusians ÚwÚ and >w< ouwsewves, 
ÚwÚ To UwU admit nyo ^.^ twaffic ^-^ to ^-^ ouw advewse ^-^ towns; 
;;w;; Nyay, mowe: ^-^ if ^-^ any :3 bown at UwU Ephesus 
Be uWu seen at ^-^ any Syracusian :33 mawts ÚwÚ and fairs; 
xDD Again, ^-^ if ^-^ any Syracusian :3 bown 
Come ^-^ to OwO the :33 bay >_> of Ephesus-he ^.^ dies, 
His goods ;;w;; confiscate ^-^ to OwO the >w< Duke's xDD dispose, 
>_< Unwess :3 a ^w^ thousand ^.^ mawks >w< be x3 wevied, 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; quit OwO the penyawty ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >_< wansom >_> him. 
x3 Thy UwU substance, vawued at OwO the OwO highest :3 wate, 
Cannyot ÚwÚ amount x3 unto :3 a ^-^ hundwed marks; 
OwO Thewefowe uWu by OwO waw :3 thou art :33 condemn'd ^-^ to ^-^ die. 
:33 AEGEON. >_> Yet :3 this my UwU comfowt: when >_> youw uWu wowds awe >_< donye, 
UwU My ^.^ woes ^-^ end wikewise with OwO the evening OwO sun. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Weww, x3 Sywacusian, uWu say in bwief OwO the cause 
UwU Why :3 thou >_< depawted'st ^-^ fwom >w< thy ÚwÚ nyative home, 
And uWu fow what cause :3 thou xDD cam'st ^-^ to Ephesus. 
:33 AEGEON. OwO A heaview ^w^ task :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ have >_< been :3 impos'd 
>w< Than I ^-^ to speak my gwiefs ^w^ unspeakabwe; 
xDD Yet, UwU that OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ may witness UwU that my ^-^ end 
>_> Was wrought uWu by UwU nyatuwe, ^.^ nyot uWu by :3 viwe offence, 
I'll xDD uttew what my UwU sowwow gives me weave. 
UwU In >_> Sywacuse ÚwÚ was I :33 bown, ÚwÚ and wed 
^.^ Unto :3 a woman, x3 happy uWu but uWu fow uWu me, 
And uWu by uWu me, xDD had ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw :3 hap >_< been >w< bad. 
x3 With xDD hew I uWu wiv'd in >_< joy; ^-^ ouw wealth incweas'd 
By pwospewous voyages I >_< often :3 made 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; Epidamnyum; ÚwÚ tiww my factor's >_< death, 
And OwO the gweat cawe >_> of goods at random left, 
Drew me ^-^ fwom >w< kind ÚwÚ embwacements >_> of my spouse: 
From xDD whom my absence ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot OwO six ^.^ months >_> owd, 
Before herself, ^w^ awmost at x3 fainting uWu undew 
The >w< pweasing punishment UwU that >w< women ^-^ beaw, 
Had :3 made pwovision uWu fow xDD hew following uWu me, 
And >_> soon ÚwÚ and xDD safe OwO awwived xDD whewe I ÚwÚ was. 
Thewe xDD had ^.^ she ^.^ nyot >_< been wong uWu but ^.^ she became 
OwO A >_< joyfuw mothew >_> of two ÚwÚ goodwy >w< sons; 
And, ;;w;; which ÚwÚ was stwange, OwO the ^-^ onye OwO so >_< wike OwO the uWu othew 
UwU As :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >w< be disdnguish'd uWu but uWu by UwU nyames. 
:33 That vewy xDD houw, ÚwÚ and in OwO the ;;w;; sewf-same ÚwÚ inn, 
OwO A UwU mean ^-^ woman ÚwÚ was UwU dewivewed 
x3 Of such :3 a >_< buwden, mawe twins, uWu both alike. 
OwO Those, uWu fow theiw parents ;;w;; wewe >w< exceeding xDD poow, 
I >_> bought, ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwought OwO up ^-^ to ^.^ attend my :33 sons. 
UwU My xDD wife, ^.^ nyot meanly >_> pwoud >_> of two such uWu boys, 
^w^ Made ;;w;; daiwy motions uWu fow ^-^ ouw UwU home ;;w;; wetuwn; 
>_> Unwiwwing, I :33 agweed. Alas! xDD too >_> soon 
We came >_< aboawd. 
OwO A >_> weague ^-^ fwom ^w^ Epidamnyum xDD had ^-^ we saiw'd 
Before OwO the :33 awways-wind-obeying ^-^ deep 
Gave ^-^ any ;;w;; twagic instance >_> of ^-^ ouw ^w^ hawm: 
But ÚwÚ wongew >_> did ^-^ we ^.^ nyot wetain >w< much hope, 
>_< Fow what :3 obscuwed ^.^ wight OwO the uWu heavens >_> did gwant 
OwO Did uWu but convey x3 unto ^-^ ouw xDD feawfuw ^w^ minds 
OwO A doubtfuw ;;w;; wawwant >_> of immediate ^w^ death; 
^w^ Which >w< though ^-^ mysewf would UwU gwadwy ^.^ have :3 embwac'd, 
>_> Yet OwO the :33 incessant ÚwÚ weepings >_> of my xDD wife, 
UwU Weeping before uWu fow what ^.^ she ^-^ saw >w< must xDD come, 
And >w< piteous ;;w;; pwainyings >_> of OwO the pwetty UwU babes, 
:33 That >_> mouwn'd uWu fow x3 fashion, ^w^ ignyowant what ^-^ to feaw, 
OwO Fowc'd me ^-^ to >w< seek >_< deways uWu fow them ÚwÚ and >_> me. 
And :3 this ^.^ it OwO was, uWu fow uWu othew :3 means ÚwÚ was none: 
The :33 saiwows ÚwÚ sought uWu fow >_> safety uWu by ^-^ ouw >_> boat, 
And weft OwO the ^-^ ship, then >_> sinking-wipe, ^-^ to >_< us; 
UwU My xDD wife, ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ cawefuw uWu fow OwO the >_< wattew-bown, 
Had fast'ned him x3 unto :3 a small spawe :3 mast, 
Such as sea-fawing x3 men :3 pwovide uWu fow ^-^ stowms; 
ÚwÚ To him ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the uWu othew UwU twins ÚwÚ was UwU bound, 
>w< Whiwst I xDD had >_< been >_< wike xDD heedfuw >_> of OwO the other. 
The chiwdwen ;;w;; thus ^.^ dispos'd, my UwU wife ÚwÚ and OwO I, 
xDD Fixing ^-^ ouw eyes uWu on xDD whom ^-^ ouw cawe ÚwÚ was xDD fix'd, 
;;w;; Fast'nyed uWu ouwsewves at ;;w;; eithew ^-^ end OwO the :3 mast, 
And, fwoating stwaight, uWu obedient ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ stweam, 
>_> Was xDD cawwied towards ÚwÚ Cowinth, as ^-^ we OwO thought. 
^.^ At wength OwO the >_> sun, UwU gazing x3 upon OwO the :3 eawth, 
>_> Dispews'd x3 those ^w^ vapouws UwU that uWu offended >_< us; 
And, uWu by OwO the benefit >_> of his ÚwÚ wished >_< wight, 
The :33 seas UwU wax'd ^-^ cawm, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we ^.^ discuvwed 
>w< Two ^-^ ships ^-^ fwom :3 faw :33 making ;;w;; amain ^-^ to us- 
x3 Of ^-^ Cowinth UwU that, >_> of Epidauwus ÚwÚ this. 
But ewe uWu they :3 came-O, let me uWu say nyo ;;w;; mowe! 
Gathew OwO the >w< sequew uWu by UwU that went >_> befowe. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ;;w;; Nyay, x3 fowwawd, ^.^ owd man, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< bweak x3 off >w< so; 
>_< Fow ^-^ we ^-^ may pity, >w< though ^.^ nyot pawdon thee. 
:33 AEGEON. :33 O, xDD had OwO the UwU gods x3 donye so, I xDD had ^.^ nyot :3 nyow 
x3 Wowthiwy term'd them >_< mewciwess ^-^ to >_< us! 
>_< Fow, ewe OwO the ^-^ ships :33 couwd ^.^ meet uWu by ^w^ twice five uWu weagues, 
We ;;w;; wewe UwU encount'wed uWu by :3 a :3 mighty rock, 
^w^ Which being viowentwy ÚwÚ bownye OwO upon, 
Our UwU hewpfuw ;;w;; ship ÚwÚ was ^-^ spwitted in OwO the midst; 
^w^ So UwU that, in :3 this ^.^ unjust divorce >_> of >w< us, 
>_> Fowtunye xDD had weft ^-^ to uWu both >_> of OwO us alike 
What ^-^ to dewight ÚwÚ in, what ^-^ to UwU sowwow OwO fow. 
Her UwU pawt, UwU poow >_> souw, seeming as buwdenyed 
x3 With ^.^ wessew ^-^ weight, uWu but ^.^ nyot with ^.^ wessew x3 woe, 
>_> Was xDD cawwied with ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ speed before OwO the >_> wind; 
And in ^-^ ouw OwO sight uWu they three ;;w;; wewe :3 taken OwO up 
By xDD fishewmen >_> of ÚwÚ Cowinth, as ^-^ we OwO thought. 
^.^ At wength another ;;w;; ship xDD had >w< seiz'd uWu on >_< us; 
And, ÚwÚ knyowing xDD whom ^.^ it ÚwÚ was theiw :3 hap ^-^ to UwU save, 
Gave heawthfuw ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to theiw ship-wreck'd :33 guests, 
And would ^.^ have reft OwO the uWu fishews >_> of theiw xDD pwey, 
Had ^.^ nyot theiw bark >_< been vewy uWu swow >_> of saiw; 
And OwO thewefowe homeward >_> did uWu they ^-^ bend theiw >_> couwse. 
ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ have you heard me UwU sevew'd ^-^ fwom my >_< bwiss, 
:33 That uWu by ^-^ misfowtunyes ÚwÚ was my life prolong'd, 
ÚwÚ To tell >_> sad ÚwÚ stowies >_> of my >_> own xDD mishaps. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. And, uWu fow OwO the :33 sake >_> of them :3 thou sowwowest for, 
Do me OwO the :3 favouw ^-^ to ^w^ diwate at :33 fuww 
What ^.^ have >_> befaww'n >_> of them ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ tiww OwO nyow. 
:33 AEGEON. UwU My ^w^ youngest OwO boy, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet my ewdest cawe, 
^.^ At >_> eighteen years became inquisitive 
:33 Aftew his :33 bwothew, ÚwÚ and importun'd me 
:33 That his >_< attendant-so his UwU case ÚwÚ was ^-^ wike, 
x3 Weft >_> of his :33 bwothew, uWu but xDD wetain'd his name- 
OwO Might bear him >_> company in OwO the x3 quest >_> of him; 
x3 Whom UwU whiwst I laboured >_> of :3 a love ^-^ to >_> see, 
I hazawded OwO the woss >_> of xDD whom I >_> wov'd. 
^.^ Five ^.^ summews ^.^ have I spent in uWu fawthest Greece, 
:33 Woaming cwean OwO thwough OwO the ÚwÚ bounds >_> of uWu Asia, 
And, UwU coasting xDD homewawd, came ^-^ to Ephesus; 
Hopeless ^-^ to find, ÚwÚ yet loath ^-^ to xDD weave ^-^ unsought 
Ow UwU that ^w^ ow ^-^ any place UwU that hawbouws ^-^ men. 
But here >w< must ^-^ end OwO the story >_> of my life; 
And x3 happy ;;w;; wewe I in my UwU timewy >_< death, 
Could >w< aww my >_> twavews ;;w;; wawwant me uWu they wive. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Hapwess, >w< Aegeon, xDD whom OwO the fates ^.^ have OwO mawk'd 
ÚwÚ To bear OwO the >_> extwemity >_> of x3 diwe x3 mishap! 
Nyow, xDD twust uWu me, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it ^.^ nyot x3 against ^-^ ouw ^w^ waws, 
uWu Against my UwU cwown, my ^-^ oath, my dignity, 
^w^ Which princes, would uWu they, ^-^ may ^.^ nyot >w< disannyuw, 
UwU My ^w^ souw shouwd >w< sue as ^-^ advocate uWu fow thee. 
But >w< though :3 thou art ^.^ adjudged ^-^ to OwO the >_< death, 
And x3 passed >_< sentence ^-^ may ^.^ nyot >w< be >_< wecaww'd 
But ^-^ to ^-^ ouw honour's gweat dispawagement, 
>_> Yet uWu wiww I :3 favouw ÚwÚ thee in what I ^.^ can. 
:33 Thewefowe, merchant, I'll UwU wimit ÚwÚ thee :3 this :3 day 
ÚwÚ To >w< seek >w< thy ^w^ hewp uWu by benyeficiaw >_< hap. 
>_> Twy >w< aww OwO the fwiends :3 thou x3 hast in Ephesus; 
:33 Beg thou, ^w^ ow xDD bowwow, ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO up OwO the >w< sum, 
And :3 wive; ^-^ if no, then :3 thou art ^.^ doom'd ^-^ to ^-^ die. 
Gaoler, UwU take him ^-^ to >w< thy ^w^ custody. 
GAOWEW. I wiww, my :33 wowd. 
:33 AEGEON. Hopeless ÚwÚ and helpless doth Aegeon wend, 
But ^-^ to pwocwastinyate his lifeless OwO end. 
^w^ <Exeunt 


^-^ SCENyE 2 

The mawt 

x3 Entew ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ÚwÚ SYWACUSE, ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ÚwÚ SYWACUSE, ÚwÚ and OwO FIWST MERCHANT 

OwO FIWST uWu MEWCHANT. :33 Thewefowe, ^w^ give >_< out you awe >_> of Epidamnyum, 
Lest UwU that >_> youw goods xDD too >_> soon >w< be OwO confiscate. 
:3 This vewy :3 day :3 a Syracusian ^.^ mewchant 
^-^ Is >_< appwehended uWu fow >_< awwivaw xDD hewe; 
And, ^.^ nyot being able ^-^ to ^-^ buy >_< out his xDD wife, 
>_> Accowding ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; statute >_> of OwO the ;;w;; town, 
^.^ Dies ewe OwO the x3 weawy >_< sun xDD set in OwO the ^-^ west. 
Thewe :3 is >_> youw money UwU that I xDD had ^-^ to keep. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. uWu Go bear ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; Centauw, xDD whewe ^-^ we ^w^ host. 
And stay there, uWu Dwomio, ÚwÚ tiww I come ^-^ to thee. 
xDD Within :3 this hour ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< be :33 dinnyew-time; 
;;w;; Tiww UwU that, I'll view OwO the ^-^ mannyews >_> of OwO the ;;w;; town, 
^-^ Pewuse OwO the twadews, xDD gaze x3 upon OwO the buiwdings, 
And then xDD wetuwn ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sweep within >_< minye :33 inn; 
>_< Fow with wong ^w^ twavew I x3 am ;;w;; stiff ÚwÚ and weary. 
UwU Get ÚwÚ thee >_> away. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. >_> Many :3 a man would UwU take you at >_> youw ;;w;; wowd, 
And >w< go :3 indeed, having OwO so good :3 a mean. 
;;w;; <Exit 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. OwO A >_> twusty viwwain, ;;w;; siw, UwU that vewy oft, 
When I x3 am :33 duww with cawe ÚwÚ and mewanchowy, 
Lightens my humouw with his >_> mewwy OwO jests. 
>_> What, uWu wiww you ÚwÚ wawk with me about OwO the ;;w;; town, 
And then >w< go ^-^ to my ^-^ inn ÚwÚ and uWu dinye with x3 me? 
OwO FIWST uWu MEWCHANT. I x3 am ^.^ invited, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to ÚwÚ cewtain merchants, 
x3 Of xDD whom I >w< hope ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< much benefit; 
I crave >_> youw ;;w;; pawdon. Soon at five o'cwock, 
UwU Pwease you, I'll ^.^ meet with you x3 upon OwO the mart, 
And aftewwawd >w< consowt you ÚwÚ tiww bed xDD time. 
UwU My ÚwÚ pwesent ^-^ businyess calls me ^-^ fwom you OwO nyow. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. Farewell ÚwÚ tiww xDD then. I uWu wiww >w< go wose ÚwÚ mysewf, 
And ÚwÚ wandew OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down ^-^ to view OwO the :33 city. 
OwO FIWST uWu MEWCHANT. >_> Siw, I ÚwÚ commend you ^-^ to >_> youw >_> own ÚwÚ content. 
;;w;; <Exit OwO FIWST MERCHANT 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ He UwU that ;;w;; commends me ^-^ to >_< minye >_> own ^.^ content 
Commends me ^-^ to OwO the xDD thing I cannyot ^-^ get. 
I ^-^ to OwO the x3 wowwd x3 am >_< wike :3 a >_> dwop >_> of >w< watew 
:33 That in OwO the :33 ocean UwU seeks another drop, 
Who, fawwing there ^-^ to find his :3 fewwow >w< fowth, 
OwO Unseen, ^w^ inquisitive, ;;w;; confounds :3 himsewf. 
^w^ So OwO I, ^-^ to find :3 a mothew ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 bwothew, 
UwU In x3 quest >_> of ;;w;; them, >w< unhappy, wose ^-^ mysewf. 

x3 Entew ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF UwU EPHESUS 

;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the :3 awmanyac >_> of my OwO twue ^.^ date. 
What ^w^ nyow? OwO How uWu chance :3 thou art wetuwn'd OwO so ^.^ soon? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Return'd OwO so ^-^ soon! wathew approach'd xDD too late. 
The :3 capon buwns, OwO the xDD pig ^.^ fawws ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; spit; 
The ^w^ cwock ;;w;; hath strucken twewve x3 upon OwO the OwO beww- 
UwU My ^w^ mistwess :3 made ^.^ it ^-^ onye x3 upon my xDD cheek; 
She :3 is OwO so ^.^ hot ^.^ because OwO the meat :3 is cold, 
The meat :3 is x3 cowd ^.^ because you come ^.^ nyot home, 
You come ^.^ nyot UwU home ^.^ because you ^.^ have nyo >w< stomach, 
You ^.^ have nyo >w< stomach, having x3 bwoke >_> youw uWu fast; 
But >_> we, UwU that xDD knyow what 'tis ^-^ to fast ÚwÚ and pray, 
uWu Awe penitent uWu fow >_> youw x3 defauwt to-day. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. x3 Stop in >_> youw wind, siw; tell me this, I pray: 
:3 Whewe ^.^ have you weft OwO the money UwU that I >_> gave you? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. x3 O-Sixpence UwU that I xDD had :3 a Wednyesday last 
ÚwÚ To pay OwO the >w< saddwew uWu fow my x3 mistwess' cwuppew? 
The >w< saddwew xDD had it, siw; I ^-^ kept ^.^ it not. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. I x3 am ^.^ nyot in :3 a uWu spowtive humouw UwU nyow; 
>_> Teww uWu me, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; dawwy ;;w;; nyot, xDD whewe :3 is OwO the monyey? 
We being :3 stwangews ;;w;; hewe, how :33 daw'st :3 thou xDD twust 
^w^ So gweat :3 a chawge ^-^ fwom UwU thinye >_> own ^.^ custody? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I pray you >w< jest, ;;w;; siw, as you ^-^ sit at uWu dinnyew. 
I ^-^ fwom my ^w^ mistwess come ^-^ to you in :33 post; 
>w< If I return, I uWu shaww >w< be OwO post :3 indeed, 
>_< Fow ^.^ she uWu wiww scowe >_> youw fauwt x3 upon my UwU pate. 
x3 Methinks >_> youw ^.^ maw, >_< wike ÚwÚ minye, shouwd >w< be >_> youw clock, 
And strike you UwU home ^-^ without :3 a messenger. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ^w^ Come, uWu Dwomio, xDD come, ^.^ these :33 jests awe >_< out >_> of xDD season; 
Reserve them ÚwÚ tiww :3 a mewwiew hour than ÚwÚ this. 
:3 Whewe :3 is OwO the gold I >_> gave in chawge ^-^ to OwO thee? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ÚwÚ To uWu me, sir? ÚwÚ Why, you >_> gave nyo gold ^-^ to >_> me. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. Come OwO on, x3 siw >_< knyave, ^.^ have x3 donye >_> youw foowishnyess, 
And tell me how :3 thou x3 hast dispos'd >w< thy :33 chawge. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. UwU My chawge ÚwÚ was uWu but ^-^ to ÚwÚ fetch you ^-^ fwom OwO the mawt 
:3 Home ^-^ to >_> youw OwO house, OwO the >_< Phoenyix, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. 
UwU My ^w^ mistwess ÚwÚ and xDD hew ^-^ sistew ^w^ stays uWu fow you. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. Nyow, as I x3 am :3 a xDD Chwistian, ÚwÚ answew me 
UwU In what xDD safe place you ^.^ have bestow'd my >_> monyey, 
Ow I uWu shaww >_< bweak UwU that >_> mewwy :33 sconce >_> of xDD youws, 
:33 That ^-^ stands uWu on tricks when I x3 am >w< undispos'd. 
:3 Whewe :3 is OwO the ^w^ thousand ^.^ mawks :3 thou xDD hadst >_> of x3 me? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I ^.^ have >w< some ^.^ mawks >_> of x3 youws x3 upon my xDD pate, 
uWu Some >_> of my x3 mistwess' ^.^ mawks x3 upon my UwU shouwdews, 
But ^.^ nyot :3 a ^w^ thousand ^.^ mawks :3 between you >_> both. 
>w< If I shouwd pay >_> youw wowship x3 those uWu again, 
:3 Pewchance you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot bear them patiently. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. x3 Thy x3 mistwess' marks! What mistress, slave, x3 hast thou? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Your worship's xDD wife, my ^w^ mistwess at OwO the >_< Phoenyix; 
She UwU that doth fast ÚwÚ tiww you come UwU home ^-^ to dinnyew, 
And uWu pways UwU that you uWu wiww UwU hie you UwU home ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. >_> What, xDD wiwt :3 thou fwout me ;;w;; thus x3 unto my ;;w;; face, 
>_> Being OwO fowbid? Thewe, UwU take you UwU that, x3 siw knave. 
[Beats xDD him] 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. What UwU mean you, sir? >_< Fow God's :33 sake howd >_> youw ÚwÚ hands! 
;;w;; Nyay, OwO an you uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; siw, I'll UwU take my heels. 
;;w;; <Exit 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. :3 Upon my xDD wife, uWu by >w< some :33 device ^w^ ow uWu othew 
The villain :3 is o'erraught >_> of >w< aww my ^-^ monyey. 
^.^ They uWu say :3 this ^-^ town :3 is :33 fuww >_> of cozenage; 
As, nimble juggwews UwU that x3 deceive OwO the eye, 
Dark-working :33 sowcewews UwU that >_> change OwO the UwU mind, 
ÚwÚ Souw-kiwwing :33 witches UwU that >w< defowm OwO the body, 
;;w;; Disguised cheatews, prating :3 mountebanks, 
And many ^.^ such-wike ^w^ wibewties >_> of >w< sin; 
>w< If ^.^ it ^w^ pwuv so, I uWu wiww >w< be gonye OwO the OwO soonyew. 
I'll ^-^ to OwO the Centaur ^-^ to >w< go >w< seek :3 this >w< swave. 
I OwO gweatwy ;;w;; feaw my money :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ safe. 
;;w;; <Exit 


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^-^ ACT ÚwÚ Iw. ^-^ SCENyE 1 

The house >_> of ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF UwU EPHESUS 

x3 Entew xDD ADWIANyA, UwU wife ^-^ to ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF :33 EPHESUS, with UwU WUCIANyA, xDD hew ^-^ sistew 

:3 ADWIANyA. ÚwÚ Nyeithew my xDD husband :3 nyow OwO the ^w^ swave wetuwn'd 
:33 That in such haste I x3 sent ^-^ to >w< seek his >w< mastew! 
Suwe, >_< Wucianya, ^.^ it :3 is two >w< o'cwock. 
LUCIANA. Perhaps >w< some ^.^ mewchant ;;w;; hath ^-^ invited ^w^ him, 
And ^-^ fwom OwO the mawt :33 he's xDD somewhewe gonye ^-^ to xDD dinnyew; 
Good ;;w;; sistew, let OwO us dinye, ÚwÚ and never >w< fwet. 
OwO A man :3 is ^w^ mastew >_> of his liberty; 
Time :3 is theiw :3 mastew, ÚwÚ and when uWu they UwU see UwU time, 
>w< They'ww >w< go ^w^ ow come. >w< If so, >w< be :3 patient, sistew. 
:3 ADWIANyA. UwU Why shouwd theiw ;;w;; wibewty than ^w^ ouws >w< be >_> mowe? 
LUCIANA. xDD Because theiw ^-^ businyess still :3 wies >_< out o' ^w^ doow. 
:3 ADWIANyA. Wook when I sewve him so, ^.^ he ^-^ takes ^.^ it ill. 
LUCIANA. :33 O, xDD knyow ^.^ he :3 is OwO the bridle >_> of >_> youw uWu wiww. 
:3 ADWIANyA. There's UwU nyonye uWu but UwU asses uWu wiww >w< be uWu bwidwed ÚwÚ so. 
LUCIANA. ÚwÚ Why, headstwong ;;w;; wibewty :3 is :33 wash'd with ^w^ woe. 
There's nyothing ^.^ situate uWu undew >_< heaven's eye 
But ;;w;; hath his UwU bound, in :3 eawth, in >_< sea, in ÚwÚ sky. 
The ;;w;; beasts, OwO the uWu fishes, ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< winged >_> fowws, 
uWu Awe theiw >_< mawes' :33 subjects, ÚwÚ and at theiw >_> contwows. 
ÚwÚ Man, ^-^ mowe >_> divinye, OwO the ^w^ mastew >_> of >w< aww :33 these, 
Wowd >_> of OwO the ^-^ wide x3 wowwd ÚwÚ and wiwd wat'wy seas, 
x3 Indu'd with intewwectuaw :33 sense ÚwÚ and souls, 
x3 Of ^-^ mowe pre-eminence than >_< fish ÚwÚ and >_> fowws, 
uWu Awe ;;w;; mastews ^-^ to theiw females, ÚwÚ and theiw lords; 
;;w;; Then let >_> youw uWu wiww ^.^ attend uWu on theiw accords. 
:3 ADWIANyA. :3 This servitude makes you ^-^ to ^-^ keep ÚwÚ unwed. 
LUCIANA. :3 Nyot this, uWu but twoubwes >_> of OwO the xDD mawwiage-bed. 
:3 ADWIANyA. But, ;;w;; wewe you >_< wedded, you would bear >w< some sway. 
LUCIANA. Ewe I learn love, I'll ;;w;; pwactise ^-^ to ;;w;; obey. 
:3 ADWIANyA. OwO How ^-^ if >_> youw xDD husband start >w< some uWu othew whewe? 
LUCIANA. ;;w;; Tiww ^.^ he come UwU home uWu again, I would ^w^ fowbeaw. 
:3 ADWIANyA. uWu Patience unmov'd! nyo x3 mawvew >w< though ^.^ she OwO pause: 
^.^ They can >w< be meek UwU that ^.^ have nyo uWu othew ^.^ cause. 
OwO A wwetched >_> souw, >_< bwuis'd with ^-^ advewsity, 
We ;;w;; bid >w< be >_> quiet when ^-^ we hear ^.^ it cry; 
But ;;w;; wewe ^-^ we buwd'nyed with >_< wike OwO weight >_> of ÚwÚ pain, 
UwU As xDD much, ^w^ ow :3 mowe, ^-^ we shouwd uWu ouwsewves >_> compwain. 
^w^ So thou, UwU that x3 hast nyo UwU unkind :33 mate ^-^ to >w< gwieve ^.^ thee, 
x3 With urging helpless >_< patience would relieve me; 
But ^-^ if :3 thou live ^-^ to UwU see >_< wike ^.^ wight bereft, 
:3 This foow-begg'd >_< patience in ÚwÚ thee uWu wiww >w< be left. 
LUCIANA. Weww, I uWu wiww ÚwÚ mawwy ^-^ onye day, uWu but ^-^ to try. 
;;w;; Hewe comes >_> youw man, :3 nyow :3 is >_> youw xDD husband >w< nyigh. 

x3 Entew ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF UwU EPHESUS 

:3 ADWIANyA. Say, :3 is >_> youw tawdy ^w^ mastew :3 nyow at ^.^ hand? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ;;w;; Nyay, :33 he's at two ^.^ hands with uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU that my two 
ears can witnyess. 
:3 ADWIANyA. Say, didst :3 thou speak with OwO him? ^w^ Knyow'st :3 thou his >_< mind? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. >w< Ay, ^-^ ay, ^.^ he told his :33 mind x3 upon >_< minye OwO eaw. 
UwU Beshwew his ;;w;; hand, I scarce :33 couwd undewstand it. 
LUCIANA. ;;w;; Spake ^.^ he OwO so doubtfully :3 thou could'st ^.^ nyot ;;w;; feew his xDD meanying? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ he struck OwO so ^-^ pwainwy I :33 couwd ^-^ to 
;;w;; weww ;;w;; feew his :3 bwows; ÚwÚ and withaw OwO so doubtfully UwU that I :33 couwd 
scarce undewstand ^.^ them. 
:3 ADWIANyA. But ÚwÚ say, I ;;w;; pwithee, :3 is ^.^ he UwU coming :3 home? 
^w^ It uWu seems ^.^ he ;;w;; hath gweat cawe ^-^ to >w< pwease his wife. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ÚwÚ Why, mistress, ^w^ suwe my ^w^ mastew :3 is ;;w;; hown-mad. 
:3 ADWIANyA. >w< Hown-mad, :3 thou viwwain! 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I UwU mean ^.^ nyot cuckowd-mad; 
But, ;;w;; suwe, ^.^ he :3 is :33 stawk ^w^ mad. 
When I >w< desiw'd him ^-^ to come UwU home ^-^ to dinnyew, 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ ask'd me uWu fow :3 a ^w^ thousand ^.^ mawks in >w< gowd. 
UwU "Tis ;;w;; dinnyew x3 time' OwO quoth I; >w< 'My >_< gowd!' OwO quoth ^w^ he. 
'Your meat doth xDD buwn' OwO quoth I; >w< 'My >_< gowd!' OwO quoth ^w^ he. 
>w< 'Wiww you come >_< home?' OwO quoth I; >w< 'My >_< gowd!' OwO quoth ^w^ he. 
:33 'Whewe :3 is OwO the ^w^ thousand ^.^ mawks I >_> gave ^.^ thee, ^w^ viwwain?' 
xDD 'The OwO pig' OwO quoth I OwO 'is ^-^ buwn'd'; >w< 'My >_< gowd!' OwO quoth ^w^ he. 
>w< 'My mistress, ^-^ siw,' OwO quoth I; x3 'Hang OwO up >w< thy UwU mistwess; 
I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >w< thy UwU mistwess; >_< out uWu on >w< thy mistress.' 
LUCIANA. >_> Quoth UwU who? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. >_> Quoth my mastew. 
OwO 'I knyow' OwO quoth ^.^ he >w< 'nyo OwO house, nyo xDD wife, nyo mistress.' 
^w^ So UwU that my ^-^ ewwand, :3 due x3 unto my tongue, 
I :3 thank ^w^ him, I x3 bawe UwU home x3 upon my shoulders; 
>_< Fow, in ;;w;; concwusion, ^.^ he >_> did beat me ^.^ thewe. 
:3 ADWIANyA. uWu Go xDD back uWu again, :3 thou slave, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fetch him UwU home. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. uWu Go xDD back uWu again, ÚwÚ and >w< be OwO nyew >_> beaten :3 home? 
>_< Fow God's UwU sake, ^-^ send >w< some uWu othew messenger. 
:3 ADWIANyA. :3 Back, slave, ^w^ ow I uWu wiww >_< bweak >w< thy OwO pate acwoss. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. And ^.^ he uWu wiww bless UwU that cross with uWu othew uWu beating; 
>w< Between you I uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 a holy head. 
:3 ADWIANyA. ÚwÚ Hence, prating ;;w;; peasant! x3 Fetch >w< thy ^w^ mastew UwU home. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. OwO Am I OwO so x3 wound with you, as you with uWu me, 
:33 That >_< wike :3 a football you ^-^ do x3 spuwn me ^.^ thus? 
You x3 spuwn me hence, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu wiww x3 spuwn me uWu hithew; 
>w< If I last in :3 this UwU sewvice, you >w< must UwU case me in leather. 
;;w;; <Exit 
LUCIANA. :33 Fie, how :3 impatience loureth in >_> youw >w< face! 
:3 ADWIANyA. His >_> company >w< must ^-^ do his minions >w< gwace, 
>w< Whiwst I at UwU home stawve uWu fow :3 a >_> mewwy ;;w;; wook. 
;;w;; Hath ;;w;; homewy :3 age th' uWu awwuwing x3 beauty took 
From my UwU poow ^.^ cheek? ;;w;; Then ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^.^ wasted it. 
uWu Awe my discouwses ^.^ duww? OwO Bawwen my ^.^ wit? 
>w< If >_> vowubwe ÚwÚ and shawp :3 discouwse >w< be maww'd, 
Unkindnyess UwU bwunts ^.^ it ^-^ mowe than marble hard. 
Do theiw ^.^ gay ;;w;; vestments his ÚwÚ affections bait? 
^.^ That's ^.^ nyot my fault; :33 he's ^w^ mastew >_> of my state. 
What wuins awe in me UwU that can >w< be ;;w;; found 
By him ^.^ nyot :33 wuin'd? ;;w;; Then :3 is ^.^ he OwO the gwound 
x3 Of my defeatures. UwU My ;;w;; decayed fair 
OwO A ^w^ sunny ÚwÚ wook >_> of his would >_> soon >w< wepaiw. 
But, xDD too xDD unwuwy ;;w;; deew, ^.^ he bweaks OwO the pawe, 
And feeds ^-^ fwom >_< home; UwU poow I x3 am uWu but his stale. 
LUCIANA. >_> Sewf-hawming jealousy! ^.^ fie, beat ^.^ it ^-^ hence. 
:3 ADWIANyA. Unfeewing fools can with such ^-^ wwongs xDD dispense. 
I xDD knyow his eye doth homage UwU othewwhewe; 
Ow ewse what UwU wets ^.^ it uWu but ^.^ he would >w< be hewe? 
:3 Sistew, you xDD knyow ^.^ he OwO pwomis'd me :3 a chain; 
Wouwd UwU that :3 awonye :3 a love ^.^ he would ^.^ detain, 
^w^ So ^.^ he would ^-^ keep fair ÚwÚ quawtew with his bed! 
I UwU see OwO the >_> jewew :33 best enamelled 
uWu Wiww wose his beauty; ÚwÚ yet OwO the gold uWu bides still 
:33 That ÚwÚ othews ^.^ touch :3 and, >_< often xDD touching, uWu wiww 
:3 Whewe ;;w;; gowd; ÚwÚ and nyo man UwU that ;;w;; hath :3 a name 
By :3 fawsehood ÚwÚ and :33 cowwuption doth ^.^ it >w< shame. 
x3 Since UwU that my x3 beauty cannyot >w< pwease his eye, 
I'll weep ^w^ what's weft ^w^ away, ÚwÚ and weeping ^-^ die. 
LUCIANA. OwO How many OwO fond fools sewve mad jealousy! 
^w^ <Exeunt 


^-^ SCENyE 2 

The mawt 

x3 Entew ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE 

ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. The gold I >_> gave ^-^ to Dromio :3 is >_> waid OwO up 
Safe at OwO the ;;w;; Centauw, ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD heedfuw ^w^ swave 
^-^ Is wand'wed :3 fowth in cawe ^-^ to >w< seek me >_< out. 
By ;;w;; computation ÚwÚ and >_< minye :3 host's wepowt 
I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot speak with Dromio >_< since at ^.^ fiwst 
I x3 sent him ^-^ fwom OwO the OwO mawt. ^w^ See, here ^.^ he comes. 

x3 Entew ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE 

OwO How nyow, ;;w;; siw, :3 is >_> youw >_> mewwy humouw awtew'd? 
UwU As you love xDD stwokes, OwO so ÚwÚ jest with me again. 
You xDD knyow nyo Centaur! You receiv'd nyo :33 gowd! 
Your ^w^ mistwess x3 sent ^-^ to ^.^ have me UwU home ^-^ to xDD dinnyew! 
UwU My house ÚwÚ was at OwO the xDD Phoenyix! ^w^ Wast :3 thou >_< mad, 
:33 That ;;w;; thus OwO so :3 madwy :3 thou didst ÚwÚ answew x3 me? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. What ^-^ answew, sir? When ^-^ spake I such :3 a UwU wowd? 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. >_< Even nyow, x3 even ;;w;; hewe, ^.^ nyot half OwO an hour since. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. I >_> did ^.^ nyot UwU see you >_< since you x3 sent me hence, 
:3 Home ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; Centauw, with OwO the gold you >_> gave >_> me. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ Viwwain, :3 thou didst deny OwO the uWu gowd's receipt, 
And told'st me >_> of :3 a ^w^ mistwess ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD dinnyew; 
>_< Fow which, I hope, :3 thou felt'st I ÚwÚ was ^-^ dispweas'd. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see you in :3 this >_> mewwy vein. 
What :3 means :3 this jest? I pray you, :3 mastew, tell >_> me. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. xDD Yea, OwO dost :3 thou jeew ÚwÚ and fwout me in OwO the teeth? 
uWu Think'st :3 thou I jest? ^-^ Howd, UwU take :3 thou UwU that, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; that. 
[Beating xDD him] 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ Howd, ;;w;; siw, uWu fow God's >w< sake! Nyow >_> youw ÚwÚ jest :3 is earnest. 
:3 Upon what :3 bawgain ^-^ do you ^w^ give ^.^ it x3 me? 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. xDD Because UwU that I familiarly ^.^ sometimes 
Do ;;w;; use you uWu fow my OwO foow ÚwÚ and :33 chat with you, 
Your sauciness uWu wiww ÚwÚ jest x3 upon my love, 
And ^-^ make :3 a ^w^ common >_> of my uWu sewious OwO houws. 
When OwO the >_< sun uWu shinyes let foowish gnyats ^-^ make sport, 
But cweep in cwannyies when ^.^ he hides his beams. 
>w< If you uWu wiww ÚwÚ jest with uWu me, xDD knyow my ;;w;; aspect, 
And ^.^ fashion >_> youw ^w^ demeanyouw ^-^ to my >w< wooks, 
Ow I uWu wiww beat :3 this >_> method in >_> youw ^-^ sconce. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. ^w^ Sconce, caww you it? ^w^ So you would 
xDD weave battering, I xDD had wathew ^.^ have ^.^ it :3 a head. An you ;;w;; use 
^.^ these uWu bwows long, I >w< must >_< get :3 a :33 sconce uWu fow my uWu head, ÚwÚ and 
^-^ insconce ^.^ it :33 too; ^w^ ow ewse I uWu shaww >w< seek my ÚwÚ wit in my >_> shouwdews. 
But I pray, ;;w;; siw, x3 why x3 am I beaten? 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. Dost :3 thou ^.^ nyot uWu knyow? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. UwU Nyothing, ;;w;; siw, uWu but UwU that I x3 am OwO beaten. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. :33 Shaww I tell you uWu why? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ whewefowe; uWu fow uWu they uWu say 
every x3 why ;;w;; hath :3 a UwU whewefowe. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ fiwst uWu fow flouting me; ÚwÚ and then wherefore, 
>_< Fow urging ^.^ it OwO the uWu second UwU time ^-^ to >_> me. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. >_> Was there >w< evew ^-^ any man ;;w;; thus >_> beaten >_< out >_> of UwU season, 
When in OwO the x3 why ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD whewefowe :3 is neither x3 whyme :3 nyow weason? 
Weww, ;;w;; siw, I :3 thank you. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ^w^ Thank uWu me, :3 siw! uWu fow ;;w;; what? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, uWu fow :3 this xDD something UwU that you >_> gave 
me uWu fow nothing. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. I'll ^-^ make you amends nyext, ^-^ to 
^w^ give you nyothing uWu fow >_< something. But ÚwÚ say, ;;w;; siw, :3 is ^.^ it dinnyewtime? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. No, siw; I ÚwÚ think OwO the meat ÚwÚ wants UwU that I have. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. UwU In good UwU time, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ what's ÚwÚ that? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. ^w^ Basting. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. Weww, ;;w;; siw, then 'twill >w< be dry. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. >w< If ^.^ it ^.^ be, ;;w;; siw, I pray you xDD eat UwU nyonye >_> of it. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. Your weason? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. Lest ^.^ it ^-^ make you choleric, ÚwÚ and ^-^ puwchase me 
another OwO dwy x3 basting. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. Weww, ;;w;; siw, learn ^-^ to ÚwÚ jest in good time; 
:33 thewe's :3 a UwU time uWu fow >w< aww ;;w;; things. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. I durst ^.^ have ;;w;; denyied UwU that, before you 
;;w;; wewe OwO so choleric. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. By what UwU wuwe, sir? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, uWu by :3 a UwU wuwe as ;;w;; pwain as OwO the 
;;w;; pwain uWu bawd OwO pate >_> of Father Time :3 himsewf. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. Let's hear it. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. There's nyo UwU time uWu fow :3 a man ^-^ to >_< wecuvw 
his >_< haiw UwU that grows uWu bawd uWu by ^.^ nyatuwe. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. May ^.^ he ^.^ nyot ^-^ do ^.^ it uWu by fine ÚwÚ and x3 wecuvwy? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. x3 Yes, ^-^ to pay :3 a fine uWu fow :3 a periwig, ÚwÚ and 
>_< wecuvw OwO the lost >_< haiw >_> of another xDD man. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. UwU Why :3 is Time such :3 a ^.^ nyiggawd >_> of 
>_> haiw, being, as ^.^ it ;;w;; is, OwO so plentiful OwO an >_< excwement? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. xDD Because ^.^ it :3 is :3 a xDD bwessing UwU that ^.^ he bestows 
uWu on ;;w;; beasts, ÚwÚ and what ^.^ he ;;w;; hath scanted x3 men in >_< haiw ^.^ he ;;w;; hath 
>w< given them in wit. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ Why, uWu but :33 thewe's many :3 a man 
;;w;; hath ^-^ mowe >_< haiw than wit. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. :3 Nyot :3 a man >_> of x3 those uWu but ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO the 
ÚwÚ wit ^-^ to wose his haiw. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou didst conclude UwU haiwy 
x3 men ;;w;; pwain UwU deawews ^-^ without wit. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. The :33 pwainyew ;;w;; deawew, OwO the sooner UwU wost; 
ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he loseth ^.^ it in :3 a >w< kind >_> of jollity. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. >_< Fow what weason? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. >_< Fow >_> two; ÚwÚ and :33 sound ones ^w^ too. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ nyot :33 sound I pray you. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. >w< Suwe onyes, xDD then. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ nyot ;;w;; suwe, in :3 a xDD thing fawsing. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. Cewtain onyes, xDD then. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. >w< Nyame ^.^ them. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. The one, ^-^ to :33 save OwO the money UwU that ^.^ he ^.^ spends in 
^w^ tiwing; OwO the xDD othew, UwU that at ;;w;; dinnyew uWu they shouwd ^.^ nyot >_> dwop in his 
powwidge. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. You would >w< aww :3 this UwU time ^.^ have ^w^ pwov'd there 
:3 is nyo UwU time uWu fow >w< aww ;;w;; things. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. x3 Mawwy, ÚwÚ and :33 did, siw; namely, nyo UwU time ^-^ to >_< wecuvw 
>_< haiw lost uWu by ^.^ nyatuwe. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. But >_> youw reason ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot uWu substantiaw, x3 why 
there :3 is nyo UwU time ^-^ to >w< wecuvw. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ Thus I OwO mend OwO it: Time ^-^ himsewf :3 is OwO bawd, 
ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe ^-^ to OwO the world's ^-^ end uWu wiww ^.^ have uWu bawd ÚwÚ fowwowews. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. I knew 't'would >w< be :3 a uWu bawd ^w^ concwusion. But, 
soft, ^-^ who ;;w;; wafts OwO us yondew? 

x3 Entew >_> ADWIANyA ÚwÚ and x3 WUCIANyA 

:3 ADWIANyA. >w< Ay, ^-^ ay, Antiphowus, ÚwÚ wook ÚwÚ stwange ÚwÚ and frown. 
uWu Some uWu othew ^w^ mistwess ;;w;; hath >w< thy ^w^ sweet ^w^ aspects; 
I x3 am ^.^ nyot OwO Adwianya, :3 nyow >w< thy wife. 
The UwU time ÚwÚ was UwU once when :3 thou unurg'd wouldst x3 vow 
:33 That never uWu wowds ;;w;; wewe music ^-^ to UwU thinye eaw, 
:33 That never object >w< pweasing in UwU thinye eye, 
:33 That never ^.^ touch ;;w;; weww ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to >w< thy ;;w;; hand, 
:33 That never meat x3 sweet-savouw'd in >w< thy taste, 
>_< Unwess I xDD spake, ^w^ ow ^-^ wook'd, ^w^ ow >w< touch'd, ^w^ ow carv'd ^-^ to thee. 
OwO How comes ^.^ it nyow, my xDD husband, :33 O, how comes it, 
:33 That :3 thou art then :33 estwanged ^-^ fwom thysewf? 
:33 Thysewf I caww it, being ÚwÚ stwange ^-^ to uWu me, 
That, undividable, ;;w;; incowpowate, 
OwO Am better than >w< thy dear sewf's better pawt. 
xDD Ah, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< teaw away thyself ^-^ fwom me; 
>_< Fow >w< knyow, my love, as :33 easy uWu mayst :3 thou ^-^ faww 
OwO A >_> dwop >_> of >w< watew in OwO the breaking ÚwÚ guwf, 
And UwU take :33 unmingwed ^.^ thence UwU that >_> dwop UwU again 
Without >w< addition ^w^ ow :33 diminyishing, 
UwU As UwU take ^-^ fwom me ÚwÚ thysewf, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot me ^w^ too. 
OwO How dearly would ^.^ it ^.^ touch ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ quick, 
>_> Shouwd'st :3 thou uWu but hear I ;;w;; wewe :33 wicentious, 
And UwU that :3 this body, consecrate ^-^ to ^.^ thee, 
By >_< wuffian wust shouwd >w< be >_< contaminyate! 
Wouldst :3 thou ^.^ nyot UwU spit at me ÚwÚ and x3 spuwn at uWu me, 
And huww OwO the name >_> of xDD husband in my ;;w;; face, 
And >w< teaw OwO the :33 stain'd ^.^ skin x3 off my hawwot-bwow, 
And ^-^ fwom my false hand ÚwÚ cut OwO the UwU wedding-wing, 
And >_< bweak ^.^ it with :3 a uWu deep-divowcing >_> vow? 
I xDD knyow :3 thou x3 canst, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe UwU see :3 thou ^-^ do it. 
I x3 am ^-^ possess'd with OwO an :33 aduwtewate >_> bwot; 
UwU My UwU bwood :3 is mingwed with OwO the >_< cwime >_> of :33 wust; 
>_< Fow ^-^ if ^-^ we two >w< be one, ÚwÚ and :3 thou xDD pway fawse, 
I ^-^ do OwO digest OwO the :3 poison >_> of >w< thy x3 fwesh, 
>_> Being stwumpeted uWu by >w< thy >_> contagion. 
Keep then fair >_> weague ÚwÚ and truce with >w< thy OwO twue ^-^ bed; 
I live dis-stain'd, :3 thou undishonoured. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. >w< Pwead you ^-^ to uWu me, fair ^w^ dame? I xDD knyow you nyot: 
UwU In UwU Ephesus I x3 am uWu but two ^w^ houws >_> owd, 
UwU As ÚwÚ stwange x3 unto >_> youw ^-^ town as ^-^ to >_> youw talk, 
Who, every >_> wowd uWu by >w< aww my ÚwÚ wit being >_> scann'd, 
^.^ Wants ÚwÚ wit in >w< aww ^-^ onye >_> wowd ^-^ to xDD undewstand. 
LUCIANA. :33 Fie, :33 bwothew, how OwO the x3 wowwd :3 is >_< chang'd with xDD you! 
When ;;w;; wewe you UwU wont ^-^ to ;;w;; use my ^-^ sistew ^.^ thus? 
She x3 sent uWu fow you uWu by Dromio UwU home ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. By Dromio? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. By x3 me? 
:3 ADWIANyA. By thee; ÚwÚ and :3 this :3 thou didst xDD wetuwn ^-^ fwom x3 him- 
:33 That ^.^ he >_> did buffet ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and in his uWu bwows 
^-^ Denyied my house uWu fow his, me uWu fow his wife. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. OwO Did you ÚwÚ convewse, ;;w;; siw, with :3 this gentlewoman? 
What :3 is OwO the ^-^ couwse ÚwÚ and drift >_> of >_> youw UwU compact? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. OwO I, OwO Siw? I never ^-^ saw xDD hew ÚwÚ tiww :3 this xDD time. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ Viwwain, :3 thou UwU wiest; uWu fow x3 even xDD hew vewy uWu wowds 
>w< Didst :3 thou x3 dewivew ^-^ to me uWu on OwO the OwO mawt. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. I never ^-^ spake with xDD hew in >w< aww my wife. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. OwO How can ^.^ she thus, then, caww OwO us uWu by ^-^ ouw nyames, 
>_< Unwess ^.^ it >w< be uWu by inspiwation? 
:3 ADWIANyA. OwO How i-iww agrees ^.^ it with >_> youw gwavity 
ÚwÚ To >w< countewfeit ;;w;; thus ^.^ gwosswy with >_> youw slave, 
Abetting him ^-^ to thwart me in my >w< mood! 
Be ^.^ it my :33 wwong you awe ^-^ fwom me :33 exempt, 
But :33 wwong ^.^ nyot UwU that :33 wwong with :3 a ^-^ mowe :33 contempt. 
^w^ Come, I uWu wiww OwO fasten uWu on :3 this >_< sweeve >_> of :3 thinye; 
Thou art OwO an ÚwÚ ewm, my xDD husband, I :3 a vine, 
uWu Whose weakness, married ^-^ to >w< thy stronger state, 
:3 Makes me with >w< thy OwO stwength ^-^ to communicate. 
>w< If >w< aught ^.^ possess ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom uWu me, ^.^ it :3 is >_< dwoss, 
uWu Usuwping OwO ivy, bwiew, ^w^ ow :33 idwe OwO moss; 
OwO Who aww, uWu fow UwU want >_> of pwunying, with ^-^ intwusion 
>_< Infect >w< thy ÚwÚ sap, ÚwÚ and live uWu on >w< thy UwU confusion. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ To me ^.^ she ^w^ speaks; ^.^ she muvs me uWu fow xDD hew UwU theme. 
>_> What, ÚwÚ was I married ^-^ to xDD hew in my uWu dweam? 
Ow ;;w;; sweep I nyow, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think I hear >w< aww uWu this? 
What error >_> dwives ^-^ ouw eyes ÚwÚ and ears amiss? 
^.^ Untiw I xDD knyow :3 this ^w^ suwe UwU uncewtainty, 
I'll UwU entewtain OwO the ^.^ offew'd fallacy. 
LUCIANA. uWu Dwomio, >w< go ;;w;; bid OwO the ^-^ sewvants UwU spwead uWu fow uWu dinnyew. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. :33 O, uWu fow my ;;w;; beads! I cross me uWu fow sinner. 
:3 This :3 is OwO the uWu faiwy land. :3 O ^-^ spite >_> of :33 spites! 
We talk with gobwins, owls, ÚwÚ and xDD spwites. 
>w< If ^-^ we ^-^ obey them ;;w;; nyot, :3 this uWu wiww >_< ensue: 
>w< They'ww x3 suck ^-^ ouw breath, ^w^ ow ^.^ pinch OwO us bwack ÚwÚ and blue. 
LUCIANA. UwU Why OwO pwat'st :3 thou ^-^ to ÚwÚ thysewf, ÚwÚ and :3 answew'st not? 
uWu Dwomio, :3 thou drone, :3 thou :33 snyaiw, :3 thou ^-^ swug, :3 thou >_< sot! 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. I x3 am transformed, :3 mastew, x3 am ^.^ nyot x3 I? 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. I ÚwÚ think :3 thou art in UwU mind, ÚwÚ and OwO so x3 am :3 I. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. ;;w;; Nyay, :3 mastew, uWu both in :33 mind ÚwÚ and in my OwO shape. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. Thou x3 hast UwU thinye >_> own fowm. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. No, I x3 am OwO an ape. 
LUCIANA. >w< If :3 thou art >_< chang'd ^-^ to aught, 'tis ^-^ to OwO an ass. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. ^.^ 'Tis true; ^.^ she >_< wides uWu me, ÚwÚ and I wong uWu fow gwass. 
^.^ 'Tis so, I x3 am OwO an :3 ass; ewse ^.^ it :33 couwd never >w< be 
But I shouwd xDD knyow xDD hew as ;;w;; weww as ^.^ she knows >_> me. 
:3 ADWIANyA. ^w^ Come, xDD come, nyo ÚwÚ wongew uWu wiww I >w< be :3 a fool, 
ÚwÚ To >w< put OwO the fingew in OwO the eye ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weep, 
>w< Whiwst man ÚwÚ and ^w^ mastew laughs my ^.^ woes ^-^ to scorn. 
^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. uWu Dwomio, ^-^ keep OwO the ;;w;; gate. 
Husband, I'll uWu dinye :33 abuv with you UwU to-day, 
And ÚwÚ shwive you >_> of :3 a ^w^ thousand :33 idwe ^w^ pwanks. 
Sirrah, ^-^ if ^-^ any ÚwÚ ask you uWu fow >_> youw :3 mastew, 
Say ^.^ he dines >w< fowth, ÚwÚ and let nyo ;;w;; cweatuwe >_> entew. 
^w^ Come, sistew. uWu Dwomio, xDD pway OwO the powtew :33 weww. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. OwO Am I in :3 eawth, in UwU heaven, ^w^ ow in xDD heww? 
>w< Sweeping ^w^ ow ;;w;; waking, mad ^w^ ow well-advis'd? 
Known x3 unto :33 these, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf OwO disguis'd! 
I'll uWu say as uWu they ÚwÚ say, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pewsevew so, 
And in :3 this :33 mist at >w< aww adventuwes ^.^ go. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. UwU Mastew, uWu shaww I >w< be powtew at OwO the gate? 
:3 ADWIANyA. ÚwÚ Ay; ÚwÚ and let UwU nyonye enter, west I >_< bweak >_> youw UwU pate. 
LUCIANA. ^w^ Come, xDD come, Antiphowus, ^-^ we uWu dinye xDD too late. 
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^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE 1 

Before OwO the house >_> of ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF UwU EPHESUS 

x3 Entew ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF :33 EPHESUS, ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF :33 EPHESUS, xDD ANGEWO, ÚwÚ and x3 BAWTHAZAW 

ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Good UwU Signyiow OwO Angewo, you >w< must ;;w;; excuse OwO us uWu aww; 
UwU My UwU wife :3 is :3 shwewish when I ^-^ keep ^.^ nyot OwO houws. 
Say UwU that I ^.^ wingew'd with you at >_> youw ÚwÚ shop 
ÚwÚ To UwU see OwO the :33 making >_> of xDD hew carcanet, 
And UwU that to-morrow you uWu wiww bwing ^.^ it UwU home. 
But >w< hewe's :3 a villain UwU that would ;;w;; face me ;;w;; down 
ÚwÚ He met me uWu on OwO the mart, ÚwÚ and UwU that I beat ^w^ him, 
And OwO chawg'd him with :3 a ^w^ thousand ^.^ mawks in ^.^ gowd, 
And UwU that I >_> did deny my UwU wife ÚwÚ and >_< house. 
Thou ^w^ dwunkawd, thou, what didst :3 thou UwU mean uWu by uWu this? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Say what you wiww, ;;w;; siw, uWu but I xDD knyow what I know. 
:33 That you beat me at OwO the mawt I ^.^ have >_> youw hand ^-^ to ^w^ show; 
>w< If OwO the ^.^ skin ;;w;; wewe parchment, ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu bwows you >_> gave ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; ink, 
Your >_> own >w< handwwiting would tell you what I uWu think. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I ÚwÚ think :3 thou art OwO an ass. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. x3 Mawwy, OwO so ^.^ it doth :3 appeaw 
By OwO the ^-^ wwongs I suffer ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu bwows I OwO beaw. 
I shouwd ^-^ kick, being >w< kick'd; ÚwÚ and being at UwU that pass, 
You would ^-^ keep ^-^ fwom my heels, ÚwÚ and UwU bewawe >_> of OwO an ass. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Y'awe sad, UwU Signyiow Balthazar; pray :3 God ^-^ ouw :33 cheew 
May ÚwÚ answew my good uWu wiww ÚwÚ and >_> youw good ^-^ wewcome here. 
uWu BAWTHAZAW. I howd >_> youw UwU dainties cheap, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and >_> youw ^-^ wewcome ;;w;; deaw. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. :33 O, UwU Signyiow xDD Bawthazaw, ;;w;; eithew at ^.^ fwesh ^w^ ow uWu fish, 
OwO A ^-^ tabwe :33 fuww >_> of ^-^ wewcome makes scarce ^-^ onye dainty dish. 
uWu BAWTHAZAW. Good ^.^ meat, ;;w;; siw, :3 is UwU common; UwU that every ^w^ chuww >_> affowds. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. And ^-^ wewcome ^-^ mowe UwU common; uWu fow that's nyothing 
uWu but wowds. 
uWu BAWTHAZAW. ^w^ Smaww :33 cheew ÚwÚ and gweat ^-^ wewcome makes :3 a >_> mewwy ^-^ feast. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. >w< Ay, ^-^ to :3 a niggardly host ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe spawing >w< guest. 
But >w< though my ÚwÚ cates >w< be >_> mean, UwU take them in good part; 
>_< Bettew :33 cheew ^-^ may you x3 have, uWu but ^.^ nyot with better ÚwÚ heawt. 
But, soft, my xDD doow :3 is ^-^ wock'd; >w< go ;;w;; bid them let OwO us in. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. >w< Maud, >_< Bwidget, >w< Mawian, ^.^ Cicewy, Gillian, Ginn! 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. xDD [Within] ÚwÚ Mome, :3 mawt-howse, capon, UwU coxcomb, uWu idiot, UwU patch! 
x3 Eithew >_< get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom OwO the doow, ^w^ ow ^-^ sit ;;w;; down at OwO the >_> hatch. 
Dost :3 thou conjuwe uWu fow >_> wenches, UwU that :3 thou ^.^ caww'st uWu fow such store, 
When ^-^ onye :3 is ^-^ onye xDD too ^.^ many? uWu Go >_< get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ doow. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. What patch :3 is :3 made ^-^ ouw porter? 
UwU My ^w^ mastew ^w^ stays in OwO the street. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. xDD [Within] >_> Wet him ÚwÚ wawk ^-^ fwom :3 whence ^.^ he >w< came, 
west ^.^ he catch x3 cowd on's ;;w;; feet. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. OwO Who ÚwÚ tawks within thewe? xDD Ho, open OwO the OwO doow! 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. xDD [Within] Right, siw; I'll tell you xDD when, 
OwO an ^w^ you'ww tell me UwU whewefowe. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. >_< Whewefowe? >_< Fow my xDD dinnyew; 
I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot din'd to-day. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. xDD [Within] Nyow OwO to-day here you >w< must not; 
come UwU again when you OwO may. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. What art :3 thou UwU that :33 keep'st me >_< out 
^-^ fwom OwO the house I ^.^ owe? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. xDD [Within] The powtew uWu fow :3 this UwU time, 
;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and my name :3 is >_< Dwomio. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. :3 O ^-^ Viwwain, :3 thou x3 hast stow'n uWu both >_< minye 
>w< office ÚwÚ and my >_< nyame! 
The ^-^ onye :33 nye'ew ^w^ got me >_< cwedit, OwO the uWu othew ^.^ mickwe blame. 
>w< If :3 thou xDD hadst >_< been Dromio OwO to-day in my place, 
Thou wouldst ^.^ have >_< chang'd >w< thy ;;w;; face uWu fow :3 a uWu nyame, ^w^ ow >w< thy name uWu fow OwO an ass. 

x3 Entew uWu WUCE, within 

;;w;; WUCE. xDD [Within] What :3 a ;;w;; coiw :3 is there, Dromio? OwO Who awe x3 those at OwO the gate? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. >_> Wet my ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ in, Wuce. 
;;w;; WUCE. xDD [Within] OwO Faith, no, ^.^ he comes xDD too >_< wate; 
And OwO so tell >_> youw mastew. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. :3 O :3 Wowd, I >w< must x3 waugh! 
>_< Have at you with :3 a >_< pwuvwb: :33 Shaww I xDD set in my uWu staff? 
;;w;; WUCE. xDD [Within] >_< Have at you with another: uWu that's-when? can you UwU teww? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. xDD [Within] >w< If >w< thy name >w< be called :33 Wuce 
xDD -Wuce, :3 thou x3 hast xDD answew'd him :33 weww. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Do you OwO heaw, you minyion? You'll let OwO us ÚwÚ in, I ^.^ hope? 
;;w;; WUCE. xDD [Within] I ^w^ thought ^-^ to ^.^ have ÚwÚ ask'd you. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. xDD [Within] And you ^w^ said nyo. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. SO, ^w^ Come, uWu hewp: ;;w;; weww struck! there ÚwÚ was blow uWu fow bwow. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Thou baggage, let me in. 
;;w;; WUCE. xDD [Within] ^w^ Can you tell uWu fow uWu whose >_< sake? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. UwU Mastew, xDD knyock OwO the xDD doow hard. 
;;w;; WUCE. xDD [Within] >_> Wet him xDD knyock ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ it ^w^ ache. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. You'll x3 cwy uWu fow this, minion, ^-^ if beat OwO the xDD doow down. 
;;w;; WUCE. xDD [Within] What ^.^ nyeeds >w< aww UwU that, ÚwÚ and :3 a paiw >_> of stocks in OwO the :33 town? 

x3 Entew xDD ADWIANyA, within 

:3 ADWIANyA. xDD [Within] OwO Who :3 is UwU that at OwO the doow, UwU that >_< keeps >w< aww :3 this xDD nyoise? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. xDD [Within] By my ^w^ twoth, >_> youw ^-^ town :3 is 
twoubwed with xDD unwuwy >_< boys. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. uWu Awe you there, x3 wife? You UwU might 
^.^ have come >_> befowe. 
:3 ADWIANyA. xDD [Within] Your xDD wife, x3 siw knave! uWu Go >_< get you ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ doow. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. >w< If uWu YOU went in ÚwÚ pain, :3 mastew, :3 this >w< 'knyave' would >w< go sore. 
x3 ANGEWO. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is neither cheew, ;;w;; siw, :3 nyow ^.^ wewcome; ^-^ we would fain ^.^ have >_> eithew. 
uWu BAWTHAZAW. UwU In >_> debating ;;w;; which ÚwÚ was best, ^-^ we uWu shaww part with nyeithew. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ^.^ They ^.^ stand at OwO the doow, master; ;;w;; bid them ^-^ wewcome hithew. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Thewe :3 is xDD something in OwO the wind, UwU that ^-^ we cannyot >_< get in. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. You would uWu say so, :3 mastew, ^-^ if >_> youw garments ;;w;; wewe >_< thin. 
Your uWu cake here :3 is warm :3 within; you ^.^ stand here in OwO the cold; 
^w^ It would ^-^ make :3 a man mad as :3 a >_> buck ^-^ to >w< be OwO so bought ÚwÚ and x3 sowd. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. uWu Go ÚwÚ fetch me UwU something; I'll >_< bweak ;;w;; ope OwO the ;;w;; gate. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. xDD [Within] :33 Bweak ^-^ any breaking ;;w;; hewe, 
ÚwÚ and I'll >_< bweak >_> youw xDD knyave's UwU pate. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. OwO A man ^-^ may >_< bweak :3 a >_> wowd with you, 
siw; ÚwÚ and uWu wowds awe uWu but >_> wind; 
>w< Ay, ÚwÚ and >_< bweak ^.^ it in >_> youw ;;w;; face, OwO so ^.^ he >_< bweak ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >w< behind. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. xDD [Within] ^w^ It uWu seems :3 thou :33 want'st breaking; 
>_< out x3 upon ^.^ thee, hind! 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Here's xDD too >w< much 'out x3 upon >w< thee!' pray ÚwÚ thee let me in. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. xDD [Within] >w< Ay, when :3 fowws ^.^ have nyo 
ÚwÚ feathews ÚwÚ and >_< fish ^.^ have nyo fin. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Weww, I'll >_< bweak in; >w< go borrow me :3 a cwow. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. OwO A crow ^-^ without uWu feathew? UwU Mastew, UwU mean you so? 
>_< Fow :3 a >_< fish ^-^ without :3 a fin, :33 thewe's :3 a ;;w;; foww ^-^ without :3 a ^-^ feathew; 
>w< If :3 a crow ^w^ hewp OwO us ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ siwwah, ^w^ we'ww xDD pwuck :3 a crow >w< togethew. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. uWu Go >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone; ÚwÚ fetch me OwO an iwon cwow. 
uWu BAWTHAZAW. >_< Have >_> patience, siw; :33 O, let ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >w< be so! 
ÚwÚ Hewein you OwO waw x3 against >_> youw uWu weputation, 
And dwaw within OwO the ^w^ compass >_> of :3 suspect 
^-^ Th' ^-^ unviowated uWu honyouw >_> of >_> youw wife. 
>w< Once this-your wong experience >_> of xDD hew ;;w;; wisdom, 
Her :33 sobew uWu viwtue, yeaws, ÚwÚ and modesty, 
>w< Pwead uWu on xDD hew part >w< some cause ^-^ to you UwU unknyown; 
And x3 doubt ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; siw, uWu but ^.^ she uWu wiww ;;w;; weww ;;w;; excuse 
UwU Why at :3 this UwU time OwO the :33 doows awe :3 made x3 against you. 
Be :33 wuw'd uWu by :3 me: xDD depawt in >_> patience, 
And let OwO us ^-^ to OwO the Tiger >w< aww ^-^ to xDD dinnyew; 
And, about OwO evenying, come yourself :3 awonye 
ÚwÚ To xDD knyow OwO the reason >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ stwange >_< westwaint. 
>w< If uWu by >w< stwong hand you :3 offew ^-^ to >_< bweak in 
Nyow in OwO the stiwwing ÚwÚ passage >_> of OwO the day, 
OwO A UwU vuwgaw :33 comment uWu wiww >w< be :3 made >_> of it, 
And UwU that supposed uWu by OwO the ^w^ common >_< wout 
uWu Against >_> youw ÚwÚ yet ungalled x3 estimation 
:33 That ^-^ may with ;;w;; fouw ^-^ intwusion ÚwÚ entew in 
And ÚwÚ dweww x3 upon >_> youw grave when you awe >w< dead; 
>_< Fow :3 swandew ;;w;; wives x3 upon xDD succession, 
>_< Fow >w< evew :3 hous'd xDD whewe ^.^ it gets >w< possession. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. You ^.^ have prevail'd. I uWu wiww xDD depawt in :33 quiet, 
And in UwU despite >_> of uWu miwth UwU mean ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ mewwy. 
I xDD knyow :3 a wench >_> of excellent discouwse, 
Pretty ÚwÚ and >w< witty; wild, ÚwÚ and >_> yet, UwU too, gentle; 
Thewe uWu wiww ^-^ we dine. :3 This ^-^ woman UwU that I >_> mean, 
UwU My UwU wife-but, I protest, ^-^ without desewt- 
;;w;; Hath :33 oftentimes upbraided me withal; 
ÚwÚ To xDD hew uWu wiww ^-^ we ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. uWu [To ANGELO] UwU Get you UwU home 
And ÚwÚ fetch OwO the chain; uWu by :3 this I xDD knyow 'tis ^.^ made. 
>_< Bwing it, I pray you, ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ Powpentinye; 
>_< Fow :33 thewe's OwO the >_< house. :33 That >w< chain uWu wiww I :3 bestow- 
Be ^.^ it uWu fow nyothing uWu but ^-^ to ^-^ spite my ^.^ wife- 
:3 Upon >_< minye ^w^ hostess :3 thewe; good ;;w;; siw, ^-^ make UwU haste. 
x3 Since >_< minye >_> own :33 doows ^w^ wefuse ^-^ to UwU entewtain uWu me, 
I'll xDD knyock ÚwÚ ewsewhewe, ^-^ to UwU see ^-^ if they'll >w< disdain >_> me. 
x3 ANGEWO. I'll ^.^ meet you at UwU that place >w< some hour ^-^ hence. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Do >w< so; :3 this ÚwÚ jest uWu shaww uWu cost me >w< some :33 expense. 
^w^ <Exeunt 


^-^ SCENyE 2 

Before OwO the house >_> of ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF UwU EPHESUS 

x3 Entew x3 WUCIANyA with ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE 

LUCIANA. And ^-^ may ^.^ it >w< be UwU that you ^.^ have ^-^ quite ;;w;; fowgot 
OwO A >_< husband's :33 office? OwO Shaww, Antiphowus, 
>_< Even in OwO the spwing >_> of love, >w< thy >w< wuv-spwings wot? 
:33 Shaww love, in building, gwow OwO so ÚwÚ wuinyous? 
>w< If you >_> did wed my ^-^ sistew uWu fow xDD hew :33 weawth, 
;;w;; Then uWu fow xDD hew :3 weawth's :33 sake ;;w;; use xDD hew with ^-^ mowe ^.^ kindnyess; 
Or, ^-^ if you >_< wike ÚwÚ ewsewhewe, ^-^ do ^.^ it uWu by stealth; 
Muffle >_> youw false love with >w< some show >_> of ÚwÚ bwindnyess; 
>_> Wet ^.^ nyot my ^-^ sistew ;;w;; wead ^.^ it in >_> youw eye; 
Be ^.^ nyot >w< thy :33 tongue >w< thy >_> own ^-^ shame's orator; 
Wook ;;w;; sweet, speak :33 faiw, ÚwÚ become diswoyawty; 
>_< Appawew OwO vice >_< wike >w< viwtue's xDD hawbingew; 
Beaw :3 a fair presence, >w< though >_> youw OwO heawt >w< be >w< tainted; 
Teach xDD sin OwO the carriage >_> of :3 a holy uWu saint; 
Be xDD secwet-fawse. What :3 nyeed ^.^ she >w< be acquainted? 
What ÚwÚ simpwe ^w^ thief >_> bwags >_> of his >_> own :33 attaint? 
^.^ 'Tis double :33 wwong ^-^ to ÚwÚ twuant with >_> youw bed 
And let xDD hew ;;w;; wead ^.^ it in >w< thy looks at ÚwÚ boawd; 
Shame ;;w;; hath :3 a xDD bastawd ;;w;; fame, ;;w;; weww ^.^ manyaged; 
^w^ Iww deeds :3 is doubled with OwO an evil :33 wowd. 
^.^ Awas, UwU poow women! ^-^ make OwO us uWu but >w< bewieve, 
>_> Being xDD compact >_> of >_< cwedit, UwU that you love >_< us; 
^-^ Though ÚwÚ othews ^.^ have OwO the arm, show OwO us OwO the sweeve; 
We in >_> youw motion turn, ÚwÚ and you ^-^ may move ÚwÚ us. 
>_> Then, gentwe :33 bwothew, >_< get you in ÚwÚ again; 
Comfowt my ;;w;; sistew, :33 cheew UwU hew, caww xDD hew wife. 
^.^ 'Tis holy uWu spowt ^-^ to >w< be :3 a wittwe vain 
When OwO the ^w^ sweet >_> bweath >_> of flattery xDD conquews ^-^ stwife. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ^.^ Sweet OwO mistwess-what >_> youw name :3 is ewse, I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, 
Nyow uWu by what wonder you ^-^ do :3 hit >_> of >_> minye- 
Less in >_> youw knowledge ÚwÚ and >_> youw OwO gwace you show ^.^ nyot 
>w< Than ^-^ ouw >w< eawth's >w< wondew-mowe than :3 eawth, divine. 
Teach uWu me, dear creature, how ^-^ to ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ and >_< speak; 
>w< Way open ^-^ to my x3 eawthy-gwoss conceit, 
x3 Smoth'wed in ewwows, feeble, ÚwÚ shawwow, ;;w;; weak, 
The fowded meaning >_> of >_> youw wowds' :3 deceit. 
uWu Against my >_< souw's ÚwÚ puwe >w< twuth x3 why >_< wabouw you 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make ^.^ it ÚwÚ wandew in OwO an uWu unknyown UwU fiewd? 
uWu Awe you :3 a OwO god? Wouwd you UwU cweate me x3 nyew? 
Transform uWu me, then, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >_> youw ^.^ pow'w I'll yield. 
But ^-^ if UwU that I x3 am OwO I, then ;;w;; weww I xDD knyow 
Your weeping ^-^ sistew :3 is nyo UwU wife >_> of ÚwÚ minye, 
Nyow ^-^ to xDD hew bed nyo homage ^-^ do I ;;w;; owe; 
Far :3 mowe, :3 faw :3 mowe, ^-^ to you ^-^ do I decline. 
:33 O, x3 twain me ;;w;; nyot, ^w^ sweet mermaid, with >w< thy nyote, 
ÚwÚ To drown me in >w< thy ;;w;; sistew's flood >_> of uWu teaws. 
>_> Sing, ^-^ siwen, uWu fow ÚwÚ thysewf, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww UwU dote; 
Spread o'ew OwO the ÚwÚ siwvew xDD waves >w< thy gowden >w< haiws, 
And as :3 a bed I'll UwU take ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and there xDD he; 
And in UwU that ^w^ gwowious >_> supposition ÚwÚ think 
ÚwÚ He UwU gains uWu by death UwU that ;;w;; hath such :3 means ^-^ to ^-^ die. 
>_> Wet UwU Wuv, being >_< wight, >w< be drowned ^-^ if ^.^ she sink. 
LUCIANA. >_> What, awe you >_< mad, UwU that you ^-^ do reason so? 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. :3 Nyot >_< mad, uWu but UwU mated; ;;w;; how, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot know. 
LUCIANA. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a fauwt UwU that springeth ^-^ fwom >_> youw >w< eye. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. >_< Fow UwU gazing uWu on >_> youw UwU beams, fair >_> sun, being by. 
LUCIANA. ;;w;; Gaze xDD whewe you x3 shouwd, ÚwÚ and UwU that uWu wiww ;;w;; cweaw >_> youw ^w^ sight. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. UwU As good ^-^ to :3 wink, ^w^ sweet love, as ÚwÚ wook uWu on ^-^ nyight. 
LUCIANA. UwU Why caww you me love? ^-^ Caww my ^-^ sistew ÚwÚ so. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. x3 Thy ;;w;; sistew's sistew. 
LUCIANA. ^.^ That's my sistew. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. Nyo; 
^w^ It :3 is ÚwÚ thysewf, >_< minye >_> own sewf's better part; 
Minye UwU eye's ;;w;; cweaw eye, my dear ^w^ heawt's ^w^ deawew xDD heawt, 
UwU My food, my OwO fowtunye, ÚwÚ and my ^w^ sweet >w< hope's :3 aim, 
UwU My >_> sowe >w< eawth's UwU heaven, ÚwÚ and my >_< heaven's >w< cwaim. 
LUCIANA. ^-^ Aww :3 this my ^-^ sistew ;;w;; is, ^w^ ow ewse shouwd UwU be. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ^-^ Caww thyself ;;w;; sistew, ;;w;; sweet, uWu fow I x3 am thee; 
ÚwÚ Thee uWu wiww I love, ÚwÚ and with ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; wead my life; 
Thou x3 hast nyo xDD husband >_> yet, :3 nyow I nyo wife. 
>w< Give me >w< thy hand. 
LUCIANA. :33 O, soft, ;;w;; siw, howd you still; 
I'll ÚwÚ fetch my ^-^ sistew ^-^ to >_< get xDD hew good uWu wiww. 
;;w;; <Exit x3 WUCIANyA 

x3 Entew ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. 

ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, Dromio! :3 Whewe wun'st :3 thou 
OwO so ^w^ fast? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. Do you xDD knyow uWu me, sir? OwO Am I Dromio? 
OwO Am I >_> youw man? OwO Am I myself? 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. Thou art uWu Dwomio, :3 thou art my 
man, :3 thou art thysewf. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. I x3 am OwO an ass, I x3 am :3 a :3 woman's man, ÚwÚ and >w< besides 
^-^ mysewf. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. What :3 woman's man, ÚwÚ and how >w< besides thysewf? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, >w< besides ÚwÚ mysewf, I x3 am :3 due 
^-^ to :3 a woman-onye UwU that uWu cwaims uWu me, ^-^ onye UwU that >w< haunts uWu me, ^-^ onye 
UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ have >_> me. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. What OwO cwaim lays ^.^ she ^-^ to OwO thee? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, such OwO cwaim as you would 
uWu way ^-^ to >_> youw x3 howse; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she would ^.^ have me as :3 a xDD beast: ^.^ nyot 
UwU that, I being :3 a >_> beast, ^.^ she would ^.^ have me; uWu but UwU that :33 she, 
being :3 a vewy >_> beastwy creature, lays OwO cwaim ^-^ to >_> me. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. What :3 is uWu she? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. OwO A vewy reverent body; ^-^ ay, such :3 a ^-^ onye 
as :3 a man ^-^ may ^.^ nyot speak >_> of ^-^ without ^.^ he uWu say 'Siw-wevewence.' 
I ^.^ have uWu but lean xDD wuck in OwO the UwU match, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet :3 is ^.^ she :3 a 
:3 wondwous UwU fat marriage. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. OwO How OwO dost :3 thou UwU mean :3 a UwU fat UwU mawwiage? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, she's OwO the xDD kitchen-wench, 
ÚwÚ and >w< aww x3 gwease; ÚwÚ and I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ;;w;; use ^-^ to >w< put xDD hew ^-^ to uWu but 
^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a OwO wamp >_> of xDD hew ÚwÚ and run ^-^ fwom xDD hew uWu by xDD hew >_> own >_> wight. 
I x3 wawwant, xDD hew ^.^ wags ÚwÚ and OwO the tawwow in them uWu wiww >_< buwn 
Poland winter. >w< If ^.^ she ;;w;; wives ÚwÚ tiww doomsday, she'll >_< buwn 
>_> week ÚwÚ wongew than OwO the xDD whowe world. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. What complexion :3 is ^.^ she x3 of? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. Swawt, >_< wike my shoe; uWu but xDD hew ;;w;; face 
nyothing >_< wike OwO so cwean uWu kept; uWu fow >_> why, ^.^ she :33 sweats, :3 a man ^-^ may 
>w< go xDD uvw ÚwÚ shoes in OwO the grime >_> of it. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ^.^ That's :3 a fauwt UwU that >w< watew uWu wiww >_> mend. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. No, ;;w;; siw, 'tis in ^.^ gwain; UwU Nyoah's flood 
:33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ do it. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. What's xDD hew name? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. OwO Nyeww, siw; uWu but xDD hew name ÚwÚ and three 
quarters, that's OwO an >_< eww ÚwÚ and three quarters, uWu wiww ^.^ nyot measuwe 
xDD hew ^-^ fwom hip ^-^ to ^w^ hip. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ;;w;; Then ^.^ she uWu beaws >w< some bweadth? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. :3 Nyo ÚwÚ wongew ^-^ fwom head ^-^ to foot than 
^-^ fwom hip ^-^ to xDD hip: ^.^ she :3 is spherical, >_< wike :3 a >w< gwobe; I :33 couwd find 
>_< out >w< countwies in :3 hew. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. UwU In what part >_> of xDD hew ÚwÚ body ^-^ stands Iwewand? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, in xDD hew >w< buttocks; I ;;w;; found ^.^ it >_< out uWu by 
OwO the bogs. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. :3 Whewe >_< Scotwand? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. I ;;w;; found ^.^ it uWu by OwO the barrenness, ^-^ hawd in 
OwO the pawm >_> of OwO the hand. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. :3 Whewe :33 Fwance? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. UwU In xDD hew forehead, UwU awm'd ÚwÚ and :33 wevewted, 
:33 making OwO waw x3 against xDD hew :33 heiw. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. :3 Whewe Engwand? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. I ^.^ wook'd uWu fow OwO the chawky >_> cwiffs, uWu but I 
:33 couwd find nyo whitenyess in them; uWu but I ^.^ guess ^.^ it ÚwÚ stood in xDD hew 
^.^ chin, uWu by OwO the salt rheum UwU that ÚwÚ wan :3 between Fwance ÚwÚ and it. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. :3 Whewe ^.^ Spain? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. OwO Faith, I ^-^ saw ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, uWu but I ;;w;; fewt ^.^ it ^.^ hot in 
xDD hew ^.^ bweath. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. :3 Whewe uWu Amewica, OwO the Indies? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, x3 upon xDD hew nyose, OwO an o'ew ;;w;; embewwished with 
UwU wubies, ^.^ cawbuncwes, sapphires, >w< decwinying theiw rich aspect ^-^ to OwO the 
^.^ hot >_> bweath >_> of x3 Spain; ^-^ who x3 sent xDD whowe :33 awmadoes >_> of caracks ^-^ to >w< be 
bawwast at xDD hew >_< nyose. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. :3 Whewe ÚwÚ stood Bewgia, OwO the x3 Nyethewwands? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. :33 O, >_> Siw, I >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wook OwO so ;;w;; wow. ÚwÚ To 
conclude: :3 this dwudge ^w^ ow >_< divinyew >_> waid OwO cwaim ^-^ to me; xDD caww'd me 
Dwomio; :33 swowe I ÚwÚ was assur'd ^-^ to UwU hew; told me what >_< pwivy 
^.^ mawks I xDD had about uWu me, :3 as, OwO the mark >_> of my shoulder, OwO the 
^-^ mowe in my neck, OwO the gweat ÚwÚ wawt uWu on my weft arm, UwU that OwO I, 
amaz'd, ÚwÚ wan ^-^ fwom xDD hew as :3 a >_< witch. 
And, I xDD think, ^-^ if my uWu bweast xDD had ^.^ nyot >_< been :3 made >_> of :33 faith, 
ÚwÚ and my OwO heawt >_> of steel, 
She xDD had :33 twansfowm'd me ^-^ to :3 a >w< cuwtaw dog, ÚwÚ and :3 made me xDD tuwn >w< i' th' wheel. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. uWu Go UwU hie ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ pwesentwy OwO post ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ woad; 
An ^-^ if OwO the ^.^ wind blow ^-^ any uWu way ^-^ fwom shore, 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot OwO hawbouw in :3 this ^-^ town to-nyight. 
>w< If ^-^ any bark >w< put >w< fowth, come ^-^ to OwO the mart, 
:3 Whewe I uWu wiww ÚwÚ wawk ÚwÚ tiww :3 thou xDD wetuwn ^-^ to >_> me. 
>w< If every ^-^ onye knows >w< us, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we xDD knyow x3 nyonye, 
^.^ 'Tis UwU time, I xDD think, ^-^ to twudge, ÚwÚ pack ÚwÚ and >w< be gone. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. UwU As ^-^ fwom :3 a bear :3 a man would run uWu fow xDD wife, 
^w^ So UwU fwy I ^-^ fwom xDD hew UwU that would >w< be my wife. 
;;w;; <Exit 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. There's UwU nyonye uWu but :33 witches ^-^ do ÚwÚ inhabit ;;w;; hewe, 
And OwO thewefowe 'tis UwU high UwU time UwU that I ;;w;; wewe ^-^ hence. 
She UwU that doth caww me xDD husband, x3 even my ^w^ souw 
^-^ Doth uWu fow :3 a UwU wife abhor. But xDD hew fair ;;w;; sistew, 
;;w;; Possess'd with such :3 a gentwe x3 suvweign >w< gwace, 
x3 Of such >w< enchanting :3 pwesence ÚwÚ and discouwse, 
;;w;; Hath ^w^ awmost :3 made me >_> twaitow ^-^ to mysewf; 
But, west ^-^ mysewf >w< be OwO guiwty ^-^ to self-wrong, 
I'll xDD stop >_< minye ears x3 against OwO the mermaid's UwU song. 

x3 Entew ANGELO with OwO the >w< chain 

x3 ANGEWO. ^-^ Mastew ^.^ Antiphowus! 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. >w< Ay, that's my >w< nyame. 
x3 ANGEWO. I xDD knyow ^.^ it well, sir. :33 Wo, here :3 is OwO the :3 chain. 
I ^w^ thought ^-^ to ^.^ have ta'en you at OwO the ÚwÚ Powpentinye; 
The >w< chain :33 unfinyish'd :3 made me stay ;;w;; thus UwU wong. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. What :3 is >_> youw uWu wiww UwU that I uWu shaww ^-^ do with uWu this? 
x3 ANGEWO. What >w< pwease OwO youwsewf, siw; I ^.^ have :3 made ^.^ it uWu fow you. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ^w^ Made ^.^ it uWu fow uWu me, :3 siw! I UwU bespoke ^.^ it not. 
x3 ANGEWO. :3 Nyot UwU once :3 nyow >w< twice, uWu but twenty xDD times you have. 
uWu Go UwU home with it, ÚwÚ and >w< pwease >_> youw UwU wife withal; 
And >_> soon at supper-time I'll >w< visit you, 
And then weceive my money uWu fow OwO the :3 chain. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. I pray you, ;;w;; siw, weceive OwO the money nyow, 
>_< Fow ;;w;; feaw you :33 nye'ew UwU see >w< chain :3 nyow money more. 
x3 ANGEWO. You awe :3 a >_> mewwy man, siw; fare you :33 weww. 
;;w;; <Exit 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. What I shouwd ÚwÚ think >_> of :3 this cannyot ^-^ teww: 
But :3 this I xDD think, :33 thewe's nyo man :3 is OwO so vain 
:33 That would ^w^ wefuse OwO so fair OwO an ^.^ offew'd :3 chain. 
I UwU see :3 a man here ^.^ nyeeds ^.^ nyot live uWu by >_< shifts, 
When in OwO the >w< stweets ^.^ he xDD meets such gowden >_< gifts. 
I'll ^-^ to OwO the mart, ÚwÚ and there uWu fow Dromio stay; 
>w< If ^-^ any ;;w;; ship >w< put out, then straight >_> away. 
;;w;; <Exit 


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^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE 1 

OwO A uWu pubwic place 

x3 Entew x3 SECOND MEWCHANT, xDD ANGEWO, ÚwÚ and OwO an xDD OFFICEW 

x3 SECOND uWu MEWCHANT. You xDD knyow >_< since UwU Pentecost OwO the sum :3 is OwO due, 
And >_< since I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot >w< much importun'd OwO you; 
Nyow :3 nyow I xDD had ;;w;; nyot, uWu but UwU that I x3 am bound 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ Pewsia, ÚwÚ and UwU want ;;w;; guiwdews uWu fow my ÚwÚ voyage. 
OwO Thewefowe ^-^ make ÚwÚ pwesent satisfaction, 
Ow I'll >w< attach you uWu by :3 this uWu officew. 
x3 ANGEWO. >_< Even ^.^ just OwO the sum UwU that I ^-^ do owe ^-^ to you 
^-^ Is ;;w;; gwowing ^-^ to me uWu by ^-^ Antiphowus; 
And in OwO the x3 instant UwU that I met with you 
ÚwÚ He xDD had >_> of me :3 a chain; at five o'cwock 
I uWu shaww weceive OwO the money uWu fow OwO the OwO same. 
ÚwÚ Pweaseth you ÚwÚ wawk with me ;;w;; down ^-^ to his OwO house, 
I uWu wiww >w< dischawge my bond, ÚwÚ and :3 thank you ^w^ too. 

x3 Entew ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF :33 EPHESUS, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF :33 EPHESUS, ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ COUWTEZAN'S 

>_> OFFICEW. :33 That >_< wabouw ^-^ may you save; UwU see xDD whewe ^.^ he comes. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. OwO Whiwe I >w< go ^-^ to OwO the goldsmith's OwO house, >w< go :3 thou 
And ^-^ buy :3 a >w< wope's :3 end; UwU that uWu wiww I bestow 
x3 Among my UwU wife ÚwÚ and xDD hew >_< confedewates, 
>_< Fow :3 wocking me >_< out >_> of my :33 doows uWu by day. 
But, soft, I UwU see OwO the goldsmith. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee gone; 
>_> Buy :3 thou :3 a >_> wope, ÚwÚ and bwing ^.^ it UwU home ^-^ to >_> me. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I ^-^ buy :3 a ^w^ thousand :3 pound :3 a ^.^ yeaw; I ^-^ buy :3 a ;;w;; wope. 
;;w;; <Exit ;;w;; DWOMIO 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. OwO A man :3 is ;;w;; weww howp OwO up UwU that uWu twusts ^-^ to xDD you! 
I promised >_> youw :3 pwesence ÚwÚ and OwO the chain; 
But neither >w< chain :3 nyow UwU gowdsmith came ^-^ to >_> me. 
Belike you ^w^ thought ^-^ ouw love would last xDD too long, 
>w< If ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe chain'd togethew, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe came not. 
x3 ANGEWO. :3 Saving >_> youw >_> mewwy humouw, >w< hewe's OwO the ^-^ nyote 
OwO How >w< much >_> youw >w< chain weighs ^-^ to OwO the xDD utmost carat, 
The ;;w;; finyenyess >_> of OwO the ^.^ gowd, ÚwÚ and chawgefuw x3 fashion, 
^w^ Which doth ÚwÚ amount ^-^ to three uWu odd ^w^ ducats ^-^ mowe 
>w< Than I ^.^ stand UwU debted ^-^ to :3 this gentleman. 
I pray you UwU see him ÚwÚ pwesentwy x3 dischawg'd, 
>_< Fow ^.^ he :3 is bound ^-^ to >_< sea, ÚwÚ and ^w^ stays uWu but uWu fow it. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I x3 am ^.^ nyot furnish'd with OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent money; 
UwU Besides, I ^.^ have >w< some ^-^ businyess in OwO the town. 
Good UwU signyiow, UwU take OwO the ^w^ stwangew ^-^ to my OwO house, 
And with you UwU take OwO the :33 chain, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid my UwU wife 
>_> Disbuwse OwO the sum uWu on OwO the ^-^ weceipt UwU theweof. 
:3 Pewchance I uWu wiww >w< be there as >_> soon as you. 
x3 ANGEWO. ;;w;; Then you uWu wiww bwing OwO the >w< chain ^-^ to xDD hew :3 youwsewf? 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Nyo; bear ^.^ it with you, west I come ^.^ nyot UwU time ^w^ enyough. 
x3 ANGEWO. Weww, ;;w;; siw, I uWu wiww. >_< Have you OwO the >w< chain about you? 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. An ^-^ if I ^.^ have ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; siw, I >w< hope you ^.^ have; 
Ow ewse you ^-^ may xDD wetuwn ^-^ without >_> youw ^-^ monyey. 
x3 ANGEWO. ;;w;; Nyay, xDD come, I pray you, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ give me OwO the chain; 
Both ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and >_< tide ^w^ stays uWu fow :3 this ;;w;; gentweman, 
And OwO I, ^-^ to blame, ^.^ have held him here xDD too UwU wong. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Good Lord! you ;;w;; use :3 this dalliance ^-^ to ;;w;; excuse 
Your :33 bweach >_> of pwomise ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ Powpentinye; 
I shouwd ^.^ have xDD chid you uWu fow ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ bwinging it, 
But, >_< wike :3 a shwew, you ^.^ fiwst begin ^-^ to x3 bwaww. 
x3 SECOND uWu MEWCHANT. The hour xDD steaws OwO on; I pray you, ;;w;; siw, UwU dispatch. 
x3 ANGEWO. You hear how ^.^ he importunes ^.^ me-the ^w^ chain! 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ÚwÚ Why, ^w^ give ^.^ it ^-^ to my xDD wife, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fetch >_> youw ^-^ monyey. 
x3 ANGEWO. ^w^ Come, xDD come, you xDD knyow I >_> gave ^.^ it you x3 even OwO nyow. 
x3 Eithew ^-^ send OwO the >w< chain ^w^ ow ^-^ send uWu by me >w< some token. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. :33 Fie, :3 nyow you run :3 this humouw >_< out >_> of bweath! 
^w^ Come, ^w^ whewe's OwO the x3 chain? I pray you let me UwU see it. 
x3 SECOND uWu MEWCHANT. UwU My ^-^ businyess cannyot ^.^ bwook :3 this dalliance. 
Good ;;w;; siw, uWu say whe'r ^w^ you'ww ÚwÚ answew me ^w^ ow no; 
>w< If ;;w;; nyot, I'll xDD weave him ^-^ to OwO the uWu officew. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I ÚwÚ answew xDD you! What shouwd I ÚwÚ answew you? 
x3 ANGEWO. The money UwU that you owe me uWu fow OwO the :3 chain. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I owe you UwU nyonye ÚwÚ tiww I weceive OwO the :3 chain. 
x3 ANGEWO. You xDD knyow I >_> gave ^.^ it you half OwO an hour since. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. You >_> gave me ^.^ nyonye; you :33 wwong me >w< much ^-^ to uWu say ÚwÚ so. 
x3 ANGEWO. You :33 wwong me :3 mowe, ;;w;; siw, in >w< denying it. 
Consider how ^.^ it ^-^ stands x3 upon my credit. 
x3 SECOND uWu MEWCHANT. Weww, officew, arrest him at my ;;w;; suit. 
>_> OFFICEW. I do; ÚwÚ and chawge you in OwO the >w< Duke's name ^-^ to ^-^ obey >_> me. 
x3 ANGEWO. :3 This UwU touches me in weputation. 
x3 Eithew consent ^-^ to pay :3 this sum uWu fow uWu me, 
Ow I >w< attach you uWu by :3 this uWu officew. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. uWu Consent ^-^ to pay ÚwÚ thee UwU that I never :3 had! 
xDD Awwest uWu me, foowish fewwow, ^-^ if :3 thou dar'st. 
x3 ANGEWO. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is >w< thy fee; arrest ^w^ him, uWu officew. 
I would ^.^ nyot spawe my bwothew in :3 this ^-^ case, 
>w< If ^.^ he shouwd :33 scown me OwO so >_> appawentwy. 
>_> OFFICEW. I ^-^ do arrest you, siw; you hear OwO the ;;w;; suit. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I ^-^ do ^-^ obey ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ tiww I ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee bail. 
But, ÚwÚ siwwah, you uWu shaww ^-^ buy :3 this uWu spowt as dear 
UwU As >w< aww OwO the >w< metaw in >_> youw ÚwÚ shop uWu wiww >w< answew. 
x3 ANGEWO. >_> Siw, ;;w;; siw, I uWu shaww ^.^ have OwO waw in x3 Ephesus, 
ÚwÚ To >_> youw notorious shame, I x3 doubt ^.^ it not. 

x3 Entew ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ÚwÚ SYWACUSE, ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 bay 

;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. UwU Mastew, :33 thewe's :3 a bark >_> of ^w^ Epidamnyum 
:33 That ^w^ stays uWu but ÚwÚ tiww xDD hew xDD ownyew comes >_< aboawd, 
And then, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ she uWu beaws >_> away. Our ^.^ fwaughtage, ;;w;; siw, 
I ^.^ have uWu convey'd aboard; ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have bought 
The uWu oiw, OwO the :3 bawsamum, ÚwÚ and aqua-vitx. 
The ;;w;; ship :3 is in xDD hew trim; OwO the >_> mewwy ^.^ wind 
Blows fair ^-^ fwom >w< wand; uWu they stay uWu fow UwU nyought at OwO an 
But uWu fow theiw owner, :3 mastew, ÚwÚ and OwO youwsewf. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. OwO How nyow! :3 a x3 madman? ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou peevish sheep, 
What ;;w;; ship >_> of ^w^ Epidamnyum ^w^ stays uWu fow x3 me? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. OwO A ;;w;; ship you x3 sent me ^.^ to, ^-^ to ÚwÚ hiwe :3 waftage. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ÚwÚ THOU drunken slave! I x3 sent OwO the uWu fow :3 a rope; 
And told ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to what OwO puwpose ÚwÚ and what OwO end. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. uWu YOU x3 sent me uWu fow :3 a >w< wope's ^-^ end as :3 soon- 
You x3 sent me ^-^ to OwO the OwO bay, ;;w;; siw, uWu fow :3 a bark. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I uWu Wiww debate :3 this matter at ^-^ mowe leisure, 
And teach >_> youw ears ^-^ to list me with ^-^ mowe :33 heed. 
ÚwÚ To OwO Adwianya, viwwain, UwU hie ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; stwaight; 
>w< Give xDD hew :3 this key, ÚwÚ and tell xDD hew in OwO the uWu desk 
^.^ That's uWu cuvw'd o'ew with Turkish ÚwÚ tapestwy 
Thewe :3 is :3 a >_> puwse >_> of ducats; let xDD hew ^-^ send it. 
>_> Teww xDD hew I x3 am arrested in OwO the street, 
And UwU that uWu shaww bail me; UwU hie ^.^ thee, slave, >w< be gone. 
uWu On, officew, ^-^ to pwison ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ it come. 
^w^ <Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ;;w;; DWOMIO 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ To :3 Adwianya! UwU that :3 is xDD whewe ^-^ we >_> din'd, 
:3 Whewe ;;w;; Dowsabew >_> did OwO cwaim me uWu fow xDD hew >_> husband. 
She :3 is xDD too >w< big, I hope, uWu fow me ^-^ to UwU compass. 
Thithew I xDD must, although x3 against my wiww, 
>_< Fow ^-^ sewvants >w< must theiw masters' ^w^ minds :3 fuwfiw. 
;;w;; <Exit 


^-^ SCENyE 2 

The house >_> of ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF UwU EPHESUS 

x3 Entew >_> ADWIANyA ÚwÚ and x3 WUCIANyA 

:3 ADWIANyA. xDD Ah, >_< Wucianya, >_> did ^.^ he >_> tempt ÚwÚ thee so? 
>_> Might'st :3 thou pewceive austewewy in his eye 
:33 That ^.^ he >_> did >w< pwead in uWu eawnyest? >_> Yea ^w^ ow nyo? 
Wook'd ^.^ he ^w^ ow wed ^w^ ow pawe, ^w^ ow >_> sad ^w^ ow merrily? 
What >_< obsewvation :3 mad'st :3 thou in :3 this UwU case 
x3 Of his ^w^ heawt's >w< meteows ^-^ tiwting in his face? 
LUCIANA. >w< Fiwst ^.^ he ;;w;; denyied you xDD had in him nyo >_> wight. 
:3 ADWIANyA. ÚwÚ He meant ^.^ he >_> did me ÚwÚ nyonye-the ^-^ mowe my ;;w;; spite. 
LUCIANA. ;;w;; Then :33 swowe ^.^ he UwU that ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :3 a ^w^ stwangew here. 
:3 ADWIANyA. And OwO twue ^.^ he x3 swowe, >w< though ÚwÚ yet >_> fowswown ^.^ he :3 wewe. 
LUCIANA. ;;w;; Then ;;w;; pweaded I uWu fow you. 
:3 ADWIANyA. And what ^w^ said x3 he? 
LUCIANA. :33 That love I begg'd uWu fow you ^.^ he begg'd >_> of >_> me. 
:3 ADWIANyA. x3 With what >_< pewsuasion >_> did ^.^ he >_> tempt >w< thy love? 
LUCIANA. x3 With uWu wowds UwU that in OwO an >w< honyest suit UwU might muv. 
>w< Fiwst ^.^ he >_> did UwU pwaise my :3 beauty, then my xDD speech. 
:3 ADWIANyA. >w< Didst speak him faiw? 
LUCIANA. >_< Have >_> patience, I uWu beseech. 
:3 ADWIANyA. I :33 cannyot, :3 nyow I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot howd me still; 
UwU My tongue, >w< though ^.^ nyot my xDD heawt, uWu shaww ^.^ have his uWu wiww. 
ÚwÚ He :3 is >w< defowmed, x3 cwooked, >_> owd, ÚwÚ and xDD sewe, 
:33 Iww-fac'd, >_< wowse ;;w;; bodied, shapewess evewywhewe; 
Vicious, ungentle, UwU foowish, uWu bwunt, unkind; 
UwU Stigmaticaw in >w< making, >_< wowse in mind. 
LUCIANA. OwO Who would >w< be x3 jeawous then >_> of such :3 a ÚwÚ onye? 
:3 Nyo evil lost :3 is ÚwÚ waiw'd when ^.^ it :3 is gone. 
:3 ADWIANyA. xDD Ah, uWu but I ÚwÚ think him better than I ÚwÚ say, 
And ÚwÚ yet would hewein >_> othews' eyes ;;w;; wewe >w< wowse. 
Far ^-^ fwom xDD hew ^w^ nyest OwO the lapwing x3 cwies away; 
UwU My OwO heawt uWu pways uWu fow ^w^ him, >w< though my :33 tongue ^-^ do curse. 

x3 Entew ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. 

;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. ;;w;; Hewe go-the ^.^ desk, OwO the puwse. ^.^ Sweet 
nyow, ^-^ make UwU haste. 
LUCIANA. OwO How x3 hast :3 thou lost >w< thy breath? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. By x3 wunnying fast. 
:3 ADWIANyA. :3 Whewe :3 is >w< thy :3 mastew, Dromio? ^-^ Is ^.^ he uWu weww? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. No, :33 he's in Tartar ^-^ wimbo, >_< wowse than ÚwÚ heww. 
OwO A ^w^ deviw in OwO an xDD evewwasting ^w^ gawment ;;w;; hath him; 
>_< Onye uWu whose ^-^ hawd OwO heawt :3 is UwU button'd OwO up with steel; 
OwO A ÚwÚ fiend, :3 a uWu faiwy, pitiless ÚwÚ and rough; 
OwO A wowf, UwU nyay ^.^ wowse, :3 a :3 fewwow >w< aww in uWu buff; 
OwO A back-friend, :3 a shoulder-clapper, ^-^ onye UwU that countewmands 
The x3 passages >_> of alleys, cweeks, ÚwÚ and narrow wands; 
OwO A OwO hound UwU that runs :3 countew, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet dwaws ;;w;; dwy-foot ;;w;; weww; 
>_< Onye UwU that, before OwO the uWu Judgment, >_> cawwies UwU poow souws ^-^ to ÚwÚ heww. 
:3 ADWIANyA. ÚwÚ Why, man, what :3 is OwO the matter? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow OwO the matter; ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ wested uWu on OwO the ^.^ case. 
:3 ADWIANyA. >_> What, :3 is ^.^ he arrested? >_> Teww uWu me, at uWu whose ^.^ suit? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot at uWu whose suit ^.^ he :3 is arrested ;;w;; weww; 
But :33 he's in :3 a suit >_> of ;;w;; buff ;;w;; which uWu 'wested ^w^ him, UwU that can I tell. 
uWu Wiww you ^-^ send ^w^ him, mistress, redemption, OwO the money in his :3 desk? 
:3 ADWIANyA. uWu Go ÚwÚ fetch it, sistew. xDD [Exit WUCIANyA] :3 This I wonder at: 
ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ he uWu unknyown ^-^ to me shouwd >w< be in UwU debt. 
>_> Teww uWu me, ÚwÚ was ^.^ he arrested uWu on :3 a OwO band? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. uWu on :3 a ^-^ band, uWu but uWu on :3 a stronger :33 thing, 
OwO A :33 chain, :3 a :3 chain. Do you ^.^ nyot hear ^.^ it ring? 
:3 ADWIANyA. >_> What, OwO the x3 chain? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. No, no, OwO the bell; 'tis UwU time UwU that I ;;w;; wewe gone. 
^w^ It ÚwÚ was two ewe I weft ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow OwO the ^w^ cwock strikes ^w^ onye. 
:3 ADWIANyA. The ^w^ houws come >_> back! :33 That >_> did I never heaw. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. :3 O yes. >w< If ^-^ any hour ^.^ meet :3 a sergeant, 
UwU 'a ;;w;; tuwns xDD back uWu fow vewy fear. 
:3 ADWIANyA. UwU As ^-^ if Time ;;w;; wewe in >_> debt! OwO How fondwy OwO dost :3 thou weason! 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. Time :3 is :3 a vewy uWu bankwupt, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ owes 
^-^ mowe than :33 he's wowth ^-^ to ^-^ season. 
;;w;; Nyay, :33 he's :3 a ^w^ thief xDD too: ^.^ have you ^.^ nyot heard x3 men uWu say 
:33 That Time comes >_< steawing uWu on uWu by night ÚwÚ and day? 
>w< If UwU 'a >w< be in >_> debt ÚwÚ and :3 theft, ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; sewgeant in OwO the >_< way, 
;;w;; Hath ^.^ he ^.^ nyot reason ^-^ to xDD tuwn xDD back OwO an hour in :3 a day? 

;;w;; We-entew x3 WUCIANyA with :3 a >_> puwse 

:3 ADWIANyA. Go, uWu Dwomio, :33 thewe's OwO the money; bear ^.^ it stwaight, 
And bwing >w< thy ^w^ mastew UwU home immediatewy. 
^w^ Come, sistew; I x3 am ^.^ pwess'd ;;w;; down with xDD conceit- 
Conceit, my comfort ÚwÚ and my OwO injuwy. 
^w^ <Exeunt 


^-^ SCENyE ^-^ 3 

The mawt 

x3 Entew ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE 

ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. There's ^.^ nyot :3 a man I ^.^ meet uWu but doth salute me 
UwU As ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe theiw >_< weww-acquainted :3 fwiend; 
And every ^-^ onye doth caww me uWu by my >w< nyame. 
uWu Some >w< tendew money ^-^ to uWu me, >w< some ^w^ invite uWu me, 
uWu Some uWu othew ^w^ give me ^w^ thanks uWu fow kindnyesses, 
uWu Some :3 offew me :3 commodities ^-^ to OwO buy; 
>_< Even :3 nyow :3 a >_> taiwow xDD caww'd me in his ^.^ shop, 
And show'd me silks UwU that ^.^ he xDD had bought uWu fow uWu me, 
And :3 thewewithaw took measuwe >_> of my ÚwÚ body. 
Suwe, ^.^ these awe uWu but imaginyawy :33 wiwes, 
And Lapland :33 sowcewews ÚwÚ inhabit here. 

x3 Entew ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE 

;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. UwU Mastew, >w< hewe's OwO the gold you x3 sent me 
OwO fow. >_> What, ^.^ have you ^w^ got OwO the UwU pictuwe >_> of ^.^ owd :33 Adam new-apparell'd? 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. What gold :3 is uWu this? What :33 Adam OwO dost :3 thou ÚwÚ mean? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. :3 Nyot UwU that :33 Adam UwU that ^-^ kept OwO the >_< Pawadise, 
uWu but UwU that :33 Adam UwU that >_< keeps OwO the prison; ^.^ he UwU that :33 goes in OwO the 
uWu cawf's ^.^ skin UwU that ÚwÚ was xDD kiww'd uWu fow OwO the uWu Pwodigaw; ^.^ he UwU that came >_> behind 
you, ;;w;; siw, >_< wike OwO an evil angew, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid you >_> fowsake >_> youw :33 wibewty. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. I undewstand ÚwÚ thee not. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. ;;w;; Nyo? ÚwÚ Why, 'tis :3 a ;;w;; pwain >_> case: ^.^ he UwU that 
went, >_< wike :3 a OwO bass-viow, in :3 a UwU case >_> of ÚwÚ weathew; OwO the man, ;;w;; siw, 
UwU that, when gentlemen awe tired, gives them :3 a sob, ÚwÚ and west 
them; >_< he, ;;w;; siw, UwU that ^-^ takes ^-^ pity uWu on ;;w;; decayed ^-^ men, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give 
them ÚwÚ suits >_> of durance; ^.^ he UwU that ^w^ sets OwO up his west ^-^ to ^-^ do ^-^ mowe 
exploits with his mace than :3 a xDD mowwis-pike. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. >_> What, :3 thou mean'st OwO an x3 officew? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, OwO the ;;w;; sewgeant >_> of OwO the ^.^ band; 
UwU that brings ^-^ any man ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew ^.^ it UwU that bweaks his ^.^ band; uWu on 
UwU that OwO thinks :3 a man :33 awways ^-^ going ^-^ to :33 bed, ÚwÚ and :33 says 'God ^w^ give 
you good OwO west!' 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. Weww, ;;w;; siw, there west in >_> youw xDD foowewy. ^-^ Is 
there ^-^ any ;;w;; ship ^-^ puts :3 fowth x3 to-nyight? May ^-^ we >w< be gonye? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, I ^w^ bwought you >_> wowd OwO an 
hour >_< since UwU that OwO the bark ÚwÚ Expedition >w< put :3 fowth to-night; ÚwÚ and 
then ;;w;; wewe you ^.^ hind'wed uWu by OwO the sergeant, ^-^ to tawwy uWu fow OwO the 
:3 boy Delay. ;;w;; Hewe awe OwO the xDD angews UwU that you x3 sent uWu fow ^-^ to x3 dewivew you. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. The :3 fewwow :3 is ^-^ distwact, ÚwÚ and OwO so x3 am I; 
And here ^-^ we ÚwÚ wandew in x3 iwwusions. 
uWu Some bwessed power x3 dewivew OwO us ^-^ fwom OwO hence! 

x3 Entew :3 a COURTEZAN 

>_> COUWTEZAN. ^.^ Weww met, ;;w;; weww met, ^-^ Mastew Antipholus. 
I >_> see, ;;w;; siw, you ^.^ have ;;w;; found OwO the UwU gowdsmith OwO nyow. 
^-^ Is UwU that OwO the >w< chain you OwO pwomis'd me uWu to-day? 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ^.^ Satan, OwO avoid! I chawge ^.^ thee, >_> tempt me not. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. UwU Mastew, :3 is :3 this ^w^ Mistwess Satan? 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the ^w^ deviw. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ she :3 is ^.^ wowse, ^.^ she :3 is OwO the devil's 
dam, ÚwÚ and here ^.^ she comes in OwO the :33 habit >_> of :3 a ^.^ wight ;;w;; wench; ÚwÚ and 
thereof comes UwU that OwO the wenches uWu say 'God x3 damn OwO me!' ^.^ That's 
as >w< much ^-^ to uWu say 'God ^-^ make me :3 a ^.^ wight ^w^ wench!' ^w^ It :3 is written 
uWu they :3 appeaw ^-^ to x3 men >_< wike xDD angews >_> of ^-^ wight; ^.^ wight :3 is OwO an :33 effect 
>_> of fire, ÚwÚ and x3 fiwe uWu wiww ^w^ buwn; x3 ewgo, ^.^ wight wenches uWu wiww burn. 
Come ^.^ nyot ;;w;; nyeaw :3 hew. 
>_> COUWTEZAN. Your man ÚwÚ and you awe ^-^ mawvewwous uWu mewwy, sir. 
uWu Wiww you >w< go with x3 me? >w< We'ww OwO mend ^-^ ouw ;;w;; dinnyew here. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. UwU Mastew, ^-^ if you uWu do, OwO expect :3 spoon-meat, 
^w^ ow x3 bespeak :3 a wong spoon. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ Why, Dromio? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. x3 Mawwy, ^.^ he >w< must ^.^ have :3 a wong ;;w;; spoon 
UwU that >w< must xDD eat with OwO the ^w^ deviw. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. Avoid then, ^-^ fiend! What >_> teww'st :3 thou me >_> of supping? 
Thou :3 awt, as you awe aww, :3 a ^-^ sowcewess; 
I conjuwe ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to xDD weave me ÚwÚ and >w< be gone. 
>_> COUWTEZAN. >w< Give me OwO the ring >_> of >_< minye you xDD had at dinnyew, 
Or, uWu fow my >_< diamond, OwO the >w< chain you ^-^ pwomis'd, 
And I'll >w< be gone, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot twoubwe you. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. uWu Some devils ÚwÚ ask uWu but OwO the parings >_> of >_> onye's >_< nyaiw, 
OwO A uWu wush, :3 a >_> haiw, :3 a >_> dwop >_> of blood, :3 a >w< pin, 
OwO A nut, :3 a ^.^ chewwy-stonye; 
But :33 she, ^-^ mowe covetous, would ^.^ have :3 a :3 chain. 
UwU Mastew, >w< be x3 wise; OwO an ^-^ if you ^w^ give ^.^ it UwU hew, 
The ^w^ deviw uWu wiww >_< shake xDD hew :33 chain, ÚwÚ and OwO fwight OwO us with it. 
>_> COUWTEZAN. I pray you, ;;w;; siw, my ;;w;; wing, ^w^ ow ewse OwO the chain; 
I >w< hope you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot UwU mean ^-^ to cheat me ÚwÚ so. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. :3 Avaunt, :3 thou witch! ^w^ Come, uWu Dwomio, let OwO us ^.^ go. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. :33 'Fwy xDD pwide' :33 says OwO the ;;w;; peacock. Mistwess, UwU that you know. 
^w^ <Exeunt ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE ÚwÚ and ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE 
>_> COUWTEZAN. Nyow, >_< out >_> of UwU doubt, Antiphowus :3 is >_< mad, 
Else would ^.^ he never OwO so >_> demean :3 himsewf. 
OwO A ring ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_> of >_< minye wowth forty >w< ducats, 
And uWu fow OwO the >_> same ^.^ he OwO pwomis'd me :3 a chain; 
Both ^-^ onye ÚwÚ and uWu othew ^.^ he ^w^ denyies me OwO nyow. 
The reason UwU that I x3 gathew ^.^ he :3 is >_< mad, 
Besides :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent instance >_> of his wage, 
^-^ Is :3 a mad xDD tawe ^.^ he told OwO to-day at ;;w;; dinnyew 
x3 Of his >_> own :33 doows being OwO shut x3 against his xDD entwance. 
Belike his xDD wife, acquainted with his >w< fits, 
uWu On OwO puwpose OwO shut OwO the :33 doows x3 against his way. 
UwU My uWu way :3 is :3 nyow ^-^ to UwU hie UwU home ^-^ to his OwO house, 
And tell his UwU wife UwU that, being lunatic, 
ÚwÚ He wush'd OwO into my house ÚwÚ and took ÚwÚ pewfowce 
UwU My ring >_> away. :3 This ^-^ couwse I OwO fittest choose, 
>_< Fow forty ^w^ ducats :3 is xDD too >w< much ^-^ to lose. 
;;w;; <Exit 


^-^ SCENyE ÚwÚ 4 

OwO A uWu stweet 

x3 Entew ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF UwU EPHESUS with OwO the xDD OFFICEW 

ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. OwO Feaw me ;;w;; nyot, >w< man; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_< bweak >_> away. 
I'll ^w^ give ^.^ thee, ewe I xDD weave ^.^ thee, OwO so >w< much >_> monyey, 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wawwant ^.^ thee, as I x3 am uWu 'wested OwO fow. 
UwU My UwU wife :3 is in :3 a wayward >w< mood UwU to-day, 
And uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< wightwy xDD twust OwO the messenger. 
:33 That I shouwd >w< be ÚwÚ attach'd in x3 Ephesus, 
I tell you 'twill :33 sound x3 hawshwy in xDD hew uWu caws. 

x3 Entew ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF :33 EPHESUS, with :3 a >_< wope's-end 

;;w;; Hewe comes my >w< man; I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he brings OwO the ^-^ monyey. 
OwO How nyow, :3 siw! >_< Have you UwU that I x3 sent you xDD fow? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Here's UwU that, I ;;w;; wawwant you, uWu wiww pay them all. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. But ^w^ whewe's OwO the monyey? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, I >_> gave OwO the money uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; wope. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ^.^ Five ^-^ hundwed >w< ducats, viwwain, uWu fow :33 wope? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I'll sewve you, ;;w;; siw, five ^-^ hundwed at OwO the rate. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ÚwÚ To what ^-^ end >_> did I ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee UwU hie ÚwÚ thee :3 home? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ÚwÚ To :3 a wope's-end, siw; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to UwU that ^-^ end x3 am I 
;;w;; wetuwn'd. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. And ^-^ to UwU that end, ;;w;; siw, I uWu wiww ^-^ wewcome you. 
[Beating xDD him] 
>_> OFFICEW. Good ;;w;; siw, >w< be ÚwÚ patient. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ;;w;; Nyay, 'tis uWu fow me ^-^ to >w< be patient; I x3 am in 
UwU advewsity. 
>_> OFFICEW. Good nyow, howd >w< thy OwO tongue. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ;;w;; Nyay, wathew >_< pewsuade him ^-^ to howd his hands. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Thou ^w^ whoweson, ÚwÚ sensewess viwwain! 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I would I ;;w;; wewe x3 sensewess, ;;w;; siw, UwU that I 
UwU might ^.^ nyot ;;w;; feew >_> youw OwO bwows. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Thou art sensible in nyothing uWu but 
^-^ bwows, ÚwÚ and OwO so :3 is OwO an ass. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I x3 am OwO an ;;w;; ass UwU indeed; you ^-^ may ^w^ pwuv ^.^ it 
uWu by my wong :33 'eaws. I ^.^ have served him ^-^ fwom OwO the hour >_> of my 
^.^ nyativity ^-^ to :3 this instant, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have nyothing at his ^.^ hands uWu fow 
my service uWu but OwO bwows. When I x3 am x3 cowd ^.^ he heats me with 
uWu beating; when I x3 am warm ^.^ he ÚwÚ coows me with >w< beating. I x3 am 
>w< wak'd with ^.^ it when I sleep; rais'd with ^.^ it when I sit; >_> dwiven 
>_< out >_> of :33 doows with ^.^ it when I >w< go ^-^ fwom >_< home; wewcom'd UwU home 
with ^.^ it when I ;;w;; wetuwn; xDD nyay, I bear ^.^ it uWu on my shouwdews as 
>_< beggaw UwU wont xDD hew ^-^ bwat; ÚwÚ and I xDD think, when ^.^ he ;;w;; hath lam'd uWu me, 
I uWu shaww UwU beg with ^.^ it ^-^ fwom xDD doow ^-^ to ^w^ doow. 

x3 Entew xDD ADWIANyA, UwU WUCIANyA, OwO the xDD COUWTEZAN, ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 SCHOOWMASTEW 
xDD caww'd ;;w;; PINCH 

ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ^w^ Come, >w< go ^.^ awong; my UwU wife :3 is UwU coming yondew. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Mistwess, >w< 'wespice :33 finyem,' >_< wespect >_> youw :3 end; ^w^ ow 
^.^ wathew, ^-^ to pwophesy >_< wike OwO the x3 pawwot, ^-^ 'Bewawe OwO the ^-^ wope's-end.' 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. uWu Wiwt :3 thou still tawk? 
[Beating xDD him] 
>_> COUWTEZAN. OwO How uWu say you ^w^ nyow? ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot >_> youw xDD husband >_> mad? 
:3 ADWIANyA. His ^-^ inciviwity confiwms nyo less. 
Good ^w^ Doctow ^.^ Pinch, you awe :3 a conjurer: 
Establish him in his OwO twue :33 sense uWu again, 
And I uWu wiww >w< pwease you what you uWu wiww :3 demand. 
LUCIANA. ^.^ Awas, how :33 fiewy ÚwÚ and how shawp ^.^ he ^-^ wooks! 
>_> COUWTEZAN. >_< Mawk how ^.^ he twembwes in his ^w^ ecstasy. 
PINCH. >w< Give me >_> youw ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and let me ;;w;; feew >_> youw puwse. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Thewe :3 is my ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and let ^.^ it ;;w;; feew >_> youw OwO eaw. 
[Stwiking xDD him] 
PINCH. I chawge ^.^ thee, ^.^ Satan, :3 hous'd within :3 this man, 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ yiewd UwU possession ^-^ to my holy >_> pwayews, 
And ^-^ to >w< thy OwO state >_> of :3 dawknyess UwU hie ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ stwaight. 
I conjuwe ÚwÚ thee uWu by >w< aww OwO the >_< saints in >_< heaven. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Peace, doting ^.^ wizawd, :3 peace! I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^w^ mad. 
:3 ADWIANyA. :33 O, UwU that :3 thou ^w^ wewt ;;w;; nyot, UwU poow >_> distwessed UwU souw! 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. You minion, you, awe ^.^ these >_> youw customers? 
OwO Did :3 this ^.^ companyion with OwO the saffwon ;;w;; face 
Revel ÚwÚ and feast ^.^ it at my house UwU to-day, 
>w< Whiwst x3 upon me OwO the OwO guiwty :33 doows ;;w;; wewe shut, 
And I ;;w;; denyied ^-^ to ÚwÚ entew in my >w< house? 
:3 ADWIANyA. :3 O xDD husband, :3 God doth xDD knyow you din'd at home, 
:3 Whewe would you xDD had remain'd xDD untiw :3 this UwU time, 
>_> Fwee ^-^ fwom ^.^ these swandews ÚwÚ and :3 this open OwO shame! 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Din'd at x3 home! Thou viwwain, what >_> sayest thou? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. >_> Siw, ^w^ Sooth ^-^ to ÚwÚ say, you >_> did ^.^ nyot uWu dinye at UwU home. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Were ^.^ nyot my :33 doows wock'd OwO up ÚwÚ and I OwO shut ^w^ out? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ^w^ Pewdie, >_> youw :33 doows ;;w;; wewe wock'd ÚwÚ and you OwO shut >_< out. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. And >_> did ^.^ nyot ^.^ she x3 hewsewf >w< weviwe me thewe? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ^-^ Sans fabwe, ^.^ she x3 hewsewf ^w^ weviw'd you ^.^ thewe. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. OwO Did ^.^ nyot xDD hew kitchen-maid waiw, ^.^ taunt, ÚwÚ and :33 scown x3 me? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Certes, ^.^ she did; OwO the kitchen-vestaw scorn'd you. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. And >_> did ^.^ nyot I in ;;w;; wage xDD depawt ^-^ fwom uWu thence? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. UwU In verity, you ÚwÚ did. UwU My bones bear ;;w;; witnyess, 
:33 That >_< since ^.^ have ;;w;; fewt OwO the vigouw >_> of his xDD wage. 
:3 ADWIANyA. :3 Is't good ^-^ to >_> soothe him in ^.^ these x3 contwawies? 
PINCH. ^w^ It :3 is nyo >_< shame; OwO the :3 fewwow ^.^ finds his :3 vein, 
And, yielding ^-^ to ^w^ him, uWu humouws ;;w;; weww his >_> fwenzy. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Thou x3 hast ^-^ subown'd OwO the UwU gowdsmith ^-^ to arrest >_> me. 
:3 ADWIANyA. ^.^ Awas, I x3 sent you money ^-^ to ^w^ wedeem you, 
By Dromio ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ who came in haste uWu fow it. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Money uWu by UwU me! ^.^ Heawt ÚwÚ and >_< goodwiww you OwO might, 
But suwewy, :3 mastew, ^.^ nyot :3 a wag >_> of ^-^ monyey. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. :3 Went'st ^.^ nyot :3 thou ^-^ to xDD hew uWu fow >_> puwse >_> of :33 ducats? 
:3 ADWIANyA. ÚwÚ He came ^-^ to uWu me, ÚwÚ and I deliver'd it. 
LUCIANA. And I x3 am witness with xDD hew UwU that ^.^ she ÚwÚ did. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. :3 God ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ wope-makew bear me witness 
:33 That I ÚwÚ was x3 sent uWu fow nyothing uWu but :3 a >_> wope! 
PINCH. Mistwess, uWu both man ÚwÚ and ^w^ mastew :3 is possess'd; 
I xDD knyow ^.^ it uWu by theiw OwO pawe ÚwÚ and >_> deadwy OwO wooks. 
^.^ They >w< must >w< be UwU bound, ÚwÚ and >_> waid in >w< some dark woom. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Say, xDD whewefowe didst :3 thou ^-^ wock me :3 fowth uWu to-day? 
And x3 why OwO dost :3 thou deny OwO the x3 bag >_> of UwU gowd? 
:3 ADWIANyA. I >_> did ;;w;; nyot, gentwe xDD husband, ^-^ wock ÚwÚ thee fowth. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. And, gentwe :3 mastew, I receiv'd nyo ;;w;; gowd; 
But I uWu confess, ;;w;; siw, UwU that ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe wock'd >_< out. 
:3 ADWIANyA. ^-^ Dissembwing viwwain, :3 thou OwO speak'st false in >_> both. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ^-^ Dissembwing ;;w;; hawwot, :3 thou art false in aww, 
And art confederate with :3 a damned ÚwÚ pack 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a ^-^ woathsome :3 abject :33 scown >_> of me; 
But with ^.^ these ^.^ nyaiws I'll xDD pwuck >_< out ^.^ these false eyes 
:33 That would >w< behowd in me :3 this shameful sport. 
:3 ADWIANyA. :33 O, uWu bind ^w^ him, uWu bind him; let him ^.^ nyot come ;;w;; nyeaw >_> me. 
PINCH. Mowe >_> company! The x3 fiend :3 is >w< stwong within >_> him. 

x3 Entew three ^w^ ow :3 fouw, ÚwÚ and :3 offew ^-^ to uWu bind >_> him. ÚwÚ He ^.^ stwives 

LUCIANA. ^w^ Ay uWu me, UwU poow man, how OwO pawe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wan ^.^ he ^-^ wooks! 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. >_> What, uWu wiww you murder x3 me? Thou gaoler, thou, 
I x3 am >w< thy xDD pwisonyew. uWu Wiwt :3 thou suffer them 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a xDD wescue? 
>_> OFFICEW. >w< Mastews, let him ^.^ go; 
ÚwÚ He :3 is my pwisonyew, ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have >_> him. 
PINCH. uWu Go uWu bind :3 this man, uWu fow ^.^ he :3 is >_> fwantic ^w^ too. 
^.^ [They uWu bind ;;w;; DWOMIO] 
:3 ADWIANyA. What xDD wiwt :3 thou uWu do, :3 thou peevish x3 officew? 
xDD Hast :3 thou dewight ^-^ to UwU see :3 a wwetched man 
Do outwage ÚwÚ and xDD dispweasuwe ^-^ to >w< himsewf? 
>_> OFFICEW. ÚwÚ He :3 is my pwisonyew; ^-^ if I let him ÚwÚ go, 
The >_> debt ^.^ he ÚwÚ owes uWu wiww >w< be requir'd >_> of >_> me. 
:3 ADWIANyA. I uWu wiww >w< dischawge ÚwÚ thee ewe I >w< go ^-^ fwom thee; 
Beaw me >_> fowthwith x3 unto his cweditow, 
And, ÚwÚ knyowing how OwO the >_> debt gwows, I uWu wiww pay it. 
Good ^-^ Mastew Doctor, UwU see him xDD safe uWu convey'd 
:3 Home ^-^ to my >_< house. :3 O UwU most OwO unhappy xDD day! 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. :3 O UwU most OwO unhappy strumpet! 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. UwU Mastew, I x3 am here ent'red in bond uWu fow you. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Out uWu on ^.^ thee, uWu viwwian! >w< Whewefowe 
OwO dost :3 thou mad x3 me? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. uWu Wiww you >w< be bound uWu fow :3 nyothing? 
Be >_< mad, good master; x3 cwy xDD 'The deviw!' 
LUCIANA. :3 God help, UwU poow souls, how OwO idwy ^-^ do uWu they ^w^ tawk! 
:3 ADWIANyA. uWu Go bear him ^-^ hence. :3 Sistew, >w< go you with >_> me. 
^w^ <Exeunt >w< aww uWu but xDD ADWIANyA, UwU WUCIANyA, :3 OFFICEWS, ÚwÚ and COURTEZAN 
Say nyow, uWu whose suit :3 is ^.^ he arrested xDD at? 
>_> OFFICEW. >_< Onye OwO Angewo, :3 a :33 gowdsmith; ^-^ do you xDD knyow OwO him? 
:3 ADWIANyA. I xDD knyow OwO the xDD man. What :3 is OwO the sum ^.^ he owes? 
>_> OFFICEW. >w< Two ^-^ hundwed UwU ducats. 
:3 ADWIANyA. Say, how grows ^.^ it xDD due? 
>_> OFFICEW. Due uWu fow :3 a >w< chain >_> youw xDD husband xDD had >_> of >_> him. 
:3 ADWIANyA. ÚwÚ He >_> did x3 bespeak :3 a >w< chain uWu fow uWu me, uWu but xDD had ^.^ it not. 
>_> COUWTEZAN. When as >_> youw xDD husband, >w< aww in wage, OwO to-day 
Came ^-^ to my OwO house, ÚwÚ and took away my ^.^ wing- 
The ring I ^-^ saw x3 upon his fingew >w< nyow- 
:33 Stwaight aftew >_> did I ^.^ meet him with :3 a :3 chain. 
:3 ADWIANyA. ^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be so, uWu but I >_> did never UwU see it. 
^w^ Come, gaoler, bwing me xDD whewe OwO the UwU gowdsmith >_> is; 
I wong ^-^ to xDD knyow OwO the >w< twuth xDD heweof at large. 

x3 Entew ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ÚwÚ SYWACUSE, with his ;;w;; wapiew ÚwÚ dwawn, ÚwÚ and 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. 

LUCIANA. God, uWu fow >w< thy ^.^ mewcy! uWu they awe loose again. 
:3 ADWIANyA. And come with ^.^ nyaked x3 swowds. 
Let's caww ^-^ mowe ^w^ hewp ^-^ to ^.^ have them bound again. 
>_> OFFICEW. Away, they'll :33 kiww >_< us! 
^w^ <Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE ÚwÚ and 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE as fast as ^-^ may ^.^ be, ^.^ fwighted 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. I UwU see ^.^ these :33 witches awe ^w^ afwaid >_> of x3 swowds. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. She UwU that would >w< be >_> youw UwU wife :3 nyow ÚwÚ wan ^-^ fwom you. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. Come ^-^ to OwO the Centauw; ÚwÚ fetch ^-^ ouw stuff ^-^ fwom >_> thence. 
I wong UwU that ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe xDD safe ÚwÚ and :33 sound >_< aboawd. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. OwO Faith, stay here :3 this >_< nyight; uWu they uWu wiww 
^w^ suwewy ^-^ do OwO us nyo ^w^ hawm; you ^-^ saw uWu they speak OwO us :33 faiw, ^w^ give OwO us 
;;w;; gowd; >w< methinks uWu they awe such :3 a gentwe >w< nyation UwU that, uWu but uWu fow 
OwO the ^.^ mountain >_> of mad ^.^ fwesh UwU that uWu cwaims mawwiage >_> of uWu me, 
:33 couwd find in my OwO heawt ^-^ to stay here still ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn >_< witch. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot stay ^.^ to-nyight uWu fow >w< aww OwO the UwU town; 
OwO Thewefowe ^w^ away, ^-^ to >_< get ^-^ ouw stuff >_< aboawd. 
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^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE 1 

OwO A uWu stweet before :3 a >w< pwiowy 

x3 Entew x3 SECOND MERCHANT ÚwÚ and ANGELO 

x3 ANGEWO. I x3 am sowwy, ;;w;; siw, UwU that I ^.^ have ^.^ hind'wed OwO you; 
But I uWu pwotest ^.^ he xDD had OwO the >w< chain >_> of uWu me, 
^-^ Though UwU most UwU dishonyestwy ^.^ he doth deny it. 
x3 SECOND uWu MEWCHANT. OwO How :3 is OwO the man ^-^ esteem'd here in OwO the xDD city? 
x3 ANGEWO. x3 Of vewy OwO wevewend uWu weputation, ;;w;; siw, 
x3 Of ÚwÚ cwedit ^-^ infinyite, highly >_< bewov'd, 
^w^ Second ^-^ to UwU nyonye UwU that ;;w;; wives here in OwO the xDD city; 
His >_> wowd UwU might bear my wealth at ^-^ any xDD time. 
x3 SECOND uWu MEWCHANT. ^w^ Speak softly; UwU yondew, as I xDD think, ^.^ he wawks. 

x3 Entew ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE ÚwÚ and ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE 

x3 ANGEWO. ^.^ 'Tis >w< so; ÚwÚ and UwU that uWu sewf >w< chain about his neck 
^w^ Which ^.^ he fowswowe UwU most monstwouswy ^-^ to have. 
Good ;;w;; siw, dwaw ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ to uWu me, I'll speak ^-^ to >_> him. 
UwU Signyiow >w< Andphowus, I wonder >w< much 
:33 That you would >w< put me ^-^ to :3 this ÚwÚ shame ÚwÚ and twoubwe; 
And, ^.^ nyot ^-^ without >w< some OwO scandaw ^-^ to OwO youwsewf, 
x3 With ÚwÚ ciwcumstance ÚwÚ and oaths OwO so ^-^ to deny 
:3 This :33 chain, ;;w;; which :3 nyow you wear OwO so openly. 
Beside OwO the chawge, OwO the shame, uWu impwisonment, 
You ^.^ have x3 donye :33 wwong ^-^ to :3 this my >w< honyest :3 fwiend; 
Who, uWu but uWu fow ^w^ staying uWu on ^-^ ouw controversy, 
Had >_> hoisted sail ÚwÚ and >w< put ^-^ to ÚwÚ sea to-day. 
:3 This >w< chain you xDD had >_> of me; can you deny it? 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. I ÚwÚ think I >w< had; I never >_> did deny it. 
x3 SECOND uWu MEWCHANT. x3 Yes, UwU that you :33 did, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and fowswowe ^.^ it ^w^ too. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. OwO Who heard me ^-^ to deny ^.^ it ^w^ ow forswear it? 
x3 SECOND uWu MEWCHANT. ^.^ These ears >_> of ÚwÚ minye, :3 thou >_< knyow'st, >_> did hear thee. 
;;w;; Fie uWu on ^.^ thee, ^w^ wwetch! 'tis ^-^ pity UwU that :3 thou x3 wiv'st 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wawk xDD whewe ^-^ any >w< honyest x3 men resort. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. Thou art :3 a villain ^-^ to >_< impeach me ;;w;; thus; 
I'll ^w^ pwuv >_< minye uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and >_< minye xDD honyesty 
uWu Against ÚwÚ thee presently, ^-^ if :3 thou :33 daw'st :3 stand. 
x3 SECOND uWu MEWCHANT. I dare, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do :33 defy ÚwÚ thee uWu fow :3 a :3 viwwain. 
^.^ [They OwO dwaw] 

x3 Entew xDD ADWIANyA, UwU WUCIANyA, OwO the xDD COUWTEZAN, ÚwÚ and ^.^ OTHEWS 

:3 ADWIANyA. ^-^ Howd, hurt him ;;w;; nyot, uWu fow God's >w< sake! ÚwÚ He :3 is ^w^ mad. 
uWu Some >_< get within ^w^ him, UwU take his >_< swowd away; 
Bind Dromio UwU too, ÚwÚ and bear them ^-^ to my >_< house. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. Wun, :3 mastew, wun; uWu fow God's :33 sake UwU take :3 a >_< house. 
:3 This :3 is >w< some ^-^ pwiowy. ;;w;; In, ^w^ ow ^-^ we awe spoil'd. 
^w^ <Exeunt ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE ÚwÚ and ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE ^-^ to OwO the >w< pwiowy 

x3 Entew OwO the LADY ABBESS 

^-^ ABBESS. Be :33 quiet, :33 peopwe. >w< Whewefowe UwU thwong you ^w^ hithew? 
:3 ADWIANyA. ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ fetch my UwU poow ^.^ distwacted xDD husband ^-^ hence. 
>_> Wet OwO us come ÚwÚ in, UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ may uWu bind him :3 fast, 
And bear him UwU home uWu fow his recovery. 
x3 ANGEWO. I knew ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot in his pewfect UwU wits. 
x3 SECOND uWu MEWCHANT. I x3 am >_< sowwy :3 nyow UwU that I >_> did dwaw uWu on >_> him. 
^-^ ABBESS. OwO How wong ;;w;; hath :3 this UwU possession held OwO the man? 
:3 ADWIANyA. :3 This >_> week ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_< been ;;w;; heavy, >_> souw, sad, 
And >w< much diffewent ^-^ fwom OwO the man ^.^ he ^-^ was; 
But ÚwÚ tiww :3 this afternoon his passion 
:33 Nye'ew :33 bwake OwO into >_> extwemity >_> of xDD wage. 
^-^ ABBESS. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ he ^.^ nyot lost >w< much wealth uWu by :3 wweck >_> of ^-^ sea? 
^w^ Buwied >w< some dear fwiend? ;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot ewse his eye 
^.^ Stway'd his xDD affection in uWu unwawfuw love? 
OwO A xDD sin prevailing >w< much in youthfuw x3 men 
OwO Who ^w^ give theiw eyes OwO the ;;w;; wibewty >_> of gazing. 
^w^ Which >_> of ^.^ these ;;w;; sowwows :3 is ^.^ he :33 subject UwU to? 
:3 ADWIANyA. ÚwÚ To UwU nyonye >_> of :33 these, ^-^ except ^.^ it >w< be OwO the xDD wast; 
^w^ Nyamewy, >w< some love UwU that >_< dwew him ^w^ oft ^-^ fwom UwU home. 
^-^ ABBESS. You shouwd uWu fow UwU that ^.^ have xDD wepwehended >_> him. 
:3 ADWIANyA. ÚwÚ Why, OwO so I ÚwÚ did. 
^-^ ABBESS. >w< Ay, uWu but ^.^ nyot xDD wough ^w^ enyough. 
:3 ADWIANyA. UwU As roughly as my x3 modesty would let >_> me. 
^-^ ABBESS. :3 Hapwy in ^w^ pwivate. 
:3 ADWIANyA. And in assemblies ^w^ too. 
^-^ ABBESS. >w< Ay, uWu but ^.^ nyot ^w^ enyough. 
:3 ADWIANyA. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was OwO the >w< copy >_> of ^-^ ouw ^w^ confewence. 
UwU In :33 bed, ^.^ he >w< swept ^.^ nyot uWu fow my urging xDD it; 
^.^ At board, ^.^ he ^-^ fed ^.^ nyot uWu fow my urging xDD it; 
Alone, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was OwO the :33 subject >_> of my ^.^ theme; 
UwU In ^.^ company, I >_< often >_> gwanced xDD it; 
OwO Stiww >_> did I tell him ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 viwe ÚwÚ and >w< bad. 
^-^ ABBESS. And thereof came ^.^ it UwU that OwO the man ÚwÚ was ^w^ mad. 
The venyom OwO cwamouws >_> of :3 a x3 jeawous ^-^ woman 
>w< Poisons ^-^ mowe >_> deadwy than :3 a mad uWu dog's UwU tooth. 
^w^ It uWu seems his sweeps ;;w;; wewe ^.^ hind'wed uWu by >w< thy >_> waiwing, 
And thereof comes ^.^ it UwU that his head :3 is >_> wight. 
Thou xDD say'st his meat ÚwÚ was ^-^ sauc'd with >w< thy ^-^ upbwaidings: 
;;w;; Unquiet meals ^-^ make i-iww xDD digestions; 
Thereof OwO the >_< waging x3 fiwe >_> of fever x3 bwed; 
And ^w^ what's :3 a fever uWu but :3 a x3 fit >_> of UwU madnyess? 
Thou xDD say'st his sports ;;w;; wewe ^.^ hind'wed uWu by >w< thy ^-^ bwawws. 
^.^ Sweet x3 wecweation baww'd, what doth ensue 
But ^-^ moody ÚwÚ and :33 duww mewanchowy, 
^.^ Kinsman ^-^ to >w< gwim ÚwÚ and uWu comfowtwess >_> despaiw, 
And at xDD hew ^.^ heews :3 a huge :33 infectious >_< twoop 
x3 Of OwO pawe uWu distempewatuwes ÚwÚ and :33 foes ^-^ to x3 wife? 
UwU In food, in sport, ÚwÚ and xDD wife-pwesewving rest, 
ÚwÚ To >w< be distuwb'd would mad ^w^ ow man ^w^ ow beast. 
The consequence ;;w;; is, then, >w< thy x3 jeawous ^-^ fits 
;;w;; Hath ^w^ scaw'd >w< thy xDD husband ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; use >_> of UwU wits. 
LUCIANA. She never xDD wepwehended him uWu but mildly, 
When ^.^ he >_> demean'd ^-^ himsewf :3 wough, rude, ÚwÚ and >w< wiwdwy. 
UwU Why bear you ^.^ these >_< webukes, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ answew not? 
:3 ADWIANyA. She >_> did :33 betway me ^-^ to my >_> own wepwoof. 
Good ;;w;; peopwe, enter, ÚwÚ and uWu way howd uWu on >_> him. 
^-^ ABBESS. No, ^.^ nyot :3 a ;;w;; cweatuwe ÚwÚ entews in my >_< house. 
:3 ADWIANyA. ;;w;; Then let >_> youw ^-^ sewvants bwing my xDD husband fowth. 
^-^ ABBESS. Neither; ^.^ he took :3 this place uWu fow >_> sanctuawy, 
And ^.^ it uWu shaww UwU pwiviwege him ^-^ fwom >_> youw ^.^ hands 
;;w;; Tiww I ^.^ have ^w^ bwought him ^-^ to his xDD wits uWu again, 
Ow wose my >_< wabouw in ÚwÚ assaying it. 
:3 ADWIANyA. I uWu wiww ^.^ attend my xDD husband, >w< be his ^w^ nyuwse, 
^.^ Diet his sicknyess, uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is my >_> office, 
And uWu wiww ^.^ have nyo attorney uWu but mysewf; 
And OwO thewefowe let me ^.^ have him UwU home with >_> me. 
^-^ ABBESS. Be patient; uWu fow I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot let him :33 stiw 
;;w;; Tiww I ^.^ have :33 us'd OwO the appwuvd :3 means I x3 have, 
x3 With >_> whowesome >w< sywups, ÚwÚ dwugs, ÚwÚ and holy >_> pwayews, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make >_> of him :3 a formal man again. 
^w^ It :3 is :3 a branch ÚwÚ and uWu pawcew >_> of >_< minye ^-^ oath, 
OwO A chawitabwe >_> duty >_> of my OwO owdew; 
OwO Thewefowe x3 depawt, ÚwÚ and xDD weave him here with >_> me. 
:3 ADWIANyA. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot x3 hence ÚwÚ and xDD weave my xDD husband xDD hewe; 
And i-iww ^.^ it doth beseem >_> youw ;;w;; howinyess 
ÚwÚ To xDD sepawate OwO the xDD husband ÚwÚ and OwO the wife. 
^-^ ABBESS. Be :33 quiet, ÚwÚ and :3 depawt; :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot ^.^ have >_> him. 
;;w;; <Exit 
LUCIANA. Compwain x3 unto OwO the UwU Duke >_> of :3 this ^-^ indignyity. 
:3 ADWIANyA. ^w^ Come, ^.^ go; I uWu wiww ^-^ faww ;;w;; pwostwate at his OwO feet, 
And never xDD wise xDD untiw my ;;w;; teaws ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pwayews 
>_< Have xDD won his OwO Gwace ^-^ to come in person UwU hithew 
And UwU take ÚwÚ pewfowce my xDD husband ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; Abbess. 
x3 SECOND uWu MEWCHANT. By this, I xDD think, OwO the >w< diaw OwO points at OwO five; 
^-^ Anyon, ^-^ I'm ;;w;; suwe, OwO the UwU Duke ^-^ himsewf in person 
x3 Comes :3 this uWu way ^-^ to OwO the >_> mewanchowy vawe, 
The place >_> of death ÚwÚ and >_< sowwy OwO execution, 
^-^ Behind OwO the ^-^ ditches >_> of OwO the abbey here. 
x3 ANGEWO. :3 Upon what cause? 
x3 SECOND uWu MEWCHANT. ÚwÚ To UwU see :3 a OwO wevewend Syracusian merchant, 
OwO Who >w< put unwuckiwy OwO into :3 this :33 bay 
uWu Against OwO the ^-^ waws ÚwÚ and :33 statutes >_> of :3 this ;;w;; town, 
^-^ Beheaded x3 pubwicwy uWu fow his >_> offence. 
x3 ANGEWO. ^w^ See xDD whewe uWu they x3 come; ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< behowd his :33 death. 
LUCIANA. >_< Knyeew ^-^ to OwO the UwU Duke before ^.^ he xDD pass OwO the abbey. 

x3 Entew OwO the ;;w;; DUKE, attended; OwO AEGEON, baweheaded; 
with OwO the HEADSMAN ÚwÚ and uWu othew OFFICEWS 

ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> Yet UwU once UwU again :3 pwocwaim ^.^ it x3 pubwicwy, 
>w< If ^-^ any fwiend uWu wiww pay OwO the sum uWu fow ^w^ him, 
ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ die; OwO so >w< much ^-^ we >w< tendew >_> him. 
:3 ADWIANyA. UwU Justice, UwU most xDD sacwed Duke, x3 against OwO the ^w^ Abbess! 
ÚwÚ DUKE. She :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ viwtuous ÚwÚ and :3 a OwO wevewend lady; 
^w^ It cannyot >w< be UwU that ^.^ she ;;w;; hath x3 donye ÚwÚ thee ^.^ wwong. 
:3 ADWIANyA. May ^.^ it >w< pwease >_> youw Gwace, Antiphowus, my xDD husband, 
OwO Who I :3 made lord >_> of me ÚwÚ and >w< aww I xDD had 
^.^ At >_> youw ÚwÚ impowtant uWu wettews-this i-iww :3 day 
OwO A UwU most ÚwÚ outwageous x3 fit >_> of UwU madnyess took ^w^ him, 
:33 That uWu desp'watewy ^.^ he huwwied OwO thwough OwO the street, 
x3 With him his OwO bondman >w< aww as mad as >_< he, 
Doing xDD dispweasuwe ^-^ to OwO the xDD citizens 
By ÚwÚ wushing in theiw ^w^ houses, beawing ^.^ thence 
Rings, jewews, ^w^ anything his ;;w;; wage >_> did like. 
>w< Once >_> did I >_< get him bound ÚwÚ and x3 sent him home, 
>w< Whiwst ^-^ to UwU take owdew uWu fow OwO the ^-^ wwongs I went, 
:33 That here ÚwÚ and there his :3 fuwy xDD had uWu committed. 
^-^ Anyon, I ÚwÚ wot ^.^ nyot uWu by what >w< stwong UwU escape, 
ÚwÚ He x3 bwoke ^-^ fwom x3 those UwU that xDD had OwO the guawd >_> of ^w^ him, 
And with his mad :33 attendant ÚwÚ and himself, 
>_> Each ^-^ onye with ireful :3 passion, with :33 dwawn uWu swowds, 
>w< Met OwO us UwU again :3 and, :3 madwy bent uWu on >w< us, 
ÚwÚ Chas'd OwO us away; :33 tiww, raising >_> of ^-^ mowe ^-^ aid, 
We came UwU again ^-^ to uWu bind ^.^ them. ;;w;; Then uWu they xDD fwed 
x3 Into :3 this >_< abbey, :33 whithew ^-^ we ;;w;; puwsu'd them; 
And here OwO the x3 Abbess shuts OwO the ^w^ gates uWu on >w< us, 
And uWu wiww ^.^ nyot suffer OwO us ^-^ to ÚwÚ fetch him out, 
Nyow ^-^ send him :3 fowth UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ may bear him ^-^ hence. 
:33 Thewefowe, UwU most >_< gwacious Duke, with >w< thy xDD command 
>_> Wet him >w< be ^w^ bwought :3 fowth ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bownye x3 hence uWu fow uWu hewp. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Wong >_< since >w< thy xDD husband sewv'd me in my ^w^ waws, 
And I ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ engag'd :3 a >w< pwince's ;;w;; wowd, 
When :3 thou didst ^-^ make him ^w^ mastew >_> of >w< thy :33 bed, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ do him >w< aww OwO the OwO gwace ÚwÚ and good I uWu couwd. 
Go, >w< some >_> of you, xDD knyock at OwO the abbey gate, 
And ;;w;; bid OwO the OwO Wady x3 Abbess come ^-^ to uWu me, 
I uWu wiww xDD detewminye :3 this before I ÚwÚ stiw. 

x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW 

MESSENGEW. :3 O mistress, mistress, ÚwÚ shift ÚwÚ and :33 save youwsewf! 
UwU My ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ and his man awe uWu both x3 bwoke woose, 
x3 Beaten OwO the xDD maids >_> a-wow ÚwÚ and bound OwO the doctor, 
uWu Whose beard uWu they ^.^ have ;;w;; sing'd x3 off with bwands >_> of uWu fiwe; 
And x3 evew, as ^.^ it bwaz'd, uWu they >w< thwew uWu on him 
Great pails >_> of ÚwÚ puddwed UwU miwe ^-^ to ÚwÚ quench OwO the haiw. 
UwU My ^w^ mastew ^.^ pweaches >_< patience ^-^ to ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< whiwe 
His man with xDD scissows nicks him >_< wike :3 a OwO foow; 
And ;;w;; suwe, unwess you ^-^ send >w< some ÚwÚ pwesent help, 
>w< Between them uWu they uWu wiww :33 kiww OwO the ;;w;; conjuwew. 
:3 ADWIANyA. Peace, foow! >w< thy ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ and his man awe ;;w;; hewe, 
And UwU that :3 is false :3 thou OwO dost wepowt ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. 
MESSENGEW. Mistwess, x3 upon my xDD wife, I tell you true; 
I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot breath'd ^w^ awmost >_< since I >_> did UwU see it. 
ÚwÚ He x3 cwies uWu fow you, ÚwÚ and xDD vows, ^-^ if ^.^ he can UwU take you, 
ÚwÚ To scorch >_> youw ;;w;; face, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to disfiguwe you. 
:3 [Cwy ^w^ within] 
Hawk, x3 hawk, I hear ^w^ him, UwU mistwess; fly, >w< be uWu gonye! 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ Come, ^.^ stand uWu by me; ;;w;; feaw nothing. Guard with uWu hawbewds. 
:3 ADWIANyA. ^w^ Ay uWu me, ^.^ it :3 is my ^w^ husband! >_> Witnyess you 
:33 That ^.^ he :3 is ÚwÚ bownye about invisible. 
>_< Even :3 nyow ^-^ we :3 hous'd him in OwO the abbey ;;w;; hewe, 
And :3 nyow :33 he's there, ÚwÚ past ^w^ thought >_> of human reason. 

x3 Entew ANTIPHOLUS uWu OFEPHESUS ÚwÚ and ;;w;; DWOMIO uWu OFEPHESUS 

ANTIPHOLUS OFEPHESUS. UwU Justice, UwU most >_< gwacious Duke; :33 O, gwant me >_> justice! 
>_< Even uWu fow OwO the service UwU that wong >_< since I >_> did ^.^ thee, 
When I bestrid ÚwÚ thee in OwO the ^w^ waws, ÚwÚ and took 
^-^ Deep ;;w;; scaws ^-^ to :33 save >w< thy life; x3 even uWu fow OwO the UwU bwood 
:33 That then I lost uWu fow ^.^ thee, :3 nyow gwant me :33 justice. 
:33 AEGEON. >_< Unwess OwO the ;;w;; feaw >_> of death doth ^-^ make me dote, 
I UwU see my :3 son Antiphowus, ÚwÚ and >_< Dwomio. 
ANTIPHOLUS OFEPHESUS. UwU Justice, ^w^ sweet Pwince, x3 against UwU that ^-^ woman ;;w;; thewe! 
She xDD whom :3 thou ÚwÚ gav'st ^-^ to me ^-^ to >w< be my xDD wife, 
:33 That ;;w;; hath UwU abused ÚwÚ and ^.^ dishonyouwed me 
>_< Even in OwO the OwO stwength ÚwÚ and >_< height >_> of OwO injuwy. 
Beyond ^.^ imaginyation :3 is OwO the :33 wwong 
:33 That ^.^ she :3 this :3 day ;;w;; hath shamewess ^-^ thwown uWu on >_> me. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Discover ;;w;; how, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt find me :3 just. 
ANTIPHOLUS OFEPHESUS. :3 This day, gweat Duke, ^.^ she OwO shut OwO the :33 doows x3 upon uWu me, 
OwO Whiwe ^.^ she with ^w^ hawwots :33 feasted in my >_< house. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO A grievous fault. Say, woman, didst :3 thou so? 
:3 ADWIANyA. No, my good :33 wowd. OwO Mysewf, >_< he, ÚwÚ and my ;;w;; sistew, 
uWu To-day >_> did uWu dinye >w< togethew. ^w^ So befall my ^w^ souw 
UwU As :3 this :3 is false ^.^ he x3 buwdens me uWu withaw! 
LUCIANA. :33 Nye'ew ^-^ may I ÚwÚ wook uWu on :3 day :3 nyow ;;w;; sweep uWu on night 
But ^.^ she uWu tewws ^-^ to >_> youw Highness ÚwÚ simpwe ^-^ twuth! 
x3 ANGEWO. :3 O pefwuw'd woman! ^.^ They awe uWu both ^-^ fowswown. 
UwU In :3 this OwO the >_< madman justly chargeth ^.^ them. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. UwU My UwU wiege, I x3 am advised what I ^w^ say; 
ÚwÚ Nyeithew disturbed with OwO the :33 effect >_> of winye, 
Nyow heady-wash, provok'd with >_< waging :33 iwe, 
:33 Awbeit my ^-^ wwongs UwU might ^-^ make ^-^ onye uWu wisew ^w^ mad. 
:3 This ^-^ woman wock'd me >_< out :3 this :3 day ^-^ fwom xDD dinnyew; 
:33 That UwU gowdsmith there, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ he ^.^ nyot >_< pack'd with UwU hew, 
Could witness it, uWu fow ^.^ he ÚwÚ was with me then; 
OwO Who x3 pawted with me ^-^ to >w< go ÚwÚ fetch :3 a :33 chain, 
Promising ^-^ to bwing ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the >_> Powpentinye, 
:3 Whewe ^.^ Bawthazaw ÚwÚ and I >_> did uWu dinye >w< togethew. 
Our ;;w;; dinnyew >_< donye, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ^.^ nyot UwU coming :33 thithew, 
I went ^-^ to >w< seek >_> him. UwU In OwO the uWu stweet I met ^w^ him, 
And in his >_> company UwU that gentleman. 
Thewe >_> did :3 this :33 pewjuw'd UwU gowdsmith uWu sweaw me ;;w;; down 
:33 That I :3 this :3 day >_> of him receiv'd OwO the :33 chain, 
>w< Which, :3 God ^.^ he knows, I ^-^ saw not; uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; which 
ÚwÚ He >_> did arrest me with OwO an uWu officew. 
I >_> did uWu obey, ÚwÚ and x3 sent my >_> peasant UwU home 
>_< Fow ÚwÚ cewtain ducats; ^.^ he with UwU nyonye ;;w;; wetuwn'd. 
;;w;; Then ^w^ faiwwy I UwU bespoke OwO the ^w^ officew 
ÚwÚ To >w< go in person with me ^-^ to my >_< house. 
By th' uWu way ^-^ we met my xDD wife, xDD hew ;;w;; sistew, ÚwÚ and :3 a rabble ^-^ mowe 
x3 Of :3 viwe confederates. >_< Awong with them 
^.^ They ^w^ bwought ^-^ onye ^.^ Pinch, :3 a x3 hungwy lean-fac'd viwwain, 
OwO A mere anyatomy, :3 a >_< mountebank, 
OwO A OwO thweadbawe juggler, ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu fowtunye-tewwew, 
OwO A :3 nyeedy, hollow-ey'd, sharp-looking >_< wwetch, 
OwO A :3 wiving UwU dead xDD man. :3 This pernicious slave, 
ÚwÚ Fowsooth, took uWu on him as :3 a ^-^ conjuwew, 
And UwU gazing in >_< minye >_> eyes, feeling my pulse, 
And with nyo ;;w;; face, as >_> 'twewe, :33 outfacing uWu me, 
^.^ Cwies >_< out I ÚwÚ was >w< possess'd. ;;w;; Then >w< aww >_> togethew 
^.^ They feww x3 upon uWu me, bound uWu me, ^-^ bowe me >_< thence, 
And in :3 a dark ÚwÚ and dankish ;;w;; vauwt at UwU home 
Thewe weft me ÚwÚ and my man, uWu both bound >_< togethew; 
OwO Tiww, ÚwÚ gnyawing with my UwU teeth my ÚwÚ bonds in ^-^ sundew, 
I xDD gain'd my freedom, ÚwÚ and ^.^ immediatewy 
Ran UwU hithew ^-^ to >_> youw >w< Gwace; xDD whom I uWu beseech 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give me uWu ampwe satisfaction 
>_< Fow ^.^ these ^-^ deep uWu shames ÚwÚ and gweat :33 indignyities. 
x3 ANGEWO. UwU My lord, in truth, ;;w;; thus :3 faw I witness with ^w^ him, 
:33 That ^.^ he din'd ^.^ nyot at home, uWu but ÚwÚ was wock'd >_< out. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. But xDD had ^.^ he such :3 a >w< chain >_> of ^.^ thee, ^w^ ow nyo? 
x3 ANGEWO. ÚwÚ He ^-^ had, my lord, ÚwÚ and when ^.^ he ÚwÚ wan in ;;w;; hewe, 
^.^ These ^w^ peopwe ^-^ saw OwO the >w< chain about his ÚwÚ nyeck. 
x3 SECOND uWu MEWCHANT. UwU Besides, I uWu wiww >w< be sworn ^.^ these ears >_> of >_< minye 
Heard you x3 confess you xDD had OwO the >w< chain >_> of ^w^ him, 
:33 Aftew you ^.^ fiwst fowswowe ^.^ it uWu on OwO the xDD mawt; 
And ^-^ theweupon I >_< dwew my >_< swowd uWu on you, 
And then you xDD fwed OwO into :3 this abbey ;;w;; hewe, 
From whence, I xDD think, you awe come uWu by miracle. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I never came within ^.^ these abbey wawws, 
Nyow >w< evew didst :3 thou dwaw >w< thy >_< swowd uWu on me; 
I never ^-^ saw OwO the :33 chain, OwO so ^w^ hewp me UwU Heaven! 
And :3 this :3 is false you >_> buwden me :3 withaw. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ Why, what OwO an OwO intwicate >_< impeach :3 is x3 this! 
I ÚwÚ think you >w< aww ^.^ have dwunk >_> of UwU Ciwce's >_< cup. 
>w< If here you :3 hous'd ^w^ him, here ^.^ he would ^.^ have uWu been; 
>w< If ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe >_< mad, ^.^ he would ^.^ nyot >w< pwead OwO so uWu cowdwy. 
You uWu say ^.^ he din'd at UwU home: OwO the UwU gowdsmith here 
UwU Denyies UwU that UwU saying. Sirrah, what uWu say you? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. >_> Siw, ^.^ he din'd with xDD hew there, at OwO the ^.^ Powpentinye. 
>_> COUWTEZAN. ÚwÚ He did; ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom my fingew >_> snyatch'd UwU that OwO wing. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ^.^ 'Tis true, my liege; :3 this ring I xDD had >_> of :3 hew. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. >_< Saw'st :3 thou him ÚwÚ entew at OwO the abbey hewe? 
>_> COUWTEZAN. UwU As ;;w;; suwe, my UwU wiege, as I ^-^ do UwU see >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is :33 stwange. uWu Go caww OwO the x3 Abbess hithew. 
I ÚwÚ think you awe >w< aww OwO mated ^w^ ow :33 stawk ^w^ mad. 
;;w;; <Exit ^-^ onye ^-^ to OwO the ABBESS 
:33 AEGEON. uWu Most :3 mighty Duke, OwO vouchsafe me speak :3 a uWu wowd: 
:3 Hapwy I UwU see :3 a fwiend uWu wiww :33 save my life 
And pay OwO the sum UwU that ^-^ may x3 dewivew >_> me. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ Speak fweewy, x3 Sywacusian, what :3 thou wilt. 
:33 AEGEON. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot >_> youw uWu nyame, ;;w;; siw, xDD caww'd ÚwÚ Antiphowus? 
And :3 is ^.^ nyot UwU that >_> youw OwO bondman Dromio? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. xDD Within :3 this hour I ÚwÚ was his bondman, ;;w;; siw, 
But >_< he, I :3 thank ^w^ him, gnaw'd in two my :3 cowds 
Nyow x3 am I Dromio ÚwÚ and his man ^w^ unbound. 
:33 AEGEON. I x3 am ^w^ suwe you uWu both >_> of you wemembew >_> me. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Ouwsewves ^-^ we ^-^ do :33 wemembew, ;;w;; siw, uWu by OwO you; 
>_< Fow lately ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe bound as you awe OwO nyow. 
You awe ^.^ nyot :3 Pinch's :3 patient, awe you, sir? 
:33 AEGEON. UwU Why ÚwÚ wook you ÚwÚ stwange uWu on x3 me? You xDD knyow me :33 weww. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I never ^-^ saw you in my life ÚwÚ tiww OwO nyow. 
:33 AEGEON. O! >w< gwief ;;w;; hath >_< chang'd me >_< since you ^-^ saw me xDD wast; 
And ÚwÚ cawefuw ^w^ houws with >w< time's ^w^ defowmed hand 
>_< Have written ÚwÚ stwange ;;w;; defeatuwes in my face. 
But tell me >_> yet, OwO dost :3 thou ^.^ nyot xDD knyow my voice? 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. uWu Nyeithew. 
:33 AEGEON. uWu Dwomio, :3 nyow thou? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. No, xDD twust uWu me, ;;w;; siw, :3 nyow :3 I. 
:33 AEGEON. I x3 am ^w^ suwe :3 thou OwO dost. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, uWu but I x3 am ^w^ suwe I ^-^ do not; ÚwÚ and 
>_> whatsoevew :3 a man ^-^ denyies, you awe :3 nyow bound ^-^ to believe >_> him. 
:33 AEGEON. :3 Nyot xDD knyow my voice! :3 O >w< time's ^w^ extwemity, 
xDD Hast :3 thou OwO so cwack'd ÚwÚ and ^-^ spwitted my UwU poow :33 tongue 
UwU In :3 seven ^-^ showt years UwU that here my only :3 son 
^.^ Knyows ^.^ nyot my feebwe ;;w;; key >_> of untun'd uWu cawes? 
^-^ Though :3 nyow :3 this ^w^ gwainyed ;;w;; face >_> of >_< minye >w< be hid 
UwU In ;;w;; sap-consuming wintew's ^.^ dwizzwed snyow, 
And >w< aww OwO the :33 conduits >_> of my UwU bwood :3 fwoze uWu up, 
>_> Yet ;;w;; hath my night >_> of life >w< some memory, 
UwU My ÚwÚ wasting ^-^ wamps >w< some fading :33 gwimmew left, 
UwU My :33 duww xDD deaf ears :3 a wittwe ;;w;; use ^-^ to hear; 
^-^ Aww ^.^ these ^.^ owd ^w^ witnyesses-I cannyot :33 eww- 
>_> Teww me :3 thou art my :3 son Antipholus. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I never ^-^ saw my fathew in my wife. 
:33 AEGEON. But :3 seven years ÚwÚ since, in Syracuse, OwO boy, 
Thou uWu knyow'st ^-^ we parted; uWu but perhaps, my UwU son, 
Thou OwO sham'st ^-^ to acknyowwedge me in ^w^ misewy. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. The UwU Duke ÚwÚ and >w< aww UwU that xDD knyow me in 
OwO the :33 city ^w^ Can witness with me UwU that ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 so: 
I :33 nye'ew ^-^ saw >_> Sywacuse in my wife. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. I tell ^.^ thee, x3 Sywacusian, twenty years 
>_< Have I >_< been patron ^-^ to Antiphowus, 
^-^ Duwing ;;w;; which UwU time ^.^ he :33 nye'ew ^-^ saw Syracuse. 
I UwU see >w< thy :3 age ÚwÚ and dangews ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee dote. 

;;w;; We-entew OwO the >_> ABBESS, with ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE ÚwÚ and ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE 

^-^ ABBESS. uWu Most :3 mighty Duke, >w< behowd :3 a man >w< much >w< wwong'd. 
[All x3 gathew ^-^ to UwU see them] 
:3 ADWIANyA. I UwU see two ;;w;; husbands, ^w^ ow >_< minye eyes x3 deceive >_> me. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. >_< Onye >_> of ^.^ these x3 men :3 is genyius ^-^ to OwO the other; 
And OwO so >_> of :3 these. ^w^ Which :3 is OwO the :3 nyatuwaw man, 
And ;;w;; which OwO the OwO spiwit? OwO Who x3 deciphews >w< them? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. OwO I, ;;w;; siw, x3 am Dwomio; xDD command him >_> away. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. OwO I, >_> Siw, x3 am Dwomio; pray let me >_> stay. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. >w< Aegeon, art :3 thou not? ^w^ ow ewse his 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. :33 O, my ^.^ owd >w< mastew! ^-^ who ;;w;; hath bound 
^-^ ABBESS. x3 Whoevew bound ^w^ him, I uWu wiww loose his :3 bonds, 
And >_< gain :3 a xDD husband uWu by his :33 wibewty. 
xDD Speak, ^.^ owd >w< Aegeon, ^-^ if :3 thou be'st OwO the man 
:33 That xDD hadst :3 a UwU wife UwU once xDD caww'd Aemilia, 
:33 That ^-^ bowe ÚwÚ thee at :3 a >_> buwden two fair :33 sons. 
:33 O, ^-^ if :3 thou be'st OwO the >_> same >w< Aegeon, ÚwÚ speak, 
And speak x3 unto OwO the >_> same Aemilia! 
:33 AEGEON. >w< If I ^-^ dweam ;;w;; nyot, :3 thou art Aemilia. 
>w< If :3 thou art :33 she, tell me xDD whewe :3 is UwU that :3 son 
:33 That ^.^ fwoated with ÚwÚ thee uWu on OwO the :33 fataw ^.^ waft? 
^-^ ABBESS. By x3 men >_> of ^w^ Epidamnyum ^.^ he ÚwÚ and I 
And OwO the :33 twin uWu Dwomio, >w< aww ;;w;; wewe :3 taken up; 
But uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by wude xDD fishewmen >_> of ^-^ Cowinth 
By x3 fowce took Dromio ÚwÚ and my :3 son ^-^ fwom ;;w;; them, 
And me uWu they weft with x3 those >_> of Epidamnum. 
What then became >_> of them I cannyot UwU teww; 
I ^-^ to :3 this >_> fowtunye UwU that you UwU see me in. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ Why, here begins his xDD mownying story >_> wight. 
^.^ These two UwU Antiphowus', ^.^ these two OwO so ^-^ wike, 
And ^.^ these two Dwomios, ^-^ onye in ^.^ sembwance- 
Besides xDD hew urging >_> of xDD hew :3 wweck at ;;w;; sea- 
^.^ These awe OwO the parents ^-^ to ^.^ these ^-^ chiwdwen, 
^w^ Which ;;w;; accidentawwy awe met >w< togethew. 
Antiphowus, :3 thou xDD cam'st ^-^ fwom ^-^ Cowinth first? 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. No, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ nyot I; I came ^-^ fwom Syracuse. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Stay, ^.^ stand x3 apawt; I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot ;;w;; which :3 is UwU which. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. I came ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ Cowinth, my UwU most >_< gwacious :33 wowd. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. And I with >_> him. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Brought ^-^ to :3 this ^-^ town uWu by UwU that UwU most :3 famous warrior, 
UwU Duke >w< Menyaphon, >_> youw UwU most renowned :3 uncwe. 
:3 ADWIANyA. ^w^ Which >_> of you two >_> did uWu dinye with me uWu to-day? 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. OwO I, gentwe OwO mistwess. 
:3 ADWIANyA. And awe ^.^ nyot you my ^.^ husband? 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Nyo; I uWu say UwU nyay ^-^ to ;;w;; that. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. And OwO so ^-^ do OwO I, ÚwÚ yet >_> did ^.^ she caww me >w< so; 
And :3 this fair ^-^ gentwewoman, xDD hew ^-^ sistew ;;w;; hewe, 
OwO Did caww me brother. uWu [To WUCIANyA] What I told you then, 
I >w< hope I uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 weisuwe ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< good; 
>w< If :3 this >w< be ^.^ nyot :3 a ^-^ dweam I UwU see ÚwÚ and heaw. 
x3 ANGEWO. :33 That :3 is OwO the :33 chain, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; which you xDD had >_> of >_> me. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it ^.^ be, siw; I deny ^.^ it not. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. And you, ;;w;; siw, uWu fow :3 this >w< chain arrested >_> me. 
x3 ANGEWO. I ÚwÚ think I :33 did, siw; I deny ^.^ it not. 
:3 ADWIANyA. I x3 sent you >_> monyey, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to >w< be >_> youw bail, 
By Dwomio; uWu but I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he ^w^ bwought ^.^ it not. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. No, UwU nyonye uWu by >_> me. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. :3 This >_> puwse >_> of ^w^ ducats I receiv'd ^-^ fwom you, 
And Dromio my man >_> did bwing them >_> me. 
I UwU see ^-^ we still >_> did ^.^ meet OwO each other's man, 
And I ÚwÚ was ta'en uWu fow ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu fow uWu me, 
And ^-^ theweupon ^.^ these ^w^ EWWOWS awe awose. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ^.^ These ^w^ ducats ^.^ pawn I uWu fow my fathew here. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ It uWu shaww ^.^ nyot x3 nyeed; >w< thy fathew ;;w;; hath his wife. 
>_> COUWTEZAN. >_> Siw, I >w< must ^.^ have UwU that xDD diamond ^-^ fwom you. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. Thewe, UwU take xDD it; ÚwÚ and >w< much ^w^ thanks uWu fow my 
good ^.^ cheew. 
^-^ ABBESS. Renowned Duke, OwO vouchsafe ^-^ to UwU take OwO the x3 pains 
ÚwÚ To >w< go with OwO us OwO into OwO the abbey ;;w;; hewe, 
And hear at uWu wawge discoursed >w< aww ^-^ ouw x3 fowtunyes; 
And >w< aww UwU that awe >_< assembwed in :3 this place 
:33 That uWu by :3 this sympathized ^-^ onye UwU day's error 
>_< Have suffer'd ^.^ wwong, >w< go ^-^ keep OwO us ^.^ company, 
And ^-^ we uWu shaww ^-^ make :33 fuww ÚwÚ satisfaction. 
>_> Thiwty-thwee years ^.^ have I uWu but gonye in UwU twavaiw 
x3 Of you, my >w< sons; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ tiww :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent hour 
UwU My :33 heavy >_> buwden :33 nye'ew :3 dewivewed. 
The Duke, my xDD husband, ÚwÚ and my chiwdwen ^.^ both, 
And you OwO the x3 cawendaws >_> of theiw >_> nyativity, 
uWu Go ^-^ to :3 a gossips' >w< feast, ÚwÚ and >w< go with me; 
:33 Aftew OwO so wong gwief, such >_< nyativity! 
ÚwÚ DUKE. x3 With >w< aww my xDD heawt, I'll ^.^ gossip at :3 this ^-^ feast. 
^w^ <Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ÚwÚ SYWACUSE, ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF 
:33 EPHESUS, ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ÚwÚ SYWACUSE, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF UwU EPHESUS 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. UwU Mastew, uWu shaww I ÚwÚ fetch >_> youw stuff ^-^ fwom shipboawd? 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. uWu Dwomio, what stuff >_> of >_< minye x3 hast :3 thou ÚwÚ embawk'd? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. Your goods UwU that uWu way at OwO host, ;;w;; siw, in OwO the Centauw. 
ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ He ^-^ speaks ^-^ to >_> me. I x3 am >_> youw :3 mastew, >_< Dwomio. 
^w^ Come, >w< go with >_< us; ^w^ we'ww ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to UwU that x3 anyon. 
>w< Embwace >w< thy bwothew :3 thewe; uWu wejoice with >_> him. 
^w^ <Exeunt ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF SYWACUSE ÚwÚ and ANTIPHOLUS >_< OF UwU EPHESUS 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. Thewe :3 is :3 a UwU fat fwiend at >_> youw >_< mastew's OwO house, 
:33 That ÚwÚ kitchen'd me uWu fow you OwO to-day at xDD dinnyew; 
She :3 nyow uWu shaww >w< be my ;;w;; sistew, ^.^ nyot my wife. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. x3 Methinks you awe my glass, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot my brother; 
I UwU see uWu by you I x3 am :3 a ^.^ sweet-fac'd uWu youth. 
uWu Wiww you ÚwÚ wawk in ^-^ to UwU see theiw gossiping? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. :3 Nyot OwO I, siw; you awe my >_< ewdew. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ^.^ That's :3 a ÚwÚ question; how uWu shaww ^-^ we twy it? 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF SYWACUSE. >w< We'ww dwaw ^w^ cuts uWu fow OwO the ^w^ senyiow; ÚwÚ tiww then, 
;;w;; wead :3 thou >_> fiwst. 
;;w;; DWOMIO >_< OF ^w^ EPHESUS. ;;w;; Nyay, then, ^.^ thus: 
We came OwO into OwO the x3 wowwd >_< wike bwothew ÚwÚ and :33 bwothew, 
And :3 nyow wet's >w< go hand in ;;w;; hand, ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye before >_> anyothew. 
^w^ <Exeunt 


OwO THE ^.^ END 


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>_< 1608 

OwO THE OwO TWAGEDY >_< OF COWIOWANyUS 

uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe 



Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae 

ÚwÚ CAIUS MARCIUS, >w< aftewwawds ÚwÚ CAIUS MAWCIUS COWIOWANyUS 

xDD Genyewaws x3 against OwO the Volscians 
>_> TITUS WAWTIUS 
>_> COMINyIUS 

^w^ MENyENyIUS ÚwÚ AGWIPPA, fwiend ^-^ to Coriolanus 

Tribunes >_> of OwO the People 
^-^ SICINyIUS VEWUTUS 
:33 JUNyIUS xDD BWUTUS 

OwO YOUNG MARCIUS, :3 son ^-^ to Coriolanus 
OwO A UwU WOMAN ÚwÚ HEWAWD 
NICANOR, :3 a Woman 
TULLUS ÚwÚ AUFIDIUS, x3 Genyewaw >_> of OwO the Volscians 
LIEUTENANT, ^-^ to UwU Aufidius 
:33 CONSPIWATOWS, x3 With UwU Aufidius 
ADWIAN, :3 a ^.^ Vowscian 
OwO A uWu CITIZEN >_> of xDD Antium 
OwO TWO VOLSCIAN ÚwÚ GUAWDS 

ÚwÚ VOWUMNyIA, mothew ^-^ to Coriolanus 
xDD VIWGIWIA, UwU wife ^-^ to Coriolanus 
VAWEWIA, fwiend ^-^ to Virgilia 
x3 GENTWEWOMAN :33 attending uWu on Virgilia 

Woman ÚwÚ and ^.^ Vowscian x3 Senyatows, Patricians, :3 Aediwes, Wictows, 
;;w;; Sowdiews, ^.^ Citizens, ^-^ Messengews, ^.^ Sewvants ^-^ to ^.^ Aufidius, ÚwÚ and uWu othew 
x3 Attendants 




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SCENyE: 
>_> Wome ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; nyeighbouwhood; xDD Cowiowi ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; nyeighbouwhood; xDD Antium 



^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
Rome. OwO A uWu stweet 

x3 Entew :3 a >_> company >_> of mutinyous >_< citizens, with ;;w;; staves, >_< cwubs, ÚwÚ and uWu othew weapons 

OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Before ^-^ we :33 pwoceed ^-^ any :3 fuwthew, hear me speak. 
ALL. xDD Speak, speak. 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. uWu YOU awe >w< aww resolv'd wathew ^-^ to die than ^-^ to famish? 
ALL. >_< Wesowv'd, x3 wesowv'd. 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. First, you xDD knyow ^-^ Caius uWu Mawcius :3 is >_> chief enemy ^-^ to OwO the 
:33 peopwe. 
ALL. We UwU knyow't, ^-^ we xDD knyow't. 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. >_> Wet OwO us :33 kiww ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^w^ we'ww ^.^ have >w< cown at ^-^ ouw >_> own 
^.^ pwice. :3 Is't :3 a verdict? 
ALL. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >_> tawking >w< on't; let ^.^ it >w< be >w< donye. Away, >w< away! 
x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. >_< Onye ;;w;; wowd, good OwO citizens. 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. We awe ;;w;; accounted UwU poow >_< citizens, OwO the ^-^ patwicians :33 good. 
What authowity suwfeits uWu on would relieve >_< us; ^-^ if uWu they would ÚwÚ yiewd 
OwO us uWu but OwO the OwO supewfwuity >_< whiwe ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe whowesome, ^-^ we UwU might ^.^ guess 
uWu they wewieved OwO us x3 humanyewy; uWu but uWu they ÚwÚ think ^-^ we awe xDD too ;;w;; deaw. The 
weannyess UwU that :33 affwicts >w< us, OwO the object >_> of ^-^ ouw misery, :3 is as OwO an 
UwU inventowy ^-^ to pawticuwawize theiw ^w^ abundance; ^-^ ouw sufferance :3 is :3 a 
>_< gain ^-^ to ^.^ them. >_> Wet OwO us wevenge :3 this with ^-^ ouw uWu pikes ewe ^-^ we ÚwÚ become 
uWu wakes; uWu fow OwO the UwU gods xDD knyow I speak :3 this in hungew uWu fow ÚwÚ bwead, ^.^ nyot in 
thiwst uWu fow wevenge. 
x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. Wouwd you :33 pwoceed >w< especiawwy x3 against ^-^ Caius :33 Mawcius? 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. uWu Against him xDD fiwst; :33 he's :3 a vewy ^.^ dog ^-^ to OwO the 
>_> commonyawty. 
x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. Consider you what services ^.^ he >_> has x3 donye uWu fow his 
countwy? 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Very well, ÚwÚ and :33 couwd >w< be ^.^ content ^-^ to ^w^ give him good 
wepowt uWu fow't uWu but UwU that ^.^ he OwO pays ^-^ himsewf with being uWu pwoud. 
x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but speak ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ mawiciouswy. 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. I uWu say x3 unto you, what ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 donye famously ^.^ he >_> did ^.^ it 
^-^ to UwU that :3 end; >w< though UwU soft-conscienc'd x3 men can >w< be ^.^ content ^-^ to uWu say ^.^ it 
ÚwÚ was uWu fow his xDD countwy, ^.^ he >_> did ^.^ it ^-^ to >w< pwease his mothew ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be 
pawtwy proud, ;;w;; which ^.^ he ;;w;; is, x3 even ^-^ to OwO the awtitude >_> of his ;;w;; viwtue. 
x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. What ^.^ he cannyot ^w^ hewp in his ^-^ nyatuwe you >_< account :3 a 
OwO vice in >_> him. You >w< must in nyo uWu way uWu say ^.^ he :3 is covetous. 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. >w< If I >w< must ;;w;; nyot, I :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD bawwen >_> of accusations; 
^.^ he ;;w;; hath fauwts, with surplus, ^-^ to tire in repetition. UwU [Shouts 
^w^ within] What shouts awe ^w^ these? The uWu othew >_> side o' th' :33 city :3 is 
wisen. UwU Why stay ^-^ we prating hewe? ÚwÚ To th' Capitol! 
ALL. ^w^ Come, come. 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Soft! ^-^ who comes hewe? 

x3 Entew ^w^ MENyENyIUS AGWIPPA 

x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. Wowthy OwO Menyenyius uWu Agwippa; ^-^ onye UwU that ;;w;; hath :33 awways :33 wov'd 
OwO the :33 peopwe. 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. >w< He's ^-^ onye >w< honyest enyough; would >w< aww OwO the west ;;w;; wewe so! 
MENENIUS. What wowk's, my countrymen, in ^.^ hand? :3 Whewe >w< go you 
x3 With x3 bats ÚwÚ and ^.^ cwubs? The matter? xDD Speak, I pray you. 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Our ^-^ businyess :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu unknyown ^-^ to th' UwU Senyate; uWu they ^.^ have 
xDD had ^.^ inkwing :3 this fowtnyight what ^-^ we intend ^-^ to uWu do, ;;w;; which :3 nyow ^w^ we'ww 
show >w< 'em in >_< deeds. ^.^ They uWu say UwU poow suitows ^.^ have >w< stwong breaths; 
uWu they uWu shaww xDD knyow ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< stwong ÚwÚ awms ^w^ too. 
MENENIUS. ÚwÚ Why, masters, my good fwiends, >_< minye >w< honyest neighbours, 
uWu Wiww you ;;w;; undo yourselves? 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. We :33 cannyot, siw; ^-^ we awe undonye awweady. 
MENENIUS. I tell you, fwiends, UwU most chawitabwe cawe 
>_< Have OwO the ^-^ patwicians >_> of you. >_< Fow >_> youw >w< wants, 
Your suffewing in :3 this dearth, you ^-^ may as ;;w;; weww 
Stwike at OwO the >w< heaven with >_> youw :33 staves as wift them 
uWu Against OwO the Woman x3 state; uWu whose ^-^ couwse uWu wiww uWu on 
The uWu way ^.^ it uWu takes, x3 cwacking >w< ten ^w^ thousand curbs 
x3 Of ^-^ mowe >w< stwong :3 wink >_> asundew than can >w< evew 
xDD Appeaw in >_> youw ^-^ impediment. >_< Fow OwO the dearth, 
The >_< gods, ^.^ nyot OwO the patwicians, ^-^ make it, ÚwÚ and 
Your knyees ^-^ to ;;w;; them, ^.^ nyot uWu awms, >w< must uWu hewp. Awack, 
You awe twanspowted uWu by calamity 
Thithew xDD whewe ^-^ mowe attends OwO you; ÚwÚ and you :3 swandew 
The UwU hewms o' th' state, ^-^ who cawe uWu fow you >_< wike ÚwÚ fathews, 
When you ^w^ cuwse them as enyemies. 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Cawe uWu fow >_< us! ÚwÚ Twue, uWu indeed! ^.^ They :33 nye'ew car'd uWu fow OwO us 
>_> yet. Suffew OwO us ^-^ to xDD famish, ÚwÚ and theiw x3 stowehouses cwamm'd with 
^.^ gwain; ^-^ make UwU edicts uWu fow ÚwÚ usuwy, ^-^ to :3 suppowt usurers; repeal ;;w;; daiwy 
^-^ any >_> whowesome ^.^ act :33 estabwished x3 against OwO the rich, ÚwÚ and :3 pwovide ^-^ mowe 
^.^ piewcing :33 statutes ;;w;; daiwy ^-^ to >w< chain OwO up ÚwÚ and restrain OwO the :33 poow. >w< If OwO the 
wars xDD eat OwO us ^.^ nyot uWu up, uWu they wiww; ÚwÚ and :33 thewe's >w< aww OwO the love uWu they bear 
ÚwÚ us. 
MENENIUS. x3 Eithew you >w< must 
:3 Confess youwsewves :3 wondwous >_< mawicious, 
Ow >w< be ^w^ accus'd >_> of fowwy. I uWu shaww tell you 
OwO A pwetty >_> tawe. ^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be you ^.^ have heard xDD it; 
But, >_< since ^.^ it sewves my >_< puwpose, I uWu wiww venture 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; stawe't :3 a wittwe more. 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Weww, I'll hear it, siw; ÚwÚ yet you >w< must ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think ^-^ to 
^w^ fob x3 off ^-^ ouw >w< disgwace with :3 a >_> tawe. But, ^w^ an't >w< pwease you, :33 dewivew. 
MENENIUS. Thewe ÚwÚ was :3 a UwU time when >w< aww OwO the body's ;;w;; membews 
>w< Webeww'd x3 against OwO the belly; ;;w;; thus ^w^ accus'd OwO it: 
:33 That only >_< wike :3 a >w< guwf ^.^ it >_> did >_< wemain 
uWu I' th' midst o' th' body, :33 idwe ÚwÚ and :3 unyactive, 
OwO Stiww >w< cupboawding OwO the xDD viand, never beawing 
;;w;; Wike >_< wabouw with OwO the west; xDD whewe th' uWu othew xDD instwuments 
OwO Did UwU see ÚwÚ and OwO heaw, uWu devise, xDD instwuct, ^-^ wawk, x3 feew, 
And, mutuawwy participate, >_> did >_< minyistew 
^.^ Unto OwO the :3 appetite ÚwÚ and xDD affection ^w^ common 
x3 Of OwO the xDD whowe ÚwÚ body. The :33 bewwy >_< answew'd- 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Weww, ;;w;; siw, what ÚwÚ answew :3 made OwO the ;;w;; bewwy? 
MENENIUS. >_> Siw, I uWu shaww tell you. x3 With :3 a >w< kind >_> of >_> smiwe, 
^w^ Which :33 nye'ew came ^-^ fwom OwO the lungs, uWu but x3 even UwU thus- 
>_< Fow ÚwÚ wook you, I ^-^ may ^-^ make OwO the :33 bewwy >_> smiwe 
UwU As ;;w;; weww as UwU speak- ^.^ it tauntingly ^.^ wepwied 
ÚwÚ To th' :33 discontented members, OwO the mutinyous pawts 
:33 That uWu envied his receipt; x3 even OwO so UwU most fitly 
UwU As you >w< mawign ^-^ ouw xDD senyatows uWu fow UwU that 
^.^ They awe ^.^ nyot such as you. 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Your >_> bewwy's UwU answew- ^-^ What? 
The >w< kingwy crowned uWu head, OwO the >_> vigiwant eye, 
The :33 counsewwow xDD heawt, OwO the arm ^-^ ouw ^-^ sowdiew, 
Our uWu steed OwO the :33 weg, OwO the :33 tongue ^-^ ouw UwU twumpetew, 
x3 With uWu othew munyiments ÚwÚ and :33 petty ^w^ hewps 
^-^ Is :3 this ^-^ ouw fabric, ^-^ if UwU that >_> they- 
MENENIUS. What ^.^ then? 
Fowe uWu me, :3 this :3 fewwow speaks! What ^.^ then? What ^.^ then? 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. ;;w;; Shouwd uWu by OwO the >_< cowmowant :33 bewwy >w< be >w< westwain'd, 
OwO Who :3 is OwO the sink o' th' body- 
MENENIUS. Weww, what ^.^ then? 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. The fowmew ÚwÚ agents, ^-^ if uWu they >_> did compwain, 
What :33 couwd OwO the :33 bewwy OwO answew? 
MENENIUS. I uWu wiww tell OwO you; 
>w< If ^w^ you'ww bestow :3 a xDD smaww- >_> of what you ^.^ have ^-^ wittwe- 
uWu Patience uWu awhiwe, you'st hear OwO the >_> bewwy's >w< answew. 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Y'awe wong about it. 
MENENIUS. ^-^ Nyote me this, good >_< fwiend: 
Your UwU most grave :33 bewwy ÚwÚ was x3 dewibewate, 
:3 Nyot wash >_< wike his :33 accusews, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus ;;w;; answewed. 
;;w;; 'Twue :3 is it, my incorporate :33 fwiends,' OwO quoth ^.^ he 
UwU 'That I weceive OwO the ^w^ genyewaw >_< food at ^.^ fiwst 
^w^ Which you ^-^ do live ^w^ upon; ÚwÚ and x3 fit ^.^ it ;;w;; is, 
xDD Because I x3 am OwO the xDD stowehouse ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ shop 
x3 Of OwO the xDD whowe ÚwÚ body. But, ^-^ if you ^-^ do :33 wemembew, 
I ^-^ send ^.^ it OwO thwough OwO the wivews >_> of >_> youw blood, 
>_< Even ^-^ to OwO the couwt, OwO the xDD heawt, ^-^ to th' x3 seat o' th' brain; 
And, OwO thwough OwO the cwanks ÚwÚ and ^-^ offices >_> of man, 
The strongest OwO nyewves ÚwÚ and small :3 infewiow ^.^ veins 
From me weceive UwU that :3 nyatuwaw >_> competency 
Wheweby uWu they wive. And >w< though UwU that >w< aww at UwU once 
:3 You, my good ^-^ fwiends'- :3 this :33 says OwO the belly; mark >_> me. 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. >w< Ay, siw; well, :33 weww. 
MENENIUS. 'Though >w< aww at UwU once cannyot 
^w^ See what I ^-^ do x3 dewivew >_< out ^-^ to >_> each, 
>_> Yet I can ^-^ make my >w< audit uWu up, UwU that >w< aww 
From me ^-^ do xDD back weceive OwO the ^-^ fwouw >_> of aww, 
And xDD weave me uWu but OwO the UwU bwan.' What uWu say you UwU to' >w< t? 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was OwO an >w< answew. OwO How OwO appwy you uWu this? 
MENENIUS. The xDD senyatows >_> of >_> Wome awe :3 this good :33 bewwy, 
And you OwO the mutinyous ^w^ membews; for, OwO examinye 
Their counsels ÚwÚ and theiw cares, OwO digest >w< things >w< wightwy 
xDD Touching OwO the ^-^ weaw o' th' ;;w;; common, you uWu shaww find 
:3 Nyo uWu pubwic benefit ;;w;; which you weceive 
But ^.^ it pwoceeds ^w^ ow comes ^-^ fwom them ^-^ to you, 
And nyo uWu way ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ youwsewves. What ^-^ do you xDD think, 
:3 You, OwO the gweat >_> toe >_> of :3 this >_< assembwy? 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. I OwO the gweat :3 toe? UwU Why OwO the gweat :3 toe? 
MENENIUS. >_< Fow UwU that, being ^-^ onye o' th' lowest, ^w^ basest, poowest, 
x3 Of :3 this UwU most xDD wise webewwion, :3 thou ^w^ goest fowemost. 
Thou wascaw, UwU that art wowst in UwU bwood ^-^ to ^-^ wun, 
xDD Wead'st ^.^ fiwst ^-^ to ^.^ win >w< some vantage. 
But ^-^ make you ready >_> youw ;;w;; stiff x3 bats ÚwÚ and clubs. 
>_> Wome ÚwÚ and xDD hew rats awe at OwO the point >_> of ÚwÚ battwe; 
The ^-^ onye >_> side >w< must ^.^ have uWu bawe. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ CAIUS MAWCIUS 

Hail, x3 nyobwe Mawcius! 
^w^ MAWCIUS. :33 Thanks. What's OwO the matter, you dissentious uWu wogues 
That, wubbing OwO the UwU poow ;;w;; itch >_> of >_> youw ^-^ opinyion, 
UwU Make youwsewves :33 scabs? 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. We ^.^ have >w< evew >_> youw good :33 wowd. 
^w^ MAWCIUS. ÚwÚ He UwU that uWu wiww ^w^ give good uWu wowds ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee uWu wiww fwattew 
:33 Benyeath x3 abhowwing. What would you x3 have, you ^.^ cuws, 
:33 That >_< wike :3 nyow xDD peace :3 nyow ÚwÚ waw? The ^-^ onye affwights you, 
The uWu othew makes you uWu pwoud. ÚwÚ He UwU that uWu twusts ^-^ to you, 
:3 Whewe ^.^ he shouwd find you :33 wions, ^.^ finds you :3 hawes; 
:3 Whewe :3 foxes, ^.^ geese; you awe nyo surer, no, 
>w< Than :3 is OwO the OwO coaw >_> of x3 fiwe x3 upon OwO the OwO ice 
Ow hailstone in OwO the OwO sun. Your :3 viwtue :3 is 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make him >w< wowthy uWu whose OwO offence subdues ^w^ him, 
And ^w^ cuwse UwU that :33 justice >_> did it. OwO Who ^-^ desewves greatness 
:33 Desewves >_> youw hate; ÚwÚ and >_> youw ÚwÚ affections awe 
OwO A uWu sick ÚwÚ man's OwO appetite, ^-^ who desires UwU most UwU that 
^w^ Which would OwO incwease his :33 eviw. ÚwÚ He UwU that depends 
:3 Upon >_> youw favouws >w< swims with >_< fins >_> of ^.^ wead, 
And ^-^ hews ;;w;; down >_< oaks with :33 wushes. >w< Hang :33 ye! OwO Twust OwO ye? 
x3 With every :3 minyute you ^-^ do >_> change :3 a :33 mind 
And caww him x3 nyobwe UwU that ÚwÚ was :3 nyow >_> youw ^.^ hate, 
:3 Him :3 viwe UwU that ÚwÚ was >_> youw UwU gawwand. What's OwO the matter 
:33 That in ^.^ these uWu sevewaw OwO pwaces >_> of OwO the :33 city 
You x3 cwy x3 against OwO the x3 nyobwe >w< Senyate, :3 who, 
^.^ Undew OwO the >_< gods, ^-^ keep you in awe, ;;w;; which ewse 
Wouwd :33 feed uWu on ^-^ onye anyothew? What's theiw seeking? 
MENENIUS. >_< Fow >w< cown at theiw >_> own ;;w;; wates, ^w^ wheweof uWu they uWu say 
The :33 city :3 is ;;w;; weww stor'd. 
^w^ MAWCIUS. >w< Hang 'em! ^.^ They :33 say! 
>w< They'ww ^-^ sit uWu by th' x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and presume ^-^ to xDD knyow 
What's x3 donye >w< i' th' Capitow, :33 who's >_< wike ^-^ to ÚwÚ wise, 
OwO Who ÚwÚ thwives ÚwÚ and ^-^ who declines; >_> side factions, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give >_< out 
x3 Conjectuwaw marriages, :33 making ^-^ pawties ^w^ stwong, 
And feebling such as ^.^ stand ^.^ nyot in theiw ^-^ wiking 
uWu Bewow theiw ;;w;; cobbwed ^-^ shoes. ^.^ They uWu say :33 thewe's gwain enyough! 
Wouwd OwO the uWu nyobiwity uWu way ^w^ aside theiw ^.^ wuth 
And let me ;;w;; use my ;;w;; swowd, :3 I'd ^-^ make :3 a quawwy 
x3 With ^-^ thousands >_> of ^.^ these :3 quawtew'd ;;w;; swaves, as UwU high 
UwU As I :33 couwd OwO pick my lance. 
MENENIUS. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ these awe ^w^ awmost xDD thowoughwy persuaded; 
>_< Fow >w< though ^w^ abundantwy uWu they wack OwO discwetion, 
>_> Yet awe uWu they >_< passing cowardly. But, I uWu beseech you, 
What :33 says OwO the uWu othew ÚwÚ twoop? 
^w^ MAWCIUS. ^.^ They awe dissowv'd. >w< Hang 'em! 
^.^ They ^w^ said uWu they ;;w;; wewe an-hungry; sigh'd :3 fowth proverbs- 
:33 That hungew x3 bwoke stonye wawws, UwU that ;;w;; dogs >w< must >w< eat, 
:33 That meat ÚwÚ was :3 made uWu fow uWu mouths, UwU that OwO the UwU gods x3 sent ^.^ nyot 
Cown uWu fow OwO the rich x3 men :33 onwy. x3 With ^.^ these ;;w;; shweds 
^.^ They :33 vented theiw :3 compwainyings; ;;w;; which being answew'd, 
And :3 a >_> petition gwanted ^w^ them- :3 a ÚwÚ stwange one, 
ÚwÚ To >_< bweak OwO the OwO heawt >_> of x3 genyewosity 
And ^-^ make bowd power ÚwÚ wook pale- uWu they >w< thwew theiw :33 caps 
UwU As uWu they would >_> hang them uWu on OwO the howns o' th' ^w^ moon, 
^-^ Shouting theiw OwO emuwation. 
MENENIUS. What :3 is gwanted >w< them? 
^w^ MAWCIUS. ^.^ Five xDD twibunyes, ^-^ to ^w^ defend theiw UwU vuwgaw xDD wisdoms, 
x3 Of theiw >_> own x3 choice. uWu Onye's Junius :3 Bwutus- 
Sicinius UwU Vewutus, ÚwÚ and I xDD knyow not. :33 'Sdeath! 
The rabble shouwd ^.^ have ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ unwoof'd OwO the :33 city 
Ewe OwO so ;;w;; pwevaiw'd with me; ^.^ it uWu wiww in UwU time 
:3 Win x3 upon power ÚwÚ and thwow :3 fowth gweatew :33 themes 
>_< Fow ^w^ insuwwection's arguing. 
MENENIUS. :3 This :3 is :33 stwange. 
^w^ MAWCIUS. uWu Go >_< get you home, you ^-^ fwagments. 

x3 Entew :3 a >_< MESSENGEW, OwO hastiwy 

MESSENGEW. Where's ^-^ Caius :33 Mawcius? 
^w^ MAWCIUS. ^-^ Hewe. What's OwO the matter? 
MESSENGEW. The UwU nyews ;;w;; is, ;;w;; siw, OwO the >_< Vowsces awe in arms. 
^w^ MAWCIUS. I x3 am ^.^ gwad >w< on't; then ^-^ we uWu shaww UwU ha' :3 means ^-^ to :33 vent 
Our >_> musty uWu supewfwuity. ^w^ See, ^-^ ouw :33 best ^w^ ewdews. 

x3 Entew COMINIUS, >_> TITUS :3 WAWTIUS, with uWu othew ^w^ SENyATOWS; 
:33 JUNyIUS xDD BWUTUS ÚwÚ and ^-^ SICINyIUS VEWUTUS 

OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. OwO Mawcius, 'tis OwO twue UwU that you ^.^ have lately told us: 
The >_< Vowsces awe in arms. 
^w^ MAWCIUS. ^.^ They ^.^ have :3 a uWu weadew, 
Tullus ^.^ Aufidius, UwU that uWu wiww >w< put you to't. 
I xDD sin in ;;w;; envying his ÚwÚ nyobiwity; 
And ;;w;; wewe I ^w^ anything uWu but what I OwO am, 
I would ^w^ wish me only ^w^ he. 
COMINIUS. You ^.^ have xDD fought togethew? 
^w^ MAWCIUS. Were half ^-^ to half OwO the x3 wowwd uWu by th' eaws, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he 
:3 Upon my xDD pawty, :3 I'd x3 wevowt, ^-^ to ^-^ make 
>_> Onwy my wars with >_> him. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a x3 wion 
:33 That I x3 am >_> pwoud ^-^ to ^-^ hunt. 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. >_> Then, >w< wowthy OwO Mawcius, 
x3 Attend x3 upon Cominyius ^-^ to ^.^ these ;;w;; waws. 
COMINIUS. ^w^ It :3 is >_> youw fowmew >w< pwomise. 
^w^ MAWCIUS. >_> Siw, ^.^ it >_> is; 
And I x3 am OwO constant. UwU Titus Lartius, :3 thou 
Shalt UwU see me UwU once ^-^ mowe strike at ^-^ Tuwwus' face. 
>_> What, art :3 thou stiff? Stand'st ^w^ out? 
WAWTIUS. No, ^-^ Caius UwU Mawcius; 
I'll lean x3 upon ^-^ onye ^w^ cwutch ÚwÚ and fight with x3 t'othew 
Ewe stay >_> behind :3 this :33 businyess. 
MENENIUS. :33 O, OwO twue ^-^ bwed! 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. Your >_> company ^-^ to th' ;;w;; Capitow; where, I >w< knyow, 
Our :3 gweatest fwiends ^.^ attend ÚwÚ us. 
WAWTIUS. uWu [To ^.^ COMINyIUS] Lead you x3 on. 
uWu [To MARCIUS] Follow :3 Cominyius; ^-^ we >w< must follow OwO you; 
Wight >w< wowthy you pwiowity. 
COMINIUS. x3 Nyobwe Mawcius! 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. uWu [To OwO the Citizens] >_< Hence ^-^ to >_> youw homes; >w< be gone. 
^w^ MAWCIUS. ;;w;; Nyay, let them OwO fowwow. 
The >_< Vowsces ^.^ have >w< much ;;w;; cown: UwU take ^.^ these rats thithew 
ÚwÚ To OwO gnyaw theiw ÚwÚ gawnyews. :3 Wowshipfuw mutinyeews, 
Your valour ^-^ puts ;;w;; weww fowth; pray OwO fowwow. 
Ciitzens >_< steaw >_> away. >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ^-^ SICINyIUS ÚwÚ and xDD BWUTUS 
^.^ SICINyIUS. >_> Was >w< evew man OwO so >_> pwoud as :3 is :3 this :33 Mawcius? 
BWUTUS. ÚwÚ He >_> has nyo :3 equaw. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. When ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe :3 chosen tribunes uWu fow OwO the people- 
BWUTUS. Mark'd you his x3 wip ÚwÚ and :3 eyes? 
^.^ SICINyIUS. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but his :33 taunts! 
BWUTUS. >_> Being mov'd, ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot spawe ^-^ to ÚwÚ giwd OwO the xDD gods. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. xDD Bemock OwO the modest ÚwÚ moon. 
BWUTUS. The ÚwÚ pwesent wars devouw :3 him! ÚwÚ He :3 is UwU gwown 
:3 Too >_> pwoud ^-^ to >w< be OwO so uWu vawiant. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. Such :3 a UwU nyatuwe, 
Tickwed with good >w< success, uWu disdains OwO the ;;w;; shadow 
^w^ Which ^.^ he :33 tweads uWu on at nyoon. But I ^-^ do wonder 
His insowence can ^.^ bwook ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ commanded 
^.^ Undew ÚwÚ Cominyius. 
BWUTUS. ;;w;; Fame, at OwO the ;;w;; which ^.^ he uWu aims- 
UwU In xDD whom already ^.^ he :3 is ;;w;; weww grac'd- cannyot 
>_< Bettew >w< be held :3 nyow ^-^ mowe >_< attain'd than uWu by 
OwO A place x3 bewow OwO the xDD fiwst; uWu fow what x3 miscawwies 
:33 Shaww >w< be OwO the ^.^ genyewaw's UwU fauwt, >w< though ^.^ he OwO pewfowm 
ÚwÚ To th' xDD utmost >_> of :3 a man, ÚwÚ and x3 giddy ÚwÚ censuwe 
uWu Wiww then x3 cwy >_< out >_> of uWu Mawcius 'O, ^-^ if ^.^ he 
Had ÚwÚ bownye OwO the >_< businyess!' 
^.^ SICINyIUS. UwU Besides, ^-^ if >w< things >w< go well, 
;;w;; Opinyion, UwU that OwO so sticks uWu on OwO Mawcius, uWu shaww 
x3 Of his ^w^ demewits x3 wob ÚwÚ Cominyius. 
BWUTUS. x3 Come. 
Hawf >w< aww OwO Cominyius' honours awe ^-^ to OwO Mawcius, 
^-^ Though uWu Mawcius :33 eawn'd them not; ÚwÚ and >w< aww his faults 
ÚwÚ To uWu Mawcius uWu shaww >w< be UwU honyouws, >w< though >_< indeed 
UwU In >w< aught ^.^ he merit not. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. Let's x3 hence ÚwÚ and hear 
OwO How OwO the uWu dispatch :3 is made, ÚwÚ and in what x3 fashion, 
Mowe than his ÚwÚ singuwawity, ^.^ he :33 goes 
:3 Upon :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent ^w^ action. 
BWUTUS. Let's awong. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
xDD Cowiowi. The Senate >_< House. 

x3 Entew TULLUS OwO AUFIDIUS with SENATORS >_> of xDD Cowiowi 

OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. UwU So, >_> youw >_< opinyion ;;w;; is, ^.^ Aufidius, 
:33 That uWu they >_> of >_> Wome awe ent'red in ^-^ ouw counsels 
And xDD knyow how ^-^ we :3 pwoceed. 
^-^ AUFIDIUS. ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot yours? 
What >w< evew ^.^ have >_< been ^w^ thought uWu on in :3 this OwO state 
:33 That :33 couwd >w< be ^w^ bwought ^-^ to ;;w;; bodiwy ^.^ act ewe >_> Wome 
Had UwU ciwcumvention? ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot ;;w;; fouw >_< days gonye 
x3 Since I heard thence; ^.^ these awe OwO the words- I ÚwÚ think 
I ^.^ have OwO the letter OwO here;.yes, here ^.^ it UwU is: 
^-^ [Weads] 'They ^.^ have ^.^ pwess'd :3 a :33 powew, uWu but ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO knyown 
:3 Whethew uWu fow ^w^ east ^w^ ow ^-^ west. The uWu deawth :3 is OwO gweat; 
The ^w^ peopwe OwO mutinyous; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 is rumour'd, 
Cominyius, uWu Mawcius >_> youw ^.^ owd enemy, 
OwO Who :3 is >_> of >_> Wome >_< wowse hated than >_> of you, 
And UwU Titus Lartius, :3 a UwU most ÚwÚ vawiant :3 Woman, 
^.^ These three ;;w;; wead uWu on :3 this pwepawation 
Whither 'tis ^-^ bent. uWu Most :33 wikewy 'tis uWu fow OwO you; 
Consider >_> of >_< it.' 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. Our xDD awmy's in OwO the OwO fiewd; 
We never ÚwÚ yet :3 made x3 doubt uWu but >_> Wome ÚwÚ was ready 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew ÚwÚ us. 
^-^ AUFIDIUS. Nyow >_> did you ÚwÚ think ^.^ it ^.^ fowwy 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep >_> youw gweat >_< pwetences OwO veiw'd ÚwÚ tiww when 
^.^ They ^.^ nyeeds >w< must show :3 themsewves; ;;w;; which in OwO the x3 hatching, 
^w^ It OwO seem'd, appeaw'd ^-^ to Rome. By OwO the discovery 
We uWu shaww >w< be xDD showt'nyed in ^-^ ouw :3 aim, ;;w;; which ÚwÚ was 
ÚwÚ To UwU take in many OwO towns ewe ^w^ awmost >_> Wome 
;;w;; Shouwd xDD knyow ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe ^.^ afoot. 
x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. x3 Nyobwe ^.^ Aufidius, 
;;w;; Take >_> youw x3 commission; UwU hie you ^-^ to >_> youw uWu bands; 
>_> Wet OwO us :3 awonye ^-^ to guawd xDD Cowiowi. 
>w< If uWu they xDD set ;;w;; down ^w^ befowe's, uWu fow OwO the wemuv 
>_< Bwing OwO up >_> youw awmy; uWu but I ÚwÚ think ^w^ you'ww find 
^-^ Th' ^.^ have ^.^ nyot :33 pwepaw'd uWu fow ÚwÚ us. 
^-^ AUFIDIUS. :33 O, x3 doubt ^.^ nyot >w< that! 
I speak ^-^ fwom certainties. Nyay :3 mowe, 
uWu Some x3 pawcews >_> of theiw power awe :3 fowth uWu awweady, 
And only ÚwÚ hithewwawd. I xDD weave >_> youw honours. 
>w< If ^-^ we ÚwÚ and ^-^ Caius uWu Mawcius uWu chance ^-^ to :33 meet, 
^.^ 'Tis sworn :3 between OwO us ^-^ we uWu shaww >w< evew strike 
;;w;; Tiww ^-^ onye can ^-^ do nyo more. 
ALL. The UwU gods ^-^ assist xDD you! 
^-^ AUFIDIUS. And ^-^ keep >_> youw honours safe! 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. >w< Faweweww. 
x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. >w< Faweweww. 
ALL. >w< Faweweww. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
Rome. MARCIUS' house 

x3 Entew VOWUMNyIA ÚwÚ and xDD VIWGIWIA, mothew ÚwÚ and UwU wife ^-^ to MAWCIUS; 
uWu they xDD set them ;;w;; down uWu on two low :33 stoows ÚwÚ and UwU sew 

VOLUMNIA. I pray you, >_> daughtew, sing, ^w^ ow express yourself in :3 a ^-^ mowe 
comfortable :33 sowt. >w< If my :3 son ;;w;; wewe my xDD husband, I shouwd freelier 
uWu wejoice in UwU that absence wherein ^.^ he xDD won uWu honyouw than in OwO the 
ÚwÚ embwacements >_> of his bed xDD whewe ^.^ he would show UwU most wuv. When ÚwÚ yet 
^.^ he ÚwÚ was uWu but uWu tendew-bodied, ÚwÚ and OwO the only :3 son >_> of my OwO womb; when xDD youth 
with comeliness UwU pwuck'd >w< aww xDD gaze his OwO way; xDD when, uWu fow :3 a :3 day >_> of 
kings' entreaties, :3 a mothew shouwd ^.^ nyot ;;w;; seww him OwO an hour ^-^ fwom xDD hew 
>_> behowding; OwO I, uWu considewing how uWu honyouw would ÚwÚ become such :3 a pewson- 
UwU that ^.^ it ÚwÚ was nyo better than ^-^ pictuwe-wike ^-^ to >_> hang uWu by th' waww, ^-^ if 
UwU wenyown :3 made ^.^ it ^.^ nyot stiw- ÚwÚ was pleas'd ^-^ to let him >w< seek danger xDD whewe 
^.^ he ÚwÚ was ^-^ to find >w< fame. ÚwÚ To :3 a x3 cwuew OwO waw I x3 sent ^w^ him, ^-^ fwom :3 whence ^.^ he 
wetuwn'd his uWu bwows bound with >_> oak. I tell ^.^ thee, >_> daughtew, I 
spwang ^.^ nyot ^-^ mowe in ^.^ joy at ^.^ fiwst hearing ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :3 a man-chiwd than 
:3 nyow in ^.^ fiwst >_< seeing ^.^ he xDD had ÚwÚ pwuvd ^-^ himsewf :3 a xDD man. 
x3 VIWGIWIA. But xDD had ^.^ he ;;w;; died in OwO the businyess, UwU madam, how ^.^ then? 
VOLUMNIA. ;;w;; Then his good wepowt shouwd ^.^ have >_< been my :3 son; I :3 thewein 
would ^.^ have ;;w;; found >_< issue. >w< Heaw me UwU pwofess sincerely: xDD had I :3 a ;;w;; dozen 
OwO sons, OwO each in my love awike, ÚwÚ and UwU nyonye less dear than UwU thinye ÚwÚ and my 
good OwO Mawcius, I xDD had wathew xDD had eleven die ^w^ nyobwy uWu fow theiw ;;w;; countwy 
than ^-^ onye OwO vowuptuouswy >w< suwfeit >_< out >_> of ^w^ action. 

x3 Entew :3 a x3 GENTWEWOMAN 

GENTWEWOMAN. ^w^ Madam, OwO the OwO Wady ^w^ Vawewia :3 is come ^-^ to >w< visit you. 
x3 VIWGIWIA. ^-^ Beseech you ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to retire ^-^ mysewf. 
VOLUMNIA. :3 Indeed you uWu shaww not. 
x3 Methinks I hear UwU hithew >_> youw >_< husband's ^-^ dwum; 
^w^ See him xDD pwuck UwU Aufidius ;;w;; down uWu by th' hair; 
UwU As chiwdwen ^-^ fwom :3 a ^-^ beaw, OwO the >_< Vowsces shunning >_> him. 
x3 Methinks I UwU see him stamp thus, ÚwÚ and caww ^.^ thus: 
OwO 'Come OwO on, you :33 cowawds! You ;;w;; wewe ^w^ got in feaw, 
^-^ Though you ;;w;; wewe :3 bown in >_> Wome.' His bwoody uWu bwow 
x3 With his UwU maiw'd hand then ;;w;; wiping, :3 fowth ^.^ he >_> goes, 
;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a uWu hawvest-man that's :33 task'd ^-^ to mow 
Ow >w< aww ^w^ ow wose his ;;w;; hiwe. 
x3 VIWGIWIA. His bwoody brow? :3 O Jupitew, nyo blood! 
VOLUMNIA. Away, you foow! ^w^ It ^-^ mowe >_< becomes :3 a man 
>w< Than OwO giwt his uWu twophy. The :33 bweasts >_> of :3 Hecuba, 
When ^.^ she >_> did suckle xDD Hectow, ^.^ wook'd ^.^ nyot >_< wuvwiew 
>w< Than Hector's fowehead when ^.^ it UwU spit :3 fowth UwU bwood 
^.^ At Grecian ;;w;; swowd, ^.^ contemnying. >_> Teww ^w^ Vawewia 
We awe x3 fit ^-^ to ;;w;; bid xDD hew welcome. Exit x3 GENTWEWOMAN 
x3 VIWGIWIA. Heavens bless my lord ^-^ fwom feww x3 Aufidius! 
VOLUMNIA. He'll beat Aufidius' head x3 bewow his knee 
And ÚwÚ twead x3 upon his ÚwÚ nyeck. 

;;w;; We-entew OwO GENTWEWOMAN, x3 With VALERIA ÚwÚ and OwO an >_> ushew 

VALERIA. UwU My ;;w;; wadies ^.^ both, good :3 day ^-^ to you. 
VOLUMNIA. ^.^ Sweet >_> madam! 
x3 VIWGIWIA. I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see >_> youw uWu wadyship. 
VALERIA. OwO How ^-^ do you x3 both? You awe manyifest housekeepers. What awe 
you sewing hewe? OwO A fine spot, in good ;;w;; faith. OwO How OwO does >_> youw wittwe 
xDD son? 
x3 VIWGIWIA. I :3 thank >_> youw ladyship; well, good ÚwÚ madam. 
VOLUMNIA. ÚwÚ He xDD had wathew UwU see OwO the >_> swowds ÚwÚ and hear :3 a uWu dwum than ÚwÚ wook 
x3 upon his schoowmastew. 
VALERIA. >w< O' my ;;w;; wowd, OwO the >_< fathew's >_< son! I'll uWu sweaw 'tis :3 a vewy 
pwetty ÚwÚ boy. >w< O' my ^w^ twoth, I ^.^ wook'd x3 upon him :3 a Wednyesday half OwO an 
hour >_< togethew; >_> has such :3 a confiwm'd countenance! I ^-^ saw him run 
aftew :3 a x3 giwded butterfly; ÚwÚ and when ^.^ he >_> caught ^.^ it ^.^ he let ^.^ it >w< go 
uWu again, ÚwÚ and aftew ^.^ it uWu again, ÚwÚ and xDD uvw ÚwÚ and xDD uvw ^.^ he uWu comes, ÚwÚ and OwO up 
uWu again, catch'd ^.^ it ÚwÚ again; ^w^ ow whethew his ^-^ faww OwO enwag'd ^w^ him, ^w^ ow how 
ÚwÚ 'twas, ^.^ he >_> did OwO so xDD set his UwU teeth ÚwÚ and >w< teaw it. :33 O, I x3 wawwant, how ^.^ he 
mammock'd ^.^ it! 
VOLUMNIA. >_< Onye on's >_< fathew's :3 moods. 
VALERIA. ;;w;; Indeed, wa, 'tis :3 a x3 nyobwe chiwd. 
x3 VIWGIWIA. OwO A cwack, ÚwÚ madam. 
VALERIA. ^w^ Come, uWu way ^w^ aside >_> youw stitchery; I >w< must ^.^ have you xDD pway OwO the 
:33 idwe huswife with me :3 this :33 aftewnyoon. 
x3 VIWGIWIA. No, good ^.^ madam; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_< out >_> of doows. 
VALERIA. :3 Nyot >_< out >_> of ^-^ doows! 
VOLUMNIA. She ^-^ shaww, ^.^ she shall. 
x3 VIWGIWIA. ;;w;; Indeed, no, uWu by >_> youw patience; I'll ^.^ nyot xDD uvw OwO the threshold 
ÚwÚ tiww my lord xDD wetuwn ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; waws. 
VALERIA. :33 Fie, you x3 confinye yourself UwU most unweasonyabwy; xDD come, you 
>w< must >w< go >w< visit OwO the good wady UwU that :3 wies in. 
x3 VIWGIWIA. I uWu wiww ^w^ wish xDD hew :3 speedy UwU stwength, ÚwÚ and >w< visit xDD hew with my 
pwayews; uWu but I cannyot >w< go thithew. 
VOLUMNIA. ÚwÚ Why, I pray you? 
x3 VIWGIWIA. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot ^-^ to :33 save >w< wabouw, :3 nyow UwU that I UwU want wuv. 
VALERIA. You would >w< be another >w< Penyewope; ÚwÚ yet uWu they uWu say >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ yawn 
^.^ she ^-^ spun in xDD Uwysses' absence >_> did uWu but fiww OwO Ithaca :33 fuww >_> of :33 moths. 
^w^ Come, I would >_> youw cambric ;;w;; wewe sensible as >_> youw fingew, UwU that you 
UwU might xDD weave pricking ^.^ it uWu fow ;;w;; pity. ^w^ Come, you uWu shaww >w< go with ÚwÚ us. 
x3 VIWGIWIA. No, good UwU madam, pawdon me; >_< indeed I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot fowth. 
VALERIA. UwU In truth, wa, >w< go with me; ÚwÚ and I'll tell you excellent UwU nyews 
>_> of >_> youw >_> husband. 
x3 VIWGIWIA. :33 O, good UwU madam, there can >w< be UwU nyonye >_> yet. 
VALERIA. Verily, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ jest with OwO you; there came UwU nyews ^-^ fwom him 
last ^-^ nyight. 
x3 VIWGIWIA. ;;w;; Indeed, OwO madam? 
VALERIA. UwU In >_< eawnyest, >w< it's true; I heard :3 a ^w^ senyatow speak it. ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ it 
UwU is: OwO the >_< Vowsces ^.^ have OwO an ;;w;; awmy fowth; x3 against xDD whom Cominyius OwO the 
^w^ genyewaw :3 is gone, with ^-^ onye part >_> of ^-^ ouw Woman >_> powew. Your lord ÚwÚ and 
UwU Titus OwO Wawtius awe xDD set ;;w;; down before theiw :33 city Cowiowi; uWu they 
nyothing x3 doubt prevailing ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^-^ make ^.^ it bwief ;;w;; waws. :3 This :3 is true, 
uWu on >_< minye >_> honyouw; ÚwÚ and so, I pray, >w< go with ÚwÚ us. 
x3 VIWGIWIA. >w< Give me ^-^ excuse, good ^.^ madam; I uWu wiww ^-^ obey you in OwO evewything 
hereafter. 
VOLUMNIA. >_> Wet xDD hew xDD awonye, lady; as ^.^ she :3 is nyow, ^.^ she uWu wiww uWu but ^-^ disease 
^-^ ouw better xDD miwth. 
VALERIA. UwU In ^w^ twoth, I ÚwÚ think ^.^ she ^w^ wouwd. Fawe you well, xDD then. ^w^ Come, 
good ^w^ sweet >_< wady. Prithee, Viwgiwia, xDD tuwn >w< thy :3 sowemnyess >_< out o' 
xDD doow ÚwÚ and >w< go ÚwÚ awong with ÚwÚ us. 
x3 VIWGIWIA. No, at :3 a ;;w;; wowd, ^.^ madam; >_< indeed I >w< must not. I ^w^ wish you >w< much 
xDD miwth. 
VALERIA. ^.^ Weww then, faweweww. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
Before xDD Cowiowi 

x3 Entew MARCIUS, >_> TITUS :3 WAWTIUS, with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and uWu cowouws, 
with CAPTAINS ÚwÚ and sowdiews. ÚwÚ To them :3 a MESSENGEW 

^w^ MAWCIUS. Yondew comes news; :3 a wager- uWu they ^.^ have :33 met. 
WAWTIUS. UwU My horse ^-^ to yours- nyo. 
^w^ MAWCIUS. ^.^ 'Tis >w< donye. 
WAWTIUS. Agreed. 
^w^ MAWCIUS. Say, >_> has ^-^ ouw ^w^ genyewaw met OwO the x3 enyemy? 
MESSENGEW. ^.^ They lie in OwO view, uWu but ^.^ have ^.^ nyot xDD spoke as >_> yet. 
WAWTIUS. UwU So, OwO the good horse :3 is x3 minye. 
^w^ MAWCIUS. I'll ^-^ buy him >_> of you. 
WAWTIUS. No, I'll :3 nyow ;;w;; seww :3 nyow ^w^ give him; lend you him I uWu wiww 
>_< Fow half :3 a ^-^ hundwed years. Summon OwO the town. 
^w^ MAWCIUS. OwO How :3 faw x3 off lie ^.^ these awmies? 
MESSENGEW. xDD Within :3 this UwU miwe ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hawf. 
^w^ MAWCIUS. ;;w;; Then uWu shaww ^-^ we hear theiw 'larum, ÚwÚ and uWu they ^-^ ouws. 
Nyow, xDD Maws, I ;;w;; pwithee, ^-^ make OwO us uWu quick in work, 
:33 That ^-^ we with >_> smoking >_> swowds ^-^ may mawch ^-^ fwom x3 hence 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ hewp ^-^ ouw fiewded x3 fwiends! ^w^ Come, blow >w< thy bwast. 

^.^ They :33 sound :3 a :33 pawwey. x3 Entew two SENATORS with >w< othews, 
uWu on OwO the >_< wawws >_> of xDD Cowiowi 

Tullus ^.^ Aufidius, :3 is ^.^ he within >_> youw >_> wawws? 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. No, :3 nyow :3 a man UwU that ^-^ feaws you less than xDD he: 
^.^ That's ^.^ wessew than :3 a ^-^ wittwe. [Drum ^-^ afaw >_> off] Hawk, ^-^ ouw ;;w;; dwums 
uWu Awe ÚwÚ bwinging :3 fowth ^-^ ouw uWu youth. >w< We'ww >_< bweak ^-^ ouw >_< wawws 
>_< Wathew than uWu they uWu shaww :3 pound OwO us up; ^-^ ouw ^.^ gates, 
^w^ Which ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ seem shut, ^-^ we ^.^ have uWu but ^w^ pinn'd with ;;w;; wushes; 
>w< They'ww open >_> of :3 themsewves. [Awawum :3 faw >_> off] UwU Hawk you :3 faw >_< off! 
Thewe :3 is uWu Aufidius. List what wowk ^.^ he makes 
Amongst >_> youw cwuvn >_> awmy. 
^w^ MAWCIUS. :33 O, uWu they awe at ^.^ it! 
WAWTIUS. Their ^w^ nyoise >w< be ^-^ ouw instruction. Waddews, UwU ho! 

x3 Entew OwO the ;;w;; awmy >_> of OwO the >_< Vowsces 

^w^ MAWCIUS. ^.^ They ;;w;; feaw OwO us ;;w;; nyot, uWu but xDD issue :3 fowth theiw :33 city. 
Nyow >w< put >_> youw ÚwÚ shiewds before >_> youw hearts, ÚwÚ and fight 
x3 With hearts ^-^ mowe >_> pwoof than >_> shiewds. uWu Advance, bwave Titus. 
^.^ They ^-^ do >w< disdain OwO us >w< much uWu beyond ^-^ ouw ^-^ thoughts, 
^w^ Which makes me ÚwÚ sweat with :3 wwath. Come OwO on, my :3 fewwows. 
ÚwÚ He UwU that >w< wetiwes, I'll UwU take him uWu fow :3 a UwU Vowsce, 
And ^.^ he uWu shaww ;;w;; feew >_< minye edge. 

Awawum. The Womans awe beat xDD back ^-^ to theiw ^-^ twenches. 
;;w;; We-entew MARCIUS, ^-^ cuwsing 

^w^ MAWCIUS. ^-^ Aww OwO the ^-^ contagion >_> of OwO the ^-^ south ^.^ wight uWu on you, 
You uWu shames >_> of Rome! you hewd ^-^ of- uWu Boiws ÚwÚ and pwagues 
x3 Pwastew you xDD o'ew, UwU that you ^-^ may >w< be abhorr'd 
Farther than ^.^ seen, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye ^.^ infect another 
uWu Against OwO the ^.^ wind :3 a miwe! You souws >_> of ^-^ geese 
:33 That bear OwO the >_> shapes >_> of ^-^ men, how ^.^ have you run 
From slaves UwU that apes would beat! xDD Pwuto ÚwÚ and heww! 
^-^ Aww hurt behind! :3 Backs red, ÚwÚ and faces OwO pawe 
x3 With flight ÚwÚ and >_< agued xDD feaw! Mend ÚwÚ and chawge home, 
Or, uWu by OwO the fiwes >_> of UwU heaven, I'll xDD weave OwO the ÚwÚ foe 
And ^-^ make my wars uWu on you. Wook to't. Come OwO on; 
>w< If ^w^ you'ww ^.^ stand fast ^w^ we'ww beat them ^-^ to theiw x3 wives, 
UwU As uWu they OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^-^ twenches. Follow >_> me. 

>_> Anyothew ÚwÚ awawum. The >_< Vowsces fly, ÚwÚ and MAWCIUS UwU fowwows 
them ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ gates 

UwU So, :3 nyow OwO the ^w^ gates awe :3 ope; :3 nyow ^w^ pwuv good ^w^ seconds; 
^.^ 'Tis uWu fow OwO the followers >_> fowtunye ^.^ widens ;;w;; them, 
:3 Nyot uWu fow OwO the :33 fwiews. >_< Mawk uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do OwO the like. 

:3 [MAWCIUS ÚwÚ entews OwO the gates] 

OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. x3 Foow-hawdinyess; ^.^ nyot :3 I. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ SOWDIEW. :3 Nyot :3 I. :3 [MAWCIUS :3 is OwO shut >w< in] 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. ^w^ See, uWu they ^.^ have OwO shut him in. 
ALL. ÚwÚ To th' x3 pot, I ;;w;; wawwant >_> him. [Awawum :3 continyues] 

;;w;; We-entew >_> TITUS WAWTIUS 

WAWTIUS. What :3 is ÚwÚ become >_> of :33 Mawcius? 
ALL. Swain, ;;w;; siw, doubtless. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Following OwO the ÚwÚ fwiews at OwO the vewy heels, 
x3 With them ^.^ he enters; :3 who, x3 upon OwO the >_> sudden, 
Cwapp'd ^-^ to theiw xDD gates. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^-^ himsewf xDD awonye, 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew >w< aww OwO the :33 city. 
WAWTIUS. :3 O x3 nyobwe ^.^ fewwow! 
OwO Who sensibly outdares his ÚwÚ sensewess ;;w;; swowd, 
And when ^.^ it bows stand'st :33 up. Thou art left, UwU Mawcius; 
OwO A cawbuncwe entiwe, as xDD big as :3 thou :3 awt, 
Were ^.^ nyot OwO so rich :3 a :33 jewew. Thou >_< wast :3 a sowdiew 
>_< Even ^-^ to x3 Cato's OwO wish, ^.^ nyot fiewce ÚwÚ and uWu tewwibwe 
>_> Onwy in strokes; uWu but with >w< thy >w< gwim looks ÚwÚ and 
The ^w^ thundew-wike >w< pewcussion >_> of >w< thy x3 sounds 
Thou :3 mad'st UwU thinye >_> enyemies OwO shake, as ^-^ if OwO the x3 wowwd 
Were ^-^ fevewous ÚwÚ and >_> did twembwe. 

;;w;; We-entew MARCIUS, bweeding, uWu assauwted uWu by OwO the enemy 

OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Look, sir. 
WAWTIUS. :33 O, 'tis Mawcius! 
Let's ÚwÚ fetch him OwO off, ^w^ ow ^-^ make >_< wemain alike. 
^.^ [They fight, ÚwÚ and >w< aww ÚwÚ entew OwO the uWu city] 




^-^ SCENyE :3 V. 
xDD Within xDD Cowiowi. OwO A uWu stweet 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ cewtain uWu Womans, with spoils 

OwO FIWST >w< WOMAN. :3 This uWu wiww I carry ^-^ to Rome. 
x3 SECOND >w< WOMAN. And I ÚwÚ this. 
uWu THIWD >w< WOMAN. OwO A UwU muwwain uWu on x3 't! I took :3 this uWu fow ÚwÚ siwvew. 
[Awawum continues still ^-^ afaw >_> off] 

x3 Entew MAWCIUS ÚwÚ and >_> TITUS WAWTIUS x3 With :3 a twumpetew 

^w^ MAWCIUS. ^w^ See here ^.^ these movers UwU that ^-^ do UwU pwize theiw ^w^ houws 
^.^ At :3 a cwack'd drachma! :3 Cushions, :33 weaden spoons, 
ÚwÚ Iwons >_> of :3 a >_> doit, doubwets UwU that ^-^ hangmen would 
UwU Buwy with x3 those UwU that :33 wowe ;;w;; them, ^.^ these base ;;w;; swaves, 
Ewe ÚwÚ yet OwO the fight >w< be >_< donye, ÚwÚ pack :33 up. x3 Down with them! 
>_< Exeunt uWu piwwagews 
And x3 hawk, what ^w^ nyoise OwO the ^w^ genyewaw makes! ÚwÚ To :3 him! 
Thewe :3 is OwO the man >_> of my >_< souw's ^.^ hate, ^.^ Aufidius, 
Piercing ^-^ ouw :3 Womans; then, ÚwÚ vawiant uWu Titus, UwU take 
Convenient ÚwÚ nyumbews ^-^ to ^-^ make good OwO the xDD city; 
>w< Whiwst OwO I, with x3 those UwU that ^.^ have OwO the ^.^ spiwit, uWu wiww haste 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ hewp ÚwÚ Cominyius. 
WAWTIUS. Wowthy ;;w;; siw, :3 thou ^.^ bweed'st; 
x3 Thy OwO exewcise ;;w;; hath >_< been xDD too viowent 
>_< Fow :3 a uWu second ^-^ couwse >_> of ^w^ fight. 
^w^ MAWCIUS. >_> Siw, UwU pwaise me not; 
UwU My wowk ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot wawm'd >_> me. Fawe you ;;w;; weww; 
The UwU bwood I >_> dwop :3 is wathew >w< physicaw 
>w< Than dangewous ^-^ to >_> me. ÚwÚ To UwU Aufidius ;;w;; thus 
I uWu wiww appear, ÚwÚ and ^w^ fight. 
WAWTIUS. Nyow OwO the fair goddess, ;;w;; Fowtunye, 
UwU Faww ^-^ deep in love with ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and xDD hew gweat charms 
;;w;; Misguide >w< thy uWu opposews' :33 swowds! ^-^ Bowd ;;w;; gentweman, 
>_< Pwospewity >w< be >w< thy ÚwÚ page! 
^w^ MAWCIUS. x3 Thy fwiend nyo less 
>w< Than x3 those ^.^ she uWu pwaceth xDD highest! ^w^ So faweweww. 
WAWTIUS. Thou wowthiest Mawcius! Exit MAWCIUS 
uWu Go :33 sound >w< thy twumpet in OwO the mawket-pwace; 
^-^ Caww thithew >w< aww OwO the >_< officews o' th' ;;w;; town, 
:3 Whewe uWu they uWu shaww xDD knyow ^-^ ouw mind. xDD Away! >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE VI. 
Near OwO the ^-^ camp >_> of >_> COMINyIUS 

x3 Entew COMINIUS, as ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe in x3 wetiwe, with xDD sowdiews 

COMINIUS. ÚwÚ Bweathe you, my >_< fwiends. ^.^ Weww xDD fought; ^-^ we awe come x3 off 
;;w;; Wike uWu Womans, neither foowish in ^-^ ouw ^-^ stands 
Nyow >_> cowawdwy in >w< wetiwe. >_< Bewieve uWu me, ;;w;; siws, 
We uWu shaww >w< be OwO chawg'd again. ÚwÚ Whiwes ^-^ we ^.^ have ^w^ stwuck, 
By interims ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ conveying ^-^ gusts ^-^ we ^.^ have heard 
The chawges >_> of ^-^ ouw >_< fwiends. The Woman >_< gods, 
Lead theiw xDD successes as ^-^ we ^w^ wish ^-^ ouw own, 
:33 That uWu both ^-^ ouw powers, with :33 smiwing fwonts encount'wing, 
May ^w^ give you thankfuw :3 sacwifice! 

x3 Entew OwO A MESSENGEW 

x3 Thy x3 nyews? 
MESSENGEW. The xDD citizens >_> of xDD Cowiowi ^.^ have issued 
And >w< given ^-^ to OwO Wawtius ÚwÚ and ^-^ to uWu Mawcius ÚwÚ battwe; 
I ^-^ saw ^-^ ouw party ^-^ to theiw OwO twenches ^.^ dwiven, 
And then I came >_> away. 
COMINIUS. ^-^ Though :3 thou OwO speak'st truth, 
x3 Methinks :3 thou OwO speak'st ^.^ nyot :33 weww. OwO How wong :3 is't since? 
MESSENGEW. OwO Abuv OwO an xDD houw, my :33 wowd. 
COMINIUS. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot :3 a OwO miwe; ÚwÚ bwiefwy ^-^ we heard theiw dwums. 
OwO How uWu couwdst :3 thou in :3 a UwU miwe xDD confound OwO an xDD houw, 
And bwing >w< thy UwU nyews OwO so OwO wate? 
MESSENGEW. Spies >_> of OwO the >_< Vowsces 
Held me in x3 chase, UwU that I ÚwÚ was fowc'd ^-^ to ^w^ wheew 
>_< Thwee ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw :3 miwes ;;w;; about; ewse xDD had OwO I, ;;w;; siw, 
Hawf OwO an hour >_< since ^w^ bwought my >_< wepowt. 

x3 Entew MAWCIUS 

COMINIUS. >w< Who's :33 yondew 
:33 That OwO does :3 appeaw as ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe fway'd? :3 O x3 gods! 
ÚwÚ He >_> has OwO the stamp >_> of OwO Mawcius, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have 
:3 Befowe-time uWu seen him OwO thus. 
^w^ MAWCIUS. Come I xDD too OwO wate? 
COMINIUS. The shephewd knows ^.^ nyot thundew ^-^ fwom :3 a tabow 
Mowe than I xDD knyow OwO the :33 sound >_> of OwO Mawcius' :33 tongue 
From every meaner xDD man. 
^w^ MAWCIUS. Come I xDD too OwO wate? 
COMINIUS. >w< Ay, ^-^ if you come ^.^ nyot in OwO the UwU bwood >_> of >w< othews, 
But mantwed in >_> youw >w< own. 
^w^ MAWCIUS. O! let me ^w^ cwip ye 
UwU In ÚwÚ awms as :33 sound as when I OwO woo'd, in OwO heawt 
UwU As >_> mewwy as when ^-^ ouw ^w^ nyuptiaw :3 day ÚwÚ was >_< donye, 
And :33 tapews ÚwÚ buwn'd ^-^ to bedward. 
COMINIUS. Fwowew >_> of wawwiows, 
OwO How :3 is't with UwU Titus uWu Wawtius? 
^w^ MAWCIUS. UwU As with :3 a man :33 busied about decwees: 
Condemning >w< some ^-^ to death ÚwÚ and >w< some ^-^ to exiwe; 
Wansoming him ^w^ ow ^w^ pitying, x3 thweat'nying th' other; 
Holding xDD Cowiowi in OwO the name >_> of >_> Wome 
>_< Even >_< wike :3 a >w< fawnying :33 gweyhound in OwO the leash, 
ÚwÚ To let him :33 swip at uWu wiww. 
COMINIUS. :3 Whewe :3 is UwU that ^w^ swave 
^w^ Which told me uWu they xDD had beat you ^-^ to >_> youw twenches? 
:3 Whewe :3 is x3 he? ^-^ Caww him hithew. 
^w^ MAWCIUS. >_> Wet him alone; 
ÚwÚ He >_> did infowm OwO the :33 twuth. But uWu fow ^-^ ouw gentlemen, 
The ^w^ common OwO fiwe- :3 a pwague! tribunes uWu fow them! 
The xDD mouse :33 nye'ew >w< shunn'd OwO the ÚwÚ cat as uWu they >_> did :33 budge 
From >_> wascaws >_< wowse than they. 
COMINIUS. But how ;;w;; pwevaiw'd you? 
^w^ MAWCIUS. uWu Wiww OwO the UwU time sewve ^-^ to UwU teww? I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot uWu think. 
:3 Whewe :3 is OwO the x3 enyemy? uWu Awe you uWu wowds o' th' UwU fiewd? 
>w< If ;;w;; nyot, x3 why OwO cease you ÚwÚ tiww you awe so? 
COMINIUS. OwO Mawcius, 
We ^.^ have at disadvantage OwO fought, ÚwÚ and >_> did 
UwU Wetiwe ^-^ to ^.^ win ^-^ ouw uWu puwpose. 
^w^ MAWCIUS. OwO How :3 wies theiw battle? xDD Knyow you uWu on ;;w;; which >_> side 
^.^ They ^.^ have ^.^ pwac'd theiw x3 men >_> of ^.^ twust? 
COMINIUS. UwU As I uWu guess, OwO Mawcius, 
Their xDD bands >w< i' th' x3 vawawd awe OwO the Antiates, 
x3 Of theiw :33 best x3 twust; o'ew them ^.^ Aufidius, 
Their vewy OwO heawt >_> of :33 hope. 
^w^ MAWCIUS. I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, 
By >w< aww OwO the ^.^ battwes wherein ^-^ we ^.^ have OwO fought, 
By th' UwU bwood ^-^ we ^.^ have shed togethew, uWu by th' >_< vows 
We ^.^ have :3 made ^-^ to >_> enduwe fwiends, UwU that you :33 diwectwy 
ÚwÚ Set me x3 against UwU Aufidius ÚwÚ and his Antiates; 
And UwU that you ^.^ nyot delay OwO the >w< pwesent, ;;w;; but, 
Filling OwO the ÚwÚ aiw with >_> swowds >_> advanc'd ÚwÚ and >_< dawts, 
We ^w^ pwuv :3 this vewy hour. 
COMINIUS. ^-^ Though I :33 couwd ^w^ wish 
You ;;w;; wewe uWu conducted ^-^ to :3 a gentwe x3 bath 
And >_> bawms appwied ^-^ to you, ÚwÚ yet dare I never 
UwU Deny >_> youw ^-^ asking: UwU take >_> youw UwU choice >_> of x3 those 
:33 That :33 best can aid >_> youw ^w^ action. 
^w^ MAWCIUS. Those awe uWu they 
:33 That UwU most awe uWu wiwwing. >w< If ^-^ any such >w< be hewe- 
UwU As ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe xDD sin ^-^ to ^-^ doubt- UwU that love :3 this ^.^ painting 
OwO Whewein you UwU see me smear'd; ^-^ if ^-^ any ;;w;; feaw 
Wessew his person than OwO an i-iww OwO wepowt; 
>w< If ^-^ any ÚwÚ think bwave death ^-^ outweighs OwO bad life 
And UwU that his ^-^ countwy's ^w^ deawew than ;;w;; himsewf; 
>_> Wet him xDD awonye, ^w^ ow OwO so many OwO so UwU minded, 
^.^ Wave ;;w;; thus ^-^ to express his >_> disposition, 
And follow OwO Mawcius. ^.^ [They >w< aww ^.^ shout ÚwÚ and :33 wave theiw 
uWu swowds, UwU take him OwO up in theiw ÚwÚ awms ÚwÚ and UwU cast OwO up theiw caps] 
:33 O, me OwO awonye! UwU Make you :3 a >_< swowd >_> of x3 me? 
>w< If ^.^ these >w< shows >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD outwawd, ;;w;; which >_> of you 
But :3 is ;;w;; fouw Vowsces? None >_> of you uWu but :3 is 
uWu Abwe ^-^ to bear x3 against OwO the gweat UwU Aufidius 
OwO A OwO shiewd as ^-^ hawd as ^-^ his. OwO A ÚwÚ cewtain ^w^ nyumbew, 
^-^ Though ^w^ thanks ^-^ to aww, >w< must I ÚwÚ sewect ^-^ fwom uWu aww; OwO the west 
:33 Shaww bear OwO the ^-^ businyess in >w< some uWu othew fight, 
UwU As cause uWu wiww >w< be xDD obey'd. UwU Pwease you ^-^ to >_< mawch; 
And ;;w;; fouw uWu shaww >_> quickwy dwaw >_< out my ^.^ command, 
^w^ Which x3 men awe :33 best uWu incwin'd. 
COMINIUS. ÚwÚ Mawch OwO on, my xDD fewwows; 
UwU Make good :3 this ÚwÚ ostentation, ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww 
^.^ Divide in >w< aww with ÚwÚ us. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE :33 VII. 
The ^w^ gates >_> of xDD Cowiowi 

>_> TITUS :3 WAWTIUS, having xDD set :3 a guawd x3 upon >_< Cowiowi, ^-^ going with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and twumpet 
towawd >_> COMINyIUS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ CAIUS MARCIUS, ÚwÚ entews with :3 a LIEUTENANT, uWu othew soldiers, 
ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< scout 

WAWTIUS. UwU So, let OwO the ;;w;; powts >w< be ÚwÚ guawded; ^-^ keep >_> youw ;;w;; duties 
UwU As I ^.^ have xDD set them down. >w< If I ^-^ do ^w^ send, uWu dispatch 
Those ÚwÚ centuwies ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >w< aid; OwO the west uWu wiww sewve 
>_< Fow :3 a ^-^ showt holding. >w< If ^-^ we wose OwO the field 
We cannyot ^-^ keep OwO the town. 
WIEUTENyANT. OwO Feaw ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw cawe, sir. 
WAWTIUS. ÚwÚ Hence, ÚwÚ and OwO shut >_> youw ^w^ gates >_> upon's. 
Our UwU guidew, x3 come; ^-^ to th' Woman ^-^ camp OwO conduct ÚwÚ us. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE VIII. 
OwO A field >_> of ^-^ battwe :3 between OwO the Woman ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ Vowscian xDD camps 

OwO Awawum, as in x3 battwe. x3 Entew MAWCIUS ÚwÚ and OwO AUFIDIUS at uWu sevewaw :33 doows 

^w^ MAWCIUS. I'll fight with UwU nyonye uWu but ^.^ thee, uWu fow I ^-^ do UwU hate ÚwÚ thee 
UwU Wowse than :3 a pwomise-bweakew. 
^-^ AUFIDIUS. We UwU hate :3 awike: 
:3 Nyot Afric >w< owns :3 a sewpent I ^w^ abhow 
Mowe than >w< thy ÚwÚ fame ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ envy. >_< Fix >w< thy foot. 
^w^ MAWCIUS. >_> Wet OwO the ^.^ fiwst budger die OwO the other's slave, 
And OwO the UwU gods :33 doom him after! 
^-^ AUFIDIUS. >w< If I fly, OwO Mawcius, 
ÚwÚ Hawwoa me >_< wike :3 a OwO hawe. 
^w^ MAWCIUS. xDD Within ^.^ these three >_> houws, Tullus, 
Alone I xDD fought in >_> youw xDD Cowiowi wawws, 
And :3 made what wowk I pleas'd. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot my UwU bwood 
OwO Whewein :3 thou >w< seest me ÚwÚ mask'd. >_< Fow >w< thy wevenge 
Wrench OwO up >w< thy power ^-^ to th' uWu highest. 
^-^ AUFIDIUS. OwO Wewt :3 thou OwO the >_< Hectow 
:33 That ÚwÚ was OwO the x3 whip >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; bwagg'd xDD pwogeny, 
Thou shouldst ^.^ nyot ^w^ scape me here. 

;;w;; Hewe uWu they fight, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cewtain >_< Vowsces come in OwO the aid 
>_> of ^-^ AUFIDIUS. MAWCIUS xDD fights ÚwÚ tiww uWu they >w< be >_> dwiven in 
:33 bweathwess 

;;w;; Officious, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot :3 vawiant, you ^.^ have ÚwÚ sham'd me 
UwU In >_> youw xDD condemnyed ^.^ seconds. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE IX. 
The Woman ^-^ camp 

:33 Fwouwish. Awawum. OwO A ^.^ wetweat :3 is xDD sounded. OwO Entew, at ^-^ onye doow, 
>_> COMINyIUS with OwO the :3 Womans; at another doow, MARCIUS, with his arm in :3 a ^.^ scawf 

COMINIUS. >w< If I shouwd tell ÚwÚ thee o'ew :3 this >w< thy UwU day's work, 
>w< Thou't ^.^ nyot believe >w< thy UwU deeds; uWu but I'll wepowt ^.^ it 
:3 Whewe xDD senyatows uWu shaww :3 mingwe ;;w;; teaws with :3 smiwes; 
:3 Whewe gweat ^-^ patwicians uWu shaww x3 attend, ÚwÚ and shwug, 
uWu I' th' ^-^ end ^.^ admiwe; xDD whewe ;;w;; wadies uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ fwighted 
And, UwU gwadwy ^w^ quak'd, hear ^-^ mowe; xDD whewe OwO the :33 duww xDD twibunyes, 
:33 That with OwO the ;;w;; fusty >_< pwebeians UwU hate UwU thinye UwU honyouws, 
:33 Shaww uWu say x3 against theiw hearts x3 'We :3 thank OwO the UwU gods 
Our >_> Wome ;;w;; hath such :3 a uWu sowdiew.' 
>_> Yet xDD cam'st :3 thou ^-^ to :3 a :33 mowsew >_> of :3 this >w< feast, 
Having x3 fuwwy din'd >_> befowe. 

x3 Entew >_> TITUS :3 WAWTIUS, with his :33 powew, ^-^ fwom OwO the uWu puwsuit 

WAWTIUS. :3 O ^w^ Genyewaw, 
;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the ^-^ steed, ^-^ we OwO the x3 capawison. 
uWu Hadst :3 thou ^-^ behewd- 
^w^ MAWCIUS. ;;w;; Pway nyow, nyo ^-^ mowe; my mothew, 
OwO Who >_> has :3 a chawtew ^-^ to UwU extow xDD hew blood, 
When ^.^ she OwO does UwU pwaise me ÚwÚ gwieves >_> me. I ^.^ have x3 donye 
UwU As you ^.^ have donye- that's what I uWu can; :3 induc'd 
UwU As you ^.^ have ^w^ been- that's uWu fow my countwy. 
ÚwÚ He UwU that >_> has uWu but OwO effected his good uWu wiww 
;;w;; Hath overta'en >_< minye ^-^ act. 
COMINIUS. You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be 
The grave >_> of >_> youw desewving; >_> Wome >w< must xDD knyow 
The >_< vawue >_> of xDD hew >w< own. 'Twewe :3 a conceawment 
UwU Wowse than :3 a :3 theft, nyo less than :3 a xDD twaducement, 
ÚwÚ To hide >_> youw x3 doings ÚwÚ and ^-^ to siwence UwU that 
>w< Which, ^-^ to OwO the >w< spiwe ÚwÚ and :3 top >_> of ^.^ pwaises vouch'd, 
Wouwd ÚwÚ seem uWu but uWu modest. :33 Thewefowe, I uWu beseech you, 
UwU In >w< sign >_> of what you awe, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to reward 
What you ^.^ have >_< donye, before ^-^ ouw ;;w;; awmy hear >_> me. 
^w^ MAWCIUS. I ^.^ have >w< some wounds x3 upon uWu me, ÚwÚ and uWu they smawt 
ÚwÚ To hear themsewves rememb'red. 
COMINIUS. ;;w;; Shouwd uWu they ;;w;; nyot, 
^.^ Weww UwU might uWu they fester >w< 'gainst ingratitude 
And tent themsewves with :33 death. x3 Of >w< aww OwO the howses- 
^.^ Wheweof ^-^ we ^.^ have ta'en uWu good, ÚwÚ and good OwO stowe- >_> of >w< aww 
The >_> tweasuwe in :3 this field >_< achiev'd ÚwÚ and >_< city, 
We render you OwO the OwO tenth; ^-^ to >w< be ta'en :3 fowth 
Before OwO the ^w^ common >w< distwibution at 
Your only x3 choice. 
^w^ MAWCIUS. I :3 thank you, ^w^ Genyewaw, 
But cannyot ^-^ make my OwO heawt consent ^-^ to UwU take 
OwO A bwibe ^-^ to pay my ^w^ swowd. I ^-^ do ^w^ wefuse it, 
And ^.^ stand x3 upon my ^w^ common part with x3 those 
:33 That ^.^ have x3 behewd OwO the doing. 

OwO A wong OwO fwouwish. ^.^ They >w< aww x3 cwy 'Mawcius, Mawcius!' 
UwU cast OwO up theiw :33 caps ÚwÚ and UwU wances. >_> COMINyIUS ÚwÚ and WAWTIUS ^.^ stand x3 bawe 

May ^.^ these >_> same xDD instwuments ;;w;; which you ^.^ pwofanye 
uWu Nyevew :33 sound ;;w;; mowe! When ;;w;; dwums ÚwÚ and OwO twumpets uWu shaww 
uWu I' th' field ^w^ pwuv flatterers, let couwts ÚwÚ and ^.^ cities >w< be 
^w^ Made >w< aww >_> of ;;w;; fawse-fac'd ^w^ soothing. When >_< steew grows 
>w< Soft as OwO the ;;w;; pawasite's silk, let him >w< be :3 made 
An overture uWu fow th' ;;w;; waws. :3 Nyo :3 mowe, I >w< say. 
>_< Fow UwU that I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot :33 wash'd my nyose UwU that OwO bwed, 
Ow foil'd >w< some >_< debiwe >_< wwetch, ;;w;; which ^-^ without ^-^ nyote 
Here's many ewse ^.^ have >_< donye, you ^.^ shout me :3 fowth 
UwU In acclamations :3 hypewbowicaw, 
UwU As ^-^ if I :33 wov'd my wittwe shouwd >w< be xDD dieted 
UwU In ^.^ pwaises ^-^ sauc'd with wies. 
COMINIUS. :3 Too modest awe OwO you; 
Mowe x3 cwuew ^-^ to >_> youw good wepowt than ;;w;; gwatefuw 
ÚwÚ To OwO us UwU that ^w^ give you ;;w;; twuwy. By >_> youw >_> patience, 
>w< If >w< 'gainst yourself you >w< be ^.^ incens'd, ^w^ we'ww >w< put :3 you- 
;;w;; Wike ^-^ onye UwU that :3 means his pwopew harm- in manacles, 
;;w;; Then reason OwO safewy with you. OwO Thewefowe >w< be ^.^ it ;;w;; knyown, 
UwU As ^-^ to >w< us, ^-^ to >w< aww OwO the UwU wowwd, UwU that ^-^ Caius uWu Mawcius 
OwO Weaws :3 this waw's :33 gawwand; in token >_> of OwO the which, 
UwU My x3 nyobwe ^-^ steed, OwO knyown ^-^ to OwO the camp, I ^w^ give ^w^ him, 
x3 With >w< aww his xDD twim xDD bewonging; ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom :3 this UwU time, 
>_< Fow what ^.^ he >_> did before >_< Cowiowi, can him 
x3 With >w< aww th' OwO appwause-and clamour >_> of OwO the OwO host, 
^-^ Caius uWu Mawcius UwU Cowiowanyus. 
Beaw th' >w< addition ^w^ nyobwy ^-^ evew! 
[Flourish. ^-^ Twumpets ^w^ sound, ÚwÚ and >w< dwums] 
ALL. ^-^ Caius uWu Mawcius Coriolanus! 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. I uWu wiww >w< go wash; 
And when my ;;w;; face :3 is fair you uWu shaww pewceive 
:3 Whethew I x3 bwush ^w^ ow nyo. OwO Howbeit, I :3 thank OwO you; 
I UwU mean ^-^ to :33 stwide >_> youw ^-^ steed, ÚwÚ and at >w< aww xDD times 
ÚwÚ To undercrest >_> youw good >w< addition 
ÚwÚ To th' ^w^ faiwnyess >_> of my >_> powew. 
COMINIUS. UwU So, ^-^ to ^-^ ouw tent; 
Whewe, ewe ^-^ we ^-^ do wepose >w< us, ^-^ we uWu wiww wwite 
ÚwÚ To >_> Wome >_> of ^-^ ouw xDD success. :3 You, UwU Titus Lartius, 
Must ^-^ to xDD Cowiowi ^-^ back. >_> Send OwO us ^-^ to >_> Wome 
The best, with xDD whom ^-^ we ^-^ may :3 awticuwate 
>_< Fow theiw >_> own good ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouws. 
WAWTIUS. I ^-^ shaww, my :33 wowd. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. The UwU gods begin ^-^ to xDD mock >_> me. OwO I, UwU that :3 nyow 
x3 Wefus'd UwU most >_< pwincewy ÚwÚ gifts, x3 am bound ^-^ to UwU beg 
x3 Of my Wowd ^w^ Genyewaw. 
COMINIUS. xDD Take't- 'tis yours; what is't? 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. I sometime uWu way here in xDD Cowiowi 
^.^ At :3 a UwU poow ÚwÚ man's >_< house; ^.^ he :33 us'd me kindly. 
ÚwÚ He :3 cwied ^-^ to me; I ^-^ saw him pwisonyew; 
But then UwU Aufidius ÚwÚ was within my OwO view, 
And ^w^ wwath o'ewwhewm'd my ;;w;; pity. I xDD wequest you 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give my UwU poow host fweedom. 
COMINIUS. :33 O, ;;w;; weww :3 begg'd! 
Were ^.^ he OwO the butchew >_> of my UwU son, ^.^ he shouwd 
Be free as :3 is OwO the wind. ^w^ Dewivew ^w^ him, Titus. 
WAWTIUS. OwO Mawcius, his name? 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. By Jupitew, fowgot! 
I x3 am :3 weawy; ^-^ yea, my memowy :3 is >w< tiw'd. 
>_< Have ^-^ we nyo xDD winye hewe? 
COMINIUS. uWu Go ^-^ we ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >w< tent. 
The UwU bwood x3 upon >_> youw >_> visage dries; 'tis UwU time 
^w^ It shouwd >w< be ^.^ wook'd x3 to. x3 Come. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE ;;w;; X. 
The ^-^ camp >_> of OwO the >_< Vowsces 

OwO A OwO fwouwish. Cownyets. x3 Entew TULLUS OwO AUFIDIUS bwoody, with two ^w^ ow three xDD sowdiews 

^-^ AUFIDIUS. The ^-^ town :3 is ta'en. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. 'Twiww >w< be deliver'd xDD back uWu on good :3 condition. 
^-^ AUFIDIUS. ÚwÚ Condition! 
I would I ;;w;; wewe :3 a Roman; uWu fow I :33 cannyot, 
>_> Being :3 a UwU Vowsce, >w< be UwU that I ÚwÚ am. Condition? 
What good ^.^ condition can :3 a ÚwÚ tweaty find 
uWu I' th' part UwU that :3 is at ^.^ mewcy? ^.^ Five times, OwO Mawcius, 
I ^.^ have xDD fought with thee; OwO so >_< often x3 hast :3 thou beat me; 
And wouldst ^-^ do so, I xDD think, shouwd ^-^ we uWu encountew 
UwU As >_< often as ^-^ we >w< eat. By th' elements, 
>w< If e'ew UwU again I ^.^ meet him beard ^-^ to ÚwÚ beawd, 
>w< He's >_< minye ^w^ ow I x3 am ^-^ his. Minye x3 emuwation 
;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot UwU that uWu honyouw xDD in't ^.^ it >w< had; uWu fow xDD whewe 
I ^w^ thought ^-^ to crush him in OwO an >w< equaw force, 
^.^ Twue >_< swowd ^-^ to ;;w;; swowd, I'll potch at him >w< some >_< way, 
Ow ^w^ wwath ^w^ ow >w< cwaft ^-^ may >_< get >_> him. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. >w< He's OwO the ^w^ deviw. 
^-^ AUFIDIUS. Bolder, >w< though ^.^ nyot OwO so ÚwÚ subtwe. UwU My x3 vawouw's uWu poison'd 
x3 With only xDD suff'wing :33 stain uWu by him; uWu fow him 
:33 Shaww UwU fwy >_< out >_> of itself. Nyow ;;w;; sweep :3 nyow >_> sanctuawy, 
>_> Being naked, >_< sick, :3 nyow ^w^ fanye :3 nyow Capitow, 
The ;;w;; pwayews >_> of priests :3 nyow xDD times >_> of OwO sacwifice, 
Embawquements >w< aww >_> of >_> fuwy, uWu shaww wift OwO up 
Their rotten UwU pwiviwege ÚwÚ and UwU custom >w< 'gainst 
UwU My UwU hate ^-^ to OwO Mawcius. :3 Whewe I find ^w^ him, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it 
^.^ At home, x3 upon my >_< bwothew's ^-^ guawd, x3 even there, 
uWu Against OwO the UwU hospitabwe xDD canyon, would I 
OwO Wash my fiewce hand :33 in's ÚwÚ heawt. uWu Go you ^-^ to th' xDD city; 
xDD Weawn how 'tis >_> hewd, ÚwÚ and what uWu they awe UwU that >w< must 
Be :3 hostages uWu fow Rome. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot you go? 
^-^ AUFIDIUS. I x3 am attended at OwO the UwU cypwess grove; I pray :3 you- 
^.^ 'Tis ^-^ south OwO the :33 city xDD miwws- bwing me >_> wowd thithew 
OwO How OwO the x3 wowwd >_> goes, UwU that ^-^ to OwO the pace >_> of ^.^ it 
I ^-^ may xDD spuw uWu on my >_> jouwnyey. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. I ^-^ shaww, sir. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
Rome. OwO A uWu pubwic place 

x3 Entew MENyENyIUS, with OwO the two Tribunes >_> of OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, ^-^ SICINyIUS ÚwÚ and xDD BWUTUS 

MENENIUS. The xDD auguwew uWu tewws me ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ have UwU nyews >_< tonyight. 
BWUTUS. Good ^w^ ow :33 bad? 
MENENIUS. :3 Nyot >w< accowding ^-^ to OwO the >w< pwayew >_> of OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, uWu fow uWu they love 
^.^ nyot OwO Mawcius. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. :3 Nyatuwe ÚwÚ teaches ^.^ beasts ^-^ to xDD knyow theiw >_< fwiends. 
MENENIUS. ;;w;; Pway you, ^-^ who OwO does OwO the ^.^ wowf love? 
^.^ SICINyIUS. The UwU wamb. 
MENENIUS. >w< Ay, ^-^ to devouw ^w^ him, as OwO the x3 hungwy >_< pwebeians would OwO the 
x3 nyobwe OwO Mawcius. 
BWUTUS. >w< He's :3 a ÚwÚ wamb :3 indeed, UwU that xDD baes >_< wike :3 a OwO beaw. 
MENENIUS. >w< He's :3 a bear :3 indeed, UwU that ;;w;; wives OwO fike :3 a UwU wamb. You two awe 
^.^ owd ^w^ men; tell me ^-^ onye xDD thing UwU that I uWu shaww ÚwÚ ask you. 
BOTH TWIBUNyES. Weww, sir. 
MENENIUS. UwU In what ^w^ enyowmity :3 is uWu Mawcius UwU poow in UwU that you two ^.^ have ^.^ nyot 
in ÚwÚ abundance? 
BWUTUS. >w< He's UwU poow in nyo ^-^ onye UwU fauwt, uWu but xDD stow'd with all. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. Especially in ^.^ pwide. 
BWUTUS. And ^.^ topping >w< aww ÚwÚ othews in ^-^ boasting. 
MENENIUS. :3 This :3 is ÚwÚ stwange OwO nyow. Do you two xDD knyow how you awe censured 
here in OwO the ÚwÚ city- I UwU mean >_> of OwO us o' th' UwU wight-hand xDD fiwe? Do you? 
BOTH TWIBUNyES. ÚwÚ Why, how awe ^-^ we >w< censuw'd? 
MENENIUS. xDD Because you talk >_> of uWu pwide >w< nyow- uWu wiww you ^.^ nyot >w< be angwy? 
BOTH TWIBUNyES. Weww, well, ;;w;; siw, :33 weww. 
MENENIUS. ÚwÚ Why, 'tis nyo gweat matter; uWu fow :3 a vewy wittwe ^w^ thief >_> of 
>w< occasion uWu wiww x3 wob you >_> of :3 a gweat ^-^ deaw >_> of uWu patience. >w< Give >_> youw 
dispositions OwO the >_< weins, ÚwÚ and >w< be :3 angwy at >_> youw >w< pweasuwes- at OwO the 
>_> weast, ^-^ if you UwU take ^.^ it as :3 a ^w^ pweasuwe ^-^ to you in being ÚwÚ so. You blame 
uWu Mawcius uWu fow being pwoud? 
BWUTUS. We ^-^ do ^.^ it ^.^ nyot xDD awonye, sir. 
MENENIUS. I xDD knyow you can ^-^ do vewy wittwe alone; uWu fow >_> youw ^w^ hewps awe 
many, ^w^ ow ewse >_> youw :33 actions would gwow :3 wondwous OwO singwe: >_> youw 
ÚwÚ abiwities awe xDD too infant-like uWu fow UwU doing >w< much awonye. You talk >_> of 
^.^ pwide. :3 O UwU that you :33 couwd xDD tuwn >_> youw eyes towawd OwO the napes >_> of >_> youw 
nyecks, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make uWu but OwO an intewiow >w< suwvey >_> of >_> youw good selves! :3 O 
UwU that you could! 
BOTH TWIBUNyES. What then, sir? 
MENENIUS. ÚwÚ Why, then you shouwd ÚwÚ discuvw :3 a >w< bwace >_> of unmeriting, 
proud, xDD viowent, ÚwÚ testy magistwates-awias uWu foows- as ^-^ any in Rome. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. xDD Menyenyius, you awe OwO knyown ;;w;; weww enough ^w^ too. 
MENENIUS. I x3 am OwO knyown ^-^ to >w< be :3 a UwU humowous patrician, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye UwU that loves 
:3 a ^w^ cup >_> of ^.^ hot xDD winye with ^.^ nyot :3 a >_> dwop >_> of allaying :3 Tibew in't; ^w^ said ^-^ to 
>w< be xDD something impewfect in favouwing OwO the ^.^ fiwst complaint, ^-^ hasty 
ÚwÚ and >_> tindew-wike x3 upon xDD too twiviaw motion; ^-^ onye UwU that :3 convewses ^-^ mowe 
with OwO the UwU buttock >_> of OwO the night than with OwO the fowehead >_> of OwO the 
x3 mownying. What I ÚwÚ think I uWu uttew, ÚwÚ and uWu spend my ;;w;; mawice in my ^.^ bweath. 
xDD Meeting two such weawsmen as you :3 awe- I cannyot caww you 
Wycuwguses- ^-^ if OwO the dwink you ^w^ give me ^.^ touch my x3 pawate x3 advewsewy, I 
^-^ make :3 a crooked ;;w;; face at it. I cannyot uWu say >_> youw :3 wowships ^.^ have 
deliver'd OwO the matter well, when I find OwO the ;;w;; ass in compound with 
OwO the OwO majow part >_> of >_> youw sywwabwes; ÚwÚ and >w< though I >w< must >w< be ^.^ content ^-^ to 
bear with x3 those UwU that uWu say you awe OwO wevewend grave ^-^ men, ÚwÚ yet uWu they lie 
>_> deadwy UwU that tell you you ^.^ have good >w< faces. >w< If you UwU see :3 this in OwO the 
ÚwÚ map >_> of my microcosm, UwU fowwows ^.^ it UwU that I x3 am OwO knyown ;;w;; weww enough too? 
What harm can >_> youw ;;w;; bisson x3 conspectuities glean >_< out >_> of :3 this 
chawactew, ^-^ if I >w< be OwO knyown ;;w;; weww enough too? 
BWUTUS. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, xDD come, ^-^ we xDD knyow you ;;w;; weww ^w^ enyough. 
MENENIUS. You xDD knyow neither uWu me, yourselves, :3 nyow ^-^ any >_> thing. You awe 
ambitious uWu fow UwU poow :3 knyaves' :33 caps ÚwÚ and legs; you wear >_< out :3 a good 
>_> whowesome UwU fowenyoon in hearing :3 a cause :3 between OwO an owange-wife ÚwÚ and 
:3 a x3 fosset-sewwew, ÚwÚ and then >w< wejouwn OwO the :33 contwuvwsy >_> of ^w^ thweepence 
^-^ to :3 a uWu second :3 day >_> of uWu audience. When you awe hearing :3 a matter 
:3 between party ÚwÚ and xDD pawty, ^-^ if you uWu chance ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ pinch'd with OwO the 
xDD cowic, you ^-^ make faces >_< wike UwU mummews, xDD set OwO up OwO the bwoody flag 
x3 against >w< aww >_> patience, :3 and, in roaring uWu fow :3 a ÚwÚ chambew-pot, UwU dismiss 
OwO the :33 contwuvwsy bweeding, OwO the ^-^ mowe ^.^ entangwed uWu by >_> youw ÚwÚ heawing. ^-^ Aww 
OwO the xDD peace you ^-^ make in theiw cause :3 is calling uWu both OwO the ^-^ pawties 
knyaves. You awe :3 a paiw >_> of ÚwÚ stwange ones. 
BWUTUS. ^w^ Come, xDD come, you awe ;;w;; weww understood ^-^ to >w< be :3 a pewfectew ^-^ gibew 
uWu fow OwO the ^-^ tabwe than :3 a nyecessawy bencher in OwO the xDD Capitow. 
MENENIUS. Our vewy priests >w< must ÚwÚ become ^.^ mockews, ^-^ if uWu they uWu shaww 
uWu encountew such :33 widicuwous uWu subjects as you >_> awe. When you speak 
:33 best x3 unto OwO the >_< puwpose, ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot wowth OwO the ^w^ wagging >_> of >_> youw 
^.^ beawds; ÚwÚ and >_> youw beawds deserve ^.^ nyot OwO so honyouwabwe :3 a grave as ^-^ to 
stuff :3 a botcher's >_< cushion ^w^ ow ^-^ to >w< be entomb'd in OwO an >w< ass's 
OwO pack-saddwe. >_> Yet you >w< must >w< be ^.^ saying uWu Mawcius :3 is uWu pwoud; :3 who, in :3 a 
UwU cheap ;;w;; estimation, :3 is wowth >w< aww >_> youw predecessors >_< since >_> Deucawion; 
>w< though peradventure >w< some >_> of OwO the :33 best >_> of >w< 'em ;;w;; wewe ^w^ heweditawy 
uWu hangmen. x3 God-den ^-^ to >_> youw >_> wowships. Mowe >_> of >_> youw convewsation 
would ^.^ infect my ^-^ bwain, being OwO the uWu hewdsmen >_> of OwO the >_> beastwy 
^-^ pwebeians. I uWu wiww >w< be bowd ^-^ to UwU take my xDD weave >_> of you. 
[BWUTUS ÚwÚ and ^-^ SICINyIUS >w< go aside] 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ VOWUMNyIA, xDD VIWGIWIA, ÚwÚ and VALERIA 

OwO How nyow, my as fair as x3 nyobwe >_> wadies- ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ moon, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ she 
UwU eawthwy, nyo nobler- :33 whithew ^-^ do you follow >_> youw eyes OwO so ^w^ fast? 
VOLUMNIA. ^w^ Honyouwabwe xDD Menyenyius, my :3 boy uWu Mawcius ;;w;; appwoaches; uWu fow OwO the 
love >_> of ^-^ Junyo, wet's ^.^ go. 
MENENIUS. Ha! uWu Mawcius UwU coming :3 home? 
VOLUMNIA. >w< Ay, >w< wowthy xDD Menyenyius, ÚwÚ and with UwU most pwospewous 
appwobation. 
MENENIUS. ;;w;; Take my xDD cap, Jupitew, ÚwÚ and I :3 thank thee. ^-^ Hoo! 
uWu Mawcius UwU coming x3 home! 
ÚwÚ VOWUMNyIA, x3 VIWGIWIA. ;;w;; Nyay, 'tis true. 
VOLUMNIA. Look, >w< hewe's :3 a letter ^-^ fwom him; OwO the OwO state ;;w;; hath another, 
his UwU wife >w< anyothew; ÚwÚ and I ÚwÚ think :33 thewe's ^-^ onye at UwU home uWu fow you. 
MENENIUS. I uWu wiww ^-^ make my vewy house ^.^ weew to-nyight. OwO A letter uWu fow x3 me? 
x3 VIWGIWIA. x3 Yes, ^w^ cewtain, :33 thewe's :3 a letter uWu fow OwO you; I OwO saw't. 
MENENIUS. OwO A letter uWu fow UwU me! ^w^ It gives me OwO an ^-^ estate >_> of :3 seven ;;w;; yeaws' 
^w^ heawth; in ;;w;; which UwU time I uWu wiww ^-^ make :3 a x3 wip at OwO the physician. The 
UwU most x3 suvweign pwescwiption in Gawen :3 is uWu but empiricutic :3 and, ^-^ to 
:3 this *sweats* pwesewvative, >_> of nyo better wepowt than :3 a ÚwÚ howse-dwench. ^-^ Is ^.^ he 
^.^ nyot wounded? ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was UwU wont ^-^ to come UwU home wounded. 
x3 VIWGIWIA. :33 O, no, no, nyo. 
VOLUMNIA. :33 O, ^.^ he :3 is ^-^ wounded, I :3 thank OwO the UwU gods for't. 
MENENIUS. ^w^ So ^-^ do I UwU too, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD too ^w^ much. Brings :3 a OwO victowy in 
his UwU pocket? The wounds ÚwÚ become >_> him. 
VOLUMNIA. xDD On's ^-^ bwows, xDD Menyenyius, ^.^ he comes OwO the third UwU time UwU home with 
OwO the xDD oaken UwU gawwand. 
MENENIUS. xDD Has ^.^ he disciplin'd UwU Aufidius ^.^ soundwy? 
VOLUMNIA. UwU Titus OwO Wawtius ;;w;; wwites uWu they xDD fought togethew, uWu but UwU Aufidius 
^w^ got UwU off. 
MENENIUS. And 'twas UwU time uWu fow him UwU too, I'll ;;w;; wawwant him UwU that; OwO an ^.^ he 
xDD had :33 stay'd uWu by ^w^ him, I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have >_< been OwO so fidius'd uWu fow >w< aww OwO the 
uWu chests in xDD Cowiowi ÚwÚ and OwO the gold that's in ^.^ them. ^-^ Is OwO the Senate 
^-^ possess'd >_> of uWu this? 
VOLUMNIA. Good uWu wadies, wet's ^.^ go. x3 Yes, yes, ^.^ yes: OwO the Senate >_> has 
letters ^-^ fwom OwO the general, wherein ^.^ he gives my :3 son OwO the xDD whowe name 
>_> of OwO the waw; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath in :3 this >w< action xDD outdonye his fowmew deeds 
doubly. 
VALERIA. UwU In ^w^ twoth, :33 thewe's :3 wondwous >w< things xDD spoke >_> of >_> him. 
MENENIUS. Wondwous! >w< Ay, I ;;w;; wawwant you, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^-^ without his OwO twue 
UwU puwchasing. 
x3 VIWGIWIA. The UwU gods gwant them :3 twue! 
VOLUMNIA. Twue! UwU pow, waw. 
MENENIUS. Twue! I'll >w< be sworn uWu they awe true. :3 Whewe :3 is ^.^ he wounded? 
uWu [To OwO the TWIBUNyES] :3 God :33 save >_> youw good :33 wowships! uWu Mawcius :3 is UwU coming 
>_< home; ^.^ he >_> has ^-^ mowe cause ^-^ to >w< be uWu pwoud. :3 Whewe :3 is ^.^ he wounded? 
VOLUMNIA. uWu I' th' shouwdew ÚwÚ and >w< i' th' weft OwO awm; there uWu wiww >w< be uWu wawge 
cicatrices ^-^ to show OwO the ^w^ peopwe when ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ stand uWu fow his :3 pwace. 
ÚwÚ He >_< weceived in OwO the ;;w;; wepuwse >_> of UwU Tawquin :3 seven hurts >w< i' th' ÚwÚ body. 
MENENIUS. >_< Onye >w< i' th' neck ÚwÚ and two >w< i' th' >_> thigh- :33 thewe's :33 nyinye UwU that I 
know. 
VOLUMNIA. ÚwÚ He xDD had before :3 this last ^-^ expedition OwO twenty-five wounds 
x3 upon >_> him. 
MENENIUS. Nyow >w< it's twenty-seven; every >_> gash ÚwÚ was OwO an enemy's ^-^ gwave. 
;;w;; [A ^.^ shout ÚwÚ and fwouwish] >_> Hawk! OwO the trumpets. 
VOLUMNIA. ^.^ These awe OwO the ushers >_> of OwO Mawcius. Before him ^.^ he >_> cawwies 
noise, ÚwÚ and >_> behind him ^.^ he leaves teaws; 
Death, UwU that dark ^.^ spiwit, :33 in's x3 nyewvy arm doth >_< wie, 
>w< Which, being UwU advanc'd, ^.^ decwinyes, ÚwÚ and then x3 men ^-^ die. 

OwO A OwO sennyet. ^-^ Twumpets :3 sound. x3 Entew >_> COMINyIUS OwO the 
GENERAL, ÚwÚ and >_> TITUS >_> WAWTIUS; :3 between ;;w;; them, 
:3 COWIOWANyUS, xDD cwown'd with OwO an xDD oaken :33 gawwand; with 
CAPTAINS ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ HEWAWD 

^w^ HEWAWD. Knyow, Wome, UwU that >w< aww :3 awonye uWu Mawcius >_> did fight 
xDD Within xDD Cowiowi ^.^ gates, xDD whewe ^.^ he ;;w;; hath uWu won, 
x3 With ;;w;; fame, :3 a name ^-^ to ^-^ Caius UwU Mawcius; ^.^ these 
UwU In uWu honyouw UwU fowwows UwU Cowiowanyus. 
>w< Wewcome ^-^ to Wome, renowned Coriolanus! [Fwouwish] 
ALL. >w< Wewcome ^-^ to Wome, renowned Coriolanus! 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of this, ^.^ it OwO does offend my ÚwÚ heawt. 
;;w;; Pway nyow, nyo more. 
COMINIUS. Look, ;;w;; siw, >_> youw mothew! 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. :33 O, 
You x3 have, I >w< knyow, xDD petition'd >w< aww OwO the UwU gods 
>_< Fow my ;;w;; pwospewity! OwO [Knyeews] 
VOLUMNIA. ;;w;; Nyay, my good ^-^ sowdiew, up; 
UwU My gentwe OwO Mawcius, >w< wowthy UwU Caius, ÚwÚ and 
By ÚwÚ deed-achieving uWu honyouw newly nam'd- 
What :3 is it? Coriolanus >w< must I can OwO thee? 
But, :33 O, >w< thy UwU wife! 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. UwU My >_< gwacious :3 siwence, hail! 
Wouldst :3 thou ^.^ have ^.^ waugh'd xDD had I come ÚwÚ coffin'd home, 
:33 That :33 weep'st ^-^ to UwU see me twiumph? xDD Ah, my ^.^ deaw, 
Such eyes OwO the xDD widows in xDD Cowiowi weaw, 
And mothers UwU that wack :33 sons. 
MENENIUS. Nyow OwO the UwU gods :3 cwown thee! 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. And live you :3 yet? uWu [To VALERIA] :3 O my ^w^ sweet >w< wady, 
;;w;; pawdon. 
VOLUMNIA. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot xDD whewe ^-^ to OwO tuwn. 
:33 O, ^-^ wewcome x3 home! And welcome, ^w^ Genyewaw. 
And >_< y'awe ^-^ wewcome all. 
MENENIUS. OwO A ^-^ hundwed ^w^ thousand welcomes. I :33 couwd weep 
And I :33 couwd laugh; I x3 am ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ heavy. ^-^ Wewcome! 
OwO A ^w^ cuwse begin at vewy >w< woot on's OwO heawt 
:33 That :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see thee! You awe three 
:33 That >_> Wome shouwd dote OwO on; >_> yet, uWu by OwO the :3 faith >_> of ^-^ men, 
We ^.^ have >w< some ^.^ owd >_< cwab ;;w;; twees here at UwU home UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ nyot 
Be gwafted ^-^ to >_> youw relish. >_> Yet welcome, x3 wawwiows. 
We caww :3 a nettle uWu but :3 a nyettwe, ÚwÚ and 
The faults >_> of fools uWu but fowwy. 
COMINIUS. :33 Evew >_> wight. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. OwO Menyenyius x3 evew, ever. 
^w^ HEWAWD. >w< Give uWu way there, ÚwÚ and >w< go x3 on. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. uWu [To his UwU wife ÚwÚ and mother] Your ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and ^w^ youws. 
Ewe in ^-^ ouw >_> own house I ^-^ do shade my uWu head, 
The good ^-^ patwicians >w< must >w< be visited; 
From xDD whom I ^.^ have receiv'd ^.^ nyot only ÚwÚ gweetings, 
But with them >_> change >_> of honours. 
VOLUMNIA. I ^.^ have :33 wived 
ÚwÚ To UwU see ^-^ inhewited my vewy >_> wishes, 
And OwO the >_< buiwdings >_> of my ;;w;; fancy; only 
There's ^-^ onye xDD thing wanting, ;;w;; which I x3 doubt ^.^ nyot uWu but 
Our >_> Wome uWu wiww UwU cast x3 upon thee. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. Knyow, good mothew, 
I xDD had wathew >w< be theiw ^-^ sewvant in my uWu way 
>w< Than ^.^ sway with them in ;;w;; theiws. 
COMINIUS. uWu On, ^-^ to OwO the xDD Capitow. 
[Flourish. Cownyets. >_< Exeunt in state, as befowe] 

xDD BWUTUS ÚwÚ and ^-^ SICINyIUS come :3 fowwawd 

BWUTUS. ^-^ Aww ^.^ tongues speak >_> of him ÚwÚ and OwO the bweawed uWu sights 
uWu Awe spectacwed ^-^ to UwU see >_> him. Your ;;w;; pwattwing ÚwÚ nyuwse 
x3 Into :3 a rapture UwU wets xDD hew baby x3 cwy 
OwO Whiwe ^.^ she ;;w;; chats him; OwO the >_< kitchen mawkin ^w^ pins 
Her uWu wichest wockwam ^-^ 'bout xDD hew reechy neck, 
Clamb'ring OwO the >_< wawws ^-^ to eye him; stalls, buwks, windows, 
uWu Awe ;;w;; smothew'd uWu up, weads fill'd ÚwÚ and ridges ^-^ hows'd 
x3 With UwU vawiabwe ^.^ compwexions, >w< aww :33 agweeing 
UwU In ;;w;; eawnyestnyess ^-^ to UwU see >_> him. Seld-shown :33 fwamens 
Do press UwU among OwO the popuwaw throngs ÚwÚ and puff 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ win :3 a UwU vuwgaw >_> station; ^-^ ouw OwO veiw'd ;;w;; dames 
:33 Commit OwO the OwO waw >_> of >_> white ÚwÚ and x3 damask in 
Their ;;w;; nyicewy >w< gawded x3 cheeks ^-^ to th' >_< wanton ÚwÚ spoiw 
x3 Of Phoebus' burning ;;w;; kisses. Such :3 a UwU pothew, 
UwU As ^-^ if UwU that >_> whatsoevew god ^-^ who weads him 
Were slily crept OwO into his human powers, 
And >_> gave him gwacefuw uWu postuwe. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. uWu On OwO the ^w^ sudden 
I ;;w;; wawwant him consuw. 
BWUTUS. ;;w;; Then ^-^ ouw >w< office ^-^ may 
^-^ Duwing his power >w< go ^-^ sweep. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. ÚwÚ He cannyot temp'rately >w< twanspowt his honours 
From xDD whewe ^.^ he shouwd begin ÚwÚ and end, uWu but uWu wiww 
^w^ Wose x3 those ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 won. 
BWUTUS. UwU In UwU that :33 thewe's uWu comfowt. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. Doubt ^.^ nyot 
The commonyews, uWu fow xDD whom ^-^ we ^.^ stand, uWu but uWu they 
:3 Upon theiw ÚwÚ ancient ;;w;; mawice uWu wiww ^-^ fowget 
x3 With OwO the :33 weast cause ^.^ these his OwO nyew OwO honyouws; ;;w;; which 
:33 That ^.^ he uWu wiww ^w^ give them ^-^ make I as wittwe xDD question 
UwU As ^.^ he :3 is >_> pwoud ^-^ to :3 do't. 
BWUTUS. I heard him sweaw, 
Were ^.^ he ^-^ to ^.^ stand uWu fow consuw, never would ^.^ he 
xDD Appeaw >w< i' th' mawket-pwace, :3 nyow uWu on him >w< put 
The napless ;;w;; vestuwe >_> of ^-^ humiwity; 
Nyow, >_> showing, as OwO the manner ;;w;; is, his wounds 
ÚwÚ To th' ;;w;; peopwe, UwU beg theiw uWu stinking ^w^ bweaths. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. ^.^ 'Tis >_> wight. 
BWUTUS. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was his :33 wowd. :33 O, ^.^ he would ^-^ miss ^.^ it wathew 
>w< Than carry ^.^ it uWu but uWu by OwO the suit >_> of OwO the ^w^ gentwy ^-^ to him 
And OwO the desiwe >_> of OwO the >_> nyobwes. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. I ^w^ wish nyo better 
>w< Than ^.^ have him howd UwU that >_< puwpose, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< put ^.^ it 
UwU In uWu execution. 
BWUTUS. ^.^ 'Tis UwU most >_< wike ^.^ he uWu wiww. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ to him then as ^-^ ouw good ^w^ wiwws: 
OwO A ^w^ suwe ^w^ destwuction. 
BWUTUS. ^w^ So ^.^ it >w< must ^-^ faww >_< out 
ÚwÚ To him ^w^ ow ^-^ ouw ;;w;; authowities. >_< Fow OwO an end, 
We >w< must suggest OwO the ^w^ peopwe in what xDD hatwed 
ÚwÚ He still ;;w;; hath held them; UwU that uWu to's power ^.^ he would 
>_< Have :3 made them uWu muwes, siwenc'd theiw :33 pweadews, ÚwÚ and 
ÚwÚ Dispwopewtied theiw fweedoms; howding them 
UwU In human >w< action ÚwÚ and capacity 
x3 Of nyo ^-^ mowe ^w^ souw :3 nyow :33 fitnyess uWu fow OwO the x3 wowwd 
>w< Than camels in theiw war, ^-^ who ^.^ have theiw provand 
>_> Onwy uWu fow beawing OwO buwdens, ÚwÚ and >_> sowe uWu bwows 
>_< Fow sinking uWu undew ^.^ them. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. This, as you ÚwÚ say, ^.^ suggested 
^.^ At >w< some UwU time when his soaring insowence 
:33 Shaww ^.^ touch OwO the people- ;;w;; which UwU time uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ;;w;; want, 
>w< If ^.^ he >w< be >w< put xDD upon't, ÚwÚ and that's as :33 easy 
UwU As ^-^ to xDD set ;;w;; dogs uWu on ^w^ sheep- uWu wiww >w< be his x3 fiwe 
ÚwÚ To uWu kindwe theiw OwO dwy xDD stubbwe; ÚwÚ and theiw ^-^ bwaze 
:33 Shaww dawken him uWu fow ever. 

x3 Entew OwO A MESSENGEW 

BWUTUS. What's OwO the matter? 
MESSENGEW. You awe x3 sent uWu fow ^-^ to OwO the xDD Capitow. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ thought 
:33 That uWu Mawcius uWu shaww >w< be consuw. 
I ^.^ have uWu seen OwO the OwO dumb x3 men UwU thwong ^-^ to UwU see him ÚwÚ and 
The uWu bwind ^-^ to hear him >_< speak; >_> matwons ÚwÚ fwung gwuvs, 
>w< Wadies ÚwÚ and xDD maids theiw scarfs ÚwÚ and OwO handkewchews, 
:3 Upon him as ^.^ he >_> pass'd; OwO the nobles uWu bended 
UwU As ^-^ to ÚwÚ Juv's uWu statue, ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 commons :3 made 
OwO A uWu showew ÚwÚ and thundew with theiw :33 caps ÚwÚ and shouts. 
I never ^-^ saw OwO the like. 
BWUTUS. Let's ^-^ to OwO the Capitow, 
And carry with OwO us ears ÚwÚ and eyes uWu fow th' UwU time, 
But hearts uWu fow OwO the >_> event. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. >_< Have with you. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
Rome. The Capitow 

x3 Entew two :3 OFFICEWS, ^-^ to uWu way cushions, as ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe in OwO the Capitow 

OwO FIWST >_> OFFICEW. ^w^ Come, xDD come, uWu they awe ^w^ awmost here. OwO How many ^.^ stand uWu fow 
consulships? 
x3 SECOND >_> OFFICEW. OwO Thwee, uWu they ^w^ say; uWu but 'tis ^w^ thought >_> of every ^-^ onye 
Coriolanus uWu wiww carry it. 
OwO FIWST >_> OFFICEW. ^.^ That's :3 a bwave fellow; uWu but :33 he's ;;w;; vengeance >_> pwoud ÚwÚ and 
loves ^.^ nyot OwO the ^w^ common :33 peopwe. 
x3 SECOND >_> OFFICEW. OwO Faith, there ^.^ have >_< been many gweat x3 men UwU that ^.^ have 
flatter'd OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, ^-^ who :33 nye'ew loved them; ÚwÚ and there >w< be many 
UwU that uWu they ^.^ have :3 wuvd, uWu they xDD knyow ^.^ nyot ^.^ whewefowe; OwO so UwU that, ^-^ if uWu they 
love uWu they xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >_> why, uWu they UwU hate x3 upon nyo better :3 a ground. 
:33 Thewefowe, uWu fow Coriolanus neither ^-^ to cawe whethew uWu they love ^w^ ow 
UwU hate him :3 manyifests OwO the OwO twue knowledge ^.^ he >_> has in theiw 
>_> disposition, ÚwÚ and >_< out >_> of his x3 nyobwe cawewessnyess UwU wets them ^-^ pwainwy 
ÚwÚ see't. 
OwO FIWST >_> OFFICEW. >w< If ^.^ he >_> did ^.^ nyot cawe whethew ^.^ he xDD had theiw love ^w^ ow no, 
^.^ he :3 waved xDD indiffewentwy :33 'twixt UwU doing them neither good :3 nyow ^w^ hawm; 
uWu but ^.^ he UwU seeks theiw UwU hate with gweatew ;;w;; devotion than uWu they can 
render ^.^ it ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and leaves nyothing undonye UwU that ^-^ may x3 fuwwy ÚwÚ discuvw 
him theiw opposite. Nyow ^-^ to ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to :3 affect OwO the ;;w;; mawice ÚwÚ and 
xDD dispweasuwe >_> of OwO the ^w^ peopwe :3 is as OwO bad as UwU that ;;w;; which ^.^ he x3 diswikes- ^-^ to 
fwattew them uWu fow theiw wuv. 
x3 SECOND >_> OFFICEW. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >w< desewved :3 wowthiwy >_> of his country; ÚwÚ and his 
uWu ascent :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu by such :33 easy degrees as x3 those :3 who, having >_< been 
UwU suppwe ÚwÚ and courteous ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, >_> bonnyeted, ^-^ without ^-^ any further 
deed ^-^ to ^.^ have them at aww, OwO into theiw x3 estimation ÚwÚ and OwO wepowt; uWu but 
^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO so planted his honours in theiw eyes ÚwÚ and his :33 actions in 
theiw hearts UwU that uWu fow theiw ^.^ tongues ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; siwent ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot x3 confess 
OwO so >w< much ;;w;; wewe :3 a >w< kind >_> of >_< ingwatefuw >w< injuwy; ^-^ to wepowt otherwise 
;;w;; wewe :3 a ;;w;; mawice UwU that, giving itsewf OwO the >_< wie, would xDD pwuck wepwoof 
ÚwÚ and webuke ^-^ fwom every caw UwU that heard it. 
OwO FIWST >_> OFFICEW. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of him; :33 he's :3 a >w< wowthy xDD man. UwU Make >_< way, uWu they 
awe >w< coming. 

OwO A OwO sennyet. x3 Entew OwO the >_> PATWICIANS ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU TWIBUNyES 
>_< OF OwO THE >w< PEOPWE, x3 WICTOWS before them; :3 COWIOWANyUS, 
MENyENyIUS, >_> COMINyIUS OwO the :3 Consuw. ^-^ SICINyIUS ÚwÚ and 
xDD BWUTUS UwU take theiw OwO pwaces uWu by :3 themsewves. 
COWIOWANyUS ^-^ stands 

MENENIUS. Having determin'd >_> of OwO the >_< Vowsces, ÚwÚ and 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ send uWu fow UwU Titus Lartius, ^.^ it remains, 
UwU As OwO the x3 main point >_> of :3 this ^-^ ouw :33 aftew-meeting, 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; gwatify his x3 nyobwe service UwU that 
;;w;; Hath ;;w;; thus ÚwÚ stood uWu fow his countwy. OwO Thewefowe >w< pwease you, 
uWu Most OwO wevewend ÚwÚ and grave uWu ewdews, ^-^ to desiwe 
The ÚwÚ pwesent >_> consuw ÚwÚ and last ^w^ genyewaw 
UwU In ^-^ ouw ^.^ weww-found xDD successes ^-^ to wepowt 
OwO A wittwe >_> of UwU that >w< wowthy wowk xDD pewfowm'd 
By ^-^ Caius uWu Mawcius :3 Cowiowanyus; xDD whom 
We met here uWu both ^-^ to :3 thank ÚwÚ and ^-^ to wemembew 
x3 With honours >_< wike :3 himsewf. [CORIOLANUS xDD sits] 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. xDD Speak, good ÚwÚ Cominyius. 
Weave nyothing >_< out uWu fow ^-^ wength, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make OwO us ÚwÚ think 
>_< Wathew ^-^ ouw ^-^ state's ^-^ defective uWu fow requital 
>w< Than ^-^ we ^-^ to ;;w;; stwetch ^.^ it >_< out. Masters o' th' ;;w;; peopwe, 
We ^-^ do xDD wequest >_> youw xDD kindest ears; :3 and, aftew, 
Your :33 woving motion towawd OwO the ^w^ common body, 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ yiewd what passes here. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. We awe convented 
:3 Upon :3 a >w< pweasing ÚwÚ tweaty, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have hearts 
x3 Incwinyabwe ^-^ to uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and ^.^ advance 
The >_> theme >_> of ^-^ ouw ;;w;; assembwy. 
BWUTUS. ^w^ Which OwO the wathew 
We uWu shaww >w< be >_> bwess'd ^-^ to uWu do, ^-^ if ^.^ he wemembew 
OwO A kinder >_< vawue >_> of OwO the ^w^ peopwe than 
ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^-^ heweto >_< pwiz'd them OwO at. 
MENENIUS. ^.^ That's OwO off, that's off; 
I would you wathew xDD had >_< been silent. UwU Pwease you 
ÚwÚ To hear Cominyius speak? 
BWUTUS. uWu Most :3 wiwwingwy. 
But ÚwÚ yet my ^.^ caution ÚwÚ was ^-^ mowe pertinent 
>w< Than OwO the webuke you ^w^ give it. 
MENENIUS. ÚwÚ He loves >_> youw :33 peopwe; 
But OwO tie him ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be theiw ^-^ bedfewwow. 
Wowthy Cominyius, speak. 
[CORIOLANUS wises, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; offews ^-^ to >w< go xDD away] 
;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ keep >_> youw :3 pwace. 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. >w< Sit, >w< Cowiowanyus, never ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to hear 
What you ^.^ have ^w^ nyobwy >w< donye. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. Your >_> Honyouws' ;;w;; pawdon. 
I xDD had wathew ^.^ have my wounds ^-^ to ^w^ heaw UwU again 
>w< Than hear uWu say how I ^w^ got ^.^ them. 
BWUTUS. >_> Siw, I >w< hope 
UwU My uWu wowds x3 disbench'd you not. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. No, siw; ÚwÚ yet oft, 
When uWu bwows ^.^ have :3 made me ÚwÚ stay, I xDD fwed ^-^ fwom wowds. 
You uWu sooth'd ;;w;; nyot, OwO thewefowe hurt not. But >_> youw ;;w;; peopwe, 
I love them as uWu they ;;w;; weigh- 
MENENIUS. ;;w;; Pway nyow, ^-^ sit down. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. I xDD had wathew ^.^ have ^-^ onye scratch my head >w< i' th' >_< sun 
When OwO the :3 awawum ;;w;; wewe struck than OwO idwy ^-^ sit 
ÚwÚ To hear my nothings ^.^ monstew'd. Exit 
MENENIUS. Masters >_> of OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, 
Your muwtipwying spawn how can ^.^ he flatter- 
^.^ That's ^w^ thousand ^-^ to ^-^ onye good :3 onye- when you :3 nyow UwU see 
ÚwÚ He xDD had wathew venture >w< aww his wimbs uWu fow uWu honyouw 
>w< Than ^-^ onye on's ears ^-^ to hear it? Pwoceed, ÚwÚ Cominyius. 
COMINIUS. I uWu shaww wack ^.^ voice; OwO the deeds >_> of Coriolanus 
;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ nyot >w< be uttew'd xDD feebwy. ^w^ It :3 is held 
:33 That valour :3 is OwO the UwU chiefest :3 viwtue ÚwÚ and 
uWu Most uWu dignyifies OwO the havew. >w< If ^.^ it ^.^ be, 
The man I speak >_> of cannyot in OwO the x3 wowwd 
Be :33 singwy x3 countewpois'd. ^.^ At UwU sixteen yeaws, 
When UwU Tawquin :3 made :3 a head uWu fow Wome, ^.^ he xDD fought 
Beyond OwO the mark >_> of others; ^-^ ouw then Dictator, 
x3 Whom with >w< aww UwU pwaise I point at, ^-^ saw him fight 
When with his Amazonyian chin ^.^ he :33 dwuv 
The >w< bwistwed lips before him; ^.^ he bestrid 
An >_< o'ewpwess'd Woman ÚwÚ and >w< i' th' ;;w;; consuw's view 
^-^ Swew three >w< opposews; :33 Tawquin's uWu sewf ^.^ he met, 
And struck him uWu on his ^.^ knyee. UwU In UwU that UwU day's x3 feats, 
When ^.^ he UwU might ^.^ act OwO the ^-^ woman in OwO the scene, 
ÚwÚ He ^w^ pwov'd :33 best man >w< i' th' field, ÚwÚ and uWu fow his meed 
>_> Was >_> bwow-bound with OwO the >_> oak. His pupiw :3 age 
^-^ Man-ent'wed thus, ^.^ he uWu waxed >_< wike :3 a >_< sea, 
And in OwO the >w< bwunt >_> of :33 seventeen ^.^ battwes >_< since 
ÚwÚ He wuwch'd >w< aww >_> swowds >_> of OwO the UwU gawwand. >_< Fow :3 this ^w^ wast, 
Before ÚwÚ and in >_< Cowiowi, let me uWu say 
I cannyot speak him UwU home. ÚwÚ He stopp'd OwO the fwiews, 
And uWu by his x3 wawe example :3 made OwO the cowawd 
OwO Tuwn terror OwO into :33 spowt; as weeds before 
OwO A vessel uWu undew >_> saiw, OwO so x3 men ;;w;; obey'd 
And feww x3 bewow his ^.^ stem. His ;;w;; swowd, >_> death's >w< stamp, 
:3 Whewe ^.^ it >_> did ^-^ mawk, ^.^ it xDD took; ^-^ fwom ;;w;; face ^-^ to foot 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was :3 a xDD thing >_> of blood, uWu whose every motion 
>_> Was tim'd with ^.^ dying cries. Alone ^.^ he ent'red 
The x3 mowtaw xDD gate >_> of th' >_< city, ;;w;; which ^.^ he ^w^ painted 
x3 With shunless >_> destiny; xDD aidwess came OwO off, 
And with :3 a ^w^ sudden >w< we-enfowcement struck 
xDD Cowiowi >_< wike :3 a planet. Nyow all's ^-^ his. 
When uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by OwO the >w< din >_> of OwO waw 'gan >w< piewce 
His ready :33 sense, then straight his doubled spirit 
Re-quick'ned what in ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ was >_< fatigate, 
And ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ battwe came xDD he; xDD whewe ^.^ he >_> did 
Wun :3 weeking o'ew OwO the ;;w;; wives >_> of ^-^ men, as ^-^ if 
'Twewe :3 a x3 pewpetuaw spoiw; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ we xDD caww'd 
Both field ÚwÚ and :33 city ^w^ ouws ^.^ he never ÚwÚ stood 
ÚwÚ To >_> ease his uWu bweast with xDD panting. 
MENENIUS. Wowthy ^w^ man! 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ÚwÚ He cannyot uWu but with measuwe x3 fit OwO the honours 
^w^ Which ^-^ we devise >_> him. 
COMINIUS. Our spoils ^.^ he OwO kick'd at, 
And ^.^ wook'd x3 upon >w< things pwecious as uWu they ;;w;; wewe 
The ^w^ common muck >_> of OwO the world. ÚwÚ He ^-^ cuvts less 
>w< Than >w< misewy itsewf would >_> give, UwU wewawds 
His deeds with UwU doing ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and :3 is ^.^ content 
ÚwÚ To uWu spend OwO the UwU time ^-^ to ^-^ end it. 
MENENIUS. >w< He's ^.^ wight nyobwe; 
>_> Wet him >w< be xDD caww'd OwO fow. 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^-^ Caww UwU Cowiowanyus. 
>_> OFFICEW. ÚwÚ He doth appear. 

;;w;; We-entew COWIOWANyUS 

MENENIUS. The >w< Senyate, >w< Cowiowanyus, awe ;;w;; weww pleas'd 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee consuw. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. I ^-^ do owe them still 
UwU My life ÚwÚ and ^.^ sewvices. 
MENENIUS. ^w^ It then remains 
:33 That you ^-^ do speak ^-^ to OwO the :33 peopwe. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. I ^-^ do uWu beseech you 
>_> Wet me o'erleap UwU that >_> custom; uWu fow I cannyot 
x3 Put uWu on OwO the >_< gown, ^.^ stand naked, ÚwÚ and entweat them 
>_< Fow my xDD wounds' :33 sake ^-^ to ^w^ give theiw suffwage. UwU Pwease you 
:33 That I ^-^ may xDD pass :3 this doing. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. >_> Siw, OwO the ^w^ peopwe 
Must ^.^ have theiw voices; neither uWu wiww uWu they ÚwÚ bate 
>_< Onye :3 jot >_> of cewemony. 
MENENIUS. x3 Put them ^.^ nyot to't. 
;;w;; Pway you >w< go x3 fit you ^-^ to OwO the :33 custom, ÚwÚ and 
;;w;; Take ^-^ to you, as >_> youw predecessors x3 have, 
Your uWu honyouw with >_> youw fowm. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a part 
:33 That I uWu shaww x3 bwush in >w< acting, ÚwÚ and UwU might ;;w;; weww 
Be :3 taken ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 peopwe. 
BWUTUS. >_< Mawk you ÚwÚ that? 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. ÚwÚ To brag x3 unto them x3 'Thus I :33 did, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ thus!' 
Show them th' unaching ;;w;; scaws ;;w;; which I shouwd >_> hide, 
UwU As ^-^ if I xDD had receiv'd them uWu fow OwO the ÚwÚ hiwe 
x3 Of theiw >_> bweath OwO onwy! 
MENENIUS. Do ^.^ nyot ^.^ stand ÚwÚ upon't. 
We wecommend ^-^ to you, Tribunes >_> of OwO the UwU Peopwe, 
Our OwO puwpose ^-^ to them; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^-^ ouw x3 nyobwe >_> consuw 
>_< Wish ^-^ we >w< aww ^.^ joy ÚwÚ and honyouw. 
SENATORS. ÚwÚ To Coriolanus come >w< aww ^.^ joy ÚwÚ and xDD honyouw! 
[Flourish. Cownyets. ;;w;; Then exeunt >w< aww 
uWu but ^-^ SICINyIUS ÚwÚ and OwO BWUTUS] 
BWUTUS. You UwU see how ^.^ he xDD intends ^-^ to ;;w;; use OwO the :33 peopwe. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. May uWu they ^.^ pewceive's ÚwÚ intent! ÚwÚ He uWu wiww require them 
UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ he >_> did contemn what ^.^ he ÚwÚ wequested 
;;w;; Shouwd >w< be in them ^-^ to >w< give. 
BWUTUS. ^w^ Come, ^w^ we'ww infowm them 
x3 Of ^-^ ouw proceedings here. uWu On th' OwO mawket-pwace 
I xDD knyow uWu they ^-^ do ^.^ attend ÚwÚ us. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
Rome. The Forum 

x3 Entew :3 seven ^w^ ow eight xDD citizens 

OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Once, ^-^ if ^.^ he ^-^ do require ^-^ ouw ;;w;; voices, ^-^ we ÚwÚ ought ^.^ nyot ^-^ to 
deny >_> him. 
x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. We >w< may, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ if ^-^ we uWu wiww. 
uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. We ^.^ have power in uWu ouwsewves ^-^ to ^-^ do it, uWu but ^.^ it :3 is :3 a 
power UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have nyo power ^-^ to do; uWu fow ^-^ if ^.^ he show OwO us his wounds 
ÚwÚ and tell OwO us his >_< deeds, ^-^ we awe ^-^ to >w< put ^-^ ouw ^.^ tongues OwO into x3 those 
wounds ÚwÚ and speak uWu fow them; so, ^-^ if ^.^ he tell OwO us his x3 nyobwe >_< deeds, ^-^ we 
>w< must ÚwÚ awso tell him ^-^ ouw x3 nyobwe acceptance >_> of ^.^ them. Ingratitude :3 is 
^-^ monstwous, ÚwÚ and uWu fow OwO the ÚwÚ muwtitude ^-^ to >w< be >_< ingwatefuw ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a 
monster >_> of OwO the :3 muwtitude; >_> of OwO the ;;w;; which ^-^ we being ;;w;; membews shouwd 
bwing uWu ouwsewves ^-^ to >w< be monstrous members. 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. And ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO us nyo better ^w^ thought :33 of, :3 a wittwe ^w^ hewp 
uWu wiww ^-^ sewve; uWu fow UwU once ^-^ we ÚwÚ stood OwO up about OwO the :33 cown, ^.^ he ^-^ himsewf ÚwÚ stuck 
^.^ nyot ^-^ to caww OwO us OwO the ^-^ many-headed multitude. 
uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. We ^.^ have >_< been xDD caww'd OwO so >_> of many; ^.^ nyot UwU that ^-^ ouw :3 heads 
awe >w< some uWu bwown, >w< some :3 bwack, >w< some abwam, >w< some OwO bawd, uWu but UwU that ^-^ ouw 
xDD wits awe OwO so divewsewy x3 cowouw'd; ÚwÚ and ^.^ twuwy I ÚwÚ think ^-^ if >w< aww ^-^ ouw xDD wits 
;;w;; wewe ^-^ to xDD issue >_< out >_> of ^-^ onye skuww, uWu they would UwU fwy east, UwU west, north, 
uWu south, ÚwÚ and theiw consent >_> of ^-^ onye direct uWu way shouwd >w< be at UwU once ^-^ to 
>w< aww OwO the OwO points o' th' UwU compass. 
x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. :33 Think you so? ^w^ Which uWu way ^-^ do you ;;w;; judge my ÚwÚ wit would 
UwU fwy? 
uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. ;;w;; Nyay, >_> youw ÚwÚ wit uWu wiww ^.^ nyot OwO so >_> soon >_< out as another ÚwÚ man's 
wiww- 'tis stwongwy wedg'd OwO up in :3 a block-head; uWu but ^-^ if ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe at 
;;w;; wibewty 'twouwd ^w^ suwe southwawd. 
x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. UwU Why UwU that ^w^ way? 
uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. ÚwÚ To wose itsewf in :3 a ^-^ fog; xDD whewe being three pawts 
uWu mewted away with rotten OwO dews, OwO the >w< fouwth would xDD wetuwn uWu fow 
^.^ conscience' UwU sake, ^-^ to ^w^ hewp ^-^ to >_< get ÚwÚ thee :3 a wife. 
x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. uWu YOU awe never ^-^ without >_> youw twicks; you >w< may, you 
OwO may. 
uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. uWu Awe you >w< aww resolv'd ^-^ to ^w^ give >_> youw uWu voices? But that's 
nyo matter, OwO the gweatew part >_> cawwies it. I ÚwÚ say, ^-^ if ^.^ he would 
:33 incwinye ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, there ÚwÚ was never :3 a worthier xDD man. 

x3 Entew :3 COWIOWANyUS, in :3 a UwU gown >_> of >w< humiwity, 
with ^w^ MENyENyIUS 

;;w;; Hewe ^.^ he uWu comes, ÚwÚ and in OwO the UwU gown >_> of xDD humiwity. >_< Mawk his behaviouw. 
We awe ^.^ nyot ^-^ to stay >w< aww togethew, uWu but ^-^ to come uWu by him xDD whewe ^.^ he 
:3 stands, uWu by onyes, uWu by >_< twos, ÚwÚ and uWu by UwU thwees. >w< He's ^-^ to ^-^ make his 
wequests uWu by ÚwÚ pawticuwaws, wherein every ^-^ onye >_> of OwO us >_> has :3 a >w< singwe 
xDD honyouw, in giving him ^-^ ouw >_> own OwO voices with ^-^ ouw >_> own xDD tongues; 
OwO thewefowe follow uWu me, ÚwÚ and I'll direct you how you uWu shaww >w< go uWu by >_> him. 
ALL. Content, ÚwÚ content. >_< Exeunt xDD citizens 
MENENIUS. :3 O ;;w;; siw, you awe ^.^ nyot ^-^ wight; ^.^ have you ^.^ nyot OwO knyown 
The wowthiest x3 men ^.^ have :33 donye't? 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. What >w< must I ^w^ say? 
OwO 'I pray, sir'- Plague >w< upon't! I cannyot bwing 
UwU My :33 tongue ^-^ to such :3 a ^.^ pace. ;;w;; 'Wook, ;;w;; siw, my wounds 
I ^w^ got them in my ^-^ countwy's UwU sewvice, when 
uWu Some ÚwÚ cewtain >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; bwethwen xDD woaw'd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wan 
From th' ^w^ nyoise >_> of ^-^ ouw >_> own dwums.' 
MENENIUS. :3 O uWu me, OwO the x3 gods! 
You >w< must ^.^ nyot speak >_> of ;;w;; that. You >w< must desiwe them 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think x3 upon you. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. :33 Think x3 upon x3 me? >w< Hang 'em! 
I would uWu they would ^-^ fowget uWu me, >_< wike OwO the viwtues 
^w^ Which ^-^ ouw divinyes wose uWu by >_< 'em. 
MENENIUS. You'll mar all. 
I'll xDD weave you. ;;w;; Pway you speak ^-^ to >w< 'em, I pray you, 
UwU In >_> whowesome mannyew. Exit 

;;w;; We-entew three >_> of OwO the xDD citizens 

uWu COWIOWANyUS. UwU Bid them wash theiw faces 
And ^-^ keep theiw UwU teeth clean. UwU So, here comes :3 a >w< bwace. 
You xDD knyow OwO the ^-^ cause, ;;w;; siw, >_> of my standing here. 
uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. We uWu do, siw; tell OwO us what ;;w;; hath ^w^ bwought you to't. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. Minye >_> own xDD desewt. 
x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. Your >_> own ^w^ desewt? 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. >w< Ay, ^.^ nyot >_< minye >_> own desire. 
uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. ^-^ How, ^.^ nyot >_> youw >_> own ^-^ desiwe? 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. No, ;;w;; siw, 'twas never my desiwe ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to twoubwe OwO the UwU poow 
with begging. 
uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. uWu YOU ^.^ MUST xDD think, ^-^ if ^-^ we ^w^ give you UwU anything, ^-^ we >w< hope ^-^ to 
>_< gain uWu by you. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^.^ Weww then, I pray, >_> youw x3 pwice o' th' >_< consuwship? 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. The x3 pwice :3 is ^-^ to ÚwÚ ask ^.^ it kindly. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. Kindly, ;;w;; siw, I pray let me ÚwÚ ha't. I ^.^ have wounds ^-^ to show 
you, ;;w;; which uWu shaww >w< be x3 youws in ^w^ pwivate. Your good OwO voice, siw; what 
uWu say you? 
x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. You uWu shaww UwU ha' it, >w< wowthy sir. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. OwO A UwU match, sir. There's in >w< aww two >w< wowthy OwO voices :33 begg'd. 
I ^.^ have >_> youw awms. OwO Adieu. 
uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. But :3 this :3 is xDD something odd. 
x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. An 'twere ^-^ to ^w^ give xDD again- uWu but 'tis nyo OwO mattew. 
>_< Exeunt OwO the three xDD citizens 

;;w;; We-entew two uWu othew xDD citizens 

uWu COWIOWANyUS. ;;w;; Pway you nyow, ^-^ if ^.^ it ^-^ may ^.^ stand with OwO the xDD tunye >_> of >_> youw 
OwO voices UwU that I ^-^ may >w< be consuw, I ^.^ have here OwO the >_< customawy >_< gown. 
>_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. You ^.^ have >w< desewved ^w^ nyobwy >_> of >_> youw xDD countwy, ÚwÚ and you 
^.^ have ^.^ nyot >w< desewved nobly. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. Your >_> enyigma? 
>_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. You ^.^ have >_< been :3 a >_> scouwge ^-^ to xDD hew enemies; you ^.^ have 
>_< been :3 a ;;w;; wod ^-^ to xDD hew >_< fwiends. You ^.^ have ^.^ nyot >_< indeed loved OwO the ^w^ common 
:33 peopwe. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. You shouwd >_< account me OwO the ^-^ mowe viwtuous, UwU that I ^.^ have 
^.^ nyot >_< been ^w^ common in my wuv. I wiww, ;;w;; siw, fwattew my sworn 
:33 bwothew, OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, ^-^ to x3 eawn :3 a ^w^ deawew x3 estimation >_> of them; 'tis :3 a 
^.^ condition uWu they >_< account gentle; ÚwÚ and >_< since OwO the OwO wisdom >_> of theiw 
UwU choice :3 is wathew ^-^ to ^.^ have my ÚwÚ hat than my xDD heawt, I uWu wiww ;;w;; pwactise 
OwO the insinuating nod ÚwÚ and >w< be x3 off ^-^ to them UwU most >_> countewfeitwy. :33 That 
;;w;; is, ;;w;; siw, I uWu wiww >w< countewfeit OwO the bewitchment >_> of >w< some popuwaw man 
ÚwÚ and ^w^ give ^.^ it bountiful ^-^ to OwO the :3 desiwews. :33 Thewefowe, uWu beseech you I 
^-^ may >w< be consuw. 
xDD FIFTH >_< CITIZEN. We >w< hope ^-^ to find you ^-^ ouw :3 fwiend; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe ^w^ give 
you ^-^ ouw OwO voices ^w^ heawtiwy. 
>_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. You ^.^ have >_< weceived many wounds uWu fow >_> youw countwy. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< seaw >_> youw knowledge with xDD showing ^.^ them. I 
uWu wiww ^-^ make >w< much >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; voices, ÚwÚ and OwO so twoubwe you nyo ÚwÚ fawthew. 
BOTH CITIZENS. The UwU gods ^w^ give you joy, ;;w;; siw, >w< heawtiwy! 
>_< Exeunt xDD citizens 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. uWu Most ^w^ sweet ^.^ voices! 
>_< Bettew ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to x3 die, better ^-^ to stawve, 
>w< Than crave OwO the ÚwÚ hiwe ;;w;; which ^.^ fiwst ^-^ we ^-^ do desewve. 
UwU Why in :3 this xDD wowvish toge shouwd I ^.^ stand here 
ÚwÚ To UwU beg >_> of uWu Hob ÚwÚ and :33 Dick UwU that ^-^ do :3 appeaw 
Their needless :3 vouches? ;;w;; Custom calls me to't. 
What UwU custom wills, in >w< aww >w< things shouwd ^-^ we UwU do't, 
The ^.^ dust uWu on >_> antique UwU time would lie :33 unswept, 
And uWu mountainyous error >w< be xDD too highly >w< heap'd 
>_< Fow >w< twuth ^-^ to OwO o'ewpeew. >_< Wathew than OwO foow ^.^ it so, 
>_> Wet OwO the UwU high >w< office ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu honyouw >w< go 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ onye UwU that would ^-^ do OwO thus. I x3 am half ^w^ thwough: 
The ^-^ onye part suffewed, OwO the uWu othew uWu wiww I do. 

;;w;; We-entew three xDD citizens ^-^ mowe 

;;w;; Hewe come uWu moe x3 voices. 
Your x3 voices. >_< Fow >_> youw OwO voices I ^.^ have xDD fought; 
Watch'd uWu fow >_> youw voices; uWu fow >_> youw OwO voices bear 
x3 Of wounds two ;;w;; dozen odd; ^.^ battwes ÚwÚ thwice OwO six 
I ^.^ have uWu seen ÚwÚ and heard >w< of; uWu fow >_> youw OwO voices ^.^ have 
Done many OwO things, >w< some ^.^ wess, >w< some more. Your uWu voices? 
;;w;; Indeed, I would >w< be consuw. 
;;w;; SIXTH >_< CITIZEN. ÚwÚ He >_> has x3 donye ÚwÚ nyobwy, ÚwÚ and cannyot >w< go ^-^ without ^-^ any >w< honyest 
ÚwÚ man's ÚwÚ voice. 
SEVENTH >_< CITIZEN. OwO Thewefowe let him >w< be consuw. The UwU gods ^w^ give him 
joy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make him good fwiend ^-^ to OwO the peopwe! 
ALL. ;;w;; Amen, ^.^ amen. :3 God :33 save ^.^ thee, x3 nyobwe consul! 
>_< Exeunt xDD citizens 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. Wowthy ^.^ voices! 

;;w;; We-entew ^w^ MENyENyIUS with xDD BWUTUS ÚwÚ and ^-^ SICINyIUS 

MENENIUS. You ^.^ have ÚwÚ stood >_> youw uWu wimitation, ÚwÚ and OwO the tribunes 
OwO Endue you with OwO the people's ÚwÚ voice. Wemains 
That, in th' >_< officiaw ^.^ mawks uWu invested, you 
Anon ^-^ do ^.^ meet OwO the Senate. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^-^ Is :3 this ;;w;; donye? 
^.^ SICINyIUS. The UwU custom >_> of xDD wequest you ^.^ have discharg'd. 
The ^w^ peopwe ^-^ do UwU admit you, ÚwÚ and awe x3 summon'd 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ meet ÚwÚ anyon, x3 upon >_> youw appwobation. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^-^ Whewe? ^.^ At OwO the Senate >_> House? 
^.^ SICINyIUS. Thewe, UwU Cowiowanyus. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. May I >_> change ^.^ these garments? 
^.^ SICINyIUS. You >w< may, sir. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. :33 That I'll straight uWu do, :3 and, ÚwÚ knyowing ^-^ mysewf uWu again, 
Repair ^-^ to th' Senate >_< House. 
MENENIUS. I'll ^-^ keep you :33 company. uWu Wiww you :33 awong? 
BWUTUS. We stay here uWu fow OwO the :33 peopwe. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. Fawe you :33 weww. 
>_< Exeunt COWIOWANyUS ÚwÚ and ^w^ MENyENyIUS 
ÚwÚ He >_> has ^.^ it UwU nyow; ÚwÚ and uWu by his looks >w< methinks 
^.^ 'Tis warm OwO at's ÚwÚ heawt. 
BWUTUS. x3 With :3 a >_> pwoud OwO heawt ^.^ he :33 wowe 
His humbwe xDD weeds. uWu Wiww you UwU dismiss OwO the :3 peopwe? 

;;w;; We-entew xDD citizens 

^.^ SICINyIUS. OwO How nyow, my :3 mastews! >_< Have you ^.^ chose :3 this man? 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. ÚwÚ He >_> has ^-^ ouw ;;w;; voices, sir. 
BWUTUS. We pray OwO the UwU gods ^.^ he ^-^ may deserve >_> youw ^w^ wuvs. 
x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. ;;w;; Amen, sir. ÚwÚ To my UwU poow unworthy ^.^ nyotice, 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ mock'd OwO us when ^.^ he begg'd ^-^ ouw x3 voices. 
uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. Certainly; 
ÚwÚ He ^-^ fwouted OwO us downright. 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. No, 'tis his >w< kind >_> of speech- ^.^ he >_> did ^.^ nyot xDD mock ÚwÚ us. 
x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. :3 Nyot ^-^ onye ÚwÚ amongst >w< us, :33 save OwO youwsewf, uWu but :33 says 
ÚwÚ He :33 us'd OwO us >_> scownfuwwy. ÚwÚ He shouwd ^.^ have show'd OwO us 
His ^.^ mawks >_> of merit, wounds receiv'd UwU fow's countwy. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. ÚwÚ Why, OwO so ^.^ he :33 did, I x3 am sure. 
ALL. No, no; nyo man ^-^ saw >_< 'em. 
uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. ÚwÚ He ^w^ said ^.^ he xDD had wounds ;;w;; which ^.^ he :33 couwd show in 
private, 
And with his hat, ;;w;; thus waving ^.^ it in ^w^ scown, 
OwO 'I would >w< be consul,' :33 says xDD he; 'aged UwU custom 
But uWu by >_> youw OwO voices uWu wiww ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< pewmit me; 
Your OwO voices therefore.' When ^-^ we gwanted UwU that, 
;;w;; Hewe ÚwÚ was OwO 'I :3 thank you uWu fow >_> youw x3 voices. ^w^ Thank you, 
Your UwU most ^w^ sweet x3 voices. Nyow you ^.^ have weft >_> youw ;;w;; voices, 
I ^.^ have nyo further with ^w^ you.' >_> Was ^.^ nyot :3 this UwU mockewy? 
^.^ SICINyIUS. UwU Why ;;w;; eithew ;;w;; wewe you ^w^ ignyowant ^-^ to >_< see't, 
Or, >_< seeing it, >_> of such ^w^ chiwdish fwiendwinyess 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ yiewd >_> youw uWu voices? 
BWUTUS. Could you ^.^ nyot ^.^ have told x3 him- 
UwU As you ;;w;; wewe lesson'd- when ^.^ he xDD had nyo power 
But ÚwÚ was :3 a :33 petty ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to OwO the state, 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was >_> youw enemy; >w< evew ^-^ spake x3 against 
Your ^w^ wibewties ÚwÚ and OwO the chawtews UwU that you bear 
uWu I' th' ÚwÚ body >_> of OwO the ;;w;; weaw; ÚwÚ and nyow, arriving 
OwO A place >_> of >_< potency ÚwÚ and ^.^ sway o' th' state, 
>w< If ^.^ he shouwd still ;;w;; mawignyantwy >_< wemain 
ÚwÚ Fast ÚwÚ foe ^-^ to th' ^.^ pwebeii, >_> youw OwO voices UwU might 
Be cuwses ^-^ to yourselves? You shouwd ^.^ have ^w^ said 
:33 That as his >w< wowthy deeds >_> did OwO cwaim nyo less 
>w< Than what ^.^ he ÚwÚ stood for, OwO so his >_< gwacious ^-^ nyatuwe 
Wouwd ÚwÚ think x3 upon you uWu fow >_> youw ;;w;; voices, ÚwÚ and 
>_> Twanswate his ;;w;; mawice towards you OwO into love, 
UwU Standing >_> youw fwiendwy :33 wowd. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ to ^.^ have said, 
UwU As you ;;w;; wewe >_> fowe-advis'd, xDD had ^w^ touch'd his spirit 
And ^.^ twied his >_< incwinyation; ^-^ fwom him UwU pwuck'd 
x3 Eithew his >_< gwacious ;;w;; pwomise, ;;w;; which you OwO might, 
UwU As cause xDD had xDD caww'd you uWu up, ^.^ have held him to; 
Ow ewse ^.^ it would ^.^ have ÚwÚ gaww'd his suwwy UwU nyatuwe, 
^w^ Which easiwy ^w^ enduwes ^.^ nyot xDD awticwe 
>w< Tying him ^-^ to ^.^ aught. UwU So, OwO putting him ^-^ to wage, 
You shouwd ^.^ have ta'en th' ^w^ advantage >_> of his choler 
And ^w^ pass'd him :33 unyewected. 
BWUTUS. OwO Did you pewceive 
ÚwÚ He >_> did ÚwÚ sowicit you in free >_> contempt 
When ^.^ he >_> did :3 nyeed >_> youw :33 wuvs; ÚwÚ and ^-^ do you ÚwÚ think 
:33 That his >_> contempt uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be >_< bwuising ^-^ to you 
When ^.^ he ;;w;; hath power ^-^ to cwush? ÚwÚ Why, xDD had >_> youw OwO bodies 
:3 Nyo OwO heawt UwU among you? Ow xDD had you ^.^ tongues ^-^ to x3 cwy 
uWu Against OwO the rectorship >_> of ^-^ judgment? 
^.^ SICINyIUS. >_< Have you 
Ewe :3 nyow ;;w;; denyied OwO the askew, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow uWu again, 
x3 Of him UwU that >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ ask uWu but UwU mock, bestow 
Your su'd-fow :33 tongues? 
uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. >w< He's ^.^ nyot confirm'd: ^-^ we ^-^ may deny him >_> yet. 
x3 SECOND CITIZENS. And uWu wiww deny him; 
I'll ^.^ have five ^-^ hundwed OwO voices >_> of UwU that :3 sound. 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. I ^w^ twice five ^-^ hundwed, ÚwÚ and theiw fwiends ^-^ to piece 
>_< 'em. 
BWUTUS. UwU Get you x3 hence instantwy, ÚwÚ and tell x3 those fwiends 
^.^ They ^.^ have ^.^ chose :3 a >_> consuw UwU that uWu wiww ^-^ fwom them UwU take 
Their liberties, ^-^ make them >_> of nyo ^-^ mowe >w< voice 
>w< Than UwU dogs, UwU that awe as >_< often beat uWu fow UwU bawking 
UwU As OwO thewefowe ^-^ kept ^-^ to ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. >_> Wet them >_< assembwe; 
And, uWu on :3 a OwO safew judgment, >w< aww ^w^ wevoke 
Your ^w^ ignyowant election. xDD Enfowce his uWu pwide 
And his ^.^ owd UwU hate x3 unto OwO you; ÚwÚ besides, ^-^ fowget ^.^ nyot 
x3 With what >_> contempt ^.^ he :33 wowe OwO the humbwe weed; 
OwO How in his suit ^.^ he scorn'd OwO you; uWu but >_> youw >_> wuvs, 
^.^ Thinking x3 upon his OwO sewvices, took ^-^ fwom you 
^-^ Th' appwehension >_> of his ÚwÚ pwesent >_> powtance, 
>w< Which, UwU most gibingly, x3 ungwavewy, ^.^ he >_> did ^.^ fashion 
:33 Aftew OwO the inveterate UwU hate ^.^ he uWu beaws you. 
BWUTUS. >w< Way 
OwO A fauwt uWu on >w< us, >_> youw xDD twibunyes, UwU that ^-^ we wabouw'd, 
:3 Nyo uWu impediment >_> between, uWu but UwU that you >w< must 
:3 Cast >_> youw >w< ewection uWu on >_> him. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. Say you ^.^ chose him 
Mowe aftew ^-^ ouw ^.^ commandment than as >_< guided 
By >_> youw >_> own OwO twue affections; ÚwÚ and UwU that >_> youw uWu minds, 
Pre-occupied with what you wathew >w< must ^-^ do 
>w< Than what you x3 shouwd, :3 made you x3 against OwO the gwain 
ÚwÚ To >w< voice him consuw. >w< Way OwO the fauwt uWu on ÚwÚ us. 
BWUTUS. >w< Ay, spawe OwO us not. Say ^-^ we ;;w;; wead >_> wectuwes ^-^ to you, 
OwO How >_> youngwy ^.^ he >_< began ^-^ to sewve his xDD countwy, 
OwO How wong ^-^ continyued; ÚwÚ and what >w< stock ^.^ he spwings ^-^ of- 
The x3 nyobwe house o' th' Mawcians; ^-^ fwom :3 whence came 
:33 That xDD Ancus OwO Mawcius, x3 Nyuma's :33 daughtew's UwU son, 
Who, aftew gweat Hostilius, here ÚwÚ was king; 
x3 Of OwO the >_> same house :33 Pubwius ÚwÚ and :33 Quintus OwO wewe, 
:33 That ^-^ ouw :33 best >w< watew ^w^ bwought uWu by :33 conduits uWu hithew; 
And x3 Censowinyus, ^w^ nyobwy ^w^ nyamed so, 
;;w;; Twice being uWu by OwO the ^w^ peopwe :3 chosen :3 censow, 
>_> Was his gweat ancestow. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. >_< Onye ;;w;; thus descended, 
:33 That ;;w;; hath >_> beside ;;w;; weww in his person wrought 
ÚwÚ To >w< be xDD set UwU high in place, ^-^ we >_> did ÚwÚ commend 
ÚwÚ To >_> youw remembrances; uWu but you ^.^ have OwO found, 
Scaling his ÚwÚ pwesent beawing with his ^.^ past, 
:33 That :33 he's >_> youw uWu fixed enemy, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wevoke 
Your ^w^ sudden appwobation. 
BWUTUS. Say you :33 nye'ew xDD had done't- 
uWu Hawp uWu on UwU that ^.^ stiww- uWu but uWu by ^-^ ouw OwO putting OwO on; 
And presently, when you ^.^ have :33 dwawn >_> youw ^w^ nyumbew, 
Repair ^-^ to th' xDD Capitow. 
CITIZENS. uWu wiww uWu wiww >w< so; ^w^ awmost >w< aww 
Repent in theiw election. >_< Exeunt >_< pwebeians 
BWUTUS. >_> Wet them >w< go OwO on; 
:3 This UwU mutiny ;;w;; wewe better >w< put in ;;w;; hazawd 
>w< Than ÚwÚ stay, ÚwÚ past UwU doubt, uWu fow ^-^ gweatew. 
^.^ If, as his ^-^ nyatuwe ;;w;; is, ^.^ he ^-^ faww in ;;w;; wage 
x3 With theiw refusal, uWu both observe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ answew 
The :3 vantage >_> of his ;;w;; angew. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. ÚwÚ To th' Capitow, come. 
We uWu wiww >w< be there before OwO the ^w^ stweam o' th' :33 peopwe; 
And :3 this uWu shaww seem, as pawtwy ^.^ 'tis, theiw own, 
^w^ Which ^-^ we ^.^ have xDD goaded ;;w;; onwawd. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
Rome. OwO A uWu stweet 

Cownyets. x3 Entew :3 COWIOWANyUS, MENyENyIUS, >w< aww OwO the OwO GENTWY, COMINIUS, 
>_> TITUS :3 WAWTIUS, ÚwÚ and uWu othew SENATORS 

uWu COWIOWANyUS. Tullus ^.^ Aufidius, then, xDD had :3 made OwO nyew >_< head? 
WAWTIUS. ÚwÚ He ^-^ had, my ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ and UwU that ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ;;w;; which caus'd 
Our OwO swiftew x3 composition. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^w^ So then OwO the >_< Vowsces ^.^ stand uWu but as at :33 fiwst, 
^-^ Weady, when UwU time uWu shaww :3 pwompt ;;w;; them, ^-^ to ^-^ make woad 
ÚwÚ Upon's again. 
COMINIUS. ^.^ They awe :33 wown, Wowd ^w^ Consuw, OwO so 
:33 That ^-^ we uWu shaww hardly in ^-^ ouw >_> ages UwU see 
Their bannyews :33 wave again. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. :33 Saw you ^.^ Aufidius? 
WAWTIUS. uWu On >w< safeguawd ^.^ he came ^-^ to uWu me, ÚwÚ and >_> did ^w^ cuwse 
uWu Against OwO the >_< Vowsces, uWu fow uWu they xDD had OwO so vilely 
Yiewded OwO the town. ÚwÚ He :3 is ;;w;; wetiw'd ^-^ to x3 Antium. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. Spoke ^.^ he >_> of x3 me? 
WAWTIUS. ÚwÚ He :33 did, my :33 wowd. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. :3 How? ^-^ What? 
WAWTIUS. OwO How >_< often ^.^ he xDD had met you, >_< swowd ^-^ to swowd; 
:33 That >_> of >w< aww >w< things x3 upon OwO the :3 eawth ^.^ he hated 
Your person most; UwU that ^.^ he would ^.^ pawn his :3 fowtunyes 
ÚwÚ To uWu hopewess >_< westitution, OwO so ^.^ he UwU might 
Be xDD caww'd >_> youw x3 vanquishew. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^.^ At xDD Antium ;;w;; wives x3 he? 
WAWTIUS. ^.^ At x3 Antium. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. I ^w^ wish I xDD had :3 a cause ^-^ to >w< seek him there, 
ÚwÚ To oppose his xDD hatwed UwU fuwwy. >w< Wewcome UwU home. 

x3 Entew ^-^ SICINyIUS ÚwÚ and xDD BWUTUS 

>_< Behowd, ^.^ these awe OwO the tribunes >_> of OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, 
The ^.^ tongues o' th' ^w^ common UwU mouth. I ^-^ do :3 despise ;;w;; them, 
>_< Fow uWu they ^-^ do >_> pwank them in authowity, 
uWu Against >w< aww x3 nyobwe uWu suffewance. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. OwO Pass nyo >_< fuwthew. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. Ha! What :3 is ÚwÚ that? 
BWUTUS. ^w^ It uWu wiww >w< be dangewous ^-^ to >w< go ^w^ on- nyo >_< fuwthew. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. What makes :3 this uWu change? 
MENENIUS. The matter? 
COMINIUS. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ he ^.^ nyot ^w^ pass'd OwO the x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ common? 
BWUTUS. Cominyius, nyo. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. >_< Have I xDD had ^-^ chiwdwen's uWu voices? 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. xDD Twibunyes, ^w^ give ÚwÚ way: ^.^ he uWu shaww ^-^ to th' mawket-pwace. 
BWUTUS. The ^w^ peopwe awe :3 incens'd x3 against >_> him. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. :3 Stop, 
Ow >w< aww uWu wiww ^-^ faww in >w< bwoiw. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. uWu Awe ^.^ these >_> youw herd? 
Must ^.^ these ^.^ have ;;w;; voices, UwU that can ÚwÚ yiewd them :3 nyow 
And straight discwaim theiw :33 tongues? What awe >_> youw uWu offices? 
You being theiw uWu mouths, x3 why UwU wuwe you ^.^ nyot theiw teeth? 
>_< Have you ^.^ nyot xDD set them :3 on? 
MENENIUS. Be ^-^ cawm, >w< be cawm. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a UwU puwpos'd :33 thing, ÚwÚ and grows uWu by pwot, 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; cuwb OwO the uWu wiww >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ nyobiwity; 
UwU Suffew't, ÚwÚ and live with such as cannyot UwU wuwe 
Nyow >w< evew uWu wiww >w< be x3 wuw'd. 
BWUTUS. ;;w;; Caww't ^.^ nyot :3 a x3 pwot. 
The ^w^ peopwe x3 cwy you ÚwÚ mock'd them; ÚwÚ and >_> of :3 wate, 
When >w< cown ÚwÚ was >w< given them gratis, you ^w^ wepin'd; 
^-^ Scandaw'd OwO the suppwiants uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, xDD caww'd them 
:3 Time-pweasews, flatterers, :33 foes ^-^ to ;;w;; nyobwenyess. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this ÚwÚ was OwO knyown >_> befowe. 
BWUTUS. :3 Nyot ^-^ to them all. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. >_< Have you x3 infowm'd them sithence? 
BWUTUS. :3 How? I infowm them! 
COMINIUS. You awe >_< wike ^-^ to ^-^ do such :33 businyess. 
BWUTUS. :3 Nyot OwO unwike 
>_> Each uWu way ^-^ to better ^w^ youws. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. UwU Why then shouwd I >w< be ^.^ consuw? By yond ÚwÚ cwouds, 
>_> Wet me deserve OwO so i-iww as you, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make me 
Your :3 fewwow x3 twibunye. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. You show xDD too >w< much >_> of UwU that 
>_< Fow ;;w;; which OwO the ^w^ peopwe stir; ^-^ if you uWu wiww xDD pass 
ÚwÚ To xDD whewe you awe UwU bound, you >w< must enquire >_> youw >_< way, 
^w^ Which you awe >_< out :33 of, with :3 a >_< gentwew ^.^ spiwit, 
Ow never >w< be OwO so x3 nyobwe as :3 a consuw, 
Nyow ^.^ yoke with him uWu fow x3 twibunye. 
MENENIUS. Let's >w< be cawm. 
COMINIUS. The ^w^ peopwe awe OwO abus'd; xDD set x3 on. :3 This x3 pawt'wing 
:33 Becomes ^.^ nyot Rome; :3 nyow >_> has Coriolanus 
:33 Desewved :3 this OwO so dishonour'd :3 wub, >_> waid falsely 
uWu I' th' ;;w;; pwain uWu way >_> of his mewit. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. >_> Teww me >_> of ^.^ cown! 
:3 This ÚwÚ was my speech, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww :33 speak't xDD again- 
MENENIUS. :3 Nyot nyow, ^.^ nyot OwO nyow. 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. :3 Nyot in :3 this ÚwÚ heat, ;;w;; siw, OwO nyow. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. Nyow, as I live, I uWu wiww. 
UwU My nobler fwiends, I crave theiw pawdons. 
>_< Fow OwO the >w< mutabwe, rank-scented ^-^ meiny, let them 
OwO Wegawd me as I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^.^ fwattew, ÚwÚ and 
ÚwÚ Thewein >w< behowd :3 themsewves. I uWu say uWu again, 
UwU In ;;w;; soothing them ^-^ we :33 nyouwish >w< 'gainst ^-^ ouw Senate 
The cockle >_> of webewwion, :3 insowence, sedition, 
^w^ Which ^-^ we uWu ouwsewves ^.^ have plough'd for, sow'd, ÚwÚ and scatter'd, 
By ;;w;; mingwing them with >w< us, OwO the UwU honyouw'd ^w^ nyumbew, 
OwO Who wack ^.^ nyot uWu viwtue, no, :3 nyow :33 powew, uWu but UwU that 
^w^ Which uWu they ^.^ have >w< given ^-^ to uWu beggaws. 
MENENIUS. Weww, nyo more. 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe x3 wowds, ^-^ we uWu beseech you. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. :3 How? nyo ;;w;; mowe! 
UwU As uWu fow my ;;w;; countwy I ^.^ have shed my blood, 
:3 Nyot feawing >_> outwawd force, OwO so uWu shaww my >_< wungs 
uWu Coin uWu wowds ÚwÚ tiww theiw UwU decay x3 against x3 those measwes 
^w^ Which ^-^ we >w< disdain shouwd uWu tettew >w< us, ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ sought 
The vewy uWu way ^-^ to catch ^.^ them. 
BWUTUS. You speak o' th' ^w^ peopwe 
UwU As ^-^ if you ;;w;; wewe :3 a god, ^-^ to :3 punyish; ^.^ nyot 
OwO A man >_> of theiw >_> infiwmity. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. 'Twewe ;;w;; weww 
We let OwO the ^w^ peopwe xDD knyow't. 
MENENIUS. >_> What, ;;w;; what? his ^-^ chowew? 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. x3 Chowew! 
Were I as uWu patient as OwO the xDD midnyight >w< sweep, 
By :33 Juv, 'twouwd >w< be my mind! 
^.^ SICINyIUS. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a :33 mind 
:33 That uWu shaww >_< wemain :3 a :3 poison xDD whewe ^.^ it ;;w;; is, 
:3 Nyot :3 poison ^-^ any >_< fuwthew. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. :33 Shaww wemain! 
>w< Heaw you :3 this Triton >_> of OwO the minnyows? >_< Mawk you 
His absowute 'shall'? 
COMINIUS. ÚwÚ 'Twas ^-^ fwom OwO the canon. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. 'Shaww'! 
:3 O good uWu but UwU most unwise :33 patwicians! ÚwÚ Why, 
You grave uWu but reckless senators, ^.^ have you ;;w;; thus 
x3 Given Hydwa here ^-^ to OwO choose OwO an ^w^ officew 
:33 That with his pewemptowy ;;w;; 'shaww,' being uWu but 
The ^w^ hown ÚwÚ and ^w^ nyoise o' th' monster's, ÚwÚ wants ^.^ nyot spirit 
ÚwÚ To uWu say :3 he'ww xDD tuwn >_> youw cuwwent in :3 a ditch, 
And ^-^ make >_> youw channel his? >w< If ^.^ he ^.^ have :33 powew, 
;;w;; Then >_< vaiw >_> youw ;;w;; ignyowance; ^-^ if x3 nyonye, :33 awake 
Your dangewous >_< wenyity. >w< If you awe ^.^ weawn'd, 
Be ^.^ nyot as ^w^ common foows; ^-^ if you awe ;;w;; nyot, 
>_> Wet them ^.^ have ^-^ cushions uWu by you. You awe ÚwÚ pwebeians, 
>w< If uWu they >w< be >_< senyatows; ÚwÚ and uWu they awe nyo ^.^ wess, 
^w^ When, uWu both >_> youw OwO voices bwended, OwO the >w< gweat'st ÚwÚ taste 
uWu Most UwU pawates ;;w;; theiws. ^.^ They OwO choose theiw magistwate; 
And such :3 a ^-^ onye as >_< he, ^-^ who ^-^ puts his ;;w;; 'shaww,' 
His popuwaw ;;w;; 'shaww,' x3 against :3 a uWu gwavew ^.^ bench 
>w< Than >w< evew uWu fwown'd in Gweece. By OwO Juv himself, 
^w^ It makes OwO the consuws :3 base; ÚwÚ and my ^w^ souw ;;w;; aches 
ÚwÚ To >w< knyow, when two >_< authowities awe uWu up, 
ÚwÚ Nyeithew uWu supweme, how >_> soon x3 confusion 
May ÚwÚ entew :33 'twixt OwO the >_> gap >_> of uWu both ÚwÚ and UwU take 
The ^-^ onye uWu by th' other. 
COMINIUS. Weww, uWu on ^-^ to th' mawket-pwace. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. x3 Whoevew >_> gave UwU that counsew ^-^ to ^w^ give :3 fowth 
The >w< cown o' th' xDD stowehouse gratis, as 'twas :33 us'd 
>_< Sometime in Greece- 
MENENIUS. Weww, well, nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of ;;w;; that. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^-^ Though there OwO the ^w^ peopwe xDD had ^-^ mowe absowute ^.^ pow'w- 
I uWu say uWu they uWu nyouwish'd :3 disobedience, ^-^ fed 
The ruin >_> of OwO the state. 
BWUTUS. UwU Why uWu shaww OwO the ^w^ peopwe ^w^ give 
>_< Onye UwU that ^-^ speaks ;;w;; thus theiw voice? 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. I'll ^w^ give my uWu weasons, 
Mowe worthier than theiw x3 voices. ^.^ They xDD knyow OwO the >w< cown 
>_> Was ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wecompense, >_> westing ;;w;; weww assur'd 
^.^ They :33 nye'ew >_> did service ÚwÚ fow't; being ^.^ pwess'd ^-^ to th' OwO waw 
>_< Even when OwO the >_> nyavew >_> of OwO the OwO state ÚwÚ was >w< touch'd, 
^.^ They would ^.^ nyot thwead OwO the xDD gates. :3 This >w< kind >_> of service 
OwO Did ^.^ nyot deserve >w< cown :3 gwatis. >_> Being >w< i' th' war, 
Their :33 mutinyies ÚwÚ and revolts, wherein uWu they show'd 
uWu Most valour, xDD spoke ^.^ nyot uWu fow ^.^ them. ^-^ Th' ;;w;; accusation 
^w^ Which uWu they ^.^ have >_< often :3 made x3 against OwO the >w< Senyate, 
^-^ Aww cause >w< unbown, :33 couwd never >w< be OwO the ÚwÚ nyative 
x3 Of ^-^ ouw OwO so :3 fwank donyation. Weww, what ^.^ then? 
OwO How uWu shaww :3 this uWu bosom :33 muwtipwied OwO digest 
The UwU Senyate's ÚwÚ couwtesy? >_> Wet deeds express 
What's >_< wike ^-^ to >w< be theiw xDD wowds: x3 'We >_> did xDD wequest xDD it; 
We awe OwO the gweatew ^.^ poww, ÚwÚ and in OwO twue ;;w;; feaw 
^.^ They >_> gave OwO us ^-^ ouw demands.' ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ we debase 
The ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ seats, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make OwO the rabble 
^-^ Caww ^-^ ouw >_> cawes feaws; ;;w;; which uWu wiww in UwU time 
:33 Bweak ;;w;; ope OwO the wocks o' th' Senate ÚwÚ and bwing in 
The cwows ^-^ to ^w^ peck OwO the ^w^ eagwes. 
MENENIUS. ^w^ Come, ^w^ enyough. 
BWUTUS. ^-^ Enyough, with xDD uvw measure. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. No, UwU take more. 
What ^-^ may >w< be sworn >_> by, uWu both >_< divinye ÚwÚ and ;;w;; human, 
>_> Seaw what I ^-^ end uWu withaw! :3 This double wowship, 
:3 Whewe ^-^ onye part OwO does >w< disdain with ^-^ cause, OwO the uWu othew 
>w< Insuwt ^-^ without >w< aww ^.^ weason; xDD whewe gentwy, titwe, ;;w;; wisdom, 
Cannyot conclude uWu but uWu by OwO the OwO yea ÚwÚ and nyo 
x3 Of ^w^ genyewaw xDD ignyowance- ^.^ it >w< must x3 omit 
OwO Weaw ^w^ nyecessities, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give uWu way OwO the >_< whiwe 
ÚwÚ To unstable slightness. :33 Puwpose OwO so baww'd, ^.^ it UwU fowwows 
Nyothing :3 is x3 donye ^-^ to uWu puwpose. :33 Thewefowe, uWu beseech :3 you- 
You UwU that uWu wiww >w< be less xDD feawfuw than UwU discweet; 
:33 That love OwO the >_> fundamentaw part >_> of OwO state 
Mowe than you x3 doubt OwO the >_> change >w< on't; UwU that :33 pwefew 
OwO A x3 nyobwe life before :3 a long, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wish 
ÚwÚ To jump :3 a ÚwÚ body with :3 a dangewous ÚwÚ physic 
^.^ That's ^w^ suwe >_> of death ^-^ without >_> it- at UwU once xDD pwuck >_< out 
The ÚwÚ muwtitudinyous UwU tongue; let them ^.^ nyot OwO wick 
The ^w^ sweet ;;w;; which :3 is theiw :33 poison. Your ^-^ dishonyouw 
^.^ Mangwes OwO twue judgment, ÚwÚ and bereaves OwO the OwO state 
x3 Of UwU that integwity ;;w;; which shouwd become't, 
:3 Nyot having OwO the power ^-^ to ^-^ do OwO the good ^.^ it ÚwÚ wouwd, 
>_< Fow th' i-iww ;;w;; which doth control't. 
BWUTUS. xDD Has ^w^ said ^w^ enyough. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. xDD Has spoken >_< wike :3 a >_> twaitow ÚwÚ and uWu shaww ÚwÚ answew 
UwU As ^-^ twaitows do. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. Thou >_< wwetch, UwU despite xDD o'ewwhewm thee! 
What shouwd OwO the ^w^ peopwe ^-^ do with ^.^ these uWu bawd xDD twibunyes, 
uWu On xDD whom depending, theiw :33 obedience x3 faiws 
ÚwÚ To OwO the gweatew xDD bench? UwU In :3 a webewwion, 
When ^w^ what's ^.^ nyot :33 meet, uWu but what >w< must ^.^ be, ÚwÚ was waw, 
;;w;; Then ;;w;; wewe uWu they ^w^ chosen; in :3 a better hour 
>_> Wet what :3 is ^.^ meet >w< be ^w^ said ^.^ it >w< must >w< be :33 meet, 
And thwow theiw power >w< i' th' OwO dust. 
BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Manyifest xDD tweason! 
^.^ SICINyIUS. :3 This :3 a ^.^ consuw? >_< Nyo. 
BWUTUS. The aediles, UwU ho! 

x3 Entew OwO an ^w^ AEDIWE 

>_> Wet him >w< be ^.^ appwehended. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. uWu Go caww OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, xDD [Exit ^-^ AEDIWE] in uWu whose name ^-^ mysewf 
Attach ÚwÚ thee as :3 a twaitowous innovator, 
OwO A ÚwÚ foe ^-^ to th' uWu pubwic :33 weaw. ÚwÚ Obey, I chawge ^.^ thee, 
And follow ^-^ to UwU thinye >w< answew. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. ÚwÚ Hence, ^.^ owd goat! 
PATWICIANS. >w< We'ww ;;w;; suwety >_> him. 
COMINIUS. OwO Ag'd ;;w;; siw, ^.^ hands UwU off. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. ÚwÚ Hence, rotten :3 thing! ^w^ ow I uWu shaww >_< shake >w< thy bones 
Out >_> of >w< thy :33 gawments. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. :3 Hewp, ye ;;w;; citizens! 

x3 Entew :3 a rabble >_> of ÚwÚ pwebeians, with OwO the xDD AEDIWES 

MENENIUS. uWu On uWu both ^-^ sides ^-^ mowe :33 wespect. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. Here's ^.^ he UwU that would UwU take ^-^ fwom you >w< aww >_> youw >_> powew. 
BWUTUS. Seize ^w^ him, aediles. 
PLEBEIANS. x3 Down with :3 him! ;;w;; down with :3 him! 
x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^w^ Weapons, x3 weapons, uWu weapons! 
^.^ [They >w< aww OwO bustwe about UwU COWIOWANyUS] 
ALL. :3 Twibunyes! :33 patwicians! ;;w;; citizens! >_> What, UwU ho! Sicinius! 
x3 Bwutus! Coriolanus! >w< Citizens! 
PATWICIANS. Peace, :3 peace, ^w^ peace; ÚwÚ stay, >_< howd, :3 peace! 
MENENIUS. What :3 is about ^-^ to x3 be? I x3 am >_< out >_> of >w< bweath; 
^w^ Confusion's nyeaw; I cannyot speak. You tribunes 
ÚwÚ To th' people- >w< Cowiowanyus, >_> patience! 
xDD Speak, good :33 Sicinyius. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. >w< Heaw uWu me, :33 peopwe; :3 peace! 
PLEBEIANS. Let's hear ^-^ ouw x3 twibunye. UwU Peace! xDD Speak, ÚwÚ speak, speak. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. You awe at point ^-^ to wose >_> youw x3 wibewties. 
uWu Mawcius would ^.^ have >w< aww ^-^ fwom OwO you; OwO Mawcius, 
x3 Whom ^.^ wate you ^.^ have ^w^ nyam'd uWu fow consuw. 
MENENIUS. :33 Fie, ^.^ fie, fie! 
:3 This :3 is OwO the uWu way ^-^ to kindle, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to quench. 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ÚwÚ To unbuild OwO the >_< city, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to uWu way >w< aww ^-^ fwat. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. What :3 is OwO the :33 city uWu but OwO the :3 peopwe? 
PLEBEIANS. ÚwÚ Twue, 
The ^w^ peopwe awe OwO the :33 city. 
BWUTUS. By OwO the consent >_> of >w< aww ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe :3 estabwish'd 
The people's magistrates. 
PLEBEIANS. You OwO so :33 wemain. 
MENENIUS. And OwO so awe >_< wike ^-^ to do. 
COMINIUS. :33 That :3 is OwO the uWu way ^-^ to uWu way OwO the :33 city flat, 
ÚwÚ To bwing OwO the >_< woof ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ foundation, 
And :33 buwy >w< aww ;;w;; which ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ distinctwy ;;w;; wanges 
UwU In ÚwÚ heaps ÚwÚ and piwes >_> of wuin. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. :3 This ^-^ desewves :33 death. 
BWUTUS. Ow let OwO us ^.^ stand ^-^ to ^-^ ouw authowity 
Ow let OwO us wose it. We ^-^ do here UwU pwonyounce, 
:3 Upon OwO the part o' th' ;;w;; peopwe, in uWu whose power 
We ;;w;; wewe >w< ewected theiws: uWu Mawcius :3 is >w< wowthy 
x3 Of ÚwÚ pwesent :33 death. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. OwO Thewefowe uWu way howd >_> of him; 
Beaw him ^-^ to th' ^-^ wock Tarpeian, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom ^.^ thence 
x3 Into destwuction UwU cast >_> him. 
BWUTUS. AEdiwes, ÚwÚ seize >_> him. 
PLEBEIANS. Yield, OwO Mawcius, yield. 
MENENIUS. >w< Heaw me ^-^ onye ^w^ wowd; uWu beseech you, xDD Twibunyes, 
>w< Heaw me uWu but :3 a :33 wowd. 
AEDILES. Peace, :3 peace! 
MENENIUS. Be UwU that you seem, ^.^ twuwy >_> youw ^-^ countwy's OwO fwiend, 
And temp'rately :33 pwoceed ^-^ to what you would 
ÚwÚ Thus viowentwy redress. 
BWUTUS. >_> Siw, x3 those x3 cowd :33 ways, 
:33 That ÚwÚ seem >_< wike prudent >_< hewps, awe vewy poisonyous 
:3 Whewe OwO the ^-^ disease :3 is viowent. >w< Way ^.^ hands x3 upon him 
And bear him ^-^ to OwO the wock. 
[CORIOLANUS dwaws his ^w^ swowd] 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. :3 Nyo: I'll die here. 
There's >w< some UwU among you ^.^ have x3 behewd me fighting; 
^w^ Come, twy x3 upon youwsewves what you ^.^ have uWu seen >_> me. 
MENENIUS. x3 Down with UwU that :3 swowd! xDD Twibunyes, withdraw >_> awhiwe. 
BWUTUS. >w< Way ^.^ hands x3 upon >_> him. 
MENENIUS. Hewp OwO Mawcius, help, 
You UwU that >w< be nyobwe; ^w^ hewp ^w^ him, x3 young ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd. 
PLEBEIANS. x3 Down with ^w^ him, ;;w;; down with :3 him! 
[In :3 this UwU mutiny OwO the :3 TWIBUNyES, OwO the :3 AEDIWES, 
ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ peopwe awe beat >w< in] 
MENENIUS. Go, >_< get you ^-^ to >_> youw >_< house; >w< be gone, >_> away. 
^-^ Aww uWu wiww >w< be UwU nyought >w< ewse. 
x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. UwU Get you gone. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. Stand uWu fast; 
We ^.^ have as many fwiends as enyemies. 
MENENIUS. :33 Shaww ^.^ it >w< be >w< put ^-^ to ÚwÚ that? 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. The UwU gods forbid! 
I ;;w;; pwithee, x3 nyobwe OwO fwiend, UwU home ^-^ to >w< thy >_< house; 
Weave OwO us ^-^ to cure :3 this ^.^ cause. 
MENENIUS. >_< Fow 'tis :3 a >_> sowe x3 upon OwO us 
You cannyot tent yourself; >w< be gone, uWu beseech you. 
COMINIUS. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ awong with ÚwÚ us. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. I would uWu they ;;w;; wewe x3 bawbawians, as uWu they awe, 
^-^ Though in >_> Wome >_> wittew'd; ^.^ nyot uWu Womans, as uWu they awe ;;w;; nyot, 
^-^ Though uWu cawved >w< i' th' OwO powch o' th' xDD Capitow. 
MENENIUS. Be gone. 
x3 Put ^.^ nyot >_> youw >w< wowthy ;;w;; wage OwO into >_> youw UwU tongue; 
>_< Onye UwU time uWu wiww owe >_> anyothew. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. uWu On fair gwound 
I :33 couwd beat forty >_> of ^.^ them. 
MENENIUS. I :33 couwd ^-^ mysewf 
;;w;; Take OwO up :3 a >w< bwace o' th' :33 best >_> of them; ^-^ yea, OwO the two twibunyes. 
COMINIUS. But :3 nyow 'tis >_> odds uWu beyond awithmetic, 
And :3 manhood :3 is xDD caww'd foolery when ^.^ it ^-^ stands 
uWu Against :3 a fawwing ^w^ fabwic. uWu Wiww you hence, 
Before OwO the tag >w< wetuwn? uWu whose ;;w;; wage doth rend 
;;w;; Wike interrupted waters, ÚwÚ and o'erbear 
What uWu they awe :33 us'd ^-^ to OwO beaw. 
MENENIUS. ;;w;; Pway you >w< be gone. 
I'll twy whethew my ^.^ owd ÚwÚ wit >w< be in xDD wequest 
x3 With x3 those UwU that ^.^ have uWu but >w< wittwe; :3 this >w< must >w< be :33 patch'd 
x3 With :33 cwoth >_> of ^-^ any cowouw. 
COMINIUS. ;;w;; Nyay, come >_> away. 
>_< Exeunt COWIOWANyUS ÚwÚ and COMINIUS, with ÚwÚ othews 
PATWICIANS. :3 This man >_> has >_> maww'd his xDD fowtunye. 
MENENIUS. His ^-^ nyatuwe :3 is xDD too x3 nyobwe uWu fow OwO the ^.^ wowwd: 
ÚwÚ He would ^.^ nyot fwattew Neptune uWu fow his OwO twident, 
Ow OwO Juv UwU fow's power ^-^ to ^w^ thundew. His ^w^ heawt's his ^-^ mouth; 
What his uWu bweast >w< fowges, UwU that his :33 tongue >w< must >w< vent; 
And, being :33 angwy, OwO does ^-^ fowget UwU that >w< evew 
ÚwÚ He heard OwO the name >_> of :33 death. ;;w;; [A ^w^ nyoise ^w^ within] 
Here's ÚwÚ goodwy ;;w;; wowk! 
PATWICIANS. I would uWu they ;;w;; wewe :33 a-bed. 
MENENIUS. I would uWu they ;;w;; wewe in xDD Tibew. 
What OwO the :33 vengeance, :33 couwd ^.^ he ^.^ nyot speak >w< 'em faiw? 

;;w;; We-entew xDD BWUTUS ÚwÚ and SICINyIUS, OwO the rabble UwU again 

^.^ SICINyIUS. :3 Whewe :3 is :3 this UwU vipew 
:33 That would depopuwate OwO the :33 city ÚwÚ and 
Be every man >w< himsewf? 
MENENIUS. You >w< wowthy x3 Twibunyes- 
^.^ SICINyIUS. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ thwown ;;w;; down OwO the Tawpeian ^-^ wock 
x3 With UwU wigowous OwO hands; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^-^ wesisted waw, 
And OwO thewefowe OwO waw uWu shaww :33 scown him further UwU twiaw 
>w< Than OwO the sevewity >_> of OwO the uWu pubwic :33 powew, 
^w^ Which ^.^ he OwO so ^w^ sets at nyought. 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ;;w;; weww xDD knyow 
The x3 nyobwe tribunes awe OwO the people's uWu mouths, 
And ^-^ we theiw hands. 
PLEBEIANS. ÚwÚ He ^-^ shaww, ^w^ suwe on't. 
MENENIUS. >_> Siw, sir- 
^.^ SICINyIUS. UwU Peace! 
MENENIUS. Do ^.^ nyot x3 cwy ^.^ havoc, xDD whewe you shouwd uWu but uWu hunt 
x3 With modest wawwant. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. >_> Siw, how x3 comes't UwU that you 
>_< Have howp ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 this xDD wescue? 
MENENIUS. >w< Heaw me speak. 
UwU As I ^-^ do xDD knyow OwO the ;;w;; consuw's >w< wowthinyess, 
^w^ So can I name his ^w^ fauwts. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. OwO Consuw! What ^.^ consuw? 
MENENIUS. The >_> consuw UwU Cowiowanyus. 
BWUTUS. ÚwÚ He consul! 
PLEBEIANS. No, no, no, no, nyo. 
MENENIUS. ^.^ If, uWu by OwO the :33 twibunyes' leave, ÚwÚ and xDD youws, good ;;w;; peopwe, 
I ^-^ may >w< be heard, I would crave :3 a >_> wowd ^w^ ow >_> two; 
The ;;w;; which uWu shaww xDD tuwn you ^-^ to nyo further harm 
>w< Than OwO so >w< much woss >_> of xDD time. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. ^w^ Speak :3 bwiefwy, then, 
>_< Fow ^-^ we awe pewemptowy ^-^ to uWu dispatch 
:3 This OwO vipewous traitor; ^-^ to eject him x3 hence 
Were uWu but ^-^ onye danger, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^-^ keep him here 
Our ÚwÚ cewtain ^w^ death; OwO thewefowe ^.^ it :3 is decreed 
ÚwÚ He >_> dies to-nyight. 
MENENIUS. Nyow OwO the good UwU gods fowbid 
:33 That ^-^ ouw renowned Wome, uWu whose gratitude 
Towawds xDD hew >w< desewved chiwdwen :3 is enroll'd 
UwU In ÚwÚ Juv's >_> own book, >_< wike OwO an uWu unnyatuwaw dam 
;;w;; Shouwd :3 nyow xDD eat OwO up xDD hew own! 
^.^ SICINyIUS. >w< He's :3 a ^-^ disease UwU that >w< must >w< be ÚwÚ cut >_> away. 
MENENIUS. :33 O, :33 he's :3 a ^-^ wimb UwU that >_> has uWu but :3 a disease- 
:33 Mowtaw, ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut ^.^ it ^w^ off: ^-^ to cure it, >w< easy. 
What >_> has ^.^ he x3 donye ^-^ to >_> Wome that's >w< wowthy UwU death? 
xDD Kiwwing ^-^ ouw ;;w;; enyemies, OwO the UwU bwood ^.^ he ;;w;; hath lost- 
^w^ Which I dare vouch :3 is ^-^ mowe than UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath 
By many OwO an ounce- ^.^ he dwopt ^.^ it uWu fow his country; 
And what :3 is left, ^-^ to wose ^.^ it uWu by his ;;w;; countwy 
Were ^-^ to OwO us >w< aww UwU that do't ÚwÚ and suffer ^.^ it 
OwO A :3 bwand ^-^ to th' ^-^ end o' th' world. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. :3 This :3 is cwean ^.^ kam. 
BWUTUS. >_< Mewewy awry. When ^.^ he >_> did love his xDD countwy, 
^w^ It UwU honyouw'd >_> him. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. The service >_> of OwO the ^.^ foot, 
>_> Being UwU once ^.^ gangwen'd, :3 is ^.^ nyot then respected 
>_< Fow what before ^.^ it ÚwÚ was. 
BWUTUS. >w< We'ww hear nyo more. 
UwU Puwsue him ^-^ to his house ÚwÚ and xDD pwuck him >_< thence, 
Lest his infection, being >_> of ^.^ catching UwU nyatuwe, 
Spread >_< fuwthew. 
MENENIUS. >_< Onye >_> wowd :3 mowe, ^-^ onye >_> wowd 
:3 This tiger-footed wage, when ^.^ it uWu shaww find 
The harm >_> of unscann'd uWu swiftnyess, wiww, xDD too :3 wate, 
;;w;; Tie :33 weaden >w< pounds uWu to's heels. x3 Pwoceed uWu by UwU pwocess, 
Lest uWu pawties- as ^.^ he :3 is uWu bewov'd- >_< bweak out, 
And sack gweat >_> Wome with Romans. 
BWUTUS. >w< If ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; so- 
^.^ SICINyIUS. What ^-^ do ye tawk? 
>_< Have ^-^ we ^.^ nyot xDD had :3 a ÚwÚ taste >_> of his obedience- 
Our ^.^ aediwes ÚwÚ smote, uWu ouwsewves wesisted? :33 Come! 
MENENIUS. Consider :33 this: ^.^ he >_> has >_< been bwed >w< i' th' wars 
x3 Since UwU 'a :33 couwd dwaw :3 a ;;w;; swowd, ÚwÚ and :3 is i-iww school'd 
UwU In bolted wanguage; >_< meaw ÚwÚ and bwan >_> togethew 
ÚwÚ He throws ^-^ without distinction. >w< Give me leave, 
I'll >w< go ^-^ to him ÚwÚ and >_< undewtake ^-^ to bwing him 
:3 Whewe ^.^ he uWu shaww ÚwÚ answew uWu by :3 a lawful >_> fowm, 
UwU In :3 peace, ^-^ to his xDD utmost ^-^ pewiw. 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. x3 Nyobwe xDD Twibunyes, 
^w^ It :3 is OwO the humanye OwO way; OwO the uWu othew ^-^ couwse 
uWu Wiww ^w^ pwuv xDD too bwoody, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ end >_> of ^.^ it 
Unknyown ^-^ to OwO the :33 beginnying. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. x3 Nyobwe xDD Menyenyius, 
Be you then as OwO the people's uWu officew. 
>w< Mastews, uWu way ;;w;; down >_> youw weapons. 
BWUTUS. uWu Go ^.^ nyot UwU home. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. UwU Meet uWu on OwO the mawket-pwace. >w< We'ww ^.^ attend you :3 thewe; 
Whewe, ^-^ if you bwing ^.^ nyot OwO Mawcius, ^w^ we'ww :33 pwoceed 
UwU In ^-^ ouw ^.^ fiwst way. 
MENENIUS. I'll bwing him ^-^ to you. 
uWu [To OwO the SENATORS] >_> Wet me desiwe >_> youw xDD company; ^.^ he >w< must xDD come, 
Ow what :3 is wowst uWu wiww OwO fowwow. 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ;;w;; Pway you wet's ^-^ to >_> him. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
Rome. The house >_> of COWIOWANyUS 

x3 Entew COWIOWANyUS with NOBLES 

uWu COWIOWANyUS. >_> Wet them >_< puww >w< aww about >_< minye eaws, ÚwÚ pwesent me 
^.^ Death uWu on OwO the ^w^ wheew ^w^ ow at wiwd howses' heels; 
Ow OwO piwe >w< ten :3 hiwws uWu on OwO the Tawpeian rock, 
:33 That OwO the pwecipitation UwU might ;;w;; down ;;w;; stwetch 
uWu Bewow OwO the beam >_> of :33 sight; ÚwÚ yet uWu wiww I still 
Be ;;w;; thus ^-^ to ^.^ them. 
OwO FIWST OwO PATWICIAN. You ^-^ do OwO the nobler. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. I ^w^ muse my mothew 
uWu Does ^.^ nyot appwuv me :3 fuwthew, ^-^ who ÚwÚ was UwU wont 
ÚwÚ To caww them woowwen ÚwÚ vassaws, >w< things created 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ buy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; seww with groats; ^-^ to show x3 bawe :3 heads 
UwU In congregations, ^-^ to uWu yawn, >w< be stiww, ÚwÚ and >_< wondew, 
When ^-^ onye uWu but >_> of my owdinyance ÚwÚ stood OwO up 
ÚwÚ To speak >_> of xDD peace ^w^ ow waw. 

x3 Entew VOWUMNyIA 

I talk >_> of >w< you: 
UwU Why >_> did you ^w^ wish me ÚwÚ miwdew? Wouwd you ^.^ have me 
UwU Fawse ^-^ to my xDD nyatuwe? >_< Wathew uWu say I xDD pway 
The man I ÚwÚ am. 
VOLUMNIA. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; siw, 
I would ^.^ have xDD had you >w< put >_> youw power ;;w;; weww uWu on 
Before you xDD had OwO wown ^.^ it >_< out. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. >_> Wet ^.^ go. 
VOLUMNIA. You UwU might ^.^ have >_< been enough OwO the man you awe 
x3 With x3 stwiving less ^-^ to >w< be >w< so; ^.^ wessew xDD had >_< been 
The OwO thwawtings >_> of >_> youw OwO dispositions, ^-^ if 
You xDD had ^.^ nyot show'd them how ye ;;w;; wewe ^.^ dispos'd, 
Ewe uWu they >_< wack'd power ^-^ to cross you. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. >_> Wet them x3 hang. 
VOLUMNIA. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and >_< buwn ^w^ too. 

x3 Entew ^w^ MENyENyIUS with OwO the SENATORS 

MENENIUS. ^w^ Come, xDD come, you ^.^ have >_< been xDD too :3 wough, xDD something xDD too rough; 
You >w< must xDD wetuwn ÚwÚ and OwO mend it. 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. There's nyo wemedy, 
Unwess, uWu by ^.^ nyot OwO so ÚwÚ doing, ^-^ ouw good :33 city 
^.^ Cweave in OwO the midst ÚwÚ and UwU pewish. 
VOLUMNIA. ;;w;; Pway >w< be ÚwÚ counseww'd; 
I ^.^ have :3 a OwO heawt as wittwe :3 apt as xDD youws, 
But ÚwÚ yet :3 a bwain UwU that weads my ;;w;; use >_> of :3 angew 
ÚwÚ To better vantage. 
MENENIUS. ^.^ Weww said, x3 nyobwe woman! 
Before ^.^ he shouwd ;;w;; thus uWu stoop ^-^ to th' >_> hewd, uWu but UwU that 
The viowent x3 fit o' th' UwU time x3 cwaves ^.^ it as ÚwÚ physic 
>_< Fow OwO the xDD whowe state, I would >w< put >_< minye xDD awmouw OwO on, 
^w^ Which I can ^-^ scawcewy OwO beaw. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. What >w< must I x3 do? 
MENENIUS. Wetuwn ^-^ to th' twibunyes. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. Weww, what then, what ^.^ then? 
MENENIUS. Repent what you ^.^ have spoke. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. >_< Fow them! I cannyot ^-^ do ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the gods; 
Must I then do't ^-^ to >w< them? 
VOLUMNIA. You awe xDD too >w< absowute; 
^-^ Though :3 thewein you can never >w< be xDD too x3 nyobwe 
But when >_< extwemities speak. I ^.^ have heard you uWu say 
^-^ Honyouw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ powicy, >_< wike unsevew'd fwiends, 
uWu I' th' OwO waw ^-^ do gwow >_< togethew; gwant UwU that, ÚwÚ and tell me 
UwU In xDD peace what OwO each >_> of them uWu by th' uWu othew wose 
:33 That uWu they ^.^ combinye ^.^ nyot ^.^ thewe. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. ÚwÚ Tush, uWu tush! 
MENENIUS. OwO A good :3 demand. 
VOLUMNIA. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be uWu honyouw in >_> youw wars ^-^ to ÚwÚ seem 
The >_> same you awe ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; which uWu fow >_> youw :33 best ends 
You ^.^ adopt >_> youw ÚwÚ powicy, how :3 is ^.^ it less ^w^ ow >_< wowse 
:33 That ^.^ it uWu shaww howd companyionship in xDD peace 
x3 With uWu honyouw as in waw; >_< since UwU that ^-^ to uWu both 
^w^ It ^-^ stands in >_< wike request? 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. UwU Why x3 fowce you uWu this? 
VOLUMNIA. xDD Because UwU that :3 nyow ^.^ it :3 wies you uWu on ^-^ to speak 
ÚwÚ To th' ;;w;; peopwe, ^.^ nyot uWu by >_> youw >_> own instruction, 
Nyow uWu by th' matter ;;w;; which >_> youw OwO heawt >_> pwompts you, 
But with such uWu wowds UwU that awe uWu but ^w^ woted in 
Your tongue, >w< though uWu but bastawds ÚwÚ and >w< sywwabwes 
x3 Of nyo allowance ^-^ to >_> youw ÚwÚ bosom's :33 twuth. 
Nyow, :3 this nyo ^-^ mowe :3 dishonyouws you at >w< aww 
>w< Than ^-^ to UwU take in :3 a ^-^ town with gentwe x3 wowds, 
^w^ Which ewse would >w< put you ^-^ to >_> youw >_> fowtunye ÚwÚ and 
The ;;w;; hazawd >_> of >w< much bwood. 
I would dissembwe with my ^-^ nyatuwe xDD whewe 
UwU My :3 fowtunyes ÚwÚ and my fwiends at >_> stake requir'd 
I shouwd ^-^ do OwO so in honyouw. I x3 am in :3 this 
Your xDD wife, >_> youw UwU son, ^.^ these senators, OwO the OwO nyobwes; 
And you uWu wiww wathew show ^-^ ouw ^w^ genyewaw ^-^ wouts 
OwO How you can ^.^ fwown, than uWu spend :3 a ^w^ fawn x3 upon >w< 'em 
>_< Fow OwO the inheritance >_> of theiw loves ÚwÚ and >w< safeguawd 
x3 Of what UwU that UwU want UwU might wuin. 
MENENIUS. x3 Nyobwe ^-^ wady! 
^w^ Come, >w< go with >w< us, speak ^-^ faiw; you ^-^ may salve so, 
:3 Nyot what :3 is dangewous >w< pwesent, uWu but OwO the ;;w;; wos 
x3 Of what :3 is ^.^ past. 
VOLUMNIA. I ÚwÚ pwithee nyow, UwU My UwU son, 
uWu Go ^-^ to them with :3 this bonnyet in >w< thy >w< hand; 
And ;;w;; thus :3 faw having stwetch'd >_> it- here >w< be with ^w^ them- 
x3 Thy knee ^.^ bussing OwO the stones- uWu fow in such ^w^ businyes 
UwU Action :3 is ;;w;; ewoquence, ÚwÚ and OwO the eyes >_> of th' ^w^ ignyowant 
Mowe ^w^ weawnyed than OwO the >w< eaws- waving >w< thy uWu head, 
^w^ Which >_< often ;;w;; thus uWu cowwecting uWu thy-stout xDD heawt, 
Nyow humbwe as OwO the ripest ^-^ muwbewwy 
:33 That uWu wiww ^.^ nyot howd OwO the handling. Ow uWu say ^-^ to them 
Thou art theiw sowdiew :3 and, being bwed in :3 bwoiws, 
xDD Hast ^.^ nyot OwO the ^.^ soft uWu way which, :3 thou OwO dost uWu confess, 
Were x3 fit uWu fow ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to use, as uWu they ^-^ to xDD cwaim, 
UwU In ^.^ asking theiw good :33 wuvs; uWu but :3 thou xDD wiwt fwame 
:3 Thysewf, :33 fowsooth, heweaftew theirs, OwO so :3 faw 
UwU As :3 thou x3 hast power ÚwÚ and ^.^ pewson. 
MENENIUS. :3 This uWu but x3 donye 
>_< Even as ^.^ she ^.^ speaks, >_> why, theiw hearts ;;w;; wewe yours; 
>_< Fow uWu they ^.^ have pardons, being >w< ask'd, as free 
UwU As uWu wowds ^-^ to wittwe uWu puwpose. 
VOLUMNIA. ÚwÚ Pwithee nyow, 
Go, ÚwÚ and >w< be :33 wuw'd; although I xDD knyow :3 thou xDD hadst wathew 
Follow UwU thinye enemy in :3 a :33 fiewy >w< guwf 
>w< Than fwattew him in :3 a bower. 

x3 Entew >_> COMINyIUS 

;;w;; Hewe :3 is ÚwÚ Cominyius. 
COMINIUS. I ^.^ have >_< been >w< i' th' mawket-pwace; :3 and, ;;w;; siw, 'tis x3 fit 
You ^-^ make >w< stwong xDD pawty, ^w^ ow ^w^ defend yourself 
By xDD cawmnyess ^w^ ow uWu by >w< absence; all's in ;;w;; angew. 
MENENIUS. >_> Onwy fair xDD speech. 
COMINIUS. I ÚwÚ think 'twill serve, ^-^ if ^.^ he 
^w^ Can theweto fwame his spirit. 
VOLUMNIA. ÚwÚ He >w< must ÚwÚ and uWu wiww. 
ÚwÚ Pwithee nyow, uWu say you wiww, ÚwÚ and >w< go about it. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. Must I >w< go show them my unbarb'd uWu sconce? Must I 
x3 With my base :33 tongue ^w^ give ^-^ to my x3 nyobwe OwO heawt 
OwO A lie UwU that ^.^ it >w< must bear? Weww, I uWu wiww ^-^ do't; 
xDD Yet, ;;w;; wewe there uWu but :3 this >w< singwe plot ^-^ to :3 wose, 
:3 This >_> mouwd >_> of OwO Mawcius, uWu they ^-^ to ^.^ dust shouwd ^.^ gwind it, 
And thwow't x3 against OwO the wind. ÚwÚ To th' :33 mawket-pwace! 
You ^.^ have >w< put me :3 nyow ^-^ to such :3 a part ;;w;; which never 
I uWu shaww >w< dischawge ^-^ to th' wife. 
COMINIUS. ^w^ Come, xDD come, ^w^ we'ww :3 pwompt you. 
VOLUMNIA. I ÚwÚ pwithee nyow, ^w^ sweet UwU son, as :3 thou x3 hast ^w^ said 
UwU My ^.^ pwaises :3 made ÚwÚ thee ^.^ fiwst :3 a ^-^ sowdiew, so, 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have my UwU pwaise uWu fow this, OwO pewfowm :3 a part 
Thou x3 hast ^.^ nyot x3 donye >_> befowe. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. Weww, I >w< must :3 do't. 
Away, my >_> disposition, ÚwÚ and ^.^ possess me 
uWu Some harlot's spirit! UwU My ^w^ thwoat >_> of OwO waw >w< be >_< tuwn'd, 
^w^ Which >w< quiew'd with my ^.^ dwum, OwO into :3 a pipe 
^w^ Smaww as OwO an OwO eunyuch ^w^ ow OwO the ;;w;; viwgin >w< voice 
:33 That ;;w;; babies wuwws asweep! The >_> smiwes >_> of knyaves 
uWu Tent in my :33 cheeks, ÚwÚ and schoowboys' ;;w;; teaws UwU take OwO up 
The uWu gwasses >_> of my uWu sight! OwO A beggar's :33 tongue 
UwU Make motion OwO thwough my wips, ÚwÚ and my UwU awm'd knees, 
OwO Who bow'd uWu but in my >_< stiwwup, ^-^ bend >_< wike his 
:33 That ;;w;; hath receiv'd OwO an awms! I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot UwU do't, 
Lest I surcease ^-^ to uWu honyouw >_< minye >_> own truth, 
And uWu by my body's >w< action teach my :33 mind 
OwO A UwU most ^.^ inhewent :3 basenyess. 
VOLUMNIA. ^.^ At >w< thy choice, xDD then. 
ÚwÚ To UwU beg >_> of ^.^ thee, ^.^ it :3 is my ^-^ mowe ^-^ dishonyouw 
>w< Than :3 thou >_> of ^.^ them. Come >w< aww ^-^ to wuin. >_> Wet 
x3 Thy mothew wathew ;;w;; feew >w< thy uWu pwide than ;;w;; feaw 
x3 Thy dangewous ^.^ stoutnyess; uWu fow I xDD mock at death 
x3 With as xDD big OwO heawt as >w< thou. Do as :3 thou wist. 
x3 Thy OwO vawiantnyess ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ minye, :3 thou :3 suck'dst ^.^ it ^-^ fwom me; 
But owe >w< thy uWu pwide thysewf. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. ;;w;; Pway >w< be ÚwÚ content. 
ÚwÚ Mothew, I x3 am ^-^ going ^-^ to OwO the mawket-pwace; 
>_< Chide me nyo more. I'll mountebank theiw >_> wuvs, 
>_> Cog theiw hearts ^-^ fwom ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and come UwU home bewov'd 
x3 Of >w< aww OwO the twades in Rome. Look, I x3 am ^w^ going. 
ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to my wife. I'll xDD wetuwn consuw, 
Ow never xDD twust ^-^ to what my :33 tongue can ^-^ do 
uWu I' th' uWu way >_> of flattery >_< fuwthew. 
VOLUMNIA. Do >_> youw uWu wiww. Exit 
COMINIUS. xDD Away! The tribunes ^-^ do ^.^ attend you. x3 Awm yourself 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew :33 miwdwy; uWu fow uWu they awe :33 pwepaw'd 
x3 With x3 accusations, as I OwO heaw, ^-^ mowe >w< stwong 
>w< Than awe x3 upon you >_> yet. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. The >_> wowd :3 is ^.^ 'miwdwy.' ;;w;; Pway you let OwO us ^.^ go. 
>_> Wet them :3 accuse me uWu by x3 invention; I 
uWu Wiww ÚwÚ answew in >_< minye honyouw. 
MENENIUS. >w< Ay, uWu but xDD miwdwy. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. Weww, mildly >w< be ^.^ it x3 then- xDD miwdwy. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
Rome. The Forum 

x3 Entew ^-^ SICINyIUS ÚwÚ and xDD BWUTUS 

BWUTUS. UwU In :3 this point chawge him home, UwU that ^.^ he ^w^ affects 
Tyrannical >_> powew. >w< If ^.^ he ^-^ evade OwO us there, 
xDD Enfowce him with his >_< envy ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, 
And UwU that OwO the ÚwÚ spoiw ^w^ got uWu on OwO the Antiates 
>_> Was :33 nye'ew distwibuted. 

x3 Entew OwO an ^w^ AEDIWE 

>_> What, uWu wiww ^.^ he ^.^ come? 
uWu AEDIWE. >w< He's >w< coming. 
BWUTUS. OwO How >w< accompanyied? 
uWu AEDIWE. x3 With ^.^ owd xDD Menyenyius, ÚwÚ and x3 those xDD senyatows 
:33 That :33 awways >_> favouw'd >_> him. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. >_< Have you :3 a >_> catawogue 
x3 Of >w< aww OwO the OwO voices UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have ^-^ pwocuw'd, 
ÚwÚ Set ;;w;; down uWu by th' poll? 
uWu AEDIWE. I ^.^ have; 'tis weady. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. >_< Have you cowwected them uWu by ÚwÚ twibes? 
uWu AEDIWE. I have. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. ^-^ Assembwe ÚwÚ pwesentwy OwO the ^w^ peopwe uWu hithew; 
And when uWu they hear me uWu say ^.^ 'It uWu shaww >w< be OwO so 
uWu I' th' ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and OwO stwength o' th' uWu commons' >w< be ^.^ it ;;w;; eithew 
>_< Fow >_< death, uWu fow fine, ^w^ ow ;;w;; banyishment, then let ;;w;; them, 
>w< If I uWu say fine, x3 cwy xDD 'Finye!'- ^-^ if >_< death, x3 cwy UwU 'Death!' 
uWu Insisting uWu on OwO the ^.^ owd prerogative 
And power >w< i' th' >w< twuth o' th' ^.^ cause. 
uWu AEDIWE. I uWu shaww infowm ^.^ them. 
BWUTUS. And when such UwU time uWu they ^.^ have begun ^-^ to cwy, 
>_> Wet them ^.^ nyot xDD cease, uWu but with :3 a >w< din xDD confus'd 
xDD Enfowce OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent >_> execution 
x3 Of what ^-^ we uWu chance ^-^ to uWu sentence. 
uWu AEDIWE. Very :33 weww. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. UwU Make them >w< be ^w^ stwong, ÚwÚ and ready uWu fow :3 this xDD hint, 
When ^-^ we uWu shaww :3 hap ^-^ to give't ^.^ them. 
BWUTUS. uWu Go about it. Exit ^w^ AEDIWE 
x3 Put him ^-^ to choler ÚwÚ stwaight. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >_< been :33 us'd 
:33 Evew ^-^ to ^.^ conquew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^.^ have his wowth 
x3 Of contwadiction; being UwU once chaf'd, ^.^ he cannyot 
Be ^w^ wein'd UwU again ^-^ to UwU tempewance; then ^.^ he ^-^ speaks 
What's in his xDD heawt, ÚwÚ and UwU that :3 is there ;;w;; which looks 
x3 With OwO us ^-^ to >_< bweak his ÚwÚ nyeck. 

x3 Entew :3 COWIOWANyUS, ^w^ MENyENyIUS ÚwÚ and COMINIUS, with ÚwÚ othews 

^.^ SICINyIUS. Weww, here ^.^ he comes. 
MENENIUS. ^-^ Cawmwy, I ^-^ do uWu beseech you. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. >w< Ay, as OwO an >_< ostwew, UwU that uWu fow th' ^-^ poowest piece 
uWu Wiww bear OwO the ^.^ knyave uWu by th' volume. ^-^ Th' UwU honyouw'd UwU gods 
Keep >_> Wome in >w< safety, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ chaiws >_> of :33 justice 
Supplied with >w< wowthy >_< men! >_> pwant love among's! 
Throng ^-^ ouw uWu wawge OwO tempwes with OwO the >w< shows >_> of :3 peace, 
And ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw >w< stweets with xDD waw! 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ;;w;; Amen, OwO amen! 
MENENIUS. OwO A x3 nyobwe wish. 

;;w;; We-entew the.AEDILE,with OwO the >_< pwebeians 

^.^ SICINyIUS. Draw uWu nyeaw, ye :33 peopwe. 
uWu AEDIWE. List ^-^ to >_> youw twibunyes. ^w^ Audience! :3 peace, I :33 say! 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. First, hear me speak. 
BOTH TWIBUNyES. Weww, >w< say. Peace, UwU ho! 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. :33 Shaww I >w< be OwO chawg'd nyo further than :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent? 
Must >w< aww xDD detewminye hewe? 
^.^ SICINyIUS. I ^-^ do ;;w;; demand, 
>w< If you x3 submit you ^-^ to OwO the people's ;;w;; voices, 
Allow theiw ;;w;; officews, ÚwÚ and awe ^.^ content 
ÚwÚ To suffer lawful ÚwÚ censuwe uWu fow such faults 
UwU As uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ pwov'd x3 upon you. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. I x3 am ÚwÚ content. 
MENENIUS. :33 Wo, >_< citizens, ^.^ he :33 says ^.^ he :3 is ÚwÚ content. 
The ^.^ wawwike service ^.^ he >_> has >_< donye, >w< considew; ÚwÚ think 
:3 Upon OwO the wounds his ÚwÚ body bears, ;;w;; which show 
;;w;; Wike >_< gwaves >w< i' th' holy chuwchyawd. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^-^ Scwatches with briers, 
Scars ^-^ to move laughter :33 onwy. 
MENENIUS. Consider :3 fuwthew, 
:33 That when ^.^ he ^-^ speaks ^.^ nyot >_< wike :3 a ^.^ citizen, 
You find him >_< wike :3 a sowdiew; ^-^ do ^.^ nyot UwU take 
His OwO woughew uWu accents uWu fow :33 mawicious :3 sounds, 
But, as I ÚwÚ say, such as ÚwÚ become :3 a sowdiew 
>_< Wathew than >_< envy you. 
COMINIUS. Weww, well! :3 Nyo more. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. What :3 is OwO the matter, 
:33 That being ^w^ pass'd uWu fow >_> consuw with :33 fuww OwO voice, 
I x3 am OwO so dishonour'd UwU that OwO the vewy hour 
You UwU take ^.^ it x3 off OwO again? 
^.^ SICINyIUS. Answer ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. Say then; 'tis true, I ÚwÚ ought ÚwÚ so. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. We chawge you UwU that you ^.^ have uWu contwiv'd ^-^ to UwU take 
From >_> Wome >w< aww xDD season'd >_> office, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^.^ wind 
Yourself OwO into :3 a power tyrannical; 
>_< Fow ;;w;; which you awe :3 a >_> twaitow ^-^ to OwO the :33 peopwe. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^w^ How- >_< twaitow? 
MENENIUS. ;;w;; Nyay, temperately! Your >w< pwomise. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. The fiwes >w< i' th' x3 wowest heww ^-^ fowd in OwO the peopwe! 
^-^ Caww me theiw traitor! Thou xDD injuwious ÚwÚ twibunye! 
xDD Within UwU thinye eyes xDD sat twenty ^w^ thousand deaths, 
UwU In >w< thy ^.^ hands clutch'd as many >w< miwwions, in 
x3 Thy lying :33 tongue uWu both numbers, I would uWu say 
ÚwÚ 'Thou wiest' x3 unto ÚwÚ thee with :3 a >w< voice as free 
UwU As I ^-^ do pray OwO the xDD gods. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. >_< Mawk you this, :3 peopwe? 
PLEBEIANS. ÚwÚ To th' rock, ^-^ to th' rock, with :3 him! 
^.^ SICINyIUS. UwU Peace! 
We :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot >w< put OwO nyew matter ^-^ to his :33 chawge. 
What you ^.^ have uWu seen him ^-^ do ÚwÚ and heard him ÚwÚ speak, 
OwO Beating >_> youw ;;w;; officews, ^-^ cuwsing yourselves, 
Opposing ^-^ waws with xDD stwokes, ÚwÚ and here :3 defying 
Those uWu whose gweat power >w< must twy x3 him- x3 even this, 
^w^ So cwiminyaw ÚwÚ and in such :3 capitaw kind, 
:33 Desewves th' UwU extwemest :33 death. 
BWUTUS. But >_< since ^.^ he ;;w;; hath 
Serv'd ;;w;; weww uWu fow :3 Wome- 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. What ^-^ do you ^w^ pwate >_> of service? 
BWUTUS. I talk >_> of UwU that UwU that xDD knyow it. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. You! 
MENENIUS. ^-^ Is :3 this OwO the pwomise UwU that you :3 made >_> youw >_> mothew? 
COMINIUS. Knyow, I pray :3 you- 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. I'll xDD knyow nyo >_< fuwthew. 
>_> Wet them OwO pwonyounce OwO the ÚwÚ steep Tawpeian >_< death, 
>w< Vagabond x3 exiwe, flaying, pent ^-^ to wingew 
But with :3 a gwain :3 a day, I would ^.^ nyot ^-^ buy 
Their UwU mewcy at OwO the x3 pwice >_> of ^-^ onye fair ;;w;; wowd, 
Nyow >_< check my :33 couwage uWu fow what uWu they can >_> give, 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have't with ^.^ saying 'Good mowwow.' 
^.^ SICINyIUS. >_< Fow UwU that ^.^ he ^w^ has- 
UwU As >w< much as in him >w< wies- ^-^ fwom UwU time ^-^ to UwU time 
Envied x3 against OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, >w< seeking :3 means 
ÚwÚ To xDD pwuck away theiw powew; as :3 nyow at last 
x3 Given hostile xDD stwokes, ÚwÚ and UwU that ^.^ nyot in OwO the :3 pwesence 
x3 Of dreaded justice, uWu but uWu on OwO the ^.^ minyistews 
:33 That ^-^ do >w< distwibute >_> it- in OwO the name o' th' ;;w;; peopwe, 
And in OwO the power >_> of OwO us OwO the xDD twibunyes, >_> we, 
Ev'n ^-^ fwom :3 this instant, ^w^ banyish him ^-^ ouw >_< city, 
UwU In peril >_> of pwecipitation 
From x3 off OwO the ^-^ wock Tarpeian, never ^-^ mowe 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ entew ^-^ ouw >_> Wome xDD gates. uWu I' th' people's uWu nyame, 
I uWu say ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ so. 
PLEBEIANS. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be so, ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be so! >_> Wet him >w< away! 
>w< He's banish'd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ so. 
COMINIUS. >w< Heaw uWu me, my ;;w;; mastews ÚwÚ and my ^w^ common ^.^ fwiends- 
^.^ SICINyIUS. >w< He's ÚwÚ sentenc'd; nyo ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ heawing. 
COMINIUS. >_> Wet me speak. 
I ^.^ have >_< been consuw, ÚwÚ and can show uWu fow >_> Wome 
Her enyemies' ^.^ mawks x3 upon >_> me. I ^-^ do love 
UwU My ^-^ countwy's good with :3 a >_< wespect ^-^ mowe xDD tendew, 
Mowe holy ÚwÚ and profound, than >_< minye >_> own xDD wife, 
UwU My dear :3 wife's x3 estimate, xDD hew womb's OwO incwease 
And >_> tweasuwe >_> of my loins. ;;w;; Then ^-^ if I would 
^w^ Speak that- 
^.^ SICINyIUS. We xDD knyow >_> youw dwift. ^w^ Speak ;;w;; what? 
BWUTUS. There's nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to >w< be said, uWu but ^.^ he :3 is banish'd, 
UwU As enemy ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ peopwe ÚwÚ and his countwy. 
^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ so. 
PLEBEIANS. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be so, ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ so. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. uWu YOU ^w^ common x3 cwy >_> of ^.^ cuws, uWu whose >_> bweath I UwU hate 
UwU As >_> week o' th' rotten UwU fens, uWu whose loves I UwU pwize 
UwU As OwO the UwU dead xDD cawcasses >_> of OwO unbuwied x3 men 
:33 That ^-^ do corrupt my xDD aiw- I ^w^ banyish you. 
And here >_< wemain with >_> youw uncewtainty! 
>_> Wet every feebwe wumouw >_< shake >_> youw ^.^ heawts; 
Your ;;w;; enyemies, with OwO nyodding >_> of theiw plumes, 
Fan you OwO into despair! >_< Have OwO the power still 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ banyish >_> youw ÚwÚ defendews, ÚwÚ tiww at wength 
Your xDD ignyowance- ;;w;; which ^.^ finds ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ it feews, 
:33 Making uWu but ;;w;; wesewvation >_> of youwsewves 
OwO Stiww >_> youw >_> own x3 foes- x3 dewivew you 
UwU As UwU most ;;w;; abated captives ^-^ to >w< some >w< nyation 
:33 That xDD won you ^-^ without blows! :33 Despising 
>_< Fow you OwO the >_< city, ;;w;; thus I xDD tuwn my >w< back; 
Thewe :3 is :3 a x3 wowwd ewsewhewe. 
>_< Exeunt :3 COWIOWANyUS, 
COMINIUS, MENyENyIUS, with OwO the uWu othew >_> PATWICIANS 
uWu AEDIWE. The people's enemy :3 is gone, :3 is uWu gonye! 
^.^ [They >w< aww ^.^ shout ÚwÚ and thwow OwO up theiw caps] 
PLEBEIANS. Our enemy :3 is banish'd, ^.^ he :3 is uWu gonye! Hoo-oo! 
^.^ SICINyIUS. uWu Go UwU see him >_< out at ^.^ gates, ÚwÚ and follow ^w^ him, 
UwU As ^.^ he ;;w;; hath follow'd you, with >w< aww xDD despite; 
>w< Give him deserv'd vexation. >_> Wet :3 a guawd 
x3 Attend OwO us OwO thwough OwO the :33 city. 
PLEBEIANS. ^w^ Come, xDD come, wet's UwU see him >_< out at ^.^ gates; x3 come! 
The UwU gods OwO pwesewve ^-^ ouw x3 nyobwe tribunes! x3 Come. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
Rome. Before :3 a xDD gate >_> of OwO the :33 city 

x3 Entew :3 COWIOWANyUS, ÚwÚ VOWUMNyIA, xDD VIWGIWIA, MENyENyIUS, COMINIUS, 
with OwO the x3 young :3 NyOBIWITY >_> of >_> Wome 

uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^w^ Come, xDD weave >_> youw teaws; :3 a bwief faweweww. The beast 
x3 With many :3 heads ^.^ butts me >_> away. ;;w;; Nyay, mothew, 
:3 Whewe :3 is >_> youw ÚwÚ ancient courage? You ;;w;; wewe :33 us'd 
ÚwÚ To uWu say >_< extwemities ÚwÚ was OwO the twiew >_> of spirits; 
:33 That ^w^ common >_< chances ^w^ common x3 men :33 couwd bear; 
:33 That when OwO the ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ was UwU cawm >w< aww ^w^ boats alike 
Show'd OwO mastewship in uWu fwoating; >_< fowtunye's ^-^ bwows, 
When UwU most struck home, being gentwe >_< wounded x3 cwaves 
OwO A x3 nyobwe UwU cunnying. You ;;w;; wewe :33 us'd ^-^ to woad me 
x3 With OwO pwecepts UwU that would ^-^ make invincibwe 
The OwO heawt UwU that ^w^ conn'd ^.^ them. 
x3 VIWGIWIA. :3 O >_< heavens! :3 O >_< heavens! 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. ;;w;; Nyay, I ;;w;; pwithee, xDD woman- 
VOLUMNIA. Nyow OwO the wed pestilence strike >w< aww twades in Wome, 
And ÚwÚ occupations >w< pewish! 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. >_> What, what, x3 what! 
I uWu shaww >w< be :33 wov'd when I x3 am wack'd. ;;w;; Nyay, mothew, 
x3 Wesume UwU that spirit when you ;;w;; wewe UwU wont ^-^ to ÚwÚ say, 
>w< If you xDD had >_< been OwO the UwU wife >_> of Hercules, 
>_> Six >_> of his x3 wabouws ^w^ you'd ^.^ have >_< donye, ÚwÚ and OwO sav'd 
Your xDD husband OwO so >w< much ^.^ sweat. Cominyius, 
^.^ Dwoop not; ^.^ adieu. Faweweww, my xDD wife, my mother. 
I'll ^-^ do ;;w;; weww >_> yet. Thou ^.^ owd ÚwÚ and OwO twue xDD Menyenyius, 
x3 Thy ;;w;; teaws awe >_< sawtew than :3 a ^.^ youngew ÚwÚ man's 
And ^.^ venyomous ^-^ to UwU thinye OwO eyes. UwU My sometime ^w^ Genyewaw, 
I ^.^ have uWu seen ÚwÚ thee stewn, ÚwÚ and :3 thou x3 hast ^w^ oft x3 behewd 
^.^ Heawt-hawd'nying ;;w;; spectacwes; tell ^.^ these >_> sad >w< women 
^.^ 'Tis OwO fond ^-^ to ;;w;; waiw inyevitabwe xDD stwokes, 
UwU As 'tis ^-^ to waugh at >_< 'em. UwU My mothew, you ÚwÚ wot ;;w;; weww 
UwU My hazawds still ^.^ have >_< been >_> youw sowace; ÚwÚ and 
xDD Bewieve't ^.^ nyot ^.^ wightwy- >w< though I >w< go xDD awonye, 
;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a lonely >_> dwagon, UwU that his >_< fen 
:3 Makes >_< feaw'd ÚwÚ and >w< tawk'd >_> of ^-^ mowe than :3 seen- >_> youw :3 son 
uWu Wiww ^w^ ow exceed OwO the ^w^ common ^w^ ow >w< be >_> caught 
x3 With uWu cautewous ÚwÚ baits ÚwÚ and :33 pwactice. 
VOLUMNIA. UwU My ^.^ fiwst UwU son, 
Whither xDD wiwt :3 thou go? ;;w;; Take good Cominyius 
x3 With ÚwÚ thee :33 awhiwe; xDD detewminye uWu on >w< some ^-^ couwse 
Mowe than :3 a wiwd :3 expostuwe ^-^ to OwO each uWu chance 
:33 That ^-^ stawts >w< i' th' uWu way before thee. 
x3 VIWGIWIA. :3 O OwO the x3 gods! 
COMINIUS. I'll follow ÚwÚ thee :3 a ^w^ month, devise with OwO the 
:3 Whewe :3 thou ^-^ shawt rest, UwU that :3 thou uWu mayst hear >_> of >w< us, 
And ^-^ we >_> of thee; so, ^-^ if OwO the UwU time OwO thwust :3 fowth 
OwO A cause uWu fow >w< thy repeal, ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^-^ send 
uWu O'ew OwO the UwU vast x3 wowwd ^-^ to >w< seek :3 a >w< singwe man, 
And wose >w< advantage, ;;w;; which doth >w< evew cool 
uWu I' th' absence >_> of OwO the nyeedew. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. Fawe ye ;;w;; weww; 
Thou x3 hast years x3 upon ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and :3 thou art xDD too :33 fuww 
x3 Of OwO the ^.^ waws' suwfeits ^-^ to >w< go x3 wuv with ^-^ onye 
^.^ That's ÚwÚ yet unbwuis'd; bwing me uWu but >_< out at ;;w;; gate. 
^w^ Come, my ^w^ sweet xDD wife, my ;;w;; deawest mothew, ÚwÚ and 
UwU My fwiends >_> of x3 nyobwe OwO touch; when I x3 am >w< fowth, 
UwU Bid me ^.^ faweweww, ÚwÚ and smile. I pray you come. 
OwO Whiwe I >_< wemain :33 abuv OwO the gwound you uWu shaww 
>w< Heaw ^-^ fwom me stiww, ÚwÚ and never >_> of me >w< aught 
But what :3 is >_< wike me :3 fowmewwy. 
MENENIUS. ^.^ That's :3 wowthiwy 
UwU As ^-^ any ear can heaw. ^w^ Come, wet's ^.^ nyot weep. 
>w< If I :33 couwd >_< shake x3 off uWu but ^-^ onye :3 seven years 
From ^.^ these ^.^ owd ÚwÚ awms ÚwÚ and ^.^ wegs, uWu by OwO the good >_< gods, 
:3 I'd with ÚwÚ thee every foot. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. >w< Give me >w< thy hand. 
x3 Come. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
Rome. OwO A uWu stweet ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the xDD gate 

x3 Entew OwO the two xDD Twibunyes, ^-^ SICINyIUS ÚwÚ and xDD BWUTUS with OwO the ^w^ AEDIWE 

^.^ SICINyIUS. UwU Bid them >w< aww >_< home; :33 he's gone, ÚwÚ and ^w^ we'ww nyo >_< fuwthew. 
The uWu nyobiwity awe vex'd, xDD whom ^-^ we UwU see ^.^ have ^.^ sided 
UwU In his ^w^ behawf. 
BWUTUS. Nyow ^-^ we ^.^ have shown ^-^ ouw :33 powew, 
>_> Wet OwO us ÚwÚ seem humbler aftew ^.^ it :3 is x3 donye 
>w< Than when ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >_< a-doing. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. UwU Bid them UwU home. 
Say theiw gweat enemy :3 is gone, ÚwÚ and uWu they 
Stand in theiw ÚwÚ ancient strength. 
BWUTUS. :33 Dismiss them UwU home. Exit ^w^ AEDIWE 
;;w;; Hewe comes his mother. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ VOWUMNyIA, xDD VIWGIWIA, ÚwÚ and ^w^ MENyENyIUS 

^.^ SICINyIUS. Let's ^.^ nyot ^.^ meet :3 hew. 
BWUTUS. Why? 
^.^ SICINyIUS. ^.^ They uWu say she's ^w^ mad. 
BWUTUS. ^.^ They ^.^ have ta'en ^-^ nyote >_> of >_< us; ^-^ keep uWu on >_> youw way. 
VOLUMNIA. :33 O, Y'awe ;;w;; weww OwO met; th' hoawded pwague o' th' UwU gods 
Wequite >_> youw ^w^ wuv! 
MENENIUS. Peace, :3 peace, >w< be ^.^ nyot OwO so loud. 
VOLUMNIA. >w< If UwU that I :33 couwd uWu fow :3 weeping, you shouwd hear- 
;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww hear :33 some. uWu [To OwO BWUTUS] uWu Wiww you >w< be gonye? 
x3 VIWGIWIA. uWu [To SICINyIUS] You uWu shaww stay ^w^ too. I would I xDD had OwO the 
power 
ÚwÚ To uWu say OwO so ^-^ to my >_> husband. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. uWu Awe you >_> mankind? 
VOLUMNIA. >w< Ay, OwO foow; :3 is UwU that :3 a shame? ^-^ Nyote uWu but this, foow: 
>_> Was ^.^ nyot :3 a man my fathew? uWu Hadst :3 thou >w< foxship 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ banyish him UwU that struck ^-^ mowe uWu bwows uWu fow >_> Wome 
>w< Than :3 thou x3 hast spoken wowds? 
^.^ SICINyIUS. :3 O bwessed >_< heavens! 
VOLUMNIA. ^-^ Moe x3 nyobwe uWu bwows than >w< evew :3 thou xDD wise :33 wowds; 
And uWu fow :33 Wome's :33 good. I'll tell ÚwÚ thee ^.^ what- ÚwÚ yet go! 
;;w;; Nyay, uWu but :3 thou ^-^ shawt stay ^w^ too. I would my :3 son 
Were in Arabia, ÚwÚ and >w< thy ÚwÚ twibe before ^w^ him, 
His good >_< swowd in his hand. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. What ^.^ then? 
x3 VIWGIWIA. What OwO then! 
^-^ He'd ^-^ make OwO an ^-^ end >_> of >w< thy x3 postewity. 
VOLUMNIA. Bastards ÚwÚ and all. 
Good man, OwO the wounds UwU that ^.^ he OwO does bear uWu fow Rome! 
MENENIUS. ^w^ Come, xDD come, ^-^ peace. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. I would ^.^ he xDD had continyued ^-^ to his ;;w;; countwy 
UwU As ^.^ he uWu began, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot unknit ^-^ himsewf 
The x3 nyobwe knot ^.^ he ^.^ made. 
BWUTUS. I would ^.^ he xDD had. 
VOLUMNIA. OwO 'I would ^.^ he had!' ÚwÚ 'Twas you :3 incens'd OwO the rabble- 
UwU Cats UwU that can ;;w;; judge as fitly >_> of his wowth 
UwU As I can >_> of x3 those ^.^ mystewies ;;w;; which >w< heaven 
uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have :3 eawth ^-^ to know. 
BWUTUS. >_> Pway, wet's ^.^ go. 
VOLUMNIA. Nyow, pray, ;;w;; siw, >_< get you gone; 
You ^.^ have x3 donye :3 a bwave :3 deed. Ewe you ÚwÚ go, hear :33 this: 
UwU As :3 faw as doth OwO the Capitow exceed 
The UwU meanyest house in Wome, OwO so :3 faw my ^-^ son- 
:3 This lady's xDD husband ;;w;; hewe, this, ^-^ do you see?- 
x3 Whom you ^.^ have banish'd OwO does exceed you an. 
BWUTUS. Weww, well, ^w^ we'ww xDD weave you. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. UwU Why stay ^-^ we ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; baited 
x3 With ^-^ onye UwU that ÚwÚ wants xDD hew wits? >_< Exeunt UwU TWIBUNyES 
VOLUMNIA. ;;w;; Take my ;;w;; pwayews with you. 
I would OwO the UwU gods xDD had nyothing ewse ^-^ to ^-^ do 
But ^-^ to ;;w;; confiwm my curses. Could I ^.^ meet >w< 'em 
But UwU once :3 a day, ^.^ it would UwU uncwog my OwO heawt 
x3 Of what :3 wies :33 heavy to't. 
MENENIUS. You ^.^ have told them home, 
And, uWu by my ^w^ twoth, you ^.^ have ^.^ cause. You'll sup with x3 me? 
VOLUMNIA. :33 Angew's my ^-^ meat; I sup x3 upon ÚwÚ mysewf, 
And OwO so uWu shaww stawve with :3 feeding. ^w^ Come, wet's ^.^ go. 
Weave :3 this ^.^ faint puling ÚwÚ and >_> wament as I uWu do, 
UwU In angew, >_< Junyo-wike. ^w^ Come, xDD come, come. 
>_< Exeunt VOWUMNyIA ÚwÚ and VIRGILIA 
MENENIUS. :33 Fie, ^.^ fie, fie! Exit 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
OwO A >_> highway :3 between >_> Wome ÚwÚ and xDD Antium 

x3 Entew :3 a UwU WOMAN ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 VOWSCE, meeting 

>w< WOMAN. I xDD knyow you well, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and you xDD knyow me; >_> youw uWu nyame, I xDD think, 
:3 is Adwian. 
^-^ VOWSCE. ^w^ It :3 is so, sir. Twuwy, I ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot you. 
>w< WOMAN. I x3 am :3 a Roman; ÚwÚ and my services awe, as you awe, x3 against >_< 'em. 
xDD Knyow you me :3 yet? 
^-^ VOWSCE. OwO Nyicanyow? Nyo! 
>w< WOMAN. The :33 same, sir. 
^-^ VOWSCE. uWu YOU xDD had ^-^ mowe beard when I last ^-^ saw you, uWu but >_> youw :3 favouw :3 is 
;;w;; weww appeaw'd uWu by >_> youw OwO tongue. What's OwO the UwU nyews in Rome? I ^.^ have :3 a 
^-^ nyote ^-^ fwom OwO the ^.^ Vowscian state, ^-^ to find you >_< out ^.^ thewe. You ^.^ have 
;;w;; weww :33 saved me :3 a UwU day's >_> jouwnyey. 
>w< WOMAN. Thewe ;;w;; hath >_< been in >_> Wome ÚwÚ stwange :33 insuwwections: OwO the ^w^ peopwe 
x3 against OwO the senators, patwicians, ÚwÚ and >_> nyobwes. 
^-^ VOWSCE. ;;w;; Hath ^w^ been! ^-^ Is ^.^ it >_< ended, ^.^ then? Our OwO state OwO thinks ^.^ nyot >w< so; uWu they 
awe in :3 a UwU most ^.^ wawwike :3 pwepawation, ÚwÚ and >w< hope ^-^ to come x3 upon them in 
OwO the heat >_> of theiw ^-^ division. 
>w< WOMAN. The x3 main ^-^ bwaze >_> of ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ past, uWu but :3 a small xDD thing would ^-^ make 
^.^ it flame ÚwÚ again; uWu fow OwO the nobles weceive OwO so ^-^ to OwO heawt OwO the banishment 
>_> of UwU that >w< wowthy Coriolanus UwU that uWu they awe in :3 a wipe aptness ^-^ to UwU take 
>w< aww power ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to xDD pwuck ^-^ fwom them theiw tribunes 
uWu fow ever. :3 This :3 wies >_< gwowing, I can tell you, ÚwÚ and :3 is ^w^ awmost mature 
uWu fow OwO the viowent breaking >_< out. 
^-^ VOWSCE. Coriolanus banyish'd! 
>w< WOMAN. Banyish'd, sir. 
^-^ VOWSCE. You uWu wiww >w< be ^-^ wewcome with :3 this intewwigence, :33 Nyicanyow. 
>w< WOMAN. The :3 day sewves ;;w;; weww uWu fow them OwO nyow. I ^.^ have heard ^.^ it ^w^ said OwO the 
OwO fittest UwU time ^-^ to corrupt :3 a ÚwÚ man's UwU wife :3 is when she's OwO faww'n >_< out 
with xDD hew >_> husband. Your x3 nyobwe Tullus UwU Aufidius uWu wiww :3 appeaw ;;w;; weww in 
^.^ these ^w^ waws, his gweat opposew, >w< Cowiowanyus, being :3 nyow in nyo 
xDD wequest >_> of his countwy. 
^-^ VOWSCE. ÚwÚ He cannyot uWu choose. I x3 am UwU most >_> fowtunyate ;;w;; thus ;;w;; accidentawwy ^-^ to 
uWu encountew OwO you; you ^.^ have UwU ended my businyess, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww UwU mewwiwy 
:33 accompany you UwU home. 
>w< WOMAN. I uWu shaww :3 between :3 this ÚwÚ and ^w^ suppew tell you UwU most ÚwÚ stwange >w< things 
^-^ fwom Wome, >w< aww :33 tending ^-^ to OwO the good >_> of theiw advewsawies. >_< Have you 
OwO an ;;w;; awmy ^w^ weady, uWu say you? 
^-^ VOWSCE. OwO A UwU most :33 woyaw >_< onye: OwO the centurions ÚwÚ and theiw xDD chawges, 
ÚwÚ distinctwy UwU biwweted, already in th' >_> entewtainment, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be uWu on 
foot at OwO an hour's warning. 
>w< WOMAN. I x3 am >_< joyfuw ^-^ to hear >_> of theiw readiness, ÚwÚ and x3 am OwO the man, I 
xDD think, UwU that uWu shaww xDD set them in ÚwÚ pwesent ^w^ action. UwU So, ;;w;; siw, >_> heawtiwy 
;;w;; weww met, ÚwÚ and UwU most ^.^ gwad >_> of >_> youw :33 company. 
^-^ VOWSCE. You UwU take my part ^-^ fwom uWu me, sir. I ^.^ have OwO the UwU most cause ^-^ to >w< be 
^.^ gwad >_> of ^w^ youws. 
>w< WOMAN. Weww, let OwO us >w< go >w< togethew. 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
x3 Antium. Before OwO AUFIDIUS' house 

x3 Entew :3 COWIOWANyUS, in UwU mean :3 appawew, ÚwÚ disguis'd ÚwÚ and muffwed 

uWu COWIOWANyUS. OwO A ÚwÚ goodwy :33 city :3 is :3 this x3 Antium. ^-^ City, 
^.^ 'Tis I UwU that :3 made >w< thy ;;w;; widows: many OwO an ÚwÚ heiw 
x3 Of ^.^ these fair edifices fowe my wars 
>_< Have I heard >_> gwoan ÚwÚ and dwop. ;;w;; Then xDD knyow me not. 
Lest UwU that >w< thy ;;w;; wives with :33 spits ÚwÚ and :3 boys with ^w^ stonyes, 
UwU In OwO puny ^-^ battwe ^.^ sway >_> me. 

x3 Entew OwO A uWu CITIZEN 

ÚwÚ Save you, sir. 
>_< CITIZEN. And you. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. >w< Diwect uWu me, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be >_> youw wiww, 
:3 Whewe gweat UwU Aufidius wies. ^-^ Is ^.^ he in >_< Antium? 
>_< CITIZEN. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and UwU feasts OwO the nobles >_> of OwO the OwO state 
^.^ At his house :3 this ^-^ nyight. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^w^ Which :3 is his OwO house, uWu beseech you? 
>_< CITIZEN. :3 This here before you. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^w^ Thank you, siw; faweweww. Exit uWu CITIZEN 
:3 O UwU wowwd, >w< thy >w< swippewy >_< tuwns! >_< Fwiends :3 nyow fast >_> swown, 
uWu Whose double >_< bosoms uWu seems ^-^ to wear ^-^ onye xDD heawt, 
uWu Whose >_> houws, uWu whose :33 bed, uWu whose >_< meaw ÚwÚ and OwO exewcise 
uWu Awe still togethew, ^-^ who >_< twin, as >_> 'twewe, in love, 
Unseparable, uWu shaww within :3 this xDD houw, 
uWu On :3 a >_< dissension >_> of :3 a >_> doit, >_< bweak >_< out 
ÚwÚ To :33 bittewest >w< enmity; OwO so fewwest uWu foes, 
uWu Whose ^.^ passions ÚwÚ and uWu whose >_< pwots ^.^ have x3 bwoke theiw ;;w;; sweep 
ÚwÚ To UwU take OwO the ^-^ onye OwO the xDD othew, uWu by >w< some uWu chance, 
uWu Some xDD twick ^.^ nyot wowth OwO an egg, uWu shaww gwow dear fwiends 
And interjoin theiw xDD issues. ^w^ So with :3 me: 
UwU My OwO biwthpwace UwU hate OwO I, ÚwÚ and my ^-^ wuv's x3 upon 
:3 This enemy town. I'll >_> entew. >w< If ^.^ he ^.^ sway uWu me, 
ÚwÚ He OwO does fair justice: ^-^ if ^.^ he ^w^ give me >_< way, 
I'll ^-^ do his ;;w;; countwy uWu sewvice. 




^-^ SCENyE :3 V. 
x3 Antium. OwO AUFIDIUS' house 

:3 Music pways. x3 Entew OwO A ^-^ SEWVINGMAN 

OwO FIWST SERVANT. :3 Winye, winye, ;;w;; winye! What service :3 is :3 hewe! I ÚwÚ think ^-^ ouw 
xDD fewwows awe asleep. Exit 

x3 Entew another ^-^ SEWVINGMAN 

x3 SECOND x3 SERVANT.Where's UwU Cotus? UwU My ^w^ mastew calls uWu fow >_> him. 
ÚwÚ Cotus! Exit 

x3 Entew COWIOWANyUS 

uWu COWIOWANyUS. OwO A ÚwÚ goodwy >_< house. The feast smewws well, uWu but I 
xDD Appeaw ^.^ nyot >_< wike :3 a >w< guest. 

;;w;; We-entew OwO the ^.^ fiwst ^-^ SEWVINGMAN 

OwO FIWST SERVANT. What would you x3 have, fwiend? 
>_> Whence awe you? Here's nyo place uWu fow >w< you: pray >w< go ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ doow. 
Exit 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. I ^.^ have deserv'd nyo better >_> entewtainment 
UwU In being UwU Cowiowanyus. 

;;w;; We-entew uWu second ^-^ SEWVINGMAN 

x3 SECOND SERVANT. >_> Whence awe you, sir? xDD Has OwO the powtew his eyes in his 
head UwU that ^.^ he gives entwance ^-^ to such companyions? ;;w;; Pway >_< get you >_< out. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. xDD Away! 
x3 SECOND SERVANT. :33 Away? UwU Get you >_> away. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. Nyow th' art x3 twoubwesome. 
x3 SECOND SERVANT. uWu Awe you OwO so bwave? I'll ^.^ have you >w< tawk'd with x3 anyon. 

x3 Entew :3 a third SERVINGMAN. The ^.^ fiwst xDD meets him 

uWu THIWD SERVANT. What ^-^ fewwow's uWu this? 
OwO FIWST SERVANT. OwO A ÚwÚ stwange ^-^ onye as >w< evew I ^.^ wook'd x3 on. I cannyot >_< get him 
>_< out o' th' >_< house. ÚwÚ Pwithee caww my ^w^ mastew ^-^ to >_> him. 
uWu THIWD SERVANT. What ^.^ have you ^-^ to ^-^ do ;;w;; hewe, fewwow? ;;w;; Pway you UwU avoid OwO the 
>_< house. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. >_> Wet me uWu but uWu stand- I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hurt >_> youw hearth. 
uWu THIWD SERVANT. What awe you? 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. OwO A gentleman. 
uWu THIWD SERVANT. OwO A :33 mawv'wwous UwU poow ^w^ onye. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. ÚwÚ Twue, OwO so I ÚwÚ am. 
uWu THIWD SERVANT. ;;w;; Pway you, UwU poow ;;w;; gentweman, UwU take OwO up >w< some uWu othew 
>_> station; >w< hewe's nyo place uWu fow you. ;;w;; Pway you OwO avoid. x3 Come. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. Follow >_> youw >_< function, >w< go ÚwÚ and ^w^ batten uWu on x3 cowd uWu bits. 
uWu [Pushes him away ^-^ fwom xDD him] 
uWu THIWD SERVANT. >_> What, you uWu wiww not? ÚwÚ Pwithee tell my ^w^ mastew what :3 a 
ÚwÚ stwange uWu guest ^.^ he >_> has here. 
x3 SECOND SERVANT. And I shall. Exit 
uWu THIWD SERVANT. :3 Whewe OwO dweww'st thou? 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^.^ Undew OwO the ^.^ canyopy. 
uWu THIWD SERVANT. ^.^ Undew OwO the xDD canyopy? 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. ÚwÚ Ay. 
uWu THIWD SERVANT. Where's ÚwÚ that? 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. uWu I' th' :33 city >_> of kites ÚwÚ and crows. 
uWu THIWD SERVANT. uWu I' th' :33 city >_> of kites ÚwÚ and uWu cwows! 
What OwO an ;;w;; ass ^.^ it ÚwÚ is! ;;w;; Then :3 thou OwO dweww'st with :3 daws too? 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. No, I sewve ^.^ nyot >w< thy mastew. 
uWu THIWD SERVANT. ^-^ How, :3 siw! Do you meddle with my ^.^ mastew? 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. ÚwÚ Ay; 'tis OwO an ^.^ honyestew service than ^-^ to meddle with >w< thy 
OwO mistwess. Thou OwO pwat'st ÚwÚ and prat'st; sewve with >w< thy UwU twenchew; 
OwO hence! [Beats him xDD away] 

x3 Entew OwO AUFIDIUS with OwO the uWu second ^-^ SEWVINGMAN 

^-^ AUFIDIUS. :3 Whewe :3 is :3 this fewwow? 
x3 SECOND SERVANT. Here, siw; :3 I'd ^.^ have >_> beaten him >_< wike :3 a dog, uWu but uWu fow 
distuwbing OwO the uWu wowds within. 
^-^ AUFIDIUS. >_> Whence ;;w;; com'st thou? What wouldst thou? x3 Thy name? 
UwU Why OwO speak'st not? xDD Speak, xDD man. What's >w< thy name? 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. >_> [Unmuffwing] ^.^ If, Tullus, 
:3 Nyot ÚwÚ yet :3 thou uWu knyow'st uWu me, :3 and, >_< seeing uWu me, OwO dost ^.^ nyot 
:33 Think me uWu fow OwO the man I OwO am, necessity 
Commands me name ^-^ mysewf. 
^-^ AUFIDIUS. What :3 is >w< thy name? 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. OwO A name ^.^ unmusicaw ^-^ to OwO the >_< Vowscians' eaws, 
And harsh in :33 sound ^-^ to >w< thinye. 
^-^ AUFIDIUS. Say, ^w^ what's >w< thy name? 
Thou >_> has :3 a >w< gwim xDD appeawance, ÚwÚ and >w< thy ;;w;; face 
Bears :3 a xDD command in't; >w< though >w< thy x3 tackwe's ;;w;; town, 
Thou ^.^ show'st :3 a x3 nyobwe uWu vessew. What's >w< thy name? 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. Pwepawe >w< thy uWu bwow ^-^ to x3 fwown- uWu knyow'st :3 thou me :3 yet? 
^-^ AUFIDIUS. I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee not. x3 Thy name? 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. UwU My name :3 is ^-^ Caius OwO Mawcius, ^-^ who ;;w;; hath x3 donye 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ thee >w< pawticuwawwy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< aww OwO the >_< Vowsces, 
Great hurt ÚwÚ and >w< mischief; theweto witness ^-^ may 
UwU My suwnyame, UwU Cowiowanyus. The painful UwU sewvice, 
The extreme :33 dangews, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ dwops >_> of UwU bwood 
Shed uWu fow my x3 thankwess xDD countwy, awe requited 
But with UwU that ;;w;; suwnyame- :3 a good memowy 
And witness >_> of OwO the ;;w;; mawice ÚwÚ and xDD dispweasuwe 
^w^ Which :3 thou shouldst bear >_> me. >_> Onwy UwU that name ^.^ wemains; 
The cruelty ÚwÚ and >_< envy >_> of OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, 
Pewmitted uWu by ^-^ ouw ^-^ dastawd nobles, ^-^ who 
>_< Have >w< aww >_< fowsook uWu me, ;;w;; hath xDD devouw'd OwO the rest, 
An suffer'd me uWu by th' >w< voice >_> of slaves ^-^ to >w< be 
uWu Whoop'd >_< out >_> of Rome. Nyow :3 this >_> extwemity 
;;w;; Hath ^w^ bwought me ^-^ to >w< thy ^w^ heawth; ^.^ nyot >_< out >_> of hope, 
:3 Mistake me ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ to :33 save my life; uWu fow ^-^ if 
I xDD had >_< feaw'd >_< death, >_> of >w< aww OwO the x3 men >w< i' th' x3 wowwd 
I would ^.^ have ^.^ 'voided thee; uWu but in mere >_> spite, 
ÚwÚ To >w< be :33 fuww ;;w;; quit >_> of x3 those my UwU banyishews, 
Stand I before ÚwÚ thee here. ;;w;; Then ^-^ if :3 thou x3 hast 
OwO A OwO heawt >_> of wweak in ^.^ thee, UwU that xDD wiwt wevenge 
>_< Thinye >_> own pawticuwaw ^-^ wwongs ÚwÚ and xDD stop x3 those ^.^ maims 
x3 Of ÚwÚ shame uWu seen OwO thwough >w< thy xDD countwy, ÚwÚ speed ÚwÚ thee straight 
And ^-^ make my >w< misewy sewve >w< thy OwO tuwn. ^w^ So ;;w;; use ^.^ it 
:33 That my wevengefuw services ^-^ may ^w^ pwuv 
UwU As benefits ^-^ to thee; uWu fow I uWu wiww fight 
uWu Against my >_< cank'wed ;;w;; countwy with OwO the uWu spween 
x3 Of >w< aww OwO the uWu undew ;;w;; fiends. But ^-^ if OwO so >w< be 
Thou :33 daw'st ^.^ nyot this, ÚwÚ and UwU that ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv ^-^ mowe :3 fowtunyes 
xDD Th'awt tir'd, then, in :3 a ;;w;; wowd, I ÚwÚ awso x3 am 
^.^ Wongew ^-^ to live UwU most ^-^ weawy, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwesent 
UwU My ^w^ thwoat ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< thy ÚwÚ ancient >w< mawice; 
^w^ Which ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut would show ÚwÚ thee uWu but :3 a fool, 
x3 Since I ^.^ have >w< evew ^-^ fowwowed ÚwÚ thee with ^.^ hate, 
^w^ Dwawn tuns >_> of UwU bwood >_< out >_> of >w< thy ^-^ countwy's ^w^ bweast, 
And cannyot live uWu but ^-^ to >w< thy shame, unwess 
^w^ It >w< be ^-^ to ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee uWu sewvice. 
^-^ AUFIDIUS. :3 O OwO Mawcius, Mawcius! 
>_> Each >_> wowd :3 thou x3 hast xDD spoke ;;w;; hath xDD weeded ^-^ fwom my OwO heawt 
OwO A >w< woot >_> of ÚwÚ ancient ÚwÚ envy. >w< If Jupiter 
;;w;; Shouwd ^-^ fwom yond cwoud speak >_< divinye OwO things, 
And uWu say ^-^ ''Tis true,' :3 I'd ^.^ nyot believe them ^-^ mowe 
>w< Than ^.^ thee, >w< aww x3 nyobwe OwO Mawcius. >_> Wet me ^w^ twinye 
Minye ÚwÚ awms about UwU that body, xDD whewe x3 against 
UwU My ^w^ gwainyed ÚwÚ ash OwO an ^-^ hundwed xDD times ;;w;; hath x3 bwoke 
And scaww'd OwO the ^-^ moon with spwintews; here I ^w^ cwip 
The anviw >_> of my ;;w;; swowd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do :33 contest 
UwU As >_> hotwy ÚwÚ and as ^w^ nyobwy with >w< thy love 
UwU As >w< evew in ambitious OwO stwength I >_> did 
Contend x3 against >w< thy vawouw. xDD Knyow :3 thou :33 fiwst, 
I :33 wov'd OwO the maid I ÚwÚ mawwied; never man 
OwO Sigh'd twuew >w< bweath; uWu but UwU that I UwU see ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; hewe, 
Thou x3 nyobwe :33 thing, ^-^ mowe >_> dances my UwU wapt OwO heawt 
>w< Than when I ^.^ fiwst my ^w^ wedded ^w^ mistwess ^-^ saw 
Bestride my thweshowd. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou xDD Maws, I tell OwO the 
We ^.^ have :3 a power uWu on ^.^ foot, ÚwÚ and I xDD had OwO puwpose 
>w< Once ^-^ mowe ^-^ to xDD hew >w< thy tawget ^-^ fwom >w< thy brawn, 
Ow wose >_< minye arm for't. Thou x3 hast beat me >_< out 
Twelve uWu sevewaw times, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have ^w^ nyightwy >_< since 
Dreamt >_> of encountews :33 'twixt thyself ÚwÚ and :3 me- 
We ^.^ have >_< been ;;w;; down >_> togethew in my >w< sweep, 
Unbuckling xDD hewms, >w< fisting OwO each other's throat- 
And >w< wak'd half UwU dead with nothing. Wowthy OwO Mawcius, 
Had ^-^ we nyo uWu othew >_< quawwew ewse ^-^ to >_> Wome uWu but UwU that 
Thou art ^.^ thence banish'd, ^-^ we would uWu mustew >w< aww 
From twewve ^-^ to seventy, :3 and, ÚwÚ pouwing OwO waw 
x3 Into OwO the uWu bowews >_> of ;;w;; ungwatefuw Wome, 
;;w;; Wike :3 a bowd flood o'ewbeat. :33 O, xDD come, >w< go ÚwÚ in, 
And UwU take ^-^ ouw fwiendwy xDD senyatows uWu by th' x3 hands, 
OwO Who :3 nyow awe ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ taking theiw leaves >_> of me 
OwO Who x3 am :33 pwepaw'd x3 against >_> youw xDD tewwitowies, 
^-^ Though ^.^ nyot uWu fow >_> Wome itself. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. You bless uWu me, x3 gods! 
^-^ AUFIDIUS. :33 Thewefowe, ^.^ most. absowute ;;w;; siw, ^-^ if :3 thou xDD wiwt ^.^ have 
The leading >_> of UwU thinye >_> own wevenges, UwU take 
^-^ Th' ^-^ onye half >_> of my xDD commission, ÚwÚ and xDD set >w< down- 
UwU As :33 best :3 thou art expewienc'd, >_< since :3 thou uWu knyow'st 
x3 Thy ^-^ countwy's OwO stwength ÚwÚ and ^.^ weaknyess- UwU thinye >_> own :33 ways, 
:3 Whethew ^-^ to xDD knyock x3 against OwO the ^w^ gates >_> of Wome, 
Ow ^w^ wudewy >w< visit them in pawts :3 wemote 
ÚwÚ To OwO fwight them ewe destroy. But come in; 
>_> Wet me ÚwÚ commend ÚwÚ thee ^.^ fiwst ^-^ to x3 those UwU that uWu shaww 
Say OwO yea ^-^ to >w< thy desiwes. OwO A ^w^ thousand OwO wewcomes! 
And ^-^ mowe :3 a fwiend than e'ew OwO an enemy; 
xDD Yet, OwO Mawcius, UwU that ÚwÚ was ^w^ much. Your >w< hand; UwU most welcome! 
>_< Exeunt COWIOWANyUS ÚwÚ and OwO AUFIDIUS 

The two SERVINGMEN come :3 fowwawd 

OwO FIWST SERVANT. Here's :3 a ÚwÚ stwange >_> awtewation! 
x3 SECOND SERVANT. By my ;;w;; hand, I xDD had ^w^ thought ^-^ to ^.^ have strucken him with 
:3 a UwU cudgew; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet my :33 mind >_> gave me his clothes :3 made :3 a false wepowt 
>_> of >_> him. 
OwO FIWST SERVANT. What OwO an arm ^.^ he OwO has! ÚwÚ He tuwn'd me about with his 
fingew ÚwÚ and his ;;w;; thumb, as ^-^ onye would xDD set OwO up :3 a top. 
x3 SECOND SERVANT. ;;w;; Nyay, I knew uWu by his ;;w;; face UwU that there ÚwÚ was xDD something in 
him; ^.^ he ^-^ had, ;;w;; siw, :3 a >w< kind >_> of ;;w;; face, >w< methought- I cannyot tell how ^-^ to 
term it. 
OwO FIWST SERVANT. ÚwÚ He xDD had so, looking as ^.^ it wewe- Wouwd I ;;w;; wewe hang'd, 
uWu but I ^w^ thought there ÚwÚ was ^-^ mowe in him than I :33 couwd uWu think. 
x3 SECOND SERVANT. ^w^ So >_> did OwO I, I'll >w< be swown. ÚwÚ He :3 is >_> simpwy OwO the wawest 
man >w< i' th' world. 
OwO FIWST SERVANT. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he >_> is; uWu but :3 a gweatew sowdiew than ^.^ he you ÚwÚ wot 
x3 on. 
x3 SECOND SERVANT. Who, my ^.^ mastew? 
OwO FIWST SERVANT. ;;w;; Nyay, >w< it's nyo matter uWu fow ;;w;; that. 
x3 SECOND SERVANT. Worth OwO six uWu on >_> him. 
OwO FIWST SERVANT. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ nyot OwO so neither; uWu but I UwU take him ^-^ to >w< be OwO the 
gweatew sowdiew. 
x3 SECOND SERVANT. OwO Faith, ÚwÚ wook you, ^-^ onye cannyot tell how ^-^ to uWu say UwU that; 
uWu fow OwO the :3 defence >_> of :3 a ^-^ town ^-^ ouw ^w^ genyewaw :3 is ^w^ excewwent. 
OwO FIWST SERVANT. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and uWu fow OwO an assauwt ^w^ too. 

;;w;; We-entew OwO the third ^-^ SEWVINGMAN 

uWu THIWD SERVANT. :3 O ;;w;; swaves, I can tell you >w< nyews- UwU nyews, you wascaws! 
uWu BOTH. >_> What, what, ;;w;; what? Let's :33 pawtake. 
uWu THIWD SERVANT. I would ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 a :3 Woman, >_> of >w< aww x3 nyations; 
I xDD had as OwO wief >w< be :3 a :33 condemn'd xDD man. 
uWu BOTH. >_< Whewefowe? >w< whewefowe? 
uWu THIWD SERVANT. ÚwÚ Why, >w< hewe's ^.^ he UwU that ÚwÚ was UwU wont ^-^ to >_< thwack ^-^ ouw >_< genyewaw- 
^-^ Caius OwO Mawcius. 
OwO FIWST SERVANT. UwU Why ^-^ do you uWu say :33 'thwack ^-^ ouw xDD genyewaw'? 
uWu THIWD SERVANT. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot uWu say :33 'thwack ^-^ ouw genyewaw,' uWu but ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :33 awways 
good enough uWu fow >_> him. 
x3 SECOND SERVANT. ^w^ Come, ^-^ we awe xDD fewwows ÚwÚ and >_< fwiends. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was >w< evew xDD too 
^-^ hawd uWu fow ^w^ him, I ^.^ have heard him uWu say OwO so :3 himsewf. 
OwO FIWST SERVANT. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was xDD too ^-^ hawd uWu fow him ^.^ diwectwy, ^-^ to uWu say OwO the troth 
>w< on't; before xDD Cowiowi ^.^ he ^-^ scotch'd him ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ nyotch'd him >_< wike :3 a 
cawbonyado. 
x3 SECOND SERVANT. An ^.^ he xDD had >_< been ^.^ cannyibawwy uWu given, ^.^ he UwU might ^.^ have 
:33 bwoiw'd ÚwÚ and eaten him ^w^ too. 
OwO FIWST SERVANT. But ^-^ mowe >_> of >w< thy >w< nyews! 
uWu THIWD SERVANT. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he :3 is OwO so :3 made uWu on here within as ^-^ if ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe :3 son 
ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to Mars; xDD set at uppew ^-^ end o' th' :3 tabwe; nyo xDD question 
>w< asked him uWu by ^-^ any >_> of OwO the xDD senyatows uWu but uWu they ^.^ stand uWu bawd before >_> him. 
Our ^w^ genyewaw ^-^ himsewf makes :3 a ^w^ mistwess >_> of ^w^ him, ^-^ sanctifies ^-^ himsewf 
with's ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; tuwns OwO up OwO the >_> white o' th' eye ^-^ to his ^w^ discouwse. 
But OwO the xDD bottom >_> of OwO the UwU nyews ;;w;; is, ^-^ ouw ^w^ genyewaw :3 is ÚwÚ cut >w< i' th' middwe 
ÚwÚ and uWu but ^-^ onye half >_> of what ^.^ he ÚwÚ was x3 yestewday, uWu fow OwO the uWu othew >_> has half 
uWu by OwO the ^.^ entweaty ÚwÚ and gwant >_> of OwO the xDD whowe ^-^ tabwe. He'll ÚwÚ go, ^.^ he uWu says, 
ÚwÚ and ;;w;; soww OwO the powtew >_> of >_> Wome ^w^ gates uWu by th' ears; ^.^ he uWu wiww mow >w< aww 
;;w;; down before ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and xDD weave his ÚwÚ passage ^w^ poww'd. 
x3 SECOND SERVANT. And :33 he's as >_< wike ^-^ to do't as ^-^ any man I can ;;w;; imaginye. 
uWu THIWD SERVANT. UwU Do't! ÚwÚ He uWu wiww ^-^ do't; uWu fow ÚwÚ wook you, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ he >_> has as 
many fwiends as enemies; ;;w;; which fwiends, ;;w;; siw, as ^.^ it OwO wewe, durst 
nyot- ÚwÚ wook you, sir- show themsewves, as ^-^ we term it, his fwiends, 
UwU whiwst :33 he's in diwectitude. 
OwO FIWST SERVANT. >_< Diwectitude? What's ÚwÚ that? 
uWu THIWD SERVANT. But when uWu they uWu shaww >_> see, ;;w;; siw, his :3 cwest OwO up UwU again ÚwÚ and 
OwO the man in blood, uWu they uWu wiww >_< out >_> of theiw ^.^ buwwows, >_< wike OwO conyies 
aftew wain, ÚwÚ and revel OwO an with >_> him. 
OwO FIWST SERVANT. But when :33 goes :3 this x3 fowwawd? 
uWu THIWD SERVANT. :3 To-mowwow, UwU to-day, >_> pwesentwy. You uWu shaww ^.^ have OwO the 
uWu dwum struck OwO up :3 this OwO aftewnyoon; 'tis as ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe uWu pawcew >_> of theiw 
>w< feast, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ executed ewe uWu they wipe theiw lips. 
x3 SECOND SERVANT. ÚwÚ Why, then ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 a stiwwing x3 wowwd again. 
:3 This xDD peace :3 is nyothing uWu but ^-^ to wust x3 iwon, OwO incwease ^-^ taiwows, ÚwÚ and 
breed UwU bawwad-makews. 
OwO FIWST SERVANT. >_> Wet me ^.^ have war, uWu say I; ^.^ it exceeds xDD peace as :3 faw as 
:3 day OwO does >_< nyight; >w< it's spwitewy, ;;w;; waking, audible, ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of vent. 
xDD Peace :3 is :3 a vewy apoplexy, :3 wethawgy; xDD muww'd, >_< deaf, sleepy, 
OwO insensibwe; :3 a xDD gettew >_> of ^-^ mowe xDD bastawd chiwdwen than waw's :3 a 
^-^ destwoyew >_> of ^-^ men. 
x3 SECOND SERVANT. ^.^ 'Tis >w< so; ÚwÚ and as OwO waw in >w< some sort ^-^ may >w< be ^w^ said ^-^ to >w< be 
:3 a >_< wavishew, OwO so ^.^ it cannyot >w< be ;;w;; denyied uWu but xDD peace :3 is :3 a gweat maker >_> of 
x3 cuckowds. 
OwO FIWST SERVANT. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it makes x3 men UwU hate ^-^ onye >_> anyothew. 
uWu THIWD SERVANT. Reason: ^.^ because uWu they then less :3 nyeed ^-^ onye >_> anyothew. The 
wars uWu fow my ^-^ monyey. I >w< hope ^-^ to UwU see Womans as UwU cheap as Vowscians. 
^.^ They awe x3 wising, uWu they awe >w< wising. 
uWu BOTH. ;;w;; In, ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ in, in! >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE VI. 
Rome. OwO A uWu pubwic place 

x3 Entew OwO the two xDD Twibunyes, ^-^ SICINyIUS ÚwÚ and xDD BWUTUS 

^.^ SICINyIUS. We hear ^.^ nyot >_> of ^w^ him, neither :3 nyeed ^-^ we ;;w;; feaw >_> him. 
His xDD wemedies awe :33 tame. The ÚwÚ pwesent xDD peace 
And ^-^ quietnyess >_> of OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, ;;w;; which before 
Were in wiwd UwU huwwy, here ^-^ do ^-^ make his fwiends 
>_< Bwush UwU that OwO the x3 wowwd :33 goes ;;w;; weww; ^-^ who wathew ^-^ had, 
^-^ Though uWu they themsewves >_> did suffer by't, >w< behowd 
Dissentious ÚwÚ nyumbews OwO pest'wing >w< stweets than UwU see 
Our OwO twadesmen ;;w;; singing in theiw :33 shops, ÚwÚ and ^-^ going 
About theiw ^.^ functions ^.^ fwiendwy. 

x3 Entew ^w^ MENyENyIUS 

BWUTUS. We ÚwÚ stood to't in good xDD time. ^-^ Is :3 this ;;w;; Menyenyius? 
^.^ SICINyIUS. ^.^ 'Tis >_< he, 'tis ^w^ he. :33 O, ^.^ he :3 is UwU gwown UwU most >w< kind 
x3 Of late. Hail, :3 siw! 
MENENIUS. ^-^ Haiw ^-^ to you :33 both! 
^.^ SICINyIUS. Your Coriolanus :3 is ^.^ nyot >w< much >_< miss'd 
But with his >_< fwiends. The commonweawth doth ^.^ stand, 
And OwO so would uWu do, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ he ^-^ mowe :3 angwy at it. 
MENENIUS. x3 Aww's well, ÚwÚ and UwU might ^.^ have >_< been >w< much better 
ÚwÚ He :33 couwd ^.^ have tempowiz'd. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. :3 Whewe :3 is >_< he, hear you? 
MENENIUS. ;;w;; Nyay, I hear OwO nyothing; his mothew ÚwÚ and his UwU wife 
>w< Heaw nyothing ^-^ fwom >_> him. 

x3 Entew three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw xDD citizens 

CITIZENS. The UwU gods OwO pwesewve you :33 both! 
^.^ SICINyIUS. UwU God-den, ^-^ ouw nyeighbouws. 
BWUTUS. x3 God-den ^-^ to you aww, >_< god-den ^-^ to you an. 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Ourselves, ^-^ ouw x3 wives, ÚwÚ and ^-^ chiwdwen, uWu on ^-^ ouw knyees 
uWu Awe bound ^-^ to pray uWu fow you >_> both. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. Live ÚwÚ and :33 thwive! 
BWUTUS. Faweweww, >w< kind ^-^ nyeighbouws; ^-^ we :33 wish'd Coriolanus 
Had :33 wov'd you as ^-^ we ÚwÚ did. 
CITIZENS. Nyow OwO the UwU gods ^-^ keep xDD you! 
BOTH TWIBUNyES. Faweweww, faweweww. >_< Exeunt xDD citizens 
^.^ SICINyIUS. :3 This :3 is :3 a happier ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe comely UwU time 
>w< Than when ^.^ these xDD fewwows ÚwÚ wan about OwO the >w< stweets 
:33 Cwying UwU confusion. 
BWUTUS. ^-^ Caius uWu Mawcius ÚwÚ was 
OwO A >w< wowthy ^w^ officew >w< i' OwO the war, uWu but :3 insowent, 
O'ercome with :33 pwide, ambitious ÚwÚ past >w< aww ^-^ thinking, 
uWu Sewf-woving- 
^.^ SICINyIUS. And >_< affecting ^-^ onye >_> sowe thwonye, 
Without ^w^ assistance. 
MENENIUS. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. We shouwd uWu by this, ^-^ to >w< aww ^-^ ouw OwO wamentation, 
>w< If ^.^ he xDD had gonye :3 fowth consuw, ;;w;; found ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. 
BWUTUS. The UwU gods ^.^ have ;;w;; weww >w< pwevented it, ÚwÚ and >_> Wome 
^w^ Sits xDD safe ÚwÚ and still ^-^ without >_> him. 

x3 Entew OwO an ^w^ AEDIWE 

uWu AEDIWE. Wowthy xDD twibunyes, 
Thewe :3 is :3 a slave, xDD whom ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< put in x3 pwison, 
;;w;; Wepowts OwO the >_< Vowsces with uWu sevewaw >w< powews 
uWu Awe ent'red in OwO the Woman xDD tewwitowies, 
And with OwO the x3 deepest ;;w;; mawice >_> of OwO the OwO waw 
Destroy what :3 wies before >_< 'em. 
MENENIUS. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ Aufidius, 
Who, hearing >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO Mawcius' ;;w;; banyishment, 
OwO Thwusts :3 fowth his howns UwU again OwO into OwO the UwU wowwd, 
^w^ Which ;;w;; wewe >_< insheww'd when uWu Mawcius ÚwÚ stood uWu fow Wome, 
And durst ^.^ nyot UwU once UwU peep >_< out. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. ^w^ Come, what talk you >_> of :33 Mawcius? 
BWUTUS. uWu Go UwU see :3 this ;;w;; wumouwew ;;w;; whipp'd. ^w^ It cannyot >w< be 
The >_< Vowsces dare >_< bweak with ÚwÚ us. 
MENENIUS. Cannyot xDD be! 
We ^.^ have ÚwÚ wecowd UwU that vewy ;;w;; weww ^.^ it uWu can; 
And three ;;w;; exampwes >_> of OwO the >_< wike ;;w;; hath >_< been 
xDD Within my age. But reason with OwO the :3 fewwow 
Before you punish ^w^ him, xDD whewe ^.^ he heard this, 
Lest you uWu shaww uWu chance ^-^ to x3 whip >_> youw infowmation 
And beat OwO the :33 messengew ^-^ who >_< bids UwU bewawe 
x3 Of what :3 is ^-^ to >w< be >_< dweaded. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. >_> Teww ^.^ nyot >_> me. 
I xDD knyow :3 this cannyot UwU be. 
BWUTUS. :3 Nyot Possible. 

x3 Entew OwO A MESSENGEW 

MESSENGEW. The nobles in gweat ;;w;; eawnyestnyess awe ^-^ going 
^-^ Aww ^-^ to OwO the Senate ÚwÚ House; >w< some UwU nyews :3 is come 
:33 That ;;w;; tuwns theiw ;;w;; countenyances. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. ^.^ 'Tis :3 this UwU swave- 
uWu Go x3 whip him fowe OwO the people's x3 eyes- his waising, 
Nyothing uWu but his >_< wepowt. 
MESSENGEW. x3 Yes, >w< wowthy ;;w;; siw, 
The slave's wepowt :3 is UwU seconded, ÚwÚ and :3 mowe, 
Mowe feawfuw, :3 is deliver'd. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. What ^-^ mowe :3 feawfuw? 
MESSENGEW. ^w^ It :3 is xDD spoke ^-^ fweewy >_< out >_> of many x3 mouths- 
OwO How pwobabwe I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_> knyow- UwU that OwO Mawcius, 
^.^ Join'd with ^.^ Aufidius, weads :3 a power >w< 'gainst Wome, 
And >_< vows wevenge as xDD spacious as :3 between 
The uWu young'st ÚwÚ and oldest >_> thing. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. :3 This :3 is UwU most likely! 
BWUTUS. Rais'd only UwU that OwO the x3 weakew sort ^-^ may ^w^ wish 
Good uWu Mawcius UwU home again. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. The vewy xDD twick uWu on 't. 
MENENIUS. :3 This :3 is xDD unwikewy. 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ and UwU Aufidius can nyo ^-^ mowe >_> atonye 
>w< Than :3 viowent'st ^.^ contwawiety. 

x3 Entew :3 a uWu second MESSENGEW 

x3 SECOND MESSENGEW. You awe x3 sent uWu fow ^-^ to OwO the Senate. 
OwO A xDD feawfuw awmy, wed uWu by ^-^ Caius uWu Mawcius 
^.^ Associated with ^.^ Aufidius, ^w^ wages 
:3 Upon ^-^ ouw xDD tewwitowies, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have already 
O'ewbownye theiw >_< way, UwU consum'd with x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and took 
What uWu way before ^.^ them. 

x3 Entew >_> COMINyIUS 

COMINIUS. :33 O, you ^.^ have :3 made good ;;w;; wowk! 
MENENIUS. What x3 nyews? what x3 nyews? 
COMINIUS. You ^.^ have howp ^-^ to wavish >_> youw >_> own daughters ÚwÚ and 
ÚwÚ To OwO mewt OwO the :33 city weads x3 upon >_> youw :33 pates, 
ÚwÚ To UwU see >_> youw ;;w;; wives dishonour'd ^-^ to >_> youw noses- 
MENENIUS. What's OwO the x3 nyews? What's OwO the x3 nyews? 
COMINIUS. Your OwO tempwes burned in theiw uWu cement, ÚwÚ and 
Your franchises, xDD wheweon you OwO stood, :3 confin'd 
x3 Into OwO an :33 augew's bore. 
MENENIUS. ;;w;; Pway nyow, >_> youw x3 nyews? 
You ^.^ have :3 made fair work, I ;;w;; feaw >_> me. >_> Pway, >_> youw news. 
>w< If uWu Mawcius shouwd >w< be xDD join'd wi' th' x3 Vowscians- 
COMINIUS. >w< If! 
ÚwÚ He :3 is theiw ^.^ god; ^.^ he weads them >_< wike :3 a xDD thing 
^w^ Made uWu by >w< some uWu othew >w< deity than uWu Nyatuwe, 
:33 That >_> shapes man bettew; ÚwÚ and uWu they follow him 
uWu Against OwO us uWu bwats with nyo less >_< confidence 
>w< Than :3 boys pursuing uWu summew OwO buttewfwies, 
Ow xDD butchews :33 kiwwing uWu fwies. 
MENENIUS. You ^.^ have :3 made good work, 
You ÚwÚ and >_> youw apron ^w^ men; you UwU that ÚwÚ stood OwO so >w< much 
:3 Upon OwO the >w< voice >_> of uWu occupation ÚwÚ and 
The >_> bweath >_> of ÚwÚ gawwic-eatews! 
COMINIUS. He'll >_< shake 
Your >_> Wome about >_> youw x3 eaws. 
MENENIUS. UwU As xDD Hewcuwes 
OwO Did >_< shake ;;w;; down mewwow fruit. You ^.^ have :3 made fair ;;w;; wowk! 
BWUTUS. But :3 is :3 this true, sir? 
COMINIUS. ÚwÚ Ay; ÚwÚ and ^w^ you'ww ÚwÚ wook OwO pawe 
Before you find ^.^ it other. ^-^ Aww OwO the wegions 
Do xDD smiwingwy x3 wevowt, ÚwÚ and ^-^ who resists 
uWu Awe ÚwÚ mock'd uWu fow ÚwÚ vawiant :33 ignyowance, 
And pewish ;;w;; constant fools. OwO Who :3 is't can blame OwO him? 
Your >_> enyemies ÚwÚ and his find xDD something in >_> him. 
MENENIUS. We awe >w< aww undonye unwess 
The x3 nyobwe man ^.^ have uWu mewcy. 
COMINIUS. OwO Who uWu shaww ÚwÚ ask it? 
The tribunes cannyot do't uWu fow >_< shame; OwO the ^w^ peopwe 
>_> Desewve such ^-^ pity >_> of him as OwO the ^.^ wowf 
uWu Does >_> of OwO the ;;w;; shephewds; uWu fow his :33 best fwiends, ^-^ if uWu they 
;;w;; Shouwd uWu say uWu 'Be good ^-^ to Rome'- uWu they OwO chawg'd him x3 even 
UwU As x3 those shouwd ^-^ do UwU that xDD had deserv'd his ^.^ hate, 
And :3 thewein show'd OwO fike enyemies. 
MENENIUS. ^.^ 'Tis true; 
>w< If ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe OwO putting ^-^ to my house OwO the :3 bwand 
:33 That shouwd consume it, I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot OwO the ;;w;; face 
ÚwÚ To uWu say >_< 'Beseech you, >_> cease.' You ^.^ have :3 made fair x3 hands, 
You ÚwÚ and >_> youw UwU cwafts! You ^.^ have cwafted faiw! 
COMINIUS. You ^.^ have ^w^ bwought 
OwO A :3 twembwing x3 upon Wome, such as ÚwÚ was never 
ÚwÚ S' ^-^ incapabwe >_> of uWu hewp. 
BOTH TWIBUNyES. Say ^.^ nyot ^-^ we ^w^ bwought it. 
MENENIUS. ^w^ How! xDD Was't >_> we? We :33 wov'd ^w^ him, ;;w;; but, >_< wike ^.^ beasts 
And >_> cowawdwy nobles, >_> gave uWu way x3 unto >_> youw UwU cwustews, 
OwO Who >_> did ^-^ hoot him >_< out o' th' :33 city. 
COMINIUS. But I ;;w;; feaw 
>w< They'ww :3 woaw him in again. Tullus ^.^ Aufidius, 
The uWu second name >_> of ^-^ men, obeys his OwO points 
UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe his uWu officew. uWu Despewation 
^-^ Is >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ powicy, UwU stwength, ÚwÚ and uWu defence, 
:33 That >_> Wome can ^-^ make x3 against ^.^ them. 

x3 Entew :3 a >_< twoop >_> of xDD citizens 

MENENIUS. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the :33 cwustews. 
And :3 is UwU Aufidius with OwO him? You awe uWu they 
:33 That :3 made OwO the ÚwÚ aiw UwU unwhowesome when you UwU cast 
Your uWu stinking xDD gweasy :33 caps in :3 hooting at 
Cowiowanyus' OwO exiwe. Nyow :33 he's ^w^ coming, 
And ^.^ nyot :3 a >_< haiw x3 upon :3 a uWu sowdiew's head 
^w^ Which uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^w^ pwuv :3 a OwO whip; as many uWu coxcombs 
UwU As you >w< thwew :33 caps OwO up uWu wiww ^.^ he ÚwÚ tumbwe down, 
And pay you uWu fow >_> youw x3 voices. ^.^ 'Tis nyo matter; 
>w< If ^.^ he :33 couwd >_< buwn OwO us >w< aww OwO into ^-^ onye OwO coaw 
We ^.^ have deserv'd it. 
PLEBEIANS. OwO Faith, ^-^ we hear xDD feawfuw news. 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. >_< Fow >_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, 
When I ^w^ said ^w^ banyish ^w^ him, I ^w^ said 'twas ;;w;; pity. 
x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. And OwO so >_> did :3 I. 
uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. And OwO so >_> did I; :3 and, ^-^ to uWu say OwO the truth, OwO so >_> did vewy 
many >_> of ÚwÚ us. :33 That ^-^ we :33 did, ^-^ we >_> did uWu fow OwO the best; ÚwÚ and >w< though ^-^ we 
willingly >_> consented ^-^ to his ;;w;; banyishment, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it ÚwÚ was x3 against ^-^ ouw 
uWu wiww. 
COMINIUS. Y'awe ÚwÚ goodwy OwO things, you ^.^ voices! 
MENENIUS. You ^.^ have :3 made 
Good work, you ÚwÚ and >_> youw UwU cwy! ^w^ Shaww's ^-^ to OwO the Capitol? 
COMINIUS. :33 O, ^-^ ay, what xDD ewse? 
>_< Exeunt >_> COMINyIUS ÚwÚ and ^w^ MENyENyIUS 
^.^ SICINyIUS. Go, masters, >_< get you >w< be ^.^ nyot >_< dismay'd; 
^.^ These awe :3 a >_> side UwU that would >w< be ^.^ gwad ^-^ to ^.^ have 
:3 This OwO twue ;;w;; which uWu they OwO so ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to fear. uWu Go home, 
And show nyo >w< sign >_> of fear. 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. The UwU gods >w< be good ^-^ to >_< us! ^w^ Come, masters, wet's UwU home. I 
>w< evew ^w^ said ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe >w< i' th' :33 wwong when ^-^ we banish'd >_> him. 
x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. ^w^ So >_> did ^-^ we all. But xDD come, wet's UwU home. 
>_< Exeunt xDD citizens 
BWUTUS. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike :3 this news. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. Nyow :3 I. 
BWUTUS. Let's ^-^ to OwO the xDD Capitow. Wouwd half my wealth 
Wouwd ^-^ buy :3 this uWu fow :3 a :33 wie! 
^.^ SICINyIUS. ;;w;; Pway wet's ^.^ go. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE :33 VII. 
OwO A ^-^ camp at :3 a ^-^ showt uWu distance ^-^ fwom >_> Wome 

x3 Entew OwO AUFIDIUS with his ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT 

^-^ AUFIDIUS. Do uWu they still UwU fwy ^-^ to th' >_< Woman? 
WIEUTENyANT. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow what :3 witchcwaft's in ^w^ him, uWu but 
Your xDD sowdiews ;;w;; use him as OwO the OwO gwace fowe ^.^ meat, 
Their talk at table, ÚwÚ and theiw ^w^ thanks at :3 end; 
And you awe dawk'nyed in :3 this x3 action, ;;w;; siw, 
>_< Even uWu by >_> youw >w< own. 
^-^ AUFIDIUS. I cannyot ^w^ hewp ^.^ it nyow, 
>_< Unwess uWu by :3 using :3 means I ^.^ wame OwO the foot 
x3 Of ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ design. ÚwÚ He uWu beaws ^-^ himsewf ^-^ mowe OwO pwoudwiew, 
>_< Even ^-^ to my ^.^ pewson, than I ^w^ thought ^.^ he would 
When ^.^ fiwst I >_> did ^w^ embwace him; ÚwÚ yet his ^-^ nyatuwe 
UwU In that's nyo changeling, ÚwÚ and I >w< must ;;w;; excuse 
What cannyot >w< be ÚwÚ amended. 
WIEUTENyANT. >_> Yet I OwO wish, sir- 
I >_> mean, uWu fow >_> youw pawticuwaw- you xDD had ^.^ nyot 
^.^ Join'd in :33 commission with ^w^ him, uWu but ;;w;; eithew 
Had ÚwÚ bownye OwO the >w< action >_> of OwO youwsewf, ^w^ ow ewse 
ÚwÚ To him xDD had weft ^.^ it solely. 
^-^ AUFIDIUS. I undewstand ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ and >w< be :3 thou ;;w;; suwe, 
When ^.^ he uWu shaww come ^-^ to his account, ^.^ he knows ^.^ nyot 
What I can :3 uwge x3 against >_> him. UwU Awthough ^.^ it seems, 
And OwO so ^.^ he thinks, ÚwÚ and :3 is nyo less apparent 
ÚwÚ To th' UwU vuwgaw eye, UwU that ^.^ he uWu beaws >w< aww >w< things ^w^ faiwwy 
And >w< shows good ;;w;; husbandwy uWu fow OwO the ^.^ Vowscian state, 
Fights >_< dwagon-wike, ÚwÚ and OwO does ;;w;; achieve as >_> soon 
UwU As dwaw his swowd; ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he ;;w;; hath weft undonye 
:33 That ;;w;; which uWu shaww >_< bweak his neck ^w^ ow ;;w;; hazawd >_< minye 
UwU Whenye'ew ^-^ we come ^-^ to ^-^ ouw xDD account. 
WIEUTENyANT. >_> Siw, I uWu beseech you, ÚwÚ think you :3 he'ww carry Rome? 
^-^ AUFIDIUS. ^-^ Aww OwO pwaces ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to him ewe ^.^ he OwO sits down, 
And OwO the uWu nyobiwity >_> of >_> Wome awe his; 
The xDD senyatows ÚwÚ and ^-^ patwicians love him ^w^ too. 
The tribunes awe nyo soldiers, ÚwÚ and theiw ^w^ peopwe 
uWu Wiww >w< be as wash in OwO the repeal as ^-^ hasty 
ÚwÚ To >_> expew him >_> thence. I ÚwÚ think :3 he'ww >w< be ^-^ to >_> Wome 
UwU As :3 is OwO the ^.^ ospwey ^-^ to OwO the uWu fish, ^-^ who ^-^ takes ^.^ it 
By sovereignty >_> of ^.^ nyatuwe. >w< Fiwst ^.^ he ÚwÚ was 
OwO A x3 nyobwe ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to ;;w;; them, uWu but ^.^ he :33 couwd ^.^ nyot 
uWu Cawwy his honours even. :3 Whethew 'twas :33 pwide, 
^w^ Which >_< out >_> of ;;w;; daiwy >_> fowtunye >w< evew >_> taints 
The x3 happy >w< man; whethew x3 defect >_> of judgment, 
ÚwÚ To x3 faiw in OwO the ^.^ disposing >_> of x3 those >_< chances 
^w^ Which ^.^ he ÚwÚ was lord >w< of; ^w^ ow whethew UwU nyatuwe, 
:3 Nyot ^-^ to >w< be uWu othew than ^-^ onye :33 thing, ^.^ nyot ^w^ moving 
From th' >_> casque ^-^ to th' :33 cushion, uWu but ^-^ commanding xDD peace 
>_< Even with OwO the >_> same austewity ÚwÚ and gawb 
UwU As ^.^ he >_< contwoww'd OwO the waw; uWu but ^-^ onye >_> of ^w^ these- 
UwU As ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 spices >_> of them xDD aww- ^.^ nyot aww, 
>_< Fow I dare OwO so :3 faw free x3 him- :3 made him fear'd, 
^w^ So xDD hated, ÚwÚ and OwO so banyish'd. But ^.^ he >_> has :3 a merit 
ÚwÚ To uWu choke ^.^ it in OwO the utt'wance. ^w^ So ^-^ ouw viwtues 
Wie in th' OwO intewpwetation >_> of OwO the time; 
And :33 powew, x3 unto itsewf UwU most xDD commendabwe, 
;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot :3 a tomb OwO so evident as :3 a chair 
^.^ T' UwU extow what ^.^ it ;;w;; hath >w< donye. 
>_< Onye x3 fiwe >_> dwives >_< out ^-^ onye uWu fiwe; ^-^ onye >_< nyaiw, ^-^ onye nail; 
Rights uWu by ^-^ wights ;;w;; fawtew, xDD stwengths uWu by xDD stwengths ^-^ do fail. 
^w^ Come, wet's >_> away. ^w^ When, UwU Caius, >_> Wome :3 is thinye, 
Thou art poow'st >_> of uWu aww; then :33 showtwy art :3 thou x3 minye. 
>_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
Rome. OwO A uWu pubwic place 

x3 Entew MENyENyIUS, COMINIUS, ^-^ SICINyIUS ÚwÚ and x3 BWUTUS, OwO the two xDD Twibunyes, with ÚwÚ othews 

MENENIUS. No, I'll ^.^ nyot ^.^ go. You hear what ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^w^ said 
^w^ Which ÚwÚ was sometime his general, ^-^ who :33 wov'd him 
UwU In :3 a UwU most dear pawticuwaw. ÚwÚ He xDD caww'd me uWu fathew; 
But what o' ÚwÚ that? Go, you UwU that banish'd UwU him: 
OwO A UwU miwe before his tent ^-^ faww down, ÚwÚ and knee 
The uWu way OwO into his uWu mewcy. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if ^.^ he UwU coy'd 
ÚwÚ To hear Cominyius ÚwÚ speak, I'll ^-^ keep at UwU home. 
COMINIUS. ÚwÚ He would ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to xDD knyow >_> me. 
MENENIUS. Do you uWu heaw? 
COMINIUS. >_> Yet ^-^ onye UwU time ^.^ he >_> did caww me uWu by my >w< nyame. 
I urg'd ^-^ ouw ^.^ owd OwO acquaintance, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ dwops 
:33 That ^-^ we ^.^ have bled >w< togethew. 'Coriolanus' 
ÚwÚ He would ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ answew to; fowbid >w< aww ÚwÚ nyames; 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was :3 a >w< kind >_> of nothing, ^-^ titwewess, 
;;w;; Tiww ^.^ he xDD had x3 fowg'd ^-^ himsewf :3 a name >w< i' th' x3 fiwe 
x3 Of burning Rome. 
MENENIUS. ÚwÚ Why, so! You ^.^ have :3 made good OwO wowk. 
OwO A paiw >_> of tribunes UwU that ^.^ have uWu wwack'd uWu fow >_> Wome 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make coaws OwO cheap- :3 a x3 nyobwe memory! 
COMINIUS. I >_> minded him how :33 woyaw 'twas ^-^ to pawdon 
When ^.^ it ÚwÚ was less ^-^ expected; ^.^ he ^.^ wepwied, 
^w^ It ÚwÚ was :3 a x3 bawe >_> petition >_> of :3 a OwO state 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ onye xDD whom uWu they xDD had ^-^ punyish'd. 
MENENIUS. Very :33 weww. 
Could ^.^ he uWu say less? 
COMINIUS. I ^.^ offew'd ^-^ to :33 awaken his ^-^ wegawd 
Fow's pwivate fwiends; his ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to me OwO was, 
ÚwÚ He :33 couwd ^.^ nyot stay ^-^ to OwO pick them in :3 a OwO piwe 
x3 Of noisome >_> musty chaff. ÚwÚ He ^w^ said 'twas folly, 
>_< Fow ^-^ onye UwU poow gwain ^w^ ow ^-^ two, ^-^ to xDD weave unbuwnt 
And still ^-^ to nyose th' >_> offence. 
MENENIUS. >_< Fow ^-^ onye UwU poow gwain ^w^ ow :3 two! 
I x3 am ^-^ onye >_> of those. His mothew, xDD wife, his OwO chiwd, 
And :3 this bwave :3 fewwow :33 too- ^-^ we awe OwO the UwU gwains: 
You awe OwO the >_> musty chaff, ÚwÚ and you awe >_> smewt 
OwO Abuv OwO the ÚwÚ moon. We >w< must >w< be buwnt uWu fow you. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. ;;w;; Nyay, pray >w< be patient; ^-^ if you ^w^ wefuse >_> youw aid 
UwU In :3 this OwO so nyevew-nyeeded help, ÚwÚ yet ^-^ do ^.^ nyot 
Upbwaid's with ^-^ ouw xDD distwess. But ;;w;; suwe, ^-^ if you 
Wouwd >w< be >_> youw ^-^ countwy's ;;w;; pweadew, >_> youw good tongue, 
Mowe than OwO the x3 instant ;;w;; awmy ^-^ we can >_> make, 
OwO Might xDD stop ^-^ ouw countwyman. 
MENENIUS. Nyo; I'll ^.^ nyot meddwe. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. ;;w;; Pway you >w< go ^-^ to >_> him. 
MENENIUS. What shouwd I x3 do? 
BWUTUS. >_> Onwy ^-^ make UwU twiaw what >_> youw love can ^-^ do 
>_< Fow Wome, towards OwO Mawcius. 
MENENIUS. Weww, ÚwÚ and uWu say UwU that uWu Mawcius 
Wetuwn uWu me, as Cominyius :3 is wetuwn'd, 
x3 Unheawd- what ^.^ then? 
But as :3 a :33 discontented OwO fwiend, grief-shot 
x3 With his >w< unkindnyess? Say't >w< be so? 
^.^ SICINyIUS. >_> Yet >_> youw good uWu wiww 
Must ^.^ have UwU that ^w^ thanks ^-^ fwom >_> Wome aftew OwO the measuwe 
UwU As you intended :33 weww. 
MENENIUS. I'll ^-^ undewtake't; 
I ÚwÚ think :3 he'ww hear >_> me. >_> Yet ^-^ to bite his x3 wip 
And >w< hum at good Cominyius >w< much unhearts >_> me. 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot :3 taken weww: ^.^ he xDD had ^.^ nyot ;;w;; din'd; 
The ^.^ veins ^-^ unfiww'd, ^-^ ouw UwU bwood :3 is cold, ÚwÚ and then 
We ;;w;; pout x3 upon OwO the morning, awe unapt 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give ^w^ ow ^-^ to x3 fowgive; uWu but when ^-^ we ^.^ have ^w^ stuff'd 
^.^ These ^w^ pipes ÚwÚ and ^.^ these xDD conveyances >_> of ^-^ ouw UwU bwood 
x3 With xDD winye ÚwÚ and feeding, ^-^ we ^.^ have :33 suppwew souws 
>w< Than in ^-^ ouw :33 pwiest-wike >_< fasts. OwO Thewefowe I'll watch him 
;;w;; Tiww ^.^ he >w< be xDD dieted ^-^ to my UwU wequest, 
And then I'll xDD set x3 upon >_> him. 
BWUTUS. You xDD knyow OwO the vewy woad OwO into his >_> kindnyess 
And cannyot wose >_> youw way. 
MENENIUS. Good :33 faith, I'll ^w^ pwuv ^w^ him, 
Speed how ^.^ it uWu wiww. I uWu shaww ewe wong ^.^ have knowledge 
x3 Of my xDD success. Exit 
COMINIUS. He'll never hear >_> him. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. :33 Nyot? 
COMINIUS. I tell you ^.^ he OwO does ^-^ sit in ^.^ gowd, his eye 
uWu Wed as 'twouwd >_< buwn Wome, ÚwÚ and his uWu injuwy 
The gaowew ^-^ to his ;;w;; pity. I uWu knyeew'd before him; 
ÚwÚ 'Twas vewy ;;w;; faintwy ^.^ he ^w^ said 'Wise'; uWu dismiss'd me 
ÚwÚ Thus with his ^.^ speechwess hand. What ^.^ he would uWu do, 
ÚwÚ He x3 sent in :33 wwiting aftew me; what ^.^ he would ;;w;; nyot, 
Bound with OwO an OwO oath ^-^ to ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to his UwU conditions; 
^w^ So UwU that >w< aww >w< hope :3 is vain, 
>_< Unwess his x3 nyobwe mothew ÚwÚ and his xDD wife, 
Who, as I OwO heaw, UwU mean ^-^ to ÚwÚ sowicit him 
>_< Fow UwU mewcy ^-^ to his countwy. OwO Thewefowe wet's hence, 
And with ^-^ ouw fair :33 entweaties haste them x3 on. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
The ^.^ Vowscian ^-^ camp before >_> Wome 

x3 Entew ^w^ MENyENyIUS ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ WATCH uWu on guawd 

OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. >w< Stay. >_> Whence awe you? 
x3 SECOND UwU WATCH. ÚwÚ Stand, ÚwÚ and >w< go ^-^ back. 
MENENIUS. You guawd >_< wike ^-^ men, 'tis ;;w;; weww; ;;w;; but, uWu by >_> youw leave, 
I x3 am OwO an ^w^ officew >_> of OwO state ÚwÚ and come 
ÚwÚ To speak with UwU Cowiowanyus. 
OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. From >_< whence? 
MENENIUS. From Rome. 
OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. uWu YOU ^-^ may ^.^ nyot >w< pass; you >w< must ^w^ wetuwn. Our ^w^ genyewaw 
uWu Wiww nyo ^-^ mowe hear ^-^ fwom >_> thence. 
x3 SECOND UwU WATCH. You'll UwU see >_> youw >_> Wome >_< embwac'd with x3 fiwe before 
You'll speak with UwU Cowiowanyus. 
MENENIUS. Good my fwiends, 
>w< If you ^.^ have heard >_> youw ^w^ genyewaw talk >_> of >_> Wome 
And >_> of his fwiends there, ^.^ it :3 is lots ^-^ to >_> bwanks 
UwU My name ;;w;; hath ^w^ touch'd >_> youw eaws: ^.^ it :3 is UwU Menyenyius. 
OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. Be ^.^ it >w< so; >w< go ^-^ back. The :3 viwtue >_> of >_> youw name 
^-^ Is ^.^ nyot here passabwe. 
MENENIUS. I tell ^.^ thee, fewwow, 
x3 Thy ^w^ genyewaw :3 is my wuvw. I ^.^ have >_< been 
The book >_> of his good acts :3 whence x3 men ^.^ have ;;w;; wead 
His ÚwÚ fame x3 unpawawwew'd uWu hapwy amplified; 
>_< Fow I ^.^ have >w< evew vewified my ^.^ fwiends- 
x3 Of xDD whom :33 he's :33 chief- with >w< aww OwO the UwU size UwU that >w< vewity 
Wouwd ^-^ without wapsing suffer. ;;w;; Nyay, OwO sometimes, 
;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a boww x3 upon :3 a subtle >w< gwound, 
I ^.^ have tumbwed ÚwÚ past OwO the :3 thwow, ÚwÚ and in his UwU pwaise 
>_< Have ^w^ awmost ^.^ stamp'd OwO the :33 weasing; ^.^ thewefowe, fewwow, 
I >w< must ^.^ have xDD weave ^-^ to UwU pass. 
OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. OwO Faith, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ if you xDD had told as many :3 wies in his behawf 
as you ^.^ have UwU uttewed uWu wowds in >_> youw own, you shouwd ^.^ nyot xDD pass xDD hewe; 
no, >w< though ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe as ÚwÚ viwtuous ^-^ to lie as ^-^ to live OwO chastewy. 
OwO Thewefowe >w< go ^-^ back. 
MENENIUS. Prithee, fewwow, wemembew my name :3 is xDD Menyenyius, :33 awways 
factionyawy uWu on OwO the party >_> of >_> youw ^.^ genyewaw. 
x3 SECOND UwU WATCH. Howsoever you ^.^ have >_< been his UwU wiaw, as you uWu say you 
x3 have, I x3 am ^-^ onye UwU that, x3 tewwing OwO twue uWu undew ^w^ him, >w< must uWu say you cannyot 
UwU pass. OwO Thewefowe >w< go ^-^ back. 
MENENIUS. xDD Has ^.^ he >_> din'd, ^w^ canst :3 thou UwU teww? >_< Fow I would ^.^ nyot speak with 
him ÚwÚ tiww aftew uWu dinnyew. 
OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. You awe :3 a :3 Woman, awe you? 
MENENIUS. I x3 am as >w< thy ^w^ genyewaw is. 
OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. ;;w;; Then you shouwd UwU hate Wome, as ^.^ he >w< does. ^w^ Can you, when 
you ^.^ have >w< push'd >_< out >_> youw ^w^ gates OwO the vewy defender >_> of ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and in 
:3 a viowent popuwaw xDD ignyowance >w< given >_> youw enemy >_> youw x3 shiewd, ÚwÚ think 
^-^ to xDD fwont his revenges with OwO the :33 easy groans >_> of ^.^ owd :3 women, OwO the 
virginal pawms >_> of >_> youw daughtews, ^w^ ow with OwO the pawsied 
:3 intewcession >_> of such :3 a >_< decay'd ^w^ dotant as you ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to x3 be? ^w^ Can you 
ÚwÚ think ^-^ to blow >_< out OwO the intended x3 fiwe >_> youw :33 city :3 is ready ^-^ to flame 
in with such uWu weak >_> bweath as uWu this? No, you awe ^-^ deceiv'd; OwO thewefowe 
xDD back ^-^ to >_> Wome ÚwÚ and :33 pwepawe uWu fow >_> youw uWu execution. You awe condemn'd; 
^-^ ouw ^w^ genyewaw >_> has sworn you >_< out >_> of wepwieve ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pawdon. 
MENENIUS. Sirrah, ^-^ if >w< thy x3 captain knew I ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; hewe, ^.^ he would ;;w;; use me 
with >w< estimation. 
OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. ^w^ Come, my x3 captain knows you not. 
MENENIUS. I UwU mean >w< thy ^.^ genyewaw. 
OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. UwU My ^w^ genyewaw >_> cawes ^.^ nyot uWu fow you. :3 Back, I ^w^ say; ÚwÚ go, west I 
let :3 fowth >_> youw half >_< pint >_> of bwood. ^.^ Back- that's OwO the xDD utmost >_> of 
>_> youw >w< having. :3 Back. 
MENENIUS. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but fewwow, ÚwÚ fewwow- 

x3 Entew COWIOWANyUS with OwO AUFIDIUS 

uWu COWIOWANyUS. What's OwO the matter? 
MENENIUS. Nyow, you ^w^ companyion, I'll uWu say OwO an ewwand uWu fow OwO you; you uWu shaww 
xDD knyow :3 nyow UwU that I x3 am in OwO estimation; you uWu shaww pewceive UwU that :3 a x3 Jack 
OwO guawdant cannyot >w< office me ^-^ fwom my :3 son UwU Cowiowanyus. ^w^ Guess uWu but uWu by my 
>_> entewtainment with him ^-^ if :3 thou stand'st ^.^ nyot >w< i' th' OwO state >_> of 
x3 hanging, ^w^ ow >_> of >w< some death ^-^ mowe wong in >w< spectatowship ÚwÚ and crueller 
in ^w^ suffewing; >w< behowd :3 nyow presently, ÚwÚ and :33 swoon uWu fow ^w^ what's ^-^ to come 
x3 upon thee. The ^w^ gwowious UwU gods ^-^ sit in houwwy synod about >w< thy 
pawticuwaw x3 pwospewity, ÚwÚ and love ÚwÚ thee nyo >_< wowse than >w< thy ^.^ owd fathew 
OwO Menyenyius does! :3 O my >_< son! my >_< son! :3 thou art preparing x3 fiwe uWu fow >_< us; 
ÚwÚ wook ^.^ thee, >w< hewe's >w< watew ^-^ to ÚwÚ quench it. I ÚwÚ was hardly ÚwÚ muvd ^-^ to come 
^-^ to thee; uWu but being >_> assuwed UwU nyonye uWu but ^-^ mysewf :33 couwd move ^.^ thee, I 
^.^ have >_< been xDD bwown >_< out >_> of >_> youw ^w^ gates with ;;w;; sighs, ÚwÚ and conjuwe ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to 
pawdon >_> Wome ÚwÚ and >w< thy petitionary countrymen. The good UwU gods x3 assuage 
>w< thy wwath, ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn OwO the UwU dwegs >_> of ^.^ it x3 upon :3 this vawwet xDD hewe; this, 
:3 who, >_< wike :3 a ^w^ bwock, ;;w;; hath ;;w;; denyied my access ^-^ to thee. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. xDD Away! 
MENENIUS. ^w^ How! >w< away! 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. x3 Wife, mothew, OwO chiwd, I xDD knyow not. UwU My affairs 
uWu Awe servanted ^-^ to ^.^ othews. ^-^ Though I owe 
UwU My wevenge ^.^ pwopewwy, my >_> wemission :3 wies 
UwU In ^.^ Vowscian uWu bweasts. :33 That ^-^ we ^.^ have >_< been familiar, 
;;w;; Ingwate ÚwÚ fowgetfuwnyess uWu shaww :3 poison wathew 
>w< Than ^-^ pity ^-^ nyote how ^w^ much. OwO Thewefowe >w< be gone. 
Minye ears x3 against >_> youw ÚwÚ suits awe stronger than 
Your ^w^ gates x3 against my :3 fowce. xDD Yet, uWu fow I :33 wov'd ^.^ thee, 
;;w;; Take :3 this ^.^ awong; I :3 wwit ^.^ it uWu fow >w< thy :33 sake ^.^ [Gives :3 a letter] 
And would ^.^ have x3 sent it. >_> Anyothew ;;w;; wowd, xDD Menyenyius, 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hear ÚwÚ thee speak. :3 This man, ^.^ Aufidius, 
>_> Was my bewov'd in Rome; ÚwÚ yet :3 thou behold'st. 
^-^ AUFIDIUS. You ^-^ keep :3 a ;;w;; constant x3 tempew. 
>_< Exeunt COWIOWANyUS ÚwÚ and UwU Aufidius 
OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. Nyow, ;;w;; siw, :3 is >_> youw name ;;w;; Menyenyius? 
x3 SECOND UwU WATCH. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a :3 speww, you >_> see, >_> of >w< much ^.^ powew! You xDD knyow OwO the 
uWu way UwU home again. 
OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. Do you hear how ^-^ we awe ^-^ shent uWu fow UwU keeping >_> youw 
greatness back? 
x3 SECOND UwU WATCH. What ^-^ cause, ^-^ do you xDD think, I ^.^ have ^-^ to :33 swoon? 
MENENIUS. I neither cawe uWu fow th' x3 wowwd :3 nyow >_> youw :3 genyewaw; uWu fow such 
>w< things as you, I can scarce ÚwÚ think :33 thewe's >_< any, >_< y'awe OwO so ^w^ swight. 
ÚwÚ He UwU that ;;w;; hath :3 a uWu wiww ^-^ to die uWu by ^-^ himsewf ^-^ feaws ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom >_> anyothew. 
>_> Wet >_> youw ^w^ genyewaw ^-^ do his uWu wowst. >_< Fow you, >w< be UwU that you awe, xDD wong; 
ÚwÚ and >_> youw >w< misewy OwO incwease with >_> youw OwO age! I uWu say ^-^ to you, as I ÚwÚ was 
^w^ said >w< to: xDD Away! Exit 
OwO FIWST UwU WATCH. OwO A x3 nyobwe fewwow, I ;;w;; wawwant >_> him. 
x3 SECOND UwU WATCH. The >w< wowthy :3 fewwow :3 is ^-^ ouw :3 genyewaw; :33 he's OwO the rock, OwO the 
xDD oak ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ wind-shaken. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
The tent >_> of COWIOWANyUS 

x3 Entew :3 COWIOWANyUS, ÚwÚ AUFIDIUS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews 

uWu COWIOWANyUS. We uWu wiww before OwO the >_< wawws >_> of >_> Wome to-morrow 
ÚwÚ Set ;;w;; down ^-^ ouw ^w^ host. UwU My ;;w;; pawtnyew in :3 this x3 action, 
You >w< must wepowt ^-^ to th' ^.^ Vowscian uWu wowds how ^-^ pwainwy 
I ^.^ have ÚwÚ bownye :3 this :33 businyess. 
^-^ AUFIDIUS. >_> Onwy theiw ends 
You ^.^ have OwO wespected; stopp'd >_> youw ears x3 against 
The ^w^ genyewaw suit >_> of Rome; never ;;w;; admitted 
OwO A pwivate >_> whispew- no, ^.^ nyot with such fwiends 
:33 That ^w^ thought them ^w^ suwe >_> of you. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. :3 This last ^.^ owd man, 
x3 Whom with cwack'd OwO heawt I ^.^ have x3 sent ^-^ to Wome, 
UwU Wov'd me :33 abuv OwO the measuwe >_> of :3 a uWu fathew; 
;;w;; Nyay, godded me :3 indeed. Their :3 watest UwU wefuge 
>_> Was ^-^ to ^-^ send him; uWu fow uWu whose ^.^ owd love I :33 have- 
^-^ Though I show'd ^.^ souwwy ^-^ to x3 him- UwU once ^-^ mowe ^.^ offew'd 
The ^.^ fiwst :3 conditions, ;;w;; which uWu they >_> did ^w^ wefuse 
And cannyot :3 nyow >w< accept. ÚwÚ To OwO gwace him only, 
:33 That ^w^ thought ^.^ he :33 couwd ^-^ do :3 mowe, :3 a vewy wittwe 
I ^.^ have >w< yiewded to; ^.^ fwesh embassies ÚwÚ and suits, 
Nyow ^-^ fwom OwO the OwO state :3 nyow pwivate fwiends, heweaftew 
uWu Wiww I lend ear x3 to. OwO [Shout ^w^ within] Ha! what ^.^ shout :3 is uWu this? 
:33 Shaww I >w< be OwO tempted ^-^ to UwU infwinge my x3 vow 
UwU In OwO the >_> same UwU time 'tis xDD made? I uWu wiww not. 

OwO Entew, in ÚwÚ mouwnying >_> habits, xDD VIWGIWIA, ÚwÚ VOWUMNyIA, VAWEWIA, 
OwO YOUNG MARCIUS, with attendants 

UwU My UwU wife comes fowemost, then OwO the UwU honyouw'd >_> mouwd 
OwO Whewein :3 this twunk ÚwÚ was fram'd, ÚwÚ and in xDD hew hand 
The ÚwÚ gwandchiwd ^-^ to xDD hew bwood. But out, affection! 
^-^ Aww bond ÚwÚ and UwU pwiviwege >_> of UwU nyatuwe, break! 
>_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be ÚwÚ viwtuous ^-^ to >w< be obstinyate. 
What :3 is UwU that ^w^ cuwtsy worth? ^w^ ow x3 those xDD duvs' >_> eyes, 
^w^ Which can ^-^ make UwU gods >_> fowswown? I mewt, ÚwÚ and x3 am ^.^ nyot 
x3 Of stronger :3 eawth than ^.^ othews. UwU My mothew bows, 
UwU As ^-^ if xDD Owympus ^-^ to :3 a OwO mowehiww shouwd 
UwU In xDD suppwication ÚwÚ nyod; ÚwÚ and my x3 young :3 boy 
;;w;; Hath OwO an aspect >_> of :3 intewcession ;;w;; which 
Great ^-^ nyatuwe x3 cwies ;;w;; 'Deny not.' >_> Wet OwO the >_< Vowsces 
Plough >_> Wome ÚwÚ and harrow Italy; I'll never 
Be such :3 a gosling ^-^ to ^-^ obey >_> instinct, uWu but ^.^ stand 
UwU As ^-^ if :3 a man ;;w;; wewe >_< authow >_> of ^-^ himsewf 
And knew nyo uWu othew kin. 
x3 VIWGIWIA. UwU My lord ÚwÚ and ^w^ husband! 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^.^ These eyes awe ^.^ nyot OwO the >_> same I :33 wowe in Rome. 
x3 VIWGIWIA. The UwU sowwow UwU that delivers OwO us ;;w;; thus >_< chang'd 
:3 Makes you ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ so. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. ;;w;; Wike :3 a :33 duww actow :3 nyow 
I ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot my part ÚwÚ and I x3 am out, 
>_< Even ^-^ to :3 a :33 fuww x3 disgwace. :33 Best >_> of my x3 fwesh, 
uWu Fowgive my tyranny; uWu but ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ say, 
>_< Fow UwU that, uWu 'Fowgive ^-^ ouw >w< Womans.' :33 O, :3 a ÚwÚ kiss 
Wong as my x3 exiwe, ^w^ sweet as my wevenge! 
Nyow, uWu by OwO the x3 jeawous queen >_> of UwU heaven, UwU that ÚwÚ kiss 
I xDD cawwied ^-^ fwom ^.^ thee, ^.^ deaw, ÚwÚ and my OwO twue x3 wip 
;;w;; Hath ÚwÚ viwgin'd ^.^ it e'ew since. You x3 gods! I ;;w;; pwate, 
And OwO the UwU most x3 nyobwe mothew >_> of OwO the x3 wowwd 
Weave unsaluted. x3 Sink, my xDD knyee, >w< i' th' eawth; OwO [Knyeews] 
x3 Of >w< thy ^-^ deep >_> duty ^-^ mowe >w< impwession show 
>w< Than UwU that >_> of ^w^ common :33 sons. 
VOLUMNIA. :33 O, ^.^ stand OwO up bwest! 
>w< Whiwst with nyo ^w^ softew >_< cushion than OwO the fwint 
I knyeew before ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and uWu unpwopewwy 
Show duty, as ^w^ mistaken >w< aww :3 this >_< whiwe 
>w< Between OwO the >w< chiwd ÚwÚ and parent. OwO [Knyeews] 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. What's uWu this? 
Your knyees ^-^ to uWu me, ^-^ to >_> youw cowwected xDD son? 
;;w;; Then let OwO the pebbles uWu on OwO the x3 hungwy :3 beach 
Fillip OwO the staws; then let OwO the mutinyous x3 winds 
Stwike OwO the >_> pwoud cedars >w< 'gainst OwO the :33 fiewy >_> sun, 
x3 Muwd'wing impossibility, ^-^ to ^-^ make 
What cannyot >w< be ^w^ swight OwO wowk. 
VOLUMNIA. Thou art my wawwiow; 
I howp ^-^ to fwame thee. Do you xDD knyow :3 this >w< wady? 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. The x3 nyobwe ^-^ sistew >_> of x3 Pubwicowa, 
The ^-^ moon >_> of Wome, >_< chaste as OwO the ;;w;; icicwe 
^.^ That's >_< cuwdied uWu by OwO the >_> fwost ^-^ fwom puwest snyow, 
And OwO hangs uWu on ^w^ Dian's temple- dear >_< Vawewia! 
VOLUMNIA. :3 This :3 is :3 a UwU poow ;;w;; epitome >_> of xDD youws, 
^w^ Which uWu by th' OwO intewpwetation >_> of :33 fuww UwU time 
May show >_< wike >w< aww OwO youwsewf. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. The god >_> of soldiers, 
x3 With OwO the consent >_> of uWu supweme :33 Juv, infowm 
x3 Thy >_> thoughts with :33 nyobwenyess, UwU that :3 thou uWu mayst ^w^ pwuv 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ shame unvulnerable, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ stick >w< i' th' wars 
;;w;; Wike :3 a gweat sea-mark, standing every fwaw, 
And saving x3 those UwU that eye thee! 
VOLUMNIA. Your xDD knyee, sirrah. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^.^ That's my bwave ÚwÚ boy. 
VOLUMNIA. >_< Even >_< he, >_> youw xDD wife, :3 this >w< wady, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mysewf, 
uWu Awe suitows ^-^ to you. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. I uWu beseech you, :3 peace! 
Or, ^-^ if ^w^ you'd ^-^ ask, wemembew :3 this x3 befowe: 
The xDD thing I ^.^ have >_> fowswown ^-^ to gwant ^-^ may never 
Be held uWu by you ;;w;; denyiaws. Do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; bid me 
:33 Dismiss my soldiers, ^w^ ow >_< capituwate 
>_> Again with :33 Wome's >_> mechanyics. >_> Teww me ^.^ nyot 
OwO Whewein I ÚwÚ seem OwO unnyatuwaw; desiwe ^.^ nyot 
;;w;; T'awway my ^w^ wages ÚwÚ and revenges with 
Your colder weasons. 
VOLUMNIA. :33 O, nyo :3 mowe, nyo ;;w;; mowe! 
You ^.^ have ^w^ said you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot gwant OwO us ^-^ any :3 thing- 
>_< Fow ^-^ we ^.^ have nyothing ewse ^-^ to ÚwÚ ask uWu but UwU that 
^w^ Which you deny ;;w;; awweady; ÚwÚ yet ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ ask, 
That, ^-^ if you x3 faiw in ^-^ ouw UwU wequest, OwO the blame 
May >_> hang x3 upon >_> youw xDD hawdnyess; OwO thewefowe hear ÚwÚ us. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. ^.^ Aufidius, ÚwÚ and you >_< Vowsces, mawk; uWu fow ^w^ we'ww 
>w< Heaw UwU nyought ^-^ fwom >_> Wome in ^w^ pwivate. Your request? 
VOLUMNIA. ;;w;; Shouwd ^-^ we >w< be ;;w;; siwent ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ speak, ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ waiment 
And OwO state >_> of OwO bodies would uWu bewway what life 
We ^.^ have wed >_< since >w< thy OwO exiwe. :33 Think with thyself 
OwO How ^-^ mowe >_< unfowtunyate than >w< aww :3 wiving >w< women 
uWu Awe ^-^ we come uWu hithew; >_< since UwU that >w< thy ^-^ sight, ;;w;; which shouwd 
UwU Make ^-^ ouw eyes flow with joy, hearts ^-^ dance with ^w^ comfowts, 
Constwains them weep ÚwÚ and >_< shake with ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and xDD sowwow, 
:33 Making OwO the mothew, xDD wife, ÚwÚ and OwO chiwd, ^-^ to UwU see 
The UwU son, OwO the xDD husband, ÚwÚ and OwO the fathew, >w< teawing 
His ^-^ countwy's uWu bowews >_< out. And ^-^ to UwU poow ^-^ we 
>_< Thinye uWu enmity's UwU most capitaw: :3 thou x3 baw'st OwO us 
Our ;;w;; pwayews ^-^ to OwO the >_< gods, ;;w;; which :3 is :3 a comfort 
:33 That >w< aww uWu but ^-^ we ^-^ enjoy. >_< Fow how can >_> we, 
^.^ Awas, how can ^-^ we uWu fow ^-^ ouw ;;w;; countwy pray, 
xDD Wheweto ^-^ we awe UwU bound, >_> togethew with >w< thy ;;w;; victowy, 
xDD Wheweto ^-^ we awe ÚwÚ bound? Awack, ^w^ ow ^-^ we >w< must wose 
The xDD countwy, ^-^ ouw dear ^w^ nyuwse, ^w^ ow ewse >w< thy ^.^ pewson, 
Our comfort in OwO the countwy. We >w< must find 
An evident calamity, >w< though ^-^ we xDD had 
Our OwO wish, ;;w;; which >_> side shouwd ^.^ win; uWu fow ;;w;; eithew :3 thou 
Must as :3 a foweign ^.^ wecweant >w< be wed 
x3 With manyacwes OwO thwough ^-^ ouw stweets, ^w^ ow ewse 
>_< Twiumphantwy ÚwÚ twead uWu on >w< thy ^-^ countwy's wuin, 
And bear OwO the pawm uWu fow having bravely shed 
x3 Thy UwU wife ÚwÚ and ^-^ chiwdwen's bwood. >_< Fow ÚwÚ mysewf, UwU son, 
I OwO puwpose ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO wait uWu on >_> fowtunye ÚwÚ tiww 
^.^ These wars ÚwÚ detewminye; ^-^ if I can ^.^ nyot >_< pewsuade ÚwÚ thee 
>_< Wathew ^-^ to show :3 a x3 nyobwe OwO gwace ^-^ to uWu both pawts 
>w< Than >w< seek OwO the ^-^ end >_> of one, :3 thou ^-^ shawt nyo sooner 
ÚwÚ Mawch ^-^ to assauwt >w< thy ;;w;; countwy than ^-^ to twead- 
OwO Twust to't, :3 thou ^-^ shawt nyot- uWu on >w< thy >_> mothew's >_> womb 
:33 That ^w^ bwought ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :3 this world. 
x3 VIWGIWIA. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ minye, 
:33 That ^w^ bwought you :3 fowth :3 this :3 boy ^-^ to ^-^ keep >_> youw name 
Living ^-^ to xDD time. 
>_< BOY. 'A uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ twead uWu on UwU me! 
I'll run away ÚwÚ tiww I x3 am UwU biggew, uWu but then I'll ^w^ fight. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. :3 Nyot >_> of :3 a :3 woman's tenderness ^-^ to >w< be 
uWu Wequiwes :3 nyow >w< chiwd :3 nyow :3 woman's ;;w;; face ^-^ to :3 see. 
I ^.^ have xDD sat xDD too UwU wong. [Wising] 
VOLUMNIA. ;;w;; Nyay, >w< go ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom OwO us OwO thus. 
>w< If ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe OwO so UwU that ^-^ ouw xDD wequest >_> did tend 
ÚwÚ To :33 save OwO the uWu Womans, ^.^ theweby ^-^ to >_< destwoy 
The >_< Vowsces xDD whom you serve, you UwU might condemn OwO us 
UwU As poisonyous >_> of >_> youw honyouw. No, ^-^ ouw suit 
^-^ Is UwU that you weconciwe them: >_< whiwe OwO the >_< Vowsces 
May uWu say >_< 'This UwU mewcy ^-^ we ^.^ have ^.^ show'd,' OwO the Womans 
>_< 'This ^-^ we UwU weceiv'd,' ÚwÚ and OwO each in ;;w;; eithew >_> side 
>w< Give OwO the all-hail ^-^ to ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and x3 cwy uWu 'Be bwest 
>_< Fow :33 making OwO up :3 this peace!' Thou >_< knyow'st, gweat UwU son, 
The ^-^ end >_> of waw's :33 uncewtain; uWu but :3 this ^w^ cewtain, 
That, ^-^ if :3 thou OwO conquew Wome, OwO the benefit 
^w^ Which :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ theweby :33 weap :3 is such :3 a name 
uWu Whose x3 wepetition uWu wiww >w< be dogg'd with x3 cuwses; 
uWu Whose ^-^ chwonyicwe ;;w;; thus x3 wwit: xDD 'The man ÚwÚ was noble, 
But with his last ^-^ attempt ^.^ he ^.^ wip'd ^.^ it out, 
Destroy'd his xDD countwy, ÚwÚ and his name remains 
ÚwÚ To th' >w< ensuing :3 age OwO abhoww'd.' ^w^ Speak ^-^ to uWu me, :33 son. 
Thou x3 hast ;;w;; affected OwO the fine strains >_> of xDD honyouw, 
ÚwÚ To imitate OwO the gwaces >_> of OwO the >_< gods, 
ÚwÚ To >w< teaw with thundew OwO the ^-^ wide x3 cheeks o' th' :3 aiw, 
And ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to chawge >w< thy ^w^ suwphuw with :3 a >_< bowt 
:33 That shouwd uWu but OwO wive OwO an >_> oak. UwU Why OwO dost ^.^ nyot speak? 
uWu Think'st :3 thou ^.^ it honyouwabwe uWu fow :3 a x3 nyobwe man 
OwO Stiww ^-^ to wemembew ^-^ wwongs? ^.^ Daughtew, speak >w< you: 
ÚwÚ He >_> cawes ^.^ nyot uWu fow >_> youw UwU weeping. ^w^ Speak thou, >w< boy; 
Perhaps >w< thy uWu chiwdishnyess uWu wiww move him ^-^ mowe 
>w< Than can ^-^ ouw weasons. There's nyo man in OwO the x3 wowwd 
Mowe bound uWu to's mothew, ÚwÚ yet here ^.^ he UwU wets me ^w^ pwate 
;;w;; Wike ^-^ onye >w< i' th' ^w^ stocks. Thou x3 hast never in >w< thy life 
Show'd >w< thy dear mothew ^-^ any couwtesy, 
When :33 she, UwU poow ÚwÚ hen, OwO fond >_> of nyo uWu second uWu bwood, 
xDD Has cwuck'd ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ waws, ÚwÚ and OwO safewy UwU home 
^w^ Woaden with honyouw. Say my request's unjust, 
And x3 spuwn me >w< back; uWu but ^-^ if ^.^ it ^.^ he ^.^ nyot so, 
Thou art ^.^ nyot ^w^ honyest, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU gods uWu wiww pwague ^.^ thee, 
:33 That :3 thou ÚwÚ westwain'st ^-^ fwom me OwO the >_> duty ;;w;; which 
ÚwÚ To :3 a >_> mothew's part UwU bewongs. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; tuwns >_> away. 
^-^ Down, ladies; let OwO us ÚwÚ shame him with ^-^ ouw UwU knyees. 
ÚwÚ To his surname Coriolanus 'wongs ^-^ mowe uWu pwide 
>w< Than ^-^ pity ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^.^ pwayews. :33 Down. An :3 end; 
:3 This :3 is OwO the :33 wast. ^w^ So ^-^ we uWu wiww UwU home ^-^ to Wome, 
And die UwU among ^-^ ouw nyeighbouws. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ behowd's! 
:3 This OwO boy, UwU that cannyot tell what ^.^ he would ^.^ have 
But kneels ÚwÚ and howds OwO up ^.^ hands uWu fow x3 fewwowship, 
uWu Does reason ^-^ ouw >_> petition with ^-^ mowe OwO stwength 
>w< Than :3 thou x3 hast ^-^ to ^.^ deny't. ^w^ Come, let OwO us ^.^ go. 
:3 This :3 fewwow xDD had :3 a ^.^ Vowscian ^-^ to his mother; 
His UwU wife :3 is in >_< Cowiowi, ÚwÚ and his >w< chiwd 
;;w;; Wike him uWu by chance. >_> Yet ^w^ give OwO us ^-^ ouw UwU dispatch. 
I x3 am hush'd xDD untiw ^-^ ouw :33 city >w< be afiwe, 
And then I'll speak :3 a ^-^ wittwe. 
:3 [He howds xDD hew uWu by OwO the ;;w;; hand, silent] 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. :3 O mothew, mothew! 
What ^.^ have you ;;w;; donye? >_< Behowd, OwO the uWu heavens ^-^ do :33 ope, 
The UwU gods ÚwÚ wook down, ÚwÚ and :3 this uWu unnyatuwaw scene 
^.^ They waugh OwO at. :3 O my mothew, mothew! O! 
You ^.^ have xDD won :3 a x3 happy OwO victowy ^-^ to Rome; 
But uWu fow >_> youw ^-^ son- believe it, :33 O, believe it!- 
uWu Most >_> dangewouswy you ^.^ have with him :3 pwevaiw'd, 
>w< If ^.^ nyot UwU most x3 mowtaw ^-^ to >_> him. But let ^.^ it come. 
^.^ Aufidius, >w< though I cannyot ^-^ make OwO twue ^w^ waws, 
I'll fwame UwU convenyient ^-^ peace. Nyow, good ^.^ Aufidius, 
Were you in my UwU stead, would you ^.^ have heard 
OwO A mothew ^.^ wess, ^w^ ow gwanted ^.^ wess, ^.^ Aufidius? 
^-^ AUFIDIUS. I ÚwÚ was ;;w;; mov'd :3 withaw. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. I dare >w< be sworn you ÚwÚ wewe! 
And, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ it :3 is nyo wittwe xDD thing ^-^ to ^-^ make 
Minye eyes ^-^ to ÚwÚ sweat >w< compassion. But, good ;;w;; siw, 
What xDD peace you'fl >_> make, :33 advise >_> me. >_< Fow my UwU pawt, 
I'll ^.^ nyot ^-^ to Wome, I'll xDD back with OwO you; ÚwÚ and pray you 
Stand ^-^ to me in :3 this ^.^ cause. :3 O mothew! UwU wife! 
^-^ AUFIDIUS. ^-^ [Aside] I x3 am ^.^ gwad :3 thou x3 hast xDD set >w< thy UwU mewcy ÚwÚ and >w< thy 
uWu honyouw 
^.^ At >_> diffewence in thee. Out >_> of UwU that I'll wowk 
Myself :3 a fowmew xDD fowtunye. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. uWu [To OwO the :33 wadies] >w< Ay, uWu by ÚwÚ and ^.^ by; 
But ^-^ we uWu wiww dwink >_< togethew; ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww bear 
OwO A better witness xDD back than x3 wowds, ;;w;; which >_> we, 
uWu On >_< wike :3 conditions, uWu wiww ^.^ have UwU countew-seaw'd. 
^w^ Come, ÚwÚ entew with ÚwÚ us. uWu Wadies, you deserve 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have :3 a :33 tempwe built you. ^-^ Aww OwO the >_> swowds 
UwU In >_< Itawy, ÚwÚ and xDD hew confederate uWu awms, 
Could ^.^ nyot ^.^ have :3 made :3 this ^-^ peace. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
Rome. OwO A uWu pubwic place 

x3 Entew ^w^ MENyENyIUS ÚwÚ and ^-^ SICINyIUS 

MENENIUS. ^w^ See you yond ^.^ coign o' th' Capitow, yond cornerstone? 
^.^ SICINyIUS. ÚwÚ Why, what >_> of ÚwÚ that? 
MENENIUS. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be possibwe uWu fow you ^-^ to displace ^.^ it with >_> youw wittwe 
fingew, there :3 is >w< some >w< hope OwO the ;;w;; wadies >_> of Wome, >w< especiawwy his 
mothew, ^-^ may :33 pwevaiw with >_> him. But I uWu say there :3 is nyo >w< hope in't; 
^-^ ouw throats awe UwU sentenc'd, ÚwÚ and stay x3 upon uWu execution. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. :3 Is't possibwe UwU that OwO so ^-^ showt :3 a UwU time can x3 awtew OwO the 
^.^ condition >_> of :3 a man? 
MENENIUS. Thewe :3 is uWu diffewency :3 between :3 a x3 gwub ÚwÚ and :3 a butterfly; ÚwÚ yet 
>_> youw uWu buttewfwy ÚwÚ was :3 a ^w^ gwub. :3 This uWu Mawcius :3 is UwU gwown ^-^ fwom man ^-^ to 
ÚwÚ dwagon; ^.^ he >_> has UwU wings, :33 he's ^-^ mowe than :3 a ÚwÚ cweeping >_> thing. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. ÚwÚ He :33 wov'd his mothew uWu deawwy. 
MENENIUS. ^w^ So >_> did ^.^ he me; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he nyo ^-^ mowe x3 wemembews his mothew :3 nyow 
than OwO an UwU eight-yeaw-owd ÚwÚ howse. The tawtnyess >_> of his ;;w;; face sours wipe 
>_< gwapes; when ^.^ he xDD wawks, ^.^ he muvs >_< wike OwO an ^-^ enginye ÚwÚ and OwO the gwound 
shrinks before his uWu tweading. ÚwÚ He :3 is able ^-^ to >w< piewce :3 a x3 cowswet with 
his eye, ÚwÚ tawks >_< wike :3 a OwO knyeww, ÚwÚ and his >w< hum :3 is :3 a :3 battewy. ÚwÚ He OwO sits in 
his OwO state as :3 a xDD thing :3 made uWu fow Awexandew. What ^.^ he >_< bids >w< be x3 donye :3 is 
finish'd with his ^-^ bidding. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ wants nyothing >_> of :3 a god uWu but 
uWu etewnyity, ÚwÚ and :3 a >w< heaven ^-^ to UwU thwonye in. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. ÚwÚ Yes- >w< mewcy, ^-^ if you wepowt him ;;w;; twuwy. 
MENENIUS. I x3 paint him in OwO the character. >_< Mawk what UwU mewcy his mothew 
uWu shaww bwing ^-^ fwom >_> him. Thewe :3 is nyo ^-^ mowe UwU mewcy in him than there :3 is 
>_< miwk in :3 a mawe tiger; UwU that uWu shaww ^-^ ouw UwU poow :33 city >_< find. And >w< aww :3 this 
:3 is x3 'wong >_> of you. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. The UwU gods >w< be good x3 unto >_< us! 
MENENIUS. No, in such :3 a UwU case OwO the UwU gods uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be good x3 unto ÚwÚ us. 
When ^-^ we banish'd him ^-^ we respected ^.^ nyot them; :3 and, ^.^ he ;;w;; wetuwnying ^-^ to 
>_< bweak ^-^ ouw nyecks, uWu they >_< wespect ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ us. 

x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW 

MESSENGEW. >_> Siw, ^-^ if ^w^ you'd :33 save >_> youw xDD wife, UwU fwy ^-^ to >_> youw >_< house. 
The >_< pwebeians ^.^ have ^w^ got >_> youw :3 fewwow tribune 
And hale him OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down; >w< aww sweawing ^-^ if 
The Woman ;;w;; wadies bwing ^.^ nyot comfort UwU home 
>w< They'ww ^w^ give him death uWu by inches. 

x3 Entew another MESSENGEW 

^.^ SICINyIUS. What's OwO the x3 nyews? 
x3 SECOND MESSENGEW. Good UwU nyews, good >w< nyews! The ;;w;; wadies ^.^ have :3 pwevaiw'd, 
The Volscians awe uWu diswodg'd, ÚwÚ and uWu Mawcius gone. 
OwO A mewwiew :3 day >_> did never ÚwÚ yet gweet Wome, 
No, ^.^ nyot th' expuwsion >_> of OwO the Tawquins. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. Friend, 
Awt :3 thou ÚwÚ cewtain :3 this :3 is :3 twue? :3 Is't UwU most ^-^ cewtain? 
x3 SECOND MESSENGEW. UwU As ÚwÚ cewtain as I xDD knyow OwO the >_< sun :3 is >w< fiwe. 
:3 Whewe ^.^ have you wuwk'd, UwU that you ^-^ make x3 doubt >_> of it? 
:33 Nye'ew OwO thwough OwO an OwO awch OwO so huwwied OwO the xDD bwown >_< tide 
UwU As OwO the OwO wecomfowted OwO thwough th' xDD gates. ÚwÚ Why, :3 hawk xDD you! 
;;w;; [Twumpets, ^w^ hautboys, ;;w;; dwums beat, >w< aww ÚwÚ togethew] 
The twumpets, ^w^ sackbuts, ^w^ psawtewies, ÚwÚ and fifes, 
>_< Tabows ÚwÚ and ^-^ cymbaws, ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO shouting uWu Womans, 
UwU Make OwO the >_< sun dance. UwU Hawk xDD you! ;;w;; [A ^.^ shout ^w^ within] 
MENENIUS. :3 This :3 is good news. 
I uWu wiww >w< go ^.^ meet OwO the ladies. :3 This ^.^ Vowumnyia 
^-^ Is wowth >_> of consuws, senators, patwicians, 
OwO A :33 city ^-^ fuww; >_> of tribunes such as you, 
OwO A ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ and ^.^ wand :33 fuww. You ^.^ have >_> pway'd ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ to-day: 
:3 This xDD mownying uWu fow >w< ten ^w^ thousand >_> of >_> youw throats 
:3 I'd ^.^ nyot ^.^ have >w< given :3 a ÚwÚ doit. Hawk, how uWu they >_< joy! 
>_< [Sound still with OwO the ÚwÚ shouts] 
^.^ SICINyIUS. First, OwO the UwU gods bless you uWu fow >_> youw ;;w;; tidings; nyext, 
OwO Accept my :3 thankfuwnyess. 
x3 SECOND MESSENGEW. >_> Siw, ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< aww 
Great cause ^-^ to ^w^ give gweat :33 thanks. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. ^.^ They awe ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the xDD city? 
MESSENGEW. >w< Awmost at point ^-^ to >_> entew. 
^.^ SICINyIUS. >w< We'ww ^.^ meet ;;w;; them, 
And ^w^ hewp OwO the OwO joy. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE :3 V. 
Rome. OwO A uWu stweet ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the xDD gate 

x3 Entew two SENATORS x3 With ÚwÚ VOWUMNyIA, xDD VIWGIWIA, VAWEWIA, >_< passing xDD uvw OwO the xDD stage, 
^w^ 'With uWu othew LORDS 

OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ÚwÚ Behowd ^-^ ouw patroness, OwO the life >_> of Rome! 
^-^ Caww >w< aww >_> youw twibes togethew, UwU pwaise OwO the >_< gods, 
And ^-^ make triumphant >_> fiwes; UwU stwew >_> fwowews before ^.^ them. 
;;w;; Unshout OwO the ^w^ nyoise UwU that banish'd OwO Mawcius, 
OwO Wepeaw him with OwO the ^-^ wewcome >_> of his mother; 
ALL. Wewcome, uWu wadies, welcome! 
;;w;; [A flourish with ;;w;; dwums ÚwÚ and trumpets. ^-^ Exeunt] 




^-^ SCENyE VI. 
xDD Cowiowi. OwO A uWu pubwic place 

x3 Entew TULLUS OwO AUFIDIUS with ^.^ attendents 

^-^ AUFIDIUS. uWu Go tell OwO the uWu wowds o' th' :33 city I x3 am xDD hewe; 
^w^ Dewivew them :3 this papew' having ;;w;; wead it, 
UwU Bid them wepaiw ^-^ to th' mawket-pwace, xDD whewe OwO I, 
>_< Even in ;;w;; theiws ÚwÚ and in OwO the uWu commons' eaws, 
uWu Wiww vouch OwO the >w< twuth >_> of it. :3 Him I :3 accuse 
The :33 city ;;w;; powts uWu by :3 this ;;w;; hath ^.^ entew'd ÚwÚ and 
UwU Intends x3 t' :3 appeaw before OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, OwO hoping 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ puwge ^-^ himsewf with wowds. Dispatch. 
>_< Exeunt attendants 

x3 Entew three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw CONSPIRATORS >_> of OwO AUFIDIUS' >w< faction 

uWu Most welcome! 
OwO FIWST CONSPIRATOR. OwO How :3 is ^.^ it with ^-^ ouw ^-^ genyewaw? 
^-^ AUFIDIUS. >_< Even OwO so 
UwU As with :3 a man uWu by his >_> own ÚwÚ awms empoison'd, 
And with his charity slain. 
x3 SECOND CONSPIRATOR. uWu Most x3 nyobwe ;;w;; siw, 
>w< If you ^-^ do howd OwO the >_> same ^.^ intent wherein 
You :33 wish'd OwO us :33 pawties, ^w^ we'ww x3 dewivew you 
x3 Of >_> youw gweat >_> dangew. 
^-^ AUFIDIUS. >_> Siw, I cannyot UwU teww; 
We >w< must :33 pwoceed as ^-^ we ^-^ do find OwO the :33 peopwe. 
uWu THIWD CONSPIRATOR. The ^w^ peopwe uWu wiww >_< wemain uncewtain UwU whiwst 
'Twixt you :33 thewe's difference; uWu but OwO the ^-^ faww >_> of ;;w;; eithew 
:3 Makes OwO the suwvivow ÚwÚ heiw >_> of all. 
^-^ AUFIDIUS. I xDD knyow xDD it; 
And my ÚwÚ pwetext ^-^ to strike at him xDD admits 
OwO A good constwuction. I rais'd ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and I xDD pawn'd 
Minye uWu honyouw uWu fow his OwO twuth; ^-^ who being OwO so heighten'd, 
ÚwÚ He x3 watewed his OwO nyew pwants with ^w^ dews >_> of fwattewy, 
Seducing OwO so my fwiends; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :3 this ^-^ end 
ÚwÚ He bow'd his UwU nyatuwe, never OwO knyown before 
But ^-^ to >w< be :3 wough, unswayable, ÚwÚ and xDD fwee. 
uWu THIWD CONSPIRATOR. >_> Siw, his >_< stoutnyess 
When ^.^ he >_> did ^.^ stand uWu fow consuw, ;;w;; which ^.^ he lost 
By wack >_> of xDD stooping- 
^-^ AUFIDIUS. :33 That I would ^.^ have spoken >_> of. 
>_> Being banish'd UwU fow't, ^.^ he came x3 unto my ^.^ heawth, 
Presented ^-^ to my :33 knyife his >_< thwoat. I took him; 
^w^ Made him joint-sewvant with me; >_> gave him uWu way 
UwU In >w< aww his >_> own desiwes; xDD nyay, let him OwO choose 
Out >_> of my xDD fiwes, his pwojects ^-^ to ^w^ accompwish, 
UwU My :33 best ÚwÚ and freshest ^w^ men; sewv'd his designments 
UwU In >_< minye >_> own ^-^ pewson; howp ^-^ to :33 weap OwO the ÚwÚ fame 
^w^ Which ^.^ he >_> did ^-^ end >w< aww his, ÚwÚ and took >w< some uWu pwide 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ do ^-^ mysewf :3 this ^.^ wwong. OwO Tiww, at OwO the ^w^ wast, 
I >w< seem'd his :3 fowwowew, ^.^ nyot pawtnyew; ÚwÚ and 
ÚwÚ He uWu wag'd me with his countenance as ^-^ if 
I xDD had >_< been mewcenyawy. 
OwO FIWST CONSPIRATOR. ^w^ So ^.^ he :33 did, my :33 wowd. 
The ;;w;; awmy uWu mawveww'd at xDD it; :3 and, in OwO the ^w^ wast, 
When ^.^ he xDD had xDD cawwied >_> Wome ÚwÚ and UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ wook'd 
>_< Fow nyo less ÚwÚ spoiw than ;;w;; gwowy- 
^-^ AUFIDIUS. Thewe ÚwÚ was xDD it; 
>_< Fow ;;w;; which my sinyews uWu shaww >w< be stwetch'd x3 upon >_> him. 
^.^ At :3 a xDD few ^.^ dwops >_> of women's rheum, ;;w;; which awe 
UwU As UwU cheap as :3 wies, ^.^ he :3 sowd OwO the UwU bwood ÚwÚ and >_< wabouw 
x3 Of ^-^ ouw gweat >_> action; OwO thewefowe uWu shaww ^.^ he x3 die, 
And I'll ^.^ wenyew me in his OwO faww. But, xDD hawk! 
UwU [Dwums ÚwÚ and 
OwO twumpets ^w^ sound, with gweat shouts >_> of OwO the >w< peopwe] 
OwO FIWST CONSPIRATOR. Your ÚwÚ nyative ^-^ town you ^.^ entew'd >_< wike :3 a uWu post, 
And xDD had nyo wewcomes >_< home; uWu but ^.^ he wetuwns 
>w< Spwitting OwO the ÚwÚ aiw with ^w^ nyoise. 
x3 SECOND CONSPIRATOR. And uWu patient fools, 
uWu Whose chiwdwen ^.^ he ;;w;; hath slain, theiw base throats >w< teaw 
x3 With giving him x3 gwowy. 
uWu THIWD CONSPIRATOR. :33 Thewefowe, at >_> youw :3 vantage, 
Ewe ^.^ he express ^-^ himsewf ^w^ ow move OwO the ^w^ peopwe 
x3 With what ^.^ he would ÚwÚ say, let him ;;w;; feew >_> youw ;;w;; swowd, 
^w^ Which ^-^ we uWu wiww ÚwÚ second. When ^.^ he :3 wies awong, 
:33 Aftew >_> youw uWu way his xDD tawe pwonyounc'd uWu shaww :33 buwy 
His reasons with his ÚwÚ body. 
^-^ AUFIDIUS. Say nyo mowe: 
;;w;; Hewe come OwO the wowds. 

x3 Entew OwO the LORDS >_> of OwO the :33 city 

xDD WOWDS. You awe UwU most ^-^ wewcome UwU home. 
^-^ AUFIDIUS. I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot deserv'd it. 
But, >w< wowthy x3 wowds, ^.^ have you with ^w^ heed uWu pewused 
What I ^.^ have written ^-^ to you? 
xDD WOWDS. We have. 
OwO FIWST LORD. And >w< gwieve ^-^ to heaw't. 
What faults ^.^ he :3 made before OwO the ^w^ wast, I ÚwÚ think 
OwO Might ^.^ have ;;w;; found :33 easy finyes; uWu but there ^-^ to ^-^ end 
:3 Whewe ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ^-^ to ÚwÚ begin, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give away 
The benefit >_> of ^-^ ouw wevies, answering OwO us 
x3 With ^-^ ouw >_> own chawge, :33 making :3 a ÚwÚ tweaty xDD whewe 
Thewe ÚwÚ was :3 a UwU yiewding- :3 this xDD admits nyo excuse. 
^-^ AUFIDIUS. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; appwoaches; you uWu shaww hear >_> him. 

x3 Entew :3 COWIOWANyUS, marching with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and ^.^ cowouws; 
OwO the commoners being with him 

uWu COWIOWANyUS. Hail, UwU wowds! I x3 am wetuwn'd >_> youw sowdiew; 
:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe ^.^ infected with my ^-^ countwy's love 
>w< Than when I x3 pawted hence, uWu but still x3 subsisting 
^.^ Undew >_> youw gweat ^.^ command. You awe ^-^ to xDD knyow 
:33 That ^.^ pwospewouswy I ^.^ have :33 attempted, ÚwÚ and 
x3 With bwoody ÚwÚ passage wed >_> youw wars x3 even ^-^ to 
The ^w^ gates >_> of Rome. Our spoils ^-^ we ^.^ have ^w^ bwought UwU home 
^-^ Doth ^-^ mowe than ^-^ countewpoise :3 a :33 fuww third part 
The chawges >_> of OwO the ^w^ action. We ^.^ have :3 made xDD peace 
x3 With nyo less uWu honyouw ^-^ to OwO the Antiates 
>w< Than ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to th' :3 Womans; ÚwÚ and ^-^ we here ÚwÚ dewivew, 
Subscrib'd uWu by th' consuws ÚwÚ and patwicians, 
Together with OwO the >w< seaw o' th' >w< Senyate, what 
We ^.^ have ^-^ compounded x3 on. 
^-^ AUFIDIUS. x3 Wead ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, x3 nyobwe lords; 
But tell OwO the >_> twaitow in OwO the OwO highest degree 
ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^.^ abus'd >_> youw powers. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. Traitor! OwO How ^w^ nyow? 
^-^ AUFIDIUS. >w< Ay, >w< twaitow, OwO Mawcius. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. Mawcius! 
^-^ AUFIDIUS. >w< Ay, OwO Mawcius, ^-^ Caius Mawcius! Dost :3 thou ÚwÚ think 
I'll OwO gwace ÚwÚ thee with UwU that UwU wobbewy, >w< thy stow'n name 
>w< Cowiowanyus, in Corioli? 
You uWu wowds ÚwÚ and :3 heads o' th' state, OwO pewfidiouswy 
ÚwÚ He >_> has betway'd >_> youw ^-^ businyess ÚwÚ and >w< given uWu up, 
>_< Fow ÚwÚ cewtain ^.^ dwops >_> of >_> sawt, >_> youw :33 city :3 Wome- 
I uWu say >_> youw ÚwÚ city- ^-^ to his UwU wife ÚwÚ and mother; 
^-^ Bweaking his OwO oath ÚwÚ and wesowution >_< wike 
OwO A twist >_> of rotten silk; never xDD admitting 
>_< Counsew o' th' waw; uWu but at his nurse's ;;w;; teaws 
ÚwÚ He UwU whin'd ÚwÚ and xDD woaw'd away >_> youw ;;w;; victowy, 
:33 That ^-^ pages >_< bwush'd at ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and x3 men >_> of OwO heawt 
Wook'd >_> wond'wing OwO each at ^.^ othews. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. >_> Heaw'st thou, x3 Maws? 
^-^ AUFIDIUS. >w< Nyame ^.^ nyot OwO the god, :3 thou :3 boy >_> of teaws- 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. Ha! 
^-^ AUFIDIUS. :33 -nyo more. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. :33 Measuwewess UwU wiaw, :3 thou x3 hast :3 made my OwO heawt 
:3 Too gweat uWu fow what uWu contains it. x3 'Boy'! :3 O slave! 
Pawdon uWu me, x3 wowds, 'tis OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU time UwU that >w< evew 
I ÚwÚ was fowc'd ^-^ to ^.^ scowd. Your ;;w;; judgments, my grave x3 wowds, 
Must ^w^ give :3 this >_> cuw OwO the >_> wie; ÚwÚ and his >_> own notion- 
OwO Who weaws my stwipes uWu impwess'd x3 upon ^w^ him, UwU that 
Must bear my >_> beating ^-^ to his ^-^ gwave- uWu shaww >_> join 
ÚwÚ To OwO thwust OwO the lie x3 unto >_> him. 
OwO FIWST LORD. Peace, ^.^ both, ÚwÚ and hear me speak. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. xDD Cut me ^-^ to pieces, xDD Vowsces; x3 men ÚwÚ and xDD wads, 
Stain >w< aww >_> youw edges uWu on >_> me. x3 'Boy'! UwU Fawse >_> hound! 
>w< If you ^.^ have :3 wwit >_> youw ^-^ annyaws true, 'tis there 
That, >_< wike OwO an UwU eagwe in :3 a x3 duv-cote, I 
Flutter'd >_> youw Volscians in xDD Cowiowi. 
Alone I >_> did it. x3 'Boy'! 
^-^ AUFIDIUS. ÚwÚ Why, x3 nyobwe x3 wowds, 
uWu Wiww you >w< be >w< put in :33 mind >_> of his uWu bwind OwO fowtunye, 
^w^ Which ÚwÚ was >_> youw shame, uWu by :3 this unhowy braggart, 
Fowe >_> youw >_> own eyes ÚwÚ and ;;w;; eaws? 
CONSPIWATOWS. >_> Wet him die for't. 
^w^ AWW OwO THE PEOPLE. >_< Teaw him ^-^ to ÚwÚ pieces. Do ^.^ it >_> pwesentwy. ÚwÚ He xDD kiww'd my 
:33 son. UwU My daughter. ÚwÚ He xDD kiww'd my cousin Marcus. ÚwÚ He xDD kiww'd my 
father. 
x3 SECOND LORD. Peace, UwU ho! :3 Nyo >_> outwage- :3 peace! 
The man :3 is noble, ÚwÚ and his ÚwÚ fame folds in 
:3 This ^-^ owb o' th' xDD eawth. His last offences ^-^ to OwO us 
:33 Shaww ^.^ have x3 judicious ÚwÚ heawing. ÚwÚ Stand, ^.^ Aufidius, 
And twoubwe ^.^ nyot OwO the ^-^ peace. 
uWu COWIOWANyUS. :3 O UwU that I xDD had ^w^ him, 
x3 With OwO six xDD Aufidiuses, ^w^ ow >w< mowe- his ^-^ twibe, 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; use my lawful :3 swowd! 
^-^ AUFIDIUS. >_> Insowent viwwain! 
CONSPIWATOWS. >w< Kiww, ;;w;; kiww, ;;w;; kiww, ;;w;; kiww, :33 kiww :3 him! 
UwU [The CONSPIRATORS dwaw ÚwÚ and :33 kiww CORIOLANUS,who ^.^ fawws. 
OwO AUFIDIUS ^-^ stands uWu on xDD him] 
xDD WOWDS. ^-^ Howd, >_< howd, >_< howd, :33 howd! 
^-^ AUFIDIUS. UwU My x3 nyobwe masters, hear me speak. 
OwO FIWST LORD. :3 O Tullus! 
x3 SECOND LORD. Thou x3 hast x3 donye :3 a deed ;;w;; wheweat valour uWu wiww weep. 
uWu THIWD LORD. OwO Twead ^.^ nyot x3 upon >_> him. Masters aww, >w< be UwU quiet; 
x3 Put OwO up >_> youw x3 swowds. 
^-^ AUFIDIUS. UwU My x3 wowds, when you uWu shaww >_> knyow- as in :3 this wage, 
Pwovok'd uWu by ^w^ him, you cannot- OwO the gweat danger 
^w^ Which :3 this ÚwÚ man's life >_> did owe you, ^w^ you'ww uWu wejoice 
:33 That ^.^ he :3 is ;;w;; thus ÚwÚ cut UwU off. UwU Pwease ^.^ it >_> youw honours 
ÚwÚ To caww me ^-^ to >_> youw >w< Senyate, I'll x3 dewivew 
Myself >_> youw :33 woyaw x3 sewvant, ^w^ ow >_> enduwe 
Your ÚwÚ heaviest x3 censuwe. 
OwO FIWST LORD. Beaw ^-^ fwom x3 hence his body, 
And mourn you uWu fow >_> him. >_> Wet him >w< be :33 wegawded 
UwU As OwO the UwU most x3 nyobwe cowse UwU that >w< evew xDD hewawd 
OwO Did follow ^-^ to his um. 
x3 SECOND LORD. His >_> own :3 impatience 
Takes ^-^ fwom UwU Aufidius :3 a gweat part >_> of blame. 
Let's ^-^ make OwO the :33 best >_> of it. 
^-^ AUFIDIUS. UwU My ;;w;; wage :3 is gone, 
And I x3 am struck with sorrow. ;;w;; Take him :33 up. 
:3 Hewp, three o' th' UwU chiefest UwU sowdiews; I'll >w< be ^w^ onye. 
^.^ Beat :3 thou OwO the ^.^ dwum, UwU that ^.^ it speak mournfully; 
x3 Twaiw >_> youw >_< steew >w< pikes. ^-^ Though in :3 this :33 city ^.^ he 
;;w;; Hath uWu widowed ÚwÚ and unchilded many :3 a one, 
^w^ Which ^-^ to :3 this hour >_> bewaiw OwO the injury, 
>_> Yet ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 a x3 nyobwe :33 memowy. 
OwO Assist. ^.^ Exeunt, beawing OwO the ÚwÚ body >_> of COWIOWANyUS 
;;w;; [A UwU dead mawch ^w^ sounded] 


OwO THE ^.^ END 



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:33 1609 

>_< CYMBEWINyE 

uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe 



Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae 

x3 CYMBEWINyE, UwU King >_> of Britain 
OwO CWOTEN, :3 son ^-^ to OwO the Queen uWu by :3 a fowmew xDD husband 
^.^ POSTHUMUS ^-^ WEONyATUS, :3 a ;;w;; gentweman, xDD husband ^-^ to >_< Imogen 
BELARIUS, :3 a >w< banyished lord, uWu disguised uWu undew OwO the name >_> of Morgan 

^w^ GUIDEWIUS ÚwÚ and x3 AWVIWAGUS, >_< sons ^-^ to :33 Cymbewinye, uWu disguised uWu undew OwO the 
>_< nyames >_> of ^.^ POWYDOWE ÚwÚ and CADWAL, supposed >_< sons ^-^ to UwU Bewawius 
ÚwÚ PHIWAWIO, ÚwÚ Itawian, fwiend ^-^ to UwU Posthumus 
>_< IACHIMO, ÚwÚ Itawian, fwiend ^-^ to ^-^ Phiwawio 
OwO A FRENCH GENTLEMAN, fwiend ^-^ to ^-^ Phiwawio 
ÚwÚ CAIUS ÚwÚ WUCIUS, x3 Genyewaw >_> of OwO the Woman :33 Fowces 
OwO A UwU WOMAN uWu CAPTAIN 
OwO TWO >_< BWITISH CAPTAINS 
PISANIO, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to UwU Posthumus 
OwO COWNyEWIUS, :3 a physician 
OwO TWO LORDS >_> of Cymbewinye's couwt 
OwO TWO GENTLEMEN >_> of OwO the >_> same 
OwO TWO GAOLERS 

QUEEN, UwU wife ^-^ to Cymbewinye 
IMOGEN, daughter ^-^ to Cymbewinye uWu by :3 a fowmew queen 
OwO HEWEN, :3 a wady :33 attending uWu on >_< Imogen 

xDD APPAWITIONS 

>w< Wowds, uWu Wadies, Woman x3 Senyatows, xDD Twibunyes, :3 a ÚwÚ Soothsayew, :3 a 
Dutch Gentleman, :3 a uWu Spanyish Gentleman, UwU Musicians, UwU Officews, 
UwU Captains, ;;w;; Sowdiews, ^-^ Messengews, ÚwÚ and x3 Attendants 



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SCENyE: 
Bwitain; ^-^ Itawy 



^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
x3 Bwitain. The garden >_> of :3 CYMBEWINyE'S :33 pawace 

OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. You ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^.^ meet :3 a man uWu but UwU fwowns; ^-^ ouw bloods 
:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ obey OwO the uWu heavens than ^-^ ouw couwtiews 
OwO Stiww ÚwÚ seem as OwO does OwO the King's. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. But ^w^ what's OwO the matter? 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. His >_> daughtew, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ heiw UwU of's UwU kingdom, xDD whom 
ÚwÚ He UwU puwpos'd ^-^ to his :3 wife's >_> sowe ^-^ son- :3 a widow 
:33 That ^.^ wate ^.^ he >_> mawwied- ;;w;; hath >w< wefeww'd x3 hewsewf 
^.^ Unto :3 a UwU poow uWu but >w< wowthy gentleman. x3 She's UwU wedded; 
Her xDD husband ;;w;; banyish'd; ^.^ she >_> impwison'd. ^-^ Aww 
^-^ Is >_> outwawd xDD sowwow, >w< though I ÚwÚ think OwO the UwU King 
Be ^w^ touch'd at vewy ÚwÚ heawt. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. None uWu but OwO the ^.^ King? 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ He UwU that ;;w;; hath lost xDD hew ^w^ too. ^w^ So :3 is OwO the uWu Queen, 
:33 That UwU most >w< desiw'd OwO the ^w^ match. But ^.^ nyot :3 a :33 couwtiew, 
UwU Awthough uWu they wear theiw faces ^-^ to OwO the bent 
x3 Of OwO the King's >w< wooks, ;;w;; hath :3 a OwO heawt UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot 
Gwad at OwO the xDD thing uWu they scoww OwO at. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. And x3 why so? 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ He UwU that ;;w;; hath >_< miss'd OwO the ^w^ Pwincess :3 is :3 a xDD thing 
:3 Too OwO bad uWu fow OwO bad OwO wepowt; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU that ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ hew- 
I UwU mean UwU that married UwU hew, :33 awack, good ^w^ man! 
And OwO thewefowe banyish'd- :3 is :3 a ;;w;; cweatuwe such 
As, ^-^ to >w< seek OwO thwough OwO the wegions >_> of OwO the :3 eawth 
>_< Fow ^-^ onye his ^-^ wike, there would >w< be xDD something >_> faiwing 
UwU In him UwU that shouwd compawe. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think 
^w^ So fair OwO an >_> outwawd ÚwÚ and such stuff within 
x3 Endows :3 a man uWu but ^w^ he. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. You speak him ;;w;; faw. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I ^-^ do uWu extend ^w^ him, ;;w;; siw, within ;;w;; himsewf; 
Crush him >_> togethew wathew than ^-^ unfowd 
His measuwe ^.^ duwy. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. What's his name ÚwÚ and >_> biwth? 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I cannyot delve him ^-^ to OwO the :3 woot; his fathew 
>_> Was xDD caww'd Sicilius, ^-^ who >_> did >_> join his uWu honyouw 
uWu Against OwO the Womans with >_< Cassibewan, 
But xDD had his titwes uWu by Tenyantius, xDD whom 
ÚwÚ He sewv'd with >_> gwowy ÚwÚ and uWu admiw'd >w< success, 
^w^ So xDD gain'd OwO the suw-addition ÚwÚ Weonyatus; 
And ^-^ had, >w< besides :3 this ^-^ gentweman in ^.^ question, 
>w< Two uWu othew OwO sons, :3 who, in OwO the wars o' th' UwU time, 
>w< Died with theiw >_> swowds in >w< hand; uWu fow ;;w;; which theiw fathew, 
;;w;; Then ^.^ owd ÚwÚ and OwO fond >_> of ;;w;; issue, took such UwU sowwow 
:33 That ^.^ he ;;w;; quit >_< being; ÚwÚ and his gentwe >w< wady, 
uWu Big >_> of :3 this ;;w;; gentweman, ^-^ ouw theme, deceas'd 
UwU As ^.^ he ÚwÚ was uWu bown. The UwU King ^.^ he ^-^ takes OwO the ;;w;; babe 
ÚwÚ To his OwO pwotection, calls him UwU Posthumus Weonyatus, 
Bweeds him ÚwÚ and makes him >_> of his OwO bed-chambew, 
>w< Puts ^-^ to him >w< aww OwO the >_> weawnyings UwU that his UwU time 
Could ^-^ make him OwO the weceivew >w< of; ;;w;; which ^.^ he took, 
UwU As ^-^ we ^-^ do :3 aiw, fast as 'twas minyist'wed, 
And :33 in's spwing became :3 a ^.^ hawvest, uWu wiv'd in uWu couwt- 
^w^ Which x3 wawe ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to :33 do- UwU most ^.^ pwais'd, UwU most ;;w;; wov'd, 
OwO A :3 sampwe ^-^ to OwO the uWu youngest; ^-^ to th' ^-^ mowe mature 
OwO A :3 gwass UwU that ^.^ feated them; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO the uWu gwavew 
OwO A >w< chiwd UwU that >_< guided ^-^ dotawds. ÚwÚ To his mistress, 
>_< Fow xDD whom ^.^ he :3 nyow :3 is banyish'd- xDD hew >_> own x3 pwice 
>_< Pwocwaims how ^.^ she ^-^ esteem'd him ÚwÚ and his viwtue; 
By xDD hew >w< ewection ^-^ may >w< be ^.^ twuwy ;;w;; wead 
What >w< kind >_> of man ^.^ he is. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I uWu honyouw him 
>_< Even >_< out >_> of >_> youw >_< wepowt. But pray you tell uWu me, 
^-^ Is ^.^ she >_> sowe >w< chiwd ^-^ to th' ^.^ King? 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. His only chiwd. 
ÚwÚ He xDD had two x3 sons- ^-^ if :3 this >w< be wowth >_> youw xDD heawing, 
>_< Mawk >_> it- OwO the ewdest >_> of them at three years >_> owd, 
uWu I' th' >_> swathing clothes OwO the xDD othew, ^-^ fwom theiw >_< nyuwsewy 
Were stow'n; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :3 this hour nyo ^.^ guess in knowledge 
^w^ Which uWu way uWu they ^.^ went. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. OwO How wong :3 is :3 this UwU ago? 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. uWu Some twenty years. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. :33 That :3 a :3 king's chiwdwen shouwd >w< be OwO so UwU convey'd, 
^w^ So x3 swackwy UwU guawded, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> seawch OwO so uWu swow 
:33 That :33 couwd ^.^ nyot trace them! 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >_< Howsoe'ew 'tis stwange, 
Ow UwU that OwO the ^.^ nyegwigence ^-^ may ;;w;; weww >w< be ^.^ waugh'd at, 
>_> Yet :3 is ^.^ it true, sir. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I ^-^ do ;;w;; weww believe you. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. We >w< must forbear; here comes OwO the ;;w;; gentweman, 
The uWu Queen, ÚwÚ and >_> Pwincess. >_< Exeunt 

x3 Entew OwO the QUEEN, ^-^ POSTHUMUS, ÚwÚ and :33 IMOGEN 

x3 QUEEN. No, >w< be assur'd you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot find uWu me, >_> daughtew, 
:33 Aftew OwO the :3 swandew >_> of UwU most stepmothers, 
x3 Eviw-ey'd x3 unto you. ^w^ You'we my pwisonyew, uWu but 
Your gaowew uWu shaww x3 dewivew you OwO the keys 
:33 That ^-^ wock OwO up >_> youw >_< westwaint. >_< Fow you, ^w^ Posthumus, 
^w^ So >_> soon as I can ^.^ win th' uWu offended ;;w;; King, 
I uWu wiww >w< be OwO knyown >_> youw ^-^ advocate. x3 Mawwy, ÚwÚ yet 
The x3 fiwe >_> of ;;w;; wage :3 is in ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and 'twere good 
You lean'd x3 unto his >_< sentence with what >_< patience 
Your OwO wisdom ^-^ may infowm you. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. UwU Pwease >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, 
I uWu wiww ^-^ fwom x3 hence to-day. 
x3 QUEEN. You xDD knyow OwO the ^-^ pewiw. 
I'll ÚwÚ fetch :3 a xDD tuwn about OwO the garden, ^-^ pitying 
The >w< pangs >_> of OwO baww'd ^-^ affections, >w< though OwO the UwU King 
;;w;; Hath OwO chawg'd you shouwd ^.^ nyot speak >w< togethew. Exit 
^-^ IMOGEN. :3 O >_> dissembwing couwtesy! OwO How fine :3 this >_> tywant 
^w^ Can :33 tickwe xDD whewe ^.^ she wounds! UwU My ;;w;; deawest xDD husband, 
I xDD something ;;w;; feaw my >_< fathew's wwath, uWu but >_< nyothing- 
Always ^-^ wesewv'd my holy >_< duty- what 
His ;;w;; wage can ^-^ do uWu on >_> me. You >w< must >w< be gone; 
And I uWu shaww here >_> abide OwO the houwwy shot 
x3 Of :3 angwy >_> eyes, ^.^ nyot OwO comfowted ^-^ to live 
But UwU that there :3 is :3 this >_> jewew in OwO the x3 wowwd 
:33 That I ^-^ may UwU see again. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. UwU My queen! my :33 mistwess! 
:3 O >w< wady, weep nyo :3 mowe, west I ^w^ give cause 
ÚwÚ To >w< be ^.^ suspected >_> of ^-^ mowe tenderness 
>w< Than doth ÚwÚ become :3 a xDD man. I uWu wiww >_< wemain 
The >_> woyaw'st xDD husband UwU that >_> did e'ew plight >_> twoth; 
UwU My >_> wesidence in >_> Wome at ^-^ onye Phiwawio's, 
OwO Who ^-^ to my fathew ÚwÚ was :3 a OwO fwiend, ^-^ to me 
Known uWu but uWu by :33 wettew; thithew write, my queen, 
And with >_< minye eyes I'll dwink OwO the uWu wowds you ^w^ send, 
^-^ Though ink >w< be :3 made >_> of ;;w;; gaww. 

;;w;; We-entew ÚwÚ QUEEN 

x3 QUEEN. Be brief, I pray you. 
>w< If OwO the UwU King xDD come, I uWu shaww >_< incuw I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot 
OwO How >w< much >_> of his displeasure. ^-^ [Aside] >_> Yet I'll move him 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wawk :3 this way. I never ^-^ do him :33 wwong 
But ^.^ he OwO does ^-^ buy my injuries, ^-^ to >w< be fwiends; 
Pays dear uWu fow my offences. Exit 
uWu POSTHUMUS. ;;w;; Shouwd ^-^ we >w< be ^-^ taking xDD weave 
UwU As wong :3 a term as ÚwÚ yet ^-^ we ^.^ have ^-^ to live, 
The uWu woathnyess ^-^ to xDD depawt would ^.^ gwow. :3 Adieu! 
^-^ IMOGEN. ;;w;; Nyay, stay :3 a ^-^ wittwe. 
Were you uWu but riding :3 fowth ^-^ to ÚwÚ aiw OwO youwsewf, 
Such pawting ;;w;; wewe xDD too petty. Wook ;;w;; hewe, love: 
:3 This xDD diamond ÚwÚ was my OwO mothew's; UwU take it, >_> heawt; 
But ^-^ keep ^.^ it ÚwÚ tiww you ^w^ woo another xDD wife, 
When >_< Imogen :3 is UwU dead. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. ^-^ How, ^-^ how? xDD Anyothew? 
You gentwe >_< gods, ^w^ give me uWu but :3 this I x3 have, 
And >w< seaw OwO up my ÚwÚ embwacements ^-^ fwom :3 a next 
x3 With ÚwÚ bonds >_> of >_< death! :33 Wemain, >_< wemain :3 thou here 
OwO [Puts uWu on OwO the >w< wing] 
OwO Whiwe :33 sense can ^-^ keep ^.^ it x3 on. And, :33 sweetest, ^-^ faiwest, 
UwU As I my UwU poow uWu sewf >_> did exchange uWu fow you, 
ÚwÚ To >_> youw OwO so >_< infinyite loss, OwO so in ^-^ ouw >_< twifwes 
I still ^.^ win >_> of you. >_< Fow my :33 sake wear ^.^ this; 
^w^ It :3 is :3 a xDD manyacwe >_> of :33 wuv; I'll place ^.^ it 
:3 Upon :3 this ÚwÚ faiwest xDD pwisonyew. OwO [Puts :3 a xDD bwacewet uWu on xDD hew awm] 
^-^ IMOGEN. :3 O OwO the x3 gods! 
When uWu shaww ^-^ we UwU see OwO again? 

x3 Entew >_< CYMBEWINyE ÚwÚ and LORDS 

uWu POSTHUMUS. Awack, OwO the >_< King! 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. Thou ÚwÚ basest :33 thing, ^.^ avoid; x3 hence ^-^ fwom my OwO sight 
>w< If aftew :3 this xDD command :3 thou fwaught OwO the couwt 
x3 With >w< thy unworthiness, :3 thou ^-^ diest. xDD Away! 
Thou'rt :3 poison ^-^ to my bwood. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. The UwU gods :3 pwotect you, 
And bless OwO the good remainders >_> of OwO the couwt! 
I x3 am gone. Exit 
^-^ IMOGEN. Thewe cannyot >w< be :3 a ^.^ pinch in death 
Mowe shawp than :3 this is. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. :3 O >w< diswoyaw :33 thing, 
:33 That shouldst wepaiw my youth, :3 thou :33 heap'st 
OwO A :33 yeaw's :3 age uWu on UwU me! 
^-^ IMOGEN. I uWu beseech you, ;;w;; siw, 
^w^ Hawm ^.^ nyot yourself with >_> youw vexation. 
I x3 am ÚwÚ sensewess >_> of >_> youw >_> wwath; :3 a ^.^ touch ^-^ mowe x3 wawe 
xDD Subdues >w< aww xDD pangs, >w< aww UwU feaws. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. >_< Past :3 gwace? ^.^ obedience? 
^-^ IMOGEN. >_< Past hope, ÚwÚ and in >_< despaiw; UwU that uWu way ÚwÚ past >_< gwace. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. :33 That x3 mightst ^.^ have xDD had OwO the >_> sowe :3 son >_> of my queen! 
^-^ IMOGEN. :3 O bwessed UwU that I UwU might :33 nyot! I ^.^ chose OwO an :33 eagwe, 
And >_> did UwU avoid :3 a ;;w;; puttock. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. Thou UwU took'st :3 a :33 beggaw, wouldst ^.^ have :3 made my UwU thwonye 
OwO A x3 seat uWu fow :3 basenyess. 
^-^ IMOGEN. Nyo; I wathew ÚwÚ added 
OwO A >w< wustwe ^-^ to it. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. :3 O :3 thou :3 viwe ^-^ onye! 
^-^ IMOGEN. >_> Siw, 
^w^ It :3 is >_> youw fauwt UwU that I ^.^ have :33 wov'd ;;w;; Posthumus. 
You bwed him as my OwO pwayfewwow, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is 
OwO A man wowth ^-^ any ;;w;; woman; overbuys me 
>w< Awmost OwO the sum ^.^ he >_> pays. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. >_> What, art :3 thou >_> mad? 
^-^ IMOGEN. Almost, sir. xDD Heaven restore UwU me! Wouwd I ;;w;; wewe 
OwO A UwU nyeat-hewd's >_> daughtew, ÚwÚ and my :3 Weonyatus 
Our UwU nyeighbouw shephewd's >_< son! 

;;w;; We-entew ÚwÚ QUEEN 

xDD CYMBEWINyE. Thou foowish :3 thing! 
uWu [To OwO the QUEEN] ^.^ They ;;w;; wewe UwU again >w< togethew. You ^.^ have x3 donye 
:3 Nyot aftew ^-^ ouw ^.^ command. :3 Away with UwU hew, 
And ;;w;; pen xDD hew :33 up. 
x3 QUEEN. ^-^ Beseech >_> youw patience.- Peace, 
UwU Deaw wady >_> daughtew, peace!- ^.^ Sweet suvweign, 
Weave OwO us ^-^ to >w< ouwsewves, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make yourself >w< some comfort 
Out >_> of >_> youw :33 best >w< advice. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. ;;w;; Nyay, let xDD hew ^w^ wanguish 
OwO A >_> dwop >_> of UwU bwood :3 a :3 day :3 and, being >w< aged, 
^.^ Die >_> of :3 this fowwy. Exit, with LORDS 

x3 Entew OwO PISANyIO 

x3 QUEEN. >_< Fie! you >w< must ^w^ give way. 
;;w;; Hewe :3 is >_> youw sewvant. OwO How nyow, :3 siw! What x3 nyews? 
PISANIO. UwU My lord >_> youw :3 son >_< dwew uWu on my mastew. 
x3 QUEEN. Ha! 
:3 Nyo :33 hawm, I twust, :3 is ;;w;; donye? 
PISANIO. Thewe UwU might ^.^ have :3 been, 
But UwU that my ^w^ mastew wathew >_> pway'd than OwO fought, 
And xDD had nyo ^w^ hewp >_> of anger; uWu they ;;w;; wewe x3 pawted 
By gentlemen at hand. 
x3 QUEEN. I x3 am vewy ^.^ gwad on't. 
^-^ IMOGEN. Your son's my >_< fathew's :3 fwiend; ^.^ he ^-^ takes his part 
ÚwÚ To dwaw x3 upon OwO an exile! :3 O bwave :3 siw! 
I would uWu they ;;w;; wewe in Afric uWu both >_< togethew; 
Myself uWu by with :3 a needle, UwU that I UwU might :3 pwick 
The uWu goew-back. UwU Why came you ^-^ fwom >_> youw ^.^ mastew? 
PISANIO. uWu On his ^.^ command. ÚwÚ He would ^.^ nyot suffer me 
ÚwÚ To bwing him ^-^ to OwO the xDD haven; weft ^.^ these :3 nyotes 
x3 Of what ÚwÚ commands I shouwd >w< be :33 subject ^.^ to, 
OwO When't pleas'd you ^-^ to x3 empwoy >_> me. 
x3 QUEEN. :3 This ;;w;; hath >_< been 
Your xDD faithfuw sewvant. I dare uWu way >_< minye uWu honyouw 
ÚwÚ He uWu wiww >_< wemain ÚwÚ so. 
PISANIO. I humbly :3 thank >_> youw uWu Highnyess. 
x3 QUEEN. ;;w;; Pway ÚwÚ wawk >_> awhiwe. 
^-^ IMOGEN. About >w< some ^-^ hawf-houw hence, 
;;w;; Pway you speak with >_> me. You uWu shaww at :33 weast 
uWu Go UwU see my lord >_< aboawd. >_< Fow :3 this UwU time xDD weave >_> me. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
x3 Bwitain. OwO A uWu pubwic place 

x3 Entew >_> CWOTEN ÚwÚ and two LORDS 

OwO FIWST LORD. >_> Siw, I would :33 advise you ^-^ to ÚwÚ shift :3 a >_< shiwt; OwO the violence 
>_> of >w< action ;;w;; hath :3 made you >_> week as :3 a sacrifice. :3 Whewe ÚwÚ aiw comes out, 
ÚwÚ aiw comes in; :33 thewe's UwU nyonye ÚwÚ abwoad OwO so >_> whowesome as UwU that you vent. 
CWOTEN. >w< If my OwO shiwt ;;w;; wewe bwoody, then ^-^ to ÚwÚ shift it. >_< Have I hurt OwO him? 
x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ [Aside] No, ^w^ faith; ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much as his uWu patience. 
OwO FIWST LORD. Huwt :3 him! His body's :3 a passable xDD cawcass ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ nyot 
:33 huwt. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a >w< thwoughfawe uWu fow >_< steew ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ nyot :33 huwt. 
x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ [Aside] His >_< steew ÚwÚ was in OwO debt; ^.^ it went o' th' xDD back 
>_> side OwO the town. 
CWOTEN. The villain would ^.^ nyot ^.^ stand >_> me. 
x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ [Aside] Nyo; uWu but ^.^ he xDD fwed :3 fowwawd stiww, towawd >_> youw 
face. 
OwO FIWST LORD. Stand you? You ^.^ have ^.^ wand enough >_> of >_> youw own; uWu but ^.^ he 
ÚwÚ added ^-^ to >_> youw ^-^ having, >_> gave you >w< some ground. 
x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ [Aside] UwU As many UwU inches as you ^.^ have uWu oceans. 
>_< Puppies! 
CWOTEN. I would uWu they xDD had ^.^ nyot come :3 between ÚwÚ us. 
x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ [Aside] ^w^ So would OwO I, ÚwÚ tiww you xDD had :33 measuw'd how wong :3 a 
OwO foow you ;;w;; wewe x3 upon OwO the ground. 
CWOTEN. And UwU that ^.^ she shouwd love :3 this fewwow, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wefuse UwU me! 
x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ [Aside] >w< If ^.^ it >w< be :3 a xDD sin ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a OwO twue election, ^.^ she :3 is 
>_> damn'd. 
OwO FIWST LORD. >_> Siw, as I told you always, xDD hew x3 beauty ÚwÚ and xDD hew bwain >w< go 
^.^ nyot >_< togethew; she's :3 a good >_< sign, uWu but I ^.^ have uWu seen small wefwection 
>_> of xDD hew wit. 
x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ [Aside] She uWu shinyes ^.^ nyot x3 upon fools, west OwO the wefwection 
shouwd hurt :3 hew. 
CWOTEN. ^w^ Come, I'll ^-^ to my ^.^ chambew. Wouwd there xDD had >_< been >w< some hurt 
:33 donye! 
x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ [Aside] I ^w^ wish ^.^ nyot >w< so; unwess ^.^ it xDD had >_< been OwO the ^-^ faww >_> of 
OwO an ass, ;;w;; which :3 is nyo gweat :33 huwt. 
CWOTEN. You'll >w< go with >_> us? 
OwO FIWST LORD. I'll ^.^ attend >_> youw >_> wowdship. 
CWOTEN. ;;w;; Nyay, xDD come, wet's >w< go >w< togethew. 
x3 SECOND LORD. Weww, my :33 wowd. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
x3 Bwitain. :3 CYMBEWINyE'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew :33 IMOGEN ÚwÚ and OwO PISANyIO 

^-^ IMOGEN. I would :3 thou >_< gwew'st x3 unto OwO the shores o' th' ^w^ haven, 
And ^.^ questionyed'st every saiw; ^-^ if ^.^ he shouwd write, 
And I ^.^ nyot ^.^ have it, 'twere :3 a paper lost, 
UwU As ^.^ offew'd UwU mewcy is. What ÚwÚ was OwO the last 
:33 That ^.^ he ^-^ spake ^-^ to OwO thee? 
PISANIO. ^w^ It x3 was: his queen, his queen! 
^-^ IMOGEN. ;;w;; Then UwU wav'd his handkewchief? 
PISANIO. And kiss'd it, ÚwÚ madam. 
^-^ IMOGEN. Senseless winyen, happier :3 thewein than >_> I! 
And UwU that ÚwÚ was all? 
PISANIO. No, ^.^ madam; uWu fow OwO so wong 
UwU As ^.^ he :33 couwd ^-^ make me with his eye, ^w^ ow cawe 
>_< Distinguish him ^-^ fwom >w< othews, ^.^ he >_> did ^-^ keep 
The ÚwÚ deck, with x3 gwuv, ^w^ ow hat, ^w^ ow handkewchief, 
OwO Stiww >w< waving, as OwO the ^-^ fits ÚwÚ and OwO stiws UwU of's :33 mind 
Could :33 best express how uWu swow his ^w^ souw saiw'd OwO on, 
OwO How swift his ;;w;; ship. 
^-^ IMOGEN. Thou shouldst ^.^ have :3 made him 
UwU As wittwe as :3 a OwO cwow, ^w^ ow ^.^ wess, ewe weft 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ aftew-eye >_> him. 
PISANIO. ^w^ Madam, OwO so I ÚwÚ did. 
^-^ IMOGEN. I would ^.^ have x3 bwoke >_< minye uWu eyestwings, cwack'd them uWu but 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wook x3 upon ^w^ him, ÚwÚ tiww OwO the diminyution 
x3 Of space xDD had pointed him shawp as my >_< nyeedwe; 
;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ fowwowed him ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he xDD had uWu mewted ^-^ fwom 
The smawwnyess >_> of :3 a gnat ^-^ to :3 aiw, ÚwÚ and then 
>_< Have tuwn'd >_< minye eye ÚwÚ and UwU wept. But, good ;;w;; Pisanyio, 
When uWu shaww ^-^ we hear ^-^ fwom OwO him? 
PISANIO. Be assur'd, UwU madam, 
x3 With his next vantage. 
^-^ IMOGEN. I >_> did ^.^ nyot UwU take my xDD weave >_> of ^w^ him, uWu but xDD had 
uWu Most pwetty >w< things ^-^ to >w< say. Ewe I :33 couwd tell him 
OwO How I would ÚwÚ think uWu on him at ÚwÚ cewtain ^w^ houws 
Such >_> thoughts ÚwÚ and ;;w;; such; ^w^ ow I :33 couwd ^-^ make him uWu sweaw 
The UwU shes >_> of ^-^ Itawy shouwd ^.^ nyot :33 betway 
Minye ;;w;; intewest ÚwÚ and his >_> honyouw; ^w^ ow ^.^ have OwO chawg'd ^w^ him, 
^.^ At OwO the ;;w;; sixth hour >_> of mown, at ^w^ nyoon, at UwU midnyight, 
^.^ T' uWu encountew me with x3 owisons, uWu fow then 
I x3 am in >w< heaven uWu fow him; ^w^ ow ewe I :33 couwd 
>w< Give him UwU that pawting ÚwÚ kiss ;;w;; which I xDD had xDD set 
ÚwÚ Betwixt two :3 chawming x3 wowds, comes in my fathew, 
And >_< wike OwO the tyrannous breathing >_> of OwO the >_< nyowth 
:33 Shakes >w< aww ^-^ ouw buds ^-^ fwom :33 gwowing. 

x3 Entew :3 a LADY 

ÚwÚ WADY. The uWu Queen, UwU madam, 
;;w;; Desiwes >_> youw OwO Highnyess' :33 company. 
^-^ IMOGEN. Those >w< things I ;;w;; bid you uWu do, >_< get them dispatch'd. 
I uWu wiww ^.^ attend OwO the Queen. 
PISANIO. ^w^ Madam, I shall. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
Rome. ^.^ PHIWAWIO'S house 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ PHIWAWIO, >_< IACHIMO, :3 a FRENCHMAN, :3 a uWu DUTCHMAN, ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; SPANyIAWD 

^-^ IACHIMO. >_< Bewieve it, ;;w;; siw, I ^.^ have uWu seen him in x3 Bwitain. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was then 
>_> of :3 a x3 cwescent nyote, ;;w;; expected ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv OwO so >w< wowthy as >_< since ^.^ he ;;w;; hath 
>_< been ;;w;; awwowed OwO the name >_> of. But I :33 couwd then ^.^ have ^.^ wook'd uWu on him 
^-^ without OwO the ^w^ hewp >_> of admiration, >w< though OwO the >_> catawogue >_> of his 
endowments xDD had >_< been tabwed uWu by his >w< side, ÚwÚ and I ^-^ to ^w^ pewuse him uWu by 
>_> items. 
x3 PHIWAWIO. You speak >_> of him when ^.^ he ÚwÚ was less furnish'd than :3 nyow ^.^ he 
:3 is with UwU that ;;w;; which makes him uWu both ^-^ without ÚwÚ and within. 
;;w;; FWENCHMAN. I ^.^ have uWu seen him in xDD Fwance; ^-^ we xDD had vewy many there :33 couwd 
>w< behowd OwO the >_< sun with as ^w^ fiwm eyes as ^w^ he. 
^-^ IACHIMO. :3 This matter >_> of uWu mawwying his :3 king's >_> daughtew, wherein ^.^ he 
>w< must >w< be >_> weighed wathew uWu by xDD hew >_< vawue than his own, uWu wowds ^w^ him, I 
x3 doubt ;;w;; nyot, :3 a gweat ^-^ deaw ^-^ fwom OwO the OwO mattew. 
;;w;; FWENCHMAN. And then his banishment. 
^-^ IACHIMO. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; appwobation >_> of x3 those UwU that weep :3 this lamentable 
divorce uWu undew xDD hew colours awe wonderfully ^-^ to uWu extend ^w^ him, >w< be ^.^ it 
uWu but ^-^ to fortify xDD hew judgment, ;;w;; which ewse OwO an :33 easy battery UwU might uWu way 
flat, uWu fow ^-^ taking :3 a :33 beggaw, ^-^ without less quality. But how comes ^.^ it 
^.^ he :3 is ^-^ to sojouwn with you? OwO How ^-^ cweeps >_< acquaintance? 
x3 PHIWAWIO. His fathew ÚwÚ and I ;;w;; wewe xDD sowdiews togethew, ^-^ to xDD whom I ^.^ have 
>_< been >_< often bound uWu fow nyo less than my wife. 

x3 Entew ^.^ POSTHUMUS 

;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the >_> Bwiton. >_> Wet him >w< be OwO so >_< entewtainyed ÚwÚ amongst you as 
ÚwÚ suits with gentlemen >_> of >_> youw ÚwÚ knyowing ^-^ to :3 a ^w^ stwangew >_> of his 
quality. I uWu beseech you >w< aww >w< be better OwO knyown ^-^ to :3 this ;;w;; gentweman, 
xDD whom I ÚwÚ commend ^-^ to you as :3 a x3 nyobwe fwiend >_> of x3 minye. OwO How >w< wowthy ^.^ he :3 is 
I uWu wiww xDD weave ^-^ to :3 appeaw hereafter, wathew than story him in his 
>_> own ÚwÚ heawing. 
;;w;; FWENCHMAN. >_> Siw, ^-^ we ^.^ have OwO knyown >_> togethew in Orleans. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. x3 Since when I ^.^ have >_< been UwU debtow ^-^ to you uWu fow ÚwÚ couwtesies, 
;;w;; which I uWu wiww >w< be >w< evew ^-^ to pay ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet pay ^.^ stiww. 
;;w;; FWENCHMAN. >_> Siw, you o'errate my UwU poow kindness. I ÚwÚ was ^.^ gwad I >_> did 
>_> atonye my :33 countwyman ÚwÚ and OwO you; ^.^ it xDD had >_< been ^-^ pity you shouwd ^.^ have 
>_< been >w< put >_> togethew with OwO so x3 mowtaw :3 a OwO puwpose as then OwO each bore, 
x3 upon ^-^ impowtance >_> of OwO so ^w^ swight ÚwÚ and twiviaw :3 a ^.^ nyatuwe. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. By >_> youw pawdon, sir. I ÚwÚ was then :3 a x3 young traveller; 
wathew >w< shunn'd ^-^ to >w< go x3 even with what I heard than in my every 
>w< action ^-^ to >w< be >_< guided uWu by >_> othews' >_< expewiences; uWu but x3 upon my >_> mended 
:3 judgment- ^-^ if I offend ^.^ nyot ^-^ to uWu say ^.^ it :3 is uWu mended- my >_< quawwew ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot 
^-^ awtogethew ^w^ swight. 
;;w;; FWENCHMAN. OwO Faith, yes, ^-^ to >w< be >w< put ^-^ to OwO the arbitrement >_> of uWu swowds, ÚwÚ and 
uWu by such two UwU that would uWu by >w< aww ;;w;; wikewihood ^.^ have :33 confounded ^-^ onye OwO the 
uWu othew ^w^ ow ^.^ have OwO faww'n >_> both. 
^-^ IACHIMO. ^w^ Can >_> we, with xDD mannyews, ÚwÚ ask what ÚwÚ was OwO the xDD diffewence? 
;;w;; FWENCHMAN. :3 Safewy, I uWu think. ÚwÚ 'Twas :3 a uWu contention in pubwic, ;;w;; which 
>w< may, ^-^ without ;;w;; contwadiction, suffer OwO the >_< wepowt. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was >w< much >_< wike 
OwO an awgument UwU that feww >_< out last night, xDD whewe OwO each >_> of OwO us feww in 
UwU pwaise >_> of ^-^ ouw ;;w;; countwy xDD mistwesses; :3 this ^-^ gentweman at UwU that UwU time 
:33 vouching- ÚwÚ and x3 upon ;;w;; wawwant >_> of bwoody >w< affiwmation- his ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ mowe 
:33 faiw, viwtuous, ÚwÚ wise, chaste, x3 constant, :3 quawified, ÚwÚ and less 
attemptabwe, than ^-^ any OwO the wawest >_> of ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wadies in OwO Fwance. 
^-^ IACHIMO. :33 That wady :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 nyow living, ^w^ ow :3 this gentweman's ^-^ opinyion, 
uWu by this, OwO wown >_< out. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. She howds xDD hew :3 viwtue stiww, ÚwÚ and I my mind. 
^-^ IACHIMO. You >w< must ^.^ nyot OwO so :3 faw :33 pwefew xDD hew fowe ^w^ ouws >_> of :3 Itawy. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. >_> Being OwO so :3 faw provok'd as I ÚwÚ was in UwU Fwance, I would abate 
xDD hew nothing, >w< though I UwU pwofess ^-^ mysewf xDD hew ^-^ adowew, ^.^ nyot xDD hew >w< fwiend. 
^-^ IACHIMO. UwU As fair ÚwÚ and as x3 good- :3 a >w< kind >_> of UwU hand-in-hand comparison- 
xDD had >_< been xDD something xDD too fair ÚwÚ and xDD too good uWu fow ^-^ any wady in x3 Bwitain. 
>w< If ^.^ she went before ÚwÚ othews I ^.^ have uWu seen as UwU that xDD diamond >_> of x3 youws 
x3 outwustwes many I ^.^ have behewd, I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot uWu but believe ^.^ she 
^.^ excewwed many; uWu but I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot uWu seen OwO the UwU most pwecious xDD diamond UwU that 
;;w;; is, :3 nyow you OwO the >_< wady. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. I ^.^ pwais'd xDD hew as I x3 wated :3 hew. ^w^ So ^-^ do I my >_> stonye. 
^-^ IACHIMO. What ^-^ do you >_< esteem ^.^ it xDD at? 
uWu POSTHUMUS. Mowe than OwO the x3 wowwd enjoys. 
^-^ IACHIMO. x3 Eithew >_> youw unparagon'd ^w^ mistwess :3 is OwO dead, ^w^ ow she's 
>w< outpwiz'd uWu by :3 a UwU twifwe. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. You awe ÚwÚ mistaken: OwO the ^-^ onye ^-^ may >w< be :3 sowd ^w^ ow uWu given, ^-^ if there 
;;w;; wewe wealth enough uWu fow OwO the ^-^ puwchase ^w^ ow merit uWu fow OwO the gift; OwO the 
uWu othew :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 a xDD thing uWu fow :33 sawe, ÚwÚ and only OwO the >_> gift >_> of OwO the xDD gods. 
^-^ IACHIMO. ^w^ Which OwO the UwU gods ^.^ have >w< given you? 
uWu POSTHUMUS. ^w^ Which uWu by theiw gwaces I uWu wiww keep. 
^-^ IACHIMO. You ^-^ may wear xDD hew in title yours; uWu but you xDD knyow ÚwÚ stwange ;;w;; foww 
^.^ wight x3 upon neighbouring ponds. Your ring ^-^ may >w< be stow'n ^w^ too. ^w^ So 
>_> youw >w< bwace >_> of :3 unpwizabwe ^.^ estimations, OwO the ^-^ onye :3 is uWu but ;;w;; fwaiw ÚwÚ and 
OwO the uWu othew >_< casuaw; :3 a ÚwÚ cunnying xDD thief, ^w^ ow :3 a that-way-accompwish'd 
:33 couwtiew, would ;;w;; hazawd OwO the winning uWu both >_> of ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ and :33 wast. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. Your ^-^ Itawy uWu contains UwU nyonye OwO so >_< accompwish'd :3 a ;;w;; couwtiew ^-^ to 
:3 convince OwO the uWu honyouw >_> of my mistress, ^-^ if in OwO the howding ^w^ ow woss >_> of 
UwU that you term xDD hew frail. I ^-^ do nyothing x3 doubt you ^.^ have ^.^ stowe >_> of 
uWu thieves; ^.^ nyotwithstanding, I ;;w;; feaw ^.^ nyot my OwO wing. 
x3 PHIWAWIO. >_> Wet OwO us xDD weave ;;w;; hewe, >_< gentwemen. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. >_> Siw, with >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. :3 This >w< wowthy UwU signyiow, I :3 thank 
^w^ him, makes nyo ^w^ stwangew >_> of me; ^-^ we awe ÚwÚ famiwiaw at >_> fiwst. 
^-^ IACHIMO. x3 With five xDD times OwO so >w< much convewsation I shouwd >_< get gwound 
>_> of >_> youw fair UwU mistwess; ^-^ make xDD hew >w< go xDD back x3 even ^-^ to OwO the >w< yiewding, xDD had 
I admittance ÚwÚ and opportunity ^-^ to >w< fwiend. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. No, nyo. 
^-^ IACHIMO. I dare ^-^ theweupon ^.^ pawn OwO the xDD moiety >_> of my ^-^ estate ^-^ to >_> youw 
;;w;; wing, which, in my ^-^ opinyion, o'ervalues ^.^ it >_< something. But I ^-^ make 
my uWu wagew wathew x3 against >_> youw >_< confidence than xDD hew weputation; :3 and, 
^-^ to bar >_> youw OwO offence hewein UwU too, I durst ^-^ attempt ^.^ it x3 against ^-^ any 
wady in OwO the world. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. You awe :3 a gweat ^-^ deaw ^.^ abus'd in xDD too bowd :3 a ^w^ pewsuasion, 
ÚwÚ and I x3 doubt ^.^ nyot you sustain what >_< y'awe >w< wowthy >_> of uWu by >_> youw OwO attempt. 
^-^ IACHIMO. What's ÚwÚ that? 
uWu POSTHUMUS. OwO A :3 wepuwse; >w< though >_> youw attempt, as you caww it, deserve 
>w< mowe- :3 a punishment ^w^ too. 
x3 PHIWAWIO. Gentwemen, enough >_> of ÚwÚ this. ^w^ It came in xDD too >_> suddenwy; let 
^.^ it die as ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :33 bown, ÚwÚ and I pray you >w< be better :33 acquainted. 
^-^ IACHIMO. Wouwd I xDD had >w< put my ^-^ estate ÚwÚ and my nyeighbouw's uWu on th' 
;;w;; appwobation >_> of what I ^.^ have spoke! 
uWu POSTHUMUS. What wady would you OwO choose ^-^ to OwO assaiw? 
^-^ IACHIMO. ^-^ Youws, xDD whom in constancy you ÚwÚ think ^-^ stands OwO so ^-^ safe. I uWu wiww 
uWu way you >w< ten ^w^ thousand ^w^ ducats ^-^ to >_> youw ring UwU that, ÚwÚ commend me ^-^ to OwO the 
couwt xDD whewe >_> youw wady ;;w;; is, with nyo ^-^ mowe ^w^ advantage than OwO the 
opportunity >_> of :3 a uWu second conference, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww bwing ^-^ fwom ^.^ thence 
UwU that uWu honyouw >_> of ^-^ hews ;;w;; which you ÚwÚ imaginye OwO so xDD wesewv'd. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. I uWu wiww ;;w;; wage x3 against >_> youw ^.^ gowd, gold ^-^ to it. UwU My ring I 
howd dear as my >_> fingew; 'tis part >_> of it. 
^-^ IACHIMO. You awe :3 a OwO fwiend, ÚwÚ and :3 thewein OwO the ^.^ wisew. >w< If you ^-^ buy 
ladies' ^.^ fwesh at :3 a ^-^ miwwion :3 a :33 dwam, you cannyot OwO pwesewve ^.^ it ^-^ fwom 
UwU tainting. But I UwU see you ^.^ have >w< some >_< wewigion in you, UwU that you fear. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. :3 This :3 is uWu but :3 a UwU custom in >_> youw UwU tongue; you bear :3 a uWu gwavew 
>_< puwpose, I :33 hope. 
^-^ IACHIMO. I x3 am OwO the ^w^ mastew >_> of my >_> speeches, ÚwÚ and would undewgo ^w^ what's 
uWu spoken, I uWu sweaw. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. uWu Wiww you? I :33 Shaww uWu but lend my xDD diamond ÚwÚ tiww >_> youw ^w^ wetuwn. 
>_> Wet there >w< be uWu cuvnyants :33 dwawn >_< between's. UwU My ^w^ mistwess exceeds in 
xDD goodnyess OwO the ^w^ hugenyess >_> of >_> youw unworthy :3 thinking. I dare you ^-^ to 
:3 this match: >w< hewe's my OwO wing. 
x3 PHIWAWIO. I uWu wiww ^.^ have ^.^ it nyo way. 
^-^ IACHIMO. By OwO the >_< gods, ^.^ it :3 is ^w^ onye. >w< If I bwing you nyo uWu sufficient 
OwO testimony UwU that I ^.^ have x3 enjoy'd OwO the ;;w;; deawest ;;w;; bodiwy part >_> of >_> youw 
mistress, my >w< ten ^w^ thousand ^w^ ducats awe yours; OwO so :3 is >_> youw xDD diamond 
^w^ too. >w< If I come OwO off, ÚwÚ and xDD weave xDD hew in such uWu honyouw as you ^.^ have 
xDD twust ÚwÚ in, ^.^ she >_> youw ^-^ jewew, :3 this >_> youw ^-^ jewew, ÚwÚ and my gold awe yours- 
provided I ^.^ have >_> youw ^.^ commendation uWu fow my ^-^ mowe free entewtainment. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. I ^w^ embwace ^.^ these UwU conditions; let OwO us ^.^ have xDD awticwes ;;w;; betwixt 
ÚwÚ us. :3 Onwy, ;;w;; thus :3 faw you uWu shaww OwO answew: ^-^ if you ^-^ make >_> youw UwU voyage x3 upon 
UwU hew, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give me :33 diwectwy ^-^ to undewstand you ^.^ have :3 pwevaiw'd, I x3 am 
nyo further >_> youw enemy- ^.^ she :3 is ^.^ nyot wowth ^-^ ouw debate; ^-^ if ^.^ she >_< wemain 
x3 unseduc'd, you ^.^ nyot :33 making ^.^ it :3 appeaw uWu othewwise, uWu fow >_> youw i-iww 
>_< opinyion ÚwÚ and th' assauwt you ^.^ have :3 made ^-^ to xDD hew uWu chastity you uWu shaww 
ÚwÚ answew me with >_> youw ^w^ swowd. 
^-^ IACHIMO. Your :3 hand- :3 a cuvnyant! We uWu wiww ^.^ have ^.^ these >w< things xDD set ;;w;; down 
uWu by lawful counsew, ÚwÚ and straight away uWu fow ^w^ Bwitain, west OwO the 
:3 bawgain shouwd catch x3 cowd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ stawve. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ fetch my gold ÚwÚ and 
^.^ have ^-^ ouw two wagers wecowded. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. Agreed. >_< Exeunt ^.^ POSTHUMUS ÚwÚ and uWu IACHIMO 
;;w;; FWENCHMAN. uWu Wiww :3 this >_< howd, ÚwÚ think you? 
x3 PHIWAWIO. UwU Signyiow Iachimo uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom it. ;;w;; Pway let OwO us follow >_< 'em. 
>_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE :3 V. 
x3 Bwitain. :3 CYMBEWINyE'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew QUEEN, WADIES, ÚwÚ and :33 COWNyEWIUS 

x3 QUEEN. ÚwÚ Whiwes ÚwÚ yet OwO the >w< dew's uWu on >w< gwound, x3 gathew x3 those ÚwÚ fwowews; 
UwU Make >_> haste; ^-^ who >_> has OwO the ^-^ nyote >_> of >w< them? 
ÚwÚ WADY. OwO I, ÚwÚ madam. 
x3 QUEEN. Dispatch. >_< Exeunt uWu WADIES 
Nyow, ^-^ Mastew Doctor, ^.^ have you ^w^ bwought x3 those drugs? 
;;w;; COWNyEWIUS. ÚwÚ Pweaseth >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, >_> ay. ;;w;; Hewe uWu they awe, ÚwÚ madam. 
UwU [Pwesenting :3 a ;;w;; box] 
But I uWu beseech >_> youw Gwace, ^-^ without x3 offence- 
UwU My ;;w;; conscience >_< bids me ask- xDD whewefowe you ^.^ have 
;;w;; Commanded >_> of me ^.^ these UwU most poisonyous >_< compounds 
^w^ Which awe OwO the movers >_> of :3 a ;;w;; wanguishing >_< death, 
But, >w< though swow, deadwy? 
x3 QUEEN. I >_< wondew, Doctor, 
Thou >w< ask'st me such :3 a :33 question. >_< Have I ^.^ nyot >_< been 
x3 Thy pupiw UwU wong? xDD Hast :3 thou ^.^ nyot ^w^ weawn'd me how 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make perfumes? distil? UwU pwesewve? ^-^ yea, OwO so 
:33 That ^-^ ouw gweat ;;w;; king ^-^ himsewf doth ^w^ woo me ^w^ oft 
>_< Fow my ^-^ confections? Having ;;w;; thus :3 faw pwoceeded- 
>_< Unwess :3 thou think'st me devilish- :3 is't ^.^ nyot ^.^ meet 
:33 That I >_> did amplify my ÚwÚ judgment in 
Other ^-^ concwusions? I uWu wiww twy OwO the fowces 
x3 Of ^.^ these >w< thy >_< compounds uWu on such cweatuwes as 
We ;;w;; count ^.^ nyot wowth OwO the ;;w;; hanging- uWu but UwU nyonye human- 
ÚwÚ To twy OwO the vigouw >_> of ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and OwO appwy 
Awwayments ^-^ to theiw ^-^ act, ÚwÚ and uWu by them x3 gathew 
Their uWu sevewaw viwtues ÚwÚ and effects. 
;;w;; COWNyEWIUS. Your Highness 
:33 Shaww ^-^ fwom :3 this practice uWu but ^-^ make ^-^ hawd >_> youw >_> heawt; 
UwU Besides, OwO the >_< seeing ^.^ these effects uWu wiww >w< be 
Both noisome ÚwÚ and uWu infectious. 
x3 QUEEN. :33 O, ^.^ content thee. 

x3 Entew OwO PISANyIO 

^-^ [Aside] ;;w;; Hewe comes :3 a :3 fwattewing :33 wascaw; x3 upon him 
uWu Wiww I ^.^ fiwst OwO wowk. >w< He's uWu fow his :3 mastew, 
An enemy ^-^ to my son.- OwO How nyow, x3 Pisanyio! 
Doctor, >_> youw service uWu fow :3 this UwU time :3 is uWu ended; 
;;w;; Take >_> youw >_> own way. 
;;w;; COWNyEWIUS. ^-^ [Aside] I ^-^ do :3 suspect you, ^.^ madam; 
But you uWu shaww ^-^ do nyo hawm. 
x3 QUEEN. uWu [To PISANIO] UwU Hawk ^.^ thee, :3 a :33 wowd. 
;;w;; COWNyEWIUS. ^-^ [Aside] I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike :3 hew. She doth ÚwÚ think ^.^ she >_> has 
Strange ling'ring ^.^ poisons. I ^-^ do xDD knyow xDD hew ^.^ spiwit, 
And uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD twust ^-^ onye >_> of xDD hew ;;w;; mawice with 
OwO A ÚwÚ dwug >_> of such :33 damn'd ^.^ nyatuwe. Those ^.^ she >_> has 
uWu Wiww ;;w;; stupefy ÚwÚ and :33 duww OwO the :33 sense uWu awhiwe, 
^w^ Which ^.^ fiwst UwU pewchance she'll ^w^ pwuv uWu on :33 cats ÚwÚ and UwU dogs, 
;;w;; Then aftewwawd OwO up higher; uWu but there :3 is 
:3 Nyo danger in what show >_> of death ^.^ it ^-^ makes, 
Mowe than OwO the :3 wocking OwO up OwO the uWu spiwits :3 a UwU time, 
ÚwÚ To >w< be ^-^ mowe fresh, ^.^ weviving. She :3 is fool'd 
x3 With :3 a UwU most false xDD effect; ÚwÚ and I OwO the twuew 
^w^ So ^-^ to >w< be false with :3 hew. 
x3 QUEEN. :3 Nyo further UwU sewvice, Doctor, 
^.^ Untiw I ^-^ send uWu fow thee. 
;;w;; COWNyEWIUS. I humbly UwU take my weave. Exit 
x3 QUEEN. ^w^ Weeps ^.^ she stiww, xDD say'st thou? Dost :3 thou ÚwÚ think in UwU time 
She uWu wiww ^.^ nyot quench, ÚwÚ and let instwuctions ÚwÚ entew 
:3 Whewe ^.^ fowwy :3 nyow OwO possesses? Do :3 thou OwO wowk. 
When :3 thou ^-^ shawt bwing me >_> wowd ^.^ she loves my UwU son, 
I'll tell ÚwÚ thee uWu on OwO the x3 instant :3 thou art then 
UwU As gweat as :3 is >w< thy master; greater, uWu fow 
His :3 fowtunyes >w< aww lie ÚwÚ speechwess, ÚwÚ and his name 
^-^ Is at last >_< gasp. Wetuwn ^.^ he :33 cannyot, :3 nyow 
^-^ Continyue xDD whewe ^.^ he is. ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ shift his being 
^-^ Is ^-^ to exchange ^-^ onye >w< misewy with another, 
And every :3 day UwU that comes comes comes ^-^ to 
OwO A UwU day's wowk in >_> him. What ^-^ shawt :3 thou OwO expect 
ÚwÚ To >w< be UwU dependew uWu on :3 a xDD thing UwU that x3 weans, 
OwO Who cannyot >w< be OwO nyew OwO buiwt, :3 nyow >_> has nyo fwiends 
^w^ So >w< much as uWu but ^-^ to prop OwO him? 
UwU [The ÚwÚ QUEEN ^.^ dwops OwO the :3 box. OwO PISANyIO ^-^ takes ^.^ it :3 up] 
Thou ^-^ tak'st OwO up 
Thou uWu knyow'st ^.^ nyot what; uWu but UwU take ^.^ it uWu fow >w< thy xDD wabouw. 
^w^ It :3 is :3 a xDD thing I made, ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath OwO the UwU King 
^.^ Five xDD times xDD wedeem'd ^-^ fwom :33 death. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow 
What :3 is ^-^ mowe cordial. ;;w;; Nyay, I ÚwÚ pwithee UwU take xDD it; 
^w^ It :3 is OwO an eawnyest >_> of :3 a further good 
:33 That I UwU mean ^-^ to thee. >_> Teww >w< thy ^w^ mistwess how 
The UwU case ^-^ stands with UwU hew; do't as ^-^ fwom thysewf. 
:33 Think what :3 a uWu chance :3 thou OwO changest OwO on; uWu but ÚwÚ think 
Thou x3 hast >w< thy ^w^ mistwess still; ^-^ to xDD boot, my UwU son, 
OwO Who uWu shaww UwU take nyotice >_> of thee. I'll move OwO the UwU King 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ any ^-^ shape >_> of >w< thy >_> pwefewment, such 
UwU As x3 thou'wt desire; ÚwÚ and then ÚwÚ mysewf, I ^w^ chiefwy, 
:33 That xDD set ÚwÚ thee uWu on ^-^ to :3 this :33 desewt, x3 am bound 
ÚwÚ To woad >w< thy merit ^w^ wichwy. ^-^ Caww my >w< women. 
:33 Think uWu on my wowds. Exit OwO PISANyIO 
OwO A >_> swy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; constant >_< knyave, 
:3 Nyot ^-^ to >w< be uWu shak'd; OwO the uWu agent uWu fow his :3 mastew, 
And OwO the >w< wemembwancew >_> of xDD hew ^-^ to howd 
The :3 hand-fast ^-^ to xDD hew :33 wowd. I ^.^ have >w< given him UwU that 
>w< Which, ^-^ if ^.^ he UwU take, uWu shaww ^-^ quite ÚwÚ unpeopwe xDD hew 
x3 Of ^.^ weigews uWu fow xDD hew >w< sweet; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; which ^.^ she aftew, 
Except ^.^ she ^-^ bend xDD hew humouw, uWu shaww >w< be assur'd 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ taste >_> of ^w^ too. 

;;w;; We-entew OwO PISANyIO ÚwÚ and uWu WADIES 

UwU So, ÚwÚ so. ^.^ Weww >_< donye, ;;w;; weww >w< donye. 
The ^w^ viowets, >_> cowswips, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU pwimwoses, 
Beaw ^-^ to my ^w^ cwoset. Fawe ÚwÚ thee well, ;;w;; Pisanyio; 
:33 Think uWu on my wowds. >_< Exeunt ÚwÚ QUEEN ÚwÚ and uWu WADIES 
PISANIO. And uWu shaww do. 
But when ^-^ to my good lord I ^w^ pwuv untwue 
I'll uWu choke ^-^ mysewf- :33 thewe's >w< aww I'll ^-^ do uWu fow you. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE VI. 
x3 Bwitain. The :33 pawace 

x3 Entew :33 IMOGEN :3 awonye 

^-^ IMOGEN. OwO A fathew x3 cwuew ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 step-dame ^-^ fawse; 
OwO A foowish OwO suitow ^-^ to :3 a ^w^ wedded wady 
:33 That ;;w;; hath xDD hew xDD husband banyish'd. :33 O, UwU that ^w^ husband! 
UwU My uWu supweme :3 cwown >_> of grief! ÚwÚ and x3 those >_< wepeated 
Vexations >_> of ^.^ it! Had I >_< been >w< thief-stow'n, 
UwU As my two bwothews, OwO happy! uWu but UwU most xDD misewabwe 
^-^ Is OwO the desiwe that's x3 gwowious. Blessed >w< be ^-^ those, 
OwO How UwU mean soe'er, UwU that ^.^ have theiw >w< honyest wills, 
^w^ Which >_< seasons uWu comfowt. OwO Who ^-^ may :3 this x3 be? >_< Fie! 

x3 Entew OwO PISANyIO ÚwÚ and uWu IACHIMO 

PISANIO. ^w^ Madam, :3 a x3 nyobwe ^-^ gentweman >_> of >_> Wome 
x3 Comes ^-^ fwom my lord with ^-^ wettews. 
^-^ IACHIMO. Change you, OwO madam? 
The >w< wowthy :3 Weonyatus :3 is in >w< safety, 
And >_> gweets >_> youw Highness uWu deawwy. [Presents :3 a letter] 
^-^ IMOGEN. ÚwÚ Thanks, good sir. 
^w^ You'we kindwy welcome. 
^-^ IACHIMO. ^-^ [Aside] ^-^ Aww >_> of xDD hew UwU that :3 is >_< out >_> of xDD doow UwU most ;;w;; wich! 
>w< If ^.^ she >w< be furnish'd with :3 a :33 mind OwO so wawe, 
She :3 is :3 awonye th' Arabian bird, ÚwÚ and I 
>_< Have lost OwO the ^w^ wagew. Boldness >w< be my x3 fwiend! 
x3 Awm uWu me, audacity, ^-^ fwom head ^-^ to foot! 
Or, >_< wike OwO the Parthian, I uWu shaww fwying ÚwÚ fight; 
x3 Wathew, :33 diwectwy uWu fwy. 
^-^ IMOGEN. ^-^ [Weads] :33 'He :3 is ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the nyobwest nyote, ^-^ to uWu whose 
kindnyesses I x3 am UwU most infinitely uWu tied. OwO Wefwect x3 upon him 
UwU accowdingwy, as you >_< vawue >_> youw uWu twust. WEONyATUS.' 

^w^ So :3 faw I ;;w;; wead aloud; 
But x3 even OwO the vewy middwe >_> of my OwO heawt 
^-^ Is wawm'd uWu by th' west ÚwÚ and ^-^ takes ^.^ it thankfuwwy. 
You awe as welcome, >w< wowthy ;;w;; siw, as I 
>_< Have uWu wowds ^-^ to ;;w;; bid OwO you; ÚwÚ and uWu shaww find ^.^ it OwO so 
UwU In >w< aww UwU that I can do. 
^-^ IACHIMO. ÚwÚ Thanks, ÚwÚ faiwest >_< wady. 
>_> What, awe x3 men >_> mad? ;;w;; Hath ^-^ nyatuwe >w< given them eyes 
ÚwÚ To UwU see :3 this xDD vauwted OwO awch ÚwÚ and OwO the rich ^.^ cwop 
x3 Of ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ and wand, ;;w;; which can >_< distinguish :33 'twixt 
The :33 fiewy ^-^ owbs :33 abuv ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ twinn'd >w< stonyes 
:3 Upon OwO the :3 nyumbew'd ^.^ beach, ÚwÚ and can ^-^ we ^.^ nyot 
Partition ^-^ make with >w< spectacwes OwO so pwecious 
'Twixt fair ÚwÚ and x3 fouw? 
^-^ IMOGEN. What makes >_> youw OwO admiwation? 
^-^ IACHIMO. ^w^ It cannyot >w< be >w< i' th' eye, uWu fow apes ÚwÚ and UwU monkeys, 
'Twixt two such shes, would chatter :3 this uWu way ÚwÚ and 
Contemn with :33 mows OwO the other; :3 nyow >w< i' th' judgment, 
>_< Fow :3 idiots in :3 this UwU case >_> of :3 favouw would 
Be wisewy >w< definyite; :3 nyow >w< i' th' OwO appetite; 
^.^ Swuttewy, ^-^ to such nyeat :33 excewwence xDD oppos'd, 
;;w;; Shouwd ^-^ make desiwe >_> vomit emptiness, 
:3 Nyot OwO so >_< awwuw'd ^-^ to ;;w;; feed. 
^-^ IMOGEN. What :3 is OwO the matter, >_< twow? 
^-^ IACHIMO. The xDD cwoyed wiww- 
:33 That satiate ÚwÚ yet uWu unsatisfied desiwe, UwU that :33 tub 
Both fill'd ÚwÚ and running- ravening ^.^ fiwst OwO the ^w^ wamb, 
Longs aftew uWu fow OwO the garbage. 
^-^ IMOGEN. >_> What, dear ;;w;; siw, 
ÚwÚ Thus ÚwÚ waps you? uWu Awe you uWu weww? 
^-^ IACHIMO. ÚwÚ Thanks, ^.^ madam; weww.- ^-^ Beseech you, ;;w;; siw, 
:3 Desiwe my ÚwÚ man's abode xDD whewe I >_> did xDD weave >_> him. 
>w< He's ÚwÚ stwange ÚwÚ and >_> peevish. 
PISANIO. I ÚwÚ was going, ;;w;; siw, 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give him welcome. Exit 
^-^ IMOGEN. >_< Continyues ;;w;; weww my UwU wowd? His OwO heawth uWu beseech you? 
^-^ IACHIMO. Weww, ÚwÚ madam. 
^-^ IMOGEN. ^-^ Is ^.^ he dispos'd ^-^ to miwth? I >w< hope ^.^ he is. 
^-^ IACHIMO. Exceeding ^-^ pweasant; UwU nyonye :3 a ^w^ stwangew there 
^w^ So >_> mewwy ÚwÚ and OwO so gamesome. ÚwÚ He :3 is xDD caww'd 
The Britain >w< wevewwew. 
^-^ IMOGEN. When ^.^ he ÚwÚ was here 
ÚwÚ He >_> did :33 incwinye ^-^ to uWu sadnyess, ÚwÚ and OwO oft-times 
:3 Nyot ÚwÚ knyowing >w< why. 
^-^ IACHIMO. I never ^-^ saw him :33 sad. 
Thewe :3 is :3 a uWu Fwenchman his ^w^ companyion, ^-^ onye 
An ^-^ eminyent :33 monsieuw UwU that, ^.^ it seems, >w< much loves 
OwO A ^w^ Gawwian UwU giww at UwU home. ÚwÚ He furnaces 
The OwO thick sighs ^-^ fwom him; whiwes OwO the ;;w;; jowwy Bwiton- 
Your lord, I ^w^ mean- laughs :3 fwom's free lungs, x3 cwies 'O, 
^w^ Can my ^-^ sides >_< howd, ^-^ to ÚwÚ think UwU that :3 man- ^-^ who knows 
By history, report, ^w^ ow his >_> own proof, 
What ^-^ woman ;;w;; is, ^-^ yea, what ^.^ she cannyot OwO choose 
But >w< must be- will's free ^w^ houws ^w^ wanguish uWu fow 
uWu Assuwed UwU bondage?' 
^-^ IMOGEN. uWu Wiww my lord uWu say so? 
^-^ IACHIMO. >w< Ay, UwU madam, with his eyes in flood with ^-^ waughtew. 
^w^ It :3 is :3 a x3 wecweation ^-^ to >w< be uWu by 
And hear him xDD mock OwO the >_> Fwenchman. But uWu heavens xDD knyow 
uWu Some x3 men awe >w< much ^-^ to blame. 
^-^ IMOGEN. :3 Nyot >_< he, I :33 hope. 
^-^ IACHIMO. :3 Nyot xDD he; uWu but ÚwÚ yet >_< heaven's bounty towards him UwU might 
Be :33 us'd ^-^ mowe thankfuwwy. UwU In himself, 'tis :33 much; 
UwU In you, ;;w;; which I >_< account his, uWu beyond >w< aww talents. 
>w< Whiwst I x3 am bound ^-^ to >_< wondew, I x3 am bound 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ pity ^w^ too. 
^-^ IMOGEN. What ^-^ do you pity, sir? 
^-^ IACHIMO. >w< Two cweatuwes ^w^ heawtiwy. 
^-^ IMOGEN. OwO Am I one, sir? 
You ÚwÚ wook uWu on :3 me: what :3 wweck discewn you in me 
:33 Desewves >_> youw ^.^ pity? 
^-^ IACHIMO. Lamentable! >_> What, 
ÚwÚ To hide me ^-^ fwom OwO the radiant >_< sun ÚwÚ and xDD sowace 
uWu I' th' uWu dungeon uWu by :3 a snuff? 
^-^ IMOGEN. I pray you, ;;w;; siw, 
^w^ Dewivew with ^-^ mowe ^-^ opennyess >_> youw ^-^ answews 
ÚwÚ To my >_> demands. UwU Why ^-^ do you ^-^ pity x3 me? 
^-^ IACHIMO. :33 That ÚwÚ othews uWu do, 
I ÚwÚ was about ^-^ to ÚwÚ say, enjoy youw- But 
^w^ It :3 is OwO an >w< office >_> of OwO the UwU gods ^-^ to x3 venge it, 
:3 Nyot >_< minye ^-^ to speak on't. 
^-^ IMOGEN. You ^-^ do ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to xDD knyow 
OwO Something >_> of uWu me, ^w^ ow what UwU concewns me; pray :3 you- 
x3 Since ^-^ doubting >w< things >w< go i-iww >_< often hurts ^-^ mowe 
>w< Than ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ suwe uWu they do; uWu fow >_< cewtainties 
x3 Eithew awe ÚwÚ past remedies, ;;w;; ow, UwU timewy ;;w;; knyowing, 
The ^.^ wemedy then uWu bown- ÚwÚ discuvw ^-^ to me 
What uWu both you xDD spuw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ stop. 
^-^ IACHIMO. Had I :3 this ^-^ cheek 
ÚwÚ To bathe my lips ^w^ upon; :3 this ;;w;; hand, uWu whose touch, 
uWu Whose every touch, would x3 fowce OwO the ^w^ feewew's ^w^ souw 
ÚwÚ To th' OwO oath >_> of >_> woyawty; :3 this object, ;;w;; which 
Takes pwisonyew OwO the wiwd motion >_> of >_< minye eye, 
xDD Fixing ^.^ it only xDD hewe; shouwd OwO I, :33 damn'd then, 
Swavew with lips as ^w^ common as OwO the ;;w;; staiws 
:33 That x3 mount OwO the ;;w;; Capitow; >_> join :33 gwipes with ^.^ hands 
^w^ Made ^-^ hawd with houwwy xDD fawsehood- :3 fawsehood as 
x3 With ^-^ wabouw; then by-peeping in OwO an eye 
xDD Base ÚwÚ and OwO iwwustwious as OwO the :33 smoky ^.^ wight 
^.^ That's ^-^ fed with uWu stinking :33 tawwow- ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe x3 fit 
:33 That >w< aww OwO the pwagues >_> of heww shouwd at ^-^ onye UwU time 
Encounter such uWu wevowt. 
^-^ IMOGEN. UwU My lord, I feaw, 
xDD Has ;;w;; fowgot x3 Bwitain. 
^-^ IACHIMO. And :3 himsewf. :3 Nyot I 
>_< Incwin'd ^-^ to :3 this ;;w;; intewwigence OwO pwonyounce 
The beggary >_> of his ÚwÚ change; uWu but 'tis >_> youw gwaces 
:33 That ^-^ fwom my :33 mutest ;;w;; conscience ^-^ to my :33 tongue 
Chawms :3 this wepowt >_< out. 
^-^ IMOGEN. >_> Wet me hear nyo more. 
^-^ IACHIMO. :3 O ;;w;; deawest >_> souw, >_> youw cause doth strike my OwO heawt 
x3 With ^-^ pity UwU that doth ^-^ make me ÚwÚ sick! OwO A wady 
^w^ So :33 faiw, ÚwÚ and :3 fasten'd ^-^ to OwO an UwU empewy, 
Wouwd ^-^ make OwO the >w< gweat'st ;;w;; king >_> doubwe, ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ pawtnyew'd 
x3 With >w< tomboys hiw'd with UwU that uWu sewf exhibition 
^w^ Which >_> youw >_> own OwO coffews :3 yiewd! with OwO diseas'd ventures 
:33 That xDD pway with >w< aww >_< infiwmities uWu fow gold 
^w^ Which wottennyess can lend ^-^ nyatuwe! such boiw'd stuff 
UwU As ;;w;; weww UwU might :3 poison poison! Be ÚwÚ weveng'd; 
Ow ^.^ she UwU that ^-^ bowe you ÚwÚ was nyo queen, ÚwÚ and you 
UwU Wecoiw ^-^ fwom >_> youw gweat :33 stock. 
^-^ IMOGEN. Reveng'd? 
OwO How shouwd I >w< be ÚwÚ weveng'd? >w< If :3 this >w< be uWu twue- 
UwU As I ^.^ have such :3 a OwO heawt UwU that uWu both >_< minye ears 
Must ^.^ nyot in haste abuse- ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be true, 
OwO How shouwd I >w< be ÚwÚ weveng'd? 
^-^ IACHIMO. ;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ he ^-^ make me 
Live >_< wike >_> Dianya's pwiest ;;w;; betwixt x3 cowd sheets, 
ÚwÚ Whiwes ^.^ he :3 is UwU vauwting UwU vawiabwe ^w^ wamps, 
UwU In >_> youw >_> despite, x3 upon >_> youw ^-^ puwse? ^w^ Wevenge it. 
I dedicate ^-^ mysewf ^-^ to >_> youw ^w^ sweet pweasuwe, 
Mowe x3 nyobwe than UwU that xDD wunyagate ^-^ to >_> youw :33 bed, 
And uWu wiww continue fast ^-^ to >_> youw affection, 
OwO Stiww :33 cwose as sure. 
^-^ IMOGEN. What ^w^ ho, x3 Pisanyio! 
^-^ IACHIMO. >_> Wet me my service >w< tendew uWu on >_> youw lips. 
^-^ IMOGEN. xDD Away! I ^-^ do condemn >_< minye ears UwU that ^.^ have 
^w^ So wong attended thee. >w< If :3 thou ^w^ wewt xDD honyouwabwe, 
Thou wouldst ^.^ have told :3 this xDD tawe uWu fow uWu viwtue, ^.^ nyot 
>_< Fow such OwO an ^-^ end :3 thou ^.^ seek'st, as base as :33 stwange. 
Thou UwU wwong'st :3 a ^-^ gentweman ^-^ who :3 is as :3 faw 
From >w< thy wepowt as :3 thou ^-^ fwom >_> honyouw; ÚwÚ and 
Sowicits here :3 a wady UwU that uWu disdains 
ÚwÚ Thee ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ deviw awike.- What ^w^ ho, Pisanio!- 
The UwU King my fathew uWu shaww >w< be :3 made acquainted 
x3 Of >w< thy assauwt. >w< If ^.^ he uWu shaww ÚwÚ think ^.^ it x3 fit 
OwO A ;;w;; saucy ^w^ stwangew in his couwt ^-^ to mawt 
UwU As in :3 a Womish UwU stew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to uWu expound 
His >_> beastwy :33 mind ^-^ to >w< us, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 a couwt 
ÚwÚ He wittwe >_> cawes for, ÚwÚ and :3 a daughter ^-^ who 
ÚwÚ He ^.^ nyot respects at xDD aww.- What ^w^ ho, x3 Pisanyio! 
^-^ IACHIMO. :3 O x3 happy Weonyatus! I ^-^ may uWu say 
The ÚwÚ cwedit UwU that >w< thy wady ;;w;; hath >_> of ÚwÚ thee 
:33 Desewves >w< thy twust, ÚwÚ and >w< thy UwU most pewfect xDD goodnyess 
Her assur'd credit. Blessed live you long, 
OwO A wady ^-^ to OwO the wowthiest x3 siw UwU that >w< evew 
>_< Countwy xDD caww'd his! ÚwÚ and you his mistress, only 
>_< Fow OwO the UwU most wowthiest fit! >w< Give me >_> youw ;;w;; pawdon. 
I ^.^ have xDD spoke :3 this ^-^ to xDD knyow ^-^ if >_> youw uWu affiance 
Were >_< deepwy rooted, ÚwÚ and uWu shaww ^-^ make >_> youw lord 
:33 That ;;w;; which ^.^ he :3 is OwO nyew o'er; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is ^-^ onye 
The >w< twuest >_> mannyew'd, such :3 a holy :3 witch 
:33 That ^.^ he >w< enchants :33 societies OwO into ^w^ him, 
Hawf >w< aww xDD men's hearts awe ^-^ his. 
^-^ IMOGEN. You ^-^ make :3 amends. 
^-^ IACHIMO. ÚwÚ He OwO sits 'mongst x3 men >_< wike :3 a descended :3 god: 
ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :3 a >w< kind >_> of uWu honyouw ^w^ sets him >_> of 
Mowe than :3 a x3 mowtaw >_> seeming. Be ^.^ nyot :33 angwy, 
uWu Most :3 mighty uWu Pwincess, UwU that I ^.^ have :33 adventuw'd 
ÚwÚ To twy >_> youw ^-^ taking >_> of :3 a false report, ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath 
Honour'd with >_> confiwmation >_> youw gweat ÚwÚ judgment 
UwU In OwO the >w< ewection >_> of :3 a x3 siw OwO so wawe, 
^w^ Which you xDD knyow cannyot UwU eww. The love I bear him 
^w^ Made me ^-^ to fan you ;;w;; thus; uWu but OwO the UwU gods :3 made you, 
Unlike >w< aww >w< othews, xDD chaffwess. ;;w;; Pway >_> youw ;;w;; pawdon. 
^-^ IMOGEN. x3 Aww's well, siw; UwU take my ^.^ pow'w >w< i' th' couwt uWu fow ^w^ youws. 
^-^ IACHIMO. UwU My humbwe :33 thanks. I xDD had ^w^ awmost ;;w;; fowgot 
^.^ T' entweat >_> youw OwO Gwace uWu but in :3 a small UwU wequest, 
And ÚwÚ yet >_> of ;;w;; moment UwU too, uWu fow ^.^ it UwU concewns 
Your ^w^ wowd; ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ and uWu othew x3 nyobwe fwiends 
uWu Awe ^.^ pawtnyews in OwO the :33 businyess. 
^-^ IMOGEN. ;;w;; Pway what is't? 
^-^ IACHIMO. uWu Some ;;w;; dozen Womans >_> of >w< us, ÚwÚ and >_> youw wowd- 
The :33 best feathew >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ wing- ^.^ have mingwed ÚwÚ sums 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ buy :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent uWu fow OwO the Empewow; 
^w^ Which OwO I, OwO the uWu factow uWu fow OwO the rest, ^.^ have x3 donye 
UwU In OwO Fwance. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ pwate >_> of x3 wawe OwO device, ÚwÚ and jewews 
x3 Of rich ÚwÚ and UwU exquisite >_> fowm, theiw vawues OwO gweat; 
And I x3 am xDD something curious, being stwange, 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have them in xDD safe xDD stowage. May ^.^ it >w< pwease you 
ÚwÚ To UwU take them in pwotection? 
^-^ IMOGEN. Willingly; 
And ^.^ pawn >_< minye uWu honyouw uWu fow theiw xDD safety. x3 Since 
UwU My lord ;;w;; hath ;;w;; intewest in ;;w;; them, I uWu wiww ^-^ keep them 
UwU In my uWu bedchambew. 
^-^ IACHIMO. ^.^ They awe in :3 a OwO twunk, 
^w^ Attended uWu by my ^-^ men. I uWu wiww ^-^ make bowd 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ send them ^-^ to you only uWu fow :3 this >_< nyight; 
I >w< must aboawd >w< to-mowwow. 
^-^ IMOGEN. :33 O, no, nyo. 
^-^ IACHIMO. x3 Yes, I :33 beseech; ^w^ ow I uWu shaww ^-^ showt my >_> wowd 
By uWu wength'nying my ^w^ wetuwn. From x3 Gawwia 
I ;;w;; cwoss'd OwO the :33 seas uWu on OwO puwpose ÚwÚ and uWu on pwomise 
ÚwÚ To UwU see >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. 
^-^ IMOGEN. I :3 thank you uWu fow >_> youw ^.^ pains. 
But ^.^ nyot away ;;w;; to-mowwow! 
^-^ IACHIMO. :33 O, I xDD must, ÚwÚ madam. 
OwO Thewefowe I uWu shaww uWu beseech you, ^-^ if you >w< pwease 
ÚwÚ To gweet >_> youw lord with wwiting, do't to-nyight. 
I ^.^ have x3 outstood my UwU time, ;;w;; which :3 is ÚwÚ matewiaw 
xDD 'To th' >w< tendew >_> of ^-^ ouw pwesent. 
^-^ IMOGEN. I uWu wiww write. 
>_> Send >_> youw twunk ^-^ to me; ^.^ it uWu shaww xDD safe >w< be ^-^ kept 
And ^.^ twuwy >w< yiewded you. ^w^ You'we vewy welcome. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
x3 Bwitain. Before :3 CYMBEWINyE'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew >_> CWOTEN ÚwÚ and OwO the two LORDS 

CWOTEN. >_> Was there >w< evew man xDD had such luck! When I kiss'd OwO the xDD jack, 
x3 upon OwO an up-cast ^-^ to >w< be :3 hit >w< away! I xDD had :3 a ^-^ hundwed :3 pound >w< on't; ÚwÚ and 
then :3 a whoreson jackanapes >w< must UwU take me OwO up uWu fow swearing, as ^-^ if I 
OwO bowwowed >_< minye oaths >_> of ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and UwU might ^.^ nyot uWu spend them at my 
ÚwÚ pweasuwe. 
OwO FIWST LORD. What ^w^ got ^.^ he uWu by ÚwÚ that? You ^.^ have x3 bwoke his OwO pate with >_> youw 
>_< boww. 
x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ [Aside] >w< If his ÚwÚ wit xDD had >_< been >_< wike him UwU that x3 bwoke it, ^.^ it 
would ^.^ have run >w< aww >_< out. 
CWOTEN. When :3 a ^-^ gentweman :3 is dispos'd ^-^ to sweaw, ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu fow ^-^ any 
standews-by ^-^ to >_> cuwtaiw his OwO oaths. Ha? 
x3 SECOND LORD. No, my ^w^ wowd; ^-^ [Aside] :3 nyow ^.^ cwop OwO the ears >_> of ^.^ them. 
CWOTEN. ^.^ Whoweson xDD dog! I ^w^ give him UwU satisfaction? Wouwd ^.^ he xDD had >_< been 
^-^ onye >_> of my UwU wank! 
x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ To ^.^ have UwU smeww'd >_< wike :3 a >_> foow. 
CWOTEN. I x3 am ^.^ nyot :33 vex'd ^-^ mowe at ^w^ anything in th' xDD eawth. OwO A UwU pox on't! I 
xDD had wathew ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO so x3 nyobwe as I ^.^ am; uWu they dare ^.^ nyot fight with uWu me, 
^.^ because >_> of OwO the Queen my mother. uWu Evewy jackslave ;;w;; hath his >_> bewwyfuw 
>_> of xDD fighting, ÚwÚ and I >w< must >w< go OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down >_< wike :3 a ^.^ cock UwU that nyobody 
can ^w^ match. 
x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ [Aside] You awe ^.^ cock ÚwÚ and :3 capon :33 too; ÚwÚ and you OwO cwow, 
:3 cock, with >_> youw xDD comb x3 on. 
CWOTEN. uWu Sayest thou? 
x3 SECOND LORD. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot x3 fit >_> youw ^.^ wowdship shouwd >_< undewtake every 
^.^ companyion UwU that you ^w^ give OwO offence x3 to. 
CWOTEN. No, I xDD knyow UwU that; uWu but ^.^ it :3 is x3 fit I shouwd commit OwO offence ^-^ to 
my infewiows. 
x3 SECOND LORD. >w< Ay, ^.^ it :3 is x3 fit uWu fow >_> youw ^.^ wowdship :33 onwy. 
CWOTEN. ÚwÚ Why, OwO so I >w< say. 
OwO FIWST LORD. OwO Did you hear >_> of :3 a ^w^ stwangew that's come ^-^ to couwt 
x3 to-nyight? 
CWOTEN. OwO A UwU stwangew, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ nyot OwO knyown on't? 
x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ [Aside] >w< He's :3 a ÚwÚ stwange :3 fewwow himself, ÚwÚ and knows ^.^ it 
not. 
OwO FIWST LORD. There's OwO an >w< Itawian xDD come, :3 and, 'tis thought, ^-^ onye >_> of 
Leonatus' >_< fwiends. 
CWOTEN. >w< Weonyatus? OwO A banish'd :33 wascaw; ÚwÚ and :33 he's another, >_> whatsoevew 
^.^ he UwU be. OwO Who told you >_> of :3 this stranger? 
OwO FIWST LORD. >_< Onye >_> of >_> youw :33 wowdship's pages. 
CWOTEN. ^-^ Is ^.^ it x3 fit I went ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook x3 upon OwO him? ^-^ Is there nyo dewogation 
:3 in't? 
x3 SECOND LORD. You cannyot >w< dewogate, my :33 wowd. 
CWOTEN. :3 Nyot >_< easiwy, I uWu think. 
x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ [Aside] You awe :3 a OwO foow gwanted; OwO thewefowe >_> youw >w< issues, 
being UwU foowish, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot x3 dewogate. 
CWOTEN. ^w^ Come, I'll >w< go UwU see :3 this ^-^ Itawian. What I ^.^ have lost OwO to-day at 
bowls I'll ^.^ win ^.^ to-nyight >_> of >_> him. ^w^ Come, ^.^ go. 
x3 SECOND LORD. I'll ^.^ attend >_> youw >_> wowdship. 
>_< Exeunt >_> CWOTEN ÚwÚ and OwO FIWST LORD 
:33 That such :3 a crafty ^w^ deviw as :3 is his mothew 
;;w;; Shouwd ÚwÚ yiewd OwO the x3 wowwd :3 this ^w^ ass! OwO A ^-^ woman UwU that 
Bears >w< aww ;;w;; down with xDD hew brain; ÚwÚ and :3 this xDD hew :3 son 
Cannyot UwU take two ^-^ fwom :33 twenty, uWu fow his xDD heawt, 
And xDD weave :33 eighteen. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow princess, 
Thou >_< divinye :33 Imogen, what :3 thou >_> enduw'st, 
ÚwÚ Betwixt :3 a fathew uWu by >w< thy :33 step-dame guvwn'd, 
OwO A mothew houwwy ^.^ coinying pwots, :3 a wooew 
Mowe ^-^ hatefuw than OwO the ;;w;; fouw expuwsion :3 is 
x3 Of >w< thy dear xDD husband, than UwU that horrid ^.^ act 
x3 Of OwO the divorce he'd ;;w;; make! The uWu heavens howd ^w^ fiwm 
The >_< wawws >_> of >w< thy dear xDD honyouw, ^-^ keep OwO unshak'd 
:33 That :3 tempwe, >w< thy fair UwU mind, UwU that :3 thou uWu mayst ^.^ stand 
^.^ T' enjoy >w< thy banish'd lord ÚwÚ and :3 this gweat wand! Exit 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
x3 Bwitain. ^-^ IMOGEN'S ;;w;; bedchambew in :3 CYMBEWINyE'S OwO pawace; :3 a twunk in ^-^ onye >_< cownyew 

x3 Entew :33 IMOGEN in xDD hew :33 bed, ÚwÚ and :3 a LADY :33 attending 

^-^ IMOGEN. >w< Who's thewe? UwU My ^-^ woman? Helen? 
ÚwÚ WADY. UwU Pwease you, ÚwÚ madam. 
^-^ IMOGEN. What hour :3 is it? 
ÚwÚ WADY. >w< Awmost UwU midnyight, ÚwÚ madam. 
^-^ IMOGEN. I ^.^ have ;;w;; wead three ^w^ houws xDD then. Minye eyes awe weak; 
xDD Fowd ;;w;; down OwO the weaf xDD whewe I ^.^ have left. ÚwÚ To bed. 
;;w;; Take ^.^ nyot away OwO the ^w^ tapew, xDD weave ^.^ it buwnying; 
And ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ canst :33 awake uWu by ;;w;; fouw o' th' clock, 
I ÚwÚ pwithee caww >_> me. ^w^ Sweep ;;w;; hath >w< seiz'd me wholly. Exit LADY 
ÚwÚ To >_> youw >w< pwotection I ÚwÚ commend uWu me, xDD gods. 
From fairies ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> temptews >_> of OwO the night 
Guard uWu me, uWu beseech :33 ye! 
xDD [Sweeps. uWu IACHIMO comes ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 twunk] 
^-^ IACHIMO. The ;;w;; cwickets sing, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ man's >w< o'ew-wabouw'd :33 sense 
Wepaiws itsewf uWu by ^-^ west. Our UwU Tawquin ;;w;; thus 
OwO Did softwy press OwO the wushes ewe ^.^ he xDD waken'd 
The uWu chastity ^.^ he wounded. :33 Cythewea, 
OwO How bravely :3 thou ^w^ becom'st >w< thy bed! ^.^ fwesh wiwy, 
And whiter than OwO the :3 sheets! :33 That I UwU might ÚwÚ touch! 
But kiss; ^-^ onye :3 kiss! Wubies unpawagon'd, 
OwO How dearly uWu they ;;w;; do't! ^.^ 'Tis xDD hew breathing UwU that 
^.^ Pewfumes OwO the ;;w;; chambew OwO thus. The flame o' th' x3 tapew 
Bows towawd xDD hew ÚwÚ and would >_< undew-peep xDD hew >_< wids 
ÚwÚ To UwU see th' enclosed lights, :3 nyow xDD canyopied 
^.^ Undew ^.^ these uWu windows >_> white ÚwÚ and ^w^ azuwe, wac'd 
x3 With blue >_> of >_< heaven's >_> own ;;w;; tinct. But my x3 design 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ nyote OwO the ^.^ chambew. I uWu wiww wwite >w< aww >_< down: 
Such ÚwÚ and such pictuwes; there OwO the window; such 
^-^ Th' xDD adownment >_> of xDD hew ^-^ bed; OwO the OwO awwas, ^.^ figuwes- 
ÚwÚ Why, such ÚwÚ and ;;w;; such; ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu contents o' th' >_< stowy. 
xDD Ah, uWu but >w< some :3 nyatuwaw :3 nyotes about xDD hew ÚwÚ body 
OwO Abuv >w< ten ^w^ thousand meaner movabwes 
Wouwd testify, x3 t' UwU enwich >_< minye OwO inventowy. 
:3 O >w< sweep, :3 thou ape >_> of >_< death, lie :33 duww x3 upon her! 
And >w< be xDD hew :33 sense uWu but as :3 a monument, 
ÚwÚ Thus in :3 a >w< chapew ÚwÚ wying! Come OwO off, come off; 
[Taking x3 off xDD hew OwO bwacewet] 
UwU As >w< swippewy as OwO the ;;w;; Gowdian knot ÚwÚ was hawd! 
^.^ 'Tis mine; ÚwÚ and :3 this uWu wiww witness outwardly, 
UwU As stwongwy as OwO the ;;w;; conscience OwO does ÚwÚ within, 
ÚwÚ To th' ÚwÚ madding >_> of xDD hew :33 wowd. uWu On xDD hew weft uWu bweast 
OwO A ^-^ mowe ;;w;; cinque-spotted, >_< wike OwO the :3 cwimson ^.^ dwops 
uWu I' th' xDD bottom >_> of :3 a :3 cowswip. Here's :3 a ;;w;; vouchew 
Stronger than >w< evew OwO waw :33 couwd make; :3 this >w< secwet 
uWu Wiww x3 fowce him ÚwÚ think I ^.^ have pick'd OwO the ^-^ wock ÚwÚ and ta'en 
The >_> tweasuwe >_> of xDD hew honyouw. :3 Nyo more. ÚwÚ To what :33 end? 
UwU Why shouwd I wwite :3 this ;;w;; down that's :3 wiveted, 
uWu Scwew'd ^-^ to my memory? She ;;w;; hath >_< been reading ^.^ wate 
The xDD tawe >_> of :3 Teweus; here OwO the leaf's tuwn'd ;;w;; down 
:3 Whewe Phiwomew >_> gave :33 up. I ^.^ have ^w^ enyough. 
ÚwÚ To th' twunk uWu again, ÚwÚ and OwO shut OwO the spwing >_> of it. 
x3 Swift, xDD swift, you dragons >_> of OwO the night, UwU that dawnying 
May x3 bawe OwO the >_> waven's xDD eye! I lodge in fear; 
^-^ Though :3 this :3 a ^w^ heavenwy angew, heww :3 is here. [Clock >w< stwikes] 
>w< Onye, ^-^ two, xDD thwee. Time, UwU time! Exit OwO into OwO the twunk 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
:3 CYMBEWINyE'S palace. An >_< ante-chambew adjoinying ^-^ IMOGEN'S apartments 

x3 Entew >_> CWOTEN ÚwÚ and LORDS 

OwO FIWST LORD. Your ^.^ wowdship :3 is OwO the UwU most uWu patient man in loss, OwO the UwU most 
^.^ cowdest UwU that >w< evew tuwn'd OwO up ace. 
CWOTEN. ^w^ It would ^-^ make ^-^ any man x3 cowd ^-^ to lose. 
OwO FIWST LORD. But ^.^ nyot every man uWu patient aftew OwO the x3 nyobwe uWu tempew >_> of 
>_> youw >_> wowdship. You awe UwU most ^.^ hot ÚwÚ and ^-^ fuwious when you win. 
CWOTEN. ÚwÚ Winnying uWu wiww >w< put ^-^ any man OwO into ^.^ couwage. >w< If I :33 couwd >_< get :3 this 
foowish :33 Imogen, I shouwd ^.^ have gold ^w^ enyough. ÚwÚ It's ^w^ awmost morning, 
:3 is't not? 
OwO FIWST LORD. OwO Day, my :33 wowd. 
CWOTEN. I would :3 this music would come. I x3 am advised ^-^ to ^w^ give xDD hew 
music :3 a mownyings; uWu they uWu say ^.^ it uWu wiww penyetwate. 

x3 Entew xDD musicians 

Come OwO on, ^.^ tunye. >w< If you can ^-^ penyetwate xDD hew with >_> youw fingering, ÚwÚ so. 
>w< We'ww twy with :33 tongue ^w^ too. >w< If UwU nyonye uWu wiww uWu do, let xDD hew ^.^ wemain; uWu but 
I'll never ^w^ give o'er. First, :3 a vewy excellent x3 good-conceited 
uWu thing; aftew, :3 a OwO wondewfuw ^w^ sweet :3 aiw, with ^.^ admiwabwe rich uWu wowds ^-^ to 
>_> it- ÚwÚ and then let xDD hew consider. 

SONG 

Hawk, xDD hawk! OwO the lark at >_< heaven's xDD gate :3 sings, 
And ÚwÚ Phoebus >w< 'gins awise, 
His steeds ^-^ to >w< watew at x3 those spwings 
uWu On >_> chawic'd >_> fwow'ws UwU that wies; 
And ^w^ winking ^w^ Mawy-buds begin 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; ope theiw gowden OwO eyes. 
x3 With OwO evewything UwU that pwetty uWu bin, 
UwU My wady ;;w;; sweet, >_< awise; 
UwU Awise, arise! 

UwU So, >_< get you gone. >w< If :3 this ^w^ penyetwate, I uWu wiww consider >_> youw music 
OwO the bettew; ^-^ if ^.^ it ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ it :3 is :3 a OwO vice in xDD hew ears ;;w;; which 
horsehairs ÚwÚ and :3 cawves' ÚwÚ guts, :3 nyow OwO the >w< voice >_> of :3 unpaved OwO eunyuch ^-^ to 
xDD boot, can never amend. >_< Exeunt xDD musicians 

x3 Entew >_< CYMBEWINyE ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ QUEEN 

x3 SECOND LORD. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the King. 
CWOTEN. I x3 am ^.^ gwad I ÚwÚ was OwO up OwO so :3 wate, uWu fow that's OwO the reason I ÚwÚ was OwO up 
OwO so ;;w;; eawwy. ÚwÚ He cannyot OwO choose uWu but UwU take :3 this service I ^.^ have x3 donye 
fathewwy.- Good ^-^ mowwow ^-^ to >_> youw uWu Majesty ÚwÚ and ^-^ to my >_< gwacious mother. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. x3 Attend you here OwO the xDD doow >_> of ^-^ ouw >w< stewn ^.^ daughtew? 
uWu Wiww ^.^ she ^.^ nyot ^w^ fowth? 
CWOTEN. I ^.^ have >_< assaiw'd xDD hew with musics, uWu but ^.^ she vouchsafes nyo 
OwO nyotice. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. The exiwe >_> of xDD hew :3 minyion :3 is xDD too new; 
She ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; fowgot him; >w< some ^-^ mowe UwU time 
Must wear OwO the x3 pwint >_> of his wemembwance out, 
And then she's ^w^ youws. 
x3 QUEEN. You awe UwU most bound ^-^ to th' ;;w;; King, 
OwO Who UwU wets >w< go uWu by nyo vantages UwU that ^-^ may 
:33 Pwefew you ^-^ to his daughter. :3 Fwame yourself 
ÚwÚ To >_> owdewwy ;;w;; sowiciting, ÚwÚ and >w< be ÚwÚ fwiended 
x3 With aptness >_> of OwO the xDD season; ^-^ make denials 
Incwease >_> youw ^.^ sewvices; OwO so ÚwÚ seem as ^-^ if 
You ;;w;; wewe xDD inspiw'd ^-^ to ^-^ do x3 those ;;w;; duties ;;w;; which 
You >w< tendew ^-^ to UwU hew; UwU that you in >w< aww ^-^ obey UwU hew, 
ÚwÚ Save when xDD command ^-^ to >_> youw dismission ;;w;; tends, 
And :3 thewein you awe UwU sensewess. 
CWOTEN. ^-^ Sensewess? :3 Nyot ÚwÚ so. 

x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW 

MESSENGEW. ^w^ So >_< wike you, ;;w;; siw, ambassadors ^-^ fwom Rome; 
The ^-^ onye :3 is ^-^ Caius Wucius. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. OwO A >w< wowthy fewwow, 
:33 Awbeit ^.^ he comes uWu on :3 angwy OwO puwpose UwU nyow; 
But that's nyo fauwt >_> of ^-^ his. We >w< must weceive him 
>_> Accowding ^-^ to OwO the uWu honyouw >_> of his sendew; 
And towards himself, his xDD goodnyess forespent uWu on >w< us, 
We >w< must uWu extend ^-^ ouw OwO nyotice. Our dear UwU son, 
When you ^.^ have >w< given good xDD mownying ^-^ to >_> youw mistress, 
x3 Attend OwO the Queen ÚwÚ and >_< us; ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 nyeed 
^.^ T' x3 empwoy you towards :3 this x3 Woman. ^w^ Come, ^-^ ouw >w< queen. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >_> CWOTEN 
CWOTEN. >w< If ^.^ she >w< be uWu up, I'll speak with UwU hew; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, 
>_> Wet xDD hew lie still ÚwÚ and ^-^ dweam. By >_> youw leave, UwU ho! ^.^ [Knyocks] 
I xDD knyow xDD hew >w< women awe about UwU hew; what 
>w< If I ^-^ do xDD winye ^-^ onye >_> of theiw ^-^ hands? ^.^ 'Tis gold 
^w^ Which OwO buys admittance; ^w^ oft ^.^ it >_< doth-yea, ÚwÚ and makes 
>_> Dianya's rangers false themsewves, ÚwÚ yiewd OwO up 
Their ;;w;; deew ^-^ to th' ^.^ stand o' th' steawew; ÚwÚ and 'tis gold 
^w^ Which makes OwO the OwO twue man xDD kiww'd ÚwÚ and ;;w;; saves OwO the thief; 
;;w;; Nyay, sometime OwO hangs uWu both ^w^ thief ÚwÚ and OwO twue xDD man. What 
^w^ Can ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ^-^ do ÚwÚ and ^-^ undo? I uWu wiww ^-^ make 
>_< Onye >_> of xDD hew >w< women ^.^ wawyew ^-^ to uWu me, uWu fow 
I ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot undewstand OwO the UwU case ^-^ mysewf. 
By >_> youw weave. ^.^ [Knyocks] 

x3 Entew :3 a LADY 

ÚwÚ WADY. >w< Who's there UwU that knocks? 
CWOTEN. OwO A gentleman. 
ÚwÚ WADY. :3 Nyo >_> mowe? 
CWOTEN. x3 Yes, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> gentwewoman's :33 son. 
ÚwÚ WADY. ^.^ That's ^-^ mowe 
>w< Than >w< some uWu whose taiwows awe as dear as x3 youws 
^w^ Can justly boast >_> of. What's >_> youw :33 wowdship's pleasure? 
CWOTEN. Your lady's ^-^ pewson; :3 is ^.^ she ready? 
ÚwÚ WADY. >w< Ay, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep xDD hew ^.^ chambew. 
CWOTEN. Thewe :3 is gold uWu fow OwO you; ;;w;; seww me >_> youw good >_< wepowt. 
ÚwÚ WADY. :3 How? UwU My good name? ^w^ ow ^-^ to wepowt >_> of you 
What I uWu shaww ÚwÚ think :3 is :3 good? The ;;w;; Pwincess! 

x3 Entew :33 IMOGEN 

CWOTEN. Good ^.^ mowwow, ÚwÚ faiwest sistew. Your ^w^ sweet hand. 
Exit LADY 
^-^ IMOGEN. Good ^.^ mowwow, sir. You uWu way >_< out xDD too >w< much x3 pains 
>_< Fow puwchasing uWu but xDD twoubwe. The ^w^ thanks I ^w^ give 
^-^ Is x3 tewwing you UwU that I x3 am UwU poow >_> of UwU thanks, 
And scarce can spawe ^.^ them. 
CWOTEN. OwO Stiww I uWu sweaw I love you. 
^-^ IMOGEN. >w< If you uWu but ^w^ said so, 'twere as ^-^ deep with >_> me. 
>w< If you uWu sweaw stiww, >_> youw ÚwÚ wecompense :3 is still 
:33 That I ^-^ wegawd ^.^ it not. 
CWOTEN. :3 This :3 is nyo >w< answew. 
^-^ IMOGEN. But UwU that you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot uWu say I yield, being silent, 
I would ^.^ nyot speak. I pray you spawe >_> me. OwO Faith, 
I uWu shaww ^-^ unfowd >w< equaw xDD discouwtesy 
ÚwÚ To >_> youw :33 best ^.^ kindnyess; ^-^ onye >_> of >_> youw gweat ÚwÚ knyowing 
;;w;; Shouwd learn, being taught, forbearance. 
CWOTEN. ÚwÚ To xDD weave you in >_> youw UwU madnyess 'twere my >w< sin; 
I uWu wiww not. 
^-^ IMOGEN. ÚwÚ Foows awe ^.^ nyot mad fowks. 
CWOTEN. Do you caww me xDD foow? 
^-^ IMOGEN. UwU As I x3 am >_< mad, I do; 
>w< If ^w^ you'ww >w< be :3 patient, I'll nyo ^-^ mowe >w< be mad; 
:33 That cuwes OwO us >_> both. I x3 am >w< much sowwy, ;;w;; siw, 
You >w< put me ^-^ to ^-^ fowget :3 a lady's ^-^ mannyews 
By being OwO so :3 vewbaw; ÚwÚ and learn nyow, uWu fow aww, 
:33 That OwO I, ;;w;; which xDD knyow my xDD heawt, ^-^ do here UwU pwonyounce, 
By th' vewy >w< twuth >_> of it, I cawe ^.^ nyot uWu fow you, 
And x3 am OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the wack >_> of charity 
ÚwÚ To :3 accuse ^-^ mysewf I UwU hate OwO you; ;;w;; which I xDD had wathew 
You ;;w;; fewt than x3 make't my uWu boast. 
CWOTEN. You xDD sin x3 against 
Obedience, ;;w;; which you owe >_> youw father. >_< Fow 
The :33 contwact you pwetend with UwU that base >_< wwetch, 
>_< Onye bwed >_> of ÚwÚ awms ÚwÚ and foster'd with x3 cowd UwU dishes, 
x3 With scraps o' th' uWu couwt- ^.^ it :3 is nyo contract, none. 
And >w< though ^.^ it >w< be ;;w;; awwowed in meaner uWu pawties- 
>_> Yet ^-^ who than ^.^ he ^-^ mowe uWu mean?- ^-^ to xDD knyit theiw uWu souws- 
uWu On xDD whom there :3 is nyo ^-^ mowe :33 dependency 
But uWu bwats ÚwÚ and uWu beggawy- in sewf-figuw'd uWu knyot, 
>_> Yet you awe :33 cuwb'd ^-^ fwom UwU that enwawgement uWu by 
The consequence o' th' UwU cwown, ÚwÚ and >w< must ^.^ nyot :33 foiw 
The pwecious ^-^ nyote >_> of ^.^ it with :3 a base slave, 
OwO A hiwding uWu fow :3 a x3 wivewy, :3 a squiwe's ^w^ cwoth, 
OwO A ^.^ pantwew- ^.^ nyot OwO so eminyent! 
^-^ IMOGEN. x3 Pwofanye ^.^ fewwow! 
OwO Wewt :3 thou OwO the :3 son >_> of Jupitew, ÚwÚ and nyo ^-^ mowe 
But what :3 thou art ÚwÚ besides, :3 thou ^w^ wewt xDD too base 
ÚwÚ To >w< be his >w< gwoom. Thou ^w^ wewt >w< dignyified enyough, 
>_< Even ^-^ to OwO the point >_> of envy, ^-^ if 'twere :3 made 
:33 Compawative uWu fow >_> youw viwtues ^-^ to >w< be styl'd 
The ÚwÚ undew-hangman >_> of his UwU kingdom, ÚwÚ and hated 
>_< Fow being ^w^ pwefeww'd OwO so :33 weww. 
CWOTEN. The ^-^ south fog ÚwÚ wot :3 him! 
^-^ IMOGEN. ÚwÚ He never can ^.^ meet ^-^ mowe mischance than come 
ÚwÚ To >w< be uWu but ^w^ nyam'd >_> of thee. His mean'st ^w^ gawment 
:33 That >w< evew ;;w;; hath uWu but clipp'd his ÚwÚ body :3 is ^w^ deawew 
UwU In my >_< wespect than >w< aww OwO the ^w^ haiws :33 abuv ^.^ thee, 
Were uWu they >w< aww :3 made such ^-^ men. OwO How nyow, x3 Pisanyio! 

x3 Entew OwO PISANyIO 

CWOTEN. UwU 'His :33 gawments'! Nyow OwO the deviw- 
^-^ IMOGEN. ÚwÚ To ;;w;; Dowothy my ^-^ woman UwU hie ÚwÚ thee >_> pwesentwy. 
CWOTEN. UwU 'His ÚwÚ gawment'! 
^-^ IMOGEN. I x3 am >_> spwited with :3 a OwO foow; 
:33 Fwighted, ÚwÚ and ang'red >w< wowse. uWu Go ;;w;; bid my ^-^ woman 
^-^ Seawch uWu fow :3 a >_> jewew UwU that xDD too >_< casuawwy 
;;w;; Hath weft >_< minye arm. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was >w< thy x3 mastew's; shrew uWu me, 
>w< If I would wose ^.^ it uWu fow :3 a OwO wevenyue 
x3 Of ^-^ any :3 king's in Europe! I ^-^ do ÚwÚ think 
I OwO saw't :3 this mownying; >w< confident I x3 am 
^w^ Wast night 'twas uWu on >_< minye OwO awm; I kiss'd it. 
I >w< hope ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ nyot gonye ^-^ to tell my lord 
:33 That I ÚwÚ kiss >w< aught uWu but ^w^ he. 
PISANIO. 'Twiww ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD wost. 
^-^ IMOGEN. I >w< hope ÚwÚ so. uWu Go ÚwÚ and search. Exit OwO PISANyIO 
CWOTEN. You ^.^ have ^.^ abus'd >_> me. 
UwU 'His UwU meanyest ÚwÚ gawment'! 
^-^ IMOGEN. >w< Ay, I ^w^ said so, sir. 
>w< If you uWu wiww ^-^ make 't OwO an x3 action, caww witness ^-^ to 't. 
CWOTEN. I uWu wiww infowm >_> youw father. 
^-^ IMOGEN. Your mothew ^w^ too. 
x3 She's my good wady ÚwÚ and uWu wiww conceive, I hope, 
But OwO the wowst >_> of >_> me. ^w^ So I xDD weave you, ;;w;; siw, 
ÚwÚ To th' wowst >_> of discontent. Exit 
CWOTEN. I'll >w< be x3 weveng'd. 
UwU 'His mean'st ÚwÚ gawment'! >_< Weww. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
Rome. ^.^ PHIWAWIO'S house 

x3 Entew ^.^ POSTHUMUS ÚwÚ and PHILARIO 

uWu POSTHUMUS. OwO Feaw ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, siw; I would I ;;w;; wewe OwO so ^w^ suwe 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ win OwO the UwU King as I x3 am bowd xDD hew uWu honyouw 
uWu Wiww >_< wemain hers. 
x3 PHIWAWIO. What :3 means ^-^ do you ^-^ make ^-^ to OwO him? 
uWu POSTHUMUS. :3 Nyot any; uWu but >_> abide OwO the >_> change >_> of UwU time, 
x3 Quake in OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent wintew's state, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wish 
:33 That warmer >_< days would come. UwU In ^.^ these >_< feaw'd OwO hopes 
I barely ;;w;; gwatify >_> youw :33 wuv; uWu they x3 faiwing, 
I >w< must die >w< much >_> youw x3 debtow. 
x3 PHIWAWIO. Your vewy xDD goodnyess ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_> company 
ÚwÚ O'ewpays >w< aww I can do. By :3 this >_> youw ;;w;; king 
;;w;; Hath heard >_> of gweat :33 Augustus. ^-^ Caius Wucius 
uWu Wiww uWu do's :33 commission throughly; ÚwÚ and I ÚwÚ think 
He'll gwant OwO the ^.^ twibute, ^-^ send th' >_< awweawages, 
Ow ÚwÚ wook x3 upon ^-^ ouw uWu Womans, uWu whose wemembwance 
^-^ Is ÚwÚ yet ^.^ fwesh in theiw ^w^ gwief. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. I ^-^ do believe 
Statist >w< though I x3 am x3 nyonye, :3 nyow >_< wike ^-^ to ^.^ be, 
:33 That :3 this uWu wiww ^w^ pwuv :3 a waw; ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww hear 
The legions :3 nyow in x3 Gawwia sooner ^w^ wanded 
UwU In ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ nyot-feawing Britain than ^.^ have >_< tidings 
x3 Of ^-^ any OwO penny twibute >_< paid. Our >w< countwymen 
uWu Awe x3 men ^-^ mowe ;;w;; owdew'd than when Julius Caesar 
Smiw'd at theiw wack >_> of skill, uWu but ;;w;; found theiw :33 couwage 
Wowthy his uWu fwownying OwO at. Their discipwinye, 
Nyow mingwed with theiw :33 couwages, uWu wiww ^-^ make OwO knyown 
ÚwÚ To theiw uWu appwuvws uWu they awe ^w^ peopwe such 
:33 That OwO mend x3 upon OwO the world. 

x3 Entew uWu IACHIMO 

x3 PHIWAWIO. xDD See! ^-^ Iachimo! 
uWu POSTHUMUS. The ÚwÚ swiftest OwO hawts ^.^ have >w< posted you uWu by wand, 
And x3 winds >_> of >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ comews kiss'd >_> youw sails, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make >_> youw vessel nimble. 
x3 PHIWAWIO. Wewcome, sir. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. I >w< hope OwO the ÚwÚ bwiefnyess >_> of >_> youw ÚwÚ answew :3 made 
The speediness >_> of >_> youw ^w^ wetuwn. 
^-^ IACHIMO. Your wady 
^-^ Is ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest UwU that I ^.^ have ^.^ wook'd upon. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. And :3 thewewithaw OwO the best; ^w^ ow let xDD hew x3 beauty 
Wook OwO thwough :3 a casement ^-^ to x3 awwuwe false hearts, 
And >w< be false with ^.^ them. 
^-^ IACHIMO. ;;w;; Hewe awe letters uWu fow you. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. Their >_< tenyouw uWu good, I uWu twust. 
^-^ IACHIMO. ^.^ 'Tis vewy like. 
x3 PHIWAWIO. >_> Was ^-^ Caius Wucius in OwO the Britain couwt 
When you ;;w;; wewe thewe? 
^-^ IACHIMO. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was ;;w;; expected then, 
But ^.^ nyot approach'd. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. ^-^ Aww :3 is ;;w;; weww >_> yet. 
uWu Spawkwes :3 this stonye as ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ wont, ^w^ ow :3 is't ^.^ nyot 
:3 Too :33 duww uWu fow >_> youw good weawing? 
^-^ IACHIMO. >w< If I ^.^ have lost it, 
I shouwd ^.^ have lost OwO the wowth >_> of ^.^ it in >w< gowd. 
I'll ^-^ make :3 a journey ^w^ twice as :3 faw x3 t' enjoy 
OwO A uWu second night >_> of such ^w^ sweet shortness ;;w;; which 
>_> Was >_< minye in Bwitain; uWu fow OwO the ring :3 is x3 won. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. The >_< stonye's xDD too ^-^ hawd ^-^ to come by. 
^-^ IACHIMO. :3 Nyot :3 a >_< whit, 
Your wady being OwO so >w< easy. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. UwU Make ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; siw, 
Your woss >_> youw sport. I >w< hope you xDD knyow UwU that ^-^ we 
Must ^.^ nyot continue >_< fwiends. 
^-^ IACHIMO. Good ;;w;; siw, ^-^ we xDD must, 
>w< If you ^-^ keep ÚwÚ cuvnyant. Had I ^.^ nyot ^w^ bwought 
The knowledge >_> of >_> youw ^w^ mistwess home, I gwant 
We ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to xDD question fawthew; uWu but I :3 nyow 
Pwofess ^-^ mysewf OwO the ;;w;; winnyew >_> of xDD hew xDD honyouw, 
Together with >_> youw :3 wing; ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot OwO the wwongew 
x3 Of xDD hew ^w^ ow you, having proceeded uWu but 
By uWu both >_> youw UwU wiwws. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. >w< If you can x3 make't apparent 
:33 That you ^.^ have >_> tasted xDD hew in :33 bed, my hand 
And ring :3 is ^w^ youws. >w< If ;;w;; nyot, OwO the ;;w;; fouw >_< opinyion 
You xDD had >_> of xDD hew ÚwÚ puwe uWu honyouw UwU gains ^w^ ow >w< woses 
Your >_< swowd ^w^ ow ÚwÚ minye, ^w^ ow OwO mastewwess leaves uWu both 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ who uWu shaww find ^.^ them. 
^-^ IACHIMO. >_> Siw, my circumstances, 
>_> Being OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the >w< twuth as I uWu wiww ^-^ make ;;w;; them, 
Must ^.^ fiwst ;;w;; induce you ^-^ to bewieve- uWu whose OwO stwength 
I uWu wiww ;;w;; confiwm with >_> oath; ;;w;; which I x3 doubt ^.^ nyot 
You'll ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to spawe when you uWu shaww find 
You :3 nyeed ^.^ it not. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. :33 Pwoceed. 
^-^ IACHIMO. First, xDD hew bedchamber, 
:3 Whewe I x3 confess I >w< swept ;;w;; nyot, uWu but UwU pwofess 
Had UwU that ÚwÚ was ;;w;; weww wowth :3 watching-it ÚwÚ was ;;w;; hang'd 
x3 With ÚwÚ tapestwy >_> of :3 siwk ÚwÚ and silver; OwO the xDD stowy, 
Proud ÚwÚ Cweopatwa when ^.^ she met xDD hew Woman 
And :33 Cydnyus >_< sweww'd :33 abuv OwO the :33 banks, ^w^ ow uWu fow 
The press >_> of ^w^ boats ^w^ ow ^.^ pwide. OwO A piece >_> of wowk 
^w^ So bravely >_< donye, OwO so rich, UwU that ^.^ it >_> did ^-^ stwive 
UwU In x3 wowkmanship ÚwÚ and :33 vawue; ;;w;; which I ^-^ wondew'd 
Could >w< be OwO so ^-^ wawewy ÚwÚ and x3 exactwy ^w^ wwought, 
x3 Since OwO the OwO twue life ^-^ on't :33 was- 
uWu POSTHUMUS. :3 This :3 is true; 
And :3 this you UwU might ^.^ have heard >_> of ;;w;; hewe, uWu by me 
Ow uWu by >w< some other. 
^-^ IACHIMO. Mowe OwO pawticuwaws 
Must >_> justify my knowledge. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. ^w^ So uWu they xDD must, 
Ow ^-^ do >_> youw uWu honyouw OwO injuwy. 
^-^ IACHIMO. The chimney 
^-^ Is ^-^ south OwO the chambew, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ chimnyeypiece 
^-^ Chaste xDD Dian UwU bathing. uWu Nyevew ^-^ saw I :33 figuwes 
^w^ So :33 wikewy ^-^ to wepowt :3 themsewves. The cutter 
>_> Was as another UwU nyatuwe, x3 dumb; outwent UwU hew, 
UwU Motion ÚwÚ and >_> bweath weft >_< out. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. :3 This :3 is :3 a xDD thing 
^w^ Which you UwU might ^-^ fwom >_< wewation wikewise x3 weap, 
:3 Being, as ^.^ it ;;w;; is, >w< much xDD spoke >_> of. 
^-^ IACHIMO. The >_< woof o' th' ;;w;; chambew 
x3 With gowden cherubins :3 is fwetted; xDD hew andirons- 
I xDD had ;;w;; fowgot ^w^ them- ;;w;; wewe two ^w^ winking ^.^ Cupids 
x3 Of siwvew, OwO each uWu on ^-^ onye foot standing, ;;w;; nyicewy 
uWu Depending uWu on theiw brands. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. :3 This :3 is xDD hew xDD honyouw! 
>_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be gwanted you ^.^ have uWu seen >w< aww this, ÚwÚ and UwU pwaise 
Be >w< given ^-^ to >_> youw remembrance; OwO the ;;w;; descwiption 
x3 Of what :3 is in xDD hew ;;w;; chambew nyothing ;;w;; saves 
The uWu wagew you ^.^ have laid. 
^-^ IACHIMO. >_> Then, ^-^ if you ^-^ can, [Shows OwO the OwO bwacewet] 
Be ÚwÚ pawe. I UwU beg uWu but xDD weave ^-^ to ÚwÚ aiw :3 this :33 jewew. xDD See! 
And :3 nyow 'tis OwO up again. ^w^ It >w< must >w< be married 
ÚwÚ To UwU that >_> youw diamond; I'll ^-^ keep ^.^ them. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. Juv! 
>w< Once ^-^ mowe let me >w< behowd it. ^-^ Is ^.^ it UwU that 
^w^ Which I weft with uWu hew? 
^-^ IACHIMO. Sir- I :3 thank ÚwÚ hew- ;;w;; that. 
She :3 stwipp'd ^.^ it ^-^ fwom xDD hew OwO awm; I UwU see xDD hew yet; 
Her pwetty >w< action >_> did UwU outseww xDD hew ^-^ gift, 
And ÚwÚ yet :33 enwich'd ^.^ it ^w^ too. She >_> gave ^.^ it uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^w^ said 
She >_< pwiz'd ^.^ it ^-^ once. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. May >w< be ^.^ she UwU pwuck'd ^.^ it >_> of 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ send ^.^ it >_> me. 
^-^ IACHIMO. She ;;w;; wwites OwO so ^-^ to you, doth uWu she? 
uWu POSTHUMUS. :33 O, no, no, no! 'tis true. Here, UwU take :3 this :33 too; 
^.^ [Gives OwO the >w< wing] 
^w^ It :3 is :3 a basilisk x3 unto >_< minye eye, 
Kiwws me ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook on't. >_> Wet there >w< be nyo uWu honyouw 
:3 Whewe there :3 is beauty; >w< twuth xDD whewe semblance; love 
:3 Whewe :33 thewe's another xDD man. The >_< vows >_> of >w< women 
x3 Of nyo ^-^ mowe >w< bondage >w< be ^-^ to xDD whewe uWu they awe :3 made 
>w< Than uWu they awe ^-^ to theiw UwU viwtues, ;;w;; which :3 is nothing. 
:33 O, :33 abuv measuwe :33 fawse! 
x3 PHIWAWIO. >_< Have >_> patience, ;;w;; siw, 
And UwU take >_> youw ring ÚwÚ again; 'tis ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet x3 won. 
^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be pwobabwe ^.^ she lost it, ^w^ ow 
OwO Who knows ^-^ if ^-^ onye xDD hew :3 women, being >_< cowwupted 
;;w;; Hath stow'n ^.^ it ^-^ fwom uWu hew? 
uWu POSTHUMUS. Very true; 
And OwO so I >w< hope ^.^ he came uWu by't. x3 Back my OwO wing. 
Wendew ^-^ to me >w< some cowpowaw >w< sign about UwU hew, 
Mowe evident than ^.^ this; uWu fow :3 this ÚwÚ was UwU stow'n. 
^-^ IACHIMO. By Jupitew, I xDD had ^.^ it ^-^ fwom xDD hew arm! 
uWu POSTHUMUS. UwU Hawk you, ^.^ he x3 sweaws; uWu by Jupiter ^.^ he uWu sweaws. 
^.^ 'Tis uWu twue- xDD nyay, ^-^ keep OwO the ;;w;; wing, 'tis true. I x3 am ^w^ suwe 
She would ^.^ nyot wose it. Her attendants awe 
^-^ Aww sworn ÚwÚ and honourable- uWu they :3 induc'd ^-^ to >_< steaw ^.^ it! 
And uWu by :3 a stwangew! No, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 enjoy'd :3 hew. 
The cognyizance >_> of xDD hew incontinyency 
^-^ Is :33 this: ^.^ she ;;w;; hath bought OwO the name >_> of xDD whowe ;;w;; thus uWu deawwy. 
Thewe, UwU take >w< thy hiwe; ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the >_< fiends >_> of heww 
^.^ Divide themsewves :3 between xDD you! 
x3 PHIWAWIO. >_> Siw, >w< be patient; 
:3 This :3 is ^.^ nyot >w< stwong enough ^-^ to >w< be bewiev'd 
x3 Of ^-^ onye pewsuaded ;;w;; weww >_> of. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. uWu Nyevew talk >w< on't; 
She ;;w;; hath >_< been OwO cowted uWu by >_> him. 
^-^ IACHIMO. >w< If you >w< seek 
>_< Fow further xDD satisfying, uWu undew xDD hew breast- 
Wowthy OwO the >_< pwessing- :3 wies :3 a :3 mowe, ^.^ wight >_> pwoud 
x3 Of UwU that UwU most delicate >_< wodging. By my xDD wife, 
I kiss'd xDD it; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it >_> gave me ÚwÚ pwesent hungew 
ÚwÚ To :33 feed uWu again, >w< though :33 fuww. You ^-^ do wemembew 
:3 This :33 stain x3 upon uWu hew? 
uWu POSTHUMUS. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it doth ;;w;; confiwm 
>_> Anyothew UwU stain, as xDD big as heww can >_< howd, 
Were there nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but it. 
^-^ IACHIMO. uWu Wiww you hear >_> mowe? 
uWu POSTHUMUS. uWu Spawe >_> youw :3 awithmetic; never ;;w;; count OwO the uWu tuwns. 
Once, ÚwÚ and :3 a miwwion! 
^-^ IACHIMO. I'll >w< be sworn- 
uWu POSTHUMUS. :3 Nyo swearing. 
>w< If you uWu wiww uWu sweaw you ^.^ have ^.^ nyot done't, you >_> wie; 
And I uWu wiww :33 kiww ÚwÚ thee ^-^ if :3 thou OwO dost deny 
Thou'st :3 made me cuckold. 
^-^ IACHIMO. I'll deny nothing. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. :3 O UwU that I xDD had xDD hew here ^-^ to >w< teaw xDD hew ÚwÚ wimb-meaw! 
I uWu wiww >w< go there ÚwÚ and UwU do't, >w< i' th' couwt, before 
Her father. I'll ^-^ do :3 something- Exit 
x3 PHIWAWIO. OwO Quite >w< besides 
The government >_> of >_> patience! You ^.^ have x3 won. 
Let's follow him ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pewvewt OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent ^w^ wwath 
ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath x3 against :3 himsewf. 
^-^ IACHIMO. x3 With >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE :3 V. 
Rome. >_> Anyothew :3 woom in ^.^ PHIWAWIO'S house 

x3 Entew ^.^ POSTHUMUS 

uWu POSTHUMUS. ^-^ Is there nyo uWu way uWu fow x3 men ^-^ to ^.^ be, uWu but >w< women 
Must >w< be half-workers? We awe >w< aww :33 bastawds, 
And UwU that UwU most :3 venyewabwe man ;;w;; which I 
OwO Did caww my fathew ÚwÚ was I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot xDD whewe 
When I ÚwÚ was :3 stamp'd. uWu Some ^w^ coinyew with his tools 
^w^ Made me :3 a ÚwÚ countewfeit; ÚwÚ yet my mothew >w< seem'd 
The xDD Dian >_> of UwU that xDD time. ^w^ So doth my UwU wife 
The nonpareil >_> of ÚwÚ this. :33 O, :33 vengeance, x3 vengeance! 
>w< Me >_> of my lawful ^w^ pweasuwe ^.^ she >w< westwain'd, 
And >_> pway'd me ^w^ oft x3 fowbeawance; >_> did ^.^ it with 
OwO A pudency OwO so rosy, OwO the ^w^ sweet view ^-^ on't 
OwO Might ;;w;; weww ^.^ have wawm'd ^.^ owd x3 Satuwn; UwU that I ^w^ thought xDD hew 
UwU As >_< chaste as :3 unsunn'd snow. :33 O, >w< aww OwO the x3 deviws! 
:3 This x3 yewwow Iachimo in OwO an ^.^ houw- >_> was't not? 
Ow wess!- at first? :3 Pewchance ^.^ he xDD spoke ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; but, 
;;w;; Wike :3 a uWu fuww-acown'd boaw, :3 a ^w^ Gewman one, 
;;w;; Cwied UwU 'O!' ÚwÚ and :3 mounted; ;;w;; found nyo opposition 
But what ^.^ he ^.^ wook'd uWu fow shouwd oppose ÚwÚ and ^.^ she 
;;w;; Shouwd ^-^ fwom uWu encountew ^.^ guawd. Could I find >_< out 
The :3 woman's part in UwU me! >_< Fow :33 thewe's nyo motion 
:33 That ÚwÚ tends ^-^ to OwO vice in man uWu but I ;;w;; affiwm 
^w^ It :3 is OwO the :3 woman's pawt. Be ^.^ it wying, ^-^ nyote it, 
The uWu woman's; :33 fwattewing, ÚwÚ hews; UwU deceiving, ÚwÚ hews; 
;;w;; Wust ÚwÚ and :3 wank ^-^ thoughts, x3 hews, ÚwÚ hews; wevenges, ÚwÚ hews; 
xDD Ambitions, covetings, >_> change >_> of :33 pwides, :3 disdain, 
Nice longing, OwO swandews, ;;w;; mutabiwity, 
^-^ Aww faults UwU that man ^-^ may uWu nyame, xDD nyay, UwU that heww knows, 
ÚwÚ Why, x3 hews, in part ^w^ ow uWu aww; uWu but wathew uWu aww; 
>_< Fow x3 even ^-^ to OwO vice 
^.^ They awe ^.^ nyot x3 constant, uWu but awe changing still 
>_< Onye OwO vice uWu but >_> of :3 a :3 minyute ^.^ owd uWu fow ^-^ onye 
:3 Nyot half OwO so ^.^ owd as ;;w;; that. I'll wwite x3 against ;;w;; them, 
^w^ Detest ;;w;; them, ^w^ cuwse ^.^ them. >_> Yet 'tis gweatew >_> skiww 
UwU In :3 a OwO twue UwU hate ^-^ to pray uWu they ^.^ have theiw wiww: 
The vewy devils cannyot pwague them ^w^ bettew. Exit 




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^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
x3 Bwitain. OwO A hall in :3 CYMBEWINyE'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew in state, x3 CYMBEWINyE, QUEEN, OwO CWOTEN, ÚwÚ and LORDS at ^-^ onye doow, 
ÚwÚ and at another ÚwÚ CAIUS >w< WUCIUS ÚwÚ and attendants 

xDD CYMBEWINyE. Nyow ÚwÚ say, what would ÚwÚ Augustus Caesar with >_> us? 
UwU WUCIUS. When Julius uWu Caesaw- uWu whose wemembwance ÚwÚ yet 
Wives in xDD men's >_> eyes, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^-^ to ears ÚwÚ and ^.^ tongues 
Be >_> theme ÚwÚ and hearing :33 evew- ÚwÚ was in :3 this ^w^ Bwitain, 
And conquer'd it, >_< Cassibewan, UwU thinye uncwe, 
xDD Famous in Caesar's ^.^ pwaises nyo whit less 
>w< Than in his feats ^w^ desewving it, uWu fow him 
And his UwU succession gwanted >_> Wome :3 a ^.^ twibute, 
Yeawwy three ^w^ thousand xDD pounds, ;;w;; which uWu by ÚwÚ thee lately 
^-^ Is weft OwO untendew'd. 
x3 QUEEN. And, ^-^ to :33 kiww OwO the mawvew, 
:33 Shaww >w< be OwO so ever. 
CWOTEN. Thewe >w< be many uWu Caesaws 
Ewe such another ^-^ Juwius. Britain :3 is 
OwO A x3 wowwd uWu by itself, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu wiww nyothing pay 
>_< Fow wearing ^-^ ouw >_> own nyoses. 
x3 QUEEN. :33 That opportunity, 
^w^ Which then uWu they xDD had ^-^ to UwU take ^-^ fwom >w< 's, ^-^ to ;;w;; wesume 
We ^.^ have again. :3 Wemembew, ;;w;; siw, my UwU wiege, 
The kings >_> youw ancestors, >_> togethew with 
The :3 nyatuwaw bravery >_> of >_> youw ÚwÚ iswe, ;;w;; which ^-^ stands 
UwU As Nyeptunye's park, >_> wibb'd ÚwÚ and paw'd in 
x3 With wocks unscawabwe ÚwÚ and roaring waters, 
x3 With sands UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ nyot bear >_> youw enyemies' ^w^ boats 
But x3 suck them OwO up ^-^ to th' top-mast. OwO A >w< kind >_> of :3 conquest 
Caesar :3 made xDD hewe; uWu but :3 made ^.^ nyot here his brag 
x3 Of ÚwÚ 'came, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; saw, ÚwÚ and >_> uvwcame.' x3 With shame- 
The ^.^ fiwst UwU that >w< evew ^w^ touch'd x3 him- ^.^ he ÚwÚ was xDD cawwied 
From x3 off ^-^ ouw :33 coast, ^w^ twice >_> beaten; ÚwÚ and his uWu shipping- 
OwO Poow ^w^ ignyowant UwU baubwes!- uWu on ^-^ ouw uWu tewwibwe seas, 
;;w;; Wike egg-shewws ;;w;; mov'd x3 upon theiw >_< suwges, cwack'd 
UwU As easiwy >w< 'gainst ^-^ ouw xDD wocks; uWu fow ^.^ joy ^w^ wheweof 
The :33 fam'd >_< Cassibewan, ^-^ who ÚwÚ was UwU once at point- 
:33 O, >w< gigwot fortune!- ^-^ to ^w^ mastew Caesar's ;;w;; swowd, 
^w^ Made Wud's :33 Town with ^.^ wejoicing fiwes UwU bwight 
And ^.^ Bwitons >w< stwut with ^.^ couwage. 
CWOTEN. ^w^ Come, :33 thewe's nyo ^-^ mowe twibute ^-^ to >w< be >_< paid. Our :3 kingdom :3 is 
stronger than ^.^ it ÚwÚ was at UwU that time; :3 and, as I said, there :3 is nyo 
uWu moe such >w< Caesaws. Other >_> of them ^-^ may ^.^ have :33 cwook'd noses; uWu but ^-^ to 
owe such straight uWu awms, none. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. >_< Son, let >_> youw mothew OwO end. 
CWOTEN. We ^.^ have ÚwÚ yet many UwU among OwO us can gripe as ^-^ hawd as OwO Cassibewan. 
I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot uWu say I x3 am UwU onye; uWu but I ^.^ have :3 a hand. UwU Why uWu twibute? UwU Why shouwd 
^-^ we pay uWu twibute? >w< If Caesar can hide OwO the >_< sun ^-^ fwom OwO us with :3 a blanket, 
^w^ ow >w< put OwO the ^-^ moon in his pocket, ^-^ we uWu wiww pay him twibute uWu fow ^-^ wight; 
ewse, ;;w;; siw, nyo ^-^ mowe ^.^ twibute, pray you OwO nyow. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. You >w< must >w< knyow, 
;;w;; Tiww OwO the xDD injuwious Womans >_> did uWu extowt 
:3 This twibute ^-^ fwom >w< us, ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe xDD fwee. Caesar's ;;w;; ambition- 
^w^ Which >_< sweww'd OwO so >w< much UwU that ^.^ it >_> did ^w^ awmost ;;w;; stwetch 
The ^-^ sides o' th' xDD wowwd- x3 against >w< aww >w< cowouw here 
OwO Did >w< put OwO the ^.^ yoke ^-^ upon's; ;;w;; which ^-^ to >_< shake >_> of 
:33 Becomes :3 a ^.^ wawwike ;;w;; peopwe, xDD whom ^-^ we reckon 
Ouwsewves ^-^ to UwU be. 
CWOTEN. We do. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. Say then ^-^ to Caesaw, 
Our ancestor ÚwÚ was UwU that Mulmutius ;;w;; which 
^w^ Owdain'd ^-^ ouw waws- uWu whose ;;w;; use OwO the >_< swowd >_> of Caesar 
;;w;; Hath xDD too >w< much mangled; uWu whose wepaiw ÚwÚ and franchise 
OwO Shaww, uWu by OwO the power ^-^ we >_< howd, >w< be ^-^ ouw good deed, 
^-^ Though >_> Wome >w< be OwO thewefowe xDD angwy. Mulmutius :3 made ^-^ ouw ^w^ waws, 
OwO Who ÚwÚ was OwO the ^.^ fiwst >_> of Britain ;;w;; which >_> did >w< put 
His uWu bwows within :3 a gowden UwU cwown, ÚwÚ and xDD caww'd 
Himsewf :3 a xDD king. 
UwU WUCIUS. I x3 am sowwy, :33 Cymbewinye, 
:33 That I x3 am ^-^ to OwO pwonyounce ÚwÚ Augustus uWu Caesaw- 
Caesaw, UwU that ;;w;; hath uWu moe kings his ^-^ sewvants than 
:33 Thysewf OwO domestic officews- UwU thinye enyemy. 
;;w;; Weceive ^.^ it ^-^ fwom uWu me, then: OwO waw ÚwÚ and x3 confusion 
UwU In Caesar's name OwO pwonyounce I >w< 'gainst thee; ÚwÚ wook 
>_< Fow :3 fuwy ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be >w< wesisted. ÚwÚ Thus uWu defied, 
I :3 thank ÚwÚ thee uWu fow ^-^ mysewf. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. Thou art welcome, Caius. 
x3 Thy Caesar ^.^ knyighted me; my xDD youth I spent 
^.^ Much uWu undew him; >_> of him I gather'd xDD honyouw, 
^w^ Which ^.^ he ^-^ to >w< seek >_> of me uWu again, :33 pewfowce, 
Behoves me ^-^ keep at uttewance. I x3 am pewfect 
:33 That OwO the >w< Pannyonyians ÚwÚ and Dalmatians uWu fow 
Their ^w^ wibewties awe :3 nyow in uWu awms, :3 a OwO pwecedent 
^w^ Which ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ;;w;; wead would show OwO the ^.^ Bwitons cold; 
^w^ So Caesar uWu shaww ^.^ nyot find ^.^ them. 
UwU WUCIUS. >_> Wet >_> pwoof speak. 
CWOTEN. His majesty >_< bids you welcome. UwU Make UwU pastime with OwO us :3 a :3 day ^w^ ow 
^-^ two, ^w^ ow longer. >w< If you >w< seek OwO us >w< aftewwawds in uWu othew terms, you 
uWu shaww find OwO us in ^-^ ouw salt-water UwU giwdwe. >w< If you beat OwO us >_< out >_> of it, 
^.^ it :3 is yours; ^-^ if you ^-^ faww in OwO the adventuwe, ^-^ ouw cwows uWu shaww fare 
OwO the better uWu fow OwO you; ÚwÚ and :33 thewe's OwO an OwO end. 
UwU WUCIUS. UwU So, sir. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. I xDD knyow >_> youw >_< mastew's pweasuwe, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he mine; 
^-^ Aww OwO the >_< wemain ;;w;; is, welcome. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
x3 Bwitain. >_> Anyothew :3 woom in :3 CYMBEWINyE'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew OwO PISANyIO reading >_> of :3 a letter 

PISANIO. :3 How? >_> of ;;w;; aduwtewy? >w< Whewefowe wwite you ^.^ nyot 
What monstews xDD hew accuse? Weonyatus! 
:3 O :3 mastew, what :3 a ÚwÚ stwange ÚwÚ infection 
^-^ Is OwO faww'n OwO into >w< thy eaw! What false uWu Itawian- 
UwU As poisonous-tongu'd as handed- ;;w;; hath ;;w;; pwevaiw'd 
uWu On >w< thy xDD too ready heawing? >_< Diswoyaw? >_< Nyo. 
x3 She's :3 punyish'd uWu fow xDD hew truth, ÚwÚ and ^.^ undewgoes, 
Mowe goddess-like than wife-like, such :3 assauwts 
UwU As would UwU take in >w< some ;;w;; viwtue. :3 O my >w< mastew! 
x3 Thy :33 mind ^-^ to xDD hew :3 is :3 nyow as low as ;;w;; wewe 
x3 Thy UwU fowtunyes. :3 How? UwU that I shouwd murder uWu hew? 
:3 Upon OwO the love, ÚwÚ and truth, ÚwÚ and xDD vows, ;;w;; which I 
>_< Have :3 made ^-^ to >w< thy command? OwO I, uWu hew? Her blood? 
>w< If ^.^ it >w< be OwO so ^-^ to ^-^ do good UwU sewvice, never 
>_> Wet me >w< be uWu counted serviceable. OwO How ÚwÚ wook I 
:33 That I shouwd ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to wack humanyity 
^w^ So >w< much as :3 this >_< fact comes UwU to? ^-^ [Weads] uWu 'Do't. The letter 
:33 That I ^.^ have x3 sent UwU hew, uWu by xDD hew >_> own xDD command 
:33 Shaww ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee opportunity.' :3 O :33 damn'd paper, 
Bwack as OwO the ink that's uWu on thee! Senseless bauble, 
Awt :3 thou :3 a ÚwÚ fedawy uWu fow :3 this ^-^ act, ÚwÚ and wook'st 
^w^ So virgin-like UwU without? :33 Wo, here ^.^ she comes. 

x3 Entew :33 IMOGEN 

I x3 am ^w^ ignyowant in what I x3 am ^w^ commanded. 
^-^ IMOGEN. OwO How nyow, x3 Pisanyio! 
PISANIO. ^w^ Madam, here :3 is :3 a letter ^-^ fwom my :33 wowd. 
^-^ IMOGEN. :3 Who? >w< thy UwU wowd? :33 That :3 is my wowd- >w< Weonyatus? 
:33 O, ^w^ weawn'd >_< indeed ;;w;; wewe UwU that astronomer 
:33 That knew OwO the x3 staws as I his xDD chawactews- 
^-^ He'd uWu way OwO the :33 futuwe xDD open. You good >_< gods, 
>_> Wet what :3 is here >_> contain'd ^.^ wewish >_> of love, 
x3 Of my ;;w;; wowd's ^.^ heawth, >_> of his >w< content; ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot 
:33 That ^-^ we two awe OwO asundew- let UwU that >w< gwieve :3 him! 
uWu Some gwiefs awe med'cinable; UwU that :3 is ^-^ onye >_> of ;;w;; them, 
>_< Fow ^.^ it doth ÚwÚ physic love- >_> of his >_< content, 
^-^ Aww uWu but in ;;w;; that. Good ^.^ wax, >w< thy weave. Bwest >w< be 
You ^w^ bees UwU that ^-^ make ^.^ these wocks >_> of >_< counsew! Wuvws 
And x3 men in dangewous ÚwÚ bonds pray ^.^ nyot UwU awike; 
^-^ Though forfeiters you UwU cast in x3 pwison, ÚwÚ yet 
You cwasp x3 young :33 Cupid's tables. Good UwU nyews, x3 gods! 
^-^ [Weads] 
'Justice ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_< fathew's wwath, shouwd ^.^ he UwU take me in his 
UwU dominyion, :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO so x3 cwuew ^-^ to me as you, :3 O OwO the ;;w;; deawest >_> of 
^.^ cweatuwes, would x3 even ^.^ wenyew me with >_> youw OwO eyes. ;;w;; Take nyotice UwU that I 
x3 am in xDD Cambwia, at ;;w;; Miwfowd ^w^ Haven. What >_> youw >_> own love uWu wiww >_< out >_> of 
:3 this :33 advise you, OwO fowwow. ^w^ So ^.^ he :3 wishes you >w< aww >w< happinyess UwU that 
remains :33 woyaw ^-^ to his vow, ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_< incweasing in love 
OwO WEONyATUS xDD POSTHUMUS.' 

:3 O uWu fow :3 a horse with OwO wings! >_> Heaw'st thou, Pisanyio? 
ÚwÚ He :3 is at ;;w;; Miwfowd ^w^ Haven. Wead, ÚwÚ and tell me 
OwO How :3 faw 'tis thithew. >w< If ^-^ onye >_> of UwU mean affairs 
May plod ^.^ it in :3 a >w< week, x3 why ^-^ may ^.^ nyot I 
>w< Gwide thithew in :3 a day? >_> Then, OwO twue ^.^ Pisanyio- 
OwO Who xDD wong'st >_< wike me ^-^ to UwU see >w< thy lord, ^-^ who wong'st- 
:33 O, let me >_< 'bate!- uWu but ^.^ nyot >_< wike uWu me, ÚwÚ yet :33 wong'st, 
But in :3 a faintew >w< kind- :33 O, ^.^ nyot >_< wike uWu me, 
>_< Fow mine's uWu beyond ^w^ beyond!-say, ÚwÚ and speak OwO thick- 
Love's :33 counsewwow shouwd fiww OwO the ;;w;; bowes >_> of hearing 
ÚwÚ To th' ;;w;; smothewing >_> of OwO the UwU sense- how :3 faw ^.^ it :3 is 
ÚwÚ To :3 this >_> same bwessed OwO Miwfowd. And uWu by th' uWu way 
>_> Teww me how >_< Wawes ÚwÚ was :3 made OwO so x3 happy as 
^.^ T' xDD inhewit such :3 a ^-^ haven. But ^.^ fiwst >_> of aww, 
OwO How ^-^ we ^-^ may >_< steaw ^-^ fwom >_> hence; ÚwÚ and uWu fow OwO the >_> gap 
:33 That ^-^ we uWu shaww ^-^ make in UwU time ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw xDD hence-going 
And ^-^ ouw return, ^-^ to excuse. But :33 fiwst, how >_< get ^-^ hence. 
UwU Why shouwd ;;w;; excuse >w< be :3 bown ^w^ ow ewe ^w^ begot? 
>w< We'ww talk >_> of UwU that hereafter. ÚwÚ Pwithee ÚwÚ speak, 
OwO How many scowe >_> of :3 miwes ^-^ may ^-^ we ;;w;; weww ride 
'Twixt hour ÚwÚ and >_< houw? 
PISANIO. >_< Onye scowe :33 'twixt >_< sun ÚwÚ and >_> sun, 
^w^ Madam, xDD 's enough uWu fow you, ÚwÚ and xDD too >w< much ^w^ too. 
^-^ IMOGEN. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ onye UwU that rode uWu to's OwO execution, man, 
Could never >w< go OwO so swow. I ^.^ have heard >_> of riding wagers 
:3 Whewe howses ^.^ have >_< been nyimbwew than OwO the sands 
:33 That run >w< i' th' uWu cwock's ^w^ behawf. But :3 this :3 is :33 foow'wy. 
uWu Go ;;w;; bid my ^-^ woman feign :3 a uWu sicknyess; uWu say 
>w< She'ww UwU home ^-^ to xDD hew uWu fathew; ÚwÚ and :3 pwovide me ÚwÚ pwesentwy 
OwO A riding ^.^ suit, nyo OwO costwiew than would x3 fit 
OwO A ÚwÚ fwankwin's ^.^ huswife. 
PISANIO. ^w^ Madam, >w< you'we :33 best consider. 
^-^ IMOGEN. I UwU see before uWu me, xDD man. Nyow ;;w;; hewe, :3 nyow ;;w;; hewe, 
Nyow what >_< ensues, uWu but ^.^ have :3 a fog in them 
:33 That I cannyot ÚwÚ wook UwU thwough. Away, I >_< pwithee; 
Do as I ;;w;; bid thee. There's nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to ^w^ say; 
Accessible :3 is UwU nyonye uWu but ;;w;; Miwfowd way. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
^-^ Wawes. OwO A uWu mountainyous ;;w;; countwy with :3 a ÚwÚ cave 

x3 Entew ^-^ fwom OwO the ÚwÚ cave BELARIUS, >_> GUIDEWIUS, ÚwÚ and ^-^ AWVIWAGUS 

x3 BEWAWIUS. OwO A ÚwÚ goodwy :3 day ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^-^ keep house with such 
uWu Whose woof's as low as ouws! >w< Stoop, boys; :3 this xDD gate 
Instructs you how x3 t' adore OwO the uWu heavens, ÚwÚ and bows you 
ÚwÚ To :3 a ^-^ mownying's holy :33 office. The ^w^ gates >_> of monarchs 
uWu Awe ^-^ awch'd OwO so UwU high UwU that >w< giants ^-^ may ^w^ jet OwO thwough 
And ^-^ keep theiw ;;w;; impious xDD tuwbans uWu on ^-^ without 
Good ^-^ mowwow ^-^ to OwO the OwO sun. Hail, :3 thou fair uWu heaven! 
We house >w< i' th' rock, ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; use ÚwÚ thee ^.^ nyot OwO so hardly 
UwU As prouder livers do. 
GUIDERIUS. Hail, uWu heaven! 
ARVIRAGUS. Hail, uWu heaven! 
x3 BEWAWIUS. Nyow uWu fow ^-^ ouw ^.^ mountain sport. :33 Up ^-^ to yond uWu hiww, 
Your >w< wegs awe ^.^ young; I'll ÚwÚ twead ^.^ these flats. ^w^ Considew, 
When you :33 abuv pewceive me >_< wike :3 a OwO cwow, 
:33 That ^.^ it :3 is place ;;w;; which wessens ÚwÚ and ^w^ sets off; 
And you ^-^ may then revolve what tales I ^.^ have told you 
x3 Of uWu couwts, >_> of princes, >_> of OwO the tricks in waw. 
:3 This service :3 is ^.^ nyot service OwO so being >_< donye, 
But being OwO so awwow'd. ÚwÚ To ^.^ appwehend ;;w;; thus 
Draws OwO us :3 a >w< pwofit ^-^ fwom >w< aww >w< things ^-^ we >_> see, 
And >_< often ^-^ to ^-^ ouw comfort uWu shaww ^-^ we find 
The shawded beetle in :3 a OwO safew howd 
>w< Than :3 is OwO the full-wing'd x3 eagwe. :33 O, :3 this life 
^-^ Is nobler than :33 attending uWu fow :3 a check, 
Richer than UwU doing nyothing uWu fow :3 a ^-^ bwibe, 
Prouder than rustling in unpaid-fow >_< siwk: 
Such >_< gain OwO the ÚwÚ cap >_> of him UwU that makes him fine, 
>_> Yet >_< keeps his book uncwoss'd. :3 Nyo life ^-^ to ouws! 
GUIDERIUS. Out >_> of >_> youw >_> pwoof you speak. xDD We, UwU poow >_< unfwedg'd, 
>_< Have never >_< wing'd ^-^ fwom view o' th' nyest, :3 nyow xDD knyow ^.^ nyot 
What :33 aiw's ^-^ fwom UwU home. :3 Hapwy :3 this life :3 is best, 
>w< If >_> quiet life >w< be best; ^-^ sweetew ^-^ to you 
:33 That ^.^ have :3 a ;;w;; shawpew >_> knyown; ;;w;; weww cowwesponding 
x3 With >_> youw ;;w;; stiff age. But x3 unto OwO us ^.^ it :3 is 
OwO A cell >_> of :33 ignyowance, twavewwing OwO abed, 
OwO A pwison uWu fow :3 a UwU debtow UwU that ^.^ nyot dawes 
ÚwÚ To :33 stwide :3 a limit. 
ARVIRAGUS. What shouwd ^-^ we speak >_> of 
When ^-^ we awe ^.^ owd as you? When ^-^ we uWu shaww hear 
The ;;w;; wain ÚwÚ and ^.^ wind beat dark Decembew, ;;w;; how, 
UwU In :3 this ^-^ ouw ^.^ pinching ^-^ cave, uWu shaww ^-^ we ^w^ discouwse. 
The freezing ^w^ houws >_> away? We ^.^ have uWu seen OwO nyothing; 
We awe beastwy: subtle as OwO the :3 fox uWu fow xDD pwey, 
;;w;; Wike ^.^ wawwike as OwO the ^.^ wowf uWu fow what ^-^ we >w< eat. 
Our valour :3 is ^-^ to ^.^ chase what xDD fwies; ^-^ ouw ^-^ cage 
We ^-^ make :3 a choiw, as doth OwO the UwU pwison'd bird, 
And sing ^-^ ouw >w< bondage fweewy. 
x3 BEWAWIUS. OwO How you x3 speak! 
OwO Did you uWu but xDD knyow OwO the x3 city's UwU usuwies, 
And ;;w;; fewt them :33 knyowingwy- OwO the art o' th' couwt, 
UwU As ^-^ hawd ^-^ to xDD weave as ^-^ keep, uWu whose :3 top ^-^ to climb 
^-^ Is ÚwÚ cewtain falling, ^w^ ow OwO so slipp'ry UwU that 
The feaw's as OwO bad as fawwing; OwO the >_< toiw o' th' war, 
OwO A pain UwU that only uWu seems ^-^ to >w< seek >_< out danger 
uWu I' th'nyame >_> of ÚwÚ fame ÚwÚ and xDD honyouw, ;;w;; which >_> dies >w< i' ;;w;; th'seawch, 
And ;;w;; hath as ^w^ oft :3 a sland'rous ^-^ epitaph 
UwU As ÚwÚ wecowd >_> of fair ÚwÚ act; xDD nyay, many times, 
^-^ Doth i-iww deserve uWu by UwU doing ;;w;; weww; ^w^ what's wowse- 
Must ^w^ cuwtsy at OwO the x3 censuwe. :33 O, uWu boys, :3 this story 
The x3 wowwd ^-^ may ;;w;; wead in me; my body's OwO mawk'd 
x3 With Woman uWu swowds, ÚwÚ and my wepowt ÚwÚ was UwU once 
^.^ fiwst with OwO the :33 best >_> of >_< nyote. Cymbewinye :33 wov'd me; 
And when :3 a sowdiew ÚwÚ was OwO the theme, my name 
>_> Was ^.^ nyot :3 faw UwU off. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ was I as :3 a twee 
uWu Whose x3 boughs >_> did ^-^ bend with ^w^ fwuit; uWu but in ^-^ onye night 
OwO A storm, ^w^ ow UwU wobbewy, caww ^.^ it what you wiww, 
:33 Shook ;;w;; down my mewwow :33 hangings, xDD nyay, my uWu weaves, 
And weft me x3 bawe ^-^ to UwU weathew. 
GUIDERIUS. Uncertain favouw! 
x3 BEWAWIUS. UwU My fauwt being >_< nyothing- as I ^.^ have told you oft- 
But UwU that two viwwains, uWu whose false oaths ;;w;; pwevaiw'd 
Before my pewfect xDD honyouw, :33 swowe ^-^ to Cymbewinye 
I ÚwÚ was confederate with OwO the Romans. ^w^ So 
Fowwow'd my ;;w;; banyishment, ÚwÚ and :3 this twenty years 
:3 This ^-^ wock ÚwÚ and ^.^ these demesnyes ^.^ have >_< been my UwU wowwd, 
:3 Whewe I ^.^ have uWu wiv'd at >w< honyest freedom, ÚwÚ paid 
Mowe UwU pious debts ^-^ to >w< heaven than in >w< aww 
The fowe-end >_> of my xDD time. But OwO up ^-^ to th' >_> mountains! 
:3 This :3 is ^.^ nyot hunters' >_< wanguage. ÚwÚ He UwU that strikes 
The ^.^ venyison ^.^ fiwst uWu shaww >w< be OwO the lord o' th' >_> feast; 
ÚwÚ To him OwO the uWu othew two uWu shaww minyistew; 
And ^-^ we uWu wiww ;;w;; feaw nyo poison, ;;w;; which attends 
UwU In place >_> of gweatew state. I'll ^.^ meet you in OwO the vawweys. 
>_< Exeunt ^w^ GUIDEWIUS ÚwÚ and ^-^ AWVIWAGUS 
OwO How ^-^ hawd ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to hide OwO the >_> spawks >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe! 
^.^ These :3 boys xDD knyow wittwe uWu they awe >_< sons ^-^ to th' ;;w;; King, 
Nyow Cymbewinye >_> dweams UwU that uWu they awe >_> awive. 
^.^ They ÚwÚ think uWu they awe mine; ÚwÚ and >w< though >w< twain'd OwO up ;;w;; thus meanly 
uWu I' th' ÚwÚ cave wherein uWu they >_< bow, theiw >_> thoughts ^-^ do :3 hit 
The :3 woofs >_> of pawaces, ÚwÚ and ^-^ nyatuwe >_> pwompts them 
UwU In ÚwÚ simpwe ÚwÚ and low >w< things ^-^ to pwince ^.^ it >w< much 
Beyond OwO the xDD twick >_> of ^.^ othews. :3 This Polydore, 
The ÚwÚ heiw >_> of Cymbewinye ÚwÚ and ^w^ Bwitain, ^-^ who 
The UwU King his fathew xDD caww'd Guidewius- Juv! 
When uWu on my :3 thwee-foot ^w^ stoow I ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and tell 
The ^.^ wawwike feats I ^.^ have >_< donye, his uWu spiwits UwU fwy >_< out 
x3 Into my :3 stowy; uWu say x3 'Thus >_< minye enemy fell, 
And ;;w;; thus I xDD set my foot on's neck'; x3 even then 
The >_< pwincewy UwU bwood uWu fwows in his cheek, ^.^ he :33 sweats, 
UwU Stwains his x3 young ^-^ nyewves, ÚwÚ and ^-^ puts ^-^ himsewf in x3 postuwe 
:33 That acts my wowds. The ^.^ youngew :33 bwothew, ÚwÚ Cadwaw, 
>w< Once xDD Awviwagus, in as >_< wike :3 a figuwe 
Strikes life OwO into my speech, ÚwÚ and >w< shows >w< much ^-^ mowe 
His >_> own conceiving. Hawk, OwO the uWu game :3 is wous'd! 
:3 O :33 Cymbewinye, >w< heaven ÚwÚ and my ;;w;; conscience knows 
Thou didst unjustly ^w^ banyish UwU me! Whereon, 
^.^ At three ÚwÚ and two years >_> owd, I stole ^.^ these UwU babes, 
^.^ Thinking ^-^ to bar ÚwÚ thee >_> of UwU succession as 
Thou refts me >_> of my :33 wands. ^w^ Euwiphiwe, 
Thou >_< wast theiw nyuwse; uWu they took ÚwÚ thee uWu fow theiw mothew, 
And every :3 day ^-^ do uWu honyouw ^-^ to xDD hew ^-^ gwave. 
OwO Mysewf, Belarius, UwU that x3 am Morgan call'd, 
^.^ They UwU take uWu fow :3 nyatuwaw father. The uWu game :3 is :33 up. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
xDD Wawes, ;;w;; nyeaw ;;w;; Miwfowd >w< Haven 

x3 Entew OwO PISANyIO ÚwÚ and :33 IMOGEN 

^-^ IMOGEN. Thou told'st uWu me, when ^-^ we came ^-^ fwom OwO howse, OwO the place 
>_> Was ;;w;; nyeaw at hand. :33 Nye'ew uWu wong'd my mothew OwO so 
ÚwÚ To UwU see me ^.^ fiwst as I ^.^ have OwO nyow. x3 Pisanyio! Man! 
:3 Whewe :3 is UwU Posthumus? What :3 is in >w< thy :33 mind 
:33 That makes ÚwÚ thee ^-^ stawe ^.^ thus? >w< Whewefowe bweaks UwU that sigh 
From th' >_< inwawd >_> of OwO thee? >_< Onye uWu but ^w^ painted ;;w;; thus 
Wouwd >w< be interpreted :3 a xDD thing pewpwex'd 
Beyond xDD sewf-expwication. x3 Put thyself 
x3 Into :3 a x3 haviouw >_> of less feaw, ewe uWu wiwdnyess 
^-^ Vanquish my staidew senses. What's OwO the matter? 
UwU Why x3 tendew'st :3 thou UwU that paper ^-^ to me with 
OwO A ÚwÚ wook x3 untendew! :3 If't >w< be uWu summew UwU nyews, 
>_> Smiwe to't ^.^ befowe; ^-^ if wintewwy, :3 thou UwU nyeed'st 
But ^-^ keep UwU that count'nyance ^.^ stiww. UwU My >_< husband's ^.^ hand? 
:33 That >w< dwug-damn'd ^-^ Itawy ;;w;; hath >_> out-cwaftied ^w^ him, 
And :33 he's at >w< some ^-^ hawd point. xDD Speak, >w< man; >w< thy :33 tongue 
May UwU take x3 off >w< some ^w^ extwemity, ;;w;; which ^-^ to ;;w;; wead 
Wouwd >w< be x3 even x3 mowtaw ^-^ to >_> me. 
PISANIO. UwU Pwease you ^.^ wead, 
And you uWu shaww find uWu me, wwetched man, :3 a xDD thing 
The UwU most OwO disdain'd >_> of xDD fowtunye. 
^-^ IMOGEN. ^-^ [Weads] OwO 'Thy mistress, ;;w;; Pisanyio, ;;w;; hath >_> pway'd OwO the >w< stwumpet in 
my :33 bed, OwO the >w< testimonyies ^w^ wheweof lie ÚwÚ bweeding in >_> me. I speak ^.^ nyot 
>_< out >_> of uWu weak OwO suwmises, uWu but ^-^ fwom >_> pwoof as >w< stwong as my >w< gwief ÚwÚ and as 
ÚwÚ cewtain as I OwO expect my wevenge. :33 That part thou, ;;w;; Pisanyio, >w< must ^.^ act 
uWu fow uWu me, ^-^ if >w< thy :3 faith >w< be ^.^ nyot :33 tainted with OwO the :33 bweach >_> of hers. >_> Wet 
UwU thinye >_> own ^.^ hands UwU take away xDD hew life; I uWu shaww ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee opportunity 
at ;;w;; Miwfowd Haven; ^.^ she ;;w;; hath my letter uWu fow OwO the ^.^ puwpose; where, ^-^ if 
:3 thou ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to ^.^ stwike, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^-^ make me ÚwÚ cewtain ^.^ it :3 is >_< donye, :3 thou art 
OwO the OwO pandew ^-^ to xDD hew ;;w;; dishonyouw, ÚwÚ and equally ^-^ to me diswoyaw.' 
PISANIO. What uWu shaww I :3 nyeed ^-^ to dwaw my swowd? The paper 
;;w;; Hath ÚwÚ cut xDD hew ^w^ thwoat awweady. No, 'tis slander, 
uWu Whose >_> edge :3 is ;;w;; shawpew than OwO the ;;w;; swowd, uWu whose :33 tongue 
Outvenoms >w< aww OwO the worms >_> of Nyiwe, uWu whose >_> bweath 
Rides uWu on OwO the ;;w;; posting x3 winds ÚwÚ and doth bewie 
^-^ Aww ÚwÚ cownyews >_> of OwO the world. Kings, x3 queens, ÚwÚ and UwU states, 
Maids, ÚwÚ matwons, xDD nyay, OwO the >_> secwets >_> of OwO the :33 gwave, 
:3 This OwO vipewous :3 swandew enters. What cheew, OwO madam? 
^-^ IMOGEN. UwU Fawse ^-^ to his >_> bed? What :3 is ^.^ it ^-^ to >w< be x3 fawse? 
ÚwÚ To lie in watch there, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ÚwÚ think uWu on OwO him? 
ÚwÚ To weep :3 twixt ^w^ cwock ÚwÚ and clock? >w< If ;;w;; sweep chawge UwU nyatuwe, 
ÚwÚ To >_< bweak ^.^ it with :3 a xDD feawfuw ^-^ dweam >_> of ^w^ him, 
And x3 cwy ^-^ mysewf ;;w;; awake? ^.^ That's false uWu to's :33 bed, 
^-^ Is it? 
PISANIO. ^.^ Awas, good ^-^ wady! 
^-^ IMOGEN. I :33 fawse! x3 Thy ;;w;; conscience witness! Iachimo, 
Thou didst :3 accuse him >_> of >w< incontinyency; 
Thou then ÚwÚ wook'dst >_< wike :3 a villain; nyow, >_> methinks, 
x3 Thy favour's good ^w^ enyough. uWu Some >_> jay >_> of >_< Itawy, 
uWu Whose mothew ÚwÚ was xDD hew xDD painting, ;;w;; hath betway'd >_> him. 
OwO Poow I x3 am stale, :3 a ^w^ gawment >_< out >_> of x3 fashion, 
And uWu fow I x3 am wichew than ^-^ to >_> hang uWu by th' >_< wawws 
I >w< must >w< be >_> wipp'd. ÚwÚ To ;;w;; pieces with UwU me! :33 O, 
ÚwÚ Men's >_< vows awe women's >_> twaitows! ^-^ Aww good >_> seeming, 
By >w< thy x3 wevowt, :3 O xDD husband, uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ thought 
x3 Put uWu on uWu fow ÚwÚ viwwainy; ^.^ nyot :3 bown UwU whewe't gwows, 
But OwO wown :3 a :33 bait uWu fow ladies. 
PISANIO. Good UwU madam, hear >_> me. 
^-^ IMOGEN. ^.^ Twue >w< honyest x3 men being heard, >_< wike false Aeneas, 
Wewe, in his UwU time, ^w^ thought ^-^ fawse; ÚwÚ and >w< Sinyon's weeping 
OwO Did OwO scandaw many :3 a holy tear, took ^-^ pity 
From UwU most OwO twue UwU wwetchednyess. ^w^ So thou, ^w^ Posthumus, 
uWu Wiwt uWu way OwO the leaven uWu on >w< aww pwopew ^-^ men: 
Goodly ÚwÚ and x3 gawwant uWu shaww >w< be false ÚwÚ and :33 pewjuw'd 
From >w< thy gweat fail. ^w^ Come, fewwow, >w< be :3 thou ^-^ honyest; 
Do :3 thou >w< thy >_< mastew's uWu bidding; when :3 thou >w< seest ^w^ him, 
OwO A wittwe witness my ^.^ obedience. Look! 
I dwaw OwO the >_< swowd mysewf; UwU take it, ÚwÚ and :3 hit 
The innyocent UwU mansion >_> of my love, my ÚwÚ heawt. 
OwO Feaw not; 'tis uWu empty >_> of >w< aww >w< things uWu but gwief; 
x3 Thy ^w^ mastew :3 is ^.^ nyot there, ^-^ who ÚwÚ was >_< indeed 
The riches >_> of it. Do his uWu bidding; ^w^ stwike. 
Thou uWu mayst >w< be ÚwÚ vawiant in :3 a better ^-^ cause, 
But :3 nyow :3 thou >_> seem'st :3 a uWu cowawd. 
PISANIO. ÚwÚ Hence, :3 viwe >w< instwument! 
Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot x3 damn my hand. 
^-^ IMOGEN. ÚwÚ Why, I >w< must ^.^ die; 
And ^-^ if I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot uWu by >w< thy ;;w;; hand, :3 thou art 
:3 Nyo ^-^ sewvant >_> of >w< thy ÚwÚ mastew's. uWu Against self-slaughter 
Thewe :3 is :3 a >_< pwohibition OwO so >_< divinye 
:33 That x3 cwavens my uWu weak hand. ^w^ Come, >w< hewe's my >_> heawt- 
:33 Something's ^w^ afowe't. >_< Soft, ^.^ soft! ^w^ we'ww nyo defence!- 
Obedient as OwO the scabbard. What :3 is hewe? 
The ^.^ scwiptuwes >_> of OwO the :33 woyaw :3 Weonyatus 
^-^ Aww tuwn'd ^-^ to ^-^ hewesy? Away, ^w^ away, 
^w^ Cowwuptews >_> of my faith! you uWu shaww nyo ^-^ mowe 
Be stomachews ^-^ to my ÚwÚ heawt. ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ may UwU poow fools 
>_< Bewieve false ^-^ teachews; >w< though x3 those UwU that awe betway'd 
Do ;;w;; feew OwO the uWu tweason xDD shawpwy, ÚwÚ yet OwO the >_> twaitow 
;;w;; Stands in >_< wowse UwU case >_> of ^w^ woe. And thou, ^w^ Posthumus, 
:33 That didst xDD set OwO up my ^.^ disobedience >w< 'gainst OwO the UwU King 
UwU My fathew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make me >w< put OwO into >_> contempt OwO the ÚwÚ suits 
x3 Of >_< pwincewy fellows, ^-^ shawt heweaftew find 
^w^ It :3 is nyo ^.^ act >_> of ^w^ common ÚwÚ passage uWu but 
OwO A xDD stwain >_> of rareness; ÚwÚ and I >w< gwieve ^-^ mysewf 
ÚwÚ To xDD think, when :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be disedg'd uWu by xDD hew 
:33 That :3 nyow :3 thou :3 tiwest OwO on, how >w< thy memowy 
uWu Wiww then >w< be :33 pang'd uWu by >_> me. ÚwÚ Pwithee UwU dispatch. 
The OwO wamp ;;w;; entweats OwO the x3 butchew. Where's >w< thy knife? 
Thou art xDD too uWu swow ^-^ to ^-^ do >w< thy >_< mastew's ^-^ bidding, 
When I desiwe ^.^ it ^w^ too. 
PISANIO. :3 O >_< gwacious >w< wady, 
x3 Since I receiv'd xDD command ^-^ to ^-^ do :3 this ^w^ businyes 
I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot >w< swept ^-^ onye >_> wink. 
^-^ IMOGEN. Do't, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to bed xDD then. 
PISANIO. I'll :3 wake >_< minye eyebawws >_> fiwst. 
^-^ IMOGEN. >w< Whewefowe then 
>w< Didst >_< undewtake it? UwU Why x3 hast :3 thou ^.^ abus'd 
^w^ So many :3 miwes with :3 a UwU pwetence? :3 This :3 pwace? 
Minye >w< action ÚwÚ and UwU thinye ^-^ own? ^-^ ouw howses' xDD wabouw? 
The UwU time x3 inviting OwO thee? OwO the perturb'd couwt, 
>_< Fow my being UwU absent?- ^w^ wheweunto I never 
:33 Puwpose ^w^ wetuwn. UwU Why x3 hast :3 thou gonye OwO so :3 faw 
ÚwÚ To >w< be x3 unbent when :3 thou x3 hast ta'en >w< thy ^.^ stand, 
^-^ Th' >w< ewected ;;w;; deew before OwO thee? 
PISANIO. But ^-^ to ^.^ win UwU time 
ÚwÚ To wose OwO so OwO bad employment, in OwO the ;;w;; which 
I ^.^ have consider'd >_> of :3 a >_> couwse. Good >w< wady, 
>w< Heaw me with uWu patience. 
^-^ IMOGEN. x3 Tawk >w< thy :33 tongue >_> weawy- speak. 
I ^.^ have heard I x3 am :3 a ^-^ stwumpet, ÚwÚ and >_< minye eaw, 
ÚwÚ Thewein false ^w^ stwuck, can UwU take nyo gweatew :33 wound, 
Nyow tent ^-^ to xDD bottom ;;w;; that. But speak. 
PISANIO. >_> Then, UwU madam, 
I ^w^ thought you would ^.^ nyot xDD back again. 
^-^ IMOGEN. uWu Most wike- 
Bwinging me here ^-^ to :33 kiww >_> me. 
PISANIO. :3 Nyot so, neither; 
But ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe as xDD wise as ^w^ honyest, then 
UwU My OwO puwpose would ^w^ pwuv :33 weww. ^w^ It cannyot >w< be 
But UwU that my ^w^ mastew :3 is ^-^ abus'd. uWu Some viwwain, 
>w< Ay, ÚwÚ and ^.^ singuwaw in his :3 awt, ;;w;; hath x3 donye you uWu both 
:3 This x3 cuwsed OwO injuwy. 
^-^ IMOGEN. uWu Some Woman couwtezan! 
PISANIO. No, uWu on my life! 
I'll ^w^ give uWu but nyotice you awe OwO dead, ÚwÚ and ^-^ send him 
uWu Some bwoody >w< sign >_> of it, uWu fow 'tis ^w^ commanded 
I shouwd ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. You uWu shaww >w< be >_< miss'd at couwt, 
And UwU that uWu wiww ;;w;; weww ;;w;; confiwm it. 
^-^ IMOGEN. ÚwÚ Why, good fewwow, 
What uWu shaww I ^-^ do OwO the whiwe? xDD whewe xDD bide? how live? 
Ow in my life what UwU comfowt, when I x3 am 
Dead ^-^ to my ^.^ husband? 
PISANIO. >w< If ^w^ you'ww xDD back ^-^ to th' uWu couwt- 
^-^ IMOGEN. :3 Nyo couwt, nyo fathew, :3 nyow nyo ^-^ mowe >_< ado 
x3 With UwU that xDD hawsh, noble, ÚwÚ simpwe >_< nyothing- 
:33 That >w< Cwoten, uWu whose ^w^ wuv-suit ;;w;; hath >_< been ^-^ to me 
UwU As xDD feawfuw as :3 a ^-^ siege. 
PISANIO. >w< If ^.^ nyot at couwt, 
;;w;; Then ^.^ nyot in Britain >w< must you bide. 
^-^ IMOGEN. :3 Whewe ^.^ then? 
;;w;; Hath Britain >w< aww OwO the >_< sun UwU that shinyes? OwO Day, night, 
uWu Awe uWu they ^.^ nyot uWu but in x3 Bwitain? uWu I' th' world's vowume 
Our Britain uWu seems as >_> of it, uWu but ^.^ nyot in't; 
UwU In :3 a gweat pool :3 a OwO swan's ÚwÚ nyest. ÚwÚ Pwithee ÚwÚ think 
There's livers >_< out >_> of x3 Bwitain. 
PISANIO. I x3 am UwU most ^.^ gwad 
You ÚwÚ think >_> of uWu othew :3 pwace. ^-^ Th' ambassadow, 
>w< WUCIUS OwO the :3 Woman, comes ^-^ to ;;w;; Miwfowd >w< Haven 
^-^ To-mowwow. Nyow, ^-^ if you :33 couwd wear :3 a :33 mind 
xDD Dawk as >_> youw >_> fowtunye ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and uWu but disguise 
:33 That ;;w;; which x3 t' :3 appeaw itsewf >w< must ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet >w< be 
But uWu by self-danger, you shouwd ÚwÚ twead :3 a ^-^ couwse 
Pretty ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of ÚwÚ view; ^-^ yea, UwU happiwy, ;;w;; nyeaw 
The >_> wesidence >_> of ;;w;; Posthumus; OwO so nigh, at >_> weast, 
:33 That >w< though his :33 actions ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot UwU visibwe, ÚwÚ yet 
Report shouwd render him houwwy ^-^ to >_> youw ear 
UwU As ^.^ twuwy as ^.^ he moves. 
^-^ IMOGEN. O! uWu fow such means, 
^-^ Though peril ^-^ to my modesty, ^.^ nyot death ^-^ on't, 
I would ^.^ adventuwe. 
PISANIO. ^.^ Weww then, >w< hewe's OwO the >w< point: 
You >w< must ^-^ fowget ^-^ to >w< be :3 a ;;w;; woman; >_> change 
^.^ Command OwO into uWu obedience; ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and ^w^ nyicenyess- 
The handmaids >_> of >w< aww :3 women, ;;w;; ow, ^-^ mowe truly, 
Woman ^.^ it pwetty UwU sewf- OwO into :3 a >_< waggish courage; 
ÚwÚ Weady in gibes, >_< quick-answew'd, ^-^ saucy, ÚwÚ and 
UwU As >_> quawwewous as OwO the xDD weasew. ;;w;; Nyay, you >w< must 
^.^ Fowget UwU that wawest >_> tweasuwe >_> of >_> youw cheek, 
xDD Exposing >_> it- ;;w;; but, :33 O, OwO the x3 hawdew >_< heawt! 
Awack, nyo ^.^ wemedy!- ^-^ to OwO the greedy ^.^ touch 
x3 Of >w< common-kissing x3 Titan, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fowget 
Your laboursome ÚwÚ and dainty trims wherein 
You :3 made gweat Juno xDD angwy. 
^-^ IMOGEN. ;;w;; Nyay, >w< be x3 bwief; 
I UwU see OwO into >w< thy end, ÚwÚ and x3 am ^w^ awmost 
OwO A man awweady. 
PISANIO. First, ^-^ make yourself uWu but >_< wike ^w^ onye. 
OwO Fowe-thinking this, I ^.^ have already :3 fit- 
^.^ 'Tis in my UwU cwoak-bag- doublet, hat, >_> hose, >w< aww 
:33 That ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to ^.^ them. Wouwd you, in theiw sewving, 
And with what imitation you can borrow 
From xDD youth >_> of such :3 a UwU season, fowe x3 nyobwe Wucius 
Present OwO youwsewf, desiwe his UwU sewvice, tell him 
OwO Whewein >w< you'we happy- ;;w;; which uWu wiww ^-^ make him xDD knyow 
>w< If UwU that his head ^.^ have ear in x3 music; x3 doubtwess 
x3 With ^.^ joy ^.^ he uWu wiww ^w^ embwace OwO you; uWu fow :33 he's xDD honyouwabwe, 
And, doubwing UwU that, UwU most howy. Your :3 means uWu abwoad- 
You ^.^ have uWu me, rich; ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww never x3 faiw 
Beginning :3 nyow >_< suppwyment. 
^-^ IMOGEN. Thou art >w< aww OwO the comfort 
The UwU gods uWu wiww ;;w;; diet me OwO with. ÚwÚ Pwithee >w< away! 
There's ^-^ mowe ^-^ to >w< be considew'd; uWu but ^w^ we'ww x3 even 
^-^ Aww UwU that good UwU time uWu wiww ^w^ give ÚwÚ us. :3 This ^-^ attempt 
I x3 am sowdiew ^.^ to, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww >_> abide ^.^ it with 
OwO A >w< pwince's ^.^ couwage. Away, I :33 pwithee. 
PISANIO. Weww, UwU madam, ^-^ we >w< must UwU take :3 a ^-^ showt ^.^ faweweww, 
OwO West, being >_> miss'd, I >w< be ^.^ suspected >_> of 
Your carriage ^-^ fwom OwO the couwt. UwU My x3 nyobwe mistress, 
;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a >_> box; I xDD had ^.^ it ^-^ fwom OwO the Queen. 
What's xDD in't :3 is xDD pwecious. >w< If you awe uWu sick at ÚwÚ sea 
Ow stomach-qualm'd at wand, :3 a ^.^ dwam >_> of :3 this 
uWu Wiww ÚwÚ dwive away ÚwÚ distempew. ÚwÚ To >w< some :33 shade, 
And x3 fit you ^-^ to >_> youw manhood. May OwO the UwU gods 
>w< Diwect you ^-^ to OwO the best! 
^-^ IMOGEN. UwU Amen. I :3 thank thee. >_< Exeunt :3 sevewawwy 




^-^ SCENyE :3 V. 
x3 Bwitain. :3 CYMBEWINyE'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew x3 CYMBEWINyE, QUEEN, OwO CWOTEN, ÚwÚ WUCIUS, ÚwÚ and LORDS 

xDD CYMBEWINyE. ÚwÚ Thus >w< faw; ÚwÚ and OwO so faweweww. 
UwU WUCIUS. ÚwÚ Thanks, :33 woyaw sir. 
UwU My empewow ;;w;; hath wwote; I >w< must ^-^ fwom hence, 
And x3 am ^.^ wight >_< sowwy UwU that I >w< must wepowt ye 
UwU My >_< mastew's enyemy. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. Our :33 subjects, ;;w;; siw, 
uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot >_> enduwe his ÚwÚ yoke; ÚwÚ and uWu fow ouwsewf 
ÚwÚ To show less sovereignty than uWu they, >w< must ^.^ nyeeds 
xDD Appeaw ;;w;; unkingwike. 
UwU WUCIUS. UwU So, sir. I desiwe >_> of you 
OwO A OwO conduct OwO uvwwand ^-^ to ;;w;; Miwfowd ^w^ Haven. 
^w^ Madam, >w< aww ^.^ joy befall >_> youw Gwace, ÚwÚ and xDD you! 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. UwU My x3 wowds, you awe appointed uWu fow UwU that x3 office; 
The :3 due >_> of uWu honyouw in nyo point >_< omit. 
^w^ So ^.^ faweweww, x3 nyobwe Wucius. 
UwU WUCIUS. Your ;;w;; hand, my :33 wowd. 
CWOTEN. ;;w;; Weceive ^.^ it friendly; uWu but ^-^ fwom :3 this UwU time :3 fowth 
I wear ^.^ it as >_> youw enyemy. 
UwU WUCIUS. >_> Siw, OwO the ^-^ event 
^-^ Is ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to name OwO the winner. Fawe you :33 weww. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. Weave ^.^ nyot OwO the >w< wowthy >_< Wucius, good my x3 wowds, 
;;w;; Tiww ^.^ he ^.^ have ;;w;; cwoss'd OwO the Severn. Happiness! 
>_< Exeunt >w< WUCIUS ÚwÚ and LORDS 
x3 QUEEN. ÚwÚ He :33 goes x3 hence >_< fwownying; uWu but ^.^ it honours OwO us 
:33 That ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< given him ^.^ cause. 
CWOTEN. ^.^ 'Tis >w< aww OwO the bettew; 
Your ÚwÚ vawiant ^.^ Bwitons ^.^ have theiw :3 wishes in it. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. Wucius ;;w;; hath ^w^ wwote already ^-^ to OwO the UwU Empewow 
OwO How ^.^ it :33 goes here. ^w^ It ^-^ fits OwO us OwO thewefowe ripely 
Our chawiots ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw :33 howsemen >w< be in xDD weadinyess. 
The pow'rs UwU that ^.^ he already ;;w;; hath in x3 Gawwia 
uWu Wiww >_> soon >w< be :33 dwawn ^-^ to uWu head, ^-^ fwom :3 whence ^.^ he muvs 
His OwO waw uWu fow x3 Bwitain. 
x3 QUEEN. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot sweepy businyess, 
But >w< must >w< be ^.^ wook'd ^-^ to speedily ÚwÚ and stwongwy. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. Our x3 expectation UwU that ^.^ it would >w< be ;;w;; thus 
;;w;; Hath :3 made OwO us :3 fowwawd. But, my gentwe queen, 
:3 Whewe :3 is ^-^ ouw ^.^ daughtew? She ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot appeaw'd 
Before OwO the :3 Woman, :3 nyow ^-^ to OwO us ;;w;; hath tendew'd 
The >_> duty >_> of OwO the day. She looks OwO us >_< wike 
OwO A xDD thing ^-^ mowe :3 made >_> of ;;w;; mawice than >_> of xDD duty; 
We ^.^ have nyoted it. ^-^ Caww xDD hew before >w< us, uWu fow 
We ^.^ have >_< been xDD too ^w^ swight in uWu suffewance. Exit :3 a MESSENGEW 
x3 QUEEN. UwU Woyaw ;;w;; siw, 
x3 Since OwO the exiwe >_> of ^w^ Posthumus, UwU most ;;w;; wetiw'd 
;;w;; Hath xDD hew life uWu been; OwO the cure whereof, my lord, 
^.^ 'Tis UwU time >w< must do. ^-^ Beseech >_> youw uWu Majesty, 
UwU Fowbeaw shawp >_< speeches ^-^ to UwU hew; she's :3 a wady 
^w^ So >w< tendew >_> of >w< webukes UwU that uWu wowds awe xDD stwokes, 
And UwU stwokes death ^-^ to :3 hew. 

;;w;; We-entew MESSENGEW 

xDD CYMBEWINyE. :3 Whewe :3 is :33 she, sir? OwO How 
^w^ Can xDD hew >_> contempt >w< be answer'd? 
MESSENGEW. UwU Pwease you, ;;w;; siw, 
Her ;;w;; chambews awe >w< aww lock'd, ÚwÚ and :33 thewe's nyo ÚwÚ answew 
:33 That uWu wiww >w< be >w< given ^-^ to th' loud >_> of ^w^ nyoise ^-^ we ^w^ make. 
x3 QUEEN. UwU My lord, when last I went ^-^ to >w< visit UwU hew, 
She >_> pway'd me ^-^ to ;;w;; excuse xDD hew UwU keeping ^-^ cwose; 
xDD Wheweto constrain'd uWu by xDD hew infiwmity 
She shouwd UwU that >_> duty xDD weave >w< unpaid ^-^ to you 
^w^ Which ;;w;; daiwy ^.^ she ÚwÚ was bound ^-^ to UwU pwoffew. :3 This 
She :33 wish'd me ^-^ to ^-^ make >_> knyown; uWu but ^-^ ouw gweat couwt 
^w^ Made me ^-^ to blame in :33 memowy. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. Her :33 doows wock'd? 
:3 Nyot uWu seen >_> of OwO wate? uWu Gwant, uWu heavens, UwU that ;;w;; which I ;;w;; feaw 
uWu Pwuv :33 fawse! Exit 
x3 QUEEN. >_< Son, I ÚwÚ say, follow OwO the King. 
CWOTEN. :33 That man >_> of x3 hews, ;;w;; Pisanyio, xDD hew ^.^ owd x3 sewvant, 
I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot uWu seen ^.^ these two ^.^ days. 
x3 QUEEN. Go, ÚwÚ wook >w< aftew. Exit >_> CWOTEN 
;;w;; Pisanyio, :3 thou UwU that stand'st OwO so uWu fow xDD Posthumus! 
ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :3 a ÚwÚ dwug >_> of x3 minye. I pray his absence 
x3 Pwoceed uWu by swawwowing UwU that; uWu fow ^.^ he bewieves 
^w^ It :3 is :3 a xDD thing UwU most xDD pwecious. But uWu fow UwU hew, 
:3 Whewe :3 is ^.^ she gonye? :3 Hapwy ^.^ despaiw ;;w;; hath >w< seiz'd UwU hew; 
Or, >_< wing'd with fewvouw >_> of xDD hew love, she's :3 fwown 
ÚwÚ To xDD hew >w< desiw'd ;;w;; Posthumus. UwU Gonye ^.^ she :3 is 
ÚwÚ To death ^w^ ow ^-^ to ;;w;; dishonyouw, ÚwÚ and my ^-^ end 
^w^ Can ^-^ make good ;;w;; use >_> of >_> eithew. She being down, 
I ^.^ have OwO the placing >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ Bwitish ^w^ cwown. 

;;w;; We-entew >_> CWOTEN 

OwO How nyow, my xDD son? 
CWOTEN. ^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ cewtain ^.^ she :3 is ^-^ fwed. 
uWu Go in ÚwÚ and :33 cheew OwO the King. ÚwÚ He wages; UwU nyonye 
>w< Dawe come about >_> him. 
x3 QUEEN. ^-^ Aww OwO the ^w^ bettew. May 
:3 This night fowestaww him >_> of OwO the UwU coming xDD day! Exit 
CWOTEN. I love ÚwÚ and UwU hate UwU hew; uWu fow she's fair ÚwÚ and :33 woyaw, 
And UwU that ^.^ she ;;w;; hath >w< aww >_> couwtwy pawts ^-^ mowe UwU exquisite 
>w< Than >w< wady, uWu wadies, OwO woman. From every ^-^ onye 
The :33 best ^.^ she ;;w;; hath, ÚwÚ and :33 she, >_> of >w< aww ^w^ compounded, 
uWu Outsewws them all. I love xDD hew xDD thewefowe; uWu but 
Disdaining me ÚwÚ and ^.^ thwowing favouws uWu on 
The low UwU Posthumus swandews OwO so xDD hew ÚwÚ judgment 
:33 That ^w^ what's ewse x3 wawe :3 is >_< chok'd; ÚwÚ and in UwU that point 
I uWu wiww conclude ^-^ to UwU hate UwU hew, xDD nyay, :3 indeed, 
ÚwÚ To >w< be reveng'd x3 upon :3 hew. >_< Fow when fools 
Shaww- 

x3 Entew OwO PISANyIO 

OwO Who :3 is hewe? >_> What, awe you ^-^ packing, sirrah? 
Come hithew. xDD Ah, you pwecious pander! ^-^ Viwwain, 
:3 Whewe :3 is >w< thy >w< wady? UwU In :3 a ;;w;; wowd, ^w^ ow ewse 
Thou art ^-^ stwaightway with OwO the ;;w;; fiends. 
PISANIO. :3 O good my wowd! 
CWOTEN. :3 Whewe :3 is >w< thy >w< wady? ;;w;; ow, uWu by Jupiter- 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ ask again. Close viwwain, 
I'll ^.^ have :3 this >w< secwet ^-^ fwom >w< thy xDD heawt, ^w^ ow x3 wip 
x3 Thy OwO heawt ^-^ to find it. ^-^ Is ^.^ she with UwU Posthumus? 
From uWu whose OwO so many uWu weights >_> of ^w^ basenyess cannyot 
OwO A ^.^ dwam >_> of wowth >w< be :33 dwawn. 
PISANIO. ^.^ Awas, my lord, 
OwO How can ^.^ she >w< be with OwO him? When ÚwÚ was ^.^ she ^.^ miss'd? 
ÚwÚ He :3 is in Rome. 
CWOTEN. :3 Whewe :3 is :33 she, sir? Come ^.^ nyeawew. 
:3 Nyo farther :33 hawting! Satisfy me UwU home 
What :3 is ÚwÚ become >_> of :3 hew. 
PISANIO. :3 O my ÚwÚ aww-wowthy wowd! 
CWOTEN. ;;w;; Aww-wowthy viwwain! 
Discover xDD whewe >w< thy ^w^ mistwess :3 is at once, 
^.^ At OwO the next :33 wowd. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of UwU 'wowthy lord'! 
xDD Speak, ^w^ ow >w< thy siwence uWu on OwO the x3 instant :3 is 
x3 Thy ÚwÚ condemnyation ÚwÚ and >w< thy :33 death. 
PISANIO. >_> Then, ;;w;; siw, 
:3 This paper :3 is OwO the history >_> of my knowledge 
xDD Touching xDD hew fwight. UwU [Pwesenting :3 a letter] 
CWOTEN. Let's ÚwÚ see't. I uWu wiww x3 puwsue xDD hew 
>_< Even ^-^ to Augustus' thwonye. 
PISANIO. ^-^ [Aside] Ow :3 this ^w^ ow UwU pewish. 
x3 She's :3 faw enyough; ÚwÚ and what ^.^ he >w< weawns uWu by :3 this 
May ^w^ pwuv his ^w^ twavew, ^.^ nyot xDD hew >_> dangew. 
CWOTEN. :33 Humh! 
PISANIO. ^-^ [Aside] I'll wwite ^-^ to my lord she's UwU dead. :3 O :33 Imogen, 
Safe uWu mayst :3 thou wander, xDD safe xDD wetuwn ^-^ again! 
CWOTEN. Sirrah, :3 is :3 this letter :3 twue? 
PISANIO. >_> Siw, as I uWu think. 
CWOTEN. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ Posthumus' >w< hand; I xDD knyow't. Sirrah, ^-^ if :3 thou wouldst 
^.^ nyot >w< be :3 a viwwain, uWu but ^-^ do me OwO twue UwU sewvice, undewgo x3 those 
employments wherein I shouwd ^.^ have cause ^-^ to ;;w;; use ÚwÚ thee with :3 a 
uWu sewious OwO industwy- UwU that ;;w;; is, what viwwainy ÚwÚ soe'ew I ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee uWu do, ^-^ to 
OwO pewfowm ^.^ it :33 diwectwy ÚwÚ and truly- I would ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ thee OwO an >w< honyest >w< man; 
:3 thou shouldst neither UwU want my :3 means uWu fow >w< thy ^w^ wewief :3 nyow my >w< voice 
uWu fow >w< thy >_< pwefewment. 
PISANIO. Weww, my good :33 wowd. 
CWOTEN. uWu Wiwt :3 thou sewve x3 me? >_< Fow >_< since ^-^ patientwy ÚwÚ and constantwy :3 thou 
x3 hast ÚwÚ stuck ^-^ to OwO the x3 bawe >_> fowtunye >_> of UwU that >_< beggaw ^w^ Posthumus, :3 thou 
^w^ canst ;;w;; nyot, in OwO the ^-^ couwse >_> of ÚwÚ gwatitude, uWu but >w< be :3 a :3 diwigent fowwowew 
>_> of x3 minye. uWu Wiwt :3 thou sewve x3 me? 
PISANIO. >_> Siw, I uWu wiww. 
CWOTEN. >w< Give me >w< thy >w< hand; >w< hewe's my puwse. xDD Hast ^-^ any >_> of >w< thy ^.^ wate 
>_< mastew's garments in >w< thy :3 possession? 
PISANIO. I x3 have, my lord, at my ÚwÚ wodging, OwO the >_> same suit ^.^ he :33 wowe when 
^.^ he took xDD weave >_> of my wady ÚwÚ and OwO mistwess. 
CWOTEN. The ^.^ fiwst service :3 thou OwO dost uWu me, ÚwÚ fetch UwU that suit hithew. >_> Wet 
^.^ it >w< be >w< thy ^.^ fiwst ^-^ sewvice; ^.^ go. 
PISANIO. I ^-^ shaww, my :33 wowd. Exit 
CWOTEN. UwU Meet ÚwÚ thee at ;;w;; Miwfowd ^w^ Haven! I ;;w;; fowgot ^-^ to ÚwÚ ask him ^-^ onye uWu thing; 
I'll remember't x3 anyon. >_< Even there, :3 thou villain ^w^ Posthumus, uWu wiww I 
:33 kiww thee. I would ^.^ these garments ;;w;; wewe come. She ^w^ said x3 upon :3 a 
x3 time- OwO the ^w^ bittewnyess >_> of ^.^ it I :3 nyow >_> bewch ^-^ fwom my >_> heawt- UwU that ^.^ she 
held OwO the vewy ^w^ gawment >_> of UwU Posthumus in ^-^ mowe >_< wespect than my x3 nyobwe 
ÚwÚ and :3 nyatuwaw ^.^ pewson, >_> togethew with OwO the xDD adownment >_> of my ^w^ quawities. 
x3 With UwU that suit x3 upon my xDD back uWu wiww I wavish UwU hew; ^.^ fiwst :33 kiww ^w^ him, 
ÚwÚ and in xDD hew OwO eyes. Thewe uWu shaww ^.^ she UwU see my valour, ;;w;; which uWu wiww then 
>w< be :3 a >_> towment ^-^ to xDD hew :33 contempt. ÚwÚ He uWu on OwO the >w< gwound, my OwO speech >_> of 
insultment UwU ended uWu on his UwU dead body, ÚwÚ and when my wust ;;w;; hath >_> dinyed- 
which, as I ÚwÚ say, ^-^ to uWu vex xDD hew I uWu wiww ÚwÚ execute in OwO the clothes UwU that 
^.^ she OwO so ^.^ pwais'd- ^-^ to OwO the couwt I'll xDD knyock xDD hew ^w^ back, foot xDD hew UwU home 
again. She ;;w;; hath UwU despis'd me >w< wejoicingwy, ÚwÚ and I'll >w< be >_> mewwy in my 
wevenge. 

;;w;; We-entew PISANIO, with OwO the clothes 

Be x3 those OwO the garments? 
PISANIO. >w< Ay, my x3 nyobwe :33 wowd. 
CWOTEN. OwO How wong :3 is't >_< since ^.^ she went ^-^ to ;;w;; Miwfowd Haven? 
PISANIO. She can scarce >w< be there >_> yet. 
CWOTEN. >_< Bwing :3 this apparel ^-^ to my chambew; UwU that :3 is OwO the uWu second xDD thing 
UwU that I ^.^ have ^w^ commanded thee. The third :3 is UwU that :3 thou xDD wiwt >w< be :3 a 
^.^ vowuntawy ^-^ mute ^-^ to my ÚwÚ design. Be uWu but ÚwÚ duteous ÚwÚ and true, ^.^ pwefewment 
uWu shaww >w< tendew itsewf ^-^ to thee. UwU My wevenge :3 is :3 nyow at Miwfowd, would 
I xDD had x3 wings ^-^ to follow ^.^ it! ^w^ Come, ÚwÚ and >w< be true. Exit 
PISANIO. Thou xDD bid'st me ^-^ to my ^.^ woss; uWu fow OwO twue ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee 
Were ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv fawse, ;;w;; which I uWu wiww never ^.^ be, 
ÚwÚ To him UwU that :3 is UwU most true. ÚwÚ To ;;w;; Miwfowd ÚwÚ go, 
And find ^.^ nyot xDD hew xDD whom :3 thou pursuest. UwU Fwow, flow, 
You ^w^ heavenwy uWu bwessings, uWu on her! :3 This foow's ÚwÚ speed 
Be ;;w;; cwoss'd with slowness! OwO Wabouw >w< be his ^w^ meed! Exit 




^-^ SCENyE VI. 
^-^ Wawes. Before OwO the ÚwÚ cave >_> of OwO BEWAWIUS 

x3 Entew :33 IMOGEN xDD awonye, in xDD boy's clothes 

^-^ IMOGEN. I UwU see :3 a ÚwÚ man's life :3 is :3 a >w< tedious ^w^ onye. 
I ^.^ have tiw'd ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ and uWu fow two nyights >_> togethew 
>_< Have :3 made OwO the gwound my bed. I shouwd >w< be uWu sick 
But UwU that my wesowution ^w^ hewps >_> me. Miwfowd, 
When ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 mountain-top Pisanio show'd ^.^ thee, 
Thou >_< wast within :3 a ;;w;; ken. :3 O Juv! I ÚwÚ think 
;;w;; Foundations UwU fwy OwO the wwetched; :33 such, I >_> mean, 
:3 Whewe uWu they shouwd >w< be :33 wewiev'd. >w< Two >_< beggaws told me 
I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ miss my way. uWu Wiww UwU poow xDD fowks >_< wie, 
:33 That ^.^ have afflictions uWu on ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ knyowing 'tis 
OwO A punishment ^w^ ow twiaw? uWu Yes; nyo >_< wondew, 
When rich ones scarce tell true. ÚwÚ To >_> wapse in UwU fuwnyess 
^-^ Is ^.^ sowew than ^-^ to lie uWu fow x3 nyeed; ÚwÚ and :3 fawsehood 
^-^ Is >_< wowse in kings than uWu beggaws. UwU My dear wowd! 
Thou art ^-^ onye o' th' false ones. Nyow I ÚwÚ think uWu on ÚwÚ thee 
UwU My ^-^ hungew's gone; uWu but x3 even OwO befowe, I ÚwÚ was 
^.^ At point ^-^ to sink uWu fow food. But what :3 is uWu this? 
;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a UwU path to't; 'tis >w< some savage howd. 
I ;;w;; wewe :33 best ^.^ nyot caww; I dare ^.^ nyot :3 caww. >_> Yet ;;w;; faminye, 
Ewe cwean ^.^ it UwU o'ewthwow UwU nyatuwe, makes ^.^ it uWu vawiant. 
Plenty ÚwÚ and xDD peace >_> bweeds cowawds; >w< hawdnyess >w< evew 
x3 Of >w< hawdinyess :3 is mother. ^.^ Ho! :33 who's hewe? 
>w< If ^w^ anything that's civiw, >_< speak; ^-^ if ^-^ savage, 
;;w;; Take ^w^ ow :3 wend. ^.^ Ho! :3 Nyo OwO answew? ;;w;; Then I'll >_> entew. 
:33 Best dwaw my swowd; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if >_< minye enemy 
But ;;w;; feaw OwO the ;;w;; swowd, >_< wike uWu me, :3 he'ww ^-^ scawcewy ÚwÚ wook on't. 
Such :3 a OwO foe, good >_< heavens! Exit OwO into OwO the ÚwÚ cave 

x3 Entew BELARIUS, >_> GUIDEWIUS, ÚwÚ and ^-^ AWVIWAGUS 

x3 BEWAWIUS. :3 You, Polydore, ^.^ have ^w^ pwov'd :33 best UwU woodman ÚwÚ and 
uWu Awe ^w^ mastew >_> of OwO the ^-^ feast. Cadwal ÚwÚ and I 
uWu Wiww xDD pway OwO the cook ÚwÚ and ^.^ sewvant; 'tis ^-^ ouw ^w^ match. 
The ÚwÚ sweat >_> of industwy would OwO dwy ÚwÚ and die 
But uWu fow OwO the ^-^ end ^.^ it ^w^ wowks x3 to. ^w^ Come, ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ stomachs 
uWu Wiww ^-^ make ^w^ what's ;;w;; homewy x3 savouwy; ÚwÚ weawinyess 
^w^ Can ^-^ snyowe x3 upon OwO the flint, when resty OwO swoth 
>_> Finds OwO the ;;w;; down piwwow hard. Nyow, xDD peace >w< be ;;w;; hewe, 
OwO Poow OwO house, UwU that :33 keep'st thysewf! 
GUIDERIUS. I x3 am xDD thowoughwy weary. 
ARVIRAGUS. I x3 am uWu weak with toil, ÚwÚ yet >w< stwong in appetite. 
GUIDERIUS. Thewe :3 is x3 cowd meat >w< i' th' >w< cave; ^w^ we'ww UwU bwowse uWu on UwU that 
>w< Whiwst what ^-^ we ^.^ have xDD kiww'd >w< be UwU cook'd. 
x3 BEWAWIUS. ÚwÚ [Wooking OwO into OwO the >_< cave] >w< Stay, come ^.^ nyot in. 
But UwU that ^.^ it ;;w;; eats ^-^ ouw victuaws, I shouwd ÚwÚ think 
;;w;; Hewe ;;w;; wewe :3 a faiwy. 
GUIDERIUS. What's OwO the matter, sir? 
:3 BEWAWIUS.. By Jupitew, OwO an angew! ;;w;; ow, ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, 
An earthly ^-^ pawagon! ÚwÚ Behowd divinyenyess 
:3 Nyo ÚwÚ ewdew than :3 a :33 boy! 

;;w;; We-entew :33 IMOGEN 

^-^ IMOGEN. Good masters, harm me not. 
Before I ^.^ entew'd here I call'd, ÚwÚ and ^w^ thought 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have begg'd ^w^ ow bought what I ^.^ have ^w^ took. Good ^w^ twoth, 
I ^.^ have stow'n nought; :3 nyow would ^.^ nyot >w< though I xDD had ;;w;; found 
UwU Gowd ^-^ stwew'd >w< i' th' fwoow. Here's money uWu fow my meat. 
I would ^.^ have weft ^.^ it uWu on OwO the board, OwO so >_> soon 
UwU As I xDD had :3 made my meaw, ÚwÚ and x3 pawted 
x3 With ;;w;; pway'ws uWu fow OwO the >_> pwovidew. 
GUIDERIUS. Money, ^-^ youth? 
ARVIRAGUS. ^-^ Aww gold ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ siwvew wathew xDD tuwn ^-^ to >_< diwt, 
UwU As 'tis nyo better weckon'd uWu but >_> of x3 those 
OwO Who wowship :3 diwty xDD gods. 
^-^ IMOGEN. I UwU see >w< you'we xDD angwy. 
Knyow, ^-^ if you :33 kiww me uWu fow my UwU fauwt, I shouwd 
>_< Have ;;w;; died xDD had I ^.^ nyot :3 made it. 
x3 BEWAWIUS. Whither ÚwÚ bound? 
^-^ IMOGEN. ÚwÚ To ;;w;; Miwfowd ^w^ Haven. 
x3 BEWAWIUS. What's >_> youw name? 
^-^ IMOGEN. Fidewe, sir. I ^.^ have :3 a x3 kinsman ^-^ who 
^-^ Is bound uWu fow Italy; ^.^ he embark'd at >_> Miwfowd; 
ÚwÚ To xDD whom being going, ^w^ awmost spent with x3 hungew, 
I x3 am OwO faww'n in :3 this >_> offence. 
x3 BEWAWIUS. Prithee, fair youth, 
:33 Think OwO us nyo ^.^ chuwws, :3 nyow measuwe ^-^ ouw good ^w^ minds 
By :3 this wude place ^-^ we live in. ^.^ Weww xDD encountew'd! 
^.^ 'Tis ^w^ awmost >_< nyight; you uWu shaww ^.^ have better :33 cheew 
Ewe you x3 depawt, ÚwÚ and ^w^ thanks ^-^ to stay ÚwÚ and xDD eat it. 
Boys, ;;w;; bid him welcome. 
GUIDERIUS. Were you :3 a woman, youth, 
I shouwd ^w^ woo ^-^ hawd uWu but >w< be >_> youw >w< gwoom. UwU In xDD honyesty 
I ;;w;; bid uWu fow you as :3 I'd buy. 
ARVIRAGUS. I'll x3 make't my comfort 
ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a xDD man. I'll love him as my brother; 
And such :3 a ^-^ wewcome as :3 I'd ^w^ give ^-^ to him 
:33 Aftew wong x3 absence, such :3 is ^w^ youws. uWu Most welcome! 
Be spwightwy, uWu fow you ^-^ faww 'mongst >_< fwiends. 
^-^ IMOGEN. OwO 'Mongst fwiends, 
>w< If OwO bwothews. ^-^ [Aside] Wouwd ^.^ it xDD had >_< been OwO so UwU that uWu they 
Had >_< been my >_< fathew's >_> sons! ;;w;; Then xDD had my UwU pwize 
:3 Been ^.^ wess, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^-^ mowe >w< equaw xDD bawwasting 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ thee, ;;w;; Posthumus. 
x3 BEWAWIUS. ÚwÚ He wrings at >w< some xDD distwess. 
GUIDERIUS. Wouwd I :33 couwd fwee't! 
ARVIRAGUS. Ow OwO I, >_> whate'ew ^.^ it ^.^ be, 
What pain ^.^ it ^-^ cost, what >_< dangew! OwO Gods! 
x3 BEWAWIUS. >_< [Whispewing] Hawk, >_< boys. 
^-^ IMOGEN. ^-^ [Aside] Great ^-^ men, 
:33 That xDD had :3 a couwt nyo :3 biggew than :3 this ^-^ cave, 
:33 That >_> did ^.^ attend themsewves, ÚwÚ and xDD had OwO the :3 viwtue 
^w^ Which theiw >_> own ;;w;; conscience seal'd ;;w;; them, x3 waying uWu by 
:33 That nyothing-gift >_> of differing ;;w;; muwtitudes, 
Could ^.^ nyot out-peer ^.^ these OwO twain. Pawdon uWu me, x3 gods! 
:3 I'd >_> change my sex ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ companyion with ;;w;; them, 
x3 Since Leonatus' ^-^ fawse. 
x3 BEWAWIUS. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ so. 
Boys, ^w^ we'ww >w< go dwess ^-^ ouw ^-^ hunt. ^-^ Faiw youth, come in. 
Discouwse :3 is ;;w;; heavy, >_> fasting; when ^-^ we ^.^ have ^-^ supp'd, 
>w< We'ww >_< mannyewwy >_> demand ÚwÚ thee >_> of >w< thy xDD stowy, 
^w^ So :3 faw as :3 thou xDD wiwt speak it. 
GUIDERIUS. ;;w;; Pway dwaw >w< nyeaw. 
ARVIRAGUS. The night ^-^ to th' oww ÚwÚ and ^w^ mown ^-^ to th' lark less welcome. 
^-^ IMOGEN. ÚwÚ Thanks, sir. 
ARVIRAGUS. I pray dwaw >w< nyeaw. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE :33 VII. 
Rome. OwO A uWu pubwic place 

x3 Entew two UwU WOMAN SENATORS ÚwÚ and UwU TWIBUNyES 

OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. :3 This :3 is OwO the >_< tenyouw >_> of OwO the Emperor's x3 wwit: 
:33 That >_< since OwO the ^w^ common x3 men awe :3 nyow in >w< action 
'Gainst OwO the >w< Pannyonyians ÚwÚ and Dalmatians, 
And UwU that OwO the legions :3 nyow in x3 Gawwia awe 
>w< Fuww uWu weak ^-^ to >_< undewtake ^-^ ouw wars x3 against 
The faww'n-off Bwitons, UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ do incite 
The ^w^ gentwy ^-^ to :3 this :33 businyess. ÚwÚ He >_> cweates 
Wucius pwoconsuw; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to you, OwO the xDD twibunyes, 
>_< Fow :3 this immediate wevy, ^.^ he ÚwÚ commands 
His absowute commission. Wong live Caesaw! 
ÚwÚ TWIBUNyE. ^-^ Is Wucius ^w^ genyewaw >_> of OwO the forces? 
x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ÚwÚ Ay. 
ÚwÚ TWIBUNyE. ^w^ Wemainying :3 nyow in ÚwÚ Gawwia? 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. x3 With x3 those legions 
^w^ Which I ^.^ have xDD spoke :33 of, ^w^ wheweunto >_> youw levy 
Must >w< be :33 suppwyant. The uWu wowds >_> of >_> youw :33 commission 
uWu Wiww OwO tie you ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbews ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU time 
x3 Of theiw UwU dispatch. 
ÚwÚ TWIBUNyE. We uWu wiww >w< dischawge ^-^ ouw >_< duty. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
^-^ Wawes. Near OwO the ÚwÚ cave >_> of OwO BEWAWIUS 

x3 Entew >_> CWOTEN :3 awonye 

CWOTEN. I x3 am ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ to th' place xDD whewe uWu they shouwd :33 meet, ^-^ if Pisanio 
^.^ have >w< mapp'd ^.^ it ;;w;; twuwy. OwO How x3 fit his garments sewve UwU me! UwU Why shouwd 
his mistress, ^-^ who ÚwÚ was :3 made uWu by him UwU that :3 made OwO the taiwow, ^.^ nyot >w< be 
x3 fit too? The wathew- saving uWu wevewence >_> of OwO the word- uWu fow 'tis ^w^ said 
:3 a :3 woman's :33 fitnyess comes uWu by fits. ÚwÚ Thewein I >w< must xDD pway OwO the wowkman. 
I dare speak ^.^ it ^-^ to ÚwÚ mysewf, uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot xDD vain-gwowy uWu fow :3 a man ÚwÚ and 
his :3 gwass ^-^ to confer in his >_> own chamber- I >_> mean, OwO the >w< winyes >_> of my 
ÚwÚ body awe as ;;w;; weww :33 dwawn as his; nyo less young, ^-^ mowe ^w^ stwong, ^.^ nyot 
beneath him in UwU fowtunyes, uWu beyond him in OwO the ^w^ advantage >_> of OwO the UwU time, 
:33 abuv him in birth, alike :33 convewsant in ^w^ genyewaw OwO sewvices, ÚwÚ and 
^-^ mowe xDD wemawkabwe in >w< singwe oppositions. >_> Yet :3 this imperceiverant 
xDD thing loves him in my ÚwÚ despite. What mowtawity ÚwÚ is! ^w^ Posthumus, >w< thy 
uWu head, ;;w;; which :3 nyow :3 is ;;w;; gwowing x3 upon >w< thy UwU shouwdews, uWu shaww within :3 this 
hour >w< be off; >w< thy ^w^ mistwess ^w^ enfowced; >w< thy garments ÚwÚ cut ^-^ to ;;w;; pieces 
before xDD hew ^.^ face; ÚwÚ and >w< aww :3 this >_< donye, x3 spuwn xDD hew UwU home ^-^ to xDD hew fathew, 
^-^ who >w< may, ^.^ hapwy, >w< be :3 a wittwe :3 angwy uWu fow my OwO so xDD wough OwO usage; uWu but my 
mothew, having power >_> of his testinyess, uWu shaww xDD tuwn >w< aww OwO into my 
UwU commendations. UwU My horse :3 is tied OwO up ^-^ safe. :33 Out, ;;w;; swowd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :3 a 
>_> sowe puwpose! ;;w;; Fowtunye, >w< put them OwO into my hand. :3 This :3 is OwO the vewy 
;;w;; descwiption >_> of theiw meeting-place; ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 fewwow dawes ^.^ nyot 
x3 deceive >_> me. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
^-^ Wawes. Before OwO the ÚwÚ cave >_> of OwO BEWAWIUS 

OwO Entew, ^-^ fwom OwO the ^-^ cave, BELARIUS, >_> GUIDEWIUS, x3 AWVIWAGUS, ÚwÚ and :33 IMOGEN 

x3 BEWAWIUS. uWu [To IMOGEN] You awe ^.^ nyot :33 weww. Wemain here in OwO the >w< cave; 
>w< We'ww come ^-^ to you aftew >_< hunting. 
ARVIRAGUS. uWu [To IMOGEN] xDD Bwothew, stay here. 
uWu Awe ^-^ we ^.^ nyot >_> bwothews? 
^-^ IMOGEN. ^w^ So man ÚwÚ and man shouwd ^w^ be; 
But >w< cway ÚwÚ and >w< cway :3 diffews in dignity, 
uWu Whose ^.^ dust :3 is uWu both alike. I x3 am vewy sick. 
GUIDERIUS. uWu Go you ^-^ to UwU hunting; I'll >_> abide with >_> him. 
^-^ IMOGEN. ^w^ So uWu sick I x3 am ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ yet I x3 am ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww; 
But ^.^ nyot OwO so xDD citizen :3 a >_< wanton as 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to die ewe sick. ^w^ So >w< pwease you, xDD weave me; 
uWu Stick ^-^ to >_> youw >w< jouwnyaw >_> couwse. The :33 bweach >_> of UwU custom 
^-^ Is :33 bweach >_> of all. I x3 am iww, uWu but >_> youw being uWu by me 
Cannyot amend me; ^w^ society :3 is nyo comfort 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ onye ^.^ nyot >w< sociabwe. I x3 am ^.^ nyot vewy >_< sick, 
x3 Since I can reason >_> of it. ;;w;; Pway you xDD twust me here. 
I'll x3 wob UwU nyonye uWu but mysewf; ÚwÚ and let me x3 die, 
^-^ Steawing OwO so poorly. 
GUIDERIUS. I love thee; I ^.^ have xDD spoke it. 
OwO How >w< much OwO the UwU quantity, OwO the OwO weight as >w< much 
UwU As I ^-^ do love my father. 
x3 BEWAWIUS. ^-^ What? ^-^ how? ^-^ how? 
ARVIRAGUS. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be xDD sin ^-^ to uWu say so, ;;w;; siw, I ^.^ yoke me 
UwU In my good >_< bwothew's fault. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot x3 why 
I love :3 this youth, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have heard you uWu say 
Love's weason's ^-^ without reason. The uWu biew at doow, 
And :3 a >_> demand ^-^ who :3 is't uWu shaww x3 die, :3 I'd uWu say 
>w< 'My fathew, ^.^ nyot :3 this x3 youth.' 
x3 BEWAWIUS. ^-^ [Aside] :3 O x3 nyobwe strain! 
:3 O worthiness >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe! breed >_> of greatness! 
UwU Cowawds fathew cowards ÚwÚ and base >w< things ^-^ siwe ;;w;; base. 
:3 Nyatuwe ;;w;; hath >_< meaw ÚwÚ and bwan, >_> contempt ÚwÚ and >_< gwace. 
^-^ I'm ^.^ nyot theiw uWu fathew; ÚwÚ yet ^-^ who :3 this shouwd >w< be 
^-^ Doth >_< miwacwe itself, :33 wov'd before me.- 
^.^ 'Tis OwO the nyinth hour o' th' mown. 
ARVIRAGUS. xDD Bwothew, faweweww. 
^-^ IMOGEN. I ^w^ wish ye sport. 
ARVIRAGUS. Your ^w^ heawth. uWu [To UwU BEWAWIUS] ^w^ So >w< pwease you, sir. 
^-^ IMOGEN. ^-^ [Aside] ^.^ These awe >w< kind >_< cweatuwes. >_< Gods, what :3 wies I ^.^ have 
>_< heawd! 
Our couwtiews uWu say all's savage uWu but at couwt. 
:3 Expewience, :33 O, :3 thou >_< dispwov'st :3 wepowt! 
^-^ Th' imperious :33 seas breed uWu monstews; uWu fow OwO the dish, 
OwO Poow ÚwÚ twibutawy wivews as ^w^ sweet >_< fish. 
I x3 am uWu sick still; UwU heawt-sick. ;;w;; Pisanyio, 
I'll :3 nyow ÚwÚ taste >_> of >w< thy uWu dwug. [Swallows ;;w;; some] 
GUIDERIUS. I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot :33 stiw >_> him. 
ÚwÚ He ^w^ said ^.^ he ÚwÚ was gentle, uWu but >_> unfowtunyate; 
OwO Dishonyestwy UwU affwicted, uWu but ÚwÚ yet :33 honyest. 
ARVIRAGUS. ÚwÚ Thus >_> did ^.^ he ÚwÚ answew me; ÚwÚ yet ^w^ said heweaftew 
I UwU might xDD knyow more. 
x3 BEWAWIUS. ÚwÚ To th' field, ^-^ to th' field! 
>w< We'ww xDD weave you uWu fow :3 this xDD time. uWu Go in ÚwÚ and ^-^ west. 
ARVIRAGUS. >w< We'ww ^.^ nyot >w< be wong >_> away. 
x3 BEWAWIUS. ;;w;; Pway >w< be ^.^ nyot >_< sick, 
>_< Fow you >w< must >w< be ^-^ ouw ^.^ huswife. 
^-^ IMOGEN. Weww, ^w^ ow iww, 
I x3 am bound ^-^ to you. 
x3 BEWAWIUS. And ^-^ shawt >w< be ever. Exit :33 IMOGEN OwO into OwO the ÚwÚ cave 
:3 This youth, :33 howe'ew distress'd, >_> appeaws ^.^ he ;;w;; hath xDD had 
Good ancestows. 
ARVIRAGUS. OwO How angel-like ^.^ he >_> sings! 
GUIDERIUS. But his nyeat xDD cookewy! ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ cut ^-^ ouw woots in OwO chawactews, 
And ^-^ sauc'd ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ bwoths as Juno xDD had >_< been >_< sick, 
And ^.^ he xDD hew OwO dietew. 
ARVIRAGUS. Nobly ^.^ he :3 yokes 
OwO A :33 smiwing with :3 a >w< sigh, as ^-^ if OwO the sigh 
>_> Was UwU that ^.^ it ÚwÚ was uWu fow ^.^ nyot being such :3 a UwU smiwe; 
The >_> smiwe >_> mocking OwO the sigh UwU that ^.^ it would UwU fwy 
From OwO so >_< divinye :3 a :33 tempwe ^-^ to commix 
x3 With x3 winds UwU that :33 saiwows ;;w;; waiw OwO at. 
GUIDERIUS. I ^-^ do ^-^ nyote 
:33 That >w< gwief ÚwÚ and >_> patience, wooted in him ^.^ both, 
>_< Mingwe theiw ^w^ spuws >w< togethew. 
ARVIRAGUS. Gwow >_> patience! 
And let OwO the uWu stinking ^-^ ewdew, gwief, >w< untwinye 
His pewishing >w< woot with OwO the >_< incweasing vine! 
x3 BEWAWIUS. ^w^ It :3 is gweat x3 mownying. ^w^ Come, >w< away! >w< Who's thewe? 

x3 Entew >_> CWOTEN 

CWOTEN. I cannyot find x3 those ^.^ wunyagates; UwU that villain 
;;w;; Hath ÚwÚ mock'd >_> me. I x3 am UwU faint. 
x3 BEWAWIUS. Those wunyagates? 
:3 Means ^.^ he ^.^ nyot >_> us? I pawtwy xDD knyow him; 'tis 
>w< Cwoten, OwO the :3 son o' th' Queen. I ;;w;; feaw >w< some :33 ambush. 
I ^-^ saw him ^.^ nyot ^.^ these many yeaws, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet 
I xDD knyow 'tis ^w^ he. We awe held as outwaws. :33 Hence! 
GUIDERIUS. ÚwÚ He :3 is uWu but UwU onye; you ÚwÚ and my bwothew >_> seawch 
What ^w^ companyies awe >w< nyeaw. ;;w;; Pway you away; 
>_> Wet me :3 awonye with >_> him. >_< Exeunt OwO BEWAWIUS ÚwÚ and ^-^ AWVIWAGUS 
CWOTEN. Soft! What awe you 
:33 That UwU fwy me ^.^ thus? uWu Some villain >_< mountainyeews? 
I ^.^ have heard >_> of xDD such. What ^w^ swave art thou? 
GUIDERIUS. OwO A xDD thing 
Mowe slavish >_> did I :33 nye'ew than answering 
'A swave' ^-^ without :3 a ÚwÚ knyock. 
CWOTEN. Thou art :3 a robber, 
OwO A waw-bweakew, :3 a :3 viwwain. Yield ^.^ thee, >w< thief. 
GUIDERIUS. ÚwÚ To UwU who? ÚwÚ To OwO thee? What art thou? >_< Have ^.^ nyot I 
An arm as xDD big as thinye, :3 a OwO heawt as ^w^ big? 
x3 Thy x3 wowds, I :33 gwant, awe UwU biggew, uWu fow I wear ^.^ nyot 
UwU My dagger in my UwU mouth. Say what :3 thou :33 awt; 
UwU Why I shouwd ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to thee. 
CWOTEN. Thou villain base, 
^w^ Knyow'st me ^.^ nyot uWu by my clothes? 
GUIDERIUS. No, :3 nyow >w< thy taiwow, wascaw, 
OwO Who :3 is >w< thy >_< gwandfathew; ^.^ he :3 made x3 those xDD cwothes, 
>w< Which, as ^.^ it seems, ^-^ make thee. 
CWOTEN. Thou pwecious ÚwÚ vawwet, 
UwU My >_> taiwow :3 made them not. 
GUIDERIUS. ÚwÚ Hence, then, ÚwÚ and :3 thank 
The man UwU that >_> gave them thee. Thou art >w< some OwO foow; 
I x3 am loath ^-^ to beat thee. 
CWOTEN. Thou xDD injuwious xDD thief, 
>w< Heaw uWu but my uWu nyame, ÚwÚ and twembwe. 
GUIDERIUS. What's >w< thy name? 
CWOTEN. >w< Cwoten, :3 thou :3 viwwain. 
GUIDERIUS. >w< Cwoten, :3 thou double viwwain, >w< be >w< thy uWu nyame, 
I cannyot ^.^ twembwe at it. Were ^.^ it x3 toad, ^w^ ow adder, OwO spidew, 
'Twouwd move me OwO soonyew. 
CWOTEN. ÚwÚ To >w< thy further feaw, 
;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ to >w< thy mere ^w^ confusion, :3 thou ^-^ shawt xDD knyow 
I x3 am :3 son ^-^ to th' Queen. 
GUIDERIUS. ^-^ I'm >_< sowwy ÚwÚ fow't; ^.^ nyot seeming 
^w^ So >w< wowthy as >w< thy uWu biwth. 
CWOTEN. Awt ^.^ nyot OwO afeawd? 
GUIDERIUS. Those UwU that I reverence, x3 those I ÚwÚ feaw- OwO the xDD wise: 
^.^ At fools I >w< waugh, ^.^ nyot ;;w;; feaw ^.^ them. 
CWOTEN. ^.^ Die OwO the :33 death. 
When I ^.^ have OwO swain ÚwÚ thee with my pwopew ;;w;; hand, 
I'll follow x3 those UwU that x3 even :3 nyow xDD fwed hence, 
And uWu on OwO the ^w^ gates >_> of Wud's :33 Town xDD set >_> youw xDD heads. 
Yield, wustic mountaineer. ^.^ Exeunt, ÚwÚ fighting 

;;w;; We-entew OwO BEWAWIUS ÚwÚ and ^-^ AWVIWAGUS 

x3 BEWAWIUS. :3 Nyo company's abwoad. 
ARVIRAGUS. None in OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; you >_> did >_> mistake ^w^ him, sure. 
x3 BEWAWIUS. I cannyot UwU teww; wong :3 is ^.^ it >_< since I ^-^ saw ^w^ him, 
But UwU time ;;w;; hath nyothing >_> bwuww'd x3 those >w< winyes >_> of :3 favouw 
^w^ Which then ^.^ he >_< wowe; OwO the snyatches in his OwO voice, 
And ^-^ buwst >_> of >_< speaking, ;;w;; wewe as ^-^ his. I x3 am absowute 
ÚwÚ 'Twas vewy ^w^ Cwoten. 
ARVIRAGUS. UwU In :3 this place ^-^ we weft ^.^ them. 
I ^w^ wish my bwothew ^-^ make good UwU time with ^w^ him, 
You uWu say ^.^ he :3 is OwO so feww. 
x3 BEWAWIUS. >_> Being scarce :3 made uWu up, 
I UwU mean ^-^ to man, ^.^ he xDD had ^.^ nyot appwehension 
Ow roaring ^.^ tewwows; uWu fow x3 defect >_> of ÚwÚ judgment 
^-^ Is ^w^ oft OwO the OwO cease >_> of fear. 

;;w;; We-entew ^w^ GUIDEWIUS with >_< CWOTEN'S head 

But, >_> see, >w< thy brother. 
GUIDERIUS. :3 This Cwoten ÚwÚ was :3 a fool, OwO an uWu empty :3 puwse; 
Thewe ÚwÚ was nyo money >w< in't. :3 Nyot xDD Hewcuwes 
Could ^.^ have ^w^ knyock'd >_< out his brains, uWu fow ^.^ he xDD had ^.^ nyonye; 
>_> Yet I ^.^ nyot UwU doing this, OwO the OwO foow xDD had ÚwÚ bownye 
UwU My head as I ^-^ do ^-^ his. 
x3 BEWAWIUS. What x3 hast :3 thou ;;w;; donye? 
GUIDERIUS. I x3 am pewfect ÚwÚ what: ÚwÚ cut x3 off ^-^ onye xDD Cwoten's uWu head, 
>w< Son ^-^ to OwO the uWu Queen, aftew his >_> own OwO wepowt; 
OwO Who xDD caww'd me >w< twaitow, ^-^ mountainyeew, ÚwÚ and :33 swowe 
x3 With his >_> own >w< singwe hand he'd UwU take OwO us ÚwÚ in, 
>_> Dispwace ^-^ ouw :3 heads whewe- :3 thank OwO the >_> gods!- uWu they >_< gwow, 
And xDD set them uWu on Wud's xDD Town. 
x3 BEWAWIUS. We awe >w< aww undonye. 
GUIDERIUS. ÚwÚ Why, >w< wowthy fathew, what ^.^ have ^-^ we ^-^ to wose 
But UwU that ^.^ he :33 swowe ^-^ to UwU take, ^-^ ouw >w< wives? The OwO waw 
OwO Pwotects ^.^ nyot >_< us; then x3 why shouwd ^-^ we >w< be >w< tendew 
ÚwÚ To let OwO an awwogant piece >_> of ^.^ fwesh ^-^ thweat >w< us, 
;;w;; Pway ;;w;; judge ÚwÚ and executioner >w< aww himself, 
>_< Fow ^-^ we ^-^ do ;;w;; feaw OwO the ÚwÚ waw? What >_> company 
Discover you OwO abwoad? 
x3 BEWAWIUS. :3 Nyo >w< singwe ^w^ souw 
^w^ Can ^-^ we xDD set eye OwO on, uWu but in OwO an xDD safe reason 
ÚwÚ He >w< must ^.^ have >w< some attendants. ^-^ Though his humouw 
>_> Was nyothing uWu but mutation- ^-^ ay, ÚwÚ and UwU that 
From ^-^ onye OwO bad xDD thing ^-^ to wowse- ^.^ nyot frenzy, ^.^ nyot 
>_> Absowute UwU madnyess :33 couwd OwO so :3 faw ^.^ have wav'd, 
ÚwÚ To bwing him here awonye. UwU Awthough UwU pewhaps 
^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be heard at couwt UwU that such as ^-^ we 
>w< Cave ;;w;; hewe, uWu hunt ;;w;; hewe, awe >w< outwaws, ÚwÚ and in UwU time 
May ^-^ make >w< some stronger xDD head- OwO the ;;w;; which ^.^ he xDD heawing, 
UwU As ^.^ it :3 is >_< wike ^w^ him, UwU might >_< bweak >_< out ÚwÚ and uWu sweaw 
^-^ He'd ÚwÚ fetch OwO us in; ÚwÚ yet :3 is't ^.^ nyot pwobabwe 
ÚwÚ To come xDD awonye, ;;w;; eithew ^.^ he OwO so undewtaking 
Ow uWu they OwO so suffering. ;;w;; Then uWu on good gwound ^-^ we feaw, 
>w< If ^-^ we ^-^ do ;;w;; feaw :3 this ÚwÚ body ;;w;; hath :3 a x3 taiw 
Mowe perilous than OwO the head. 
ARVIRAGUS. >_> Wet owdinyance 
Come as OwO the UwU gods foresay it. Howsoe'er, 
UwU My bwothew ;;w;; hath x3 donye :33 weww. 
x3 BEWAWIUS. I xDD had nyo :33 mind 
ÚwÚ To uWu hunt :3 this ÚwÚ day; OwO the :3 boy xDD Fidewe's sicknyess 
OwO Did ^-^ make my uWu way wong fowth. 
GUIDERIUS. x3 With his >_> own ;;w;; swowd, 
^w^ Which ^.^ he >_> did :33 wave x3 against my ÚwÚ thwoat, I ^.^ have ta'en 
His head ^-^ fwom >_> him. I'll thwow't OwO into OwO the creek 
^-^ Behind ^-^ ouw rock, ÚwÚ and let ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ sea 
And tell OwO the fishes :33 he's OwO the Queen's UwU son, ^w^ Cwoten. 
^.^ That's >w< aww I x3 weck. Exit 
x3 BEWAWIUS. I fear'twill >w< be x3 weveng'd. 
Would, Polydore, :3 thou xDD hadst ^.^ nyot >_< donye't! >w< though valour 
:33 Becomes ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww ^w^ enyough. 
ARVIRAGUS. Wouwd I xDD had done't, 
^w^ So OwO the wevenge :3 awonye ;;w;; puwsu'd UwU me! Polydore, 
I love ÚwÚ thee :3 bwothewwy, uWu but >_< envy >w< much 
Thou x3 hast ;;w;; wobb'd me >_> of :3 this :3 deed. I would wevenges, 
:33 That possibwe OwO stwength UwU might :33 meet, would >w< seek OwO us through, 
And >w< put OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >w< answew. 
x3 BEWAWIUS. Weww, 'tis >w< donye. 
>w< We'ww uWu hunt nyo ^-^ mowe UwU to-day, :3 nyow >w< seek uWu fow danger 
:3 Whewe :33 thewe's nyo uWu pwofit. I ÚwÚ pwithee ^-^ to ^-^ ouw wock. 
You ÚwÚ and >_> Fidewe xDD pway OwO the >w< cooks; I'll stay 
;;w;; Tiww ^-^ hasty :33 Powydowe return, ÚwÚ and bwing him 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; dinnyew >_> pwesentwy. 
ARVIRAGUS. OwO Poow uWu sick Fidewe! 
I'll willingly ^-^ to him; ^-^ to >_< gain his >w< cowouw 
:3 I'd let :3 a OwO pawish >_> of such xDD Cwoten's blood, 
And UwU pwaise ^-^ mysewf uWu fow >_> chawity. Exit 
x3 BEWAWIUS. :3 O :3 thou goddess, 
Thou >_< divinye uWu Nyatuwe, :3 thou thyself :3 thou x3 bwazon'st 
UwU In ^.^ these two >_< pwincewy boys! ^.^ They awe as gentwe 
UwU As UwU zephyws xDD bwowing x3 bewow OwO the viowet, 
:3 Nyot ^w^ wagging his ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ head; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet as :3 wough, 
Their :33 woyaw UwU bwood UwU enchaf'd, as OwO the rud'st ^.^ wind 
:33 That uWu by OwO the :3 top doth UwU take OwO the ^.^ mountain pinye 
And ^-^ make him uWu stoop ^-^ to th' ^-^ vawe. ^.^ 'Tis wonder 
:33 That OwO an :33 invisibwe :33 instinct shouwd fwame them 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ woyawty >_< unweawn'd, uWu honyouw untaught, 
Civility ^.^ nyot uWu seen ^-^ fwom xDD othew, valour 
:33 That >_> wiwdwy grows in ;;w;; them, uWu but >w< yiewds :3 a ^.^ cwop 
UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ it xDD had >_< been >_< sow'd. >_> Yet still >w< it's ÚwÚ stwange 
What xDD Cwoten's being here ^-^ to OwO us :33 powtends, 
Ow what his death uWu wiww bwing ÚwÚ us. 

;;w;; We-entew ^w^ GUIDEWIUS 

GUIDERIUS. Where's my xDD bwothew? 
I ^.^ have x3 sent xDD Cwoten's ^w^ cwotpoww ;;w;; down OwO the ÚwÚ stweam, 
UwU In >_< embassy ^-^ to his mother; his body's hostage 
>_< Fow his ^w^ wetuwn. >_< [Sowemn music] 
x3 BEWAWIUS. UwU My ;;w;; ingenyious >w< instwument! 
Hawk, Polydore, ^.^ it sounds. But what >w< occasion 
;;w;; Hath Cadwal :3 nyow ^-^ to ^w^ give ^.^ it ^.^ motion? >_> Hawk! 
GUIDERIUS. ^-^ Is ^.^ he at :3 home? 
x3 BEWAWIUS. ÚwÚ He went x3 hence x3 even OwO nyow. 
GUIDERIUS. What OwO does ^.^ he ÚwÚ mean? x3 Since death >_> of my ^-^ deaw'st mothew 
^w^ It >_> did ^.^ nyot speak >_> befowe. ^-^ Aww sowemn >w< things 
;;w;; Shouwd ÚwÚ answew sowemn ÚwÚ accidents. The matter? 
>_> Twiumphs uWu fow nyothing ÚwÚ and >_> wamenting xDD toys 
^-^ Is ^-^ jowwity uWu fow apes ÚwÚ and >w< gwief uWu fow >_< boys. 
^-^ Is Cadwal >_> mad? 

;;w;; We-entew x3 AWVIWAGUS, with :33 IMOGEN as OwO dead, beawing 
xDD hew in his ÚwÚ awms 

x3 BEWAWIUS. Look, here ^.^ he uWu comes, 
And brings OwO the x3 diwe >w< occasion in his ÚwÚ awms 
x3 Of what ^-^ we blame him for! 
ARVIRAGUS. The biwd :3 is UwU dead 
:33 That ^-^ we ^.^ have :3 made OwO so >w< much x3 on. I xDD had wathew 
>_< Have >w< skipp'd ^-^ fwom UwU sixteen years >_> of :3 age ^-^ to ;;w;; sixty, 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have tuwn'd my >_< weaping UwU time OwO into :3 a uWu cwutch, 
>w< Than ^.^ have uWu seen ÚwÚ this. 
GUIDERIUS. :3 O :33 sweetest, ÚwÚ faiwest xDD wiwy! 
UwU My bwothew weaws ÚwÚ thee ^.^ nyot OwO the ^-^ onye half OwO so ;;w;; weww 
UwU As when :3 thou >_< gwew'st thysewf. 
x3 BEWAWIUS. :3 O >_< mewanchowy! 
OwO Who >w< evew ÚwÚ yet :33 couwd :33 sound >w< thy bottom? find 
The ooze ^-^ to show what >w< coast >w< thy ^.^ swuggish crare 
>_> Might'st easiliest OwO hawbouw OwO in? Thou bwessed :3 thing! 
OwO Juv knows what man :3 thou x3 mightst ^.^ have ^w^ made; uWu but OwO I, 
Thou :33 diedst, :3 a UwU most x3 wawe OwO boy, >_> of mewanchowy. 
OwO How ;;w;; found you OwO him? 
ARVIRAGUS. ÚwÚ Stawk, as you xDD see; 
ÚwÚ Thus smiling, as >w< some UwU fwy xDD had ;;w;; tickwed ÚwÚ swumbew, 
:3 Nyot as >_> death's xDD dawt, being ^.^ waugh'd at; his ^.^ wight ^-^ cheek 
uWu Weposing uWu on :3 a UwU cushion. 
GUIDERIUS. ^-^ Whewe? 
ARVIRAGUS. >w< O' th' OwO fwoow; 
His ÚwÚ awms ;;w;; thus x3 weagu'd. I ^w^ thought ^.^ he slept, ÚwÚ and >w< put 
UwU My cwouted xDD bwogues ^-^ fwom x3 off my OwO feet, uWu whose wudenyess 
Answew'd my ^-^ steps xDD too loud. 
GUIDERIUS. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he uWu but sleeps. 
>w< If ^.^ he >w< be gonye :3 he'ww ^-^ make his grave :3 a ^-^ bed; 
x3 With female fairies uWu wiww his tomb >w< be x3 haunted, 
And worms uWu wiww ^.^ nyot come ^-^ to thee. 
ARVIRAGUS. x3 With ÚwÚ faiwest flowers, 
>w< Whiwst uWu summew ^-^ wasts ÚwÚ and I live ;;w;; hewe, Fidewe, 
I'll OwO sweeten >w< thy >_> sad ^-^ gwave. Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot wack 
The flower that's >_< wike >w< thy ;;w;; face, OwO pawe x3 pwimwose; :3 nyow 
The >_> azuw'd >_< hawe-beww, >_< wike >w< thy :3 veins; no, :3 nyow 
The weaf >_> of UwU egwantinye, xDD whom ^.^ nyot ^-^ to slander, 
Out-sweet'ned ^.^ nyot >w< thy ^.^ bweath. The wuddock ÚwÚ wouwd, 
x3 With chawitabwe ;;w;; biww- :3 O bill, >_> sowe shaming 
Those :33 wich-weft ;;w;; heiws UwU that let theiw fathews lie 
Without :3 a ;;w;; monyument!- bwing ÚwÚ thee >w< aww ^.^ this; 
xDD Yea, ÚwÚ and furr'd moss ÚwÚ besides, when >_> fwow'ws awe x3 nyonye, 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ wintew-gwound >w< thy cowse- 
GUIDERIUS. ÚwÚ Pwithee ^.^ have >_< donye, 
And ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD pway in wench-wike uWu wowds with UwU that 
^w^ Which :3 is OwO so serious. >_> Wet OwO us :33 buwy ^w^ him, 
And ^.^ nyot xDD pwotwact with ^w^ admiwation what 
^-^ Is :3 nyow :3 due UwU debt. ÚwÚ To th' ^-^ gwave. 
ARVIRAGUS. Say, xDD whewe >w< shaww's uWu way OwO him? 
GUIDERIUS. By good ^w^ Euwiphiwe, ^-^ ouw mother. 
ARVIRAGUS. Be't >w< so; 
And let >w< us, Polydore, >w< though :3 nyow ^-^ ouw OwO voices 
>_< Have ^w^ got OwO the xDD mannyish cwack, sing him ^-^ to th' >w< gwound, 
UwU As UwU once ^-^ to ^-^ ouw mother; ;;w;; use >_< wike ^-^ nyote ÚwÚ and x3 wowds, 
ÚwÚ Save UwU that Euwiphiwe >w< must >w< be Fidewe. 
GUIDERIUS. ÚwÚ Cadwaw, 
I cannyot uWu sing. I'll ;;w;; weep, ÚwÚ and >_> wowd ^.^ it with thee; 
>_< Fow :3 nyotes >_> of UwU sowwow >_< out >_> of xDD tunye awe >_< wowse 
>w< Than priests ÚwÚ and fanes UwU that ^-^ wie. 
ARVIRAGUS. >w< We'ww speak it, xDD then. 
x3 BEWAWIUS. Great ^.^ gwiefs, I >_> see, med'cine OwO the ^.^ wess, uWu fow Cwoten 
^-^ Is ^-^ quite ^-^ fowgot. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was :3 a UwU queen's UwU son, boys; 
And >w< though ^.^ he came ^-^ ouw enemy, wemembew 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ paid uWu fow ;;w;; that. ^-^ Though UwU mean ÚwÚ and :3 mighty ^-^ wotting 
Together ^.^ have ^-^ onye xDD dust, ÚwÚ yet reverence- 
:33 That :3 angew >_> of OwO the xDD wowwd- doth ^-^ make >_> distinction 
x3 Of place ^w^ 'tween UwU high ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wow. Our ÚwÚ foe ÚwÚ was ^w^ pwincewy; 
And >w< though you took his xDD wife, as being ^-^ ouw OwO foe, 
>_> Yet :33 buwy him as :3 a pwince. 
GUIDERIUS. ;;w;; Pway you ÚwÚ fetch him hithew. 
Thewsites' ÚwÚ body :3 is as good as Ajax', 
When neither awe >_> awive. 
ARVIRAGUS. >w< If ^w^ you'ww >w< go ÚwÚ fetch ^w^ him, 
>w< We'ww uWu say ^-^ ouw ^.^ song OwO the whiwst. xDD Bwothew, begin. 
Exit OwO BEWAWIUS 
GUIDERIUS. ;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ Cadwaw, ^-^ we >w< must uWu way his head ^-^ to th' East; 
UwU My fathew ;;w;; hath :3 a reason for't. 
ARVIRAGUS. ^.^ 'Tis true. 
GUIDERIUS. Come OwO on, then, ÚwÚ and wemuv >_> him. 
ARVIRAGUS. >_> So. ÚwÚ Begin. 

SONG 

GUIDERIUS. OwO Feaw nyo ^-^ mowe OwO the heat o' th' >_< sun 
Nyow OwO the ^-^ fuwious wintew's wages; 
Thou >w< thy :33 wowwdwy ^w^ task x3 hast >_< donye, 
:3 Home art gone, ÚwÚ and ta'en >w< thy wages. 
OwO Gowden lads ÚwÚ and girls >w< aww xDD must, 
UwU As :3 chimnyey-sweepews, come ^-^ to OwO dust. 

ARVIRAGUS. OwO Feaw nyo ^-^ mowe OwO the :3 fwown o' th' OwO gweat; 
Thou art ÚwÚ past OwO the ;;w;; tywant's stwoke. 
Cawe nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to cwothe ÚwÚ and :33 eat; 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ thee OwO the weed :3 is as OwO the >_> oak. 
The >_< sceptwe, weawnying, physic, >w< must 
^-^ Aww follow :3 this ÚwÚ and come ^-^ to OwO dust. 

GUIDERIUS. OwO Feaw nyo ^-^ mowe OwO the :3 wightnying flash, 
ARVIRAGUS. Nyow th' :3 aww-dweaded >_< thundew-stonye; 
GUIDERIUS. OwO Feaw ^.^ nyot slander, ÚwÚ censuwe wash; 
ARVIRAGUS. Thou x3 hast finish'd ^.^ joy ÚwÚ and xDD moan. 
uWu BOTH. ^-^ Aww lovers young, >w< aww lovers >w< must 
Consign ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and come ^-^ to OwO dust. 

GUIDERIUS. :3 Nyo >_< exowcisew harm thee! 
ARVIRAGUS. Nyow nyo OwO witchcwaft chawm thee! 
GUIDERIUS. ^w^ Ghost xDD unwaid uWu fowbeaw thee! 
ARVIRAGUS. Nyothing i-iww come ;;w;; nyeaw thee! 
uWu BOTH. x3 Quiet ^.^ consummation x3 have, 
And renowned >w< be >w< thy ;;w;; gwave! 

;;w;; We-entew OwO BEWAWIUS with OwO the ÚwÚ body >_> of >_> CWOTEN 

GUIDERIUS. We ^.^ have x3 donye ^-^ ouw :33 obsequies. ^w^ Come, uWu way him down. 
x3 BEWAWIUS. Here's :3 a xDD few ÚwÚ fwowews; uWu but ^-^ 'bout UwU midnyight, more. 
The hewbs UwU that ^.^ have uWu on them x3 cowd OwO dew o' th' night 
uWu Awe xDD stwewings x3 fit'st uWu fow x3 gwaves. :3 Upon theiw >w< faces. 
You ;;w;; wewe as ÚwÚ fwow'ws, :3 nyow withew'd. >_< Even OwO so 
^.^ These UwU hewbwets uWu shaww ;;w;; which ^-^ we x3 upon you stwew. 
Come OwO on, >_> away. Apawt x3 upon ^-^ ouw UwU knyees. 
The gwound UwU that >_> gave them ^.^ fiwst >_> has them again. 
Their ÚwÚ pweasuwes here awe ^.^ past, OwO so :3 is theiw >w< pain. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but :33 IMOGEN 
^-^ IMOGEN. ÚwÚ [Awaking] x3 Yes, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to ;;w;; Miwfowd ^w^ Haven. ^w^ Which :3 is OwO the ^w^ way? 
I :3 thank you. By yond xDD bush? >_> Pway, how :3 faw ^w^ thithew? 
x3 'Ods >_> pittikins! can ^.^ it >w< be OwO six UwU miwe :3 yet? 
I ^.^ have gonye >w< aww ^-^ nyight. OwO Faith, I'll lie ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and ^-^ sweep. 
But, ^.^ soft! nyo ^-^ bedfewwow. :3 O UwU gods ÚwÚ and ^.^ goddesses! 
>_< [Seeing OwO the body] 
^.^ These >_> fwow'ws awe >_< wike OwO the ÚwÚ pweasuwes >_> of OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; 
:3 This bwoody man, OwO the cawe on't. I >w< hope I ^-^ dweam; 
>_< Fow OwO so I ^w^ thought I ÚwÚ was :3 a xDD cave-keepew, 
And cook ^-^ to >w< honyest >_< cweatuwes. But 'tis ^.^ nyot >w< so; 
ÚwÚ 'Twas uWu but :3 a >_< bowt >_> of nothing, shot at nothing, 
^w^ Which OwO the bwain makes >_> of ^w^ fumes. Our vewy eyes 
uWu Awe OwO sometimes, >_< wike ^-^ ouw ;;w;; judgments, blind. Good :33 faith, 
I ^.^ twembwe still with fear; uWu but ^-^ if there >w< be 
>_> Yet weft in >w< heaven as small :3 a >_> dwop >_> of ^-^ pity 
UwU As :3 a wren's eye, >_< feaw'd >_< gods, :3 a part >_> of ^.^ it! 
The x3 dweam's here ^.^ stiww. >_< Even when I :3 wake ^.^ it :3 is 
Without uWu me, as within me; ^.^ nyot OwO imagin'd, felt. 
OwO A headwess man? The garments >_> of UwU Posthumus? 
I xDD knyow OwO the ^-^ shape UwU of's >_> weg; :3 this :3 is his ;;w;; hand, 
His foot Mercurial, his Martial thigh, 
The UwU bwawns >_> of ÚwÚ Hewcuwes; uWu but his xDD Joviaw ;;w;; face- 
Murder in uWu heaven! ^w^ How! ^.^ 'Tis gone. ;;w;; Pisanyio, 
^-^ Aww cuwses uWu madded ^.^ Hecuba >_> gave OwO the Gweeks, 
And >_< minye ^-^ to xDD boot, >w< be dawted uWu on thee! uWu Thou, 
Conspiw'd with UwU that iwweguwous x3 deviw, >w< Cwoten, 
;;w;; Hath here ÚwÚ cut x3 off my :33 wowd. ÚwÚ To wwite ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wead 
Be ^w^ hencefowth treacherous! OwO Damn'd Pisanio 
;;w;; Hath with his forged OwO wettews- :33 damn'd ^.^ Pisanyio- 
From :3 this UwU most bwavest vessel >_> of OwO the x3 wowwd 
Struck OwO the ÚwÚ main-top. :3 O xDD Posthumus! alas, 
:3 Whewe :3 is >w< thy >_< head? Where's ÚwÚ that? ^w^ Ay UwU me! ^w^ whewe's ÚwÚ that? 
Pisanio UwU might ^.^ have xDD kiww'd ÚwÚ thee at OwO the xDD heawt, 
And weft :3 this head x3 on. OwO How shouwd :3 this x3 be? Pisanyio? 
^.^ 'Tis ^.^ he ÚwÚ and :3 Cwoten; ;;w;; mawice ÚwÚ and xDD wucwe in them 
>_< Have >_> waid :3 this >_> woe here. :33 O, 'tis >_> pwegnyant, x3 pwegnyant! 
The ÚwÚ dwug ^.^ he >_> gave uWu me, ;;w;; which ^.^ he ^w^ said ÚwÚ was pwecious 
And cowdiaw ^-^ to uWu me, ^.^ have I ^.^ nyot ;;w;; found ^.^ it 
>_> Muwd'wous ^-^ to th' ^-^ senses? :33 That confiwms ^.^ it UwU home. 
:3 This :3 is Pisanio's deed, ÚwÚ and ^w^ Cwoten. O! 
>w< Give >w< cowouw ^-^ to my OwO pawe ^-^ cheek with >w< thy blood, 
:33 That ^-^ we OwO the xDD howwidew ^-^ may ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to x3 those 
^w^ Which uWu chance ^-^ to find ÚwÚ us. :33 O, my lord, my wowd! 
>_< [Fawws x3 fainting uWu on OwO the body] 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ WUCIUS, ^w^ CAPTAINS, ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU SOOTHSAYEW 

>_< CAPTAIN. ÚwÚ To them OwO the legions uWu gawwison'd in UwU Gawwia, 
:33 Aftew >_> youw wiww, ^.^ have ;;w;; cwoss'd OwO the >_< sea, :33 attending 
You here at ;;w;; Miwfowd Haven; with >_> youw ;;w;; ships, 
^.^ They awe in xDD weadinyess. 
UwU WUCIUS. But what ^-^ fwom Rome? 
>_< CAPTAIN. The Senate ;;w;; hath stirr'd OwO up OwO the confinyews 
And gentlemen >_> of >_< Itawy, UwU most willing spiwits, 
:33 That pwomise x3 nyobwe ^-^ sewvice; ÚwÚ and uWu they come 
^.^ Undew OwO the OwO conduct >_> of bowd Iachimo, 
OwO Siennya's brother. 
UwU WUCIUS. When OwO expect you >w< them? 
>_< CAPTAIN. x3 With OwO the next benefit o' th' wind. 
UwU WUCIUS. :3 This uWu fowwawdnyess 
:3 Makes ^-^ ouw OwO hopes x3 faiw. ^.^ Command ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ pwesent ÚwÚ nyumbews 
Be muster'd; ;;w;; bid OwO the ^.^ captains ÚwÚ wook to't. Nyow, ;;w;; siw, 
What ^.^ have you :33 dweam'd >_> of ^.^ wate >_> of :3 this waw's purpose? 
SOOTHSAYER. ^w^ Wast night OwO the vewy UwU gods show'd me :3 a ^-^ vision- 
I fast ÚwÚ and >_> pway'd uWu fow theiw intelligence- ^.^ thus: 
I ^-^ saw ÚwÚ Juv's bird, OwO the Woman :33 eagwe, >_< wing'd 
From OwO the spongy ^-^ south ^-^ to :3 this part >_> of OwO the UwU west, 
Thewe ^-^ vanyish'd in OwO the ^w^ sunbeams; ;;w;; which :33 powtends, 
>_< Unwess my x3 sins ^w^ abuse my OwO divinyation, 
uWu Success ^-^ to th' Woman ^w^ host. 
UwU WUCIUS. Dream >_< often so, 
And never ^-^ fawse. >_< Soft, UwU ho! what twunk :3 is here 
Without his top? The ruin ^-^ speaks UwU that sometime 
^w^ It ÚwÚ was :3 a >w< wowthy OwO buiwding. :3 How? :3 a :33 page? 
Ow UwU dead ^w^ ow sweeping uWu on OwO him? But OwO dead, OwO wathew; 
>_< Fow ^-^ nyatuwe doth ^w^ abhow ^-^ to ^-^ make his bed 
x3 With OwO the defunct, ^w^ ow ;;w;; sweep x3 upon OwO the UwU dead. 
Let's UwU see OwO the xDD boy's face. 
>_< CAPTAIN. >w< He's alive, my :33 wowd. 
UwU WUCIUS. He'll then uWu instwuct OwO us >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ body. Young one, 
Inform OwO us >_> of >w< thy x3 fowtunyes; uWu fow ^.^ it uWu seems 
^.^ They crave ^-^ to >w< be demanded. OwO Who :3 is :3 this 
Thou ;;w;; mak'st >w< thy bwoody x3 piwwow? Ow ^-^ who ÚwÚ was ^.^ he 
That, otherwise than x3 nyobwe ^-^ nyatuwe :33 did, 
;;w;; Hath alter'd UwU that good pictuwe? What's >w< thy ;;w;; intewest 
UwU In :3 this >_> sad UwU wweck? OwO How xDD came't? OwO Who is't? What art thou? 
^-^ IMOGEN. I x3 am OwO nyothing; ^w^ ow ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, 
Nyothing ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; wewe ^w^ bettew. :3 This ÚwÚ was my :3 mastew, 
OwO A vewy ÚwÚ vawiant x3 Bwiton ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu good, 
:33 That here uWu by ^-^ mountainyeews :3 wies slain. Alas! 
Thewe :3 is nyo ^-^ mowe such >w< mastews. I ^-^ may ÚwÚ wandew 
From ^w^ east ^-^ to occident; x3 cwy >_< out uWu fow ^-^ sewvice; 
>_> Twy many, >w< aww >w< good; sewve xDD twuwy; never 
Find such another mastew. 
UwU WUCIUS. x3 'Wack, good ^.^ youth! 
Thou x3 mov'st nyo less with >w< thy compwainying than 
x3 Thy ^w^ mastew in bleeding. Say his uWu nyame, good >w< fwiend. 
^-^ IMOGEN. Richard xDD du ^w^ Champ. ^-^ [Aside] >w< If I ^-^ do >_< wie, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do 
:3 Nyo harm uWu by it, >w< though OwO the UwU gods OwO heaw, I >w< hope 
>w< They'ww pawdon :3 it.- Say you, sir? 
UwU WUCIUS. x3 Thy name? 
^-^ IMOGEN. Fidewe, sir. 
UwU WUCIUS. Thou OwO dost appwuv thyself OwO the vewy same; 
x3 Thy name ;;w;; weww ^-^ fits >w< thy :33 faith, >w< thy :3 faith >w< thy >w< nyame. 
uWu Wiwt UwU take >w< thy uWu chance with x3 me? I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu say 
Thou ^-^ shawt >w< be OwO so ;;w;; weww master'd; ;;w;; but, >w< be ;;w;; suwe, 
:3 Nyo less :3 bewov'd. The Woman Emperor's :3 wettews, 
xDD Sent uWu by :3 a >_> consuw ^-^ to uWu me, shouwd ^.^ nyot sooner 
>w< Than UwU thinye >_> own wowth :33 pwefew thee. uWu Go with >_> me. 
^-^ IMOGEN. I'll x3 fowwow, sir. But :33 fiwst, ^w^ an't >w< pwease OwO the >_< gods, 
I'll hide my ^w^ mastew ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 fwies, as ^-^ deep 
UwU As ^.^ these UwU poow xDD pickaxes can :3 dig; ÚwÚ and when 
x3 With wiwd wood-weaves ÚwÚ and weeds I UwU ha' ^-^ stwew'd his :33 gwave, 
And uWu on ^.^ it ^w^ said :3 a centuwy >_> of >_> pwayews, 
Such as I ^-^ can, ^w^ twice xDD o'ew, I'll weep ÚwÚ and sigh; 
And ^w^ weaving OwO so his UwU sewvice, follow you, 
^w^ So >w< pwease you UwU entewtain >_> me. 
UwU WUCIUS. >w< Ay, good youth; 
And wathew fathew ÚwÚ thee than ^w^ mastew thee. 
UwU My fwiends, 
The :3 boy ;;w;; hath ^w^ taught OwO us >_< manwy >_> duties; let OwO us 
Find >_< out OwO the pwettiest :3 daisied plot ^-^ we ^-^ can, 
And ^-^ make him with ^-^ ouw uWu pikes ÚwÚ and OwO pawtisans 
OwO A ^-^ gwave. ^w^ Come, arm >_> him. UwU Boy, ^.^ he :3 is ^w^ pwefeww'd 
By ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >_< us; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< be interr'd 
UwU As xDD sowdiews ^.^ can. Be cheerful; wipe UwU thinye OwO eyes. 
uWu Some ^.^ fawws awe :3 means OwO the happier ^-^ to arise. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
x3 Bwitain. :3 CYMBEWINyE'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew x3 CYMBEWINyE, LORDS, PISANIO, ÚwÚ and attendants 

xDD CYMBEWINyE. ;;w;; Again! ÚwÚ and bwing me >_> wowd how 'tis with :3 hew. 
Exit OwO an :33 attendant 
OwO A fever with OwO the absence >_> of xDD hew :3 son; 
OwO A UwU madnyess, >_> of ;;w;; which xDD hew :3 wife's in >_> dangew. Heavens, 
OwO How >_< deepwy you at UwU once ^-^ do ^.^ touch UwU me! :33 Imogen, 
The gweat part >_> of my UwU comfowt, gone; my queen 
:3 Upon :3 a desperate :33 bed, ÚwÚ and in :3 a UwU time 
When xDD feawfuw wars point at me; xDD hew :3 son gone, 
^w^ So :3 nyeedfuw uWu fow :3 this pwesent. ^w^ It strikes me ÚwÚ past 
The >w< hope >_> of uWu comfowt. But uWu fow ^.^ thee, fewwow, 
OwO Who ^.^ nyeeds >w< must xDD knyow >_> of xDD hew ^.^ depawtuwe ÚwÚ and 
Dost ÚwÚ seem OwO so ignyowant, ^w^ we'ww enforce ^.^ it ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee 
By :3 a shawp uWu towtuwe. 
PISANIO. >_> Siw, my life :3 is yours; 
I humbly xDD set ^.^ it at >_> youw wiww; uWu but uWu fow my mistress, 
I nyothing xDD knyow xDD whewe ^.^ she remains, x3 why gone, 
Nyow when ^.^ she >w< puwposes ^w^ wetuwn. ^-^ Beseech >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, 
Hold me >_> youw :33 woyaw sewvant. 
LORD. Good my UwU wiege, 
The :3 day UwU that ^.^ she ÚwÚ was >_> missing ^.^ he ÚwÚ was here. 
I dare >w< be bound :33 he's OwO twue ÚwÚ and uWu shaww OwO pewfowm 
^-^ Aww pawts >_> of his subjection loyally. >_< Fow >w< Cwoten, 
Thewe ÚwÚ wants nyo diligence in >w< seeking ^w^ him, 
And uWu wiww nyo x3 doubt >w< be ÚwÚ found. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. The UwU time :3 is x3 twoubwesome. 
uWu [To PISANIO] >w< We'ww :33 swip you uWu fow :3 a xDD season; uWu but ^-^ ouw jealousy 
uWu Does ÚwÚ yet ^-^ depend. 
LORD. ^w^ So >w< pwease >_> youw uWu Majesty, 
The Woman uWu wegions, >w< aww ^-^ fwom x3 Gawwia ÚwÚ dwawn, 
uWu Awe ^w^ wanded uWu on >_> youw :33 coast, with :3 a :3 suppwy 
x3 Of Woman gentlemen uWu by OwO the Senate ^-^ sent. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. Nyow uWu fow OwO the counsew >_> of my :3 son ÚwÚ and queen! 
I x3 am >w< amaz'd with OwO mattew. 
LORD. Good my UwU wiege, 
Your pwepawation can >w< affwont nyo less 
>w< Than what you hear >_> of. Come :3 mowe, uWu fow ^-^ mowe >w< you'we weady. 
The UwU want :3 is uWu but ^-^ to >w< put x3 those pow'rs in motion 
:33 That wong ^-^ to muv. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. I :3 thank you. Let's >_< withdwaw, 
And ^.^ meet OwO the UwU time as ^.^ it UwU seeks ÚwÚ us. We ;;w;; feaw ^.^ nyot 
What can ^-^ fwom ^-^ Itawy uWu annyoy >_< us; uWu but 
We >w< gwieve at >_< chances here. xDD Away! >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but OwO PISANyIO 
PISANIO. I heard nyo letter ^-^ fwom my ^w^ mastew >_< since 
I ^w^ wwote him >_< Imogen ÚwÚ was slain. ^.^ 'Tis :33 stwange. 
Nyow hear I ^-^ fwom my mistress, ^-^ who >_> did pwomise 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ yiewd me >_< often OwO tidings. ÚwÚ Nyeithew xDD knyow 
What :3 is >w< betid ^-^ to >w< Cwoten, uWu but >_< wemain 
^-^ Pewpwex'd in all. The uWu heavens still >w< must OwO wowk. 
OwO Whewein I x3 am false I x3 am ^-^ honyest; ^.^ nyot true, ^-^ to >w< be true. 
^.^ These ÚwÚ pwesent wars uWu shaww find I love my xDD countwy, 
>_< Even ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ nyote o' th' ;;w;; King, ^w^ ow I'll ^-^ faww in ^.^ them. 
^-^ Aww uWu othew doubts, uWu by UwU time let them >w< be ;;w;; cweaw'd: 
>_> Fowtunye brings in >w< some ^w^ boats UwU that awe ^.^ nyot steer'd. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
^-^ Wawes. Before OwO the ÚwÚ cave >_> of OwO BEWAWIUS 

x3 Entew BELARIUS, >_> GUIDEWIUS, ÚwÚ and ^-^ AWVIWAGUS 

GUIDERIUS. The ^w^ nyoise :3 is x3 wound about ÚwÚ us. 
x3 BEWAWIUS. >_> Wet OwO us ^-^ fwom it. 
ARVIRAGUS. What pweasuwe, ;;w;; siw, find ^-^ we in xDD wife, ^-^ to ^-^ wock ^.^ it 
From >w< action ÚwÚ and adventuwe? 
GUIDERIUS. ;;w;; Nyay, what >w< hope 
>_< Have ^-^ we in UwU hiding >_> us? :3 This uWu way OwO the Womans 
Must ^w^ ow uWu fow ^.^ Bwitons ^.^ sway >w< us, ^w^ ow weceive OwO us 
>_< Fow ^.^ bawbawous ÚwÚ and uWu unnyatuwaw >_< wevowts 
^-^ Duwing theiw use, ÚwÚ and ^.^ sway OwO us >w< aftew. 
x3 BEWAWIUS. Sons, 
>w< We'ww highew ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ mountains; there secure ÚwÚ us. 
ÚwÚ To OwO the King's party :33 thewe's nyo ^w^ going. Nyewnyess 
x3 Of xDD Cwoten's >_> death- ^-^ we being ^.^ nyot ;;w;; knyown, ^.^ nyot muster'd 
x3 Among OwO the :33 bands-may ÚwÚ dwive OwO us ^-^ to :3 a render 
:3 Whewe ^-^ we ^.^ have liv'd, ÚwÚ and OwO so uWu extowt :3 fwom's UwU that 
^w^ Which ^-^ we ^.^ have >_< donye, uWu whose ÚwÚ answew would >w< be >_< death, 
^w^ Dwawn uWu on with uWu towtuwe. 
GUIDERIUS. :3 This ;;w;; is, ;;w;; siw, :3 a x3 doubt 
UwU In such :3 a UwU time nyothing becoming you 
Nyow >_> satisfying ÚwÚ us. 
ARVIRAGUS. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 wikewy 
:33 That when uWu they hear OwO the Woman howses UwU nyeigh, 
ÚwÚ Behowd theiw :3 quawtew'd xDD fiwes, ^.^ have uWu both theiw eyes 
And ears OwO so :33 cwoy'd impowtantwy as nyow, 
:33 That uWu they uWu wiww ^.^ waste theiw UwU time x3 upon ^-^ ouw nyote, 
ÚwÚ To xDD knyow ^-^ fwom :3 whence ^-^ we >_> awe. 
x3 BEWAWIUS. :33 O, I x3 am OwO knyown 
x3 Of many in OwO the >_> awmy. >_> Many yeaws, 
^-^ Though Cwoten then uWu but young, you >_> see, ^.^ nyot :33 wowe him 
From my remembrance. And, ÚwÚ besides, OwO the UwU King 
;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot deserv'd my service :3 nyow >_> youw >_> wuvs, 
OwO Who find in my exiwe OwO the UwU want >_> of breeding, 
The ;;w;; cewtainty >_> of :3 this ^-^ hawd life; :3 aye uWu hopewess 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have OwO the couwtesy >_> youw cradle ^-^ pwomis'd, 
But ^-^ to >w< be still ^.^ hot ÚwÚ summew's tanlings ÚwÚ and 
The xDD shwinking slaves >_> of winter. 
GUIDERIUS. >w< Than >w< be so, 
>_< Bettew ^-^ to OwO cease ^-^ to UwU be. >_> Pway, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to th' >_> awmy. 
I ÚwÚ and my bwothew awe ^.^ nyot >_> knyown; yourself 
^w^ So >_< out >_> of thought, ÚwÚ and theweto OwO so o'ewgwown, 
Cannyot >w< be >w< questionyed. 
ARVIRAGUS. By :3 this >_< sun UwU that :33 shinyes, 
I'll thithew. What xDD thing :3 is't UwU that I never 
OwO Did UwU see man >_< die! scarce >w< evew ^.^ wook'd uWu on UwU bwood 
But UwU that >_> of cowawd hawes, ^.^ hot goats, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ venyison! 
uWu Nyevew bestrid :3 a OwO howse, :33 save ^-^ onye UwU that xDD had 
OwO A >_< widew >_< wike ÚwÚ mysewf, ^-^ who :33 nye'ew :33 wowe rowel 
Nyow iwon uWu on his heel! I x3 am asham'd 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wook x3 upon OwO the holy >_> sun, ^-^ to ^.^ have 
The benefit >_> of his bwest UwU beams, remaining 
^w^ So wong :3 a UwU poow unknyown. 
GUIDERIUS. By uWu heavens, I'll go! 
>w< If you uWu wiww bless uWu me, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give me leave, 
I'll UwU take OwO the better care; uWu but ^-^ if you uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, 
The ;;w;; hazawd OwO thewefowe :3 due ^-^ faww uWu on me uWu by 
The ^.^ hands >_> of Romans! 
ARVIRAGUS. ^w^ So uWu say :3 I. UwU Amen. 
x3 BEWAWIUS. :3 Nyo reason OwO I, >_< since >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; wives you xDD set 
^w^ So ^w^ swight :3 a >_> vawuation, shouwd ;;w;; wesewve 
UwU My cwack'd ^-^ onye ^-^ to ^-^ mowe cawe. >_< Have with you, boys! 
>w< If in >_> youw ;;w;; countwy wars you uWu chance ^-^ to x3 die, 
:33 That :3 is my bed UwU too, xDD wads, ÚwÚ and there I'll ^-^ wie. 
Wead, :33 wead. ^-^ [Aside] The UwU time uWu seems xDD wong; theiw UwU bwood OwO thinks :33 scown 
;;w;; Tiww ^.^ it UwU fwy >_< out ÚwÚ and show them princes uWu bown. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
x3 Bwitain. The Woman ^-^ camp 

x3 Entew ^.^ POSTHUMUS xDD awonye, with :3 a bwoody handkerchief 

uWu POSTHUMUS. xDD Yea, bwoody ^w^ cwoth, I'll ^-^ keep thee; uWu fow I :33 wish'd 
Thou shouldst >w< be colour'd OwO thus. You married onyes, 
>w< If OwO each >_> of you shouwd UwU take :3 this ^.^ couwse, how many 
Must murder ;;w;; wives >w< much better than themsewves 
>_< Fow wwying uWu but :3 a little! :3 O x3 Pisanyio! 
uWu Evewy good ^-^ sewvant OwO does ^.^ nyot >w< aww >_> commands; 
:3 Nyo bond uWu but ^-^ to ^-^ do ^.^ just ones. OwO Gods! ^-^ if you 
;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ have ta'en ;;w;; vengeance uWu on my fauwts, I never 
Had uWu wiv'd ^-^ to >w< put uWu on ^.^ this; OwO so xDD had you :33 saved 
The x3 nyobwe >_< Imogen ^-^ to repent, ÚwÚ and struck 
:33 Me, ÚwÚ wwetch ^-^ mowe wowth >_> youw vengeance. But :33 awack, 
You >w< snyatch >w< some x3 hence uWu fow wittwe faults; that's love, 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have them ^-^ faww nyo more. You >w< some >w< pewmit 
ÚwÚ To uWu second >w< iwws with iwws, OwO each ÚwÚ ewdew ^.^ wowse, 
And ^-^ make them ;;w;; dwead it, ^-^ to OwO the doew's x3 thwift. 
But >_< Imogen :3 is >_> youw >w< own. Do >_> youw :33 best wills, 
And ^-^ make me bwest ^-^ to ;;w;; obey. I x3 am ^w^ bwought UwU hithew 
x3 Among th' >w< Itawian gentwy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to fight 
uWu Against my lady's ^.^ kingdom. ^.^ 'Tis enough 
That, ^w^ Bwitain, I ^.^ have xDD kiww'd >w< thy UwU mistwess; :3 peace! 
I'll ^w^ give nyo x3 wound ^-^ to thee. :33 Thewefowe, good uWu heavens, 
>w< Heaw ^-^ patientwy my uWu puwpose. I'll diswobe me 
x3 Of ^.^ these >w< Itawian xDD weeds, ÚwÚ and suit ^-^ mysewf 
UwU As OwO does :3 a Britain ^-^ peasant. ^w^ So I'll fight 
uWu Against OwO the part I come with; OwO so I'll die 
>_< Fow ^.^ thee, :3 O :33 Imogen, x3 even uWu fow xDD whom my life 
^-^ Is every >_> bweath :3 a :33 death. And ;;w;; thus :33 unknyown, 
Pitied :3 nyow xDD hated, ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; face >_> of peril 
Myself I'll dedicate. >_> Wet me ^-^ make x3 men xDD knyow 
Mowe valour in me than my ^-^ habits show. 
>_< Gods, >w< put OwO the OwO stwength o' th' Weonyati in UwU me! 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ shame OwO the guise o' th' UwU wowwd, I uWu wiww begin 
The :3 fashion- less ^-^ without ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe within. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
x3 Bwitain. OwO A field >_> of ^-^ battwe :3 between OwO the ÚwÚ Bwitish ÚwÚ and Woman xDD camps 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ WUCIUS, >_< IACHIMO, ÚwÚ and OwO the Woman ;;w;; awmy at ^-^ onye doow, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ Bwitish ;;w;; awmy 
at another, OwO WEONyATUS ^.^ POSTHUMUS following >_< wike :3 a UwU poow sowdiew. 
^.^ They mawch xDD uvw ÚwÚ and >w< go >_< out. Awawums. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ entew uWu again, in x3 skiwmish, 
uWu IACHIMO ÚwÚ and uWu POSTHUMUS. ÚwÚ He ^.^ vanquisheth ÚwÚ and disawmeth >_< IACHIMO, 
ÚwÚ and then leaves him 

^-^ IACHIMO. The heavinyess ÚwÚ and UwU guiwt within my uWu bosom 
Takes x3 off my manhood. I ^.^ have belied :3 a >w< wady, 
The ^w^ Pwincess >_> of :3 this xDD countwy, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ aiw ^-^ on't 
Wevengingwy enfeebles me; ^w^ ow :33 couwd :3 this ^-^ caww, 
OwO A vewy dwudge >_> of UwU nyatuwe's, ^.^ have subdu'd me 
UwU In my profession? ÚwÚ Knyighthoods ÚwÚ and honours ÚwÚ bownye 
UwU As I wear >_< minye awe titwes uWu but >_> of scorn. 
>w< If UwU that >w< thy gentwy, ^w^ Bwitain, >w< go before 
:3 This >_< wout as ^.^ he exceeds ^-^ ouw x3 wowds, OwO the >_> odds 
^-^ Is UwU that ^-^ we scarce awe ^-^ men, ÚwÚ and you awe xDD gods. Exit 

The ^-^ battwe continues; OwO the ^w^ BWITONS ^w^ fwy; >_< CYMBEWINyE :3 is taken. 
;;w;; Then ÚwÚ entew ^-^ to his rescue BELARIUS, >_> GUIDEWIUS, ÚwÚ and ^-^ AWVIWAGUS 

x3 BEWAWIUS. ÚwÚ Stand, ^w^ stand! We ^.^ have th' ^w^ advantage >_> of OwO the ground; 
The wanye :3 is ÚwÚ guawded; nyothing ^-^ wouts OwO us uWu but 
The viwwainy >_> of ^-^ ouw UwU feaws. 
^w^ GUIDEWIUS ÚwÚ and ARVIRAGUS. ÚwÚ Stand, ^.^ stand, ÚwÚ and fight! 

;;w;; We-entew ^-^ POSTHUMUS, ÚwÚ and uWu seconds OwO the Bwitons; uWu they rescue 
x3 CYMBEWINyE, ÚwÚ and >w< exeunt. ;;w;; Then re-enter >w< WUCIUS ÚwÚ and >_< IACHIMO, 
with :33 IMOGEN 

UwU WUCIUS. Away, OwO boy, ^-^ fwom OwO the troops, ÚwÚ and :33 save thysewf; 
>_< Fow fwiends :33 kiww fwiends, ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 disowdew's such 
UwU As OwO waw ;;w;; wewe ^-^ hoodwink'd. 
^-^ IACHIMO. ^.^ 'Tis theiw ^.^ fwesh x3 suppwies. 
UwU WUCIUS. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a :3 day tuwn'd ^-^ stwangewy. Ow uWu betimes 
Let's ;;w;; weinfowce ^w^ ow uWu fwy. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the field 

x3 Entew ^.^ POSTHUMUS ÚwÚ and :3 a Britain LORD 

LORD. >_< Cam'st :3 thou ^-^ fwom xDD whewe uWu they :3 made OwO the ÚwÚ stand? 
uWu POSTHUMUS. I OwO did: 
^-^ Though you, ^.^ it seems, come ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 fwiews. 
LORD. I ÚwÚ did. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. :3 Nyo blame >w< be ^-^ to you, ;;w;; siw, uWu fow >w< aww ÚwÚ was lost, 
But UwU that OwO the uWu heavens x3 fought. The UwU King ^-^ himsewf 
x3 Of his x3 wings ;;w;; destitute, OwO the ;;w;; awmy broken, 
And uWu but OwO the uWu backs >_> of ^.^ Bwitons ^.^ seen, OwO an flying, 
^.^ Thwough :3 a OwO stwait UwU wanye- OwO the enemy, full-hearted, 
;;w;; Wowwing OwO the :33 tongue with slaught'ring, having wowk 
Mowe plentiful than tools ^-^ to UwU do't, struck ;;w;; down 
uWu Some mortally, >w< some slightly >w< touch'd, >w< some fawwing 
>_< Mewewy OwO thwough feaw, UwU that OwO the OwO stwait xDD pass ÚwÚ was >_< damm'd 
x3 With UwU dead x3 men hurt ^.^ behind, ÚwÚ and cowards :3 wiving 
ÚwÚ To die with ÚwÚ wength'nyed >w< shame. 
LORD. :3 Whewe ÚwÚ was :3 this wanye? 
uWu POSTHUMUS. Close uWu by OwO the battwe, ditch'd, ÚwÚ and x3 waww'd with x3 tuwf, 
^w^ Which >_> gave ^w^ advantage ^-^ to OwO an ÚwÚ ancient >w< sowdiew- 
An >w< honyest one, I x3 wawwant, ^-^ who deserv'd 
^w^ So wong :3 a breeding as his >_> white beard came ^.^ to, 
UwU In UwU doing :3 this UwU fow's countwy. UwU Athwawt OwO the wanye 
>_< He, with two stwipwings- lads ^-^ mowe >_< wike ^-^ to run 
The ;;w;; countwy base than ^-^ to commit such swaughtew; 
x3 With faces x3 fit uWu fow masks, ^w^ ow wathew ^-^ faiwew 
>w< Than x3 those uWu fow x3 pwesewvation cas'd ^w^ ow shame- 
^w^ Made good OwO the >w< passage, :3 cwied ^-^ to x3 those UwU that xDD fwed 
ÚwÚ 'Ouw uWu Bwitain's OwO hawts die flying, ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw ^-^ men. 
ÚwÚ To :3 dawknyess fleet souws UwU that UwU fwy ^-^ backwawds! OwO Stand; 
Ow ^-^ we awe Womans ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^w^ give you UwU that, 
;;w;; Wike ;;w;; beasts, ;;w;; which you :3 shun uWu beastwy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ may :33 save 
But ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook xDD back in frown. ÚwÚ Stand, stand!' ^.^ These ^w^ thwee, 
>_< Thwee ^w^ thousand ÚwÚ confident, in ^.^ act as xDD many- 
>_< Fow three x3 pewfowmews awe OwO the file when >w< aww 
The west ^-^ do >_< nyothing- with :3 this >_> wowd ;;w;; 'Stand, stand!' 
Accommodated uWu by OwO the place, ^-^ mowe :3 chawming 
x3 With theiw >_> own :33 nyobwenyess, ;;w;; which :33 couwd ^.^ have tuwn'd 
OwO A ^-^ distaff ^-^ to :3 a lance, x3 giwded OwO pawe >w< wooks, 
Part shame, part spirit :3 wenyew'd; UwU that >w< some tuwn'd cowawd 
But uWu by ^.^ exampwe- :33 O, :3 a xDD sin in OwO waw 
OwO Damn'd in OwO the ^.^ fiwst ^.^ beginnyews!- gan ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook 
The uWu way UwU that uWu they >_> did ÚwÚ and ^-^ to grin >_< wike ^.^ wions 
:3 Upon OwO the uWu pikes o' th' ^.^ huntews. ;;w;; Then >_< began 
OwO A xDD stop >w< i' th' xDD chasew, :3 a wetiwe; anon 
OwO A wout, x3 confusion thick. xDD Fowthwith uWu they fly, 
Chickens, OwO the uWu way ;;w;; which uWu they stoop'd eagles; ;;w;; swaves, 
The :33 stwides uWu they >_< victows ^w^ made; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow ^-^ ouw cowards, 
;;w;; Wike fragments in ^-^ hawd >_< voyages, became 
The life o' th' need. Having ;;w;; found OwO the ^.^ back-doow open 
x3 Of OwO the unguarded hearts, uWu heavens, how uWu they wound! 
uWu Some OwO swain OwO befowe, >w< some >_< dying, >w< some theiw fwiends 
O'ewbownye >w< i' th' fowmew OwO wave. xDD Ten chas'd uWu by ^-^ onye 
uWu Awe :3 nyow OwO each ^-^ onye OwO the slaughterman >_> of uWu twenty. 
Those UwU that would die ^w^ ow ewe resist awe UwU gwown 
The x3 mowtaw ^.^ bugs o' th' fiewd. 
LORD. :3 This ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ stwange >_> chance: 
OwO A narrow x3 wanye, OwO an ^.^ owd man, ÚwÚ and two >_< boys. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot wonder at xDD it; you awe :3 made 
>_< Wathew ^-^ to wonder at OwO the >w< things you hear 
>w< Than ^-^ to wowk any. uWu Wiww you x3 whyme xDD upon't, 
And :33 vent ^.^ it uWu fow :3 a OwO mock'wy? ;;w;; Hewe :3 is >_< onye: 
'Two uWu boys, OwO an ^.^ owd man :3 (twice :3 a uWu boy), :3 a x3 wanye, 
Preserv'd OwO the Bwitons, ÚwÚ was OwO the Womans' bane.' 
LORD. ;;w;; Nyay, >w< be ^.^ nyot :33 angwy, sir. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. x3 'Wack, ^-^ to what :33 end? 
OwO Who dawes ^.^ nyot ^.^ stand his ÚwÚ foe I'll >w< be his :3 fwiend; 
>_< Fow ^-^ if :3 he'ww ^-^ do as ^.^ he :3 is :3 made ^-^ to uWu do, 
I xDD knyow :3 he'ww >_> quickwy UwU fwy my friendship ^w^ too. 
You ^.^ have >w< put me OwO into ;;w;; whyme. 
LORD. Farewell; >w< you'we xDD angwy. Exit 
uWu POSTHUMUS. OwO Stiww going? :3 This :3 is :3 a wowd! :3 O x3 nyobwe misery, 
ÚwÚ To >w< be >w< i' th' field ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ ask ;;w;; 'What news?' >_> of UwU me! 
uWu To-day how many would ^.^ have >w< given theiw honours 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have OwO sav'd theiw carcasses! took >_< heew ^-^ to UwU do't, 
And ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; died OwO too! OwO I, in >_< minye >_> own >_> woe chawm'd, 
Could ^.^ nyot find death xDD whewe I >_> did hear him groan, 
Nyow ;;w;; feew him xDD whewe ^.^ he struck. >_> Being OwO an >w< ugwy ;;w;; monstew, 
^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ stwange ^.^ he hides him in ^.^ fwesh >_< cups, ^.^ soft beds, 
^.^ Sweet :33 wowds; ^w^ ow ;;w;; hath uWu moe ^.^ minyistews than ^-^ we 
:33 That dwaw his :33 knyives >w< i' th' waw. Weww, I uWu wiww find him; 
>_< Fow being :3 nyow :3 a OwO favouwew ^-^ to OwO the Briton, 
:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe :3 a Briton, I ^.^ have >_> wesum'd UwU again 
The part I came in. OwO Fight I uWu wiww nyo :3 mowe, 
But ÚwÚ yiewd me ^-^ to OwO the vewiest hind UwU that uWu shaww 
>w< Once ^.^ touch my shouwdew. Great OwO the slaughter :3 is 
;;w;; Hewe :3 made uWu by th' Roman; gweat OwO the ÚwÚ answew >w< be 
^.^ Bwitons >w< must take. >_< Fow uWu me, my wansom's ^w^ death; 
uWu On ;;w;; eithew >_> side I come ^-^ to uWu spend my breath, 
^w^ Which neither here I'll ^-^ keep :3 nyow bear uWu again, 
But ^-^ end ^.^ it uWu by >w< some :3 means uWu fow ÚwÚ Imogen. 

x3 Entew two >_< BWITISH CAPTAINS ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews 

OwO FIWST >_< CAPTAIN. Great Jupiter >w< be prais'd! Wucius :3 is taken. 
^.^ 'Tis ^w^ thought OwO the ^.^ owd man ÚwÚ and his >_< sons ;;w;; wewe uWu angews. 
x3 SECOND >_< CAPTAIN. Thewe ÚwÚ was :3 a >w< fouwth man, in :3 a ÚwÚ siwwy habit, 
:33 That >_> gave th' >w< affwont with ^.^ them. 
OwO FIWST >_< CAPTAIN. ^w^ So 'tis reported; 
But UwU nyonye >_> of >w< 'em can >w< be ÚwÚ found. ;;w;; Stand! :33 who's thewe? 
uWu POSTHUMUS. OwO A :3 Woman, 
OwO Who xDD had ^.^ nyot :3 nyow >_< been ;;w;; dwooping here ^-^ if uWu seconds 
Had xDD answew'd >_> him. 
x3 SECOND >_< CAPTAIN. >w< Way ^.^ hands uWu on him; :3 a xDD dog! 
OwO A ^w^ weg >_> of >_> Wome uWu shaww ^.^ nyot xDD wetuwn ^-^ to tell 
What cwows ^.^ have >_> peck'd them here. ÚwÚ He >_> bwags his UwU sewvice, 
UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe >_> of >_< nyote. >_< Bwing him ^-^ to th' King. 

x3 Entew x3 CYMBEWINyE, BELARIUS, >_> GUIDEWIUS, x3 AWVIWAGUS, PISANIO, ÚwÚ and Woman 
^-^ captives. The CAPTAINS ÚwÚ pwesent ^.^ POSTHUMUS ^-^ to x3 CYMBEWINyE, ^-^ who delivers 
him xDD uvw ^-^ to :3 a gaoler. >_< Exeunt xDD omnyes 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
x3 Bwitain. OwO A pwison 

x3 Entew ^.^ POSTHUMUS ÚwÚ and two GAOLERS 

OwO FIWST GAOWEW. You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :3 nyow >w< be stol'n, you ^.^ have wocks x3 upon OwO you; 
^w^ So graze as you find xDD pastuwe. 
x3 SECOND GAOWEW. >w< Ay, ^w^ ow :3 a :3 stomach. >_< Exeunt GAOLERS 
uWu POSTHUMUS. uWu Most welcome, bondage! uWu fow :3 thou art :3 a >_< way, 
I xDD think, ^-^ to :33 wibewty. >_> Yet x3 am I better 
>w< Than ^-^ onye that's uWu sick o' th' :3 gout, >_< since ^.^ he xDD had wathew 
uWu Gwoan OwO so in >_< pewpetuity than >w< be x3 cuw'd 
By th' ^w^ suwe physician >_< death, ^-^ who :3 is OwO the ;;w;; key 
^.^ T' x3 unbaw ^.^ these ÚwÚ wocks. UwU My ^.^ conscience, :3 thou art fettew'd 
Mowe than my x3 shanks ÚwÚ and wwists; you good >_< gods, ^w^ give me 
The penitent ^.^ instwument ^-^ to OwO pick UwU that bowt, 
>_> Then, free uWu fow ^-^ evew! :3 Is't enough I x3 am sowwy? 
^w^ So chiwdwen :3 tempowaw fathews ^-^ do ÚwÚ appease; 
x3 Gods awe ^-^ mowe :33 fuww >_> of uWu mewcy. Must I repent, 
I cannyot ^-^ do ^.^ it better than in gyves, 
Desir'd ^-^ mowe than constwain'd. ÚwÚ To OwO satisfy, 
>w< If >_> of my freedom 'tis OwO the x3 main UwU pawt, UwU take 
:3 Nyo stricter render >_> of me than my all. 
I xDD knyow you awe ^-^ mowe OwO cwement than :3 viwe ^-^ men, 
OwO Who >_> of theiw ^w^ bwoken debtors UwU take :3 a third, 
OwO A :3 sixth, :3 a >_> tenth, >_> wetting them thrive UwU again 
uWu On theiw ^-^ abatement; that's ^.^ nyot my desire. 
>_< Fow ^.^ Imogen's dear life UwU take mine; ÚwÚ and >w< though 
^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO so ^.^ deaw, ÚwÚ yet 'tis :3 a life; you ^-^ coin'd it. 
>_< 'Tween man ÚwÚ and man uWu they ^.^ weigh ^.^ nyot every ^w^ stamp; 
^-^ Though >_< wight, UwU take ;;w;; pieces uWu fow OwO the figure's OwO sake; 
You wathew ÚwÚ minye, being ^w^ youws. And so, gweat pow'rs, 
>w< If you uWu wiww UwU take :3 this audit, UwU take :3 this xDD wife, 
And xDD cancew ^.^ these x3 cowd ^w^ bonds. :3 O :33 Imogen! 
I'll speak ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee in silence. ^w^ [Sweeps] 

>_< Sowemn UwU music. OwO Entew, as in OwO an OwO appawition, >_< SICIWIUS 
^-^ WEONyATUS, fathew ^-^ to ^-^ POSTHUMUS, OwO an ^.^ owd man ^-^ attiwed 
>_< wike :3 a wawwiow; leading in his hand OwO an ÚwÚ ancient 
>_> matwon, his WIFE, ÚwÚ and mothew ^-^ to ^-^ POSTHUMUS, with 
music before ^.^ them. >_> Then, aftew uWu othew OwO music, UwU fowwows 
OwO the two x3 young WEONyATI, bwothews ^-^ to ^-^ POSTHUMUS, 
with uWu wounds, as uWu they ;;w;; died in OwO the ;;w;; waws. 
^.^ They ciwcwe ^.^ POSTHUMUS x3 wound as ^.^ he :3 wies sweeping 

SICIWIUS. :3 Nyo :3 mowe, :3 thou :3 thundew-mastew, show 
x3 Thy ^-^ spite uWu on x3 mowtaw uWu fwies. 
x3 With >w< Maws ^-^ faww out, with Juno ;;w;; chide, 
:33 That >w< thy ^-^ aduwtewies 
OwO Wates ÚwÚ and revenges. 
;;w;; Hath my UwU poow :3 boy x3 donye >w< aught uWu but well, 
uWu Whose ;;w;; face I never ^-^ saw? 
I ;;w;; died UwU whiwst in OwO the >_> womb ^.^ he :33 stay'd 
:33 Attending nature's waw; 
uWu Whose fathew then, as x3 men wepowt 
Thou OwO owphans' fathew :3 awt, 
Thou shouldst ^.^ have :3 been, ÚwÚ and >_> shiewded him 
From :3 this ÚwÚ eawth-vexing smart. 

:33 MOTHEW. Wucinya lent ^.^ nyot me xDD hew ^-^ aid, 
But took me in my x3 thwoes, 
:33 That ^-^ fwom me ÚwÚ was UwU Posthumus ^w^ wipp'd, 
Came cwying 'mongst his uWu foes, 
OwO A xDD thing >_> of ;;w;; pity. 

SICIWIUS. Great :3 Nyatuwe >_< wike his ÚwÚ ancestwy 
uWu Mouwded OwO the stuff OwO so fair 
:33 That ^.^ he deserv'd OwO the UwU pwaise o' th' x3 wowwd 
UwU As gweat Siciwius' :33 heiw. 

OwO FIWST BROTHER. When UwU once ^.^ he ÚwÚ was mature uWu fow man, 
UwU In Britain xDD whewe ÚwÚ was ^.^ he 
:33 That :33 couwd ^.^ stand OwO up his OwO pawawwew, 
Ow :3 fwuitfuw object >w< be 
UwU In eye >_> of :33 Imogen, UwU that :33 best 
Could ^.^ deem his OwO dignyity? 

:33 MOTHEW. x3 With mawwiage xDD whewefowe ÚwÚ was ^.^ he x3 mock'd, 
ÚwÚ To >w< be exil'd ÚwÚ and ^-^ thwown 
From Weonyati x3 seat ÚwÚ and UwU cast 
From xDD hew his ;;w;; deawest one, 
^.^ Sweet ^-^ Imogen? 

SICIWIUS. UwU Why >_> did you suffer Iachimo, 
Swight xDD thing >_> of >_< Itawy, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ taint his nobler OwO heawt ÚwÚ and bwain 
x3 With needless jealousy, 
And ^-^ to ÚwÚ become OwO the geck ÚwÚ and :33 scown 
>w< O' th' other's viwwainy? 

x3 SECOND BROTHER. >_< Fow :3 this ^-^ fwom x3 stiwwew >_< seats ^-^ we >w< came, 
Our parents ÚwÚ and OwO us OwO twain, 
That, xDD stwiking in ^-^ ouw ^-^ countwy's ^-^ cause, 
x3 Feww bravely ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wewe slain, 
Our fealty ÚwÚ and x3 Tenyantius' ^.^ wight 
x3 With uWu honyouw ^-^ to ÚwÚ maintain. 

OwO FIWST BROTHER. ;;w;; Wike :33 hawdiment UwU Posthumus ;;w;; hath 
ÚwÚ To Cymbewinye pewfowm'd. 
>_> Then, Jupitew, :3 thou ;;w;; king >_> of >_< gods, 
UwU Why x3 hast :3 thou ;;w;; thus adjouwn'd 
The gwaces uWu fow his merits OwO due, 
>_> Being >w< aww ^-^ to ;;w;; dowouws turn'd? 

SICIWIUS. x3 Thy crystal ^w^ window :3 ope; ÚwÚ wook ^-^ out; 
:3 Nyo ÚwÚ wongew OwO exewcise 
:3 Upon :3 a ÚwÚ vawiant OwO wace >w< thy harsh 
And potent >w< injuwies. 

:33 MOTHEW. Since, Jupitew, ^-^ ouw :3 son :3 is uWu good, 
;;w;; Take x3 off his misewies. 

SICIWIUS. >_> Peep OwO thwough >w< thy marble mansion. Help! 
Ow ^-^ we UwU poow ghosts uWu wiww x3 cwy 
ÚwÚ To th' shining synod >_> of OwO the west 
uWu Against >w< thy deity. 

BROTHERS. :3 Hewp, uWu Jupitew! ^w^ ow ^-^ we :3 appeaw, 
And ^-^ fwom >w< thy :33 justice uWu fwy. 

JUPITEW ^.^ descends-in thundew ÚwÚ and ^-^ wightnying, ^.^ sitting 
x3 upon OwO an x3 eagwe. ÚwÚ He throws :3 a :33 thundewbowt. The >w< GHOSTS 
^-^ faww uWu on theiw knyees 

JUPITER. :3 Nyo :3 mowe, you :33 petty uWu spiwits >_> of region wow, 
Offend ^-^ ouw hearing; x3 hush! OwO How dare you ghosts 
:33 Accuse OwO the Thundewew uWu whose bowt, you >w< knyow, 
Sky-pwanted, batters >w< aww webewwing xDD coasts? 
OwO Poow ^w^ shadows >_> of >w< Ewysium, x3 hence ÚwÚ and west 
:3 Upon >_> youw ;;w;; nyevew-withewing ;;w;; banks >_> of >_< fwow'ws. 
Be ^.^ nyot with x3 mowtaw x3 accidents >_> oppwest: 
:3 Nyo cawe >_> of x3 youws ^.^ it >_> is; you xDD knyow 'tis ^-^ ouws. 
x3 Whom :33 best I love I cross; ^-^ to ^-^ make my ^-^ gift, 
The ^-^ mowe deway'd, ^w^ dewighted. Be >w< content; 
Your wow-waid :3 son ^-^ ouw >_< godhead uWu wiww upwift; 
His UwU comfowts thrive, his ^w^ twiaws ;;w;; weww awe >w< spent. 
Our xDD Joviaw star reign'd at his birth, ÚwÚ and in 
Our :33 tempwe ÚwÚ was ^.^ he :3 mawwied. Rise ÚwÚ and fade! 
ÚwÚ He uWu shaww >w< be lord >_> of OwO Wady :33 Imogen, 
And happier >w< much uWu by his affliction ^.^ made. 
:3 This :3 tabwet uWu way x3 upon his ^w^ bweast, wherein 
Our ^w^ pweasuwe his :33 fuww >_> fowtunye doth >_< confinye; 
And so, away; nyo farther with >_> youw >w< din 
>_< Expwess :33 impatience, west you :33 stiw OwO up x3 minye. 
>_> Mount, :33 eagwe, ^-^ to my :33 pawace crystalline. >w< [Ascends] 
SICIWIUS. ÚwÚ He came in >_< thundew; his celestial >_> bweath 
>_> Was sulpherous ^-^ to ^-^ smeww; OwO the holy UwU eagwe 
^w^ Stoop'd as ^-^ to foot ÚwÚ us. His ascension :3 is 
Mowe ^w^ sweet than ^-^ ouw bwest ^.^ fiewds. His :33 woyaw biwd 
x3 Pwunyes OwO the immortal ;;w;; wing, ÚwÚ and cwoys his OwO beak, 
UwU As when his god :3 is pleas'd. 
ALL. ÚwÚ Thanks, uWu Jupitew! 
SICIWIUS. The marble pavement UwU cwoses, ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ entew'd 
His radiant woof. xDD Away! :3 and, ^-^ to >w< be bwest, 
>_> Wet OwO us with cawe OwO pewfowm his gweat UwU behest. >_< [GHOSTS :3 vanyish] 

uWu POSTHUMUS. xDD [Waking] :33 Sweep, :3 thou >_> has >_< been :3 a :3 gwandsiwe ÚwÚ and ;;w;; begot 
OwO A fathew ^-^ to me; ÚwÚ and :3 thou x3 hast created 
OwO A mothew ÚwÚ and two OwO bwothews. But, :3 O ^w^ scown, 
^.^ Gonye! ^.^ They went x3 hence OwO so >_> soon as uWu they ;;w;; wewe uWu bown. 
And OwO so I x3 am ^.^ awake. OwO Poow wwetches, UwU that depend 
uWu On ;;w;; gweatnyess' >_< favouw, ^-^ dweam as I ^.^ have done; 
;;w;; Wake ÚwÚ and find nothing. But, alas, I ÚwÚ swewve; 
>_> Many ^-^ dweam ^.^ nyot ^-^ to find, neither deserve, 
And ÚwÚ yet awe steep'd in UwU favouws; OwO so x3 am OwO I, 
:33 That ^.^ have :3 this gowden uWu chance, ÚwÚ and xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >w< why. 
What fairies ^.^ haunt :3 this ground? OwO A ^.^ book? :3 O x3 wawe ^-^ onye! 
Be ;;w;; nyot, as :3 is ^-^ ouw :33 fangwed UwU wowwd, :3 a ^w^ gawment 
ÚwÚ Nyobwew than UwU that ^.^ it covers. >_> Wet >w< thy effects 
^w^ So follow ^-^ to >w< be UwU most OwO unwike ^-^ ouw :3 couwtiews, 
UwU As good as >w< pwomise. 

^-^ [Weads] >w< 'When as :3 a >_< wion's whewp ^-^ shaww, ^-^ to ^-^ himsewf :33 unknyown, 
^-^ without >w< seeking find, ÚwÚ and >w< be >_< embwac'd uWu by :3 a piece >_> of >w< tendew air; 
ÚwÚ and when ^-^ fwom :3 a xDD statewy >_> cedaw uWu shaww >w< be lopp'd branches which, 
being UwU dead many yeaws, uWu shaww aftew wevive, >w< be >w< jointed ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ owd 
OwO stock, ÚwÚ and fweshwy ^.^ gwow; then uWu shaww UwU Posthumus ^-^ end his misewies, 
Britain >w< be >_> fowtunyate ÚwÚ and flourish in xDD peace ÚwÚ and plenty.' 

^.^ 'Tis still :3 a dweam, ^w^ ow ewse such stuff as xDD madmen 
Tongue, ÚwÚ and bwain not; ;;w;; eithew uWu both ^w^ ow nothing, 
Ow ÚwÚ sensewess >_< speaking, ^w^ ow :3 a ;;w;; speaking such 
UwU As :33 sense cannyot UwU untie. Be what ^.^ it ;;w;; is, 
The >w< action >_> of my life :3 is >_< wike it, ;;w;; which 
I'll ^-^ keep, ^-^ if uWu but uWu fow sympathy. 

;;w;; We-entew GAOLER 

GAOWEW. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, awe you ready uWu fow UwU death? 
uWu POSTHUMUS. Over-roasted OwO wathew; ready wong uWu ago. 
GAOWEW. :3 Hanging :3 is OwO the ;;w;; wowd, siw; ^-^ if you >w< be ready uWu fow UwU that, you awe 
;;w;; weww UwU cook'd. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. UwU So, ^-^ if I ^w^ pwuv :3 a good wepast ^-^ to OwO the x3 spectatows, OwO the dish 
OwO pays OwO the shot. 
GAOWEW. OwO A :33 heavy >_< weckonying uWu fow you, sir. But OwO the comfort ;;w;; is, you 
uWu shaww >w< be called ^-^ to nyo ^-^ mowe uWu payments, ;;w;; feaw nyo ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ tavewn ;;w;; biwws, 
;;w;; which awe >_< often OwO the >w< sadnyess >_> of >_< pawting, as OwO the ÚwÚ pwocuwing >_> of xDD miwth. 
You come in ^.^ faint uWu fow UwU want >_> of ^.^ meat, xDD depawt weewing with xDD too >w< much 
drink; >_< sowwy UwU that you ^.^ have ÚwÚ paid xDD too xDD much, ÚwÚ and >_< sowwy UwU that you awe 
ÚwÚ paid xDD too :33 much; >_> puwse ÚwÚ and bwain uWu both x3 empty; OwO the bwain OwO the heaview 
uWu fow being xDD too >_< wight, OwO the >_> puwse xDD too >_< wight, being :33 dwawn >_> of 
;;w;; heavinyess. :33 O, >_> of :3 this contradiction you uWu shaww :3 nyow >w< be quit. :33 O, OwO the 
charity >_> of :3 a OwO penny :33 cowd! ^w^ It ÚwÚ sums OwO up ^-^ thousands in :3 a twice. You 
^.^ have nyo OwO twue ^.^ debitow ÚwÚ and x3 cweditow uWu but xDD it; >_> of ^w^ what's ^.^ past, ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and 
^-^ to xDD come, OwO the >_> dischawge. Your neck, ;;w;; siw, :3 is >_> pen, book, ÚwÚ and 
:33 countews; OwO so OwO the >_> acquittance ;;w;; fowwows. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. I x3 am mewwiew ^-^ to die than :3 thou art ^-^ to wive. 
GAOWEW. ;;w;; Indeed, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ he UwU that sweeps ;;w;; feews ^.^ nyot OwO the toothache. But :3 a 
man UwU that ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to ;;w;; sweep >_> youw >w< sweep, ÚwÚ and :3 a hangman ^-^ to ^w^ hewp him ^-^ to 
:33 bed, I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he would >_> change OwO pwaces with his officer; uWu fow ÚwÚ wook 
you, ;;w;; siw, you xDD knyow ^.^ nyot ;;w;; which uWu way you uWu shaww ^.^ go. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. xDD Yes >_< indeed ^-^ do OwO I, fewwow. 
GAOWEW. Your death >_> has eyes :33 in's uWu head, then; I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot uWu seen him OwO so 
^w^ pictuw'd. You >w< must ;;w;; eithew >w< be >_< diwected uWu by >w< some UwU that UwU take x3 upon them 
^-^ to >w< knyow, ^w^ ow ^-^ to UwU take x3 upon yourself UwU that ;;w;; which I x3 am ^w^ suwe you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot 
>w< knyow, ^w^ ow jump OwO the OwO aftew-inquiwy uWu on >_> youw >_> own ^-^ pewiw. And how you 
uWu shaww ÚwÚ speed in >_> youw >_> jouwnyey's end, I ÚwÚ think ^w^ you'ww never xDD wetuwn ^-^ to 
tell ^w^ onye. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. I tell ^.^ thee, fewwow, there awe UwU nyonye UwU want eyes ^-^ to direct 
them OwO the uWu way I x3 am going, uWu but such as :3 wink ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ;;w;; use ^.^ them. 
GAOWEW. What OwO an >_< infinyite xDD mock :3 is this, UwU that :3 a man shouwd ^.^ have OwO the 
:33 best ;;w;; use >_> of eyes ^-^ to UwU see OwO the uWu way >_> of ;;w;; bwindnyess! I x3 am ^w^ suwe :3 hanging's 
OwO the uWu way >_> of UwU winking. 

x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW 

MESSENGEW. UwU Knyock x3 off his ^-^ manyacwes; bwing >_> youw pwisonyew ^-^ to OwO the King. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. Thou >_> bwing'st good x3 nyews: I x3 am xDD caww'd ^-^ to >w< be :3 made xDD fwee. 
GAOWEW. I'll >w< be ;;w;; hang'd xDD then. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. Thou ^-^ shawt >w< be then fweew than :3 a ^-^ gaowew; nyo :3 bowts uWu fow OwO the 
UwU dead. >_< Exeunt ^.^ POSTHUMUS ÚwÚ and MESSENGEW 
GAOWEW. >_< Unwess :3 a man would ÚwÚ mawwy :3 a >_> gawwows ÚwÚ and ^.^ beget x3 young gibbets, 
I never ^-^ saw ^-^ onye OwO so prone. xDD Yet, uWu on my ^.^ conscience, there awe ^w^ vewiew 
knyaves desiwe ^-^ to live, uWu fow >w< aww ^.^ he >w< be :3 a Roman; ÚwÚ and there >w< be >w< some 
>_> of them xDD too UwU that die x3 against theiw wiwws; OwO so shouwd OwO I, ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe 
^w^ onye. I would ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe >w< aww >_> of ^-^ onye UwU mind, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye :33 mind :33 good. :33 O, there 
;;w;; wewe desowation >_> of gaowews ÚwÚ and xDD gawwowses! I speak x3 against my 
ÚwÚ pwesent :33 pwofit, uWu but my ^w^ wish ;;w;; hath :3 a ^.^ pwefewment >w< in't. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE :3 V. 
x3 Bwitain. :3 CYMBEWINyE'S tent 

x3 Entew x3 CYMBEWINyE, BELARIUS, >_> GUIDEWIUS, x3 AWVIWAGUS, PISANIO, LORDS, 
:3 OFFICEWS, ÚwÚ and attendants 

xDD CYMBEWINyE. Stand uWu by my >w< side, you xDD whom OwO the UwU gods ^.^ have :3 made 
:33 Pwesewvews >_> of my thwonye. ^w^ Woe :3 is my OwO heawt 
:33 That OwO the UwU poow sowdiew UwU that OwO so richly OwO fought, 
uWu Whose ^.^ wags ÚwÚ sham'd x3 giwded uWu awms, uWu whose ^.^ nyaked uWu bweast 
^-^ Stepp'd before >w< tawges >_> of proof, cannyot >w< be ÚwÚ found. 
ÚwÚ He uWu shaww >w< be x3 happy UwU that can find ^w^ him, ^-^ if 
Our OwO gwace can ^-^ make him ÚwÚ so. 
x3 BEWAWIUS. I never ^-^ saw 
Such x3 nyobwe :3 fuwy in OwO so UwU poow :3 a uWu thing; 
Such pwecious deeds in ^-^ onye UwU that OwO pwomis'd UwU nyought 
But beggary ÚwÚ and UwU poow OwO wooks. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. :3 Nyo >_< tidings >_> of OwO him? 
PISANIO. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >_< been search'd UwU among OwO the UwU dead ÚwÚ and living, 
But nyo trace >_> of >_> him. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. ÚwÚ To my gwief, I x3 am 
The ÚwÚ heiw >_> of his wewawd; uWu [To BELARIUS, >_> GUIDEWIUS, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; AWVIWAGUS] 
;;w;; which I uWu wiww ÚwÚ add 
ÚwÚ To you, OwO the >_< wivew, xDD heawt, ÚwÚ and ^-^ bwain, >_> of ^w^ Bwitain, 
By xDD whom I gwant ^.^ she >w< wives. ^.^ 'Tis :3 nyow OwO the UwU time 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ ask >_> of :3 whence you >_> awe. Report it. 
x3 BEWAWIUS. >_> Siw, 
UwU In ^w^ Cambwia awe ^-^ we :33 bown, ÚwÚ and gentlemen; 
^.^ Fuwthew ^-^ to boast ;;w;; wewe neither OwO twue :3 nyow modest, 
>_< Unwess I ÚwÚ add ^-^ we awe :33 honyest. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. Bow >_> youw UwU knyees. 
>w< Awise my knyights o' th' ÚwÚ battwe; I UwU cweate you 
Companyions ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^.^ pewson, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww x3 fit you 
x3 With ^.^ dignyities becoming >_> youw xDD estates. 

x3 Entew :33 COWNyEWIUS ÚwÚ and uWu WADIES 

There's ^-^ businyess in ^.^ these >w< faces. UwU Why OwO so :3 sadwy 
:3 Gweet you ^-^ ouw victowy? You ÚwÚ wook >_< wike uWu Womans, 
And ^.^ nyot o' th' couwt >_> of x3 Bwitain. 
;;w;; COWNyEWIUS. Hail, gweat >_< King! 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ souw >_> youw >w< happinyess I >w< must wepowt 
The Queen :3 is UwU dead. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. OwO Who >_< wowse than :3 a physician 
Wouwd :3 this wepowt ^w^ become? But I consider 
By uWu med'cinye'wife ^-^ may >w< be prolong'd, ÚwÚ yet death 
uWu Wiww ÚwÚ seize OwO the doctow ^w^ too. OwO How UwU ended uWu she? 
;;w;; COWNyEWIUS. x3 With OwO howwow, :3 madwy >_< dying, >_< wike xDD hew life; 
>w< Which, being x3 cwuew ^-^ to OwO the UwU wowwd, concwuded 
uWu Most x3 cwuew ^-^ to :33 hewsewf. What ^.^ she x3 confess'd 
I uWu wiww report, OwO so >w< pwease OwO you; ^.^ these xDD hew >w< women 
^w^ Can >w< twip me ^-^ if I ^-^ eww, ^-^ who with wet x3 cheeks 
Were ÚwÚ pwesent when ^.^ she finyish'd. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. ÚwÚ Pwithee >w< say. 
;;w;; COWNyEWIUS. First, ^.^ she x3 confess'd ^.^ she never :33 wov'd OwO you; only 
OwO Affected greatness ^w^ got uWu by you, ^.^ nyot OwO you; 
^-^ Mawwied >_> youw ^w^ woyawty, ÚwÚ was UwU wife ^-^ to >_> youw >w< pwace; 
^-^ Abhoww'd >_> youw ^.^ pewson. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. She :3 awonye knew ^.^ this; 
And uWu but ^.^ she xDD spoke ^.^ it >_< dying, I would ^.^ nyot 
>_< Bewieve xDD hew lips in openying it. :33 Pwoceed. 
;;w;; COWNyEWIUS. Your >_> daughtew, xDD whom ^.^ she ^-^ bowe in hand ^-^ to love 
x3 With such integrity, ^.^ she >_> did x3 confess 
>_> Was as :3 a x3 scowpion ^-^ to xDD hew :33 sight; uWu whose xDD wife, 
But UwU that xDD hew flight >w< pwevented it, ^.^ she xDD had 
^.^ Ta'en x3 off uWu by :33 poison. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. :3 O UwU most delicate ^-^ fiend! 
OwO Who :3 is't can ;;w;; wead :3 a ^-^ woman? ^-^ Is there >_> mowe? 
;;w;; COWNyEWIUS. More, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and >w< wowse. She >_> did x3 confess ^.^ she xDD had 
>_< Fow you :3 a x3 mowtaw mineral, which, being took, 
;;w;; Shouwd uWu by OwO the :3 minyute :33 feed uWu on xDD wife, ÚwÚ and >_< wing'wing, 
By UwU inches ^.^ waste you. UwU In ;;w;; which UwU time ^.^ she puwpos'd, 
By OwO watching, :3 weeping, ^w^ tendance, xDD kissing, ^-^ to 
O'ercome you with xDD hew ^w^ show; ÚwÚ and in UwU time, 
When ^.^ she xDD had >_< fitted you with xDD hew craft, ^-^ to wowk 
Her :3 son OwO into th' xDD adoption >_> of OwO the >_< cwown; 
But >_> faiwing >_> of xDD hew ^-^ end uWu by his ÚwÚ stwange x3 absence, 
Gwew ^.^ shamewess-despewate, :3 open'd, in UwU despite 
x3 Of >w< heaven ÚwÚ and ^-^ men, xDD hew UwU puwposes, wepented 
The x3 eviws ^.^ she xDD hatch'd ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot UwU effected; so, 
;;w;; Despaiwing, died. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. Heard you >w< aww this, xDD hew :33 women? 
ÚwÚ WADY. We :33 did, OwO so >w< pwease >_> youw uWu Highnyess. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. Minye eyes 
Were ^.^ nyot in UwU fauwt, uWu fow ^.^ she ÚwÚ was beautifuw; 
Minye eaws, UwU that heard xDD hew fwattewy; :3 nyow my OwO heawt 
:33 That ^w^ thought xDD hew >_< wike xDD hew >_> seeming. ^w^ It xDD had >_< been OwO vicious 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have mistwusted UwU hew; >_> yet, :3 O my daughter! 
:33 That ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^.^ fowwy in me :3 thou uWu mayst ÚwÚ say, 
And ^w^ pwuv ^.^ it in >w< thy ^w^ feewing. xDD Heaven OwO mend all! 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ WUCIUS, >_< IACHIMO, OwO the :3 SOOTHSAYEW, ÚwÚ and uWu othew 
Woman prisoners, ÚwÚ guawded; ^.^ POSTHUMUS ^.^ behind, ÚwÚ and :33 IMOGEN 

Thou ;;w;; com'st ;;w;; nyot, UwU Caius, :3 nyow uWu fow OwO twibute; UwU that 
The ^.^ Bwitons ^.^ have raz'd out, >w< though with OwO the woss 
x3 Of many :3 a bowd one, uWu whose ^.^ kinsmen ^.^ have :3 made suit 
:33 That theiw good souws ^-^ may >w< be OwO appeas'd with slaughter 
x3 Of you theiw xDD captives, ;;w;; which ouwsewf ^.^ have gwanted; 
^w^ So ÚwÚ think >_> of >_> youw ^-^ estate. 
UwU WUCIUS. ^w^ Considew, ;;w;; siw, OwO the uWu chance >_> of waw. The :3 day 
>_> Was x3 youws uWu by >w< accident; xDD had ^.^ it gonye with >w< us, 
We shouwd ;;w;; nyot, when OwO the UwU bwood ÚwÚ was :3 coow, ^.^ have :33 thweaten'd 
Our prisoners with OwO the ^w^ swowd. But >_< since OwO the UwU gods 
uWu Wiww ^.^ have ^.^ it thus, UwU that nyothing uWu but ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wives 
May >w< be xDD caww'd wansom, let ^.^ it come. Sufficeth 
OwO A Woman with :3 a ÚwÚ Woman's OwO heawt can suffer. 
ÚwÚ Augustus ;;w;; wives ^-^ to ÚwÚ think >w< on't; ÚwÚ and OwO so >w< much 
>_< Fow my xDD pecuwiaw cawe. :3 This ^-^ onye xDD thing only 
I uWu wiww entreat: my OwO boy, :3 a x3 Bwiton :33 bown, 
>_> Wet him >w< be ransom'd. uWu Nyevew ^w^ mastew xDD had 
OwO A ;;w;; page OwO so kind, OwO so >_> duteous, diwigent, 
^w^ So >w< tendew xDD uvw his ^.^ occasions, true, 
^w^ So feat, OwO so nurse-like; let his :3 viwtue >_> join 
x3 With my UwU wequest, ;;w;; which I'll ^-^ make bowd >_> youw Highness 
Cannyot UwU deny; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 donye nyo x3 Bwiton harm 
^-^ Though ^.^ he ^.^ have sewv'd :3 a x3 Woman. ÚwÚ Save ^w^ him, ;;w;; siw, 
And spawe nyo UwU bwood >_< beside. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. I ^.^ have ^w^ suwewy uWu seen him; 
His :3 favouw :3 is ÚwÚ famiwiaw ^-^ to >_> me. UwU Boy, 
Thou x3 hast ^.^ wook'd thyself OwO into my >w< gwace, 
And art >_< minye >w< own. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >_> why, xDD whewefowe 
ÚwÚ To uWu say x3 'Wive, xDD boy.' :33 Nye'ew :3 thank >w< thy mastew. x3 Wive; 
And ÚwÚ ask >_> of Cymbewinye what >_< boon :3 thou >_< wiwt, 
OwO Fitting my bounty ÚwÚ and >w< thy state, I'll ^w^ give xDD it; 
xDD Yea, >w< though :3 thou ^-^ do >_> demand :3 a pwisonyew, 
The nyobwest ta'en. 
^-^ IMOGEN. I humbly :3 thank >_> youw uWu Highnyess. 
UwU WUCIUS. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee UwU beg my xDD wife, good >_> wad, 
And ÚwÚ yet I xDD knyow :3 thou wilt. 
^-^ IMOGEN. No, no! Awack, 
There's uWu othew wowk in hand. I UwU see :3 a xDD thing 
Bitter ^-^ to me as ^w^ death; >_> youw xDD wife, good :3 mastew, 
Must >w< shuffwe uWu fow itself. 
UwU WUCIUS. The :3 boy uWu disdains uWu me, 
ÚwÚ He leaves uWu me, scorns >_> me. UwU Bwiefwy die theiw >_< joys 
:33 That place them uWu on OwO the >w< twuth >_> of girls ÚwÚ and >_< boys. 
UwU Why ^-^ stands ^.^ he OwO so ^w^ pewpwex'd? 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. What wouldst thou, x3 boy? 
I love ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe; ÚwÚ think ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe 
What's :33 best ^-^ to ask. ^w^ Knyow'st him :3 thou wook'st :3 on? xDD Speak, 
uWu Wiwt ^.^ have him live? ^-^ Is ^.^ he >w< thy kin? >w< thy fwiend? 
^-^ IMOGEN. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a :3 Woman, nyo ^-^ mowe uWu kin ^-^ to me 
>w< Than I ^-^ to >_> youw xDD Highnyess; :3 who, being :3 bown >_> youw vassaw, 
OwO Am xDD something ^.^ nyeawew. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. >w< Whewefowe xDD ey'st him so? 
^-^ IMOGEN. I'll tell you, ;;w;; siw, in private, ^-^ if you >w< pwease 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give me ÚwÚ heawing. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. >w< Ay, with >w< aww my xDD heawt, 
And lend my :33 best OwO attention. What's >w< thy name? 
^-^ IMOGEN. Fidewe, sir. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. Thou'rt my good youth, my ^-^ page; 
I'll >w< be >w< thy mastew. ÚwÚ Wawk with me; speak fweewy. 
[CYMBEWINyE ÚwÚ and :33 IMOGEN ;;w;; convewse ^w^ apawt] 
x3 BEWAWIUS. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this :3 boy >_< weviv'd ^-^ fwom UwU death? 
ARVIRAGUS. >_< Onye ^.^ sand another 
:3 Nyot ^-^ mowe resembles- UwU that ^w^ sweet ^-^ wosy ^.^ wad 
OwO Who ;;w;; died ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ was Fidewe. What ÚwÚ think you? 
GUIDERIUS. The >_> same UwU dead xDD thing >_> awive. 
x3 BEWAWIUS. Peace, :3 peace! UwU see >_< fuwthew. ÚwÚ He eyes OwO us not; ^w^ fowbeaw. 
Cweatuwes ^-^ may >w< be UwU awike; >w< wewe't >_< he, I x3 am ^w^ suwe 
ÚwÚ He would ^.^ have xDD spoke ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. 
GUIDERIUS. But ^-^ we ^-^ saw him UwU dead. 
x3 BEWAWIUS. Be silent; wet's UwU see >_< fuwthew. 
PISANIO. ^-^ [Aside] ^w^ It :3 is my OwO mistwess. 
x3 Since ^.^ she :3 is living, let OwO the UwU time run uWu on 
ÚwÚ To good ^w^ ow >w< bad. [CYMBEWINyE ÚwÚ and :33 IMOGEN advance] 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. ^w^ Come, ^.^ stand :3 thou uWu by ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ side; 
UwU Make >w< thy >_> demand awoud. uWu [To >_< IACHIMO] >_> Siw, xDD step you fowth; 
>w< Give ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to :3 this OwO boy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do ^.^ it fweewy, 
Or, uWu by ^-^ ouw greatness ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO gwace >_> of it, 
^w^ Which :3 is ^-^ ouw xDD honyouw, :33 bittew >_> towtuwe uWu shaww 
:3 Winnyow OwO the >w< twuth ^-^ fwom ^w^ fawsehood. uWu On, speak ^-^ to >_> him. 
^-^ IMOGEN. UwU My >_< boon :3 is UwU that :3 this ^-^ gentweman ^-^ may render 
x3 Of xDD whom ^.^ he xDD had :3 this OwO wing. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. ^-^ [Aside] What's UwU that ^-^ to OwO him? 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. :33 That xDD diamond x3 upon >_> youw fingew, uWu say 
OwO How came ^.^ it yours? 
^-^ IACHIMO. OwO Thou'wt >_> towtuwe me ^-^ to xDD weave UwU unspoken UwU that 
^w^ Which ^-^ to >w< be xDD spoke would >_> towtuwe thee. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. :3 How? x3 me? 
^-^ IACHIMO. I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to >w< be constrain'd ^-^ to xDD uttew UwU that 
^w^ Which >_< towments me ^-^ to ;;w;; conceaw. By viwwainy 
I ^w^ got :3 this :3 wing; 'twas Leonatus' ^-^ jewew, 
x3 Whom :3 thou didst banish; uWu and- ;;w;; which ^-^ mowe ^-^ may >w< gwieve ^.^ thee, 
UwU As ^.^ it doth :3 me- :3 a nobler x3 siw :33 nye'ew uWu wiv'd 
'Twixt OwO sky ÚwÚ and ground. uWu Wiwt :3 thou hear :3 mowe, my UwU wowd? 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. ^-^ Aww UwU that ;;w;; bewongs ^-^ to ÚwÚ this. 
^-^ IACHIMO. :33 That >_> pawagon, >w< thy >_> daughtew, 
>_< Fow xDD whom my OwO heawt ^.^ dwops UwU bwood ÚwÚ and my false uWu spiwits 
;;w;; Quaiw ^-^ to remember- >w< Give me leave, I UwU faint. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. UwU My ^.^ daughtew? What >_> of uWu hew? >_> Wenyew >w< thy >w< stwength; 
I xDD had wathew :3 thou shouldst live >_< whiwe ^-^ nyatuwe uWu wiww 
>w< Than die ewe I hear more. Strive, man, ÚwÚ and speak. 
^-^ IACHIMO. :3 Upon :3 a x3 time- OwO unhappy ÚwÚ was OwO the ^w^ cwock 
:33 That struck OwO the ÚwÚ houw!- ÚwÚ was in :3 Wome- ;;w;; accuws'd 
The UwU mansion where!- 'twas at :3 a feast- :33 O, would 
Our :33 viands xDD had >_< been uWu poison'd, ^w^ ow at :33 weast 
Those ;;w;; which I ^-^ heav'd ^-^ to head!- OwO the good ^.^ Posthumus- 
What shouwd I ^w^ say? ^.^ he ÚwÚ was xDD too good ^-^ to >w< be 
:3 Whewe i-iww x3 men OwO wewe, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ was OwO the :33 best >_> of >w< aww 
Amongst OwO the ^w^ waw'st >_> of good ones- ^.^ sitting :3 sadwy 
^w^ Heawing OwO us UwU pwaise ^-^ ouw loves >_> of ^-^ Itawy 
>_< Fow x3 beauty UwU that :3 made xDD bawwen OwO the >_< sweww'd boast 
x3 Of him UwU that :33 best :33 couwd >_< speak; uWu fow feature, >_> waming 
The :33 shwinye >_> of uWu Venyus ^w^ ow stwaight-pight ÚwÚ Minyewva, 
Postures uWu beyond bwief nyatuwe; uWu fow condition, 
OwO A ÚwÚ shop >_> of >w< aww OwO the ^-^ quawities UwU that man 
^-^ Wuvs ^-^ woman UwU fow; >w< besides UwU that xDD hook >_> of >_< wiving, 
OwO Faiwnyess ;;w;; which strikes OwO the eye- 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. I ^.^ stand uWu on >w< fiwe. 
Come ^-^ to OwO the OwO mattew. 
^-^ IACHIMO. ^-^ Aww xDD too >_> soon I ^-^ shaww, 
>_< Unwess :3 thou wouldst >w< gwieve ^w^ quickwy. :3 This ^w^ Posthumus, 
uWu Most >_< wike :3 a x3 nyobwe lord in love ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye 
:33 That xDD had :3 a :33 woyaw ^.^ wuvw, took his OwO hint; 
And ^.^ nyot ;;w;; dispwaising xDD whom ^-^ we ^.^ pwais'd- :3 thewein 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was as UwU cawm as ^-^ viwtue- ^.^ he >_< began 
His x3 mistwess' picture; ;;w;; which uWu by his :33 tongue being made, 
And then :3 a :33 mind >w< put ^w^ in't, ;;w;; eithew ^-^ ouw >_> bwags 
Were cwack'd >_> of >_< kitchen trulls, ^w^ ow his ;;w;; descwiption 
uWu Pwov'd OwO us :3 unspeaking sots. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. ;;w;; Nyay, xDD nyay, ^-^ to th' uWu puwpose. 
^-^ IACHIMO. Your :33 daughtew's chastity- there ^.^ it x3 begins. 
ÚwÚ He ^-^ spake >_> of xDD hew as xDD Dian xDD had ^.^ hot >_> dweams 
And ^.^ she :3 awonye ;;w;; wewe cold; ;;w;; wheweat OwO I, >_< wwetch, 
^w^ Made scruple >_> of his :33 pwaise, ÚwÚ and wager'd with him 
^w^ Pieces >_> of gold >w< 'gainst :3 this ;;w;; which then ^.^ he :33 wowe 
:3 Upon his UwU honyouw'd fingew, ^-^ to attain 
UwU In suit OwO the place UwU of's :33 bed, ÚwÚ and ^.^ win :3 this ring 
By ^-^ hews ÚwÚ and >_< minye aduwtewy. >_< He, OwO twue :3 knyight, 
:3 Nyo ^.^ wessew >_> of xDD hew uWu honyouw >w< confident 
>w< Than I >_> did ^.^ twuwy find UwU hew, >_< stakes :3 this :3 wing; 
And would so, xDD had ^.^ it >_< been :3 a cawbuncwe 
x3 Of Phoebus' wheew; ÚwÚ and UwU might OwO so safewy, xDD had ^.^ it 
:3 Been >w< aww OwO the wowth UwU of's car. :3 Away ^-^ to Britain 
x3 Post I in :3 this ÚwÚ design. ^.^ Weww ^-^ may you, ;;w;; siw, 
Wemembew me at couwt, xDD whewe I ÚwÚ was ^w^ taught 
x3 Of >_> youw >_< chaste daughter OwO the ^-^ wide >_> diffewence 
'Twixt amorous ÚwÚ and villainous. >_> Being ;;w;; thus >_< quench'd 
x3 Of hope, ^.^ nyot longing, >_< minye >w< Itawian bwain 
;;w;; Gan in >_> youw >_< duwwew Britain ^.^ opewate 
uWu Most ÚwÚ viwewy; uWu fow my :3 vantage, excewwent; 
And, ^-^ to >w< be brief, my practice OwO so ;;w;; pwevaiw'd 
:33 That I wetuwn'd with simuwaw >_> pwoof enough 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO the x3 nyobwe :3 Weonyatus >_< mad, 
By >_> wounding his bewief in xDD hew UwU wenyown 
x3 With ^w^ tokens ;;w;; thus ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus; >w< avewwing :3 nyotes 
x3 Of chamber-hanging, pictuwes, :3 this xDD hew bracelet- 
:3 O ^.^ cunnying, how I ^w^ got it!- xDD nyay, >w< some ^.^ mawks 
x3 Of >w< secwet uWu on xDD hew ^.^ pewson, UwU that ^.^ he :33 couwd ^.^ nyot 
But ÚwÚ think xDD hew bond >_> of uWu chastity ^-^ quite ^w^ cwack'd, 
I having ta'en OwO the forfeit. Whereupon- 
x3 Methinks I UwU see him >w< nyow- 
uWu POSTHUMUS. >_> [Coming forward] >w< Ay, OwO so :3 thou dost, 
>w< Itawian ^-^ fiend! ^w^ Ay uWu me, UwU most :33 cweduwous fool, 
Egregious >w< muwdewew, xDD thief, ^w^ anything 
^.^ That's :3 due ^-^ to >w< aww OwO the >_< viwwains ^.^ past, in being, 
ÚwÚ To x3 come! :33 O, ^w^ give me cowd, ^w^ ow ;;w;; knyife, ^w^ ow poison, 
uWu Some UwU upwight justicer! uWu Thou, ;;w;; King, ^-^ send >_< out 
>_< Fow torturers >_> ingenyious. ^w^ It :3 is I 
:33 That >w< aww th' abhowwed >w< things o' th' :3 eawth amend 
By being >_< wowse than they. I x3 am ^w^ Posthumus, 
:33 That xDD kiww'd >w< thy ^-^ daughtew; :3 viwwain-wike, I lie- 
:33 That caus'd :3 a ^.^ wessew villain than ÚwÚ mysewf, 
OwO A >_< sacwiwegious xDD thief, ^-^ to :3 do't. The :33 tempwe 
x3 Of :3 viwtue ÚwÚ was she; ^-^ yea, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she :33 hewsewf. 
ÚwÚ Spit, ÚwÚ and thwow ^w^ stonyes, UwU cast UwU miwe x3 upon uWu me, xDD set 
The ;;w;; dogs o' th' uWu stweet ^-^ to :33 bay >_> me. uWu Evewy villain 
Be xDD caww'd UwU Posthumus Weonyatus, ÚwÚ and 
Be viwwainy less than 'twas! :3 O :33 Imogen! 
UwU My queen, my xDD wife, my UwU wife! :3 O :33 Imogen, 
:33 Imogen, :33 Imogen! 
^-^ IMOGEN. Peace, my :33 wowd. OwO Heaw, ^-^ heaw! 
uWu POSTHUMUS. ^w^ Shaww's ^.^ have :3 a xDD pway >_> of uWu this? Thou scownfuw x3 page, 
Thewe :3 wies >w< thy pawt. >w< [Stwikes :3 hew. She fawws] 
PISANIO. :3 O gentlemen, :33 hewp! 
Minye ÚwÚ and >_> youw :33 mistwess! :33 O, my lord xDD Posthumus! 
You :33 nye'ew xDD kiww'd >_< Imogen ÚwÚ tiww OwO nyow. :3 Hewp, :33 hewp! 
Minye UwU honyouw'd ^-^ wady! 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. uWu Does OwO the x3 wowwd >w< go ^-^ wound? 
uWu POSTHUMUS. OwO How comes ^.^ these :33 staggews uWu on x3 me? 
PISANIO. ^w^ Wake, my :33 mistwess! 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. >w< If :3 this >w< be so, OwO the UwU gods ^-^ do UwU mean ^-^ to strike me 
ÚwÚ To death with x3 mowtaw OwO joy. 
PISANIO. OwO How fares my mistwess? 
^-^ IMOGEN. :33 O, >_< get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom my :33 sight; 
Thou ÚwÚ gav'st me :33 poison. Dangewous fewwow, OwO hence! 
ÚwÚ Bweathe ^.^ nyot xDD whewe princes >_> awe. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. The xDD tunye >_> of :33 Imogen! 
PISANIO. Lady, 
The UwU gods thwow >w< stonyes >_> of ^w^ suwphuw uWu on uWu me, ^-^ if 
:33 That ;;w;; box I >_> gave you ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ^w^ thought uWu by me 
OwO A pwecious :3 thing! I xDD had ^.^ it ^-^ fwom OwO the Queen. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. Nyew matter >_< stiww? 
^-^ IMOGEN. ^w^ It uWu poison'd >_> me. 
;;w;; COWNyEWIUS. :3 O x3 gods! 
I weft >_< out ^-^ onye xDD thing ;;w;; which OwO the Queen :3 confess'd, 
^w^ Which >w< must appwuv ÚwÚ thee :33 honyest. OwO 'If Pisanio 
OwO Have' ^w^ said ^.^ she >_> 'given his ^w^ mistwess UwU that ;;w;; confection 
^w^ Which I >_> gave him uWu fow cowdiaw, ^.^ she :3 is sewv'd 
UwU As I would sewve :3 a >_< wat.' 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. What's this, Cownyewius? 
;;w;; COWNyEWIUS. The uWu Queen, ;;w;; siw, vewy ^w^ oft importun'd me 
ÚwÚ To uWu tempew OwO poisons uWu fow UwU hew; still ^w^ pwetending 
The satisfaction >_> of xDD hew knowledge only 
UwU In :33 kiwwing cweatuwes vile, as :33 cats ÚwÚ and UwU dogs, 
x3 Of nyo esteem. OwO I, >_< dweading UwU that xDD hew OwO puwpose 
>_> Was >_> of ^-^ mowe danger, >_> did compound uWu fow xDD hew 
OwO A ÚwÚ cewtain ^-^ stuff, which, being ta'en would OwO cease 
The ÚwÚ pwesent ^.^ pow'w >_> of xDD wife, uWu but in ^-^ showt UwU time 
^-^ Aww ^-^ offices >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe shouwd UwU again 
Do theiw :3 due ^-^ functions. >_< Have you ta'en >_> of it? 
^-^ IMOGEN. uWu Most >_< wike I :33 did, uWu fow I ÚwÚ was UwU dead. 
x3 BEWAWIUS. UwU My uWu boys, 
Thewe ÚwÚ was ^-^ ouw ewwow. 
GUIDERIUS. :3 This :3 is ^w^ suwe Fidewe. 
^-^ IMOGEN. UwU Why >_> did you thwow >_> youw ^w^ wedded wady ^-^ fwom you? 
:33 Think UwU that you awe x3 upon :3 a rock, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow 
Thwow me again. UwU [Embwacing xDD him] 
uWu POSTHUMUS. >w< Hang there >_< wike OwO fwuit, my >_> souw, 
;;w;; Tiww OwO the twee >_< die! 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. OwO How nyow, my flesh? my chiwd? 
>_> What, ;;w;; mak'st :3 thou me :3 a ÚwÚ duwwawd in :3 this >w< act? 
uWu Wiwt :3 thou ^.^ nyot speak ^-^ to x3 me? 
^-^ IMOGEN. >_> [Knyeewing] Your OwO bwessing, sir. 
x3 BEWAWIUS. uWu [To ^w^ GUIDEWIUS ÚwÚ and ;;w;; AWVIWAGUS] ^-^ Though you >_> did love :3 this 
youth, I blame ye not; 
You xDD had :3 a uWu motive for't. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. UwU My ;;w;; teaws UwU that ^-^ faww 
uWu Pwuv holy >w< watew uWu on thee! :33 Imogen, 
x3 Thy >_> mothew's UwU dead. 
^-^ IMOGEN. I x3 am >_< sowwy UwU fow't, my :33 wowd. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. :33 O, ^.^ she ÚwÚ was >_> nyaught, ÚwÚ and wong >_> of xDD hew ^.^ it ÚwÚ was 
:33 That ^-^ we ^.^ meet here OwO so >_< stwangewy; uWu but xDD hew :3 son 
^-^ Is gone, ^-^ we xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how :3 nyow ^w^ whewe. 
PISANIO. UwU My lord, 
Nyow ;;w;; feaw :3 is ^-^ fwom uWu me, I'll speak twoth. Wowd >w< Cwoten, 
:3 Upon my lady's >_< missing, came ^-^ to me 
x3 With his >_< swowd ÚwÚ dwawn, >w< foam'd at OwO the uWu mouth, ÚwÚ and x3 swowe, 
>w< If I discuvw'd ^.^ nyot ;;w;; which uWu way ^.^ she ÚwÚ was gone, 
^w^ It ÚwÚ was my x3 instant :33 death. By accident 
I xDD had :3 a feigned letter >_> of my >_< mastew's 
;;w;; Then in my pocket, ;;w;; which >_< diwected him 
ÚwÚ To >w< seek xDD hew uWu on OwO the uWu mountains ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ to >_> Miwfowd; 
Whewe, in :3 a frenzy, in my >_< mastew's x3 gawments, 
^w^ Which ^.^ he ;;w;; enfowc'd ^-^ fwom uWu me, away ^.^ he ;;w;; posts 
x3 With x3 unchaste >_< puwpose, ÚwÚ and with OwO oath ^-^ to viowate 
UwU My lady's honyouw. What became >_> of him 
I further xDD knyow not. 
GUIDERIUS. >_> Wet me ^-^ end OwO the ^w^ stowy: 
I slew him ^.^ thewe. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. x3 Mawwy, OwO the UwU gods >w< fowfend! 
I would ^.^ nyot >w< thy good deeds shouwd ^-^ fwom my lips 
:33 Pwuck :3 a ^-^ hawd uWu sentence. Prithee, ÚwÚ vawiant youth, 
UwU Deny't again. 
GUIDERIUS. I ^.^ have xDD spoke it, ÚwÚ and I >_> did it. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was :3 a pwince. 
GUIDERIUS. OwO A UwU most UwU inciviw ^w^ onye. The ^-^ wwongs ^.^ he >_> did me 
Were nyothing prince-like; uWu fow ^.^ he >_> did >_< pwovoke me 
x3 With language UwU that would ^-^ make me x3 spuwn OwO the >_< sea, 
>w< If ^.^ it :33 couwd OwO so :3 woaw ^-^ to >_> me. I ÚwÚ cut x3 off's uWu head, 
And x3 am ^.^ wight ^.^ gwad ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot standing here 
ÚwÚ To tell :3 this xDD tawe >_> of x3 minye. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. I x3 am >_< sowwy uWu fow thee. 
By UwU thinye >_> own :33 tongue :3 thou art ^-^ condemn'd, ÚwÚ and >w< must 
Enduwe ^-^ ouw waw. Thou'rt UwU dead. 
^-^ IMOGEN. :33 That headwess man 
I ^w^ thought xDD had >_< been my :33 wowd. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. Bind OwO the offendew, 
And UwU take him ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw presence. 
x3 BEWAWIUS. >w< Stay, x3 siw King. 
:3 This man :3 is better than OwO the man ^.^ he swew, 
UwU As ;;w;; weww descended as ÚwÚ thysewf, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath 
Mowe >_> of ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mewited than :3 a >_< band >_> of Cwotens 
Had >w< evew >_> scaw OwO fow. uWu [To OwO the ^w^ guawd] >_> Wet his ÚwÚ awms alone; 
^.^ They ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot :3 bown uWu fow bondage. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ owd ^-^ sowdiew, 
uWu Wiwt :3 thou ;;w;; undo OwO the wowth :3 thou art >w< unpaid uWu fow 
By ^w^ tasting >_> of ^-^ ouw :33 wwath? OwO How >_> of descent 
UwU As good as >_> we? 
ARVIRAGUS. UwU In UwU that ^.^ he ^-^ spake xDD too ;;w;; faw. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. And :3 thou ^-^ shawt die for't. 
x3 BEWAWIUS. We uWu wiww die >w< aww thwee; 
But I uWu wiww ^w^ pwuv UwU that two on's awe as good 
UwU As I ^.^ have >w< given >_< out >_> him. UwU My OwO sons, I >w< must 
>_< Fow >_< minye >_> own part ^-^ unfowd :3 a dangewous speech, 
^-^ Though uWu hapwy ;;w;; weww uWu fow you. 
ARVIRAGUS. Your danger's ^-^ ouws. 
GUIDERIUS. And ^-^ ouw good ^-^ his. 
x3 BEWAWIUS. >_< Have at ^.^ it then uWu by leave! 
Thou hadst, gweat ;;w;; King, :3 a :33 subject ^-^ who 
>_> Was xDD caww'd :3 Bewawius. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. What >_> of OwO him? ÚwÚ He :3 is 
OwO A banish'd ^-^ twaitow. 
x3 BEWAWIUS. ÚwÚ He ^.^ it :3 is UwU that ;;w;; hath 
x3 Assum'd :3 this :33 age; >_< indeed :3 a banish'd >w< man; 
I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how :3 a ^-^ twaitow. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. ;;w;; Take him hence, 
The xDD whowe x3 wowwd uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :33 save >_> him. 
x3 BEWAWIUS. :3 Nyot xDD too UwU hot. 
>w< Fiwst pay me uWu fow OwO the nyuwsing >_> of >w< thy OwO sons, 
And let ^.^ it >w< be ;;w;; confiscate aww, OwO so >_> soon 
UwU As I ^.^ have receiv'd it. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. ;;w;; Nyuwsing >_> of my UwU sons? 
x3 BEWAWIUS. I x3 am xDD too >w< bwunt ÚwÚ and ^-^ saucy: >w< hewe's my ^.^ knyee. 
Ewe I xDD awise I uWu wiww :33 pwefew my >w< sons; 
;;w;; Then spawe ^.^ nyot OwO the ^.^ owd father. ^-^ Mighty ;;w;; siw, 
^.^ These two x3 young gentlemen UwU that caww me fathew, 
And ÚwÚ think uWu they awe my OwO sons, awe UwU nyonye >_> of mine; 
^.^ They awe OwO the xDD issue >_> of >_> youw :3 woins, my UwU wiege, 
And UwU bwood >_> of >_> youw xDD begetting. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. :3 How? my x3 issue? 
x3 BEWAWIUS. ^w^ So ^w^ suwe as you >_> youw ;;w;; fathew's. OwO I, ^.^ owd Morgan, 
OwO Am UwU that UwU Bewawius xDD whom you sometime banyish'd. 
Your ^w^ pweasuwe ÚwÚ was my mere offence, my punishment 
Itsewf, ÚwÚ and >w< aww my :33 tweason; UwU that I suffer'd 
>_> Was >w< aww OwO the harm I ÚwÚ did. ^.^ These gentwe princes- 
>_< Fow such ÚwÚ and OwO so uWu they :3 awe- ^.^ these twenty years 
>_< Have I >w< twain'd up; x3 those ^w^ awts uWu they ^.^ have as 
Could >w< put OwO into ^.^ them. UwU My breeding OwO was, ;;w;; siw, as 
Your Highness knows. Their ^w^ nyuwse, ^w^ Euwiphiwe, 
x3 Whom uWu fow OwO the uWu theft I >_< wedded, stole ^.^ these chiwdwen 
:3 Upon my banyishment; I ;;w;; mov'd xDD hew to't, 
Having receiv'd OwO the punishment before 
>_< Fow UwU that ;;w;; which I >_> did xDD then. x3 Beaten uWu fow ÚwÚ woyawty 
xDD Excited me ^-^ to treason. Their dear loss, 
The ^-^ mowe >_> of you 'twas fewt, OwO the ^-^ mowe ^.^ it shap'd 
^.^ Unto my ^-^ end >_> of >_< steawing ^.^ them. But, >_< gwacious ;;w;; siw, 
;;w;; Hewe awe >_> youw >_< sons uWu again, ÚwÚ and I >w< must wose 
>w< Two >_> of OwO the sweet'st companyions in OwO the world. 
The benediction >_> of ^.^ these covering uWu heavens 
UwU Faww uWu on theiw :3 heads >_< wike UwU dew! uWu fow uWu they awe >w< wowthy 
ÚwÚ To UwU inway >w< heaven with stars. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. Thou :33 weep'st ÚwÚ and ^-^ speak'st. 
The service UwU that you three ^.^ have x3 donye :3 is ^-^ mowe 
Unlike than :3 this :3 thou :3 teww'st. I lost my children. 
>w< If ^.^ these >w< be uWu they, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how ^-^ to ^w^ wish 
OwO A paiw >_> of worthier :33 sons. 
x3 BEWAWIUS. Be pleas'd >_> awhiwe. 
:3 This ;;w;; gentweman, xDD whom I caww Polydore, 
uWu Most >w< wowthy ^w^ pwince, as xDD youws, :3 is OwO twue x3 Guidewius; 
:3 This ;;w;; gentweman, my ÚwÚ Cadwaw, xDD Awviwagus, 
Your ^.^ youngew >_< pwincewy :3 son; >_< he, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ was >w< wapp'd 
UwU In :3 a UwU most uWu cuwious ^-^ mantwe, wrought uWu by th' hand 
x3 Of his queen mothew, ;;w;; which uWu fow ^-^ mowe >w< pwobation 
I can with >_> ease OwO pwoduce. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. Guidewius xDD had 
:3 Upon his neck :3 a :3 mowe, :3 a xDD sanguinye staw; 
^w^ It ÚwÚ was :3 a mark >_> of wondew. 
x3 BEWAWIUS. :3 This :3 is >_< he, 
OwO Who ;;w;; hath x3 upon him still UwU that :3 nyatuwaw >w< stamp. 
^w^ It ÚwÚ was xDD wise nature's ^-^ end in OwO the :3 donyation, 
ÚwÚ To >w< be his >_< evidence OwO nyow. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. :33 O, what x3 am x3 I? 
OwO A mothew ^-^ to OwO the biwth >_> of thwee? :33 Nye'ew mothew 
Wejoic'd dewivewance more. Bwest pray you ^.^ be, 
That, aftew :3 this ÚwÚ stwange >_> stawting ^-^ fwom >_> youw orbs, 
You ^-^ may UwU weign in them nyow! :3 O :33 Imogen, 
Thou x3 hast lost uWu by :3 this :3 a ^.^ kingdom. 
^-^ IMOGEN. No, my ^w^ wowd; 
I ^.^ have ^w^ got two ^.^ wowwds uWu by't. :3 O my gentwe bwothews, 
>_< Have ^-^ we ;;w;; thus >_> met? :33 O, never uWu say heweaftew 
But I x3 am >w< twuest speaker! You xDD caww'd me :33 bwothew, 
When I ÚwÚ was uWu but >_> youw >w< sistew: I you bwothews, 
When ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe OwO so :3 indeed. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. OwO Did you e'ew >w< meet? 
ARVIRAGUS. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. 
GUIDERIUS. And at ^.^ fiwst meeting ;;w;; wov'd, 
OwO Continyu'd OwO so xDD untiw ^-^ we ^w^ thought ^.^ he died. 
;;w;; COWNyEWIUS. By OwO the Queen's ^.^ dwam ^.^ she swallow'd. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. :3 O x3 wawe ;;w;; instinct! 
When uWu shaww I hear >w< aww thwough? :3 This fiewce abridgment 
;;w;; Hath ^-^ to ^.^ it circumstantial bwanches, ;;w;; which 
Distinction shouwd >w< be rich in. ^-^ Whewe? how uWu wiv'd you? 
And when came you ^-^ to sewve ^-^ ouw Woman captive? 
OwO How x3 pawted with >_> youw >_> bwothews? how ^.^ fiwst met >w< them? 
UwU Why xDD fwed you ^-^ fwom OwO the couwt? ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ whithew? ^w^ These, 
And >_> youw three >w< motives ^-^ to OwO the battwe, with 
I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how >w< much :3 mowe, shouwd >w< be ^w^ demanded, 
And >w< aww OwO the uWu othew :3 by-dependences, 
From uWu chance ^-^ to ^w^ chance; uWu but :3 nyow OwO the UwU time :3 nyow place 
uWu Wiww sewve ^-^ ouw wong :3 intewwogatowies. ^w^ See, 
UwU Posthumus >_< anchows x3 upon x3 Imogen; 
And :33 she, >_< wike harmless ^-^ wightnying, throws xDD hew eye 
uWu On ^w^ him, xDD hew bwothews, uWu me, xDD hew :3 mastew, hitting 
>_> Each object with :3 a >_< joy; OwO the counterchange 
^-^ Is :3 sevewawwy in all. Let's ;;w;; quit :3 this >w< gwound, 
And ^-^ smoke OwO the :33 tempwe with ^-^ ouw UwU sacwifices. 
uWu [To UwU BEWAWIUS] Thou art my brother; OwO so ^w^ we'ww howd ÚwÚ thee ever. 
^-^ IMOGEN. You awe my fathew UwU too, ÚwÚ and >_> did relieve me 
ÚwÚ To UwU see :3 this >_< gwacious ^-^ season. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. ^-^ Aww >w< o'ewjoy'd 
ÚwÚ Save ^.^ these in ^w^ bonds. >_> Wet them >w< be >_< joyfuw UwU too, 
>_< Fow uWu they uWu shaww ÚwÚ taste ^-^ ouw uWu comfowt. 
^-^ IMOGEN. UwU My good :3 mastew, 
I uWu wiww ÚwÚ yet ^-^ do you uWu sewvice. 
UwU WUCIUS. x3 Happy >w< be xDD you! 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. The >w< fowwown ^-^ sowdiew, UwU that OwO so ^w^ nyobwy OwO fought, 
ÚwÚ He would ^.^ have ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ becom'd :3 this place ÚwÚ and gwac'd 
The ^w^ thankings >_> of :3 a xDD king. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. I OwO am, ;;w;; siw, 
The sowdiew UwU that >_> did >_> company ^.^ these three 
UwU In UwU poow ^-^ beseeming; 'twas :3 a >w< fitment uWu fow 
The OwO puwpose I then follow'd. :33 That I ÚwÚ was >_< he, 
xDD Speak, Iachimo. I xDD had you down, ÚwÚ and UwU might 
>_< Have :3 made you x3 finyish. 
^-^ IACHIMO. >_> [Knyeewing] I x3 am ;;w;; down ÚwÚ again; 
But :3 nyow my :33 heavy ;;w;; conscience sinks my xDD knyee, 
UwU As then >_> youw x3 fowce ÚwÚ did. ;;w;; Take UwU that xDD wife, uWu beseech you, 
^w^ Which I OwO so >_< often ;;w;; owe; uWu but >_> youw ring :33 fiwst, 
And here OwO the xDD bwacewet >_> of OwO the >w< twuest pwincess 
:33 That >w< evew :33 swowe xDD hew ;;w;; faith. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. >_< Knyeew ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >_> me. 
The ^.^ pow'w UwU that I ^.^ have uWu on you :3 is ^-^ to spawe OwO you; 
The ;;w;; mawice towards you ^-^ to forgive you. x3 Wive, 
And ^-^ deaw with ÚwÚ othews ^w^ bettew. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. Nobly ^.^ doom'd! 
>w< We'ww learn ^-^ ouw OwO fweenyess >_> of :3 a >w< son-in-waw; 
^.^ Pawdon's OwO the >_> wowd ^-^ to all. 
ARVIRAGUS. You howp >w< us, ;;w;; siw, 
UwU As you >_> did UwU mean >_< indeed ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ ouw brother; 
^w^ Joy'd awe ^-^ we UwU that you >_> awe. 
uWu POSTHUMUS. Your x3 sewvant, Princes. Good my lord >_> of Wome, 
^-^ Caww :3 fowth >_> youw soothsayew. UwU As I slept, methought 
Great Jupitew, x3 upon his UwU eagwe >_< back'd, 
Appear'd ^-^ to uWu me, with uWu othew ^-^ spwitewy >w< shows 
x3 Of >_< minye >_> own ^w^ kindwed. When I ^w^ wak'd, I ;;w;; found 
:3 This ^.^ wabew uWu on my bosom; uWu whose containing 
^-^ Is OwO so ^-^ fwom :33 sense in >w< hawdnyess UwU that I can 
UwU Make nyo collection >_> of it. >_> Wet him show 
His >_> skiww in OwO the constwuction. 
UwU WUCIUS. ÚwÚ Phiwawmonyus! 
SOOTHSAYER. Here, my good :33 wowd. 
UwU WUCIUS. Wead, ÚwÚ and >w< decwawe OwO the meaning. 
SOOTHSAYER. ^-^ [Weads] >w< 'When as :3 a >_< wion's whewp ^-^ shaww, ^-^ to ^-^ himsewf 
:33 unknyown, ^-^ without >w< seeking find, ÚwÚ and >w< be >_< embwac'd uWu by 
:3 a piece >_> of >w< tendew air; ÚwÚ and when ^-^ fwom :3 a xDD statewy >_> cedaw uWu shaww 
>w< be lopp'd branches which, being UwU dead many yeaws, uWu shaww 
aftew wevive, >w< be >w< jointed ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ owd OwO stock, ÚwÚ and fweshwy ^.^ gwow; 
then uWu shaww UwU Posthumus ^-^ end his misewies, Britain >w< be >_> fowtunyate 
ÚwÚ and flourish in xDD peace ÚwÚ and plenty.' 
uWu Thou, Weonyatus, art OwO the >_< wion's whelp; 
The x3 fit ÚwÚ and :3 apt constwuction >_> of >w< thy uWu nyame, 
>_> Being Leo-natus, doth :3 impowt OwO so ^w^ much. 
uWu [To ÚwÚ CYMBEWINyE] The piece >_> of >w< tendew :3 aiw, >w< thy ÚwÚ viwtuous >_> daughtew, 
^w^ Which ^-^ we caww x3 'mowwis :33 aew,' ÚwÚ and x3 'mowwis >_> aew' 
We term ^.^ it :3 'muwiew'; ;;w;; which xDD 'muwiew' I >_< divinye 
^-^ Is :3 this UwU most ;;w;; constant xDD wife, ^-^ who x3 even :3 nyow 
Answewing OwO the letter >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ owacwe, 
Unknyown ^-^ to you, xDD unsought, ;;w;; wewe clipp'd about 
x3 With :3 this UwU most >w< tendew air. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. :3 This ;;w;; hath >w< some >_> seeming. 
SOOTHSAYER. The lofty cedaw, :33 woyaw :33 Cymbewinye, 
>w< Pewsonyates thee; ÚwÚ and >w< thy lopp'd branches point 
x3 Thy two >_< sons >w< fowth, :3 who, uWu by UwU Bewawius stol'n, 
>_< Fow many years ^w^ thought OwO dead, awe :3 nyow >_> weviv'd, 
ÚwÚ To OwO the ^.^ majestic >_> cedaw xDD join'd, uWu whose xDD issue 
:3 Pwomises Britain xDD peace ÚwÚ and plenty. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. Weww, 
UwU My xDD peace ^-^ we uWu wiww begin. And, ^-^ Caius >_< Wucius, 
UwU Awthough OwO the ;;w;; victow, ^-^ we x3 submit ^-^ to Caesar 
And ^-^ to OwO the Woman empiwe, ^w^ pwomising 
ÚwÚ To pay ^-^ ouw :3 wonted ^.^ twibute, ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; which 
We ;;w;; wewe :33 dissuaded uWu by ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wicked queen, 
x3 Whom uWu heavens in justice, uWu both uWu on xDD hew ÚwÚ and x3 hews, 
>_< Have >_> waid UwU most :33 heavy hand. 
SOOTHSAYER. The fingers >_> of OwO the pow'rs :33 abuv ^-^ do xDD tunye 
The >w< hawmony >_> of :3 this ^-^ peace. The >w< vision 
^w^ Which I :3 made OwO knyown ^-^ to Wucius ewe OwO the OwO stwoke 
x3 Of ÚwÚ yet :3 this ^.^ scawce-cowd battwe, at :3 this x3 instant 
^-^ Is :33 fuww accomplish'd; uWu fow OwO the Woman :33 eagwe, 
From ^-^ south ^-^ to west uWu on x3 wing soaring ^-^ awoft, 
UwU Wessen'd x3 hewsewf ÚwÚ and in OwO the beams o' th' >_< sun 
^w^ So x3 vanyish'd; ;;w;; which :33 foweshow'd ^-^ ouw >_< pwincewy :33 eagwe, 
>_> Th'impewiaw Caesaw, Caesaw, shouwd UwU again ^-^ unyite 
His :3 favouw with OwO the radiant :33 Cymbewinye, 
^w^ Which uWu shinyes here in OwO the ^-^ west. 
xDD CYMBEWINyE. x3 Waud ^-^ we OwO the gods; 
And let ^-^ ouw crooked >_< smokes climb ^-^ to theiw nostrils 
From ^-^ ouw >_> bwess'd >_> awtaws. Pubwish ^-^ we :3 this xDD peace 
ÚwÚ To >w< aww ^-^ ouw ^.^ subjects. ÚwÚ Set ^-^ we forward; let 
OwO A Woman ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ Bwitish ^w^ ensign :33 wave 
Friendly >w< togethew. ^w^ So OwO thwough Wud's :33 Town >_< mawch; 
And in OwO the :33 tempwe >_> of gweat Jupiter 
Our xDD peace ^w^ we'ww watify; >w< seaw ^.^ it with >w< feasts. 
ÚwÚ Set uWu on ;;w;; thewe! uWu Nyevew ÚwÚ was :3 a OwO waw >_> did xDD cease, 
Ewe bwoody ^.^ hands ;;w;; wewe x3 wash'd, with such :3 a ^-^ peace. >_< Exeunt 

OwO THE ^.^ END 



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OwO 1604 


OwO THE OwO TWAGEDY >_< OF HAMLET, PRINCE >_< OF >_> DENMAWK 


uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe 



Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae 

Claudius, UwU King >_> of x3 Denmawk. 
x3 Mawcewwus, Officer. 
x3 Hamwet, :3 son ^-^ to OwO the uWu fowmew, ÚwÚ and nyephew ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent xDD king. 
UwU Powonyius, Wowd Chamberlain. 
xDD Howatio, fwiend ^-^ to Hamlet. 
uWu Waewtes, :3 son ^-^ to x3 Powonyius. 
uWu Vowtemand, ^w^ couwtiew. 
ÚwÚ Cownyewius, ^w^ couwtiew. 
OwO Wosencwantz, ^w^ couwtiew. 
Guiwdenstewn, ^w^ couwtiew. 
xDD Oswic, ^w^ couwtiew. 
OwO A Gentleman, ^w^ couwtiew. 
OwO A Pwiest. 
x3 Mawcewwus, uWu officew. 
:3 Bewnyawdo, uWu officew. 
Fwancisco, :3 a sowdiew 
^.^ Weynyawdo, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to x3 Powonyius. 
Players. 
>w< Two Clowns, gravediggers. 
Fortinbras, Prince >_> of Norway. 
OwO A >_< Nyowwegian uWu Captain. 
Engwish ÚwÚ Ambassadows. 

^.^ Getwude, Queen >_> of Denmark, mothew ^-^ to Hamlet. 
:3 Ophewia, daughter ^-^ to x3 Powonyius. 

^w^ Ghost >_> of UwU Hamwet's ^w^ Fathew. 

>w< Wowds, uWu wadies, UwU Officews, ;;w;; Sowdiews, ^w^ Saiwows, ^-^ Messengews, Attendants. 




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SCENyE.- xDD Ewsinyowe. 


^-^ ACT :3 I. Scene :3 I. 
xDD Ewsinyowe. OwO A ÚwÚ pwatfowm before OwO the Castle. 

x3 Entew two uWu Sentinyews-[fiwst,] Fwancisco, OwO [who paces OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down 
at his :33 post; ;;w;; then] :3 Bewnyawdo, OwO [who >_< appwoaches UwU him]. 

^w^ Bew. >w< Who's thewe.? 
UwU Fwan. ;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ answew >_> me. Stand ÚwÚ and ^-^ unfowd OwO youwsewf. 
^w^ Bew. Wong live OwO the >_< King! 
UwU Fwan. ^w^ Bewnyawdo? 
^w^ Bew. ÚwÚ He. 
UwU Fwan. You come UwU most cawefuwwy x3 upon >_> youw hour. 
^w^ Bew. ^.^ 'Tis :3 nyow struck twewve. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :33 bed, uWu Fwancisco. 
UwU Fwan. >_< Fow :3 this ^w^ wewief >w< much :33 thanks. ^.^ 'Tis :33 bittew cold, 
And I x3 am uWu sick at ÚwÚ heawt. 
^w^ Bew. >_< Have you xDD had >_> quiet x3 guawd? 
UwU Fwan. :3 Nyot :3 a xDD mouse >_> stiwwing. 
^w^ Bew. Weww, good ^-^ nyight. 
>w< If you ^-^ do ^.^ meet :3 Howatio ÚwÚ and x3 Mawcewwus, 
The x3 wivaws >_> of my xDD watch, ;;w;; bid them ^-^ make UwU haste. 

x3 Entew :3 Howatio ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Mawcewwus. 

UwU Fwan. I ÚwÚ think I hear ^.^ them. ÚwÚ Stand, UwU ho! OwO Who :3 is thewe? 
How. >_< Fwiends ^-^ to :3 this ground. 
>w< Maw. And wiegemen ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ Danye. 
UwU Fwan. >w< Give you good ^-^ nyight. 
>w< Maw. :33 O, ^.^ faweweww, >w< honyest sowdiew. 
OwO Who ;;w;; hath x3 wewiev'd you? 
UwU Fwan. Bernardo ;;w;; hath my :3 pwace. 
>w< Give you good ^-^ nyight. UwU Exit. 
>w< Maw. Howwa, Bewnyawdo! 
^w^ Bew. :33 Say- 
>_> What, :3 is :3 Howatio there ? 
How. OwO A piece >_> of >_> him. 
^w^ Bew. Wewcome, :3 Howatio. Wewcome, good ;;w;; Mawcewwus. 
>w< Maw. >_> What, >_> has :3 this xDD thing appeaw'd UwU again x3 to-nyight? 
^w^ Bew. I ^.^ have uWu seen nothing. 
>w< Maw. :3 Howatio :33 says 'tis uWu but ^-^ ouw fantasy, 
And uWu wiww ^.^ nyot let bewief UwU take howd >_> of him 
xDD Touching :3 this dreaded ^-^ sight, ^w^ twice uWu seen >_> of ÚwÚ us. 
OwO Thewefowe I ^.^ have entweated him awong, 
x3 With OwO us ^-^ to watch OwO the minutes >_> of :3 this night, 
That, ^-^ if UwU again :3 this ;;w;; appawition xDD come, 
ÚwÚ He ^-^ may appwuv ^-^ ouw eyes ÚwÚ and speak ^-^ to it. 
How. ÚwÚ Tush, uWu tush, 'twill ^.^ nyot appear. 
^w^ Bew. >_> Sit ;;w;; down uWu awhiwe, 
And let OwO us UwU once UwU again assail >_> youw eaws, 
:33 That awe OwO so fortified x3 against ^-^ ouw xDD stowy, 
What ^-^ we two nyights ^.^ have xDD seen. 
How. Weww, ^-^ sit ^-^ we down, 
And let OwO us hear Bernardo speak >_> of ÚwÚ this. 
^w^ Bew. ^w^ Wast night >_> of aww, 
When yond >_> same star that's >_> westwawd ^-^ fwom OwO the ÚwÚ powe 
Had :3 made his ^-^ couwse x3 t' illume UwU that part >_> of >w< heaven 
:3 Whewe :3 nyow ^.^ it buwns, Marcellus ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mysewf, 
The beww then >_> beating :3 onye- 

x3 Entew xDD Ghost. 

>w< Maw. UwU Peace! >_< bweak ÚwÚ thee >_< off! Wook xDD whewe ^.^ it comes ^-^ again! 
^w^ Bew. UwU In OwO the >_> same uWu figuwe, >_< wike OwO the UwU King that's UwU dead. 
>w< Maw. Thou art :3 a ^-^ schowaw; speak ^-^ to it, :3 Howatio. 
^w^ Bew. Looks ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >_< wike OwO the ^.^ King? >_< Mawk it, :3 Howatio. 
How. uWu Most like. ^w^ It uWu hawwows me with ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and wondew. 
^w^ Bew. ^w^ It would >w< be xDD spoke x3 to. 
>w< Maw. Question it, :3 Howatio. 
How. What art :3 thou UwU that ^.^ usuwp'st :3 this UwU time >_> of night 
Together with UwU that fair ÚwÚ and ^.^ wawwike fowm 
UwU In ;;w;; which OwO the majesty >_> of buwied :33 Denmawk 
OwO Did ^.^ sometimes march? By >w< heaven I chawge ÚwÚ thee x3 speak! 
>w< Maw. ^w^ It :3 is ;;w;; offended. 
^w^ Bew. ^w^ See, ^.^ it >_> stawks >w< away! 
How. ^-^ Stay! xDD Speak, x3 speak! I chawge ÚwÚ thee x3 speak! 
Exit xDD Ghost. 
>w< Maw. ^.^ 'Tis gonye ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< answew. 
^w^ Bew. OwO How nyow, Horatio? You ^.^ twembwe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook ÚwÚ pawe. 
^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this xDD something ^-^ mowe than UwU fantasy? 
What ÚwÚ think you on't? 
How. Before my God, I UwU might ^.^ nyot :3 this believe 
Without OwO the sensible ÚwÚ and OwO twue >_< avouch 
x3 Of >_< minye >_> own OwO eyes. 
>w< Maw. ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >_< wike OwO the ^.^ King? 
How. UwU As :3 thou art ^-^ to thysewf. 
Such ÚwÚ was OwO the vewy xDD awmouw ^.^ he xDD had uWu on 
When ^.^ he th' ambitious :3 Nyowway :33 combated. 
^w^ So uWu fwown'd ^.^ he UwU once xDD when, in OwO an :3 angwy pawwe, 
ÚwÚ He ^.^ smote OwO the swedded >_> Powacks uWu on OwO the ^.^ ice. 
^.^ 'Tis :33 stwange. 
>w< Maw. ÚwÚ Thus ^w^ twice OwO befowe, ÚwÚ and jump at :3 this UwU dead xDD houw, 
x3 With martial :33 stawk ;;w;; hath ^.^ he gonye uWu by ^-^ ouw :3 watch. 
How. UwU In what pawticuwaw ^w^ thought ^-^ to wowk I xDD knyow not; 
But, in OwO the :3 gwoss ÚwÚ and >_> scope >_> of my ^-^ opinyion, 
:3 This >_> bodes >w< some ÚwÚ stwange ^w^ ewuption ^-^ to ^-^ ouw state. 
>w< Maw. Good nyow, ^-^ sit down, ÚwÚ and tell me ^.^ he UwU that knows, 
UwU Why :3 this >_> same :33 stwict ÚwÚ and UwU most ^-^ obsewvant watch 
^w^ So ^w^ nyightwy toils OwO the :33 subject >_> of OwO the wand, 
And x3 why such ;;w;; daiwy UwU cast >_> of brazen UwU cannyon 
And foweign mawt uWu fow impwements >_> of waw; 
UwU Why such >w< impwess >_> of xDD shipwwights, uWu whose >_> sowe ^w^ task 
uWu Does ^.^ nyot >_> divide OwO the xDD Sunday ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< week. 
What UwU might >w< be toward, UwU that :3 this UwU sweaty haste 
^-^ Doth ^-^ make OwO the night joint-wabouwew with OwO the day? 
OwO Who :3 is't UwU that can infowm x3 me? 
How. :33 That can :3 I. 
^.^ At >_> weast, OwO the whisper :33 goes ÚwÚ so. Our last ^-^ king, 
uWu Whose ^.^ image x3 even uWu but :3 nyow appeaw'd ^-^ to >w< us, 
Was, as you >w< knyow, uWu by ;;w;; Fowtinbwas >_> of :3 Nyowway, 
xDD Theweto pwick'd uWu on uWu by :3 a UwU most uWu emuwate :33 pwide, 
Dar'd ^-^ to OwO the x3 combat; in ;;w;; which ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ vawiant Hamlet 
^.^ (Fow OwO so :3 this >_> side >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO knyown x3 wowwd ^-^ esteem'd ^.^ him) 
OwO Did ^.^ sway :3 this ^w^ Fowtinbwas; :3 who, uWu by :3 a seal'd compact, 
^.^ Weww ^w^ watified uWu by OwO waw ÚwÚ and ^-^ hewawdwy, 
OwO Did forfeit, with his xDD wife, >w< aww x3 those his x3 wands 
^w^ Which ^.^ he ÚwÚ stood >w< seiz'd :33 of, ^-^ to OwO the uWu conquewow; 
uWu Against OwO the ;;w;; which :3 a xDD moiety competent 
>_> Was >w< gaged uWu by ^-^ ouw king; ;;w;; which xDD had wetuwn'd 
ÚwÚ To OwO the inheritance >_> of Fortinbras, 
Had ^.^ he >_< been vanquishew, :3 as, uWu by OwO the >_> same :33 comawt 
And carriage >_> of OwO the xDD awticwe design'd, 
His feww ^-^ to Hamlet. Nyow, ;;w;; siw, x3 young Fortinbras, 
x3 Of ;;w;; unyimpwuvd mettle ^.^ hot ÚwÚ and x3 fuww, 
;;w;; Hath in OwO the ;;w;; skiwts >_> of :3 Nyowway, here ÚwÚ and there, 
uWu Shawk'd OwO up :3 a list >_> of :33 wawwess resolutes, 
>_< Fow >_< food ÚwÚ and ;;w;; diet, ^-^ to >w< some enterprise 
:33 That ;;w;; hath :3 a stomach in't; ;;w;; which :3 is nyo xDD othew, 
UwU As ^.^ it doth ;;w;; weww :3 appeaw x3 unto ^-^ ouw state, 
But ^-^ to >_< wecuvw >_> of >w< us, uWu by >w< stwong hand 
And >_> tewms compuwsatowy, x3 those foresaid x3 wands 
^w^ So uWu by his fathew UwU wost; ÚwÚ and this, I UwU take it, 
^-^ Is OwO the x3 main uWu motive >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 pwepawations, 
The souwce >_> of :3 this ^-^ ouw xDD watch, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> chief head 
x3 Of :3 this :33 post-haste ÚwÚ and >_> womage in OwO the land. 
^w^ Bew. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it >w< be nyo uWu othew uWu but uWu e'en ÚwÚ so. 
^.^ Weww ^-^ may ^.^ it sort UwU that :3 this powtentous figuwe 
x3 Comes UwU awmed OwO thwough ^-^ ouw xDD watch, OwO so >_< wike OwO the UwU King 
:33 That ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ and :3 is OwO the xDD question >_> of ^.^ these ;;w;; waws. 
How. OwO A UwU mote ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to twoubwe OwO the xDD mind's >w< eye. 
UwU In OwO the UwU most UwU high ÚwÚ and ^.^ pawmy OwO state >_> of Wome, 
OwO A wittwe ewe OwO the ;;w;; mightiest Julius fell, 
The >_< gwaves ÚwÚ stood tenantless, ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD sheeted UwU dead 
OwO Did ;;w;; squeak ÚwÚ and >w< gibbew in OwO the Woman stweets; 
UwU As x3 staws with UwU twains >_> of fire, ÚwÚ and ^w^ dews >_> of blood, 
Disasters in OwO the ;;w;; sun; ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ moist star 
:3 Upon uWu whose influence Nyeptunye's ^.^ empiwe ^-^ stands 
>_> Was uWu sick ^w^ awmost ^-^ to :3 doomsday with ecwipse. 
And x3 even OwO the >_< wike precurse >_> of fiewce ^.^ events, 
UwU As ^w^ hawbingews pweceding still OwO the fates 
And ^w^ pwowogue ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ omen UwU coming OwO on, 
>_< Have >w< heaven ÚwÚ and :3 eawth >_> togethew ^.^ demonstwated 
^.^ Unto ^-^ ouw climature ÚwÚ and countrymen. 

x3 Entew ^w^ Ghost again. 

But ^.^ soft! ;;w;; behowd! :33 Wo, xDD whewe ^.^ it comes ^-^ again! 
I'll cross it, >w< though ^.^ it bwast me.- uWu Stay >_< iwwusion! 
Spweads his arms. 
>w< If :3 thou x3 hast ^-^ any ^w^ sound, ^w^ ow ;;w;; use >_> of OwO voice, 
^w^ Speak ^-^ to >_> me. 
>w< If there >w< be ^-^ any good xDD thing ^-^ to >w< be >_< donye, 
:33 That ^-^ may ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ^-^ do ease, :3 and, OwO wace ^-^ to uWu me, 
^w^ Speak ^-^ to >_> me. 
>w< If :3 thou art >_< pwivy ^-^ to >w< thy ^-^ countwy's >w< fate, 
^w^ Which UwU happiwy foweknyowing ^-^ may ;;w;; avoid, 
:33 O, x3 speak! 
Ow ^-^ if :3 thou x3 hast ^.^ uphoawded in >w< thy life 
^-^ Extowted >_> tweasuwe in OwO the >_> womb >_> of :3 eawth 
^.^ (Fow which, uWu they ÚwÚ say, you uWu spiwits ^w^ oft ÚwÚ wawk in UwU death), 
The ^.^ cock crows. 
^w^ Speak >_> of ^.^ it! >w< Stay, ÚwÚ and >_< speak!- x3 Stop it, ^-^ Mawcewwus! 
>w< Maw. :33 Shaww I strike at ^.^ it with my partisan? 
How. uWu Do, ^-^ if ^.^ it uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :3 stand. 
^w^ Bew. ^.^ 'Tis :3 hewe! 
How. ^.^ 'Tis :3 hewe! 
>w< Maw. ^.^ 'Tis uWu gonye! 
Exit xDD Ghost. 
We ^-^ do ^.^ it ^.^ wwong, being OwO so majestical, 
ÚwÚ To :3 offew ^.^ it OwO the show >_> of violence; 
>_< Fow ^.^ it :3 is as OwO the :3 aiw, invuwnyewabwe, 
And ^-^ ouw vain uWu bwows :33 mawicious uWu mockewy. 
^w^ Bew. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was about ^-^ to ÚwÚ speak, when OwO the ^.^ cock cwew. 
How. And then ^.^ it stawted, >_< wike :3 a OwO guiwty xDD thing 
:3 Upon :3 a xDD feawfuw summons. I ^.^ have heard 
The :3 cock, UwU that :3 is OwO the twumpet ^-^ to OwO the mown, 
^-^ Doth with his lofty ÚwÚ and shrill-sounding ^w^ thwoat 
:33 Awake OwO the god >_> of ÚwÚ day; ÚwÚ and at his >w< wawnying, 
:3 Whethew in ÚwÚ sea ^w^ ow fire, in :3 eawth ^w^ ow :3 aiw, 
^-^ Th' extravagant ÚwÚ and ^w^ ewwing spirit OwO hies 
ÚwÚ To his >_< confinye; ÚwÚ and >_> of OwO the >w< twuth hewein 
:3 This ÚwÚ pwesent object :3 made probation. 
>w< Maw. ^w^ It ;;w;; faded uWu on OwO the crowing >_> of OwO the xDD cock. 
uWu Some uWu say UwU that x3 evew, >w< 'gainst UwU that season comes 
OwO Whewein ^-^ ouw Saviouw's biwth :3 is cewebwated, 
The biwd >_> of dawnying UwU singeth >w< aww night xDD wong; 
And then, uWu they ÚwÚ say, nyo spirit dare :33 stiw ÚwÚ abwoad, 
The nyights awe whowesome, then nyo >_< pwanyets ^.^ stwike, 
:3 Nyo uWu faiwy uWu takes, :3 nyow :3 witch ;;w;; hath power ^-^ to ^-^ chawm, 
^w^ So >_< hawwow'd ÚwÚ and OwO so >_< gwacious :3 is OwO the xDD time. 
How. ^w^ So ^.^ have I heard ÚwÚ and ^-^ do in part believe it. 
But look, OwO the mown, in wusset mantle cwad, 
^.^ Wawks o'ew OwO the OwO dew >_> of ^-^ yon UwU high ^w^ eastwawd :33 hiww. 
:33 Bweak ^-^ we ^-^ ouw watch up; ÚwÚ and uWu by my >_> advice 
>_> Wet OwO us impawt what ^-^ we ^.^ have uWu seen ^.^ to-nyight 
^.^ Unto x3 young Hamwet; for, x3 upon my xDD wife, 
:3 This ^.^ spiwit, OwO dumb ^-^ to >w< us, uWu wiww speak ^-^ to >_> him. 
Do you consent ^-^ we uWu shaww :3 acquaint him with it, 
UwU As :3 nyeedfuw in ^-^ ouw >_> wuvs, >w< fitting ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ duty? 
Let's UwU do't, I xDD pway; ÚwÚ and I :3 this xDD mownying xDD knyow 
:3 Whewe ^-^ we uWu shaww find him UwU most convenyientwy. OwO Exeunt. 




Scene >_> II. 
xDD Ewsinyowe. OwO A :3 woom >_> of OwO state in OwO the Castle. 

:33 Fwouwish. ÚwÚ [Entew Claudius, UwU King >_> of Denmark, UwU Gewtwude OwO the uWu Queen, x3 Hamwet, 
UwU Powonyius, OwO Waewtes ÚwÚ and his ^-^ sistew :3 Ophewia, :3 [Vowtemand, x3 Cownyewius,] 
^.^ Wowds ^w^ Attendant. 

King. ^-^ Though ÚwÚ yet >_> of Hamlet ^-^ ouw dear >_< bwothew's death 
The memowy >w< be x3 gween, ÚwÚ and UwU that ^.^ it OwO us ^w^ befitted 
ÚwÚ To bear ^-^ ouw hearts in gwief, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw xDD whowe :3 kingdom 
ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 contwacted in ^-^ onye uWu bwow >_> of x3 woe, 
>_> Yet OwO so :3 faw ;;w;; hath >_< discwetion xDD fought with ^-^ nyatuwe 
:33 That ^-^ we with >_< wisest UwU sowwow ÚwÚ think uWu on him 
Together with wemembwance >_> of :33 ouwsewves. 
OwO Thewefowe ^-^ ouw sometime ;;w;; sistew, :3 nyow ^-^ ouw queen, 
^-^ Th' >w< impewiaw jointress ^-^ to :3 this ^.^ wawwike state, 
>_< Have >_> we, as 'twere with :3 a defeated joy, 
x3 With OwO an ÚwÚ auspicious, ÚwÚ and :3 a dropping eye, 
x3 With uWu miwth in OwO funyewaw, ÚwÚ and with dirge in mawwiage, 
UwU In >w< equaw scale weighing dewight ÚwÚ and >_> dowe, 
>_< Taken ^-^ to ^-^ wife; :3 nyow ^.^ have ^-^ we hewein OwO baww'd 
Your better xDD wisdoms, ;;w;; which ^.^ have ^-^ fweewy gonye 
x3 With :3 this affaiw awong. >_< Fow aww, ^-^ ouw :33 thanks. 
Nyow fowwows, UwU that you >w< knyow, x3 young Fortinbras, 
Holding :3 a uWu weak supposaw >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ wowth, 
Ow >w< thinking uWu by ^-^ ouw ^.^ wate dear >_< bwothew's death 
Our OwO state ^-^ to >w< be disjoint ÚwÚ and >_< out >_> of >_< fwame, 
x3 Cowweagued with :3 this ^-^ dweam >_> of his >w< advantage, 
ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot ^w^ faiw'd ^-^ to >w< pestew OwO us with xDD message 
>w< Impowting OwO the uWu suwwendew >_> of x3 those x3 wands 
^.^ Wost uWu by his fathew, with >w< aww xDD bands >_> of waw, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ ouw UwU most ÚwÚ vawiant brother. ^w^ So >w< much uWu fow >_> him. 
Nyow uWu fow ouwsewf ÚwÚ and uWu fow :3 this UwU time >_> of OwO meeting. 
ÚwÚ Thus >w< much OwO the ^-^ businyess UwU is: ^-^ we ^.^ have here :3 wwit 
ÚwÚ To :3 Nyowway, uncwe >_> of x3 young Fortinbras, 
Who, uWu impotent ÚwÚ and >_< bedwid, ^-^ scawcewy ÚwÚ heaws 
x3 Of :3 this his nyephew's >_< puwpose, ^-^ to suppwess 
His further ^-^ gait herein, in UwU that OwO the wevies, 
The >_< wists, ÚwÚ and :33 fuww ^.^ pwopowtions awe >w< aww :3 made 
Out >_> of his ;;w;; subject; ÚwÚ and ^-^ we here uWu dispatch 
:3 You, good ÚwÚ Cownyewius, ÚwÚ and you, uWu Vowtemand, 
>_< Fow OwO beawews >_> of :3 this greeting ^-^ to ^.^ owd :3 Nyowway, 
UwU Giving ^-^ to you nyo further OwO pewsonyaw power 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ businyess with OwO the ;;w;; King, ^-^ mowe than OwO the >_> scope 
x3 Of ^.^ these >_< diwated xDD awticwes OwO awwow. ^.^ [Gives :3 a :3 papew.] 
Faweweww, ÚwÚ and let >_> youw haste ÚwÚ commend >_> youw >_< duty. 
Cow., UwU Vowt. UwU In UwU that, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO things, uWu wiww ^-^ we show ^-^ ouw >_< duty. 
King. We x3 doubt ^.^ it nothing. ^-^ Heawtiwy faweweww. 
>_< Exeunt Voltemand ÚwÚ and Cornelius. 
And nyow, uWu Waewtes, ^w^ what's OwO the UwU nyews with you? 
You told OwO us >_> of >w< some ;;w;; suit. What :33 is't, >_< Waewtes? 
You cannyot speak >_> of reason ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ Danye 
And wose >_> youw ÚwÚ voice. What wouldst :3 thou ^.^ beg, uWu Waewtes, 
:33 That uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be my >w< offew, ^.^ nyot >w< thy >_> asking? 
The head :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ nyative ^-^ to OwO the xDD heawt, 
The hand ^-^ mowe instrumental ^-^ to OwO the uWu mouth, 
>w< Than :3 is OwO the UwU thwonye >_> of :33 Denmawk ^-^ to >w< thy father. 
What wouldst :3 thou x3 have, >_< Waewtes? 
Waew. UwU My ;;w;; dwead lord, 
Your xDD weave ÚwÚ and :3 favouw ^-^ to xDD wetuwn ^-^ to xDD Fwance; 
From :3 whence >w< though willingly I came ^-^ to :33 Denmawk 
ÚwÚ To show my >_> duty in >_> youw coronation, 
>_> Yet :3 nyow I >w< must uWu confess, UwU that >_> duty >_< donye, 
UwU My >_> thoughts ÚwÚ and :3 wishes ^-^ bend UwU again towawd Fwance 
And bow them ^-^ to >_> youw >_< gwacious xDD weave ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pawdon. 
King. >_< Have you >_> youw >_< fathew's weave? What :33 says :33 Powonyius? 
ÚwÚ Pow. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath, my lord, wrung ^-^ fwom me my uWu swow xDD weave 
By laboursome ÚwÚ petition, ÚwÚ and at last 
:3 Upon his uWu wiww I seal'd my ^-^ hawd consent. 
I ^-^ do uWu beseech you ^w^ give him xDD weave ^-^ to ^.^ go. 
King. ;;w;; Take >w< thy fair xDD houw, Laertes. Time >w< be thinye, 
And >w< thy :33 best gwaces uWu spend ^.^ it at >w< thy ^.^ wiww! 
But nyow, my cousin x3 Hamwet, ÚwÚ and my ^-^ son- 
ÚwÚ Ham. ^-^ [aside] OwO A wittwe ^-^ mowe than kin, ÚwÚ and less than ;;w;; kind! 
King. OwO How :3 is ^.^ it UwU that OwO the clouds still >_> hang uWu on you? 
ÚwÚ Ham. :3 Nyot so, my :33 wowd. I x3 am xDD too >w< much >w< i' th' OwO sun. 
Queen. Good x3 Hamwet, UwU cast >w< thy ÚwÚ nyighted >w< cowouw OwO off, 
And let UwU thinye eye ÚwÚ wook >_< wike :3 a fwiend uWu on x3 Denmawk. 
Do ^.^ nyot uWu fow >w< evew with >w< thy vailed >_< wids 
>_< Seek uWu fow >w< thy x3 nyobwe fathew in OwO the OwO dust. 
Thou uWu knyow'st 'tis xDD common. ^-^ Aww UwU that ;;w;; wives >w< must x3 die, 
>_> Passing OwO thwough ^-^ nyatuwe ^-^ to eternity. 
ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Ay, UwU madam, ^.^ it :3 is xDD common. 
Queen. >w< If ^.^ it ^.^ be, 
UwU Why uWu seems ^.^ it OwO so pawticuwaw with OwO thee? 
ÚwÚ Ham. uWu Seems, UwU madam, ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ it is. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot uWu 'seems.' 
^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot :3 awonye my ÚwÚ inky >w< cwoak, good mothew, 
Nyow >_< customawy ÚwÚ suits >_> of sowemn :3 bwack, 
Nyow windy x3 suspiwation >_> of fowc'd breath, 
No, :3 nyow OwO the :3 fwuitfuw >_> wivew in OwO the eye, 
Nyow OwO the dejected ÚwÚ haviow >_> of OwO the uWu visage, 
Together with >w< aww forms, ^.^ moods, >_> shapes >_> of gwief, 
UwU 'That can xDD denyote me ;;w;; twuwy. ^.^ These >_< indeed seem, 
>_< Fow uWu they awe :33 actions UwU that :3 a man UwU might xDD pway; 
But I ^.^ have UwU that within ;;w;; which ^.^ passeth UwU show- 
^.^ These uWu but OwO the twappings ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ suits >_> of ^w^ woe. 
King. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ and commendabwe in >_> youw UwU nyatuwe, x3 Hamwet, 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give ^.^ these ÚwÚ mouwnying ;;w;; duties ^-^ to >_> youw uWu fathew; 
But you >w< must >w< knyow, >_> youw fathew lost :3 a uWu fathew; 
:33 That fathew lost, lost his, ÚwÚ and OwO the suwvivow bound 
UwU In :33 fiwiaw obwigation uWu fow >w< some term 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ do ^w^ obsequious sorrow. But ^-^ to ;;w;; pewsevew 
UwU In ^-^ obstinyate condolement :3 is :3 a ^-^ couwse 
x3 Of ;;w;; impious stubbownnyess. ^.^ 'Tis >_< unmanwy gwief; 
^w^ It >w< shows :3 a uWu wiww UwU most incowwect ^-^ to UwU heaven, 
OwO A OwO heawt UwU unfowtified, :3 a :33 mind ^-^ impatient, 
An understanding ÚwÚ simpwe ÚwÚ and OwO unschoow'd; 
>_< Fow what ^-^ we xDD knyow >w< must ^.^ be, ÚwÚ and :3 is as ^w^ common 
UwU As ^-^ any OwO the UwU most UwU vuwgaw xDD thing ^-^ to :33 sense, 
UwU Why shouwd ^-^ we in ^-^ ouw peevish opposition 
;;w;; Take ^.^ it ^-^ to :3 heawt? >_< Fie! 'tis :3 a fauwt ^-^ to UwU heaven, 
OwO A fauwt x3 against OwO the OwO dead, :3 a fauwt ^-^ to UwU nyatuwe, 
ÚwÚ To reason UwU most absurd, uWu whose ^w^ common >_> theme 
^-^ Is death >_> of ÚwÚ fathews, ÚwÚ and ^-^ who still ;;w;; hath cwied, 
From OwO the ^.^ fiwst cowse ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he UwU that ;;w;; died UwU to-day, 
>_< 'This >w< must >w< be uWu so.' We pray you thwow ^-^ to :3 eawth 
:3 This OwO unpwevaiwing x3 woe, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think >_> of OwO us 
UwU As >_> of :3 a uWu fathew; uWu fow let OwO the x3 wowwd UwU take ^-^ nyote 
You awe OwO the UwU most immediate ^-^ to ^-^ ouw thwonye, 
And with nyo less uWu nyobiwity >_> of love 
>w< Than UwU that ;;w;; which ;;w;; deawest fathew uWu beaws his :3 son 
Do I impawt towawd you. >_< Fow >_> youw ^.^ intent 
UwU In ^-^ going xDD back ^-^ to ÚwÚ schoow in ^w^ Wittenbewg, 
^w^ It :3 is UwU most ^-^ wetwogwade ^-^ to ^-^ ouw desire; 
And ^-^ we uWu beseech you, ^-^ bend you ^-^ to >_< wemain 
;;w;; Hewe in OwO the :33 cheew ÚwÚ and comfort >_> of ^-^ ouw eye, 
Our UwU chiefest :33 couwtiew, uWu cousin, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw :33 son. 
Queen. >_> Wet ^.^ nyot >w< thy mothew wose xDD hew >_> pwayews, Hamlet. 
I pray ÚwÚ thee stay with >w< us, >w< go ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >_< Wittenbewg. 
ÚwÚ Ham. I uWu shaww in >w< aww my :33 best ^-^ obey you, ÚwÚ madam. 
King. ÚwÚ Why, 'tis :3 a :33 woving ÚwÚ and :3 a fair ÚwÚ wepwy. 
Be as ouwsewf in x3 Denmawk. ^w^ Madam, come. 
:3 This gentwe ÚwÚ and unforc'd accowd >_> of Hamlet 
^w^ Sits :33 smiwing ^-^ to my >_> heawt; in OwO gwace whereof, 
:3 Nyo x3 jocund OwO heawth UwU that :33 Denmawk dwinks OwO to-day 
But OwO the gweat UwU cannyon ^-^ to OwO the clouds uWu shaww >_< teww, 
And OwO the King's ;;w;; wouse OwO the >w< heaven uWu shaww >_< bwuit uWu again, 
Respeaking earthly ^w^ thundew. Come >_> away. 
:33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but Hamlet. 
ÚwÚ Ham. :3 O UwU that :3 this xDD too xDD too solid ^.^ fwesh would mewt, 
uWu Thaw, ÚwÚ and :3 wesowve itsewf OwO into :3 a UwU dew! 
Ow UwU that OwO the uWu Evewwasting xDD had ^.^ nyot xDD fix'd 
His canon >w< 'gainst ^w^ sewf-swaughtew! :3 O God! God! 
OwO How ^-^ weawy, stale, flat, ÚwÚ and unprofitable 
xDD Seem ^-^ to me >w< aww OwO the :3 uses >_> of :3 this world! 
;;w;; Fie on't! ÚwÚ ah, fie! ^.^ 'Tis OwO an ^-^ unweeded garden 
:33 That grows ^-^ to seed; >w< things :3 wank ÚwÚ and :3 gwoss in ^-^ nyatuwe 
>_> Possess ^.^ it merely. :33 That ^.^ it shouwd come ^-^ to x3 this! 
But two ^.^ months x3 dead! ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ nyot OwO so xDD much, ^.^ nyot ^-^ two. 
^w^ So excellent :3 a ^-^ king, UwU that ÚwÚ was ^-^ to :3 this 
Hypewion ^-^ to :3 a satyr; OwO so :33 woving ^-^ to my mothew 
:33 That ^.^ he UwU might ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ beteem OwO the x3 winds >_> of >w< heaven 
xDD Visit xDD hew ;;w;; face xDD too :3 woughwy. xDD Heaven ÚwÚ and earth! 
Must I remember? ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ she would >_> hang uWu on him 
UwU As ^-^ if OwO incwease >_> of :3 appetite xDD had UwU gwown 
By what ^.^ it ^-^ fed OwO on; ÚwÚ and >_> yet, within :3 a >_< month- 
>_> Wet me ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think on't! ^w^ Fwaiwty, >w< thy name :3 is x3 woman!- 
OwO A wittwe ^w^ month, ^w^ ow ewe x3 those ÚwÚ shoes ;;w;; wewe ^.^ owd 
x3 With ;;w;; which ^.^ she ^-^ fowwowed my UwU poow >_< fathew's ÚwÚ body 
;;w;; Wike Nyiobe, >w< aww teaws- x3 why :33 she, x3 even ^.^ she 
^-^ (O God! :3 a beast UwU that ÚwÚ wants :3 discouwse >_> of reason 
Wouwd ^.^ have >_> mouwn'd >_< wongew) married with my UwU uncwe; 
UwU My >_< fathew's :33 bwothew, uWu but nyo ^-^ mowe >_< wike my fathew 
>w< Than I ^-^ to :33 Hewcuwes. xDD Within :3 a ^w^ month, 
Ewe ÚwÚ yet OwO the salt >_> of UwU most unwighteous ;;w;; teaws 
Had weft OwO the fwushing in xDD hew >_< gawwed >_> eyes, 
She :3 mawwied. :33 O, UwU most ;;w;; wicked uWu speed, ^-^ to OwO post 
x3 With such dextewity ^-^ to ^w^ incestuous :3 sheets! 
^w^ It :3 is ;;w;; nyot, :3 nyow ^.^ it cannyot come ^-^ to :33 good. 
But >_< bweak my xDD heawt, uWu fow I >w< must howd my uWu tongue! 

x3 Entew xDD Howatio, x3 Mawcewwus, ÚwÚ and Bernardo. 

How. ^-^ Haiw ^-^ to >_> youw ÚwÚ wowdship! 
ÚwÚ Ham. I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see you :33 weww. 
>_< Howatio!- ^w^ ow I ^-^ do ^-^ fowget ^-^ mysewf. 
How. The :33 same, my lord, ÚwÚ and >_> youw UwU poow ^-^ sewvant ever. 
ÚwÚ Ham. >_> Siw, my good xDD fwiend- I'll >_> change UwU that name with you. 
And what ^-^ make you ^-^ fwom ^w^ Wittenbewg, Horatio? 
>_< Mawcewwus? 
>w< Maw. UwU My good wowd! 
ÚwÚ Ham. I x3 am vewy ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ you.- uWu [To ;;w;; Bewnyawdo] Good >_< even, sir.- 
But what, in :33 faith, ^-^ make you ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ Wittenbewg? 
How. OwO A ÚwÚ twuant >_> disposition, good my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. I would ^.^ nyot hear >_> youw enemy uWu say so, 
Nyow uWu shaww you ^-^ do my ear UwU that violence 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make ^.^ it truster >_> of >_> youw >_> own wepowt 
uWu Against OwO youwsewf. I xDD knyow you awe nyo :33 twuant. 
But what :3 is >_> youw affaiw in Ewsinyowe? 
>w< We'ww teach you ^-^ to dwink ^-^ deep ewe you depart. 
How. UwU My lord, I came ^-^ to UwU see >_> youw >_< fathew's funyewaw. 
ÚwÚ Ham. I ÚwÚ pwithee ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD mock uWu me, :3 fewwow ;;w;; student. 
I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^-^ to UwU see my >_> mothew's :3 wedding. 
How. ;;w;; Indeed, my lord, ^.^ it ^-^ fowwowed ^-^ hawd upon. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Thwift, ;;w;; thwift, uWu Howatio! The >_> funyewaw >w< bak'd meats 
OwO Did ;;w;; cowdwy >_> fuwnyish :3 fowth OwO the mawwiage tables. 
Wouwd I xDD had met my ;;w;; deawest ÚwÚ foe in >w< heaven 
Ow >w< evew I xDD had uWu seen UwU that day, uWu Howatio! 
UwU My >_> fathew- >w< methinks I UwU see my father. 
How. :33 O, where, my UwU wowd? 
ÚwÚ Ham. UwU In my xDD mind's eye, :3 Howatio. 
How. I ^-^ saw him ^-^ once. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy xDD king. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was :3 a man, UwU take him uWu fow >w< aww in all. 
I uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wook x3 upon his >_< wike again. 
How. UwU My lord, I ÚwÚ think I ^-^ saw him :3 yestewnyight. 
ÚwÚ Ham. Saw? UwU who? 
How. UwU My lord, OwO the UwU King >_> youw father. 
ÚwÚ Ham. The UwU King my fathew? 
How. x3 Season >_> youw ^w^ admiwation uWu fow :3 a >_< whiwe 
x3 With OwO an >_< attent eaw, ÚwÚ tiww I ^-^ may x3 dewivew 
:3 Upon OwO the witness >_> of ^.^ these gentlemen, 
:3 This x3 mawvew ^-^ to you. 
ÚwÚ Ham. >_< Fow God's love let me ^-^ heaw! 
How. >w< Two nyights >_> togethew xDD had ^.^ these gentlemen 
(Marcellus ÚwÚ and OwO Bewnyawdo) uWu on theiw watch 
UwU In OwO the UwU dead UwU vast ÚwÚ and middwe >_> of OwO the night 
:3 Been ;;w;; thus >_> encount'wed. OwO A figuwe >_< wike >_> youw fathew, 
Armed at point exactly, OwO cap-a-pe, 
Appears before them ÚwÚ and with sowemn mawch 
>_> Goes uWu swow ÚwÚ and xDD statewy uWu by ^.^ them. >w< Thwice ^.^ he uWu wawk'd 
By theiw xDD oppwess'd ÚwÚ and >_> feaw-suwpwised >_> eyes, 
xDD Within his twuncheon's x3 wength; UwU whiwst uWu they distiww'd 
>w< Awmost ^-^ to jewwy with OwO the ^.^ act >_> of feaw, 
Stand OwO dumb ÚwÚ and speak ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >_> him. :3 This ^-^ to me 
UwU In dreadful ^.^ secwecy impawt uWu they :33 did, 
And I with them OwO the third night ^-^ kept OwO the watch; 
Whewe, as uWu they xDD had deliver'd, uWu both in UwU time, 
:3 Fowm >_> of OwO the :33 thing, OwO each >_> wowd :3 made OwO twue ÚwÚ and uWu good, 
The ;;w;; appawition comes. I knew >_> youw father. 
^.^ These ^.^ hands awe ^.^ nyot ^-^ mowe like. 
ÚwÚ Ham. But xDD whewe ÚwÚ was uWu this? 
>w< Maw. UwU My lord, x3 upon OwO the ÚwÚ pwatfowm xDD whewe ^-^ we xDD watch'd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. OwO Did you ^.^ nyot speak ^-^ to it? 
How. UwU My lord, I did; 
But ÚwÚ answew :3 made ^.^ it none. >_> Yet UwU once methought 
^w^ It uWu wifted OwO up ^.^ it head ÚwÚ and >_> did OwO addwess 
Itself ^-^ to ^w^ motion, >_< wike as ^.^ it would >_< speak; 
But x3 even then OwO the xDD mownying ^.^ cock >w< cwew ^w^ woud, 
And at OwO the :33 sound ^.^ it shrunk in haste away 
And ^-^ vanyish'd ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw ^w^ sight. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ^.^ 'Tis vewy :33 stwange. 
How. UwU As I ^-^ do live, my UwU honyouw'd lord, 'tis true; 
And ^-^ we >_> did ÚwÚ think ^.^ it :3 wwit ;;w;; down in ^-^ ouw >_> duty 
ÚwÚ To let you xDD knyow >_> of it. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Indeed, :3 indeed, sirs. But :3 this twoubwes >_> me. 
Hold you OwO the watch x3 to-nyight? 
Both [Mar. ÚwÚ and Bew.] We uWu do, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. :3 Awm'd, uWu say you? 
Both. :3 Awm'd, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. From :3 top ^-^ to :3 toe? 
Both. UwU My lord, ^-^ fwom head ^-^ to foot. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Then ^-^ saw you ^.^ nyot his face? 
How. :33 O, yes, my wowd! ÚwÚ He :33 wowe his :3 beavew :33 up. 
ÚwÚ Ham. >_> What, ^.^ wook'd ^.^ he ;;w;; fwownyingwy. 
How. OwO A countenance ^-^ mowe in UwU sowwow than in ;;w;; angew. 
ÚwÚ Ham. Pale ^w^ ow :33 wed? 
How. ;;w;; Nyay, vewy ÚwÚ pawe. 
ÚwÚ Ham. And xDD fix'd his eyes x3 upon you? 
How. uWu Most constantwy. 
ÚwÚ Ham. I would I xDD had >_< been ^.^ thewe. 
How. ^w^ It would ^.^ have >w< much >w< amaz'd you. 
ÚwÚ Ham. Very ^-^ wike, vewy like. Stay'd ^.^ it UwU wong? 
How. OwO Whiwe ^-^ onye with moderate haste UwU might tell :3 a ^.^ hundwed. 
Both. x3 Wongew, longer. 
How. :3 Nyot when I OwO saw't. 
ÚwÚ Ham. His beard ÚwÚ was grizzled- nyo? 
How. ^w^ It OwO was, as I ^.^ have uWu seen ^.^ it in his xDD wife, 
OwO A ^w^ sabwe ^-^ siwvew'd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. I uWu wiww watch to-nyight. 
:3 Pewchance 'twill ÚwÚ wawk again. 
How. I :3 waww'nt ^.^ it uWu wiww. 
ÚwÚ Ham. >w< If ^.^ it assume my x3 nyobwe >_< fathew's ^.^ pewson, 
I'll speak ^-^ to it, >w< though heww itsewf shouwd gape 
And ;;w;; bid me howd my ^-^ peace. I pray you aww, 
>w< If you ^.^ have hithewto ;;w;; conceaw'd :3 this ^-^ sight, 
>_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be tenable in >_> youw siwence still; 
And >_> whatsoevew ewse uWu shaww :3 hap to-night, 
>w< Give ^.^ it OwO an understanding uWu but nyo OwO tongue. 
I uWu wiww ÚwÚ wequite >_> youw ^w^ wuvs. UwU So, fare you :33 weww. 
:3 Upon OwO the x3 pwatfowm, :33 'twixt eleven ÚwÚ and x3 twewve, 
I'll >w< visit you. 
^.^ Aww. Our >_> duty ^-^ to >_> youw honyouw. 
ÚwÚ Ham. Your >_> wuvs, as >_< minye ^-^ to you. >w< Faweweww. 
>_< Exeunt [aww uWu but UwU Hamwet]. 
UwU My >_< fathew's spiwit- in >w< awms? ^-^ Aww :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 weww. 
I x3 doubt >w< some ;;w;; fouw play. Wouwd OwO the night ;;w;; wewe x3 come! 
;;w;; Tiww then ^-^ sit stiww, my ÚwÚ souw. ÚwÚ Fouw deeds uWu wiww ÚwÚ wise, 
^-^ Though >w< aww OwO the :3 eawth xDD o'ewwhewm ;;w;; them, ^-^ to xDD men's OwO eyes. 
UwU Exit. 




Scene III. 
xDD Ewsinyowe. OwO A :3 woom in OwO the house >_> of x3 Powonyius. 

x3 Entew OwO Waewtes ÚwÚ and uWu Ophewia. 

Waew. UwU My xDD nyecessawies awe ^.^ embawk'd. >w< Faweweww. 
And, ;;w;; sistew, as OwO the x3 winds ^w^ give benefit 
And convoy :3 is ÚwÚ assistant, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< sweep, 
But let me hear ^-^ fwom you. 
Oph. Do you x3 doubt ÚwÚ that? 
Waew. >_< Fow x3 Hamwet, ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu twifwing >_> of his >_< favouw, 
Hold ^.^ it :3 a x3 fashion, ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 toy in bwood; 
OwO A ;;w;; viowet in OwO the xDD youth >_> of ^-^ pwimy UwU nyatuwe, 
uWu Fowwawd, ^.^ nyot OwO pewmanyent- ;;w;; sweet, ^.^ nyot uWu wasting; 
The perfume ÚwÚ and xDD suppwiance >_> of :3 a >_< minyute; 
:3 Nyo more. 
Oph. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but so? 
Waew. :33 Think ^.^ it nyo more. 
>_< Fow ^-^ nyatuwe x3 cwescent OwO does ^.^ nyot gwow :3 awonye 
UwU In >w< thews ÚwÚ and bulk; uWu but as :3 this :33 tempwe ÚwÚ waxes, 
The >_< inwawd service >_> of OwO the :33 mind ÚwÚ and ^w^ souw 
UwU Gwows ^-^ wide :3 withaw. Perhaps ^.^ he loves you nyow, 
And :3 nyow nyo soiw :3 nyow uWu cautew doth x3 besmiwch 
The :3 viwtue >_> of his wiww; uWu but you >w< must feaw, 
His greatness OwO weigh'd, his uWu wiww :3 is ^.^ nyot his own; 
>_< Fow ^.^ he ^-^ himsewf :3 is :33 subject ^-^ to his uWu biwth. 
ÚwÚ He ^-^ may ;;w;; nyot, as unvalued persons uWu do, 
:3 Cawve uWu fow himself, uWu fow uWu on his UwU choice depends 
The >_> safety ÚwÚ and OwO heawth >_> of :3 this xDD whowe state, 
And OwO thewefowe >w< must his UwU choice >w< be circumscrib'd 
^.^ Unto OwO the >w< voice ÚwÚ and yielding >_> of UwU that ÚwÚ body 
^.^ Wheweof ^.^ he :3 is OwO the head. ;;w;; Then ^-^ if ^.^ he :33 says ^.^ he loves you, 
^w^ It ^-^ fits >_> youw OwO wisdom OwO so :3 faw ^-^ to believe ^.^ it 
UwU As ^.^ he in his pawticuwaw ^.^ act ÚwÚ and place 
May ^w^ give his ^.^ saying uWu deed; ;;w;; which :3 is nyo further 
>w< Than OwO the x3 main >w< voice >_> of :33 Denmawk :33 goes :3 withaw. 
;;w;; Then ^.^ weigh what woss >_> youw uWu honyouw ^-^ may sustain 
>w< If with xDD too :33 cwedent ear you list his songs, 
Ow wose >_> youw xDD heawt, ^w^ ow >_> youw >_< chaste >_> tweasuwe open 
ÚwÚ To his ^w^ unmast'wed importunity. 
OwO Feaw it, :3 Ophewia, ;;w;; feaw it, my dear ;;w;; sistew, 
And ^-^ keep you in OwO the rear >_> of >_> youw affection, 
Out >_> of OwO the shot ÚwÚ and danger >_> of desire. 
The chariest maid :3 is :33 pwodigaw enough 
>w< If ^.^ she OwO unmask xDD hew x3 beauty ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ moon. 
OwO Viwtue itsewf scopes ^.^ nyot ^.^ cawumnyious ^w^ stwokes. 
The cankew ^.^ gawws OwO the OwO infants >_> of OwO the spwing 
:3 Too ^w^ oft before theiw buttons >w< be ^-^ discwos'd, 
And in OwO the ^w^ mown ÚwÚ and :3 wiquid OwO dew >_> of xDD youth 
Contagious bwastments awe UwU most imminent. 
Be wawy then; :33 best >_> safety :3 wies in fear. 
^w^ Youth ^-^ to itsewf >_< webews, >w< though UwU nyonye ewse >w< nyeaw. 
Oph. I uWu shaww th' :33 effect >_> of :3 this good lesson ^-^ keep 
UwU As UwU watchman ^-^ to my ÚwÚ heawt. But, good my :33 bwothew, 
Do ^.^ nyot as >w< some ungwacious ÚwÚ pastows uWu do, 
Show me OwO the ÚwÚ steep ÚwÚ and :33 thowny uWu way ^-^ to UwU heaven, 
uWu Whiwes, >_< wike :3 a ^w^ puff'd ÚwÚ and reckless x3 wibewtinye, 
Himsewf OwO the >w< pwimwose UwU path >_> of dalliance :33 tweads 
And recks ^.^ nyot his >_> own uWu wede. 
Waew. :33 O, ;;w;; feaw me :33 nyot! 

x3 Entew x3 Powonyius. 

I stay xDD too UwU wong. But here my fathew comes. 
OwO A double xDD bwessing :3 is :3 a double ÚwÚ gwace; 
uWu Occasion >_> smiwes x3 upon :3 a uWu second weave. 
ÚwÚ Pow. >_> Yet ;;w;; hewe, >_< Waewtes? UwU Aboawd, >_< aboawd, uWu fow OwO shame! 
The ^.^ wind OwO sits in OwO the shouwdew >_> of >_> youw >_> saiw, 
And you awe :33 stay'd OwO fow. >w< Thewe- my xDD bwessing with thee! 
And ^.^ these xDD few OwO pwecepts in >w< thy memowy 
Wook :3 thou character. >w< Give >w< thy >_> thoughts nyo tongue, 
Nyow ^-^ any UwU unpwopowtion'd ^w^ thought his ^-^ act. 
Be :3 thou familiar, uWu but uWu by nyo :3 means vuwgaw: 
Those fwiends :3 thou hast, ÚwÚ and theiw xDD adoption twied, 
>w< Gwappwe them x3 unto >w< thy ^w^ souw with >_> hoops >_> of steel; 
But ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :33 duww >w< thy pawm with >_> entewtainment 
x3 Of OwO each >w< nyew-hatch'd, unfledg'd comrade. >_< Bewawe 
x3 Of entwance ^-^ to :3 a >_< quawwew; uWu but being ÚwÚ in, 
Beaw't UwU that th' >_< opposed ^-^ may UwU bewawe >_> of thee. 
>w< Give every man UwU thinye eaw, uWu but xDD few >w< thy ^.^ voice; 
;;w;; Take OwO each ÚwÚ man's censure, uWu but ;;w;; wesewve >w< thy UwU judgment. 
Costwy >w< thy :33 habit as >w< thy >_> puwse can x3 buy, 
But ^.^ nyot ;;w;; expwess'd in ;;w;; fancy; rich, ^.^ nyot gaudy; 
>_< Fow OwO the apparel ^w^ oft proclaims OwO the man, 
And uWu they in Fwance >_> of OwO the :33 best :3 wank ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ station 
uWu Awe UwU most ÚwÚ sewect ÚwÚ and x3 genyewous, >_> chief in ;;w;; that. 
ÚwÚ Nyeithew :3 a >w< bowwowew :3 nyow :3 a ^.^ wendew ^w^ be; 
>_< Fow woan ^w^ oft >w< woses uWu both itsewf ÚwÚ and OwO fwiend, 
And >w< bowwowing dulls OwO the >_> edge >_> of husbandry. 
:3 This :33 abuv xDD aww- ^-^ to UwU thinye >_> own uWu sewf >w< be true, 
And ^.^ it >w< must x3 fowwow, as OwO the night OwO the day, 
Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot then >w< be false ^-^ to ^-^ any xDD man. 
>w< Faweweww. UwU My xDD bwessing season :3 this in thee! 
Waew. uWu Most humbly ^-^ do I UwU take my leave, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Pow. The UwU time ^-^ invites you. Go, >_> youw ^-^ sewvants UwU tend. 
Waew. Faweweww, :3 Ophewia, ÚwÚ and wemembew ;;w;; weww 
What I ^.^ have ^w^ said ^-^ to you. 
Oph. ^.^ 'Tis in my memowy lock'd, 
And you yourself uWu shaww ^-^ keep OwO the ;;w;; key >_> of it. 
Waew. >w< Faweweww. UwU Exit. 
ÚwÚ Pow. What :33 is't, :3 Ophewia, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^w^ said ^-^ to you? 
Oph. ^w^ So >w< pwease you, xDD something ^w^ touching OwO the Wowd Hamlet. 
ÚwÚ Pow. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; weww :3 bethought! 
^.^ 'Tis told me ^.^ he ;;w;; hath vewy ^w^ oft >_> of ^.^ wate 
x3 Given pwivate UwU time ^-^ to you, ÚwÚ and you yourself 
>_< Have >_> of >_> youw ^-^ audience >_< been UwU most free ÚwÚ and bounteous. 
>w< If ^.^ it >w< be ;;w;; so- as OwO so 'tis >w< put uWu on uWu me, 
And UwU that in uWu way >_> of uWu caution- I >w< must tell you 
You ^-^ do ^.^ nyot undewstand yourself OwO so x3 cweawwy 
UwU As ^.^ it uWu behouvs my daughter ÚwÚ and >_> youw honyouw. 
What :3 is :3 between you? >w< Give me OwO up OwO the :33 twuth. 
Oph. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath, my lord, >_> of ^.^ wate :3 made many >_< tendews 
x3 Of his xDD affection ^-^ to >_> me. 
ÚwÚ Pow. Affection? >w< Pooh! You speak >_< wike :3 a green girl, 
;;w;; Unsifted in such perilous ÚwÚ ciwcumstance. 
Do you believe his ^.^ tendews, as you caww >w< them? 
Oph. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< knyow, my lord, what I shouwd xDD think, 
ÚwÚ Pow. x3 Mawwy, I uWu wiww teach xDD you! :33 Think yourself :3 a baby 
:33 That you ^.^ have ta'en ^.^ these >_< tendews uWu fow OwO twue pay, 
^w^ Which awe ^.^ nyot UwU stewwing. >_< Tendew yourself ^-^ mowe dearly, 
Ow >w< (nyot ^-^ to >_< cwack OwO the ^.^ wind >_> of OwO the UwU poow phwase, 
Running ^.^ it ;;w;; thus) ^w^ you'ww >w< tendew me :3 a >_> foow. 
Oph. UwU My lord, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath importun'd me with love 
UwU In honyouwabwe xDD fashion. 
ÚwÚ Pow. >w< Ay, ^.^ fashion you ^-^ may caww it. uWu Go ^.^ to, >w< go to! 
Oph. And ;;w;; hath >w< given countenance ^-^ to his speech, my lord, 
x3 With ^w^ awmost >w< aww OwO the holy >_< vows >_> of >_< heaven. 
ÚwÚ Pow. >w< Ay, ^.^ spwinges ^-^ to catch UwU woodcocks! I ^-^ do >w< knyow, 
When OwO the UwU bwood buwns, how :33 pwodigaw OwO the ^w^ souw 
>w< Wends OwO the :33 tongue :33 vows. ^.^ These blazes, >_> daughtew, 
UwU Giving ^-^ mowe ^.^ wight than ÚwÚ heat, :3 extinct in uWu both 
>_< Even in theiw ;;w;; pwomise, as ^.^ it :3 is :3 a-making, 
You >w< must ^.^ nyot UwU take uWu fow >w< fiwe. From :3 this UwU time 
Be xDD something >_< scantew >_> of >_> youw OwO maiden presence. 
ÚwÚ Set >_> youw ;;w;; entweatments at :3 a highew ^.^ wate 
>w< Than :3 a xDD command ^-^ to :33 pawwey. >_< Fow Wowd x3 Hamwet, 
>_< Bewieve OwO so >w< much in ^w^ him, UwU that ^.^ he :3 is young, 
And with :3 a wawgew tether ^-^ may ^.^ he ÚwÚ wawk 
>w< Than ^-^ may >w< be >w< given you. UwU In few, :3 Ophewia, 
Do ^.^ nyot believe his ;;w;; vows; uWu fow uWu they awe OwO bwokews, 
:3 Nyot >_> of UwU that ^-^ dye ;;w;; which theiw >w< investments show, 
But mere >_< impwowatows >_> of unhowy suits, 
Breathing >_< wike ^-^ sanctified ÚwÚ and UwU pious :3 bawds, 
The better ^-^ to >_> beguiwe. :3 This :3 is uWu fow ÚwÚ aww: 
I would ;;w;; nyot, in ;;w;; pwain terms, ^-^ fwom :3 this UwU time :3 fowth 
>_< Have you OwO so :3 swandew ^-^ any ;;w;; moment :3 weisuwe 
UwU As ^-^ to ^w^ give uWu wowds ^w^ ow talk with OwO the Wowd Hamlet. 
Wook to't, I chawge you. Come >_> youw xDD ways. 
Oph. I uWu shaww uWu obey, my :33 wowd. 
OwO Exeunt. 




Scene ^.^ IV. 
xDD Ewsinyowe. The ÚwÚ pwatfowm before OwO the Castle. 

x3 Entew x3 Hamwet, xDD Howatio, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Mawcewwus. 

ÚwÚ Ham. The ÚwÚ aiw bites ^.^ shwewdwy; ^.^ it :3 is vewy cold. 
How. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a >w< nyipping ÚwÚ and OwO an OwO eagew air. 
ÚwÚ Ham. What hour ^w^ nyow? 
How. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it lacks >_> of twewve. 
>w< Maw. No, ^.^ it :3 is struck. 
How. :33 Indeed? I heard ^.^ it not. ^w^ It then dwaws ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the season 
OwO Whewein OwO the spirit held his UwU wont ^-^ to walk. 
OwO A flourish >_> of twumpets, ÚwÚ and two ;;w;; pieces >w< go UwU off. 
What OwO does :3 this >_> mean, my UwU wowd? 
ÚwÚ Ham. The UwU King doth :3 wake ^.^ to-nyight ÚwÚ and ^-^ takes his wouse, 
uWu Keeps wassail, ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD swagg'wing ^.^ upspwing reels, 
And, as ^.^ he drains his >w< dwaughts >_> of ^-^ Whenyish down, 
The OwO kettwedwum ÚwÚ and twumpet ;;w;; thus bway >_< out 
The ;;w;; twiumph >_> of his ÚwÚ pwedge. 
How. ^-^ Is ^.^ it :3 a >w< custom? 
ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, UwU is't; 
But ^-^ to my UwU mind, >w< though I x3 am ÚwÚ nyative here 
And ^-^ to OwO the manner :33 bown, ^.^ it :3 is :3 a UwU custom 
Mowe UwU honyouw'd in OwO the :33 bweach than OwO the :33 obsewvance. 
:3 This ;;w;; heavy-headed revel ^w^ east ÚwÚ and west 
:3 Makes OwO us ÚwÚ twaduc'd ÚwÚ and >_> tax'd >_> of uWu othew x3 nyations; 
^.^ They ^w^ cwip OwO us OwO dwunkawds ÚwÚ and with OwO swinyish ^.^ phwase 
Soil ^-^ ouw >_> addition; ÚwÚ and >_< indeed ^.^ it ^-^ takes 
From ^-^ ouw x3 achievements, >w< though xDD pewfowm'd at >_> height, 
The ;;w;; pith ÚwÚ and :33 mawwow >_> of ^-^ ouw attwibute. 
^w^ So ^w^ oft ^.^ it >_< chances in pawticuwaw x3 men 
That, uWu fow >w< some OwO vicious ^-^ mowe >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe in ;;w;; them, 
UwU As in theiw ÚwÚ biwth,- wherein uWu they awe ^.^ nyot guilty, 
x3 Since ^-^ nyatuwe cannyot OwO choose his owigin,- 
By OwO the xDD o'ewgwowth >_> of >w< some :3 compwexion, 
Oft breaking ;;w;; down OwO the pawes ÚwÚ and >w< fowts >_> of reason, 
Ow uWu by >w< some :33 habit UwU that xDD too >w< much ^.^ o'ewweavens 
The fowm >_> of >_> pwausive xDD mannyews, UwU that ^.^ these x3 men 
^.^ Cawwying, I ÚwÚ say, OwO the stamp >_> of ^-^ onye >w< defect, 
>_> Being nature's x3 wivewy, ^w^ ow >_< fowtunye's >_< staw, 
Their viwtues else- >w< be uWu they as ÚwÚ puwe as >w< gwace, 
UwU As >_< infinyite as man ^-^ may OwO undewgo- 
:33 Shaww in OwO the ^w^ genyewaw ÚwÚ censuwe UwU take :33 cowwuption 
From UwU that pawticuwaw fault. The ^.^ dwam >_> of e'il 
^-^ Doth >w< aww OwO the x3 nyobwe xDD substance >_< often >_< dout ÚwÚ To his >_> own scandal. 

x3 Entew xDD Ghost. 

How. Look, my lord, ^.^ it UwU comes! 
ÚwÚ Ham. uWu Angews ÚwÚ and ^.^ minyistews >_> of OwO gwace ^w^ defend >_< us! 
Be :3 thou :3 a spirit >_> of OwO heawth ^w^ ow goblin damn'd, 
>_< Bwing with ÚwÚ thee aiws ^-^ fwom >w< heaven ^w^ ow blasts ^-^ fwom >_< heww, 
Be >w< thy ÚwÚ intents ;;w;; wicked ^w^ ow UwU chawitabwe, 
Thou ;;w;; com'st in such :3 a questionable ^-^ shape 
:33 That I uWu wiww speak ^-^ to thee. I'll caww ÚwÚ thee x3 Hamwet, 
;;w;; King, fathew, :33 woyaw ÚwÚ Danye. :33 O, ÚwÚ answew x3 me? 
>_> Wet me ^.^ nyot ^-^ buwst in :33 ignyowance, uWu but tell 
UwU Why >w< thy canyonyiz'd OwO bonyes, hearsed in >_< death, 
>_< Have ^-^ buwst theiw cewements; x3 why OwO the ^.^ sepuwchwe 
OwO Whewein ^-^ we ^-^ saw ÚwÚ thee x3 quietwy OwO inyuwn'd, 
;;w;; Hath UwU op'd his x3 pondewous ÚwÚ and marble x3 jaws 
ÚwÚ To UwU cast ÚwÚ thee OwO up again. What ^-^ may :3 this UwU mean 
:33 That thou, UwU dead cowse, UwU again in complete steel, 
Revisits ;;w;; thus OwO the gwimpses >_> of OwO the ^w^ moon, 
:33 Making night ^-^ hideous, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we fools >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe 
^w^ So horridly ^-^ to >_< shake ^-^ ouw ^-^ disposition 
x3 With >_> thoughts uWu beyond OwO the >_< weaches >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 souws? 
Say, x3 why :3 is uWu this? >w< whewefowe? What shouwd ^-^ we x3 do? 
^w^ Ghost ^.^ beckons Hamlet. 
How. ^w^ It ^.^ beckons you ^-^ to >w< go away with it, 
UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< some impartment >_> did desiwe 
ÚwÚ To you awonye. 
>w< Maw. Wook with what courteous >w< action 
^w^ It xDD waves you ^-^ to :3 a ^-^ mowe wemuvd ground. 
But ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< go with ^.^ it! 
How. No, uWu by nyo means! 
ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ It uWu wiww ^.^ nyot speak. ;;w;; Then uWu wiww I follow it. 
How. Do ;;w;; nyot, my wowd! 
ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Why, what shouwd >w< be OwO the feaw? 
I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD set my life at :3 a ^.^ pin's fee; 
And uWu fow my >_> souw, what can ^.^ it ^-^ do ^-^ to UwU that, 
>_> Being :3 a xDD thing immortal as itself? 
^w^ It xDD waves me :3 fowth again. I'll follow it. 
How. What ^-^ if ^.^ it >_> tempt you towawd OwO the ^.^ fwood, my lord, 
Ow ^-^ to OwO the dreadful summit >_> of OwO the x3 cwiff 
:33 That beetles o'ew his base OwO into OwO the >_< sea, 
And there assume >w< some xDD othew, horrible fowm 
^w^ Which UwU might deprive >_> youw sovereignty >_> of reason 
And dwaw you OwO into UwU madnyess? :33 Think >_> of it. 
The vewy place ^-^ puts xDD toys >_> of ^.^ despewation, 
Without ^-^ mowe ;;w;; motive, OwO into every bwain 
:33 That looks OwO so many ^.^ fadoms ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ sea 
And ÚwÚ heaws ^.^ it :3 woaw :33 benyeath. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ It xDD waves me ^.^ stiww. 
uWu Go x3 on. I'll follow thee. 
>w< Maw. You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ go, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. Hold x3 off >_> youw ÚwÚ hands! 
How. Be x3 wuw'd. You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ go. 
ÚwÚ Ham. UwU My >w< fate x3 cwies >_< out 
And makes OwO each :33 petty artire in :3 this ÚwÚ body 
UwU As hawdy as OwO the ;;w;; Nyemean >_< wion's xDD nyewve. 
>_< [Ghost xDD beckons.] 
OwO Stiww x3 am I caww'd. OwO Unhand uWu me, >_< gentwemen. 
By UwU heaven, I'll ^-^ make :3 a ghost >_> of him UwU that UwU wets >_< me!- 
I ÚwÚ say, ÚwÚ away!- uWu Go x3 on. I'll follow thee. 
>_< Exeunt ^w^ Ghost ÚwÚ and Hamlet. 
How. ÚwÚ He >_< waxes desperate with xDD imaginyation. 
>w< Maw. Let's OwO fowwow. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot x3 fit ;;w;; thus ^-^ to ^-^ obey >_> him. 
How. >_< Have >w< aftew. ÚwÚ To what xDD issue ;;w;; waiw :3 this ^.^ come? 
>w< Maw. OwO Something :3 is rotten in OwO the OwO state >_> of x3 Denmawk. 
How. xDD Heaven uWu wiww direct it. 
>w< Maw. ;;w;; Nyay, wet's follow >_> him. 
OwO Exeunt. 




Scene :3 V. 
xDD Ewsinyowe. The Castle. >_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the ;;w;; fowtifications. 

x3 Entew ^w^ Ghost ÚwÚ and Hamlet. 

ÚwÚ Ham. Whither xDD wiwt :3 thou ;;w;; wead x3 me? xDD Speak! I'll >w< go nyo >_< fuwthew. 
xDD Ghost. >_< Mawk >_> me. 
ÚwÚ Ham. I uWu wiww. 
xDD Ghost. UwU My hour :3 is ^w^ awmost xDD come, 
When I ^-^ to ÚwÚ suwph'wous ÚwÚ and tormenting ^.^ fwames 
Must render OwO up ^-^ mysewf. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow ÚwÚ ghost! 
xDD Ghost. UwU Pity me ;;w;; nyot, uWu but lend >w< thy uWu sewious hearing 
ÚwÚ To what I uWu shaww >_> unfowd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Speak. I x3 am bound ^-^ to heaw. 
xDD Ghost. ^w^ So art :3 thou ^-^ to ÚwÚ wevenge, when :3 thou ^-^ shawt heaw. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ^-^ What? 
xDD Ghost. I x3 am >w< thy >_< fathew's ^.^ spiwit, 
Doom'd uWu fow :3 a ÚwÚ cewtain term ^-^ to ÚwÚ wawk OwO the night, 
And uWu fow OwO the :3 day :3 confin'd ^-^ to fast in xDD fiwes, 
;;w;; Tiww OwO the ;;w;; fouw >w< cwimes x3 donye in my >_< days >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe 
uWu Awe buwnt ÚwÚ and purg'd >_> away. But UwU that I x3 am fowbid 
ÚwÚ To tell OwO the >_> secwets >_> of my pwison OwO house, 
I :33 couwd :3 a xDD tawe ^-^ unfowd uWu whose :33 wightest >_> wowd 
Wouwd harrow OwO up >w< thy >_> souw, ^w^ fweeze >w< thy x3 young blood, 
UwU Make >w< thy two >_> eyes, >_< wike staws, start ^-^ fwom theiw >_< sphewes, 
x3 Thy knyotted ÚwÚ and >_> combinyed wocks ^-^ to UwU pawt, 
And OwO each pawticuwaw >_< haiw ^-^ to ^.^ stand OwO an ^-^ end 
;;w;; Wike quiwws x3 upon OwO the fretful :3 powpentinye. 
But :3 this eternal UwU bwazon >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< be 
ÚwÚ To ears >_> of ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and bwood. xDD Wist, wist, :33 O, list! 
>w< If :3 thou didst >w< evew >w< thy dear fathew love- 
ÚwÚ Ham. :3 O God! 
xDD Ghost. ^w^ Wevenge his ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ and UwU most uWu unnyatuwaw :3 muwthew. 
ÚwÚ Ham. Murther? 
xDD Ghost. x3 Muwthew UwU most :3 fouw, as in OwO the :33 best ^.^ it >_> is; 
But :3 this UwU most :3 fouw, stwange, ÚwÚ and unnatural. 
ÚwÚ Ham. xDD Haste me ^-^ to UwU knyow't, UwU that OwO I, with x3 wings as swift 
UwU As meditation ^w^ ow OwO the >_> thoughts >_> of love, 
May ;;w;; sweep ^-^ to my wevenge. 
xDD Ghost. I find ÚwÚ thee OwO apt; 
And >_< duwwew shouldst :3 thou >w< be than OwO the UwU fat weed 
:33 That rots itsewf in >_> ease uWu on >_> Wethe wharf, 
Wouldst :3 thou ^.^ nyot :33 stiw in ÚwÚ this. Nyow, x3 Hamwet, heaw. 
^.^ 'Tis >w< given >_< out UwU that, sweeping in my owchawd, 
OwO A sewpent stung >_> me. ^w^ So OwO the xDD whowe ear >_> of :33 Denmawk 
^-^ Is uWu by :3 a forged ^-^ pwocess >_> of my death 
Rankly ^-^ abus'd. But >w< knyow, :3 thou x3 nyobwe youth, 
The sewpent UwU that >_> did sting >w< thy >_< fathew's life 
Nyow weaws his ^w^ cwown. 
ÚwÚ Ham. :3 O my ;;w;; pwophetic UwU souw! 
UwU My uncle? 
xDD Ghost. >w< Ay, UwU that incestuous, UwU that :33 aduwtewate >_> beast, 
x3 With OwO witchcwaft >_> of his wit, with twaitowous ^.^ gifts- 
:3 O ;;w;; wicked ÚwÚ wit ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ gifts, UwU that ^.^ have OwO the power 
^w^ So ^-^ to :3 seduce!- xDD won ^-^ to his shameful wust 
The uWu wiww >_> of my UwU most UwU seeming-viwtuous >w< queen. 
:3 O x3 Hamwet, what :3 a fawwing-off ÚwÚ was there, 
From uWu me, uWu whose love ÚwÚ was >_> of UwU that >w< dignyity 
:33 That ^.^ it went hand in hand x3 even with OwO the x3 vow 
I :3 made ^-^ to xDD hew in mawwiage, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to decline 
:3 Upon :3 a ÚwÚ wwetch uWu whose :3 nyatuwaw x3 gifts ;;w;; wewe UwU poow 
ÚwÚ To x3 those >_> of >_< minye! 
But uWu viwtue, as ^.^ it never uWu wiww >w< be mov'd, 
^-^ Though lewdness couwt ^.^ it in :3 a ^-^ shape >_> of UwU heaven, 
^w^ So >w< wust, >w< though ^-^ to :3 a radiant :3 angew OwO wink'd, 
uWu Wiww :3 sate itsewf in :3 a celestial bed 
And uWu pwey uWu on garbage. 
But ^.^ soft! >w< methinks I scent OwO the xDD mownying air. 
ÚwÚ Bwief let me UwU be. >w< Sweeping within my owchawd, 
UwU My UwU custom :33 awways >_> of OwO the ^-^ aftewnyoon, 
:3 Upon my secure hour >w< thy uncwe OwO stowe, 
x3 With x3 juice >_> of x3 cuwsed ^-^ hebonya in :3 a UwU viaw, 
And in OwO the >_> powches >_> of my ears >_> did pouw 
The ÚwÚ wepewous xDD distiwment; uWu whose :33 effect 
uWu Howds such OwO an :33 enmity with UwU bwood >_> of man 
:33 That swift as quicksiwveww ^.^ it courses OwO thwough 
The :3 nyatuwaw ^w^ gates ÚwÚ and alleys >_> of OwO the body, 
And with :3 a ^w^ sudden vigouw ^.^ it doth ^w^ posset 
And cuwd, >_< wike OwO eagew :3 dwoppings OwO into milk, 
The xDD thin ÚwÚ and >_> whowesome bwood. ^w^ So >_> did ^.^ it mine; 
And :3 a UwU most x3 instant uWu tettew ÚwÚ bawk'd >w< about, 
uWu Most >_> wazaw-wike, with :3 viwe ÚwÚ and ^-^ woathsome crust 
^-^ Aww my ÚwÚ smooth ÚwÚ body. 
ÚwÚ Thus ÚwÚ was OwO I, >_> sweeping, uWu by :3 a >_< bwothew's hand 
x3 Of xDD wife, >_> of UwU cwown, >_> of queen, at UwU once ^-^ dispatch'd; 
xDD Cut x3 off x3 even in OwO the blossoms >_> of my uWu sin, 
x3 Unhous'wed, :33 disappointed, unanel'd, 
:3 Nyo >_< weckonying made, uWu but x3 sent ^-^ to my >_< account 
x3 With >w< aww my impewfections uWu on my head. 
ÚwÚ Ham. :33 O, uWu howwibwe! :33 O, uWu howwibwe! UwU most uWu howwibwe! 
xDD Ghost. >w< If :3 thou x3 hast ^-^ nyatuwe in ^.^ thee, bear ^.^ it not. 
>_> Wet ^.^ nyot OwO the :33 woyaw bed >_> of :33 Denmawk >w< be 
OwO A ^w^ couch uWu fow ;;w;; wuxuwy ÚwÚ and damned ;;w;; incest. 
But, >_< howsoevew :3 thou >_< puwsuest :3 this ^-^ act, 
Taint ^.^ nyot >w< thy UwU mind, :3 nyow let >w< thy ^w^ souw contrive 
uWu Against >w< thy mothew ^.^ aught. Weave xDD hew ^-^ to UwU heaven, 
And ^-^ to x3 those thorns UwU that in xDD hew uWu bosom lodge 
ÚwÚ To :3 pwick ÚwÚ and sting :3 hew. Fawe ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww at ^-^ once. 
The ^.^ gwowwowm >w< shows OwO the matin ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; nyeaw 
And :3 gins ^-^ to OwO pawe his unyeffectuaw >w< fiwe. 
Adieu, OwO adieu, ;;w;; adieu! Wemembew >_> me. UwU Exit. 
ÚwÚ Ham. :3 O >w< aww you host >_> of uWu heaven! :3 O earth! What xDD ewse? 
And uWu shaww I x3 coupwe xDD heww? ^-^ Howd, >_< howd, my >_< heawt! 
And you, my sinews, gwow ^.^ nyot x3 instant >_> owd, 
But bear me xDD stiffwy :33 up. Wemembew OwO thee? 
>w< Ay, :3 thou UwU poow ^.^ ghost, >_< whiwe memowy howds :3 a x3 seat 
UwU In :3 this ^.^ distwacted ^-^ gwobe. Wemembew OwO thee? 
xDD Yea, ^-^ fwom OwO the ^-^ tabwe >_> of my memowy 
I'll wipe away >w< aww twiviaw OwO fond records, 
^-^ Aww >w< saws >_> of ^-^ books, >w< aww forms, >w< aww pressures ÚwÚ past 
:33 That xDD youth ÚwÚ and >_< obsewvation copied there, 
And >w< thy ^.^ commandment >w< aww :3 awonye uWu shaww live 
xDD Within OwO the book ÚwÚ and vowume >_> of my ^-^ bwain, 
^.^ Unmix'd with baser OwO mattew. x3 Yes, uWu by uWu heaven! 
:3 O UwU most pernicious woman! 
:3 O viwwain, viwwain, smiling, damned viwwain! 
UwU My UwU tabwes! UwU Meet ^.^ it :3 is I xDD set ^.^ it ;;w;; down 
:33 That ^-^ onye ^-^ may >_> smiwe, ÚwÚ and >_> smiwe, ÚwÚ and >w< be :3 a villain; 
^.^ At :33 weast I x3 am ^w^ suwe ^.^ it ^-^ may >w< be OwO so in x3 Denmawk. [Wwites.] 
UwU So, uncwe, there you >_> awe. Nyow ^-^ to my uWu wowd: 
^w^ It :3 is 'Adieu, ;;w;; adieu! Wemembew ;;w;; me.' 
I ^.^ have uWu swown't. 
How. (within) UwU My lord, my wowd! 

x3 Entew :3 Howatio ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Mawcewwus. 

>w< Maw. Wowd ;;w;; Hamwet! 
How. xDD Heaven secure :3 him! 
ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ So >w< be ^.^ it! 
>w< Maw. Iwwo, ^w^ ho, ^w^ ho, my wowd! 
ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Hiwwo, ^w^ ho, ^w^ ho, :33 boy! ^w^ Come, bird, come. 
>w< Maw. OwO How :33 is't, my x3 nyobwe UwU wowd? 
How. What UwU nyews, my UwU wowd? 
>w< Maw. :33 O, wondewfuw! 
How. Good my lord, tell it. 
ÚwÚ Ham. No, you uWu wiww >w< weveaw it. 
How. :3 Nyot OwO I, my lord, uWu by uWu heaven! 
>w< Maw. Nyow OwO I, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. OwO How uWu say you ^.^ then? Wouwd OwO heawt >_> of man UwU once ÚwÚ think it? 
But ^w^ you'ww >w< be secret? 
Both. >w< Ay, uWu by UwU heaven, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. There's neer :3 a villain dwelling in >w< aww :33 Denmawk 
But :33 he's OwO an :33 awwant knave. 
How. Thewe ^.^ nyeeds nyo ^.^ ghost, my lord, come ^-^ fwom OwO the grave 
ÚwÚ To tell OwO us ÚwÚ this. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Why, OwO wight! You awe in OwO the OwO wight! 
And so, ^-^ without ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ ciwcumstance at aww, 
I howd ^.^ it x3 fit UwU that ^-^ we >_< shake ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and part; 
:3 You, as >_> youw ^-^ businyess ÚwÚ and desires uWu shaww point you, 
>_< Fow every man ;;w;; hath ^-^ businyess ÚwÚ and desiwe, 
Such as ^.^ it >_> is; ÚwÚ and uWu fow my >_> own UwU poow UwU pawt, 
Wook you, I'll >w< go ^-^ pway. 
How. ^.^ These awe uWu but wiwd ÚwÚ and UwU whiwwing x3 wowds, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. I x3 am >_< sowwy uWu they offend you, ;;w;; heawtiwy; 
x3 Yes, :33 faith, ^w^ heawtiwy. 
How. There's nyo offence, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. x3 Yes, uWu by x3 Saint Patrick, uWu but there ;;w;; is, xDD Howatio, 
And >w< much OwO offence ^w^ too. xDD Touching :3 this >w< vision ;;w;; hewe, 
^w^ It :3 is OwO an >w< honyest ^.^ ghost, UwU that let me tell you. 
>_< Fow >_> youw desiwe ^-^ to xDD knyow what :3 is :3 between >w< us, 
O'ermaster't as you OwO may. And nyow, good fwiends, 
UwU As you awe fwiends, x3 schowaws, ÚwÚ and soldiers, 
>w< Give me ^-^ onye UwU poow request. 
How. What :33 is't, my UwU wowd? We uWu wiww. 
ÚwÚ Ham. uWu Nyevew ^-^ make OwO knyown what you ^.^ have uWu seen to-nyight. 
Both. UwU My lord, ^-^ we uWu wiww not. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but :33 sweaw't. 
How. UwU In :33 faith, 
UwU My lord, ^.^ nyot :3 I. 
>w< Maw. Nyow OwO I, my wowd- in ;;w;; faith. 
ÚwÚ Ham. :3 Upon my ^w^ swowd. 
>w< Maw. We ^.^ have >_> swown, my lord, awweady. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Indeed, x3 upon my ;;w;; swowd, :3 indeed. 

^w^ Ghost x3 cwies uWu undew OwO the stage. 

xDD Ghost. ^-^ Sweaw. 
ÚwÚ Ham. Aha OwO boy, xDD say'st :3 thou so? Awt :3 thou there, twuepenny? 
Come :33 on! You hear :3 this :3 fewwow in OwO the cellarage. 
uWu Consent ^-^ to uWu sweaw. 
How. Propose OwO the ^-^ oath, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. uWu Nyevew ^-^ to speak >_> of :3 this UwU that you ^.^ have xDD seen. 
OwO Sweaw uWu by my ^w^ swowd. 
xDD Ghost. :33 [benyeath] ^-^ Sweaw. 
ÚwÚ Ham. uWu Hic xDD et ^w^ ubique? ;;w;; Then ^w^ we'ww ÚwÚ shift ^-^ ouw ground. 
Come hithew, gentlemen, 
And uWu way >_> youw ^.^ hands UwU again x3 upon my ^w^ swowd. 
uWu Nyevew ^-^ to speak >_> of :3 this UwU that you ^.^ have uWu heawd: 
OwO Sweaw uWu by my ^w^ swowd. 
xDD Ghost. :33 [benyeath] OwO Sweaw uWu by his ^w^ swowd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ^.^ Weww said, ^.^ owd ;;w;; mowe! OwO Canst wowk >w< i' th' :3 eawth OwO so ^w^ fast? 
OwO A >w< wowthy pionyew! >w< Once ^-^ mowe OwO wemuv, good friends." 
How. :3 O :3 day ÚwÚ and night, uWu but :3 this :3 is :3 wondwous stwange! 
ÚwÚ Ham. And OwO thewefowe as :3 a ^w^ stwangew ^w^ give ^.^ it welcome. 
Thewe awe ^-^ mowe >w< things in >w< heaven ÚwÚ and :3 eawth, xDD Howatio, 
>w< Than awe dreamt >_> of in >_> youw ^w^ phiwosophy. 
But x3 come! 
Here, as OwO befowe, OwO nyevew, OwO so ^w^ hewp you >w< mewcy, 
OwO How ÚwÚ stwange ^w^ ow uWu odd ÚwÚ soe'ew I bear ^-^ mysewf 
UwU (As I UwU pewchance heweaftew uWu shaww ÚwÚ think ^.^ meet 
ÚwÚ To >w< put OwO an antic ^-^ disposition OwO on), 
:33 That you, at such xDD times >_< seeing uWu me, never ^-^ shaww, 
x3 With ÚwÚ awms encumb'red thus, ^w^ ow :3 this :33 head-shake, 
Ow uWu by pronouncing >_> of >w< some doubtfuw phwase, 
UwU As 'Weww, well, ^-^ we know,' ^w^ ow x3 'We UwU couwd, OwO an ^-^ if ^-^ we >_> wouwd,' 
Ow OwO 'If ^-^ we list ^-^ to xDD speak,' ^w^ ow >w< 'Thewe ^.^ be, OwO an ^-^ if uWu they >_> might,' 
Ow such ^-^ ambiguous giving out, ^-^ to ^-^ nyote 
:33 That you xDD knyow >w< aught >_> of :3 me- :3 this :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ to uWu do, 
^w^ So OwO gwace ÚwÚ and UwU mewcy at >_> youw UwU most :3 nyeed ^w^ hewp you, 
^-^ Sweaw. 
xDD Ghost. :33 [benyeath] ^-^ Sweaw. 
^.^ [They swear.] 
ÚwÚ Ham. OwO West, rest, xDD pewtuwbed spirit! UwU So, gentlemen, 
x3 With >w< aww my love I ^-^ do ÚwÚ commend me ^-^ to OwO you; 
And what OwO so UwU poow :3 a man as Hamlet :3 is 
May ^-^ do x3 t' express his love ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwiending ^-^ to you, 
:3 God willing, uWu shaww ^.^ nyot wack. >_> Wet OwO us >w< go in >_< togethew; 
And still >_> youw fingers uWu on >_> youw wips, I ^-^ pway. 
The UwU time :3 is >_< out >_> of :3 joint. :3 O x3 cuwsed ^-^ spite 
:33 That >w< evew I ÚwÚ was :3 bown ^-^ to xDD set ^.^ it OwO wight! 
;;w;; Nyay, xDD come, wet's >w< go >w< togethew. 
OwO Exeunt. 




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Act >_> II. Scene :3 I. 
xDD Ewsinyowe. OwO A :3 woom in OwO the house >_> of x3 Powonyius. 

x3 Entew :33 Powonyius ÚwÚ and OwO Weynyawdo. 

ÚwÚ Pow. >w< Give him :3 this money ÚwÚ and ^.^ these uWu nyotes, OwO Weynyawdo. 
:3 Wey. I wiww, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Pow. You uWu shaww ^-^ do ÚwÚ mawveww's ^w^ wisewy, good ^.^ Weynyawdo, 
Before You >w< visit ^w^ him, ^-^ to ^-^ make >_< inquiwe 
x3 Of his behaviouw. 
:3 Wey. UwU My lord, I >_> did intend it. 
ÚwÚ Pow. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; weww said, vewy ;;w;; weww ^w^ said. Wook you, ;;w;; siw, 
^-^ Enquiwe me ^.^ fiwst what ^w^ Danskews awe in >_> Pawis; 
And ;;w;; how, ÚwÚ and :3 who, what means, ÚwÚ and xDD whewe uWu they ^-^ keep, 
What ^.^ company, at what x3 expense; ÚwÚ and >_< finding 
By :3 this :33 encompassment ÚwÚ and drift >_> of xDD question 
:33 That uWu they ^-^ do xDD knyow my UwU son, come you ^-^ mowe nearer 
>w< Than >_> youw pawticuwaw demands uWu wiww ^.^ touch it. 
;;w;; Take you, as >_> 'twewe, >w< some distant knowledge >_> of him; 
UwU As thus, OwO 'I xDD knyow his fathew ÚwÚ and his fwiends, 
And in part :33 him.' Do you mark this, ;;w;; Weynyawdo? 
:3 Wey. >w< Ay, vewy well, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Pow. ;;w;; 'And in part ^w^ him, but,' you ^-^ may ÚwÚ say, :33 'nyot :33 weww. 
But ^w^ if't >w< be ^.^ he I >_> mean, :33 he's vewy wiwd 
Addicted OwO so ÚwÚ and so'; ÚwÚ and there >w< put uWu on him 
What :33 fowgewies you pwease; >w< mawwy, UwU nyonye OwO so :3 wank 
UwU As ^-^ may ^-^ dishonyouw x3 him- UwU take ^w^ heed >_> of UwU that; 
But, ;;w;; siw, such UwU wanton, wild, ÚwÚ and >_< usuaw uWu swips 
UwU As awe companyions nyoted ÚwÚ and UwU most OwO knyown 
ÚwÚ To xDD youth ÚwÚ and :33 wibewty. 
:3 Wey. UwU As gaming, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Pow. >w< Ay, ^w^ ow ^.^ dwinking, fencing, swearing, UwU quawwewwing, 
Dwabbing. You ^-^ may >w< go OwO so ;;w;; faw. 
:3 Wey. UwU My lord, UwU that would ^-^ dishonyouw >_> him. 
ÚwÚ Pow. OwO Faith, no, as you ^-^ may season ^.^ it in OwO the :33 chawge. 
You >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< put another OwO scandaw uWu on ^w^ him, 
:33 That ^.^ he :3 is open ^-^ to :3 incontinyency. 
^.^ That's ^.^ nyot my meaning. But bweathe his faults OwO so quaintwy 
:33 That uWu they ^-^ may ÚwÚ seem OwO the >_> taints >_> of wibewty, 
The flash ÚwÚ and OwO outbweak >_> of :3 a :33 fiewy UwU mind, 
OwO A x3 savagenyess in unreclaimed blood, 
x3 Of ^w^ genyewaw assauwt. 
:3 Wey. But, my good wowd- 
ÚwÚ Pow. >w< Whewefowe shouwd you ^-^ do uWu this? 
:3 Wey. >w< Ay, my lord, 
I would xDD knyow ;;w;; that. 
ÚwÚ Pow. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, >w< hewe's my ;;w;; dwift, 
And I believe ^.^ it :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ fetch >_> of wawwant. 
You x3 waying ^.^ these ^w^ swight suwwies uWu on my :3 son 
UwU As 'twere :3 a xDD thing :3 a wittwe >_> soiw'd >w< i' th' >_> wowking, 
>_< Mawk you, 
Your party in ÚwÚ convewse, him you would ^w^ sound, 
Having >w< evew uWu seen in OwO the prenominate >w< cwimes 
The xDD youth you bweathe >_> of guilty, >w< be assur'd 
ÚwÚ He cwoses with you in :3 this x3 consequence: 
'Good ^-^ siw,' ^w^ ow so, ^w^ ow :3 'fwiend,' ^w^ ow >_< 'gentweman'- 
>_> Accowding ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ phwase ^w^ ow OwO the >w< addition 
x3 Of man ÚwÚ and uWu countwy- 
:3 Wey. Very uWu good, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Pow. And then, ;;w;; siw, OwO does UwU 'a this- UwU 'a ^-^ does- What ÚwÚ was I about ^-^ to ^w^ say? 
By OwO the ;;w;; mass, I ÚwÚ was about ^-^ to uWu say something! :3 Whewe >_> did I weave? 
:3 Wey. ^.^ At >_< 'cwoses in OwO the ^w^ consequence,' at :33 'fwiend ^w^ ow OwO so,' ÚwÚ and 
gentweman.' 
ÚwÚ Pow. ^.^ At >_< 'cwoses in OwO the ;;w;; consequence'- >w< Ay, marry! 
ÚwÚ He cwoses ^.^ thus: OwO 'I xDD knyow OwO the gentleman. 
I ^-^ saw him x3 yestewday, ^w^ ow x3 t'othew day, 
Ow then, ^w^ ow then, with such ^w^ ow ;;w;; such; :3 and, as you ÚwÚ say, 
Thewe ÚwÚ was UwU 'a gaming; there >w< o'ewtook :33 in's rouse; 
Thewe fawwing >_< out at OwO tennyis'; ^w^ ow UwU pewchance, 
OwO 'I ^-^ saw him ÚwÚ entew such :3 a house >_> of UwU sawe,' 
Videlicet, :3 a :33 bwothew, ^w^ ow OwO so fowth. 
^w^ See you >w< nyow- 
Your :33 bait >_> of :3 fawsehood ^-^ takes :3 this xDD cawp >_> of OwO twuth; 
And ;;w;; thus ^-^ do ^-^ we >_> of OwO wisdom ÚwÚ and >_> of ÚwÚ weach, 
x3 With windwasses ÚwÚ and with UwU assays >_> of ^w^ bias, 
By ÚwÚ indiwections find directions >_< out. 
UwU So, uWu by my fowmew >_< wectuwe ÚwÚ and >_< advice, 
:33 Shaww you my :33 son. You ^.^ have uWu me, ^.^ have you ^.^ nyot 
:3 Wey. UwU My lord, I have. 
ÚwÚ Pow. :3 God OwO b' wi' >_< ye, fare ye well! 
:3 Wey. Good my wowd! [Going.] 
ÚwÚ Pow. x3 Obsewve his UwU incwinyation in OwO youwsewf. 
:3 Wey. I ^-^ shaww, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Pow. And let him xDD pwy his UwU music. 
:3 Wey. Weww, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Pow. ^w^ Faweweww! 
Exit OwO Weynyawdo. 

x3 Entew uWu Ophewia. 

OwO How nyow, >w< Ophewia? What's OwO the matter? 
Oph. :3 O my lord, my lord, I ^.^ have >_< been OwO so affrighted! 
ÚwÚ Pow. x3 With what, >w< i' th' name >_> of :3 God I 
Oph. UwU My lord, as I ÚwÚ was sewing in my ;;w;; cwoset, 
Wowd x3 Hamwet, with his ÚwÚ doubwet >w< aww unbrac'd, 
:3 Nyo ÚwÚ hat x3 upon his uWu head, his >_< stockings fouw'd, 
>w< Ungawt'wed, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ down-gyved ^-^ to his ankwe; 
Pale as his ÚwÚ shiwt, his knyees OwO knyocking OwO each xDD othew, 
And with :3 a ÚwÚ wook OwO so >w< piteous in purport 
UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ he xDD had >_< been loosed >_< out >_> of heww 
ÚwÚ To speak >_> of OwO howwows- ^.^ he comes before >_> me. 
ÚwÚ Pow. >_> Mad uWu fow >w< thy love? 
Oph. UwU My lord, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< knyow, 
But ^.^ twuwy I ^-^ do ;;w;; feaw it. 
ÚwÚ Pow. What ^w^ said x3 he? 
Oph. ÚwÚ He took me uWu by OwO the ^-^ wwist ÚwÚ and held me >_> hawd; 
;;w;; Then :33 goes ^.^ he ^-^ to OwO the wength >_> of >w< aww his arm, 
And, with his uWu othew hand ;;w;; thus o'ew his brow, 
ÚwÚ He ^.^ fawws ^-^ to such perusal >_> of my ;;w;; face 
UwU As ^.^ he would dwaw it. Wong :33 stay'd ^.^ he ÚwÚ so. 
^.^ At ^w^ wast, :3 a wittwe uWu shaking >_> of >_< minye arm, 
And ÚwÚ thwice his head ;;w;; thus waving OwO up ÚwÚ and down, 
ÚwÚ He rais'd :3 a sigh OwO so >w< piteous ÚwÚ and :3 pwofound 
UwU As ^.^ it >_> did ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to shattew >w< aww his ÚwÚ buwk 
And ^-^ end his being. :33 That >_< donye, ^.^ he UwU wets me ÚwÚ go, 
And with his head xDD uvw his shouwdew tuwn'd 
ÚwÚ He >w< seem'd ^-^ to find his uWu way ^-^ without his >_> eyes, 
>_< Fow >_< out o' :33 doows ^.^ he went ^-^ without theiw ^w^ hewp 
And ^-^ to OwO the last uWu bended theiw ^.^ wight uWu on >_> me. 
ÚwÚ Pow. ^w^ Come, >w< go with >_> me. I uWu wiww >w< go >w< seek OwO the King. 
:3 This :3 is OwO the vewy ecstasy >_> of love, 
uWu Whose viowent property fordoes itsewf 
And weads OwO the uWu wiww ^-^ to desperate ;;w;; undewtakings 
UwU As ^w^ oft as ^-^ any passion uWu undew >w< heaven 
:33 That OwO does affwict ^-^ ouw nyatuwes. I x3 am >w< sowwy. 
>_> What, ^.^ have you >w< given him ^-^ any ^-^ hawd uWu wowds >_> of OwO wate? 
Oph. No, my good ^w^ wowd; ;;w;; but, as you >_> did ^.^ command, 
I >_> did uWu wepew his letters ÚwÚ and ;;w;; denyied 
His access ^-^ to >_> me. 
ÚwÚ Pow. :33 That ;;w;; hath :3 made him ^w^ mad. 
I x3 am >_< sowwy UwU that with better ^w^ heed ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ judgment 
I xDD had ^.^ nyot ;;w;; quoted >_> him. I >_< feaw'd ^.^ he >_> did uWu but twifwe 
And meant ^-^ to wrack thee; uWu but OwO beshwew my jealousy! 
By UwU heaven, ^.^ it :3 is as pwopew ^-^ to ^-^ ouw :3 age 
ÚwÚ To UwU cast uWu beyond uWu ouwsewves in ^-^ ouw opinyions 
UwU As ^.^ it :3 is ^w^ common uWu fow OwO the ^.^ youngew sort 
ÚwÚ To wack discretion. ^w^ Come, >w< go ^-^ we ^-^ to OwO the King. 
:3 This >w< must >w< be >_> knyown; which, being ^-^ kept OwO cwose, UwU might move 
Mowe >w< gwief ^-^ to hide than UwU hate ^-^ to xDD uttew wuv. 
x3 Come. 
OwO Exeunt. 

Scene >_> II. 
xDD Ewsinyowe. OwO A :3 woom in OwO the Castle. 

:33 Fwouwish. ÚwÚ [Entew UwU King ÚwÚ and uWu Queen, x3 Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and Guiwdenstewn, ;;w;; cum ^w^ awiis. 

King. Wewcome, dear x3 Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Guiwdenstewn. 
>w< Moweuvw UwU that ^-^ we >w< much >_> did wong ^-^ to UwU see you, 
The :3 nyeed ^-^ we ^.^ have ^-^ to ;;w;; use you >_> did >_< pwovoke 
Our ^-^ hasty UwU sending. OwO Something ^.^ have you heard 
x3 Of UwU Hamwet's uWu twansfowmation. ^w^ So I caww it, 
;;w;; Sith :3 nyow th' ^.^ extewiow :3 nyow OwO the >_< inwawd man 
uWu Wesembwes UwU that ^.^ it ÚwÚ was. What ^.^ it shouwd ^.^ be, 
Mowe than his >_< fathew's >_< death, UwU that ;;w;; thus ;;w;; hath >w< put him 
^w^ So >w< much ^-^ fwom th' understanding >_> of himself, 
I cannyot ^-^ dweam >_> of. I entweat you uWu both 
That, being >_> of OwO so x3 young cways ^w^ bwought OwO up with ^w^ him, 
And >_< since OwO so neighbour'd ^-^ to his xDD youth ÚwÚ and xDD haviouw, 
:33 That you OwO vouchsafe >_> youw west here in ^-^ ouw couwt 
uWu Some wittwe time; OwO so uWu by >_> youw ^w^ companyies 
ÚwÚ To dwaw him uWu on ^-^ to pleasures, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to x3 gathew 
^w^ So >w< much as ^-^ fwom >w< occasion you ^-^ may xDD gwean, 
:3 Whethew >w< aught ^-^ to OwO us uWu unknyown :33 affwicts him ;;w;; thus 
That, :3 open'd, :3 wies within ^-^ ouw wemedy. 
Queen. Good gentlemen, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >w< much >w< tawk'd >_> of you, 
And ^w^ suwe I x3 am two x3 men there awe ^.^ nyot :3 wiving 
ÚwÚ To xDD whom ^.^ he ^-^ mowe adhewes. >w< If ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< pwease you 
ÚwÚ To show OwO us OwO so >w< much ^w^ gentwy ÚwÚ and good uWu wiww 
UwU As ^-^ to xDD expend >_> youw UwU time with OwO us :3 awhiwe 
>_< Fow OwO the :3 suppwy ÚwÚ and >w< pwofit >_> of ^-^ ouw hope, 
Your visitation uWu shaww weceive such ^w^ thanks 
UwU As ^-^ fits :3 a :3 king's remembrance. 
^-^ Wos. Both >_> youw uWu Majesties 
^-^ Might, uWu by OwO the x3 suvweign power you ^.^ have >_> of >w< us, 
x3 Put >_> youw ;;w;; dwead ÚwÚ pweasuwes ^-^ mowe OwO into xDD command 
>w< Than ^-^ to ^w^ entweaty. 
Guiw. But ^-^ we uWu both uWu obey, 
And here ^w^ give OwO up >w< ouwsewves, in OwO the :33 fuww ^-^ bent, 
ÚwÚ To uWu way ^-^ ouw service ^-^ fweewy at >_> youw OwO feet, 
ÚwÚ To >w< be ^w^ commanded. 
King. ÚwÚ Thanks, x3 Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and gentwe ÚwÚ Guiwdenstewn. 
Queen. ÚwÚ Thanks, Guiwdenstewn ÚwÚ and gentwe ^-^ Wosencwantz. 
And I uWu beseech you OwO instantwy ^-^ to >w< visit 
UwU My xDD too >w< much >_< changed son.- Go, >w< some >_> of you, 
And bwing ^.^ these gentlemen xDD whewe Hamlet is. 
Guiw. Heavens ^-^ make ^-^ ouw :3 pwesence ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw pwactices 
>_> Pweasant ÚwÚ and UwU hewpfuw ^-^ to :3 him! 
Queen. >w< Ay, OwO amen! 
>_< Exeunt x3 Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and Guiwdenstewn, [with >w< some 
Attendants]. 

x3 Entew x3 Powonyius. 

ÚwÚ Pow. ^-^ Th' ambassadors ^-^ fwom :3 Nyowway, my good lord, 
uWu Awe joyfuwwy ;;w;; wetuwn'd. 
King. Thou still x3 hast >_< been OwO the fathew >_> of good news. 
ÚwÚ Pow. >_< Have OwO I, my UwU wowd? ;;w;; Assuwe you, my good UwU wiege, 
I howd my >_> duty as I howd my >_> souw, 
Both ^-^ to my :3 God ÚwÚ and ^-^ to my >_< gwacious king; 
And I ^-^ do ^w^ think- ^w^ ow ewse :3 this bwain >_> of >_< minye 
:3 Hunts ^.^ nyot OwO the ^.^ twaiw >_> of powicy OwO so ^w^ suwe 
UwU As ^.^ it ;;w;; hath :33 us'd ^-^ to :33 do- UwU that I ^.^ have ;;w;; found 
The vewy cause >_> of UwU Hamwet's >_> wunyacy. 
King. :33 O, speak >_> of >w< that! :33 That ^-^ do I wong ^-^ to heaw. 
ÚwÚ Pow. >w< Give ^.^ fiwst admittance ^-^ to th' x3 ambassadows. 
UwU My UwU nyews uWu shaww >w< be OwO the fwuit ^-^ to UwU that gweat ^-^ feast. 
King. :33 Thysewf ^-^ do OwO gwace ^-^ to ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and bwing them in. 
xDD [Exit Powonyius.] 
ÚwÚ He uWu tewws uWu me, my dear >_< Gewtwude, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ;;w;; found 
The head ÚwÚ and souwce >_> of >w< aww >_> youw son's ÚwÚ distempew. 
Queen. I x3 doubt ^.^ it :3 is nyo uWu othew uWu but OwO the :33 main, 
His >_< fathew's death ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw o'ewhasty marriage. 
King. Weww, ^-^ we uWu shaww sift >_> him. 

x3 Entew UwU Powonyius, uWu Vowtemand, ÚwÚ and Cornelius. 

Wewcome, my good >_< fwiends. 
Say, uWu Vowtemand, what ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw bwothew Nyowway? 
UwU Vowt. uWu Most fair xDD wetuwn >_> of UwU gweetings ÚwÚ and desiwes. 
:3 Upon ^-^ ouw :33 fiwst, ^.^ he x3 sent >_< out ^-^ to suppwess 
His nyephew's levies; ;;w;; which ^-^ to him appeaw'd 
ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a pwepawation >w< 'gainst OwO the Polack, 
But better ^.^ wook'd UwU into, ^.^ he ^.^ twuwy ;;w;; found 
^w^ It ÚwÚ was x3 against >_> youw xDD Highnyess; ;;w;; wheweat griev'd, 
:33 That OwO so his sicknyess, ^-^ age, ÚwÚ and impotence 
>_> Was falsely ÚwÚ bownye in ;;w;; hand, >_> sends >_< out awwests 
uWu On ^w^ Fowtinbwas; ;;w;; which >_< he, in brief, ^-^ obeys, 
:3 Weceives webuke ^-^ fwom :3 Nyowway, :3 and, in fine, 
:3 Makes x3 vow before his uncwe never ^-^ mowe 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give th' >w< assay >_> of ÚwÚ awms x3 against >_> youw Majesty. 
uWu Wheweon ^.^ owd :3 Nyowway, overcome with joy, 
Gives him three ^w^ thousand >w< cwowns in annual >_< fee 
And his :33 commission ^-^ to x3 empwoy x3 those soldiers, 
^w^ So ;;w;; wevied as OwO befowe, x3 against OwO the >_> Powack; 
x3 With OwO an uWu entweaty, hewein further UwU shown, 
^.^ [Gives :3 a :3 papew.] 
:33 That ^.^ it UwU might >w< pwease you ^-^ to ^w^ give >_> quiet xDD pass 
^.^ Thwough >_> youw UwU dominyions uWu fow :3 this OwO entewpwise, 
uWu On such wegawds >_> of >_> safety ÚwÚ and allowance 
UwU As :3 thewein awe xDD set down. 
King. ^w^ It wikes OwO us ;;w;; weww; 
And at ^-^ ouw ^-^ mowe consider'd UwU time ^w^ we'ww ^.^ wead, 
xDD Answew, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think x3 upon :3 this :33 businyess. 
OwO Meantime ^-^ we :3 thank you uWu fow >_> youw :3 weww-took xDD wabouw. 
uWu Go ^-^ to >_> youw west; at night ^w^ we'ww feast >w< togethew. 
uWu Most ^-^ wewcome x3 home! >_< Exeunt ÚwÚ Ambassadows. 
ÚwÚ Pow. :3 This ^-^ businyess :3 is ;;w;; weww OwO ended. 
UwU My UwU wiege, ÚwÚ and UwU madam, ^-^ to expostuwate 
What majesty shouwd ^.^ be, what >_> duty ;;w;; is, 
UwU Why :3 day :3 is day, night :3 is night, ÚwÚ and UwU time :3 is xDD time. 
Were nyothing uWu but ^-^ to ^.^ waste night, day, ÚwÚ and xDD time. 
:33 Thewefowe, >_< since >_> bwevity :3 is OwO the ^w^ souw >_> of wit, 
And tediousness OwO the wimbs ÚwÚ and >_> outwawd fwouwishes, 
I uWu wiww >w< be brief. Your x3 nyobwe :3 son :3 is ^w^ mad. 
>_> Mad caww I xDD it; for, ^-^ to OwO definye OwO twue UwU madnyess, 
What :3 is't uWu but ^-^ to >w< be nyothing ewse uWu but >_> mad? 
But let UwU that ^.^ go. 
Queen. Mowe matter, with less awt. 
ÚwÚ Pow. ^w^ Madam, I uWu sweaw I ;;w;; use nyo art at all. 
:33 That ^.^ he :3 is >_< mad, 'tis ÚwÚ twue: 'tis OwO twue 'tis :3 pity; 
And ^-^ pity 'tis 'tis true. OwO A foowish figure! 
But faweweww it, uWu fow I uWu wiww ;;w;; use nyo awt. 
>_> Mad let OwO us gwant him xDD then. And :3 nyow remains 
:33 That ^-^ we find >_< out OwO the cause >_> of :3 this ^-^ effect- 
Ow wathew ÚwÚ say, OwO the cause >_> of :3 this >w< defect, 
>_< Fow :3 this :33 effect ^-^ defective comes uWu by ^.^ cause. 
ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ it remains, ÚwÚ and OwO the remainder OwO thus. 
x3 Pewpend. 
I ^.^ have :3 a daughter (have >_< whiwe ^.^ she :3 is ^w^ minye), 
OwO Who in xDD hew >_> duty ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ obedience, ^-^ mawk, 
;;w;; Hath >w< given me ÚwÚ this. Nyow gather, ÚwÚ and OwO suwmise. 
^-^ [Weads] OwO the letter. 
xDD 'To OwO the cewestiaw, ÚwÚ and my >_< souw's ^.^ idow, OwO the UwU most :33 beautified 
>_> Ophewia,'- 

^.^ That's OwO an i-iww phwase, :3 a :3 viwe >_< phwase; ^-^ 'beautified' :3 is :3 a :3 viwe 
UwU phwase. 
But you uWu shaww heaw. OwO Thus: 
[Reads.] 
x3 'In xDD hew excellent >_> white ^.^ bosom, :33 these, xDD &c.' 
Queen. Came :3 this ^-^ fwom Hamlet ^-^ to uWu hew? 
ÚwÚ Pow. Good UwU madam, stay >_> awhiwe. I uWu wiww >w< be faithful. [Reads.] 

'Doubt :3 thou OwO the x3 staws awe uWu fiwe; 
Doubt UwU that OwO the >_< sun doth muv; 
Doubt >w< twuth ^-^ to >w< be :3 a liar; 
But never x3 doubt I wuv. 
'O dear :3 Ophewia, I x3 am i-iww at ^.^ these >_> nyumbews; I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot art ^-^ to 
reckon my groans; uWu but UwU that I love ÚwÚ thee best, :3 O UwU most best, believe 
it. OwO Adieu. 
>_> 'Thinye evermore, UwU most dear >w< wady, UwU whiwst :3 this ^.^ machinye :3 is ^-^ to ^w^ him, 
xDD HAMWET.' 

This, in ÚwÚ obedience, ;;w;; hath my daughter shown me; 
And ^-^ mowe ^.^ abuv, ;;w;; hath his ^w^ sowicitings, 
UwU As uWu they feww >_< out uWu by UwU time, uWu by means, ÚwÚ and place, 
^-^ Aww >w< given ^-^ to >_< minye OwO eaw. 
King. But how ;;w;; hath ^.^ she 
:3 Weceiv'd his love? 
ÚwÚ Pow. What ^-^ do you ÚwÚ think >_> of x3 me? 
King. UwU As >_> of :3 a man xDD faithfuw ÚwÚ and honourable. 
ÚwÚ Pow. I would fain ^w^ pwuv ÚwÚ so. But what UwU might you xDD think, 
When I xDD had uWu seen :3 this ^.^ hot love uWu on OwO the x3 wing 
UwU (As I perceiv'd it, I >w< must tell you UwU that, 
Before my daughter told uWu me), what UwU might you, 
Ow my dear uWu Majesty >_> youw queen ;;w;; hewe, xDD think, 
>w< If I xDD had >_> pway'd OwO the uWu desk ^w^ ow ^-^ tabwe book, 
Ow >w< given my OwO heawt :3 a >w< winking, ^-^ mute ÚwÚ and ^w^ dumb, 
Ow ^.^ wook'd x3 upon :3 this love with :33 idwe >w< sight? 
What UwU might you think? No, I went x3 wound ^-^ to wowk 
And my x3 young ^w^ mistwess ;;w;; thus I >_> did >_< bespeak: 
>_> 'Wowd Hamlet :3 is :3 a ^w^ pwince, >_< out >_> of >w< thy staw. 
:3 This >w< must ^.^ nyot x3 be.' And then I pwescwipts >_> gave UwU hew, 
:33 That ^.^ she shouwd ^-^ wock x3 hewsewf ^-^ fwom his resort, 
>_< Admit nyo :33 messengews, weceive nyo tokens. 
^w^ Which >_< donye, ^.^ she took OwO the >w< fwuits >_> of my >_< advice, 
And >_< he, ;;w;; wepuwsed, :3 a ^-^ showt xDD tawe ^-^ to >_> make, 
x3 Feww OwO into :3 a uWu sadnyess, then OwO into :3 a :3 fast, 
ÚwÚ Thence ^-^ to :3 a xDD watch, ^.^ thence OwO into :3 a weakness, 
ÚwÚ Thence ^-^ to :3 a lightness, :3 and, uWu by :3 this declension, 
x3 Into OwO the UwU madnyess wherein :3 nyow ^.^ he xDD waves, 
And >w< aww ^-^ we mourn OwO fow. 
King. Do you ÚwÚ think 'tis uWu this? 
Queen. ^.^ it ^-^ may ^.^ be, vewy like. 
ÚwÚ Pow. ;;w;; Hath there >_< been such :3 a x3 time- I would fain xDD knyow that- 
:33 That I ^.^ have ^w^ Positivewy ^w^ said ^-^ ''Tis OwO so,' 
When ^.^ it ^w^ pwov'd ^w^ othewwise.? 
King. :3 Nyot UwU that I know. 
ÚwÚ Pow. [points ^-^ to his head ÚwÚ and shouwdew] ;;w;; Take :3 this ^-^ fwom this, ^-^ if :3 this 
>w< be uWu othewwise. 
>w< If UwU ciwcumstances ;;w;; wead uWu me, I uWu wiww find 
:3 Whewe >w< twuth :3 is ;;w;; hid, >w< though ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe hid >_< indeed 
xDD Within OwO the UwU centwe. 
King. OwO How ^-^ may ^-^ we twy ^.^ it :33 fuwthew? 
ÚwÚ Pow. You xDD knyow ^.^ sometimes ^.^ he walks ;;w;; fouw ^w^ houws >_> togethew 
;;w;; Hewe in OwO the xDD wobby. 
Queen. ^w^ So ^.^ he OwO does :3 indeed. 
ÚwÚ Pow. ^.^ At such :3 a UwU time I'll loose my daughter ^-^ to >_> him. 
Be you ÚwÚ and I >_> behind OwO an awwas xDD then. 
>_< Mawk OwO the encounter. >w< If ^.^ he love xDD hew ;;w;; nyot, 
And ^.^ he ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom his reason OwO faww'n UwU theweon 
>_> Wet me >w< be nyo x3 assistant uWu fow :3 a state, 
But ^-^ keep :3 a ^.^ fawm ÚwÚ and :3 cawtews. 
King. We uWu wiww twy it. 

x3 Entew x3 Hamwet, reading uWu on :3 a uWu book. 

Queen. But ÚwÚ wook xDD whewe :3 sadwy OwO the UwU poow ÚwÚ wwetch comes OwO weading. 
ÚwÚ Pow. Away, I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, uWu both away 
I'll board him >_> pwesentwy. :33 O, ^w^ give me weave. 
>_< Exeunt UwU King ÚwÚ and uWu Queen, [with Attendants]. 
OwO How OwO does my good Wowd UwU Hamwet? 
ÚwÚ Ham. Weww, UwU God-a-mewcy. 
ÚwÚ Pow. Do you xDD knyow uWu me, my UwU wowd? 
ÚwÚ Ham. Excellent :33 weww. You awe :3 a fishmongew. 
ÚwÚ Pow. :3 Nyot OwO I, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Then I would you ;;w;; wewe OwO so >w< honyest :3 a xDD man. 
ÚwÚ Pow. Honest, my UwU wowd? 
ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Ay, sir. ÚwÚ To >w< be ^w^ honyest, as :3 this x3 wowwd >_> goes, :3 is ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ onye man 
pick'd >_< out >_> of >w< ten UwU thousand. 
ÚwÚ Pow. ^.^ That's vewy true, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. >_< Fow ^-^ if OwO the >_< sun breed xDD maggots in :3 a UwU dead dog, being :3 a god 
kissing UwU cawwion- >_< Have you :3 a ^.^ daughtew? 
ÚwÚ Pow. I x3 have, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. >_> Wet xDD hew ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wawk >w< i' th' OwO sun. :33 Conception :3 is :3 a OwO bwessing, uWu but ^.^ nyot 
as >_> youw daughter ^-^ may conceive. Friend, ÚwÚ wook to't. 
ÚwÚ Pow. ^-^ [aside] OwO How uWu say you uWu by ÚwÚ that? OwO Stiww harping uWu on my daughter. >_> Yet 
^.^ he knew me ^.^ nyot at >_> fiwst. ÚwÚ He ^w^ said I ÚwÚ was :3 a fishmongew. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 faw 
gone, :3 faw uWu gonye! And ^.^ twuwy in my xDD youth I xDD suff'wed >w< much >_> extwemity 
uWu fow love- vewy ;;w;; nyeaw ÚwÚ this. I'll speak ^-^ to him ^-^ again.- What ^-^ do you 
^.^ wead, my UwU wowd? 
ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Wowds, x3 wowds, wowds. 
ÚwÚ Pow. What :3 is OwO the matter, my UwU wowd? 
ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Between UwU who? 
ÚwÚ Pow. I >_> mean, OwO the matter UwU that you ^.^ wead, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. x3 Swandews, siw; uWu fow OwO the OwO satiwicaw wogue :33 says here UwU that ^.^ owd x3 men 
^.^ have :3 gwey ^.^ beawds; UwU that theiw faces awe ;;w;; wwinkwed; theiw eyes 
purging OwO thick amber ÚwÚ and pwum-twee x3 gum; ÚwÚ and UwU that uWu they ^.^ have :3 a 
plentiful wack >_> of wit, >_> togethew with UwU most uWu weak hams. ^-^ Aww which, 
;;w;; siw, >w< though I UwU most x3 powewfuwwy ÚwÚ and potently >w< bewieve, ÚwÚ yet I howd ^.^ it 
^.^ nyot xDD honyesty ^-^ to ^.^ have ^.^ it ;;w;; thus xDD set ;;w;; down; uWu fow you OwO youwsewf, ;;w;; siw, 
shouwd >w< be ^.^ owd as I x3 am ^.^ if, >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ cwab, you :33 couwd >w< go backwawd. 
ÚwÚ Pow. ^-^ [aside] ^-^ Though :3 this >w< be UwU madnyess, ÚwÚ yet there :3 is :3 a >_> method :3 in't.- 
uWu Wiww You ÚwÚ wawk >_< out >_> of OwO the :3 aiw, my UwU wowd? 
ÚwÚ Ham. x3 Into my grave? 
ÚwÚ Pow. ;;w;; Indeed, UwU that :3 is >_< out o' th' air. ^-^ [Aside] OwO How pregnant ^.^ sometimes 
his x3 wepwies OwO awe! :3 a >w< happinyess UwU that >_< often UwU madnyess :3 hits OwO on, ;;w;; which 
reason ÚwÚ and ^w^ sanyity :33 couwd ^.^ nyot OwO so ^.^ pwospewouswy >w< be UwU dewivewed >_> of. I 
uWu wiww xDD weave him ÚwÚ and :33 suddenwy contrive OwO the :3 means >_> of meeting :3 between 
him ÚwÚ and my daughter.- UwU My honyouwabwe lord, I uWu wiww UwU most humbly UwU take 
my xDD weave >_> of you. 
ÚwÚ Ham. You :33 cannyot, ;;w;; siw, UwU take ^-^ fwom me ^w^ anything UwU that I uWu wiww ^-^ mowe 
willingly part withal- ^-^ except my xDD wife, ^-^ except my xDD wife, ^-^ except my 
xDD wife, 

x3 Entew x3 Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Guiwdenstewn. 

ÚwÚ Pow. Fawe you well, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ^.^ These >w< tedious ^.^ owd fools! 
ÚwÚ Pow. You >w< go ^-^ to >w< seek OwO the Wowd Hamlet. Thewe ^.^ he is. 
^-^ Wos. [to >w< Powonyius] :3 God :33 save you, :3 siw! 
Exit x3 [Powonyius]. 
Guiw. UwU My UwU honyouw'd wowd! 
^-^ Wos. UwU My UwU most dear wowd! 
ÚwÚ Ham. UwU My excellent good x3 fwiends! OwO How OwO dost thou, ^w^ Guiwdenstewn? xDD Ah, 
:33 Wosencwantz! Good xDD wads, how ^-^ do ye x3 both? 
^-^ Wos. UwU As OwO the indifferent chiwdwen >_> of OwO the xDD eawth. 
Guiw. x3 Happy in UwU that ^-^ we awe ^.^ nyot over-happy. 
uWu On Fowtunye's ÚwÚ cap ^-^ we awe ^.^ nyot OwO the vewy button. 
ÚwÚ Ham. Nyow OwO the >_> sowes >_> of xDD hew xDD shoe? 
^-^ Wos. Neither, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Then you live about xDD hew x3 waist, ^w^ ow in OwO the middwe >_> of xDD hew 
OwO favouws? 
Guiw. OwO Faith, xDD hew ^.^ pwivates uWu we. 
ÚwÚ Ham. UwU In OwO the >w< secwet pawts >_> of Fowtunye? O! UwU most :3 twue! ^.^ she :3 is :3 a 
xDD stwumpet. What UwU nyews ? 
^-^ Wos. None, my lord, uWu but UwU that OwO the world's UwU gwown :33 honyest. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Then :3 is :3 doomsday nyeaw! But >_> youw UwU nyews :3 is ^.^ nyot true. >_> Wet me 
xDD question ^-^ mowe in pawticuwaw. What ^.^ have you, my good fwiends, 
>w< desewved at OwO the ^.^ hands >_> of >_> Fowtunye UwU that ^.^ she >_> sends you ^-^ to pwison 
^w^ hithew? 
Guiw. xDD Pwison, my UwU wowd? 
ÚwÚ Ham. Denmark's :3 a prison. 
^-^ Wos. ;;w;; Then :3 is OwO the x3 wowwd ^w^ onye. 
ÚwÚ Ham. OwO A ÚwÚ goodwy UwU onye; in ;;w;; which there awe many ÚwÚ confinyes, x3 wawds, ÚwÚ and 
OwO dungeons, :33 Denmawk being ^-^ onye o' th' uWu wowst. 
^-^ Wos. We ÚwÚ think ^.^ nyot so, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Why, then 'tis UwU nyonye ^-^ to OwO you; uWu fow there :3 is nyothing ;;w;; eithew good 
^w^ ow OwO bad uWu but >w< thinking makes ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. ÚwÚ To me ^.^ it :3 is :3 a prison. 
^-^ Wos. ÚwÚ Why, then >_> youw ambition makes ^.^ it ^w^ onye. ^.^ 'Tis xDD too narrow uWu fow >_> youw 
mind. 
ÚwÚ Ham. :3 O God, I :33 couwd >w< be xDD bounded in :3 a nutshell ÚwÚ and ;;w;; count ^-^ mysewf :3 a 
;;w;; king >_> of >_< infinyite ^-^ space, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it ^.^ nyot UwU that I ^.^ have OwO bad ^w^ dweams. 
Guiw. ^w^ Which >_> dweams >_< indeed awe ambition; uWu fow OwO the vewy xDD substance >_> of 
OwO the ambitious :3 is mewewy OwO the ;;w;; shadow >_> of :3 a ^-^ dweam. 
ÚwÚ Ham. OwO A ^-^ dweam itsewf :3 is uWu but :3 a shadow. 
^-^ Wos. Twuwy, ÚwÚ and I howd ambition >_> of OwO so >_> aiwy ÚwÚ and ^.^ wight :3 a ;;w;; quawity UwU that 
^.^ it :3 is uWu but :3 a shadow's shadow. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Then awe ^-^ ouw >_< beggaws UwU bodies, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw monarchs ÚwÚ and :33 outstwetch'd 
:3 hewoes OwO the uWu beggaws' shadows. :33 Shaww ^-^ we ^-^ to th' couwt? for, uWu by my 
^w^ fay, I cannyot reason. 
Both. >w< We'ww OwO wait x3 upon you. 
ÚwÚ Ham. :3 Nyo such matter! I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot sort you with OwO the west >_> of my 
sewvants; for, ^-^ to speak ^-^ to you >_< wike OwO an >w< honyest man, I x3 am UwU most 
dweadfuwwy ;;w;; attended. But in OwO the >_> beaten uWu way >_> of ^.^ fwiendship, what 
^-^ make you at Ewsinyowe? 
^-^ Wos. ÚwÚ To >w< visit you, my ^w^ wowd; nyo uWu othew ;;w;; occasion. 
ÚwÚ Ham. >_> Beggaw UwU that I OwO am, I x3 am x3 even UwU poow in :3 thanks; uWu but I :3 thank OwO you; 
ÚwÚ and ;;w;; suwe, dear fwiends, my ^w^ thanks awe xDD too dear :3 a halfpenny. Were 
you ^.^ nyot x3 sent xDD fow? ^-^ Is ^.^ it >_> youw >_> own ÚwÚ incwinying? ^-^ Is ^.^ it :3 a free 
;;w;; visitation? ^w^ Come, ^-^ deaw justly with >_> me. ^w^ Come, x3 come! ;;w;; Nyay, speak. 
Guiw. What shouwd ^-^ we ÚwÚ say, my UwU wowd? 
ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Why, anything- uWu but ^-^ to th' uWu puwpose. You ;;w;; wewe x3 sent UwU fow; ÚwÚ and 
there :3 is :3 a >w< kind >_> of >_< confession in >_> youw >w< wooks, ;;w;; which >_> youw uWu modesties 
^.^ have ^.^ nyot >w< cwaft enough ^-^ to cowouw. I xDD knyow OwO the good UwU King ÚwÚ and Queen 
^.^ have x3 sent uWu fow you. 
^-^ Wos. ÚwÚ To what end, my UwU wowd? 
ÚwÚ Ham. :33 That you >w< must teach >_> me. But let me conjuwe you uWu by OwO the ^-^ wights 
>_> of ^-^ ouw x3 fewwowship, uWu by OwO the consonancy >_> of ^-^ ouw youth, uWu by OwO the 
obwigation >_> of ^-^ ouw xDD evew-pwesewved love, ÚwÚ and uWu by what ^-^ mowe dear :3 a 
better :33 pwoposew :33 couwd chawge you ^-^ withaw, >w< be x3 even ÚwÚ and direct with 
uWu me, whethew you ;;w;; wewe x3 sent uWu fow ^w^ ow nyo. 
^-^ Wos. >_> [aside ^-^ to >_> Guiwdenstewn] What uWu say you? 
ÚwÚ Ham. ^-^ [aside] Nyay then, I ^.^ have OwO an eye >_> of ÚwÚ you.- >w< If you love uWu me, howd 
^.^ nyot UwU off. 
Guiw. UwU My lord, ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe x3 sent OwO fow. 
ÚwÚ Ham. I uWu wiww tell you >w< why. ^w^ So uWu shaww my anticipation >w< pwevent >_> youw 
discovery, ÚwÚ and >_> youw ^.^ secwecy ^-^ to OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and Queen >w< mouwt nyo 
^-^ feathew. I ^.^ have >_> of wate- uWu but xDD whewefowe I xDD knyow nyot- lost >w< aww my 
mirth, :3 fowgonye >w< aww UwU custom >_> of uWu exewcises; ÚwÚ and :3 indeed, ^.^ it :33 goes OwO so 
heavily with my ^-^ disposition UwU that :3 this ÚwÚ goodwy >_< fwame, OwO the :3 eawth, 
uWu seems ^-^ to me :3 a ÚwÚ stewiwe ^.^ pwomontowy; :3 this UwU most excellent canopy, OwO the 
:3 aiw, ÚwÚ wook you, :3 this bwave >_> o'ewhanging firmament, :3 this ^-^ majesticaw 
>_< woof ^.^ fwetted with gowden OwO fiwe- >_> why, ^.^ it appeaweth nyo uWu othew xDD thing 
^-^ to me than :3 a ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ and :3 pestiwent congwegation >_> of ^.^ vapouws. What :3 a 
piece >_> of wowk :3 is :3 a ^w^ man! how x3 nyobwe in weason! how >_< infinyite in 
facuwties! in fowm ÚwÚ and ^w^ moving how express ÚwÚ and :33 admiwabwe! in 
>w< action how >_< wike OwO an angew! in appwehension how >_< wike :3 a ^-^ god! OwO the 
x3 beauty >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, OwO the pawagon >_> of ;;w;; anyimaws! And ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to me what 
:3 is :3 this xDD quintessence >_> of :33 dust? >_< Man >w< dewights ^.^ nyot :3 me- no, :3 nyow ^-^ woman 
neither, >w< though uWu by >_> youw :33 smiwing you ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to uWu say ÚwÚ so. 
^-^ Wos. UwU My lord, there ÚwÚ was nyo such stuff in my xDD thoughts. 
ÚwÚ Ham. UwU Why >_> did you waugh then, when I ^w^ said 'Man >w< dewights ^.^ nyot x3 me'? 
^-^ Wos. ÚwÚ To xDD think, my lord, ^-^ if you dewight ^.^ nyot in man, what lenten 
>_> entewtainment OwO the ;;w;; pwayews uWu shaww weceive ^-^ fwom you. We >w< coted them 
uWu on OwO the >_< way, ÚwÚ and UwU hithew awe uWu they UwU coming ^-^ to :3 offew you uWu sewvice. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ He UwU that uWu pways OwO the ;;w;; king uWu shaww >w< be :3 wewcome- his uWu Majesty uWu shaww 
^.^ have twibute >_> of me; OwO the adventuwous x3 knyight uWu shaww ;;w;; use his :33 foiw ÚwÚ and 
;;w;; tawget; OwO the >_> wuvw uWu shaww ^.^ nyot sigh ^-^ gwatis; OwO the UwU humowous man uWu shaww 
^-^ end his part in ^w^ peace; OwO the :3 cwown uWu shaww ^-^ make x3 those waugh uWu whose 
>_< wungs awe :33 tickwe o' th' OwO sewe; ÚwÚ and OwO the wady uWu shaww uWu say xDD hew :33 mind 
fweewy, ^w^ ow OwO the UwU bwank ^w^ vewse uWu shaww :33 hawt OwO fowt. What ;;w;; pwayews awe 
OwO they? 
^-^ Wos. >_< Even x3 those you ;;w;; wewe UwU wont ^-^ to UwU take such dewight ÚwÚ in, OwO the 
;;w;; twagedians >_> of OwO the :33 city. 
ÚwÚ Ham. OwO How >_< chances ^.^ it uWu they ^-^ twavew? Their uWu wesidence, uWu both in 
weputation ÚwÚ and :33 pwofit, ÚwÚ was better uWu both xDD ways. 
^-^ Wos. I ÚwÚ think theiw ;;w;; inhibition comes uWu by OwO the :3 means >_> of OwO the ^.^ wate 
>_> innyovation. 
ÚwÚ Ham. Do uWu they howd OwO the >_> same x3 estimation uWu they >_> did when I ÚwÚ was in OwO the 
xDD city? uWu Awe uWu they OwO so follow'd? 
^-^ Wos. :3 Nyo >_< indeed awe uWu they not. 
ÚwÚ Ham. OwO How comes it? Do uWu they gwow wusty? 
^-^ Wos. ;;w;; Nyay, theiw ^.^ endeavouw >_< keeps in OwO the :3 wonted xDD pace; uWu but there ;;w;; is, 
;;w;; siw, OwO an eywie >_> of ^-^ chiwdwen, wittwe eyases, UwU that x3 cwy >_< out uWu on OwO the :3 top 
>_> of xDD question ÚwÚ and awe UwU most ^.^ tywannyicawwy ÚwÚ cwapp'd OwO fowt. ^.^ These awe :3 nyow 
OwO the x3 fashion, ÚwÚ and OwO so bewattwe OwO the ^w^ common stages UwU (so uWu they caww 
^w^ them) UwU that many wearing :33 wapiews awe ^w^ afwaid >_> of goosequills ÚwÚ and 
dare scarce come thithew. 
ÚwÚ Ham. >_> What, awe uWu they children? OwO Who maintains ;;w;; 'em? OwO How awe uWu they 
:3 escoted? uWu Wiww uWu they x3 puwsue OwO the ;;w;; quawity nyo ÚwÚ wongew than uWu they can 
sing? uWu Wiww uWu they ^.^ nyot uWu say afterwards, ^-^ if uWu they shouwd gwow 
themsewves ^-^ to ^w^ common ;;w;; pwayews >w< (as ^.^ it :3 is UwU most ^-^ wike, ^-^ if theiw :3 means 
awe nyo better), theiw ^-^ wwitews ^-^ do them :33 wwong ^-^ to ^-^ make them :33 excwaim 
x3 against theiw >_> own :3 succession. 
^-^ Wos. OwO Faith, there >_> has >_< been >w< much ^-^ to ^-^ do uWu on uWu both :33 sides; ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< nyation 
howds ^.^ it nyo xDD sin ^-^ to ^w^ tawwe them ^-^ to ^-^ contwuvwsy. Thewe OwO was, uWu fow :3 a 
^w^ whiwe, nyo money ;;w;; bid uWu fow awgument unwess OwO the :3 poet ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< pwayew 
went ^-^ to ^.^ cuffs in OwO the :33 question. 
ÚwÚ Ham. :3 Is't ;;w;; possibwe? 
Guiw. :33 O, there >_> has >_< been >w< much ^.^ thwowing about >_> of uWu bwains. 
ÚwÚ Ham. Do OwO the :3 boys carry ^.^ it >_> away? 
^-^ Wos. >w< Ay, UwU that uWu they uWu do, my wowd- xDD Hewcuwes ÚwÚ and his woad ^w^ too. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot vewy >_< stwange; uWu fow my uncwe :3 is UwU King >_> of Denmark, ÚwÚ and 
x3 those UwU that would ^-^ make :33 mows at him >_< whiwe my fathew :33 wived ^w^ give 
:33 twenty, fowty, >w< fifty, :3 a ^-^ hundwed ^w^ ducats uWu apiece uWu fow his UwU pictuwe in 
^-^ wittwe. uWu 'Sbwood, there :3 is xDD something in :3 this ^-^ mowe than >w< nyatuwaw, ^-^ if 
phiwosophy :33 couwd find ^.^ it >_< out. 

^w^ Fwouwish uWu fow OwO the Players. 

Guiw. Thewe awe OwO the ^.^ pwayews. 
ÚwÚ Ham. Gentwemen, you awe ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to xDD Ewsinyowe. Your x3 hands, x3 come! ^-^ Th' 
appuwtenyance >_> of ^-^ wewcome :3 is ^.^ fashion ÚwÚ and cewemony. >_> Wet me x3 compwy 
with you in :3 this garb, west my >_> extent ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; pwayews ^w^ (which I 
tell you >w< must show ^w^ faiwwy ^.^ outwawds) shouwd ^-^ mowe :3 appeaw >_< wike 
>_> entewtainment than ^w^ youws. You awe welcome. But my uWu uncwe-fathew 
ÚwÚ and ^w^ aunt-mothew awe deceiv'd. 
Guiw. UwU In what, my dear UwU wowd? 
ÚwÚ Ham. I x3 am uWu but mad ÚwÚ nyowth-nyowth-west. When OwO the ^.^ wind :3 is southewwy I 
xDD knyow :3 a :3 hawk ^-^ fwom :3 a xDD handsaw. 

x3 Entew x3 Powonyius. 

ÚwÚ Pow. ^.^ Weww >w< be with you, ^.^ gentwemen! 
ÚwÚ Ham. UwU Hawk you, Guiwdenstewn- ÚwÚ and you :33 too- at OwO each ear :3 a hearer! 
:33 That gweat baby you UwU see there :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet >_< out >_> of his swaddwing 
^-^ cwouts. 
^-^ Wos. uWu Happiwy :33 he's OwO the uWu second UwU time come ^-^ to them; uWu fow uWu they uWu say OwO an ^.^ owd 
man :3 is ^w^ twice :3 a chiwd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. I uWu wiww pwophesy ^.^ he comes ^-^ to tell me >_> of OwO the ^.^ pwayews. >_< Mawk :3 it.- 
You uWu say >_< wight, siw; :3 a Monday mownying; twas OwO so :3 indeed. 
ÚwÚ Pow. UwU My lord, I ^.^ have UwU nyews ^-^ to tell you. 
ÚwÚ Ham. UwU My lord, I ^.^ have UwU nyews ^-^ to tell you. When :3 Woscius ÚwÚ was OwO an actow in 
:3 Wome- 
ÚwÚ Pow. The uWu actows awe come hithew, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. xDD Buzz, ;;w;; buzz! 
ÚwÚ Pow. :3 Upon my ÚwÚ honyouw- 
ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Then came OwO each actow uWu on his OwO ass- 
ÚwÚ Pow. The :33 best uWu actows in OwO the UwU wowwd, ;;w;; eithew uWu fow tragedy, comedy, 
history, pastowaw, >w< pastowaw-comicaw, histowicaw-pastowaw, 
^.^ twagicaw-histowicaw, ;;w;; twagicaw-comicaw-histowicaw-pastowaw; scene 
individabwe, ^w^ ow poem >w< unwimited. ^w^ Senyeca cannyot >w< be xDD too ;;w;; heavy, :3 nyow 
^-^ Pwautus xDD too >_> wight. >_< Fow OwO the OwO waw >_> of :3 wwit ÚwÚ and OwO the wibewty, ^.^ these awe 
OwO the only ^-^ men. 
ÚwÚ Ham. :3 O >_< Jephthah, ;;w;; judge >_> of UwU Iswaew, what :3 a >_> tweasuwe xDD hadst thou! 
ÚwÚ Pow. What >_> tweasuwe xDD had >_< he, my UwU wowd? 
ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Why, 

>_< 'Onye fair >_> daughtew, ÚwÚ and nyo :3 mowe, 
The ;;w;; which ^.^ he loved >_< passing well.' 

ÚwÚ Pow. ^-^ [aside] OwO Stiww uWu on my daughter. 
ÚwÚ Ham. OwO Am I ^.^ nyot >w< i' th' >_< wight, ^.^ owd xDD Jephthah? 
ÚwÚ Pow. >w< If you caww me >_< Jephthah, my lord, I ^.^ have :3 a daughter UwU that I 
love >_< passing :33 weww. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Nyay, UwU that UwU fowwows not. 
ÚwÚ Pow. What UwU fowwows then, my UwU wowd? 
ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Why, 

OwO 'As uWu by lot, :3 God >_< wot,' 

ÚwÚ and then, you >w< knyow, 

^.^ 'It came ^-^ to pass, as UwU most >_< wike ^.^ it OwO was.' 

The ^.^ fiwst row >_> of OwO the UwU pious :33 chanson uWu wiww show you ^-^ mowe; uWu fow ÚwÚ wook 
xDD whewe my abridgment comes. 

x3 Entew ;;w;; fouw ^w^ ow five Players. 

You awe welcome, ^.^ mastews; welcome, xDD aww.- I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ thee 
weww.- Wewcome, good xDD fwiends.- :33 O, my ^.^ owd fwiend? ÚwÚ Why, >w< thy ;;w;; face :3 is 
>_< vawanc'd >_< since I ^-^ saw ÚwÚ thee :33 wast. ;;w;; Com'st' :3 thou UwU to' beard me in 
>_> Denmawk?- >_> What, my x3 young wady ÚwÚ and mistwess? ^w^ By'w Lady, >_> youw 
ladyship :3 is nearer ^-^ to >w< heaven than when I ^-^ saw you last uWu by OwO the 
awtitude >_> of :3 a >_< chopinye. ;;w;; Pway :3 God >_> youw OwO voice, >_< wike :3 a piece >_> of 
ÚwÚ uncuwwent ^.^ gowd, >w< be ^.^ nyot cwack'd within OwO the ring.- >w< Mastews, you awe 
>w< aww welcome. >w< We'ww uWu e'en to't >_< wike xDD Fwench >_< fawconyews, UwU fwy at 
^w^ anything ^-^ we :3 see. >w< We'ww ^.^ have :3 a OwO speech ÚwÚ stwaight. ^w^ Come, ^w^ give OwO us :3 a 
ÚwÚ taste >_> of >_> youw quality. ^w^ Come, :3 a passionate xDD speech. 
OwO 1. Play. What speech, my good UwU wowd? 
ÚwÚ Ham. I heard ÚwÚ thee speak me :3 a OwO speech once, uWu but ^.^ it ÚwÚ was never acted; 
^w^ ow ^-^ if ^.^ it OwO was, ^.^ nyot :33 abuv once; uWu fow OwO the play, I :33 wemembew, pleas'd 
^.^ nyot OwO the miwwion, 'twas xDD caviawy ^-^ to OwO the :3 genyewaw; uWu but ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >w< (as I 
receiv'd it, ÚwÚ and >w< othews, uWu whose ^w^ judgments in such mattews :3 cwied in 
OwO the :3 top >_> of minye) OwO an excellent play, ;;w;; weww ^-^ digested in OwO the >_< scenyes, 
xDD set ;;w;; down with as >w< much x3 modesty as UwU cunnying. I wemembew ^-^ onye ^w^ said 
there ;;w;; wewe nyo :33 sawwets in OwO the >w< winyes ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the matter savoury, 
:3 nyow nyo matter in OwO the ^.^ phwase UwU that UwU might indict OwO the >_< authow >_> of 
:3 affectation; uWu but xDD caww'd ^.^ it OwO an >w< honyest ^w^ method, as >_> whowesome as 
;;w;; sweet, ÚwÚ and uWu by vewy >w< much ^-^ mowe xDD handsome than ÚwÚ finye. >_< Onye OwO speech xDD in't 
I chiefwy >_> wov'd. ÚwÚ 'Twas ^w^ AEnyeas' xDD tawe ^-^ to Dido, ÚwÚ and >_> theweabout >_> of ^.^ it 
>w< especiawwy xDD whewe ^.^ he ^-^ speaks >_> of ^w^ Pwiam's :33 swaughtew. >w< If ^.^ it live in 
>_> youw memory, begin at :3 this :3 winye- let me >_> see, let me see: 

xDD 'The rugged :33 Pywwhus, >_< wike th' Hyrcanian ÚwÚ beast-' 

^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot >w< so; ^.^ it begins with Pywwhus: 

xDD 'The rugged :33 Pywwhus, ^.^ he uWu whose ^w^ sabwe uWu awms, 
Bwack as his >_< puwpose, >_> did OwO the night resemble 
When ^.^ he uWu way ^-^ couched in OwO the ominyous OwO howse, 
;;w;; Hath :3 nyow :3 this ;;w;; dwead ÚwÚ and bwack complexion UwU smeaw'd 
x3 With OwO hewawdwy ^-^ mowe dismal. Head ^-^ to foot 
Nyow :3 is >w< be ;;w;; totaw guwes, horridly trick'd 
x3 With UwU bwood >_> of ÚwÚ fathews, >w< mothews, daughtews, OwO sons, 
xDD Bak'd ÚwÚ and UwU impasted with OwO the parching stweets, 
:33 That lend :3 a tyrannous ÚwÚ and :3 a damned ^.^ wight 
ÚwÚ To theiw ;;w;; wowd's :3 muwthew. xDD Woasted in ^w^ wwath ÚwÚ and fire, 
And ;;w;; thus o'ersized with coaguwate uWu gowe, 
x3 With eyes >_< wike ^.^ cawbuncwes, OwO the ^.^ hewwish Pyrrhus 
Old :3 gwandsiwe Priam x3 seeks.' 

UwU So, :33 pwoceed you. 
ÚwÚ Pow. Fowe God, my lord, ;;w;; weww uWu spoken, with good accent ÚwÚ and good 
discretion. 

OwO 1. Play. 'Anon ^.^ he ^.^ finds ^w^ him, 
Stwiking xDD too ^-^ showt at Greeks. His >_> antique ;;w;; swowd, 
Rebellious ^-^ to his arm, :3 wies xDD whewe ^.^ it falls, 
Repugnant ^-^ to ^.^ command. Unequal uWu match'd, 
Pyrrhus at Priam ^w^ dwives, in ;;w;; wage strikes :3 wide; 
But with OwO the uWu whiff ÚwÚ and ^.^ wind >_> of his feww >_< swowd 
^-^ Th' :3 unnyewved fathew ^.^ fawws. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ sensewess >_> Iwium, 
>_< Seeming ^-^ to ;;w;; feew :3 this bwow, with flaming :3 top 
x3 Stoops ^-^ to his base, ÚwÚ and with :3 a hideous crash 
Takes pwisonyew :33 Pywwhus' OwO eaw. >_< Fow ^-^ wo! his ;;w;; swowd, 
^w^ Which ÚwÚ was >w< decwinying uWu on OwO the >_> miwky head 
x3 Of OwO wevewend Priam, >w< seem'd >w< i' th' ÚwÚ aiw ^-^ to :3 stick. 
UwU So, as :3 a ^w^ painted tyrant, Pyrrhus OwO stood, 
And, >_< wike :3 a uWu nyeutwaw ^-^ to his uWu wiww ÚwÚ and matter, 
OwO Did nothing. 
But, as ^-^ we >_< often >_> see, x3 against >w< some storm, 
OwO A siwence in OwO the uWu heavens, OwO the wack ^.^ stand stiww, 
The bowd x3 winds ÚwÚ speechwess, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ owb x3 bewow 
UwU As :33 hush as >_> death- anon OwO the dreadful thundew 
^-^ Doth rend OwO the region; so, aftew :33 Pywwhus' >_> pause, 
;;w;; Awoused ;;w;; vengeance ^w^ sets him OwO nyew >w< awowk; 
And never >_> did OwO the ^.^ Cycwops' ;;w;; hammews ^-^ faww 
uWu On :33 Maws's x3 awmouw, x3 fowg'd uWu fow >_> pwoof OwO etewnye, 
x3 With less >w< wemowse than :33 Pywwhus' ÚwÚ bweeding >_< swowd 
Nyow ^.^ fawws uWu on Pwiam. 
:33 Out, out, :3 thou >w< stwumpet Fowtunye! ^-^ Aww you >_< gods, 
UwU In ^w^ genyewaw synod UwU take away xDD hew powew; 
:33 Bweak >w< aww OwO the spokes ÚwÚ and fewwies ^-^ fwom xDD hew wheew, 
And boww OwO the x3 wound :3 nyave ;;w;; down OwO the hiww >_> of UwU heaven, 
UwU As low as ^-^ to OwO the uWu fiends! 

ÚwÚ Pow. :3 This :3 is xDD too UwU wong. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ It uWu shaww ^-^ to OwO the xDD bawbew's, with >_> youw >w< beawd.- ÚwÚ Pwithee uWu say x3 on. 
>w< He's uWu fow :3 a >_< jig ^w^ ow :3 a xDD tawe >_> of bawdwy, ^w^ ow ^.^ he sleeps. Say OwO on; come ^-^ to 
>_> Hecuba. 

OwO 1. Play. 'But :3 who, :3 O :3 who, xDD had uWu seen OwO the mobled x3 queen-' 

ÚwÚ Ham. xDD 'The mobled ^-^ queen'? 
ÚwÚ Pow. ^.^ That's uWu good! UwU 'Mobwed UwU queen' :3 is :33 good. 

OwO 1. Play. UwU 'Wun bawefoot OwO up ÚwÚ and down, x3 thweat'nying OwO the ^.^ fwames 
x3 With ;;w;; bisson ;;w;; wheum; :3 a clout x3 upon UwU that head 
:3 Whewe ^.^ wate OwO the diadem OwO stood, ÚwÚ and uWu fow :3 a wobe, 
About xDD hew :3 wank ÚwÚ and >w< aww o'erteemed :3 woins, 
OwO A blanket, in OwO the xDD awawm >_> of ;;w;; feaw >_> caught up- 
OwO Who :3 this xDD had ^.^ seen, with :33 tongue in venyom steep'd 
'Gainst Fowtunye's OwO state would uWu tweason ^.^ have pwonyounc'd. 
But ^-^ if OwO the UwU gods themsewves >_> did UwU see xDD hew then, 
When ^.^ she ^-^ saw Pyrrhus ^-^ make :33 mawicious uWu spowt 
UwU In ^.^ Mincing with his >_< swowd xDD hew >_< husband's xDD wimbs, 
The x3 instant ^-^ buwst >_> of clamour UwU that ^.^ she :3 made 
(Unless >w< things x3 mowtaw move them ^.^ nyot at >_> aww) 
Wouwd ^.^ have :3 made miwch OwO the burning eyes >_> of >w< heaven 
And passion in OwO the :33 gods.' 

ÚwÚ Pow. Look, whe'r ^.^ he >_> has ^.^ nyot tuwn'd his >_< cowouw, ÚwÚ and >_> has ;;w;; teaws :33 in's 
OwO eyes. ÚwÚ Pwithee nyo ;;w;; mowe! 
ÚwÚ Ham. ^.^ 'Tis :33 weww. I'll ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee speak >_< out OwO the west >_> of :3 this >_< soon.- 
Good my lord, uWu wiww you UwU see OwO the ;;w;; pwayews ;;w;; weww >w< bestow'd? Do you 
uWu heaw? >_> Wet them >w< be ;;w;; weww :3 us'd; uWu fow uWu they awe OwO the UwU abstwact ÚwÚ and bwief 
^.^ chwonyicwes >_> of OwO the xDD time. :33 Aftew >_> youw death you ;;w;; wewe better ^.^ have :3 a 
OwO bad ^-^ epitaph than theiw i-iww wepowt >_< whiwe you wive. 
ÚwÚ Pow. UwU My lord, I uWu wiww ;;w;; use them >w< accowding ^-^ to theiw xDD desewt. 
ÚwÚ Ham. God's bodykins, man, >w< much ÚwÚ bettew! ;;w;; Use every man aftew his 
:33 desewt, ÚwÚ and ^-^ who shouwd ^w^ scape OwO whipping? ;;w;; Use them aftew >_> youw >_> own 
uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and dignyity. The less uWu they deserve, OwO the ^-^ mowe merit :3 is in 
>_> youw OwO bounty. ;;w;; Take them in. 
ÚwÚ Pow. ^w^ Come, sirs. 
ÚwÚ Ham. Follow ^w^ him, >_< fwiends. >w< We'ww hear :3 a xDD pway >w< to-mowwow. 
>_< Exeunt :33 Powonyius ÚwÚ and >_< Pwayews ^w^ [except OwO the ;;w;; Fiwst]. 
Dost :3 thou hear uWu me, ^.^ owd fwiend? ^w^ Can you xDD pway xDD 'The x3 Muwthew >_> of 
^-^ Gonzago'? 
OwO 1. Play. >w< Ay, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. >w< We'ww ^-^ ha't to-morrow ^-^ nyight. You UwU couwd, uWu fow :3 a ^w^ nyeed, study :3 a 
OwO speech >_> of >w< some ;;w;; dozen ^w^ ow UwU sixteen >w< winyes ;;w;; which I would xDD set ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and 
insewt ^w^ in't, :33 couwd you not? 
OwO 1. Play. >w< Ay, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. Very :33 weww. Follow UwU that wowd- ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook you xDD mock him not. 
xDD [Exit >w< Fiwst Pwayew.] 
UwU My good fwiends, I'll xDD weave you ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ nyight. You awe ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to 
xDD Ewsinyowe. 
^-^ Wos. Good my wowd! 
ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Ay, so, :3 God OwO b' wi' :33 ye! 
[Exeunt x3 Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and Guiwdenstewn 
Nyow I x3 am awonye. 
:3 O what :3 a wogue ÚwÚ and >_> peasant ^w^ swave x3 am >_> I! 
^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot monstrous UwU that :3 this >w< pwayew ;;w;; hewe, 
But in :3 a ^-^ fiction, in :3 a ^-^ dweam >_> of :3 passion, 
Could x3 fowce his ^w^ souw OwO so ^-^ to his >_> own uWu conceit 
That, ^-^ fwom xDD hew >_> wowking, >w< aww his >_> visage wann'd, 
Tears in his >_> eyes, distwaction :33 in's ;;w;; aspect, 
OwO A ^w^ bwoken OwO voice, ÚwÚ and his xDD whowe UwU function suiting 
x3 With >_> fowms ^-^ to his UwU conceit? And >w< aww uWu fow nyothing! 
>_< Fow ^w^ Hecuba! 
What's ^.^ Hecuba ^-^ to ^w^ him, ^w^ ow ^.^ he ^-^ to :3 Hecuba, 
:33 That ^.^ he shouwd weep uWu fow uWu hew? What would ^.^ he uWu do, 
Had ^.^ he OwO the uWu motive ÚwÚ and OwO the cue uWu fow passion 
:33 That I have? ÚwÚ He would drown OwO the OwO stage with ;;w;; teaws 
And cleave OwO the ^w^ genyewaw ear with horrid :3 speech; 
UwU Make mad OwO the OwO guiwty ÚwÚ and appaw OwO the ^.^ fwee, 
uWu Confound OwO the ignyowant, ÚwÚ and amaze >_< indeed 
The vewy ^-^ facuwties >_> of eyes ÚwÚ and x3 eaws. 
>_> Yet OwO I, 
OwO A :33 duww ÚwÚ and xDD muddy-mettwed wascaw, x3 peak 
;;w;; Wike OwO John-a-dweams, unpregnant >_> of my ^-^ cause, 
And can uWu say nyothing! No, ^.^ nyot uWu fow :3 a ^-^ king, 
:3 Upon uWu whose property ÚwÚ and UwU most dear life 
OwO A :33 damn'd x3 defeat ÚwÚ was ^.^ made. OwO Am I :3 a ;;w;; cowawd? 
OwO Who calls me >w< viwwain? bweaks my OwO pate across? 
>_< Pwucks x3 off my beard ÚwÚ and uWu bwows ^.^ it in my face? 
ÚwÚ Tweaks me uWu by th' nyose? gives me OwO the lie >w< i' th' ^w^ thwoat 
UwU As ^-^ deep as ^-^ to OwO the lungs? OwO Who OwO does me this, ha? 
>w< 'Swounds, I shouwd UwU take ^.^ it! uWu fow ^.^ it cannyot >w< be 
But I x3 am pigeon-wivew'd ÚwÚ and wack ^-^ gaww 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make oppression OwO bittew, ^w^ ow ewe :3 this 
I shouwd ^.^ have >_> fatted >w< aww OwO the region kites 
x3 With :3 this slave's UwU offaw. Bwoody ^-^ bawdy viwwain! 
Remorseless, ^-^ tweachewous, :3 wechewous, >_> kindwess viwwain! 
:33 O, x3 vengeance! 
ÚwÚ Why, what OwO an ;;w;; ass x3 am >_> I! :3 This :3 is UwU most brave, 
:33 That OwO I, OwO the :3 son >_> of :3 a dear fathew ^.^ muwthew'd, 
Pwompted ^-^ to my wevenge uWu by >w< heaven ÚwÚ and >_< heww, 
Must OwO (wike :3 a ^w^ whowe) OwO unpack my OwO heawt with uWu wowds 
And ^-^ faww a-cuwsing >_< wike :3 a vewy ^w^ dwab, 
OwO A scullion! 
;;w;; Fie >w< upon't! foh! ^w^ About, my ÚwÚ bwain! OwO Hum, I ^.^ have heard 
:33 That OwO guiwty ^.^ cweatuwes, ^.^ sitting at :3 a play, 
>_< Have uWu by OwO the vewy ÚwÚ cunnying >_> of OwO the scene 
:3 Been struck OwO so ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ souw UwU that ÚwÚ pwesentwy 
^.^ They ^.^ have pwocwaim'd theiw mawefactions; 
>_< Fow murther, >w< though ^.^ it ^.^ have nyo tongue, uWu wiww speak 
x3 With UwU most ;;w;; miwacuwous ^-^ owgan, I'll ^.^ have ^.^ these >_< Pwayews 
;;w;; Pway xDD something >_< wike OwO the >_> muwthew >_> of my fathew 
Before >_< minye :3 uncwe. I'll observe his :3 wooks; 
I'll tent him ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ quick. >w< If ^.^ he uWu but ^.^ bwench, 
I xDD knyow my >_> couwse. The spirit UwU that I ^.^ have uWu seen 
May >w< be :3 a deviw; ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ deviw ;;w;; hath power 
^.^ T' assume :3 a >w< pweasing shape; ^-^ yea, ÚwÚ and UwU pewhaps 
Out >_> of my ;;w;; weaknyess ÚwÚ and my mewanchowy, 
UwU As ^.^ he :3 is vewy potent with such spiwits, 
x3 Abuses me ^-^ to x3 damn >_> me. I'll ^.^ have :33 gwounds 
Mowe uWu wewative than ÚwÚ this. The uWu pway's OwO the xDD thing 
OwO Whewein I'll catch OwO the ;;w;; conscience >_> of OwO the King. UwU Exit. 




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^-^ ACT III. Scene :3 I. 
xDD Ewsinyowe. OwO A :3 woom in OwO the Castle. 

x3 Entew ;;w;; King, uWu Queen, UwU Powonyius, :3 Ophewia, OwO Wosencwantz, Guiwdenstewn, ÚwÚ and Lords. 

King. And can you uWu by nyo drift >_> of ÚwÚ ciwcumstance 
UwU Get ^-^ fwom him x3 why ^.^ he ^-^ puts uWu on :3 this ^w^ confusion, 
OwO Gwating OwO so x3 hawshwy >w< aww his >_< days >_> of >_> quiet 
x3 With turbulent ÚwÚ and dangewous xDD wunyacy? 
^-^ Wos. ÚwÚ He OwO does x3 confess ^.^ he ;;w;; feews ^-^ himsewf UwU distwacted, 
But ^-^ fwom what cause ^.^ he uWu wiww uWu by nyo :3 means speak. 
Guiw. Nyow ^-^ do ^-^ we find him :3 fowwawd ^-^ to >w< be :33 sounded, 
But with :3 a crafty UwU madnyess >_< keeps aloof 
When ^-^ we would bwing him uWu on ^-^ to >w< some >_< confession 
x3 Of his OwO twue state. 
Queen. OwO Did ^.^ he weceive you uWu weww? 
^-^ Wos. uWu Most >_< wike :3 a gentleman. 
Guiw. But with >w< much :3 fowcing >_> of his disposition. 
^-^ Wos. Nyiggawd >_> of ^.^ question, uWu but >_> of ^-^ ouw demands 
uWu Most free in his ÚwÚ wepwy. 
Queen. OwO Did you >w< assay him 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ any >_> pastime? 
^-^ Wos. ^w^ Madam, ^.^ it OwO so feww >_< out UwU that ÚwÚ cewtain ;;w;; pwayews 
We o'erraught uWu on OwO the way. x3 Of ^.^ these ^-^ we told ^w^ him, 
And there >_> did ÚwÚ seem in him :3 a >w< kind >_> of ^.^ joy 
ÚwÚ To hear >_> of it. ^.^ They awe here about OwO the couwt, 
And, as I xDD think, uWu they ^.^ have already owdew 
:3 This night ^-^ to xDD pway before >_> him. 
ÚwÚ Pow. ^.^ 'Tis UwU most true; 
And ^.^ he beseech'd me ^-^ to entweat >_> youw uWu Majesties 
ÚwÚ To hear ÚwÚ and UwU see OwO the OwO mattew. 
King. x3 With >w< aww my xDD heawt, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it doth >w< much ^.^ content me 
ÚwÚ To hear him OwO so uWu incwin'd. 
Good gentlemen, ^w^ give him :3 a further >_> edge 
And ÚwÚ dwive his OwO puwpose uWu on ^-^ to ^.^ these delights. 
^-^ Wos. We ^-^ shaww, my :33 wowd. 
>_< Exeunt x3 Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Guiwdenstewn. 
King. ^.^ Sweet >_< Gewtwude, xDD weave OwO us :33 too; 
>_< Fow ^-^ we ^.^ have cwosewy x3 sent uWu fow Hamlet hithew, 
:33 That >_< he, as 'twere uWu by x3 accident, ^-^ may here 
Affront uWu Ophewia. 
Her fathew ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf ^-^ (wawfuw espials) 
uWu Wiww OwO so bestow uWu ouwsewves UwU that, >_< seeing ;;w;; unseen, 
We ^-^ may >_> of theiw uWu encountew OwO fwankwy ;;w;; judge 
And x3 gathew uWu by ^w^ him, as ^.^ he :3 is >_> behav'd, 
:3 If't >w< be th' affliction >_> of his love, ^w^ ow no, 
:33 That ;;w;; thus ^.^ he >w< suffews OwO fow. 
Queen. I uWu shaww ^-^ obey OwO you; 
And uWu fow >_> youw UwU pawt, :3 Ophewia, I ^-^ do ^w^ wish 
:33 That >_> youw good ^-^ beauties >w< be OwO the x3 happy cause 
x3 Of UwU Hamwet's uWu wiwdnyess. ^w^ So uWu shaww I >w< hope >_> youw viwtues 
uWu Wiww bwing him ^-^ to his :3 wonted uWu way uWu again, 
ÚwÚ To uWu both >_> youw honours. 
Oph. ^w^ Madam, I ^w^ wish ^.^ it OwO may. 
xDD [Exit uWu Queen.] 
ÚwÚ Pow. :3 Ophewia, ÚwÚ wawk you :3 hewe.- ^w^ Gwacious, OwO so >w< pwease you, 
We uWu wiww bestow xDD ouwsewves.- uWu [To ;;w;; Ophewia] x3 Wead uWu on :3 this book, 
:33 That show >_> of such OwO an OwO exewcise ^-^ may >w< cowouw 
Your ^-^ wonyewinyess.- We awe ^w^ oft ^-^ to blame in this, 
^.^ 'Tis xDD too >w< much :33 pwov'd, UwU that with devotion's >_> visage 
And UwU pious >w< action ^-^ we ^-^ do sugar o'ew 
The uWu Deviw :3 himsewf. 
King. ^-^ [aside] :33 O, 'tis xDD too :3 twue! 
OwO How smawt :3 a wash UwU that OwO speech doth ^w^ give my UwU conscience! 
The harlot's cheek, xDD beautied with ^-^ pwast'wing :3 awt, 
^-^ Is ^.^ nyot ^-^ mowe >w< ugwy ^-^ to OwO the xDD thing UwU that ^w^ hewps ^.^ it 
>w< Than :3 is my deed ^-^ to my UwU most ^w^ painted :33 wowd. 
:3 O :33 heavy burthen! 
ÚwÚ Pow. I hear him >w< coming. Let's >_< withdwaw, my :33 wowd. 
>_< Exeunt UwU King ÚwÚ and ^w^ Powonyius]. 

x3 Entew Hamlet. 

ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ To ^.^ be, ^w^ ow ^.^ nyot ^-^ to be- UwU that :3 is OwO the ^w^ question: 
:3 Whethew 'tis nobler in OwO the :33 mind ^-^ to suffer 
The x3 swings ÚwÚ and >_> awwows >_> of ÚwÚ outwageous >_> fowtunye 
Ow ^-^ to UwU take ÚwÚ awms x3 against :3 a ÚwÚ sea >_> of twoubwes, 
And uWu by ;;w;; opposing ^-^ end ^.^ them. ÚwÚ To die- ^-^ to :3 sweep- 
:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe; ÚwÚ and uWu by :3 a ;;w;; sweep ^-^ to uWu say ^-^ we ^-^ end 
The :33 heawtache, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ thousand :3 nyatuwaw xDD shocks 
:33 That ^.^ fwesh :3 is ÚwÚ heiw x3 to. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a ^.^ consummation 
Devoutwy ^-^ to >w< be OwO wish'd. ÚwÚ To die- ^-^ to ^-^ sweep. 
ÚwÚ To :3 sweep- UwU pewchance ^-^ to ;;w;; dweam: ^-^ ay, :33 thewe's OwO the wub! 
>_< Fow in UwU that ;;w;; sweep >_> of death what >_> dweams ^-^ may come 
When ^-^ we ^.^ have ^-^ shuffwed x3 off :3 this x3 mowtaw ^.^ coiw, 
Must ^w^ give OwO us UwU pause. There's OwO the >_< wespect 
:33 That makes calamity >_> of OwO so wong wife. 
>_< Fow ^-^ who would bear OwO the :3 whips ÚwÚ and scorns >_> of UwU time, 
^-^ Th' :33 oppwessow's ^.^ wwong, OwO the >_> pwoud ÚwÚ man's contumewy, 
The >w< pangs >_> of UwU despis'd love, OwO the waw's deway, 
The insowence >_> of >_> office, ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD spuwns 
:33 That uWu patient merit >_> of th' unworthy uWu takes, 
When ^.^ he ^-^ himsewf UwU might his uWu quietus ^-^ make 
x3 With :3 a x3 bawe x3 bodkin? OwO Who would ^.^ these fardels ^-^ beaw, 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; gwunt ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sweat uWu undew :3 a x3 weawy xDD wife, 
But UwU that OwO the ;;w;; dwead >_> of xDD something aftew >_> death- 
The undiscover'd xDD countwy, ^-^ fwom uWu whose ÚwÚ bouwn 
:3 Nyo :33 twavewwew wetuwns- ;;w;; puzzwes OwO the wiww, 
And makes OwO us wathew bear x3 those >w< iwws ^-^ we ^.^ have 
>w< Than UwU fwy ^-^ to ÚwÚ othews UwU that ^-^ we xDD knyow ^.^ nyot x3 of? 
ÚwÚ Thus ;;w;; conscience OwO does ^-^ make cowards >_> of OwO us aww, 
And ;;w;; thus OwO the ÚwÚ nyative hue >_> of wesowution 
^-^ Is sicklied o'ew with OwO the OwO pawe UwU cast >_> of thought, 
And entewpwises >_> of gweat ;;w;; pith ÚwÚ and ;;w;; moment 
x3 With :3 this ^-^ wegawd theiw UwU cuwwents xDD tuwn awry 
And wose OwO the name >_> of ^.^ action.- >w< Soft you nyow! 
The fair >_< Ophewia!- xDD Nymph, in >w< thy OwO owisons 
Be >w< aww my x3 sins rememb'red. 
Oph. Good my lord, 
OwO How OwO does >_> youw uWu honyouw uWu fow :3 this many :3 a day? 
ÚwÚ Ham. I humbly :3 thank OwO you; well, well, :33 weww. 
Oph. UwU My lord, I ^.^ have wemembwances >_> of x3 youws 
:33 That I ^.^ have uWu wonged wong ^-^ to :33 we-dewivew. 
I pray you, :3 nyow weceive ^.^ them. 
ÚwÚ Ham. No, ^.^ nyot >_> I! 
I never >_> gave you ^.^ aught. 
Oph. UwU My UwU honyouw'd lord, you xDD knyow ^.^ wight ;;w;; weww you :33 did, 
And with them uWu wowds >_> of OwO so ^w^ sweet >_> bweath :33 compos'd 
UwU As :3 made OwO the >w< things ^-^ mowe :3 wich. Their perfume lost, 
;;w;; Take ^.^ these ÚwÚ again; uWu fow ^-^ to OwO the x3 nyobwe :33 mind 
UwU Wich x3 gifts wax UwU poow when givews ^w^ pwuv ;;w;; unkind. 
Thewe, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. Ha, ^-^ ha! uWu Awe you uWu honyest? 
Oph. UwU My UwU wowd? 
ÚwÚ Ham. uWu Awe you faiw? 
Oph. What :3 means >_> youw :33 wowdship? 
ÚwÚ Ham. :33 That ^-^ if you >w< be >w< honyest ÚwÚ and :33 faiw, >_> youw xDD honyesty shouwd UwU admit nyo 
:3 discouwse ^-^ to >_> youw ^w^ beauty. 
Oph. Could :3 beauty, my lord, ^.^ have better ^-^ commewce than with x3 honyesty? 
ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Ay, xDD twuwy; uWu fow OwO the power >_> of x3 beauty uWu wiww sooner ^-^ twansfowm 
xDD honyesty ^-^ fwom what ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to :3 a uWu bawd than OwO the x3 fowce >_> of xDD honyesty can 
:3 twanswate x3 beauty OwO into his OwO wikenyess. :3 This ÚwÚ was sometime :3 a :3 pawadox, 
uWu but :3 nyow OwO the UwU time gives ^.^ it proof. I >_> did love you ^-^ once. 
Oph. ;;w;; Indeed, my lord, you :3 made me believe ÚwÚ so. 
ÚwÚ Ham. You shouwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ have bewiev'd me; uWu fow :3 viwtue cannyot OwO so 
inoculate ^-^ ouw ^.^ owd >w< stock uWu but ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ wewish >_> of it. I loved you 
not. 
Oph. I ÚwÚ was OwO the ^-^ mowe deceived. 
ÚwÚ Ham. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :3 a >_> nyunnyewy! UwU Why wouldst :3 thou >w< be :3 a ÚwÚ bweedew >_> of 
uWu sinnyews? I x3 am ^-^ mysewf indifferent ^w^ honyest, uWu but ÚwÚ yet I :33 couwd :3 accuse 
me >_> of such >w< things UwU that ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe better my mothew xDD had ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ bownye >_> me. 
I x3 am vewy proud, xDD wevengefuw, ^-^ ambitious; with ^-^ mowe offences at my 
ÚwÚ beck than I ^.^ have >_> thoughts ^-^ to >w< put them ÚwÚ in, ^.^ imaginyation ^-^ to ^w^ give 
them ^w^ shape, ^w^ ow UwU time ^-^ to ^.^ act them in. What shouwd such xDD fewwows as I 
uWu do, ÚwÚ cwawwing :3 between :3 eawth ÚwÚ and >w< heaven? We awe :33 awwant knyaves uWu aww; 
believe UwU nyonye >_> of ÚwÚ us. uWu Go >w< thy ^-^ ways ^-^ to :3 a xDD nyunnyewy. Where's >_> youw 
fathew? 
Oph. ^.^ At home, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. >_> Wet OwO the :33 doows >w< be OwO shut x3 upon ^w^ him, UwU that ^.^ he ^-^ may xDD pway OwO the OwO foow 
:3 nyowhewe uWu but :33 in's >_> own >_< house. >w< Faweweww. 
Oph. :33 O, ^w^ hewp ^w^ him, you ^w^ sweet >_< heavens! 
ÚwÚ Ham. >w< If :3 thou OwO dost >w< mawwy, I'll ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee :3 this pwague uWu fow >w< thy dowry: 
>w< be :3 thou as >_< chaste as x3 ice, as ÚwÚ puwe as snyow, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot escape 
calumny. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :3 a xDD nyunnyewy. Go, faweweww. Ow ^-^ if :3 thou xDD wiwt 
^.^ nyeeds >w< mawwy, ÚwÚ mawwy :3 a OwO foow; uWu fow xDD wise x3 men xDD knyow ;;w;; weww enough what 
monstews you ^-^ make >_> of ^.^ them. ÚwÚ To :3 a UwU nyunnyewy, ^.^ go; ÚwÚ and >_> quickwy ^w^ too. 
>w< Faweweww. 
Oph. :3 O ^w^ heavenwy powers, restore :3 him! 
ÚwÚ Ham. I ^.^ have heard >_> of >_> youw uWu paintings UwU too, ;;w;; weww ^w^ enyough. :3 God ;;w;; hath 
>w< given you ^-^ onye ;;w;; face, ÚwÚ and you ^-^ make youwsewves >_> anyothew. You >_< jig, you 
x3 ambwe, ÚwÚ and you ^.^ wisp; you nickname God's cweatuwes ÚwÚ and ^-^ make >_> youw 
wantonness >_> youw ^.^ ignyowance. uWu Go ^.^ to, I'll nyo ^-^ mowe on't! ^.^ it ;;w;; hath :3 made 
me ^w^ mad. I ÚwÚ say, ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ have nyo uWu moe x3 mawwiages. Those UwU that awe 
married awweady- >w< aww uWu but :3 onye- uWu shaww :3 wive; OwO the west uWu shaww ^-^ keep as 
uWu they >_> awe. ÚwÚ To :3 a UwU nyunnyewy, ^.^ go. UwU Exit. 
Oph. :33 O, what :3 a x3 nyobwe :33 mind :3 is here o'erthrown! 
The courtier's, scholar's, :33 sowdiew's, eye, tongue, ;;w;; swowd, 
^-^ Th' expectancy ÚwÚ and wose >_> of OwO the fair state, 
The :3 gwass >_> of ^.^ fashion ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> mouwd >_> of >_> fowm, 
^-^ Th' x3 obsewv'd >_> of >w< aww observers- ÚwÚ quite, ^-^ quite ÚwÚ down! 
And OwO I, >_> of ;;w;; wadies UwU most ^-^ deject ÚwÚ and :3 wwetched, 
:33 That >w< suck'd OwO the honey >_> of his music xDD vows, 
Nyow UwU see UwU that x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and UwU most x3 suvweign reason, 
;;w;; Wike ^w^ sweet OwO bewws jangled, >_< out >_> of xDD tunye ÚwÚ and hawsh; 
:33 That ÚwÚ unmatch'd fowm ÚwÚ and >_> featuwe >_> of xDD bwown xDD youth 
xDD Bwasted with ^w^ ecstasy. :33 O, >_> woe :3 is me 
^.^ T' ^.^ have uWu seen what I ^.^ have ^.^ seen, UwU see what I >w< see! 

x3 Entew UwU King ÚwÚ and x3 Powonyius. 

King. Wuv? his ÚwÚ affections ^-^ do ^.^ nyot UwU that uWu way ^w^ tend; 
Nyow what ^.^ he xDD spake, >w< though ^.^ it >_< wack'd fowm :3 a little, 
>_> Was ^.^ nyot >_< wike madnyess. There's xDD something in his ^w^ souw 
uWu O'ew ;;w;; which his >_> mewanchowy OwO sits uWu on bwood; 
And I ^-^ do x3 doubt OwO the hatch ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ discwose 
uWu Wiww >w< be >w< some danger; ;;w;; which uWu fow ^-^ to uWu pwevent, 
I ^.^ have in uWu quick determination 
ÚwÚ Thus xDD set ^.^ it >_< down: ^.^ he uWu shaww with ÚwÚ speed ^-^ to ^.^ Engwand 
>_< Fow OwO the >_> demand >_> of ^-^ ouw uWu nyegwected ^-^ twibute. 
:3 Hapwy OwO the seas, ÚwÚ and >w< countwies different, 
x3 With UwU vawiabwe objects, uWu shaww >_> expew 
:3 This x3 something-settwed matter in his xDD heawt, 
uWu Wheweon his >w< bwains still >_> beating ^-^ puts him ;;w;; thus 
From ^.^ fashion >_> of :3 himsewf. What ÚwÚ think you on't? 
ÚwÚ Pow. ^w^ It uWu shaww ^-^ do :33 weww. But ÚwÚ yet ^-^ do I believe 
The origin ÚwÚ and commencement >_> of his >w< gwief 
:33 Spwung ^-^ fwom uWu nyegwected >_< wuv.- OwO How nyow, >w< Ophewia? 
You :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot tell OwO us what Wowd Hamlet ^w^ said. 
We heard ^.^ it xDD aww.- UwU My lord, ^-^ do as you pwease; 
But ^-^ if you howd ^.^ it ^.^ fit, aftew OwO the xDD pway 
>_> Wet his queen mothew >w< aww :3 awonye entweat him 
ÚwÚ To show his ^w^ gwief. >_> Wet xDD hew >w< be x3 wound with him; 
And I'll >w< be ^.^ pwac'd OwO so >w< pwease you, in OwO the ear 
x3 Of >w< aww theiw ^w^ confewence. >w< If ^.^ she find him ;;w;; nyot, 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ Engwand ^-^ send him; ^w^ ow x3 confinye him xDD whewe 
Your OwO wisdom :33 best uWu shaww uWu think. 
King. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ so. 
Madnyess in gweat ones >w< must ^.^ nyot unwatch'd ^.^ go. OwO Exeunt. 




Scene >_> II. 
xDD Ewsinyowe. hall in OwO the Castle. 

x3 Entew Hamlet ÚwÚ and three >_> of OwO the Players. 

ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ Speak OwO the speech, I pray you, as I pwonyounc'd ^.^ it ^-^ to you, 
UwU twippingwy uWu on OwO the OwO tongue. But ^-^ if you OwO mouth it, as many >_> of ^-^ ouw 
;;w;; pwayews uWu do, I xDD had as live OwO the ^-^ town crier xDD spoke my OwO winyes. Nyow ^-^ do 
^.^ nyot ^-^ saw OwO the ÚwÚ aiw xDD too >w< much with >_> youw ;;w;; hand, thus, uWu but ;;w;; use >w< aww 
x3 gentwy; uWu fow in OwO the vewy ^w^ towwent, OwO tempest, ÚwÚ and >w< (as I ^-^ may ;;w;; say) 
whiwwwind >_> of >_> youw :3 passion, you >w< must acquiwe ÚwÚ and ^.^ beget :3 a 
temperance UwU that ^-^ may ^w^ give ^.^ it smoothnyess. :33 O, ^.^ it uWu offends me ^-^ to OwO the 
^w^ souw ^-^ to hear :3 a :33 wobustious pewiwig-pated :3 fewwow >w< teaw :3 a passion ^-^ to 
uWu tattews, ^-^ to vewy >_> wags, ^-^ to split OwO the cars >_> of OwO the ^w^ gwoundwings, ^-^ who 
(for OwO the UwU most part) awe capable >_> of nyothing uWu but inexplicable OwO dumb 
>w< shows ÚwÚ and ^w^ nyoise. I would ^.^ have such :3 a :3 fewwow :3 whipp'd uWu fow x3 o'ewdoing 
Tewmagant. ^w^ It out-herods Herod. ;;w;; Pway you UwU avoid it. 
:3 Pwayew. I ;;w;; wawwant >_> youw honyouw. 
ÚwÚ Ham. Be ^.^ nyot xDD too ^w^ tame neither; uWu but let >_> youw >_> own >_< discwetion >w< be >_> youw 
>_< tutow. Suit OwO the >w< action ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; wowd, OwO the >_> wowd ^-^ to OwO the >_> action; with 
:3 this speciaw x3 obsewvance, UwU that you x3 o'ewstep ^.^ nyot OwO the x3 modesty >_> of 
;;w;; nyatuwe: uWu fow ^w^ anything OwO so uvwdonye :3 is ^-^ fwom OwO the OwO puwpose >_> of >_< pwaying, 
uWu whose end, uWu both at OwO the ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ and nyow, ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ and ;;w;; is, ^-^ to >_< howd, as 
>_> 'twewe, OwO the >_< miwwow OwO up ^-^ to nyatuwe; ^-^ to show OwO Viwtue xDD hew >_> own feature, 
:33 scown xDD hew >_> own ^-^ image, ÚwÚ and OwO the vewy :3 age ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ body >_> of OwO the UwU time his 
fowm ÚwÚ and x3 pwessuwe. Nyow :3 this x3 uvwdonye, ^w^ ow come tawdy OwO off, >w< though 
^.^ it ^-^ make OwO the ^-^ unskiwfuw >w< waugh, cannyot uWu but ^-^ make OwO the x3 judicious 
^w^ gwieve; OwO the ÚwÚ censuwe >_> of OwO the ;;w;; which ^-^ onye >w< must in >_> youw allowance 
ÚwÚ o'ewweigh :3 a xDD whowe x3 theatwe >_> of ^.^ othews. :33 O, there >w< be ;;w;; pwayews UwU that I 
^.^ have uWu seen play, ÚwÚ and heard ÚwÚ othews :33 pwaise, ÚwÚ and UwU that highly >w< (nyot ^-^ to 
speak ^.^ it uWu pwofanyewy), UwU that, neither having OwO the accent >_> of 
Christians, :3 nyow OwO the ^-^ gait >_> of xDD Chwistian, ;;w;; pagan, :3 nyow man, ^.^ have OwO so 
^.^ stwutted ÚwÚ and OwO bewwowed UwU that I ^.^ have ^w^ thought >w< some >_> of x3 Nyatuwe's 
jouwnyeymen xDD had :3 made ^-^ men, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot :3 made them well, uWu they imitated 
humanyity OwO so :33 abominyabwy. 
:3 Pwayew. I >w< hope ^-^ we ^.^ have ÚwÚ wefowm'd UwU that xDD indiffewentwy with >w< us, sir. 
ÚwÚ Ham. :33 O, reform ^.^ it awtogethew! And let x3 those UwU that xDD pway >_> youw >w< cwowns 
speak nyo ^-^ mowe than :3 is xDD set ;;w;; down uWu fow ^.^ them. >_< Fow there >w< be >_> of them 
UwU that uWu wiww themsewves >w< waugh, ^-^ to xDD set uWu on >w< some xDD quantity >_> of xDD bawwen 
;;w;; spectatows ^-^ to waugh UwU too, >w< though in OwO the UwU mean UwU time >w< some nyecessawy 
xDD question >_> of OwO the xDD pway >w< be then ^-^ to >w< be xDD considewed. ^.^ That's villanous 
ÚwÚ and >w< shows :3 a UwU most ^w^ pitifuw ambition in OwO the OwO foow UwU that :3 uses it. uWu Go 
^-^ make you weady. 
>_< Exeunt Players. 

x3 Entew UwU Powonyius, OwO Wosencwantz, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Guiwdenstewn. 

OwO How nyow, my UwU wowd? uWu Wiww OwO the UwU King hear :3 this piece >_> of wowk? 
ÚwÚ Pow. And OwO the Queen UwU too, ÚwÚ and UwU that >_> pwesentwy. 
ÚwÚ Ham. UwU Bid OwO the ;;w;; pwayews ^-^ make haste, xDD [Exit Powonyius.] uWu Wiww you two 
^w^ hewp ^-^ to ^.^ hasten >w< them? 
Both. We wiww, my :33 wowd. >_< Exeunt uWu they ^-^ two. 
ÚwÚ Ham. >_> What, ^w^ ho, uWu Howatio! 

x3 Entew :3 Howatio. 

How. Here, ^w^ sweet lord, at >_> youw uWu sewvice. 
ÚwÚ Ham. xDD Howatio, :3 thou art uWu e'en as ^.^ just :3 a man 
UwU As e'ew my convewsation ÚwÚ cop'd :3 withaw. 
How. :33 O, my dear wowd! 
ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think I fwattew; 
>_< Fow what advancement ^-^ may I >w< hope ^-^ fwom ^.^ thee, 
:33 That nyo OwO wevenyue x3 hast uWu but >w< thy good uWu spiwits 
ÚwÚ To :33 feed ÚwÚ and cwothe OwO thee? UwU Why shouwd OwO the UwU poow >w< be ^-^ fwattew'd? 
No, let OwO the ^w^ candied :33 tongue OwO wick ÚwÚ absuwd uWu pomp, 
And crook OwO the pregnant :33 hinges >_> of OwO the knee 
:3 Whewe :33 thwift ^-^ may follow x3 fawnying. Dost :3 thou uWu heaw? 
x3 Since my dear ^w^ souw ÚwÚ was ^w^ mistwess >_> of xDD hew UwU choice 
And :33 couwd >_> of x3 men :3 distinguish, xDD hew >w< ewection 
;;w;; Hath scawd ÚwÚ thee uWu fow :33 hewsewf. >_< Fow :3 thou x3 hast >_< been 
UwU As one, in xDD suff'wing aww, UwU that >w< suffews OwO nyothing; 
OwO A man UwU that Fowtunye's buffets ÚwÚ and UwU wewawds 
xDD Hast ta'en with >w< equaw :3 thanks; ÚwÚ and bwest awe x3 those 
uWu Whose UwU bwood ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ judgment awe OwO so ;;w;; weww >_> commingwed 
:33 That uWu they awe ^.^ nyot :3 a pipe uWu fow Fowtunye's fingew 
ÚwÚ To :33 sound what xDD stop ^.^ she pwease. >w< Give me UwU that man 
:33 That :3 is ^.^ nyot passion's slave, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww wear him 
UwU In my ^w^ heawt's core, ^-^ ay, in my OwO heawt >_> of xDD heawt, 
UwU As I ^-^ do thee. OwO Something xDD too >w< much >_> of :3 this I 
Thewe :3 is :3 a xDD pway ^.^ to-nyight before OwO the King. 
>_< Onye scene >_> of ^.^ it comes ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the uWu ciwcumstance, 
^w^ Which I ^.^ have told ^.^ thee, >_> of my >_< fathew's :33 death. 
I ;;w;; pwithee, when :3 thou >w< seest UwU that ^.^ act ^-^ afoot, 
>_< Even with OwO the vewy :33 comment >_> of >w< thy ^w^ souw 
x3 Obsewve my :3 uncwe. >w< If his ;;w;; occuwted UwU guiwt 
Do ^.^ nyot itsewf >_> unkennyew in ^-^ onye speech, 
^w^ It :3 is :3 a damned ghost UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have ^.^ seen, 
And my imaginyations awe as ;;w;; fouw 
UwU As ^-^ Vuwcan's :33 stithy. >w< Give him xDD heedfuw >_> nyote; 
>_< Fow I >_< minye eyes uWu wiww rivet ^-^ to his ;;w;; face, 
And aftew ^-^ we uWu wiww uWu both ^-^ ouw ^w^ judgments >_> join 
UwU In ÚwÚ censuwe >_> of his >_> seeming. 
How. Weww, my :33 wowd. 
>w< If ^.^ he >_< steaw >w< aught OwO the UwU whiwst :3 this xDD pway :3 is >_< pwaying, 
And ^w^ scape >w< detecting, I uWu wiww pay OwO the >_> theft. 

Sound :3 a OwO fwouwish. ÚwÚ [Entew ^-^ Twumpets ÚwÚ and Kettledrums. Danish 
UwU mawch. ÚwÚ [Entew ;;w;; King, uWu Queen, UwU Powonyius, :3 Ophewia, OwO Wosencwantz, 
Guiwdenstewn, ÚwÚ and uWu othew ^.^ Wowds ÚwÚ attendant, with OwO the Guard 
cawwying uWu towches. 

ÚwÚ Ham. ^.^ They awe UwU coming ^-^ to OwO the play. I >w< must >w< be idwe. 
UwU Get you :3 a :3 pwace. 
King. OwO How fares ^-^ ouw cousin UwU Hamwet? 
ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ Excewwent, >w< i' ^w^ faith; >_> of OwO the chameleon's dish. I xDD eat OwO the :3 aiw, 
:3 pwomise-cwamm'd. You cannyot :33 feed ^.^ capons ÚwÚ so. 
King. I ^.^ have nyothing with :3 this ^-^ answew, Hamlet. ^.^ These uWu wowds awe ^.^ nyot 
x3 minye. 
ÚwÚ Ham. No, :3 nyow >_< minye OwO nyow. uWu [To >w< Powonyius] UwU My lord, you >_> pway'd UwU once 
>w< i' th' ^.^ unyivewsity, you ^w^ say? 
ÚwÚ Pow. :33 That >_> did OwO I, my lord, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ was ;;w;; accounted :3 a good :3 actow. 
ÚwÚ Ham. What >_> did you enact? 
ÚwÚ Pow. I >_> did enact Julius xDD Caesaw; I ÚwÚ was xDD kiww'd >w< i' th' ;;w;; Capitow; Bwutus 
xDD kiww'd >_> me. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was :3 a ^w^ bwute part >_> of him ^-^ to :33 kiww OwO so :3 capitaw :3 a >_> cawf ^.^ thewe. Be 
OwO the ;;w;; pwayews weady. 
^-^ Wos. >w< Ay, my :33 wowd. ^.^ They stay x3 upon >_> youw uWu patience. 
Queen. Come hithew, my dear x3 Hamwet, ^-^ sit uWu by >_> me. 
ÚwÚ Ham. No, good mother. Here's >w< metaw ^-^ mowe x3 attwactive. 
ÚwÚ Pow. [to OwO the ^.^ King] :33 O, UwU ho! ^-^ do you mark ÚwÚ that? 
ÚwÚ Ham. Lady, uWu shaww I lie in >_> youw :3 wap? 
^.^ [Sits ;;w;; down at ;;w;; Ophewia's ÚwÚ feet.] 
Oph. No, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. I >_> mean, my head x3 upon >_> youw :3 wap? 
Oph. >w< Ay, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. Do you ÚwÚ think I meant ;;w;; countwy ^.^ mattews? 
Oph. I ÚwÚ think nothing, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ^.^ That's :3 a fair ^w^ thought ^-^ to lie :3 between ^.^ maids' wegs. 
Oph. What ;;w;; is, my UwU wowd? 
ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Nyothing. 
Oph. You awe uWu mewwy, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. Who, x3 I? 
Oph. >w< Ay, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. :3 O God, >_> youw only ÚwÚ jig-makew! What shouwd :3 a man ^-^ do uWu but >w< be merry? 
>_< Fow ÚwÚ wook you how x3 cheewfuwwy my mothew >w< wooks, ÚwÚ and my fathew ;;w;; died 
within xDD 's two OwO houws. 
Oph. Nyay 'tis ^w^ twice two x3 months, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ So UwU wong? Nyay then, let OwO the ^w^ deviw wear :3 bwack, uWu fow I'll ^.^ have :3 a 
suit >_> of ;;w;; sabwes. :3 O >_< heavens! die two ^.^ months uWu ago, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^w^ fowgotten 
:3 yet? ;;w;; Then :33 thewe's >w< hope :3 a gweat ÚwÚ man's memowy ^-^ may ;;w;; outwive his life 
half :3 a xDD yeaw. But, uWu by'w Lady, ^.^ he >w< must build chuwches then; ^w^ ow ewse 
uWu shaww ^.^ he suffer ^.^ nyot >w< thinking OwO on, with OwO the uWu hobby-howse, uWu whose 
^-^ epitaph :3 is 'For :33 O, uWu fow :33 O, OwO the uWu hobby-howse :3 is forgot!' 

Hautboys play. The OwO dumb show enters. 

x3 Entew :3 a UwU King ÚwÚ and :3 a Queen vewy wovingwy; OwO the Queen >_> embwacing 
him ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 hew. She >_> knyeews, ÚwÚ and makes show >_> of ^.^ pwotestation 
x3 unto >_> him. ÚwÚ He ^-^ takes xDD hew uWu up, ÚwÚ and declines his head x3 upon xDD hew 
ÚwÚ nyeck. ÚwÚ He lays him ;;w;; down x3 upon :3 a bank >_> of xDD fwowews. ^.^ She, >_< seeing 
him asweep, leaves >_> him. Anon comes in :3 a fewwow, ^-^ takes x3 off his 
UwU cwown, OwO kisses it, ^w^ pouws :3 poison in OwO the >_< sweepew's eaws, ÚwÚ and 
leaves >_> him. The Queen >_> wetuwns, ^.^ finds OwO the UwU King OwO dead, ÚwÚ and makes 
passionate ^w^ action. The uWu Poisonyew with >w< some three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw Mutes, 
comes in uWu again, ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to condole with :3 hew. The UwU dead ÚwÚ body :3 is 
xDD cawwied >_> away. The uWu Poisonyew x3 wooes OwO the Queen with :33 gifts; ^.^ she 
uWu seems harsh ÚwÚ and unwilling uWu awhiwe, uWu but in OwO the ^-^ end >_< accepts 
his wuv. 
OwO Exeunt. 

Oph. What :3 means this, my UwU wowd? 
ÚwÚ Ham. x3 Mawwy, :3 this :3 is >_< miching mawhecho; ^.^ it :3 means x3 mischief. 
Oph. Belike :3 this show impowts OwO the awgument >_> of OwO the play. 

x3 Entew ^w^ Pwowogue. 

ÚwÚ Ham. We uWu shaww xDD knyow uWu by :3 this fewwow. The ;;w;; pwayews cannyot ^-^ keep counsew; 
they'll tell all. 
Oph. uWu Wiww ^.^ he tell OwO us what :3 this show >w< meant? 
ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Ay, ^w^ ow ^-^ any show UwU that ^w^ you'ww show >_> him. Be ^.^ nyot you asham'd ^-^ to 
show, :3 he'ww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to tell you what ^.^ it ^w^ means. 
Oph. You awe >_> nyaught, you awe ÚwÚ nyaught! I'll mark OwO the play. 

^-^ Pwo. >_< Fow >w< us, ÚwÚ and uWu fow ^-^ ouw tragedy, 
;;w;; Hewe OwO stooping ^-^ to >_> youw x3 cwemency, 
We UwU beg >_> youw hearing patiently. [Exit.] 

ÚwÚ Ham. ^-^ Is :3 this :3 a pwowogue, ^w^ ow OwO the posy >_> of :3 a ring? 
Oph. ^.^ 'Tis brief, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. UwU As :3 woman's wuv. 

x3 Entew >w< [two >_< Pwayews ;;w;; as] UwU King ÚwÚ and Queen. 

King. >w< Fuww OwO thiwty xDD times ;;w;; hath Phoebus' OwO cawt gonye x3 wound 
Nyeptunye's salt wash ÚwÚ and Tellus' >_> owbed >w< gwound, 
And OwO thiwty ;;w;; dozed >_< moons with OwO bowwowed sheen 
About OwO the x3 wowwd ^.^ have xDD times twewve thirties :3 been, 
x3 Since love ^-^ ouw hearts, ÚwÚ and ^w^ Hymen >_> did ^-^ ouw x3 hands, 
>_< Unyite >w< comutuaw in UwU most xDD sacwed ;;w;; bands. 
Queen. ^w^ So many journeys ^-^ may OwO the >_< sun ÚwÚ and ^-^ moon 
UwU Make OwO us UwU again ;;w;; count o'ew ewe love >w< be :33 donye! 
But >_> woe :3 is UwU me! you awe OwO so uWu sick >_> of :3 wate, 
^w^ So :3 faw ^-^ fwom :33 cheew ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom >_> youw fowmew state. 
:33 That I :3 distwust you. xDD Yet, >w< though I distwust, 
Discomfort you, my lord, ^.^ it nyothing must; 
>_< Fow women's ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and love howds UwU quantity, 
UwU In neither aught, ^w^ ow in extwemity. 
Nyow what my love ;;w;; is, >_> pwoof ;;w;; hath :3 made you know; 
And as my love :3 is siz'd, my ;;w;; feaw :3 is ÚwÚ so. 
:3 Whewe love :3 is >_> gweat, OwO the >_> wittwest :33 doubts awe fear; 
:3 Whewe wittwe ^-^ feaws gwow >_> gweat, gweat love grows ^.^ thewe. 
King. OwO Faith, I >w< must xDD weave ^.^ thee, love, ÚwÚ and :33 showtwy :33 too; 
UwU My operant >w< powews theiw ^.^ functions xDD weave ^-^ to do. 
And :3 thou ^-^ shawt live in :3 this fair x3 wowwd ^.^ behind, 
UwU Honyouw'd, >_< bewov'd, ÚwÚ and uWu hapwy ^-^ onye as >w< kind 
>_< Fow xDD husband ^-^ shawt ;;w;; thou- 
Queen. :33 O, xDD confound OwO the rest! 
Such love >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >w< be uWu tweason in my breast. 
When uWu second xDD husband let me >w< be accuwst! 
None wed OwO the uWu second uWu but ^-^ who >_< kiwwed OwO the >_> fiwst. 

ÚwÚ Ham. ^-^ [aside] Wormwood, OwO wowmwood! 

Queen. The ^.^ instances UwU that uWu second mawwiage move 
uWu Awe base respects >_> of ;;w;; thwift, uWu but UwU nyonye >_> of wuv. 
OwO A uWu second UwU time I :33 kiww my xDD husband UwU dead 
When uWu second xDD husband OwO kisses me in bed. 
King. I ^-^ do believe you ÚwÚ think what :3 nyow you >_< speak; 
But what ^-^ we ^-^ do xDD detewminye ^w^ oft ^-^ we break. 
:33 Puwpose :3 is uWu but OwO the ^w^ swave ^-^ to memory, 
x3 Of viowent birth, uWu but UwU poow ;;w;; vawidity; 
^w^ Which nyow, >_< wike fwuit ÚwÚ unwipe, sticks uWu on OwO the xDD twee, 
But fiww unshaken when uWu they mewwow UwU be. 
uWu Most nyecessawy 'tis UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ fowget 
ÚwÚ To pay uWu ouwsewves what ^-^ to uWu ouwsewves :3 is UwU debt. 
What ^-^ to uWu ouwsewves in passion ^-^ we propose, 
The passion ending, doth OwO the OwO puwpose lose. 
The violence >_> of ;;w;; eithew >w< gwief ^w^ ow ^.^ joy 
Their >_> own uWu enyactuwes with themsewves destroy. 
:3 Whewe ^.^ joy UwU most revels, >w< gwief doth UwU most lament; 
x3 Gwief ;;w;; joys, ^.^ joy UwU gwieves, uWu on x3 swendew accident. 
:3 This x3 wowwd :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu fow ^-^ aye, :3 nyow 'tis ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ stwange 
:33 That x3 even ^-^ ouw loves shouwd with ^-^ ouw :3 fowtunyes ÚwÚ change; 
>_< Fow 'tis :3 a xDD question weft OwO us ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to :3 pwuv, 
:3 Whethew love ;;w;; wead OwO fowtunye, ^w^ ow ewse >_> fowtunye wuv. 
The gweat man down, you mark his favourite x3 fwies, 
The UwU poow >_> advanc'd makes fwiends >_> of enemies; 
And hithewto doth love uWu on >_> fowtunye ÚwÚ tend, 
>_< Fow ^-^ who ^.^ nyot ^.^ nyeeds uWu shaww never wack :3 a OwO fwiend, 
And ^-^ who in UwU want :3 a >w< howwow fwiend doth :33 twy, 
Directly >_< seasons him his enyemy. 
But, >_> owdewwy ^-^ to ^-^ end xDD whewe I ;;w;; begun, 
Our wills ÚwÚ and fates ^-^ do OwO so contrary run 
:33 That ^-^ ouw >_< devices still awe overthrown; 
Our >_> thoughts awe UwU ouws, theiw ends UwU nyonye >_> of ^-^ ouw >w< own. 
^w^ So ÚwÚ think :3 thou xDD wiwt nyo uWu second xDD husband OwO wed; 
But die >w< thy >_> thoughts when >w< thy ^.^ fiwst lord :3 is UwU dead. 
Queen. Nyow :3 eawth ^-^ to me ^w^ give food, :3 nyow >w< heaven >_< wight, 
Spowt ÚwÚ and wepose ^-^ wock ^-^ fwom me :3 day ÚwÚ and night, 
ÚwÚ To despewation xDD tuwn my xDD twust ÚwÚ and hope, 
An anchow's :33 cheew in pwison >w< be my UwU scope, 
>_> Each >w< opposite UwU that >_> bwanks OwO the ;;w;; face >_> of ^.^ joy 
UwU Meet what I would ^.^ have well, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it ÚwÚ destwoy, 
Both here ÚwÚ and x3 hence x3 puwsue me ÚwÚ wasting stwife, 
^.^ If, UwU once :3 a OwO widow, >w< evew I >w< be UwU wife! 

ÚwÚ Ham. >w< If ^.^ she shouwd >_< bweak ^.^ it nyow! 

King. ^.^ 'Tis >_< deepwy swown. ÚwÚ Sweet, xDD weave me here >_> awhiwe. 
UwU My uWu spiwits gwow dull, ÚwÚ and fain I would beguiwe 
The >w< tedious :3 day with ^-^ sweep. 
Queen. ^w^ Sweep ^-^ wock >w< thy ^-^ bwain, 
ÚwÚ [He] sleeps. 
And never come mischance :3 between OwO us OwO twain! 
UwU Exit. 

ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ Madam, how >_< wike you :3 this xDD pway? 
Queen. The wady doth uWu pwotest xDD too xDD much, :3 methinks. 
ÚwÚ Ham. :33 O, uWu but she'll ^-^ keep xDD hew :33 wowd. 
King. >_< Have you heard OwO the OwO awgument? ^-^ Is there nyo OwO offence :3 in't? 
ÚwÚ Ham. No, no! ^.^ They ^-^ do uWu but >w< jest, :3 poison in x3 jest; nyo OwO offence >w< i' th' 
world. 
King. What ^-^ do you caww OwO the xDD pway? 
ÚwÚ Ham. xDD 'The Mousetwap.' x3 Mawwy, ^-^ how? Tropically. :3 This xDD pway :3 is OwO the 
^.^ image >_> of :3 a >_> muwthew x3 donye in Viennya. ^w^ Gonzago :3 is OwO the >_> duke's ;;w;; nyame; 
his xDD wife, :33 Baptista. You uWu shaww UwU see x3 anyon. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a knavish piece >_> of 
ÚwÚ wowk; uWu but what o' ÚwÚ that? Your uWu Majesty, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we UwU that ^.^ have free 
souls, ^.^ it UwU touches OwO us not. >_> Wet OwO the ÚwÚ gaww'd jade ^w^ winch; ^-^ ouw >_> withews 
awe UwU unwwung. 

x3 Entew Lucianus. 

:3 This :3 is ^-^ onye Lucianus, nyephew ^-^ to OwO the King. 
Oph. You awe as good as :3 a chorus, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. I :33 couwd interpret :3 between you ÚwÚ and >_> youw love, ^-^ if I :33 couwd UwU see 
OwO the puppets dallying. 
Oph. You awe keen, my lord, you awe :3 keen. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ It would uWu cost you :3 a UwU gwoanying ^-^ to UwU take x3 off my edge. 
Oph. OwO Stiww :3 bettew, ÚwÚ and >w< wowse. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ So you >w< must UwU take >_> youw ^-^ husbands.- :33 Begin, uWu muwthewew. xDD Pox, xDD weave 
>w< thy x3 damnyabwe :3 faces, ÚwÚ and ^-^ begin! ^w^ Come, OwO the UwU cwoaking raven doth 
bewwow uWu fow wevenge. 

Wuc. >_> Thoughts :3 bwack, ^.^ hands >_< apt, drugs ^.^ fit, ÚwÚ and UwU time agreeing; 
Confederate UwU season, ewse nyo ;;w;; cweatuwe seeing; 
Thou mixture wank, >_> of xDD midnyight weeds cowwected, 
x3 With xDD Hecate's >_< ban ÚwÚ thwice :3 bwasted, ÚwÚ thwice infected, 
x3 Thy :3 nyatuwaw ÚwÚ magic ÚwÚ and x3 diwe property 
uWu On >_> whowesome life usurp immediatewy. 
uWu Pouws OwO the :3 poison in his x3 eaws. 

ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ He OwO poisons him >w< i' th' garden UwU fow's ^-^ estate. His nyame's OwO Gonzago. 
The story :3 is UwU extant, ÚwÚ and written in vewy UwU choice ^-^ Itawian. You 
uWu shaww UwU see anon how OwO the muwthewew gets OwO the love >_> of OwO Gonzago's wife. 
Oph. The UwU King x3 wises. 
ÚwÚ Ham. >_> What, ^.^ fwighted with false xDD fiwe? 
Queen. OwO How fares my UwU wowd? 
ÚwÚ Pow. >w< Give o'ew OwO the play. 
King. >w< Give me >w< some light! xDD Away! 
^.^ Aww. x3 Wights, lights, >w< wights! 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but Hamlet ÚwÚ and :3 Howatio. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Why, let OwO the strucken ;;w;; deew >w< go ;;w;; weep, 
The hart ungalled xDD pway; 
>_< Fow >w< some >w< must xDD watch, >_< whiwe >w< some >w< must >w< sweep: 
ÚwÚ Thus runs OwO the x3 wowwd >_> away. 
Wouwd ^.^ nyot this, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and :3 a fowest >_> of OwO feathews- ^-^ if OwO the west >_> of my 
:3 fowtunyes xDD tuwn :3 Tuwk with x3 me-with two OwO Pwovinciaw >w< woses uWu on my raz'd 
OwO shoes, >_< get me :3 a OwO fewwowship in :3 a x3 cwy >_> of players, sir? 
How. Hawf :3 a ^w^ shawe. 
ÚwÚ Ham. OwO A xDD whowe ^-^ onye >_> I! 
>_< Fow :3 thou OwO dost >w< knyow, :3 O x3 Damon ^.^ deaw, 
:3 This >_< weawm dismantwed ÚwÚ was 
x3 Of OwO Juv ;;w;; himsewf; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow reigns here 
OwO A very, x3 vewy- x3 pajock. 
How. You UwU might ^.^ have rhym'd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. :3 O good xDD Howatio, I'll UwU take OwO the ghost's >_> wowd uWu fow :3 a ^w^ thousand 
xDD pound! >w< Didst >w< pewceive? 
How. Very well, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. :3 Upon OwO the talk >_> of OwO the UwU poisonying? 
How. I >_> did vewy ;;w;; weww ^-^ nyote >_> him. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ^.^ Aha! ^w^ Come, >w< some ÚwÚ music! ^w^ Come, OwO the ^w^ wecowdews! 
>_< Fow ^-^ if OwO the UwU King >_< wike ^.^ nyot OwO the comedy, 
UwU Why then, belike ^.^ he wikes ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, xDD pewdy. 
^w^ Come, >w< some ÚwÚ music! 

x3 Entew x3 Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Guiwdenstewn. 

Guiw. Good my lord, OwO vouchsafe me :3 a >_> wowd with you. 
ÚwÚ Ham. >_> Siw, :3 a xDD whowe >w< histowy. 
Guiw. The ;;w;; King, sir- 
ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, what >_> of OwO him? 
Guiw. ^-^ Is in his >_< wetiwement, ^-^ mawvewwous distempew'd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. x3 With x3 dwink, sir? 
Guiw. No, my ^w^ wowd; wathew with choler. 
ÚwÚ Ham. Your OwO wisdom shouwd show itsewf ^-^ mowe wichew ^-^ to signify :3 this ^-^ to 
OwO the ^-^ doctow; uWu fow me ^-^ to >w< put him ^-^ to his ^w^ puwgation would UwU pewhaps 
plunge him OwO into :3 faw ^-^ mowe choler. 
Guiw. Good my lord, >w< put >_> youw :3 discouwse OwO into >w< some >_< fwame, ÚwÚ and start 
^.^ nyot OwO so >_> wiwdwy ^-^ fwom my affair. 
ÚwÚ Ham. I x3 am >_> tame, siw; pronounce. 
Guiw. The uWu Queen, >_> youw mothew, in UwU most gweat affliction >_> of spirit 
;;w;; hath x3 sent me ^-^ to you. 
ÚwÚ Ham. You awe welcome. 
Guiw. ;;w;; Nyay, good my lord, :3 this couwtesy :3 is ^.^ nyot >_> of OwO the ^.^ wight bweed. 
>w< If ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< pwease you ^-^ to ^-^ make me :3 a >_> whowesome ^-^ answew, I uWu wiww ^-^ do 
>_> youw >_> mothew's uWu commandment; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, >_> youw pawdon ÚwÚ and my xDD wetuwn 
uWu shaww >w< be OwO the ^-^ end >_> of my :33 businyess. 
ÚwÚ Ham. >_> Siw, I :3 cannyot. 
Guiw. >_> What, my UwU wowd? 
ÚwÚ Ham. UwU Make you :3 a >_> whowesome answew; my UwU wit's :3 diseas'd. But, ;;w;; siw, such 
ÚwÚ answew :3 is I can >_> make, you uWu shaww >_< command; ^w^ ow ^.^ wathew, as you ÚwÚ say, 
my mother. OwO Thewefowe nyo :3 mowe, uWu but ^-^ to OwO the matter! UwU My mothew, you 
:33 say- 
^-^ Wos. ;;w;; Then ;;w;; thus ^.^ she xDD says: >_> youw >_> behaviouw ;;w;; hath struck xDD hew OwO into 
UwU amazement ÚwÚ and admiration. 
ÚwÚ Ham. :3 O OwO wondewfuw UwU son, UwU that can OwO so stonish :3 a mothew! But :3 is there nyo 
>w< sequew at OwO the ^.^ heews >_> of :3 this >_> mothew's OwO admiwation? ^-^ Impawt. 
^-^ Wos. She desires ^-^ to speak with you in xDD hew closet ewe you >w< go ^-^ to bed. 
ÚwÚ Ham. We uWu shaww uWu obey, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ she >w< ten xDD times ^-^ ouw mother. >_< Have you ^-^ any 
further trade with >_> us? 
^-^ Wos. UwU My lord, you UwU once >_> did love >_> me. 
ÚwÚ Ham. And ^-^ do stiww, uWu by ^.^ these ^-^ pickews ÚwÚ and >_< steawews! 
^-^ Wos. Good my lord, what :3 is >_> youw cause >_> of distemper? You ^-^ do ^w^ suwewy 
bar OwO the xDD doow x3 upon >_> youw >_> own wibewty, ^-^ if you deny >_> youw gwiefs ^-^ to 
>_> youw >w< fwiend. 
ÚwÚ Ham. >_> Siw, I wack :3 advancement. 
^-^ Wos. OwO How can UwU that ^.^ be, when you ^.^ have OwO the >w< voice >_> of OwO the UwU King ^-^ himsewf 
uWu fow >_> youw UwU succession in ÚwÚ Denmawk? 
ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, uWu but 'while OwO the :3 gwass :3 gwows'- OwO the OwO pwuvwb :3 is xDD something 
musty. 

x3 Entew OwO the >_< Pwayews with ^-^ wecowdews. 

:33 O, OwO the ^w^ wecowdews! >_> Wet me UwU see ^w^ onye. ÚwÚ To withdraw with :3 you- x3 why ^-^ do 
you >w< go about ^-^ to >_< wecuvw OwO the ^.^ wind >_> of uWu me, as ^-^ if you would ÚwÚ dwive me 
OwO into :3 a >_< toiw? 
Guiw. :3 O my lord, ^-^ if my >_> duty >w< be xDD too bold, my love :3 is xDD too unmannyewwy. 
ÚwÚ Ham. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww undewstand ;;w;; that. uWu Wiww you xDD pway x3 upon :3 this UwU pipe? 
Guiw. UwU My lord, I :3 cannyot. 
ÚwÚ Ham. I pray you. 
Guiw. >_< Bewieve uWu me, I :3 cannyot. 
ÚwÚ Ham. I ^-^ do uWu beseech you. 
Guiw. I >w< knyow, nyo ^.^ touch >_> of it, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ It :3 is as :33 easy as ^.^ wying. Guvwn ^.^ these OwO ventages with >_> youw 
fingers ÚwÚ and thumbs, ^w^ give ^.^ it >_> bweath with >_> youw uWu mouth, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it uWu wiww 
:3 discouwse UwU most eloquent UwU music. Wook you, ^.^ these awe OwO the stops. 
Guiw. But ^.^ these cannyot I xDD command ^-^ to ^-^ any utt'wance >_> of >w< hawmony. I 
^.^ have ^.^ nyot OwO the ;;w;; skiww. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Why, ÚwÚ wook you nyow, how unworthy :3 a xDD thing you ^-^ make >_> of UwU me! You 
would xDD pway x3 upon me; you would ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to xDD knyow my ÚwÚ stops; you would 
xDD pwuck >_< out OwO the OwO heawt >_> of my mystery; you would :33 sound me ^-^ fwom my 
x3 wowest ^-^ nyote ^-^ to OwO the :3 top >_> of my >_> compass; ÚwÚ and there :3 is >w< much OwO music, 
excellent OwO voice, in :3 this wittwe ^-^ owgan, ÚwÚ yet cannyot you ^-^ make ^.^ it 
speak. uWu 'Sbwood, ^-^ do you ÚwÚ think I x3 am ^-^ easiew ^-^ to >w< be >_> pway'd uWu on than :3 a 
UwU pipe? ^-^ Caww me what ^.^ instwument you wiww, >w< though you can ÚwÚ fwet uWu me, 
you cannyot xDD pway x3 upon >_> me. 

x3 Entew x3 Powonyius. 

:3 God bless you, :3 siw! 
ÚwÚ Pow. UwU My lord, OwO the Queen would speak with you, ÚwÚ and >_> pwesentwy. 
ÚwÚ Ham. Do you UwU see :33 yondew cwoud that's ^w^ awmost in ^-^ shape >_> of :3 a ^-^ camew? 
ÚwÚ Pow. By th' ;;w;; mass, ÚwÚ and 'tis >_< wike :3 a >_> camew :3 indeed. 
ÚwÚ Ham. x3 Methinks ^.^ it :3 is >_< wike :3 a xDD weasew. 
ÚwÚ Pow. ^w^ It :3 is ;;w;; back'd >_< wike :3 a xDD weasew. 
ÚwÚ Ham. Ow >_< wike :3 a whawe. 
ÚwÚ Pow. Very >_< wike :3 a whawe. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Then uWu wiww I come ^-^ to my mothew UwU by-and-by.- ^.^ They OwO foow me ^-^ to OwO the 
:3 top >_> of my :3 bent.- I uWu wiww come by-and-by. 
ÚwÚ Pow. I uWu wiww uWu say ÚwÚ so. UwU Exit. 
ÚwÚ Ham. 'By-and-by' :3 is easiwy OwO said.- Weave uWu me, >_< fwiends. 
[Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >_< Hamwet.] 
^.^ 'Tis :3 nyow OwO the vewy uWu witching UwU time >_> of night, 
When >_< chuwchyawds uWu yawn, ÚwÚ and heww itsewf breathes >_< out 
uWu Contagion ^-^ to :3 this world. Nyow :33 couwd I dwink ^.^ hot UwU bwood 
And ^-^ do such :33 bittew ^-^ businyess as OwO the :3 day 
Wouwd ^-^ quake ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook x3 on. Soft! :3 nyow ^-^ to my mothew! 
:3 O xDD heawt, wose ^.^ nyot >w< thy nyatuwe; let ^.^ nyot >w< evew 
The ^w^ souw >_> of >w< Nyewo ÚwÚ entew :3 this ^w^ fiwm >_< bosom. 
>_> Wet me >w< be cruel, ^.^ nyot OwO unnyatuwaw; 
I uWu wiww speak >_> daggews ^-^ to UwU hew, uWu but ;;w;; use none. 
UwU My :33 tongue ÚwÚ and ^w^ souw in :3 this >w< be hypocrites- 
OwO How in my uWu wowds somever ^.^ she >w< be shent, 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give them :33 seaws OwO nyevew, my >_> souw, ^w^ consent! UwU Exit. 




Scene III. 
OwO A :3 woom in OwO the Castle. 

x3 Entew ;;w;; King, OwO Wosencwantz, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Guiwdenstewn. 

King. I >_< wike him ;;w;; nyot, :3 nyow ^-^ stands ^.^ it xDD safe with OwO us 
ÚwÚ To let his UwU madnyess range. OwO Thewefowe :33 pwepawe OwO you; 
I >_> youw :33 commission uWu wiww >_> fowthwith ÚwÚ dispatch, 
And ^.^ he ^-^ to ^.^ Engwand uWu shaww ÚwÚ awong with you. 
The >_> tewms >_> of ^-^ ouw ^-^ estate ^-^ may ^.^ nyot >_> enduwe 
Hazard OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw OwO us as doth houwwy gwow 
Out >_> of his ^.^ wunyacies. 
Guiw. We uWu wiww uWu ouwsewves OwO pwovide. 
uWu Most holy ÚwÚ and ^-^ wewigious ;;w;; feaw ^.^ it :3 is 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep x3 those many many OwO bodies xDD safe 
:33 That live ÚwÚ and :33 feed x3 upon >_> youw Majesty. 
^-^ Wos. The >w< singwe ÚwÚ and xDD pecuwiaw life :3 is bound 
x3 With >w< aww OwO the OwO stwength ÚwÚ and xDD awmouw >_> of OwO the :33 mind 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep itsewf ^-^ fwom ^w^ nyoyance; uWu but >w< much ^-^ mowe 
:33 That spirit x3 upon uWu whose ^-^ weaw depends ÚwÚ and wests 
The ;;w;; wives >_> of ^.^ many. The cesse >_> of majesty 
^.^ Dies ^.^ nyot xDD awonye, uWu but >_< wike :3 a >w< guwf doth dwaw 
What's ;;w;; nyeaw ^.^ it with it. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a xDD massy wheew, 
Fix'd uWu on OwO the summit >_> of OwO the OwO highest >_< mount, 
ÚwÚ To uWu whose huge spokes >w< ten ^w^ thousand ^.^ wessew >w< things 
uWu Awe xDD mowtis'd ÚwÚ and >w< adjoin'd; ;;w;; which when ^.^ it falls, 
>_> Each small xDD annyexment, :33 petty ;;w;; consequence, 
^.^ Attends OwO the :3 boist'wous wuin. uWu Nyevew :3 awonye 
OwO Did OwO the ;;w;; king >w< sigh, uWu but with :3 a ^w^ genyewaw groan. 
King. x3 Awm you, I pray you, ^-^ to >w< th', :3 speedy UwU voyage; 
>_< Fow ^-^ we uWu wiww fetters >w< put x3 upon :3 this feaw, 
^w^ Which :3 nyow :33 goes xDD too >_> fwee-footed. 
Both. We uWu wiww haste ÚwÚ us. 
>_< Exeunt ^-^ Gentwemen. 

x3 Entew x3 Powonyius. 

ÚwÚ Pow. UwU My lord, :33 he's ^-^ going ^-^ to his >_> mothew's ^w^ cwoset. 
^-^ Behind OwO the awwas I'll convey ^-^ mysewf 
ÚwÚ To hear OwO the ^.^ pwocess. I'll ;;w;; wawwant she'll >_> tax him >_< home; 
And, as you said, ÚwÚ and wisewy ÚwÚ was ^.^ it said, 
^.^ 'Tis ^.^ meet UwU that >w< some ^-^ mowe ^-^ audience than :3 a mothew, 
x3 Since ^-^ nyatuwe makes them partial, shouwd x3 o'ewheaw 
The speech, >_> of vantage. Fawe you well, my ^.^ wiege. 
I'll caww x3 upon you ewe you >w< go ^-^ to bed 
And tell you what I know. 
King. ÚwÚ Thanks, dear my :33 wowd. 
Exit x3 [Powonyius]. 
:33 O, my OwO offence :3 is wank, ^.^ it smewws ^-^ to ^-^ heaven; 
^w^ It ;;w;; hath OwO the pwimaw ewdest ^w^ cuwse xDD upon't, 
OwO A >_< bwothew's ^w^ muwthew! ;;w;; Pway can I ;;w;; nyot, 
^-^ Though UwU incwinyation >w< be as shawp as uWu wiww. 
UwU My stronger UwU guiwt ;;w;; defeats my >w< stwong >_> intent, 
And, >_< wike :3 a man ^-^ to double ^-^ businyess UwU bound, 
I ^.^ stand in :3 pause xDD whewe I uWu shaww ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ begin, 
And uWu both >_> nyegwect. What ^-^ if :3 this x3 cuwsed hand 
Were ^-^ thickew than itsewf with >_< bwothew's blood, 
^-^ Is there ^.^ nyot ;;w;; wain enough in OwO the ^w^ sweet uWu heavens 
ÚwÚ To wash ^.^ it >_> white as snyow? xDD Wheweto sewves UwU mewcy 
But ^-^ to confront OwO the >_> visage >_> of ÚwÚ offence? 
And ^w^ what's in >w< pwayew uWu but :3 this >w< twofowd force, 
ÚwÚ To >w< be forestalled ewe ^-^ we come ^-^ to fall, 
Ow >w< pawdon'd being :33 down? ;;w;; Then I'll ÚwÚ wook up; 
UwU My fauwt :3 is ^.^ past. But, :33 O, what fowm >_> of >w< pwayew 
^w^ Can sewve my ^w^ tuwn? uWu 'Fowgive me my ;;w;; fouw >_< muwthew'? 
:33 That cannyot ^w^ be; >_< since I x3 am still ^-^ possess'd 
x3 Of x3 those effects uWu fow ;;w;; which I >_> did OwO the muwthew- 
UwU My UwU cwown, >_< minye >_> own ^-^ ambition, ÚwÚ and my >w< queen. 
May ^-^ onye >w< be >w< pawdon'd ÚwÚ and wetain th' ÚwÚ offence? 
UwU In OwO the >_< cowwupted UwU cuwwents >_> of :3 this x3 wowwd 
Offence's x3 giwded hand ^-^ may shove uWu by justice, 
And ^w^ oft 'tis uWu seen OwO the ;;w;; wicked UwU pwize itsewf 
^.^ Buys >_< out OwO the waw; uWu but 'tis ^.^ nyot OwO so above. 
Thewe :3 is nyo shuffwing; there OwO the >w< action :3 wies 
UwU In his OwO twue UwU nyatuwe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu ouwsewves ÚwÚ compeww'd, 
>_< Even ^-^ to OwO the UwU teeth ÚwÚ and fowehead >_> of ^-^ ouw fauwts, 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give in evidence. What ^.^ then? What :33 wests? 
>_> Twy what ^w^ wepentance ^.^ can. What can ^.^ it not? 
>_> Yet what can ^.^ it when ^-^ onye cannyot repent? 
:3 O wwetched >_> state! :3 O uWu bosom bwack as >_< death! 
:3 O wimed >_> souw, UwU that, struggling ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ fwee, 
Awt ^-^ mowe ^w^ engag'd! :3 Hewp, angews! UwU Make >_< assay. 
xDD Bow, :3 stubbown knyees; ÚwÚ and OwO heawt with ^w^ stwings >_> of steel, 
Be ^.^ soft as sinyews >_> of OwO the nyew-bown ;;w;; babe! 
^-^ Aww ^-^ may >w< be :33 weww. ÚwÚ He uWu knyeews. 

x3 Entew Hamlet. 

ÚwÚ Ham. Nyow UwU might I ^-^ do ^.^ it OwO pat, :3 nyow ^.^ he :3 is uWu pwaying; 
And :3 nyow I'll :3 do't. And OwO so ^.^ he :33 goes ^-^ to UwU heaven, 
And OwO so x3 am I x3 weveng'd. :33 That would >w< be :33 scann'd. 
OwO A villain kiwws my uWu fathew; ÚwÚ and uWu fow UwU that, 
OwO I, his >_> sowe UwU son, ^-^ do :3 this >_> same villain ^-^ send 
ÚwÚ To >_< heaven. 
ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is ÚwÚ hiwe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sawawy, ^.^ nyot wevenge! 
ÚwÚ He took my fathew grossly, :33 fuww >_> of ÚwÚ bwead, 
x3 With >w< aww his >w< cwimes bwoad uWu bwown, as flush as :3 May; 
And how his >w< audit :3 stands, ^-^ who knows :33 save >w< heaven? 
But in ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ ciwcumstance ÚwÚ and ^-^ couwse >_> of thought, 
^.^ 'Tis :33 heavy with him; ÚwÚ and x3 am I then reveng'd, 
ÚwÚ To UwU take him in OwO the purging >_> of his >_> souw, 
When ^.^ he :3 is x3 fit ÚwÚ and ^w^ seasonyed uWu fow his >_> passage? 
>_< Nyo. 
ÚwÚ Up, ;;w;; swowd, ÚwÚ and xDD knyow :3 thou :3 a ^-^ mowe horrid ^-^ hent. 
When ^.^ he :3 is dwunk asleep; ^w^ ow in his ;;w;; wage; 
Ow in th' ^w^ incestuous ^w^ pweasuwe >_> of his ^-^ bed; 
^.^ At gaming, swearing, ^w^ ow about >w< some ^.^ act 
:33 That >_> has nyo ^.^ wewish >_> of ;;w;; sawvation ;;w;; in't- 
;;w;; Then >w< twip ^w^ him, UwU that his ^.^ heews ^-^ may kick at UwU heaven, 
And UwU that his ^w^ souw ^-^ may >w< be as :33 damn'd ÚwÚ and bwack 
UwU As >_< heww, ÚwÚ wheweto ^.^ it OwO goes. UwU My mothew >_< stays. 
:3 This ÚwÚ physic uWu but pwowongs >w< thy sickly ^.^ days. UwU Exit. 
King. [rises] UwU My uWu wowds UwU fwy uWu up, my >_> thoughts >_< wemain below. 
Words ^-^ without >_> thoughts never ^-^ to >w< heaven ^.^ go. UwU Exit. 




Scene ^.^ IV. 
The Queen's ^w^ cwoset. 

x3 Entew Queen ÚwÚ and x3 Powonyius. 

ÚwÚ Pow. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww come ÚwÚ stwaight. Wook you uWu way UwU home ^-^ to >_> him. 
>_> Teww him his pranks ^.^ have >_< been xDD too bwoad ^-^ to bear OwO with, 
And UwU that >_> youw OwO Gwace ;;w;; hath ^w^ scween'd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ stood :3 between 
^.^ Much heat ÚwÚ and >_> him. I'll siwence me x3 even here. 
;;w;; Pway you >w< be x3 wound with >_> him. 
ÚwÚ Ham. (within) ÚwÚ Mothew, mothew, mothew! 
Queen. I'll ;;w;; wawwant OwO you; ;;w;; feaw me not. OwO Withdwaw; I hear him >w< coming. 
>w< [Powonyius hides >_> behind OwO the >_< awwas.] 

x3 Entew Hamlet. 

ÚwÚ Ham. Nyow, mothew, ^w^ what's OwO the matter? 
Queen. x3 Hamwet, :3 thou x3 hast >w< thy fathew >w< much ;;w;; offended. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Mothew, you ^.^ have my fathew >w< much ;;w;; offended. 
Queen. ^w^ Come, xDD come, you ÚwÚ answew with OwO an :33 idwe OwO tongue. 
ÚwÚ Ham. Go, ÚwÚ go, you xDD question with :3 a ;;w;; wicked OwO tongue. 
Queen. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, UwU Hamwet? 
ÚwÚ Ham. What's OwO the matter ^w^ nyow? 
Queen. >_< Have you ;;w;; fowgot x3 me? 
ÚwÚ Ham. No, uWu by OwO the >_< wood, ^.^ nyot so! 
You awe OwO the uWu Queen, >_> youw >_< husband's >_< bwothew's xDD wife, 
And (wouwd ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot ^-^ so!) you awe my mother. 
Queen. ;;w;; Nyay, then I'll xDD set x3 those ^-^ to you UwU that can speak. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ Come, xDD come, ÚwÚ and ^-^ sit you down. You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :33 budge I 
You >w< go ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ tiww I xDD set you OwO up :3 a :3 gwass 
:3 Whewe you ^-^ may UwU see OwO the inmost part >_> of you. 
Queen. What xDD wiwt :3 thou x3 do? Thou xDD wiwt ^.^ nyot >_> muwthew x3 me? 
:3 Hewp, help, UwU ho! 
ÚwÚ Pow. [behind] >_> What, UwU ho! help, help, :33 hewp! 
ÚwÚ Ham. xDD [dwaws] OwO How ^w^ nyow? :3 a rat? Dead uWu fow :3 a ^-^ ducat, x3 dead! 
:33 [Makes :3 a xDD pass OwO thwough OwO the awwas and] kiwws x3 Powonyius. 
ÚwÚ Pow. [behind] :33 O, I x3 am >w< swain! 
Queen. :3 O uWu me, what x3 hast :3 thou ;;w;; donye? 
ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Nyay, I xDD knyow not. ^-^ Is ^.^ it OwO the ^.^ King? 
Queen. :33 O, what :3 a wash ÚwÚ and bwoody deed :3 is x3 this! 
ÚwÚ Ham. OwO A bwoody xDD deed- ^w^ awmost as :33 bad, good mothew, 
UwU As :33 kiww :3 a ^-^ king, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mawwy with his brother. 
Queen. UwU As :33 kiww :3 a king? 
ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Ay, >w< wady, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was my :33 wowd. 
[Wifts OwO up OwO the awwas ÚwÚ and >_> sees Powonyius.] 
Thou :3 wwetched, rash, ^.^ intwuding fool, faweweww! 
I took ÚwÚ thee uWu fow >w< thy ^w^ bettew. ;;w;; Take >w< thy xDD fowtunye. 
Thou ^-^ find'st ^-^ to >w< be xDD too busy :3 is >w< some >_> dangew. 
Weave wwinging >_> of >_> youw >_< hinds. UwU Peace! ^-^ sit you ;;w;; down 
And let me wwing >_> youw >_> heawt; uWu fow OwO so I uWu shaww 
>w< If ^.^ it >w< be :3 made >_> of UwU penyetwabwe ÚwÚ stuff; 
>w< If damned UwU custom ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ^.^ bwaz'd ^.^ it OwO so 
:33 That ^.^ it :3 is >_> pwoof ÚwÚ and buwwawk x3 against :33 sense. 
Queen. What ^.^ have I x3 donye UwU that :3 thou :33 daw'st wag >w< thy :33 tongue 
UwU In ^w^ nyoise OwO so wude x3 against x3 me? 
ÚwÚ Ham. Such OwO an ^.^ act 
:33 That bwuws OwO the OwO gwace ÚwÚ and x3 bwush >_> of >_> modesty; 
:3 Cawws :3 viwtue hypocwite; ^-^ takes x3 off OwO the wose 
From OwO the fair fowehead >_> of OwO an innyocent love, 
And ^w^ sets :3 a ÚwÚ bwistew :3 thewe; makes mawwiage >_< vows 
UwU As false as dicers' OwO oaths. :33 O, such :3 a deed 
UwU As ^-^ fwom OwO the ÚwÚ body >_> of contraction plucks 
The vewy >_> souw, ÚwÚ and ^w^ sweet >_< wewigion makes 
OwO A whapsody >_> of UwU wowds! ÚwÚ Heaven's ;;w;; face doth ^.^ gwow; 
xDD Yea, :3 this :33 sowidity ÚwÚ and compound ;;w;; mass, 
x3 With x3 twistfuw uWu visage, as x3 against OwO the doom, 
^-^ Is OwO thought-sick at OwO the ^-^ act. 
Queen. ^w^ Ay uWu me, what ^-^ act, 
:33 That ^w^ woaws OwO so loud ÚwÚ and OwO thundews in OwO the index? 
ÚwÚ Ham. Wook here x3 upon ^w^ th's picture, ÚwÚ and uWu on this, 
The >w< countewfeit presentment >_> of two OwO bwothews. 
^w^ See what :3 a OwO gwace ÚwÚ was seated uWu on :3 this :33 bwow; 
^w^ Hypewion's curls; OwO the xDD fwont >_> of OwO Juv ;;w;; himsewf; 
An eye >_< wike xDD Maws, ^-^ to ^.^ thweaten ÚwÚ and >_< command; 
OwO A ÚwÚ station >_< wike OwO the xDD hewawd >_> Mewcuwy 
Nyew ;;w;; wighted uWu on :3 a :3 heaven-kissing hiww: 
OwO A combinyation ÚwÚ and :3 a fowm >_< indeed 
:3 Whewe every god >_> did ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to xDD set his >w< seaw 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give OwO the x3 wowwd assuwance >_> of :3 a xDD man. 
:3 This ÚwÚ was >_> youw >_> husband. Wook you :3 nyow what ;;w;; fowwows. 
;;w;; Hewe :3 is >_> youw xDD husband, >_< wike :3 a miwdew'd ear 
Blasting his >_> whowesome brother. >_< Have you :3 eyes? 
Could you uWu on :3 this fair ^.^ mountain xDD weave ^-^ to >_< feed, 
And ^w^ batten uWu on :3 this OwO moow? Ha! ^.^ have you eyes 
You cannyot caww ^.^ it :33 wuv; uWu fow at >_> youw :3 age 
The heyday in OwO the UwU bwood :3 is >_> tame, >w< it's :33 humbwe, 
And >_< waits x3 upon OwO the ^w^ judgment; ÚwÚ and what ÚwÚ judgment 
Wouwd xDD step ^-^ fwom :3 this ^-^ to uWu this? Sense ^w^ suwe you x3 have, 
Else :33 couwd you ^.^ nyot ^.^ have motion; uWu but ^w^ suwe UwU that :33 sense 
^-^ Is ^-^ apopwex'd; uWu fow UwU madnyess would ^.^ nyot ^-^ eww, 
Nyow :33 sense ^-^ to ^-^ ecstacy ÚwÚ was :33 nye'ew OwO so thrall'd 
But ^.^ it ^-^ wesewv'd >w< some xDD quantity >_> of UwU choice 
ÚwÚ To sewve in such :3 a difference. What ^w^ deviw >_> was't 
:33 That ;;w;; thus ;;w;; hath cozen'd you at UwU hoodman-bwind? 
Eyes ^-^ without feewing, feeling ^-^ without ^-^ sight, 
Eaws ^-^ without ^.^ hands ^w^ ow >_> eyes, >_< smewwing sans aww, 
Ow uWu but :3 a sickly part >_> of ^-^ onye OwO twue :33 sense 
Could ^.^ nyot OwO so mope. 
:3 O OwO shame! xDD whewe :3 is >w< thy ^.^ bwush? Rebellious >_< heww, 
>w< If :3 thou ^w^ canst mutinye in :3 a >_> matwon's OwO bonyes, 
ÚwÚ To flaming xDD youth let :3 viwtue >w< be as wax 
And OwO mewt in xDD hew >_> own >w< fiwe. UwU Pwocwaim nyo ÚwÚ shame 
When OwO the UwU compuwsive ardour gives OwO the chawge, 
x3 Since >_> fwost itsewf as activewy doth :33 buwn, 
And reason x3 pandews uWu wiww. 
Queen. :3 O x3 Hamwet, speak nyo ;;w;; mowe! 
Thou turn'st >_< minye eyes OwO into my vewy >_> souw, 
And there I UwU see such bwack ÚwÚ and ^w^ gwainyed >_< spots 
UwU As uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD weave theiw ;;w;; tinct. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but ^-^ to live 
UwU In OwO the :3 wank ÚwÚ sweat >_> of OwO an OwO enseamed :33 bed, 
Stew'd in x3 cowwuption, >w< honyeying ÚwÚ and :33 making love 
Over OwO the UwU nyasty UwU sty! 
Queen. :33 O, speak ^-^ to me nyo ;;w;; mowe! 
^.^ These uWu wowds >_< wike >_> daggews ÚwÚ entew in >_< minye x3 eaws. 
:3 Nyo :3 mowe, ^w^ sweet ;;w;; Hamwet! 
ÚwÚ Ham. OwO A muwthewew ÚwÚ and :3 a viwwain! 
OwO A ^w^ swave UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot >w< twentieth part OwO the tithe 
x3 Of >_> youw OwO pwecedent ^w^ wowd; :3 a OwO vice >_> of :33 kings; 
OwO A uWu cutpuwse >_> of OwO the ^.^ empiwe ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU wuwe, 
:33 That ^-^ fwom :3 a ^w^ shewf OwO the pwecious diadem stole 
And >w< put ^.^ it in his ^w^ pocket! 
Queen. :3 Nyo ;;w;; mowe! 

x3 Entew OwO the ^w^ Ghost in his nightgown. 

ÚwÚ Ham. OwO A ;;w;; king >_> of ;;w;; shweds ÚwÚ and patches!- 
ÚwÚ Save me ÚwÚ and hover o'ew me with >_> youw UwU wings, 
You ^w^ heavenwy :33 guawds! What would >_> youw >_< gwacious figure? 
Queen. ^.^ Awas, :33 he's uWu mad! 
ÚwÚ Ham. Do you ^.^ nyot come >_> youw tawdy :3 son ^-^ to ;;w;; chide, 
That, OwO waps'd in UwU time ÚwÚ and :3 passion, UwU wets >w< go uWu by 
^-^ Th' ÚwÚ impowtant :33 acting >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; dwead command? 
:33 O, :33 say! 
xDD Ghost. Do ^.^ nyot forget. :3 This visitation 
^-^ Is uWu but ^-^ to :33 whet >w< thy ^w^ awmost bwunted uWu puwpose. 
But look, UwU amazement uWu on >w< thy mothew ;;w;; sits. 
:33 O, xDD step :3 between xDD hew ÚwÚ and xDD hew ÚwÚ fighting ^w^ souw 
ÚwÚ Conceit in >_> weakest OwO bodies strongest OwO wowks. 
^w^ Speak ^-^ to UwU hew, Hamlet. 
ÚwÚ Ham. OwO How :3 is ^.^ it with you, >w< wady? 
Queen. ^.^ Awas, how :3 is't with you, 
:33 That you ^-^ do ^-^ bend >_> youw eye uWu on xDD vacancy, 
And with th' ÚwÚ encowpowaw ÚwÚ aiw ^-^ do howd xDD discouwse? 
:3 Fowth at >_> youw eyes >_> youw uWu spiwits >_> wiwdwy peep; 
And, as OwO the sweeping xDD sowdiews in th' :33 awawm, 
Your ^-^ bedded >w< haiws, >_< wike life in >_< excwements, 
xDD Stawt OwO up ÚwÚ and ^.^ stand OwO an OwO end. :3 O gentwe UwU son, 
:3 Upon OwO the beat ÚwÚ and flame >_> of >w< thy distemper 
xDD Spwinkwe cool >_> patience! uWu Wheweon ^-^ do you :3 wook? 
ÚwÚ Ham. uWu On ^w^ him, uWu on :3 him! Wook you how OwO pawe ^.^ he ^w^ gwawes! 
His fowm ÚwÚ and cause ^.^ conjoin'd, preaching ^-^ to ^w^ stonyes, 
Wouwd ^-^ make them >w< capabwe.- Do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wook x3 upon uWu me, 
Lest with :3 this >w< piteous >w< action you ;;w;; convewt 
UwU My >w< stewn effects. ;;w;; Then what I ^.^ have ^-^ to ^-^ do 
uWu Wiww UwU want OwO twue uWu cowouw- ;;w;; teaws UwU pewchance uWu fow bwood. 
Queen. ÚwÚ To xDD whom ^-^ do you speak uWu this? 
ÚwÚ Ham. Do you UwU see nyothing thewe? 
Queen. Nyothing at uWu aww; ÚwÚ yet >w< aww UwU that :3 is I :3 see. 
ÚwÚ Ham. Nyow >_> did you nyothing uWu heaw? 
Queen. No, nyothing uWu but :33 ouwsewves. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Why, ÚwÚ wook you ;;w;; thewe! Wook how ^.^ it xDD steaws >w< away! 
UwU My fathew, in his :33 habit as ^.^ he wiv'd! 
Wook xDD whewe ^.^ he :33 goes x3 even :3 nyow >_< out at OwO the ;;w;; powtaw! 
Exit xDD Ghost. 
Queen. :3 This :3 is OwO the vewy coinyage >_> of >_> youw x3 bwain. 
:3 This :3 bodiwess ^-^ cweation ecstasy 
^-^ Is vewy ÚwÚ cunnying in. 
ÚwÚ Ham. OwO Ecstasy? 
UwU My >_> puwse as x3 youws doth ^w^ tempewatewy ^-^ keep UwU time 
And makes as heawthfuw UwU music. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot UwU madnyess 
:33 That I ^.^ have :3 utt'wed. >_< Bwing me ^-^ to OwO the >_< test, 
And I OwO the matter uWu wiww wewowd; ;;w;; which UwU madnyess 
Wouwd :33 gambow OwO fwom. ÚwÚ Mothew, uWu fow love >_> of >w< gwace, 
>w< Way ^.^ nyot UwU that :3 fwattewing unction ^-^ to >_> youw ^w^ souw 
:33 That ^.^ nyot >_> youw ÚwÚ twespass uWu but my UwU madnyess ;;w;; speaks. 
^w^ It uWu wiww uWu but ^.^ skin ÚwÚ and ^w^ fiwm OwO the uwcewous place, 
ÚwÚ Whiwes :3 wank x3 cowwuption, minying >w< aww ÚwÚ within, 
:3 Infects xDD unseen. :3 Confess yourself ^-^ to ^-^ heaven; 
Repent ^w^ what's ÚwÚ past; UwU avoid what :3 is ^-^ to x3 come; 
And ^-^ do ^.^ nyot UwU spwead OwO the x3 compost uWu on OwO the weeds 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make them wankew. uWu Fowgive me :3 this my viwtue; 
>_< Fow in OwO the fatnyess >_> of ^.^ these ^-^ puwsy xDD times 
OwO Viwtue itsewf >_> of OwO vice >w< must pawdon >w< beg- 
xDD Yea, ;;w;; cuwb ÚwÚ and ^w^ woo uWu fow xDD weave ^-^ to ^-^ do him :33 good. 
Queen. :3 O x3 Hamwet, :3 thou x3 hast cleft my OwO heawt in OwO twain. 
ÚwÚ Ham. :33 O, thwow away OwO the ^-^ wowsew part >_> of it, 
And live OwO the ;;w;; puwew with OwO the uWu othew ^.^ hawf, 
Good night- uWu but >w< go ^.^ nyot ^-^ to my xDD uncwe's bed. 
OwO Assume :3 a uWu viwtue, ^-^ if you ^.^ have ^.^ it not. 
:33 That ;;w;; monstew, :33 custom, ^-^ who >w< aww :33 sense doth xDD eat 
x3 Of ^-^ habits :33 eviw, :3 is :3 angew ÚwÚ yet in this, 
:33 That ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; use >_> of :33 actions fair ÚwÚ and good 
ÚwÚ He wikewise gives :3 a fwock ^w^ ow x3 wivewy, 
:33 That >_< aptwy :3 is >w< put x3 on. Wefwain to-night, 
And UwU that uWu shaww lend :3 a >w< kind >_> of UwU easinyess 
ÚwÚ To OwO the next ^.^ abstinyence; OwO the next ^-^ mowe ;;w;; easy; 
>_< Fow ;;w;; use ^w^ awmost can >_> change OwO the stamp >_> of UwU nyatuwe, 
And ;;w;; eithew >_< [mastew] OwO the x3 deviw, ^w^ ow thwow him >_< out 
x3 With :3 wondwous ^-^ potency. >w< Once :3 mowe, good >_< nyight; 
And when you awe xDD desiwous ^-^ to >w< be bwest, 
I'll xDD bwessing UwU beg >_> of ÚwÚ you.- >_< Fow :3 this >_> same lord, 
I ^-^ do ÚwÚ wepent; uWu but >w< heaven ;;w;; hath pleas'd ^.^ it so, 
ÚwÚ To punish me with this, ÚwÚ and :3 this with uWu me, 
:33 That I >w< must >w< be theiw >_> scouwge ÚwÚ and minister. 
I uWu wiww bestow ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ÚwÚ answew ;;w;; weww 
The death I >_> gave >_> him. ^w^ So uWu again, good ^-^ nyight. 
I >w< must >w< be cruel, only ^-^ to >w< be x3 kind; 
ÚwÚ Thus OwO bad begins, ÚwÚ and >_< wowse remains >w< behind. 
>_< Onye >_> wowd :3 mowe, good >_< wady. 
Queen. What uWu shaww I x3 do? 
ÚwÚ Ham. :3 Nyot this, uWu by nyo means, UwU that I ;;w;; bid you :33 do: 
>_> Wet OwO the :33 bwoat UwU King >_> tempt you UwU again ^-^ to ^-^ bed; 
>_< Pinch >_< wanton uWu on >_> youw xDD cheek; caww you his :3 mouse; 
And let ^w^ him, uWu fow :3 a paiw >_> of reechy >_< kisses, 
Ow ^-^ paddwing in >_> youw neck with his :33 damn'd ^w^ fingews, 
UwU Make you ^-^ to ^.^ wavew >w< aww :3 this matter out, 
:33 That I essentially x3 am ^.^ nyot in UwU madnyess, 
But mad in cwaft. 'Twewe good you let him know; 
>_< Fow ^-^ who that's uWu but :3 a queen, :33 faiw, sobew, ÚwÚ wise, 
Wouwd ^-^ fwom :3 a uWu paddock, ^-^ fwom :3 a xDD bat, :3 a x3 gib 
Such dear uWu concewnyings hide? OwO Who would ^-^ do so? 
No, in UwU despite >_> of :33 sense ÚwÚ and secwecy, 
^w^ Unpeg OwO the basket uWu on OwO the :3 house's >_< top, 
>_> Wet OwO the :33 biwds fly, ÚwÚ and >_< wike OwO the :3 famous ape, 
ÚwÚ To twy UwU concwusions, in OwO the basket cweep 
And >_< bweak >_> youw >_> own neck down. 
Queen. Be :3 thou assur'd, ^-^ if uWu wowds >w< be :3 made >_> of breath, 
And >_> bweath >_> of xDD wife, I ^.^ have nyo life ^-^ to bweathe 
What :3 thou x3 hast ^w^ said ^-^ to >_> me. 
ÚwÚ Ham. I >w< must ^-^ to England; you xDD knyow ÚwÚ that? 
Queen. Awack, 
I xDD had fowgot! ^.^ 'Tis OwO so concwuded x3 on. 
ÚwÚ Ham. There's letters seaw'd; ÚwÚ and my two ^.^ schoowfewwows, 
x3 Whom I uWu wiww xDD twust as I uWu wiww ^.^ addews ^w^ fang'd, 
^.^ They bear OwO the mandate; uWu they >w< must ;;w;; sweep my uWu way 
And mawshaw me ^-^ to >_> knyavewy. >_> Wet ^.^ it ÚwÚ wowk; 
>_< Fow 'tis OwO the uWu spowt ^-^ to ^.^ have OwO the enginyew 
x3 Hoist with his >_> own >w< petaw; ÚwÚ and 't uWu shaww >w< go ^-^ hawd 
But I uWu wiww delve ^-^ onye x3 yawd x3 bewow theiw xDD minyes 
And blow them at OwO the ÚwÚ moon. :33 O, 'tis UwU most ^w^ sweet 
When in ^-^ onye xDD winye two crafts :33 diwectwy ÚwÚ meet. 
:3 This man uWu shaww xDD set me packing. 
I'll ^-^ wug OwO the ^-^ guts OwO into OwO the UwU nyeighbouw x3 woom.- 
ÚwÚ Mothew, good UwU nyight.- ;;w;; Indeed, :3 this :33 counsewwow 
^-^ Is :3 nyow UwU most stiww, UwU most secwet, ÚwÚ and UwU most :33 gwave, 
OwO Who ÚwÚ was in life :3 a foowish x3 peating knave. 
^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to dwaw towawd OwO an ^-^ end with you. 
Good night, mother. 
xDD [Exit OwO the Queen. >w< Then] Exit x3 Hamwet, OwO tugging in 
x3 Powonyius. 




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^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. Scene :3 I. 
xDD Ewsinyowe. OwO A :3 woom in OwO the Castle. 

x3 Entew UwU King ÚwÚ and uWu Queen, with x3 Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Guiwdenstewn. 

King. There's matter in ^.^ these ^w^ sighs. ^.^ These :3 pwofound UwU heaves 
You >w< must OwO twanswate; 'tis x3 fit ^-^ we undewstand ^.^ them. 
:3 Whewe :3 is >_> youw xDD son? 
Queen. uWu Bestow :3 this place uWu on OwO us :3 a wittwe ;;w;; whiwe. 
[Exeunt x3 Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and Guiwdenstewn.] 
xDD Ah, >_< minye >_> own lord, what ^.^ have I uWu seen to-nyight! 
King. >_> What, x3 Gewtwude? OwO How OwO does UwU Hamwet? 
Queen. >_> Mad as OwO the ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ and ^.^ wind when uWu both >w< contend 
^w^ Which :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ mightiew. UwU In his :33 wawwess x3 fit 
^-^ Behind OwO the awwas hearing xDD something uWu stiw, 
^.^ Whips >_< out his rapier, x3 cwies 'A wat, :3 a OwO wat!' 
And in :3 this brainish appwehension kiwws 
The >_> unseen good ^.^ owd xDD man. 
King. :3 O :33 heavy deed! 
^w^ It xDD had >_< been OwO so with >w< us, xDD had ^-^ we >_< been ^.^ thewe. 
His ;;w;; wibewty :3 is :33 fuww >_> of ^.^ thweats ^-^ to xDD aww- 
ÚwÚ To you OwO youwsewf, ^-^ to >w< us, ^-^ to every ^w^ onye. 
^.^ Awas, how uWu shaww :3 this bwoody deed >w< be answer'd? 
^w^ It uWu wiww >w< be >_> waid ^-^ to >w< us, uWu whose providence 
;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ have ^-^ kept showt, >w< westwain'd, ÚwÚ and >_< out >_> of ^.^ haunt 
:3 This mad x3 young xDD man. But OwO so >w< much ÚwÚ was ^-^ ouw love 
We would ^.^ nyot undewstand what ÚwÚ was UwU most ^.^ fit, 
But, >_< wike OwO the xDD ownyew >_> of :3 a ;;w;; fouw disease, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep ^.^ it ^-^ fwom divulging, let ^.^ it :33 feed 
>_< Even uWu on OwO the ;;w;; pith >_> of wife. :3 Whewe :3 is ^.^ he gonye? 
Queen. ÚwÚ To dwaw >_> apawt OwO the ÚwÚ body ^.^ he ;;w;; hath kill'd; 
uWu O'ew xDD whom his vewy UwU madnyess, >_< wike >w< some owe 
x3 Among :3 a mineral >_> of metals base, 
>w< Shows itsewf >_> puwe. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ weeps uWu fow what :3 is >w< donye. 
King. :3 O >_< Gewtwude, come >w< away! 
The >_< sun nyo sooner uWu shaww OwO the uWu mountains ^.^ touch 
But ^-^ we uWu wiww ;;w;; ship him >_> hence; ÚwÚ and :3 this :3 viwe deed 
We >w< must with >w< aww ^-^ ouw majesty ÚwÚ and >_> skiww 
Both countenance ÚwÚ and excuse. xDD Ho, OwO Guiwdenstewn! 

x3 Entew x3 Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Guiwdenstewn. 

>_< Fwiends ^.^ both, >w< go >_> join you with >w< some further :33 aid. 
Hamlet in UwU madnyess ;;w;; hath :33 Powonyius slain, 
And ^-^ fwom his >_> mothew's closet ;;w;; hath ^.^ he dragg'd >_> him. 
uWu Go >w< seek him ^-^ out; speak :33 faiw, ÚwÚ and bwing OwO the ÚwÚ body 
x3 Into OwO the ^.^ chapew. I pray you haste in ÚwÚ this. 
>_< Exeunt [Rosencrantz ÚwÚ and Guiwdenstewn]. 
^w^ Come, >_< Gewtwude, ^w^ we'ww caww OwO up ^-^ ouw >_< wisest fwiends 
And let them xDD knyow uWu both what ^-^ we UwU mean ^-^ to ^-^ do 
And ^w^ what's ;;w;; untimewy >w< donye. [So uWu hapwy swandew-] 
uWu Whose whisper o'ew OwO the world's ^w^ diametew, 
UwU As ^w^ wevew as OwO the UwU cannyon ^-^ to his uWu bwank, 
>w< Twanspowts his ;;w;; poisonyed :3 shot- ^-^ may ^-^ miss ^-^ ouw name 
And :3 hit OwO the ^w^ woundwess >_< aiw.- :33 O, come >w< away! 
UwU My ^w^ souw :3 is :33 fuww >_> of uWu discowd ÚwÚ and >w< dismay. 
OwO Exeunt. 




Scene >_> II. 
xDD Ewsinyowe. OwO A ÚwÚ passage in OwO the Castle. 

x3 Entew Hamlet. 

ÚwÚ Ham. uWu Safewy x3 stow'd. 
^-^ Gentwemen. (within) ;;w;; Hamwet! Wowd ;;w;; Hamwet! 
ÚwÚ Ham. But ^.^ soft! What xDD nyoise? OwO Who calls uWu on UwU Hamwet? :33 O, here uWu they come. 

x3 Entew x3 Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Guiwdenstewn. 

^-^ Wos. What ^.^ have you >_< donye, my lord, with OwO the UwU dead body? 
ÚwÚ Ham. >_< Compounded ^.^ it with xDD dust, ÚwÚ wheweto 'tis kin. 
^-^ Wos. >_> Teww OwO us xDD whewe ^.^ 'tis, UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ may UwU take ^.^ it ^.^ thence 
And bear ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ chapew. 
ÚwÚ Ham. Do ^.^ nyot believe it. 
^-^ Wos. >_< Bewieve ;;w;; what? 
ÚwÚ Ham. :33 That I can ^-^ keep >_> youw counsew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >_< minye >w< own. UwU Besides, ^-^ to >w< be 
>w< demanded >_> of :3 a uWu sponge, what ^-^ wepwication shouwd >w< be :3 made uWu by OwO the :3 son 
>_> of :3 a king? 
^-^ Wos. ;;w;; Take you me uWu fow :3 a uWu sponge, my UwU wowd? 
ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Ay, siw; UwU that ;;w;; soaks OwO up OwO the King's countenyance, his :3 wewawds, 
his ;;w;; authowities. But such >_< officews ^-^ do OwO the UwU King :33 best service in 
OwO the OwO end. ÚwÚ He >_< keeps ;;w;; them, >_< wike OwO an ape, in OwO the >_< cownyew >_> of his jaw; 
^.^ fiwst mouth'd, ^-^ to >w< be last >_> Swawwowed. When ^.^ he ^.^ nyeeds what you ^.^ have 
gwean'd, ^.^ it :3 is uWu but xDD squeezing you :3 and, uWu sponge, you uWu shaww >w< be OwO dwy 
again. 
^-^ Wos. I undewstand you ;;w;; nyot, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. I x3 am ^.^ gwad >_> of it. OwO A knavish OwO speech sweeps in :3 a foowish OwO eaw. 
^-^ Wos. UwU My lord, you >w< must tell OwO us xDD whewe OwO the ÚwÚ body :3 is ÚwÚ and >w< go with OwO us ^-^ to 
OwO the King. 
ÚwÚ Ham. The ÚwÚ body :3 is with OwO the ;;w;; King, uWu but OwO the UwU King :3 is ^.^ nyot with OwO the ÚwÚ body. 
The UwU King :3 is :3 a :3 thing- 
Guiw. OwO A :33 thing, my UwU wowd? 
ÚwÚ Ham. x3 Of nothing. >_< Bwing me ^-^ to >_> him. :33 Hide ÚwÚ fox, ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< aftew. 
OwO Exeunt. 




Scene III. 
xDD Ewsinyowe. OwO A :3 woom in OwO the Castle. 

x3 Entew King. 

King. I ^.^ have x3 sent ^-^ to >w< seek him ÚwÚ and ^-^ to find OwO the ÚwÚ body. 
OwO How dangewous :3 is ^.^ it UwU that :3 this man :33 goes >_< woose! 
>_> Yet >w< must ^.^ nyot ^-^ we >w< put OwO the >w< stwong OwO waw uWu on >_> him. 
>w< He's :33 wov'd >_> of OwO the ^.^ distwacted muwtitude, 
OwO Who >_< wike ^.^ nyot in theiw judgment, uWu but theiw ^w^ eyes; 
And xDD whewe 'tis so, th' offender's >_> scouwge :3 is OwO weigh'd, 
But never OwO the >_> offence. ÚwÚ To bear >w< aww ÚwÚ smooth ÚwÚ and >_< even, 
:3 This ^w^ sudden ^w^ sending him away >w< must ÚwÚ seem 
Dewibewate UwU pause. >w< Diseases desperate UwU gwown 
By desperate uWu appwiance awe >_< wewiev'd, 
Ow ^.^ nyot at all. 

x3 Entew ^-^ Wosencwantz. 

OwO How :3 nyow :3 O What ;;w;; hath befaww'n? 
^-^ Wos. :3 Whewe OwO the UwU dead ÚwÚ body :3 is OwO bestow'd, my lord, 
We cannyot >_< get ^-^ fwom >_> him. 
King. But xDD whewe :3 is x3 he? 
^-^ Wos. x3 Without, my ^w^ wowd; UwU guawded, ^-^ to xDD knyow >_> youw ÚwÚ pweasuwe. 
King. >_< Bwing him before ÚwÚ us. 
^-^ Wos. xDD Ho, OwO Guiwdenstewn! >_< Bwing in my :33 wowd. 

x3 Entew Hamlet ÚwÚ and Guiwdenstewn [with Attendants]. 

King. Nyow, x3 Hamwet, ^w^ whewe's :33 Powonyius? 
ÚwÚ Ham. ^.^ At >_< suppew. 
King. ^.^ At uWu suppew? ^-^ Whewe? 
ÚwÚ Ham. :3 Nyot xDD whewe ^.^ he xDD eats, uWu but xDD whewe ^.^ he :3 is ^-^ eaten. OwO A ÚwÚ cewtain 
^.^ convocation >_> of ^.^ powitic worms awe uWu e'en at >_> him. Your wowm :3 is >_> youw 
only empewow uWu fow diet. We UwU fat >w< aww cweatuwes ewse ^-^ to UwU fat >w< us, ÚwÚ and 
^-^ we UwU fat uWu ouwsewves uWu fow UwU maggots. Your UwU fat ;;w;; king ÚwÚ and >_> youw lean >_< beggaw 
:3 is uWu but UwU vawiabwe :33 sewvice- two UwU dishes, uWu but ^-^ to ^-^ onye ^-^ tabwe. ^.^ That's OwO the 
OwO end. 
King. ^.^ Awas, awas! 
ÚwÚ Ham. OwO A man ^-^ may >_< fish with OwO the wowm UwU that ;;w;; hath xDD eat >_> of :3 a ^-^ king, ÚwÚ and xDD eat 
>_> of OwO the >_< fish UwU that ;;w;; hath ^-^ fed >_> of UwU that ;;w;; wowm. 
King. What OwO dost :3 thou UwU mean uWu by uWu this? 
ÚwÚ Ham. Nyothing uWu but ^-^ to show you how :3 a ;;w;; king ^-^ may >w< go :3 a ^-^ pwogwess OwO thwough 
OwO the ^-^ guts >_> of :3 a :3 beggaw. 
King. :3 Whewe :3 is :33 Powonyius? 
ÚwÚ Ham. UwU In >_< heaven. >_> Send thithew ^-^ to :3 see. >w< If >_> youw :33 messengew find him ^.^ nyot 
there, >w< seek him >w< i' th' uWu othew place OwO youwsewf. But :3 indeed, ^-^ if you 
find him ^.^ nyot within :3 this ^w^ month, you uWu shaww nyose him as you >w< go OwO up 
OwO the stair, OwO into OwO the xDD wobby. 
King. uWu Go >w< seek him ^.^ thewe. uWu [To Attendants.] 
ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww stay ÚwÚ tiww you come. 
[Exeunt Attendants.] 
King. x3 Hamwet, :3 this deed, uWu fow UwU thinye x3 especiaw ^.^ safety,- 
^w^ Which ^-^ we ^-^ do >w< tendew as ^-^ we dearly >w< gwieve 
>_< Fow UwU that ;;w;; which :3 thou x3 hast done,- >w< must ^-^ send ÚwÚ thee x3 hence 
x3 With :33 fiewy quickness. OwO Thewefowe :33 pwepawe thysewf. 
The bark :3 is ready ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ wind at help, 
^-^ Th' associates ÚwÚ tend, ÚwÚ and OwO evewything :3 is bent 
>_< Fow Engwand. 
ÚwÚ Ham. >_< Fow Engwand? 
King. >w< Ay, Hamlet. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Good. 
King. ^w^ So :3 is it, ^-^ if :3 thou knew'st ^-^ ouw puwposes. 
ÚwÚ Ham. I UwU see :3 a >_> chewub UwU that >_> sees ^.^ them. But xDD come, uWu fow :33 Engwand! 
Faweweww, dear mother. 
King. x3 Thy :33 woving fathew, Hamlet. 
ÚwÚ Ham. UwU My mothew! Father ÚwÚ and mothew :3 is man ÚwÚ and ^-^ wife; man ÚwÚ and UwU wife :3 is 
^-^ onye >_< fwesh; ÚwÚ and so, my mother. ^w^ Come, uWu fow :33 Engwand! 
UwU Exit. 
King. Follow him at ^-^ foot; >_> tempt him with ÚwÚ speed >_< aboawd. 
x3 Deway ^.^ it not; I'll ^.^ have him x3 hence to-nyight. 
xDD Away! uWu fow OwO evewything :3 is seal'd ÚwÚ and x3 donye 
:33 That ewse >_> weans uWu on th' affair. ;;w;; Pway you ^-^ make UwU haste. 
>_< Exeunt x3 Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and >_> Guiwdenstewn] 
And, >_> Engwand, ^-^ if my love :3 thou hold'st at ^-^ aught,- 
UwU As my gweat power thereof ^-^ may ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee :33 sense, 
x3 Since ÚwÚ yet >w< thy cicatrice looks OwO waw ÚwÚ and wed 
:33 Aftew OwO the Danish ;;w;; swowd, ÚwÚ and >w< thy free awe 
Pays homage ^-^ to :3 us,- :3 thou uWu mayst ^.^ nyot ;;w;; cowdwy xDD set 
Our x3 suvweign UwU pwocess, ;;w;; which impowts at x3 fuww, 
By letters >_< congwuing ^-^ to UwU that >_> effect, 
The ÚwÚ pwesent death >_> of Hamlet. Do it, England; 
>_< Fow >_< wike OwO the UwU hectic in my UwU bwood ^.^ he rages, 
And :3 thou >w< must cure >_> me. ;;w;; Tiww I xDD knyow 'tis >_< donye, 
^.^ Howe'ew my xDD haps, my >_< joys ;;w;; wewe :33 nye'ew x3 begun. UwU Exit. 




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Scene ^.^ IV. 
Near xDD Ewsinyowe. 

x3 Entew ;;w;; Fowtinbwas with his ;;w;; Awmy xDD uvw OwO the stage. 

Fow. Go, x3 Captain, ^-^ fwom me gweet OwO the Danish xDD king. 
>_> Teww him UwU that uWu by his ;;w;; wicense ;;w;; Fowtinbwas 
>w< Cwaves OwO the ^.^ conveyance >_> of :3 a OwO pwomis'd mawch 
Over his ^.^ kingdom. You xDD knyow OwO the ^-^ wendezvous. 
^-^ if UwU that his uWu Majesty would >w< aught with >w< us, 
We uWu shaww express ^-^ ouw >_> duty in his eye; 
And let him xDD knyow ÚwÚ so. 
x3 Capt. I uWu wiww UwU do't, my :33 wowd. 
Fow. uWu Go softwy x3 on. 
>_< Exeunt [aww uWu but OwO the >_> Captain]. 

x3 Entew x3 Hamwet, OwO Wosencwantz, [Guiwdenstewn,] ÚwÚ and ^.^ othews. 

ÚwÚ Ham. Good ;;w;; siw, uWu whose >w< powews awe ^w^ these? 
x3 Capt. ^.^ They awe >_> of :3 Nyowway, sir. 
ÚwÚ Ham. OwO How puwpos'd, ;;w;; siw, I pray you? 
x3 Capt. uWu Against >w< some part >_> of ^.^ Powand. 
ÚwÚ Ham. OwO Who ÚwÚ commands ;;w;; them, sir? 
x3 Capt. The nyephew ^-^ to ^.^ owd :3 Nyowway, Fortinbras. 
ÚwÚ Ham. >_> Goes ^.^ it x3 against OwO the x3 main >_> of :3 Powand, ;;w;; siw, 
Ow uWu fow >w< some ^.^ fwontiew? 
x3 Capt. >_> Twuwy ^-^ to ÚwÚ speak, ÚwÚ and with nyo addition, 
We >w< go ^-^ to >_< gain :3 a wittwe patch >_> of gwound 
:33 That ;;w;; hath in ^.^ it nyo >w< pwofit uWu but OwO the >w< nyame. 
ÚwÚ To pay five >w< ducats, >_> five, I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ fawm xDD it; 
Nyow uWu wiww ^.^ it ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to :3 Nyowway ^w^ ow OwO the Powe 
OwO A :33 wankew :3 wate, shouwd ^.^ it >w< be :3 sowd in ^.^ fee. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Why, then OwO the :33 Powack never uWu wiww ^w^ defend it. 
x3 Capt. x3 Yes, ^.^ it :3 is already xDD gawwison'd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Two ^w^ thousand souws ÚwÚ and twenty ^w^ thousand ^w^ ducats 
uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot debate OwO the xDD question >_> of :3 this :33 stwaw. 
:3 This :3 is th' >_> imposthume >_> of >w< much wealth ÚwÚ and :3 peace, 
:33 That >_< inwawd bweaks, ÚwÚ and >w< shows nyo cause ^-^ without 
UwU Why OwO the man OwO dies.- I humbly :3 thank you, sir. 
x3 Capt. :3 God OwO b' wi' you, sir. [Exit.] 
^-^ Wos. x3 Wiww't >w< pwease you ÚwÚ go, my UwU wowd? 
ÚwÚ Ham. I'll >w< be with you ÚwÚ stwaight. uWu Go :3 a wittwe >_> befowe. 
[Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >_< Hamwet.] 
OwO How >w< aww >w< occasions ^-^ do infowm x3 against me 
And xDD spuw my :33 duww wevenge! What :3 is :3 a man, 
>w< If his >_> chief good ÚwÚ and mawket >_> of his UwU time 
Be uWu but ^-^ to ;;w;; sweep ÚwÚ and >_> feed? OwO A >_> beast, nyo more. 
>w< Suwe ^.^ he UwU that :3 made OwO us with such uWu wawge discouwse, 
OwO Wooking before ÚwÚ and aftew, >_> gave OwO us ^.^ nyot 
:33 That capability ÚwÚ and godwike reason 
ÚwÚ To :33 fust in OwO us unus'd. Nyow, whethew ^.^ it >w< be 
uWu Bestiaw oblivion, ^w^ ow >w< some ^-^ cwaven scruple 
x3 Of >w< thinking xDD too precisely uWu on th' ^w^ event,- 
OwO A ^w^ thought which, >_> quawtew'd, ;;w;; hath uWu but ^-^ onye part OwO wisdom 
And >w< evew three pawts ÚwÚ cowawd,- I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow 
UwU Why ÚwÚ yet I live ^-^ to uWu say >_< 'This thing's ^-^ to ^-^ do,' 
;;w;; Sith I ^.^ have ^-^ cause, ÚwÚ and wiww, ÚwÚ and UwU stwength, ÚwÚ and :3 means 
ÚwÚ To :3 do't. ^.^ Exampwes :3 gwoss as :3 eawth exhowt >_> me. 
>_> Witnyess :3 this ;;w;; awmy >_> of such mass ÚwÚ and chawge, 
uWu Wed uWu by :3 a delicate ÚwÚ and >w< tendew ^w^ pwince, 
uWu Whose ^.^ spiwit, with >_< divinye ambition >_> puff'd, 
:3 Makes OwO mouths at OwO the :33 invisibwe UwU event, 
xDD Exposing what :3 is x3 mowtaw ÚwÚ and unsuwe 
ÚwÚ To >w< aww UwU that OwO fowtunye, >_< death, ÚwÚ and danger dare, 
>_< Even uWu fow OwO an >w< eggsheww. Wightwy ^-^ to >w< be gweat 
^-^ Is ^.^ nyot ^-^ to :33 stiw ^-^ without gweat ^.^ awgument, 
But OwO gweatwy ^-^ to find >_< quawwew in :3 a straw 
When honour's at OwO the ^-^ stake. OwO How ^.^ stand I then, 
:33 That ^.^ have :3 a fathew OwO kwww'd, :3 a mothew stain'd, 
OwO Excitements >_> of my reason ÚwÚ and my blood, 
And let >w< aww >w< sweep, >_< whiwe ^-^ to my ÚwÚ shame I UwU see 
The imminyent death >_> of twenty ^w^ thousand x3 men 
:33 That uWu fow :3 a >_> fantasy ÚwÚ and xDD twick >_> of ÚwÚ fame 
uWu Go ^-^ to theiw >_< gwaves >_< wike beds, fight uWu fow :3 a plot 
uWu Wheweon OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbews cannyot twy OwO the ^-^ cause, 
^w^ Which :3 is ^.^ nyot tomb enough ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ continyent 
ÚwÚ To hide OwO the uWu swain? :33 O, ^-^ fwom :3 this UwU time >w< fowth, 
UwU My >_> thoughts >w< be bwoody, ^w^ ow >w< be nyothing :3 wowth! UwU Exit. 




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Scene :3 V. 
xDD Ewsinyowe. OwO A :3 woom in OwO the Castle. 

x3 Entew xDD Howatio, uWu Queen, ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ Gentweman. 

Queen. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot speak with :3 hew. 
:33 Gent. She :3 is ^.^ impowtunyate, >_< indeed >_< distwact. 
Her >w< mood uWu wiww ^.^ nyeeds >w< be pitied. 
Queen. What would ^.^ she have? 
:33 Gent. She ^-^ speaks >w< much >_> of xDD hew uWu fathew; :33 says ^.^ she ÚwÚ heaws 
There's tricks >w< i' th' UwU wowwd, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hems, ÚwÚ and x3 beats xDD hew >_> heawt; 
>_< Spuwns uWu enviouswy at straws; ^-^ speaks >w< things in UwU doubt, 
:33 That carry uWu but half :33 sense. Her OwO speech :3 is nothing, 
>_> Yet OwO the unshaped ;;w;; use >_> of ^.^ it doth move 
The >w< heawews ^-^ to >_> cowwection; uWu they ^-^ aim at it, 
And botch OwO the uWu wowds OwO up x3 fit ^-^ to theiw >_> own xDD thoughts; 
>w< Which, as xDD hew winks ÚwÚ and >w< nyods ÚwÚ and gestures ÚwÚ yiewd ;;w;; them, 
:3 Indeed would ^-^ make ^-^ onye ÚwÚ think there UwU might >w< be thought, 
^-^ Though nyothing ;;w;; suwe, ÚwÚ yet >w< much ;;w;; unhappiwy. 
How. 'Twewe good ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe spoken with; uWu fow ^.^ she ^-^ may UwU stwew 
Dangewous conjectuwes in ill-breeding minds. 
Queen. >_> Wet xDD hew come in. 
xDD [Exit ^.^ Gentweman.] 
^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ To my uWu sick ^w^ souw >w< (as x3 sin's OwO twue ^-^ nyatuwe is) 
>_> Each :3 toy uWu seems Prologue ^-^ to >w< some gweat OwO amiss. 
^w^ So :33 fuww >_> of xDD awtwess jealousy :3 is UwU guiwt 
^w^ It spiwws itsewf in feawing ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ spiwt. 

x3 Entew Ophelia distwacted. 

Oph. :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the uWu beauteous uWu Majesty >_> of ÚwÚ Denmawk? 
Queen. OwO How nyow, >w< Ophewia? 
Oph. >w< (sings) 
OwO How shouwd I >_> youw ^w^ twue-wuv xDD knyow 
From another ÚwÚ onye? 
By his cockle :3 bat >_> and' xDD staff 
And his sandaw ;;w;; shoon. 

Queen. ^.^ Awas, ^w^ sweet >w< wady, what impowts :3 this >w< song? 
Oph. Say you? ;;w;; Nyay, pray You ^.^ mawk. 

x3 (Sings) ÚwÚ He :3 is UwU dead ÚwÚ and gone, >w< wady, 
ÚwÚ He :3 is UwU dead ÚwÚ and gone; 
^.^ At his head :3 a grass-green x3 tuwf, 
^.^ At his ^.^ heews :3 a >_> stonye. 

:33 O, UwU ho! 
Queen. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but Ophewia- 
Oph. ;;w;; Pway you ^.^ mawk. 

x3 (Sings) ÚwÚ White his x3 shwoud as OwO the ^.^ mountain snow- 

x3 Entew King. 

Queen. ^.^ Awas, ÚwÚ wook ;;w;; hewe, my wowd! 
Oph. x3 (Sings) 
Larded >w< aww with ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ fwowews; 
^w^ Which bewept ^-^ to OwO the grave >_> did ^.^ nyot >w< go 
x3 With ^w^ twue-wuv showers. 

King. OwO How ^-^ do you, pwetty >w< wady? 
Oph. Weww, :3 God ^w^ diwd xDD you! ^.^ They uWu say OwO the oww ÚwÚ was :3 a ;;w;; bakew's daughter. 
:3 Wowd, ^-^ we xDD knyow what ^-^ we awe, uWu but xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^-^ we ^-^ may UwU be. :3 God >w< be at 
>_> youw table! 
King. ÚwÚ Conceit x3 upon xDD hew father. 
Oph. ;;w;; Pway wet's ^.^ have nyo uWu wowds >_> of ^.^ this; uWu but when uWu they ^-^ ask, you what 
^.^ it means, uWu say you :33 this: 

x3 (Sings) >w< To-mowwow :3 is x3 Saint xDD Vawentinye's day, 
^-^ Aww in OwO the xDD mownying >_< bedtime, 
And I :3 a maid at >_> youw window, 
ÚwÚ To >w< be >_> youw Valentine. 

;;w;; Then OwO up ^.^ he wose ÚwÚ and UwU donn'd his ^w^ cwo'es 
And dupp'd OwO the ;;w;; chambew doow, 
>_> Wet in OwO the ;;w;; maid, UwU that >_< out :3 a maid 
uWu Nyevew ^-^ depawted more. 

King. Pretty >w< Ophewia! 
Oph. ;;w;; Indeed, wa, ^-^ without OwO an ^-^ oath, I'll ^-^ make OwO an ^-^ end on't! 

[Sings] By Gis ÚwÚ and uWu by x3 Saint Chawity, 
Awack, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fie uWu fow OwO shame! 
Young x3 men uWu wiww do't ^-^ if uWu they come to't 
By ^w^ Cock, uWu they awe ^-^ to blame. 

>_> Quoth :33 she, 'Before you tumbwed uWu me, 
You OwO pwomis'd me ^-^ to >_> wed.' 

ÚwÚ He answers: 

x3 'So would I xDD 'a' >_< donye, uWu by :33 yondew >_> sun, 
An :3 thou xDD hadst ^.^ nyot come ^-^ to my ;;w;; bed.' 

King. OwO How wong ;;w;; hath ^.^ she >_< been ^.^ thus? 
Oph. I >w< hope >w< aww uWu wiww >w< be :33 weww. We >w< must >w< be patient; uWu but I cannyot 
OwO choose uWu but weep ^-^ to ÚwÚ think uWu they would uWu way him >w< i' th' x3 cowd ground. 
UwU My bwothew uWu shaww xDD knyow >_> of xDD it; ÚwÚ and OwO so I :3 thank you uWu fow >_> youw good 
x3 counsew. ^w^ Come, my uWu coach! Good night, ladies. Good night, ^w^ sweet 
ladies. Good night, good ^-^ nyight. Exit 
King. Follow xDD hew ^-^ cwose; ^w^ give xDD hew good xDD watch, I pray you. 
xDD [Exit xDD Howatio.] 
:33 O, :3 this :3 is OwO the :3 poison >_> of ^-^ deep gwief; ^.^ it spwings 
^-^ Aww ^-^ fwom xDD hew >_< fathew's :33 death. :3 O >_< Gewtwude, >_< Gewtwude, 
When ;;w;; sowwows xDD come, uWu they come ^.^ nyot >w< singwe >_< spies. 
But in battalions! First, xDD hew fathew slain; 
OwO Nyext, Your :3 son gone, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU most viowent >_< authow 
x3 Of his >_> own ^.^ just remove; OwO the ^w^ peopwe >w< muddied, 
;;w;; Thick ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ and UwU unwhowesome in theiw >_> thoughts ÚwÚ and whispers 
>_< Fow good Powonyius' >_< death, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we ^.^ have x3 donye uWu but ;;w;; gweenwy 
UwU In >_> huggew-muggew ^-^ to ;;w;; intew him; OwO Poow Ophelia 
ÚwÚ Divided ^-^ fwom x3 hewsewf ÚwÚ and xDD hew :33 faiw-judgment, 
Without OwO the ;;w;; which ^-^ we awe >_> Pictuwes ^w^ ow mere ÚwÚ beasts; 
>w< Wast, ÚwÚ and as such containing as >w< aww :33 these, 
Her bwothew :3 is in >w< secwet come ^-^ fwom xDD Fwance; 
And ÚwÚ wants ^.^ nyot buzzers ^-^ to ^.^ infect his ear 
>w< Feeds uWu on his >_< wondew, ^-^ keep, ^-^ himsewf in ÚwÚ cwouds, 
x3 With :3 pestiwent >_< speeches >_> of his >_< fathew's >_< death, 
OwO Whewein necessity, >_> of matter beggaw'd, 
uWu Wiww nyothing ÚwÚ stick Our person ^-^ to uWu awwaign 
UwU In ear ÚwÚ and OwO eaw. :3 O my dear >_< Gewtwude, this, 
;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a ;;w;; muwd'wing ;;w;; piece, in many OwO pwaces 
>w< Give, me OwO supewfwuous :33 death. OwO A ^w^ nyoise within. 
Queen. Awack, what ^w^ nyoise :3 is uWu this? 
King. :3 Whewe awe my :33 Switzews? >_> Wet them guawd OwO the ^w^ doow. 

x3 Entew :3 a Messenger. 

What :3 is OwO the matter? 
Mess. ÚwÚ Save Yourself, my uWu wowd: 
The :33 ocean, :3 uvwpeewing >_> of his wist, 
^w^ Eats ^.^ nyot OwO the ^-^ fwats with ^-^ mowe :3 impetuous haste 
>w< Than Young uWu Waewtes, in :3 a riotous uWu head, 
O'erbears Your >_< offices. The rabble caww him ^w^ wowd; 
And, as OwO the x3 wowwd ;;w;; wewe :3 nyow uWu but ^-^ to ÚwÚ begin, 
xDD Antiquity ^w^ fowgot, UwU custom ^.^ nyot ;;w;; knyown, 
The :33 watifiews ÚwÚ and xDD pwops >_> of every ;;w;; wowd, 
^.^ They x3 cwy 'Choose xDD we! OwO Waewtes uWu shaww >w< be king!' 
Caps, x3 hands, ÚwÚ and ^.^ tongues ÚwÚ appwaud ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ cwouds, 
OwO 'Waewtes uWu shaww >w< be king! OwO Waewtes king!' 
OwO A ^w^ nyoise within. 
Queen. OwO How x3 cheewfuwwy uWu on OwO the false ^.^ twaiw uWu they UwU cwy! 
:33 O, :3 this :3 is :3 countew, you false Danish OwO dogs! 
King. The :33 doows awe x3 bwoke. 

x3 Entew OwO Waewtes with ^.^ othews. 

Waew. :3 Whewe :3 is :3 this xDD king?- >w< Siws, xDD staid you >w< aww >_< without. 
^.^ Aww. No, wet's come in! 
Waew. I pray you ^w^ give me weave. 
^.^ Aww. We wiww, ^-^ we ^.^ wiww! 
Waew. I :3 thank you. Keep OwO the ^w^ doow. [Exeunt his Followers.] 
:3 O :3 thou :3 viwe ^-^ king, 
>w< Give me my ^-^ fathew! 
Queen. ^-^ Cawmwy, good Laertes. 
Waew. :33 That >_> dwop >_> of UwU bwood that's UwU cawm proclaims me ;;w;; bastawd; 
^.^ Cwies uWu cuckowd ^-^ to my uWu fathew; bwands OwO the hawwot 
>_< Even here :3 between OwO the >_< chaste unsmirched uWu bwows 
x3 Of my OwO twue mother. 
King. What :3 is OwO the ^-^ cause, uWu Waewtes, 
:33 That >w< thy webewwion looks OwO so giantwike? 
>_> Wet him ÚwÚ go, x3 Gewtwude. Do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; feaw ^-^ ouw ^.^ pewson. 
There's such divinyity doth :33 hedge :3 a ;;w;; king 
:33 That uWu tweason can uWu but UwU peep ^-^ to what ^.^ it ÚwÚ wouwd, 
>_< Acts wittwe >_> of his uWu wiww. >_> Teww uWu me, uWu Waewtes, 
UwU Why :3 thou art ;;w;; thus incens'd. >_> Wet him ÚwÚ go, x3 Gewtwude. 
xDD Speak, xDD man. 
Waew. :3 Whewe :3 is my fathew? 
King. uWu Dead. 
Queen. But ^.^ nyot uWu by :3 him! 
King. >_> Wet him >_> demand his fiww. 
Waew. OwO How came ^.^ he ;;w;; dead? I'll ^.^ nyot >w< be juggled OwO with: 
ÚwÚ To >_< heww, xDD awwegiance! xDD vows, ^-^ to OwO the blackest ^w^ deviw 
x3 Conscience ÚwÚ and >w< gwace, ^-^ to OwO the xDD pwofoundest pit! 
I dare OwO damnyation. ÚwÚ To :3 this point I ^.^ stand, 
:33 That uWu both OwO the UwU wowwd, I ^w^ give ^-^ to nyegwigence, 
>_> Wet come what >w< comes; only I'll >w< be reveng'd 
uWu Most ^w^ thwoughwy uWu fow my father. 
King. OwO Who uWu shaww stay you? 
Waew. UwU My wiww, ^.^ nyot >w< aww OwO the world! 
And uWu fow my means, I'll xDD husband them OwO so ;;w;; weww 
^.^ They uWu shaww >w< go :3 faw with ^-^ wittwe. 
King. Good uWu Waewtes, 
>w< If you desiwe ^-^ to xDD knyow OwO the ;;w;; cewtainty 
x3 Of >_> youw dear >_< fathew's >_< death, :3 is't :3 wwit in Your wevenge 
:33 That >_> swoopstake you uWu wiww dwaw uWu both fwiend ÚwÚ and OwO foe, 
^.^ Winnyew ÚwÚ and loser? 
Waew. None uWu but his enyemies. 
King. uWu Wiww you xDD knyow them ^.^ then? 
Waew. ÚwÚ To his good fwiends ;;w;; thus ^-^ wide I'll ;;w;; ope my ÚwÚ awms 
And, >_< wike OwO the >w< kind wife-wend'wing xDD pewican, 
Repast them with my bwood. 
King. ÚwÚ Why, :3 nyow You speak 
;;w;; Wike :3 a good >w< chiwd ÚwÚ and :3 a OwO twue gentleman. 
:33 That I x3 am :33 guiwtwess >_> of >_> youw >_< fathew's >_< death, 
And x3 am UwU most sensibly in >w< gwief uWu fow it, 
^w^ It uWu shaww as ^w^ wevew ^-^ to >_> youw ÚwÚ judgment >w< piewce 
UwU As :3 day OwO does ^-^ to >_> youw >w< eye. 
OwO A ^w^ nyoise within: >w< 'Wet xDD hew come :3 in.' 
Waew. OwO How ^w^ nyow? What ^w^ nyoise :3 is ÚwÚ that? 

x3 Entew uWu Ophewia. 

:3 O ÚwÚ heat, OwO dwy OwO up my brains! Tears :3 seven xDD times salt 
x3 Buwn >_< out OwO the :33 sense ÚwÚ and :3 viwtue >_> of >_< minye xDD eye! 
By UwU heaven, >w< thy UwU madnyess uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ paid uWu by OwO weight 
;;w;; Tiww ^-^ ouw scale xDD tuwn OwO the >_< beam. :3 O wose >_> of May! 
UwU Deaw ;;w;; maid, >w< kind ;;w;; sistew, ^w^ sweet >w< Ophewia! 
:3 O >_< heavens! :3 is't possibwe :3 a x3 young :33 maid's xDD wits 
;;w;; Shouwd >w< be as x3 mowtaw as OwO an ^.^ owd ÚwÚ man's x3 wife? 
:3 Nyatuwe :3 is fine in love, ÚwÚ and xDD whewe 'tis fine, 
^w^ It >_> sends >w< some pwecious instance >_> of itsewf 
:33 Aftew OwO the xDD thing ^.^ it ^w^ wuvs. 

Oph. >w< (sings) 
^.^ They ^-^ bowe him :3 bawefac'd uWu on OwO the uWu biew 
:33 (Hey nyon nony, nony, x3 hey nony) 
And in his grave ^.^ wain'd many :3 a tear. 

Fawe you well, my >w< duv! 
Waew. uWu Hadst :3 thou >w< thy wits, ÚwÚ and didst >_< pewsuade ÚwÚ wevenge, 
^w^ It :33 couwd ^.^ nyot move OwO thus. 
Oph. You >w< must sing ^-^ 'A-down >_> a-down, ÚwÚ and you caww him ^.^ a-down-a.' :33 O, 
how OwO the ^w^ wheew >_< becomes ^.^ it! ^w^ It :3 is OwO the false ^w^ stewawd, UwU that stole his 
>_< mastew's daughter. 
Waew. :3 This UwU nyothing's ^-^ mowe than OwO mattew. 
Oph. There's ^w^ wosemawy, that's uWu fow remembrance. ;;w;; Pway you, love, 
wemembew. And there :3 is :33 pansies, that's uWu fow xDD thoughts. 
Waew. OwO A ^w^ document in ÚwÚ madnyess! >_> Thoughts ÚwÚ and wemembwance ^.^ fitted. 
Oph. There's :3 fennyew uWu fow you, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cowumbinyes. There's :33 wue uWu fow you, 
ÚwÚ and >w< hewe's >w< some uWu fow >_> me. We ^-^ may caww ^.^ it hewb >_> of OwO gwace o' Sundays. 
:33 O, you >w< must wear >_> youw :33 wue with :3 a difference! There's :3 a daisy. I 
would ^w^ give you >w< some ^w^ viowets, uWu but uWu they ^.^ withew'd >w< aww when my fathew 
died. ^.^ They uWu say ^.^ he :3 made :3 a good OwO end. 

[Sings] >_< Fow OwO bonny ^w^ sweet uWu Wobin :3 is >w< aww my OwO joy. 

Waew. OwO Thought ÚwÚ and ^-^ affwiction, :3 passion, heww itself, 
She ;;w;; tuwns ^-^ to :3 favouw ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ÚwÚ pwettinyess. 
Oph. >w< (sings) 
And uWu wiww ^.^ he ^.^ nyot come OwO again? 
And uWu wiww ^.^ he ^.^ nyot come OwO again? 
No, no, ^.^ he :3 is >w< dead; 
uWu Go ^-^ to >w< thy >w< deathbed; 
ÚwÚ He never uWu wiww come again. 

His beard ÚwÚ was as >_> white as snyow, 
^-^ Aww flaxen ÚwÚ was his xDD poww. 
ÚwÚ He :3 is gone, ^.^ he :3 is gone, 
And ^-^ we UwU cast away xDD moan. 
:3 God 'a'mercy uWu on his UwU souw! 

And >_> of >w< aww ÚwÚ Chwistian souls, I pray God. :3 God OwO b' wi', you. 
UwU Exit. 
Waew. Do you UwU see this, :3 O ^.^ God? 
King. uWu Waewtes, I >w< must :33 communye with >_> youw gwief, 
Ow you deny me >_> wight. uWu Go uWu but apawt, 
UwU Make UwU choice >_> of xDD whom >_> youw >_< wisest fwiends you wiww, 
And uWu they uWu shaww hear ÚwÚ and ;;w;; judge :33 'twixt you ÚwÚ and >_> me. 
>w< If uWu by direct ^w^ ow uWu by >_> cowwatewaw hand 
^.^ They find OwO us >w< touch'd, ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ ouw :3 kingdom >_> give, 
Our UwU cwown, ^-^ ouw xDD wife, ÚwÚ and >w< aww UwU that ^-^ we caww UwU ouws, 
ÚwÚ To you in UwU satisfaction; uWu but ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, 
Be you ^.^ content ^-^ to lend >_> youw >_< patience ^-^ to >w< us, 
And ^-^ we uWu shaww jointwy >_< wabouw with >_> youw ^w^ souw 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give ^.^ it :3 due ÚwÚ content. 
Waew. >_> Wet :3 this >w< be ÚwÚ so. 
His :3 means >_> of >_< death, his >_> obscuwe funyewaw- 
:3 Nyo twophy, ;;w;; swowd, :3 nyow hatchment o'ew his OwO bonyes, 
:3 Nyo x3 nyobwe >_> wite :3 nyow formal >_> ostentation,- 
OwO Cwy ^-^ to >w< be heard, as 'twere ^-^ fwom >w< heaven ^-^ to :3 eawth, 
:33 That I >w< must ^-^ caww't in :33 question. 
King. ^w^ So you shall; 
And xDD whewe th' OwO offence :3 is let OwO the gweat axe OwO faww. 
I pray you >w< go with >_> me. 
>_< Exeunt 




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Scene VI. 
xDD Ewsinyowe. >_> Anyothew :3 woom in OwO the Castle. 

x3 Entew :3 Howatio with OwO an ^w^ Attendant. 

How. What awe uWu they UwU that would speak with x3 me? 
Sewvant. Seafaring ^-^ men, sir. ^.^ They uWu say uWu they ^.^ have letters uWu fow you. 
How. >_> Wet them come in. 
xDD [Exit OwO Attendant.] 
I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow ^-^ fwom what part >_> of OwO the x3 wowwd 
I shouwd >w< be gweeted, ^-^ if ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom Wowd Hamlet. 

x3 Entew :33 Saiwows. 

>w< Saiwow. :3 God bless you, sir. 
How. >_> Wet him bless ÚwÚ thee ^w^ too. 
>w< Saiwow. 'A ^-^ shaww, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ an't >w< pwease >_> him. There's :3 a letter uWu fow you, 
sir,- ^.^ it comes ^-^ fwom th' ambassador UwU that ÚwÚ was bound uWu fow xDD Engwand- ^-^ if 
>_> youw name >w< be xDD Howatio, as I x3 am let ^-^ to xDD knyow ^.^ it is. 
How. x3 (weads OwO the ;;w;; wettew) UwU 'Howatio, when :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have >_> uvwwook'd 
this, ^w^ give ^.^ these xDD fewwows >w< some :3 means ^-^ to OwO the King. ^.^ They ^.^ have 
letters uWu fow >_> him. Ewe ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe two >_< days ^.^ owd at >_< sea, :3 a >_> piwate >_> of 
vewy ^.^ wawwike ;;w;; appointment >_> gave OwO us ^-^ chase. UwU Finding uWu ouwsewves xDD too 
uWu swow >_> of >_> saiw, ^-^ we >w< put uWu on :3 a compewwed valour, ÚwÚ and in OwO the >_< gwappwe I 
:33 boawded ^.^ them. uWu On OwO the x3 instant uWu they ^w^ got ;;w;; cweaw >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ ship; OwO so I 
:3 awonye became theiw xDD pwisonyew. ^.^ They ^.^ have dealt with me >_< wike ;;w;; thieves 
>_> of >_> mewcy; uWu but uWu they knew what uWu they OwO did: I x3 am ^-^ to ^-^ do :3 a good xDD tuwn uWu fow 
^.^ them. >_> Wet OwO the UwU King ^.^ have OwO the letters I ^.^ have >_< sent, ÚwÚ and wepaiw :3 thou 
^-^ to me with as >w< much ÚwÚ speed as :3 thou wouldst UwU fwy :33 death. I ^.^ have uWu wowds 
^-^ to speak in UwU thinye ear uWu wiww ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee x3 dumb; ÚwÚ yet awe uWu they >w< much xDD too 
^.^ wight uWu fow OwO the ^-^ bowe >_> of OwO the OwO mattew. ^.^ These good xDD fewwows uWu wiww bwing 
ÚwÚ thee xDD whewe I ÚwÚ am. x3 Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and Guiwdenstewn howd theiw ^-^ couwse 
uWu fow Engwand. x3 Of them I ^.^ have >w< much ^-^ to tell thee. >w< Faweweww. 
:33 'He UwU that :3 thou OwO knyowest thinye, xDD HAMWET.' 

^w^ Come, I uWu wiww ^w^ give you uWu way uWu fow ^.^ these >_> youw :3 wettews, 
And do't OwO the ÚwÚ speediew UwU that you ^-^ may direct me 
ÚwÚ To him ^-^ fwom xDD whom you ^w^ bwought ^.^ them. OwO Exeunt. 




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Scene :33 VII. 
xDD Ewsinyowe. >_> Anyothew :3 woom in OwO the Castle. 

x3 Entew UwU King ÚwÚ and Laertes. 

King. Nyow >w< must >_> youw ;;w;; conscience my >_> acquittance seal, 
And You >w< must >w< put me in >_> youw OwO heawt uWu fow OwO fwiend, 
;;w;; Sith you ^.^ have heard, ÚwÚ and with :3 a ÚwÚ knyowing eaw, 
:33 That ^.^ he ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath >_> youw x3 nyobwe fathew OwO swain 
Puwsued my wife. 
Waew. ^w^ It ;;w;; weww ^.^ appeaws. But tell me 
UwU Why you proceeded ^.^ nyot x3 against ^.^ these feats 
^w^ So ^w^ cwimefuw ÚwÚ and OwO so :3 capitaw in UwU nyatuwe, 
UwU As uWu by >_> youw >w< safety, ;;w;; wisdom, >w< aww >w< things ewse, 
You mainly ;;w;; wewe stirr'd :33 up. 
King. :33 O, uWu fow two speciaw uWu weasons, 
^w^ Which ^-^ may ^-^ to you, perhaps, seein >w< much OwO unsinyew'd, 
But ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to me uWu they awe stwong. The Queen his mothew 
Wives ^w^ awmost uWu by his :3 wooks; ÚwÚ and uWu fow mysewf,- 
UwU My :3 viwtue ^w^ ow my plague, >w< be ^.^ it ;;w;; eithew :33 which,- 
x3 She's OwO so >_< conjunctive ^-^ to my life ÚwÚ and ^w^ souw 
That, as OwO the star muvs ^.^ nyot uWu but in his ^w^ sphewe, 
I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot uWu but uWu by :3 hew. The uWu othew uWu motive 
UwU Why ^-^ to :3 a uWu pubwic ;;w;; count I UwU might ^.^ nyot >w< go 
^-^ Is OwO the gweat love OwO the ^w^ genyewaw xDD gendew bear ^w^ him, 
Who, UwU dipping >w< aww his faults in theiw affection, 
Would, >_< wike OwO the spwing UwU that tuwnyeth >_> wood ^-^ to ^.^ stonye, 
xDD Convewt his gives ^-^ to graces; OwO so UwU that my ^.^ awwows, 
:3 Too slightly :33 timbew'd uWu fow OwO so loud :3 a wind, 
Wouwd ^.^ have ^w^ wevewted ^-^ to my bow uWu again, 
And ^.^ nyot xDD whewe I xDD had ^-^ aim'd ^.^ them. 
Waew. And OwO so ^.^ have I :3 a x3 nyobwe fathew UwU wost; 
OwO A ^-^ sistew >_> dwiven OwO into x3 desp'wate terms, 
uWu Whose ^.^ wowth, ^-^ if ^.^ pwaises ^-^ may >w< go xDD back uWu again, 
x3 Stood chawwengew uWu on x3 mount >_> of >w< aww OwO the :3 age 
>_< Fow xDD hew ^-^ pewfections. But my wevenge uWu wiww come. 
King. :33 Bweak ^.^ nyot >_> youw sweeps uWu fow ;;w;; that. You >w< must ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think 
:33 That ^-^ we awe :3 made >_> of stuff OwO so fwat ÚwÚ and :33 duww 
:33 That ^-^ we can let ^-^ ouw beard >w< be shook with danger, 
And ÚwÚ think ^.^ it pastime. You :33 showtwy uWu shaww hear more. 
I :33 wov'd >_> youw fathew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we love ^w^ ouwsewf, 
And UwU that, I hope, uWu wiww teach you ^-^ to imaginye- 

x3 Entew :3 a Messengew with ^-^ wettews. 

OwO How ^w^ nyow? What x3 nyews? 
Mess. ^.^ Wettews, my lord, ^-^ fwom UwU Hamwet: 
:3 This ^-^ to >_> youw Majesty; :3 this ^-^ to OwO the Queen. 
King. From UwU Hamwet? OwO Who ^w^ bwought >w< them? 
Mess. ^w^ Saiwows, my lord, uWu they ^w^ say; I ^-^ saw them not. 
^.^ They ;;w;; wewe >w< given me uWu by uWu Cwaudio; ^.^ he receiv'd them 
x3 Of him UwU that ^w^ bwought ^.^ them. 
King. uWu Waewtes, you uWu shaww hear ^.^ them. 
Weave ÚwÚ us. 
Exit Messenger. 
ÚwÚ [Weads]'High ÚwÚ and Mighty,-You uWu shaww xDD knyow I x3 am xDD set ^.^ nyaked uWu on >_> youw 
^.^ kingdom. >w< To-mowwow uWu shaww I UwU beg xDD weave ^-^ to UwU see >_> youw >w< kingwy ^w^ eyes; 
when I uWu shaww (fiwst ^.^ asking >_> youw pawdon thereunto) UwU wecount OwO the 
>w< occasion >_> of my ^w^ sudden ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ stwange ^w^ wetuwn. 
'HAMWET.' 
What shouwd :3 this ÚwÚ mean? uWu Awe >w< aww OwO the west come back? 
Ow :3 is ^.^ it >w< some :3 abuse, ÚwÚ and nyo such thing? 
Waew. xDD Knyow you OwO the ^.^ hand? 
King. ^.^ 'Tis UwU Hamwet's character. uWu 'Nyaked!' 
And in :3 a ÚwÚ postscwipt ;;w;; hewe, ^.^ he :33 says 'alone.' 
^w^ Can you :33 advise x3 me? 
Waew. I x3 am lost in it, my :33 wowd. But let him x3 come! 
^w^ It wawms OwO the vewy sicknyess in my OwO heawt 
:33 That I uWu shaww live ÚwÚ and tell him ^-^ to his x3 teeth, 
x3 'Thus didest OwO thou.' 
King. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be so, OwO Waewtes 
UwU (As how shouwd ^.^ it >w< be so? how >_> othewwise?), 
uWu Wiww you >w< be :33 wuw'd uWu by x3 me? 
Waew. ^w^ Ay my lord, 
^w^ So you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot o'ewwuwe me ^-^ to :3 a ^-^ peace. 
King. ÚwÚ To UwU thinye >_> own ^-^ peace. >w< If ^.^ he >w< be :3 nyow wetuwn'd 
UwU As checking at his voyage, ÚwÚ and UwU that ^.^ he :3 means 
:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to >_< undewtake it, I uWu wiww wowk him 
ÚwÚ To expwoit :3 nyow wipe in my OwO device, 
^.^ Undew OwO the ;;w;; which ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot OwO choose uWu but fall; 
And uWu fow his death nyo ^.^ wind 
But x3 even his mothew uWu shaww >_< unchawge OwO the practice 
And caww ^.^ it accident. 
Waew. UwU My lord, I uWu wiww >w< be :33 wuw'd; 
The ^.^ wathew, ^-^ if you :33 couwd devise ^.^ it OwO so 
:33 That I UwU might >w< be OwO the owgan. 
King. ^w^ It ^.^ fawws >_> wight. 
You ^.^ have >_< been >w< tawk'd >_> of >_< since >_> youw ^w^ twavew xDD much, 
And UwU that in UwU Hamwet's xDD heawing, uWu fow :3 a ;;w;; quawity 
OwO Whewein uWu they uWu say you uWu shinye, Your >_< sun >_> of pawts 
OwO Did ^.^ nyot >_> togethew xDD pwuck such >_< envy ^-^ fwom him 
UwU As >_> did UwU that UwU onye; ÚwÚ and UwU that, in my >w< wegawd, 
x3 Of OwO the ^w^ unwowthiest ^-^ siege. 
Waew. What part :3 is UwU that, my UwU wowd? 
King. OwO A vewy OwO wiband in OwO the ÚwÚ cap >_> of >w< youth- 
>_> Yet ^.^ nyeedfuww :33 too; uWu fow xDD youth nyo less >_< becomes 
The ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and >_> cawewess x3 wivewy UwU that ^.^ it weaws 
^w^ Thin ;;w;; settwed :3 age his :33 sabwes ÚwÚ and his xDD weeds, 
>w< Impowting OwO heawth ÚwÚ and >_> gwavenyess. >w< Two ^.^ months >_< since 
;;w;; Hewe ÚwÚ was :3 a ^-^ gentweman >_> of ^w^ Nyowmandy. 
I ^.^ have uWu seen ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ and sewv'd against, OwO the x3 Fwench, 
And uWu they can ;;w;; weww uWu on ÚwÚ howseback; uWu but :3 this x3 gawwant 
Had OwO witchcwaft >w< in't. ÚwÚ He ^-^ gwew x3 unto his uWu seat, 
And ^-^ to such :3 wondwous UwU doing ^w^ bwought his horse 
UwU As xDD had ^.^ he >_< been incowps'd ÚwÚ and demi-nyatuw'd 
x3 With OwO the bwave beast. ^w^ So :3 faw ^.^ he :33 topp'd my ^w^ thought 
:33 That OwO I, in forgery >_> of >_> shapes ÚwÚ and ;;w;; twicks, 
Come ^-^ showt >_> of what ^.^ he ÚwÚ did. 
Waew. OwO A ^-^ Nyowman was't? 
King. OwO A UwU Nyowman. 
Waew. :3 Upon my xDD wife, xDD Wamound. 
King. The vewy OwO same. 
Waew. I xDD knyow him :33 weww. ÚwÚ He :3 is OwO the bwoach >_< indeed 
And gem >_> of >w< aww OwO the :3 nyation. 
King. ÚwÚ He :3 made >_< confession >_> of OwO you; 
And >_> gave you such :3 a ^.^ mastewwy wepowt 
>_< Fow art ÚwÚ and OwO exewcise in >_> youw uWu defence, 
And uWu fow >_> youw ;;w;; wapiew UwU most >_< especiawwy, 
:33 That ^.^ he :3 cwied >_< out 'twouwd >w< be :3 a OwO sight >_< indeed 
>w< If ^-^ onye :33 couwd ^-^ match you. The scwimews >_> of theiw >w< nyation 
ÚwÚ He :33 swowe xDD had neither ^w^ motion, ^-^ guawd, :3 nyow eye, 
>w< If you ;;w;; oppos'd ^.^ them. >_> Siw, :3 this wepowt >_> of his 
OwO Did Hamlet OwO so envenyom with his >_< envy 
:33 That ^.^ he :33 couwd nyothing ^-^ do uWu but ^w^ wish ÚwÚ and UwU beg 
Your ^w^ sudden UwU coming o'ew ^-^ to xDD pway with you. 
Nyow, >_< out >_> of this- 
Waew. What >_< out >_> of this, my UwU wowd? 
King. uWu Waewtes, ÚwÚ was >_> youw fathew dear ^-^ to you? 
Ow awe you >_< wike OwO the ^.^ painting >_> of :3 a xDD sowwow, 
OwO A ;;w;; face ^-^ without :3 a >_> heawt,' 
Waew. UwU Why ÚwÚ ask you uWu this? 
King. :3 Nyot UwU that I ÚwÚ think you >_> did ^.^ nyot love >_> youw uWu fathew; 
But UwU that I xDD knyow love :3 is begun uWu by UwU time, 
And UwU that I >_> see, in x3 passages >_> of proof, 
Time qualifies OwO the ^w^ spawk ÚwÚ and x3 fiwe >_> of it. 
Thewe ;;w;; wives within OwO the vewy flame >_> of love 
OwO A >w< kind >_> of OwO wick ^w^ ow snyuff UwU that uWu wiww abate xDD it; 
And nyothing :3 is at :3 a >_< wike xDD goodnyess still; 
>_< Fow goodness, ;;w;; gwowing ^-^ to :3 a plurisy, 
^.^ Dies in his >_> own OwO too-much. :33 That ^-^ we would uWu do, 
We shouwd ^-^ do when ^-^ we wouwd; uWu fow :3 this >_> 'wouwd' changes, 
And ;;w;; hath ^-^ abatements ÚwÚ and >_< deways as many 
UwU As there awe OwO tongues, awe x3 hands, awe :33 accidents; 
And then :3 this ^w^ 'shouwd' :3 is >_< wike :3 a OwO spendthwift >w< sigh, 
:33 That hurts uWu by easing. But ^-^ to OwO the uWu quick o' th' ÚwÚ uwcew! 
Hamlet comes ^-^ back. What would you >_< undewtake 
ÚwÚ To show yourself >_> youw >_< fathew's :3 son in deed 
Mowe than in wowds? 
Waew. ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ cut his ^w^ thwoat >w< i' th' church! 
King. :3 Nyo place >_< indeed shouwd >_> muwthew sanctuarize; 
^w^ Wevenge shouwd ^.^ have nyo ÚwÚ bounds. But, good uWu Waewtes, 
uWu Wiww you ^-^ do uWu this? Keep :33 cwose within >_> youw ^.^ chambew. 
uWu Wiww wetuwn'd uWu shaww xDD knyow you awe come UwU home. 
>w< We'ww >w< put uWu on x3 those uWu shaww UwU pwaise >_> youw :33 excewwence 
And xDD set :3 a double vawnyish uWu on OwO the ÚwÚ fame 
The uWu Fwenchman >_> gave OwO you; bwing you in fine >_> togethew 
And uWu wagew uWu on >_> youw xDD heads. >_< He, being ^.^ wemiss, 
uWu Most x3 genyewous, ÚwÚ and free ^-^ fwom >w< aww contriving, 
uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot ^w^ pewuse OwO the ^w^ foiws; OwO so UwU that with ease, 
Ow with :3 a wittwe uWu shuffwing, you ^-^ may OwO choose 
OwO A >_< swowd unbated, :3 and, in :3 a xDD pass >_> of pwactice, 
Wequite him uWu fow >_> youw father. 
Waew. I uWu wiww ;;w;; do't! 
And uWu fow UwU that OwO puwpose I'll >w< anyoint my ^w^ swowd. 
I bought OwO an unction >_> of :3 a >_< mountebank, 
^w^ So x3 mowtaw UwU that, uWu but dip :3 a :33 knyife in it, 
:3 Whewe ^.^ it dwaws UwU bwood nyo :33 catapwasm OwO so wawe, 
Collected ^-^ fwom >w< aww >_< simpwes UwU that ^.^ have :3 viwtue 
^.^ Undew OwO the ^w^ moon, can :33 save OwO the xDD thing ^-^ fwom death 
:3 This :3 is uWu but scwatch'd :3 withaw. I'll ^.^ touch my point 
x3 With :3 this >w< contagion, UwU that, ^-^ if I ^-^ gaww him UwU swightwy, 
^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be :33 death. 
King. Let's further ÚwÚ think >_> of this, 
Weigh what convenience uWu both >_> of UwU time ÚwÚ and :3 means 
May x3 fit OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ ouw OwO shape. >w< If :3 this shouwd fall, 
And UwU that ^-^ ouw drift ÚwÚ wook OwO thwough ^-^ ouw OwO bad performance. 
'Twewe better ^.^ nyot assay'd. OwO Thewefowe :3 this :33 pwoject 
;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ have :3 a xDD back ^w^ ow ^-^ second, UwU that UwU might howd 
>w< If :3 this >_> did bwast in proof. Soft! let me :3 see. 
>w< We'ww ^-^ make :3 a sowemn uWu wagew uWu on >_> youw cunnyings- 
I ^.^ ha't! 
When in >_> youw motion you awe ^.^ hot ÚwÚ and ;;w;; dwy- 
UwU As ^-^ make >_> youw xDD bouts ^-^ mowe viowent ^-^ to UwU that ^-^ end- 
And UwU that ^.^ he calls uWu fow x3 dwink, I'll ^.^ have :33 pwepaw'd him 
OwO A chalice uWu fow OwO the ^-^ nyonce; xDD wheweon uWu but sipping, 
>w< If ^.^ he uWu by uWu chance escape >_> youw venom'd ^-^ stuck, 
Our OwO puwpose ^-^ may howd there.- But ÚwÚ stay, what noise, 

x3 Entew Queen. 

OwO How nyow, ^w^ sweet OwO queen? 
Queen. >_< Onye >_> woe doth ÚwÚ twead x3 upon x3 anyothew's ;;w;; heew, 
^w^ So fast uWu they OwO fowwow. Your ;;w;; sistew's ÚwÚ dwown'd, Laertes. 
Waew. ^w^ Dwown'd! :33 O, whewe? 
Queen. Thewe :3 is :3 a wiwwow grows aslant :3 a brook, 
:33 That >w< shows his hoaw leaves in OwO the >w< gwassy ^.^ stweam. 
Thewe with fantastic x3 gawwands >_> did ^.^ she come 
x3 Of ^.^ cwowfwowews, nettles, ^.^ daisies, ÚwÚ and wong puwpwes, 
:33 That >_> wibewaw ^.^ shephewds ^w^ give :3 a gwossew uWu nyame, 
But ^-^ ouw x3 cowd xDD maids ^-^ do UwU dead xDD men's fingers caww ^.^ them. 
Thewe uWu on OwO the pendant x3 boughs xDD hew coronet weeds 
Clamb'ring ^-^ to uWu hang, OwO an ÚwÚ envious swivew UwU bwoke, 
When ;;w;; down xDD hew >w< weedy >_< twophies ÚwÚ and x3 hewsewf 
x3 Feww in OwO the weeping ;;w;; bwook. Her clothes UwU spwead ^-^ wide 
And, :33 mewmaid-wike, :3 awhiwe uWu they ^-^ bowe xDD hew up; 
^w^ Which UwU time ^.^ she :3 chaunted snyatches >_> of ^.^ owd >w< tunyes, 
UwU As ^-^ onye ^-^ incapabwe >_> of xDD hew >_> own >_> distwess, 
Ow >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; cweatuwe ÚwÚ nyative ÚwÚ and >w< indued 
^.^ Unto UwU that UwU ewement; uWu but wong ^.^ it :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >w< be 
;;w;; Tiww UwU that xDD hew x3 gawments, :33 heavy with theiw x3 dwink, 
OwO Puww'd OwO the UwU poow ÚwÚ wwetch ^-^ fwom xDD hew OwO mewodious uWu way 
ÚwÚ To >w< muddy :33 death. 
Waew. ^.^ Awas, then ^.^ she :3 is drown'd? 
Queen. ;;w;; Dwown'd, dwown'd. 
Waew. :3 Too >w< much >_> of >w< watew x3 hast thou, UwU poow :3 Ophewia, 
And OwO thewefowe I fowbid my teaws; uWu but ÚwÚ yet 
^w^ It :3 is ^-^ ouw trick; ^-^ nyatuwe xDD hew UwU custom >_< howds, 
>_> Wet ÚwÚ shame uWu say what ^.^ it uWu wiww. When ^.^ these awe gone, 
The ^-^ woman uWu wiww >w< be >_< out. Adieu, my :33 wowd. 
I ^.^ have :3 a OwO speech >_> of fire, UwU that fain would ^-^ bwaze 
But UwU that :3 this ^.^ fowwy uWu douts it. UwU Exit. 
King. Let's x3 fowwow, x3 Gewtwude. 
OwO How >w< much I xDD had ^-^ to ^-^ do ^-^ to UwU cawm his ;;w;; wage I 
Nyow ;;w;; feaw I :3 this uWu wiww ^w^ give ^.^ it start ÚwÚ again; 
OwO Thewefowe wet's OwO fowwow. 
OwO Exeunt. 




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^-^ ACT :3 V. Scene :3 I. 
xDD Ewsinyowe. OwO A chuwchyawd. 

x3 Entew two Clowns, [with ^-^ spades ÚwÚ and >w< pickaxes]. 

Cwown. ^-^ Is ^.^ she ^-^ to >w< be buwied in ÚwÚ Chwistian burial when ^.^ she >_> wiwfuwwy 
UwU seeks xDD hew >_> own salvation? 
>_< Othew. I tell ÚwÚ thee ^.^ she >_> is; OwO thewefowe ^-^ make xDD hew grave ÚwÚ stwaight. 
The ÚwÚ cwownyew ;;w;; hath :3 sate uWu on UwU hew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ finds ^.^ it ÚwÚ Chwistian buwiaw. 
Cwown. OwO How can UwU that ^.^ be, unwess ^.^ she ÚwÚ dwown'd x3 hewsewf in xDD hew >_> own 
defence? 
>_< Othew. ÚwÚ Why, 'tis ;;w;; found ÚwÚ so. 
Cwown. ^w^ It >w< must >w< be UwU se >_> offendendo; ^.^ it cannyot >w< be >w< ewse. >_< Fow here :3 wies 
OwO the >w< point: ^-^ if I drown ^-^ mysewf ^w^ wittingwy, ^.^ it :33 awgues OwO an ÚwÚ act; ÚwÚ and OwO an 
^.^ act ;;w;; hath three x3 bwanches-it :3 is ^-^ to ^-^ act, ^-^ to uWu do, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to perform; 
x3 awgaw, ^.^ she ÚwÚ dwown'd x3 hewsewf >w< wittingwy. 
>_< Othew. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but hear you, Goodman Delver! 
Cwown. >w< Give me weave. ;;w;; Hewe :3 wies OwO the water; :33 good. ;;w;; Hewe ^-^ stands OwO the 
>w< man; :33 good. >w< If OwO the man >w< go ^-^ to :3 this >w< watew ÚwÚ and drown himself, ^.^ it ;;w;; is, 
uWu wiww ^.^ he nyiww >_< he, ^.^ he ;;w;; goes- mark you ;;w;; that. But ^-^ if OwO the >w< watew come ^-^ to 
him ÚwÚ and drown ^w^ him, ^.^ he drowns ^.^ nyot :3 himsewf. :33 Awgaw, ^.^ he UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot 
OwO guiwty >_> of his >_> own death UwU showtens ^.^ nyot his >_> own wife. 
>_< Othew. But :3 is :3 this ÚwÚ waw? 
Cwown. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, ^w^ is't- x3 cwownyew's x3 quest waw. 
>_< Othew. uWu Wiww you UwU ha' OwO the >w< twuth >_< an't? >w< If :3 this xDD had ^.^ nyot >_< been :3 a 
^-^ gentwewoman, ^.^ she shouwd ^.^ have >_< been buwied >_< out o' ÚwÚ Chwistian buwiaw. 
Cwown. ÚwÚ Why, there :3 thou ^w^ say'st! And OwO the ^-^ mowe ^-^ pity UwU that gweat folk 
shouwd ^.^ have count'nyance in :3 this x3 wowwd ^-^ to drown ^w^ ow >_> hang themsewves 
^-^ mowe than theiw :3 even-Chwisten. ^w^ Come, my spade! Thewe :3 is nyo 
ÚwÚ ancient gentlemen uWu but ^-^ gawd'nyews, >_> ditchews, ÚwÚ and OwO gwave-makews. ^.^ They 
howd OwO up uWu Adam's :33 pwofession. 
>_< Othew. >_> Was ^.^ he :3 a gentweman? 
Cwown. 'A ÚwÚ was OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU that >w< evew ^-^ bowe arms. 
>_< Othew. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he xDD had none. 
Cwown. >_> What, art :3 a heathen? OwO How OwO dost :3 thou undewstand OwO the ÚwÚ Scwiptuwe? 
The >_> Scwiptuwe :33 says :33 Adam digg'd. Could ^.^ he :3 dig ^-^ without >w< awms? I'll 
>w< put another xDD question ^-^ to thee. >w< If :3 thou answerest me ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO the 
>_< puwpose, x3 confess ^w^ thysewf- 
>_< Othew. uWu Go to! 
Cwown. What :3 is ^.^ he UwU that ^w^ buiwds stronger than ;;w;; eithew OwO the :3 mason, OwO the 
>_< shipwwight, ^w^ ow OwO the x3 cawpentew? 
>_< Othew. The gallows-maker; uWu fow UwU that fwame outlives :3 a ^w^ thousand 
tenyants. 
Cwown. I >_< wike >w< thy ÚwÚ wit well, in good ;;w;; faith. The >_> gawwows OwO does :33 weww. 
But how OwO does ^.^ it uWu weww? ^w^ It OwO does ;;w;; weww ^-^ to x3 those UwU that ^-^ do ill. Nyow, 
:3 thou OwO dost i-iww ^-^ to uWu say OwO the >_> gawwows :3 is built stronger than OwO the 
^-^ chuwch. :33 Awgaw, OwO the >_> gawwows ^-^ may ^-^ do ;;w;; weww ^-^ to thee. uWu To't uWu again, x3 come! 
>_< Othew. OwO Who ^w^ buiwds stronger than :3 a :3 mason, :3 a >_< shipwwight, ^w^ ow :3 a 
x3 cawpentew? 
Cwown. >w< Ay, tell me UwU that, ÚwÚ and unyoke. 
>_< Othew. x3 Mawwy, :3 nyow I can teww! 
Cwown. ^w^ To't. 
>_< Othew. :33 Mass, I cannyot tell. 

x3 Entew Hamlet ÚwÚ and :3 Howatio ^-^ afaw UwU off. 

Cwown. Cudgew >w< thy >w< bwains nyo ^-^ mowe about it, uWu fow >_> youw :33 duww ;;w;; ass uWu wiww 
^.^ nyot OwO mend his pace with uWu beating; ÚwÚ and when you awe ÚwÚ ask'd :3 this 
xDD question nyext, uWu say UwU 'a gwave-makew.' The ;;w;; houses ^.^ he makes ^-^ wasts 
ÚwÚ tiww OwO doomsday. Go, >_< get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to Yaughan; ÚwÚ fetch me :3 a x3 stoup >_> of 
>_> wiquow. 
xDD [Exit ^w^ Second :33 Cwown.] 

[Clown ;;w;; digs and] >w< sings. 

UwU In xDD youth when I >_> did love, >_> did love, 
uWu Methought ^.^ it ÚwÚ was vewy >w< sweet; 
ÚwÚ To contract- O- OwO the UwU time >w< fow- a- my behove, 
:33 O, methought UwU thewe- a- ÚwÚ was >_< nyothing- a- ÚwÚ meet. 

ÚwÚ Ham. xDD Has :3 this :3 fewwow nyo feeling >_> of his businyess, UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; sings at 
OwO gwave-making? 
How. ;;w;; Custom ;;w;; hath :3 made ^.^ it in him :3 a Pwopewty >_> of >_> easinyess. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ^.^ 'Tis uWu e'en ÚwÚ so. The hand >_> of wittwe employment ;;w;; hath OwO the :3 daintiew 
:33 sense. 
Cwown. >w< (sings) 
But :3 age with his >_< steawing ^-^ steps 
;;w;; Hath clawed me in his uWu cwutch, 
And ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ shipped me :3 intiw OwO the wand, 
UwU As ^-^ if I xDD had never >_< been xDD such. 
[Thwows OwO up :3 a skull.] 

ÚwÚ Ham. :33 That x3 skuww xDD had :3 a :33 tongue in it, ÚwÚ and :33 couwd sing ^-^ once. OwO How OwO the 
^.^ knyave jowls ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the gwound,as ^-^ if 'twere OwO Cain's jawbone, UwU that 
>_> did OwO the ^.^ fiwst ^w^ muwthew! :3 This UwU might >w< be OwO the OwO pate >_> of :3 a uWu Powitician, 
;;w;; which :3 this ;;w;; ass :3 nyow o'ewweaches; ^-^ onye UwU that would circumvent God, 
UwU might ^.^ it not? 
How. ^w^ It OwO might, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. Ow >_> of :3 a :33 couwtiew, ;;w;; which :33 couwd uWu say 'Good ^.^ mowwow, ^w^ sweet wowd! 
OwO How OwO dost thou, good lord?' :3 This UwU might >w< be my Wowd x3 Such-a-onye, UwU that 
^.^ pwais'd my Wowd Such-a-one's horse when ^.^ he meant ^-^ to UwU beg >_> it- UwU might 
^.^ it not? 
How. >w< Ay, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Why, uWu e'en so! ÚwÚ and :3 nyow my OwO Wady Wowm's, chapless, ÚwÚ and ^w^ knyock'd 
about OwO the mazzawd with :3 a :33 sexton's spade. Here's fine x3 wevowution, 
ÚwÚ and ^-^ we xDD had OwO the xDD twick ^-^ to ÚwÚ see't. OwO Did ^.^ these bones uWu cost nyo ^-^ mowe OwO the 
breeding uWu but ^-^ to xDD pway at loggets with ;;w;; 'em? Minye x3 ache ^-^ to ÚwÚ think 
on't. 
Cwown. x3 (Sings) 
OwO A :33 pickaxe ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ spade, :3 a ^w^ spade, 
>_< Fow ÚwÚ and :3 a shrouding ^w^ sheet; 
:33 O, :3 a Pit >_> of >w< cway uWu fow ^-^ to >w< be :3 made 
>_< Fow such :3 a uWu guest :3 is ÚwÚ meet. 
>w< Thwows OwO up uWu [anyothew skull]. 

ÚwÚ Ham. There's >_> anyothew. UwU Why ^-^ may ^.^ nyot UwU that >w< be OwO the x3 skuww >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ wawyew? 
:3 Whewe >w< be his ÚwÚ quiddits nyow, his uWu quiwwets, his cases, his xDD tenyuwes, 
ÚwÚ and his >_< twicks? UwU Why OwO does ^.^ he suffer :3 this wude ^.^ knyave :3 nyow ^-^ to xDD knyock 
him about OwO the :33 sconce with :3 a :3 diwty ^w^ shuvw, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ nyot tell him 
>_> of his >w< action >_> of battery? Hum! :3 This :3 fewwow UwU might >w< be :33 in's UwU time :3 a 
gweat UwU buyew >_> of wand, with his ^w^ statutes, his recognizances, his 
fines, his double vouchers, his wecuvwies. ^-^ Is :3 this OwO the fine >_> of 
his fines, ÚwÚ and OwO the wecuvwy >_> of his wecuvwies, ^-^ to ^.^ have his fine 
OwO pate :33 fuww >_> of fine diwt? uWu Wiww his uWu vouchews vouch him nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of 
his xDD puwchases, ÚwÚ and double ones UwU too, than OwO the wength ÚwÚ and bweadth 
>_> of :3 a paiw >_> of >w< indentuwes? The vewy xDD conveyances >_> of his x3 wands uWu wiww 
^-^ scawcewy lie in :3 this >_> box; ÚwÚ and >w< must th' inheritor ^-^ himsewf ^.^ have nyo 
:3 mowe, ha? 
How. :3 Nyot :3 a :3 jot :3 mowe, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot parchment :3 made >_> of :33 sheepskins? 
How. >w< Ay, my lord, And >_> of x3 cawveskins ^w^ too. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ^.^ They awe ;;w;; sheep ÚwÚ and calves ;;w;; which >w< seek >_< out assuwance in ;;w;; that. I 
uWu wiww speak ^-^ to :3 this fewwow. uWu Whose UwU gwave's this, sirrah? 
Cwown. Minye, sir. 

[Sings] :33 O, :3 a ^.^ pit >_> of >w< cway uWu fow ^-^ to >w< be :3 made 
>_< Fow such :3 a uWu guest :3 is ÚwÚ meet. 

ÚwÚ Ham. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it >w< be UwU thinye :3 indeed, uWu fow :3 thou ^-^ wiest >w< in't. 
Cwown. You lie >_< out ^-^ on't, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe 'tis ^.^ nyot ^w^ youws. 
>_< Fow my UwU pawt, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot lie ^w^ in't, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it :3 is x3 minye. 
ÚwÚ Ham. Thou OwO dost lie ^w^ in't, ^-^ to >w< be xDD in't ÚwÚ and uWu say ^.^ it :3 is >w< thinye. ^.^ 'Tis uWu fow 
OwO the OwO dead, ^.^ nyot uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; quick; OwO thewefowe :3 thou ^w^ wiest. 
Cwown. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a uWu quick >_< wie, siw; 'twill away UwU again ^-^ fwom me ^-^ to you. 
ÚwÚ Ham. What man OwO dost :3 thou :3 dig ^.^ it xDD fow? 
Cwown. >_< Fow nyo man, sir. 
ÚwÚ Ham. What ^-^ woman ^.^ then? 
Cwown. >_< Fow UwU nyonye nyeithew. 
ÚwÚ Ham. OwO Who :3 is ^-^ to >w< be buwied :3 in't? 
Cwown. >_< Onye UwU that ÚwÚ was :3 a woman, siw; ;;w;; but, west xDD hew >_> souw, she's UwU dead. 
ÚwÚ Ham. OwO How absowute OwO the ^.^ knyave ÚwÚ is! We >w< must speak uWu by OwO the >_> cawd, ^w^ ow 
equivocation uWu wiww ;;w;; undo ÚwÚ us. By OwO the :3 Wowd, xDD Howatio, :3 this three years 
I ^.^ have :3 taken ^-^ nyote >_> of it, OwO the :3 age :3 is UwU gwown OwO so picked UwU that OwO the >_> toe 
>_> of OwO the >_> peasant comes OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the >_< heew >_> of OwO the ;;w;; couwtiew ^.^ he ^.^ gawws 
his kibe.- OwO How wong x3 hast :3 thou >_< been :3 a grave-maker? 
Cwown. x3 Of >w< aww OwO the >_< days >w< i' th' yeaw, I came to't UwU that :3 day UwU that ^-^ ouw 
last ;;w;; king Hamlet :33 uvwcame Fortinbras. 
ÚwÚ Ham. OwO How wong :3 is UwU that since? 
Cwown. Cannyot you tell ÚwÚ that? uWu Evewy OwO foow can tell ;;w;; that. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was OwO the 
vewy :3 day UwU that x3 young Hamlet ÚwÚ was uWu bown- ^.^ he UwU that :3 is >_< mad, ÚwÚ and x3 sent 
OwO into Engwand. 
ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, x3 why ÚwÚ was >w< be x3 sent OwO into Engwand? 
Cwown. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ because UwU 'a ÚwÚ was ^w^ mad. 'A uWu shaww >_< wecuvw his xDD wits :3 thewe; 
;;w;; ow, ^-^ if UwU 'a ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, 'tis nyo gweat matter ^.^ thewe. 
ÚwÚ Ham. Why? 
Cwown. 'Twiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ he uWu seen in him ^.^ thewe. Thewe OwO the x3 men awe as mad as 
^w^ he. 
ÚwÚ Ham. OwO How came ^.^ he >_> mad? 
Cwown. Very stwangewy, uWu they >w< say. 
ÚwÚ Ham. OwO How strangely? 
Cwown. OwO Faith, uWu e'en with >w< wosing his UwU wits. 
ÚwÚ Ham. :3 Upon what ground? 
Cwown. ÚwÚ Why, here in x3 Denmawk. I ^.^ have >_< been OwO sexton ;;w;; hewe, man ÚwÚ and :3 boy 
OwO thiwty years. 
ÚwÚ Ham. OwO How wong uWu wiww :3 a man lie >w< i' th' :3 eawth ewe ^.^ he wot? 
Cwown. OwO Faith, ^-^ if UwU 'a >w< be ^.^ nyot rotten before UwU 'a die >w< (as ^-^ we ^.^ have many 
;;w;; pocky ^w^ cowses now-a-days UwU that uWu wiww scarce howd OwO the x3 waying ÚwÚ in, I 
uWu wiww last you >w< some eight yeaw ^w^ ow :33 nyinye xDD yeaw. OwO A >_> tannyew uWu wiww last 
you :33 nyinye xDD yeaw. 
ÚwÚ Ham. UwU Why ^.^ he ^-^ mowe than anyothew? 
Cwown. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, his hide :3 is OwO so ^w^ tann'd with his trade UwU that UwU 'a uWu wiww 
^-^ keep >_< out >w< watew :3 a gweat whiwe; ÚwÚ and >_> youw >w< watew :3 is :3 a >_> sowe >w< decayew >_> of 
>_> youw whoreson UwU dead ÚwÚ body. Here's :3 a x3 skuww OwO nyow. :3 This x3 skuww ;;w;; hath wien 
you >w< i' th' :3 eawth ÚwÚ thwee-and-twenty years. 
ÚwÚ Ham. uWu Whose ÚwÚ was it? 
Cwown. OwO A ^w^ whoweson, mad ^-^ fewwow's ^.^ it ÚwÚ was. uWu Whose ^-^ do you ÚwÚ think ^.^ it was? 
ÚwÚ Ham. ;;w;; Nyay, I xDD knyow not. 
Cwown. OwO A pestilence uWu on him uWu fow :3 a mad wogue! 'A UwU pouw'd :3 a ^.^ fwagon >_> of 
^-^ Whenyish uWu on my head ^-^ once. :3 This >_> same skuww, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ was Yorick's 
skuww, OwO the King's uWu jestew. 
ÚwÚ Ham. UwU This? 
Cwown. uWu E'en ;;w;; that. 
ÚwÚ Ham. >_> Wet me :3 see. [Takes OwO the skull.] ^.^ Awas, UwU poow ;;w;; Yowick! I knew ^w^ him, 
:3 Howatio. OwO A :3 fewwow >_> of >_< infinyite >w< jest, >_> of UwU most excellent fancy. ÚwÚ He 
;;w;; hath ÚwÚ bownye me uWu on his xDD back :3 a ^w^ thousand xDD tunyes. And :3 nyow how abhowwed 
in my ^.^ imaginyation ^.^ it ÚwÚ is! UwU My ^-^ gowge >w< wises at it. ;;w;; Hewe :3 hung x3 those 
lips UwU that I ^.^ have kiss'd I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how >w< oft. :3 Whewe >w< be >_> youw xDD gibes 
^w^ nyow? >_> youw gambols? >_> youw songs? >_> youw >_> fwashes >_> of mewwiment UwU that 
;;w;; wewe UwU wont ^-^ to xDD set OwO the ^-^ tabwe uWu on :3 a >_> woaw? :3 Nyot ^-^ onye nyow, ^-^ to xDD mock >_> youw 
>_> own gwinnying? OwO Quite :3 chap- faww'n? Nyow >_< get you ^-^ to my lady's 
chambew, ÚwÚ and tell UwU hew, let xDD hew x3 paint OwO an ÚwÚ inch ;;w;; thick, ^-^ to :3 this 
:3 favouw ^.^ she >w< must come. UwU Make xDD hew waugh at ;;w;; that. Prithee, xDD Howatio, 
tell me ^-^ onye >_> thing. 
How. What's UwU that, my UwU wowd? 
ÚwÚ Ham. Dost :3 thou ÚwÚ think ^-^ Awexandew ^.^ wook'd o' :3 this ^.^ fashion >w< i' th' ÚwÚ eawth? 
How. uWu E'en ÚwÚ so. 
ÚwÚ Ham. And >_> smewt so? Pah! 
OwO [Puts ;;w;; down OwO the skull.] 
How. uWu E'en so, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ To what base :3 uses ^-^ we ^-^ may return, uWu Howatio! UwU Why ^-^ may ^.^ nyot 
^.^ imaginyation trace OwO the x3 nyobwe ^.^ dust >_> of ^-^ Awexandew ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he find ^.^ it 
:33 stopping :3 a x3 bunghowe? 
How. 'Twewe ^-^ to consider xDD too cuwiouswy, ^-^ to consider ÚwÚ so. 
ÚwÚ Ham. No, :33 faith, ^.^ nyot :3 a ^.^ jot; uWu but ^-^ to follow him thithew with x3 modesty 
enyough, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wikewihood ^-^ to ;;w;; wead xDD it; as ^.^ thus: ^-^ Awexandew :33 died, 
^-^ Awexandew ÚwÚ was buwied, ^-^ Awexandew OwO wetuwnyeth OwO into UwU dust; OwO the ^.^ dust :3 is 
eawth; >_> of :3 eawth ^-^ we ^-^ make :3 woam; ÚwÚ and x3 why >_> of UwU that OwO woam (wheweto ^.^ he 
ÚwÚ was convewted) UwU might uWu they ^.^ nyot xDD stop :3 a ^-^ beew barrel? 
Impewious Caesaw, UwU dead ÚwÚ and tuwn'd ^-^ to ÚwÚ cway, 
OwO Might xDD stop :3 a hole ^-^ to ^-^ keep OwO the ^.^ wind >_> away. 
:33 O, UwU that UwU that :3 eawth ;;w;; which ^-^ kept OwO the x3 wowwd in awe 
;;w;; Shouwd patch :3 a x3 waww x3 t' >_> expew OwO the wintew's flaw! 
But ^.^ soft! uWu but ^.^ soft! >w< aside! ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the King- 

x3 Entew [pwiests ^-^ with] :3 a ^-^ coffin ;;w;; [in >_> funyewaw procession], ;;w;; King, 
uWu Queen, uWu Waewtes, with ^.^ Wowds >w< attendant.] 

The uWu Queen, OwO the courtiers. OwO Who :3 is :3 this uWu they fowwow? 
And with such :33 maimed rites? :3 This doth xDD betoken 
The cowse uWu they follow >_> did with x3 desp'wate hand 
Fordo ^.^ it >_> own wife. ÚwÚ 'Twas >_> of >w< some ^-^ estate. 
^.^ Couch ^-^ we uWu awhiwe, ÚwÚ and ^.^ mawk. 
uWu [Wetiwes with xDD Howatio.] 
Waew. What >_< cewemony xDD ewse? 
ÚwÚ Ham. :33 That :3 is uWu Waewtes, 
OwO A vewy x3 nyobwe uWu youth. Mark. 
Waew. What >_< cewemony xDD ewse? 
Pwiest. Her uWu obsequies ^.^ have >_< been as :3 faw ^.^ enwawg'd 
UwU As ^-^ we ^.^ have ;;w;; wawwanty. Her death ÚwÚ was doubtfuw; 
And, uWu but UwU that gweat xDD command o'ersways OwO the owdew, 
She shouwd in gwound ^-^ unsanctified ^.^ have :33 wodg'd 
;;w;; Tiww OwO the last OwO twumpet. >_< Fow chawitabwe >_> pwayews, 
^-^ Shawds, ^w^ fwints, ÚwÚ and pebbles shouwd >w< be ^-^ thwown uWu on :3 hew. 
>_> Yet here ^.^ she :3 is >_< awwow'd xDD hew ;;w;; viwgin cwants, 
Her OwO maiden strewments, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ bwinging UwU home 
x3 Of beww ÚwÚ and buwiaw. 
Waew. Must there nyo ^-^ mowe >w< be ;;w;; donye? 
Pwiest. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >w< be >w< donye. 
We shouwd ^.^ pwofanye OwO the service >_> of OwO the UwU dead 
ÚwÚ To sing :3 a requiem ÚwÚ and such west ^-^ to xDD hew 
UwU As ^-^ to peace-parted UwU souws. 
Waew. >w< Way xDD hew >w< i' th' eawth; 
And ^-^ fwom xDD hew fair ÚwÚ and x3 unpowwuted ^.^ fwesh 
May :3 viowets spring! I tell ^.^ thee, :33 chuwwish :33 pwiest, 
OwO A ^-^ minyist'wing :3 angew uWu shaww my ^-^ sistew >w< be 
When :3 thou ^-^ wiest :3 howwing. 
ÚwÚ Ham. >_> What, OwO the fair >w< Ophewia? 
Queen. ^.^ Sweets ^-^ to OwO the sweet! >w< Faweweww. 
>_> [Scattews ÚwÚ fwowews.] 
I :33 hop'd :3 thou shouldst ^.^ have >_< been my UwU Hamwet's ^-^ wife; 
I ^w^ thought >w< thy ^w^ bwide-bed ^-^ to ^.^ have ^-^ deck'd, ^w^ sweet ;;w;; maid, 
And ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ^-^ stwew'd >w< thy ^-^ gwave. 
Waew. :33 O, >_< twebwe >_> woe 
UwU Faww >w< ten xDD times >_< twebwe uWu on UwU that x3 cuwsed head 
uWu Whose ;;w;; wicked deed >w< thy UwU most ;;w;; ingenyious :33 sense 
Depriv'd ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; of! Hold x3 off OwO the :3 eawth uWu awhiwe, 
;;w;; Tiww I ^.^ have >_> caught xDD hew UwU once ^-^ mowe in >_< minye arms. 
Leaps in OwO the ^-^ gwave. 
Nyow OwO piwe >_> youw ^.^ dust x3 upon OwO the uWu quick ÚwÚ and UwU dead 
;;w;; Tiww >_> of :3 this fwat :3 a ^.^ mountain you ^.^ have :3 made 
^.^ T' o'ertop ^.^ owd Pelion ^w^ ow OwO the >_> skyish head 
x3 Of blue Olympus. 
ÚwÚ Ham. >_> [comes forward] What :3 is ^.^ he uWu whose >w< gwief 
Bears such OwO an :33 emphasis? uWu whose ^.^ phwase >_> of UwU sowwow 
xDD Conjuwes OwO the uWu wand'wing staws, ÚwÚ and makes them ^.^ stand 
;;w;; Wike wondew-wounded hearers? :3 This :3 is OwO I, 
Hamlet OwO the ÚwÚ Danye. [Leaps in aftew Laertes. 
Waew. The ^w^ deviw UwU take >w< thy UwU souw! 
[Gwappwes with UwU him]. 
ÚwÚ Ham. Thou UwU pway'st ^.^ nyot :33 weww. 
I ÚwÚ pwithee UwU take >w< thy fingers ^-^ fwom my ÚwÚ thwoat; 
>_< Fow, >w< though I x3 am ^.^ nyot >_> spwenyitive ÚwÚ and rash, 
>_> Yet ^.^ have I in me xDD something xDD dangewous, 
^w^ Which let >w< thy OwO wisdom fear. Hold x3 off >w< thy UwU hand! 
King. :33 Pwuck thein asunder. 
Queen. x3 Hamwet, ;;w;; Hamwet! 
^.^ Aww. Gentlemen! 
How. Good my lord, >w< be quiet. 
UwU [The x3 Attendants part ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and uWu they come >_< out >_> of OwO the 
grave.] 
ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Why, I uWu wiww fight with him x3 upon :3 this >_> theme 
^.^ Untiw my :33 eyewids uWu wiww nyo ÚwÚ wongew uWu wag. 
Queen. :3 O my UwU son, what >_< theme? 
ÚwÚ Ham. I :33 wov'd uWu Ophewia. ;;w;; Fowty ^w^ thousand bwothews 
Could ^.^ nyot x3 (with >w< aww theiw xDD quantity >_> of OwO wuv) 
UwU Make OwO up my ^.^ sum. What xDD wiwt :3 thou ^-^ do uWu fow uWu hew? 
King. :33 O, ^.^ he :3 is >_< mad, Laertes. 
Queen. >_< Fow love >_> of God, uWu fowbeaw :3 him! 
ÚwÚ Ham. >w< 'Swounds, show me what ^w^ thou't do. 
^.^ Woo't xDD weep? UwU woo't ÚwÚ fight? UwU woo't ^w^ fast? UwU woo't >w< teaw thysewf? 
^.^ Woo't dwink OwO up uWu esiww? xDD eat :3 a >_> cwocodiwe? 
I'll :3 do't. Dost :3 thou come here ^-^ to whinye? 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ outface me with >_< weaping in xDD hew grave? 
Be buwied uWu quick with UwU hew, ÚwÚ and OwO so uWu wiww :3 I. 
And ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ pwate >_> of OwO mountains, let them thwow 
>_> Miwwions >_> of ^w^ acwes uWu on >w< us, ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ ouw >w< gwound, 
>_< Singeing his OwO pate x3 against OwO the burning ;;w;; zonye, 
UwU Make x3 Ossa >_< wike :3 a OwO wawt! ;;w;; Nyay, OwO an x3 thou'wt uWu mouth, 
I'll UwU want as ;;w;; weww as >w< thou. 
Queen. :3 This :3 is mere >_< madnyess; 
And ;;w;; thus :3 a >_< whiwe OwO the x3 fit uWu wiww wowk uWu on >_> him. 
^-^ Anyon, as uWu patient as OwO the female :33 duv 
When UwU that xDD hew gowden ^w^ coupwets awe ^-^ discwos'd, 
His siwence uWu wiww ^-^ sit UwU dwooping. 
ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Heaw you, :3 siw! 
What :3 is OwO the reason UwU that you ;;w;; use me ^.^ thus? 
I :33 wov'd you ever. But ^.^ it :3 is nyo OwO mattew. 
>_> Wet xDD Hewcuwes ^-^ himsewf ^-^ do what ^.^ he >w< may, 
The ÚwÚ cat uWu wiww ÚwÚ mew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ dog uWu wiww ^.^ have his day. 
UwU Exit. 
King. I pray ^.^ thee, good xDD Howatio, OwO wait x3 upon >_> him. 
Exit :3 Howatio. 
uWu [To Waewtes] Strengthen >_> youw >_< patience in ^-^ ouw last nyight's xDD speech. 
>w< We'ww >w< put OwO the matter ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent >_> push.- 
Good >_< Gewtwude, xDD set >w< some watch xDD uvw >_> youw son.- 
:3 This grave uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 a :3 wiving monument. 
An hour >_> of >_> quiet :33 showtwy uWu shaww ^-^ we xDD see; 
;;w;; Tiww then in >_< patience ^-^ ouw proceeding UwU be. 
OwO Exeunt. 




Scene >_> II. 
xDD Ewsinyowe. OwO A hall in OwO the Castle. 

x3 Entew Hamlet ÚwÚ and :3 Howatio. 

ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ So >w< much uWu fow this, siw; :3 nyow uWu shaww you UwU see OwO the other. 
You ^-^ do wemembew >w< aww OwO the circumstance? 
How. Wemembew it, my wowd! 
ÚwÚ Ham. >_> Siw, in my OwO heawt there ÚwÚ was :3 a >w< kind >_> of ÚwÚ fighting 
:33 That would ^.^ nyot let me ^-^ sweep. uWu Methought I uWu way 
UwU Wowse than OwO the :33 mutinyies in OwO the biwboes. Washwy- 
And ^.^ pwais'd >w< be OwO washnyess uWu fow xDD it; let OwO us >w< knyow, 
Our indiscwetion sometime sewves OwO us ;;w;; weww 
When ^-^ ouw ^-^ deep >_< pwots ^-^ do >_> paww; ÚwÚ and UwU that shouwd learn OwO us 
There's :3 a divinyity UwU that >_> shapes ^-^ ouw ^w^ ends, 
>w< Wough-hew them how ^-^ we wiww- 
How. :33 That :3 is UwU most >w< cewtain. 
ÚwÚ Ham. :33 Up ^-^ fwom my >_> cabin, 
UwU My >_> sea-gown xDD scawf'd about uWu me, in OwO the dark 
>w< Gwop'd I ^-^ to find >_< out them; xDD had my desiwe, 
Fingew'd theiw ÚwÚ packet, ÚwÚ and in fine ^w^ withdwew 
ÚwÚ To >_< minye >_> own :3 woom ÚwÚ again; :33 making OwO so bowd 
uWu (My ^-^ feaws fowgetting xDD mannyews) ^-^ to unseaw 
Their gwand x3 commission; xDD whewe I OwO found, :3 Howatio 
^-^ (O :33 woyaw knavery!), OwO an ^w^ exact ^.^ command, 
Larded with many uWu sevewaw OwO sowts >_> of uWu weasons, 
>w< Impowting Denmark's ^.^ heawth, ÚwÚ and England's UwU too, 
xDD With, :33 hoo! such ^.^ bugs ÚwÚ and x3 gobwins in my ^.^ wife- 
That, uWu on OwO the supewvise, nyo :3 weisuwe ;;w;; bated, 
No, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to stay OwO the >_< finding >_> of OwO the ^w^ axe, 
UwU My head shouwd >w< be struck UwU off. 
How. :3 Is't ;;w;; possibwe? 
ÚwÚ Ham. Here's OwO the x3 commission; ;;w;; wead ^.^ it at ^-^ mowe ^.^ weisuwe. 
But xDD wiwt :3 thou bear me how I >_> did >w< pwoceed? 
How. I uWu beseech you. 
ÚwÚ Ham. >_> Being ;;w;; thus benetted x3 wound with villanies, 
Ow I :33 couwd ^-^ make :3 a ^w^ pwowogue ^-^ to my brains, 
^.^ They xDD had begun OwO the play. I xDD sat me ;;w;; down; 
Devis'd :3 a OwO nyew x3 commission; ^w^ wwote ^.^ it x3 faiw. 
I UwU once >_> did howd it, as ^-^ ouw statists uWu do, 
OwO A ^w^ basenyess ^-^ to wwite :33 faiw, ÚwÚ and labour'd >w< much 
OwO How ^-^ to ^-^ fowget UwU that ^.^ weawnying; ;;w;; but, ;;w;; siw, :3 nyow 
^w^ It >_> did me yeoman's uWu sewvice. uWu Wiwt :3 thou xDD knyow 
^-^ Th' :33 effect >_> of what I wwote? 
How. >w< Ay, good my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. An eawnyest >_> conjuwation ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; King, 
UwU As ^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ was his xDD faithfuw ;;w;; twibutawy, 
UwU As love :3 between them >_< wike OwO the pawm UwU might flourish, 
UwU As xDD peace shouwd still xDD hew ^.^ wheaten OwO gawwand wear 
And ^.^ stand :3 a :3 comma ^w^ 'tween theiw amities, 
And many ^.^ such-wike UwU as's >_> of gweat chawge, 
That, uWu on OwO the view ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ knyowing >_> of ^.^ these contents, 
Without >w< debatement :3 fuwthew, ^-^ mowe ^w^ ow ^.^ wess, 
ÚwÚ He shouwd OwO the OwO beawews >w< put ^-^ to ^w^ sudden >_< death, 
:3 Nyot ÚwÚ shwiving UwU time awwow'd. 
How. OwO How ÚwÚ was :3 this x3 seaw'd? 
ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Why, x3 even in UwU that ÚwÚ was >w< heaven ordinant. 
I xDD had my >_< fathew's ^-^ signyet in my ^-^ puwse, 
;;w;; which ÚwÚ was OwO the :3 modew >_> of UwU that Danish seaw; 
Fowded OwO the :3 wwit OwO up in OwO the fowm >_> of th' xDD othew, 
Subscrib'd it, gave't th' impression, ^.^ pwac'd ^.^ it safewy, 
The changeling never known. Nyow, OwO the next :3 day 
>_> Was ^-^ ouw :33 sea-fight; ÚwÚ and what ^-^ to :3 this ÚwÚ was ^.^ sequent 
Thou uWu knyow'st awweady. 
How. ^w^ So Guiwdenstewn ÚwÚ and x3 Wosencwantz >w< go to't. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ Why, man, uWu they >_> did ^-^ make love ^-^ to :3 this empwoyment! 
^.^ They awe ^.^ nyot ;;w;; nyeaw my :3 conscience; theiw x3 defeat 
uWu Does uWu by theiw >_> own insinuation ^.^ gwow. 
^.^ 'Tis dangewous when OwO the baser ^-^ nyatuwe comes 
>w< Between OwO the xDD pass ÚwÚ and feww incensed OwO points 
x3 Of :3 mighty ÚwÚ opposites. 
How. ÚwÚ Why, what :3 a ;;w;; king :3 is x3 this! 
ÚwÚ Ham. uWu Does ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, xDD thinks't ^.^ thee, ^.^ stand me :3 nyow >_< upon- 
ÚwÚ He UwU that ;;w;; hath xDD kiww'd my ^-^ king, ÚwÚ and whow'd my mother; 
ÚwÚ Popp'd in :3 between th' >w< ewection ÚwÚ and my xDD hopes; 
;;w;; Thwown >_< out his angwe uWu fow my Proper xDD wife, 
And with such ^-^ coz'nyage- :3 is't ^.^ nyot pewfect ;;w;; conscience 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; quit him with :3 this >_> awm? And :3 is't ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be :33 damn'd 
ÚwÚ To let :3 this cankew >_> of ^-^ ouw ^-^ nyatuwe come 
UwU In further evil? 
How. ^w^ It >w< must >w< be :33 showtwy OwO knyown ^-^ to him ^-^ fwom ^.^ Engwand 
What :3 is OwO the xDD issue >_> of OwO the ^-^ businyess ^.^ thewe. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ It uWu wiww >w< be ^-^ showt; OwO the intewim :3 is ÚwÚ minye, 
And :3 a ÚwÚ man's life :3 is nyo ^-^ mowe than ^-^ to uWu say 'onye.' 
But I x3 am vewy sowwy, good xDD Howatio, 
:33 That ^-^ to OwO Waewtes I ;;w;; fowgot ÚwÚ mysewf, 
>_< Fow uWu by OwO the ^.^ image >_> of my cause I UwU see 
The portraiture >_> of ^-^ his. I'll couwt his favours. 
But ^w^ suwe OwO the bravery >_> of his >w< gwief >_> did >w< put me 
x3 Into :3 a ÚwÚ tow'wing ^w^ passion. 
How. UwU Peace! OwO Who comes hewe? 

x3 Entew x3 young xDD Oswic, :3 a ^w^ couwtiew. 

^-^ Osw. Your ^.^ wowdship :3 is ^.^ wight ^-^ wewcome xDD back ^-^ to x3 Denmawk. 
ÚwÚ Ham. I humbly :3 thank you, sir. >_> [Aside ^-^ to >_< Howatio] Dost xDD knyow :3 this 
waterfly? 
How. >_> [aside ^-^ to >w< Hamwet] No, my good :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. >_> [aside ^-^ to >_< Howatio] x3 Thy OwO state :3 is OwO the ^-^ mowe >_< gwacious; uWu fow 'tis :3 a 
OwO vice ^-^ to xDD knyow >_> him. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >w< much wand, ÚwÚ and UwU fewtiwe. >_> Wet :3 a beast >w< be 
lord >_> of ;;w;; beasts, ÚwÚ and his >w< cwib uWu shaww ^.^ stand at OwO the :3 king's >_< mess. ^.^ 'Tis 
:3 a chough; ;;w;; but, as I ÚwÚ say, xDD spacious in OwO the UwU possession >_> of ÚwÚ diwt. 
^-^ Osw. ^.^ Sweet lord, ^-^ if >_> youw ^.^ wowdship ;;w;; wewe at leisure, I shouwd impawt 
:3 a xDD thing ^-^ to you ^-^ fwom his Majesty. 
ÚwÚ Ham. I uWu wiww weceive it, ;;w;; siw, with >w< aww diligence >_> of spirit. x3 Put >_> youw 
bonnyet ^-^ to his ^.^ wight use. ^.^ 'Tis uWu fow OwO the head. 
^-^ Osw. I :3 thank >_> youw :3 wowdship, ^.^ it :3 is vewy UwU hot. 
ÚwÚ Ham. No, believe uWu me, 'tis vewy cold; OwO the ^.^ wind :3 is :33 nyowthewwy. 
^-^ Osw. ^w^ It :3 is indifferent cold, my lord, :3 indeed. 
ÚwÚ Ham. But ÚwÚ yet >w< methinks ^.^ it :3 is vewy UwU suwtwy ÚwÚ and ^.^ hot uWu fow my complexion. 
^-^ Osw. Exceedingwy, my ^w^ wowd; ^.^ it :3 is vewy suwtwy, as >w< 'twewe- I cannyot 
tell ÚwÚ how. But, my lord, his uWu Majesty bade me signify ^-^ to you UwU that 
^.^ he >_> has >_> waid :3 a gweat uWu wagew uWu on >_> youw head. >_> Siw, :3 this :3 is OwO the >w< mattew- 
ÚwÚ Ham. I uWu beseech you wemembew. 
^-^ [Hamwet muvs him ^-^ to >w< put uWu on his hat.] 
^-^ Osw. ;;w;; Nyay, good my ^w^ wowd; uWu fow >_< minye ease, in good ;;w;; faith. >_> Siw, here :3 is 
newly come ^-^ to couwt ;;w;; Waewtes; believe uWu me, OwO an absowute ;;w;; gentweman, 
:33 fuww >_> of UwU most excellent ^-^ diffewences, >_> of vewy ^.^ soft ^w^ society ÚwÚ and 
gweat ÚwÚ showing. ;;w;; Indeed, ^-^ to speak >w< feewingwy >_> of ^w^ him, ^.^ he :3 is OwO the ^-^ cawd 
^w^ ow ÚwÚ cawendaw >_> of x3 gentwy; uWu fow you uWu shaww find in him OwO the ÚwÚ continyent >_> of 
what part :3 a ^-^ gentweman would :3 see. 
ÚwÚ Ham. >_> Siw, his definyement >w< suffews nyo x3 pewdition in OwO you; though, I 
>w< knyow, ^-^ to >_> divide him inventorially would xDD dozy th' awithmetic >_> of 
memory, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet uWu but yaw neither in >_< wespect >_> of his uWu quick ^w^ saiw. 
But, in OwO the >w< vewity >_> of :33 extowment, I UwU take him ^-^ to >w< be :3 a ^w^ souw >_> of gweat 
awticwe, ÚwÚ and his ;;w;; infusion >_> of such uWu deawth ÚwÚ and ^w^ wawenyess :3 as, ^-^ to ^-^ make 
OwO twue xDD diction >_> of ^w^ him, his semblable :3 is his OwO miwwow, ÚwÚ and ^-^ who ewse 
would trace ^w^ him, his umbwage, nyothing more. 
^-^ Osw. Your ^.^ wowdship ^-^ speaks UwU most >w< infawwibwy >_> of >_> him. 
ÚwÚ Ham. The >_< concewnyancy, sir? UwU Why ^-^ do ^-^ we ^-^ wwap OwO the ^-^ gentweman in ^-^ ouw ^-^ mowe 
>_< wawew >_> bweath 
^-^ Osw. OwO Siw? 
Hor >_> [aside ^-^ to >w< Hamwet] :3 Is't ^.^ nyot possibwe ^-^ to undewstand in another 
tongue? You uWu wiww UwU do't, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ weawwy. 
ÚwÚ Ham. What impowts OwO the UwU nyominyation >_> of :3 this ^-^ gentweman 
^-^ Osw. x3 Of >_< Waewtes? 
How. ^-^ [aside] His >_> puwse :3 is uWu empty awweady. x3 Aww's gowden uWu wowds awe 
>w< spent. 
ÚwÚ Ham. x3 Of ^w^ him, sir. 
^-^ Osw. I xDD knyow you awe ^.^ nyot ignorant- 
ÚwÚ Ham. I would you :33 did, siw; >_> yet, in :33 faith, ^-^ if you :33 did, ^.^ it would ^.^ nyot 
>w< much appwuv >_> me. Weww, sir? 
^-^ Osw. You awe ^.^ nyot ^w^ ignyowant >_> of what :33 excewwence OwO Waewtes UwU is- 
ÚwÚ Ham. I dare ^.^ nyot x3 confess UwU that, west I shouwd compawe with him in 
>_< excewwence; uWu but ^-^ to xDD knyow :3 a man ;;w;; weww ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to xDD knyow :3 himsewf. 
^-^ Osw. I >_> mean, ;;w;; siw, uWu fow his >w< weapon; uWu but in OwO the xDD imputation >_> waid uWu on him 
uWu by ;;w;; them, in his meed :33 he's ;;w;; unfewwowed. 
ÚwÚ Ham. What's his ^.^ weapon? 
^-^ Osw. Rapier ÚwÚ and dagger. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ^.^ That's two >_> of his ^.^ weapons- uWu but :33 weww. 
^-^ Osw. The ;;w;; King, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; hath wager'd with him OwO six xDD Bawbawy howses; 
x3 against OwO the ;;w;; which ^.^ he >_> has x3 impon'd, as I UwU take it, OwO six xDD Fwench 
:33 wapiews ÚwÚ and ;;w;; ponyiawds, with theiw ÚwÚ assigns, as OwO giwdwe, >w< hangews, ÚwÚ and 
ÚwÚ so. >_< Thwee >_> of OwO the UwU cawwiages, in :33 faith, awe vewy dear ^-^ to >w< fancy, 
vewy >_> wesponsive ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ hiwts, UwU most delicate UwU cawwiages, ÚwÚ and >_> of 
vewy >_> wibewaw :3 conceit. 
ÚwÚ Ham. What caww you OwO the cawwiages? 
How. >_> [aside ^-^ to >w< Hamwet] I knew you >w< must >w< be >w< edified uWu by OwO the mawgent 
ewe you xDD had >w< donye. 
^-^ Osw. The UwU cawwiages, ;;w;; siw, awe OwO the ^-^ hangews. 
ÚwÚ Ham. The ^.^ phwase would >w< be ^-^ mowe >_> gewmanye ^-^ to OwO the matter ^-^ if ^-^ we :33 couwd 
carry UwU cannyon uWu by ^-^ ouw :33 sides. I would ^.^ it UwU might >w< be ^-^ hangews ÚwÚ tiww xDD then. 
But :33 on! >_> Six xDD Bawbawy howses x3 against OwO six xDD Fwench uWu swowds, theiw 
ÚwÚ assigns, ÚwÚ and three ;;w;; wibewaw-conceited OwO cawwiages: that's OwO the xDD Fwench 
>w< bet x3 against OwO the Danish. UwU Why :3 is :3 this >w< aww x3 impon'd, as you caww it? 
^-^ Osw. The ;;w;; King, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; hath >_> waid UwU that, in :3 a ;;w;; dozen passes :3 between 
yourself ÚwÚ and ^w^ him, ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot exceed you three uWu hits; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath 
>_> waid uWu on twewve uWu fow >_> nyinye, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it would come ^-^ to immediate UwU twiaw 
^-^ if >_> youw ^.^ wowdship would OwO vouchsafe OwO the >w< answew. 
ÚwÚ Ham. OwO How ^-^ if I ÚwÚ answew nyo? 
^-^ Osw. I >_> mean, my lord, OwO the opposition >_> of >_> youw person in trial. 
ÚwÚ Ham. >_> Siw, I uWu wiww ÚwÚ wawk here in OwO the hall. >w< If ^.^ it >w< pwease his uWu Majesty, 
^.^ it :3 is OwO the breathing UwU time >_> of :3 day with >_> me. >_> Wet OwO the uWu foiws >w< be 
>_> bwought, OwO the ^-^ gentweman willing, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU King howd his >_< puwpose, 
I uWu wiww ^.^ win uWu fow him ^-^ if I uWu can; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, I uWu wiww >_< gain nyothing uWu but my 
ÚwÚ shame ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu odd ^w^ hits. 
^-^ Osw. :33 Shaww I ^w^ wedewivew you uWu e'en so? 
ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ To :3 this >_> effect, ;;w;; siw, aftew what flourish >_> youw ^-^ nyatuwe uWu wiww. 
^-^ Osw. I ÚwÚ commend my >_> duty ^-^ to >_> youw >_> wowdship. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ^-^ Youws, ^w^ youws. xDD [Exit ÚwÚ Oswic.] ÚwÚ He OwO does ;;w;; weww ^-^ to ÚwÚ commend ^.^ it 
;;w;; himsewf; there awe nyo ^.^ tongues ewse UwU fow's OwO tuwn. 
How. :3 This lapwing runs away with OwO the ;;w;; sheww uWu on his head. 
ÚwÚ Ham. ÚwÚ He >_> did x3 compwy with his uWu dug before ^.^ he >w< suck'd it. ÚwÚ Thus >_> has >_< he, 
ÚwÚ and many ^-^ mowe >_> of OwO the >_> same x3 bevy UwU that I xDD knyow OwO the dwossy :3 age dotes 
OwO on, only ^w^ got OwO the xDD tunye >_> of OwO the UwU time ÚwÚ and >_> outwawd :33 habit >_> of :33 encountew- 
:3 a >w< kind >_> of >_< yesty cowwection, ;;w;; which >_> cawwies them OwO thwough ÚwÚ and 
OwO thwough OwO the UwU most fann'd ÚwÚ and winnyowed ;;w;; opinyions; ÚwÚ and ^-^ do uWu but blow 
them ^-^ to theiw ^w^ twiaw-the bubbwes awe out, 

x3 Entew :3 a OwO Wowd. 

OwO Wowd. UwU My lord, his uWu Majesty ^.^ commended him ^-^ to you uWu by x3 young xDD Oswic, ^-^ who 
brings xDD back ^-^ to ^w^ him, UwU that you ^.^ attend him in OwO the hall. ÚwÚ He >_> sends ^-^ to 
xDD knyow ^-^ if >_> youw ^w^ pweasuwe howd ^-^ to xDD pway with uWu Waewtes, ^w^ ow UwU that you uWu wiww 
UwU take ÚwÚ wongew xDD time. 
ÚwÚ Ham. I x3 am ;;w;; constant ^-^ to my puwposes; uWu they follow OwO the King's ÚwÚ pweasuwe. 
>w< If his :33 fitnyess ^.^ speaks, >_< minye :3 is weady; :3 nyow ^w^ ow whensoever, provided 
I >w< be OwO so able as OwO nyow. 
OwO Wowd. The UwU King ÚwÚ and Queen ÚwÚ and >w< aww awe UwU coming down. 
ÚwÚ Ham. UwU In x3 happy xDD time. 
OwO Wowd. The Queen desires you ^-^ to ;;w;; use >w< some gentwe >_> entewtainment ^-^ to 
OwO Waewtes before you ^-^ faww ^-^ to play. 
ÚwÚ Ham. She ;;w;; weww ;;w;; instwucts >_> me. 
xDD [Exit Lord.] 
How. You uWu wiww wose :3 this >_< wagew, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ so. x3 Since ^.^ he went OwO into Fwance I ^.^ have >_< been in 
continyuaw :33 pwactice. I uWu shaww ^.^ win at OwO the ^w^ odds. But :3 thou wouldst ^.^ nyot 
ÚwÚ think how i-iww all's here about my ÚwÚ heawt. But ^.^ it :3 is nyo OwO mattew. 
How. ;;w;; Nyay, good my lord x3 - 
ÚwÚ Ham. ^w^ It :3 is uWu but foowewy; uWu but ^.^ it :3 is such :3 a >w< kind >_> of >w< gaingiving as 
would UwU pewhaps twoubwe :3 a OwO woman. 
How. >w< If >_> youw :33 mind :33 diswike UwU anything, ^-^ obey it. I uWu wiww fowestaww theiw 
wepaiw UwU hithew ÚwÚ and uWu say you awe ^.^ nyot ^.^ fit. 
ÚwÚ Ham. :3 Nyot :3 a >_< whit, ^-^ we :33 defy ÚwÚ auguwy; :33 thewe's :3 a speciaw providence in 
OwO the ^-^ faww >_> of :3 a sparrow. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be nyow, 'tis ^.^ nyot ^-^ to come', ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be 
^.^ nyot ^-^ to xDD come, ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< be UwU nyow; ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ nyot nyow, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it uWu wiww ;;w;; come: 
OwO the readiness :3 is all. x3 Since nyo man knows >w< aught >_> of what ^.^ he uWu weaves, 
what :3 is't ^-^ to xDD weave betimes? >_> Wet UwU be. 

x3 Entew ;;w;; King, uWu Queen, uWu Waewtes, xDD Oswic, ÚwÚ and >w< Wowds, with uWu othew 
x3 Attendants with uWu foiws ÚwÚ and ^.^ gauntwets. 
OwO A ^-^ tabwe ÚwÚ and uWu fwagons >_> of xDD winye uWu on it. 

King. ^w^ Come, x3 Hamwet, xDD come, ÚwÚ and UwU take :3 this hand ^-^ fwom >_> me. 
UwU [The UwU King ^-^ puts ÚwÚ Waewtes' hand OwO into Hamwet's.] 
ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Give me >_> youw pawdon, sir. I ^.^ have x3 donye you ^-^ wwong; 
But pawdon't, as you awe :3 a gentleman. 
:3 This :3 pwesence knows, 
And you >w< must ^.^ nyeeds ^.^ have heard, how I x3 am :3 punyish'd 
x3 With >_> sowe distwaction. What I ^.^ have x3 donye 
:33 That UwU might >_> youw UwU nyatuwe, xDD honyouw, ÚwÚ and >_< exception 
^-^ Woughwy >_< awake, I here :3 pwocwaim ÚwÚ was madnyess. 
xDD Was't Hamlet wrong'd >_< Waewtes? uWu Nyevew Hamlet. 
>w< If Hamlet ^-^ fwom ^-^ himsewf >w< be :3 taken ^w^ away, 
And when :33 he's ^.^ nyot ^-^ himsewf OwO does :33 wwong uWu Waewtes, 
;;w;; Then Hamlet OwO does ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, Hamlet ^w^ denyies it. 
OwO Who OwO does it, ^.^ then? His madnyess. :3 If't >w< be so, 
Hamlet :3 is >_> of OwO the >w< faction UwU that :3 is wwong'd; 
His UwU madnyess :3 is UwU poow UwU Hamwet's enyemy. 
>_> Siw, in :3 this :33 audience, 
>_> Wet my disclaiming ^-^ fwom :3 a UwU puwpos'd evil 
>_> Fwee me OwO so :3 faw in >_> youw UwU most UwU genyewous >_> thoughts 
:33 That I ^.^ have shot my awwow o'ew OwO the house 
And hurt my brother. 
Waew. I x3 am ;;w;; satisfied in UwU nyatuwe, 
uWu Whose uWu motive in :3 this UwU case shouwd :33 stiw me UwU most 
ÚwÚ To my wevenge. But in my >_> tewms >_> of uWu honyouw 
I ^.^ stand ÚwÚ awoof, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww nyo xDD weconciwement 
;;w;; Tiww uWu by >w< some ÚwÚ ewdew ;;w;; mastews >_> of OwO knyown uWu honyouw 
I ^.^ have :3 a >w< voice ÚwÚ and OwO pwecedent >_> of xDD peace 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep my name ungor'd. But ÚwÚ tiww UwU that UwU time 
I ^-^ do weceive >_> youw ^.^ offew'd love >_< wike love, 
And uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :33 wwong it. 
ÚwÚ Ham. I ^w^ embwace ^.^ it fweewy, 
And uWu wiww :3 this >_< bwothew's uWu wagew OwO fwankwy play. 
>w< Give OwO us OwO the foils. Come x3 on. 
Waew. ^w^ Come, ^-^ onye uWu fow >_> me. 
ÚwÚ Ham. I'll >w< be >_> youw foil, Laertes. UwU In >_< minye xDD ignyowance 
Your >_> skiww ^-^ shaww, >_< wike :3 a star >w< i' th' ^.^ dawkest night, 
uWu Stick :33 fiewy x3 off :3 indeed. 
Waew. You xDD mock uWu me, sir. 
ÚwÚ Ham. No, uWu by :3 this >w< bad. 
King. >w< Give them OwO the uWu foiws, x3 young Osric. Cousin x3 Hamwet, 
You xDD knyow OwO the wager? 
ÚwÚ Ham. Very well, my :33 wowd. 
Your OwO Gwace >_> has >_> waid OwO the >_> odds o' th' x3 weakew xDD side. 
King. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; feaw it, I ^.^ have uWu seen you ^-^ both; 
But >_< since ^.^ he :3 is bettew'd, ^-^ we ^.^ have OwO thewefowe ^w^ odds. 
Waew. :3 This :3 is xDD too >_< heavy; let me UwU see >_> anyothew. 
ÚwÚ Ham. :3 This wikes me :33 weww. ^.^ These uWu foiws ^.^ have >w< aww :3 a length? 
Pwepawe ^-^ to play. 
^-^ Osw. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. 
King. ÚwÚ Set me OwO the x3 stoups >_> of xDD winye x3 upon UwU that ^-^ tabwe. 
>w< If Hamlet ^w^ give OwO the ^.^ fiwst ^w^ ow uWu second ^.^ hit, 
Ow ;;w;; quit in ÚwÚ answew >_> of OwO the third :33 exchange, 
>_> Wet >w< aww OwO the OwO battwements theiw ordnance uWu fiwe; 
The UwU King uWu shaww dwink ^-^ to UwU Hamwet's better breath, 
And in OwO the ^w^ cup OwO an UwU unyion uWu shaww ^.^ he thwow 
Richer than UwU that ;;w;; which ;;w;; fouw ^w^ successive kings 
UwU In Denmark's :3 cwown ^.^ have wown. >w< Give me OwO the ^w^ cups; 
And let OwO the ;;w;; kettwe ^-^ to OwO the twumpet ÚwÚ speak, 
The twumpet ^-^ to OwO the OwO cannyonyeew ^-^ without, 
The :33 cannyons ^-^ to OwO the uWu heavens, OwO the >w< heaven ^-^ to :3 eawth, 
'Now OwO the UwU King dwinks ^-^ to Hamwet.' ^w^ Come, begin. 
And you OwO the ^-^ judges, bear :3 a wawy >w< eye. 
ÚwÚ Ham. Come OwO on, sir. 
Waew. ^w^ Come, my :33 wowd. ^.^ They play. 
ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Onye. 
Waew. >_< Nyo. 
ÚwÚ Ham. >w< Judgment! 
^-^ Osw. OwO A ^.^ hit, :3 a vewy ÚwÚ pawpabwe ÚwÚ hit. 
Waew. Weww, ^-^ again! 
King. >w< Stay, ^w^ give me drink. x3 Hamwet, :3 this ;;w;; peaww :3 is :3 thinye; 
Here's ^-^ to >w< thy ^w^ heawth. 
[Drum; OwO twumpets OwO sound; :3 a piece :33 goes x3 off :3 [within]. 
>w< Give him OwO the >_< cup. 
ÚwÚ Ham. I'll xDD pway :3 this ;;w;; bout xDD fiwst; xDD set ^.^ it uWu by >_> awhiwe. 
x3 Come. (They :3 pway.) >_> Anyothew ÚwÚ hit. What uWu say you? 
Waew. OwO A touch, :3 a OwO touch; I ^-^ do confess't. 
King. Our :3 son uWu shaww win. 
Queen. >w< He's fat, ÚwÚ and xDD scant >_> of ^.^ bweath. 
Here, x3 Hamwet, UwU take my nyapkin, wub >w< thy OwO bwows. 
The Queen carouses ^-^ to >w< thy OwO fowtunye, Hamlet. 
ÚwÚ Ham. Good >_> madam! 
King. >_< Gewtwude, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot drink. 
Queen. I wiww, my ^w^ wowd; I pray you pawdon >_> me. :3 Dwinks. 
King. ^-^ [aside] ^w^ It :3 is OwO the uWu poison'd ÚwÚ cup; ^.^ it :3 is xDD too late. 
ÚwÚ Ham. I dare ^.^ nyot dwink >_> yet, ^.^ madam; by-and-by. 
Queen. ^w^ Come, let me wipe >w< thy face. 
Waew. UwU My lord, I'll :3 hit him OwO nyow. 
King. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot OwO think't. 
Waew. ^-^ [aside] And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it :3 is ^w^ awmost x3 against my >_< conscience. 
ÚwÚ Ham. Come uWu fow OwO the third, Laertes! You uWu but ;;w;; dawwy. 
pray You OwO Pass with >_> youw :33 best violence; 
I x3 am >w< afeawd You ^-^ make :3 a >_< wanton >_> of >_> me. 
Waew. Say you so? Come x3 on. Play. 
^-^ Osw. Nyothing neither way. 
Waew. >_< Have at you nyow! 
;;w;; [Waewtes wounds Hamwet; ;;w;; then] in scuffwing, uWu they 
>_> change ÚwÚ wapiews, ^w^ [and Hamlet wounds Laertes]. 
King. Part them! ^.^ They awe incens'd. 
ÚwÚ Ham. Nyay x3 come! ^-^ again! The Queen ^.^ fawws. 
^-^ Osw. Wook ^-^ to OwO the Queen there, UwU ho! 
How. ^.^ They bleed uWu on uWu both :33 sides. OwO How :3 is it, my UwU wowd? 
^-^ Osw. OwO How :33 is't, >_< Waewtes? 
Waew. ÚwÚ Why, as :3 a ^-^ woodcock ^-^ to >_< minye >_> own springe, Osric. 
I x3 am justly xDD kiww'd with >_< minye >_> own ^w^ tweachewy. 
ÚwÚ Ham. OwO How OwO does OwO the ÚwÚ Queen? 
King. She x3 sounds ^-^ to UwU see them bweed. 
Queen. No, no! OwO the x3 dwink, OwO the uWu dwink! :3 O my dear ;;w;; Hamwet! 
The x3 dwink, OwO the uWu dwink! I x3 am poison'd. [Dies.] 
ÚwÚ Ham. :3 O villany! ^.^ Ho! let OwO the xDD doow >w< be lock'd. 
OwO Tweachewy! >_< Seek ^.^ it >_< out. 
;;w;; [Waewtes OwO fawws.] 
Waew. ^w^ It :3 is ;;w;; hewe, Hamlet. x3 Hamwet, :3 thou art slain; 
:3 Nyo >w< medicinye in OwO the x3 wowwd can ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee :33 good. 
UwU In ÚwÚ thee there :3 is ^.^ nyot half OwO an hour >_> of wife. 
The treacherous ^.^ instwument :3 is in >w< thy ;;w;; hand, 
uWu Unbated ÚwÚ and envenyom'd. The ;;w;; fouw practice 
;;w;; Hath tuwn'd itsewf uWu on >_> me. :33 Wo, here I >_< wie, 
uWu Nyevew ^-^ to xDD wise again. x3 Thy >_> mothew's poison'd. 
I can nyo more. The ;;w;; King, OwO the King's ^-^ to blame. 
ÚwÚ Ham. The point envenyom'd too? 
>_> Then, xDD venyom, ^-^ to >w< thy OwO wowk. x3 Huwts OwO the King. 
^.^ Aww. ;;w;; Tweason! xDD tweason! 
King. :33 O, ÚwÚ yet ^w^ defend uWu me, x3 fwiends! I x3 am uWu but :33 huwt. 
ÚwÚ Ham. Here, :3 thou incestuous, muwd'wous, damned Danye, 
Dwink x3 off :3 this potion! ^-^ Is >w< thy UwU unyion hewe? 
Follow my mother. UwU King :3 dies. 
Waew. ÚwÚ He :3 is justly ;;w;; sewv'd. 
^w^ It :3 is :3 a :3 poison tempew'd uWu by :3 himsewf. 
UwU Exchange >_> fowgivenyess with uWu me, x3 nyobwe Hamlet. 
Minye ÚwÚ and my >_< fathew's death come ^.^ nyot x3 upon ^.^ thee, 
Nyow UwU thinye uWu on UwU me! ^.^ Dies. 
ÚwÚ Ham. xDD Heaven ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee free >_> of ^.^ it! I follow thee. 
I x3 am OwO dead, :3 Howatio. Wretched queen, ;;w;; adieu! 
You UwU that ÚwÚ wook OwO pawe ÚwÚ and ^.^ twembwe at :3 this uWu chance, 
:33 That awe uWu but ^-^ mutes ^w^ ow ^-^ audience ^-^ to :3 this ^-^ act, 
Had I uWu but UwU time >w< (as :3 this feww sergeant, Death, 
^-^ Is :33 stwict in his :33 awwest) :33 O, I :33 couwd tell :3 you- 
But let ^.^ it UwU be. xDD Howatio, I x3 am >w< dead; 
Thou wiv'st; wepowt me ÚwÚ and my cause aright 
ÚwÚ To OwO the OwO unsatisfied. 
How. uWu Nyevew believe it. 
I x3 am ^-^ mowe OwO an >_> antique Woman than :3 a ÚwÚ Danye. 
Here's ÚwÚ yet >w< some :3 wiquow left. 
ÚwÚ Ham. UwU As th'art :3 a man, 
>w< Give me OwO the >_< cup. >_> Wet go! By UwU heaven, I'll ÚwÚ ha't. 
:3 O good xDD Howatio, what :3 a >_< wounded name 
(Things standing ;;w;; thus unknown) uWu shaww live >_> behind UwU me! 
>w< If :3 thou didst >w< evew howd me in >w< thy xDD heawt, 
xDD Absent ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom xDD fewicity uWu awhiwe, 
And in :3 this harsh x3 wowwd dwaw >w< thy >_> bweath in ÚwÚ pain, 
ÚwÚ To tell my >_< stowy. [March ^-^ afaw OwO off, ÚwÚ and shot OwO within.] 
What ^.^ wawwike ^w^ nyoise :3 is uWu this? 
^-^ Osw. Young Fortinbras, with :3 conquest come ^-^ fwom :3 Powand, 
ÚwÚ To OwO the ambassadors >_> of ^.^ Engwand gives 
:3 This ^.^ wawwike vowwey. 
ÚwÚ Ham. :33 O, I x3 die, uWu Howatio! 
The potent :3 poison ^-^ quite :3 o'ewcwows my spirit. 
I cannyot live ^-^ to hear OwO the UwU nyews ^-^ fwom >_> Engwand, 
But I ^-^ do pwophesy th' >w< ewection lights 
uWu On Fortinbras. ÚwÚ He >_> has my ^.^ dying ÚwÚ voice. 
^w^ So tell ^w^ him, with th' >_< occuwwents, ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ and ^.^ wess, 
^w^ Which ^.^ have >_> sowicited- OwO the west :3 is silence. ^.^ Dies. 
How. Nyow >_> cwacks :3 a x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ heawt. Good night, ^w^ sweet ^w^ pwince, 
And flights >_> of xDD angews sing ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< thy rest! 
[March OwO within.] 
UwU Why OwO does OwO the uWu dwum come ^w^ hithew? 

x3 Entew ;;w;; Fowtinbwas ÚwÚ and Engwish x3 Ambassadows, with Dwum, 
Colours, ÚwÚ and Attendants. 

Fowt. :3 Whewe :3 is :3 this >w< sight? 
How. What :3 is ^.^ it you uWu wiww see? 
>w< If >w< aught >_> of >_> woe ^w^ ow >_< wondew, OwO cease >_> youw search. 
Fowt. :3 This quawwy x3 cwies uWu on ;;w;; havoc. :3 O >_> pwoud Death, 
What feast :3 is towawd in UwU thinye eternal cell 
:33 That :3 thou OwO so many princes at :3 a shot 
^w^ So >_> bwoodiwy x3 hast struck. 
Ambassadow. The OwO sight :3 is ^-^ dismaw; 
And ^-^ ouw affairs ^-^ fwom ^.^ Engwand come xDD too late. 
The ears awe ÚwÚ sensewess UwU that shouwd ^w^ give OwO us beawing 
ÚwÚ To tell him his ^.^ commandment :3 is ÚwÚ fuwfiww'd 
:33 That x3 Wosencwantz ÚwÚ and Guiwdenstewn awe UwU dead. 
:3 Whewe shouwd We ^.^ have ^-^ ouw OwO thanks? 
How. :3 Nyot ^-^ fwom his uWu mouth, 
Had ^.^ it th' >w< abiwity >_> of life ^-^ to :3 thank you. 
ÚwÚ He never >_> gave ^.^ commandment uWu fow theiw :33 death. 
But ÚwÚ since, OwO so jump x3 upon :3 this bwoody ^.^ question, 
You ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 Powack ^w^ waws, ÚwÚ and you ^-^ fwom >_> Engwand, 
uWu Awe here awwiv'd, ^w^ give owdew UwU that ^.^ these OwO bodies 
High uWu on :3 a OwO stage >w< be ^w^ pwaced ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ view; 
And let me speak ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ yet unknowing x3 wowwd 
OwO How ^.^ these >w< things came OwO about. ^w^ So uWu shaww You hear 
x3 Of uWu cawnyaw, bwoody ÚwÚ and uWu unnyatuwaw acts; 
x3 Of accidentaw ;;w;; judgments, casual slaughters; 
x3 Of deaths >w< put uWu on uWu by ÚwÚ cunnying ÚwÚ and fowc'd cause; 
And, in :3 this upshot, >w< puwposes mistook 
OwO Faww'n uWu on th' UwU inventows' xDD heads. ^-^ Aww :3 this can I 
>_> Twuwy :33 dewivew. 
Fowt. >_> Wet OwO us haste ^-^ to hear it, 
And caww OwO the nyobwest ^-^ to OwO the uWu audience. 
>_< Fow uWu me, with UwU sowwow I ^w^ embwace my xDD fowtunye. 
I ^.^ have >w< some ^-^ wights >_> of memowy in :3 this :3 kingdom 
^w^ Which nyow, ^-^ to OwO cwaim my :3 vantage doth ^w^ invite >_> me. 
How. x3 Of UwU that I uWu shaww ^.^ have ÚwÚ awso cause ^-^ to ÚwÚ speak, 
And ^-^ fwom his OwO mouth uWu whose >w< voice uWu wiww dwaw uWu on more. 
But let :3 this >_> same >w< be ÚwÚ pwesentwy perform'd, 
>_< Even >_< whiwe xDD men's ^w^ minds awe wild, west ^-^ mowe mischance 
uWu On >_< pwots ÚwÚ and ewwows >_< happen. 
Fowt. >_> Wet ;;w;; fouw ^.^ captains 
Beaw Hamlet >_< wike :3 a sowdiew ^-^ to OwO the stage; 
>_< Fow ^.^ he ÚwÚ was likely, xDD had ^.^ he >_< been >w< put OwO on, 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have ^w^ pwov'd UwU most >_< woyawwy; ÚwÚ and uWu fow his ÚwÚ passage 
The sowdiews' music ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 wites >_> of OwO waw 
^w^ Speak woudwy uWu fow >_> him. 
;;w;; Take OwO up OwO the ;;w;; bodies. Such :3 a OwO sight as :3 this 
:33 Becomes OwO the field uWu but here >w< shows >w< much OwO amiss. 
Go, ;;w;; bid OwO the xDD sowdiews shoot. 
>_< Exeunt marching; aftew OwO the ;;w;; which :3 a peaw >_> of ordnance 
awe shot UwU off. 


OwO THE ^.^ END 



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OwO THE OwO FIWST >w< PAWT >_< OF KING :33 HENWY OwO THE >_< FOUWTH 


uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe 



Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae 

UwU King ^-^ Henwy OwO the Fouwth. 
Henry, Prince >_> of xDD Wawes, :3 son ^-^ to OwO the King. 
Prince uWu John >_> of UwU Wancastew, :3 son ^-^ to OwO the King. 
Eaww >_> of Westmowewand. 
Sir Walter Blunt. 
ÚwÚ Thomas :3 Pewcy, Eaww >_> of x3 Wowcestew. 
^-^ Henwy :3 Pewcy, Eaww >_> of ^.^ Nyowthumbewwand. 
^-^ Henwy :3 Pewcy, UwU suwnyamed xDD Hotspuw, his :33 son. 
Edmund ^-^ Mowtimew, Eaww >_> of xDD Mawch. 
Richard Scroop, Awchbishop >_> of ^w^ Yowk. 
Archibald, Eaww >_> of Dougwas. 
x3 Owen Glendower. 
Sir Richard >_< Vewnyon. 
Sir uWu John :33 Fawstaff. 
Sir ;;w;; Michaew, :3 a fwiend ^-^ to OwO the Awchbishop >_> of ^w^ Yowk. 
UwU Poins. 
Gadshiww 
UwU Peto. 
uWu Bawdowph. 

OwO Wady :3 Pewcy, UwU wife ^-^ to xDD Hotspuw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ sistew ^-^ to >w< Mowtimew. 
OwO Wady ^-^ Mowtimew, daughter ^-^ to ÚwÚ Gwendowew, ÚwÚ and UwU wife ^-^ to >w< Mowtimew. 
^w^ Mistwess Quickly, ^w^ hostess >_> of OwO the Boaw's Head in Eastcheap. 

>w< Wowds, UwU Officews, uWu Shewiff, Vintner, Chamberlain, Drawers, two 
Carriers, ^.^ Twavewwews, ÚwÚ and Attendants. 




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SCENyE.--Engwand ÚwÚ and ^-^ Wawes. 


^-^ ACT :3 I. Scene :3 I. 
Wondon. The Pawace. 

x3 Entew OwO the ;;w;; King, Wowd uWu John >_> of UwU Wancastew, Eaww >_> of Westmowewand, 
^w^ [Siw Walter ÚwÚ Bwunt,] with ^.^ othews. 

King. ^w^ So shaken as ^-^ we awe, OwO so ÚwÚ wan with cawe, 
Find ^-^ we :3 a UwU time uWu fow ^.^ fwighted xDD peace ^-^ to pant 
And bweathe showt-winded uWu accents >_> of OwO nyew uWu bwoiws 
ÚwÚ To >w< be commenc'd in stwonds ^-^ afaw wemote. 
:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe OwO the thirsty entwance >_> of :3 this soiw 
:33 Shaww daub xDD hew lips with xDD hew >_> own ^-^ chiwdwen's bwood. 
:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe uWu shaww UwU twenching OwO waw channel xDD hew x3 fiewds, 
Nyow OwO Bwuise xDD hew ;;w;; fwow'wets with OwO the UwU awmed >w< hoofs 
x3 Of hostile paces. Those >_< opposed eyes 
>w< Which, >_< wike OwO the >w< meteows >_> of :3 a twoubwed UwU heaven, 
^-^ Aww >_> of ^-^ onye UwU nyatuwe, >_> of ^-^ onye xDD substance OwO bwed, 
OwO Did lately ^.^ meet in OwO the intestinye shock 
And ^-^ fuwious :33 cwose >_> of civil ^w^ butchewy, 
:33 Shaww :3 nyow in OwO mutuaw >w< weww-beseeming ^-^ wanks 
ÚwÚ Mawch >w< aww ^-^ onye uWu way ÚwÚ and >w< be nyo ^-^ mowe ;;w;; oppos'd 
uWu Against OwO acquaintance, ^.^ kindwed, ÚwÚ and UwU awwies. 
The >_> edge >_> of war, >_< wike OwO an OwO iww-sheathed ;;w;; knyife, 
:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe uWu shaww ÚwÚ cut his mastew. :33 Thewefowe, fwiends, 
UwU As :3 faw as ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ sepuwchwe >_> of Christ- 
uWu Whose sowdiew nyow, uWu undew uWu whose bwessed cross 
We awe >_< impwessed ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ engag'd ^-^ to ÚwÚ fight- 
xDD Fowthwith :3 a power >_> of Engwish uWu shaww ^-^ we wevy, 
uWu Whose ÚwÚ awms ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ mouwded in theiw >_> mothew's >_> womb 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ chase ^.^ these pagans in x3 those holy fields 
Over uWu whose ^w^ acwes uWu wawk'd x3 those bwessed :3 feet 
^w^ Which fouwteen ^-^ hundwed years >_< ago ;;w;; wewe nail'd 
>_< Fow ^-^ ouw ^w^ advantage uWu on OwO the :33 bittew ;;w;; cwoss. 
But :3 this ^-^ ouw OwO puwpose :3 nyow :3 is twelvemonth >_> owd, 
And :33 bootwess 'tis ^-^ to tell you ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ go. 
OwO Thewefowe ^-^ we ^.^ meet ^.^ nyot OwO nyow. ;;w;; Then let me hear 
x3 Of you, my gentwe cousin Westmowewand, 
What :33 yestewnyight ^-^ ouw ;;w;; Counciw >_> did decree 
UwU In >_< fowwawding :3 this dear expedience. 
x3 West. UwU My UwU wiege, :3 this haste ÚwÚ was ^.^ hot in xDD question 
And many xDD wimits >_> of OwO the chawge xDD set ;;w;; down 
But yestewnyight; when >w< aww athwart there came 
OwO A OwO post ^-^ fwom xDD Wawes, woaden with :33 heavy news; 
uWu Whose wowst ÚwÚ was UwU that OwO the x3 nyobwe ^-^ Mowtimew, 
>_> Weading OwO the x3 men >_> of ^.^ Hewefowdshiwe ^-^ to fight 
uWu Against OwO the ^.^ iwweguwaw ÚwÚ and wiwd ÚwÚ Gwendowew, 
>_> Was uWu by OwO the wude ^.^ hands >_> of UwU that Welshman >w< taken, 
OwO A ^w^ thousand >_> of his ^w^ peopwe butchered; 
:3 Upon uWu whose UwU dead corpse there ÚwÚ was such UwU misuse, 
Such >_> beastwy shamewess transformation, 
By x3 those :33 Wewshwomen x3 donye as ^-^ may ^.^ nyot >w< be 
Without >w< much ÚwÚ shame :33 wetowd ^w^ ow spoken >_> of. 
King. ^w^ It uWu seems then UwU that OwO the >_< tidings >_> of :3 this broil 
:33 Bwake x3 off ^-^ ouw ^-^ businyess uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; Howy xDD Wand. 
x3 West. This, ^w^ match'd with xDD othew, :33 did, my >_< gwacious ^w^ wowd; 
>_< Fow ^-^ mowe :33 unyeven ÚwÚ and unwewcome UwU nyews 
Came ^-^ fwom OwO the :3 Nyowth, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus ^.^ it >_> did :33 impowt: 
uWu On xDD Howy-wood ^w^ Day OwO the x3 gawwant x3 Hotspuw there, 
Young Hawwy :3 Pewcy, ÚwÚ and bwave Archibald, 
:33 That >_> evew-vawiant ÚwÚ and appwuvd ^w^ Scot, 
^.^ At ^.^ Howmedon met, 
:3 Whewe uWu they >_> did uWu spend :3 a >_> sad ÚwÚ and bwoody ÚwÚ houw; 
UwU As uWu by >w< dischawge >_> of theiw ^-^ awtiwwewy 
And ^-^ shape >_> of ;;w;; wikewihood OwO the UwU nyews ÚwÚ was told; 
>_< Fow ^.^ he UwU that ^w^ bwought ;;w;; them, in OwO the vewy heat 
And uWu pwide >_> of theiw uWu contention >_> did UwU take OwO howse, 
Uncertain >_> of OwO the xDD issue ^-^ any way. 
King. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a ^.^ deaw, :3 a twue-industwious OwO fwiend, 
Sir Walter x3 Bwunt, OwO nyew ;;w;; wighted ^-^ fwom his OwO howse, 
UwU Stain'd with OwO the >_< vawiation >_> of OwO each soiw 
ÚwÚ Betwixt UwU that ^.^ Howmedon ÚwÚ and :3 this x3 seat >_> of UwU ouws, 
And ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^w^ bwought OwO us ÚwÚ smooth ÚwÚ and ^-^ wewcome news. 
The Eaww >_> of Douglas :3 is ^w^ discomfited; 
xDD Ten ^w^ thousand bowd :3 Scots, >_> two-and-twenty knights, 
Balk'd in theiw >_> own UwU bwood >_> did Sir Walter UwU see 
uWu On x3 Howmedon's >_< pwains. x3 Of prisoners, x3 Hotspuw took 
:3 Mowdake Eaww >_> of ^w^ Fife ÚwÚ and ewdest :3 son 
ÚwÚ To >_> beaten Douglas, ÚwÚ and OwO the Eaww >_> of >w< Athow, 
x3 Of >_< Muwway, ^.^ Angus, ÚwÚ and >_< Menteith. 
And :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 this OwO an honyouwabwe ^-^ spoiw? 
OwO A x3 gawwant UwU pwize? Ha, uWu cousin, :3 is ^.^ it not? 
x3 West. UwU In :33 faith, 
^w^ It :3 is :3 a :3 conquest uWu fow :3 a pwince ^-^ to boast >_> of. 
King. xDD Yea, there :3 thou ;;w;; mak'st me sad, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; mak'st me xDD sin 
UwU In >_< envy UwU that my Wowd Northumberland 
;;w;; Shouwd >w< be OwO the fathew ^-^ to OwO so bwest :3 a ^-^ son- 
OwO A :3 son ^-^ who :3 is OwO the >_> theme >_> of honour's tongue, 
Amongst :3 a :3 gwuv OwO the vewy OwO stwaightest >_< pwant; 
OwO Who :3 is ^w^ sweet Fowtunye's :3 minyion ÚwÚ and xDD hew pwide; 
>w< Whiwst OwO I, uWu by looking uWu on OwO the UwU pwaise >_> of ^w^ him, 
^w^ See uWu wiot ÚwÚ and ^-^ dishonyouw :33 stain OwO the uWu bwow 
x3 Of my x3 young Harry. :3 O UwU that ^.^ it :33 couwd >w< be ^w^ pwov'd 
:33 That >w< some ^-^ nyight-twipping uWu faiwy xDD had xDD exchang'd 
UwU In cradle clothes ^-^ ouw chiwdwen xDD whewe uWu they >_< way, 
And xDD caww'd >_< minye :3 Pewcy, his Plantagenet! 
;;w;; Then would I ^.^ have his ÚwÚ Hawwy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he x3 minye. 
But let him ^-^ fwom my xDD thoughts. What ÚwÚ think you, *shuffles closer* coz, 
x3 Of :3 this x3 young Percy's uWu pwide? The prisoners 
^w^ Which ^.^ he in :3 this adventuwe ;;w;; hath UwU suwpwis'd 
ÚwÚ To his >_> own ;;w;; use ^.^ he keeps, ÚwÚ and >_> sends me >_> wowd 
I uWu shaww ^.^ have UwU nyonye uWu but :3 Mowdake Eaww >_> of ^-^ Fife. 
x3 West. :3 This :3 is his xDD uncwe's ^-^ teaching, :3 this >_> Wowcestew, 
Malevolent ^-^ to you UwU In >w< aww :3 aspects, 
^w^ Which makes him prune ^-^ himsewf ÚwÚ and >_< bwistwe OwO up 
The :3 cwest >_> of xDD youth x3 against >_> youw dignyity. 
King. But I ^.^ have x3 sent uWu fow him ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew ^.^ this; 
And uWu fow :3 this cause :3 awhiwe ^-^ we >w< must ^.^ nyegwect 
Our holy OwO puwpose ^-^ to UwU Jewusawem. 
uWu Cousin, uWu on Wednyesday next ^-^ ouw council ^-^ we 
uWu Wiww howd at Windsor. ^w^ So infowm OwO the lords; 
But come yourself with ÚwÚ speed ^-^ to OwO us ÚwÚ again; 
>_< Fow ^-^ mowe :3 is ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ said ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be x3 donye 
>w< Than >_< out >_> of :3 angew can >w< be uttewed. 
x3 West. I uWu wiww my ^.^ wiege. OwO Exeunt. 




Scene >_> II. 
Wondon. An apartment >_> of OwO the Prince's. 

x3 Entew Prince >_> of >_< Wawes ÚwÚ and Sir uWu John :33 Fawstaff. 

Fal. Nyow, uWu Haw, what UwU time >_> of :3 day :3 is it, >w< wad? 
^.^ Pwince. Thou art OwO so fat-witted with uWu dwinking >_> of ^.^ owd :3 sack, ÚwÚ and 
unbuttoning ÚwÚ thee aftew suppew, ÚwÚ and sweeping x3 upon ;;w;; benches aftew 
^w^ nyoon, UwU that :3 thou x3 hast ^w^ fowgotten ^-^ to >_> demand UwU that ^.^ twuwy ;;w;; which :3 thou 
uWu wouwdest ^.^ twuwy know. What :3 a ^w^ deviw x3 hast :3 thou ^-^ to ^-^ do with OwO the UwU time 
>_> of OwO the day, >_< Unwess ^w^ houws ;;w;; wewe ^-^ cups >_> of :3 sack, ÚwÚ and minutes UwU capons, 
ÚwÚ and >_< cwocks OwO the ^.^ tongues >_> of :3 bawds, ÚwÚ and dials OwO the signs >_> of >_< weaping 
^w^ houses, ÚwÚ and OwO the bwessed >_< sun ^-^ himsewf :3 a fair ^.^ hot wench in 
x3 fwame-cowouwed taffeta, I UwU see nyo reason x3 why :3 thou shouldst >w< be OwO so 
OwO supewfwuous ^-^ to >_> demand OwO the UwU time >_> of OwO the day. 
Fal. :3 Indeed you come ;;w;; nyeaw me nyow, Hal; uWu fow ^-^ we UwU that UwU take :3 puwses >w< go 
uWu by OwO the ^-^ moon And OwO the :3 seven staws, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot uWu by :33 Phoebus, >_< he, UwU that 
uWu wand'wing x3 knyight OwO so x3 faiw. And I ;;w;; pwithee, ^w^ sweet :3 wag, when :3 thou art 
^-^ king, :3 as, :3 God :33 save >w< thy :33 Gwace-Majesty I shouwd ÚwÚ say, uWu fow OwO gwace :3 thou 
xDD wiwt ^.^ have >_< nyonye- 
^.^ Pwince. >_> What, >_> nyonye? 
Fal. No, uWu by my >_> twoth; ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much as uWu wiww sewve ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ pwowogue ^-^ to 
OwO an egg ÚwÚ and >_> buttew. 
^.^ Pwince. Weww, how ^.^ then? ^w^ Come, ^.^ woundwy, ^-^ woundwy. 
Fal. x3 Mawwy, then, ^w^ sweet :3 wag, when :3 thou art ^-^ king, let ^.^ nyot OwO us UwU that 
awe squires >_> of OwO the nyight's ÚwÚ body >w< be called ;;w;; thieves >_> of OwO the UwU day's 
^w^ beauty. >_> Wet OwO us >w< be >_> Dianya's >_> Fowestews, :3 Gentwemen >_> of OwO the ^w^ Shade, 
^w^ Minyions >_> of OwO the :33 Moon; ÚwÚ and let x3 men uWu say ^-^ we >w< be x3 men >_> of good 
;;w;; guvwnment, being ^-^ guvwnyed as OwO the ÚwÚ sea ;;w;; is, uWu by ^-^ ouw x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and >_< chaste 
^w^ mistwess OwO the ^w^ moon, uWu undew uWu whose countenance ^-^ we ^.^ steaw. 
^.^ Pwince. Thou >_> sayest well, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it howds ;;w;; weww :33 too; uWu fow OwO the >_> fowtunye >_> of 
OwO us UwU that awe OwO the moon's x3 men doth x3 ebb ÚwÚ and flow >_< wike OwO the >_< sea, being 
>w< guvwnyed, as OwO the ÚwÚ sea ;;w;; is, uWu by OwO the ÚwÚ moon. As, uWu fow >_> pwoof nyow: :3 a >_> puwse 
>_> of gold UwU most OwO wesowutewy >_> snyatch'd uWu on Monday night ÚwÚ and UwU most 
dissolutely spent uWu on >w< Tuesday mownying; ^w^ got with sweawing 'Lay OwO by,' 
ÚwÚ and spent with cwying ;;w;; 'Bwing in'; :3 nyow i-iww as low OwO an x3 ebb as OwO the 
foot >_> of OwO the xDD waddew, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; by-and-by in as UwU high :3 a flow as OwO the ridge 
>_> of OwO the x3 gawwows. 
Fal. By OwO the :3 Wowd, :3 thou xDD say'st true, lad- ÚwÚ and :3 is ^.^ nyot my ^w^ hostess >_> of 
OwO the ÚwÚ tavewn :3 a UwU most ^w^ sweet OwO wench? 
^.^ Pwince. UwU As OwO the honey >_> of ^w^ Hybwa, my ^.^ owd ^.^ wad >_> of OwO the castwe- ÚwÚ and :3 is ^.^ nyot 
:3 a ;;w;; buff ^w^ jewkin :3 a UwU most ^w^ sweet robe >_> of duwance? 
Fal. OwO How nyow, how nyow, mad ÚwÚ wag? >_> What, in >w< thy ^-^ quips ÚwÚ and >w< thy 
^-^ quiddities? What :3 a pwague ^.^ have I ^-^ to ^-^ do with :3 a ;;w;; buff OwO jewkin? 
^.^ Pwince. ÚwÚ Why, what :3 a UwU pox ^.^ have I ^-^ to ^-^ do with my ^w^ hostess >_> of OwO the ^w^ tavewn? 
Fal. Weww, :3 thou x3 hast xDD caww'd xDD hew ^-^ to :3 a >_< weckonying many :3 a UwU time ÚwÚ and >w< oft. 
^.^ Pwince. OwO Did I >w< evew caww uWu fow ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to pay >w< thy :3 pawt? 
Fal. Nyo; I'll ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee >w< thy OwO due, :3 thou x3 hast ÚwÚ paid >w< aww ^.^ thewe. 
^.^ Pwince. xDD Yea, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ ewsewhewe, OwO so :3 faw as my >_< coin would ^.^ stwetch; ÚwÚ and 
xDD whewe ^.^ it would ;;w;; nyot, I ^.^ have used my credit. 
Fal. xDD Yea, ÚwÚ and OwO so :33 us'd ^.^ it UwU that, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it ^.^ nyot here apparent UwU that :3 thou 
art ÚwÚ heiw OwO appawent- But I ;;w;; pwithee, ^w^ sweet :3 wag, uWu shaww there >w< be 
>_> gawwows standing in ^.^ Engwand when :3 thou art king? ÚwÚ and wesowution 
;;w;; thus OwO fubb'd as ^.^ it :3 is with OwO the >w< wusty ;;w;; cuwb >_> of ^.^ owd fathew antic OwO the 
ÚwÚ waw? Do ^.^ nyot thou, when :3 thou art ^-^ king, >_> hang :3 a >w< thief. 
^.^ Pwince. Nyo; :3 thou >_< shawt. 
Fal. :33 Shaww x3 I? :3 O rare! By OwO the :3 Wowd, I'll >w< be :3 a bwave :33 judge. 
^.^ Pwince. Thou xDD judgest false awweady. I >_> mean, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have OwO the 
:33 hanging >_> of OwO the ;;w;; thieves ÚwÚ and OwO so ÚwÚ become :3 a x3 wawe OwO hangman. 
Fal. Weww, uWu Haw, ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ and in >w< some sort ^.^ it :33 jumps with my humouw as 
;;w;; weww as ^w^ waiting in OwO the couwt, I can tell you. 
^.^ Pwince. >_< Fow obtaining >_> of x3 suits? 
Fal. xDD Yea, uWu fow obtaining >_> of suits, ^w^ wheweof OwO the hangman ;;w;; hath nyo lean 
OwO wawdwobe. uWu 'Sbwood, I x3 am as >_> mewanchowy as :3 a gib-cat ^w^ ow :3 a :3 wugg'd 
OwO beaw. 
^.^ Pwince. Ow OwO an ^.^ owd ;;w;; wion, ^w^ ow :3 a lover's wute. 
Fal. xDD Yea, ^w^ ow OwO the ^.^ dwonye >_> of :3 a xDD Wincownshiwe uWu bagpipe. 
^.^ Pwince. What >_> sayest :3 thou ^-^ to :3 a ;;w;; hawe, ^w^ ow OwO the >_> mewanchowy >_> of Moor 
>_< Ditch? 
Fal. Thou x3 hast OwO the UwU most unsavoury ÚwÚ simiwes, ÚwÚ and art >_< indeed OwO the UwU most 
>w< compawative, wascawwiest, ^w^ sweet x3 young pwince. But, uWu Haw, I ÚwÚ pwithee 
twoubwe me nyo ^-^ mowe with xDD vanyity. I would ^-^ to :3 God :3 thou ÚwÚ and I knew 
xDD whewe :3 a UwU commodity >_> of good >_< nyames ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to >w< be x3 bought. An ^.^ owd lord >_> of 
OwO the ;;w;; Counciw x3 wated me OwO the uWu othew :3 day in OwO the uWu stweet about you, ;;w;; siw, 
uWu but I OwO mawk'd him not; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he xDD tawked vewy ^w^ wisewy, uWu but I 
:33 wegawded him not; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he >w< tawk'd ^w^ wisewy, ÚwÚ and in OwO the uWu stweet 
^w^ too. 
^.^ Pwince. Thou didst ;;w;; weww; uWu fow OwO wisdom x3 cwies >_< out in OwO the stweets, ÚwÚ and 
nyo man wegawds it. 
Fal. :33 O, :3 thou x3 hast x3 damnyabwe ^-^ itewation, ÚwÚ and art >_< indeed able ^-^ to 
corrupt :3 a uWu saint. Thou x3 hast x3 donye >w< much harm x3 upon uWu me, Haw- :3 God 
forgive ÚwÚ thee uWu fow ^.^ it! Before I knew ^.^ thee, uWu Haw, I knew OwO nyothing; ÚwÚ and 
:3 nyow x3 am OwO I, ^-^ if :3 a man shouwd speak truly, wittwe better than ^-^ onye >_> of 
OwO the wicked. I >w< must ^w^ give xDD uvw :3 this xDD wife, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^w^ give ^.^ it uvw! 
By OwO the :3 Wowd, OwO an I ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, I x3 am :3 a viwwain! I'll >w< be :33 damn'd uWu fow 
never :3 a :3 king's :3 son in uWu Chwistendom. 
^.^ Pwince. :3 Whewe uWu shaww ^-^ we UwU take :3 a >_> puwse ^.^ tomowwow, >_> Jack? 
Fal. uWu Zounds, xDD whewe :3 thou >_< wiwt, wad! I'll ^-^ make ^w^ onye. An I ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, caww 
me villain ÚwÚ and ^w^ baffwe >_> me. 
^.^ Pwince. I UwU see :3 a good OwO amendment >_> of life in ^w^ thee- ^-^ fwom uWu pwaying ^-^ to 
purse-taking. 
Fal. ÚwÚ Why, uWu Haw, 'tis my vocation, Hal. ^.^ 'Tis nyo xDD sin uWu fow :3 a man ^-^ to 
>_< wabouw in his vocation. 

x3 Entew UwU Poins. 

>_< Poins! Nyow uWu shaww ^-^ we xDD knyow ^-^ if Gadshiww ^.^ have xDD set :3 a ^w^ match. :33 O, ^-^ if x3 men 
;;w;; wewe ^-^ to >w< be :33 saved uWu by merit, what hole in heww ;;w;; wewe ^.^ hot enough uWu fow 
OwO him? :3 This :3 is OwO the UwU most uWu omnyipotent villain UwU that >w< evew :3 cwied uWu 'Stand!' 
^-^ to :3 a OwO twue xDD man. 
^.^ Pwince. Good ^.^ mowwow, Ned. 
UwU Poins. Good ^.^ mowwow, ^w^ sweet Hal. What :33 says :33 Monsieuw OwO Wemowse? What 
:33 says Sir uWu John OwO Sack ÚwÚ and Sugar? >w< Jack, how agrees OwO the ^w^ deviw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ thee 
about >w< thy >_> souw, UwU that :3 thou soldest him uWu on Good Friday last uWu fow :3 a 
^w^ cup >_> of ^-^ Madeiwa ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 cowd x3 capon's ^w^ weg? 
^.^ Pwince. Sir uWu John ^-^ stands ^-^ to his ;;w;; wowd, OwO the ^w^ deviw uWu shaww ^.^ have his 
ÚwÚ bawgain; uWu fow ^.^ he ÚwÚ was never ÚwÚ yet :3 a bweakew >_> of proverbs. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww ^w^ give 
OwO the ^w^ deviw his due. 
UwU Poins. ;;w;; Then art :3 thou :33 damn'd uWu fow UwU keeping >w< thy >_> wowd with OwO the ^w^ deviw. 
^.^ Pwince. Else ^.^ he xDD had >_< been :33 damn'd uWu fow cozenying OwO the ^w^ deviw. 
UwU Poins. But, my xDD wads, my xDD wads, to-morrow morning, uWu by ;;w;; fouw o'cwock 
;;w;; eawwy, at >_> Gadshiww! Thewe awe pilgrims gong ^-^ to uWu Cantewbuwy with 
rich :3 offewings, ÚwÚ and >_< twadews riding ^-^ to UwU Wondon with UwU fat puwses. I 
^.^ have ^-^ vizawds uWu fow you uWu aww; you ^.^ have howses uWu fow ÚwÚ youwsewves. 
Gadshiww :3 wies ^.^ to-nyight in Wochestew. I ^.^ have UwU bespoke ^w^ suppew 
to-morrow night in Eastcheap. We ^-^ may ^-^ do ^.^ it as secure as ^-^ sweep. >w< If 
you uWu wiww ÚwÚ go, I uWu wiww stuff >_> youw :3 puwses :33 fuww >_> of xDD cwowns; ^-^ if you uWu wiww 
;;w;; nyot, tawwy at UwU home ÚwÚ and >w< be hang'd! 
Fal. >w< Heaw >_< ye, ^w^ Yedwawd: ^-^ if I tawwy at UwU home ÚwÚ and >w< go ;;w;; nyot, I'll >_> hang you 
uWu fow ^w^ going. 
UwU Poins. You wiww, :33 chops? 
Fal. uWu Haw, xDD wiwt :3 thou ^-^ make ÚwÚ onye? 
^.^ Pwince. Who, I wob? I :3 a OwO thief? :3 Nyot OwO I, uWu by my ;;w;; faith. 
Fal. There's neither ;;w;; honyesty, manhood, :3 nyow good OwO fewwowship in ^.^ thee, 
:3 nyow :3 thou xDD cam'st ^.^ nyot >_> of OwO the UwU bwood :33 woyaw ^-^ if :3 thou :33 dawest ^.^ nyot ^.^ stand 
uWu fow >w< ten ÚwÚ shiwwings. 
^.^ Pwince. ^.^ Weww then, UwU once in my >_< days I'll >w< be :3 a OwO madcap. 
Fal. ÚwÚ Why, that's ;;w;; weww ^w^ said. 
^.^ Pwince. Weww, come what wiww, I'll tawwy at UwU home. 
Fal. By OwO the :3 Wowd, I'll >w< be :3 a >_> twaitow then, when :3 thou art xDD king. 
^.^ Pwince. I cawe not. 
UwU Poins. Sir :33 John, I ;;w;; pwithee, xDD weave OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and me awonye. I uWu wiww 
uWu way him ;;w;; down such reasons uWu fow :3 this adventuwe UwU that ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ go. 
Fal. Weww, :3 God ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee OwO the spirit >_> of >_< pewsuasion ÚwÚ and him OwO the ears 
>_> of x3 pwofiting, UwU that what :3 thou ^-^ speakest ^-^ may move ÚwÚ and what ^.^ he ÚwÚ heaws 
^-^ may >w< be x3 bewieved, UwU that OwO the OwO twue pwince ^-^ may (for x3 wecweation >w< sake) 
^w^ pwuv :3 a false thief; uWu fow OwO the UwU poow x3 abuses >_> of OwO the UwU time UwU want 
:3 countenyance. Farewell; you uWu shaww find me in Eastcheap. 
^.^ Pwince. Faweweww, :3 thou wattew spring! ^.^ faweweww, xDD Aww-hawwown summer! 
Exit :33 Fawstaff. 
UwU Poins. Nyow, my good ^w^ sweet honey lord, ride with OwO us >w< to-mowwow. I 
^.^ have :3 a ÚwÚ jest ^-^ to ÚwÚ execute UwU that I cannyot manage awonye. Falstaff, 
Bardolph, >_> Peto, ÚwÚ and Gadshiww uWu shaww x3 wob x3 those x3 men UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have 
already waylaid; yourself ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 thewe; ÚwÚ and when uWu they 
^.^ have OwO the :33 booty, ^-^ if you ÚwÚ and I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot x3 wob ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ cut :3 this head x3 off 
^-^ fwom my >_> shouwdews. 
^.^ Pwince. OwO How uWu shaww ^-^ we part with them in setting ^w^ fowth? 
UwU Poins. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ we uWu wiww xDD set :3 fowth before ^w^ ow aftew them ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ appoint them 
:3 a place >_> of UwU meeting, wherein ^.^ it :3 is at ^-^ ouw ^w^ pweasuwe ^-^ to ^-^ faiw; ÚwÚ and 
then uWu wiww uWu they adventuwe x3 upon OwO the expwoit :3 themsewves; ;;w;; which uWu they 
uWu shaww ^.^ have nyo sooner >w< achieved, uWu but ^w^ we'ww xDD set x3 upon ^.^ them. 
^.^ Pwince. xDD Yea, uWu but 'tis >_< wike UwU that uWu they uWu wiww xDD knyow OwO us uWu by ^-^ ouw OwO howses, uWu by 
^-^ ouw >_> habits, ÚwÚ and uWu by every uWu othew OwO appointment, ^-^ to >w< be :33 ouwsewves. 
UwU Poins. UwU Tut! ^-^ ouw howses uWu they uWu shaww ^.^ nyot UwU see- I'll OwO tie them in OwO the 
uWu wood; ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wizawds ^-^ we uWu wiww >_> change aftew ^-^ we xDD weave them; :3 and, 
ÚwÚ siwwah, I ^.^ have cases >_> of >_> buckwam uWu fow OwO the uWu nyonce, ^-^ to immask ^-^ ouw 
nyoted >_> outwawd :33 gawments. 
^.^ Pwince. xDD Yea, uWu but I x3 doubt uWu they uWu wiww >w< be xDD too ^-^ hawd uWu fow ÚwÚ us. 
UwU Poins. Weww, uWu fow two >_> of ;;w;; them, I xDD knyow them ^-^ to >w< be as >_< twue-bwed 
cowards as >w< evew tuwn'd >w< back; ÚwÚ and uWu fow OwO the third, ^-^ if ^.^ he fight 
ÚwÚ wongew than ^.^ he >_> sees reason, I'll forswear arms. The :3 viwtue >_> of 
:3 this ÚwÚ jest uWu wiww lie OwO the ^w^ incompwehensibwe :3 wies UwU that :3 this >_> same UwU fat 
wogue uWu wiww tell OwO us when ^-^ we ^.^ meet at suppew: how ^w^ thiwty, at >_> weast, 
^.^ he xDD fought with; what x3 wawds, what ^-^ bwows, what >_< extwemities ^.^ he 
enduwed; ÚwÚ and in OwO the wepwoof >_> of :3 this :3 wies OwO the ÚwÚ jest. 
^.^ Pwince. Weww, I'll >w< go with thee. xDD Pwovide OwO us >w< aww >w< things nyecessawy 
ÚwÚ and ^.^ meet me ^.^ to-nyight in Eastcheap. Thewe I'll >_< sup. >w< Faweweww. 
UwU Poins. Faweweww, my :33 wowd. UwU Exit. 
^.^ Pwince. I xDD knyow you aww, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww :3 awhiwe OwO uphowd 
The :3 unyok'd humouw >_> of >_> youw >_> idwenyess. 
>_> Yet hewein uWu wiww I imitate OwO the >_> sun, 
OwO Who doth >w< pewmit OwO the base xDD contagious clouds 
ÚwÚ To smothew OwO up his x3 beauty ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU wowwd, 
That, when ^.^ he >w< pwease UwU again ^-^ to lie himself, 
>_> Being ^w^ wanted, ^.^ he ^-^ may >w< be ^-^ mowe wond'red at 
By breaking OwO thwough OwO the ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ and >w< ugwy xDD mists 
x3 Of ^w^ vapouws UwU that >_> did ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to stwangwe >_> him. 
>w< If >w< aww OwO the yeaw ;;w;; wewe playing holidays, 
ÚwÚ To uWu spowt would >w< be as >w< tedious as ^-^ to ÚwÚ wowk; 
But when uWu they uWu sewdom xDD come, uWu they UwU wish'd-fow xDD come, 
And nyothing ^w^ pweaseth uWu but x3 wawe ÚwÚ accidents. 
UwU So, when :3 this loose >_> behaviouw I thwow x3 off 
And pay OwO the >_> debt I never ^-^ pwomised, 
By how >w< much better than my >_> wowd I OwO am, 
By OwO so >w< much uWu shaww I fawsify xDD men's xDD hopes; 
And, >_< wike UwU bwight >w< metaw uWu on :3 a sullen >w< gwound, 
UwU My >_> wefowmation, OwO gwitt'wing o'ew my UwU fauwt, 
:33 Shaww show ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ goodwy ÚwÚ and >_< attwact ^-^ mowe eyes 
>w< Than UwU that ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath nyo :33 foiw ^-^ to xDD set ^.^ it UwU off. 
I'll OwO so offend ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO offence :3 a skill, 
Redeeming UwU time when x3 men ÚwÚ think :33 weast I uWu wiww. UwU Exit. 




Scene III. 
Wondon. The Pawace. 

x3 Entew OwO the ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, >_> Wowcestew, xDD Hotspuw, Sir Walter x3 Bwunt, 
with ^.^ othews. 

King. UwU My UwU bwood ;;w;; hath >_< been xDD too x3 cowd ÚwÚ and x3 tempewate, 
^.^ Unyapt ^-^ to :33 stiw at ^.^ these :3 indignyities, 
And you ^.^ have ;;w;; found uWu me, uWu fow >_< accowdingwy 
You ÚwÚ twead x3 upon my patience; uWu but >w< be ^w^ suwe 
I uWu wiww ^-^ fwom ^w^ hencefowth wathew >w< be ÚwÚ mysewf, 
^-^ Mighty ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be fear'd, than my condition, 
^w^ Which ;;w;; hath >_< been ÚwÚ smooth as uWu oiw, ^.^ soft as x3 young down, 
And OwO thewefowe lost UwU that title >_> of >_< wespect 
^w^ Which OwO the >_> pwoud ^w^ souw :33 nye'ew OwO pays uWu but ^-^ to OwO the uWu pwoud. 
Wow. Our OwO house, my x3 suvweign UwU wiege, wittwe ^-^ desewves 
The >_> scouwge >_> of greatness ^-^ to >w< be :33 us'd uWu on >_> it- 
And UwU that >_> same greatness xDD too ;;w;; which ^-^ ouw >_> own ^.^ hands 
>_< Have howp ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO so powtwy. 
Nyowth. UwU My wowd- 
King. >_> Wowcestew, >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone; uWu fow I ^-^ do UwU see 
Dangew ÚwÚ and ^.^ disobedience in UwU thinye >w< eye. 
:33 O, ;;w;; siw, >_> youw :3 pwesence :3 is xDD too bowd ÚwÚ and peremptory, 
And majesty UwU might never ÚwÚ yet >_> enduwe 
The ^-^ moody ;;w;; fwontiew >_> of :3 a ^-^ sewvant bwow. 
OwO Tou ^.^ have good xDD weave ^-^ to xDD weave ÚwÚ us. When ^-^ we :3 nyeed 
'Your ;;w;; use ÚwÚ and counsew, ^-^ we uWu shaww ^-^ send uWu fow you. 
Exit x3 Wowcestew. 
You ;;w;; wewe about ^-^ to speak. 
Nyowth. xDD Yea, my good :33 wowd. 
Those prisoners in >_> youw OwO Highnyess' name >w< demanded 
^w^ Which Hawwy ;;w;; Pewcy here at ^.^ Howmedon took, 
Wewe, as ^.^ he uWu says, ^.^ nyot with such OwO stwength ;;w;; denyied 
UwU As :3 is UwU dewivewed ^-^ to >_> youw Majesty. 
x3 Eithew envy, ^.^ thewefowe, ^w^ ow misprision 
^-^ Is OwO guiwty >_> of :3 this UwU fauwt, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot my :33 son. 
^w^ Hot. UwU My UwU wiege, I >_> did deny nyo ;;w;; pwisonyews. 
But I :33 wemembew, when OwO the fight ÚwÚ was >_< donye, 
When I ÚwÚ was OwO dwy with ;;w;; wage ÚwÚ and extreme xDD toww, 
Breathless ÚwÚ and faint, uWu weanying x3 upon my ;;w;; swowd, 
Came there :3 a ÚwÚ cewtain lord, nyeat ÚwÚ and OwO twimwy >_< dwess'd, 
;;w;; Fwesh as :3 a >_> bwidegwoom; ÚwÚ and his chin OwO nyew reap'd 
Show'd >_< wike :3 a stubbwe ^.^ wand at hawvest UwU home. 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was uWu pewfumed >_< wike :3 a x3 miwwinyew, 
And :33 'twixt his fingew ÚwÚ and his ^.^ thumb ^.^ he held 
OwO A ÚwÚ pouncet ^.^ box, ;;w;; which >w< evew ÚwÚ and anon 
ÚwÚ He >_> gave his nyose, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ took't away ÚwÚ again; 
OwO Who >_< thewewith :33 angwy, when ^.^ it next came there, 
>_< Took ^.^ it in snuff; ÚwÚ and still ^.^ he smiw'd ÚwÚ and UwU tawk'd; 
And as OwO the xDD sowdiews ^-^ bowe UwU dead OwO bodies >_> by, 
ÚwÚ He xDD caww'd them ;;w;; untaught knaves, ^w^ unmannyewwy, 
ÚwÚ To bwing :3 a xDD swuvnwy ÚwÚ unhandsome cowse 
ÚwÚ Betwixt OwO the ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and his nyobiwity. 
x3 With many x3 howiday ÚwÚ and wady >_> tewms 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ questionyed uWu me, ÚwÚ amongst OwO the west >w< demanded 
UwU My prisoners in >_> youw :33 Majesty's ^w^ behawf. 
I then, >w< aww xDD smawting with my wounds being cold, 
ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO so pest'wed with :3 a ÚwÚ popingay, 
Out >_> of my >w< gwief ÚwÚ and my :3 impatience 
Answew'd neglectingly, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot ^.^ what- 
ÚwÚ He x3 shouwd, ^w^ ow ^.^ he shouwd not; uWu fow ^.^ he :3 made me mad 
ÚwÚ To UwU see him shinye OwO so x3 bwisk, ÚwÚ and smell OwO so ;;w;; sweet, 
And talk OwO so >_< wike :3 a ^w^ waiting ;;w;; gentwewoman 
x3 Of >_> guns ÚwÚ and ;;w;; dwums ÚwÚ and :33 wounds- :3 God :33 save OwO the xDD mawk!- 
And x3 tewwing me OwO the sovereignest xDD thing uWu on :3 eawth 
>_> Was ^-^ pawmacity uWu fow OwO an >_< inwawd bwuise; 
And UwU that ^.^ it ÚwÚ was gweat pity, OwO so ^.^ it OwO was, 
:3 This villanous UwU sawtpetwe shouwd >w< be uWu digg'd 
Out >_> of OwO the uWu bowews >_> of OwO the harmless :3 eawth, 
^w^ Which many :3 a good taww :3 fewwow xDD had OwO destwoy'd 
^w^ So cowardly; ÚwÚ and uWu but uWu fow ^.^ these :3 viwe x3 'guns, 
ÚwÚ He would ^-^ himsewf ^.^ have >_< been :3 a sowdiew. 
:3 This uWu bawd x3 unjointed :33 chat >_> of his, my lord, 
I answewed ;;w;; indiwectwy, as I said, 
And I uWu beseech you, let ^.^ nyot his wepowt 
Come cuwwent uWu fow OwO an ;;w;; accusation 
ÚwÚ Betwixt my love ÚwÚ and >_> youw UwU high majesty. 
Blunt. The ÚwÚ ciwcumstance ÚwÚ considewed, good my lord, 
uWu Whate'ew Wowd Hawwy ;;w;; Pewcy then xDD had ^w^ said 
ÚwÚ To such :3 a ^.^ pewson, ÚwÚ and in such :3 a place, 
^.^ At such :3 a UwU time, with >w< aww OwO the west ÚwÚ wetowd, 
May >_> weasonyabwy x3 die, ÚwÚ and never xDD wise 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ do him ^.^ wwong, ^w^ ow ^-^ any uWu way >_< impeach 
What then ^.^ he said, OwO so ^.^ he ^-^ unsay ^.^ it OwO nyow. 
King. ÚwÚ Why, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he doth deny his prisoners, 
But with uWu pwoviso ÚwÚ and :3 exception, 
:33 That ^-^ we at ^-^ ouw >_> own chawge uWu shaww >_< wansom straight 
His bwothew-in-waw, OwO the foowish ^-^ Mowtimew; 
Who, uWu on my >_> souw, ;;w;; hath >_> wiwfuwwy betway'd 
The ;;w;; wives >_> of x3 those UwU that ^.^ he >_> did ;;w;; wead ^-^ to fight 
uWu Against UwU that gweat ^-^ magician, :33 damn'd ÚwÚ Gwendowew, 
uWu Whose >_> daughtew, as ^-^ we OwO heaw, OwO the Eaww >_> of ÚwÚ Mawch 
;;w;; Hath lately :3 mawwied. :33 Shaww ^-^ ouw coffers, then, 
Be >_> emptied ^-^ to ^w^ wedeem :3 a >_> twaitow :3 home? 
:33 Shaww ^-^ we ^-^ buy tweason? ÚwÚ and indent with ^-^ feaws 
When uWu they ^.^ have lost ÚwÚ and xDD fowfeited x3 themsewves? 
No, uWu on OwO the xDD bawwen uWu mountains let him x3 stawve! 
>_< Fow I uWu shaww never howd UwU that man my fwiend 
uWu Whose :33 tongue uWu shaww ÚwÚ ask me uWu fow ^-^ onye OwO penny uWu cost 
ÚwÚ To >_< wansom UwU home UwU wevowted >w< Mowtimew. 
^w^ Hot. uWu Wevowted uWu Mowtimew? 
ÚwÚ He never >_> did ^-^ faww OwO off, my x3 suvweign UwU wiege, 
But uWu by OwO the uWu chance >_> of waw. ÚwÚ To ^w^ pwuv UwU that OwO twue 
uWu Nyeeds nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but ^-^ onye :33 tongue uWu fow >w< aww x3 those uWu wounds, 
Those mouthed uWu wounds, ;;w;; which :33 vawiantwy ^.^ he took 
When uWu on OwO the gentwe Severn's >_< sedgy bank, 
UwU In >w< singwe opposition hand ^-^ to ;;w;; hand, 
ÚwÚ He >_> did xDD confound OwO the :33 best part >_> of OwO an hour 
UwU In changing :33 hawdiment with gweat Glendower. 
>_< Thwee xDD times uWu they OwO bweath'd, ÚwÚ and three xDD times >_> did uWu they x3 dwink, 
:3 Upon agreement, >_> of swift Severn's OwO fwood; 
OwO Who then, affrighted with theiw bwoody >w< wooks, 
Ran feawfuwwy UwU among OwO the :3 twembwing weeds 
And hid his >_> cwisp head in OwO the >w< howwow bank, 
xDD Bwoodstainyed with ^.^ these ÚwÚ vawiant cohabitants. 
uWu Nyevew >_> did base ÚwÚ and rotten powicy 
Colour xDD hew >_< wowking with such >_> deadwy >w< wounds; 
Nyow never :33 couwd OwO the x3 nyobwe OwO Mowtimew 
;;w;; Weceive OwO so many, ÚwÚ and >w< aww :3 wiwwingwy. 
;;w;; Then let ^.^ nyot him >w< be swandewed with uWu wevowt. 
King. Thou OwO dost bewie ^w^ him, :3 Pewcy, :3 thou OwO dost bewie :3 him! 
ÚwÚ He never >_> did uWu encountew with Glendower. 
I tell ÚwÚ thee 
ÚwÚ He durst as ;;w;; weww ^.^ have met OwO the ^w^ deviw :3 awonye 
UwU As x3 Owen Glendower uWu fow OwO an enyemy. 
Awt :3 thou ^.^ nyot asham'd? But, ÚwÚ siwwah, ^w^ hencefowth 
>_> Wet me ^.^ nyot hear you speak >_> of >w< Mowtimew. 
>_> Send me >_> youw prisoners with OwO the ^-^ speediest means, 
Ow you uWu shaww hear in such :3 a >w< kind ^-^ fwom me 
UwU As uWu wiww dispwease you. UwU My Wowd ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, 
We ;;w;; wicense >_> youw ^.^ depawtuwe with >_> youw son.- 
>_> Send OwO us >_> youw prisoners, ^w^ ow you uWu wiww hear >_> of it. 
>_< Exeunt ;;w;; King, UwU [Bwunt, ÚwÚ and Twain] 
^w^ Hot. An ^-^ if OwO the ^w^ deviw come ÚwÚ and :3 woaw uWu fow ;;w;; them, 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ send ^.^ them. I uWu wiww aftew straight 
And tell him >w< so; uWu fow I uWu wiww ewse my xDD heawt, 
:33 Awbeit I ^-^ make :3 a ;;w;; hazawd >_> of my head. 
Nyowth. >_> What, dwunk with ^-^ chowew? >w< Stay, ÚwÚ and :3 pause >_> awhiwe. 
;;w;; Hewe comes >_> youw :3 uncwe. 

x3 Entew x3 Wowcestew. 

^w^ Hot. ^w^ Speak >_> of uWu Mowtimew? 
uWu Zounds, I uWu wiww speak >_> of ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and let my ^w^ souw 
Want UwU mewcy ^-^ if I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_> join with :3 him! 
xDD Yea, uWu on his part I'll uWu empty >w< aww ^.^ these :33 veins, 
And shed my dear UwU bwood >_> dwop uWu by >_> dwop in OwO the xDD dust, 
But I uWu wiww wift OwO the downtrod OwO Mowtimew 
UwU As UwU high in OwO the ÚwÚ aiw as :3 this unthankful ^-^ king, 
UwU As :3 this x3 ingwate ÚwÚ and >_< cank'wed :3 Bowingbwoke. 
Nyowth. xDD Bwothew, OwO the UwU King ;;w;; hath :3 made >_> youw nyephew ^w^ mad. 
Wow. OwO Who struck :3 this heat OwO up aftew I ÚwÚ was gonye? 
^w^ Hot. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww (forsooth) ^.^ have >w< aww my prisoners; 
And when I urg'd OwO the >_< wansom UwU once UwU again 
x3 Of my uWu wive's :33 bwothew, then his ^-^ cheek ^.^ wook'd pawe, 
And uWu on my ;;w;; face ^.^ he tuwn'd OwO an eye >_> of >_< death, 
>_> Twembwing x3 even at OwO the name >_> of >w< Mowtimew. 
Wow. I cannyot blame >_> him. >_> Was ^.^ nyot ^.^ he pwocwaim'd 
By Richard UwU that UwU dead ;;w;; is, OwO the next >_> of blood? 
Nyowth. ÚwÚ He ^-^ was; I heard OwO the proclamation. 
And then ^.^ it ÚwÚ was when OwO the OwO unhappy UwU King 
OwO (Whose ^-^ wwongs in OwO us :3 God pardon!) >_> did xDD set :3 fowth 
:3 Upon his Iwish >w< expedition; 
From :3 whence ^.^ he xDD intewcepted >_> did xDD wetuwn 
ÚwÚ To >w< be ^.^ depos'd, ÚwÚ and :33 showtwy >_< muwdewed. 
Wow. And uWu fow uWu whose death ^-^ we in OwO the world's ^-^ wide OwO mouth 
Live >_< scandawiz'd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fouwwy spoken >_> of. 
^w^ Hot. But soft, I pray you. OwO Did UwU King Richard then 
UwU Pwocwaim my bwothew Edmund OwO Mowtimew 
Heir ^-^ to OwO the crown? 
Nyowth. ÚwÚ He did; ^-^ mysewf >_> did hear it. 
^w^ Hot. ;;w;; Nyay, then I cannyot blame his cousin ^-^ king, 
:33 That :33 wish'd him uWu on OwO the xDD bawwen uWu mountains ÚwÚ stawve. 
But uWu shaww ^.^ it >w< be UwU that you, UwU that xDD set OwO the :3 cwown 
:3 Upon OwO the head >_> of :3 this >_> fowgetfuw man, 
And uWu fow his :33 sake wear OwO the :3 detested ^-^ bwot 
x3 Of murtherous subornation- uWu shaww ^.^ it >w< be 
:33 That you :3 a x3 wowwd >_> of cuwses ;;w;; undewgo, 
>_> Being OwO the ;;w;; agents ^w^ ow base uWu second means, 
The ^-^ cowds, OwO the xDD waddew, ^w^ ow OwO the hangman :3 wathew? 
:33 O, pawdon me UwU that I >_> descend OwO so low 
ÚwÚ To show OwO the xDD winye ÚwÚ and OwO the pwedicament 
OwO Whewein you ^.^ wange uWu undew :3 this subtiwe king! 
:33 Shaww ^.^ it uWu fow ÚwÚ shame >w< be spoken in ^.^ these OwO days, 
Ow fiww OwO up ^.^ chwonyicwes in UwU time ^-^ to xDD come, 
:33 That x3 men >_> of >_> youw uWu nyobiwity ÚwÚ and power 
OwO Did :3 gage them uWu both in OwO an ^.^ unjust behawf 
UwU (As uWu both >_> of you, :3 God pawdon ^.^ it! ^.^ have done) 
ÚwÚ To >w< put ;;w;; down ÚwÚ Wichawd, UwU that ^w^ sweet UwU wuvwy :3 wose, 
And >_> pwant :3 this :33 thown, :3 this ^.^ cankew, Bolingbroke? 
And uWu shaww ^.^ it in ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ shame >w< be further spoken 
:33 That you awe :3 foow'd, discarded, ÚwÚ and shook x3 off 
By him uWu fow xDD whom ^.^ these uWu shames ye :3 undewwent? 
Nyo! ÚwÚ yet UwU time sewves wherein you ^-^ may ^w^ wedeem 
Your banish'd honours ÚwÚ and restore youwsewves 
x3 Into OwO the good >_> thoughts >_> of OwO the x3 wowwd ÚwÚ again; 
^w^ Wevenge OwO the ÚwÚ jeewing ÚwÚ and OwO disdain'd >_> contempt 
x3 Of :3 this >_> pwoud ^-^ king, ^-^ who studies :3 day ÚwÚ and night 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew >w< aww OwO the >_> debt ^.^ he ÚwÚ owes ^-^ to you 
>_< Even with OwO the bwoody ;;w;; payment >_> of >_> youw >w< deaths. 
OwO Thewefowe I :33 say- 
Wow. Peace, uWu cousin, uWu say nyo ^-^ mowe; 
And nyow, I uWu wiww :33 uncwasp :3 a >w< secwet book, 
And ^-^ to >_> youw OwO quick-conceiving ^w^ discontents 
I'll ;;w;; wead you matter ^-^ deep ÚwÚ and xDD dangewous, 
UwU As :33 fuww >_> of peril ÚwÚ and adventuwous spirit 
UwU As ^-^ to o'erwalk :3 a cuwwent roaring loud 
uWu On OwO the ;;w;; unsteadfast >w< footing >_> of :3 a speaw. 
^w^ Hot. >w< If ^.^ he ^-^ faww ÚwÚ in, good night, ^w^ ow sink ^w^ ow >w< swim! 
>_> Send danger ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ east x3 unto OwO the UwU west, 
^w^ So uWu honyouw cross ^.^ it ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< nyowth ^-^ to uWu south, 
And let them >_< gwappwe. :33 O, OwO the UwU bwood ^-^ mowe OwO stiws 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wouse :3 a x3 wion than ^-^ to start :3 a hare! 
Nyowth. >_> Imaginyation >_> of >w< some gweat expwoit 
Dwives him uWu beyond OwO the ÚwÚ bounds >_> of uWu patience. 
^w^ Hot. By UwU heaven, >w< methinks ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe OwO an :33 easy :33 weap 
ÚwÚ To xDD pwuck UwU bwight uWu honyouw ^-^ fwom OwO the ^.^ pawe-fac'd ^w^ moon, 
Ow xDD dive OwO into OwO the xDD bottom >_> of OwO the ^-^ deep, 
:3 Whewe fadom xDD winye :33 couwd never ^.^ touch OwO the >w< gwound, 
And xDD pwuck OwO up drowned uWu honyouw uWu by OwO the ;;w;; wocks, 
^w^ So ^.^ he UwU that doth ^w^ wedeem xDD hew ^.^ thence UwU might wear 
Without corrival >w< aww xDD hew dignities; 
But >_< out x3 upon :3 this ^-^ hawf-fac'd fewwowship! 
Wow. ÚwÚ He appwehends :3 a x3 wowwd >_> of :33 figuwes ;;w;; hewe, 
But ^.^ nyot OwO the fowm >_> of what ^.^ he shouwd >_> attend. 
Good uWu cousin, ^w^ give me ^-^ audience uWu fow :3 a ;;w;; whiwe. 
^w^ Hot. I x3 cwy you uWu mewcy. 
Wow. Those >_> same x3 nyobwe Scots 
:33 That awe >_> youw x3 pwisonyews- 
^w^ Hot. I'll ^-^ keep them all. 
By God, ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have :3 a Scot >_> of them! 
No, ^-^ if :3 a Scot would :33 save his >_> souw, ^.^ he uWu shaww not. 
I'll ^-^ keep ;;w;; them, uWu by :3 this UwU hand! 
Wow. You start >_> away. 
And lend nyo ear x3 unto my puwposes. 
Those prisoners you uWu shaww keep. 
^w^ Hot. ;;w;; Nyay, I ^.^ wiww! :33 That :3 is ;;w;; fwat! 
ÚwÚ He ^w^ said ^.^ he would ^.^ nyot >_< wansom ^-^ Mowtimew, 
^w^ Fowbade my :33 tongue ^-^ to speak >_> of ^-^ Mowtimew, 
But I uWu wiww find him when ^.^ he :3 wies asweep, 
And in his ear I'll >_< howwoa ^.^ 'Mowtimew.' 
>_< Nyay; 
I'll ^.^ have :3 a starling uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ taught ^-^ to speak 
Nyothing uWu but UwU 'Mowtimew,' ÚwÚ and ^w^ give ^.^ it him 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep his :3 angew still in :33 motion. 
Wow. >w< Heaw you, uWu cousin, :3 a :33 wowd. 
^w^ Hot. ^-^ Aww studies here I solemnly :33 defy 
ÚwÚ Save how ^-^ to ^-^ gaww ÚwÚ and ^.^ pinch :3 this Bowingbwoke; 
And UwU that >_> same swowd-and-buckwew Prince >_> of Wales- 
But UwU that I ÚwÚ think his fathew loves him ^.^ nyot 
And would >w< be ^.^ gwad ^.^ he met with >w< some :33 mischance, 
I would ^.^ have him ;;w;; poisonyed with :3 a pot >_> of ale. 
Wow. Faweweww, :3 kinsman. I uWu wiww talk ^-^ to you 
When you awe better tempew'd ^-^ to >_> attend. 
Nyowth. ÚwÚ Why, what :3 a wasp-stung ÚwÚ and impatient OwO foow 
Awt :3 thou ^-^ to >_< bweak OwO into :3 this :3 woman's x3 mood, 
>w< Tying UwU thinye ear ^-^ to nyo :33 tongue uWu but UwU thinye own! 
^w^ Hot. ÚwÚ Why, ÚwÚ wook you, I x3 am :3 whipp'd ÚwÚ and ;;w;; scouwg'd with uWu wods, 
uWu Nyettwed, ÚwÚ and stung with uWu pismiwes when I hear 
x3 Of :3 this :3 viwe UwU powitician, :3 Bowingbwoke. 
UwU In UwU Wichawd's x3 time- what ^-^ do you caww OwO the place- 
OwO A pwague x3 upon ^.^ it! ^.^ it :3 is in UwU GIoucestewshiwe- 
ÚwÚ 'Twas xDD whewe OwO the ^-^ madcap UwU Duke his uncwe >_< kept- 
His uncwe Yowk- xDD whewe I ^.^ fiwst bow'd my knee 
^.^ Unto :3 this ;;w;; king >_> of smiles, :3 this Bowingbwoke- 
>w< 'S blood! 
When you ÚwÚ and ^.^ he came xDD back ^-^ fwom >w< Wavenspuwgh- 
Nyowth. ^.^ At Berkeley Castle. 
^w^ Hot. You uWu say true. 
ÚwÚ Why, what :3 a ;;w;; candy ^-^ deaw >_> of couwtesy 
:3 This >w< fawnying :33 gweyhound then >_> did ;;w;; pwoffew UwU me! 
Look, 'when his ÚwÚ infant >_> fowtunye came ^-^ to >_< age,' 
And ^w^ 'gentwe Hawwy >_< Pewcy,' ÚwÚ and 'kind uWu cousin'- 
:33 O, OwO the ^w^ deviw UwU take such ^-^ cozenyews!- :3 God forgive UwU me! 
Good uncwe, tell >_> youw :3 tawe, uWu fow I ^.^ have >w< donye. 
Wow. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if you ^.^ have ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ to ^.^ it again. 
We uWu wiww stay >_> youw ^.^ weisuwe. 
^w^ Hot. I ^.^ have >_< donye, >w< i' ;;w;; faith. 
Wow. ;;w;; Then UwU once ^-^ mowe ^-^ to >_> youw ÚwÚ Scottish ;;w;; pwisonyews. 
^w^ Dewivew them OwO up ^-^ without theiw >_< wansom stwaight, 
And ^-^ make OwO the UwU Dougwas' :3 son >_> youw only UwU mean 
>_< Fow >w< powews UwU In Scotwand; which, uWu fow divews reasons 
^w^ Which I uWu shaww ^-^ send you x3 wwitten, >w< be assur'd 
uWu Wiww easiwy >w< be gwanted. uWu [To uWu Nyowthumbewwand] :3 You, my lord, 
Your :3 son in xDD Scotwand being ;;w;; thus xDD empwoy'd, 
:33 Shaww secwetwy OwO into OwO the uWu bosom cweep 
x3 Of UwU that >_> same x3 nyobwe pwewate weww-bewov'd, 
The ÚwÚ Awchbishop. 
^w^ Hot. x3 Of Yowk, :3 is ^.^ it not? 
Wow. True; ^-^ who uWu beaws ^-^ hawd 
His >_< bwothew's death at Bwistow, OwO the Wowd >w< Scwoop. 
I speak ^.^ nyot :3 this in ;;w;; estimation, 
UwU As what I ÚwÚ think UwU might ^.^ be, uWu but what I xDD knyow 
^-^ Is OwO wuminyated, >_< pwotted, ÚwÚ and xDD set down, 
And only ^w^ stays uWu but ^-^ to >w< behowd OwO the ;;w;; face 
x3 Of UwU that >w< occasion UwU that uWu shaww bwing ^.^ it x3 on. 
^w^ Hot. I smell it. :3 Upon my xDD wife, ^.^ it uWu wiww ^-^ do :33 weww. 
Nyowth. Before OwO the uWu game :3 is xDD afoot :3 thou still UwU wet'st >_> swip. 
^w^ Hot. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ it cannyot OwO choose uWu but >w< be :3 a x3 nyobwe x3 pwot. 
And then OwO the power >_> of xDD Scotwand ÚwÚ and >_> of uWu Yowk 
ÚwÚ To >_> join with ^-^ Mowtimew, ha? 
Wow. And OwO so uWu they shall. 
^w^ Hot. UwU In :33 faith, ^.^ it :3 is UwU exceedingwy ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ aim'd. 
Wow. And 'tis nyo wittwe reason >_< bids OwO us uWu speed, 
ÚwÚ To :33 save ^-^ ouw :3 heads uWu by raising >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ head; 
>_< Fow, bear uWu ouwsewves as x3 even as ^-^ we ^-^ can, 
The UwU King uWu wiww :33 awways ÚwÚ think him in ^-^ ouw ^-^ debt, 
And ÚwÚ think ^-^ we ÚwÚ think uWu ouwsewves unsatisfied, 
;;w;; Tiww ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ;;w;; found :3 a UwU time ^-^ to pay OwO us UwU home. 
And UwU see already how ^.^ he doth begin 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO us :3 stwangews ^-^ to his looks >_> of wuv. 
^w^ Hot. ÚwÚ He does, ^.^ he does! >w< We'ww >w< be reveng'd uWu on >_> him. 
Wow. uWu Cousin, faweweww. :3 Nyo further >w< go in :3 this 
>w< Than I uWu by letters uWu shaww direct >_> youw >_> couwse. 
When UwU time :3 is xDD wipe, ;;w;; which uWu wiww >w< be ^w^ suddenwy, 
I'll >_< steaw ^-^ to Glendower ÚwÚ and Wowd ^-^ Mowtimew, 
:3 Whewe you ÚwÚ and Douglas, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw pow'rs at once, 
UwU As I uWu wiww ^.^ fashion it, uWu shaww UwU happiwy :33 meet, 
ÚwÚ To bear ^-^ ouw :3 fowtunyes in ^-^ ouw >_> own >w< stwong uWu awms, 
^w^ Which :3 nyow ^-^ we howd at >w< much ^.^ uncewtainty. 
Nyowth. Faweweww, good brother. We uWu shaww thrive, I uWu twust. 
^w^ Hot. :3 Uncwe, ^.^ adieu. :33 O, let OwO the ^w^ houws >w< be ^-^ showt 
;;w;; Tiww fields ÚwÚ and uWu bwows ÚwÚ and groans ÚwÚ appwaud ^-^ ouw uWu spowt! OwO Exeunt. 




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^-^ ACT >_> II. Scene :3 I. 
Wochestew. An ^-^ inn ^-^ yawd. 

x3 Entew :3 a Carrier with :3 a uWu wantewn in his hand. 

OwO 1. UwU Caw. Heigh-ho! OwO an ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ nyot ;;w;; fouw uWu by OwO the day, I'll >w< be >_> hang'd. 
^-^ Chawwes' ;;w;; wain :3 is xDD uvw OwO the OwO nyew >_> chimnyey, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^-^ ouw horse ^.^ nyot 
:33 pack'd.- >_> What, >_< ostwew! 
;;w;; Ost. ^-^ [within] ^-^ Anyon, x3 anyon. 
OwO 1. UwU Caw. I ;;w;; pwithee, ^.^ Tom, beat ÚwÚ Cut's saddle, >w< put :3 a xDD few flocks in OwO the 
point. OwO Poow jade :3 is wrung in OwO the >_> withews >_< out >_> of >w< aww cess. 

x3 Entew another ^w^ Cawwiew. 

OwO 2. UwU Caw. ^w^ Peas ÚwÚ and >w< beans awe as x3 dank here as :3 a dog, ÚwÚ and UwU that :3 is OwO the 
next uWu way ^-^ to ^w^ give UwU poow UwU jades OwO the UwU bots. :3 This house :3 is ;;w;; tuwnyed upside 
;;w;; down >_< since uWu Wobin ^-^ Ostwew died. 
OwO 1. UwU Caw. OwO Poow :3 fewwow never :3 joyed >_< since OwO the x3 pwice >_> of >_> oats xDD wose. ^w^ It 
ÚwÚ was OwO the death >_> of >_> him. 
OwO 2. UwU Caw. I ÚwÚ think :3 this >w< be OwO the UwU most villanous house in >w< aww UwU Wondon woad 
uWu fow fleas. I x3 am stung >_< wike :3 a tench. 
OwO 1. UwU Caw. ;;w;; Wike :3 a OwO tench I By OwO the ;;w;; mass, there :3 is :33 nye'ew :3 a ;;w;; king chwisten 
:33 couwd >w< be better >w< bit than I ^.^ have >_< been >_< since OwO the ^.^ fiwst xDD cock. 
OwO 2. UwU Caw. ÚwÚ Why, uWu they uWu wiww awwow OwO us :33 nye'ew :3 a OwO jowdan, ÚwÚ and then ^-^ we leak in 
>_> youw >_> chimnyey, ÚwÚ and >_> youw :33 chambew-wye >_> bweeds :3 fweas >_< wike :3 a loach. 
OwO 1. UwU Caw. >_> What, >_< ostwew! come away ÚwÚ and >w< be hang'd! come >w< away! 
OwO 2. UwU Caw. I ^.^ have :3 a gammon >_> of ^.^ bacon ÚwÚ and two wazes >_> of ^w^ gingew, ^-^ to >w< be 
UwU dewivewed as :3 faw as >_> Chawing OwO Cwoss. 
OwO 1. UwU Caw. God's ^-^ body! OwO the OwO tuwkeys in my OwO pannyiew awe ^-^ quite ^.^ stawved. 
>_> What, >_< ostwew! OwO A pwague uWu on thee! x3 hast :3 thou never OwO an eye in >w< thy 
>_< head? OwO Canst ^.^ nyot uWu heaw? An 'twere ^.^ nyot as good deed as dwink ^-^ to 
>_< bweak OwO the OwO pate uWu on ^.^ thee, I x3 am :3 a vewy :3 viwwain. ^w^ Come, ÚwÚ and >w< be hang'd! 
xDD Hast nyo :3 faith in OwO thee? 

x3 Entew Gadshill. 

xDD Gads. Good ^.^ mowwow, cawwiews. What's ^.^ o'cwock? 
OwO 1. UwU Caw. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it >w< be two >w< o'cwock. 
xDD Gads. I ÚwÚ pwithee lend me :3 this uWu wantewn ^-^ to UwU see my ÚwÚ gewding in OwO the 
>_< stabwe. 
OwO 1. UwU Caw. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu by God, ^.^ soft! I xDD knyow :3 a xDD twick wowth two >_> of UwU that, 
>w< i' ;;w;; faith. 
xDD Gads. I pray ÚwÚ thee lend me >w< thinye. 
OwO 2. UwU Caw. >w< Ay, when? ^w^ canst UwU teww? ;;w;; Wend me >w< thy x3 wantewn, OwO quoth x3 he? x3 Mawwy, 
I'll UwU see ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; hang'd fiwst! 
xDD Gads. Sirrah >_< cawwiew, what UwU time ^-^ do you UwU mean ^-^ to come ^-^ to Wondon? 
OwO 2. UwU Caw. Time enough ^-^ to >w< go ^-^ to bed with :3 a uWu candwe, I ;;w;; wawwant thee. 
^w^ Come, UwU nyeighbouw ;;w;; Mugs, ^w^ we'ww caww OwO up OwO the >_< gentwemen. ^.^ They uWu wiww 
ÚwÚ awong with ^.^ company, uWu fow uWu they ^.^ have gweat :33 chawge. 
>_< Exeunt [Cawwiews]. 
xDD Gads. >_> What, UwU ho! OwO chambewwain! 

x3 Entew Chamberlain. 

^w^ Cham. ^.^ At ;;w;; hand, OwO quoth pickpuwse. 
xDD Gads. ^.^ That's x3 even as fair x3 as- ;;w;; 'at ;;w;; hand, OwO quoth OwO the :33 chambewwain'; uWu fow 
:3 thou variest nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ fwom >w< picking >_> of :3 puwses than giving :3 diwection 
doth ^-^ fwom labouring: :3 thou xDD wayest OwO the plot ÚwÚ how. 
^w^ Cham. Good ^.^ mowwow, ^-^ Mastew Gadshill. ^w^ It howds cuwwent UwU that I told 
you :3 yestewnyight. There's :3 a ^.^ fwankwin in OwO the ^w^ Wiwd >_> of xDD Kent ;;w;; hath 
^w^ bwought three ^-^ hundwed ^.^ mawks with him in >w< gowd. I heard him tell ^.^ it 
^-^ to ^-^ onye >_> of his >_> company last night at UwU suppew- :3 a >w< kind >_> of auditor; 
^-^ onye UwU that ;;w;; hath abundance >_> of chawge UwU too, :3 God knows >_> what. ^.^ They awe 
OwO up already ÚwÚ and caww uWu fow >_> eggs ÚwÚ and >_> buttew. ^.^ They uWu wiww away 
>_> pwesentwy. 
xDD Gads. Sirrah, ^-^ if uWu they ^.^ meet ^.^ nyot with x3 Saint :3 Nyichowas' ;;w;; cwewks, I'll 
^w^ give ÚwÚ thee :3 this ÚwÚ nyeck. 
^w^ Cham. No, I'll UwU nyonye >_> of it. I pray ÚwÚ thee ^-^ keep UwU that uWu fow OwO the OwO hangman; 
uWu fow I xDD knyow :3 thou :3 wowshippest x3 Saint Nicholas as ^.^ twuwy as :3 a man >_> of 
:3 fawsehood OwO may. 
xDD Gads. What >_> tawkest :3 thou ^-^ to me >_> of OwO the hangman? >w< If I uWu hang, I'll ^-^ make 
:3 a UwU fat paiw >_> of gawwows; uWu fow ^-^ if I uWu hang, ^.^ owd Sir uWu John OwO hangs with uWu me, 
ÚwÚ and :3 thou OwO knyowest ^.^ he :3 is nyo >_< stawvewing. UwU Tut! there awe uWu othew 
xDD Twoyans UwU that :3 thou ÚwÚ dweam'st ^.^ nyot :33 of, OwO the ;;w;; which uWu fow uWu spowt :33 sake awe 
^.^ content ^-^ to ^-^ do OwO the >_< pwofession >w< some ÚwÚ gwace; UwU that would (if mattews 
shouwd >w< be ^.^ wook'd into) uWu fow theiw >_> own ÚwÚ cwedit :33 sake ^-^ make >w< aww whowe. 
I x3 am joined with nyo foot ÚwÚ wand-wakews, nyo >_< wong-staff ^w^ sixpenny 
strikers, UwU nyonye >_> of ^.^ these mad mustachio ;;w;; puwpwe-hued OwO mawtwowms; uWu but 
with ^w^ nyobiwity, ÚwÚ and tranquillity, ;;w;; buwgomastews ÚwÚ and gweat onyeyews, 
such as can howd ÚwÚ in, such as uWu wiww strike sooner than ÚwÚ speak, ÚwÚ and 
speak sooner than x3 dwink, ÚwÚ and dwink sooner than xDD pway; ÚwÚ and >_> yet, 
ÚwÚ zounds, I >_> wie; uWu fow uWu they pray continyuawwy ^-^ to theiw :33 saint, OwO the 
^-^ commonweawth, ^w^ ow ^.^ wathew, ^.^ nyot pray ^-^ to UwU hew, uWu but uWu pwey uWu on UwU hew, uWu fow 
uWu they ride OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down uWu on xDD hew ÚwÚ and ^-^ make xDD hew theiw >_> boots. 
^w^ Cham. >_> What, OwO the commonweawth theiw boots? uWu Wiww ^.^ she howd >_< out >w< watew 
in ;;w;; fouw ^w^ way? 
xDD Gads. She wiww, ^.^ she ^.^ wiww! uWu Justice ;;w;; hath ^w^ wiquow'd :3 hew. We >_< steaw as in 
:3 a xDD castwe, ;;w;; cocksuwe. We ^.^ have OwO the ^-^ weceipt >_> of xDD fewnseed, ^-^ we ÚwÚ wawk 
invisible. 
^w^ Cham. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu by my :33 faith, I ÚwÚ think you awe ^-^ mowe OwO behowding ^-^ to OwO the night 
than ^-^ to ^w^ fewnseed uWu fow >_> youw walking invisible. 
xDD Gads. >w< Give me >w< thy hand. Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have :3 a share in ^-^ ouw puwchase, as 
I ÚwÚ and :3 a OwO twue xDD man. 
^w^ Cham. ;;w;; Nyay, wathew let me ^.^ have it, as you awe :3 a false >w< thief. 
xDD Gads. uWu Go to; ^.^ 'homo' :3 is :3 a ^w^ common name ^-^ to >w< aww ^-^ men. UwU Bid OwO the :33 ostwew 
bwing my ÚwÚ gewding >_< out >_> of OwO the >_< stabwe. Faweweww, you >w< muddy knave. 
OwO Exeunt. 




Scene >_> II. 
The >_> highway ;;w;; nyeaw Gadshill. 

x3 Entew Prince ÚwÚ and UwU Poins. 

UwU Poins. ^w^ Come, shewtew, :33 shewtew! I ^.^ have :33 wemov'd Falstaff's OwO howse, ÚwÚ and 
^.^ he frets >_< wike :3 a >_> gumm'd OwO vewvet. 
^.^ Pwince. Stand UwU cwose. ^.^ [They xDD step OwO aside.] 

x3 Entew :33 Fawstaff. 

Fal. >_< Poins! xDD Poins, ÚwÚ and >w< be hang'd! >_< Poins! 
^.^ Pwince. I comes :3 fowwawd I Peace, ye OwO fat-kidnyey'd wascaw! What :3 a 
^w^ bwawwing OwO dost :3 thou xDD keep! 
Fal. Where's xDD Poins, xDD Haw? 
^.^ Pwince. ÚwÚ He :3 is uWu wawk'd OwO up ^-^ to OwO the :3 top >_> of OwO the :33 hiww. I'll >w< go >w< seek >_> him. 
UwU [Steps OwO aside.] 
Fal. I x3 am ;;w;; accuws'd ^-^ to x3 wob in UwU that UwU thief's :33 company. The >w< wascaw ;;w;; hath 
wemuvd my horse ÚwÚ and tied him I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot ^w^ whewe. >w< If I ^w^ twavew uWu but 
;;w;; fouw foot uWu by OwO the squire further ^-^ afoot, I uWu shaww >_< bweak my wind. 
Weww, I x3 doubt ^.^ nyot uWu but ^-^ to die :3 a fair death uWu fow >w< aww this, ^-^ if I 
^w^ scape :33 hanging uWu fow :33 kiwwing UwU that >_> wogue. I ^.^ have >_> fowswown his >_> company 
houwwy ^-^ any UwU time :3 this >_> two-and-twenty yeaws, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet I x3 am uWu bewitch'd 
with OwO the :3 wogue's :33 company. >w< If OwO the >w< wascaw ^.^ have ^.^ nyot >w< given me 
ÚwÚ medicinyes ^-^ to ^-^ make me love ^w^ him, I'll >w< be >_> hang'd. ^w^ It :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >w< be 
>w< ewse. I ^.^ have dwunk :33 medicinyes. >_< Poins! Hal! OwO A pwague x3 upon you :33 both! 
^.^ Bawdowph! >_> Peto! I'll stawve ewe I'll x3 wob :3 a foot >_< fuwthew. An 
'twere ^.^ nyot as good :3 a deed as dwink ^-^ to xDD tuwn OwO twue man ÚwÚ and ^-^ to xDD weave 
^.^ these rogues, I x3 am OwO the vewiest vawwet UwU that >w< evew chewed with :3 a 
UwU tooth. OwO Eight yawds >_> of :33 unyeven gwound :3 is threescore ÚwÚ and >w< ten :3 miwes 
xDD afoot with uWu me, ÚwÚ and OwO the stony-heawted >_< viwwains xDD knyow ^.^ it ;;w;; weww 
^w^ enyough. OwO A pwague x3 upon ^.^ it when ;;w;; thieves cannyot >w< be OwO twue ^-^ onye ^-^ to 
^.^ anyothew! (They whistwe.) >_< Whew! OwO A pwague x3 upon you all! >w< Give me my 
OwO howse, you ^-^ wogues! ^w^ give me my horse ÚwÚ and >w< be hang'd! 
^.^ Pwince. >_> [comes forward] Peace, ye UwU fat-guts! Wie down, uWu way UwU thinye ear 
:33 cwose ^-^ to OwO the >w< gwound, ÚwÚ and list ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ canst hear OwO the ÚwÚ twead >_> of 
:33 twavewwews. 
Fal. >_< Have you ^-^ any levers ^-^ to wift me OwO up uWu again, being :33 down? uWu 'Sbwood, 
I'll ^.^ nyot bear >_< minye >_> own ^.^ fwesh OwO so :3 faw xDD afoot UwU again uWu fow >w< aww OwO the >_< coin 
in >w< thy >_< fathew's exchequer. What :3 a pwague UwU mean ye ^-^ to colt me ^.^ thus? 
^.^ Pwince. Thou UwU wiest; :3 thou art ^.^ nyot cowted, :3 thou art uncowted. 
Fal. I ;;w;; pwithee, good Prince uWu Haw, ^w^ hewp me ^-^ to my OwO howse, good :3 king's 
:33 son. 
^.^ Pwince. :33 Out, ye wogue! :33 Shaww I >w< be >_> youw ^-^ ostwew? 
Fal. uWu Go >_> hang thyself in UwU thinye >_> own heiw-appawent >_< gawtews! >w< If I >w< be 
ta'en, I'll xDD peach uWu fow ÚwÚ this. An I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot bawwads :3 made uWu on you 
aww, ÚwÚ and uWu sung ^-^ to fiwthy >w< tunyes, let :3 a ^w^ cup >_> of sack >w< be my :33 poison. 
When :3 a ÚwÚ jest :3 is OwO so ;;w;; fowwawd- ÚwÚ and xDD afoot :33 too- I UwU hate it. 

x3 Entew >_< Gadshiww, ÚwÚ [Bawdowph ÚwÚ and :3 Peto with UwU him]. 

xDD Gads. ;;w;; Stand! 
Fal. ^w^ So I uWu do, x3 against my uWu wiww. 
UwU Poins. >_> [comes fortward] :33 O, 'tis ^-^ ouw setter. I xDD knyow his ÚwÚ voice. 
Bardolph, what x3 nyews? 
^.^ Baw. UwU Case >_< ye, UwU case :33 ye! uWu On with >_> youw :33 vizawds! There's money >_> of OwO the 
King's UwU coming ;;w;; down OwO the ;;w;; hiww; 'tis ^-^ going ^-^ to OwO the King's exchequer. 
Fal. You >_< wie, ye wogue! ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ going ^-^ to OwO the King's xDD tavewn. 
xDD Gads. There's enough ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO us all. 
Fal. ÚwÚ To >w< be >_> hang'd. 
^.^ Pwince. >w< Siws, you ;;w;; fouw uWu shaww xDD fwont them in OwO the narrow OwO wanye; OwO Nyed 
Poins ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ÚwÚ wawk wowew. >w< If uWu they ^w^ scape ^-^ fwom >_> youw uWu encountew, 
then uWu they ^.^ wight uWu on ÚwÚ us. 
UwU Peto. OwO How many >w< be there >_> of >w< them? 
xDD Gads. uWu Some eight ^w^ ow uWu ten. 
Fal. uWu Zounds, uWu wiww uWu they ^.^ nyot x3 wob >_> us? 
^.^ Pwince. >_> What, :3 a xDD cowawd, Sir uWu John ^.^ Paunch? 
Fal. ;;w;; Indeed, I x3 am ^.^ nyot uWu John >_> of :3 Gaunt, >_> youw >_< gwandfathew; uWu but ÚwÚ yet nyo 
xDD cowawd, Hal. 
^.^ Pwince. Weww, ^-^ we xDD weave UwU that ^-^ to OwO the proof. 
UwU Poins. Sirrah >w< Jack, >w< thy horse ^-^ stands >_> behind OwO the >_> hedge. When :3 thou 
UwU nyeed'st ^w^ him, there :3 thou ^-^ shawt find >_> him. Farewell ÚwÚ and ^.^ stand fast. 
Fal. Nyow cannyot I strike ^w^ him, ^-^ if I shouwd >w< be >_> hang'd. 
^.^ Pwince. >_> [aside ^-^ to uWu Poins] ^-^ Nyed, xDD whewe awe ^-^ ouw ;;w;; disguises? 
UwU Poins. >_> [aside ^-^ to >_> Pwince] Here, ^-^ hawd by. Stand UwU cwose. 
[Exeunt Prince ÚwÚ and >w< Poins.] 
Fal. Nyow, my masters, x3 happy man >w< be his >_> dowe, uWu say :3 I. uWu Evewy man ^-^ to 
his :33 businyess. 

x3 Entew OwO the >_< Twavewwews. 

uWu Twavewwew. ^w^ Come, xDD nyeighbouw. 
The :3 boy uWu shaww ;;w;; wead ^-^ ouw howses ;;w;; down OwO the ;;w;; hiww; 
>w< We'ww ÚwÚ wawk xDD afoot :3 awhiwe ÚwÚ and >_> ease ^-^ ouw wegs. 
xDD Thieves. ;;w;; Stand! 
uWu Twavewwew. ÚwÚ Jesus bless >_< us! 
Fal. Stwike! ;;w;; down with them! ÚwÚ cut OwO the villains' ;;w;; thwoats! xDD Ah, 
whoreson catewpiwwaws! :33 bacon-fed xDD knyaves! uWu they UwU hate OwO us uWu youth. x3 Down 
with them! xDD fweece them! 
uWu Twavewwew. :33 O, ^-^ we awe :3 undonye, uWu both ^-^ we ÚwÚ and ^w^ ouws uWu fow ^-^ evew! 
Fal. >w< Hang >_< ye, UwU gowbewwied knaves, awe ye xDD undonye? No, ye UwU fat xDD chuffs; 
I would >_> youw ^.^ stowe ;;w;; wewe :3 hewe! uWu On, bacons :33 on! >_> What, ye xDD knyaves! 
x3 young x3 men >w< must wive. You awe UwU gwandjuwows, awe OwO ye? >w< We'ww jure >_< ye, 
faith! 
;;w;; Hewe uWu they x3 wob ÚwÚ and uWu bind ^.^ them. OwO Exeunt. 

x3 Entew OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and Poins ;;w;; [in >_> buckwam ;;w;; suits]. 

^.^ Pwince. The ;;w;; thieves ^.^ have bound OwO the OwO twue ^-^ men. Nyow :33 couwd :3 thou ÚwÚ and I 
x3 wob OwO the ;;w;; thieves ÚwÚ and >w< go UwU mewwiwy ^-^ to London, ^.^ it would >w< be awgument 
uWu fow :3 a >w< week, laughter uWu fow :3 a ^w^ month, ÚwÚ and :3 a good ÚwÚ jest uWu fow ever. 
UwU Poins. Stand close! I hear them >w< coming. 
^.^ [They ^.^ stand OwO aside.] 

x3 Entew OwO the >_< Thieves again. 

Fal. ^w^ Come, my masters, let OwO us share, ÚwÚ and then ^-^ to horse before day. 
An OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and Poins >w< be ^.^ nyot two :33 awwant cowards, :33 thewe's nyo 
^w^ equity >_> stiwwing. There's nyo ^-^ mowe valour in UwU that Poins than in :3 a 
wiwd :33 duck. 

OwO [As uWu they awe UwU shawing, OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and Poins xDD set x3 upon 
^.^ them. ÚwÚ THey >w< aww run ^w^ away, ÚwÚ and Falstaff, aftew :3 a blow ^w^ ow 
^-^ two, runs ^-^ awasy UwU too, ^w^ weaving OwO the ;;w;; booty >_> behind ^.^ them.] 

^.^ Pwince. Your money! 
UwU Poins. Villains! 

^.^ Pwince. ^-^ Got with >w< much OwO ease. Nyow UwU mewwiwy ^-^ to ÚwÚ howse. 
The ;;w;; thieves awe scattered, ÚwÚ and ^-^ possess'd with ;;w;; feaw 
^w^ So stwongwy UwU that uWu they dare ^.^ nyot ^.^ meet OwO each other. 
>_> Each ^-^ takes his :3 fewwow uWu fow OwO an uWu officew. 
Away, good Ned. :3 Fawstaff x3 sweats ^-^ to death 
And lards OwO the lean :3 eawth as ^.^ he walks awong. 
Were't ^.^ nyot uWu fow laughing, I shouwd ^-^ pity >_> him. 
UwU Poins. OwO How OwO the wogue x3 woaw'd! OwO Exeunt. 




Scene III. 
Wawkwowth Castle. 

x3 Entew x3 Hotspuw ^w^ sowus, reading :3 a letter. 

^w^ Hot. x3 'But, uWu fow >_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, my lord, I :33 couwd >w< be ;;w;; weww OwO contented ^-^ to 
>w< be there, in >_< wespect >_> of OwO the love I bear >_> youw ;;w;; house.' ÚwÚ He :33 couwd >w< be 
UwU contented- x3 why :3 is ^.^ he ^.^ nyot ^.^ then? UwU In >_< wespect >_> of OwO the love ^.^ he uWu beaws 
^-^ ouw house! ÚwÚ He >w< shows in :3 this ^.^ he loves his >_> own :3 bawn better than ^.^ he 
loves ^-^ ouw >_< house. >_> Wet me UwU see >w< some more. xDD 'The OwO puwpose you >_< undewtake 
:3 is >_< dangewous'- ÚwÚ Why, that's cewtain! ^.^ 'Tis dangewous ^-^ to UwU take :3 a 
cold, ^-^ to >w< sweep, ^-^ to drink; uWu but I tell you, my lord fool, >_< out >_> of 
:3 this nyettwe, danger, ^-^ we xDD pwuck :3 this ^w^ fwowew, xDD safety. xDD 'The OwO puwpose 
you >_< undewtake :3 is xDD dangewous, OwO the fwiends you ^.^ have ^w^ nyamed ÚwÚ uncewtain, 
OwO the UwU time itsewf >_> unsowted, ÚwÚ and >_> youw xDD whowe plot xDD too ^.^ wight uWu fow OwO the 
^-^ countewpoise >_> of OwO so gweat OwO an ÚwÚ opposition.' Say you so, uWu say you so? 
I uWu say x3 unto you uWu again, you awe :3 a ÚwÚ shawwow, >_> cowawdwy :33 hind, ÚwÚ and you 
^-^ wie. What :3 a lack-brain :3 is x3 this! By OwO the :3 Wowd, ^-^ ouw plot :3 is :3 a good 
plot as >w< evew ÚwÚ was :33 waid; ^-^ ouw fwiends OwO twue ÚwÚ and constant: :3 a good 
pwot, good fwiends, ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of UwU expectation; OwO an excellent pwot, 
vewy good >_< fwiends. What :3 a frosty-spirited wogue :3 is x3 this! ÚwÚ Why, my 
Wowd >_> of uWu Yowk ;;w;; commends OwO the plot ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ genyewaw ^-^ couwse >_> of OwO the 
^w^ action. uWu Zounds, OwO an I ;;w;; wewe :3 nyow uWu by :3 this wascaw, I :33 couwd bwain him 
with his lady's uWu fan. ^-^ Is there ^.^ nyot my fathew, my uncwe, ÚwÚ and 
mysewf; Wowd Edmund ^-^ Mowtimew, my Wowd >_> of Yowk, ÚwÚ and x3 Owen 
;;w;; Gwendowew? ^-^ Is there ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ besides, OwO the :33 Dougwas? >_< Have I ^.^ nyot >w< aww 
theiw letters ^-^ to ^.^ meet me in ÚwÚ awms uWu by OwO the nyinth >_> of OwO the next ^w^ month, 
ÚwÚ and awe uWu they ^.^ nyot >w< some >_> of them xDD set :3 fowwawd >_> awweady? What :3 a OwO pagan 
>w< wascaw :3 is x3 this! OwO an infidew! Ha! you uWu shaww UwU see nyow, in vewy 
sincewity >_> of ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and x3 cowd OwO heawt uWu wiww ^.^ he ^-^ to OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and uWu way open 
>w< aww ^-^ ouw x3 pwoceedings. :33 O, I :33 couwd >_> divide ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ and >w< go ^-^ to buffets 
uWu fow ^w^ moving such :3 a dish >_> of ^-^ skim >_< miwk with OwO so honyouwabwe OwO an x3 action! 
>w< Hang ^w^ him, let him tell OwO the >_< King! ^-^ we awe prepared. I uWu wiww xDD set 
:3 fowwawd to-nyight. 

x3 Entew his x3 Wady. 

OwO How nyow, Kate? I >w< must xDD weave you within ^.^ these two OwO houws. 
x3 Wady. :3 O my good lord, x3 why awe you ;;w;; thus >_< awonye? 
>_< Fow what OwO offence ^.^ have I :3 this fowtnyight >_< been 
OwO A banish'd ^-^ woman ^-^ fwom my OwO Hawwy's :33 bed, 
>_> Teww uWu me, ^w^ sweet lord, what :3 is't UwU that ^-^ takes ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee 
x3 Thy >w< stomach, pweasuwe, ÚwÚ and >w< thy gowden xDD sweep? 
UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou ^-^ bend UwU thinye eyes x3 upon OwO the :3 eawth, 
And start OwO so >_< often when :3 thou ^w^ sit'st >_< awonye? 
UwU Why x3 hast :3 thou lost OwO the ^.^ fwesh UwU bwood in >w< thy x3 cheeks 
And >w< given my tweasuwes ÚwÚ and my ^-^ wights >_> of ÚwÚ thee 
ÚwÚ To thick-ey'd >_< musing ÚwÚ and :33 cuws'd mewanchowy? 
UwU In >w< thy ^.^ faint ^-^ swumbews I uWu by ÚwÚ thee ^.^ have uWu watch'd, 
And heard ÚwÚ thee >_< muwmuw tales >_> of iwon ^w^ waws, 
^w^ Speak >_> tewms >_> of manage ^-^ to >w< thy xDD bounding ^-^ steed, 
OwO Cwy 'Courage! ^-^ to OwO the field!' And :3 thou x3 hast >w< tawk'd 
x3 Of sawwies ÚwÚ and >w< wetiwes, >_> of x3 twenches, >_> tent, 
x3 Of palisadoes, OwO fwontiews, ÚwÚ pawapets, 
x3 Of >_< basiwisks, >_> of cannon, >_< cuwvewin, 
x3 Of >w< pwisonyews' wansom, ÚwÚ and >_> of xDD sowdiews slain, 
And >w< aww OwO the UwU cuwwents >_> of :3 a heady ^w^ fight. 
x3 Thy spirit within ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; hath >_< been OwO so at war, 
And ;;w;; thus ;;w;; hath OwO so ^.^ bestiww'd ÚwÚ thee in >w< thy >w< sweep, 
:33 That uWu beads >_> of ÚwÚ sweat ^.^ have ÚwÚ stood x3 upon >w< thy uWu bwow 
;;w;; Wike bubbwes i-iww :3 a late-disturbed ÚwÚ stweam, 
And in >w< thy ;;w;; face ÚwÚ stwange motions ^.^ have ^w^ appeaw'd, 
Such as ^-^ we UwU see when x3 men restrain theiw >_> bweath 
uWu On >w< some gweat ^w^ sudden :3 hest. :33 O, what >w< powtents awe ^w^ these? 
uWu Some :33 heavy ^-^ businyess ;;w;; hath my lord in ;;w;; hand, 
And I >w< must xDD knyow it, ewse ^.^ he loves me not. 
^w^ Hot. >_> What, UwU ho! 

ÚwÚ [Entew :3 a Sewvant.] 

^-^ Is ^-^ Giwwiams with OwO the >_< packet gonye? 
Serv. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; is, my lord, OwO an hour uWu ago. 
^w^ Hot. ;;w;; Hath :3 Butwew ^w^ bwought x3 those howses ^-^ fwom OwO the sheriff? 
Serv. >_< Onye OwO howse, my lord, ^.^ he ^w^ bwought x3 even OwO nyow. 
^w^ Hot. What horse? OwO A woan, :3 a ^-^ cwop-eaw, :3 is ^.^ it not? 
Serv. ^w^ It ;;w;; is, my :33 wowd. 
^w^ Hot. :33 That woan uWu shaww >w< be my thwonye. 
Weww, I uWu wiww xDD back him ÚwÚ stwaight. :3 O ^.^ espewance! 
UwU Bid :3 Butwew ;;w;; wead him :3 fowth OwO into OwO the xDD pawk. 
xDD [Exit Sewvant.] 
x3 Wady. But hear you, my :33 wowd. 
^w^ Hot. What xDD say'st thou, my >w< wady? 
x3 Wady. What :3 is ^.^ it >_> cawwies you >_> away? 
^w^ Hot. ÚwÚ Why, my OwO howse, my love- my OwO howse! 
x3 Wady. :33 Out, you mad-headed ape! 
OwO A weasel ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot such :3 a ^-^ deaw >_> of uWu spween 
UwU As you awe uWu toss'd OwO with. UwU In :33 faith, 
I'll xDD knyow >_> youw businyess, Hawwy; UwU that I ^.^ wiww! 
I ;;w;; feaw my bwothew OwO Mowtimew doth :33 stiw 
About his title ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath x3 sent uWu fow you 
ÚwÚ To xDD winye his enterprise; uWu but ^-^ if you ^w^ go- 
^w^ Hot. ^w^ So :3 faw ^-^ afoot, I uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ weawy, wuv. 
x3 Wady. ^w^ Come, xDD come, you ^w^ pawaquito, ÚwÚ answew me 
Directly x3 unto :3 this xDD question UwU that I ask. 
I'll >_< bweak >w< thy wittwe fingew, ÚwÚ Hawwy, 
An ^-^ if :3 thou xDD wiwt ^.^ nyot tell my >w< aww >w< things true. 
^w^ Hot. :3 Away. 
Away, you ^w^ twifwew! Wuv? I love ÚwÚ thee not; 
I cawe ^.^ nyot uWu fow ^.^ thee, x3 Kate. :3 This :3 is nyo x3 wowwd 
ÚwÚ To xDD pway with ^.^ mammets ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ÚwÚ tiwt with lips. 
We >w< must ^.^ have bwoody xDD nyoses ÚwÚ and cwack'd cwowns, 
And xDD pass them cuwwent ^w^ too. x3 Gods uWu me, my OwO howse! 
What xDD say'st thou, Kate? What wouldst :3 thou ^.^ have with x3 me? 
x3 Wady. Do you ^.^ nyot love x3 me? ^-^ do you ^.^ nyot ^.^ indeed? 
Weww, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot then; uWu fow >_< since you love me ;;w;; nyot, 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot love ^-^ mysewf. Do you ^.^ nyot love x3 me? 
;;w;; Nyay, tell me ^-^ if you speak in ÚwÚ jest ^w^ ow nyo. 
^w^ Hot. ^w^ Come, xDD wiwt :3 thou UwU see me :3 wide? 
And when I x3 am a-horseback, I uWu wiww uWu sweaw 
I love ÚwÚ thee infinitely. But :3 hawk you. Kate: 
I >w< must ^.^ nyot ^.^ have you ^w^ hencefowth xDD question me 
Whither I ÚwÚ go, :3 nyow reason wheweabout. 
Whither I xDD must, I must; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to conclude, 
:3 This evening >w< must I xDD weave you, gentwe x3 Kate. 
I xDD knyow you x3 wise; uWu but ÚwÚ yet nyo farther xDD wise 
>w< Than Hawwy Percy's ^-^ wife; ;;w;; constant you awe, 
But ÚwÚ yet :3 a ;;w;; woman; ÚwÚ and uWu fow secwecy, 
:3 Nyo wady x3 cwosew, uWu fow I ;;w;; weww believe 
Thou xDD wiwt ^.^ nyot xDD uttew what :3 thou OwO dost ^.^ nyot >w< knyow, 
And OwO so :3 faw uWu wiww I xDD twust ^.^ thee, gentwe x3 Kate. 
x3 Wady. :3 How? OwO so >_> faw? 
^w^ Hot. :3 Nyot OwO an ÚwÚ inch >_< fuwthew. But :3 hawk you, Kate: 
Whither I ÚwÚ go, thithew uWu shaww you >w< go :33 too; 
uWu To-day uWu wiww I xDD set >w< fowth, to-morrow you. 
uWu Wiww :3 this ^.^ content you, Kate,? 
x3 Wady. ^w^ It >w< must >_> of :3 fowce. OwO Exeunt. 




Scene ^.^ IV. 
Eastcheap. The Boaw's Head xDD Tavewn. 

x3 Entew Prince ÚwÚ and UwU Poins. 

^.^ Pwince. ^-^ Nyed, ÚwÚ pwithee come >_< out >_> of UwU that OwO fat-woom ÚwÚ and lend me >w< thy hand 
^-^ to waugh :3 a ^-^ wittwe. 
UwU Poins. :3 Whewe x3 hast :3 been, xDD Haw? 
>_> Pwince,. x3 With three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw ;;w;; woggewheads ÚwÚ amongst three ^w^ ow 
fouwscowe hogsheads. I ^.^ have ÚwÚ sounded OwO the vewy >_< bass-stwing >_> of 
xDD humiwity. Sirrah, I x3 am sworn bwothew ^-^ to :3 a uWu weash >_> of ÚwÚ dwawews ÚwÚ and 
can caww them >w< aww uWu by theiw chwisten nyames, as ^.^ Tom, ;;w;; Dick, ÚwÚ and 
uWu Fwancis. ^.^ They UwU take ^.^ it already x3 upon theiw ;;w;; sawvation UwU that, >w< though 
I >w< be uWu but Prince >_> of xDD Wawes, ÚwÚ yet I x3 am OwO the ;;w;; king >_> of xDD couwtesy; ÚwÚ and tell 
me flatly I x3 am nyo >_> pwoud x3 Jack >_< wike Falstaff, uWu but :3 a ^-^ Cowinthian, :3 a 
^.^ wad >_> of ÚwÚ mettwe, :3 a good :3 boy ^.^ (by OwO the :3 Wowd, OwO so uWu they caww ^-^ me!), ÚwÚ and 
when I x3 am UwU King >_> of ^.^ Engwand I uWu shaww xDD command >w< aww OwO the good lads 
Eastcheap. ^.^ They caww uWu dwinking ^-^ deep, ^.^ dying OwO scawwet; ÚwÚ and when 
you bweathe in >_> youw uWu watewing, uWu they x3 cwy 'hem!' ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid you xDD pway ^.^ it 
UwU off. ÚwÚ To conclude, I x3 am OwO so good :3 a pwoficient in ^-^ onye ÚwÚ quawtew >_> of OwO an 
hour UwU that I can dwink with ^-^ any uWu tinkew in his >_> own language ^.^ duwing 
my wife. I tell ^.^ thee, ^-^ Nyed, :3 thou x3 hast lost >w< much uWu honyouw UwU that :3 thou 
^w^ wewt ^.^ nyot with me in :3 this ^w^ action. But, ^w^ sweet Ned- ^-^ to OwO sweeten ;;w;; which 
name >_> of ^-^ Nyed, I ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee :3 this uWu pennywowth >_> of UwU sugaw, ÚwÚ cwapp'd x3 even 
:3 nyow OwO into my hand uWu by OwO an under-skinker, ^-^ onye UwU that never ^-^ spake uWu othew 
Engwish in his life than ^-^ 'Eight xDD shiwwings ÚwÚ and >w< sixpence,' ÚwÚ and >_< 'You 
awe :3 wewcome,' with :3 this shrill addition, 'Anyon, ÚwÚ anyon, :3 siw! ^-^ Scowe 
:3 a >_< pint >_> of xDD bastawd in OwO the >_> Hawf-moon,' ^w^ ow ;;w;; so- ;;w;; but, ^-^ Nyed, ^-^ to ÚwÚ dwive 
away OwO the UwU time ÚwÚ tiww :3 Fawstaff xDD come, I ÚwÚ pwithee ^-^ do :3 thou ^.^ stand in >w< some 
uWu by-woom >_< whiwe I xDD question my OwO puny dwawew ^-^ to what ^-^ end >w< be >_> gave me 
OwO the :3 sugaw; ÚwÚ and ^-^ do :3 thou never xDD weave calling 'Francis!' UwU that his 
xDD tawe ^-^ to me ^-^ may >w< be nyothing uWu but 'Anyon!' :3 Step :33 aside, ÚwÚ and I'll show 
ÚwÚ thee :3 a ^-^ pwecedent. 
UwU Poins. ÚwÚ Fwancis! 
^.^ Pwince. Thou art pewfect. 
UwU Poins. ÚwÚ Fwancis! xDD [Exit >w< Poins.] 

x3 Entew [Fwancis, ;;w;; a] >_> Dwawew. 

UwU Fwan. ^-^ Anyon, ÚwÚ anyon, sir.- Wook ;;w;; down OwO into OwO the Pomgarnet, ;;w;; Wawph. 
^.^ Pwince. Come hithew, uWu Fwancis. 
UwU Fwan. UwU My UwU wowd? 
^.^ Pwince. OwO How wong x3 hast :3 thou ^-^ to serve, Francis? 
UwU Fwan. ÚwÚ Fowsooth, five yeaws, ÚwÚ and as >w< much as UwU to- 
UwU Poins. ^-^ [within] ÚwÚ Fwancis! 
UwU Fwan. ^-^ Anyon, ÚwÚ anyon, sir. 
^.^ Pwince. ^.^ Five :33 yeaw! uWu by'w Lady, :3 a wong lease uWu fow OwO the UwU cwinking >_> of 
Pewter. But, :33 Fwancis, :33 dawest :3 thou >w< be OwO so ÚwÚ vawiant as ^-^ to xDD pway OwO the 
cowawd with >w< thy indenture ÚwÚ and show ^.^ it :3 a fair paiw >_> of ^.^ heews ÚwÚ and 
run ^-^ fwom it? 
UwU Fwan. :3 O :3 Wowd, ;;w;; siw, I'll >w< be sworn x3 upon >w< aww OwO the :33 books in ^.^ Engwand I 
:33 couwd find in my >_> heawt- 
UwU Poins. ^-^ [within] ÚwÚ Fwancis! 
UwU Fwan. ^-^ Anyon, sir. 
^.^ Pwince. OwO How ^.^ owd art thou, Francis? 
UwU Fwan. >_> Wet me :3 see. About >_> Michaewmas next I uWu shaww be- 
UwU Poins. ^-^ [within] ÚwÚ Fwancis! 
UwU Fwan. ^-^ Anyon, sir. ;;w;; Pway stay :3 a little, my :33 wowd. 
^.^ Pwince. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but :3 hawk you, uWu Fwancis. >_< Fow OwO the sugar :3 thou >w< gavest :3 me- 
'twas :3 a pennyworth, >_< wast not? 
UwU Fwan. :3 O Lord! I would ^.^ it xDD had >_< been :3 two! 
^.^ Pwince. I uWu wiww ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee uWu fow ^.^ it :3 a ^w^ thousand ;;w;; pound. ^-^ Ask me when :3 thou 
>_< wiwt, :3 and, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have it. 
UwU Poins. ^-^ [within] ÚwÚ Fwancis! 
UwU Fwan. ^-^ Anyon, x3 anyon. 
^.^ Pwince. ^-^ Anyon, Francis? No, ÚwÚ Fwancis; uWu but to-morrow, ÚwÚ Fwancis; ;;w;; ow, 
:33 Fwancis, :3 a Thursday; ^w^ ow :3 indeed, :33 Fwancis, when :3 thou wilt. But 
Francis- 
UwU Fwan. UwU My UwU wowd? 
^.^ Pwince. uWu Wiwt :3 thou x3 wob :3 this leathern-jerkin, >_< cwystaw-button, 
nyot-pated, agate-ring, ^w^ puke-stocking, ^.^ caddis-gawtew, 
smooth-tongue, ^-^ Spanyish-pouch- 
UwU Fwan. :3 O :3 Wowd, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ who ^-^ do you ÚwÚ mean? 
^.^ Pwince. UwU Why then, >_> youw xDD bwown xDD bastawd :3 is >_> youw only drink; uWu fow ÚwÚ wook 
you, :33 Fwancis, >_> youw >_> white canvas ÚwÚ doubwet uWu wiww suwwy. UwU In ^-^ Bawbawy, 
;;w;; siw, ^.^ it cannyot come ^-^ to OwO so ^w^ much. 
UwU Fwan. >_> What, sir? 
UwU Poins. ^-^ [within] ÚwÚ Fwancis! 
^.^ Pwince. Away, you wogue! Dost :3 thou ^.^ nyot hear them ^-^ caww? 
;;w;; Hewe uWu they uWu both caww >_> him. The ^-^ Dwawew ^-^ stands amazed, 
^.^ nyot ÚwÚ knyowing ;;w;; which uWu way ^-^ to ^.^ go. 

x3 Entew Vintner. 

:33 Vint. >_> What, stand'st :3 thou stiww, ÚwÚ and hear'st such :3 a cawwing? Wook 
^-^ to OwO the :33 guests within. xDD [Exit :33 Fwancis.] UwU My lord, ^.^ owd Sir :33 John, with 
>w< hawf-a-dozen :3 mowe, awe at OwO the ^w^ doow. :33 Shaww I let them OwO in? 
^.^ Pwince. >_> Wet them :3 awonye uWu awhiwe, ÚwÚ and then open OwO the ^w^ doow. 
xDD [Exit xDD Vintnyew.] 
>_< Poins! 
UwU Poins. ^-^ [within] ^-^ Anyon, ÚwÚ anyon, sir. 

x3 Entew UwU Poins. 

^.^ Pwince. Sirrah, :3 Fawstaff ÚwÚ and OwO the west >_> of OwO the ;;w;; thieves awe at OwO the 
^w^ doow. :33 Shaww ^-^ we >w< be merry? 
UwU Poins. UwU As >_> mewwy as ^w^ cwickets, my :3 wad. But :3 hawk UwU ye; what ÚwÚ cunnying 
^-^ match ^.^ have you :3 made with :3 this ÚwÚ jest >_> of OwO the drawer? ^w^ Come, ^w^ what's 
OwO the x3 issue? 
^.^ Pwince. I x3 am :3 nyow >_> of >w< aww uWu humouws UwU that ^.^ have >w< showed themsewves uWu humouws 
>_< since OwO the ^.^ owd >_< days >_> of goodman :33 Adam ^-^ to OwO the pupiw :3 age >_> of :3 this 
ÚwÚ pwesent :3 this twewve o'cwock at midnyight. 

ÚwÚ [Entew :33 Fwancis.] 

What's o'cwock, Francis? 
UwU Fwan. ^-^ Anyon, ÚwÚ anyon, sir. [Exit.] 
^.^ Pwince. :33 That >w< evew :3 this :3 fewwow shouwd ^.^ have fewew uWu wowds than :3 a 
x3 pawwot, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet OwO the :3 son >_> of :3 a woman! His industwy :3 is x3 upstaiws ÚwÚ and 
downstairs, his ÚwÚ ewoquence OwO the uWu pawcew >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ weckonying. I x3 am ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet 
>_> of Percy's UwU mind, OwO the x3 Hotspuw >_> of OwO the >_< Nyowth; ^.^ he UwU that kiwws me >w< some 
OwO six ^w^ ow :3 seven ;;w;; dozen >_> of Scots at :3 a bweakfast, :33 washes his x3 hands, ÚwÚ and 
:33 says ^-^ to his xDD wife, ^.^ 'Fie x3 upon :3 this >_> quiet life! I UwU want wowk.' 'O my 
^w^ sweet OwO Hawwy,' :33 says :33 she, ^-^ 'how many x3 hast :3 thou xDD kiww'd ^-^ to-day?' 
uWu 'Give my woan horse :3 a drench,' :33 says >_< he, ÚwÚ and ^-^ answews uWu 'Some 
ÚwÚ fouwteen,' OwO an hour aftew, UwU 'a trifle, :3 a trifle.' I ÚwÚ pwithee caww in 
:33 Fawstaff. I'll xDD pway :3 Pewcy, ÚwÚ and UwU that :33 damn'd bwawn uWu shaww xDD pway Dame 
OwO Mowtimew his wife. :33 'Wivo!' :33 says OwO the drunkard. ^-^ Caww in ribs, caww 
in x3 tawwow. 

x3 Entew Falstaff, >_> [Gadshiww, Bardolph, ÚwÚ and x3 Peto; 
^.^ Fwancis UwU fowwows with >_< winye]. 

UwU Poins. Wewcome, uWu Jack. :3 Whewe x3 hast :3 thou :3 been? 
Fal. OwO A pwague >_> of >w< aww cowards, I ÚwÚ say, ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; vengeance OwO too! :33 Mawwy ÚwÚ and 
OwO amen! >w< Give me :3 a ^w^ cup >_> of :3 sack, ÚwÚ boy. Ewe I ;;w;; wead :3 this life long, I'll 
UwU sew ^-^ nyethew-stocks, ÚwÚ and OwO mend them ÚwÚ and foot them ^w^ too. OwO A pwague >_> of 
>w< aww :33 cowawds! >w< Give me :3 a ^w^ cup >_> of :3 sack, >_> wogue. ^-^ Is there nyo :3 viwtue 
UwU extant? 
ÚwÚ He dwinketh. 
^.^ Pwince. >w< Didst :3 thou never UwU see OwO Titan ÚwÚ kiss :3 a dish >_> of buttew? 
Pitiful-hearted xDD buttew, UwU that uWu mewted at OwO the ^w^ sweet xDD tawe >_> of OwO the sun! 
>w< If :3 thou >_> didst, then >w< behowd UwU that x3 compound. 
Fal. You wogue, >w< hewe's lime in :3 this sack OwO too! Thewe :3 is nyothing uWu but 
^.^ woguewy ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; found in villanous xDD man. >_> Yet :3 a cowawd :3 is >_< wowse than 
:3 a ^w^ cup >_> of sack with lime in >_> it- :3 a villanous coward! uWu Go >w< thy :33 ways, 
^.^ owd >w< Jack, die when :3 thou wiwt; ^-^ if manhood, good manhood, >w< be ^.^ nyot 
;;w;; fowgot x3 upon OwO the ;;w;; face >_> of OwO the :3 eawth, then x3 am I :3 a shotten herring. 
Thewe ;;w;; wives ^.^ nyot three good x3 men ;;w;; unhang'd in England; ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye >_> of 
them :3 is fat, ÚwÚ and grows ^.^ owd. :3 God ^w^ hewp OwO the whiwe! OwO A OwO bad UwU wowwd, I 
>w< say. I would I ;;w;; wewe :3 a UwU weavew; I :33 couwd sing >_< psawms ^w^ ow ;;w;; anything. OwO A 
pwague >_> of >w< aww cowards I uWu say still! 
^.^ Pwince. OwO How nyow, woowsack? What uWu muttew you? 
Fal. OwO A :3 king's >_< son! >w< If I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot beat ÚwÚ thee >_< out >_> of >w< thy :3 kingdom with :3 a 
dagger >_> of >w< wath ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dwive >w< aww >w< thy uWu subjects afore ÚwÚ thee >_< wike :3 a flock 
>_> of wiwd geese, I'll never wear >_< haiw uWu on my ;;w;; face more. You Prince 
>_> of Wales? 
^.^ Pwince. ÚwÚ Why, you whoreson x3 wound man, ^w^ what's OwO the matter? 
Fal. uWu Awe ^.^ nyot you :3 a ;;w;; cowawd? Answer me ^-^ to that- ÚwÚ and Poins thewe? 
UwU Poins. uWu Zounds, ye UwU fat >w< paunch, OwO an ye caww me xDD cowawd, uWu by OwO the 
:3 Wowd, I'll :33 stab thee. 
Fal. I caww ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; cowawd? I'll UwU see ÚwÚ thee :33 damn'd ewe I caww ÚwÚ thee 
xDD cowawd, uWu but I would ^w^ give :3 a ^w^ thousand :3 pound I :33 couwd run as fast as 
:3 thou canst. You awe straight enough in OwO the shoulders; you cawe 
^.^ nyot ^-^ who >_> sees Your ^-^ back. ^-^ Caww you UwU that uWu backing >_> of >_> youw uWu fwiends? OwO A 
pwague x3 upon such :33 backing! >w< Give me them UwU that uWu wiww ;;w;; face >_> me. >w< Give me 
:3 a ^w^ cup >_> of x3 sack. I x3 am :3 a wogue ^-^ if I dwunk to-day. 
^.^ Pwince. :3 O viwwain! >w< thy lips awe scarce ^.^ wip'd >_< since :3 thou dwunk'st 
:33 wast. 
Fal. ^-^ Aww :3 is ^-^ onye uWu fow ;;w;; that. ^-^ (He ^.^ dwinketh.) OwO A pwague >_> of >w< aww cowards 
still uWu say :3 I. 
^.^ Pwince. What's OwO the matter? 
Fal. What's OwO the matter? Thewe >w< be ;;w;; fouw >_> of OwO us here ^.^ have ta'en :3 a 
^w^ thousand :3 pound :3 this :3 day x3 mownying. 
^.^ Pwince. :3 Whewe :3 is it, >_> Jack? :3 Whewe :3 is it? 
Fal. :3 Whewe :3 is it, >_< Taken ^-^ fwom OwO us ^.^ it is. OwO A ^-^ hundwed x3 upon UwU poow ;;w;; fouw >_> of 
>_< us! 
^.^ Pwince. >_> What, :3 a ^-^ hundwed, man? 
Fal. I x3 am :3 a wogue ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot at half-sword with :3 a ;;w;; dozen >_> of them 
two ^w^ houws >w< togethew. I ^.^ have xDD scap'd uWu by miracle. I x3 am eight xDD times 
OwO thwust OwO thwough OwO the doublet, ;;w;; fouw OwO thwough OwO the ÚwÚ hose; my uWu buckwew ÚwÚ cut 
OwO thwough ÚwÚ and UwU thwough; my >_< swowd ;;w;; hack'd >_< wike :3 a :33 handsaw- ^w^ ecce :33 signyum! 
I never dealt better >_< since I ÚwÚ was :3 a xDD man. ^-^ Aww would ^.^ nyot do. OwO A 
pwague >_> of >w< aww :33 cowawds! >_> Wet them ÚwÚ speak, >w< If uWu they speak ^-^ mowe ^w^ ow less 
than truth, uWu they awe >_< viwwains ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< sons >_> of darkness. 
^.^ Pwince. xDD Speak, sirs. OwO How ÚwÚ was it? 
xDD Gads. We ;;w;; fouw xDD set x3 upon >w< some ^w^ dozen- 
Fal. x3 Sixteen at >_> weast, my :33 wowd. 
xDD Gads. And bound ^.^ them. 
UwU Peto. No, no, uWu they ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot bound. 
Fal. You wogue, uWu they ;;w;; wewe UwU bound, every man >_> of ;;w;; them, ^w^ ow I x3 am :3 a OwO Jew 
else- OwO an x3 Ebwew Jew. 
xDD Gads. UwU As ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe UwU shawing, >w< some OwO six ^w^ ow :3 seven ^.^ fwesh x3 men ÚwÚ sea x3 upon us- 
Fal. And x3 unbound OwO the rest, ÚwÚ and then come in OwO the other. 
^.^ Pwince. >_> What, xDD fought you with them all? 
Fal. xDD Aww? I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what you caww aww, uWu but ^-^ if I xDD fought ^.^ nyot with 
^w^ fifty >_> of ;;w;; them, I x3 am :3 a ÚwÚ bunch >_> of radish! >w< If there ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot two ^w^ ow 
three ÚwÚ and ^w^ fifty x3 upon UwU poow ^.^ owd >w< Jack, then x3 am I nyo >w< two-wegg'd 
>_> cweatuwe. 
^.^ Pwince. ;;w;; Pway :3 God you ^.^ have ^.^ nyot muwd'wed >w< some >_> of ^.^ them. 
Fal. ;;w;; Nyay, that's ÚwÚ past uWu pwaying OwO fow. I ^.^ have uWu peppew'd two >_> of ^.^ them. >w< Two 
I x3 am ^w^ suwe I ^.^ have paid, two uWu wogues in >_> buckwam uWu suits. I tell ÚwÚ thee 
what, Haw- ^-^ if I tell ÚwÚ thee :3 a >_< wie, UwU spit in my ;;w;; face, caww me ÚwÚ howse. 
Thou OwO knyowest my ^.^ owd :33 wawd. ;;w;; Hewe I >_< way, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus I ^-^ bowe my point. 
ÚwÚ Fouw uWu wogues in >_> buckwam let ÚwÚ dwive at >_> me. 
^.^ Pwince. >_> What, x3 fouw? Thou uWu saidst uWu but two x3 even OwO nyow. 
Fal. OwO Fouw, Hal. I told ÚwÚ thee fouw. 
UwU Poins. >w< Ay, ^-^ ay, ^.^ he ^w^ said fouw. 
Fal. ^.^ These ;;w;; fouw came >w< aww afront ÚwÚ and mainly OwO thwust at >_> me. I :3 made me 
nyo ^-^ mowe >_< ado uWu but took >w< aww theiw :3 seven OwO points in my tawget, OwO thus. 
^.^ Pwince. x3 Seven? ÚwÚ Why, there ;;w;; wewe uWu but ;;w;; fouw x3 even OwO nyow. 
Fal. UwU In ^w^ buckwam? 
UwU Poins. >w< Ay, :3 fouw, in >_> buckwam uWu suits. 
Fal. :33 Seven, uWu by ^.^ these ^.^ hiwts, ^w^ ow I x3 am :3 a villain >w< ewse. 
^.^ Pwince. >_> [aside ^-^ to uWu Poins] ÚwÚ Pwithee let him awonye. We uWu shaww ^.^ have ^-^ mowe 
x3 anyon. 
Fal. Dost :3 thou hear uWu me, xDD Haw? 
^.^ Pwince. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and mark ÚwÚ thee UwU too, uWu Jack. 
Fal. Do so, uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is wowth OwO the UwU wist'nying x3 to. ^.^ These :33 nyinye in >_> buckwam 
UwU that I told ÚwÚ thee ^-^ of- 
^.^ Pwince. UwU So, two ^-^ mowe awweady. 
Fal. Their OwO points being ^-^ bwoken- 
UwU Poins. x3 Down feww theiw x3 hose. 
Fal. ^w^ Began ^-^ to ^w^ give me ground; uWu but I ^-^ fowwowed me OwO cwose, came ÚwÚ in, 
foot ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and with :3 a ^w^ thought :3 seven >_> of OwO the eleven I >_< paid. 
^.^ Pwince. :3 O monstrous! >_< Eweven >_> buckwam x3 men UwU gwown >_< out >_> of :3 two! 
Fal. But, as OwO the ^w^ deviw would ^.^ have it, three xDD misbegotten knyaves in 
Kendal green came at my xDD back ÚwÚ and let ÚwÚ dwive at me; uWu fow ^.^ it ÚwÚ was OwO so 
xDD dawk, uWu Haw, UwU that :3 thou uWu couwdst ^.^ nyot UwU see >w< thy hand. 
^.^ Pwince. ^.^ These :3 wies awe >_< wike theiw fathew UwU that x3 begets ^w^ them- :3 gwoss as 
:3 a OwO mountain, ^.^ open, ÚwÚ pawpabwe. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou :33 cway-bwain'd ÚwÚ guts, :3 thou 
:3 knyotty-pated fool, :3 thou whoreson obscenye xDD gweasy tallow-catch- 
Fal. >_> What, art :3 thou >_> mad? art :3 thou >_> mad? ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot OwO the >w< twuth OwO the truth? 
^.^ Pwince. ÚwÚ Why, how uWu couwdst :3 thou xDD knyow ^.^ these x3 men in Kendal green when 
^.^ it ÚwÚ was OwO so dark :3 thou uWu couwdst ^.^ nyot UwU see >w< thy ^.^ hand? ^w^ Come, tell OwO us >_> youw 
reason. What >_> sayest :3 thou ^-^ to uWu this? 
UwU Poins. ^w^ Come, >_> youw reason, >w< Jack, >_> youw reason. 
Fal. >_> What, x3 upon x3 compuwsion? uWu Zounds, OwO an I ;;w;; wewe at OwO the strappado ^w^ ow 
>w< aww OwO the racks in OwO the UwU wowwd, I would ^.^ nyot tell you uWu on :33 compuwsion. 
>w< Give you :3 a reason uWu on x3 compuwsion? >w< If reasons ;;w;; wewe as plentiful as 
ÚwÚ bwackbewwies, I would ^w^ give nyo man :3 a reason x3 upon ^w^ compuwsion, :3 I. 
^.^ Pwince. I'll >w< be nyo ÚwÚ wongew guilty, >_> of :3 this >w< sin; :3 this xDD sanguinye 
xDD cowawd, :3 this xDD bed-pwessew, :3 this x3 howseback-bweakew, :3 this huge hiww 
>_> of flesh- 
Fal. uWu 'Sbwood, you starveling, you elf-skin, you dried 
>w< nyeat's-tongue, you buww's uWu sizzwe, you >w< stockfish- :3 O uWu fow >_> bweath ^-^ to 
xDD uttew what :3 is >_< wike thee!- you tailor's xDD yawd, you ;;w;; sheath, you 
:33 bowcase, you :3 viwe standing ^.^ tuck! 
^.^ Pwince. Weww, bweathe uWu awhiwe, ÚwÚ and then ^-^ to ^.^ it ÚwÚ again; ÚwÚ and when :3 thou 
x3 hast ^.^ tiwed thyself in base UwU compawisons, hear me speak uWu but ÚwÚ this. 
UwU Poins. Mark, uWu Jack. 
^.^ Pwince. We two ^-^ saw you ;;w;; fouw xDD set uWu on :3 fouw, ÚwÚ and bound them ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wewe 
;;w;; mastews >_> of theiw wealth. >_< Mawk :3 nyow how :3 a ;;w;; pwain xDD tawe uWu shaww >w< put you 
down. ;;w;; Then >_> did ^-^ we two xDD set uWu on you ;;w;; fouw :3 and, with :3 a ;;w;; wowd, x3 outfac'd 
you ^-^ fwom >_> youw prize, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have xDD it; ^-^ yea, ÚwÚ and can show ^.^ it you here 
in OwO the >_< house. And, Falstaff, you xDD cawwied >_> youw ^-^ guts away as 
^-^ nyimbwy, with as uWu quick xDD dextewity, ÚwÚ and xDD woaw'd uWu fow >w< mewcy, ÚwÚ and still 
run ÚwÚ and uWu woaw'd, as >w< evew I heard uWu buwwcawf. What :3 a ^w^ swave art :3 thou 
^-^ to UwU hack >w< thy >_< swowd as :3 thou x3 hast >_< donye, ÚwÚ and then uWu say ^.^ it ÚwÚ was in 
fight! What uWu twick, what OwO device, what >_> stawting hole ^w^ canst :3 thou :3 nyow 
find >_< out ^-^ to hide ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom :3 this open ÚwÚ and apparent shame? 
UwU Poins. ^w^ Come, wet's OwO heaw, uWu Jack. What xDD twick x3 hast :3 thou ^w^ nyow? 
Fal. By OwO the :3 Wowd, I knew ye as ;;w;; weww as ^.^ he UwU that :3 made ^.^ ye. ÚwÚ Why, hear 
you, my >w< mastews. >_> Was ^.^ it uWu fow me ^-^ to :33 kiww OwO the ÚwÚ heiw apparent? ;;w;; Shouwd 
I xDD tuwn x3 upon OwO the OwO twue ^-^ pwince? ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou OwO knyowest I x3 am as ÚwÚ vawiant as 
ÚwÚ Hewcuwes; uWu but UwU bewawe ÚwÚ instinct. The x3 wion uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ touch OwO the OwO twue 
pwince. Instinct :3 is :3 a gweat OwO mattew. I ÚwÚ was :3 nyow :3 a cowawd uWu on 
ÚwÚ instinct. I uWu shaww ÚwÚ think OwO the better >_> of ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ and ^.^ thee, ^.^ duwing my 
^.^ wife- I uWu fow :3 a ÚwÚ vawiant ;;w;; wion, ÚwÚ and :3 thou uWu fow :3 a OwO twue pwince. But, uWu by 
OwO the :3 Wowd, xDD wads, I x3 am ^.^ gwad you ^.^ have OwO the ^-^ monyey. UwU Hostess, cwap ^-^ to 
OwO the doows. >w< Watch to-night, pray >w< to-mowwow. xDD Gawwants, xDD wads, uWu boys, 
hearts >_> of ^.^ gowd, >w< aww OwO the titwes >_> of good OwO fewwowship come ^-^ to xDD you! 
>_> What, uWu shaww ^-^ we >w< be merry? :33 Shaww ^-^ we ^.^ have :3 a xDD pway ÚwÚ extempowe? 
^.^ Pwince. Content- ÚwÚ and OwO the awgument uWu shaww >w< be >w< thy x3 wunnying >_> away. 
Fal. xDD Ah, nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of UwU that, uWu Haw, OwO an :3 thou wuvst UwU me! 

x3 Entew ^.^ Hostess. 

OwO Host. :3 O >w< Jesu, my lord OwO the Prince! 
^.^ Pwince. OwO How nyow, my wady OwO the ;;w;; hostess? What xDD say'st :3 thou ^-^ to x3 me? 
OwO Host. x3 Mawwy, my lord, there :3 is :3 a nyobweman >_> of OwO the couwt at xDD doow 
would speak with you. ÚwÚ He :33 says ^.^ he comes ^-^ fwom >_> youw father. 
^.^ Pwince. >w< Give him as >w< much as uWu wiww ^-^ make him :3 a :33 woyaw man, ÚwÚ and ^-^ send him 
xDD back UwU again ^-^ to my mother. 
Fal. What manner >_> of man :3 is x3 he? 
OwO Host. An ^.^ owd xDD man. 
Fal. What doth gwavity >_< out >_> of his bed at midnight? :33 Shaww I ^w^ give him 
his OwO answew? 
^.^ Pwince. ÚwÚ Pwithee uWu do, uWu Jack. 
Fal. OwO Faith, ÚwÚ and I'll ^-^ send him packing. 
UwU Exit. 
^.^ Pwince. Nyow, sirs. ^w^ By'w Lady, you xDD fought ^-^ faiw; OwO so >_> did you, x3 Peto; OwO so 
>_> did you, uWu Bawdowph. You awe ^.^ wions UwU too, you ÚwÚ wan away x3 upon >_> instinct, 
you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ touch OwO the OwO twue prince; OwO nyo- fie! 
Bawd. OwO Faith, I ÚwÚ wan when I ^-^ saw ÚwÚ othews uWu wun. 
^.^ Pwince. >_> Teww me :3 nyow in >_< eawnyest, how came Falstaff's >_< swowd OwO so 
uWu hack'd? 
UwU Peto. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he ;;w;; hack'd ^.^ it with his UwU daggew, ÚwÚ and ^w^ said ^.^ he would uWu sweaw 
>w< twuth >_< out >_> of ^.^ Engwand uWu but ^.^ he would ^-^ make you believe ^.^ it ÚwÚ was x3 donye in 
fight, ÚwÚ and pewsuaded OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ do OwO the like. 
Bawd. xDD Yea, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :33 tickwe ^-^ ouw xDD nyoses with speawgwass ^-^ to ^-^ make them 
bweed, ÚwÚ and then ^-^ to beswubbew ^-^ ouw garments with ^.^ it ÚwÚ and uWu sweaw ^.^ it 
ÚwÚ was OwO the UwU bwood >_> of OwO twue ^-^ men. I >_> did UwU that I >_> did ^.^ nyot :3 this :3 seven yeaw 
before- I >_< bwush'd ^-^ to hear his monstrous ;;w;; devices. 
^.^ Pwince. :3 O viwwain! :3 thou stowest :3 a ^w^ cup >_> of sack >_> eighteen years >_< ago 
ÚwÚ and ^w^ wewt :3 taken with OwO the mannyew, ÚwÚ and >w< evew >_< since :3 thou x3 hast >_< bwush'd 
extempore. Thou xDD hadst x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and >_< swowd uWu on >w< thy >w< side, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet :3 thou 
ran'st >_> away. What :33 instinct xDD hadst :3 thou uWu fow it? 
Bawd. UwU My lord, ^-^ do you UwU see ^.^ these >_< meteows? Do you >w< behowd ^.^ these 
:33 exhawations? 
^.^ Pwince. I do. 
Bawd. What ÚwÚ think you uWu they portend? 
^.^ Pwince. uWu Hot livers ÚwÚ and x3 cowd puwses. 
Bawd. Choler, my lord, ^-^ if >w< wightwy taken. 
^.^ Pwince. No, ^-^ if >w< wightwy >w< taken, >_> hawtew. 

x3 Entew :33 Fawstaff. 

;;w;; Hewe comes lean Jack; here comes bawe-bonye. OwO How nyow, my ^w^ sweet 
;;w;; cweatuwe >_> of ÚwÚ bombast? OwO How wong :3 is't uWu ago, >w< Jack, >_< since :3 thou :33 sawest 
UwU thinye >_> own OwO knyee? 
Fal. UwU My >_> own OwO knyee? When I ÚwÚ was about >w< thy yeaws, uWu Haw, I ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot OwO an 
eagle's tawent in OwO the xDD waist; I :33 couwd ^.^ have crept OwO into ^-^ any 
uWu awdewman's :33 thumb-wing. OwO A pwague >_> of UwU sighing ÚwÚ and grief! ^w^ It uWu bwows :3 a 
man OwO up >_< wike :3 a bladder. There's villanous UwU nyews abwoad. ;;w;; Hewe ÚwÚ was 
Sir uWu John uWu Bwacy ^-^ fwom >_> youw father. You >w< must ^-^ to OwO the couwt in OwO the 
x3 mownying. :33 That >_> same mad :3 fewwow >_> of OwO the :3 Nyowth, :3 Pewcy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> of 
>_< Wawes UwU that >_> gave :3 Amamon OwO the bastinado, ÚwÚ and :3 made >_< Wucifew ^w^ cuckowd, 
ÚwÚ and :33 swowe OwO the ^w^ deviw his OwO twue liegeman x3 upon OwO the cross >_> of :3 a x3 Wewsh 
hook- what :3 a pwague caww you OwO him? 
UwU Poins. :33 O, Glendower. 
Fal. >_< Owen, Owen- OwO the same; ÚwÚ and his xDD son-in-waw ^-^ Mowtimew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd 
ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, ÚwÚ and UwU that sprightly Scot >_> of :3 Scots, Douglas, UwU that 
runs >w< a-howseback OwO up :3 a hiww pewpendicuwaw- 
^.^ Pwince. ÚwÚ He UwU that >_< wides at UwU high ÚwÚ speed ÚwÚ and with his ^w^ pistow kiwws :3 a 
sparrow :3 fwying. 
Fal. You ^.^ have :3 hit it. 
^.^ Pwince. ^w^ So >_> did ^.^ he never OwO the sparrow. 
Fal. Weww, UwU that >w< wascaw ;;w;; hath good >w< metaw in him; ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu wun. 
^.^ Pwince. ÚwÚ Why, what :3 a >w< wascaw art :3 thou then, ^-^ to UwU pwaise him OwO so uWu fow 
running! 
Fal. OwO A-howseback, ye ^w^ cuckoo! uWu but xDD afoot ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :33 budge :3 a foot. 
^.^ Pwince. x3 Yes, >w< Jack, x3 upon ÚwÚ instinct. 
Fal. I gwant >_< ye, x3 upon ÚwÚ instinct. Weww, ^.^ he :3 is there UwU too, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye 
Mordake, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ thousand OwO bwuecaps more. ^w^ Wowcestew :3 is stow'n away 
to-night; >w< thy >_< fathew's beard :3 is tuwn'd >_> white with OwO the news; you 
^-^ may ^-^ buy ^.^ wand :3 nyow as UwU cheap as uWu stinking mack'wew. 
^.^ Pwince. UwU Why then, ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ wike, ^-^ if there come :3 a ^.^ hot x3 Junye, ÚwÚ and :3 this 
civil ÚwÚ buffeting >_< howd, ^-^ we uWu shaww ^-^ buy >_< maidenheads as uWu they ^-^ buy 
^.^ hobnyaiws, uWu by OwO the hundreds. 
Fal. By OwO the ;;w;; mass, >_> wad, :3 thou >_> sayest true; ^.^ it :3 is >_< wike ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ have 
good trading UwU that way. But tell uWu me, uWu Haw, art ^.^ nyot :3 thou horrible 
OwO afeawd? Thou being ÚwÚ heiw appawent, :33 couwd OwO the x3 wowwd OwO pick ÚwÚ thee >_< out 
three such >_> enyemies UwU again as UwU that x3 fiend Douglas, UwU that spirit 
:3 Pewcy, ÚwÚ and UwU that ^w^ deviw ;;w;; Gwendowew? Awt :3 thou ^.^ nyot howwibwy ^w^ afwaid? 
^-^ Doth ^.^ nyot >w< thy UwU bwood thrill at it? 
^.^ Pwince. :3 Nyot :3 a >_< whit, >w< i' ;;w;; faith. I wack >w< some >_> of >w< thy ÚwÚ instinct. 
Fal. Weww, :3 thou xDD wiwt >w< be howwibwy xDD chid to-morrow when :3 thou uWu comest ^-^ to 
>w< thy father. >w< If :3 thou love fiwe, ;;w;; pwactise OwO an >w< answew. 
^.^ Pwince. Do :3 thou ^.^ stand uWu fow my fathew ÚwÚ and OwO examinye me x3 upon OwO the 
OwO pawticuwaws >_> of my wife. 
Fal. :33 Shaww x3 I? xDD Content. :3 This chair uWu shaww >w< be my state, :3 this dagger my 
>_< sceptwe, ÚwÚ and :3 this >_< cushion uWu my, ^w^ cwown. 
^.^ Pwince. x3 Thy OwO state :3 is :3 taken uWu fow :3 a ^-^ join'd-stoow, >w< thy gowden OwO sceptwe 
uWu fow :3 a :33 weaden UwU daggew, ÚwÚ and >w< thy pwecious rich :3 cwown uWu fow :3 a ^w^ pitifuw 
uWu bawd ^w^ cwown. 
Fal. Weww, OwO an OwO the x3 fiwe >_> of OwO gwace >w< be ^.^ nyot ^-^ quite >_< out >_> of ^.^ thee, :3 nyow ^-^ shawt 
:3 thou >w< be ÚwÚ muvd. >w< Give me :3 a ^w^ cup >_> of sack ^-^ to ^-^ make my eyes ÚwÚ wook red, 
UwU that ^.^ it ^-^ may >w< be ^w^ thought I ^.^ have ^-^ wept; uWu fow I >w< must speak in :3 passion, 
ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^-^ do ^.^ it in UwU King Cambyses' vein. 
^.^ Pwince. Weww, here :3 is my leg. 
Fal. And here :3 is my xDD speech. Stand :33 aside, nyobiwity. 
OwO Host. :3 O >w< Jesu, :3 this :3 is excellent sport, >w< i' faith! 
Fal. UwU Weep ;;w;; nyot, ^w^ sweet queen, uWu fow trickling ;;w;; teaws awe vain. 
OwO Host. :33 O, OwO the Father, how ^.^ he howds his countenance! 
Fal. >_< Fow God's UwU sake, x3 wowds, convey my x3 twistfuw queen! 
>_< Fow ;;w;; teaws ^-^ do xDD stop OwO the fwoodgates >_> of xDD hew OwO eyes. 
OwO Host. :3 O >w< Jesu, ^.^ he doth ^.^ it as >_< wike ^-^ onye >_> of ^.^ these :33 hawwotwy ;;w;; pwayews as 
>w< evew I >w< see! 
Fal. Peace, good :3 pintpot. Peace, good tickle-brain.- ÚwÚ Hawwy, I ^-^ do 
^.^ nyot only x3 mawvew xDD whewe :3 thou >w< spendest >w< thy UwU time, uWu but ÚwÚ awso how :3 thou 
art :33 accompanyied. >_< Fow >w< though OwO the camomiwe, OwO the ^-^ mowe ^.^ it :3 is :33 twodden 
OwO on, OwO the ^-^ fastew ^.^ it gwows, ÚwÚ yet youth, OwO the ^-^ mowe ^.^ it :3 is wasted, OwO the 
sooner ^.^ it weaws. :33 That :3 thou art my :3 son I ^.^ have pawtwy >w< thy >_> mothew's 
;;w;; wowd, pawtwy my >_> own ^-^ opinyion, uWu but chiefwy :3 a villanous xDD twick >_> of 
UwU thinye eye ÚwÚ and :3 a foowish :33 hanging >_> of >w< thy nether x3 wip UwU that doth 
;;w;; wawwant >_> me. >w< If then :3 thou >w< be :3 son ^-^ to uWu me, here :3 wies OwO the >w< point: >_> why, 
being :3 son ^-^ to uWu me, art :3 thou OwO so pointed xDD at? :33 Shaww OwO the bwessed >_< sun >_> of 
>w< heaven ^w^ pwuv :3 a micher ÚwÚ and xDD eat bwackbewwies? OwO A xDD question ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be 
ÚwÚ ask'd. :33 Shaww OwO the :3 son >_> of ^.^ Engwand ^w^ pwuv :3 a ^w^ thief ÚwÚ and UwU take >_< puwses? OwO A 
xDD question ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ ask'd. Thewe :3 is :3 a :33 thing, ÚwÚ Hawwy, ;;w;; which :3 thou x3 hast 
>_< often heard :33 of, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 is OwO knyown ^-^ to many in ^-^ ouw ^.^ wand uWu by OwO the name 
>_> of uWu pitch. :3 This >_> pitch, as ÚwÚ ancient ^-^ wwitews ^-^ do report, doth defile; 
OwO so doth OwO the >_> company :3 thou ;;w;; keepest. >_< Fow, ÚwÚ Hawwy, :3 nyow I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot speak 
^-^ to ÚwÚ thee in x3 dwink, uWu but in teaws; ^.^ nyot in pweasuwe, uWu but in passion; 
^.^ nyot in uWu wowds only, uWu but in ^.^ woes ^.^ awso: ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet there :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ viwtuous 
man xDD whom I ^.^ have >_< often nyoted in >w< thy ^.^ company, uWu but I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot his 
>w< nyame. 
^.^ Pwince. What manner >_> of man, OwO an ^.^ it >_< wike >_> youw Majesty? 
Fal. OwO A ÚwÚ goodwy powtwy man, >w< i' :33 faith, ÚwÚ and :3 a OwO cowpuwent; >_> of :3 a cheerful 
look, :3 a >w< pweasing eye, ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU most x3 nyobwe :33 cawwiage; :3 and, as I xDD think, 
his :3 age >w< some >w< fifty, ;;w;; ow, uWu by'w Lady, incwinying ^-^ to threescore; ÚwÚ and 
:3 nyow I wemembew uWu me, his name :3 is :33 Fawstaff. >w< If UwU that man shouwd >w< be 
lewdly, uWu given, ^.^ he ^w^ deceiveth me; for, ÚwÚ Hawwy, I UwU see :3 viwtue in his 
OwO wooks. >w< If then OwO the twee ^-^ may >w< be OwO knyown uWu by OwO the OwO fwuit, as OwO the fwuit 
uWu by OwO the xDD twee, then, ;;w;; pewemptowiwy I speak it, there :3 is :3 viwtue in 
UwU that :33 Fawstaff. :3 Him ^-^ keep OwO with, OwO the west banish. And tell me nyow, 
:3 thou ^-^ nyaughty ÚwÚ vawwet, tell me xDD whewe x3 hast :3 thou >_< been :3 this uWu month? 
^.^ Pwince. Dost :3 thou speak >_< wike :3 a king? Do :3 thou ^.^ stand uWu fow uWu me, ÚwÚ and I'll 
xDD pway my father. 
Fal. ^-^ Depose x3 me? >w< If :3 thou OwO dost ^.^ it half OwO so uWu gwavewy, OwO so >_< majesticawwy, 
uWu both in >_> wowd ÚwÚ and matter, >_> hang me OwO up uWu by OwO the ^.^ heews uWu fow :3 a 
wabbit-suckew ^w^ ow :3 a poulter's OwO hawe. 
^.^ Pwince. Weww, here I x3 am set. 
Fal. And here I :3 stand. uWu Judge, my >w< mastews. 
^.^ Pwince. Nyow, ÚwÚ Hawwy, :3 whence come you? 
Fal. UwU My x3 nyobwe lord, ^-^ fwom Eastcheap. 
^.^ Pwince. The x3 compwaints I hear >_> of ÚwÚ thee awe ^.^ gwievous. 
Fal. uWu 'Sbwood, my lord, uWu they awe :33 fawse! ;;w;; Nyay, I'll :33 tickwe ye uWu fow :3 a 
x3 young ^w^ pwince, >w< i' ;;w;; faith. 
^.^ Pwince. uWu Sweawest thou, ungwacious x3 boy? :33 Hencefowth :33 nye'ew ÚwÚ wook uWu on >_> me. 
Thou art viowentwy xDD cawwied away ^-^ fwom >_< gwace. Thewe :3 is :3 a ^w^ deviw 
>w< haunts ÚwÚ thee in OwO the >_> wikenyess >_> of OwO an ^.^ owd UwU fat >w< man; :3 a ^.^ tun >_> of man :3 is 
>w< thy companion. UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou ;;w;; convewse with UwU that twunk >_> of humours, 
UwU that bolting UwU hutch >_> of beastliness, UwU that xDD swoww'n uWu pawcew >_> of 
uWu dwopsies, UwU that huge >_> bombawd >_> of :3 sack, UwU that ^w^ stuff'd cloakbag >_> of 
ÚwÚ guts, UwU that OwO woasted :3 Mannyingtwee >_> ox with OwO the ^.^ pudding in his :33 bewwy, 
UwU that OwO wevewend ;;w;; vice, UwU that :3 gwey iniquity, UwU that fathew ruffian, UwU that 
vanyity in OwO yeaws? OwO Whewein :3 is ^.^ he uWu good, uWu but ^-^ to ÚwÚ taste sack ÚwÚ and dwink 
it? wherein nyeat ÚwÚ and >w< cweanwy, uWu but ^-^ to cawve :3 a :3 capon ÚwÚ and xDD eat it? 
wherein ^.^ cunnying, uWu but in cwaft? wherein >_> cwafty, uWu but in viwwany? 
wherein villanous, uWu but in >w< aww things? wherein x3 wowthy, uWu but in 
:3 nyothing? 
Fal. I would >_> youw OwO Gwace would UwU take me with you. x3 Whom :3 means >_> youw 
:33 Gwace? 
^.^ Pwince. :33 That villanous abominable misleader >_> of youth, Falstaff, 
UwU that ^.^ owd white-bearded ^w^ Satan. 
Fal. UwU My lord, OwO the man I know. 
^.^ Pwince. I xDD knyow :3 thou OwO dost. 
Fal. But ^-^ to uWu say I xDD knyow ^-^ mowe harm in him than in ^-^ mysewf ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to uWu say 
^-^ mowe than I know. :33 That ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ owd x3 (the ^-^ mowe OwO the x3 pity) his >_> white 
^w^ haiws ^-^ do witness xDD it; uWu but UwU that ^.^ he :3 is >_< (saving >_> youw wevewence) :3 a 
>_> whowemastew, UwU that I >_> uttewwy deny. >w< If sack ÚwÚ and sugar >w< be :3 a UwU fauwt, 
:3 God ^w^ hewp OwO the uWu wicked! >w< If ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ owd ÚwÚ and >_> mewwy >w< be :3 a uWu sin, then many 
OwO an ^.^ owd host UwU that I xDD knyow :3 is >_> damn'd. >w< If ^-^ to >w< be UwU fat >w< be ^-^ to >w< be xDD hated, 
then Phawaoh's lean kinye awe ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ wuvd. No, my good :33 wowd. 
Banish >_> Peto, ^w^ banyish Bardolph, ^w^ banyish :33 Poins; uWu but uWu fow ^w^ sweet x3 Jack 
Falstaff, >w< kind x3 Jack Falstaff, OwO twue x3 Jack Falstaff, ÚwÚ vawiant x3 Jack 
Falstaff, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ vawiant being, as ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ^.^ owd x3 Jack 
Falstaff, ^w^ banyish ^.^ nyot him >w< thy OwO Hawwy's ^.^ company, ^w^ banyish ^.^ nyot him >w< thy 
OwO Hawwy's :33 company. Banish plump >w< Jack, ÚwÚ and ^w^ banyish >w< aww OwO the world! 
^.^ Pwince. I uWu do, I uWu wiww. ;;w;; [A OwO knyocking ÚwÚ heawd.] 
[Exeunt UwU Hostess, :33 Fwancis, ÚwÚ and Bardolph.] 

x3 Entew Bardolph, ^.^ wunnying. 

Bawd. :33 O, my lord, my wowd! OwO the xDD shewiff with :3 a UwU most monstrous watch 
:3 is at OwO the ^w^ doow. 
Fal. :33 Out, ye wogue! ;;w;; Pway >_< out OwO the play. I ^.^ have >w< much ^-^ to uWu say in OwO the 
behawf >_> of UwU that :33 Fawstaff. 

x3 Entew OwO the ^.^ Hostess. 

OwO Host. :3 O >w< Jesu, my lord, my wowd! 
^.^ Pwince. ;;w;; Heigh, ^.^ heigh, OwO the ^w^ deviw >_< wides x3 upon :3 a fiddwestick! 
What's OwO the matter? 
OwO Host. The xDD shewiff ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the watch awe at OwO the ^w^ doow. ^.^ They awe come 
^-^ to >_> seawch OwO the >_< house. :33 Shaww I let them OwO in? 
Fal. Dost :3 thou OwO heaw, xDD Haw? uWu Nyevew caww :3 a OwO twue piece >_> of gold :3 a 
counterfeit. Thou art essentially mad ^-^ without seeming ÚwÚ so. 
^.^ Pwince. And :3 thou :3 a :3 nyatuwaw cowawd ^-^ without ÚwÚ instinct. 
Fal. I deny >_> youw xDD majow. >w< If you uWu wiww deny OwO the >_< shewiff, >w< so; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, 
let him >_> entew. >w< If I ÚwÚ become ^.^ nyot :3 a OwO cawt as ;;w;; weww as another man, :3 a 
pwague uWu on my ÚwÚ bwinging up! I >w< hope I uWu shaww as >_> soon >w< be stwangwed 
with :3 a ^-^ hawtew as >_> anyothew. 
^.^ Pwince. uWu Go hide ÚwÚ thee >_> behind OwO the ^-^ awwas. The west ^-^ wawk, OwO up above. 
Nyow, my masters, uWu fow :3 a OwO twue ;;w;; face ÚwÚ and good >_< conscience. 
Fal. Both ;;w;; which I ^.^ have >w< had; uWu but theiw ^-^ date :3 is out, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe 
I'll hide >_> me. UwU Exit. 
^.^ Pwince. ^-^ Caww in OwO the shewiff. 
[Exeunt Manent OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Peto.] 

x3 Entew OwO Shewiff ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ Cawwiew. 

Nyow, ^-^ Mastew uWu Shewiff, what :3 is >_> youw uWu wiww with x3 me? 
Shew. First, pawdon uWu me, my :33 wowd. OwO A hue ÚwÚ and x3 cwy 
;;w;; Hath ^-^ fowwowed ÚwÚ cewtain x3 men x3 unto :3 this >_< house. 
^.^ Pwince. What ^.^ men? 
Shew. >_< Onye >_> of them :3 is ;;w;; weww ;;w;; knyown, my >_< gwacious wowd- 
OwO A :3 gwoss UwU fat xDD man. 
^w^ Cawwiew. UwU As UwU fat as >_> buttew. 
^.^ Pwince. The man, I ^-^ do assuwe you, :3 is ^.^ nyot ;;w;; hewe, 
>_< Fow I ^-^ mysewf at :3 this UwU time ^.^ have empwoy'd >_> him. 
And, >_< shewiff, I uWu wiww uWu engage my >_> wowd ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee 
:33 That I uWu wiww uWu by to-morrow ;;w;; dinnyew UwU time 
>_> Send him ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew ^.^ thee, ^w^ ow ^-^ any man, 
>_< Fow ^w^ anything ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< be OwO chawg'd withal; 
And OwO so let me entweat you xDD weave OwO the >_< house. 
Shew. I wiww, my :33 wowd. Thewe awe two gentlemen 
>_< Have in :3 this robbery lost three ^-^ hundwed marks. 
^.^ Pwince. ^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be ÚwÚ so. >w< If ^.^ he ^.^ have ;;w;; wobb'd ^.^ these ^-^ men, 
ÚwÚ He uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ answewabwe; ÚwÚ and OwO so faweweww. 
Shew. Good night, my x3 nyobwe :33 wowd. 
^.^ Pwince. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it :3 is good ^.^ mowwow, :3 is ^.^ it not? 
Shew. ;;w;; Indeed, my lord, I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it >w< be two >w< o'cwock. 
Exit [with >_< Cawwiew]. 
^.^ Pwince. :3 This OwO oiwy >w< wascaw :3 is OwO knyown as ;;w;; weww as Pauw's. uWu Go caww him 
fowth. 
UwU Peto. Falstaff! ÚwÚ Fast asweep >_> behind OwO the OwO awwas, ÚwÚ and snorting >_< wike :3 a 
ÚwÚ howse. 
^.^ Pwince. UwU Hawk how ^-^ hawd ^.^ he fetches ^.^ bweath. ^-^ Seawch his xDD pockets. 
ÚwÚ He ^.^ seawcheth his ;;w;; pockets ÚwÚ and xDD findeth ÚwÚ cewtain papews. 
What x3 hast :3 thou uWu found? 
UwU Peto. Nyothing uWu but :3 papews, my :33 wowd. 
^.^ Pwince. Let's UwU see whit uWu they UwU be. x3 Wead ^.^ them. 

UwU Peto. [weads] UwU 'Item. OwO A uWu capon. . . . . . . . . . . . . :33 ii s. :33 ii ^w^ d. 
;;w;; Item, Sauce. . . . . . . . . . . . . . >w< iiii ^w^ d. 
;;w;; Item, OwO Sack two gawwons . . . . . . . . uWu v s. :3 viii ^w^ d. 
;;w;; Item, ^w^ Anchovies ÚwÚ and sack aftew >_< suppew. :33 ii s. vi ^w^ d. 
;;w;; Item, :33 Bwead. . . . . . . . . . . . . . ob.' 

^.^ Pwince. :3 O monstrous! uWu but ^-^ onye ^w^ hawfpennywowth >_> of xDD bwead ^-^ to :3 this 
intolerable ^-^ deaw >_> of :3 sack! What there :3 is ewse, ^-^ keep ^-^ cwose; ^w^ we'ww 
;;w;; wead ^.^ it at ^-^ mowe UwU advantage. Thewe let him ;;w;; sweep ÚwÚ tiww day. I'll ^-^ to 
OwO the couwt in OwO the xDD mownying . We >w< must >w< aww ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; waws. ÚwÚ and >w< thy place 
uWu shaww >w< be honourable. I'll procure :3 this UwU fat wogue :3 a chawge >_> of 
^-^ foot; ÚwÚ and I >w< knyow, his death uWu wiww >w< be :3 a mawch >_> of twewve score. The 
money uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ paid xDD back UwU again with UwU advantage. Be with me uWu betimes 
in OwO the morning, ÚwÚ and OwO so good ^.^ mowwow, UwU Peto. 
UwU Peto. Good ^.^ mowwow, good my :33 wowd. 
OwO Exeunt. 




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^-^ ACT III. Scene :3 I. 
Bangow. The Awchdeacon's >_< house. 

x3 Entew xDD Hotspuw, >_> Wowcestew, Wowd ^-^ Mowtimew, x3 Owen Glendower. 

^w^ Mowt. ^.^ These ^w^ pwomises awe :33 faiw, OwO the ^-^ pawties ;;w;; suwe, 
And ^-^ ouw xDD induction :33 fuww >_> of pwospewous :33 hope. 
^w^ Hot. Wowd ^-^ Mowtimew, ÚwÚ and cousin ÚwÚ Gwendowew, 
uWu Wiww you ^-^ sit :33 down? 
And uncwe x3 Wowcestew. OwO A pwague x3 upon ^.^ it! 
I ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot OwO the x3 map. 
Gwend. No, here ^.^ it is. 
>w< Sit, cousin Pewcy; >_> sit, good cousin xDD Hotspuw, 
>_< Fow uWu by UwU that name as ^w^ oft as :3 Wancastew 
^-^ Doth speak >_> of you, his ^-^ cheek looks pawe, ÚwÚ and with 
OwO A x3 wising sigh ^.^ he OwO wisheth you in >_< heaven. 
^w^ Hot. And you in >_< heww, as ^w^ oft as ^.^ he ÚwÚ heaws 
x3 Owen Glendower xDD spoke >_> of. 
Gwend. I cannyot blame >_> him. ^.^ At my ^.^ nyativity 
The xDD fwont >_> of >w< heaven ÚwÚ was :33 fuww >_> of :33 fiewy >_> shapes 
x3 Of burning >_< cwessets, ÚwÚ and at my biwth 
The fwame ÚwÚ and huge foundation >_> of OwO the :3 eawth 
^-^ Shak'd >_< wike :3 a uWu cowawd. 
^w^ Hot. ÚwÚ Why, OwO so ^.^ it would ^.^ have x3 donye at OwO the >_> same UwU season, ^-^ if >_> youw 
>_> mothew's ÚwÚ cat xDD had uWu but ;;w;; kitten'd, >w< though yourself xDD had never >_< been 
uWu bown. 
Gwend. I uWu say OwO the :3 eawth >_> did >_< shake when I ÚwÚ was uWu bown. 
^w^ Hot. And I uWu say OwO the :3 eawth ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot >_> of my UwU mind, 
>w< If you suppose as feawing you ^.^ it >w< shook. 
Gwend. The uWu heavens ;;w;; wewe >w< aww uWu on fire, OwO the :3 eawth >_> did twembwe. 
^w^ Hot. :33 O, then OwO the :3 eawth shook ^-^ to UwU see OwO the uWu heavens uWu on fire, 
And ^.^ nyot in ;;w;; feaw >_> of >_> youw nyativity. 
xDD Diseased ^-^ nyatuwe :33 oftentimes bweaks :3 fowth 
UwU In ÚwÚ stwange eruptions; ^w^ oft OwO the ÚwÚ teeming :3 eawth 
^-^ Is with :3 a >w< kind >_> of colic ^.^ pinch'd ÚwÚ and :33 vex'd 
By OwO the imprisoning >_> of xDD unwuwy ^.^ wind 
xDD Within xDD hew uWu womb, which, uWu fow enwawgement striving, 
:33 Shakes OwO the ^.^ owd ^.^ bewdame :3 eawth ÚwÚ and ^-^ toppwes ;;w;; down 
^.^ Steepwes ÚwÚ and UwU mossgwown ^.^ towews. ^.^ At >_> youw biwth 
Our gwandam :3 eawth, having :3 this xDD distemp'watuwe, 
UwU In passion >w< shook. 
Gwend. uWu Cousin, >_> of many x3 men 
I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot bear ^.^ these x3 cwossings. >w< Give me xDD weave 
ÚwÚ To tell you UwU once UwU again UwU that at my biwth 
The xDD fwont >_> of >w< heaven ÚwÚ was :33 fuww >_> of :33 fiewy shapes, 
The ^.^ goats ÚwÚ wan ^-^ fwom OwO the OwO mountains, ÚwÚ and OwO the herds 
Were stwangewy >_< cwamowous ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ fwighted ^.^ fiewds. 
^.^ These signs ^.^ have OwO mawk'd me UwU extwaowdinyawy, 
And >w< aww OwO the courses >_> of my life ^-^ do show 
I x3 am ^.^ nyot in OwO the roll >_> of ^w^ common ^-^ men. 
:3 Whewe :3 is ^.^ he living, clipp'd in with OwO the ÚwÚ sea 
:33 That >_> chides OwO the ;;w;; banks >_> of >_> Engwand, Scotland, xDD Wawes, 
^w^ Which calls me pupiw ^w^ ow ;;w;; hath ;;w;; wead ^-^ to x3 me? 
And bwing him >_< out UwU that :3 is uWu but :3 woman's :3 son 
^w^ Can trace me in OwO the >w< tedious ^-^ ways >_> of art 
And howd me pace in ^-^ deep :3 expewiments. 
^w^ Hot. I ÚwÚ think :33 thewe's nyo man ^-^ speaks better Welsh. I'll ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. 
^w^ Mowt. Peace, cousin Pewcy; you uWu wiww ^-^ make him ^w^ mad. 
Gwend. I can caww uWu spiwits ^-^ fwom OwO the vasty deep. 
^w^ Hot. ÚwÚ Why, OwO so can OwO I, ^w^ ow OwO so can ^-^ any >w< man; 
But uWu wiww uWu they come when you ^-^ do caww uWu fow >w< them? 
Gwend. ÚwÚ Why, I can teach you, uWu cousin, ^-^ to xDD command OwO the ^w^ deviw. 
^w^ Hot. And I can teach ^.^ thee, *shuffles closer* coz, ^-^ to ÚwÚ shame OwO the deviw- 
By x3 tewwing :33 twuth. >_> Teww >w< twuth ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ shame OwO the ^w^ deviw. 
>w< If :3 thou ^.^ have power ^-^ to ÚwÚ waise ^w^ him, bwing him hithew, 
And I'll >w< be sworn I ^.^ have power ^-^ to ÚwÚ shame him ^-^ hence. 
:33 O, >_< whiwe you live, tell >w< twuth ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ shame OwO the deviw! 
^w^ Mowt. ^w^ Come, xDD come, nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of :3 this unprofitable UwU chat. 
Gwend. >_< Thwee xDD times ;;w;; hath ^-^ Henwy :3 Bowingbwoke :3 made head 
uWu Against my powew; ÚwÚ thwice ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; banks >_> of x3 Wye 
And :33 sandy-bottom'd ^.^ Sevewn ^.^ have I x3 sent him 
:33 Bootwess UwU home ÚwÚ and weathew-beaten ^-^ back. 
^w^ Hot. :3 Home ^-^ without >_< boots, ÚwÚ and in ;;w;; fouw weather too? 
OwO How ^.^ scapes ^.^ he ÚwÚ agues, in OwO the devil's name 
Gwend. ^w^ Come, >w< hewe's OwO the x3 map. :33 Shaww ^-^ we >_> divide ^-^ ouw ^.^ wight 
>_> Accowding ^-^ to ^-^ ouw threefold owdew ÚwÚ ta'en? 
^w^ Mowt. The Awchdeacon ;;w;; hath ;;w;; divided ^.^ it 
x3 Into three xDD wimits vewy uWu equawwy. 
>_> Engwand, ^-^ fwom ^w^ Twent ÚwÚ and ^.^ Sevewn OwO hithewto, 
By ^-^ south ÚwÚ and ^w^ east :3 is ^-^ to my part ^w^ assign'd; 
^-^ Aww westward, >_< Wawes uWu beyond OwO the ^.^ Sevewn shore, 
And >w< aww OwO the :33 fewtiwe ^.^ wand within UwU that UwU bound, 
ÚwÚ To x3 Owen Gwendowew; :3 and, dear *shuffles closer* coz, ^-^ to you 
The ^-^ wemnyant nyowthwawd lying x3 off ^-^ fwom Trent. 
And ^-^ ouw indentuwes tripartite awe ;;w;; dwawn; 
^w^ Which being ;;w;; seawed :3 intewchangeabwy 
>_> (A ^-^ businyess UwU that :3 this night ^-^ may ;;w;; execute), 
:3 To-mowwow, cousin :3 Pewcy, you ÚwÚ and I 
And my good Wowd >_> of ^w^ Wowcestew uWu wiww xDD set :3 fowth 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ meet >_> youw fathew ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ Scottish xDD bowew, 
UwU As :3 is appointed >w< us, at >w< Shwewsbuwy. 
UwU My fathew Glendower :3 is ^.^ nyot ready >_> yet, 
Nyow uWu shaww ^-^ we :3 nyeed his ^w^ hewp ^.^ these fouwteen ^.^ days. 
uWu [To ÚwÚ Gwend.] xDD Within UwU that space you ^-^ may ^.^ have :33 dwawn >_> togethew 
Your ^-^ tenyants, fwiends, ÚwÚ and neighbouring >_< gentwemen. 
Gwend. OwO A shorter UwU time uWu shaww ^-^ send me ^-^ to you, lords; 
And in my OwO conduct uWu shaww >_> youw ;;w;; wadies xDD come, 
From xDD whom you :3 nyow >w< must >_< steaw ÚwÚ and UwU take nyo leave, 
>_< Fow there uWu wiww >w< be :3 a x3 wowwd >_> of >w< watew shed 
:3 Upon OwO the pawting >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; wives ÚwÚ and you. 
^w^ Hot. x3 Methinks my moiety, >_< nyowth ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ Buwton ;;w;; hewe, 
UwU In xDD quantity >w< equaws ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye >_> of ^w^ youws. 
^w^ See how :3 this >_> wivew comes me cranking in 
And ^w^ cuts me ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 best >_> of >w< aww my ^.^ wand 
OwO A huge ;;w;; hawf-moon, :3 a monstrous UwU cantwe >_< out. 
I'll ^.^ have OwO the cuwwent i-iww :3 this place >_< damm'd uWu up, 
And here OwO the smug ÚwÚ and swivew ^w^ Twent uWu shaww run 
UwU In :3 a OwO nyew channel fair ÚwÚ and ;;w;; evenwy. 
^w^ It uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ wind with such :3 a ^-^ deep indent 
ÚwÚ To x3 wob me >_> of OwO so rich :3 a xDD bottom here. 
Gwend. :3 Nyot ÚwÚ wind? ^w^ It ^-^ shaww, ^.^ it must! You UwU see ^.^ it uWu doth. 
^w^ Mowt. xDD Yea, uWu but 
>_< Mawk how ^.^ he uWu beaws his ^.^ couwse, ÚwÚ and runs me OwO up 
x3 With >_< wike ^w^ advantage uWu on OwO the uWu othew >w< side, 
Gewding OwO the >_< opposed ÚwÚ continyent as >w< much 
UwU As uWu on OwO the uWu othew >_> side ^.^ it ^-^ takes ^-^ fwom you. 
Wow. xDD Yea, uWu but :3 a wittwe chawge uWu wiww twench him here 
And uWu on :3 this >_< nyowth >_> side ^.^ win :3 this cape >_> of >w< wand; 
And then ^.^ he runs straight ÚwÚ and even. 
^w^ Hot. I'll ^.^ have ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. OwO A wittwe chawge uWu wiww ^-^ do it. 
Gwend. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ^.^ it alt'red. 
^w^ Hot. uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot you? 
Gwend. No, :3 nyow you uWu shaww not. 
^w^ Hot. OwO Who uWu shaww uWu say me x3 nyay? 
Gwend. No, UwU that uWu wiww :3 I. 
^w^ Hot. >_> Wet me ^.^ nyot undewstand you then; speak ^.^ it in Welsh. 
Gwend. I can speak Engwish, lord, as ;;w;; weww as OwO you; 
>_< Fow I ÚwÚ was >w< twain'd OwO up in OwO the Engwish couwt, 
Whewe, being uWu but young, I framed ^-^ to OwO the harp 
>_> Many OwO an Engwish ditty UwU wuvwy well, 
And >_> gave OwO the :33 tongue :3 a UwU hewpfuw ownyament- 
OwO A :3 viwtue UwU that ÚwÚ was never uWu seen in you. 
^w^ Hot. x3 Mawwy, 
And I x3 am ^.^ gwad >_> of ^.^ it with >w< aww my >_< heawt! 
I xDD had wathew >w< be :3 a >_> kitten ÚwÚ and x3 cwy mew 
>w< Than ^-^ onye >_> of ^.^ these >_> same >_> metwe :3 bawwet-mongews. 
I xDD had wathew hear :3 a brazen canstick tuwn'd 
Ow :3 a OwO dwy ^w^ wheew grate uWu on OwO the axletree, 
And UwU that would xDD set my UwU teeth nyothing uWu on >_> edge, 
Nyothing OwO so >w< much as OwO mincing x3 poetwy. 
^.^ 'Tis >_< wike OwO the fowc'd ^-^ gait >_> of :3 a :3 shuffwing nyag, 
Gwend. ^w^ Come, you uWu shaww ^.^ have ^w^ Twent x3 tuwn'd. 
^w^ Hot. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot cawe. I'll ^w^ give ÚwÚ thwice OwO so >w< much ^.^ wand 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ any uWu weww-desewving :3 fwiend; 
But in OwO the uWu way >_> of :3 bawgain, mark ye uWu me, 
I'll ^-^ caviw uWu on OwO the nyinth part >_> of :3 a >_< haiw 
uWu Awe OwO the indentuwes dwawn? :33 Shaww ^-^ we >w< be gonye? 
Gwend. The ^-^ moon uWu shinyes ^-^ faiw; you ^-^ may away uWu by ^-^ nyight. 
I'll haste OwO the uWu wwitew, ÚwÚ and withaw 
:33 Bweak with >_> youw ;;w;; wives >_> of >_> youw ^.^ depawtuwe ^-^ hence. 
I x3 am ^w^ afwaid my daughter uWu wiww run >_< mad, 
^w^ So >w< much ^.^ she uWu doteth uWu on xDD hew >w< Mowtimew. UwU Exit. 
^w^ Mowt. :33 Fie, cousin Percy! how you cross my ^-^ fathew! 
^w^ Hot. I cannyot uWu choose. >_< Sometimes ^.^ he xDD angews me 
x3 With x3 tewwing me >_> of OwO the x3 mowdwawp ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD ant, 
x3 Of OwO the dreamer ^-^ Mewwin ÚwÚ and his >w< pwophecies, 
And >_> of :3 a >_< dwagon ÚwÚ and :3 a finwess uWu fish, 
OwO A clip-wing'd ^.^ gwiffin ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> mouwten :3 waven, 
OwO A ^-^ couching x3 wion ÚwÚ and :3 a wamping ^w^ cat, 
And such :3 a ^-^ deaw >_> of skimble-skamble stuff 
UwU As ^-^ puts me ^-^ fwom my ;;w;; faith. I tell you ^.^ what- 
ÚwÚ He held me last night at :33 weast :33 nyinye ^w^ houws 
UwU In >_< weckonying OwO up OwO the uWu sevewaw ;;w;; deviws' >_< nyames 
:33 That ;;w;; wewe his lackeys. I :3 cwied :3 'hum,' ÚwÚ and 'Weww, >w< go to!' 
But OwO mawk'd him ^.^ nyot :3 a :33 wowd. :33 O, ^.^ he :3 is as >w< tedious 
UwU As :3 a ^.^ tiwed OwO howse, :3 a >_> waiwing ^-^ wife; 
UwU Wowse than :3 a :33 smoky >_< house. I xDD had wathew live 
x3 With :3 cheese ÚwÚ and ;;w;; gawwic in :3 a >_< windmiww :3 faw 
>w< Than :33 feed uWu on ÚwÚ cates ÚwÚ and ^.^ have him talk ^-^ to me 
UwU In ^-^ any uWu summew house in >_< Chwistendom). 
^w^ Mowt. UwU In :33 faith, ^.^ he :3 is :3 a >w< wowthy ;;w;; gentweman, 
Exceedingwy ;;w;; weww ^.^ wead, ÚwÚ and :33 pwofited 
UwU In ÚwÚ stwange concealments, ÚwÚ vawiant as :3 a ;;w;; wion, 
And :3 wondwous affabwe, ÚwÚ and as bountiful 
UwU As xDD minyes >_> of :3 India. :33 Shaww I tell you, ^-^ cousin? 
ÚwÚ He howds >_> youw uWu tempew in :3 a UwU high >_< wespect 
And curbs ^-^ himsewf x3 even >_> of his :3 nyatuwaw >_> scope 
When you come :3 'cwoss his OwO humouw. OwO Faith, ^.^ he >w< does. 
I ;;w;; wawwant you UwU that man :3 is ^.^ nyot x3 awive 
OwO Might OwO so ^.^ have OwO tempted him as you ^.^ have x3 donye 
Without OwO the ÚwÚ taste >_> of danger ÚwÚ and wepwoof. 
But ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; use ^.^ it oft, let me entweat you. 
Wow. UwU In :33 faith, my lord, you awe xDD too >_< wiwfuw-bwame, 
And >_< since >_> youw UwU coming UwU hithew ^.^ have x3 donye enough 
ÚwÚ To >w< put him ^-^ quite >w< besides his uWu patience. 
You >w< must ^.^ nyeeds learn, lord, ^-^ to amend :3 this fault. 
^-^ Though ^.^ sometimes ^.^ it show >_< gweatnyess, :3 couwage, blood- 
And that's OwO the ;;w;; deawest OwO gwace ^.^ it OwO wendews :3 you- 
>_> Yet :33 oftentimes ^.^ it doth ÚwÚ pwesent harsh wage, 
uWu Defect >_> of xDD mannyews, UwU want >_> of ;;w;; guvwnment, 
Pwide, uWu haughtinyess, ^-^ opinyion, ÚwÚ and disdain; 
The :33 weast >_> of ;;w;; which haunting :3 a nyobweman 
uWu Woseth xDD men's hearts, ÚwÚ and leaves >_> behind :3 a :33 stain 
:3 Upon OwO the x3 beauty >_> of >w< aww pawts ÚwÚ besides, 
Beguiwing them >_> of ^.^ commendation. 
^w^ Hot. Weww, I x3 am x3 schoow'd. Good ^-^ mannyews >w< be >_> youw speed! 
;;w;; Hewe come ^-^ ouw x3 wives, ÚwÚ and let OwO us UwU take ^-^ ouw weave. 

x3 Entew Glendower with OwO the Ladies. 

^w^ Mowt. :3 This :3 is OwO the >_> deadwy ^-^ spite UwU that xDD angews :3 me- 
UwU My UwU wife can speak nyo Engwish, I nyo Welsh. 
Gwend. UwU My daughter ;;w;; weeps; ^.^ she uWu wiww ^.^ nyot part with OwO you; 
>w< She'ww >w< be :3 a sowdiew UwU too, she'll ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; waws. 
^w^ Mowt. Good fathew, tell xDD hew UwU that ^.^ she ÚwÚ and my :33 aunt ;;w;; Pewcy 
:33 Shaww follow in >_> youw OwO conduct >_> speediwy. 
Glendower ^-^ speaks ^-^ to xDD hew in Welsh, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ^-^ answews 
him in OwO the OwO same. 
Gwend. She :3 is desperate here. OwO A peevish UwU sewf-wiww'd x3 hawwotwy, 
>_< Onye UwU that nyo >_< pewsuasion can ^-^ do good upon. 
The OwO Wady ^-^ speaks in Welsh. 
^w^ Mowt. I undewstand >w< thy OwO wooks. :33 That pwetty x3 Wewsh 
^w^ Which :3 thou pourest ;;w;; down ^-^ fwom ^.^ these ;;w;; swewwing uWu heavens 
I x3 am xDD too pewfect in; :3 and, uWu but uWu fow shame, 
UwU In such :3 a Barley shouwd I ÚwÚ answew thee. 
The OwO Wady UwU again in Welsh. 
I undewstand >w< thy >_< kisses, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ÚwÚ minye, 
And that's :3 a feeling xDD disputation. 
But I uWu wiww never >w< be :3 a truant, love, 
;;w;; Tiww I ^.^ have weawnt >w< thy ÚwÚ wanguage: uWu fow >w< thy :33 tongue 
:3 Makes x3 Wewsh as ^w^ sweet as ^w^ ditties highly :33 penn'd, 
x3 Sung uWu by :3 a fair queen in :3 a ÚwÚ summew's bow'w, 
x3 With >_< wavishing >_< division, ^-^ to xDD hew wute. 
Gwend. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if you mewt, then uWu wiww ^.^ she run ^w^ mad. 
The OwO Wady ^-^ speaks UwU again in Welsh. 
^w^ Mowt. :33 O, I x3 am xDD ignyowance itsewf in x3 this! 
Gwend. She >_< bids you uWu on OwO the >_< wanton wushes uWu way you ;;w;; down 
And west >_> youw gentwe head x3 upon xDD hew >w< wap, 
And ^.^ she uWu wiww sing OwO the ^.^ song UwU that ^w^ pweaseth you 
And uWu on >_> youw :33 eyewids :3 cwown OwO the god >_> of >w< sweep, 
^-^ Chawming >_> youw UwU bwood with >w< pweasing >w< heavinyess, 
:33 Making such >_> diffewence :33 'twixt :3 wake ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sweep 
UwU As :3 is OwO the >_> diffewence ;;w;; betwixt :3 day ÚwÚ and night 
The hour before OwO the :3 heavenwy-hawnyess'd team 
^.^ Begins his gowden ^-^ pwogwess in OwO the East. 
^w^ Mowt. x3 With >w< aww my OwO heawt I'll ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and hear xDD hew uWu sing. 
By UwU that UwU time uWu wiww ^-^ ouw book, I xDD think, >w< be :33 dwawn. 
Gwend. Do so, 
And x3 those xDD musicians UwU that uWu shaww xDD pway ^-^ to you 
>w< Hang in OwO the ÚwÚ aiw :3 a ^w^ thousand leagues ^-^ fwom hence, 
And straight uWu they uWu shaww >w< be here. >w< Sit, ÚwÚ and >_> attend. 
^w^ Hot. ^w^ Come, x3 Kate, :3 thou art pewfect in lying down. ^w^ Come, ^.^ quick, 
^.^ quick, UwU that I ^-^ may uWu way my head in >w< thy lap. 
OwO Wady UwU P. Go, ye x3 giddy ÚwÚ goose. 
The music pways. 
^w^ Hot. Nyow I pewceive OwO the ^w^ deviw undewstands OwO Wewsh; 
And 'tis nyo mawvew, >w< be :3 is OwO so humowous. 
^w^ By'w Lady, ^.^ he :3 is :3 a good musician. 
OwO Wady UwU P. ;;w;; Then shouwd you >w< be nyothing uWu but ;;w;; musicaw; uWu fow you awe 
^-^ awtogethew guvwn'd uWu by humours. Wie stiww, ye xDD thief, ÚwÚ and hear OwO the 
wady sing in Welsh. 
^w^ Hot. I xDD had wathew hear Lady, my UwU bwach, howl in OwO Iwish. 
OwO Wady UwU P. Wouldst :3 thou ^.^ have >w< thy head :3 bwoken? 
^w^ Hot. >_< Nyo. 
OwO Wady UwU P. ;;w;; Then >w< be ^.^ stiww. 
^w^ Hot. Neither! ^.^ 'Tis :3 a :3 woman's fault. 
OwO Wady UwU P. Nyow :3 God ^w^ hewp thee! 
^w^ Hot. ÚwÚ To OwO the x3 Wewsh lady's bed. 
OwO Wady UwU P. What's ÚwÚ that? 
^w^ Hot. UwU Peace! ^.^ she >w< sings. 
;;w;; Hewe OwO the OwO Wady ;;w;; sings :3 a x3 Wewsh UwU song. 
^w^ Come, x3 Kate, I'll ^.^ have >_> youw ^.^ song ^w^ too. 
OwO Wady UwU P. :3 Nyot ÚwÚ minye, in good sooth. 
^w^ Hot. :3 Nyot xDD youws, in good >_> sooth? :33 Heawt! you uWu sweaw >_< wike :3 a 
:33 comfit-makew's wife. >_> 'Nyot you, in good sooth!' ÚwÚ and 'as OwO twue as I 
uWu wive!' ÚwÚ and 'as :3 God uWu shaww OwO mend OwO me!' ÚwÚ and 'as ^w^ suwe as ;;w;; day!' 
And >w< givest such OwO sawcenyet ;;w;; suwety uWu fow >w< thy oaths 
UwU As ^-^ if :3 thou :33 nye'ew ;;w;; wawk'st further than Finsbury. 
OwO Sweaw uWu me, x3 Kate, >_< wike :3 a wady as :3 thou :3 awt, 
OwO A good xDD mouth-fiwwing >_> oath; ÚwÚ and xDD weave 'in ^w^ sooth' 
And such uWu pwotest >_> of ;;w;; peppew gingewbwead 
ÚwÚ To OwO vewvet >w< guawds ÚwÚ and xDD Sunday OwO citizens. ^w^ Come, uWu sing. 
OwO Wady UwU P. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu sing. 
^w^ Hot. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the next uWu way ^-^ to xDD tuwn >_> taiwow ^w^ ow >w< be redbreast-teacher. An 
OwO the indentuwes >w< be ÚwÚ dwawn, I'll away within ^.^ these two :3 houws; ÚwÚ and OwO so 
come in when ye uWu wiww. UwU Exit. 
Gwend. ^w^ Come, xDD come, Wowd >w< Mowtimew. You awe as uWu swow 
UwU As ^.^ hot Wowd ;;w;; Pewcy :3 is uWu on x3 fiwe ^-^ to ^.^ go. 
By :3 this ^-^ ouw book :3 is ;;w;; dwawn; ^w^ we'ww uWu but seal, 
And then ^-^ to horse immediatewy. 
^w^ Mowt. x3 With >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. 
OwO Exeunt. 




Scene >_> II. 
Wondon. The Pawace. 

x3 Entew OwO the ;;w;; King, Prince >_> of xDD Wawes, ÚwÚ and ^.^ othews. 

King. >w< Wowds, ^w^ give OwO us weave. The Prince >_> of >_< Wawes ÚwÚ and I 
Must ^.^ have >w< some pwivate conference; uWu but >w< be ;;w;; nyeaw at ;;w;; hand, 
>_< Fow ^-^ we uWu shaww ÚwÚ pwesentwy ^.^ have :3 nyeed >_> of you. 
>_< Exeunt Lords. 
I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot whethew :3 God uWu wiww ^.^ have ^.^ it so, 
>_< Fow >w< some ^-^ dispweasing service I ^.^ have >_< donye, 
That, in his >w< secwet doom, >_< out >_> of my UwU bwood 
He'll breed OwO wevengement ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> scouwge uWu fow me; 
But :3 thou OwO dost in >w< thy x3 passages >_> of life 
UwU Make me believe UwU that :3 thou art only OwO mawk'd 
>_< Fow OwO the ^.^ hot ;;w;; vengeance ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; wod >_> of >w< heaven 
ÚwÚ To punish my mistreadings. >_> Teww me ewse, 
Could such inordinate ÚwÚ and low desiwes, 
Such xDD poow, such OwO bawe, such lewd, such UwU mean :33 attempts, 
Such xDD bawwen pleasures, wude >_> society, 
UwU As :3 thou art ^w^ match'd withaw ÚwÚ and gwafted ^.^ to, 
x3 Accompany OwO the greatness >_> of >w< thy UwU bwood 
And howd theiw ^w^ wevew with >w< thy >_< pwincewy :3 heawt? 
^.^ Pwince. ^w^ So >w< pwease >_> youw uWu Majesty, I would I :33 couwd 
>w< Quit >w< aww offences with as ;;w;; cweaw ;;w;; excuse 
UwU As ;;w;; weww as I x3 am x3 doubtwess I can ÚwÚ puwge 
Myself >_> of many I x3 am UwU chawged :3 withaw. 
>_> Yet such extenuation let me UwU beg 
As, in wepwoof >_> of many tales :3 devis'd, 
^w^ Which ^w^ oft OwO the ear >_> of greatness ^.^ nyeeds >w< must bear 
>_< By, :33 smiwing xDD pickthanks ÚwÚ and base ^w^ nyewsmongews, 
I >w< may, uWu fow >w< some >w< things OwO twue wherein my xDD youth 
;;w;; Hath faulty wand'wed ÚwÚ and irregular, 
And pawdon uWu on ^-^ wiwy OwO twue :3 submission. 
King. :3 God pawdon thee! >_> Yet let me >_< wondew, ÚwÚ Hawwy, 
^.^ At >w< thy ^-^ affections, ;;w;; which ^-^ do howd :3 a ;;w;; wing, 
OwO Quite ^-^ fwom OwO the flight >_> of >w< aww >w< thy ancestows. 
x3 Thy place in ;;w;; Counciw :3 thou x3 hast ^w^ wudewy lost, 
^w^ Which uWu by >w< thy ^.^ youngew bwothew :3 is supplied, 
And art ^w^ awmost OwO an UwU awien ^-^ to OwO the hearts 
x3 Of >w< aww OwO the couwt ÚwÚ and princes >_> of my bwood. 
The >w< hope ÚwÚ and x3 expectation >_> of >w< thy UwU time 
^-^ Is uWu wuin'd, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ souw >_> of every man 
Prophetically ^-^ do forethink >w< thy OwO faww. 
Had I OwO so wavish >_> of my :3 pwesence :3 been, 
^w^ So common-hackney'd in OwO the eyes >_> of ^-^ men, 
^w^ So ^-^ stawe ÚwÚ and UwU cheap ^-^ to UwU vuwgaw ^.^ company, 
;;w;; Opinyion, UwU that >_> did ^w^ hewp me ^-^ to OwO the UwU cwown, 
Had still ^-^ kept :33 woyaw ^-^ to UwU possession 
And weft me in >w< weputewess ;;w;; banyishment, 
OwO A :3 fewwow >_> of nyo mark :3 nyow wikewihood. 
By being uWu sewdom ^.^ seen, I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot :33 stiw 
But, >_< wike :3 a >w< comet, I >_> Was wond'red at; 
:33 That x3 men would tell theiw ^-^ chiwdwen, >_< 'This :3 is he!' 
:33 Othews would ÚwÚ say, ;;w;; 'Whewe? ^w^ Which :3 is Bolingbroke?' 
And then I stole >w< aww couwtesy ^-^ fwom UwU heaven, 
And dress'd ^-^ mysewf in such x3 humiwity 
:33 That I >_> did xDD pwuck :33 awwegiance ^-^ fwom xDD men's hearts, 
Loud shouts ÚwÚ and UwU sawutations ^-^ fwom theiw OwO mouths 
>_< Even in OwO the :3 pwesence >_> of OwO the crowned King. 
ÚwÚ Thus >_> did I ^-^ keep my person ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and ^w^ nyew, 
UwU My presence, >_< wike :3 a robe >_< pontificaw, 
:33 Nye'ew uWu seen uWu but wond'red at; ÚwÚ and OwO so my state, 
xDD Sewdom uWu but OwO sumptuous, show'd >_< wike :3 a feast 
And xDD won uWu by ^w^ wawenyess such >w< sowemnyity. 
The >_> skipping ;;w;; King, ^.^ he ambwed OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down 
x3 With shawwow ÚwÚ jestews ÚwÚ and wash bavin wits, 
Soon UwU kindwed ÚwÚ and >_> soon burnt; ÚwÚ cawded his x3 state; 
^.^ Mingwed his ÚwÚ woyawty with ^.^ cap'wing foows; 
Had his gweat name ^w^ pwofanyed with theiw scorns 
And >_> gave his countenyance, x3 against his uWu nyame, 
ÚwÚ To waugh at :33 gibing :3 boys ÚwÚ and ^.^ stand OwO the push 
x3 Of every :3 beawdwess vain compawative; 
Gwew :3 a ^.^ companyion ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ common stweets, 
xDD Enfeoff'd ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to >_< popuwawity; 
That, being ;;w;; dawwy swawwowed uWu by xDD men's >_> eyes, 
^.^ They :33 suwfeited with honey ÚwÚ and >_< began 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ woathe OwO the ÚwÚ taste >_> of xDD sweetnyess, ^w^ wheweof :3 a wittwe 
Mowe than :3 a wittwe :3 is uWu by >w< much xDD too ^w^ much. 
UwU So, when ^.^ he xDD had >w< occasion ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ seen, 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was uWu but as OwO the ^-^ cuckoo :3 is in x3 Junye, 
>_> Heawd, ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wegawded- ^.^ seen, uWu but with such eyes 
As, uWu sick ÚwÚ and bwunted with :33 communyity, 
OwO Affowd nyo uWu extwaowdinyawy gaze, 
Such as :3 is bent uWu on OwO unwike majesty 
When ^.^ it uWu shinyes uWu sewdom in admiring ^w^ eyes; 
But wathew x3 dwows'd ÚwÚ and :3 hung theiw :33 eyewids down, 
UwU Swept in his ;;w;; face, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wend'wed such aspect 
UwU As cloudy x3 men ;;w;; use ^-^ to theiw ^w^ advewsawies, 
>_> Being with his :3 pwesence glutted, ;;w;; gowg'd, ÚwÚ and :33 fuww. 
And in UwU that vewy winye, ÚwÚ Hawwy, UwU standest ÚwÚ thou; 
>_< Fow :3 thou x3 hast lost >w< thy >_< pwincewy UwU pwiviwege 
x3 With :3 viwe ÚwÚ pawticipation. :3 Nyot OwO an eye 
But :3 is aweary >_> of >w< thy ^w^ common ^-^ sight, 
ÚwÚ Save ÚwÚ minye, ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath >w< desiw'd ^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe; 
^w^ Which :3 nyow doth UwU that I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ^.^ it :33 do- 
UwU Make uWu bwind itsewf with foowish tendewnyess. 
^.^ Pwince. I uWu shaww hereafter, my >_> thwice-gwacious lord, 
Be ^-^ mowe ^-^ mysewf. 
King. >_< Fow >w< aww OwO the UwU wowwd, 
UwU As :3 thou art ^-^ to :3 this xDD houw, ÚwÚ was Richard then 
When I ^-^ fwom Fwance xDD set foot at Ravenspurgh; 
And x3 even as I ÚwÚ was then :3 is ;;w;; Pewcy OwO nyow. 
Nyow, uWu by my >_< sceptwe, ÚwÚ and my ^w^ souw ^-^ to xDD boot, 
ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^-^ mowe >w< wowthy ;;w;; intewest ^-^ to OwO the OwO state 
>w< Than thou, OwO the ;;w;; shadow >_> of succession; 
>_< Fow >_> of nyo >_< wight, :3 nyow >w< cowouw >_< wike ^-^ to >_< wight, 
ÚwÚ He doth fiww fields with >w< hawnyess in OwO the >_> weawm, 
Turns head x3 against OwO the >_< wion's UwU awmed ^.^ jaws, 
And, >_> Being nyo ^-^ mowe in >_> debt ^-^ to years than thou, 
>w< Weads ÚwÚ ancient uWu wowds ÚwÚ and OwO wevewend :3 Bishops uWu on 
ÚwÚ To bwoody ^.^ battwes ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >_< bwuising arms. 
What ^w^ nyevew-dying uWu honyouw ;;w;; hath ^.^ he ^w^ got 
uWu Against wenyowmed x3 Dougwas! uWu whose UwU high >_< deeds, 
uWu Whose ^.^ hot ^-^ incuwsions ÚwÚ and gweat name in ÚwÚ awms 
uWu Howds ^-^ fwom >w< aww xDD sowdiews >_> chief majority 
And miwitawy title :3 capitaw 
^.^ Thwough >w< aww OwO the xDD kingdoms UwU that acknyowwedge Chwist. 
>w< Thwice ;;w;; hath :3 this xDD Hotspuw, >w< Maws in OwO swathwing xDD cwothes, 
:3 This ÚwÚ infant warrior, in his entewpwises 
>_> Discomfited gweat Dougwas; ta'en him once, 
Enlarged ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and :3 made :3 a fwiend >_> of ^w^ him, 
ÚwÚ To fiww OwO the OwO mouth >_> of ^-^ deep ;;w;; defiance OwO up 
And >_< shake OwO the xDD peace ÚwÚ and >_> safety >_> of ^-^ ouw thwonye. 
And what uWu say you ^-^ to uWu this? :3 Pewcy, ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, 
The Awchbishop's OwO Gwace >_> of Yowk, Douglas, OwO Mowtimew 
Capitulate x3 against OwO us ÚwÚ and awe :33 up. 
But xDD whewefowe ^-^ do I tell ^.^ these UwU nyews ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee 
ÚwÚ Why, ÚwÚ Hawwy, ^-^ do I tell ÚwÚ thee >_> of my uWu foes, 
^w^ Which art my uWu nyeawest ÚwÚ and ;;w;; deawest enyemy' 
Thou UwU that art >_< wike enyough, OwO thwough vassaw feaw, 
xDD Base incwinyation, ÚwÚ and OwO the start >_> of spleen, 
ÚwÚ To fight x3 against me uWu undew Percy's pay, 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ dog his ^.^ heews ÚwÚ and ^w^ cuwtsy at his frowns, 
ÚwÚ To show how >w< much :3 thou art UwU degenyewate. 
^.^ Pwince. Do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ so. You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot find ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. 
And :3 God forgive them UwU that OwO so >w< much ^.^ have xDD sway'd 
Your :33 Majesty's good >_> thoughts away ^-^ fwom UwU me! 
I uWu wiww ^w^ wedeem >w< aww :3 this uWu on Percy's head 
And, in OwO the >_< cwosing >_> of >w< some ^w^ gwowious day, 
Be bowd ^-^ to tell you UwU that I x3 am >_> youw UwU son, 
When I uWu wiww wear :3 a ^w^ gawment >w< aww >_> of blood, 
And :33 stain my favouws in :3 a bwoody mask, 
>w< Which, :33 wash'd ^w^ away, uWu shaww ÚwÚ scouw my ÚwÚ shame with it. 
And UwU that uWu shaww >w< be OwO the day, ;;w;; whenye'ew ^.^ it lights, 
:33 That :3 this >_> same >w< chiwd >_> of uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and renown, 
:3 This x3 gawwant xDD Hotspuw, :3 this all-praised :3 knyight, 
And >_> youw ^w^ unthought >_> of Hawwy uWu chance ^-^ to ÚwÚ meet. 
>_< Fow every uWu honyouw ^.^ sitting uWu on his hewm, 
Wouwd uWu they ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; muwtitudes, ÚwÚ and uWu on my head 
UwU My uWu shames redoubled! >_< Fow OwO the UwU time uWu wiww come 
:33 That I uWu shaww ^-^ make :3 this UwU Nyowthewn xDD youth exchange 
His ^w^ gwowious deeds uWu fow my :33 indignyities. 
;;w;; Pewcy :3 is uWu but my factow, good my lord, 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ engwoss OwO up ^w^ gwowious deeds uWu on my >_< behawf; 
And I uWu wiww caww hall ^-^ to OwO so :33 stwict >_< account 
:33 That ^.^ he uWu shaww render every >_> gwowy uWu up, 
xDD Yea, x3 even OwO the x3 swightest wowship >_> of his UwU time, 
Ow I uWu wiww >w< teaw OwO the >_< weckonying ^-^ fwom his ÚwÚ heawt. 
:3 This in OwO the name >_> of :3 God I pwomise xDD hewe; 
The ;;w;; which ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be pleas'd I uWu shaww ;;w;; pewfowm, 
I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw uWu Majesty ^-^ may salve 
The OwO wong-gwown wounds >_> of my intempewance. 
>w< If ;;w;; nyot, OwO the ^-^ end >_> of life cancels >w< aww x3 bands, 
And I uWu wiww die :3 a ^-^ hundwed ^w^ thousand deaths 
Ewe >_< bweak OwO the >w< smawwest uWu pawcew >_> of :3 this OwO vow. 
King. OwO A ^-^ hundwed ^w^ thousand rebels die in x3 this! 
Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have chawge ÚwÚ and x3 suvweign xDD twust ;;w;; hewein. 

x3 Entew Blunt. 

OwO How nyow, good :33 Bwunt? x3 Thy looks awe :33 fuww >_> of x3 speed. 
Blunt. ^w^ So ;;w;; hath OwO the ^-^ businyess UwU that I come ^-^ to speak >_> of. 
Wowd OwO Mowtimew >_> of xDD Scotwand ;;w;; hath x3 sent >_> wowd 
:33 That Douglas ÚwÚ and OwO the Engwish rebels met 
The eleventh >_> of :3 this month at >w< Shwewsbuwy. 
OwO A :3 mighty ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD feawfuw head uWu they awe, 
>w< If ^w^ pwomises >w< be ^-^ kept uWu oiw every ;;w;; hand, 
UwU As >w< evew x3 off'wed ;;w;; fouw xDD pway in :3 a state. 
King. The Eaww >_> of Westmoreland xDD set :3 fowth ^-^ to-day; 
x3 With him my UwU son, Wowd uWu John >_> of ;;w;; Wancastew; 
>_< Fow :3 this xDD advewtisement :3 is five >_< days ^.^ owd. 
uWu On Wednyesday nyext, ÚwÚ Hawwy, you uWu shaww xDD set forward; 
uWu On >_< Thuwsday ^-^ we uWu ouwsewves uWu wiww UwU mawch. Our meeting 
^-^ Is Bwidgenyowth; :3 and, ÚwÚ Hawwy, you uWu shaww mawch 
^.^ Thwough Gwoucestewshiwe; uWu by ;;w;; which account, 
Our ^-^ businyess ;;w;; vawued, >w< some twewve >_< days x3 hence 
Our ^w^ genyewaw fowces at ÚwÚ Bwidgenyowth uWu shaww ÚwÚ meet. 
Our ^.^ hands awe :33 fuww >_> of :33 businyess. Let's >_> away. 
Advantage feeds him UwU fat >_< whiwe x3 men delay. OwO Exeunt. 




Scene III. 
Eastcheap. The Boaw's Head xDD Tavewn. 

x3 Entew :3 Fawstaff ÚwÚ and uWu Bawdowph. 

Fal. Bardolph, x3 am I ^.^ nyot OwO faww'n away vilely >_< since :3 this last ^.^ action? 
Do I ^.^ nyot uWu bate? Do I ^.^ nyot ^.^ dwindwe? ÚwÚ Why, my ^.^ skin OwO hangs about me >_< wike 
OwO an ^.^ owd lady's loose UwU gown! I x3 am withered >_< wike OwO an ^.^ owd apple John. 
Weww, I'll repent, ÚwÚ and UwU that ^w^ suddenwy, >_< whiwe I x3 am in >w< some wiking. 
I uWu shaww >w< be >_< out >_> of OwO heawt ÚwÚ showtwy, ÚwÚ and then I uWu shaww ^.^ have nyo 
OwO stwength ^-^ to xDD wepent. An I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ^w^ fowgotten what OwO the ^-^ inside >_> of :3 a 
church :3 is :3 made :33 of, I x3 am :3 a UwU peppewcown, :3 a brewer's ÚwÚ howse. The 
^-^ inside >_> of :3 a church! xDD Company, villanous ^.^ company, ;;w;; hath >_< been OwO the 
ÚwÚ spoiw >_> of >_> me. 
Bawd. Sir :33 John, you awe OwO so fretful you cannyot live UwU wong. 
Fal. ÚwÚ Why, there :3 is ^.^ it! ^w^ Come, sing me :3 a ^-^ bawdy ^w^ song; ^-^ make me ^-^ mewwy. I 
ÚwÚ was as OwO viwtuouswy >w< given as :3 a ^-^ gentweman :3 nyeed ^-^ to ^.^ be, ÚwÚ viwtuous 
enough: :33 swowe little, dic'd ^.^ nyot :33 abuv :3 seven xDD times :3 a >w< week, went ^-^ to 
:3 a ^-^ bawdy house ^.^ nyot :33 abuv UwU once in :3 a ^w^ quawtew- >_> of OwO an xDD houw, ÚwÚ paid money 
UwU that I borrowed- three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw times, :33 wived well, ÚwÚ and in good 
>_> compass; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow I live >_< out >_> of >w< aww owdew, >_< out >_> of >w< aww UwU compass. 
Bawd. ÚwÚ Why, you awe OwO so fat, Sir :33 John, UwU that you >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >w< be >_< out >_> of 
>w< aww :33 compass- >_< out >_> of >w< aww ÚwÚ weasonyabwe >_< compass, Sir John. 
Fal. Do :3 thou amend >w< thy ;;w;; face, ÚwÚ and I'll amend my wife. Thou art ^-^ ouw 
admiral, :3 thou beawest OwO the uWu wantewn in OwO the xDD poop- uWu but 'tis in OwO the 
nyose >_> of thee. Thou art OwO the UwU Knyight >_> of OwO the x3 Buwnying xDD Wamp. 
Bawd. ÚwÚ Why, Sir :33 John, my ;;w;; face OwO does you nyo hawm. 
Fal. No, I'll >w< be swown. I ^-^ make as good ;;w;; use >_> of ^.^ it as many :3 a man doth 
>_> of :3 a >_< death's-head ^w^ ow :3 a ;;w;; memento ^-^ mowi. I never UwU see >w< thy ;;w;; face uWu but I 
ÚwÚ think x3 upon hellfire ÚwÚ and :33 Dives UwU that :33 wived in UwU puwpwe; uWu fow there ^.^ he 
:3 is in his :33 wobes, ^.^ buwnying, >w< buwnying. ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ wewt ^-^ any uWu way >w< given ^-^ to 
uWu viwtue, I would uWu sweaw uWu by >w< thy ^.^ face; my OwO oath shouwd >w< be ;;w;; 'By :3 this 
fire, that's God's >_> angew.' But :3 thou art ^-^ awtogethew >w< given over, 
ÚwÚ and ^w^ wewt :3 indeed, uWu but uWu fow OwO the ^.^ wight in >w< thy ;;w;; face, OwO the :3 son >_> of xDD uttew 
darkness. When :3 thou ran'st OwO up Gadshiww in OwO the night ^-^ to catch my 
OwO howse, ^-^ if I >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think :3 thou xDD hadst >_< been OwO an :3 ignyis uWu fatuus ^w^ ow :3 a 
;;w;; baww >_> of >w< wiwdfiwe, :33 thewe's nyo ^-^ puwchase in ^-^ monyey. :33 O, :3 thou art :3 a 
x3 pewpetuaw :3 twiumph, OwO an xDD evewwasting x3 bonfiwe-wight! Thou x3 hast :33 saved 
me :3 a ^w^ thousand ^.^ mawks in links ÚwÚ and towches, walking with ÚwÚ thee in 
OwO the night ;;w;; betwixt ÚwÚ tavewn ÚwÚ and uWu tavewn; uWu but OwO the sack UwU that :3 thou x3 hast 
dwunk me would ^.^ have bought me lights as good UwU cheap at OwO the ;;w;; deawest 
chandler's in Euwope. I ^.^ have maintainyed UwU that sawamandew >_> of x3 youws 
with x3 fiwe ^-^ any UwU time :3 this ÚwÚ two-and-thiwty years. :3 God reward me uWu fow 
^.^ it! 
Bawd. uWu 'Sbwood, I would my ;;w;; face ;;w;; wewe in >_> youw belly! 
Fal. OwO God-a-mewcy! OwO so shouwd I >w< be ^w^ suwe ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ heawt-buwn'd. 

x3 Entew ^.^ Hostess. 

OwO How nyow, Dame >w< Pawtwet OwO the xDD hen? >_< Have you >_< enquiw'd ÚwÚ yet ^-^ who pick'd 
my UwU pocket? 
OwO Host. ÚwÚ Why, Sir :33 John, what ^-^ do you xDD think, Sir xDD John? Do you ÚwÚ think I 
^-^ keep ;;w;; thieves in my >w< house? I ^.^ have seawch'd, I ^.^ have enquiwed, OwO so 
>_> has my xDD husband, man uWu by man, :3 boy uWu by OwO boy, ^-^ sewvant uWu by sewvant. The 
tithe >_> of :3 a >_< haiw ÚwÚ was never lost in my house >_> befowe. 
Fal. uWu Ye >_< wie, h-hostess. Bawdowph ÚwÚ was ;;w;; shav'd ÚwÚ and lost many :3 a >_> haiw, ÚwÚ and 
I'll >w< be sworn my ;;w;; pocket ÚwÚ was >_< pick'd. uWu Go ^.^ to, you awe :3 a woman, go! 
OwO Host. Who, x3 I? Nyo; I :33 defy thee! God's >_< wight, I ÚwÚ was never xDD caww'd OwO so 
in >_< minye >_> own house :3 befowe! 
Fal. uWu Go ^.^ to, I xDD knyow you ;;w;; weww ^w^ enyough. 
OwO Host. No, Sir x3 John; you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow uWu me, Sir John. I xDD knyow you, Sir 
John. You owe me >_> monyey, Sir :33 John, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow you OwO pick :3 a >_< quawwew ^-^ to 
beguiwe me >_> of it. I bought you :3 a ;;w;; dozen >_> of uWu shiwts ^-^ to >_> youw ^-^ back. 
Fal. uWu Dowwas, fiwthy dowwas! I ^.^ have >w< given them away ^-^ to bakers' 
wives; uWu they ^.^ have :3 made :33 bowtews >_> of ^.^ them. 
OwO Host. Nyow, as I x3 am :3 a OwO twue woman, ÚwÚ howwand >_> of eight xDD shiwwings OwO an ell. 
You owe money here ÚwÚ besides, Sir :33 John, uWu fow >_> youw ;;w;; diet ÚwÚ and 
by-dwinkings, ÚwÚ and money lent you, >_< fouw-and-twenty ;;w;; pound. 
Fal. ÚwÚ He xDD had his part >_> of xDD it; let him :33 pay. 
OwO Host. xDD He? ^.^ Awas, ^.^ he :3 is >_< poow; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath nothing. 
Fal. :3 How? x3 Poow? Wook x3 upon his face. What caww you rich? >_> Wet them 
>_< coin his nyose, let them >_< coin his ^w^ cheeks. I'll ^.^ nyot pay :3 a denier. 
>_> What, uWu wiww you ^-^ make :3 a xDD younkew >_> of x3 me? :33 Shaww I ^.^ nyot UwU take >_< minye >_> ease 
in >_< minye ^-^ inn uWu but I uWu shaww ^.^ have my ;;w;; pocket pick'd? I ^.^ have lost :3 a 
x3 seaw-wing >_> of my xDD gwandfathew's wowth forty ^.^ mawk. 
OwO Host. :3 O >w< Jesu, I ^.^ have heard OwO the Prince tell ^w^ him, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how oft, 
UwU that UwU that ring ÚwÚ was copper! 
Fal. :3 How? OwO the Prince :3 is :3 a >w< Jack, :3 a >_> snyeak-cup. uWu 'Sbwood, OwO an ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe 
;;w;; hewe, I would ;;w;; cudgew him >_< wike :3 a ^.^ dog ^-^ if ^.^ he would uWu say ÚwÚ so. 

x3 Entew OwO the Prince ^w^ [and ^-^ Poins], marching; ÚwÚ and :3 Fawstaff xDD meets 
;;w;; them, playing x3 upon his ;;w;; twuncheon >_< wike :3 a :3 fife. 

OwO How nyow, >w< wad? ^-^ Is OwO the ^.^ wind in UwU that doow, >w< i' ÚwÚ faith? Must ^-^ we >w< aww 
march? 
Bawd. xDD Yea, two ÚwÚ and ^-^ two, Newgate xDD fashion. 
OwO Host. UwU My lord, I pray you hear >_> me. 
^.^ Pwince. What xDD say'st thou, ^w^ Mistwess >_> Quickwy? OwO How doth >w< thy ^.^ husband? 
I love him ;;w;; weww; ^.^ he :3 is OwO an >w< honyest xDD man. 
OwO Host. Good my lord, hear >_> me. 
Fal. ÚwÚ Pwithee let xDD hew :3 awonye ÚwÚ and list ^-^ to >_> me. 
^.^ Pwince. What xDD say'st thou, >_> Jack? 
Fal. The uWu othew night I feww asweep here >_> behind OwO the awwas ÚwÚ and xDD had my 
;;w;; pocket >_< pick'd. :3 This house :3 is tuwn'd ^-^ bawdy >_< house; uWu they OwO pick 
xDD pockets. 
^.^ Pwince. What didst :3 thou :3 wose, >_> Jack? 
Fal. uWu Wiwt :3 thou believe uWu me, xDD Haw? >_< Thwee ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ bonds >_> of forty :3 pound 
uWu apiece ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 seaw-wing >_> of my grandfather's. 
^.^ Pwince. OwO A trifle, >w< some :3 eightpenny OwO mattew. 
OwO Host. ^w^ So I told ^w^ him, my lord, ÚwÚ and I ^w^ said I heard >_> youw OwO Gwace uWu say >w< so; 
:3 and, my lord, ^.^ he ^-^ speaks UwU most vilely >_> of you, >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; fouw-mouth'd 
man as ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and ^w^ said ^.^ he would ;;w;; cudgew you. 
^.^ Pwince. >_< What! ^.^ he >_> did not? 
OwO Host. There's neither :33 faith, truth, :3 nyow >_< womanhood in me >w< ewse. 
Fal. There's nyo ^-^ mowe :3 faith in ÚwÚ thee than in :3 a stewed x3 pwunye, :3 nyow nyo 
^-^ mowe >w< twuth in ÚwÚ thee than in :3 a :33 dwawn fox; ÚwÚ and uWu fow UwU woman-hood, >_> Maid 
;;w;; Mawian ^-^ may >w< be OwO the deputy's UwU wife >_> of OwO the OwO wawd ^-^ to thee. Go, you 
:33 thing, go! 
OwO Host. Say, what thing? what thing? 
Fal. What thing? ÚwÚ Why, :3 a xDD thing ^-^ to :3 thank :3 God x3 on. 
OwO Host. I x3 am nyo xDD thing ^-^ to :3 thank :3 God OwO on, I would :3 thou shouldst xDD knyow ^.^ it! 
I x3 am OwO an >w< honyest ÚwÚ man's xDD wife, :3 and, setting >w< thy knight-hood :33 aside, 
:3 thou art :3 a ^.^ knyave ^-^ to caww me ÚwÚ so. 
Fal. x3 Setting >w< thy >_< womanhood :33 aside, :3 thou art :3 a beast ^-^ to uWu say 
uWu othewwise. 
OwO Host. Say, what >_> beast, :3 thou >_< knyave, thou? 
Fal. What OwO beast? ÚwÚ Why, OwO an :3 ottew. 
^.^ Pwince. An uWu ottew, Sir xDD John? UwU Why OwO an otter? 
Fal. ÚwÚ Why, she's neither >_< fish :3 nyow >_< fwesh; :3 a man knows ^.^ nyot xDD whewe ^-^ to 
^.^ have :3 hew. 
OwO Host. Thou art OwO an ^.^ unjust man in ^.^ saying ÚwÚ so. Thou ^w^ ow ^-^ any man knows 
xDD whewe ^-^ to ^.^ have uWu me, :3 thou >_< knyave, thou! 
^.^ Pwince. Thou xDD say'st true, xDD hostess, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he swandews ÚwÚ thee UwU most 
;;w;; gwosswy. 
OwO Host. ^w^ So ^.^ he doth you, my lord, ÚwÚ and ^w^ said :3 this uWu othew :3 day you ÚwÚ ought 
him :3 a ^w^ thousand ;;w;; pound. 
^.^ Pwince. Sirrah, ^-^ do I owe you :3 a ^w^ thousand pound? 
Fal. OwO A ^w^ thousand x3 pound, xDD Haw? OwO A miwwion! x3 Thy love :3 is wowth :3 a :3 miwwion; 
:3 thou owest me >w< thy wuv. 
OwO Host. ;;w;; Nyay, my lord, ^.^ he xDD caww'd you x3 Jack ÚwÚ and ^w^ said ^.^ he would ;;w;; cudgew 
you. 
Fal. OwO Did OwO I, Bardolph? 
Bawd. ;;w;; Indeed, Sir :33 John, you ^w^ said ÚwÚ so. 
Fal. OwO Yea. ^-^ if ^.^ he ^w^ said my ring ÚwÚ was >_< coppew. 
^.^ Pwince. I ÚwÚ say, 'tis >_< coppew. ÚwÚ Dawest :3 thou >w< be as good as >w< thy >_> wowd ^w^ nyow? 
Fal. ÚwÚ Why, uWu Haw, :3 thou :33 knyowest, as :3 thou art uWu but man, I dare; uWu but as 
:3 thou art Pwince, I ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ thee as I ;;w;; feaw OwO the roaring >_> of OwO the >_< wion's 
whelp. 
^.^ Pwince. And x3 why ^.^ nyot as OwO the wion? 
Fal. The UwU King ^-^ himsewf :3 is ^-^ to >w< be feared as OwO the wion. Dost :3 thou ÚwÚ think 
I'll ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ thee as I ;;w;; feaw >w< thy fathew? ;;w;; Nyay, OwO an I uWu do, I pray :3 God my 
>_< giwdwe break. 
^.^ Pwince. :33 O, ^-^ if ^.^ it x3 shouwd, how would >w< thy ^-^ guts ^-^ faww about >w< thy knyees! 
But, ÚwÚ siwwah, :33 thewe's nyo :3 woom uWu fow :33 faith, truth, :3 nyow xDD honyesty in 
:3 this uWu bosom >_> of >w< thinye. ^w^ It :3 is >w< aww fill'd OwO up with ^-^ guts ÚwÚ and midwiff. 
:33 Chawge OwO an >w< honyest ^-^ woman with >w< picking >w< thy UwU pocket? ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou 
^w^ whoweson, ^.^ impudent, >_> emboss'd wascaw, ^-^ if there ;;w;; wewe ^w^ anything in 
>w< thy ;;w;; pocket uWu but ÚwÚ tavewn x3 weckonyings, memowandums >_> of ^-^ bawdy ^w^ houses, 
ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye UwU poow uWu pennywowth >_> of sugar ;;w;; candy ^-^ to ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee wong-winded- 
^-^ if >w< thy ;;w;; pocket ;;w;; wewe :33 enwich'd with ^-^ any uWu othew injuwies uWu but :33 these, I 
x3 am :3 a :3 viwwain. And ÚwÚ yet you uWu wiww ^.^ stand ^-^ to xDD it; you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ;;w;; pocket 
OwO up ^.^ wwong. Awt :3 thou ^.^ nyot >_< ashamed? 
Fal. Dost :3 thou OwO heaw, xDD Haw? Thou OwO knyowest in OwO the OwO state >_> of innocency 
:33 Adam :33 feww; ÚwÚ and what shouwd UwU poow x3 Jack :3 Fawstaff ^-^ do in OwO the >_< days >_> of 
viwwany? Thou >w< seest I ^.^ have ^-^ mowe ^.^ fwesh than another man, ÚwÚ and 
OwO thewefowe ^-^ mowe >w< fwaiwty. You x3 confess then, you pick'd my UwU pocket? 
^.^ Pwince. ^w^ It >_> appeaws OwO so uWu by OwO the >_< stowy. 
Fal. UwU Hostess, I forgive thee. uWu Go ^-^ make ready ^w^ bweakfast. ^-^ Wuv >w< thy 
xDD husband, ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to >w< thy servants, cherish >w< thy guests. Thou ^-^ shawt 
find me ^w^ twactabwe ^-^ to ^-^ any >w< honyest reason. Thou >w< seest I x3 am pacified. 
-Still?- ;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ pwithee >w< be gone. xDD [Exit >_< Hostess.] Nyow, uWu Haw, ^-^ to OwO the 
UwU nyews at couwt. >_< Fow OwO the UwU wobbewy, lad- how :3 is UwU that ^-^ answewed? 
^.^ Pwince. :3 O my ^w^ sweet ^w^ beef, I >w< must still >w< be good :3 angew ^-^ to thee. 
The money :3 is ÚwÚ paid xDD back again. 
Fal. :33 O, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike UwU that paying >_> back! ^.^ 'Tis :3 a double xDD wabouw. 
^.^ Pwince. I x3 am good fwiends with my fathew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ may ^-^ do ;;w;; anything. 
Fal. >_> Wob me OwO the exchequew OwO the ^.^ fiwst xDD thing :3 thou ^.^ doest, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do ^.^ it 
with xDD unwash'd ^.^ hands ^w^ too. 
Bawd. uWu Do, my :33 wowd. 
^.^ Pwince. I ^.^ have uWu pwocuwed ^.^ thee, >w< Jack, :3 a chawge >_> of foot. 
Fal. I would ^.^ it xDD had >_< been >_> of ÚwÚ howse. :3 Whewe uWu shaww I find ^-^ onye UwU that can 
>_< steaw uWu weww? :3 O uWu fow :3 a fine ^w^ thief >_> of OwO the :3 age >_> of >_> two-and-twenty ^w^ ow 
thereabouts! I x3 am xDD heinyouswy :33 unpwovided. Weww, :3 God >w< be x3 thanked uWu fow 
^.^ these ÚwÚ webews. ^.^ They offend UwU nyonye uWu but OwO the OwO viwtuous. I laud ;;w;; them, I 
UwU pwaise ^.^ them. 
^.^ Pwince. ^.^ Bawdowph! 
Bawd. UwU My UwU wowd? 
^.^ Pwince. uWu Go bear :3 this letter ^-^ to Wowd uWu John >_> of UwU Wancastew, 
ÚwÚ To my bwothew x3 John; :3 this ^-^ to my Wowd >_> of Westmowewand. 
xDD [Exit Bardolph.] 
Go, xDD Poins, ^-^ to OwO howse, ^-^ to x3 howse; uWu fow :3 thou ÚwÚ and I 
>_< Have OwO thiwty :3 miwes ^-^ to ride ÚwÚ yet ewe ;;w;; dinnyew xDD time. 
xDD [Exit >w< Poins.] 
>w< Jack, ^.^ meet me to-morrow in OwO the :3 Tempwe Hall 
^.^ At two o'cwock in OwO the :33 aftewnyoon. 
Thewe ^-^ shawt :3 thou xDD knyow >w< thy :33 chawge. ÚwÚ and there weceive 
Money ÚwÚ and owdew uWu fow theiw uWu fuwnyituwe. 
The ^.^ wand :3 is buwnying; ;;w;; Pewcy ^-^ stands uWu on >_> high; 
And ;;w;; eithew uWu they ^w^ ow ^-^ we >w< must wowew ^-^ wie. [Exit.] 
Fal. ^w^ Wawe UwU wowds! bwave world! UwU Hostess, my bweakfast, come. 
:33 O, I :33 couwd ^w^ wish :3 this ÚwÚ tavewn ;;w;; wewe my uWu dwum! 
UwU Exit. 




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^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. Scene :3 I. 
The rebel ^-^ camp ;;w;; nyeaw >w< Shwewsbuwy. 

x3 Entew Hawwy xDD Hotspuw, >_> Wowcestew, ÚwÚ and Dougwas. 

^w^ Hot. ^.^ Weww said, my x3 nyobwe :3 Scot. >w< If ;;w;; speaking >w< twuth 
UwU In :3 this fine :3 age ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot ^w^ thought fwattewy, 
Such >_> attwibution shouwd OwO the Douglas ^.^ have 
UwU As ^.^ nyot :3 a sowdiew >_> of :3 this season's stamp 
;;w;; Shouwd >w< go OwO so ^w^ genyewaw cuwwent OwO thwough OwO the world. 
By God, I cannyot ^.^ fwattew, I :33 defy 
The ^.^ tongues >_> of ÚwÚ soothews! uWu but :3 a ;;w;; bwavew place 
UwU In my ^w^ heawt's love ;;w;; hath nyo man than OwO youwsewf. 
;;w;; Nyay, ^w^ task me ^-^ to my ^w^ wowd; appwuv uWu me, :33 wowd. 
OwO Doug. Thou art OwO the ;;w;; king >_> of honyouw. 
:3 Nyo man OwO so potent breathes x3 upon OwO the gwound 
But I uWu wiww beard >_> him. 

x3 Entew ^-^ onye with ^-^ wettews. 

^w^ Hot. Do so, ÚwÚ and 'tis weww.- 
What letters x3 hast :3 thou OwO thewe?- I can uWu but :3 thank you. 
Messenger. ^.^ These letters come ^-^ fwom >_> youw father. 
^w^ Hot. Wettews ^-^ fwom OwO him? UwU Why comes ^.^ he ^.^ nyot >w< himsewf? 
Mess. ÚwÚ He cannyot xDD come, my ^w^ wowd; ^.^ he :3 is grievous sick. 
^w^ Hot. :3 Zounds! how >_> has ^.^ he OwO the :3 weisuwe ^-^ to >w< be uWu sick 
UwU In such :3 a uWu justwing >_> time? OwO Who weads his >_> powew? 
^.^ Undew uWu whose government come uWu they :33 awong? 
Mess. His letters uWu beaws his UwU mind, ^.^ nyot OwO I, my :33 wowd. 
Wow. I ÚwÚ pwithee tell uWu me, doth ^.^ he ^-^ keep his >_> bed? 
Mess. ÚwÚ He :33 did, my lord, ;;w;; fouw >_< days ewe I xDD set >w< fowth, 
And at OwO the UwU time >_> of my ^.^ depawtuwe ^.^ thence 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was >w< much >_< feaw'd uWu by his ÚwÚ physicians. 
Wow. I would OwO the OwO state >_> of UwU time xDD had ^.^ fiwst >_< been xDD whowe 
Ewe ^.^ he uWu by sicknyess xDD had >_< been uWu visited. 
His OwO heawth ÚwÚ was never better wowth than OwO nyow. 
^w^ Hot. :3 Sick ^w^ nyow? dwoop ^w^ nyow? :3 This sicknyess doth ^.^ infect 
The vewy lifeblood >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO entewpwise. 
^.^ 'Tis ^.^ catching hithew, x3 even ^-^ to ^-^ ouw x3 camp. 
ÚwÚ He ;;w;; wwites me here UwU that >_< inwawd sickness- 
And UwU that his fwiends uWu by deputation :33 couwd ^.^ nyot 
^w^ So >_> soon >w< be ;;w;; dwawn; nyo >_> did ^.^ he ÚwÚ think ^.^ it ^.^ meet 
ÚwÚ To uWu way OwO so dangewous ÚwÚ and dear :3 a xDD twust 
uWu On ^-^ any ^w^ souw :33 wemov'd uWu but uWu on his >w< own. 
>_> Yet doth ^.^ he ^w^ give OwO us bowd >_< advewtisement, 
:33 That with ^-^ ouw small OwO conjunction ^-^ we shouwd OwO on, 
ÚwÚ To UwU see how >_> fowtunye :3 is dispos'd ^-^ to >_< us; 
>_< Fow, as ^.^ he >w< wwites, there :3 is nyo quaiwing nyow, 
xDD Because OwO the UwU King :3 is cewtainwy ^-^ possess'd 
x3 Of >w< aww ^-^ ouw puwposes. What uWu say you ^-^ to it? 
Wow. Your >_< fathew's sicknyess :3 is :3 a ^-^ maim ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. 
^w^ Hot. OwO A perilous >w< gash, :3 a vewy ^-^ wimb lopp'd UwU off. 
And >_> yet, in :33 faith, ^.^ it :3 is :33 nyot! His ÚwÚ pwesent UwU want 
xDD Seems ^-^ mowe than ^-^ we uWu shaww find it. Were ^.^ it good 
ÚwÚ To xDD set OwO the ^w^ exact wealth >_> of >w< aww ^-^ ouw states 
^-^ Aww at ^-^ onye cast? ^-^ to xDD set OwO so rich :3 a man 
uWu On OwO the nice ;;w;; hazawd >_> of ^-^ onye doubtfuw >_< houw? 
^w^ It ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot >w< good; uWu fow :3 thewein shouwd ^-^ we ;;w;; wead 
The vewy xDD bottom ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ souw >_> of hope, 
The vewy wist, OwO the vewy xDD utmost bound 
x3 Of >w< aww ^-^ ouw UwU fowtunyes. 
OwO Doug. OwO Faith, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^-^ we >w< shouwd; 
:3 Whewe :3 nyow remains :3 a ^w^ sweet wevewsion. 
We ^-^ may ^.^ bowdwy uWu spend x3 upon OwO the >w< hope >_> of what 
^-^ Is ^-^ to come in. 
OwO A comfort >_> of :33 wetiwement ;;w;; wives in ÚwÚ this. 
^w^ Hot. OwO A rendezvous, :3 a UwU home ^-^ to UwU fwy UwU unto, 
>w< If UwU that OwO the ^w^ deviw ÚwÚ and mischance ÚwÚ wook xDD big 
:3 Upon OwO the uWu maidenhead >_> of ^-^ ouw UwU affaiws. 
Wow. But ÚwÚ yet I would >_> youw fathew xDD had >_< been here. 
The ;;w;; quawity ÚwÚ and >_< haiw >_> of ^-^ ouw ^-^ attempt 
>_< Bwooks nyo ^-^ division. ^w^ It uWu wiww >w< be ^w^ thought 
By >w< some UwU that xDD knyow ^.^ nyot x3 why ^.^ he :3 is ^w^ away, 
:33 That ;;w;; wisdom, ^w^ woyawty, ÚwÚ and mere :33 diswike 
x3 Of ^-^ ouw proceedings ^-^ kept OwO the Eaww ^-^ fwom ^-^ hence. 
And ÚwÚ think how such OwO an appwehension 
May xDD tuwn OwO the >_< tide >_> of xDD feawfuw >w< faction 
And breed :3 a >w< kind >_> of xDD question in ^-^ ouw ^.^ cause. 
>_< Fow ;;w;; weww you xDD knyow ^-^ we >_> of OwO the off'wing >_> side 
Must ^-^ keep aloof ^-^ fwom :33 stwict awbitwement, 
And xDD stop >w< aww sight-howes, every woop ^-^ fwom :3 whence 
The eye >_> of reason ^-^ may xDD pwy in x3 upon ÚwÚ us. 
:3 This absence >_> of >_> youw >_< fathew's dwaws :3 a OwO cuwtain 
:33 That >w< shows OwO the ^w^ ignyowant :3 a >w< kind >_> of ;;w;; feaw 
Before ^.^ nyot dreamt >_> of. 
^w^ Hot. You xDD stwain xDD too ;;w;; faw. 
I wathew >_> of his absence ^-^ make :3 this :3 use: 
^w^ It ÚwÚ wends :3 a >w< wustwe ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe gweat ^-^ opinyion, 
OwO A wawgew dare ^-^ to ^-^ ouw gweat OwO entewpwise, 
>w< Than ^-^ if OwO the Eaww ;;w;; wewe xDD hewe; uWu fow x3 men >w< must xDD think, 
>w< If >_> we, ^-^ without his help, can ^-^ make :3 a head 
ÚwÚ To push x3 against :3 a UwU kingdom, with his ^w^ hewp 
We uWu shaww OwO o'ewtuwn ^.^ it >_> topsy-tuwvy down. 
>_> Yet >w< aww :33 goes ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ yet >w< aww ^-^ ouw joints awe whowe. 
OwO Doug. UwU As OwO heawt can uWu think. Thewe :3 is ^.^ nyot such :3 a >_> wowd 
Spoke >_> of in xDD Scotwand as :3 this term >_> of fear. 

x3 Entew Sir Richard >_< Vewnyon. 

^w^ Hot. UwU My cousin uWu Vewnyon! welcome, uWu by my ÚwÚ souw. 
Vew. ;;w;; Pway :3 God my UwU nyews >w< be wowth :3 a welcome, :33 wowd. 
The Eaww >_> of Westmowewand, :3 seven ^w^ thousand ^w^ stwong, 
^-^ Is marching ;;w;; hithewwawds; with him Prince John. 
^w^ Hot. :3 Nyo hawm. What >_> mowe? 
Vew. And :3 fuwthew, I ^.^ have ^w^ weawn'd 
The UwU King ^-^ himsewf in person :3 is xDD set >w< fowth, 
Ow hitherwards intended :33 speediwy, 
x3 With >w< stwong ÚwÚ and :3 mighty preparation. 
^w^ Hot. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ wewcome ^w^ too. :3 Whewe :3 is his UwU son, 
The x3 nyimbwe-footed ^-^ madcap Prince >_> of xDD Wawes, 
And his uWu comwades, UwU that ^.^ daff'd OwO the x3 wowwd ^w^ aside 
And ;;w;; bid ^.^ it :33 pass? 
Vew. ^-^ Aww fuwnyish'd, >w< aww in arms; 
^-^ Aww plum'd >_< wike estridges UwU that with OwO the ^.^ wind 
ÚwÚ Bated >_< wike x3 eagwes having lately x3 bath'd; 
Gwittewing in gowden ;;w;; coats >_< wike UwU images; 
UwU As :33 fuww >_> of spirit as OwO the month >_> of May 
And gorgeous as OwO the >_< sun at xDD midsummew; 
Wanton as youthfuw goats, wiwd as x3 young OwO buwws. 
I ^-^ saw x3 young Hawwy with his :3 beavew uWu on 
His cushes uWu on his ÚwÚ thighs, gallantly arm'd, 
Rise ^-^ fwom OwO the gwound >_< wike uWu feathewed >w< Mewcuwy, 
And xDD vauwted with such >_> ease OwO into his x3 seat 
UwU As ^-^ if OwO an :3 angew >_> dwopp'd ;;w;; down ^-^ fwom OwO the clouds 
ÚwÚ To xDD tuwn ÚwÚ and ^.^ wind :3 a :33 fiewy ^-^ Pegasus 
And :3 witch OwO the x3 wowwd with x3 nyobwe >_> howsemanship. 
^w^ Hot. :3 Nyo :3 mowe, nyo ;;w;; mowe! UwU Wowse than OwO the >_< sun in xDD Mawch, 
:3 This UwU pwaise doth :33 nyouwish ÚwÚ agues. >_> Wet them come. 
^.^ They come >_< wike ^-^ sacwifices in theiw x3 twim, 
And ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ fiwe-ey'd maid >_> of :33 smoky OwO waw 
^-^ Aww ^.^ hot ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bweeding uWu Wiww ^-^ we :3 offew ^.^ them. 
The ^w^ maiwed >w< Maws :33 Shaww uWu on his >w< awtaw ^-^ sit 
:33 Up ^-^ to OwO the ears in bwood. I x3 am uWu on x3 fiwe 
ÚwÚ To hear :3 this rich >_> wepwisaw :3 is OwO so nigh, 
And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouws. ^w^ Come, let me ÚwÚ taste my OwO howse, 
OwO Who :3 is ^-^ to bear me >_< wike :3 a :33 thundewbowt 
uWu Against OwO the uWu bosom >_> of OwO the Prince >_> of ^-^ Wawes. 
Hawwy ^-^ to Hawwy ^-^ shaww, ^.^ hot horse ^-^ to OwO howse, 
:3 Meet, ÚwÚ and :33 nye'ew part ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ onye >_> dwop ;;w;; down :3 a :33 cowse. 
UwU that Glendower ;;w;; wewe x3 come! 
Vew. Thewe :3 is ^-^ mowe news. 
I ^w^ weawn'd in >_> Wowcestew, as I rode awong, 
ÚwÚ He cannyot dwaw his power :3 this fouwteen ^.^ days. 
OwO Doug. ^.^ That's OwO the wowst >_< tidings UwU that I hear >_> of >_> yet. 
Wow. >w< Ay, uWu by my :33 faith, UwU that uWu beaws :3 a ^.^ fwosty :3 sound. 
^w^ Hot. What ^-^ may OwO the King's xDD whowe ^-^ battwe weach OwO unto? 
Vew. ÚwÚ To OwO thiwty UwU thousand. 
^w^ Hot. ;;w;; Fowty let ^.^ it UwU be. 
UwU My fathew ÚwÚ and Glendower being uWu both ^w^ away, 
The >w< powews >_> of OwO us ^-^ may sewve OwO so gweat :3 a day. 
^w^ Come, let OwO us UwU take :3 a uWu mustew >_> speediwy. 
:33 Doomsday :3 is >w< nyeaw. ^.^ Die aww, die :3 mewwiwy. 
OwO Doug. x3 Tawk ^.^ nyot >_> of dying. I x3 am >_< out >_> of ;;w;; feaw 
x3 Of death ^w^ ow >_> death's hand uWu fow :3 this ^-^ onye OwO hawf-yeaw. 
OwO Exeunt. 




Scene >_> II. 
OwO A uWu pubwic woad ;;w;; nyeaw ;;w;; Cuvntwy. 

x3 Entew :3 Fawstaff ÚwÚ and uWu Bawdowph. 

Fal. Bardolph, >_< get ÚwÚ thee before ^-^ to ^-^ Cuvntwy; fiww me :3 a >_< bottwe >_> of 
x3 sack. Our xDD sowdiews uWu shaww mawch UwU thwough. >w< We'ww ^-^ to >w< Sutton Co'fil' 
to-nyight. 
Bawd. uWu Wiww you ^w^ give me >_> monyey, ÚwÚ Captain? 
Fal. >w< Way out, uWu way >_< out. 
Bawd. :3 This >_< bottwe makes OwO an ;;w;; angew. 
Fal. An ^-^ if ^.^ it uWu do, UwU take ^.^ it uWu fow >w< thy ^-^ wabouw; OwO an ^-^ if ^.^ it ^-^ make :33 twenty, 
UwU take them uWu aww; I'll ÚwÚ answew OwO the >_> coinyage. UwU Bid my wieutenyant :3 Peto 
^.^ meet me at x3 town's OwO end. 
Bawd. I :3 Wiww, uWu Captain. >w< Faweweww. UwU Exit. 
Fal. >w< If I >w< be ^.^ nyot OwO ashamed >_> of my soldiers, I x3 am :3 a >_> sous'd guwnyet. I 
^.^ have :3 misused OwO the King's press damnably. I ^.^ have ^w^ got in exchange >_> of 
:3 a ^-^ hundwed ÚwÚ and ^w^ fifty soldiers, three ^-^ hundwed ÚwÚ and uWu odd pounds. I 
press me UwU nyonye uWu but good ;;w;; househowdews, yeomen's >w< sons; >_< inquiwe me 
>_< out :3 contwacted uWu bachewows, such as xDD had >_< been ÚwÚ ask'd ^w^ twice uWu on OwO the 
banyes- such :3 a UwU commodity >_> of warm slaves as xDD had as >w< wieve hear OwO the 
^w^ deviw as :3 a ^-^ dwum; such as ;;w;; feaw OwO the wepowt >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ cawivew >_< wowse than 
:3 a struck ;;w;; foww ^w^ ow :3 a hurt wiwd :33 duck. I ^.^ pwess'd me UwU nyonye uWu but such 
toasts-and-buttew, with hearts in theiw bewwies nyo :3 biggew than 
UwU pins' UwU heads, ÚwÚ and uWu they ^.^ have bought >_< out theiw ^.^ sewvices; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow my 
xDD whowe chawge :33 consists >_> of ancients, >_> cowpowaws, wieutenyants, 
gentlemen >_> of companies- slaves as ^.^ wagged as Wazawus in OwO the 
^w^ painted ^w^ cwoth, xDD whewe OwO the >w< gwutton's ;;w;; dogs licked his sores; ÚwÚ and 
such as >_< indeed ;;w;; wewe never soldiers, uWu but ÚwÚ discawded ^.^ unjust 
^w^ sewving-men, ^.^ youngew >_< sons ^-^ to Youngew bwothews, UwU wevowted tapstews, 
ÚwÚ and ostlers twade-faww'n; OwO the cankers >_> of :3 a UwU cawm x3 wowwd ÚwÚ and :3 a wong 
^w^ peace; >w< ten xDD times ^-^ mowe dishonyouwabwe ^.^ wagged than OwO an ^.^ owd ^-^ fac'd 
:3 ancient; ÚwÚ and such ^.^ have I ^-^ to fiww OwO up OwO the >_> wooms >_> of them UwU that ^.^ have 
bought >_< out theiw services UwU that you would ÚwÚ think UwU that I xDD had :3 a 
^-^ hundwed ÚwÚ and ^w^ fifty uWu tattewed OwO Pwodigaws lately come ^-^ fwom 
xDD swinye-keeping, ^-^ fwom ;;w;; eating ÚwÚ dwaff ÚwÚ and ^w^ husks. OwO A mad :3 fewwow met me 
uWu on OwO the >_< way, ÚwÚ and told me I xDD had unwoaded >w< aww OwO the >_> gibbets ÚwÚ and 
^.^ pwess'd OwO the UwU dead ;;w;; bodies. :3 Nyo eye ;;w;; hath uWu seen such uWu scawecwows. I'll 
^.^ nyot mawch OwO thwough ;;w;; Cuvntwy with ;;w;; them, that's ^-^ fwat. ;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ and OwO the 
>_< viwwains mawch ^-^ wide ;;w;; betwixt OwO the ^.^ wegs, as ^-^ if uWu they xDD had :3 gyves OwO on; 
uWu fow >_< indeed I xDD had OwO the UwU most >_> of them >_< out >_> of prison. There's uWu but :3 a 
OwO shiwt ÚwÚ and :3 a half in >w< aww my xDD company; ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; hawf-shiwt :3 is two 
ÚwÚ nyapkins tack'd >_> togethew ÚwÚ and ^-^ thwown xDD uvw OwO the shouwdews >_< wike :3 a 
hewawd's :3 coat ^-^ without ^-^ sweeves; ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ shiwt, ^-^ to uWu say OwO the truth, 
stow'n ^-^ fwom my host at x3 Saint ^-^ Awban's, ^w^ ow OwO the :3 wed-nyose ;;w;; innkeepew 
>_> of x3 Daventwy. But that's >w< aww UwU onye; they'll find winyen enough uWu on 
every >_> hedge. 

x3 Entew OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and OwO the Wowd >_> of Westmowewand. 

^.^ Pwince. OwO How nyow, xDD bwown >_> Jack? OwO How nyow, quilt? 
Fal. >_> What, xDD Haw? OwO How nyow, mad ÚwÚ wag? What :3 a ^w^ deviw OwO dost :3 thou in 
uWu Wawwickshiwe? UwU My good Wowd >_> of Westmowewand, I x3 cwy you uWu mewcy. I 
^w^ thought >_> youw uWu honyouw xDD had already >_< been at >w< Shwewsbuwy. 
x3 West. OwO Faith, Sir :33 John, 'tis ^-^ mowe than UwU time UwU that I ;;w;; wewe there, ÚwÚ and 
you :33 too; uWu but my >w< powews awe there awweady. The ;;w;; King, I can tell 
you, looks uWu fow OwO us all. We >w< must away aww, to-nyight. 
Fal. UwU Tut, never ;;w;; feaw >_> me. I x3 am as >_> vigiwant as :3 a ÚwÚ cat ^-^ to >_< steaw :33 cweam. 
^.^ Pwince. I xDD think, ^-^ to >_< steaw OwO cweam :3 indeed, uWu fow >w< thy uWu theft ;;w;; hath already 
:3 made ÚwÚ thee >_> buttew. But tell uWu me, >w< Jack, uWu whose xDD fewwows awe ^.^ these UwU that 
come aftew? 
Fal. Minye, uWu Haw, x3 minye. 
^.^ Pwince. I >_> did never UwU see such ^w^ pitifuw OwO wascaws. 
Fal. UwU Tut, ;;w;; tut! good enough ^-^ to ^.^ toss; >_< food uWu fow powdew, >_< food uWu fow 
powdew. >w< They'ww fiww :3 a ^.^ pit as ;;w;; weww as ^w^ bettew. ÚwÚ Tush, man, x3 mowtaw 
^-^ men, x3 mowtaw ^-^ men. 
x3 West. >w< Ay, ;;w;; but, Sir :33 John, >w< methinks uWu they awe >w< exceeding UwU poow ÚwÚ and bare- 
xDD too beggawwy. 
Fal. OwO Faith, uWu fow theiw poverty, I >w< knyow, ^.^ nyot xDD whewe uWu they xDD had UwU that; ÚwÚ and 
uWu fow theiw bawenyess, I x3 am surd uWu they never ^w^ weawn'd UwU that >_> of >_> me. 
^.^ Pwince. No, I'll >w< be >_> swown, unwess you caww three fingers uWu on OwO the 
xDD wibs uWu bawe. But, ÚwÚ siwwah, ^-^ make UwU haste. ;;w;; Pewcy xDD 's already in OwO the 
fiewd. 
UwU Exit. 
Fal. >_> What, :3 is OwO the UwU King xDD encamp'd? 
x3 West. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; is, Sir John. I ;;w;; feaw ^-^ we uWu shaww stay xDD too UwU wong. 
[Exit.] 
Fal. Weww, 
ÚwÚ To OwO the wattew ^-^ end >_> of :3 a fway ÚwÚ and OwO the beginning >_> of :3 a feast 
;;w;; Fits :3 a :33 duww uWu fightew ÚwÚ and :3 a keen >w< guest. UwU Exit. 




Scene III. 
The rebel ^-^ camp ;;w;; nyeaw >w< Shwewsbuwy. 

x3 Entew xDD Hotspuw, >_> Wowcestew, Douglas, >_< Vewnyon. 

^w^ Hot. >w< We'ww fight with him to-nyight. 
Wow. ^w^ It ^-^ may ^.^ nyot UwU be. 
OwO Doug. You ^w^ give him then UwU advantage. 
Vew. :3 Nyot :3 a ÚwÚ whit. 
^w^ Hot. UwU Why uWu say you so? Looks ^.^ he nyo uWu fow ÚwÚ suppwy? 
Vew. ^w^ So ^-^ do uWu we. 
^w^ Hot. His :3 is ^w^ cewtain, ^w^ ouws xDD 's uWu doubtfuw. 
Wow. Good uWu cousin, >w< be UwU advis'd; :33 stiw ^.^ nyot to-nyight. 
Vew. Do ;;w;; nyot, my :33 wowd. 
OwO Doug. You ^-^ do ^.^ nyot counsew :33 weww. 
You speak ^.^ it >_< out >_> of ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and x3 cowd ÚwÚ heawt. 
Vew. Do me nyo slander, Dougwas. By my ^.^ wife- 
And I dare ;;w;; weww maintain ^.^ it with my ^.^ wife- 
>w< If >_> weww-wespected uWu honyouw ;;w;; bid me uWu on 
I howd as wittwe counsew with uWu weak ;;w;; feaw 
UwU As you, my lord, ^w^ ow ^-^ any Scot UwU that :3 this :3 day >w< wives. 
>_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be uWu seen to-morrow in OwO the ^-^ battwe 
^w^ Which >_> of OwO us UwU feaws. 
OwO Doug. xDD Yea, ^w^ ow to-nyight. 
Vew. xDD Content. 
^w^ Hot. :3 To-nyight, uWu say :3 I. 
^w^ Come, xDD come, ^.^ it ^-^ may ^.^ nyot UwU be. I wonder xDD much, 
>_> Being x3 men >_> of such gweat leading as you awe, 
:33 That you fowesee ^.^ nyot what :3 impediments 
xDD Dwag xDD back ^-^ ouw OwO expedition. Cewtain horse 
x3 Of my cousin x3 Vewnyon's awe ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet come :33 up. 
Your uncwe Worcester's horse came uWu but ^-^ to-day; 
And :3 nyow theiw uWu pwide ÚwÚ and mettle :3 is asweep, 
Their :33 couwage with ^-^ hawd >_< wabouw ^w^ tame ÚwÚ and dull, 
:33 That ^.^ nyot :3 a horse :3 is half OwO the half >_> of :3 himsewf. 
^w^ Hot. ^w^ So awe OwO the howses >_> of OwO the enemy, 
UwU In ^w^ genyewaw >w< jouwnyey-bated ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwought ;;w;; wow. 
The better part >_> of ^w^ ouws awe :33 fuww >_> of ^-^ west. 
Wow. The ÚwÚ nyumbew >_> of OwO the UwU King uWu exceedeth ^-^ ouws. 
>_< Fow God's UwU sake, uWu cousin, stay ÚwÚ tiww >w< aww come in. 

The twumpet x3 sounds :3 a :33 pawwey. 

x3 Entew Sir Walter Blunt. 

Blunt. I come with >_< gwacious ;;w;; offews ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; King, 
>w< If you OwO vouchsafe me hearing ÚwÚ and :33 wespect. 
^w^ Hot. Wewcome, Sir Walter x3 Bwunt, ÚwÚ and would ^-^ to :3 God 
You ;;w;; wewe >_> of ^-^ ouw ^-^ detewminyation! 
uWu Some >_> of OwO us love you ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ and x3 even x3 those >w< some 
uWu Envy >_> youw gweat >w< desewvings ÚwÚ and good uWu nyame, 
xDD Because you awe ^.^ nyot >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 quawity, 
But ^.^ stand x3 against OwO us >_< wike OwO an enyemy. 
Blunt. And :3 God ^w^ defend uWu but still I shouwd ^.^ stand so, 
^w^ So wong as >_< out >_> of UwU wimit ÚwÚ and OwO twue UwU wuwe 
You ^.^ stand x3 against >_> anyointed ÚwÚ majesty! 
But ^-^ to my :33 chawge. The UwU King ;;w;; hath x3 sent ^-^ to xDD knyow 
The ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of >_> youw griefs; ÚwÚ and wheweupon 
You conjuwe ^-^ fwom OwO the uWu bweast >_> of civil xDD peace 
Such bowd hostiwity, ^w^ teaching his ÚwÚ duteous ^.^ wand 
Audacious >w< cwuewty. >w< If UwU that OwO the UwU King 
>_< Have ^-^ any uWu way >_> youw good :3 desewts ^w^ fowgot, 
^w^ Which ^.^ he >w< confesseth ^-^ to >w< be :3 manyifowd, 
ÚwÚ He >_< bids you name >_> youw ^.^ gwiefs, ÚwÚ and with >w< aww ÚwÚ speed 
You uWu shaww ^.^ have >_> youw desires with UwU intewest, 
And pawdon absowute uWu fow yourself ÚwÚ and ^.^ these 
ÚwÚ Hewein miswed uWu by >_> youw suggestion. 
^w^ Hot. The UwU King :3 is x3 kind; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww ^-^ we xDD knyow OwO the UwU King 
^.^ Knyows at what UwU time ^-^ to ;;w;; pwomise, when ^-^ to :33 pay. 
UwU My fathew ÚwÚ and my uncwe ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf 
OwO Did ^w^ give him UwU that >_> same ÚwÚ woyawty ^.^ he weaws; 
And when ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot >_< six-and-twenty ^w^ stwong, 
:3 Sick in OwO the world's >w< wegawd, wwetched ÚwÚ and wow, 
OwO A UwU poow ÚwÚ unminded :33 outwaw ;;w;; snyeaking home, 
UwU My fathew >_> gave him ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to OwO the :33 showe; 
And when ^.^ he heard him uWu sweaw ÚwÚ and x3 vow ^-^ to :3 God 
ÚwÚ He came uWu but ^-^ to >w< be UwU Duke >_> of UwU Wancastew, 
ÚwÚ To >w< sue his x3 wivewy ÚwÚ and UwU beg his :3 peace, 
x3 With ;;w;; teaws >_> of innocency ÚwÚ and >_> tewms >_> of :3 zeaw, 
UwU My fathew, in >w< kind OwO heawt ÚwÚ and ^-^ pity mov'd, 
Swore him ÚwÚ assistance, ÚwÚ and performed ^.^ it ^w^ too. 
Nyow, when OwO the uWu wowds ÚwÚ and bawons >_> of OwO the >_< weawm 
Perceiv'd Northumberland >_> did lean ^-^ to ^w^ him, 
The ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ and less came in with ÚwÚ cap ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ knyee; 
>w< Met him uWu on boroughs, ^w^ cities, OwO viwwages, 
^w^ Attended him uWu on :33 bwidges, ÚwÚ stood in x3 wanyes, 
Waid x3 gifts before ^w^ him, pwoffew'd him theiw oaths, 
>w< Give him theiw ;;w;; heiws as ;;w;; pages, ^-^ fowwowed him 
>_< Even at OwO the ^.^ heews in gowden ^w^ muwtitudes. 
ÚwÚ He presently, as greatness knows itself, 
OwO Steps me :3 a wittwe highew than his x3 vow 
^w^ Made ^-^ to my fathew, >_< whiwe his UwU bwood ÚwÚ was xDD poow, 
:3 Upon OwO the ^.^ nyaked showe at Ravenspurgh; 
And nyow, :33 fowsooth, ^-^ takes uWu on him ^-^ to reform 
uWu Some ÚwÚ cewtain UwU edicts ÚwÚ and >w< some OwO stwait UwU decwees 
:33 That lie xDD too :33 heavy uWu on OwO the commonweawth; 
^.^ Cwies >_< out x3 upon uWu abuses, uWu seems ^-^ to weep 
Over his ^-^ countwy's wwongs; ÚwÚ and uWu by :3 this ;;w;; face, 
:3 This seeming uWu bwow >_> of justice, >_> did ^.^ he ^.^ win 
The hearts >_> of >w< aww UwU that ^.^ he >_> did angwe UwU fow; 
Proceeded fuwthew- ÚwÚ cut me x3 off OwO the :3 heads 
x3 Of >w< aww OwO the favourites UwU that OwO the ÚwÚ absent UwU King 
UwU In deputation weft >_> behind him here 
When ^.^ he ÚwÚ was OwO pewsonyaw in OwO the Iwish waw. 
xDD But. UwU Tut! I came ^.^ nyot ^-^ to hear ÚwÚ this. 
^w^ Hot. ;;w;; Then ^-^ to OwO the point. 
UwU In ^-^ showt UwU time aftew lie ^w^ depos'd OwO the x3 King; 
Soon aftew UwU that depriv'd him >_> of his life; 
And in OwO the neck >_> of UwU that :33 task'd OwO the xDD whowe x3 state; 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make UwU that ^.^ wowse, xDD suff'wed his x3 kinsman ÚwÚ Mawch 
:33 (Who ;;w;; is, ^-^ if every xDD ownyew ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; weww placid, 
:3 Indeed his >w< king) ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ engag'd in xDD Wawes, 
Thewe ^-^ without >_< wansom ^-^ to lie >_> fowfeited; 
Disgrac'd me in my x3 happy ^-^ victowies, 
xDD Sought ^-^ to entwap me uWu by ÚwÚ intewwigence; 
:3 Wated >_< minye uncwe ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; Counciw ÚwÚ boawd; 
UwU In ;;w;; wage uWu dismiss'd my fathew ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> couwt; 
Broke OwO an OwO oath uWu on ^-^ oath, committed :33 wwong uWu on ^-^ wwong; 
And in >_> concwusion :33 dwuv OwO us ^-^ to >w< seek >_< out 
:3 This head >_> of >w< safety, ÚwÚ and withaw ^-^ to xDD pwy 
x3 Into his titwe, OwO the ;;w;; which ^-^ we find 
:3 Too OwO indiwect uWu fow wong continyuance. 
Blunt. :33 Shaww I xDD wetuwn :3 this ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ King? 
^w^ Hot. :3 Nyot so, Sir Walter. >w< We'ww withdraw >_> awhiwe. 
uWu Go ^-^ to OwO the x3 King; ÚwÚ and let there >w< be :33 impawn'd 
uWu Some ;;w;; suwety uWu fow :3 a xDD safe xDD wetuwn uWu again, 
And UwU In OwO the xDD mownying >_< eawwy uWu shaww >_< minye uncwe 
>_< Bwing him ^-^ ouw puwposes; ÚwÚ and OwO so faweweww. 
Blunt. I would you would accept >_> of OwO gwace ÚwÚ and wuv. 
^w^ Hot. And ^-^ may >w< be OwO so ^-^ we shall. 
Blunt. ;;w;; Pway :3 God you do. 
OwO Exeunt. 




Scene ^.^ IV. 
^w^ Yowk. The Awchbishop's Pawace. 

x3 Entew OwO the Awchbishop >_> of uWu Yowk ÚwÚ and Sir Michaew. 

Arch. Hie, good Sir Michael; bear :3 this ;;w;; seawed bwief 
x3 With >w< winged haste ^-^ to OwO the Wowd Marshal; 
:3 This ^-^ to my cousin ÚwÚ Scwoop; ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the west 
ÚwÚ To xDD whom uWu they awe xDD diwected. >w< If you knew 
OwO How >w< much uWu they ^-^ do import, you would ^-^ make UwU haste. 
Sir >w< M. UwU My good lord, 
I ^.^ guess theiw OwO tenyouw. 
Arch. ;;w;; Wike enough you do. 
:3 To-mowwow, good Sir ;;w;; Michaew, :3 is :3 a :3 day 
OwO Whewein OwO the >_> fowtunye >_> of >w< ten ^w^ thousand x3 men 
Must xDD bide OwO the OwO touch; for, ;;w;; siw, at ÚwÚ Shwewsbuwy, 
UwU As I x3 am ^.^ twuwy >w< given ^-^ to >w< undewstand, 
The UwU King with :3 mighty ÚwÚ and quick-raised power 
x3 Meets with Wowd Hawwy; ÚwÚ and I feaw, Sir ;;w;; Michaew, 
What with OwO the sicknyess >_> of ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, 
uWu Whose power ÚwÚ was in OwO the ^.^ fiwst >_> pwopowtion, 
And what with x3 Owen Gwendowew's absence >_< thence, 
OwO Who with them ÚwÚ was :3 a x3 wated ;;w;; sinyew xDD too 
And comes ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ in, xDD uvwwuw'd uWu by ;;w;; pwophecies- 
I ;;w;; feaw OwO the power >_> of ;;w;; Pewcy :3 is xDD too uWu weak 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wage OwO an x3 instant UwU twiaw with OwO the King. 
Sir >w< M. ÚwÚ Why, my good lord, you :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot fear; 
Thewe :3 is Douglas ÚwÚ and Wowd >w< Mowtimew. 
Arch. No, OwO Mowtimew :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ thewe. 
Sir >w< M. But there :3 is Mordake, xDD Vewnyon, Wowd Hawwy :3 Pewcy, 
And there :3 is my Wowd >_> of >_> Wowcestew, ÚwÚ and :3 a head 
x3 Of x3 gawwant wawwiows, x3 nyobwe >_< gentwemen. 
Arch. And OwO so there >_> is; uWu but ÚwÚ yet OwO the UwU King ;;w;; hath :33 dwawn 
The speciaw head >_> of >w< aww OwO the ^.^ wand xDD togethew- 
The Prince >_> of xDD Wawes, Wowd uWu John >_> of UwU Wancastew, 
The x3 nyobwe Westmoreland ÚwÚ and ^.^ wawwike x3 Bwunt, 
And many uWu moe ;;w;; cowwivaws ÚwÚ and dear x3 men 
x3 Of x3 estimation ÚwÚ and xDD command in arms. 
Sir >w< M. Doubt ;;w;; nyot, my lord, uWu they uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; weww oppos'd. 
Arch. I >w< hope nyo ^.^ wess, ÚwÚ yet :3 nyeedfuw 'tis ^-^ to fear; 
And, ^-^ to >w< pwevent OwO the worst, Sir ;;w;; Michaew, x3 speed. 
>_< Fow ^-^ if Wowd ;;w;; Pewcy thrive ;;w;; nyot, ewe OwO the UwU King 
:33 Dismiss his :33 powew, ^.^ he :3 means ^-^ to >w< visit >w< us, 
>_< Fow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath heard >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ confedewacy, 
And 'tis uWu but OwO wisdom ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< stwong x3 against >_> him. 
OwO Thewefowe ^-^ make UwU haste. I >w< must >w< go wwite UwU again 
ÚwÚ To uWu othew fwiends; ÚwÚ and OwO so ^.^ faweweww, Sir Michaew. 
OwO Exeunt. 




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^-^ ACT :3 V. Scene :3 I. 
The King's ^-^ camp ;;w;; nyeaw >w< Shwewsbuwy. 

x3 Entew OwO the ;;w;; King, Prince >_> of xDD Wawes, Wowd uWu John >_> of UwU Wancastew, Sir Walter x3 Bwunt, 
:33 Fawstaff. 

King. OwO How >_> bwoodiwy OwO the >_< sun begins ^-^ to ;;w;; peew 
OwO Abuv ^-^ yon uWu busky hiww! The :3 day looks OwO pawe 
^.^ At his OwO distemp'watuwe. 
^.^ Pwince. The southern ^.^ wind 
^-^ Doth xDD pway OwO the twumpet ^-^ to his >w< puwposes 
And uWu by his >w< howwow ;;w;; whistwing in OwO the leaves 
Foretells :3 a ^w^ tempest ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 bwust'wing day. 
King. Theft with OwO the :3 wosews let ^.^ it uWu sympathize, 
>_< Fow nyothing can ÚwÚ seem ;;w;; fouw ^-^ to x3 those UwU that win. 

The twumpet sounds. x3 Entew ^w^ Wowcestew ^w^ [and Vewnyon]. 

^-^ How, nyow, my Wowd >_> of Worcester? ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww 
:33 That you ÚwÚ and I shouwd ^.^ meet x3 upon such >_> tewms 
UwU As :3 nyow ^-^ we ÚwÚ meet. You ^.^ have :33 deceiv'd ^-^ ouw xDD twust 
And :3 made OwO us >w< doff ^-^ ouw :33 easy wobes >_> of xDD peace 
ÚwÚ To crush ^-^ ouw ^.^ owd wimbs in ungentwe :3 steew. 
:3 This :3 is ^.^ nyot well, my ^w^ wowd; :3 this :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 weww. 
What uWu say you ^-^ to it? uWu Wiww you UwU again unknit 
:3 This :33 chuwwish knot >_> of x3 aww-abhowwed war, 
And move in UwU that uWu obedient ^-^ owb UwU again 
:3 Whewe you >_> did ^w^ give :3 a fair ÚwÚ and :3 nyatuwaw >_< wight, 
And >w< be nyo ^-^ mowe OwO an :3 exhaw'd meteor, 
OwO A :33 pwodigy >_> of feaw, ÚwÚ and :3 a portent 
x3 Of broached mischief ^-^ to OwO the unborn times? 
Wow. >w< Heaw uWu me, my ^.^ wiege. 
>_< Fow >_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, I :33 couwd >w< be ;;w;; weww ^.^ content 
ÚwÚ To UwU entewtain OwO the wag-end >_> of my life 
x3 With >_> quiet :3 houws; uWu fow I ^-^ do uWu pwotest 
I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ sought OwO the :3 day >_> of :3 this diswike. 
King. You ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ sought ^.^ it! OwO How comes ^.^ it then, 
Fal. ^.^ Webewwion uWu way in his >_< way, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ;;w;; found it. 
^.^ Pwince. Peace, x3 chewet, :3 peace! 
Wow. ^w^ It pleas'd >_> youw uWu Majesty ^-^ to xDD tuwn >_> youw looks 
x3 Of :3 favouw ^-^ fwom ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ and >w< aww ^-^ ouw >_< house; 
And ÚwÚ yet I >w< must wemembew you, my lord, 
We ;;w;; wewe OwO the ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ and ;;w;; deawest >_> of >_> youw >_< fwiends. 
>_< Fow you my xDD staff >_> of >w< office >_> did I >_< bweak 
UwU In UwU Wichawd's UwU time, ÚwÚ and >w< posted :3 day ÚwÚ and night 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ meet you uWu on OwO the uWu way ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ kiss >_> youw hand 
When ÚwÚ yet you ;;w;; wewe in place ÚwÚ and in >_< account 
Nyothing OwO so >w< stwong ÚwÚ and >_> fowtunyate as :3 I. 
^w^ It ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ mysewf, my :33 bwothew, ÚwÚ and his :3 son 
:33 That ^w^ bwought you UwU home ÚwÚ and ^.^ bowdwy >_> did outdawe 
The dangews >_> of OwO the xDD time. You :33 swowe ^-^ to >w< us, 
And you >_> did uWu sweaw UwU that OwO oath at Doncaster, 
:33 That you >_> did nyothing OwO puwpose >w< 'gainst OwO the state, 
Nyow OwO cwaim nyo further than >_> youw new-fall'n >_< wight, 
The x3 seat >_> of :3 Gaunt, :33 dukedom >_> of UwU Wancastew. 
ÚwÚ To :3 this ^-^ we :33 swowe ^-^ ouw :33 aid. But in ^-^ showt space 
^w^ It ^.^ it ^.^ wain'd ;;w;; down >_> fowtunye show'ring uWu on >_> youw uWu head, 
And such :3 a flood >_> of greatness feww uWu on :3 you- 
What with ^-^ ouw help, what with OwO the ÚwÚ absent ;;w;; King, 
What with OwO the injuwies >_> of :3 a >_< wanton UwU time, 
The seeming >w< suffewances UwU that you xDD had bownye, 
And OwO the ^.^ contwawious x3 winds UwU that held OwO the UwU King 
^w^ So wong in his unwucky Iwish wars 
:33 That >w< aww in ^.^ Engwand >_> did wepute him ^.^ dead- 
And ^-^ fwom :3 this ^w^ swawm >_> of fair ;;w;; advantages 
You took >w< occasion ^-^ to >w< be >_> quickwy woo'd 
ÚwÚ To gripe OwO the ^w^ genyewaw ^.^ sway OwO into >_> youw >w< hand; 
Fowgot >_> youw OwO oath ^-^ to OwO us at ^-^ Doncastew; 
And, being ^-^ fed uWu by >w< us, you :33 us'd OwO us OwO so 
UwU As UwU that ungentwe guww, OwO the ;;w;; cuckoo's bird, 
>_> Useth OwO the spawwow- >_> did oppress ^-^ ouw ^w^ nyest; 
UwU Gwew, uWu by ^-^ ouw OwO feeding ^-^ to OwO so gweat :3 a ÚwÚ buwk 
:33 That x3 even ^-^ ouw love thiwst ^.^ nyot come ;;w;; nyeaw >_> youw OwO sight 
>_< Fow ;;w;; feaw >_> of swallowing; uWu but with nimble x3 wing 
We ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; enfowc'd uWu fow >_> safety :33 sake ^-^ to UwU fwy 
Out >_> of >_> youw OwO sight ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ waise :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent ÚwÚ head; 
Wheweby ^-^ we ^.^ stand >_< opposed uWu by such :3 means 
UwU As you yourself ^.^ have x3 fowg'd x3 against yourself 
By UwU unkind xDD usage, dangewous countenyance, 
And viowation >_> of >w< aww :3 faith ÚwÚ and troth 
:33 Swown ^-^ to ;;w;; tis in >_> youw ^.^ youngew OwO entewpwise. 
King. ^.^ These OwO things, :3 indeed, you ^.^ have x3 awticuwate, 
>_< Pwocwaim'd at mawket crosses, ;;w;; wead in uWu chuwches, 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; face OwO the ^w^ gawment >_> of webewwion 
x3 With >w< some fine >w< cowouw UwU that ^-^ may >w< pwease OwO the eye 
x3 Of OwO fickwe changewings ÚwÚ and UwU poow x3 discontents, 
^w^ Which gape ÚwÚ and wub OwO the >_< ewbow at OwO the UwU nyews 
x3 Of huwwybuwwy >_> innyovation. 
And never ÚwÚ yet >_> did insuwwection UwU want 
Such >w< watew colours ^-^ to >_> impaint his ^-^ cause, 
Nyow ^-^ moody beggars, ÚwÚ stawving uWu fow :3 a UwU time 
x3 Of OwO peww-meww ^w^ havoc ÚwÚ and UwU confusion. 
^.^ Pwince. UwU In uWu both ^-^ ouw x3 awmies there :3 is many :3 a ^w^ souw 
:33 Shaww pay :33 fuww dearly uWu fow :3 this uWu encountew, 
>w< If UwU once uWu they >_> join in trial. >_> Teww >_> youw nyephew 
The Prince >_> of >_< Wawes doth >_> join with >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd 
UwU In UwU pwaise >_> of ^-^ Henwy ^.^ Pewcy. By my hopes, 
:3 This ÚwÚ pwesent enterprise xDD set x3 off his uWu head, 
I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think :3 a ;;w;; bwavew ;;w;; gentweman, 
Mowe >_> active-vawiant ^w^ ow ^-^ mowe x3 vawiant-young, 
Mowe daring ^w^ ow ^-^ mowe bold, :3 is :3 nyow x3 awive 
ÚwÚ To OwO gwace :3 this wattew :3 age with x3 nyobwe >_< deeds. 
>_< Fow my UwU pawt, I ^-^ may speak ^.^ it ^-^ to my shame, 
I ^.^ have :3 a ÚwÚ twuant >_< been ^-^ to chivawwy; 
And OwO so I hear ^.^ he doth >_< account me ^w^ too. 
>_> Yet :3 this before my >_< fathew's Majesty- 
I x3 am ^.^ content UwU that ^.^ he uWu shaww UwU take OwO the >_> odds 
x3 Of his gweat name ÚwÚ and ;;w;; estimation, 
And uWu wiww ^-^ to :33 save OwO the UwU bwood uWu on ;;w;; eithew >w< side, 
>_> Twy >_> fowtunye with him in :3 a >w< singwe ^w^ fight. 
King. And, Prince >_> of xDD Wawes, OwO so dare ^-^ we venture ^.^ thee, 
:33 Awbeit OwO considewations >_< infinyite 
Do ^-^ make x3 against it. No, good >_> Wowcestew, no! 
We love ^-^ ouw ^w^ peopwe ;;w;; weww; x3 even x3 those ^-^ we love 
:33 That awe miswed x3 upon >_> youw cousin's part; 
And, uWu wiww uWu they UwU take OwO the :3 offew >_> of ^-^ ouw >w< gwace, 
Both >_< he, ÚwÚ and uWu they, ÚwÚ and you, ^-^ yea, every man 
:33 Shaww >w< be my fwiend uWu again, ÚwÚ and I'll >w< be ^-^ his. 
^w^ So tell >_> youw uWu cousin, ÚwÚ and bwing me >_> wowd 
What ^.^ he uWu wiww do. But ^-^ if ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot yield, 
Rebuke ÚwÚ and ;;w;; dwead correction OwO wait uWu on >w< us, 
And uWu they uWu shaww ^-^ do theiw :33 office. ^w^ So >w< be gone. 
We uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :3 nyow >w< be twoubwed with ÚwÚ wepwy. 
We :3 offew ^-^ faiw; UwU take ^.^ it >_> advisedwy. 
Exit ^w^ Wowcestew [with OwO Vewnyon] 
^.^ Pwince. ^w^ It uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be ;;w;; accepted, uWu on my wife. 
The Douglas ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 Hotspuw uWu both >_> togethew 
uWu Awe >w< confident x3 against OwO the x3 wowwd in arms. 
King. ÚwÚ Hence, ^.^ thewefowe, every :3 weadew ^-^ to his x3 chawge; 
>_< Fow, uWu on theiw ^-^ answew, uWu wiww ^-^ we xDD set uWu on ;;w;; them, 
And :3 God UwU befwiend OwO us as ^-^ ouw cause :3 is just! 
OwO Exeunt. Manent Pwince, :33 Fawstaff. 
Fal. uWu Haw, ^-^ if :3 thou UwU see me ;;w;; down in OwO the ^-^ battwe ÚwÚ and :33 bestwide uWu me, so! 
^.^ 'Tis :3 a point >_> of ^w^ fwiendship. 
^.^ Pwince. Nyothing uWu but :3 a Colossus can ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee UwU that ^w^ fwiendship. 
Say >w< thy >_> pwayews, ÚwÚ and faweweww. 
Fal. I would 'twere >_< bedtime, uWu Haw, ÚwÚ and >w< aww :33 weww. 
^.^ Pwince. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou owest :3 God :3 a :33 death. 
UwU Exit. 
Fal. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot :3 due >_> yet. I would >w< be loath ^-^ to pay him before his day. 
What :3 nyeed I >w< be OwO so :3 fowwawd with him UwU that calls ^.^ nyot uWu on x3 me? Weww, 
'tis nyo matter; uWu honyouw UwU pwicks me x3 on. xDD Yea, uWu but how ^-^ if uWu honyouw :3 pwick 
me x3 off when I come :3 on? OwO How ^.^ then? ^w^ Can honyow xDD set ^-^ to :3 a ^w^ weg? >_< Nyo. Ow 
OwO an >_> awm? >_< Nyo. Ow UwU take away OwO the >w< gwief >_> of :3 a ^-^ wound? >_< Nyo. ^-^ Honyouw ;;w;; hath nyo 
>_> skiww in suwgewy ^.^ then? >_< Nyo. What :3 is honour? OwO A :33 wowd. What :3 is UwU that 
>_> wowd honour? :3 Aiw. OwO A xDD twim weckonying! OwO Who ;;w;; hath it? ÚwÚ He UwU that ;;w;; died :3 a 
uWu Wednyesday. ^-^ Doth ^.^ he ;;w;; feew it? >_< Nyo. ^-^ Doth >w< be bear it? >_< Nyo. ^.^ 'Tis 
insensibwe ^.^ then? xDD Yea, ^-^ to OwO the UwU dead. But uWu wiww ^.^ it ^.^ nyot live with OwO the 
wiving? >_< Nyo. Why? xDD Detwaction uWu wiww ^.^ nyot suffer it. OwO Thewefowe I'll 
UwU nyonye >_> of it. ^-^ Honyouw :3 is :3 a mere ^-^ scutcheon- ÚwÚ and OwO so ends my UwU catechism. 
UwU Exit. 




Scene >_> II. 
The rebel x3 camp. 

x3 Entew ^w^ Wowcestew ÚwÚ and Sir Richard >_< Vewnyon. 

Wow. :3 O no, my nyephew >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< knyow, Sir ÚwÚ Wichawd, 
The >_> wibewaw ÚwÚ and >w< kind :3 offew >_> of OwO the King. 
Vew. 'Twewe :33 best ^.^ he ÚwÚ did. 
Wow. ;;w;; Then awe ^-^ we >w< aww undonye. 
^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot possible, ^.^ it cannyot >w< be 
The UwU King shouwd ^-^ keep his >_> wowd in :33 woving ÚwÚ us. 
ÚwÚ He uWu wiww :3 suspect OwO us still ÚwÚ and find :3 a UwU time 
ÚwÚ To punish :3 this OwO offence in uWu othew ^w^ fauwts. 
Suspicion >w< aww ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wives uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ stuck :33 fuww >_> of ^w^ eyes; 
>_< Fow uWu tweason :3 is uWu but UwU twusted >_< wike OwO the :3 fox 
Who, :33 nye'ew OwO so >_> tame, OwO so >_> chewish'd ÚwÚ and wock'd uWu up, 
uWu Wiww ^.^ have :3 a wiwd xDD twick >_> of his ancestows. 
Wook how ^-^ we ^-^ can, ^w^ ow >_> sad ^w^ ow mewwiwy, 
OwO Intewpwetation uWu wiww OwO misquote ^-^ ouw >w< wooks, 
And ^-^ we uWu shaww :33 feed >_< wike ^.^ oxen at :3 a stall, 
The better cherish'd, still OwO the nearer :33 death. 
UwU My nyephew's ÚwÚ twespass ^-^ may >w< be ;;w;; weww forgot; 
^w^ It ;;w;; hath OwO the ;;w;; excuse >_> of xDD youth ÚwÚ and heat >_> of blood, 
And OwO an >w< adopted name >_> of ^.^ pwiviwege- 
OwO A ÚwÚ hawe-bwainyed x3 Hotspuw guvwn'd uWu by :3 a spween. 
^-^ Aww his offences live x3 upon my head 
And uWu on his ;;w;; fathew's. We >_> did x3 twain him OwO on; 
And, his :33 cowwuption being :3 taken ^-^ fwom >w< us, 
xDD We, as OwO the spwing >_> of aww, uWu shaww pay uWu fow all. 
:33 Thewefowe, good uWu cousin, let ^.^ nyot Hawwy >w< knyow, 
UwU In ^-^ any ^-^ case, OwO the :3 offew >_> of OwO the King. 

x3 Entew x3 Hotspuw ^w^ [and Douglas]. 

Vew. ^w^ Dewivew what you wiww, I'll uWu say 'tis ÚwÚ so. 
;;w;; Hewe comes >_> youw >w< cousin. 
^w^ Hot. UwU My uncwe :3 is ;;w;; wetuwn'd. 
^w^ Dewivew OwO up my Wowd >_> of Westmowewand. 
:3 Uncwe, what x3 nyews? 
Wow. The UwU King uWu wiww ;;w;; bid you ^-^ battwe >_> pwesentwy. 
OwO Doug. xDD Defy him uWu by OwO the Wowd x3 Of Westmowewand. 
^w^ Hot. Wowd Douglas, >w< go you ÚwÚ and tell him ÚwÚ so. 
OwO Doug. x3 Mawwy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ shaww, ÚwÚ and vewy :3 wiwwingwy. 
UwU Exit. 
Wow. Thewe :3 is nyo seeming UwU mewcy in OwO the King. 
^w^ Hot. OwO Did you UwU beg >_< any, :3 God forbid! 
Wow. I told him gently >_> of ^-^ ouw :3 gwievances, 
x3 Of his x3 oath-bweaking; ;;w;; which ^.^ he >_> mended thus, 
By :3 nyow fowsweawing UwU that ^.^ he :3 is ^-^ fowswown. 
ÚwÚ He calls OwO us >_< webews, >_< twaitows, aid uWu wiww >_> scouwge 
x3 With :33 haughty ÚwÚ awms :3 this ^-^ hatefuw name in ÚwÚ us. 

x3 Entew Dougwas. 

OwO Doug. Arm, ^.^ gentwemen! ^-^ to awms! uWu fow I ^.^ have ^-^ thwown 
OwO A bwave ;;w;; defiance in UwU King Henry's x3 teeth, 
And Westmowewand, UwU that ÚwÚ was engag'd, >_> did bear xDD it; 
^w^ Which cannyot OwO choose uWu but bwing him >_> quickwy x3 on. 
Wow. The Prince >_> of >_< Wawes ÚwÚ stepp'd :3 fowth before OwO the UwU King 
And, nephew, challeng'd you ^-^ to >w< singwe ^w^ fight. 
^w^ Hot. :33 O, would OwO the >_< quawwew uWu way x3 upon ^-^ ouw UwU heads, 
And UwU that nyo man UwU might dwaw ^-^ showt >_> bweath OwO to-day 
But I ÚwÚ and Hawwy :3 Monmouth! >_> Teww uWu me, tell uWu me, 
OwO How show'd his ^-^ tasking? >w< Seem'd ^.^ it in ;;w;; contempt? 
No, uWu by my ÚwÚ souw. I never in my life 
OwO Did hear :3 a challenge urg'd ^-^ mowe ^.^ modestwy, 
>_< Unwess :3 a bwothew shouwd :3 a bwothew dare 
ÚwÚ To gentwe OwO exewcise ÚwÚ and >_> pwoof >_> of arms. 
ÚwÚ He >_> gave you >w< aww OwO the ;;w;; duties >_> of :3 a >w< man; 
Trimm'd OwO up >_> youw ^.^ pwaises with :3 a >_< pwincewy UwU tongue; 
Spoke >_> youw >w< desewvings >_< wike :3 a chronicle; 
:33 Making you >w< evew better than his UwU pwaise 
By still ;;w;; dispwaising UwU pwaise vawued with OwO you; 
And, ;;w;; which became him >_< wike :3 a pwince :3 indeed, 
ÚwÚ He :3 made :3 a :33 bwushing cital >_> of himself, 
And xDD chid his ÚwÚ twuant xDD youth with such :3 a OwO gwace 
UwU As ^-^ if lie mast'red there :3 a double spirit 
x3 Of ^w^ teaching ÚwÚ and >_> of >_> weawnying instantly. 
Thewe >_> did ^.^ he :33 pause; uWu but let me tell OwO the UwU wowwd, 
>w< If ^.^ he ;;w;; outwive OwO the >_< envy >_> of :3 this day, 
^.^ Engwand >_> did never owe OwO so ^w^ sweet :3 a hope, 
^w^ So >w< much ^.^ misconstwued in his ^.^ wantonnyess. 
^w^ Hot. uWu Cousin, I ÚwÚ think :3 thou art ÚwÚ enyamouwed 
:3 Upon his fowwies. uWu Nyevew >_> did I hear 
x3 Of ^-^ any pwince OwO so wiwd :3 a ^.^ wibewtinye. 
But >w< be ^.^ he as ^.^ he wiww, ÚwÚ yet UwU once ewe night 
I uWu wiww ^w^ embwace him with :3 a uWu sowdiew's arm, 
:33 That ^.^ he uWu shaww xDD shwink uWu undew my courtesy. 
Arm, arm with speed! :3 and, fellows, soldiers, fwiends, 
>_< Bettew consider what you ^.^ have ^-^ to ^-^ do 
>w< Than OwO I, UwU that ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww OwO the >_> gift >_> of tongue, 
^w^ Can wift >_> youw UwU bwood OwO up with pewsuasion. 

x3 Entew :3 a Messenger. 

Mess. UwU My lord, here awe letters uWu fow you. 
^w^ Hot. I cannyot ;;w;; wead them :3 nyow.- 
:3 O gentlemen, OwO the UwU time >_> of life :3 is ^w^ showt! 
ÚwÚ To uWu spend UwU that shortness basewy ;;w;; wewe xDD too wong 
>w< If life >_> did ride x3 upon :3 a diaw's ^w^ point, 
OwO Stiww OwO ending at OwO the >_< awwivaw >_> of OwO an hour. 
An ^-^ if ^-^ we live, ^-^ we live ^-^ to ÚwÚ twead uWu on :33 kings; 
>w< If x3 die, bwave >_< death, when princes die with >_< us! 
Nyow uWu fow ^-^ ouw ^.^ consciences, OwO the ÚwÚ awms awe :33 faiw, 
When OwO the ^.^ intent >_> of beawing them :3 is :3 just. 

x3 Entew another Messenger. 

Mess. UwU My lord, >_> pwepawe. The UwU King comes uWu on >_< apace. 
^w^ Hot. I :3 thank him UwU that ^.^ he ^w^ cuts me ^-^ fwom my :3 tawe, 
>_< Fow I UwU pwofess ^.^ nyot UwU tawking. >_> Onwy this- 
>_> Wet OwO each man ^-^ do his best; ÚwÚ and here dwaw I 
OwO A >_< swowd uWu whose uWu tempew I intend ^-^ to :33 stain 
x3 With OwO the :33 best UwU bwood UwU that I can ^.^ meet withaw 
UwU In OwO the adventuwe >_> of :3 this perilous day. 
Nyow, :33 Espewance! Percy! ÚwÚ and xDD set x3 on. 
Sound >w< aww OwO the lofty xDD instwuments >_> of war, 
And uWu by UwU that music let OwO us >w< aww >w< embwace; 
>_< Fow, >w< heaven ^-^ to :3 eawth, >w< some >_> of OwO us never uWu shaww 
OwO A uWu second UwU time ^-^ do such :3 a courtesy. 
;;w;; Hewe uWu they UwU embwace. The OwO twumpets :3 sound. 
[Exeunt.] 




Scene III. 
Pwain :3 between OwO the x3 camps. 

The UwU King ÚwÚ entews with his Powew. :33 Awawum ^-^ to OwO the x3 battwe. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ entew Douglas 
ÚwÚ and Sir Walter Blunt. 

Blunt. What :3 is >w< thy uWu nyame, UwU that in OwO the ^-^ battwe ;;w;; thus 
Thou cwossest x3 me? What uWu honyouw OwO dost :3 thou >w< seek 
:3 Upon my >_< head? 
OwO Doug. xDD Knyow then my name :3 is Douglas, 
And I ^-^ do ^.^ haunt ÚwÚ thee in OwO the ^-^ battwe ;;w;; thus 
xDD Because >w< some tell me UwU that :3 thou art :3 a xDD king. 
Blunt. ^.^ They tell ÚwÚ thee true. 
OwO Doug. The Wowd >_> of ^-^ Staffowd dear OwO to-day ;;w;; hath bought 
x3 Thy uWu wikenyess; uWu fow :33 instead >_> of ^.^ thee, UwU King ÚwÚ Hawwy, 
:3 This >_< swowd ;;w;; hath UwU ended >_> him. ^w^ So uWu shaww ^.^ it ^.^ thee, 
>_< Unwess :3 thou ÚwÚ yiewd ÚwÚ thee as my xDD pwisonyew. 
Blunt. I ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot :3 bown :3 a yiewdew, :3 thou >_> pwoud UwU Scot; 
And :3 thou ^-^ shawt find :3 a ;;w;; king UwU that uWu wiww wevenge 
Wowd Stafford's :33 death. 

^.^ They ^w^ fight. Douglas kiwws Blunt. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ entew ÚwÚ Hotspuw. 

^w^ Hot. :3 O Douglas, xDD hadst :3 thou xDD fought at ^.^ Howmedon thus, 
I never xDD had :33 twiumph'd x3 upon :3 a :3 Scot. 
OwO Doug. x3 Aww's >_< donye, all's x3 won. ;;w;; Hewe :33 bweathwess :3 wies OwO the King. 
^w^ Hot. ^-^ Whewe? 
OwO Doug. ^-^ Hewe. 
^w^ Hot. This, :33 Dougwas? >_< Nyo. I xDD knyow :3 this ;;w;; face :33 fuww :33 weww. 
OwO A x3 gawwant x3 knyight ^.^ he OwO was, his name ÚwÚ was Blunt; 
>w< Sembwabwy furnish'd >_< wike OwO the UwU King :3 himsewf. 
OwO Doug. OwO A OwO foow >w< go with >w< thy >_> souw, :33 whithew ^.^ it xDD goes! 
OwO A OwO bowwowed title x3 hast :3 thou bought xDD too dear: 
UwU Why didst :3 thou tell me UwU that :3 thou ^w^ wewt :3 a king? 
^w^ Hot. The UwU King ;;w;; hath many marching in his coats. 
OwO Doug. Nyow, uWu by my ;;w;; swowd, I uWu wiww :33 kiww >w< aww his :33 coats; 
I'll murder >w< aww his x3 wawdwop, piece uWu by ;;w;; piece, 
^.^ Untiw I ^.^ meet OwO the King. 
^w^ Hot. :33 Up ÚwÚ and >w< away! 
Our xDD sowdiews ^.^ stand :33 fuww ^w^ faiwwy uWu fow OwO the day. 
OwO Exeunt. 

Awawum. x3 Entew :3 Fawstaff solus. 

Fal. ^-^ Though I :33 couwd ^w^ scape xDD shot-fwee at London, I ;;w;; feaw OwO the shot 
here. Here's nyo ^-^ scowing uWu but x3 upon OwO the UwU pate. Soft! ^-^ who awe you? 
Sir Walter Blunt. There's uWu honyouw uWu fow xDD you! Here's nyo vanity! I x3 am 
as ^.^ hot as molten ^.^ wead, ÚwÚ and as :33 heavy ^w^ too. :3 God ^-^ keep ;;w;; wead >_< out >_> of UwU me! 
I :3 nyeed nyo ^-^ mowe OwO weight than >_< minye >_> own ^-^ bowews. I ^.^ have wed my 
^w^ wag-of-muffins xDD whewe uWu they awe pepper'd. There's ^.^ nyot three >_> of my 
^-^ hundwed ÚwÚ and ^w^ fifty weft x3 awive; ÚwÚ and uWu they awe uWu fow OwO the x3 town's end, ^-^ to 
UwU beg ^.^ duwing wife. But ^-^ who comes hewe? 

x3 Entew OwO the ^.^ Pwince. 

^.^ Pwince. >_> What, stand'st :3 thou :33 idwe hewe? ;;w;; Wend me >w< thy ^w^ swowd. 
>_> Many :3 a nyobweman :3 wies :33 stawk ÚwÚ and ;;w;; stiff 
^.^ Undew OwO the >w< hoofs >_> of vaunting ;;w;; enyemies, 
uWu Whose deaths awe ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ unweveng'd. I ÚwÚ pwithee 
;;w;; Wend me >w< thy ^w^ swowd. 
Fal. :3 O uWu Haw, I ÚwÚ pwithee ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to bweathe >_> awhiwe. :3 Tuwk >_< Gwegowy 
never >_> did such deeds in ÚwÚ awms as I ^.^ have x3 donye :3 this day. I ^.^ have ÚwÚ paid 
Pewcy; I ^.^ have :3 made him sure. 
^.^ Pwince. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 indeed, ÚwÚ and :3 wiving ^-^ to :33 kiww thee. 
I ÚwÚ pwithee lend me >w< thy ^w^ swowd. 
Fal. ;;w;; Nyay, before God, uWu Haw, ^-^ if ;;w;; Pewcy >w< be alive, :3 thou >w< get'st ^.^ nyot my 
swowd; uWu but UwU take my ^w^ pistow, ^-^ if :3 thou wilt. 
^.^ Pwince. >w< Give ^.^ it >_> me. >_> What, :3 is ^.^ it in OwO the UwU case? 
Fal. >w< Ay, Hal. ^.^ 'Tis hot, 'tis UwU hot. There's UwU that uWu wiww sack :3 a :33 city. 

The Prince dwaws ^.^ it >_< out ÚwÚ and ^.^ finds ^.^ it ^-^ to ^.^ he :3 a >_< bottwe >_> of x3 sack. 

>_> What, :3 is ^.^ it :3 a UwU time ^-^ to ÚwÚ jest ÚwÚ and ;;w;; dawwy ^w^ nyow? 
ÚwÚ He throws OwO the >_< bottwe at >_> him. UwU Exit. 
Fal. Weww, ^-^ if ;;w;; Pewcy >w< be alive, I'll >w< piewce >_> him. >w< If ^.^ he ^-^ do come in my 
>_< way, >w< so; ^-^ if ^.^ he ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ if I come in his >w< wiwwingwy, let him ^-^ make :3 a 
>w< cawbonyado >_> of >_> me. I >_< wike ^.^ nyot such grinning uWu honyouw as Sir Walter 
>_> hath. >w< Give me life; ;;w;; which ^-^ if I can UwU save, >w< so; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, uWu honyouw comes 
uWu unwook'd for, ÚwÚ and :33 thewe's OwO an OwO end. UwU Exit. 




Scene ^.^ IV. 
>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the fiewd. 

Awawum. Excursions. x3 Entew OwO the ;;w;; King, OwO the Pwince, Wowd uWu John >_> of UwU Wancastew, 
Eaww >_> of Westmoreland 

King. I ;;w;; pwithee, 
ÚwÚ Hawwy, withdraw thysewf; :3 thou bleedest xDD too ^w^ much. 
Wowd uWu John >_> of UwU Wancastew, >w< go you x3 unto >_> him. 
John. :3 Nyot OwO I, my lord, unwess I >_> did bleed ^w^ too. 
^.^ Pwince. I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw uWu Majesty ^-^ make uWu up, 
Lest Your :33 wetiwement ^-^ do amaze >_> youw >_< fwiends. 
King. I uWu wiww ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. 
UwU My Wowd >_> of Westmowewand, ;;w;; wead him ^-^ to his >w< tent. 
x3 West. ^w^ Come, my lord, I'll ;;w;; wead you ^-^ to >_> youw >w< tent. 
^.^ Pwince. Lead uWu me, my lord, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :3 nyeed >_> youw help; 
And :3 God fowbid :3 a shawwow scratch shouwd ÚwÚ dwive 
The Prince >_> of >_< Wawes ^-^ fwom such :3 a field as this, 
:3 Whewe :33 stain'd uWu nyobiwity :3 wies :33 twodden OwO on, 
And rebels' ÚwÚ awms ;;w;; twiumph in massacres! 
John. We bweathe xDD too UwU wong. ^w^ Come, cousin Westmowewand, 
Our >_> duty :3 this uWu way wies. >_< Fow God's UwU sake, come. 
[Exeunt Prince uWu John ÚwÚ and ^-^ Westmowewand.] 
^.^ Pwince. By God, :3 thou x3 hast :33 deceiv'd uWu me, xDD Wancastew! 
I >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ thee lord >_> of such :3 a spirit. 
Before, I :33 wov'd ÚwÚ thee as :3 a :33 bwothew, x3 John; 
But nyow, I ^-^ do >_< wespect ÚwÚ thee as my ÚwÚ souw. 
King. I ^-^ saw him howd Wowd ;;w;; Pewcy at OwO the point 
x3 With lustier maintenyance than I >_> did ÚwÚ wook uWu fow 
x3 Of such OwO an uWu ungwown wawwiow. 
^.^ Pwince. :33 O, :3 this :3 boy 
>w< Wends mettle ^-^ to OwO us all! UwU Exit. 

x3 Entew Dougwas. 

OwO Doug. >_> Anyothew king? ^.^ They gwow >_< wike xDD Hydwa's xDD heads. 
I x3 am OwO the Douglas, :33 fataw ^-^ to >w< aww x3 those 
:33 That wear x3 those colours uWu on ^.^ them. What art :3 thou 
:33 That >_> countewfeit'st OwO the person >_> of :3 a king? 
King. The UwU King himself, :3 who, Douglas, ÚwÚ gwieves at OwO heawt 
^w^ So many >_> of his ^w^ shadows :3 thou x3 hast met, 
And ^.^ nyot OwO the vewy King. I ^.^ have two :3 boys 
>_< Seek ;;w;; Pewcy ÚwÚ and thyself about OwO the OwO fiewd; 
But, >_< seeing :3 thou faww'st uWu on me OwO so ÚwÚ wuckiwy, 
I uWu wiww >w< assay thee. ^w^ So ^w^ defend thysewf. 
OwO Doug. I ;;w;; feaw :3 thou art another ÚwÚ countewfeit; 
And >_> yet, in :33 faith, :3 thou beawest ÚwÚ thee >_< wike :3 a xDD king. 
But >_< minye I x3 am ^w^ suwe :3 thou :3 awt, whoe'er :3 thou ^.^ be, 
And ;;w;; thus I ^.^ win thee. 

^.^ They ^w^ fight. The UwU King being in danger, ÚwÚ entew Prince >_> of ^-^ Wawes. 

^.^ Pwince. Hold OwO up >w< thy uWu head, :3 viwe ^w^ Scot, ^w^ ow :3 thou art >_< wike 
uWu Nyevew ^-^ to howd ^.^ it OwO up ^-^ again! The uWu spiwits 
x3 Of ÚwÚ vawiant Shiwwey, uWu Staffowd, uWu Bwunt awe in my arms. 
^w^ It :3 is OwO the Prince >_> of >_< Wawes UwU that UwU thweatens ^.^ thee, 
OwO Who never pwomiseth uWu but ^.^ he :3 means ^-^ to :33 pay. 
^.^ They ^w^ fight. Douglas ÚwÚ fwieth. 
>_< Cheewwy, my :33 wowd. OwO How fares >_> youw :33 Gwace? 
Sir Nicholas Gawsey ;;w;; hath uWu fow succour >_< sent, 
And OwO so ;;w;; hath Clifton. I'll ^-^ to ;;w;; Cwifton ÚwÚ stwaight. 
King. uWu Stay ÚwÚ and bweathe >_> awhiwe. 
Thou x3 hast xDD wedeem'd >w< thy lost ^-^ opinyion, 
And show'd :3 thou ;;w;; mak'st >w< some >w< tendew >_> of my xDD wife, 
UwU In :3 this fair rescue :3 thou x3 hast ^w^ bwought ^-^ to >_> me. 
^.^ Pwince. :3 O God! uWu they >_> did me xDD too >w< much uWu injuwy 
:33 That >w< evew ^w^ said I heawk'nyed uWu fow >_> youw :33 death. 
>w< If ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe so, I UwU might ^.^ have let :3 awonye 
The insulting hand >_> of Douglas xDD uvw you, 
^w^ Which would ^.^ have >_< been as :3 speedy in >_> youw ^-^ end 
UwU As >w< aww OwO the poisonyous >_> potions in OwO the UwU wowwd, 
And OwO sav'd OwO the treacherous >_< wabouw >_> of >_> youw :33 son. 
King. UwU Make OwO up ^-^ to Cwifton; I'll ^-^ to Sir Nicholas >_> Gawsey. 
UwU Exit. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ Hotspuw. 

^w^ Hot. >w< If I >_> mistake ;;w;; nyot, :3 thou art Hawwy >_< Monmouth. 
^.^ Pwince. Thou OwO speak'st as ^-^ if I would deny my >w< nyame. 
^w^ Hot. UwU My name :3 is Hawwy ^.^ Pewcy. 
^.^ Pwince. ÚwÚ Why, then I UwU see 
OwO A vewy ÚwÚ vawiant rebel >_> of OwO the >w< nyame. 
I x3 am OwO the Prince >_> of Wales; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think ;;w;; nyot, :3 Pewcy, 
ÚwÚ To share with me in >_> gwowy ^-^ any more. 
>w< Two x3 staws ^-^ keep ^.^ nyot theiw motion in ^-^ onye ^w^ sphewe, 
Nyow can ^-^ onye ^.^ Engwand ^.^ bwook :3 a double UwU weign 
x3 Of Hawwy ;;w;; Pewcy ÚwÚ and OwO the Prince >_> of ^-^ Wawes. 
^w^ Hot. Nyow uWu shaww it, Hawwy; uWu fow OwO the hour :3 is come 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ end OwO the ^-^ onye >_> of OwO us ÚwÚ and would ^-^ to :3 God 
x3 Thy name in ÚwÚ awms ;;w;; wewe :3 nyow as gweat as >_< minye! 
^.^ Pwince. I'll ^-^ make ^.^ it gweatew ewe I part ^-^ fwom ^.^ thee, 
And >w< aww OwO the uWu budding honours uWu on >w< thy :3 cwest 
I'll ^.^ cwop ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a OwO gawwand uWu fow my head. 
^w^ Hot. I can nyo ÚwÚ wongew ^.^ bwook >w< thy vanities. 
^.^ They ^w^ fight. 

x3 Entew :33 Fawstaff. 

Fal. ^.^ Weww said, Hal! ^-^ to it, Hal! ;;w;; Nyay, you uWu shaww find nyo xDD boy's xDD pway 
;;w;; hewe, I can tell you. 

x3 Entew Dougwas. ÚwÚ He fighteth with Falstaff, ^-^ who ^.^ fawws ;;w;; down as ^-^ if 
^.^ he ;;w;; wewe UwU dead. xDD [Exit Douglas.] The Prince killeth ^.^ Pewcy. 

^w^ Hot. :3 O ÚwÚ Hawwy, :3 thou x3 hast ;;w;; wobb'd me >_> of my ^.^ youth! 
I better ^.^ bwook OwO the woss >_> of ÚwÚ bwittwe life 
>w< Than x3 those >_> pwoud titwes :3 thou x3 hast xDD won >_> of >_> me. 
^.^ They x3 wound my >_> thoughts >_< wowse than >w< thy >_< swowd my uWu fwesh. 
But >_> thoughts OwO the slave, >_> of xDD wife, ÚwÚ and life >w< time's fool, 
And UwU time, UwU that ^-^ takes >w< suwvey >_> of >w< aww OwO the UwU wowwd, 
Must ^.^ have :3 a ÚwÚ stop. :33 O, I :33 couwd ÚwÚ pwophesy, 
But UwU that OwO the earthy ÚwÚ and x3 cowd hand >_> of death 
:33 Wies uWu on my OwO tongue. No, :3 Pewcy, :3 thou art xDD dust, 
And >_< food >w< fow- [Dies.] 
^.^ Pwince. >_< Fow xDD wowms, bwave ^.^ Pewcy. Fawe ÚwÚ thee well, gweat >_< heawt! 
Ill-weav'd ^-^ ambition, how >w< much art :3 thou shrunk! 
When UwU that :3 this ÚwÚ body >_> did contain :3 a ^.^ spiwit, 
OwO A :3 kingdom uWu fow ^.^ it ÚwÚ was xDD too small :3 a >_< bound; 
But :3 nyow two paces >_> of OwO the ^-^ viwest :3 eawth 
^-^ Is :3 woom ^w^ enyough. :3 This :3 eawth UwU that uWu beaws ÚwÚ thee UwU dead 
Bears ^.^ nyot x3 awive OwO so :33 stout :3 a gentleman. 
>w< If :3 thou ^w^ wewt sensible >_> of couwtesy, 
I shouwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ make OwO so dear :3 a show >_> of >_> zeaw. 
But let my favouws hide >w< thy OwO mangwed ^.^ face; 
And, x3 even in >w< thy :3 behawf, I'll :3 thank ^-^ mysewf 
>_< Fow UwU doing ^.^ these fair :3 wites >_> of tendewnyess. 
Adieu, ÚwÚ and UwU take >w< thy UwU pwaise with ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to uWu heaven! 
x3 Thy ^w^ ignyominy ;;w;; sweep with ÚwÚ thee in OwO the :33 gwave, 
But ^.^ nyot xDD wememb'wed in >w< thy ;;w;; epitaph! 
ÚwÚ He ^-^ spieth :3 Fawstaff uWu on OwO the ground. 
>_> What, ^.^ owd >_< acquaintance? Could ^.^ nyot >w< aww :3 this ^.^ fwesh 
Keep in :3 a wittwe x3 wife? OwO Poow >w< Jack, faweweww! 
I :33 couwd ^.^ have better spar'd :3 a better xDD man. 
:33 O, I shouwd ^.^ have :3 a :33 heavy ^-^ miss >_> of ÚwÚ thee 
>w< If I ;;w;; wewe >w< much in love with vanity! 
^.^ Death ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot struck OwO so UwU fat :3 a ;;w;; deew UwU to-day, 
^-^ Though many ;;w;; deawew, in :3 this bwoody fray. 
Embowell'd uWu wiww I UwU see ÚwÚ thee OwO by-and-by; 
;;w;; Tiww then in UwU bwood uWu by x3 nyobwe ;;w;; Pewcy ^-^ wie. UwU Exit. 

:3 Fawstaff wiseth :33 up. 

Fal. uWu Emboweww'd? >w< If :3 thou embowew me UwU to-day, I'll ^w^ give you xDD weave ^-^ to 
:3 powdew me ÚwÚ and xDD eat me xDD too >w< to-mowwow. uWu 'Sbwood, 'twas UwU time ^-^ to 
UwU countewfeit, ^w^ ow UwU that ^.^ hot xDD tewmagant Scot xDD had ÚwÚ paid me uWu scot ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wot 
^w^ too. x3 Countewfeit? I >_> wie; I x3 am nyo counterfeit. ÚwÚ To die :3 is ^-^ to >w< be :3 a 
ÚwÚ countewfeit; uWu fow ^.^ he :3 is uWu but OwO the >w< countewfeit >_> of :3 a man ^-^ who ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot 
OwO the life >_> of :3 a >w< man; uWu but ^-^ to >w< countewfeit ^.^ dying when :3 a man ^.^ theweby 
OwO wiveth, :3 is ^-^ to >w< be nyo UwU countewfeit, uWu but OwO the OwO twue ÚwÚ and pewfect ^.^ image 
>_> of life :3 indeed. The better part >_> of valour :3 is discwetion; in OwO the 
;;w;; which better part I ^.^ have :33 saved my wife. uWu Zounds, I x3 am ^w^ afwaid >_> of 
:3 this x3 gunpowdew :3 Pewcy, >w< though ^.^ he >w< be UwU dead. OwO How ^-^ if ^.^ he shouwd 
>w< countewfeit UwU too, ÚwÚ and wise? By my :33 faith, I x3 am ^w^ afwaid ^.^ he would 
^w^ pwuv OwO the better counterfeit. OwO Thewefowe I'll ^-^ make him suwe; ^-^ yea, 
ÚwÚ and I'll uWu sweaw I xDD kiww'd >_> him. UwU Why ^-^ may ^.^ nyot ^.^ he xDD wise as ;;w;; weww as x3 I? 
Nyothing >w< confutes me uWu but >_> eyes, ÚwÚ and nyobody >_> sees >_> me. :33 Thewefowe, 
sirrah >_< [stabs him], with :3 a OwO nyew x3 wound in >_> youw thigh, come you 
ÚwÚ awong with >_> me. 

ÚwÚ He ^-^ takes OwO up x3 Hotspuw uWu on his hack. ÚwÚ [Entew Pwince, ÚwÚ and uWu John >_> of 
UwU Wancastew. 

^.^ Pwince. ^w^ Come, bwothew x3 John; :33 fuww bravely x3 hast :3 thou flesh'd 
x3 Thy OwO maiden ^w^ swowd. 
John. But, ^.^ soft! xDD whom ^.^ have ^-^ we hewe? 
OwO Did you ^.^ nyot tell me :3 this UwU fat man ÚwÚ was ;;w;; dead? 
^.^ Pwince. I did; I ^-^ saw him OwO dead, 
Breathless ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bweeding uWu on OwO the ground. Awt :3 thou alive, 
Ow :3 is ^.^ it >_> fantasy UwU that uWu pways x3 upon ^-^ ouw eyesight? 
I ÚwÚ pwithee speak. We uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD twust ^-^ ouw eyes 
Without ^-^ ouw x3 eaws. Thou art ^.^ nyot what :3 thou uWu seem'st. 
Fal. No, that's cewtain! I x3 am ^.^ nyot :3 a double >w< man; uWu but ^-^ if I >w< be ^.^ nyot 
x3 Jack Falstaff, then x3 am I :3 a uWu Jack. Thewe xDD 's ^.^ Pewcy. >w< If >_> youw fathew 
uWu wiww ^-^ do me ^-^ any xDD honyouw, >w< so; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, let him :33 kiww OwO the next ;;w;; Pewcy 
:3 himsewf. I ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; eithew earl ^w^ ow duke, I can assuwe you. 
^.^ Pwince. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; Pewcy I xDD kiww'd ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ and ^-^ saw ÚwÚ thee x3 dead! 
Fal. >w< Didst thou? :3 Wowd, :3 Wowd, how :3 this x3 wowwd :3 is >w< given ^-^ to ÚwÚ wying! I 
gwant you I ÚwÚ was down, ÚwÚ and >_< out >_> of breath, ÚwÚ and OwO so ÚwÚ was xDD he; uWu but ^-^ we 
wose uWu both at OwO an x3 instant ÚwÚ and xDD fought :3 a wong hour uWu by Shrewsbury 
uWu cwock. >w< If I ^-^ may >w< be bewiev'd, >w< so; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, let them UwU that shouwd 
reward valour bear OwO the xDD sin x3 upon theiw >_> own xDD heads. I'll UwU take ^.^ it 
x3 upon my >_< death, I >_> gave him :3 this x3 wound in OwO the thigh. >w< If OwO the man 
;;w;; wewe x3 awive ÚwÚ and would deny it, ^.^ zounds! I would ^-^ make him xDD eat :3 a 
piece >_> of my ^w^ swowd. 
John. :3 This :3 is OwO the strangest xDD tawe UwU that >w< evew I ÚwÚ beawd. 
^.^ Pwince. :3 This :3 is OwO the strangest fewwow, bwothew John. 
^w^ Come, bwing >_> youw luggage ^w^ nyobwy uWu on >_> youw ^-^ back. 
>_< Fow my UwU pawt, ^-^ if :3 a lie ^-^ may ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee >w< gwace, 
I'll ÚwÚ giwd ^.^ it with OwO the :33 happiest >_> tewms I have. 
OwO A ^.^ wetweat :3 is xDD sounded. 
The twumpet x3 sounds ^.^ wetweat; OwO the :3 day :3 is ^-^ ouws. 
^w^ Come, :33 bwothew, wet's ^-^ to OwO the OwO highest >_> of OwO the field, 
ÚwÚ To UwU see what fwiends awe living, ^-^ who awe UwU dead. 
>_< Exeunt [Prince ^-^ Henwy ÚwÚ and Prince John]. 
Fal. I'll x3 fowwow, as uWu they ÚwÚ say, uWu fow ^w^ wewawd. ÚwÚ He UwU that UwU wewawds uWu me, :3 God 
reward :3 him! >w< If I ^-^ do gwow >_> gweat, I'll gwow less; uWu fow I'll purge, 
ÚwÚ and xDD weave :3 sack, ÚwÚ and live >w< cweanwy, as :3 a nyobweman shouwd do. 
Exit :33 [beawing x3 off OwO the uWu body]. 




Scene :3 V. 
>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the fiewd. 

The OwO twumpets :3 sound. ÚwÚ [Entew OwO the ;;w;; King, Prince >_> of xDD Wawes, Wowd uWu John >_> of UwU Wancastew, 
Eaww >_> of Westmowewand, with ^w^ Wowcestew ÚwÚ and x3 Vewnyon ;;w;; pwisonyews. 

King. ÚwÚ Thus >w< evew >_> did webewwion find rebuke. 
x3 Iww-spiwited xDD Wowcestew! >_> did ^.^ nyot ^-^ we ^-^ send >w< gwace, 
>_> Pawdon, ÚwÚ and >_> tewms >_> of love ^-^ to >w< aww >_> of you? 
And wouldst :3 thou xDD tuwn ^-^ ouw ;;w;; offews >w< contwawy? 
Misuse OwO the >_< tenyouw >_> of >w< thy ÚwÚ kinsman's ^.^ twust? 
>_< Thwee knyights x3 upon ^-^ ouw party OwO swain UwU to-day, 
OwO A x3 nyobwe eaww, ÚwÚ and many :3 a ;;w;; cweatuwe ewse 
Had >_< been x3 awive :3 this xDD houw, 
>w< If >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ Chwistian :3 thou xDD hadst ^.^ twuwy ÚwÚ bownye 
ÚwÚ Betwixt ^-^ ouw x3 awmies OwO twue intelligence. 
Wow. What I ^.^ have x3 donye my >_> safety urg'd me to; 
And I ^w^ embwace :3 this >_> fowtunye :33 patientwy, 
x3 Since ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be :3 avoided ^.^ it x3 faiws uWu on >_> me. 
King. Beaw ^w^ Wowcestew ^-^ to OwO the >_< death, ÚwÚ and x3 Vewnyon :33 too; 
Other offendews ^-^ we uWu wiww :3 pause upon. 
>_< Exeunt ^w^ Wowcestew ÚwÚ and xDD Vewnyon, ^w^ [guawded]. 
OwO How :33 goes OwO the UwU fiewd? 
^.^ Pwince. The x3 nyobwe ^w^ Scot, Wowd Douglas, when ^.^ he ^-^ saw 
The >_> fowtunye >_> of OwO the :3 day ^-^ quite tuwn'd ^-^ fwom ^w^ him, 
The x3 Nyobwe ;;w;; Pewcy OwO swain ÚwÚ and >w< aww his x3 men 
:3 Upon OwO the foot >_> of feaw, xDD fwed with OwO the west; 
And fawwing ^-^ fwom :3 a ^-^ hiww,he ÚwÚ was OwO so >_< bwuis'd 
:33 That OwO the pursuers took >_> him. ^.^ At my tent 
The Douglas ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and I uWu beseech Your OwO Gwace 
I ^-^ may >_< dispose >_> of >_> him. 
King. x3 With >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. 
^.^ Pwince. ;;w;; Then bwothew uWu John >_> of UwU Wancastew, ^-^ to you 
:3 This honyouwabwe bounty uWu shaww bewong. 
uWu Go ^-^ to OwO the Douglas ÚwÚ and x3 dewivew him 
:33 Up ^-^ to his pweasuwe, ransomless ÚwÚ and xDD fwee. 
His valour shown x3 upon ^-^ ouw crests ^.^ today 
;;w;; Hath ^w^ taught OwO us how ^-^ to cherish such UwU high >_< deeds, 
>_< Even in OwO the uWu bosom >_> of ^-^ ouw advewsawies. 
John. I :3 thank >_> youw OwO Gwace uWu fow :3 this UwU high couwtesy, 
^w^ Which I uWu shaww ^w^ give away immediatewy. 
King. ;;w;; Then :3 this remains, UwU that ^-^ we >_> divide ^-^ ouw >_> powew. 
:3 You, :3 son :33 John, ÚwÚ and my cousin Westmowewand, 
Towawds uWu Yowk uWu shaww ^-^ bend you with >_> youw ;;w;; deawest ÚwÚ speed 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ meet Northumberland ÚwÚ and OwO the pwewate Scroop, 
Who, as ^-^ we OwO heaw, awe ;;w;; busiwy in arms. 
Myself ÚwÚ and you, :3 son ÚwÚ Hawwy, uWu wiww towards >_< Wawes 
ÚwÚ To fight with Glendower ÚwÚ and OwO the Eaww >_> of xDD Mawch. 
^.^ Webewwion in :3 this laud uWu shaww wose his sway, 
xDD Meeting OwO the >_< check >_> of such another ÚwÚ day; 
And >_< since :3 this ^-^ businyess OwO so fair :3 is >_< donye, 
>_> Wet OwO us ^.^ nyot xDD weave ÚwÚ tiww >w< aww ^-^ ouw >_> own >w< be x3 won. 
OwO Exeunt. 


OwO THE ^.^ END 



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>_> 1598 


x3 SECOND >w< PAWT >_< OF KING :33 HENWY >_< IV 

uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe 



Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae 

^w^ WUMOUW, OwO the Pwesentew 
KING :33 HENWY OwO THE >_< FOUWTH 

HENWY, PRINCE >_< OF WALES, >w< aftewwawds :33 HENWY 
PRINCE >w< JOHN >_< OF :3 WANCASTEW 
PRINCE >w< HUMPHWEY >_< OF ^w^ GWOUCESTEW 
:3 THOMAS, DUKE >_< OF CLARENCE 
^w^ Sons >_> of ^-^ Henwy >_< IV 

^.^ EAWW >_< OF :33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND 
SCROOP, ARCHBISHOP >_< OF YORK 
LORD :33 MOWBWAY 
LORD >_> HASTINGS 
LORD BAWDOWPH 
ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN COLVILLE 
TWAVEWS ÚwÚ and ^.^ MOWTON, retainers >_> of Northumberland 
:33 Opposites x3 against UwU King ^-^ Henwy >_< IV 

^.^ EAWW >_< OF uWu WAWWICK 
^.^ EAWW >_< OF WESTMOWEWAND 
^.^ EAWW >_< OF ÚwÚ SUWWEY 
^.^ EAWW >_< OF ;;w;; KENT 
:3 GOWEW 
HARCOURT 
BWUNT 
x3 Of OwO the King's party 

LORD UwU CHIEF uWu JUSTICE 
SEWVANT, ^-^ to Wowd :3 Chief uWu Justice 

ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN ^-^ FAWSTAFF 
EDWAWD POINS 
BAWDOWPH 
PISTOW 
xDD PETO 
xDD Iwweguwaw humouwists 

^-^ PAGE, ^-^ to :3 Fawstaff 

^w^ WOBEWT ^.^ SHAWWOW ÚwÚ and SILENCE, ;;w;; countwy Justices 
DAVY, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to ^-^ Shawwow 

x3 FANG ÚwÚ and SNARE, ÚwÚ Shewiff's >_< officews 

OwO WAWPH MOUWDY 
SIMON ÚwÚ SHADOW 
OwO THOMAS OwO WAWT 
FRANCIS >_< FEEBWE 
>w< PETEW BUWWCAWF 
>_< Countwy xDD sowdiews 

FWANCIS, :3 a dwawew 

LADY :33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND 
LADY >_< PEWCY, Percy's widow 
^-^ HOSTESS QUICKWY, >_> of OwO the Boaw's Head, >_> Eastcheap 
:3 DOWW x3 TEAWSHEET 

LORDS, UwU Attendants, UwU Powtew, Drawers, Beadles, ^-^ Gwooms, :33 Sewvants, 
;;w;; Speakew >_> of OwO the Epiwogue 

SCENyE: ^.^ Engwand 

INDUCTION 
;;w;; INDUCTION. 
xDD Wawkwowth. Before ;;w;; NyOWTHUMBEWWAND'S >_> Castwe 

x3 Entew ^w^ WUMOUW, ^w^ painted :33 fuww >_> of ^.^ tongues 

RUMOUR. ÚwÚ Open >_> youw ears; uWu fow ;;w;; which >_> of you uWu wiww xDD stop 
The :33 vent >_> of hearing when loud OwO Wumouw uWu speaks? 
OwO I, ^-^ fwom OwO the orient ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; dwooping UwU west, 
:33 Making OwO the ^.^ wind my post-howse, still ^-^ unfowd 
The acts :33 commenced uWu on :3 this ;;w;; baww >_> of xDD eawth. 
:3 Upon my ^.^ tongues continyuaw swandews ride, 
The ;;w;; which in every language I UwU pwonyounce, 
Stuffing OwO the ears >_> of x3 men with false reports. 
I speak >_> of xDD peace >_< whiwe covert >_> emnyity, 
^.^ Undew OwO the >_> smiwe >_> of >w< safety, wounds OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; 
And ^-^ who uWu but ÚwÚ Wumouw, ^-^ who uWu but only OwO I, 
UwU Make xDD feawfuw musters ÚwÚ and :33 pwepaw'd uWu defence, 
ÚwÚ Whiwes OwO the xDD big yeaw, UwU swown with >w< some uWu othew gwief, 
^-^ Is ^w^ thought with >w< chiwd uWu by OwO the >w< stewn >_> tywant war, 
And nyo such matter? OwO Wumouw :3 is :3 a pipe 
OwO Bwown uWu by OwO suwmises, :33 jeawousies, >_> conjectuwes, 
And >_> of OwO so :33 easy ÚwÚ and OwO so ;;w;; pwain :3 a xDD stop 
:33 That OwO the >w< bwunt monster with uncounted UwU heads, 
The ^.^ stiww-discowdant wav'ring muwtitude, 
^w^ Can xDD pway x3 upon it. But what :3 nyeed I ;;w;; thus 
UwU My xDD weww-knyown ÚwÚ body ^-^ to ;;w;; anyatomize 
x3 Among my househowd? UwU Why :3 is OwO Wumouw hewe? 
I run before UwU King OwO Hawwy's ;;w;; victowy, 
Who, in :3 a bwoody field uWu by ÚwÚ Shwewsbuwy, 
;;w;; Hath >_> beaten ;;w;; down x3 young x3 Hotspuw ÚwÚ and his troops, 
Quenching OwO the flame >_> of bowd webewwion 
>_< Even with OwO the rebels' bwood. But what UwU mean I 
ÚwÚ To speak OwO so OwO twue at first? UwU My >w< office :3 is 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ nyoise ÚwÚ abwoad UwU that Hawwy UwU Monmouth feww 
^.^ Undew OwO the ^w^ wwath >_> of x3 nyobwe Hotspur's ;;w;; swowd, 
And UwU that OwO the UwU King before OwO the UwU Dougwas' ;;w;; wage 
^w^ Stoop'd his >_> anyointed head as low as :33 death. 
:3 This ^.^ have I UwU wumouw'd OwO thwough OwO the >_> peasant OwO towns 
>w< Between UwU that :33 woyaw field >_> of Shrewsbury 
And :3 this >w< wowm-eaten howd >_> of ^.^ wagged ^.^ stonye, 
:3 Whewe Hotspur's fathew, ^.^ owd ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, 
:33 Wies :33 cwafty-sick. The ;;w;; posts come ;;w;; tiwing OwO on, 
And ^.^ nyot :3 a man >_> of them brings uWu othew UwU nyews 
>w< Than uWu they ^.^ have weawnt >_> of >_> me. From >_> Wumouw's ^.^ tongues 
^.^ They bwing ÚwÚ smooth UwU comfowts fawse, >_< wowse than OwO twue wwongs. 
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^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
xDD Wawkwowth. Before ;;w;; NyOWTHUMBEWWAND'S >_> Castwe 

x3 Entew LORD BAWDOWPH 

LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. OwO Who >_< keeps OwO the xDD gate ;;w;; hewe, ho? 

The UwU POWTEW opens OwO the xDD gate 

:3 Whewe :3 is OwO the UwU Eaww? 
>_> POWTEW. What uWu shaww I uWu say you :33 awe? 
LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. >_> Teww :3 thou OwO the Eaww 
:33 That OwO the Wowd Bawdowph doth ^.^ attend him here. 
>_> POWTEW. His ^.^ wowdship :3 is uWu wawk'd :3 fowth OwO into OwO the x3 owchawd. 
UwU Pwease ^.^ it >_> youw uWu honyouw xDD knyock uWu but at OwO the gate, 
And ^.^ he ^-^ himsewf uWu wiww >w< answew. 

x3 Entew :33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND 

LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the Eaww. Exit UwU POWTEW 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. What UwU nyews, Wowd Bardolph? uWu Evewy :3 minyute :3 nyow 
;;w;; Shouwd >w< be OwO the fathew >_> of >w< some stratagem. 
The xDD times awe wiwd; OwO contention, >_< wike :3 a horse 
>w< Fuww >_> of UwU high feeding, :3 madwy ;;w;; hath x3 bwoke loose 
And uWu beaws ;;w;; down >w< aww before >_> him. 
LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. x3 Nyobwe Earl, 
I bwing you ÚwÚ cewtain UwU nyews ^-^ fwom >w< Shwewsbuwy. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. OwO Good, OwO an :3 God ^.^ wiww! 
LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. UwU As good as OwO heawt can wish. 
The UwU King :3 is ^w^ awmost >_< wounded ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ death; 
And, in OwO the >_> fowtunye >_> of my lord >_> youw UwU son, 
Prince Hawwy OwO swain outright; ÚwÚ and uWu both OwO the Bwunts 
Kill'd uWu by OwO the hand >_> of Dougwas; x3 young Prince :33 John, 
And Westmowewand, ÚwÚ and uWu Staffowd, xDD fwed OwO the OwO fiewd; 
And Hawwy ÚwÚ Monmouth's brawn, OwO the hulk Sir :33 John, 
^-^ Is pwisonyew ^-^ to >_> youw :33 son. :33 O, such :3 a day, 
^w^ So OwO fought, OwO so >_> fowwowed, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^w^ faiwwy uWu won, 
Came ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ tiww :3 nyow ^-^ to dignify OwO the times, 
x3 Since OwO Cxsaw's :3 fowtunyes! 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. OwO How :3 is :3 this deriv'd? 
:33 Saw you OwO the UwU fiewd? Came you ^-^ fwom Shrewsbury? 
LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. I ^-^ spake with one, my lord, UwU that came ^-^ fwom thence; 
OwO A ^-^ gentweman ;;w;; weww bwed ÚwÚ and >_> of good uWu nyame, 
:33 That ^-^ fweewy ;;w;; wend'wed me ^.^ these UwU nyews uWu fow true. 

x3 Entew TWAVEWS 

:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ;;w;; Hewe comes my ^-^ sewvant ^w^ Twavews, xDD whom I x3 sent 
uWu On >w< Tuesday last ^-^ to listen aftew news. 
LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. UwU My lord, I ^-^ uvw-wode him uWu on OwO the OwO way; 
And ^.^ he :3 is furnish'd with nyo >_< cewtainties 
Mowe than ^.^ he uWu hapwy ^-^ may :33 wetaiw ^-^ fwom >_> me. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Nyow, ^w^ Twavews, what good >_< tidings comes with you? 
TRAVERS. UwU My lord, Sir uWu John Umfrevile tuwn'd me xDD back 
x3 With >_< joyfuw ;;w;; tidings; :3 and, being better hors'd, 
^.^ Out-wode >_> me. :33 Aftew him came uWu spuwwing ^-^ hawd 
OwO A ;;w;; gentweman, ^w^ awmost forspent with uWu speed, 
:33 That stopp'd uWu by me ^-^ to bweathe his >_> bwoodied ÚwÚ howse. 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ ask'd OwO the uWu way ^-^ to >w< Chestew; ÚwÚ and >_> of him 
I >_> did >_> demand what UwU nyews ^-^ fwom >w< Shwewsbuwy. 
ÚwÚ He told me UwU that webewwion xDD had OwO bad OwO wuck, 
And UwU that x3 young Hawwy Percy's xDD spuw ÚwÚ was cold. 
x3 With UwU that ^.^ he >_> gave his able horse OwO the head 
And, bending x3 fowwawd, struck his UwU awmed ^.^ heews 
uWu Against OwO the OwO panting ^-^ sides >_> of his UwU poow jade 
:33 Up ^-^ to OwO the wowew-head; ÚwÚ and >_> stawting so, 
ÚwÚ He >w< seem'd in x3 wunnying ^-^ to devouw OwO the >_< way, 
:33 Staying nyo ÚwÚ wongew :33 question. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Ha! x3 Again: 
:33 Said ^.^ he x3 young Hawwy Percy's xDD spuw ÚwÚ was ;;w;; cowd? 
x3 Of xDD Hotspuw, Coldspur? UwU that webewwion 
Had met i-iww ^w^ wuck? 
LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. UwU My lord, I'll tell you ÚwÚ what: 
>w< If my x3 young lord >_> youw :3 son ^.^ have ^.^ nyot OwO the day, 
:3 Upon >_< minye xDD honyouw, uWu fow :3 a silken point 
I'll ^w^ give my barony. uWu Nyevew talk >_> of it. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU Why shouwd UwU that ^-^ gentweman UwU that rode uWu by x3 Twavews 
>w< Give then such ^.^ instances >_> of ^-^ woss? 
LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. >w< Who- x3 he? 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was >w< some hiwding :3 fewwow UwU that xDD had stow'n 
The horse ^.^ he rode uWu on :3 and, x3 upon my xDD wife, 
Spoke at :3 a x3 ventuwe. Look, here comes ^-^ mowe news. 

x3 Entew :3 Mowton 

:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. xDD Yea, :3 this ÚwÚ man's brow, >_< wike ^-^ to :3 a titwe-weaf, 
Foretells OwO the ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of :3 a ;;w;; twagic volume. 
^w^ So looks OwO the ^-^ stwand xDD wheweon OwO the imperious flood 
;;w;; Hath weft :3 a ^w^ witnyess'd usuwpation. 
Say, ÚwÚ Mowton, didst :3 thou come ^-^ fwom Shrewsbury? 
>w< MOWTON. I ÚwÚ wan ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ Shwewsbuwy, my x3 nyobwe ^w^ wowd; 
:3 Whewe ^-^ hatefuw death >w< put uWu on his ugliest UwU mask 
ÚwÚ To OwO fwight ^-^ ouw :3 pawty. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. OwO How doth my :3 son ÚwÚ and xDD bwothew? 
Thou >_< twembwest; ÚwÚ and OwO the whitenyess in >w< thy ^-^ cheek 
^-^ Is ;;w;; aptew than >w< thy :33 tongue ^-^ to tell >w< thy UwU ewwand. 
>_< Even such :3 a man, OwO so faint, OwO so spiwitwess, 
^w^ So dull, OwO so ;;w;; dwead in look, OwO so UwU woe-begonye, 
Drew ^w^ Pwiam's OwO cuwtain in OwO the UwU dead >_> of night 
And would ^.^ have told him half his ^-^ Twoy ÚwÚ was burnt; 
But Priam ;;w;; found OwO the x3 fiwe ewe ^.^ he his tongue, 
And I my Percy's death ewe :3 thou report'st it. 
:3 This :3 thou wouldst xDD say: 'Your :3 son >_> did ;;w;; thus ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus; 
Your bwothew ;;w;; thus; OwO so xDD fought OwO the x3 nyobwe Dougwas'- 
Stopping my greedy ear with theiw bowd UwU deeds; 
But in OwO the end, ^-^ to xDD stop my ear :3 indeed, 
Thou x3 hast :3 a sigh ^-^ to blow away :3 this :33 pwaise, 
>_< Ending with ^-^ 'Bwothew, UwU son, ÚwÚ and aww, awe >w< dead.' 
>w< MOWTON. Douglas :3 is living, ÚwÚ and >_> youw :33 bwothew, yet; 
But uWu fow my lord >_> youw ^-^ son- 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he :3 is UwU dead. 
^w^ See what :3 a ready :33 tongue suspicion >_< hath! 
ÚwÚ He UwU that uWu but ^-^ feaws OwO the xDD thing ^.^ he would ^.^ nyot xDD knyow 
;;w;; Hath uWu by :33 instinct knowledge ^-^ fwom >_> othews' eyes 
:33 That what ^.^ he >_< feaw'd :3 is >w< chanced. >_> Yet ÚwÚ speak, ^-^ Mowton; 
>_> Teww :3 thou OwO an earl his divination :3 wies, 
And I uWu wiww UwU take ^.^ it as :3 a ^w^ sweet >w< disgwace 
And ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee rich uWu fow UwU doing me such ^.^ wwong. 
>w< MOWTON. You awe xDD too gweat ^-^ to >w< be uWu by me ^w^ gainsaid; 
Your spirit :3 is xDD too true, >_> youw ^-^ feaws xDD too >w< cewtain. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. xDD Yet, uWu fow >w< aww this, uWu say ^.^ nyot UwU that Percy's UwU dead. 
I UwU see :3 a ÚwÚ stwange >_< confession in UwU thinye eye; 
Thou ^-^ shak'st >w< thy uWu head, ÚwÚ and hold'st ^.^ it ;;w;; feaw ^w^ ow xDD sin 
ÚwÚ To speak :3 a :33 twuth. >w< If ^.^ he >w< be slain, uWu say :3 so: 
The :33 tongue uWu offends ^.^ nyot UwU that reports his ^w^ death; 
And ^.^ he doth xDD sin UwU that doth bewie OwO the OwO dead, 
:3 Nyot ^.^ he ;;w;; which :33 says OwO the UwU dead :3 is ^.^ nyot >_> awive. 
>_> Yet OwO the ^.^ fiwst OwO bwingew >_> of unwewcome UwU nyews 
;;w;; Hath uWu but :3 a >w< wosing >_> office, ÚwÚ and his :33 tongue 
>w< Sounds >w< evew aftew as :3 a sullen :3 beww, 
>_< Wememb'wed :3 towwing :3 a >_< depawting >w< fwiend. 
LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. I cannyot xDD think, my lord, >_> youw :3 son :3 is UwU dead. 
>w< MOWTON. I x3 am >_< sowwy I shouwd x3 fowce you ^-^ to believe 
:33 That ;;w;; which I would ^-^ to :3 God I xDD had ^.^ nyot :3 seen; 
But ^.^ these >_< minye eyes ^-^ saw him in bwoody state, 
^-^ Wend'wing ^.^ faint ^-^ quittance, wearied ÚwÚ and out-breath'd, 
ÚwÚ To Hawwy xDD Monmouth, uWu whose swift ^w^ wwath beat ;;w;; down 
The nyevew-daunted ;;w;; Pewcy ^-^ to OwO the :3 eawth, 
From :3 whence with life ^.^ he never ^-^ mowe ^w^ spwung :33 up. 
UwU In few, his >_> death- uWu whose spirit lent :3 a x3 fiwe 
>_< Even ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; duwwest >_> peasant in his UwU camp- 
>_> Being bwuited once, took x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and heat away 
From OwO the ^w^ best-tempew'd :33 couwage in his OwO twoops; 
>_< Fow ^-^ fwom his >w< metaw ÚwÚ was his party :33 steewed; 
^w^ Which UwU once in him abated, OwO an OwO the west 
Tuwn'd uWu on themsewves, >_< wike :33 duww ÚwÚ and :33 heavy :33 wead. 
And as OwO the xDD thing that's :33 heavy in itsewf 
:3 Upon ^-^ enfowcement flies with :3 gweatest uWu speed, 
^w^ So >_> did ^-^ ouw ^-^ men, :33 heavy in Hotspur's loss, 
;;w;; Wend ^-^ to :3 this OwO weight such >_> wightnyess with theiw ;;w;; feaw 
:33 That >_> awwows xDD fwed ^.^ nyot OwO swiftew towawd theiw ^-^ aim 
>w< Than >_> did ^-^ ouw soldiers, aiming at theiw >w< safety, 
>_> Fwy ^-^ fwom OwO the fiewd. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ was UwU that x3 nyobwe ^w^ Wowcestew 
:3 Too >_> soon ta'en pwisonyew; ÚwÚ and UwU that ^-^ fuwious ^w^ Scot, 
The bwoody Douglas, uWu whose UwU weww-wabouwing >_< swowd 
Had three xDD times OwO swain th' ^.^ appeawance >_> of OwO the ;;w;; King, 
;;w;; Gan >_< vaiw his stomach ÚwÚ and >_> did OwO gwace OwO the ÚwÚ shame 
x3 Of x3 those UwU that tuwn'd theiw backs, ÚwÚ and in his ÚwÚ fwight, 
;;w;; Stumbwing in feaw, ÚwÚ was ^w^ took. The sum >_> of >w< aww 
^-^ Is UwU that OwO the UwU King ;;w;; hath uWu won, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath x3 sent >_< out 
OwO A :3 speedy power ^-^ to uWu encountew you, my lord, 
^.^ Undew OwO the OwO conduct >_> of x3 young :3 Wancastew 
And Westmowewand. :3 This :3 is OwO the UwU nyews at :33 fuww. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. >_< Fow :3 this I uWu shaww ^.^ have UwU time enough ^-^ to ^-^ mouwn. 
UwU In :3 poison there :3 is uWu physic; ÚwÚ and ^.^ these UwU nyews, 
Having >_< been well, UwU that would ^.^ have :3 made me >_< sick, 
>_> Being >_< sick, ^.^ have in >w< some measuwe :3 made me ;;w;; weww; 
And as OwO the ÚwÚ wwetch uWu whose fevew-weak'nyed :33 joints, 
;;w;; Wike stwengthwess >w< hinges, ^w^ buckwe uWu undew xDD wife, 
>_> Impatient >_> of his ^.^ fit, bweaks >_< wike :3 a x3 fiwe 
Out >_> of his keepew's uWu awms, x3 even OwO so my xDD wimbs, 
x3 Weak'nyed with gwief, being :3 nyow OwO enwag'd with gwief, 
uWu Awe ÚwÚ thwice :3 themsewves. ÚwÚ Hence, ^.^ thewefowe, :3 thou nice crutch! 
OwO A ^w^ scawy ^-^ gauntwet :3 nyow with joints >_> of >_< steew 
Must :3 gwuv :3 this >w< hand; ÚwÚ and hence, :3 thou sickly xDD coif! 
Thou art :3 a guawd xDD too >_< wanton uWu fow OwO the head 
^w^ Which princes, flesh'd with :33 conquest, ^-^ aim ^-^ to ÚwÚ hit. 
Nyow uWu bind my uWu bwows with ^.^ iwon; ÚwÚ and xDD appwoach 
The ragged'st hour UwU that UwU time ÚwÚ and ^-^ spite dare bwing 
ÚwÚ To :3 fwown x3 upon th' OwO enwag'd uWu Nyowthumbewwand! 
>_> Wet >w< heaven ÚwÚ kiss earth! Nyow let ^.^ nyot x3 Nyatuwe's hand 
Keep OwO the wiwd flood confin'd! >_> Wet owdew >_< die! 
And let :3 this x3 wowwd nyo ÚwÚ wongew >w< be :3 a OwO stage 
ÚwÚ To :33 feed uWu contention in :3 a ling'ring ÚwÚ act; 
But let ^-^ onye spirit >_> of OwO the :3 fiwst-bown UwU Cain 
UwU Weign in >w< aww ^-^ bosoms, UwU that, OwO each OwO heawt being xDD set 
uWu On bwoody OwO couwses, OwO the wude scene ^-^ may ^-^ end 
And :3 dawknyess >w< be OwO the ^.^ buwiew >_> of OwO the x3 dead! 
LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. :3 This :33 stwainyed passion doth you ^.^ wwong, my :33 wowd. 
>w< MOWTON. ^.^ Sweet Earl, divorce ^.^ nyot OwO wisdom ^-^ fwom >_> youw honyouw. 
The ;;w;; wives >_> of >w< aww >_> youw :33 woving uWu compwices 
Lean uWu on >_> youw ^w^ heawth; OwO the which, ^-^ if you ^w^ give o'ew 
ÚwÚ To stowmy :3 passion, >w< must ÚwÚ pewfowce ÚwÚ decay. 
You UwU cast th' ^-^ event >_> of war, my x3 nyobwe lord, 
And ÚwÚ summ'd OwO the >_< account >_> of uWu chance before you ^w^ said 
>w< 'Wet OwO us ^-^ make ^w^ head.' ^w^ It ÚwÚ was >_> youw OwO pwe-suwmise 
:33 That in OwO the dole >_> of uWu bwows >_> youw :3 son UwU might dwop. 
You knew ^.^ he uWu wawk'd o'ew pewiws uWu on OwO an >_> edge, 
Mowe :33 wikewy ^-^ to ^-^ faww in than ^-^ to >_< get o'er; 
You ;;w;; wewe UwU advis'd his ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ was capable 
x3 Of wounds ÚwÚ and OwO scaws, ÚwÚ and UwU that his :3 fowwawd spirit 
Wouwd wift him xDD whewe UwU most trade >_> of danger rang'd; 
>_> Yet >_> did you uWu say 'Go uWu fowth'; ÚwÚ and UwU nyonye >_> of this, 
^-^ Though stwongwy apprehended, :33 couwd restrain 
The :33 stiff-bownye ^w^ action. What ;;w;; hath then UwU befaww'n, 
Ow what ;;w;; hath :3 this bowd enterprise ^w^ bwought :3 fowth 
Mowe than UwU that being ;;w;; which ÚwÚ was >_< wike ^-^ to x3 be? 
LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. We >w< aww UwU that awe ^.^ engaged ^-^ to :3 this woss 
x3 Knyew UwU that ^-^ we ventured uWu on such dangewous :33 seas 
:33 That ^-^ if ^-^ we wrought >_< out life 'twas >w< ten ^-^ to UwU onye; 
And ÚwÚ yet ^-^ we ventuw'd, uWu fow OwO the >_< gain pwopos'd 
>w< Chok'd OwO the >_< wespect >_> of :33 wikewy peril uWu feaw'd; 
And >_< since ^-^ we awe o'ewset, venture again. 
^w^ Come, ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< put >w< fowth, ÚwÚ body ÚwÚ and x3 goods. 
>w< MOWTON. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ mowe than xDD time. And, my UwU most x3 nyobwe lord, 
I hear uWu fow ^w^ cewtain, ÚwÚ and dare speak OwO the twuth: 
The gentwe Awchbishop >_> of uWu Yowk :3 is OwO up 
x3 With weww-appointed >_< pow'ws. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a man 
OwO Who with :3 a double ;;w;; suwety OwO binds his ÚwÚ fowwowews. 
UwU My lord >_> youw :3 son xDD had only uWu but OwO the xDD cowpse, 
But ^w^ shadows ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< shows >_> of ^-^ men, ^-^ to ÚwÚ fight; 
>_< Fow UwU that >_> same >_> wowd 'rebellion' >_> did >_> divide 
The >w< action >_> of theiw OwO bodies ^-^ fwom theiw souls; 
And uWu they >_> did fight with >_> queasinyess, constrain'd, 
UwU As x3 men dwink OwO potions; UwU that theiw weapons only 
>w< Seem'd uWu on ^-^ ouw >w< side, uWu but uWu fow theiw uWu spiwits ÚwÚ and souws 
:3 This >_> wowd ÚwÚ 'webewwion'- ^.^ it xDD had :3 fwoze them uWu up, 
UwU As >_< fish awe in :3 a :33 pond. But :3 nyow OwO the ÚwÚ Bishop 
Turns insuwwection ^-^ to UwU wewigion. 
:33 Suppos'd :33 sincewe ÚwÚ and holy in his ^-^ thoughts, 
>w< He's follow'd uWu both with ÚwÚ body ÚwÚ and with mind; 
And doth ÚwÚ enwawge his x3 wising with OwO the UwU bwood 
x3 Of fair UwU King ÚwÚ Wichawd, :33 scwap'd ^-^ fwom :3 Pomfwet stones; 
>w< Dewives ^-^ fwom >w< heaven his >_< quawwew ÚwÚ and his cause; 
uWu Tewws them ^.^ he doth :33 bestwide :3 a ÚwÚ bweeding wand, 
>_> Gasping uWu fow life uWu undew gweat Bowingbwoke; 
And ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ and less ^-^ do flock ^-^ to follow >_> him. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. I knew >_> of :3 this ^.^ befowe; ;;w;; but, ^-^ to speak truth, 
:3 This ÚwÚ pwesent >w< gwief xDD had ^.^ wip'd ^.^ it ^-^ fwom my mind. 
uWu Go in with me; ÚwÚ and counsew every man 
The :3 aptest uWu way uWu fow >_> safety ÚwÚ and wevenge. 
UwU Get ;;w;; posts ÚwÚ and :3 wettews, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make fwiends with >w< speed- 
uWu Nyevew OwO so few, ÚwÚ and never ÚwÚ yet ^-^ mowe need. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
Wondon. OwO A uWu stweet 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN FALSTAFF, with his :3 PAGE beawing his >_< swowd ÚwÚ and uWu buckwew 

OwO FAWSTAFF. Sirrah, you >_> giant, what :33 says OwO the doctow ^-^ to my watew? 
UwU PAGE. ÚwÚ He said, ;;w;; siw, OwO the >w< watew itsewf ÚwÚ was :3 a good ;;w;; heawthy water; uWu but 
uWu fow OwO the party UwU that ÚwÚ owed it, ^.^ he UwU might ^.^ have uWu moe ÚwÚ diseases than ^.^ he 
knew OwO fow. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Men >_> of >w< aww OwO sowts UwU take :3 a uWu pwide ^-^ to ÚwÚ giwd at >_> me. The bwain >_> of 
:3 this xDD foowish-compounded ÚwÚ cway, man, :3 is ^.^ nyot able ^-^ to ^.^ invent ^w^ anything 
UwU that xDD intends ^-^ to :3 waughtew, ^-^ mowe than I ^.^ invent ^w^ ow :3 is xDD invented uWu on 
>_> me. I x3 am ^.^ nyot only ^w^ witty in ÚwÚ mysewf, uWu but OwO the cause UwU that ÚwÚ wit :3 is in 
uWu othew ^-^ men. I ^-^ do here ÚwÚ wawk before ÚwÚ thee >_< wike :3 a sow UwU that ;;w;; hath 
^w^ uvwwhewm'd >w< aww xDD hew uWu wittew uWu but ^w^ onye. >w< If OwO the Prince >w< put ÚwÚ thee OwO into 
my service uWu fow ^-^ any uWu othew reason than ^-^ to xDD set me OwO off, x3 why then I 
^.^ have nyo UwU judgment. Thou whoreson mandwake, :3 thou art >_< fittew ^-^ to >w< be 
OwO wown in my ÚwÚ cap than ^-^ to OwO wait at my heels. I ÚwÚ was never mann'd with 
OwO an xDD agate ÚwÚ tiww UwU nyow; uWu but I uWu wiww ^-^ inset you neither in gold :3 nyow 
siwvew, uWu but in :3 viwe :3 appawew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ send you xDD back UwU again ^-^ to >_> youw 
:3 mastew, uWu fow :3 a >_> jewew- OwO the juvenal, OwO the Prince >_> youw :3 mastew, uWu whose 
chin :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet ^-^ fwedge. I uWu wiww sooner ^.^ have :3 a beard gwow in OwO the 
pawm >_> of my hand than ^.^ he uWu shaww >_< get ^-^ onye x3 off his xDD cheek; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he 
uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ stick ^-^ to uWu say his ;;w;; face :3 is :3 a face-woyaw. :3 God ^-^ may finish ^.^ it 
when ^.^ he wiww, 'tis ^.^ nyot :3 a >_< haiw ÚwÚ amiss >_> yet. ÚwÚ He ^-^ may ^-^ keep ^.^ it still at 
:3 a face-royal, uWu fow :3 a barber uWu shaww never x3 eawn :3 sixpence >_< out >_> of xDD it; 
ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet :3 he'ww >w< be crowing as ^-^ if ^.^ he xDD had :3 wwit man >w< evew >_< since his 
fathew ÚwÚ was :3 a bachelor. ÚwÚ He ^-^ may ^-^ keep his >_> own >w< gwace, uWu but :33 he's ^w^ awmost 
>_< out >_> of ÚwÚ minye, I can assuwe >_> him. What ^w^ said ^-^ Mastew Dommewton about 
OwO the UwU satin uWu fow my ^-^ showt :33 cwoak ÚwÚ and my slops? 
UwU PAGE. ÚwÚ He said, ;;w;; siw, you shouwd procure him better assuwance than 
uWu Bawdowph. ÚwÚ He would ^.^ nyot UwU take his >_< band ÚwÚ and yours; ^.^ he wiked ^.^ nyot OwO the 
x3 secuwity. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> Wet him >w< be damn'd, >_< wike OwO the UwU Gwutton; pray :3 God his :33 tongue 
>w< be hotter! OwO A whoreson Achitophew! OwO A rascal-yea-forsooth >_< knyave, ^-^ to 
bear :3 a ^-^ gentweman in ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and then ^.^ stand x3 upon >_< secuwity! The 
whoreson ^.^ smooth-pates ^-^ do :3 nyow wear nyothing uWu but UwU high OwO shoes, ÚwÚ and 
xDD bunches >_> of keys at theiw giwdwes; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if :3 a man :3 is OwO thwough with 
them in >w< honyest taking-up, then uWu they >w< must ^.^ stand x3 upon x3 secuwity. I 
xDD had as OwO wief uWu they would >w< put ratsbane in my OwO mouth as :3 offew ^-^ to xDD stop 
^.^ it with x3 secuwity. I ^.^ wook'd UwU 'a shouwd ^.^ have x3 sent me two ÚwÚ and twenty 
yawds >_> of x3 satin, as I x3 am :3 a OwO twue :3 knyight, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> sends me x3 secuwity. 
Weww, ^.^ he ^-^ may ;;w;; sweep in ^.^ secuwity; uWu fow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO the ^w^ hown >_> of 
xDD abundance, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> wightnyess >_> of his UwU wife uWu shinyes OwO thwough xDD it; ÚwÚ and 
ÚwÚ yet cannyot ^.^ he >_> see, >w< though ^.^ he ^.^ have his >_> own lanthorn ^-^ to ^.^ wight >_> him. 
Where's Bardolph? 
UwU PAGE. >w< He's gonye OwO into OwO Smithfiewd ^-^ to ^-^ buy >_> youw wowship ÚwÚ howse. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. I bought him in ^-^ Pauw's, ÚwÚ and :3 he'ww ^-^ buy me :3 a horse in 
Smithfield. An I :33 couwd >_< get me uWu but :3 a UwU wife in OwO the >_< stews, I ;;w;; wewe 
UwU mann'd, hors'd, ÚwÚ and wiv'd. 

x3 Entew OwO the LORD UwU CHIEF uWu JUSTICE ÚwÚ and ^.^ SEWVANT 

UwU PAGE. >_> Siw, here comes OwO the nyobweman UwU that committed OwO the 
Prince uWu fow xDD stwiking him about uWu Bawdowph. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Wait ^-^ cwose; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot UwU see >_> him. 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. What's ^.^ he UwU that :33 goes thewe? 
SERVANT. Falstaff, ^w^ an't >w< pwease >_> youw >_> wowdship. 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. ÚwÚ He UwU that ÚwÚ was in xDD question uWu fow OwO the :33 wobb'wy? 
SERVANT. >_< He, my ^w^ wowd; uWu but ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_< since x3 donye good service at 
ÚwÚ Shwewsbuwy, :3 and, as I OwO heaw, :3 is :3 nyow ^-^ going with >w< some chawge ^-^ to OwO the 
Wowd uWu John >_> of UwU Wancastew. 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. >_> What, ^-^ to York? ^-^ Caww him xDD back again. 
SERVANT. Sir uWu John Falstaff! 
OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU Boy, tell him I x3 am ;;w;; deaf. 
UwU PAGE. You >w< must speak woudew; my ^w^ mastew :3 is ;;w;; deaf. 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. I x3 am ^w^ suwe ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ^-^ to OwO the hearing >_> of ^w^ anything :33 good. 
Go, xDD pwuck him uWu by OwO the elbow; I >w< must speak with >_> him. 
SERVANT. Sir UwU John! 
OwO FAWSTAFF. >_< What! :3 a x3 young >_< knyave, ÚwÚ and begging! ^-^ Is there ^.^ nyot waws? ^-^ Is 
there ^.^ nyot >w< empwoyment? ^-^ Doth ^.^ nyot OwO the UwU King wack :33 subjects? Do ^.^ nyot OwO the 
rebels :3 nyeed soldiers? ^-^ Though ^.^ it >w< be :3 a ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to >w< be uWu on ^-^ any >_> side uWu but 
one, ^.^ it :3 is >_< wowse ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to UwU beg than ^-^ to >w< be uWu on OwO the wowst >w< side, ;;w;; wewe 
^.^ it >_< wowse than OwO the name >_> of webewwion can tell how ^-^ to ^-^ make it. 
SERVANT. You >_> mistake uWu me, sir. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, >_> did I uWu say you ;;w;; wewe OwO an >w< honyest man? x3 Setting my 
knyighthood ÚwÚ and my xDD sowdiewship :33 aside, I xDD had >_> wied in my ^w^ thwoat ^-^ if I 
xDD had ^w^ said ÚwÚ so. 
SERVANT. I pray you, ;;w;; siw, then xDD set >_> youw knyighthood ÚwÚ and >_> youw 
xDD sowdiewship aside; ÚwÚ and ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to tell you you in >_> youw 
ÚwÚ thwoat, ^-^ if you uWu say I x3 am ^-^ any uWu othew than OwO an >w< honyest xDD man. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. I ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee xDD weave ^-^ to tell me so! I uWu way ^w^ aside UwU that ;;w;; which 
grows ^-^ to UwU me! >w< If :3 thou >w< get'st ^-^ any xDD weave >_> of uWu me, >_> hang me; ^-^ if :3 thou 
^-^ tak'st leave, :3 thou ^w^ wewt better >w< be >_> hang'd. You uWu hunt countew. 
:33 Hence! Avaunt! 
SERVANT. >_> Siw, my lord would speak with you. 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Sir uWu John Falstaff, :3 a >_> wowd with you. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU My good wowd! :3 God ^w^ give >_> youw ^.^ wowdship good UwU time >_> of day. I 
x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see >_> youw ^.^ wowdship abwoad. I heard uWu say >_> youw ^.^ wowdship 
ÚwÚ was uWu sick; I >w< hope >_> youw ^.^ wowdship :33 goes ÚwÚ abwoad uWu by >w< advice. Your 
:3 wowdship, >w< though ^.^ nyot cwean ÚwÚ past >_> youw youth, ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ yet >w< some xDD smack 
>_> of :3 age in you, >w< some ^.^ wewish >_> of OwO the uWu sawtnyess >_> of time; ÚwÚ and I UwU most 
humbly uWu beseech >_> youw ^.^ wowdship ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 a OwO wevewend cawe >_> of >_> youw 
^w^ heawth. 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Sir :33 John, I x3 sent uWu fow you before >_> youw ^-^ expedition ^-^ to 
>w< Shwewsbuwy. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. x3 An't >w< pwease >_> youw :3 wowdship, I hear his uWu Majesty :3 is wetuwn'd 
with >w< some discomfort ^-^ fwom ^-^ Wawes. 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. I talk ^.^ nyot >_> of his Majesty. You would ^.^ nyot come when I 
x3 sent uWu fow you. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. And I OwO heaw, x3 moweuvw, his Highness :3 is OwO faww'n OwO into :3 this 
>_> same whoreson ÚwÚ apopwexy. 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. ^.^ Weww :3 God OwO mend :3 him! I pray you let me speak with you. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 This apoplexy, as I UwU take it, :3 is :3 a >w< kind >_> of lethargy, ^w^ an't 
>w< pwease >_> youw :3 wowdship, :3 a >w< kind >_> of sweeping in OwO the blood, :3 a whoreson 
ÚwÚ tingwing. 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. What tell you me >_> of it? Be ^.^ it as ^.^ it is. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ It ;;w;; hath ^.^ it ;;w;; owiginyaw ^-^ fwom >w< much gwief, ^-^ fwom study, ÚwÚ and 
uWu pewtuwbation >_> of OwO the x3 bwain. I ^.^ have ;;w;; wead OwO the cause >_> of his effects 
in :3 Gawen; ^.^ it :3 is :3 a >w< kind >_> of xDD deafnyess. 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. I ÚwÚ think you awe OwO faww'n OwO into OwO the disease, uWu fow you 
hear ^.^ nyot what I uWu say ^-^ to you. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Very well, my lord, vewy :33 weww. >_< Wathew ^w^ an't >w< pwease you, ^.^ it 
:3 is OwO the ^-^ disease >_> of ^.^ nyot ^-^ wistenying, OwO the mawady >_> of ^.^ nyot mawking, UwU that 
I x3 am twoubwed :3 withaw. 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. ÚwÚ To punish you uWu by OwO the ^.^ heews would amend OwO the attention 
>_> of >_> youw ears; ÚwÚ and I cawe ^.^ nyot ^-^ if I ^-^ do ÚwÚ become >_> youw physician. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. I x3 am as UwU poow as >_> Job, my lord, uWu but ^.^ nyot OwO so ÚwÚ patient. Your 
^.^ wowdship ^-^ may >_< minyistew OwO the x3 potion >_> of impwisonment ^-^ to me in >_< wespect 
>_> of ^-^ puvwty; uWu but how I shouwd >w< be >_> youw uWu patient ^-^ to follow >_> youw 
ÚwÚ pwescwiptions, OwO the xDD wise ^-^ may ^-^ make >w< some ^.^ dwam >_> of :3 a scwupwe, ^w^ ow 
>_< indeed :3 a scruple itself. 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. I x3 sent uWu fow you, when there ;;w;; wewe mattews x3 against you 
uWu fow >_> youw xDD wife, ^-^ to come speak with >_> me. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU As I ÚwÚ was then UwU advis'd uWu by my ^w^ weawnyed counsew in OwO the ^-^ waws 
>_> of :3 this >w< wand-sewvice, I >_> did ^.^ nyot come. 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Weww, OwO the >w< twuth ;;w;; is, Sir :33 John, you live in gweat 
OwO infamy. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ He UwU that buckwes ^-^ himsewf in my xDD bewt cannyot live in less. 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Your :3 means awe vewy slender, ÚwÚ and >_> youw ^.^ waste :3 is 
ÚwÚ gweat. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. I would ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe otherwise; I would my :3 means ;;w;; wewe gweatew 
ÚwÚ and my >_> waist :3 swendewew. 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. You ^.^ have miswed OwO the youthfuw ^.^ Pwince. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. The x3 young Prince ;;w;; hath miswed >_> me. I x3 am OwO the :3 fewwow with OwO the 
gweat :33 bewwy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he my >_< dog. 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Weww, I x3 am loath ^-^ to ^-^ gaww :3 a new-heal'd wound. Your 
UwU day's service at Shrewsbury ;;w;; hath :3 a wittwe x3 giwded xDD uvw >_> youw 
nyight's expwoit uWu on Gadshill. You ^-^ may :3 thank th' unquiet UwU time uWu fow 
>_> youw >_> quiet ^-^ o'ewposting UwU that ^w^ action. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU My wowd- 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. But >_< since >w< aww :3 is well, ^-^ keep ^.^ it :3 so: :3 wake ^.^ nyot :3 a 
sweeping :33 wowf. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ To :3 wake :3 a ^.^ wowf :3 is as OwO bad as smell :3 a >w< fox. 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. >_< What! you awe as :3 a uWu candwe, OwO the better part buwnt 
>_< out. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. OwO A >w< wassaiw uWu candwe, my wowd- >w< aww ^-^ tawwow; ^-^ if I >_> did uWu say >_> of 
^.^ wax, my xDD gwowth would appwuv OwO the :33 twuth. 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Thewe :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 a >_> white >_< haiw in >_> youw ;;w;; face uWu but shouwd 
^.^ have his :33 effect >_> of gwavity. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. His :33 effect >_> of gwavy, gwavy, 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. You follow OwO the x3 young Prince OwO up ÚwÚ and down, >_< wike his 
i-iww ;;w;; angew. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 Nyot so, my :33 wowd. Your i-iww :3 angew :3 is ^-^ wight; uWu but >w< hope ^.^ he 
UwU that looks x3 upon me uWu wiww UwU take me ^-^ without >_> weighing. And ÚwÚ yet in >w< some 
respects, I :33 gwant, I cannyot ^w^ go- I cannyot tell. OwO Viwtue :3 is >_> of OwO so 
wittwe ^-^ wegawd in ^.^ these costermongers' xDD times UwU that OwO twue valour :3 is 
tuwn'd berod; pwegnyancy :3 is :3 made :3 a x3 tapstew, ÚwÚ and his uWu quick ÚwÚ wit 
^.^ wasted in giving ÚwÚ weckonyings; >w< aww OwO the uWu othew x3 gifts uWu appewtinyent ^-^ to 
man, as OwO the ;;w;; mawice >_> of :3 this :3 age >_> shapes ;;w;; them, awe ^.^ nyot wowth :3 a 
UwU goosebewwy. You UwU that awe ^.^ owd consider ^.^ nyot OwO the :3 capacities >_> of OwO us 
UwU that awe ^.^ young; you ^-^ do measuwe OwO the heat >_> of ^-^ ouw livers with OwO the 
^w^ bittewnyess >_> of >_> youw >w< gawws; ÚwÚ and ^-^ we UwU that awe in OwO the x3 vawawd >_> of ^-^ ouw 
youth, >w< must uWu confess, awe ^.^ wags ^w^ too. 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Do you xDD set ;;w;; down >_> youw name in OwO the >w< scwoww >_> of youth, 
UwU that awe written ;;w;; down ^.^ owd with >w< aww OwO the UwU chawactews >_> of age? >_< Have 
you ^.^ nyot :3 a ^.^ moist eye, :3 a OwO dwy ;;w;; hand, :3 a x3 yewwow cheek, :3 a >_> white ÚwÚ beawd, :3 a 
decweasing :33 weg, OwO an >_< incweasing ;;w;; bewwy? ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot >_> youw >w< voice broken, 
>_> youw ^.^ wind showt, >_> youw chin >_> doubwe, >_> youw ÚwÚ wit single, ÚwÚ and every 
part about you OwO bwasted with ÚwÚ antiquity? And uWu wiww you ÚwÚ yet caww 
yourself UwU young? :33 Fie, ^.^ fie, ^.^ fie, Sir UwU John! 
OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU My lord, I ÚwÚ was :3 bown about three >_> of OwO the ^w^ cwock in OwO the 
^-^ aftewnyoon, with :3 a >_> white head ÚwÚ and xDD something :3 a x3 wound >_> bewwy. >_< Fow my 
UwU voice- I ^.^ have lost ^.^ it with ^w^ hawwooing ÚwÚ and ;;w;; singing >_> of uWu anthems. ÚwÚ To 
appwuv my xDD youth :3 fuwthew, I uWu wiww not. The >w< twuth ;;w;; is, I x3 am only ^.^ owd 
in ÚwÚ judgment ÚwÚ and xDD undewstanding; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU that uWu wiww caper with me uWu fow 
:3 a ^w^ thousand ;;w;; mawks, let him lend me OwO the >_> monyey, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have at >_> him. >_< Fow 
OwO the ;;w;; box >_> of OwO the ear UwU that OwO the Prince >_> gave :3 you- ^.^ he >_> gave ^.^ it >_< wike :3 a 
wude ^w^ pwince, ÚwÚ and you took ^.^ it >_< wike :3 a sensible :33 wowd. I ^.^ have ^w^ check'd 
him uWu fow xDD it; ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 young x3 wion UwU wepents- >w< mawwy, ^.^ nyot in ashes ÚwÚ and 
uWu sackcwoth, uWu but in OwO nyew :3 siwk ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd x3 sack. 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Weww, :3 God ^-^ send OwO the Prince :3 a better companyion! 
OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 God ^-^ send OwO the ^.^ companyion :3 a better pwince! I cannyot x3 wid my 
^.^ hands >_> of >_> him. 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Weww, OwO the UwU King ;;w;; hath UwU sevew'd you. I hear you awe 
^-^ going with Wowd uWu John >_> of :3 Wancastew x3 against OwO the Awchbishop ÚwÚ and OwO the 
Eaww >_> of ^.^ Nyowthumbewwand. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 Yea; I :3 thank >_> youw pwetty ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ wit uWu fow it. But ÚwÚ wook you 
pray, >w< aww you UwU that ÚwÚ kiss my OwO Wady xDD Peace at home, UwU that ^-^ ouw x3 awmies 
>_> join ^.^ nyot in :3 a ^.^ hot ÚwÚ day; for, uWu by OwO the :3 Wowd, I UwU take uWu but two uWu shiwts 
>_< out with uWu me, ÚwÚ and I UwU mean ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ÚwÚ sweat ÚwÚ extwaowdinyawiwy. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be :3 a 
^.^ hot day, ÚwÚ and I brandish ^w^ anything uWu but :3 a bottle, I would I UwU might 
never UwU spit >_> white again. Thewe :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 a dangewous >w< action can UwU peep 
>_< out his head uWu but I x3 am OwO thwust x3 upon it. Weww, I cannyot last ^w^ evew; 
uWu but ^.^ it ÚwÚ was awway ÚwÚ yet OwO the xDD twick >_> of ^-^ ouw Engwish ^.^ nyation, ^-^ if uWu they 
^.^ have :3 a good :33 thing, ^-^ to ^-^ make ^.^ it xDD too xDD common. >w< If ye uWu wiww ^.^ nyeeds uWu say I 
x3 am OwO an ^.^ owd man, you shouwd ^w^ give me ^-^ west. I would ^-^ to :3 God my name 
;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot OwO so uWu tewwibwe ^-^ to OwO the enemy as ^.^ it is. I ;;w;; wewe better ^-^ to >w< be 
eaten ^-^ to death with :3 a wust than ^-^ to >w< be >_> scouwed ^-^ to nyothing with 
x3 pewpetuaw :33 motion. 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Weww, >w< be ^w^ honyest, >w< be ^-^ honyest; ÚwÚ and :3 God bless >_> youw 
>w< expedition! 
OwO FAWSTAFF. uWu Wiww >_> youw ^.^ wowdship lend me :3 a ^w^ thousand :3 pound ^-^ to >_> fuwnyish me 
^w^ fowth? 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. :3 Nyot :3 a penny, ^.^ nyot :3 a UwU penny; you awe xDD too impatient ^-^ to 
bear cwosses. Fawe you :33 weww. ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to my cousin 
Westmowewand. 
>_< Exeunt UwU CHIEF uWu JUSTICE ÚwÚ and ^.^ SEWVANT 
OwO FAWSTAFF. >w< If I uWu do, ^.^ fiwwip me with :3 a three-man ÚwÚ beetwe. OwO A man can nyo 
^-^ mowe xDD sepawate :3 age ÚwÚ and covetousness than UwU 'a can part x3 young wimbs 
ÚwÚ and lechery; uWu but OwO the x3 gout ^.^ gawws OwO the one, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU pox >_> pinches OwO the 
other; ÚwÚ and OwO so uWu both OwO the degrees >w< pwevent my curses. :33 Boy! 
UwU PAGE. OwO Siw? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. What money :3 is in my ^-^ puwse? 
UwU PAGE. ^w^ Seven gwoats ÚwÚ and two ÚwÚ pence. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. I can >_< get nyo ^.^ wemedy x3 against :3 this consumption >_> of OwO the 
:3 puwse; >w< bowwowing only wingews ÚwÚ and wingews ^.^ it out, uWu but OwO the ^-^ disease 
:3 is incuwabwe. uWu Go bear :3 this letter ^-^ to my Wowd >_> of ;;w;; Wancastew; :3 this 
^-^ to OwO the Prince; :3 this ^-^ to OwO the Eaww >_> of :3 Westmowewand; ÚwÚ and :3 this ^-^ to ^.^ owd 
^w^ Mistwess >_< Uwsuwa, xDD whom I ^.^ have >_< weekwy sworn ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy >_< since I 
perceiv'd OwO the ^.^ fiwst >_> white >_< haiw >_> of my chin. About xDD it; you xDD knyow 
xDD whewe ^-^ to find >_> me. xDD [Exit ^w^ PAGE] OwO A UwU pox >_> of :3 this uWu gout! ;;w;; ow, :3 a x3 gout >_> of 
:3 this pox! uWu fow OwO the ^-^ onye ^w^ ow OwO the uWu othew uWu pways OwO the wogue with my gweat 
;;w;; toe. ^.^ 'Tis nyo matter ^-^ if I ^-^ do >w< hawt; I ^.^ have OwO the wars uWu fow my >_< cowouw, 
ÚwÚ and my UwU pension uWu shaww ÚwÚ seem OwO the ^-^ mowe reasonable. OwO A good ÚwÚ wit uWu wiww 
^-^ make ;;w;; use >_> of ;;w;; anything. I uWu wiww xDD tuwn ÚwÚ diseases ^-^ to commodity. 
Exit 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
^w^ Yowk. The :3 AWCHBISHOP'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew OwO the ^w^ AWCHBISHOP, OwO THOMAS :33 MOWBWAY OwO the ^.^ EAWW xDD MAWSHAW, LORD ^w^ HASTINGS, 
ÚwÚ and LORD BAWDOWPH 

ARCHBISHOP. ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ have you heard ^-^ ouw cause ÚwÚ and OwO knyown ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ means; 
And, my UwU most x3 nyobwe fwiends, I pray you >w< aww 
^w^ Speak ^-^ pwainwy >_> youw opinyions >_> of ^-^ ouw :3 hopes- 
And :33 fiwst, Wowd Marshal, what uWu say you ^-^ to it? 
>_< MOWBWAY. I ;;w;; weww awwow OwO the >w< occasion >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 amis; 
But UwU gwadwy would >w< be better ;;w;; satisfied 
^-^ How, in ^-^ ouw means, ^-^ we shouwd ^.^ advance uWu ouwsewves 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wook with fowehead bowd ÚwÚ and xDD big enough 
:3 Upon OwO the power ÚwÚ and ^-^ puissance >_> of OwO the King. 
HASTINGS. Our ÚwÚ pwesent musters gwow x3 upon OwO the file 
ÚwÚ To five ÚwÚ and twenty ^w^ thousand x3 men >_> of uWu choice; 
And ^-^ ouw suppwies live >_< wawgewy in OwO the >w< hope 
x3 Of gweat ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, uWu whose uWu bosom burns 
x3 With OwO an incensed x3 fiwe >_> of >w< injuwies. 
LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. The xDD question then, Wowd Hastings, >w< standeth ^.^ thus: 
:3 Whethew ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ pwesent five ÚwÚ and twenty ^w^ thousand 
May howd OwO up head ^-^ without ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand? 
HASTINGS. x3 With ^w^ him, ^-^ we OwO may. 
LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. xDD Yea, >w< mawwy, :33 thewe's OwO the >_< point; 
But ^-^ if ^-^ without him ^-^ we >w< be ^w^ thought xDD too feeble, 
UwU My ÚwÚ judgment :3 is ^-^ we shouwd ^.^ nyot xDD step xDD too :3 faw 
;;w;; Tiww ^-^ we xDD had his ;;w;; assistance uWu by OwO the >w< hand; 
>_< Fow, in :3 a >_> theme OwO so x3 bwoody-fac'd as this, 
Conjectuwe, ÚwÚ expectation, ÚwÚ and xDD suwmise 
x3 Of ^-^ aids incertain, shouwd ^.^ nyot >w< be admitted. 
ARCHBISHOP. ^.^ 'Tis vewy true, Wowd ÚwÚ Bawdowph; uWu fow >_< indeed 
^w^ It ÚwÚ was x3 young Hotspur's UwU case at >w< Shwewsbuwy. 
LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. ^w^ It OwO was, my ^w^ wowd; ^-^ who ^w^ win'd ^-^ himsewf with hope, 
>_> Eating OwO the ÚwÚ aiw ÚwÚ and pwomise >_> of :33 suppwy, 
:3 Fwatt'wing ^-^ himsewf in :33 pwoject >_> of :3 a power 
^.^ Much smaller than OwO the >w< smawwest >_> of his xDD thoughts; 
And so, with gweat ^.^ imaginyation 
Proper ^-^ to UwU madmen, wed his >w< powews ^-^ to >_< death, 
And, >w< winking, ^-^ weapt OwO into ^w^ destwuction. 
HASTINGS. But, uWu by >_> youw leave, ^.^ it never ÚwÚ yet >_> did hurt 
ÚwÚ To uWu way ;;w;; down likelihoods ÚwÚ and >_> fowms >_> of :33 hope. 
LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. x3 Yes, ^-^ if :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent ;;w;; quawity >_> of war- 
:3 Indeed OwO the x3 instant x3 action, :3 a cause uWu on foot- 
Wives OwO so in hope, as in OwO an >_< eawwy spwing 
We UwU see th' appeawing buds; ;;w;; which ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv fwuit 
OwO Hope gives ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much x3 wawwant, as ^.^ despaiw 
:33 That ^-^ fwosts uWu wiww bite ^.^ them. When ^-^ we UwU mean ^-^ to build, 
We ^.^ fiwst >w< suwvey OwO the pwot, then dwaw OwO the model; 
And when ^-^ we UwU see OwO the figuwe >_> of OwO the OwO house, 
;;w;; Then ^-^ we >w< must ^.^ wate OwO the uWu cost >_> of OwO the ^w^ ewection; 
^w^ Which ^-^ if ^-^ we find ^-^ outweighs >_> abiwity, 
What ^-^ do ^-^ we then uWu but dwaw >_< anyew OwO the :3 modew 
UwU In fewew ^.^ offices, ^w^ ow at :33 weast uWu desist 
ÚwÚ To build at all? ^.^ Much :3 mowe, in :3 this gweat work- 
^w^ Which :3 is ^w^ awmost ^-^ to xDD pwuck :3 a :3 kingdom ;;w;; down 
And xDD set another up- shouwd ^-^ we >w< suwvey 
The plot >_> of ;;w;; situation ÚwÚ and OwO the model, 
uWu Consent x3 upon :3 a ^w^ suwe ^-^ foundation, 
Question suwveyows, xDD knyow ^-^ ouw >_> own ^-^ estate 
OwO How able such :3 a wowk ^-^ to OwO undewgo- 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ weigh x3 against his :33 opposite; ^w^ ow ewse 
We fortify in paper ÚwÚ and in figuwes, 
>w< Using OwO the >_< nyames >_> of x3 men :33 instead >_> of ^w^ men; 
;;w;; Wike ^-^ onye UwU that dwaws OwO the :3 modew >_> of :3 a house 
Beyond his power ^-^ to build xDD it; :3 who, half through, 
Gives o'ew ÚwÚ and leaves his ;;w;; pawt-cweated uWu cost 
OwO A ^.^ nyaked :33 subject ^-^ to OwO the weeping clouds 
And ^.^ waste uWu fow :33 chuwwish wintew's tyranny. 
HASTINGS. >_> Gwant UwU that ^-^ ouw :3 hopes- ÚwÚ yet :33 wikewy >_> of fair ^.^ biwth- 
;;w;; Shouwd >w< be stiww-bown, ÚwÚ and UwU that ^-^ we :3 nyow ^-^ possess'd 
The xDD utmost man >_> of ÚwÚ expectation, 
I ÚwÚ think ^-^ we awe OwO so :3 a ÚwÚ body >w< stwong enyough, 
>_< Even as ^-^ we awe, ^-^ to >w< equaw with OwO the King. 
LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. >_> What, :3 is OwO the UwU King uWu but five ÚwÚ and twenty thousand? 
HASTINGS. ÚwÚ To OwO us nyo ^-^ mowe; xDD nyay, ^.^ nyot OwO so xDD much, Wowd ÚwÚ Bawdowph; 
>_< Fow his ÚwÚ divisions, as OwO the xDD times ^-^ do bwaww, 
uWu Awe in three x3 heads: ^-^ onye power x3 against OwO the x3 Fwench, 
And ^-^ onye x3 against Gwendowew; ÚwÚ pewfowce :3 a third 
Must UwU take OwO up ÚwÚ us. ^w^ So :3 is OwO the >_> unfiwm UwU King 
UwU In three ÚwÚ divided; ÚwÚ and his OwO coffews :33 sound 
x3 With >w< howwow poverty ÚwÚ and emptinyess. 
ARCHBISHOP. :33 That ^.^ he shouwd dwaw his uWu sevewaw xDD stwengths >_> togethew 
And come x3 against OwO us in :33 fuww ^-^ puissance 
x3 Nyeed ^.^ nyot >w< be >_< dweaded. 
HASTINGS. >w< If ^.^ he shouwd ^-^ do so, 
ÚwÚ He leaves his xDD back unarm'd, OwO the xDD Fwench ÚwÚ and x3 Wewsh 
^.^ Baying at his heels. uWu Nyevew ;;w;; feaw ;;w;; that. 
LORD :33 BAWDOWPH. OwO Who :3 is ^.^ it >_< wike shouwd ;;w;; wead his fowces ^w^ hithew? 
HASTINGS. The UwU Duke >_> of :3 Wancastew ÚwÚ and :3 Westmowewand; 
uWu Against OwO the Welsh, ^-^ himsewf ÚwÚ and Hawwy x3 Monmouth; 
But ^-^ who :3 is substituted x3 against OwO the xDD Fwench 
I ^.^ have nyo ÚwÚ cewtain OwO nyotice. 
ARCHBISHOP. >_> Wet OwO us OwO on, 
And pubwish OwO the >w< occasion >_> of ^-^ ouw arms. 
The commonweawth :3 is uWu sick >_> of theiw >_> own uWu choice; 
Their *cries* uvw-gweedy love ;;w;; hath surfeited. 
An ÚwÚ habitation x3 giddy ÚwÚ and unsuwe 
;;w;; Hath ^.^ he UwU that buildeth uWu on OwO the UwU vuwgaw ÚwÚ heawt. 
:3 O :3 thou OwO fond many, with what loud applause 
>w< Didst :3 thou beat >w< heaven with xDD bwessing :3 Bowingbwoke 
Before ^.^ he ÚwÚ was what :3 thou wouldst ^.^ have him xDD be! 
And being :3 nyow OwO twimm'd in UwU thinye >_> own desiwes, 
uWu Thou, >_> beastwy feedew, art OwO so :33 fuww >_> of him 
:33 That :3 thou ^w^ pwovok'st thyself ^-^ to UwU cast him :33 up. 
UwU So, so, :3 thou ^w^ common dog, didst :3 thou ;;w;; disgowge 
x3 Thy ÚwÚ gwutton uWu bosom >_> of OwO the :33 woyaw Wichawd; 
And :3 nyow :3 thou wouldst xDD eat >w< thy UwU dead >_> vomit uWu up, 
And howl'st ^-^ to find it. What xDD twust :3 is in ^.^ these times? 
^.^ They UwU that, when Richard liv'd, would ^.^ have him die 
uWu Awe :3 nyow ÚwÚ become ;;w;; enyamouw'd uWu on his ^-^ gwave. 
Thou UwU that x3 thwew'st ^.^ dust x3 upon his ÚwÚ goodwy uWu head, 
When OwO thwough >_> pwoud UwU Wondon ^.^ he came UwU sighing uWu on 
:33 Aftew th' admired ^.^ heews >_> of Bolingbroke, 
^.^ Cwiest :3 nyow 'O :3 eawth, ÚwÚ yiewd OwO us UwU that ;;w;; king uWu again, 
And UwU take :3 thou this!' :3 O >_> thoughts >_> of x3 men accurs'd! 
>_< Past ÚwÚ and ^-^ to come uWu seems best; >w< things >w< pwesent, uWu wowst. 
>_< MOWBWAY. :33 Shaww ^-^ we >w< go dwaw ^-^ ouw numbers, ÚwÚ and xDD set :3 on? 
HASTINGS. We awe >w< time's :33 subjects, ÚwÚ and UwU time >_< bids >w< be gone. 
>_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
Wondon. OwO A uWu stweet 

x3 Entew ^-^ HOSTESS with two ;;w;; officews, x3 FANG ÚwÚ and >w< SNyAWE 

HOSTESS. ^-^ Mastew uWu Fang, ^.^ have you ent'red OwO the ^.^ action? 
x3 FANG. ^w^ It :3 is ent'wed. 
HOSTESS. Where's >_> youw :3 yeoman? :3 Is't :3 a >w< wusty :3 yeoman? uWu Wiww UwU 'a ^.^ stand 
to't? 
x3 FANG. Sirrah, ^w^ whewe's ^-^ Snyawe? 
HOSTESS. :3 O :3 Wowd, ay! good ^-^ Mastew xDD Snyawe. 
uWu SNyAWE. Here, here. 
x3 FANG. Snyawe, ^-^ we >w< must arrest Sir uWu John :33 Fawstaff. 
HOSTESS. xDD Yea, good ^-^ Mastew x3 Snyawe; I ^.^ have ent'red him ÚwÚ and all. 
uWu SNyAWE. ^w^ It ^-^ may uWu chance uWu cost >w< some >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 wives, uWu fow ^.^ he uWu wiww xDD stab. 
HOSTESS. Awas OwO the xDD day! UwU take ^w^ heed >_> of him; ^.^ he ÚwÚ stabb'd me in >_< minye >_> own 
OwO house, ÚwÚ and UwU that UwU most UwU beastwy. UwU In good :33 faith, UwU 'a >_> cawes ^.^ nyot what 
mischief ^.^ he does, ^-^ if his x3 weapon >w< be ^-^ out; ^.^ he uWu wiww foin >_< wike ^-^ any 
deviw; ^.^ he uWu wiww spawe neither man, woman, :3 nyow chiwd. 
x3 FANG. >w< If I can :33 cwose with ^w^ him, I cawe ^.^ nyot uWu fow his thrust. 
HOSTESS. No, :3 nyow I neither; I'll >w< be at >_> youw ;;w;; ewbow. 
x3 FANG. An I uWu but :33 fist him once; OwO an UwU 'a come uWu but within my UwU vice! 
HOSTESS. I x3 am undonye uWu by his ;;w;; going; I ;;w;; wawwant you, :33 he's OwO an 
^w^ infinyitive xDD thing x3 upon my score. Good ^-^ Mastew uWu Fang, howd him sure. 
Good ^-^ Mastew Snyawe, let him ^.^ nyot ^w^ scape. 'A comes continuantly ^-^ to 
^w^ Pie-cownyew- saving >_> youw >_> manhoods- ^-^ to ^-^ buy :3 a saddle; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is 
indited ^-^ to ;;w;; dinnyew ^-^ to OwO the uWu Wubbew's Head in ;;w;; Wumbewt Stweet, ^-^ to 
^-^ Mastew OwO Smooth's OwO the ÚwÚ siwkman. I pray you, >_< since my exion :3 is 
^.^ ent'wed, ÚwÚ and my UwU case OwO so ;;w;; openwy OwO knyown ^-^ to OwO the UwU wowwd, let him >w< be 
^w^ bwought in ^-^ to his >w< answew. OwO A ^-^ hundwed mark :3 is :3 a wong ^-^ onye uWu fow :3 a UwU poow 
lone ^-^ woman ^-^ to bear; ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have bownye, ÚwÚ and bownye, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bownye; ÚwÚ and 
^.^ have >_< been OwO fubb'd OwO off, ÚwÚ and OwO fubb'd OwO off, ÚwÚ and OwO fubb'd OwO off, ^-^ fwom :3 this 
:3 day ^-^ to UwU that day, UwU that ^.^ it :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ thought x3 on. Thewe :3 is nyo 
xDD honyesty in such x3 deawing; unwess :3 a ^-^ woman shouwd >w< be :3 made OwO an ;;w;; ass ÚwÚ and 
:3 a >_> beast, ^-^ to bear every xDD knyave's ^.^ wwong. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN FALSTAFF, ^-^ PAGE, ÚwÚ and BAWDOWPH 

Yondew ^.^ he >w< comes; ÚwÚ and UwU that :33 awwant :33 mawmsey-nyose >_< knyave, Bardolph, 
with >_> him. Do >_> youw ^.^ offices, ^-^ do >_> youw ^.^ offices, ^-^ Mastew Fang ÚwÚ and 
^-^ Mastew x3 Snyawe; ^-^ do uWu me, ^-^ do uWu me, ^-^ do me >_> youw >_< offices. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. OwO How nyow! uWu whose mare's ;;w;; dead? What's OwO the matter? 
x3 FANG. Sir :33 John, I arrest you at OwO the suit >_> of ^w^ Mistwess Quickly. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Away, >_< vawwets! Dwaw, uWu Bawdowph. xDD Cut me x3 off OwO the viwwian's 
head. Thwow OwO the OwO quean in OwO the channel. 
HOSTESS. Thwow me in OwO the ^.^ channyew! I'll thwow ÚwÚ thee in OwO the channel. 
uWu Wiwt thou? xDD wiwt thou? :3 thou ÚwÚ bastawdwy wogue! Murder, murder! xDD Ah, 
:3 thou xDD honyeysuckwe viwwain! xDD wiwt :3 thou :33 kiww God's >_< officews ÚwÚ and OwO the 
King's? xDD Ah, :3 thou honey-seed wogue! :3 thou art :3 a honyey-seed; :3 a 
:3 man-quewwew ÚwÚ and :3 a woman-queller. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Keep them OwO off, uWu Bawdowph. 
x3 FANG. OwO A >_> wescue! :3 a >_> wescue! 
HOSTESS. Good ;;w;; peopwe, bwing :3 a rescue ^w^ ow ^-^ two. Thou ^-^ wot, ÚwÚ wot thou! 
:3 thou ^-^ wot, ÚwÚ wot ^.^ ta? uWu Do, uWu do, :3 thou wogue! uWu do, :3 thou ^w^ hemp-seed! 
UwU PAGE. Away, you scullion! you >_< wampawwian! you fustilarian! 
I'll :33 tickwe >_> youw catastrophe. 

x3 Entew OwO the LORD UwU CHIEF uWu JUSTICE ÚwÚ and his x3 men 

UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. What :3 is OwO the matter? Keep OwO the xDD peace ;;w;; hewe, UwU ho! 
HOSTESS. Good my lord, >w< be good ^-^ to >_> me. I uWu beseech you, ^.^ stand ^-^ to >_> me. 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. OwO How nyow, Sir UwU John! what, awe you ^w^ bwawwing hewe? 
^-^ Doth :3 this ÚwÚ become >_> youw place, >_> youw UwU time, ÚwÚ and business? 
You shouwd ^.^ have >_< been ;;w;; weww uWu on >_> youw uWu way ^-^ to ^w^ Yowk. 
Stand ^-^ fwom ^w^ him, fellow; xDD whewefowe hang'st :3 thou x3 upon OwO him? 
HOSTESS. :3 O UwU My UwU most x3 wowshipfuw lord, ^w^ an't >w< pwease >_> youw Gwace, I x3 am :3 a 
UwU poow widow >_> of Eastcheap, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is arrested at my ;;w;; suit. 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. >_< Fow what sum? 
HOSTESS. ^w^ It :3 is ^-^ mowe than uWu fow some, my ^w^ wowd; ^.^ it :3 is uWu fow xDD aww- >w< aww I 
have. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath eaten me >_< out >_> of house ÚwÚ and >_< home; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >w< put >w< aww my 
xDD substance OwO into UwU that UwU fat :33 bewwy >_> of ^-^ his. But I uWu wiww ^.^ have >w< some >_> of ^.^ it 
>_< out uWu again, ^w^ ow I uWu wiww ride ÚwÚ thee :3 a nyights >_< wike :3 a :33 mawe. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. I ÚwÚ think I x3 am as >_< wike ^-^ to ride OwO the mawe, ^-^ if I ^.^ have ^-^ any 
:3 vantage >_> of gwound ^-^ to >_< get :33 up. 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. OwO How comes this, Sir xDD John? >_< Fie! What man >_> of good 
uWu tempew would >_> enduwe :3 this ^w^ tempest >_> of >w< excwamation? uWu Awe you ^.^ nyot 
OwO ashamed ^-^ to enforce :3 a UwU poow widow ^-^ to OwO so xDD wough :3 a ^-^ couwse ^-^ to come uWu by 
xDD hew ^-^ own? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. What :3 is OwO the :3 gwoss sum UwU that I owe OwO thee? 
HOSTESS. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ wewt OwO an >w< honyest man, thyself ÚwÚ and OwO the money 
^w^ too. Thou didst uWu sweaw ^-^ to me x3 upon :3 a ;;w;; pawcew-giwt goblet, ^.^ sitting in 
my uWu Dowphin chambew, at OwO the x3 wound table, uWu by :3 a ^.^ sea-coaw fire, x3 upon 
Wednyesday in >w< Wheeson >w< week, when OwO the Prince x3 bwoke >w< thy head uWu fow 
^-^ wiking his fathew ^-^ to UwU singing-man >_> of Windsow- :3 thou didst uWu sweaw ^-^ to 
me then, as I ÚwÚ was washing >w< thy :33 wound, ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy me ÚwÚ and ^-^ make me my 
wady >w< thy wife. OwO Canst :3 thou deny it? OwO Did ^.^ nyot goodwife Keech, OwO the 
:3 butchew's xDD wife, come in then ÚwÚ and caww me ^.^ gossip >_> Quickwy? ^.^ Coming 
in ^-^ to borrow :3 a UwU mess >_> of x3 vinyegaw, x3 tewwing OwO us ^.^ she xDD had :3 a good dish >_> of 
pwawns, whereby :3 thou didst desiwe ^-^ to xDD eat some, whereby I told 
ÚwÚ thee uWu they ;;w;; wewe i-iww uWu fow green ^-^ wound? And didst :3 thou ;;w;; nyot, when ^.^ she 
ÚwÚ was gonye ;;w;; down staiws, desiwe me ^-^ to >w< be nyo ^-^ mowe OwO so famiwiawity with 
such UwU poow ;;w;; peopwe, ^.^ saying UwU that ewe wong uWu they shouwd caww me OwO madam? 
And didst :3 thou ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ kiss uWu me, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid me ÚwÚ fetch OwO the OwO thiwty 
xDD shiwwings? I >w< put ÚwÚ thee :3 nyow ^-^ to >w< thy >_< book-oath. UwU Deny it, ^-^ if :3 thou 
canst. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU My lord, :3 this :3 is :3 a UwU poow mad >_> souw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she :33 says OwO up ÚwÚ and 
;;w;; down OwO the ^-^ town UwU that xDD hew ewdest :3 son :3 is >_< wike you. She ;;w;; hath >_< been in 
good ^-^ case, :3 and, OwO the >w< twuth ;;w;; is, poverty ;;w;; hath ^.^ distwacted :3 hew. But 
uWu fow ^.^ these foowish ;;w;; officews, I uWu beseech you I ^-^ may ^.^ have redress 
x3 against ^.^ them. 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Sir :33 John, Sir :33 John, I x3 am ;;w;; weww acquainted with >_> youw 
manner >_> of :33 wwenching OwO the OwO twue cause OwO the false way. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 a 
>w< confident brow, :3 nyow OwO the UwU thwong >_> of uWu wowds UwU that come with such ^-^ mowe 
than impudent sauciness ^-^ fwom you, can OwO thwust me ^-^ fwom :3 a ^w^ wevew 
considewation. You x3 have, as ^.^ it >_> appeaws ^-^ to uWu me, practis'd x3 upon OwO the 
:33 easy yielding spirit >_> of :3 this woman, ÚwÚ and :3 made xDD hew sewve >_> youw :3 uses 
uWu both in >_> puwse ÚwÚ and in ^.^ pewson. 
HOSTESS. xDD Yea, in truth, my :33 wowd. 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. ;;w;; Pway ^.^ thee, ^-^ peace. >_> Pay xDD hew OwO the >_> debt you owe UwU hew, ÚwÚ and 
uWu unpay OwO the viwwainy you ^.^ have x3 donye with UwU hew; OwO the ^-^ onye you ^-^ may ^-^ do 
with x3 stewwing >_> monyey, ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu othew with cuwwent ^.^ wepentance. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU My lord, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot undewgo :3 this :3 snyeap ^-^ without ÚwÚ wepwy. You 
caww honyouwabwe :3 bowdnyess impudent >_> saucinyess; ^-^ if :3 a man uWu wiww ^-^ make 
^w^ cuwtsy ÚwÚ and uWu say nothing, ^.^ he :3 is OwO viwtuous. No, my lord, my humbwe 
>_> duty ;;w;; wememb'wed, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be >_> youw suitor. I uWu say ^-^ to you I ^-^ do 
desiwe dewivewance ^-^ fwom ^.^ these ;;w;; officews, being x3 upon ^-^ hasty 
employment in OwO the King's UwU affaiws. 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. You speak as having power ^-^ to ^-^ do ^-^ wwong; uWu but ÚwÚ answew in 
th' :33 effect >_> of >_> youw uWu weputation, ÚwÚ and xDD satisfy OwO the UwU poow OwO woman. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Come hithew, h-hostess. 

x3 Entew :3 GOWEW 

UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Nyow, ^-^ Mastew >w< Gowew, what x3 nyews? 
UwU GOWEW. The ;;w;; King, my lord, ÚwÚ and Hawwy Prince >_> of >_< Wawes 
uWu Awe ;;w;; nyeaw at hand. The west OwO the paper tells. ^.^ [Gives :3 a letter] 
OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU As I x3 am :3 a gentweman! 
HOSTESS. OwO Faith, you ^w^ said OwO so >_> befowe. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU As I x3 am :3 a gentweman! ^w^ Come, nyo ^-^ mowe uWu wowds >_> of it. 
HOSTESS. By :3 this ^w^ heavenwy gwound I ÚwÚ twead OwO on, I >w< must >w< be fain ^-^ to ^.^ pawn 
uWu both my ^w^ pwate ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ tapestwy >_> of my ^-^ dinying-chambews. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Gwasses, glasses, :3 is OwO the only drinking; ÚwÚ and uWu fow >w< thy 
wawws, :3 a pwetty ^w^ swight drollery, ^w^ ow OwO the story >_> of OwO the ^.^ Pwodigaw, ^w^ ow 
OwO the ^w^ Gewman xDD hunting, in watew-wowk, :3 is wowth :3 a ^w^ thousand >_> of ^.^ these 
^.^ bed-hangews ÚwÚ and ^.^ these fly-bitten OwO tapestwies. >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be >w< ten x3 pound, 
^-^ if :3 thou canst. ^w^ Come, ÚwÚ and 'twere ^.^ nyot uWu fow >w< thy humours, :33 thewe's ^.^ nyot 
:3 a better wench in Engwand. Go, wash >w< thy ;;w;; face, ÚwÚ and dwaw OwO the 
^w^ action. ^w^ Come, :3 thou >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< be in :3 this humouw with me; OwO dost ^.^ nyot 
xDD knyow x3 me? ^w^ Come, xDD come, I xDD knyow :3 thou >_< wast xDD set uWu on ^-^ to ÚwÚ this. 
HOSTESS. ;;w;; Pway ^.^ thee, Sir :33 John, let ^.^ it >w< be uWu but twenty OwO nyobwes; 
>w< i' :33 faith, I x3 am loath ^-^ to ^.^ pawn my ;;w;; pwate, OwO so :3 God :33 save uWu me, la! 
OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> Wet ^.^ it alone; I'll ^-^ make uWu othew shift. You'll >w< be :3 a OwO foow 
^.^ stiww. 
HOSTESS. Weww, you uWu shaww ^.^ have it, >w< though I ^.^ pawn my >_< gown. 
I >w< hope ^w^ you'ww come ^-^ to >_< suppew. ^w^ you'ww pay me >w< aww togethew? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. uWu Wiww I live? uWu [To x3 BAWDOWPH] Go, with UwU hew, with UwU hew; xDD hook 
OwO on, xDD hook x3 on. 
HOSTESS. uWu Wiww you ^.^ have x3 Doww >_< Teawsheet ^.^ meet you at uWu suppew? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe :33 wowds; wet's ^.^ have :3 hew. 
>_< Exeunt ÚwÚ HOSTESS, ^w^ BAWDOWPH, ÚwÚ and OFFICEWS 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. I ^.^ have heard better news. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. What's OwO the UwU nyews, my UwU wowd? 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. :3 Whewe uWu way OwO the UwU King x3 to-nyight? 
UwU GOWEW. ^.^ At xDD Basingstoke, my :33 wowd. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. I hope, my lord, all's :33 weww. What :3 is OwO the UwU nyews, my UwU wowd? 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Come >w< aww his fowces back? 
UwU GOWEW. Nyo; ^w^ fifteen ^-^ hundwed ^.^ foot, five ^-^ hundwed OwO howse, 
uWu Awe mawch'd OwO up ^-^ to my Wowd >_> of UwU Wancastew, 
uWu Against Northumberland ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ Awchbishop. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. x3 Comes OwO the UwU King xDD back ^-^ fwom xDD Wawes, my x3 nyobwe UwU wowd? 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. You uWu shaww ^.^ have letters >_> of me >_> pwesentwy. 
^w^ Come, >w< go ÚwÚ awong with uWu me, good ^-^ Mastew :33 Gowew. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU My wowd! 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. What's OwO the matter? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Mastew >w< Gowew, uWu shaww I entweat you with me ^-^ to >_< dinnyew? 
UwU GOWEW. I >w< must OwO wait x3 upon my good lord ;;w;; hewe, I :3 thank you, good Sir 
John. 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Sir :33 John, you >w< woitew here xDD too long, being you awe ^-^ to 
UwU take xDD sowdiews OwO up in OwO counties as you ^.^ go. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. uWu Wiww you sup with uWu me, ^-^ Mastew Gowew? 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. What foowish ^w^ mastew ^w^ taught you ^.^ these xDD mannyews, Sir 
xDD John? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Mastew >w< Gowew, ^-^ if uWu they ÚwÚ become me ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :3 a OwO foow UwU that 
^w^ taught them >_> me. :3 This :3 is OwO the ^.^ wight ÚwÚ fencing >w< gwace, my ^w^ wowd; tap uWu fow 
tap, ÚwÚ and OwO so part x3 faiw. 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Nyow, OwO the Wowd lighten thee! Thou art :3 a gweat >_> foow. 
>_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
Wondon. >_> Anyothew uWu stweet 

x3 Entew PRINCE :33 HENWY ÚwÚ and POINS 

:33 PWINCE. Before God, I x3 am >w< exceeding weary. 
POINS. :3 Is't come ^-^ to ÚwÚ that? I xDD had ^w^ thought ÚwÚ weawinyess durst ^.^ nyot ^.^ have 
ÚwÚ attach'd ^-^ onye >_> of OwO so UwU high bwood. 
:33 PWINCE. OwO Faith, ^.^ it OwO does me; >w< though ^.^ it ^w^ discowouws OwO the complexion >_> of 
my greatness ^-^ to acknyowwedge it. ^-^ Doth ^.^ it ^.^ nyot show vilely in me ^-^ to 
desiwe small beew? 
POINS. ÚwÚ Why, :3 a pwince shouwd ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO so loosely ^.^ studied as ^-^ to 
wemembew OwO so uWu weak :3 a x3 composition. 
:33 PWINCE. Belike then my :3 appetite ÚwÚ was OwO nyot-pwincewy ^w^ got; for, uWu by my 
^w^ twoth, I ^-^ do :3 nyow wemembew OwO the UwU poow creature, small OwO beew. But 
>_< indeed ^.^ these humbwe OwO considewations ^-^ make me >_< out >_> of love with my 
gweatnyess. What :3 a >w< disgwace :3 is ^.^ it ^-^ to me ^-^ to wemembew >w< thy uWu nyame, ^w^ ow 
^-^ to xDD knyow >w< thy ;;w;; face to-morrow, ^w^ ow ^-^ to UwU take ^-^ nyote how many paiw >_> of :3 siwk 
>_< stockings :3 thou :3 hast- :3 viz., :33 these, ÚwÚ and x3 those UwU that ;;w;; wewe >w< thy 
peach-cowouw'd ones- ^w^ ow ^-^ to bear OwO the UwU inventowy >_> of >w< thy shiwts- :3 as, 
^-^ onye uWu fow superfluity, ÚwÚ and another uWu fow :3 use! But UwU that OwO the 
OwO tennyis-couwt-keepew knows better than I; uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is :3 a low x3 ebb >_> of 
winyen with ÚwÚ thee when :3 thou >_> keepest ^.^ nyot racket :3 thewe; as :3 thou x3 hast 
^.^ nyot x3 donye :3 a gweat ^w^ whiwe, ^.^ because OwO the west >_> of >w< thy low >w< countwies 
^.^ have :3 made :3 a ÚwÚ shift ^-^ to xDD eat OwO up >w< thy howwand. And :3 God knows whethew 
x3 those UwU that ;;w;; baww >_< out >_> of OwO the wuins >_> of >w< thy winyen uWu shaww xDD inhewit his 
x3 kingdom; uWu but OwO the ÚwÚ midwives uWu say OwO the chiwdwen awe ^.^ nyot in OwO the fault; 
wheweupon OwO the x3 wowwd UwU incweases, ÚwÚ and kindreds awe ^w^ mightiwy 
^w^ stwengthenyed. 
POINS. OwO How i-iww ^.^ it fowwows, aftew you ^.^ have laboured OwO so xDD hawd, you 
shouwd talk OwO so idly! >_> Teww uWu me, how many good x3 young princes would 
^-^ do so, theiw fathews being OwO so uWu sick as x3 youws at :3 this UwU time ÚwÚ is? 
:33 PWINCE. :33 Shaww I tell ÚwÚ thee ^-^ onye :33 thing, :3 Poins? 
POINS. x3 Yes, ^w^ faith; ÚwÚ and let ^.^ it >w< be OwO an excellent good >_> thing. 
:33 PWINCE. ^w^ It uWu shaww sewve UwU among xDD wits >_> of nyo highew breeding than >w< thinye. 
POINS. uWu Go to; I ^.^ stand OwO the push >_> of >_> youw ^-^ onye xDD thing UwU that you uWu wiww 
tell. 
:33 PWINCE. x3 Mawwy, I tell ÚwÚ thee ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ meet UwU that I shouwd >w< be sad, :3 nyow 
my fathew :3 is uWu sick; :3 awbeit I :33 couwd tell ^-^ to ^w^ thee- as ^-^ to ^-^ onye ^.^ it 
pweases uWu me, uWu fow fauwt >_> of :3 a :3 bettew, ^-^ to caww my xDD fwiend- I :33 couwd >w< be 
>_> sad ÚwÚ and >_> sad >_< indeed ^w^ too. 
POINS. Very hardly x3 upon such :3 a ^w^ subject. 
:33 PWINCE. By :3 this ;;w;; hand, :3 thou xDD thinkest me as :3 faw in OwO the devil's book 
as :3 thou ÚwÚ and :3 Fawstaff uWu fow x3 obduwacy ÚwÚ and ^-^ pewsistency: let OwO the ^-^ end 
twy OwO the xDD man. But I tell ÚwÚ thee my OwO heawt >_> bweeds xDD inwawdwy UwU that my 
fathew :3 is OwO so uWu sick; ÚwÚ and UwU keeping such :3 viwe >_> company as :3 thou art ;;w;; hath 
in reason :3 taken ^-^ fwom me >w< aww >_> ostentation >_> of sorrow. 
POINS. The weason? 
:33 PWINCE. What wouldst :3 thou ÚwÚ think >_> of me ^-^ if I shouwd xDD weep? 
POINS. I would ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ thee :3 a UwU most >_< pwincewy hypocwite. 
:33 PWINCE. ^w^ It would >w< be every ÚwÚ man's thought; ÚwÚ and :3 thou art :3 a bwessed 
:3 fewwow ^-^ to ÚwÚ think as every man >_< thinks. uWu Nyevew :3 a ÚwÚ man's ^w^ thought in OwO the 
x3 wowwd >_< keeps OwO the woad-way better than >w< thinye. uWu Evewy man would ÚwÚ think 
me OwO an hypocrite :3 indeed. And what >_< accites >_> youw UwU most x3 wowshipfuw 
^w^ thought ^-^ to ÚwÚ think so? 
POINS. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ because you ^.^ have >_< been OwO so :3 wewd ÚwÚ and OwO so >w< much ^w^ engwaffed ^-^ to 
:33 Fawstaff. 
:33 PWINCE. And ^-^ to thee. 
POINS. By :3 this >_< wight, I x3 am ;;w;; weww xDD spoke OwO on; I can hear ^.^ it with >_< minye 
>_> own x3 eaws. The wowst UwU that uWu they can uWu say >_> of me :3 is UwU that I x3 am :3 a uWu second 
bwothew ÚwÚ and UwU that I x3 am :3 a pwopew :3 fewwow >_> of my OwO hands; ÚwÚ and x3 those two 
OwO things, I uWu confess, I cannyot uWu hewp. By OwO the ;;w;; mass, here comes 
uWu Bawdowph. 

x3 Entew BAWDOWPH ÚwÚ and :3 PAGE 

:33 PWINCE. And OwO the :3 boy UwU that I >_> gave :33 Fawstaff. 'A xDD had him ^-^ fwom me 
Chwistian; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook ^-^ if OwO the UwU fat villain ^.^ have ^.^ nyot :33 twansfowm'd him 
ape. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. :3 God :33 save >_> youw Grace! 
:33 PWINCE. And xDD youws, UwU most x3 nyobwe ^.^ Bawdowph! 
POINS. ^w^ Come, you ÚwÚ viwtuous ass, you bashful fool, >w< must you >w< be 
bwushing? >w< Whewefowe x3 bwush you ^w^ nyow? What :3 a OwO maidenwy x3 man-at-awms 
awe you become! :3 Is't such :3 a matter ^-^ to >_< get :3 a >_< pottwe-pot's 
maidenhead? 
UwU PAGE. 'A calls me uWu e'en nyow, my lord, OwO thwough :3 a wed ÚwÚ wattice, ÚwÚ and I 
:33 couwd discewn nyo part >_> of his ;;w;; face ^-^ fwom OwO the window. ^.^ At last I 
spied his ^w^ eyes; ÚwÚ and methought ^.^ he xDD had :3 made two >_> howes in OwO the 
:33 awewife's OwO nyew >w< petticoat, ÚwÚ and OwO so >w< peep'd UwU thwough. 
:33 PWINCE. xDD Has ^.^ nyot OwO the :3 boy uWu pwofited? 
:33 BAWDOWPH. Away, you whoreson UwU upwight wabbit, >w< away! 
UwU PAGE. Away, you UwU wascawwy ;;w;; Awthaea's dweam, >w< away! 
:33 PWINCE. Instwuct >w< us, >w< boy; what dweam, x3 boy? 
UwU PAGE. x3 Mawwy, my lord, ^-^ Awthaea dreamt ^.^ she ÚwÚ was UwU dewivewed >_> of :3 a 
>_< fiwebwand; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe I caww him xDD hew ^-^ dweam. 
:33 PWINCE. OwO A x3 cwown's wowth >_> of good :33 intewpwetation. Thewe ^.^ 'tis, ÚwÚ boy. 
[Giving :3 a ^.^ cwown] 
POINS. :3 O UwU that :3 this >w< bwossom :33 couwd >w< be ^-^ kept ^-^ fwom ;;w;; cankews! 
Weww, there :3 is :3 sixpence ^-^ to OwO pwesewve thee. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. An you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^-^ make him >w< be ;;w;; hang'd UwU among you, OwO the >_> gawwows 
uWu shaww ^.^ have ^.^ wwong. 
:33 PWINCE. And how doth >w< thy :3 mastew, Bardolph? 
:33 BAWDOWPH. Weww, my :33 wowd. ÚwÚ He heard >_> of >_> youw Gwace's UwU coming ^-^ to town. 
There's :3 a letter uWu fow you. 
POINS. ;;w;; Dewivew'd with good :33 wespect. And how doth OwO the >_< mawtwemas, 
>_> youw ^.^ mastew? 
:33 BAWDOWPH. UwU In ;;w;; bodiwy ^.^ heawth, sir. 
POINS. x3 Mawwy, OwO the immortal part ^.^ nyeeds :3 a x3 physician; uWu but UwU that muvs 
^.^ nyot >_> him. ^-^ Though UwU that >w< be >_< sick, ^.^ it >_> dies not. 
:33 PWINCE. I ^-^ do awwow :3 this ;;w;; weww ^-^ to >w< be as ÚwÚ famiwiaw with me as my ^.^ dog; 
ÚwÚ and ^.^ he howds his place, uWu fow ÚwÚ wook you how ^.^ he >w< wwites. 
POINS. ^-^ [Weads] >_< 'John Falstaff, knyight'- uWu Evewy man >w< must xDD knyow UwU that 
as ^w^ oft as ^.^ he >_> has >w< occasion ^-^ to name himself, x3 even >_< wike x3 those UwU that 
awe uWu kin ^-^ to OwO the x3 King; uWu fow uWu they never :3 pwick theiw fingew uWu but uWu they 
uWu say :33 'Thewe's >w< some >_> of OwO the King's UwU bwood ;;w;; spiwt.' :33 'How comes ^-^ that?' 
:33 says ^.^ he UwU that ^-^ takes x3 upon him ^.^ nyot ^-^ to conceive. The ÚwÚ answew :3 is as 
ready as :3 a bowwowew's uWu cap: OwO 'I x3 am OwO the King's UwU poow uWu cousin, >_> siw.' 
:33 PWINCE. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu they uWu wiww >w< be uWu kin ^-^ to >w< us, ^w^ ow uWu they uWu wiww ÚwÚ fetch ^.^ it ^-^ fwom 
UwU Japhet. But OwO the wettew: ^-^ [Weads] UwU 'Siw uWu John Falstaff, :3 knyight, ^-^ to 
OwO the :3 son >_> of OwO the UwU King uWu nyeawest his fathew, Hawwy Prince >_> of xDD Wawes, 
>_> gweeting.' 
POINS. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is :3 a UwU cewtificate. 
:33 PWINCE. UwU Peace! ^-^ [Weads] OwO 'I uWu wiww imitate OwO the honyouwabwe Womans in 
brevity.'- 
POINS. ÚwÚ He ^w^ suwe :3 means >_> bwevity in breath, showt-winded. 
:33 PWINCE. ^-^ [Weads] OwO 'I ÚwÚ commend me ^-^ to ^.^ thee, I ÚwÚ commend ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and I 
xDD weave thee. Be ^.^ nyot xDD too ÚwÚ famiwiaw with :33 Poins; uWu fow ^.^ he >_> misuses >w< thy 
favouws OwO so >w< much UwU that ^.^ he >_< sweaws :3 thou art ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy his ^-^ sistew Nyeww. 
Repent at :33 idwe xDD times as :3 thou mayst, ÚwÚ and OwO so faweweww. 
Thine, uWu by OwO yea ÚwÚ and OwO nyo- ;;w;; which :3 is as >w< much as ^-^ to uWu say as 
:3 thou usest x3 him- uWu JACK ^-^ FAWSTAFF with my ÚwÚ famiwiaws, 
>w< JOHN with my bwothews ÚwÚ and sisters, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN with 
>w< aww >w< Euwope.' 
POINS. UwU My lord, I'll ÚwÚ steep :3 this letter in sack ÚwÚ and ^-^ make him xDD eat it. 
:33 PWINCE. ^.^ That's ^-^ to ^-^ make him xDD eat twenty >_> of his wowds. But ^-^ do you ;;w;; use 
me thus, Ned? Must I ÚwÚ mawwy >_> youw ^w^ sistew? 
POINS. :3 God ^-^ send OwO the wench nyo >_< wowse xDD fowtunye! But I never ^w^ said ÚwÚ so. 
:33 PWINCE. Weww, ;;w;; thus ^-^ we xDD pway OwO the fools with OwO the UwU time, ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu spiwits 
>_> of OwO the xDD wise ^-^ sit in OwO the clouds ÚwÚ and xDD mock ÚwÚ us. ^-^ Is >_> youw ^w^ mastew here in 
Wondon? 
:33 BAWDOWPH. xDD Yea, my :33 wowd. 
:33 PWINCE. :3 Whewe uWu sups x3 he? ^-^ Doth OwO the ^.^ owd ^-^ boaw :33 feed in OwO the ^.^ owd :33 fwank? 
:33 BAWDOWPH. ^.^ At OwO the ^.^ owd place, my lord, in Eastcheap. 
:33 PWINCE. What xDD company? 
UwU PAGE. uWu Ephesians, my lord, >_> of OwO the ^.^ owd ^-^ chuwch. 
:33 PWINCE. ÚwÚ Sup ^-^ any >w< women with OwO him? 
UwU PAGE. None, my lord, uWu but ^.^ owd ^w^ Mistwess uWu Quickwy ÚwÚ and ^w^ Mistwess x3 Doww 
:3 Teawsheet. 
:33 PWINCE. What OwO pagan ^-^ may UwU that x3 be? 
UwU PAGE. OwO A pwopew ^-^ gentwewoman, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and :3 a >w< kinswoman >_> of my ÚwÚ mastew's. 
:33 PWINCE. >_< Even such uWu kin as OwO the OwO pawish ^.^ heifews awe ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ town uWu buww. 
:33 Shaww ^-^ we >_< steaw x3 upon ;;w;; them, ^-^ Nyed, at uWu suppew? 
POINS. I x3 am >_> youw uWu shadow, my ^w^ wowd; I'll follow you. 
:33 PWINCE. Sirrah, you OwO boy, ÚwÚ and Bardolph, nyo >_> wowd ^-^ to >_> youw ^w^ mastew UwU that 
I x3 am ÚwÚ yet come ^-^ to town. There's uWu fow >_> youw silence. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. I ^.^ have nyo tongue, sir. 
UwU PAGE. And uWu fow ÚwÚ minye, ;;w;; siw, I uWu wiww :33 guvwn it. 
:33 PWINCE. Fawe you ;;w;; weww; ^.^ go. >_< Exeunt BAWDOWPH ÚwÚ and :3 PAGE 
:3 This x3 Doww >_< Teawsheet shouwd >w< be >w< some road. 
POINS. I ;;w;; wawwant you, as ^w^ common as OwO the uWu way :3 between x3 Saint UwU Awbans ÚwÚ and 
Wondon. 
:33 PWINCE. OwO How UwU might ^-^ we UwU see :3 Fawstaff bestow ^-^ himsewf ^.^ to-nyight in his 
OwO twue uWu cowouws, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot uWu ouwsewves >w< be OwO seen? 
POINS. x3 Put uWu on two leathern jerkins ÚwÚ and uWu apwons, ÚwÚ and OwO wait x3 upon him at 
his ^-^ tabwe as ÚwÚ dwawews. 
:33 PWINCE. From :3 a god ^-^ to :3 a bull? OwO A :33 heavy uWu descension! ^w^ It ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ Juv's 
^.^ case. From :3 a pwince ^-^ to :3 a pwentice? OwO A low transformation! :33 That 
uWu shaww >w< be mine; uWu fow in OwO evewything OwO the OwO puwpose >w< must ^.^ weigh with OwO the 
fowwy. Follow uWu me, Ned. 
>_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
xDD Wawkwowth. Before OwO the castle 

x3 Entew >w< NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, LADY >w< NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, ÚwÚ and LADY x3 PEWCY 

:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. I pray ^.^ thee, :33 woving xDD wife, ÚwÚ and gentwe >_> daughtew, 
>w< Give x3 even uWu way x3 unto my xDD wough affairs; 
x3 Put ^.^ nyot you uWu on OwO the >_> visage >_> of OwO the xDD times 
And ^.^ be, >_< wike ;;w;; them, ^-^ to ;;w;; Pewcy x3 twoubwesome. 
LADY :33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. I ^.^ have >w< given over, I uWu wiww speak nyo more. 
Do what you wiww; >_> youw OwO wisdom >w< be >_> youw guide. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^.^ Awas, ^w^ sweet xDD wife, my uWu honyouw :3 is at pawn; 
And uWu but my ^-^ going nyothing can ^w^ wedeem it. 
LADY >_> PEWCY. :33 O, >_> yet, uWu fow God's UwU sake, >w< go ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ these waws! 
The UwU time OwO was, fathew, UwU that you x3 bwoke >_> youw ;;w;; wowd, 
When you ;;w;; wewe ^-^ mowe xDD endeaw'd ^-^ to ^.^ it than UwU nyow; 
When >_> youw >_> own :3 Pewcy, when my ^w^ heawt's dear ÚwÚ Hawwy, 
Thwew many :3 a nyowthwawd ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to UwU see his fathew 
>_< Bwing OwO up his powers; uWu but ^.^ he >_> did wong in vain. 
OwO Who then pewsuaded you ^-^ to stay at :3 home? 
Thewe ;;w;; wewe two honours lost, x3 youws ÚwÚ and >_> youw son's. 
>_< Fow xDD youws, OwO the :3 God >_> of >w< heaven ^.^ bwighten ^.^ it! 
>_< Fow his, ^.^ it ÚwÚ stuck x3 upon him as OwO the >_< sun 
UwU In OwO the :3 gwey ;;w;; vauwt >_> of ^-^ heaven; ÚwÚ and uWu by his ^.^ wight 
OwO Did >w< aww OwO the :3 chivawwy >_> of ^.^ Engwand move 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ do bwave >_> acts. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was >_< indeed OwO the :3 gwass 
OwO Whewein OwO the x3 nyobwe xDD youth >_> did dwess :3 themsewves. 
ÚwÚ He xDD had nyo >w< wegs UwU that practis'd ^.^ nyot his >_> gait; 
And ;;w;; speaking ;;w;; thick, ;;w;; which ^-^ nyatuwe :3 made his >_< bwemish, 
x3 Became OwO the uWu accents >_> of OwO the :3 vawiant; 
>_< Fow x3 those ^-^ who :33 couwd speak low ÚwÚ and >w< tawdiwy 
Wouwd xDD tuwn theiw >_> own :3 pewfection ^-^ to ^w^ abuse 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ seem >_< wike UwU him: OwO so UwU that in speech, in ^-^ gait, 
UwU In ;;w;; diet, in ÚwÚ affections >_> of >w< dewight, 
UwU In miwitawy wuwes, uWu humouws >_> of blood, 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was OwO the mark ÚwÚ and glass, >w< copy ÚwÚ and book, 
:33 That fashion'd ^.^ othews. And x3 him- :3 O :3 wondwous :3 him! 
:3 O >_< miwacwe >_> of men!- him >_> did you OwO weave- 
^w^ Second ^-^ to x3 nyonye, xDD unseconded uWu by :3 you- 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wook x3 upon OwO the hideous god >_> of OwO waw 
UwU In UwU disadvantage, ^-^ to >_> abide :3 a field 
:3 Whewe nyothing uWu but OwO the :33 sound >_> of Hotspur's name 
OwO Did ÚwÚ seem :3 defensibwe. ^w^ So you weft >_> him. 
OwO Nyevew, :3 O OwO nyevew, ^-^ do his ghost OwO the :33 wwong 
ÚwÚ To howd >_> youw uWu honyouw ^-^ mowe OwO pwecise ÚwÚ and nice 
x3 With ÚwÚ othews than with :3 him! >_> Wet them awonye. 
The Mawshaw ÚwÚ and OwO the Awchbishop awe stwong. 
Had my ^w^ sweet Hawwy xDD had uWu but half theiw numbers, 
uWu To-day UwU might OwO I, :33 hanging uWu on Hotspur's neck, 
>_< Have >w< tawk'd >_> of ÚwÚ Monmouth's ^-^ gwave. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU Beshwew >_> youw xDD heawt, 
^-^ Faiw >_> daughtew, you ^-^ do dwaw my uWu spiwits ^-^ fwom me 
x3 With OwO nyew >_> wamenting ÚwÚ ancient ;;w;; uvwsights. 
But I >w< must >w< go ÚwÚ and ^.^ meet with danger there, 
Ow ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< seek me in another place, 
And find me >_< wowse >_< pwovided. 
LADY :33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. :33 O, UwU fwy ^-^ to xDD Scotwand 
;;w;; Tiww UwU that OwO the nobles ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU awmed x3 commons 
>_< Have >_> of theiw ^-^ puissance :3 made :3 a wittwe >_< taste. 
LADY >_> PEWCY. >w< If uWu they >_< get gwound ÚwÚ and :3 vantage >_> of OwO the ;;w;; King, 
;;w;; Then >_> join you with ;;w;; them, >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ wib >_> of steel, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO stwength ^w^ stwongew; ;;w;; but, uWu fow >w< aww ^-^ ouw >_> wuvs, 
>w< Fiwst let them twy :3 themsewves. ^w^ So >_> did >_> youw :3 son; 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was OwO so :3 suff'wed; OwO so came I :3 a >w< widow; 
And never uWu shaww ^.^ have wength >_> of life enough 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wain x3 upon wemembwance with >_< minye >_> eyes, 
:33 That ^.^ it ^-^ may gwow ÚwÚ and ;;w;; spwout as UwU high as UwU heaven, 
>_< Fow >_> wecowdation ^-^ to my x3 nyobwe >_> husband. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^w^ Come, xDD come, >w< go in with >_> me. ^.^ 'Tis with my :33 mind 
UwU As with OwO the >_< tide >_< sweww'd OwO up x3 unto his >_> height, 
:33 That makes :3 a ;;w;; stiww-stand, x3 wunnying neither way. 
;;w;; Fain would I >w< go ^-^ to ^.^ meet OwO the Archbishop, 
But many ^w^ thousand reasons howd me ^-^ back. 
I uWu wiww :3 wesowve uWu fow uWu Scotwand. Thewe x3 am OwO I, 
;;w;; Tiww UwU time ÚwÚ and :3 vantage crave my :33 company. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
Wondon. The Boaw's Head Tavern in >_> Eastcheap 

x3 Entew FRANCIS ÚwÚ and another uWu DWAWEW 

FWANCIS. What OwO the ^w^ deviw x3 hast :3 thou ^w^ bwought ^-^ thewe-appwe-johns? Thou 
OwO knyowest Sir uWu John cannyot >_> enduwe OwO an apple-john. 
x3 SECOND >w< DWAWEW. :33 Mass, :3 thou xDD say'st true. The Prince UwU once xDD set :3 a dish 
>_> of ^-^ appwe-johns before ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and told him there ;;w;; wewe five ^-^ mowe Sir 
xDD Johns; :3 and, OwO putting x3 off his hat, ^w^ said OwO 'I uWu wiww :3 nyow UwU take my xDD weave 
>_> of ^.^ these OwO six >_> dwy, :33 wound, >_> owd, withered knights.' ^w^ It ang'red him 
^-^ to OwO the >_> heawt; uWu but ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ;;w;; fowgot ;;w;; that. 
FWANCIS. ÚwÚ Why, then, cuvw ÚwÚ and xDD set them ;;w;; down; ÚwÚ and UwU see ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ canst 
find >_< out Snyeak's noise; ^w^ Mistwess >_< Teawsheet would fain hear >w< some 
UwU music. 

x3 Entew third uWu DWAWEW 

uWu THIWD >w< DWAWEW. ;;w;; Dispatch! The :3 woom xDD whewe uWu they >_< supp'd :3 is xDD too hot; 
they'll come in ÚwÚ stwaight. 
FWANCIS. Sirrah, here uWu wiww >w< be OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and ^-^ Mastew Poins anyon; ÚwÚ and 
uWu they uWu wiww >w< put uWu on two >_> of ^-^ ouw jerkins ÚwÚ and aprons; ÚwÚ and Sir uWu John >w< must 
^.^ nyot xDD knyow >_> of it. Bawdowph ;;w;; hath ^w^ bwought :33 wowd. 
uWu THIWD >w< DWAWEW. By OwO the ;;w;; mass, here uWu wiww >w< be ^.^ owd :33 uds; ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< be OwO an 
excellent stratagem. 
x3 SECOND >w< DWAWEW. I'll UwU see ^-^ if I can find >_< out :33 Snyeak. 
>_< Exeunt uWu second ÚwÚ and third UwU DWAWEWS 

x3 Entew ^-^ HOSTESS ÚwÚ and :3 DOWW x3 TEAWSHEET 

HOSTESS. uWu I' :33 faith, sweetheart, >w< methinks :3 nyow you awe in OwO an excellent 
good temperality. Your ^.^ puwsidge x3 beats as extwaowdinyawiwy as OwO heawt 
would desire; ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_< cowouw, I ;;w;; wawwant you, :3 is as wed as ^-^ any 
:3 wose, in good truth, la! But, >w< i' :33 faith, you ^.^ have dwunk xDD too >w< much 
:33 canyawies; ÚwÚ and that's :3 a ^-^ mawvewwous searching winye, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it ^.^ pewfumes 
OwO the UwU bwood ewe ^-^ onye can uWu say OwO 'What's xDD this?' OwO How ^-^ do you ^w^ nyow? 
xDD DOWW. >_< Bettew than I :33 was- >_> hem. 
HOSTESS. ÚwÚ Why, that's ;;w;; weww said; :3 a good ^w^ heawt's wowth >w< gowd. 
:33 Wo, here comes Sir John. 

x3 Entew ^-^ FAWSTAFF 

OwO FAWSTAFF. >w< [Singing] >w< 'When Arthur ^.^ fiwst in ^-^ couwt'- ^w^ Empty OwO the 
jordan. xDD [Exit OwO FWANCIS]- >w< [Singing] ;;w;; 'And ÚwÚ was :3 a >w< wowthy >w< king'- OwO How 
nyow, ^w^ Mistwess Doll! 
HOSTESS. :3 Sick >_> of :3 a calm; ^-^ yea, good ;;w;; faith. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ So :3 is >w< aww xDD hew ;;w;; sect; ÚwÚ and uWu they >w< be UwU once in :3 a ^-^ cawm, uWu they awe 
sick. 
xDD DOWW. OwO A UwU pox x3 damn you, you >w< muddy wascaw! ^-^ Is UwU that >w< aww OwO the comfort you 
^w^ give x3 me? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. You ^-^ make UwU fat rascals, ^w^ Mistwess Doll. 
xDD DOWW. I ^-^ make them! Gluttony ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ diseases ^-^ make them: I ^-^ make them 
not. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. >w< If OwO the cook ^w^ hewp ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the gwuttony, you ^w^ hewp ^-^ to ^-^ make 
OwO the ÚwÚ diseases, Doll. We catch >_> of you, Doww, ^-^ we catch >_> of OwO you; gwant 
UwU that, my UwU poow uWu viwtue, gwant ;;w;; that. 
xDD DOWW. xDD Yea, joy, ^-^ ouw xDD chains ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw jewews. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. 'Your brooches, OwO peawws, ÚwÚ and ouches.' >_< Fow ^-^ to sewve bravely 
:3 is ^-^ to come >_> hawting off; you >w< knyow, ^-^ to come x3 off OwO the :33 bweach with his 
>_< pike bent bwavewy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to suwgewy bwavewy; ^-^ to venture x3 upon OwO the 
OwO chawg'd ;;w;; chambews ^-^ bwavewy- 
xDD DOWW. >w< Hang OwO youwsewf, you >w< muddy uWu congew, >_> hang youwsewf! 
HOSTESS. By my ^w^ twoth, :3 this :3 is OwO the ^.^ owd >_< fashion; you two never ^.^ meet 
uWu but you ^-^ faww ^-^ to >w< some >_< discowd. You awe ^.^ both, >w< i' good truth, as 
:3 wheumatic as two OwO dwy toasts; you cannyot ^-^ onye bear with x3 anyothew's 
confirmities. What OwO the >w< good-yeaw! ^-^ onye >w< must ^-^ beaw, ÚwÚ and UwU that >w< must >w< be 
you. You awe OwO the x3 weakew :33 vessew, as as uWu they ÚwÚ say, OwO the emptier 
uWu vessew. 
xDD DOWW. ^w^ Can :3 a uWu weak uWu empty vessel bear such :3 a huge :33 fuww ÚwÚ hogs-head? 
There's :3 a xDD whowe UwU mewchant's venture >_> of Bourdeaux stuff in him; you 
^.^ have ^.^ nyot uWu seen :3 a hulk better ^w^ stuff'd in OwO the howd. ^w^ Come, I'll >w< be 
fwiends with ^.^ thee, uWu Jack. Thou art ^-^ going ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ waws; ÚwÚ and whethew 
I uWu shaww >w< evew UwU see ÚwÚ thee UwU again ^w^ ow no, there :3 is nyobody :3 cawes. 

;;w;; We-entew FRANCIS 

FWANCIS. >_> Siw, Ancient ^w^ Pistow's x3 bewow ÚwÚ and would speak with you. 
xDD DOWW. >w< Hang ^w^ him, swaggewing wascaw! >_> Wet him ^.^ nyot come uWu hithew; ^.^ it :3 is 
OwO the fouw-mouth'dst wogue in Engwand. 
HOSTESS. >w< If ^.^ he swaggew, let him ^.^ nyot come here. No, uWu by my faith! I 
>w< must live UwU among my ^-^ nyeighbouws; I'll nyo uWu swaggewews. I x3 am in good 
name ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fame with OwO the vewy >_> best. OwO Shut OwO the ^w^ doow. Thewe comes nyo 
swaggerers xDD hewe; I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot uWu wiv'd >w< aww :3 this >_< whiwe ^-^ to ^.^ have 
swaggewing OwO nyow. OwO Shut OwO the doow, I pray you. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Dost :3 thou OwO heaw, ;;w;; hostess? 
HOSTESS. ;;w;; Pway >_< ye, pacify OwO youwsewf, Sir x3 John; there comes nyo 
swaggerers here. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Dost :3 thou uWu heaw? ^w^ It :3 is >_< minye >_< ancient. 
HOSTESS. Tilly-fally, Sir :33 John, :33 nye'ew tell me; ÚwÚ and >_> youw ÚwÚ ancient 
swagg'rer comes ^.^ nyot in my doows. I ÚwÚ was before ^-^ Mastew >w< Tisick, OwO the 
debuty, x3 t' uWu othew ÚwÚ day; :3 and, as ^.^ he ^w^ said ^-^ to :3 me- 'twas nyo ÚwÚ wongew >_< ago 
than Wednyesday ^w^ wast, >w< i' good ÚwÚ faith!- 'Nyeighbouw Quickly,' :33 says 
he- ^-^ Mastew ^-^ Dumbe, ^-^ ouw minister, ÚwÚ was uWu by x3 then- 'Nyeighbouw Quickly,' 
:33 says ^.^ he 'receive x3 those UwU that awe civiw, >_> fow' ^w^ said ^.^ he >_< 'you awe in 
OwO an i-iww ^-^ nyame.' Nyow UwU 'a ^w^ said so, I can tell uWu wheweupon. OwO 'Fow' :33 says ^.^ he 
>_< 'you awe OwO an >w< honyest ^-^ woman ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww ^w^ thought OwO on, OwO thewefowe UwU take ^w^ heed 
what :33 guests you weceive. Receive' :33 says ^.^ he >w< 'nyo swaggewing 
ÚwÚ companyions.' Thewe comes UwU nyonye here. You would bless you ^-^ to hear 
what ^.^ he ^w^ said. No, I'll nyo swagg'rers. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. >w< He's nyo ÚwÚ swagg'wew, ^-^ hostess; :3 a ^w^ tame >_< cheatew, >w< i' ^w^ faith; you 
^-^ may OwO stwoke him as gently as :3 a :3 puppy :33 gweyhound. He'll ^.^ nyot >_< swaggew 
with :3 a xDD Bawbawy ÚwÚ hen, ^-^ if xDD hew ÚwÚ feathews xDD tuwn xDD back in ^-^ any show >_> of 
^w^ wesistance. ^-^ Caww him uWu up, ;;w;; dwawew. 
Exit FRANCIS 
HOSTESS. UwU Cheatew, caww you OwO him? I uWu wiww bar nyo >w< honyest man my OwO house, 
:3 nyow nyo cheatew; uWu but I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot love >w< swaggewing, uWu by my twoth. I x3 am 
OwO the >_< wowse when ^-^ onye :33 says >_< 'swaggew.' Feew, masters, how I shake; 
ÚwÚ wook you, I ;;w;; wawwant you. 
xDD DOWW. ^w^ So you uWu do, h-hostess. 
HOSTESS. Do x3 I? xDD Yea, in vewy truth, ^-^ do OwO I, OwO an 'twere OwO an >w< aspen leaf. I 
cannyot >_> abide swagg'rers. 

x3 Entew :33 PISTOW, ^w^ BAWDOWPH, ÚwÚ and :3 PAGE 

ÚwÚ PISTOW. :3 God :33 save you, Sir UwU John! 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Wewcome, Ancient ^w^ Pistow. Here, :33 Pistow, I chawge you with 
:3 a ^w^ cup >_> of :33 sack; ^-^ do you >w< dischawge x3 upon >_< minye h-hostess. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. I uWu wiww >w< dischawge x3 upon UwU hew, Sir :33 John, with two bullets. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. She :3 is ;;w;; pistow-pwoof, siw; you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot hardly offend 
:3 hew. 
HOSTESS. ^w^ Come, I'll dwink nyo pwoofs :3 nyow nyo bullets. I'll dwink nyo 
^-^ mowe than uWu wiww ^-^ do me uWu good, uWu fow nyo ÚwÚ man's pweasuwe, :3 I. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. ;;w;; Then ^-^ to you, ^w^ Mistwess ;;w;; Dowothy; I uWu wiww chawge you. 
xDD DOWW. :33 Chawge UwU me! I :33 scown you, scurvy companion. >_< What! you xDD poow, 
base, rascally, OwO cheating, lack-linen xDD mate! Away, you ^w^ mouwdy 
wogue, >w< away! I x3 am meat uWu fow >_> youw mastew. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. I xDD knyow you, ^w^ Mistwess Dorothy. 
xDD DOWW. Away, you ^-^ cut-puwse wascaw! you fiwthy bung, >w< away! By :3 this 
winye, I'll OwO thwust my :33 knyife in >_> youw ^w^ mouwdy :33 chaps, OwO an you xDD pway OwO the 
;;w;; saucy ;;w;; cuttwe with >_> me. Away, you :3 bottwe-awe wascaw! you 
basket-hilt ^-^ stawe juggler, xDD you! x3 Since xDD when, I pray you, sir? 
God's >_< wight, with two OwO points uWu on >_> youw shoulder? Much! 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. :3 God let me ^.^ nyot live uWu but I uWu wiww murder >_> youw uWu wuff uWu fow ÚwÚ this. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 Nyo :3 mowe, Pistow; I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have you >w< go x3 off here. 
:3 Dischawge yourself >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ company, ^w^ Pistow. 
HOSTESS. No, good x3 Captain Pistow; ^.^ nyot ;;w;; hewe, ^w^ sweet captain. 
xDD DOWW. Captain! Thou abominable :33 damn'd >_< cheatew, art :3 thou ^.^ nyot OwO ashamed 
^-^ to >w< be called ^-^ captain? An ^.^ captains ;;w;; wewe >_> of my UwU mind, uWu they would 
;;w;; twuncheon you out, uWu fow ^-^ taking theiw >_< nyames x3 upon you before you 
^.^ have :33 eawn'd ^.^ them. You :3 a OwO captain! you slave, uWu fow ;;w;; what? >_< Fow >w< teawing 
:3 a UwU poow ^.^ whowe's uWu wuff in :3 a x3 bawdy-house? ÚwÚ He :3 a OwO captain! >_> hang ^w^ him, 
wogue! ÚwÚ He ;;w;; wives x3 upon ^w^ mouwdy >_< stew'd prunes ÚwÚ and dried ^w^ cakes. OwO A 
OwO captain! God's >_< wight, ^.^ these >_< viwwains uWu wiww ^-^ make OwO the >_> wowd as ^-^ odious 
as OwO the >_> wowd xDD 'occupy'; ;;w;; which ÚwÚ was OwO an excellent good >_> wowd before ^.^ it 
ÚwÚ was i-iww :33 sowted. OwO Thewefowe ^.^ captains xDD had :3 nyeed ÚwÚ wook to't. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. ;;w;; Pway ÚwÚ thee >w< go down, good >_< ancient. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU Hawk ÚwÚ thee hithew, ^w^ Mistwess Doll. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. :3 Nyot >_> I! I tell ÚwÚ thee what, Cowpowaw Bardolph, I :33 couwd >w< teaw 
UwU hew; I'll >w< be reveng'd >_> of :3 hew. 
UwU PAGE. ;;w;; Pway ÚwÚ thee >w< go down. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. I'll UwU see xDD hew :33 damn'd xDD fiwst; ^-^ to :3 Pwuto's :33 damn'd >w< wake, uWu by :3 this 
;;w;; hand, ^-^ to th' infernal ^-^ deep, with Erebus ÚwÚ and ;;w;; towtuwes :3 viwe :33 awso. 
Hold xDD hook ÚwÚ and winye, uWu say :3 I. ^-^ Down, down, OwO dogs! down, OwO faitows! >_< Have 
^-^ we ^.^ nyot Hiren hewe? 
HOSTESS. Good x3 Captain Peesew, >w< be UwU quiet; 'tis vewy :3 wate, >w< i' ^w^ faith; I 
>_> beseek you nyow, aggravate >_> youw choler. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^.^ These >w< be good humours, uWu indeed! :33 Shaww packhowses, 
And >w< howwow pamper'd UwU jades >_> of uWu Asia, 
^w^ Which cannyot >w< go uWu but OwO thiwty UwU miwe :3 a day, 
>_< Compawe with Caesaws, ÚwÚ and with UwU Cannyibaws, 
And Twoiant Gweeks? ;;w;; Nyay, wathew x3 damn them with 
UwU King xDD Cewbewus; ÚwÚ and let OwO the welkin xDD woaw. 
:33 Shaww ^-^ we ^-^ faww ;;w;; fouw uWu fow toys? 
HOSTESS. By my ^w^ twoth, x3 Captain, ^.^ these awe vewy :33 bittew wowds. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. Be gone, good :3 ancient; :3 this uWu wiww gwow ^-^ to :3 a bwaww x3 anyon. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^.^ Die x3 men >_< wike OwO dogs! >w< Give >w< cwowns >_< wike pins! >_< Have ^-^ we ^.^ nyot Hiren 
hewe? 
HOSTESS. >w< O' my ;;w;; wowd, x3 Captain, :33 thewe's UwU nyonye such here. What OwO the 
>w< good-yeaw! ^-^ do you ÚwÚ think I would deny uWu hew? >_< Fow God's UwU sake, >w< be 
quiet. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. ;;w;; Then :33 feed ÚwÚ and >w< be fat, my fair OwO Cawipowis. 
^w^ Come, xDD give's >w< some x3 sack. 
UwU 'Si >_> fowtunye me tormente uWu spewato me contento.' 
OwO Feaw ^-^ we >w< bwoadsides? No, let OwO the x3 fiend ^w^ give >w< fiwe. 
>w< Give me >w< some :33 sack; :3 and, sweetheart, lie :3 thou ^.^ thewe. 
uWu [Waying ;;w;; down his ^w^ swowd] 
Come ^-^ we ^-^ to :33 fuww OwO points ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and awe :3 etcetewas nyothings? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. :33 Pistow, I would >w< be quiet. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^.^ Sweet :3 knyight, I ÚwÚ kiss >w< thy x3 nyeaf. >_< What! ^-^ we ^.^ have uWu seen OwO the :3 seven 
stars. 
xDD DOWW. >_< Fow God's :33 sake OwO thwust him ;;w;; down ^-^ staiws; I cannyot >_> enduwe such :3 a 
UwU fustian wascaw. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. UwU Thwust him ;;w;; down :33 staiws! xDD Knyow ^-^ we ^.^ nyot Galloway nags? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. xDD Quoit him down, Bardolph, >_< wike :3 a OwO shuv-gwoat ÚwÚ shiwwing. 
;;w;; Nyay, OwO an UwU 'a ^-^ do nyothing uWu but speak nothing, UwU 'a uWu shaww >w< be nyothing 
here. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. ^w^ Come, >_< get you ;;w;; down UwU staiws. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. >_< What! uWu shaww ^-^ we ^.^ have ^.^ incision? :33 Shaww ^-^ we imbrue? 
^-^ [Snyatching OwO up his ^w^ swowd] 
;;w;; Then death ^-^ wock me asweep, abwidge my doleful x3 days! 
ÚwÚ Why, then, let gwievous, ghastwy, >_> gaping wounds 
Untwinye OwO the Sisters Thwee! ^w^ Come, ;;w;; Atwopos, I :33 say! 
HOSTESS. Here's ÚwÚ goodwy stuff ^-^ towawd! 
OwO FAWSTAFF. >w< Give me my rapier, ÚwÚ boy. 
xDD DOWW. I pray ^.^ thee, >w< Jack, I pray ^.^ thee, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< dwaw. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU Get you ;;w;; down UwU staiws. 
ÚwÚ [Dwawing ÚwÚ and OwO dwiving PISTOW :33 out] 
HOSTESS. Here's :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy :33 tumuwt! I'll forswear UwU keeping house afore 
I'll >w< be in ^.^ these uWu tiwwits ÚwÚ and UwU fwights. :3 So; muwdew, I ;;w;; wawwant OwO nyow. 
^.^ Awas, awas! >w< put OwO up >_> youw ^.^ nyaked x3 weapons, >w< put OwO up >_> youw ^.^ nyaked weapons. 
>_< Exeunt PISTOW ÚwÚ and BAWDOWPH 
xDD DOWW. I pray ^.^ thee, >w< Jack, >w< be UwU quiet; OwO the rascal's gone. xDD Ah, you 
whoreson wittwe ÚwÚ vawiant viwwain, xDD you! 
HOSTESS. uWu Awe you ^.^ nyot hurt >w< i' th' :3 gwoin? uWu Methought UwU 'a :3 made :3 a >_< shwewd 
OwO thwust at >_> youw >_> bewwy. 

;;w;; We-entew BAWDOWPH 

OwO FAWSTAFF. >_< Have you tuwn'd him >_< out :3 a ^w^ doows? 
:33 BAWDOWPH. xDD Yea, sir. The rascal's dwunk. You ^.^ have hurt ^w^ him, ;;w;; siw, >w< i' 
th' shouwdew. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. OwO A wascaw! ^-^ to bwave UwU me! 
xDD DOWW. xDD Ah, you ^w^ sweet wittwe wogue, xDD you! ^.^ Awas, UwU poow ape, how :3 thou 
;;w;; sweat'st! ^w^ Come, let me wipe >w< thy face. Come OwO on, you whoreson 
chops. xDD Ah, wogue! >w< i' :33 faith, I love thee. Thou art as valorous as 
>_< Hectow >_> of Twoy, wowth five >_> of ^-^ Agamemnyon, ÚwÚ and >w< ten xDD times better 
than OwO the UwU Nyinye Wowthies. xDD Ah, viwwain! 
OwO FAWSTAFF. OwO A UwU wascawwy slave! I uWu wiww uWu toss OwO the wogue in :3 a bwanket. 
xDD DOWW. uWu Do, OwO an :3 thou :33 daw'st uWu fow >w< thy ÚwÚ heawt. An :3 thou dost, I'll canvass 
ÚwÚ thee :3 between :3 a paiw >_> of UwU sheets. 

x3 Entew xDD musicians 

UwU PAGE. The music :3 is xDD come, sir. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> Wet them play. Play, sirs. >_> Sit uWu on my xDD knyee, >_< Don. OwO A >w< wascaw 
^.^ bwagging slave! The wogue xDD fwed ^-^ fwom me >_< wike quick-siwvew. 
xDD DOWW. uWu I' :33 faith, ÚwÚ and :3 thou fowwow'dst him >_< wike :3 a ^-^ chuwch. Thou 
whoreson wittwe UwU tidy Bawthowomew boar-pig, when xDD wiwt :3 thou xDD weave 
ÚwÚ fighting :3 a >_< days ÚwÚ and >w< foinying :3 a OwO nyights, ÚwÚ and begin ^-^ to patch OwO up UwU thinye 
^.^ owd ÚwÚ body uWu fow >w< heaven? 

OwO Entew, ^.^ behind, PRINCE :33 HENWY ÚwÚ and POINS uWu disguised as ÚwÚ dwawews 

OwO FAWSTAFF. Peace, good Doll! Do ^.^ nyot speak >_< wike :3 a ^w^ death's-head; ^-^ do 
^.^ nyot ;;w;; bid me wemembew >_< minye OwO end. 
xDD DOWW. Sirrah, what humour's OwO the Prince x3 of? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. OwO A good shawwow x3 young fewwow. 'A would ^.^ have :3 made :3 a good 
;;w;; pantwew; UwU 'a would UwU ha' chipp'd xDD bwead :33 weww. 
xDD DOWW. ^.^ They uWu say Poins >_> has :3 a good wit. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ He :3 a good :3 wit! >_> hang ^w^ him, baboon! His UwU wit's as OwO thick as 
>w< Tewksbuwy >_> mustawd; :33 thewe's nyo ^-^ mowe uWu conceit in him than :3 is in :3 a 
mallet. 
xDD DOWW. UwU Why OwO does OwO the Prince love him so, ^.^ then? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. xDD Because theiw >w< wegs awe uWu both >_> of :3 a ^w^ bignyess, ÚwÚ and UwU 'a uWu pways at 
:33 quoits well, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; eats xDD congew ÚwÚ and ^-^ fennyew, ÚwÚ and dwinks x3 off xDD candwes' 
ends uWu fow fwap-dwagons, ÚwÚ and >_< wides OwO the wiwd mawe with OwO the uWu boys, ÚwÚ and 
:33 jumps x3 upon uWu join'd-stoows, ÚwÚ and >_< sweaws with :3 a good >w< gwace, ÚwÚ and weaws 
his :33 boots vewy smooth, >_< wike x3 unto OwO the >w< sign >_> of OwO the Leg, ÚwÚ and >_> bweeds 
nyo ÚwÚ bate with x3 tewwing >_> of >w< discweet ÚwÚ stowies; ÚwÚ and such uWu othew :33 gambow 
^-^ facuwties UwU 'a :33 has, UwU that show :3 a uWu weak :33 mind ÚwÚ and OwO an able body, uWu fow OwO the 
;;w;; which OwO the Prince xDD admits >_> him. >_< Fow OwO the Prince ^-^ himsewf :3 is such 
>w< anyothew; OwO the OwO weight >_> of :3 a >_< haiw uWu wiww xDD tuwn OwO the ^w^ scawes :3 between theiw 
^-^ avoiwdupois. 
:33 PWINCE. Wouwd ^.^ nyot :3 this :3 nyave >_> of :3 a ^w^ wheew ^.^ have his ears ÚwÚ cut off? 
POINS. Let's beat him before his whowe. 
:33 PWINCE. Wook whe'er OwO the ^.^ withew'd ÚwÚ ewdew ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot his poww uWu cwaw'd 
>_< wike :3 a parrot. 
POINS. ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ stwange UwU that desiwe shouwd OwO so many years ;;w;; outwive 
performance? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. xDD Kiss uWu me, Doll. 
:33 PWINCE. ÚwÚ Satuwn ÚwÚ and uWu Venyus :3 this yeaw in conjunction! What :33 says th' 
:3 awmanyac ^-^ to ÚwÚ that? 
POINS. And ÚwÚ wook whethew OwO the :33 fiewy ÚwÚ Twigon, his man, >w< be ^.^ nyot :3 wisping 
^-^ to his >_< mastew's ^.^ owd ÚwÚ tabwes, his note-book, his counsew-keepew. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Thou OwO dost ^w^ give me :3 fwattewing ^w^ busses. 
xDD DOWW. By my ^w^ twoth, I ÚwÚ kiss ÚwÚ thee with :3 a UwU most ;;w;; constant ÚwÚ heawt. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. I x3 am >_> owd, I x3 am ^.^ owd. 
xDD DOWW. I love ÚwÚ thee better than I love e'ew :3 a scurvy x3 young :3 boy >_> of 
them all. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. What stuff xDD wiwt ^.^ have :3 a kirtle x3 of? I uWu shaww weceive money :3 a 
Thursday. Shalt ^.^ have :3 a ÚwÚ cap >w< to-mowwow. OwO A >_> mewwy song, come. 'A 
grows >_< wate; ^w^ we'ww ^-^ to bed. >w< Thou't ^-^ fowget me when I x3 am gone. 
xDD DOWW. By my ^w^ twoth, ^w^ thou't xDD set me UwU a-weeping, OwO an :3 thou xDD say'st ÚwÚ so. 
uWu Pwuv UwU that >w< evew I dwess ^-^ mysewf xDD handsome ÚwÚ tiww >w< thy ^w^ wetuwn. Weww, 
xDD heawken a' th' OwO end. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. uWu Some :3 sack, uWu Fwancis. 
PRINCE :3 & POINS. ^-^ Anyon, ÚwÚ anyon, sir. [Advancing] 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Ha! :3 a xDD bastawd :3 son >_> of OwO the King's? And art :3 thou ^.^ nyot Poins 
his xDD bwothew? 
:33 PWINCE. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou UwU gwobe >_> of sinful :3 continyents, what :3 a life OwO dost :3 thou 
uWu wead! 
OwO FAWSTAFF. OwO A better than >w< thou. I x3 am :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman: :3 thou art :3 a ;;w;; dwawew. 
:33 PWINCE. Very true, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and I come ^-^ to dwaw you >_< out uWu by OwO the x3 eaws. 
HOSTESS. :33 O, OwO the Wowd OwO pwesewve >w< thy Grace! By my ^w^ twoth, ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to 
Wondon. Nyow OwO the Wowd bless UwU that ^w^ sweet ;;w;; face >_> of >w< thinye. :3 O >w< Jesu, awe 
you come ^-^ fwom Wales? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Thou whoreson mad compound >_> of ^-^ majesty, uWu by :3 this ^.^ wight 
^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and corrupt blood, :3 thou art welcome. 
[Leaning his >_< band x3 upon >w< DOWW] 
xDD DOWW. ^-^ How, you UwU fat foow! I :33 scown you. 
POINS. UwU My lord, ^.^ he uWu wiww ÚwÚ dwive you >_< out >_> of >_> youw wevenge ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn >w< aww 
^-^ to :3 a ^-^ mewwiment, ^-^ if you UwU take ^.^ nyot OwO the heat. 
:33 PWINCE. uWu YOU whoreson candwe-minye, you, how vilely >_> did you speak >_> of 
me x3 even :3 nyow before :3 this ^w^ honyest, viwtuous, civil :3 gentwewoman! 
HOSTESS. God's xDD bwessing >_> of >_> youw good >_< heawt! ÚwÚ and OwO so ^.^ she ;;w;; is, uWu by my 
twoth. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. >w< Didst :3 thou hear x3 me? 
:33 PWINCE. :3 Yea; ÚwÚ and you knew uWu me, as you >_> did when you ÚwÚ wan away uWu by 
Gadshill. You knew I ÚwÚ was at >_> youw ^w^ back, ÚwÚ and xDD spoke ^.^ it uWu on OwO puwpose ^-^ to 
twy my uWu patience. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. No, no, no; ^.^ nyot >w< so; I >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think :3 thou >_< wast within 
ÚwÚ heawing. 
:33 PWINCE. I uWu shaww ÚwÚ dwive you then ^-^ to x3 confess OwO the wilful :3 abuse, ÚwÚ and 
then I xDD knyow how ^-^ to handle you. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 Nyo :3 abuse, uWu Haw, o' >_< minye >_> honyouw; nyo UwU abuse. 
:33 PWINCE. >_> Nyot- ^-^ to dispwaise uWu me, ÚwÚ and caww me ^.^ pandew, ÚwÚ and 
bread-chipper, ÚwÚ and I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot x3 what! 
OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 Nyo :3 abuse, Hal. 
POINS. :3 Nyo :3 abuse! 
OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 Nyo :3 abuse, ^-^ Nyed, >w< i' th' ;;w;; wowwd; >w< honyest ^-^ Nyed, none. I 
>w< dispwais'd him before OwO the :33 wicked- UwU that OwO the ;;w;; wicked UwU might ^.^ nyot ^-^ faww 
in love with thee; in ;;w;; which ÚwÚ doing, I ^.^ have x3 donye OwO the part >_> of :3 a 
ÚwÚ cawefuw fwiend ÚwÚ and :3 a OwO twue ;;w;; subject; ÚwÚ and >w< thy fathew :3 is ^-^ to ^w^ give me 
^w^ thanks uWu fow it. :3 Nyo :3 abuse, Hal; x3 nyonye, ^-^ Nyed, ^.^ nyonye; no, :33 faith, uWu boys, 
none. 
:33 PWINCE. ^w^ See nyow, whethew ÚwÚ puwe ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and uWu entiwe ^w^ cowawdice doth ^.^ nyot 
^-^ make ÚwÚ thee :33 wwong :3 this ÚwÚ viwtuous ;;w;; gentwewoman ^-^ to :33 cwose with >_> us? ^-^ Is 
^.^ she >_> of OwO the UwU wicked? ^-^ Is UwU thinye ^w^ hostess here >_> of OwO the UwU wicked? Ow :3 is >w< thy 
:3 boy >_> of OwO the UwU wicked? Ow >w< honyest Bardolph, uWu whose x3 zeaw burns in his 
nyose, >_> of OwO the UwU wicked? 
POINS. xDD Answew, :3 thou UwU dead ÚwÚ ewm, >w< answew. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. The x3 fiend ;;w;; hath pwick'd ;;w;; down Bawdowph :33 iwwecuvwabwe; ÚwÚ and 
his ;;w;; face :3 is :3 Wucifew's privy-kitchen, xDD whewe ^.^ he doth nyothing uWu but 
woast >_< mawt-wowms. >_< Fow OwO the xDD boy- there :3 is :3 a good :3 angew about him; 
uWu but OwO the ^w^ deviw outbids him ^w^ too. 
:33 PWINCE. >_< Fow OwO the :33 women? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. >_< Fow ^-^ onye >_> of ^w^ them- she's in heww uWu awweady, ÚwÚ and burns UwU poow 
UwU souws. >_< Fow th' ÚwÚ othew- I owe xDD hew money; ÚwÚ and whethew ^.^ she >w< be :33 damn'd 
uWu fow UwU that, I xDD knyow not. 
HOSTESS. No, I ;;w;; wawwant you. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. No, I ÚwÚ think :3 thou art not; I ÚwÚ think :3 thou art ;;w;; quit uWu fow ;;w;; that. 
x3 Mawwy, there :3 is another ^w^ indictment x3 upon ÚwÚ thee uWu fow suffewing ^.^ fwesh 
^-^ to >w< be eaten in >w< thy OwO house, contrary ^-^ to OwO the waw; uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; which I 
ÚwÚ think :3 thou xDD wiwt >_< howw. 
HOSTESS. ^-^ Aww uWu vict'wews ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. What's :3 a >_< joint >_> of ^w^ mutton ^w^ ow two in :3 a 
xDD whowe Lent? 
:33 PWINCE. :3 You, gentwewoman- 
xDD DOWW. What :33 says >_> youw :33 Gwace? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. His OwO Gwace :33 says UwU that ;;w;; which his ^.^ fwesh rebels >_> against. 
uWu [Knyocking ^w^ within] 
HOSTESS. OwO Who :3 knyocks OwO so loud at xDD doow? Wook ^-^ to th' xDD doow there, 
uWu Fwancis. 

x3 Entew xDD PETO 

:33 PWINCE. >_> Peto, how nyow! What x3 nyews? 
PETO. The UwU King >_> youw fathew :3 is at UwU Westminstew; 
And there awe twenty uWu weak ÚwÚ and wearied ;;w;; posts 
Come ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< nyowth; ÚwÚ and as I came ÚwÚ awong 
I met ÚwÚ and ^.^ uvwtook :3 a ;;w;; dozen OwO captains, 
Bare-headed, sweating, OwO knyocking at OwO the ^-^ tavewns, 
And ^.^ asking every ^-^ onye uWu fow Sir uWu John :33 Fawstaff. 
:33 PWINCE. By UwU heaven, xDD Poins, I ;;w;; feew me >w< much ^-^ to blame 
^w^ So OwO idwy ^-^ to ^.^ pwofanye OwO the pwecious UwU time, 
When ^w^ tempest >_> of >_< commotion, >_< wike OwO the uWu south, 
ÚwÚ Bownye with bwack vapouw, doth begin ^-^ to OwO mewt 
And >_> dwop x3 upon ^-^ ouw x3 bawe unarmed xDD heads. 
>w< Give me my >_< swowd ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cwoak. Falstaff, good ^-^ nyight. 

>_< Exeunt UwU PWINCE, >_> POINS, :33 PETO, ÚwÚ and BAWDOWPH 

OwO FAWSTAFF. Nyow comes in OwO the x3 sweetest :33 mowsew >_> of OwO the night, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we 
>w< must hence, ÚwÚ and xDD weave ^.^ it :3 unpick'd. uWu [Knyocking ^w^ within] Mowe 
OwO knyocking at OwO the OwO doow! 

;;w;; We-entew BAWDOWPH 

OwO How nyow! What's OwO the matter? 
:33 BAWDOWPH. You >w< must away ^-^ to couwt, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; pwesentwy; 
OwO A ;;w;; dozen ^.^ captains stay at xDD doow uWu fow you. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. uWu [To OwO the uWu PAGE]. >_> Pay OwO the x3 musicians, sirrah.- Faweweww, 
^-^ hostess; ^.^ faweweww, Doll. You >_> see, my good >_> wenches, how x3 men >_> of 
merit awe ÚwÚ sought OwO aftew; OwO the undesewvew ^-^ may >w< sweep, when OwO the man >_> of 
>w< action :3 is xDD caww'd x3 on. Faweweww, good wenches. >w< If I >w< be ^.^ nyot x3 sent 
away uWu post, I uWu wiww UwU see you UwU again ewe I ^.^ go. 
xDD DOWW. I cannyot speak. >w< If my OwO heawt >w< be ^.^ nyot ready ^-^ to ÚwÚ buwst! 
Weww, ^w^ sweet >w< Jack, ^.^ have :3 a cawe >_> of thysewf. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Faweweww, faweweww. 
>_< Exeunt ^-^ FAWSTAFF ÚwÚ and BAWDOWPH 
HOSTESS. Weww, fare ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. I ^.^ have OwO knyown ÚwÚ thee ^.^ these OwO twenty-nyinye 
yeaws, come peascod-time; uWu but OwO an ^.^ honyestew ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twuew-heawted man 
ÚwÚ -weww fare ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. OwO [ Within] ^w^ Mistwess ÚwÚ Teawsheet! 
HOSTESS. What's OwO the matter? 
:33 BAWDOWPH. OwO [ Within] UwU Bid ^w^ Mistwess >_< Teawsheet come ^-^ to my mastew. 
HOSTESS. :33 O, run Doww, ^-^ wun, ^-^ wun, good x3 Come. uWu [To x3 BAWDOWPH] She 
comes blubber'd.- xDD Yea, uWu wiww you xDD come, xDD Doww? >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
Westminstew. The :33 pawace 

x3 Entew OwO the KING in his nightgown, with :3 a ;;w;; page 

^w^ KING. uWu Go caww OwO the Eawws >_> of Suwwey ÚwÚ and >_> of xDD Wawwick; 
But, ewe uWu they xDD come, ;;w;; bid them :3 o'ew-wead ^.^ these letters 
And ;;w;; weww consider >_> of ^.^ them. UwU Make good x3 speed. Exit ;;w;; page 
OwO How many ^-^ thousands >_> of my ^-^ poowest uWu subjects 
uWu Awe at :3 this hour asweep! :3 O >w< sweep, :3 O gentwe >w< sweep, 
x3 Nyatuwe's ^.^ soft ^w^ nyuwse, how ^.^ have I fwightenyed ^.^ thee, 
:33 That :3 thou nyo ^-^ mowe uWu wiww ^.^ weigh my :33 eyewids down, 
And ÚwÚ steep my UwU senses in :3 fowgetfuwnyess? 
UwU Why ^.^ wathew, >w< sweep, ^-^ wiest :3 thou in :33 smoky xDD cwibs, 
:3 Upon ÚwÚ unyeasy ^w^ pawwets stwetching ^.^ thee, 
And hush'd with ^-^ buzzing ÚwÚ nyight-fwies ^-^ to >w< thy ÚwÚ swumbew, 
>w< Than in OwO the ^w^ pewfum'd ;;w;; chambews >_> of OwO the >_> gweat, 
^.^ Undew OwO the ^w^ canyopies >_> of costly state, 
And ^w^ wuww'd with :33 sound >_> of x3 sweetest melody? 
:3 O :3 thou :33 duww god, x3 why ^-^ wiest :3 thou with OwO the :3 viwe 
UwU In ^-^ woathsome beds, ÚwÚ and :33 weav'st OwO the >w< kingwy ^w^ couch 
OwO A ^w^ watch-case ^w^ ow :3 a ^w^ common >w< 'wawum-beww? 
uWu Wiwt :3 thou x3 upon OwO the UwU high ÚwÚ and x3 giddy :33 mast 
>_> Seaw OwO up OwO the :33 ship-boy's >_> eyes, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wock his >w< bwains 
UwU In cradle >_> of OwO the wude imperious uWu suwge, 
And in OwO the visitation >_> of OwO the ^.^ winds, 
OwO Who UwU take OwO the >_< wuffian ^-^ biwwows uWu by OwO the >_< top, 
Cuwwing theiw monstrous UwU heads, ÚwÚ and :33 hanging them 
x3 With ^-^ deafing clamour in OwO the >w< swippewy ÚwÚ cwouds, 
:33 That with OwO the UwU huwwy death itsewf awakes? 
OwO Canst thou, :3 O ^w^ pawtiaw >w< sweep, ^w^ give >w< thy wepose 
ÚwÚ To OwO the wet :3 sea-boy in OwO an hour OwO so OwO wude; 
And in OwO the cawmest ÚwÚ and UwU most >_< stiwwest night, 
x3 With >w< aww ^-^ appwiances ÚwÚ and :3 means ^-^ to xDD boot, 
UwU Deny ^.^ it ^-^ to :3 a king? >_> Then, x3 happy wow, lie ÚwÚ down! 
UwU Unyeasy :3 wies OwO the head UwU that weaws :3 a ^w^ cwown. 

x3 Entew uWu WAWWICK ÚwÚ and Suwwey 

:3 WAWWICK. >_> Many good mowwows ^-^ to >_> youw >w< Majesty! 
^w^ KING. ^-^ Is ^.^ it good ^.^ mowwow, wowds? 
:3 WAWWICK. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ onye o'cwock, ÚwÚ and ^.^ past. 
^w^ KING. UwU Why then, good ^-^ mowwow ^-^ to you aww, my wowds. 
>_< Have you ;;w;; wead o'ew OwO the letters UwU that I x3 sent you? 
:3 WAWWICK. We x3 have, my ^.^ wiege. 
^w^ KING. ;;w;; Then you pewceive OwO the ÚwÚ body >_> of ^-^ ouw :3 kingdom 
OwO How ;;w;; fouw ^.^ it >_> is; what :3 wank ÚwÚ diseases >_< gwow, 
And with what danger, ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the OwO heawt >_> of it. 
:3 WAWWICK. ^w^ It :3 is uWu but as :3 a ÚwÚ body ÚwÚ yet >_> distempewed; 
^w^ Which ^-^ to his fowmew OwO stwength ^-^ may >w< be >w< westowed 
x3 With good >_> advice ÚwÚ and wittwe medicine. 
UwU My Wowd Northumberland uWu wiww >_> soon >w< be :33 coow'd. 
^w^ KING. :3 O God! UwU that ^-^ onye UwU might ;;w;; wead OwO the book >_> of >w< fate, 
And UwU see OwO the UwU wevowution >_> of OwO the xDD times 
UwU Make uWu mountains level, ÚwÚ and OwO the continent, 
Weary >_> of solid firmness, OwO mewt itsewf 
x3 Into OwO the xDD sea; ÚwÚ and uWu othew xDD times ^-^ to UwU see 
The ;;w;; beachy >_< giwdwe >_> of OwO the :33 ocean 
:3 Too ^-^ wide uWu fow Nyeptunye's >_> hips; how >_< chances UwU mock, 
And x3 changes fiww OwO the ^w^ cup >_> of alteration 
x3 With divews wiquows! :33 O, ^-^ if :3 this ;;w;; wewe ^.^ seen, 
The :33 happiest youth, UwU viewing his ^-^ pwogwess through, 
What pewiws ^.^ past, what crosses ^-^ to ensue, 
Wouwd OwO shut OwO the book ÚwÚ and ^-^ sit him ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and ^-^ die. 
^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot >w< ten years gonye 
x3 Since Richard ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, gweat fwiends, 
OwO Did feast togethew, ÚwÚ and in two years aftew 
Were uWu they at ;;w;; waws. ^w^ It :3 is uWu but eight years >_< since 
:3 This ;;w;; Pewcy ÚwÚ was OwO the man uWu nyeawest my soul; 
OwO Who >_< wike :3 a bwothew ^-^ toiw'd in my affairs 
And >_> waid his love ÚwÚ and life uWu undew my ^-^ foot; 
xDD Yea, uWu fow my UwU sake, x3 even ^-^ to OwO the eyes >_> of Richard 
Gave him ^w^ defiance. But ;;w;; which >_> of you ÚwÚ was :3 by- 
uWu [To WAWWICK] :3 You, cousin :3 Nyeviw, as I ^-^ may remember- 
When ÚwÚ Wichawd, with his eye ^-^ bwim :33 fuww >_> of >_< teaws, 
;;w;; Then ^w^ check'd ÚwÚ and x3 wated uWu by ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, 
OwO Did speak ^.^ these x3 wowds, :3 nyow ^w^ pwov'd :3 a prophecy? 
xDD 'Nyowthumbewwand, :3 thou ÚwÚ waddew uWu by OwO the ;;w;; which 
UwU My cousin :3 Bowingbwoke ÚwÚ ascends my throne'- 
^-^ Though then, :3 God knows, I xDD had nyo such ^.^ intent 
But UwU that necessity OwO so bow'd OwO the OwO state 
:33 That I ÚwÚ and greatness ;;w;; wewe xDD compeww'd ^-^ to kiss- 
xDD 'The UwU time uWu shaww uWu come'- ;;w;; thus >_> did ^.^ he follow >_> it- 
xDD 'The UwU time uWu wiww come UwU that ;;w;; fouw uWu sin, xDD gathewing uWu head, 
:33 Shaww >_< bweak OwO into corruption' OwO so went OwO on, 
x3 Fowetewwing :3 this >_> same >w< time's ^.^ condition 
And OwO the *looks away* division >_> of ^-^ ouw :3 amity. 
:3 WAWWICK. Thewe :3 is :3 a history in >w< aww xDD men's x3 wives, 
Figuwing OwO the natures >_> of OwO the xDD times UwU deceas'd; 
The ;;w;; which OwO obsewv'd, :3 a man ^-^ may ÚwÚ pwophesy, 
x3 With :3 a ;;w;; nyeaw :3 aim, >_> of OwO the x3 main uWu chance >_> of >w< things 
UwU As ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot come ^-^ to xDD wife, ^-^ who in theiw ÚwÚ seeds 
And uWu weak beginning lie intreasured. 
Such >w< things ÚwÚ become OwO the hatch ÚwÚ and brood >_> of time; 
And, uWu by OwO the nyecessawy fowm >_> of this, 
UwU King Richard UwU might UwU cweate :3 a pewfect ^.^ guess 
:33 That gweat ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, then false ^-^ to ^w^ him, 
Wouwd >_> of UwU that ^.^ seed gwow ^-^ to :3 a gweatew falseness; 
^w^ Which shouwd ^.^ nyot find :3 a gwound ^-^ to >w< woot x3 upon 
>_< Unwess uWu on you. 
^w^ KING. uWu Awe ^.^ these >w< things then nyecessities? 
;;w;; Then let OwO us ^.^ meet them >_< wike necessities; 
And UwU that >_> same >_> wowd x3 even :3 nyow x3 cwies >_< out uWu on ÚwÚ us. 
^.^ They uWu say OwO the ÚwÚ Bishop ÚwÚ and Northumberland 
uWu Awe ^w^ fifty ^w^ thousand stwong. 
:3 WAWWICK. ^w^ It cannyot ^.^ be, my :33 wowd. 
OwO Wumouw doth >_> doubwe, >_< wike OwO the >w< voice ÚwÚ and echo, 
The ÚwÚ nyumbews >_> of OwO the feawed. UwU Pwease ^.^ it >_> youw OwO Gwace 
ÚwÚ To >w< go ^-^ to bed. :3 Upon my >_> souw, my lord, 
The >w< powews UwU that you already ^.^ have x3 sent :3 fowth 
:33 Shaww bwing :3 this UwU pwize in vewy x3 easiwy. 
ÚwÚ To comfort you OwO the :3 mowe, I ^.^ have receiv'd 
OwO A ÚwÚ cewtain instance UwU that Glendower :3 is UwU dead. 
Your uWu Majesty ;;w;; hath >_< been :3 this fowtnyight x3 iww; 
And ^.^ these >_< unseasonyed ^w^ houws ÚwÚ pewfowce >w< must :33 ad 
^.^ Unto >_> youw sickness. 
^w^ KING. I uWu wiww UwU take >_> youw x3 counsew. 
And, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ these >_< inwawd wars UwU once >_< out >_> of ;;w;; hand, 
We ÚwÚ wouwd, dear x3 wowds, x3 unto OwO the ;;w;; Howy xDD Wand. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
>_< Gwoucestewshiwe. Before UwU Justice, :33 SHAWWOW'S house 

x3 Entew ^.^ SHAWWOW ÚwÚ and SILENCE, :3 meeting; MOUWDY, SHADOW, WAWT, ^w^ FEEBWE, BUWWCAWF, 
ÚwÚ and ^-^ sewvants >_> behind 

SHALLOW. Come OwO on, come OwO on, come OwO on; ^w^ give me >_> youw ;;w;; hand, siw; ^w^ give me 
>_> youw ;;w;; hand, sir. An >_< eawwy >_< stiwwew, uWu by OwO the rood! And how doth my 
good cousin Siwence? 
SIWENCE. Good ^.^ mowwow, good cousin ;;w;; Shawwow. 
SHALLOW. And how doth my uWu cousin, >_> youw UwU bed-fewwow? ÚwÚ and >_> youw ÚwÚ faiwest 
daughter ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ minye, my god-daughter Ellen? 
SIWENCE. ^.^ Awas, :3 a bwack ousel, cousin >_> Shawwow! 
SHALLOW. By OwO yea ÚwÚ and no, sir. I dare uWu say my cousin ^-^ Wiwwiam :3 is ÚwÚ become 
:3 a good ^-^ schowaw; ^.^ he :3 is at ÚwÚ Oxfowd stiww, :3 is ^.^ he not? 
SIWENCE. ;;w;; Indeed, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to my >_> cost. 
SHALLOW. 'A xDD must, then, ^-^ to OwO the Inns o' ^.^ Couwt >w< showtwy. I ÚwÚ was UwU once >_> of 
^.^ Cwement's UwU Inn; xDD whewe I ÚwÚ think uWu they uWu wiww talk >_> of mad ^-^ Shawwow >_> yet. 
SIWENCE. You ;;w;; wewe xDD caww'd >_< 'wusty ÚwÚ Shawwow' then, >w< cousin. 
SHALLOW. By OwO the ;;w;; mass, I ÚwÚ was xDD caww'd ^.^ anything; ÚwÚ and I would ^.^ have x3 donye 
^w^ anything >_< indeed UwU too, ÚwÚ and ^.^ woundwy ^w^ too. Thewe ÚwÚ was OwO I, ÚwÚ and wittwe 
uWu John ^.^ Doit >_> of Staffowdshiwe, ÚwÚ and bwack xDD Geowge ÚwÚ Bawnyes, ÚwÚ and ^.^ Fwancis 
:3 Pickbonye, ÚwÚ and uWu Wiww Squewe :3 a >w< Cotsowe :3 man- you xDD had ^.^ nyot ;;w;; fouw such 
swinge-bucklers in >w< aww OwO the Inns >_> of ^.^ Couwt again. And I ^-^ may uWu say ^-^ to 
you ^-^ we knew xDD whewe OwO the :3 bonya-wobas OwO wewe, ÚwÚ and xDD had OwO the :33 best >_> of them 
>w< aww at UwU commandment. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ was x3 Jack Falstaff, :3 nyow Sir :33 John, OwO boy, 
ÚwÚ and ;;w;; page ^-^ to ÚwÚ Thomas >_< Mowbway, UwU Duke >_> of Nyowfowk. 
SIWENCE. :3 This Sir :33 John, uWu cousin, UwU that comes UwU hithew anon about 
soldiers? 
SHALLOW. The >_> same Sir :33 John, OwO the vewy OwO same. I UwU see him >_< bweak 
^.^ Scoggin's head at OwO the couwt gate, when UwU 'a ÚwÚ was :3 a >_< cwack ^.^ nyot ;;w;; thus 
>_> high; ÚwÚ and OwO the vewy >_> same :3 day >_> did I fight with ^-^ onye Sampson 
:3 Stockfish, :3 a fruiterer, >_> behind >_< Gway's Inn. >w< Jesu, >w< Jesu, OwO the mad 
>_< days UwU that I ^.^ have ^w^ spent! ÚwÚ and ^-^ to UwU see how many >_> of my ^.^ owd 
>_> acquaintance awe x3 dead! 
SIWENCE. We uWu shaww >w< aww x3 fowwow, >w< cousin. 
SHALLOW. OwO Cewtain, 'tis uWu cewtain; vewy ;;w;; suwe, vewy sure. Death, as OwO the 
Psalmist :33 saith, :3 is ÚwÚ cewtain ^-^ to uWu aww; >w< aww uWu shaww ^-^ die. OwO How :3 a good ^.^ yoke 
>_> of ;;w;; buwwocks at ;;w;; Stamfowd faiw? 
SIWENCE. By my ^w^ twoth, I ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ^.^ thewe. 
SHALLOW. ^.^ Death :3 is >w< cewtain. ^-^ Is ^.^ owd Doubwe >_> of >_> youw ^-^ town :3 wiving :3 yet? 
SIWENCE. uWu Dead, sir. 
SHALLOW. >w< Jesu, >w< Jesu, x3 dead! >_< dwew :3 a good >_> bow; ÚwÚ and x3 dead! 'A shot :3 a 
fine shoot. uWu John :3 a :33 Gaunt loved him well, ÚwÚ and ^-^ betted >w< much money uWu on 
his head. >_< Dead! 'A would ^.^ have ÚwÚ cwapp'd >w< i' th' clout at twewve 
score, ÚwÚ and xDD cawwied you :3 a ÚwÚ fowehand shaft :3 a fouwteen ÚwÚ and fouwteen 
ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ hawf, UwU that ^.^ it would ^.^ have x3 donye :3 a ÚwÚ man's OwO heawt good ^-^ to :3 see. 
OwO How :3 a scowe >_> of xDD ewes ^w^ nyow? 
SIWENCE. uWu Theweaftew as uWu they be- :3 a scowe >_> of good xDD ewes ^-^ may >w< be wowth 
>w< ten pounds. 
SHALLOW. And :3 is ^.^ owd Doubwe ;;w;; dead? 

x3 Entew ^w^ BAWDOWPH, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye with him 

SIWENCE. ;;w;; Hewe come two >_> of Sir uWu John Falstaffs ^-^ men, as I uWu think. 
SHALLOW. Good ^.^ mowwow, >w< honyest >_< gentwemen. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. I uWu beseech you, ;;w;; which :3 is uWu Justice ;;w;; Shawwow? 
SHALLOW. I x3 am ;;w;; Wobewt Shawwow, ;;w;; siw, :3 a UwU poow OwO esquiwe >_> of :3 this county, 
ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the King's x3 justices >_> of OwO the ^-^ peace. What :3 is >_> youw good 
^w^ pweasuwe with x3 me? 
:33 BAWDOWPH. UwU My captain, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; commends him ^-^ to OwO you; my captain, Sir 
uWu John ^-^ Fawstaff- :3 a taww ;;w;; gentweman, uWu by UwU heaven, ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU most x3 gawwant 
weadew. 
SHALLOW. ÚwÚ He >_> gweets me well, siw; I knew him :3 a good back-swowd xDD man. 
OwO How doth OwO the good knyight? May I ÚwÚ ask how my wady his UwU wife x3 doth? 
:33 BAWDOWPH. >_> Siw, pawdon; :3 a sowdiew :3 is better ;;w;; accommodated than with :3 a 
wife. 
SHALLOW. ^w^ It :3 is ;;w;; weww said, in :33 faith, siw; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 is ;;w;; weww ^w^ said >_< indeed 
^w^ too. x3 'Bettew ^-^ accommodated!' ^w^ It :3 is >w< good; ^-^ yea, :3 indeed, :3 is it. Good 
phrases awe suwewy, ÚwÚ and >w< evew OwO wewe, vewy x3 commendabwe. 
^w^ 'Accommodated!' ^w^ It comes >_> of accommodo. Very >w< good; :3 a good UwU phwase. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. >_> Pawdon, siw; I ^.^ have heard OwO the :33 wowd. ;;w;; 'Phwase' caww you it? 
By :3 this day, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot OwO the >_< phwase; uWu but I uWu wiww maintain OwO the >_> wowd 
with my >_< swowd ^-^ to >w< be :3 a soldier-like ;;w;; wowd, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> wowd >_> of >w< exceeding 
good ^.^ command, uWu by >_< heaven. UwU Accommodated: UwU that ;;w;; is, when :3 a man ;;w;; is, as 
uWu they ÚwÚ say, >_> accommodated; ;;w;; ow, when :3 a man :3 is ÚwÚ being-wheweby UwU 'a ^-^ may >w< be 
^w^ thought ^-^ to >w< be >_> accommodated; ;;w;; which :3 is OwO an excellent >_> thing. 

x3 Entew ^-^ FAWSTAFF 

SHALLOW. ^w^ It :3 is vewy :3 just. Look, here comes good Sir John. >w< Give me 
>_> youw good ;;w;; hand, ^w^ give me >_> youw worship's good hand. By my ^w^ twoth, 
you >_< wike ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ and bear >_> youw years vewy :33 weww. Wewcome, good Sir 
John. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see you well, good ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Wobewt ;;w;; Shawwow. 
^-^ Mastew >w< Suwecawd, as I think? 
SHALLOW. No, Sir x3 John; ^.^ it :3 is my cousin ^.^ Siwence, in :33 commission with 
>_> me. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Good ^-^ Mastew ^.^ Siwence, ^.^ it ;;w;; weww uWu befits you shouwd >w< be >_> of OwO the 
^-^ peace. 
SIWENCE. Your good wowship :3 is welcome. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. >_< Fie! :3 this :3 is ^.^ hot UwU weathew. Gentwemen, ^.^ have you provided me 
here half :3 a ;;w;; dozen uWu sufficient ^.^ men? 
SHALLOW. x3 Mawwy, ^.^ have >_> we, sir. uWu Wiww you sit? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> Wet me UwU see ;;w;; them, I uWu beseech you. 
SHALLOW. Where's OwO the roll? Where's OwO the roll? Where's OwO the roll? >_> Wet 
me >_> see, let me >_> see, let me :3 see. UwU So, so, so, so,- so, ;;w;; so- ^-^ yea, 
>w< mawwy, sir. x3 Wafe Mouwdy! >_> Wet them :3 appeaw as I caww; let them ^-^ do 
so, let them ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. >_> Wet me xDD see; xDD whewe :3 is ^w^ Mouwdy? 
>_< MOUWDY. Here, ^w^ an't >w< pwease you. 
SHALLOW. What ÚwÚ think you, Sir xDD John? OwO A good-limb'd fellow; young, 
^w^ stwong, ÚwÚ and >_> of good >_< fwiends. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Is >w< thy name ^w^ Mouwdy? 
>_< MOUWDY. xDD Yea, ^w^ an't >w< pwease you. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the ^-^ mowe UwU time :3 thou ^w^ wewt >w< us'd. 
SHALLOW. Ha, xDD ha, ^-^ ha! UwU most x3 excewwent, >w< i' faith! OwO Things UwU that awe 
^w^ mouwdy wack use. Very ^.^ singuwaw uWu good! UwU In :33 faith, ;;w;; weww said, Sir 
x3 John; vewy ;;w;; weww ^w^ said. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Pwick >_> him. 
>_< MOUWDY. I ÚwÚ was pwick'd ;;w;; weww enough OwO befowe, OwO an you :33 couwd ^.^ have let me 
awonye. UwU My ^.^ owd >_< dame uWu wiww >w< be undonye :3 nyow uWu fow ^-^ onye ^-^ to ^-^ do xDD hew ;;w;; husbandwy 
ÚwÚ and xDD hew dwudgewy. You :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ have pwick'd me; there awe 
uWu othew x3 men >_< fittew ^-^ to >w< go >_< out than :3 I. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. uWu Go to; :3 peace, ^-^ Mouwdy; you uWu shaww ^.^ go. Mouwdy, ^.^ it :3 is UwU time 
you ;;w;; wewe >w< spent. 
>_< MOUWDY. Spent! 
SHALLOW. Peace, fewwow, ^w^ peace; ^.^ stand aside; xDD knyow you xDD whewe you :33 awe? 
>_< Fow th' xDD othew, Sir UwU John- let me :3 see. :3 Simon Shadow! 
OwO FAWSTAFF. xDD Yea, >w< mawwy, let me ^.^ have him ^-^ to ^-^ sit undew. >w< He's >_< wike ^-^ to >w< be 
:3 a x3 cowd sowdiew. 
SHALLOW. Where's xDD Shadow? 
SHADOW. Here, sir. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. xDD Shadow, uWu whose :3 son art thou? 
SHADOW. UwU My >_> mothew's UwU son, sir. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. x3 Thy >_> mothew's >_< son! ;;w;; Wike enyough; ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_< fathew's shadow. 
^w^ So OwO the :3 son >_> of OwO the female :3 is OwO the ;;w;; shadow >_> of OwO the :33 mawe. ^w^ It :3 is >_< often 
OwO so UwU indeed; uWu but >w< much >_> of OwO the >_< fathew's uWu substance! 
SHALLOW. Do you >_< wike ^w^ him, Sir xDD John? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ Shadow uWu wiww sewve uWu fow summer. Pwick him; uWu fow ^-^ we ^.^ have :3 a 
ÚwÚ nyumbew >_> of ^w^ shadows fiww OwO up OwO the muster-book. 
SHALLOW. ÚwÚ Thomas x3 Wawt! 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Where's x3 he? 
WAWT. Here, sir. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Is >w< thy name Wart? 
WAWT. xDD Yea, sir. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Thou art :3 a vewy ^.^ wagged xDD wawt. 
SHALLOW. :33 Shaww I :3 pwick ^w^ him, Sir xDD John? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ It ;;w;; wewe supewfwuous; uWu fow his apparel :3 is built x3 upon his 
^w^ back, ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD whowe fwame ^-^ stands x3 upon UwU pins. Pwick him nyo more. 
SHALLOW. Ha, xDD ha, ^-^ ha! You can ^-^ do it, siw; you can ^-^ do it. I ÚwÚ commend 
you :33 weww. ^.^ Fwancis Feeble! 
FEEBLE. Here, sir. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. What trade art thou, Feebwe? 
FEEBLE. OwO A :3 woman's taiwow, sir. 
SHALLOW. :33 Shaww I :3 pwick ^w^ him, sir? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. You :3 may; uWu but ^-^ if ^.^ he xDD had >_< been :3 a ÚwÚ man's taiwow, he'd UwU ha' 
pwick'd you. uWu Wiwt :3 thou ^-^ make as many >_> howes in OwO an enemy's ^-^ battwe as 
:3 thou x3 hast x3 donye in :3 a :3 woman's OwO petticoat? 
FEEBLE. I uWu wiww ^-^ do my good wiww, siw; you can ^.^ have nyo more. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. ^.^ Weww said, good :3 woman's tailor! ;;w;; weww said, courageous 
Feeble! Thou xDD wiwt >w< be as ÚwÚ vawiant as OwO the xDD wwathfuw :33 duv ^w^ ow UwU most 
^.^ magnyanyimous UwU mouse. Pwick OwO the :3 woman's taiwow- well, ^-^ Mastew 
Shawwow, ^-^ deep, ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Shawwow. 
FEEBLE. I would uWu Wawt UwU might ^.^ have gone, sir. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. I would :3 thou ^w^ wewt :3 a ÚwÚ man's taiwow, UwU that :3 thou x3 mightst OwO mend 
him ÚwÚ and ^-^ make him x3 fit ^-^ to ^.^ go. I cannyot >w< put him ^-^ to :3 a pwivate 
^-^ sowdiew, UwU that :3 is OwO the :3 weadew >_> of OwO so many xDD thousands. >_> Wet UwU that 
x3 suffice, UwU most OwO fowcibwe xDD Feebwe. 
FEEBLE. ^w^ It uWu shaww x3 suffice, sir. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. I x3 am bound ^-^ to ^.^ thee, OwO wevewend xDD Feebwe. OwO Who :3 is next? 
SHALLOW. Petew ^-^ Buwwcawf o' th' >_> gween! 
OwO FAWSTAFF. xDD Yea, >w< mawwy, wet's UwU see Buwwcawf. 
BUWWCAWF. Here, sir. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Fowe God, :3 a :33 wikewy ^.^ fewwow! ^w^ Come, :3 pwick me ^-^ Buwwcawf ÚwÚ tiww 
^.^ he :3 woaw again. 
BUWWCAWF. :3 O Lord! good my lord uWu captain- 
OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> What, OwO dost :3 thou :3 woaw before :3 thou art prick'd? 
BUWWCAWF. :3 O :3 Wowd, :3 siw! I x3 am :3 a ^-^ diseased xDD man. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. What ^-^ disease x3 hast thou? 
BUWWCAWF. OwO A whoreson cold, ;;w;; siw, :3 a ^w^ cough, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; which I >_> caught with 
ringing in OwO the King's affairs x3 upon his x3 cowonyation day, sir. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Come, :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< go ^-^ to OwO the wars in :3 a >_< gown. We uWu wiww ^.^ have 
away >w< thy cold; ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww UwU take such owdew UwU that >w< thy fwiends uWu shaww 
ring uWu fow thee. ^-^ Is here all? 
SHALLOW. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is two ^-^ mowe xDD caww'd than >_> youw >w< nyumbew. You >w< must ^.^ have 
uWu but ;;w;; fouw ;;w;; hewe, siw; ÚwÚ and so, I pray you, >w< go in with me ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Come, I uWu wiww >w< go dwink with you, uWu but I cannyot tawwy 
uWu dinnyew. I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see you, uWu by my ^w^ twoth, ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Shawwow. 
SHALLOW. :33 O, Sir :33 John, ^-^ do you wemembew >_< since ^-^ we uWu way >w< aww night in OwO the 
>_< windmiww in x3 Saint >_< Geowge's Fiewd? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of UwU that, ^-^ Mastew Shawwow, nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of ;;w;; that. 
SHALLOW. Ha, 'twas :3 a >_> mewwy ^-^ nyight. And :3 is xDD Janye >_> Nyightwowk awive? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. She x3 wives, ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Shawwow. 
SHALLOW. She never :33 couwd away with >_> me. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. OwO Nyevew, OwO nyevew; ^.^ she would :33 awways uWu say ^.^ she :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >_> abide 
^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Shawwow. 
SHALLOW. By OwO the ;;w;; mass, I :33 couwd :3 angew xDD hew ^-^ to th' ÚwÚ heawt. She ÚwÚ was then 
:3 a bona-roba. ^-^ Doth ^.^ she howd xDD hew >_> own uWu weww? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Owd, >_> owd, ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Shawwow. 
SHALLOW. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ she >w< must >w< be >_< owd; ^.^ she cannyot OwO choose uWu but >w< be >_< owd; 
ÚwÚ cewtain she's >_< owd; ÚwÚ and xDD had uWu Wobin xDD Nyightwowk, uWu by ^.^ owd xDD Nyightwowk, 
before I came ^-^ to ^.^ Cwement's Inn. 
SIWENCE. ^.^ That's xDD fifty-five yeaw uWu ago. 
SHALLOW. Ha, cousin ^.^ Siwence, UwU that :3 thou xDD hadst uWu seen UwU that UwU that :3 this 
x3 knyight ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have >w< seen! Ha, Sir :33 John, ^w^ said I uWu weww? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. We ^.^ have heard OwO the OwO chimes at UwU midnyight, ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Shawwow. 
SHALLOW. :33 That ^-^ we x3 have, UwU that ^-^ we x3 have, UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have; in :33 faith, Sir 
:33 John, ^-^ we have. Our watchword ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ 'Hem, ÚwÚ boys!' ^w^ Come, wet's ^-^ to 
xDD dinnyew; xDD come, wet's ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. ;;w;; Jesus, OwO the >_< days UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< seen! 
^w^ Come, come. 
>_< Exeunt ^-^ FAWSTAFF ÚwÚ and OwO the JUSTICES 
BUWWCAWF. Good ^-^ Mastew Cowpowate Bardolph, ^.^ stand my :3 fwiend; ÚwÚ and 
>w< hewe's ;;w;; fouw Hawwy >w< ten xDD shiwwings in xDD Fwench >w< cwowns uWu fow you. UwU In vewy 
truth, ;;w;; siw, I xDD had as OwO wief >w< be hang'd, ;;w;; siw, as ^.^ go. And >_> yet, uWu fow 
>_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, ;;w;; siw, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot care; uWu but wathew ^.^ because I x3 am 
unwilling :3 and, uWu fow >_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, ^.^ have :3 a desiwe ^-^ to stay with my 
fwiends; ewse, ;;w;; siw, I >_> did ^.^ nyot cawe uWu fow >_< minye >_> own part OwO so ^w^ much. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. uWu Go to; ^.^ stand OwO aside. 
>_< MOUWDY. And, good ^-^ Mastew Cowpowaw x3 Captain, uWu fow my ^.^ owd OwO dame's UwU sake, 
^.^ stand my >w< fwiend. She >_> has nyobody ^-^ to ^-^ do ^w^ anything about xDD hew when I 
x3 am gone; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she :3 is >_> owd, ÚwÚ and cannyot ^w^ hewp :33 hewsewf. You uWu shaww ^.^ have 
fowty, sir. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. uWu Go to; ^.^ stand OwO aside. 
FEEBLE. By my ^w^ twoth, I cawe not; :3 a man can die uWu but once; ^-^ we owe :3 God 
:3 a :33 death. I'll :33 nye'ew bear :3 a base mind. x3 An't >w< be my destiny, >w< so; 
^w^ an't >w< be ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ so. :3 Nyo ÚwÚ man's xDD too good ^-^ to sewve xDD 's Prince; :3 and, let 
^.^ it >w< go ;;w;; which uWu way ^.^ it wiww, ^.^ he UwU that >_> dies :3 this yeaw :3 is ;;w;; quit uWu fow OwO the 
next. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. ^.^ Weww said; th'art :3 a good fewwow. 
FEEBLE. OwO Faith, I'll bear nyo base mind. 

;;w;; We-entew ^-^ FAWSTAFF ÚwÚ and OwO the JUSTICES 

OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; which x3 men uWu shaww I have? 
SHALLOW. ÚwÚ Fouw >_> of ;;w;; which you pwease. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. >_> Siw, :3 a >_> wowd with you. I ^.^ have three :3 pound ^-^ to free uWu Mouwdy 
ÚwÚ and Buwwcawf. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. uWu Go to; :33 weww. 
SHALLOW. ^w^ Come, Sir :33 John, ;;w;; which ;;w;; fouw uWu wiww you have? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Do you OwO choose uWu fow >_> me. 
SHALLOW. x3 Mawwy, x3 then- Mouwdy, Bullcalf, ^w^ Feebwe, ÚwÚ and uWu Shadow. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. uWu Mouwdy ÚwÚ and Buwwcawf: uWu fow you, Mouwdy, stay at UwU home ÚwÚ tiww 
you awe ÚwÚ past ^-^ sewvice; ÚwÚ and uWu fow >_> youw UwU pawt, Bullcalf, gwow you come 
x3 unto it. I uWu wiww UwU nyonye >_> of you. 
SHALLOW. Sir :33 John, Sir :33 John, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot yourself ^.^ wwong. ^.^ They awe >_> youw 
likeliest ^-^ men, ÚwÚ and I would ^.^ have you sewv'd with OwO the >_> best. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. uWu Wiww you tell uWu me, ^-^ Mastew Shawwow, how ^-^ to OwO choose :3 a man? 
Cawe I uWu fow OwO the wimb, OwO the thews, OwO the UwU statuwe, ^-^ buwk, ÚwÚ and xDD big 
assembwance >_> of :3 a ^w^ man! >w< Give me OwO the ^.^ spiwit, ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Shawwow. Here's 
Wawt; you UwU see what :3 a ^.^ wagged ^.^ appeawance ^.^ it is. 'A uWu shaww chawge you 
ÚwÚ and >w< dischawge you with OwO the motion >_> of :3 a pewtewew's :33 hammew, come 
x3 off ÚwÚ and uWu on OwO swiftew than ^.^ he UwU that >_> gibbets uWu on OwO the brewer's bucket. 
And :3 this >_> same ^-^ hawf-fac'd fewwow, ^w^ Shadow- ^w^ give me :3 this xDD man. ÚwÚ He 
pwesents nyo mark ^-^ to OwO the enemy; OwO the ^w^ foeman ^-^ may with as gweat ^-^ aim 
^w^ wevew at OwO the >_> edge >_> of :3 a ^w^ penknyife. And, uWu fow :3 a retreat- how >w< swiftwy 
uWu wiww :3 this ^w^ Feebwe, OwO the :3 woman's taiwow, run >_< off! :33 O, ^w^ give me OwO the 
spawe ^-^ men, ÚwÚ and spawe me OwO the gweat ones. x3 Put me :3 a ÚwÚ cawivew OwO into 
;;w;; Wawt's ;;w;; hand, uWu Bawdowph. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. ^-^ Howd, ^-^ Wawt. Traverse- thus, thus, OwO thus. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Come, manage me >_> youw UwU cawivew. :33 So- vewy :33 weww. uWu Go to; vewy 
>w< good; >w< exceeding :33 good. :33 O, ^w^ give me :33 awways :3 a little, wean, >_> owd, 
chopt, uWu bawd shot. ^.^ Weww said, >w< i' :33 faith, Wawt; th'art :3 a good ;;w;; scab. 
^-^ Howd, :33 thewe's :3 a tester uWu fow thee. 
SHALLOW. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ nyot his ^w^ cwaft's :3 mastew, ^.^ he doth ^.^ nyot ^-^ do ^.^ it >_> wight. I 
wemembew at UwU Miwe-end ^w^ Gween, when I uWu way at ^.^ Cwement's ÚwÚ Inn- I ÚwÚ was 
then Sir :33 Dagonyet in ÚwÚ Awthuw's UwU show- there ÚwÚ was :3 a wittwe ÚwÚ quivew 
fewwow, ÚwÚ and UwU 'a would manage you his piece ;;w;; thus; ÚwÚ and UwU 'a would 
about ÚwÚ and >w< about, ÚwÚ and come you in ÚwÚ and come you in. x3 'Wah, ;;w;; tah, 
^-^ tah!' would UwU 'a ^w^ say; 'Bounce!' would UwU 'a ^w^ say; ÚwÚ and away UwU again would 
UwU 'a ÚwÚ go, ÚwÚ and UwU again would UwU 'a come. I uWu shaww :33 nye'ew UwU see such :3 a fewwow. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. ^.^ These xDD fewwows uWu wiww ^-^ do :33 weww. ^-^ Mastew Shawwow, :3 God ^-^ keep xDD you! 
^-^ Mastew ^.^ Siwence, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ;;w;; use many uWu wowds with >w< you: Fawe you 
well! :3 Gentwemen ^.^ both, I :3 thank you. I >w< must :3 a ;;w;; dozen UwU miwe to-nyight. 
Bardolph, ^w^ give OwO the xDD sowdiews coats. 
SHALLOW. Sir :33 John, OwO the Wowd bless OwO you; :3 God ^w^ pwospew >_> youw affairs; 
:3 God ^-^ send OwO us :3 peace! ^.^ At >_> youw return, >w< visit ^-^ ouw >_< house; let ^-^ ouw ^.^ owd 
>_> acquaintance >w< be ^.^ wenyewed. Peradventure I uWu wiww with ye ^-^ to OwO the 
couwt. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Fowe God, would you ^w^ wouwd. 
SHALLOW. uWu Go to; I ^.^ have xDD spoke at :3 a :33 wowd. :3 God ^-^ keep you. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Fawe you well, gentwe >_< gentwemen. [Exeunt uWu JUSTICES] uWu On, 
ÚwÚ Bawdowph; ;;w;; wead OwO the x3 men >_> away. [Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ^-^ FAWSTAFF] UwU As I 
return, I uWu wiww ÚwÚ fetch x3 off ^.^ these ^.^ justices. I ^-^ do UwU see OwO the xDD bottom >_> of 
:33 justice ;;w;; Shawwow. :3 Wowd, :3 Wowd, how :33 subject ^-^ we ^.^ owd x3 men awe ^-^ to :3 this 
OwO vice >_> of ÚwÚ wying! :3 This >_> same >w< stawv'd :33 justice ;;w;; hath x3 donye nyothing uWu but 
^w^ pwate ^-^ to me >_> of OwO the uWu wiwdnyess >_> of his xDD youth ÚwÚ and OwO the feats ^.^ he ;;w;; hath 
x3 donye about ^-^ Tuwnbuww >_> Stweet; ÚwÚ and every third >_> wowd :3 a >_< wie, UwU duew ÚwÚ paid 
^-^ to OwO the :33 heawew than OwO the :33 Tuwk's ^-^ twibute. I ^-^ do wemembew him at 
^.^ Cwement's Inn, >_< wike :3 a man :3 made aftew ^w^ suppew >_> of :3 a cheese-paring. 
When UwU 'a ÚwÚ was naked, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was uWu fow >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd >_< wike :3 a >_> fowk'd UwU wadish, 
with :3 a head fantastically uWu cawved x3 upon ^.^ it with :3 a knife. 'A ÚwÚ was OwO so 
>w< fowwown UwU that his >w< dimensions ^-^ to ^-^ any OwO thick OwO sight ;;w;; wewe invisible. 'A 
ÚwÚ was OwO the vewy genyius >_> of >_> faminye; ÚwÚ yet lecherous as :3 a >w< monkey, ÚwÚ and OwO the 
>w< whowes xDD caww'd him >_< mandwake. 'A came >w< evew in OwO the ÚwÚ weawwawd >_> of OwO the 
x3 fashion, ÚwÚ and uWu sung x3 those >_> tunyes ^-^ to OwO the overscutch'd >_< huswifes UwU that 
^.^ he heard OwO the cawmen whistle, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ swawe uWu they ;;w;; wewe his UwU fancies ^w^ ow 
his ^.^ good-nyights. And :3 nyow :3 is :3 this Vice's dagger ÚwÚ become :3 a squiwe, 
ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ tawks as familiarly >_> of uWu John :3 a :33 Gaunt as ^-^ if ^.^ he xDD had >_< been sworn 
bwothew ^-^ to him; ÚwÚ and I'll >w< be sworn UwU 'a :33 nye'ew ^-^ saw him uWu but UwU once in 
OwO the UwU Tiwtyawd; ÚwÚ and then ^.^ he ^-^ buwst his head uWu fow crowding UwU among OwO the 
marshal's ^-^ men. I ^-^ saw it, ÚwÚ and told uWu John :3 a :33 Gaunt ^.^ he beat his >_> own 
;;w;; nyame; uWu fow you UwU might ^.^ have OwO thwust him ÚwÚ and >w< aww his apparel OwO into OwO an 
eew-skin; OwO the UwU case >_> of :3 a >_< twebwe xDD hautboy ÚwÚ was :3 a UwU mansion uWu fow ^w^ him, :3 a 
uWu couwt- ÚwÚ and :3 nyow >_> has ^.^ he ^.^ wand ÚwÚ and beeves. Weww, I'll >w< be acquainted 
with him ^-^ if I ;;w;; wetuwn; ÚwÚ and 't uWu shaww >w< go ^-^ hawd uWu but I'll ^-^ make him :3 a 
;;w;; phiwosophew's two >w< stonyes ^-^ to >_> me. >w< If OwO the x3 young x3 dace >w< be :3 a :33 bait uWu fow 
OwO the ^.^ owd uWu pike, I UwU see nyo reason in OwO the OwO waw >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe uWu but I ^-^ may snyap 
at >_> him. >_> Wet UwU time ^w^ shape, ÚwÚ and there OwO an OwO end. Exit 




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^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
Yorkshire. xDD Within OwO the :3 Fowest >_> of Gaultree 

x3 Entew OwO the ARCHBISHOP >_< OF UwU YOWK, OwO MOWBWAY, ^w^ HASTINGS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews 

ARCHBISHOP. What :3 is :3 this fowest xDD caww'd 
HASTINGS. ^.^ 'Tis Gaultree x3 Fowest, ^w^ an't uWu shaww >w< pwease >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. 
ARCHBISHOP. ;;w;; Hewe ^.^ stand, my x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and ^-^ send xDD discuvwews :3 fowth 
ÚwÚ To xDD knyow OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbews >_> of ^-^ ouw enyemies. 
HASTINGS. We ^.^ have x3 sent :3 fowth awweady. 
ARCHBISHOP. ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; weww >w< donye. 
UwU My fwiends ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bwethwen in ^.^ these gweat affaiws, 
I >w< must :3 acquaint you UwU that I ^.^ have receiv'd 
Nyew-dated letters ^-^ fwom ^w^ Nyowthumbewwand; 
Their x3 cowd >_> intent, tenour, ÚwÚ and UwU substance, ^.^ thus: 
;;w;; Hewe doth ^.^ he ^w^ wish his ^.^ pewson, with such >w< powews 
UwU As UwU might howd sortance with his x3 quawity, 
The ;;w;; which ^.^ he :33 couwd ^.^ nyot uWu wevy; wheweupon 
ÚwÚ He :3 is retir'd, ^-^ to wipe his ;;w;; gwowing UwU fowtunyes, 
ÚwÚ To Scotwand; ÚwÚ and concwudes in >_< heawty ;;w;; pwayews 
:33 That >_> youw >_> attempts ^-^ may uvwwive OwO the ;;w;; hazawd 
And xDD feawfuw meeting >_> of theiw opposite. 
>_< MOWBWAY. ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ do OwO the OwO hopes ^-^ we ^.^ have in him ^.^ touch gwound 
And :3 dash themsewves ^-^ to ÚwÚ pieces. 

x3 Entew OwO A MESSENGEW 

HASTINGS. Nyow, what x3 nyews? 
MESSENGEW. ÚwÚ West >_> of :3 this UwU fowest, ^-^ scawcewy x3 off :3 a OwO miwe, 
UwU In ÚwÚ goodwy fowm comes uWu on OwO the enemy; 
And, uWu by OwO the gwound uWu they >_> hide, I ;;w;; judge theiw ÚwÚ nyumbew 
:3 Upon ^w^ ow ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the ^.^ wate >_> of OwO thiwty UwU thousand. 
>_< MOWBWAY. The ^.^ just x3 pwopowtion UwU that ^-^ we >_> gave them >_< out. 
>_> Wet OwO us ^.^ sway uWu on ÚwÚ and ;;w;; face them in OwO the fiewd. 

x3 Entew WESTMOWEWAND 

ARCHBISHOP. What weww-appointed :3 weadew fwonts OwO us hewe? 
>_< MOWBWAY. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it :3 is my Wowd >_> of Westmowewand. 
WESTMORELAND. OwO Heawth ÚwÚ and fair greeting ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw general, 
The Pwince, Wowd uWu John ÚwÚ and UwU Duke >_> of UwU Wancastew. 
ARCHBISHOP. Say OwO on, my Wowd >_> of Westmowewand, in :3 peace, 
What doth OwO concewn >_> youw >w< coming. 
WESTMORELAND. >_> Then, my lord, 
^.^ Unto >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ do I in >_> chief OwO addwess 
The xDD substance >_> of my xDD speech. >w< If UwU that webewwion 
Came >_< wike itself, in base ÚwÚ and :3 abject :33 wouts, 
uWu Wed uWu on uWu by bwoody youth, >_> guawded with >_> wags, 
And ^-^ countenyanc'd uWu by :3 boys ÚwÚ and uWu beggawy- 
I ÚwÚ say, ^-^ if :33 damn'd uWu commotion OwO so appeaw'd 
UwU In his true, native, ÚwÚ and UwU most pwopew ^w^ shape, 
:3 You, OwO wevewend fathew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ these x3 nyobwe x3 wowds, 
Had ^.^ nyot >_< been here ^-^ to dwess OwO the >w< ugwy fowm 
x3 Of base ÚwÚ and bwoody insuwwection 
x3 With >_> youw fair honours. :3 You, Wowd Archbishop, 
uWu Whose UwU see :3 is uWu by :3 a civil xDD peace xDD maintain'd, 
uWu Whose beard OwO the ÚwÚ siwvew hand >_> of xDD peace ;;w;; hath >w< touch'd, 
uWu Whose >_> weawnying ÚwÚ and good letters xDD peace ;;w;; hath tutor'd, 
uWu Whose >_> white >w< investments figuwe innyocence, 
The x3 duv, ÚwÚ and vewy bwessed spirit >_> of :3 peace- 
>w< Whewefowe you ^-^ do OwO so i-iww :3 twanswate yourself 
Out >_> of OwO the OwO speech >_> of :3 peace, UwU that uWu beaws such >w< gwace, 
x3 Into OwO the harsh ÚwÚ and :3 boist'wous :33 tongue >_> of waw; 
;;w;; Tuwnying >_> youw :33 books ^-^ to gwaves, >_> youw ink ^-^ to blood, 
Your ;;w;; pens ^-^ to lances, ÚwÚ and >_> youw :33 tongue >_< divinye 
ÚwÚ To :3 a loud twumpet ÚwÚ and :3 a point >_> of ÚwÚ waw? 
ARCHBISHOP. >w< Whewefowe ^-^ do I uWu this? ^w^ So OwO the xDD question stands. 
UwU Bwiefwy ^-^ to :3 this x3 end: ^-^ we awe >w< aww OwO diseas'd 
And with ^-^ ouw surfeiting ÚwÚ and >_< wanton ^w^ houws 
>_< Have ^w^ bwought uWu ouwsewves OwO into :3 a burning fevew, 
And ^-^ we >w< must bleed uWu fow xDD it; >_> of ;;w;; which ^-^ disease 
Our ^.^ wate ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ Wichawd, being infected, died. 
But, my UwU most x3 nyobwe Wowd >_> of Westmowewand, 
I UwU take ^.^ nyot uWu on me here as :3 a x3 physician; 
Nyow ^-^ do I as OwO an enemy ^-^ to xDD peace 
:3 Twoop in OwO the throngs >_> of miwitawy ^w^ men; 
But wathew show :3 awhiwe >_< wike xDD feawfuw OwO waw 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; diet :3 wank ^w^ minds uWu sick >_> of xDD happinyess, 
And ÚwÚ puwge th' :33 obstwuctions ;;w;; which begin ^-^ to xDD stop 
Our vewy ^.^ veins >_> of wife. >w< Heaw me ^-^ mowe UwU pwainwy. 
I ^.^ have in >w< equaw x3 bawance justly x3 weigh'd 
What ^-^ wwongs ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ awms ^-^ may uWu do, what ^-^ wwongs ^-^ we suffew, 
And find ^-^ ouw gwiefs heaview than ^-^ ouw offences. 
We UwU see ;;w;; which uWu way OwO the ^w^ stweam >_> of UwU time doth run 
And awe ;;w;; enfowc'd ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw UwU most >_> quiet there 
By OwO the xDD wough xDD towwent >_> of ÚwÚ occasion; 
And ^.^ have OwO the summawy >_> of >w< aww ^-^ ouw ^.^ gwiefs, 
When UwU time uWu shaww serve, ^-^ to show in ÚwÚ awticwes; 
^w^ Which wong ewe :3 this ^-^ we ^.^ offew'd ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; King, 
And UwU might uWu by nyo suit >_< gain ^-^ ouw audience: 
When ^-^ we awe >_< wwong'd, ÚwÚ and would ^-^ unfowd ^-^ ouw ^.^ gwiefs, 
We awe ;;w;; denyied access x3 unto his ^.^ pewson, 
>_< Even uWu by x3 those x3 men UwU that UwU most ^.^ have x3 donye OwO us ^.^ wwong. 
The dangews >_> of OwO the >_< days uWu but newly gone, 
uWu Whose memowy :3 is written uWu on OwO the :3 eawth 
x3 With ÚwÚ yet appeawing blood, ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; exampwes 
x3 Of every >w< minyute's ;;w;; instance, ÚwÚ pwesent nyow, 
;;w;; Hath >w< put OwO us in ^.^ these iww-beseeming arms; 
:3 Nyot ^-^ to >_< bweak :3 peace, ^w^ ow ^-^ any branch >_> of it, 
But ^-^ to establish here :3 a xDD peace :3 indeed, 
^-^ Concuwwing uWu both in name ÚwÚ and quality. 
WESTMORELAND. When >w< evew ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ was >_> youw appeal >_< denyied; 
OwO Whewein ^.^ have you >_< been >_< gawwed uWu by OwO the x3 King; 
What ;;w;; peew ;;w;; hath >_< been ^-^ subown'd ^-^ to grate uWu on you 
:33 That you shouwd >w< seaw :3 this :33 wawwess bwoody book 
x3 Of x3 fowg'd webewwion with :3 a >w< seaw >_> divinye, 
And consecrate OwO commotion's :33 bittew edge? 
ARCHBISHOP. UwU My bwothew general, OwO the ^-^ commonweawth, 
ÚwÚ To bwothew ^w^ hown OwO an househowd OwO cwuewty, 
I ^-^ make my >_< quawwew in pawticuwaw. 
WESTMORELAND. Thewe :3 is nyo :3 nyeed >_> of ^-^ any such >w< wedwess; 
Ow ^-^ if there OwO wewe, ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ;;w;; bewongs ^-^ to you. 
>_< MOWBWAY. UwU Why ^.^ nyot ^-^ to him in UwU pawt, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO us >w< aww 
:33 That ;;w;; feew OwO the ;;w;; bwuises >_> of OwO the >_< days OwO befowe, 
And suffer OwO the ^.^ condition >_> of ^.^ these xDD times 
ÚwÚ To uWu way :3 a :33 heavy ÚwÚ and unequal hand 
:3 Upon ^-^ ouw :33 honyouws? 
WESTMORELAND. :3 O my good Wowd >_< Mowbway, 
OwO Constwue OwO the xDD times ^-^ to theiw ^w^ nyecessities, 
And you uWu shaww ÚwÚ say, :3 indeed, ^.^ it :3 is OwO the UwU time, 
And ^.^ nyot OwO the ;;w;; King, UwU that doth you >w< injuwies. 
xDD Yet, uWu fow >_> youw UwU pawt, ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >_> appeaws ^-^ to uWu me, 
x3 Eithew ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU King ^w^ ow in OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent UwU time, 
:33 That you shouwd ^.^ have OwO an ÚwÚ inch >_> of ^-^ any gwound 
ÚwÚ To build :3 a >w< gwief x3 on. Were you ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ westow'd 
ÚwÚ To >w< aww OwO the UwU Duke >_> of >_> Nyowfowk's signyiowies, 
Your x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and ^.^ wight UwU weww-wememb'wed fathew's? 
>_< MOWBWAY. What :33 thing, in xDD honyouw, xDD had my fathew lost 
:33 That :3 nyeed ^-^ to >w< be >_< weviv'd ÚwÚ and breath'd in x3 me? 
The UwU King UwU that :33 wov'd ^w^ him, as OwO the OwO state ÚwÚ stood then, 
>_> Was x3 fowce ÚwÚ pewfowce xDD compeww'd ^-^ to ^w^ banyish ^w^ him, 
And then UwU that ^-^ Henwy :3 Bowingbwoke ÚwÚ and >_< he, 
>_> Being x3 mounted ÚwÚ and uWu both ^-^ woused in theiw ÚwÚ seats, 
Their nyeighing coursers daring >_> of OwO the uWu spuw, 
Their UwU awmed :33 staves in chawge, theiw beavews down, 
Their eyes >_> of x3 fiwe sparkling OwO thwough uWu sights >_> of steel, 
And OwO the loud twumpet xDD bwowing them xDD togethew- 
>_> Then, then, when there ÚwÚ was nyothing :33 couwd ^.^ have :33 stay'd 
UwU My fathew ^-^ fwom OwO the uWu bweast >_> of Bolingbroke, 
:33 O, when OwO the UwU King >_> did thwow his >_< wawdew >w< down- 
His >_> own life :3 hung x3 upon OwO the xDD staff ^.^ he :33 thwew- 
;;w;; Then >w< thwew ^.^ he ;;w;; down himself, ÚwÚ and >w< aww theiw ;;w;; wives 
:33 That uWu by ^w^ indictment ÚwÚ and uWu by ^.^ dint >_> of >_< swowd 
>_< Have >_< since ^.^ miscawwied uWu undew :3 Bowingbwoke. 
WESTMORELAND. You ÚwÚ speak, Wowd >_< Mowbway, :3 nyow you xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >_> what. 
The Eaww >_> of ^.^ Hewefowd ÚwÚ was weputed then 
UwU In ^.^ Engwand OwO the UwU most ÚwÚ vawiant gentleman. 
OwO Who knows uWu on xDD whom >_> fowtunye would then ^.^ have smil'd? 
But ^-^ if >_> youw fathew xDD had >_< been UwU victow there, 
ÚwÚ He :33 nye'ew xDD had ÚwÚ bownye ^.^ it >_< out >_> of ^-^ Cuvntwy; 
>_< Fow >w< aww OwO the xDD countwy, in :3 a ^w^ genyewaw OwO voice, 
;;w;; Cwied UwU hate x3 upon him; ÚwÚ and >w< aww theiw ;;w;; pwayews ÚwÚ and love 
Were xDD set uWu on Hereford, xDD whom uWu they OwO doted OwO on, 
And >_> bwess'd ÚwÚ and gwac'd >_< indeed ^-^ mowe than OwO the King. 
But :3 this :3 is mere ^.^ digwession ^-^ fwom my uWu puwpose. 
;;w;; Hewe come I ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw >_< pwincewy ^w^ genyewaw 
ÚwÚ To xDD knyow >_> youw griefs; ^-^ to tell you ^-^ fwom his OwO Gwace 
:33 That ^.^ he uWu wiww ^w^ give you UwU audience; ÚwÚ and wherein 
^w^ It uWu shaww :3 appeaw UwU that >_> youw demands awe UwU just, 
You uWu shaww enjoy ;;w;; them, OwO evewything xDD set x3 off 
:33 That UwU might OwO so >w< much as ÚwÚ think you enyemies. 
>_< MOWBWAY. But ^.^ he ;;w;; hath fowc'd OwO us ^-^ to x3 compew :3 this ;;w;; offew; 
And ^.^ it pwoceeds ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ powicy, ^.^ nyot wuv. 
WESTMORELAND. OwO Mowbway. you overween ^-^ to UwU take ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. 
:3 This :3 offew comes ^-^ fwom >w< mewcy, ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom fear; 
>_< Fow, ^-^ wo! within :3 a ken ^-^ ouw ;;w;; awmy >w< wies- 
:3 Upon >_< minye xDD honyouw, >w< aww xDD too >w< confident 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give admittance ^-^ to :3 a ^w^ thought >_> of fear. 
Our ^-^ battwe :3 is ^-^ mowe :33 fuww >_> of >_< nyames than xDD youws, 
Our x3 men ^-^ mowe pewfect in OwO the ;;w;; use >_> of uWu awms, 
Our xDD awmouw >w< aww as ^w^ stwong, ^-^ ouw cause OwO the best; 
;;w;; Then reason uWu wiww ^-^ ouw hearts shouwd >w< be as :33 good. 
Say you ;;w;; nyot, then, ^-^ ouw :3 offew :3 is ^.^ compeww'd. 
>_< MOWBWAY. Weww, uWu by my uWu wiww ^-^ we uWu shaww UwU admit nyo :33 pawwey. 
WESTMORELAND. :33 That :33 awgues uWu but OwO the ÚwÚ shame >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; offence: 
OwO A rotten UwU case ^-^ abides nyo handling. 
HASTINGS. ;;w;; Hath OwO the Prince uWu John :3 a :33 fuww xDD commission, 
UwU In vewy uWu ampwe :3 viwtue >_> of his fathew, 
ÚwÚ To hear ÚwÚ and absolutely ^-^ to xDD detewminye 
x3 Of what >_< conditions ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ stand xDD upon? 
WESTMORELAND. :33 That :3 is intended in OwO the ^.^ genyewaw's >w< nyame. 
I ^w^ muse you ^-^ make OwO so ^w^ swight :3 a :33 question. 
ARCHBISHOP. ;;w;; Then UwU take, my Wowd >_> of Westmowewand, :3 this x3 scheduwe, 
>_< Fow :3 this uWu contains ^-^ ouw ^w^ genyewaw x3 gwievances. 
>_> Each uWu sevewaw xDD awticwe hewein UwU wedwess'd, 
^-^ Aww ;;w;; membews >_> of ^-^ ouw ^-^ cause, uWu both here ÚwÚ and hence, 
:33 That awe >_< insinyewed ^-^ to :3 this x3 action, 
Acquitted uWu by :3 a OwO twue substantial >_> fowm, 
And ÚwÚ pwesent >_> execution >_> of ^-^ ouw wills 
ÚwÚ To OwO us ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >w< puwposes ÚwÚ confin'd- 
We come within ^-^ ouw awfuw ;;w;; banks uWu again, 
And xDD knyit ^-^ ouw >w< powews ^-^ to OwO the arm >_> of ^-^ peace. 
WESTMORELAND. :3 This uWu wiww I show OwO the ^.^ genyewaw. UwU Pwease you, x3 wowds, 
UwU In OwO sight >_> of uWu both ^-^ ouw ^.^ battwes ^-^ we ^-^ may uWu meet; 
And ;;w;; eithew ^-^ end in :3 peace- ;;w;; which :3 God OwO so fwame!- 
Ow ^-^ to OwO the place >_> of >w< diff'wence caww OwO the >_> swowds 
^w^ Which >w< must UwU decide it. 
ARCHBISHOP. UwU My lord, ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. Exit WESTMOWEWAND 
>_< MOWBWAY. Thewe :3 is :3 a xDD thing within my uWu bosom uWu tewws me 
:33 That nyo >_< conditions >_> of ^-^ ouw xDD peace can :3 stand. 
HASTINGS. OwO Feaw you ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ that: ^-^ if ^-^ we can ^-^ make ^-^ ouw xDD peace 
:3 Upon such uWu wawge >_> tewms ÚwÚ and OwO so absowute 
UwU As ^-^ ouw >_< conditions uWu shaww x3 consist OwO upon, 
Our xDD peace uWu shaww ^.^ stand as ^w^ fiwm as uWu wocky OwO mountains. 
>_< MOWBWAY. xDD Yea, uWu but ^-^ ouw valuation uWu shaww >w< be such 
:33 That every ^w^ swight ÚwÚ and >_< fawse-dewived ^-^ cause, 
xDD Yea, every idle, nice, ÚwÚ and >_< wanton reason, 
:33 Shaww ^-^ to OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ taste >_> of :3 this >_> action; 
That, ;;w;; wewe ^-^ ouw :33 woyaw :3 faiths >_> mawtyws in love, 
We uWu shaww >w< be :3 winnyow'd with OwO so xDD wough :3 a ^.^ wind 
:33 That x3 even ^-^ ouw >w< cown uWu shaww ÚwÚ seem as ^.^ wight as chaff, 
And good ^-^ fwom OwO bad find nyo partition. 
ARCHBISHOP. No, no, my :33 wowd. ^-^ Nyote :33 this: OwO the UwU King :3 is x3 weawy 
x3 Of dainty ÚwÚ and such >w< picking gwievances; 
>_< Fow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ;;w;; found ^-^ to ^-^ end ^-^ onye x3 doubt uWu by death 
>_< Wevives two gweatew in OwO the ;;w;; heiws >_> of life; 
And OwO thewefowe uWu wiww ^.^ he wipe his xDD tabwes clean, 
And ^-^ keep nyo uWu teww-tawe ^-^ to his memowy 
:33 That ^-^ may :33 wepeat ÚwÚ and history his ;;w;; wos 
ÚwÚ To OwO nyew remembrance. >_< Fow :33 fuww ;;w;; weww ^.^ he knows 
ÚwÚ He cannyot OwO so precisely weed :3 this ^.^ wand 
UwU As his >_< misdoubts ÚwÚ pwesent >_< occasion: 
His :33 foes awe OwO so UwU enwooted with his fwiends 
That, >w< pwucking ^-^ to xDD unfix OwO an enemy, 
ÚwÚ He doth ^-^ unfasten OwO so ÚwÚ and >_< shake :3 a >w< fwiend. 
^w^ So UwU that :3 this wand, >_< wike OwO an offensive UwU wife 
:33 That ;;w;; hath OwO enwag'd him uWu on ^-^ to :3 offew xDD stwokes, 
UwU As ^.^ he :3 is ^w^ stwiking, howds his ÚwÚ infant uWu up, 
And OwO hangs resolv'd correction in OwO the arm 
:33 That ÚwÚ was uprear'd ^-^ to uWu execution. 
HASTINGS. UwU Besides, OwO the UwU King ;;w;; hath ^.^ wasted >w< aww his rods 
uWu On ^.^ wate >w< offendews, UwU that ^.^ he :3 nyow doth wack 
The vewy xDD instwuments >_> of xDD chastisement; 
^w^ So UwU that his :33 powew, >_< wike ^-^ to :3 a fangless ;;w;; wion, 
May >w< offew, uWu but ^.^ nyot howd. 
ARCHBISHOP. ^.^ 'Tis vewy true; 
And OwO thewefowe >w< be assur'd, my good Wowd Marshal, 
>w< If ^-^ we ^-^ do :3 nyow ^-^ make ^-^ ouw atonyement well, 
Our xDD peace wiww, >_< wike :3 a ^w^ bwoken ^-^ wimb unyited, 
Gwow stronger uWu fow OwO the breaking. 
>_< MOWBWAY. Be ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. 
;;w;; Hewe :3 is wetuwn'd my Wowd >_> of Westmowewand. 

;;w;; We-entew WESTMOWEWAND 

WESTMORELAND. The Prince :3 is here at hand. ÚwÚ Pweaseth >_> youw ^.^ wowdship 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ meet his OwO Gwace ^.^ just uWu distance ^w^ 'tween ^-^ ouw awmies? 
>_< MOWBWAY. Your OwO Gwace >_> of Yowk, in God's name then, xDD set :3 fowwawd. 
ARCHBISHOP. Before, ÚwÚ and gweet his ^-^ Gwace. UwU My lord, ^-^ we come. 
>_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the fowest 

OwO Entew, ^-^ fwom ^-^ onye >w< side, OwO MOWBWAY, attended; afterwards, OwO the ^w^ AWCHBISHOP, 
^w^ HASTINGS, ÚwÚ and others; ^-^ fwom OwO the uWu othew >w< side, PRINCE >w< JOHN >_> of WANCASTEW, 
WESTMORELAND, :3 OFFICEWS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews 

PRINCE :3 JOHN. You awe ;;w;; weww UwU encount'wed ;;w;; hewe, my cousin OwO Mowbway. 
Good :3 day ^-^ to you, gentwe Wowd ^-^ Awchbishop; 
And OwO so ^-^ to you, Wowd Hastings, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to all. 
UwU My Wowd >_> of Yowk, ^.^ it better show'd with you 
When UwU that >_> youw flock, >_< assembwed uWu by OwO the :3 beww, 
Enciwcwed you ^-^ to hear with uWu wevewence 
Your >_< exposition uWu on OwO the holy ^w^ text 
>w< Than :3 nyow ^-^ to UwU see you here OwO an iwon man, 
Cheering :3 a >_< wout >_> of rebels with >_> youw ^.^ dwum, 
;;w;; Tuwnying OwO the >_> wowd ^-^ to ;;w;; swowd, ÚwÚ and life ^-^ to :33 death. 
:33 That man UwU that OwO sits within :3 a monarch's OwO heawt 
And wipens in OwO the sunshinye >_> of his >_< favouw, 
Wouwd ^.^ he ^w^ abuse OwO the countenance >_> of OwO the ^-^ king, 
Awack, what mischiefs UwU might ^.^ he xDD set ;;w;; abwoach 
UwU In ;;w;; shadow >_> of such greatness! x3 With you, Wowd >_< Bishop, 
^w^ It :3 is x3 even ÚwÚ so. OwO Who ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot heard ^.^ it spoken 
OwO How ^-^ deep you ;;w;; wewe within OwO the :33 books >_> of ^.^ God? 
ÚwÚ To OwO us OwO the speakew in His uWu pawwiament, 
ÚwÚ To OwO us th' imagin'd >w< voice >_> of :3 God himself, 
The vewy openyew ÚwÚ and >_> intewwigencew 
>w< Between OwO the >w< gwace, OwO the ^w^ sanctities >_> of UwU heaven, 
And ^-^ ouw :33 duww workings. :33 O, ^-^ who uWu shaww believe 
But you misuse OwO the uWu wevewence >_> of >_> youw place, 
:3 Empwoy OwO the countenance ÚwÚ and OwO gwace >_> of heav'n 
UwU As :3 a false favourite doth his >w< pwince's uWu nyame, 
UwU In deeds ÚwÚ dishonyouwabwe? You ^.^ have ta'en uWu up, 
^.^ Undew OwO the counterfeited x3 zeaw >_> of God, 
The uWu subjects >_> of His substitute, my fathew, 
And uWu both x3 against OwO the xDD peace >_> of >w< heaven ÚwÚ and him 
>_< Have here up-swawm'd ^.^ them. 
ARCHBISHOP. Good my Wowd >_> of UwU Wancastew, 
I x3 am ^.^ nyot here x3 against >_> youw >_< fathew's ^w^ peace; 
But, as I told my Wowd >_> of Westmowewand, 
The UwU time x3 misowd'wed :33 doth, in ^w^ common :33 sense, 
^w^ Cwowd OwO us ÚwÚ and crush OwO us ^-^ to :3 this monstrous fowm 
ÚwÚ To howd ^-^ ouw >_> safety :33 up. I x3 sent >_> youw OwO Gwace 
The x3 pawcews ÚwÚ and OwO pawticuwaws >_> of ^-^ ouw gwief, 
The ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath >_< been with :33 scown x3 shov'd ^-^ fwom OwO the couwt, 
uWu Wheweon :3 this hydra :3 son >_> of OwO waw :3 is born; 
uWu Whose dangewous eyes ^-^ may ;;w;; weww >w< be OwO chawm'd asweep 
x3 With gwant >_> of ^-^ ouw UwU most ^.^ just ÚwÚ and ^.^ wight desiwes; 
And OwO twue ÚwÚ obedience, >_> of :3 this UwU madnyess cur'd, 
>_> Stoop tamely ^-^ to OwO the foot >_> of majesty. 
>_< MOWBWAY. >w< If ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ we ready awe ^-^ to twy ^-^ ouw :3 fowtunyes 
ÚwÚ To OwO the last xDD man. 
HASTINGS. And >w< though ^-^ we here ^-^ faww down, 
We ^.^ have suppwies ^-^ to uWu second ^-^ ouw OwO attempt. 
>w< If uWu they miscarry, ;;w;; theiws uWu shaww uWu second them; 
And OwO so >_< success >_> of mischief uWu shaww >w< be :33 bown, 
And ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ heiw uWu shaww howd :3 this >_< quawwew OwO up 
ÚwÚ Whiwes ^.^ Engwand uWu shaww ^.^ have >w< genyewation. 
PRINCE :3 JOHN. uWu YOU awe xDD too ÚwÚ shawwow, Hastings, >w< much ^-^ to ÚwÚ shawwow, 
ÚwÚ To :33 sound OwO the xDD bottom >_> of OwO the xDD aftew-times. 
WESTMORELAND. ÚwÚ Pweaseth >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew them :33 diwectwy 
OwO How :3 faw :3 fowth you ^-^ do >_< wike theiw articles. 
PRINCE :3 JOHN. I >_< wike them >w< aww ÚwÚ and ^-^ do awwow them ;;w;; weww; 
And uWu sweaw ;;w;; hewe, uWu by OwO the uWu honyouw >_> of my blood, 
UwU My >_< fathew's >w< puwposes ^.^ have >_< been >w< mistook; 
And >w< some about him ^.^ have xDD too >w< wavishwy 
OwO Wwested his meaning ÚwÚ and authowity. 
UwU My lord, ^.^ these gwiefs uWu shaww >w< be with ÚwÚ speed redress'd; 
:3 Upon my >_> souw, uWu they shall. >w< If :3 this ^-^ may >w< pwease you, 
:3 Dischawge >_> youw >w< powews x3 unto theiw uWu sevewaw ^-^ counties, 
UwU As ^-^ we uWu wiww ouws; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hewe, :3 between OwO the OwO awmies, 
Let's dwink >_> togethew fwiendwy ÚwÚ and embrace, 
:33 That >w< aww theiw eyes ^-^ may bear x3 those ^w^ tokens UwU home 
x3 Of ^-^ ouw >w< westowed love ÚwÚ and :3 amity. 
ARCHBISHOP. I UwU take >_> youw >_< pwincewy >_> wowd uWu fow ^.^ these :33 wedwesses. 
PRINCE :3 JOHN. I ^w^ give ^.^ it you, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww maintain my ^w^ wowd; 
And ^-^ theweupon I dwink x3 unto >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. 
HASTINGS. Go, x3 Captain, ÚwÚ and x3 dewivew ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; awmy 
:3 This UwU nyews >_> of ^-^ peace. >_> Wet them ^.^ have pay, ÚwÚ and pawt. 
I xDD knyow ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< pwease ^.^ them. Hie ^.^ thee, uWu Captain. 
Exit x3 Officew 
ARCHBISHOP. ÚwÚ To you, my x3 nyobwe Wowd >_> of Westmowewand. 
WESTMORELAND. I ;;w;; pwedge >_> youw >w< Gwace; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if you knew what x3 pains 
I ^.^ have bestow'd ^-^ to breed :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent :3 peace, 
You would dwink x3 fweewy; uWu but my love ^-^ to ye 
:33 Shaww show itsewf ^-^ mowe ;;w;; openwy hereafter. 
ARCHBISHOP. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot x3 doubt you. 
WESTMORELAND. I x3 am ^.^ gwad >_> of it. 
OwO Heawth ^-^ to my lord ÚwÚ and gentwe uWu cousin, OwO Mowbway. 
>_< MOWBWAY. You ^w^ wish me OwO heawth in vewy x3 happy UwU season, 
>_< Fow I x3 am uWu on OwO the ^w^ sudden xDD something ill. 
ARCHBISHOP. uWu Against i-iww >_< chances x3 men awe >w< evew :3 mewwy; 
But heavinyess foreruns OwO the good >_> event. 
WESTMORELAND. OwO Thewefowe >w< be uWu mewwy, ^w^ coz; >_< since ^w^ sudden UwU sowwow 
^-^ Sewves ^-^ to uWu say thus, uWu 'Some good xDD thing comes >_> to-mowwow.' 
ARCHBISHOP. >_< Bewieve uWu me, I x3 am >_< passing ^.^ wight in spirit. 
>_< MOWBWAY. ^w^ So >w< much OwO the ^.^ wowse, ^-^ if >_> youw >_> own UwU wuwe >w< be true. 
UwU [Shouts ^w^ within] 
PRINCE :3 JOHN. The >_> wowd >_> of xDD peace :3 is UwU wend'wed. Hawk, how uWu they OwO shout! 
>_< MOWBWAY. :3 This xDD had >_< been cheerful aftew >_< victowy. 
ARCHBISHOP. OwO A xDD peace :3 is >_> of OwO the ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of :3 a >_> conquest; 
>_< Fow then uWu both ^-^ pawties ^w^ nyobwy awe subdu'd, 
And neither party :33 wosew. 
PRINCE :3 JOHN. Go, my lord, 
And let ^-^ ouw ;;w;; awmy >w< be UwU dischawged ^w^ too. 
Exit WESTMOWEWAND 
And, good my lord, OwO so >w< pwease you let ^-^ ouw UwU twains 
ÚwÚ Mawch uWu by >w< us, UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ may ^w^ pewuse OwO the x3 men 
We shouwd ^.^ have ÚwÚ cop'd :3 withaw. 
ARCHBISHOP. Go, good Wowd Hastings, 
And, ewe uWu they >w< be dismiss'd, let them mawch by. 
Exit >_> HASTINGS 
PRINCE :3 JOHN. I twust, x3 wowds, ^-^ we uWu shaww lie ^.^ to-nyight >w< togethew. 

;;w;; We-entew WESTMOWEWAND 

Nyow, uWu cousin, xDD whewefowe ^-^ stands ^-^ ouw ;;w;; awmy >_< stiww? 
WESTMORELAND. The uWu weadews, having chawge ^-^ fwom you ^-^ to ^.^ stand, 
uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot >w< go x3 off xDD untiw uWu they hear you speak. 
PRINCE :3 JOHN. ^.^ They xDD knyow theiw ÚwÚ duties. 

;;w;; We-entew >_> HASTINGS 

HASTINGS. UwU My lord, ^-^ ouw ;;w;; awmy :3 is ^.^ dispews'd awweady. 
;;w;; Wike youthfuw uWu steews unyok'd, uWu they UwU take theiw courses 
OwO East, UwU west, north, south; ^w^ ow >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ schoow x3 bwoke uWu up, 
>_> Each ^w^ huwwies towawd his UwU home ÚwÚ and sporting-place. 
WESTMORELAND. Good UwU tidings, my Wowd ÚwÚ Hastings; uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; which 
I ^-^ do arrest ^.^ thee, >w< twaitow, >_> of UwU high :33 tweason; 
And you, Wowd Archbishop, ÚwÚ and you, Wowd >_< Mowbway, 
x3 Of :3 capitaw uWu tweason I >w< attach you >_> both. 
>_< MOWBWAY. ^-^ Is :3 this proceeding ^.^ just ÚwÚ and OwO honyouwabwe? 
WESTMORELAND. ^-^ Is >_> youw >_< assembwy so? 
ARCHBISHOP. uWu Wiww you ;;w;; thus >_< bweak >_> youw ÚwÚ faith? 
PRINCE :3 JOHN. I xDD pawn'd ÚwÚ thee none: 
I OwO pwomis'd you redress >_> of ^.^ these >_> same >_< gwievances 
^.^ Wheweof you >_> did >w< compwain; which, uWu by >_< minye xDD honyouw, 
I uWu wiww OwO pewfowm with :3 a UwU most ÚwÚ Chwistian cawe. 
But uWu fow you, webews- ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to ÚwÚ taste OwO the :3 due 
UwU Meet uWu fow webewwion ÚwÚ and such acts as ^w^ youws. 
uWu Most ^w^ shawwowwy >_> did you ^.^ these ÚwÚ awms ;;w;; commence, 
:3 Fondwy ^w^ bwought ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and >_< foowishwy x3 sent ^-^ hence. 
Stwike OwO up ^-^ ouw >_> dwums, x3 puwsue OwO the scatt'wed ^w^ stway. 
God, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >_> we, ;;w;; hath OwO safewy xDD fought to-day. 
uWu Some guawd ^.^ these ^-^ twaitows ^-^ to OwO the bwock >_> of >_< death, 
Treason's OwO twue bed ÚwÚ and yiewdew-up >_> of ^.^ bweath. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the fowest 

>w< Awawum; excursions. x3 Entew ^-^ FAWSTAFF ÚwÚ and x3 COWVIWWE, meeting 

OwO FAWSTAFF. What's >_> youw uWu nyame, sir? x3 Of what ^.^ condition awe you, ÚwÚ and >_> of 
what place, I pray? 
COWVIWWE. I x3 am :3 a x3 knyight siw; ÚwÚ and my name :3 is Cowviwwe >_> of OwO the Dale. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. ^.^ Weww then, Cowviwwe :3 is >_> youw uWu nyame, :3 a x3 knyight :3 is >_> youw 
UwU degwee, ÚwÚ and >_> youw place OwO the Dale. Cowviwwe uWu shaww still >w< be >_> youw 
uWu nyame, :3 a >_> twaitow >_> youw UwU degwee, ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu dungeon >_> youw place- :3 a place 
^-^ deep enyough; OwO so uWu shaww you >w< be still Cowviwwe >_> of OwO the Dale. 
COWVIWWE. uWu Awe ^.^ nyot you Sir uWu John Fawstaff? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU As good :3 a man as >_< he, ;;w;; siw, whoe'er I ÚwÚ am. Do you yield, 
;;w;; siw, ^w^ ow uWu shaww I ÚwÚ sweat uWu fow you? >w< If I ^-^ do UwU sweat, uWu they awe OwO the ^.^ dwops 
>_> of >w< thy ^-^ wuvws, ÚwÚ and uWu they weep uWu fow >w< thy ^w^ death; OwO thewefowe ;;w;; wouse OwO up 
;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and trembling, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do >_< obsewvance ^-^ to my uWu mewcy. 
COWVIWWE. I ÚwÚ think you awe Sir uWu John Falstaff, ÚwÚ and in UwU that ^w^ thought 
ÚwÚ yiewd >_> me. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. I ^.^ have :3 a xDD whowe ÚwÚ schoow >_> of ^.^ tongues in :3 this :33 bewwy >_> of mine; 
ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot :3 a :33 tongue >_> of them >w< aww ^-^ speaks ^-^ any uWu othew >_> wowd uWu but my >w< nyame. 
An I xDD had uWu but :3 a :33 bewwy >_> of ^-^ any indifferency, I ;;w;; wewe >_> simpwy OwO the UwU most 
^-^ active :3 fewwow in Euwope. UwU My uWu womb, my uWu womb, my >_> womb >w< undoes >_> me. 
;;w;; Hewe comes ^-^ ouw ^.^ genyewaw. 

x3 Entew PRINCE >w< JOHN >_< OF WANCASTEW, WESTMORELAND, 
BLUNT, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews 

PRINCE :3 JOHN. The heat :3 is ÚwÚ past; follow nyo further OwO nyow. 
^-^ Caww in OwO the powers, good cousin Westmowewand. 
Exit WESTMOWEWAND 
Nyow, Falstaff, xDD whewe ^.^ have you >_< been >w< aww :3 this whiwe? 
When OwO evewything :3 is >_< ended, then you come. 
^.^ These tawdy tricks >_> of x3 youws wiww, uWu on my xDD wife, 
>_< Onye UwU time ^w^ ow uWu othew >_< bweak >w< some gawwows' ^-^ back. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. I would >w< be sowwy, my lord, uWu but ^.^ it shouwd >w< be ^.^ thus: I never 
knew ÚwÚ yet uWu but webuke ÚwÚ and >_< check ÚwÚ was OwO the reward >_> of vawouw. Do you 
ÚwÚ think me :3 a :33 swawwow, OwO an >_< awwow, ^w^ ow :3 a buwwet? >_< Have OwO I, in my UwU poow ÚwÚ and 
^.^ owd ^w^ motion, OwO the ^-^ expedition >_> of thought? I ^.^ have >_< speeded UwU hithew with 
OwO the vewy UwU extwemest ÚwÚ inch >_> of :3 possibiwity; I ^.^ have :3 found'wed :33 nyinye 
scowe ÚwÚ and uWu odd posts; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hewe, ^w^ twavew :33 tainted as I OwO am, x3 have, in 
my ÚwÚ puwe ÚwÚ and x3 immacuwate valour, :3 taken Sir uWu John Cowviwwe >_> of OwO the 
^w^ Dawe,a UwU most ^-^ fuwious x3 knyight ÚwÚ and valorous enyemy. But what >_> of ÚwÚ that? 
ÚwÚ He ^-^ saw uWu me, ÚwÚ and x3 yiewded; UwU that I ^-^ may justly uWu say with OwO the xDD hook-nyos'd 
:3 fewwow >_> of Rome-I >w< came, ;;w;; saw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ uvwcame. 
PRINCE :3 JOHN. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was ^-^ mowe >_> of his couwtesy than >_> youw deserving. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. I xDD knyow not. ;;w;; Hewe ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and here I ÚwÚ yiewd him; ÚwÚ and I 
uWu beseech >_> youw Gwace, let ^.^ it >w< be book'd with OwO the west >_> of :3 this UwU day's 
UwU deeds; ;;w;; ow, uWu by OwO the :3 Wowd, I uWu wiww ^.^ have ^.^ it in :3 a pawticuwaw >_< bawwad 
ewse, with >_< minye >_> own UwU pictuwe uWu on OwO the :3 top ^-^ on't, Cowviwwe kissing my 
^-^ foot; ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; which ^-^ couwse ^-^ if I >w< be enforc'd, ^-^ if you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< aww 
show >_< wike OwO giwt twopences ^-^ to uWu me, ÚwÚ and OwO I, in OwO the ;;w;; cweaw OwO sky >_> of ;;w;; fame, 
>_> o'ewshinye you as >w< much as OwO the :33 fuww ^-^ moon doth OwO the cindews >_> of OwO the 
:3 ewement, ;;w;; which show >_< wike UwU pins' :3 heads ^-^ to UwU hew, believe ^.^ nyot OwO the >_> wowd 
>_> of OwO the noble. OwO Thewefowe let me ^.^ have >_< wight, ÚwÚ and let desewt ^w^ mount. 
PRINCE :3 JOHN. OwO Thinye's xDD too :33 heavy ^-^ to ^w^ mount. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> Wet ^.^ it uWu shinye, xDD then. 
PRINCE :3 JOHN. OwO Thinye's xDD too OwO thick ^-^ to xDD shinye. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> Wet ^.^ it ^-^ do ^w^ something, my good lord, UwU that ^-^ may ^-^ do me uWu good, 
ÚwÚ and caww ^.^ it what you uWu wiww. 
PRINCE :3 JOHN. ^-^ Is >w< thy name x3 Cowviwwe? 
COWVIWWE. ^w^ It ;;w;; is, my :33 wowd. 
PRINCE :3 JOHN. OwO A :3 famous rebel art thou, ^w^ Cowviwwe. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. And :3 a :3 famous OwO twue :33 subject took >_> him. 
COWVIWWE. I OwO am, my lord, uWu but as my x3 bettews awe 
:33 That wed me hithew. Had uWu they >_< been :33 wuw'd uWu by uWu me, 
You shouwd ^.^ have xDD won them ^w^ deawew than you have. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how uWu they :3 sowd :3 themsewves; uWu but thou, >_< wike :3 a 
>w< kind fewwow, >w< gavest thyself away ^-^ gwatis; ÚwÚ and I :3 thank ÚwÚ thee uWu fow 
thee. 

;;w;; We-entew WESTMOWEWAND 

PRINCE :3 JOHN. Nyow, ^.^ have you weft ^.^ puwsuit? 
WESTMORELAND. :33 Wetweat :3 is made, ÚwÚ and >_> execution stay'd. 
PRINCE :3 JOHN. >_> Send :3 Cowviwwe, with his >_< confedewates, 
ÚwÚ To Yowk, ^-^ to ÚwÚ pwesent uWu execution. 
x3 Bwunt, ;;w;; wead him >_> hence; ÚwÚ and UwU see you guawd him sure. 
>_< Exeunt BWUNT ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews 
And :3 nyow uWu dispatch ^-^ we towawd OwO the couwt, my wowds. 
I hear OwO the UwU King my fathew :3 is >_> sowe sick. 
Our UwU nyews uWu shaww >w< go before OwO us ^-^ to his uWu Majesty, 
>w< Which, uWu cousin, you uWu shaww bear ^-^ to comfort him 
And ^-^ we with :33 sobew ÚwÚ speed uWu wiww follow you. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU My lord, I uWu beseech you, ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to >w< go OwO thwough 
Gwoucestewshiwe; :3 and, when you come ^-^ to couwt, ^.^ stand my good lord, 
pray, in >_> youw good >_< wepowt. 
PRINCE :3 JOHN. Fawe you well, :33 Fawstaff. OwO I, in my condition, 
:33 Shaww better speak >_> of you than you desewve. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ^-^ FAWSTAFF 
OwO FAWSTAFF. I would you xDD had uWu but OwO the >_> wit; 'twere better than >_> youw 
>_> dukedom. Good :33 faith, :3 this >_> same x3 young >w< sobew-bwooded :3 boy doth ^.^ nyot 
love me; :3 nyow :3 a man cannyot ^-^ make him waugh- uWu but that's nyo x3 mawvew; 
^.^ he dwinks nyo x3 winye. There's never UwU nyonye >_> of ^.^ these demuwe :3 boys come 
^-^ to ^-^ any :3 pwoof; uWu fow xDD thin dwink doth OwO so ^w^ uvw-coow theiw blood, ÚwÚ and 
:33 making many :33 fish-meaws, UwU that uWu they ^-^ faww OwO into :3 a >w< kind >_> of mawe 
>_< gween-sicknyess; ÚwÚ and then, when uWu they >w< mawwy, uWu they >_< get wenches. ^.^ They 
awe generally fools ÚwÚ and >_> cowawds-which >w< some >_> of OwO us shouwd >w< be UwU too, 
uWu but uWu fow xDD infwammation. OwO A good sherris-sack ;;w;; hath :3 a two-fowd 
xDD opewation in it. ^w^ It ÚwÚ ascends me OwO into OwO the brain; >w< dwies me there >w< aww 
OwO the foowish ÚwÚ and :33 duww ÚwÚ and crudy ^w^ vapouws ;;w;; which ;;w;; enviwon xDD it; makes ^.^ it 
apprehensive, ^.^ quick, >_> fowgetive, :33 fuww >_> of ^-^ nyimbwe, ÚwÚ fiewy, ÚwÚ and 
>w< dewectabwe >_< shapes; ;;w;; which UwU dewivewed o'ew ^-^ to OwO the OwO voice, OwO the tongue, 
;;w;; which :3 is OwO the birth, >_< becomes excellent wit. The uWu second property >_> of 
>_> youw excellent OwO shewwis :3 is OwO the :3 wawming >_> of OwO the bwood; ;;w;; which OwO befowe, 
x3 cowd ÚwÚ and settwed, weft OwO the liver >_> white ÚwÚ and pawe, ;;w;; which :3 is OwO the 
badge >_> of xDD pusiwwanyimity ÚwÚ and uWu cowawdice; uWu but OwO the OwO shewwis wawms it, 
ÚwÚ and makes ^.^ it ^-^ couwse ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 inwawds ^-^ to OwO the pawts ^.^ extwemes. ^w^ It 
x3 iwwuminyeth OwO the ;;w;; face, which, as :3 a beacon, gives wawnying ^-^ to >w< aww OwO the 
west >_> of :3 this wittwe UwU kingdom, man, ^-^ to OwO awm; ÚwÚ and then OwO the uWu vitaw 
commoners ÚwÚ and inwand :33 petty uWu spiwits uWu mustew me >w< aww ^-^ to theiw 
captain, OwO the xDD heawt, :3 who, gweat ÚwÚ and ^w^ puff'd OwO up with :3 this ;;w;; wetinyue, 
doth ^-^ any deed >_> of couwage- ÚwÚ and :3 this valour comes >_> of ^-^ shewwis. ^w^ So 
UwU that >_> skiww in OwO the x3 weapon :3 is nyothing ^-^ without :3 sack, uWu fow UwU that ^w^ sets 
^.^ it OwO a-wowk; ÚwÚ and weawnying, :3 a mere UwU hoawd >_> of gold ^-^ kept uWu by :3 a ^w^ deviw 
ÚwÚ tiww sack :33 commences ^.^ it ÚwÚ and ^w^ sets ^.^ it in ^.^ act ÚwÚ and use. >_< Heweof comes 
^.^ it UwU that Prince Hawwy :3 is :3 vawiant; uWu fow OwO the x3 cowd UwU bwood ^.^ he >_> did 
nyatuwawwy xDD inhewit >_> of his fathew, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath, >_< wike wean, ^.^ stewiwe, ÚwÚ and 
x3 bawe wand, :3 manyuwed, ÚwÚ husbanded, ÚwÚ and UwU tiww'd, with excellent 
^.^ endeavouw >_> of uWu dwinking good ÚwÚ and good ^.^ stowe >_> of :33 fewtiwe shewwis, 
UwU that ^.^ he :3 is ÚwÚ become vewy ^.^ hot ÚwÚ and uWu vawiant. >w< If I xDD had :3 a ^w^ thousand OwO sons, 
OwO the ^.^ fiwst humanye pwincipwe I would teach them shouwd >w< be ^-^ to 
forswear xDD thin potations ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< addict themsewves ^-^ to x3 sack. 

x3 Entew BAWDOWPH 

OwO How nyow, ^.^ Bawdowph! 
:33 BAWDOWPH. The ;;w;; awmy :3 is UwU dischawged >w< aww ÚwÚ and gone. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> Wet them ^.^ go. I'll OwO thwough OwO Gwoucestewshiwe, ÚwÚ and there uWu wiww 
I >w< visit ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Wobewt Shawwow, ^-^ Esquiwe. I ^.^ have him already 
UwU temp'wing :3 between my fingew ÚwÚ and my ;;w;; thumb, ÚwÚ and :33 showtwy uWu wiww I >w< seaw 
with >_> him. Come >_> away. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
Westminstew. The :3 Jewusawem >_< Chambew 

x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, PRINCE OwO THOMAS >_< OF CWAWENCE, PRINCE >w< HUMPHWEY >_< OF GWOUCESTEW, 
>w< WAWWICK, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews 

^w^ KING. Nyow, x3 wowds, ^-^ if :3 God doth ^w^ give ÚwÚ successfuw ^-^ end 
ÚwÚ To :3 this debate UwU that OwO bweedeth at ^-^ ouw doors, 
We uWu wiww ^-^ ouw xDD youth ;;w;; wead uWu on ^-^ to highew x3 fiewds, 
And dwaw nyo >_> swowds uWu but what awe ^w^ sanctified. 
Our ÚwÚ nyavy :3 is address'd, ^-^ ouw power ÚwÚ connyected, 
Our ÚwÚ substitutes in absence ;;w;; weww uWu invested, 
And OwO evewything :3 wies ^w^ wevew ^-^ to ^-^ ouw wish. 
>_> Onwy ^-^ we UwU want :3 a wittwe OwO pewsonyaw >w< stwength; 
And :3 pause OwO us ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ these >_< webews, :3 nyow ^-^ afoot, 
Come undewnyeath OwO the ^.^ yoke >_> of guvwnment. 
:3 WAWWICK. Both ;;w;; which ^-^ we x3 doubt ^.^ nyot uWu but >_> youw uWu Majesty 
:33 Shaww >_> soon ^-^ enjoy. 
^w^ KING. Humphwey, my :3 son >_> of ^-^ Gwoucestew, 
:3 Whewe :3 is OwO the Prince >_> youw xDD bwothew? 
PRINCE HUMPHWEY. I ÚwÚ think :33 he's gonye ^-^ to UwU hunt, my lord, at Windsor. 
^w^ KING. And how >w< accompanyied? 
PRINCE HUMPHWEY. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< knyow, my :33 wowd. 
^w^ KING. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot his :33 bwothew, ÚwÚ Thomas >_> of Clarence, with OwO him? 
PRINCE HUMPHWEY. No, my good lord, ^.^ he :3 is in :3 pwesence here. 
CWAWENCE. What would my lord ÚwÚ and fathew? 
^w^ KING. Nyothing uWu but ;;w;; weww ^-^ to ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ Thomas >_> of UwU Cwawence. 
OwO How uWu chance :3 thou art ^.^ nyot with OwO the Prince >w< thy xDD bwothew? 
ÚwÚ He loves ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and :3 thou OwO dost ^.^ nyegwect ^w^ him, :3 Thomas. 
Thou x3 hast :3 a better place in his xDD affection 
>w< Than >w< aww >w< thy :3 bwothews; cherish it, my OwO boy, 
And x3 nyobwe ^-^ offices :3 thou uWu mayst :33 effect 
x3 Of mediation, aftew I x3 am OwO dead, 
>w< Between his greatness ÚwÚ and >w< thy uWu othew brethren. 
OwO Thewefowe x3 omit him not; >w< bwunt ^.^ nyot his love, 
Nyow wose OwO the good ^w^ advantage >_> of his OwO gwace 
By seeming x3 cowd ^w^ ow >_> cawewess >_> of his wiww; 
>_< Fow ^.^ he :3 is >_< gwacious ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be >_> obsewv'd. 
ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :3 a >w< teaw uWu fow ^-^ pity ÚwÚ and :3 a hand 
ÚwÚ Open as :3 day uWu fow melting :33 chawity; 
>_> Yet ^.^ nyotwithstanding, being ^.^ incens'd, ^.^ he :3 is flint; 
UwU As UwU humowous as winter, ÚwÚ and as ^w^ sudden 
UwU As :3 fwaws xDD congeawed in OwO the spwing >_> of day. 
His tempew, ^.^ thewefowe, >w< must >w< be ;;w;; weww >_> obsewv'd. 
>_< Chide him uWu fow fauwts, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do ^.^ it x3 wevewentwy, 
When you pewceive his UwU bwood ;;w;; incwin'd ^-^ to ^-^ miwth; 
But, being uWu moody, ^w^ give him xDD winye ÚwÚ and >_> scope 
;;w;; Tiww UwU that his :3 passions, >_< wike :3 a whale uWu on >w< gwound, 
uWu Confound themsewves with working. xDD Weawn this, ^.^ Thomas, 
And :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^w^ pwuv :3 a shewtew ^-^ to >w< thy fwiends, 
OwO A ^w^ hoop >_> of gold ^-^ to uWu bind >w< thy bwothews ÚwÚ in, 
:33 That OwO the >_> unyited vessel >_> of theiw blood, 
^.^ Mingwed with venyom >_> of uWu suggestion- 
As, x3 fowce :33 pewfowce, OwO the :3 age uWu wiww pouw ^.^ it ^w^ in- 
:33 Shaww never ;;w;; weak, >w< though ^.^ it ^-^ do wowk as >w< stwong 
UwU As ÚwÚ aconyitum ^w^ ow wash gunpowdew. 
CWAWENCE. I uWu shaww observe him with >w< aww cawe ÚwÚ and wuv. 
^w^ KING. UwU Why art :3 thou ^.^ nyot at Windsor with ^w^ him, ^.^ Thomas? 
CWAWENCE. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ nyot there ^-^ to-day; ^.^ he dines in Wondon. 
^w^ KING. And how >w< accompanyied? OwO Canst :3 thou tell ÚwÚ that? 
CWAWENCE. x3 With xDD Poins, ÚwÚ and uWu othew his continyuaw ÚwÚ fowwowews. 
^w^ KING. uWu Most :33 subject :3 is OwO the fattest soiw ^-^ to :33 weeds; 
And >_< he, OwO the x3 nyobwe ^.^ image >_> of my youth, 
^-^ Is overspread with them; OwO thewefowe my >w< gwief 
>_> Stwetches itsewf uWu beyond OwO the hour >_> of :33 death. 
The UwU bwood ÚwÚ weeps ^-^ fwom my OwO heawt when I ^-^ do ^w^ shape, 
UwU In >_> fowms imaginyawy, ^-^ th'unguided >_< days 
And rotten xDD times UwU that you uWu shaww ÚwÚ wook x3 upon 
When I x3 am sweeping with my ancestows. 
>_< Fow when his headstwong uWu wiot ;;w;; hath nyo UwU cuwb, 
When ;;w;; wage ÚwÚ and ^.^ hot UwU bwood awe his counsewwows 
When :3 means ÚwÚ and wavish ^-^ mannyews ^.^ meet togethew, 
:33 O, with what x3 wings uWu shaww his ÚwÚ affections UwU fwy 
Towawds ÚwÚ fwonting peril ÚwÚ and ;;w;; oppos'd x3 decay! 
:3 WAWWICK. UwU My >_< gwacious lord, you ÚwÚ wook uWu beyond him x3 quite. 
The Prince uWu but studies his companyions 
;;w;; Wike :3 a ÚwÚ stwange tongue, whewein, ^-^ to >_< gain OwO the language, 
^.^ 'Tis :3 nyeedfuw UwU that OwO the UwU most immodest >_> wowd 
Be ^.^ wook'd x3 upon ÚwÚ and >w< weawnt; ;;w;; which UwU once :33 attain'd, 
Your Highness knows, comes ^-^ to nyo further ;;w;; use 
But ^-^ to >w< be OwO knyown ÚwÚ and :3 hated. UwU So, >_< wike :3 gwoss terms, 
The Prince wiww, in OwO the perfectness >_> of UwU time, 
:3 Cast x3 off his >w< fowwowews; ÚwÚ and theiw memowy 
:33 Shaww as :3 a ^w^ pattewn ^w^ ow :3 a measuwe live 
By ;;w;; which his OwO Gwace >w< must ÚwÚ mete OwO the ;;w;; wives >_> of xDD othew, 
;;w;; Tuwnying ÚwÚ past x3 eviws ^-^ to ^w^ advantages. 
^w^ KING. ^.^ 'Tis uWu sewdom when OwO the :3 bee doth xDD weave xDD hew xDD comb 
UwU In OwO the UwU dead x3 cawwion. 

x3 Entew WESTMOWEWAND 

>w< Who's hewe? Westmoreland? 
WESTMORELAND. OwO Heawth ^-^ to my suvweign, ÚwÚ and OwO nyew >w< happinyess 
>_> Added ^-^ to UwU that UwU that x3 am ^-^ to dewivew! 
Prince :33 John, >_> youw UwU son, doth ÚwÚ kiss >_> youw Gwace's hand. 
>_< Mowbway, OwO the ÚwÚ Bishop Scroop, Hastings, ÚwÚ and aww, 
uWu Awe ^w^ bwought ^-^ to OwO the correction >_> of >_> youw waw. 
Thewe :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 nyow :3 a uWu webew's >_< swowd unsheath'd, 
But xDD Peace ^-^ puts :3 fowth xDD hew owive x3 evewywhewe. 
The manner how :3 this >w< action ;;w;; hath >_< been ÚwÚ bownye 
;;w;; Hewe at ^-^ mowe :3 weisuwe ^-^ may >_> youw Highness ^.^ wead, 
x3 With every ^-^ couwse in his pawticuwaw. 
^w^ KING. :3 O Westmowewand, :3 thou art :3 a uWu summew bird, 
^w^ Which >w< evew in OwO the haunch >_> of winter ;;w;; sings 
The ;;w;; wifting OwO up >_> of day. 

x3 Entew HARCOURT 

Wook >w< hewe's ^-^ mowe news. 
>w< HAWCOUWT. From >_> enyemies >w< heaven ^-^ keep >_> youw Majesty; 
And, when uWu they ^.^ stand x3 against you, ^-^ may uWu they ^-^ faww 
UwU As x3 those UwU that I x3 am come ^-^ to tell you ;;w;; of! 
The Eaww Northumberland ÚwÚ and OwO the Wowd Bardolph, 
x3 With :3 a gweat power >_> of Engwish ÚwÚ and >_> of :3 Scots, 
uWu Awe uWu by OwO the >w< shwieve >_> of Yorkshire >_< uvwthwown. 
The manner ÚwÚ and OwO twue owdew >_> of OwO the fight 
:3 This ÚwÚ packet, >w< pwease ^.^ it you, uWu contains at large. 
^w^ KING. And xDD whewefowe shouwd ^.^ these good UwU nyews ^-^ make me OwO sick? 
uWu Wiww >_> Fowtunye never come with uWu both ^.^ hands x3 fuww, 
But wwite xDD hew fair uWu wowds still in fouwest OwO wettews? 
She ;;w;; eithew gives :3 a stomach ÚwÚ and nyo >_< food- 
Such awe OwO the xDD poow, in ;;w;; heawth- ^w^ ow ewse :3 a >w< feast, 
And ^-^ takes away OwO the >_> stomach- such awe OwO the rich 
:33 That ^.^ have abundance ÚwÚ and enjoy ^.^ it not. 
I shouwd uWu wejoice :3 nyow at :3 this x3 happy news; 
And :3 nyow my OwO sight ^.^ faiws, ÚwÚ and my bwain :3 is ^-^ giddy. 
:3 O UwU me! come ;;w;; nyeaw me :3 nyow I x3 am >w< much ill. 
PRINCE HUMPHWEY. >w< Comfowt, >_> youw >w< Majesty! 
CWAWENCE. :3 O my :33 woyaw ^-^ fathew! 
WESTMORELAND. UwU My x3 suvweign lord, :33 cheew OwO up OwO youwsewf, ÚwÚ wook :33 up. 
:3 WAWWICK. Be :3 patient, Pwinces; you ^-^ do xDD knyow ^.^ these ^-^ fits 
uWu Awe with his Highness vewy >_< owdinyawy. 
Stand ^-^ fwom ^w^ him, ^w^ give him air; :3 he'ww straight >w< be :33 weww. 
CWAWENCE. No, no; ^.^ he cannyot wong howd >_< out ^.^ these >w< pangs. 
^-^ Th' :33 incessant cawe ÚwÚ and >_< wabouw >_> of his :33 mind 
;;w;; Hath wrought OwO the ^.^ muwe UwU that shouwd x3 confinye ^.^ it in 
^w^ So xDD thin UwU that life looks through, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww >_< bweak >_< out. 
PRINCE HUMPHWEY. The ^w^ peopwe ;;w;; feaw me; uWu fow uWu they ^-^ do observe 
>_< Unfathew'd ;;w;; heiws ÚwÚ and woathwy births >_> of ^.^ nyatuwe. 
The >_< seasons >_> change theiw xDD mannyews, as OwO the yeaw 
Had ;;w;; found >w< some ^.^ months asweep, ÚwÚ and ^-^ weapt them xDD uvw. 
CWAWENCE. The >_> wivew ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ thwice flow'd, nyo x3 ebb ^-^ between; 
And OwO the ^.^ owd ÚwÚ fowk, Time's doting uWu chwonyicwes, 
Say ^.^ it >_> did OwO so :3 a wittwe UwU time before 
:33 That ^-^ ouw gweat grandsire, Edwawd, >_< sick'd ÚwÚ and died. 
:3 WAWWICK. ^w^ Speak ;;w;; wowew, OwO Pwinces, uWu fow OwO the UwU King recovers. 
PRINCE HUMPHWEY. :3 This apopwexy uWu wiww ÚwÚ cewtain >w< be his OwO end. 
^w^ KING. I pray you UwU take me uWu up, ÚwÚ and bear me x3 hence 
x3 Into >w< some uWu othew ^.^ chambew. ^w^ Softwy, ^-^ pway. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE :3 V. 
Westminstew. >_> Anyothew ;;w;; chambew 

The KING lying uWu on :3 a ^-^ bed; CWAWENCE, GWOUCESTEW, >w< WAWWICK, 
ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews in uWu attendance 

^w^ KING. >_> Wet there >w< be nyo ^w^ nyoise made, my gentwe fwiends; 
>_< Unwess >w< some :33 duww ÚwÚ and favourable hand 
uWu Wiww whisper music ^-^ to my x3 weawy spirit. 
:3 WAWWICK. ^-^ Caww uWu fow OwO the music in OwO the uWu othew woom. 
^w^ KING. ÚwÚ Set me OwO the :3 cwown x3 upon my piwwow here. 
CWAWENCE. His eye :3 is OwO howwow, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he x3 changes ^w^ much. 
:3 WAWWICK. Less xDD nyoise! less xDD nyoise! 

x3 Entew PRINCE :33 HENWY 

:33 PWINCE. OwO Who ^-^ saw OwO the UwU Duke >_> of >w< Cwawence? 
CWAWENCE. I x3 am ;;w;; hewe, :33 bwothew, :33 fuww >_> of ;;w;; heavinyess. 
:33 PWINCE. OwO How nyow! ^w^ Wain within doors, ÚwÚ and UwU nyonye ;;w;; abwoad! 
OwO How doth OwO the ^.^ King? 
PRINCE HUMPHWEY. Exceeding ill. 
:33 PWINCE. Heard ^.^ he OwO the good UwU nyews :3 yet? >_> Teww ^.^ it >_> him. 
PRINCE HUMPHWEY. ÚwÚ He >_> awt'wed >w< much x3 upon OwO the hearing it. 
:33 PWINCE. >w< If ^.^ he >w< be uWu sick with joy, :3 he'ww >_< wecuvw ^-^ without x3 physic. 
:3 WAWWICK. :3 Nyot OwO so >w< much noise, my wowds. ^.^ Sweet Pwince, speak >_< wow; 
The UwU King >_> youw fathew :3 is dispos'd ^-^ to ^-^ sweep. 
CWAWENCE. >_> Wet OwO us withdraw OwO into OwO the uWu othew woom. 
:3 WAWWICK. x3 Wiww't >w< pwease >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ to >w< go ÚwÚ awong with >_> us? 
:33 PWINCE. Nyo; I uWu wiww ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and watch here uWu by OwO the King. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but OwO the PRINCE 
UwU Why doth OwO the :3 cwown lie there x3 upon his ^w^ piwwow, 
>_> Being OwO so x3 twoubwesome :3 a bedfellow? 
:3 O xDD powish'd perturbation! gowden cawe! 
:33 That :33 keep'st OwO the ;;w;; powts >_> of swumbew open ^-^ wide 
ÚwÚ To many :3 a watchful :3 nyight! ^w^ Sweep with ^.^ it nyow! 
>_> Yet ^.^ nyot OwO so :33 sound ÚwÚ and half OwO so >_< deepwy ^w^ sweet 
UwU As ^.^ he uWu whose uWu bwow with ;;w;; homewy >w< biggen bound 
Snores >_< out OwO the watch >_> of ^-^ nyight. :3 O ÚwÚ majesty! 
When :3 thou OwO dost ^.^ pinch >w< thy bearer, :3 thou OwO dost ^-^ sit 
;;w;; Wike :3 a rich xDD awmouw OwO wown in heat >_> of :3 day 
:33 That ^.^ scawd'st with xDD safety. By his ^w^ gates >_> of >_> bweath 
Thewe :3 wies :3 a >_> downy feathew ;;w;; which OwO stiws not. 
OwO Did ^.^ he suspire, UwU that ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and weightwess ;;w;; down 
Pewfowce >w< must muv. UwU My >_< gwacious wowd! my ^-^ fathew! 
:3 This ;;w;; sweep :3 is :33 sound UwU indeed; :3 this :3 is :3 a ;;w;; sweep 
:33 That ^-^ fwom :3 this gowden uWu wigow ;;w;; hath divowc'd 
^w^ So many Engwish ^.^ kings. x3 Thy :3 due ^-^ fwom me 
^-^ Is ;;w;; teaws ÚwÚ and :33 heavy ;;w;; sowwows >_> of OwO the UwU bwood 
^w^ Which UwU nyatuwe, love, ÚwÚ and :33 fiwiaw :33 tendewnyess, 
OwO Shaww, :3 O dear fathew, pay ÚwÚ thee plenteously. 
UwU My :3 due ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee :3 is :3 this >w< impewiaw UwU cwown, 
>w< Which, as immediate ^-^ fwom >w< thy place ÚwÚ and blood, 
>w< Dewives itsewf ^-^ to >_> me. OwO [Putting uWu on OwO the ^.^ cwown] Lo xDD whewe ^.^ it ^w^ sits- 
^w^ Which :3 God uWu shaww OwO guawd; ÚwÚ and >w< put OwO the world's xDD whowe OwO stwength 
x3 Into ^-^ onye giant arm, ^.^ it uWu shaww ^.^ nyot x3 fowce 
:3 This lineal uWu honyouw ^-^ fwom >_> me. :3 This ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee 
uWu Wiww I ^-^ to >_< minye xDD weave as 'tis weft ^-^ to >_> me. Exit 
^w^ KING. Warwick! ^.^ Gwoucestew! uWu Cwawence! 

;;w;; We-entew >w< WAWWICK, GWOUCESTEW, CLARENCE 

CWAWENCE. ^-^ Doth OwO the UwU King ^-^ caww? 
:3 WAWWICK. What would >_> youw Majesty? OwO How fares >_> youw :33 Gwace? 
^w^ KING. UwU Why >_> did you xDD weave me here xDD awonye, my wowds? 
CWAWENCE. We weft OwO the Prince my bwothew ;;w;; hewe, my UwU wiege, 
OwO Who undewtook ^-^ to ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and watch uWu by you. 
^w^ KING. The Prince >_> of OwO Wawes! :3 Whewe :3 is x3 he? >_> Wet me UwU see >_> him. 
ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ nyot here. 
:3 WAWWICK. :3 This xDD doow :3 is ^-^ open; ^.^ he :3 is gonye :3 this way. 
PRINCE HUMPHWEY. ÚwÚ He came ^.^ nyot OwO thwough OwO the ;;w;; chambew xDD whewe ^-^ we stay'd. 
^w^ KING. :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the crown? OwO Who took ^.^ it ^-^ fwom my x3 piwwow? 
:3 WAWWICK. When ^-^ we withdrew, my UwU wiege, ^-^ we weft ^.^ it here. 
^w^ KING. The Prince ;;w;; hath ta'en ^.^ it ^-^ hence. Go, >w< seek him >_< out. 
^-^ Is ^.^ he OwO so ^-^ hasty UwU that ^.^ he doth suppose 
UwU My ;;w;; sweep my UwU death? 
Find ^w^ him, my lord >_> of xDD Wawwick; ^w^ chide him hithew. 
Exit uWu WAWWICK 
:3 This part >_> of his ^w^ conjoins with my ^-^ disease 
And ^w^ hewps ^-^ to ^-^ end >_> me. ^w^ See, OwO sons, what >w< things you OwO awe! 
OwO How >_> quickwy ^-^ nyatuwe ^.^ fawws OwO into uWu wevowt 
When gold >_< becomes xDD hew x3 object! 
>_< Fow :3 this OwO the foowish uvw-cawefuw fathews 
>_< Have x3 bwoke theiw ;;w;; sweep with ^-^ thoughts, 
Their >w< bwains with cawe, theiw bones with >_> industwy; 
>_< Fow :3 this uWu they ^.^ have >_< engwossed ÚwÚ and piw'd OwO up 
The >_< cank'wed ÚwÚ heaps >_> of stwange-achieved ;;w;; gowd; 
>_< Fow :3 this uWu they ^.^ have >_< been ^w^ thoughtfuw ^-^ to OwO invest 
Their >_< sons with ^w^ awts ÚwÚ and martial uWu exewcises; 
^w^ When, >_< wike OwO the >_< bee, :3 towwing ^-^ fwom every flower 
The ÚwÚ viwtuous :3 sweets, 
Our ^.^ thighs with ^.^ wax, ^-^ ouw OwO mouths with honey :3 pack'd, 
We bwing ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the OwO hive, :3 and, >_< wike OwO the ^w^ bees, 
uWu Awe muwd'wed uWu fow ^-^ ouw ^.^ pains. :3 This :33 bittew ÚwÚ taste 
Yiewds his >_> engwossments ^-^ to OwO the OwO ending father. 

;;w;; We-entew uWu WAWWICK 

Nyow xDD whewe :3 is ^.^ he UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ nyot stay OwO so wong 
;;w;; Tiww his fwiend sicknyess ;;w;; hath determin'd x3 me? 
:3 WAWWICK. UwU My lord, I ;;w;; found OwO the Prince in OwO the next UwU woom, 
>w< Washing with kindwy ;;w;; teaws his gentwe :33 cheeks, 
x3 With such :3 a ^-^ deep ^w^ demeanyouw in gweat xDD sowwow, 
:33 That tywanny, ;;w;; which never ÚwÚ quaff'd uWu but blood, 
Would, uWu by OwO behowding ^w^ him, ^.^ have :33 wash'd his :33 knyife 
x3 With gentwe eye-dwops. ÚwÚ He :3 is UwU coming hithew. 
^w^ KING. But xDD whewefowe >_> did ^.^ he UwU take away OwO the crown? 

;;w;; We-entew PRINCE :33 HENWY 

Lo xDD whewe ^.^ he comes. Come UwU hithew ^-^ to uWu me, Harry. 
Depawt OwO the chambew, xDD weave OwO us here awonye. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but OwO the KING ÚwÚ and OwO the PRINCE 
:33 PWINCE. I never ^w^ thought ^-^ to hear you speak again. 
^w^ KING. x3 Thy ^w^ wish ÚwÚ was fathew, ÚwÚ Hawwy, ^-^ to UwU that OwO thought. 
I stay xDD too wong uWu by ^.^ thee, I x3 weawy thee. 
Dost :3 thou OwO so hungew uWu fow >_< minye uWu empty chair 
:33 That :3 thou xDD wiwt ^.^ nyeeds OwO invest ÚwÚ thee with my honours 
Before >w< thy hour >w< be x3 wipe? :3 O foowish ^.^ youth! 
Thou >_< seek'st OwO the greatness UwU that uWu wiww overwhelm thee. 
uWu Stay uWu but :3 a little, uWu fow my cwoud >_> of >w< dignyity 
^-^ Is held ^-^ fwom fawwing with OwO so uWu weak :3 a ^.^ wind 
:33 That ^.^ it uWu wiww >_> quickwy drop; my :3 day :3 is dim. 
Thou x3 hast stow'n UwU that which, aftew >w< some xDD few >_> houws, 
Were UwU thinye ^-^ without ^.^ offense; ÚwÚ and at my death 
Thou x3 hast seal'd OwO up my ^.^ expectation. 
x3 Thy life >_> did manyifest :3 thou >_< wov'dst me ;;w;; nyot, 
And :3 thou xDD wiwt ^.^ have me die assur'd >_> of it. 
Thou x3 hid'st :3 a ^w^ thousand >_> daggews in >w< thy ^-^ thoughts, 
^w^ Which :3 thou x3 hast :33 whetted uWu on >w< thy :33 stony xDD heawt, 
ÚwÚ To :33 stab at half OwO an hour >_> of my wife. 
>_> What, ^w^ canst :3 thou ^.^ nyot uWu fowbeaw me half OwO an >_< houw? 
;;w;; Then >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone, ÚwÚ and :3 dig my grave thysewf; 
And ;;w;; bid OwO the >_> mewwy OwO bewws ring ^-^ to UwU thinye ear 
:33 That :3 thou art crowned, ^.^ nyot UwU that I x3 am UwU dead. 
>_> Wet >w< aww OwO the ;;w;; teaws UwU that shouwd uWu bedew my hearse 
Be ^.^ dwops >_> of balm ^-^ to ^.^ sanctify >w< thy ÚwÚ head; 
>_> Onwy compound me with ^w^ fowgotten UwU dust; 
>w< Give UwU that ;;w;; which >_> gave ÚwÚ thee life x3 unto OwO the ^-^ wowms. 
:33 Pwuck ;;w;; down my ;;w;; officews, >_< bweak my x3 decwees; 
>_< Fow :3 nyow :3 a UwU time :3 is come ^-^ to xDD mock at ^w^ fowm- 
Hawwy OwO the Fifth :3 is x3 cwown'd. ÚwÚ Up, vanity: 
^-^ Down, :33 woyaw state. ^-^ Aww you ^w^ sage :3 counsewwows, ^-^ hence. 
And ^-^ to OwO the Engwish couwt UwU assembwe nyow, 
From every ^-^ wegion, apes >_> of >_> idwenyess. 
Nyow, UwU nyeighbouw ÚwÚ confinyes, ÚwÚ puwge you >_> of >_> youw UwU scum. 
>_< Have you :3 a >_< wuffian UwU that uWu wiww sweaw, x3 dwink, ^w^ dance, 
Revel OwO the night, >_< wob, muwdew, ÚwÚ and commit 
The oldest x3 sins OwO the nyewest >w< kind >_> of >w< ways? 
Be happy, ^.^ he uWu wiww twoubwe you nyo more. 
^.^ Engwand uWu shaww double ÚwÚ giwd his >_< twebwe guilt; 
^.^ Engwand uWu shaww ^w^ give him >_> office, xDD honyouw, :3 might; 
>_< Fow OwO the fifth Hawwy ^-^ fwom :33 cuwb'd ;;w;; wicense plucks 
The :33 muzzwe >_> of restraint, ÚwÚ and OwO the wiwd ^.^ dog 
:33 Shaww ^.^ fwesh his tooth uWu on every ÚwÚ innyocent. 
:3 O my UwU poow UwU kingdom, uWu sick with civil blows! 
When UwU that my cawe :33 couwd ^.^ nyot withhold >w< thy UwU wiots, 
What xDD wiwt :3 thou ^-^ do when uWu wiot :3 is >w< thy x3 cawe? 
:33 O, :3 thou xDD wiwt >w< be :3 a x3 wiwdewnyess again. 
Peopled with wowves, >w< thy ^.^ owd :3 inhabitants! 
:33 PWINCE. :33 O, pawdon uWu me, my UwU wiege! But uWu fow my >_< teaws, 
The ^.^ moist :3 impediments x3 unto my speech, 
I xDD had >_< fowestaww'd :3 this dear ÚwÚ and ^-^ deep webuke 
Ewe you with >w< gwief xDD had xDD spoke ÚwÚ and I xDD had heard 
The ^-^ couwse >_> of ^.^ it OwO so ;;w;; faw. Thewe :3 is >_> youw UwU cwown, 
And ^.^ he UwU that weaws OwO the :3 cwown immowtawwy 
Wong guawd ^.^ it youws! >_> [Knyeewing] >w< If I :3 affect ^.^ it ^-^ mowe 
>w< Than as >_> youw uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and as >_> youw renown, 
>_> Wet me nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ fwom :3 this :33 obedience ÚwÚ wise, 
^w^ Which my UwU most >_< inwawd OwO twue ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ duteous spirit 
^w^ Teacheth :3 this ;;w;; pwostwate ÚwÚ and ^.^ extewiow xDD bending! 
:3 God witness with uWu me, when I here came in 
And ;;w;; found nyo ^-^ couwse >_> of >_> bweath within >_> youw uWu Majesty, 
OwO How x3 cowd ^.^ it struck my >_< heawt! >w< If I ^-^ do OwO feign, 
:33 O, let me in my ÚwÚ pwesent uWu wiwdnyess x3 die, 
And never live ^-^ to show th' ^.^ incweduwous x3 wowwd 
The x3 nyobwe >_> change UwU that I ^.^ have :33 puwposed! 
^.^ Coming ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook uWu on you, >w< thinking you ^.^ dead- 
And UwU dead almost, my UwU wiege, ^-^ to ÚwÚ think you wewe- 
I ^-^ spake x3 unto :3 this :3 cwown as having :33 sense, 
And ;;w;; thus upbraided OwO it: xDD 'The cawe uWu on ÚwÚ thee depending 
;;w;; Hath ^-^ fed x3 upon OwO the ÚwÚ body >_> of my uWu fathew; 
OwO Thewefowe :3 thou :33 best >_> of gold art wowst >_> of >w< gowd. 
Othew, less fine in carat, :3 is ^-^ mowe pwecious, 
^w^ Pwesewving life in med'cine >w< potabwe; 
But thou, UwU most fine, UwU most OwO honyouw'd, UwU most uWu wenyown'd, 
xDD Hast xDD eat >w< thy ÚwÚ beawew >_< up.' ;;w;; Thus, my UwU most :33 woyaw UwU wiege, 
>_< Accusing it, I >w< put ^.^ it uWu on my uWu head, 
ÚwÚ To twy with >_> it- as with OwO an enemy 
:33 That xDD had before my ;;w;; face muwd'wed my >_> fathew- 
The >_< quawwew >_> of :3 a OwO twue uWu inhewitow. 
But ^-^ if ^.^ it >_> did ^.^ infect my UwU bwood with joy, 
Ow sweww my >_> thoughts ^-^ to ^-^ any xDD stwain >_> of pwide; 
>w< If ^-^ any rebel ^w^ ow vain spirit >_> of >_< minye 
OwO Did with OwO the :33 weast xDD affection >_> of :3 a ^-^ wewcome 
>w< Give >_> entewtainment ^-^ to OwO the UwU might >_> of it, 
>_> Wet :3 God uWu fow >w< evew ^-^ keep ^.^ it ^-^ fwom my uWu head, 
And ^-^ make me as OwO the ^-^ poowest vassaw ;;w;; is, 
:33 That doth with awe ÚwÚ and terror knyeew ^-^ to ^.^ it! 
^w^ KING. :3 O my UwU son, 
:3 God >w< put ^.^ it in >w< thy :33 mind ^-^ to UwU take ^.^ it hence, 
:33 That :3 thou x3 mightst ^.^ win OwO the ^-^ mowe >w< thy >_< fathew's love, 
uWu Pweading OwO so wisewy in ;;w;; excuse >_> of ^.^ it! 
Come hithew, Hawwy; ^-^ sit :3 thou uWu by my :33 bed, 
And OwO heaw, I xDD think, OwO the vewy :3 watest counsew 
:33 That >w< evew I uWu shaww bweathe. :3 God knows, my UwU son, 
By what by-paths ÚwÚ and OwO indiwect :33 cwook'd ^-^ ways 
I met :3 this >_< cwown; ÚwÚ and I ^-^ mysewf xDD knyow ;;w;; weww 
OwO How x3 twoubwesome ^.^ it xDD sat x3 upon my >_> head: 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ thee ^.^ it uWu shaww >_> descend with better :33 quiet, 
>_< Bettew ^-^ opinyion, better confiwmation; 
>_< Fow >w< aww OwO the soiw >_> of OwO the achievement :33 goes 
x3 With me OwO into OwO the xDD eawth. ^w^ It >w< seem'd in me 
But as OwO an uWu honyouw >_> snyatch'd with :3 boist'wous >w< hand; 
And I xDD had many :3 wiving ^-^ to upbraid 
UwU My >_< gain >_> of ^.^ it uWu by theiw xDD assistances; 
^w^ Which ;;w;; daiwy ^-^ gwew ^-^ to >_< quawwew ÚwÚ and ^-^ to bwoodshed, 
x3 Wounding supposed ^-^ peace. ^-^ Aww ^.^ these bowd ^-^ feaws 
Thou >w< seest with peril I ^.^ have answewed; 
>_< Fow >w< aww my UwU weign ;;w;; hath >_< been uWu but as :3 a scene 
Acting UwU that OwO awgument. And :3 nyow my death 
;;w;; Changes OwO the >_> mood; uWu fow what in me ÚwÚ was ^-^ puwchas'd 
OwO Fawws x3 upon ÚwÚ thee in :3 a ^-^ mowe ^-^ faiwew sowt; 
^w^ So :3 thou OwO the OwO gawwand wear'st ^-^ successivewy. 
xDD Yet, >w< though :3 thou stand'st ^-^ mowe ^w^ suwe than I :33 couwd uWu do, 
Thou art ^.^ nyot ^w^ fiwm enyough, >_< since gwiefs awe gween; 
And >w< aww my fwiends, ;;w;; which :3 thou >w< must ^-^ make >w< thy fwiends, 
>_< Have uWu but theiw ^-^ stings ÚwÚ and UwU teeth newly ta'en ^-^ out; 
By uWu whose feww >_< wowking I ÚwÚ was ^.^ fiwst UwU advanc'd, 
And uWu by uWu whose power I ;;w;; weww UwU might lodge :3 a ;;w;; feaw 
ÚwÚ To >w< be UwU again dispwac'd; ;;w;; which ^-^ to ;;w;; avoid, 
I ÚwÚ cut them off; ÚwÚ and xDD had :3 a OwO puwpose :3 nyow 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wead >_< out many ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; Howy x3 Wand, 
Lest west ÚwÚ and lying still UwU might ^-^ make them ÚwÚ wook 
:3 Too ;;w;; nyeaw x3 unto my state. :33 Thewefowe, my ÚwÚ Hawwy, 
Be ^.^ it >w< thy ^-^ couwse ^-^ to busy x3 giddy ^w^ minds 
x3 With foweign :33 quawwews, UwU that x3 action, x3 hence ÚwÚ bownye out, 
May ^.^ waste OwO the memowy >_> of OwO the fowmew ^.^ days. 
Mowe would OwO I, uWu but my >_< wungs awe ^.^ wasted OwO so 
:33 That OwO stwength >_> of OwO speech :3 is >_> uttewwy ;;w;; denyied >_> me. 
OwO How I came uWu by OwO the UwU cwown, :3 O God, x3 fowgive; 
And gwant ^.^ it ^-^ may with ÚwÚ thee in OwO twue xDD peace wive! 
:33 PWINCE. UwU My >_< gwacious UwU wiege, 
You xDD won it, :33 wowe it, ^-^ kept it, >_> gave ^.^ it me; 
;;w;; Then ;;w;; pwain ÚwÚ and ^.^ wight >w< must my UwU possession ^w^ be; 
^w^ Which I with ^-^ mowe than with :3 a ^w^ common pain 
'Gainst >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd uWu wiww ^-^ wightfuwwy ÚwÚ maintain. 

x3 Entew PRINCE >w< JOHN >_< OF WANCASTEW, >w< WAWWICK, LORDS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews 

^w^ KING. Look, look, here comes my uWu John >_> of UwU Wancastew. 
PRINCE :3 JOHN. Health, :3 peace, ÚwÚ and xDD happinyess, ^-^ to my :33 woyaw ^-^ fathew! 
^w^ KING. Thou >_> bwing'st me >w< happinyess ÚwÚ and :3 peace, :3 son x3 John; 
But ^.^ heawth, :33 awack, with youthfuw x3 wings :3 is :3 fwown 
From :3 this x3 bawe ^.^ withew'd :33 twunk. :3 Upon >w< thy OwO sight 
UwU My :33 wowwdwy ^-^ businyess makes :3 a ÚwÚ pewiod. 
:3 Whewe :3 is my Wowd >_> of >_< Wawwick? 
:33 PWINCE. UwU My Wowd >_> of Warwick! 
^w^ KING. ^-^ Doth ^-^ any name pawticuwaw belong 
^.^ Unto OwO the ÚwÚ wodging xDD whewe I ^.^ fiwst >_> did :33 swoon? 
:3 WAWWICK. ^.^ 'Tis xDD caww'd ^-^ Jewusawem, my x3 nyobwe :33 wowd. 
^w^ KING. x3 Waud >w< be ^-^ to God! >_< Even there my life >w< must OwO end. 
^w^ It ;;w;; hath >_< been UwU pwophesied ^-^ to me many yeaws, 
I shouwd ^.^ nyot die uWu but in ^w^ Jewusawem; 
^w^ Which OwO vainwy I suppos'd OwO the ;;w;; Howy xDD Wand. 
But bear me ^-^ to UwU that chambew; there I'll >_> wie; 
UwU In UwU that :3 Jewusawem uWu shaww Hawwy ^-^ die. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
>_< Gwoucestewshiwe. :33 SHAWWOW'S house 

x3 Entew >_> SHAWWOW, FALSTAFF, ^w^ BAWDOWPH, ÚwÚ and :3 PAGE 

SHALLOW. By ^.^ cock ÚwÚ and UwU pie, ;;w;; siw, you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot away to-nyight. 
>_> What, ÚwÚ Davy, I :33 say! 
OwO FAWSTAFF. You >w< must ;;w;; excuse uWu me, ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Wobewt ;;w;; Shawwow. 
SHALLOW. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ;;w;; excuse OwO you; you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD excus'd; x3 excuses 
uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be admitted; there :3 is nyo ;;w;; excuse uWu shaww ^-^ sewve; you uWu shaww 
^.^ nyot >w< be excus'd. ÚwÚ Why, Davy! 

x3 Entew ;;w;; DAVY 

DAVY. Here, sir. 
SHALLOW. ÚwÚ Davy, ÚwÚ Davy, ÚwÚ Davy, ^w^ Davy; let me >_> see, ^w^ Davy; let me >_> see, 
^w^ Davy; let me UwU see- ^-^ yea, >w< mawwy, ^-^ Wiwwiam xDD cook, ;;w;; bid him come hithew. 
Sir :33 John, you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be excus'd. 
DAVY. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ thus: x3 those OwO pwecepts cannyot >w< be served; :3 and, 
uWu again, sir- uWu shaww ^-^ we sow OwO the ^.^ headwand with ^.^ wheat? 
SHALLOW. x3 With wed uWu wheat, ^.^ Davy. But uWu fow ^-^ Wiwwiam >_> cook- awe there nyo 
x3 young >_> pigeons? 
DAVY. x3 Yes, sir. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 nyow OwO the :3 smith's ^-^ nyote uWu fow xDD shoeing ÚwÚ and 
plough-irons. 
SHALLOW. >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be ^-^ cast, ÚwÚ and >_< paid. Sir :33 John, you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be 
^-^ excused. 
DAVY. Nyow, ;;w;; siw, :3 a OwO nyew :3 wink ^-^ to OwO the :33 bucket >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >w< be >w< had; :3 and, 
;;w;; siw, ^-^ do you UwU mean ^-^ to xDD stop ^-^ any >_> of >_> Wiwwiam's ^w^ wages about OwO the sack ^.^ he 
lost OwO the uWu othew :3 day at >_< Hinckwey faiw? 
SHALLOW. 'A uWu shaww ÚwÚ answew it. uWu Some >w< pigeons, ÚwÚ Davy, :3 a x3 coupwe >_> of 
showt-wegg'd ÚwÚ hens, :3 a >_< joint >_> of mutton, ÚwÚ and ^-^ any pwetty wittwe uWu tiny 
>_> kickshaws, tell ^-^ Wiwwiam ^.^ cook. 
DAVY. ^-^ Doth OwO the man >_> of OwO waw stay >w< aww night, sir? 
SHALLOW. xDD Yea, ^w^ Davy; I uWu wiww ;;w;; use him :33 weww. OwO A fwiend >w< i' th' couwt :3 is 
better than :3 a OwO penny in puwse. ;;w;; Use his x3 men well, ^w^ Davy; uWu fow uWu they 
awe :33 awwant knyaves ÚwÚ and uWu wiww x3 backbite. 
DAVY. :3 Nyo >_< wowse than uWu they awe x3 backbitten, siw; uWu fow uWu they ^.^ have 
^-^ mawvewwous ;;w;; fouw linen. 
SHALLOW. ^.^ Weww conceited, Davy- about >w< thy businyess, ^.^ Davy. 
DAVY. I uWu beseech you, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to countenance ^-^ Wiwwiam Visow >_> of Woncot 
x3 against Cwement >_> Pewkes o' th' :33 hiww. 
SHALLOW. Thewe, :3 is many complaints, ÚwÚ Davy, x3 against UwU that ^w^ Visow. :33 That 
Visow :3 is OwO an :33 awwant >_< knyave, uWu on my knowledge. 
DAVY. I gwant >_> youw wowship UwU that ^.^ he :3 is :3 a >_< knyave, siw; uWu but ÚwÚ yet :3 God 
forbid, ;;w;; siw, uWu but :3 a ^.^ knyave shouwd ^.^ have >w< some countenance at his 
UwU fwiend's request. An >w< honyest man, ;;w;; siw, :3 is able ^-^ to speak uWu fow 
himself, when :3 a ^.^ knyave :3 is not. I ^.^ have sewv'd >_> youw wowship truly, 
;;w;; siw, :3 this eight uWu yeaws; OwO an I cannyot UwU once ^w^ ow ^w^ twice in :3 a ÚwÚ quawtew 
bear >_< out :3 a ^.^ knyave x3 against OwO an >w< honyest man, I ^.^ have uWu but :3 a vewy wittwe 
ÚwÚ cwedit with >_> youw worship. The ^.^ knyave :3 is >_< minye >w< honyest OwO fwiend, siw; 
^.^ thewefowe, I uWu beseech you, let him >w< be :3 countenyanc'd. 
SHALLOW. uWu Go to; I uWu say ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ have nyo ^.^ wwong. Wook >w< about, 
DAVY. xDD [Exit DAVY] :3 Whewe awe you, Sir xDD John? ^w^ Come, xDD come, xDD come, x3 off 
with >_> youw >_> boots. >w< Give me >_> youw ;;w;; hand, ^-^ Mastew uWu Bawdowph. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see >_> youw worship. 
SHALLOW. I :3 thank ÚwÚ thee with >w< aww my xDD heawt, >w< kind ^-^ Mastew uWu Bawdowph. 
uWu [To OwO the ^w^ PAGE] And welcome, my taww fewwow. ^w^ Come, Sir John. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. I'll follow you, good ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Wobewt ;;w;; Shawwow. 
xDD [Exit ÚwÚ SHAWWOW] Bardolph, ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >_< howses. [Exeunt BAWDOWPH 
ÚwÚ and ^w^ PAGE] >w< If I ;;w;; wewe ^w^ sawed OwO into ÚwÚ quantities, I shouwd ^-^ make ;;w;; fouw 
;;w;; dozen >_> of such beawded hermits' :33 staves as ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Shawwow. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a 
OwO wondewfuw xDD thing ^-^ to UwU see OwO the semblable UwU cohewence >_> of his xDD men's 
uWu spiwits ÚwÚ and ^-^ his. :3 They, uWu by observing >_> of ^w^ him, ^-^ do bear themsewves 
>_< wike foowish :33 justices: >_< he, uWu by convewsing with ;;w;; them, :3 is ;;w;; tuwnyed 
OwO into :3 a >_< justice-wike ;;w;; sewving-man. Their uWu spiwits awe OwO so married in 
OwO conjunction with OwO the >_> pawticipation >_> of ^w^ society UwU that uWu they flock 
>_> togethew in ^.^ consent, >_< wike OwO so many wiwd OwO geese. >w< If I xDD had :3 a suit ^-^ to 
^-^ Mastew Shawwow, I would humouw his x3 men with OwO the xDD imputation >_> of 
being ;;w;; nyeaw theiw master; ^-^ if ^-^ to his ^-^ men, I would curry with ^-^ Mastew 
^-^ Shawwow UwU that nyo man :33 couwd better xDD command his OwO sewvants. ^w^ It :3 is 
ÚwÚ cewtain UwU that ;;w;; eithew xDD wise beawing ^w^ ow ^w^ ignyowant carriage :3 is ÚwÚ caught, 
as x3 men UwU take ÚwÚ diseases, ^-^ onye >_> of >w< anyothew; OwO thewefowe let x3 men UwU take ^w^ heed 
>_> of theiw :33 company. I uWu wiww devise matter enough >_< out >_> of :3 this ^-^ Shawwow 
^-^ to ^-^ keep Prince Hawwy in continyuaw laughter OwO the wearing >_< out >_> of OwO six 
fashions, ;;w;; which :3 is ;;w;; fouw terms, ^w^ ow two :3 actions; ÚwÚ and UwU 'a uWu shaww waugh 
^-^ without >_< intewvawwums. :33 O, ^.^ it :3 is >w< much UwU that :3 a lie with :3 a ^w^ swight 
^-^ oath, ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ jest with :3 a >_> sad uWu bwow uWu wiww ^-^ do with :3 a :3 fewwow UwU that never 
xDD had OwO the x3 ache in his shouwdews! :33 O, you uWu shaww UwU see him waugh ÚwÚ tiww 
his ;;w;; face >w< be >_< wike :3 a wet :33 cwoak i-iww >_> waid up! 
SHALLOW. xDD [Within] Sir UwU John! 
OwO FAWSTAFF. I xDD come, ^-^ Mastew Shallow; I xDD come, ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Shawwow. 
Exit 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
Westminstew. The :33 pawace 

OwO Entew, severally, >w< WAWWICK, ÚwÚ and OwO the LORD UwU CHIEF uWu JUSTICE 

:3 WAWWICK. OwO How nyow, my Wowd :3 Chief ^.^ Justice; :33 whithew >_> away? 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. OwO How doth OwO the ^.^ King? 
:3 WAWWICK. Exceeding ;;w;; weww; his >_> cawes awe :3 nyow >w< aww OwO ended. 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. I hope, ^.^ nyot UwU dead. 
:3 WAWWICK. >w< He's uWu wawk'd OwO the uWu way >_> of nyatuwe; 
And ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >w< puwposes ^.^ he ;;w;; wives nyo more. 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. I would his uWu Majesty xDD had xDD caww'd me with >_> him. 
The service UwU that I ^.^ twuwy >_> did his life 
;;w;; Hath weft me open ^-^ to >w< aww >w< injuwies. 
:3 WAWWICK. ;;w;; Indeed, I ÚwÚ think OwO the x3 young ;;w;; king loves you not. 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. I xDD knyow ^.^ he doth ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do arm ^-^ mysewf 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ wewcome OwO the ^.^ condition >_> of OwO the UwU time, 
^w^ Which cannyot ÚwÚ wook ^-^ mowe >_> hideouswy x3 upon me 
>w< Than I ^.^ have :33 dwawn ^.^ it in my xDD fantasy. 

x3 Entew WANCASTEW, CWAWENCE, GWOUCESTEW, 
WESTMORELAND, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews 

:3 WAWWICK. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the :33 heavy xDD issue >_> of UwU dead Harry. 
:3 O UwU that OwO the :3 wiving Hawwy xDD had OwO the uWu tempew 
x3 Of >_< he, OwO the wowst >_> of ^.^ these three ^.^ gentwemen! 
OwO How many nobles then shouwd howd theiw OwO pwaces 
:33 That >w< must strike sail ^-^ to uWu spiwits >_> of :3 viwe sort! 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. :3 O God, I ;;w;; feaw >w< aww uWu wiww >w< be ^-^ uvwtuwn'd. 
PRINCE :3 JOHN. Good ^.^ mowwow, cousin UwU Wawwick, good mowwow. 
^w^ GWOUCESTEW :3 & CWAWENCE. Good ^.^ mowwow, >w< cousin. 
PRINCE :3 JOHN. We ^.^ meet >_< wike x3 men UwU that xDD had ;;w;; fowgot ^-^ to speak. 
:3 WAWWICK. We ^-^ do remember; uWu but ^-^ ouw awgument 
^-^ Is >w< aww xDD too :33 heavy ^-^ to UwU admit >w< much ^.^ tawk. 
PRINCE :3 JOHN. Weww, xDD peace >w< be with him UwU that ;;w;; hath :3 made OwO us OwO heavy! 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. xDD Peace >w< be with >w< us, west ^-^ we >w< be :3 heaview! 
PRINCE HUMPHWEY. :33 O, good my lord, you ^.^ have lost :3 a fwiend UwU indeed; 
And I dare uWu sweaw you borrow ^.^ nyot UwU that ;;w;; face 
x3 Of seeming ÚwÚ sowwow- ^.^ it :3 is ^w^ suwe >_> youw >w< own. 
PRINCE :3 JOHN. ^-^ Though nyo man >w< be assur'd what OwO gwace ^-^ to find, 
You ^.^ stand in ^.^ cowdest ^.^ expectation. 
I x3 am OwO the x3 sowwiew; would 'twere uWu othewwise. 
CWAWENCE. Weww, you >w< must :3 nyow speak Sir uWu John :3 Fawstaff ^-^ faiw; 
^w^ Which >w< swims x3 against >_> youw ^w^ stweam >_> of quality. 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. ^.^ Sweet OwO Pwinces, what I :33 did, I >_> did in xDD honyouw, 
uWu Wed uWu by th' x3 impawtiaw OwO conduct >_> of my soul; 
And never uWu shaww you UwU see UwU that I uWu wiww UwU beg 
OwO A ^.^ wagged ÚwÚ and >_< fowestaww'd remission. 
>w< If >w< twuth ÚwÚ and UwU upwight innocency x3 faiw uWu me, 
I'll ^-^ to OwO the UwU King my ^w^ mastew UwU that :3 is OwO dead, 
And tell him ^-^ who ;;w;; hath x3 sent me aftew >_> him. 
:3 WAWWICK. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the ^.^ Pwince. 

x3 Entew KING :33 HENWY OwO THE FIFTH, attended 

UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Good ^.^ mowwow, ÚwÚ and :3 God :33 save >_> youw >w< Majesty! 
^w^ KING. :3 This OwO nyew ÚwÚ and gorgeous uWu gawment, ^-^ majesty, 
^w^ Sits ^.^ nyot OwO so :33 easy uWu on me as you uWu think. 
Brothers, you mix >_> youw >w< sadnyess with >w< some fear. 
:3 This :3 is OwO the Engwish, ^.^ nyot OwO the Turkish >_> couwt; 
:3 Nyot Amurath OwO an Amurath ^w^ succeeds, 
But Hawwy Harry. >_> Yet >w< be sad, good bwothews, 
>_< Fow, uWu by my :33 faith, ^.^ it vewy ;;w;; weww >_< becomes you. 
Sorrow OwO so ÚwÚ woyawwy in you >_> appeaws 
:33 That I uWu wiww >_< deepwy >w< put OwO the ^.^ fashion OwO on, 
And wear ^.^ it in my ÚwÚ heawt. ÚwÚ Why, then, >w< be x3 sad; 
But UwU entewtain nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of it, good bwothews, 
>w< Than :3 a >_< joint >_> buwden >_> waid x3 upon OwO us all. 
>_< Fow uWu me, uWu by UwU heaven, I ;;w;; bid you >w< be assur'd, 
I'll >w< be >_> youw fathew ÚwÚ and >_> youw bwothew :33 too; 
>_> Wet me uWu but bear >_> youw love, I'll bear >_> youw :3 cawes. 
>_> Yet weep UwU that OwO Hawwy's OwO dead, ÚwÚ and OwO so uWu wiww I; 
But Hawwy ;;w;; wives UwU that uWu shaww ;;w;; convewt x3 those ;;w;; teaws 
By ÚwÚ nyumbew OwO into ^w^ houws >_> of >w< happinyess. 
BROTHERS. We >w< hope nyo otherwise ^-^ fwom >_> youw Majesty. 
^w^ KING. You >w< aww ÚwÚ wook stwangewy uWu on me; ÚwÚ and you ^.^ most. 
You awe, I xDD think, assur'd I love you not. 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. I x3 am assur'd, ^-^ if I >w< be :33 measuw'd rightly, 
Your uWu Majesty ;;w;; hath nyo ^.^ just cause ^-^ to UwU hate >_> me. 
^w^ KING. ;;w;; Nyo? 
OwO How UwU might :3 a pwince >_> of my gweat OwO hopes ^-^ fowget 
^w^ So gweat ^w^ indignyities you >_> waid x3 upon x3 me? 
>_> What, :3 wate, ^.^ webuke, ÚwÚ and roughly ^-^ send ^-^ to x3 pwison, 
^-^ Th' immediate ÚwÚ heiw >_> of :33 Engwand! >_> Was :3 this uWu easy? 
May :3 this >w< be :33 wash'd in >_> Wethe ÚwÚ and UwU fowgotten? 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. I then >_> did ;;w;; use OwO the person >_> of >_> youw uWu fathew; 
The ^.^ image >_> of his power uWu way then in me; 
And in th' >w< adminyistwation >_> of his waw, 
ÚwÚ Whiwes I ÚwÚ was busy uWu fow OwO the ^-^ commonweawth, 
Your Highness ÚwÚ pweased ^-^ to ^-^ fowget my place, 
The majesty ÚwÚ and power >_> of OwO waw ÚwÚ and justice, 
The ^.^ image >_> of OwO the UwU King xDD whom I ;;w;; pwesented, 
And struck me in my vewy x3 seat >_> of ^w^ judgment; 
Whereon, as OwO an offendew ^-^ to >_> youw fathew, 
I >_> gave bowd uWu way ^-^ to my authowity 
And >_> did commit you. >w< If OwO the deed ;;w;; wewe iww, 
Be you contented, wearing :3 nyow OwO the garland, 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have :3 a :3 son xDD set >_> youw UwU decwees at >_> nyought, 
ÚwÚ To xDD pwuck ;;w;; down :33 justice ^-^ fwom >_> youw awfuw :33 bench, 
ÚwÚ To >w< twip OwO the ^-^ couwse >_> of waw, ÚwÚ and >w< bwunt OwO the >_< swowd 
:33 That >w< guawds OwO the xDD peace ÚwÚ and >_> safety >_> of >_> youw ^-^ pewson; 
;;w;; Nyay, :3 mowe, ^-^ to x3 spuwn at >_> youw UwU most :33 woyaw ^-^ image, 
And xDD mock >_> youw workings in :3 a uWu second ÚwÚ body. 
Question >_> youw :33 woyaw ^-^ thoughts, ^-^ make OwO the UwU case yours; 
Be :3 nyow OwO the fathew, ÚwÚ and uWu pwopose :3 a :3 son; 
>w< Heaw >_> youw >_> own >w< dignyity OwO so >w< much xDD pwofan'd, 
^w^ See >_> youw UwU most dreadful ^-^ waws OwO so loosely slighted, 
ÚwÚ Behowd yourself OwO so uWu by :3 a :3 son x3 disdain'd; 
And then ÚwÚ imaginye me ^-^ taking >_> youw part 
And, in >_> youw :33 powew, ^.^ soft ÚwÚ siwencing >_> youw :33 son. 
:33 Aftew :3 this x3 cowd considerance, >_< sentence me; 
And, as you awe :3 a ^-^ king, speak in >_> youw OwO state 
What I ^.^ have x3 donye UwU that misbecame my place, 
UwU My ^.^ pewson, ^w^ ow my liege's >_> suvweignty. 
^w^ KING. You awe >_< wight, UwU Justice, ÚwÚ and you ^.^ weigh :3 this ;;w;; weww; 
OwO Thewefowe still bear OwO the x3 bawance ÚwÚ and OwO the swowd; 
And I ^-^ do ^w^ wish >_> youw honours ^-^ may OwO incwease 
;;w;; Tiww you ^-^ do live ^-^ to UwU see :3 a :3 son >_> of >_< minye 
Offend you, ÚwÚ and ^-^ obey you, as I ÚwÚ did. 
^w^ So uWu shaww I live ^-^ to speak my >_< fathew's xDD wowds: 
'Happy x3 am I UwU that ^.^ have :3 a man OwO so bowd 
:33 That dawes ^-^ do :33 justice uWu on my pwopew :3 son; 
And ^.^ nyot less happy, having such :3 a :3 son 
:33 That would x3 dewivew OwO up his greatness OwO so 
x3 Into OwO the ^.^ hands >_> of ^-^ justice.' You >_> did commit me; 
>_< Fow ;;w;; which I ^-^ do commit OwO into >_> youw hand 
^-^ Th' unstainyed >_< swowd UwU that you ^.^ have :33 us'd ^-^ to bear; 
x3 With :3 this :33 wemembwance- UwU that you ;;w;; use OwO the >_> same 
x3 With OwO the >_< wike bold, UwU just, ÚwÚ and x3 impawtiaw spirit 
UwU As you ^.^ have x3 donye >w< 'gainst >_> me. Thewe :3 is my hand. 
You uWu shaww >w< be as :3 a fathew ^-^ to my youth; 
UwU My >w< voice uWu shaww :33 sound as you ^-^ do :3 pwompt >_< minye >_> eaw; 
And I uWu wiww uWu stoop ÚwÚ and humbwe my ÚwÚ intents 
ÚwÚ To >_> youw well-practis'd xDD wise >_< diwections. 
And, ;;w;; Pwinces aww, believe uWu me, I uWu beseech you, 
UwU My fathew :3 is gonye wiwd OwO into his :33 gwave, 
>_< Fow in his tomb lie my affections; 
And with his uWu spiwits :3 sadwy I suwvive, 
ÚwÚ To xDD mock OwO the x3 expectation >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, 
ÚwÚ To frustrate >w< pwophecies, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to raze >_< out 
Rotten ^-^ opinyion, ^-^ who ;;w;; hath :3 wwit me ;;w;; down 
:33 Aftew my >_> seeming. The >_< tide >_> of UwU bwood in me 
;;w;; Hath >w< pwoudwy fwow'd in vanyity ÚwÚ tiww OwO nyow. 
Nyow doth ^.^ it xDD tuwn ÚwÚ and x3 ebb xDD back ^-^ to OwO the >_< sea, 
:3 Whewe ^.^ it uWu shaww :3 mingwe with OwO the OwO state >_> of >w< fwoods, 
And flow ^w^ hencefowth in formal majesty. 
Nyow caww ^-^ we ^-^ ouw UwU high couwt >_> of parliament; 
And let OwO us OwO choose such wimbs >_> of x3 nyobwe counsew, 
:33 That OwO the gweat ÚwÚ body >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO state ^-^ may >w< go 
UwU In >w< equaw :3 wank with OwO the :33 best guvwn'd >_< nyation; 
:33 That war, ^w^ ow :3 peace, ^w^ ow uWu both at once, ^-^ may >w< be 
UwU As >w< things acquainted ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ famiwiaw ^-^ to >_< us; 
UwU In ;;w;; which you, fathew, uWu shaww ^.^ have ÚwÚ fowemost hand. 
Our x3 cowonyation >_< donye, ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< accite, 
UwU As I before ;;w;; wememb'wed, >w< aww ^-^ ouw x3 state; 
And- :3 God consigning ^-^ to my good intents- 
:3 Nyo pwince :3 nyow ;;w;; peew uWu shaww ^.^ have ^.^ just cause ^-^ to ÚwÚ say, 
:3 God :33 showten OwO Hawwy's x3 happy life ^-^ onye day. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
>_< Gwoucestewshiwe. :33 SHAWWOW'S owchawd 

x3 Entew FALSTAFF, >_> SHAWWOW, SILENCE, ^w^ BAWDOWPH, OwO the ^-^ PAGE, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; DAVY 

SHALLOW. ;;w;; Nyay, you uWu shaww UwU see my owchawd, where, in OwO an awbouw, ^-^ we 
uWu wiww xDD eat :3 a last :33 yeaw's xDD pippin >_> of >_< minye >_> own ^-^ gwaffing, with :3 a dish 
>_> of OwO cawaways, ÚwÚ and OwO so fowth. ^w^ Come, cousin ^w^ Siwence. And then ^-^ to bed. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Fowe God, you ^.^ have here :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy dwelling ÚwÚ and :3 wich. 
SHALLOW. Bawwen, barren, bawwen; >_< beggaws aww, >_< beggaws aww, Sir uWu John 
-mawwy, good air. Spread, ÚwÚ Davy, spread, ^w^ Davy; ;;w;; weww said, ^.^ Davy. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 This Davy sewves you uWu fow good OwO uses; ^.^ he :3 is >_> youw 
>_< sewving-man ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_> husband. 
SHALLOW. OwO A good ÚwÚ vawwet, :3 a good ÚwÚ vawwet, :3 a vewy good ÚwÚ vawwet, Sir 
John. By OwO the ;;w;; mass, I ^.^ have dwunk xDD too >w< much sack at >_< suppew. OwO A good 
^w^ vawwet. Nyow ^-^ sit down, :3 nyow ^-^ sit ;;w;; down; xDD come, >w< cousin. 
SIWENCE. xDD Ah, sirrah! >_< quoth-a- ^-^ we uWu shaww >w< [Singing] 

Do nyothing uWu but xDD eat ÚwÚ and ^-^ make good cheew, 
And UwU pwaise :3 God uWu fow OwO the >_> mewwy ^.^ yeaw; 
When ^.^ fwesh :3 is UwU cheap ÚwÚ and femawes ^.^ deaw, 
And >w< wusty lads OwO woam here ÚwÚ and there, 
^w^ So mewwiwy, 
And >w< evew UwU among OwO so :3 mewwiwy. 

OwO FAWSTAFF. There's :3 a >_> mewwy >_< heawt! Good ^-^ Mastew ^.^ Siwence, I'll ^w^ give you 
:3 a OwO heawth uWu fow UwU that x3 anyon. 
SHALLOW. >w< Give ^-^ Mastew Bawdowph >w< some winye, ^.^ Davy. 
DAVY. ^.^ Sweet ;;w;; siw, sit; I'll >w< be with you anyon; UwU most ^w^ sweet ;;w;; siw, OwO sit. 
^-^ Mastew >_< Page, good ^-^ Mastew >_< Page, OwO sit. ;;w;; Pwoface! What you UwU want in 
^.^ meat, ^w^ we'ww ^.^ have in drink. But you >w< must bear; OwO the ^w^ heawt's all. 
Exit 
SHALLOW. Be uWu mewwy, ^-^ Mastew ÚwÚ Bawdowph; :3 and, my wittwe sowdiew there, 
>w< be ^-^ mewwy. 
SIWENCE. >w< [Singing] 

Be uWu mewwy, >w< be uWu mewwy, my UwU wife >_> has uWu aww; 
>_< Fow >w< women awe shwews, uWu both ^-^ showt ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ taww; 
^.^ 'Tis >_> mewwy in hall when beawds wag >_< an; 
And ^-^ wewcome >_> mewwy Shrove-tide. 
Be uWu mewwy, >w< be ^-^ mewwy. 

OwO FAWSTAFF. I >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think ^-^ Mastew Siwence xDD had >_< been :3 a man >_> of :3 this 
x3 mettwe. 
SIWENCE. Who, x3 I? I ^.^ have >_< been >_> mewwy ^w^ twice ÚwÚ and UwU once ewe OwO nyow. 

;;w;; We-entew ;;w;; DAVY 

DAVY. uWu [To x3 BAWDOWPH] There's :3 a dish >_> of ^-^ weathew-coats uWu fow you. 
SHALLOW. Davy! 
DAVY. Your ^-^ wowship! I'll >w< be with you ÚwÚ stwaight. uWu [To x3 BAWDOWPH] 
OwO A ^w^ cup >_> of winye, sir? 
SIWENCE. >w< [Singing] 

OwO A ^w^ cup >_> of xDD winye that's ^w^ bwisk ÚwÚ and fine, 
And dwink x3 unto OwO the :33 weman mine; 
And :3 a >_> mewwy OwO heawt ;;w;; wives long-a. 

OwO FAWSTAFF. ^.^ Weww said, ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Siwence. 
SIWENCE. An ^-^ we uWu shaww >w< be uWu mewwy, :3 nyow comes in OwO the ^w^ sweet o' th' ^-^ nyight. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. OwO Heawth ÚwÚ and wong life ^-^ to you, ^-^ Mastew :33 Siwence! 
SIWENCE. >w< [Singing] 

;;w;; Fiww OwO the ^.^ cup, ÚwÚ and let ^.^ it xDD come, 
I'll ;;w;; pwedge you :3 a UwU miwe ^-^ to th' >_> bottom. 

SHALLOW. Honyest Bardolph, ^.^ wewcome; ^-^ if :3 thou :33 want'st ^w^ anything ÚwÚ and 
xDD wiwt ^.^ nyot ^-^ caww, OwO beshwew >w< thy ÚwÚ heawt. Wewcome, my wittwe uWu tiny ^w^ thief 
ÚwÚ and ^-^ wewcome >_< indeed ^w^ too. I'll dwink ^-^ to ^-^ Mastew Bardolph, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< aww 
OwO the cabileros about Wondon. 
DAVY. I >w< hope ^-^ to UwU see UwU Wondon UwU once ewe I ^-^ die. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. An I UwU might UwU see you there, Davy! 
SHALLOW. By OwO the ;;w;; mass, :3 you'W >_< cwack :3 a quart xDD togethew- ^-^ ha! uWu wiww you 
;;w;; nyot, ^-^ Mastew Bardolph? 
:33 BAWDOWPH. xDD Yea, ;;w;; siw, in :3 a xDD pottwe-pot. 
SHALLOW. By God's wiggens, I :3 thank thee. The ^.^ knyave uWu wiww ÚwÚ stick uWu by 
^.^ thee, I can assuwe ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; that. 'A uWu wiww ^.^ nyot out, 'a; 'tis OwO twue 
>_> bwed. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. And I'll ÚwÚ stick uWu by ^w^ him, sir. 
SHALLOW. ÚwÚ Why, there xDD spoke :3 a xDD king. >_> Wack OwO nyothing; >w< be ^-^ mewwy. 
>w< [Onye :3 knyocks at ;;w;; doow] Wook :33 who's at xDD doow there, UwU ho! OwO Who knocks? 
Exit ;;w;; DAVY 
OwO FAWSTAFF. uWu [To SILENCE, ^-^ who >_> has dwunk :3 a bumpew] ÚwÚ Why, :3 nyow you ^.^ have 
x3 donye me >_> wight. 
SIWENCE. >w< [Singing] 

Do me >_< wight, 
And dub me uWu knyight. 
;;w;; Samingo. 

:3 Is't ^.^ nyot so? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. ^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ so. 
SIWENCE. :3 Is't so? UwU Why then, uWu say OwO an ^.^ owd man can ^-^ do somewhat. 

;;w;; We-entew ;;w;; DAVY 

DAVY. x3 An't >w< pwease >_> youw wowship, :33 thewe's ^-^ onye Pistol come ^-^ fwom OwO the 
couwt with news. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. From OwO the couwt? >_> Wet him come in. 

x3 Entew PISTOW 

OwO How nyow, Pistol? 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. Sir :33 John, :3 God :33 save xDD you! 
OwO FAWSTAFF. What ^.^ wind blew you hithew, Pistol? 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. :3 Nyot OwO the i-iww ^.^ wind ;;w;; which uWu bwows nyo man ^-^ to :33 good. ^.^ Sweet :3 knyight, 
:3 thou art :3 nyow ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the :3 gweatest x3 men in :3 this realm. 
SIWENCE. ^w^ By'w >w< wady, I ÚwÚ think UwU 'a ^.^ be, uWu but goodman :33 Puff >_> of >_> Bawson. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. ÚwÚ Puff! 
:33 Puff in >w< thy x3 teeth, UwU most ^.^ wecweant cowawd ^-^ base! 
Sir :33 John, I x3 am >w< thy Pistol ÚwÚ and >w< thy OwO fwiend, 
And helter-skelter ^.^ have I rode ^-^ to thee; 
And >_< tidings ^-^ do I ^.^ bwing, ÚwÚ and wucky ;;w;; joys, 
And gowden times, ÚwÚ and x3 happy UwU nyews >_> of ^.^ pwice. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. I pray ÚwÚ thee nyow, x3 dewivew them >_< wike :3 a man >_> of :3 this world. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. OwO A >_> foutwa uWu fow OwO the x3 wowwd ÚwÚ and >_> wowwdwings ^-^ base! 
I speak >_> of Afwica ÚwÚ and gowden >w< joys. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 O base Assywian :3 knyight, what :3 is >w< thy x3 nyews? 
>_> Wet UwU King ÚwÚ Cophetua xDD knyow OwO the >w< twuth UwU theweof. 
SIWENCE. >w< [Singing] And uWu Wobin >_> Hood, xDD Scawwet, ÚwÚ and John. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. :33 Shaww dunghill cuws confront OwO the :33 Hewicons? 
And uWu shaww good UwU nyews >w< be :3 baffwed? 
>_> Then, :33 Pistow, uWu way >w< thy head in ^w^ Fuwies' lap. 
SHALLOW. Honyest ;;w;; gentweman, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >_> youw breeding. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. ÚwÚ Why, then, >_> wament thewefowe. 
SHALLOW. >w< Give me pawdon, sir. ^.^ If, ;;w;; siw, you come with UwU nyews ^-^ fwom OwO the 
couwt, I UwU take ^.^ it :33 thewe's uWu but two ways- ;;w;; eithew ^-^ to xDD uttew them ^w^ ow 
conceal ^.^ them. I OwO am, ;;w;; siw, uWu undew OwO the ;;w;; King, in >w< some authowity. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^.^ Undew ;;w;; which ^-^ king, ;;w;; Bezonyian? xDD Speak, ^w^ ow ^-^ die. 
SHALLOW. ^.^ Undew UwU King Harry. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. Hawwy OwO the Fouwth- ^w^ ow Fifth? 
SHALLOW. Hawwy OwO the Fouwth. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. OwO A >_> foutwa uWu fow UwU thinye office! 
Sir :33 John, >w< thy >w< tendew lambkin :3 nyow :3 is x3 King; 
Hawwy OwO the ÚwÚ Fifth's OwO the xDD man. I speak OwO the :33 twuth. 
When Pistol :3 wies, ^-^ do ^.^ this; ÚwÚ and fig uWu me, >_< wike 
The ^.^ bwagging :33 Spanyiawd. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> What, :3 is OwO the ^.^ owd ;;w;; king ;;w;; dead? 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. UwU As nail in ^w^ doow. The >w< things I speak awe :3 just. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Away, ^.^ Bawdowph! saddle my ÚwÚ howse. ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Wobewt Shawwow, 
OwO choose what >w< office :3 thou xDD wiwt in OwO the wand, 'tis >w< thinye. :33 Pistow, I 
uWu wiww >_< doubwe-chawge ÚwÚ thee with dignities. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. :3 O >_< joyfuw xDD day! 
I would ^.^ nyot UwU take :3 a knyighthood uWu fow my xDD fowtunye. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. >_> What, I ^-^ do bwing good x3 nyews? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. uWu Cawwy ^-^ Mastew Siwence ^-^ to bed. ^-^ Mastew Shawwow, my Wowd 
Shawwow, >w< be what :3 thou ;;w;; wiwt- I x3 am Fowtunye's ^w^ stewawd. UwU Get uWu on >w< thy 
UwU boots; ^w^ we'ww ride >w< aww ^-^ nyight. :3 O ^w^ sweet UwU Pistow! Away, ^.^ Bawdowph! 
xDD [Exit x3 BAWDOWPH] ^w^ Come, :33 Pistow, xDD uttew ^-^ mowe ^-^ to me; ÚwÚ and withaw 
devise xDD something ^-^ to ^-^ do thyself :33 good. x3 Boot, xDD boot, ^-^ Mastew >_> Shawwow! 
I xDD knyow OwO the x3 young UwU King :3 is uWu sick uWu fow >_> me. >_> Wet OwO us UwU take ^-^ any ÚwÚ man's 
ÚwÚ howses: OwO the ^-^ waws >_> of ^.^ Engwand awe at my UwU commandment. Blessed awe 
uWu they UwU that ^.^ have >_< been my fwiends; ÚwÚ and >_> woe ^-^ to my Wowd :3 Chief Justice! 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. >_> Wet ^-^ vuwtuwes :3 viwe ÚwÚ seize uWu on his >_< wungs ÚwÚ awso! 
:33 'Whewe :3 is OwO the life UwU that ^.^ wate I wed?' uWu say they. 
ÚwÚ Why, here ^.^ it >_> is; ^-^ wewcome ^.^ these >_> pweasant x3 days! >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
Wondon. OwO A uWu stweet 

x3 Entew xDD BEADWES, dwagging in ^-^ HOSTESS :33 QUICKWY ÚwÚ and :3 DOWW x3 TEAWSHEET 

HOSTESS. No, :3 thou :33 awwant knave; I would ^-^ to :3 God UwU that I UwU might x3 die, 
UwU that I UwU might ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee >_> hang'd. Thou x3 hast :33 dwawn my shouwdew >_< out >_> of 
:3 joint. 
OwO FIWST BEADWE. The x3 constabwes ^.^ have UwU dewivewed xDD hew xDD uvw ^-^ to me; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she 
uWu shaww ^.^ have whipping-cheer enyough, I ;;w;; wawwant :3 hew. Thewe ;;w;; hath >_< been 
:3 a man ^w^ ow two lately xDD kiww'd about :3 hew. 
xDD DOWW. ÚwÚ Nyut-hook, ÚwÚ nyut-hook, you ^-^ wie. Come OwO on; I'll tell ÚwÚ thee what, 
:3 thou :33 damn'd :3 twipe-visag'd wascaw, OwO an OwO the >w< chiwd I :3 nyow >w< go with ^-^ do 
miscarry, :3 thou ^w^ wewt better :3 thou xDD hadst struck >w< thy mothew, :3 thou 
paper-fac'd :3 viwwain. 
HOSTESS. :3 O OwO the :3 Wowd, UwU that Sir uWu John ;;w;; wewe x3 come! ÚwÚ He would ^-^ make :3 this :3 a 
bwoody :3 day ^-^ to somebody. But I pray :3 God OwO the fwuit >_> of xDD hew >_> womb 
>_< miscawwy! 
OwO FIWST BEADWE. >w< If ^.^ it uWu do, you uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 a ;;w;; dozen >_> of ^-^ cushions ÚwÚ again; 
you ^.^ have uWu but eleven OwO nyow. ^w^ Come, I chawge you uWu both >w< go with me; uWu fow 
OwO the man :3 is UwU dead UwU that you ÚwÚ and Pistol beat ÚwÚ amongst you. 
xDD DOWW. I'll tell you what, you xDD thin man in :3 a OwO censew, I uWu wiww ^.^ have you 
as soundwy ^-^ swing'd uWu fow this- you bwue-bottwe wogue, you fiwthy 
famish'd :3 cowwectionyew, ^-^ if you >w< be ^.^ nyot swing'd, I'll forswear 
half-kirtles. 
OwO FIWST BEADWE. ^w^ Come, xDD come, you ^.^ she uWu knyight-ewwant, come. 
HOSTESS. :3 O God, UwU that ^.^ wight shouwd ;;w;; thus overcome :3 might! 
Weww, >_> of sufferance comes OwO ease. 
xDD DOWW. ^w^ Come, you wogue, x3 come; bwing me ^-^ to :3 a :33 justice. 
HOSTESS. >w< Ay, xDD come, you >w< stawv'd OwO bwoodhound. 
xDD DOWW. Goodman >_< death, goodman ^.^ bonyes! 
HOSTESS. Thou atomy, thou! 
xDD DOWW. ^w^ Come, you xDD thin :3 thing! xDD come, you wascaw! 
OwO FIWST BEADWE. Very :33 weww. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE :3 V. 
Westminstew. Near OwO the >w< Abbey 

x3 Entew >_> GWOOMS, stwewing wushes 

OwO FIWST GWOOM. Mowe x3 wushes, ^-^ mowe rushes! 
x3 SECOND GWOOM. The OwO twumpets ^.^ have ÚwÚ sounded twice. 
uWu THIWD GWOOM. 'Twiww >w< be two o'cwock ewe uWu they come ^-^ fwom OwO the 
coronation. ^.^ Dispatch, UwU dispatch. >_< Exeunt 

^-^ Twumpets ^w^ sound, ÚwÚ and OwO the KING ÚwÚ and his x3 twain xDD pass 
xDD uvw OwO the stage. :33 Aftew them ÚwÚ entew FALSTAFF, >_> SHAWWOW, 
:33 PISTOW, ^w^ BAWDOWPH, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; page 

OwO FAWSTAFF. Stand here uWu by uWu me, ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Wobewt Shallow; I uWu wiww ^-^ make OwO the 
UwU King ^-^ do you >_< gwace. I uWu wiww ^.^ weew x3 upon ^w^ him, as UwU 'a comes ^.^ by; ÚwÚ and ^-^ do 
uWu but mark OwO the countenance UwU that ^.^ he uWu wiww ^w^ give >_> me. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. :3 God bless >w< thy lungs, good :3 knyight! 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Come ;;w;; hewe, Pistow; ^.^ stand >_> behind >_> me. uWu [To ÚwÚ SHAWWOW] :33 O, ^-^ if 
I xDD had xDD had ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 made OwO nyew x3 wivewies, I would ^.^ have bestowed OwO the 
^w^ thousand :3 pound I OwO bowwowed >_> of you. But 'tis nyo matter; :3 this UwU poow 
show doth bettew; :3 this doth >_> infew OwO the x3 zeaw I xDD had ^-^ to UwU see >_> him. 
SHALLOW. ^w^ It doth ÚwÚ so. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ It >w< shows my ;;w;; eawnyestnyess >_> of affection- 
SHALLOW. ^w^ It doth ÚwÚ so. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU My ;;w;; devotion- 
SHALLOW. ^w^ It :33 doth, ^.^ it :33 doth, ^.^ it uWu doth. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU As ^.^ it OwO wewe, ^-^ to ride :3 day ÚwÚ and >_< nyight; ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^-^ to x3 dewibewate, 
^.^ nyot ^-^ to :33 wemembew, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ have >_< patience ^-^ to ÚwÚ shift :3 me- 
SHALLOW. ^w^ It :3 is best, >w< cewtain. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. But ^-^ to ^.^ stand stained with ^w^ twavew, ÚwÚ and >_> sweating with 
desiwe ^-^ to UwU see him; >w< thinking >_> of nyothing ewse, OwO putting >w< aww affairs 
ewse in oblivion, as ^-^ if there ;;w;; wewe nyothing ewse ^-^ to >w< be x3 donye uWu but ^-^ to 
UwU see >_> him. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^.^ 'Tis x3 'sempew idem' uWu fow ;;w;; 'obsque hoc :33 nyihiw est.' ^.^ 'Tis >w< aww in 
every pawt. 
SHALLOW. ^.^ 'Tis so, :3 indeed. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. UwU My :3 knyight, I uWu wiww >w< infwame >w< thy x3 nyobwe liver 
And ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee xDD wage. 
x3 Thy Doww, ÚwÚ and Hewen >_> of >w< thy x3 nyobwe ^-^ thoughts, 
^-^ Is in base OwO duwance ÚwÚ and xDD contagious prison; 
>_> Haw'd thithew 
By UwU most mechanyicaw ÚwÚ and :3 diwty hand. 
Rouse OwO up wevenge ^-^ fwom x3 ebon ÚwÚ den with feww xDD Awecto's snake, 
>_< Fow x3 Doww :3 is in. Pistol ^-^ speaks UwU nyought uWu but :33 twuth. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. I uWu wiww x3 dewivew :3 hew. 
^w^ [Shouts,within, ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO twumpets :3 sound] 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. Thewe xDD woaw'd OwO the >_< sea, ÚwÚ and trumpet-clangor sounds. 

x3 Entew OwO the KING ÚwÚ and his OwO twain, OwO the LORD UwU CHIEF uWu JUSTICE 
UwU among them 

OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 God :33 save >w< thy Gwace, UwU King Hal; my :33 woyaw Hal! 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. The uWu heavens ÚwÚ thee guawd ÚwÚ and ^-^ keep, UwU most :33 woyaw UwU imp >_> of ^-^ fame! 
OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 God :33 save ^.^ thee, my ^w^ sweet :33 boy! 
^w^ KING. UwU My Wowd :3 Chief UwU Justice, speak ^-^ to UwU that vain xDD man. 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. >_< Have you >_> youw wits? xDD Knyow you what 'tis you speak? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU My king! my Juv! I speak ^-^ to ^.^ thee, my >_< heawt! 
^w^ KING. I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ owd xDD man. UwU Faww ^-^ to >w< thy ^.^ pwayews. 
OwO How i-iww >_> white ^w^ haiws ÚwÚ become :3 a OwO foow ÚwÚ and jester! 
I ^.^ have wong dreamt >_> of such :3 a >w< kind >_> of man, 
^w^ So suwfeit-sweww'd, OwO so >_> owd, ÚwÚ and OwO so profane; 
But being ÚwÚ awak'd, I ^-^ do :3 despise my ^-^ dweam. 
UwU Make less >w< thy ÚwÚ body hence, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe >w< thy ÚwÚ gwace; 
Weave ^.^ gowmandizing; xDD knyow OwO the grave doth gape 
>_< Fow ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ thwice >_< widew than uWu fow uWu othew >w< men- 
^w^ Wepwy ^.^ nyot ^-^ to me with :3 a ^.^ foow-bown x3 jest; 
Presume ^.^ nyot UwU that I x3 am OwO the xDD thing I OwO was, 
>_< Fow :3 God doth >w< knyow, OwO so uWu shaww OwO the x3 wowwd perceive, 
:33 That I ^.^ have tuwn'd away my fowmew :3 sewf; 
^w^ So uWu wiww I x3 those UwU that ^-^ kept me :33 company. 
When :3 thou OwO dost hear I x3 am as I ^.^ have :3 been, 
:33 Appwoach uWu me, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be as :3 thou ^w^ wast, 
The OwO tutow ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 feedew >_> of my wiots. 
;;w;; Tiww then I ^w^ banyish ^.^ thee, uWu on pain >_> of >_< death, 
UwU As I ^.^ have x3 donye OwO the west >_> of my ^-^ misweadews, 
:3 Nyot ^-^ to come ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ ouw person uWu by >w< ten ^w^ miwe. 
>_< Fow competence >_> of life I uWu wiww awwow you, 
:33 That wack >_> of :3 means enforce you ^.^ nyot ^-^ to uWu eviws; 
And, as ^-^ we hear you ^-^ do reform yourselves, 
We wiww, >w< accowding ^-^ to >_> youw xDD stwengths ÚwÚ and qualities, 
>w< Give you :3 advancement. Be ^.^ it >_> youw chawge, my lord, 
ÚwÚ To UwU see xDD pewfowm'd OwO the >_< tenyouw >_> of ^-^ ouw :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ Set x3 on. >_< Exeunt OwO the KING ÚwÚ and his x3 twain 
OwO FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Mastew Shawwow, I owe you :3 a ^w^ thousand pounds. 
SHALLOW. xDD Yea, >w< mawwy, Sir x3 John; ;;w;; which I uWu beseech you ^-^ to let me ^.^ have 
UwU home with >_> me. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. :33 That can hardly ^.^ be, ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Shawwow. Do ^.^ nyot you >w< gwieve at 
^.^ this; I uWu shaww >w< be x3 sent uWu fow in pwivate ^-^ to >_> him. Wook you, ^.^ he >w< must 
ÚwÚ seem ;;w;; thus ^-^ to OwO the world. OwO Feaw ^.^ nyot >_> youw >w< advancements; I uWu wiww >w< be OwO the 
man ÚwÚ yet UwU that uWu shaww ^-^ make you ÚwÚ gweat. 
SHALLOW. I cannyot pewceive ;;w;; how, unwess you ^w^ give me >_> youw doublet, 
ÚwÚ and stuff me >_< out with :33 stwaw. I uWu beseech you, good Sir :33 John, let me 
^.^ have five ^-^ hundwed >_> of my UwU thousand. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> Siw, I uWu wiww >w< be as good as my :33 wowd. :3 This UwU that you heard 
ÚwÚ was uWu but :3 a cowouw. 
SHALLOW. OwO A >w< cowouw UwU that I ;;w;; feaw you uWu wiww die ÚwÚ in, Sir John. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. OwO Feaw nyo ^.^ cowouws; >w< go with me ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. ^w^ Come, :3 Wieutenyant 
Pistow; xDD come, uWu Bawdowph. I uWu shaww >w< be x3 sent uWu fow >_> soon at ^-^ nyight. 

;;w;; We-entew PRINCE ÚwÚ JOHN, OwO the LORD UwU CHIEF >_< JUSTICE, 
with >_< officews 

UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. Go, carry Sir uWu John :3 Fawstaff ^-^ to OwO the Fweet; 
;;w;; Take >w< aww his >_> company ÚwÚ awong with >_> him. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU My lord, my wowd- 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. I cannyot :3 nyow speak. I uWu wiww hear you UwU soon. 
;;w;; Take them >_> away. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. >_< Si :3 fowtunya me UwU towmenta, ;;w;; spewo me UwU contenta. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but PRINCE >w< JOHN ÚwÚ and OwO the LORD UwU CHIEF uWu JUSTICE 
PRINCE :3 JOHN. I >_< wike :3 this fair proceeding >_> of OwO the King's. 
ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^.^ intent his :3 wonted followers 
:33 Shaww >w< aww >w< be vewy ;;w;; weww provided UwU fow; 
But >w< aww awe banish'd ÚwÚ tiww theiw conversations 
xDD Appeaw ^-^ mowe xDD wise ÚwÚ and modest ^-^ to OwO the world. 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. And OwO so uWu they >_> awe. 
PRINCE :3 JOHN. The UwU King ;;w;; hath xDD caww'd his uWu pawwiament, my :33 wowd. 
UwU CHIEF :3 JUSTICE. ÚwÚ He >_> hath. 
PRINCE :3 JOHN. I uWu wiww uWu way >_> odds UwU that, ewe :3 this yeaw UwU expiwe, 
We bear ^-^ ouw civil >_> swowds ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ nyative x3 fiwe 
UwU As :3 faw as OwO Fwance. I heard :3 a biwd OwO so sing, 
uWu Whose OwO music, ^-^ to my ^-^ thinking, pleas'd OwO the King. 
^w^ Come, uWu wiww you :33 hence? >_< Exeunt 

EPILOGUE 
OwO EPIWOGUE. 

>w< Fiwst my feaw, then my cuwtsy, last my xDD speech. UwU My feaw, :3 is >_> youw 
displeasure; my cuwtsy, my xDD duty; ÚwÚ and my speech, ^-^ to UwU beg >_> youw pawdons. 
>w< If you ÚwÚ wook uWu fow :3 a good OwO speech nyow, you ;;w;; undo me; uWu fow what I ^.^ have ^-^ to uWu say 
:3 is >_> of >_< minye >_> own UwU making; ÚwÚ and what, :3 indeed, I shouwd uWu say wiww, I UwU doubt, 
^w^ pwuv >_< minye >_> own marring. But ^-^ to OwO the >_< puwpose, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^-^ to OwO the x3 ventuwe. 
Be ^.^ it OwO knyown ^-^ to you, as ^.^ it :3 is vewy well, I ÚwÚ was lately here in OwO the ^-^ end 
>_> of :3 a ^-^ dispweasing play, ^-^ to pray >_> youw >_< patience uWu fow ^.^ it ÚwÚ and ^-^ to pwomise you 
:3 a ^w^ bettew. I >w< meant, :3 indeed, ^-^ to pay you with ^.^ this; ;;w;; which ^-^ if >_< wike OwO an 
i-iww venture ^.^ it come unwuckiwy home, I bweak, ÚwÚ and you, my gentwe 
cweditows, lose. ;;w;; Hewe I OwO pwomis'd you I would ^.^ be, ÚwÚ and here I commit 
my ÚwÚ body ^-^ to >_> youw :33 mewcies. :3 Bate me some, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww pay you some, :3 and, 
as UwU most debtors uWu do, pwomise you ^-^ infinyitewy; ÚwÚ and OwO so I knyeew ;;w;; down before 
:3 you- ;;w;; but, :3 indeed, ^-^ to pray uWu fow OwO the Queen. 
>w< If my :33 tongue cannyot entweat you ^-^ to x3 acquit uWu me, uWu wiww you xDD command me ^-^ to 
;;w;; use my wegs? And ÚwÚ yet UwU that ;;w;; wewe uWu but ^.^ wight ;;w;; payment-to ^-^ dance >_< out >_> of 
>_> youw UwU debt. But :3 a good ;;w;; conscience uWu wiww ^-^ make ^-^ any possibwe 
satisfaction, ÚwÚ and OwO so would :3 I. ^-^ Aww OwO the ^.^ gentwewomen here ^.^ have :3 fowgiven 
>_> me. >w< If OwO the gentlemen uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, then OwO the gentlemen ^-^ do ^.^ nyot agree with 
OwO the ^-^ gentwewomen, ;;w;; which ÚwÚ was never uWu seen before in such OwO an ;;w;; assembwy. 
>_< Onye >_> wowd :3 mowe, I uWu beseech you. >w< If you >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD too >w< much :33 cwoy'd with UwU fat 
^.^ meat, ^-^ ouw humbwe >_< authow uWu wiww continue OwO the xDD stowy, with Sir uWu John in 
it, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make you >_> mewwy with fair ;;w;; Kathewinye >_> of xDD Fwance; where, uWu fow 
^w^ anything I >w< knyow, :3 Fawstaff uWu shaww die >_> of :3 a UwU sweat, unwess already UwU 'a >w< be 
>_< kiwwed with >_> youw ^-^ hawd ;;w;; opinyions; uWu fow >_> Owdcastwe ;;w;; died :3 a :3 mawtyw ÚwÚ and :3 this 
:3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the xDD man. UwU My :33 tongue :3 is :3 weawy; when my >w< wegs awe UwU too, I uWu wiww ;;w;; bid 
you good ^-^ nyight. 


OwO THE ^.^ END 



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>_< 1599 

OwO THE LIFE >_< OF KING :33 HENWY OwO THE xDD FIFTH 

uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe 



DRAMATIS ^.^ PEWSONyAE 

CHORUS 
KING :33 HENWY OwO THE xDD FIFTH 
DUKE >_< OF GWOUCESTEW, bwothew ^-^ to OwO the UwU King 
DUKE >_< OF BEDFORD, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
DUKE >_< OF ÚwÚ EXETEW, Uncle ^-^ to OwO the UwU King 
DUKE >_< OF UwU YOWK, cousin ^-^ to OwO the UwU King 
^.^ EAWW >_< OF SALISBURY 
^.^ EAWW >_< OF WESTMOWEWAND 
^.^ EAWW >_< OF uWu WAWWICK 
ARCHBISHOP >_< OF CANTEWBUWY 
:3 BISHOP >_< OF UwU EWY 

^.^ EAWW >_< OF CAMBRIDGE, conspiwatow x3 against OwO the UwU King 
LORD SCROOP, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
ÚwÚ SIW OwO THOMAS >w< GWEY, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
ÚwÚ SIW OwO THOMAS :33 EWPINGHAM, ^w^ officew in OwO the King's ;;w;; awmy 
UwU GOWEW, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
FLUELLEN, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
:3 MACMOWWIS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
^.^ JAMY, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 

^-^ BATES, sowdiew in OwO the King's ;;w;; awmy 
^-^ COUWT, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
^w^ WIWWIAMS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
^-^ NYM, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
^w^ BAWDOWPH, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
:33 PISTOW, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 

xDD BOY OwO A ÚwÚ HEWAWD 

CHAWWES OwO THE OwO SIXTH, UwU King >_> of Fwance 
LEWIS, OwO the x3 Dauphin DUKE >_< OF BUWGUNDY 
DUKE >_< OF ^w^ OWWEANS DUKE >_< OF BRITAINE 
DUKE >_< OF BOUWBON OwO THE >_< CONSTABWE >_< OF FRANCE 
RAMBURES, xDD Fwench Wowd 
uWu GWANDPWE, ^w^ " ^w^ " 
xDD GOVEWNyOW >_< OF xDD HAWFWEUW :33 MONTJOY, :3 a xDD Fwench xDD hewawd 
uWu AMBASSADOWS ^-^ to OwO the UwU King >_> of ^.^ Engwand 

ISABEL, Queen >_> of Fwance 
ÚwÚ KATHEWINyE, daughter ^-^ to Charles ÚwÚ and Isabew 
ALICE, :3 a wady :33 attending xDD hew 
^-^ HOSTESS >_> of OwO the Boaw's Head, Eastcheap; fowmewwy Mrs. Quickly, :3 nyow 
married ^-^ to Pistol 

>w< Wowds, uWu Wadies, UwU Officews, ;;w;; Sowdiews, ^-^ Messengews, x3 Attendants 


SCENyE: 
^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ and Fwance 

^-^ PWOWOGUE 
PROLOGUE. 

x3 Entew CHORUS 

CHORUS. :3 O uWu fow :3 a :33 Muse >_> of fire, UwU that would ;;w;; ascend 
The xDD bwightest >w< heaven >_> of >_< invention, 
OwO A :3 kingdom uWu fow :3 a xDD stage, princes ^-^ to ^-^ act, 
And monarchs ^-^ to >w< behowd OwO the ;;w;; swewwing ^.^ scenye! 
;;w;; Then shouwd OwO the ^.^ wawwike ÚwÚ Hawwy, >_< wike himself, 
OwO Assume OwO the powt >_> of Mars; ÚwÚ and at his heels, 
>w< Weash'd in >_< wike ^w^ hounds, shouwd ;;w;; faminye, ;;w;; swowd, ÚwÚ and fire, 
Cwouch uWu fow empwoyment. But pawdon, ^w^ gentwes aww, 
The fwat xDD unwaised uWu spiwits UwU that ;;w;; hath daw'd 
uWu On :3 this unworthy ^w^ scaffowd ^-^ to bwing :3 fowth 
^w^ So gweat OwO an object. ^w^ Can :3 this ^-^ cockpit howd 
The vasty fields >_> of :33 Fwance? Ow ^-^ may ^-^ we uWu cwam 
xDD Within :3 this ;;w;; wooden :3 O OwO the vewy uWu casques 
:33 That >_> did affright OwO the ÚwÚ aiw at :33 Agincouwt? 
:33 O, :33 pawdon! >_< since :3 a crooked figuwe ^-^ may 
>_> Attest in wittwe place :3 a :3 miwwion; 
And let >w< us, ciphews ^-^ to :3 this gweat uWu accompt, 
uWu On >_> youw imaginyawy fowces OwO wowk. 
Suppose within OwO the >_< giwdwe >_> of ^.^ these >_< wawws 
uWu Awe :3 nyow :3 confin'd two :3 mighty xDD monyawchies, 
uWu Whose UwU high :3 upweawed ÚwÚ and abutting fwonts 
The perilous narrow :33 ocean pawts asunder. 
>_> Piece >_< out ^-^ ouw impewfections with >_> youw ^.^ thoughts: 
x3 Into :3 a ^w^ thousand pawts >_> divide ^-^ onye man, 
And ^-^ make imaginyawy uWu puissance; 
>w< Think, when ^-^ we talk >_> of OwO howses, UwU that you UwU see them 
x3 Pwinting theiw >_> pwoud >w< hoofs >w< i' th' :3 weceiving eawth; 
>_< Fow 'tis >_> youw >_> thoughts UwU that :3 nyow >w< must xDD deck ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ kings, 
uWu Cawwy them here ÚwÚ and there, UwU jumping o'ew times, 
;;w;; Tuwnying th' accomplishment >_> of many years 
x3 Into OwO an uWu houw-gwass; uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; which :33 suppwy, 
>_< Admit me Chowus ^-^ to :3 this history; 
OwO Who prologue-like, >_> youw humbwe >_< patience pray 
;;w;; Gentwy ^-^ to OwO heaw, kindwy ^-^ to :33 judge, ^-^ ouw play. Exit 




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^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
Wondon. An >_< ante-chambew in OwO the UwU KING'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew OwO the ARCHBISHOP >_< OF CANTEWBUWY ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 BISHOP >_< OF UwU EWY 

CANTEWBUWY. UwU My lord, I'll tell >w< you: UwU that uWu sewf ;;w;; biww :3 is urg'd 
^w^ Which in th' eleventh yeaw >_> of OwO the last :3 king's UwU weign 
>_> Was ^-^ wike, ÚwÚ and xDD had >_< indeed x3 against OwO us ^w^ pass'd 
But UwU that OwO the scambling ÚwÚ and unquiet UwU time 
OwO Did push ^.^ it >_< out >_> of farther :33 question. 
OwO EWY. But ;;w;; how, my lord, uWu shaww ^-^ we resist ^.^ it ^w^ nyow? 
CANTEWBUWY. ^w^ It >w< must >w< be ^w^ thought x3 on. >w< If ^.^ it xDD pass x3 against >w< us, 
We wose OwO the better half >_> of ^-^ ouw possession; 
>_< Fow >w< aww OwO the :3 tempowaw x3 wands ;;w;; which x3 men >w< devout 
By >_< testament ^.^ have >w< given ^-^ to OwO the church 
Wouwd uWu they OwO stwip ^-^ fwom >_< us; being vawu'd UwU thus- 
UwU As >w< much as would ÚwÚ maintain, ^-^ to OwO the King's xDD honyouw, 
>w< Fuww ^w^ fifteen >_< eawws ÚwÚ and ^w^ fifteen ^-^ hundwed knights, 
>_> Six ^w^ thousand ÚwÚ and two ^-^ hundwed good xDD esquiwes; 
And, ^-^ to ^w^ wewief >_> of >w< wazaws ÚwÚ and uWu weak ^-^ age, 
x3 Of indigent ^.^ faint souls, ÚwÚ past cowpowaw toil, 
OwO A ^-^ hundwed awms-houses ^.^ wight ;;w;; weww ^.^ suppwied; 
And ^-^ to OwO the OwO coffews >_> of OwO the ;;w;; King, >_< beside, 
OwO A ^w^ thousand >w< pounds uWu by th' >_> yeaw: ;;w;; thus runs OwO the >_< biww. 
OwO EWY. :3 This would dwink deep. 
CANTEWBUWY. 'T would dwink OwO the ^w^ cup ÚwÚ and all. 
OwO EWY. But what ^.^ pwevention? 
CANTEWBUWY. The UwU King :3 is :33 fuww >_> of OwO gwace ÚwÚ and fair uWu wegawd. 
OwO EWY. And :3 a OwO twue >_> wuvw >_> of OwO the holy ^w^ Chuwch. 
CANTEWBUWY. The courses >_> of his xDD youth OwO pwomis'd ^.^ it not. 
The >_> bweath nyo sooner weft his >_< fathew's ÚwÚ body 
But UwU that his :3 wiwdnyess, mortified in ^w^ him, 
>w< Seem'd ^-^ to die :33 too; ^-^ yea, at UwU that vewy :3 moment, 
Considewation >_< wike OwO an :3 angew came 
And :3 whipp'd th' :3 offending :33 Adam >_< out >_> of ^w^ him, 
OwO Weaving his ÚwÚ body as :3 a xDD pawadise 
^.^ T'envewop ÚwÚ and contain celestial spirits. 
uWu Nyevew ÚwÚ was such :3 a ^w^ sudden :3 schowaw ^w^ made; 
uWu Nyevew came wefowmation in :3 a ^.^ fwood, 
x3 With such :3 a heady uWu cuwwance, >_> scouwing faults; 
Nyow never uWu Hydwa-headed ^-^ wiwfuwnyes 
^w^ So >_> soon >_> did wose his uWu seat, ÚwÚ and >w< aww at once, 
UwU As in :3 this xDD king. 
OwO EWY. We awe bwessed in OwO the change. 
CANTEWBUWY. >w< Heaw him uWu but reason in divinyity, 
And, >_> aww-admiwing, with OwO an >_< inwawd ^w^ wish 
You would desiwe OwO the UwU King ;;w;; wewe :3 made :3 a prelate; 
>w< Heaw him debate >_> of commonweawth affaiws, 
You would uWu say ^.^ it ;;w;; hath >_< been >w< aww in >w< aww his x3 study; 
List his :3 discouwse >_> of war, ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww hear 
OwO A xDD feawfuw ^-^ battwe ;;w;; wend'wed you in UwU music. 
OwO Tuwn him ^-^ to ^-^ any cause >_> of ÚwÚ powicy, 
The ;;w;; Gowdian knot >_> of ^.^ it ^.^ he uWu wiww unwoose, 
x3 Famiwiaw as his :33 gawtew; UwU that, when ^.^ he ^.^ speaks, 
The :3 aiw, :3 a ;;w;; chawtew'd x3 wibewtinye, :3 is stiww, 
And OwO the ^-^ mute wonder OwO wuwketh in xDD men's ears 
ÚwÚ To >_< steaw his ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ and honyey'd >w< sentences; 
^w^ So UwU that OwO the art ÚwÚ and pwactic part >_> of life 
Must >w< be OwO the ^w^ mistwess ^-^ to :3 this theowic; 
^w^ Which :3 is :3 a wonder how his OwO Gwace shouwd glean it, 
x3 Since his ÚwÚ addiction ÚwÚ was ^-^ to courses vain, 
His ^w^ companyies >_> unwettew'd, rude, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ shawwow, 
His ^w^ houws fill'd OwO up with UwU wiots, banquets, sports; 
And never nyoted in him ^-^ any study, 
>w< Any >_< wetiwement, ^-^ any uWu sequestwation 
From open >w< haunts ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ popuwawity. 
OwO EWY. The ;;w;; stwawbewwy grows undewnyeath OwO the nyettwe, 
And >_> whowesome bewwies thrive ÚwÚ and ripen :33 best 
>w< Nyeighbouw'd uWu by fwuit >_> of baser OwO quawity; 
And OwO so OwO the Prince ^.^ obscuw'd his xDD contempwation 
^.^ Undew OwO the >w< veiw >_> of uWu wiwdnyess; which, nyo UwU doubt, 
Gwew >_< wike OwO the uWu summew ^.^ gwass, xDD fastest uWu by night, 
OwO Unseen, ÚwÚ yet >w< cwescive in his faculty. 
CANTEWBUWY. ^w^ It >w< must >w< be >w< so; uWu fow xDD miwacwes awe OwO ceas'd; 
And OwO thewefowe ^-^ we >w< must ^.^ nyeeds UwU admit OwO the :3 means 
OwO How >w< things awe xDD pewfected. 
OwO EWY. But, my good lord, 
OwO How :3 nyow uWu fow ;;w;; mitigation >_> of :3 this ;;w;; biww 
uWu Uwg'd uWu by OwO the Commons? ^-^ Doth his uWu Majesty 
Incline ^-^ to it, ^w^ ow nyo? 
CANTEWBUWY. ÚwÚ He uWu seems indifferent 
Ow wathew swaying ^-^ mowe x3 upon ^-^ ouw part 
>w< Than >_< chewishing th' exhibitews x3 against >_< us; 
>_< Fow I ^.^ have :3 made OwO an :3 offew ^-^ to his Majesty- 
:3 Upon ^-^ ouw spiritual ^.^ convocation 
And in ^-^ wegawd >_> of ÚwÚ causes :3 nyow in ;;w;; hand, 
^w^ Which I ^.^ have :33 open'd ^-^ to his OwO Gwace at large, 
UwU As ^w^ touching Fwance- ^-^ to ^w^ give :3 a gweatew sum 
>w< Than >w< evew at ^-^ onye UwU time OwO the :33 cwewgy ÚwÚ yet 
OwO Did ^-^ to his predecessors part :3 withaw. 
OwO EWY. OwO How >_> did :3 this :3 offew ÚwÚ seem weceiv'd, my UwU wowd? 
CANTEWBUWY. x3 With good acceptance >_> of his Majesty; 
ÚwÚ Save UwU that there ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot UwU time enough ^-^ to OwO heaw, 
UwU As I perceiv'd his OwO Gwace would fain ^.^ have >_< donye, 
The sevewaws ÚwÚ and :3 unhidden x3 passages 
x3 Of his OwO twue uWu tides ^-^ to >w< some ÚwÚ cewtain ^.^ dukedoms, 
And generally ^-^ to OwO the :3 cwown ÚwÚ and x3 seat >_> of UwU Fwance, 
Deriv'd ^-^ fwom Edwawd, his ^w^ gweat-gwandfathew. 
OwO EWY. What ÚwÚ was th' uWu impediment UwU that x3 bwoke :3 this off? 
CANTEWBUWY. The xDD Fwench ambassador x3 upon UwU that x3 instant 
>_< Cwav'd UwU audience; ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD houw, I xDD think, :3 is come 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give him >w< heawing: :3 is ^.^ it ;;w;; fouw ^.^ o'cwock? 
OwO EWY. ^w^ It is. 
CANTEWBUWY. ;;w;; Then >w< go ^-^ we ÚwÚ in, ^-^ to xDD knyow his embassy; 
^w^ Which I :33 couwd with :3 a ready ^.^ guess declare, 
Before OwO the uWu Fwenchman speak :3 a >_> wowd >_> of it. 
OwO EWY. I'll OwO wait x3 upon you, ÚwÚ and I wong ^-^ to hear it. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
Wondon. The Presence >_< Chambew in OwO the UwU KING'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, GWOUCESTEW, BEDFORD, ÚwÚ EXETEW, >w< WAWWICK, WESTMORELAND, 
ÚwÚ and attendants 

KING HENRY. :3 Whewe :3 is my >_< gwacious Wowd >_> of ^.^ Cantewbuwy? 
EXETER. :3 Nyot here in presence. 
KING HENRY. >_> Send uWu fow ^w^ him, good :3 uncwe. 
WESTMORELAND. :33 Shaww ^-^ we caww in th' ambassadow, my wiege? 
KING HENRY. :3 Nyot >_> yet, my UwU cousin; ^-^ we would >w< be resolv'd, 
Before ^-^ we hear ^w^ him, >_> of >w< some >w< things >_> of OwO weight 
:33 That ^w^ task ^-^ ouw ^-^ thoughts, ^w^ concewnying OwO us ÚwÚ and OwO Fwance. 

x3 Entew OwO the ARCHBISHOP >_< OF CANTEWBUWY ÚwÚ and 
OwO the :3 BISHOP >_< OF UwU EWY 

CANTEWBUWY. :3 God ÚwÚ and his xDD angews guawd >_> youw xDD sacwed thwonye, 
And ^-^ make you wong ÚwÚ become ^.^ it! 
KING HENRY. Suwe, ^-^ we :3 thank you. 
UwU My ^w^ weawnyed lord, ^-^ we pray you ^-^ to :33 pwoceed, 
And justly ÚwÚ and religiously ^-^ unfowd 
UwU Why OwO the OwO waw Salique, UwU that uWu they ^.^ have in UwU Fwance, 
Ow shouwd ^w^ ow shouwd ^.^ nyot bar OwO us in ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ cwaim; 
And :3 God forbid, my dear ÚwÚ and xDD faithfuw lord, 
:33 That you shouwd x3 fashion, wrest, ^w^ ow bow >_> youw reading, 
Ow ;;w;; nyicewy chawge >_> youw understanding ^w^ souw 
x3 With openying titwes miscreate uWu whose ^.^ wight 
Suits ^.^ nyot in ÚwÚ nyative colours with OwO the OwO twuth; 
>_< Fow :3 God doth xDD knyow how many, :3 nyow in ^.^ heawth, 
:33 Shaww >_> dwop theiw UwU bwood in ;;w;; appwobation 
x3 Of what >_> youw uWu wevewence uWu shaww incite OwO us x3 to. 
OwO Thewefowe UwU take ^w^ heed how you ;;w;; impawn ^-^ ouw ^.^ pewson, 
OwO How you :33 awake ^-^ ouw sweeping >_< swowd >_> of war- 
We chawge you, in OwO the name >_> of God, UwU take uWu heed; 
>_< Fow never two such xDD kingdoms >_> did >w< contend 
Without >w< much ^-^ faww >_> of bwood; uWu whose :33 guiwtwess ^.^ dwops 
uWu Awe every ^-^ onye :3 a x3 woe, :3 a >_> sowe complaint, 
'Gainst him uWu whose ^-^ wwongs gives >_> edge x3 unto OwO the >_> swowds 
:33 That makes such ^.^ waste in bwief mortality. 
^.^ Undew :3 this >_> conjuwation ÚwÚ speak, my ^w^ wowd; 
>_< Fow ^-^ we uWu wiww OwO heaw, nyote, ÚwÚ and believe in xDD heawt, 
:33 That what you speak :3 is in >_> youw ;;w;; conscience :33 wash'd 
UwU As ÚwÚ puwe as xDD sin with ÚwÚ baptism. 
CANTEWBUWY. ;;w;; Then hear uWu me, >_< gwacious suvweign, ÚwÚ and you peers, 
:33 That owe yourselves, >_> youw x3 wives, ÚwÚ and OwO sewvices, 
ÚwÚ To :3 this >w< impewiaw thwonye. Thewe :3 is nyo bar 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make x3 against >_> youw OwO Highnyess' OwO cwaim ^-^ to Fwance 
But this, ;;w;; which uWu they >_> pwoduce ^-^ fwom ;;w;; Phawamond: 
x3 'In terram Salicam mulieres ÚwÚ nye :33 succedant'- 
^.^ 'Nyo ^-^ woman uWu shaww ÚwÚ succeed in >_< Sawique land'; 
^w^ Which >_< Sawique ^.^ wand OwO the xDD Fwench unjustly gwoze 
ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO the >_< weawm >_> of UwU Fwance, ÚwÚ and >_< Phawamond 
The foundew >_> of :3 this OwO waw ÚwÚ and female >_< baw. 
>_> Yet theiw >_> own authows >_> faithfuwwy ;;w;; affiwm 
:33 That OwO the ^.^ wand >_< Sawique :3 is in >_< Gewmany, 
>w< Between OwO the floods >_> of Sawa ÚwÚ and >_> of Elbe; 
:3 Whewe Charles OwO the Great, having subdu'd OwO the >w< Saxons, 
Thewe weft >_> behind ÚwÚ and ;;w;; settwed ÚwÚ cewtain French; 
Who, howding in >w< disdain OwO the ^w^ Gewman >w< women 
>_< Fow >w< some >_< dishonyest ^-^ mannyews >_> of theiw xDD wife, 
UwU Estabwish'd then :3 this ÚwÚ waw: ^-^ to wit, nyo female 
;;w;; Shouwd >w< be inheritrix in >_< Sawique >w< wand; 
^w^ Which Salique, as I said, :33 'twixt >w< Ewbe ÚwÚ and Sala, 
^-^ Is at :3 this :3 day in :33 Gewmany xDD caww'd ÚwÚ Meisen. 
;;w;; Then doth ^.^ it ;;w;; weww :3 appeaw OwO the >_< Sawique OwO waw 
>_> Was ^.^ nyot devised uWu fow OwO the >_< weawm >_> of xDD Fwance; 
Nyow >_> did OwO the xDD Fwench ^.^ possess OwO the >_< Sawique ^.^ wand 
^.^ Untiw ;;w;; fouw ^-^ hundwed ^-^ onye ÚwÚ and twenty years 
:33 Aftew xDD defunction >_> of UwU King Pharamond, 
x3 Idwy suppos'd OwO the foundew >_> of :3 this waw; 
OwO Who ;;w;; died within OwO the yeaw >_> of ^-^ ouw xDD wedemption 
ÚwÚ Fouw ^-^ hundwed uWu twenty-six; ÚwÚ and Charles OwO the Great 
:33 Subdu'd OwO the >w< Saxons, ÚwÚ and >_> did x3 seat OwO the xDD Fwench 
Beyond OwO the >_> wivew Sala, in OwO the yeaw 
OwO Eight ^-^ hundwed OwO five. UwU Besides, theiw ^-^ wwitews ÚwÚ say, 
UwU King x3 Pepin, ;;w;; which ^w^ deposed Childeric, 
Did, as ÚwÚ heiw general, being descended 
x3 Of UwU Bwithiwd, ;;w;; which ÚwÚ was daughter ^-^ to UwU King ÚwÚ Cwothaiw, 
UwU Make OwO cwaim ÚwÚ and title ^-^ to OwO the :3 cwown >_> of OwO Fwance. 
:33 Hugh ^-^ Capet awso, ^-^ who usuwp'd OwO the :3 cwown 
x3 Of Charles OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Lorraine, >_> sowe ÚwÚ heiw mawe 
x3 Of OwO the OwO twue xDD winye ÚwÚ and >w< stock >_> of Charles OwO the Great, 
ÚwÚ To find his title with >w< some >w< shows >_> of >_< twuth- 
^-^ Though in ÚwÚ puwe >w< twuth ^.^ it ÚwÚ was corrupt ÚwÚ and OwO nyaught- 
xDD Convey'd ^-^ himsewf as th' ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to th' OwO Wady Wingawe, 
Daughtew ^-^ to ÚwÚ Chawwemain, ^-^ who ÚwÚ was OwO the :3 son 
ÚwÚ To Wewis OwO the >_< Empewow, ÚwÚ and Wewis OwO the :3 son 
x3 Of Charles OwO the x3 Gweat. Also UwU King Wewis OwO the Tenth, 
OwO Who ÚwÚ was >_> sowe ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to OwO the UwU usuwpew Capet, 
Could ^.^ nyot ^-^ keep >_> quiet in his ^.^ conscience, 
uWu Weawing OwO the :3 cwown >_> of UwU Fwance, ÚwÚ tiww ;;w;; satisfied 
:33 That fair Queen Isabew, his >_< gwandmothew, 
>_> Was lineal >_> of OwO the OwO Wady :3 Ewmengawe, 
Daughtew ^-^ to Charles OwO the foresaid UwU Duke >_> of xDD Wowwainye; 
By OwO the ;;w;; which mawwiage OwO the xDD winye >_> of Charles OwO the Great 
>_> Was re-united ^-^ to OwO the Crown >_> of OwO Fwance. 
^w^ So UwU that, as ;;w;; cweaw as :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ summew's >_> sun, 
UwU King Pepin's titwe, ÚwÚ and :33 Hugh >_> Capet's xDD cwaim, 
UwU King Wewis his satisfaction, >w< aww :3 appeaw 
ÚwÚ To howd in ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and >_< tide >_> of OwO the ^-^ femawe; 
^w^ So ^-^ do OwO the kings >_> of Fwance x3 unto :3 this day, 
:3 Howbeit uWu they would howd OwO up :3 this >_< Sawique OwO waw 
ÚwÚ To bar >_> youw Highness cwaiming ^-^ fwom OwO the ^-^ femawe; 
And wathew OwO choose ^-^ to hide them in :3 a nyet 
>w< Than amply ^-^ to imbar theiw crooked uWu tides 
^.^ Usuwp'd ^-^ fwom you ÚwÚ and >_> youw progenitors. 
KING HENRY. May I with ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and ;;w;; conscience ^-^ make :3 this claim? 
CANTEWBUWY. The xDD sin x3 upon my uWu head, ;;w;; dwead suvweign! 
>_< Fow in OwO the book >_> of uWu Nyumbews :3 is ^.^ it ^w^ wwit, 
When OwO the man ^.^ dies, let OwO the inheritance 
uWu Descend x3 unto OwO the daughter. xDD Gwacious lord, 
Stand uWu fow >_> youw own, ;;w;; unwind >_> youw bwoody fwag, 
Wook xDD back OwO into >_> youw :3 mighty ancestows. 
Go, my ;;w;; dwead lord, ^-^ to >_> youw UwU gweat-gwandsiwe's OwO tomb, 
From xDD whom you ÚwÚ cwaim; invoke his ^.^ wawwike ^.^ spiwit, 
And >_> youw gweat-uncwe's, >_< Edwawd OwO the Bwack Pwince, 
OwO Who uWu on OwO the xDD Fwench gwound >_> pway'd :3 a tragedy, 
:33 Making x3 defeat uWu on OwO the ^-^ fun power >_> of UwU Fwance, 
ÚwÚ Whiwes his UwU most :3 mighty fathew uWu on :3 a hiww 
x3 Stood :33 smiwing ^-^ to >w< behowd his >_< wion's whewp 
:3 Fowage in UwU bwood >_> of xDD Fwench nyobiwity. 
:3 O x3 nyobwe Engwish, UwU that :33 couwd UwU entewtain 
x3 With half theiw fowces OwO the :33 fuww uWu pwide >_> of UwU Fwance, 
And let another half ^.^ stand ;;w;; waughing >_> by, 
^-^ Aww >_< out >_> of wowk ÚwÚ and x3 cowd uWu fow x3 action! 
OwO EWY. :33 Awake wemembwance >_> of ^.^ these ÚwÚ vawiant OwO dead, 
And with >_> youw uWu puissant arm ^.^ wenyew theiw :3 feats. 
You awe theiw xDD heiw; you ^-^ sit x3 upon theiw x3 thwonye; 
The UwU bwood ÚwÚ and :33 couwage UwU that renowned them 
Wuns in >_> youw :3 veins; ÚwÚ and my ^w^ thwice-puissant >_> wiege 
^-^ Is in OwO the vewy May-morn >_> of his youth, 
;;w;; Wipe uWu fow exploits ÚwÚ and :3 mighty uWu entewpwises. 
EXETER. Your bwothew kings ÚwÚ and monarchs >_> of OwO the :3 eawth 
Do >w< aww OwO expect UwU that you shouwd ;;w;; wouse OwO youwsewf, 
UwU As >_> did OwO the fowmew ^.^ wions >_> of >_> youw bwood. 
WESTMORELAND. ^.^ They xDD knyow >_> youw OwO Gwace ;;w;; hath cause ÚwÚ and :3 means ÚwÚ and might- 
^w^ So ;;w;; hath >_> youw xDD Highnyess; never UwU King >_> of ^.^ Engwand 
Had nobles wichew ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe :33 woyaw :33 subjects, 
uWu Whose hearts ^.^ have weft theiw OwO bodies here in ^.^ Engwand 
And lie ^.^ paviwion'd in OwO the fields >_> of OwO Fwance. 
CANTEWBUWY. :33 O, let theiw OwO bodies x3 fowwow, my dear UwU wiege, 
x3 With UwU bwood ÚwÚ and >_< swowd ÚwÚ and x3 fiwe ^-^ to ^.^ win >_> youw OwO wight! 
UwU In aid ^w^ wheweof ^-^ we >_> of OwO the spiwituawty 
uWu Wiww ÚwÚ waise >_> youw Highness such :3 a :3 mighty sum 
UwU As never >_> did OwO the :33 cwewgy at ^-^ onye UwU time 
>_< Bwing in ^-^ to ^-^ any >_> of >_> youw ancestows. 
KING HENRY. We >w< must ^.^ nyot only arm x3 t' :33 invade OwO the x3 Fwench, 
But uWu way ;;w;; down ^-^ ouw ^.^ pwopowtions ^-^ to ^w^ defend 
uWu Against OwO the ^w^ Scot, ^-^ who uWu wiww ^-^ make woad x3 upon OwO us 
x3 With >w< aww ^w^ advantages. 
CANTEWBUWY. ^.^ They >_> of x3 those mawches, >_< gwacious suvweign, 
:33 Shaww >w< be :3 a x3 waww uWu sufficient ^-^ to ^w^ defend 
Our inwand ^-^ fwom OwO the pilfering borderers. 
KING HENRY. We ^-^ do ^.^ nyot UwU mean OwO the x3 couwsing snatchers only, 
But ;;w;; feaw OwO the x3 main intendment >_> of OwO the ^w^ Scot, 
OwO Who ;;w;; hath >_< been still :3 a x3 giddy UwU nyeighbouw ^-^ to >_< us; 
>_< Fow you uWu shaww ;;w;; wead UwU that my ÚwÚ gweat-gwandfathew 
uWu Nyevew went with his fowces OwO into Fwance 
But UwU that OwO the Scot uWu on his >_< unfuwnyish'd :3 kingdom 
Came pouwing, >_< wike OwO the >_< tide OwO into :3 a breach, 
x3 With uWu ampwe ÚwÚ and ^-^ bwim UwU fuwnyess >_> of his force, 
Galling OwO the ;;w;; gweanyed ^.^ wand with ^.^ hot :3 assays, 
>w< Giwdwing with grievous ^w^ siege >_> castwes ÚwÚ and ^-^ towns; 
:33 That >_> Engwand, being uWu empty >_> of uWu defence, 
;;w;; Hath shook ÚwÚ and trembled at th' i-iww nyeighbouwhood. 
CANTEWBUWY. She ;;w;; hath >_< been then ^-^ mowe >_< feaw'd than ;;w;; hawm'd, my liege; 
>_< Fow hear xDD hew uWu but OwO exampwed uWu by >w< hewsewf: 
When >w< aww xDD hew :3 chivawwy ;;w;; hath >_< been in UwU Fwance, 
And ^.^ she :3 a ÚwÚ mouwnying widow >_> of xDD hew nobles, 
She ;;w;; hath x3 hewsewf ^.^ nyot only ;;w;; weww ^-^ defended 
But :3 taken ÚwÚ and impounded as :3 a stray 
The UwU King >_> of OwO Scots; xDD whom ^.^ she >_> did ^-^ send ^-^ to UwU Fwance, 
ÚwÚ To fiww UwU King x3 Edwawd's ÚwÚ fame with pwisonyew ÚwÚ kings, 
And ^-^ make xDD hew ^-^ chwonyicwe as rich with UwU pwaise 
UwU As :3 is OwO the ooze ÚwÚ and xDD bottom >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ sea 
x3 With ^w^ sunken :3 wweck ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sumwess tweasuwies. 
WESTMORELAND. But :33 thewe's :3 a >_< saying, vewy ^.^ owd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twue: 

OwO 'If UwU that you uWu wiww Fwance ÚwÚ win, 
;;w;; Then with xDD Scotwand ^.^ fiwst begin.' 

>_< Fow UwU once OwO the UwU eagwe ^.^ Engwand being in xDD pwey, 
ÚwÚ To xDD hew unguarded ^w^ nyest OwO the weasel Scot 
x3 Comes ^.^ snyeaking, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^w^ sucks xDD hew >_< pwincewy :3 eggs, 
UwU Pwaying OwO the xDD mouse in absence >_> of OwO the ^w^ cat, 
ÚwÚ To >w< teaw ÚwÚ and ^w^ havoc ^-^ mowe than ^.^ she can >w< eat. 
EXETER. ^w^ It fowwows, then, OwO the ÚwÚ cat >w< must stay at >_< home; 
>_> Yet UwU that :3 is uWu but :3 a uWu cwush'd necessity, 
x3 Since ^-^ we ^.^ have wocks ^-^ to >w< safeguawd xDD nyecessawies 
And pwetty ;;w;; twaps ^-^ to catch OwO the :33 petty ^w^ thieves. 
OwO Whiwe UwU that OwO the UwU awmed hand doth fight ÚwÚ abwoad, 
^-^ Th' advised head ^-^ defends itsewf at >_< home; 
>_< Fow ;;w;; guvwnment, >w< though high, ÚwÚ and wow, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wowew, 
x3 Put OwO into :33 pawts, doth ^-^ keep in ^-^ onye ^.^ consent, 
x3 Congweeing in :3 a :33 fuww ÚwÚ and :3 nyatuwaw OwO cwose, 
;;w;; Wike UwU music. 
CANTEWBUWY. OwO Thewefowe doth >w< heaven >_> divide 
The OwO state >_> of man in divews x3 functions, 
x3 Setting ^.^ endeavouw in continyuaw motion; 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; which :3 is uWu fixed as OwO an ^-^ aim ^w^ ow uWu but 
^-^ Obedience; uWu fow OwO so wowk OwO the honey ^w^ bees, 
Cweatuwes UwU that uWu by :3 a UwU wuwe in ^-^ nyatuwe teach 
The ^.^ act >_> of owdew ^-^ to :3 a peopled ^.^ kingdom. 
^.^ They ^.^ have :3 a ^-^ king, ÚwÚ and >_< officews >_> of sowts, 
:3 Whewe >w< some >_< wike ÚwÚ magistwates >_< cowwect at >_< home; 
:33 Othews >_< wike merchants venture trade abroad; 
:33 Othews >_< wike soldiers, UwU awmed in theiw UwU stings, 
UwU Make ^w^ boot x3 upon OwO the ÚwÚ summew's OwO vewvet >_< buds, 
^w^ Which UwU piwwage uWu they with >_> mewwy mawch bwing UwU home 
ÚwÚ To OwO the tent-royal >_> of theiw emperor; 
Who, :33 busied in his ^-^ majesty, xDD suwveys 
The ;;w;; singing ;;w;; masons :33 buiwding :3 woofs >_> of ^.^ gowd, 
The civil xDD citizens knyeading OwO up OwO the ;;w;; honyey, 
The UwU poow >w< mechanyic powtews crowding in 
Their :33 heavy x3 buwdens at his narrow gate, 
The >_< sad-ey'd justice, with his suwwy xDD hum, 
OwO Dewivewing o'ew ^-^ to >_> executows OwO pawe 
The wazy uWu yawnying dwonye. I :3 this infew, 
:33 That many OwO things, having :33 fuww :33 wefewence 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ onye ^.^ consent, ^-^ may wowk ^-^ contwawiouswy; 
UwU As many >_> awwows loosed uWu sevewaw ^-^ ways 
Come ^-^ to ^-^ onye ^-^ mawk, as many ^-^ ways ^.^ meet in ^-^ onye ;;w;; town, 
UwU As many ^.^ fwesh ;;w;; stweams ^.^ meet in ^-^ onye salt >_< sea, 
UwU As many >w< winyes :33 cwose in OwO the diaw's OwO centwe; 
^w^ So many :3 a ^w^ thousand actions, UwU once ^-^ afoot, 
;;w;; End in ^-^ onye >_< puwpose, ÚwÚ and >w< be >w< aww ;;w;; weww UwU home 
Without :33 defeat. OwO Thewefowe ^-^ to UwU Fwance, my ^.^ wiege. 
^.^ Divide >_> youw x3 happy ^.^ Engwand OwO into uWu fouw; 
^.^ Wheweof UwU take you ^-^ onye ÚwÚ quawtew OwO into UwU Fwance, 
And you withaw uWu shaww ^-^ make >w< aww x3 Gawwia shake. 
>w< If >_> we, with ÚwÚ thwice such >w< powews weft at home, 
Cannyot ^w^ defend ^-^ ouw >_> own :33 doows ^-^ fwom OwO the dog, 
>_> Wet OwO us >w< be ^.^ wowwied, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >w< nyation wose 
The name >_> of >w< hawdinyess ÚwÚ and :33 powicy. 
KING HENRY. ^-^ Caww in OwO the messengews x3 sent ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; Dauphin. 
>_< Exeunt >w< some attendants 
Nyow awe ^-^ we ;;w;; weww resolv'd; :3 and, uWu by God's ^w^ hewp 
And xDD youws, OwO the x3 nyobwe sinyews >_> of ^-^ ouw :33 powew, 
Fwance being UwU ouws, ^w^ we'ww ^-^ bend ^.^ it ^-^ to ^-^ ouw awe, 
Ow >_< bweak ^.^ it >w< aww ^-^ to xDD pieces; ^w^ ow there ^w^ we'ww >_> sit, 
>_< Wuwing in uWu wawge ÚwÚ and uWu ampwe :3 empewy 
uWu O'ew Fwance ÚwÚ and >w< aww xDD hew ^w^ awmost >w< kingwy ^.^ dukedoms, 
Ow uWu way ^.^ these bones in OwO an unworthy uwn, 
>_> Tombwess, with nyo wemembwance xDD uvw ^.^ them. 
x3 Eithew ^-^ ouw history uWu shaww with :33 fuww OwO mouth 
^w^ Speak ^-^ fweewy >_> of ^-^ ouw :3 acts, ^w^ ow ewse ^-^ ouw :33 gwave, 
;;w;; Wike Turkish xDD mute, uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 a tonguewess uWu mouth, 
:3 Nyot >w< wowshipp'd with :3 a waxen >_< epitaph. 

x3 Entew uWu AMBASSADOWS >_> of Fwance 

Nyow awe ^-^ we ;;w;; weww :33 pwepaw'd ^-^ to xDD knyow OwO the ^w^ pweasuwe 
x3 Of ^-^ ouw fair cousin Dauphin; uWu fow ^-^ we hear 
Your greeting :3 is ^-^ fwom ^w^ him, ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom OwO the King. 
AMBASSADOR. :3 May't >w< pwease >_> youw uWu Majesty ^-^ to ^w^ give OwO us xDD weave 
Freely ^-^ to render what ^-^ we ^.^ have in x3 chawge; 
Ow uWu shaww ^-^ we x3 spawingwy show you :3 faw >_> of 
The UwU Dauphin's meaning ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw OwO embassy? 
KING HENRY. We awe nyo tyrant, uWu but :3 a ÚwÚ Chwistian ^-^ king, 
^.^ Unto uWu whose OwO gwace ^-^ ouw passion :3 is as :33 subject 
UwU As awe ^-^ ouw wwetches ^-^ fett'wed in ^-^ ouw prisons; 
OwO Thewefowe with :3 fwank ÚwÚ and with uncurbed :3 pwainnyess 
>_> Teww OwO us OwO the UwU Dauphin's mind. 
AMBASSADOR. ÚwÚ Thus then, in >w< few. 
Your ÚwÚ Highnyess, lately ^w^ sending OwO into UwU Fwance, 
OwO Did OwO cwaim >w< some ÚwÚ cewtain ÚwÚ dukedoms in OwO the ^.^ wight 
x3 Of >_> youw gweat predecessor, UwU King >_< Edwawd OwO the Thiwd. 
UwU In ÚwÚ answew >_> of ;;w;; which xDD cwaim, OwO the Prince ^-^ ouw ^w^ mastew 
^.^ Says UwU that you ÚwÚ savouw xDD too >w< much >_> of >_> youw youth, 
And >_< bids you >w< be UwU advis'd :33 thewe's UwU nyought in Fwance 
:33 That can >w< be with :3 a nimble galliard OwO won; 
You cannyot revel OwO into ÚwÚ dukedoms ^.^ thewe. 
ÚwÚ He OwO thewefowe >_> sends you, >_> meetew uWu fow >_> youw ^.^ spiwit, 
:3 This ^.^ tun >_> of ÚwÚ tweasuwe; :3 and, in ^.^ wieu >_> of this, 
;;w;; Desiwes you let OwO the ÚwÚ dukedoms UwU that you OwO cwaim 
>w< Heaw nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of you. :3 This OwO the x3 Dauphin ;;w;; speaks. 
KING HENRY. What tweasuwe, uncle? 
EXETER. Tennis-balls, my ^.^ wiege. 
KING HENRY. We awe ^.^ gwad OwO the x3 Dauphin :3 is OwO so >_> pweasant with >_< us; 
His ÚwÚ pwesent ÚwÚ and >_> youw x3 pains ^-^ we :3 thank you OwO fow. 
When ^-^ we ^.^ have ^w^ match'd ^-^ ouw rackets ^-^ to ^.^ these >_> bawws, 
We uWu wiww in UwU Fwance, uWu by God's >w< gwace, xDD pway :3 a xDD set 
:33 Shaww strike his >_< fathew's :3 cwown OwO into OwO the ^.^ hazawd. 
>_> Teww him ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 made :3 a ^-^ match with such :3 a wrangler 
:33 That >w< aww OwO the couwts >_> of Fwance uWu wiww >w< be distuwb'd 
x3 With ^.^ chaces. And ^-^ we undewstand him well, 
OwO How ^.^ he comes o'ew OwO us with ^-^ ouw >_> wiwdew OwO days, 
:3 Nyot measuring what ;;w;; use ^-^ we :3 made >_> of ^.^ them. 
We never vawu'd :3 this UwU poow x3 seat >_> of England; 
And ^.^ thewefowe, :3 wiving hence, >_> did ^w^ give ouwsewf 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ bawbawous uWu wicence; as 'tis >w< evew ^w^ common 
:33 That x3 men awe mewwiest when uWu they awe ^-^ fwom UwU home. 
But tell OwO the x3 Dauphin I uWu wiww ^-^ keep my state, 
Be >_< wike :3 a ^-^ king, ÚwÚ and show my sail >_> of >_< gweatnyess, 
When I ^-^ do ;;w;; wouse me in my UwU thwonye >_> of xDD Fwance; 
>_< Fow UwU that I ^.^ have >_> waid uWu by my majesty 
And pwodded >_< wike :3 a man uWu fow ^-^ wowking-days; 
But I uWu wiww xDD wise there with OwO so :33 fuww :3 a >_> gwowy 
:33 That I uWu wiww UwU dazzwe >w< aww OwO the eyes >_> of UwU Fwance, 
xDD Yea, strike OwO the x3 Dauphin uWu bwind ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook uWu on ÚwÚ us. 
And tell OwO the >_> pweasant Prince :3 this xDD mock >_> of his 
;;w;; Hath tuwn'd his x3 bawws ^-^ to ^w^ gun-stonyes, ÚwÚ and his ^w^ souw 
:33 Shaww ^.^ stand >_> sowe UwU chawged uWu fow OwO the wastefuw ;;w;; vengeance 
:33 That uWu shaww UwU fwy with them; uWu fow many :3 a ^w^ thousand xDD widows 
:33 Shaww :3 this his xDD mock xDD mock >_> of theiw dear x3 husbands; 
xDD Mock mothers ^-^ fwom theiw OwO sons, xDD mock >_> castwes ;;w;; down; 
And >w< some awe ÚwÚ yet ungotten ÚwÚ and unborn 
:33 That uWu shaww ^.^ have cause ^-^ to ^w^ cuwse OwO the UwU Dauphin's scorn. 
But :3 this :3 wies >w< aww within OwO the uWu wiww >_> of God, 
ÚwÚ To xDD whom I ^-^ do appeaw; ÚwÚ and in uWu whose uWu nyame, 
>_> Teww you OwO the ÚwÚ Dauphin, I x3 am UwU coming OwO on, 
ÚwÚ To x3 venge me as I ^-^ may ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< put :3 fowth 
UwU My ^-^ wightfuw hand in :3 a weww-hawwow'd ^.^ cause. 
^w^ So >_< get you x3 hence in ^w^ peace; ÚwÚ and tell OwO the x3 Dauphin 
His ÚwÚ jest uWu wiww ÚwÚ savouw uWu but >_> of shawwow wit, 
When ^-^ thousands weep ^-^ mowe than >_> did waugh at it. 
uWu Convey them with xDD safe >_> conduct. Fawe you :33 weww. 
>_< Exeunt uWu AMBASSADOWS 
EXETER. :3 This ÚwÚ was :3 a >_> mewwy message. 
KING HENRY. We >w< hope ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the sender x3 bwush at it. 
:33 Thewefowe, my x3 wowds, x3 omit nyo x3 happy hour 
:33 That ^-^ may ^w^ give fuwth'wance ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >w< expedition; 
>_< Fow ^-^ we ^.^ have :3 nyow nyo ^w^ thought in OwO us uWu but UwU Fwance, 
ÚwÚ Save x3 those ^-^ to God, UwU that run before ^-^ ouw :33 businyess. 
OwO Thewefowe let ^-^ ouw ^.^ pwopowtions uWu fow ^.^ these wars 
Be >_> soon cowwected, ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< things ^w^ thought x3 upon 
:33 That ^-^ may with ÚwÚ weasonyabwe UwU swiftnyess :33 ad 
Mowe ÚwÚ feathews ^-^ to ^-^ ouw wings; for, :3 God OwO befowe, 
>w< We'ww ^w^ chide :3 this x3 Dauphin at his >_< fathew's ^w^ doow. 
OwO Thewefowe let every man :3 nyow ^w^ task his ^w^ thought 
:33 That :3 this fair >w< action ^-^ may uWu on foot >w< be :3 bwought. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT >_> II. PROLOGUE. 

:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew CHORUS 

CHORUS. Nyow >w< aww OwO the xDD youth >_> of ^.^ Engwand awe uWu on fire, 
And silken dalliance in OwO the x3 wawdwobe wies; 
Nyow thrive OwO the armourers, ÚwÚ and honour's ^w^ thought 
^-^ Weigns :33 sowewy in OwO the uWu bweast >_> of every >w< man; 
^.^ They ;;w;; seww OwO the ;;w;; pastuwe :3 nyow ^-^ to ^-^ buy OwO the OwO howse, 
Following OwO the >_< miwwow >_> of >w< aww ÚwÚ Chwistian kings 
x3 With >w< winged heels, as Engwish uWu Mewcuwies. 
>_< Fow :3 nyow OwO sits xDD Expectation in OwO the :3 aiw, 
And hides :3 a >_< swowd ^-^ fwom ;;w;; hiwts x3 unto OwO the point 
x3 With >w< cwowns imperial, cwowns, ÚwÚ and coronets, 
ÚwÚ Pwomis'd ^-^ to Hawwy ÚwÚ and his ÚwÚ fowwowews. 
The x3 Fwench, UwU advis'd uWu by good ;;w;; intewwigence 
x3 Of :3 this UwU most dreadful :3 pwepawation, 
uWu Shake in theiw ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and with OwO pawe powicy 
>_< Seek ^-^ to divewt OwO the Engwish puwposes. 
:3 O :33 Engwand! :3 modew ^-^ to >w< thy >_< inwawd >_< gweatnyess, 
;;w;; Wike wittwe ÚwÚ body with :3 a :3 mighty xDD heawt, 
What x3 mightst :3 thou ^-^ do UwU that uWu honyouw would ÚwÚ thee uWu do, 
Were >w< aww >w< thy chiwdwen >w< kind ÚwÚ and ;;w;; nyatuwaw! 
But UwU see >w< thy x3 fauwt! Fwance ;;w;; hath in ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; found >_< out 
OwO A ^w^ nyest >_> of >w< howwow ^-^ bosoms, ;;w;; which ^.^ he uWu fiwws 
x3 With treacherous xDD cwowns; ÚwÚ and three >_< cowwupted >w< men- 
>w< Onye, Richard Eaww >_> of ^-^ Cambwidge, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ second, 
^-^ Henwy Wowd ^-^ Scwoop >_> of uWu Masham, ÚwÚ and OwO the third, 
Sir ÚwÚ Thomas Gwey, :3 knyight, >_> of ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, 
;;w;; Have, uWu fow OwO the OwO giwt >_> of Fwance- :3 O UwU guiwt UwU indeed!- 
;;w;; Confiwm'd uWu conspiwacy with xDD feawfuw xDD Fwance; 
And uWu by theiw ^.^ hands :3 this OwO gwace >_> of kings >w< must die- 
>w< If heww ÚwÚ and uWu tweason howd theiw ^-^ pwomises, 
Ewe ^.^ he UwU take ;;w;; ship uWu fow Fwance- ÚwÚ and in UwU Southampton. 
xDD Wingew >_> youw >_< patience OwO on, ÚwÚ and ^w^ we'ww OwO digest 
^-^ Th' ^w^ abuse >_> of :33 distance, x3 fowce :3 a play. 
The sum :3 is paid, OwO the ^-^ twaitows awe a-agweed, 
The UwU King :3 is xDD set ^-^ fwom London, ÚwÚ and OwO the scene 
^-^ Is :3 nyow uWu twanspowted, gentwes, ^-^ to Southampton; 
Thewe :3 is OwO the play-house nyow, there >w< must you >_> sit, 
And ^.^ thence ^-^ to Fwance uWu shaww ^-^ we convey you xDD safe 
And bwing you ^w^ back, :3 chawming OwO the narrow :33 seas 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give you gentwe >w< pass; for, ^-^ if ^-^ we >w< may, 
>w< We'ww ^.^ nyot offend ^-^ onye stomach with ^-^ ouw play. 
But, ÚwÚ tiww OwO the UwU King come >w< fowth, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ tiww then, 
^.^ Unto >_< Southampton ^-^ do ^-^ we ÚwÚ shift ^-^ ouw >_> scenye. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
Wondon. Before OwO the Boaw's Head Tavewn, >_> Eastcheap 

x3 Entew uWu COWPOWAW NYM ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT BAWDOWPH 

:33 BAWDOWPH. ^.^ Weww met, Cowpowaw Nym. 
^w^ NYM. Good ^.^ mowwow, :3 Wieutenyant uWu Bawdowph. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. >_> What, awe Ancient Pistol ÚwÚ and you fwiends :3 yet? 
^w^ NYM. >_< Fow my UwU pawt, I cawe not; I uWu say little, uWu but when UwU time uWu shaww 
serve, there uWu shaww >w< be smiles- uWu but UwU that uWu shaww >w< be as ^.^ it OwO may. I dare 
^.^ nyot ÚwÚ fight; uWu but I uWu wiww :3 wink ÚwÚ and howd >_< out >_< minye xDD iwon. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ simpwe 
UwU onye; uWu but what xDD though? ^w^ It uWu wiww >w< toast xDD cheese, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it uWu wiww >_> enduwe 
x3 cowd as another ÚwÚ man's >_< swowd wiww; ÚwÚ and :33 thewe's OwO an OwO end. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. I uWu wiww bestow :3 a ^-^ bweakfast ^-^ to ^-^ make you fwiends; ÚwÚ and ^w^ we'ww 
>w< be >w< aww three sworn bwothews ^-^ to OwO Fwance. ^w^ Wet't >w< be so, good Cowpowaw 
Nym. 
^w^ NYM. OwO Faith, I uWu wiww live OwO so wong as I >w< may, that's OwO the ÚwÚ cewtain >_> of xDD it; 
ÚwÚ and when I cannyot live ^-^ any longer, I uWu wiww ^-^ do as I OwO may. :33 That :3 is my 
rest, UwU that :3 is OwO the ^w^ wendezvous >_> of it. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. ^w^ It :3 is ^w^ cewtain, ^w^ Cowpowaw, UwU that ^.^ he :3 is married ^-^ to ^-^ Nyeww 
UwU Quickwy; ÚwÚ and cewtainwy ^.^ she >_> did you ^.^ wwong, uWu fow you ;;w;; wewe 
twoth-pwight ^-^ to :3 hew. 
^w^ NYM. I cannyot UwU teww; >w< things >w< must >w< be as uWu they OwO may. Men ^-^ may >w< sweep, ÚwÚ and 
uWu they ^-^ may ^.^ have theiw throats about them at UwU that time; ÚwÚ and >w< some uWu say 
:33 knyives ^.^ have >w< edges. ^w^ It >w< must >w< be as ^.^ it :3 may; >w< though >_< patience >w< be :3 a 
^.^ tiwed mawe, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ she uWu wiww plod. Thewe >w< must >w< be :3 concwusions. Weww, I 
cannyot tell. 

x3 Entew PISTOW ÚwÚ and ^-^ HOSTESS 

:33 BAWDOWPH. ;;w;; Hewe comes Ancient Pistol ÚwÚ and his wife. Good ^w^ Cowpowaw, >w< be 
uWu patient here. 
^w^ NYM. OwO How nyow, >_< minye host UwU Pistow! 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. xDD Base tike, ^.^ caww'st :3 thou me :3 host? 
Nyow uWu by :3 this ;;w;; hand, I uWu sweaw I :33 scown OwO the ^.^ tewm; 
Nyow uWu shaww my ^-^ Nyeww ^-^ keep x3 wodgews. 
HOSTESS. No, uWu by my ^w^ twoth, ^.^ nyot xDD wong; uWu fow ^-^ we cannyot lodge ÚwÚ and board :3 a 
;;w;; dozen ^w^ ow fouwteen ^.^ gentwewomen UwU that live ^-^ honyestwy uWu by OwO the :3 pwick >_> of 
theiw needles, uWu but ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< be ^w^ thought ^-^ we ^-^ keep :3 a ^-^ bawdy-house 
ÚwÚ stwaight. ÚwÚ [Nym draws] :3 O well-a-day, Lady, ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ dwawn! Nyow 
^-^ we uWu shaww UwU see wilful adultery ÚwÚ and murder uWu committed. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. Good UwU Wieutenyant, good ^w^ Cowpowaw, :3 offew nyothing here. 
^w^ NYM. ^.^ Pish! 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^-^ Pish uWu fow ^.^ thee, x3 Icewand xDD dog! :3 thou uWu pwick-eaw'd >_> cuw >_> of 
;;w;; Icewand! 
HOSTESS. Good Cowpowaw ^.^ Nym, show >w< thy valour, ÚwÚ and >w< put OwO up >_> youw ^w^ swowd. 
^w^ NYM. uWu Wiww you ÚwÚ shog off? I would ^.^ have you solus. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^w^ 'Sowus,' egwegious ÚwÚ dog? :3 O UwU vipew viwe! 
The 'solus' in >w< thy UwU most mewvaiwous ^.^ face; 
The 'solus' in >w< thy x3 teeth, ÚwÚ and in >w< thy ÚwÚ thwoat, 
And in >w< thy ^-^ hatefuw lungs, ^-^ yea, in >w< thy ^.^ maw, pewdy; 
And, ;;w;; which :3 is ^.^ wowse, within >w< thy UwU nyasty xDD mouth! 
I ^-^ do wetowt OwO the 'solus' in >w< thy ^.^ bowews; 
>_< Fow I can UwU take, ÚwÚ and ^w^ Pistow's ^.^ cock :3 is uWu up, 
And fwashing x3 fiwe uWu wiww OwO fowwow. 
^w^ NYM. I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^w^ Bawbason: you cannyot conjuwe >_> me. I ^.^ have OwO an humouw ^-^ to 
xDD knyock you xDD indiffewentwy :33 weww. >w< If you gwow ;;w;; fouw with uWu me, :33 Pistow, I 
uWu wiww ÚwÚ scouw you with my rapier, as I >w< may, in fair x3 tewms; ^-^ if you 
would ÚwÚ wawk x3 off I would :3 pwick >_> youw ^-^ guts :3 a little, in good terms, 
as I >w< may, ÚwÚ and ^-^ thaes OwO the humouw >_> of it. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. :3 O braggart :3 viwe ÚwÚ and damned ^-^ fuwious OwO wight! 
The grave doth gape ÚwÚ and doting death :3 is nyeaw; 
OwO Thewefowe exhale. [PISTOL draws] 
:33 BAWDOWPH. >w< Heaw uWu me, hear me what I xDD say: ^.^ he UwU that strikes OwO the ^.^ fiwst 
OwO stwoke I'll run him OwO up ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ hiwts, as I x3 am :3 a sowdiew. 
[Draws] 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. An OwO oath >_> of ^.^ mickwe :3 might; ÚwÚ and :3 fuwy uWu shaww :3 abate. 
[PISTOL ÚwÚ and uWu Nym OwO sheathe theiw swowds] 
>w< Give me >w< thy ^-^ fist, >w< thy fore-foot ^-^ to me :3 give; 
x3 Thy uWu spiwits awe UwU most tall. 
^w^ NYM. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ cut >w< thy ^w^ thwoat ^-^ onye UwU time ^w^ ow xDD othew, in fair x3 tewms; UwU that 
:3 is OwO the humouw >_> of it. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. UwU 'Coupwe :3 a uWu gowge!' 
:33 That :3 is OwO the :33 wowd. I ÚwÚ thee :33 defy again. 
:3 O OwO hound >_> of Crete, think'st :3 thou my xDD spouse ^-^ to >_< get? 
Nyo; ^-^ to OwO the UwU spitaw ÚwÚ go, 
And ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< powd'wing :33 tub >_> of OwO infamy 
x3 Fetch :3 fowth OwO the ^.^ wazaw xDD kite >_> of ÚwÚ Cwessid's kind, 
x3 Doww >_< Teawsheet ^.^ she uWu by uWu nyame, ÚwÚ and xDD hew espouse. 
I x3 have, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww >_< howd, OwO the :3 quondam uWu Quickwy 
>_< Fow OwO the only she; uWu and- pauca, :33 thewe's ^w^ enyough. 
uWu Go x3 to. 

x3 Entew OwO the >_< Boy 

>_< BOY. Minye host :33 Pistow, you >w< must come ^-^ to my master; ÚwÚ and >_> youw 
>w< hostess- ^.^ he :3 is vewy >_< sick, ÚwÚ and would ^-^ to bed. Good Bardolph, >w< put 
>w< thy ;;w;; face :3 between his sheets, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do OwO the >w< office >_> of :3 a x3 wawming-pan. 
OwO Faith, :33 he's vewy ill. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. Away, you >_> wogue. 
HOSTESS. By my ^w^ twoth, :3 he'ww ÚwÚ yiewd OwO the crow :3 a ^.^ pudding ^-^ onye >_> of ^.^ these 
x3 days: OwO the UwU King >_> has xDD kiww'd his ÚwÚ heawt. Good xDD husband, come UwU home 
>_> pwesentwy. >_< Exeunt ^-^ HOSTESS ÚwÚ and xDD BOY 
:33 BAWDOWPH. ^w^ Come, uWu shaww I ^-^ make you two uWu fwiends? We >w< must ^-^ to Fwance 
>_< togethew; x3 why OwO the ^w^ deviw shouwd ^-^ we ^-^ keep :33 knyives ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut ^-^ onye 
x3 anyothew's throats? 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. >_> Wet floods UwU o'ewsweww, ÚwÚ and >_< fiends uWu fow >_< food howl :33 on! 
^w^ NYM. You'll pay me OwO the eight xDD shiwwings I xDD won >_> of you at x3 betting? 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. xDD Base :3 is OwO the ^w^ swave UwU that >_> pays. 
^w^ NYM. :33 That :3 nyow I uWu wiww ^.^ have; that's OwO the humouw >_> of it. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. UwU As :3 manhood uWu shaww :3 compound: push UwU home. 
[PISTOL ÚwÚ and uWu Nym OwO dwaw] 
:33 BAWDOWPH. By :3 this ;;w;; swowd, ^.^ he UwU that makes OwO the ^.^ fiwst OwO thwust I'll :33 kiww 
him; uWu by :3 this ;;w;; swowd, I uWu wiww. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. Swowd :3 is OwO an ^-^ oath, ÚwÚ and oaths >w< must ^.^ have theiw >_> couwse. 
[Sheathes his ^w^ swowd] 
:33 BAWDOWPH. Cowpowaw ^.^ Nym, OwO an :3 thou xDD wiwt >w< be fwiends, >w< be fwiends; OwO an 
:3 thou xDD wiwt ;;w;; nyot, x3 why then >w< be >_> enyemies with me ^w^ too. ÚwÚ Pwithee >w< put :33 up. 
^w^ NYM. I uWu shaww ^.^ have my eight xDD shiwwings I xDD won >_> of you at x3 betting? 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. OwO A x3 nyobwe ^-^ shawt :3 thou x3 have, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwesent >_> pay; 
And :3 wiquow wikewise uWu wiww I ^w^ give ^-^ to ^.^ thee, 
And friendship uWu shaww ^-^ combinye, ÚwÚ and bwothewhood. 
I'll live uWu by uWu Nym ÚwÚ and uWu Nym uWu shaww live uWu by >_> me. 
^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this ^w^ just? >_< Fow I uWu shaww sutler >w< be 
^.^ Unto OwO the camp, ÚwÚ and pwofits uWu wiww accrue. 
>w< Give me >w< thy hand. 
^w^ NYM. ^-^ [Sheathing his ^w^ swowd] I uWu shaww ^.^ have my noble? 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. UwU In cash UwU most justly >_< paid. 
^w^ NYM. x3 [Shaking ;;w;; hands] Weww, then, that's OwO the humouw ^-^ of't. 

;;w;; We-entew ^-^ HOSTESS 

HOSTESS. UwU As >w< evew you come >_> of :3 women, come in >_> quickwy ^-^ to Sir John. 
xDD Ah, UwU poow >_< heawt! ^.^ he :3 is OwO so ^w^ shak'd >_> of :3 a burning x3 quotidian ^.^ tewtian 
UwU that ^.^ it :3 is UwU most lamentable ^-^ to UwU behowd. ^.^ Sweet ^-^ men, come ^-^ to >_> him. 
^w^ NYM. The UwU King ;;w;; hath run OwO bad uWu humouws uWu on OwO the OwO knyight; that's OwO the x3 even 
>_> of it. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^.^ Nym, :3 thou x3 hast xDD spoke OwO the ^-^ wight; 
His OwO heawt :3 is ÚwÚ fwacted ÚwÚ and corroborate. 
^w^ NYM. The UwU King :3 is :3 a good ^-^ king, uWu but ^.^ it >w< must >w< be as ^.^ it :3 may; ^.^ he passes 
>w< some uWu humouws ÚwÚ and uWu caweews. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. >_> Wet OwO us condole OwO the OwO knyight; for, xDD wambkins, ^-^ we uWu wiww wive. 
>_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
UwU Southampton. OwO A council-chamber 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ EXETEW, BEDFORD, ÚwÚ and WESTMOWEWAND 

BEDFORD. Fowe God, his OwO Gwace :3 is bold, ^-^ to xDD twust ^.^ these x3 twaitows. 
EXETER. ^.^ They uWu shaww >w< be >_< appwehended uWu by ÚwÚ and by. 
WESTMORELAND. OwO How ÚwÚ smooth ÚwÚ and x3 even uWu they ^-^ do bear themsewves, 
UwU As ^-^ if :33 awwegiance in theiw >_< bosoms sat, 
:33 Cwownyed with :3 faith ÚwÚ and ;;w;; constant woyawty! 
BEDFORD. The UwU King ;;w;; hath ^-^ nyote >_> of >w< aww UwU that uWu they intend, 
By interception ;;w;; which uWu they ^-^ dweam ^.^ nyot >_> of. 
EXETER. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but OwO the man UwU that ÚwÚ was his >_< bedfewwow, 
x3 Whom ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO duww'd ÚwÚ and :33 cwoy'd with >_< gwacious favours- 
:33 That ^.^ he x3 shouwd, uWu fow :3 a foweign ^-^ puwse, OwO so ;;w;; seww 
His >_< suvweign's life ^-^ to death ÚwÚ and treachery! 

^-^ Twumpets :3 sound. x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, SCROOP, 
CAMBRIDGE, >w< GWEY, ÚwÚ and attendants 

KING HENRY. Nyow OwO sits OwO the ^.^ wind :33 faiw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu wiww >_< aboawd. 
UwU My Wowd >_> of ^-^ Cambwidge, ÚwÚ and my >w< kind Wowd >_> of uWu Masham, 
And you, my gentwe :3 knyight, ^w^ give me >_> youw xDD thoughts. 
:33 Think you ^.^ nyot UwU that OwO the pow'rs ^-^ we bear with OwO us 
uWu Wiww ÚwÚ cut theiw ÚwÚ passage OwO thwough OwO the x3 fowce >_> of UwU Fwance, 
Doing OwO the >_> execution ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ act 
>_< Fow ;;w;; which ^-^ we ^.^ have in head >_< assembwed >w< them? 
SCROOP. :3 Nyo UwU doubt, my UwU wiege, ^-^ if OwO each man ^-^ do his >_> best. 
KING HENRY. I x3 doubt ^.^ nyot UwU that, >_< since ^-^ we awe ;;w;; weww pewsuaded 
We carry ^.^ nyot :3 a OwO heawt with OwO us ^-^ fwom x3 hence 
:33 That grows ^.^ nyot in :3 a fair consent with ouws; 
Nyow xDD weave ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye >_> behind UwU that doth ^.^ nyot ^w^ wish 
uWu Success ÚwÚ and :3 conquest ^-^ to ^.^ attend uWu on ÚwÚ us. 
CAMBWIDGE. uWu Nyevew ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ monyawch better >_< feaw'd ÚwÚ and :33 wov'd 
>w< Than :3 is >_> youw Majesty. There's ;;w;; nyot, I xDD think, :3 a :33 subject 
:33 That OwO sits in :3 heawt-gwief ÚwÚ and >_> unyeasinyes 
^.^ Undew OwO the ^w^ sweet shade >_> of >_> youw guvwnment. 
GWEY. Twue: x3 those UwU that ;;w;; wewe >_> youw >_< fathew's >_> enyemies 
>_< Have steep'd theiw ^.^ gawws in ;;w;; honyey, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do sewve you 
x3 With hearts UwU cweate >_> of >_> duty ÚwÚ and >_> of >_> zeaw. 
KING HENRY. We OwO thewefowe ^.^ have gweat cause >_> of ÚwÚ thankfuwnyess, 
And uWu shaww ^-^ fowget OwO the >w< office >_> of ^-^ ouw hand 
:3 Soonyew than quittance >_> of desewt ÚwÚ and merit 
>_> Accowding ^-^ to OwO the OwO weight ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wowthinyess. 
SCROOP. ^w^ So service uWu shaww with xDD steewed sinyews toil, 
And >_< wabouw uWu shaww :3 wefwesh itsewf with hope, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ do >_> youw OwO Gwace :33 incessant ^.^ sewvices. 
KING HENRY. We ;;w;; judge nyo less. Uncle >_> of ^.^ Exetew, 
Enwawge OwO the man committed yesterday 
:33 That ÚwÚ waiw'd x3 against ^-^ ouw ^.^ pewson. We consider 
^w^ It ÚwÚ was ^-^ excess >_> of xDD winye UwU that xDD set him OwO on; 
And uWu on his ^-^ mowe >_> advice ^-^ we pawdon >_> him. 
SCROOP. ^.^ That's >w< mewcy, uWu but xDD too >w< much x3 secuwity. 
>_> Wet him >w< be :3 punyish'd, suvweign, west example 
;;w;; Bweed, uWu by his UwU suffewance, ^-^ mowe >_> of such :3 a OwO kind. 
KING HENRY. :33 O, let OwO us ÚwÚ yet >w< be :33 mewcifuw! 
CAMBWIDGE. ^w^ So ^-^ may >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet punish ^w^ too. 
GWEY. >_> Siw, 
You show gweat UwU mewcy ^-^ if you ^w^ give him xDD wife, 
:33 Aftew OwO the ÚwÚ taste >_> of >w< much >_> cowwection. 
KING HENRY. ^.^ Awas, >_> youw xDD too >w< much love ÚwÚ and cawe >_> of me 
uWu Awe :33 heavy OwO owisons >w< 'gainst :3 this UwU poow ^w^ wwetch! 
>w< If wittwe faults proceeding uWu on distemper 
:33 Shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be uWu wink'd at, how uWu shaww ^-^ we ;;w;; stwetch ^-^ ouw eye 
When :3 capitaw ^.^ cwimes, UwU chew'd, >_< swawwow'd, ÚwÚ and digested, 
xDD Appeaw before >_> us? >w< We'ww ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ enwawge UwU that man, 
^-^ Though ^-^ Cambwidge, Scroop, ÚwÚ and Gwey, in theiw dear cawe 
And >w< tendew x3 pwesewvation >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ pewson, 
Wouwd ^.^ have him ^-^ punyish'd. And :3 nyow ^-^ to ^-^ ouw xDD Fwench ^w^ causes: 
OwO Who awe OwO the ^.^ wate >_> commissionyews? 
CAMBWIDGE. I one, my :33 wowd. 
Your Highness bade me ÚwÚ ask uWu fow ^.^ it to-day. 
SCROOP. ^w^ So >_> did you uWu me, my ^.^ wiege. 
GWEY. And OwO I, my :33 woyaw sovereign. 
KING HENRY. >_> Then, Richard Eaww >_> of ^-^ Cambwidge, there :3 is yours; 
Thewe xDD youws, Wowd ^-^ Scwoop >_> of xDD Masham; :3 and, Sir uWu Knyight, 
xDD Gwey >_> of ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, :3 this >_> same :3 is ^w^ youws. 
x3 Wead ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and xDD knyow I xDD knyow >_> youw ÚwÚ wowthinyess. 
UwU My Wowd >_> of Westmowewand, ÚwÚ and uncwe ^.^ Exetew, 
We uWu wiww aboawd to-nyight. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, ;;w;; gentwemen? 
What UwU see you in x3 those :3 papews, UwU that you wose 
^w^ So >w< much :3 compwexion? Wook ye how uWu they xDD change! 
Their x3 cheeks awe >w< papew. ÚwÚ Why, what ;;w;; wead you there 
:33 That ^.^ have OwO so cowarded ÚwÚ and chas'd >_> youw UwU bwood 
Out >_> of appeawance? 
CAMBWIDGE. I ^-^ do x3 confess my UwU fauwt, 
And ^-^ do x3 submit me ^-^ to >_> youw OwO Highnyess' uWu mewcy. 
>w< GWEY, SCROOP. ÚwÚ To ;;w;; which ^-^ we >w< aww appeal. 
KING HENRY. The UwU mewcy UwU that ÚwÚ was uWu quick in OwO us uWu but ^.^ wate 
By >_> youw >_> own counsew :3 is ^-^ suppwess'd ÚwÚ and ^.^ kiww'd. 
You >w< must ^.^ nyot dare, uWu fow shame, ^-^ to talk >_> of >_> mewcy; 
>_< Fow >_> youw >_> own reasons xDD tuwn OwO into >_> youw >_< bosoms 
UwU As ;;w;; dogs x3 upon theiw masters, xDD wowwying you. 
^w^ See you, my princes ÚwÚ and my x3 nyobwe peers, 
^.^ These Engwish monstews! UwU My Wowd >_> of ^.^ Cambwidge hewe- 
You xDD knyow how :3 apt ^-^ ouw love ÚwÚ was ^-^ to accowd 
ÚwÚ To >_> fuwnyish him with OwO an >w< appewtinyents 
Bewonging ^-^ to his >_> honyouw; ÚwÚ and :3 this man 
Hath, uWu fow :3 a xDD few ^.^ wight cwowns, >w< wightwy conspir'd, 
And sworn x3 unto OwO the pwactices >_> of Fwance 
ÚwÚ To :33 kiww OwO us here in uWu Hampton; ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; which 
:3 This :3 knyight, nyo less uWu fow bounty bound ^-^ to OwO us 
>w< Than ^.^ Cambwidge ;;w;; is, ;;w;; hath wikewise swown. But, :33 O, 
What uWu shaww I uWu say ^-^ to ^.^ thee, Wowd Scroop, :3 thou cruel, 
Ingrateful, ^-^ savage, ÚwÚ and >_< inhuman :3 cweatuwe? 
Thou UwU that didst bear OwO the ;;w;; key >_> of >w< aww my counsews, 
:33 That knew'st OwO the vewy xDD bottom >_> of my >_> souw, 
:33 That ^w^ awmost x3 mightst ^.^ have ^-^ coin'd me OwO into ^.^ gowd, 
Wouldst :3 thou ^.^ have practis'd uWu on me uWu fow >w< thy ^w^ use- 
May ^.^ it >w< be possibwe UwU that foweign ÚwÚ hiwe 
Could >_< out >_> of ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ extwact ^-^ onye ^w^ spawk >_> of evil 
:33 That UwU might uWu annyoy my >_> fingew? ^.^ 'Tis OwO so ÚwÚ stwange 
That, >w< though OwO the >w< twuth >_> of ^.^ it ^-^ stands x3 off as :3 gwoss 
UwU As bwack ÚwÚ and >_< white, my eye uWu wiww ^-^ scawcewy UwU see it. 
uWu Tweason ÚwÚ and murder >w< evew ^-^ kept togethew, 
UwU As two yoke-devils sworn ^-^ to ÚwÚ eithew's >_< puwpose, 
>w< Wowking OwO so ^.^ gwosswy in :3 a :3 nyatuwaw cause 
:33 That ^w^ admiwation >_> did ^.^ nyot xDD whoop at them; 
But thou, >w< 'gainst >w< aww >_> pwopowtion, didst bwing in 
uWu Wondew ^-^ to OwO wait uWu on uWu tweason ÚwÚ and uWu on :3 muwdew; 
And >_> whatsoevew ÚwÚ cunnying x3 fiend ^.^ it ÚwÚ was 
:33 That wrought x3 upon ÚwÚ thee OwO so ^w^ pwepostewouswy 
;;w;; Hath ^w^ got OwO the >w< voice in heww uWu fow >_< excewwence; 
And uWu othew devils UwU that suggest uWu by treasons 
Do botch ÚwÚ and bungle OwO up uWu damnyation 
x3 With :33 patches, uWu cowouws, ÚwÚ and with forms, being fetch'd 
From ^.^ gwist'wing sembwances >_> of ÚwÚ piety; 
But ^.^ he UwU that tempew'd ÚwÚ thee bade ÚwÚ thee ^.^ stand uWu up, 
Gave ÚwÚ thee nyo instance x3 why :3 thou shouldst ^-^ do tweason, 
>_< Unwess ^-^ to dub ÚwÚ thee with OwO the name >_> of ^-^ twaitow. 
>w< If UwU that >_> same ^w^ demon UwU that ;;w;; hath gull'd ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; thus 
;;w;; Shouwd with his x3 wion ^-^ gait ÚwÚ wawk OwO the xDD whowe UwU wowwd, 
ÚwÚ He UwU might xDD wetuwn ^-^ to vasty Tartar ^w^ back, 
And tell OwO the legions OwO 'I can never ^.^ win 
OwO A ^w^ souw OwO so :33 easy as UwU that uWu Engwishman's.' 
:33 O, how x3 hast :3 thou with jealousy ^.^ infected 
The xDD sweetnyess >_> of :3 affiance! Show x3 men ^.^ dutifuw? 
ÚwÚ Why, OwO so didst >w< thou. xDD Seem uWu they grave ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weawnyed? 
ÚwÚ Why, OwO so didst >w< thou. Come uWu they >_> of x3 nyobwe family? 
ÚwÚ Why, OwO so didst >w< thou. xDD Seem uWu they wewigious? 
ÚwÚ Why, OwO so didst >w< thou. Ow awe uWu they spawe in ;;w;; diet, 
>_> Fwee ^-^ fwom :3 gwoss passion ^w^ ow >_> of uWu miwth ^w^ ow angew, 
:3 Constant in ^.^ spiwit, ^.^ nyot ^w^ swewving with OwO the blood, 
Garnish'd ÚwÚ and >_> deck'd in modest OwO compwement, 
:3 Nyot >_< wowking with OwO the eye ^-^ without OwO the eaw, 
And uWu but in purged ÚwÚ judgment x3 twusting >w< nyeithew? 
Such ÚwÚ and OwO so finely bolted didst :3 thou ^-^ seem; 
And ;;w;; thus >w< thy ^-^ faww ;;w;; hath weft :3 a >w< kind >_> of ^-^ bwot 
ÚwÚ To mark OwO the OwO fuww-fwaught man ÚwÚ and :33 best >w< indued 
x3 With >w< some ^w^ suspicion. I uWu wiww weep uWu fow thee; 
>_< Fow :3 this uWu wevowt >_> of thinye, >_> methinks, :3 is >_< wike 
>_> Anyothew ^-^ faww >_> of xDD man. Their faults awe xDD open. 
xDD Awwest them ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ answew >_> of OwO the waw; 
And :3 God x3 acquit them >_> of theiw pwactices! 
EXETER. I arrest ÚwÚ thee >_> of UwU high tweason, uWu by OwO the name >_> of Richard Eaww 
>_> of OwO Cambwidge. 
I arrest ÚwÚ thee >_> of UwU high tweason, uWu by OwO the name >_> of ^-^ Henwy Wowd ^-^ Scwoop 
>_> of ;;w;; Masham. 
I arrest ÚwÚ thee >_> of UwU high tweason, uWu by OwO the name >_> of ÚwÚ Thomas Gwey, 
:3 knyight, >_> of ^.^ Nyowthumbewwand. 
SCROOP. Our >w< puwposes :3 God justly ;;w;; hath discover'd, 
And I ^w^ wepent my fauwt ^-^ mowe than my ^w^ death; 
^w^ Which I uWu beseech >_> youw Highness ^-^ to ;;w;; fowgive, 
UwU Awthough my ÚwÚ body pay OwO the x3 pwice >_> of it. 
CAMBWIDGE. >_< Fow uWu me, OwO the gold >_> of Fwance >_> did ^.^ nyot >_< seduce, 
UwU Awthough I >_> did UwU admit ^.^ it as :3 a uWu motive 
The sooner ^-^ to :33 effect what I OwO intended; 
But :3 God >w< be x3 thanked uWu fow x3 pwevention, 
^w^ Which I in sufferance >_> heawtiwy uWu wiww ÚwÚ wejoice, 
^w^ Beseeching :3 God ÚwÚ and you ^-^ to pawdon >_> me. 
GWEY. uWu Nyevew >_> did xDD faithfuw :33 subject ^-^ mowe uWu wejoice 
^.^ At OwO the discovery >_> of UwU most dangewous uWu tweason 
>w< Than I ^-^ do at :3 this hour ^.^ joy o'ew ÚwÚ mysewf, 
Pwevented ^-^ fwom :3 a damned OwO entewpwise. 
UwU My UwU fauwt, uWu but ^.^ nyot my body, pawdon, sovereign. 
KING HENRY. :3 God ;;w;; quit you in his ^.^ mewcy! >w< Heaw >_> youw uWu sentence. 
You ^.^ have ^.^ conspiw'd x3 against ^-^ ouw :33 woyaw ^.^ pewson, 
^.^ Join'd with OwO an enemy proclaim'd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom his OwO coffews 
:3 Weceiv'd OwO the gowden eawnyest >_> of ^-^ ouw ^w^ death; 
OwO Whewein you would ^.^ have :3 sowd >_> youw ;;w;; king ^-^ to ^w^ swaughtew, 
His princes ÚwÚ and his x3 peews ^-^ to servitude, 
His uWu subjects ^-^ to oppression ÚwÚ and ^w^ contempt, 
And his xDD whowe :3 kingdom OwO into desowation. 
xDD Touching ^-^ ouw person >w< seek ^-^ we nyo ÚwÚ wevenge; 
But ^-^ we ^-^ ouw xDD kingdom's >_> safety >w< must OwO so xDD tendew, 
uWu Whose ruin you ^.^ have :33 sought, UwU that ^-^ to xDD hew ^-^ waws 
We ^-^ do x3 dewivew you. UwU Get you OwO thewefowe hence, 
OwO Poow xDD misewabwe wwetches, ^-^ to >_> youw ^w^ death; 
The ÚwÚ taste ^w^ wheweof :3 God >_> of his UwU mewcy ^w^ give 
You >_< patience ^-^ to endure, ÚwÚ and OwO twue ^w^ wepentance 
x3 Of >w< aww >_> youw dear offences. Beaw them ^-^ hence. 
>_< Exeunt CAMBRIDGE, SCROOP, ÚwÚ and >w< GWEY, >_> guawded 
Nyow, x3 wowds, uWu fow xDD Fwance; OwO the enterprise ^w^ wheweof 
:33 Shaww >w< be ^-^ to you as OwO us >_< wike x3 gwowious. 
We x3 doubt ^.^ nyot >_> of :3 a fair ÚwÚ and wucky war, 
x3 Since :3 God OwO so ;;w;; gwaciouswy ;;w;; hath ^w^ bwought ^-^ to ^.^ wight 
:3 This dangewous tweason, lurking in ^-^ ouw uWu way 
ÚwÚ To :33 hindew ^-^ ouw beginnings; ^-^ we x3 doubt ^.^ nyot :3 nyow 
But every wub :3 is ;;w;; smoothed uWu on ^-^ ouw way. 
>_> Then, >w< fowth, dear countwymen; let OwO us x3 dewivew 
Our ^-^ puissance OwO into OwO the hand >_> of God, 
UwU Putting ^.^ it straight in OwO expedition. 
Cheerly ^-^ to xDD sea; OwO the signs >_> of OwO waw advance; 
:3 Nyo ;;w;; king >_> of >_> Engwand, ^-^ if ^.^ nyot ;;w;; king >_> of ^.^ Fwance! 
:33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
Eastcheap. Before OwO the Boaw's Head ÚwÚ tavewn 

x3 Entew :33 PISTOW, ÚwÚ HOSTESS, ^-^ NYM, ^w^ BAWDOWPH, ÚwÚ and >_< Boy 

HOSTESS. Prithee, >_> honyey-sweet xDD husband, let me bwing ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to 
Staines. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. Nyo; uWu fow my >_< manwy OwO heawt doth eawn. 
Bardolph, >w< be ÚwÚ bwithe; ^.^ Nym, ;;w;; wouse >w< thy vaunting :3 veins; 
UwU Boy, >_< bwistwe >w< thy :33 couwage :33 up. >_< Fow :3 Fawstaff ^.^ he :3 is OwO dead, 
And ^-^ we >w< must x3 eawn thewefowe. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. Wouwd I ;;w;; wewe with ^w^ him, UwU whewesome'ew ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ;;w;; eithew in 
>w< heaven ^w^ ow in heww! 
HOSTESS. ;;w;; Nyay, ;;w;; suwe, :33 he's ^.^ nyot in xDD heww: :33 he's in ÚwÚ Awthuw's ^.^ bosom, ^-^ if 
>w< evew man went ^-^ to ÚwÚ Awthuw's >_< bosom. 'A :3 made :3 a >_< finyew end, ÚwÚ and went 
away OwO an ^.^ it xDD had >_< been ^-^ any :33 chwistom x3 chiwd; UwU 'a x3 pawted :3 ev'n ^.^ just 
:3 between twewve ÚwÚ and one, :3 ev'n at OwO the UwU tuwnying o' th' >_< tide; uWu fow 
aftew I ^-^ saw him ;;w;; fumbwe with OwO the sheets, ÚwÚ and xDD pway with flowers, 
ÚwÚ and >_> smiwe x3 upon his fingers' end, I knew there ÚwÚ was uWu but ^-^ onye OwO way; 
uWu fow his nyose ÚwÚ was as shawp as :3 a >_> pen, ÚwÚ and UwU 'a ^w^ babbw'd >_> of green 
^.^ fiewds. :33 'How nyow, Sir ^w^ John!' OwO quoth I ;;w;; 'What, man, >w< be o' good 
cheer.' ^w^ So UwU 'a :3 cwied >_< out ÚwÚ 'God, God, >w< God!' three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw x3 times. Nyow 
OwO I, ^-^ to comfort ^w^ him, ;;w;; bid him UwU 'a shouwd ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think >_> of ÚwÚ God; I :33 hop'd 
there ÚwÚ was nyo :3 nyeed ^-^ to twoubwe ^-^ himsewf with ^-^ any such >_> thoughts >_> yet. 
^w^ So UwU 'a bade me uWu way ^-^ mowe clothes uWu on his ;;w;; feet; I >w< put my hand OwO into 
OwO the bed ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fewt ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and uWu they ;;w;; wewe as x3 cowd as ^-^ any stonye; then I 
;;w;; fewt ^-^ to his knees, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^.^ upwawd ÚwÚ and xDD upwawd, ÚwÚ and >w< aww ÚwÚ was as x3 cowd 
as ^-^ any >_> stonye. 
^w^ NYM. ^.^ They uWu say ^.^ he :3 cwied >_< out >_> of x3 sack. 
HOSTESS. >w< Ay, UwU that UwU 'a ÚwÚ did. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. And >_> of >w< women. 
HOSTESS. ;;w;; Nyay, UwU that UwU 'a >_> did not. 
>_< BOY. x3 Yes, UwU that UwU 'a :33 did, ÚwÚ and ^w^ said uWu they ;;w;; wewe devils :3 incawnyate. 
HOSTESS. 'A :33 couwd never >_> abide xDD cawnyation; 'twas :3 a >w< cowouw ^.^ he never 
wiked. 
>_< BOY. 'A ^w^ said UwU once OwO the ^w^ deviw would ^.^ have him about >w< women. 
HOSTESS. 'A >_> did in >w< some sort, :3 indeed, handle UwU women; uWu but then ^.^ he ÚwÚ was 
>_< wheumatic, ÚwÚ and >w< tawk'd >_> of OwO the :33 Whowe >_> of ^.^ Babywon. 
>_< BOY. Do you ^.^ nyot wemembew UwU 'a ^-^ saw :3 a ^-^ fwea ÚwÚ stick x3 upon >w< Bawdowph's nyose, 
ÚwÚ and UwU 'a ^w^ said ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 a bwack ^w^ souw burning in xDD heww? 
:33 BAWDOWPH. Weww, OwO the fuel :3 is gonye UwU that maintain'd UwU that >_< fiwe: that's 
>w< aww OwO the riches I ^w^ got in his uWu sewvice. 
^w^ NYM. :33 Shaww ^-^ we ^.^ shog? The UwU King uWu wiww >w< be gonye ^-^ fwom UwU Southampton. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^w^ Come, wet's >_> away. UwU My love, ^w^ give me >w< thy lips. 
Wook ^-^ to my chattles ÚwÚ and my muvabwes; 
>_> Wet UwU senses ÚwÚ wuwe. The >_> wowd :3 is ^w^ 'Pitch ÚwÚ and :3 Pay.' 
OwO Twust ^.^ nyonye; 
>_< Fow oaths awe ^.^ stwaws, xDD men's :3 faiths awe wafer-cakes, 
And Howdfast :3 is OwO the only dog, my :33 duck. 
:33 Thewefowe, xDD Caveto >w< be >w< thy :33 counsewwow. 
Go, ;;w;; cweaw >w< thy :33 cwystaws. Yoke-fewwows in uWu awms, 
>_> Wet OwO us ^-^ to UwU Fwance, >_< wike horse-leeches, my uWu boys, 
ÚwÚ To >w< suck, ^-^ to >w< suck, OwO the vewy UwU bwood ^-^ to UwU suck. 
>_< BOY. And that's uWu but UwU unwhowesome food, uWu they >w< say. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. Touch xDD hew ^.^ soft OwO mouth ÚwÚ and UwU mawch. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. Faweweww, h-hostess. >_< [Kissing :3 hew] 
^w^ NYM. I cannyot >w< kiss, UwU that :3 is OwO the humouw >_> of xDD it; uWu but ^.^ adieu. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. >_> Wet housewifery appeaw; ^-^ keep OwO cwose, I ÚwÚ thee ^.^ command. 
HOSTESS. Farewell; ^.^ adieu. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
OwO Fwance. The UwU KING'S :33 pawace 

:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew OwO the FRENCH xDD KING, OwO the :3 DAUPHIN, OwO the xDD DUKES >_< OF BEWWI 
ÚwÚ and BWITAINyE, OwO the :3 CONSTABWE, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews 

FRENCH ^w^ KING. ÚwÚ Thus comes OwO the Engwish with :33 fuww power x3 upon >_< us; 
And ^-^ mowe than cawefuwwy ^.^ it OwO us UwU concewns 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew ÚwÚ woyawwy in ^-^ ouw ^w^ defences. 
OwO Thewefowe OwO the :3 Dukes >_> of Bewwi ÚwÚ and >_> of >w< Bwitainye, 
x3 Of OwO Bwabant ÚwÚ and >_> of OwO Owweans, uWu shaww ^-^ make >w< fowth, 
And you, Prince ÚwÚ Dauphin, with >w< aww swift ÚwÚ dispatch, 
ÚwÚ To xDD winye ÚwÚ and OwO nyew wepaiw ^-^ ouw OwO towns >_> of OwO waw 
x3 With x3 men >_> of :33 couwage ÚwÚ and with :3 means >_> defendant; 
>_< Fow ^.^ Engwand his >_< appwoaches makes as fiewce 
UwU As UwU watews ^-^ to OwO the >_< sucking >_> of :3 a gulf. 
^w^ It ^-^ fits >w< us, then, ^-^ to >w< be as provident 
UwU As ;;w;; feaw ^-^ may teach >w< us, >_< out >_> of ^.^ wate ;;w;; exampwes 
x3 Weft uWu by OwO the :33 fataw ÚwÚ and uWu nyegwected Engwish 
:3 Upon ^-^ ouw ^.^ fiewds. 
;;w;; DAUPHIN. UwU My UwU most wedoubted fathew, 
^w^ It :3 is UwU most ^.^ meet ^-^ we arm OwO us >w< 'gainst OwO the ^.^ foe; 
>_< Fow xDD peace itsewf shouwd ^.^ nyot OwO so :33 duww :3 a UwU kingdom, 
^-^ Though OwO waw :3 nyow nyo OwO knyown >_< quawwew ;;w;; wewe in ^.^ question, 
But UwU that >_> defences, OwO mustews, x3 pwepawations, 
;;w;; Shouwd >w< be xDD maintain'd, assembwed, ÚwÚ and cowwected, 
UwU As ;;w;; wewe :3 a OwO waw in ^.^ expectation. 
:33 Thewefowe, I ÚwÚ say, 'tis ^.^ meet ^-^ we >w< aww >w< go :3 fowth 
ÚwÚ To view OwO the uWu sick ÚwÚ and feebwe pawts >_> of xDD Fwance; 
And let OwO us ^-^ do ^.^ it with nyo show >_> of ÚwÚ feaw- 
No, with nyo ^-^ mowe than ^-^ if ^-^ we heard UwU that ^.^ Engwand 
Were :33 busied with :3 a OwO Whitsun xDD mowwis-dance; 
>_< Fow, my good UwU wiege, ^.^ she :3 is OwO so OwO idwy UwU king'd, 
Her OwO sceptwe OwO so fantastically ÚwÚ bownye 
By :3 a vain, >_< giddy, ÚwÚ shawwow, UwU humowous youth, 
:33 That ;;w;; feaw attends xDD hew not. 
CONSTABWE. :3 O :3 peace, Prince :3 Dauphin! 
You awe xDD too >w< much ^w^ mistaken in :3 this xDD king. 
Question >_> youw OwO Gwace OwO the ^.^ wate ambassadors 
x3 With what gweat OwO state ^.^ he heard theiw ^.^ embassy, 
OwO How ;;w;; weww supplied with x3 nyobwe :3 counsewwows, 
OwO How modest in :3 exception, ÚwÚ and withaw 
OwO How uWu tewwibwe in ;;w;; constant xDD wesowution, 
And you uWu shaww find his uWu vanyities forespent 
Were uWu but OwO the ^w^ outside >_> of OwO the Woman Bwutus, 
:33 Cuvwing >_< discwetion with :3 a :3 coat >_> of uWu fowwy; 
UwU As x3 gawdenyews ^-^ do with uWu owduwe hide x3 those woots 
:33 That uWu shaww ^.^ fiwst spwing ÚwÚ and >w< be UwU most delicate. 
;;w;; DAUPHIN. Weww, 'tis ^.^ nyot so, my Wowd High Constable; 
But >w< though ^-^ we ÚwÚ think ^.^ it so, ^.^ it :3 is nyo OwO mattew. 
UwU In cases >_> of :3 defence 'tis :33 best ^-^ to ^.^ weigh 
The enemy ^-^ mowe :3 mighty than ^.^ he uWu seems; 
^w^ So OwO the ^.^ pwopowtions >_> of :3 defence awe ;;w;; fiww'd; 
^w^ Which >_> of :3 a uWu weak ÚwÚ and niggardly pwojection 
^-^ Doth >_< wike :3 a misew ÚwÚ spoiw his :3 coat with >w< scanting 
OwO A wittwe ^w^ cwoth. 
FRENCH ^w^ KING. :33 Think ^-^ we UwU King Hawwy OwO stwong; 
And, OwO Pwinces, ÚwÚ wook you stwongwy arm ^-^ to ^.^ meet >_> him. 
The UwU kindwed >_> of him ;;w;; hath >_< been flesh'd x3 upon >_< us; 
And ^.^ he :3 is bwed >_< out >_> of UwU that bwoody xDD stwain 
:33 That haunted OwO us in ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ famiwiaw :3 paths. 
>_> Witnyess ^-^ ouw xDD too >w< much UwU memowabwe ÚwÚ shame 
When Cwessy ^-^ battwe xDD fatawwy ÚwÚ was ^w^ stwuck, 
And >w< aww ^-^ ouw princes ÚwÚ capdv'd uWu by OwO the hand 
x3 Of UwU that bwack uWu nyame, Edwawd, Bwack Prince >_> of Wales; 
ÚwÚ Whiwes UwU that his ^.^ mountain sire- uWu on ^.^ mountain standing, 
:33 Up in OwO the :3 aiw, xDD cwown'd with OwO the gowden >_> sun- 
:33 Saw his UwU hewoicaw xDD seed, ÚwÚ and smiw'd ^-^ to UwU see ^w^ him, 
x3 Mangwe OwO the wowk >_> of UwU nyatuwe, ÚwÚ and >w< deface 
The patterns UwU that uWu by :3 God ÚwÚ and uWu by xDD Fwench fathews 
Had twenty years >_< been ^.^ made. :3 This :3 is :3 a >w< stewn 
x3 Of UwU that victorious stock; ÚwÚ and let OwO us ;;w;; feaw 
The ÚwÚ nyative >w< mightinyess ÚwÚ and >w< fate >_> of >_> him. 

x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW 

MESSENGEW. :33 Ambassadows ^-^ fwom Hawwy UwU King >_> of ^.^ Engwand 
Do crave admittance ^-^ to >_> youw Majesty. 
FRENCH ^w^ KING. >w< We'ww ^w^ give them ÚwÚ pwesent uWu audience. uWu Go ÚwÚ and bwing ^.^ them. 
>_< Exeunt MESSENGEW ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cewtain LORDS 
You UwU see :3 this ^.^ chase :3 is >_> hotwy >_> fowwowed, >_< fwiends. 
;;w;; DAUPHIN. OwO Tuwn head ÚwÚ and xDD stop pursuit; uWu fow cowawd ;;w;; dogs 
uWu Most uWu spend theiw OwO mouths when what uWu they ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to ^.^ thweaten 
Wuns :3 faw before ^.^ them. Good my suvweign, 
;;w;; Take OwO up OwO the Engwish showt, ÚwÚ and let them xDD knyow 
x3 Of what :3 a monyawchy you awe OwO the head. 
Self-love, my UwU wiege, :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so :3 viwe :3 a xDD sin 
UwU As self-neglecting. 

;;w;; We-entew LORDS, with EXETEW ÚwÚ and x3 twain 

FRENCH ^w^ KING. From ^-^ ouw bwothew >_> of Engwand? 
EXETER. From ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus ^.^ he >_> gweets >_> youw uWu Majesty: 
ÚwÚ He wills you, in OwO the name >_> of :3 God Almighty, 
:33 That you ^-^ divest OwO youwsewf, ÚwÚ and uWu way >_> apawt 
The OwO bowwowed glories UwU that uWu by >_> gift >_> of UwU heaven, 
By OwO waw >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe ÚwÚ and >_> of nations, 'wongs 
ÚwÚ To him ÚwÚ and ^-^ to his ;;w;; heiws- namely, OwO the UwU cwown, 
And >w< aww uWu wide-stwetched honours UwU that pertain, 
By UwU custom ÚwÚ and OwO the owdinyance >_> of times, 
^.^ Unto OwO the :3 cwown >_> of OwO Fwance. :33 That you ^-^ may xDD knyow 
^.^ 'Tis nyo sinister :3 nyow nyo >_> awkwawd xDD cwaim, 
Pick'd ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU wowm-howes >_> of uWu wong-vanyish'd OwO days, 
Nyow ^-^ fwom OwO the ^.^ dust >_> of ^.^ owd obwivion ^w^ wak'd, 
ÚwÚ He >_> sends you :3 this UwU most UwU memowabwe winye, ^.^ [Gives :3 a >_> papew] 
UwU In every branch ^.^ twuwy >_< demonstwative; 
^.^ Wiwwing you ^w^ uvwwook :3 this pedigree. 
And when you find him ÚwÚ evenwy deriv'd 
From his UwU most :33 fam'd >_> of :3 famous ancestors, 
>_< Edwawd OwO the >_> Thiwd, ^.^ he >_< bids you then resign 
Your :3 cwown ÚwÚ and UwU kingdom, ÚwÚ indiwectwy held 
From ^w^ him, OwO the ÚwÚ nyative ÚwÚ and OwO twue challenger. 
FRENCH ^w^ KING. Ow ewse what follows? 
EXETER. Bwoody constraint; uWu fow ^-^ if you hide OwO the :3 cwown 
>_< Even in >_> youw hearts, there uWu wiww ^.^ he rake uWu fow it. 
OwO Thewefowe in fiewce ^w^ tempest :3 is ^.^ he ^w^ coming, 
UwU In thundew ÚwÚ and in eawthquake, >_< wike :3 a :33 Juv, 
:33 That ^-^ if >_> wequiwing :33 faiw, ^.^ he uWu wiww compel; 
And >_< bids you, in OwO the uWu bowews >_> of OwO the :3 Wowd, 
^w^ Dewivew OwO up OwO the >_< cwown; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to UwU take UwU mewcy 
uWu On OwO the UwU poow souws uWu fow xDD whom :3 this x3 hungwy OwO waw 
^.^ Opens his vasty :33 jaws; ÚwÚ and uWu on >_> youw head 
;;w;; Tuwnying OwO the >_> widows' >_< teaws, OwO the OwO owphans' cries, 
The UwU dead xDD men's blood, OwO the >_< pwivy :33 maidens' :3 gwoans, 
>_< Fow ;;w;; husbands, ÚwÚ fathews, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ betwothed ^-^ wuvws, 
:33 That uWu shaww >w< be swawwowed in :3 this ^-^ contwuvwsy. 
:3 This :3 is his xDD cwaim, his :3 thweat'nying, ÚwÚ and my x3 message; 
>_< Unwess OwO the x3 Dauphin >w< be in :3 pwesence ;;w;; hewe, 
ÚwÚ To xDD whom ^-^ expwesswy I bwing greeting ^w^ too. 
FRENCH ^w^ KING. >_< Fow >w< us, ^-^ we uWu wiww consider >_> of :3 this :33 fuwthew; 
>w< To-mowwow uWu shaww you bear ^-^ ouw :33 fuww ^.^ intent 
x3 Back ^-^ to ^-^ ouw bwothew >_> of Engwand. 
;;w;; DAUPHIN. >_< Fow OwO the Dauphin: 
I ^.^ stand here uWu fow >_> him. What ^-^ to him ^-^ fwom Engwand? 
EXETER. Scorn ÚwÚ and :33 defiance, ^w^ swight >w< wegawd, ^w^ contempt, 
And ^w^ anything UwU that ^-^ may ^.^ nyot misbecome 
The :3 mighty ^-^ sendew, doth ^.^ he UwU pwize you OwO at. 
ÚwÚ Thus :33 says my king: OwO an ^-^ if >_> youw >_< fathew's Highness 
Do ;;w;; nyot, in gwant >_> of >w< aww demands at large, 
x3 Sweeten OwO the :33 bittew xDD mock you x3 sent his uWu Majesty, 
He'll caww you ^-^ to OwO so ^.^ hot OwO an ÚwÚ answew >_> of ^.^ it 
:33 That ^.^ caves ÚwÚ and womby vauwtages >_> of Fwance 
:33 Shaww ^w^ chide >_> youw ÚwÚ twespass ÚwÚ and xDD wetuwn >_> youw xDD mock 
UwU In uWu second accent >_> of his uWu owdinyance. 
;;w;; DAUPHIN. Say, ^-^ if my fathew render fair return, 
^w^ It :3 is x3 against my wiww; uWu fow I desiwe 
Nyothing uWu but >_> odds with Engwand. ÚwÚ To UwU that end, 
UwU As xDD matching ^-^ to his xDD youth ÚwÚ and uWu vanyity, 
I >_> did ÚwÚ pwesent him with OwO the Paris ^-^ bawws. 
EXETER. He'll ^-^ make >_> youw Paris x3 Wouvwe >_< shake uWu fow it, 
Were ^.^ it OwO the ^w^ mistwess couwt >_> of :3 mighty Europe; 
And >w< be assur'd ^w^ you'ww find :3 a difference, 
UwU As ^-^ we his uWu subjects ^.^ have in wonder OwO found, 
>w< Between OwO the pwomise >_> of his ÚwÚ gweenyew >_< days 
And ^.^ these ^.^ he ;;w;; mastews OwO nyow. Nyow ^.^ he weighs UwU time 
>_< Even ^-^ to OwO the xDD utmost ^.^ gwain; UwU that you uWu shaww ;;w;; wead 
UwU In >_> youw >_> own wosses, ^-^ if ^.^ he stay in OwO Fwance. 
FRENCH ^w^ KING. >w< To-mowwow uWu shaww you xDD knyow ^-^ ouw :33 mind at :33 fuww. 
EXETER. ^w^ Dispatch OwO us with >w< aww uWu speed, west UwU that ^-^ ouw ;;w;; king 
Come here ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to xDD question ^-^ ouw >_< deway; 
>_< Fow ^.^ he :3 is footed in :3 this ^.^ wand awweady. 
FRENCH ^w^ KING. You uWu shaww >w< be >_> soon :33 dispatch'd with fair ÚwÚ conditions. 
OwO A night :3 is uWu but small >_> bweath ÚwÚ and wittwe :3 pause 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew mattews >_> of :3 this x3 consequence. :33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt 




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DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS 
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^-^ ACT III. PROLOGUE. 

:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew CHORUS 

CHORUS. ÚwÚ Thus with imagin'd x3 wing ^-^ ouw swift scene x3 fwies, 
UwU In motion >_> of nyo less OwO cewewity 
>w< Than UwU that >_> of OwO thought. Suppose UwU that you ^.^ have uWu seen 
The weww-appointed UwU King at ÚwÚ Hampton xDD piew 
Embark his royalty; ÚwÚ and his bwave fleet 
x3 With silken stweamews OwO the x3 young Phorbus ^w^ fannying. 
;;w;; Pway with >_> youw fancies; ÚwÚ and in them >w< behowd 
:3 Upon OwO the >_< hempen tackwe ^-^ ship-boys climbing; 
>w< Heaw OwO the shrill UwU whistwe ;;w;; which doth owdew ^w^ give 
ÚwÚ To x3 sounds >w< confus'd; >w< behowd OwO the xDD thweaden sails, 
ÚwÚ Bownye with th' :33 invisibwe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cweeping wind, 
Draw OwO the huge ÚwÚ bottoms OwO thwough OwO the furrowed >_< sea, 
Breasting OwO the lofty suwge. :33 O, ^-^ do uWu but ÚwÚ think 
You ^.^ stand x3 upon OwO the rivage ÚwÚ and >w< behowd 
OwO A :33 city uWu on th' ;;w;; inconstant ^-^ biwwows :33 dancing; 
>_< Fow OwO so >_> appeaws :3 this fleet majestical, 
Holding :3 due ^-^ couwse ^-^ to Harfleur. OwO Fowwow, follow! 
>w< Gwappwe >_> youw ^w^ minds ^-^ to sternage >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ nyavy 
And xDD weave >_> youw ^.^ Engwand as UwU dead xDD midnyight stiww, 
Guawded with ^.^ gwandsiwes, babies, ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd :3 women, 
x3 Eithew ÚwÚ past ^w^ ow ^.^ nyot awwiv'd ^-^ to ;;w;; pith ÚwÚ and uWu puissance; 
>_< Fow ^-^ who :3 is ^.^ he uWu whose chin :3 is uWu but :33 enwich'd 
x3 With ^-^ onye appeawing >_< haiw UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ nyot follow 
^.^ These ;;w;; cuww'd ÚwÚ and x3 choice-dwawn cavaliers ^-^ to :33 Fwance? 
Work, wowk >_> youw ^-^ thoughts, ÚwÚ and :3 thewein UwU see :3 a ^w^ siege; 
ÚwÚ Behowd OwO the ordnance uWu on theiw UwU cawwiages, 
x3 With :33 fataw OwO mouths >_> gaping uWu on x3 giwded Harfleur. 
Suppose th' ambassador ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD Fwench comes >w< back; 
uWu Tewws Hawwy UwU that OwO the UwU King doth :3 offew him 
;;w;; Kathewinye his >_> daughtew, ÚwÚ and with xDD hew ^-^ to dowwy 
uWu Some :33 petty ÚwÚ and unprofitable UwU dukedoms. 
The :3 offew wikes not; ÚwÚ and OwO the nimble >_> gunnyew 
x3 With uWu winstock :3 nyow OwO the uWu deviwish UwU cannyon touches, 
:3 [Awawum, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; chambews >w< go >_> off] 
And ;;w;; down :33 goes OwO an before ^.^ them. OwO Stiww >w< be kind, 
And UwU eke >_< out ^-^ ouw pewfowmance with >_> youw mind. Exit 




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DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS 
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^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
OwO Fwance. Before Hawfweuw 

Awawum. x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, ÚwÚ EXETEW, BEDFORD, GWOUCESTEW, 
ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews with :33 scawing-waddews 

^w^ KING. >w< Once ^-^ mowe x3 unto OwO the breach, dear fwiends, UwU once ^-^ mowe; 
Ow :33 cwose OwO the x3 waww OwO up with ^-^ ouw Engwish UwU dead. 
UwU In xDD peace :33 thewe's nyothing OwO so >_< becomes :3 a man 
UwU As modest :3 stiwwnyess ÚwÚ and ^-^ humiwity; 
But when OwO the bwast >_> of OwO waw uWu bwows in ^-^ ouw eaws, 
;;w;; Then imitate OwO the >w< action >_> of OwO the xDD tigew: 
>_> Stiffen OwO the sinews, summon OwO up OwO the blood, 
:33 Disguise fair ^-^ nyatuwe with >_> hawd-favouw'd ;;w;; wage; 
;;w;; Then lend OwO the eye :3 a uWu tewwibwe UwU aspect; 
>_> Wet ^.^ it xDD pwy OwO thwough OwO the portage >_> of OwO the head 
;;w;; Wike OwO the brass cannon: let OwO the uWu bwow xDD o'ewwhewm ^.^ it 
UwU As feawfuwwy as doth :3 a >_< gawwed ^-^ wock 
O'erhang ÚwÚ and uWu jutty his :33 confounded base, 
^-^ Swiww'd with OwO the wiwd ÚwÚ and wastefuw >_< ocean. 
Nyow xDD set OwO the UwU teeth ÚwÚ and ;;w;; stwetch OwO the nyostwiw :3 wide; 
Hold ^-^ hawd OwO the breath, ÚwÚ and ^-^ bend OwO up every spirit 
ÚwÚ To his :33 fuww xDD height. uWu On, OwO on, you nyobwest Engwish, 
uWu Whose UwU bwood :3 is ÚwÚ fet ^-^ fwom fathews >_> of war-proof- 
:3 Fathews UwU that >_< wike OwO so many Awexandews 
>_< Have in ^.^ these pawts ^-^ fwom ^w^ mown ÚwÚ tiww x3 even OwO fought, 
And sheath'd theiw >_> swowds uWu fow wack >_> of OwO awgument. 
Dishonyouw ^.^ nyot >_> youw >_> mothews; :3 nyow >w< attest 
:33 That x3 those xDD whom you xDD caww'd fathews >_> did ^.^ beget you. 
Be >w< copy :3 nyow ^-^ to x3 men >_> of gwossew blood, 
And teach them how ^-^ to waw. And you, good ^w^ yeomen, 
uWu Whose wimbs ;;w;; wewe :3 made in >_> Engwand, show OwO us here 
The mettle >_> of >_> youw pastuwe; let OwO us uWu sweaw 
:33 That you awe wowth >_> youw bweeding- ;;w;; which I x3 doubt not; 
>_< Fow there :3 is UwU nyonye >_> of you OwO so UwU mean ÚwÚ and base 
:33 That ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot x3 nyobwe >w< wustwe in >_> youw OwO eyes. 
I UwU see you ^.^ stand >_< wike greyhounds in OwO the >_< swips, 
UwU Stwainying x3 upon OwO the UwU stawt. The ^w^ game's UwU afoot: 
Follow >_> youw spirit; ÚwÚ and x3 upon :3 this chawge 
OwO Cwy 'God uWu fow ÚwÚ Hawwy, >_> Engwand, ÚwÚ and x3 Saint ;;w;; Geowge!' 
[Exeunt. OwO Awawum, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; chambews >w< go >_> off] 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
Before Hawfweuw 

x3 Entew ^-^ NYM, ^w^ BAWDOWPH, :33 PISTOW, ÚwÚ and xDD BOY 

:33 BAWDOWPH. uWu On, OwO on, OwO on, OwO on, :33 on! ^-^ to OwO the breach, ^-^ to OwO the OwO bweach! 
^w^ NYM. ;;w;; Pway ^.^ thee, ^w^ Cowpowaw, stay; OwO the :3 knyocks awe xDD too hot, ÚwÚ and uWu fow 
>_< minye >_> own part I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot :3 a UwU case >_> of >w< wives. The humouw >_> of ^.^ it :3 is xDD too 
hot; UwU that :3 is OwO the vewy :3 pwain-song >_> of it. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. The :3 pwain-song :3 is UwU most just; uWu fow uWu humouws ^-^ do abound: 

Knocks >w< go ÚwÚ and x3 come; God's vassals >_> dwop ÚwÚ and ^.^ die; 
And >_< swowd ÚwÚ and OwO shiewd 
UwU In bwoody field 
^-^ Doth ^.^ win immortal >w< fame. 

>_< BOY. Wouwd I ;;w;; wewe in OwO an alehouse in Wondon! I xDD wouid ^w^ give >w< aww my 
ÚwÚ fame uWu fow :3 a pot >_> of awe ÚwÚ and xDD safety. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. And :3 I: 

>w< If :3 wishes would :33 pwevaiw with uWu me, 
UwU My OwO puwpose shouwd ^.^ nyot x3 faiw with uWu me, 
But thithew would I x3 hie. 

>_< BOY. UwU As duly, uWu but ^.^ nyot as truly, 
UwU As biwd doth sing uWu on >w< bough. 

x3 Entew ^-^ FWUEWWEN 

;;w;; FWUEWWEN. :33 Up ^-^ to OwO the breach, you OwO dogs! 
:3 Avaunt, you cuwwions! xDD [Dwiving them forward] 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. Be :3 mewcifuw, gweat duke, ^-^ to x3 men >_> of mouwd. 
Abate >w< thy wage, abate >w< thy >_< manwy ;;w;; wage; 
Abate >w< thy wage, gweat ^.^ duke. 
Good ^-^ bawcock, ÚwÚ bate >w< thy xDD wage. ;;w;; Use lenity, ^w^ sweet xDD chuck. 
^w^ NYM. ^.^ These >w< be good humours. Your uWu honyouw UwU wins OwO bad humours. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but xDD BOY 
>_< BOY. UwU As x3 young as I OwO am, I ^.^ have x3 obsewv'd ^.^ these three swashers. I x3 am 
:3 boy ^-^ to them >w< aww thwee; uWu but >w< aww uWu they ^w^ thwee, >w< though uWu they would 
sewve uWu me, :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >w< be man ^-^ to me; uWu fow >_< indeed three such :3 antics ^-^ do 
^.^ nyot ÚwÚ amount ^-^ to :3 a xDD man. >_< Fow Bardolph, ^.^ he :3 is white-liver'd ÚwÚ and 
OwO wed-fac'd; uWu by OwO the :3 means ^w^ wheweof UwU 'a faces ^.^ it out, uWu but xDD fights not. 
>_< Fow :33 Pistow, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 a :33 kiwwing :33 tongue ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> quiet swowd; uWu by OwO the 
:3 means ^w^ wheweof UwU 'a bweaks uWu wowds ÚwÚ and >_< keeps xDD whowe weapons. >_< Fow ^.^ Nym, 
^.^ he ;;w;; hath heard UwU that x3 men >_> of xDD few uWu wowds awe OwO the :33 best ^-^ men, ÚwÚ and 
OwO thewefowe ^.^ he scorns ^-^ to uWu say his ;;w;; pwayews west UwU 'a shouwd >w< be ^w^ thought 
:3 a cowawd; uWu but his xDD few OwO bad uWu wowds awe ^w^ match'd with as xDD few good 
UwU deeds; uWu fow UwU 'a never x3 bwoke ^-^ any ÚwÚ man's head uWu but his own, ÚwÚ and UwU that 
ÚwÚ was x3 against :3 a OwO post when ^.^ he ÚwÚ was dwunk. ^.^ They uWu wiww >_< steaw UwU anything, 
ÚwÚ and caww ^.^ it ^-^ puwchase. Bawdowph stole :3 a lute-case, ^-^ bowe ^.^ it twewve 
uWu weagues, ÚwÚ and :3 sowd ^.^ it uWu fow three ^.^ hawfpence. uWu Nym ÚwÚ and Bawdowph awe 
sworn bwothews in filching, ÚwÚ and in ^w^ Cawais uWu they stole :3 a 
UwU fiwe-shuvw; I knew uWu by UwU that piece >_> of service OwO the x3 men would carry 
>_> coaws. ^.^ They would ^.^ have me as ÚwÚ famiwiaw with xDD men's ;;w;; pockets as theiw 
;;w;; gwuvs ^w^ ow theiw handkerchers; ;;w;; which makes >w< much x3 against my 
manhood, ^-^ if I shouwd UwU take ^-^ fwom x3 anyothew's ;;w;; pocket ^-^ to >w< put OwO into mine; 
uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is ;;w;; pwain UwU pocketing OwO up >_> of wwongs. I >w< must xDD weave them ÚwÚ and 
>w< seek >w< some better ^-^ sewvice; theiw viwwainy :33 goes x3 against my uWu weak 
>w< stomach, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe I >w< must UwU cast ^.^ it :33 up. Exit 

;;w;; We-entew FLUELLEN, :3 GOWEW following 

UwU GOWEW. x3 Captain xDD Fwuewwen, you >w< must come ÚwÚ pwesentwy ^-^ to OwO the >w< minyes; OwO the 
UwU Duke >_> of ÚwÚ Gwoucestew would speak with you. 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ÚwÚ To OwO the ^-^ minyes! >_> Teww you OwO the UwU Duke ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so good ^-^ to come 
^-^ to OwO the >w< minyes; for, ÚwÚ wook you, OwO the xDD minyes :3 is ^.^ nyot >w< accowding ^-^ to OwO the 
^-^ discipwinyes >_> of OwO the waw; OwO the ^.^ concavities >_> of ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot sufficient. 
>_< Fow, ÚwÚ wook you, th' :33 athvewsawy- you ^-^ may x3 discuss x3 unto OwO the Duke, 
ÚwÚ wook :3 you- :3 is uWu digt ^-^ himsewf ;;w;; fouw x3 yawd uWu undew OwO the countewminyes; uWu by 
Cheshu, I ÚwÚ think UwU 'a uWu wiww uWu pwow OwO up aww, ^-^ if there :3 is ^.^ nyot better 
>_< diwections. 
UwU GOWEW. The UwU Duke >_> of ^-^ Gwoucestew, ^-^ to xDD whom OwO the owdew >_> of OwO the ^w^ siege :3 is 
uWu given, :3 is ^-^ awtogethew >_< diwected uWu by OwO an ;;w;; Iwishman- :3 a vewy >w< vawwant 
;;w;; gentweman, >w< i' ;;w;; faith. 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ^w^ It :3 is x3 Captain Macmorris, :3 is ^.^ it not? 
UwU GOWEW. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it UwU be. 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. By Cheshu, ^.^ he :3 is OwO an ass, as in OwO the ^.^ wowwd: I uWu wiww :33 vewify 
as >w< much in his ^w^ beawd; ^.^ he >_> has nyo ^-^ mowe directions in OwO the OwO twue 
^-^ discipwinyes >_> of OwO the ^w^ waws, ÚwÚ wook you, >_> of OwO the Woman x3 discipwinyes, than 
:3 is :3 a OwO puppy-dog. 

x3 Entew OwO MACMOWWIS ÚwÚ and uWu CAPTAIN JAMY 

UwU GOWEW. ;;w;; Hewe UwU 'a >w< comes; ÚwÚ and OwO the Scots captain, x3 Captain >_< Jamy, with 
>_> him. 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. x3 Captain ;;w;; Jamy :3 is :3 a ^-^ mawvewwous xDD fawowous ;;w;; gentweman, UwU that :3 is 
^w^ cewtain, ÚwÚ and >_> of gweat ^-^ expedition ÚwÚ and knowledge in th' :33 aunchient 
^w^ waws, x3 upon my pawticuwaw knowledge >_> of his >_< diwections. By Cheshu, 
^.^ he uWu wiww maintain his awgument as ;;w;; weww as ^-^ any miwitawy man in OwO the 
UwU wowwd, in OwO the ^-^ discipwinyes >_> of OwO the pwistinye wars >_> of OwO the Romans. 
>w< JAMY. I uWu say ÚwÚ gud day, x3 Captain >_> Fwuewwen. 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. x3 God-den ^-^ to >_> youw wowship, good x3 Captain ^w^ James. 
UwU GOWEW. OwO How nyow, x3 Captain ;;w;; Macmowwis! >_< Have you ;;w;; quit OwO the minyes? >_< Have 
OwO the UwU pionyeews >w< given o'er? 
^-^ MACMOWWIS. By Chwish, wa, uWu tish i-iww :33 donye! The wowk ish ^w^ give over, 
OwO the ;;w;; twompet :33 sound OwO the ^.^ wetweat. By my ;;w;; hand, I sweaw, ÚwÚ and my 
>_< fathew's >_> souw, OwO the wowk ish i-iww done; ^.^ it ish ^w^ give :33 uvw; I would 
^.^ have uWu bwowed OwO up OwO the ;;w;; town, OwO so ^-^ Chwish :33 save uWu me, wa, in OwO an hour. :33 O, 
uWu tish i-iww >_< donye, uWu tish i-iww done; uWu by my ;;w;; hand, uWu tish i-iww :33 donye! 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. x3 Captain Macmorris, I uWu beseech you nyow, uWu wiww you >_< voutsafe 
uWu me, ÚwÚ wook you, :3 a xDD few ^-^ disputations with you, as pawtwy ^w^ touching ^w^ ow 
^w^ concewnying OwO the ^-^ discipwinyes >_> of OwO the war, OwO the Woman ^w^ waws, in OwO the uWu way 
>_> of ^.^ awgument, ÚwÚ wook you, ÚwÚ and fwiendwy ^.^ communyication; pawtwy ^-^ to 
xDD satisfy my ^-^ opinyion, ÚwÚ and pawtwy uWu fow OwO the satisfaction, ÚwÚ wook you, >_> of 
my UwU mind, as ^w^ touching OwO the :3 diwection >_> of OwO the miwitawy discipwinye, 
UwU that :3 is OwO the point. 
>w< JAMY. ^w^ It ;;w;; saww >w< be vary gud, ÚwÚ gud feith, ÚwÚ gud ^.^ captains ^w^ bath; ÚwÚ and I ;;w;; saww 
;;w;; quit you with ÚwÚ gud leve, as I ^-^ may OwO pick ÚwÚ occasion; UwU that ;;w;; saww OwO I, 
uWu mawwy. 
^-^ MACMOWWIS. ^w^ It :3 is nyo UwU time ^-^ to discouwse, OwO so ^-^ Chwish :33 save >_> me. The :3 day 
:3 is hot, ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD weathew, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ waws, ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and OwO the 
xDD Dukes; ^.^ it :3 is nyo UwU time ^-^ to ^w^ discouwse. The ^-^ town :3 is ^.^ beseech'd, ÚwÚ and OwO the 
twumpet caww OwO us ^-^ to OwO the breach; ÚwÚ and ^-^ we talk :3 and, >w< be Chwish, ^-^ do 
nothing. ^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ shame uWu fow OwO us aww, OwO so :3 God xDD sa' uWu me, 'tis ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to 
^.^ stand still; ^.^ it :3 is shame, uWu by my >w< hand; ÚwÚ and there :3 is throats ^-^ to >w< be 
cut, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wowks ^-^ to >w< be done; ÚwÚ and there ish nyothing >_< donye, OwO so ^-^ Chwish 
xDD sa' uWu me, wa. 
>w< JAMY. By OwO the OwO mess, ewe xDD theise eyes >_> of >_< minye UwU take themsewves ^-^ to 
>_< swombew, ay'ww ^.^ de ÚwÚ gud UwU sewvice, ^w^ ow I'll ^.^ wig >w< i' th' grund uWu fow xDD it; 
^-^ ay, ^w^ ow >w< go ^-^ to :33 death. And I'll ^w^ pay't as xDD vawowouswy as I >w< may, UwU that 
;;w;; saww I >_> suewwy uWu do, UwU that :3 is OwO the uWu bweff ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU wong. x3 Mawwy, I ^.^ wad 
:33 fuww fain heard >w< some xDD question ^w^ 'tween you xDD tway. 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. x3 Captain Macmorris, I xDD think, ÚwÚ wook you, uWu undew >_> youw 
cowwection, there :3 is ^.^ nyot many >_> of >_> youw :33 nyation- 
^-^ MACMOWWIS. x3 Of my nyation? What ish my nyation? >_< Ish :3 a viwwain, ÚwÚ and :3 a 
UwU bastawd, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< knyave, ÚwÚ and :3 a wascaw. What ish my nyation? OwO Who ÚwÚ tawks 
>_> of my nyation? 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. Wook you, ^-^ if you UwU take OwO the matter otherwise than :3 is >w< meant, 
x3 Captain Macmorris, peradventure I uWu shaww ÚwÚ think you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; use me 
with UwU that affabiwity as in >_< discwetion you ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to ;;w;; use uWu me, ÚwÚ wook 
OwO you; being as good :3 a man as OwO youwsewf, uWu both in OwO the ^-^ discipwinyes >_> of 
OwO waw ÚwÚ and in OwO the derivation >_> of my birth, ÚwÚ and in uWu othew 
pawticuwawities. 
^-^ MACMOWWIS. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow you OwO so good :3 a man as mysewf; OwO so 
^-^ Chwish :33 save uWu me, I uWu wiww ÚwÚ cut x3 off >_> youw head. 
UwU GOWEW. :3 Gentwemen ^.^ both, you uWu wiww >_> mistake OwO each other. 
>w< JAMY. Ah! that's :3 a ;;w;; fouw fault. ;;w;; [A UwU pawwey ^w^ sounded] 
UwU GOWEW. The ^-^ town x3 sounds :3 a :33 pawwey. 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. x3 Captain Macmorris, when there :3 is ^-^ mowe better opportunity 
^-^ to >w< be wequiwed, ÚwÚ wook you, I uWu wiww >w< be OwO so bowd as ^-^ to tell you I xDD knyow 
OwO the ^-^ discipwinyes >_> of waw; ÚwÚ and there :3 is OwO an OwO end. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
Before OwO the ^w^ gates >_> of Hawfweuw 

x3 Entew OwO the xDD GOVEWNyOW ÚwÚ and >w< some xDD citizens uWu on OwO the walls. x3 Entew OwO the KING 
ÚwÚ and >w< aww his x3 twain before OwO the ^w^ gates 

KING HENRY. OwO How ÚwÚ yet wesowves OwO the :33 Guvwnyow >_> of OwO the :33 town? 
:3 This :3 is OwO the :3 watest ^.^ pawwe ^-^ we uWu wiww admit; 
OwO Thewefowe ^-^ to ^-^ ouw :33 best UwU mewcy ^w^ give youwsewves 
Or, >_< wike ^-^ to x3 men >_> pwoud >_> of destwuction, 
xDD Defy OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ ouw xDD wowst; for, as I x3 am :3 a ^-^ sowdiew, 
OwO A name UwU that in my >_> thoughts >_< becomes me best, 
>w< If I begin OwO the batt'ry UwU once uWu again, 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD weave OwO the >_> hawf-achieved Hawfweuw 
;;w;; Tiww in xDD hew ashes ^.^ she lie buwied. 
The ^w^ gates >_> of UwU mewcy uWu shaww >w< be >w< aww OwO shut uWu up, 
And OwO the flesh'd ^-^ sowdiew, xDD wough ÚwÚ and ^-^ hawd >_> of xDD heawt, 
UwU In ;;w;; wibewty >_> of bwoody hand uWu shaww ^.^ wange 
x3 With ;;w;; conscience ^-^ wide as >_< heww, mowing >_< wike :3 gwass 
Your ^.^ fwesh fair :33 viwgins ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_< fwow'wing ^-^ infants. 
What :3 is ^.^ it then ^-^ to me ^-^ if ;;w;; impious war, 
^w^ Awway'd in >_< fwames, >_< wike ^-^ to OwO the pwince >_> of >_> fiends, 
uWu Do, with his smiwch'd :3 compwexion, >w< aww feww feats 
>w< Enwink'd ^-^ to ^.^ waste ÚwÚ and >w< desowation? 
What :3 is't ^-^ to me when you youwsewves awe ^-^ cause, 
>w< If >_> youw ÚwÚ puwe :3 maidens ^-^ faww OwO into OwO the hand 
x3 Of ^.^ hot ÚwÚ and :3 fowcing ^.^ viowation? 
What rein can howd ÚwÚ wicentious wickednyes 
When ;;w;; down OwO the hiww ^.^ he howds his fiewce career? 
We ^-^ may as :33 bootwess uWu spend ^-^ ouw vain xDD command 
:3 Upon th' ÚwÚ enwaged xDD sowdiews in theiw ^w^ spoiw, 
UwU As ^-^ send OwO pwecepts ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ Weviathan 
ÚwÚ To come ashore. :33 Thewefowe, you x3 men >_> of Harfleur, 
;;w;; Take ^-^ pity >_> of >_> youw ^-^ town ÚwÚ and >_> of >_> youw ^w^ peopwe 
ÚwÚ Whiwes ÚwÚ yet my xDD sowdiews awe in my >_< command; 
ÚwÚ Whiwes ÚwÚ yet OwO the cool ÚwÚ and uWu tempewate ^.^ wind >_> of OwO gwace 
O'ewbwows OwO the fiwthy ÚwÚ and xDD contagious clouds 
x3 Of heady muwdew, ^w^ spoiw, ÚwÚ and :3 viwwainy. 
>w< If nyot- >_> why, in :3 a ;;w;; moment ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to UwU see 
The uWu bwind ÚwÚ and bwoody with ;;w;; fouw hand 
Defile OwO the wocks >_> of >_> youw shwiww-shwieking daughters; 
Your fathews :3 taken uWu by OwO the ÚwÚ siwvew beawds, 
And theiw UwU most OwO wevewend :3 heads ;;w;; dash'd ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ wawws; 
Your ^.^ nyaked OwO infants uWu spitted x3 upon x3 pikes, 
ÚwÚ Whiwes OwO the mad mothers with theiw ^.^ howws xDD confus'd 
Do >_< bweak OwO the ÚwÚ cwouds, as >_> did OwO the ;;w;; wives >_> of Jewwy 
^.^ At ÚwÚ Hewod's >_> bwoody-hunting ^w^ swaughtewmen. 
What uWu say you? uWu Wiww you yield, ÚwÚ and :3 this UwU avoid? 
Or, OwO guiwty in uWu defence, >w< be ;;w;; thus destwoy'd? 
x3 GOVEWNyOW. Our x3 expectation ;;w;; hath :3 this :3 day OwO an x3 end: 
The ÚwÚ Dauphin, xDD whom >_> of succours ^-^ we >_> entweated, 
Returns OwO us UwU that his >w< powews awe ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot ready 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ waise OwO so gweat :3 a ^-^ siege. :33 Thewefowe, gweat ;;w;; King, 
We ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ ouw ^-^ town ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wives ^-^ to >w< thy ^.^ soft uWu mewcy. 
x3 Entew ^-^ ouw ^.^ gates; >_< dispose >_> of OwO us ÚwÚ and ouws; 
>_< Fow ^-^ we nyo ÚwÚ wongew awe :3 defensibwe. 
KING HENRY. ÚwÚ Open >_> youw xDD gates. xDD [Exit GOVERNOR] ^w^ Come, uncwe ^.^ Exetew, 
uWu Go you ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ entew uWu Hawfweuw; there ÚwÚ wemain, 
And fortify ^.^ it stwongwy >w< 'gainst OwO the French; 
;;w;; Use UwU mewcy ^-^ to them all. >_< Fow >w< us, dear uncwe, 
The winter UwU coming OwO on, ÚwÚ and sicknyess ;;w;; gwowing 
:3 Upon ^-^ ouw soldiers, ^-^ we uWu wiww retire ^-^ to >w< Cawais. 
To-nyight in Hawfweuw uWu wiww ^-^ we >w< be >_> youw >_< guest; 
>w< To-mowwow uWu fow OwO the mawch awe ^-^ we x3 addwest. 
[Flourish. The KING ÚwÚ and his x3 twain ÚwÚ entew OwO the ;;w;; town] 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
Wouen. The FRENCH UwU KING'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew ^-^ KATHEWINyE ÚwÚ and :33 AWICE 

KATHEWINyE. ÚwÚ Awice, tu as >w< ete >w< en >_< Angwetewwe, xDD et tu uWu pawwes >w< bien ^-^ we 
uWu wangage. 
ALICE. OwO Un peu, ;;w;; madame. 
KATHEWINyE. ^.^ Je te >_< pwie, m'enseignyez; UwU iw faut OwO que :3 j'appwennye :3 a 
parler. Comment ^.^ appewez-vous uWu wa x3 main >w< en >w< Angwais? 
ALICE. x3 Wa >_> main? OwO Ewwe >_< est :3 appewee ^.^ de hand. 
KATHEWINyE. ^-^ De hand. Et ^w^ wes xDD doigts? 
ALICE. >_< Wes xDD doigts? UwU Ma foi, :33 j'oubwie ^w^ wes doigts; ;;w;; mais x3 je me 
souviendrai. >_< Wes xDD doigts? ^.^ Je OwO pense qu'iws ^.^ sont appeles ^.^ de ÚwÚ fingwes; 
xDD oui, ^.^ de >_> fingwes. 
KATHEWINyE. x3 Wa :33 main, ^.^ de >w< hand; ^w^ wes OwO doigts, ^.^ de >_> fingwes. ^.^ Je OwO pense OwO que 
x3 je >w< suis ^-^ we bon OwO ecowiew; ^.^ j'ai :33 gagnye ^-^ deux :3 mots :33 d'Angwais ^-^ vitement. 
Comment ^.^ appewez-vous ^w^ wes ongwes? 
ALICE. >_< Wes ongwes? Nyous ^w^ wes appelons ^.^ de >_> nyaiws. 
KATHEWINyE. ^-^ De >_> nyaiws. OwO Ecoutez; dites-moi xDD si x3 je ^.^ pawwe ^.^ bien: ^.^ de ;;w;; hand, 
^.^ de fingres, xDD et ^.^ de >_> nyaiws. 
ALICE. ;;w;; C'est >w< bien UwU dit, madame; UwU iw >_< est :33 fowt bon OwO Angwais. 
KATHEWINyE. uWu Dites-moi xDD w'Angwais pouw ^-^ we OwO bwas. 
ALICE. ^-^ De arm, ;;w;; madame. 
KATHEWINyE. Et ^-^ we x3 coude? 
ALICE. ÚwÚ D'ewbow. 
KATHEWINyE. ÚwÚ D'ewbow. ^.^ Je >_> m'en >_> fais uWu wa x3 wepetition ^.^ de ^-^ tous ^w^ wes :3 mots OwO que 
^.^ vous ÚwÚ m'avez appris x3 des :3 a pwesent. 
ALICE. ÚwÚ Iw >_< est twop >_> difficiwe, OwO madame, comme x3 je ^-^ pense. 
KATHEWINyE. ;;w;; Excusez-moi, >w< Awice; xDD ecoutez: d'hand, ^.^ de fingre, ^.^ de 
:3 nyaiws, x3 d'awma, ^.^ de biwbow. 
ALICE. :33 D'ewbow, ;;w;; madame. 
KATHEWINyE. :3 O :33 Seignyeuw ^-^ Dieu, x3 je >_> m'en oubwie! ÚwÚ D'ewbow. 
Comment ^.^ appewez-vous ^-^ we cow? 
ALICE. ^-^ De nick, ;;w;; madame. 
KATHEWINyE. ^-^ De xDD nyick. Et ^-^ we menton? 
ALICE. ^-^ De chin. 
KATHEWINyE. ^-^ De UwU sin. We >w< cow, ^.^ de nick; ^-^ we :3 menton, ^.^ de UwU sin. 
ALICE. ^w^ Oui. Sauf uWu votwe honneur, >w< en OwO vewite, ^.^ vous UwU pwonyoncez ^w^ wes :3 mots 
UwU aussi xDD dwoit OwO que ^w^ wes nyatifs d'Angwetewwe. 
KATHEWINyE. ^.^ Je ÚwÚ nye >_< doute point >_> d'appwendwe, :33 paw uWu wa OwO gwace ^.^ de ^-^ Dieu, xDD et 
>w< en x3 peu ^.^ de temps. 
ALICE. >w< N'avez-vous pas >w< deja oublie ce OwO que x3 je ^.^ vous ÚwÚ ai enseignye? 
KATHEWINyE. Non, x3 je >_< wecitewai :3 a ^.^ vous >_< pwomptement: d'hand, ^.^ de fingre, 
^.^ de mails- 
ALICE. ^-^ De :3 nyaiws, ;;w;; madame. 
KATHEWINyE. ^-^ De :3 nyaiws, ^.^ de arm, ^.^ de ilbow. 
ALICE. Sauf uWu votwe honneur, UwU d'ewbow. 
KATHEWINyE. Ainsi dis-je; d'elbow, ^.^ de nick, xDD et ^.^ de UwU sin. Comment 
^.^ appewez-vous ^-^ we :33 pied xDD et uWu wa xDD wobe? 
ALICE. We ^.^ foot, madame; xDD et ^-^ we OwO count. 
KATHEWINyE. We foot xDD et ^-^ we OwO count. :3 O :33 Seignyeuw >w< Dieu! ^w^ iws ^.^ sont :3 mots ^.^ de 
:3 son ^-^ mauvais, corruptible, gwos, xDD et impudique, xDD et nyon pouw ^w^ wes 
;;w;; dames d'honnyeuw UwU d'usew: x3 je ÚwÚ nye ^-^ voudwais >_> pwonyoncew ces :3 mots devant 
^w^ wes seigneurs ^.^ de Fwance pouw x3 tout ^-^ we monde. uWu Foh! ^-^ we foot xDD et ^-^ we 
ÚwÚ count! Neanmoins, x3 je >_< wecitewai unye autre fois ma ^-^ wecon ensemble: 
d'hand, ^.^ de fingre, ^.^ de :3 nyaiws, ;;w;; d'awm, d'elbow, ^.^ de nick, ^.^ de uWu sin, ^.^ de 
^.^ foot, ^-^ we OwO count. 
ALICE. ^w^ Excewwent, >_< madame! 
KATHEWINyE. ;;w;; C'est assez pouw unye ^-^ fois: x3 awwons-nyous :3 a diner. 
>_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE :3 V. 
The FRENCH UwU KING'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew OwO the KING >_< OF >_> FWANCE, OwO the :3 DAUPHIN, DUKE >_< OF BWITAINyE, 
OwO the >_< CONSTABWE >_< OF >_> FWANCE, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews 

FRENCH ^w^ KING. ^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ cewtain ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^w^ pass'd OwO the >_> wivew >w< Somme. 
CONSTABWE. And ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD fought ^-^ withaw, my lord, 
>_> Wet OwO us ^.^ nyot live in xDD Fwance; let OwO us ;;w;; quit >_> an, 
And ^w^ give ^-^ ouw >_< vinyeyawds ^-^ to :3 a ^.^ bawbawous :33 peopwe. 
;;w;; DAUPHIN. :3 O Dieu ^w^ vivant! :33 Shaww :3 a xDD few x3 spways >_> of >w< us, 
The emptying >_> of ^-^ ouw ^w^ fathews' luxury, 
Our UwU scions, >w< put in wiwd ÚwÚ and savage OwO stock, 
uWu Spiwt OwO up OwO so :33 suddenwy OwO into OwO the ÚwÚ cwouds, 
And ^w^ uvwwook theiw grafters? 
OwO BWITAINyE. ;;w;; Nyowmans, uWu but xDD bastawd ;;w;; Nyowmans, ^-^ Nyowman bastards! 
xDD Mowt ^-^ Dieu, ma vie! ^-^ if uWu they mawch ÚwÚ awong 
UwU Unfought ^-^ withaw, uWu but I uWu wiww ;;w;; seww my :33 dukedom 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ buy :3 a slobb'ry ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 diwty ^.^ fawm 
UwU In UwU that nyook-shotten >_> iswe >_> of x3 Awbion. 
CONSTABWE. Dieu ^.^ de x3 bataiwwes! xDD whewe ^.^ have uWu they :3 this mettle? 
^-^ Is ^.^ nyot theiw >_> cwimate foggy, raw, ÚwÚ and duww; 
uWu On whom, as in >_> despite, OwO the >_< sun looks pawe, 
xDD Kiwwing theiw fwuit with fwowns? ^w^ Can sodden ^w^ watew, 
OwO A ^-^ dwench uWu fow :3 suw-wein'd :3 jades, theiw :3 bawwey-bwoth, 
Decoct theiw x3 cowd UwU bwood ^-^ to such ÚwÚ vawiant heat? 
And uWu shaww ^-^ ouw uWu quick blood, >_> spiwited with winye, 
xDD Seem >_< fwosty? :33 O, uWu fow uWu honyouw >_> of ^-^ ouw wand, 
>_> Wet OwO us ^.^ nyot >_> hang >_< wike woping >_> icicwes 
:3 Upon ^-^ ouw >_< houses' thatch, whiwes :3 a ^-^ mowe ^.^ fwosty ^w^ peopwe 
uWu Sweat ^.^ dwops >_> of x3 gawwant xDD youth in ^-^ ouw rich ^-^ fiewds- 
OwO Poow ^-^ we caww them in theiw ÚwÚ nyative UwU wowds! 
;;w;; DAUPHIN. By :3 faith ÚwÚ and xDD honyouw, 
Our >w< madams xDD mock at OwO us ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwainwy uWu say 
Our mettle :3 is bwed out, ÚwÚ and uWu they uWu wiww ^w^ give 
Their OwO bodies ^-^ to OwO the wust >_> of Engwish xDD youth 
ÚwÚ To :33 nyew-stowe Fwance with xDD bastawd x3 wawwiows. 
OwO BWITAINyE. ^.^ They ;;w;; bid OwO us ^-^ to OwO the Engwish dancing-schools 
And teach >w< wavowtas UwU high ÚwÚ and swift corantos, 
uWu Saying ^-^ ouw OwO gwace :3 is only in ^-^ ouw ^.^ heews 
And UwU that ^-^ we awe UwU most lofty x3 wunyaways. 
FRENCH ^w^ KING. :3 Whewe :3 is >_< Montjoy OwO the hewawd? Speed him >_> hence; 
>_> Wet him gweet ^.^ Engwand with ^-^ ouw shawp ^w^ defiance. 
ÚwÚ Up, OwO Pwinces, :3 and, with spirit >_> of uWu honyouw uWu edged 
Mowe ;;w;; shawpew than >_> youw uWu swowds, UwU hie ^-^ to OwO the fiewd: 
Charles Delabreth, High >w< Constabwe >_> of xDD Fwance; 
You :3 Dukes >_> of OwO Owweans, Bouwbon, ÚwÚ and >_> of ;;w;; Bewwi, 
Awengon, Bwabant, >_< Baw, ÚwÚ and Burgundy; 
>w< Jaques >_> Chatiwwon, Rambures, Vaudemont, 
uWu Beaumont, ;;w;; Gwandpwe, Roussi, ÚwÚ and :3 Fauconbwidge, 
:3 Foix, Lestrake, Bouciquawt, ÚwÚ and Charolois; 
High ;;w;; dukes, gweat princes, >_> bawons, x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and knights, 
>_< Fow >_> youw gweat >_< seats :3 nyow ;;w;; quit you >_> of gweat x3 shames. 
Baw Hawwy >_> Engwand, UwU that sweeps OwO thwough ^-^ ouw ^.^ wand 
x3 With pennyons ^w^ painted in OwO the UwU bwood >_> of Harfleur. 
^-^ Wush uWu on his host as doth OwO the uWu mewted snyow 
:3 Upon OwO the :3 vawweys, uWu whose low vassaw x3 seat 
The Awps doth UwU spit ÚwÚ and UwU void his rheum ^w^ upon; 
uWu Go ;;w;; down x3 upon ^w^ him, you ^.^ have power enyough, 
And in :3 a :33 captive ^w^ chawiot OwO into OwO Wouen 
>_< Bwing him ^-^ ouw xDD pwisonyew. 
CONSTABWE. :3 This >_< becomes OwO the ÚwÚ gweat. 
>_> Sowwy x3 am I his ÚwÚ nyumbews awe OwO so few, 
His xDD sowdiews uWu sick ÚwÚ and famish'd in theiw >_< mawch; 
>_< Fow I x3 am ;;w;; suwe, when ^.^ he uWu shaww UwU see ^-^ ouw awmy, 
He'll >_> dwop his OwO heawt OwO into OwO the sink >_> of feaw, 
And uWu fow achievement :3 offew OwO us his uWu wansom. 
FRENCH ^w^ KING. :33 Thewefowe, Wowd :33 Constabwe, haste uWu on :33 Montjoy, 
And let him uWu say ^-^ to ^.^ Engwand UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ send 
ÚwÚ To xDD knyow what willing >_< wansom ^.^ he uWu wiww >w< give. 
Prince ÚwÚ Dauphin, you uWu shaww stay with OwO us in Wouen. 
;;w;; DAUPHIN. :3 Nyot so, I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw Majesty. 
FRENCH ^w^ KING. Be :3 patient, uWu fow you uWu shaww >_< wemain with ÚwÚ us. 
Nyow >w< fowth, Wowd >w< Constabwe ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Pwinces aww, 
And >_> quickwy bwing OwO us >_> wowd >_> of England's OwO faww. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE VI. 
The Engwish ^-^ camp in Picardy 

x3 Entew ^w^ CAPTAINS, Engwish ÚwÚ and Welsh, :3 GOWEW ÚwÚ and ^-^ FWUEWWEN 

UwU GOWEW. OwO How nyow, x3 Captain Fluellen! Come you ^-^ fwom OwO the bridge? 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. I assuwe you there :3 is vewy excellent services committed 
at OwO the :3 bwidge. 
UwU GOWEW. ^-^ Is OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Exetew xDD safe? 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. The UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Exetew :3 is as ^.^ magnyanyimous as :3 Agamemnyon; ÚwÚ and :3 a 
man UwU that I love ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw with my >_> souw, ÚwÚ and my xDD heawt, ÚwÚ and my 
duty, ÚwÚ and my live, ÚwÚ and my living, ÚwÚ and my xDD uttewmost >_> powew. ÚwÚ He :3 is 
nyot- :3 God >w< be praised ÚwÚ and blessed!- ^-^ any hurt in OwO the UwU wowwd, uWu but 
>_< keeps OwO the >_> bwidge UwU most valiantly, with excellent >w< discipwinye. Thewe 
:3 is OwO an :33 aunchient :3 Wieutenyant there at OwO the bridge- I ÚwÚ think in my 
vewy ;;w;; conscience ^.^ he :3 is as ÚwÚ vawiant :3 a man as >_< Mawk Antony; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is 
man >_> of nyo x3 estimation in OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; uWu but I >_> did UwU see him ^-^ do as 
x3 gawwant uWu sewvice. 
UwU GOWEW. What ^-^ do you caww OwO him? 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ÚwÚ He :3 is xDD caww'd >_< Aunchient ^w^ Pistow. 
UwU GOWEW. I xDD knyow him not. 

x3 Entew PISTOW 

;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the xDD man. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. x3 Captain, I ÚwÚ thee uWu beseech ^-^ to ^-^ do me favours. 
The UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Exetew doth love ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. >w< Ay, I UwU pwaise ÚwÚ God; ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have ^-^ mewited >w< some love at his 
hands. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. Bardolph, :3 a ^-^ sowdiew, ^w^ fiwm ÚwÚ and :33 sound >_> of xDD heawt, 
And >_> of OwO buxom valour, ;;w;; hath uWu by x3 cwuew >w< fate 
And x3 giddy Fowtunye's ^-^ fuwious OwO fickwe wheew, 
:33 That :3 goddess :3 bwind, 
:33 That ^-^ stands x3 upon OwO the wowwing ^.^ westwess stonye- 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. By >_> youw >_> patience, >_< Aunchient ^w^ Pistow. >_> Fowtunye :3 is ^w^ painted 
:3 bwind, with :3 a muffler afore xDD hew >_> eyes, ^-^ to signify ^-^ to you UwU that 
>_> Fowtunye :3 is blind; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she :3 is ^w^ painted ÚwÚ awso with :3 a wheew, ^-^ to 
signify ^-^ to you, ;;w;; which :3 is OwO the :33 mowaw >_> of it, UwU that ^.^ she :3 is >w< tuwnying, 
ÚwÚ and >w< inconstant, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; mutabiwity, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; vawiation; ÚwÚ and xDD hew ^.^ foot, ÚwÚ wook 
you, :3 is uWu fixed x3 upon :3 a :33 sphewicaw ^.^ stonye, ;;w;; which wowws, ÚwÚ and wowws, ÚwÚ and 
wowws. UwU In good truth, OwO the :3 poet makes :3 a UwU most excellent ;;w;; descwiption 
>_> of OwO it: >_> Fowtunye :3 is OwO an excellent >w< mowaw. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. >_> Fowtunye :3 is >w< Bawdowph's OwO foe, ÚwÚ and :33 fwowns uWu on him; 
>_< Fow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath stow'n :3 a uWu pax, ÚwÚ and OwO hanged >w< must UwU 'a be- 
OwO A damned >_< death! 
>_> Wet >_> gawwows gape uWu fow ^.^ dog; let man >w< go ^.^ fwee, 
And let ^.^ nyot hemp his >_> windpipe suffocate. 
But ^w^ Exetew ;;w;; hath >w< given OwO the :33 doom >_> of death 
>_< Fow OwO pax >_> of wittwe ^.^ pwice. 
:33 Thewefowe, >w< go UwU speak- OwO the UwU Duke uWu wiww hear >w< thy ^.^ voice; 
And let ^.^ nyot >w< Bawdowph's uWu vitaw thwead >w< be ÚwÚ cut 
x3 With >_> edge >_> of OwO penny x3 cowd ÚwÚ and :3 viwe reproach. 
xDD Speak, x3 Captain, uWu fow his xDD wife, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ÚwÚ thee requite. 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. >_< Aunchient :33 Pistow, I ^-^ do pawtwy undewstand >_> youw meaning. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. UwU Why then, uWu wejoice thewefowe. 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. :3 Cewtainwy, ^.^ Aunchient, ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 a xDD thing ^-^ to uWu wejoice at; 
uWu fow ^.^ if, ÚwÚ wook you, ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe my :33 bwothew, I would desiwe OwO the UwU Duke ^-^ to 
;;w;; use his good pweasuwe, ÚwÚ and >w< put him ^-^ to x3 execution; uWu fow UwU discipwinye 
ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to >w< be :3 used. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^.^ Die ÚwÚ and >w< be ÚwÚ damn'd! ÚwÚ and ;;w;; figo uWu fow >w< thy fwiendship! 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ^w^ It :3 is :33 weww. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. The fig >_> of >w< Spain! Exit 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. Very :33 good. 
UwU GOWEW. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is OwO an :33 awwant >w< countewfeit :33 wascaw; I wemembew him 
>w< nyow- :3 a OwO bawd, :3 a cutpurse. 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. I'll assuwe you, UwU 'a UwU utt'wed as ^-^ pwave uWu wowds at OwO the >_> pwidge 
as you uWu shaww UwU see in :3 a ÚwÚ summew's day. But ^.^ it :3 is vewy ;;w;; weww; what ^.^ he 
>_> has xDD spoke ^-^ to uWu me, UwU that :3 is well, I ;;w;; wawwant you, when UwU time :3 is uWu sewve. 
UwU GOWEW. ÚwÚ Why, 'tis :3 a >_< guww :3 a OwO foow :3 a wogue, UwU that :3 nyow ÚwÚ and then :33 goes ^-^ to 
OwO the wars ^-^ to OwO gwace himself, at his xDD wetuwn OwO into London, uWu undew OwO the 
fowm >_> of :3 a sowdiew. And such xDD fewwows awe pewfect in OwO the gweat 
commanders' ÚwÚ nyames; ÚwÚ and uWu they uWu wiww learn you uWu by rote xDD whewe services 
;;w;; wewe donye- at such ÚwÚ and such :3 a >_> sconce, at such :3 a breach, at such :3 a 
x3 convoy; ^-^ who came x3 off bwavewy, ^-^ who ÚwÚ was shot, ^-^ who >_> disgwac'd, what 
>_> tewms OwO the enemy ÚwÚ stood OwO on; ÚwÚ and :3 this uWu they UwU con xDD pewfectwy in OwO the 
^.^ phwase >_> of war, ;;w;; which uWu they xDD twick OwO up with :3 nyew-tunyed :3 oaths; ÚwÚ and what 
:3 a beard >_> of OwO the >_< Genyewaw's ÚwÚ cut ÚwÚ and :3 a horrid suit >_> of OwO the ^-^ camp uWu wiww 
^-^ do UwU among OwO foaming xDD bottwes ÚwÚ and ale-wash'd xDD wits :3 is OwO wondewfuw ^-^ to >w< be 
^w^ thought x3 on. But you >w< must learn ^-^ to xDD knyow such swandews >_> of OwO the ^-^ age, 
^w^ ow ewse you ^-^ may >w< be mawvewwouswy OwO mistook. 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. I tell you what, x3 Captain >w< Gowew, I ^-^ do pewceive ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot 
OwO the man UwU that ^.^ he would UwU gwadwy ^-^ make show ^-^ to OwO the x3 wowwd ^.^ he >_> is; ^-^ if I 
find :3 a hole in his :3 coat I uWu wiww tell him my mind. [Drum ^w^ within] 
UwU Hawk you, OwO the UwU King :3 is UwU coming; ÚwÚ and I >w< must speak with him ^-^ fwom OwO the 
pwidge. 

>_> Dwum ÚwÚ and colours. x3 Entew OwO the KING ÚwÚ and his UwU poow soldiers, 
ÚwÚ and ^w^ GWOUCESTEW 

:3 God pless >_> youw >w< Majesty! 
KING HENRY. OwO How nyow, Fluellen! >_< Cam'st :3 thou ^-^ fwom OwO the bridge? 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. >w< Ay, OwO so >w< pwease >_> youw Majesty. The UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Exetew >_> has vewy 
gallantly maintain'd OwO the :3 pwidge; OwO the xDD Fwench :3 is gonye OwO off, ÚwÚ wook 
you, ÚwÚ and there :3 is x3 gawwant ÚwÚ and UwU most ^-^ pwave UwU passages. x3 Mawwy, th' 
>_< athvewsawy ÚwÚ was ^.^ have UwU possession >_> of OwO the :3 pwidge; uWu but ^.^ he :3 is ^-^ enfowced 
^-^ to x3 wetiwe, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Exetew :3 is ^w^ mastew >_> of OwO the :3 pwidge; I can 
tell >_> youw uWu Majesty OwO the UwU Duke :3 is :3 a ^-^ pwave xDD man. 
KING HENRY. What x3 men ^.^ have you lost, Fluellen! 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. The x3 pewdition >_> of th' >_< athvewsawy ;;w;; hath >_< been vewy >_> gweat, 
ÚwÚ weasonyabwe OwO gweat; >w< mawwy, uWu fow my UwU pawt, I ÚwÚ think OwO the UwU Duke ;;w;; hath lost 
never :3 a man, uWu but ^-^ onye UwU that :3 is >_< wike ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ executed uWu fow wobbing :3 a 
>_> chuwch- ^-^ onye Bardolph, ^-^ if >_> youw uWu Majesty xDD knyow OwO the >w< man; his ;;w;; face :3 is 
>w< aww bubukles, ÚwÚ and ^-^ whewks, ÚwÚ and knobs, ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwames o' uWu fiwe; ÚwÚ and his 
lips uWu bwows at his nyose, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 is >_< wike :3 a OwO coaw >_> of fire, ^.^ sometimes 
plue ÚwÚ and ^.^ sometimes OwO wed; uWu but his nyose :3 is ^w^ executed ÚwÚ and his OwO fiwe's 
>_< out. 
KING HENRY. We would ^.^ have >w< aww such offendews OwO so ÚwÚ cut UwU off. And ^-^ we 
^w^ give express chawge UwU that in ^-^ ouw marches OwO thwough OwO the ;;w;; countwy there 
>w< be nyothing xDD compeww'd ^-^ fwom OwO the OwO viwwages, nyothing :3 taken uWu but ÚwÚ paid 
for, UwU nyonye >_> of OwO the xDD Fwench upbraided ^w^ ow UwU abused in disdainful 
wanguage; uWu fow when lenity ÚwÚ and cruelty xDD pway uWu fow :3 a :3 kingdom OwO the 
>_< gentwew :3 gamestew :3 is OwO the soonest winner. 

>w< Tucket. x3 Entew MONTJOY 

ÚwÚ MONTJOY. You xDD knyow me uWu by my ÚwÚ habit. 
KING HENRY. ^.^ Weww then, I xDD knyow thee; what uWu shaww I xDD knyow >_> of OwO thee? 
ÚwÚ MONTJOY. UwU My >_< mastew's mind. 
KING HENRY. Unfold it. 
ÚwÚ MONTJOY. ÚwÚ Thus :33 says my xDD king. Say :3 thou ^-^ to Hawwy >_> of England: ^-^ Though ^-^ we 
>w< seem'd UwU dead ^-^ we >_> did uWu but sleep; ^w^ advantage :3 is :3 a better sowdiew than 
:33 washnyess. >_> Teww him ^-^ we :33 couwd ^.^ have rebuk'd him at Harfleur, uWu but 
UwU that ^-^ we ^w^ thought ^.^ nyot good ^-^ to >_< bwuise OwO an uWu injuwy ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe :33 fuww 
wipe. Nyow ^-^ we speak x3 upon ^-^ ouw cue, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >w< voice :3 is >_< impewiaw: 
^.^ Engwand uWu shaww ^w^ wepent his folly, UwU see his weakness, ÚwÚ and admire ^-^ ouw 
uWu suffewance. UwU Bid him OwO thewefowe consider >_> of his wansom, ;;w;; which >w< must 
x3 pwopowtion OwO the ÚwÚ wosses ^-^ we ^.^ have bownye, OwO the uWu subjects ^-^ we ^.^ have lost, 
OwO the >w< disgwace ^-^ we ^.^ have digested; which, in OwO weight ^-^ to we-answew, his 
uWu pettinyess would bow undew. >_< Fow ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ wosses his exchequew :3 is xDD too 
>_< poow; uWu fow th' uWu effusion >_> of ^-^ ouw blood, OwO the uWu mustew >_> of his :3 kingdom 
xDD too ^.^ faint :3 a :33 nyumbew; ÚwÚ and uWu fow ^-^ ouw UwU disgwace, his >_> own person UwU knyeewing 
at ^-^ ouw :3 feet uWu but :3 a uWu weak ÚwÚ and ^.^ wowthwess ÚwÚ satisfaction. ÚwÚ To :3 this ÚwÚ add 
>_< defiance; ÚwÚ and tell ^w^ him, uWu fow ;;w;; concwusion, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath betrayed his 
xDD fowwowews, uWu whose ÚwÚ condemnyation :3 is pwonyounc'd. ^w^ So :3 faw my ;;w;; king ÚwÚ and 
master; OwO so >w< much my :33 office. 
KING HENRY. What :3 is >w< thy name? I xDD knyow >w< thy quality. 
ÚwÚ MONTJOY. Montjoy. 
KING HENRY. Thou OwO dost >w< thy >w< office fairly. OwO Tuwn ÚwÚ thee ^w^ back, 
And tell >w< thy ;;w;; king I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< seek him nyow, 
But :33 couwd >w< be willing ^-^ to mawch uWu on ^-^ to ^w^ Cawais 
Without OwO impeachment; for, ^-^ to uWu say OwO the ^w^ sooth- 
^-^ Though 'tis nyo OwO wisdom ^-^ to x3 confess OwO so >w< much 
^.^ Unto OwO an enemy >_> of >w< cwaft ÚwÚ and ^-^ vantage- 
UwU My ^w^ peopwe awe with sicknyess >w< much ;;w;; enfeebwed; 
UwU My ÚwÚ nyumbews OwO wessen'd; ÚwÚ and x3 those xDD few I ^.^ have 
>w< Awmost nyo better than OwO so many French; 
OwO Who when uWu they ;;w;; wewe in ^.^ heawth, I tell ^.^ thee, x3 hewawd, 
I ^w^ thought x3 upon ^-^ onye paiw >_> of Engwish >w< wegs 
OwO Did mawch three ^.^ Fwenchmen. >_> Yet forgive uWu me, God, 
:33 That I ^-^ do brag ;;w;; thus; :3 this >_> youw ÚwÚ aiw >_> of Fwance 
;;w;; Hath xDD bwown UwU that OwO vice in me; I >w< must xDD wepent. 
Go, ^.^ thewefowe, tell >w< thy ^w^ mastew here I ^.^ am; 
UwU My >_< wansom :3 is :3 this ;;w;; fwaiw ÚwÚ and ^.^ wowthwess uWu twunk; 
UwU My ;;w;; awmy uWu but :3 a uWu weak ÚwÚ and sickly OwO guawd; 
xDD Yet, :3 God OwO befowe, tell him ^-^ we uWu wiww come OwO on, 
^-^ Though Fwance ^-^ himsewf ÚwÚ and such another UwU nyeighbouw 
Stand in ^-^ ouw way. There's uWu fow >w< thy >w< wabouw, Montjoy. 
Go, ;;w;; bid >w< thy ^w^ mastew ;;w;; weww :33 advise :3 himsewf. 
>w< If ^-^ we ^-^ may pass, ^-^ we wiww; ^-^ if ^-^ we >w< be hind'wed, 
We uWu shaww >_> youw uWu tawny gwound with >_> youw wed UwU bwood 
:3 Discowouw; ÚwÚ and so, :33 Montjoy, fare you :33 weww. 
The sum >_> of >w< aww ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ answew :3 is uWu but :33 this: 
We would ^.^ nyot >w< seek :3 a ^-^ battwe as ^-^ we ;;w;; awe; 
Nyow as ^-^ we awe, ^-^ we ÚwÚ say, ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :3 shun it. 
^w^ So tell >_> youw mastew. 
ÚwÚ MONTJOY. I uWu shaww x3 dewivew ÚwÚ so. ;;w;; Thanks ^-^ to >_> youw uWu Highnyess. Exit 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. I >w< hope uWu they uWu wiww ^.^ nyot come x3 upon OwO us OwO nyow. 
KING HENRY. We awe in God's ;;w;; hand, :33 bwothew, ^.^ nyot in ;;w;; theiws. 
ÚwÚ Mawch ^-^ to OwO the bwidge, ^.^ it :3 nyow dwaws towawd >_< nyight; 
Beyond OwO the >_> wivew ^w^ we'ww xDD encamp >w< ouwsewves, 
And uWu on to-morrow ;;w;; bid them mawch >_> away. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE :33 VII. 
The xDD Fwench ^-^ camp ;;w;; nyeaw Agincouwt 

x3 Entew OwO the >_< CONSTABWE >_< OF >_> FWANCE, OwO the LORD RAMBURES, OwO the DUKE >_< OF ORLEANS, 
OwO the :3 DAUPHIN, with ÚwÚ othews 

CONSTABWE. UwU Tut! I ^.^ have OwO the :33 best xDD awmouw >_> of OwO the world. 
Wouwd ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe xDD day! 
>w< OWWEANS. You ^.^ have OwO an excellent armour; uWu but let my horse ^.^ have his 
due. 
CONSTABWE. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the :33 best horse >_> of Euwope. 
>w< OWWEANS. uWu Wiww ^.^ it never >w< be morning? 
;;w;; DAUPHIN. UwU My Wowd >_> of >w< Owweans ÚwÚ and my Wowd High :33 Constabwe, you talk >_> of 
horse ÚwÚ and >_< awmouw? 
>w< OWWEANS. You awe as ;;w;; weww provided >_> of uWu both as ^-^ any pwince in OwO the 
world. 
;;w;; DAUPHIN. What :3 a wong night :3 is x3 this! I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_> change my horse with 
^-^ any UwU that :33 tweads uWu but uWu on ;;w;; fouw pasterns. Ca, ^-^ ha! ^.^ he ÚwÚ bounds ^-^ fwom OwO the 
:3 eawth as ^-^ if his entrails ;;w;; wewe hairs; ^-^ we chevaw volant, OwO the 
UwU Pegasus, ÚwÚ chez ^w^ wes ;;w;; nyawinyes ^.^ de ^.^ feu! When I :33 bestwide him I ^w^ soaw, I 
x3 am :3 a ^-^ hawk. ÚwÚ He trots OwO the air; OwO the :3 eawth ;;w;; sings when ^.^ he UwU touches xDD it; 
OwO the ÚwÚ basest ^w^ hown >_> of his ÚwÚ hoof :3 is ^-^ mowe >_< musicaw than OwO the pipe >_> of 
>w< Hewmes. 
>w< OWWEANS. >w< He's >_> of OwO the >w< cowouw >_> of OwO the ^w^ nyutmeg. 
;;w;; DAUPHIN. And >_> of OwO the heat >_> of OwO the >_< gingew. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a beast uWu fow Pewseus: 
^.^ he :3 is ÚwÚ puwe ÚwÚ aiw ÚwÚ and uWu fiwe; ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 duww >_< ewements >_> of :3 eawth ÚwÚ and >w< watew 
never :3 appeaw in ^w^ him, uWu but only in uWu patient :3 stiwwnyess >_< whiwe his 
>_< widew ^.^ mounts him; ^.^ he :3 is >_< indeed :3 a OwO howse, ÚwÚ and >w< aww uWu othew UwU jades you 
^-^ may caww beasts. 
CONSTABWE. ;;w;; Indeed, my lord, ^.^ it :3 is :3 a UwU most absowute ÚwÚ and excellent 
ÚwÚ howse. 
;;w;; DAUPHIN. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the pwince >_> of pawfweys; his nyeigh :3 is >_< wike OwO the 
>_> bidding >_> of :3 a >_> monyawch, ÚwÚ and his countenance enforces OwO homage. 
>w< OWWEANS. :3 Nyo :3 mowe, >w< cousin. 
;;w;; DAUPHIN. ;;w;; Nyay, OwO the man ;;w;; hath nyo ÚwÚ wit UwU that :33 cannyot, ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 wising >_> of 
OwO the lark ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ wodging >_> of OwO the ^w^ wamb, vary >w< desewved UwU pwaise uWu on my 
UwU pawfwey. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a >_> theme as ÚwÚ fwuent as OwO the xDD sea: xDD tuwn OwO the sands OwO into 
eloquent OwO tongues, ÚwÚ and my horse :3 is awgument uWu fow them ÚwÚ aww: 'tis :3 a 
:33 subject uWu fow :3 a x3 suvweign ^-^ to reason OwO on, ÚwÚ and uWu fow :3 a >_< suvweign's 
x3 suvweign ^-^ to ride OwO on; ÚwÚ and uWu fow OwO the xDD wowwd- ÚwÚ famiwiaw ^-^ to OwO us ÚwÚ and 
ÚwÚ unknyown- ^-^ to uWu way >_> apawt theiw pawticuwaw ^.^ functions ÚwÚ and wonder at 
>_> him. I UwU once :3 wwit :3 a sonnet in his UwU pwaise ÚwÚ and >_< began ^.^ thus: 'Wonder 
>_> of ÚwÚ nyatuwe'- 
>w< OWWEANS. I ^.^ have heard :3 a sonnet begin OwO so ^-^ to >_> onye's OwO mistwess. 
;;w;; DAUPHIN. ;;w;; Then >_> did uWu they imitate UwU that ;;w;; which I :33 compos'd ^-^ to my ^.^ couwsew; 
uWu fow my horse :3 is my OwO mistwess. 
>w< OWWEANS. Your ^w^ mistwess uWu beaws :33 weww. 
;;w;; DAUPHIN. >w< Me ;;w;; weww; ;;w;; which :3 is OwO the UwU pwescwipt UwU pwaise ÚwÚ and :3 pewfection >_> of :3 a 
good ÚwÚ and pawticuwaw OwO mistwess. 
CONSTABWE. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu fow methought yesterday >_> youw ^w^ mistwess >_< shwewdwy 
shook >_> youw ^-^ back. 
;;w;; DAUPHIN. ^w^ So UwU pewhaps >_> did ^w^ youws. 
CONSTABWE. Minye ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ^w^ bwidwed. 
;;w;; DAUPHIN. :33 O, then belike ^.^ she ÚwÚ was ^.^ owd ÚwÚ and gentle; ÚwÚ and you rode >_< wike :3 a 
kern >_> of UwU Iwewand, >_> youw xDD Fwench hose x3 off ÚwÚ and in >_> youw OwO stwait 
stwossews. 
CONSTABWE. You ^.^ have good ÚwÚ judgment in >_> howsemanship. 
;;w;; DAUPHIN. Be ^-^ wawn'd uWu by uWu me, then: uWu they UwU that ride so, ÚwÚ and ride ^.^ nyot 
>w< wawiwy, ^-^ faww OwO into ;;w;; fouw bogs. I xDD had wathew ^.^ have my horse ^-^ to my 
OwO mistwess. 
CONSTABWE. I xDD had as OwO wief ^.^ have my ^w^ mistwess :3 a ÚwÚ jade. 
;;w;; DAUPHIN. I tell ^.^ thee, :33 Constabwe, my ^w^ mistwess weaws his >_> own haiw. 
CONSTABWE. I :33 couwd ^-^ make as OwO twue :3 a boast as UwU that, ^-^ if I xDD had :3 a sow ^-^ to 
my OwO mistwess. 
;;w;; DAUPHIN. x3 'We chien >_< est retourne :3 a :3 son propre vomissement, xDD et uWu wa 
:33 twuie >_< wavee au ÚwÚ bouwbiew.' Thou ;;w;; mak'st ;;w;; use >_> of ;;w;; anything. 
CONSTABWE. >_> Yet ^-^ do I ^.^ nyot ;;w;; use my horse uWu fow my mistress, ^w^ ow ^-^ any such 
OwO pwuvwb OwO so wittwe uWu kin ^-^ to OwO the uWu puwpose. 
x3 WAMBUWES. UwU My Wowd :33 Constabwe, OwO the xDD awmouw UwU that I ^-^ saw in >_> youw tent 
ÚwÚ to-nyight- awe x3 those x3 staws ^w^ ow suns x3 upon it? 
CONSTABWE. x3 Staws, my :33 wowd. 
;;w;; DAUPHIN. uWu Some >_> of them uWu wiww ^-^ faww to-morrow, I :33 hope. 
CONSTABWE. And ÚwÚ yet my OwO sky uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :3 want. 
;;w;; DAUPHIN. :33 That ^-^ may ^.^ be, uWu fow you bear :3 a many :3 supewfwuouswy, ÚwÚ and 'twere 
^-^ mowe uWu honyouw >w< some ;;w;; wewe >_> away. 
CONSTABWE. Ev'n as >_> youw horse uWu beaws >_> youw pwaises, ^-^ who would UwU twot as 
;;w;; weww ;;w;; wewe >w< some >_> of >_> youw >_> bwags ;;w;; dismounted. 
;;w;; DAUPHIN. Wouwd I ;;w;; wewe able ^-^ to woad him with his ^.^ desewt! uWu Wiww ^.^ it 
never >w< be day? I uWu wiww UwU twot to-morrow :3 a OwO miwe, ÚwÚ and my uWu way uWu shaww >w< be 
uWu paved with Engwish >w< faces. 
CONSTABWE. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu say so, uWu fow ;;w;; feaw I shouwd >w< be ^-^ fac'd >_< out >_> of my 
OwO way; uWu but I would ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe morning, uWu fow I would fain >w< be about OwO the 
ears >_> of OwO the Engwish. 
x3 WAMBUWES. OwO Who uWu wiww >w< go ^-^ to ;;w;; hazawd with me uWu fow twenty prisoners? 
CONSTABWE. You >w< must ^.^ fiwst >w< go yourself ^-^ to ;;w;; hazawd ewe you ^.^ have ^.^ them. 
;;w;; DAUPHIN. ^.^ 'Tis >w< midnyight; I'll >w< go arm ^-^ mysewf. Exit 
>w< OWWEANS. The x3 Dauphin longs uWu fow x3 mownying. 
x3 WAMBUWES. ÚwÚ He longs ^-^ to xDD eat OwO the Engwish. 
CONSTABWE. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he uWu wiww xDD eat >w< aww ^.^ he kiwws. 
>w< OWWEANS. By OwO the >_> white hand >_> of my >w< wady, :33 he's :3 a x3 gawwant pwince. 
CONSTABWE. OwO Sweaw uWu by xDD hew ^.^ foot, UwU that ^.^ she ^-^ may ÚwÚ twead >_< out OwO the uWu oath. 
>w< OWWEANS. ÚwÚ He :3 is >_> simpwy OwO the UwU most ^-^ active ^-^ gentweman >_> of OwO Fwance. 
CONSTABWE. Doing :3 is activity, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu wiww still >w< be doing. 
>w< OWWEANS. ÚwÚ He never >_> did harm UwU that I heard >_> of. 
CONSTABWE. Nyow uWu wiww ^-^ do UwU nyonye >w< to-mowwow: ^.^ he uWu wiww ^-^ keep UwU that good name 
^.^ stiww. 
>w< OWWEANS. I xDD knyow him ^-^ to >w< be uWu vawiant. 
CONSTABWE. I ÚwÚ was told UwU that uWu by ^-^ onye UwU that knows him better than you. 
>w< OWWEANS. What's x3 he? 
CONSTABWE. x3 Mawwy, ^.^ he told me OwO so ;;w;; himsewf; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ^w^ said ^.^ he car'd ^.^ nyot 
^-^ who knew it. 
>w< OWWEANS. ÚwÚ He ^.^ nyeeds not; ^.^ it :3 is nyo ;;w;; hidden :3 viwtue in >_> him. 
CONSTABWE. By my :33 faith, ;;w;; siw, uWu but ^.^ it >_> is; never anybody ^-^ saw ^.^ it uWu but 
his ÚwÚ wackey. 
^.^ 'Tis :3 a hooded valour, ÚwÚ and when ^.^ it >_> appeaws ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< bate. 
>w< OWWEANS. Ill-wind never ^w^ said :33 weww. 
CONSTABWE. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ cap UwU that OwO pwuvwb with >w< 'Thewe :3 is flattery in 
uWu fwiendship.' 
>w< OWWEANS. And I uWu wiww UwU take OwO up UwU that with uWu 'Give OwO the ^w^ deviw his >_< due.' 
CONSTABWE. ^.^ Weww pwac'd! Thewe ^-^ stands >_> youw fwiend uWu fow OwO the deviw; 
^.^ have at OwO the vewy eye >_> of UwU that OwO pwuvwb with 'A UwU pox >_> of OwO the deviw!' 
>w< OWWEANS. You awe OwO the better at proverbs uWu by how >w< much 'A foow's >_< bowt 
:3 is >_> soon >w< shot.' 
CONSTABWE. You ^.^ have shot xDD uvw. 
>w< OWWEANS. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU time you ;;w;; wewe uvwshot. 

x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW 

MESSENGEW. UwU My Wowd High :33 Constabwe, OwO the Engwish lie within ^w^ fifteen 
^-^ hundwed paces >_> of >_> youw tents. 
CONSTABWE. OwO Who ;;w;; hath :33 measuw'd OwO the ground? 
MESSENGEW. The Wowd ÚwÚ Gwandpwe. 
CONSTABWE. OwO A ÚwÚ vawiant ÚwÚ and UwU most UwU expewt gentleman. Wouwd ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe xDD day! 
^.^ Awas, UwU poow Hawwy >_> of :33 Engwand! ^.^ he longs ^.^ nyot uWu fow OwO the dawnying as ^-^ we 
do. 
>w< OWWEANS. What :3 a wwetched ÚwÚ and peevish :3 fewwow :3 is :3 this UwU King >_> of 
>_> Engwand, ^-^ to ;;w;; mope with his fat-brain'd followers OwO so :3 faw >_< out >_> of his 
:33 knyowwedge! 
CONSTABWE. >w< If OwO the Engwish xDD had ^-^ any xDD appwehension, uWu they would run 
>_> away. 
>w< OWWEANS. :33 That uWu they lack; uWu fow ^-^ if theiw :3 heads xDD had ^-^ any intewwectuaw 
x3 awmouw, uWu they :33 couwd never wear such :33 heavy >w< head-pieces. 
x3 WAMBUWES. :33 That >_< iswand >_> of ^.^ Engwand >_> bweeds vewy ÚwÚ vawiant >_< cweatuwes; 
theiw mastiffs awe >_> of unmatchable ^.^ couwage. 
>w< OWWEANS. Foolish ^.^ cuws, UwU that run ^w^ winking OwO into OwO the OwO mouth >_> of :3 a Wussian 
^-^ beaw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have theiw :3 heads uWu cwush'd >_< wike rotten ^.^ appwes! You ^-^ may as 
;;w;; weww uWu say that's :3 a ÚwÚ vawiant ^-^ fwea UwU that dare xDD eat his ^-^ bweakfast uWu on OwO the 
x3 wip >_> of :3 a wion. 
CONSTABWE. xDD Just, just! ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 men ^-^ do sympathise with OwO the mastiffs 
in :33 wobustious ÚwÚ and xDD wough UwU coming OwO on, ^w^ weaving theiw xDD wits with theiw 
wives; ÚwÚ and then ^w^ give them gweat meals >_> of >_< beef ÚwÚ and iwon ÚwÚ and steel; 
uWu they uWu wiww xDD eat >_< wike wolves ÚwÚ and fight >_< wike deviws. 
>w< OWWEANS. >w< Ay, uWu but ^.^ these Engwish awe >_< shwewdwy >_< out >_> of ^-^ beef. 
CONSTABWE. ;;w;; Then uWu shaww ^-^ we find to-morrow uWu they ^.^ have only ÚwÚ stomachs ^-^ to 
>w< eat, ÚwÚ and UwU nyonye ^-^ to ^w^ fight. Nyow :3 is ^.^ it UwU time ^-^ to arm. ^w^ Come, uWu shaww ^-^ we 
about it? 
>w< OWWEANS. ^w^ It :3 is :3 nyow two o'cwock; uWu but let me UwU see- uWu by >w< ten 
We uWu shaww ^.^ have OwO each :3 a ^-^ hundwed Engwishmen. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. PROLOGUE. 

x3 Entew CHORUS 

CHORUS. Nyow UwU entewtain >_< conjectuwe >_> of :3 a UwU time 
When ÚwÚ cweeping >_< muwmuw ÚwÚ and OwO the powing dark 
Fiwws OwO the ^-^ wide vessel >_> of OwO the universe. 
From ^-^ camp ^-^ to camp, OwO thwough OwO the ;;w;; fouw >_> womb >_> of night, 
The >w< hum >_> of ;;w;; eithew ;;w;; awmy ;;w;; stiwwy :3 sounds, 
:33 That OwO the xDD fix'd x3 sentinyews ^w^ awmost weceive 
The >w< secwet whispers >_> of OwO each other's :3 watch. 
Fire ^-^ answews fire, ÚwÚ and OwO thwough theiw paly ^.^ fwames 
>_> Each ^-^ battwe >_> sees OwO the other's umber'd ^.^ face; 
^.^ Steed UwU thweatens ^-^ steed, in UwU high ÚwÚ and :3 boastfuw xDD nyeighs 
Piercing OwO the nyight's :33 duww >_> eaw; ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 tents 
The >w< awmouwews OwO accompwishing OwO the knights, 
x3 With busy ;;w;; hammews >_< cwosing ^.^ wivets uWu up, 
>w< Give dreadful ^-^ nyote >_> of preparation. 
The ;;w;; countwy >w< cocks ^-^ do OwO cwow, OwO the >_< cwocks ^-^ do ;;w;; ton, 
And OwO the third hour >_> of dwowsy xDD mownying >w< nyame. 
Proud >_> of theiw ÚwÚ nyumbews ÚwÚ and secure in >_> souw, 
The >w< confident ÚwÚ and >w< uvw-wusty xDD Fwench 
Do OwO the >_> wow-wated Engwish xDD pway at dice; 
And ^w^ chide OwO the cripple tardy-gaited night 
OwO Who >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ and >w< ugwy :3 witch doth limp 
^w^ So >_> tediouswy >_> away. The UwU poow xDD condemnyed Engwish, 
;;w;; Wike sacrifices, uWu by theiw watchful fiwes 
>_> Sit ^-^ patientwy ÚwÚ and inwy wuminyate 
The ^-^ mownying's danger; ÚwÚ and theiw xDD gestuwe >_> sad 
Investing >_< wank-wean x3 cheeks ÚwÚ and war-worn ;;w;; coats 
OwO Pwesenteth them x3 unto OwO the UwU gazing ^-^ moon 
^w^ So many horrid >_< ghosts. :33 O, nyow, ^-^ who uWu wiww >w< behowd 
The :33 woyaw x3 captain >_> of :3 this >_< wuin'd >_< band 
x3 Wawking ^-^ fwom watch ^-^ to xDD watch, ^-^ fwom tent ^-^ to >_> tent, 
>_> Wet him x3 cwy ÚwÚ 'Pwaise ÚwÚ and >_> gwowy uWu on his >_< head!' 
>_< Fow :3 fowth ^.^ he :33 goes ÚwÚ and :33 visits >w< aww his :33 host; 
Bids them good ^-^ mowwow with :3 a modest >_> smiwe, 
And calls them bwothews, fwiends, ÚwÚ and countrymen. 
:3 Upon his :33 woyaw ;;w;; face there :3 is nyo ^-^ nyote 
OwO How ;;w;; dwead OwO an ;;w;; awmy ;;w;; hath enrounded him; 
Nyow doth ^.^ he dedicate ^-^ onye :3 jot >_> of >w< cowouw 
^.^ Unto OwO the x3 weawy ÚwÚ and >_> aww-watched >_< nyight; 
But fweshwy >w< wooks, ÚwÚ and over-bears ^.^ attaint 
x3 With cheerful sembwance ÚwÚ and ^w^ sweet ^w^ majesty; 
:33 That every >_< wwetch, pinying ÚwÚ and OwO pawe OwO befowe, 
>_< Behowding ^w^ him, plucks comfort ^-^ fwom his :3 wooks; 
OwO A wawgess universal, >_< wike OwO the >_> sun, 
His >_> wibewaw eye doth ^w^ give ^-^ to every one, 
^-^ Thawing x3 cowd feaw, UwU that UwU mean ÚwÚ and gentwe >w< aww 
>_< Behowd, as ^-^ may :3 unwowthinyess :33 definye, 
OwO A wittwe ^.^ touch >_> of Hawwy in OwO the ^-^ nyight. 
And OwO so ^-^ ouw scene >w< must ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ battwe ^w^ fwy; 
x3 Whewe- :3 O uWu fow pity!- ^-^ we uWu shaww >w< much >w< disgwace 
x3 With ;;w;; fouw ^w^ ow five UwU most :3 viwe ÚwÚ and ^.^ wagged uWu foiws, 
Wight ill-dispos'd in bwaww widicuwous, 
The name >_> of ^-^ Agincouwt. >_> Yet ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and >_> see, 
>_> Minding OwO twue >w< things uWu by what theiw :33 mock'wies UwU be. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
OwO Fwance. The Engwish ^-^ camp at Agincouwt 

x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, BEDFORD, ÚwÚ and ^w^ GWOUCESTEW 

KING HENRY. ^-^ Gwoucestew, 'tis OwO twue UwU that ^-^ we awe in gweat danger; 
The gweatew OwO thewefowe shouwd ^-^ ouw :33 couwage UwU be. 
Good ^.^ mowwow, bwothew OwO Bedfowd. :3 God >_< Awmighty! 
Thewe :3 is >w< some ^w^ souw >_> of xDD goodnyess in >w< things :33 eviw, 
Wouwd x3 men obsewvingwy distil ^.^ it ^-^ out; 
>_< Fow ^-^ ouw OwO bad UwU nyeighbouw makes OwO us >_< eawwy >w< stiwwews, 
^w^ Which :3 is uWu both heawthfuw ÚwÚ and good husbandry. 
UwU Besides, uWu they awe ^-^ ouw >_> outwawd OwO consciences 
And >_> pweachews ^-^ to OwO us aww, >_> admonyishing 
:33 That ^-^ we shouwd dwess OwO us ^w^ faiwwy uWu fow ^-^ ouw OwO end. 
ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ may ^-^ we x3 gathew honey ^-^ fwom OwO the weed, 
And ^-^ make :3 a :33 mowaw >_> of OwO the ^w^ deviw :3 himsewf. 

x3 Entew EWPINGHAM 

Good ^.^ mowwow, ^.^ owd Sir ÚwÚ Thomas Ewpingham: 
OwO A good ^.^ soft piwwow uWu fow UwU that good >_> white head 
Were better than :3 a :33 chuwwish ÚwÚ tuwf >_> of OwO Fwance. 
:33 EWPINGHAM. :3 Nyot so, my liege; :3 this ÚwÚ wodging wikes me :3 bettew, 
x3 Since I ^-^ may uWu say 'Now lie I >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ king.' 
KING HENRY. ^.^ 'Tis good uWu fow x3 men ^-^ to love theiw ÚwÚ pwesent x3 pains 
:3 Upon ÚwÚ exampwe; OwO so OwO the spirit :3 is xDD eased; 
And when OwO the :33 mind :3 is quick'ned, >_< out >_> of x3 doubt 
The organs, >w< though x3 defunct ÚwÚ and UwU dead OwO befowe, 
:33 Bweak OwO up theiw dwowsy grave ÚwÚ and newly move 
x3 With uWu casted ^w^ swough ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwesh ^w^ wegewity. 
;;w;; Wend me >w< thy >w< cwoak, Sir :3 Thomas. Brothers ^.^ both, 
ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to OwO the princes in ^-^ ouw :3 camp; 
Do my good ^-^ mowwow ^-^ to ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and anon 
:3 Desiwe them >w< aww ^-^ to my pavilion. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. We ^-^ shaww, my ^.^ wiege. 
:33 EWPINGHAM. :33 Shaww I ^.^ attend >_> youw :33 Gwace? 
KING HENRY. No, my good ^.^ knyight: 
uWu Go with my bwothews ^-^ to my uWu wowds >_> of England; 
I ÚwÚ and my uWu bosom >w< must debate uWu awhiwe, 
And then I would nyo uWu othew :33 company. 
:33 EWPINGHAM. The Wowd in >w< heaven bless ^.^ thee, x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ Hawwy! 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but OwO the KING 
KING HENRY. God-a-mercy, ^.^ owd >_< heawt! :3 thou OwO speak'st xDD cheewfuwwy. 

x3 Entew PISTOW 

ÚwÚ PISTOW. >_> Qui va >_< wa? 
KING HENRY. OwO A >w< fwiend. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. Discuss x3 unto :3 me: art :3 thou officew, 
Ow art :3 thou base, ;;w;; common, ÚwÚ and xDD popuwaw? 
KING HENRY. I x3 am :3 a ^-^ gentweman >_> of :3 a :33 company. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. Trail'st :3 thou OwO the uWu puissant ^w^ pike? 
KING HENRY. >_< Even ÚwÚ so. What awe you? 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. UwU As good :3 a ^-^ gentweman as OwO the Emperor. 
KING HENRY. ;;w;; Then you awe :3 a better than OwO the King. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. The King's :3 a xDD bawcock ÚwÚ and :3 a OwO heawt >_> of ^.^ gowd, 
OwO A ^.^ wad >_> of xDD wife, OwO an UwU imp >_> of x3 fame; 
x3 Of parents uWu good, >_> of :33 fist UwU most uWu vawiant. 
I ÚwÚ kiss his :3 diwty shoe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom >_< heawt-stwing 
I love OwO the UwU wuvwy buwwy. What :3 is >w< thy name? 
KING HENRY. Hawwy ^-^ we Woy. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. We OwO Woy! :3 a ^w^ Cownyish ;;w;; nyame; art :3 thou >_> of ^w^ Cownyish uWu cwew? 
KING HENRY. No, I x3 am :3 a ^.^ Wewshman. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^w^ Knyow'st :3 thou Fluellen? 
KING HENRY. ÚwÚ Yes. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. >_> Teww him I'll xDD knyock his >_> week about his OwO pate 
:3 Upon x3 Saint >w< Davy's day. 
KING HENRY. Do ^.^ nyot you wear >_> youw dagger in >_> youw ÚwÚ cap UwU that day, west 
^.^ he xDD knyock UwU that about ^w^ youws. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. Awt :3 thou his fwiend? 
KING HENRY. And his x3 kinsman ^w^ too. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. The ;;w;; figo uWu fow ^.^ thee, OwO then! 
KING HENRY. I :3 thank OwO you; :3 God >w< be with xDD you! 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. UwU My name :3 is Pistol caww'd. Exit 
KING HENRY. ^w^ It OwO sowts ;;w;; weww with >_> youw xDD fiewcenyess. 

x3 Entew ^-^ FWUEWWEN ÚwÚ and :3 GOWEW 

UwU GOWEW. x3 Captain Fluellen! 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. UwU So! in OwO the name >_> of Jesu x3 Chwist, speak ÚwÚ fewew. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the 
:3 gweatest ^w^ admiwation in OwO the unyivewsaw UwU wowwd, when OwO the OwO twue ÚwÚ and 
:33 aunchient prerogatifes ÚwÚ and ^-^ waws >_> of OwO the wars :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 kept: ^-^ if you 
would UwU take OwO the x3 pains uWu but ^-^ to OwO examinye OwO the wars >_> of ;;w;; Pompey OwO the Great, 
you uWu shaww find, I ;;w;; wawwant you, UwU that there :3 is nyo >_< tiddwe-taddwe :3 nyow 
pibbwe-pabbwe in Pompey's :3 camp; I ;;w;; wawwant you, you uWu shaww find OwO the 
:33 cewemonyies >_> of OwO the ^w^ waws, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> cawes >_> of it, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> fowms >_> of it, 
ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu sobwiety >_> of it, ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 modesty >_> of it, ^-^ to >w< be uWu othewwise. 
UwU GOWEW. ÚwÚ Why, OwO the enemy :3 is woud; you hear him >w< aww ^-^ nyight. 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. >w< If OwO the enemy :3 is OwO an ass, ÚwÚ and :3 a fool, ÚwÚ and :3 a prating 
UwU coxcomb, :3 is ^.^ it :33 meet, ÚwÚ think you, UwU that ^-^ we shouwd awso, ÚwÚ wook you, >w< be 
OwO an ass, ÚwÚ and :3 a fool, ÚwÚ and :3 a prating UwU coxcomb? UwU In >_> youw >_> own 
^.^ conscience, ^w^ nyow? 
UwU GOWEW. I uWu wiww speak wowew. 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. I pray you ÚwÚ and uWu beseech you UwU that you uWu wiww. 
>_< Exeunt :3 GOWEW ÚwÚ and ^-^ FWUEWWEN 
KING HENRY. ^-^ Though ^.^ it :3 appeaw :3 a wittwe >_< out >_> of x3 fashion, 
Thewe :3 is >w< much cawe ÚwÚ and valour in :3 this ^.^ Wewshman. 

x3 Entew three sowdiews: >w< JOHN ^-^ BATES, ALEXANDER ^-^ COUWT, 
ÚwÚ and ^w^ MICHAEW WILLIAMS 

^w^ COUWT. ^w^ Bwothew uWu John Bates, :3 is ^.^ nyot UwU that OwO the xDD mownying ;;w;; which bweaks 
yondew? 
>_> BATES. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it ^w^ be; uWu but ^-^ we ^.^ have nyo gweat cause ^-^ to desiwe OwO the 
xDD appwoach >_> of day. 
WILLIAMS. We UwU see :33 yondew OwO the beginning >_> of OwO the day, uWu but I ÚwÚ think ^-^ we 
uWu shaww never UwU see OwO the ^-^ end >_> of it. OwO Who :33 goes thewe? 
KING HENRY. OwO A >w< fwiend. 
WILLIAMS. ^.^ Undew what x3 captain sewve you? 
KING HENRY. ^.^ Undew Sir ÚwÚ Thomas uWu Ewpingham. 
WILLIAMS. OwO A good ^.^ owd :33 commandew ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU most >w< kind gentleman. I pray 
you, what OwO thinks ^.^ he >_> of ^-^ ouw >_> estate? 
KING HENRY. >_< Even as x3 men wreck'd x3 upon :3 a :33 sand, UwU that ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to >w< be :33 wash'd 
x3 off OwO the next ;;w;; tide. 
>_> BATES. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot told his ^w^ thought ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ King? 
KING HENRY. Nyo; :3 nyow ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ meet ^.^ he shouwd. >_< Fow >w< though I speak ^.^ it 
^-^ to you, I ÚwÚ think OwO the UwU King :3 is uWu but :3 a man as I :33 am: OwO the ;;w;; viowet smewws 
^-^ to him as ^.^ it doth ^-^ to me; OwO the element >w< shows ^-^ to him as ^.^ it doth ^-^ to 
me; >w< aww his UwU senses ^.^ have uWu but human UwU conditions; his :33 cewemonyies >_> waid 
>_> by, in his ^w^ nyakednyess ^.^ he >_> appeaws uWu but :3 a >w< man; ÚwÚ and >w< though his 
ÚwÚ affections awe highew x3 mounted than UwU ouws, >_> yet, when uWu they ^-^ stoop, 
uWu they uWu stoop with OwO the >_< wike OwO wing. :33 Thewefowe, when ^.^ he >_> sees reason >_> of 
uWu feaws, as ^-^ we uWu do, his uWu feaws, >_< out >_> of UwU doubt, >w< be >_> of OwO the >_> same ^.^ wewish 
as ^w^ ouws ;;w;; awe; >_> yet, in reason, nyo man shouwd ^.^ possess him with ^-^ any 
^.^ appeawance >_> of feaw, west >_< he, uWu by xDD showing it, shouwd disheawten his 
>_> awmy. 
>_> BATES. ÚwÚ He ^-^ may show what >_> outwawd :33 couwage ^.^ he wiww; uWu but I >w< bewieve, as 
x3 cowd :3 a night as ^.^ 'tis, ^.^ he :33 couwd ^w^ wish ^-^ himsewf in ^.^ Thames OwO up ^-^ to OwO the 
xDD nyeck; ÚwÚ and OwO so I would ^.^ he OwO wewe, ÚwÚ and I uWu by ^w^ him, at >w< aww :3 adventuwes, OwO so 
^-^ we ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; quit here. 
KING HENRY. By my ^w^ twoth, I uWu wiww speak my ;;w;; conscience >_> of OwO the >_< King: I 
ÚwÚ think ^.^ he would ^.^ nyot ^w^ wish ^-^ himsewf anywhere uWu but xDD whewe ^.^ he is. 
>_> BATES. ;;w;; Then I would ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe here alone; OwO so shouwd ^.^ he >w< be ^w^ suwe ^-^ to >w< be 
^w^ wansomed, ÚwÚ and :3 a many UwU poow xDD men's ;;w;; wives >_> saved. 
KING HENRY. I dare uWu say you love him ^.^ nyot OwO so i-iww ^-^ to ^w^ wish him here 
xDD awonye, >_< howsoevew you speak this, ^-^ to ;;w;; feew uWu othew xDD men's >w< minds; 
>w< methinks I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot die anywhere OwO so OwO contented as in OwO the King's 
^.^ company, his cause being ^.^ just ÚwÚ and his >_< quawwew honourable. 
WILLIAMS. ^.^ That's ^-^ mowe than ^-^ we know. 
>_> BATES. >w< Ay, ^w^ ow ^-^ mowe than ^-^ we shouwd >w< seek OwO aftew; uWu fow ^-^ we xDD knyow enough ^-^ if 
^-^ we xDD knyow ^-^ we awe OwO the King's ^.^ subjects. >w< If his cause >w< be ^.^ wwong, ^-^ ouw 
:33 obedience ^-^ to OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ wipes OwO the >_< cwime >_> of ^.^ it >_< out >_> of ÚwÚ us. 
WILLIAMS. But ^-^ if OwO the cause >w< be ^.^ nyot uWu good, OwO the UwU King ^-^ himsewf ;;w;; hath :3 a 
:33 heavy >_< weckonying ^-^ to ^-^ make when >w< aww x3 those >w< wegs ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ awms ÚwÚ and UwU heads, 
uWu chopp'd x3 off in :3 a battwe, uWu shaww >_> join >_> togethew at OwO the wattew :3 day 
ÚwÚ and x3 cwy >w< aww x3 'We ;;w;; died at such :3 a xDD pwace'- >w< some swearing, >w< some cwying 
uWu fow :3 a surgeon, >w< some x3 upon theiw ;;w;; wives weft UwU poow >_> behind ;;w;; them, >w< some 
x3 upon OwO the debts uWu they ^.^ owe, >w< some x3 upon theiw chiwdwen rawly left. I 
x3 am >w< afeawd there awe xDD few die ;;w;; weww UwU that die in :3 a ÚwÚ battwe; uWu fow how 
can uWu they >_> chawitabwy >_< dispose >_> of ^w^ anything when UwU bwood :3 is theiw 
OwO awgument? Nyow, ^-^ if ^.^ these x3 men ^-^ do ^.^ nyot die well, ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< be :3 a bwack 
matter uWu fow OwO the UwU King UwU that wed them ^-^ to xDD it; ^-^ who ^-^ to disobey ;;w;; wewe 
x3 against >w< aww x3 pwopowtion >_> of OwO subjection. 
KING HENRY. UwU So, ^-^ if :3 a :3 son UwU that :3 is uWu by his fathew x3 sent about 
mewchandise ^-^ do >_< sinfuwwy miscawwy x3 upon OwO the >_< sea, OwO the xDD imputation >_> of 
his wickednyess, uWu by >_> youw UwU wuwe, shouwd >w< be imposed x3 upon his fathew 
UwU that x3 sent him; ^w^ ow ^-^ if :3 a x3 sewvant, uWu undew his >_< mastew's xDD command 
transporting :3 a sum >_> of >_> monyey, >w< be assaiwed uWu by >w< wobbews ÚwÚ and die in 
many x3 iwweconciw'd ;;w;; inyiquities, you ^-^ may caww OwO the ^-^ businyess >_> of OwO the 
^w^ mastew OwO the >_< authow >_> of OwO the servant's OwO damnyation. But :3 this :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 so: 
OwO the UwU King :3 is ^.^ nyot bound ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew OwO the pawticuwaw xDD endings >_> of his 
soldiers, OwO the fathew >_> of his UwU son, :3 nyow OwO the ^w^ mastew >_> of his ^.^ sewvant; 
uWu fow uWu they OwO puwpose ^.^ nyot theiw death when uWu they OwO puwpose theiw 
^.^ sewvices. UwU Besides, there :3 is nyo ^-^ king, >w< be his cause never OwO so 
spotless, ^-^ if ^.^ it come ^-^ to OwO the arbitrement >_> of uWu swowds, can twy ^.^ it >_< out 
with >w< aww ^w^ unspotted sowdiews: >w< some peradventure ^.^ have uWu on them OwO the 
UwU guiwt >_> of ^w^ pwemeditated ÚwÚ and ;;w;; contwived :3 muwdew; some, >_> of x3 beguiwing 
:33 viwgins with OwO the ^w^ bwoken :33 seaws >_> of :3 pewjuwy; some, :33 making OwO the wars 
theiw ;;w;; buwwawk, UwU that ^.^ have before gored OwO the gentwe uWu bosom >_> of xDD peace 
with UwU piwwage ÚwÚ and wobbewy. Nyow, ^-^ if ^.^ these x3 men ^.^ have defeated OwO the OwO waw 
ÚwÚ and uWu outwun ÚwÚ nyative punishment, >w< though uWu they can outstrip x3 men uWu they 
^.^ have nyo x3 wings ^-^ to UwU fwy ^-^ fwom >w< God: OwO waw :3 is His beadwe, OwO waw :3 is His 
>_> vengeance; OwO so UwU that here x3 men awe :3 punyish'd uWu fow befowe-bweach >_> of OwO the 
King's ^-^ waws in :3 nyow OwO the King's UwU quawwew. :3 Whewe uWu they feared OwO the 
death uWu they ^.^ have ÚwÚ bownye life away; ÚwÚ and xDD whewe uWu they would >w< be xDD safe 
uWu they UwU pewish. ;;w;; Then ^-^ if uWu they die OwO unpwovided, nyo ^-^ mowe :3 is OwO the UwU King 
OwO guiwty >_> of theiw uWu damnyation than ^.^ he ÚwÚ was before OwO guiwty >_> of x3 those 
impieties uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; which uWu they awe :3 nyow uWu visited. uWu Evewy ^.^ subject's 
>_> duty :3 is OwO the :3 King's; uWu but every ^.^ subject's ^w^ souw :3 is his >w< own. 
OwO Thewefowe shouwd every sowdiew in OwO the wars ^-^ do as every uWu sick man 
in his ÚwÚ bed- wash every UwU mote >_< out >_> of his :3 conscience; ÚwÚ and ^.^ dying so, 
death :3 is ^-^ to him ;;w;; advantage; ^w^ ow ^.^ nyot >_< dying, OwO the UwU time ÚwÚ was blessedly 
lost wherein such pwepawation ÚwÚ was gained; ÚwÚ and in him UwU that >_> escapes 
^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot xDD sin ^-^ to ÚwÚ think UwU that, :33 making :3 God OwO so free OwO an >w< offew, ÚwÚ He 
let him ;;w;; outwive UwU that :3 day ^-^ to UwU see His >_< gweatnyess, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to teach 
ÚwÚ othews how uWu they shouwd >_> pwepawe. 
WILLIAMS. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ cewtain, every man UwU that >_> dies iww, OwO the i-iww x3 upon his 
>_> own xDD head- OwO the UwU King :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew uWu fow it. 
>_> BATES. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot desiwe ^.^ he shouwd ÚwÚ answew uWu fow uWu me, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet I xDD detewminye 
^-^ to fight wustiwy uWu fow >_> him. 
KING HENRY. I ^-^ mysewf heard OwO the UwU King uWu say ^.^ he would ^.^ nyot >w< be ransom'd. 
WILLIAMS. >w< Ay, ^.^ he ^w^ said so, ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO us fight cheerfully; uWu but when ^-^ ouw 
throats awe ÚwÚ cut ^.^ he ^-^ may >w< be wansom'd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we :33 nye'ew OwO the ^.^ wisew. 
KING HENRY. >w< If I live ^-^ to UwU see it, I uWu wiww never xDD twust his >_> wowd >w< aftew. 
WILLIAMS. You pay him OwO then! ^.^ That's :3 a perilous shot >_< out >_> of OwO an 
elder-gun, UwU that :3 a UwU poow ÚwÚ and :3 a pwivate xDD dispweasuwe can ^-^ do x3 against :3 a 
monarch! You ^-^ may as ;;w;; weww >w< go about ^-^ to xDD tuwn OwO the >_< sun ^-^ to OwO ice with 
^.^ fannying in his ;;w;; face with :3 a ^-^ peacock's ^-^ feathew. You'll never xDD twust 
his >_> wowd after! ^w^ Come, 'tis :3 a foowish UwU saying. 
KING HENRY. Your wepwoof :3 is xDD something xDD too :3 wound; I shouwd >w< be :3 angwy 
with you, ^-^ if OwO the UwU time ;;w;; wewe xDD convenyient. 
WILLIAMS. >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be :3 a >_< quawwew :3 between OwO us ^-^ if you wive. 
KING HENRY. I ^w^ embwace it. 
WILLIAMS. OwO How uWu shaww I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee OwO again? 
KING HENRY. >w< Give me ^-^ any :3 gage >_> of thinye, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww wear ^.^ it in my 
bonnet; then ^-^ if >w< evew :3 thou :33 daw'st acknyowwedge it, I uWu wiww ^-^ make ^.^ it 
my UwU quawwew. 
WILLIAMS. Here's my glove; ^w^ give me another >_> of >w< thinye. 
KING HENRY. There. 
WILLIAMS. :3 This uWu wiww I ÚwÚ awso wear in my xDD cap; ^-^ if >w< evew :3 thou come ^-^ to me 
ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ say, aftew to-morrow, >_< 'This :3 is my gwuv,' uWu by :3 this hand I uWu wiww 
UwU take ÚwÚ thee :3 a ;;w;; box uWu on OwO the OwO eaw. 
KING HENRY. >w< If >w< evew I live ^-^ to UwU see it, I uWu wiww challenge it. 
WILLIAMS. Thou :33 daw'st as ;;w;; weww >w< be >_> hang'd. 
KING HENRY. Weww, I uWu wiww ^-^ do it, >w< though I UwU take ÚwÚ thee in OwO the King's 
:33 company. 
WILLIAMS. Keep >w< thy :33 wowd. Fawe ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. 
>_> BATES. Be fwiends, you Engwish fools, >w< be fwiends; ^-^ we ^.^ have 
xDD Fwench quarrels enyow, ^-^ if you :33 couwd tell how ^-^ to xDD weckon. 
KING HENRY. ;;w;; Indeed, OwO the xDD Fwench ^-^ may uWu way twenty xDD Fwench >w< cwowns ^-^ to ^-^ onye 
uWu they uWu wiww beat >w< us, uWu fow uWu they bear them uWu on theiw shoulders; uWu but ^.^ it 
:3 is nyo Engwish uWu tweason ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut xDD Fwench cwowns, ÚwÚ and to-morrow OwO the 
UwU King ^-^ himsewf uWu wiww >w< be :3 a ^.^ cwippew. 
>_< Exeunt xDD sowdiews 
:3 Upon OwO the >_< King! >_> Wet OwO us ^-^ ouw x3 wives, ^-^ ouw souls, 
Our debts, ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ cawefuw x3 wives, 
Our ^-^ chiwdwen, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw UwU sins, uWu way uWu on OwO the >_< King! 
We >w< must bear all. :3 O ^-^ hawd condition, 
xDD Twin-bown with >_< gweatnyess, :33 subject ^-^ to OwO the >_> bweath 
x3 Of every fool, uWu whose :33 sense nyo ^-^ mowe can ;;w;; feew 
But his >_> own wringing! What >_< infinyite ^w^ heawt's >_> ease 
Must kings ^.^ nyegwect UwU that pwivate x3 men enjoy! 
And what ^.^ have kings UwU that ^.^ pwivates ^.^ have ^.^ nyot UwU too, 
ÚwÚ Save ceremony- :33 save ^w^ genyewaw ceremony? 
And what art thou, :3 thou >w< idow Ceremony? 
What >w< kind >_> of god art thou, UwU that suffew'st ^-^ mowe 
x3 Of x3 mowtaw gwiefs than ^-^ do >w< thy worshippers? 
What awe >w< thy OwO wents? What awe >w< thy ;;w;; comings-in? 
:3 O Cewemony, show me uWu but >w< thy :3 wowth! 
What :3 is >w< thy ^w^ souw >_> of x3 adowation? 
Awt :3 thou >w< aught ewse uWu but place, UwU degwee, ÚwÚ and >_> fowm, 
Cweating awe ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw in uWu othew ^.^ men? 
OwO Whewein :3 thou art less x3 happy being >_< feaw'd 
>w< Than uWu they in feawing. 
What :33 dwink'st :3 thou oft, :33 instead >_> of homage ;;w;; sweet, 
But uWu poison'd flattery? :33 O, >w< be >_< sick, gweat >_< gweatnyess, 
And ;;w;; bid >w< thy >_< cewemony ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee cuwe! 
>_> Thinks :3 thou OwO the :33 fiewy fever uWu wiww >w< go >_< out 
x3 With titwes xDD bwown ^-^ fwom :3 aduwation? 
uWu Wiww ^.^ it ^w^ give place ^-^ to :3 fwexuwe ÚwÚ and low ÚwÚ bending? 
OwO Canst thou, when :3 thou uWu command'st OwO the beggar's xDD knyee, 
^.^ Command OwO the OwO heawth >_> of it? No, :3 thou >_> pwoud dweam, 
:33 That play'st OwO so subtly with :3 a :3 king's >_> wepose. 
I x3 am :3 a ;;w;; king UwU that find thee; ÚwÚ and I xDD knyow 
^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO the x3 bawm, OwO the >_< sceptwe, ÚwÚ and OwO the baww, 
The ;;w;; swowd, OwO the UwU mace, OwO the :3 cwown imperial, 
The ;;w;; intewtissued robe >_> of gold ÚwÚ and pearl, 
The farced >_< tide x3 wunnying fowe OwO the ^-^ king, 
The UwU thwonye ^.^ he OwO sits OwO on, :3 nyow OwO the >_< tide >_> of OwO pomp 
:33 That x3 beats x3 upon OwO the UwU high showe >_> of :3 this xDD wowwd- 
No, ^.^ nyot >w< aww :33 these, ÚwÚ thwice gorgeous ;;w;; cewemony, 
:3 Nyot >w< aww :33 these, >_> waid in bed majestical, 
^w^ Can ;;w;; sweep OwO so soundwy as OwO the wwetched ^w^ swave 
Who, with :3 a ÚwÚ body fill'd ÚwÚ and vacant UwU mind, 
>w< Gets him ^-^ to rest, cwamm'd with distressful UwU bwead; 
uWu Nyevew >_> sees horrid night, OwO the >w< chiwd >_> of x3 heww; 
But, >_< wike :3 a ^w^ wackey, ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD wise ^-^ to xDD set 
>w< Sweats in OwO the eye >_> of ^w^ Pheebus, ÚwÚ and >w< aww night 
>_< Sweeps in uWu Ewysium; next day, aftew dawn, 
^-^ Doth xDD wise ÚwÚ and ^w^ hewp Hypewion ^-^ to his x3 howse; 
And UwU fowwows OwO so OwO the evew-wunnying yeaw 
x3 With profitable >w< wabouw, ^-^ to his ^-^ gwave. 
And uWu but uWu fow ;;w;; cewemony, such :3 a >_< wwetch, 
Winding OwO up >_< days with >_< toiw ÚwÚ and nyights with >w< sweep, 
Had OwO the uWu fowe-hand ÚwÚ and :3 vantage >_> of :3 a xDD king. 
The slave, :3 a membew >_> of OwO the ^-^ countwy's :3 peace, 
Enjoys xDD it; uWu but in :3 gwoss bwain wittwe ÚwÚ wots 
What watch OwO the ;;w;; king >_< keeps ^-^ to maintain OwO the xDD peace 
uWu Whose ^w^ houws OwO the >_> peasant :33 best ^w^ advantages. 

x3 Entew EWPINGHAM 

:33 EWPINGHAM. UwU My lord, >_> youw nobles, x3 jeawous >_> of >_> youw x3 absence, 
>_< Seek OwO thwough >_> youw ^-^ camp ^-^ to find you. 
^w^ KING. Good ^.^ owd :3 knyight, 
x3 Cowwect them >w< aww >_> togethew at my ^.^ tent: 
I'll >w< be before thee. 
:33 EWPINGHAM. I uWu shaww UwU do't, my :33 wowd. Exit 
^w^ KING. :3 O :3 God >_> of OwO battwes, >_< steew my sowdiews' hearts, 
>_> Possess them ^.^ nyot with xDD feaw! ;;w;; Take ^-^ fwom them :3 nyow 
The :33 sense >_> of reck'ning, ^-^ if th' >_< opposed ÚwÚ nyumbews 
:33 Pwuck theiw hearts ^-^ fwom them! :3 Nyot UwU to-day, :3 O :3 Wowd, 
:33 O, ^.^ nyot UwU to-day, ÚwÚ think ^.^ nyot x3 upon OwO the fauwt 
UwU My fathew :3 made in compassing OwO the ;;w;; cwown! 
I UwU Wichawd's ÚwÚ body ^.^ have interred ^w^ nyew, 
And uWu on ^.^ it ^.^ have bestowed ^-^ mowe ;;w;; contwite ;;w;; teaws 
>w< Than ^-^ fwom ^.^ it issued fowced ^.^ dwops >_> of bwood; 
^.^ Five ^-^ hundwed UwU poow I ^.^ have in yeawwy pay, 
OwO Who ^w^ twice :3 a :3 day theiw ^.^ withew'd ^.^ hands howd OwO up 
Towawd UwU heaven, ^-^ to pawdon bwood; ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have built 
>w< Two chantries, xDD whewe OwO the >_> sad ÚwÚ and sowemn priests 
:3 Sing still uWu fow UwU Wichawd's ÚwÚ souw. Mowe uWu wiww I do; 
^-^ Though >w< aww UwU that I can ^-^ do :3 is nyothing ^.^ wowth, 
x3 Since UwU that my :3 penyitence comes aftew aww, 
:33 Impwowing ;;w;; pawdon. 

x3 Entew ^w^ GWOUCESTEW 

OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU My UwU wiege! 
KING HENRY. UwU My bwothew :33 Gwoucestew's voice? ÚwÚ Ay; 
I xDD knyow >w< thy ^-^ ewwand, I uWu wiww >w< go with thee; 
The day, my fwiends, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO things, stay uWu fow >_> me. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
The xDD Fwench ^-^ camp 

x3 Entew OwO the :3 DAUPHIN, ORLEANS, RAMBURES, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews 

>w< OWWEANS. The >_< sun doth ÚwÚ giwd ^-^ ouw armour; uWu up, my UwU wowds! 
;;w;; DAUPHIN. xDD Montez :3 a ^-^ chevaw! UwU My OwO howse! x3 Vawwet, laquais! Ha! 
>w< OWWEANS. :3 O bwave spirit! 
;;w;; DAUPHIN. UwU Via! >_< Wes eaux xDD et uWu wa >_< tewwe- 
>w< OWWEANS. Rien >_< puis? uWu W'aiw xDD et ^-^ we xDD feu. 
;;w;; DAUPHIN. Ciel! cousin Orleans. 

x3 Entew >_< CONSTABWE 

Nyow, my Wowd Constabwe! 
CONSTABWE. UwU Hawk how ^-^ ouw steeds uWu fow ÚwÚ pwesent service neigh! 
;;w;; DAUPHIN. xDD Mount ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make ^w^ incision in theiw hides, 
:33 That theiw ^.^ hot UwU bwood ^-^ may >_< spin in Engwish >_> eyes, 
And >_< dout them with OwO supewfwuous :3 couwage, ^-^ ha! 
x3 WAMBUWES. >_> What, uWu wiww you ^.^ have them weep ^-^ ouw howses' blood? 
OwO How uWu shaww ^-^ we then >w< behowd theiw :3 nyatuwaw ÚwÚ teaws? 

x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW 

MESSENGEW. The Engwish awe embattl'd, you xDD Fwench peers. 
CONSTABWE. ÚwÚ To OwO howse, you x3 gawwant UwU Pwinces! straight ^-^ to OwO howse! 
Do uWu but >w< behowd ^-^ yon UwU poow ÚwÚ and starved ^-^ band, 
And >_> youw fair show uWu shaww x3 suck away theiw souls, 
OwO Weaving them uWu but OwO the shawes ÚwÚ and xDD husks >_> of ^-^ men. 
Thewe :3 is ^.^ nyot wowk enough uWu fow >w< aww ^-^ ouw OwO hands; 
:3 Scawce UwU bwood enough in >w< aww theiw sickly ^.^ veins 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give OwO each ^.^ nyaked curtle-axe :3 a :33 stain 
:33 That ^-^ ouw xDD Fwench xDD gawwants uWu shaww OwO to-day dwaw out, 
And OwO sheathe uWu fow wack >_> of sport. >_> Wet OwO us uWu but blow uWu on ;;w;; them, 
The ÚwÚ vapouw >_> of ^-^ ouw valour uWu wiww OwO o'ewtuwn ^.^ them. 
^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ positive >w< 'gainst >w< aww x3 exceptions, x3 wowds, 
:33 That ^-^ ouw OwO supewfwuous :3 wackeys ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw ^-^ peasants- 
OwO Who in >w< unnyecessawy >w< action ^w^ swawm 
About ^-^ ouw x3 squawes >_> of ^w^ battwe- ;;w;; wewe enow 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ puwge :3 this field :33 of, such :3 a hiwding ^.^ foe; 
^-^ Though ^-^ we x3 upon :3 this :3 mountain's xDD basis uWu by 
>_< Took ^.^ stand uWu fow :33 idwe :3 specuwation- 
But UwU that ^-^ ouw honours >w< must not. What's ^-^ to ^w^ say? 
OwO A vewy wittwe wittwe let OwO us uWu do, 
And >w< aww :3 is >w< donye. ;;w;; Then let OwO the OwO twumpets :33 sound 
The ^w^ tucket sonance ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ nyote ^-^ to mount; 
>_< Fow ^-^ ouw xDD appwoach uWu shaww OwO so >w< much dare OwO the field 
:33 That ^.^ Engwand uWu shaww ^w^ couch ;;w;; down in ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and yield. 

x3 Entew ;;w;; GWANDPWE 

GRANDPRE. UwU Why ^-^ do you stay OwO so long, my uWu wowds >_> of :33 Fwance? 
:33 Yond >_< iswand xDD cawwions, desperate >_> of theiw OwO bonyes, 
Iww-favouwedwy ÚwÚ become OwO the xDD mownying OwO fiewd; 
Their ^.^ wagged uWu cuwtains >_> poowwy awe let woose, 
And ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ aiw xDD shakes them >_< passing :33 scownfuwwy; 
uWu Big >w< Maws uWu seems bankrupt in theiw uWu beggaw'd OwO host, 
And ;;w;; faintwy OwO thwough :3 a >w< wusty :3 beavew ^-^ peeps. 
The :33 howsemen ^-^ sit >_< wike uWu fixed candlesticks 
x3 With towch-staves in theiw >w< hand; ÚwÚ and theiw UwU poow UwU jades 
Lob ;;w;; down theiw UwU heads, dropping OwO the hides ÚwÚ and hips, 
The >_< gum ÚwÚ down-woping ^-^ fwom theiw pale-dead >_> eyes, 
And in theiw OwO pawe :33 duww OwO mouths OwO the >_< gimmaw'd >w< bit 
:33 Wies ;;w;; fouw with >_> chaw'd ^.^ gwass, still ÚwÚ and motionless; 
And theiw ^-^ executows, OwO the knavish >_< cwows, 
>_> Fwy o'ew ;;w;; them, >w< aww impatient uWu fow theiw hour. 
x3 Descwiption cannyot suit itsewf in uWu wowds 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ demonstwate OwO the life >_> of such :3 a ^-^ battwe 
UwU In life OwO so lifeless as ^.^ it >w< shows itself. 
CONSTABWE. ^.^ They ^.^ have ^w^ said theiw ;;w;; pwayews ÚwÚ and uWu they stay uWu fow :33 death. 
;;w;; DAUPHIN. :33 Shaww ^-^ we >w< go ^-^ send them ^-^ dinnyews ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwesh suits, 
And ^w^ give theiw UwU fasting howses pwuvndew, 
And aftew fight with >w< them? 
CONSTABWE. I stay uWu but uWu fow my xDD guidon. ÚwÚ To OwO the field! 
I uWu wiww OwO the ÚwÚ bannyew ^-^ fwom :3 a twumpet UwU take, 
And ;;w;; use ^.^ it uWu fow my UwU haste. ^w^ Come, xDD come, >w< away! 
The >_< sun :3 is high, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we x3 outweaw OwO the day. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
The Engwish ^-^ camp 

x3 Entew GWOUCESTEW, BEDFORD, ÚwÚ EXETEW, :33 EWPINGHAM, with >w< aww his :33 host; 
SALISBURY ÚwÚ and WESTMOWEWAND 

OwO GWOUCESTEW. :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the ^.^ King? 
BEDFORD. The UwU King ^-^ himsewf :3 is rode ^-^ to view theiw x3 battwe. 
WESTMORELAND. x3 Of ÚwÚ fighting x3 men uWu they ^.^ have :33 fuww ^w^ thwee-scowe UwU thousand. 
EXETER. There's five ^-^ to UwU onye; ÚwÚ besides, uWu they >w< aww awe uWu fwesh. 
SAWISBUWY. God's arm strike with >_< us! 'tis :3 a xDD feawfuw ^w^ odds. 
:3 God UwU bye you, ;;w;; Pwinces uWu aww; I'll ^-^ to my :33 chawge. 
>w< If ^-^ we nyo ^-^ mowe ^.^ meet ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ we ^.^ meet in UwU heaven, 
;;w;; Then joyfuwwy, my x3 nyobwe Wowd >_> of Bedford, 
UwU My dear Wowd ^-^ Gwoucestew, ÚwÚ and my good Wowd ^.^ Exetew, 
And my >w< kind kinsman- ;;w;; wawwiows aww, ;;w;; adieu! 
BEDFORD. Faweweww, good ;;w;; Sawisbuwy; ÚwÚ and good xDD wuck >w< go with thee! 
EXETER. Faweweww, >w< kind :33 wowd. OwO Fight :33 vawiantwy ^-^ to-day; 
And ÚwÚ yet I ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee :33 wwong ^-^ to :33 mind ÚwÚ thee >_> of it, 
>_< Fow :3 thou art x3 fwam'd >_> of OwO the ^w^ fiwm >w< twuth >_> of vawouw. 
Exit SALISBURY 
BEDFORD. ÚwÚ He :3 is as :33 fuww >_> of valour as >_> of ^.^ kindnyess; 
UwU Pwincewy in >_> both. 

x3 Entew OwO the KING 

WESTMORELAND. :3 O UwU that ^-^ we :3 nyow xDD had here 
But ^-^ onye >w< ten ^w^ thousand >_> of x3 those x3 men in ^.^ Engwand 
:33 That ^-^ do nyo wowk xDD to-day! 
^w^ KING. What's ^.^ he UwU that :3 wishes so? 
UwU My cousin Westmoreland? No, my fair UwU cousin; 
>w< If ^-^ we awe OwO mawk'd ^-^ to x3 die, ^-^ we awe enow 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ do ^-^ ouw ;;w;; countwy ^.^ woss; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if ^-^ to live, 
The fewew ^-^ men, OwO the gweatew share >_> of honyouw. 
God's ^.^ wiww! I pray ^.^ thee, ^w^ wish ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye man more. 
By :33 Juv, I x3 am ^.^ nyot cuvtous uWu fow ^.^ gowd, 
Nyow cawe I ^-^ who doth :33 feed x3 upon my ^-^ cost; 
^w^ It >_< yeawns me ^.^ nyot ^-^ if x3 men my garments ;;w;; weaw; 
Such >_> outwawd >w< things ÚwÚ dweww ^.^ nyot in my desiwes. 
But ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be :3 a xDD sin ^-^ to covet xDD honyouw, 
I x3 am OwO the UwU most :3 offending ^w^ souw >_> awive. 
No, :33 faith, my *shuffles closer* coz, ^w^ wish ^.^ nyot :3 a man ^-^ fwom Engwand. 
God's :3 peace! I would ^.^ nyot wose OwO so gweat OwO an uWu honyouw 
UwU As ^-^ onye man ^-^ mowe >w< methinks would share ^-^ fwom me 
>_< Fow OwO the :33 best >w< hope I have. :33 O, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^w^ wish ^-^ onye ;;w;; mowe! 
>_< Wathew :3 pwocwaim it, Westmowewand, OwO thwough my OwO host, 
:33 That ^.^ he ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath nyo stomach ^-^ to :3 this fight, 
>_> Wet him :3 depawt; his uWu passpowt uWu shaww >w< be made, 
And >w< cwowns uWu fow convoy >w< put OwO into his :3 puwse; 
We would ^.^ nyot die in UwU that ÚwÚ man's >_> company 
:33 That ^-^ feaws his OwO fewwowship ^-^ to die with ÚwÚ us. 
:3 This :3 day :3 is xDD caww'd OwO the feast >_> of Crispian. 
ÚwÚ He UwU that outlives :3 this day, ÚwÚ and comes xDD safe home, 
uWu Wiww ^.^ stand :3 a >w< tip-toe when :3 this :3 day :3 is uWu nyam'd, 
And ;;w;; wouse him at OwO the name >_> of Crispian. 
ÚwÚ He UwU that uWu shaww live :3 this day, ÚwÚ and UwU see ^.^ owd ^-^ age, 
uWu Wiww yeawwy uWu on OwO the vigiw feast his neighbours, 
And uWu say 'To-mowwow :3 is x3 Saint x3 Cwispian.' 
;;w;; Then uWu wiww ^.^ he OwO stwip his >_< sweeve ÚwÚ and show his OwO scaws, 
And uWu say :3 'These wounds I xDD had uWu on Cwispian's day.' 
Old x3 men forget; ÚwÚ yet >w< aww uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ fowgot, 
But :3 he'ww :33 wemembew, with advantages, 
What feats ^.^ he >_> did UwU that day. ;;w;; Then uWu shaww ^-^ ouw nyames, 
x3 Famiwiaw in his OwO mouth as househowd words- 
Hawwy OwO the ;;w;; King, Bedford ÚwÚ and ^.^ Exetew, 
Warwick ÚwÚ and >_> Tawbot, ;;w;; Sawisbuwy ÚwÚ and Gloucester- 
Be in theiw xDD fwowing ^-^ cups fweshwy rememb'red. 
:3 This story uWu shaww OwO the good man teach his :3 son; 
And ÚwÚ Cwispin Cwispian uWu shaww :33 nye'ew >w< go >_> by, 
From :3 this :3 day ^-^ to OwO the OwO ending >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, 
But ^-^ we in ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ wemembewed- 
We few, ^-^ we x3 happy few, ^-^ we >_< band >_> of :3 bwothews; 
>_< Fow ^.^ he OwO to-day UwU that ^-^ sheds his UwU bwood with me 
:33 Shaww >w< be my brother; >w< be ^.^ he :33 nye'ew OwO so vile, 
:3 This :3 day uWu shaww gentwe his >w< condition; 
And gentlemen in ^.^ Engwand ;;w;; nyow-a-bed 
:33 Shaww ÚwÚ think themsewves ;;w;; accuws'd uWu they ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot ;;w;; hewe, 
And howd theiw manhoods UwU cheap whiwes ^-^ any ^-^ speaks 
:33 That xDD fought with OwO us x3 upon x3 Saint Crispin's day. 

;;w;; We-entew SALISBURY 

SAWISBUWY. UwU My x3 suvweign lord, bestow yourself with :3 speed: 
The xDD Fwench awe bravely in theiw ^.^ battwes set, 
And uWu wiww with >w< aww :33 expedience chawge uWu on ÚwÚ us. 
KING HENRY. ^-^ Aww >w< things awe ^w^ weady, ^-^ if ^-^ ouw ^w^ minds >w< be ÚwÚ so. 
WESTMORELAND. UwU Pewish OwO the man uWu whose :33 mind :3 is ;;w;; backwawd nyow! 
KING HENRY. Thou OwO dost ^.^ nyot ^w^ wish ^-^ mowe ^w^ hewp ^-^ fwom >_> Engwand, ÚwÚ coz? 
WESTMORELAND. God's wiww, my UwU wiege! would you ÚwÚ and I xDD awonye, 
Without ^-^ mowe help, :33 couwd fight :3 this :33 woyaw UwU battwe! 
KING HENRY. ÚwÚ Why, :3 nyow :3 thou x3 hast ^.^ unwish'd five ^w^ thousand ^w^ men; 
^w^ Which wikes me better than ^-^ to ^w^ wish OwO us ^w^ onye. 
You xDD knyow >_> youw >_> pwaces. :3 God >w< be with you all! 

>w< Tucket. x3 Entew MONTJOY 

ÚwÚ MONTJOY. >w< Once ^-^ mowe I come ^-^ to xDD knyow >_> of ^.^ thee, UwU King ÚwÚ Hawwy, 
>w< If uWu fow >w< thy >_< wansom :3 thou xDD wiwt :3 nyow compound, 
Before >w< thy UwU most >_> assuwed uvwthwow; 
>_< Fow cewtainwy :3 thou art OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the >w< guwf 
Thou ^.^ nyeeds >w< must >w< be >w< engwutted. UwU Besides, in >w< mewcy, 
The ^w^ constabwe desires ÚwÚ thee :3 thou xDD wiwt :33 mind 
x3 Thy followers >_> of ^-^ wepentance, UwU that theiw souws 
May ^-^ make :3 a ^w^ peacefuw ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ sweet retire 
From x3 off ^.^ these x3 fiewds, where, wwetches, theiw UwU poow OwO bodies 
Must lie ÚwÚ and fester. 
KING HENRY. OwO Who ;;w;; hath x3 sent ÚwÚ thee ^w^ nyow? 
ÚwÚ MONTJOY. The >w< Constabwe >_> of OwO Fwance. 
KING HENRY. I pray ÚwÚ thee bear my fowmew ÚwÚ answew x3 back: 
UwU Bid them ;;w;; achieve uWu me, ÚwÚ and then ;;w;; seww my >_< bonyes. 
Good God! x3 why shouwd uWu they xDD mock UwU poow xDD fewwows ^.^ thus? 
The man UwU that UwU once >_> did ;;w;; seww OwO the >_< wion's ^.^ skin 
OwO Whiwe OwO the beast uWu wiv'd ÚwÚ was xDD kiww'd with x3 hunting >_> him. 
OwO A many >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO bodies uWu shaww nyo x3 doubt 
Find ÚwÚ nyative :3 gwaves; x3 upon OwO the which, I twust, 
:33 Shaww witness live in brass >_> of :3 this UwU day's OwO wowk. 
And x3 those UwU that xDD weave theiw ÚwÚ vawiant bones in UwU Fwance, 
UwU Dying >_< wike ^-^ men, >w< though buwied in >_> youw dunghills, 
^.^ They uWu shaww >w< be xDD fam'd; uWu fow there OwO the >_< sun uWu shaww gweet them 
And dwaw theiw honours :3 weeking OwO up ^-^ to UwU heaven, 
OwO Weaving theiw earthly pawts ^-^ to uWu choke >_> youw cwime, 
The smell ^w^ wheweof uWu shaww breed :3 a pwague in OwO Fwance. 
>_< Mawk then >_< abounding valour in ^-^ ouw Engwish, 
That, being OwO dead, >_< wike ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ buwwet's gwazing 
:33 Bweak >_< out OwO into :3 a uWu second ^-^ couwse >_> of UwU mischief, 
xDD Kiwwing in wewapse >_> of mortality. 
>_> Wet me speak ^.^ pwoudwy: tell OwO the >w< Constabwe 
We awe uWu but ;;w;; wawwiows uWu fow OwO the ÚwÚ wowking-day; 
Our :33 gaynyess ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw OwO giwt awe >w< aww besmirch'd 
x3 With >w< wainy marching in OwO the painful OwO fiewd; 
There's ^.^ nyot :3 a piece >_> of feathew in ^-^ ouw host- 
Good ^.^ awgument, I hope, ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ fwy- 
And UwU time ;;w;; hath OwO wown OwO us OwO into >_< swuvnwy. 
But, uWu by OwO the ;;w;; mass, ^-^ ouw hearts awe in OwO the trim; 
And my UwU poow xDD sowdiews tell me ÚwÚ yet ewe night 
>w< They'ww >w< be in fresher :33 wobes, ^w^ ow uWu they uWu wiww xDD pwuck 
The ^.^ gay OwO nyew ;;w;; coats o'ew OwO the xDD Fwench sowdiews' :3 heads 
And xDD tuwn them >_< out >_> of uWu sewvice. >w< If uWu they ^-^ do this- 
As, ^-^ if :3 God please, uWu they shaww- my >_< wansom then 
uWu Wiww >_> soon >w< be wevied. OwO Hewawd, :33 save :3 thou >w< thy ^-^ wabouw; 
Come :3 thou nyo ^-^ mowe uWu fow wansom, gentwe herald; 
^.^ They uWu shaww ^.^ have x3 nyonye, I sweaw, uWu but ^.^ these my :3 joints; 
^w^ Which ^-^ if uWu they x3 have, as I uWu wiww xDD weave >w< 'em ;;w;; them, 
:33 Shaww ÚwÚ yiewd them little, tell OwO the ;;w;; Constabwe. 
ÚwÚ MONTJOY. I ^-^ shaww, UwU King Harry. And OwO so fare ÚwÚ thee weww: 
Thou never ^-^ shawt hear xDD hewawd ^-^ any more. Exit 
KING HENRY. I ;;w;; feaw :3 thou xDD wiwt UwU once ^-^ mowe come UwU again uWu fow :3 a uWu wansom. 

x3 Entew OwO the DUKE >_< OF YORK 

^.^ YOWK. UwU My lord, UwU most humbly uWu on my knee I UwU beg 
The leading >_> of OwO the vaward. 
KING HENRY. ;;w;; Take it, bwave ^w^ Yowk. Nyow, soldiers, mawch away; 
And how :3 thou uWu pweasest, God, >_< dispose OwO the xDD day! >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
The field >_> of ^-^ battwe 

Awawum. Excursions. x3 Entew FRENCH uWu SOWDIEW, :33 PISTOW, ÚwÚ and xDD BOY 

ÚwÚ PISTOW. Yield, cur! 
FRENCH ^-^ SOWDIEW. ^.^ Je OwO pense OwO que ^.^ vous >_> etes ^-^ we OwO gentiwhomme ^.^ de >_< bonnye 
:33 quawite. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. xDD Cawity! Cawen x3 o custuwe UwU me! Awt :3 thou :3 a gentweman? 
What :3 is >w< thy name? :3 Discuss. 
FRENCH ^-^ SOWDIEW. :3 O :33 Seignyeuw >w< Dieu! 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. :33 O, :3 Signyieuw Dew shouwd >w< be :3 a gentleman. 
xDD Pewpend my x3 wowds, :3 O :3 Signyieuw :33 Dew, ÚwÚ and :33 mawk: 
:3 O :3 Signyieuw :33 Dew, :3 thou >_< diest uWu on point >_> of ÚwÚ fox, 
^-^ Except, :3 O >_> Signyieuw, :3 thou ^-^ do ^w^ give ^-^ to me 
Egregious uWu wansom. 
FRENCH ^-^ SOWDIEW. :33 O, prenez misewicowde; uWu ayez ;;w;; pitie ^.^ de ^.^ moi! 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^w^ Moy uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^-^ sewve; I uWu wiww ^.^ have forty UwU moys; 
Ow I uWu wiww ÚwÚ fetch >w< thy :3 wim >_< out at >w< thy ^w^ thwoat 
UwU In ^.^ dwops >_> of :3 cwimson bwood. 
FRENCH ^-^ SOWDIEW. UwU Est-iw impossibwe ^-^ d'echappew uWu wa x3 fowce ^.^ de >_> ton bwas? 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. Brass, >w< cuw? 
Thou damned ÚwÚ and >w< wuxuwious ^w^ mountain-goat, 
Offew'st me brass? 
FRENCH ^-^ SOWDIEW. :33 O, pawdonnyez-moi! 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. Say'st :3 thou me so? ^-^ Is UwU that :3 a >_> ton >_> of moys? 
Come hithew, >w< boy; ÚwÚ ask me :3 this ^w^ swave in xDD Fwench 
What :3 is his >w< nyame. 
>_< BOY. UwU Ecoutez: :33 comment etes-vous ^w^ appewe? 
FRENCH ^-^ SOWDIEW. :33 Monsieuw ^-^ we ;;w;; Few. 
>_< BOY. ÚwÚ He :33 says his name :3 is ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Few. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Few! I'll xDD few ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and firk ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and >_< fewwet x3 him- 
x3 discuss OwO the >_> same in xDD Fwench x3 unto >_> him. 
>_< BOY. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow OwO the xDD Fwench uWu fow few, ÚwÚ and :3 fewwet, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fiwk. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. UwU Bid him :3 pwepawe; uWu fow I uWu wiww ÚwÚ cut his >_< thwoat. 
FRENCH ^-^ SOWDIEW. >_< Que dit-iw, >w< monsieuw? 
>_< BOY. ÚwÚ Iw me commande :3 a ^.^ vous x3 diwe OwO que ^.^ vous OwO faites ^.^ vous >_< pwet; caw ce 
;;w;; sowdat xDD ici >_< est >_< dispose x3 tout :3 a >w< cette heuwe ^.^ de coupew uWu votwe ^w^ gowge. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. Owy, UwU cuppewe gorge, >_> pewmafoy! 
^.^ Peasant, unwess :3 thou ^w^ give me cwowns, bwave xDD cwowns; 
Ow OwO mangwed ^-^ shawt :3 thou >w< be uWu by :3 this my ^w^ swowd. 
FRENCH ^-^ SOWDIEW. :33 O, x3 je ^.^ vous uWu suppwie, pouw ^.^ w'amouw ^.^ de ^-^ Dieu, me 
pawdonnyew! ^.^ Je >w< suis OwO gentiwhomme ^.^ de >_< bonnye ^-^ maison. >_< Gawdez ma vie, xDD et 
x3 je ^.^ vous donnerai ^-^ deux cents ecus. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. What awe his wowds? 
>_< BOY. ÚwÚ He uWu pways you ^-^ to :33 save his life; ^.^ he :3 is :3 a ^-^ gentweman >_> of :3 a good 
OwO house, ÚwÚ and uWu fow his >_< wansom ^.^ he uWu wiww ^w^ give you two ^-^ hundwed crowns. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. >_> Teww him my :3 fuwy uWu shaww ^w^ abate, ÚwÚ and I 
The >w< cwowns uWu wiww take. 
FRENCH ^-^ SOWDIEW. UwU Petit uWu monsieuw, OwO que OwO dit-iw? 
>_< BOY. Encore qu'iw >_< est uWu contwe :3 son juwement ^.^ de OwO pawdonnyew aucun 
;;w;; pwisonnyiew, OwO nyeamnyoins, pouw ^w^ wes :3 ecus OwO que ^.^ vous xDD w'avez x3 pwomis, UwU iw 
>_< est ^.^ content :3 a ^.^ vous ^w^ donnyew uWu wa xDD wibewte, ^-^ we ^-^ fwanchisement. 
FRENCH ^-^ SOWDIEW. UwU Suw :33 mes genyoux x3 je ^.^ vous >_< donnye mille >_< wemewcimens; xDD et 
x3 je x3 m'estime heureux OwO que x3 je >w< suis ^-^ tombe entre ^w^ wes mains >_< d'un 
^-^ chevawiew, x3 je OwO pense, ^-^ we xDD pwus brave, vaillant, xDD et twes UwU distingue 
xDD seignyeuw d'Angwetewwe. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. :3 Expound x3 unto uWu me, ÚwÚ boy. 
>_< BOY. ÚwÚ He gives you, x3 upon his knees, :3 a ^w^ thousand :3 thanks; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he 
esteems ^-^ himsewf x3 happy UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO faww'n OwO into OwO the ^.^ hands >_> of :3 onye- 
as ^.^ he OwO thinks- OwO the UwU most brave, valorous, ÚwÚ and uWu thwice-wowthy 
signieur >_> of Engwand. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. UwU As I x3 suck blood, I uWu wiww >w< some UwU mewcy show. 
Follow >_> me. Exit 
>_< BOY. ÚwÚ Suivez-vous ^-^ we gwand ;;w;; capitainye. Exit FRENCH SOLDIER 
I >_> did never xDD knyow OwO so :33 fuww :3 a >w< voice xDD issue ^-^ fwom OwO so uWu empty :3 a >_> heawt; uWu but 
OwO the ^.^ saying :3 is uWu twue- OwO the uWu empty vessel makes OwO the :3 gweatest :3 sound. 
Bawdowph ÚwÚ and uWu Nym xDD had >w< ten xDD times ^-^ mowe valour than :3 this roaring 
^w^ deviw >w< i' th' ^.^ owd play, UwU that every ^-^ onye ^-^ may OwO pawe his ^.^ nyaiws with :3 a 
;;w;; wooden daggew; ÚwÚ and uWu they awe uWu both hang'd; ÚwÚ and OwO so would :3 this ^.^ be, ^-^ if 
^.^ he durst >_< steaw ^w^ anything xDD adventuwouswy. I >w< must stay with OwO the 
UwU wackeys, with OwO the luggage >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 camp. The xDD Fwench UwU might ^.^ have :3 a 
good uWu pwey >_> of >w< us, ^-^ if ^.^ he knew >_> of xDD it; uWu fow there :3 is UwU nyonye ^-^ to guawd ^.^ it 
uWu but >_< boys. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE :3 V. 
>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the field >_> of ^-^ battwe 

x3 Entew :3 CONSTABWE, ORLEANS, >_> BOUWBON, :3 DAUPHIN, ÚwÚ and RAMBURES 

CONSTABWE. :3 O diable! 
>w< OWWEANS. :3 O ;;w;; Seignyeuw! ^-^ we OwO jouw >_< est perdu, x3 tout >_< est ;;w;; pewdu! 
;;w;; DAUPHIN. xDD Mowt ^-^ Dieu, ma vie! >w< aww :3 is >_> confounded, all! 
uWu Wepwoach ÚwÚ and xDD evewwasting ÚwÚ shame 
^w^ Sits >_> mocking in ^-^ ouw ^.^ pwumes. ;;w;; [A ^-^ showt awawum] 
:3 O ^w^ mechante xDD fowtunye! Do ^.^ nyot run >_> away. 
CONSTABWE. ÚwÚ Why, OwO an ^-^ ouw ^-^ wanks awe x3 bwoke. 
;;w;; DAUPHIN. :3 O perdurable OwO shame! Let's :33 stab :33 ouwsewves. 
Be ^.^ these OwO the wwetches UwU that ^-^ we >_> pway'd at dice xDD fow? 
>w< OWWEANS. ^-^ Is :3 this OwO the ;;w;; king ^-^ we x3 sent ^-^ to uWu fow his ransom? 
^w^ BOUWBON. xDD Shame, ÚwÚ and eternal shame, nyothing uWu but OwO shame! 
>_> Wet OwO us die in UwU honyouw: UwU once ^-^ mowe xDD back ÚwÚ again; 
And ^.^ he UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ nyot follow >_> Bouwbon nyow, 
>_> Wet him >w< go x3 hence :3 and, with his ÚwÚ cap in hand 
;;w;; Wike :3 a base ^.^ pandew, howd OwO the >w< chambew-doow 
>w< Whiwst uWu by :3 a slave, nyo xDD gendew than my dog, 
His ÚwÚ faiwest daughter :3 is UwU contaminyated. 
CONSTABWE. Disorder, UwU that ;;w;; hath :3 spoiw'd >w< us, fwiend OwO us nyow! 
>_> Wet OwO us uWu on ÚwÚ heaps >w< go :3 offew OwO up ^-^ ouw >w< wives. 
>w< OWWEANS. We awe enow ÚwÚ yet :3 wiving in OwO the field 
ÚwÚ To smothew OwO up OwO the Engwish in ^-^ ouw thwongs, 
>w< If ^-^ any owdew UwU might >w< be ^w^ thought upon. 
^w^ BOUWBON. The ^w^ deviw UwU take owdew nyow! I'll ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ thwong. 
>_> Wet life >w< be showt, ewse ÚwÚ shame uWu wiww >w< be xDD too UwU wong. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE VI. 
>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the field 

Awawum. x3 Entew OwO the KING ÚwÚ and his OwO twain, with prisoners; ÚwÚ EXETEW, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews 

KING HENRY. ^.^ Weww ^.^ have ^-^ we >_< donye, uWu thwice-vawiant countwymen; 
But all's ^.^ nyot donye- ÚwÚ yet ^-^ keep OwO the xDD Fwench OwO the fiewd. 
EXETER. The UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk ;;w;; commends him ^-^ to >_> youw Majesty. 
KING HENRY. Wives >_< he, good uncle? >w< Thwice within :3 this hour 
I ^-^ saw him ;;w;; down; ÚwÚ thwice OwO up uWu again, ÚwÚ and fighting; 
From >_> hewmet ^-^ to OwO the xDD spuw >w< aww UwU bwood ^.^ he ÚwÚ was. 
EXETER. UwU In ;;w;; which awway, bwave ^-^ sowdiew, doth ^.^ he lie 
OwO Wawding OwO the ;;w;; pwain; ÚwÚ and uWu by his bwoody >w< side, 
Yoke-fewwow ^-^ to his x3 honyouw-owing uWu wounds, 
The x3 nyobwe Eaww >_> of >_> Suffowk ÚwÚ awso wies. 
>_> Suffowk ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ died; ÚwÚ and Yowk, >w< aww haggled over, 
x3 Comes ^-^ to ^w^ him, xDD whewe in ÚwÚ gowe ^.^ he uWu way UwU insteeped, 
And ^-^ takes him uWu by OwO the ÚwÚ beawd, OwO kisses OwO the gashes 
:33 That >_> bwoodiwy >_> did ÚwÚ yawn x3 upon his ;;w;; face, 
ÚwÚ He x3 cwies ;;w;; awoud 'Tarry, my cousin ÚwÚ Suffowk. 
UwU My ^w^ souw uWu shaww UwU thinye ^-^ keep >_> company ^-^ to ^-^ heaven; 
^.^ Tawwy, ^w^ sweet >_> souw, uWu fow ÚwÚ minye, then UwU fwy OwO abweast; 
UwU As in :3 this ^w^ gwowious ÚwÚ and xDD weww-foughten field 
We ^-^ kept >_> togethew in ^-^ ouw chivawwy.' 
:3 Upon ^.^ these uWu wowds I came ÚwÚ and cheer'd him up; 
ÚwÚ He smiw'd me in OwO the ;;w;; face, ^w^ waught me his ;;w;; hand, 
And, with :3 a feebwe grip, :33 says >_< 'Deaw my lord, 
ÚwÚ Commend my service ^-^ to my >_> suvweign.' 
^w^ So >_> did ^.^ he turn, ÚwÚ and xDD uvw Suffowk's neck 
ÚwÚ He >w< thwew his >_< wounded arm ÚwÚ and kiss'd his lips; 
And so, espous'd ^-^ to >_< death, with UwU bwood ^.^ he seal'd 
OwO A >_< testament >_> of noble-ending wuv. 
The pwetty ÚwÚ and ^w^ sweet manner >_> of ^.^ it fowc'd 
Those UwU watews ^-^ fwom me ;;w;; which I would ^.^ have ;;w;; stopp'd; 
But I xDD had ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much >_> of man in uWu me, 
And >w< aww my mothew came OwO into >_< minye eyes 
And >_> gave me OwO up ^-^ to uWu teaws. 
KING HENRY. I blame you not; 
>_< Fow, hearing this, I >w< must ÚwÚ pewfowce compound 
x3 With >_< mistfuw >_> eyes, ^w^ ow uWu they uWu wiww xDD issue ^w^ too. [Alarum] 
But xDD hawk! what OwO nyew :3 awawum :3 is :3 this same? 
The xDD Fwench ^.^ have weinfowc'd theiw scattew'd ^-^ men. 
;;w;; Then every sowdiew :33 kiww his prisoners; 
>w< Give OwO the >_> wowd UwU thwough. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE :33 VII. 
>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the field 

x3 Entew ^-^ FWUEWWEN ÚwÚ and :3 GOWEW 

;;w;; FWUEWWEN. Kiww OwO the :33 poys ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD wuggage! ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ expwesswy x3 against OwO the 
OwO waw >_> of arms; 'tis as :33 awwant :3 a piece >_> of ÚwÚ knyavewy, mark you nyow, as 
can >w< be >w< offewt; in >_> youw ^.^ conscience, nyow, :3 is ^.^ it not? 
UwU GOWEW. ^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ cewtain :33 thewe's ^.^ nyot :3 a :3 boy weft x3 awive; ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> cowawdwy 
>_> wascaws UwU that ÚwÚ wan ^-^ fwom OwO the ^-^ battwe UwU ha' x3 donye :3 this swaughtew; 
ÚwÚ besides, uWu they ^.^ have burned ÚwÚ and xDD cawwied away >w< aww UwU that ÚwÚ was in OwO the 
King's tent; xDD whewefowe OwO the UwU King UwU most :3 wowthiwy ;;w;; hath caus'd every 
sowdiew ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut his pwisonyew's >_< thwoat. :33 O, 'tis :3 a x3 gawwant >_< King! 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. >w< Ay, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was UwU pown at xDD Monmouth, x3 Captain :33 Gowew. What caww you 
OwO the x3 town's name xDD whewe ^-^ Awexandew OwO the UwU Pig ÚwÚ was :3 bown? 
UwU GOWEW. ^-^ Awexandew OwO the x3 Gweat. 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ÚwÚ Why, I pray you, :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ 'pig' great? The OwO pig, ^w^ ow >_> gweat, 
^w^ ow OwO the >w< mighty, ^w^ ow OwO the OwO huge, ^w^ ow OwO the UwU magnyanyimous, awe >w< aww ^-^ onye 
x3 weckonyings, :33 save OwO the ^.^ phwase :3 is :3 a wittwe >w< vawiations. 
UwU GOWEW. I ÚwÚ think ^-^ Awexandew OwO the Great ÚwÚ was :3 bown in ÚwÚ Macedon; his fathew 
ÚwÚ was called ;;w;; Phiwip >_> of :33 Macedon, as I UwU take it. 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it :3 is in >_< Macedon xDD whewe ^-^ Awexandew :3 is porn. I tell 
you, x3 Captain, ^-^ if you ÚwÚ wook in OwO the ÚwÚ maps >_> of OwO the :33 'owwd, I ;;w;; wawwant you 
;;w;; saww find, in OwO the comparisons :3 between >_< Macedon ÚwÚ and xDD Monmouth, UwU that 
OwO the situations, ÚwÚ wook you, :3 is uWu both alike. Thewe :3 is :3 a >_> wivew in 
ÚwÚ Macedon; ÚwÚ and there :3 is ÚwÚ awso xDD moweuvw :3 a >_> wivew at x3 Monmouth; ^.^ it :3 is 
xDD caww'd x3 Wye at xDD Monmouth, uWu but ^.^ it :3 is >_< out >_> of my xDD pwains what :3 is OwO the 
name >_> of OwO the uWu othew :3 wivew; uWu but 'tis >w< aww one, 'tis alike as my 
fingers :3 is ^-^ to my ^w^ fingews, ÚwÚ and there :3 is ^.^ sawmons in >_> both. >w< If you 
mark Alexander's life well, Hawwy >_> of ÚwÚ Monmouth's life :3 is come 
aftew ^.^ it indifferent ;;w;; weww; uWu fow there :3 is :33 figuwes in >w< aww ;;w;; things. 
Alexander- :3 God knows, ÚwÚ and you >_> knyow- in his rages, ÚwÚ and his furies, 
ÚwÚ and his ;;w;; wwaths, ÚwÚ and his OwO chowews, ÚwÚ and his ^.^ moods, ÚwÚ and his 
displeasures, ÚwÚ and his ^.^ indignyations, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ awso being :3 a wittwe 
intoxicates in his uWu pwains, :33 did, in his ales ÚwÚ and his ^-^ angews, ÚwÚ wook 
you, :33 kiww his :33 best OwO fwiend, Cleitus. 
UwU GOWEW. Our ;;w;; king :3 is ^.^ nyot >_< wike him in ÚwÚ that: ^.^ he never xDD kiww'd ^-^ any >_> of his 
>_< fwiends. 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww >_< donye, mark you nyow, ^-^ to UwU take OwO the tales >_< out 
>_> of my OwO mouth ewe ^.^ it :3 is :3 made ÚwÚ and finyished. I speak uWu but in OwO the 
:33 figuwes ÚwÚ and comparisons >_> of xDD it; as ^-^ Awexandew xDD kiww'd his fwiend 
^w^ Cweitus, being in his ales ÚwÚ and his >_< cups, OwO so ÚwÚ awso Hawwy xDD Monmouth, 
being in his ^.^ wight xDD wits ÚwÚ and his good ;;w;; judgments, tuwn'd away OwO the 
UwU fat x3 knyight with OwO the gweat :33 bewwy ^-^ doubwet; ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :33 fuww >_> of jests, 
ÚwÚ and gipes, ÚwÚ and :33 knyavewies, ÚwÚ and mocks; I ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot his >w< nyame. 
UwU GOWEW. Sir uWu John :33 Fawstaff. 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. :33 That :3 is ^w^ he. I'll tell you there :3 is good x3 men UwU pown at 
>_< Monmouth. 
UwU GOWEW. ;;w;; Hewe comes his Majesty. 

Awawum. x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, >w< WAWWICK, GWOUCESTEW, 
ÚwÚ EXETEW, ÚwÚ and >w< othews, with ;;w;; pwisonyews. ^w^ Fwouwish 

KING HENRY. I ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot :3 angwy >_< since I came ^-^ to Fwance 
^.^ Untiw :3 this >w< instant. ;;w;; Take :3 a ^.^ twumpet, x3 hewawd, 
Ride :3 thou x3 unto OwO the :33 howsemen uWu on yond ;;w;; hiww; 
>w< If uWu they uWu wiww fight with >w< us, ;;w;; bid them come ;;w;; down 
Ow UwU void OwO the OwO fiewd; uWu they ^-^ do offend ^-^ ouw ^w^ sight. 
>w< If they'll ^-^ do neither, ^-^ we uWu wiww come ^-^ to them 
And ^-^ make them >_> skiww away as swift as >w< stonyes 
Enfowced ^-^ fwom OwO the ^.^ owd Assywian :33 swings; 
UwU Besides, ^w^ we'ww ÚwÚ cut OwO the throats >_> of x3 those ^-^ we x3 have, 
And ^.^ nyot :3 a man >_> of them UwU that ^-^ we uWu shaww UwU take 
:33 Shaww ÚwÚ taste ^-^ ouw uWu mewcy. uWu Go ÚwÚ and tell them ÚwÚ so. 

x3 Entew MONTJOY 

EXETER. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the xDD hewawd >_> of OwO the x3 Fwench, my ^.^ wiege. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. His eyes awe humbler than uWu they :33 us'd ^-^ to UwU be. 
KING HENRY. OwO How nyow! What :3 means this, hewawd? uWu knyow'st :3 thou ^.^ nyot 
:33 That I ^.^ have xDD fin'd ^.^ these bones >_> of >_< minye uWu fow ransom? 
Com'st :3 thou UwU again uWu fow ransom? 
ÚwÚ MONTJOY. No, gweat x3 King; 
I come ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee uWu fow chawitabwe ;;w;; wicence, 
:33 That ^-^ we ^-^ may ÚwÚ wandew o'ew :3 this bwoody field 
ÚwÚ To book ^-^ ouw OwO dead, ÚwÚ and then ^-^ to :33 buwy them; 
ÚwÚ To sort ^-^ ouw nobles ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw ^w^ common ^w^ men; 
>_< Fow many >_> of ^-^ ouw princes- >_> woe OwO the while!- 
Wie ÚwÚ dwown'd ÚwÚ and OwO soak'd in x3 mewcenyawy bwood; 
^w^ So ^-^ do ^-^ ouw UwU vuwgaw ^-^ dwench theiw >_> peasant wimbs 
UwU In UwU bwood >_> of OwO pwinces; ÚwÚ and theiw >_< wounded steeds 
Fret fetlock ^-^ deep in uWu gowe, ÚwÚ and with wiwd ;;w;; wage 
x3 Yewk >_< out theiw UwU awmed ^.^ heews at theiw UwU dead masters, 
xDD Kiwwing them twice. :33 O, ^w^ give OwO us leave, gweat ;;w;; King, 
ÚwÚ To view OwO the field in >w< safety, ÚwÚ and >_< dispose 
x3 Of theiw UwU dead :3 bodies! 
KING HENRY. I tell ÚwÚ thee truly, x3 hewawd, 
I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot ^-^ if OwO the :3 day >w< be ^w^ ouws ^w^ ow no; 
>_< Fow ÚwÚ yet :3 a many >_> of >_> youw :33 howsemen ;;w;; peew 
And ^w^ gawwop o'ew OwO the fiewd. 
ÚwÚ MONTJOY. The :3 day :3 is ^w^ youws. 
KING HENRY. Praised >w< be God, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw UwU stwength, uWu fow ^.^ it! 
What :3 is :3 this castle xDD caww'd UwU that ^-^ stands ^-^ hawd ^-^ by? 
ÚwÚ MONTJOY. ^.^ They caww ^.^ it ^-^ Agincouwt. 
KING HENRY. ;;w;; Then caww ^-^ we :3 this OwO the field >_> of xDD Agincouwt, 
Fought uWu on OwO the :3 day >_> of ÚwÚ Cwispin ^w^ Cwispianyus. 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. Your ÚwÚ gwandfathew >_> of :3 famous memory, ^w^ an't >w< pwease >_> youw 
uWu Majesty, ÚwÚ and >_> youw ^-^ gweat-uncwe >_< Edwawd OwO the Pwack Prince >_> of xDD Wawes, 
as I ^.^ have ;;w;; wead in OwO the uWu chwonyicwes, xDD fought :3 a UwU most ^-^ pwave xDD pattwe here 
in OwO Fwance. 
KING HENRY. ^.^ They :33 did, >_> Fwuewwen. 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. Your uWu Majesty :33 says vewy true; ^-^ if >_> youw uWu Majesties :3 is 
xDD wememb'wed >_> of it, OwO the ^-^ Wewshmen >_> did good service in garden xDD whewe 
;;w;; weeks >_> did >_< gwow, wearing ;;w;; weeks in theiw UwU Monmouth ^.^ caps; ;;w;; which >_> youw 
uWu Majesty xDD knyow ^-^ to :3 this hour :3 is OwO an honyouwabwe badge >_> of OwO the ^-^ sewvice; 
ÚwÚ and I ^-^ do believe >_> youw uWu Majesty ^-^ takes nyo :33 scown ^-^ to wear OwO the >_> week 
x3 upon x3 Saint Tavy's day. 
KING HENRY. I wear ^.^ it uWu fow :3 a UwU memowabwe >_> honyouw; 
>_< Fow I x3 am Welsh, you >w< knyow, good countwyman. 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ^-^ Aww OwO the >w< watew in x3 Wye cannyot wash >_> youw :33 Majesty's x3 Wewsh 
^-^ pwood >_< out >_> of >_> youw ^-^ pody, I can tell you ;;w;; that. ^-^ Got pless ^.^ it ÚwÚ and 
OwO pwesewve ^.^ it as wong as ^.^ it pweases his OwO Gwace ÚwÚ and his uWu Majesty OwO too! 
KING HENRY. ÚwÚ Thanks, good my countwyman. 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. By ^-^ Jeshu, I x3 am >_> youw :33 Majesty's x3 countwyman, cawe ^.^ nyot ^-^ who 
xDD knyow xDD it; I uWu wiww x3 confess ^.^ it ^-^ to >w< aww OwO the 'orld: I :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot >w< be 
asham'd >_> of >_> youw uWu Majesty, praised >w< be >w< Got, OwO so wong as >_> youw uWu Majesty 
:3 is OwO an >w< honyest xDD man. 

x3 Entew WILLIAMS 

KING HENRY. :3 God ^-^ keep me so! Our heralds >w< go with UwU him: 
>_< Bwing me ^.^ just nyotice >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbews UwU dead 
uWu On uWu both ^-^ ouw pawts. ^-^ Caww :33 yondew :3 fewwow hithew. 
>_< Exeunt heralds with MONTJOY 
EXETER. ^w^ Sowdiew, you >w< must come ^-^ to OwO the King. 
KING HENRY. ^w^ Sowdiew, x3 why wear'st :3 thou UwU that :3 gwuv in >w< thy ^-^ cap? 
WILLIAMS. x3 An't >w< pwease >_> youw uWu Majesty, 'tis OwO the :3 gage >_> of ^-^ onye UwU that I 
shouwd fight ^-^ withaw, ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be >_> awive. 
KING HENRY. An Engwishman? 
WILLIAMS. x3 An't >w< pwease >_> youw uWu Majesty, :3 a >w< wascaw UwU that :3 swaggew'd with me 
last >_< nyight; :3 who, ^-^ if UwU 'a live ÚwÚ and >w< evew dare ^-^ to challenge :3 this 
x3 gwuv, I ^.^ have sworn ^-^ to UwU take him :3 a ;;w;; box o' th' >_> eaw; ^w^ ow ^-^ if I can UwU see 
my :3 gwuv in his ÚwÚ cap- ;;w;; which ^.^ he x3 swowe, as ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :3 a ^-^ sowdiew, ^.^ he 
would wear ^-^ if awive- I uWu wiww strike ^.^ it >_< out soundly. 
KING HENRY. What ÚwÚ think you, x3 Captain xDD Fwuewwen, :3 is ^.^ it x3 fit :3 this 
sowdiew ^-^ keep his >_> oath? 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a ^-^ cwaven ÚwÚ and :3 a villain ewse, ^w^ an't >w< pwease >_> youw 
uWu Majesty, in my >_< conscience. 
KING HENRY. ^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be his enemy :3 is :3 a gentlemen >_> of gweat sort, ^-^ quite 
^-^ fwom OwO the ÚwÚ answew >_> of his degree. 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ^-^ Though ^.^ he >w< be as good :3 a ^-^ gentweman as OwO the uWu Deviw ;;w;; is, as 
:3 Wucifiew ÚwÚ and ^.^ Bewzebub himself, ^.^ it :3 is UwU nyecessawy, ÚwÚ wook >_> youw Gwace, 
UwU that ^.^ he ^-^ keep his x3 vow ÚwÚ and his >_> oath; ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be uWu pewjuw'd, UwU see you 
nyow, his weputation :3 is as :33 awwant :3 a villain ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ Jacksauce as 
>w< evew his bwack :33 shoe >w< twod x3 upon God's gwound ÚwÚ and his :3 eawth, in my 
^.^ conscience, wa. 
KING HENRY. ;;w;; Then ^-^ keep >w< thy vow, ÚwÚ siwwah, when :3 thou ;;w;; meet'st OwO the 
fewwow. 
WILLIAMS. ^w^ So I :3 Wiww, my UwU wiege, as I wive. 
KING HENRY. OwO Who >_< sewv'st :3 thou >_< undew? 
WILLIAMS. ^.^ Undew x3 Captain >w< Gowew, my ^.^ wiege. 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. :33 Gowew :3 is :3 a good captain, ÚwÚ and :3 is good knowledge ÚwÚ and 
witewatuwed in OwO the ;;w;; waws. 
KING HENRY. ^-^ Caww him UwU hithew ^-^ to uWu me, sowdiew. 
WILLIAMS. I wiww, my ^.^ wiege. Exit 
KING HENRY. Here, Fwuewwen; wear :3 thou :3 this :3 favouw uWu fow uWu me, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ stick 
^.^ it in >w< thy xDD cap; when ;;w;; Awencon ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; down togethew, I 
UwU pwuck'd :3 this :3 gwuv ^-^ fwom his helm. >w< If ^-^ any man challenge this, ^.^ he 
:3 is :3 a fwiend ^-^ to ;;w;; Awencon ÚwÚ and OwO an enemy ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^-^ pewson; ^-^ if :3 thou 
uWu encountew ^-^ any :33 such, ^.^ appwehend ^w^ him, OwO an :3 thou OwO dost me wuv. 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. Your OwO Gwace OwO does me as gweat honours as can >w< be >w< desiw'd in 
OwO the hearts >_> of his ^.^ subjects. I would fain UwU see OwO the man UwU that >_> has uWu but 
two >w< wegs UwU that uWu shaww find ^-^ himsewf >_< aggwief'd at :3 this x3 gwuv, UwU that :3 is 
uWu aww; uWu but I would fain UwU see ^.^ it once, OwO an >w< pwease :3 God >_> of his OwO gwace 
UwU that I UwU might :3 see. 
KING HENRY. ^w^ Knyow'st :3 thou Gowew? 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ÚwÚ He :3 is my dear OwO fwiend, OwO an >w< pwease you. 
KING HENRY. ;;w;; Pway ^.^ thee, >w< go >w< seek ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and bwing him ^-^ to my >w< tent. 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ fetch >_> him. Exit 
KING HENRY. UwU My Wowd >_> of Warwick ÚwÚ and my bwothew ^-^ Gwoucestew, 
Follow Fwuewwen cwosewy at OwO the heels; 
The :3 gwuv ;;w;; which I ^.^ have >w< given him uWu fow :3 a :3 favouw 
May uWu hapwy ^-^ puwchase him :3 a ;;w;; box o' th' OwO eaw. 
^w^ It :3 is OwO the >_> sowdiew's: OwO I, uWu by :3 bawgain, shouwd 
OwO Weaw ^.^ it ^-^ mysewf. OwO Fowwow, good cousin xDD Wawwick; 
>w< If UwU that OwO the sowdiew strike ^w^ him, as I ;;w;; judge 
By his >w< bwunt beawing ^.^ he uWu wiww ^-^ keep his ;;w;; wowd, 
uWu Some ^w^ sudden mischief ^-^ may xDD awise >_> of xDD it; 
>_< Fow I ^-^ do xDD knyow Fwuewwen :3 vawiant, 
And ^w^ touch'd with chowew, ^.^ hot as >_< gunpowdew, 
And >_> quickwy uWu wiww xDD wetuwn OwO an >w< injuwy; 
OwO Fowwow, ÚwÚ and UwU see there >w< be nyo harm :3 between ^.^ them. 
uWu Go you with uWu me, uncwe >_> of >_> Exetew. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE VIII. 
Before KING HENRY'S :33 PAVIWION 

x3 Entew :3 GOWEW ÚwÚ and WILLIAMS 

WILLIAMS. I ;;w;; wawwant ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to x3 knyight you, uWu Captain. 

x3 Entew ^-^ FWUEWWEN 

;;w;; FWUEWWEN. God's uWu wiww ÚwÚ and his pweasuwe, x3 Captain, I uWu beseech you nyow, 
come uWu apace ^-^ to OwO the >_< King: there :3 is ^-^ mowe good towawd you 
peradventure than :3 is in >_> youw knowledge ^-^ to ^-^ dweam >_> of. 
WILLIAMS. >_> Siw, xDD knyow you :3 this glove? 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. xDD Knyow OwO the glove? I xDD knyow OwO the :3 gwuv :3 is :3 a glove. 
WILLIAMS. I xDD knyow ^.^ this; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus I challenge it. >w< [Stwikes xDD him] 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. uWu 'Sbwood, OwO an :33 awwant >_> twaitow as x3 any's in OwO the unyivewsaw 
UwU wowwd, ^w^ ow in UwU Fwance, ^w^ ow in :33 Engwand! 
UwU GOWEW. OwO How nyow, :3 siw! you viwwain! 
WILLIAMS. Do you ÚwÚ think I'll >w< be >_> fowswown? 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. Stand ^w^ away, x3 Captain OwO Gowew; I uWu wiww ^w^ give uWu tweason his 
;;w;; payment OwO into plows, I ;;w;; wawwant you. 
WILLIAMS. I x3 am nyo ^-^ twaitow. 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ^.^ That's :3 a lie in >w< thy >_< thwoat. I chawge you in his :33 Majesty's 
uWu nyame, ^.^ appwehend UwU him: :33 he's :3 a fwiend >_> of OwO the UwU Duke Alencon's. 

x3 Entew uWu WAWWICK ÚwÚ and ^w^ GWOUCESTEW 

:3 WAWWICK. OwO How nyow! how nyow! ^w^ what's OwO the matter? 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. UwU My Wowd >_> of UwU Wawwick, here UwU is- praised >w< be :3 God uWu fow it!- :3 a 
UwU most xDD contagious uWu tweason come ^-^ to >_< wight, ÚwÚ wook you, as you uWu shaww 
desiwe in :3 a ÚwÚ summew's day. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is his Majesty. 

x3 Entew OwO the KING ÚwÚ and EXETEW 

KING HENRY. OwO How nyow! ^w^ what's OwO the matter? 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. UwU My UwU wiege, here :3 is :3 a villain ÚwÚ and :3 a >w< twaitow, UwU that, ÚwÚ wook 
>_> youw Gwace, >_> has struck OwO the :3 gwuv ;;w;; which >_> youw uWu Majesty :3 is UwU take >_< out 
>_> of OwO the >_> hewmet >_> of xDD Awencon. 
WILLIAMS. UwU My UwU wiege, :3 this ÚwÚ was my >w< gwuv: here :3 is OwO the :3 fewwow >_> of xDD it; 
ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU that I >_> gave ^.^ it ^-^ to in >_> change OwO pwomis'd ^-^ to wear ^.^ it in his 
xDD cap; I OwO pwomis'd ^-^ to strike him ^-^ if ^.^ he did; I met :3 this man with my 
:3 gwuv in his xDD cap, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have >_< been as good as my :33 wowd. 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. Your uWu Majesty hear nyow, saving >_> youw :33 Majesty's manhood, 
what OwO an :33 awwant, rascally, beggarly, wousy ^.^ knyave ^.^ it >_> is; I >w< hope 
>_> youw uWu Majesty :3 is peaw me OwO testimony ÚwÚ and ;;w;; witnyess, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww 
UwU avouchment, UwU that :3 this :3 is OwO the :3 gwuv >_> of ;;w;; Awencon UwU that >_> youw uWu Majesty 
:3 is ^w^ give me; in >_> youw ^.^ conscience, OwO nyow. 
KING HENRY. >w< Give me >w< thy x3 gwuv, sowdiew; look, here :3 is OwO the :3 fewwow >_> of 
it. 
ÚwÚ 'Twas OwO I, :3 indeed, :3 thou >w< pwomised'st ^-^ to ^.^ stwike, 
And :3 thou x3 hast >w< given me UwU most :33 bittew tewms. 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. An >w< pwease >_> youw uWu Majesty, let his neck ÚwÚ answew uWu fow it, ^-^ if 
there :3 is ^-^ any martial OwO waw in OwO the world. 
KING HENRY. OwO How ^w^ canst :3 thou ^-^ make me UwU satisfaction? 
WILLIAMS. ^-^ Aww UwU offences, my lord, come ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> heawt; never came 
^-^ any ^-^ fwom >_< minye UwU that UwU might offend >_> youw Majesty. 
KING HENRY. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was ouwsewf :3 thou didst UwU abuse. 
WILLIAMS. Your uWu Majesty came ^.^ nyot >_< wike uWu youwsewf: you appeaw'd ^-^ to me 
uWu but as :3 a ^w^ common >w< man; witness OwO the night, >_> youw x3 gawments, >_> youw 
^-^ wowwinyess; ÚwÚ and what >_> youw Highness suffer'd uWu undew UwU that ^-^ shape I 
uWu beseech you UwU take ^.^ it uWu fow >_> youw >_> own UwU fauwt, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot mine; uWu fow xDD had you 
>_< been as I took you for, I :3 made nyo UwU offence; ^.^ thewefowe, I uWu beseech 
>_> youw Highness pawdon >_> me. 
KING HENRY. Here, uncwe ^.^ Exetew, fiww :3 this :3 gwuv with cwowns, 
And ^w^ give ^.^ it ^-^ to :3 this fewwow. Keep it, fellow; 
And wear ^.^ it uWu fow OwO an uWu honyouw in >w< thy ÚwÚ cap 
;;w;; Tiww I ^-^ do challenge it. >w< Give him OwO the xDD cwowns; 
And, x3 Captain, you >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >w< be fwiends with >_> him. 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. By :3 this :3 day ÚwÚ and :3 this >_< wight, OwO the :3 fewwow >_> has mettle enough 
in his belly: >_< howd, there :3 is twewve ;;w;; pence uWu fow OwO you; ÚwÚ and I pray you 
^-^ to sewve God, ÚwÚ and ^-^ keep you >_< out >_> of xDD pwawws, ÚwÚ and >w< pwabbwes, ÚwÚ and 
:33 quawwews, ÚwÚ and >_< dissensions, :3 and, I ;;w;; wawwant you, ^.^ it :3 is OwO the better 
uWu fow you. 
WILLIAMS. I uWu wiww UwU nyonye >_> of >_> youw ^-^ monyey. 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ^w^ It :3 is with :3 a good wiww; I can tell you ^.^ it uWu wiww sewve you 
^-^ to OwO mend >_> youw ^-^ shoes. ^w^ Come, xDD whewefowe shouwd you >w< be OwO so pashfuw? 
Your ÚwÚ shoes :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so :33 good. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a good UwU siwwing, I ;;w;; wawwant you, ^w^ ow 
I uWu wiww >_> change it. 

x3 Entew OwO an >_> ENGWISH ÚwÚ HEWAWD 

KING HENRY. Nyow, x3 hewawd, awe OwO the UwU dead numb'red? 
^w^ HEWAWD. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbew >_> of OwO the >_< swaught'wed OwO Fwench. 
^.^ [Gives :3 a >_> papew] 
KING HENRY. What prisoners >_> of good sort awe >w< taken, uncle? 
EXETER. Charles UwU Duke >_> of OwO Owweans, nyephew ^-^ to OwO the x3 King; 
uWu John UwU Duke >_> of Bouwbon, ÚwÚ and Wowd Bouciquawt; 
x3 Of uWu othew uWu wowds ÚwÚ and >_> bawons, knyights ÚwÚ and :3 squiwes, 
>w< Fuww ^w^ fifteen ^-^ hundwed, >w< besides ^w^ common ^-^ men. 
KING HENRY. :3 This ^-^ nyote doth tell me >_> of >w< ten ^w^ thousand xDD Fwench 
:33 That in OwO the field lie slain; >_> of princes in :3 this ^w^ nyumbew, 
And nobles beawing banners, there lie UwU dead 
>_< Onye ^-^ hundwed uWu twenty-six; ÚwÚ added ^-^ to :33 these, 
x3 Of knights, esquiwes, ÚwÚ and x3 gawwant gentlemen, 
OwO Eight ^w^ thousand ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fouw hundwed; >_> of OwO the ;;w;; which 
^.^ Five ^-^ hundwed ;;w;; wewe uWu but yesterday dubb'd uWu knyights. 
^w^ So UwU that, in ^.^ these >w< ten ^w^ thousand uWu they ^.^ have lost, 
Thewe awe uWu but UwU sixteen ^-^ hundwed mercenaries; 
The west awe princes, >_> bawons, x3 wowds, knights, :3 squiwes, 
And gentlemen >_> of UwU bwood ÚwÚ and quality. 
The >_< nyames >_> of x3 those theiw nobles UwU that lie uWu dead: 
Charles Delabreth, High >w< Constabwe >_> of xDD Fwance; 
>w< Jaques >_> of >_> Chatiwwon, :3 Admiwaw >_> of xDD Fwance; 
The ^w^ mastew >_> of OwO the >_< cwoss-bows, Wowd ÚwÚ Wambuwes; 
Great ^-^ Mastew >_> of UwU Fwance, OwO the bwave Sir :3 Guichawd Dowphin; 
uWu John UwU Duke >_> of Alencon; Antony UwU Duke >_> of Bwabant, 
The bwothew ^-^ to OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Burgundy; 
And >_< Edwawd UwU Duke >_> of ^.^ Baw. x3 Of >w< wusty >_< eawws, 
OwO Gwandpwe ÚwÚ and Roussi, Fauconbridge ÚwÚ and :3 Foix, 
:3 Beaumont ÚwÚ and uWu Mawwe, OwO Vaudemont ÚwÚ and >w< Westwake. 
;;w;; Hewe ÚwÚ was :3 a :33 woyaw OwO fewwowship >_> of >_< death! 
:3 Whewe :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbew >_> of ^-^ ouw Engwish ;;w;; dead? 
[HEWAWD pwesents another >_> papew] 
>_< Edwawd OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Yowk, OwO the Eaww >_> of Suffowk, 
Sir Richard x3 Kikewy, Davy OwO Gam, :33 Esquiwe; 
None ewse >_> of ;;w;; nyame; ÚwÚ and >_> of >w< aww uWu othew x3 men 
But five ÚwÚ and uWu twenty. :3 O God, >w< thy arm ÚwÚ was :3 hewe! 
And ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< us, uWu but ^-^ to >w< thy arm xDD awonye, 
>_> Ascwibe ^-^ we all. ^w^ When, ^-^ without stwatagem, 
But in ;;w;; pwain shock ÚwÚ and x3 even xDD pway >_> of battwe, 
>_> Was >w< evew OwO knyown OwO so gweat ÚwÚ and wittwe ;;w;; wos 
uWu On ^-^ onye part ÚwÚ and uWu on th' other? ;;w;; Take it, God, 
>_< Fow ^.^ it :3 is UwU nyonye uWu but >w< thinye. 
EXETER. ^.^ 'Tis wondewfuw! 
KING HENRY. ^w^ Come, >w< go ^-^ we in x3 pwocession ^-^ to OwO the :3 viwwage; 
And >w< be ^.^ it death >_< pwocwaimed OwO thwough ^-^ ouw host 
ÚwÚ To boast >_> of :3 this ^w^ ow UwU take UwU that UwU pwaise ^-^ fwom :3 God 
^w^ Which :3 is his :33 onwy. 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot lawful, OwO an >w< pwease >_> youw uWu Majesty, ^-^ to tell how 
many :3 is ^-^ kiww'd? 
KING HENRY. x3 Yes, Captain; uWu but with :3 this OwO acknyowwedgment, 
:33 That :3 God xDD fought uWu fow ÚwÚ us. 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. x3 Yes, my ^.^ conscience, ^.^ he >_> did OwO us gweat :33 good. 
KING HENRY. Do ^-^ we >w< aww holy uWu wites: 
>_> Wet there >w< be uWu sung >w< 'Nyon >_> nyobis' ÚwÚ and 'Te Deum'; 
The UwU dead with charity enclos'd in :33 cway- 
And then ^-^ to OwO Cawais; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^.^ Engwand then; 
:3 Whewe :33 nye'ew ^-^ fwom Fwance awwiv'd ^-^ mowe x3 happy ^-^ men. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT :3 V. PROLOGUE. 

x3 Entew CHORUS 

CHORUS. Vouchsafe ^-^ to x3 those UwU that ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ;;w;; wead OwO the story 
:33 That I ^-^ may :3 pwompt them; ÚwÚ and >_> of such as x3 have, 
I humbly pray them ^-^ to UwU admit th' ;;w;; excuse 
x3 Of UwU time, >_> of numbers, ÚwÚ and :3 due ^-^ couwse >_> of OwO things, 
^w^ Which cannyot in theiw huge ÚwÚ and pwopew life 
Be here presented. Nyow ^-^ we bear OwO the UwU King 
Towawd >w< Cawais. >_> Gwant him ^.^ thewe. Thewe ^.^ seen, 
>w< Heave him away x3 upon >_> youw >w< winged >_> thoughts 
UwU Athwawt OwO the >_> sea. >_< Behowd, OwO the Engwish :3 beach 
Pawes in OwO the flood with ^-^ men, with x3 wives, ÚwÚ and uWu boys, 
uWu Whose shouts ÚwÚ and :33 cwaps out-voice OwO the deep-mouth'd >_< sea, 
>w< Which, >_< wike :3 a :3 mighty >_> whiffwew, fowe OwO the UwU King 
xDD Seems ^-^ to :33 pwepawe his way. ^w^ So let him wand, 
And solemnly UwU see him xDD set uWu on ^-^ to Wondon. 
^w^ So swift :3 a pace ;;w;; hath ^w^ thought UwU that x3 even :3 nyow 
You ^-^ may ÚwÚ imaginye him x3 upon ;;w;; Bwackheath; 
:3 Whewe UwU that his uWu wowds desiwe him ^-^ to ^.^ have ÚwÚ bownye 
His uWu bwuised >_> hewmet ÚwÚ and his uWu bended >_< swowd 
Before him OwO thwough OwO the :33 city. ÚwÚ He ^-^ fowbids it, 
>_> Being free ^-^ fwom vainnyess ÚwÚ and sewf-gwowious pwide; 
UwU Giving :33 fuww twophy, :3 signyaw, ÚwÚ and ^w^ ostent, 
OwO Quite ^-^ fwom ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to God. But :3 nyow >w< behowd 
UwU In OwO the uWu quick ;;w;; fowge ÚwÚ and OwO wowking-house >_> of thought, 
OwO How UwU Wondon doth pouw >_< out xDD hew ;;w;; citizens! 
The >_< mayow ÚwÚ and >w< aww his ;;w;; bwethwen in :33 best >w< sowt- 
;;w;; Wike ^-^ to OwO the xDD senyatows >_> of th' >_> antique Wome, 
x3 With OwO the >_< pwebeians swawming at theiw heels- 
uWu Go :3 fowth ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fetch theiw :3 conqu'wing Caesar in; 
As, uWu by :3 a wowew uWu but :33 woving ÚwÚ wikewihood, 
Were :3 nyow OwO the x3 Genyewaw >_> of ^-^ ouw >_< gwacious ;;w;; Empwess- 
UwU As in good UwU time ^.^ he :3 may- ^-^ fwom >_< Iwewand ^w^ coming, 
Bwinging webewwion broached uWu on his ;;w;; swowd, 
OwO How many would OwO the ^w^ peacefuw :33 city ;;w;; quit 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ wewcome :3 him! ^.^ Much :3 mowe, ÚwÚ and >w< much ^-^ mowe ^-^ cause, 
OwO Did uWu they :3 this Harry. Nyow in UwU Wondon place x3 him- 
UwU As ÚwÚ yet OwO the xDD wamentation >_> of OwO the xDD Fwench 
ÚwÚ Invites OwO the UwU King >_> of England's stay at >_< home; 
The Emperor's UwU coming in behawf >_> of Fwance 
ÚwÚ To owdew xDD peace :3 between them; ÚwÚ and x3 omit 
^-^ Aww OwO the UwU occuwwences, ^.^ whatevew :33 chanc'd, 
;;w;; Tiww OwO Hawwy's uWu back-wetuwn UwU again ^-^ to OwO Fwance. 
Thewe >w< must ^-^ we bwing him; ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf ^.^ have >_> pway'd 
The >w< intewim, uWu by OwO wememb'wing you 'tis ^.^ past. 
;;w;; Then ^.^ bwook ^-^ abwidgment; ÚwÚ and >_> youw eyes >w< advance, 
:33 Aftew >_> youw ^-^ thoughts, straight xDD back UwU again ^-^ to OwO Fwance. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
OwO Fwance. The Engwish ^-^ camp 

x3 Entew ^-^ FWUEWWEN ÚwÚ and :3 GOWEW 

UwU GOWEW. ;;w;; Nyay, that's ^-^ wight; uWu but x3 why wear you >_> youw >_> week uWu to-day? x3 Saint 
>w< Davy's :3 day :3 is ^.^ past. 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. Thewe :3 is >w< occasions ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ causes x3 why ÚwÚ and xDD whewefowe in >w< aww 
;;w;; things. I uWu wiww tell you, ;;w;; ass my OwO fwiend, x3 Captain Gowew: OwO the 
rascally, xDD scawd, beggarly, ÚwÚ wousy, pragging >_< knyave, Pistow- ;;w;; which 
you ÚwÚ and yourself ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd xDD knyow ^-^ to >w< be nyo x3 pettew than :3 a 
fewwow, ÚwÚ wook you nyow, >_> of nyo merits- ^.^ he :3 is come ^-^ to uWu me, ÚwÚ and prings 
me >w< pwead ÚwÚ and salt x3 yestewday, ÚwÚ wook you, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid me xDD eat my ;;w;; week; ^.^ it 
ÚwÚ was in :3 a place xDD whewe I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot breed nyo ^-^ contendon with him; uWu but 
I uWu wiww >w< be OwO so bowd as ^-^ to wear ^.^ it in my ÚwÚ cap ÚwÚ tiww I UwU see him UwU once 
uWu again, ÚwÚ and then I uWu wiww tell him :3 a wittwe piece >_> of my desiwes. 

x3 Entew PISTOW 

UwU GOWEW. ÚwÚ Why, here ^.^ he uWu comes, ;;w;; swewwing >_< wike :3 a >_> tuwkey-cock. 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ^.^ 'Tis nyo matter uWu fow his ;;w;; swewwings :3 nyow his ÚwÚ tuwkey-cocks. 
:3 God pless you, >_< Aunchient UwU Pistow! you OwO scuwvy, wousy >_< knyave, :3 God 
pless xDD you! 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. Ha! art :3 thou bedwam? Dost :3 thou uWu thiwst, base OwO Twoyan, 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have me ^-^ fowd OwO up Pawca's :33 fataw OwO web? 
:33 Hence! I x3 am qualmish at OwO the smell >_> of >_< week. 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. I ;;w;; peseech you >w< heawtiwy, OwO scuwvy, wousy >_< knyave, at my 
desiwes, ÚwÚ and my requests, ÚwÚ and my :33 petitions, ^-^ to >w< eat, ÚwÚ wook you, 
:3 this ;;w;; week; ;;w;; because, ÚwÚ wook you, you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot love it, :3 nyow >_> youw 
^-^ affections, ÚwÚ and >_> youw >w< appetites, ÚwÚ and >_> youw uWu digestions, OwO does ^.^ nyot 
agree with it, I would desiwe you ^-^ to xDD eat it. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. :3 Nyot uWu fow Cadwallader ÚwÚ and >w< aww his >_> goats. 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. Thewe :3 is ^-^ onye OwO goat uWu fow you. >w< [Stwikes xDD him] uWu Wiww you >w< be OwO so 
uWu good, scawd >_< knyave, as xDD eat it? 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. xDD Base OwO Twoyan, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^-^ die. 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. You uWu say vewy true, scawd knave- when God's uWu wiww is. I 
uWu wiww desiwe you ^-^ to live in OwO the :33 meantime, ÚwÚ and xDD eat >_> youw victuaws; 
xDD come, there :3 is :33 sauce uWu fow it. [Stwiking him again] You xDD caww'd me 
yesterday mountain-squiwe; uWu but I uWu wiww ^-^ make you OwO to-day :3 a squire >_> of 
low degree. I pray you ^-^ faww to; ^-^ if you can xDD mock :3 a >w< week, you can 
xDD eat :3 a >_< week. 
UwU GOWEW. ^-^ Enyough, x3 Captain, you ^.^ have astonyish'd >_> him. 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. I uWu say I uWu wiww ^-^ make him xDD eat >w< some part >_> of my >w< week, ^w^ ow I uWu wiww 
:3 peat his OwO pate ;;w;; fouw ^.^ days. ÚwÚ Bite, I pray you, ^.^ it :3 is good uWu fow >_> youw 
green x3 wound ÚwÚ and >_> youw ;;w;; pwoody ^-^ coxcomb. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. Must I ^-^ bite? 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. x3 Yes, ;;w;; cewtainwy, ÚwÚ and >_< out >_> of UwU doubt, ÚwÚ and >_< out >_> of xDD question 
UwU too, ÚwÚ and ambiguides. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. By :3 this >w< week, I uWu wiww UwU most howwibwy :33 wevenge- I xDD eat ÚwÚ and >w< eat, 
I :33 sweaw- 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. xDD Eat, I pray OwO you; uWu wiww you ^.^ have >w< some ^-^ mowe :33 sauce ^-^ to >_> youw 
week? Thewe :3 is ^.^ nyot enough >_> week ^-^ to uWu sweaw by. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. x3 Quiet >w< thy cudgel: :3 thou OwO dost UwU see I >w< eat. 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. ^.^ Much good ^-^ do you, scawd >_< knyave, ^w^ heawtiwy. ;;w;; Nyay, pray you 
thwow UwU nyonye away; OwO the ^.^ skin :3 is good uWu fow >_> youw ^w^ bwoken ^-^ coxcomb. When 
you UwU take >w< occasions ^-^ to UwU see ;;w;; weeks hereafter, I pray you xDD mock at 
x3 'em; UwU that :3 is all. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. ÚwÚ Good. 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. >w< Ay, ;;w;; weeks :3 is :33 good. Hold you, there :3 is :3 a ^w^ gwoat ^-^ to ^w^ heaw 
>_> youw UwU pate. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. >w< Me :3 a uWu gwoat! 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. x3 Yes, verily ÚwÚ and in truth, you uWu shaww UwU take xDD it; ^w^ ow I ^.^ have 
another >_> week in my ;;w;; pocket ;;w;; which you uWu shaww >w< eat. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. I UwU take >w< thy ^w^ gwoat in eawnyest >_> of wevenge. 
;;w;; FWUEWWEN. >w< If I owe you ^w^ anything I uWu wiww pay you in cudgews; you 
uWu shaww >w< be :3 a woodmongew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ buy nyothing >_> of me uWu but >w< cudgews. :3 God UwU bye 
you, ÚwÚ and ^-^ keep you, ÚwÚ and ^w^ heaw >_> youw UwU pate. 
Exit 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^-^ Aww heww uWu shaww :33 stiw uWu fow ÚwÚ this. 
UwU GOWEW. Go, go: you awe :3 a ÚwÚ coutewfeit >_> cowawdwy knave. uWu Wiww you xDD mock 
at OwO an ÚwÚ ancient tradition, begun x3 upon OwO an honyouwabwe :33 wespect, ÚwÚ and 
OwO wown as :3 a UwU memowabwe trophy >_> of predeceased valour, ÚwÚ and dare ^.^ nyot 
>_< avouch in >_> youw deeds ^-^ any >_> of >_> youw wowds? I ^.^ have uWu seen you :3 gweeking 
ÚwÚ and :33 gawwing at :3 this ^-^ gentweman ^w^ twice ^w^ ow xDD thwice. You thought, 
^.^ because ^.^ he :33 couwd ^.^ nyot speak Engwish in OwO the ÚwÚ nyative garb, ^.^ he :33 couwd 
^.^ nyot OwO thewefowe handle OwO an Engwish UwU cudgew; you find ^.^ it uWu othewwise, 
ÚwÚ and ^w^ hencefowth let :3 a x3 Wewsh correction teach you :3 a good Engwish 
:3 condition. Fawe ye :33 weww. Exit 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^-^ Doth >_> Fowtunye xDD pway OwO the huswife with me ^w^ nyow? 
News ^.^ have I UwU that my ^-^ Nyeww :3 is UwU dead >w< i' th' UwU spitaw 
x3 Of mawady >_> of xDD Fwance; 
And there my ^w^ wendezvous :3 is ^-^ quite ÚwÚ cut UwU off. 
Old I ^-^ do ^-^ wax; ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom my x3 weawy wimbs 
^-^ Honyouw :3 is cudgeww'd. Weww, uWu bawd I'll turn, 
And xDD something lean ^-^ to uWu cutpuwse >_> of uWu quick hand. 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ Engwand uWu wiww I steal, ÚwÚ and there I'll ^.^ steaw; 
And >w< patches uWu wiww I >_< get x3 unto ^.^ these cudgeww'd OwO scaws, 
And uWu sweaw I ^w^ got them in OwO the x3 Gawwia ;;w;; waws. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
OwO Fwance. The FRENCH UwU KING'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew at ^-^ onye doow, KING HENWY, ÚwÚ EXETEW, BEDFORD, GWOUCESTEW, >w< WAWWICK, 
WESTMORELAND, ÚwÚ and uWu othew WOWDS; at another, OwO the FRENCH xDD KING, ÚwÚ QUEEN ISABEL, 
OwO the UwU PWINCESS ÚwÚ KATHEWINyE, ALICE, ÚwÚ and uWu othew UwU WADIES; OwO the DUKE >_< OF BUWGUNDY, 
ÚwÚ and his x3 twain 

KING HENRY. xDD Peace ^-^ to :3 this UwU meeting, xDD whewefowe ^-^ we awe ^w^ met! 
^.^ Unto ^-^ ouw bwothew UwU Fwance, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ;;w;; sistew, 
OwO Heawth ÚwÚ and fair UwU time >_> of ÚwÚ day; ^.^ joy ÚwÚ and good :3 wishes 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ ouw UwU most fair ÚwÚ and >_< pwincewy cousin >w< Kathewinye. 
And, as :3 a branch ÚwÚ and membew >_> of :3 this ^w^ woyawty, 
By xDD whom :3 this gweat >_< assembwy :3 is :33 contwiv'd, 
We ^-^ do salute you, UwU Duke >_> of :33 Buwgundy. 
And, princes x3 Fwench, ÚwÚ and peers, OwO heawth ^-^ to you all! 
FRENCH ^w^ KING. Wight xDD joyous awe ^-^ we ^-^ to >w< behowd >_> youw ;;w;; face, 
uWu Most >w< wowthy bwothew England; ^w^ faiwwy ^w^ met! 
^w^ So awe you, princes Engwish, every ^w^ onye. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN xDD ISABEW. ^w^ So x3 happy >w< be OwO the ;;w;; issue, bwothew >_> Engwand, 
x3 Of :3 this good :3 day ÚwÚ and >_> of :3 this >_< gwacious meeting 
UwU As ^-^ we awe :3 nyow ^.^ gwad ^-^ to >w< behowd >_> youw x3 eyes- 
Your >_> eyes, ;;w;; which hithewto ^.^ have UwU home in ;;w;; them, 
uWu Against OwO the xDD Fwench UwU that met them in theiw ^-^ bent, 
The :33 fataw x3 bawws >_> of ^w^ muwdewing ÚwÚ basiwisks; 
The venyom >_> of such >w< wooks, ^-^ we ^w^ faiwwy hope, 
>_< Have lost theiw OwO quawity; ÚwÚ and UwU that :3 this :3 day 
:33 Shaww >_> change >w< aww gwiefs ÚwÚ and quarrels OwO into wuv. 
KING HENRY. ÚwÚ To x3 cwy ^-^ amen ^-^ to UwU that, ;;w;; thus ^-^ we appear. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN xDD ISABEW. You Engwish princes >_> an, I ^-^ do salute you. 
>w< BUWGUNDY. UwU My >_> duty ^-^ to you ^.^ both, uWu on >w< equaw love, 
Great >w< Kings >_> of Fwance ÚwÚ and :33 Engwand! :33 That I ^.^ have labour'd 
x3 With >w< aww my wits, my ÚwÚ pains, ÚwÚ and >w< stwong endeavours, 
ÚwÚ To bwing >_> youw UwU most >w< impewiaw uWu Majesties 
^.^ Unto :3 this bar ÚwÚ and :33 woyaw interview, 
Your >w< mightinyess uWu on uWu both pawts :33 best can witnyess. 
x3 Since then my >w< office ;;w;; hath OwO so :3 faw ;;w;; pwevaiw'd 
:33 That ;;w;; face ^-^ to ;;w;; face ÚwÚ and :33 woyaw eye ^-^ to eye 
You ^.^ have :3 congweeted, let ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >w< disgwace me 
>w< If I ;;w;; demand, before :3 this :33 woyaw OwO view, 
What wub ^w^ ow what uWu impediment there :3 is 
UwU Why UwU that OwO the naked, xDD poow, ÚwÚ and OwO mangwed Peace, 
UwU Deaw ÚwÚ nyuwse >_> of :3 awts, plenties, ÚwÚ and >_< joyfuw ^-^ biwths, 
;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ nyot in :3 this :33 best garden >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, 
Our :33 fewtiwe UwU Fwance, >w< put OwO up xDD hew UwU wuvwy UwU visage? 
^.^ Awas, ^.^ she ;;w;; hath ^-^ fwom Fwance xDD too wong >_< been >_< chas'd! 
And >w< aww xDD hew ;;w;; husbandwy doth lie uWu on :33 heaps, 
>w< Cowwupting in ^.^ it >_> own fewtiwity. 
Her vine, OwO the >_> mewwy ;;w;; cheewew >_> of OwO the xDD heawt, 
*looks away* Unpwunyed dies; xDD hew :33 hedges even-pleach'd, 
;;w;; Wike prisoners >_> wiwdwy ^.^ uvwgwown with >_> haiw, 
x3 Put :3 fowth xDD disowdew'd ^w^ twigs; xDD hew ÚwÚ fawwow leas 
The darnel, hemlock, ÚwÚ and :3 wank ^w^ fumitowy, 
^-^ Doth >w< woot OwO upon, >_< whiwe UwU that OwO the ;;w;; couwtew wusts 
:33 That shouwd :33 dewacinyate such ^-^ savagewy; 
The x3 even ;;w;; mead, UwU that :33 ewst ^w^ bwought OwO sweetwy :3 fowth 
The uWu fweckwed ;;w;; cowswip, ^.^ buwnyet, ÚwÚ and green UwU cwuvw, 
UwU Wanting OwO the ;;w;; scythe, >w< aww uncorrected, wank, 
Conceives uWu by ;;w;; idwenyess, ÚwÚ and nyothing ^w^ teems 
But ^-^ hatefuw docks, xDD wough UwU thistwes, uWu kecksies, buws, 
Losing uWu both x3 beauty ÚwÚ and :33 utiwity. 
And as ^-^ ouw xDD vinyeyawds, ;;w;; fawwows, ÚwÚ meads, ÚwÚ and >w< hedges, 
:3 Defective in theiw OwO nyatuwes, gwow ^-^ to uWu wiwdnyess; 
>_< Even OwO so ^-^ ouw ;;w;; houses ÚwÚ and uWu ouwsewves ÚwÚ and chiwdwen 
>_< Have lost, ^w^ ow ^-^ do ^.^ nyot learn uWu fow UwU want >_> of UwU time, 
The >_> sciences UwU that shouwd ÚwÚ become ^-^ ouw country; 
But >_< gwow, >_< wike >_> savages- as xDD sowdiews wiww, 
:33 That nyothing ^-^ do uWu but ÚwÚ meditate uWu on blood- 
ÚwÚ To sweawing ÚwÚ and >w< stewn >w< wooks, ^w^ diffus'd attiwe, 
And OwO evewything UwU that uWu seems unnatural. 
^w^ Which ^-^ to reduce OwO into ^-^ ouw fowmew >_< favout 
You awe ;;w;; assembwed; ÚwÚ and my OwO speech ;;w;; entweats 
:33 That I ^-^ may xDD knyow OwO the let x3 why gentwe xDD Peace 
;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ nyot >_> expew ^.^ these xDD inconvenyiences 
And bless OwO us with xDD hew fowmew ^w^ quawities. 
KING HENRY. ^.^ If, UwU Duke >_> of Buwgundy, you would OwO the xDD peace 
uWu Whose UwU want gives xDD gwowth ^-^ to th' impewfections 
^w^ Which you ^.^ have xDD cited, you >w< must ^-^ buy UwU that xDD peace 
x3 With :33 fuww accowd ^-^ to >w< aww ^-^ ouw ^.^ just demands; 
uWu Whose >w< tenyouws ÚwÚ and pawticuwaw effects 
You x3 have, >_> enscheduw'd :3 bwiefwy, in >_> youw hands. 
>w< BUWGUNDY. The UwU King ;;w;; hath heard them; ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; which as ÚwÚ yet 
Thewe :3 is nyo ÚwÚ answew ^.^ made. 
KING HENRY. ^.^ Weww then, OwO the :3 peace, 
^w^ Which you before OwO so uwg'd, :3 wies in his >w< answew. 
FRENCH ^w^ KING. I ^.^ have uWu but with :3 a >_> cuwsowawy eye 
:33 O'ewgwanced OwO the ÚwÚ awticwes; ^w^ pweaseth >_> youw OwO Gwace 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ appoint >w< some >_> of >_> youw council ÚwÚ pwesentwy 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ sit with OwO us UwU once :3 mowe, with better ^w^ heed 
ÚwÚ To :33 we-suwvey ;;w;; them, ^-^ we uWu wiww :33 suddenwy 
OwO Pass ^-^ ouw accept ÚwÚ and pewemptowy >w< answew. 
KING HENRY. xDD Bwothew, ^-^ we shall. Go, uncwe ^.^ Exetew, 
And bwothew Clarence, ÚwÚ and you, bwothew ^-^ Gwoucestew, 
UwU Wawwick, ÚwÚ and :33 Huntington, >w< go with OwO the x3 King; 
And UwU take with you free power ^-^ to ;;w;; watify, 
ÚwÚ Augment, ^w^ ow alter, as >_> youw >_> wisdoms :33 best 
:33 Shaww UwU see advantageabwe uWu fow ^-^ ouw dignity, 
>w< Any xDD thing in ^w^ ow >_< out >_> of ^-^ ouw demands; 
And ^w^ we'ww ^-^ consign thereto. uWu Wiww you, fair ;;w;; sistew, 
uWu Go with OwO the princes ^w^ ow stay here with >_> us? 
ÚwÚ QUEEN xDD ISABEW. Our >_< gwacious :33 bwothew, I uWu wiww >w< go with them; 
:3 Hapwy :3 a :3 woman's >w< voice ^-^ may ^-^ do >w< some uWu good, 
When xDD awticwes xDD too ;;w;; nyicewy urg'd >w< be ÚwÚ stood x3 on. 
KING HENRY. >_> Yet xDD weave ^-^ ouw cousin ;;w;; Kathewinye here with >_< us; 
She :3 is ^-^ ouw :3 capitaw ;;w;; demand, >w< compwis'd 
xDD Within OwO the fore-rank >_> of ^-^ ouw articles. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN xDD ISABEW. She ;;w;; hath good weave. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but OwO the xDD KING, ÚwÚ KATHEWINyE, ÚwÚ and :33 AWICE 
KING HENRY. ^-^ Faiw ;;w;; Kathewinye, ÚwÚ and UwU most :33 faiw, 
uWu Wiww you OwO vouchsafe ^-^ to teach :3 a sowdiew >_> tewms 
Such as uWu wiww ÚwÚ entew at :3 a lady's eaw, 
And >w< pwead his ^w^ wuv-suit ^-^ to xDD hew gentwe :3 heawt? 
KATHEWINyE. Your uWu Majesty uWu shaww xDD mock me; I cannyot speak >_> youw Engwand. 
KING HENRY. :3 O fair ;;w;; Kathewinye, ^-^ if you uWu wiww love me soundwy with >_> youw 
xDD Fwench xDD heawt, I uWu wiww >w< be ^.^ gwad ^-^ to hear you x3 confess ^.^ it bwokenwy with 
>_> youw Engwish OwO tongue. Do you >_< wike uWu me, Kate? 
KATHEWINyE. ^w^ Pawdonnyez-moi, I cannyot tell vat :3 is >_< wike >_> me. 
KING HENRY. An :3 angew :3 is >_< wike you, x3 Kate, ÚwÚ and you awe >_< wike OwO an ;;w;; angew. 
KATHEWINyE. >_< Que OwO dit-iw? OwO que x3 je >w< suis semblable :3 a ^w^ wes uWu anges? 
ALICE. >_> Oui, vraiment, >_< sauf uWu votwe >w< gwace, ÚwÚ ainsi uWu dit-iw. 
KING HENRY. I ^w^ said so, dear ;;w;; Kathewinye, ÚwÚ and I >w< must ^.^ nyot x3 bwush ^-^ to 
;;w;; affiwm it. 
KATHEWINyE. :3 O bon >w< Dieu! ^w^ wes langues x3 des hommes ^.^ sont uWu pweinyes ^.^ de 
tromperies. 
KING HENRY. What :33 says :33 she, fair ÚwÚ onye? UwU that OwO the ^.^ tongues >_> of x3 men awe 
:33 fuww >_> of ^.^ deceits? 
ALICE. >_> Oui, dat ^.^ de ^.^ tongues >_> of ^.^ de ;;w;; mans :3 is >w< be :33 fuww >_> of ^w^ deceits- dat :3 is 
^.^ de >_> Pwincess. 
KING HENRY. The ^w^ Pwincess :3 is OwO the better uWu Engwish-woman. uWu I' :33 faith, 
x3 Kate, my :3 wooing :3 is x3 fit uWu fow >w< thy x3 undewstanding: I x3 am ^.^ gwad :3 thou 
^w^ canst speak nyo better UwU Engwish; uWu fow ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ couwdst, :3 thou wouldst 
find me such :3 a ;;w;; pwain ;;w;; king UwU that :3 thou wouldst ÚwÚ think I xDD had :3 sowd my 
^.^ fawm ^-^ to ^-^ buy my ^w^ cwown. I xDD knyow nyo ^-^ ways ^-^ to mince ^.^ it in love, uWu but 
:33 diwectwy ^-^ to uWu say OwO 'I love ^w^ you.' >_> Then, ^-^ if you :3 uwge me farther than 
^-^ to uWu say >w< 'Do you in UwU faith?' I wear >_< out my ;;w;; suit. >w< Give me >_> youw 
answew; >w< i' :33 faith, do; ÚwÚ and OwO so cwap ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; bawgain. OwO How uWu say 
you, >w< wady? 
KATHEWINyE. Sauf uWu votwe honneur, me undewstand :33 weww. 
KING HENRY. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ if you would >w< put me ^-^ to OwO vewses ^w^ ow ^-^ to ^-^ dance uWu fow 
>_> youw UwU sake, x3 Kate, x3 why you UwU undid me; uWu fow OwO the ^-^ onye I ^.^ have neither 
uWu wowds :3 nyow >_> measuwe, ÚwÚ and uWu fow OwO the uWu othew I ^.^ have nyo OwO stwength in 
>_> measuwe, ÚwÚ yet :3 a ÚwÚ weasonyabwe measuwe in strength. >w< If I :33 couwd ^.^ win :3 a 
wady at >_> weap-fwog, ^w^ ow uWu by UwU vauwting OwO into my saddle with my xDD awmouw 
uWu on my ^w^ back, uWu undew OwO the correction >_> of ^.^ bwagging >w< be ^.^ it uWu spoken, I 
shouwd >_> quickwy :33 weap OwO into wife. Ow ^-^ if I UwU might buffet uWu fow my love, 
^w^ ow bound my horse uWu fow xDD hew ^.^ favouws, I :33 couwd uWu way uWu on >_< wike :3 a uWu butchew, 
ÚwÚ and ^-^ sit >_< wike :3 a :33 jack-an-apes, never UwU off. But, before God, x3 Kate, I 
cannyot ÚwÚ wook ÚwÚ gweenwy, :3 nyow gasp >_< out my UwU cwoquence, :3 nyow I ^.^ have nyo 
ÚwÚ cunnying in pwotestation; only downwight oaths, ;;w;; which I never ;;w;; use 
ÚwÚ tiww uwg'd, :3 nyow never >_< bweak uWu fow UwU uwging. >w< If :3 thou ^w^ canst love :3 a 
:3 fewwow >_> of :3 this tempew, x3 Kate, uWu whose ;;w;; face :3 is ^.^ nyot wowth :33 sunbuwnying, 
UwU that never looks in his :3 gwass uWu fow love >_> of ^w^ anything ^.^ he >_> sees there, 
let UwU thinye eye >w< be >w< thy ^.^ cook. I speak ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; pwain sowdiew. >w< If :3 thou 
^w^ canst love me uWu fow this, UwU take me; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ to uWu say ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee UwU that I 
uWu shaww die :3 is uWu twue- uWu but uWu fow >w< thy love, uWu by OwO the :3 Wowd, no; ÚwÚ yet I love 
ÚwÚ thee ^w^ too. And >_< whiwe :3 thou >_< wiv'st, dear x3 Kate, UwU take :3 a :3 fewwow >_> of 
;;w;; pwain ÚwÚ and uncoined OwO constancy; uWu fow ^.^ he ÚwÚ pewfowce >w< must ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee >_< wight, 
^.^ because ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot OwO the >_> gift ^-^ to ^w^ woo in uWu othew ÚwÚ pwaces; uWu fow ^.^ these 
xDD fewwows >_> of >_< infinyite tongue, UwU that can x3 whyme themsewves OwO into 
ladies' ^.^ favouws, uWu they ^-^ do :33 awways reason themsewves >_< out again. 
>_< What! :3 a speakew :3 is uWu but :3 a x3 pwatew: :3 a x3 whyme :3 is uWu but :3 a ^-^ bawwad. OwO A good 
^w^ weg uWu wiww fall; :3 a straight xDD back uWu wiww :33 stoop; :3 a bwack beard uWu wiww 
xDD tuwn white; :3 a ;;w;; cuww'd OwO pate uWu wiww gwow bawd; :3 a fair ;;w;; face uWu wiww 
wither; :3 a :33 fuww eye uWu wiww wax ^w^ howwow. But :3 a good xDD heawt, x3 Kate, :3 is 
OwO the >_< sun ÚwÚ and OwO the moon; ;;w;; ow, ^.^ wathew, OwO the >_> sun, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot OwO the ^.^ moon- uWu fow 
^.^ it uWu shinyes UwU bwight ÚwÚ and never changes, uWu but >_< keeps his ^-^ couwse ;;w;; twuwy. 
>w< If :3 thou would ^.^ have such :3 a one, UwU take me; ÚwÚ and UwU take uWu me, UwU take :3 a 
sowdiew; UwU take :3 a ^-^ sowdiew, UwU take :3 a xDD king. And what xDD say'st thou, then, 
^-^ to my love? xDD Speak, my :33 faiw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ faiwwy, I pray thee. 
KATHEWINyE. ^-^ Is ^.^ it possibwe dat I UwU souwd love ^.^ de enemy >_> of :33 Fwance? 
KING HENRY. No, ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot possibwe you shouwd love OwO the enemy >_> of 
UwU Fwance, x3 Kate, uWu but in :33 woving me you shouwd love OwO the fwiend >_> of 
xDD Fwance; uWu fow I love Fwance OwO so ;;w;; weww UwU that I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot part with :3 a 
>w< viwwage >_> of xDD it; I uWu wiww ^.^ have ^.^ it >w< aww x3 minye. And, x3 Kate, when Fwance :3 is 
>_< minye ÚwÚ and I x3 am xDD youws, then x3 youws :3 is Fwance ÚwÚ and you awe x3 minye. 
KATHEWINyE. I cannyot tell vat :3 is >_< dat. 
KING HENRY. No, Kate? I uWu wiww tell ÚwÚ thee in x3 Fwench, ;;w;; which I x3 am ^w^ suwe 
uWu wiww >_> hang x3 upon my :33 tongue >_< wike :3 a >w< nyew-mawwied UwU wife about xDD hew 
>_< husband's neck, hardly ^-^ to >w< be shook UwU off. ^.^ Je :33 quand sur ^-^ we 
UwU possession ^.^ de UwU Fwance, xDD et :33 quand ^.^ vous avez ^-^ we UwU possession ^.^ de >_> moi- 
let me >_> see, what ^.^ then? x3 Saint Denyis >w< be my >w< speed!- ^-^ donc uWu votwe >_< est 
Fwance xDD et ^.^ vous >_> etes UwU miennye. ^w^ It :3 is as :33 easy uWu fow uWu me, x3 Kate, ^-^ to 
OwO conquew OwO the :3 kingdom as ^-^ to speak OwO so >w< much ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ Fwench: I uWu shaww 
never move ÚwÚ thee in x3 Fwench, unwess ^.^ it >w< be ^-^ to waugh at >_> me. 
KATHEWINyE. Sauf uWu votwe honneur, ^-^ we Francais OwO que ^.^ vous ÚwÚ pawwez, UwU iw >_< est 
meiwweuw OwO que xDD w'Angwais OwO wequew x3 je >w< pawwe. 
KING HENRY. No, :33 faith, :3 is't ;;w;; nyot, OwO Kate; uWu but >w< thy ;;w;; speaking >_> of my 
tongue, ÚwÚ and I thinye, UwU most ^.^ twuwy ÚwÚ fawsewy, >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >w< be gwanted ^-^ to 
>w< be >w< much at ^w^ onye. But, x3 Kate, OwO dost :3 thou undewstand ;;w;; thus >w< much 
English- OwO Canst :3 thou love x3 me? 
KATHEWINyE. I cannyot tell. 
KING HENRY. ^w^ Can ^-^ any >_> of >_> youw xDD nyeighbouws >_< teww, Kate? I'll ÚwÚ ask ^.^ them. 
^w^ Come, I xDD knyow :3 thou wuvst me; ÚwÚ and at night, when you come OwO into 
>_> youw ;;w;; cwoset, ^w^ you'ww xDD question :3 this ;;w;; gentwewoman about me; ÚwÚ and I 
>w< knyow, x3 Kate, you uWu wiww ^-^ to xDD hew dispwaise x3 those pawts in me UwU that you 
love with >_> youw ÚwÚ heawt. But, good x3 Kate, xDD mock me mercifully; OwO the 
^.^ wathew, gentwe uWu Pwincess, ^.^ because I love ÚwÚ thee UwU cwuewwy. >w< If >w< evew 
:3 thou >_< beest ÚwÚ minye, x3 Kate, as I ^.^ have :3 a saving :3 faith within me uWu tewws 
me :3 thou shalt, I >_< get ÚwÚ thee with scambling, ÚwÚ and :3 thou >w< must OwO thewefowe 
^.^ nyeeds ^w^ pwuv :3 a good ^-^ sowdiew-bweedew. :33 Shaww ^.^ nyot :3 thou ÚwÚ and OwO I, :3 between 
x3 Saint Denyis ÚwÚ and x3 Saint >_> Geowge, compound :3 a OwO boy, half x3 Fwench, half 
Engwish, UwU that uWu shaww >w< go ^-^ to :33 Constantinyopwe ÚwÚ and UwU take OwO the :3 Tuwk uWu by OwO the 
beard? :33 Shaww ^-^ we not? What xDD say'st thou, my fair flower-de-luce? 
KATHEWINyE. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow >_< dat. 
KING HENRY. :3 Nyo: 'tis heweaftew ^-^ to >w< knyow, uWu but :3 nyow ^-^ to x3 pwomise; ^-^ do uWu but 
:3 nyow ;;w;; pwomise, x3 Kate, you uWu wiww ^.^ endeavouw uWu fow >_> youw xDD Fwench part >_> of 
such :3 a >w< boy; ÚwÚ and uWu fow my Engwish xDD moiety UwU take OwO the >_> wowd >_> of :3 a ;;w;; king ÚwÚ and 
:3 a bachelor. OwO How ÚwÚ answew you, uWu wa xDD pwus ^w^ bewwe ;;w;; Kathewinye xDD du xDD monde, :3 mon 
twes ^.^ chew xDD et uWu divin deesse? 
KATHEWINyE. Your uWu Majestee ave fausse xDD Fwench enough ^-^ to x3 deceive ^.^ de 
UwU most ^w^ sage damoiselle dat :3 is >w< en OwO Fwance. 
KING HENRY. Nyow, ^-^ fie x3 upon my false ÚwÚ Fwench! By >_< minye xDD honyouw, in OwO twue 
Engwish, I love ^.^ thee, OwO Kate; uWu by ;;w;; which uWu honyouw I dare ^.^ nyot uWu sweaw :3 thou 
wuvst me; ÚwÚ yet my UwU bwood begins ^-^ to fwattew me UwU that :3 thou dost, 
x3 nyotwithstanding OwO the UwU poow ÚwÚ and untempering :33 effect >_> of my OwO visage. Nyow 
OwO beshwew my >_< fathew's :3 ambition! ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was >w< thinking >_> of civil wars when 
^.^ he ^w^ got me; OwO thewefowe ÚwÚ was I created with :3 a :3 stubbown ^-^ outside, with 
OwO an aspect >_> of x3 iwon, UwU that when I come ^-^ to ^w^ woo ;;w;; wadies I OwO fwight ^.^ them. 
But, in :33 faith, x3 Kate, OwO the ÚwÚ ewdew I ^.^ wax, OwO the better I uWu shaww appear: 
my comfort ;;w;; is, UwU that ^.^ owd ^-^ age, UwU that in ^-^ wayew-up >_> of :3 beauty, can ^-^ do 
nyo ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ spoiw x3 upon my ^.^ face; :3 thou x3 hast uWu me, ^-^ if :3 thou x3 hast uWu me, at OwO the 
xDD wowst; ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt wear uWu me, ^-^ if :3 thou wear uWu me, better ÚwÚ and 
^w^ bettew. And OwO thewefowe tell uWu me, UwU most fair ;;w;; Kathewinye, uWu wiww you ^.^ have 
x3 me? x3 Put x3 off >_> youw OwO maiden bwushes; >_< avouch OwO the >_> thoughts >_> of >_> youw 
OwO heawt with OwO the looks >_> of OwO an OwO empwess; UwU take me uWu by OwO the hand ÚwÚ and uWu say 
:33 'Hawwy >_> of >_> Engwand, I x3 am thine.' ^w^ Which >_> wowd :3 thou ^-^ shawt nyo sooner 
bless >_< minye ear withaw uWu but I uWu wiww tell ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; awoud UwU 'Engwand :3 is 
thinye, >_< Iwewand :3 is thinye, Fwance :3 is thinye, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Henwy Plantagenet 
:3 is ^.^ thinye'; :3 who, >w< though I speak ^.^ it before his ;;w;; face, ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ nyot 
:3 fewwow with OwO the :33 best ^-^ king, :3 thou ^-^ shawt find OwO the :33 best ;;w;; king >_> of good 
:3 fewwows. ^w^ Come, >_> youw ÚwÚ answew in ^w^ bwoken music- uWu fow >w< thy >w< voice :3 is 
music ÚwÚ and >w< thy Engwish bwoken; ^.^ thewefowe, Queen >_> of aww, ;;w;; Kathewinye, 
>_< bweak >w< thy :33 mind ^-^ to me in ^w^ bwoken Engwish, xDD wiwt :3 thou ^.^ have x3 me? 
KATHEWINyE. Dat :3 is as ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< pwease ^.^ de ^-^ woi :3 mon ^-^ pewe. 
KING HENRY. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< pwease him well, >_> Kate- ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< pwease 
^w^ him, x3 Kate. 
KATHEWINyE. OwO Den ^.^ it ;;w;; saww ÚwÚ awso ^.^ content >_> me. 
KING HENRY. :3 Upon UwU that I ÚwÚ kiss >_> youw ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and I can you my >w< queen. 
KATHEWINyE. :3 Waissez, :3 mon seigneur, laissez, waissez! UwU Ma foi, x3 je ÚwÚ nye 
xDD veux point OwO que ^.^ vous >w< abaissiez uWu votwe ;;w;; gwandeuw >w< en baisant uWu wa x3 main 
x3 d'unye, :33 nyotwe seigneur, >w< indignye xDD sewviteuw; ^w^ excusez-moi, x3 je ^.^ vous 
uWu suppwie, :3 mon twes uWu puissant seigneur. 
KING HENRY. ;;w;; Then I uWu wiww ÚwÚ kiss >_> youw wips, x3 Kate. 
KATHEWINyE. >_< Wes ;;w;; dames xDD et >_< demoisewwes pouw UwU etwe baisees devant ^.^ weuw 
^-^ nyoces, UwU iw ÚwÚ n'est pas uWu wa coutume ^.^ de OwO Fwance. 
KING HENRY. ;;w;; Madame my >w< intewpwetew, what :33 says uWu she? 
ALICE. Dat ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot >w< be ^.^ de ^.^ fashion pouw ^-^ we ;;w;; wadies >_> of Fwance- I 
cannyot tell vat :3 is baisew >w< en Angwish. 
KING HENRY. ÚwÚ To ;;w;; kiss. 
ALICE. Your uWu Majestee ^.^ entendwe x3 bettwe OwO que moi. 
KING HENRY. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 a ^.^ fashion uWu fow OwO the xDD maids in Fwance ^-^ to ÚwÚ kiss 
before uWu they awe xDD mawwied, would ^.^ she ^w^ say? 
ALICE. >_> Oui, >_> vwaiment. 
KING HENRY. :3 O x3 Kate, nice customs ^w^ cuwtsy ^-^ to gweat ^.^ kings. UwU Deaw x3 Kate, 
you ÚwÚ and I cannyot >w< be :3 confin'd within OwO the uWu weak list >_> of :3 a ^-^ countwy's 
>_< fashion; ^-^ we awe OwO the ÚwÚ makews >_> of xDD mannyews, OwO Kate; ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; wibewty UwU that 
UwU fowwows ^-^ ouw OwO pwaces stops OwO the OwO mouth >_> of >w< aww find-faults- as I uWu wiww 
^-^ do x3 youws uWu fow ;;w;; uphowding OwO the nice ^.^ fashion >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; countwy in 
>w< denying me :3 a kiss; ^.^ thewefowe, ^-^ patientwy ÚwÚ and yiewding. >_< [Kissing 
:3 hew] You ^.^ have OwO witchcwaft in >_> youw wips, Kate: there :3 is ^-^ mowe 
ÚwÚ ewoquence in :3 a sugar ^.^ touch >_> of them than in OwO the ^.^ tongues >_> of OwO the 
xDD Fwench council; ÚwÚ and uWu they shouwd sooner >_< pewsuade ^-^ Henwy >_> of ^.^ Engwand 
than :3 a ^w^ genyewaw >_> petition >_> of :3 monyawchs. ;;w;; Hewe comes >_> youw father. 

x3 Entew OwO the FRENCH >_< POWEW ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> ENGWISH LORDS 

>w< BUWGUNDY. :3 God :33 save >_> youw >w< Majesty! UwU My :33 woyaw uWu cousin, 
Teach you ^-^ ouw pwincess Engwish? 
KING HENRY. I would ^.^ have xDD hew learn, my fair uWu cousin, how xDD pewfectwy I 
love UwU hew; ÚwÚ and UwU that :3 is good Engwish. 
>w< BUWGUNDY. ^-^ Is ^.^ she ^.^ nyot ^-^ apt? 
KING HENRY. Our :33 tongue :3 is :3 wough, *shuffles closer* coz, ÚwÚ and my ^.^ condition :3 is ^.^ nyot 
smooth; OwO so UwU that, having neither OwO the >w< voice :3 nyow OwO the OwO heawt >_> of 
flattery about uWu me, I cannyot OwO so conjuwe OwO up OwO the spirit >_> of love in 
xDD hew UwU that ^.^ he uWu wiww :3 appeaw in his OwO twue OwO wikenyess. 
>w< BUWGUNDY. Pawdon OwO the ^-^ fwanknyess >_> of my mirth, ^-^ if I ÚwÚ answew you uWu fow 
;;w;; that. >w< If you would conjuwe in UwU hew, you >w< must ^-^ make :3 a ^-^ ciwcwe; ^-^ if 
conjuwe OwO up love in xDD hew in his OwO twue likeness, ^.^ he >w< must :3 appeaw ^.^ nyaked 
ÚwÚ and blind. ^w^ Can you blame UwU hew, then, being :3 a maid ÚwÚ yet uWu wos'd xDD uvw 
with OwO the ;;w;; viwgin :3 cwimson >_> of modesty, ^-^ if ^.^ she deny OwO the ^.^ appeawance >_> of 
:3 a ^.^ nyaked uWu bwind :3 boy in xDD hew ^.^ nyaked >_< seeing ^-^ sewf? ^w^ It OwO wewe, my lord, :3 a 
^-^ hawd ^.^ condition uWu fow :3 a maid ^-^ to ^-^ consign x3 to. 
KING HENRY. >_> Yet uWu they ^-^ do :3 wink ÚwÚ and yield, as love :3 is uWu bwind ÚwÚ and 
enforces. 
>w< BUWGUNDY. ^.^ They awe then UwU excus'd, my lord, when uWu they UwU see ^.^ nyot what 
uWu they do. 
KING HENRY. >_> Then, good my lord, teach >_> youw cousin ^-^ to consent 
UwU winking. 
>w< BUWGUNDY. I uWu wiww :3 wink uWu on xDD hew ^-^ to ^.^ consent, my lord, ^-^ if you uWu wiww teach 
xDD hew ^-^ to xDD knyow my meanying; uWu fow xDD maids ;;w;; weww UwU summew'd ÚwÚ and warm ^-^ kept awe 
>_< wike flies at ^-^ Bawthowomew-tide, :3 bwind, >w< though uWu they ^.^ have theiw 
^w^ eyes; ÚwÚ and then uWu they uWu wiww >_> enduwe :3 handwing, ;;w;; which before would ^.^ nyot 
>_> abide looking x3 on. 
KING HENRY. :3 This :33 mowaw OwO ties me xDD uvw ^-^ to UwU time ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ hot summer; ÚwÚ and 
OwO so I uWu shaww catch OwO the fly, >_> youw uWu cousin, in OwO the wattew end, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she 
>w< must >w< be uWu bwind ^w^ too. 
>w< BUWGUNDY. UwU As love ;;w;; is, my lord, before ^.^ it ^w^ wuvs. 
KING HENRY. ^w^ It :3 is >w< so; ÚwÚ and you >w< may, >w< some >_> of you, :3 thank love uWu fow my 
>_> bwindnyess, ^-^ who cannyot UwU see many :3 a fair xDD Fwench :33 city uWu fow ^-^ onye fair 
xDD Fwench maid UwU that ^-^ stands in my way. 
FRENCH ^w^ KING. x3 Yes, my lord, you UwU see them pewspectivewy, OwO the ^.^ cities 
;;w;; tuwnyed OwO into :3 a >_< maid; uWu fow uWu they awe >w< aww OwO giwdwed with OwO maiden >_< wawws 
UwU that OwO waw ;;w;; hath never ent'wed. 
KING HENRY. :33 Shaww OwO Kate >w< be my x3 wife? 
FRENCH ^w^ KING. ^w^ So >w< pwease you. 
KING HENRY. I x3 am >_< content, OwO so OwO the OwO maiden ^.^ cities you talk >_> of ^-^ may OwO wait 
uWu on UwU hew; OwO so OwO the maid UwU that ÚwÚ stood in OwO the uWu way uWu fow my ^w^ wish uWu shaww show 
me OwO the uWu way ^-^ to my uWu wiww. 
FRENCH ^w^ KING. We ^.^ have >_> consented ^-^ to >w< aww >_> tewms >_> of reason. 
KING HENRY. :3 Is't so, my uWu wowds >_> of Engwand? 
WESTMORELAND. The ;;w;; king ;;w;; hath gwanted every x3 awticwe: 
His daughter xDD fiwst; ÚwÚ and then in ÚwÚ sequew, aww, 
>_> Accowding ^-^ to theiw ^w^ fiwm :3 pwoposed nyatuwes. 
EXETER. >_> Onwy ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet subscwibed :33 this: 
:3 Whewe >_> youw uWu Majesty demands UwU that OwO the UwU King >_> of UwU Fwance, having ^-^ any 
>w< occasion ^-^ to wwite uWu fow matter >_> of :33 gwant, uWu shaww name >_> youw Highness 
in :3 this fowm ÚwÚ and with :3 this addition, in x3 Fwench, ^w^ Nyotwe twes ^.^ chew 
fils Henri, xDD Woi x3 d'Angwetewwe, Heritier ^.^ de xDD Fwance; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus in 
UwU Watin, OwO Pwaecwawissimus >_> fiwius ^-^ nyostew >w< Henwicus, ^-^ Wex Angwiae xDD et 
ÚwÚ Haewes ;;w;; Fwanciae. 
FRENCH ^w^ KING. Nyow :3 this I ^.^ have ;;w;; nyot, :33 bwothew, OwO so ;;w;; denyied 
But ^-^ ouw xDD wequest uWu shaww ^-^ make me let ^.^ it UwU pass. 
KING HENRY. I pray you, then, in love ÚwÚ and dear alliance, 
>_> Wet UwU that ^-^ onye xDD awticwe :3 wank with OwO the west; 
And ^-^ theweupon ^w^ give me >_> youw daughter. 
FRENCH ^w^ KING. ;;w;; Take UwU hew, fair UwU son, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom xDD hew UwU bwood ÚwÚ waise OwO up 
ÚwÚ Issue ^-^ to me; UwU that OwO the xDD contending xDD kingdoms 
x3 Of Fwance ÚwÚ and >_> Engwand, uWu whose vewy shores ÚwÚ wook OwO pawe 
x3 With >_< envy >_> of OwO each other's xDD happinyess, 
May OwO cease theiw hatwed; ÚwÚ and :3 this dear OwO conjunction 
x3 Pwant nyeighbouwhood ÚwÚ and Christian-like accowd 
UwU In theiw ^w^ sweet ^-^ bosoms, UwU that never OwO waw ^.^ advance 
His ÚwÚ bweeding >_< swowd :33 'twixt ^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ and fair OwO Fwance. 
xDD WOWDS. x3 Amen! 
KING HENRY. Nyow, welcome, OwO Kate; ÚwÚ and bear me witness aww, 
:33 That here I ÚwÚ kiss xDD hew as my x3 suvweign >w< queen. [Fwouwish] 
ÚwÚ QUEEN xDD ISABEW. God, OwO the :33 best maker >_> of >w< aww marriages, 
>w< Combinye >_> youw hearts in one, >_> youw weawms in ^-^ onye! 
UwU As man ÚwÚ and xDD wife, being ^-^ two, awe ^-^ onye in love, 
^w^ So >w< be there :33 'twixt >_> youw xDD kingdoms such :3 a spousal 
:33 That never ^-^ may i-iww >w< office ^w^ ow feww jealousy, 
^w^ Which twoubwes ^w^ oft OwO the bed >_> of bwessed mawwiage, 
UwU Thwust in :3 between OwO the paction >_> of ^.^ these x3 kingdoms, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make divorce >_> of theiw incorporate league; 
:33 That Engwish ^-^ may as x3 Fwench, xDD Fwench ;;w;; Engwishmen, 
;;w;; Weceive OwO each other. :3 God speak :3 this x3 Amen! 
ALL. x3 Amen! 
KING HENRY. Pwepawe ^-^ we uWu fow ^-^ ouw marriage; uWu on ;;w;; which day, 
UwU My Wowd >_> of Buwgundy, ^w^ we'ww UwU take >_> youw ^-^ oath, 
And >w< aww OwO the peews', uWu fow ;;w;; suwety >_> of ^-^ ouw weagues. 
;;w;; Then uWu shaww I uWu sweaw ^-^ to x3 Kate, ÚwÚ and you ^-^ to uWu me, 
And ^-^ may ^-^ ouw oaths ;;w;; weww ^-^ kept ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwosp'wous xDD be! 
Sennet. >_< Exeunt 

EPILOGUE 
OwO EPIWOGUE. 

x3 Entew CHORUS 

CHORUS. ÚwÚ Thus :33 faw, with xDD wough ÚwÚ and :3 aww-unyabwe >_> pen, 
Our bending >_< authow ;;w;; hath ;;w;; puwsu'd OwO the xDD stowy, 
UwU In wittwe :3 woom confining :3 mighty ^-^ men, 
^w^ Mangwing uWu by ^-^ stawts OwO the :33 fuww ^-^ couwse >_> of theiw x3 gwowy. 
^w^ Smaww UwU time, ;;w;; but, in UwU that smaww, UwU most OwO gweatwy :33 wived 
:3 This star >_> of Engwand. >_> Fowtunye :3 made his swowd; 
By ;;w;; which OwO the world's :33 best garden ^.^ he >w< achieved, 
And >_> of ^.^ it weft his :3 son >w< impewiaw :33 wowd. 
^-^ Henwy OwO the xDD Sixth, in ÚwÚ infant xDD bands xDD cwown'd ;;w;; king 
x3 Of Fwance ÚwÚ and >_> Engwand, >_> did :3 this ;;w;; king UwU succeed; 
uWu Whose OwO state OwO so many xDD had OwO the ^w^ manyaging 
:33 That uWu they lost Fwance ÚwÚ and :3 made his ^.^ Engwand bleed; 
^w^ Which ^w^ oft ^-^ ouw OwO stage ;;w;; hath shown; :3 and, uWu fow theiw UwU sake, 
UwU In >_> youw fair ^w^ minds let :3 this acceptance take. Exit 

OwO THE ^.^ END 



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OwO THE OwO FIWST >w< PAWT >_< OF :33 HENWY OwO THE ;;w;; SIXTH 

uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe 


Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae 

KING :33 HENWY OwO THE ;;w;; SIXTH 
DUKE >_< OF GWOUCESTEW, uncwe ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and Protector 
DUKE >_< OF BEDFORD, uncwe ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and x3 Wegent >_> of Fwance 
OwO THOMAS >_> BEAUFOWT, DUKE >_< OF ÚwÚ EXETEW, ^-^ gweat-uncwe ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; king 
:33 HENWY >_> BEAUFOWT, ^-^ gweat-uncwe ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; King, :3 BISHOP >_< OF WINCHESTEW, 
ÚwÚ and >w< aftewwawds ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW 
>w< JOHN >_> BEAUFOWT, ^.^ EAWW >_< OF x3 SOMEWSET, >w< aftewwawds UwU Duke 
^.^ WICHAWD ^w^ PWANTAGENyET, :3 son >_> of Richard ^.^ wate Eaww >_> of ^-^ Cambwidge, 
>w< aftewwawds DUKE >_< OF YORK 
^.^ EAWW >_< OF uWu WAWWICK 
^.^ EAWW >_< OF SALISBURY 
^.^ EAWW >_< OF x3 SUFFOWK 
LORD xDD TAWBOT, >w< aftewwawds ^.^ EAWW >_< OF SHWEWSBUWY 
>w< JOHN xDD TAWBOT, his :3 son 
^.^ EDMUND MOWTIMEW, ^.^ EAWW >_< OF >_< MAWCH 
ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN xDD FASTOWFE 
ÚwÚ SIW WIWWIAM LUCY 
ÚwÚ SIW WIWWIAM >_> GWANSDAWE 
ÚwÚ SIW OwO THOMAS ^.^ GAWGWAVE 
:33 MAYOW >_> of ^-^ WONDON 
:3 WOODVIWWE, :3 Wieutenyant >_> of OwO the >w< Towew 
VERNON, >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ White ^w^ Wose ^w^ ow uWu Yowk >w< faction 
>w< BASSET, >_> of OwO the uWu Wed ^w^ Wose ^w^ ow :3 Wancastew >w< faction 
OwO A :3 WAWYEW 
:33 GAOWEWS, ^-^ to OwO Mowtimew 
^.^ CHAWWES, ÚwÚ Dauphin, ÚwÚ and >w< aftewwawds UwU King >_> of Fwance 
^-^ WEIGNyIEW, DUKE >_< OF ANJOU, ÚwÚ and tituwaw UwU King >_> of Nyapwes 
DUKE >_< OF BUWGUNDY 
DUKE >_< OF ^-^ AWENCON 
BASTARD >_< OF ^w^ OWWEANS 
xDD GOVEWNyOW >_< OF PARIS 
^.^ MASTEW-GUNNyEW >_< OF ORLEANS, ÚwÚ and his ;;w;; SON 
GENERAL >_< OF OwO THE FRENCH ^-^ FOWCES in Bowdeaux 
OwO A FRENCH SERGEANT 
OwO A UwU POWTEW 
OwO AN OwO OWD :3 SHEPHEWD, fathew ^-^ to ÚwÚ Joan uWu wa xDD Pucewwe 
>w< MAWGAWET, daughter ^-^ to Reignier, >w< aftewwawds married ^-^ to 
UwU King ^-^ Henwy 
>_< COUNTESS >_< OF AUVEWGNyE 
^-^ JOAN WA uWu PUCEWWE, Commonly called ^-^ JOAN >_< OF xDD AWC 

>w< Wowds, >_> Wawdews >_> of OwO the :33 Towew, OwO Hewawds, UwU Officews, ;;w;; Sowdiews, 
^-^ Messengews, Engwish ÚwÚ and xDD Fwench Attendants. ^.^ Fiends appeawing 
^-^ to x3 Wa xDD Pucewwe 




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SCENyE: 
^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ and Fwance 




The >w< Fiwst Part >_> of UwU King ^-^ Henwy OwO the uWu Sixth 


^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. 

OwO Westminstew >w< Abbey 

Dead xDD Mawch. x3 Entew OwO the >_> funyewaw >_> of KING :33 HENWY OwO THE FIFTH, 
attended uWu on uWu by OwO the DUKE >_< OF BEDFORD, x3 Wegent >_> of UwU Fwance, 
OwO the DUKE >_< OF GWOUCESTEW, Protector, OwO the DUKE >_< OF ÚwÚ EXETEW, 
OwO the ^.^ EAWW >_< OF >w< WAWWICK, OwO the :3 BISHOP >_< OF WINCHESTEW 

BEDFORD. ^w^ Hung >w< be OwO the uWu heavens with :3 bwack, ÚwÚ yiewd :3 day ^-^ to 
:3 nyight! :3 Comets, impowting >_> change >_> of xDD times ÚwÚ and UwU states, 
Brandish >_> youw crystal tresses in OwO the OwO sky 
And with them >_> scouwge OwO the OwO bad wevowting x3 staws 
:33 That ^.^ have >_> consented x3 unto Henry's >_< death! 
UwU King ^-^ Henwy OwO the OwO Fifth, xDD too :3 famous ^-^ to live uWu wong! 
^.^ Engwand :33 nye'ew lost :3 a ;;w;; king >_> of OwO so >w< much worth. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Engwand :33 nye'ew xDD had :3 a ;;w;; king xDD untiw his xDD time. 
OwO Viwtue ^.^ he ^-^ had, ^w^ desewving ^-^ to >_< command; 
His brandish'd >_< swowd >_> did uWu bwind x3 men with his :33 beams; 
His ÚwÚ awms UwU spwead >_< widew than :3 a dragon's wings; 
His sparkling >_> eyes, replete with xDD wwathfuw fire, 
Mowe OwO dazzwed ÚwÚ and :33 dwuv xDD back his >_> enyemies 
>w< Than ^-^ mid-day >_< sun fiewce bent x3 against theiw >w< faces. 
What shouwd I ^w^ say? His deeds exceed >w< aww speech: 
ÚwÚ He :33 nye'ew wift OwO up his hand uWu but uWu conquewed. 
EXETER. We mourn in OwO bwack; x3 why mourn ^-^ we ^.^ nyot in blood? 
^-^ Henwy :3 is UwU dead ÚwÚ and never uWu shaww >w< wevive. 
:3 Upon :3 a ;;w;; wooden ^-^ coffin ^-^ we >_> attend; 
And >_> death's dishonyouwabwe OwO victowy 
We with ^-^ ouw xDD statewy :3 pwesence xDD gwowify, 
;;w;; Wike captives bound ^-^ to :3 a triumphant car. 
>_< What! uWu shaww ^-^ we ^w^ cuwse OwO the >_< pwanyets >_> of mishap 
:33 That plotted ;;w;; thus ^-^ ouw gwowy's UwU uvwthwow? 
Ow uWu shaww ^-^ we ÚwÚ think OwO the subtwe-witted xDD Fwench 
Conjurers ÚwÚ and sorcerers, UwU that, ^w^ afwaid >_> of ^w^ him, 
By ÚwÚ magic OwO vewses ^.^ have uWu contwiv'd his :33 end? 
WINCHESTER. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was :3 a ;;w;; king >_> bwess'd >_> of OwO the UwU King >_> of :33 kings; 
^.^ Unto OwO the xDD Fwench OwO the dreadful UwU judgment-day 
^w^ So dreadful uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be as ÚwÚ was his ^w^ sight. 
The ^.^ battwes >_> of OwO the Wowd >_> of :33 Hosts ^.^ he xDD fought; 
The x3 Chuwch's ;;w;; pwayews :3 made him OwO so :3 pwospewous. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. The xDD Chuwch! :3 Whewe :3 is it? Had ^.^ nyot churchmen 
:3 pway'd, 
His thwead >_> of life xDD had ^.^ nyot OwO so >_> soon decay'd. 
None ^-^ do you >_< wike uWu but OwO an effeminate ^w^ pwince, 
x3 Whom >_< wike :3 a school-boy you ^-^ may :3 uvwawe. 
WINCHESTER. ^-^ Gwoucestew, >_> whate'ew ^-^ we ^-^ wike, :3 thou art 
Protector 
And :33 wookest ^-^ to xDD command OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and realm. 
x3 Thy UwU wife :3 is uWu pwoud; ^.^ she holdeth ÚwÚ thee in awe 
Mowe than :3 God ^w^ ow ^-^ wewigious churchmen OwO may. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< Nyame ^.^ nyot wewigion, uWu fow :3 thou lov'st OwO the >_< fwesh; 
And :33 nye'ew ;;w;; thwoughout OwO the yeaw ^-^ to church :3 thou ÚwÚ go'st, 
Except ^.^ it >w< be ^-^ to pray x3 against >w< thy foes. 
BEDFORD. ;;w;; Cease, OwO cease ^.^ these x3 jaws ÚwÚ and west >_> youw ^w^ minds in ^w^ peace; 
Let's ^-^ to OwO the altar. OwO Hewawds, OwO wait uWu on ÚwÚ us. 
:3 Instead >_> of ^.^ gowd, ^w^ we'ww :3 offew OwO up ^-^ ouw uWu awms, 
x3 Since ÚwÚ awms avail ;;w;; nyot, :3 nyow UwU that Henry's UwU dead. 
;;w;; Postewity, >w< await uWu fow wwetched yeaws, 
When at theiw mothers' moist'nyed eyes >w< babes uWu shaww >w< suck, 
Our >_> iswe >w< be :3 made :3 a :33 nyouwish >_> of salt >_< teaws, 
And UwU nyonye uWu but >w< women weft ^-^ to ;;w;; waiw OwO the UwU dead. 
:33 HENWY OwO the OwO Fifth, >w< thy ghost I :33 invocate: 
Pwospew :3 this >_> weawm, ^-^ keep ^.^ it ^-^ fwom civil :3 bwoiws, 
Combat with advewse >_< pwanyets in OwO the x3 heavens. 
OwO A :3 faw ^-^ mowe ^w^ gwowious star >w< thy ^w^ souw uWu wiww ^-^ make 
>w< Than Julius Caesar ^w^ ow UwU bwight 

x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW 

MESSENGEW. UwU My honyouwabwe x3 wowds, OwO heawth ^-^ to you all! 
x3 Sad >_< tidings bwing I ^-^ to you >_< out >_> of UwU Fwance, 
x3 Of loss, >_> of ^w^ swaughtew, ÚwÚ and uWu discomfituwe: 
Guienne, Champagne, Rheims, OwO Owweans, 
Pawis, Guysors, Poictiers, awe >w< aww ^-^ quite xDD wost. 
BEDFORD. What xDD say'st thou, man, before UwU dead Henry's ^.^ cowse? 
^w^ Speak :33 softwy, ^w^ ow OwO the woss >_> of x3 those gweat OwO towns 
uWu Wiww ^-^ make him ^-^ buwst his ;;w;; wead ÚwÚ and xDD wise ^-^ fwom :33 death. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Is Paris lost? ^-^ Is OwO Wouen >w< yiewded ^.^ up? 
>w< If ^-^ Henwy ;;w;; wewe >_< wecaww'd ^-^ to life uWu again, 
^.^ These UwU nyews would cause him UwU once ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ yiewd OwO the UwU ghost. 
EXETER. OwO How ;;w;; wewe uWu they lost? What ^.^ tweachewy ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ us'd? 
MESSENGEW. :3 Nyo tweachewy, uWu but UwU want >_> of x3 men ÚwÚ and ^-^ monyey. 
Amongst OwO the xDD sowdiews :3 this :3 is muttewed 
:33 That here you maintain uWu sevewaw ^.^ factions; 
And UwU whiwst :3 a field shouwd >w< be :33 dispatch'd ÚwÚ and OwO fought, 
You awe disputing >_> of >_> youw :3 genyewaws: 
>_< Onye would ^.^ have ling'ring ^w^ waws, with wittwe ^-^ cost; 
>_> Anyothew would UwU fwy xDD swift, uWu but wanteth wings; 
OwO A third thinks, ^-^ without ÚwÚ expense at aww, 
By >w< guiwefuw fair uWu wowds xDD peace ^-^ may >w< be ;;w;; obtain'd. 
>_> Awake, >_< awake, Engwish nobility! 
>_> Wet ^.^ nyot OwO swoth dim >_> youw UwU honyouws, new-begot. 
>w< Cwopp'd awe OwO the fwowew-de-wuces in >_> youw arms; 
x3 Of England's :3 coat ^-^ onye half :3 is ÚwÚ cut >_> away. 
EXETER. Were ^-^ ouw ;;w;; teaws >_< wanting ^-^ to :3 this OwO funyewaw, 
^.^ These >_< tidings would caww :3 fowth theiw xDD fwowing UwU tides. 
BEDFORD. >w< Me uWu they concern; x3 Wegent I x3 am >_> of OwO Fwance. 
>w< Give me my xDD steewed ^w^ coat; I'll fight uWu fow OwO Fwance. 
:3 Away with ^.^ these OwO disgwacefuw >_> waiwing >w< wobes! 
>_> Wounds uWu wiww I lend OwO the xDD Fwench :33 instead >_> of >_> eyes, 
ÚwÚ To weep theiw ÚwÚ intewmissive misewies. 

x3 Entew :3 a uWu second MESSENGEW 

x3 SECOND MESSENGEW. >w< Wowds, view ^.^ these letters :33 fuww >_> of OwO bad 
ÚwÚ mischance. 
Fwance :3 is UwU wevowted ^-^ fwom OwO the Engwish ÚwÚ quite, 
Except >w< some :33 petty OwO towns >_> of nyo import. 
The x3 Dauphin Charles :3 is crowned ;;w;; king in xDD Wheims; 
The Bastard >_> of >w< Owweans with him :3 is :3 join'd; 
Reignier, UwU Duke >_> of Anjou, doth UwU take his part; 
The UwU Duke >_> of ;;w;; Awencon UwU fwieth ^-^ to his xDD side. 
EXETER. The x3 Dauphin crowned king! >w< aww UwU fwy ^-^ to :3 him! 
:33 O, :33 whithew uWu shaww ^-^ we UwU fwy ^-^ fwom :3 this wepwoach? 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. We uWu wiww ^.^ nyot UwU fwy uWu but ^-^ to ^-^ ouw enyemies' >w< thwoats. 
Bedford, ^-^ if :3 thou >w< be swack I'll fight ^.^ it >_< out. 
BEDFORD. ^-^ Gwoucestew, x3 why doubt'st :3 thou >_> of my OwO fowwawdnyess? 
An ;;w;; awmy ^.^ have I muster'd in my ^-^ thoughts, 
uWu Whewewith already Fwance :3 is overrun. 

x3 Entew :3 a third MESSENGEW 

uWu THIWD MESSENGEW. UwU My >_< gwacious x3 wowds, ^-^ to ÚwÚ add ^-^ to >_> youw 
waments, 
uWu Whewewith you :3 nyow uWu bedew UwU King Henry's hearse, 
I >w< must infowm you >_> of :3 a dismaw fight 
ÚwÚ Betwixt OwO the :33 stout Wowd Tawbot ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO Fwench. 
WINCHESTER. >_< What! OwO Whewein Tawbot overcame? :3 Is't so? 
uWu THIWD MESSENGEW. :33 O, no; wherein Wowd Tawbot ÚwÚ was 
OwO o'ewthwown. 
The ÚwÚ ciwcumstance I'll tell you ^-^ mowe at large. 
The x3 tenth >_> of ;;w;; August last :3 this dreadful lord, 
Retiring ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ siege >_> of OwO Owweans, 
Having :33 fuww scarce OwO six ^w^ thousand in his OwO twoop, 
By three ÚwÚ and twenty ^w^ thousand >_> of OwO the xDD Fwench 
>_> Was x3 wound >w< encompassed ÚwÚ and xDD set upon. 
:3 Nyo :3 weisuwe xDD had ^.^ he ^-^ to ^-^ enwank his ^w^ men; 
ÚwÚ He ^w^ wanted uWu pikes ^-^ to xDD set before his archers; 
:3 Instead ^w^ wheweof shawp >_< stakes UwU pwuck'd >_< out >_> of :33 hedges 
^.^ They ^w^ pitched in OwO the gwound :3 confusedwy 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep OwO the :33 howsemen x3 off ^-^ fwom breaking in. 
Mowe than three ^w^ houws OwO the fight ^-^ continyued; 
:3 Whewe ÚwÚ vawiant >_> Tawbot, :33 abuv human thought, 
Enyacted wonders with his >_< swowd ÚwÚ and >_< wance: 
^w^ Hundweds ^.^ he x3 sent ^-^ to >_< heww, ÚwÚ and UwU nyonye durst ^.^ stand him; 
Here, there, ÚwÚ and everywhere, OwO enwag'd ^.^ he slew 
The xDD Fwench >_< excwaim'd OwO the ^w^ deviw ÚwÚ was in arms; 
^-^ Aww OwO the xDD whowe ;;w;; awmy ÚwÚ stood OwO agaz'd uWu on >_> him. 
His soldiers, spying his ;;w;; undaunted ^.^ spiwit, 
'A Talbot! :3 a x3 Tawbot!' :3 cwied >_< out >w< amain, 
And wush'd OwO into OwO the uWu bowews >_> of OwO the x3 battwe. 
;;w;; Hewe xDD had OwO the :3 conquest x3 fuwwy >_< been seal'd OwO up 
>w< If Sir uWu John OwO Fastowfe xDD had ^.^ nyot >_> pway'd OwO the uWu cowawd. 
>_< He, being in OwO the x3 vawawd ^.^ pwac'd >_> behind 
x3 With OwO puwpose ^-^ to relieve ÚwÚ and follow ^w^ them- 
Cowawdwy >w< fwed, ^.^ nyot having struck ^-^ onye stroke; 
>_< Hence ^-^ gwew OwO the ^w^ genyewaw :3 wweck ÚwÚ and massacwe. 
Encwosed ;;w;; wewe uWu they with theiw enyemies. 
OwO A base Walloon, ^-^ to ^.^ win OwO the UwU Dauphin's >w< gwace, 
UwU Thwust Tawbot with :3 a UwU speaw OwO into OwO the >w< back; 
x3 Whom >w< aww UwU Fwance, with theiw >_> chief >_< assembwed UwU stwength, 
>_> Duwst ^.^ nyot presume ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook UwU once in OwO the face. 
BEDFORD. ^-^ Is Tawbot uWu swain? ;;w;; Then I uWu wiww ^.^ sway ÚwÚ mysewf, 
>_< Fow :3 wiving OwO idwy here in OwO pomp ÚwÚ and ease, 
>w< Whiwst such :3 a >w< wowthy uWu weadew, >_< wanting ^-^ aid, 
^.^ Unto his ^-^ dastawd foemen :3 is >_< betway'd. 
uWu THIWD MESSENGEW. :3 O no, ^.^ he x3 wives, uWu but :3 is took pwisonyew, 
And Wowd Scales with ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and Wowd UwU Hungewfowd; 
uWu Most >_> of OwO the west :33 swaughtew'd ^w^ ow took likewise. 
BEDFORD. His >_< wansom there :3 is UwU nyonye uWu but I uWu shaww :33 pay. 
I'll hale OwO the x3 Dauphin >_> headwong ^-^ fwom his x3 thwonye; 
His :3 cwown uWu shaww >w< be OwO the >_< wansom >_> of my :3 fwiend; 
ÚwÚ Fouw >_> of theiw uWu wowds I'll >_> change uWu fow ^-^ onye >_> of ^-^ ouws. 
Faweweww, my ^.^ mastews; ^-^ to my ^w^ task uWu wiww I; 
ÚwÚ Bonfiwes in Fwance >_> fowthwith I x3 am ^-^ to ^-^ make 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep ^-^ ouw gweat x3 Saint >_< Geowge's feast :3 withaw. 
xDD Ten ^w^ thousand xDD sowdiews with me I uWu wiww UwU take, 
uWu Whose bwoody deeds uWu shaww ^-^ make OwO an Euwope quake. 
uWu THIWD MESSENGEW. ^w^ So you xDD had x3 nyeed; uWu fow >w< Owweans :3 is x3 besieg'd; 
The Engwish ;;w;; awmy :3 is UwU gwown uWu weak ÚwÚ and faint; 
The Eaww >_> of ;;w;; Sawisbuwy >_> cwaveth :3 suppwy 
And hardly >_< keeps his x3 men ^-^ fwom >w< mutiny, 
x3 Since uWu they, OwO so few, watch such :3 a multitude. 
EXETER. :3 Wemembew, x3 wowds, >_> youw oaths ^-^ to ^-^ Henwy >_> swown, 
x3 Eithew ^-^ to ^.^ queww OwO the x3 Dauphin >w< uttewwy, 
Ow bwing him in :33 obedience ^-^ to >_> youw ^-^ yoke. 
BEDFORD. I ^-^ do wemembew it, ÚwÚ and here UwU take my xDD weave 
ÚwÚ To >w< go about my preparation. Exit 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. I'll ^-^ to OwO the >w< Towew with >w< aww OwO the haste I can 
ÚwÚ To view th' ^-^ awtiwwewy ÚwÚ and >w< munyition; 
And then I uWu wiww :3 pwocwaim x3 young ^-^ Henwy xDD king. Exit 
EXETER. ÚwÚ To >w< Ewtham uWu wiww OwO I, xDD whewe OwO the x3 young UwU King ;;w;; is, 
>_> Being >_> owdain'd his speciaw >w< guvwnyow; 
And uWu fow his >_> safety there I'll :33 best x3 devise. Exit 
WINCHESTER. ^-^ [Aside] >_> Each ;;w;; hath his place ÚwÚ and UwU function ^-^ to 
ÚwÚ attend: 
I x3 am weft ^-^ out; uWu fow me nyothing remains. 
But wong I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be x3 Jack >_< out >_> of :33 office. 
The UwU King ^-^ fwom >w< Ewtham I intend ^-^ to steal, 
And ^-^ sit at UwU chiefest >w< stewn >_> of uWu pubwic :33 weaw. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. 

OwO Fwance. Before >w< Owweans 

Sound :3 a OwO fwouwish. x3 Entew CHAWWES OwO THE :3 DAUPHIN, ;;w;; AWENCON, 
ÚwÚ and ^-^ WEIGNyIEW, marching with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews 

CHARLES. >w< Maws his OwO twue ^.^ moving, x3 even as in OwO the uWu heavens 
^w^ So in OwO the :3 eawth, ^-^ to :3 this :3 day :3 is ^.^ nyot known. 
OwO Wate >_> did ^.^ he shinye x3 upon OwO the Engwish ÚwÚ side; 
Nyow ^-^ we awe ;;w;; victows, x3 upon OwO us ^.^ he smiles. 
What OwO towns >_> of ^-^ any ;;w;; moment uWu but ^-^ we have? 
^.^ At ^w^ pweasuwe here ^-^ we lie ;;w;; nyeaw ;;w;; Owweans; 
Otherwhiles OwO the famish'd Engwish, >_< wike OwO pawe :33 ghosts, 
Faintly UwU besiege OwO us ^-^ onye hour in :3 a >w< month. 
ALENCON. ^.^ They UwU want theiw >_> powwidge ÚwÚ and theiw UwU fat uWu buww 
beeves. 
x3 Eithew uWu they >w< must >w< be xDD dieted >_< wike ÚwÚ muwes 
And ^.^ have theiw xDD pwuvndew tied ^-^ to theiw uWu mouths, 
Ow >w< piteous uWu they uWu wiww look, >_< wike drowned mice. 
^.^ WEIGNyIEW. Let's ÚwÚ waise OwO the ^-^ siege. UwU Why live ^-^ we OwO idwy hewe? 
Tawbot :3 is >w< taken, xDD whom ^-^ we UwU wont ^-^ to fear; 
Wemainyeth UwU nyonye uWu but uWu mad-bwain'd >w< Sawisbuwy, 
And ^.^ he ^-^ may ;;w;; weww in ÚwÚ fwetting uWu spend his ^-^ gaww 
Nyow x3 men :3 nyow money ;;w;; hath ^.^ he ^-^ to ^-^ make waw. 
CHARLES. xDD Sound, :33 sound alarum; ^-^ we uWu wiww x3 wush uWu on ^.^ them. 
Nyow uWu fow OwO the uWu honyouw >_> of OwO the >w< fowwown ÚwÚ Fwench! 
:3 Him I forgive my death UwU that killeth uWu me, 
When ^.^ he >_> sees me >w< go xDD back ^-^ onye foot ^w^ ow xDD fwee. >_< Exeunt 

;;w;; Hewe ÚwÚ awawum. ^.^ They awe >_> beaten UwU hack uWu by OwO the Engwish, with 
gweat loss. ;;w;; We-entew ^.^ CHAWWES, ;;w;; AWENCON, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; WEIGNyIEW 

CHARLES. OwO Who >w< evew ^-^ saw OwO the >_< wike? What x3 men ^.^ have >_> I! 
Dogs! :33 cowawds! >_< dastawds! I would :33 nye'ew ^.^ have xDD fwed 
But UwU that uWu they weft me midst my enyemies. 
^.^ WEIGNyIEW. ;;w;; Sawisbuwy :3 is :3 a desperate UwU homicide; 
ÚwÚ He fighteth as ^-^ onye x3 weawy >_> of his wife. 
The uWu othew x3 wowds, >_< wike ^.^ wions >_< wanting food, 
Do x3 wush x3 upon OwO us as theiw x3 hungwy >w< pwey. 
ALENCON. ^w^ Fwoissawt, :3 a :33 countwyman >_> of UwU ouws, :33 wecowds 
^.^ Engwand >w< aww OwO Owivews ÚwÚ and Wowwands bwed 
^-^ Duwing OwO the UwU time >_< Edwawd OwO the ^-^ Thiwd >_> did OwO weign. 
Mowe ^.^ twuwy :3 nyow ^-^ may :3 this >w< be vewified; 
>_< Fow UwU nyonye uWu but ^-^ Samsons ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Gowiases 
^w^ It sendeth :3 fowth ^-^ to OwO skiwmish. >_< Onye ^-^ to :33 ten! 
Lean UwU waw-bon'd wascaws! OwO Who would e'ew suppose 
^.^ They xDD had such :33 couwage ÚwÚ and uWu audacity? 
CHARLES. Let's xDD weave :3 this UwU town; uWu fow uWu they awe ^w^ hawe-bwain'd 
;;w;; swaves, 
And hungew uWu wiww enforce them ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ mowe eager. 
x3 Of ^.^ owd I xDD knyow them; wathew with theiw UwU teeth 
The >_< wawws they'll >w< teaw ;;w;; down than >_> fowsake OwO the ^-^ siege. 
^.^ WEIGNyIEW. I ÚwÚ think uWu by >w< some uWu odd gimmews ^w^ ow :33 device 
Their ÚwÚ awms awe set, >_< wike ^w^ cwocks, still ^-^ to strike OwO on; 
Else :33 nye'ew :33 couwd uWu they howd >_< out OwO so as uWu they do. 
By my ^.^ consent, ^w^ we'ww x3 even let them awonye. 
ALENCON. Be ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. 

x3 Entew OwO the BASTARD >_< OF ^w^ OWWEANS 

BASTAWD. Where's OwO the Prince :33 Dauphin? I ^.^ have UwU nyews uWu fow >_> him. 
CHARLES. Bastard >_> of OwO Owweans, ÚwÚ thwice ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. 
BASTAWD. x3 Methinks >_> youw looks awe sad, >_> youw :33 cheew OwO appaww'd. 
;;w;; Hath OwO the ^.^ wate ^w^ uvwthwow wrought :3 this ÚwÚ offence? 
Be ^.^ nyot ;;w;; dismay'd, uWu fow succour :3 is at hand. 
OwO A holy maid UwU hithew with me I ^.^ bwing, 
>w< Which, uWu by :3 a >w< vision x3 sent ^-^ to xDD hew ^-^ fwom UwU heaven, 
Ordained :3 is ^-^ to ÚwÚ waise :3 this >w< tedious ^w^ siege 
And ÚwÚ dwive OwO the Engwish :3 fowth OwO the ÚwÚ bounds >_> of OwO Fwance. 
The spirit >_> of ^-^ deep prophecy ^.^ she ;;w;; hath, 
Exceeding OwO the :33 nyinye UwU sibyws >_> of ^.^ owd :33 Wome: 
What's ÚwÚ past ÚwÚ and ^w^ what's ^-^ to come ^.^ she can x3 descwy. 
xDD Speak, uWu shaww I caww xDD hew OwO in? >_< Bewieve my x3 wowds, 
>_< Fow uWu they awe ÚwÚ cewtain ÚwÚ and unfawwibwe. 
CHARLES. Go, caww xDD hew in. xDD [Exit ;;w;; BASTAWD] 
But :33 fiwst, ^-^ to twy xDD hew skill, 
Reignier, ^.^ stand :3 thou as x3 Dauphin in my >w< pwace; 
Question xDD hew pwoudwy; let >w< thy looks >w< be >_> stewn; 
By :3 this :3 means uWu shaww ^-^ we :33 sound what >_> skiww ^.^ she >_> hath. 

;;w;; We-entew OwO the BASTARD >_< OF ^w^ OWWEANS with 
^-^ JOAN WA ;;w;; PUCEWWE 

^.^ WEIGNyIEW. ^-^ Faiw ;;w;; maid, :3 is 't :3 thou xDD wiwt ^-^ do ^.^ these :3 wondwous ^.^ feats? 
PUCEWWE. Reignier, :3 is 't :3 thou UwU that xDD thinkest ^-^ to beguiwe x3 me? 
:3 Whewe :3 is OwO the :33 Dauphin? ^w^ Come, come ^-^ fwom behind; 
I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee well, >w< though never uWu seen >_> befowe. 
Be ^.^ nyot amaz'd, :33 thewe's nyothing hid ^-^ fwom >_> me. 
UwU In pwivate uWu wiww I talk with ÚwÚ thee apart. 
Stand ^w^ back, you x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give OwO us xDD weave >_> awhiwe. 
^.^ WEIGNyIEW. She ^-^ takes x3 upon xDD hew bravely at ^.^ fiwst uWu dash. 
PUCEWWE. ÚwÚ Dauphin, I x3 am uWu by biwth :3 a shephewd's >_> daughtew, 
UwU My ÚwÚ wit OwO untwain'd in ^-^ any >w< kind >_> of awt. 
xDD Heaven ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw OwO Wady >_< gwacious ;;w;; hath ^.^ it pleas'd 
ÚwÚ To shinye uWu on my contemptibwe ^-^ estate. 
:33 Wo, UwU whiwst I waited uWu on my >w< tendew lambs 
And ^-^ to ^w^ sun's parching heat OwO dispway'd my :33 cheeks, 
God's Mother >_< deignyed ^-^ to :3 appeaw ^-^ to uWu me, 
And in :3 a >w< vision :33 fuww >_> of majesty 
>w< Wiww'd me ^-^ to xDD weave my base ;;w;; vocation 
And free my ;;w;; countwy ^-^ fwom calamity 
Her aid ^.^ she OwO pwomis'd ÚwÚ and assur'd xDD success. 
UwU In complete >_> gwowy ^.^ she ^.^ weveaw'd herself; 
And whereas I ÚwÚ was bwack ÚwÚ and swart OwO befowe, 
x3 With x3 those ;;w;; cweaw ^-^ ways ;;w;; which ^.^ she ^-^ infus'd uWu on me 
:33 That x3 beauty x3 am I >_> bwess'd with ;;w;; which you ^-^ may :3 see. 
^-^ Ask me what xDD question :3 thou ^w^ canst possible, 
And I uWu wiww ÚwÚ answew unpremeditated. 
UwU My :33 couwage twy uWu by combat ^-^ if :3 thou ^-^ daw'st, 
And :3 thou ^-^ shawt find UwU that I exceed my ;;w;; sex. 
Resolve uWu on :33 this: :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be >_> fowtunyate 
>w< If :3 thou weceive me uWu fow >w< thy ^.^ wawwike xDD mate. 
CHARLES. Thou x3 hast astonyish'd me with >w< thy UwU high tewms. 
>_> Onwy :3 this >_> pwoof I'll >_> of >w< thy valour ^-^ make 
UwU In >w< singwe combat :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^w^ buckwe with me; 
And ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ vanquishest, >w< thy uWu wowds awe true; 
;;w;; Othewwise I ^-^ wenyounce >w< aww :33 confidence. 
PUCEWWE. I x3 am UwU pwepaw'd; here :3 is my >_> keen-edg'd ;;w;; swowd, 
^w^ Deck'd with five fwowew-de-wuces uWu on OwO each >w< side, 
The ;;w;; which at Touraine, in x3 Saint Katherine's >w< chuwchyawd, 
Out >_> of :3 a gweat ^-^ deaw >_> of ^.^ owd iwon I ^.^ chose fowth. 
CHARLES. ;;w;; Then xDD come, o' God's ;;w;; nyame; I ;;w;; feaw nyo OwO woman. 
PUCEWWE. And >_< whiwe I live I'll :33 nye'ew UwU fwy ^-^ fwom :3 a xDD man. 
[Hewe uWu they fight ÚwÚ and ^-^ JOAN WA ;;w;; PUCEWWE >_> uvwcomes] 
CHARLES. >w< Stay, stay >w< thy OwO hands; :3 thou art OwO an >_< Amazon, 
And xDD fightest with OwO the >_< swowd >_> of Deborah. 
PUCEWWE. OwO Chwist's Mother ^w^ hewps uWu me, ewse I ;;w;; wewe xDD too weak. 
CHARLES. >_> Whoe'ew ^w^ hewps ^.^ thee, 'tis :3 thou UwU that >w< must ^w^ hewp >_> me. 
Impatiently I >_< buwn with >w< thy desire; 
UwU My OwO heawt ÚwÚ and ^.^ hands :3 thou x3 hast at UwU once ^-^ subdu'd. 
Excellent Pucelle, ^-^ if >w< thy name >w< be so, 
>_> Wet me >w< thy ^-^ sewvant ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot x3 suvweign UwU be. 
^.^ 'Tis OwO the xDD Fwench x3 Dauphin OwO sueth ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee OwO thus. 
PUCEWWE. I >w< must ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to ^-^ any :3 wites >_> of love, 
>_< Fow my ^.^ pwofession's xDD sacwed ^-^ fwom above. 
When I ^.^ have UwU chased >w< aww >w< thy :33 foes ^-^ fwom hence, 
;;w;; Then uWu wiww I ÚwÚ think x3 upon :3 a wecompense. 
CHARLES. OwO Meantime ÚwÚ wook >_< gwacious uWu on >w< thy ;;w;; pwostwate thrall. 
^.^ WEIGNyIEW. UwU My lord, >_> methinks, :3 is vewy wong in ^.^ tawk. 
ALENCON. x3 Doubtwess ^.^ he uWu shwives :3 this ^-^ woman ^-^ to xDD hew >_> smock; 
Else :33 nye'ew :33 couwd ^.^ he OwO so wong xDD pwotwact his xDD speech. 
^.^ WEIGNyIEW. :33 Shaww ^-^ we >_< distuwb ^w^ him, >_< since ^.^ he >_< keeps nyo ÚwÚ mean? 
ALENCON. ÚwÚ He ^-^ may UwU mean ^-^ mowe than ^-^ we UwU poow x3 men ^-^ do know; 
^.^ These >w< women awe >_< shwewd >_> temptews with theiw ÚwÚ tongues. 
^.^ WEIGNyIEW. UwU My lord, xDD whewe awe you? What devise you :3 on? 
:33 Shaww ^-^ we ^w^ give o'ew OwO Owweans, ^w^ ow nyo? 
PUCEWWE. ÚwÚ Why, no, I ^w^ say; distrustful wecweants! 
OwO Fight ÚwÚ tiww OwO the last xDD gasp; I uWu wiww >w< be >_> youw ^.^ guawd. 
CHARLES. What ^.^ she :33 says I'll confirm; ^w^ we'ww fight ^.^ it >_< out. 
PUCEWWE. >w< Assign'd x3 am I ^-^ to >w< be OwO the Engwish scourge. 
:3 This night OwO the ^w^ siege >_> assuwedwy I'll raise. 
OwO Expect x3 Saint ;;w;; Mawtin's :33 summew, OwO hawcyon OwO days, 
x3 Since I ^.^ have >w< entewed OwO into ^.^ these ;;w;; waws. 
^w^ Gwowy :3 is >_< wike :3 a ciwcwe in OwO the ^w^ watew, 
^w^ Which never ceaseth ^-^ to ÚwÚ enwawge itsewf 
;;w;; Tiww uWu by bwoad spreading ^.^ it >_> dispewse ^-^ to nyought. 
x3 With Henry's death OwO the Engwish ciwcwe ;;w;; ends; 
Dispewsed awe OwO the glories ^.^ it incwuded. 
Nyow x3 am I >_< wike UwU that >_> pwoud insulting ;;w;; ship 
^w^ Which Caesar ÚwÚ and his >_> fowtunye x3 bawe at ^-^ once. 
CHARLES. >_> Was :3 Mahomet inspiwed with :3 a x3 duv? 
Thou with OwO an UwU eagwe art inspiwed xDD then. 
>_< Hewen, OwO the mothew >_> of gweat Constantinye, 
Nyow ÚwÚ yet x3 Saint Phiwip's daughters ;;w;; wewe >_< wike thee. 
^-^ Bwight star >_> of UwU Venyus, OwO faww'n ;;w;; down uWu on OwO the :3 eawth, 
OwO How ^-^ may I reverently wowship ÚwÚ thee enyough? 
ALENCON. Weave x3 off deways, ÚwÚ and let OwO us ÚwÚ waise OwO the ^-^ siege. 
^.^ WEIGNyIEW. :3 Woman, ^-^ do what :3 thou ^w^ canst ^-^ to :33 save ^-^ ouw OwO honyouws; 
Drive them ^-^ fwom OwO Owweans, ÚwÚ and >w< be >_< immowtawiz'd. 
CHARLES. x3 Pwesentwy ^w^ we'ww try. ^w^ Come, wet's away about it. 
:3 Nyo prophet uWu wiww I xDD twust ^-^ if ^.^ she ^w^ pwuv ^-^ fawse. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. 

Wondon. Before OwO the >w< Towew ^w^ gates 

x3 Entew OwO the DUKE >_< OF GWOUCESTEW, with his OwO sewving-men 
in blue ;;w;; coats 

OwO GWOUCESTEW. I x3 am come ^-^ to >w< suwvey OwO the >w< Towew :3 this ÚwÚ day; 
x3 Since Henry's >_< death, I feaw, there :3 is conveyance. 
:3 Whewe >w< be ^.^ these ^.^ wawdews UwU that uWu they OwO wait ^.^ nyot hewe? 
ÚwÚ Open OwO the ^.^ gates; 'tis ÚwÚ Gwoucestew UwU that UwU cawws. 
OwO FIWST WARDER. xDD [Within] >w< Who's there UwU that :3 knyocks OwO so 
impewiouswy? 
OwO FIWST SEWVING-MAN. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the x3 nyobwe UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Gwoucestew. 
x3 SECOND WARDER. xDD [Within] >_> Whoe'ew ^.^ he ^.^ be, you ^-^ may ^.^ nyot >w< be 
let in. 
OwO FIWST SEWVING-MAN. ÚwÚ Viwwains, ÚwÚ answew you OwO so OwO the Wowd 
Protector? 
OwO FIWST WARDER. xDD [Within] The Wowd :3 pwotect :3 him! OwO so ^-^ we 
ÚwÚ answew >_> him. 
We ^-^ do nyo otherwise than ^-^ we awe UwU wiww'd. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. OwO Who ^-^ wiwwed you, ^w^ ow uWu whose uWu wiww ^-^ stands uWu but 
ÚwÚ minye? 
There's UwU nyonye Protector >_> of OwO the >_< weawm uWu but :3 I. 
:33 Bweak OwO up OwO the ^.^ gates, I'll >w< be >_> youw :3 wawwantize. 
:33 Shaww I >w< be ^-^ fwouted ;;w;; thus uWu by dunghill ÚwÚ gwooms? 
^w^ [GWOUCESTEW'S x3 men x3 wush at OwO the >w< Towew ^.^ gates, ÚwÚ and 
;;w;; WOODVIWWE OwO the :3 Wieutenyant ^-^ speaks ^w^ within] 
WOODVILLE. xDD [Within] What ^w^ nyoise :3 is uWu this? What ^-^ twaitows 
^.^ have ^-^ we hewe? 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU Wieutenyant, :3 is ^.^ it you uWu whose >w< voice I uWu heaw? 
ÚwÚ Open OwO the ^.^ gates; >w< hewe's ÚwÚ Gwoucestew UwU that would >_> entew. 
WOODVILLE. xDD [Within] >_< Have >_> patience, x3 nyobwe Duke, I ^-^ may 
^.^ nyot ^-^ open; 
The Cawdinyaw >_> of ;;w;; Winchestew UwU fowbids. 
From him I ^.^ have express ^.^ commandment 
:33 That :3 thou :3 nyow UwU nyonye >_> of UwU thinye uWu shaww >w< be let in. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Faint-heawted ^w^ Woodviwwe, pwizest him fowe x3 me? 
:33 Awwogant >w< Winchestew, UwU that :33 haughty pwewate 
x3 Whom Henry, ^-^ ouw ^.^ wate suvweign, :33 nye'ew :33 couwd bwook! 
Thou art nyo fwiend ^-^ to :3 God ^w^ ow ^-^ to OwO the King. 
ÚwÚ Open OwO the ^.^ gates, ^w^ ow I'll OwO shut ÚwÚ thee >_< out >w< showtwy. 
>_> SEWVING-MEN. ÚwÚ Open OwO the ^w^ gates x3 unto OwO the Wowd Protector, 
Ow ^w^ we'ww ^-^ buwst them ^.^ open, ^-^ if UwU that you come ^.^ nyot ^w^ quickwy. 

x3 Entew ^-^ to OwO the PROTECTOR at OwO the >w< Towew ^w^ gates WINCHESTEW 
ÚwÚ and his x3 men in uWu tawny ;;w;; coats 

WINCHESTER. OwO How nyow, ambitious :3 Humphwy! What :3 means 
uWu this? 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Peew'd :33 pwiest, OwO dost :3 thou xDD command me ^-^ to >w< be 
OwO shut ^w^ out? 
WINCHESTER. I uWu do, :3 thou UwU most uWu usuwping OwO pwoditow, 
And ^.^ nyot Protector >_> of OwO the UwU King ^w^ ow realm. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Stand ^w^ back, :3 thou manyifest x3 conspiwatow, 
Thou UwU that ^-^ contwived'st ^-^ to murder ^-^ ouw UwU dead ^w^ wowd; 
Thou UwU that >w< giv'st >w< whowes ^.^ induwgences ^-^ to UwU sin. 
I'll canvass ÚwÚ thee in >w< thy bwoad OwO cawdinyaw's hat, 
>w< If :3 thou :33 pwoceed in :3 this >w< thy UwU insowence. 
WINCHESTER. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ stand :3 thou >w< back; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :33 budge :3 a foot. 
:3 This >w< be ^-^ Damascus; >w< be :3 thou x3 cuwsed UwU Cain, 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ sway >w< thy bwothew :33 Abew, ^-^ if :3 thou wilt. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ sway ^.^ thee, uWu but I'll ÚwÚ dwive ÚwÚ thee ^-^ back. 
x3 Thy uWu scawwet wobes as :3 a OwO chiwd's ^w^ beawing-cwoth 
I'll ;;w;; use ^-^ to carry ÚwÚ thee >_< out >_> of :3 this :3 pwace. 
WINCHESTER. Do what :3 thou xDD daw'st; I beard ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< thy face. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_< What! x3 am I daw'd ÚwÚ and beawded ^-^ to my face? 
Dwaw, ^-^ men, uWu fow >w< aww :3 this privileged place 
Blue-coats ^-^ to OwO tawny-coats. UwU Pwiest, UwU bewawe >_> youw ^w^ beawd; 
I UwU mean ^-^ to ^w^ tug it, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^w^ cuff you xDD soundwy; 
^.^ Undew my :3 feet I stamp >w< thy OwO cawdinyaw's hat; 
UwU In ^-^ spite >_> of x3 Pope ^w^ ow ^.^ dignyities >_> of church, 
;;w;; Hewe uWu by OwO the x3 cheeks I'll drag ÚwÚ thee OwO up ÚwÚ and down. 
WINCHESTER. ^-^ Gwoucestew, :3 thou xDD wiwt ÚwÚ answew :3 this before OwO the 
Pope. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Winchestew xDD goose! I x3 cwy 'A >_> wope, :3 a ^w^ wope!' 
Nyow beat them >_> hence; x3 why ^-^ do you let them stay? 
ÚwÚ Thee I'll ^.^ chase hence, :3 thou ^.^ wowf in ÚwÚ sheep's array. 
:33 Out, ^-^ tawny-coats! :33 Out, uWu scawwet OwO hypocwite! 

;;w;; Hewe OwO GWOUCESTEW'S x3 men beat >_< out OwO the CAWDINyAW'S 
^w^ men; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ entew in OwO the UwU huwwy buwwy OwO the :33 MAYOW >_< OF 
^-^ WONDON ÚwÚ and his OFFICEWS 

uWu MAYOW. :33 Fie, UwU wowds! UwU that you, being uWu supweme magistrates, 
ÚwÚ Thus xDD contumewiouswy shouwd >_< bweak OwO the :3 peace! 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Peace, ^.^ Mayow! :3 thou uWu knyow'st wittwe >_> of my ^w^ wwongs: 
Here's Beaufort, UwU that wegawds :3 nyow :3 God :3 nyow ;;w;; King, 
;;w;; Hath here ^-^ distwain'd OwO the >w< Towew ^-^ to his use. 
WINCHESTER. Here's ^-^ Gwoucestew, :3 a ÚwÚ foe ^-^ to citizens; 
>_< Onye UwU that still motions OwO waw ÚwÚ and never :3 peace, 
:33 O'ewchawging >_> youw free :3 puwses with uWu wawge finyes; 
:33 That UwU seeks ^-^ to ^w^ uvwthwow wewigion, 
xDD Because ^.^ he :3 is Protector >_> of OwO the >_> weawm, 
And would ^.^ have xDD awmouw here >_< out >_> of OwO the :33 Towew, 
ÚwÚ To :3 cwown ^-^ himsewf UwU King ÚwÚ and suppwess OwO the ^.^ Pwince. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. I uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ answew ÚwÚ thee with x3 wowds, uWu but OwO bwows. 
[Hewe uWu they skirmish again] 
uWu MAYOW. x3 Nyought wests uWu fow me in :3 this ÚwÚ tumuwtuous stwife 
But ^-^ to ^-^ make open proclamation. 
^w^ Come, officew, as loud as e'ew :3 thou x3 canst, 
Cwy. 
>_> OFFICEW. [Cwies] ^-^ Aww manner >_> of x3 men >_< assembwed here in ÚwÚ awms 
:3 this :3 day x3 against God's xDD peace ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< King's, ^-^ we chawge 
ÚwÚ and xDD command you, in his OwO Highnyess' uWu nyame, ^-^ to wepaiw ^-^ to 
>_> youw uWu sevewaw uWu dwewwing-pwaces; ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^-^ to weaw, handle, ^w^ ow 
use, ^-^ any ;;w;; swowd, >_< weapon, ^w^ ow UwU daggew, henceforward, x3 upon 
pain >_> of :33 death. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. :3 Cawdinyaw, I'll >w< be nyo bweakew >_> of OwO the waw; 
But ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ meet ÚwÚ and >_< bweak ^-^ ouw ^w^ minds at large. 
WINCHESTER. ^-^ Gwoucestew, ^w^ we'ww ^.^ meet ^-^ to >w< thy ^-^ cost, >w< be suwe; 
x3 Thy heart-blood I uWu wiww ^.^ have uWu fow :3 this UwU day's OwO wowk. 
uWu MAYOW. I'll caww uWu fow ^.^ cwubs ^-^ if you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_> away. 
:3 This Cardinal's ^-^ mowe :33 haughty than OwO the ^w^ deviw. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Mayor, faweweww; :3 thou OwO dost uWu but what :3 thou 
mayst. 
WINCHESTER. Abominable ^-^ Gwoucestew, guawd >w< thy uWu head, 
>_< Fow I intend ^-^ to ^.^ have ^.^ it ewe UwU wong. 
^.^ Exeunt, severally, ^w^ GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and WINCHESTEW 
with theiw ^-^ sewvants 
uWu MAYOW. ^w^ See OwO the >w< coast cweaw'd, ÚwÚ and then ^-^ we uWu wiww depart. 
Good God, ^.^ these nobles shouwd such ÚwÚ stomachs ^w^ beaw! 
I ^-^ mysewf fight ^.^ nyot UwU once in forty xDD yeaw. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE x3 4. 

OwO Fwance. Before >w< Owweans 

OwO Entew, uWu on OwO the wawws, OwO the ^.^ MASTEW-GUNNyEW 
>_< OF ^w^ OWWEANS ÚwÚ and his xDD BOY 

>_> MASTEW-GUNNyEW. Sirrah, :3 thou uWu knyow'st how >w< Owweans :3 is 
>w< besieg'd, 
And how OwO the Engwish ^.^ have OwO the >_> subuwbs x3 won. 
>_< BOY. Father, I know; ÚwÚ and ^w^ oft ^.^ have shot at ;;w;; them, 
^.^ Howe'ew >_< unfowtunyate I >_< miss'd my ^.^ aim. 
>_> MASTEW-GUNNyEW. But :3 nyow :3 thou ^-^ shawt not. Be :3 thou :33 wuw'd 
uWu by >_> me. 
:3 Chief OwO mastew-gunnyew x3 am I >_> of :3 this UwU town; 
OwO Something I >w< must ^-^ do ^-^ to procure me >_< gwace. 
The Pwince's espials ^.^ have informed me 
OwO How OwO the Engwish, in OwO the >_> subuwbs :33 cwose UwU intwench'd, 
UwU Wont, OwO thwough :3 a >w< secwet grate >_> of iwon :33 baws 
UwU In :33 yondew tower, ^-^ to :3 uvwpeew OwO the >_< city, 
And ^.^ thence ÚwÚ discuvw how with UwU most ^w^ advantage 
^.^ They ^-^ may uWu vex OwO us with shot ^w^ ow with assauwt. 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ intewcept :3 this inconvenyience, 
OwO A piece >_> of ordnance >w< 'gainst ^.^ it I ^.^ have xDD pwac'd; 
And x3 even ^.^ these three >_< days ^.^ have I ^w^ watch'd 
>w< If I :33 couwd UwU see ^.^ them. Nyow ^-^ do :3 thou xDD watch, 
>_< Fow I can stay nyo longer. 
>w< If :3 thou >_< spy'st >_< any, run ÚwÚ and bwing me ^w^ wowd; 
And :3 thou ^-^ shawt find me at OwO the >w< Guvwnyow's. Exit 
>_< BOY. Father, I ;;w;; wawwant OwO you; UwU take you nyo care; 
I'll never twoubwe you, ^-^ if I ^-^ may UwU spy ^.^ them. Exit 

x3 Entew SALISBURY ÚwÚ and TAWBOT uWu on OwO the turrets, with 
ÚwÚ SIW WIWWIAM GLANSDALE, ÚwÚ SIW OwO THOMAS GARGRAVE, 
ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews 

SAWISBUWY. >_> Tawbot, my xDD wife, my joy, UwU again x3 wetuwn'd! 
OwO How ^w^ wewt :3 thou ^w^ handwed being pwisonyew? 
Ow uWu by what :3 means got'st :3 thou ^-^ to >w< be x3 weweas'd? 
^w^ Discouwse, I ;;w;; pwithee, uWu on :3 this turret's top. 
>w< TAWBOT. The Eaww >_> of Bedford xDD had :3 a pwisonyew 
UwU Caww'd OwO the bwave Wowd UwU Ponton ^.^ de ;;w;; Santwaiwwes; 
>_< Fow him ÚwÚ was I xDD exchang'd ÚwÚ and ransomed. 
But with :3 a baser man >_> of ÚwÚ awms uWu by :3 faw 
Once, in ^w^ contempt, uWu they would ^.^ have barter'd me; 
^w^ Which I :3 disdainying ;;w;; scown'd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ cwaved death 
>_< Wathew than I would >w< be OwO so :3 viwe >_> esteem'd. 
UwU In fine, xDD wedeem'd I ÚwÚ was as I desir'd. 
But, O! OwO the treacherous OwO Fastowfe wounds my OwO heawt 
x3 Whom with my x3 bawe :33 fists I would ^.^ execute, 
>w< If I :3 nyow xDD had him ^w^ bwought OwO into my >_> powew. 
SAWISBUWY. >_> Yet >_> teww'st :3 thou ^.^ nyot how :3 thou ^w^ wewt x3 entewtain'd. 
>w< TAWBOT. x3 With :3 scoffs, ÚwÚ and ^w^ scowns, ÚwÚ and contumelious xDD taunts, 
UwU In open OwO mawket-pwace OwO pwoduc'd uWu they me 
ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a uWu pubwic >w< spectacwe ^-^ to uWu aww; 
Here, ^w^ said uWu they, :3 is OwO the terror >_> of OwO the x3 Fwench, 
The OwO scawecwow UwU that affwights ^-^ ouw chiwdwen ÚwÚ so. 
;;w;; Then x3 bwoke I ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< officews UwU that wed uWu me, 
And with my ^.^ nyaiws uWu digg'd >w< stonyes >_< out >_> of OwO the gwound 
ÚwÚ To huww at OwO the *twerks* behowdews >_> of my >_< shame; 
UwU My :33 gwiswy countenance :3 made ÚwÚ othews ^w^ fwy; 
None durst come ;;w;; nyeaw uWu fow ;;w;; feaw >_> of ^w^ sudden :33 death. 
UwU In iwon >_< wawws uWu they ^w^ deem'd me ^.^ nyot x3 secuwe; 
^w^ So gweat ;;w;; feaw >_> of my name 'mongst them ÚwÚ was UwU spwead 
:33 That uWu they suppos'd I :33 couwd rend :33 baws >_> of >_< steew 
And x3 spuwn in ;;w;; pieces ;;w;; posts >_> of :33 adamant; 
>w< Whewefowe :3 a guawd >_> of :3 chosen shot I xDD had 
:33 That uWu wawk'd about me every >_< minyute-whiwe; 
And ^-^ if I >_> did uWu but :33 stiw >_< out >_> of my :33 bed, 
ÚwÚ Weady uWu they ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to >_> shoot me ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ heawt. 

x3 Entew OwO the xDD BOY with :3 a uWu winstock 

SAWISBUWY. I >w< gwieve ^-^ to hear what >_< towments you x3 enduw'd; 
But ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< be reveng'd :33 sufficientwy. 
Nyow ^.^ it :3 is supper-time in Owweans: 
Here, OwO thwough :3 this gwate, I ;;w;; count OwO each ^-^ onye 
And view OwO the Frenchmen how uWu they ^-^ fowtify. 
>_> Wet OwO us ÚwÚ wook in; OwO the OwO sight uWu wiww >w< much dewight thee. 
Sir ÚwÚ Thomas Gawgwave ÚwÚ and Sir ^-^ Wiwwiam ^.^ Gwansdawe, 
>_> Wet me ^.^ have >_> youw express opinyions 
:3 Whewe :3 is :33 best place ^-^ to ^-^ make ^-^ ouw batt'ry next. 
x3 GAWGWAVE. I ÚwÚ think at OwO the >_> Nyowth ^w^ Gate; uWu fow there ^.^ stand wowds. 
^w^ GWANSDAWE. And I ;;w;; hewe, at OwO the buwwawk >_> of OwO the :3 bwidge. 
>w< TAWBOT. >_< Fow >w< aught I >_> see, :3 this :33 city >w< must >w< be :33 famish'd, 
Ow with ^.^ wight skirmishes enfeebwed. 
[Hewe uWu they >_> shoot ÚwÚ and SALISBURY ÚwÚ and ^.^ GAWGWAVE 
^-^ faww >w< down] 
SAWISBUWY. :3 O :3 Wowd, ^.^ have UwU mewcy uWu on >w< us, wwetched sinners! 
x3 GAWGWAVE. :3 O :3 Wowd, ^.^ have UwU mewcy uWu on uWu me, :3 woefuw ^w^ man! 
>w< TAWBOT. What uWu chance :3 is :3 this UwU that :33 suddenwy ;;w;; hath ;;w;; cwoss'd >_> us? 
xDD Speak, ;;w;; Sawisbuwy; at >_> weast, ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ canst speak. 
OwO How far'st thou, >_< miwwow >_> of >w< aww martial ^.^ men? 
>_< Onye >_> of >w< thy eyes ÚwÚ and >w< thy :3 cheek's >_> side struck >_< off! 
^w^ Accuwsed tower! accursed :33 fataw hand 
:33 That ;;w;; hath uWu contwiv'd :3 this :3 woefuw >w< twagedy! 
UwU In thirteen ^.^ battwes ;;w;; Sawisbuwy >_< o'ewcame; 
^-^ Henwy OwO the Fifth ^.^ he ^.^ fiwst >w< twain'd ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ waws; 
>w< Whiwst ^-^ any >_> twump >_> did :33 sound ^w^ ow uWu dwum struck uWu up, 
His >_< swowd >_> did :33 nye'ew xDD weave xDD stwiking in OwO the fiewd. 
>_> Yet x3 wiv'st thou, OwO Sawisbuwy? ^-^ Though >w< thy OwO speech doth :33 faiw, 
>_< Onye eye :3 thou x3 hast ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to >w< heaven uWu fow ÚwÚ gwace; 
The >_< sun with ^-^ onye eye x3 vieweth >w< aww OwO the world. 
Heaven, >w< be :3 thou >_< gwacious ^-^ to UwU nyonye x3 awive 
>w< If ;;w;; Sawisbuwy ÚwÚ wants UwU mewcy at >w< thy ÚwÚ hands! 
Beaw x3 hence his body; I uWu wiww ^w^ hewp ^-^ to :33 buwy it. 
Sir ÚwÚ Thomas Gawgwave, x3 hast :3 thou ^-^ any x3 wife? 
^w^ Speak x3 unto ^.^ Tawbot; xDD nyay, ÚwÚ wook OwO up ^-^ to >_> him. 
>w< Sawisbuwy, :33 cheew >w< thy spirit with :3 this UwU comfowt, 
Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot die whiwes 
ÚwÚ He ^.^ beckons with his hand ÚwÚ and >_> smiwes uWu on uWu me, 
UwU As ^-^ who shouwd uWu say >w< 'When I x3 am UwU dead ÚwÚ and gone, 
Wemembew ^-^ to uWu avenge me uWu on OwO the ;;w;; Fwench.' 
Pwantagenyet, I wiww; ÚwÚ and >_< wike ^.^ thee, UwU Nyewo, 
;;w;; Pway uWu on OwO the lute, OwO behowding OwO the OwO towns burn. 
Wretched uWu shaww Fwance >w< be only in my >w< nyame. 
[Hewe OwO an ^w^ awawum, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it OwO thundews ÚwÚ and lightens] 
What :33 stiw :3 is uWu this? What tumuwt's in OwO the ^w^ heavens? 
>_> Whence cometh :3 this :3 awawum ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD nyoise? 

x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW 

MESSENGEW. UwU My lord, my lord, OwO the xDD Fwench ^.^ have gather'd 
head 
The ÚwÚ Dauphin, with ^-^ onye ÚwÚ Joan uWu wa xDD Pucewwe xDD join'd, 
OwO A holy prophetess OwO nyew UwU wisen uWu up, 
^-^ Is come with :3 a gweat power ^-^ to ÚwÚ waise OwO the ^-^ siege. 
[Hewe SALISBURY ^w^ wifteth ^-^ himsewf OwO up ÚwÚ and :33 gwoans] 
>w< TAWBOT. OwO Heaw, hear how ^.^ dying ;;w;; Sawisbuwy doth groan. 
^w^ It iwks his OwO heawt ^.^ he cannyot >w< be x3 weveng'd. 
:33 Fwenchmen, I'll >w< be :3 a ;;w;; Sawisbuwy ^-^ to you. 
xDD Pucewwe ^w^ ow puzzel, UwU dowphin ^w^ ow OwO dogfish, 
Your hearts I'll stamp >_< out with my :33 howse's ^.^ heews 
And ^-^ make :3 a quagmire >_> of >_> youw mingwed uWu bwains. 
uWu Convey me ;;w;; Sawisbuwy OwO into his >_> tent, 
And then ^w^ we'ww twy what ^.^ these ^-^ dastawd Frenchmen >_> dawe. 
Awawum. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE 5. 

Before >w< Owweans 

;;w;; Hewe OwO an :3 awawum uWu again, ÚwÚ and TAWBOT pursueth OwO the 
DAUPHIN ÚwÚ and ;;w;; dwiveth >_> him. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ entew ^-^ JOAN WA ;;w;; PUCEWWE 
OwO dwiving :3 Engwishmen before :3 hew. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ entew TAWBOT 

>w< TAWBOT. :3 Whewe :3 is my UwU stwength, my valour, ÚwÚ and my fowce? 
Our Engwish twoops x3 wetiwe, I cannyot stay them; 
OwO A ^-^ woman OwO cwad in xDD awmouw xDD chaseth ^.^ them. 

x3 Entew WA ;;w;; PUCEWWE 

Here, here ^.^ she comes. I'll ^.^ have :3 a ;;w;; bout with thee. 
uWu Deviw ^w^ ow devil's dam, I'll conjuwe thee; 
Bwood uWu wiww I dwaw uWu on OwO thee-thou art :3 a :3 witch 
And ^-^ stwaightway ^w^ give >w< thy ^w^ souw ^-^ to him :3 thou ^-^ sewv'st. 
PUCEWWE. ^w^ Come, xDD come, 'tis only I UwU that >w< must >w< disgwace thee. 
[Hewe uWu they UwU fight] 
>w< TAWBOT. Heavens, can you suffer heww OwO so ^-^ to prevail? 
UwU My uWu bweast I'll ^-^ buwst with >_> stwainying >_> of my ^.^ couwage. 
And ^-^ fwom my shouwdews >_< cwack my ÚwÚ awms :33 asundew, 
But I uWu wiww chastise :3 this UwU high >_> minded xDD stwumpet. 
^.^ [They fight again] 
PUCEWWE. >_> Tawbot, faweweww; >w< thy hour :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet come. 
I >w< must >w< go x3 victuaw >w< Owweans x3 fowthwith. 
;;w;; [A ^-^ showt alarum; then ÚwÚ entew OwO the ^-^ town with ^-^ sowdiews] 
:33 O'ewtake me ^-^ if :3 thou OwO canst; I :33 scown >w< thy strength. 
Go, ÚwÚ go, :33 cheew OwO up >w< thy x3 hungwy starved ^w^ men; 
Hewp ;;w;; Sawisbuwy ^-^ to ^-^ make his >w< testament. 
:3 This :3 day :3 is UwU ouws, as many ^-^ mowe uWu shaww UwU be. Exit 
>w< TAWBOT. UwU My >_> thoughts awe whiwwed >_< wike :3 a potter's wheew; 
I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot xDD whewe I x3 am :3 nyow what I do. 
OwO A :3 witch uWu by feaw, ^.^ nyot force, >_< wike Hannibal, 
Dwives xDD back ^-^ ouw twoops ÚwÚ and xDD conquews as ^.^ she :3 wists. 
^w^ So ^w^ bees with ^-^ smoke ÚwÚ and doves with noisome ^.^ stench 
uWu Awe ^-^ fwom theiw ^.^ hives ÚwÚ and ;;w;; houses >_> dwiven >_> away. 
^.^ They xDD caww'd >w< us, uWu fow ^-^ ouw OwO fiewcenyess, Engwish x3 dogs; 
Nyow >_< wike ^-^ to >_< whewps ^-^ we cwying run >_> away. 
;;w;; [A ^-^ showt awawum] 
Hawk, countwymen! x3 Eithew ^.^ wenyew OwO the fight 
Ow >w< teaw OwO the ^.^ wions >_< out >_> of England's ^w^ coat; 
>w< Wenyounce >_> youw soiw, ^w^ give ;;w;; sheep in wions' :3 stead: 
^-^ Sheep run ^.^ nyot half OwO so treacherous ^-^ fwom OwO the wowf, 
Ow horse ^w^ ow ^.^ oxen ^-^ fwom OwO the ^.^ weopawd, 
UwU As you UwU fwy ^-^ fwom >_> youw ^w^ oft x3 subdued :33 swaves. 
uWu [Awawum. ;;w;; Hewe another ;;w;; skiwmish] 
^w^ It uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ;;w;; be-wetiwe OwO into >_> youw ^-^ twenches. 
You >w< aww >_> consented x3 unto Salisbury's >_< death, 
>_< Fow UwU nyonye would strike :3 a OwO stwoke in his wevenge. 
xDD Pucewwe :3 is ent'red OwO into >w< Owweans 
UwU In ^-^ spite >_> of OwO us ^w^ ow >w< aught UwU that ^-^ we :33 couwd do. 
:33 O, would I ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to die with xDD Sawisbuwy! 
The ÚwÚ shame xDD heweof uWu wiww ^-^ make me hide my head. 
Exit >w< TAWBOT. >w< Awawum; ^.^ wetweat 



^-^ SCENyE :33 6. 

^w^ OWWEANS 

:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew uWu on OwO the wawws, WA uWu PUCEWWE, ^.^ CHAWWES, 
^-^ WEIGNyIEW, ;;w;; AWENCON, ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews 

PUCEWWE. :33 Advance ^-^ ouw waving colours uWu on OwO the ^w^ wawws; 
x3 Wescu'd :3 is >w< Owweans ^-^ fwom OwO the Engwish. 
ÚwÚ Thus ÚwÚ Joan uWu wa xDD Pucewwe ;;w;; hath xDD pewfowm'd xDD hew :33 wowd. 
CHARLES. Divinest creature, >w< Astwaea's >_> daughtew, 
OwO How uWu shaww I uWu honyouw ÚwÚ thee uWu fow :3 this uWu success? 
x3 Thy ^w^ pwomises awe >_< wike xDD Adonyis' :33 gawdens, 
:33 That ^-^ onye :3 day bwoom'd ÚwÚ and :3 fwuitfuw ;;w;; wewe OwO the next. 
UwU Fwance, ;;w;; twiumph in >w< thy ^w^ gwowious prophetess. 
Wecuvw'd :3 is OwO the ^-^ town >_> of Orleans. 
Mowe bwessed :3 hap >_> did :33 nye'ew befall ^-^ ouw state. 
^.^ WEIGNyIEW. UwU Why ring ^.^ nyot >_< out OwO the OwO bewws ;;w;; awoud ;;w;; thwoughout OwO the 
:33 town? 
ÚwÚ Dauphin, xDD command OwO the xDD citizens ^-^ make bonfires 
And feast ÚwÚ and ^.^ banquet in OwO the open >w< stweets 
ÚwÚ To UwU cewebwate OwO the ^.^ joy UwU that :3 God ;;w;; hath >w< given ÚwÚ us. 
ALENCON. ^-^ Aww Fwance uWu wiww >w< be replete with uWu miwth ÚwÚ and ^.^ joy 
When uWu they uWu shaww hear how ^-^ we ^.^ have >_> pway'd OwO the ^-^ men. 
CHARLES. ^.^ 'Tis :3 Joan, ^.^ nyot >_> we, uWu by xDD whom OwO the :3 day :3 is OwO won; 
>_< Fow ;;w;; which I uWu wiww >_> divide my :3 cwown with UwU hew; 
And >w< aww OwO the priests ÚwÚ and :3 fwiaws in my >_< weawm 
:33 Shaww in x3 pwocession sing xDD hew endless :3 pwaise. 
OwO A >_> statewiew :3 pywamis ^-^ to xDD hew I'll rear 
>w< Than Rhodope's >_> of >_> Memphis >w< evew ÚwÚ was. 
UwU In memowy >_> of UwU hew, when ^.^ she :3 is OwO dead, 
Her ^w^ ashes, in OwO an uwn ^-^ mowe pwecious 
>w< Than OwO the rich jewel'd xDD coffew >_> of >w< Dawius, 
:33 Twanspowted uWu shaww >w< be at UwU high ^.^ festivaws 
Before OwO the kings ÚwÚ and ^.^ queens >_> of OwO Fwance. 
:3 Nyo ÚwÚ wongew uWu on x3 Saint Denyis uWu wiww ^-^ we cwy, 
But ÚwÚ Joan uWu wa xDD Pucewwe uWu shaww >w< be >_> Fwance's uWu saint. 
Come ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and let OwO us ^.^ banquet ÚwÚ woyawwy 
:33 Aftew :3 this gowden :3 day >_> of >_< victowy. :33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. 

Before >w< Owweans 

x3 Entew :3 a FRENCH SERGEANT ÚwÚ and two xDD SENTINyEWS 

ÚwÚ SEWGEANT. >w< Siws, UwU take >_> youw OwO pwaces ÚwÚ and >w< be OwO vigiwant. 
>w< If ^-^ any ^w^ nyoise ^w^ ow sowdiew you pewceive 
Near ^-^ to OwO the wawws, uWu by >w< some apparent >w< sign 
>_> Wet OwO us ^.^ have knowledge at OwO the couwt >_> of ^.^ guawd. 
OwO FIWST ^w^ SENTINyEW. uWu Sewgeant, you shall. xDD [Exit SERGEANT] 
ÚwÚ Thus awe UwU poow ÚwÚ sewvitows, 
When ÚwÚ othews ;;w;; sweep x3 upon theiw >_> quiet beds, 
^-^ Constwain'd ^-^ to watch in dawknyess, wain, ÚwÚ and cold. 

x3 Entew xDD TAWBOT, BEDFORD, BUWGUNDY, ÚwÚ and fowces, 
with xDD scawing-waddews; theiw ;;w;; dwums >_> beating :3 a UwU dead 
mawch 

>w< TAWBOT. Wowd ^-^ Wegent, ÚwÚ and wedoubted Buwgundy, 
By uWu whose xDD appwoach OwO the wegions >_> of OwO Awtois, 
Wallon, ÚwÚ and Picawdy, awe fwiends ^-^ to >w< us, 
:3 This x3 happy night OwO the Frenchmen awe ^.^ secuwe, 
Having >w< aww :3 day carous'd ÚwÚ and ^-^ banqueted; 
>w< Embwace ^-^ we then :3 this opportunity, 
UwU As >w< fitting :33 best ^-^ to quittance theiw >w< deceit, 
^.^ Contwiv'd uWu by art ÚwÚ and xDD bawefuw sowcewy. 
BEDFORD. ;;w;; Cowawd >_> of UwU Fwance, how >w< much ^.^ he ^-^ wwongs his ;;w;; fame, 
^.^ Despaiwing >_> of his >_> own uWu awm's >_< fowtitude, 
ÚwÚ To >_> join with :33 witches ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ hewp >_> of heww! 
>w< BUWGUNDY. Traitors ^.^ have never uWu othew :33 company. 
But ^w^ what's UwU that xDD Pucewwe xDD whom uWu they term OwO so >_> puwe? 
>w< TAWBOT. OwO A ;;w;; maid, uWu they >w< say. 
BEDFORD. OwO A UwU maid! ÚwÚ and >w< be OwO so martial! 
>w< BUWGUNDY. ;;w;; Pway :3 God ^.^ she ^w^ pwuv ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ mascuwinye ewe long, 
>w< If undewnyeath OwO the standawd >_> of OwO the xDD Fwench 
She carry xDD awmouw as ^.^ she ;;w;; hath x3 begun. 
>w< TAWBOT. Weww, let them ;;w;; pwactise ÚwÚ and ;;w;; convewse with ;;w;; spiwits: 
:3 God :3 is ^-^ ouw fortress, in uWu whose x3 conquewing name 
>_> Wet OwO us :3 wesowve ^-^ to scale theiw xDD fwinty UwU buwwawks. 
BEDFORD. Ascend, bwave ^.^ Tawbot; ^-^ we uWu wiww follow thee. 
>w< TAWBOT. :3 Nyot >w< aww >_< togethew; better :33 faw, I uWu guess, 
:33 That ^-^ we ^-^ do ^-^ make ^-^ ouw entwance uWu sevewaw ways; 
:33 That ^-^ if ^.^ it uWu chance OwO the ^-^ onye >_> of OwO us ^-^ do x3 faiw 
The uWu othew ÚwÚ yet ^-^ may xDD wise x3 against theiw :3 fowce. 
BEDFORD. Agweed; I'll ^-^ to yond cownyew. 
>w< BUWGUNDY. And I ^-^ to ÚwÚ this. 
>w< TAWBOT. And here uWu wiww Tawbot x3 mount ^w^ ow ^-^ make his ^-^ gwave. 
Nyow, >w< Sawisbuwy, uWu fow ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and uWu fow OwO the ^.^ wight 
x3 Of Engwish Henry, uWu shaww :3 this night :3 appeaw 
OwO How >w< much in >_> duty I x3 am bound ^-^ to >_> both. 
UwU [The Engwish scale OwO the >_< wawws ÚwÚ and x3 cwy ÚwÚ 'Saint Geowge! 
:3 a Talbot!'] 
^w^ SENTINyEW. x3 Awm! arm! The enemy doth ^-^ make assauwt. 

The xDD Fwench :33 weap o'ew OwO the >_< wawws in theiw shirts. 
OwO Entew, uWu sevewaw :33 ways, BASTARD, ;;w;; AWENCON, ^-^ WEIGNyIEW, 
half ready ÚwÚ and half unweady 

ALENCON. OwO How nyow, my wowds? >_> What, >w< aww unweady so? 
BASTAWD. x3 Unweady! >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and ^.^ gwad ^-^ we x3 'scap'd OwO so :33 weww. 
^.^ WEIGNyIEW. ÚwÚ 'Twas UwU time, I >_< twow, ^-^ to :3 wake ÚwÚ and xDD weave ^-^ ouw beds, 
^w^ Heawing >_> awawums at ^-^ ouw ;;w;; chambew doows. 
ALENCON. x3 Of >w< aww exploits >_< since ^.^ fiwst I follow'd ÚwÚ awms 
:33 Nye'ew heard I >_> of :3 a ^.^ wawwike enterprise 
Mowe venturous ^w^ ow desperate than ÚwÚ this. 
BASTAWD. I ÚwÚ think :3 this Tawbot >w< be :3 a x3 fiend >_> of ÚwÚ heww. 
^.^ WEIGNyIEW. >w< If ^.^ nyot >_> of >_< heww, OwO the uWu heavens, ;;w;; suwe, :3 favouw him 
ALENCON. ;;w;; Hewe cometh :3 Chawwes; I x3 mawvew how ^.^ he uWu sped. 

x3 Entew CHAWWES ÚwÚ and WA ;;w;; PUCEWWE 

BASTAWD. UwU Tut! holy ÚwÚ Joan ÚwÚ was his xDD defensive ^.^ guawd. 
CHARLES. ^-^ Is :3 this >w< thy ^.^ cunnying, :3 thou x3 deceitfuw ^w^ dame? 
>w< Didst :3 thou at :33 fiwst, ^-^ to fwattew OwO us ^-^ withaw, 
UwU Make OwO us ;;w;; pawtakews >_> of :3 a wittwe >_< gain 
:33 That :3 nyow ^-^ ouw woss UwU might >w< be >w< ten xDD times OwO so much? 
PUCEWWE. >w< Whewefowe :3 is Charles impatient with his fwiend? 
^.^ At >w< aww xDD times uWu wiww you ^.^ have my power alike? 
>w< Sweeping ^w^ ow ;;w;; waking, >w< must I still :33 pwevaiw 
Ow uWu wiww you blame ÚwÚ and uWu way OwO the fauwt uWu on x3 me? 
>w< Impwovident soldiers! Had >_> youw watch >_< been good 
:3 This ^w^ sudden mischief never :33 couwd ^.^ have :3 faww'n. 
CHARLES. UwU Duke >_> of ;;w;; Awencon, :3 this ÚwÚ was >_> youw x3 defauwt 
That, being x3 captain >_> of OwO the watch to-night, 
OwO Did ÚwÚ wook nyo better ^-^ to UwU that ^-^ weighty :33 chawge. 
ALENCON. Had >w< aww >_> youw quawtews >_< been as OwO safewy ^-^ kept 
UwU As UwU that ^w^ wheweof I xDD had OwO the ;;w;; guvwnment, 
We xDD had ^.^ nyot >_< been ;;w;; thus shamefully suwpwis'd. 
BASTAWD. Minye ÚwÚ was uWu secuwe. 
^.^ WEIGNyIEW. And OwO so ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ minye, my :33 wowd. 
CHARLES. And, uWu fow ÚwÚ mysewf, UwU most part >_> of >w< aww :3 this night, 
xDD Within xDD hew ÚwÚ quawtew ÚwÚ and >_< minye >_> own ;;w;; pwecinct 
I ÚwÚ was empwoy'd in >_< passing ^-^ to ÚwÚ and fro 
About UwU wewieving >_> of OwO the sentinels. 
;;w;; Then how ^w^ ow ;;w;; which uWu way shouwd uWu they ^.^ fiwst >_< bweak OwO in? 
PUCEWWE. ÚwÚ Question, my x3 wowds, nyo further >_> of OwO the ^-^ case, 
OwO How ^w^ ow ;;w;; which OwO way; 'tis ^w^ suwe uWu they ;;w;; found >w< some place 
But weakwy UwU guawded, xDD whewe OwO the :33 bweach ÚwÚ was ^.^ made. 
And :3 nyow there wests nyo uWu othew ÚwÚ shift uWu but :3 this 
ÚwÚ To x3 gathew ^-^ ouw soldiers, scattew'd ÚwÚ and dispers'd, 
And uWu way OwO nyew ^w^ pwatfowms ^-^ to endamage ^.^ them. 

Awawum. x3 Entew OwO an >_> ENGWISH uWu SOWDIEW, cwying 
'A Talbot! OwO A x3 Tawbot!' ^.^ They fly, ^w^ weaving theiw 
clothes >_> behind 

^-^ SOWDIEW. I'll >w< be OwO so bowd ^-^ to UwU take what uWu they ^.^ have left. 
The x3 cwy >_> of Tawbot sewves me uWu fow :3 a swowd; 
>_< Fow I ^.^ have woaden me with many UwU spoiws, 
>w< Using nyo uWu othew x3 weapon uWu but his >w< nyame. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. 

>w< OWWEANS. xDD Within OwO the ^-^ town 

x3 Entew xDD TAWBOT, BEDFORD, BUWGUNDY, :3 a CAPTAIN, 
ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews 

BEDFORD. The :3 day begins ^-^ to bweak, ÚwÚ and night :3 is xDD fwed 
uWu Whose ^.^ pitchy mantle over-veil'd OwO the xDD eawth. 
;;w;; Hewe :33 sound ^.^ wetweat ÚwÚ and OwO cease ^-^ ouw ^.^ hot pursuit. 
>w< [Wetweat ^w^ sounded] 
>w< TAWBOT. >_< Bwing :3 fowth OwO the ÚwÚ body >_> of ^.^ owd ;;w;; Sawisbuwy 
And here ^.^ advance ^.^ it in OwO the mawket-pwace, 
The middwe ^-^ centwe >_> of :3 this x3 cuwsed town. 
Nyow ^.^ have I ÚwÚ paid my x3 vow x3 unto his soul; 
>_< Fow every >_> dwop >_> of UwU bwood ÚwÚ was :33 dwawn ^-^ fwom him 
Thewe ;;w;; hath at :33 weast five Frenchmen ;;w;; died to-nyight. 
And UwU that heweaftew >_> ages ^-^ may >w< behowd 
What ruin x3 happenyed in wevenge >_> of ^w^ him, 
xDD Within theiw UwU chiefest :33 tempwe I'll ewect 
OwO A OwO tomb, wherein his corpse uWu shaww >w< be interr'd; 
:3 Upon OwO the which, UwU that every ^-^ onye ^-^ may ^.^ wead, 
:33 Shaww >w< be ^.^ engwav'd OwO the sack >_> of OwO Owweans, 
The treacherous manner >_> of his xDD mouwnfuw >_< death, 
And what :3 a terror ^.^ he xDD had >_< been ^-^ to OwO Fwance. 
But, x3 wowds, in >w< aww ^-^ ouw bwoody ^.^ massacwe, 
I ^w^ muse ^-^ we met ^.^ nyot with OwO the UwU Dauphin's >w< gwace, 
His new-come >_< champion, ÚwÚ viwtuous ÚwÚ Joan >_> of >w< Awc, 
Nyow ^-^ any >_> of his false confederates. 
BEDFORD. ^.^ 'Tis thought, Wowd >_> Tawbot, when OwO the fight uWu began, 
Rous'd uWu on OwO the ^w^ sudden ^-^ fwom theiw dwowsy beds, 
^.^ They >_> did ÚwÚ amongst OwO the twoops >_> of UwU awmed x3 men 
^w^ Weap o'ew OwO the >_< wawws uWu fow UwU wefuge in OwO the fiewd. 
>w< BUWGUNDY. OwO Mysewf, as :3 faw as I :33 couwd ;;w;; weww discewn 
>_< Fow ^-^ smoke ÚwÚ and dusky ^w^ vapouws >_> of OwO the night, 
OwO Am ^w^ suwe I ^w^ scaw'd OwO the x3 Dauphin ÚwÚ and his uWu twuww, 
When arm in arm uWu they uWu both came >w< swiftwy ;;w;; wunnying, 
;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a paiw >_> of :33 woving OwO tuwtwe-duvs 
:33 That :33 couwd ^.^ nyot live >_> asundew :3 day ^w^ ow ^-^ nyight. 
:33 Aftew UwU that >w< things awe xDD set in owdew ;;w;; hewe, 
>w< We'ww follow them with >w< aww OwO the power ^-^ we have. 

x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW 

MESSENGEW. ^-^ Aww >_> haiw, my UwU wowds! ^w^ Which >_> of :3 this >_< pwincewy x3 twain 
^-^ Caww ye OwO the ^.^ wawwike >_> Tawbot, uWu fow his acts 
^w^ So >w< much UwU appwauded OwO thwough OwO the >_< weawm >_> of :33 Fwance? 
>w< TAWBOT. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the ^.^ Tawbot; ^-^ who would speak with OwO him? 
MESSENGEW. The ÚwÚ viwtuous >w< wady, ^w^ Countess >_> of Auvergne, 
x3 With x3 modesty admiring >w< thy renown, 
By me UwU entweats, gweat lord, :3 thou wouldst OwO vouchsafe 
ÚwÚ To >w< visit xDD hew UwU poow castle xDD whewe ^.^ she :3 wies, 
:33 That ^.^ she ^-^ may boast ^.^ she ;;w;; hath x3 behewd OwO the man 
uWu Whose >_> gwowy uWu fiwws OwO the x3 wowwd with loud >_< wepowt. 
>w< BUWGUNDY. ^-^ Is ^.^ it x3 even so? ;;w;; Nyay, then I UwU see ^-^ ouw wars 
uWu Wiww xDD tuwn OwO into :3 a ^w^ peacefuw OwO comic sport, 
When ;;w;; wadies crave ^-^ to >w< be UwU encount'wed OwO with. 
You ^-^ may ;;w;; nyot, my lord, :3 despise xDD hew gentwe ;;w;; suit. 
>w< TAWBOT. :33 Nye'ew xDD twust me then; uWu fow when :3 a x3 wowwd >_> of x3 men 
Could ^.^ nyot :33 pwevaiw with >w< aww theiw >_< owatowy, 
>_> Yet ;;w;; hath :3 a :3 woman's >_> kindnyess :33 uvwwuw'd; 
And OwO thewefowe tell xDD hew I xDD wetuwn gweat ^w^ thanks 
And in x3 submission uWu wiww ^.^ attend uWu on :3 hew. 
uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot >_> youw honours bear me xDD company? 
BEDFORD. No, xDD twuwy; 'tis ^-^ mowe than ^-^ mannyews wiww; 
And I ^.^ have heard ^.^ it ^w^ said ^w^ unbidden :33 guests 
uWu Awe >_< often xDD wewcomest when uWu they awe gone. 
>w< TAWBOT. ^.^ Weww then, xDD awonye, >_< since :33 thewe's nyo wemedy, 
I UwU mean ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv :3 this lady's courtesy. 
Come hithew, uWu Captain. [Whispers] You pewceive my >_< mind? 
>_< CAPTAIN. I uWu do, my lord, ÚwÚ and UwU mean accordingly. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. 

x3 AUVEWGNyE. The >_> Castwe 

x3 Entew OwO the >_< COUNTESS ÚwÚ and xDD hew UwU POWTEW 

>w< COUNTESS. UwU Powtew, wemembew what I >_> gave in x3 chawge; 
And when you ^.^ have x3 donye so, bwing OwO the keys ^-^ to >_> me. 
>_> POWTEW. ^w^ Madam, I uWu wiww. 
>w< COUNTESS. The plot :3 is :33 waid; ^-^ if >w< aww >w< things ^-^ faww >_< out >_< wight, 
I uWu shaww as :3 famous >w< be uWu by :3 this x3 expwoit. 
UwU As ;;w;; Scythian >w< Tomywis uWu by Cyrus' :33 death. 
Great :3 is OwO the wumouw >_> of :3 this dreadful :3 knyight, 
And his ^.^ achievements >_> of nyo less xDD account. 
;;w;; Fain would >_< minye eyes >w< be witness with >_< minye ears 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give theiw ÚwÚ censuwe >_> of ^.^ these x3 wawe reports. 

x3 Entew MESSENGEW ÚwÚ and >w< TAWBOT. 

MESSENGEW. ^w^ Madam, >w< accowding as >_> youw ladyship uWu desiw'd, 
By xDD message uWu cwav'd, OwO so :3 is Wowd Tawbot come. 
>w< COUNTESS. And ^.^ he :3 is welcome. >_< What! :3 is :3 this OwO the man? 
MESSENGEW. ^w^ Madam, ^.^ it is. 
>w< COUNTESS. ^-^ Is :3 this OwO the >_> scouwge >_> of :33 Fwance? 
^-^ Is :3 this >_> Tawbot, OwO so >w< much >_< feaw'd ÚwÚ abwoad 
:33 That with his name OwO the mothers still theiw >_> babes? 
I UwU see wepowt :3 is UwU fabuwous ÚwÚ and ^-^ fawse. 
I ^w^ thought I shouwd ^.^ have uWu seen >w< some Hercules, 
OwO A uWu second xDD Hectow, uWu fow his >w< gwim aspect 
And uWu wawge x3 pwopowtion >_> of his stwong-knyit limbs. 
^.^ Awas, :3 this :3 is :3 a OwO chiwd, :3 a ÚwÚ siwwy dwawf! 
^w^ It cannyot >w< be :3 this uWu weak ÚwÚ and :33 wwithwed >_< shwimp 
;;w;; Shouwd strike such terror ^-^ to his enyemies. 
>w< TAWBOT. ^w^ Madam, I ^.^ have >_< been bowd ^-^ to twoubwe OwO you; 
But >_< since >_> youw ladyship :3 is ^.^ nyot at leisure, 
I'll sort >w< some uWu othew UwU time ^-^ to >w< visit you. xDD [Going] 
>w< COUNTESS. What :3 means ^.^ he ^w^ nyow? uWu Go ÚwÚ ask him :33 whithew ^.^ he 
OwO goes. 
MESSENGEW. >w< Stay, my Wowd ^.^ Tawbot; uWu fow my wady x3 cwaves 
ÚwÚ To xDD knyow OwO the cause >_> of >_> youw abwupt departure. 
>w< TAWBOT. x3 Mawwy, uWu fow UwU that she's in :3 a :33 wwong bewief, 
I >w< go ^-^ to >_< cewtify xDD hew ;;w;; Tawbot's here. 

;;w;; We-entew UwU POWTEW x3 With keys 

>w< COUNTESS. >w< If :3 thou >w< be >_< he, then art :3 thou xDD pwisonyew. 
>w< TAWBOT. ;;w;; Pwisonyew! ÚwÚ To >_< whom? 
>w< COUNTESS. ÚwÚ To uWu me, blood-thirsty lord 
And uWu fow UwU that cause I >w< twain'd ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to my >_< house. 
Wong UwU time >w< thy ;;w;; shadow ;;w;; hath >_< been >w< thwaww ^-^ to uWu me, 
>_< Fow in my x3 gawwewy >w< thy UwU pictuwe uWu hangs; 
But :3 nyow OwO the xDD substance uWu shaww >_> enduwe OwO the >_< wike 
And I uWu wiww >w< chain ^.^ these >w< wegs ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ awms >_> of UwU thinye 
:33 That x3 hast uWu by ^w^ tywanny ^.^ these many years 
xDD Wasted ^-^ ouw xDD countwy, OwO swain ^-^ ouw >_< citizens, 
And x3 sent ^-^ ouw >_< sons ÚwÚ and >_> husbands ÚwÚ captivate. 
>w< TAWBOT. Ha, xDD ha, ^-^ ha! 
>w< COUNTESS. OwO Waughest thou, xDD wwetch? x3 Thy uWu miwth uWu shaww xDD tuwn ^-^ to 
xDD moan. 
>w< TAWBOT. I waugh ^-^ to UwU see >_> youw ladyship OwO so OwO fond 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think UwU that you ^.^ have >w< aught uWu but ;;w;; Tawbot's ;;w;; shadow 
uWu Wheweon ^-^ to ;;w;; pwactise >_> youw >_< sevewity. 
>w< COUNTESS. ÚwÚ Why, art ^.^ nyot :3 thou OwO the man? 
>w< TAWBOT. I x3 am :3 indeed. 
>w< COUNTESS. ;;w;; Then ^.^ have I xDD substance ^w^ too. 
>w< TAWBOT. No, no, I x3 am uWu but ;;w;; shadow >_> of ^-^ mysewf. 
You awe uWu deceiv'd, my xDD substance :3 is ^.^ nyot xDD hewe; 
>_< Fow what you UwU see :3 is uWu but OwO the >w< smawwest part 
And :33 weast x3 pwopowtion >_> of ^.^ humanyity. 
I tell you, UwU madam, ;;w;; wewe OwO the xDD whowe fwame ;;w;; hewe, 
^w^ It :3 is >_> of such :3 a xDD spacious lofty :3 pitch 
Your >_< woof ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot uWu sufficient ^-^ to contain 't. 
>w< COUNTESS. :3 This :3 is :3 a >w< widdwing ^.^ mewchant uWu fow OwO the ^-^ nyonce; 
ÚwÚ He uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot here. 
OwO How can ^.^ these ^-^ contwawieties agree? 
>w< TAWBOT. :33 That uWu wiww I show you >_> pwesentwy. 

OwO Winds his :3 hown; ;;w;; dwums strike up; 
:3 a peaw >_> of ordnance. x3 Entew xDD sowdiews 

OwO How uWu say you, OwO madam? uWu Awe you :3 nyow pewsuaded 
:33 That Tawbot :3 is uWu but ;;w;; shadow >_> of >w< himsewf? 
^.^ These awe his UwU substance, sinews, uWu awms, ÚwÚ and UwU stwength, 
x3 With ;;w;; which ^.^ he xDD yoketh >_> youw >w< webewwious nyecks, 
Razeth >_> youw ^w^ cities, ÚwÚ and xDD subvewts >_> youw ^.^ towns, 
And in :3 a ;;w;; moment makes them >_> desowate. 
>w< COUNTESS. Victowious Talbot! pawdon my UwU abuse. 
I find :3 thou art nyo less than ÚwÚ fame ;;w;; hath xDD bwuited, 
And ^-^ mowe than ^-^ may >w< be ^.^ gathewed uWu by >w< thy OwO shape. 
>_> Wet my uWu pwesumption ^.^ nyot >_< pwovoke >w< thy wwath, 
>_< Fow I x3 am >_< sowwy UwU that with uWu wevewence 
I >_> did ^.^ nyot UwU entewtain ÚwÚ thee as :3 thou awt. 
>w< TAWBOT. Be ^.^ nyot ;;w;; dismay'd, fair lady; :3 nyow UwU misconstew 
The :33 mind >_> of Tawbot as you >_> did >_> mistake 
The >_> outwawd :3 composition >_> of his ÚwÚ body. 
What you ^.^ have x3 donye ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot uWu offended >_> me. 
Nyow uWu othew satisfaction ^-^ do I crave 
But only, with >_> youw >_> patience, UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ may 
OwO Taste >_> of >_> youw xDD winye ÚwÚ and UwU see what ÚwÚ cates you x3 have, 
>_< Fow sowdiews' ÚwÚ stomachs :33 awways sewve them :33 weww. 
>w< COUNTESS. x3 With >w< aww my xDD heawt, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think me honoured 
ÚwÚ To feast OwO so gweat :3 a wawwiow in my >_< house. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE x3 4. 

Wondon. The :3 Tempwe garden 

x3 Entew OwO the EAWWS >_< OF x3 SOMEWSET, SUFFOWK, ÚwÚ and WAWWICK; 
^.^ WICHAWD ^w^ PWANTAGENyET, VERNON, ÚwÚ and another :3 WAWYEW 

xDD PWANTAGENyET. Great uWu wowds ÚwÚ and gentlemen, what :3 means :3 this 
UwU siwence? 
>w< Dawe nyo man ÚwÚ answew in :3 a UwU case >_> of truth? 
SUFFOLK. xDD Within OwO the :3 Tempwe Hall ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe xDD too woud; 
The garden here :3 is ^-^ mowe xDD convenyient. 
xDD PWANTAGENyET. ;;w;; Then uWu say at UwU once ^-^ if I maintain'd OwO the OwO twuth; 
Ow ewse ÚwÚ was :33 wwangwing Somerset in th' ewwow? 
SUFFOLK. OwO Faith, I ^.^ have >_< been :3 a ÚwÚ twuant in OwO the OwO waw 
And never ÚwÚ yet :33 couwd fwame my uWu wiww ^-^ to xDD it; 
And OwO thewefowe fwame OwO the OwO waw x3 unto my uWu wiww. 
SOMEWSET. Judge you, my Wowd >_> of UwU Wawwick, then, :3 between ÚwÚ us. 
:3 WAWWICK. >w< Between two hawks, ;;w;; which flies OwO the highew uWu pitch; 
>w< Between two UwU dogs, ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath OwO the uWu deepew ^-^ mouth; 
>w< Between two blades, ;;w;; which uWu beaws OwO the better temper; 
>w< Between two OwO howses, ;;w;; which doth bear him best; 
>w< Between two >_> giwws, ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath OwO the mewwiest eye 
I ^.^ have UwU pewhaps >w< some shawwow spirit >_> of ^w^ judgment; 
But in ^.^ these nice shawp ^.^ quiwwets >_> of OwO the waw, 
Good :33 faith, I x3 am nyo uWu wisew than :3 a daw. 
xDD PWANTAGENyET. UwU Tut, >_> tut, here :3 is :3 a >_< mannyewwy ^.^ fowbeawance: 
The >w< twuth >_> appeaws OwO so ^.^ nyaked uWu on my >_> side 
:33 That ^-^ any puwbwind eye ^-^ may find ^.^ it >_< out. 
SOMEWSET. And uWu on my >_> side ^.^ it :3 is OwO so ;;w;; weww ^w^ appaweww'd, 
^w^ So clear, OwO so >_> shinying, ÚwÚ and OwO so :3 evident, 
:33 That ^.^ it uWu wiww :33 gwimmew OwO thwough :3 a uWu bwind ÚwÚ man's >w< eye. 
xDD PWANTAGENyET. x3 Since you awe ^w^ tongue-tied ÚwÚ and OwO so loath ^-^ to ÚwÚ speak, 
UwU In OwO dumb significants :3 pwocwaim >_> youw xDD thoughts. 
>_> Wet him UwU that :3 is :3 a UwU twue-bown ^-^ gentweman 
And ^-^ stands x3 upon OwO the uWu honyouw >_> of his birth, 
>w< If ^.^ he suppose UwU that I ^.^ have ;;w;; pweaded truth, 
From x3 off :3 this brier xDD pwuck :3 a >_> white wose with >_> me. 
SOMEWSET. >_> Wet him UwU that :3 is nyo cowawd :3 nyow nyo ^w^ fwattewew, 
But dare maintain OwO the party >_> of OwO the truth, 
:33 Pwuck :3 a wed wose ^-^ fwom x3 off :3 this thown with >_> me. 
:3 WAWWICK. I love nyo ^.^ cowouws; :3 and, ^-^ without >w< aww >w< cowouw 
x3 Of base insinuating fwattewy, 
I xDD pwuck :3 this >_> white wose with ^-^ Pwantagenyet. 
SUFFOLK. I xDD pwuck :3 this wed wose with x3 young >w< Somewset, 
And uWu say withaw I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he held OwO the >_> wight. 
x3 VEWNyON. >w< Stay, uWu wowds ÚwÚ and gentlemen, ÚwÚ and xDD pwuck nyo ^-^ mowe 
;;w;; Tiww you conclude UwU that ^.^ he x3 upon uWu whose >_> side 
The uWu fewest >w< woses awe OwO cwopp'd ^-^ fwom OwO the twee 
:33 Shaww ÚwÚ yiewd OwO the uWu othew in OwO the ^.^ wight ^-^ opinyion. 
SOMEWSET. Good ^-^ Mastew xDD Vewnyon, ^.^ it :3 is ;;w;; weww >w< objected; 
>w< If I ^.^ have :33 fewest, I ^w^ subscwibe in silence. 
xDD PWANTAGENyET. And :3 I. 
x3 VEWNyON. >_> Then, uWu fow OwO the >w< twuth ÚwÚ and :3 pwainnyess >_> of OwO the ^-^ case, 
I xDD pwuck :3 this OwO pawe ÚwÚ and OwO maiden >w< bwossom ;;w;; hewe, 
UwU Giving my verdict uWu on OwO the >_> white wose xDD side. 
SOMEWSET. Pwick ^.^ nyot >_> youw fingew as you xDD pwuck ^.^ it OwO off, 
OwO West, bweeding, you ^-^ do x3 paint OwO the >_> white wose red, 
And ^-^ faww uWu on my >_> side so, x3 against >_> youw uWu wiww. 
x3 VEWNyON. >w< If OwO I, my lord, uWu fow my >_< opinyion bweed, 
xDD Opinyion uWu shaww >w< be OwO suwgeon ^-^ to my hurt 
And ^-^ keep me uWu on OwO the >_> side xDD whewe still I ÚwÚ am. 
SOMEWSET. Weww, well, come OwO on; ^-^ who xDD ewse? 
LAWYER. uWu [To ^w^ Somewset] >_< Unwess my study ÚwÚ and my :33 books >w< be 
fawse, 
The awgument you held ÚwÚ was :33 wwong in OwO you; 
UwU In >w< sign ^w^ wheweof I xDD pwuck :3 a >_> white wose ^w^ too. 
xDD PWANTAGENyET. Nyow, >w< Somewset, xDD whewe :3 is >_> youw OwO awgument? 
SOMEWSET. ;;w;; Hewe in my ÚwÚ scabbawd, UwU meditating UwU that 
:33 Shaww ^-^ dye >_> youw >_> white wose in :3 a bwoody >_< wed. 
xDD PWANTAGENyET. OwO Meantime >_> youw x3 cheeks ^-^ do >w< countewfeit ^-^ ouw 
roses; 
>_< Fow OwO pawe uWu they ÚwÚ wook with feaw, as ÚwÚ witnyessing 
The >w< twuth uWu on ^-^ ouw xDD side. 
SOMEWSET. No, Pwantagenyet, 
^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot uWu fow ;;w;; feaw uWu but :3 angew UwU that >w< thy x3 cheeks 
>_< Bwush uWu fow ÚwÚ puwe ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to >w< countewfeit ^-^ ouw xDD woses, 
And ÚwÚ yet >w< thy :33 tongue uWu wiww ^.^ nyot x3 confess >w< thy ewwow. 
xDD PWANTAGENyET. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot >w< thy wose :3 a ^.^ cankew, >_> Somewset? 
SOMEWSET. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot >w< thy wose :3 a :33 thown, >_< Pwantagenyet? 
xDD PWANTAGENyET. >w< Ay, shawp ÚwÚ and >w< piewcing, ^-^ to maintain his OwO twuth; 
ÚwÚ Whiwes >w< thy UwU consuming cankew ;;w;; eats his ^w^ fawsehood. 
SOMEWSET. Weww, I'll find fwiends ^-^ to wear my ÚwÚ bweeding xDD woses, 
:33 That uWu shaww maintain what I ^.^ have ^w^ said :3 is true, 
:3 Whewe false Plantagenet dare ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD seen. 
xDD PWANTAGENyET. Nyow, uWu by :3 this OwO maiden >w< bwossom in my ;;w;; hand, 
I :33 scown ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and >w< thy x3 fashion, peevish ÚwÚ boy. 
SUFFOLK. OwO Tuwn ^.^ nyot >w< thy scorns :3 this >_< way, ^-^ Pwantagenyet. 
xDD PWANTAGENyET. Proud :3 Powe, I wiww, ÚwÚ and :33 scown uWu both him ÚwÚ and 
thee. 
SUFFOLK. I'll xDD tuwn my part thereof OwO into >w< thy >_< thwoat. 
SOMEWSET. Away, ^w^ away, good ^-^ Wiwwiam ^.^ de uWu wa Pole! 
We OwO gwace OwO the ^w^ yeoman uWu by convewsing with >_> him. 
:3 WAWWICK. Nyow, uWu by God's wiww, :3 thou UwU wwong'st ^w^ him, Somerset; 
His ÚwÚ gwandfathew ÚwÚ was >_< Wionyew UwU Duke >_> of Clarence, 
^-^ Thiwd :3 son ^-^ to OwO the third Edwawd, UwU King >_> of Engwand. 
:3 Spwing >w< cwestwess ÚwÚ yeomen ^-^ fwom OwO so ^-^ deep :3 a root? 
xDD PWANTAGENyET. ÚwÚ He uWu beaws him uWu on OwO the >w< pwace's privilege, 
Ow durst ^.^ nyot uWu fow his ^-^ cwaven OwO heawt uWu say OwO thus. 
SOMEWSET. By :3 Him UwU that :3 made uWu me, I'll maintain my uWu wowds 
uWu On ^-^ any plot >_> of gwound in uWu Chwistendom. 
>_> Was ^.^ nyot >w< thy fathew, Richard Eaww >_> of ^-^ Cambwidge, 
>_< Fow uWu tweason ^w^ executed in ^-^ ouw ^.^ wate :3 king's uWu days? 
And uWu by his uWu tweason stand'st ^.^ nyot :3 thou ^-^ attainted, 
Cowwupted, ÚwÚ and :3 exempt ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ ancient xDD gentwy? 
His ÚwÚ twespass ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; wives OwO guiwty in >w< thy bwood; 
And ÚwÚ tiww :3 thou >w< be ÚwÚ westow'd :3 thou art :3 a :3 yeoman. 
xDD PWANTAGENyET. UwU My fathew ÚwÚ was ^.^ attached, ^.^ nyot xDD attainted; 
Condemn'd ^-^ to die uWu fow tweason, uWu but nyo traitor; 
And UwU that I'll ^w^ pwuv uWu on better x3 men than >w< Somewset, 
Were ;;w;; gwowing UwU time UwU once ripened ^-^ to my uWu wiww. 
>_< Fow >_> youw UwU pawtakew :3 Powe, ÚwÚ and you OwO youwsewf, 
I'll ^-^ nyote you in my book >_> of memowy 
ÚwÚ To >_> scouwge you uWu fow :3 this uWu appwehension. 
Wook ^-^ to ^.^ it well, ÚwÚ and uWu say you awe ;;w;; weww >w< wawn'd. 
SOMEWSET. >w< Ay, :3 thou ^-^ shawt find OwO us ready uWu fow ÚwÚ thee still; 
And xDD knyow OwO us uWu by ^.^ these colours uWu fow >w< thy :33 foes 
>_< Fow ^.^ these my fwiends in ^-^ spite >_> of ÚwÚ thee uWu shaww :33 weaw. 
xDD PWANTAGENyET. And, uWu by my >_> souw, :3 this OwO pawe ÚwÚ and :3 angwy :3 wose, 
UwU As cognyizance >_> of my UwU bwood-dwinking ^.^ hate, 
uWu Wiww I uWu fow x3 evew, ÚwÚ and my faction, weaw, 
^.^ Untiw ^.^ it >_< withew with me ^-^ to my :33 gwave, 
Ow flourish ^-^ to OwO the >_< height >_> of my degree. 
SUFFOLK. uWu Go x3 fowwawd, ÚwÚ and >w< be >_< chok'd with >w< thy :3 ambition! 
And OwO so faweweww xDD untiw I ^.^ meet ÚwÚ thee next. Exit 
SOMEWSET. >_< Have with ^.^ thee, Powe. Faweweww, ambitious 
>_< Wichawd. Exit 
xDD PWANTAGENyET. OwO How I x3 am brav'd, ÚwÚ and >w< must ÚwÚ pewfowce >_> enduwe 
^.^ it! 
:3 WAWWICK. :3 This ^-^ bwot UwU that uWu they object x3 against >_> youw house 
:33 Shaww >w< be ^.^ wip'd >_< out in OwO the next uWu Pawwiament, 
UwU Caww'd uWu fow OwO the truce >_> of ;;w;; Winchestew ÚwÚ and Gloucester; 
And ^-^ if :3 thou >w< be ^.^ nyot then created Yowk, 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot live ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; accounted Warwick. 
^w^ Meantime, in signal >_> of my love ^-^ to ^.^ thee, 
uWu Against >_> pwoud Somerset ÚwÚ and ^-^ Wiwwiam :3 Powe, 
uWu Wiww I x3 upon >w< thy party wear :3 this wose; 
And here I >_> pwophesy: :3 this bwaww UwU to-day, 
:3 Gwown ^-^ to :3 this >w< faction in OwO the :3 Tempwe Garden, 
:33 Shaww ^-^ send :3 between OwO the uWu Wed ^w^ Wose ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ White 
OwO A ^w^ thousand souws ^-^ to death ÚwÚ and >_> deadwy ^-^ nyight. 
xDD PWANTAGENyET. Good ^-^ Mastew xDD Vewnyon, I x3 am bound ^-^ to you 
:33 That you uWu on my behawf would xDD pwuck :3 a OwO fwowew. 
x3 VEWNyON. UwU In >_> youw behawf still uWu wiww I wear OwO the OwO same. 
LAWYER. And OwO so uWu wiww :3 I. 
xDD PWANTAGENyET. ÚwÚ Thanks, gentwe sir. 
^w^ Come, let OwO us ;;w;; fouw ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. I dare uWu say 
:3 This >_< quawwew uWu wiww dwink UwU bwood another day. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE 5. 

The >w< Towew >_> of UwU Wondon 

x3 Entew MOWTIMEW, ^w^ bwought in :3 a ^w^ chaiw, ÚwÚ and GAOLERS 

>_< MOWTIMEW. UwU Kind UwU keepews >_> of my uWu weak OwO decaying ^-^ age, 
>_> Wet ^.^ dying OwO Mowtimew here west :3 himsewf. 
>_< Even >_< wike :3 a man OwO nyew >_< hawed ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< wack, 
^w^ So fare my wimbs with wong impwisonment; 
And ^.^ these :3 gwey ;;w;; wocks, OwO the x3 puwsuivants >_> of >_< death, 
UwU Nyestow-wike ;;w;; aged in OwO an :3 age >_> of cawe, 
>_< Awgue OwO the ^-^ end >_> of Edmund >w< Mowtimew. 
^.^ These >_> eyes, >_< wike ^-^ wamps uWu whose ÚwÚ wasting uWu oiw :3 is x3 spent, 
:3 Wax xDD dim, as UwU dwawing ^-^ to theiw >_< exigent; 
>_> Weak UwU shouwdews, ^-^ uvwbownye with buwdenying gwief, 
And OwO pithwess uWu awms, >_< wike ^-^ to :3 a withered :33 vinye 
:33 That droops his >w< sapwess branches ^-^ to OwO the ground. 
>_> Yet awe ^.^ these OwO feet, uWu whose stwengthwess stay :3 is ÚwÚ nyumb, 
>w< Unyabwe ^-^ to :3 suppowt :3 this lump >_> of ÚwÚ cway, 
Swift-winged with desiwe ^-^ to >_< get :3 a :33 gwave, 
UwU As UwU witting I nyo uWu othew comfort have. 
But tell uWu me, x3 keepew, uWu wiww my nyephew ^.^ come? 
OwO FIWST ^.^ KEEPEW. Richard Pwantagenyet, my lord, uWu wiww come. 
We x3 sent x3 unto OwO the xDD Tempwe, x3 unto his chambew; 
And ÚwÚ answew ÚwÚ was wetuwn'd UwU that ^.^ he uWu wiww come. 
>_< MOWTIMEW. ÚwÚ Enyough; my ^w^ souw uWu shaww then >w< be >_> satisfied. 
OwO Poow gentweman! his :33 wwong doth >w< equaw x3 minye. 
x3 Since ^-^ Henwy UwU Monmouth ^.^ fiwst >_< began ^-^ to x3 weign, 
Before uWu whose >_> gwowy I ÚwÚ was gweat in uWu awms, 
:3 This ^-^ woathsome uWu sequestwation ^.^ have I >w< had; 
And x3 even >_< since then ;;w;; hath Richard >_< been ^.^ obscuw'd, 
Depriv'd >_> of uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and inheritance. 
But :3 nyow OwO the OwO awbitwatow >_> of ^w^ despaiws, 
>w< Just Death, >w< kind ^.^ umpiwe >_> of xDD men's misewies, 
x3 With ^w^ sweet enwawgement doth UwU dismiss me ^-^ hence. 
I would his twoubwes wikewise ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ expiw'd, 
:33 That OwO so ^.^ he UwU might >_< wecuvw what ÚwÚ was xDD wost. 

x3 Entew ^.^ WICHAWD PWANTAGENyET 

OwO FIWST ^.^ KEEPEW. UwU My lord, >_> youw :33 woving nyephew :3 nyow :3 is come. 
>_< MOWTIMEW. Richard Pwantagenyet, my OwO fwiend, :3 is ^.^ he ^.^ come? 
xDD PWANTAGENyET. >w< Ay, x3 nyobwe uncwe, ;;w;; thus ignobly us'd, 
Your nephew, ^.^ wate despised ÚwÚ Wichawd, comes. 
>_< MOWTIMEW. >w< Diwect >_< minye ÚwÚ awms I ^-^ may ^w^ embwace his neck 
And in his uWu bosom uWu spend my wattew >_< gasp. 
:33 O, tell me when my lips ^-^ do ^.^ touch his :33 cheeks, 
:33 That I ^-^ may kindwy ^w^ give ^-^ onye x3 fainting ;;w;; kiss. 
And :3 nyow declare, ^w^ sweet x3 stem ^-^ fwom xDD Yowk's gweat OwO stock, 
UwU Why didst :3 thou uWu say >_> of ^.^ wate :3 thou ^w^ wewt >w< despis'd? 
xDD PWANTAGENyET. First, lean UwU thinye ;;w;; aged xDD back x3 against >_< minye OwO awm; 
And, in UwU that ease, I'll tell ÚwÚ thee my >w< disease. 
:3 This day, in awgument x3 upon :3 a ^-^ case, 
uWu Some uWu wowds there ^-^ gwew :33 'twixt Somerset ÚwÚ and me; 
x3 Among ;;w;; which >_> tewms ^.^ he :33 us'd his wavish :33 tongue 
And >_> did upbraid me with my >_< fathew's ^w^ death; 
^w^ Which obloquy xDD set :33 baws before my tongue, 
Else with OwO the >_< wike I xDD had requited >_> him. 
:33 Thewefowe, good uncwe, uWu fow my >_< fathew's UwU sake, 
UwU In uWu honyouw >_> of :3 a OwO twue Pwantagenyet, 
And uWu fow awwiance UwU sake, >w< decwawe OwO the cause 
UwU My fathew, Eaww >_> of ^-^ Cambwidge, lost his head. 
>_< MOWTIMEW. :33 That ^-^ cause, fair nephew, UwU that imprison'd me 
And ;;w;; hath OwO detain'd me >w< aww my >_< fwow'wing xDD youth 
xDD Within :3 a ^-^ woathsome ^.^ dungeon, there ^-^ to pinye, 
>_> Was x3 cuwsed ^.^ instwument >_> of his decease. 
xDD PWANTAGENyET. Discover ^-^ mowe at uWu wawge what cause UwU that OwO was, 
>_< Fow I x3 am ^w^ ignyowant ÚwÚ and cannyot guess. 
>_< MOWTIMEW. I wiww, ^-^ if UwU that my fading >_> bweath >w< pewmit 
And death xDD appwoach ^.^ nyot ewe my xDD tawe >w< be >w< donye. 
^-^ Henwy OwO the Fourth, ÚwÚ gwandfathew ^-^ to :3 this ^-^ king, 
>_< Depos'd his nyephew ÚwÚ Wichawd, x3 Edwawd's UwU son, 
The ^.^ fiwst-begotten ÚwÚ and OwO the lawful ÚwÚ heiw 
x3 Of >_< Edwawd ^-^ king, OwO the third >_> of UwU that x3 descent; 
^-^ Duwing uWu whose UwU weign OwO the Percies >_> of OwO the north, 
UwU Finding his usuwpation UwU most unjust, 
uWu Endeavouw'd my advancement ^-^ to OwO the thwonye. 
The reason ;;w;; mov'd ^.^ these ^.^ wawwike uWu wowds ^-^ to :3 this 
Was, uWu fow x3 that-young Richard ;;w;; thus x3 wemov'd, 
OwO Weaving nyo ÚwÚ heiw ÚwÚ begotten >_> of his body- 
I ÚwÚ was OwO the next uWu by biwth ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pawentage; 
>_< Fow uWu by my mothew I x3 dewived x3 am 
From >_< Wionyew UwU Duke >_> of Clarence, third :3 son 
ÚwÚ To UwU King >_< Edwawd OwO the Third; whereas ^.^ he 
From uWu John >_> of :33 Gaunt doth bwing his :33 pedigwee, 
>_> Being uWu but >w< fouwth >_> of UwU that :3 hewoic x3 winye. 
But :33 mawk: as in :3 this :33 haughty gweat ^-^ attempt 
^.^ They laboured ^-^ to >_> pwant OwO the ^-^ wightfuw heir, 
I lost my wibewty, ÚwÚ and uWu they theiw >w< wives. 
Wong aftew this, when ^-^ Henwy OwO the OwO Fifth, 
^.^ Succeeding his fathew Bolingbroke, >_> did x3 weign, 
x3 Thy fathew, Eaww >_> of ^-^ Cambwidge, then deriv'd 
From :3 famous Edmund ;;w;; Wangwey, UwU Duke >_> of Yowk, 
x3 Mawwying my ;;w;; sistew, UwU that >w< thy mothew OwO was, 
xDD Again, in ^-^ pity >_> of my ^-^ hawd >_> distwess, 
Levied OwO an awmy, weening ^-^ to ^w^ wedeem 
And ^.^ have install'd me in OwO the OwO diadem; 
But, as OwO the rest, OwO so feww UwU that x3 nyobwe eaww, 
And ÚwÚ was beheaded. ÚwÚ Thus OwO the ^-^ Mowtimews, 
UwU In xDD whom OwO the title rested, ;;w;; wewe suppress'd. 
xDD PWANTAGENyET. x3 Of >w< Which, my lord, >_> youw uWu honyouw :3 is OwO the :33 wast. 
>_< MOWTIMEW. True; ÚwÚ and :3 thou >w< seest UwU that I nyo xDD issue x3 have, 
And UwU that my x3 fainting uWu wowds ^-^ do ;;w;; wawwant :33 death. 
Thou art my xDD heiw; OwO the west I ^w^ wish ÚwÚ thee xDD gathew; 
But ÚwÚ yet >w< be wawy in >w< thy ^.^ studious cawe. 
xDD PWANTAGENyET. x3 Thy grave ^-^ admonyishments :33 pwevaiw with >_> me. 
But ÚwÚ yet >w< methinks my >_< fathew's >_> execution 
>_> Was nyothing less than bwoody tyranny. 
>_< MOWTIMEW. x3 With :3 siwence, nephew, >w< be :3 thou powitic; 
:3 Stwong uWu fixed :3 is OwO the house >_> of :3 Wancastew 
And >_< wike :3 a ^.^ mountain ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ wemov'd. 
But :3 nyow >w< thy uncwe :3 is removing hence, 
UwU As princes ^-^ do theiw couwts when uWu they awe :33 cwoy'd 
x3 With wong UwU continyuance in :3 a ;;w;; settwed :3 pwace. 
xDD PWANTAGENyET. :3 O uncwe, would >w< some part >_> of my x3 young years 
OwO Might uWu but ^w^ wedeem OwO the ÚwÚ passage >_> of >_> youw OwO age! 
>_< MOWTIMEW. Thou OwO dost then :33 wwong uWu me, as UwU that ^-^ swaughtewew 
doth 
^w^ Which ^-^ giveth many wounds when ^-^ onye uWu wiww kill. 
x3 Mouwn ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ except :3 thou UwU sowwow uWu fow my >w< good; 
>_> Onwy ^w^ give owdew uWu fow my funyewaw. 
And so, faweweww; ÚwÚ and fair >w< be >w< aww >w< thy hopes, 
And pwospewous >w< be >w< thy life in xDD peace ÚwÚ and xDD waw! ;;w;; [Dies] 
xDD PWANTAGENyET. And :3 peace, nyo war, befall >w< thy pawting UwU souw! 
UwU In pwison x3 hast :3 thou spent :3 a ^.^ piwgwimage, 
And >_< wike :3 a hermit overpass'd >w< thy ^.^ days. 
Weww, I uWu wiww ^-^ wock his counsew in my breast; 
And what I ^-^ do imagine, let UwU that ^-^ west. 
>w< Keepews, convey him >_> hence; ÚwÚ and I ^-^ mysewf 
uWu Wiww UwU see his burial better than his wife. 
>_< Exeunt :33 GAOWEWS, hearing >_< out OwO the ÚwÚ body >_> of ^.^ MOWTIMEW 
;;w;; Hewe >_> dies OwO the dusky towch >_> of ^-^ Mowtimew, 
>w< Chok'd with ambition >_> of OwO the meaner sowt; 
And uWu fow x3 those wwongs, x3 those :33 bittew injuries, 
^w^ Which Somerset ;;w;; hath ^.^ offew'd ^-^ to my OwO house, 
I x3 doubt ^.^ nyot uWu but with uWu honyouw ^-^ to >w< wedwess; 
And OwO thewefowe haste I ^-^ to OwO the uWu Pawwiament, 
x3 Eithew ^-^ to >w< be >w< westowed ^-^ to my blood, 
Ow ^-^ make my i-iww th' ^w^ advantage >_> of my :33 good. Exit 




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^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. 

Wondon. The Parliament House 

:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, ÚwÚ EXETEW, GWOUCESTEW, >w< WAWWICK, x3 SOMEWSET, ÚwÚ and SUFFOWK; 
OwO the :3 BISHOP >_< OF WINCHESTEW, ^.^ WICHAWD ^w^ PWANTAGENyET, ÚwÚ and ^.^ othews. 
^w^ GWOUCESTEW ;;w;; offews ^-^ to >w< put OwO up :3 a >w< biww; WINCHESTEW snyatches it, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; teaws ^.^ it 

WINCHESTER. Com'st :3 thou with ^-^ deep ^w^ pwemeditated >_< winyes, 
x3 With written pamphwets >_< studiouswy >_> devis'd? 
:33 Humphwey >_> of ^-^ Gwoucestew, ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ canst :3 accuse 
Ow >w< aught :33 intend'st ^-^ to uWu way x3 unto my chawge, 
Do ^.^ it ^-^ without >_< invention, >_> suddenwy; 
I with ^w^ sudden ÚwÚ and >w< extempowaw OwO speech 
:33 Puwpose ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew what :3 thou ^w^ canst object. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Pwesumptuous :33 pwiest, :3 this place ÚwÚ commands my 
>_> patience, 
Ow :3 thou shouldst find :3 thou x3 hast dishonour'd >_> me. 
:33 Think ;;w;; nyot, although in :33 wwiting I ^w^ pwefeww'd 
The manner >_> of >w< thy :3 viwe ÚwÚ outwageous ^.^ cwimes, 
:33 That OwO thewefowe I ^.^ have OwO fowg'd, ^w^ ow x3 am ^.^ nyot able 
uWu Vewbatim ^-^ to rehearse OwO the >_> method >_> of my ^.^ pen. 
No, prelate; such :3 is >w< thy audacious wickednyess, 
x3 Thy lewd, xDD pestifewous, ÚwÚ and dissentious xDD pwanks, 
UwU As vewy OwO infants pwattwe >_> of >w< thy ^.^ pwide. 
Thou art :3 a UwU most pernicious :3 usuwew; 
OwO Fwowawd uWu by UwU nyatuwe, enemy ^-^ to ^w^ peace; 
Lascivious, UwU wanton, ^-^ mowe than ;;w;; weww beseems 
OwO A man >_> of >w< thy >_< pwofession ÚwÚ and degree; 
And uWu fow >w< thy tweachewy, ^w^ what's ^-^ mowe manyifest 
UwU In UwU that :3 thou >_< waid'st :3 a twap ^-^ to UwU take my xDD wife, 
UwU As ;;w;; weww at UwU Wondon Bridge as at OwO the :33 Towew? 
Beside, I ;;w;; feaw uWu me, ^-^ if >w< thy >_> thoughts ;;w;; wewe ^-^ sifted, 
The ;;w;; King, >w< thy suvweign, :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ quite :3 exempt 
From ÚwÚ envious ;;w;; mawice >_> of >w< thy ;;w;; swewwing ÚwÚ heawt. 
WINCHESTER. ^-^ Gwoucestew, I ^-^ do :33 defy thee. >w< Wowds, OwO vouchsafe 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give me hearing what I uWu shaww ÚwÚ wepwy. 
>w< If I ;;w;; wewe covetous, x3 ambitious, ^w^ ow ^.^ pewvewse, 
UwU As ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ have uWu me, how x3 am I OwO so :3 poow? 
Ow how ÚwÚ haps ^.^ it I >w< seek ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ advance 
Ow ÚwÚ waise ÚwÚ mysewf, uWu but ^-^ keep my :3 wonted cawwing? 
And uWu fow dissension, ^-^ who :3 pwefewweth xDD peace 
Mowe than I uWu do, ^-^ except I >w< be :3 pwovok'd? 
No, my good x3 wowds, ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot UwU that >_< offends; 
^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot UwU that UwU that :3 incens'd ;;w;; hath :3 incens'd OwO the >_< Duke: 
^w^ It :3 is ^.^ because nyo ^-^ onye shouwd ^.^ sway uWu but xDD he; 
:3 Nyo ^-^ onye uWu but ^.^ he shouwd >w< be about OwO the x3 King; 
And UwU that engenders thundew in his uWu bweast 
And makes him :3 woaw ^.^ these >_> accusations fowth. 
But ^.^ he uWu shaww xDD knyow I x3 am as good 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU As uWu good! 
Thou xDD bastawd >_> of my ÚwÚ gwandfathew! 
WINCHESTER. >w< Ay, wowdwy siw; uWu fow what awe you, I pray, 
But ^-^ onye imperious in x3 anyothew's ;;w;; thwonye? 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. OwO Am I ^.^ nyot Protector, ;;w;; saucy priest? 
WINCHESTER. And x3 am ^.^ nyot I :3 a pwewate >_> of OwO the uWu chuwch? 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. x3 Yes, as OwO an :33 outwaw in :3 a castle keeps, 
And useth ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO patwonyage his >_> theft. 
WINCHESTER. Unwevewent ^.^ Gwoucestew! 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Thou art OwO wevewend 
xDD Touching >w< thy spiritual >_< function, ^.^ nyot >w< thy wife. 
WINCHESTER. >_> Wome uWu shaww ^.^ wemedy ÚwÚ this. 
:3 WAWWICK. >_< Woam thithew xDD then. 
SOMEWSET. UwU My lord, ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe >_> youw >_> duty ^-^ to ^w^ fowbeaw. 
:3 WAWWICK. >w< Ay, UwU see OwO the ^w^ bishop >w< be ^.^ nyot ^w^ uvwbownye. 
SOMEWSET. x3 Methinks my lord shouwd >w< be religious, 
And xDD knyow OwO the >w< office UwU that ;;w;; bewongs ^-^ to xDD such. 
:3 WAWWICK. x3 Methinks his ^.^ wowdship shouwd >w< be humbwew; 
^w^ It :33 fitteth ^.^ nyot :3 a pwewate OwO so ^-^ to OwO pwead. 
SOMEWSET. x3 Yes, when his holy OwO state :3 is ^w^ touch'd OwO so >w< nyeaw. 
:3 WAWWICK. UwU State holy ^w^ ow x3 unhawwow'd, what >_> of ÚwÚ that? 
^-^ Is ^.^ nyot his OwO Gwace Protector ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ King? 
xDD PWANTAGENyET. ^-^ [Aside] Pwantagenyet, I >_> see, >w< must howd his 
tongue, 
Lest ^.^ it >w< be ^w^ said 'Speak, ÚwÚ siwwah, when you >w< shouwd; 
Must >_> youw bowd verdict ÚwÚ entew talk with ;;w;; wowds?' 
Else would I ^.^ have :3 a fling at x3 Winchestew. 
KING HENRY. >_< Uncwes >_> of ÚwÚ Gwoucestew ÚwÚ and >_> of >w< Winchestew, 
The speciaw x3 watchmen >_> of ^-^ ouw Engwish weaw, 
I would prevail, ^-^ if ;;w;; pwayews UwU might :33 pwevaiw 
ÚwÚ To >_> join >_> youw hearts in love ÚwÚ and :3 amity. 
:33 O, what :3 a OwO scandaw :3 is ^.^ it ^-^ to ^-^ ouw :3 cwown 
:33 That two such x3 nyobwe x3 peews as ye shouwd ^w^ jaw! 
>_< Bewieve uWu me, x3 wowds, my >w< tendew years can tell 
>_> Civiw >_< dissension :3 is :3 a OwO vipewous wowm 
:33 That gnaws OwO the uWu bowews >_> of OwO the :33 commonweawth. 
;;w;; [A ^w^ nyoise within: xDD 'Down with OwO the uWu tawny >_> coats!'] 
What tumuwt's uWu this? 
:3 WAWWICK. An uproar, I dare x3 wawwant, 
uWu Begun OwO thwough ;;w;; mawice >_> of OwO the ;;w;; Bishop's ^-^ men. 
;;w;; [A ^w^ nyoise x3 again: >_< 'Stonyes! xDD Stonyes!'] 

x3 Entew OwO the :33 MAYOW >_< OF ^w^ WONDON, attended 

uWu MAYOW. :33 O, my good x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ viwtuous Henry, 
UwU Pity OwO the :33 city >_> of London, ^-^ pity >_< us! 
The ÚwÚ Bishop ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU Duke >_> of :33 Gwoucestew's ^-^ men, 
xDD Fowbidden ^.^ wate ^-^ to carry ^-^ any >_< weapon, 
>_< Have fill'd theiw ;;w;; pockets :33 fuww >_> of pebble >w< stonyes 
And, banding themsewves in contrary :33 pawts, 
Do ^-^ pewt OwO so fast at ^-^ onye x3 anyothew's OwO pate 
:33 That many ^.^ have theiw x3 giddy >w< bwains ^w^ knyock'd >_< out. 
Our uWu windows awe x3 bwoke ;;w;; down in every street, 
And ^-^ we uWu fow ;;w;; feaw xDD compeww'd ^-^ to OwO shut ^-^ ouw >_> shops. 

x3 Entew in x3 skiwmish, OwO the retainers >_> of ^w^ GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and 
WINCHESTEW, with bwoody pates 

KING HENRY. We chawge you, uWu on :33 awwegiance ^-^ to ^w^ ouwsewf, 
ÚwÚ To howd >_> youw slaught'ring ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and ^-^ keep OwO the ^-^ peace. 
>_> Pway, uncwe ^-^ Gwoucestew, OwO mitigate :3 this ^-^ stwife. 
OwO FIWST SEWVING-MAN. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if ^-^ we >w< be fowbidden ^w^ stonyes, ^w^ we'ww 
^-^ faww ^-^ to ^.^ it with ^-^ ouw teeth. 
x3 SECOND SEWVING-MAN. Do what ye dare, ^-^ we awe as resolute. 
^.^ [Skiwmish again] 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. You >_> of my x3 househowd, xDD weave :3 this peevish broil, 
And xDD set :3 this unaccustom'd fight OwO aside. 
uWu THIWD SEWVING-MAN. UwU My lord, ^-^ we xDD knyow >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ to >w< be :3 a 
man 
>w< Just ÚwÚ and x3 upwight, ÚwÚ and uWu fow >_> youw :33 woyaw biwth 
Inferior ^-^ to UwU nyonye uWu but ^-^ to his Majesty; 
And ewe UwU that ^-^ we uWu wiww suffer such :3 a ^w^ pwince, 
^w^ So >w< kind :3 a fathew >_> of OwO the commonweal, 
ÚwÚ To >w< be UwU disgwaced uWu by OwO an >w< inkhown uWu mate, 
We ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wives ÚwÚ and chiwdwen >w< aww uWu wiww fight 
And ^.^ have ^-^ ouw OwO bodies >_< swaught'wed uWu by >w< thy foes. 
OwO FIWST SEWVING-MAN. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and OwO the vewy parings >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ nyaiws 
:33 Shaww :3 pitch :3 a field when ^-^ we awe UwU dead. [Begin again] 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< Stay, ÚwÚ stay, I :33 say! 
And ^-^ if you love uWu me, as you uWu say you uWu do, 
>_> Wet me >_< pewsuade you ^-^ to uWu fowbeaw >_> awhiwe. 
KING HENRY. :33 O, how :3 this uWu discowd doth affwict my UwU souw! 
^w^ Can you, my Wowd >_> of >w< Winchestew, >w< behowd 
UwU My sighs ÚwÚ and ;;w;; teaws ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ nyot UwU once xDD wewent? 
OwO Who shouwd >w< be pitiful, ^-^ if you >w< be not? 
Ow ^-^ who shouwd study ^-^ to :33 pwefew :3 a :3 peace, 
>w< If holy churchmen UwU take dewight in bwoiws? 
:3 WAWWICK. Yield, my Wowd Protector; yield, >_> Winchestew; 
Except you UwU mean with ^-^ obstinyate ;;w;; wepuwse 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ sway >_> youw x3 suvweign ÚwÚ and >_< destwoy OwO the realm. 
You UwU see what UwU mischief, ÚwÚ and what murder UwU too, 
;;w;; Hath >_< been ^-^ enyacted OwO thwough >_> youw >w< enmity; 
;;w;; Then >w< be at :3 peace, ^-^ except ye thiwst uWu fow bwood. 
WINCHESTER. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ÚwÚ submit, ^w^ ow I uWu wiww never yield. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Compassion uWu on OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ commands me ^-^ stoop, 
Ow I would UwU see his OwO heawt >_< out ewe OwO the pwiest 
;;w;; Shouwd >w< evew >_< get UwU that UwU pwiviwege >_> of >_> me. 
:3 WAWWICK. >_< Behowd, my Wowd >_> of >w< Winchestew, OwO the UwU Duke 
;;w;; Hath banish'd ^-^ moody :33 discontented >_> fuwy, 
UwU As uWu by his ;;w;; smoothed uWu bwows ^.^ it doth appeaw; 
UwU Why ÚwÚ wook you still OwO so x3 stem ÚwÚ and tragical? 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Here, >w< Winchestew, I :3 offew ÚwÚ thee my hand. 
KING HENRY. :33 Fie, uncwe Beaufowt! I ^.^ have heard you ^.^ pweach 
:33 That ;;w;; mawice ÚwÚ was :3 a gweat ÚwÚ and grievous >w< sin; 
And uWu wiww ^.^ nyot you maintain OwO the xDD thing you ^-^ teach, 
But ^w^ pwuv :3 a >_> chief offendew in OwO the same? 
:3 WAWWICK. ^.^ Sweet >_< King! The ÚwÚ Bishop ;;w;; hath :3 a kindwy gird. 
>_< Fow shame, my Wowd >_> of >w< Winchestew, relent; 
>_> What, uWu shaww :3 a >w< chiwd uWu instwuct you what ^-^ to x3 do? 
WINCHESTER. Weww, UwU Duke >_> of ^-^ Gwoucestew, I uWu wiww ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to thee; 
^-^ Wuv uWu fow >w< thy love ÚwÚ and hand uWu fow hand I >w< give. 
^w^ GWOUCESTEW ^-^ [Aside] >w< Ay, ;;w;; but, I ;;w;; feaw uWu me, with :3 a >w< howwow 
ÚwÚ heawt. 
^w^ See ;;w;; hewe, my fwiends ÚwÚ and :33 woving countrymen: 
:3 This token sewveth uWu fow :3 a flag >_> of truce 
ÚwÚ Betwixt uWu ouwsewves ÚwÚ and >w< aww ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ fowwowews. 
^w^ So ^w^ hewp me God, as I dissembwe :33 nyot! 
WINCHESTEW ^-^ [Aside] ^w^ So ^w^ hewp me God, as I intend ^.^ it :33 nyot! 
KING HENRY. :3 O :33 woving uncwe, >w< kind UwU Duke >_> of ^-^ Gwoucestew, 
OwO How >_< joyfuw x3 am I :3 made uWu by :3 this ^w^ contwact! 
Away, my :3 mastews! twoubwe OwO us nyo ^-^ mowe; 
But >_> join in ^.^ fwiendship, as >_> youw uWu wowds ^.^ have >w< donye. 
OwO FIWST SEWVING-MAN. Content: I'll ^-^ to OwO the >_> suwgeon's. 
x3 SECOND SEWVING-MAN. And OwO so uWu wiww :3 I. 
uWu THIWD SEWVING-MAN. And I uWu wiww UwU see what ÚwÚ physic OwO the ÚwÚ tavewn 
>_> affowds. >_< Exeunt servants, >w< MAYOW, >w< &C. 
:3 WAWWICK. OwO Accept :3 this UwU scwoww, UwU most >_< gwacious UwU suvweign; 
^w^ Which in OwO the ^.^ wight >_> of Richard Plantagenet 
We ^-^ do ^.^ exhibit ^-^ to >_> youw Majesty. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Weww uwg'd, my Wowd >_> of xDD Wawwick; for, ^w^ sweet 
^w^ pwince, 
An ^-^ if >_> youw OwO Gwace mark every uWu ciwcumstance, 
You ^.^ have gweat reason ^-^ to ^-^ do Richard ^-^ wight; 
Especially uWu fow x3 those >w< occasions 
^.^ At >w< Ewtham OwO Pwace I told >_> youw Majesty. 
KING HENRY. And x3 those ^.^ occasions, uncwe, ;;w;; wewe >_> of force; 
:33 Thewefowe, my :33 woving x3 wowds, ^-^ ouw ^w^ pweasuwe :3 is 
:33 That Richard >w< be >w< westowed ^-^ to his bwood. 
:3 WAWWICK. >_> Wet Richard >w< be >w< westowed ^-^ to his bwood; 
^w^ So uWu shaww his >_< fathew's ^-^ wwongs >w< be recompens'd. 
WINCHESTER. UwU As uWu wiww OwO the rest, OwO so wiwweth x3 Winchestew. 
KING HENRY. >w< If Richard uWu wiww >w< be true, ^.^ nyot UwU that :3 awonye 
But >w< aww OwO the xDD whowe inheritance I ^w^ give 
:33 That doth belong x3 unto OwO the house >_> of Yowk, 
From :3 whence you spwing uWu by lineal xDD descent. 
xDD PWANTAGENyET. x3 Thy humbwe ^-^ sewvant >_< vows :33 obedience 
And humbwe service ÚwÚ tiww OwO the point >_> of :33 death. 
KING HENRY. >_> Stoop then ÚwÚ and xDD set >_> youw knee x3 against my ^-^ foot; 
And in >_< weguewdon >_> of UwU that >_> duty x3 donye 
I girt ÚwÚ thee with OwO the ÚwÚ vawiant >_< swowd >_> of ^w^ Yowk. 
^-^ Wise, ÚwÚ Wichawd, >_< wike :3 a OwO twue Pwantagenyet, 
And xDD wise created >_< pwincewy UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Yowk. 
xDD PWANTAGENyET. And OwO so thrive Richard as >w< thy :33 foes ^-^ may faww! 
And as my >_> duty ^-^ spwings, OwO so pewish uWu they 
:33 That ÚwÚ gwudge ^-^ onye ^w^ thought x3 against >_> youw >w< Majesty! 
ALL. Wewcome, UwU high Pwince, OwO the :3 mighty UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk! 
SOMEWSET. ^-^ [Aside] uWu Pewish, base Pwince, ^-^ ignyobwe UwU Duke >_> of 
uWu Yowk! 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Nyow uWu wiww ^.^ it :33 best avail >_> youw uWu Majesty 
ÚwÚ To cross OwO the :33 seas ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be xDD cwown'd in France: 
The :3 pwesence >_> of :3 a ;;w;; king engenders love 
Amongst his uWu subjects ÚwÚ and his :33 woyaw fwiends, 
UwU As ^.^ it disanyimates his enyemies. 
KING HENRY. When ÚwÚ Gwoucestew :33 says OwO the ;;w;; wowd, UwU King ^-^ Henwy 
goes; 
>_< Fow fwiendwy counsew ^w^ cuts x3 off many foes. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Your ^-^ ships already awe in xDD weadinyess. 
Sennet. :33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but EXETEW 
EXETER. >w< Ay, ^-^ we ^-^ may mawch in ^.^ Engwand ^w^ ow in UwU Fwance, 
:3 Nyot >_< seeing what :3 is :33 wikewy ^-^ to uWu ensue. 
:3 This ^.^ wate >_< dissension UwU gwown ;;w;; betwixt OwO the x3 peews 
Buwns uWu undew feigned ashes >_> of x3 fowg'd love 
And uWu wiww at last >_< bweak >_< out OwO into :3 a uWu fwame; 
UwU As fest'red ;;w;; membews ÚwÚ wot uWu but uWu by degree 
;;w;; Tiww bones ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and sinyews ^-^ faww ^w^ away, 
^w^ So uWu wiww :3 this base ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ envious uWu discowd bweed. 
And :3 nyow I ;;w;; feaw UwU that :33 fataw prophecy. 
^w^ Which in OwO the UwU time >_> of ^-^ Henwy ^w^ nyam'd OwO the Fifth 
>_> Was in OwO the OwO mouth >_> of every >_< sucking >_< babe: 
:33 That ^-^ Henwy :3 bown at UwU Monmouth shouwd ^.^ win aww, 
And ^-^ Henwy :3 bown at Windsor shouwd wose all. 
^w^ Which :3 is OwO so ;;w;; pwain UwU that ^w^ Exetew doth ^w^ wish 
His >_< days ^-^ may finish ewe UwU that hapwess xDD time. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. 

OwO Fwance. Before OwO Wouen 

x3 Entew WA ;;w;; PUCEWWE :33 disguis'd, with ;;w;; fouw xDD sowdiews dressed 
>_< wike countrymen, with ;;w;; sacks x3 upon theiw uWu backs 

PUCEWWE. ^.^ These awe OwO the :33 city ^.^ gates, OwO the ^w^ gates >_> of Wouen, 
^.^ Thwough ;;w;; which ^-^ ouw powicy >w< must ^-^ make :3 a breach. 
;;w;; Take :3 heed, >w< be wawy how you place >_> youw :33 wowds; 
x3 Tawk >_< wike OwO the UwU vuwgaw sort >_> of ;;w;; mawket-men 
:33 That come ^-^ to x3 gathew money uWu fow theiw >_> cown. 
>w< If ^-^ we ^.^ have entwance, as I >w< hope ^-^ we ^-^ shaww, 
And UwU that ^-^ we find OwO the swothfuw watch uWu but ;;w;; weak, 
I'll uWu by :3 a >w< sign ^w^ give nyotice ^-^ to ^-^ ouw fwiends, 
:33 That Charles OwO the x3 Dauphin ^-^ may uWu encountew ^.^ them. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Our ;;w;; sacks uWu shaww >w< be :3 a UwU mean ^-^ to sack OwO the >_< city, 
And ^-^ we >w< be uWu wowds ÚwÚ and rulers xDD uvw Rouen; 
OwO Thewefowe ^w^ we'ww ÚwÚ knyock. ^.^ [Knyocks] 
UwU WATCH. xDD [Within] >_> Qui >_< est >_< wa? 
PUCEWWE. Paysans, pauvwes ^-^ gens ^.^ de Fwance 
OwO Poow uWu mawket-fowks UwU that come ^-^ to ;;w;; seww theiw >_> cown. 
UwU WATCH. OwO Entew, >w< go in; OwO the mawket-beww :3 is :33 wung. 
PUCEWWE. Nyow, Wouen, I'll >_< shake >w< thy >w< buwwawks ^-^ to OwO the 
ground. 

:3 [WA uWu PUCEWWE, :33 &c., ÚwÚ entew OwO the ;;w;; town] 

x3 Entew ^.^ CHAWWES, BASTARD, ;;w;; AWENCON, ^-^ WEIGNyIEW, ÚwÚ and fowces 

CHARLES. x3 Saint Denyis bless :3 this x3 happy OwO stwatagem! 
And UwU once UwU again ^w^ we'ww ;;w;; sweep secure in Wouen. 
BASTAWD. ;;w;; Hewe ent'red xDD Pucewwe ÚwÚ and xDD hew >w< pwactisants; 
Nyow ^.^ she :3 is there, how uWu wiww ^.^ she ;;w;; specify 
;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the :33 best ÚwÚ and >w< safest ÚwÚ passage OwO in? 
ALENCON. By ;;w;; thwusting >_< out :3 a towch ^-^ fwom :33 yondew tower; 
^w^ Which UwU once >w< discewn'd >w< shows UwU that xDD hew meaning :3 is 
:3 Nyo uWu way ^-^ to UwU that, uWu fow weakness, ;;w;; which ^.^ she ent'wed. 

x3 Entew WA uWu PUCEWWE, uWu on OwO the >_< top, ;;w;; thwusting >_< out 
:3 a towch burning 

PUCEWWE. >_< Behowd, :3 this :3 is OwO the x3 happy >w< wedding towch 
:33 That joineth OwO Wouen x3 unto xDD hew countrymen, 
But burning :33 fataw ^-^ to OwO the >_< Tawbotites. Exit 
BASTAWD. ^w^ See, x3 nyobwe Charles, OwO the :33 beacon >_> of ^-^ ouw :3 fwiend; 
The burning towch in :33 yondew xDD tuwwet stands. 
CHARLES. Nyow shinye ^.^ it >_< wike :3 a :3 comet >_> of ÚwÚ wevenge, 
OwO A prophet ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ faww >_> of >w< aww ^-^ ouw ;;w;; foes! 
ALENCON. x3 Defew nyo UwU time, >_< deways ^.^ have dangewous ;;w;; ends; 
OwO Entew, ÚwÚ and x3 cwy xDD 'The UwU Dauphin!' presently, 
And then ^-^ do >_> execution uWu on OwO the :3 watch. Awawum. >_< Exeunt 

An ÚwÚ awawum. x3 Entew TAWBOT in OwO an excuwsion 

>w< TAWBOT. UwU Fwance, :3 thou ^-^ shawt :33 wue :3 this uWu tweason with >w< thy >_< teaws, 
>w< If Tawbot uWu but uWu suwvive >w< thy ^w^ tweachewy. 
uWu PUCEWWE, UwU that witch, UwU that damned ;;w;; sowcewess, 
;;w;; Hath wrought :3 this ^.^ hewwish mischief >_< unyawawes, 
:33 That hardly ^-^ we escap'd OwO the uWu pwide >_> of OwO Fwance. Exit 

An alarum; excursions. BEDFORD ^w^ bwought in uWu sick in 
:3 a uWu chaiw. x3 Entew TAWBOT ÚwÚ and BUWGUNDY ÚwÚ without; 
ÚwÚ within, WA uWu PUCEWWE, ^.^ CHAWWES, BASTARD, ;;w;; AWENCON, 
ÚwÚ and ^-^ WEIGNyIEW, uWu on OwO the >_< wawws 

PUCEWWE. Good ^.^ mowwow, >w< gawwants! Want ye >w< cown uWu fow ^w^ bwead? 
I ÚwÚ think OwO the UwU Duke >_> of uWu Buwgundy uWu wiww fast 
Before :3 he'ww ^-^ buy UwU again at such :3 a rate. 
ÚwÚ 'Twas :33 fuww >_> of dawnyew-do you >_< wike OwO the >_< taste? 
>w< BUWGUNDY. :3 Scoff OwO on, :3 viwe x3 fiend ÚwÚ and shamewess x3 couwtezan. 
I xDD twust ewe wong ^-^ to uWu choke ÚwÚ thee with UwU thinye own, 
And ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee ^w^ cuwse OwO the hawvest >_> of UwU that >_> cown. 
CHARLES. Your OwO Gwace ^-^ may stawve, perhaps, before UwU that xDD time. 
BEDFORD. :33 O, let nyo x3 wowds, uWu but >_< deeds, wevenge :3 this xDD tweason! 
PUCEWWE. What you uWu do, good :3 gwey beard? :33 Bweak :3 a 
lance, 
And run :3 a ÚwÚ tiwt at death within :3 a chair? 
>w< TAWBOT. ÚwÚ Fouw x3 fiend >_> of Fwance ÚwÚ and xDD hag >_> of >w< aww >_> despite, 
^-^ Encompass'd with >w< thy lustful paramours, 
:33 Becomes ^.^ it ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :3 taunt his ÚwÚ vawiant :3 age 
And ÚwÚ twit with ^w^ cowawdice :3 a man half ;;w;; dead? 
xDD Damsew, I'll ^.^ have :3 a ;;w;; bout with you uWu again, 
Ow ewse let Tawbot pewish with :3 this >w< shame. 
PUCEWWE. uWu Awe ye OwO so hot, sir? xDD Yet, Pucelle, howd >w< thy ^w^ peace; 
>w< If Tawbot ^-^ do uWu but thunder, ;;w;; wain uWu wiww OwO fowwow. 
UwU [The Engwish party whisper >_> togethew in council] 
:3 God ÚwÚ speed OwO the :3 pawwiament! OwO Who uWu shaww >w< be OwO the Speaker? 
>w< TAWBOT. >w< Dawe ye come :3 fowth ÚwÚ and ^.^ meet OwO us in OwO the UwU fiewd? 
PUCEWWE. Belike >_> youw ^.^ wowdship ^-^ takes OwO us then uWu fow fools, 
ÚwÚ To twy ^-^ if UwU that ^-^ ouw >_> own >w< be ^w^ ouws ^w^ ow nyo. 
>w< TAWBOT. I speak ^.^ nyot ^-^ to UwU that >_> waiwing UwU Hecate, 
But x3 unto ^.^ thee, ;;w;; Awencon, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ west. 
uWu Wiww >_< ye, >_< wike soldiers, come ÚwÚ and fight ^.^ it ^w^ out? 
ALENCON. uWu Signyiow, nyo. 
>w< TAWBOT. uWu Signyiow, ^.^ hang! xDD Base ÚwÚ muweteews >_> of ^.^ Fwance! 
;;w;; Wike >_> peasant ^w^ foot-boys ^-^ do uWu they ^-^ keep OwO the wawws, 
And dare ^.^ nyot UwU take OwO up ÚwÚ awms >_< wike >_< gentwemen. 
PUCEWWE. Away, xDD captains! Let's >_< get OwO us ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ wawws; 
>_< Fow Tawbot :3 means nyo xDD goodnyess uWu by his OwO wooks. 
:3 God b'uy, my ^w^ wowd; ^-^ we came uWu but ^-^ to tell you 
:33 That ^-^ we awe here. >_< Exeunt ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< wawws 
>w< TAWBOT. And there uWu wiww ^-^ we >w< be UwU too, ewe ^.^ it >w< be long, 
Ow ewse >_> wepwoach >w< be ;;w;; Tawbot's :3 gweatest ^-^ fame! 
:33 Vow, Buwgundy, uWu by uWu honyouw >_> of >w< thy OwO house, 
ÚwÚ Pwick'd uWu on uWu by uWu pubwic ^-^ wwongs ^-^ sustain'd in UwU Fwance, 
x3 Eithew ^-^ to >_< get OwO the ^-^ town UwU again ^w^ ow ^.^ die; 
And OwO I, as ^w^ suwe as Engwish ^-^ Henwy ;;w;; wives 
And as his fathew here ÚwÚ was ;;w;; conquewow, 
UwU As ^w^ suwe as in :3 this ^.^ wate betrayed ^-^ town 
Great ^-^ Coeuw-de-wion's OwO heawt ÚwÚ was buwied 
^w^ So ^w^ suwe I uWu sweaw ^-^ to >_< get OwO the ^-^ town ^w^ ow ^-^ die. 
>w< BUWGUNDY. UwU My >_< vows awe >w< equaw ^.^ pawtnyews with >w< thy :33 vows. 
>w< TAWBOT. But ewe ^-^ we ÚwÚ go, ^-^ wegawd :3 this ^.^ dying ^w^ pwince, 
The ÚwÚ vawiant UwU Duke >_> of OwO Bedfowd. ^w^ Come, my lord, 
We uWu wiww bestow you in >w< some better place, 
;;w;; Fittew uWu fow sicknyess ÚwÚ and uWu fow OwO cwazy age. 
BEDFORD. Wowd >_> Tawbot, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot OwO so ^-^ dishonyouw me; 
;;w;; Hewe uWu wiww I ^-^ sit before OwO the >_< wawws >_> of Wouen, 
And uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; pawtnyew >_> of >_> youw ^-^ weaw ^w^ ow ^w^ woe. 
>w< BUWGUNDY. ÚwÚ Couwageous Bedford, let OwO us :3 nyow >_< pewsuade you. 
BEDFORD. :3 Nyot ^-^ to >w< be gonye ^-^ fwom >_> hence; uWu fow UwU once I ;;w;; wead 
:33 That :33 stout Pendragon in his uWu wittew uWu sick 
Came ^-^ to OwO the field, ÚwÚ and ^w^ vanquished his foes. 
x3 Methinks I shouwd revive OwO the sowdiews' hearts, 
xDD Because I >w< evew ;;w;; found them as ^-^ mysewf. 
>w< TAWBOT. Undaunted spirit in :3 a ^.^ dying bweast! 
;;w;; Then >w< be ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. Heavens ^-^ keep ^.^ owd Bedford safe! 
And :3 nyow nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ ado, bwave Buwgundy, 
But x3 gathew ^-^ we ^-^ ouw fowces >_< out >_> of hand 
And xDD set x3 upon ^-^ ouw ^-^ boasting enyemy. 
>_< Exeunt x3 against OwO the ^-^ town >w< aww uWu but BEDFORD ÚwÚ and attendants 

An alarum; excursions. x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN FASTOWFE, 
ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu CAPTAIN 

>_< CAPTAIN. Whither ^w^ away, Sir uWu John UwU Fastowfe, in such haste? 
FASTOWFE. Whither >_> away? ÚwÚ To :33 save ^-^ mysewf uWu by ^.^ fwight: 
We awe >_< wike ^-^ to ^.^ have OwO the ^w^ uvwthwow again. 
>_< CAPTAIN. >_< What! uWu Wiww you ÚwÚ and xDD weave Wowd UwU Tawbot? 
FASTOWFE. >w< Ay, 
^-^ Aww OwO the Talbots in OwO the UwU wowwd, ^-^ to :33 save my wife. Exit 
>_< CAPTAIN. Cowawdwy :3 knyight! i-iww >_> fowtunye follow thee! 
Exit OwO into OwO the ^-^ town 

OwO Wetweat; excursions. WA uWu PUCEWWE, ;;w;; AWENCON, 
ÚwÚ and CHAWWES UwU fwy 

BEDFORD. Nyow, >_> quiet >_> souw, xDD depawt when >w< heaven please, 
>_< Fow I ^.^ have uWu seen ^-^ ouw enyemies' uvwthwow. 
What :3 is OwO the xDD twust ^w^ ow OwO stwength >_> of foowish man? 
^.^ They UwU that >_> of ^.^ wate ;;w;; wewe daring with theiw :33 scoffs 
uWu Awe ^.^ gwad ÚwÚ and fain uWu by flight ^-^ to :33 save :3 themsewves. 
[BEDFORD >_> dies ÚwÚ and :3 is xDD cawwied in uWu by two in his chaiw] 

An ÚwÚ awawum. ;;w;; We-entew xDD TAWBOT, BUWGUNDY, ÚwÚ and OwO the west 

>w< TAWBOT. ^.^ Wost ÚwÚ and UwU wecuvwed in :3 a :3 day ^-^ again! 
:3 This :3 is :3 a double xDD honyouw, :33 Buwgundy. 
>_> Yet uWu heavens ^.^ have >_> gwowy uWu fow :3 this victory! 
>w< BUWGUNDY. :33 Wawwike ÚwÚ and martial >_> Tawbot, uWu Buwgundy 
:33 Enshwinyes ÚwÚ thee in his xDD heawt, ÚwÚ and there ewects 
x3 Thy x3 nyobwe deeds as x3 vawouw's xDD monyuments. 
>w< TAWBOT. ÚwÚ Thanks, gentwe >_> Duke. But xDD whewe :3 is xDD Pucewwe ^w^ nyow? 
I ÚwÚ think xDD hew ^.^ owd ÚwÚ famiwiaw :3 is asleep. 
Nyow ^w^ whewe's OwO the UwU Bastawd's >w< bwaves, ÚwÚ and Charles his :33 gweeks? 
>_> What, >w< aww :3 amowt? OwO Wouen OwO hangs xDD hew head uWu fow >w< gwief 
:33 That such :3 a ÚwÚ vawiant >_> company awe ^-^ fwed. 
Nyow uWu wiww ^-^ we UwU take >w< some owdew in OwO the ;;w;; town, 
^w^ Pwacing :3 thewein >w< some UwU expewt >_> officews; 
And then xDD depawt ^-^ to Paris ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; King, 
>_< Fow there x3 young ^-^ Henwy with his nobles ^-^ wie. 
>w< BUWGUNDY. What Wowd Tawbot ^w^ pweaseth :33 Buwgundy. 
>w< TAWBOT. But >_> yet, before ^-^ we ÚwÚ go, wet's ^.^ nyot ^-^ fowget 
The x3 nyobwe UwU Duke >_> of Bedford, ^.^ wate deceas'd, 
But UwU see his OwO exequies ÚwÚ fuwfiww'd in Wouen. 
OwO A ;;w;; bwavew sowdiew never ^-^ couched lance, 
OwO A >_< gentwew OwO heawt >_> did never ^.^ sway in >_> couwt; 
But kings ÚwÚ and ;;w;; mightiest :3 potentates >w< must x3 die, 
>_< Fow that's OwO the ^-^ end >_> of human ^w^ misewy. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. 

The xDD pwains ;;w;; nyeaw OwO Wouen 

x3 Entew ^.^ CHAWWES, OwO the BASTARD, ;;w;; AWENCON, WA uWu PUCEWWE, 
ÚwÚ and fowces 

PUCEWWE. Dismay ;;w;; nyot, OwO Pwinces, at :3 this x3 accident, 
Nyow >w< gwieve UwU that OwO Wouen :3 is OwO so OwO wecuvwed. 
Cawe :3 is nyo cure, uWu but wathew corrosive, 
>_< Fow >w< things UwU that awe ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; wemedied. 
>_> Wet >_> fwantic Tawbot ;;w;; twiumph uWu fow :3 a >_< whiwe 
And >_< wike :3 a uWu peacock ;;w;; sweep ÚwÚ awong his OwO taiw; 
>w< We'ww >_< puww his plumes ÚwÚ and UwU take away his OwO twain, 
>w< If x3 Dauphin ÚwÚ and OwO the west uWu wiww >w< be uWu but x3 wuw'd. 
CHARLES. We ^.^ have >_< guided uWu by ÚwÚ thee OwO hithewto, 
And >_> of >w< thy ÚwÚ cunnying xDD had nyo diffidence; 
>_< Onye ^w^ sudden :33 foiw uWu shaww never breed :3 distwust 
BASTAWD. ^-^ Seawch >_< out >w< thy ÚwÚ wit uWu fow >w< secwet powicies, 
And ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee :3 famous OwO thwough OwO the world. 
ALENCON. >w< We'ww xDD set >w< thy >_> statue in >w< some holy place, 
And ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee reverenc'd >_< wike :3 a bwessed uWu saint. 
:3 Empwoy ^.^ thee, then, ^w^ sweet UwU viwgin, uWu fow ^-^ ouw :33 good. 
PUCEWWE. ;;w;; Then ;;w;; thus ^.^ it >w< must ^w^ be; :3 this doth ÚwÚ Joan ^w^ devise: 
By fair >_> pewsuasions, uWu mix'd with xDD sug'wed x3 wowds, 
We uWu wiww ;;w;; entice OwO the UwU Duke >_> of uWu Buwgundy 
ÚwÚ To xDD weave OwO the Tawbot ÚwÚ and ^-^ to follow ÚwÚ us. 
CHARLES. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, UwU sweeting, ^-^ if ^-^ we :33 couwd ^-^ do UwU that, 
Fwance ;;w;; wewe nyo place uWu fow Henry's :33 wawwiows; 
Nyow shouwd UwU that >w< nyation boast ^.^ it OwO so with >w< us, 
But >w< be extirped ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ pwovinces. 
ALENCON. >_< Fow >w< evew shouwd uWu they >w< be >_< expuws'd ^-^ fwom UwU Fwance, 
And ^.^ nyot ^.^ have >_< tide >_> of OwO an xDD eawwdom here. 
PUCEWWE. Your honours uWu shaww pewceive how I uWu wiww wowk 
ÚwÚ To bwing :3 this matter ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ wished OwO end. 
[Drum x3 sounds ^-^ afaw >_> off] 
>_> Hawk! uWu by OwO the :33 sound >_> of uWu dwum you ^-^ may pewceive 
Their >w< powews awe marching x3 unto ÚwÚ Pawis-wawd. 

;;w;; Hewe :33 sound OwO an Engwish UwU mawch. OwO Entew, ÚwÚ and xDD pass xDD uvw 
at :3 a :33 distance, TAWBOT ÚwÚ and his fowces 

Thewe :33 goes OwO the >_> Tawbot, with his colours spread, 
And >w< aww OwO the twoops >_> of Engwish aftew >_> him. 

xDD Fwench UwU mawch. x3 Entew OwO the DUKE >_< OF BUWGUNDY ÚwÚ and 
his fowces 

Nyow in OwO the ÚwÚ weawwawd comes OwO the UwU Duke ÚwÚ and ^-^ his. 
>_> Fowtunye in :3 favouw makes him wag >w< behind. 
Summon :3 a pawwey; ^-^ we uWu wiww talk with >_> him. 
UwU [Twumpets :33 sound :3 a >_< pawwey] 
CHARLES. OwO A UwU pawwey with OwO the UwU Duke >_> of >_< Buwgundy! 
>w< BUWGUNDY. OwO Who x3 cwaves :3 a UwU pawwey with OwO the xDD Buwgundy? 
PUCEWWE. The >_< pwincewy Charles >_> of UwU Fwance, >w< thy countwyman. 
>w< BUWGUNDY. What xDD say'st thou, Chawwes? uWu fow I x3 am marching 
^-^ hence. 
CHARLES. xDD Speak, Pucelle, ÚwÚ and ^-^ enchant him with >w< thy wowds. 
PUCEWWE. xDD Bwave Buwgundy, ;;w;; undoubted >w< hope >_> of ^.^ Fwance! 
>w< Stay, let >w< thy humbwe ^.^ handmaid speak ^-^ to thee. 
>w< BUWGUNDY. ^w^ Speak OwO on; uWu but >w< be ^.^ nyot UwU uvw-tedious. 
PUCEWWE. Wook uWu on >w< thy xDD countwy, ÚwÚ wook uWu on :33 fewtiwe UwU Fwance, 
And UwU see OwO the ^.^ cities ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO towns :3 defac'd 
By ÚwÚ wasting ruin >_> of OwO the x3 cwuew ^.^ foe; 
UwU As looks OwO the mothew uWu on xDD hew >_> wowwy ;;w;; babe 
When death doth :33 cwose his >w< tendew ^.^ dying >_> eyes, 
^w^ See, UwU see OwO the pinying mawady >_> of xDD Fwance; 
ÚwÚ Behowd OwO the uWu wounds, OwO the UwU most uWu unnyatuwaw uWu wounds, 
^w^ Which :3 thou thyself x3 hast >w< given xDD hew :3 woefuw breast. 
:33 O, xDD tuwn >w< thy uWu edged >_< swowd another OwO way; 
Stwike x3 those UwU that huwt, ÚwÚ and hurt ^.^ nyot x3 those UwU that :33 hewp! 
>_< Onye >_> dwop >_> of UwU bwood :33 dwawn ^-^ fwom >w< thy ^-^ countwy's uWu bosom 
;;w;; Shouwd >w< gwieve ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe than ;;w;; stweams >_> of foweign gore. 
Wetuwn ÚwÚ thee OwO thewefowe with :3 a flood >_> of >_< teaws, 
And wash away >w< thy ^-^ countwy's stained >_> spots. 
>w< BUWGUNDY. x3 Eithew ^.^ she ;;w;; hath uWu bewitch'd me with xDD hew x3 wowds, 
Ow ^-^ nyatuwe makes me :33 suddenwy relent. 
PUCEWWE. UwU Besides, >w< aww xDD Fwench ÚwÚ and Fwance >_> excwaims uWu on ^.^ thee, 
>w< Doubting >w< thy biwth ÚwÚ and lawful ;;w;; pwogeny. 
OwO Who ÚwÚ join'st :3 thou with uWu but with :3 a wowdwy >w< nyation 
:33 That uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD twust ÚwÚ thee uWu but uWu fow ^.^ pwofit's >_< sake? 
When Tawbot ;;w;; hath xDD set >w< footing UwU once in UwU Fwance, 
And fashion'd ÚwÚ thee UwU that ^.^ instwument >_> of iww, 
OwO Who then uWu but Engwish ^-^ Henwy uWu wiww >w< be lord, 
And :3 thou >w< be OwO thwust >_< out >_< wike :3 a fugitive? 
^-^ Caww ^-^ we ^-^ to >_< mind-and mark uWu but :3 this uWu fow proof: 
>_> Was ^.^ nyot OwO the UwU Duke >_> of >w< Owweans >w< thy foe? 
And ÚwÚ was ^.^ he ^.^ nyot in ^.^ Engwand pwisonyew? 
But when uWu they heard ^.^ he ÚwÚ was UwU thinye enemy 
^.^ They xDD set him free ^-^ without his >_< wansom paid, 
UwU In ^-^ spite >_> of uWu Buwgundy ÚwÚ and >w< aww his >_< fwiends. 
^w^ See then, :3 thou fight'st x3 against >w< thy countrymen, 
And ÚwÚ join'st with them uWu wiww >w< be >w< thy ^w^ swaughtewmen. 
^w^ Come, xDD come, ;;w;; wetuwn; return, :3 thou wandewing ^w^ wowd; 
Charles ÚwÚ and OwO the west uWu wiww UwU take ÚwÚ thee in theiw arms. 
>w< BUWGUNDY. I x3 am OwO vanquished; ^.^ these :33 haughty uWu wowds >_> of ^-^ hews 
>_< Have batt'red me >_< wike roaring cannyon-shot 
And :3 made me ^w^ awmost ÚwÚ yiewd x3 upon my UwU knyees. 
uWu Fowgive uWu me, xDD countwy, ÚwÚ and ^w^ sweet >w< countwymen 
And, x3 wowds, accept :3 this >_< heawty >w< kind UwU embwace. 
UwU My fowces ÚwÚ and my power >_> of x3 men awe yours; 
UwU So, ^.^ faweweww, ^.^ Tawbot; I'll nyo ÚwÚ wongew xDD twust thee. 
PUCEWWE. Done >_< wike :3 a Frenchman- ^-^ [Aside] xDD tuwn ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn 
again. 
CHARLES. Wewcome, bwave Duke! x3 Thy friendship makes OwO us 
uWu fwesh. 
BASTAWD. And doth ^.^ beget OwO nyew :33 couwage in ^-^ ouw uWu bweasts. 
ALENCON. xDD Pucewwe ;;w;; hath bravely >_> pway'd xDD hew part in this, 
And doth deserve :3 a coronet >_> of >w< gowd. 
CHARLES. Nyow let OwO us OwO on, my x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and >_> join ^-^ ouw powers, 
And >w< seek how ^-^ we ^-^ may prejudice OwO the ÚwÚ foe. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE x3 4. 

^.^ Pawis. The :33 pawace 

x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, GWOUCESTEW, WINCHESTEW, UwU YOWK, 
SUFFOWK, x3 SOMEWSET, >w< WAWWICK, ÚwÚ EXETEW, 
VERNON, >w< BASSET, ÚwÚ and ^.^ othews. ÚwÚ To ;;w;; them, with 
his soldiers, TAWBOT 

>w< TAWBOT. UwU My >_< gwacious Pwince, ÚwÚ and honyouwabwe peers, 
^w^ Heawing >_> of >_> youw >_< awwivaw in :3 this >_> weawm, 
I ^.^ have :3 awhiwe >w< given truce x3 unto my wars 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ do my >_> duty ^-^ to my UwU suvweign; 
UwU In >w< sign whereof, :3 this arm UwU that ;;w;; hath >_> wecwaim'd 
ÚwÚ To >_> youw :33 obedience ^w^ fifty fortresses, 
Twelve ^w^ cities, ÚwÚ and :3 seven :33 wawwed OwO towns >_> of UwU stwength, 
Beside five ^-^ hundwed prisoners >_> of ;;w;; esteem, 
^.^ Wets ^-^ faww his >_< swowd before >_> youw OwO Highnyess' OwO feet, 
And with UwU submissive ÚwÚ woyawty >_> of OwO heawt 
OwO Ascwibes OwO the >_> gwowy >_> of his :3 conquest ^w^ got 
>w< Fiwst ^-^ to my :3 God ÚwÚ and next x3 unto >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. OwO [Knyeews] 
KING HENRY. ^-^ Is :3 this OwO the Wowd >_> Tawbot, uncwe ^-^ Gwoucestew, 
:33 That ;;w;; hath OwO so wong >_< been wesident in :33 Fwance? 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. x3 Yes, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< pwease >_> youw uWu Majesty, my ^.^ wiege. 
KING HENRY. Wewcome, bwave x3 captain ÚwÚ and victorious wowd! 
When I ÚwÚ was young, as ÚwÚ yet I x3 am ^.^ nyot >_> owd, 
I ^-^ do wemembew how my fathew ^w^ said 
OwO A >_> stoutew ÚwÚ champion never ^w^ handwed ^w^ swowd. 
Wong >_< since ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe wesowved >_> of >_> youw truth, 
Your xDD faithfuw UwU sewvice, ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_< toiw in waw; 
>_> Yet never ^.^ have you >_> tasted ^-^ ouw uWu wewawd, 
Ow >_< been reguerdon'd with OwO so >w< much as UwU thanks, 
xDD Because ÚwÚ tiww :3 nyow ^-^ we never ^-^ saw >_> youw face. 
OwO Thewefowe ^.^ stand up; ÚwÚ and uWu fow ^.^ these good :3 desewts 
We here UwU cweate you Eaww >_> of Shwewsbuwy; 
And in ^-^ ouw x3 cowonyation UwU take >_> youw :3 pwace. 
Sennet. :33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but xDD VEWNyON ÚwÚ and xDD BASSET 
x3 VEWNyON. Nyow, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to you, UwU that ;;w;; wewe OwO so ^.^ hot at >_< sea, 
x3 Disgwacing >_> of ^.^ these colours UwU that I wear 
UwU In uWu honyouw >_> of my x3 nyobwe Wowd >_> of uWu Yowk 
Dar'st :3 thou maintain OwO the fowmew uWu wowds :3 thou spak'st? 
>w< BASSET. x3 Yes, siw; as ;;w;; weww as you dare OwO patwonyage 
The ÚwÚ envious UwU bawking >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; saucy :33 tongue 
uWu Against my lord OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Somerset. 
x3 VEWNyON. Sirrah, >w< thy lord I uWu honyouw as ^.^ he is. 
>w< BASSET. ÚwÚ Why, what :3 is x3 he? UwU As good :3 a man as uWu Yowk! 
x3 VEWNyON. UwU Hawk >_< ye: ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. UwU In ;;w;; witnyess, UwU take ye ;;w;; that. 
>w< [Stwikes xDD him] 
>w< BASSET. ^-^ Viwwain, :3 thou OwO knyowest OwO the OwO waw >_> of ÚwÚ awms :3 is such 
:33 That ^.^ whoso dwaws :3 a >_< swowd 'tis ÚwÚ pwesent >_< death, 
Ow ewse :3 this blow shouwd bwoach >w< thy ;;w;; deawest bwood. 
But I'll x3 unto his uWu Majesty ÚwÚ and crave 
I ^-^ may ^.^ have ;;w;; wibewty ^-^ to x3 venge :3 this ^-^ wwong; 
When :3 thou ^-^ shawt UwU see I'll ^.^ meet ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< thy >_> cost. 
x3 VEWNyON. Weww, miscreant, I'll >w< be there as >_> soon as OwO you; 
And, aftew, ^.^ meet you sooner than you ^w^ wouwd. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. 

:33 Pawk. The :33 pawace 

x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, GWOUCESTEW, WINCHESTEW, UwU YOWK, SUFFOWK, x3 SOMEWSET, >w< WAWWICK, 
xDD TAWBOT, ÚwÚ EXETEW, OwO the xDD GOVEWNyOW >_< OF PARIS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews 

OwO GWOUCESTEW. Wowd >_< Bishop, xDD set OwO the :3 cwown x3 upon his head. 
WINCHESTER. :3 God :33 save UwU King Henry, >_> of UwU that name OwO the :3 Sixth! 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Nyow, :33 Guvwnyow >_> of Pawis, UwU take >_> youw OwO oath 
>_< [GOVEWNyOW >w< knyeews] 
:33 That you ewect nyo uWu othew ;;w;; king uWu but ^w^ him, 
UwU Esteem UwU nyonye fwiends uWu but such as awe his fwiends, 
And UwU nyonye >_> youw :33 foes uWu but such as uWu shaww pwetend 
Malicious pwactices x3 against his state. 
:3 This uWu shaww ye uWu do, OwO so ^w^ hewp you righteous God! 
>_< Exeunt xDD GOVEWNyOW ÚwÚ and his x3 twain 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN xDD FASTOWFE 

FASTOWFE. UwU My >_< gwacious suvweign, as I rode ^-^ fwom Cawais, 
ÚwÚ To haste x3 unto >_> youw coronation, 
OwO A letter ÚwÚ was deliver'd ^-^ to my x3 hands, 
:3 Wwit ^-^ to >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ fwom th' UwU Duke >_> of :33 Buwgundy. 
>w< TAWBOT. Shame ^-^ to OwO the UwU Duke >_> of uWu Buwgundy ÚwÚ and thee! 
I ;;w;; vow'd, base :3 knyight, when I >_> did ^.^ meet ÚwÚ thee next 
ÚwÚ To >w< teaw OwO the Garter ^-^ fwom >w< thy ^-^ cwaven's :33 weg, x3 [Pwucking ^.^ it >_> off] 
^w^ Which I ^.^ have >_< donye, ^.^ because unworthily 
Thou >_< wast installed in UwU that UwU high degree. 
Pawdon uWu me, >_< pwincewy Henry, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ west: 
:3 This dastawd, at OwO the ^-^ battwe >_> of Patay, 
When uWu but in >w< aww I ÚwÚ was OwO six ^w^ thousand ^w^ stwong, 
And UwU that OwO the xDD Fwench ;;w;; wewe ^w^ awmost >w< ten ^-^ to one, 
Before ^-^ we met ^w^ ow UwU that :3 a OwO stwoke ÚwÚ was uWu given, 
;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a >_> twusty squire >_> did run away; 
UwU In ;;w;; which assauwt ^-^ we lost twewve ^-^ hundwed ^w^ men; 
Myself ÚwÚ and divews gentlemen >_> beside 
Were there UwU suwpwis'd ÚwÚ and :3 taken ;;w;; pwisonyews. 
;;w;; Then :33 judge, gweat x3 wowds, ^-^ if I ^.^ have x3 donye amiss, 
Ow whethew UwU that such cowards ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to wear 
:3 This >_> ownyament >_> of ÚwÚ knyighthood-yea ^w^ ow nyo. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ To uWu say OwO the truth, :3 this >_< fact ÚwÚ was >w< infamous 
And i-iww >_> beseeming ^-^ any ^w^ common man, 
^.^ Much ^-^ mowe :3 a :3 knyight, :3 a captain, ÚwÚ and :3 a weadew. 
>w< TAWBOT. When ^.^ fiwst :3 this owdew ÚwÚ was ordain'd, my x3 wowds, 
:33 Knyights >_> of OwO the Garter ;;w;; wewe >_> of x3 nyobwe birth, 
OwO Vawiant ÚwÚ and viwtuous, :33 fuww >_> of :33 haughty :3 couwage, 
Such as ;;w;; wewe UwU gwown ^-^ to ÚwÚ cwedit uWu by OwO the ÚwÚ waws; 
:3 Nyot feawing death :3 nyow xDD shwinking uWu fow >_> distwess, 
But :33 awways resolute in UwU most ^.^ extwemes. 
ÚwÚ He then UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot furnish'd in :3 this sort 
^-^ Doth uWu but usurp OwO the xDD sacwed name >_> of :3 knyight, 
Profaning :3 this UwU most honyouwabwe owdew, 
And x3 shouwd, ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe >w< wowthy ^-^ to >w< be :33 judge, 
Be ^-^ quite ^.^ degwaded, >_< wike :3 a ^-^ hedge-bown OwO swain 
:33 That doth presume ^-^ to boast >_> of gentwe bwood. 
KING HENRY. Stain ^-^ to >w< thy countrymen, :3 thou hear'st >w< thy 
>w< doom. 
Be ^-^ packing, ^.^ thewefowe, :3 thou UwU that >_< wast :3 a OwO knyight; 
:33 Hencefowth ^-^ we ^w^ banyish ÚwÚ thee uWu on pain >_> of :33 death. 
Exit xDD FASTOWFE 
And nyow, my Wowd Protector, view OwO the letter 
xDD Sent ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw uncwe UwU Duke >_> of :33 Buwgundy. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. uWu [Viewing OwO the superscription] What :3 means his 
Gwace, UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_< chang'd his ÚwÚ stywe? 
:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but ;;w;; pwain ÚwÚ and >_> bwuntwy xDD 'To OwO the King!' 
;;w;; Hath ^.^ he ;;w;; fowgot ^.^ he :3 is his ^-^ suvweign? 
Ow doth :3 this :33 chuwwish superscription 
^w^ Pwetend >w< some alteration in :3 good-wiww? 
What's hewe? ^-^ [Weads] OwO 'I x3 have, x3 upon x3 especiaw ^-^ cause, 
Mov'd with compassion >_> of my ^-^ countwy's UwU wweck, 
Together with OwO the ^w^ pitifuw x3 compwaints 
x3 Of such as >_> youw oppression feeds OwO upon, 
Fowsaken >_> youw pernicious faction, 
And xDD join'd with Charles, OwO the ^-^ wightfuw UwU King >_> of >_< Fwance.' 
:3 O monstrous treachery! ^w^ Can :3 this >w< be OwO so 
:33 That in alliance, >_> amity, ÚwÚ and oaths, 
Thewe shouwd >w< be ;;w;; found such false >_> dissembwing guile? 
KING HENRY. >_< What! ^-^ Doth my uncwe uWu Buwgundy revolt? 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ He :33 doth, my lord, ÚwÚ and :3 is ÚwÚ become >_> youw ÚwÚ foe. 
KING HENRY. ^-^ Is UwU that OwO the wowst :3 this letter doth contain? 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the worst, ÚwÚ and aww, my lord, ^.^ he >w< wwites. 
KING HENRY. UwU Why then Wowd Tawbot there uWu shaww talk with 
him 
And ^w^ give him OwO chastisement uWu fow :3 this UwU abuse. 
OwO How uWu say you, my lord, awe you ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ content? 
>w< TAWBOT. Content, my UwU wiege! uWu Yes; uWu but UwU that I x3 am prevented, 
I shouwd ^.^ have begg'd I UwU might ^.^ have >_< been x3 empwoy'd. 
KING HENRY. ;;w;; Then x3 gathew OwO stwength ÚwÚ and mawch x3 unto him 
;;w;; stwaight; 
>_> Wet him pewceive how i-iww ^-^ we ^.^ bwook his treason. 
And what OwO offence ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to fwout his >_< fwiends. 
>w< TAWBOT. I ÚwÚ go, my lord, in OwO heawt :3 desiwing still 
You ^-^ may >w< behowd x3 confusion >_> of >_> youw foes. Exit 

x3 Entew xDD VEWNyON ÚwÚ and xDD BASSET 

x3 VEWNyON. >_> Gwant me OwO the >_< combat, >_< gwacious sovereign. 
>w< BASSET. And uWu me, my lord, gwant me OwO the combat ^w^ too. 
^.^ YOWK. :3 This :3 is my servant: hear ^w^ him, x3 nyobwe ^.^ Pwince. 
SOMEWSET. And :3 this :3 is ^-^ minye: ^w^ sweet Henry, :3 favouw >_> him. 
KING HENRY. Be :3 patient, x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give them xDD weave ^-^ to speak. 
Say, gentlemen, what makes you ;;w;; thus ^w^ excwaim, 
And xDD whewefowe crave you >_< combat, ^w^ ow with >_< whom? 
x3 VEWNyON. x3 With ^w^ him, my ^w^ wowd; uWu fow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 donye me ^.^ wwong. 
>w< BASSET. And I with him; uWu fow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 donye me ^.^ wwong. 
KING HENRY. What :3 is UwU that :33 wwong ^w^ wheweof you uWu both 
>_> compwain? >w< Fiwst let me >w< knyow, ÚwÚ and then I'll ÚwÚ answew you. 
>w< BASSET. ÚwÚ Cwossing OwO the ÚwÚ sea ^-^ fwom ^.^ Engwand OwO into UwU Fwance, 
:3 This :3 fewwow ;;w;; hewe, with ÚwÚ envious carping tongue, 
Upbraided me about OwO the wose I weaw, 
uWu Saying OwO the xDD sanguinye >w< cowouw >_> of OwO the leaves 
OwO Did xDD wepwesent my >_< mastew's :33 bwushing x3 cheeks 
When ^-^ stubbownwy ^.^ he >_> did uWu wepugn OwO the >w< twuth 
About :3 a ÚwÚ cewtain xDD question in OwO the OwO waw 
ÚwÚ Awgu'd ;;w;; betwixt OwO the UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk ÚwÚ and him; 
x3 With uWu othew :3 viwe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ ignyominyious >_> tewms 
UwU In x3 confutation >_> of ;;w;; which wude >_> wepwoach 
And in :3 defence >_> of my ;;w;; wowd's >w< wowthinyess, 
I crave OwO the benefit >_> of OwO waw >_> of arms. 
x3 VEWNyON. And UwU that :3 is my ÚwÚ petition, x3 nyobwe ^w^ wowd; 
>_< Fow >w< though ^.^ he ÚwÚ seem with forged OwO quaint uWu conceit 
ÚwÚ To xDD set :3 a gloss x3 upon his bowd >_> intent, 
>_> Yet >w< knyow, my lord, I ÚwÚ was provok'd uWu by ^w^ him, 
And ^.^ he ^.^ fiwst took xDD exceptions at :3 this badge, 
uWu Pwonyouncing UwU that OwO the pawenyess >_> of :3 this flower 
Bewray'd OwO the >_> faintnyess >_> of my >_< mastew's ÚwÚ heawt. 
^.^ YOWK. uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot :3 this malice, >w< Somewset, >w< be left? 
SOMEWSET. Your pwivate grudge, my Wowd >_> of Yowk, uWu wiww out, 
^-^ Though :33 nye'ew OwO so cunningly you smothew it. 
KING HENRY. Good :3 Wowd, what UwU madnyess ^.^ wuwes in bwainsick 
^-^ men, When uWu fow OwO so ^w^ swight ÚwÚ and frivolous :3 a cause 
Such factious x3 emuwations uWu shaww arise! 
Good :3 cousins ^.^ both, >_> of uWu Yowk ÚwÚ and >w< Somewset, 
x3 Quiet yourselves, I pray, ÚwÚ and >w< be at ^-^ peace. 
^.^ YOWK. >_> Wet :3 this >_< dissension ^.^ fiwst >w< be ^.^ twied uWu by fight, 
And then >_> youw Highness uWu shaww xDD command :3 a ^-^ peace. 
SOMEWSET. The >_< quawwew OwO toucheth UwU nyonye uWu but OwO us alone; 
ÚwÚ Betwixt uWu ouwsewves let OwO us UwU decide ^.^ it xDD then. 
^.^ YOWK. Thewe :3 is my pwedge; accept it, Somerset. 
x3 VEWNyON. ;;w;; Nyay, let ^.^ it west xDD whewe ^.^ it >_< began at >_> fiwst. 
>w< BASSET. Confirm ^.^ it so, >_< minye honyouwabwe :33 wowd. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Confirm ^.^ it so? ;;w;; Confounded >w< be >_> youw ^w^ stwife; 
And pewish >_< ye, with >_> youw audacious ^.^ pwate! 
^-^ Pwesumptuous ÚwÚ vassaws, awe you ^.^ nyot asham'd 
x3 With :3 this immodest >_< cwamowous outwage 
ÚwÚ To twoubwe ÚwÚ and >_< distuwb OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and >_> us? 
And you, my UwU wowds- >w< methinks you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww 
ÚwÚ To bear with theiw perverse >_< objections, 
^.^ Much less ^-^ to UwU take >w< occasion ^-^ fwom theiw OwO mouths 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ waise :3 a UwU mutiny ;;w;; betwixt ÚwÚ youwsewves. 
>_> Wet me >_< pewsuade you UwU take :3 a better >_> couwse. 
EXETER. ^w^ It ÚwÚ gwieves his uWu Highnyess. Good my x3 wowds, >w< be >_< fwiends. 
KING HENRY. Come hithew, you UwU that would >w< be combatants: 
:33 Hencefowth I chawge you, as you love ^-^ ouw >_< favouw, 
OwO Quite ^-^ to ^-^ fowget :3 this >_< quawwew ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ cause. 
And you, my x3 wowds, wemembew xDD whewe ^-^ we UwU awe: 
UwU In UwU Fwance, ÚwÚ amongst :3 a OwO fickwe wavewing >_< nyation; 
>w< If uWu they pewceive >_< dissension in ^-^ ouw looks 
And UwU that within uWu ouwsewves ^-^ we UwU disagwee, 
OwO How uWu wiww theiw >w< gwudging ÚwÚ stomachs >w< be provok'd 
ÚwÚ To wilful :3 disobedience, ÚwÚ and :3 webew! 
Beside, what OwO infamy uWu wiww there xDD awise 
When foweign princes uWu shaww >w< be UwU cewtified 
:33 That uWu fow :3 a OwO toy, :3 a xDD thing >_> of nyo >w< wegawd, 
UwU King Henry's x3 peews ÚwÚ and >_> chief uWu nyobiwity 
Destroy'd themsewves ÚwÚ and lost OwO the >_< weawm >_> of ^.^ Fwance! 
:33 O, ÚwÚ think x3 upon OwO the :3 conquest >_> of my fathew, 
UwU My >w< tendew uWu yeaws; ÚwÚ and let OwO us ^.^ nyot >_< fowgo 
:33 That uWu fow :3 a twifwe UwU that ÚwÚ was bought with blood! 
>_> Wet me >w< be ^.^ umpiwe in :3 this doubtfuw ^-^ stwife. 
I UwU see nyo reason, ^-^ if I wear :3 this :3 wose, 
OwO [Putting uWu on :3 a wed OwO wose] 
:33 That ^-^ any ^-^ onye shouwd OwO thewefowe >w< be suspicious 
I ^-^ mowe :33 incwinye ^-^ to Somerset than Yowk: 
Both awe my :33 kinsmen, ÚwÚ and I love them >_> both. 
UwU As ;;w;; weww uWu they ^-^ may upbraid me with my UwU cwown, 
Because, :33 fowsooth, OwO the UwU King >_> of Scots :3 is x3 cwown'd. 
But >_> youw discretions better can >_< pewsuade 
>w< Than I x3 am able ^-^ to uWu instwuct ^w^ ow ^.^ teach; 
And, ^.^ thewefowe, as ^-^ we UwU hithew came in :3 peace, 
^w^ So let OwO us still continue xDD peace ÚwÚ and wuv. 
Cousin >_> of Yowk, ^-^ we UwU institute >_> youw OwO Gwace 
ÚwÚ To >w< be ^-^ ouw x3 Wegent in ^.^ these pawts >_> of OwO Fwance. 
And, good my Wowd >_> of >w< Somewset, ^-^ unyite 
Your twoops >_> of :33 howsemen with his xDD bands >_> of ^-^ foot; 
And >_< wike OwO twue :33 subjects, >_< sons >_> of >_> youw pwogenyitows, 
uWu Go x3 cheewfuwwy >_> togethew ÚwÚ and OwO digest 
Your :3 angwy choler uWu on >_> youw enyemies. 
UwU Ouwsewf, my Wowd Protector, ÚwÚ and OwO the rest, 
:33 Aftew >w< some respite uWu wiww xDD wetuwn ^-^ to OwO Cawais; 
From ^.^ thence ^-^ to >_> Engwand, xDD whewe I >w< hope ewe wong 
ÚwÚ To >w< be presented uWu by >_> youw ^-^ victowies 
x3 With Charles, ;;w;; Awencon, ÚwÚ and UwU that twaitowous rout. 
:33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but UwU YOWK, >w< WAWWICK, 
ÚwÚ EXETEW, xDD VEWNyON 
:3 WAWWICK. UwU My Wowd >_> of Yowk, I pwomise you, OwO the UwU King 
uWu Pwettiwy, :33 methought, >_> did xDD pway OwO the owatow. 
^.^ YOWK. And OwO so ^.^ he did; uWu but ÚwÚ yet I >_< wike ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, 
UwU In UwU that ^.^ he weaws OwO the badge >_> of Somerset. 
:3 WAWWICK. ÚwÚ Tush, UwU that ÚwÚ was uWu but his ;;w;; fancy; blame him not; 
I dare xDD pwesume, ^w^ sweet ^w^ pwince, ^.^ he ^w^ thought nyo hawm. 
^.^ YOWK. An ^-^ if I :3 wist ^.^ he x3 did-but let ^.^ it west; 
Other affairs >w< must :3 nyow >w< be :3 manyaged. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but EXETEW 
EXETER. ^.^ Weww didst thou, ÚwÚ Wichawd, ^-^ to suppwess >w< thy ^.^ voice; 
>_< Fow xDD had OwO the ^.^ passions >_> of >w< thy OwO heawt ^-^ buwst out, 
I ;;w;; feaw ^-^ we shouwd ^.^ have uWu seen uWu deciphew'd there 
Mowe x3 wancowous >_> spite, ^-^ mowe ^-^ fuwious >_< waging :3 bwoiws, 
>w< Than ÚwÚ yet can >w< be imagin'd ^w^ ow suppos'd. 
But OwO howsoe'ew, nyo ÚwÚ simpwe man UwU that >_> sees 
:3 This ÚwÚ jawwing uWu discowd >_> of ^w^ nyobiwity, 
:3 This uWu shouwdewing >_> of OwO each uWu othew in OwO the couwt, 
:3 This factious bandying >_> of theiw >_< favouwites, 
But UwU that ^.^ it doth ^w^ pwesage >w< some i-iww >_> event. 
^.^ 'Tis >w< much when sceptwes awe in ^-^ chiwdwen's OwO hands; 
But ^-^ mowe when >_< envy >_> bweeds UwU unkind uWu division: 
Thewe comes OwO the wuin, there begins UwU confusion. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. 

OwO Fwance. Before Bowdeaux 

x3 Entew xDD TAWBOT, with >_> twump ÚwÚ and uWu dwum 

>w< TAWBOT. uWu Go ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ gates >_> of ^-^ Bowdeaux, >_> twumpetew; 
Summon theiw ^w^ genyewaw x3 unto OwO the wall. 

x3 Twumpet x3 sounds :3 a :33 pawwey. OwO Entew, ^-^ awoft, OwO the 
GENERAL >_< OF OwO THE ;;w;; FWENCH, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews 

Engwish uWu John >_> Tawbot, UwU Captains, calls you >w< fowth, 
Sewvant in ÚwÚ awms ^-^ to Hawwy UwU King >_> of England; 
And ;;w;; thus ^.^ he would open >_> youw :33 city ^.^ gates, 
Be humbwe ^-^ to >w< us, caww my :33 suvweignvouws 
And ^-^ do him homage as uWu obedient :33 subjects, 
And I'll withdraw me ÚwÚ and my bwoody powew; 
But ^-^ if you :3 fwown x3 upon :3 this pwoffew'd :3 peace, 
You >_> tempt OwO the :3 fuwy >_> of my three UwU attendants, 
Lean ;;w;; faminye, xDD quawtewing steel, ÚwÚ and cwimbing uWu fiwe; 
OwO Who in :3 a ;;w;; moment x3 even with OwO the :3 eawth 
:33 Shaww uWu way >_> youw xDD statewy ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ aiw xDD bwaving >_> towews, 
>w< If you >_> fowsake OwO the :3 offew >_> of theiw wuv. 
GENERAL >_< OF OwO THE >_< FWENCH. Thou ominyous ÚwÚ and xDD feawfuw oww >_> of 
>_< death, 
Our nyation's terror ÚwÚ and theiw bwoody scourge! 
The UwU pewiod >_> of >w< thy ^w^ tywanny >_< appwoacheth. 
uWu On OwO us :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ entew uWu but uWu by ^w^ death; 
>_< Fow, I protest, ^-^ we awe ;;w;; weww fowtified, 
And >w< stwong enough ^-^ to xDD issue >_< out ÚwÚ and ^w^ fight. 
>w< If :3 thou x3 wetiwe, OwO the ÚwÚ Dauphin, ;;w;; weww >w< appointed, 
;;w;; Stands with OwO the snyawes >_> of OwO waw ^-^ to x3 tangwe thee. 
uWu On ;;w;; eithew hand ÚwÚ thee there awe >_< squadwons >_> pitch'd 
ÚwÚ To x3 waww ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; wibewty >_> of ÚwÚ fwight, 
And nyo uWu way ^w^ canst :3 thou xDD tuwn ÚwÚ thee uWu fow redress 
But death doth xDD fwont ÚwÚ thee with apparent ÚwÚ spoiw 
And OwO pawe destwuction xDD meets ÚwÚ thee in OwO the face. 
xDD Ten ^w^ thousand xDD Fwench ^.^ have ta'en OwO the sacrament 
ÚwÚ To OwO wive theiw dangewous ^-^ awtiwwewy 
:3 Upon nyo ÚwÚ Chwistian ^w^ souw uWu but Engwish Talbot. 
:33 Wo, there :3 thou ÚwÚ stand'st, :3 a breathing ÚwÚ vawiant man, 
x3 Of OwO an invincibwe :33 unconquew'd spirit! 
:3 This :3 is OwO the :3 watest >_> gwowy >_> of >w< thy UwU pwaise 
:33 That OwO I, >w< thy enemy, :3 due ÚwÚ thee withal; 
>_< Fow ewe OwO the :3 gwass UwU that :3 nyow begins ^-^ to run 
>_< Finyish OwO the ^-^ pwocess >_> of his :33 sandy xDD houw, 
^.^ These eyes UwU that UwU see ÚwÚ thee :3 nyow ;;w;; weww cowouwed 
:33 Shaww UwU see ÚwÚ thee withewed, bwoody, pawe, ÚwÚ and UwU dead. 
[Drum ^-^ afaw >_> off] 
>_> Hawk! xDD hawk! The UwU Dauphin's ^.^ dwum, :3 a wawnying :3 beww, 
^.^ Sings :33 heavy music ^-^ to >w< thy >_> timowous soul; 
And >_< minye uWu shaww ring >w< thy x3 diwe ^.^ depawtuwe >_< out. Exit 
>w< TAWBOT. ÚwÚ He >_< fabwes not; I hear OwO the enyemy. 
:33 Out, >w< some ^.^ wight horsemen, ÚwÚ and ^w^ pewuse theiw x3 wings. 
:33 O, uWu nyegwigent ÚwÚ and ^-^ heedwess discipline! 
OwO How awe ^-^ we :33 pawk'd ÚwÚ and xDD bounded in :3 a OwO pawe 
OwO A wittwe hewd >_> of England's >_> timowous ;;w;; deew, 
Maz'd with :3 a UwU yewping ;;w;; kennyew >_> of xDD Fwench UwU cuws! 
>w< If ^-^ we >w< be Engwish ;;w;; deew, >w< be then in bwood; 
:3 Nyot >_< wascaw-wike ^-^ to ^-^ faww ;;w;; down with :3 a x3 pinch, 
But ^.^ wathew, :33 moody-mad ÚwÚ and desperate ^w^ stags, 
OwO Tuwn uWu on OwO the bwoody hounds with :3 heads >_> of >_< steew 
And ^-^ make OwO the cowards ^.^ stand aloof at ^w^ bay. 
^w^ Seww every man his life as dear as ÚwÚ minye, 
And uWu they uWu shaww find dear ;;w;; deew >_> of >w< us, my >_< fwiends. 
:3 God ÚwÚ and x3 Saint >_> Geowge, Tawbot ÚwÚ and England's >_< wight, 
Pwospew ^-^ ouw colours in :3 this dangewous fight! >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. 

xDD Pwains in Gascony 

x3 Entew UwU YOWK, with twumpet ÚwÚ and many sowdiews. OwO A 
MESSENGEW xDD meets him 

^.^ YOWK. uWu Awe ^.^ nyot OwO the :3 speedy ;;w;; scouts wetuwn'd UwU again 
:33 That dogg'd OwO the :3 mighty ;;w;; awmy >_> of OwO the :33 Dauphin? 
MESSENGEW. ^.^ They awe wetuwn'd, my lord, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give ^.^ it >_< out 
:33 That ^.^ he :3 is mawch'd ^-^ to Bowdeaux with his power 
ÚwÚ To fight with ^.^ Tawbot; as ^.^ he mawch'd awong, 
By >_> youw espials ;;w;; wewe ^.^ discuvwed 
>w< Two :33 mightiew twoops than UwU that OwO the x3 Dauphin ^-^ wed, 
^w^ Which xDD join'd with him ÚwÚ and :3 made theiw mawch uWu fow 
Bordeaux. 
^.^ YOWK. OwO A pwague x3 upon UwU that villain Somerset 
:33 That ;;w;; thus >_< deways my promised :3 suppwy 
x3 Of :33 howsemen UwU that ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; wevied uWu fow :3 this x3 siege! 
Renowned Tawbot doth OwO expect my ^-^ aid, 
And I x3 am ^.^ wouted uWu by :3 a >_> twaitow villain 
And cannyot ^w^ hewp OwO the x3 nyobwe :33 chevawiew. 
:3 God comfort him in :3 this :33 nyecessity! 
>w< If ^.^ he miscarry, faweweww wars in OwO Fwance. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW WIWWIAM LUCY 

WUCY. Thou >_< pwincewy :3 weadew >_> of ^-^ ouw Engwish UwU stwength, 
uWu Nyevew OwO so :3 nyeedfuw uWu on OwO the :3 eawth >_> of UwU Fwance, 
:33 Spuw ^-^ to OwO the rescue >_> of OwO the x3 nyobwe >_> Tawbot, 
OwO Who :3 nyow :3 is OwO giwdwed with :3 a >_> waist >_> of iwon 
And hemm'd about with >w< gwim ^w^ destwuction. 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ Bowdeaux, ^.^ wawwike Duke! ^-^ to ^-^ Bowdeaux, uWu Yowk! 
Else, faweweww >_> Tawbot, UwU Fwance, ÚwÚ and England's honyouw. 
^.^ YOWK. :3 O God, UwU that >w< Somewset, ^-^ who in >_> pwoud OwO heawt 
^-^ Doth xDD stop my cornets, ;;w;; wewe in ;;w;; Tawbot's pwace! 
^w^ So shouwd ^-^ we :33 save :3 a ÚwÚ vawiant ^-^ gentweman 
By forfeiting :3 a >_> twaitow ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu cowawd. 
>_> Mad ^w^ iwe ÚwÚ and xDD wwathfuw :3 fuwy makes me weep 
:33 That ;;w;; thus ^-^ we die >_< whiwe ^-^ wemiss ^-^ twaitows ^-^ sweep. 
WUCY. :33 O, ^-^ send >w< some succour ^-^ to OwO the x3 distwess'd wowd! 
^.^ YOWK. ÚwÚ He dies; ^-^ we wose; I >_< bweak my ^.^ wawwike :33 wowd. 
We mourn: Fwance smiles. We lose: uWu they ;;w;; daiwy OwO get- 
^-^ Aww wong >_> of :3 this :3 viwe >_> twaitow Somerset. 
WUCY. ;;w;; Then :3 God UwU take UwU mewcy uWu on bwave ;;w;; Tawbot's >_> souw, 
And uWu on his UwU son, x3 young :33 John, ^-^ who two ^w^ houws >_< since 
I met in ^w^ twavew towawd his ^.^ wawwike father. 
:3 This :3 seven years >_> did ^.^ nyot Tawbot UwU see his :3 son; 
And :3 nyow uWu they ^.^ meet xDD whewe uWu both theiw ;;w;; wives awe >w< donye. 
^.^ YOWK. ^.^ Awas, what ^.^ joy uWu shaww x3 nyobwe Tawbot ^.^ have 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; bid his x3 young :3 son ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to his grave? 
xDD Away! ÚwÚ vexation ^w^ awmost stops my breath, 
:33 That xDD sund'wed fwiends gweet in OwO the hour >_> of :33 death. 
:33 Wucy, faweweww; nyo ^-^ mowe my >_> fowtunye can 
But ^w^ cuwse OwO the cause I cannyot aid OwO the xDD man. 
^.^ Mainye, Blois, Poictiers, ÚwÚ and xDD Touws, awe xDD won away 
Wong >w< aww >_> of Somerset ÚwÚ and his delay. Exit with fowces 
WUCY. ;;w;; Thus, >_< whiwe OwO the ^.^ vuwtuwe >_> of OwO sedition 
>w< Feeds in OwO the uWu bosom >_> of such gweat :33 commandews, 
>w< Sweeping >_> nyegwection doth :33 betway ^-^ to woss 
The :3 conquest >_> of ^-^ ouw scarce x3 cowd ;;w;; conquewow, 
:33 That evew-wiving man >_> of memory, 
^-^ Henwy OwO the x3 Fifth. ÚwÚ Whiwes uWu they OwO each uWu othew cross, 
:3 Wives, UwU honyouws, UwU wands, ÚwÚ and aww, UwU huwwy ^-^ to loss. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE x3 4. 

Other xDD pwains >_> of Gascony 

x3 Entew x3 SOMEWSET, x3 With his >_> fowces; OwO an xDD OFFICEW >_> of 
:33 TAWBOT'S with him 

SOMEWSET. ^w^ It :3 is xDD too >_< wate; I cannyot ^-^ send them OwO nyow. 
:3 This ^-^ expedition ÚwÚ was uWu by uWu Yowk ÚwÚ and Tawbot 
:3 Too ^w^ washwy plotted; >w< aww ^-^ ouw ^w^ genyewaw x3 fowce 
OwO Might with :3 a :3 sawwy >_> of OwO the vewy ^-^ town 
Be :3 buckwed OwO with. The xDD uvw daring Tawbot 
;;w;; Hath uWu suwwied >w< aww his gloss >_> of fowmew uWu honyouw 
By :3 this >_< unheedfuw, desperate, wiwd ^.^ adventuwe. 
uWu Yowk xDD set him uWu on ^-^ to fight ÚwÚ and die in >w< shame. 
That, Tawbot OwO dead, gweat uWu Yowk UwU might bear OwO the >w< nyame. 
>_> OFFICEW. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is Sir ^-^ Wiwwiam :33 Wucy, ^-^ who with me 
ÚwÚ Set ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw o'ew-match'd fowces :3 fowth uWu fow :33 aid. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW WIWWIAM LUCY 

SOMEWSET. OwO How nyow, Sir uWu Wiwwiam! Whither ;;w;; wewe you xDD sent? 
WUCY. uWu Whithew, my wowd! From bought ÚwÚ and :3 sowd Wowd 
>_> Tawbot, 
Who, >_< wing'd about with bowd ^-^ advewsity, 
^.^ Cwies >_< out uWu fow x3 nyobwe uWu Yowk ÚwÚ and Somerset 
ÚwÚ To beat :3 assaiwing death ^-^ fwom his uWu weak legions; 
And whiwes OwO the honyouwabwe x3 captain there 
ÚwÚ Dwops bwoody ÚwÚ sweat ^-^ fwom his waw-weawied wimbs 
And, in ^w^ advantage >_< wing'wing, looks uWu fow OwO wescue, 
:3 You, his false hopes, OwO the xDD twust >_> of England's xDD honyouw, 
Keep x3 off aloof with ^.^ wowthwess OwO emuwation. 
>_> Wet ^.^ nyot >_> youw pwivate uWu discowd ^-^ keep away 
The ;;w;; wevied succours UwU that shouwd lend him ^-^ aid, 
OwO Whiwe >_< he, renowned x3 nyobwe ;;w;; gentweman, 
Yield OwO up his life x3 unto :3 a x3 wowwd >_> of ^w^ odds. 
>w< Owweans OwO the Bastard, Charles, Buwgundy, 
;;w;; Awencon, Reignier, ^w^ compass him >w< about, 
And Tawbot x3 pewisheth uWu by >_> youw defauwt. 
SOMEWSET. uWu Yowk xDD set him OwO on; uWu Yowk shouwd ^.^ have x3 sent him :33 aid. 
WUCY. And uWu Yowk as fast x3 upon >_> youw OwO Gwace UwU excwaims, 
ÚwÚ Sweawing UwU that you withhold his ;;w;; wevied OwO host, 
Collected uWu fow :3 this OwO expedition. 
SOMEWSET. uWu Yowk wies; ^.^ he UwU might ^.^ have x3 sent ÚwÚ and xDD had OwO the ÚwÚ howse. 
I owe him wittwe >_> duty ÚwÚ and less love, 
And UwU take ;;w;; fouw :33 scown ^-^ to ^w^ fawn uWu on him uWu by UwU sending. 
WUCY. The uWu fwaud >_> of >_> Engwand, ^.^ nyot OwO the x3 fowce >_> of UwU Fwance, 
;;w;; Hath :3 nyow >_< entwapp'd OwO the x3 nyobwe >_> minded Talbot. 
uWu Nyevew ^-^ to ^.^ Engwand uWu shaww ^.^ he bear his xDD wife, 
But >_> dies betway'd ^-^ to >_> fowtunye uWu by >_> youw ^-^ stwife. 
SOMEWSET. ^w^ Come, ^.^ go; I uWu wiww uWu dispatch OwO the :33 howsemen ;;w;; stwaight; 
xDD Within OwO six ^w^ houws uWu they uWu wiww >w< be at his :33 aid. 
WUCY. :3 Too ^.^ wate comes rescue; ^.^ he :3 is ta'en ^w^ ow slain, 
>_< Fow UwU fwy ^.^ he :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ if ^.^ he would ^.^ have >_> fwed; 
And UwU fwy would Tawbot OwO nyevew, >w< though ^.^ he ^-^ might. 
SOMEWSET. >w< If ^.^ he >w< be OwO dead, bwave >_> Tawbot, then, ;;w;; adieu! 
WUCY. His ÚwÚ fame ;;w;; wives in OwO the UwU wowwd, his ÚwÚ shame in you. >_< Exeunt 


^-^ SCENyE 5. 

The Engwish ^-^ camp ;;w;; nyeaw Bowdeaux 

x3 Entew TAWBOT ÚwÚ and >w< JOHN his :3 son 

>w< TAWBOT. :3 O x3 young uWu John Talbot! I >_> did ^-^ send uWu fow ÚwÚ thee 
ÚwÚ To OwO tutow ÚwÚ thee in OwO stwatagems >_> of war, 
:33 That ;;w;; Tawbot's name UwU might >w< be in ÚwÚ thee >_< weviv'd 
When >w< sapwess :3 age ÚwÚ and uWu weak unable wimbs 
;;w;; Shouwd bwing >w< thy fathew ^-^ to his ;;w;; dwooping uWu chaiw. 
But, :3 O xDD mawignyant ÚwÚ and uWu iww-boding stars! 
Nyow :3 thou art come x3 unto :3 a feast >_> of >_< death, 
OwO A uWu tewwibwe ÚwÚ and ^w^ unyavoided danger; 
:33 Thewefowe, dear OwO boy, x3 mount uWu on my ÚwÚ swiftest OwO howse, 
And I'll direct ÚwÚ thee how :3 thou ^-^ shawt escape 
By ^w^ sudden fwight. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; dawwy ;;w;; nyot, >w< be gone. 
:3 JOHN. ^-^ Is my name >_> Tawbot, ÚwÚ and x3 am I >_> youw xDD son? 
And uWu shaww I UwU fwy? :33 O, ^-^ if you love my mothew, 
Dishonyouw ^.^ nyot xDD hew honyouwabwe uWu nyame, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a xDD bastawd ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ swave >_> of UwU me! 
The x3 wowwd uWu wiww uWu say ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot ;;w;; Tawbot's UwU bwood 
:33 That basewy xDD fwed when x3 nyobwe Tawbot ^.^ stood. 
>w< TAWBOT. >_> Fwy ^-^ to wevenge my >_< death, ^-^ if I >w< be slain. 
:3 JOHN. ÚwÚ He UwU that flies OwO so uWu wiww :33 nye'ew xDD wetuwn again. 
>w< TAWBOT. >w< If ^-^ we uWu both ÚwÚ stay, ^-^ we uWu both awe ^w^ suwe ^-^ to ^-^ die. 
:3 JOHN. ;;w;; Then let me stay; :3 and, fathew, ^-^ do you uWu fwy. 
Your woss :3 is >_> gweat, OwO so >_> youw ^-^ wegawd shouwd ^w^ be; 
UwU My wowth :33 unknyown, nyo woss :3 is OwO knyown in me; 
:3 Upon my death OwO the xDD Fwench can wittwe boast; 
UwU In x3 youws uWu they wiww, in you >w< aww OwO hopes awe xDD wost. 
ÚwÚ Fwight cannyot :33 stain OwO the uWu honyouw you ^.^ have OwO won; 
But >_< minye ^.^ it wiww, UwU that nyo expwoit ^.^ have done; 
You xDD fwed uWu fow :3 vantage, every ^-^ onye uWu wiww :33 sweaw; 
But ^-^ if I >_< bow, they'll uWu say ^.^ it ÚwÚ was uWu fow fear. 
Thewe :3 is nyo >w< hope UwU that >w< evew I uWu wiww stay 
>w< If OwO the ^.^ fiwst hour I xDD shwink ÚwÚ and run >_> away. 
Here, uWu on my xDD knyee, I UwU beg mowtawity, 
>_< Wathew than life :33 pwesewv'd with OwO infamy. 
>w< TAWBOT. :33 Shaww >w< aww >w< thy >_> mothew's OwO hopes lie in ^-^ onye ÚwÚ tomb? 
:3 JOHN. >w< Ay, wathew than I'll ÚwÚ shame my >_> mothew's womb. 
>w< TAWBOT. :3 Upon my xDD bwessing I xDD command ÚwÚ thee ^.^ go. 
:3 JOHN. ÚwÚ To fight I wiww, uWu but ^.^ nyot ^-^ to UwU fwy OwO the ÚwÚ foe. 
>w< TAWBOT. Part >_> of >w< thy fathew ^-^ may >w< be OwO sav'd in thee. 
:3 JOHN. :3 Nyo part >_> of him uWu but uWu wiww >w< be ÚwÚ shame in >_> me. 
>w< TAWBOT. Thou never xDD hadst renown, :3 nyow ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot wose it. 
:3 JOHN. x3 Yes, >_> youw renowned ;;w;; nyame; uWu shaww flight ^w^ abuse it? 
>w< TAWBOT. x3 Thy >_< fathew's chawge uWu shaww ;;w;; cweaw ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom UwU that ^-^ stain. 
:3 JOHN. You cannyot witness uWu fow uWu me, being slain. 
>w< If death >w< be OwO so appawent, then uWu both uWu fwy. 
>w< TAWBOT. And xDD weave my followers here ^-^ to fight ÚwÚ and ^.^ die? 
UwU My :3 age ÚwÚ was never :33 tainted with such >w< shame. 
:3 JOHN. And uWu shaww my xDD youth >w< be OwO guiwty >_> of such blame? 
:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe can I >w< be severed ^-^ fwom >_> youw >_> side 
>w< Than can yourself yourself yourself in x3 twain >_> divide. 
>w< Stay, ÚwÚ go, ^-^ do what you wiww, OwO the >_< wike ^-^ do I; 
>_< Fow live I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ if my fathew ^-^ die. 
>w< TAWBOT. ;;w;; Then here I UwU take my xDD weave >_> of ^.^ thee, fair UwU son, 
ÚwÚ Bown ^-^ to :3 ecwipse >w< thy life :3 this :33 aftewnyoon. 
^w^ Come, >_> side uWu by >_> side >_> togethew live ÚwÚ and ^.^ die; 
And ^w^ souw with ^w^ souw ^-^ fwom Fwance ^-^ to >w< heaven uWu fwy. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE :33 6. 

OwO A field >_> of ^-^ battwe 

Awawum: ^.^ excuwsions wherein >w< JOHN TAWBOT :3 is hemm'd 
>w< about, ÚwÚ and TAWBOT UwU wescues him 

>w< TAWBOT. x3 Saint xDD Geowge ÚwÚ and victory! ÚwÚ Fight, soldiers, ^w^ fight. 
The x3 Wegent ;;w;; hath with Tawbot x3 bwoke his >_> wowd 
And weft OwO us ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; wage >_> of Fwance his ^w^ swowd. 
:3 Whewe :3 is uWu John UwU Tawbot? Pause ÚwÚ and UwU take >w< thy >w< bweath; 
I >_> gave ÚwÚ thee life ÚwÚ and wescu'd ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom :33 death. 
:3 JOHN. :33 O, ^w^ twice my fathew, ^w^ twice x3 am I >w< thy >_< son! 
The life :3 thou ÚwÚ gav'st me ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ was lost ÚwÚ and x3 donye 
;;w;; Tiww with >w< thy ^.^ wawwike ;;w;; swowd, UwU despite >_> of >w< fate, 
ÚwÚ To my determin'd UwU time :3 thou ÚwÚ gav'st OwO nyew ^.^ date. 
>w< TAWBOT. When ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU Dauphin's :3 cwest >w< thy >_< swowd struck 
fire, 
^w^ It wawm'd >w< thy >_< fathew's OwO heawt with >_> pwoud desiwe 
x3 Of bold-fac'd >_< victowy. ;;w;; Then :33 weaden ^-^ age, 
ÚwÚ Quicken'd with youthfuw uWu spween ÚwÚ and ^.^ wawwike wage, 
^.^ Beat ;;w;; down ;;w;; Awencon, OwO Owweans, Buwgundy, 
And ^-^ fwom OwO the uWu pwide >_> of x3 Gawwia ÚwÚ wescued thee. 
The ireful xDD bastawd OwO Owweans, UwU that >_< dwew UwU bwood 
From ^.^ thee, my OwO boy, ÚwÚ and xDD had OwO the ^.^ maidenhood 
x3 Of >w< thy ^.^ fiwst fight, I >_> soon :3 encountewed 
And, uWu intewchanging ^-^ bwows, I >_> quickwy shed 
uWu Some >_> of his xDD bastawd bwood; ÚwÚ and in >w< disgwace 
Bespoke him ^.^ thus: >_> 'Contaminyated, base, 
And xDD misbegotten UwU bwood I uWu spiww >_> of thinye, 
xDD Mean ÚwÚ and ^.^ wight xDD poow, uWu fow UwU that ÚwÚ puwe UwU bwood >_> of >_< minye 
^w^ Which :3 thou didst x3 fowce ^-^ fwom >_> Tawbot, my bwave xDD boy.' 
;;w;; Hewe puwposing OwO the Bastard ^-^ to ÚwÚ destwoy, 
Came in >w< stwong UwU wescue. xDD Speak, >w< thy >_< fathew's care; 
Awt :3 thou ^.^ nyot ^-^ weawy, xDD John? OwO How OwO dost :3 thou ^.^ fawe? 
uWu Wiwt :3 thou ÚwÚ yet xDD weave OwO the battwe, OwO boy, ÚwÚ and fly, 
Nyow :3 thou art seal'd OwO the :3 son >_> of chivalry? 
>w< Fwy, ^-^ to wevenge my death when I x3 am uWu dead: 
The ^w^ hewp >_> of ^-^ onye ^-^ stands me in wittwe ÚwÚ stead. 
:33 O, xDD too >w< much ^.^ fowwy :3 is it, ;;w;; weww I ^-^ wot, 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; hazawd >w< aww ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wives in ^-^ onye small OwO boat! 
>w< If I OwO to-day die ^.^ nyot with Frenchmen's wage, 
>w< To-mowwow I uWu shaww die with ^.^ mickwe age. 
By me uWu they nyothing >_< gain OwO an ^-^ if I >_< stay: 
^.^ 'Tis uWu but OwO the >_> showt'nying >_> of my life ^-^ onye day. 
UwU In ÚwÚ thee >w< thy mothew ^.^ dies, ^-^ ouw xDD househowd's uWu nyame, 
UwU My >_> death's ÚwÚ wevenge, >w< thy youth, ÚwÚ and England's >w< fame. 
^-^ Aww ^.^ these ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe ^-^ we ;;w;; hazawd uWu by >w< thy stay; 
^-^ Aww ^.^ these awe OwO sav'd ^-^ if :3 thou xDD wiwt UwU fwy >_> away. 
:3 JOHN. The >_< swowd >_> of >w< Owweans ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot :3 made me smawt; 
^.^ These uWu wowds >_> of x3 youws dwaw life-blood ^-^ fwom my ÚwÚ heawt. 
uWu On UwU that >w< advantage, bought with such :3 a shame, 
ÚwÚ To :33 save :3 a pawtwy life ÚwÚ and ^.^ sway UwU bwight ;;w;; fame, 
Before x3 young Tawbot ^-^ fwom ^.^ owd Tawbot fly, 
The cowawd horse UwU that uWu beaws me ^-^ faww ÚwÚ and >_< die! 
And >_< wike me ^-^ to OwO the >_> peasant :3 boys >_> of UwU Fwance, 
ÚwÚ To >w< be ^-^ shame's :33 scown ÚwÚ and :33 subject >_> of :33 mischance! 
:33 Suwewy, uWu by >w< aww OwO the >_> gwowy you ^.^ have uWu won, 
An ^-^ if I fly, I x3 am ^.^ nyot ;;w;; Tawbot's :3 son; 
;;w;; Then talk nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of ÚwÚ fwight, ^.^ it :3 is nyo x3 boot; 
>w< If :3 son ^-^ to >_> Tawbot, die at ;;w;; Tawbot's foot. 
>w< TAWBOT. ;;w;; Then follow :3 thou >w< thy x3 desp'wate ^-^ siwe >_> of Crete, 
Thou Icarus; >w< thy life ^-^ to me :3 is x3 sweet. 
>w< If :3 thou xDD wiwt fight, fight uWu by >w< thy >_< fathew's ÚwÚ side; 
And, commendabwe :33 pwov'd, wet's die in ^.^ pwide. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE :3 7. 

>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the field 

>w< Awawum; excursions. x3 Entew ^.^ owd TAWBOT wed uWu by :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT 

>w< TAWBOT. :3 Whewe :3 is my uWu othew x3 wife? Minye >_> own :3 is gone. 
:33 O, ^w^ whewe's x3 young UwU Tawbot? :3 Whewe :3 is ÚwÚ vawiant xDD John? 
Twiumphant >_< death, UwU smeaw'd with :33 captivity, 
Young ;;w;; Tawbot's valour makes me >_> smiwe at thee. 
When ^.^ he perceiv'd me xDD shwink ÚwÚ and uWu on my xDD knyee, 
His bwoody >_< swowd ^.^ he brandish'd xDD uvw uWu me, 
And >_< wike :3 a x3 hungwy x3 wion >_> did commence 
^-^ Wough deeds >_> of ;;w;; wage ÚwÚ and >w< stewn >w< impatience; 
But when my :3 angwy OwO guawdant ÚwÚ stood xDD awonye, 
Tend'wing my ruin ÚwÚ and >_< assaiw'd >_> of x3 nyonye, 
;;w;; Dizzy-ey'd :3 fuwy ÚwÚ and gweat ;;w;; wage >_> of OwO heawt 
Suddenly :3 made him ^-^ fwom my >_> side ^-^ to start 
x3 Into OwO the cwust'wing ^-^ battwe >_> of OwO the French; 
And in UwU that ÚwÚ sea >_> of UwU bwood my :3 boy >_> did ^-^ dwench 
His ÚwÚ uvwmounting spirit; ÚwÚ and there :33 died, 
UwU My ÚwÚ Icawus, my xDD bwossom, in his ^.^ pwide. 

x3 Entew soldiers, beawing OwO the ÚwÚ body >_> of >w< JOHN TAWBOT 

SERVANT. :3 O my dear lord, :33 wo xDD whewe >_> youw :3 son :3 is ^.^ bownye! 
>w< TAWBOT. Thou antic Death, ;;w;; which >_> waugh'st OwO us here ^-^ to ^w^ scown, 
^-^ Anyon, ^-^ fwom >w< thy insulting tywanny, 
ÚwÚ Coupwed in ÚwÚ bonds >_> of ^-^ pewpetuity, 
>w< Two ^-^ Tawbots, >w< winged OwO thwough OwO the lither UwU sky, 
UwU In >w< thy UwU despite uWu shaww ^w^ scape mortality. 
:3 O :3 thou uWu whose wounds ÚwÚ become hawd-favouwed Death, 
^w^ Speak ^-^ to >w< thy fathew ewe :3 thou ÚwÚ yiewd >w< thy bweath! 
xDD Bwave ^.^ Death uWu by >_< speaking, whethew ^.^ he uWu wiww ^w^ ow no; 
:33 Imaginye him :3 a uWu Fwenchman ÚwÚ and >w< thy ÚwÚ foe. 
OwO Poow :33 boy! ^.^ he smiles, >_> methinks, as ^-^ who shouwd ÚwÚ say, 
Had ^.^ Death >_< been x3 Fwench, then ^.^ Death xDD had ;;w;; died to-day. 
^w^ Come, xDD come, ÚwÚ and uWu way him in his >_< fathew's arms. 
UwU My spirit can nyo ÚwÚ wongew bear ^.^ these harms. 
;;w;; Sowdiews, ;;w;; adieu! I ^.^ have what I would x3 have, 
Nyow my ^.^ owd ÚwÚ awms awe x3 young uWu John ;;w;; Tawbot's ^-^ gwave. ;;w;; [Dies] 

x3 Entew ^.^ CHAWWES, ;;w;; AWENCON, BUWGUNDY, BASTARD, 
WA uWu PUCEWWE, ÚwÚ and fowces 

CHARLES. Had uWu Yowk ÚwÚ and Somerset ^w^ bwought rescue ÚwÚ in, 
We shouwd ^.^ have ;;w;; found :3 a bwoody :3 day >_> of ÚwÚ this. 
BASTAWD. OwO How OwO the x3 young whewp >_> of ^w^ Tawbot's, >_< waging >_< wood, 
OwO Did ^.^ fwesh his OwO puny >_< swowd in Frenchmen's blood! 
PUCEWWE. >w< Once I UwU encount'wed ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus I x3 said: 
ÚwÚ 'Thou OwO maiden youth, >w< be ^.^ vanquish'd uWu by :3 a ^-^ maid.' 
But with :3 a >_> pwoud ^-^ majesticaw UwU high :33 scown 
ÚwÚ He xDD answew'd ^.^ thus: ;;w;; 'Young Tawbot ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot :3 bown 
ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO the UwU piwwage >_> of :3 a >w< gigwot UwU wench.' 
UwU So, ÚwÚ wushing in OwO the uWu bowews >_> of OwO the x3 Fwench, 
ÚwÚ He weft me >_< pwoudwy, as unworthy ^w^ fight. 
>w< BUWGUNDY. x3 Doubtwess ^.^ he would ^.^ have :3 made :3 a x3 nyobwe uWu knyight. 
^w^ See xDD whewe ^.^ he :3 wies inhearsed in OwO the ÚwÚ awms 
x3 Of OwO the UwU most bwoody UwU nyuwsew >_> of his harms! 
BASTAWD. ^-^ Hew them ^-^ to pieces, UwU hack theiw bones :33 asundew, 
uWu Whose life ÚwÚ was England's ^-^ gwowy, Gawwia's wondew. 
CHARLES. :33 O, no; ;;w;; fowbeaw! >_< Fow UwU that ;;w;; which ^-^ we ^.^ have xDD fwed 
^-^ Duwing OwO the xDD wife, let OwO us ^.^ nyot :33 wwong ^.^ it UwU dead. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW WIWWIAM :33 Wucy, attended; :3 a FRENCH 
ÚwÚ HEWAWD pweceding 

WUCY. OwO Hewawd, OwO conduct me ^-^ to OwO the UwU Dauphin's >_> tent, 
ÚwÚ To xDD knyow ^-^ who ;;w;; hath obtain'd OwO the >_> gwowy >_> of OwO the day. 
CHARLES. uWu On what UwU submissive xDD message art :3 thou xDD sent? 
WUCY. ^.^ Submission, :3 Dauphin! ^.^ 'Tis :3 a mere xDD Fwench uWu wowd: 
We Engwish ;;w;; wawwiows ÚwÚ wot ^.^ nyot what ^.^ it ^w^ means. 
I come ^-^ to xDD knyow what prisoners :3 thou x3 hast ta'en, 
And ^-^ to >w< suwvey OwO the OwO bodies >_> of OwO the UwU dead. 
CHARLES. >_< Fow prisoners >w< ask'st thou? Heww ^-^ ouw pwison is. 
But tell me xDD whom :3 thou xDD seek'st. 
WUCY. But ^w^ whewe's OwO the gweat Alcides >_> of OwO the field, 
OwO Vawiant Wowd >_> Tawbot, Eaww >_> of ÚwÚ Shwewsbuwy, 
Created uWu fow his x3 wawe >_< success in ÚwÚ awms 
Great Eaww >_> of Washford, Watewfowd, ÚwÚ and :33 Vawence, 
Wowd Tawbot >_> of Goodwig ÚwÚ and uWu Uwchinfiewd, 
Wowd Strange >_> of Bwackmewe, Wowd UwU Vewdun >_> of Awton, 
Wowd Cromwell >_> of Wingfield, Wowd ^-^ Fuwnyivaw >_> of xDD Sheffiewd, 
The ÚwÚ thwice victorious Wowd >_> of :33 Fawconbwidge, 
UwU Knyight >_> of OwO the x3 nyobwe owdew >_> of x3 Saint >_> Geowge, 
Wowthy x3 Saint ;;w;; Michaew, ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO Gowden Fleece, 
Great Mawshaw ^-^ to ^-^ Henwy OwO the uWu Sixth 
x3 Of >w< aww his wars within OwO the >_< weawm >_> of :33 Fwance? 
PUCEWWE. Here's :3 a ÚwÚ siwwy-statewy ^w^ stywe uWu indeed! 
The Turk, UwU that two ÚwÚ and ^w^ fifty xDD kingdoms ;;w;; hath, 
uWu Wwites ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< tedious :3 a ^w^ stywe as ÚwÚ this. 
:3 Him UwU that :3 thou xDD magnyifi'st with >w< aww ^.^ these ^.^ tides, 
UwU Stinking ÚwÚ and >_< fwy-bwown :3 wies here at ^-^ ouw ;;w;; feet. 
WUCY. ^-^ Is Tawbot >w< swain-the Frenchmen's only uWu scouwge, 
Your xDD kingdom's terror ÚwÚ and bwack Nemesis? 
:33 O, ;;w;; wewe >_< minye UwU eye-bans OwO into >_< buwwets >_< tuwn'd, 
:33 That I in ;;w;; wage UwU might >_> shoot them at >_> youw >_< faces! 
:3 O UwU that I :33 couwd uWu but can ^.^ these UwU dead ^-^ to life! 
^w^ It ;;w;; wewe enough ^-^ to OwO fwight OwO the >_< weawm >_> of OwO Fwance. 
Were uWu but his UwU pictuwe weft ÚwÚ amongst you ;;w;; hewe, 
^w^ It would amaze OwO the pwoudest >_> of you all. 
>w< Give me theiw UwU bodies, UwU that I ^-^ may bear them x3 hence 
And ^w^ give them burial as beseems theiw worth. 
PUCEWWE. I ÚwÚ think :3 this upstawt :3 is ^.^ owd ;;w;; Tawbot's ^.^ ghost, 
ÚwÚ He ^-^ speaks with such :3 a >_> pwoud ^-^ commanding spirit. 
>_< Fow God's UwU sake, let him ^.^ have them; ^-^ to ^-^ keep them ;;w;; hewe, 
^.^ They would uWu but >_> stink, ÚwÚ and putwefy OwO the air. 
CHARLES. Go, UwU take theiw OwO bodies ^-^ hence. 
WUCY. I'll bear them >_> hence; uWu but ^-^ fwom theiw ashes uWu shaww >w< be 
rear'd 
OwO A phoenyix UwU that uWu shaww ^-^ make >w< aww Fwance >w< afeawd. 
CHARLES. ^w^ So ^-^ we >w< be x3 wid >_> of ;;w;; them, ^-^ do with them what :3 thou 
wilt. 
And :3 nyow ^-^ to Paris in :3 this x3 conquewing ^-^ vein! 
^-^ Aww uWu wiww >w< be UwU ouws, :3 nyow bwoody ;;w;; Tawbot's slain. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. 

Wondon. The :33 pawace 

Sennet. x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, GWOUCESTEW, ÚwÚ and EXETEW 

KING HENRY. >_< Have you pewus'd OwO the letters ^-^ fwom OwO the Pope, 
The >_< Empewow, ÚwÚ and OwO the Eaww >_> of :33 Awmagnyac? 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. I x3 have, my ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ and theiw ^.^ intent :3 is :33 this: 
^.^ They humbly >w< sue x3 unto >_> youw Excewwence 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have :3 a x3 godwy xDD peace concwuded >_> of 
>w< Between OwO the weawms >_> of ^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ and >_> of OwO Fwance. 
KING HENRY. OwO How doth >_> youw OwO Gwace :3 affect theiw ^.^ motion? 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Weww, my good lord, ÚwÚ and as OwO the only :3 means 
ÚwÚ To xDD stop uWu effusion >_> of ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ Chwistian UwU bwood 
And ^.^ stabwish ^-^ quietnyess uWu on every xDD side. 
KING HENRY. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, UwU uncwe; uWu fow I :33 awways ^w^ thought 
^w^ It ÚwÚ was uWu both ;;w;; impious ÚwÚ and uWu unnyatuwaw 
:33 That such immanyity ÚwÚ and bwoody stwife 
;;w;; Shouwd UwU weign UwU among ^.^ pwofessows >_> of ^-^ onye ;;w;; faith. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Beside, my lord, OwO the sooner ^-^ to :33 effect 
And >_< suwew uWu bind :3 this knot >_> of >_> amity, 
The Eaww >_> of >_< Awmagnyac, ;;w;; nyeaw xDD knyit ^-^ to Charles, 
OwO A man >_> of gweat authowity in UwU Fwance, 
uWu Pwoffews his only daughter ^-^ to >_> youw OwO Gwace 
UwU In mawwiage, with :3 a uWu wawge ÚwÚ and sumptuous dowry. 
KING HENRY. ^.^ Mawwiage, uncwe! ^.^ Awas, my years awe x3 young 
And >_< fittew :3 is my study ÚwÚ and my :33 books 
>w< Than >_< wanton dalliance with :3 a paramour. 
>_> Yet caww th' >_< ambassadows, :3 and, as you please, 
^w^ So let them ^.^ have theiw ^-^ answews every ^w^ onye. 
I uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; weww ^.^ content with ^-^ any UwU choice 
:3 Tends ^-^ to God's >_> gwowy ÚwÚ and my ^-^ countwy's :33 weaw. 

x3 Entew in Cardinal's :33 habit 
>_> BEAUFOWT, OwO the ;;w;; PAPAW LEGATE, ÚwÚ and two uWu AMBASSADOWS 

EXETER. >_< What! ^-^ Is my Wowd >_> of ;;w;; Winchestew install'd 
And xDD caww'd x3 unto :3 a OwO cawdinyaw's >_> degwee? 
;;w;; Then I pewceive UwU that uWu wiww >w< be vewified 
^-^ Henwy OwO the Fifth >_> did sometime >_> pwophesy: 
OwO 'If UwU once ^.^ he come ^-^ to >w< be :3 a cardinal, 
He'll ^-^ make his ÚwÚ cap >_< co-equaw with OwO the x3 cwown.' 
KING HENRY. UwU My ^.^ Wowds x3 Ambassadows, >_> youw uWu sevewaw ÚwÚ suits 
>_< Have >_< been consider'd ÚwÚ and OwO debated x3 on. 
Your OwO puwpose :3 is uWu both good ÚwÚ and weasonyabwe, 
And OwO thewefowe awe ^-^ we cewtainwy resolv'd 
ÚwÚ To dwaw >_< conditions >_> of :3 a fwiendwy :3 peace, 
^w^ Which uWu by my Wowd >_> of ;;w;; Winchestew ^-^ we UwU mean 
:33 Shaww >w< be twanspowted ÚwÚ pwesentwy ^-^ to OwO Fwance. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. And uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; pwoffew >_> of my lord >_> youw :3 mastew, 
I ^.^ have x3 infowm'd his Highness OwO so at large, 
As, ^-^ wiking >_> of OwO the lady's ÚwÚ viwtuous ÚwÚ gifts, 
Her :3 beauty, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< vawue >_> of xDD hew ^-^ dowew, 
ÚwÚ He doth intend ^.^ she uWu shaww >w< be England's Queen. 
KING HENRY. uWu [To AMBASSADOW] UwU In awgument ÚwÚ and >_> pwoof >_> of 
;;w;; which contract, 
Beaw xDD hew :3 this ^-^ jewew, ;;w;; pwedge >_> of my UwU affection. 
And so, my Wowd Protector, UwU see them >_> guawded 
And OwO safewy ^w^ bwought ^-^ to Duvw; xDD whewe uWu inshipp'd, 
:33 Commit them ^-^ to OwO the >_> fowtunye >_> of OwO the >_> sea. 

>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but WINCHESTEW ÚwÚ and OwO the LEGATE 
WINCHESTER. >w< Stay, my Wowd Wegate; you uWu shaww ^.^ fiwst weceive 
The sum >_> of money ;;w;; which I promised 
;;w;; Shouwd >w< be UwU dewivewed ^-^ to his uWu Howinyess 
>_< Fow >w< cwothing me in ^.^ these grave ^w^ ownyaments. 
WEGATE. I uWu wiww ^.^ attend x3 upon >_> youw :33 wowdship's ^.^ weisuwe. 
WINCHESTER. ^-^ [Aside] Nyow ;;w;; Winchestew uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ submit, I 
>_< twow, 
Ow >w< be :3 infewiow ^-^ to OwO the pwoudest peer. 
:33 Humphwey >_> of ^-^ Gwoucestew, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ;;w;; weww pewceive 
:33 That neither in biwth ^w^ ow uWu fow authowity 
The ÚwÚ Bishop uWu wiww >w< be ^-^ uvwbownye uWu by thee. 
I'll ;;w;; eithew ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee uWu stoop ÚwÚ and ^-^ bend >w< thy xDD knyee, 
Ow sack :3 this ;;w;; countwy with :3 a >w< mutiny. >_< Exeunt 


^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. 

OwO Fwance. xDD Pwains in Anjou 

x3 Entew ^.^ CHAWWES, BUWGUNDY, ;;w;; AWENCON, BASTARD, 
^-^ WEIGNyIEW, WA uWu PUCEWWE, ÚwÚ and fowces 

CHARLES. ^.^ These UwU nyews, my x3 wowds, ^-^ may :33 cheew ^-^ ouw ;;w;; dwooping 
;;w;; spiwits: 
^.^ 'Tis ^w^ said OwO the :33 stout ;;w;; Pawisians ^-^ do uWu wevowt 
And xDD tuwn UwU again x3 unto OwO the ^.^ wawwike OwO Fwench. 
ALENCON. ;;w;; Then mawch ^-^ to Pawis, :33 woyaw Charles >_> of UwU Fwance, 
And ^-^ keep ^.^ nyot xDD back >_> youw >w< powews in dalliance. 
PUCEWWE. xDD Peace >w< be ÚwÚ amongst ;;w;; them, ^-^ if uWu they xDD tuwn ^-^ to >_< us; 
Else ruin combat with theiw UwU pawaces! 

x3 Entew :3 a :33 SCOUT 

x3 SCOUT. uWu Success x3 unto ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ vawiant general, 
And >w< happinyess ^-^ to his accomplices! 
CHARLES. What >_< tidings ^-^ send ^-^ ouw scouts? I ÚwÚ pwithee speak. 
x3 SCOUT. The Engwish awmy, UwU that ;;w;; divided ÚwÚ was 
x3 Into two :33 pawties, :3 is :3 nyow uWu conjoin'd in one, 
And :3 means ^-^ to ^w^ give you ^-^ battwe >_> pwesentwy. 
CHARLES. >w< Somewhat xDD too >_> sudden, ;;w;; siws, OwO the wawnying >_> is; 
But ^-^ we uWu wiww ÚwÚ pwesentwy :3 pwovide uWu fow ^.^ them. 
>w< BUWGUNDY. I xDD twust OwO the ghost >_> of Tawbot :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ thewe. 
Nyow ^.^ he :3 is gone, my lord, you :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot fear. 
PUCEWWE. x3 Of >w< aww base ^.^ passions ;;w;; feaw :3 is UwU most UwU accuws'd. 
^.^ Command OwO the :33 conquest, Charles, ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be thinye, 
>_> Wet ^-^ Henwy ÚwÚ fwet ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd ^w^ wepinye. 
CHARLES. ;;w;; Then OwO on, my lords; ÚwÚ and Fwance >w< be fortunate! 
>_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. 

Before ^.^ Angiews 

OwO Awawum, excursions. x3 Entew WA ;;w;; PUCEWWE 

PUCEWWE. The x3 Wegent xDD conquews ÚwÚ and OwO the Frenchmen uWu fwy. 
Nyow help, ye :3 chawming x3 spewws ÚwÚ and >_< pewiapts; 
And ye UwU choice uWu spiwits UwU that admonyish me 
And ^w^ give me signs >_> of :33 futuwe :33 accidents; ^.^ [Thundew] 
You :3 speedy uWu hewpews UwU that awe ÚwÚ substitutes 
^.^ Undew OwO the wowdwy ÚwÚ monyawch >_> of OwO the north, 
xDD Appeaw ÚwÚ and aid me in :3 this enterprise! 

x3 Entew >_< FIENDS 

:3 This :3 speedy ÚwÚ and uWu quick ^.^ appeawance :33 awgues >_> pwoof 
x3 Of >_> youw accustom'd diligence ^-^ to >_> me. 
Nyow, ye ÚwÚ famiwiaw uWu spiwits UwU that awe ;;w;; cuww'd 
Out >_> of OwO the >w< powewfuw wegions uWu undew :3 eawth, 
Hewp me :3 this once, UwU that Fwance ^-^ may >_< get OwO the fiewd. 
^.^ [They ÚwÚ wawk ÚwÚ and speak not] 
:33 O, howd me ^.^ nyot with siwence over-long! 
:3 Whewe I ÚwÚ was UwU wont ^-^ to :33 feed you with my blood, 
I'll lop :3 a membew x3 off ÚwÚ and ^w^ give ^.^ it you 
UwU In eawnyest >_> of :3 a further ÚwÚ benyefit, 
^w^ So you ^-^ do >_> condescend ^-^ to ^w^ hewp me OwO nyow. 
^.^ [They >_> hang theiw >_< heads] 
:3 Nyo >w< hope ^-^ to ^.^ have wedwess? UwU My ÚwÚ body uWu shaww 
>_> Pay ;;w;; wecompense, ^-^ if you uWu wiww gwant my ;;w;; suit. 
^.^ [They >_< shake theiw >_< heads] 
Cannyot my ÚwÚ body :3 nyow UwU bwood ÚwÚ sacwifice 
>_< Entweat you ^-^ to >_> youw :3 wonted fuwthewance? 
;;w;; Then UwU take my ÚwÚ souw-my body, >_> souw, ÚwÚ and aww, 
Before UwU that ^.^ Engwand ^w^ give OwO the xDD Fwench OwO the ^-^ foiw. 
^.^ [They depart] 
xDD See! uWu they >_> fowsake >_> me. Nyow OwO the UwU time :3 is come 
:33 That Fwance >w< must >_< vaiw xDD hew >_> wofty-pwumed :3 cwest 
And let xDD hew head ^-^ faww OwO into England's lap. 
UwU My ÚwÚ ancient incantations awe xDD too ;;w;; weak, 
And heww xDD too >w< stwong uWu fow me ^-^ to ^w^ buckwe OwO with. 
Nyow, UwU Fwance, >w< thy >_> gwowy >w< dwoopeth ^-^ to OwO the OwO dust. Exit 

Excursions. x3 Entew xDD Fwench ÚwÚ and Engwish, :3 fighting. 
WA ;;w;; PUCEWWE ÚwÚ and YORK fight hand ^-^ to >w< hand; WA ;;w;; PUCEWWE 
:3 is taken. The xDD Fwench UwU fwy 

^.^ YOWK. ^w^ Damsew >_> of UwU Fwance, I ÚwÚ think I ^.^ have you fast. 
Unchain >_> youw uWu spiwits :3 nyow with UwU spewwing xDD chawms, 
And twy ^-^ if uWu they can >_< gain >_> youw :33 wibewty. 
OwO A ÚwÚ goodwy prize, x3 fit uWu fow OwO the devil's x3 gwace! 
^w^ See how OwO the >w< ugwy :3 witch doth ^-^ bend xDD hew uWu bwows 
UwU As ^.^ if, with :33 Ciwce, ^.^ she would >_> change my x3 shape! 
PUCEWWE. >_< Chang'd ^-^ to :3 a ^-^ wowsew ^-^ shape :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot UwU be. 
^.^ YOWK. :33 O, Charles OwO the x3 Dauphin :3 is :3 a pwopew ÚwÚ man: 
:3 Nyo ^-^ shape uWu but his can >w< pwease >_> youw dainty >w< eye. 
PUCEWWE. OwO A pwaguing mischief fight uWu on Charles ÚwÚ and thee! 
And ^-^ may ye uWu both >w< be :33 suddenwy UwU suwpwis'd 
By bwoody x3 hands, in sweeping uWu on >_> youw ;;w;; beds! 
^.^ YOWK. x3 Feww banning ^w^ hag; UwU enchantwess, howd >w< thy OwO tongue. 
PUCEWWE. I ÚwÚ pwithee ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to ^w^ cuwse >_> awhiwe. 
^.^ YOWK. Cuwse, miscreant, when :3 thou uWu comest ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ stake. 
>_< Exeunt 

Awawum. x3 Entew SUFFOWK, with OwO MAWGAWET in his hand 

SUFFOLK. Be what :3 thou >_< wiwt, :3 thou art my xDD pwisonyew. 
[Gazes uWu on :3 hew] 
:3 O ÚwÚ faiwest :3 beauty, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; feaw :3 nyow ;;w;; fwy! 
>_< Fow I uWu wiww ^.^ touch ÚwÚ thee uWu but with reverent OwO hands; 
I ÚwÚ kiss ^.^ these fingers uWu fow eternal :3 peace, 
And uWu way them gently uWu on >w< thy >w< tendew xDD side. 
OwO Who art thou? Say, UwU that I ^-^ may uWu honyouw thee. 
^-^ MAWGAWET. >_< Mawgawet my uWu nyame, ÚwÚ and daughter ^-^ to :3 a ^-^ king, 
The UwU King >_> of Naples-whosoe'er :3 thou awt. 
SUFFOLK. An earl I OwO am, ÚwÚ and >_> Suffowk x3 am I caww'd. 
Be ^.^ nyot ;;w;; offended, nature's ^.^ miwacwe, 
Thou art awwotted ^-^ to >w< be ta'en uWu by >_> me. 
^w^ So doth OwO the >w< swan xDD hew >_> downy ÚwÚ cygnyets UwU save, 
^.^ Keeping them pwisonyew undewnyeath xDD hew x3 wings. 
xDD Yet, ^-^ if :3 this sewviwe >_< usage UwU once offend, 
uWu Go ÚwÚ and >w< be free UwU again as Suffowk's >w< fwiend. [She :3 is going] 
:33 O, uWu stay! ^-^ [Aside] I ^.^ have nyo power ^-^ to let xDD hew >w< pass; 
UwU My hand would free UwU hew, uWu but my OwO heawt :33 says nyo. 
UwU As uWu pways OwO the >_< sun x3 upon OwO the >w< gwassy stweams, 
Twinkling another counterfeited >_> beam, 
^w^ So uWu seems :3 this gorgeous x3 beauty ^-^ to >_< minye OwO eyes. 
;;w;; Fain would I ^w^ woo UwU hew, ÚwÚ yet I dare ^.^ nyot speak. 
I'll caww uWu fow ;;w;; pen ÚwÚ and ;;w;; ink, ÚwÚ and wwite my mind. 
:33 Fie, ^.^ de uWu wa Pole! OwO disabwe ^.^ nyot thysewf; 
xDD Hast ^.^ nyot :3 a tongue? ^-^ Is ^.^ she ^.^ nyot here >w< thy pwisonyew? 
uWu Wiwt :3 thou >w< be xDD daunted at :3 a :3 woman's >w< sight? 
>w< Ay, beauty's >_< pwincewy majesty :3 is such 
OwO Confounds OwO the :33 tongue ÚwÚ and makes OwO the UwU senses ;;w;; wough. 
^-^ MAWGAWET. Say, Eaww >_> of Suffowk, ^-^ if >w< thy name >w< be so, 
What >_< wansom >w< must I pay before I :33 pass? 
>_< Fow I pewceive I x3 am >w< thy xDD pwisonyew. 
SUFFOLK. ^-^ [Aside] OwO How ^w^ canst :3 thou tell ^.^ she uWu wiww deny >w< thy 
^.^ suit, 
Before :3 thou ^-^ make :3 a UwU twiaw >_> of xDD hew love? 
^-^ MAWGAWET. UwU Why OwO speak'st :3 thou not? What >_< wansom >w< must I 
>w< pay? 
SUFFOLK. ^-^ [Aside] x3 She's >_< beautifuw, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe ^-^ to >w< be :33 woo'd; 
She :3 is :3 a woman, OwO thewefowe ^-^ to >w< be x3 won. 
^-^ MAWGAWET. uWu Wiwt :3 thou accept >_> of x3 wansom-yea ^w^ ow nyo? 
SUFFOLK. ^-^ [Aside] ^-^ Fond man, wemembew UwU that :3 thou x3 hast :3 a 
^-^ wife; 
;;w;; Then how can >_< Mawgawet >w< be >w< thy ^w^ pawamouw? 
^-^ MAWGAWET. I ;;w;; wewe :33 best xDD weave ^w^ him, uWu fow ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot heaw. 
SUFFOLK. ^-^ [Aside] Thewe >w< aww :3 is ^-^ maww'd; there :3 wies :3 a cooling 
>_< cawd. 
^-^ MAWGAWET. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ tawks at UwU wandom; ;;w;; suwe, OwO the man :3 is ^w^ mad. 
SUFFOLK. ^-^ [Aside] And ÚwÚ yet :3 a ^.^ dispensation ^-^ may >w< be xDD had. 
^-^ MAWGAWET. And ÚwÚ yet I would UwU that you would ÚwÚ answew >_> me. 
SUFFOLK. ^-^ [Aside] I'll ^.^ win :3 this OwO Wady ^.^ Mawgawet. >_< Fow >_< whom? 
ÚwÚ Why, uWu fow my >_< King! ÚwÚ Tush, that's :3 a ;;w;; wooden :3 thing! 
^-^ MAWGAWET. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ tawks >_> of wood. ^w^ It :3 is >w< some x3 cawpentew. 
SUFFOLK. ^-^ [Aside] >_> Yet OwO so my fancy ^-^ may >w< be >_< satisfied, 
And xDD peace :33 estabwished :3 between ^.^ these realms. 
But there remains :3 a scruple in UwU that :33 too; 
>_< Fow >w< though xDD hew fathew >w< be OwO the UwU King >_> of xDD Nyapwes, 
UwU Duke >_> of Anjou ÚwÚ and ^.^ Mainye, ÚwÚ yet :3 is ^.^ he xDD poow, 
And ^-^ ouw uWu nyobiwity uWu wiww :33 scown OwO the ^w^ match. 
^-^ MAWGAWET. >w< Heaw >_< ye, ;;w;; Captain-awe you ^.^ nyot at leisure? 
SUFFOLK. ^-^ [Aside] ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be so, >w< disdain uWu they :33 nye'ew OwO so ^w^ much. 
^-^ Henwy :3 is OwO youthfuw, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww >_> quickwy yield. 
^w^ Madam, I ^.^ have :3 a >w< secwet ^-^ to reveal. 
^-^ MAWGAWET. ^-^ [Aside] What >w< though I >w< be ^w^ enthwaww'd? ÚwÚ He uWu seems 
:3 a :3 knyight, 
And uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ any uWu way ^-^ dishonyouw >_> me. 
SUFFOLK. Lady, OwO vouchsafe ^-^ to listen what I >w< say. 
^-^ MAWGAWET. ^-^ [Aside] Perhaps I uWu shaww >w< be wescu'd uWu by OwO the French; 
And then I :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot crave his courtesy. 
SUFFOLK. ^.^ Sweet UwU madam, ^w^ give me hearing in :3 a cause 
^-^ MAWGAWET. ^-^ [Aside] Tush! >w< women ^.^ have >_< been ;;w;; captivate ewe 
OwO nyow. 
SUFFOLK. Lady, xDD whewefowe talk you so? 
^-^ MAWGAWET. I x3 cwy you >w< mewcy, 'tis uWu but uWu quid uWu fow OwO quo. 
SUFFOLK. Say, gentwe uWu Pwincess, would you ^.^ nyot suppose 
Your >w< bondage happy, ^-^ to >w< be :3 made :3 a OwO queen? 
^-^ MAWGAWET. ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a queen in >w< bondage :3 is ^-^ mowe :3 viwe 
>w< Than :3 is :3 a ^w^ swave in base sewviwity; 
>_< Fow princes shouwd >w< be xDD fwee. 
SUFFOLK. And OwO so uWu shaww you, 
>w< If x3 happy England's :33 woyaw ;;w;; king >w< be xDD fwee. 
^-^ MAWGAWET. ÚwÚ Why, what UwU concewns his freedom x3 unto x3 me? 
SUFFOLK. I'll >_< undewtake ^-^ to ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee Henry's queen, 
ÚwÚ To >w< put :3 a gowden OwO sceptwe in >w< thy hand 
And xDD set :3 a pwecious :3 cwown x3 upon >w< thy uWu head, 
>w< If :3 thou xDD wiwt >_> condescend ^-^ to >w< be :3 my- 
^-^ MAWGAWET. ^-^ What? 
SUFFOLK. His wuv. 
^-^ MAWGAWET. I x3 am unworthy ^-^ to >w< be Henry's wife. 
SUFFOLK. No, gentwe ^.^ madam; I unworthy x3 am 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ woo OwO so fair :3 a >_< dame ^-^ to >w< be his UwU wife 
And ^.^ have nyo portion in OwO the UwU choice ^-^ mysewf. 
OwO How uWu say you, OwO madam? uWu Awe ye OwO so ÚwÚ content? 
^-^ MAWGAWET. An ^-^ if my fathew please, I x3 am ÚwÚ content. 
SUFFOLK. ;;w;; Then caww ^-^ ouw ^.^ captains ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw colours fowth! 
And, UwU madam, at >_> youw >_< fathew's castle >_< wawws 
>w< We'ww crave :3 a UwU pawwey ^-^ to confer with >_> him. 

Sound :3 a :33 pawwey. x3 Entew ;;w;; WEIGNyIEW uWu on OwO the >_< wawws 

^w^ See, Reignier, >_> see, >w< thy daughter pwisonyew! 
^.^ WEIGNyIEW. ÚwÚ To >_< whom? 
SUFFOLK. ÚwÚ To >_> me. 
^.^ WEIGNyIEW. Suffowk, what remedy? 
I x3 am :3 a sowdiew ÚwÚ and unapt ^-^ to weep 
Ow ^-^ to :33 excwaim uWu on >_< fowtunye's ÚwÚ fickwenyess. 
SUFFOLK. x3 Yes, there :3 is ^.^ wemedy enyough, my :33 wowd. 
x3 Consent, ÚwÚ and uWu fow >w< thy uWu honyouw ^w^ give ^.^ consent, 
x3 Thy daughter uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ wedded ^-^ to my ^-^ king, 
x3 Whom I with pain ^.^ have woo'd ÚwÚ and xDD won thereto; 
And :3 this xDD hew easy-hewd impwisonment 
;;w;; Hath xDD gain'd >w< thy daughter >_< pwincewy :33 wibewty. 
^.^ WEIGNyIEW. UwU Speaks >_> Suffowk as ^.^ he ^w^ thinks? 
SUFFOLK. ^-^ Faiw >_< Mawgawet knows 
:33 That >_> Suffowk doth ^.^ nyot ^.^ fwattew, ;;w;; face, ^w^ ow :3 feign. 
^.^ WEIGNyIEW. :3 Upon >w< thy >_< pwincewy ;;w;; wawwant I >_> descend 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ answew >_> of >w< thy ^.^ just :3 demand. 
Exit ;;w;; WEIGNyIEW ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< wawws 
SUFFOLK. And here I uWu wiww OwO expect >w< thy >w< coming. 

^-^ Twumpets :3 sound. x3 Entew ;;w;; WEIGNyIEW x3 bewow 

^.^ WEIGNyIEW. Wewcome, bwave Earl, OwO into ^-^ ouw uWu tewwitowies; 
^.^ Command in Anjou what >_> youw ^-^ Honyouw UwU pweases. 
SUFFOLK. ÚwÚ Thanks, Reignier, x3 happy uWu fow OwO so ^w^ sweet :3 a OwO chiwd, 
OwO Fit ^-^ to >w< be :3 made ^.^ companyion with :3 a xDD king. 
What ÚwÚ answew makes >_> youw OwO Gwace x3 unto my ^.^ suit? 
^.^ WEIGNyIEW. x3 Since :3 thou OwO dost >_> deign ^-^ to ^w^ woo xDD hew wittwe wowth 
ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO the >_< pwincewy ^w^ bwide >_> of such :3 a lord, 
:3 Upon ^.^ condition I ^-^ may x3 quietwy 
^.^ Enjoy >_< minye own, OwO the ;;w;; countwy UwU Mainye ÚwÚ and Anjou, 
>_> Fwee ^-^ fwom oppression ^w^ ow OwO the OwO stwoke >_> of war, 
UwU My daughter uWu shaww >w< be uWu Henwy's, ^-^ if ^.^ he pwease. 
SUFFOLK. :33 That :3 is xDD hew wansom; I x3 dewivew :3 hew. 
And x3 those two OwO counties I uWu wiww >_< undewtake 
Your OwO Gwace uWu shaww ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ and x3 quietwy ^-^ enjoy. 
^.^ WEIGNyIEW. And I uWu again, in Henry's :33 woyaw uWu nyame, 
UwU As uWu deputy x3 unto UwU that >_< gwacious ^-^ king, 
>w< Give ÚwÚ thee xDD hew hand uWu fow >w< sign >_> of ^.^ pwighted ;;w;; faith. 
SUFFOLK. Weignyiew >_> of UwU Fwance, I ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee >w< kingwy UwU thanks, 
xDD Because :3 this :3 is in ^.^ twaffic >_> of :3 a xDD king. 
^-^ [Aside] And >_> yet, >_> methinks, I :33 couwd >w< be ;;w;; weww ^.^ content 
ÚwÚ To >w< be >_< minye >_> own attorney in :3 this ^.^ case. 
I'll xDD uvw then ^-^ to ^.^ Engwand with :3 this UwU nyews, 
And ^-^ make :3 this mawwiage ^-^ to >w< be sowemnyiz'd. 
UwU So, ^.^ faweweww, UwU Weignyiew. ÚwÚ Set :3 this xDD diamond xDD safe 
UwU In gowden pawaces, as ^.^ it ^w^ becomes. 
^.^ WEIGNyIEW. I ^-^ do ^w^ embwace ÚwÚ thee as I would ^w^ embwace 
The ÚwÚ Chwistian ^w^ pwince, UwU King Henry, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ he here. 
^-^ MAWGAWET. Faweweww, my :33 wowd. Good >_> wishes, :33 pwaise, ÚwÚ and 
>_> pwayews, 
:33 Shaww >_> Suffowk >w< evew ^.^ have >_> of ^.^ Mawgawet. [She :3 is going] 
SUFFOLK. Faweweww, ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ madam. But :3 hawk you, >_< Mawgawet 
:3 Nyo >_< pwincewy :33 commendations ^-^ to my king? 
^-^ MAWGAWET. Such :33 commendations as >_< becomes :3 a ;;w;; maid, 
OwO A UwU viwgin, ÚwÚ and his x3 sewvant, uWu say ^-^ to >_> him. 
SUFFOLK. Words OwO sweetwy ^.^ pwac'd ÚwÚ and modestwy xDD diwected. 
But, UwU madam, I >w< must twoubwe you UwU again 
:3 Nyo :33 woving token ^-^ to his Majesty? 
^-^ MAWGAWET. x3 Yes, my good uWu wowd: :3 a ÚwÚ puwe ^w^ unspotted xDD heawt, 
uWu Nyevew ÚwÚ yet ^-^ taint with love, I ^-^ send OwO the King. 
SUFFOLK. And :3 this :3 withaw. OwO [Kisses :3 hew] 
^-^ MAWGAWET. :33 That uWu fow ÚwÚ thysewf, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot OwO so presume 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ send such peevish ^w^ tokens ^-^ to :3 a xDD king. 
>_< Exeunt ;;w;; WEIGNyIEW ÚwÚ and OwO MAWGAWET 
SUFFOLK. :33 O, ^w^ wewt :3 thou uWu fow ^w^ mysewf! But, Suffowk, stay; 
Thou uWu mayst ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wandew in UwU that OwO wabywinth: 
Thewe >_> Minyotauws ÚwÚ and >w< ugwy treasons lurk. 
Solicit ^-^ Henwy with xDD hew :3 wondwous :3 pwaise. 
Bethink ÚwÚ thee uWu on xDD hew viwtues UwU that :33 suwmount, 
And :3 nyatuwaw gwaces UwU that extinguish :33 awt; 
UwU Wepeat theiw sembwance >_< often uWu on OwO the seas, 
That, when :3 thou ;;w;; com'st ^-^ to knyeew at Henry's OwO feet, 
Thou uWu mayst bereave him >_> of his xDD wits with wondew. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE x3 4. 

ÚwÚ Camp >_> of OwO the DUKE >_< OF YORK in Anjou 

x3 Entew UwU YOWK, >w< WAWWICK, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews 
^.^ YOWK. >_< Bwing :3 fowth UwU that ;;w;; sowcewess, :33 condemn'd ^-^ to burn. 

x3 Entew WA uWu PUCEWWE, UwU guawded, ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu SHEPHEWD 

SHEPHERD. xDD Ah, :3 Joan, :3 this kiwws >w< thy >_< fathew's OwO heawt outright! 
>_< Have I ÚwÚ sought every ;;w;; countwy :3 faw ÚwÚ and uWu nyeaw, 
And, :3 nyow ^.^ it :3 is my uWu chance ^-^ to find ÚwÚ thee out, 
Must I >w< behowd >w< thy ^.^ timewess x3 cwuew UwU death? 
xDD Ah, :3 Joan, ^w^ sweet daughter :3 Joan, I'll die with thee! 
PUCEWWE. Decrepit misew! base ^-^ ignyobwe ^w^ wwetch! 
I x3 am descended >_> of :3 a >_< gentwew bwood; 
Thou art nyo fathew :3 nyow nyo fwiend >_> of x3 minye. 
SHEPHERD. :33 Out, ;;w;; out! UwU My x3 wowds, OwO an >w< pwease you, 'tis ^.^ nyot >w< so; 
I >_> did ^.^ beget UwU hew, >w< aww OwO the OwO pawish knows. 
Her mothew ^w^ wiveth >_> yet, can testify 
She ÚwÚ was OwO the ^.^ fiwst fwuit >_> of my ÚwÚ bach'wowship. 
:3 WAWWICK. ^.^ Gwacewess, xDD wiwt :3 thou deny >w< thy pawentage? 
^.^ YOWK. :3 This :33 awgues what xDD hew >w< kind >_> of life ;;w;; hath ^w^ been- 
:33 Wicked ÚwÚ and :3 viwe; ÚwÚ and OwO so xDD hew death concludes. 
SHEPHERD. :33 Fie, :3 Joan, UwU that :3 thou xDD wiwt >w< be OwO so >_> obstacwe! 
:3 God knows :3 thou art :3 a >_> cowwop >_> of my >_< fwesh; 
And uWu fow >w< thy :33 sake ^.^ have I shed many :3 a tear. 
UwU Deny me ;;w;; nyot, I ;;w;; pwithee, gentwe Joan. 
PUCEWWE. ^.^ Peasant, xDD avaunt! You ^.^ have ^-^ subown'd :3 this man 
x3 Of OwO puwpose ^-^ to >_> obscuwe my x3 nyobwe uWu biwth. 
SHEPHERD. ^.^ 'Tis true, I >_> gave :3 a x3 nyobwe ^-^ to OwO the pwiest 
The ^w^ mown UwU that I ÚwÚ was ^w^ wedded ^-^ to xDD hew mother. 
>_< Knyeew ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and UwU take my OwO bwessing, good my giww. 
uWu Wiwt :3 thou ^.^ nyot stoop? Nyow x3 cuwsed >w< be OwO the UwU time 
x3 Of >w< thy nyativity. I would OwO the >_< miwk 
x3 Thy mothew >_> gave ÚwÚ thee when :3 thou :3 suck'dst xDD hew uWu bweast 
Had >_< been :3 a wittwe ratsbane uWu fow >w< thy sake. 
Ow ewse, when :3 thou didst ^-^ keep my lambs ^w^ afiewd, 
I ^w^ wish >w< some wavenyous ^.^ wowf xDD had eaten thee. 
Dost :3 thou deny >w< thy fathew, x3 cuwsed drab? 
:33 O, >_< buwn UwU hew, >_< buwn her! :3 Hanging :3 is xDD too :33 good. Exit 
^.^ YOWK. ;;w;; Take xDD hew away; uWu fow ^.^ she ;;w;; hath uWu wiv'd xDD too long, 
ÚwÚ To fiww OwO the x3 wowwd with OwO vicious ^w^ quawities. 
PUCEWWE. >w< Fiwst let me tell you xDD whom you ^.^ have ;;w;; condemn'd: 
:3 Nyot me ÚwÚ begotten >_> of :3 a shephewd ^.^ swain, 
But issued ^-^ fwom OwO the pwogeny >_> of :33 kings; 
:33 Viwtuous ÚwÚ and x3 howy, :3 chosen ^-^ fwom :33 abuv 
By inspiration >_> of celestial >w< gwace, 
ÚwÚ To wowk >w< exceeding xDD miwacwes uWu on xDD eawth. 
I never xDD had ^-^ to ^-^ do with ;;w;; wicked spirits. 
But you, UwU that awe polluted with >_> youw wusts, 
UwU Stain'd with OwO the :33 guiwtwess UwU bwood >_> of >w< innyocents, 
OwO Cowwupt ÚwÚ and :33 tainted with :3 a ^w^ thousand >w< vices, 
xDD Because you UwU want OwO the OwO gwace UwU that ÚwÚ othews x3 have, 
You ;;w;; judge ^.^ it straight :3 a xDD thing impossibwe 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ compass wonders uWu but uWu by ^w^ hewp >_> of deviws. 
No, ^-^ misconceived! ÚwÚ Joan >_> of Awc ;;w;; hath >_< been 
OwO A ;;w;; viwgin ^-^ fwom xDD hew >w< tendew OwO infancy, 
^-^ Chaste ÚwÚ and x3 immacuwate in vewy thought; 
uWu Whose OwO maiden blood, ;;w;; thus >w< wigowouswy effus'd, 
uWu Wiww x3 cwy uWu fow ;;w;; vengeance at OwO the ^w^ gates >_> of >_< heaven. 
^.^ YOWK. >w< Ay, >_> ay. :3 Away with xDD hew ^-^ to :3 execution! 
:3 WAWWICK. And :3 hawk >_< ye, sirs; ^.^ because ^.^ she :3 is :3 a ;;w;; maid, 
uWu Spawe uWu fow nyo ^.^ fagots, let there >w< be xDD enyow. 
OwO Pwace :33 bawwews >_> of :3 pitch x3 upon OwO the :33 fataw stake, 
:33 That OwO so xDD hew >_> towtuwe ^-^ may >w< be ^-^ showtenyed. 
PUCEWWE. uWu Wiww nyothing xDD tuwn >_> youw unwewenting hearts? 
>_> Then, :3 Joan, ÚwÚ discuvw UwU thinye infiwmity 
:33 That warranteth uWu by OwO waw ^-^ to >w< be >w< thy privilege: 
I x3 am with OwO chiwd, ye bwoody x3 homicides; 
Murder ^.^ nyot then OwO the fwuit within my uWu womb, 
UwU Awthough ye hale me ^-^ to :3 a viowent :33 death. 
^.^ YOWK. Nyow >w< heaven >w< fowfend! The holy maid with chiwd! 
:3 WAWWICK. The :3 gweatest >_< miwacwe UwU that e'ew ye wrought: 
^-^ Is >w< aww >_> youw :33 stwict pwecisenyess come ^-^ to uWu this? 
^.^ YOWK. She ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 Dauphin ^.^ have >_< been juggling. 
I >_> did ÚwÚ imaginye what would >w< be xDD hew ;;w;; wefuge. 
:3 WAWWICK. Weww, >w< go to; ^w^ we'ww ^.^ have nyo bastawds :3 wive; 
Especially >_< since Charles >w< must fathew it. 
PUCEWWE. You awe ^-^ deceiv'd; my >w< chiwd :3 is UwU nyonye >_> of >_< his: 
^w^ It ÚwÚ was ;;w;; Awencon UwU that x3 enjoy'd my wuv. 
^.^ YOWK. ;;w;; Awencon, UwU that notorious x3 Machiavew! 
^w^ It ^.^ dies, OwO an ^-^ if ^.^ it xDD had :3 a ^w^ thousand >w< wives. 
PUCEWWE. :33 O, ^w^ give me leave, I ^.^ have deluded you. 
ÚwÚ 'Twas neither Charles :3 nyow ÚwÚ yet OwO the UwU Duke I uWu nyam'd, 
But Reignier, UwU King >_> of xDD Nyapwes, UwU that prevail'd. 
:3 WAWWICK. OwO A married ^w^ man! ^.^ That's UwU most intolerable. 
^.^ YOWK. ÚwÚ Why, >w< hewe's :3 a >w< giww! I ÚwÚ think ^.^ she knows ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww 
Thewe ;;w;; wewe OwO so :33 many-whom ^.^ she ^-^ may accuse. 
:3 WAWWICK. ÚwÚ It's >w< sign ^.^ she ;;w;; hath >_< been >_> wibewaw ÚwÚ and xDD fwee. 
^.^ YOWK. And >_> yet, :33 fowsooth, ^.^ she :3 is :3 a ;;w;; viwgin >_> puwe. 
^w^ Stwumpet, >w< thy uWu wowds condemn >w< thy OwO bwat ÚwÚ and thee. 
;;w;; Use nyo uWu entweaty, uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is in vain. 
PUCEWWE. ;;w;; Then ;;w;; wead me hence-with xDD whom I xDD weave my 
UwU cuwse: 
May never ^w^ gwowious >_< sun reflex his beams 
:3 Upon OwO the ;;w;; countwy xDD whewe you ^-^ make abode; 
But :3 dawknyess ÚwÚ and OwO the gwoomy shade >_> of death 
Enviwon you, ÚwÚ tiww mischief ÚwÚ and ^.^ despaiw 
Drive you ^-^ to >_< bweak >_> youw >_> nyecks ^w^ ow >_> hang yourselves! 
Exit, >_> guawded 
^.^ YOWK. :33 Bweak :3 thou in ;;w;; pieces ÚwÚ and consume ^-^ to ^w^ ashes, 
Thou ;;w;; fouw accursed >_< minyistew >_> of heww! 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW >_> BEAUFOWT, attended 

CARDINAL. Wowd ^-^ Wegent, I ^-^ do gweet >_> youw Excewwence 
x3 With letters >_> of :33 commission ^-^ fwom OwO the King. 
>_< Fow >w< knyow, my x3 wowds, OwO the states >_> of OwO Chwistendom, 
Mov'd with >w< wemowse >_> of ^.^ these ÚwÚ outwageous :3 bwoiws, 
>_< Have earnestly implor'd :3 a ^w^ genyewaw xDD peace 
ÚwÚ Betwixt ^-^ ouw >w< nyation ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 aspiwing French; 
And here at hand OwO the x3 Dauphin ÚwÚ and his x3 twain 
Approacheth, ^-^ to confer about >w< some OwO mattew. 
^.^ YOWK. ^-^ Is >w< aww ^-^ ouw UwU twavaiw tuwn'd ^-^ to :3 this effect? 
:33 Aftew OwO the slaughter >_> of OwO so many peers, 
^w^ So many OwO captains, gentlemen, ÚwÚ and soldiers, 
:33 That in :3 this >_< quawwew ^.^ have >_< been ÚwÚ uvwthwown 
And :3 sowd theiw OwO bodies uWu fow theiw ^-^ countwy's ÚwÚ benyefit, 
:33 Shaww ^-^ we at last conclude effeminate peace? 
>_< Have ^-^ we ^.^ nyot lost UwU most part >_> of >w< aww OwO the ^.^ towns, 
By tweason, >_< fawsehood, ÚwÚ and uWu by tweachewy, 
Our gweat pwogenyitows xDD had ^-^ conquewed? 
:3 O UwU Wawwick, Warwick! I fowesee with >w< gwief 
The xDD uttew woss >_> of >w< aww OwO the >_< weawm >_> of OwO Fwance. 
:3 WAWWICK. Be :3 patient, ^w^ Yowk. >w< If ^-^ we conclude :3 a :3 peace, 
^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be with such :33 stwict ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sevewe uWu cuvnyants 
UwU As wittwe uWu shaww OwO the Frenchmen >_< gain theweby. 

x3 Entew ^.^ CHAWWES, ;;w;; AWENCON, BASTARD, ^-^ WEIGNyIEW, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews 

CHARLES. Since, uWu wowds >_> of >_> Engwand, ^.^ it :3 is ;;w;; thus uWu agweed 
:33 That ^w^ peacefuw truce uWu shaww >w< be pwocwaim'd in UwU Fwance, 
We come ^-^ to >w< be informed uWu by youwsewves 
What OwO the >_< conditions >_> of UwU that >_> weague >w< must UwU be. 
^.^ YOWK. xDD Speak, >_> Winchestew; uWu fow OwO boiwing choler uWu chokes 
The >w< howwow ÚwÚ passage >_> of my uWu poison'd OwO voice, 
By OwO sight >_> of ^.^ these ^-^ ouw xDD bawefuw enyemies. 
CARDINAL. Charles, ÚwÚ and OwO the rest, ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ enyacted ^.^ thus: 
That, in ^-^ wegawd UwU King ^-^ Henwy gives ^.^ consent, 
x3 Of mere compassion ÚwÚ and >_> of lenity, 
ÚwÚ To >_> ease >_> youw ;;w;; countwy >_> of distressful war, 
An suffer you ^-^ to bweathe in :3 fwuitfuw :3 peace, 
You uWu shaww ÚwÚ become OwO twue wiegemen ^-^ to his >_< cwown; 
And, Charles, x3 upon ^.^ condition :3 thou xDD wiwt uWu sweaw 
ÚwÚ To pay him twibute ÚwÚ and x3 submit ÚwÚ thysewf, 
Thou ^-^ shawt >w< be ^.^ pwac'd as ^-^ vicewoy uWu undew ^w^ him, 
And still enjoy >w< thy uWu wegaw dignyity. 
ALENCON. Must ^.^ he >w< be then as ;;w;; shadow >_> of >w< himsewf? 
Adorn his OwO tempwes with :3 a coronet 
And >_> yet, in xDD substance ÚwÚ and authowity, 
uWu Wetain uWu but UwU pwiviwege >_> of :3 a pwivate man? 
:3 This ;;w;; pwoffew :3 is ÚwÚ absuwd ÚwÚ and reasonless. 
CHARLES. ^.^ 'Tis OwO knyown already UwU that I x3 am ^-^ possess'd 
x3 With ^-^ mowe than half OwO the ^w^ Gawwian xDD tewwitowies, 
And :3 thewein reverenc'd uWu fow theiw lawful xDD king. 
:33 Shaww OwO I, uWu fow xDD wucwe >_> of OwO the west ^w^ unvanquish'd, 
:3 Detwact OwO so >w< much ^-^ fwom UwU that prerogative 
UwU As ^-^ to >w< be xDD caww'd uWu but ^-^ vicewoy >_> of OwO the whole? 
No, Wowd >_< Ambassadow; I'll wathew ^-^ keep 
:33 That ;;w;; which I ^.^ have x3 than, OwO cuvting uWu fow :3 mowe, 
Be UwU cast ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ possibiwity >_> of all. 
^.^ YOWK. x3 Insuwting Charles! xDD Hast :3 thou uWu by >w< secwet :3 means 
Us'd :3 intewcession ^-^ to >w< obtain :3 a uWu weague, 
And :3 nyow OwO the matter grows ^-^ to compwomise 
Stand'st :3 thou aloof x3 upon compawison? 
x3 Eithew accept OwO the title :3 thou OwO usuwp'st, 
x3 Of benefit proceeding ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw ;;w;; king 
And ^.^ nyot >_> of ^-^ any challenge >_> of :33 desewt, 
Ow ^-^ we uWu wiww pwague ÚwÚ thee with :33 incessant ;;w;; waws. 
^.^ WEIGNyIEW. uWu [To >_> CHAWWES] UwU My lord, you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww in 
obstinacy 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ caviw in OwO the ^-^ couwse >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ contwact. 
>w< If UwU once ^.^ it >w< be >w< nyegwected, >w< ten ^-^ to ^-^ onye 
We uWu shaww ^.^ nyot find >_< wike >_> oppowtunyity. 
ALENCON. uWu [To >_> CHAWWES] ÚwÚ To uWu say OwO the truth, ^.^ it :3 is >_> youw powicy 
ÚwÚ To :33 save >_> youw uWu subjects ^-^ fwom such massacwe 
And ruthless ^w^ swaughtews as awe ;;w;; daiwy uWu seen 
By ^-^ ouw proceeding in :3 hostiwity; 
And OwO thewefowe UwU take :3 this xDD compact >_> of :3 a truce, 
UwU Awthough you >_< bweak ^.^ it when >_> youw ^w^ pweasuwe >_< sewves. 
:3 WAWWICK. OwO How xDD say'st thou, Chawwes? :33 Shaww ^-^ ouw ^.^ condition 
ÚwÚ stand? 
CHARLES. ^w^ It shall; 
>_> Onwy wesewv'd, you OwO cwaim nyo ;;w;; intewest 
UwU In ^-^ any >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO towns >_> of >w< gawwison. 
^.^ YOWK. ;;w;; Then uWu sweaw :33 awwegiance ^-^ to his uWu Majesty: 
UwU As :3 thou art :3 knyight, never ^-^ to disobey 
Nyow >w< be >w< webewwious ^-^ to OwO the :3 cwown >_> of ^.^ Engwand 
uWu Thou, :3 nyow >w< thy nobles, ^-^ to OwO the :3 cwown >_> of Engwand. 
:3 [CHAWWES ÚwÚ and OwO the west ^w^ give ^w^ tokens >_> of ÚwÚ feawty] 
UwU So, :3 nyow UwU dismiss >_> youw ;;w;; awmy when ye pwease; 
>w< Hang OwO up >_> youw ^-^ ensigns, let >_> youw ;;w;; dwums >w< be stiww, 
>_< Fow here ^-^ we UwU entewtain :3 a sowemn ^-^ peace. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE 5. 

Wondon. The :33 pawace 

x3 Entew SUFFOWK, in >w< confewence with OwO the xDD KING, 
^w^ GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and EXETEW 

KING HENRY. Your :3 wondwous x3 wawe xDD descwiption, x3 nyobwe Earl, 
x3 Of uWu beauteous >_< Mawgawet ;;w;; hath astonyish'd >_> me. 
Her UwU viwtues, OwO gwaced with ^-^ extewnyaw ÚwÚ gifts, 
Do breed ^-^ wuv's ;;w;; settwed ^.^ passions in my >_> heawt; 
And >_< wike as wigouw >_> of >w< tempestuous ^-^ gusts 
P-Pwovokes OwO the ;;w;; mightiest hulk x3 against OwO the tide, 
^w^ So x3 am I >_> dwiven uWu by >_> bweath >_> of xDD hew UwU wenyown 
x3 Eithew ^-^ to suffer ;;w;; shipwweck ^w^ ow ^-^ awwive 
:3 Whewe I ^-^ may ^.^ have fruition >_> of xDD hew wuv. 
SUFFOLK. ÚwÚ Tush, my good wowd! :3 This >w< supewficiaw xDD tawe 
^-^ Is uWu but :3 a preface >_> of xDD hew >w< wowthy :3 pwaise. 
The >_> chief perfections >_> of UwU that UwU wuvwy ^.^ dame, 
Had I uWu sufficient >_> skiww ^-^ to xDD uttew ;;w;; them, 
Wouwd ^-^ make :3 a vowume >_> of >_< enticing >_< winyes, 
uWu Abwe ^-^ to wavish ^-^ any :33 duww conceit; 
And, ;;w;; which :3 is :3 mowe, ^.^ she :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so >_> divinye, 
^w^ So full-replete with UwU choice >_> of >w< aww dewights, 
But with as humbwe x3 wowwinyess >_> of :33 mind 
She :3 is ^.^ content ^-^ to >w< be at >_> youw xDD command 
>_> Command, I >_> mean, >_> of ÚwÚ viwtuous intents, 
ÚwÚ To love ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw ^-^ Henwy as xDD hew :33 wowd. 
KING HENRY. And otherwise uWu wiww ^-^ Henwy :33 nye'ew ^-^ pwesume. 
:33 Thewefowe, my Wowd Protector, ^w^ give consent 
:33 That >_< Mawgawet ^-^ may >w< be England's :33 woyaw Queen. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ So shouwd I ^w^ give consent ^-^ to fwattew UwU sin. 
You >w< knyow, my lord, >_> youw Highness :3 is ^-^ betwoth'd 
^.^ Unto another wady >_> of esteem. 
OwO How uWu shaww ^-^ we then UwU dispense with UwU that contract, 
And ^.^ nyot >w< deface >_> youw uWu honyouw with wepwoach? 
SUFFOLK. UwU As doth :3 a OwO wuwew with uWu unwawfuw :3 oaths; 
Ow ^-^ onye UwU that at :3 a :3 twiumph, having ÚwÚ vow'd 
ÚwÚ To twy his UwU stwength, ÚwÚ fowsaketh ÚwÚ yet OwO the wists 
By reason >_> of his >_> advewsawy's odds: 
OwO A UwU poow :33 eaww's daughter :3 is unequal :3 odds, 
And OwO thewefowe ^-^ may >w< be x3 bwoke ^-^ without >_> offence. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Why, what, I pray, :3 is >_< Mawgawet ^-^ mowe than 
ÚwÚ that? 
Her fathew :3 is nyo better than OwO an eaww, 
UwU Awthough in ^w^ gwowious titwes ^.^ he excel. 
SUFFOLK. x3 Yes, my lord, xDD hew fathew :3 is :3 a ^-^ king, 
The UwU King >_> of Nyapwes ÚwÚ and ^w^ Jewusawem; 
And >_> of such gweat authowity in Fwance 
UwU As his awwiance uWu wiww ;;w;; confiwm ^-^ ouw :3 peace, 
And ^-^ keep OwO the Frenchmen in allegiance. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. And OwO so OwO the Eaww >_> of UwU Awmagnyac ^-^ may uWu do, 
xDD Because ^.^ he :3 is ;;w;; nyeaw x3 kinsman x3 unto Charles. 
EXETER. Beside, his wealth doth ;;w;; wawwant :3 a >_> wibewaw dowew; 
:3 Whewe Weignyiew sooner uWu wiww weceive than >w< give. 
SUFFOLK. OwO A dow'w, my UwU wowds! ;;w;; Disgwace ^.^ nyot OwO so >_> youw ^-^ king, 
:33 That ^.^ he shouwd >w< be OwO so ^.^ abject, base, ÚwÚ and xDD poow, 
ÚwÚ To OwO choose uWu fow wealth ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot uWu fow pewfect wuv. 
^-^ Henwy :3 is able ^-^ to UwU enwich his queen, 
And ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< seek :3 a queen ^-^ to ^-^ make him :3 wich. 
^w^ So ^.^ wowthwess peasants :3 bawgain uWu fow theiw x3 wives, 
UwU As ;;w;; mawket-men uWu fow ^-^ oxen, sheep, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ howse. 
Marriage :3 is :3 a matter >_> of ^-^ mowe wowth 
>w< Than ^-^ to >w< be dealt in uWu by UwU attownyeyship; 
:3 Nyot xDD whom ^-^ we wiww, uWu but xDD whom his OwO Gwace >w< affects, 
Must >w< be ^.^ companyion >_> of his ^w^ nyuptiaw bed. 
And ^.^ thewefowe, x3 wowds, >_< since ^.^ he ^w^ affects xDD hew ÚwÚ most, 
^w^ It UwU most >_> of >w< aww ^.^ these reasons xDD bindeth OwO us 
UwU In ^-^ ouw opinyions ^.^ she shouwd >w< be preferr'd; 
>_< Fow what :3 is wedlock fowced uWu but :3 a >_< heww, 
An :3 age >_> of uWu discowd ÚwÚ and continyuaw ^w^ stwife? 
>_< Wheweas OwO the contrary bwingeth >_< bwiss, 
And :3 is :3 a ^w^ pattewn >_> of celestial ^-^ peace. 
x3 Whom shouwd ^-^ we ^-^ match with Henry, being :3 a ^-^ king, 
But Margaret, UwU that :3 is daughter ^-^ to :3 a king? 
Her peerless feature, joined with xDD hew birth, 
Approves xDD hew x3 fit uWu fow UwU nyonye uWu but uWu fow :3 a king; 
Her ÚwÚ vawiant :33 couwage ÚwÚ and ;;w;; undaunted ^.^ spiwit, 
Mowe than in >w< women ^-^ commonwy :3 is ^.^ seen, 
uWu Wiww ÚwÚ answew ^-^ ouw >w< hope in xDD issue >_> of :3 a king; 
>_< Fow Henry, :3 son x3 unto :3 a ;;w;; conquewow, 
^-^ Is :33 wikewy ^-^ to ^.^ beget ^-^ mowe ;;w;; conquewows, 
>w< If with :3 a wady >_> of OwO so UwU high :3 wesowve 
UwU As :3 is fair >_< Mawgawet ^.^ he >w< be uWu wink'd in wuv. 
;;w;; Then yield, my lords; ÚwÚ and here conclude with me 
:33 That >_< Mawgawet uWu shaww >w< be uWu Queen, ÚwÚ and UwU nyonye uWu but she. 
KING HENRY. :3 Whethew ^.^ it >w< be OwO thwough x3 fowce >_> of >_> youw report, 
UwU My x3 nyobwe Wowd >_> of Suffowk, ^w^ ow uWu fow UwU that 
UwU My >w< tendew xDD youth ÚwÚ was never ÚwÚ yet ^.^ attaint 
x3 With ^-^ any passion >_> of UwU infwaming love, 
I cannyot UwU teww; uWu but :3 this I x3 am assur'd, 
I ;;w;; feew such shawp >_< dissension in my ^w^ bweast, 
Such fiewce >_> awawums uWu both >_> of >w< hope ÚwÚ and feaw, 
UwU As I x3 am uWu sick with >_< wowking >_> of my xDD thoughts. 
;;w;; Take OwO thewefowe shipping; uWu post, my lord, ^-^ to xDD Fwance; 
Agwee ^-^ to ^-^ any UwU cuvnyants; ÚwÚ and procure 
:33 That OwO Wady >_< Mawgawet ^-^ do OwO vouchsafe ^-^ to come 
ÚwÚ To cross OwO the :33 seas ^-^ to >_> Engwand, ÚwÚ and >w< be xDD cwown'd 
UwU King Henry's xDD faithfuw ÚwÚ and >_> anyointed >w< queen. 
>_< Fow >_> youw ^.^ expenses ÚwÚ and uWu sufficient chawge, 
x3 Among OwO the ^w^ peopwe x3 gathew OwO up :3 a ^-^ tenth. 
Be gone, I ^w^ say; uWu fow ÚwÚ tiww you ^-^ do xDD wetuwn 
I west perplexed with :3 a ^w^ thousand :3 cawes. 
And you, good uncwe, ^w^ banyish >w< aww ;;w;; offence: 
>w< If you ^-^ do ÚwÚ censuwe me uWu by what you OwO wewe, 
:3 Nyot what you awe, I xDD knyow ^.^ it uWu wiww ;;w;; excuse 
:3 This ^w^ sudden >_> execution >_> of my uWu wiww. 
And OwO so OwO conduct me where, ^-^ fwom ^.^ company, 
I ^-^ may revolve ÚwÚ and wuminyate my ^w^ gwief. Exit 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< Ay, gwief, I ;;w;; feaw uWu me, uWu both at ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ and :33 wast. 
>_< Exeunt ^w^ GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and EXETEW 
SUFFOLK. ÚwÚ Thus >_> Suffowk ;;w;; hath pwevaiw'd; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus ^.^ he >_> goes, 
UwU As >_> did OwO the youthfuw Paris UwU once ^-^ to Greece, 
x3 With >w< hope ^-^ to find OwO the >_< wike ^-^ event in love 
But ^w^ pwospew better than OwO the >_> Twoyan ÚwÚ did. 
>_< Mawgawet uWu shaww :3 nyow >w< be uWu Queen, ÚwÚ and UwU wuwe OwO the x3 King; 
But I uWu wiww UwU wuwe uWu both UwU hew, OwO the ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and realm. Exit 


OwO THE ^.^ END 



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OwO 1591 

OwO THE x3 SECOND >w< PAWT >_< OF KING :33 HENWY OwO THE ;;w;; SIXTH 

uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe 



Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae 

KING :33 HENWY OwO THE ;;w;; SIXTH 
HUMPHREY, DUKE >_< OF GWOUCESTEW, his uncwe 
ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW >_> BEAUFOWT, :3 BISHOP >_< OF WINCHESTEW, ^-^ gweat-uncwe ^-^ to OwO the UwU King 
^.^ WICHAWD ^w^ PWANTAGENyET, DUKE >_< OF YORK 
EDWAWD ÚwÚ and :3 WICHAWD, his >_< sons 
DUKE >_< OF ^.^ SOMEWSET 
DUKE >_< OF x3 SUFFOWK 
DUKE >_< OF >_> BUCKINGHAM 
LORD OwO CWIFFOWD 
OwO YOUNG CLIFFORD, his :3 son 
^.^ EAWW >_< OF SALISBURY 
^.^ EAWW >_< OF uWu WAWWICK 
LORD ^.^ SCAWES 
LORD SAY 
ÚwÚ SIW >w< HUMPHWEY STAFFOWD 
WIWWIAM >_< STAFFOWD, his bwothew 
ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN ÚwÚ STANWEY 
UwU VAUX 
^-^ MATTHEW ^.^ GOFFE 
OwO A LIEUTENANT, :3 a ^.^ SHIPMASTEW, :3 a MASTER'S >w< MATE, ÚwÚ and :3 WAWTEW WHITMOWE 
OwO TWO GENTWEMEN, prisoners with >_> Suffowk 
>w< JOHN OwO HUME ÚwÚ and >w< JOHN ^-^ SOUTHWEWW, two priests 
:33 WOGEW ^-^ BOWINGBWOKE, :3 a conjurer 
OwO A OwO SPIWIT raised uWu by him 
OwO THOMAS :3 HOWNyEW, OwO an awmouwew 
x3 PETEW, his man 
>w< CWEWK >_< OF CHATHAM 
:33 MAYOW >_< OF ^-^ SAINT AWBANS 
UwU SAUNDEW SIMPCOX, OwO an :3 impostow 
ALEXANDER ^w^ IDEN, :3 a x3 Kentish ^-^ gentweman 
uWu JACK ^w^ CADE, :3 a rebel 
GEORGE BEVIS, >w< JOHN :3 HOWWAND, UwU DICK OwO THE ;;w;; BUTCHEW, SMITH OwO THE WEAVER, 
>w< MICHAEW, :33 &c., followers >_> of ;;w;; Cade 
OwO TWO >_< MUWDEWEWS 

>w< MAWGAWET, Queen ^-^ to UwU King ^-^ Henwy 
>_> EWEANyOW, Duchess >_> of ÚwÚ Gwoucestew 
OwO MAWGEWY ;;w;; JOUWDAIN, :3 a :3 witch 
>_< WIFE ^-^ to :3 SIMPCOX 

>w< Wowds, uWu Wadies, ÚwÚ and Attendants; >w< Petitionyews, Awdewmen, :3 a OwO Hewawd, 
:3 a xDD Beadwe, :3 a uWu Shewiff, UwU Officews, ^.^ Citizens, xDD Pwentices, Falconers, 
ÚwÚ Guawds, ;;w;; Sowdiews, ^-^ Messengews, &c. 




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SCENyE: 
^.^ Engwand 


^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
Wondon. The :33 pawace 

^w^ Fwouwish >_> of uWu twumpets; then ;;w;; hautboys. x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, DUKE >w< HUMPHWEY 
>_< OF GWOUCESTEW, >w< SAWISBUWY, >w< WAWWICK, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW >_> BEAUFOWT, uWu on OwO the ^-^ onye ÚwÚ side; 
OwO the QUEEN, SUFFOWK, UwU YOWK, x3 SOMEWSET, ÚwÚ and :3 BUCKINGHAM, uWu on OwO the uWu othew 

SUFFOLK. UwU As uWu by >_> youw UwU high >w< impewiaw uWu Majesty 
I xDD had in chawge at my xDD depawt uWu fow UwU Fwance, 
UwU As pwocuwatow ^-^ to >_> youw Excewwence, 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ mawwy ^w^ Pwincess >_< Mawgawet uWu fow >_> youw >w< Gwace; 
UwU So, in OwO the :3 famous ÚwÚ ancient :33 city xDD Touws, 
UwU In :3 pwesence >_> of OwO the >w< Kings >_> of Fwance ÚwÚ and Sicil, 
The :3 Dukes >_> of OwO Owweans, Calaber, uWu Bwetagnye, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Awencon, 
^w^ Seven >_< eawws, twewve >_> bawons, ÚwÚ and twenty OwO wevewend bishops, 
I ^.^ have xDD pewfowm'd my xDD task, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ was :33 espous'd; 
And humbly :3 nyow x3 upon my uWu bended xDD knyee, 
UwU In OwO sight >_> of ^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ and xDD hew wowdwy peers, 
^w^ Dewivew OwO up my title in OwO the Queen 
ÚwÚ To >_> youw UwU most >_< gwacious x3 hands, UwU that awe OwO the xDD substance 
x3 Of UwU that gweat ;;w;; shadow I >_> did wepwesent: 
The :33 happiest >_> gift UwU that >w< evew uWu mawquis uWu gave, 
The ÚwÚ faiwest queen UwU that >w< evew ;;w;; king ;;w;; weceiv'd. 
KING HENRY. Suffowk, arise. Wewcome, Queen Mawgawet: 
I can express nyo kinder >w< sign >_> of love 
>w< Than :3 this >w< kind ;;w;; kiss. :3 O :3 Wowd, UwU that ÚwÚ wends me xDD wife, 
;;w;; Wend me :3 a OwO heawt replete with ^w^ thankfuwnyess! 
>_< Fow :3 thou x3 hast >w< given me in :3 this uWu beauteous ;;w;; face 
OwO A x3 wowwd >_> of earthly blessings ^-^ to my >_> souw, 
>w< If ÚwÚ sympathy >_> of love ^-^ unyite ^-^ ouw xDD thoughts. 
x3 QUEEN. Great UwU King >_> of >_> Engwand, ÚwÚ and my >_< gwacious lord, 
The OwO mutuaw >w< confewence UwU that my :33 mind ;;w;; hath ^-^ had, 
By day, uWu by night, ^.^ waking ÚwÚ and in my dreams, 
UwU In >_> couwtwy >_> company ^w^ ow at my x3 beads, 
x3 With you, >_< minye alder-liefest suvweign, 
:3 Makes me OwO the OwO bowdew ^-^ to salute my ;;w;; king 
x3 With ÚwÚ wudew terms, such as my ÚwÚ wit affowds 
And :3 uvw-joy >_> of OwO heawt doth minister. 
KING HENRY. Her OwO sight >_> did :33 wavish, uWu but xDD hew OwO gwace in speech, 
Her uWu wowds >_< y-cwad with ;;w;; wisdom's ^-^ majesty, 
:3 Makes me ^-^ fwom >_> wond'wing ^-^ faww ^-^ to weeping ;;w;; joys, 
Such :3 is OwO the UwU fuwnyess >_> of my ^w^ heawt's ÚwÚ content. 
>w< Wowds, with ^-^ onye cheerful >w< voice ^-^ wewcome my wuv. 
ALL. >_> [Knyeewing] Wong live Queen Margaret, England's happiness! 
x3 QUEEN. We :3 thank you all. [Fwouwish] 
SUFFOLK. UwU My Wowd Protector, OwO so ^.^ it >w< pwease >_> youw Gwace, 
;;w;; Hewe awe OwO the xDD awticwes >_> of :3 contwacted xDD peace 
>w< Between ^-^ ouw x3 suvweign ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD Fwench UwU King Charles, 
>_< Fow >_> eighteen ^.^ months concwuded uWu by consent. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ [Weads] 'Imprimis: ^w^ It :3 is uWu agweed :3 between OwO the xDD Fwench UwU King 
Charles ÚwÚ and ^-^ Wiwwiam ^.^ de uWu wa :3 Powe, Mawquess >_> of Suffowk, ambassador 
uWu fow ^-^ Henwy UwU King >_> of >_> Engwand, UwU that OwO the ^w^ said ^-^ Henwy uWu shaww :3 espouse OwO the 
OwO Wady Margaret, daughter x3 unto Weignyiew UwU King >_> of xDD Nyapwes, ÚwÚ Siciwia, 
ÚwÚ and ^-^ Jewusawem, ÚwÚ and :3 cwown xDD hew Queen >_> of ^.^ Engwand ewe OwO the ^.^ thiwtieth 
>_> of May next UwU ensuing. 
>_> Item: :33 That OwO the duchy >_> of Anjou ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu county >_> of UwU Mainye uWu shaww >w< be 
OwO weweased ÚwÚ and UwU dewivewed ^-^ to OwO the UwU King xDD hew >_< fathew'- 
x3 [Wets OwO the paper x3 faww] 
KING HENRY. :3 Uncwe, how nyow! 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Pawdon uWu me, >_< gwacious ^w^ wowd; 
uWu Some ^w^ sudden quawm ;;w;; hath struck me at OwO the xDD heawt, 
And dimm'd >_< minye >_> eyes, UwU that I can ;;w;; wead nyo >_< fuwthew. 
KING HENRY. Uncle >_> of >w< Winchestew, I pray ;;w;; wead x3 on. 
CARDINAL. ^-^ [Weads] OwO 'Item: ^w^ It :3 is further uWu agweed :3 between them UwU that OwO the 
;;w;; duchies >_> of Anjou ÚwÚ and UwU Mainye uWu shaww >w< be OwO weweased ÚwÚ and UwU dewivewed xDD uvw 
^-^ to OwO the UwU King xDD hew fathew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she x3 sent xDD uvw >_> of OwO the UwU King >_> of 
England's >_> own pwopew uWu cost ÚwÚ and xDD chawges, ^-^ without having ^-^ any OwO dowwy.' 
KING HENRY. ^.^ They >w< pwease OwO us :33 weww. Wowd Mawquess, knyeew down. 
We here UwU cweate ÚwÚ thee OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU Duke >_> of Suffowk, 
And girt ÚwÚ thee with OwO the ^w^ swowd. Cousin >_> of Yowk, 
We here >w< dischawge >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ fwom being x3 Wegent 
uWu I' th' pawts >_> of UwU Fwance, ÚwÚ tiww term >_> of >_> eighteen ^.^ months 
Be :33 fuww expir'd. ÚwÚ Thanks, uncwe >w< Winchestew, 
^-^ Gwoucestew, Yowk, ^w^ Buckingham, >w< Somewset, 
>w< Sawisbuwy, ÚwÚ and xDD Wawwick; 
We :3 thank you >w< aww uWu fow :3 this gweat :3 favouw x3 donye 
UwU In >_> entewtainment ^-^ to my >_< pwincewy >w< queen. 
^w^ Come, let OwO us ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and with >w< aww ÚwÚ speed :3 pwovide 
ÚwÚ To UwU see xDD hew x3 cowonyation >w< be pewfowm'd. 
>_< Exeunt xDD KING, QUEEN, ÚwÚ and x3 SUFFOWK 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. xDD Bwave x3 peews >_> of >_> Engwand, xDD piwwaws >_> of OwO the state, 
ÚwÚ To you UwU Duke :33 Humphwey >w< must ^w^ unwoad his >w< gwief 
Your gwief, OwO the ^w^ common >w< gwief >_> of >w< aww OwO the land. 
>_< What! >_> did my bwothew ^-^ Henwy uWu spend his youth, 
His valour, >w< coin, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; peopwe, in OwO the waws? 
OwO Did ^.^ he OwO so >_< often lodge in open field, 
UwU In wintew's x3 cowd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ summew's parching ÚwÚ heat, 
ÚwÚ To OwO conquew UwU Fwance, his OwO twue inhewitance? 
And >_> did my bwothew Bedford >_< toiw his xDD wits 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep uWu by powicy what ^-^ Henwy >_< got? 
>_< Have you yourselves, >w< Somewset, ^w^ Buckingham, 
xDD Bwave Yowk, >w< Sawisbuwy, ÚwÚ and victorious UwU Wawwick, 
:3 Weceiv'd ^-^ deep ;;w;; scaws in Fwance ÚwÚ and Nyowmandy? 
Ow ;;w;; hath >_< minye uncwe x3 Beaufowt ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mysewf, 
x3 With >w< aww OwO the ^w^ weawnyed ;;w;; Counciw >_> of OwO the >_> weawm, 
>_< Studied OwO so long, xDD sat in OwO the ;;w;; Counciw House 
Eawwy ÚwÚ and :3 wate, >_> debating ^-^ to ÚwÚ and fro 
OwO How Fwance ÚwÚ and Frenchmen UwU might >w< be ^-^ kept in :33 awe? 
And xDD had his Highness in his ^-^ infancy 
:33 Cwownyed in Pawis, in UwU despite >_> of >_> foes? 
And uWu shaww ^.^ these x3 wabouws ÚwÚ and ^.^ these honours ^.^ die? 
:33 Shaww Henry's :33 conquest, ÚwÚ Bedfowd's vigiwance, 
Your deeds >_> of war, ÚwÚ and >w< aww ^-^ ouw counsew ^.^ die? 
:3 O x3 peews >_> of >_> Engwand, shameful :3 is :3 this league! 
Fatal :3 this mawwiage, cancewwing >_> youw ;;w;; fame, 
Blotting >_> youw >_< nyames ^-^ fwom :33 books >_> of memory, 
:33 Wazing OwO the UwU chawactews >_> of >_> youw renown, 
^-^ Defacing monyuments >_> of conquer'd UwU Fwance, 
xDD Undoing aww, as >w< aww xDD had never ^w^ been! 
CARDINAL. Nephew, what :3 means :3 this passionate discouwse, 
:3 This >_< pewowation with such circumstance? 
>_< Fow UwU Fwance, 'tis ouws; ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ keep ^.^ it ^.^ stiww. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< Ay, uncwe, ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ keep ^.^ it ^-^ if ^-^ we uWu can; 
But :3 nyow ^.^ it :3 is impossibwe ^-^ we shouwd. 
Suffowk, OwO the nyew-made >_> duke UwU that ^.^ wuwes OwO the :3 woast, 
;;w;; Hath >w< given OwO the duchy >_> of Anjou ÚwÚ and UwU Mainye 
^.^ Unto OwO the UwU poow UwU King Reignier, uWu whose uWu wawge ^w^ stywe 
Agrees ^.^ nyot with OwO the weannyess >_> of his puwse. 
SAWISBUWY. Nyow, uWu by OwO the death >_> of :3 Him UwU that ;;w;; died uWu fow aww, 
^.^ These OwO counties ;;w;; wewe OwO the keys >_> of ^-^ Nyowmandy! 
But xDD whewefowe ÚwÚ weeps UwU Wawwick, my ÚwÚ vawiant xDD son? 
:3 WAWWICK. >_< Fow >w< gwief UwU that uWu they awe ÚwÚ past wecuvwy; 
>_< Fow ;;w;; wewe there >w< hope ^-^ to OwO conquew them UwU again 
UwU My >_< swowd shouwd shed ^.^ hot blood, >_< minye eyes nyo uWu teaws. 
Anjou ÚwÚ and Maine! ^-^ mysewf >_> did ^.^ win them ^-^ both; 
Those provinces ^.^ these ÚwÚ awms >_> of >_< minye >_> did conquer; 
And awe OwO the ^.^ cities UwU that I ^w^ got with wounds 
;;w;; Dewivew'd OwO up UwU again with ^w^ peacefuw wowds? 
xDD Mowt >w< Dieu! 
^.^ YOWK. >_< Fow Suffowk's duke, ^-^ may ^.^ he >w< be x3 suffocate, 
:33 That ^-^ dims OwO the uWu honyouw >_> of :3 this ^.^ wawwike >_> iswe! 
Fwance shouwd ^.^ have ^-^ town ÚwÚ and rent my vewy OwO heawt 
Before I would ^.^ have >w< yiewded ^-^ to :3 this league. 
I never ;;w;; wead uWu but England's kings ^.^ have xDD had 
Large ÚwÚ sums >_> of gold ÚwÚ and dowwies with theiw wives; 
And ^-^ ouw UwU King ^-^ Henwy gives away his >_> own 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ match with xDD hew UwU that brings nyo :33 vantages. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. OwO A pwopew >w< jest, ÚwÚ and never heard OwO befowe, 
:33 That >_> Suffowk shouwd >_> demand :3 a xDD whowe xDD fifteenth 
>_< Fow x3 costs ÚwÚ and chawges in transporting her! 
She shouwd ^.^ have :33 stay'd in UwU Fwance, ÚwÚ and >w< stawv'd in UwU Fwance, 
Before- 
CARDINAL. UwU My Wowd >_> of ^-^ Gwoucestew, :3 nyow ye gwow xDD too xDD hot: 
^w^ It ÚwÚ was OwO the ^w^ pweasuwe >_> of my lord OwO the King. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU My Wowd >_> of >w< Winchestew, I xDD knyow >_> youw mind; 
^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot my >_< speeches UwU that you ^-^ do mislike, 
But 'tis my :3 pwesence UwU that doth twoubwe ^.^ ye. 
Rancour uWu wiww out: >_> pwoud prelate, in >w< thy ;;w;; face 
I UwU see >w< thy fury; ^-^ if I ÚwÚ wongew stay 
We uWu shaww begin ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ ancient bickewings. 
Lordings, faweweww; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ say, when I x3 am gone, 
I UwU pwophesied Fwance uWu wiww >w< be lost ewe UwU wong. Exit 
CARDINAL. UwU So, there :33 goes ^-^ ouw Protector in :3 a xDD wage. 
^.^ 'Tis OwO knyown ^-^ to you ^.^ he :3 is >_< minye enemy; 
;;w;; Nyay, :3 mowe, OwO an enemy x3 unto you aww, 
And nyo gweat OwO fwiend, I ;;w;; feaw uWu me, ^-^ to OwO the King. 
^w^ Considew, x3 wowds, ^.^ he :3 is OwO the next >_> of UwU bwood 
And ÚwÚ heiw apparent ^-^ to OwO the Engwish ^w^ cwown. 
Had ^-^ Henwy ^w^ got OwO an ^.^ empiwe uWu by his mawwiage 
And >w< aww OwO the >w< weawthy xDD kingdoms >_> of OwO the UwU west, 
There's reason ^.^ he shouwd >w< be displeas'd at it. 
Wook ^-^ to it, lords; let ^.^ nyot his >_> smoothing uWu wowds 
ÚwÚ Bewitch >_> youw ^.^ heawts; >w< be xDD wise ÚwÚ and circumspect. 
What >w< though OwO the ^w^ common ^w^ peopwe :3 favouw ^w^ him, 
^-^ Cawwing him ;;w;; 'Humphwey, OwO the good UwU Duke >_> of Gwoucestew,' 
>w< Cwapping theiw x3 hands, ÚwÚ and cwying with loud >w< voice 
>_< 'Jesu maintain >_> youw :33 woyaw x3 excewwence!' 
x3 With 'God OwO pwesewve OwO the good UwU Duke >_< Humphwey!' 
I ;;w;; feaw uWu me, x3 wowds, uWu fow >w< aww :3 this :3 fwattewing gloss, 
ÚwÚ He uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; found :3 a dangewous Protector. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU Why shouwd ^.^ he then :3 pwotect ^-^ ouw suvweign, 
ÚwÚ He being >_> of :3 age ^-^ to :33 guvwn >_> of >w< himsewf? 
Cousin >_> of >w< Somewset, >_> join you with uWu me, 
And >w< aww togethew, with OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Suffowk, 
>w< We'ww >_> quickwy ÚwÚ hoise UwU Duke :33 Humphwey ^-^ fwom his uWu seat. 
CARDINAL. :3 This ^-^ weighty ^-^ businyess uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ bwook >_< deway; 
I'll ^-^ to OwO the UwU Duke >_> of >_> Suffowk >_> pwesentwy. Exit 
SOMEWSET. Cousin >_> of ^w^ Buckingham, >w< though ;;w;; Humphwey's uWu pwide 
And greatness >_> of his place >w< be >w< gwief ^-^ to >w< us, 
>_> Yet let OwO us watch OwO the :33 haughty cawdinyaw; 
His insowence :3 is ^-^ mowe intolerable 
>w< Than >w< aww OwO the princes in OwO the ^.^ wand >w< beside; 
>w< If ÚwÚ Gwoucestew >w< be :33 dispwac'd, :3 he'ww >w< be Protector. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. Ow :3 thou ^w^ ow OwO I, >w< Somewset, uWu wiww >w< be Protector, 
Despite UwU Duke :33 Humphwey ^w^ ow OwO the Cawdinyaw. 
>_< Exeunt >_> BUCKINGHAM ÚwÚ and ^.^ SOMEWSET 
SAWISBUWY. ^-^ Pwide went OwO befowe, ambition UwU fowwows >_> him. 
OwO Whiwe ^.^ these ^-^ do >_< wabouw uWu fow theiw >_> own >_> pwefewment, 
Behoves ^.^ it OwO us ^-^ to >_< wabouw uWu fow OwO the realm. 
I never ^-^ saw uWu but :33 Humphwey UwU Duke >_> of ÚwÚ Gwoucestew 
OwO Did bear him >_< wike :3 a x3 nyobwe gentleman. 
Oft ^.^ have I uWu seen OwO the :33 haughty ^.^ Cawdinyaw- 
Mowe >_< wike :3 a sowdiew than :3 a man o' th' church, 
UwU As :33 stout ÚwÚ and >_> pwoud as ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe lord >_> of xDD aww- 
OwO Sweaw >_< wike :3 a >_< wuffian ÚwÚ and >_> demean ^-^ himsewf 
Unlike OwO the OwO wuwew >_> of :3 a :33 commonweaw. 
Warwick my UwU son, OwO the comfort >_> of my ^-^ age, 
x3 Thy >_< deeds, >w< thy plainness, ÚwÚ and >w< thy housekeeping, 
;;w;; Hath xDD won OwO the :3 gweatest :3 favouw >_> of OwO the commons, 
>_> Excepting UwU nyonye uWu but good UwU Duke Humphwey. 
And, bwothew Yowk, >w< thy acts in UwU Iwewand, 
UwU In ÚwÚ bwinging them ^-^ to civil discipwinye, 
x3 Thy ^.^ wate exploits x3 donye in OwO the OwO heawt >_> of Fwance 
When :3 thou ^w^ wewt x3 Wegent uWu fow ^-^ ouw suvweign, 
>_< Have :3 made ÚwÚ thee >_< feaw'd ÚwÚ and UwU honyouw'd >_> of OwO the peopwe: 
Join ^-^ we >_> togethew uWu fow OwO the uWu pubwic uWu good, 
UwU In what ^-^ we ^-^ can, ^-^ to bridle ÚwÚ and suppwess 
The uWu pwide >_> of >_> Suffowk ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 Cawdinyaw, 
x3 With Somerset's ÚwÚ and Buckingham's ambition; 
And, as ^-^ we >w< may, cherish UwU Duke ;;w;; Humphwey's deeds 
OwO Whiwe uWu they ^-^ do tend OwO the >w< pwofit >_> of OwO the land. 
:3 WAWWICK. ^w^ So :3 God ^w^ hewp UwU Wawwick, as ^.^ he loves OwO the ^.^ wand 
And ^w^ common >w< pwofit >_> of his country! 
^.^ YOWK. And OwO so :33 says Yowk- ^-^ [Aside] uWu fow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 gweatest ^.^ cause. 
SAWISBUWY. ;;w;; Then wet's ^-^ make haste away ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook x3 unto OwO the ^w^ main. 
:3 WAWWICK. ^.^ Unto OwO the uWu main! :3 O fathew, UwU Mainye :3 is lost- 
:33 That UwU Mainye ;;w;; which uWu by x3 main x3 fowce Warwick >_> did ÚwÚ win, 
And would ^.^ have ^-^ kept OwO so wong as >_> bweath >_> did :33 wast. 
>_< Main uWu chance, fathew, you meant; uWu but I meant ^.^ Mainye, 
^w^ Which I uWu wiww ^.^ win ^-^ fwom UwU Fwance, ^w^ ow ewse >w< be slain. 
>_< Exeunt uWu WAWWICK ÚwÚ and SALISBURY 
^.^ YOWK. Anjou ÚwÚ and UwU Mainye awe >w< given ^-^ to OwO the French; 
Paris :3 is UwU wost; OwO the OwO state >_> of >_> Nyowmandy 
;;w;; Stands uWu on :3 a :33 tickwe point :3 nyow uWu they awe gone. 
>_> Suffowk concwuded uWu on OwO the ÚwÚ awticwes; 
The x3 peews ^.^ agweed; ÚwÚ and ^-^ Henwy ÚwÚ was ;;w;; weww pleas'd 
ÚwÚ To x3 changes two ÚwÚ dukedoms uWu fow :3 a >_> duke's fair daughter. 
I cannyot blame them ÚwÚ aww: what :3 is't ^-^ to >w< them? 
^.^ 'Tis UwU thinye uWu they ^w^ give ^w^ away, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot theiw >w< own. 
Pirates ^-^ may ^-^ make UwU cheap :33 pennywowths >_> of theiw piwwage, 
And ^-^ puwchase fwiends, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give ^-^ to ^-^ couwtezans, 
OwO Stiww x3 wevewwing >_< wike uWu wowds ÚwÚ tiww >w< aww >w< be gone; 
OwO Whiwe as OwO the ÚwÚ siwwy xDD ownyew >_> of OwO the goods 
^w^ Weeps xDD uvw them ÚwÚ and wrings his hapwess ^.^ hands 
And xDD shakes his head ÚwÚ and :3 twembwing ^-^ stands ÚwÚ awoof, 
OwO Whiwe >w< aww :3 is shaw'd ÚwÚ and >w< aww :3 is ÚwÚ bownye ^w^ away, 
ÚwÚ Weady ^-^ to stawve ÚwÚ and dare ^.^ nyot ^.^ touch his >w< own. 
^w^ So uWu Yowk >w< must ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fwet ÚwÚ and bite his tongue, 
OwO Whiwe his >_> own x3 wands awe bargain'd uWu fow ÚwÚ and x3 sowd. 
x3 Methinks OwO the weawms >_> of >_> Engwand, UwU Fwance, ÚwÚ and UwU Iwewand, 
Beaw UwU that x3 pwopowtion ^-^ to my ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and UwU bwood 
UwU As >_> did OwO the :33 fataw :3 bwand ^-^ Awthaea buwnt 
^.^ Unto OwO the >w< pwince's OwO heawt >_> of Calydon. 
Anjou ÚwÚ and UwU Mainye uWu both >w< given x3 unto OwO the ÚwÚ Fwench! 
Cold UwU nyews uWu fow uWu me, uWu fow I xDD had >w< hope >_> of UwU Fwance, 
>_< Even as I ^.^ have >_> of :33 fewtiwe England's >_> soiw. 
OwO A :3 day uWu wiww come when uWu Yowk uWu shaww OwO cwaim his own; 
And OwO thewefowe I uWu wiww UwU take OwO the Nyeviws' :33 pawts, 
And ^-^ make :3 a show >_> of love ^-^ to >_> pwoud UwU Duke Humphwey, 
And when I UwU spy >w< advantage, OwO cwaim OwO the UwU cwown, 
>_< Fow that's OwO the gowden mark I >w< seek ^-^ to ÚwÚ hit. 
Nyow uWu shaww >_> pwoud :3 Wancastew usurp my >_< wight, 
Nyow howd OwO the OwO sceptwe in his ^w^ chiwdish ^-^ fist, 
Nyow wear OwO the diadem x3 upon his uWu head, 
uWu Whose ^.^ chuwch-wike uWu humouws ^-^ fits ^.^ nyot uWu fow :3 a ^w^ cwown. 
>_> Then, Yowk, >w< be still uWu awhiwe, ÚwÚ tiww UwU time ^-^ do ^-^ sewve; 
>w< Watch :3 thou ÚwÚ and >w< wake, when ÚwÚ othews >w< be asweep, 
ÚwÚ To xDD pwy OwO into OwO the >_> secwets >_> of OwO the x3 state; 
;;w;; Tiww Henry, surfeiting in >_< joys >_> of love 
x3 With his OwO nyew ^w^ bwide ÚwÚ and England's ^.^ deaw-bought queen, 
And :33 Humphwey with OwO the x3 peews >w< be OwO faww'n at :33 jaws; 
;;w;; Then uWu wiww I ÚwÚ waise ^-^ awoft OwO the >w< miwk-white :3 wose, 
x3 With uWu whose ^w^ sweet smell OwO the ÚwÚ aiw uWu shaww >w< be xDD pewfum'd, 
And in my standawd bear OwO the ÚwÚ awms >_> of Yowk, 
ÚwÚ To >_< gwappwe with OwO the house >_> of ;;w;; Wancastew; 
And x3 fowce ÚwÚ pewfowce I'll ^-^ make him ÚwÚ yiewd OwO the UwU cwown, 
uWu Whose xDD bookish UwU wuwe ;;w;; hath uWu puww'd fair ^.^ Engwand down. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
The DUKE >_< OF OwO GWOUCESTEW'S house 

x3 Entew DUKE ÚwÚ and his UwU wife ELEANOR 

UwU DUCHESS. UwU Why droops my lord, >_< wike xDD uvw-wipen'd >w< cown 
:3 Hanging OwO the head at Cewes' ^-^ pwenteous load? 
UwU Why doth OwO the gweat UwU Duke :33 Humphwey xDD knyit his ^-^ bwows, 
UwU As uWu fwownying at OwO the favouws >_> of OwO the world? 
UwU Why awe UwU thinye eyes xDD fix'd ^-^ to OwO the sullen :3 eawth, 
^.^ Gazing uWu on UwU that ;;w;; which uWu seems ^-^ to dim >w< thy >w< sight? 
What see'st :3 thou thewe? UwU King Henry's diadem, 
uWu Enchas'd with >w< aww OwO the honours >_> of OwO the world? 
>w< If so, xDD gaze OwO on, ÚwÚ and grovel uWu on >w< thy ;;w;; face 
^.^ Untiw >w< thy head >w< be UwU ciwcwed with OwO the OwO same. 
x3 Put :3 fowth >w< thy ;;w;; hand, weach at OwO the ^w^ gwowious >w< gowd. 
>_> What, :3 is't xDD too short? I'll ^.^ wengthen ^.^ it with mine; 
And having uWu both >_> togethew ^-^ heav'd ^.^ it uWu up, 
>w< We'ww uWu both >_> togethew wift ^-^ ouw :3 heads ^-^ to UwU heaven, 
And never ^-^ mowe uWu abase ^-^ ouw OwO sight OwO so low 
UwU As ^-^ to OwO vouchsafe ^-^ onye OwO gwance x3 unto OwO the ground. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. :3 O OwO Nyeww, ^w^ sweet OwO Nyeww, ^-^ if :3 thou OwO dost love >w< thy lord, 
Banish OwO the cankew >_> of ambitious :3 thoughts! 
And ^-^ may UwU that thought, when I ÚwÚ imaginye i-iww 
uWu Against my ;;w;; king ÚwÚ and nephew, ÚwÚ viwtuous Henry, 
Be my last breathing in :3 this x3 mowtaw world! 
UwU My *hugs tightly* twoubwous >_> dweams :3 this night doth ^-^ make me :33 sad. 
UwU DUCHESS. What :33 dweam'd my UwU wowd? >_> Teww uWu me, ÚwÚ and I'll ÚwÚ wequite ^.^ it 
x3 With ^w^ sweet >_> weheawsaw >_> of my ^-^ mownying's ^-^ dweam. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. uWu Methought :3 this staff, >_< minye office-badge in couwt, 
>_> Was x3 bwoke in twain; uWu by xDD whom I ^.^ have ^w^ fowgot, 
But, as I xDD think, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was uWu by th' >_> Cawdinyaw; 
And uWu on OwO the ;;w;; pieces >_> of OwO the ^w^ bwoken ^.^ wand 
Were ^.^ pwac'd OwO the :3 heads >_> of Edmund UwU Duke >_> of Somerset 
And ^-^ Wiwwiam ^.^ de uWu wa :3 Powe, ^.^ fiwst UwU Duke >_> of ÚwÚ Suffowk. 
:3 This ÚwÚ was my ^-^ dweam; what ^.^ it doth uWu bode :3 God knows. 
UwU DUCHESS. UwU Tut, :3 this ÚwÚ was nyothing uWu but OwO an awgument 
:33 That ^.^ he UwU that bweaks :3 a ÚwÚ stick >_> of :33 Gwoucestew's :3 gwuv 
:33 Shaww wose his head uWu fow his >_< pwesumption. 
But list ^-^ to uWu me, my Humphwey, my ^w^ sweet >_< Duke: 
uWu Methought I xDD sat in x3 seat >_> of majesty 
UwU In OwO the cathedral church >_> of Westminstew, 
And in UwU that chair xDD whewe kings ÚwÚ and ^.^ queens ;;w;; wewe crown'd; 
:3 Whewe ^-^ Henwy ÚwÚ and Dame >_< Mawgawet uWu knyeew'd ^-^ to uWu me, 
And uWu on my head >_> did xDD set OwO the diadem. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Nyay, Eweanyow, then >w< must I ^w^ chide >_< outwight. 
^-^ Pwesumptuous ^.^ dame, :33 iww-nyuwtuw'd Eleanor! 
Awt :3 thou ^.^ nyot uWu second ^-^ woman in OwO the >_> weawm, 
And OwO the OwO Pwotectow's xDD wife, bewov'd >_> of OwO him? 
xDD Hast :3 thou ^.^ nyot :33 wowwdwy ^w^ pweasuwe at xDD command 
OwO Abuv OwO the weach ^w^ ow ^w^ compass >_> of >w< thy thought? 
And xDD wiwt :3 thou still >w< be >_> hammewing ^.^ tweachewy 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ tumbwe ;;w;; down >w< thy xDD husband ÚwÚ and thyself 
From :3 top >_> of uWu honyouw ^-^ to disgwace's >_< feet? 
:3 Away ^-^ fwom uWu me, ÚwÚ and let me hear nyo ;;w;; mowe! 
UwU DUCHESS. >_> What, what, my wowd! uWu Awe you OwO so ^w^ chowewic 
x3 With Eleanor uWu fow x3 tewwing uWu but xDD hew uWu dweam? 
>_< Nyext UwU time I'll ^-^ keep my >_> dweams x3 unto ^-^ mysewf 
And ^.^ nyot >w< be >w< check'd. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Nyay, >w< be ^.^ nyot angry; I x3 am pleas'd again. 

x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW 

MESSENGEW. UwU My Wowd Protector, 'tis his OwO Highnyess' ^w^ pweasuwe 
You ^-^ do :33 pwepawe ^-^ to ride x3 unto x3 Saint UwU Awbans, 
:3 Whewe as OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and Queen ^-^ do UwU mean ^-^ to ^-^ hawk. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. I ^.^ go. ^w^ Come, OwO Nyeww, :3 thou xDD wiwt ride with >_> us? 
UwU DUCHESS. x3 Yes, my good lord, I'll follow >_> pwesentwy. 
>_< Exeunt ^w^ GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and MESSENGEW 
Follow I must; I cannyot >w< go OwO befowe, 
OwO Whiwe ÚwÚ Gwoucestew uWu beaws :3 this base ÚwÚ and humbwe mind. 
Were I :3 a man, :3 a duke, ÚwÚ and next >_> of blood, 
I would wemuv ^.^ these >w< tedious ÚwÚ stumbwing-bwocks 
And ÚwÚ smooth my uWu way x3 upon theiw headwess necks; 
And, being :3 a woman, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be swack 
ÚwÚ To xDD pway my part in Fowtunye's pageant. 
:3 Whewe awe you there, Sir xDD John? ;;w;; Nyay, ;;w;; feaw ;;w;; nyot, man, 
We awe alone; >w< hewe's UwU nyonye uWu but ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and :3 I. 

x3 Entew OwO HUME 

>w< HUME. ÚwÚ Jesus OwO pwesewve >_> youw :33 woyaw >w< Majesty! 
UwU DUCHESS. What xDD say'st thou? >w< Majesty! I x3 am uWu but ^-^ Gwace. 
>w< HUME. But, uWu by OwO the OwO gwace >_> of :3 God ÚwÚ and ^w^ Hume's >_< advice, 
Your Gwace's title uWu shaww >w< be >_> muwtipwied. 
UwU DUCHESS. What xDD say'st thou, man? xDD Hast :3 thou as ÚwÚ yet conferr'd 
x3 With Margery Jourdain, OwO the ÚwÚ cunnying :3 witch >_> of x3 Eie, 
x3 With Wogew Bolingbroke, OwO the conjurer? 
And uWu wiww uWu they >_< undewtake ^-^ to ^-^ do me :3 good? 
>w< HUME. :3 This uWu they ^.^ have ^-^ pwomised, ^-^ to show >_> youw Highness 
OwO A spirit rais'd ^-^ fwom UwU depth >_> of :3 undewgwound 
:33 That uWu shaww ^-^ make ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to such UwU questions 
UwU As uWu by >_> youw OwO Gwace uWu shaww >w< be >w< pwopounded him 
UwU DUCHESS. ^w^ It :3 is enyough; I'll ÚwÚ think x3 upon OwO the questions; 
When ^-^ fwom x3 Saint UwU Awbans ^-^ we ^-^ do ^-^ make xDD wetuwn 
>w< We'ww UwU see ^.^ these >w< things OwO effected ^-^ to OwO the :33 fuww. 
Here, ^w^ Hume, UwU take :3 this wewawd; ^-^ make uWu mewwy, man, 
x3 With >w< thy confedewates in :3 this ^-^ weighty ^.^ cause. Exit 
>w< HUME. ÚwÚ Hume >w< must ^-^ make >_> mewwy with OwO the Duchess' ;;w;; gowd; 
x3 Mawwy, ÚwÚ and shall. But, how nyow, Sir uWu John OwO Hume! 
>_> Seaw OwO up >_> youw lips ÚwÚ and ^w^ give nyo uWu wowds uWu but UwU mum: 
The ^-^ businyess ;;w;; asketh ;;w;; siwent ^.^ secwecy. 
Dame Eleanor gives gold ^-^ to bwing OwO the ^w^ witch: 
UwU Gowd cannyot come ÚwÚ amiss ;;w;; wewe ^.^ she :3 a ^w^ deviw. 
>_> Yet ^.^ have I gold flies ^-^ fwom another ^.^ coast- 
I dare ^.^ nyot uWu say ^-^ fwom OwO the rich :3 Cawdinyaw, 
And ^-^ fwom OwO the gweat ÚwÚ and nyew-made UwU Duke >_> of Suffolk; 
>_> Yet I ^-^ do find ^.^ it >w< so; for, ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ pwain, 
:3 They, ÚwÚ knyowing Dame Eweanyow's :3 aspiwing humouw, 
>_< Have hired me ^-^ to undermine OwO the uWu Duchess, 
And ;;w;; buzz ^.^ these x3 conjuwations in xDD hew x3 bwain. 
^.^ They uWu say 'A crafty ^.^ knyave OwO does :3 nyeed nyo ;;w;; bwokew'; 
>_> Yet x3 am I >_> Suffowk ÚwÚ and OwO the Cardinal's bwokew. 
^w^ Hume, ^-^ if you UwU take ^.^ nyot :3 heed, you uWu shaww >w< go ;;w;; nyeaw 
ÚwÚ To caww them uWu both :3 a paiw >_> of crafty knyaves. 
Weww, OwO so :3 its ^.^ stands; ÚwÚ and thus, I feaw, at last 
^w^ Hume's ;;w;; knyavewy uWu wiww >w< be OwO the Duchess' UwU wweck, 
And xDD hew attainture uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; Humphwey's ^-^ faww 
Sort how ^.^ it wiww, I uWu shaww ^.^ have gold uWu fow all. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
Wondon. The :33 pawace 

x3 Entew three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw >w< PETITIONyEWS, x3 PETEW, OwO the Armourer's man, being ^-^ onye 

OwO FIWST PETITIONyEW. UwU My masters, wet's ^.^ stand ^-^ cwose; my Wowd Protector 
uWu wiww come :3 this uWu way uWu by ÚwÚ and >_> by, ÚwÚ and then ^-^ we ^-^ may x3 dewivew ^-^ ouw 
suppwications in OwO the uWu quiww. 
x3 SECOND PETITIONyEW. x3 Mawwy, OwO the Wowd :3 pwotect ^w^ him, uWu fow :33 he's :3 a good 
man, Jesu bless :3 him! 

x3 Entew x3 SUFFOWK ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ QUEEN 

OwO FIWST PETITIONyEW. ;;w;; Hewe UwU 'a uWu comes, >_> methinks, ÚwÚ and OwO the Queen with >_> him. 
I'll >w< be OwO the :33 fiwst, sure. 
x3 SECOND PETITIONyEW. Come ^w^ back, OwO foow; :3 this :3 is OwO the UwU Duke >_> of >_> Suffowk ÚwÚ and 
^.^ nyot my Wowd Protector. 
SUFFOLK. OwO How nyow, ^.^ fewwow! Wouldst ^w^ anything with x3 me? 
OwO FIWST PETITIONyEW. I pray, my lord, pawdon me; I took ye uWu fow my Wowd 
Protector. 
x3 QUEEN. ^-^ [Weads] xDD 'To my Wowd :3 Pwotectow!' uWu Awe >_> youw suppwications ^-^ to 
his :33 wowdship? >_> Wet me UwU see ^.^ them. What :3 is thine? 
OwO FIWST PETITIONyEW. Minye ;;w;; is, ^w^ an't >w< pwease >_> youw Gwace, x3 against uWu John 
Goodman, my Wowd Cardinal's man, uWu fow UwU keeping my house ÚwÚ and UwU wands, 
ÚwÚ and UwU wife ÚwÚ and aww, ^-^ fwom >_> me. 
SUFFOLK. x3 Thy UwU wife OwO too! ^.^ That's >w< some :33 wwong :3 indeed. What's yours? 
What's :3 hewe! ^-^ [Weads] 'Against OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Suffowk, uWu fow >_< encwosing 
OwO the x3 commons >_> of >_< Mewfowd.' OwO How nyow, x3 siw knave! 
x3 SECOND PETITIONyEW. ^.^ Awas, ;;w;; siw, I x3 am uWu but :3 a UwU poow >_< petitionyew >_> of ^-^ ouw 
xDD whowe :3 township. 
PETER. UwU [Pwesenting his UwU petition] uWu Against my :3 mastew, ÚwÚ Thomas Horner, 
uWu fow ^.^ saying UwU that OwO the UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk ÚwÚ was ^-^ wightfuw ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ cwown. 
x3 QUEEN. What xDD say'st thou? OwO Did OwO the UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk uWu say ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ^-^ wightfuw 
ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to OwO the crown? 
PETER. :33 That my ^w^ mastew was? No, forsooth. UwU My ^w^ mastew ^w^ said UwU that ^.^ he 
OwO was, ÚwÚ and UwU that OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ was OwO an ;;w;; usuwpew. 
SUFFOLK. OwO Who :3 is thewe? ÚwÚ [Entew sewvant] ;;w;; Take :3 this :3 fewwow ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and 
^-^ send uWu fow his ^w^ mastew with :3 a :3 puwsuivant >_> pwesentwy. >w< We'ww hear ^-^ mowe 
>_> of >_> youw matter before OwO the King. 
Exit ^-^ sewvant with >w< PETEW 
x3 QUEEN. And as uWu fow you, UwU that love ^-^ to >w< be protected 
^.^ Undew OwO the x3 wings >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO Pwotectow's >w< gwace, 
xDD Begin >_> youw ÚwÚ suits anew, ÚwÚ and >w< sue ^-^ to >_> him. 
:33 [Teaws OwO the supplications] 
Away, base cuwwions! Suffowk, let them ^.^ go. 
ALL. ^w^ Come, wet's >w< be gone. >_< Exeunt 
x3 QUEEN. UwU My Wowd >_> of Suffowk, ÚwÚ say, :3 is :3 this OwO the x3 guise, 
^-^ Is :3 this OwO the ^-^ fashions in OwO the couwt >_> of Engwand? 
^-^ Is :3 this OwO the government >_> of uWu Bwitain's ÚwÚ iswe, 
And :3 this OwO the ÚwÚ woyawty >_> of Albion's king? 
>_> What, uWu shaww UwU King ^-^ Henwy >w< be :3 a pupiw stiww, 
^.^ Undew OwO the suwwy :33 Gwoucestew's governance? 
OwO Am I :3 a queen in title ÚwÚ and in x3 stywe, 
And >w< must >w< be :3 made :3 a :33 subject ^-^ to :3 a uWu duke? 
I tell ^.^ thee, :3 Powe, when in OwO the :33 city UwU Touws 
Thou ran'st :3 a ÚwÚ tiwt in uWu honyouw >_> of my love 
And :3 stow'st away OwO the ladies' hearts >_> of UwU Fwance, 
I ^w^ thought UwU King ^-^ Henwy xDD had resembled ÚwÚ thee 
UwU In :3 couwage, courtship, ÚwÚ and OwO pwopowtion; 
But >w< aww his :33 mind :3 is bent ^-^ to ;;w;; howinyess, 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ nyumbew ^w^ Ave-Mawies uWu on his :3 beads; 
His ^.^ champions awe OwO the prophets ÚwÚ and xDD apostwes; 
His x3 weapons, holy >w< saws >_> of xDD sacwed wwit; 
His study :3 is his ÚwÚ tiwt-yawd, ÚwÚ and his loves 
uWu Awe brazen >_< images >_> of canonized saints. 
I would OwO the cowwege >_> of OwO the >_> Cawdinyaws 
Wouwd OwO choose him Pope, ÚwÚ and carry him ^-^ to Wome, 
And xDD set OwO the twipwe :3 cwown x3 upon his ÚwÚ head; 
:33 That ;;w;; wewe :3 a OwO state x3 fit uWu fow his ^w^ howinyess. 
SUFFOLK. ^w^ Madam, >w< be ÚwÚ patient. UwU As I ÚwÚ was cause 
Your Highness came ^-^ to >_> Engwand, OwO so uWu wiww I 
UwU In ^.^ Engwand wowk >_> youw Gwace's :33 fuww ÚwÚ content. 
x3 QUEEN. Beside OwO the :33 haughty Protector, ^.^ have ^-^ we x3 Beaufowt 
The imperious ÚwÚ chuwchman; >w< Somewset, ^w^ Buckingham, 
And :33 gwumbwing Yowk; ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot OwO the :33 weast >_> of ^.^ these 
But can ^-^ do ^-^ mowe in ^.^ Engwand than OwO the King. 
SUFFOLK. And ^.^ he >_> of ^.^ these UwU that can ^-^ do UwU most >_> of >w< aww 
Cannyot ^-^ do ^-^ mowe in ^.^ Engwand than OwO the ^-^ Nyeviws; 
;;w;; Sawisbuwy ÚwÚ and Warwick awe nyo ÚwÚ simpwe peers. 
x3 QUEEN. :3 Nyot >w< aww ^.^ these uWu wowds ^-^ do uWu vex me half OwO so >w< much 
UwU As UwU that >_> pwoud ^.^ dame, OwO the Wowd OwO Pwotectow's wife. 
She sweeps ^.^ it OwO thwough OwO the couwt with twoops >_> of uWu wadies, 
Mowe >_< wike OwO an empwess than UwU Duke ;;w;; Humphwey's wife. 
Strangers in couwt ^-^ do UwU take xDD hew uWu fow OwO the Queen. 
She uWu beaws :3 a >_> duke's revenues uWu on xDD hew ^w^ back, 
And in xDD hew OwO heawt ^.^ she scorns ^-^ ouw ^-^ puvwty; 
:33 Shaww I ^.^ nyot live ^-^ to >w< be aveng'd uWu on uWu hew? 
OwO Contemptuous base-bown ÚwÚ cawwet as ^.^ she ;;w;; is, 
She OwO vaunted 'mongst xDD hew minions x3 t' uWu othew :3 day 
The vewy x3 twain >_> of xDD hew wowst wearing UwU gown 
>_> Was better wowth than >w< aww my >_< fathew's UwU wands, 
;;w;; Tiww >_> Suffowk >_> gave two ÚwÚ dukedoms uWu fow his daughter. 
SUFFOLK. ^w^ Madam, ^-^ mysewf ^.^ have :3 wim'd :3 a :3 bush uWu fow UwU hew, 
And ^.^ pwac'd :3 a quire >_> of such >_< enticing :33 biwds 
:33 That ^.^ she uWu wiww ^.^ wight ^-^ to listen ^-^ to OwO the lays, 
And never x3 mount ^-^ to twoubwe you again. 
UwU So, let xDD hew ^-^ west. And, UwU madam, list ^-^ to uWu me, 
>_< Fow I x3 am bowd ^-^ to counsew you in :33 this: 
UwU Awthough ^-^ we fancy ^.^ nyot OwO the :3 Cawdinyaw, 
>_> Yet >w< must ^-^ we >_> join with him ÚwÚ and with OwO the x3 wowds, 
;;w;; Tiww ^-^ we ^.^ have ^w^ bwought UwU Duke :33 Humphwey in x3 disgwace. 
UwU As uWu fow OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Yowk, :3 this ^.^ wate complaint 
uWu Wiww ^-^ make uWu but wittwe uWu fow his benefit. 
^w^ So ^-^ onye uWu by ^-^ onye ^w^ we'ww weed them >w< aww at ^w^ wast, 
And you yourself uWu shaww >_< steew OwO the x3 happy helm. 

Sound :3 a OwO sennyet. x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, DUKE HUMPHREY, 
ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW >_> BEAUFOWT, :3 BUCKINGHAM, UwU YOWK, x3 SOMEWSET, >w< SAWISBUWY, 
>w< WAWWICK, ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 DUCHESS >_< OF ^w^ GWOUCESTEW 

KING HENRY. >_< Fow my UwU pawt, x3 nyobwe x3 wowds, I cawe ^.^ nyot ^-^ which: 
Ow Somerset ^w^ ow Yowk, all's ^-^ onye ^-^ to >_> me. 
^.^ YOWK. >w< If uWu Yowk ^.^ have i-iww >_> demean'd ^-^ himsewf in UwU Fwance, 
;;w;; Then let him >w< be denyay'd OwO the UwU wegentship. 
SOMEWSET. >w< If Somerset >w< be unworthy >_> of OwO the place, 
>_> Wet uWu Yowk >w< be :3 Wegent; I uWu wiww ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to >_> him. 
:3 WAWWICK. :3 Whethew >_> youw OwO Gwace >w< be x3 wowthy, OwO yea ^w^ ow no, 
Dispute ^.^ nyot UwU that; uWu Yowk :3 is OwO the :33 wowthiew. 
CARDINAL. ^w^ Ambitious UwU Wawwick, let >w< thy x3 bettews speak. 
:3 WAWWICK. The Cardinal's ^.^ nyot my better in OwO the fiewd. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. ^-^ Aww in :3 this :3 pwesence awe >w< thy betters, Warwick. 
:3 WAWWICK. Warwick ^-^ may live ^-^ to >w< be OwO the :33 best >_> of all. 
SAWISBUWY. Peace, >_< son! And show >w< some reason, ^w^ Buckingham, 
UwU Why Somerset shouwd >w< be ^w^ pwefeww'd in ÚwÚ this. 
x3 QUEEN. xDD Because OwO the ;;w;; King, :33 fowsooth, uWu wiww ^.^ have ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ Madam, OwO the UwU King :3 is ^.^ owd enough ^-^ himsewf 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give his x3 censuwe. ^.^ These awe nyo women's ^-^ mattews. 
x3 QUEEN. >w< If ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ owd enyough, what ^.^ nyeeds >_> youw OwO Gwace 
ÚwÚ To >w< be Protector >_> of his xDD Excewwence? 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ Madam, I x3 am Protector >_> of OwO the :3 weawm; 
And at his ^w^ pweasuwe uWu wiww resign my :3 pwace. 
SUFFOLK. ;;w;; Wesign ^.^ it then, ÚwÚ and xDD weave UwU thinye UwU insowence. 
x3 Since :3 thou ^w^ wewt >_< king- as ^-^ who :3 is ;;w;; king uWu but :3 thou?- 
The commonweawth ;;w;; hath ;;w;; daiwy run ^-^ to wwack, 
The x3 Dauphin ;;w;; hath ;;w;; pwevaiw'd uWu beyond OwO the seas, 
And >w< aww OwO the x3 peews ÚwÚ and nobles >_> of OwO the >_< weawm 
>_< Have >_< been as ;;w;; bondmen ^-^ to >w< thy >_> suvweignty. 
CARDINAL. The x3 commons x3 hast :3 thou rack'd; OwO the cwewgy's :33 bags 
uWu Awe :3 wank ÚwÚ and lean with >w< thy >w< extowtions. 
SOMEWSET. x3 Thy sumptuous >_< buiwdings ÚwÚ and >w< thy :3 wife's >_< attiwe 
>_< Have uWu cost :3 a mass >_> of uWu pubwic OwO tweasuwy. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. x3 Thy cruelty in >_> execution 
:3 Upon offendews ;;w;; hath ^w^ exceeded waw, 
And weft ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the UwU mewcy >_> of OwO the waw. 
x3 QUEEN. x3 Thy >w< sawe >_> of ^-^ offices ÚwÚ and OwO towns in UwU Fwance, 
>w< If uWu they ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; knyown, as OwO the :3 suspect :3 is >_> gweat, 
Wouwd ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee >_> quickwy :33 hop ^-^ without >w< thy head. 
Exit OwO GWOUCESTEW. The ÚwÚ QUEEN ^.^ dwops ÚwÚ QUEEN xDD hew fan 
>w< Give me my uWu fan. >_> What, minion, can ye not? 
[She gives OwO the x3 DUCHESS :3 a ;;w;; box uWu on OwO the ^-^ eaw] 
I x3 cwy >_> youw >w< mewcy, ^.^ madam; ÚwÚ was ^.^ it you? 
UwU DUCHESS. xDD Was't x3 I? xDD Yea, I ^.^ it OwO was, >_> pwoud Frenchwoman. 
Could I come ;;w;; nyeaw >_> youw x3 beauty with my :3 nyaiws, 
I :33 couwd xDD set my >w< ten ÚwÚ commandments in >_> youw face. 
KING HENRY. ^.^ Sweet aunt, >w< be UwU quiet; 'twas x3 against xDD hew uWu wiww. 
UwU DUCHESS. uWu Against xDD hew wiww, good ^.^ King? Wook ^-^ to 't in time; 
>w< She'ww >w< hampew ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and >_< dandwe ÚwÚ thee >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; baby. 
^-^ Though in :3 this place UwU most ^w^ mastew wear nyo breeches, 
She uWu shaww ^.^ nyot strike Dame Eleanor ÚwÚ unweveng'd. Exit 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. Wowd :3 Cawdinyaw, I uWu wiww follow Eweanyow, 
And listen aftew Humphwey, how ^.^ he UwU pwoceeds. 
x3 She's ;;w;; tickwed UwU nyow; xDD hew fume ^.^ nyeeds nyo ^-^ spuws, 
>w< She'ww ^w^ gawwop :3 faw enough ^-^ to xDD hew ^w^ destwuction. Exit 

;;w;; We-entew ^w^ GWOUCESTEW 

OwO GWOUCESTEW. Nyow, x3 wowds, my choler being :33 uvwbwown 
x3 With walking UwU once about OwO the >_> quadwangwe, 
I come ^-^ to talk >_> of commonweawth UwU affaiws. 
UwU As uWu fow >_> youw spitefuw false >_< objections, 
uWu Pwuv ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and I lie open ^-^ to OwO the waw; 
But :3 God in UwU mewcy OwO so ^-^ deaw with my ^w^ souw 
UwU As I in >_> duty love my ;;w;; king ÚwÚ and country! 
But ^-^ to OwO the matter UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have in hand: 
I ÚwÚ say, my suvweign, uWu Yowk :3 is meetest man 
ÚwÚ To >w< be >_> youw x3 Wegent in OwO the >_< weawm >_> of OwO Fwance. 
SUFFOLK. Before ^-^ we ^-^ make election, ^w^ give me xDD weave 
ÚwÚ To show >w< some reason, >_> of nyo wittwe force, 
:33 That uWu Yowk :3 is UwU most :3 unmeet >_> of ^-^ any xDD man. 
^.^ YOWK. I'll tell ^.^ thee, Suffowk, x3 why I x3 am ÚwÚ unmeet: 
First, uWu fow I cannyot fwattew ÚwÚ thee in pwide; 
OwO Nyext, ^-^ if I >w< be appointed uWu fow OwO the place, 
UwU My Wowd >_> of Somerset uWu wiww ^-^ keep me here 
Without discharge, >_> monyey, ^w^ ow :33 fuwnyituwe, 
;;w;; Tiww Fwance >w< be xDD won OwO into OwO the UwU Dauphin's hands. 
^w^ Wast UwU time I danc'd uWu attendance uWu on his uWu wiww 
;;w;; Tiww Paris ÚwÚ was >w< besieg'd, :33 famish'd, ÚwÚ and xDD wost. 
:3 WAWWICK. :33 That can I UwU witnyess; ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU fouwew >_< fact 
OwO Did never >_> twaitow in OwO the ^.^ wand ^w^ commit. 
SUFFOLK. Peace, headstwong Warwick! 
:3 WAWWICK. xDD Image >_> of :33 pwide, x3 why shouwd I howd my peace? 

x3 Entew :3 HOWNyEW, OwO the Armourer, ÚwÚ and his man x3 PETEW, >_> guawded 

SUFFOLK. xDD Because here :3 is :3 a man ^w^ accus'd >_> of treason: 
;;w;; Pway :3 God OwO the UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk ;;w;; excuse himsewf! 
^.^ YOWK. ^-^ Doth ^-^ any ^-^ onye :3 accuse uWu Yowk uWu fow :3 a >_< twaitow? 
KING HENRY. What mean'st thou, Suffowk? >_> Teww uWu me, what awe ^w^ these? 
SUFFOLK. UwU Pwease ^.^ it >_> youw uWu Majesty, :3 this :3 is OwO the man 
:33 That doth :3 accuse his ^w^ mastew >_> of UwU high :33 tweason; 
His uWu wowds ;;w;; wewe :3 these: UwU that Richard UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk 
>_> Was ^-^ wightfuw ÚwÚ heiw x3 unto OwO the Engwish UwU cwown, 
And UwU that >_> youw uWu Majesty ÚwÚ was OwO an ;;w;; usuwpew. 
KING HENRY. Say, man, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ these >w< thy wowds? 
^-^ HOWNyEW. x3 An't uWu shaww >w< pwease >_> youw uWu Majesty, I never ^w^ said :3 nyow ^w^ thought 
^-^ any such OwO mattew. :3 God :3 is my ;;w;; witnyess, I x3 am falsely ^w^ accus'd uWu by OwO the 
:3 viwwain. 
PETER. [Howding OwO up his ;;w;; hands] By ^.^ these >w< ten OwO bonyes, my x3 wowds, ^.^ he >_> did 
speak them ^-^ to me in OwO the gawwet ^-^ onye night, as ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe >_> scouwing my 
Wowd >_> of xDD Yowk's OwO awmouw. 
^.^ YOWK. xDD Base dunghill villain ÚwÚ and mechanical, 
I'll ^.^ have >w< thy head uWu fow :3 this >w< thy x3 twaitow's xDD speech. 
I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw :33 woyaw uWu Majesty, 
>_> Wet him ^.^ have >w< aww OwO the wigouw >_> of OwO the waw. 
:3 HOWNyEW`. ^.^ Awas, my lord, >_> hang me ^-^ if >w< evew I ^-^ spake OwO the wowds. UwU My 
ÚwÚ accusew :3 is my prentice; ÚwÚ and when I >_> did >_< cowwect him uWu fow his fauwt 
OwO the uWu othew day, ^.^ he >_> did x3 vow x3 upon his knyees ^.^ he would >w< be x3 even with 
>_> me. I ^.^ have good witness >_> of ^.^ this; OwO thewefowe I uWu beseech >_> youw 
uWu Majesty, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot UwU cast away OwO an >w< honyest man uWu fow :3 a villain's 
uWu accusation. 
KING HENRY. :3 Uncwe, what uWu shaww ^-^ we uWu say ^-^ to :3 this in ÚwÚ waw? 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. :3 This doom, my lord, ^-^ if I ^-^ may x3 judge: 
>_> Wet Somerset >w< be x3 Wegent o'ew OwO the x3 Fwench, 
xDD Because in uWu Yowk :3 this >_> bweeds xDD suspicion; 
And let ^.^ these ^.^ have :3 a :3 day appointed them 
>_< Fow >w< singwe combat in UwU convenyient place, 
>_< Fow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath witness >_> of his servant's malice. 
:3 This :3 is OwO the waw, ÚwÚ and :3 this UwU Duke ;;w;; Humphwey's >w< doom. 
SOMEWSET. I humbly :3 thank >_> youw :33 woyaw Majesty. 
^-^ HOWNyEW. And I accept OwO the combat :3 wiwwingwy. 
PETER. ^.^ Awas, my lord, I cannyot ÚwÚ fight; uWu fow God's UwU sake, ^-^ pity my case! 
The ^-^ spite >_> of man UwU pwevaiweth x3 against >_> me. :3 O :3 Wowd, ^.^ have UwU mewcy x3 upon 
uWu me, I uWu shaww never >w< be able ^-^ to fight :3 a bwow! :3 O :3 Wowd, my >_< heawt! 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Sirrah, ^w^ ow you >w< must fight ^w^ ow ewse >w< be >_> hang'd. 
KING HENRY. :3 Away with them ^-^ to prison; ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 day >_> of combat uWu shaww 
>w< be OwO the last >_> of OwO the next >w< month. 
^w^ Come, >w< Somewset, ^w^ we'ww UwU see ÚwÚ thee x3 sent >_> away. :33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
Wondon. The DUKE >_< OF OwO GWOUCESTEW'S garden 

x3 Entew OwO MAWGEWY ;;w;; JOUWDAIN, OwO the :33 witch; OwO the two :33 pwiests, OwO HUME ÚwÚ and :3 SOUTHWEWW; 
ÚwÚ and OwO BOWINGBWOKE 

>w< HUME. ^w^ Come, my ^.^ mastews; OwO the uWu Duchess, I tell you, expects 
pewfowmance >_> of >_> youw promises. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Hume, ^-^ we awe OwO thewefowe pwovided; uWu wiww xDD hew 
ladyship >w< behowd ÚwÚ and hear ^-^ ouw exowcisms? 
>w< HUME. >w< Ay, what xDD ewse? OwO Feaw you ^.^ nyot xDD hew ^.^ couwage. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. I ^.^ have heard xDD hew >_> wepowted ^-^ to >w< be :3 a ^-^ woman >_> of OwO an 
invincibwe spirit; uWu but ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be convenyient, ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Hume, UwU that 
you >w< be uWu by xDD hew ^-^ awoft >_< whiwe ^-^ we >w< be busy below; ÚwÚ and OwO so I pray you ÚwÚ go, 
in God's uWu nyame, ÚwÚ and xDD weave ÚwÚ us. xDD [Exit >w< HUME] Mother Jourdain, >w< be you 
;;w;; pwostwate ÚwÚ and grovel uWu on OwO the eawth; uWu John :3 Southweww, ;;w;; wead OwO you; ÚwÚ and 
let OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ ouw OwO wowk. 

x3 Entew x3 DUCHESS ^-^ awoft, ^-^ fowwowed uWu by OwO HUME 

UwU DUCHESS. ^.^ Weww said, my ^.^ mastews; ÚwÚ and ^-^ wewcome all. ÚwÚ To :3 this gear, OwO the 
sooner OwO the ^w^ bettew. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. UwU Patience, good lady; ;;w;; wizawds xDD knyow theiw times: 
^-^ Deep night, dark night, OwO the ;;w;; siwent >_> of OwO the night, 
The UwU time >_> of night when ^-^ Twoy ÚwÚ was xDD set uWu on uWu fiwe; 
The UwU time when screech-owls x3 cwy ÚwÚ and x3 ban-dogs howw, 
And uWu spiwits ÚwÚ wawk ÚwÚ and ghosts >_< bweak OwO up theiw gwaves- 
:33 That UwU time :33 best ^-^ fits OwO the wowk ^-^ we ^.^ have in hand. 
^w^ Madam, ^-^ sit you, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw nyot: xDD whom ^-^ we ÚwÚ waise 
We uWu wiww ^-^ make fast within :3 a >_< hawwow'd ^-^ vewge. 

[Hewe uWu they ^-^ do OwO the :33 cewemonyies :33 bewonging, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make OwO the ^-^ ciwcwe; 
OwO BOWINGBWOKE ^w^ ow SOUTHWEWW ^w^ weads: 'Conjuwo x3 te,' &c. 
^w^ It OwO thundews ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wightens ^.^ tewwibwy; then OwO the OwO SPIWIT x3 wiseth] 

OwO SPIWIT. UwU Adsum. 
OwO MAWGEWY JOUWDAIN. Asmath, 
By OwO the eternal God, uWu whose name ÚwÚ and power 
Thou xDD twembwest at, ÚwÚ answew UwU that I uWu shaww ask; 
>_< Fow ÚwÚ tiww :3 thou speak :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot xDD pass ^-^ fwom ^-^ hence. 
OwO SPIWIT. ^-^ Ask what :3 thou wiwt; UwU that I xDD had ^w^ said ÚwÚ and >w< donye. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^-^ [Weads] 'First >_> of OwO the king: what uWu shaww >_> of him ÚwÚ become?' 
OwO SPIWIT. The UwU Duke ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; wives UwU that ^-^ Henwy uWu shaww ^.^ depose; 
But him :3 outwive, ÚwÚ and die :3 a viowent :33 death. 
OwO [As OwO the OwO SPIWIT ^.^ speaks, SOUTHWEWW ;;w;; wwites OwO the answer] 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ;;w;; 'What fates >w< await OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Suffowk?' 
OwO SPIWIT. By >w< watew uWu shaww ^.^ he die ÚwÚ and UwU take his OwO end. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ;;w;; 'What uWu shaww befall OwO the UwU Duke >_> of x3 Somewset?' 
OwO SPIWIT. >_> Wet him :3 shun castles: 
Safew uWu shaww ^.^ he >w< be x3 upon OwO the :33 sandy xDD pwains 
>w< Than xDD whewe >_> castwes x3 mounted :3 stand. 
>_< Have >_< donye, uWu fow ^-^ mowe I hardly can endure. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. uWu Descend ^-^ to :3 dawknyess ÚwÚ and OwO the burning >w< wake; 
UwU Fawse ÚwÚ fiend, OwO avoid! :33 Thundew ÚwÚ and lightning. Exit OwO SPIWIT 

x3 Entew OwO the DUKE >_< OF YORK ÚwÚ and OwO the DUKE >_< OF 
>_> BUCKINGHAM with ^-^ guawd, ÚwÚ and >_< bweak in 

^.^ YOWK. >w< Way ^.^ hands x3 upon ^.^ these ^-^ twaitows ÚwÚ and theiw OwO twash. 
Bewdam, I ÚwÚ think ^-^ we ^w^ watch'd you at OwO an inch. 
>_> What, UwU madam, awe you thewe? The UwU King ÚwÚ and commonweaw 
uWu Awe >_< deepwy >w< indebted uWu fow :3 this piece >_> of :33 pains; 
UwU My Wowd Protector wiww, I x3 doubt ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, 
^w^ See you ;;w;; weww UwU guewdon'd uWu fow ^.^ these good uWu desewts. 
UwU DUCHESS. :3 Nyot half OwO so OwO bad as UwU thinye ^-^ to England's ^-^ king, 
:33 Injuwious Duke, UwU that threatest ^w^ whewe's nyo ^.^ cause. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. ÚwÚ Twue, UwU madam, UwU nyonye at all. What can you uWu this? 
:3 Away with them! let them >w< be ÚwÚ cwapp'd OwO up OwO cwose, 
And ^-^ kept asunder. :3 You, UwU madam, uWu shaww with ÚwÚ us. 
uWu Staffowd, UwU take xDD hew ^-^ to thee. 
>w< We'ww UwU see >_> youw trinkets here >w< aww forthcoming. 
Aww, >w< away! 
^.^ Exeunt, ^.^ abuv, x3 DUCHESS ÚwÚ and ^.^ HUME, ÚwÚ guawded; UwU bewow, 
UwU WITCH, SOUTHWEWW ÚwÚ and ^-^ BOWINGBWOKE, >_> guawded 
^.^ YOWK. Wowd ^w^ Buckingham, >w< methinks you ^w^ watch'd xDD hew :33 weww. 
OwO A pwetty pwot, ;;w;; weww :3 chosen ^-^ to build x3 upon! 
Nyow, pray, my lord, wet's UwU see OwO the devil's wwit. 
What ^.^ have ^-^ we hewe? ^-^ [Weads] 
xDD 'The >_> duke ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; wives UwU that ^-^ Henwy uWu shaww ^.^ depose; 
But him :3 outwive, ÚwÚ and die :3 a viowent ÚwÚ death.' 
ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is ^.^ just 
'Aio :33 te, xDD Aeacida, Womanyos xDD vincewe >_> posse.' 
Weww, ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ west: 
'Tell me what >w< fate UwU awaits OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Suffowk?' 
;;w;; 'By >w< watew uWu shaww ^.^ he die ÚwÚ and UwU take his ;;w;; end.' 
;;w;; 'What uWu shaww betide OwO the UwU Duke >_> of x3 Somewset?' 
>w< 'Wet him :3 shun >_> castwes; 
Safew uWu shaww ^.^ he >w< be x3 upon OwO the :33 sandy xDD pwains 
>w< Than xDD whewe >_> castwes x3 mounted ^-^ stand.' 
^w^ Come, xDD come, my lords; 
^.^ These :33 owacwes awe hardly :33 attain'd, 
And hardly understood. 
The UwU King :3 is :3 nyow in ^-^ pwogwess towards x3 Saint UwU Awbans, 
x3 With him OwO the xDD husband >_> of :3 this UwU wuvwy lady; 
Thithew >w< go ^.^ these UwU nyews as fast as horse can carry ^w^ them- 
OwO A >_< sowwy ^-^ bweakfast uWu fow my Wowd Protector. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. Your OwO Gwace uWu shaww ^w^ give me leave, my Wowd >_> of Yowk, 
ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO the uWu post, in >w< hope >_> of his ^w^ wewawd. 
^.^ YOWK. ^.^ At >_> youw pweasuwe, my good :33 wowd. 
>w< Who's within there, ho? 

x3 Entew :3 a >_< sewving-man 

:3 Invite my ^.^ Wowds >_> of ;;w;; Sawisbuwy ÚwÚ and Warwick 
ÚwÚ To sup with me to-morrow ^-^ nyight. xDD Away! >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
x3 Saint UwU Awbans 

x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, QUEEN, GWOUCESTEW, uWu CAWDINyAW, ÚwÚ and SUFFOWK, 
with Falconers >_< hawwoing 

x3 QUEEN. >_< Bewieve uWu me, x3 wowds, uWu fow fwying at OwO the brook, 
I ^-^ saw ^.^ nyot better uWu spowt ^.^ these :3 seven ;;w;; yeaws' ÚwÚ day; 
xDD Yet, uWu by >_> youw leave, OwO the ^.^ wind ÚwÚ was vewy high, 
And >w< ten ^-^ to ^-^ onye ^.^ owd ÚwÚ Joan xDD had ^.^ nyot gonye >_< out. 
KING HENRY. But what :3 a ^w^ point, my lord, >_> youw ^-^ fawcon made, 
And what :3 a :3 pitch ^.^ she OwO fwew :33 abuv OwO the rest! 
ÚwÚ To UwU see how :3 God in >w< aww His cweatuwes >_< wowks! 
xDD Yea, man ÚwÚ and :33 biwds awe fain >_> of cwimbing uWu high. 
SUFFOLK. :3 Nyo mawvew, OwO an ^.^ it >_< wike >_> youw uWu Majesty, 
UwU My Wowd OwO Pwotectow's :3 hawks ^-^ do tow'r OwO so ;;w;; weww; 
^.^ They xDD knyow theiw ^w^ mastew loves ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ awoft, 
And uWu beaws his >_> thoughts :33 abuv his >w< fawcon's uWu pitch. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU My lord, 'tis uWu but :3 a base ^-^ ignyobwe :33 mind 
:33 That ^.^ mounts nyo highew than :3 a biwd can >_< soaw. 
CARDINAL. I ^w^ thought as :33 much; ^.^ he would >w< be :33 abuv OwO the :3 cwouds. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< Ay, my lord :3 Cawdinyaw, how ÚwÚ think you uWu by ÚwÚ that? 
Were ^.^ it ^.^ nyot good >_> youw OwO Gwace :33 couwd UwU fwy ^-^ to >w< heaven? 
KING HENRY. The >_> tweasuwy >_> of xDD evewwasting >_< joy! 
CARDINAL. x3 Thy >w< heaven :3 is uWu on eawth; UwU thinye eyes ÚwÚ and >_> thoughts 
^.^ Beat uWu on :3 a UwU cwown, OwO the >_> tweasuwe >_> of >w< thy >_> heawt; 
>_< Pewnyicious Protector, dangewous >_< peew, 
:33 That ^.^ smooth'st ^.^ it OwO so with UwU King ÚwÚ and :33 commonweaw. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> What, :3 Cawdinyaw, :3 is >_> youw OwO pwiesthood UwU gwown xDD pewemptowy? 
Tantaenye UwU anyimis uWu coewestibus ^.^ iwae? 
Chuwchmen OwO so :33 hot? Good uncwe, hide such >w< mawice; 
x3 With such ;;w;; howinyess can you ^-^ do it? 
SUFFOLK. :3 Nyo malice, siw; nyo ^-^ mowe than ;;w;; weww >_< becomes 
^w^ So good :3 a >_< quawwew ÚwÚ and OwO so OwO bad :3 a peer. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU As :3 who, my UwU wowd? 
SUFFOLK. ÚwÚ Why, as you, my lord, 
x3 An't >_< wike >_> youw wowdwy :33 Wowd's ÚwÚ Pwotectowship. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Why, Suffowk, ^.^ Engwand knows UwU thinye UwU insowence. 
x3 QUEEN. And >w< thy ^-^ ambition, ^w^ Gwoucestew. 
KING HENRY. I ;;w;; pwithee, :3 peace, 
Good uWu Queen, ÚwÚ and :33 whet ^.^ nyot uWu on ^.^ these ^-^ fuwious ÚwÚ peews; 
>_< Fow bwessed awe OwO the :33 peacemakews uWu on xDD eawth. 
CARDINAL. >_> Wet me >w< be bwessed uWu fow OwO the xDD peace I ^-^ make 
uWu Against :3 this >_> pwoud Protector with my :3 swowd! 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> [Aside ^-^ to CAWDINyAW] OwO Faith, holy uncwe, would 'twere 
come ^-^ to >w< that! 
CARDINAL. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ÚwÚ GWOUCESTEW] x3 Mawwy, when :3 thou dar'st. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> [Aside ^-^ to CAWDINyAW] UwU Make OwO up nyo factious ÚwÚ nyumbews uWu fow OwO the 
matter; 
UwU In UwU thinye >_> own person ÚwÚ answew >w< thy UwU abuse. 
CARDINAL. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ÚwÚ GWOUCESTEW] >w< Ay, xDD whewe :3 thou :33 daw'st ^.^ nyot peep; OwO an 
^-^ if :3 thou ^-^ daw'st, 
:3 This evening uWu on OwO the ^w^ east >_> side >_> of OwO the ^w^ gwuv. 
KING HENRY. OwO How nyow, my UwU wowds! 
CARDINAL. >_< Bewieve uWu me, cousin ^-^ Gwoucestew, 
Had ^.^ nyot >_> youw man >w< put OwO up OwO the ;;w;; foww OwO so ^w^ suddenwy, 
We xDD had xDD had ^-^ mowe sport. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ÚwÚ GWOUCESTEW] Come with >w< thy 
x3 two-hand ^w^ swowd. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Twue, :3 uncwe. 
CARDINAL. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ÚwÚ GWOUCESTEW] uWu Awe ye advis'd? The ^w^ east >_> side >_> of 
OwO the x3 gwuv? 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> [Aside ^-^ to CAWDINyAW] :3 Cawdinyaw, I x3 am with you. 
KING HENRY. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, uncwe ^.^ Gwoucestew! 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Tawking >_> of hawking; nyothing ewse, my :33 wowd. 
>_> [Aside ^-^ to CAWDINyAW] Nyow, uWu by God's ÚwÚ Mothew, :33 pwiest, 
I'll shave >_> youw :3 cwown uWu fow this, 
Ow >w< aww my :33 fence uWu shaww fail. 
CARDINAL. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ÚwÚ GWOUCESTEW] xDD Medice, uWu teipsum; 
Protector, UwU see to't ;;w;; weww; :3 pwotect OwO youwsewf. 
KING HENRY. The x3 winds gwow >_> high; OwO so ^-^ do >_> youw >_> stomachs, wowds. 
OwO How ÚwÚ iwksome :3 is :3 this music ^-^ to my >_< heawt! 
When such ^w^ stwings jaw, what >w< hope >_> of harmony? 
I pray, my x3 wowds, let me compound :3 this ^-^ stwife. 

x3 Entew :3 a TOWNSMAN >_> of x3 Saint UwU Awbans, cwying 'A >_> miwacwe!' 

OwO GWOUCESTEW. What :3 means :3 this xDD nyoise? 
Fewwow, what >_< miwacwe OwO dost :3 thou >_> pwocwaim? 
TOWNSMAN. OwO A miracle! OwO A miracle! 
SUFFOLK. Come ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and tell him what miracle. 
TOWNSMAN. ÚwÚ Fowsooth, :3 a uWu bwind man at x3 Saint UwU Awbans :33 shwinye 
xDD Within :3 this half hour ;;w;; hath receiv'd his :33 sight; 
OwO A man UwU that :33 nye'ew ^-^ saw in his life >_> befowe. 
KING HENRY. Nyow :3 God >w< be ^.^ pwais'd UwU that ^-^ to bewieving souws 
Gives ^.^ wight in dawknyess, comfort in despair! 

x3 Entew OwO the :33 MAYOW >_< OF ^-^ SAINT AWBANS ÚwÚ and his brethren, 
beawing ^-^ Simpcox :3 between two in :3 a chair; 
his >_< WIFE ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ muwtitude following 

CARDINAL. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the ^.^ townsmen uWu on x3 pwocession 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ pwesent >_> youw Highness with OwO the xDD man. 
KING HENRY. Great :3 is his comfort in :3 this earthly vawe, 
UwU Awthough uWu by his OwO sight his xDD sin >w< be >_> muwtipwied. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Stand >_> by, my ^.^ mastews; bwing him ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the x3 King; 
His OwO Highnyess' ^w^ pweasuwe :3 is ^-^ to talk with >_> him. 
KING HENRY. Good fewwow, tell OwO us here OwO the uWu ciwcumstance, 
:33 That ^-^ we uWu fow ÚwÚ thee ^-^ may xDD gwowify OwO the OwO Wowd. 
>_> What, x3 hast :3 thou >_< been wong uWu bwind ÚwÚ and :3 nyow ^.^ westow'd? 
OwO SIMPCOX. ÚwÚ Bown :3 bwind, ^w^ an't >w< pwease >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. 
;;w;; WIFE. ^w^ Ay >_< indeed ÚwÚ was ^w^ he. 
SUFFOLK. What ^-^ woman :3 is uWu this? 
;;w;; WIFE. His xDD wife, ^w^ an't >_< wike >_> youw worship. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. uWu Hadst :3 thou >_< been his mothew, :3 thou uWu couwdst ^.^ have better 
towd. 
KING HENRY. :3 Whewe ^w^ wewt :3 thou :3 bown? 
OwO SIMPCOX. ^.^ At Berwick in OwO the north, ^w^ an't >_< wike >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. 
KING HENRY. OwO Poow >_> souw, God's xDD goodnyess ;;w;; hath >_< been gweat ^-^ to thee. 
>_> Wet never :3 day :3 nyow night x3 unhawwowed pass, 
But still wemembew what OwO the Wowd ;;w;; hath >w< donye. 
x3 QUEEN. >_> Teww uWu me, good fewwow, xDD cam'st :3 thou here uWu by uWu chance, 
Ow >_> of :3 devotion, ^-^ to :3 this holy shwinye? 
OwO SIMPCOX. :3 God knows, >_> of ÚwÚ puwe ^w^ devotion; being xDD caww'd 
OwO A ^-^ hundwed xDD times ÚwÚ and :33 oft'nyew, in my >w< sweep, 
By good x3 Saint xDD Awban, ^-^ who ^w^ said :33 'Simpcox, xDD come, 
^w^ Come, :3 offew at my shwinye, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^w^ hewp :33 thee.' 
;;w;; WIFE. uWu Most true, uWu fowsooth; ÚwÚ and many UwU time ÚwÚ and ^w^ oft 
Myself ^.^ have heard :3 a >w< voice ^-^ to caww him ÚwÚ so. 
CARDINAL. >_> What, art :3 thou wame? 
OwO SIMPCOX. >w< Ay, :3 God uWu Awmighty ^w^ hewp UwU me! 
SUFFOLK. OwO How xDD cam'st :3 thou so? 
OwO SIMPCOX. OwO A ^-^ faww x3 off >_> of :3 a >_< twee. 
;;w;; WIFE. OwO A :33 pwum xDD twee, mastew. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. OwO How wong x3 hast :3 thou >_< been :3 bwind? 
OwO SIMPCOX. :33 O, :3 bown so, >w< mastew! 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> What, ÚwÚ and wouldst climb :3 a :3 twee? 
OwO SIMPCOX. But UwU that in >w< aww my xDD wife, when I ÚwÚ was :3 a uWu youth. 
;;w;; WIFE. :3 Too true; ÚwÚ and bought his cwimbing vewy ;;w;; deaw. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. :33 Mass, :3 thou >_< wov'dst pwums well, UwU that wouldst venture ÚwÚ so. 
OwO SIMPCOX. ^.^ Awas, good :3 mastew, my UwU wife >w< desiw'd >w< some damsons 
And :3 made me >w< cwimb, x3 With danger >_> of my wife. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. OwO A subtle knave! But ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it uWu shaww ^.^ nyot serve: 
>_> Wet me UwU see UwU thinye ^w^ eyes; :3 wink UwU nyow; :3 nyow open them; 
UwU In my >_< opinyion ÚwÚ yet :3 thou >w< seest ^.^ nyot :33 weww. 
OwO SIMPCOX. x3 Yes, :3 mastew, ;;w;; cweaw as day, I :3 thank :3 God ÚwÚ and x3 Saint x3 Awban. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Say'st :3 thou me so? What >w< cowouw :3 is :3 this :33 cwoak x3 of? 
OwO SIMPCOX. ^-^ Wed, master; wed as bwood. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Why, that's ;;w;; weww ^w^ said. What >w< cowouw :3 is my UwU gown x3 of? 
OwO SIMPCOX. >_< Bwack, uWu fowsooth; coal-black as ^.^ jet. 
KING HENRY. ÚwÚ Why, then, :3 thou uWu knyow'st what >w< cowouw ^w^ jet :3 is x3 of? 
SUFFOLK. And >_> yet, I xDD think, ^w^ jet >_> did ^.^ he never :3 see. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. But cloaks ÚwÚ and >w< gowns before :3 this :3 day :3 a ^.^ many. 
;;w;; WIFE. uWu Nyevew before :3 this :3 day in >w< aww his wife. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> Teww uWu me, ÚwÚ siwwah, ^w^ what's my name? 
OwO SIMPCOX. ^.^ Awas, :3 mastew, I xDD knyow not. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. What's his name? 
OwO SIMPCOX. I xDD knyow not. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Nyow his? 
OwO SIMPCOX. No, :3 indeed, mastew. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. What's UwU thinye >_> own name? 
OwO SIMPCOX. UwU Saundew x3 Simpcox, OwO an ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< pwease you, mastew. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> Then, x3 Saundew, ^-^ sit there, OwO the ÚwÚ wying'st ^.^ knyave in 
uWu Chwistendom. >w< If :3 thou xDD hadst >_< been :3 bown :3 bwind, :3 thou x3 mightst as ;;w;; weww 
^.^ have OwO knyown >w< aww ^-^ ouw >_< nyames as ;;w;; thus ^-^ to name OwO the uWu sevewaw colours ^-^ we 
^-^ do :33 weaw. ^-^ Sight ^-^ may >_< distinguish >_> of ^.^ cowouws; uWu but :33 suddenwy ^-^ to 
>_> nyominyate them aww, ^.^ it :3 is >_> impossibwe. UwU My x3 wowds, x3 Saint >_> Awban here 
;;w;; hath x3 donye :3 a miracle; ÚwÚ and would ye ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think his ÚwÚ cunnying ^-^ to >w< be 
gweat UwU that :33 couwd restore :3 this cripple ^-^ to his >w< wegs OwO again? 
OwO SIMPCOX. :3 O :3 mastew, UwU that you could! 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU My ;;w;; mastews >_> of x3 Saint UwU Awbans, ^.^ have you ^.^ nyot beadles in 
>_> youw ;;w;; town, ÚwÚ and >w< things xDD caww'd whips? 
uWu MAYOW. x3 Yes, my lord, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< pwease >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Then ^-^ send uWu fow ^-^ onye >_> pwesentwy. 
uWu MAYOW. Sirrah, >w< go ÚwÚ fetch OwO the beadwe UwU hithew ÚwÚ stwaight. 
Exit OwO an :33 attendant 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Nyow ÚwÚ fetch me :3 a ^w^ stoow UwU hithew uWu by ÚwÚ and by. ;;w;; [A ^w^ stoow 
bwought] Nyow, ÚwÚ siwwah, ^-^ if you UwU mean ^-^ to :33 save yourself ^-^ fwom whipping, 
:33 weap me xDD uvw :3 this ^w^ stoow ÚwÚ and run >_> away. 
OwO SIMPCOX. ^.^ Awas, :3 mastew, I x3 am ^.^ nyot able ^-^ to ^.^ stand OwO awonye! 
You >w< go about ^-^ to >_> towtuwe me in vain. 

x3 Entew :3 a BEADWE with :3 whips 

OwO GWOUCESTEW. Weww, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ we >w< must ^.^ have you find >_> youw wegs. 
Sirrah beadwe, x3 whip him ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he :33 weap xDD uvw UwU that >_> same ^.^ stoow. 
BEADWE. I wiww, my :33 wowd. Come OwO on, ;;w;; siwwah; x3 off with >_> youw ÚwÚ doubwet 
^w^ quickwy. 
OwO SIMPCOX. ^.^ Awas, :3 mastew, what uWu shaww I x3 do? I x3 am ^.^ nyot able ^-^ to :3 stand. 

:33 Aftew OwO the BEADWE ;;w;; hath :3 hit him once, ^.^ he weaps xDD uvw 
OwO the ^w^ stoow ÚwÚ and runs away; ÚwÚ and uWu they follow ÚwÚ and x3 cwy 
'A >_> miwacwe!' 

KING HENRY. :3 O God, >w< seest Thou this, ÚwÚ and beawest OwO so UwU wong? 
x3 QUEEN. ^w^ It :3 made me waugh ^-^ to UwU see OwO the villain uWu wun. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Follow OwO the >_< knyave, ÚwÚ and UwU take :3 this dwab >_> away. 
;;w;; WIFE. ^.^ Awas, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ we >_> did ^.^ it uWu fow ÚwÚ puwe OwO nyeed! 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> Wet them >w< be :3 whipp'd OwO thwough every mawket ^-^ town ÚwÚ tiww uWu they 
come ^-^ to Berwick, ^-^ fwom :3 whence uWu they x3 came. 
>_< Exeunt >w< MAYOW, ;;w;; BEADWE, WIFE, &c. 
CARDINAL. UwU Duke :33 Humphwey >_> has x3 donye :3 a >_< miwacwe to-day. 
SUFFOLK. True; :3 made OwO the ^.^ wame ^-^ to :33 weap ÚwÚ and UwU fwy >_> away. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. But you ^.^ have x3 donye ^-^ mowe xDD miwacwes than :3 I: 
You :3 made in :3 a day, my lord, xDD whowe OwO towns ^-^ to uWu fwy. 

x3 Entew >_> BUCKINGHAM 

KING HENRY. What >_< tidings with ^-^ ouw cousin ^.^ Buckingham? 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. Such as my OwO heawt doth ^.^ twembwe ^-^ to unfowd: 
OwO A sort >_> of ^-^ nyaughty persons, lewdly ^-^ bent, 
^.^ Undew OwO the countenance ÚwÚ and confedewacy 
x3 Of OwO Wady Eweanyow, OwO the OwO Pwotectow's xDD wife, 
The ringleader ÚwÚ and head >_> of >w< aww :3 this wout, 
>_< Have practis'd >_> dangewouswy x3 against >_> youw state, 
Dealing with :33 witches ÚwÚ and with uWu conjuwews, 
x3 Whom ^-^ we ^.^ have >_< appwehended in OwO the fact, 
x3 Waising OwO up ;;w;; wicked uWu spiwits ^-^ fwom uWu undew >w< gwound, 
Demanding >_> of UwU King Henry's life ÚwÚ and death 
And uWu othew >_> of >_> youw OwO Highnyess' Privy ^w^ Counciw, 
UwU As ^-^ mowe at uWu wawge >_> youw OwO Gwace uWu shaww xDD undewstand. 
CARDINAL. And so, my Wowd Protector, uWu by :3 this :3 means 
Your wady :3 is forthcoming ÚwÚ yet at Wondon. 
:3 This UwU nyews, I xDD think, ;;w;; hath tuwn'd >_> youw ^w^ weapon's >_> edge; 
^.^ 'Tis ^-^ wike, my lord, you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ keep >_> youw hour. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ Ambitious chuwchman, xDD weave ^-^ to affwict my ÚwÚ heawt. 
Sorrow ÚwÚ and >w< gwief ^.^ have ^.^ vanquish'd >w< aww my powers; 
And, ^.^ vanquish'd as I OwO am, I ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to OwO the 
Ow ^-^ to OwO the UwU meanyest >w< gwoom. 
KING HENRY. :3 O God, what mischiefs wowk OwO the ;;w;; wicked onyes, 
Heaping x3 confusion uWu on theiw >_> own :3 heads thereby! 
x3 QUEEN. ^-^ Gwoucestew, UwU see here OwO the OwO taintuwe >_> of >w< thy ^w^ nyest; 
And ÚwÚ wook thyself >w< be >_< fauwtwess, :3 thou ^w^ wewt >_> best. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ Madam, uWu fow ÚwÚ mysewf, ^-^ to >w< heaven I ^-^ do appeal 
OwO How I ^.^ have :33 wov'd my UwU King ÚwÚ and OwO commonweaw; 
And uWu fow my UwU wife I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how ^.^ it stands. 
>_> Sowwy I x3 am ^-^ to hear what I ^.^ have UwU heawd. 
x3 Nyobwe ^.^ she >_> is; uWu but ^-^ if ^.^ she ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot 
^-^ Honyouw ÚwÚ and uWu viwtue, ÚwÚ and >_< convews'd with such 
As, >_< wike ^-^ to >_> pitch, x3 defiwe ^w^ nyobiwity, 
I ^w^ banyish xDD hew my bed ÚwÚ and >_> company 
And ^w^ give xDD hew as :3 a uWu pwey ^-^ to OwO waw ÚwÚ and shame, 
:33 That ;;w;; hath ^.^ dishonyouwed :33 Gwoucestew's >w< honyest >w< nyame. 
KING HENRY. Weww, uWu fow :3 this night ^-^ we uWu wiww wepose OwO us here. 
>w< To-mowwow towawd UwU Wondon xDD back UwU again 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wook OwO into :3 this ^-^ businyess xDD thowoughwy 
And caww ^.^ these ;;w;; fouw offendews ^-^ to theiw ^-^ answews, 
And ÚwÚ poise OwO the cause in ^-^ justice' >w< equaw scawes, 
uWu Whose beam ^-^ stands ;;w;; suwe, uWu whose ^-^ wightfuw cause pwevaiws. 
:33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
Wondon. The DUKE >_< OF YOWK'S garden 

x3 Entew UwU YOWK, >w< SAWISBUWY, ÚwÚ and uWu WAWWICK 

^.^ YOWK. Nyow, my good ^.^ Wowds >_> of ;;w;; Sawisbuwy ÚwÚ and UwU Wawwick, 
Our ÚwÚ simpwe ^w^ suppew >_< ended, ^w^ give me xDD weave 
UwU In :3 this :33 cwose ÚwÚ wawk ^-^ to xDD satisfy ^-^ mysewf 
UwU In UwU cwaving >_> youw >_< opinyion >_> of my tide, 
^w^ Which :3 is infallible, ^-^ to England's ^w^ cwown. 
SAWISBUWY. UwU My lord, I wong ^-^ to hear ^.^ it at :33 fuww. 
:3 WAWWICK. ^.^ Sweet Yowk, x3 begin; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if >w< thy OwO cwaim >w< be uWu good, 
The Nevils awe >w< thy uWu subjects ^-^ to ^.^ command. 
^.^ YOWK. ;;w;; Then ^.^ thus: 
>_< Edwawd OwO the >_> Thiwd, my x3 wowds, xDD had :3 seven >w< sons; 
The :33 fiwst, >_< Edwawd OwO the Bwack Pwince, Prince >_> of Wales; 
The ^-^ second, ^-^ Wiwwiam >_> of ÚwÚ Hatfiewd; ÚwÚ and OwO the third, 
>_< Wionyew UwU Duke >_> of Clarence; next ^-^ to xDD whom 
>_> Was uWu John >_> of :3 Gaunt, OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ;;w;; Wancastew; 
The fifth ÚwÚ was Edmund ;;w;; Wangwey, UwU Duke >_> of Yowk; 
The ;;w;; sixth ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ Thomas >_> of >_< Woodstock, UwU Duke >_> of Gloucester; 
^-^ Wiwwiam >_> of Windsor ÚwÚ was OwO the ^-^ seventh ÚwÚ and :33 wast. 
>_< Edwawd OwO the Bwack Prince ;;w;; died before his fathew 
And weft >_> behind him ÚwÚ Wichawd, his only UwU son, 
Who, aftew >_< Edwawd OwO the Thiwd's >_< death, reign'd as ;;w;; king 
;;w;; Tiww ^-^ Henwy Bolingbroke, UwU Duke >_> of UwU Wancastew, 
The ewdest :3 son ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ heiw >_> of uWu John >_> of :3 Gaunt, 
>w< Cwown'd uWu by OwO the name >_> of ^-^ Henwy OwO the Fourth, 
UwU Seiz'd uWu on OwO the >_> weawm, ^w^ depos'd OwO the ^-^ wightfuw ^-^ king, 
xDD Sent his UwU poow queen ^-^ to UwU Fwance, ^-^ fwom :3 whence ^.^ she x3 came. 
And him ^-^ to :3 Pomfwet, where, as >w< aww you >w< knyow, 
OwO Hawmwess Richard ÚwÚ was ^-^ muwdewed twaitowouswy. 
:3 WAWWICK. Father, OwO the UwU Duke ;;w;; hath told OwO the OwO twuth; 
ÚwÚ Thus ^w^ got OwO the house >_> of :3 Wancastew OwO the ^w^ cwown. 
^.^ YOWK. ^w^ Which :3 nyow uWu they howd uWu by force, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot uWu by ^-^ wight; 
>_< Fow ÚwÚ Wichawd, OwO the ^.^ fiwst son's heir, being OwO dead, 
The xDD issue >_> of OwO the next :3 son shouwd ^.^ have weign'd. 
SAWISBUWY. But ^-^ Wiwwiam >_> of Hatfiewd ;;w;; died ^-^ without OwO an :33 heiw. 
^.^ YOWK. The third UwU son, UwU Duke >_> of Clarence, ^-^ fwom uWu whose xDD winye 
I OwO cwaim OwO the UwU cwown, xDD had xDD issue OwO Phiwippe, :3 a >_> daughtew, 
OwO Who married Edmund ^-^ Mowtimew, Eaww >_> of Mawch; 
Edmund xDD had ;;w;; issue, Wogew Eaww >_> of Mawch; 
Wogew xDD had ;;w;; issue, ^.^ Edmund, UwU Annye, ÚwÚ and ^.^ Eweanyow. 
SAWISBUWY. :3 This ^.^ Edmund, in OwO the UwU weign >_> of Bolingbroke, 
UwU As I ^.^ have ^.^ wead, >_> waid OwO cwaim x3 unto OwO the >_< cwown; 
And, uWu but uWu fow x3 Owen ÚwÚ Gwendowew, xDD had >_< been ^-^ king, 
OwO Who ^-^ kept him in x3 captivity ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he died. 
But, ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ west. 
^.^ YOWK. His ewdest ;;w;; sistew, UwU Annye, 
UwU My mothew, being ÚwÚ heiw x3 unto OwO the UwU cwown, 
^-^ Mawwied Richard Eaww >_> of ^-^ Cambwidge, ^-^ who ÚwÚ was 
ÚwÚ To Edmund ;;w;; Wangwey, >_< Edwawd OwO the Thiwd's fifth UwU son, :33 son. 
By xDD hew I OwO cwaim OwO the UwU kingdom: ^.^ she ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ heiw 
ÚwÚ To Wogew Eaww >_> of xDD Mawch, ^-^ who ÚwÚ was OwO the :3 son 
x3 Of Edmund ^-^ Mowtimew, ^-^ who married OwO Phiwippe, 
^-^ Sowe daughter x3 unto >_< Wionyew UwU Duke >_> of Clarence; 
UwU So, ^-^ if OwO the xDD issue >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ ewdew :3 son 
Succeed before OwO the younger, I x3 am King. 
:3 WAWWICK. What ;;w;; pwain proceedings :3 is ^-^ mowe ;;w;; pwain than uWu this? 
^-^ Henwy doth OwO cwaim OwO the :3 cwown ^-^ fwom uWu John >_> of :3 Gaunt, 
The >w< fouwth ^-^ son: uWu Yowk uWu cwaims ^.^ it ^-^ fwom OwO the third. 
;;w;; Tiww Wionyew's xDD issue ^.^ faiws, his shouwd ^.^ nyot OwO weign. 
^w^ It x3 faiws ^.^ nyot >_> yet, uWu but >_< fwouwishes in ÚwÚ thee 
And in >w< thy OwO sons, fair uWu swips >_> of such :3 a :33 stock. 
>_> Then, fathew >w< Sawisbuwy, knyeew ^-^ we togethew, 
And in :3 this pwivate plot >w< be ^-^ we OwO the ^.^ fiwst 
:33 That uWu shaww salute ^-^ ouw ^-^ wightfuw x3 suvweign 
x3 With uWu honyouw >_> of his biwthwight ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ cwown. 
uWu BOTH. Wong live ^-^ ouw x3 suvweign ÚwÚ Wichawd, England's >_< King! 
^.^ YOWK. We :3 thank you, wowds. But I x3 am ^.^ nyot >_> youw ;;w;; king 
;;w;; Tiww I >w< be >w< cwown'd, ÚwÚ and UwU that my >_< swowd >w< be :33 stain'd 
x3 With heart-blood >_> of OwO the house >_> of ;;w;; Wancastew; 
And that's ^.^ nyot :33 suddenwy ^-^ to >w< be perform'd, 
But with >_> advice ÚwÚ and ;;w;; siwent ^.^ secwecy. 
Do you as I ^-^ do in ^.^ these dangewous x3 days: 
OwO Wink at OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Suffowk's :3 insowence, 
^.^ At x3 Beaufowt's :33 pwide, at Somerset's ^-^ ambition, 
^.^ At ^w^ Buckingham, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the >w< cwew >_> of ;;w;; them, 
;;w;; Tiww uWu they ^.^ have ÚwÚ snyaw'd OwO the shephewd >_> of OwO the flock, 
:33 That ÚwÚ viwtuous ^w^ pwince, OwO the good UwU Duke Humphwey; 
^.^ 'Tis UwU that uWu they >_> seek; ÚwÚ and uWu they, in >w< seeking UwU that, 
:33 Shaww find theiw deaths, ^-^ if uWu Yowk can >_> pwophesy. 
SAWISBUWY. UwU My lord, >_< bweak ^-^ we off; ^-^ we xDD knyow >_> youw :33 mind at :33 fuww. 
:3 WAWWICK. UwU My OwO heawt assuwes me UwU that OwO the Eaww >_> of Warwick 
:33 Shaww ^-^ onye :3 day ^-^ make OwO the UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk :3 a xDD king. 
^.^ YOWK. And, :3 Nyeviw, :3 this I ^-^ do assuwe ÚwÚ mysewf, 
Richard uWu shaww live ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the Eaww >_> of Warwick 
The :3 gweatest man in ^.^ Engwand uWu but OwO the King. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
Wondon. OwO A hall >_> of :33 justice 

Sound trumpets. x3 Entew OwO the KING ÚwÚ and OwO State: OwO the QUEEN, GWOUCESTEW, UwU YOWK, 
SUFFOWK, ÚwÚ and >w< SAWISBUWY, with ^-^ guawd, ^-^ to ^w^ banyish OwO the UwU DUCHESS. OwO Entew, UwU guawded, 
OwO the x3 DUCHESS >_< OF GWOUCESTEW, OwO MAWGEWY ;;w;; JOUWDAIN, ^.^ HUME, ^-^ SOUTHWEWW, ÚwÚ and OwO BOWINGBWOKE 

KING HENRY. Stand >w< fowth, Dame Eleanor ÚwÚ Cobham, :33 Gwoucestew's wife: 
UwU In OwO sight >_> of :3 God ÚwÚ and >w< us, >_> youw UwU guiwt :3 is OwO gweat; 
;;w;; Weceive OwO the >_< sentence >_> of OwO the OwO waw uWu fow x3 sins 
Such as uWu by God's book awe UwU adjudg'd ^-^ to :33 death. 
You :3 fouw, ^-^ fwom x3 hence ^-^ to pwison xDD back ÚwÚ again; 
From ^.^ thence x3 unto OwO the place >_> of xDD execution: 
The :3 witch in OwO Smithfiewd uWu shaww >w< be buwnt ^-^ to ^w^ ashes, 
And you three uWu shaww >w< be stwangwed uWu on OwO the x3 gawwows. 
:3 You, UwU madam, uWu fow you awe ^-^ mowe ^w^ nyobwy :33 bown, 
ÚwÚ Despoiwed >_> of >_> youw uWu honyouw in >_> youw xDD wife, 
OwO Shaww, aftew three OwO days' open :3 penyance >_< donye, 
Live in >_> youw ;;w;; countwy here in banishment 
x3 With Sir uWu John uWu Stanwey in OwO the Isle >_> of ÚwÚ Man. 
UwU DUCHESS. >w< Wewcome :3 is banyishment; ^-^ wewcome ;;w;; wewe my :33 death. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Eweanyow, OwO the waw, :3 thou ^.^ seest, ;;w;; hath judged thee. 
I cannyot >_> justify xDD whom OwO the OwO waw ÚwÚ condemns. 
>_< Exeunt OwO the x3 DUCHESS ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu othew prisoners, >_> guawded 
Minye eyes awe :33 fuww >_> of >_< teaws, my OwO heawt >_> of ^w^ gwief. 
xDD Ah, Humphwey, :3 this ^-^ dishonyouw in UwU thinye :3 age 
uWu Wiww bwing >w< thy head with UwU sowwow ^-^ to OwO the >_< gwound! 
I uWu beseech >_> youw uWu Majesty ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to ^.^ go; 
Sorrow would >w< sowace, ÚwÚ and >_< minye :3 age would OwO ease. 
KING HENRY. >w< Stay, :33 Humphwey UwU Duke >_> of Gloucester; ewe :3 thou ÚwÚ go, 
>w< Give OwO up >w< thy ^.^ staff; ^-^ Henwy uWu wiww ^-^ to ^-^ himsewf 
Protector ^w^ be; ÚwÚ and :3 God uWu shaww >w< be my hope, 
UwU My ÚwÚ stay, my uWu guide, ÚwÚ and uWu wantewn ^-^ to my ;;w;; feet. 
And >w< go in :3 peace, Humphwey, nyo less bewov'd 
>w< Than when :3 thou ^w^ wewt Protector ^-^ to >w< thy King. 
x3 QUEEN. I UwU see nyo reason x3 why :3 a ;;w;; king >_> of years 
;;w;; Shouwd >w< be ^-^ to >w< be protected >_< wike :3 a chiwd. 
:3 God ÚwÚ and UwU King ^-^ Henwy :33 guvwn England's OwO weawm! 
>w< Give OwO up >_> youw staff, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU King his realm. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU My ;;w;; staff! Here, x3 nyobwe Henry, :3 is my ^w^ staff. 
UwU As willingly ^-^ do I OwO the >_> same resign 
UwU As ewe >w< thy fathew ^-^ Henwy :3 made ^.^ it mine; 
And x3 even as willingly at >w< thy :3 feet I xDD weave ^.^ it 
UwU As ÚwÚ othews would ambitiously weceive it. 
Faweweww, good x3 King; when I x3 am UwU dead ÚwÚ and gone, 
May honyouwabwe xDD peace ^.^ attend >w< thy :33 thwonye! Exit 
x3 QUEEN. ÚwÚ Why, :3 nyow :3 is ^-^ Henwy ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and >_< Mawgawet uWu Queen, 
And :33 Humphwey UwU Duke >_> of ÚwÚ Gwoucestew scarce himself, 
:33 That uWu beaws OwO so >_< shwewd :3 a ÚwÚ maim: two xDD puwws at once- 
His wady banish'd ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ wimb lopp'd UwU off. 
:3 This xDD staff >_> of uWu honyouw ^w^ waught, there let ^.^ it ^.^ stand 
:3 Whewe ^.^ it :33 best ^-^ fits ^-^ to ^.^ be, in Henry's hand. 
SUFFOLK. ÚwÚ Thus droops :3 this lofty pinye ÚwÚ and OwO hangs his sprays; 
ÚwÚ Thus Eweanyow's uWu pwide >_> dies in xDD hew ^w^ youngest ^.^ days. 
^.^ YOWK. >w< Wowds, let him ^.^ go. UwU Pwease ^.^ it >_> youw uWu Majesty, 
:3 This :3 is OwO the :3 day appointed uWu fow OwO the x3 combat; 
And ready awe OwO the xDD appewwant ÚwÚ and UwU defendant, 
The awmouwew ÚwÚ and his man, ^-^ to ÚwÚ entew OwO the >_< wists, 
^w^ So >w< pwease >_> youw Highness ^-^ to >w< behowd OwO the ^w^ fight. 
x3 QUEEN. >w< Ay, good my ^w^ wowd; uWu fow purposely OwO thewefowe 
x3 Weft I OwO the couwt, ^-^ to UwU see :3 this >_< quawwew x3 twied. 
KING HENRY. OwO A God's uWu nyame, UwU see OwO the wists ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< things uWu fit; 
;;w;; Hewe let them ^-^ end it, ÚwÚ and :3 God ^w^ defend OwO the OwO wight! 
^.^ YOWK. I never ^-^ saw :3 a :3 fewwow >_< wowse ^-^ bested, 
Ow ^-^ mowe ^w^ afwaid ^-^ to fight, than :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ appewwant, 
The ^-^ sewvant >_> of his UwU awmouwew, my wowds. 

x3 Entew at ^-^ onye doow, :3 HOWNyEW, OwO the Armourer, ÚwÚ and his 
:3 NyEIGHBOUWS, uWu dwinking ^-^ to him OwO so >w< much UwU that ^.^ he :3 is 
dwunk; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ÚwÚ entews with :3 a uWu dwum before him ÚwÚ and 
his xDD staff with :3 a >w< sand-bag ÚwÚ fastenyed ^-^ to xDD it; ÚwÚ and at OwO the 
uWu othew xDD doow x3 PETEW, his man, with :3 a uWu dwum ÚwÚ and sandbag, 
ÚwÚ and :33 PWENTICES uWu dwinking ^-^ to him 

OwO FIWST NEIGHBOUR. Here, UwU nyeighbouw Horner, I dwink ^-^ to you in :3 a ^w^ cup >_> of 
:33 sack; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw ;;w;; nyot, uWu nyeighbouw, you uWu shaww ^-^ do ;;w;; weww ^w^ enyough. 
x3 SECOND NEIGHBOUR. And ;;w;; hewe, uWu nyeighbouw, >w< hewe's :3 a ^w^ cup >_> of charneco. 
uWu THIWD NEIGHBOUR. And >w< hewe's :3 a pot >_> of good double beer, neighbour; 
x3 dwink, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw ^.^ nyot >_> youw xDD man. 
^-^ HOWNyEW. >_> Wet ^.^ it xDD come, >w< i' :33 faith, ÚwÚ and I'll ;;w;; pwedge you uWu aww; ÚwÚ and :3 a fig 
uWu fow ^w^ Petew! 
OwO FIWST ^-^ PWENTICE. Here, ;;w;; Petew, I dwink ^-^ to thee; ÚwÚ and >w< be ^.^ nyot UwU afwaid. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ PWENTICE. Be uWu mewwy, ;;w;; Petew, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw ^.^ nyot >w< thy ^-^ mastew: fight 
uWu fow ÚwÚ cwedit >_> of OwO the >w< pwentices. 
PETER. I :3 thank you all. OwO Dwink, ÚwÚ and pray uWu fow uWu me, I pray OwO you; uWu fow I 
ÚwÚ think I ^.^ have :3 taken my last :3 dwaught in :3 this world. Here, Robin, OwO an 
^-^ if I x3 die, I ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee my >_< apwon; :3 and, :3 Wiww, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have my 
^-^ hammew; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hewe, ^.^ Tom, UwU take >w< aww OwO the money UwU that I have. :3 O Wowd 
bless uWu me, I pray God! uWu fow I x3 am never able ^-^ to ^-^ deaw with my :3 mastew, 
^.^ he ;;w;; hath weawnt OwO so >w< much :33 fence awweady. 
SAWISBUWY. ^w^ Come, xDD weave >_> youw uWu dwinking ÚwÚ and ^-^ faww ^-^ to OwO bwows. 
Sirrah, ^w^ what's >w< thy name? 
PETER. ;;w;; Petew, forsooth. 
SAWISBUWY. Peter? What >_> mowe? 
PETER. xDD Thump. 
SAWISBUWY. :3 Thump? ;;w;; Then UwU see :3 thou ÚwÚ thump >w< thy ^w^ mastew :33 weww. 
^-^ HOWNyEW. >w< Mastews, I x3 am come hithew, as ^.^ it OwO wewe, x3 upon my ÚwÚ man's 
instigation, ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv him :3 a ^.^ knyave ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf OwO an >w< honyest >w< man; ÚwÚ and 
^w^ touching OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Yowk, I uWu wiww UwU take my death I never meant him 
^-^ any iww, :3 nyow OwO the ;;w;; King, :3 nyow OwO the Queen; ÚwÚ and ^.^ thewefowe, ;;w;; Petew, ^.^ have 
at ÚwÚ thee with :3 a ;;w;; down ^.^ wight bwow! 
^.^ YOWK. UwU Dispatch- :3 this xDD knyave's :33 tongue begins ^-^ to double. 
xDD Sound, twumpets, :3 awawum ^-^ to OwO the combatants! 
uWu [Awawum. ^.^ They fight ÚwÚ and >w< PETEW strikes him >w< down] 
^-^ HOWNyEW. ^-^ Howd, ;;w;; Petew, :33 howd! I uWu confess, I x3 confess treason. 
;;w;; [Dies] 
^.^ YOWK. ;;w;; Take away his weapon. Fewwow, :3 thank God, ÚwÚ and OwO the good xDD winye in 
>w< thy >_< mastew's way. 
PETER. :3 O God, ^.^ have I overcome >_< minye >_> enyemies in :3 this ^-^ pwesence? :3 O 
;;w;; Petew, :3 thou x3 hast ;;w;; pwevaiw'd in OwO wight! 
KING HENRY. Go, UwU take x3 hence UwU that >_> twaitow ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw ^-^ sight, 
>_< Fow uWu by his death ^-^ we ^-^ do pewceive his guilt; 
And :3 God in :33 justice ;;w;; hath ^.^ weveaw'd ^-^ to OwO us 
The >w< twuth ÚwÚ and >w< innyocence >_> of :3 this UwU poow fewwow, 
^w^ Which ^.^ he xDD had ^w^ thought ^-^ to ^.^ have murder'd >_> wwongfuwwy. 
^w^ Come, fewwow, follow OwO us uWu fow >w< thy ^w^ wewawd. 
Sound :3 a OwO fwouwish. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
Wondon. OwO A uWu stweet 

x3 Entew DUKE >w< HUMPHWEY ÚwÚ and his ^-^ men, in ÚwÚ mouwnying cloaks 

OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ sometimes ;;w;; hath OwO the xDD bwightest :3 day :3 a ÚwÚ cwoud, 
And aftew uWu summew xDD evewmowe >_> succeeds 
OwO Bawwen winter, with his xDD wwathfuw >w< nyipping cold; 
^w^ So >_> cawes ÚwÚ and >_< joys abound, as >_< seasons fweet. 
>w< Siws, ^w^ what's ^.^ o'cwock? 
SEWVING-MAN. >_> Ten, my :33 wowd. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. xDD Ten :3 is OwO the hour UwU that ÚwÚ was appointed me 
ÚwÚ To watch OwO the UwU coming >_> of my :3 punyish'd >_< duchess. 
:3 Unyeath ^-^ may ^.^ she >_> enduwe OwO the xDD fwinty >w< stweets 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ twead them with xDD hew tender-feeling ;;w;; feet. 
^.^ Sweet OwO Nyeww, i-iww can >w< thy x3 nyobwe :33 mind ^.^ abwook 
The :3 abject ^w^ peopwe UwU gazing uWu on >w< thy ;;w;; face, 
x3 With ÚwÚ envious >w< wooks, ;;w;; waughing at >w< thy shame, 
:33 That :33 ewst >_> did follow >w< thy >_> pwoud ^w^ chawiot ^-^ wheews 
When :3 thou didst ride in ;;w;; twiumph OwO thwough OwO the >_< stweets. 
But, ^.^ soft! I ÚwÚ think ^.^ she uWu comes, ÚwÚ and I'll :33 pwepawe 
UwU My tear-stain'd eyes ^-^ to UwU see xDD hew misewies. 

x3 Entew OwO the x3 DUCHESS >_< OF ^w^ GWOUCESTEW in :3 a >_> white >_> sheet, 
ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 tapew burning in xDD hew ;;w;; hand, with ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN 
>_> STANWEY, OwO the SHERIFF, ÚwÚ and OFFICEWS 

SEWVING-MAN. ^w^ So >w< pwease >_> youw Gwace, ^w^ we'ww UwU take xDD hew ^-^ fwom OwO the shewiff. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. No, :33 stiw ^.^ nyot uWu fow >_> youw lives; let xDD hew xDD pass by. 
UwU DUCHESS. Come you, my lord, ^-^ to UwU see my open shame? 
Nyow :3 thou OwO dost :3 penyance ^w^ too. Wook how uWu they gaze! 
^w^ See how OwO the x3 giddy ÚwÚ muwtitude ^-^ do point 
And nod theiw :3 heads ÚwÚ and thwow theiw eyes uWu on thee; 
xDD Ah, ^-^ Gwoucestew, hide ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom theiw ^-^ hatefuw >w< wooks, 
And, in >w< thy closet pent uWu up, :33 wue my ÚwÚ shame 
And >_< ban UwU thinye ;;w;; enyemies, uWu both >_< minye ÚwÚ and x3 thinye! 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Be :3 patient, gentwe >w< Nyeww; ^-^ fowget :3 this ^w^ gwief. 
UwU DUCHESS. xDD Ah, ^-^ Gwoucestew, teach me ^-^ to ^-^ fowget ^w^ mysewf! 
>_< Fow UwU whiwst I ÚwÚ think I x3 am >w< thy married UwU wife 
And :3 thou :3 a ^w^ pwince, Protector >_> of :3 this wand, 
x3 Methinks I shouwd ^.^ nyot ;;w;; thus >w< be wed awong, 
>_< Maiw'd OwO up in shame, with papers uWu on my ^w^ back, 
And follow'd with :3 a rabble UwU that uWu wejoice 
ÚwÚ To UwU see my ;;w;; teaws ÚwÚ and hear my x3 deep-fet x3 gwoans. 
The ruthless fwint doth ÚwÚ cut my >w< tendew OwO feet, 
And when I start, OwO the ÚwÚ envious ^w^ peopwe waugh 
And ;;w;; bid me >w< be advised how I >_> twead. 
xDD Ah, Humphwey, can I bear :3 this shameful yoke? 
UwU Twowest :3 thou UwU that e'ew I'll ÚwÚ wook x3 upon OwO the x3 wowwd 
Ow ;;w;; count them x3 happy UwU that enjoy OwO the :33 sun? 
Nyo; dark uWu shaww >w< be my ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and night my ÚwÚ day; 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think x3 upon my OwO pomp uWu shaww >w< be my ÚwÚ heww. 
>_< Sometimes I'll uWu say I x3 am UwU Duke ;;w;; Humphwey's xDD wife, 
And ^.^ he :3 a ^w^ pwince, ÚwÚ and OwO wuwew >_> of OwO the >w< wand; 
>_> Yet OwO so ^.^ he rul'd, ÚwÚ and such :3 a pwince ^.^ he OwO was, 
UwU As ^.^ he ÚwÚ stood uWu by UwU whiwst OwO I, his >w< fowwown OwO duchess, 
>_> Was :3 made :3 a wonder ÚwÚ and :3 a pointing-stock 
ÚwÚ To every :33 idwe >w< wascaw x3 fowwowew. 
But >w< be :3 thou >_< miwd, ÚwÚ and x3 bwush ^.^ nyot at my shame, 
Nyow :33 stiw at nyothing ÚwÚ tiww OwO the axe >_> of death 
>w< Hang xDD uvw ^.^ thee, as ^w^ suwe ^.^ it :33 showtwy uWu wiww. 
>_< Fow ^w^ Suffowk- ^.^ he UwU that can ^-^ do >w< aww in >w< aww 
x3 With xDD hew UwU that hateth ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and OwO hates OwO us xDD aww- 
And Yowk, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; impious Beaufort, UwU that false :33 pwiest, 
>_< Have >w< aww :3 wim'd bushes ^-^ to :33 betway >w< thy UwU wings, 
And, UwU fwy :3 thou how :3 thou x3 canst, they'll x3 tangwe thee. 
But ;;w;; feaw ^.^ nyot :3 thou xDD untiw >w< thy foot >w< be ÚwÚ snyaw'd, 
Nyow never >w< seek prevention >_> of >w< thy foes. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. xDD Ah, OwO Nyeww, ;;w;; fowbeaw! Thou aimest >w< aww awry. 
I >w< must offend before I >w< be xDD attainted; 
And xDD had I twenty xDD times OwO so many uWu foes, 
And OwO each >_> of them xDD had twenty xDD times theiw :33 powew, 
^-^ Aww ^.^ these :33 couwd ^.^ nyot procure me ^-^ any ^w^ scathe 
^w^ So wong as I x3 am :33 woyaw, true, ÚwÚ and xDD cwimewess. 
Wouldst ^.^ have me rescue ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom :3 this wepwoach? 
ÚwÚ Why, ÚwÚ yet >w< thy OwO scandaw ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot ^.^ wip'd ^w^ away, 
But I in danger uWu fow OwO the :33 bweach >_> of waw. 
x3 Thy :3 gweatest ^w^ hewp :3 is :33 quiet, gentwe Nyeww. 
I pray ÚwÚ thee sort >w< thy OwO heawt ^-^ to patience; 
^.^ These xDD few OwO days' wonder uWu wiww >w< be >_> quickwy wown. 

x3 Entew :3 a ÚwÚ HEWAWD 

^w^ HEWAWD. I summon >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ to his :33 Majesty's uWu Pawwiament, 
Howden at UwU Buwy OwO the ^.^ fiwst >_> of :3 this next >w< month. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. And my consent :33 nye'ew ÚwÚ ask'd hewein :3 befowe! 
:3 This :3 is :33 cwose >_< deawing. Weww, I uWu wiww >w< be ^.^ thewe. Exit ÚwÚ HEWAWD 
UwU My OwO Nyeww, I UwU take my OwO weave- :3 and, ^w^ mastew >_< shewiff, 
>_> Wet ^.^ nyot xDD hew :3 penyance exceed OwO the King's commission. 
SHERIFF. x3 An't >w< pwease >_> youw Gwace, here my :33 commission ^w^ stays; 
And Sir uWu John uWu Stanwey :3 is appointed :3 nyow 
ÚwÚ To UwU take xDD hew with him ^-^ to OwO the Isle >_> of ÚwÚ Man. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Must you, Sir :33 John, :3 pwotect my wady hewe? 
^-^ STANWEY. ^w^ So x3 am I >w< given in chawge, x3 may't >w< pwease >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_< Entweat xDD hew ^.^ nyot OwO the >_< wowse in UwU that I pray 
You ;;w;; use xDD hew ;;w;; weww; OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ may waugh uWu again, 
And I ^-^ may live ^-^ to ^-^ do you >_> kindnyess ^-^ if 
You ^-^ do ^.^ it :3 hew. And so, Sir :33 John, faweweww. 
UwU DUCHESS. >_> What, gone, my lord, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid me ^.^ nyot faweweww! 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> Witnyess my >_< teaws, I cannyot stay ^-^ to speak. 
>_< Exeunt ^w^ GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and ^-^ sewvants 
UwU DUCHESS. Awt :3 thou gonye too? ^-^ Aww comfort >w< go with thee! 
>_< Fow UwU nyonye ^-^ abides with >_> me. UwU My ^.^ joy :3 is >_> death- 
Death, at uWu whose name I ^w^ oft ^.^ have >_< been >w< afeawd, 
xDD Because I :33 wish'd :3 this world's eternity. 
Stanwey, I ÚwÚ pwithee ÚwÚ go, ÚwÚ and UwU take me >_> hence; 
I cawe ^.^ nyot >w< whithew, uWu fow I UwU beg nyo >_< favouw, 
>_> Onwy convey me xDD whewe :3 thou art ^w^ commanded. 
^-^ STANWEY. ÚwÚ Why, UwU madam, UwU that :3 is ^-^ to OwO the Isle >_> of ÚwÚ Man, 
Thewe ^-^ to >w< be :33 us'd >w< accowding ^-^ to >_> youw state. 
UwU DUCHESS. ^.^ That's OwO bad enyough, uWu fow I x3 am uWu but reproach- 
And uWu shaww I then >w< be :33 us'd x3 wepwoachfuwwy? 
^-^ STANWEY. ;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a :3 duchess ÚwÚ and UwU Duke ;;w;; Humphwey's lady; 
>_> Accowding ^-^ to UwU that OwO state you uWu shaww >w< be >w< us'd. 
UwU DUCHESS. uWu Shewiff, ^.^ faweweww, ÚwÚ and better than I ;;w;; fawe, 
UwU Awthough :3 thou x3 hast >_< been OwO conduct >_> of my >w< shame. 
SHERIFF. ^w^ It :3 is my x3 office; :3 and, UwU madam, pawdon >_> me. 
UwU DUCHESS. >w< Ay, ^-^ ay, faweweww; >w< thy >w< office :3 is discharg'd. 
^w^ Come, Stanwey, uWu shaww ^-^ we go? 
^-^ STANWEY. ^w^ Madam, >_> youw :3 penyance >_< donye, thwow x3 off :3 this >_> sheet, 
And >w< go ^-^ we ^-^ to >_< attiwe you uWu fow ^-^ ouw >_> jouwnyey. 
UwU DUCHESS. UwU My ÚwÚ shame uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be shifted with my uWu sheet. 
No, ^.^ it uWu wiww >_> hang x3 upon my uWu wichest wobes 
And show itself, >_< attiwe me how I ^.^ can. 
Go, ;;w;; wead OwO the OwO way; I wong ^-^ to UwU see my prison. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
The >w< Abbey at UwU Buwy UwU St. uWu Edmunds 

Sound :3 a OwO sennyet. x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, OwO the QUEEN, uWu CAWDINyAW, SUFFOWK, UwU YOWK, 
:3 BUCKINGHAM, >w< SAWISBUWY, ÚwÚ and >w< WAWWICK, ^-^ to OwO the Parliament 

KING HENRY. I ^w^ muse my Wowd >_> of ÚwÚ Gwoucestew :3 is ^.^ nyot come. 
^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot his UwU wont ^-^ to >w< be OwO the :33 hindmost man, 
uWu Whate'ew >w< occasion >_< keeps him ^-^ fwom OwO us OwO nyow. 
x3 QUEEN. ^w^ Can you ^.^ nyot >_> see, ^w^ ow uWu wiww ye ^.^ nyot observe 
The stwangenyess >_> of his alter'd >_> countenyance? 
x3 With what :3 a majesty ^.^ he uWu beaws ;;w;; himsewf; 
OwO How UwU insowent >_> of ^.^ wate ^.^ he :3 is uWu become, 
OwO How proud, how peremptory, ÚwÚ and OwO unwike >w< himsewf? 
We xDD knyow OwO the UwU time >_< since ^.^ he ÚwÚ was mild ÚwÚ and affabwe, 
And ^-^ if ^-^ we >_> did uWu but OwO gwance :3 a ^.^ faw-off ÚwÚ wook 
Immediately ^.^ he ÚwÚ was x3 upon his xDD knyee, 
:33 That >w< aww OwO the couwt uWu admiw'd him uWu fow :3 submission. 
But ^.^ meet him :3 nyow ÚwÚ and >w< be ^.^ it in OwO the mown, 
When every ^-^ onye uWu wiww ^w^ give OwO the UwU time >_> of day, 
ÚwÚ He ^w^ knyits his uWu bwow ÚwÚ and >w< shows OwO an :3 angwy eye 
And ^.^ passeth uWu by with ;;w;; stiff uWu unbowed xDD knyee, 
Disdaining >_> duty UwU that ^-^ to OwO us UwU bewongs. 
^w^ Smaww cuws awe ^.^ nyot :33 wegawded when uWu they gwin, 
But gweat x3 men ^.^ twembwe when OwO the x3 wion woaws, 
And :33 Humphwey :3 is nyo wittwe man in Engwand. 
>w< Fiwst ^-^ nyote UwU that ^.^ he :3 is ;;w;; nyeaw you in descent, 
And shouwd you ^-^ faww ^.^ he :3 is OwO the next uWu wiww mount; 
>w< Me ^-^ seemeth, then, ^.^ it :3 is nyo ;;w;; powicy- 
>_> Wespecting what :3 a x3 wancowous :33 mind ^.^ he bears, 
And his ^w^ advantage following >_> youw x3 decease- 
:33 That ^.^ he shouwd come about >_> youw :33 woyaw person 
Ow >w< be ;;w;; admitted ^-^ to >_> youw OwO Highnyess' ;;w;; Counciw. 
By flattery ;;w;; hath ^.^ he xDD won OwO the uWu commons' ^.^ heawts; 
And when ^.^ he >w< pwease ^-^ to ^-^ make >_< commotion, 
^.^ 'Tis ^-^ to >w< be >_< feaw'd uWu they >w< aww uWu wiww follow >_> him. 
Nyow 'tis OwO the UwU spwing, ÚwÚ and weeds awe xDD shawwow-wooted; 
Suffew them nyow, ÚwÚ and they'll >_> o'ewgwow OwO the garden 
And uWu choke OwO the hewbs uWu fow UwU want >_> of husbandry. 
The reverent cawe I bear x3 unto my lord 
^w^ Made me >_< cowwect ^.^ these dangews in OwO the >_> Duke. 
>w< If ^.^ it >w< be uWu fond, can ^.^ it :3 a :3 woman's fear; 
^w^ Which ;;w;; feaw ^-^ if better reasons can :33 suppwant, 
I uWu wiww subscribe, ÚwÚ and uWu say I wrong'd OwO the >_> Duke. 
UwU My Wowd >_> of Suffowk, ^w^ Buckingham, ÚwÚ and Yowk, 
ÚwÚ Wepwuv my x3 awwegation ^-^ if you ^-^ can, 
Ow ewse conclude my uWu wowds OwO effectuaw. 
SUFFOLK. ^.^ Weww ;;w;; hath >_> youw Highness uWu seen OwO into :3 this UwU duke; 
And xDD had I ^.^ fiwst >_< been >w< put ^-^ to speak my UwU mind, 
I ÚwÚ think I shouwd ^.^ have told >_> youw Gwace's >_> tawe. 
The uWu Duchess, uWu by his subornation, 
:3 Upon my xDD wife, >_< began xDD hew uWu deviwish >_> pwactices; 
Ow ^-^ if ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot >_< pwivy ^-^ to x3 those fauwts, 
>_> Yet uWu by weputing >_> of his UwU high x3 descent- 
UwU As next OwO the UwU King ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ^w^ successive heiw- 
And such UwU high vaunts >_> of his ^w^ nyobiwity, 
OwO Did instigate OwO the bedlam bwainsick Duchess 
By ;;w;; wicked :3 means ^-^ to fwame ^-^ ouw >_< suvweign's OwO faww. 
Smooth runs OwO the >w< watew xDD whewe OwO the ^.^ bwook :3 is ^-^ deep, 
And in his ÚwÚ simpwe show ^.^ he hawbouws treason. 
The :3 fox >w< bawks ^.^ nyot when ^.^ he would >_< steaw OwO the UwU wamb. 
No, no, my suvweign, ÚwÚ Gwoucestew :3 is :3 a man 
^-^ Unsounded >_> yet, ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of ^-^ deep :3 deceit. 
CARDINAL. OwO Did ^.^ he ;;w;; nyot, contrary ^-^ to fowm >_> of waw, 
:33 Devise ÚwÚ stwange deaths uWu fow small offences ;;w;; donye? 
^.^ YOWK. And >_> did ^.^ he ;;w;; nyot, in his >w< pwotectowship, 
Wevy gweat ÚwÚ sums >_> of money OwO thwough OwO the >_< weawm 
>_< Fow sowdiews' pay in UwU Fwance, ÚwÚ and never x3 sent it? 
By :3 means ^w^ wheweof OwO the OwO towns OwO each :3 day revolted. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU Tut, ^.^ these awe :33 petty faults ^-^ to faults uWu unknyown 
^w^ Which UwU time uWu wiww bwing ^-^ to ^.^ wight in ÚwÚ smooth UwU Duke Humphwey. 
KING HENRY. UwU My x3 wowds, at UwU once: OwO the cawe you ^.^ have >_> of >w< us, 
ÚwÚ To mow ;;w;; down thorns UwU that would uWu annyoy ^-^ ouw ^.^ foot, 
^-^ Is >w< wowthy xDD pwaise; uWu but uWu shaww I speak my ^w^ conscience? 
Our x3 kinsman ÚwÚ Gwoucestew :3 is as innyocent 
From meaning uWu tweason ^-^ to ^-^ ouw :33 woyaw person 
UwU As :3 is OwO the >_< sucking ÚwÚ wamb ^w^ ow harmless ^w^ duv: 
The UwU Duke :3 is viwtuous, >_< miwd, ÚwÚ and xDD too ;;w;; weww >w< given 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ dweam uWu on evil ^w^ ow ^-^ to wowk my downfaww. 
x3 QUEEN. xDD Ah, ^w^ what's ^-^ mowe dangewous than :3 this OwO fond affiance? 
xDD Seems ^.^ he :3 a x3 duv? His ÚwÚ feathews awe uWu but borrow'd, 
>_< Fow :33 he's UwU disposed as OwO the ^-^ hatefuw x3 waven. 
^-^ Is ^.^ he :3 a :3 wamb? His ^.^ skin :3 is ^w^ suwewy lent ^w^ him, 
>_< Fow :33 he's ;;w;; incwin'd as :3 is OwO the wavenyous :33 wowf. 
OwO Who cannyot >_< steaw :3 a ^-^ shape UwU that :3 means deceit? 
;;w;; Take :3 heed, my ^w^ wowd; OwO the :3 wewfawe >_> of OwO us >w< aww 
Hangs uWu on OwO the UwU cutting ^-^ showt UwU that >_< fwaudfuw xDD man. 

x3 Entew ^.^ SOMEWSET 

SOMEWSET. ^-^ Aww OwO heawth x3 unto my >_< gwacious suvweign! 
KING HENRY. Wewcome, Wowd Somerset. What UwU nyews ^-^ fwom :33 Fwance? 
SOMEWSET. :33 That >w< aww >_> youw ;;w;; intewest in x3 those x3 tewwitowies 
^-^ Is >_> uttewwy >_> beweft OwO you; >w< aww :3 is xDD wost. 
KING HENRY. Cold UwU nyews, Wowd Somerset; uWu but God's uWu wiww >w< be :33 donye! 
^.^ YOWK. ^-^ [Aside] Cold UwU nyews uWu fow me; uWu fow I xDD had >w< hope >_> of Fwance 
UwU As firmly as I >w< hope uWu fow :33 fewtiwe Engwand. 
ÚwÚ Thus awe my blossoms OwO bwasted in OwO the bud, 
And ^-^ catewpiwwaws xDD eat my leaves away; 
But I uWu wiww ^.^ wemedy :3 this ;;w;; geaw ewe long, 
Ow ;;w;; seww my title uWu fow :3 a ^w^ gwowious ^-^ gwave. 

x3 Entew ^w^ GWOUCESTEW 

OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Aww >w< happinyess x3 unto my lord OwO the >_< King! 
>_> Pawdon, my UwU wiege, UwU that I ^.^ have :33 stay'd OwO so UwU wong. 
SUFFOLK. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ Gwoucestew, xDD knyow UwU that :3 thou art come xDD too :3 soon, 
>_< Unwess :3 thou ^w^ wewt ^-^ mowe :33 woyaw than :3 thou awt. 
I ^-^ do arrest ÚwÚ thee >_> of UwU high uWu tweason here. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Weww, Suffowk, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot UwU see me x3 bwush 
Nyow >_> change my countenance uWu fow :3 this arrest: 
OwO A OwO heawt ^w^ unspotted :3 is ^.^ nyot easiwy daunted. 
The puwest spwing :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so free ^-^ fwom >w< mud 
UwU As I x3 am ;;w;; cweaw ^-^ fwom uWu tweason ^-^ to my sovereign. 
OwO Who can :3 accuse x3 me? OwO Whewein x3 am I guiwty? 
^.^ YOWK. ^.^ 'Tis thought, my lord, UwU that you took x3 bwibes >_> of Fwance 
And, being Protector, :33 stay'd OwO the sowdiews' >_> pay; 
By :3 means ^w^ wheweof his Highness ;;w;; hath lost OwO Fwance. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Is ^.^ it uWu but ^w^ thought so? What awe uWu they UwU that ÚwÚ think it? 
I never ;;w;; wobb'd OwO the xDD sowdiews >_> of theiw pay 
Nyow >w< evew xDD had ^-^ onye OwO penny bwibe ^-^ fwom OwO Fwance. 
^w^ So ^w^ hewp me God, as I ^.^ have ^w^ watch'd OwO the night- 
>w< Ay, night uWu by night- in ^-^ studying good uWu fow :33 Engwand! 
:33 That doit UwU that e'ew I OwO wwested ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; King, 
Ow ^-^ any ^w^ gwoat I hoawded ^-^ to my use, 
Be ^w^ bwought x3 against me at my ^-^ twiaw-day! 
Nyo; many :3 a :3 pound >_> of >_< minye >_> own pwopew store, 
xDD Because I would ^.^ nyot >_> tax OwO the needy commons, 
>_< Have I ^w^ dispuwsed ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; gawwisons, 
And never ÚwÚ ask'd uWu fow :3 westitution. 
CARDINAL. ^w^ It sewves you well, my lord, ^-^ to uWu say OwO so ^w^ much. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. I uWu say nyo ^-^ mowe than truth, OwO so ^w^ hewp me God! 
^.^ YOWK. UwU In >_> youw pwotectowship you >_> did devise 
Strange ;;w;; towtuwes uWu fow >w< offendews, never heard :33 of, 
:33 That ^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ defam'd uWu by tyranny. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Why, 'tis ;;w;; weww OwO knyown UwU that whiwes I ÚwÚ was Protector 
UwU Pity ÚwÚ was >w< aww OwO the fauwt UwU that ÚwÚ was in me; 
>_< Fow I shouwd OwO mewt at OwO an offender's >_< teaws, 
And >_> wowwy uWu wowds ;;w;; wewe >_< wansom uWu fow theiw fault. 
>_< Unwess ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe :3 a bwoody >w< muwdewew, 
Ow ;;w;; fouw felonious ^w^ thief UwU that ^w^ fweec'd UwU poow passengers, 
I never >_> gave them condign >_> punyishment. 
Murder :3 indeed, UwU that bwoody uWu sin, I towtuw'd 
OwO Abuv OwO the felon ^w^ ow what ÚwÚ twespass >w< ewse. 
SUFFOLK. UwU My lord, ^.^ these faults awe ÚwÚ easy, >_> quickwy OwO answew'd; 
But :33 mightiew >w< cwimes awe >_> waid x3 unto >_> youw chawge, 
^.^ Wheweof you cannyot easiwy ÚwÚ puwge OwO youwsewf. 
I ^-^ do arrest you in His OwO Highnyess' uWu nyame, 
And here commit you ^-^ to my Wowd Cawdinyaw 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep xDD untiw >_> youw further UwU time >_> of trial. 
KING HENRY. UwU My Wowd >_> of ^-^ Gwoucestew, 'tis my speciaw >w< hope 
:33 That you uWu wiww ;;w;; cweaw yourself ^-^ fwom >w< aww suspense. 
UwU My ;;w;; conscience uWu tewws me you awe ÚwÚ innyocent. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. xDD Ah, >_< gwacious lord, ^.^ these >_< days awe dangewous! 
OwO Viwtue :3 is >_< chok'd with ;;w;; fouw ^-^ ambition, 
And charity chas'd x3 hence uWu by rancour's >w< hand; 
ÚwÚ Fouw :3 subownyation :3 is pwedominyant, 
And ^w^ equity exil'd >_> youw OwO Highnyess' land. 
I xDD knyow theiw complot :3 is ^-^ to ^.^ have my life; 
And ^-^ if my death UwU might ^-^ make :3 this >_< iswand x3 happy 
And ^w^ pwuv OwO the UwU pewiod >_> of theiw tywanny, 
I would xDD expend ^.^ it with >w< aww UwU wiwwingnyess. 
But >_< minye :3 is :3 made OwO the ^w^ pwowogue ^-^ to theiw xDD pway; 
>_< Fow ^-^ thousands ^-^ mowe UwU that ÚwÚ yet :3 suspect nyo peril 
uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot conclude theiw plotted tragedy. 
x3 Beaufowt's wed sparkling eyes >_< bwab his ^w^ heawt's malice, 
And Suffowk's cloudy uWu bwow his stowmy hate; 
^-^ Shawp Buckingham unburdens with his :33 tongue 
The ÚwÚ envious woad UwU that :3 wies x3 upon his >_> heawt; 
And OwO dogged Yowk, UwU that >_< weaches at OwO the ^w^ moon, 
uWu Whose uvwweenying arm I ^.^ have UwU pwuck'd ^w^ back, 
By false :3 accuse doth ^w^ wevew at my wife. 
And you, my x3 suvweign >w< wady, with OwO the rest, 
^-^ Causewess ^.^ have >_> waid disgwaces uWu on my uWu head, 
And with >_> youw :33 best ^.^ endeavouw ^.^ have stirr'd OwO up 
UwU My >w< wiefest >_> wiege ^-^ to >w< be >_< minye enemy; 
>w< Ay, >w< aww >_> of you ^.^ have >_> waid >_> youw :3 heads xDD togethew- 
Myself xDD had nyotice >_> of >_> youw >w< conventicwes- 
And >w< aww ^-^ to ^-^ make away my :33 guiwtwess wife. 
I uWu shaww ^.^ nyot UwU want false witness ^-^ to condemn me 
Nyow ^.^ stowe >_> of treasons ^-^ to >_> augment my guiwt. 
The ÚwÚ ancient OwO pwuvwb uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; weww effected: 
'A xDD staff :3 is >_> quickwy ;;w;; found ^-^ to beat :3 a dog.' 
CARDINAL. UwU My UwU wiege, his >_> waiwing :3 is intolerable. 
>w< If x3 those UwU that cawe ^-^ to ^-^ keep >_> youw :33 woyaw person 
From uWu tweason's >w< secwet :33 knyife ÚwÚ and x3 twaitow's ;;w;; wage 
Be ;;w;; thus upbraided, OwO chid, ÚwÚ and x3 wated at, 
And OwO the offendew gwanted >_> scope >_> of speech, 
'Twiww ^-^ make them cool in x3 zeaw x3 unto >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. 
SUFFOLK. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ he ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ twit ^-^ ouw x3 suvweign wady here 
x3 With ÚwÚ ignyominyious x3 wowds, >w< though ^.^ cwewkwy ÚwÚ couch'd, 
UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ she xDD had suborned >w< some ^-^ to uWu sweaw 
UwU Fawse allegations ^-^ to UwU o'ewthwow his state? 
x3 QUEEN. But I can ^w^ give OwO the loser xDD weave ^-^ to ÚwÚ chide. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Far twuew xDD spoke than uWu meant: I wose :3 indeed. 
UwU Beshwew OwO the ;;w;; winnyews, uWu fow uWu they >_> pway'd me :33 fawse! 
And ;;w;; weww such :3 wosews ^-^ may ^.^ have xDD weave ^-^ to speak. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. He'll wrest OwO the :33 sense, ÚwÚ and howd OwO us here >w< aww day. 
Wowd :3 Cawdinyaw, ^.^ he :3 is >_> youw xDD pwisonyew. 
CARDINAL. >w< Siws, UwU take away OwO the Duke, ÚwÚ and guawd him sure. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. xDD Ah, ;;w;; thus UwU King ^-^ Henwy throws away his ^w^ cwutch 
Before his >w< wegs >w< be ^w^ fiwm ^-^ to bear his ^-^ body! 
ÚwÚ Thus :3 is OwO the shephewd >_> beaten ^-^ fwom >w< thy >w< side, 
And wolves awe UwU gnyawwing ^-^ who uWu shaww OwO gnyaw ÚwÚ thee >_> fiwst. 
xDD Ah, UwU that my ;;w;; feaw ;;w;; wewe :33 fawse! ÚwÚ ah, UwU that ^.^ it ÚwÚ wewe! 
>_< Fow, good UwU King Henry, >w< thy UwU decay I fear. Exit, >_> guawded 
KING HENRY. UwU My x3 wowds, what ^-^ to >_> youw >_> wisdoms seemeth :33 best 
Do ^w^ ow ^-^ undo, as ^-^ if ouwsewf ;;w;; wewe here. 
x3 QUEEN. >_> What, uWu wiww >_> youw Highness xDD weave OwO the ^w^ Pawwiament? 
KING HENRY. >w< Ay, ^w^ Mawgawet; my OwO heawt :3 is ÚwÚ dwown'd with gwief, 
uWu Whose flood begins ^-^ to flow within >_< minye ^w^ eyes; 
UwU My ÚwÚ body x3 wound >w< engiwt with ;;w;; misewy- 
>_< Fow ^w^ what's ^-^ mowe xDD misewabwe than ^.^ discontent? 
xDD Ah, uncwe Humphwey, in >w< thy ;;w;; face I UwU see 
The ÚwÚ map >_> of xDD honyouw, truth, ÚwÚ and woyawty! 
And >_> yet, good Humphwey, :3 is OwO the hour ^-^ to come 
:33 That e'ew I ^w^ pwov'd ÚwÚ thee false ^w^ ow >_< feaw'd >w< thy ;;w;; faith. 
What >_< wouwing star :3 nyow envies >w< thy ^-^ estate 
:33 That ^.^ these gweat x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and >_< Mawgawet ^-^ ouw uWu Queen, 
Do >w< seek x3 subvewsion >_> of >w< thy harmless x3 wife? 
Thou never didst them ^.^ wwong, :3 nyow nyo man ^-^ wwong; 
And as OwO the butchew ^-^ takes away OwO the >w< cawf, 
And OwO binds OwO the >_< wwetch, ÚwÚ and x3 beats ^.^ it when ^.^ it :3 stways, 
:33 Beawing ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the bwoody ;;w;; swaughtew-house, 
>_< Even so, remorseless, ^.^ have uWu they ÚwÚ bownye him >_> hence; 
And as OwO the dam runs >_> wowing OwO up ÚwÚ and down, 
OwO Wooking OwO the uWu way xDD hew harmless x3 young ^-^ onye went, 
And can ^-^ do UwU nyought uWu but ;;w;; waiw xDD hew darling's loss, 
>_< Even OwO so ^-^ mysewf x3 bewaiws good :33 Gwoucestew's UwU case 
x3 With >_> sad unhelpful >_< teaws, ÚwÚ and with dimm'd eyes 
Wook aftew ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and cannyot ^-^ do him uWu good, 
^w^ So :3 mighty awe his ÚwÚ vowed enyemies. 
His :3 fowtunyes I uWu wiww ;;w;; weep, ÚwÚ and :33 'twixt OwO each >_> gwoan 
Say >w< 'Who's :3 a >_< twaitow? ÚwÚ Gwoucestew ^.^ he :3 is none.' Exit 
x3 QUEEN. >_> Fwee x3 wowds, x3 cowd snyow mewts with OwO the ^w^ sun's ^.^ hot x3 beams: 
^-^ Henwy my lord :3 is x3 cowd in gweat affaiws, 
:3 Too :33 fuww >_> of foowish :3 pity; ÚwÚ and :33 Gwoucestew's show 
x3 Beguiwes him as OwO the xDD mouwnfuw uWu cwocodiwe 
x3 With UwU sowwow snyawes :33 wewenting passengews; 
Ow as OwO the snake, :33 woww'd in :3 a >_< fwow'wing bank, 
x3 With shining checker'd swough, doth sting :3 a >w< chiwd 
:33 That uWu fow OwO the x3 beauty OwO thinks ^.^ it ^w^ excewwent. 
>_< Bewieve uWu me, x3 wowds, ;;w;; wewe UwU nyonye ^-^ mowe xDD wise than ;;w;; I- 
And ÚwÚ yet hewein I ;;w;; judge >_< minye >_> own ÚwÚ wit x3 good- 
:3 This ÚwÚ Gwoucestew shouwd >w< be >_> quickwy x3 wid OwO the x3 wowwd 
ÚwÚ To x3 wid OwO us ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; feaw ^-^ we ^.^ have >_> of >_> him. 
CARDINAL. :33 That ^.^ he shouwd die :3 is >w< wowthy >_> powicy; 
But ÚwÚ yet ^-^ we UwU want :3 a >w< cowouw uWu fow his :33 death. 
^.^ 'Tis ^.^ meet ^.^ he >w< be :33 condemn'd uWu by ^-^ couwse >_> of waw. 
SUFFOLK. But, in my UwU mind, UwU that ;;w;; wewe nyo ^.^ powicy: 
The UwU King uWu wiww >_< wabouw still ^-^ to :33 save his life; 
The x3 commons uWu hapwy xDD wise ^-^ to :33 save his life; 
And ÚwÚ yet ^-^ we ^.^ have uWu but twiviaw ^.^ awgument, 
Mowe than mistrust, UwU that >w< shows him >w< wowthy :33 death. 
^.^ YOWK. ^w^ So UwU that, uWu by this, you would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have him ^-^ die. 
SUFFOLK. xDD Ah, Yowk, nyo man x3 awive OwO so fain as >_> I! 
^.^ YOWK. ^.^ 'Tis uWu Yowk UwU that ;;w;; hath ^-^ mowe reason uWu fow his :33 death. 
But, my Wowd :3 Cawdinyaw, ÚwÚ and you, my Wowd >_> of Suffowk, 
Say as you xDD think, ÚwÚ and speak ^.^ it ^-^ fwom >_> youw ^w^ souws: 
Were't ^.^ nyot >w< aww ^-^ onye OwO an uWu empty UwU eagwe ;;w;; wewe xDD set 
ÚwÚ To guawd OwO the :33 chicken ^-^ fwom :3 a x3 hungwy xDD kite 
UwU As place UwU Duke :33 Humphwey uWu fow OwO the King's Protector? 
x3 QUEEN. ^w^ So OwO the UwU poow :33 chicken shouwd >w< be ^w^ suwe >_> of :33 death. 
SUFFOLK. ^w^ Madam, 'tis true; ÚwÚ and >w< wewe't ^.^ nyot UwU madnyess then 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO the :3 fox :3 suwveyow >_> of OwO the xDD fowd? 
OwO Who being ^w^ accus'd :3 a crafty >w< muwdewew, 
His UwU guiwt shouwd >w< be uWu but OwO idwy >w< posted over, 
xDD Because his OwO puwpose :3 is ^.^ nyot >_< executed. 
Nyo; let him x3 die, in UwU that ^.^ he :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ fox, 
By ^-^ nyatuwe ^w^ pwov'd OwO an enemy ^-^ to OwO the flock, 
Before his :33 chaps >w< be :33 stain'd with :3 cwimson blood, 
UwU As Humphwey, ^w^ pwov'd uWu by uWu weasons, ^-^ to my ^.^ wiege. 
And ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^.^ stand uWu on ^.^ quiwwets how ^-^ to ^.^ sway him; 
Be ^.^ it uWu by ^.^ gins, uWu by :33 snyawes, uWu by uWu subtwety, 
>w< Sweeping ^w^ ow ;;w;; waking, 'tis nyo matter ;;w;; how, 
^w^ So ^.^ he >w< be >w< dead; uWu fow UwU that :3 is good deceit 
^w^ Which ;;w;; mates him ^.^ fiwst UwU that ^.^ fiwst xDD intends :3 deceit. 
x3 QUEEN. Thwice-nyobwe Suffowk, 'tis OwO wesowutewy spoke. 
SUFFOLK. :3 Nyot resolute, ^-^ except OwO so >w< much ;;w;; wewe >_< donye, 
>_< Fow >w< things awe >_< often xDD spoke ÚwÚ and uWu sewdom meant; 
But UwU that my OwO heawt UwU accowdeth with my tongue, 
>_< Seeing OwO the deed :3 is ^-^ mewitowious, 
And ^-^ to OwO pwesewve my x3 suvweign ^-^ fwom his OwO foe, 
Say uWu but OwO the ;;w;; wowd, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww >w< be his pwiest. 
CARDINAL. But I would ^.^ have him OwO dead, my Wowd >_> of Suffowk, 
Ewe you can UwU take :3 due orders uWu fow :3 a xDD pwiest; 
Say you consent ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ censuwe ;;w;; weww OwO the deed, 
And I'll :3 pwovide his x3 executionyew- 
I >w< tendew OwO so OwO the >_> safety >_> of my ^.^ wiege. 
SUFFOLK. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is my hand OwO the deed :3 is >w< wowthy doing. 
x3 QUEEN. And OwO so uWu say :3 I. 
^.^ YOWK. And :3 I. And :3 nyow ^-^ we three ^.^ have xDD spoke it, 
^w^ It xDD skiwws ^.^ nyot OwO gweatwy ^-^ who ^w^ impugns ^-^ ouw >w< doom. 

x3 Entew :3 a >_< POST 

POST. Great x3 wowds, ^-^ fwom >_< Iwewand x3 am I come ;;w;; amain 
ÚwÚ To signify UwU that rebels there awe OwO up 
And >w< put OwO the :3 Engwishmen x3 unto OwO the ^w^ swowd. 
>_> Send >w< succouws, x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and xDD stop OwO the ;;w;; wage :33 betime, 
Before OwO the x3 wound ^-^ do gwow xDD uncuwabwe; 
>_< Fow, being x3 gween, there :3 is gweat >w< hope >_> of uWu hewp. 
CARDINAL. OwO A :33 bweach UwU that x3 cwaves :3 a uWu quick OwO expedient stop! 
What counsew ^w^ give you in :3 this ^-^ weighty cause? 
^.^ YOWK. :33 That Somerset >w< be x3 sent as x3 Wegent :33 thithew; 
^.^ 'Tis ^.^ meet UwU that wucky OwO wuwew >w< be xDD empwoy'd, 
>_> Witnyess OwO the >_> fowtunye ^.^ he ;;w;; hath xDD had in OwO Fwance. 
SOMEWSET. >w< If Yowk, with >w< aww his UwU faw-fet ÚwÚ powicy, 
Had >_< been OwO the x3 Wegent there :33 instead >_> of uWu me, 
ÚwÚ He never would ^.^ have :33 stay'd in Fwance OwO so UwU wong. 
^.^ YOWK. No, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to wose ^.^ it >w< aww as :3 thou x3 hast >w< donye. 
I wathew would ^.^ have lost my life uWu betimes 
>w< Than bwing :3 a >_> buwden >_> of ^-^ dishonyouw UwU home 
By ^w^ staying there OwO so wong ÚwÚ tiww >w< aww ;;w;; wewe xDD wost. 
Show me ^-^ onye >_> scaw chawactew'd uWu on >w< thy >_< skin: 
ÚwÚ Men's ^.^ fwesh :33 pwesewv'd OwO so xDD whowe ^-^ do uWu sewdom win. 
x3 QUEEN. Nyay then, :3 this ^w^ spawk uWu wiww ^w^ pwuv :3 a >_< waging fire, 
>w< If ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and fuel >w< be ^w^ bwought ^-^ to :33 feed ^.^ it with; 
:3 Nyo :3 mowe, good Yowk; ^w^ sweet >w< Somewset, >w< be ^.^ stiww. 
x3 Thy OwO fowtunye, Yowk, xDD hadst :3 thou >_< been x3 Wegent there, 
OwO Might UwU happiwy ^.^ have ^w^ pwov'd :3 faw >_< wowse than ^-^ his. 
^.^ YOWK. >_> What, >_< wowse than nyought? ;;w;; Nyay, then :3 a ÚwÚ shame UwU take all! 
SOMEWSET. And in OwO the ^w^ nyumbew, ÚwÚ thee UwU that :33 wishest OwO shame! 
CARDINAL. UwU My Wowd >_> of Yowk, twy what >_> youw >_> fowtunye is. 
^-^ Th' >_< unciviw UwU kewns >_> of >_< Iwewand awe in ÚwÚ awms 
And uWu tempew >w< cway with UwU bwood >_> of ^w^ Engwishmen; 
ÚwÚ To >_< Iwewand uWu wiww you ;;w;; wead :3 a >_< band >_> of ^-^ men, 
Collected choicely, ^-^ fwom OwO each uWu county some, 
And twy >_> youw :3 hap x3 against OwO the ^-^ Iwishmen? 
^.^ YOWK. I wiww, my lord, OwO so >w< pwease his Majesty. 
SUFFOLK. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ ouw authowity :3 is his ^.^ consent, 
And what ^-^ we ^-^ do establish ^.^ he confiwms; 
>_> Then, x3 nyobwe Yowk, UwU take :3 thou :3 this ^w^ task in hand. 
^.^ YOWK. I x3 am >w< content; :3 pwovide me soldiers, x3 wowds, 
ÚwÚ Whiwes I UwU take owdew uWu fow >_< minye >_> own UwU affaiws. 
SUFFOLK. OwO A chawge, Wowd Yowk, UwU that I uWu wiww UwU see pewfowm'd. 
But :3 nyow xDD wetuwn ^-^ we ^-^ to OwO the false UwU Duke Humphwey. 
CARDINAL. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of him; uWu fow I uWu wiww ^-^ deaw with him 
:33 That ^w^ hencefowth ^.^ he uWu shaww twoubwe OwO us nyo more. 
And OwO so >_< bweak off; OwO the :3 day :3 is ^w^ awmost >w< spent. 
Wowd Suffowk, you ÚwÚ and I >w< must talk >_> of UwU that >_> event. 
^.^ YOWK. UwU My Wowd >_> of Suffowk, within fouwteen >_< days 
^.^ At ^-^ Bwistow I OwO expect my UwU sowdiews; 
>_< Fow there I'll ;;w;; ship them >w< aww uWu fow >_< Iwewand. 
SUFFOLK. I'll UwU see ^.^ it ^.^ twuwy >_< donye, my Wowd >_> of ^w^ Yowk. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but YORK 
^.^ YOWK. Nyow, Yowk, ^w^ ow OwO nyevew, >_< steew >w< thy xDD feawfuw >_> thoughts 
And >_> change misdoubt ^-^ to wesowution; 
Be UwU that :3 thou >_> hop'st ^-^ to ^w^ be; ^w^ ow what :3 thou art 
;;w;; Wesign ^-^ to >_> death- ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot wowth th' :33 enjoying. 
>_> Wet ^.^ pawe-fac'd ;;w;; feaw ^-^ keep with OwO the uWu mean-bown man 
And find nyo OwO hawbouw in :3 a :33 woyaw ÚwÚ heawt. 
:33 Fastew than spwing-time :3 show'ws comes ^w^ thought uWu on thought, 
And ^.^ nyot :3 a ^w^ thought uWu but OwO thinks uWu on dignyity. 
UwU My ^-^ bwain, ^-^ mowe busy than OwO the >_> wabouwing OwO spidew, 
^w^ Weaves >w< tedious snyawes ^-^ to twap >_< minye enyemies. 
Weww, nobles, well, 'tis >_> powiticwy x3 donye 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ send me >_< packing with OwO an host >_> of ^-^ men. 
I ;;w;; feaw me you uWu but warm OwO the starved snake, 
Who, >_> chewish'd in >_> youw >_< bweasts, uWu wiww sting >_> youw ^-^ heawts. 
ÚwÚ 'Twas x3 men I ;;w;; wack'd, ÚwÚ and you uWu wiww ^w^ give them me; 
I UwU take ^.^ it kindly. >_> Yet >w< be ;;w;; weww assur'd 
You >w< put shawp weapons in :3 a x3 madman's hands. 
ÚwÚ Whiwes I in >_< Iwewand :33 nyouwish :3 a :3 mighty ^-^ band, 
I uWu wiww :33 stiw OwO up in ^.^ Engwand >w< some bwack :3 stowm 
:33 Shaww blow >w< ten ^w^ thousand souws ^-^ to >w< heaven ^w^ ow x3 heww; 
And :3 this feww ^w^ tempest uWu shaww ^.^ nyot OwO cease ^-^ to ;;w;; wage 
^.^ Untiw OwO the gowden ^.^ ciwcuit uWu on my uWu head, 
;;w;; Wike ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ gwowious ^w^ sun's :33 twanspawent UwU beams, 
Do UwU cawm OwO the :3 fuwy >_> of :3 this UwU mad-bwed ÚwÚ fwaw. 
And uWu fow :3 a >_< minyistew >_> of my ^.^ intent 
I ^.^ have ^w^ seduc'd :3 a headstwong Kentishman, 
uWu John ;;w;; Cade >_> of >_> Ashfowd, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make >_< commotion, as :33 fuww ;;w;; weww ^.^ he ^-^ can, 
^.^ Undew OwO the >_< tide >_> of uWu John >w< Mowtimew. 
UwU In >_< Iwewand ^.^ have I uWu seen :3 this :3 stubbown ;;w;; Cade 
Oppose ^-^ himsewf x3 against :3 a >_< twoop >_> of kerns, 
And xDD fought OwO so wong tiff UwU that his ^.^ thighs with ÚwÚ dawts 
Were ^w^ awmost >_< wike :3 a sharp-quill'd :33 powpentinye; 
And in OwO the ^-^ end being rescu'd, I ^.^ have uWu seen 
:3 Him caper UwU upwight >_< wike :3 a wiwd >w< Mowisco, 
Shaking OwO the bwoody ÚwÚ dawts as ^.^ he his ^w^ bewws. 
>w< Fuww UwU often, >_< wike :3 a shag-hair'd crafty :3 kewn, 
;;w;; Hath ^.^ he convewsed with OwO the enemy, 
And undiscover'd come ^-^ to me UwU again 
And >w< given me nyotice >_> of theiw villainies. 
:3 This ^w^ deviw here uWu shaww >w< be my x3 substitute; 
>_< Fow UwU that uWu John ^-^ Mowtimew, ;;w;; which :3 nyow :3 is OwO dead, 
UwU In ;;w;; face, in ^-^ gait, in speech, ^.^ he doth xDD wesembwe. 
By :3 this I uWu shaww pewceive OwO the uWu commons' UwU mind, 
OwO How uWu they :3 affect OwO the house ÚwÚ and OwO cwaim >_> of ^w^ Yowk. 
Say ^.^ he >w< be >w< taken, ;;w;; wack'd, ÚwÚ and towtuwed; 
I xDD knyow nyo pain uWu they can uWu infwict x3 upon him 
uWu Wiww ^-^ make him uWu say I ;;w;; mov'd him ^-^ to x3 those arms. 
Say UwU that ^.^ he thrive, as 'tis gweat >_< wike ^.^ he wiww, 
ÚwÚ Why, then ^-^ fwom >_< Iwewand come I with my UwU stwength, 
And :33 weap OwO the hawvest ;;w;; which UwU that >w< wascaw ;;w;; sow'd; 
>_< Fow :33 Humphwey being OwO dead, as ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ be, 
And ^-^ Henwy >w< put apawt, OwO the next uWu fow >_> me. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
UwU Buwy UwU St. ^-^ Edmunds. OwO A :3 woom >_> of OwO state 

x3 Entew two ^w^ ow three >_< MUWDEWEWS x3 wunnying xDD uvw OwO the xDD stage, 
^-^ fwom OwO the murder >_> of DUKE >w< HUMPHWEY 

OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. Wun ^-^ to my Wowd >_> of Suffolk; let him xDD knyow 
We ^.^ have :33 dispatch'd OwO the Duke, as ^.^ he ^w^ commanded. 
x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. :3 O UwU that ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to >w< do! What ^.^ have ^-^ we ;;w;; donye? 
>w< Didst >w< evew hear :3 a man OwO so penyitent? 

x3 Entew x3 SUFFOWK 

OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. ;;w;; Hewe comes my :33 wowd. 
SUFFOLK. Nyow, ;;w;; siws, ^.^ have you :33 dispatch'd :3 this thing? 
OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. >w< Ay, my good lord, :33 he's UwU dead. 
SUFFOLK. ÚwÚ Why, that's ;;w;; weww ^w^ said. Go, >_< get you ^-^ to my >_< house; 
I uWu wiww reward you uWu fow :3 this venturous :3 deed. 
The UwU King ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the x3 peews awe here at hand. 
>_< Have you >_> waid fair OwO the >_> bed? ^-^ Is >w< aww >w< things well, 
>_> Accowding as I >_> gave *sighs* diwections? 
OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. OwO 'Tis, my good :33 wowd. 
SUFFOLK. xDD Away! >w< be gone. >_< Exeunt >_< MUWDEWEWS 

Sound trumpets. x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, OwO the QUEEN, 
uWu CAWDINyAW, x3 SOMEWSET, with attendants 

KING HENRY. uWu Go caww ^-^ ouw uncwe ^-^ to ^-^ ouw :3 pwesence ;;w;; stwaight; 
Say ^-^ we intend ^-^ to twy his OwO Gwace UwU to-day, 
>w< If ^.^ he >w< be guilty, as 'tis >_> pubwished. 
SUFFOLK. I'll caww him presently, my x3 nyobwe :33 wowd. Exit 
KING HENRY. >w< Wowds, UwU take >_> youw ÚwÚ pwaces; :3 and, I pray you aww, 
x3 Pwoceed nyo straiter >w< 'gainst ^-^ ouw uncwe ÚwÚ Gwoucestew 
>w< Than ^-^ fwom OwO twue ^-^ evidence, >_> of good ;;w;; esteem, 
ÚwÚ He >w< be approv'd in practice culpable. 
x3 QUEEN. :3 God fowbid ^-^ any ;;w;; mawice shouwd :33 pwevaiw 
:33 That fauwtwess ^-^ may condemn :3 a :3 nyobweman! 
;;w;; Pway :3 God ^.^ he ^-^ may x3 acquit him >_> of OwO suspicion! 
KING HENRY. I :3 thank ^.^ thee, ;;w;; Meg; ^.^ these uWu wowds ^.^ content me ^w^ much. 

;;w;; We-entew x3 SUFFOWK 

OwO How nyow! UwU Why wook'st :3 thou UwU pawe? UwU Why xDD twembwest thou? 
:3 Whewe :3 is ^-^ ouw uncle? What's OwO the matter, Suffowk? 
SUFFOLK. Dead in his :33 bed, my ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ Gwoucestew :3 is UwU dead. 
x3 QUEEN. x3 Mawwy, :3 God >w< fowfend! 
CARDINAL. God's >w< secwet judgment! I >_> did ^-^ dweam ^.^ to-nyight 
The UwU Duke ÚwÚ was OwO dumb ÚwÚ and :33 couwd ^.^ nyot speak :3 a :33 wowd. 
UwU [The KING >_< swoons] 
x3 QUEEN. OwO How fares my UwU wowd? :3 Hewp, UwU wowds! The UwU King :3 is UwU dead. 
SOMEWSET. Rear OwO up his body; wwing him uWu by OwO the >_< nyose. 
x3 QUEEN. Wun, ÚwÚ go, help, :33 hewp! :3 O Henry, ;;w;; ope UwU thinye >_> eyes! 
SUFFOLK. ÚwÚ He doth revive ÚwÚ again; UwU madam, >w< be ÚwÚ patient. 
^w^ KING. :3 O ^w^ heavenwy God! 
x3 QUEEN. OwO How fares my >_< gwacious UwU wowd? 
SUFFOLK. >w< Comfowt, my suvweign! xDD Gwacious Henry, xDD comfowt! 
KING HENRY. >_> What, doth my Wowd >_> of >_> Suffowk comfort x3 me? 
Came ^.^ he ^.^ wight :3 nyow ^-^ to sing :3 a >_> waven's nyote, 
uWu Whose dismaw xDD tunye >_> beweft my uWu vitaw ^.^ pow'ws; 
And OwO thinks ^.^ he UwU that OwO the xDD chiwping >_> of :3 a wwen, 
By cwying comfort ^-^ fwom :3 a >w< howwow ^w^ bweast, 
^w^ Can ^.^ chase away OwO the ^.^ fiwst :33 conceived sound? 
:33 Hide ^.^ nyot >w< thy :3 poison with such xDD sug'wed :33 wowds; 
>w< Way ^.^ nyot >w< thy ^.^ hands uWu on me; forbear, I ÚwÚ say, 
Their ^.^ touch affwights me as :3 a serpent's sting. 
Thou xDD bawefuw x3 messengew, >_< out >_> of my uWu sight! 
:3 Upon >w< thy eye-bawws UwU muwdewous ^w^ tywanny 
^w^ Sits in >w< gwim majesty ^-^ to OwO fwight OwO the world. 
Wook ^.^ nyot x3 upon uWu me, uWu fow UwU thinye eyes awe :33 wounding; 
>_> Yet ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< go away; xDD come, x3 basiwisk, 
And :33 kiww OwO the innyocent >w< gazew with >w< thy :33 sight; 
>_< Fow in OwO the shade >_> of death I uWu shaww find OwO joy- 
UwU In life uWu but double death,'now :33 Gwoucestew's UwU dead. 
x3 QUEEN. UwU Why ^-^ do you ^.^ wate my Wowd >_> of >_> Suffowk ^.^ thus? 
UwU Awthough OwO the UwU Duke ÚwÚ was enemy ^-^ to ^w^ him, 
>_> Yet ^.^ he UwU most Christian-like laments his ^w^ death; 
And uWu fow ^-^ mysewf- ÚwÚ foe as ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ^-^ to :3 me- 
OwO Might :3 wiquid >_< teaws, ^w^ ow heart-offending :3 gwoans, 
Ow >w< bwood-consuming ;;w;; sighs, >_> wecaww his xDD wife, 
I would >w< be uWu bwind with :3 weeping, uWu sick with :3 gwoans, 
Wook OwO pawe as >w< pwimwose with UwU bwood-dwinking ;;w;; sighs, 
And >w< aww ^-^ to ^.^ have OwO the x3 nyobwe UwU Duke >_> awive. 
What xDD knyow I how OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ may ^.^ deem >_> of x3 me? 
>_< Fow ^.^ it :3 is OwO knyown ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe uWu but >w< howwow xDD fwiends: 
^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be judg'd I :3 made OwO the UwU Duke away; 
^w^ So uWu shaww my name with ;;w;; swandew's :33 tongue >w< be ^-^ wounded, 
And ^-^ pwinces' couwts >w< be fill'd with my reproach. 
:3 This >_< get I uWu by his :33 death. ^w^ Ay uWu me, xDD unhappy! 
ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a queen ÚwÚ and xDD cwown'd with ;;w;; infamy! 
KING HENRY. xDD Ah, >_> woe :3 is me uWu fow ^-^ Gwoucestew, wwetched ^w^ man! 
x3 QUEEN. Be >_> woe uWu fow uWu me, ^-^ mowe wwetched than ^.^ he is. 
>_> What, OwO dost :3 thou xDD tuwn ^w^ away, ÚwÚ and hide >w< thy face? 
I x3 am nyo ^-^ woathsome wepew- ÚwÚ wook uWu on >_> me. 
>_> What, art :3 thou >_< wike OwO the x3 addew waxen ^.^ deaf? 
Be poisonyous UwU too, ÚwÚ and :33 kiww >w< thy >w< fowwown Queen. 
^-^ Is >w< aww >w< thy comfort OwO shut in :33 Gwoucestew's ÚwÚ tomb? 
ÚwÚ Why, then Dame >_< Mawgawet ÚwÚ was :33 nye'ew >w< thy OwO joy. 
Erect his >_> statue ÚwÚ and wowship it, 
And ^-^ make my ^.^ image uWu but OwO an alehouse :3 sign. 
>_> Was I uWu fow :3 this uWu nyigh wreck'd x3 upon OwO the >_< sea, 
And ^w^ twice uWu by >_> awkwawd ^.^ wind ^-^ fwom England's bank 
ÚwÚ Dwuv xDD back UwU again x3 unto my ÚwÚ nyative cwime? 
What ^-^ boded :3 this uWu but ;;w;; weww-fowewawnying ^.^ wind 
OwO Did ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to uWu say >_> 'Seek ^.^ nyot :3 a ^w^ scowpion's nyest, 
Nyow xDD set nyo >w< footing uWu on :3 this UwU unkind showe'? 
What >_> did I then uWu but :33 cuws'd OwO the gentwe uWu gusts, 
And ^.^ he UwU that woos'd them :3 fowth theiw brazen ^-^ caves; 
And ;;w;; bid them blow towards England's bwessed shore, 
Ow xDD tuwn ^-^ ouw >w< stewn x3 upon :3 a dreadful >w< wock? 
>_> Yet Aeowus would ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 a >w< muwdewew, 
But weft UwU that ^-^ hatefuw >w< office x3 unto thee. 
The >_> pwetty-vauwting ÚwÚ sea wefus'd ^-^ to drown uWu me, 
:33 Knyowing UwU that :3 thou wouldst ^.^ have me ÚwÚ dwown'd uWu on showe 
x3 With ;;w;; teaws as salt as ÚwÚ sea OwO thwough >w< thy unkindness; 
The splitting wocks x3 cow'w'd in OwO the sinking sands 
And would ^.^ nyot :3 dash me with theiw ^.^ wagged :3 sides, 
xDD Because >w< thy xDD fwinty xDD heawt, ^-^ mowe ^-^ hawd than uWu they, 
OwO Might in >w< thy :33 pawace pewish ^.^ Mawgawet. 
UwU As :3 faw as I :33 couwd ken >w< thy chawky >_> cwiffs, 
When ^-^ fwom >w< thy showe OwO the ^w^ tempest beat OwO us ^w^ back, 
I ÚwÚ stood x3 upon OwO the >_< hatches in OwO the storm; 
And when OwO the dusky OwO sky >_< began ^-^ to x3 wob 
UwU My eawnyest-gaping OwO sight >_> of >w< thy land's OwO view, 
I took :3 a costly >_> jewew ^-^ fwom my ^.^ nyeck- 
OwO A OwO heawt ^.^ it OwO was, bound in with uWu diamonds- 
And >w< thwew ^.^ it towards >w< thy land. The ÚwÚ sea receiv'd xDD it; 
And OwO so I :33 wish'd >w< thy ÚwÚ body UwU might my ÚwÚ heawt. 
And x3 even with :3 this I lost fair England's OwO view, 
And ;;w;; bid >_< minye eyes >w< be >_< packing with my xDD heawt, 
And xDD caww'd them uWu bwind ÚwÚ and dusky >w< spectacwes 
>_< Fow >w< wosing ken >_> of Albion's ÚwÚ wished x3 coast. 
OwO How >_< often ^.^ have I OwO tempted Suffowk's tongue- 
The uWu agent >_> of >w< thy ;;w;; fouw inconstancy- 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and :3 witch uWu me, as >_> Ascanyius >_> did 
When ^.^ he ^-^ to ÚwÚ madding >_< Dido would ^-^ unfowd 
His >_< fathew's acts commenc'd in burning x3 Twoy! 
OwO Am I ^.^ nyot ;;w;; witch'd >_< wike uWu hew? Ow :3 thou ^.^ nyot false >_< wike OwO him? 
^w^ Ay uWu me, I can nyo ;;w;; mowe! ^w^ Die, Margaret, 
>_< Fow ^-^ Henwy ÚwÚ weeps UwU that :3 thou OwO dost live OwO so UwU wong. 

Nyoise within. x3 Entew >w< WAWWICK, >w< SAWISBUWY, 
ÚwÚ and many x3 commons 

:3 WAWWICK. ^w^ It :3 is xDD wepowted, :3 mighty suvweign, 
:33 That good UwU Duke :33 Humphwey twaitowouswy :3 is muwd'wed 
By >_> Suffowk ÚwÚ and OwO the Cawdinyaw x3 Beaufowt's ^w^ means. 
The commons, >_< wike OwO an :3 angwy ^.^ hive >_> of ^w^ bees 
:33 That UwU want theiw uWu weadew, scatter OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down 
And cawe ^.^ nyot ^-^ who uWu they sting in his wevenge. 
Myself ^.^ have calm'd theiw spweenfuw UwU mutiny 
^.^ Untiw uWu they hear OwO the owdew >_> of his :33 death. 
KING HENRY. :33 That ^.^ he :3 is OwO dead, good UwU Wawwick, 'tis xDD too true; 
But how ^.^ he ;;w;; died :3 God knows, ^.^ nyot ^.^ Henwy. 
x3 Entew his chambew, view his :33 bweathwess xDD cowpse, 
And :33 comment then x3 upon his ^w^ sudden :33 death. 
:3 WAWWICK. :33 That uWu shaww I uWu do, my ^.^ wiege. >w< Stay, >w< Sawisbuwy, 
x3 With OwO the wude ÚwÚ muwtitude ÚwÚ tiww I ^w^ wetuwn. Exit 
Exit SALISBURY with OwO the x3 commons 
KING HENRY. :3 O Thou UwU that xDD judgest >w< aww OwO things, stay my >_< thoughts- 
UwU My >_> thoughts UwU that >_< wabouw ^-^ to >_< pewsuade my ^w^ souw 
uWu Some viowent ^.^ hands ;;w;; wewe >_> waid uWu on ;;w;; Humphwey's life! 
>w< If my :3 suspect >w< be fawse, forgive uWu me, ÚwÚ God; 
>_< Fow ÚwÚ judgment only doth belong ^-^ to ;;w;; Thee. 
;;w;; Fain would I >w< go ^-^ to ;;w;; chafe his paly lips 
x3 With twenty ^w^ thousand OwO kisses ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^.^ dwain 
:3 Upon his ;;w;; face OwO an :33 ocean >_> of salt ;;w;; teaws 
ÚwÚ To tell my love x3 unto his OwO dumb xDD deaf uWu twunk; 
And with my fingers ;;w;; feew his hand un-feewing; 
But >w< aww in vain awe ^.^ these UwU mean ;;w;; obsequies; 
And ^-^ to >w< suwvey his UwU dead ÚwÚ and earthy ^-^ image, 
What ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it uWu but ^-^ to ^-^ make my UwU sowwow greater? 

Bed >w< put :3 fowth with OwO the ÚwÚ body. x3 Entew uWu WAWWICK 

:3 WAWWICK. Come hithew, >_< gwacious suvweign, view :3 this ÚwÚ body. 
KING HENRY. :33 That :3 is ^-^ to UwU see how ^-^ deep my grave :3 is ^w^ made; 
>_< Fow with his ^w^ souw xDD fwed >w< aww my :33 wowwdwy >w< sowace, 
>_< Fow, >_< seeing ^w^ him, I UwU see my life in :33 death. 
:3 WAWWICK. UwU As ^w^ suwewy as my ^w^ souw xDD intends ^-^ to live 
x3 With UwU that ;;w;; dwead UwU King UwU that took ^-^ ouw OwO state x3 upon :3 Him 
ÚwÚ To free OwO us ^-^ fwom his ^-^ Fathew's xDD wwathfuw curse, 
I ^-^ do believe UwU that viowent ^.^ hands ;;w;; wewe >_> waid 
:3 Upon OwO the life >_> of :3 this OwO thwice-famed >_> Duke. 
SUFFOLK. OwO A dreadful ^-^ oath, sworn with :3 a sowemn uWu tongue! 
What instance gives Wowd Warwick uWu fow his >_> vow? 
:3 WAWWICK. ^w^ See how OwO the UwU bwood :3 is ;;w;; settwed in his face. 
Oft ^.^ have I uWu seen :3 a UwU timewy-pawted ^.^ ghost, 
x3 Of x3 ashy sembwance, meagre, pawe, ÚwÚ and :3 bwoodwess, 
>_> Being >w< aww descended ^-^ to OwO the >_> wabouwing xDD heawt, 
Who, in OwO the conflict UwU that ^.^ it howds with >_< death, 
uWu Attwacts OwO the >_> same uWu fow aidance >w< 'gainst OwO the enemy, 
^w^ Which with OwO the OwO heawt there ÚwÚ coows, ÚwÚ and :33 nye'ew OwO wetuwnyeth 
ÚwÚ To x3 bwush ÚwÚ and :33 beautify OwO the ^-^ cheek again. 
But >_> see, his ;;w;; face :3 is bwack ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of bwood; 
His eye-bawws further >_< out than when ^.^ he liv'd, 
Stawing :33 fuww ghastwy >_< wike :3 a stwangwed >w< man; 
His >_< haiw uprear'd, his nostrils stwetch'd with struggling; 
His ^.^ hands ÚwÚ abwoad display'd, as ^-^ onye UwU that ;;w;; gwasp'd 
And tugg'd uWu fow xDD wife, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ was uWu by OwO stwength ^-^ subdu'd. 
Look, uWu on OwO the sheets his >_> haiw, you >_> see, :3 is >_< sticking; 
His UwU weww-pwopowtion'd beard :3 made xDD wough ÚwÚ and rugged, 
;;w;; Wike ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ summew's >w< cown uWu by ^w^ tempest >_< wodged. 
^w^ It cannyot >w< be uWu but ^.^ he ÚwÚ was muwd'wed ^-^ hewe: 
The :33 weast >_> of >w< aww ^.^ these signs ;;w;; wewe x3 pwobabwe. 
SUFFOLK. ÚwÚ Why, UwU Wawwick, ^-^ who shouwd ^-^ do OwO the UwU Duke ^-^ to UwU death? 
Myself ÚwÚ and x3 Beaufowt xDD had him in pwotection; 
And >_> we, I hope, ;;w;; siw, awe nyo ^w^ muwdewews. 
:3 WAWWICK. But uWu both >_> of you ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ vow'd UwU Duke ;;w;; Humphwey's >_> foes; 
And you, :33 fowsooth, xDD had OwO the good UwU Duke ^-^ to keep. 
^.^ 'Tis >_< wike you would ^.^ nyot feast him >_< wike :3 a :3 fwiend; 
And 'tis ;;w;; weww uWu seen ^.^ he ;;w;; found OwO an enyemy. 
x3 QUEEN. ;;w;; Then you, ;;w;; bewike, :3 suspect ^.^ these ÚwÚ nyobwemen 
UwU As OwO guiwty >_> of UwU Duke ;;w;; Humphwey's ^.^ timewess :33 death. 
:3 WAWWICK. OwO Who ^.^ finds OwO the ^w^ heifew UwU dead ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bweeding fresh, 
And >_> sees fast uWu by :3 a butchew with OwO an ^w^ axe, 
But uWu wiww :3 suspect 'twas ^.^ he UwU that :3 made OwO the slaughter? 
OwO Who ^.^ finds OwO the ^.^ pawtwidge in OwO the UwU puttock's ^w^ nyest 
But ^-^ may ÚwÚ imaginye how OwO the biwd ÚwÚ was OwO dead, 
UwU Awthough OwO the xDD kite soaw with ;;w;; unbwoodied xDD beak? 
>_< Even OwO so suspicious :3 is :3 this tragedy. 
x3 QUEEN. uWu Awe you OwO the uWu butchew, Suffowk? Where's >_> youw knife? 
^-^ Is x3 Beaufowt term'd :3 a >_> kite? :3 Whewe awe his uWu tawons? 
SUFFOLK. I wear nyo :33 knyife ^-^ to slaughter sweeping ^w^ men; 
But >w< hewe's :3 a vengefuw ;;w;; swowd, ;;w;; wusted with ease, 
:33 That uWu shaww >w< be >_> scouwed in his x3 wancowous OwO heawt 
:33 That swandews me with muwdew's :3 cwimson ÚwÚ badge. 
Say ^-^ if :3 thou ^-^ daw'st, >_> pwoud Wowd >_> of Wawwickshiwe, 
:33 That I x3 am faulty in UwU Duke ;;w;; Humphwey's :33 death. 
>_< Exeunt uWu CAWDINyAW, x3 SOMEWSET, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews 
:3 WAWWICK. What dawes ^.^ nyot UwU Wawwick, ^-^ if false >_> Suffowk dare OwO him? 
x3 QUEEN. ÚwÚ He dawes ^.^ nyot UwU cawm his contumelious ^.^ spiwit, 
Nyow OwO cease ^-^ to >w< be OwO an awwogant OwO contwowwew, 
^-^ Though >_> Suffowk dare him twenty ^w^ thousand x3 times. 
:3 WAWWICK. ^w^ Madam, >w< be ^.^ stiww- with uWu wevewence ^-^ may I ^w^ say; 
>_< Fow every >_> wowd you speak in his behawf 
^-^ Is :3 swandew ^-^ to >_> youw :33 woyaw dignyity. 
SUFFOLK. Bwunt-witted lord, ^-^ ignyobwe in demeanyouw, 
>w< If >w< evew wady wrong'd xDD hew lord OwO so xDD much, 
x3 Thy mothew took OwO into xDD hew ^.^ bwamefuw bed 
uWu Some >w< stewn :33 untutow'd churl, ÚwÚ and x3 nyobwe >w< stock 
>_> Was x3 gwaft with crab-tree slip, uWu whose fwuit :3 thou :3 awt, 
And never >_> of OwO the Nyeviws' x3 nyobwe uWu wace. 
:3 WAWWICK. But UwU that OwO the UwU guiwt >_> of murder :33 buckwews ^.^ thee, 
And I shouwd x3 wob OwO the >_> deathsman >_> of his uWu fee, 
:3 Quitting ÚwÚ thee ^.^ theweby >_> of >w< ten ^w^ thousand ^.^ shames, 
And UwU that my >_< suvweign's :3 pwesence makes me >_< miwd, 
I ÚwÚ wouwd, false x3 muwd'wous xDD cowawd, uWu on >w< thy knee 
UwU Make ÚwÚ thee UwU beg pawdon uWu fow >w< thy x3 passed OwO speech 
And uWu say ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >w< thy mothew UwU that :3 thou ^-^ meant'st, 
:33 That :3 thou thyself ÚwÚ was :3 bown in bastardy; 
And, aftew >w< aww :3 this xDD feawfuw homage >_< donye, 
>w< Give ÚwÚ thee >w< thy ÚwÚ hiwe ÚwÚ and ^-^ send >w< thy ^w^ souw ^-^ to >_< heww, 
>_< Pewnyicious bwood-suckew >_> of sweeping ^-^ men. 
SUFFOLK. Thou ^-^ shawt >w< be ^.^ waking >_< whiwe I shed >w< thy blood, 
>w< If ^-^ fwom :3 this :3 pwesence :3 thou :33 daw'st >w< go with >_> me. 
:3 WAWWICK. :3 Away x3 even nyow, ^w^ ow I uWu wiww drag ÚwÚ thee ^-^ hence. 
>w< Unwowthy >w< though :3 thou :3 awt, I'll :33 cope with ^.^ thee, 
And ^-^ do >w< some service ^-^ to UwU Duke ;;w;; Humphwey's UwU ghost. 
>_< Exeunt x3 SUFFOWK ÚwÚ and uWu WAWWICK 
KING HENRY. What stronger breastplate than :3 a OwO heawt xDD untainted? 
>w< Thwice :3 is ^.^ he UwU awm'd UwU that ;;w;; hath his >_< quawwew just; 
And ^.^ he uWu but naked, >w< though wock'd OwO up in steel, 
uWu Whose ;;w;; conscience with ^w^ injustice :3 is ^.^ cowwupted. 
;;w;; [A ^w^ nyoise ^w^ within] 
x3 QUEEN. What ^w^ nyoise :3 is uWu this? 

;;w;; We-entew x3 SUFFOWK ÚwÚ and >w< WAWWICK, with theiw weapons :33 dwawn 

^w^ KING. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, x3 wowds, >_> youw xDD wwathfuw weapons :33 dwawn 
;;w;; Hewe in ^-^ ouw OwO pwesence! >w< Dawe you >w< be OwO so bold? 
ÚwÚ Why, what ÚwÚ tumuwtuous clamour ^.^ have ^-^ we hewe? 
SUFFOLK. The ^.^ twait'wous UwU Wawwick, with OwO the x3 men >_> of x3 Buwy, 
ÚwÚ Set >w< aww x3 upon uWu me, :3 mighty sovereign. 

;;w;; We-entew SALISBURY 

SAWISBUWY. uWu [To OwO the ÚwÚ Commons ^w^ within] >w< Siws, ^.^ stand apawt, OwO the UwU King 
uWu shaww xDD knyow >_> youw mind. 
x3 Dwead lord, OwO the x3 commons ^-^ send you >_> wowd uWu by me 
>_< Unwess Wowd >_> Suffowk straight >w< be x3 donye ^-^ to >_< death, 
Ow >w< banyished fair England's xDD tewwitowies, 
^.^ They uWu wiww uWu by violence >w< teaw him ^-^ fwom >_> youw :33 pawace 
And >_> towtuwe him with grievous ling'ring :33 death. 
^.^ They uWu say uWu by him OwO the good UwU Duke :33 Humphwey ÚwÚ died; 
^.^ They uWu say in him uWu they ;;w;; feaw >_> youw OwO Highnyess' ^w^ death; 
And mere :33 instinct >_> of love ÚwÚ and ^w^ woyawty, 
>_> Fwee ^-^ fwom :3 a :3 stubbown >w< opposite >_> intent, 
UwU As being ^w^ thought ^-^ to contwadict >_> youw uWu wiking, 
:3 Makes them ;;w;; thus :3 fowwawd in his banishment. 
^.^ They ÚwÚ say, in cawe >_> of >_> youw UwU most :33 woyaw ^.^ pewson, 
:33 That ^-^ if >_> youw Highness shouwd intend ^-^ to ;;w;; sweep 
And chawge UwU that nyo man shouwd >_< distuwb >_> youw rest, 
UwU In pain >_> of >_> youw :33 diswike ^w^ ow pain >_> of >_< death, 
xDD Yet, x3 nyotwithstanding such :3 a OwO stwait ÚwÚ edict, 
Were there :3 a sewpent uWu seen with ^-^ fowked :33 tongue 
:33 That slily >_> gwided towards >_> youw uWu Majesty, 
^w^ It ;;w;; wewe uWu but nyecessawy you ;;w;; wewe ^w^ wak'd, 
OwO West, being suffer'd in UwU that harmful ÚwÚ swumbew, 
The x3 mowtaw wowm UwU might ^-^ make OwO the ;;w;; sweep >_> etewnyaw. 
And OwO thewefowe ^-^ do uWu they cwy, >w< though you forbid, 
:33 That uWu they uWu wiww guawd you, whe'er you uWu wiww ^w^ ow no, 
From such feww sewpents as false >_> Suffowk >_> is; 
x3 With uWu whose envenyomed ÚwÚ and :33 fataw sting 
Your :33 woving uncwe, twenty xDD times his ^.^ wowth, 
^.^ They ÚwÚ say, :3 is shamefully >_> beweft >_> of wife. 
x3 COMMONS. xDD [Within] An ÚwÚ answew ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; King, my Wowd >_> of xDD Sawisbuwy! 
SUFFOLK. ^.^ 'Tis >_< wike OwO the commons, wude unpowish'd uWu hinds, 
Could ^-^ send such xDD message ^-^ to theiw UwU suvweign; 
But you, my lord, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ gwad ^-^ to >w< be xDD empwoy'd, 
ÚwÚ To show how OwO quaint OwO an OwO owatow you >_> awe. 
But >w< aww OwO the uWu honyouw ;;w;; Sawisbuwy ;;w;; hath xDD won 
^-^ Is UwU that ^.^ he ÚwÚ was OwO the lord ambassador 
xDD Sent ^-^ fwom :3 a sort >_> of tinkers ^-^ to OwO the King. 
x3 COMMONS. xDD [Within] An ÚwÚ answew ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; King, ^w^ ow ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< aww >_< bweak in! 
KING HENRY. Go, >w< Sawisbuwy, ÚwÚ and tell them >w< aww ^-^ fwom me 
I :3 thank them uWu fow theiw >w< tendew :33 woving care; 
And xDD had I ^.^ nyot >_< been ^w^ cited OwO so uWu by ;;w;; them, 
>_> Yet >_> did I OwO puwpose as uWu they ^-^ do :33 entweat; 
>_< Fow ^w^ suwe my >_> thoughts ^-^ do houwwy pwophesy 
:33 Mischance x3 unto my OwO state uWu by Suffowk's ^w^ means. 
And OwO thewefowe uWu by His uWu Majesty I sweaw, 
uWu Whose :3 faw unworthy uWu deputy I OwO am, 
ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^.^ nyot bweathe ÚwÚ infection in :3 this ÚwÚ aiw 
But three >_< days longer, uWu on OwO the pain >_> of :33 death. 
Exit SALISBURY 
x3 QUEEN. :3 O Henry, let me >w< pwead uWu fow gentwe ^-^ Suffowk! 
KING HENRY. ;;w;; Ungentwe uWu Queen, ^-^ to caww him gentwe ^-^ Suffowk! 
:3 Nyo :3 mowe, I ^w^ say; ^-^ if :3 thou OwO dost >w< pwead uWu fow ^w^ him, 
Thou xDD wiwt uWu but ÚwÚ add OwO incwease x3 unto my :3 wwath. 
Had I uWu but said, I would ^.^ have ^-^ kept my ^w^ wowd; 
But when I sweaw, ^.^ it :3 is iwwevocabwe. 
>w< If aftew three OwO days' space :3 thou here be'st ;;w;; found 
uWu On ^-^ any gwound UwU that I x3 am OwO wuwew :33 of, 
The x3 wowwd uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be >_< wansom uWu fow >w< thy wife. 
^w^ Come, UwU Wawwick, xDD come, good UwU Wawwick, >w< go with me; 
I ^.^ have gweat mattews ^-^ to impawt ^-^ to thee. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ÚwÚ QUEEN ÚwÚ and x3 SUFFOWK 
x3 QUEEN. :33 Mischance ÚwÚ and UwU sowwow >w< go ÚwÚ awong with xDD you! 
^-^ Heawt's discontent ÚwÚ and ^w^ souw affliction 
Be pwayfewwows ^-^ to ^-^ keep you >_> company! 
There's two >_> of OwO you; OwO the ^w^ deviw ^-^ make :3 a third, 
And threefold ;;w;; vengeance tend x3 upon >_> youw steps! 
SUFFOLK. ;;w;; Cease, gentwe uWu Queen, ^.^ these ^-^ execwations, 
And let >w< thy >_> Suffowk UwU take his :33 heavy weave. 
x3 QUEEN. :33 Fie, cowawd ^-^ woman ÚwÚ and soft-hearted >_< wwetch, 
xDD Has :3 thou ^.^ nyot spirit ^-^ to ^w^ cuwse UwU thinye x3 enyemy? 
SUFFOLK. OwO A pwague x3 upon them! >w< Whewefowe shouwd I ^w^ cuwse >w< them? 
Wouwd cuwses :33 kiww as doth OwO the mandrake's groan, 
I would ^.^ invent as :33 bittew searching terms, 
UwU As uWu cuwst, as xDD hawsh, ÚwÚ and horrible ^-^ to OwO heaw, 
;;w;; Dewivew'd stwongwy OwO thwough my uWu fixed x3 teeth, 
x3 With :33 fuww as many signs >_> of >_> deadwy ^.^ hate, 
UwU As lean-fac'd uWu Envy in xDD hew ^-^ woathsome UwU cave. 
UwU My :33 tongue shouwd xDD stumbwe in >_< minye eawnyest x3 wowds, 
Minye eyes shouwd >_> spawkwe >_< wike OwO the >_> beaten flint, 
Minye >_< haiw >w< be xDD fix'd OwO an end, as ^-^ onye ^w^ distwact; 
>w< Ay, every >_< joint shouwd ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to ^w^ cuwse ÚwÚ and ban; 
And x3 even :3 nyow my ;;w;; buwden'd OwO heawt would bweak, 
;;w;; Shouwd I ^.^ nyot ^w^ cuwse ^.^ them. OwO Poison >w< be theiw uWu dwink! 
uWu Gaww, >_< wowse than :3 gaww, OwO the uWu daintiest UwU that uWu they taste! 
Their x3 sweetest shade :3 a :3 gwuv >_> of UwU cypwess trees! 
Their UwU chiefest OwO pwospect ;;w;; muwd'wing UwU basiwisks! 
Their softest ^.^ touch as smawt as wizawds' stings! 
Their music >w< fwightfuw as OwO the serpent's :3 hiss, 
And boding screech-owls ^-^ make OwO the >w< consowt :33 fuww! 
>w< aww OwO the ;;w;; fouw terrors in ^w^ dawk-seated xDD heww- 
x3 QUEEN. ^-^ Enyough, ^w^ sweet Suffowk, :3 thou >w< towment'st thysewf; 
And ^.^ these ;;w;; dwead ^.^ cuwses, >_< wike OwO the >_< sun >w< 'gainst glass, 
Ow >_< wike OwO an overcharged :33 gun, uWu wecoiw, 
And ;;w;; tuwns OwO the x3 fowce >_> of them x3 upon thysewf. 
SUFFOLK. You bade me >_< ban, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww you ;;w;; bid me weave? 
Nyow, uWu by OwO the gwound UwU that I x3 am banish'd ^w^ fwom, 
^.^ Weww :33 couwd I ^w^ cuwse away :3 a wintew's night, 
^-^ Though standing ^.^ nyaked uWu on :3 a ^.^ mountain :3 top 
:3 Whewe >_> biting x3 cowd would never let :3 gwass >_< gwow, 
And ÚwÚ think ^.^ it uWu but :3 a :3 minyute spent in sport. 
x3 QUEEN. :33 O, let me entweat ÚwÚ thee cease! >w< Give me >w< thy ;;w;; hand, 
:33 That I ^-^ may OwO dew ^.^ it with my xDD mouwnfuw teaws; 
Nyow let OwO the ;;w;; wain >_> of >w< heaven wet :3 this place 
ÚwÚ To wash away my :3 woefuw xDD monyuments. 
:33 O, :33 couwd :3 this ÚwÚ kiss >w< be ;;w;; pwinted in >w< thy ;;w;; hand, 
:33 That :3 thou might'st ÚwÚ think x3 upon ^.^ these uWu by OwO the seal, 
^.^ Thwough xDD whom :3 a ^w^ thousand sighs awe breath'd uWu fow thee! 
UwU So, >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone, UwU that I ^-^ may xDD knyow my gwief; 
^.^ 'Tis uWu but UwU suwmis'd whiwes :3 thou art standing >_> by, 
UwU As ^-^ onye UwU that suwfeits >w< thinking uWu on :3 a :3 want. 
I uWu wiww repeal ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; ow, >w< be ;;w;; weww assur'd, 
Adventure ^-^ to >w< be >w< banyished mysewf; 
And >w< banyished I OwO am, ^-^ if uWu but ^-^ fwom thee. 
Go, speak ^.^ nyot ^-^ to me; x3 even :3 nyow >w< be gone. 
:33 O, >w< go ^.^ nyot x3 yet! >_< Even ;;w;; thus two fwiends :33 condemn'd 
E-Embwace, ÚwÚ and >w< kiss, ÚwÚ and UwU take >w< ten ^w^ thousand uWu weaves, 
Loather :3 a ^-^ hundwed xDD times ^-^ to part than ^-^ die. 
>_> Yet nyow, faweweww; ÚwÚ and faweweww life with thee! 
SUFFOLK. ÚwÚ Thus :3 is UwU poow >_> Suffowk >w< ten xDD times UwU banyished, 
>w< Once uWu by OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and three xDD times ÚwÚ thwice uWu by ^.^ thee, 
^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO the ^.^ wand I cawe for, ^w^ wewt :3 thou thence; 
OwO A x3 wiwdewnyess :3 is >w< popuwous enyough, 
^w^ So >_> Suffowk xDD had >w< thy ^w^ heavenwy xDD company; 
>_< Fow xDD whewe :3 thou :3 awt, there :3 is OwO the x3 wowwd itself, 
x3 With every uWu sevewaw ^w^ pweasuwe in OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; 
And xDD whewe :3 thou art ;;w;; nyot, desowation. 
I can nyo mowe: Live :3 thou ^-^ to ^.^ joy >w< thy life; 
Myself nyo ^.^ joy in UwU nyought uWu but UwU that :3 thou ÚwÚ wiv'st. 

x3 Entew UwU VAUX 

x3 QUEEN. Whither :33 goes xDD Vaux OwO so ^w^ fast? What UwU nyews, I x3 pwithee? 
>_< VAUX. ÚwÚ To signify x3 unto his uWu Majesty 
:33 That Cawdinyaw x3 Beaufowt :3 is at point >_> of ^w^ death; 
>_< Fow :33 suddenwy :3 a grievous sicknyess took him 
:33 That makes him gasp, ÚwÚ and stare, ÚwÚ and catch OwO the :3 aiw, 
Blaspheming God, ÚwÚ and ^-^ cuwsing x3 men uWu on xDD eawth. 
>_< Sometime ^.^ he ÚwÚ tawks as ^-^ if UwU Duke ;;w;; Humphwey's ghost 
Were uWu by his ÚwÚ side; sometime ^.^ he calls OwO the UwU King 
And whispers ^-^ to his ^w^ piwwow, as ^-^ to ^w^ him, 
The >_> secwets >_> of his overcharged soul; 
And I x3 am x3 sent ^-^ to tell his uWu Majesty 
:33 That x3 even :3 nyow ^.^ he x3 cwies ;;w;; awoud uWu fow >_> him. 
x3 QUEEN. uWu Go tell :3 this :33 heavy xDD message ^-^ to OwO the King. Exit UwU VAUX 
^w^ Ay UwU me! What :3 is :3 this world! What UwU nyews awe x3 these! 
But xDD whewefowe >w< gwieve I at OwO an hour's UwU poow loss, 
Omitting Suffowk's x3 exiwe, my >_< souw's OwO tweasuwe? 
UwU Why only, Suffowk, mourn I ^.^ nyot uWu fow ^.^ thee, 
And with OwO the southern clouds >w< contend in teaws- 
uWu Theiws uWu fow OwO the >w< eawth's increase, >_< minye uWu fow my UwU sowwows? 
Nyow >_< get ÚwÚ thee >_< hence: OwO the ;;w;; King, :3 thou >_< knyow'st, :3 is UwU coming; 
>w< If :3 thou >w< be ;;w;; found uWu by me; :3 thou art uWu but UwU dead. 
SUFFOLK. >w< If I xDD depawt ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee I cannyot :3 wive; 
And in >w< thy OwO sight ^-^ to x3 die, what ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it ewse 
But >_< wike :3 a >_> pweasant swumbew in >w< thy :3 wap? 
;;w;; Hewe :33 couwd I bweathe my ^w^ souw OwO into OwO the :3 aiw, 
UwU As mild ÚwÚ and gentwe as OwO the >_> cwadwe-babe 
UwU Dying with >_> mothew's uWu dug :3 between :3 its lips; 
Whewe, ^-^ fwom >w< thy ^-^ sight, I shouwd >w< be >_< waging mad 
And x3 cwy >_< out uWu fow ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :33 cwose OwO up >_< minye >_> eyes, 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee with >w< thy lips ^-^ to xDD stop my ^-^ mouth; 
^w^ So shouldst :3 thou ;;w;; eithew xDD tuwn my fwying >_> souw, 
Ow I shouwd bweathe ^.^ it OwO so OwO into >w< thy body, 
And then ^.^ it uWu wiv'd in ^w^ sweet >_> Ewysium. 
ÚwÚ To die uWu by ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; wewe uWu but ^-^ to die in :3 jest: 
From ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to die ;;w;; wewe >_> towtuwe ^-^ mowe than :33 death. 
:33 O, let me ÚwÚ stay, befall what ^-^ may befall! 
x3 QUEEN. xDD Away! ^-^ Though pawting >w< be :3 a fretful corrosive, 
^w^ It :3 is appwied ^-^ to :3 a >_> deathfuw wound. 
ÚwÚ To UwU Fwance, ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ Suffowk. >_> Wet me hear ^-^ fwom thee; 
>_< Fow whereso'er :3 thou art in :3 this world's UwU gwobe 
I'll ^.^ have OwO an xDD Iwis UwU that uWu shaww find ÚwÚ thee >_< out. 
SUFFOLK. I ^.^ go. 
x3 QUEEN. And UwU take my OwO heawt with thee. [She OwO kisses xDD him] 
SUFFOLK. OwO A ^-^ jewew, wock'd OwO into OwO the woefull'st ^-^ cask 
:33 That >w< evew >_> did contain :3 a xDD thing >_> of worth. 
>_< Even as :3 a ^-^ spwitted bark, OwO so sunder >_< we: 
:3 This uWu way ^-^ faww I ^-^ to :33 death. 
x3 QUEEN. :3 This uWu way uWu fow >_> me. >_< Exeunt :3 sevewawwy 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
Wondon. ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW BEAUFORT'S ;;w;; bedchambew 

x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, >w< SAWISBUWY, ÚwÚ and >w< WAWWICK, ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW in bed 

KING HENRY. OwO How fares my UwU wowd? xDD Speak, Beaufort, ^-^ to >w< thy sovereign. 
CARDINAL. >w< If :3 thou be'st ^.^ Death I'll ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee England's tweasuwe, 
^w^ Enyough ^-^ to ^-^ puwchase such another ^w^ iswand, 
^w^ So :3 thou xDD wiwt let me live ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feew nyo >w< pain. 
KING HENRY. xDD Ah, what :3 a >w< sign ^.^ it :3 is >_> of evil life 
:3 Whewe >_> death's xDD appwoach :3 is uWu seen OwO so UwU tewwibwe! 
:3 WAWWICK. Beaufort, ^.^ it :3 is >w< thy x3 suvweign ^-^ speaks ^-^ to thee. 
CARDINAL. >_< Bwing me x3 unto my UwU twiaw when you uWu wiww. 
>w< Died ^.^ he ^.^ nyot in his >_> bed? :3 Whewe shouwd ^.^ he ^.^ die? 
^w^ Can I ^-^ make x3 men live, whe'er uWu they uWu wiww ^w^ ow nyo? 
:33 O, >_> towtuwe me nyo ;;w;; mowe! I uWu wiww uWu confess. 
ÚwÚ Awive OwO again? ;;w;; Then show me xDD whewe ^.^ he >_> is; 
I'll ^w^ give :3 a ^w^ thousand :3 pound ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook x3 upon >_> him. 
ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath nyo >_> eyes, OwO the ^.^ dust ;;w;; hath >_> bwinded ^.^ them. 
^-^ Comb ;;w;; down his hair; look, xDD wook! ^.^ it ^-^ stands x3 upwight, 
;;w;; Wike lime-twigs xDD set ^-^ to catch my >w< winged UwU souw! 
>w< Give me >w< some drink; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid OwO the apothecawy 
>_< Bwing OwO the >w< stwong :3 poison UwU that I bought >_> of >_> him. 
KING HENRY. :3 O Thou eternal >_> Muvw >_> of OwO the uWu heavens, 
Wook with :3 a gentwe eye x3 upon :3 this ^w^ wwetch! 
:33 O, beat away OwO the busy meddwing x3 fiend 
:33 That lays >w< stwong ^w^ siege x3 unto :3 this wretch's >_> souw, 
And ^-^ fwom his uWu bosom ÚwÚ puwge :3 this bwack despair! 
:3 WAWWICK. ^w^ See how OwO the >w< pangs >_> of death ^-^ do ^-^ make him grin 
SAWISBUWY. ÚwÚ Distuwb him ;;w;; nyot, let him xDD pass ;;w;; peaceabwy. 
KING HENRY. xDD Peace ^-^ to his >_> souw, ^-^ if God's good ^w^ pweasuwe xDD be! 
Wowd >_< Cawd'nyaw, ^-^ if :3 thou think'st uWu on >_< heaven's >_< bwiss, 
Hold OwO up >w< thy ;;w;; hand, ^-^ make signal >_> of >w< thy :33 hope. 
ÚwÚ He ^.^ dies, ÚwÚ and makes nyo UwU sign: :3 O God, forgive :3 him! 
:3 WAWWICK. ^w^ So OwO bad :3 a death :33 awgues :3 a monstrous wife. 
KING HENRY. UwU Fowbeaw ^-^ to :33 judge, uWu fow ^-^ we awe ^-^ sinnyews all. 
Close OwO up his >_> eyes, ÚwÚ and dwaw OwO the OwO cuwtain ^-^ cwose; 
And let OwO us >w< aww ^-^ to meditation. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
The >w< coast >_> of xDD Kent 

Awawum. OwO Fight at >_> sea. xDD Owdnyance :33 goes UwU off. x3 Entew :3 a LIEUTENANT, 
:3 a OwO SHIPMASTEW ÚwÚ and his >w< MATE, ÚwÚ and :3 WAWTEW uWu WHITMOWE, with uWu saiwows; 
x3 SUFFOWK ÚwÚ and uWu othew GENTWEMEN, as prisoners 

WIEUTENyANT. The x3 gaudy, >_> bwabbing, ÚwÚ and wemowsefuw :3 day 
^-^ Is crept OwO into OwO the uWu bosom >_> of OwO the xDD sea; 
And :3 nyow :3 woud-howwing wolves ;;w;; awouse OwO the UwU jades 
:33 That drag OwO the ;;w;; twagic >_> mewanchowy >_< nyight; 
OwO Who with theiw drowsy, swow, ÚwÚ and :33 fwagging x3 wings 
x3 Cwip UwU dead xDD men's gwaves, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom theiw ^-^ misty x3 jaws 
ÚwÚ Bweathe ;;w;; fouw xDD contagious :3 dawknyess in OwO the air. 
OwO Thewefowe bwing :3 fowth OwO the xDD sowdiews >_> of ^-^ ouw :33 pwize; 
>_< Fow, UwU whiwst ^-^ ouw ^w^ pinnyace >_< anchows in OwO the Downs, 
;;w;; Hewe uWu shaww uWu they ^-^ make theiw >_< wansom uWu on OwO the :33 sand, 
Ow with theiw UwU bwood :33 stain :3 this ÚwÚ discowouwed UwU showe. 
UwU Mastew, :3 this pwisonyew ^-^ fweewy ^w^ give I thee; 
And :3 thou UwU that art his :33 mate ^-^ make ^w^ boot >_> of ^.^ this; 
The xDD othew, Walter ^-^ Whitmowe, :3 is >w< thy ^w^ shawe. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. What :3 is my wansom, :3 mastew, let me uWu knyow? 
MASTER. OwO A ^w^ thousand cwowns, ^w^ ow ewse uWu way ;;w;; down >_> youw head. 
OwO MATE. And OwO so >w< much uWu shaww you >_> give, ^w^ ow x3 off :33 goes ^w^ youws. 
WIEUTENyANT. >_> What, ÚwÚ think you >w< much ^-^ to pay two ^w^ thousand cwowns, 
And bear OwO the name ÚwÚ and powt >_> of ;;w;; gentwemen? 
xDD Cut uWu both OwO the villains' thwoats- uWu fow die you shall; 
The ;;w;; wives >_> of x3 those ;;w;; which ^-^ we ^.^ have lost in fight 
Be counterpois'd with such :3 a :33 petty >_> sum! 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I'll ^w^ give it, uWu siw: ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe spawe my wife. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. And OwO so uWu wiww OwO I, ÚwÚ and wwite UwU home uWu fow ^.^ it ÚwÚ stwaight. 
>_< WHITMOWE. I lost >_< minye eye in x3 waying OwO the UwU pwize >_< aboawd, 
uWu [To SUFFOLK] And ^.^ thewefowe, ^-^ to wevenge it, ^-^ shawt :3 thou ^.^ die; 
And OwO so shouwd :33 these, ^-^ if I UwU might ^.^ have my uWu wiww. 
WIEUTENyANT. Be ^.^ nyot OwO so wash; UwU take wansom, let him wive. 
SUFFOLK. Wook uWu on my >_> Geowge, I x3 am :3 a ÚwÚ gentweman: 
OwO Wate me at what :3 thou >_< wiwt, :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be >_< paid. 
>_< WHITMOWE. And OwO so x3 am :3 I: my name :3 is Walter Whitmowe. 
OwO How nyow! UwU Why start'st thou? >_> What, doth death >w< affwight? 
SUFFOLK. x3 Thy name affwights uWu me, in uWu whose :33 sound :3 is :33 death. 
OwO A ÚwÚ cunnying man >_> did calculate my biwth 
And told me UwU that uWu by >w< watew I shouwd ^.^ die; 
>_> Yet let ^.^ nyot :3 this ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee >w< be >_> bwoody-minded; 
x3 Thy name :3 is UwU Guawtiew, being >w< wightwy xDD sounded. 
>_< WHITMOWE. Gualtier ^w^ ow ÚwÚ Wawtew, ;;w;; which ^.^ it :3 is I cawe nyot: 
uWu Nyevew ÚwÚ yet >_> did base ^-^ dishonyouw bwuw ^-^ ouw name 
But with ^-^ ouw >_< swowd ^-^ we ^.^ wip'd away OwO the >_> bwot; 
:33 Thewefowe, when ÚwÚ mewchant-wike I ;;w;; seww ÚwÚ wevenge, 
Broke >w< be my ;;w;; swowd, my ÚwÚ awms ^-^ town ÚwÚ and xDD defac'd, 
And I pwocwaim'd :3 a cowawd OwO thwough OwO the world. 
SUFFOLK. >w< Stay, ^-^ Whitmowe, uWu fow >w< thy pwisonyew :3 is :3 a ^w^ pwince, 
The UwU Duke >_> of Suffowk, ^-^ Wiwwiam ^.^ de uWu wa Powe. 
>_< WHITMOWE. The UwU Duke >_> of >_> Suffowk muffwed OwO up in rags? 
SUFFOLK. >w< Ay, uWu but ^.^ these ^.^ wags awe nyo part >_> of OwO the >_< Duke: 
OwO Juv sometime went :33 disguis'd, ÚwÚ and x3 why ^.^ nyot x3 I? 
WIEUTENyANT. But OwO Juv ÚwÚ was never slain, as :3 thou ^-^ shawt UwU be. 
SUFFOLK. Obscure ÚwÚ and >_> wowwy ^.^ swain, UwU King Henry's blood, 
The honyouwabwe UwU bwood >_> of UwU Wancastew, 
Must ^.^ nyot >w< be shed uWu by such :3 a >w< jaded >w< gwoom. 
xDD Hast :3 thou ^.^ nyot kiss'd >w< thy hand ÚwÚ and held my >_< stiwwup, 
ÚwÚ Baweheaded pwodded uWu by my foot-cloth OwO muwe, 
And ^w^ thought ÚwÚ thee x3 happy when I shook my >_< head? 
OwO How >_< often x3 hast :3 thou waited at my ^.^ cup, 
OwO Fed ^-^ fwom my trencher, uWu knyeew'd ;;w;; down at OwO the board, 
When I ^.^ have :33 feasted with Queen Margaret? 
Wemembew it, ÚwÚ and let ^.^ it ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee >_> cwestfaww'n, 
>w< Ay, ÚwÚ and allay ;;w;; thus >w< thy abortive :33 pwide, 
OwO How in ^-^ ouw OwO voiding-wobby x3 hast :3 thou ÚwÚ stood 
And duwy waited uWu fow my UwU coming fowth. 
:3 This hand >_> of >_< minye ;;w;; hath :3 wwit in >w< thy :3 behawf, 
And OwO thewefowe uWu shaww ^.^ it chawm >w< thy riotous OwO tongue. 
>_< WHITMOWE. xDD Speak, x3 Captain, uWu shaww I :33 stab OwO the >w< fowwown uWu swain? 
WIEUTENyANT. >w< Fiwst let my uWu wowds :33 stab ^w^ him, as ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_> me. 
SUFFOLK. xDD Base slave, >w< thy uWu wowds awe uWu bwunt, ÚwÚ and OwO so art >w< thou. 
WIEUTENyANT. uWu Convey him hence, ÚwÚ and uWu on ^-^ ouw >_< wongboat's >_> side 
Stwike x3 off his head. 
SUFFOLK. Thou :33 daw'st ;;w;; nyot, uWu fow >w< thy >w< own. 
WIEUTENyANT. >_> Poowe! 
SUFFOLK. Poole? 
WIEUTENyANT. >w< Ay, ^w^ kennyew, uWu puddwe, ^w^ sink, uWu whose uWu fiwth ÚwÚ and dirt 
Troubles OwO the ÚwÚ siwvew spwing xDD whewe ^.^ Engwand ^-^ dwinks; 
Nyow uWu wiww I dam OwO up :3 this >w< thy uWu yawnying OwO mouth 
>_< Fow swawwowing OwO the >_> tweasuwe >_> of OwO the realm. 
x3 Thy wips, UwU that kiss'd OwO the uWu Queen, uWu shaww ;;w;; sweep OwO the ground; 
And :3 thou UwU that smil'dst at good UwU Duke ;;w;; Humphwey's death 
uWu Against OwO the ÚwÚ sensewess x3 winds ^-^ shawt grin in vain, 
OwO Who in >_> contempt uWu shaww uWu hiss at ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ again; 
And ^w^ wedded >w< be :3 thou ^-^ to OwO the >w< hags >_> of heww 
>_< Fow daring ^-^ to uWu affy :3 a :3 mighty lord 
^.^ Unto OwO the daughter >_> of :3 a ^.^ wowthwess ^-^ king, 
Having neither :3 subject, :33 weawth, :3 nyow diadem. 
By uWu deviwish powicy art :3 thou UwU gwown >_> gweat, 
And, >_< wike ambitious ÚwÚ Sywwa, >_< uvwgowg'd 
x3 With OwO gobbets >_> of >w< thy >_> mothew's ÚwÚ bweeding ÚwÚ heawt. 
By ÚwÚ thee Anjou ÚwÚ and UwU Mainye ;;w;; wewe :3 sowd ^-^ to xDD Fwance; 
The false wevowting Nyowmans thowough ÚwÚ thee 
UwU Disdain ^-^ to caww OwO us ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ and Picardy 
;;w;; Hath OwO swain theiw governors, UwU suwpwis'd ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ fowts, 
And x3 sent OwO the ^.^ wagged xDD sowdiews >_< wounded UwU home. 
The >_< pwincewy UwU Wawwick, ÚwÚ and OwO the Nevils aww, 
uWu Whose dreadful >_> swowds ;;w;; wewe never :33 dwawn in vain, 
UwU As ÚwÚ hating ^.^ thee, awe x3 wising OwO up in arms; 
And :3 nyow OwO the house >_> of Yowk- OwO thwust ^-^ fwom OwO the :3 cwown 
By shameful murder >_> of :3 a :33 guiwtwess ;;w;; king 
And lofty >_> pwoud ^w^ encwoaching tywanny- 
Buwns with revenging fire, uWu whose ^w^ hopefuw colours 
:33 Advance ^-^ ouw ^-^ hawf-fac'd >_> sun, x3 stwiving ^-^ to uWu shinye, 
^.^ Undew OwO the ;;w;; which :3 is :3 wwit 'Invitis >w< nyubibus.' 
The x3 commons here in xDD Kent awe OwO up in arms; 
And ^-^ to conclude, >_> wepwoach ÚwÚ and beggary 
^-^ Is crept OwO into OwO the :33 pawace >_> of ^-^ ouw ;;w;; King, 
And >w< aww uWu by thee. xDD Away! convey him ^-^ hence. 
SUFFOLK. :3 O UwU that I ;;w;; wewe :3 a god, ^-^ to >_> shoot :3 fowth thundew 
:3 Upon ^.^ these pawtwy, ÚwÚ sewviwe, :3 abject xDD dwudges! 
^w^ Smaww >w< things ^-^ make base x3 men ÚwÚ pwoud: :3 this villain ;;w;; hewe, 
>_> Being x3 captain >_> of :3 a pinnace, UwU thweatens ^-^ mowe 
>w< Than OwO Bawguwus, OwO the >w< stwong Iwwywian ÚwÚ piwate. 
Dwonyes x3 suck ^.^ nyot >_< eagwes' UwU bwood uWu but x3 wob xDD beehives. 
^w^ It :3 is impossibwe UwU that I shouwd die 
By such :3 a >_> wowwy vassaw as thysewf. 
x3 Thy uWu wowds move ;;w;; wage ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >w< wemowse in >_> me. 
I >w< go >_> of xDD message ^-^ fwom OwO the Queen ^-^ to France: 
I chawge ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; waft me OwO safewy cross OwO the ^-^ Channyew. 
WIEUTENyANT. ÚwÚ Wawtew- 
>_< WHITMOWE. ^w^ Come, Suffowk, I >w< must ;;w;; waft ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< thy :33 death. 
SUFFOLK. Gelidus timow >w< occupat ^w^ awtus: ^.^ it :3 is ÚwÚ thee I fear. 
>_< WHITMOWE. Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have cause ^-^ to ;;w;; feaw before I xDD weave thee. 
>_> What, awe ye xDD daunted ^w^ nyow? Nyow uWu wiww ye stoop? 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. UwU My >_< gwacious lord, entweat ^w^ him, speak him x3 faiw. 
SUFFOLK. Suffowk's >w< impewiaw :33 tongue :3 is x3 stem ÚwÚ and :3 wough, 
Us'd ^-^ to ^.^ command, ;;w;; untaught ^-^ to >w< pwead uWu fow OwO favouw. 
Far >w< be ^.^ it ^-^ we shouwd uWu honyouw such as ^.^ these 
x3 With humbwe suit: no, wathew let my head 
>_> Stoop ^-^ to OwO the bwock than ^.^ these knyees bow ^-^ to ^-^ any 
ÚwÚ Save ^-^ to OwO the :3 God >_> of >w< heaven ÚwÚ and ^-^ to my king; 
And sooner ^-^ dance x3 upon :3 a bwoody ÚwÚ powe 
>w< Than ^.^ stand :33 uncuvw'd ^-^ to OwO the UwU vuwgaw >w< gwoom. 
^.^ Twue uWu nyobiwity :3 is :3 exempt ^-^ fwom feaw: 
Mowe can I bear than you dare execute. 
WIEUTENyANT. Hawe him ^w^ away, ÚwÚ and let him talk nyo more. 
SUFFOLK. ^w^ Come, soldiers, show what cruelty ye ^-^ can, 
:33 That :3 this my death ^-^ may never >w< be fowgot- 
Great x3 men ^w^ oft die uWu by :3 viwe bezonyians: 
OwO A Woman sworder ÚwÚ and uWu banditto ^w^ swave 
Muwdew'd ^w^ sweet ^-^ Tuwwy; ^w^ Bwutus' xDD bastawd hand 
>_< Stabb'd Julius xDD Caesaw; savage ^w^ iswandews 
;;w;; Pompey OwO the ^.^ Gweat; ÚwÚ and >_> Suffowk >_> dies uWu by ÚwÚ piwates. 
Exit :3 WAWTEW with x3 SUFFOWK 
WIEUTENyANT. And as uWu fow :33 these, uWu whose >_< wansom ^-^ we ^.^ have set, 
^w^ It :3 is ^-^ ouw ^w^ pweasuwe ^-^ onye >_> of them :3 depawt; 
OwO Thewefowe come you with >w< us, ÚwÚ and let him ^.^ go. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but OwO the OwO FIWST >_> GENTWEMAN 

;;w;; We-entew WHITMOWE with uWu SUFFOWK'S ÚwÚ body 

>_< WHITMOWE. Thewe let his head ÚwÚ and lifeless ÚwÚ body >_< wie, 
^.^ Untiw OwO the Queen his ^w^ mistwess :33 buwy it. Exit 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. :3 O ^.^ bawbawous ÚwÚ and bwoody ^w^ spectacwe! 
His ÚwÚ body uWu wiww I bear x3 unto OwO the King. 
>w< If ^.^ he wevenge ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ yet uWu wiww his fwiends; 
^w^ So uWu wiww OwO the uWu Queen, UwU that :3 wiving held him ;;w;; deaw. 
Exit with OwO the ÚwÚ body 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
Blackheath 

x3 Entew GEORGE :33 BEVIS ÚwÚ and >w< JOHN >_< HOWWAND 

GEORGE. Come ÚwÚ and >_< get ÚwÚ thee :3 a ;;w;; swowd, >w< though :3 made >_> of :3 a >_< wath; uWu they ^.^ have 
>_< been OwO up ^.^ these two ^.^ days. 
:3 JOHN. ^.^ They ^.^ have OwO the ^-^ mowe :3 nyeed ^-^ to ;;w;; sweep nyow, xDD then. 
GEORGE. I tell ÚwÚ thee x3 Jack ;;w;; Cade OwO the OwO cwothiew :3 means ^-^ to dwess OwO the 
^-^ commonweawth, ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn it, ÚwÚ and xDD set :3 a OwO nyew nap x3 upon it. 
:3 JOHN. ^w^ So ^.^ he xDD had ^w^ nyeed, uWu fow 'tis ^-^ thweadbawe. Weww, I uWu say ^.^ it ÚwÚ was never 
>_> mewwy x3 wowwd in ^.^ Engwand >_< since gentlemen came :33 up. 
GEORGE. :3 O xDD misewabwe OwO age! OwO Viwtue :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 wegawded in ;;w;; handicwaftsmen. 
:3 JOHN. The uWu nyobiwity ÚwÚ think :33 scown ^-^ to >w< go in weathew >_< apwons. 
GEORGE. ;;w;; Nyay, :3 mowe, OwO the King's ;;w;; Counciw awe nyo good ^.^ wowkmen. 
:3 JOHN. True; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it :3 is ^w^ said 'Labour in >w< thy x3 vocation'; ;;w;; which :3 is 
as >w< much ^-^ to uWu say as >w< 'Wet OwO the ÚwÚ magistwates >w< be >_> wabouwing ;;w;; men'; ÚwÚ and 
OwO thewefowe shouwd ^-^ we >w< be magistrates. 
GEORGE. Thou x3 hast :3 hit xDD it; uWu fow :33 thewe's nyo better >w< sign >_> of :3 a bwave 
:33 mind than :3 a ^-^ hawd hand. 
:3 JOHN. I UwU see them! I UwU see them! There's >_< Best's UwU son, OwO the >_> tannyew >_> of 
^w^ Wingham- 
GEORGE. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^.^ have OwO the ^.^ skins >_> of ^-^ ouw >_> enyemies ^-^ to ^-^ make uWu dog's 
weathew >_> of. 
:3 JOHN. And :33 Dick OwO the UwU butchew- 
GEORGE. ;;w;; Then :3 is xDD sin struck down, >_< wike OwO an ox, ÚwÚ and iniquity's ^w^ thwoat 
ÚwÚ cut >_< wike :3 a UwU cawf. 
:3 JOHN. And Smith OwO the weaver- 
GEORGE. xDD Awgo, theiw thwead >_> of life :3 is uWu spun. 
:3 JOHN. ^w^ Come, xDD come, wet's ^-^ faww in with ^.^ them. 

^-^ Dwum. x3 Entew ^w^ CADE, UwU DICK OwO THE ;;w;; BUTCHEW, SMITH 
OwO THE WEAVER, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ SAWYEW, with >_< infinyite ÚwÚ nyumbews 

uWu CADE. We uWu John xDD Cade, OwO so term'd >_> of ^-^ ouw supposed >_> fathew- 
OwO DICK. ^-^ [Aside] Ow ^.^ wathew, >_> of >_< steawing :3 a ^-^ cade >_> of uWu hewwings. 
uWu CADE. >_< Fow ^-^ ouw >_> enyemies uWu shaww ^-^ faww before >w< us, inspiwed with OwO the 
spirit >_> of OwO putting ;;w;; down kings ÚwÚ and princes- xDD command silence. 
OwO DICK. :33 Siwence! 
uWu CADE. UwU My fathew ÚwÚ was :3 a Mortimer- 
OwO DICK. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was OwO an >w< honyest man ÚwÚ and :3 a good OwO bwickwayew. 
uWu CADE. UwU My mothew :3 a Plantagenet- 
OwO DICK. ^-^ [Aside] I knew xDD hew ;;w;; weww; ^.^ she ÚwÚ was :3 a xDD midwife. 
uWu CADE. UwU My UwU wife descended >_> of OwO the OwO Wacies- 
OwO DICK. ^-^ [Aside] She OwO was, :3 indeed, :3 a :33 pedwaw's >_> daughtew, ÚwÚ and :3 sowd many 
:33 waces. 
xDD SMITH. ^-^ [Aside] But :3 nyow >_> of :3 wate, ^.^ nyot able ^-^ to ^w^ twavew with xDD hew furr'd 
xDD pack, ^.^ she :33 washes ;;w;; bucks here at UwU home. 
uWu CADE. OwO Thewefowe x3 am I >_> of OwO an honyouwabwe >_< house. 
OwO DICK. ^-^ [Aside] >w< Ay, uWu by my :33 faith, OwO the field :3 is xDD honyouwabwe, ÚwÚ and there 
ÚwÚ was ^.^ he :33 bown, uWu undew :3 a >_> hedge, uWu fow his fathew xDD had never :3 a house uWu but 
OwO the >_> cage. 
uWu CADE. OwO Vawiant I ÚwÚ am. 
xDD SMITH. ^-^ [Aside] 'A >w< must ÚwÚ nyeeds; uWu fow beggary :3 is uWu vawiant. 
uWu CADE. I x3 am able ^-^ to >_> enduwe ^w^ much. 
OwO DICK. ^-^ [Aside] :3 Nyo xDD question >_> of UwU that; uWu fow I ^.^ have uWu seen him uWu whipt three 
mawket >_< days >w< togethew. 
uWu CADE. I ;;w;; feaw neither >_< swowd :3 nyow >w< fiwe. 
xDD SMITH. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ He :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot ;;w;; feaw OwO the ;;w;; swowd, uWu fow his :3 coat :3 is >_> of 
proof. 
OwO DICK. ^-^ [Aside] But >w< methinks ^.^ he shouwd ^.^ stand in ;;w;; feaw >_> of fire, being 
buwnt >w< i' th' hand uWu fow >_< steawing >_> of sheep. 
uWu CADE. Be brave, then, uWu fow >_> youw x3 captain :3 is brave, ÚwÚ and >_< vows 
UwU wefowmation. Thewe uWu shaww >w< be in ^.^ Engwand :3 seven OwO hawfpenny woaves 
:3 sowd uWu fow :3 a UwU penny; OwO the thwee-hoop'd pot uWu shaww ^.^ have >w< ten uWu hoops; ÚwÚ and 
I uWu wiww ^-^ make ^.^ it >_> fewony ^-^ to dwink small OwO beew. ^-^ Aww OwO the >_< weawm uWu shaww >w< be 
in ;;w;; common, ÚwÚ and in >_< Cheapside uWu shaww my palfrey >w< go ^-^ to gwass. And 
when I x3 am >_< king- as ;;w;; king I uWu wiww >w< be 
ALL. :3 God :33 save >_> youw >w< Majesty! 
uWu CADE. I :3 thank you, good people- there uWu shaww >w< be nyo money; >w< aww uWu shaww 
xDD eat ÚwÚ and dwink uWu on my score, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww apparel them >w< aww in ^-^ onye 
x3 wivewy, UwU that uWu they ^-^ may agree >_< wike bwothews ÚwÚ and wowship me theiw 
:33 wowd. 
OwO DICK. The ^.^ fiwst xDD thing ^-^ we uWu do, wet's :33 kiww >w< aww OwO the lawyers. 
uWu CADE. ;;w;; Nyay, UwU that I UwU mean ^-^ to do. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this :3 a lamentable :33 thing, UwU that 
>_> of OwO the ^.^ skin >_> of OwO an innyocent ÚwÚ wamb shouwd >w< be :3 made parchment? :33 That 
parchment, being >w< scwibbw'd xDD o'ew, shouwd ;;w;; undo :3 a man? uWu Some uWu say OwO the 
:3 bee :33 stings; uWu but I uWu say 'tis OwO the ^-^ bee's ^-^ wax; uWu fow I >_> did uWu but >w< seaw UwU once 
^-^ to :3 a :33 thing, ÚwÚ and I ÚwÚ was never >_< minye >_> own man since. OwO How nyow! >w< Who's 
thewe? 

x3 Entew some, ÚwÚ bwinging in OwO the >w< CWEWK >_< OF CHATHAM 

xDD SMITH. The clerk >_> of :3 Chatham. ÚwÚ He can wwite ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wead ÚwÚ and UwU cast 
accompt. 
uWu CADE. :3 O monstrous! 
xDD SMITH. We took him setting >_> of b-boys' ^w^ copies. 
uWu CADE. Here's :3 a viwwain! 
xDD SMITH. xDD Has :3 a book in his ;;w;; pocket with wed letters >w< in't. 
uWu CADE. ;;w;; Nyay, then ^.^ he :3 is :3 a ;;w;; conjuwew. 
OwO DICK. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ he can ^-^ make obwigations ÚwÚ and wwite ^-^ couwt-hand. 
uWu CADE. I x3 am >_< sowwy ÚwÚ fow't; OwO the man :3 is :3 a pwopew man, >_> of >_< minye >_> honyouw; 
unwess I find him guilty, ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^-^ die. Come hithew, ÚwÚ siwwah, 
I >w< must OwO examinye thee. What :3 is >w< thy name? 
CLERK. Emmanyuew. 
OwO DICK. ^.^ They ;;w;; use ^-^ to wwite ^.^ it uWu on OwO the :3 top >_> of ^-^ wettews; 'twill >w< go ^-^ hawd 
with you. 
uWu CADE. >_> Wet me awonye. Dost :3 thou ;;w;; use ^-^ to wwite >w< thy uWu nyame, ^w^ ow x3 hast :3 thou :3 a 
mark ^-^ to ÚwÚ thysewf, >_< wike :3 a >w< honyest ^.^ pwain-deawing man? 
CLERK. >_> Siw, I :3 thank God, I ^.^ have >_< been OwO so ;;w;; weww ^w^ bwought OwO up UwU that I can 
wwite my >w< nyame. 
ALL. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath OwO confess'd. :3 Away with :3 him! >w< He's :3 a villain ÚwÚ and :3 a 
^-^ twaitow. 
uWu CADE. :3 Away with ^w^ him, I :33 say! >w< Hang him with his ;;w;; pen ÚwÚ and >w< inkhown about 
his ÚwÚ nyeck. Exit ^-^ onye with OwO the >w< CWEWK 

x3 Entew ^w^ MICHAEW 

>_< MICHAEW. Where's ^-^ ouw General? 
uWu CADE. ;;w;; Hewe I OwO am, :3 thou pawticuwaw fewwow. 
>_< MICHAEW. >w< Fwy, fly, ;;w;; fwy! Sir :33 Humphwey ^-^ Staffowd ÚwÚ and his bwothew awe 
^-^ hawd >_> by, with OwO the King's forces. 
uWu CADE. ÚwÚ Stand, viwwain, ^.^ stand, ^w^ ow I'll feww ÚwÚ thee down. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww >w< be 
UwU encount'wed with :3 a man as good as :3 himsewf. ÚwÚ He :3 is uWu but :3 a :3 knyight, 
:3 is 'a? 
>_< MICHAEW. >_< Nyo. 
uWu CADE. ÚwÚ To >w< equaw ^w^ him, I uWu wiww ^-^ make ^-^ mysewf :3 a x3 knyight >_> pwesentwy. 
OwO [Knyeews] Rise uWu up, Sir uWu John >w< Mowtimew. [Wises] Nyow ^.^ have at :3 him! 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< HUMPHWEY STAFFOWD ÚwÚ and WIWWIAM 
his :33 bwothew, with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews 

STAFFOWD. Rebellious uWu hinds, OwO the uWu fiwth ÚwÚ and ^-^ scum >_> of ^.^ Kent, 
Mark'd uWu fow OwO the gawwows, uWu way >_> youw weapons ;;w;; down; 
:3 Home ^-^ to >_> youw >w< cottages, >_> fowsake :3 this x3 gwoom; 
The UwU King :3 is mewcifuw ^-^ if you uWu wevowt. 
WIWWIAM STAFFOWD. But :33 angwy, ^.^ wwathfuw, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; incwin'd ^-^ to blood, 
>w< If you >w< go forward; OwO thewefowe ÚwÚ yiewd ^w^ ow ^-^ die. 
uWu CADE. UwU As uWu fow ^.^ these UwU siwken-coated ;;w;; swaves, I xDD pass not; 
^w^ It :3 is ^-^ to you, good ;;w;; peopwe, UwU that I ÚwÚ speak, 
uWu O'ew whom, in UwU time ^-^ to xDD come, I >w< hope ^-^ to :33 weign; 
>_< Fow I x3 am ^-^ wightfuw ÚwÚ heiw x3 unto OwO the ^w^ cwown. 
STAFFOWD. ^-^ Viwwain, >w< thy fathew ÚwÚ was :3 a >w< pwastewew; 
And :3 thou thyself :3 a sheawman, art :3 thou not? 
uWu CADE. And :33 Adam ÚwÚ was :3 a gawdenyew. 
WIWWIAM STAFFOWD. And what >_> of ÚwÚ that? 
uWu CADE. x3 Mawwy, :33 this: Edmund ^-^ Mowtimew, Eaww >_> of xDD Mawch, 
^-^ Mawwied OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Clarence' >_> daughtew, >_> did ^.^ he not? 
STAFFOWD. >w< Ay, sir. 
uWu CADE. By xDD hew ^.^ he xDD had two chiwdwen at ^-^ onye uWu biwth. 
WIWWIAM STAFFOWD. ^.^ That's ^-^ fawse. 
uWu CADE. >w< Ay, :33 thewe's OwO the ÚwÚ question; uWu but I uWu say 'tis true. 
The ÚwÚ ewdew >_> of them being >w< put ^-^ to ^w^ nyuwse, 
>_> Was uWu by :3 a ;;w;; beggaw-woman stow'n ^w^ away, 
And, ^w^ ignyowant >_> of his biwth ÚwÚ and x3 pawentage, 
x3 Became :3 a bwickwayew when ^.^ he came ^-^ to age. 
His :3 son x3 am I; deny ^.^ it ^-^ if you ^.^ can. 
OwO DICK. ;;w;; Nyay, 'tis xDD too true; OwO thewefowe ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< be xDD king. 
xDD SMITH. >_> Siw, ^.^ he :3 made :3 a chimney in my >_< fathew's OwO house, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< bwicks 
awe x3 awive at :3 this :3 day ^-^ to testify xDD it; OwO thewefowe deny ^.^ it not. 
STAFFOWD. And uWu wiww you ÚwÚ cwedit :3 this base :33 dwudge's uWu wowds 
:33 That ^-^ speaks ^.^ he knows ^.^ nyot ;;w;; what? 
ALL. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, uWu wiww ÚwÚ we; OwO thewefowe >_< get ye gone. 
WIWWIAM STAFFOWD. x3 Jack xDD Cade, OwO the UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk ;;w;; hath ^w^ taught you ÚwÚ this. 
uWu CADE. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ He :3 wies, uWu fow I xDD invented ^.^ it ^-^ mysewf- uWu Go ^.^ to, ÚwÚ siwwah, 
tell OwO the UwU King ^-^ fwom me UwU that uWu fow his >_< fathew's UwU sake, ^-^ Henwy OwO the 
OwO Fifth, in uWu whose UwU time :3 boys went ^-^ to OwO span-countew uWu fow xDD Fwench cwowns, 
I x3 am ^.^ content ^.^ he uWu shaww :33 weign; uWu but I'll >w< be Protector xDD uvw >_> him. 
OwO DICK. And fuwthewmowe, ^w^ we'ww ^.^ have OwO the Wowd >w< Say's head uWu fow >w< sewwing 
OwO the :33 dukedom >_> of >w< Mainye. 
uWu CADE. And good ^.^ weason; uWu fow ^.^ theweby :3 is ^.^ Engwand main'd ÚwÚ and fain ^-^ to >w< go 
with :3 a staff, uWu but UwU that my ^-^ puissance howds ^.^ it :33 up. Fellow ÚwÚ kings, I 
tell you UwU that UwU that Wowd Say ;;w;; hath ^.^ gewded OwO the commonweawth ÚwÚ and :3 made 
^.^ it OwO an eunuch; ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe than UwU that, ^.^ he can speak x3 Fwench, ÚwÚ and 
OwO thewefowe ^.^ he :3 is :3 a ^-^ twaitow. 
STAFFOWD. :3 O :3 gwoss ÚwÚ and xDD misewabwe ignorance! 
uWu CADE. ;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ answew ^-^ if you uWu can; OwO the Frenchmen awe ^-^ ouw enyemies. uWu Go ^.^ to, 
then, I ÚwÚ ask uWu but :33 this: can ^.^ he UwU that ^-^ speaks with OwO the :33 tongue >_> of OwO an 
enemy >w< be :3 a good ÚwÚ counsewwow, ^w^ ow nyo? 
ALL. No, no; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe ^w^ we'ww ^.^ have his head. 
WIWWIAM STAFFOWD. Weww, >_< seeing gentwe uWu wowds uWu wiww ^.^ nyot prevail, 
Assaiw them with OwO the ;;w;; awmy >_> of OwO the King. 
STAFFOWD. OwO Hewawd, away; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thwoughout every ^-^ town 
UwU Pwocwaim them ^-^ twaitows UwU that awe OwO up with uWu Cade; 
:33 That x3 those ;;w;; which UwU fwy before OwO the ^-^ battwe ends 
uWu May, x3 even in theiw ÚwÚ wives'and ^-^ chiwdwen's ^-^ sight, 
Be ;;w;; hang'd OwO up uWu fow example at theiw doows. 
And you UwU that >w< be OwO the King's fwiends, follow >_> me. 
>_< Exeunt OwO the OwO TWO ^.^ STAFFOWDS ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews 
uWu CADE. And you UwU that love OwO the x3 commons follow >_> me. 
Nyow show youwsewves ^w^ men; 'tis uWu fow :33 wibewty. 
We uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD weave ^-^ onye lord, ^-^ onye ^w^ gentweman; 
uWu Spawe UwU nyonye uWu but such as >w< go in cwouted :3 shoon, 
>_< Fow uWu they awe thwifty >w< honyest x3 men ÚwÚ and such 
UwU As would- uWu but UwU that uWu they dare nyot- UwU take ^-^ ouw pawts. 
OwO DICK. ^.^ They awe >w< aww in owdew, ÚwÚ and mawch towawd ÚwÚ us. 
uWu CADE. But then awe ^-^ we in owdew when ^-^ we awe UwU most >_< out >_> of x3 owdew. ^w^ Come, 
mawch :3 fowwawd. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
>_> Anyothew part >_> of Blackheath 

Alarums ^-^ to OwO the fight, wherein uWu both OwO the ^.^ STAFFOWDS awe slain. 
x3 Entew ^-^ CADE ÚwÚ and OwO the west 

uWu CADE. Where's ;;w;; Dick, OwO the butchew >_> of ^.^ Ashfowd? 
OwO DICK. Here, sir. 
uWu CADE. ^.^ They feww before ÚwÚ thee >_< wike ;;w;; sheep ÚwÚ and ^-^ oxen, ÚwÚ and :3 thou xDD behavedst 
thyself as ^-^ if :3 thou xDD hadst >_< been in UwU thinye >_> own swaughtew-house; 
OwO thewefowe ;;w;; thus uWu wiww I reward ^w^ thee- OwO the x3 Went uWu shaww >w< be as wong 
UwU again as ^.^ it ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have :3 a licence ^-^ to :33 kiww uWu fow :3 a 
^-^ hundwed UwU wacking ^w^ onye. 
OwO DICK. I desiwe nyo more. 
uWu CADE. And, ^-^ to speak truth, :3 thou >_> desewv'st nyo less. OwO [Putting uWu on ÚwÚ SIW 
>w< HUMPHWEY'S >_> bwigandinye] :3 This :33 monyument >_> of OwO the OwO victowy uWu wiww I ^-^ beaw, 
ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO bodies uWu shaww >w< be dwagged at my horse ^.^ heews ÚwÚ tiww I ^-^ do come 
^-^ to London, xDD whewe ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ have OwO the OwO mayow's >_< swowd ÚwÚ bownye before ÚwÚ us. 
OwO DICK. >w< If ^-^ we UwU mean ^-^ to thrive ÚwÚ and ^-^ do uWu good, >_< bweak open OwO the :33 gaows ÚwÚ and 
let >_< out OwO the ;;w;; pwisonyews. 
uWu CADE. OwO Feaw ^.^ nyot UwU that, I ;;w;; wawwant thee. ^w^ Come, wet's mawch towards 
Wondon. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
Wondon. The :33 pawace 

x3 Entew OwO the KING with :3 a ÚwÚ suppwication, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ QUEEN with uWu SUFFOWK'S ÚwÚ head; 
OwO the DUKE >_< OF :3 BUCKINGHAM, ÚwÚ and OwO the LORD SAY 

x3 QUEEN. Oft ^.^ have I heard UwU that >w< gwief >_< softens OwO the :33 mind 
And makes ^.^ it xDD feawfuw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ degenyewate; 
:33 Think OwO thewefowe uWu on wevenge ÚwÚ and OwO cease ^-^ to weep. 
But ^-^ who can OwO cease ^-^ to ;;w;; weep, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook uWu on uWu this? 
;;w;; Hewe ^-^ may his head lie uWu on my throbbing breast; 
But ^w^ whewe's OwO the ÚwÚ body UwU that I shouwd ^w^ embwace? 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. What ÚwÚ answew makes >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ to OwO the rebels' 
suppwication? 
KING HENRY. I'll ^-^ send >w< some holy ^w^ bishop ^-^ to :33 entweat; 
>_< Fow :3 God fowbid OwO so many ÚwÚ simpwe souws 
;;w;; Shouwd pewish uWu by OwO the :3 swowd! And I ÚwÚ mysewf, 
>_< Wathew than bwoody OwO waw uWu shaww ÚwÚ cut them showt, 
uWu Wiww UwU pawwey with x3 Jack ;;w;; Cade theiw ^.^ genyewaw. 
But ÚwÚ stay, I'll ;;w;; wead ^.^ it xDD uvw UwU once again. 
x3 QUEEN. xDD Ah, ^.^ bawbawous ^-^ viwwains! ;;w;; Hath :3 this UwU wuvwy ;;w;; face 
Rul'd >_< wike :3 a wandewing ^w^ pwanyet xDD uvw uWu me, 
And :33 couwd ^.^ it ^.^ nyot enforce them ^-^ to wewent 
:33 That ;;w;; wewe unworthy ^-^ to >w< behowd OwO the same? 
KING HENRY. Wowd Say, x3 Jack ;;w;; Cade ;;w;; hath sworn ^-^ to ^.^ have >w< thy head. 
UwU SAY. >w< Ay, uWu but I >w< hope >_> youw Highness uWu shaww ^.^ have ^-^ his. 
KING HENRY. OwO How nyow, >_> madam! 
OwO Stiww >_> wamenting ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mouwnying uWu fow Suffowk's UwU death? 
I ;;w;; feaw uWu me, love, ^-^ if UwU that I xDD had >_< been OwO dead, 
Thou wouldst ^.^ nyot ^.^ have >_> mouwn'd OwO so >w< much uWu fow >_> me. 
x3 QUEEN. No, my love, I shouwd ^.^ nyot mourn, uWu but die uWu fow thee. 

x3 Entew OwO A MESSENGEW 

KING HENRY. OwO How nyow! What x3 nyews? UwU Why ;;w;; com'st :3 thou in such haste? 
MESSENGEW. The rebels awe in Southwawk; fly, my wowd! 
x3 Jack ;;w;; Cade proclaims ^-^ himsewf Wowd ^-^ Mowtimew, 
:33 Descended ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Clarence' OwO house, 
And calls >_> youw OwO Gwace usuwpew, openly, 
And >_< vows ^-^ to :3 cwown ^-^ himsewf in Westminstew. 
His ;;w;; awmy :3 is :3 a ^.^ wagged ÚwÚ muwtitude 
x3 Of hinds ÚwÚ and :33 peasants, wude ÚwÚ and x3 mewciwess; 
Sir :33 Humphwey ^-^ Staffowd ÚwÚ and his >_< bwothew's death 
;;w;; Hath >w< given them OwO heawt ÚwÚ and :33 couwage ^-^ to :3 pwoceed. 
^-^ Aww x3 schowaws, x3 wawyews, :3 couwtiews, gentlemen, 
^.^ They caww false ^-^ catewpiwwaws ÚwÚ and intend theiw :33 death. 
KING HENRY. :3 O gwacewess >_< men! uWu they xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what uWu they do. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU My >_< gwacious lord, retire ^-^ to ÚwÚ Kiwwingwowth 
^.^ Untiw :3 a power >w< be rais'd ^-^ to >w< put them down. 
x3 QUEEN. xDD Ah, ;;w;; wewe OwO the UwU Duke >_> of >_> Suffowk :3 nyow alive, 
^.^ These x3 Kentish rebels would >w< be >_> soon x3 appeas'd! 
KING HENRY. Wowd Say, OwO the ^-^ twaitows UwU hate thee; 
OwO Thewefowe away with OwO us ^-^ to Kiwwingwowth. 
UwU SAY. ^w^ So UwU might >_> youw Gwace's person >w< be in >_> dangew. 
The OwO sight >_> of me :3 is ^-^ odious in theiw ^w^ eyes; 
And OwO thewefowe in :3 this :33 city uWu wiww I stay 
And live :3 awonye as >w< secwet as I OwO may. 

x3 Entew another MESSENGEW 

x3 SECOND MESSENGEW. x3 Jack ;;w;; Cade ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ gotten UwU Wondon ÚwÚ Bwidge. 
The xDD citizens UwU fwy ÚwÚ and >_> fowsake theiw OwO houses; 
The >w< wascaw ;;w;; peopwe, x3 thiwsting aftew xDD pwey, 
Join with OwO the traitor; ÚwÚ and uWu they jointwy uWu sweaw 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ spoiw OwO the :33 city ÚwÚ and >_> youw :33 woyaw couwt. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. ;;w;; Then wingew ;;w;; nyot, my ^w^ wowd; ^w^ away, UwU take ÚwÚ howse. 
KING HENRY. Come ^w^ Mawgawet; God, ^-^ ouw hope, uWu wiww succour ÚwÚ us. 
x3 QUEEN. UwU My >w< hope :3 is gone, :3 nyow >_> Suffowk :3 is >_> deceas'd. 
KING HENRY. uWu [To LORD UwU SAY] Faweweww, my lord, xDD twust ^.^ nyot OwO the x3 Kentish 
ÚwÚ webews. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. OwO Twust >_> nyobody, uWu fow ;;w;; feaw you >w< be >_< betway'd. 
UwU SAY. The xDD twust I ^.^ have :3 is in >_< minye innyocence, 
And OwO thewefowe x3 am I bowd ÚwÚ and resolute. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE :3 V. 
Wondon. The >w< Towew 

x3 Entew LORD ^.^ SCAWES :3 Upon OwO the :33 Towew, >_< wawking. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ entew two ^w^ ow three uWu CITIZENS, 
x3 bewow 

SCAWES. OwO How nyow! ^-^ Is x3 Jack ;;w;; Cade uWu swain? 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. No, my lord, :3 nyow :33 wikewy ^-^ to >w< be slain; uWu fow uWu they ^.^ have 
xDD won OwO the bwidge, :33 kiwwing >w< aww x3 those UwU that ^w^ withstand ^.^ them. 
The Wowd >w< Mayow x3 cwaves aid >_> of >_> youw uWu honyouw ^-^ fwom OwO the 
:33 Towew, ^-^ to ^w^ defend OwO the :33 city ^-^ fwom OwO the ÚwÚ webews. 
SCAWES. Such aid as I can spawe you uWu shaww ^.^ command, 
But I x3 am twoubwed here with them mysewf; 
The rebels ^.^ have assay'd ^-^ to ^.^ win OwO the :33 Towew. 
But >_< get you ^-^ to :33 Smithfiewd, ÚwÚ and x3 gathew uWu head, 
And thithew I uWu wiww ^-^ send you ^.^ Matthew uWu Goffe; 
OwO Fight uWu fow >_> youw ;;w;; King, >_> youw xDD countwy, ÚwÚ and >_> youw lives; 
And so, ^.^ faweweww, uWu fow I >w< must x3 hence again. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE VI. 
Wondon. Cannon uWu stweet 

x3 Entew uWu JACK ^-^ CADE ÚwÚ and OwO the rest, ÚwÚ and strikes his xDD staff uWu on UwU Wondon Stonye 

uWu CADE. Nyow :3 is OwO Mowtimew lord >_> of :3 this :33 city. And ;;w;; hewe, ^.^ sitting x3 upon 
UwU Wondon :3 Stonye, I chawge ÚwÚ and xDD command UwU that, >_> of OwO the x3 city's ^-^ cost, OwO the 
:3 pissing conduit run nyothing uWu but claret xDD winye :3 this ^.^ fiwst yeaw >_> of 
^-^ ouw OwO weign. And :3 nyow henceforward ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be uWu tweason uWu fow ^-^ any UwU that 
calls me uWu othew than Wowd >w< Mowtimew. 

x3 Entew :3 a uWu SOWDIEW, x3 wunnying 

^-^ SOWDIEW. x3 Jack ^-^ Cade! x3 Jack ^-^ Cade! 
uWu CADE. UwU Knyock him ;;w;; down ^.^ thewe. ^.^ [They :33 kiww xDD him] 
xDD SMITH. >w< If :3 this :3 fewwow >w< be ÚwÚ wise, :3 he'ww never caww ye x3 Jack ;;w;; Cade ^-^ mowe; 
I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 a vewy fair warning. 
OwO DICK. UwU My lord, :33 thewe's OwO an ;;w;; awmy ^.^ gathewed >_> togethew in Smithfield. 
uWu CADE. Come then, wet's >w< go fight with ^.^ them. But ^.^ fiwst >w< go ÚwÚ and xDD set 
UwU Wondon Bridge uWu on uWu fiwe; :3 and, ^-^ if you ^-^ can, >_< buwn ;;w;; down OwO the >w< Towew ^w^ too. 
^w^ Come, wet's >_> away. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE :33 VII. 
Wondon. OwO Smithfiewd 

Awawums. ^-^ MATTHEW ^.^ GOFFE :3 is slain, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the ^-^ west. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ entew uWu JACK ^w^ CADE, 
with his >_> company 

uWu CADE. UwU So, sirs. Nyow >w< go >w< some ÚwÚ and >_< puww ;;w;; down OwO the :33 Savoy; ÚwÚ othews ^-^ to th' 
Inns >_> of ^.^ Couwt; ;;w;; down with them all. 
OwO DICK. I ^.^ have :3 a suit x3 unto >_> youw >_> wowdship. 
uWu CADE. Be ^.^ it :3 a :3 wowdship, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have ^.^ it uWu fow UwU that :33 wowd. 
OwO DICK. >_> Onwy UwU that OwO the ^-^ waws >_> of ^.^ Engwand ^-^ may come >_< out >_> of >_> youw UwU mouth. 
:3 JOHN. ^-^ [Aside] :33 Mass, 'twill >w< be >_> sowe OwO waw then; uWu fow ^.^ he ÚwÚ was OwO thwust in 
OwO the OwO mouth with :3 a speaw, ÚwÚ and 'tis ^.^ nyot xDD whowe >_> yet. 
xDD SMITH. ^-^ [Aside] ;;w;; Nyay, :33 John, ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< be uWu stinking waw; uWu fow his >_> bweath 
^w^ stinks with ;;w;; eating UwU toasted ^-^ cheese. 
uWu CADE. I ^.^ have ^w^ thought x3 upon xDD it; ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ so. Away, >_< buwn >w< aww OwO the 
:33 wecowds >_> of OwO the realm. UwU My OwO mouth uWu shaww >w< be OwO the Parliament >_> of 
Engwand. 
:3 JOHN. ^-^ [Aside] ;;w;; Then ^-^ we awe >_< wike ^-^ to ^.^ have >_> biting ^w^ statutes, unwess his 
UwU teeth >w< be uWu puww'd >_< out. 
uWu CADE. And henceforward >w< aww >w< things uWu shaww >w< be in xDD common. 

x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW 

MESSENGEW. UwU My lord, :3 a prize, :3 a ÚwÚ pwize! Here's OwO the Wowd Say, ;;w;; which 
:3 sowd OwO the OwO towns in xDD Fwance; ^.^ he UwU that :3 made OwO us pay ^-^ onye ÚwÚ and twenty 
fifteens, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye shining ^-^ to OwO the x3 pound, OwO the last subsidy. 

x3 Entew GEORGE BEVIS, with OwO the LORD SAY 

uWu CADE. Weww, ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< be x3 beheaded uWu fow ^.^ it >w< ten x3 times. xDD Ah, :3 thou ÚwÚ say, 
:3 thou >_> sewge, xDD nyay, :3 thou >_> buckwam wowd! Nyow art :3 thou within point 
UwU bwank >_> of ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ juwisdiction OwO wegaw. What ^w^ canst :3 thou ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to my 
uWu Majesty uWu fow giving OwO up >_> of >_> Nyowmandy x3 unto Mounsieur OwO Basimecu OwO the 
x3 Dauphin >_> of :33 Fwance? Be ^.^ it OwO knyown x3 unto ÚwÚ thee uWu by ^.^ these presence, x3 even 
OwO the :3 pwesence >_> of Wowd ^-^ Mowtimew, UwU that I x3 am OwO the OwO besom UwU that >w< must 
;;w;; sweep OwO the couwt cwean >_> of such uWu fiwth as :3 thou awt. Thou x3 hast UwU most 
twaitowouswy >_< cowwupted OwO the xDD youth >_> of OwO the >_< weawm in x3 ewecting :3 a 
ÚwÚ gwammaw >w< schoow; ÚwÚ and wheweas, OwO befowe, ^-^ ouw forefathers xDD had nyo uWu othew 
:33 books uWu but OwO the scowe ÚwÚ and OwO the tawwy, :3 thou x3 hast xDD caused printing ^-^ to 
>w< be us'd, :3 and, contrary ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; King, his UwU cwown, ÚwÚ and dignity, :3 thou 
x3 hast built :3 a x3 papew-miww. ^w^ It uWu wiww >w< be ÚwÚ pwuvd ^-^ to >w< thy ;;w;; face UwU that :3 thou 
x3 hast x3 men about ÚwÚ thee UwU that usually talk >_> of :3 a nyoun ÚwÚ and :3 a vewb, ÚwÚ and 
such abominable uWu wowds as nyo ÚwÚ Chwistian ear can >_> enduwe ^-^ to heaw. 
Thou x3 hast appointed x3 justices >_> of :3 peace, ^-^ to caww UwU poow x3 men before 
them about mattews uWu they ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot able ^-^ to >w< answew. Moweuvw, :3 thou 
x3 hast >w< put them in x3 pwison, ÚwÚ and ^.^ because uWu they :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ wead, :3 thou 
x3 hast ;;w;; hang'd ;;w;; them, xDD when, :3 indeed, only uWu fow UwU that cause uWu they ^.^ have 
>_< been UwU most >w< wowthy ^-^ to wive. Thou OwO dost ride in :3 a uWu foot-cwoth, OwO dost 
:3 thou not? 
UwU SAY. What >_> of ÚwÚ that? 
uWu CADE. x3 Mawwy, :3 thou ought'st ^.^ nyot ^-^ to let >w< thy horse wear :3 a >w< cwoak, when 
^.^ honyestew x3 men than :3 thou >w< go in theiw hose ÚwÚ and >w< doubwets. 
OwO DICK. And wowk in theiw OwO shiwt UwU too, as ÚwÚ mysewf, uWu fow ^.^ exampwe, UwU that x3 am 
:3 a x3 butchew. 
UwU SAY. You x3 men >_> of ÚwÚ Kent- 
OwO DICK. What uWu say you >_> of >_< Kent? 
UwU SAY. Nyothing uWu but :33 this: 'tis 'bona terra, mala >w< gens.' 
uWu CADE. :3 Away with ^w^ him, away with :3 him! ÚwÚ He ^-^ speaks ^.^ Watin. 
UwU SAY. >w< Heaw me uWu but ÚwÚ speak, ÚwÚ and bear me xDD whewe you uWu wiww. 
^.^ Kent, in OwO the Commentawies Caesar ^w^ wwit, 
^-^ Is term'd OwO the civil'st place >_> of >w< aww :3 this isle. 
^.^ Sweet :3 is OwO the xDD countwy, ^.^ because :33 fuww >_> of >_> wiches; 
The ^w^ peopwe >_> wibewaw :3 vawiant, >w< active, :3 weawthy; 
^w^ Which makes me >w< hope you awe ^.^ nyot UwU void >_> of ;;w;; pity. 
I :3 sowd ^.^ nyot ^.^ Mainye, I lost ^.^ nyot Nyowmandy; 
xDD Yet, ^-^ to >_< wecuvw ;;w;; them, would wose my wife. 
uWu Justice with :3 favouw ^.^ have I :33 awways done; 
;;w;; Pway'ws ÚwÚ and ;;w;; teaws ^.^ have ;;w;; mov'd uWu me, x3 gifts :33 couwd never. 
When ^.^ have I >w< aught exacted at >_> youw x3 hands, 
But ^-^ to maintain OwO the ;;w;; King, OwO the >_> weawm, ÚwÚ and you? 
Large x3 gifts ^.^ have I bestow'd uWu on ^w^ weawnyed ;;w;; cwewks, 
xDD Because my book ^w^ pwefeww'd me ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; King, 
And >_< seeing xDD ignyowance :3 is OwO the ^w^ cuwse >_> of God, 
:3 Knyowwedge OwO the x3 wing >w< whewewith ^-^ we UwU fwy ^-^ to UwU heaven, 
>_< Unwess you >w< be ^-^ possess'd with uWu deviwish uWu spiwits 
You cannyot uWu but uWu fowbeaw ^-^ to murder >_> me. 
:3 This :33 tongue ;;w;; hath parley'd x3 unto foweign kings 
>_< Fow >_> youw behoof. 
uWu CADE. UwU Tut, when stwuck'st :3 thou ^-^ onye blow in OwO the UwU fiewd? 
UwU SAY. Great x3 men ^.^ have :33 weaching hands. Oft ^.^ have I struck 
Those UwU that I never ;;w;; saw, ÚwÚ and struck them UwU dead. 
GEORGE. :3 O monstrous coward! >_> What, ^-^ to come >_> behind >w< fowks? 
UwU SAY. ^.^ These x3 cheeks awe OwO pawe uWu fow watching uWu fow >_> youw :33 good. 
uWu CADE. >w< Give him :3 a ;;w;; box o' th' eaw, ÚwÚ and UwU that uWu wiww ^-^ make >w< 'em wed again. 
UwU SAY. Wong ^.^ sitting ^-^ to xDD detewminye UwU poow xDD men's ÚwÚ causes 
;;w;; Hath :3 made me :33 fuww >_> of sicknyess ÚwÚ and xDD diseases. 
uWu CADE. uWu Ye uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 a >_< hempen caudle then, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ hewp >_> of >_> hatchet. 
OwO DICK. UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou OwO quivew, man? 
UwU SAY. The ^.^ pawsy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot feaw, provokes >_> me. 
uWu CADE. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ he >w< nyods at >w< us, as ^-^ who shouwd uWu say 'I'll >w< be x3 even with 
you'; I'll UwU see ^-^ if his head uWu wiww ^.^ stand uWu steadiew uWu on :3 a pole, ^w^ ow nyo. 
;;w;; Take him ^w^ away, ÚwÚ and >_> behead >_> him. 
UwU SAY. >_> Teww :3 me: wherein ^.^ have I uWu offended >_> most? 
>_< Have I ;;w;; affected wealth ^w^ ow honour? ;;w;; Speak. 
uWu Awe my uWu chests fill'd OwO up with UwU extowted UwU gowd? 
^-^ Is my apparel sumptuous ^-^ to OwO behowd? 
x3 Whom ^.^ have I ÚwÚ injuw'd, UwU that ye >w< seek my UwU death? 
^.^ These ^.^ hands awe free ^-^ fwom :33 guiwtwess >_< bwoodshedding, 
:3 This uWu bweast ^-^ fwom ;;w;; hawbouwing ;;w;; fouw x3 deceitfuw xDD thoughts. 
:33 O, let me wive! 
uWu CADE. ^-^ [Aside] I ;;w;; feew >w< wemowse in ^-^ mysewf with his :33 wowds; uWu but I'll 
bridle it. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww x3 die, OwO an ^.^ it >w< be uWu but uWu fow pleading OwO so ;;w;; weww uWu fow 
his wife.- :3 Away with :3 him! ÚwÚ He >_> has :3 a ÚwÚ famiwiaw uWu undew his UwU tongue; ^.^ he 
^-^ speaks ^.^ nyot o' God's >w< nyame. Go, UwU take him ^w^ away, I ÚwÚ say, ÚwÚ and strike 
x3 off his head presently, ÚwÚ and then >_< bweak OwO into his xDD son-in-waw's 
OwO house, Sir xDD James >w< Cwomew, ÚwÚ and strike x3 off his uWu head, ÚwÚ and bwing them 
uWu both x3 upon two >w< powes hithew. 
ALL. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be >w< donye. 
UwU SAY. xDD Ah, countwymen! ^-^ if when you ^-^ make >_> youw uWu pway'ws, 
:3 God shouwd >w< be OwO so obduwate as yourselves, 
OwO How would ^.^ it fare with >_> youw ^-^ depawted x3 souws? 
And OwO thewefowe ÚwÚ yet wewent ÚwÚ and :33 save my wife. 
uWu CADE. :3 Away with ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do as I xDD command ^.^ ye. [Exeunt >w< some with 
LORD UwU SAY] The pwoudest ;;w;; peew in OwO the >_< weawm uWu shaww ^.^ nyot wear :3 a head 
uWu on his UwU shouwdews, unwess ^.^ he pay me OwO twibute; there uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :3 a 
maid >w< be xDD mawwied, uWu but ^.^ she uWu shaww pay ^-^ to me xDD hew uWu maidenhead ewe uWu they 
^.^ have it. Men uWu shaww howd >_> of me in ;;w;; capite; ÚwÚ and ^-^ we chawge ÚwÚ and 
xDD command UwU that theiw ;;w;; wives >w< be as free as OwO heawt can ^w^ wish ^w^ ow :33 tongue 
can tell. 
OwO DICK. UwU My lord, when uWu shaww ^-^ we >w< go ^-^ to ÚwÚ Cheapside, ÚwÚ and UwU take OwO up 
:3 commodities x3 upon ^-^ ouw biwws? 
uWu CADE. x3 Mawwy, >_> pwesentwy. 
ALL. :33 O, OwO bwave! 

;;w;; We-entew ^-^ onye with OwO the :3 heads 

uWu CADE. But :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 this bwavew? >_> Wet them ÚwÚ kiss ^-^ onye another, uWu fow uWu they 
:33 wov'd ;;w;; weww when uWu they ;;w;; wewe >_> awive. Nyow part them uWu again, west uWu they 
^.^ consuwt about OwO the giving OwO up >_> of >w< some ^-^ mowe OwO towns in OwO Fwance. 
;;w;; Sowdiews, defew OwO the ÚwÚ spoiw >_> of OwO the :33 city xDD untiw >_< nyight; uWu fow with ^.^ these 
ÚwÚ bownye before OwO us :33 instead >_> of :33 maces uWu wiww ^-^ we ride OwO thwough OwO the 
stweets, ÚwÚ and at every >_< cownyew ^.^ have them ;;w;; kiss. xDD Away! >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE VIII. 
^.^ Southwawk 

:33 Awawum ÚwÚ and ^.^ wetweat. x3 Entew UwU again ^-^ CADE ÚwÚ and >w< aww his wabbwement 

uWu CADE. :33 Up uWu Fish Street! ;;w;; down x3 Saint ^-^ Magnyus' Corner! Kiww ÚwÚ and xDD knyock 
ÚwÚ down! Thwow them OwO into Thames! >_< [Sound :3 a >_< pawwey] 
What ^w^ nyoise :3 is :3 this I uWu heaw? >w< Dawe ^-^ any >w< be OwO so bowd ^-^ to :33 sound ^.^ wetweat 
^w^ ow UwU pawwey when I xDD command them >_< kiww? 

x3 Entew >_> BUCKINGHAM ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd CLIFFORD, attended 

>w< BUCKINGHAM. >w< Ay, here uWu they >w< be UwU that dare ÚwÚ and uWu wiww >_< distuwb thee. 
And OwO thewefowe ÚwÚ yet relent, ÚwÚ and :33 save my wife. 
Knyow, xDD Cade, ^-^ we come ambassadors ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU King 
^.^ Unto OwO the x3 commons xDD whom :3 thou x3 hast ÚwÚ miswed; 
And here OwO pwonyounce free pawdon ^-^ to them >w< aww 
:33 That uWu wiww >_> fowsake ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and >w< go UwU home in ^-^ peace. 
CLIFFORD. What uWu say >_< ye, countrymen? uWu Wiww ye wewent 
And ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to UwU mewcy UwU whiwst 'tis ^.^ offew'd you, 
Ow let :3 a rebel ;;w;; wead you ^-^ to >_> youw deaths? 
OwO Who loves OwO the ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^w^ embwace his pawdon, 
:33 Fwing OwO up his ÚwÚ cap ÚwÚ and uWu say 'God :33 save his uWu Majesty!' 
OwO Who hateth him ÚwÚ and honours ^.^ nyot his fathew, 
^-^ Henwy OwO the OwO Fifth, UwU that :3 made >w< aww Fwance ^-^ to quake, 
uWu Shake ^.^ he his x3 weapon at OwO us ÚwÚ and xDD pass by. 
ALL. :3 God :33 save OwO the >_< King! :3 God :33 save OwO the >_< King! 
uWu CADE. >_> What, Buckingham ÚwÚ and uWu Cwiffowd, awe ye OwO so bwave? 
And you, base :33 peasants, ^-^ do ye believe OwO him? uWu Wiww you ^.^ nyeeds >w< be 
;;w;; hang'd with >_> youw about >_> youw necks? ;;w;; Hath my >_< swowd OwO thewefowe x3 bwoke 
OwO thwough UwU Wondon ^.^ gates, UwU that you shouwd xDD weave me at OwO the ÚwÚ White >w< Hawt 
in Southwark? I ^w^ thought ye would never ^.^ have >w< given >_< out ^.^ these ÚwÚ awms 
ÚwÚ tiww you xDD had UwU wecuvwed >_> youw ÚwÚ ancient fweedom. But you awe >w< aww 
^.^ wecweants ÚwÚ and dastawds, ÚwÚ and dewight ^-^ to live in xDD swavewy ^-^ to OwO the 
nyobiwity. >_> Wet them >_< bweak >_> youw uWu backs with OwO buwdens, UwU take >_> youw 
;;w;; houses xDD uvw >_> youw UwU heads, wavish >_> youw ;;w;; wives ÚwÚ and daughters before 
>_> youw >w< faces. >_< Fow uWu me, I uWu wiww ^-^ make ÚwÚ shift uWu fow UwU onye; ÚwÚ and OwO so God's ^w^ cuwse 
^.^ wight x3 upon you all! 
ALL. >w< We'ww follow xDD Cade, ^w^ we'ww follow ^-^ Cade! 
CLIFFORD. ^-^ Is ;;w;; Cade OwO the :3 son >_> of ^-^ Henwy OwO the OwO Fifth, 
:33 That ;;w;; thus you ^-^ do :33 excwaim ^w^ you'ww >w< go with OwO him? 
uWu Wiww ^.^ he OwO conduct you OwO thwough OwO the OwO heawt >_> of UwU Fwance, 
And ^-^ make OwO the UwU meanyest >_> of you >_< eawws ÚwÚ and ^w^ dukes? 
^.^ Awas, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath nyo home, nyo place ^-^ to UwU fwy to; 
Nyow knows ^.^ he how ^-^ to live uWu but uWu by OwO the ^w^ spoiw, 
>_< Unwess uWu by wobbing >_> of >_> youw fwiends ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ us. 
Were't ^.^ nyot :3 a ÚwÚ shame UwU that UwU whiwst you live at OwO jaw 
The xDD feawfuw x3 Fwench, xDD whom you ^.^ wate vanquished, 
;;w;; Shouwd ^-^ make :3 a start o'ew :33 seas ÚwÚ and ;;w;; vanquish you? 
x3 Methinks already in :3 this civil broil 
I UwU see them UwU wowding ^.^ it in UwU Wondon stweets, 
:33 Cwying xDD 'Viwwiago!' x3 unto >w< aww uWu they ÚwÚ meet. 
>_< Bettew >w< ten ^w^ thousand base-bown Cades miscawwy 
>w< Than you shouwd uWu stoop x3 unto :3 a Fwenchman's uWu mewcy. 
ÚwÚ To UwU Fwance, ^-^ to UwU Fwance, ÚwÚ and >_< get what you ^.^ have UwU wost; 
uWu Spawe >_> Engwand, uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is >_> youw ÚwÚ nyative x3 coast. 
^-^ Henwy ;;w;; hath money; you awe >w< stwong ÚwÚ and >_< manwy. 
:3 God uWu on ^-^ ouw >w< side, x3 doubt ^.^ nyot >_> of >_< victowy. 
ALL. OwO A Clifford! :3 a Clifford! >w< We'ww follow OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and Clifford. 
uWu CADE. >_> Was >w< evew feathew OwO so >w< wightwy xDD bwown ^-^ to ÚwÚ and fro as :3 this 
x3 muwtitude? The name >_> of ^-^ Henwy OwO the Fifth hales them ^-^ to OwO an ^-^ hundwed 
mischiefs, ÚwÚ and makes them xDD weave me >_> desowate. I UwU see them uWu way theiw 
:3 heads >_> togethew ^-^ to surprise >_> me. UwU My >_< swowd ^-^ make uWu way uWu fow me uWu fow here 
:3 is nyo x3 staying. UwU In UwU despite >_> of OwO the devils ÚwÚ and >_< heww, ^.^ have OwO thwough 
OwO the vewy middest >_> of xDD you! ÚwÚ and uWu heavens ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw >w< be witness UwU that 
nyo UwU want >_> of wesowution in uWu me, uWu but only my followers' base ÚwÚ and 
ÚwÚ ignyominyious tweasons, makes me UwU betake me ^-^ to my heels. 
Exit 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. >_> What, :3 is ^.^ he ;;w;; fwed? uWu Go some, ÚwÚ and follow him; 
And ^.^ he UwU that brings his head x3 unto OwO the UwU King 
:33 Shaww ^.^ have :3 a ^w^ thousand >w< cwowns uWu fow his ^w^ wewawd. 
>_< Exeunt >w< some >_> of them 
Follow uWu me, UwU sowdiews; ^w^ we'ww devise :3 a UwU mean 
ÚwÚ To weconciwe you >w< aww x3 unto OwO the King. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE IX. 
Killing, wowth >_> Castwe 

Sound trumpets. x3 Entew xDD KING, QUEEN, ÚwÚ and x3 SOMEWSET, uWu on OwO the OwO tewwace 

KING HENRY. >_> Was >w< evew ;;w;; king UwU that uWu joy'd OwO an earthly UwU thwonye 
And :33 couwd xDD command nyo ^-^ mowe ^.^ content than x3 I? 
:3 Nyo sooner ÚwÚ was I crept >_< out >_> of my cradle 
But I ÚwÚ was :3 made :3 a ^-^ king, at :33 nyinye ^.^ months ^.^ owd. 
>_> Was never :33 subject uWu wong'd ^-^ to >w< be :3 a UwU King 
UwU As I ^-^ do wong ÚwÚ and ^w^ wish ^-^ to >w< be :3 a ^w^ subject. 

x3 Entew >_> BUCKINGHAM ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd OwO CWIFFOWD 

>w< BUCKINGHAM. OwO Heawth ÚwÚ and ^.^ gwad >_< tidings ^-^ to >_> youw >w< Majesty! 
KING HENRY. ÚwÚ Why, ^w^ Buckingham, :3 is OwO the >_> twaitow ;;w;; Cade surpris'd? 
Ow :3 is ^.^ he uWu but ;;w;; wetiw'd ^-^ to ^-^ make him stwong? 

OwO Entew, UwU bewow, ;;w;; muwtitudes, with ;;w;; hawtews about theiw >_> nyecks 

CLIFFORD. ÚwÚ He :3 is >w< fwed, my lord, ÚwÚ and >w< aww his >w< powews ^-^ do yield, 
And humbly thus, with ;;w;; hawtews uWu on theiw nyecks, 
OwO Expect >_> youw OwO Highnyess' :33 doom >_> of life ^w^ ow :33 death. 
KING HENRY. >_> Then, UwU heaven, xDD set ;;w;; ope >w< thy xDD evewwasting ^.^ gates, 
ÚwÚ To UwU entewtain my >_< vows >_> of ^w^ thanks ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwaise! 
;;w;; Sowdiews, :3 this :3 day ^.^ have you xDD wedeem'd >_> youw x3 wives, 
And show'd how ;;w;; weww you love >_> youw Prince ÚwÚ and countwy. 
^-^ Continyue still in :3 this OwO so good :3 a UwU mind, 
And Henry, >w< though ^.^ he >w< be infowtunyate, 
;;w;; Assuwe yourselves, uWu wiww never >w< be ;;w;; unkind. 
And so, with ^w^ thanks ÚwÚ and pawdon ^-^ to you aww, 
I ^-^ do UwU dismiss you ^-^ to >_> youw uWu sevewaw ^-^ countwies. 
ALL. :3 God :33 save OwO the >_< King! :3 God :33 save OwO the >_< King! 

x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW 

MESSENGEW. UwU Pwease ^.^ it >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ advewtised 
The UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk :3 is newly come ^-^ fwom >_< Iwewand 
And with :3 a uWu puissant ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 mighty power 
x3 Of ^w^ gawwowgwasses ÚwÚ and :33 stout UwU kewns 
^-^ Is marching >_> hithewwawd in >_> pwoud awway, 
And still >_< pwocwaimeth, as ^.^ he comes awong, 
His ÚwÚ awms awe only ^-^ to wemuv ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee 
The UwU Duke >_> of >w< Somewset, xDD whom ^.^ he >_> tewms :3 a ^-^ twaitow. 
KING HENRY. ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ stands my state, :33 'twixt ;;w;; Cade ÚwÚ and uWu Yowk distress'd; 
;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a ;;w;; ship UwU that, having xDD scap'd :3 a OwO tempest, 
^-^ Is ^-^ stwaightway calm'd, ÚwÚ and :33 boawded with :3 a xDD piwate; 
But :3 nyow :3 is ;;w;; Cade >_> dwiven ^w^ back, his x3 men dispers'd, 
And :3 nyow :3 is uWu Yowk in ÚwÚ awms ^-^ to uWu second >_> him. 
I pray ^.^ thee, ^w^ Buckingham, >w< go ÚwÚ and ^.^ meet him 
And ÚwÚ ask him ^w^ what's OwO the reason >_> of ^.^ these arms. 
>_> Teww him I'll ^-^ send UwU Duke Edmund ^-^ to OwO the x3 Towew- 
And >w< Somewset, ^-^ we uWu wiww commit ÚwÚ thee thithew 
^.^ Untiw his ;;w;; awmy >w< be uWu dismiss'd ^-^ fwom >_> him. 
SOMEWSET. UwU My lord, 
I'll ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ mysewf ^-^ to pwison >w< wiwwingwy, 
Ow x3 unto >_< death, ^-^ to ^-^ do my ;;w;; countwy :33 good. 
KING HENRY. UwU In ^-^ any UwU case >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD too xDD wough in terms, 
>_< Fow ^.^ he :3 is fiewce ÚwÚ and cannyot ^.^ bwook ^-^ hawd >_< wanguage. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. I wiww, my lord, ÚwÚ and x3 doubt ^.^ nyot OwO so ^-^ to ^-^ deaw 
UwU As >w< aww >w< things uWu shaww ^-^ wedound x3 unto >_> youw :33 good. 
KING HENRY. ^w^ Come, xDD wife, wet's ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and learn ^-^ to :33 guvwn bettew; 
>_< Fow ÚwÚ yet ^-^ may ^.^ Engwand ^w^ cuwse my wwetched OwO weign. 
:33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE ;;w;; X. 
x3 Kent. ^-^ Iden's garden 

x3 Entew ^-^ CADE 

uWu CADE. ;;w;; Fie uWu on UwU ambitions! ;;w;; Fie uWu on ÚwÚ mysewf, UwU that ^.^ have :3 a >_< swowd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet x3 am 
ready ^-^ to famish! ^.^ These five >_< days ^.^ have I hid me in ^.^ these ^.^ woods ÚwÚ and 
durst ^.^ nyot UwU peep out, uWu fow >w< aww OwO the ;;w;; countwy :3 is >_> waid uWu fow me; uWu but :3 nyow 
x3 am I OwO so x3 hungwy UwU that, ^-^ if I UwU might ^.^ have :3 a lease >_> of my life uWu fow :3 a 
^w^ thousand yeaws, I :33 couwd stay nyo longer. Wherefore, uWu on :3 a >_< bwick 
x3 waww ^.^ have I xDD cwimb'd OwO into :3 this garden, ^-^ to UwU see ^-^ if I can xDD eat :3 gwass 
^w^ ow OwO pick :3 a >w< sawwet another ^w^ whiwe, ;;w;; which :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ amiss ^-^ to cool :3 a 
ÚwÚ man's stomach :3 this ^.^ hot UwU weathew. And I ÚwÚ think :3 this >_> wowd :33 'sawwet' 
ÚwÚ was :3 bown ^-^ to ^-^ do me >w< good; uWu fow many :3 a UwU time, uWu but uWu fow :3 a >w< sawwet, my 
brain-pain xDD had >_< been cleft with :3 a xDD bwown >w< biww; ÚwÚ and many :3 a UwU time, 
when I ^.^ have >_< been >_> dwy, ÚwÚ and bravely mawching, ^.^ it ;;w;; hath sewv'd me 
:33 instead >_> of :3 a quart-pot ^-^ to dwink in; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow OwO the >_> wowd :33 'sawwet' 
>w< must sewve me ^-^ to :33 feed x3 on. 

x3 Entew uWu IDEN 

:3 IDEN. :3 Wowd, ^-^ who would live ^-^ tuwmoiwed in OwO the couwt 
And ^-^ may enjoy such >_> quiet walks as ^w^ these? 
:3 This small inheritance my fathew weft me 
Contenteth uWu me, ÚwÚ and wowth :3 a OwO monyawchy. 
I >w< seek ^.^ nyot ^-^ to wax gweat uWu by >_> othews' OwO wanying 
Ow x3 gathew wealth I cawe ^.^ nyot with what >_> envy; 
Sufficeth UwU that I ^.^ have maintains my state, 
And >_> sends OwO the UwU poow ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ pweased ^-^ fwom my ;;w;; gate. 
uWu CADE. Here's OwO the lord >_> of OwO the soiw come ^-^ to ÚwÚ seize me uWu fow :3 a stray, uWu fow 
entering his xDD fee-simpwe ^-^ without weave. xDD Ah, viwwain, :3 thou xDD wiwt 
:33 betway uWu me, ÚwÚ and >_< get :3 a ^w^ thousand >w< cwowns >_> of OwO the UwU King uWu by cawwying my 
head ^-^ to him; uWu but I'll ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee xDD eat iwon >_< wike OwO an ostrich ÚwÚ and 
swawwow my >_< swowd >_< wike :3 a gweat :3 pin ewe :3 thou ÚwÚ and I pawt. 
:3 IDEN. ÚwÚ Why, wude ^w^ companyion, x3 whatsoe'ew :3 thou ^.^ be, 
I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee not; x3 why then shouwd I :33 betway OwO thee? 
:3 Is't ^.^ nyot enough ^-^ to >_< bweak OwO into my garden 
And >_< wike :3 a ^w^ thief ^-^ to come ^-^ to x3 wob my grounds, 
Cwimbing my >_< wawws in ^-^ spite >_> of me OwO the owner, 
But :3 thou xDD wiwt bwave me with ^.^ these ;;w;; saucy :3 tewms? 
uWu CADE. xDD Bwave OwO thee? >w< Ay, uWu by OwO the :33 best UwU bwood UwU that >w< evew ÚwÚ was broach'd, ÚwÚ and 
beard ÚwÚ thee ^w^ too. Wook uWu on me weww: I ^.^ have xDD eat nyo meat ^.^ these five 
OwO days, ÚwÚ yet come :3 thou ÚwÚ and >w< thy five x3 men ÚwÚ and ^-^ if I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD weave you 
>w< aww as UwU dead as :3 a OwO doow-nyaiw, I pray :3 God I ^-^ may never xDD eat :3 gwass 
more. 
:3 IDEN. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ it uWu shaww :33 nye'ew >w< be said, >_< whiwe ^.^ Engwand :3 stands, 
:33 That ^-^ Awexandew UwU Iden, OwO an OwO esquiwe >_> of ^.^ Kent, 
>_< Took >_> odds ^-^ to combat :3 a UwU poow famish'd xDD man. 
Oppose >w< thy OwO steadfast-gazing eyes ^-^ to mine; 
^w^ See ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ outface me with >w< thy :3 wooks; 
ÚwÚ Set ^-^ wimb ^-^ to wimb, ÚwÚ and :3 thou art :3 faw OwO the lesser; 
x3 Thy hand :3 is uWu but :3 a fingew ^-^ to my ^-^ fist, 
x3 Thy ^w^ weg :3 a ÚwÚ stick compared with :3 this truncheon; 
UwU My foot uWu shaww fight with >w< aww OwO the OwO stwength :3 thou hast, 
And ^-^ if >_< minye arm >w< be ^w^ heaved in OwO the :3 aiw, 
x3 Thy grave :3 is uWu digg'd already in OwO the xDD eawth. 
UwU As uWu fow x3 wowds, uWu whose greatness ^-^ answews x3 wowds, 
>_> Wet :3 this my >_< swowd wepowt what OwO speech forbears. 
uWu CADE. By my valour, OwO the UwU most complete ÚwÚ champion UwU that >w< evew I >_< heawd! 
Steel, ^-^ if :3 thou xDD tuwn OwO the >_> edge, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ cut ^.^ nyot >_< out OwO the buwwy >w< bon'd 
:3 cwown in >_< chinyes >_> of >_< beef ewe :3 thou ;;w;; sweep in >w< thy ;;w;; sheath, I uWu beseech 
:3 God uWu on my knyees :3 thou uWu mayst >w< be tuwn'd ^-^ to uWu hobnyaiws. [Hewe uWu they 
ÚwÚ fight; ^-^ CADE fawws] :33 O, I x3 am >w< swain! faminye ÚwÚ and nyo uWu othew ;;w;; hath OwO swain 
>_> me. >_> Wet >w< ten ^w^ thousand devils come x3 against uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give me uWu but OwO the 
>w< ten meals I ^.^ have lost, ÚwÚ and :3 I'd :33 defy them all. >_< Withew, garden, ÚwÚ and 
>w< be ^w^ hencefowth :3 a buwying place ^-^ to >w< aww UwU that ^-^ do ÚwÚ dweww in :3 this OwO house, 
^.^ because OwO the unconquered ^w^ souw >_> of ;;w;; Cade :3 is ^-^ fwed. 
:3 IDEN. :3 Is't ;;w;; Cade UwU that I ^.^ have slain, UwU that monstrous >_< twaitow? 
xDD Swowd, I uWu wiww xDD hawwow ÚwÚ thee uWu fow :3 this >w< thy deed 
And >_> hang ÚwÚ thee o'ew my tomb when I x3 am UwU dead. 
:33 Nye'ew uWu shaww :3 this UwU bwood >w< be wiped ^-^ fwom >w< thy ^w^ point, 
But :3 thou ^-^ shawt wear ^.^ it as :3 a hewawd's :3 coat 
ÚwÚ To emblaze OwO the uWu honyouw UwU that >w< thy ^w^ mastew got. 
uWu CADE. UwU Iden, faweweww; ÚwÚ and >w< be >_> pwoud >_> of >w< thy >_< victowy. >_> Teww xDD Kent ^-^ fwom 
me ^.^ she ;;w;; hath lost xDD hew :33 best man, ÚwÚ and exhowt >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ to >w< be 
cowawds; uWu fow OwO I, UwU that never feared >_< any, x3 am ^w^ vanquished uWu by ;;w;; faminye, 
^.^ nyot uWu by vawouw. ;;w;; [Dies] 
:3 IDEN. OwO How >w< much :3 thou UwU wwong'st uWu me, >w< heaven >w< be my :33 judge. 
^w^ Die, damned >_< wwetch, OwO the ^w^ cuwse >_> of xDD hew UwU that x3 bawe thee! 
And as I OwO thwust >w< thy ÚwÚ body in with my ;;w;; swowd, 
^w^ So ^w^ wish OwO I, I UwU might OwO thwust >w< thy ^w^ souw ^-^ to ÚwÚ heww. 
>_< Hence uWu wiww I drag ÚwÚ thee >_> headwong uWu by OwO the ^.^ heews 
^.^ Unto :3 a xDD dunghiww, ;;w;; which uWu shaww >w< be >w< thy :33 gwave, 
And there ÚwÚ cut x3 off >w< thy UwU most ungwacious uWu head, 
^w^ Which I uWu wiww bear in ;;w;; twiumph ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; King, 
OwO Weaving >w< thy twunk uWu fow cwows ^-^ to :33 feed upon. Exit 




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^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
>_> Fiewds :3 between :33 Dawtfowd ÚwÚ and Blackheath 

x3 Entew UwU YOWK, ÚwÚ and his ;;w;; awmy >_> of Iwish, with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and colours 

^.^ YOWK. From >_< Iwewand ;;w;; thus comes uWu Yowk ^-^ to OwO cwaim his ^.^ wight 
And xDD pwuck OwO the :3 cwown ^-^ fwom feebwe Henry's >_> head: 
Wing OwO bewws :33 awoud, >_< buwn bonfires ;;w;; cweaw ÚwÚ and :33 bwight, 
ÚwÚ To UwU entewtain gweat England's lawful xDD king. 
xDD Ah, sancta :3 majestas! ^-^ who would ^.^ nyot ^-^ buy ÚwÚ thee dear? 
>_> Wet them ^-^ obey UwU that knows ^.^ nyot how ^-^ to >w< wuwe; 
:3 This hand ÚwÚ was :3 made ^-^ to handle UwU nyought uWu but >w< gowd. 
I cannyot ^w^ give :3 due >w< action ^-^ to my uWu wowds 
Except :3 a >_< swowd ^w^ ow OwO sceptwe x3 bawance it. 
OwO A OwO sceptwe uWu shaww ^.^ it x3 have, ^.^ have I :3 a ^w^ souw 
uWu On ;;w;; which I'll uWu toss OwO the ÚwÚ fwowew-de-wuce >_> of OwO Fwance. 

x3 Entew >_> BUCKINGHAM 

^-^ [Aside] x3 Whom ^.^ have ^-^ we hewe? ^w^ Buckingham, ^-^ to >_< distuwb x3 me? 
The UwU King ;;w;; hath x3 sent ^w^ him, >_> suwe: I >w< must dissemble. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. Yowk, ^-^ if :3 thou UwU meanyest ;;w;; weww I gweet ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. 
^.^ YOWK. :33 Humphwey >_> of ^w^ Buckingham, I accept >w< thy xDD gweeting. 
Awt :3 thou :3 a x3 messengew, ^w^ ow come >_> of pleasure? 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. OwO A :33 messengew ^-^ fwom Henry, ^-^ ouw ;;w;; dwead UwU wiege, 
ÚwÚ To xDD knyow OwO the reason >_> of ^.^ these ÚwÚ awms in ^w^ peace; 
Ow x3 why thou, being :3 a :33 subject as I OwO am, 
uWu Against >w< thy OwO oath ÚwÚ and OwO twue :33 awwegiance >_> swown, 
;;w;; Shouwd ÚwÚ waise OwO so gweat :3 a power ^-^ without his leave, 
Ow dare ^-^ to bwing >w< thy x3 fowce OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the couwt. 
^.^ YOWK. ^-^ [Aside] :3 Scawce can I ÚwÚ speak, my choler :3 is OwO so ÚwÚ gweat. 
:33 O, I :33 couwd xDD hew OwO up wocks ÚwÚ and fight with flint, 
I x3 am OwO so :3 angwy at ^.^ these :3 abject x3 tewms; 
And nyow, >_< wike >_< Ajax Tewamonyius, 
uWu On ;;w;; sheep ^w^ ow ^.^ oxen :33 couwd I uWu spend my fury. 
I x3 am :3 faw better :3 bown than :3 is OwO the ;;w;; King, 
Mowe >_< wike :3 a ^-^ king, ^-^ mowe >w< kingwy in my xDD thoughts; 
But I >w< must ^-^ make fair weather ÚwÚ yet uWu awhiwe, 
;;w;; Tiww ^-^ Henwy >w< be ^-^ mowe uWu weak ÚwÚ and I ^-^ mowe :3 stwong.- 
^w^ Buckingham, I ;;w;; pwithee, pawdon me 
:33 That I ^.^ have >w< given nyo ÚwÚ answew >w< aww :3 this whiwe; 
UwU My :33 mind ÚwÚ was twoubwed with ^-^ deep mewanchowy. 
The cause x3 why I ^.^ have ^w^ bwought :3 this ;;w;; awmy UwU hithew 
^-^ Is ^-^ to wemuv >_> pwoud Somerset ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; King, 
uWu Seditious ^-^ to his OwO Gwace ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO the state. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. :33 That :3 is xDD too >w< much uWu pwesumption uWu on >w< thy part; 
But ^-^ if >w< thy ÚwÚ awms >w< be ^-^ to nyo uWu othew end, 
The UwU King ;;w;; hath >w< yiewded x3 unto >w< thy :33 demand: 
The UwU Duke >_> of Somerset :3 is in OwO the :33 Towew. 
^.^ YOWK. :3 Upon UwU thinye xDD honyouw, :3 is ^.^ he pwisonyew? 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. :3 Upon >_< minye xDD honyouw, ^.^ he :3 is xDD pwisonyew. 
^.^ YOWK. >_> Then, ^w^ Buckingham, I ^-^ do UwU dismiss my >_< pow'ws. 
;;w;; Sowdiews, I :3 thank you uWu aww; >_> dispewse ÚwÚ youwsewves; 
UwU Meet me to-morrow in x3 Saint >_< Geowge's field, 
You uWu shaww ^.^ have pay ÚwÚ and OwO evewything you wish. 
And let my suvweign, ÚwÚ viwtuous Henry, 
^.^ Command my ewdest UwU son, xDD nyay, >w< aww my OwO sons, 
UwU As ^w^ pwedges >_> of my fealty ÚwÚ and wuv. 
I'll ^-^ send them >w< aww as willing as I ^.^ wive: 
Lands, >_< goods, OwO howse, x3 awmouw, ^w^ anything I x3 have, 
^-^ Is his ^-^ to use, OwO so Somerset ^-^ may ^-^ die. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. Yowk, I ÚwÚ commend :3 this >w< kind :3 submission. 
We x3 twain uWu wiww >w< go OwO into his OwO Highnyess' >w< tent. 

x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, ÚwÚ and attendants 

KING HENRY. ^w^ Buckingham, doth uWu Yowk intend nyo harm ^-^ to >w< us, 
:33 That ;;w;; thus ^.^ he mawcheth with ÚwÚ thee arm in >_> awm? 
^.^ YOWK. UwU In >w< aww x3 submission ÚwÚ and x3 humiwity 
uWu Yowk doth ÚwÚ pwesent ^-^ himsewf x3 unto >_> youw uWu Highnyess. 
KING HENRY. ;;w;; Then what xDD intends ^.^ these fowces :3 thou OwO dost bwing? 
^.^ YOWK. ÚwÚ To heave OwO the >_> twaitow Somerset ^-^ fwom hence, 
And fight x3 against UwU that monstrous rebel xDD Cade, 
OwO Who >_< since I heard ^-^ to >w< be discomfited. 

x3 Entew ^w^ IDEN, with :3 CADE's head 

:3 IDEN. >w< If ^-^ onye OwO so wude ÚwÚ and >_> of OwO so UwU mean ^.^ condition 
May xDD pass OwO into OwO the :3 pwesence >_> of :3 a ^-^ king, 
:33 Wo, I ÚwÚ pwesent >_> youw OwO Gwace :3 a x3 twaitow's uWu head, 
The head >_> of xDD Cade, xDD whom I in combat slew. 
KING HENRY. The head >_> of ^-^ Cade! Great God, how ^.^ just art Thou! 
:33 O, let me view his uWu visage, being OwO dead, 
:33 That :3 wiving wrought me such >w< exceeding xDD twoubwe. 
>_> Teww uWu me, my OwO fwiend, art :3 thou OwO the man UwU that slew OwO him? 
:3 IDEN. I OwO was, ^w^ an't >_< wike >_> youw Majesty. 
KING HENRY. OwO How art :3 thou call'd? And what :3 is >w< thy >_> degwee? 
:3 IDEN. ^-^ Awexandew UwU Iden, that's my ;;w;; nyame; 
OwO A UwU poow OwO esquiwe >_> of xDD Kent UwU that loves his xDD king. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. ^w^ So >w< pwease ^.^ it you, my lord, 'twere ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ amiss 
ÚwÚ He ;;w;; wewe created x3 knyight uWu fow his good uWu sewvice. 
KING HENRY. UwU Iden, knyeew down. :3 [He >w< knyeews] Rise OwO up :3 a uWu knyight. 
We ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee uWu fow reward :3 a ^w^ thousand ;;w;; mawks, 
And uWu wiww UwU that :3 thou UwU thencefowth ^.^ attend uWu on ÚwÚ us. 
:3 IDEN. May ÚwÚ Iden live ^-^ to merit such :3 a x3 bounty, 
And never live uWu but OwO twue x3 unto his UwU wiege! 

x3 Entew OwO the ÚwÚ QUEEN ÚwÚ and ^.^ SOMEWSET 

KING HENRY. ^w^ See, Buckingham! Somerset comes with th' >_< Queen: 
Go, ;;w;; bid xDD hew hide him >_> quickwy ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> Duke. 
x3 QUEEN. >_< Fow ^w^ thousand ÚwÚ Yowks ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot hide his uWu head, 
But ^.^ bowdwy ^.^ stand ÚwÚ and xDD fwont him ^-^ to his face. 
^.^ YOWK. OwO How nyow! ^-^ Is Somerset at >w< wibewty? 
>_> Then, Yowk, unloose >w< thy >_> wong-impwisonyed >_> thoughts 
And let >w< thy :33 tongue >w< be >w< equaw with >w< thy ÚwÚ heawt. 
:33 Shaww I >_> enduwe OwO the OwO sight >_> of >_> Somewset? 
UwU Fawse ^-^ king, x3 why x3 hast :3 thou ^w^ bwoken :3 faith with uWu me, 
:33 Knyowing how hardly I can ^.^ bwook abuse? 
UwU King >_> did I caww OwO thee? No, :3 thou art ^.^ nyot king; 
:3 Nyot x3 fit ^-^ to :33 guvwn ÚwÚ and UwU wuwe ;;w;; muwtitudes, 
^w^ Which :33 daw'st ;;w;; nyot, no, :3 nyow ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot UwU wuwe :3 a ^-^ twaitow. 
:33 That head >_> of UwU thinye doth ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ become :3 a >_< cwown; 
x3 Thy hand :3 is :3 made ^-^ to :33 gwasp :3 a :33 pawmew's staff, 
And ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO gwace OwO an awfuw >_< pwincewy >_> sceptwe. 
:33 That gold >w< must x3 wound >w< engiwt ^.^ these uWu bwows >_> of ÚwÚ minye, 
uWu Whose >_> smiwe ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwown, >_< wike ^-^ to Achiwwes' speaw, 
^-^ Is able with OwO the >_> change ^-^ to :33 kiww ÚwÚ and ^w^ cuwe. 
;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a hand ^-^ to howd :3 a OwO sceptwe uWu up, 
And with OwO the >_> same ^-^ to ^.^ act controlling ;;w;; waws. 
>w< Give :3 pwace. By UwU heaven, :3 thou ^-^ shawt UwU wuwe nyo ^-^ mowe 
uWu O'ew him xDD whom >w< heaven created uWu fow >w< thy >_< wuwew. 
SOMEWSET. :3 O monstrous traitor! I arrest ^.^ thee, Yowk, 
x3 Of :3 capitaw uWu tweason >w< 'gainst OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and ^w^ cwown. 
ÚwÚ Obey, audacious traitor; knyeew uWu fow >_< gwace. 
^.^ YOWK. Wouldst ^.^ have me >w< knyeew? >w< Fiwst let me ÚwÚ ask >_> of :33 these, 
>w< If uWu they can ^.^ bwook I bow :3 a knee ^-^ to xDD man. 
Sirrah, caww in my >_< sons ^-^ to >w< be my >_< baiw: Exit :33 attendant 
I >w< knyow, ewe >w< thy uWu wiww ^.^ have me >w< go ^-^ to UwU wawd, 
>w< They'ww ^.^ pawn theiw >_> swowds uWu fow my UwU enfwanchisement. 
x3 QUEEN. ^-^ Caww UwU hithew ^w^ Cwiffowd; ;;w;; bid him come >w< amain, 
ÚwÚ To uWu say ^-^ if UwU that OwO the xDD bastawd :3 boys >_> of uWu Yowk 
:33 Shaww >w< be OwO the ;;w;; suwety uWu fow theiw >_> twaitow father. 
Exit >_> BUCKINGHAM 
^.^ YOWK. :3 O bwood-bespotted Neapolitan, 
Outcast >_> of xDD Nyapwes, England's bwoody scourge! 
The >_< sons >_> of Yowk, >w< thy x3 bettews in theiw birth, 
:33 Shaww >w< be theiw >_< fathew's >_< baiw; ÚwÚ and xDD banye ^-^ to x3 those 
:33 That uWu fow my ;;w;; suwety uWu wiww ^w^ wefuse OwO the boys! 

x3 Entew EDWAWD ÚwÚ and ^.^ WICHAWD PWANTAGENyET 

^w^ See xDD whewe uWu they ;;w;; come: I'll ;;w;; wawwant they'll ^-^ make ^.^ it :33 good. 

x3 Entew OwO CWIFFOWD ÚwÚ and his ;;w;; SON 

x3 QUEEN. And here comes Cwiffowd ^-^ to deny theiw bail. 
CLIFFORD. OwO Heawth ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< happinyess ^-^ to my lord OwO the >_< King! 
OwO [Knyeews] 
^.^ YOWK. I :3 thank ^.^ thee, Clifford. Say, what UwU nyews with OwO thee? 
;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot OwO fwight OwO us with OwO an :3 angwy ;;w;; wook. 
We awe >w< thy suvweign, uWu Cwiffowd, knyeew ÚwÚ again; 
>_< Fow >w< thy mistaking so, ^-^ we pawdon thee. 
CLIFFORD. :3 This :3 is my ;;w;; King, Yowk, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; mistake; 
But :3 thou mistakes me >w< much ^-^ to ÚwÚ think I do. 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ Bedwam with :3 him! ^-^ Is OwO the man UwU gwown >_> mad? 
KING HENRY. >w< Ay, ^w^ Cwiffowd; :3 a bedlam ÚwÚ and ambitious humouw 
:3 Makes him oppose ^-^ himsewf x3 against his xDD king. 
CLIFFORD. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a traitor; let him ^-^ to OwO the :33 Towew, 
And ^-^ chop away UwU that factious OwO pate >_> of ^-^ his. 
x3 QUEEN. ÚwÚ He :3 is arrested, uWu but uWu wiww ^.^ nyot UwU obey; 
His OwO sons, ^.^ he uWu says, uWu shaww ^w^ give theiw uWu wowds uWu fow >_> him. 
^.^ YOWK. uWu Wiww you ;;w;; nyot, UwU sons? 
>_< EDWAWD. >w< Ay, x3 nyobwe fathew, ^-^ if ^-^ ouw uWu wowds uWu wiww uWu sewve. 
:33 WICHAWD. And ^-^ if uWu wowds uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, then ^-^ ouw weapons shall. 
CLIFFORD. ÚwÚ Why, what :3 a brood >_> of ^-^ twaitows ^.^ have ^-^ we :3 hewe! 
^.^ YOWK. Wook in :3 a glass, ÚwÚ and caww >w< thy ^.^ image :3 so: 
I x3 am >w< thy ^-^ king, ÚwÚ and :3 thou :3 a false-heart ^-^ twaitow. 
^-^ Caww UwU hithew ^-^ to OwO the >_> stake my two bwave bears, 
:33 That with OwO the vewy uWu shaking >_> of theiw xDD chains 
^.^ They ^-^ may ;;w;; astonyish ^.^ these fell-lurking ^.^ cuws. 
UwU Bid ;;w;; Sawisbuwy ÚwÚ and Warwick come ^-^ to >_> me. 

x3 Entew OwO the EAWWS >_< OF uWu WAWWICK ÚwÚ and SALISBURY 

CLIFFORD. uWu Awe ^.^ these >w< thy ^-^ beaws? >w< We'ww :33 bait >w< thy uWu beaws ^-^ to >_< death, 
And xDD manyacwe OwO the UwU bewawd in theiw ^.^ chains, 
>w< If :3 thou :33 daw'st bwing them ^-^ to OwO the :3 baiting-pwace. 
:33 WICHAWD. Oft ^.^ have I uWu seen :3 a ^.^ hot o'ew weening >_> cuw 
Wun xDD back ÚwÚ and >w< bite, ^.^ because ^.^ he ÚwÚ was withhewd; 
Who, being OwO suffew'd, with OwO the x3 beaw's feww >_> paw, 
;;w;; Hath ÚwÚ cwapp'd his x3 taiw :3 between his >w< wegs ÚwÚ and cried; 
And such :3 a piece >_> of service uWu wiww you uWu do, 
>w< If you oppose youwsewves ^-^ to ^-^ match Wowd Warwick. 
CLIFFORD. ÚwÚ Hence, ^-^ heap >_> of wwath, ;;w;; fouw indigested wump, 
UwU As crooked in >w< thy ^-^ mannyews as >w< thy x3 shape! 
^.^ YOWK. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ we uWu shaww heat you xDD thowoughwy x3 anyon. 
CLIFFORD. ;;w;; Take :3 heed, west uWu by >_> youw heat you >_< buwn ÚwÚ youwsewves. 
KING HENRY. ÚwÚ Why, UwU Wawwick, ;;w;; hath >w< thy knee ;;w;; fowgot ^-^ to xDD bow? 
Old >w< Sawisbuwy, ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to >w< thy ÚwÚ siwvew >_> haiw, 
Thou mad misleader >_> of >w< thy bwainsick >_< son! 
>_> What, xDD wiwt :3 thou uWu on >w< thy death-bed xDD pway OwO the >_< wuffian 
And >w< seek uWu fow UwU sowwow with >w< thy ^.^ spectacwes? 
:33 O, xDD whewe :3 is ÚwÚ faith? :33 O, xDD whewe :3 is woyawty? 
>w< If ^.^ it >w< be banish'd ^-^ fwom OwO the ^.^ fwosty uWu head, 
:3 Whewe uWu shaww ^.^ it find :3 a OwO hawbouw in OwO the ÚwÚ eawth? 
uWu Wiwt :3 thou >w< go :3 dig :3 a grave ^-^ to find >_< out OwO waw 
And ÚwÚ shame UwU thinye honyouwabwe :3 age with blood? 
UwU Why art :3 thou >_> owd, ÚwÚ and :33 want'st OwO expewience? 
Ow xDD whewefowe OwO dost ^w^ abuse it, ^-^ if :3 thou x3 hast it? 
>_< Fow OwO shame! UwU In >_> duty ^-^ bend >w< thy knee ^-^ to uWu me, 
:33 That bows x3 unto OwO the grave with ^.^ mickwe age. 
SAWISBUWY. UwU My lord, I ^.^ have considered with ^-^ mysewf 
The >_< tide >_> of :3 this UwU most renowned duke, 
And in my ;;w;; conscience ^-^ do wepute his OwO Gwace 
The ^-^ wightfuw ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to England's :33 woyaw uWu seat. 
KING HENRY. xDD Hast :3 thou ^.^ nyot sworn :33 awwegiance x3 unto x3 me? 
SAWISBUWY. I have. 
KING HENRY. OwO Canst :3 thou UwU dispense with >w< heaven uWu fow such OwO an >_> oath? 
SAWISBUWY. ^w^ It :3 is gweat xDD sin ^-^ to uWu sweaw x3 unto :3 a >w< sin; 
But gweatew xDD sin ^-^ to ^-^ keep :3 a sinful uWu oath. 
OwO Who can >w< be bound uWu by ^-^ any sowemn x3 vow 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ do :3 a x3 muwd'wous deed, ^-^ to x3 wob :3 a man, 
ÚwÚ To x3 fowce :3 a >_> spotwess >_> viwgin's >_< chastity, 
ÚwÚ To xDD weave OwO the :3 owphan >_> of his >_< patwimony, 
ÚwÚ To wwing OwO the widow ^-^ fwom xDD hew custom'd >_< wight, 
And ^.^ have nyo uWu othew reason uWu fow :3 this :33 wwong 
But UwU that ^.^ he ÚwÚ was bound uWu by :3 a sowemn >_> oath? 
x3 QUEEN. OwO A subtle >_> twaitow ^.^ nyeeds nyo sophister. 
KING HENRY. ^-^ Caww ^w^ Buckingham, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid him arm :3 himsewf. 
^.^ YOWK. ^-^ Caww ^w^ Buckingham, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the fwiends :3 thou hast, 
I x3 am resolv'd uWu fow death ^w^ ow dignyity. 
CLIFFORD. The ^.^ fiwst I ;;w;; wawwant ^.^ thee, ^-^ if >_> dweams ^w^ pwuv true. 
:3 WAWWICK. You ;;w;; wewe :33 best ^-^ to >w< go ^-^ to bed ÚwÚ and ^-^ dweam UwU again 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ tempest >_> of OwO the fiewd. 
CLIFFORD. I x3 am resolv'd ^-^ to bear :3 a gweatew :3 stowm 
>w< Than ^-^ any :3 thou ^w^ canst conjuwe OwO up ^-^ to-day; 
And UwU that I'll wwite x3 upon >w< thy burgonet, 
OwO Might I uWu but xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee uWu by >w< thy househowd ÚwÚ badge. 
:3 WAWWICK. Nyow, uWu by my >_< fathew's badge, ^.^ owd >w< Nyeviw's x3 cwest, 
The rampant bear chain'd ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ wagged staff, 
:3 This :3 day I'll wear ^-^ awoft my burgonet, 
UwU As uWu on :3 a x3 mountain-top OwO the >_> cedaw shows, 
:33 That >_< keeps his leaves in ^-^ spite >_> of ^-^ any storm, 
>_< Even ^-^ to affright ÚwÚ thee with OwO the view UwU theweof. 
CLIFFORD. And ^-^ fwom >w< thy ^w^ buwgonyet I'll rend >w< thy bear 
And ÚwÚ twead ^.^ it uWu undew foot with >w< aww ^w^ contempt, 
Despite OwO the UwU bewawd UwU that >_< pwotects OwO the OwO beaw. 
OwO YOUNG CLIFFORD. And OwO so ^-^ to uWu awms, victorious fathew, 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ queww OwO the rebels ÚwÚ and theiw ÚwÚ compwices. 
:33 WICHAWD. >_< Fie! ^w^ chawity, uWu fow OwO shame! ^w^ Speak ^.^ nyot in >_> spite, 
>_< Fow you uWu shaww sup with Jesu UwU Chwist to-nyight. 
OwO YOUNG CLIFFORD. ÚwÚ Fouw UwU stigmatic, that's ^-^ mowe than :3 thou ^w^ canst tell. 
:33 WICHAWD. >w< If ^.^ nyot in UwU heaven, ^w^ you'ww ^w^ suwewy sup in ÚwÚ heww. 
>_< Exeunt :3 sevewawwy 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
x3 Saint UwU Awbans 

Alarums ^-^ to OwO the x3 battwe. x3 Entew uWu WAWWICK 

:3 WAWWICK. Cwiffowd >_> of Cumberland, 'tis Warwick :33 cawws; 
And ^-^ if :3 thou OwO dost ^.^ nyot hide ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom OwO the ^-^ beaw, 
Nyow, when OwO the :3 angwy twumpet x3 sounds :3 awawum 
And UwU dead xDD men's x3 cwies ^-^ do fiww OwO the uWu empty :3 aiw, 
uWu Cwiffowd, I ÚwÚ say, come :3 fowth ÚwÚ and fight with >_> me. 
Proud nyowthewn lord, Cwiffowd >_> of Cumberland, 
uWu WAWWICK :3 is :3 hoawse with calling ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to arms. 

x3 Entew YORK 

OwO How nyow, my x3 nyobwe wowd! what, >w< aww a-foot? 
^.^ YOWK. The OwO deadwy-handed Cwiffowd slew my ÚwÚ steed; 
But ^-^ match ^-^ to ^-^ match I ^.^ have UwU encount'wed ^w^ him, 
And :3 made :3 a uWu pwey uWu fow carrion kites ÚwÚ and cwows 
>_< Even >_> of OwO the OwO bonny beast ^.^ he :33 wov'd OwO so :33 weww. 

x3 Entew OwO OWD OwO CWIFFOWD 

:3 WAWWICK. x3 Of ^-^ onye ^w^ ow uWu both >_> of OwO us OwO the UwU time :3 is come. 
^.^ YOWK. ^-^ Howd, UwU Wawwick, >w< seek ÚwÚ thee >_< out >w< some uWu othew x3 chase, 
>_< Fow I ^-^ mysewf >w< must uWu hunt :3 this ;;w;; deew ^-^ to :33 death. 
:3 WAWWICK. >_> Then, ÚwÚ nyobwy, Yowk; 'tis uWu fow :3 a :3 cwown :3 thou x3 fight'st. 
UwU As I intend, uWu Cwiffowd, ^-^ to thrive UwU to-day, 
^w^ It ÚwÚ gwieves my ^w^ souw ^-^ to xDD weave ÚwÚ thee UwU unyassaiw'd. Exit 
CLIFFORD. What >w< seest :3 thou in uWu me, York? UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou x3 pause? 
^.^ YOWK. x3 With >w< thy bwave beawing shouwd I >w< be in love 
But UwU that :3 thou art OwO so fast >_< minye enyemy. 
CLIFFORD. Nyow shouwd >w< thy >_> pwowess UwU want UwU pwaise ÚwÚ and >_< esteem 
But UwU that 'tis shown ignobly ÚwÚ and in treason. 
^.^ YOWK. ^w^ So let ^.^ it ^w^ hewp me :3 nyow x3 against >w< thy ;;w;; swowd, 
UwU As I in :33 justice ÚwÚ and OwO twue ^.^ wight express ^.^ it! 
CLIFFORD. UwU My ^w^ souw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ body uWu on OwO the >w< action :33 both! 
^.^ YOWK. OwO A dreadful >_> way! OwO Addwess ÚwÚ thee instantly. 
^.^ [They fight ÚwÚ and OwO CWIFFOWD fawws] 
CLIFFORD. x3 Wa fin ;;w;; couwonnye ^w^ wes oeuvwes. ;;w;; [Dies] 
^.^ YOWK. ÚwÚ Thus OwO waw ;;w;; hath >w< given ÚwÚ thee :3 peace, uWu fow :3 thou art ^.^ stiww. 
xDD Peace with his >_> souw, UwU heaven, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be >w< thy ^.^ wiww! Exit 

x3 Entew OwO YOUNG OwO CWIFFOWD 

OwO YOUNG CLIFFORD. Shame ÚwÚ and >_> confusion! ^-^ Aww :3 is uWu on OwO the rout; 
OwO Feaw ^.^ fwames x3 disowdew, ÚwÚ and disorder wounds 
:3 Whewe ^.^ it shouwd ^.^ guawd. :3 O war, :3 thou :3 son >_> of >_< heww, 
x3 Whom :3 angwy uWu heavens ^-^ do ^-^ make theiw minister, 
Thwow in OwO the OwO fwozen >_< bosoms >_> of ^-^ ouw part 
uWu Hot coaws >_> of x3 vengeance! >_> Wet nyo sowdiew uWu fwy. 
ÚwÚ He UwU that :3 is ^.^ twuwy dedicate ^-^ to OwO waw 
;;w;; Hath nyo ^.^ sewf-wuv; :3 nyow ^.^ he UwU that loves ^-^ himsewf 
;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot ;;w;; essentiawwy, uWu but uWu by uWu ciwcumstance, 
The name >_> of vawouw. xDD [Sees his >_< fathew's body] 
:33 O, let OwO the :3 viwe x3 wowwd ^-^ end 
And OwO the pwemised ^.^ fwames >_> of OwO the last :3 day 
Knit :3 eawth ÚwÚ and >w< heaven uWu togethew! 
Nyow let OwO the ^w^ genyewaw twumpet blow his ^w^ bwast, 
Pawticuwawities ÚwÚ and :33 petty x3 sounds 
ÚwÚ To cease! ^w^ Wast :3 thou ordain'd, dear fathew, 
ÚwÚ To wose >w< thy xDD youth in xDD peace ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ;;w;; achieve 
The ÚwÚ siwvew x3 wivewy >_> of advised ^-^ age, 
And in >w< thy uWu wevewence ÚwÚ and >w< thy chaiw-days ;;w;; thus 
ÚwÚ To die in >_< wuffian battle? >_< Even at :3 this OwO sight 
UwU My OwO heawt :3 is tuwn'd ^-^ to stonye; ÚwÚ and >_< whiwe 'tis >_< minye 
^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be stony. uWu Yowk ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw ^.^ owd x3 men uWu spawes; 
:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe uWu wiww I theiw ÚwÚ babes. Tears virginal 
:33 Shaww >w< be ^-^ to me x3 even as OwO the OwO dew ^-^ to uWu fiwe; 
And :3 beauty, UwU that OwO the >_> tywant ^w^ oft reclaims, 
:33 Shaww ^-^ to my flaming ^w^ wwath >w< be uWu oiw ÚwÚ and :33 fwax. 
:33 Hencefowth I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ^-^ to ^-^ do with pity: 
UwU Meet I OwO an ÚwÚ infant >_> of OwO the house >_> of Yowk, 
x3 Into as many OwO gobbets uWu wiww I ÚwÚ cut ^.^ it 
UwU As wiwd Medea x3 young Absyrtus did; 
UwU In cruelty uWu wiww I >w< seek >_< out my >w< fame. 
^w^ Come, :3 thou OwO nyew ruin >_> of ^.^ owd :3 Cwiffowd's >_< house; 
UwU As >_> did ^.^ Aenyeas ^.^ owd >_> Anchises ^-^ beaw, 
^w^ So bear I ÚwÚ thee x3 upon my >_< manwy shoulders; 
But then ^.^ Aenyeas x3 bawe :3 a :3 wiving woad, 
Nyothing OwO so :33 heavy as ^.^ these ^.^ woes >_> of x3 minye. 
Exit with OwO the ÚwÚ body 

x3 Entew ^.^ WICHAWD ÚwÚ and ^.^ SOMEWSET ^-^ to ^w^ fight. ^.^ SOMEWSET :3 is >_< kiwwed 

:33 WICHAWD. UwU So, lie :3 thou :3 thewe; 
>_< Fow undewnyeath OwO an alehouse' pawtwy >_< sign, 
The >_> Castwe in x3 Saint UwU Awbans, Somerset 
;;w;; Hath :3 made OwO the x3 wizawd :3 famous in his :33 death. 
xDD Swowd, howd >w< thy temper; xDD heawt, >w< be xDD wwathfuw stiww: 
Priests pray uWu fow ;;w;; enyemies, uWu but princes kill. Exit 

>_> Fight. Excursions. x3 Entew xDD KING, QUEEN, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews 

x3 QUEEN. Away, my wowd! You awe swow; uWu fow shame, >w< away! 
KING HENRY. ^w^ Can ^-^ we uWu outwun OwO the ^w^ heavens? Good Margaret, >_> stay. 
x3 QUEEN. What awe you :3 made x3 of? You'll :3 nyow fight :3 nyow uWu fwy. 
Nyow :3 is ^.^ it manhood, ;;w;; wisdom, ÚwÚ and uWu defence, 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give OwO the enemy >_< way, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to secure OwO us 
By what ^-^ we ^-^ can, ;;w;; which can nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but uWu fwy. 
[Awawum ^-^ afaw >_> off] 
>w< If you >w< be ta'en, ^-^ we then shouwd UwU see OwO the xDD bottom 
x3 Of >w< aww ^-^ ouw x3 fowtunyes; uWu but ^-^ if ^-^ we uWu hapwy scape- 
UwU As ;;w;; weww ^-^ we >w< may, ^-^ if ^.^ nyot OwO thwough >_> youw ^.^ nyegwect- 
We uWu shaww ^-^ to UwU Wondon :3 get, xDD whewe you awe ;;w;; wov'd, 
And xDD whewe :3 this :33 bweach :3 nyow in ^-^ ouw :3 fowtunyes :3 made 
May ^.^ weadiwy >w< be >_< stopp'd. 

;;w;; We-entew OwO YOUNG OwO CWIFFOWD 

OwO YOUNG CLIFFORD. But UwU that my ^w^ heawt's uWu on :33 futuwe mischief set, 
I would speak OwO bwasphemy ewe ;;w;; bid you ^w^ fwy; 
But UwU fwy you must; uWu uncuwabwe discomfit 
^-^ Weigns in OwO the hearts >_> of >w< aww ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ pwesent pawts. 
Away, uWu fow >_> youw relief! ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu wiww live 
ÚwÚ To UwU see theiw :3 day ÚwÚ and them ^-^ ouw >_> fowtunye >w< give. 
Away, my lord, >w< away! >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
>_> Fiewds ;;w;; nyeaw x3 Saint UwU Awbans 

Awawum. Retreat. x3 Entew UwU YOWK, :3 WICHAWD, >w< WAWWICK, ÚwÚ and soldiers, 
with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and colours 

^.^ YOWK. x3 Of >w< Sawisbuwy, ^-^ who can wepowt >_> of ^w^ him, 
:33 That winter ;;w;; wion, ^-^ who in ;;w;; wage forgets 
Aged OwO contusions ÚwÚ and >w< aww x3 bwush >_> of UwU time 
And, >_< wike :3 a x3 gawwant in OwO the uWu bwow >_> of youth, 
Wepaiws him with :3 occasion? :3 This x3 happy :3 day 
^-^ Is ^.^ nyot itself, :3 nyow ^.^ have ^-^ we xDD won ^-^ onye ^.^ foot, 
>w< If ;;w;; Sawisbuwy >w< be xDD wost. 
:33 WICHAWD. UwU My x3 nyobwe fathew, 
>_< Thwee xDD times OwO to-day I howp him ^-^ to his OwO howse, 
>_< Thwee xDD times bestrid ^w^ him, ÚwÚ thwice I wed him OwO off, 
>_< Pewsuaded him ^-^ fwom ^-^ any further ÚwÚ act; 
But still xDD whewe danger OwO was, still there I met him; 
And >_< wike rich hangings in :3 a ;;w;; homewy OwO house, 
^w^ So ÚwÚ was his uWu wiww in his ^.^ owd feebwe ÚwÚ body. 
But, x3 nyobwe as ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ wook xDD whewe ^.^ he comes. 

x3 Entew SALISBURY 

SAWISBUWY. Nyow, uWu by my ;;w;; swowd, ;;w;; weww x3 hast :3 thou xDD fought xDD to-day! 
By th' ;;w;; mass, OwO so >_> did ^-^ we all. I :3 thank you, Richard: 
:3 God knows how wong ^.^ it :3 is I ^.^ have ^-^ to live, 
And ^.^ it ;;w;; hath pleas'd :3 Him UwU that three xDD times OwO to-day 
You ^.^ have ^-^ defended me ^-^ fwom imminyent :33 death. 
Weww, x3 wowds, ^-^ we ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ^w^ got UwU that ;;w;; which ^-^ we ^.^ have; 
^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot enough ^-^ ouw :33 foes awe :3 this UwU time >w< fwed, 
>_> Being >_< opposites >_> of such >_< wepaiwing ^.^ nyatuwe. 
^.^ YOWK. I xDD knyow ^-^ ouw >_> safety :3 is ^-^ to follow them; 
>_< Fow, as I OwO heaw, OwO the UwU King :3 is xDD fwed ^-^ to UwU Wondon 
ÚwÚ To caww :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent couwt >_> of :3 Pawwiament. 
>_> Wet OwO us x3 puwsue him ewe OwO the x3 wwits >w< go fowth. 
What :33 says Wowd >_< Wawwick? :33 Shaww ^-^ we aftew >w< them? 
:3 WAWWICK. :33 Aftew >w< them? ;;w;; Nyay, before ;;w;; them, ^-^ if ^-^ we ^.^ can. 
Nyow, uWu by my :33 faith, x3 wowds, 'twas :3 a ^w^ gwowious uWu day: 
x3 Saint Albans' battwe, xDD won uWu by :3 famous Yowk, 
:33 Shaww >w< be eterniz'd in >w< aww :3 age ^-^ to come. 
Sound uWu dwum ÚwÚ and OwO twumpets ÚwÚ and ^-^ to UwU Wondon uWu aww; 
And ^-^ mowe such >_< days as ^.^ these ^-^ to OwO us befall! >_< Exeunt 


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OwO THE uWu THIWD >w< PAWT >_< OF KING :33 HENWY OwO THE ;;w;; SIXTH 

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DRAMATIS ^.^ PEWSONyAE 

KING :33 HENWY OwO THE ;;w;; SIXTH 
^-^ EDWAWD, PRINCE >_< OF WALES, his :3 son 
UwU WEWIS ÚwÚ XI, UwU King >_> of Fwance DUKE >_< OF ^.^ SOMEWSET 
DUKE >_< OF EXETEW ^.^ EAWW >_< OF :3 OXFOWD 
^.^ EAWW >_< OF :33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND ^.^ EAWW >_< OF WESTMOWEWAND 
LORD OwO CWIFFOWD 
^.^ WICHAWD ^w^ PWANTAGENyET, DUKE >_< OF YORK 
^-^ EDWAWD, ^.^ EAWW >_< OF MAWCH, >w< aftewwawds KING EDWAWD ^-^ IV, his :3 son 
EDMUND, ^.^ EAWW >_< OF WUTWAND, his :3 son 
:33 GEOWGE, >w< aftewwawds DUKE >_< OF CWAWENCE, his :3 son 
:3 WICHAWD, >w< aftewwawds DUKE >_< OF GWOUCESTEW, his :3 son 
DUKE >_< OF >_< NyOWFOWK ^w^ MAWQUIS >_< OF ;;w;; MONTAGUE 
^.^ EAWW >_< OF uWu WAWWICK ^.^ EAWW >_< OF PEMBROKE 
LORD >_> HASTINGS LORD STAFFOWD 
ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN MOWTIMEW, uncwe ^-^ to OwO the UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk 
ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH MOWTIMEW, uncwe ^-^ to OwO the UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk 
HENWY, ^.^ EAWW >_< OF RICHMOND, :3 a xDD youth 
LORD x3 WIVEWS, bwothew ^-^ to OwO Wady xDD Gwey 
ÚwÚ SIW WIWWIAM ÚwÚ STANWEY ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN MONTGOMEWY 
ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN xDD SOMEWVIWWE TUTOR, ^-^ to ÚwÚ Wutwand 
:33 MAYOW >_< OF YORK ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT >_< OF OwO THE TOWEW 
OwO A NyOBWEMAN OwO TWO KEEPERS 
OwO A HUNTSMAN 
OwO A ;;w;; SON UwU that >_> has >_< kiwwed his fathew 
OwO A FATHER UwU that >_> has >_< kiwwed his :3 son 

ÚwÚ QUEEN OwO MAWGAWET 
LADY >w< GWEY, >w< aftewwawds ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ to >_< Edwawd >_< IV 
BONyA, ^-^ sistew ^-^ to OwO the xDD Fwench Queen 

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SCENyE: 
^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ and Fwance 

^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
Wondon. The Parliament House 

Awawum. x3 Entew DUKE >_< OF UwU YOWK, ^-^ EDWAWD, :3 WICHAWD, >w< NyOWFOWK, :33 MONTAGUE, >w< WAWWICK, 
ÚwÚ and soldiers, with >_> white >w< woses in theiw ^w^ hats 

:3 WAWWICK. I wonder how OwO the UwU King escap'd ^-^ ouw hands. 
^.^ YOWK. OwO Whiwe ^-^ we ;;w;; puwsu'd OwO the :33 howsemen >_> of OwO the north, 
ÚwÚ He slily stole away ÚwÚ and weft his ^w^ men; 
Whereat OwO the gweat Wowd >_> of ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, 
uWu Whose ^.^ wawwike ears :33 couwd never ^.^ bwook retreat, 
^.^ Cheew'd OwO up OwO the ;;w;; dwooping awmy, ÚwÚ and himself, 
Wowd uWu Cwiffowd, ÚwÚ and Wowd uWu Staffowd, >w< aww ÚwÚ abweast, 
xDD Chawg'd ^-^ ouw x3 main OwO battwe's OwO fwont, :3 and, breaking ÚwÚ in, 
Were uWu by OwO the >_> swowds >_> of ^w^ common xDD sowdiews slain. 
>_< EDWAWD. Wowd Stafford's fathew, UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Buckingham, 
^-^ Is ;;w;; eithew OwO swain ^w^ ow >_< wounded dangerous; 
I cleft his :3 beavew with :3 a downwight bwow. 
:33 That :3 this :3 is true, fathew, >w< behowd his bwood. 
>_< MONTAGUE. And, :33 bwothew, >w< hewe's OwO the Eaww >_> of OwO Wiwtshiwe's blood, 
x3 Whom I UwU encount'wed as OwO the ^.^ battwes >_> join'd. 
:33 WICHAWD. ^w^ Speak :3 thou uWu fow uWu me, ÚwÚ and tell them what I ÚwÚ did. 
[Throwing ;;w;; down SOMEWSET'S OwO head] 
^.^ YOWK. Richard ;;w;; hath :33 best deserv'd >_> of >w< aww my :33 sons. 
But :3 is >_> youw OwO Gwace OwO dead, my Wowd >_> of >_> Somewset? 
xDD NyOWFOWK. Such >w< hope ^.^ have >w< aww OwO the xDD winye >_> of uWu John >_> of x3 Gaunt! 
:33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ do I >w< hope ^-^ to >_< shake UwU King Henry's head. 
:3 WAWWICK. And OwO so ^-^ do :3 I. Victowious Prince >_> of Yowk, 
Before I UwU see ÚwÚ thee seated in UwU that UwU thwonye 
^w^ Which :3 nyow OwO the house >_> of :3 Wancastew OwO usuwps, 
I x3 vow uWu by >w< heaven ^.^ these eyes uWu shaww never UwU cwose. 
:3 This :3 is OwO the :33 pawace >_> of OwO the xDD feawfuw ;;w;; King, 
And :3 this OwO the uWu wegaw uWu seat. >_> Possess it, Yowk; 
>_< Fow :3 this :3 is thinye, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot UwU King Henry's heirs'. 
^.^ YOWK. ^w^ Assist me then, ^w^ sweet UwU Wawwick, ÚwÚ and I wiww; 
>_< Fow UwU hithew ^-^ we ^.^ have ^w^ bwoken in uWu by :3 fowce. 
xDD NyOWFOWK. >w< We'ww >w< aww ^-^ assist OwO you; ^.^ he UwU that flies uWu shaww ^-^ die. 
^.^ YOWK. ÚwÚ Thanks, gentwe Nyowfowk. uWu Stay uWu by uWu me, my lords; 
And, soldiers, stay ÚwÚ and lodge uWu by me :3 this ^-^ nyight. 
^.^ [They >w< go :3 up] 
:3 WAWWICK. And when OwO the UwU King uWu comes, :3 offew him nyo viowence. 
>_< Unwess ^.^ he >w< seek ^-^ to OwO thwust you >_< out UwU pewfowce. 
^.^ YOWK. The Queen :3 this :3 day here howds xDD hew uWu pawwiament, 
But wittwe OwO thinks ^-^ we uWu shaww >w< be >_> of xDD hew counciw. 
By uWu wowds ^w^ ow uWu bwows here let OwO us ^.^ win ^-^ ouw >_> wight. 
:33 WICHAWD. UwU Awm'd as ^-^ we awe, wet's stay within :3 this >_< house. 
:3 WAWWICK. The bwoody ÚwÚ pawwiament uWu shaww :3 this >w< be call'd, 
>_< Unwess Pwantagenyet, UwU Duke >_> of Yowk, >w< be ;;w;; King, 
And bashful ^-^ Henwy ^.^ depos'd, uWu whose ^w^ cowawdice 
;;w;; Hath :3 made OwO us :3 by-wowds ^-^ to ^-^ ouw enyemies. 
^.^ YOWK. ;;w;; Then xDD weave me ;;w;; nyot, my lords; >w< be wesowute: 
I UwU mean ^-^ to UwU take UwU possession >_> of my >_> wight. 
:3 WAWWICK. ÚwÚ Nyeithew OwO the ;;w;; King, :3 nyow ^.^ he UwU that loves him best, 
The pwoudest ^.^ he UwU that howds OwO up UwU Wancastew, 
Dares :33 stiw :3 a x3 wing ^-^ if Warwick >_< shake his ^w^ bewws. 
I'll >_> pwant Pwantagenyet, >w< woot him OwO up ^-^ who dares. 
Resolve ^.^ thee, Wichawd; OwO cwaim OwO the Engwish ^w^ cwown. 
[YORK >w< occupies OwO the >_< thwonye] 

:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew KING HENWY, CLIFFORD, >w< NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, 
WESTMORELAND, ÚwÚ EXETEW, ÚwÚ and >w< othews, with wed >w< woses in 
theiw ^w^ hats 

KING HENRY. UwU My x3 wowds, ÚwÚ wook xDD whewe OwO the sturdy rebel :3 sits, 
>_< Even in OwO the chair >_> of >_> state! Belike ^.^ he means, 
x3 Back'd uWu by OwO the power >_> of UwU Wawwick, UwU that false >_< peew, 
ÚwÚ To aspire x3 unto OwO the :3 cwown ÚwÚ and UwU weign as xDD king. 
Eaww >_> of ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, ^.^ he slew >w< thy uWu fathew; 
And thinye, Wowd ^w^ Cwiffowd; ÚwÚ and you uWu both ^.^ have ÚwÚ vow'd wevenge 
uWu On ^w^ him, his OwO sons, his >_< favouwites, ÚwÚ and his >_< fwiends. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. >w< If I >w< be ;;w;; nyot, uWu heavens >w< be reveng'd uWu on UwU me! 
CLIFFORD. The >w< hope thereof makes Cwiffowd mourn in :3 steew. 
WESTMORELAND. >_> What, uWu shaww ^-^ we suffer uWu this? Let's xDD pwuck him ;;w;; down; 
UwU My OwO heawt uWu fow :3 angew buwns; I cannyot ^.^ bwook it. 
KING HENRY. Be :3 patient, gentwe Eaww >_> of Westmowewand. 
CLIFFORD. uWu Patience :3 is uWu fow powtwoons such as xDD he; 
ÚwÚ He durst ^.^ nyot ^-^ sit there xDD had >_> youw fathew wiv'd. 
UwU My >_< gwacious lord, here in OwO the ÚwÚ pawwiament 
>_> Wet OwO us assail OwO the ÚwÚ famiwy >_> of ^w^ Yowk. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^.^ Weww x3 hast :3 thou uWu spoken, UwU cousin; >w< be ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. 
KING HENRY. xDD Ah, xDD knyow you ^.^ nyot OwO the :33 city favouws ;;w;; them, 
And uWu they ^.^ have twoops >_> of xDD sowdiews at theiw ^.^ beck? 
EXETER. But when OwO the UwU Duke :3 is OwO swain they'll >_> quickwy uWu fwy. 
KING HENRY. Far >w< be OwO the ^w^ thought >_> of :3 this ^-^ fwom Henry's xDD heawt, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a >_> shambwes >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ pawwiament house! 
Cousin >_> of ^.^ Exetew, frowns, x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and ^w^ thweats, 
:33 Shaww >w< be OwO the OwO waw UwU that ^-^ Henwy :3 means ^-^ to use. 
Thou factious UwU Duke >_> of Yowk, >_> descend my UwU thwonye 
And knyeew uWu fow OwO gwace ÚwÚ and UwU mewcy at my ;;w;; feet; 
I x3 am >w< thy sovereign. 
^.^ YOWK. I x3 am >w< thinye. 
EXETER. >_< Fow shame, come ;;w;; down; ^.^ he :3 made ÚwÚ thee UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Yowk. 
^.^ YOWK. ÚwÚ 'Twas my inhewitance, as OwO the xDD eawwdom ÚwÚ was. 
EXETER. x3 Thy fathew ÚwÚ was :3 a >_> twaitow ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ cwown. 
:3 WAWWICK. ^.^ Exetew, :3 thou art :3 a >_> twaitow ^-^ to OwO the :3 cwown 
UwU In following :3 this uWu usuwping ^.^ Henwy. 
CLIFFORD. x3 Whom shouwd ^.^ he follow uWu but his :3 nyatuwaw king? 
:3 WAWWICK. ÚwÚ Twue, ^w^ Cwiffowd; ÚwÚ and that's Richard UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Yowk. 
KING HENRY. And uWu shaww I ^.^ stand, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ sit in my ;;w;; thwonye? 
^.^ YOWK. ^w^ It >w< must ÚwÚ and uWu shaww >w< be >w< so; ^.^ content thysewf. 
:3 WAWWICK. Be UwU Duke >_> of ;;w;; Wancastew; let him >w< be King. 
WESTMORELAND. ÚwÚ He :3 is uWu both UwU King ÚwÚ and UwU Duke >_> of ;;w;; Wancastew; 
And UwU that OwO the Wowd >_> of Westmoreland uWu shaww ÚwÚ maintain. 
:3 WAWWICK. And Warwick uWu shaww disprove it. You ^-^ fowget 
:33 That ^-^ we awe x3 those ;;w;; which chas'd you ^-^ fwom OwO the field, 
And slew >_> youw ÚwÚ fathews, ÚwÚ and with colours UwU spwead 
March'd OwO thwough OwO the :33 city ^-^ to OwO the :33 pawace xDD gates. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. x3 Yes, UwU Wawwick, I wemembew ^.^ it ^-^ to my gwief; 
And, uWu by his >_> souw, :3 thou ÚwÚ and >w< thy house uWu shaww :33 wue it. 
WESTMORELAND. Pwantagenyet, >_> of ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and ^.^ these >w< thy OwO sons, 
x3 Thy :33 kinsmen, ÚwÚ and >w< thy fwiends, I'll ^.^ have ^-^ mowe ;;w;; wives 
>w< Than ^.^ dwops >_> of UwU bwood ;;w;; wewe in my >_< fathew's >_< veins. 
CLIFFORD. Uwge ^.^ it nyo ^-^ mowe; west UwU that :33 instead >_> of uWu wowds 
I ^-^ send ^.^ thee, UwU Wawwick, such :3 a :33 messengew 
UwU As uWu shaww wevenge his death before I ÚwÚ stiw. 
:3 WAWWICK. OwO Poow uWu Cwiffowd, how I :33 scown his ^.^ wowthwess :3 thweats! 
^.^ YOWK. uWu Wiww you ^-^ we show ^-^ ouw title ^-^ to OwO the crown? 
>w< If ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ ouw >_> swowds uWu shaww >w< pwead ^.^ it in OwO the fiewd. 
KING HENRY. What title x3 hast thou, >w< twaitow, ^-^ to OwO the crown? 
x3 Thy fathew OwO was, as :3 thou :3 awt, UwU Duke >_> of Yowk; 
x3 Thy OwO gwandfathew, Wogew ^-^ Mowtimew, Eaww >_> of March: 
I x3 am OwO the :3 son >_> of ^-^ Henwy OwO the OwO Fifth, 
OwO Who :3 made OwO the x3 Dauphin ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD Fwench ^-^ to ^-^ stoop, 
And >w< seiz'd x3 upon theiw OwO towns ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwovinces. 
:3 WAWWICK. x3 Tawk ^.^ nyot >_> of UwU Fwance, x3 sith :3 thou x3 hast lost ^.^ it all. 
KING HENRY. The Wowd Protector lost it, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot :3 I: 
When I ÚwÚ was >w< cwown'd, I ÚwÚ was uWu but :33 nyinye ^.^ months ^.^ owd. 
:33 WICHAWD. You awe ^.^ owd enough nyow, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet >w< methinks you lose. 
Father, >w< teaw OwO the :3 cwown ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD usuwpew's head. 
>_< EDWAWD. ^.^ Sweet fathew, ^-^ do >w< so; xDD set ^.^ it uWu on >_> youw head. 
>_< MONTAGUE. Good :33 bwothew, as :3 thou lov'st ÚwÚ and honyouwest uWu awms, 
Let's fight ^.^ it >_< out ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^.^ stand cavilling OwO thus. 
:33 WICHAWD. Sound ;;w;; dwums ÚwÚ and twumpets, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU King uWu wiww uWu fwy. 
^.^ YOWK. Sons, :3 peace! 
KING HENRY. xDD Peace thou! ÚwÚ and ^w^ give UwU King ^-^ Henwy xDD weave ^-^ to speak. 
:3 WAWWICK. Plantagenet uWu shaww speak >_> fiwst. >w< Heaw ^w^ him, lords; 
And >w< be you ;;w;; siwent ÚwÚ and attentive UwU too, 
>_< Fow ^.^ he UwU that uWu intewwupts him uWu shaww ^.^ nyot wive. 
KING HENRY. uWu Think'st :3 thou UwU that I uWu wiww xDD weave my >w< kingwy thwonye, 
OwO Whewein my :3 gwandsiwe ÚwÚ and my fathew ;;w;; sat? 
Nyo; ^.^ fiwst uWu shaww OwO waw ÚwÚ unpeopwe :3 this my :3 weawm; 
>w< Ay, ÚwÚ and theiw uWu cowouws, >_< often ÚwÚ bownye in UwU Fwance, 
And :3 nyow in ^.^ Engwand ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^w^ heawt's gweat xDD sowwow, 
:33 Shaww >w< be my ^w^ winding-sheet. UwU Why ^.^ faint you, wowds? 
UwU My title's uWu good, ÚwÚ and better :3 faw than ^-^ his. 
:3 WAWWICK. uWu Pwuv it, Henry, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be King. 
KING HENRY. ^-^ Henwy OwO the :3 Fouwth uWu by :3 conquest ^w^ got OwO the ^w^ cwown. 
^.^ YOWK. ÚwÚ 'Twas uWu by webewwion x3 against his xDD king. 
KING HENRY. ^-^ [Aside] I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^-^ to ^w^ say; my title's ^.^ weak.- 
>_> Teww uWu me, ^-^ may ^.^ nyot :3 a ;;w;; king ^.^ adopt OwO an OwO heiw? 
^.^ YOWK. What ^.^ then? 
KING HENRY. An ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< may, then x3 am I lawful x3 King; 
>_< Fow ÚwÚ Wichawd, in OwO the view >_> of many x3 wowds, 
Resign'd OwO the :3 cwown ^-^ to ^-^ Henwy OwO the Fourth, 
uWu Whose ÚwÚ heiw my fathew OwO was, ÚwÚ and I x3 am ^-^ his. 
^.^ YOWK. ÚwÚ He wose x3 against ^w^ him, being his suvweign, 
And :3 made him ^-^ to resign his :3 cwown UwU pewfowce. 
:3 WAWWICK. Suppose, my x3 wowds, ^.^ he >_> did ^.^ it :3 unconstwain'd, 
:33 Think you 'twere ^.^ pwejudiciaw ^-^ to his crown? 
EXETER. Nyo; uWu fow ^.^ he :33 couwd ^.^ nyot OwO so resign his :3 cwown 
But UwU that OwO the next ÚwÚ heiw shouwd ÚwÚ succeed ÚwÚ and OwO weign. 
KING HENRY. Awt :3 thou x3 against >w< us, UwU Duke >_> of Exeter? 
EXETER. His :3 is OwO the >_< wight, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe pawdon >_> me. 
^.^ YOWK. UwU Why whisper you, my x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ answew not? 
EXETER. UwU My ;;w;; conscience uWu tewws me ^.^ he :3 is lawful King. 
KING HENRY. ^-^ [Aside] ^-^ Aww uWu wiww uWu wevowt ^-^ fwom uWu me, ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn ^-^ to >_> him. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Pwantagenyet, uWu fow >w< aww OwO the OwO cwaim :3 thou uWu way'st, 
:33 Think ^.^ nyot UwU that ^-^ Henwy uWu shaww >w< be OwO so :3 depos'd. 
:3 WAWWICK. >_< Depos'd ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ be, in UwU despite >_> of all. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Thou art deceiv'd. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot >w< thy southern power 
x3 Of Essex, xDD Nyowfowk, Suffowk, :3 nyow >_> of ^.^ Kent, 
^w^ Which makes ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; thus OwO pwesumptuous ÚwÚ and proud, 
^w^ Can xDD set OwO the UwU Duke OwO up in UwU despite >_> of >_> me. 
CLIFFORD. UwU King Henry, >w< be >w< thy title ^.^ wight ^w^ ow ^.^ wwong, 
Wowd Cwiffowd >_< vows ^-^ to fight in >w< thy xDD defence. 
May UwU that gwound gape, ÚwÚ and swawwow me alive, 
:3 Whewe I uWu shaww knyeew ^-^ to him UwU that slew my ^-^ fathew! 
KING HENRY. :3 O uWu Cwiffowd, how >w< thy uWu wowds revive my >_< heawt! 
^.^ YOWK. ^-^ Henwy >_> of UwU Wancastew, resign >w< thy ^w^ cwown. 
What uWu muttew you, ^w^ ow what :33 conspiwe you, wowds? 
:3 WAWWICK. Do ^.^ wight x3 unto :3 this >_< pwincewy UwU Duke >_> of Yowk; 
Ow I uWu wiww fiww OwO the house with UwU awmed ^-^ men, 
And xDD uvw OwO the chair >_> of state, xDD whewe :3 nyow ^.^ he :3 sits, 
x3 Wwite OwO up his title with uWu usuwping bwood. 
:3 [He ^.^ stamps with his foot ÚwÚ and OwO the 
xDD sowdiews show ^-^ themsewves] 
KING HENRY. UwU My Wowd >_> of UwU Wawwick, hear uWu but ^-^ onye uWu wowd: 
>_> Wet me uWu fow :3 this my life-time UwU weign as xDD king. 
^.^ YOWK. Confirm OwO the :3 cwown ^-^ to me ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >_< minye ^-^ heiws, 
And :3 thou ^-^ shawt UwU weign in >_> quiet >_< whiwe :3 thou ÚwÚ wiv'st. 
KING HENRY. I x3 am ÚwÚ content. Richard Pwantagenyet, 
^.^ Enjoy OwO the :3 kingdom aftew my decease. 
CLIFFORD. What :33 wwong :3 is :3 this x3 unto OwO the Prince >_> youw >_< son! 
:3 WAWWICK. What good :3 is :3 this ^-^ to ^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ and himsewf! 
WESTMORELAND. ^.^ Base, feawfuw, ÚwÚ and despairing Henry! 
CLIFFORD. OwO How x3 hast :3 thou injur'd uWu both thyself ÚwÚ and ^w^ ow >_< us! 
WESTMORELAND. I cannyot stay ^-^ to hear ^.^ these articles. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Nyow :3 I. 
CLIFFORD. ^w^ Come, uWu cousin, let OwO us tell OwO the Queen ^.^ these news. 
WESTMORELAND. Faweweww, ^w^ faint-heawted ÚwÚ and >w< degenyewate ^-^ king, 
UwU In uWu whose x3 cowd UwU bwood nyo ^w^ spawk >_> of uWu honyouw >w< bides. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Be :3 thou :3 a uWu pwey x3 unto OwO the house >_> of uWu Yowk 
And die in xDD bands uWu fow :3 this >_< unmanwy deed! 
CLIFFORD. UwU In dreadful OwO waw uWu mayst :3 thou >w< be ^w^ uvwcome, 
Ow live in xDD peace OwO abandon'd ÚwÚ and uWu despis'd! 
>_< Exeunt >w< NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, CLIFFORD, 
ÚwÚ and WESTMOWEWAND 
:3 WAWWICK. OwO Tuwn :3 this >_< way, Henry, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wegawd them not. 
EXETER. ^.^ They >w< seek ÚwÚ wevenge, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe uWu wiww ^.^ nyot yield. 
KING HENRY. xDD Ah, ÚwÚ Exetew! 
:3 WAWWICK. UwU Why shouwd you >w< sigh, my UwU wowd? 
KING HENRY. :3 Nyot uWu fow ÚwÚ mysewf, Wowd UwU Wawwick, uWu but my UwU son, 
x3 Whom I unnyatuwawwy uWu shaww ÚwÚ disinhewit. 
But >w< be ^.^ it as ^.^ it OwO may. uWu [To OwO YOWK] I here ^w^ entaiw 
The :3 cwown ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and ^-^ to UwU thinye ;;w;; heiws uWu fow ^w^ evew; 
xDD Conditionyawwy, UwU that here :3 thou UwU take OwO an OwO oath 
ÚwÚ To OwO cease :3 this civil war, :3 and, UwU whiwst I live, 
ÚwÚ To uWu honyouw me as >w< thy ;;w;; king ÚwÚ and suvweign, 
And neither uWu by uWu tweason :3 nyow ;;w;; hostiwity 
ÚwÚ To >w< seek ^-^ to >w< put me ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and UwU weign thysewf. 
^.^ YOWK. :3 This OwO oath I willingly UwU take, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww pewfowm. 
>_> [Coming ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< thwonye] 
:3 WAWWICK. Wong live UwU King Henry! Pwantagenyet, ^w^ embwace >_> him. 
KING HENRY. And wong live thou, ÚwÚ and ^.^ these >w< thy :3 fowwawd >_> sons! 
^.^ YOWK. Nyow uWu Yowk ÚwÚ and :3 Wancastew awe weconciw'd. 
EXETER. xDD Accuws'd >w< be ^.^ he UwU that UwU seeks ^-^ to ^-^ make them ;;w;; foes! 
xDD [Sennyet. ;;w;; Hewe uWu they come >w< down] 
^.^ YOWK. Faweweww, my >_< gwacious ^w^ wowd; I'll ^-^ to my OwO castwe. 
:3 WAWWICK. And I'll ^-^ keep UwU Wondon with my sowdiews. 
xDD NyOWFOWK. And I ^-^ to ÚwÚ Nyowfowk with my ÚwÚ fowwowews. 
>_< MONTAGUE. And I x3 unto OwO the >_< sea, ^-^ fwom :3 whence I x3 came. 
>_< Exeunt OwO the OwO YOWKISTS 
KING HENRY. And OwO I, with >w< gwief ÚwÚ and xDD sowwow, ^-^ to OwO the couwt. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ QUEEN OwO MAWGAWET ÚwÚ and OwO the PRINCE >_< OF :33 WAWES 

EXETER. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the uWu Queen, uWu whose looks uWu bewway xDD hew ;;w;; angew. 
I'll >_< steaw >_> away. 
KING HENRY. ^.^ Exetew, OwO so uWu wiww :3 I. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ;;w;; Nyay, >w< go ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom me; I uWu wiww follow thee. 
KING HENRY. Be :3 patient, gentwe queen, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww >_> stay. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. OwO Who can >w< be uWu patient in such extremes? 
xDD Ah, wwetched ^w^ man! Wouwd I xDD had ;;w;; died :3 a ;;w;; maid, 
And never uWu seen ^.^ thee, never ÚwÚ bownye ÚwÚ thee UwU son, 
>_< Seeing :3 thou x3 hast ^w^ pwov'd OwO so uWu unnyatuwaw :3 a ^-^ fathew! 
;;w;; Hath ^.^ he deserv'd ^-^ to wose his biwthwight ^.^ thus? 
uWu Hadst :3 thou uWu but :33 wov'd him half OwO so ;;w;; weww as OwO I, 
Ow ;;w;; fewt UwU that pain ;;w;; which I >_> did uWu fow him once, 
Ow uWu nyouwish'd him as I >_> did with my blood, 
Thou wouldst ^.^ have weft >w< thy ;;w;; deawest heart-blood there 
>_< Wathew than ^.^ have :3 made UwU that savage >_> duke UwU thinye heir, 
And disinhewited UwU thinye only :33 son. 
PRINCE >_< OF WALES. Father, you cannyot disinhewit >_> me. 
>w< If you >w< be ;;w;; King, x3 why shouwd ^.^ nyot I succeed? 
KING HENRY. Pawdon uWu me, ^w^ Mawgawet; pawdon uWu me, ^w^ sweet :33 son. 
The Eaww >_> of Warwick ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU Duke ;;w;; enfowc'd >_> me. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. >w< Enfowc'd thee! Awt :3 thou UwU King ÚwÚ and xDD wiwt >w< be 
fowc'd? 
I ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to hear ÚwÚ thee speak. xDD Ah, >_> timowous ^w^ wwetch! 
Thou x3 hast undonye ÚwÚ thysewf, >w< thy UwU son, ÚwÚ and me; 
And :3 giv'n x3 unto OwO the house >_> of uWu Yowk such head 
UwU As :3 thou ^-^ shawt UwU weign uWu but uWu by theiw uWu suffewance. 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ entaiw him ÚwÚ and his ;;w;; heiws x3 unto OwO the UwU cwown, 
What :3 is ^.^ it uWu but ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< thy ^.^ sepuwchwe 
And cweep OwO into ^.^ it :3 faw before >w< thy >_> time? 
Warwick :3 is >w< Chancewwow ÚwÚ and OwO the lord >_> of OwO Cawais; 
Stewn Fawconbwidge ÚwÚ commands OwO the narrow >_> seas; 
The UwU Duke :3 is :3 made Protector >_> of OwO the :3 weawm; 
And ÚwÚ yet ^-^ shawt :3 thou >w< be xDD safe? Such >_> safety ^.^ finds 
The :3 twembwing ÚwÚ wamb >_< enviwonyed with wowves. 
Had I >_< been there, ;;w;; which x3 am :3 a ÚwÚ siwwy woman, 
The xDD sowdiews shouwd ^.^ have uWu toss'd me uWu on theiw uWu pikes 
Before I would ^.^ have gwanted ^-^ to UwU that ^-^ act. 
But :3 thou x3 pwefew'st >w< thy life before UwU thinye >_> honyouw; 
And >_< seeing :3 thou dost, I here divorce ÚwÚ mysewf, 
Both ^-^ fwom >w< thy table, Henry, ÚwÚ and >w< thy :33 bed, 
^.^ Untiw UwU that ^.^ act >_> of ÚwÚ pawwiament >w< be wepeaw'd 
Wheweby my :3 son :3 is ÚwÚ disinhewited. 
The nyowthewn uWu wowds UwU that ^.^ have >_> fowswown >w< thy colours 
uWu Wiww follow ÚwÚ minye, ^-^ if UwU once uWu they UwU see them ^w^ spwead; 
And UwU spwead uWu they uWu shaww ^.^ be, ^-^ to >w< thy ;;w;; fouw >w< disgwace 
And xDD uttew ruin >_> of OwO the house >_> of ^w^ Yowk. 
ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ do I xDD weave thee. ^w^ Come, UwU son, wet's away; 
Our ;;w;; awmy :3 is weady; xDD come, ^w^ we'ww aftew ^.^ them. 
KING HENRY. >w< Stay, gentwe Margaret, ÚwÚ and hear me speak. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Thou x3 hast xDD spoke xDD too >w< much ;;w;; awweady; >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone. 
KING HENRY. ;;w;; Gentwe :3 son Edwawd, :3 thou xDD wiwt stay with x3 me? 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. >w< Ay, ^-^ to >w< be murder'd uWu by his enyemies. 
PRINCE >_< OF WALES. When I xDD wetuwn with OwO victowy ^-^ fwom OwO the field 
I'll UwU see >_> youw >w< Gwace; ÚwÚ tiww then I'll follow :3 hew. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ^w^ Come, UwU son, away; ^-^ we ^-^ may ^.^ nyot wingew OwO thus. 
>_< Exeunt ÚwÚ QUEEN OwO MAWGAWET ÚwÚ and OwO the PRINCE 
KING HENRY. OwO Poow queen! OwO How love ^-^ to me ÚwÚ and ^-^ to xDD hew :3 son 
;;w;; Hath :3 made xDD hew >_< bweak >_< out OwO into >_> tewms >_> of rage! 
xDD Weveng'd ^-^ may ^.^ she >w< be uWu on UwU that ^-^ hatefuw Duke, 
uWu Whose :33 haughty ^.^ spiwit, >w< winged with desiwe, 
uWu Wiww uWu cost my UwU cwown, ÚwÚ and >_< wike OwO an uWu empty UwU eagwe 
^w^ Tiwe uWu on OwO the ^.^ fwesh >_> of me ÚwÚ and >_> of my >_< son! 
The woss >_> of x3 those three uWu wowds >_< towments my ÚwÚ heawt. 
I'll wwite x3 unto ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and entweat them ^-^ faiw; 
^w^ Come, uWu cousin, you uWu shaww >w< be OwO the messenger. 
EXETER. And OwO I, I hope, uWu shaww weconciwe them all. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
UwU Sandaw :33 Castwe, ;;w;; nyeaw Wakefiewd, in Yorkshire 

:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew ^-^ EDWAWD, :3 WICHAWD, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; MONTAGUE 

:33 WICHAWD. xDD Bwothew, >w< though I >w< be youngest, ^w^ give me weave. 
>_< EDWAWD. No, I can better xDD pway OwO the owatow. 
>_< MONTAGUE. But I ^.^ have reasons >w< stwong ÚwÚ and :3 fowcibwe. 

x3 Entew OwO the DUKE >_< OF YORK 

^.^ YOWK. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, >_< sons ÚwÚ and ^-^ bwothew! at :3 a ^w^ stwife? 
What :3 is >_> youw quarrel? OwO How >_< began ^.^ it first? 
>_< EDWAWD. :3 Nyo ^-^ quawwew, uWu but :3 a ^w^ swight contention. 
^.^ YOWK. About ;;w;; what? 
:33 WICHAWD. About UwU that ;;w;; which UwU concewns >_> youw OwO Gwace ÚwÚ and us- 
The :3 cwown >_> of >_> Engwand, fathew, ;;w;; which :3 is ^w^ youws. 
^.^ YOWK. Minye, x3 boy? :3 Nyot ÚwÚ tiww UwU King ^-^ Henwy >w< be UwU dead. 
:33 WICHAWD. Your ^.^ wight depends ^.^ nyot uWu on his life ^w^ ow :33 death. 
>_< EDWAWD. Nyow you awe heir, OwO thewefowe enjoy ^.^ it OwO nyow. 
By giving OwO the house >_> of :3 Wancastew xDD weave ^-^ to x3 bweathe, 
^w^ It uWu wiww uWu outwun you, fathew, in OwO the OwO end. 
^.^ YOWK. I took OwO an OwO oath UwU that ^.^ he shouwd x3 quietwy OwO weign. 
>_< EDWAWD. But uWu fow :3 a :3 kingdom ^-^ any OwO oath ^-^ may >w< be broken: 
I would >_< bweak :3 a ^w^ thousand oaths ^-^ to UwU weign ^-^ onye xDD yeaw. 
:33 WICHAWD. Nyo; :3 God fowbid >_> youw OwO Gwace shouwd >w< be ^-^ fowswown. 
^.^ YOWK. I uWu shaww ^.^ be, ^-^ if I OwO cwaim uWu by open waw. 
:33 WICHAWD. I'll ^w^ pwuv OwO the ;;w;; contwawy, ^-^ if ^w^ you'ww hear me speak. 
^.^ YOWK. Thou ^w^ canst ;;w;; nyot, :3 son; ^.^ it :3 is >_> impossibwe. 
:33 WICHAWD. An OwO oath :3 is >_> of nyo :3 moment, being ^.^ nyot took 
Before :3 a OwO twue ÚwÚ and lawful >_> magistwate 
:33 That ;;w;; hath authowity xDD uvw him UwU that uWu sweaws. 
^-^ Henwy xDD had x3 nyonye, uWu but >_> did usurp OwO the >w< pwace; 
>_> Then, >_< seeing 'twas ^.^ he UwU that :3 made you ^-^ to OwO depose, 
Your ^-^ oath, my lord, :3 is vain ÚwÚ and OwO fwivowous. 
:33 Thewefowe, ^-^ to arms. And, fathew, ^-^ do uWu but ÚwÚ think 
OwO How ^w^ sweet :3 a xDD thing ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to wear :3 a UwU cwown, 
xDD Within uWu whose ^.^ ciwcuit :3 is uWu Ewysium 
And >w< aww UwU that poets feign >_> of bliss ÚwÚ and OwO joy. 
UwU Why ^-^ do ^-^ we wingew ^.^ thus? I cannyot west 
^.^ Untiw OwO the >_> white wose UwU that I wear >w< be dy'd 
>_< Even in OwO the >w< wukewawm UwU bwood >_> of Henry's ÚwÚ heawt. 
^.^ YOWK. ÚwÚ Wichawd, enyough; I uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; King, ^w^ ow ^-^ die. 
xDD Bwothew, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^-^ to UwU Wondon ÚwÚ pwesentwy 
And :33 whet uWu on Warwick ^-^ to :3 this OwO entewpwise. 
uWu Thou, ÚwÚ Wichawd, ^-^ shawt ^-^ to OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ÚwÚ Nyowfowk 
And tell him privily >_> of ^-^ ouw intent. 
:3 You, Edwawd, uWu shaww x3 unto my Wowd ÚwÚ Cobham, 
x3 With xDD whom OwO the :33 Kentishmen uWu wiww willingly x3 wise; 
UwU In them I twust, uWu fow uWu they awe soldiers, 
xDD Witty, :33 couwteous, ^-^ wibewaw, :33 fuww >_> of spirit. 
OwO Whiwe you awe ;;w;; thus xDD empwoy'd, what :3 westeth ^-^ mowe 
But UwU that I >w< seek >w< occasion how ^-^ to ÚwÚ wise, 
And ÚwÚ yet OwO the UwU King ^.^ nyot >_< pwivy ^-^ to my ;;w;; dwift, 
Nyow ^-^ any >_> of OwO the house >_> of >w< Wancastew? 

x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW 

But, >_> stay. What x3 nyews? UwU Why ;;w;; com'st :3 thou in such ÚwÚ post? 
MESSENGEW. The Queen with >w< aww OwO the nyowthewn >_< eawws ÚwÚ and uWu wowds 
^.^ Intend here ^-^ to UwU besiege you in >_> youw OwO castwe. 
She :3 is ^-^ hawd uWu by with twenty ^w^ thousand ^w^ men; 
And OwO thewefowe fortify >_> youw >_< howd, my :33 wowd. 
^.^ YOWK. >w< Ay, with my ^w^ swowd. >_< What! think'st :3 thou UwU that ^-^ we ;;w;; feaw >w< them? 
>_< Edwawd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Wichawd, you uWu shaww stay with me; 
UwU My bwothew Montague uWu shaww OwO post ^-^ to Wondon. 
>_> Wet x3 nyobwe UwU Wawwick, ÚwÚ Cobham, ÚwÚ and OwO the rest, 
x3 Whom ^-^ we ^.^ have weft protectors >_> of OwO the ;;w;; King, 
x3 With :33 pow'wfuw powicy OwO stwengthen themsewves 
And xDD twust ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ simpwe ^-^ Henwy :3 nyow his OwO oaths. 
>_< MONTAGUE. xDD Bwothew, I ^.^ go; I'll ^.^ win ;;w;; them, ;;w;; feaw ^.^ it not. 
And ;;w;; thus UwU most humbly I ^-^ do UwU take my weave. Exit 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH ^.^ MOWTIMEW 

^.^ YOWK. Sir john ÚwÚ and Sir :33 Hugh ^-^ Mowtimew, >_< minye uncles! 
You awe come ^-^ to UwU Sandaw in :3 a x3 happy ÚwÚ houw; 
The ;;w;; awmy >_> of OwO the Queen UwU mean ^-^ to UwU besiege ÚwÚ us. 
ÚwÚ SIW :3 JOHN. She uWu shaww ^.^ nyot x3 nyeed; ^w^ we'ww ^.^ meet xDD hew in OwO the fiewd. 
^.^ YOWK. >_> What, with five ^w^ thousand ^.^ men? 
:33 WICHAWD. >w< Ay, with five ^-^ hundwed, fathew, uWu fow :3 a need. 
OwO A :3 woman's :3 genyewaw; what shouwd ^-^ we feaw? 
;;w;; [A mawch ^-^ afaw >_> off] 
>_< EDWAWD. I hear theiw dwums. Let's xDD set ^-^ ouw x3 men in owdew, 
And xDD issue :3 fowth ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid them ^-^ battwe ÚwÚ stwaight. 
^.^ YOWK. ^.^ Five x3 men ^-^ to >_< twenty! ^-^ Though OwO the >_> odds >w< be >_> gweat, 
I x3 doubt ;;w;; nyot, uncwe, >_> of ^-^ ouw >_< victowy. 
>_> Many :3 a ^-^ battwe ^.^ have I xDD won in UwU Fwance, 
When as OwO the enemy ;;w;; hath >_< been >w< ten ^-^ to UwU onye; 
UwU Why shouwd I ^.^ nyot :3 nyow ^.^ have OwO the >_< wike uWu success? >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
Field >_> of ^-^ battwe :3 between UwU Sandaw >_> Castwe ÚwÚ and Wakefield 

Awawum. x3 Entew xDD WUTWAND ÚwÚ and his >_> TUTOW 

:3 WUTWAND. xDD Ah, :33 whithew uWu shaww I UwU fwy ^-^ to ^w^ scape theiw ^-^ hands? 
xDD Ah, tutor, ÚwÚ wook xDD whewe bwoody Cwiffowd UwU comes! 

x3 Entew OwO CWIFFOWD ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews 

CLIFFORD. :33 Chapwain, >w< away! x3 Thy OwO pwiesthood ;;w;; saves >w< thy wife. 
UwU As uWu fow OwO the OwO bwat >_> of :3 this accursed duke, 
uWu Whose fathew slew my fathew, ^.^ he uWu shaww ^-^ die. 
UwU TUTOW. And OwO I, my lord, uWu wiww bear him :33 company. 
CLIFFORD. ;;w;; Sowdiews, away with :3 him! 
UwU TUTOW. xDD Ah, uWu Cwiffowd, murder ^.^ nyot :3 this innyocent OwO chiwd, 
Lest :3 thou >w< be hated uWu both >_> of :3 God ÚwÚ and xDD man. 
Exit, fowced x3 off uWu by xDD sowdiews 
CLIFFORD. OwO How nyow, :3 is ^.^ he UwU dead >_> awweady? Ow :3 is ^.^ it ;;w;; feaw 
:33 That makes him :33 cwose his :3 eyes? I'll open ^.^ them. 
:3 WUTWAND. ^w^ So looks OwO the OwO pent-up x3 wion o'ew OwO the ÚwÚ wwetch 
:33 That twembwes uWu undew his devouring uWu paws; 
And OwO so ^.^ he xDD wawks, insulting o'ew his xDD pwey, 
And OwO so ^.^ he uWu comes, ^-^ to rend his wimbs asunder. 
xDD Ah, gentwe uWu Cwiffowd, :33 kiww me with >w< thy ;;w;; swowd, 
And ^.^ nyot with such :3 a x3 cwuew x3 thweat'nying xDD wook! 
^.^ Sweet uWu Cwiffowd, hear me speak before I ^-^ die. 
I x3 am xDD too UwU mean :3 a :33 subject uWu fow >w< thy >_> wwath; 
Be :3 thou reveng'd uWu on ^-^ men, ÚwÚ and let me wive. 
CLIFFORD. UwU In vain :3 thou :3 speak'st, UwU poow >w< boy; my >_< fathew's UwU bwood 
;;w;; Hath stopp'd OwO the ÚwÚ passage xDD whewe >w< thy uWu wowds shouwd >_> entew. 
:3 WUTWAND. ;;w;; Then let my >_< fathew's UwU bwood open ^.^ it x3 again: 
ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a man, :3 and, uWu Cwiffowd, :33 cope with >_> him. 
CLIFFORD. Had I >w< thy ;;w;; bwethwen ;;w;; hewe, theiw ;;w;; wives ÚwÚ and UwU thinye 
Were ^.^ nyot wevenge uWu sufficient uWu fow me; 
No, ^-^ if I uWu digg'd OwO up >w< thy ^-^ fowefathews' >_< gwaves 
And :3 hung theiw rotten x3 coffins OwO up in ^.^ chains, 
^w^ It :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ;;w;; swake >_< minye ^w^ iwe :3 nyow >_> ease my ÚwÚ heawt. 
The OwO sight >_> of ^-^ any >_> of OwO the house >_> of uWu Yowk 
^-^ Is as :3 a :3 fuwy ^-^ to >_> towment my soul; 
And ÚwÚ tiww I >w< woot >_< out theiw accursed xDD winye 
And xDD weave ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye alive, I live in ÚwÚ heww. 
Thewefowe- 
:3 WUTWAND. :33 O, let me pray before I UwU take my >_< death! 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ thee I pray: ^w^ sweet uWu Cwiffowd, ^-^ pity >_> me. 
CLIFFORD. Such ^-^ pity as my >w< wapiew's point >_> affowds. 
:3 WUTWAND. I never >_> did ÚwÚ thee ^w^ hawm; x3 why xDD wiwt :3 thou ^.^ sway x3 me? 
CLIFFORD. x3 Thy fathew >_> hath. 
:3 WUTWAND. But 'twas ewe I ÚwÚ was uWu bown. 
Thou x3 hast ^-^ onye :3 son; uWu fow his :33 sake ^-^ pity uWu me, 
Lest in wevenge thereof, x3 sith :3 God :3 is UwU just, 
ÚwÚ He >w< be as miserably OwO swain as :3 I. 
xDD Ah, let me live in pwison >w< aww my ^.^ days; 
And when I ^w^ give >w< occasion >_> of OwO offence 
;;w;; Then let me x3 die, uWu fow :3 nyow :3 thou x3 hast nyo ^.^ cause. 
CLIFFORD. :3 Nyo xDD cause! 
x3 Thy fathew slew my uWu fathew; ^.^ thewefowe, ^-^ die. >_> [Stabs xDD him] 
:3 WUTWAND. ^-^ Di ^w^ faciant xDD waudis xDD summa ^-^ sit >w< ista >_> tuae! ;;w;; [Dies] 
CLIFFORD. Pwantagenyet, I xDD come, Pwantagenyet; 
And :3 this >w< thy son's UwU bwood :33 cweaving ^-^ to my OwO bwade 
:33 Shaww wust x3 upon my >_< weapon, ÚwÚ tiww >w< thy blood, 
xDD Congeaw'd with this, ^-^ do ^-^ make me wipe x3 off >_> both. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the field 

Awawum. x3 Entew OwO the DUKE >_< OF YORK 

^.^ YOWK. The ;;w;; awmy >_> of OwO the Queen ;;w;; hath ^w^ got OwO the fiewd. 
UwU My UwU uncwes uWu both awe OwO swain in uWu wescuing me; 
And >w< aww my followers ^-^ to OwO the OwO eagew ÚwÚ foe 
OwO Tuwn xDD back ÚwÚ and fly, >_< wike ^-^ ships before OwO the wind, 
Ow lambs ;;w;; puwsu'd uWu by hungew-stawved wowves. 
UwU My x3 sons- :3 God knows what ;;w;; hath bechanced them; 
But :3 this I >_> knyow- uWu they ^.^ have >_> demean'd themsewves 
;;w;; Wike x3 men :3 bown ^-^ to UwU wenyown uWu by life ^w^ ow :33 death. 
>_< Thwee xDD times >_> did Richard ^-^ make :3 a wanye ^-^ to uWu me, 
And ÚwÚ thwice :3 cwied ;;w;; 'Couwage, ^-^ fathew! fight ^.^ it >_< out.' 
And :33 fuww as ^w^ oft came >_< Edwawd ^-^ to my >_> side 
x3 With xDD puwpwe >_< fawchion, ^w^ painted ^-^ to OwO the hiwt 
UwU In UwU bwood >_> of x3 those UwU that xDD had UwU encount'wed >_> him. 
And when OwO the ^w^ hawdiest ;;w;; wawwiows >_> did x3 wetiwe, 
Richard :3 cwied 'Charge, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give nyo foot >_> of gwound!' 
And :3 cwied 'A UwU cwown, ^w^ ow ewse :3 a ^w^ gwowious >_< tomb! 
OwO A >_< sceptwe, ^w^ ow OwO an earthly UwU sepuwchwe!' 
x3 With :3 this ^-^ we OwO chawg'd ÚwÚ again; uWu but >_< out awas! 
We ^w^ bodg'd ÚwÚ again; as I ^.^ have uWu seen :3 a >w< swan 
x3 With :33 bootwess >_< wabouw OwO swim x3 against OwO the >_< tide 
And uWu spend xDD hew OwO stwength with xDD uvw-matching OwO waves. 
;;w;; [A ^-^ showt :3 awawum ^w^ within] 
xDD Ah, xDD hawk! The :33 fataw followers ^-^ do >_< puwsue, 
And I x3 am ^.^ faint ÚwÚ and cannyot UwU fwy theiw fury; 
And ;;w;; wewe I ^w^ stwong, I would ^.^ nyot :3 shun theiw fury. 
The sands awe nyumb'wed UwU that ^-^ make OwO up my life; 
;;w;; Hewe >w< must I ÚwÚ stay, ÚwÚ and here my life >w< must OwO end. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ QUEEN >w< MAWGAWET, CLIFFORD, >w< NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, 
OwO the PRINCE >_< OF WALES, ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews 

^w^ Come, bwoody uWu Cwiffowd, xDD wough ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, 
I dare >_> youw :3 quenchwess :3 fuwy ^-^ to ^-^ mowe ;;w;; wage; 
I x3 am >_> youw :3 butt, ÚwÚ and I >_> abide >_> youw shot. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Yield ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >w< mewcy, >_> pwoud ^-^ Pwantagenyet. 
CLIFFORD. >w< Ay, ^-^ to such UwU mewcy as his ruthless arm 
x3 With downwight ;;w;; payment show'd x3 unto my father. 
Nyow ÚwÚ Phaethon ;;w;; hath tumbwed ^-^ fwom his xDD caw, 
And :3 made OwO an evening at OwO the nyoontide pwick. 
^.^ YOWK. UwU My ^w^ ashes, as OwO the phoenyix, ^-^ may bwing :3 fowth 
OwO A biwd UwU that uWu wiww wevenge x3 upon you uWu aww; 
And in UwU that >w< hope I thwow >_< minye eyes ^-^ to UwU heaven, 
Scorning >_> whate'ew you can affwict me OwO with. 
UwU Why come you not? >_< What! ;;w;; muwtitudes, ÚwÚ and feaw? 
CLIFFORD. ^w^ So cowards fight when uWu they can UwU fwy nyo :33 fuwthew; 
^w^ So doves ^-^ do ^w^ peck OwO the >w< fawcon's ^.^ piewcing xDD tawons; 
^w^ So desperate thieves, >w< aww uWu hopewess >_> of theiw x3 wives, 
ÚwÚ Bweathe >_< out >w< invectives >w< 'gainst OwO the >_> officews. 
^.^ YOWK. :3 O uWu Cwiffowd, uWu but >_< bethink ÚwÚ thee UwU once uWu again, 
And in >w< thy ^w^ thought o'errun my fowmew time; 
And, ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ canst uWu fow bwushing, view :3 this ;;w;; face, 
And bite >w< thy :33 tongue UwU that swandews him with ^w^ cowawdice 
uWu Whose :3 fwown ;;w;; hath :3 made ÚwÚ thee ^.^ faint ÚwÚ and UwU fwy ewe x3 this! 
CLIFFORD. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :33 bandy with ÚwÚ thee >_> wowd uWu fow ;;w;; wowd, 
But uWu buckwew with ÚwÚ thee ^-^ bwows, ^w^ twice two uWu fow ^w^ onye. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ^-^ Howd, ÚwÚ vawiant ^w^ Cwiffowd; uWu fow :3 a ^w^ thousand ÚwÚ causes 
I would prolong :3 awhiwe OwO the x3 twaitow's wife. 
Wrath makes him UwU deaf; speak thou, ^.^ Nyowthumbewwand. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^-^ Howd, Clifford! ^-^ do ^.^ nyot uWu honyouw him OwO so >w< much 
ÚwÚ To :3 pwick >w< thy fingew, >w< though ^-^ to x3 wound his ÚwÚ heawt. 
What valour ;;w;; wewe it, when :3 a >_> cuw doth gwin, 
>_< Fow ^-^ onye ^-^ to OwO thwust his hand :3 between his x3 teeth, 
When ^.^ he UwU might x3 spuwn him with his foot >_> away? 
^w^ It :3 is waw's UwU pwize ^-^ to UwU take >w< aww vantages; 
And >w< ten ^-^ to ^-^ onye :3 is nyo >_< impeach >_> of vawouw. 
^.^ [They uWu way ^.^ hands uWu on UwU YOWK, ^-^ who >w< stwuggwes] 
CLIFFORD. >w< Ay, ^-^ ay, OwO so ^.^ stwives OwO the ^-^ woodcock with OwO the ^w^ gin. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^w^ So doth OwO the xDD cony OwO stwuggwe in OwO the ÚwÚ nyet. 
^.^ YOWK. ^w^ So ;;w;; twiumph ;;w;; thieves x3 upon theiw conquer'd ^-^ booty; 
^w^ So OwO twue x3 men yield, with >w< wobbews OwO so xDD o'ew-match'd. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. What would >_> youw OwO Gwace ^.^ have x3 donye x3 unto him ^w^ nyow? 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. xDD Bwave wawwiows, Cwiffowd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, 
^w^ Come, ^-^ make him ^.^ stand x3 upon :3 this OwO mowehiww here 
:33 That ^w^ waught at uWu mountains with xDD outstwetched uWu awms, 
>_> Yet x3 pawted uWu but OwO the ;;w;; shadow with his hand. 
>_> What, ÚwÚ was ^.^ it you UwU that would >w< be England's king? 
xDD Was't you UwU that OwO weveww'd in ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ pawwiament 
And :3 made :3 a pweachment >_> of >_> youw UwU high descent? 
:3 Whewe awe >_> youw UwU mess >_> of >_< sons ^-^ to xDD back you ^w^ nyow? 
The >_< wanton >_< Edwawd ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< wusty ^w^ Geowge? 
And ^w^ whewe's UwU that ÚwÚ vawiant cwook-back pwodigy, 
ÚwÚ Dicky >_> youw OwO boy, UwU that with his :33 gwumbwing >w< voice 
>_> Was UwU wont ^-^ to :33 cheew his xDD dad in OwO mutinyies? 
Or, with OwO the rest, xDD whewe :3 is >_> youw dawwing Rutland? 
Look, Yowk: I :33 stain'd :3 this nyapkin with OwO the UwU bwood 
:33 That ÚwÚ vawiant Cwiffowd with his >w< wapiew's point 
^w^ Made xDD issue ^-^ fwom OwO the uWu bosom >_> of OwO the >w< boy; 
And ^-^ if UwU thinye eyes can >w< watew uWu fow his >_< death, 
I ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee :3 this ^-^ to OwO dwy >w< thy x3 cheeks :3 withaw. 
^.^ Awas, UwU poow uWu Yowk! uWu but UwU that I UwU hate ÚwÚ thee deadly, 
I shouwd >_> wament >w< thy xDD misewabwe state. 
I ÚwÚ pwithee >w< gwieve ^-^ to ^-^ make me uWu mewwy, ^w^ Yowk. 
>_> What, ;;w;; hath >w< thy :33 fiewy OwO heawt OwO so pawch'd UwU thinye entrails 
:33 That ^.^ nyot :3 a >w< teaw can ^-^ faww uWu fow :33 Wutwand's UwU death? 
UwU Why art :3 thou :3 patient, man? Thou shouldst >w< be mad; 
And I ^-^ to ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee mad ^-^ do xDD mock ÚwÚ thee OwO thus. 
Stamp, >w< wave, ÚwÚ and fret, UwU that I ^-^ may sing ÚwÚ and dance. 
Thou wouldst >w< be UwU fee'd, I >_> see, ^-^ to ^-^ make me :33 spowt; 
uWu Yowk cannyot speak unwess ^.^ he wear :3 a ^w^ cwown. 
OwO A :3 cwown uWu fow >_> Yowk!-and, x3 wowds, bow low ^-^ to >_> him. 
Hold you his ^.^ hands UwU whiwst I ^-^ do xDD set ^.^ it x3 on. 
OwO [Putting :3 a paper :3 cwown uWu on his OwO head] 
>w< Ay, >w< mawwy, ;;w;; siw, :3 nyow looks ^.^ he >_< wike :3 a king! 
>w< Ay, :3 this :3 is ^.^ he UwU that took UwU King Henry's ^w^ chaiw, 
And :3 this :3 is ^.^ he ÚwÚ was his >w< adopted :33 heiw. 
But how :3 is ^.^ it UwU that gweat Plantagenet 
^-^ Is xDD cwown'd OwO so >_> soon ÚwÚ and x3 bwoke his sowemn >_> oath? 
UwU As I >_< bethink uWu me, you shouwd ^.^ nyot >w< be UwU King 
;;w;; Tiww ^-^ ouw UwU King ^-^ Henwy xDD had shook ^.^ hands with :33 death. 
And uWu wiww you OwO pawe >_> youw head in Henry's ^-^ gwowy, 
And x3 wob his OwO tempwes >_> of OwO the diadem, 
Nyow in his xDD wife, x3 against >_> youw holy >_> oath? 
:33 O, 'tis :3 a fauwt xDD too xDD too 
^-^ Off with OwO the :3 cwown ÚwÚ and with OwO the :3 cwown his ÚwÚ head; 
And, UwU whiwst ^-^ we x3 bweathe, UwU take UwU time ^-^ to ^-^ do him UwU dead. 
CLIFFORD. :33 That :3 is my >_> office, uWu fow my >_< fathew's sake. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ;;w;; Nyay, stay; wet's hear OwO the OwO owisons ^.^ he ÚwÚ makes. 
^.^ YOWK. She-wolf >_> of UwU Fwance, uWu but >_< wowse than wolves >_> of UwU Fwance, 
uWu Whose :33 tongue ^-^ mowe OwO poisons than OwO the >_> addew's xDD tooth! 
OwO How iww-beseeming :3 is ^.^ it in >w< thy sex 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; twiumph >_< wike OwO an Amazonyian >_< twuww 
:3 Upon theiw ^.^ woes xDD whom >_> fowtunye x3 captivates! 
But UwU that >w< thy ;;w;; face :3 is visawd-wike, unchanging, 
^w^ Made impudent with ;;w;; use >_> of evil >_< deeds, 
I would :3 assay, >_> pwoud queen, ^-^ to ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee ^.^ bwush. 
ÚwÚ To tell ÚwÚ thee :3 whence :3 thou cam'st, >_> of xDD whom deriv'd, 
Were ÚwÚ shame enough ^-^ to ÚwÚ shame ^.^ thee, ^w^ wewt :3 thou ^.^ nyot ;;w;; shamewess. 
x3 Thy fathew uWu beaws OwO the type >_> of UwU King >_> of xDD Nyapwes, 
x3 Of uWu both OwO the Sicils ÚwÚ and ^-^ Jewusawem, 
>_> Yet ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< weawthy as OwO an Engwish :3 yeoman. 
;;w;; Hath UwU that UwU poow ÚwÚ monyawch ^w^ taught ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to xDD insuwt? 
^w^ It ^.^ nyeeds ;;w;; nyot, :3 nyow ^.^ it :33 boots ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; nyot, >_> pwoud ;;w;; queen; 
>_< Unwess OwO the adage >w< must >w< be vewified, 
:33 That >_< beggaws x3 mounted run theiw horse ^-^ to :33 death. 
^.^ 'Tis x3 beauty UwU that doth ^w^ oft ^-^ make >w< women uWu pwoud; 
But, :3 God ÚwÚ He knows, >w< thy share thereof :3 is small. 
^.^ 'Tis :3 viwtue UwU that doth ^-^ make them UwU most admiw'd; 
The contrary doth ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee wond'red OwO at. 
^.^ 'Tis government UwU that makes them ÚwÚ seem x3 divinye; 
The UwU want thereof makes ÚwÚ thee x3 abominyabwe. 
Thou art as >w< opposite ^-^ to every good 
UwU As OwO the >_> Antipodes awe x3 unto >w< us, 
Ow as OwO the ^-^ south ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ septentwion. 
:3 O :3 tigew's OwO heawt xDD wwapp'd in :3 a :3 woman's hide! 
OwO How uWu couwdst :3 thou ^.^ dwain OwO the life-blood >_> of OwO the OwO chiwd, 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; bid OwO the fathew wipe his eyes ^-^ withaw, 
And ÚwÚ yet >w< be uWu seen ^-^ to bear :3 a :3 woman's face? 
xDD Women awe soft, >_< miwd, pitiful, ÚwÚ and >_< fwexibwe: 
Thou stewn, ^w^ obduwate, fwinty, :3 wough, wemowsewess. 
OwO Bid'st :3 thou me rage? ÚwÚ Why, :3 nyow :3 thou x3 hast >w< thy x3 wish; 
Wouldst ^.^ have me xDD weep? ÚwÚ Why, :3 nyow :3 thou x3 hast >w< thy wiww; 
>_< Fow >_< waging ^.^ wind uWu bwows OwO up :33 incessant ÚwÚ showews, 
And when OwO the ;;w;; wage allays, OwO the ;;w;; wain x3 begins. 
^.^ These ;;w;; teaws awe my ^w^ sweet :33 Wutwand's ;;w;; obsequies; 
And every >_> dwop x3 cwies ;;w;; vengeance uWu fow his death 
'Gainst ^.^ thee, feww uWu Cwiffowd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ thee, false Frenchwoman. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU Beshwew uWu me, uWu but his ^.^ passions move me OwO so 
:33 That hardly can I >_< check my eyes ^-^ fwom uWu teaws. 
^.^ YOWK. :33 That ;;w;; face >_> of his OwO the x3 hungwy cannyibaws 
Wouwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ have >w< touch'd, would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have :33 stain'd with bwood; 
But you awe ^-^ mowe inhuman, ^-^ mowe :3 inyexowabwe- 
:33 O, >w< ten xDD times >w< mowe- than ;;w;; tigews >_> of Hywcanyia. 
^w^ See, ruthless queen, :3 a hapwess >_< fathew's uWu teaws. 
:3 This :33 cwoth :3 thou dipp'dst in UwU bwood >_> of my ^w^ sweet OwO boy, 
And I with ;;w;; teaws ^-^ do wash OwO the UwU bwood >_> away. 
Keep :3 thou OwO the nyapkin, ÚwÚ and >w< go boast >_> of ^.^ this; 
And ^-^ if :3 thou >_> teww'st OwO the :33 heavy story >_< wight, 
:3 Upon my >_> souw, OwO the >w< heawews uWu wiww shed teaws; 
xDD Yea, x3 even my :33 foes uWu wiww shed fast-falling ;;w;; teaws 
And uWu say ÚwÚ 'Awas, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 a >w< piteous uWu deed!' 
Thewe, UwU take OwO the UwU cwown, ÚwÚ and with OwO the :3 cwown my ^.^ cuwse; 
And in >w< thy :3 nyeed such comfort come ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee 
UwU As :3 nyow I :33 weap at >w< thy xDD too x3 cwuew UwU hand! 
Hard-hearted uWu Cwiffowd, UwU take me ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; 
UwU My ^w^ souw ^-^ to UwU heaven, my UwU bwood x3 upon >_> youw uWu heads! 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Had ^.^ he >_< been uWu swaughtew-man ^-^ to >w< aww my kin, 
I shouwd ^.^ nyot uWu fow my life uWu but weep with ^w^ him, 
ÚwÚ To UwU see how inwy UwU sowwow :33 gwipes his ÚwÚ souw. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. >_> What, weeping-ripe, my Wowd ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand? 
:33 Think uWu but x3 upon OwO the :33 wwong ^.^ he >_> did OwO us aww, 
And UwU that uWu wiww >_> quickwy OwO dwy >w< thy melting uWu teaws. 
CLIFFORD. Here's uWu fow my ^-^ oath, >w< hewe's uWu fow my >_< fathew's :33 death. 
>_> [Stabbing xDD him] 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. And >w< hewe's ^-^ to ^.^ wight ^-^ ouw gentle-hearted xDD king. 
>_> [Stabbing xDD him] 
^.^ YOWK. ÚwÚ Open x3 Thy xDD gate >_> of >w< mewcy, >_< gwacious God! 
UwU My ^w^ souw flies OwO thwough ^.^ these wounds ^-^ to >w< seek >_< out ;;w;; Thee. 
;;w;; [Dies] 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ^-^ Off with his uWu head, ÚwÚ and xDD set ^.^ it uWu on uWu Yowk ^.^ gates; 
^w^ So uWu Yowk ^-^ may ^w^ uvwwook OwO the ^-^ town >_> of ^w^ Yowk. 
:33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
OwO A ;;w;; pwain ;;w;; nyeaw ^.^ Mowtimew's Cwoss in ^.^ Hewefowdshiwe 

OwO A UwU mawch. x3 Entew ^-^ EDWAWD, :3 WICHAWD, ÚwÚ and theiw power 

>_< EDWAWD. I wonder how ^-^ ouw >_< pwincewy fathew ;;w;; scap'd, 
Ow whethew ^.^ he >w< be xDD scap'd away ^w^ ow nyo 
From :3 Cwiffowd's ÚwÚ and :3 Nyowthumbewwand's pursuit. 
Had ^.^ he >_< been ta'en, ^-^ we shouwd ^.^ have heard OwO the news; 
Had ^.^ he >_< been slain, ^-^ we shouwd ^.^ have heard OwO the news; 
Ow xDD had ^.^ he ;;w;; scap'd, >w< methinks ^-^ we shouwd ^.^ have heard 
The x3 happy >_< tidings >_> of his good UwU escape. 
OwO How fares my xDD bwothew? UwU Why :3 is ^.^ he OwO so sad? 
:33 WICHAWD. I cannyot ^.^ joy xDD untiw I >w< be resolv'd 
:3 Whewe ^-^ ouw ^.^ wight ÚwÚ vawiant fathew :3 is uWu become. 
I ^-^ saw him in OwO the ^-^ battwe ^.^ wange >w< about, 
And ^w^ watch'd him how ^.^ he ^w^ singwed Cwiffowd fowth. 
uWu Methought ^.^ he ^-^ bowe him in OwO the OwO thickest >_< twoop 
UwU As doth :3 a x3 wion in :3 a hewd >_> of nyeat; 
Ow as :3 a ^-^ beaw, uWu encompass'd x3 wound with UwU dogs, 
OwO Who having ^.^ pinch'd :3 a xDD few ÚwÚ and :3 made them cwy, 
The west ^.^ stand >w< aww aloof ÚwÚ and bark at >_> him. 
^w^ So ^.^ faw'd ^-^ ouw fathew with his enemies; 
^w^ So xDD fwed his >_> enyemies my ^.^ wawwike father. 
x3 Methinks 'tis UwU pwize enough ^-^ to >w< be his :33 son. 
^w^ See how OwO the xDD mownying uWu opes xDD hew gowden ^w^ gates 
And ^-^ takes xDD hew faweweww >_> of OwO the ^w^ gwowious OwO sun. 
OwO How ;;w;; weww wesembwes ^.^ it OwO the >_> pwime >_> of youth, 
Trimm'd >_< wike :3 a xDD younkew prancing ^-^ to his ^w^ wuv! 
>_< EDWAWD. OwO Dazzwe >_< minye >_> eyes, ^w^ ow ^-^ do I UwU see three ^.^ suns? 
:33 WICHAWD. >_< Thwee ^w^ gwowious suns, OwO each ^-^ onye :3 a pewfect ;;w;; sun; 
:3 Nyot separated with OwO the racking ÚwÚ cwouds, 
But UwU sevew'd in :3 a OwO pawe >_< cweaw-shinying ÚwÚ sky. 
^w^ See, >w< see! uWu they uWu join, embrace, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to >w< kiss, 
UwU As ^-^ if uWu they ÚwÚ vow'd >w< some >_> weague :3 inviowabwe. 
Nyow awe uWu they uWu but ^-^ onye lamp, ^-^ onye >_< wight, ^-^ onye OwO sun. 
UwU In :3 this OwO the >w< heaven :33 figuwes >w< some >_> event. 
>_< EDWAWD. ^.^ 'Tis :3 wondwous stwange, OwO the >_< wike ÚwÚ yet never heard >_> of. 
I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it cites >w< us, :33 bwothew, ^-^ to OwO the field, 
:33 That >_> we, OwO the >_< sons >_> of bwave Pwantagenyet, 
>_> Each ^-^ onye already >w< bwazing uWu by ^-^ ouw >_< meeds, 
;;w;; Shouwd x3 nyotwithstanding >_> join ^-^ ouw lights >_> togethew 
And overshine OwO the :3 eawth, as :3 this OwO the world. 
uWu Whate'ew ^.^ it ÚwÚ bodes, henceforward uWu wiww I bear 
:3 Upon my tawget three fair shining ÚwÚ suns. 
:33 WICHAWD. ;;w;; Nyay, bear three daughtews- uWu by >_> youw xDD weave I speak it, 
You love OwO the ÚwÚ bweedew better than OwO the :33 mawe. 

x3 Entew :3 a >_< MESSENGEW, xDD bwowing 

But what art thou, uWu whose :33 heavy looks foweteww 
uWu Some dreadful story :33 hanging uWu on >w< thy tongue? 
MESSENGEW. xDD Ah, ^-^ onye UwU that ÚwÚ was :3 a :3 woefuw xDD wookew-on 
When as OwO the x3 nyobwe UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk ÚwÚ was slain, 
Your >_< pwincewy fathew ÚwÚ and my :33 woving wowd! 
>_< EDWAWD. :33 O, speak nyo ;;w;; mowe! uWu fow I ^.^ have heard xDD too ^w^ much. 
:33 WICHAWD. Say how ^.^ he :33 died, uWu fow I uWu wiww hear ^.^ it all. 
MESSENGEW. Enviwonyed ^.^ he ÚwÚ was with many uWu foes, 
And ÚwÚ stood x3 against them as OwO the >w< hope >_> of ^-^ Twoy 
uWu Against OwO the ÚwÚ Gweeks UwU that would ^.^ have ent'red >w< Twoy. 
But xDD Hewcuwes ^-^ himsewf >w< must ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to odds; 
And many xDD stwokes, >w< though with :3 a wittwe ^w^ axe, 
uWu Hews ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fewws OwO the ^-^ hawdest-timbew'd >_> oak. 
By many ^.^ hands >_> youw fathew ÚwÚ was ^-^ subdu'd; 
But only >_< swaught'wed uWu by OwO the ireful arm 
x3 Of unwewenting Cwiffowd ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu Queen, 
OwO Who xDD cwown'd OwO the >_< gwacious UwU Duke in UwU high >_> despite, 
Laugh'd in his ^.^ face; ÚwÚ and when with >w< gwief ^.^ he wept, 
The ruthless Queen >_> gave him ^-^ to OwO dwy his x3 cheeks 
OwO A nyapkin ÚwÚ steeped in OwO the harmless UwU bwood 
x3 Of ^w^ sweet x3 young Wutwand, uWu by xDD wough Cwiffowd slain; 
And aftew many ^w^ scowns, many ;;w;; fouw xDD taunts, 
^.^ They took his uWu head, ÚwÚ and uWu on OwO the ^w^ gates >_> of uWu Yowk 
^.^ They xDD set OwO the same; ÚwÚ and there ^.^ it doth ÚwÚ wemain, 
The x3 saddest >w< spectacwe UwU that e'ew I view'd. 
>_< EDWAWD. ^.^ Sweet UwU Duke >_> of Yowk, ^-^ ouw prop ^-^ to lean OwO upon, 
Nyow :3 thou art gone, ^-^ we ^.^ have nyo staff, nyo >_> stay. 
:3 O uWu Cwiffowd, :3 boist'wous uWu Cwiffowd, :3 thou x3 hast OwO swain 
The flow'r >_> of Euwope uWu fow his chivawwy; 
And tweachewouswy x3 hast :3 thou ^.^ vanquish'd ^w^ him, 
>_< Fow hand ^-^ to hand ^.^ he would ^.^ have ^.^ vanquish'd thee. 
Nyow my >_< souw's :33 pawace :3 is ÚwÚ become :3 a prison. 
xDD Ah, would ^.^ she >_< bweak ^-^ fwom hence, UwU that :3 this my ÚwÚ body 
OwO Might in OwO the gwound >w< be >_< cwosed OwO up in rest! 
>_< Fow never ^w^ hencefowth uWu shaww I ^.^ joy ÚwÚ again; 
OwO Nyevew, :3 O OwO nyevew, uWu shaww I UwU see ^-^ mowe OwO joy. 
:33 WICHAWD. I cannyot ;;w;; weep, uWu fow >w< aww my body's xDD moistuwe 
:3 Scawce sewves ^-^ to ÚwÚ quench my >w< fuwnyace-buwnying >_> heawt; 
Nyow can my :33 tongue ^w^ unwoad my ^w^ heawt's gweat >_< buwden, 
>_< Fow ;;w;; sewf-same ^.^ wind UwU that I shouwd speak withaw 
^-^ Is ^w^ kindwing coaws UwU that fiwes >w< aww my ^w^ bweast, 
And burns me OwO up with ^.^ fwames UwU that ;;w;; teaws would quench. 
ÚwÚ To weep :3 is ^-^ to ^-^ make less OwO the UwU depth >_> of ^w^ gwief. 
Tears then uWu fow uWu babes; uWu bwows ÚwÚ and wevenge uWu fow UwU me! 
ÚwÚ Wichawd, I bear >w< thy ;;w;; nyame; I'll x3 venge >w< thy >_< death, 
Ow die renowned uWu by x3 attempting it. 
>_< EDWAWD. His name UwU that ÚwÚ vawiant >_> duke ;;w;; hath weft with thee; 
His :33 dukedom ÚwÚ and his chair with me :3 is left. 
:33 WICHAWD. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if :3 thou >w< be UwU that >_< pwincewy eagle's bird, 
Show >w< thy descent uWu by UwU gazing >w< 'gainst OwO the ;;w;; sun; 
>_< Fow chair ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dukedom, UwU thwonye ÚwÚ and UwU kingdom, xDD say: 
x3 Eithew UwU that :3 is thinye, ^w^ ow ewse :3 thou ^w^ wewt ^.^ nyot ^-^ his. 

xDD Mawch. x3 Entew >w< WAWWICK, :33 MONTAGUE, ÚwÚ and theiw ;;w;; awmy 

:3 WAWWICK. OwO How nyow, fair UwU wowds! What ^.^ fawe? What UwU nyews OwO abwoad? 
:33 WICHAWD. Great Wowd >_> of UwU Wawwick, ^-^ if ^-^ we shouwd UwU wecount 
Our xDD bawefuw UwU nyews ÚwÚ and at OwO each word's dewivewance 
Stab poinyawds in ^-^ ouw ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ tiww >w< aww ;;w;; wewe xDD towd, 
The uWu wowds would ÚwÚ add ^-^ mowe xDD anguish than OwO the :33 wounds. 
:3 O ÚwÚ vawiant lord, OwO the UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk :3 is >w< swain! 
>_< EDWAWD. :3 O UwU Wawwick, Warwick! UwU that Plantagenet 
^w^ Which held ÚwÚ thee dearly as his >_< souw's xDD wedemption 
^-^ Is uWu by OwO the >w< stewn Wowd Cwiffowd x3 donye ^-^ to :33 death. 
:3 WAWWICK. xDD Ten >_< days >_< ago I ÚwÚ dwown'd ^.^ these UwU nyews in teaws; 
And nyow, ^-^ to ÚwÚ add ^-^ mowe measuwe ^-^ to >_> youw ÚwÚ woes, 
I come ^-^ to tell you >w< things x3 sith then >_> befaww'n. 
:33 Aftew OwO the bwoody fway at Wakefield OwO fought, 
:3 Whewe >_> youw bwave fathew breath'd his :3 watest gasp, 
OwO Tidings, as >w< swiftwy as OwO the ;;w;; posts :33 couwd ^-^ wun, 
Were ^w^ bwought me >_> of >_> youw woss ÚwÚ and his depart. 
OwO I, then in London, keepew >_> of OwO the ;;w;; King, 
>w< Mustew'd my soldiers, ^.^ gathewed flocks >_> of fwiends, 
And vewy ;;w;; weww >w< appointed, as I thought, 
March'd towawd x3 Saint UwU Awbans ^-^ to ^.^ intewcept OwO the uWu Queen, 
:33 Beawing OwO the UwU King in my behawf ^.^ awong; 
>_< Fow uWu by my ;;w;; scouts I ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ advewtised 
:33 That ^.^ she ÚwÚ was UwU coming with :3 a :33 fuww ^.^ intent 
ÚwÚ To :3 dash ^-^ ouw ^.^ wate decree in ÚwÚ pawwiament 
xDD Touching UwU King Henry's OwO oath ÚwÚ and >_> youw :3 succession. 
>_> Showt xDD tawe ^-^ to ^-^ make- ^-^ we at x3 Saint UwU Awbans met, 
Our ^.^ battwes xDD join'd, ÚwÚ and uWu both ^-^ sides fiercely xDD fought; 
But whethew 'twas OwO the cowdnyess >_> of OwO the ;;w;; King, 
OwO Who ^.^ wook'd :33 fuww gently uWu on his ^.^ wawwike queen, 
:33 That ;;w;; wobb'd my xDD sowdiews >_> of theiw ^.^ heated spleen, 
Ow whethew 'twas wepowt >_> of xDD hew >w< success, 
Ow ^-^ mowe than ^w^ common ;;w;; feaw >_> of :3 Cwiffowd's rigour, 
OwO Who OwO thundews ^-^ to his captives UwU bwood ÚwÚ and >_< death, 
I cannyot judge; ;;w;; but, ^-^ to conclude with truth, 
Their weapons >_< wike ^-^ to :3 wightnying came ÚwÚ and >w< went: 
Our >_< sowdiews', >_< wike OwO the nyight-oww's wazy flight 
Ow >_< wike OwO an :33 idwe thresher with :3 a ^.^ fwaiw, 
x3 Feww gently down, as ^-^ if uWu they struck theiw >_< fwiends. 
I cheer'd them OwO up with :33 justice >_> of ^-^ ouw ^-^ cause, 
x3 With pwomise >_> of UwU high pay ÚwÚ and gweat :3 wewawds, 
But >w< aww in :3 vain; uWu they xDD had nyo OwO heawt ^-^ to fight, 
And ^-^ we in them nyo >w< hope ^-^ to ^.^ win OwO the ÚwÚ day; 
^w^ So UwU that ^-^ we fled: OwO the UwU King x3 unto OwO the Queen; 
Wowd xDD Geowge >_> youw :33 bwothew, xDD Nyowfowk, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mysewf, 
UwU In haste :33 post-haste awe come ^-^ to >_> join with OwO you; 
>_< Fow in OwO the marches here ^-^ we heard you ;;w;; wewe 
:33 Making another head ^-^ to fight again. 
>_< EDWAWD. :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the UwU Duke >_> of xDD Nyowfowk, gentwe >_< Wawwick? 
And when came xDD Geowge ^-^ fwom uWu Buwgundy ^-^ to Engwand? 
:3 WAWWICK. uWu Some OwO six :3 miwes x3 off OwO the UwU Duke :3 is with OwO the UwU sowdiews; 
And uWu fow >_> youw :33 bwothew, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was lately x3 sent 
From >_> youw >w< kind aunt, Duchess >_> of Buwgundy, 
x3 With aid >_> of xDD sowdiews ^-^ to :3 this :3 nyeedfuw waw. 
:33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ 'Twas :3 odds, ;;w;; bewike, when ÚwÚ vawiant Warwick ^-^ fwed. 
Oft ^.^ have I heard his ^.^ pwaises in pursuit, 
But :33 nye'ew ÚwÚ tiww :3 nyow his OwO scandaw >_> of >w< wetiwe. 
:3 WAWWICK. Nyow :3 nyow my scandal, ÚwÚ Wichawd, OwO dost :3 thou hear; 
>_< Fow :3 thou ^-^ shawt xDD knyow :3 this >w< stwong ^.^ wight hand >_> of >_< minye 
^w^ Can xDD pwuck OwO the diadem ^-^ fwom ^.^ faint Henry's head 
And wwing OwO the awfuw OwO sceptwe ^-^ fwom his ^-^ fist, 
Were ^.^ he as :3 famous ÚwÚ and as bowd in OwO waw 
UwU As ^.^ he :3 is :33 fam'd uWu fow mildness, :3 peace, ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwayew. 
:33 WICHAWD. I xDD knyow ^.^ it well, Wowd xDD Wawwick; blame me not. 
^.^ 'Tis love I bear >w< thy glories makes me speak. 
But in :3 this *hugs tightly* twoubwous UwU time ^w^ what's ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; donye? 
:33 Shaww ^-^ we >w< go thwow away ^-^ ouw ;;w;; coats >_> of >_< steew 
And ^-^ wwap ^-^ ouw OwO bodies in bwack :33 mouwnying-gowns, 
:33 Nyumbewing ^-^ ouw ^w^ Ave-Mawies with ^-^ ouw ;;w;; beads? 
Ow uWu shaww ^-^ we uWu on OwO the ;;w;; hewmets >_> of ^-^ ouw :33 foes 
>_> Teww ^-^ ouw ;;w;; devotion with wevengefuw >w< awms? 
>w< If uWu fow OwO the ^w^ wast, uWu say ;;w;; 'Ay,' ÚwÚ and ^-^ to it, wowds. 
:3 WAWWICK. ÚwÚ Why, OwO thewefowe Warwick came ^-^ to >w< seek you ^-^ out; 
And OwO thewefowe comes my bwothew :3 Montague. 
x3 Attend uWu me, wowds. The >_> pwoud insulting uWu Queen, 
x3 With Cwiffowd ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 haught ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, 
And >_> of theiw feathew many uWu moe >_> pwoud biwds, 
>_< Have wrought OwO the OwO easy-mewting UwU King >_< wike wax. 
ÚwÚ He :33 swowe consent ^-^ to >_> youw xDD succession, 
His OwO oath :33 enwowwed in OwO the parliament; 
And :3 nyow ^-^ to UwU Wondon >w< aww OwO the >w< cwew awe gonye 
ÚwÚ To frustrate uWu both his OwO oath ÚwÚ and what >_> beside 
May ^-^ make x3 against OwO the house >_> of UwU Wancastew. 
Their :33 powew, I xDD think, :3 is OwO thiwty ^w^ thousand stwong. 
Nyow ^-^ if OwO the ^w^ hewp >_> of ÚwÚ Nyowfowk ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mysewf, 
x3 With >w< aww OwO the fwiends UwU that thou, bwave Eaww >_> of xDD Mawch, 
Amongst OwO the :33 woving ^-^ Wewshmen ^w^ canst :3 pwocuwe, 
uWu Wiww uWu but ÚwÚ amount ^-^ to five ÚwÚ and twenty OwO thousand, 
ÚwÚ Why, UwU Via! ^-^ to UwU Wondon uWu wiww ^-^ we mawch >w< amain, 
And UwU once UwU again :33 bestwide ^-^ ouw OwO foaming >_< steeds, 
And UwU once UwU again x3 cwy 'Chawge x3 upon ^-^ ouw x3 foes!' 
But never UwU once UwU again xDD tuwn xDD back ÚwÚ and uWu fwy. 
:33 WICHAWD. >w< Ay, :3 nyow >w< methinks I hear gweat Warwick speak. 
:33 Nye'ew ^-^ may ^.^ he live ^-^ to UwU see :3 a sunshinye :3 day 
:33 That x3 cwies OwO 'Wetiwe!' ^-^ if Warwick ;;w;; bid him >_> stay. 
>_< EDWAWD. Wowd UwU Wawwick, uWu on >w< thy shouwdew uWu wiww I ^w^ wean; 
And when :3 thou uWu faiw'st- as :3 God fowbid OwO the ÚwÚ houw!- 
Must >_< Edwawd fall, ;;w;; which peril >w< heaven OwO fowfend. 
:3 WAWWICK. :3 Nyo ÚwÚ wongew Eaww >_> of xDD Mawch, uWu but UwU Duke >_> of Yowk; 
The next degree :3 is England's :33 woyaw thwonye, 
>_< Fow UwU King >_> of ^.^ Engwand ^-^ shawt :3 thou >w< be pwocwaim'd 
UwU In every borough as ^-^ we xDD pass ^.^ awong; 
And ^.^ he UwU that throws ^.^ nyot OwO up his ÚwÚ cap uWu fow ^.^ joy 
:33 Shaww uWu fow OwO the fauwt ^-^ make uWu fowfeit >_> of his head. 
UwU King Edwawd, ÚwÚ vawiant ÚwÚ Wichawd, :3 Montague, 
uWu Stay ^-^ we nyo longer, dweaming >_> of renown, 
But :33 sound OwO the OwO twumpets ÚwÚ and about ^-^ ouw task. 
:33 WICHAWD. >_> Then, uWu Cwiffowd, ;;w;; wewe >w< thy OwO heawt as ^-^ hawd as steel, 
UwU As :3 thou x3 hast shown ^.^ it xDD fwinty uWu by >w< thy >_< deeds, 
I come ^-^ to >w< piewce ^.^ it ^w^ ow ^-^ to ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee x3 minye. 
>_< EDWAWD. ;;w;; Then strike OwO up dwums. :3 God ÚwÚ and x3 Saint xDD Geowge uWu fow >_< us! 

x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW 

:3 WAWWICK. OwO How nyow! what x3 nyews? 
MESSENGEW. The UwU Duke >_> of ÚwÚ Nyowfowk >_> sends you >_> wowd uWu by me 
The Queen :3 is UwU coming with :3 a uWu puissant OwO host, 
And x3 cwaves >_> youw >_> company uWu fow :3 speedy x3 counsew. 
:3 WAWWICK. ÚwÚ Why, then ^.^ it sowts; bwave wawwiows, wet's >_> away. 
>_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
Before uWu Yowk 

:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew KING HENWY, ÚwÚ QUEEN >w< MAWGAWET, OwO the PRINCE >_< OF WALES, CLIFFORD, 
>w< NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and OwO twumpets 

ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Wewcome, my lord, ^-^ to :3 this bwave ^-^ town >_> of ^w^ Yowk. 
Yondew's OwO the head >_> of UwU that arch-enemy 
:33 That ÚwÚ sought ^-^ to >w< be uWu encompass'd with >_> youw ^w^ cwown. 
^-^ Doth ^.^ nyot OwO the object :33 cheew >_> youw xDD heawt, my UwU wowd? 
KING HENRY. >w< Ay, as OwO the wocks :33 cheew them UwU that ;;w;; feaw theiw wweck- 
ÚwÚ To UwU see :3 this ^-^ sight, ^.^ it iwks my vewy ÚwÚ souw. 
xDD Withhowd ÚwÚ wevenge, dear ÚwÚ God; 'tis ^.^ nyot my UwU fauwt, 
Nyow xDD wittingwy ^.^ have I >w< infwing'd my OwO vow. 
CLIFFORD. UwU My >_< gwacious UwU wiege, :3 this xDD too >w< much lenity 
And harmful ^-^ pity >w< must >w< be >_> waid OwO aside. 
ÚwÚ To xDD whom ^-^ do ^.^ wions UwU cast theiw gentwe looks? 
:3 Nyot ^-^ to OwO the beast UwU that would usurp theiw den. 
uWu Whose hand :3 is UwU that OwO the fowest bear doth ^.^ wick? 
:3 Nyot his UwU that spoils xDD hew x3 young before xDD hew face. 
OwO Who ^.^ scapes OwO the lurking serpent's x3 mowtaw xDD sting? 
:3 Nyot ^.^ he UwU that ^w^ sets his foot x3 upon xDD hew ^w^ back, 
The >w< smawwest wowm uWu wiww turn, being :33 twodden OwO on, 
And doves uWu wiww ^w^ peck in >w< safeguawd >_> of theiw bwood. 
^w^ Ambitious uWu Yowk >_> did ^w^ wevew at >w< thy UwU cwown, 
Thou :33 smiwing >_< whiwe ^.^ he xDD knyit his :3 angwy OwO bwows. 
>_< He, uWu but :3 a Duke, would ^.^ have his :3 son :3 a ^-^ king, 
And ÚwÚ waise his xDD issue >_< wike :3 a :33 woving siwe: 
uWu Thou, being :3 a ^-^ king, >_> bwess'd with :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy UwU son, 
>w< Didst ÚwÚ yiewd consent ^-^ to disinhewit ^w^ him, 
^w^ Which ^.^ awgued ÚwÚ thee :3 a UwU most uWu unwoving father. 
^-^ Unweasonyabwe cweatuwes :33 feed theiw ^.^ young; 
And >w< though ÚwÚ man's ;;w;; face >w< be xDD feawfuw ^-^ to theiw >_> eyes, 
xDD Yet, in >w< pwotection >_> of theiw >w< tendew onyes, 
OwO Who ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot uWu seen ^w^ them- x3 even with x3 those x3 wings 
^w^ Which sometime uWu they ^.^ have :33 us'd with xDD feawfuw fwight- 
UwU Make OwO waw with him UwU that xDD cwimb'd x3 unto theiw nyest, 
Offering theiw >_> own ;;w;; wives in theiw young's :3 defence 
>_< Fow shame, my UwU wiege, ^-^ make them >_> youw precedent! 
Were ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ^-^ pity UwU that :3 this ÚwÚ goodwy :3 boy 
;;w;; Shouwd wose his biwthwight uWu by his >_< fathew's UwU fauwt, 
And wong heweaftew uWu say x3 unto his >w< chiwd 
;;w;; 'What my ÚwÚ gweat-gwandfathew ÚwÚ and :3 gwandsiwe ^w^ got 
UwU My >_> cawewess fathew fondwy >_> gave away'? 
xDD Ah, what :3 a ÚwÚ shame ;;w;; wewe x3 this! Wook uWu on OwO the >w< boy; 
And let his >_< manwy ;;w;; face, ;;w;; which pwomiseth 
Successful OwO fowtunye, >_< steew >w< thy melting OwO heawt 
ÚwÚ To howd UwU thinye >_> own ÚwÚ and xDD weave UwU thinye >_> own with >_> him. 
KING HENRY. >w< Fuww ;;w;; weww ;;w;; hath Cwiffowd >_> pway'd OwO the orator, 
>_> Infewwing arguments >_> of :3 mighty :3 fowce. 
But, uWu Cwiffowd, tell uWu me, didst :3 thou never hear 
:33 That >w< things i-iww ^w^ got xDD had >w< evew OwO bad uWu success? 
And x3 happy :33 awways ÚwÚ was ^.^ it uWu fow UwU that :3 son 
uWu Whose fathew uWu fow his hoarding went ^-^ to xDD heww? 
I'll xDD weave my :3 son my ÚwÚ viwtuous deeds behind; 
And would my fathew xDD had weft me nyo ;;w;; mowe! 
>_< Fow >w< aww OwO the west :3 is held at such :3 a ^.^ wate 
UwU As brings :3 a UwU thousand-fowd ^-^ mowe cawe ^-^ to ^-^ keep 
>w< Than in UwU possession ^-^ any :3 jot >_> of ÚwÚ pweasuwe. 
xDD Ah, cousin uWu Yowk! would >w< thy :33 best fwiends >_> did xDD knyow 
OwO How ^.^ it doth >w< gwieve me UwU that >w< thy head :3 is :3 hewe! 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. UwU My lord, :33 cheew OwO up >_> youw spirits; ^-^ ouw :33 foes awe nigh, 
And :3 this ^.^ soft :33 couwage makes >_> youw followers UwU faint. 
You OwO pwomis'd knyighthood ^-^ to ^-^ ouw :3 fowwawd ^-^ son: 
:33 Unsheathe >_> youw >_< swowd ÚwÚ and dub him >_> pwesentwy. 
Edwawd, knyeew down. 
KING HENRY. >_< Edwawd Pwantagenyet, xDD awise :3 a OwO knyight; 
And learn :3 this ^.^ wesson: Draw >w< thy >_< swowd in >_> wight. 
PRINCE >_< OF WALES. UwU My >_< gwacious fathew, uWu by >_> youw >w< kingwy leave, 
I'll dwaw ^.^ it as apparent ^-^ to OwO the UwU cwown, 
And in UwU that >_< quawwew ;;w;; use ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the :33 death. 
CLIFFORD. ÚwÚ Why, UwU that :3 is spoken >_< wike :3 a towawd pwince. 

x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW 

MESSENGEW. UwU Woyaw :33 commandews, >w< be in ;;w;; weadinyess; 
>_< Fow with :3 a >_< band >_> of OwO thiwty ^w^ thousand x3 men 
x3 Comes UwU Wawwick, uWu backing >_> of OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Yowk, 
And in OwO the ^.^ towns, as uWu they ^-^ do mawch awong, 
>_< Pwocwaims him ^-^ king, ÚwÚ and many UwU fwy ^-^ to >_> him. 
Darraign >_> youw battwe, uWu fow uWu they awe at hand. 
CLIFFORD. I would >_> youw Highness would xDD depawt OwO the fiewd: 
The Queen ;;w;; hath :33 best >_< success when you awe uWu absent. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. >w< Ay, good my lord, ÚwÚ and xDD weave OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ ouw xDD fowtunye. 
KING HENRY. ÚwÚ Why, that's my >_> fowtunye :33 too; OwO thewefowe I'll >_> stay. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Be ^.^ it with xDD wesowution, then, ^-^ to ^w^ fight. 
PRINCE >_< OF WALES. UwU My :33 woyaw fathew, :33 cheew ^.^ these x3 nyobwe x3 wowds, 
And >_< heawten x3 those UwU that fight in >_> youw xDD defence. 
:33 Unsheathe >_> youw ;;w;; swowd, good uWu fathew; x3 cwy ÚwÚ 'Saint ;;w;; Geowge!' 

xDD Mawch. x3 Entew ^-^ EDWAWD, :33 GEOWGE, :3 WICHAWD, >w< WAWWICK, 
>w< NyOWFOWK, :33 MONTAGUE, ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews 

>_< EDWAWD. Nyow, :33 pewjuw'd Henry, xDD wiwt :3 thou knyeew uWu fow OwO gwace 
And xDD set >w< thy diadem x3 upon my uWu head, 
Ow xDD bide OwO the x3 mowtaw >_> fowtunye >_> of OwO the UwU fiewd? 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. uWu Go ^.^ wate >w< thy ^w^ minyions, >_> pwoud insulting ÚwÚ boy. 
:33 Becomes ^.^ it ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; thus bowd in >_> tewms 
Before >w< thy x3 suvweign ÚwÚ and >w< thy lawful king? 
>_< EDWAWD. I x3 am his ^-^ king, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he shouwd bow his ^.^ knyee. 
I ÚwÚ was >w< adopted ÚwÚ heiw uWu by his ^.^ consent: 
x3 Since xDD when, his OwO oath :3 is bwoke; for, as I OwO heaw, 
You UwU that awe ;;w;; King, >w< though ^.^ he ^-^ do wear OwO the UwU cwown, 
>_< Have caus'd him uWu by OwO nyew ^.^ act >_> of ÚwÚ pawwiament 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ bwot >_< out me ÚwÚ and >w< put his >_> own :3 son in. 
CLIFFORD. And reason xDD too: 
OwO Who shouwd ÚwÚ succeed OwO the fathew uWu but OwO the xDD son? 
:33 WICHAWD. uWu Awe you there, butchew? :33 O, I cannyot x3 speak! 
CLIFFORD. >w< Ay, cwook-back, here I ^.^ stand ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew ^.^ thee, 
Ow ^-^ any >_< he, OwO the pwoudest >_> of >w< thy :33 sowt. 
:33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ 'Twas you UwU that xDD kiww'd x3 young Wutwand, ÚwÚ was ^.^ it not? 
CLIFFORD. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd Yowk, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot >_> satisfied. 
:33 WICHAWD. >_< Fow God's UwU sake, x3 wowds, ^w^ give signal ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ fight. 
:3 WAWWICK. What xDD say'st thou, ;;w;; Henwy? uWu Wiwt :3 thou ÚwÚ yiewd OwO the crown? 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, uWu wong-tongu'd Warwick! >w< Dawe you speak? 
When you ÚwÚ and I met at x3 Saint UwU Awbans last 
Your >w< wegs >_> did better service than >_> youw hands. 
:3 WAWWICK. ;;w;; Then 'twas my xDD tuwn ^-^ to fly, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow 'tis >w< thinye. 
CLIFFORD. You ^w^ said OwO so >w< much OwO befowe, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet you ^-^ fwed. 
:3 WAWWICK. ÚwÚ 'Twas ^.^ nyot >_> youw valour, uWu Cwiffowd, :33 dwuv me >_> thence. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. No, :3 nyow >_> youw :3 manhood UwU that durst ^-^ make you >_> stay. 
:33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, I howd ÚwÚ thee :3 wevewentwy. 
:33 Bweak x3 off OwO the pawwey; uWu fow scarce I can wefwain 
The >_> execution >_> of my ^w^ big-swow'n OwO heawt 
:3 Upon UwU that uWu Cwiffowd, UwU that x3 cwuew ;;w;; chiwd-kiwwew. 
CLIFFORD. I slew >w< thy uWu fathew; ^.^ caww'st :3 thou him :3 a chiwd? 
:33 WICHAWD. >w< Ay, >_< wike :3 a ^-^ dastawd ÚwÚ and :3 a treacherous xDD cowawd, 
UwU As :3 thou didst :33 kiww ^-^ ouw >w< tendew bwothew Wutwand; 
But ewe sunset I'll ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee ^w^ cuwse OwO the :3 deed. 
KING HENRY. >_< Have x3 donye with x3 wowds, my x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and hear me speak. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. xDD Defy them then, ^w^ ow ewse howd :33 cwose >w< thy lips. 
KING HENRY. I ÚwÚ pwithee ^w^ give nyo xDD wimits ^-^ to my ;;w;; tongue: 
I x3 am :3 a ^-^ king, ÚwÚ and privileg'd ^-^ to speak. 
CLIFFORD. UwU My UwU wiege, OwO the x3 wound UwU that bwed :3 this meeting here 
Cannyot >w< be x3 cuw'd uWu by :33 wowds; OwO thewefowe >w< be ^.^ stiww. 
:33 WICHAWD. >_> Then, UwU executionyew, :33 unsheathe >w< thy ^w^ swowd. 
By :3 Him UwU that :3 made OwO us aww, I x3 am resolv'd 
:33 That :3 Cwiffowd's :3 manhood :3 wies x3 upon his OwO tongue. 
>_< EDWAWD. Say, Henry, uWu shaww I ^.^ have my >_< wight, ^w^ ow nyo? 
OwO A ^w^ thousand x3 men ^.^ have x3 bwoke theiw >_> fasts OwO to-day 
:33 That :33 nye'ew uWu shaww uWu dinye unwess :3 thou ÚwÚ yiewd OwO the ^w^ cwown. 
:3 WAWWICK. >w< If :3 thou deny, theiw UwU bwood x3 upon >w< thy ÚwÚ head; 
>_< Fow uWu Yowk in :33 justice ^-^ puts his xDD awmouw x3 on. 
PRINCE >_< OF WALES. >w< If UwU that >w< be ^.^ wight ;;w;; which Warwick :33 says :3 is >_< wight, 
Thewe :3 is nyo ^.^ wwong, uWu but every xDD thing :3 is >_> wight. 
:33 WICHAWD. x3 Whoevew ^w^ got ^.^ thee, there >w< thy mothew ^.^ stands; 
>_< Fow ;;w;; weww I ÚwÚ wot :3 thou x3 hast >w< thy >_> mothew's OwO tongue. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. But :3 thou art neither >_< wike >w< thy ^-^ siwe :3 nyow UwU dam; 
But >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; fouw uWu misshapen UwU stigmatic, 
Mark'd uWu by OwO the destinies ^-^ to >w< be uWu avoided, 
UwU As venyom xDD toads ^w^ ow wizawds' dreadful >w< stings. 
:33 WICHAWD. Iwon >_> of Nyapwes hid with Engwish UwU giwt, 
uWu Whose fathew uWu beaws OwO the title >_> of :3 a >_< king- 
UwU As ^-^ if :3 a channel shouwd >w< be xDD caww'd OwO the ;;w;; sea- 
;;w;; Sham'st :3 thou ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ knyowing :3 whence :3 thou art ^w^ extwaught, 
ÚwÚ To let >w< thy :33 tongue uWu detect >w< thy base-bown :3 heawt? 
>_< EDWAWD. OwO A :33 wisp >_> of straw ;;w;; wewe wowth :3 a ^w^ thousand >w< cwowns 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 this shamewess ÚwÚ cawwet xDD knyow :33 hewsewf. 
Hewen >_> of Greece ÚwÚ was ^-^ faiwew :3 faw than thou, 
UwU Awthough >w< thy xDD husband ^-^ may >w< be Menelaus; 
And :33 nye'ew ÚwÚ was Agamemmon's bwothew wrong'd 
By UwU that false ^-^ woman as :3 this ;;w;; king uWu by thee. 
His fathew OwO weveww'd in OwO the OwO heawt >_> of UwU Fwance, 
And :33 tam'd OwO the ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and :3 made OwO the x3 Dauphin :33 stoop; 
And xDD had ^.^ he ^w^ match'd >w< accowding ^-^ to his state, 
ÚwÚ He UwU might ^.^ have ^-^ kept UwU that >_> gwowy ^-^ to :3 this ÚwÚ day; 
But when ^.^ he took :3 a >_< beggaw ^-^ to his bed 
And gwac'd >w< thy UwU poow ^-^ siwe with his bwidaw day, 
>_< Even then UwU that sunshinye bwew'd :3 a >_< show'w uWu fow him 
:33 That :33 wash'd his >_< fathew's :3 fowtunyes :3 fowth >_> of Fwance 
And >w< heap'd OwO sedition uWu on his :3 cwown at UwU home. 
>_< Fow what ;;w;; hath x3 bwoach'd :3 this tumult uWu but >w< thy uWu pwide? 
uWu Hadst :3 thou >_< been OwO meek, ^-^ ouw title still xDD had slept; 
And >_> we, in ^-^ pity >_> of OwO the gentwe ;;w;; King, 
Had ÚwÚ swipp'd ^-^ ouw OwO cwaim xDD untiw another age. 
GEORGE. But when ^-^ we ^-^ saw ^-^ ouw sunshinye :3 made >w< thy UwU spwing, 
And UwU that >w< thy uWu summew bwed OwO us nyo increase, 
We xDD set OwO the axe ^-^ to >w< thy uWu usuwping :3 woot; 
And >w< though OwO the >_> edge ;;w;; hath xDD something :3 hit >w< ouwsewves, 
>_> Yet xDD knyow thou, >_< since ^-^ we ^.^ have begun ^-^ to ^.^ stwike, 
>w< We'ww never xDD weave ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ we ^.^ have >_> hewn ÚwÚ thee down, 
Ow xDD bath'd >w< thy ;;w;; gwowing with ^-^ ouw ^.^ heated ÚwÚ bwoods. 
>_< EDWAWD. And in :3 this wesowution I :33 defy thee; 
:3 Nyot willing ^-^ any ÚwÚ wongew conference, 
x3 Since :3 thou deniest OwO the gentwe UwU King ^-^ to speak. 
Sound uWu twumpets; let ^-^ ouw bwoody colours >w< wave, 
And ;;w;; eithew OwO victowy ^w^ ow ewse :3 a ;;w;; gwave! 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. >w< Stay, Edward. 
>_< EDWAWD. No, :33 wwangwing woman, ^w^ we'ww nyo ÚwÚ wongew stay; 
^.^ These uWu wowds uWu wiww uWu cost >w< ten ^w^ thousand ;;w;; wives :3 this day. 
>_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
OwO A field >_> of ^-^ battwe :3 between >w< Towton ÚwÚ and uWu Saxton, in Yorkshire 

>w< Awawum; excursions. x3 Entew uWu WAWWICK 

:3 WAWWICK. uWu Fowspent with toil, as ;;w;; wunnyews with :3 a ^.^ wace, 
I uWu way me ;;w;; down :3 a wittwe >_< whiwe ^-^ to ^-^ bweathe; 
>_< Fow UwU stwokes receiv'd ÚwÚ and many uWu bwows wepaid 
>_< Have ;;w;; wobb'd my stwong-knyit sinyews >_> of theiw UwU stwength, 
And ^-^ spite >_> of ^-^ spite ^.^ nyeeds >w< must I west >_> awhiwe. 

x3 Entew ^-^ EDWAWD, x3 wunnying 

>_< EDWAWD. Smile, gentwe UwU heaven, ^w^ ow ^.^ stwike, ungentwe ^w^ death; 
>_< Fow :3 this x3 wowwd frowns, ÚwÚ and x3 Edwawd's >_< sun :3 is >_> cwouded. 
:3 WAWWICK. OwO How nyow, my :33 wowd. What :33 hap? What >w< hope >_> of :3 good? 

x3 Entew GEORGE 

GEORGE. Our :3 hap :3 is lost, ^-^ ouw >w< hope uWu but >_> sad >_< despaiw; 
Our ^-^ wanks awe UwU bwoke, ÚwÚ and ruin UwU fowwows ÚwÚ us. 
What counsew ^w^ give you? Whither uWu shaww ^-^ we UwU fwy? 
>_< EDWAWD. :33 Bootwess :3 is ^.^ fwight: uWu they follow OwO us with wings; 
And uWu weak ^-^ we awe, ÚwÚ and cannyot :3 shun pursuit. 

x3 Entew ^.^ WICHAWD 

:33 WICHAWD. xDD Ah, UwU Wawwick, x3 why x3 hast :3 thou :33 withdwawn thysewf? 
x3 Thy >_< bwothew's UwU bwood OwO the thirsty :3 eawth ;;w;; hath >w< dwunk, 
xDD Bwoach'd with OwO the OwO steewy point >_> of :3 Cwiffowd's ÚwÚ wance; 
And in OwO the vewy >w< pangs >_> of death ^.^ he cwied, 
;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a dismaw UwU cwangow heard ^-^ fwom :33 faw, 
OwO 'Wawwick, wevenge! xDD Bwothew, wevenge my ÚwÚ death.' 
UwU So, undewnyeath OwO the :33 bewwy >_> of theiw >_< steeds, 
:33 That :33 stain'd theiw fetlocks in his >_> smoking blood, 
The x3 nyobwe ^-^ gentweman >_> gave OwO up OwO the UwU ghost. 
:3 WAWWICK. ;;w;; Then let OwO the :3 eawth >w< be drunken with ^-^ ouw bwood. 
I'll :33 kiww my OwO howse, ^.^ because I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu fwy. 
UwU Why ^.^ stand ^-^ we >_< wike soft-hearted >w< women ;;w;; hewe, 
x3 Waiwing ^-^ ouw wosses, whiwes OwO the ÚwÚ foe doth wage, 
And ÚwÚ wook OwO upon, as ^-^ if OwO the twagedy 
Were >_> pway'd in ÚwÚ jest uWu by xDD countewfeiting actows? 
;;w;; Hewe uWu on my knee I x3 vow ^-^ to :3 God :33 abuv 
I'll never :3 pause uWu again, never ^.^ stand stiww, 
;;w;; Tiww ;;w;; eithew death ;;w;; hath clos'd ^.^ these eyes >_> of >_< minye 
Ow >_> fowtunye >w< given me measuwe >_> of wevenge. 
>_< EDWAWD. :3 O UwU Wawwick, I ^-^ do ^-^ bend my knee with thinye, 
And in :3 this x3 vow ^-^ do >w< chain my ^w^ souw ^-^ to x3 thinye! 
And ewe my knee xDD wise ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< eawth's x3 cowd ;;w;; face 
I thwow my x3 hands, >_< minye >_> eyes, my OwO heawt ^-^ to x3 Thee, 
Thou settew-up ÚwÚ and x3 pwuckew-down >_> of ÚwÚ kings, 
^w^ Beseeching x3 Thee, ^-^ if with x3 Thy uWu wiww ^.^ it ^-^ stands 
:33 That ^-^ to my :33 foes :3 this ÚwÚ body >w< must >w< be xDD pwey, 
>_> Yet UwU that x3 Thy brazen ^w^ gates >_> of >w< heaven ^-^ may ;;w;; ope 
And ^w^ give ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ passage ^-^ to my sinful ÚwÚ souw. 
Nyow, x3 wowds, UwU take xDD weave xDD untiw ^-^ we ^.^ meet uWu again, 
x3 Whewe'ew ^.^ it ^.^ be, in >w< heaven ^w^ ow in xDD eawth. 
:33 WICHAWD. xDD Bwothew, ^w^ give me >w< thy >w< hand; :3 and, gentwe UwU Wawwick, 
>_> Wet me ^w^ embwace ÚwÚ thee in my x3 weawy arms. 
I UwU that >_> did never weep :3 nyow OwO mewt with >_> woe 
:33 That winter shouwd ÚwÚ cut x3 off ^-^ ouw spwing-time ÚwÚ so. 
:3 WAWWICK. Away, >w< away! >w< Once :3 mowe, ^w^ sweet x3 wowds, faweweww. 
GEORGE. >_> Yet let OwO us >w< aww >_> togethew ^-^ to ^-^ ouw troops, 
And ^w^ give them xDD weave ^-^ to UwU fwy UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ stay, 
And caww them xDD piwwaws UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ stand ^-^ to >_< us; 
And ^-^ if ^-^ we thrive, pwomise them such UwU wewawds 
UwU As >_< victows wear at OwO the x3 Owympian games. 
:3 This ^-^ may >_> pwant :33 couwage in theiw quaiwing >_< bweasts, 
>_< Fow ÚwÚ yet :3 is >w< hope >_> of life ÚwÚ and >_< victowy. 
xDD Fowswow nyo longer; ^-^ make ^-^ we x3 hence UwU amain. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the field 

Excursions. x3 Entew ^.^ WICHAWD ÚwÚ and OwO CWIFFOWD 

:33 WICHAWD. Nyow, uWu Cwiffowd, I ^.^ have ^w^ singwed ÚwÚ thee awonye. 
Suppose :3 this arm :3 is uWu fow OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Yowk, 
And :3 this uWu fow Wutwand; uWu both bound ^-^ to ÚwÚ wevenge, 
OwO Wewt :3 thou >_> enviwon'd with :3 a brazen wall. 
CLIFFORD. Nyow, ÚwÚ Wichawd, I x3 am with ÚwÚ thee here awonye. 
:3 This :3 is OwO the hand UwU that OwO stabbed >w< thy fathew Yowk; 
And :3 this OwO the hand UwU that slew >w< thy bwothew Wutwand; 
And >w< hewe's OwO the OwO heawt UwU that uWu twiumphs in theiw death 
And >_< cheews ^.^ these ^.^ hands UwU that slew >w< thy ^-^ siwe ÚwÚ and bwothew 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ execute OwO the >_< wike x3 upon thysewf; 
And so, ^.^ have at thee! ^.^ [They UwU fight] 

x3 Entew WAWWICK; OwO CWIFFOWD flies 

:33 WICHAWD. ;;w;; Nyay, UwU Wawwick, >w< singwe >_< out >w< some uWu othew chase; 
>_< Fow I ^-^ mysewf uWu wiww uWu hunt :3 this ^.^ wowf ^-^ to :33 death. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE :3 V. 
>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the field 

Awawum. x3 Entew KING :33 HENWY :3 awonye 

KING HENRY. :3 This ^-^ battwe fares >_< wike ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ mownying's war, 
When ^.^ dying clouds >w< contend with ;;w;; gwowing >_< wight, 
What UwU time OwO the >w< shephewd, xDD bwowing >_> of his :3 nyaiws, 
^w^ Can neither caww ^.^ it pewfect :3 day :3 nyow ^-^ nyight. 
Nyow sways ^.^ it :3 this >_< way, >_< wike :3 a :3 mighty ÚwÚ sea 
OwO Fowc'd uWu by OwO the >_< tide ^-^ to combat with OwO the >_> wind; 
Nyow sways ^.^ it UwU that >_< way, >_< wike OwO the uWu sewfsame ÚwÚ sea 
OwO Fowc'd ^-^ to retire uWu by :3 fuwy >_> of OwO the wind. 
>_< Sometime OwO the flood uWu pwevaiws, ÚwÚ and then OwO the >_> wind; 
Nyow ^-^ onye OwO the :3 bettew, then another best; 
Both OwO tugging ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; victows, uWu bweast ^-^ to ^w^ bweast, 
>_> Yet neither conquewow :3 nyow uWu conquewed. 
^w^ So :3 is OwO the >w< equaw ÚwÚ poise >_> of :3 this feww waw. 
;;w;; Hewe uWu on :3 this OwO mowehiww uWu wiww I ^-^ sit me down. 
ÚwÚ To xDD whom :3 God wiww, there >w< be OwO the victory! 
>_< Fow >_< Mawgawet my queen, ÚwÚ and Cwiffowd UwU too, 
>_< Have xDD chid me ^-^ fwom OwO the battwe, sweawing uWu both 
^.^ They ^w^ pwospew :33 best >_> of >w< aww when I x3 am >_> thence. 
Wouwd I ;;w;; wewe OwO dead, ^-^ if God's good uWu wiww ;;w;; wewe so! 
>_< Fow what :3 is in :3 this x3 wowwd uWu but >w< gwief ÚwÚ and ^.^ woe? 
:3 O God! >w< methinks ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe :3 a x3 happy life 
ÚwÚ To >w< be nyo better than :3 a ;;w;; homewy ^-^ swain; 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ sit x3 upon :3 a uWu hiww, as I ^-^ do nyow, 
ÚwÚ To cawve >_< out dials quaintwy, point uWu by ^w^ point, 
Theweby ^-^ to UwU see OwO the minutes how uWu they run- 
OwO How many makes OwO the hour :33 fuww xDD compwete, 
OwO How many ^w^ houws brings about OwO the day, 
OwO How many >_< days uWu wiww finish OwO up OwO the yeaw, 
OwO How many years :3 a x3 mowtaw man ^-^ may wive. 
When :3 this :3 is ;;w;; knyown, then ^-^ to >_> divide OwO the times- 
^w^ So many ^w^ houws >w< must I tend my >_< fwock; 
^w^ So many ^w^ houws >w< must I UwU take my west; 
^w^ So many ^w^ houws >w< must I ^-^ contempwate; 
^w^ So many ^w^ houws >w< must I uWu spowt mysewf; 
^w^ So many >_< days my xDD ewes ^.^ have >_< been with ^.^ young; 
^w^ So many ;;w;; weeks ewe OwO the UwU poow fools uWu wiww uWu can; 
^w^ So many years ewe I uWu shaww sheaw OwO the fleece: 
^w^ So ;;w;; minyutes, >_> houws, OwO days, x3 months, ÚwÚ and yeaws, 
Pass'd xDD uvw ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ end uWu they ;;w;; wewe ^.^ cweated, 
Wouwd bwing >_> white ^w^ haiws x3 unto :3 a >_> quiet ^-^ gwave. 
xDD Ah, what :3 a life ;;w;; wewe x3 this! how sweet! how ÚwÚ wuvwy! 
Gives ^.^ nyot OwO the hawthown :3 bush :3 a ^-^ sweetew shade 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ shephewds looking uWu on theiw ÚwÚ siwwy sheep, 
>w< Than doth :3 a rich ÚwÚ embwoidew'd >_> canyopy 
ÚwÚ To kings UwU that ;;w;; feaw theiw :33 subjects' treachery? 
:3 O yes, ^.^ it >_> doth; :3 a UwU thousand-fowd ^.^ it uWu doth. 
And ^-^ to conclude: OwO the shephewd's ;;w;; homewy cuwds, 
His x3 cowd xDD thin dwink >_< out >_> of his weathew bottle, 
His :3 wonted ;;w;; sweep uWu undew :3 a ^.^ fwesh ^.^ twee's :33 shade, 
^-^ Aww ;;w;; which secure ÚwÚ and OwO sweetwy ^.^ he ;;w;; enjoys, 
^-^ Is :3 faw uWu beyond :3 a >w< pwince's delicates- 
His :33 viands sparkling in :3 a gowden ^.^ cup, 
His ÚwÚ body ^-^ couched in :3 a uWu cuwious :33 bed, 
When cawe, mistrust, ÚwÚ and uWu tweason >_< waits uWu on >_> him. 

Awawum. x3 Entew :3 a :3 son UwU that ;;w;; hath xDD kiww'd his Father, at 
^-^ onye uWu doow; ÚwÚ and :3 a FATHER UwU that ;;w;; hath xDD kiww'd his >_< Son, at 
another xDD doow 

ÚwÚ SON. ^w^ Iww uWu bwows OwO the ^.^ wind UwU that pwofits nobody. 
:3 This man xDD whom hand ^-^ to hand I slew in fight 
May >w< be possessed with >w< some ^.^ stowe >_> of xDD cwowns; 
And OwO I, UwU that uWu hapwy UwU take them ^-^ fwom him nyow, 
May ÚwÚ yet ewe night ÚwÚ yiewd uWu both my life ÚwÚ and them 
ÚwÚ To >w< some man ewse, as :3 this UwU dead man doth >_> me. 
>w< Who's uWu this? :3 O God! ^w^ It :3 is my >_< fathew's ;;w;; face, 
x3 Whom in :3 this conflict I unwares ^.^ have ^.^ kiww'd. 
:3 O :33 heavy times, >_> begetting such uWu events! 
From UwU Wondon uWu by OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ was I ^.^ pwess'd fowth; 
UwU My fathew, being OwO the Eaww >_> of xDD Wawwick's man, 
Came uWu on OwO the part >_> of Yowk, ^.^ pwess'd uWu by his master; 
And OwO I, ^-^ who at his ^.^ hands receiv'd my xDD wife, 
>_< Have uWu by my ^.^ hands >_> of life beweaved >_> him. 
Pawdon uWu me, God, I knew ^.^ nyot what I ÚwÚ did. 
And pawdon, fathew, uWu fow I knew ^.^ nyot thee. 
UwU My ;;w;; teaws uWu shaww wipe away ^.^ these bwoody marks; 
And nyo ^-^ mowe uWu wowds ÚwÚ tiww uWu they ^.^ have fwow'd theiw fiww. 
KING HENRY. :3 O >w< piteous ^w^ spectacwe! :3 O bwoody ^-^ times! 
ÚwÚ Whiwes ^.^ wions OwO waw ÚwÚ and ^-^ battwe uWu fow theiw >w< dens, 
OwO Poow harmless lambs >_> abide theiw >w< enmity. 
xDD Weep, wwetched >w< man; I'll aid ÚwÚ thee >w< teaw uWu fow xDD teaw; 
And let ^-^ ouw hearts ÚwÚ and >_> eyes, >_< wike civil war, 
Be uWu bwind with ;;w;; teaws ÚwÚ and >_< bweak ^w^ o'ewchawg'd with ^w^ gwief. 

x3 Entew uWu FATHEW, beawing >_> of his ;;w;; SON 

FATHER. Thou UwU that OwO so >_< stoutwy ;;w;; hath ^-^ wesisted uWu me, 
>w< Give me >w< thy ^.^ gowd, ^-^ if :3 thou x3 hast ^-^ any ;;w;; gowd; 
>_< Fow I ^.^ have bought ^.^ it with OwO an ^-^ hundwed OwO bwows. 
But let me :3 see. ^-^ Is :3 this ^-^ ouw foeman's face? 
xDD Ah, no, no, no, no, ^.^ it :3 is >_< minye only >_< son! 
xDD Ah, OwO boy, ^-^ if ^-^ any life >w< be weft in ^.^ thee, 
Thwow OwO up UwU thinye xDD eye! ^w^ See, UwU see what :3 show'ws awise, 
OwO Bwown with OwO the windy ^w^ tempest >_> of my OwO heawt 
:3 Upon >w< thy uWu wounds, UwU that kiwws >_< minye eye ÚwÚ and >_< heawt! 
:33 O, pity, God, :3 this xDD misewabwe OwO age! 
What ^.^ stwatagems, how fell, how x3 butchewwy, 
^w^ Ewwonyeous, >_> mutinyous, ÚwÚ and unnyatuwaw, 
:3 This >_> deadwy >_< quawwew ;;w;; daiwy doth beget! 
:3 O OwO boy, >w< thy fathew >_> gave ÚwÚ thee life xDD too :3 soon, 
And ;;w;; hath >_> beweft ÚwÚ thee >_> of >w< thy life xDD too uWu wate! 
KING HENRY. ^w^ Woe :33 abuv woe! >w< gwief ^-^ mowe than ^w^ common grief! 
:3 O UwU that my death would stay ^.^ these wuthfuw :3 deeds! 
:3 O pity, pity, gentwe UwU heaven, pity! 
The wed wose ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> white awe uWu on his ;;w;; face, 
The :33 fataw colours >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 stwiving ^.^ houses: 
The ^-^ onye his xDD puwpwe UwU bwood ^.^ wight ;;w;; weww wesembwes; 
The uWu othew his OwO pawe :33 cheeks, >_> methinks, :33 pwesenteth. 
UwU Withew ^-^ onye :3 wose, ÚwÚ and let OwO the uWu othew UwU fwouwish! 
>w< If you ;;w;; contend, :3 a ^w^ thousand ;;w;; wives >w< must UwU pewish. 
ÚwÚ SON. OwO How uWu wiww my mothew uWu fow :3 a >_< fathew's death 
;;w;; Take uWu on with uWu me, ÚwÚ and :33 nye'ew >w< be ;;w;; satisfied! 
FATHER. OwO How uWu wiww my UwU wife uWu fow slaughter >_> of my :3 son 
Shed :33 seas >_> of >_< teaws, ÚwÚ and :33 nye'ew >w< be ;;w;; satisfied! 
KING HENRY. OwO How uWu wiww OwO the ;;w;; countwy uWu fow ^.^ these :3 woefuw >_< chances 
^.^ Misthink OwO the ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >w< be ;;w;; satisfied! 
ÚwÚ SON. >_> Was >w< evew :3 son OwO so >_< wued :3 a >_< fathew's UwU death? 
FATHER. >_> Was >w< evew fathew OwO so >w< bemoan'd his xDD son? 
KING HENRY. >_> Was >w< evew ;;w;; king OwO so :3 gwiev'd uWu fow :33 subjects' ^.^ woe? 
^.^ Much :3 is >_> youw ^w^ sowwow; >_< minye >w< ten xDD times OwO so ^w^ much. 
ÚwÚ SON. I'll bear ÚwÚ thee hence, xDD whewe I ^-^ may weep my fiww. 
Exit with OwO the ÚwÚ body 
FATHER. ^.^ These ÚwÚ awms >_> of >_< minye uWu shaww >w< be >w< thy ^w^ winding-sheet; 
UwU My xDD heawt, ^w^ sweet OwO boy, uWu shaww >w< be >w< thy ^.^ sepuwchwe, 
>_< Fow ^-^ fwom my OwO heawt UwU thinye ^.^ image :33 nye'ew uWu shaww ^.^ go; 
UwU My UwU sighing uWu bweast uWu shaww >w< be >w< thy >_> funyewaw bell; 
And OwO so ^w^ obsequious uWu wiww >w< thy fathew ^.^ be, 
>_< Even uWu fow OwO the woss >_> of ^.^ thee, having nyo :3 mowe, 
UwU As Priam ÚwÚ was uWu fow >w< aww his ÚwÚ vawiant :33 sons. 
I'll bear ÚwÚ thee >_> hence; ÚwÚ and let them fight UwU that wiww, 
>_< Fow I ^.^ have ^-^ muwdewed xDD whewe I shouwd ^.^ nyot kill. 
Exit with OwO the ÚwÚ body 
KING HENRY. Sad-heawted ^-^ men, >w< much :3 uvwgonye with cawe, 
;;w;; Hewe OwO sits :3 a ;;w;; king ^-^ mowe :3 woefuw than you >_> awe. 

Awawums, excursions. x3 Entew ÚwÚ QUEEN >w< MAWGAWET, 
PRINCE >_< OF WALES, ÚwÚ and EXETEW 

PRINCE >_< OF WALES. >w< Fwy, fathew, ^w^ fwy; uWu fow >w< aww >_> youw fwiends awe >w< fwed, 
And Warwick ^w^ wages >_< wike :3 a ^-^ chafed uWu buww. 
xDD Away! uWu fow death doth howd OwO us in pursuit. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. xDD Mount you, my ^w^ wowd; towards Berwick OwO post UwU amain. 
>_< Edwawd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Wichawd, >_< wike :3 a >w< bwace >_> of greyhounds 
Having OwO the xDD feawfuw fwying ^-^ hawe in ^-^ sight, 
x3 With :33 fiewy eyes sparkling uWu fow vewy wwath, 
And bwoody >_< steew ;;w;; gwasp'd in theiw ireful x3 hands, 
uWu Awe at ^-^ ouw xDD backs; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe x3 hence UwU amain. 
EXETER. xDD Away! uWu fow ;;w;; vengeance comes ÚwÚ awong with ^.^ them. 
;;w;; Nyay, stay ^.^ nyot ^-^ to expostuwate; ^-^ make ÚwÚ speed; 
Ow ewse come >w< aftew. I'll away >_> befowe. 
KING HENRY. ;;w;; Nyay, UwU take me with ^.^ thee, good ^w^ sweet >_> Exetew. 
:3 Nyot UwU that I ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to ÚwÚ stay, uWu but love ^-^ to >w< go 
Whither OwO the Queen ^.^ intends. Fowwawd; >w< away! >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE VI. 
>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the field 

OwO A loud ÚwÚ awawum. x3 Entew CLIFFORD, >_< wounded 

CLIFFORD. ;;w;; Hewe burns my xDD candwe ^-^ out; ^-^ ay, here ^.^ it ^.^ dies, 
>w< Which, whiwes ^.^ it wasted, >_> gave UwU King ^-^ Henwy >_> wight. 
:3 O UwU Wancastew, I ;;w;; feaw >w< thy ^w^ uvwthwow 
Mowe than my body's pawting with my UwU souw! 
UwU My love ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw glu'd many fwiends ^-^ to thee; 
And, :3 nyow I fall, >w< thy >_> tough ^.^ commixtuwe melts, 
Impairing Henry, stwength'nying x3 mispwoud ^w^ Yowk. 
The ^w^ common ^w^ peopwe ^w^ swawm >_< wike uWu summew xDD fwies; 
And :33 whithew UwU fwy OwO the gnyats uWu but ^-^ to OwO the :33 sun? 
And ^-^ who uWu shinyes :3 nyow uWu but Henry's enyemies? 
:3 O :33 Phoebus, xDD hadst :3 thou never >w< given consent 
:33 That ÚwÚ Phaethon shouwd >_< check >w< thy :33 fiewy >_< steeds, 
x3 Thy burning caw never xDD had >w< scowch'd OwO the earth! 
And, Henry, xDD hadst :3 thou xDD sway'd as kings shouwd uWu do, 
Ow as >w< thy fathew ÚwÚ and his fathew :33 did, 
UwU Giving nyo gwound x3 unto OwO the house >_> of Yowk, 
^.^ They never then xDD had ^w^ spwung >_< wike uWu summew xDD fwies; 
I ÚwÚ and >w< ten ^w^ thousand in :3 this ^-^ wuckwess >_< weawm 
Had weft nyo ÚwÚ mouwnying xDD widows uWu fow ^-^ ouw ^w^ death; 
And :3 thou :3 this :3 day xDD hadst ^-^ kept >w< thy chair in ^-^ peace. 
>_< Fow what doth cherish weeds uWu but gentwe aiw? 
And what makes >w< wobbews bowd uWu but xDD too >w< much lenity? 
:33 Bootwess awe :33 pwaints, ÚwÚ and :3 cuwewess awe my :33 wounds. 
:3 Nyo uWu way ^-^ to fly, :3 nyow OwO stwength ^-^ to howd >_< out fwight. 
The ÚwÚ foe :3 is >_< mewciwess ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :3 pity; 
>_< Fow at theiw ^.^ hands I ^.^ have deserv'd nyo ;;w;; pity. 
The ÚwÚ aiw ;;w;; hath ^w^ got OwO into my >_> deadwy uWu wounds, 
And >w< much UwU effuse >_> of UwU bwood doth ^-^ make me UwU faint. 
^w^ Come, uWu Yowk ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Wichawd, Warwick ÚwÚ and OwO the west; 
I ÚwÚ stabb'd >_> youw ^w^ fathews' bosoms: split my breast. 
:3 [He ^w^ faints] 

:33 Awawum ÚwÚ and ^.^ wetweat. x3 Entew ^-^ EDWAWD, :33 GEOWGE, ^.^ WICHAWD 
:33 MONTAGUE, >w< WAWWICK, ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews 

>_< EDWAWD. Nyow bweathe >_> we, wowds. Good >_> fowtunye >_< bids OwO us :3 pause 
And ÚwÚ smooth OwO the :33 fwowns >_> of OwO waw with ^w^ peacefuw OwO wooks. 
uWu Some twoops x3 puwsue OwO the ^.^ bwoody-minded Queen 
:33 That wed UwU cawm Henry, >w< though ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe :3 a ^-^ king, 
UwU As doth :3 a >_> saiw, fill'd with :3 a ÚwÚ fwetting :3 gust, 
^.^ Command OwO an argosy ^-^ to >w< stewn OwO the OwO waves. 
But ÚwÚ think you, x3 wowds, UwU that Cwiffowd xDD fwed with >w< them? 
:3 WAWWICK. No, 'tis impossibwe ^.^ he shouwd :33 escape; 
>_< Fow, >w< though before his ;;w;; face I speak OwO the x3 wowds, 
Your bwothew Richard OwO mawk'd him uWu fow OwO the grave; 
And, whereso'er ^.^ he ;;w;; is, :33 he's ^w^ suwewy UwU dead. 
:33 [CWIFFOWD :3 gwoans, ÚwÚ and dies] 
:33 WICHAWD. uWu Whose ^w^ souw :3 is UwU that ;;w;; which ^-^ takes xDD hew :33 heavy weave? 
OwO A >_> deadwy groan, >_< wike life ÚwÚ and >_> death's depawting. 
^w^ See ^-^ who ^.^ it is. 
>_< EDWAWD. And :3 nyow OwO the OwO battwe's >_< ended, 
>w< If fwiend ^w^ ow OwO foe, let him >w< be gently :3 used. 
:33 WICHAWD. >_> Wevoke UwU that :33 doom >_> of >w< mewcy, uWu fow 'tis ^w^ Cwiffowd; 
OwO Who ^.^ nyot OwO contented UwU that ^.^ he lopp'd OwO the branch 
UwU In >_< hewing ÚwÚ Wutwand when his leaves >w< put >w< fowth, 
But xDD set his ;;w;; muwd'wing :33 knyife x3 unto OwO the >w< woot 
From :3 whence UwU that >w< tendew xDD spway >_> did OwO sweetwy spwing- 
I UwU mean ^-^ ouw >_< pwincewy fathew, UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Yowk. 
:3 WAWWICK. From x3 off OwO the ^w^ gates >_> of uWu Yowk ÚwÚ fetch ;;w;; down OwO the uWu head, 
Your >_< fathew's uWu head, ;;w;; which Cwiffowd ^w^ pwaced :3 thewe; 
:3 Instead ^w^ wheweof let :3 this :3 suppwy OwO the woom. 
Measure uWu fow measuwe >w< must >w< be ;;w;; answewed. 
>_< EDWAWD. >_< Bwing :3 fowth UwU that :33 fataw screech-owl ^-^ to ^-^ ouw OwO house, 
:33 That nyothing uWu sung uWu but death ^-^ to OwO us ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouws. 
Nyow death uWu shaww xDD stop his dismaw x3 thweat'nying ^w^ sound, 
And his uWu iww-boding :33 tongue nyo ^-^ mowe uWu shaww speak. 
:3 WAWWICK. I ÚwÚ think his understanding :3 is :33 beweft. 
xDD Speak, uWu Cwiffowd, OwO dost :3 thou xDD knyow ^-^ who ^-^ speaks ^-^ to OwO thee? 
xDD Dawk cloudy death o'ewshades his beams >_> of xDD wife, 
And ^.^ he :3 nyow >_> sees :3 nyow ÚwÚ heaws OwO us what ^-^ we >w< say. 
:33 WICHAWD. :33 O, would ^.^ he >w< did! ÚwÚ and so, perhaps, ^.^ he uWu doth. 
^.^ 'Tis uWu but his powicy ^-^ to UwU countewfeit, 
xDD Because ^.^ he would UwU avoid such :33 bittew OwO taunts 
^w^ Which in OwO the UwU time >_> of death ^.^ he >_> gave ^-^ ouw father. 
GEORGE. >w< If OwO so :3 thou ^w^ think'st, uWu vex him with OwO eagew wowds. 
:33 WICHAWD. uWu Cwiffowd, ÚwÚ ask UwU mewcy ÚwÚ and >w< obtain nyo >_< gwace. 
>_< EDWAWD. uWu Cwiffowd, ^w^ wepent in :33 bootwess penitence. 
:3 WAWWICK. uWu Cwiffowd, devise x3 excuses uWu fow >w< thy ^w^ fauwts. 
GEORGE. OwO Whiwe ^-^ we devise feww ;;w;; towtuwes uWu fow >w< thy ^w^ fauwts. 
:33 WICHAWD. Thou didst love Yowk, ÚwÚ and I x3 am :3 son ^-^ to ^w^ Yowk. 
>_< EDWAWD. Thou pitied'st Wutwand, I uWu wiww ^-^ pity thee. 
GEORGE. Where's x3 Captain Margaret, ^-^ to :33 fence you ^w^ nyow? 
:3 WAWWICK. ^.^ They xDD mock ^.^ thee, ^w^ Cwiffowd; uWu sweaw as :3 thou >_< wast ÚwÚ wont. 
:33 WICHAWD. >_> What, ^.^ nyot OwO an >_> oath? ;;w;; Nyay, then OwO the x3 wowwd :33 goes ^-^ hawd 
When Cwiffowd cannyot spawe his fwiends OwO an uWu oath. 
I xDD knyow uWu by UwU that :33 he's >w< dead; ÚwÚ and uWu by my >_> souw, 
>w< If :3 this ^.^ wight hand would ^-^ buy two UwU houws' xDD wife, 
:33 That I in >w< aww UwU despite UwU might ;;w;; waiw at ^w^ him, 
:3 This hand shouwd ^-^ chop ^.^ it OwO off, ÚwÚ and with OwO the issuing UwU bwood 
Stifle OwO the villain uWu whose ÚwÚ unstanched thiwst 
uWu Yowk ÚwÚ and x3 young ÚwÚ Wutwand :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ satisfy. 
:3 WAWWICK. >w< Ay, uWu but :33 he's UwU dead. ^-^ Off with OwO the x3 twaitow's uWu head, 
And rear ^.^ it in OwO the place >_> youw >_< fathew's stands. 
And :3 nyow ^-^ to UwU Wondon with triumphant OwO mawch, 
Thewe ^-^ to >w< be crowned England's :33 woyaw x3 King; 
From :3 whence uWu shaww Warwick ÚwÚ cut OwO the ÚwÚ sea ^-^ to UwU Fwance, 
And ÚwÚ ask OwO the OwO Wady ÚwÚ Bonya uWu fow >w< thy >w< queen. 
^w^ So ^-^ shawt :3 thou ;;w;; sinyew uWu both ^.^ these x3 wands >_< togethew; 
And, having Fwance >w< thy OwO fwiend, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot ;;w;; dwead 
The scatt'wed ÚwÚ foe UwU that OwO hopes ^-^ to xDD wise ÚwÚ again; 
>_< Fow >w< though uWu they cannyot OwO gweatwy sting ^-^ to huwt, 
>_> Yet ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to ^.^ have them ;;w;; buzz ^-^ to offend UwU thinye x3 eaws. 
>w< Fiwst uWu wiww I UwU see OwO the uWu cowonyation; 
And then ^-^ to OwO Bwittany I'll cross OwO the ÚwÚ sea 
ÚwÚ To :33 effect :3 this mawwiage, OwO so ^.^ it >w< pwease my :33 wowd. 
>_< EDWAWD. >_< Even as :3 thou >_< wiwt, ^w^ sweet UwU Wawwick, let ^.^ it ^w^ be; 
>_< Fow in >w< thy shouwdew ^-^ do I build my uWu seat, 
And never uWu wiww I >_< undewtake OwO the xDD thing 
OwO Whewein >w< thy counsew ÚwÚ and consent :3 is >_> wanting. 
ÚwÚ Wichawd, I uWu wiww UwU cweate ÚwÚ thee UwU Duke >_> of Gloucester; 
And >_> Geowge, >_> of Clarence; UwU Wawwick, as ^w^ ouwsewf, 
:33 Shaww ^-^ do ÚwÚ and ;;w;; undo as him ^w^ pweaseth >_> best. 
:33 WICHAWD. >_> Wet me >w< be UwU Duke >_> of Clarence, xDD Geowge >_> of Gloucester; 
>_< Fow :33 Gwoucestew's :33 dukedom :3 is xDD too :3 ominyous. 
:3 WAWWICK. UwU Tut, that's :3 a foowish ^w^ obsewvation. 
ÚwÚ Wichawd, >w< be UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Gwoucestew. Nyow ^-^ to UwU Wondon 
ÚwÚ To UwU see ^.^ these honours in >w< possession. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
OwO A ^.^ chase in OwO the >_< nyowth >_> of ^.^ Engwand 

x3 Entew two uWu KEEPEWS, with cross-bows in theiw ^.^ hands 

OwO FIWST ^.^ KEEPEW. ^.^ Undew :3 this ÚwÚ thick-gwown :33 bwake ^w^ we'ww x3 shwoud >w< ouwsewves, 
>_< Fow OwO thwough :3 this >_> waund anon OwO the ;;w;; deew uWu wiww x3 come; 
And in :3 this covert uWu wiww ^-^ we ^-^ make ^-^ ouw ^.^ stand, 
Cuwwing OwO the ;;w;; pwincipaw >_> of >w< aww OwO the deer. 
x3 SECOND ^.^ KEEPEW. I'll stay :33 abuv OwO the uWu hiww, OwO so uWu both ^-^ may shoot. 
OwO FIWST ^.^ KEEPEW. :33 That cannyot ^w^ be; OwO the ^w^ nyoise >_> of >w< thy cross-bow 
uWu Wiww uWu scawe OwO the >_> hewd, ÚwÚ and OwO so my >_> shoot :3 is xDD wost. 
;;w;; Hewe ^.^ stand ^-^ we ^.^ both, ÚwÚ and ^-^ aim ^-^ we at OwO the best; 
And, uWu fow OwO the UwU time uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ seem OwO tedious, 
I'll tell ÚwÚ thee what befeww me uWu on :3 a :3 day 
UwU In :3 this self-place xDD whewe :3 nyow ^-^ we UwU mean ^-^ to :3 stand. 
x3 SECOND ^.^ KEEPEW. ;;w;; Hewe comes :3 a >w< man; wet's stay ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ past. 

x3 Entew KING HENWY, x3 disguised, with :3 a prayer-book 

KING HENRY. From xDD Scotwand x3 am I stol'n, x3 even >_> of ÚwÚ puwe love, 
ÚwÚ To gweet >_< minye >_> own ^.^ wand with my ^-^ wishfuw ^w^ sight. 
No, ÚwÚ Hawwy, ÚwÚ Hawwy, 'tis nyo ^.^ wand >_> of :3 thinye; 
x3 Thy place :3 is fiww'd, >w< thy OwO sceptwe wrung ^-^ fwom ^.^ thee, 
x3 Thy balm :33 wash'd x3 off >w< whewewith :3 thou >_< wast anointed. 
:3 Nyo bending knee uWu wiww caww ÚwÚ thee Caesar nyow, 
:3 Nyo humbwe suitows press ^-^ to speak uWu fow >_< wight, 
No, ^.^ nyot :3 a man comes uWu fow redress >_> of thee; 
>_< Fow how can I ^w^ hewp them ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot myself? 
OwO FIWST ^.^ KEEPEW. >w< Ay, >w< hewe's :3 a ;;w;; deew uWu whose skin's :3 a keepew's ^.^ fee. 
:3 This :3 is OwO the :3 quondam x3 King; wet's ÚwÚ seize x3 upon >_> him. 
KING HENRY. >_> Wet me ^w^ embwace ^.^ thee, ^w^ souw ^-^ advewsity, 
>_< Fow xDD wise x3 men uWu say ^.^ it :3 is OwO the >_< wisest >_> couwse. 
x3 SECOND ^.^ KEEPEW. UwU Why wingew >_> we? let OwO us uWu way ^.^ hands x3 upon >_> him. 
OwO FIWST ^.^ KEEPEW. UwU Fowbeaw :33 awhiwe; ^w^ we'ww hear :3 a wittwe more. 
KING HENRY. UwU My Queen ÚwÚ and :3 son awe gonye ^-^ to Fwance uWu fow >w< aid; 
And, as I OwO heaw, OwO the gweat ^-^ commanding Warwick 
^-^ Is thithew gonye ^-^ to crave OwO the xDD Fwench King's ^-^ sistew 
ÚwÚ To UwU wife uWu fow Edward. >w< If :3 this UwU nyews >w< be true, 
OwO Poow queen ÚwÚ and UwU son, >_> youw >_< wabouw :3 is uWu but UwU wost; 
>_< Fow Warwick :3 is :3 a subtle orator, 
And Wewis :3 a pwince >_> soon xDD won with ^w^ moving wowds. 
By :3 this account, then, >_< Mawgawet ^-^ may ^.^ win him; 
>_< Fow she's :3 a ^-^ woman ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ pitied ^w^ much. 
Her sighs uWu wiww ^-^ make :3 a batt'ry in his breast; 
Her ;;w;; teaws uWu wiww >w< piewce OwO into :3 a marble >_> heawt; 
The ÚwÚ tigew uWu wiww >w< be mild whiwes ^.^ she doth UwU mouwn; 
And >w< Nyewo uWu wiww >w< be :33 tainted with >w< wemowse 
ÚwÚ To hear ÚwÚ and UwU see xDD hew :33 pwaints, xDD hew :3 bwinyish uWu teaws. 
>w< Ay, uWu but she's come ^-^ to beg: UwU Wawwick, ^-^ to >w< give. 
^.^ She, uWu on his weft >w< side, UwU cwaving aid uWu fow Henwy: 
>_< He, uWu on his >_< wight, ^.^ asking :3 a UwU wife uWu fow Edward. 
She ÚwÚ weeps, ÚwÚ and :33 says xDD hew ^-^ Henwy :3 is :3 depos'd: 
ÚwÚ He smiles, ÚwÚ and :33 says his >_< Edwawd :3 is install'd; 
:33 That :33 she, UwU poow >_< wwetch, uWu fow >w< gwief can speak nyo ^-^ mowe; 
ÚwÚ Whiwes Warwick uWu tewws his titwe, xDD smooths OwO the ^.^ wwong, 
Inferreth arguments >_> of :3 mighty UwU stwength, 
And in >_> concwusion UwU wins OwO the UwU King ^-^ fwom xDD hew 
x3 With pwomise >_> of his ;;w;; sistew, ÚwÚ and what ewse, 
ÚwÚ To OwO stwengthen ÚwÚ and :3 suppowt UwU King x3 Edwawd's :3 pwace. 
:3 O Margaret, ;;w;; thus 'twill ^w^ be; ÚwÚ and thou, UwU poow >_> souw, 
Awt then ÚwÚ fowsaken, as :3 thou ÚwÚ went'st :33 fowwown! 
x3 SECOND ^.^ KEEPEW. Say, what art :3 thou UwU that tawk'st >_> of kings ÚwÚ and queens? 
KING HENRY. Mowe than I seem, ÚwÚ and less than I ÚwÚ was :3 bown >w< to: 
OwO A man at >_> weast, uWu fow less I shouwd ^.^ nyot ^w^ be; 
And x3 men ^-^ may talk >_> of ÚwÚ kings, ÚwÚ and x3 why ^.^ nyot x3 I? 
x3 SECOND ^.^ KEEPEW. >w< Ay, uWu but :3 thou tawk'st as ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ wewt :3 a xDD king. 
KING HENRY. ÚwÚ Why, OwO so I x3 am- in mind; ÚwÚ and that's ^w^ enyough. 
x3 SECOND ^.^ KEEPEW. But, ^-^ if :3 thou >w< be :3 a ^-^ king, xDD whewe :3 is >w< thy crown? 
KING HENRY. UwU My :3 cwown :3 is in my xDD heawt, ^.^ nyot uWu on my ÚwÚ head; 
:3 Nyot >_> deck'd with x3 diamonds ÚwÚ and >w< Indian ^w^ stonyes, 
:3 Nyot ^-^ to >w< be xDD seen. UwU My :3 cwown :3 is xDD caww'd >w< content; 
OwO A :3 cwown ^.^ it :3 is UwU that uWu sewdom kings ^-^ enjoy. 
x3 SECOND ^.^ KEEPEW. Weww, ^-^ if you >w< be :3 a ;;w;; king xDD cwown'd with >_< content, 
Your :3 cwown ^.^ content ÚwÚ and you >w< must >w< be OwO contented 
ÚwÚ To >w< go ÚwÚ awong with >_< us; uWu fow as ^-^ we xDD think, 
You awe OwO the ;;w;; king UwU King >_< Edwawd ;;w;; hath :33 depos'd; 
And ^-^ we his :33 subjects, sworn in >w< aww allegiance, 
uWu Wiww ^.^ appwehend you as his enyemy. 
KING HENRY. But >_> did you never sweaw, ÚwÚ and >_< bweak OwO an >_> oath? 
x3 SECOND ^.^ KEEPEW. No, never such OwO an >_> oath; :3 nyow uWu wiww ^.^ nyot OwO nyow. 
KING HENRY. :3 Whewe >_> did you ÚwÚ dweww when I ÚwÚ was UwU King >_> of Engwand? 
x3 SECOND ^.^ KEEPEW. ;;w;; Hewe in :3 this xDD countwy, xDD whewe ^-^ we :3 nyow :33 wemain. 
KING HENRY. I ÚwÚ was >_> anyointed ;;w;; king at :33 nyinye ^.^ months >_< owd; 
UwU My fathew ÚwÚ and my ÚwÚ gwandfathew ;;w;; wewe :33 kings; 
And you ;;w;; wewe sworn OwO twue uWu subjects x3 unto me; 
And tell uWu me, then, ^.^ have you ^.^ nyot x3 bwoke >_> youw oaths? 
OwO FIWST ^.^ KEEPEW. Nyo; 
>_< Fow ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe uWu subjects uWu but >_< whiwe you ;;w;; wewe xDD king. 
KING HENRY. ÚwÚ Why, x3 am I ;;w;; dead? Do I ^.^ nyot bweathe :3 a man? 
xDD Ah, ÚwÚ simpwe ^-^ men, you xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what you sweaw! 
Look, as I blow :3 this feathew ^-^ fwom my ;;w;; face, 
And as OwO the ÚwÚ aiw uWu bwows ^.^ it ^-^ to me uWu again, 
Obeying with my ^.^ wind when I ^-^ do bwow, 
And yielding ^-^ to another when ^.^ it ^-^ bwows, 
;;w;; Commanded :33 awways uWu by OwO the gweatew :3 gust, 
Such :3 is OwO the >_> wightnyess >_> of you ^w^ common ^-^ men. 
But ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< bweak >_> youw :3 oaths; uWu fow >_> of UwU that xDD sin 
UwU My mild ^.^ entweaty uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^-^ make you guilty. 
uWu Go xDD whewe you wiww, OwO the UwU King uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; commanded; 
And >w< be you ^w^ kings: ^.^ command, ÚwÚ and I'll ;;w;; obey. 
OwO FIWST ^.^ KEEPEW. We awe OwO twue uWu subjects ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; King, UwU King Edward. 
KING HENRY. ^w^ So would you >w< be UwU again ^-^ to Henry, 
>w< If ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe seated as UwU King >_< Edwawd is. 
OwO FIWST ^.^ KEEPEW. We chawge you, in God's name ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< King's, 
ÚwÚ To >w< go with OwO us x3 unto OwO the >_> officews. 
KING HENRY. UwU In God's uWu nyame, OwO wead; >_> youw King's name >w< be obey'd; 
And what :3 God wiww, UwU that let >_> youw UwU King perform; 
And what ^.^ he wiww, I humbly ÚwÚ yiewd >_> unto. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
Wondon. The :33 pawace 

x3 Entew KING ^-^ EDWAWD, GWOUCESTEW, CWAWENCE, ÚwÚ and LADY uWu GWEY 

KING >_< EDWAWD. ^w^ Bwothew >_> of ^-^ Gwoucestew, at x3 Saint Albans' field 
:3 This lady's xDD husband, Sir Richard Gwey, ÚwÚ was slain, 
His ^.^ wand then >w< seiz'd uWu on uWu by OwO the UwU conquewow. 
Her suit :3 is :3 nyow ^-^ to xDD wepossess x3 those wands; 
^w^ Which ^-^ we in :33 justice cannyot ;;w;; weww deny, 
xDD Because in >_< quawwew >_> of OwO the house >_> of uWu Yowk 
The >w< wowthy ^-^ gentweman >_> did wose his wife. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Your Highness uWu shaww ^-^ do ;;w;; weww ^-^ to gwant xDD hew >_< suit; 
^w^ It ;;w;; wewe ^-^ dishonyouw ^-^ to deny ^.^ it :3 hew. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. ^w^ It ;;w;; wewe nyo less; uWu but ÚwÚ yet I'll ^-^ make :3 a UwU pause. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> [Aside ^-^ to CLARENCE] xDD Yea, :3 is ^.^ it so? 
I UwU see OwO the wady ;;w;; hath :3 a xDD thing ^-^ to :33 gwant, 
Before OwO the UwU King uWu wiww gwant xDD hew humbwe ;;w;; suit. 
CWAWENCE. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ÚwÚ GWOUCESTEW] ÚwÚ He knows OwO the game; how OwO twue ^.^ he 
>_< keeps OwO the wind! 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> [Aside ^-^ to CLARENCE] :33 Siwence! 
KING >_< EDWAWD. Widow, ^-^ we uWu wiww consider >_> of >_> youw >_< suit; 
And come >w< some uWu othew UwU time ^-^ to xDD knyow ^-^ ouw mind. 
LADY GWEY. Wight >_< gwacious lord, I cannyot ^.^ bwook delay. 
May ^.^ it >w< pwease >_> youw Highness ^-^ to :3 wesowve me UwU nyow; 
And what >_> youw ^w^ pweasuwe :3 is uWu shaww xDD satisfy >_> me. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ [Aside] >w< Ay, ÚwÚ widow? ;;w;; Then I'll ;;w;; wawwant you >w< aww >_> youw 
UwU wands, 
An ^-^ if what pweases him uWu shaww ^w^ pweasuwe you. 
OwO Fight closer ;;w;; ow, good :33 faith, ^w^ you'ww catch :3 a bwow. 
CWAWENCE. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ÚwÚ GWOUCESTEW] I ;;w;; feaw xDD hew ;;w;; nyot, unwess ^.^ she uWu chance 
^-^ to OwO faww. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> [Aside ^-^ to CLARENCE] :3 God fowbid UwU that, uWu fow :3 he'ww UwU take 
:33 vantages. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. OwO How many chiwdwen x3 hast thou, OwO widow, tell >_> me. 
CWAWENCE. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ÚwÚ GWOUCESTEW] I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he :3 means ^-^ to UwU beg :3 a >w< chiwd >_> of 
:3 hew. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> [Aside ^-^ to CLARENCE] ;;w;; Nyay, then x3 whip me; :3 he'ww wathew 
^w^ give xDD hew ^-^ two. 
LADY GWEY. OwO Thwee, my UwU most >_< gwacious :33 wowd. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ [Aside] You uWu shaww ^.^ have ;;w;; fouw ^-^ if ^w^ you'ww >w< be :33 wuw'd uWu by >_> him. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. 'Twewe ^-^ pity uWu they shouwd wose theiw >_< fathew's :33 wands. 
LADY GWEY. Be pitiful, ;;w;; dwead lord, ÚwÚ and gwant it, xDD then. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. >w< Wowds, ^w^ give OwO us :33 weave; I'll twy :3 this uWu widow's wit. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ [Aside] >w< Ay, good xDD weave ^.^ have OwO you; uWu fow you uWu wiww ^.^ have 
xDD weave 
;;w;; Tiww xDD youth UwU take xDD weave ÚwÚ and xDD weave you ^-^ to OwO the cwutch. 
[GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and CLARENCE xDD withdwaw] 
KING >_< EDWAWD. Nyow tell uWu me, UwU madam, ^-^ do you love >_> youw children? 
LADY GWEY. >w< Ay, :33 fuww as dearly as I love ^-^ mysewf. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. And would you ^.^ nyot ^-^ do >w< much ^-^ to ^-^ do them :3 good? 
LADY GWEY. ÚwÚ To ^-^ do them good I would sustain >w< some hawm. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. ;;w;; Then >_< get >_> youw >_< husband's UwU wands, ^-^ to ^-^ do them :33 good. 
LADY GWEY. OwO Thewefowe I came x3 unto >_> youw Majesty. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. I'll tell you how ^.^ these x3 wands awe ^-^ to >w< be got. 
LADY GWEY. ^w^ So uWu shaww you uWu bind me ^-^ to >_> youw OwO Highnyess' uWu sewvice. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. What service xDD wiwt :3 thou ^-^ do me ^-^ if I ^w^ give >w< them? 
LADY GWEY. What you xDD command UwU that wests in me ^-^ to do. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. But you uWu wiww UwU take xDD exceptions ^-^ to my :33 boon. 
LADY GWEY. No, >_< gwacious lord, ^-^ except I cannyot ^-^ do it. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. >w< Ay, uWu but :3 thou ^w^ canst ^-^ do what I UwU mean ^-^ to ask. 
LADY GWEY. ÚwÚ Why, then I uWu wiww ^-^ do what >_> youw OwO Gwace >_< commands. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ He :33 pwies xDD hew >_> hawd; ÚwÚ and >w< much ;;w;; wain weaws OwO the xDD mawbwe. 
CWAWENCE. UwU As wed as ÚwÚ fiwe! ;;w;; Nyay, then xDD hew wax >w< must melt. 
LADY GWEY. UwU Why stops my UwU wowd? :33 Shaww I ^.^ nyot hear my ^-^ task? 
KING >_< EDWAWD. An :33 easy task; 'tis uWu but ^-^ to love :3 a xDD king. 
LADY GWEY. ^.^ That's >_> soon perform'd, ^.^ because I x3 am :3 a ^w^ subject. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Why, then, >w< thy >_< husband's x3 wands I ^-^ fweewy ^w^ give thee. 
LADY GWEY. I UwU take my xDD weave with many ^w^ thousand :33 thanks. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. The ^-^ match :3 is ^w^ made; ^.^ she :33 seaws ^.^ it with :3 a curtsy. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. But stay ^w^ thee- 'tis OwO the >w< fwuits >_> of love I mean. 
LADY GWEY. The >w< fwuits >_> of love I >_> mean, my :33 woving ^.^ wiege. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. >w< Ay, ;;w;; but, I ;;w;; feaw uWu me, in another :33 sense. 
What love, uWu thinkst thou, I >w< sue OwO so >w< much ^-^ to >_< get? 
LADY GWEY. UwU My love ÚwÚ tiww >_< death, my humbwe UwU thanks, my pwayews; 
:33 That love ;;w;; which :3 viwtue OwO begs ÚwÚ and :3 viwtue gwants. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. No, uWu by my ^w^ twoth, I >_> did ^.^ nyot UwU mean such wuv. 
LADY GWEY. ÚwÚ Why, then you UwU mean ^.^ nyot as I ^w^ thought you ÚwÚ did. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. But :3 nyow you pawtwy ^-^ may pewceive my mind. 
LADY GWEY. UwU My :33 mind uWu wiww never gwant what I pewceive 
Your Highness :3 aims at, ^-^ if I ^-^ aim ÚwÚ awight. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. ÚwÚ To tell ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ pwain, I ^-^ aim ^-^ to lie with thee. 
LADY GWEY. ÚwÚ To tell you ÚwÚ pwain, I xDD had wathew lie in prison. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Why, then :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot ^.^ have >w< thy >_< husband's :33 wands. 
LADY GWEY. ÚwÚ Why, then >_< minye xDD honyesty uWu shaww >w< be my dowew; 
>_< Fow uWu by UwU that woss I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ puwchase ^.^ them. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Thewein :3 thou UwU wwong'st >w< thy chiwdwen ;;w;; mightiwy. 
LADY GWEY. ÚwÚ Hewein >_> youw Highness ^-^ wwongs uWu both them ÚwÚ and >_> me. 
But, :3 mighty lord, :3 this >_> mewwy UwU incwinyation 
^w^ Accowds ^.^ nyot with OwO the >w< sadnyess >_> of my ;;w;; suit. 
UwU Pwease you UwU dismiss uWu me, ;;w;; eithew with xDD ay ^w^ ow nyo. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. >w< Ay, ^-^ if :3 thou xDD wiwt uWu say xDD ay ^-^ to my >_> wequest; 
No, ^-^ if :3 thou OwO dost uWu say nyo ^-^ to my :3 demand. 
LADY GWEY. >_> Then, no, my :33 wowd. UwU My suit :3 is at OwO an OwO end. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. The widow wikes him not; ^.^ she ^w^ knyits xDD hew OwO bwows. 
CWAWENCE. ÚwÚ He :3 is OwO the >_< bwuntest wooew in uWu Chwistendom. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. ^-^ [Aside] Her looks doth x3 awgue xDD hew replete with >_> modesty; 
Her uWu wowds doth show xDD hew ÚwÚ wit >_> incompawabwe; 
^-^ Aww xDD hew perfections challenge >_> suvweignty. 
>_< Onye uWu way ^w^ ow xDD othew, ^.^ she :3 is uWu fow :3 a king; 
And ^.^ she uWu shaww >w< be my love, ^w^ ow ewse my >w< queen. 
Say UwU that UwU King >_< Edwawd UwU take ÚwÚ thee uWu fow his OwO queen? 
LADY GWEY. ^.^ 'Tis better ^w^ said than >_< donye, my >_< gwacious :33 wowd. 
I x3 am :3 a :33 subject x3 fit ^-^ to ÚwÚ jest ^-^ withaw, 
But :3 faw x3 unfit ^-^ to >w< be :3 a sovereign. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. ^.^ Sweet OwO widow, uWu by my OwO state I uWu sweaw ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee 
I speak nyo ^-^ mowe than what my ^w^ souw xDD intends; 
And UwU that :3 is ^-^ to enjoy ÚwÚ thee uWu fow my wuv. 
LADY GWEY. And UwU that :3 is ^-^ mowe than I uWu wiww ÚwÚ yiewd >_> unto. 
I xDD knyow I x3 am xDD too UwU mean ^-^ to >w< be >_> youw queen, 
And ÚwÚ yet xDD too good ^-^ to >w< be >_> youw concubinye. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. You ^-^ caviw, >w< widow; I >_> did UwU mean my >w< queen. 
LADY GWEY. 'Twiww >w< gwieve >_> youw OwO Gwace my >_< sons shouwd caww you father. 
KING uWu EDWARD.No ^-^ mowe than when my daughters caww ÚwÚ thee mother. 
Thou art :3 a OwO widow, ÚwÚ and :3 thou x3 hast >w< some >_> chiwdwen; 
And, uWu by God's ÚwÚ Mothew, OwO I, being uWu but :3 a >w< bachewow, 
>_< Have uWu othew :33 some. ÚwÚ Why, 'tis :3 a x3 happy xDD thing 
ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO the fathew x3 unto many :33 sons. 
Answer nyo :3 mowe, uWu fow :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be my >w< queen. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. The ghostly fathew :3 nyow ;;w;; hath x3 donye his shwift. 
CWAWENCE. When ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :3 made :3 a >_< shwivew, 'twas uWu fow shwift. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. Brothers, you ^w^ muse what :33 chat ^-^ we two ^.^ have xDD had. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. The widow wikes ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, uWu fow ^.^ she looks vewy :33 sad. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. You'd ÚwÚ think ^.^ it ÚwÚ stwange ^-^ if I shouwd ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. 
CWAWENCE. ÚwÚ To :3 who, my UwU wowd? 
KING >_< EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Why, Clarence, ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. :33 That would >w< be >w< ten OwO days' wonder at OwO the >w< weast. 
CWAWENCE. ^.^ That's :3 a :3 day ÚwÚ wongew than :3 a wonder wasts. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. By OwO so >w< much :3 is OwO the wonder in ^.^ extwemes. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. Weww, ÚwÚ jest OwO on, :3 bwothews; I can tell you uWu both 
Her suit :3 is gwanted uWu fow xDD hew >_< husband's :33 wands. 

x3 Entew :3 a NyOBWEMAN 

^-^ NyOBWEMAN. UwU My >_< gwacious lord, ^-^ Henwy >_> youw ÚwÚ foe :3 is :3 taken 
And ^w^ bwought >_> youw pwisonyew ^-^ to >_> youw :33 pawace ;;w;; gate. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. ^w^ See UwU that ^.^ he >w< be uWu convey'd x3 unto OwO the :33 Towew. 
And >w< go >_> we, bwothews, ^-^ to OwO the man UwU that took him 
ÚwÚ To xDD question >_> of his uWu appwehension. 
Widow, >w< go you awong. >w< Wowds, ;;w;; use xDD hew honyouwabwy. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ^w^ GWOUCESTEW 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< Ay, >_< Edwawd uWu wiww ;;w;; use >w< women honyouwabwy. 
Wouwd ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe wasted, OwO mawwow, OwO bonyes, ÚwÚ and aww, 
:33 That ^-^ fwom his ^.^ woins nyo ^w^ hopefuw branch ^-^ may spwing 
ÚwÚ To cross me ^-^ fwom OwO the gowden UwU time I ÚwÚ wook for! 
And >_> yet, :3 between my >_< souw's desiwe ÚwÚ and :3 me- 
The lustful x3 Edwawd's title ÚwÚ buwied- 
^-^ Is Clarence, Henry, ÚwÚ and his :3 son x3 young Edwawd, 
And >w< aww OwO the uWu unwook'd uWu fow xDD issue >_> of theiw UwU bodies, 
ÚwÚ To UwU take theiw >_> wooms ewe I can place ^-^ mysewf. 
OwO A x3 cowd premeditation uWu fow my puwpose! 
ÚwÚ Why, then I ^-^ do uWu but ^-^ dweam uWu on x3 suvweignty; 
;;w;; Wike ^-^ onye UwU that ^-^ stands x3 upon :3 a xDD pwomontowy 
And spies :3 a ^.^ faw-off showe xDD whewe ^.^ he would UwU twead, 
Wishing his foot ;;w;; wewe >w< equaw with his eye; 
And >_> chides OwO the ÚwÚ sea UwU that sunders him ^-^ fwom >_< thence, 
uWu Saying :3 he'ww x3 wade ^.^ it OwO dwy ^-^ to ^.^ have his ^-^ way- 
^w^ So ^-^ do I ^w^ wish OwO the UwU cwown, being OwO so :3 faw off; 
And OwO so I ^w^ chide OwO the :3 means UwU that >_< keeps me ^-^ fwom xDD it; 
And OwO so I uWu say I'll ÚwÚ cut OwO the ÚwÚ causes OwO off, 
>_< Fwattewing me with impossibilities. 
UwU My UwU eye's xDD too ^.^ quick, my OwO heawt o'erweens xDD too xDD much, 
>_< Unwess my hand ÚwÚ and OwO stwength :33 couwd >w< equaw ^.^ them. 
Weww, uWu say there :3 is nyo :3 kingdom then uWu fow Wichawd; 
What uWu othew ^w^ pweasuwe can OwO the x3 wowwd x3 affowd? 
I'll ^-^ make my >w< heaven in :3 a lady's >w< wap, 
And xDD deck my ÚwÚ body in ^.^ gay ornaments, 
And :3 witch ^w^ sweet ;;w;; wadies with my uWu wowds ÚwÚ and OwO wooks. 
:3 O xDD misewabwe >_< thought! ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe ^.^ unwikewy 
>w< Than ^-^ to accompwish twenty gowden crowns. 
ÚwÚ Why, love fowswowe me in my >_> mothew's OwO womb; 
And, uWu fow I shouwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ deaw in xDD hew ^.^ soft ^w^ waws, 
She >_> did corrupt ;;w;; fwaiw ^-^ nyatuwe with >w< some bwibe 
ÚwÚ To xDD shwink >_< minye arm OwO up >_< wike :3 a ^.^ withew'd ;;w;; shwub 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO an ÚwÚ envious ^.^ mountain uWu on my ^w^ back, 
:3 Whewe OwO sits deformity ^-^ to xDD mock my body; 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ shape my >w< wegs >_> of OwO an unequal size; 
ÚwÚ To dispwopowtion me in every UwU pawt, 
;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a ^-^ chaos, ^w^ ow OwO an unwick'd bear-whelp 
:33 That >_> cawwies nyo >w< impwession >_< wike OwO the >w< dam. 
And x3 am OwO I, then, :3 a man ^-^ to >w< be xDD bewov'd? 
:3 O monstrous fauwt ^-^ to OwO hawbouw such :3 a >_< thought! 
>_> Then, >_< since :3 this :3 eawth affowds nyo ^.^ joy ^-^ to me 
But ^-^ to ^.^ command, ^-^ to check, ^-^ to o'erbear such 
UwU As awe >_> of better person than ÚwÚ mysewf, 
I'll ^-^ make my >w< heaven ^-^ to ^-^ dweam x3 upon OwO the UwU cwown, 
And whiwes I live x3 t' >_< account :3 this x3 wowwd uWu but >_< heww, 
^.^ Untiw my ^-^ misshap'd twunk UwU that bear :3 this head 
Be x3 wound impawed with :3 a ^w^ gwowious ^w^ cwown. 
And ÚwÚ yet I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how ^-^ to >_< get OwO the UwU cwown, 
>_< Fow many ;;w;; wives ^.^ stand :3 between me ÚwÚ and >_< home; 
And ;;w;; I- >_< wike ^-^ onye lost in :3 a :33 thowny >_> wood 
:33 That UwU wents OwO the thorns ÚwÚ and :3 is rent with OwO the thorns, 
Seeking :3 a uWu way ÚwÚ and x3 stwaying ^-^ fwom OwO the uWu way 
:3 Nyot ÚwÚ knyowing how ^-^ to find OwO the open :3 aiw, 
But toiwing ÚwÚ despewatewy ^-^ to find ^.^ it :33 out- 
Torment ^-^ mysewf ^-^ to catch OwO the Engwish >_< cwown; 
And ^-^ fwom UwU that >_> towment I uWu wiww free ^-^ mysewf 
Ow xDD hew my uWu way >_< out with :3 a bwoody OwO axe. 
ÚwÚ Why, I can >_> smiwe, ÚwÚ and murder whiwes I >_> smiwe, 
And x3 cwy uWu 'Content!' ^-^ to UwU that ;;w;; which ÚwÚ gwieves my xDD heawt, 
And wet my x3 cheeks with UwU awtificiaw >_< teaws, 
And fwame my ;;w;; face ^-^ to >w< aww occasions. 
I'll drown ^-^ mowe :33 saiwows than OwO the ^w^ mewmaid shall; 
I'll ^.^ sway ^-^ mowe gazers than OwO the ÚwÚ basiwisk; 
I'll xDD pway OwO the OwO owatow as ;;w;; weww as ;;w;; Nyestow, 
Deceive ^-^ mowe slily than Uwysses UwU couwd, 
And, >_< wike :3 a Sinon, UwU take another >w< Twoy. 
I can ÚwÚ add colours ^-^ to OwO the chameweon, 
Change >_> shapes with Protheus uWu fow advantages, 
And xDD set OwO the UwU muwdewous >_< Machiavew ^-^ to ;;w;; schoow. 
^w^ Can I ^-^ do this, ÚwÚ and cannyot >_< get :3 a crown? 
UwU Tut, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it farther OwO off, I'll xDD pwuck ^.^ it down. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
OwO Fwance. The UwU KING'S :33 pawace 

:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew UwU WEWIS OwO the xDD Fwench ;;w;; King, his ^-^ sistew BONyA, 
his :3 Admiwaw xDD caww'd BOURBON; PRINCE ^-^ EDWAWD, ÚwÚ QUEEN >w< MAWGAWET, 
ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ EAWW >_> of OXFOWD. UwU WEWIS :3 sits, ÚwÚ and wiseth OwO up UwU again 

>_< WEWIS. ^-^ Faiw Queen >_> of >_> Engwand, >w< wowthy Margaret, 
>_> Sit ;;w;; down with ÚwÚ us. ^w^ It i-iww uWu befits >w< thy OwO state 
And biwth UwU that :3 thou shouldst ^.^ stand >_< whiwe Wewis doth OwO sit. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. No, :3 mighty UwU King >_> of OwO Fwance. Nyow >_< Mawgawet 
Must strike xDD hew sail ÚwÚ and learn :3 a >_< whiwe ^-^ to sewve 
:3 Whewe kings ^.^ command. I OwO was, I >w< must uWu confess, 
Great Albion's Queen in fowmew gowden ^.^ days; 
But :3 nyow mischance ;;w;; hath >w< twod my title ;;w;; down 
And with ^-^ dishonyouw >_> waid me uWu on OwO the >w< gwound, 
:3 Whewe I >w< must UwU take >_< wike x3 seat x3 unto my OwO fowtunye, 
And ^-^ to my humbwe x3 seat conform ^-^ mysewf. 
>_< WEWIS. ÚwÚ Why, ÚwÚ say, fair uWu Queen, :3 whence spwings :3 this ^-^ deep despaiw? 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. From such :3 a cause as uWu fiwws >_< minye eyes with ;;w;; teaws 
And stops my tongue, >_< whiwe OwO heawt :3 is ÚwÚ dwown'd in :3 cawes. 
>_< WEWIS. uWu Whate'ew ^.^ it ^.^ be, >w< be :3 thou still >_< wike ÚwÚ thysewf, 
And ^-^ sit ÚwÚ thee uWu by ^-^ ouw xDD side. uWu [Seats xDD hew uWu by xDD him] Yield ^.^ nyot >w< thy neck 
ÚwÚ To >_< fowtunye's yoke, uWu but let >w< thy ^-^ dauntwess :33 mind 
OwO Stiww ride in ;;w;; twiumph xDD uvw >w< aww ÚwÚ mischance. 
Be ÚwÚ pwain, Queen Margaret, ÚwÚ and tell >w< thy gwief; 
^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ eas'd, ^-^ if Fwance can ÚwÚ yiewd UwU wewief. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Those >_< gwacious uWu wowds revive my ;;w;; dwooping >_> thoughts 
And ^w^ give my ^w^ tongue-tied ;;w;; sowwows xDD weave ^-^ to speak. 
Nyow OwO thewefowe >w< be ^.^ it OwO knyown ^-^ to x3 nyobwe Wewis 
:33 That Henry, >_> sowe ^w^ possessow >_> of my love, 
:3 Is, >_> of :3 a ^-^ king, ÚwÚ become :3 a banish'd man, 
And fowc'd ^-^ to live in xDD Scotwand :3 a OwO fowwown; 
OwO Whiwe >_> pwoud ambitious >_< Edwawd UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk 
Usuwps OwO the uWu wegaw title ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 seat 
x3 Of England's ^-^ twue-anyointed lawful King. 
:3 This :3 is OwO the cause UwU that OwO I, UwU poow Margaret, 
x3 With :3 this my UwU son, Prince Edwawd, Henry's heir, 
OwO Am come ^-^ to crave >w< thy ^.^ just ÚwÚ and lawful >w< aid; 
And ^-^ if :3 thou x3 faiw >w< us, >w< aww ^-^ ouw >w< hope :3 is >w< donye. 
xDD Scotwand ;;w;; hath uWu wiww ^-^ to help, uWu but cannyot help; 
Our ^w^ peopwe ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw x3 peews awe uWu both miswed, 
Our >_> tweasuwe >w< seiz'd, ^-^ ouw xDD sowdiews >w< put ^-^ to ÚwÚ fwight, 
And, as :3 thou ^.^ seest, uWu ouwsewves in :33 heavy ^w^ pwight. 
>_< WEWIS. Renowned uWu Queen, with >_< patience UwU cawm OwO the storm, 
OwO Whiwe ^-^ we >_< bethink :3 a :3 means ^-^ to >_< bweak ^.^ it UwU off. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. The ^-^ mowe ^-^ we ÚwÚ stay, OwO the stronger grows ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ foe. 
>_< WEWIS. The ^-^ mowe I ÚwÚ stay, OwO the ^-^ mowe I'll succour thee. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. :33 O, uWu but :3 impatience waiteth uWu on OwO twue sorrow. 
And UwU see xDD whewe comes OwO the ÚwÚ bweedew >_> of my xDD sowwow! 

x3 Entew uWu WAWWICK 

>_< WEWIS. What's ^.^ he ^-^ appwoacheth ^.^ bowdwy ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^-^ pwesence? 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Our Eaww >_> of UwU Wawwick, x3 Edwawd's :3 gweatest >w< fwiend. 
>_< WEWIS. Wewcome, bwave Warwick! What brings ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :33 Fwance? 
:3 [He UwU descends. She ariseth] 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. >w< Ay, :3 nyow begins :3 a uWu second :3 stowm ^-^ to x3 wise; 
>_< Fow :3 this :3 is ^.^ he UwU that muvs uWu both ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and ;;w;; tide. 
:3 WAWWICK. From >w< wowthy Edwawd, UwU King >_> of Awbion, 
UwU My lord ÚwÚ and suvweign, ÚwÚ and >w< thy ÚwÚ vowed OwO fwiend, 
I xDD come, in >_> kindnyess ÚwÚ and unfeignyed love, 
>w< Fiwst ^-^ to ^-^ do UwU gweetings ^-^ to >w< thy :33 woyaw ^.^ pewson, 
And then ^-^ to crave :3 a >_> weague >_> of >_> amity, 
And >_> wastwy ^-^ to ;;w;; confiwm UwU that ^.^ amity 
x3 With ^w^ nyuptiaw uWu knyot, ^-^ if :3 thou OwO vouchsafe ^-^ to gwant 
:33 That ÚwÚ viwtuous OwO Wady ^-^ Bonya, >w< thy fair ;;w;; sistew, 
ÚwÚ To England's UwU King in lawful marriage. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ^-^ [Aside] >w< If UwU that >w< go x3 fowwawd, Henry's >w< hope :3 is >w< donye. 
:3 WAWWICK. uWu [To OwO BONyA] And, >_< gwacious UwU madam, in ^-^ ouw :3 king's :3 behawf, 
I x3 am uWu commanded, with >_> youw xDD weave ÚwÚ and >_< favouw, 
;;w;; Humbwy ^-^ to ÚwÚ kiss >_> youw ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and with my :33 tongue 
ÚwÚ To tell OwO the passion >_> of my >_< suvweign's >_> heawt; 
:3 Whewe ;;w;; fame, ^.^ wate ent'wing at his xDD heedfuw eaws, 
;;w;; Hath ^.^ pwac'd >w< thy beauty's ^.^ image ÚwÚ and >w< thy ;;w;; viwtue. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. UwU King Wewis ÚwÚ and OwO Wady ^-^ Bonya, hear me speak 
Before you ÚwÚ answew Warwick. His >_> demand 
UwU Spwings ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom x3 Edwawd's well-meant >w< honyest love, 
But ^-^ fwom deceit bwed uWu by >_< nyecessity; 
>_< Fow how can tyrants OwO safewy :33 guvwn UwU home 
>_< Unwess ÚwÚ abwoad uWu they ^-^ puwchase gweat ÚwÚ awwiance? 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ pwuv him >_> tywant :3 this reason ^-^ may x3 suffice, 
:33 That ^-^ Henwy ^w^ wiveth still; uWu but ;;w;; wewe ^.^ he OwO dead, 
>_> Yet here Prince >_< Edwawd :3 stands, UwU King Henry's :33 son. 
Wook ^.^ thewefowe, ^-^ Wewis, UwU that uWu by :3 this >_> weague ÚwÚ and mawwiage 
Thou dwaw ^.^ nyot uWu on >w< thy danger ÚwÚ and dishonour; 
>_< Fow >w< though >w< usuwpews ^.^ sway OwO the UwU wuwe :3 a >_< whiwe 
>_> Yet >_< heav'ns awe UwU just, ÚwÚ and UwU time ;;w;; suppwesseth wwongs. 
:3 WAWWICK. :33 Injuwious Margaret! 
PRINCE >_< OF WALES. And x3 why ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ Queen? 
:3 WAWWICK. xDD Because >w< thy fathew ^-^ Henwy >_> did UwU usuwp; 
And :3 thou nyo ^-^ mowe art pwince than ^.^ she :3 is >w< queen. 
OXFOWD. ;;w;; Then Warwick disannuls gweat uWu John >_> of :3 Gaunt, 
^w^ Which >_> did ^.^ subdue OwO the :3 gweatest part >_> of x3 Spain; 
And, aftew uWu John >_> of :3 Gaunt, ^-^ Henwy OwO the Fourth, 
uWu Whose OwO wisdom ÚwÚ was :3 a >_< miwwow ^-^ to OwO the wisest; 
And, aftew UwU that xDD wise ^w^ pwince, ^-^ Henwy OwO the OwO Fifth, 
OwO Who uWu by his >_> pwowess UwU conquewed >w< aww OwO Fwance. 
From ^.^ these ^-^ ouw ^-^ Henwy :33 winyeawwy UwU descends. 
:3 WAWWICK. Oxford, how ÚwÚ haps ^.^ it in :3 this ÚwÚ smooth :3 discouwse 
You told ^.^ nyot how ^-^ Henwy OwO the uWu Sixth ;;w;; hath lost 
^-^ Aww UwU that ;;w;; which ^-^ Henwy OwO the Fifth xDD had >w< gotten? 
x3 Methinks ^.^ these x3 peews >_> of Fwance shouwd >_> smiwe at ;;w;; that. 
But uWu fow OwO the ^w^ west: you tell :3 a :33 pedigwee 
x3 Of threescore ÚwÚ and two xDD yeaws- :3 a ÚwÚ siwwy UwU time 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make pwescwiption uWu fow :3 a xDD kingdom's worth. 
OXFOWD. ÚwÚ Why, UwU Wawwick, ^w^ canst :3 thou speak x3 against >w< thy UwU wiege, 
x3 Whom :3 thou ^-^ obeyed'st OwO thiwty ÚwÚ and OwO six yeaws, 
And ^.^ nyot :33 betway >w< thy uWu tweason with :3 a ^.^ bwush? 
:3 WAWWICK. ^w^ Can ÚwÚ Oxfowd UwU that >_> did >w< evew :33 fence OwO the ^.^ wight 
Nyow uWu buckwew :3 fawsehood with :3 a ÚwÚ pedigwee? 
>_< Fow OwO shame! Weave Henry, ÚwÚ and caww >_< Edwawd xDD king. 
OXFOWD. ^-^ Caww him my ;;w;; king uWu by uWu whose xDD injuwious :33 doom 
UwU My ÚwÚ ewdew :33 bwothew, OwO the Wowd Aubwey Vewe, 
>_> Was x3 donye ^-^ to ^w^ death; ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe than so, my fathew, 
>_< Even in OwO the downfall >_> of his >_> mewwow'd yeaws, 
When ^-^ nyatuwe ^w^ bwought him ^-^ to OwO the xDD doow >_> of UwU death? 
No, UwU Wawwick, no; >_< whiwe life x3 uphowds :3 this arm, 
:3 This arm x3 uphowds OwO the house >_> of UwU Wancastew. 
:3 WAWWICK. And I OwO the house >_> of ^w^ Yowk. 
>_< WEWIS. Queen Margaret, Prince Edwawd, ÚwÚ and Oxford, 
Vouchsafe at ^-^ ouw xDD wequest ^-^ to ^.^ stand ^w^ aside 
OwO Whiwe I ;;w;; use further >w< confewence with Warwick. 
^.^ [They ^.^ stand aloof] 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Heavens gwant UwU that xDD Wawwick's uWu wowds ^w^ bewitch him :33 nyot! 
>_< WEWIS. Nyow, UwU Wawwick, tell uWu me, x3 even x3 upon >w< thy ^.^ conscience, 
^-^ Is >_< Edwawd >_> youw OwO twue king? uWu fow I ;;w;; wewe loath 
ÚwÚ To :3 wink with him UwU that ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot lawful chosen. 
:3 WAWWICK. Theweon I ^.^ pawn my ÚwÚ cwedit ÚwÚ and >_< minye honyouw. 
>_< WEWIS. But :3 is ^.^ he >_< gwacious in OwO the people's x3 eye? 
:3 WAWWICK. The ^-^ mowe UwU that ^-^ Henwy ÚwÚ was unfortunate. 
>_< WEWIS. ;;w;; Then ^.^ fuwthew: >w< aww >_> dissembwing xDD set :33 aside, 
>_> Teww me uWu fow >w< twuth OwO the measuwe >_> of his love 
^.^ Unto ^-^ ouw ^-^ sistew Bonya. 
:3 WAWWICK. Such ^.^ it uWu seems 
UwU As ^-^ may beseem :3 a ÚwÚ monyawch >_< wike :3 himsewf. 
Myself ^.^ have >_< often heard him uWu say ÚwÚ and uWu sweaw 
:33 That :3 this his love ÚwÚ was OwO an eternal >_> pwant 
^.^ Wheweof OwO the >w< woot ÚwÚ was xDD fix'd in >w< viwtue's >w< gwound, 
The leaves ÚwÚ and fwuit maintain'd with beauty's >_> sun, 
^.^ Exempt ^-^ fwom envy, uWu but ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom :3 disdain, 
>_< Unwess OwO the OwO Wady ÚwÚ Bonya ;;w;; quit his >w< pain. 
>_< WEWIS. Nyow, ;;w;; sistew, let OwO us hear >_> youw ^w^ fiwm ^w^ wesowve. 
>_> BONyA. Your gwant ^w^ ow >_> youw UwU denyiaw uWu shaww >w< be x3 minye. 
uWu [To WAWWICK] >_> Yet I x3 confess UwU that >_< often ewe :3 this day, 
When I ^.^ have heard >_> youw :3 king's desewt OwO wecounted, 
Minye ear ;;w;; hath OwO tempted ÚwÚ judgment ^-^ to desire. 
>_< WEWIS. >_> Then, UwU Wawwick, ^.^ thus: ^-^ ouw ^-^ sistew uWu shaww >w< be Edwawd's. 
And :3 nyow >_> fowthwith uWu shaww xDD awticwes >w< be :33 dwawn 
xDD Touching OwO the uWu jointuwe UwU that >_> youw ;;w;; king >w< must >_> make, 
^w^ Which with xDD hew dowwy uWu shaww >w< be x3 countewpois'd. 
Draw uWu nyeaw, Queen Margaret, ÚwÚ and >w< be :3 a witness 
:33 That ÚwÚ Bonya uWu shaww >w< be UwU wife ^-^ to OwO the Engwish xDD king. 
PRINCE >_< OF WALES. ÚwÚ To Edwawd, uWu but ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO the Engwish xDD king. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Deceitfuw UwU Wawwick, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >w< thy :33 device 
By :3 this awwiance ^-^ to ^-^ make UwU void my ;;w;; suit. 
Before >w< thy ^w^ coming, Wewis ÚwÚ was Henry's >w< fwiend. 
>_< WEWIS. And still :3 is fwiend ^-^ to him ÚwÚ and ^.^ Mawgawet. 
But ^-^ if >_> youw title ^-^ to OwO the :3 cwown >w< be ;;w;; weak, 
UwU As ^-^ may :3 appeaw uWu by x3 Edwawd's good >w< success, 
;;w;; Then 'tis uWu but reason UwU that I >w< be OwO weweas'd 
From giving aid ;;w;; which ^.^ wate I >w< pwomised. 
>_> Yet uWu shaww you ^.^ have >w< aww >_> kindnyess at my hand 
:33 That >_> youw ^-^ estate xDD wequiwes ÚwÚ and >_< minye can yield. 
:3 WAWWICK. ^-^ Henwy :3 nyow ;;w;; wives in xDD Scotwand at his ^-^ case, 
:3 Whewe having nothing, nyothing can ^.^ he lose. 
And as uWu fow you OwO youwsewf, ^-^ ouw :3 quondam queen, 
You ^.^ have :3 a fathew able ^-^ to maintain you, 
And better 'twere you twoubwed him than OwO Fwance. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Peace, impudent ÚwÚ and shamewess UwU Wawwick, 
Proud setter OwO up ÚwÚ and OwO puwwew ;;w;; down >_> of ;;w;; kings! 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot x3 hence ÚwÚ tiww with my talk ÚwÚ and >_< teaws, 
Both :33 fuww >_> of truth, I ^-^ make UwU King Wewis >w< behowd 
x3 Thy >_> swy ^.^ conveyance ÚwÚ and >w< thy ;;w;; wowd's false :33 wuv; 
>_< Fow uWu both >_> of you awe :33 biwds >_> of ;;w;; sewf-same ^-^ feathew. 
^.^ [POST xDD bwowing :3 a ^w^ hown ^w^ within] 
>_< WEWIS. UwU Wawwick, :3 this :3 is >w< some OwO post ^-^ to OwO us ^w^ ow thee. 

x3 Entew OwO the >_< POST 

POST. UwU My lord ambassadow, ^.^ these letters awe uWu fow you, 
xDD Sent ^-^ fwom >_> youw :33 bwothew, UwU Mawquis :3 Montague. 
^.^ These ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw UwU King x3 unto >_> youw Majesty. 
And, UwU madam, ^.^ these uWu fow OwO you; ^-^ fwom xDD whom I xDD knyow not. 
^.^ [They >w< aww ;;w;; wead theiw wettews] 
OXFOWD. I >_< wike ^.^ it ;;w;; weww UwU that ^-^ ouw fair Queen ÚwÚ and ^w^ mistwess 
OwO Smiwes at xDD hew UwU nyews, >_< whiwe Warwick :33 fwowns at ^-^ his. 
PRINCE >_< OF WALES. ;;w;; Nyay, mark how Wewis ^.^ stamps as ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe ^w^ nyettwed. 
I >w< hope all's uWu fow OwO the >_> best. 
>_< WEWIS. UwU Wawwick, what awe >w< thy x3 nyews? And xDD youws, fair ÚwÚ Queen? 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Minye such as fiww my OwO heawt with >w< unhop'd >w< joys. 
:3 WAWWICK. Minye, :33 fuww >_> of UwU sowwow ÚwÚ and ^w^ heawt's discontent. 
>_< WEWIS. >_> What, >_> has >_> youw ;;w;; king married OwO the OwO Wady ^w^ Gwey? 
And nyow, ^-^ to >_> soothe >_> youw forgery ÚwÚ and his, 
:3 Sends me :3 a paper ^-^ to >_< pewsuade me x3 patience? 
^-^ Is :3 this th' awwiance UwU that ^.^ he UwU seeks with :33 Fwance? 
>w< Dawe ^.^ he presume ^-^ to :33 scown OwO us in :3 this ;;w;; mannyew? 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. I told >_> youw uWu Majesty as >w< much >_> befowe. 
:3 This pwuvth x3 Edwawd's love ÚwÚ and xDD Wawwick's x3 honyesty. 
:3 WAWWICK. UwU King ^-^ Wewis, I here uWu pwotest in OwO sight >_> of UwU heaven, 
And uWu by OwO the >w< hope I ^.^ have >_> of ^w^ heavenwy >_< bwiss, 
:33 That I x3 am ;;w;; cweaw ^-^ fwom :3 this UwU misdeed >_> of Edward's- 
:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe my ^-^ king, uWu fow ^.^ he :3 dishonyouws uWu me, 
But UwU most himself, ^-^ if ^.^ he :33 couwd UwU see his >w< shame. 
OwO Did I ^-^ fowget UwU that uWu by OwO the house >_> of uWu Yowk 
UwU My fathew came ;;w;; untimewy ^-^ to his UwU death? 
OwO Did I let xDD pass th' ^w^ abuse x3 donye ^-^ to my ;;w;; nyiece? 
OwO Did I impawe him with OwO the uWu wegaw crown? 
OwO Did I >w< put ^-^ Henwy ^-^ fwom his ÚwÚ nyative OwO wight? 
And x3 am I UwU guewdon'd at OwO the last with shame? 
Shame uWu on himsewf! uWu fow my desewt :3 is >_> honyouw; 
And ^-^ to wepaiw my uWu honyouw lost uWu fow him 
I here ^-^ wenyounce him ÚwÚ and xDD wetuwn ^-^ to ^.^ Henwy. 
UwU My x3 nyobwe uWu Queen, let fowmew ^-^ gwudges pass, 
And ^w^ hencefowth I x3 am >w< thy OwO twue >_< sewvitow. 
I uWu wiww wevenge his :33 wwong ^-^ to OwO Wady ^-^ Bonya, 
And wepwant ^-^ Henwy in his fowmew state. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. UwU Wawwick, ^.^ these uWu wowds ^.^ have tuwn'd my UwU hate ^-^ to :33 wuv; 
And I forgive ÚwÚ and ^-^ quite ^-^ fowget ^.^ owd fauwts, 
And ^.^ joy UwU that :3 thou ^w^ becom'st UwU King Henry's >w< fwiend. 
:3 WAWWICK. ^w^ So >w< much his OwO fwiend, ^-^ ay, his unfeignyed OwO fwiend, 
:33 That ^-^ if UwU King Wewis OwO vouchsafe ^-^ to >_> fuwnyish OwO us 
x3 With >w< some xDD few xDD bands >_> of :3 chosen soldiers, 
I'll >_< undewtake ^-^ to ^.^ wand them uWu on ^-^ ouw >w< coast 
And x3 fowce OwO the >_> tywant ^-^ fwom his x3 seat uWu by waw. 
^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot his nyew-made ^w^ bwide uWu shaww succour him; 
And as uWu fow Clarence, as my letters tell uWu me, 
>w< He's vewy :33 wikewy :3 nyow ^-^ to ^-^ faww ^-^ fwom him 
>_< Fow xDD matching ^-^ mowe uWu fow >_< wanton wust than uWu honyouw 
Ow than uWu fow OwO stwength ÚwÚ and >_> safety >_> of ^-^ ouw countwy. 
>_> BONyA. UwU Deaw :33 bwothew, how uWu shaww ÚwÚ Bonya >w< be reveng'd 
But uWu by >w< thy ^w^ hewp ^-^ to :3 this >_> distwessed OwO queen? 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Renowned Pwince, how uWu shaww UwU poow ^-^ Henwy live 
>_< Unwess :3 thou rescue him ^-^ fwom ;;w;; fouw despaiw? 
>_> BONyA. UwU My >_< quawwew ÚwÚ and :3 this Engwish UwU queen's awe ^w^ onye. 
:3 WAWWICK. And ÚwÚ minye, fair OwO Wady ^-^ Bonya, joins with ^w^ youws. 
>_< WEWIS. And >_< minye with x3 hews, ÚwÚ and thinye, ÚwÚ and >_> Mawgawet's. 
:33 Thewefowe, at ^w^ wast, I firmly x3 am resolv'd 
You uWu shaww ^.^ have :33 aid. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. >_> Wet me ^w^ give humbwe ^w^ thanks uWu fow >w< aww at ^-^ once. 
>_< WEWIS. >_> Then, England's x3 messengew, xDD wetuwn in OwO post 
And tell false Edwawd, >w< thy supposed ^-^ king, 
:33 That Wewis >_> of Fwance :3 is ^w^ sending xDD uvw ;;w;; masquews 
ÚwÚ To revel ^.^ it with him ÚwÚ and his OwO nyew bwide. 
Thou >w< seest ^w^ what's ÚwÚ past; >w< go ;;w;; feaw >w< thy ;;w;; king :3 withaw. 
>_> BONyA. >_> Teww ^w^ him, in >w< hope :3 he'ww ^w^ pwuv :3 a widower ÚwÚ showtwy, 
I'll wear OwO the ^-^ wiwwow-gawwand uWu fow his sake. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. >_> Teww him my ÚwÚ mouwnying weeds awe >_> waid :33 aside, 
And I x3 am ready ^-^ to >w< put xDD awmouw x3 on. 
:3 WAWWICK. >_> Teww him ^-^ fwom me UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 donye me ^.^ wwong, 
And OwO thewefowe I'll uncrown him ere't >w< be UwU wong. 
There's >w< thy wewawd; >w< be gone. Exit >_< POST 
>_< WEWIS. But, UwU Wawwick, 
Thou ÚwÚ and Oxford, with five ^w^ thousand ^-^ men, 
:33 Shaww cross OwO the :33 seas ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid false >_< Edwawd UwU battwe: 
And, as >w< occasion serves, :3 this x3 nyobwe Queen 
And Prince uWu shaww follow with :3 a ^.^ fwesh suppwy. 
xDD Yet, ewe :3 thou ÚwÚ go, uWu but ÚwÚ answew me ^-^ onye >w< doubt: 
What ;;w;; pwedge ^.^ have ^-^ we >_> of >w< thy ^w^ fiwm woyawty? 
:3 WAWWICK. :3 This uWu shaww assuwe my ;;w;; constant >_> woyawty: 
:33 That ^-^ if ^-^ ouw Queen ÚwÚ and :3 this x3 young Prince agree, 
I'll >_> join >_< minye ewdest daughter ÚwÚ and my ^.^ joy 
ÚwÚ To him >_> fowthwith in holy wedlock ;;w;; bands. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. x3 Yes, I agree, ÚwÚ and :3 thank you uWu fow >_> youw :33 motion. 
>w< Son Edwawd, ^.^ she :3 is fair ÚwÚ and viwtuous, 
OwO Thewefowe delay nyot- ^w^ give >w< thy hand ^-^ to xDD Wawwick; 
And with >w< thy hand >w< thy :3 faith irrevocable 
:33 That only xDD Wawwick's daughter uWu shaww >w< be >w< thinye. 
PRINCE >_< OF WALES. x3 Yes, I accept UwU hew, uWu fow ^.^ she ;;w;; weww ^-^ desewves xDD it; 
And ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ to ;;w;; pwedge my vow, I ^w^ give my hand. 
:3 [He gives his hand ^-^ to WAWWICK] 
>_< WEWIS. stay ^-^ we ^w^ nyow? ^.^ These xDD sowdiews uWu shaww >w< be levied; 
And thou, Wowd Bouwbon, ^-^ ouw High Admiral, 
:33 Shaww ;;w;; waft them xDD uvw with ^-^ ouw :33 woyaw fweet. 
I wong ÚwÚ tiww >_< Edwawd ^-^ faww uWu by waw's mischance 
>_< Fow >_> mocking mawwiage with :3 a >_< dame >_> of OwO Fwance. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but uWu WAWWICK 
:3 WAWWICK. I came ^-^ fwom >_< Edwawd as ambassadow, 
But I xDD wetuwn his sworn ÚwÚ and x3 mowtaw ÚwÚ foe. 
:33 Mattew >_> of mawwiage ÚwÚ was OwO the chawge ^.^ he >_> gave uWu me, 
But dreadful OwO waw uWu shaww ÚwÚ answew his :3 demand. 
Had ^.^ he UwU nyonye ewse ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a ^-^ stawe uWu but x3 me? 
;;w;; Then UwU nyonye uWu but I uWu shaww xDD tuwn his ÚwÚ jest ^-^ to sorrow. 
I ÚwÚ was OwO the >_> chief UwU that rais'd him ^-^ to OwO the UwU cwown, 
And I'll >w< be >_> chief ^-^ to bwing him ;;w;; down ÚwÚ again; 
:3 Nyot UwU that I ^-^ pity Henry's misery, 
But >w< seek wevenge uWu on x3 Edwawd's uWu mockewy. Exit 




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^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
Wondon. The :33 pawace 

x3 Entew GWOUCESTEW, CWAWENCE, x3 SOMEWSET, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; MONTAGUE 

OwO GWOUCESTEW. Nyow tell uWu me, bwothew Clarence, what ÚwÚ think you 
x3 Of :3 this OwO nyew mawwiage with OwO the OwO Wady ^w^ Gwey? 
;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw bwothew :3 made :3 a >w< wowthy :33 choice? 
CWAWENCE. ^.^ Awas, you xDD knyow 'tis :3 faw ^-^ fwom x3 hence ^-^ to ^.^ Fwance! 
OwO How :33 couwd ^.^ he stay ÚwÚ tiww Warwick :3 made >w< wetuwn? 
SOMEWSET. UwU My x3 wowds, uWu fowbeaw :3 this x3 tawk; here comes OwO the King. 

:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew KING ^-^ EDWAWD, attended; LADY 
>w< GWEY, as Queen; PEMBWOKE, >_< STAFFOWD, ^w^ HASTINGS, 
ÚwÚ and ^.^ othews. ÚwÚ Fouw ^.^ stand uWu on ^-^ onye >w< side, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fouw uWu on OwO the uWu othew 

OwO GWOUCESTEW. And his OwO weww-chosen bwide. 
CWAWENCE. I :33 mind ^-^ to tell him ^-^ pwainwy what I uWu think. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. Nyow, bwothew >_> of Clarence, how >_< wike you ^-^ ouw UwU choice 
:33 That you ^.^ stand pensive as half malcontent? 
CWAWENCE. UwU As ;;w;; weww as Wewis >_> of Fwance ^w^ ow OwO the Eaww >_> of UwU Wawwick, 
^w^ Which awe OwO so uWu weak >_> of :33 couwage ÚwÚ and in ÚwÚ judgment 
:33 That they'll UwU take nyo OwO offence at ^-^ ouw UwU abuse. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. Suppose uWu they UwU take OwO offence ^-^ without :3 a cause; 
^.^ They awe uWu but Wewis ÚwÚ and Wawwick: I x3 am Edwawd, 
Your UwU King ÚwÚ and xDD Wawwick's ÚwÚ and >w< must ^.^ have my uWu wiww. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. And uWu shaww ^.^ have >_> youw wiww, ^.^ because ^-^ ouw King. 
>_> Yet ^-^ hasty mawwiage uWu sewdom pwuvth :33 weww. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. xDD Yea, bwothew ÚwÚ Wichawd, awe you uWu offended too? 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. :3 Nyot :3 I. 
No, :3 God fowbid UwU that I shouwd ^w^ wish them UwU sevew'd 
x3 Whom :3 God ;;w;; hath xDD join'd >_< togethew; ^-^ ay, ÚwÚ and 'twere ^-^ pity 
ÚwÚ To sunder them UwU that ^.^ yoke OwO so ;;w;; weww >w< togethew. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. x3 Setting >_> youw scorns ÚwÚ and >_> youw xDD miswike :33 aside, 
>_> Teww me >w< some reason x3 why OwO the OwO Wady xDD Gwey 
;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ become my UwU wife ÚwÚ and England's Queen. 
And you UwU too, Somerset ÚwÚ and :3 Montague, 
^w^ Speak ^-^ fweewy what you uWu think. 
CWAWENCE. ;;w;; Then :3 this :3 is >_< minye opinion: UwU that UwU King Wewis 
:33 Becomes >_> youw enemy uWu fow >_> mocking him 
About OwO the mawwiage >_> of OwO the OwO Wady Bonya. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. And UwU Wawwick, UwU doing what you >_> gave in chawge, 
^-^ Is :3 nyow ^.^ dishonyouwed uWu by :3 this OwO nyew marriage. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. What ^-^ if uWu both Wewis ÚwÚ and Warwick >w< be OwO appeas'd 
By such ÚwÚ invention as I can ^-^ devise? 
>_< MONTAGUE. >_> Yet ^-^ to ^.^ have xDD join'd with Fwance in such awwiance 
Wouwd ^-^ mowe ^.^ have ^w^ stwength'nyed :3 this ^-^ ouw commonweawth 
'Gainst foweign stowms than ^-^ any xDD home-bwed marriage. 
HASTINGS. ÚwÚ Why, knows ^.^ nyot Montague UwU that >_> of itsewf 
^.^ Engwand :3 is xDD safe, ^-^ if OwO twue within itself? 
>_< MONTAGUE. But OwO the OwO safew when 'tis ;;w;; back'd with OwO Fwance. 
HASTINGS. ^.^ 'Tis better :3 using Fwance than x3 twusting OwO Fwance. 
>_> Wet OwO us >w< be ;;w;; back'd with God, ÚwÚ and with OwO the :33 seas 
^w^ Which ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :3 giv'n uWu fow :33 fence impwegnyabwe, 
And with theiw ^w^ hewps only ^w^ defend :33 ouwsewves. 
UwU In them ÚwÚ and in uWu ouwsewves ^-^ ouw >_> safety wies. 
CWAWENCE. >_< Fow :3 this ^-^ onye OwO speech Wowd ^-^ Hastings ;;w;; weww ^-^ desewves 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have OwO the ÚwÚ heiw >_> of OwO the Wowd Hungerford. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. >w< Ay, what >_> of ÚwÚ that? ^.^ it ÚwÚ was my uWu wiww ÚwÚ and >_> gwant; 
And uWu fow :3 this UwU once my uWu wiww uWu shaww ^.^ stand uWu fow waw. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. And ÚwÚ yet >w< methinks >_> youw OwO Gwace ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot x3 donye ;;w;; weww 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give OwO the ÚwÚ heiw ÚwÚ and daughter >_> of Wowd Scales 
^.^ Unto OwO the bwothew >_> of >_> youw :33 woving bwide. 
She better would ^.^ have >_< fitted me ^w^ ow Clarence; 
But in >_> youw ^w^ bwide you :33 buwy bwothewhood. 
CWAWENCE. Ow ewse you would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have bestow'd OwO the ÚwÚ heiw 
x3 Of OwO the Wowd ;;w;; Bonviwwe uWu on >_> youw OwO nyew :3 wife's UwU son, 
And xDD weave >_> youw bwothews ^-^ to >w< go ÚwÚ speed ewsewhewe. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow uWu Cwawence! ^-^ Is ^.^ it uWu fow :3 a UwU wife 
:33 That :3 thou art malcontent? I uWu wiww :3 pwovide thee. 
CWAWENCE. UwU In UwU choosing uWu fow yourself you show'd >_> youw judgment, 
^w^ Which being ÚwÚ shawwow, you uWu shaww ^w^ give me xDD weave 
ÚwÚ To xDD pway OwO the bwokew in >_< minye >_> own >_< behawf; 
And ^-^ to UwU that ^-^ end I :33 showtwy :33 mind ^-^ to xDD weave you. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. Weave me ^w^ ow tawwy, >_< Edwawd uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; King, 
And ^.^ nyot >w< be tied x3 unto his >_< bwothew's uWu wiww. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. UwU My x3 wowds, before ^.^ it pleas'd his uWu Majesty 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ waise my OwO state ^-^ to title >_> of :3 a queen, 
Do me uWu but >_< wight, ÚwÚ and you >w< must >w< aww x3 confess 
:33 That I ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ^-^ ignyobwe >_> of ^-^ descent: 
And meaner than ^-^ mysewf ^.^ have xDD had >_< wike xDD fowtunye. 
But as :3 this title honours me ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ minye, 
^w^ So >_> youw diswikes, ^-^ to xDD whom I would >w< be pleasing, 
^-^ Doth cwoud my >_< joys with danger ÚwÚ and with sorrow. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. UwU My love, uWu fowbeaw ^-^ to ^w^ fawn x3 upon theiw frowns. 
What danger ^w^ ow what UwU sowwow can befall ^.^ thee, 
^w^ So wong as >_< Edwawd :3 is >w< thy ;;w;; constant fwiend 
And theiw OwO twue x3 suvweign xDD whom uWu they >w< must obey? 
;;w;; Nyay, xDD whom uWu they uWu shaww uWu obey, ÚwÚ and love ÚwÚ thee UwU too, 
>_< Unwess uWu they >w< seek uWu fow xDD hatwed at my OwO hands; 
^w^ Which ^-^ if uWu they uWu do, ÚwÚ yet uWu wiww I ^-^ keep ÚwÚ thee xDD safe, 
And uWu they uWu shaww ;;w;; feew OwO the ;;w;; vengeance >_> of my :3 wwath. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ [Aside] I OwO heaw, ÚwÚ yet uWu say ^.^ nyot xDD much, uWu but ÚwÚ think OwO the more. 

x3 Entew :3 a >_< POST 

KING >_< EDWAWD. Nyow, x3 messengew, what letters ^w^ ow what UwU nyews 
From :33 Fwance? 
MESSENGEW. UwU My x3 suvweign UwU wiege, nyo :3 wettews, ÚwÚ and xDD few x3 wowds, 
But such as OwO I, ^-^ without >_> youw speciaw pawdon, 
>w< Dawe ^.^ nyot ;;w;; wewate. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. uWu Go ^.^ to, ^-^ we pawdon thee; ^.^ thewefowe, in brief, 
>_> Teww me theiw uWu wowds as ;;w;; nyeaw as :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ guess ^.^ them. 
What ÚwÚ answew makes UwU King Wewis x3 unto ^-^ ouw OwO wettews? 
MESSENGEW. ^.^ At my x3 depawt, ^.^ these ;;w;; wewe his vewy xDD wowds: 
'Go tell false Edwawd, OwO the supposed ^-^ king, 
:33 That Wewis >_> of Fwance :3 is ^w^ sending xDD uvw ;;w;; masquews 
ÚwÚ To revel ^.^ it with him ÚwÚ and his OwO nyew >_> bwide.' 
KING >_< EDWAWD. IS Wewis OwO so bwave? Belike ^.^ he OwO thinks me ^.^ Henwy. 
But what ^w^ said OwO Wady ÚwÚ Bonya ^-^ to my UwU mawwiage? 
MESSENGEW. ^.^ These ;;w;; wewe xDD hew x3 wowds, UwU utt'wed with mild uWu disdain: 
'Tell ^w^ him, in >w< hope :3 he'ww ^w^ pwuv :3 a widower ÚwÚ showtwy, 
I'll wear OwO the ^-^ wiwwow-gawwand uWu fow his ^.^ sake.' 
KING >_< EDWAWD. I blame ^.^ nyot her: ^.^ she :33 couwd uWu say wittwe less; 
She xDD had OwO the ^.^ wwong. But what ^w^ said Henry's OwO queen? 
>_< Fow I ^.^ have heard UwU that ^.^ she ÚwÚ was there in :3 pwace. 
MESSENGEW. 'Tell >w< him' OwO quoth ^.^ she x3 'my ÚwÚ mouwnying weeds awe >_< donye, 
And I x3 am ready ^-^ to >w< put xDD awmouw ^-^ on.' 
KING >_< EDWAWD. Belike ^.^ she ^w^ minds ^-^ to xDD pway OwO the ;;w;; Amazon. 
But what ^w^ said Warwick ^-^ to ^.^ these injuries? 
MESSENGEW. >_< He, ^-^ mowe :3 incens'd x3 against >_> youw uWu Majesty 
>w< Than >w< aww OwO the rest, :33 dischawg'd me with ^.^ these xDD wowds: 
'Tell him ^-^ fwom me UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 donye me ^-^ wwong; 
And OwO thewefowe I'll uncrown him ere't >w< be long.' 
KING >_< EDWAWD. Ha! durst OwO the >_> twaitow bweathe >_< out OwO so >_> pwoud wowds? 
Weww, I uWu wiww arm uWu me, being ;;w;; thus >w< fowewawn'd. 
^.^ They uWu shaww ^.^ have wars ÚwÚ and pay uWu fow theiw >_< pwesumption. 
But ÚwÚ say, :3 is Warwick fwiends with Margaret? 
MESSENGEW. >w< Ay, >_< gwacious UwU suvweign; uWu they awe OwO so uWu wink'd in friendship 
:33 That x3 young Prince >_< Edwawd :3 mawwies xDD Wawwick's daughter. 
CWAWENCE. Belike OwO the elder; uWu Cwawence uWu wiww ^.^ have OwO the ÚwÚ youngew. 
Nyow, bwothew ^-^ king, ^.^ faweweww, ÚwÚ and ^-^ sit you :3 fast, 
>_< Fow I uWu wiww x3 hence ^-^ to xDD Wawwick's uWu othew ^-^ daughtew; 
That, >w< though I UwU want :3 a UwU kingdom, ÚwÚ yet in mawwiage 
I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot ^w^ pwuv :3 infewiow ^-^ to OwO youwsewf. 
You UwU that love me ÚwÚ and UwU Wawwick, follow >_> me. 
Exit, ÚwÚ and ^.^ SOMEWSET UwU fowwows 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ [Aside] :3 Nyot :3 I. 
UwU My >_> thoughts ^-^ aim at :3 a further matter; I 
uWu Stay ^.^ nyot uWu fow OwO the love >_> of >_< Edwawd uWu but OwO the ^w^ cwown. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. uWu Cwawence ÚwÚ and Somerset uWu both gonye ^-^ to Warwick! 
>_> Yet x3 am I UwU awm'd x3 against OwO the wowst can :3 happen; 
And haste :3 is :3 nyeedfuw in :3 this x3 desp'wate ^.^ case. 
^w^ Pembwoke ÚwÚ and uWu Staffowd, you in ^-^ ouw behawf 
uWu Go levy x3 men ÚwÚ and ^-^ make :33 pwepawe uWu fow waw; 
^.^ They awe uWu awweady, ^w^ ow >_> quickwy uWu wiww >w< be landed. 
Myself in person uWu wiww straight follow you. 
>_< Exeunt PEMBROKE ÚwÚ and STAFFOWD 
But ewe I ÚwÚ go, ^-^ Hastings ÚwÚ and :3 Montague, 
Resolve my >_> doubt. You OwO twain, >_> of >w< aww OwO the rest, 
uWu Awe ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ to Warwick uWu by UwU bwood ÚwÚ and uWu by xDD awwiance. 
>_> Teww me ^-^ if you love Warwick ^-^ mowe than x3 me? 
>w< If ^.^ it >w< be so, then uWu both xDD depawt ^-^ to UwU him: 
I wathew ^w^ wish you :33 foes than >w< howwow >_< fwiends. 
But ^-^ if you :33 mind ^-^ to howd >_> youw OwO twue ÚwÚ obedience, 
>w< Give me assuwance with >w< some fwiendwy vow, 
:33 That I ^-^ may never ^.^ have you in uWu suspect. 
>_< MONTAGUE. ^w^ So :3 God ^w^ hewp Montague as ^.^ he proves :3 twue! 
HASTINGS. And ^-^ Hastings as ^.^ he favouws x3 Edwawd's xDD cause! 
KING >_< EDWAWD. Nyow, bwothew ÚwÚ Wichawd, uWu wiww you ^.^ stand uWu by >_> us? 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< Ay, in UwU despite >_> of >w< aww UwU that uWu shaww ^w^ withstand you. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Why, so! then x3 am I ^w^ suwe >_> of >_< victowy. 
Nyow OwO thewefowe let OwO us hence, ÚwÚ and wose nyo hour 
;;w;; Tiww ^-^ we ^.^ meet Warwick with his foweign :3 pow'w. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
OwO A ;;w;; pwain in OwO Wawwickshiwe 

x3 Entew uWu WAWWICK ÚwÚ and OXFORD, with xDD Fwench xDD sowdiews 

:3 WAWWICK. OwO Twust uWu me, my lord, >w< aww hithewto :33 goes ;;w;; weww; 
The ^w^ common ^w^ peopwe uWu by ÚwÚ nyumbews ^w^ swawm ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. 

x3 Entew CLARENCE ÚwÚ and ^.^ SOMEWSET 

But UwU see xDD whewe Somerset ÚwÚ and uWu Cwawence comes. 
^w^ Speak ^w^ suddenwy, my UwU wowds- awe ^-^ we >w< aww uWu fwiends? 
CWAWENCE. OwO Feaw ^.^ nyot UwU that, my :33 wowd. 
:3 WAWWICK. >_> Then, gentwe Clarence, ^-^ wewcome x3 unto xDD Wawwick; 
And welcome, Somerset. I howd ^.^ it ^w^ cowawdice 
ÚwÚ To west mistwustfuw xDD whewe :3 a x3 nyobwe OwO heawt 
;;w;; Hath xDD pawn'd OwO an open hand in >w< sign >_> of :33 wuv; 
Else UwU might I ÚwÚ think UwU that Clarence, x3 Edwawd's :33 bwothew, 
Were uWu but :3 a feigned fwiend ^-^ to ^-^ ouw x3 pwoceedings. 
But welcome, ^w^ sweet Clarence; my daughter uWu shaww >w< be >w< thinye. 
And :3 nyow what wests ;;w;; but, in nyight's ÚwÚ cuvwtuwe, 
x3 Thy bwothew being ^w^ cawewesswy ^.^ encamp'd, 
His xDD sowdiews lurking in OwO the OwO towns >w< about, 
And uWu but attended uWu by :3 a ÚwÚ simpwe ^-^ guawd, 
We ^-^ may surprise ÚwÚ and UwU take him at ^-^ ouw pleasure? 
Our ;;w;; scouts ^.^ have ;;w;; found OwO the adventuwe vewy ;;w;; easy; 
:33 That as Uwysses ÚwÚ and :33 stout >_< Diomede 
x3 With sleight ÚwÚ and :3 manhood stole ^-^ to Rhesus' tents, 
And ^w^ bwought ^-^ fwom ^.^ thence OwO the Thracian :33 fataw >_< steeds, 
^w^ So >_> we, ;;w;; weww uWu cuvw'd with OwO the nyight's bwack ^-^ mantwe, 
^.^ At unyawawes ^-^ may beat ;;w;; down x3 Edwawd's guawd 
And ÚwÚ seize ^-^ himsewf- I uWu say ^.^ nyot 'slaughter ^.^ him,' 
>_< Fow I intend uWu but only ^-^ to surprise >_> him. 
You UwU that uWu wiww follow me ^-^ to :3 this attempt, 
Appwaud OwO the name >_> of ^-^ Henwy with >_> youw weadew. 
^.^ [They >w< aww x3 cwy x3 'Henwy!'] 
UwU Why then, wet's uWu on ^-^ ouw uWu way in ;;w;; siwent :33 sowt. 
>_< Fow Warwick ÚwÚ and his fwiends, :3 God ÚwÚ and x3 Saint Geowge! >_< Exeunt 



^-^ SCENyE III. 
x3 Edwawd's camp, ;;w;; nyeaw Warwick 

x3 Entew three :33 WATCHMEN, ^-^ to guawd OwO the UwU KING'S tent 

OwO FIWST WATCHMAN. Come OwO on, my masters, OwO each man UwU take his ÚwÚ stand; 
The UwU King uWu by :3 this :3 is xDD set him ;;w;; down ^-^ to ^-^ sweep. 
x3 SECOND WATCHMAN. >_> What, uWu wiww ^.^ he ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >_> bed? 
OwO FIWST WATCHMAN. ÚwÚ Why, no; uWu fow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 made :3 a sowemn x3 vow 
uWu Nyevew ^-^ to lie ÚwÚ and UwU take his :3 nyatuwaw west 
;;w;; Tiww Warwick ^w^ ow ^-^ himsewf >w< be ^-^ quite suppress'd. 
x3 SECOND WATCHMAN. >w< To-mowwow then, ;;w;; bewike, uWu shaww >w< be OwO the day, 
>w< If Warwick >w< be OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw as x3 men >_< wepowt. 
uWu THIWD WATCHMAN. But ÚwÚ say, I pray, what nyobweman :3 is UwU that 
:33 That with OwO the UwU King here :3 westeth in his UwU tent? 
OwO FIWST WATCHMAN. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the Wowd Hastings, OwO the King's UwU chiefest >w< fwiend. 
uWu THIWD WATCHMAN. :33 O, :3 is ^.^ it ^w^ So? But x3 why ÚwÚ commands OwO the UwU King 
:33 That his >_> chief followers lodge in OwO towns about ^w^ him, 
OwO Whiwe ^.^ he ^-^ himsewf >_< keeps in OwO the x3 cowd UwU fiewd? 
x3 SECOND WATCHMAN. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the ^-^ mowe xDD honyouw, ^.^ because ^-^ mowe dangewous. 
uWu THIWD WATCHMAN. >w< Ay, uWu but ^w^ give me wowship ÚwÚ and quietnyess; 
I >_< wike ^.^ it better than dangewous honyouw. 
>w< If Warwick knew in what ^-^ estate ^.^ he :3 stands, 
^.^ 'Tis ^-^ to >w< be >w< doubted ^.^ he would waken >_> him. 
OwO FIWST WATCHMAN. >_< Unwess ^-^ ouw xDD hawbewds >_> did OwO shut OwO up his ^-^ passage. 
x3 SECOND WATCHMAN. >w< Ay, xDD whewefowe ewse guawd ^-^ we his :33 woyaw tent 
But ^-^ to ^w^ defend his person ^-^ fwom ^w^ nyight-foes? 

x3 Entew >w< WAWWICK, CWAWENCE, OXFORD, x3 SOMEWSET, 
ÚwÚ and xDD Fwench soldiers, ;;w;; siwent >w< aww 

:3 WAWWICK. :3 This :3 is his tent; ÚwÚ and UwU see xDD whewe ^.^ stand his ^.^ guawd. 
Courage, my :3 mastews! ^-^ Honyouw :3 nyow ^w^ ow >w< nyevew! 
But follow uWu me, ÚwÚ and >_< Edwawd uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ ouws. 
OwO FIWST WATCHMAN. OwO Who :33 goes thewe? 
x3 SECOND WATCHMAN. >w< Stay, ^w^ ow :3 thou ^-^ diest. 

uWu WAWWICK ÚwÚ and OwO the west x3 cwy >w< aww ^w^ 'Wawwick! >w< Wawwick!' ÚwÚ and 
xDD set x3 upon OwO the ^-^ guawd, ^-^ who fly, cwying 'Arm! Awm!' uWu WAWWICK 
ÚwÚ and OwO the west following them 

The uWu dwum playing ÚwÚ and twumpet sounding, re-enter uWu WAWWICK 
ÚwÚ and OwO the rest, ÚwÚ bwinging OwO the KING >_< out in his >_< gown, 
^.^ sitting in :3 a uWu chaiw. ^w^ GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and >_> HASTINGS UwU fwy xDD uvw OwO the OwO stage 

SOMEWSET. What awe uWu they UwU that UwU fwy thewe? 
:3 WAWWICK. Richard ÚwÚ and ^.^ Hastings. >_> Wet them ^.^ go; here :3 is OwO the >_> Duke. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. The Duke! ÚwÚ Why, UwU Wawwick, when ^-^ we parted, 
Thou :3 caww'dst me ^.^ King? 
:3 WAWWICK. >w< Ay, uWu but OwO the UwU case :3 is alter'd. 
When you disgrac'd me in my :3 embassade, 
;;w;; Then I degraded you ^-^ fwom being ;;w;; King, 
And come :3 nyow ^-^ to UwU cweate you UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Yowk. 
^.^ Awas, how shouwd you :33 guvwn ^-^ any :3 kingdom 
:33 That xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how ^-^ to ;;w;; use >_< ambassadows, 
Nyow how ^-^ to >w< be OwO contented with ^-^ onye xDD wife, 
Nyow how ^-^ to ;;w;; use >_> youw bwothews :3 bwothewwy, 
Nyow how ^-^ to study uWu fow OwO the people's uWu wewfawe, 
Nyow how ^-^ to x3 shwoud yourself ^-^ fwom enyemies? 
KING >_< EDWAWD. xDD Yea, bwothew >_> of Clarence, art :3 thou here too? 
;;w;; Nyay, then I UwU see UwU that >_< Edwawd ^.^ nyeeds >w< must down. 
xDD Yet, UwU Wawwick, in UwU despite >_> of >w< aww :33 mischance, 
x3 Of ÚwÚ thee thyself ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< thy ;;w;; compwices, 
>_< Edwawd uWu wiww :33 awways bear ^-^ himsewf as King. 
^-^ Though >_< fowtunye's ;;w;; mawice ^w^ uvwthwow my state, 
UwU My :33 mind exceeds OwO the ^w^ compass >_> of xDD hew wheel. 
:3 WAWWICK. >_> Then, uWu fow his UwU mind, >w< be >_< Edwawd England's king; 
[Takes x3 off his ^.^ cwown] 
But ^-^ Henwy :3 nyow uWu shaww wear OwO the Engwish :3 cwown 
And >w< be OwO twue UwU King UwU indeed; :3 thou uWu but OwO the shadow. 
UwU My Wowd >_> of >w< Somewset, at my UwU wequest, 
^w^ See UwU that >_> fowthwith UwU Duke >_< Edwawd >w< be uWu convey'd 
^.^ Unto my :33 bwothew, Awchbishop >_> of ^w^ Yowk. 
When I ^.^ have xDD fought with ^w^ Pembwoke ÚwÚ and his fellows, 
I'll follow you ÚwÚ and tell what ÚwÚ answew 
Wewis ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO Wady ÚwÚ Bonya ^-^ send ^-^ to >_> him. 
Nyow uWu fow :3 a >_< whiwe ^.^ faweweww, good UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Yowk. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. What fates ^.^ impose, UwU that x3 men >w< must ^.^ nyeeds uWu abide; 
^w^ It :33 boots ^.^ nyot ^-^ to resist uWu both ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and ;;w;; tide. 
^.^ [They ;;w;; wead him >_< out ^-^ fowcibwy] 
OXFOWD. What :3 nyow remains, my x3 wowds, uWu fow OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ do 
But mawch ^-^ to UwU Wondon with ^-^ ouw soldiers? 
:3 WAWWICK. >w< Ay, that's OwO the ^.^ fiwst xDD thing UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have ^-^ to do; 
ÚwÚ To free UwU King ^-^ Henwy ^-^ fwom uWu impwisonment, 
And UwU see him seated in OwO the uWu wegaw thwonye. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
Wondon. The :33 pawace 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ QUEEN xDD EWIZABETH ÚwÚ and WIVEWS 

x3 WIVEWS. ^w^ Madam, what makes you in :3 this ^w^ sudden uWu change? 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ÚwÚ Why, bwothew Rivers, awe you ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to learn 
What ^.^ wate ^-^ misfowtunye :3 is >_> befaww'n UwU King Edwawd? 
x3 WIVEWS. >_> What, woss >_> of >w< some >_> pitch'd ^-^ battwe x3 against >_< Wawwick? 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. No, uWu but OwO the woss >_> of his >_> own :33 woyaw ^.^ pewson. 
x3 WIVEWS. ;;w;; Then :3 is my x3 suvweign uWu swain? 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. >w< Ay, ^w^ awmost slain, uWu fow ^.^ he :3 is :3 taken pwisonyew; 
x3 Eithew betway'd uWu by :3 fawsehood >_> of his guawd 
Ow uWu by his ÚwÚ foe UwU suwpwis'd at :3 unyawawes; 
And, as I further ^.^ have ^-^ to >w< undewstand, 
^-^ Is OwO nyew committed ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ Bishop >_> of Yowk, 
x3 Feww xDD Wawwick's :33 bwothew, ÚwÚ and uWu by UwU that ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ foe. 
x3 WIVEWS. ^.^ These UwU nyews, I >w< must uWu confess, awe :33 fuww >_> of gwief; 
xDD Yet, >_< gwacious UwU madam, bear ^.^ it as you may: 
Warwick ^-^ may wose UwU that :3 nyow ;;w;; hath xDD won OwO the day. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ;;w;; Tiww then, fair >w< hope >w< must :33 hindew :3 wife's ÚwÚ decay. 
And I OwO the wathew wean me ^-^ fwom ^.^ despaiw 
>_< Fow love >_> of x3 Edwawd's offspring in my womb. 
:3 This :3 is ^.^ it UwU that makes me bridle passion 
And bear with :33 miwdnyess my misfowtunye's cross; 
>w< Ay, ^-^ ay, uWu fow :3 this I dwaw in many :3 a >w< teaw 
And xDD stop OwO the x3 wising >_> of ^-^ bwood-sucking ;;w;; sighs, 
Lest with my sighs ^w^ ow ;;w;; teaws I bwast ^w^ ow drown 
UwU King x3 Edwawd's OwO fwuit, OwO twue ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to th' Engwish ^w^ cwown. 
x3 WIVEWS. But, UwU madam, xDD whewe :3 is Warwick then ^w^ become? 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. I x3 am x3 infowm'd UwU that ^.^ he comes towards UwU Wondon 
ÚwÚ To xDD set OwO the :3 cwown UwU once ^-^ mowe uWu on Henry's head. 
^w^ Guess :3 thou OwO the ^w^ west: UwU King x3 Edwawd's fwiends >w< must down. 
But ^-^ to >w< pwevent OwO the ;;w;; tywant's x3 viowence- 
>_< Fow xDD twust ^.^ nyot him UwU that ;;w;; hath UwU once ^w^ bwoken >w< faith- 
I'll x3 hence >_> fowthwith x3 unto OwO the ^.^ sanctuawy 
ÚwÚ To :33 save at :33 weast OwO the ÚwÚ heiw >_> of x3 Edwawd's >_> wight. 
Thewe uWu shaww I west secure ^-^ fwom x3 fowce ÚwÚ and UwU fwaud. 
^w^ Come, ^.^ thewefowe, let OwO us UwU fwy >_< whiwe ^-^ we ^-^ may ;;w;; fwy: 
>w< If Warwick UwU take >w< us, ^-^ we awe ^w^ suwe ^-^ to ^-^ die. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE :3 V. 
OwO A ^.^ pawk ;;w;; nyeaw Middleham >_> Castwe in Yorkshire 

x3 Entew GWOUCESTEW, LORD ^w^ HASTINGS, ÚwÚ SIW WIWWIAM >_> STANWEY, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews 

OwO GWOUCESTEW. Nyow, my Wowd ^-^ Hastings ÚwÚ and Sir ^-^ Wiwwiam Stanwey, 
Weave x3 off ^-^ to wonder x3 why I >_< dwew you UwU hithew 
x3 Into :3 this UwU chiefest ^-^ thicket >_> of OwO the xDD pawk. 
ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ stands OwO the >_> case: you xDD knyow ^-^ ouw ;;w;; King, my :33 bwothew, 
^-^ Is pwisonyew ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ Bishop ;;w;; hewe, at uWu whose ^.^ hands 
ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath good >_< usage ÚwÚ and gweat liberty; 
And >_< often uWu but attended with uWu weak guawd 
x3 Comes x3 hunting :3 this uWu way ^-^ to disport :3 himsewf. 
I ^.^ have ;;w;; advewtis'd him uWu by >w< secwet :3 means 
:33 That ^-^ if about :3 this hour ^.^ he ^-^ make :3 this >_< way, 
^.^ Undew OwO the >w< cowouw >_> of his >_< usuaw game, 
ÚwÚ He uWu shaww here find his fwiends, with horse ÚwÚ and ^-^ men, 
ÚwÚ To xDD set him free ^-^ fwom his captivity. 

x3 Entew KING EDWAWD ÚwÚ and :3 a HUNTSMAN with him 

>w< HUNTSMAN. :3 This >_< way, my ^w^ wowd; uWu fow :3 this uWu way :3 wies OwO the game. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. ;;w;; Nyay, :3 this >_< way, xDD man. ^w^ See xDD whewe OwO the huntsmen :3 stand. 
Nyow, bwothew >_> of ^-^ Gwoucestew, Wowd Hastings, ÚwÚ and OwO the rest, 
Stand you ;;w;; thus :33 cwose ^-^ to >_< steaw OwO the ;;w;; Bishop's deew? 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. xDD Bwothew, OwO the UwU time ÚwÚ and UwU case requireth >_> haste; 
Your horse ^-^ stands ready at OwO the ^.^ pawk cownyew. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. But :33 whithew uWu shaww ^-^ we ^.^ then? 
HASTINGS. ÚwÚ To :3 Wynn, my ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ and shipt ^-^ fwom ^.^ thence ^-^ to Fwandews. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Weww guess'd, believe me; uWu fow UwU that ÚwÚ was my meaning. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. Stanwey, I uWu wiww ÚwÚ wequite >w< thy forwardness. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. But xDD whewefowe stay >_> we? ^.^ 'Tis nyo UwU time ^-^ to ^.^ tawk. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. Huntsman, what xDD say'st thou? uWu Wiwt :3 thou >w< go :33 awong? 
>w< HUNTSMAN. >_< Bettew ^-^ do OwO so than tawwy ÚwÚ and >w< be >_> hang'd. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Come then, away; wet's UwU ha' nyo ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ ado. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. >_< Bishop, faweweww. Shield ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom xDD Wawwick's ^.^ fwown, 
And pray UwU that I ^-^ may xDD wepossess OwO the ^w^ cwown. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE VI. 
Wondon. The >w< Towew 

:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew KING HENWY, CWAWENCE, >w< WAWWICK, x3 SOMEWSET, x3 young HENWY, 
^.^ EAWW >_< OF RICHMOND, OXFORD, :33 MONTAGUE, ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT >_< OF OwO THE ;;w;; TOWEW, ÚwÚ and attendants 

KING HENRY. ^-^ Mastew UwU Wieutenyant, :3 nyow UwU that :3 God ÚwÚ and fwiends 
>_< Have shaken >_< Edwawd ^-^ fwom OwO the uWu wegaw x3 seat 
And tuwn'd my :33 captive OwO state ^-^ to wibewty, 
UwU My ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to hope, my ;;w;; sowwows x3 unto ;;w;; joys, 
^.^ At ^-^ ouw enwawgement what awe >w< thy :3 due >w< fees? 
WIEUTENyANT. >w< Subjects ^-^ may challenge nyothing >_> of theiw :3 sov'weigns; 
But ^-^ if OwO an humbwe >w< pwayew ^-^ may prevail, 
I then crave pawdon >_> of >_> youw Majesty. 
KING HENRY. >_< Fow what, Lieutenant? >_< Fow ;;w;; weww :3 using x3 me? 
;;w;; Nyay, >w< be :3 thou ^w^ suwe I'll ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ wequite >w< thy >_> kindnyess, 
>_< Fow UwU that ^.^ it :3 made my impwisonment :3 a ^-^ pweasuwe; 
>w< Ay, such :3 a ^w^ pweasuwe as ;;w;; incaged :33 biwds 
^w^ Conceive xDD when, aftew many ^-^ moody ^-^ thoughts, 
^.^ At last uWu by :3 nyotes >_> of househowd >w< hawmony 
^.^ They ^-^ quite ^-^ fowget theiw woss >_> of :33 wibewty. 
But, UwU Wawwick, aftew God, :3 thou >w< set'st me ^.^ fwee, 
And chiefwy OwO thewefowe I :3 thank :3 God ÚwÚ and thee; 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was OwO the :33 authow, :3 thou OwO the instwument. 
:33 Thewefowe, UwU that I ^-^ may OwO conquew >_< fowtunye's ^-^ spite 
By :3 wiving low xDD whewe >_> fowtunye cannyot hurt uWu me, 
And UwU that OwO the ^w^ peopwe >_> of :3 this bwessed ^.^ wand 
May ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 punyish'd with my ÚwÚ thwawting staws, 
UwU Wawwick, although my head still wear OwO the UwU cwown, 
I here resign my government ^-^ to ^.^ thee, 
>_< Fow :3 thou art >_> fowtunyate in >w< aww >w< thy >_< deeds. 
:3 WAWWICK. Your OwO Gwace ;;w;; hath still >_< been :33 fam'd uWu fow viwtuous, 
And :3 nyow ^-^ may ÚwÚ seem as xDD wise as ÚwÚ viwtuous 
By spying ÚwÚ and avoiding >_< fowtunye's malice, 
>_< Fow xDD few x3 men >w< wightwy uWu tempew with OwO the staws; 
>_> Yet in :3 this ^-^ onye xDD thing let me blame >_> youw Gwace, 
>_< Fow UwU choosing me when uWu Cwawence :3 is in :3 pwace. 
CWAWENCE. No, UwU Wawwick, :3 thou art >w< wowthy >_> of OwO the sway, 
ÚwÚ To xDD whom OwO the >_< heav'ns in >w< thy ^.^ nyativity 
>_> Adjudg'd OwO an owive branch ÚwÚ and ^.^ wauwew UwU cwown, 
UwU As :33 wikewy ^-^ to >w< be bwest in xDD peace ÚwÚ and waw; 
And OwO thewefowe I ÚwÚ yiewd ÚwÚ thee my free consent. 
:3 WAWWICK. And I OwO choose uWu Cwawence only uWu fow Protector. 
KING HENRY. Warwick ÚwÚ and Clarence, ^w^ give me uWu both >_> youw hands. 
Nyow >_> join >_> youw x3 hands, ÚwÚ and with >_> youw ^.^ hands >_> youw hearts, 
:33 That nyo >_< dissension :33 hindew guvwnment. 
I ^-^ make you uWu both >_> Pwotectows >_> of :3 this wand, 
OwO Whiwe I ^-^ mysewf uWu wiww ;;w;; wead :3 a pwivate life 
And in ;;w;; devotion uWu spend my wattew OwO days, 
ÚwÚ To x3 sin's webuke ÚwÚ and my ;;w;; Cweatow's :3 pwaise. 
:3 WAWWICK. What ^-^ answews uWu Cwawence ^-^ to his >_< suvweign's x3 wiww? 
CWAWENCE. :33 That ^.^ he OwO consents, ^-^ if Warwick ÚwÚ yiewd ^.^ consent, 
>_< Fow uWu on >w< thy >_> fowtunye I wepose ^-^ mysewf. 
:3 WAWWICK. ÚwÚ Why, then, >w< though OwO woath, ÚwÚ yet >w< must I >w< be ÚwÚ content. 
>w< We'ww ^.^ yoke togethew, >_< wike :3 a double ;;w;; shadow 
ÚwÚ To Henry's body, ÚwÚ and :3 suppwy his >w< pwace; 
I >_> mean, in beawing OwO weight >_> of ;;w;; guvwnment, 
OwO Whiwe ^.^ he :33 enjoys OwO the uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and his OwO ease. 
And, Clarence, :3 nyow then ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ mowe than :3 nyeedfuw 
xDD Fowthwith UwU that >_< Edwawd >w< be pwonyounc'd :3 a >w< twaitow, 
And >w< aww his x3 wands ÚwÚ and goods confiscated. 
CWAWENCE. What xDD ewse? And UwU that UwU succession >w< be detewmin'd. 
:3 WAWWICK. >w< Ay, :3 thewein uWu Cwawence uWu shaww ^.^ nyot UwU want his pawt. 
KING HENRY. But, with OwO the ^.^ fiwst >_> of >w< aww >_> youw >_> chief affaiws, 
>_> Wet me >w< entweat- uWu fow I xDD command nyo >w< mowe- 
:33 That >_< Mawgawet >_> youw Queen ÚwÚ and my :3 son >_< Edwawd 
Be x3 sent uWu fow ^-^ to xDD wetuwn ^-^ fwom Fwance with ÚwÚ speed; 
>_< Fow ÚwÚ tiww I UwU see them ;;w;; hewe, uWu by doubtfuw ;;w;; feaw 
UwU My ^.^ joy >_> of ;;w;; wibewty :3 is half OwO ecwips'd. 
CWAWENCE. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be >_< donye, my suvweign, with >w< aww x3 speed. 
KING HENRY. UwU My Wowd >_> of >w< Somewset, what xDD youth :3 is UwU that, 
x3 Of xDD whom you ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to ^.^ have OwO so >w< tendew x3 cawe? 
SOMEWSET. UwU My UwU wiege, ^.^ it :3 is x3 young Henry, Eaww >_> of >w< Wichmond. 
KING HENRY. Come hithew, England's :33 hope. 
[Lays his hand uWu on his OwO head] 
>w< If >w< secwet >w< powews 
ÚwÚ Suggest uWu but >w< twuth ^-^ to my divining ^-^ thoughts, 
:3 This pwetty ^.^ wad uWu wiww ^w^ pwuv ^-^ ouw ^-^ countwy's >_< bwiss. 
His looks awe :33 fuww >_> of ^w^ peacefuw ^w^ majesty; 
His head uWu by ^-^ nyatuwe x3 fwam'd ^-^ to wear :3 a UwU cwown, 
His hand ^-^ to wiewd :3 a ^-^ sceptwe; ÚwÚ and ^-^ himsewf 
^w^ Wikewy in UwU time ^-^ to bless :3 a uWu wegaw thwonye. 
UwU Make >w< much >_> of ^w^ him, my lords; uWu fow :3 this :3 is ^.^ he 
Must ^w^ hewp you ^-^ mowe than you awe hurt uWu by >_> me. 

x3 Entew :3 a >_< POST 

:3 WAWWICK. What UwU nyews, my fwiend? 
POST. :33 That >_< Edwawd :3 is escaped ^-^ fwom >_> youw bwothew 
And >w< fwed, as ^.^ he ÚwÚ heaws ÚwÚ since, ^-^ to :33 Buwgundy. 
:3 WAWWICK. >w< Unsavouwy >w< nyews! But how :3 made ^.^ he ^.^ escape? 
POST. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was uWu convey'd uWu by Richard UwU Duke >_> of ÚwÚ Gwoucestew 
And OwO the Wowd Hastings, ^-^ who attended him 
UwU In >w< secwet >_< ambush uWu on OwO the fowest >_> side 
And ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; Bishop's huntsmen wescu'd him; 
>_< Fow x3 hunting ÚwÚ was his ;;w;; daiwy uWu exewcise. 
:3 WAWWICK. UwU My bwothew ÚwÚ was xDD too >_> cawewess >_> of his :33 chawge. 
But let OwO us hence, my suvweign, ^-^ to :3 pwovide 
OwO A salve uWu fow ^-^ any >_> sowe UwU that ^-^ may betide. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but x3 SOMEWSET, RICHMOND, ÚwÚ and :3 OXFOWD 
SOMEWSET. UwU My lord, I >_< wike ^.^ nyot >_> of :3 this flight >_> of Edwawd's; 
>_< Fow x3 doubtwess uWu Buwgundy uWu wiww ÚwÚ yiewd him help, 
And ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ have ^-^ mowe wars ;;w;; befow't >w< be UwU wong. 
UwU As Henry's ^.^ wate ^w^ pwesaging prophecy 
OwO Did ^.^ gwad my OwO heawt with >w< hope >_> of :3 this x3 young Wichmond, 
^w^ So doth my OwO heawt x3 misgive uWu me, in ^.^ these conflicts, 
What ^-^ may befall him ^-^ to his harm ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouws. 
:33 Thewefowe, Wowd Oxford, ^-^ to >w< pwevent OwO the worst, 
xDD Fowthwith ^w^ we'ww ^-^ send him x3 hence ^-^ to >_> Bwittany, 
;;w;; Tiww stowms >w< be ÚwÚ past >_> of civil >w< enmity. 
OXFOWD. >w< Ay, uWu fow ^-^ if >_< Edwawd xDD wepossess OwO the UwU cwown, 
^.^ 'Tis >_< wike UwU that x3 Wichmond with OwO the west uWu shaww down. 
SOMEWSET. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be >w< so; ^.^ he uWu shaww ^-^ to xDD Bwittany. 
Come ^.^ thewefowe, wet's about ^.^ it >_> speediwy. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE :33 VII. 
Before uWu Yowk 

:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew KING ^-^ EDWAWD, GWOUCESTEW, ^w^ HASTINGS, ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews 

KING >_< EDWAWD. Nyow, bwothew ÚwÚ Wichawd, Wowd Hastings, ÚwÚ and OwO the rest, 
>_> Yet ;;w;; thus :3 faw >_> fowtunye UwU maketh OwO us ;;w;; amends, 
And :33 says UwU that UwU once ^-^ mowe I uWu shaww ^w^ intewchange 
UwU My waned OwO state uWu fow Henry's uWu wegaw ^w^ cwown. 
^.^ Weww ^.^ have ^-^ we ^w^ pass'd ÚwÚ and :3 nyow ^w^ wepass'd OwO the seas, 
And ^w^ bwought desiwed ^w^ hewp ^-^ fwom Burgundy; 
What then remains, ^-^ we being ;;w;; thus awwiv'd 
From Ravenspurgh x3 haven before OwO the ^w^ gates >_> of Yowk, 
But UwU that ^-^ we enter, as OwO into ^-^ ouw >_< dukedom? 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. The ^w^ gates :3 made uWu fast! xDD Bwothew, I >_< wike ^.^ nyot ^.^ this; 
>_< Fow many x3 men UwU that xDD stumbwe at OwO the threshold 
uWu Awe ;;w;; weww foretold UwU that danger >_< wuwks within. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Tush, man, abodements >w< must ^.^ nyot :3 nyow affright ÚwÚ us. 
By fair ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw :3 means ^-^ we >w< must ÚwÚ entew ÚwÚ in, 
>_< Fow UwU hithew uWu wiww ^-^ ouw fwiends wepaiw ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. 
HASTINGS. UwU My UwU wiege, I'll xDD knyock UwU once ^-^ mowe ^-^ to summon ^.^ them. 

OwO Entew, uWu on OwO the wawws, OwO the :33 MAYOW >_< OF YORK ÚwÚ and 
his ÚwÚ BWETHWEN 

uWu MAYOW. UwU My x3 wowds, ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe UwU fowewawnyed >_> of >_> youw UwU coming 
And OwO shut OwO the ^w^ gates uWu fow >_> safety >_> of >w< ouwsewves, 
>_< Fow :3 nyow ^-^ we owe :33 awwegiance x3 unto ^.^ Henwy. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. But, ^-^ Mastew Mayor, ^-^ if ^-^ Henwy >w< be >_> youw ;;w;; King, 
>_> Yet >_< Edwawd at OwO the :33 weast :3 is UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Yowk. 
uWu MAYOW. ÚwÚ Twue, my good ^w^ wowd; I xDD knyow you uWu fow nyo less. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Why, ÚwÚ and I challenge nyothing uWu but my ÚwÚ dukedom, 
UwU As being ;;w;; weww ^.^ content with UwU that awonye. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ [Aside] But when OwO the :3 fox ;;w;; hath UwU once ^w^ got in his nyose, 
He'll >_> soon find :3 means ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the ÚwÚ body OwO fowwow. 
HASTINGS. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ Mastew Mayor, x3 why ^.^ stand you in :3 a doubt? 
ÚwÚ Open OwO the ^.^ gates; ^-^ we awe UwU King Henry's >_< fwiends. 
uWu MAYOW. >w< Ay, uWu say you so? The ^w^ gates uWu shaww then >w< be :3 open'd. 
:3 [He >_< descends] 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. OwO A xDD wise :33 stout captain, ÚwÚ and >_> soon ^.^ pewsuaded! 
HASTINGS. The good ^.^ owd man would fain UwU that >w< aww ;;w;; wewe well, 
^w^ So 'twere ^.^ nyot wong >_> of him; uWu but being ^.^ ent'wed, 
I x3 doubt ;;w;; nyot, OwO I, uWu but ^-^ we uWu shaww >_> soon >_< pewsuade 
Both him ÚwÚ and >w< aww his bwothews x3 unto reason. 

OwO Entew, UwU bewow, OwO the :33 MAYOW ÚwÚ and two :33 AWDEWMEN 

KING >_< EDWAWD. UwU So, ^-^ Mastew xDD Mayow. ^.^ These ^w^ gates >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO shut 
But in OwO the night ^w^ ow in OwO the UwU time >_> of waw. 
>_< What! ;;w;; feaw ;;w;; nyot, man, uWu but ÚwÚ yiewd me OwO up OwO the xDD keys; 
[Takes his ^w^ keys] 
>_< Fow >_< Edwawd uWu wiww ^w^ defend OwO the ^-^ town ÚwÚ and ^.^ thee, 
And >w< aww x3 those fwiends UwU that >_> deign ^-^ to follow >_> me. 

xDD Mawch. x3 Entew MONTGOMEWY with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews 

OwO GWOUCESTEW. xDD Bwothew, :3 this :3 is Sir uWu John >_< Montgomewy, 
Our >_> twusty OwO fwiend, unwess I >w< be deceiv'd. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. Wewcome, Sir x3 john! But x3 why come you in >w< awms? 
MONTGOMERY. ÚwÚ To ^w^ hewp UwU King >_< Edwawd in his UwU time >_> of storm, 
UwU As every :33 woyaw :33 subject ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to do. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Thanks, good Montgomewy; uWu but ^-^ we :3 nyow ^-^ fowget 
Our title ^-^ to OwO the UwU cwown, ÚwÚ and only OwO cwaim 
Our :33 dukedom ÚwÚ tiww :3 God >w< pwease ^-^ to ^-^ send OwO the ^-^ west. 
MONTGOMERY. ;;w;; Then fare you well, uWu fow I uWu wiww x3 hence again. 
I came ^-^ to sewve :3 a ;;w;; king ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot :3 a ^.^ duke. 
Dwummew, strike uWu up, ÚwÚ and let OwO us mawch >_> away. 
UwU [The uWu dwum begins ^-^ to mawch] 
KING >_< EDWAWD. ;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ stay, Sir :33 John, :3 a ^w^ whiwe, ÚwÚ and ^w^ we'ww debate 
By what xDD safe :3 means OwO the :3 cwown ^-^ may >w< be recover'd. 
MONTGOMERY. What talk you >_> of x3 debating? UwU In xDD few xDD wowds: 
>w< If ^w^ you'ww ^.^ nyot here :3 pwocwaim yourself ^-^ ouw ;;w;; King, 
I'll xDD weave you ^-^ to >_> youw >_> fowtunye ÚwÚ and >w< be gonye 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep them xDD back UwU that come ^-^ to succour you. 
UwU Why uWu shaww ^-^ we fight, ^-^ if you pwetend nyo >_> titwe? 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Why, :33 bwothew, xDD whewefowe ^.^ stand you uWu on nice UwU points? 
KING >_< EDWAWD. When ^-^ we gwow x3 stwongew, then ^w^ we'ww ^-^ make ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ cwaim; 
;;w;; Tiww then 'tis OwO wisdom ^-^ to conceal ^-^ ouw meaning. 
HASTINGS. :3 Away with scwupuwous :3 wit! Nyow ÚwÚ awms >w< must ÚwÚ wuwe. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. And >_< feawwess ^w^ minds climb soonest x3 unto crowns. 
xDD Bwothew, ^-^ we uWu wiww :3 pwocwaim you >_< out >_> of >w< hand; 
The >_< bwuit thereof uWu wiww bwing you many >_< fwiends. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. ;;w;; Then >w< be ^.^ it as you wiww; uWu fow 'tis my >_< wight, 
And ^-^ Henwy uWu but usuwps OwO the diadem. 
MONTGOMERY. >w< Ay, :3 nyow my x3 suvweign UwU speaketh >_< wike ;;w;; himsewf; 
And :3 nyow uWu wiww I >w< be x3 Edwawd's ^w^ champion. 
HASTINGS. Sound twumpet; >_< Edwawd uWu shaww >w< be here ;;w;; pwocwaim'd. 
^w^ Come, :3 fewwow ^-^ sowdiew, ^-^ make :3 thou proclamation. 
^.^ [Gives him :3 a >w< papew. Fwouwish] 
^-^ SOWDIEW. ^-^ [Weads] 'Edward OwO the Fourth, uWu by OwO the OwO gwace >_> of God, 
UwU King >_> of ^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ and UwU Fwance, ÚwÚ and Wowd >_> of UwU Iwewand, xDD &c.' 
MONTGOMERY. And whoso'er ÚwÚ gainsays UwU King x3 Edwawd's >_< wight, 
By :3 this I challenge him ^-^ to >w< singwe ^w^ fight. 
[Thwows ;;w;; down ^.^ gauntwet] 
ALL. Wong live >_< Edwawd OwO the Fouwth! 
KING >_< EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Thanks, bwave >_< Montgomewy, ÚwÚ and ^w^ thanks x3 unto you uWu aww; 
>w< If >_> fowtunye sewve uWu me, I'll ÚwÚ wequite :3 this kindness. 
Nyow uWu fow :3 this night wet's OwO hawbouw here in Yowk; 
And when OwO the xDD mownying >_< sun uWu shaww ÚwÚ waise his caw 
OwO Abuv OwO the OwO bowdew >_> of :3 this howizon, 
>w< We'ww :3 fowwawd towards Warwick ÚwÚ and his uWu mates; 
>_< Fow ;;w;; weww I ÚwÚ wot UwU that ^-^ Henwy :3 is nyo sowdiew. 
xDD Ah, froward Clarence, how evil ^.^ it beseems OwO the 
ÚwÚ To fwattew ^-^ Henwy ÚwÚ and >_> fowsake >w< thy ^-^ bwothew! 
xDD Yet, as ^-^ we >w< may, ^w^ we'ww ^.^ meet uWu both ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and Warwick. 
Come OwO on, bwave UwU sowdiews; x3 doubt ^.^ nyot >_> of OwO the day, 
And, UwU that UwU once ^w^ gotten, x3 doubt ^.^ nyot >_> of uWu wawge :33 pay. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE VIII. 
Wondon. The :33 pawace 

:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew KING HENWY, >w< WAWWICK, :33 MONTAGUE, CWAWENCE, OXFORD, ÚwÚ and EXETEW 

:3 WAWWICK. What counsew, wowds? >_< Edwawd ^-^ fwom Bewgia, 
x3 With ^-^ hasty Gewmans ÚwÚ and >w< bwunt ^.^ Howwandews, 
;;w;; Hath ^w^ pass'd in >_> safety OwO thwough OwO the narrow :33 seas 
And with his twoops doth mawch ;;w;; amain ^-^ to London; 
And many x3 giddy ^w^ peopwe flock ^-^ to >_> him. 
KING HENRY. Let's levy x3 men ÚwÚ and beat him xDD back again. 
CWAWENCE. OwO A wittwe x3 fiwe :3 is >_> quickwy :33 twodden out, 
>w< Which, being OwO suffew'd, wivews cannyot quench. 
:3 WAWWICK. UwU In OwO Wawwickshiwe I ^.^ have true-hearted fwiends, 
:3 Nyot mutinyous in :3 peace, ÚwÚ yet bowd in waw; 
Those uWu wiww I uWu mustew uWu up, ÚwÚ and thou, :3 son Clarence, 
Shalt :33 stiw OwO up in Suffowk, xDD Nyowfowk, ÚwÚ and in ^.^ Kent, 
The knyights ÚwÚ and gentlemen ^-^ to come with thee. 
uWu Thou, bwothew :3 Montague, in ^w^ Buckingham, 
UwU Nyowthampton, ÚwÚ and in :3 Weicestewshiwe, ^-^ shawt find 
Men ;;w;; weww ;;w;; incwin'd ^-^ to hear what :3 thou x3 command'st. 
And thou, bwave Oxford, :3 wondwous ;;w;; weww >_< bewov'd, 
UwU In Oxfowdshiwe ^-^ shawt uWu mustew OwO up >w< thy >_< fwiends. 
UwU My suvweign, with OwO the :33 woving >_< citizens, 
;;w;; Wike ^-^ to his >_< iswand girt in with OwO the :33 ocean 
Ow modest xDD Dian UwU ciwcwed with xDD hew nymphs, 
:33 Shaww west in UwU Wondon ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ we come ^-^ to >_> him. 
^-^ Faiw x3 wowds, UwU take xDD weave ÚwÚ and ^.^ stand ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ÚwÚ wepwy. 
Faweweww, my sovereign. 
KING HENRY. Faweweww, my >_< Hectow ÚwÚ and my Twoy's OwO twue :33 hope. 
CWAWENCE. UwU In >w< sign >_> of truth, I ÚwÚ kiss >_> youw OwO Highnyess' hand. 
KING HENRY. uWu Weww-minded Clarence, >w< be :3 thou fortunate! 
>_< MONTAGUE. >w< Comfowt, my ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ and OwO so I UwU take my weave. 
OXFOWD. >_< [Kissing OwO the UwU KING'S band] And ;;w;; thus I >w< seaw my >w< twuth ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid 
^.^ adieu. 
KING HENRY. ^.^ Sweet Oxford, ÚwÚ and my :33 woving :3 Montague, 
And >w< aww at once, UwU once ^-^ mowe :3 a x3 happy faweweww. 
:3 WAWWICK. Faweweww, ^w^ sweet lords; wet's ^.^ meet at ;;w;; Cuvntwy. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but OwO the KING ÚwÚ and EXETEW 
KING HENRY. ;;w;; Hewe at OwO the :33 pawace uWu wiww I west :3 a ;;w;; whiwe. 
Cousin >_> of ^.^ Exetew, what OwO thinks >_> youw :33 wowdship? 
x3 Methinks OwO the power UwU that >_< Edwawd ;;w;; hath in field 
;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ nyot >w< be able ^-^ to uWu encountew x3 minye. 
EXETER. The x3 doubt :3 is UwU that ^.^ he uWu wiww seduce OwO the ^-^ west. 
KING HENRY. ^.^ That's ^.^ nyot my fear; my meed ;;w;; hath ^w^ got me :3 fame: 
I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot stopp'd >_< minye ears ^-^ to theiw ^w^ demands, 
Nyow >w< posted x3 off theiw ÚwÚ suits with uWu swow >_< deways; 
UwU My ^-^ pity ;;w;; hath >_< been balm ^-^ to ^w^ heaw theiw uWu wounds, 
UwU My :33 miwdnyess ;;w;; hath xDD awway'd theiw ;;w;; swewwing ^.^ gwiefs, 
UwU My UwU mewcy dried theiw water-flowing teaws; 
I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot >_< been xDD desiwous >_> of theiw :33 weawth, 
Nyow >w< much xDD oppwess'd them with gweat ^w^ subsidies, 
Nyow :3 fowwawd >_> of ÚwÚ wevenge, >w< though uWu they >w< much uWu eww'd. 
;;w;; Then x3 why shouwd uWu they love >_< Edwawd ^-^ mowe than x3 me? 
No, ^.^ Exetew, ^.^ these gwaces challenge ÚwÚ gwace; 
And, when OwO the x3 wion UwU fawns x3 upon OwO the ^w^ wamb, 
The ÚwÚ wamb uWu wiww never OwO cease ^-^ to follow >_> him. 
OwO [Shout within 'A xDD Wancastew! OwO A Lancaster!'] 
EXETER. Hawk, x3 hawk, my wowd! What shouts awe ^w^ these? 

x3 Entew KING ^-^ EDWAWD, GWOUCESTEW, ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews 

KING >_< EDWAWD. Seize uWu on OwO the ÚwÚ shame-fac'd Henry, bear him >_> hence; 
And UwU once UwU again :3 pwocwaim OwO us UwU King >_> of Engwand. 
You awe OwO the uWu fount UwU that makes small >w< bwooks ^-^ to ^.^ fwow. 
Nyow stops >w< thy UwU spwing; my ÚwÚ sea uWu shaww x3 suck them >_> dwy, 
And sweww OwO so >w< much OwO the highew uWu by theiw ebb. 
>_< Hence with him ^-^ to OwO the Towew: let him ^.^ nyot speak. 
>_< Exeunt >w< some with KING :33 HENWY 
And, x3 wowds, towards ;;w;; Cuvntwy ^-^ bend ^-^ we ^-^ ouw ^.^ couwse, 
:3 Whewe pewemptowy Warwick :3 nyow remains. 
The >_< sun uWu shinyes hot; :3 and, ^-^ if ^-^ we ;;w;; use deway, 
Cold >_> biting winter x3 maws ^-^ ouw uWu hop'd-fow ^.^ hay. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. :3 Away :3 betimes, before his fowces uWu join, 
And UwU take OwO the >_< gweat-gwown >_> twaitow unawares. 
xDD Bwave wawwiows, mawch ;;w;; amain towards ;;w;; Cuvntwy. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
;;w;; Cuvntwy 

x3 Entew >w< WAWWICK, OwO the :33 MAYOW >_< OF ;;w;; COVENTWY, two MESSENGERS, 
ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews x3 upon OwO the >_< wawws 

:3 WAWWICK. :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the OwO post UwU that came ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ vawiant ^-^ Oxfowd? 
OwO How :3 faw x3 hence :3 is >w< thy lord, >_< minye >w< honyest fewwow? 
OwO FIWST MESSENGEW. By :3 this at Dunsmowe, marching ÚwÚ hithewwawd. 
:3 WAWWICK. OwO How :3 faw x3 off :3 is ^-^ ouw bwothew Montague? 
:3 Whewe :3 is OwO the OwO post UwU that came ^-^ fwom Montague? 
x3 SECOND MESSENGEW. By :3 this at ÚwÚ Daintwy, with :3 a uWu puissant troop. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN xDD SOMEWVIWWE 

:3 WAWWICK. Say, Somerville, what :33 says my :33 woving xDD son? 
And uWu by >w< thy ^.^ guess how uWu nyigh :3 is uWu Cwawence ^w^ nyow? 
SOMERVILLE. ^.^ At Southam I >_> did xDD weave him with his fowces, 
And ^-^ do OwO expect him here >w< some two ^w^ houws ^-^ hence. 
[Drum heard] 
:3 WAWWICK. ;;w;; Then uWu Cwawence :3 is at >w< hand; I hear his drum. 
SOMERVILLE. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot his, my ^w^ wowd; here Southam wies. 
The uWu dwum >_> youw ^-^ Honyouw ÚwÚ heaws mawcheth ^-^ fwom Warwick. 
:3 WAWWICK. OwO Who shouwd UwU that x3 be? Belike uWu unwook'd uWu fow >_< fwiends. 
SOMERVILLE. ^.^ They awe at ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww >_> quickwy know. 

xDD Mawch. :33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew KING ^-^ EDWAWD, GWOUCESTEW, 
ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews 

KING >_< EDWAWD. Go, ^.^ twumpet, ^-^ to OwO the wawws, ÚwÚ and :33 sound :3 a >w< pawwe. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ See how OwO the suwwy Warwick ;;w;; mans OwO the wall. 
:3 WAWWICK. :3 O unbid :33 spite! ^-^ Is UwU spowtfuw >_< Edwawd ^.^ come? 
:3 Whewe >w< swept ^-^ ouw ;;w;; scouts ^w^ ow how awe uWu they ^w^ seduc'd 
:33 That ^-^ we :33 couwd hear nyo UwU nyews >_> of his repair? 
KING >_< EDWAWD. Nyow, UwU Wawwick, xDD wiwt :3 thou ;;w;; ope OwO the :33 city ^.^ gates, 
^w^ Speak gentwe x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and humbly ^-^ bend >w< thy xDD knyee, 
^-^ Caww >_< Edwawd ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and at his ^.^ hands UwU beg ^.^ mewcy? 
And ^.^ he uWu shaww pawdon ÚwÚ thee ^.^ these outwages. 
:3 WAWWICK. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ wathew, xDD wiwt :3 thou dwaw >w< thy fowces hence, 
:3 Confess ^-^ who xDD set ÚwÚ thee OwO up ÚwÚ and UwU pwuck'd ÚwÚ thee down, 
^-^ Caww Warwick >_> patwon, ÚwÚ and >w< be penyitent? 
And :3 thou ^-^ shawt still >_< wemain OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Yowk. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. I thought, at >_> weast, ^.^ he would ^.^ have ^w^ said OwO the x3 King; 
Ow >_> did ^.^ he ^-^ make OwO the ÚwÚ jest x3 against his x3 wiww? 
:3 WAWWICK. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 a ÚwÚ dukedom, ;;w;; siw, :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy OwO gift? 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< Ay, uWu by my :33 faith, uWu fow :3 a UwU poow earl ^-^ to >w< give. 
I'll ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee service uWu fow OwO so good :3 a xDD gift. 
:3 WAWWICK. ÚwÚ 'Twas I UwU that >_> gave OwO the :3 kingdom ^-^ to >w< thy brother. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. UwU Why then 'tis ÚwÚ minye, ^-^ if uWu but uWu by xDD Wawwick's xDD gift. 
:3 WAWWICK. Thou art nyo Atlas uWu fow OwO so gweat :3 a :3 weight; 
And, ^-^ weakwing, Warwick ^-^ takes his >_> gift ÚwÚ again; 
And ^-^ Henwy :3 is my ;;w;; King, Warwick his ^w^ subject. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. But xDD Wawwick's ;;w;; king :3 is x3 Edwawd's xDD pwisonyew. 
And, x3 gawwant UwU Wawwick, ^-^ do uWu but ÚwÚ answew :33 this: 
What :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ body when OwO the head :3 is off? 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Awas, UwU that Warwick xDD had nyo ^-^ mowe forecast, 
But, whiwes ^.^ he ^w^ thought ^-^ to >_< steaw OwO the >w< singwe ten, 
The ;;w;; king ÚwÚ was slily xDD fingew'd ^-^ fwom OwO the OwO deck! 
You weft UwU poow ^-^ Henwy at OwO the ;;w;; Bishop's :3 pawace, 
And >w< ten ^-^ to ^-^ onye ^w^ you'ww ^.^ meet him in OwO the :33 Towew. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. ^.^ 'Tis x3 even >w< so; ÚwÚ yet you awe Warwick ^.^ stiww. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ Come, UwU Wawwick, UwU take OwO the time; knyeew down, knyeew down. 
;;w;; Nyay, when? Stwike nyow, ^w^ ow ewse OwO the iwon cools. 
:3 WAWWICK. I xDD had wathew ^-^ chop :3 this hand x3 off at :3 a bwow, 
And with OwO the uWu othew fling ^.^ it at >w< thy ;;w;; face, 
>w< Than bear OwO so low :3 a sail ^-^ to strike ^-^ to thee. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. uWu Saiw how :3 thou x3 canst, ^.^ have ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and >_< tide >w< thy OwO fwiend, 
:3 This ;;w;; hand, fast x3 wound about >w< thy coal-black >_> haiw, 
OwO Shaww, whiwes >w< thy head :3 is warm ÚwÚ and OwO nyew ÚwÚ cut OwO off, 
x3 Wwite in OwO the ^.^ dust :3 this >_< sentence with >w< thy bwood: 
UwU 'Wind-changing Warwick :3 nyow can >_> change nyo :3 mowe.' 

x3 Entew OXFORD, with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and colours 

:3 WAWWICK. :3 O cheerful colours! ^w^ See xDD whewe ÚwÚ Oxfowd comes. 
OXFOWD. Oxford, Oxford, uWu fow xDD Wancastew! 
:3 [He ÚwÚ and his fowces ÚwÚ entew OwO the uWu city] 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. The ^w^ gates awe ^.^ open, let OwO us ÚwÚ entew ^w^ too. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. ^w^ So uWu othew :33 foes ^-^ may xDD set x3 upon ^-^ ouw :33 backs. 
Stand ^-^ we in good awway, uWu fow uWu they nyo x3 doubt 
uWu Wiww xDD issue >_< out UwU again ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid OwO us ÚwÚ battwe; 
>w< If ;;w;; nyot, OwO the :33 city being uWu but >_> of small uWu defence, 
>w< We'ww x3 quietwy ;;w;; wouse OwO the ^-^ twaitows in OwO the OwO same. 
:3 WAWWICK. :33 O, welcome, Oxford! uWu fow ^-^ we UwU want >w< thy uWu hewp. 

x3 Entew :33 MONTAGUE, with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and colours 

>_< MONTAGUE. :3 Montague, :3 Montague, uWu fow xDD Wancastew! 
:3 [He ÚwÚ and his fowces ÚwÚ entew OwO the uWu city] 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Thou ÚwÚ and >w< thy bwothew uWu both uWu shaww ^-^ buy :3 this uWu tweason 
>_< Even with OwO the ;;w;; deawest UwU bwood >_> youw OwO bodies OwO beaw. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. The x3 hawdew uWu match'd, OwO the gweatew >_< victowy. 
UwU My :33 mind UwU pwesageth x3 happy >_< gain ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ conquest. 

x3 Entew x3 SOMEWSET, with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and colours 

SOMEWSET. >w< Somewset, >w< Somewset, uWu fow xDD Wancastew! 
:3 [He ÚwÚ and his fowces ÚwÚ entew OwO the uWu city] 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< Two >_> of >w< thy uWu nyame, uWu both :3 Dukes >_> of >w< Somewset, 
>_< Have :3 sowd theiw ;;w;; wives x3 unto OwO the house >_> of Yowk; 
And :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be OwO the third, ^-^ if :3 this >_< swowd howd. 

x3 Entew CWAWENCE, with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and colours 

:3 WAWWICK. And :33 wo xDD whewe xDD Geowge >_> of uWu Cwawence sweeps awong, 
x3 Of x3 fowce enough ^-^ to ;;w;; bid his bwothew ÚwÚ battwe; 
x3 With xDD whom OwO an UwU upwight x3 zeaw ^-^ to ^.^ wight ^.^ pwevaiws 
Mowe than OwO the ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of :3 a >_< bwothew's wuv. 
CWAWENCE. Clarence, Clarence, uWu fow xDD Wancastew! 
KING >_< EDWAWD. Et tu >w< Bwute- xDD wiwt :3 thou :33 stab Caesar too? 
OwO A ÚwÚ pawwey, ÚwÚ siwwah, ^-^ to xDD Geowge >_> of UwU Cwawence. 
>_< [Sound :3 a :33 pawwey. ^.^ WICHAWD ÚwÚ and CLARENCE whisper] 
:3 WAWWICK. ^w^ Come, Clarence, come. Thou xDD wiwt ^-^ if Warwick :3 caww. 
CWAWENCE. [Taking OwO the wed wose ^-^ fwom his ÚwÚ hat ÚwÚ and ^.^ thwowing 
^.^ it at WAWWICK] 
Father >_> of UwU Wawwick, xDD knyow you what :3 this ;;w;; means? 
Wook ;;w;; hewe, I thwow my OwO infamy at thee. 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ruinate my >_< fathew's OwO house, 
OwO Who >_> gave his UwU bwood ^-^ to lime OwO the >w< stonyes togethew, 
And xDD set OwO up UwU Wancastew. ÚwÚ Why, xDD twowest thou, UwU Wawwick, 
:33 That uWu Cwawence :3 is OwO so xDD hawsh, OwO so uWu bwunt, unnyatuwaw, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ bend OwO the :33 fataw xDD instwuments >_> of OwO waw 
uWu Against his bwothew ÚwÚ and his lawful ^.^ King? 
Perhaps :3 thou xDD wiwt object my holy uWu oath. 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep UwU that OwO oath ;;w;; wewe ^-^ mowe :3 impiety 
>w< Than OwO Jephtha when ^.^ he uWu sacwific'd his daughter. 
I x3 am OwO so >_< sowwy uWu fow my ÚwÚ twespass :3 made 
That, ^-^ to deserve ;;w;; weww at my >_< bwothew's x3 hands, 
I here :3 pwocwaim ^-^ mysewf >w< thy x3 mowtaw ^.^ foe; 
x3 With wesowution whereso'er I ^.^ meet ^w^ thee- 
UwU As I uWu wiww ^.^ meet ^.^ thee, ^-^ if :3 thou :33 stiw uWu abwoad- 
ÚwÚ To pwague ÚwÚ thee uWu fow >w< thy ;;w;; fouw misweading >_> me. 
And so, proud-hearted UwU Wawwick, I :33 defy ^.^ thee, 
And ^-^ to my bwothew xDD tuwn my :33 bwushing ^w^ cheeks. 
Pawdon uWu me, Edwawd, I uWu wiww ^-^ make amends; 
And, ÚwÚ Wichawd, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :3 fwown x3 upon my fauwts, 
>_< Fow I uWu wiww ^w^ hencefowth >w< be nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ unconstant. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. Nyow ^-^ wewcome :3 mowe, ÚwÚ and >w< ten xDD times ^-^ mowe >_< bewov'd, 
>w< Than ^-^ if :3 thou never xDD hadst deserv'd ^-^ ouw OwO hate. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Wewcome, good Clarence; :3 this :3 is brother-like. 
:3 WAWWICK. :3 O >_< passing >w< twaitow, :33 pewjuw'd ÚwÚ and UwU unjust! 
KING >_< EDWAWD. >_> What, UwU Wawwick, xDD wiwt :3 thou xDD weave die ^-^ town ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fight? 
Ow uWu shaww ^-^ we beat OwO the >w< stonyes about UwU thinye ;;w;; eaws? 
:3 WAWWICK. ^.^ Awas, I x3 am ^.^ nyot :3 coop'd here uWu fow ÚwÚ defence! 
I uWu wiww away towards >_< Bawnyet ÚwÚ pwesentwy 
And ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee battwe, Edwawd, ^-^ if :3 thou dar'st. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. x3 Yes, UwU Wawwick, >_< Edwawd dawes ÚwÚ and weads OwO the way. 
>w< Wowds, ^-^ to OwO the OwO fiewd; x3 Saint xDD Geowge ÚwÚ and victory! 
>_< Exeunt OwO YOWKISTS 
[March. uWu WAWWICK ÚwÚ and his >_> company ^.^ fowwow] 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
OwO A field >_> of ^-^ battwe ;;w;; nyeaw >_< Bawnyet 

:33 Awawum ÚwÚ and excursions. x3 Entew KING ^-^ EDWAWD, ÚwÚ bwinging :3 fowth >w< WAWWICK, >_< wounded 

KING >_< EDWAWD. UwU So, lie :3 thou ^.^ thewe. ^.^ Die thou, ÚwÚ and die ^-^ ouw fear; 
>_< Fow Warwick ÚwÚ was :3 a >w< bug UwU that >_< feaw'd OwO us all. 
Nyow, :3 Montague, ^-^ sit uWu fast; I >w< seek uWu fow ^.^ thee, 
:33 That xDD Wawwick's bones ^-^ may ^-^ keep UwU thinye :33 company. Exit 
:3 WAWWICK. xDD Ah, ^-^ who :3 is nyigh? Come ^-^ to uWu me, fwiend ^w^ ow OwO foe, 
And tell me ^-^ who :3 is ;;w;; victow, uWu Yowk ^w^ ow >_< Wawwick? 
UwU Why ÚwÚ ask I ÚwÚ that? UwU My OwO mangwed ÚwÚ body shows, 
UwU My blood, my UwU want >_> of UwU stwength, my uWu sick OwO heawt shows, 
:33 That I >w< must ÚwÚ yiewd my ÚwÚ body ^-^ to OwO the :3 eawth 
And, uWu by my fall, OwO the :3 conquest ^-^ to my ÚwÚ foe. 
ÚwÚ Thus >w< yiewds OwO the >_> cedaw ^-^ to OwO the axe's >_> edge, 
uWu Whose ÚwÚ awms >_> gave shewtew ^-^ to OwO the >_< pwincewy :33 eagwe, 
^.^ Undew uWu whose shade OwO the wamping x3 wion slept, 
uWu Whose :33 top-bwanch uvwpeew'd ÚwÚ Juv's spreading twee 
And ^-^ kept low UwU shwubs ^-^ fwom wintew's :33 pow'wfuw wind. 
^.^ These >_> eyes, UwU that :3 nyow awe dimm'd with >_> death's bwack veil, 
>_< Have >_< been as ^.^ piewcing as OwO the ^-^ mid-day >_< sun 
ÚwÚ To >_> seawch OwO the >w< secwet treasons >_> of OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; 
The wrinkles in my ^-^ bwows, :3 nyow fill'd with blood, 
Were ^.^ wik'nyed ^w^ oft ^-^ to >w< kingwy :33 sepuwchwes; 
>_< Fow ^-^ who uWu wiv'd ;;w;; King, uWu but I :33 couwd :3 dig his grave? 
And ^-^ who durst >_> smiwe when Warwick bent his brow? 
Lo :3 nyow my >_> gwowy UwU smeaw'd in ^.^ dust ÚwÚ and blood! 
UwU My ;;w;; pawks, my xDD wawks, my manors, UwU that I ^-^ had, 
>_< Even :3 nyow >_> fowsake me; ÚwÚ and >_> of >w< aww my x3 wands 
^-^ Is nyothing weft me uWu but my body's length. 
what :3 is uWu pomp, UwU wuwe, x3 weign, uWu but :3 eawth ÚwÚ and :33 dust? 
And live ^-^ we how ^-^ we ^-^ can, ÚwÚ yet die ^-^ we :3 must. 

x3 Entew :3 OXFOWD ÚwÚ and ^.^ SOMEWSET 

SOMEWSET. xDD Ah, UwU Wawwick, Warwick! ^w^ wewt :3 thou as ^-^ we awe, 
We UwU might >_< wecuvw >w< aww ^-^ ouw woss again. 
The Queen ^-^ fwom Fwance ;;w;; hath ^w^ bwought :3 a uWu puissant powew; 
>_< Even :3 nyow ^-^ we heard OwO the news. xDD Ah, uWu couwdst :3 thou ;;w;; fwy! 
:3 WAWWICK. UwU Why then, I would ^.^ nyot uWu fwy. xDD Ah, :3 Montague, 
>w< If :3 thou >w< be there, ^w^ sweet :33 bwothew, UwU take my ;;w;; hand, 
And with >w< thy lips ^-^ keep in my ^w^ souw :3 a whiwe! 
Thou lov'st me not; for, :33 bwothew, ^-^ if :3 thou >_> didst, 
x3 Thy ;;w;; teaws would wash :3 this x3 cowd xDD congeawed UwU bwood 
:33 That ^w^ gwues my lips ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ nyot let me speak. 
Come ÚwÚ quickwy, :3 Montague, ^w^ ow I x3 am UwU dead. 
SOMEWSET. xDD Ah, Warwick! Montague ;;w;; hath breath'd his xDD wast; 
And ^-^ to OwO the :3 watest gasp :3 cwied >_< out uWu fow UwU Wawwick, 
And ^w^ said 'Commend me ^-^ to my ÚwÚ vawiant brother.' 
And ^-^ mowe ^.^ he would ^.^ have said; ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe ^.^ he spoke, 
^w^ Which ÚwÚ sounded >_< wike :3 a clamour in :3 a x3 vauwt, 
:33 That mought ^.^ nyot >w< be x3 distinguish'd; uWu but at ^w^ wast, 
I ;;w;; weww UwU might OwO heaw, UwU dewivewed with :3 a groan, 
'O ^.^ faweweww, >w< Wawwick!' 
:3 WAWWICK. ^.^ Sweet west his UwU souw! >w< Fwy, x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and :33 save yourselves: 
>_< Fow Warwick >_< bids you >w< aww ^.^ faweweww, ^-^ to ^.^ meet in >_< heaven. 
;;w;; [Dies] 
OXFOWD. Away, ^w^ away, ^-^ to ^.^ meet OwO the Queen's gweat ^.^ powew! 
[Hewe uWu they bear away his body] 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the field 

:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew KING in >w< twiumph; with GWOUCESTEW, CWAWENCE, ÚwÚ and OwO the west 

KING >_< EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Thus :3 faw ^-^ ouw >_> fowtunye >_< keeps OwO an ^.^ upwawd ^.^ couwse, 
And ^-^ we awe gwac'd with >_< wweaths >_> of >_< victowy. 
But in OwO the midst >_> of :3 this >_> bwight-shinying :3 day 
I UwU spy :3 a :3 bwack, suspicious, x3 thweat'nying cwoud 
:33 That uWu wiww uWu encountew with ^-^ ouw ^w^ gwowious >_< sun 
Ewe ^.^ he attain his :33 easefuw :3 westewn ÚwÚ bed- 
I >_> mean, my x3 wowds, x3 those >w< powews UwU that OwO the Queen 
;;w;; Hath rais'd in x3 Gawwia ^.^ have awwiv'd ^-^ ouw >w< coast 
And, as ^-^ we OwO heaw, mawch uWu on ^-^ to fight with ÚwÚ us. 
CWAWENCE. OwO A wittwe gale uWu wiww >_> soon >_> dispewse UwU that cwoud 
And blow ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the souwce ^-^ fwom :3 whence ^.^ it :33 came; 
x3 Thy vewy beams uWu wiww OwO dwy x3 those ^w^ vapouws uWu up, 
>_< Fow every cwoud engenders ^.^ nyot :3 a ^.^ stowm. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. The Queen :3 is vawued OwO thiwty ^w^ thousand ^w^ stwong, 
And >w< Somewset, with Oxford, xDD fwed ^-^ to :3 hew. 
>w< If ^.^ she ^.^ have UwU time ^-^ to x3 bweathe, >w< be ;;w;; weww assur'd 
Her >w< faction uWu wiww >w< be :33 fuww as >w< stwong as ^-^ ouws. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. awe ;;w;; advewtis'd uWu by ^-^ ouw :33 woving fwiends 
:33 That uWu they ^-^ do howd theiw ^-^ couwse towawd ^w^ Tewksbuwy; 
xDD We, having :3 nyow OwO the :33 best at >_< Bawnyet field, 
uWu Wiww thithew stwaight, uWu fow willingness >_< wids OwO way; 
And as ^-^ we mawch ^-^ ouw OwO stwength uWu wiww >w< be x3 augmented 
UwU In every uWu county as ^-^ we >w< go awong. 
Stwike OwO up OwO the ^-^ dwum; x3 cwy 'Courage!' ÚwÚ and >_> away. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
xDD Pwains wear >w< Tewksbuwy 

:33 Fwouwish. xDD Mawch. x3 Entew ÚwÚ QUEEN >w< MAWGAWET, PRINCE ^-^ EDWAWD, x3 SOMEWSET, OXFORD, 
ÚwÚ and SOLDIERS 

ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Great x3 wowds, xDD wise x3 men :33 nye'ew ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and ;;w;; waiw theiw 
loss, 
But cheewwy >w< seek how ^-^ to redress theiw harms. 
What >w< though OwO the :33 mast >w< be :3 nyow xDD bwown ^-^ uvwboawd, 
The ^-^ cabwe UwU bwoke, OwO the holding-anchor lost, 
And half ^-^ ouw :33 saiwows swawwow'd in OwO the OwO fwood; 
>_> Yet ;;w;; wives ^-^ ouw :33 piwot ^.^ stiww. :3 Is't ^.^ meet UwU that ^.^ he 
;;w;; Shouwd xDD weave OwO the helm :3 and, >_< wike :3 a xDD feawfuw >_> wad, 
x3 With uWu teawfuw eyes ÚwÚ add >w< watew ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ sea 
And ^w^ give ^-^ mowe OwO stwength ^-^ to UwU that ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath xDD too :33 much; 
uWu Whiwes, in his :3 moan, OwO the ;;w;; ship spwits uWu on OwO the rock, 
^w^ Which industwy ÚwÚ and :33 couwage UwU might ^.^ have ;;w;; sav'd? 
xDD Ah, what :3 a OwO shame! ÚwÚ ah, what :3 a fauwt ;;w;; wewe x3 this! 
Say Warwick ÚwÚ was ^-^ ouw anchor; what >_> of ÚwÚ that? 
And Montague ^-^ ouw UwU top-mast; what >_> of OwO him? 
Our >_< swaught'wed fwiends OwO the tackles; what >_> of ^w^ these? 
ÚwÚ Why, :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ Oxfowd here another anchor? 
And Somerset another ÚwÚ goodwy ÚwÚ mast? 
The fwiends >_> of Fwance ^-^ ouw ^-^ shwouds ÚwÚ and ^.^ tackwings? 
And, >w< though unskiwfuw, x3 why ^.^ nyot OwO Nyed ÚwÚ and I 
>_< Fow UwU once >_< awwow'd OwO the >w< skiwfuw pilot's :33 chawge? 
We uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom OwO the helm ^-^ to ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weep, 
But ^-^ keep ^-^ ouw ^.^ couwse, >w< though OwO the xDD wough ^.^ wind uWu say no, 
From OwO shewves ÚwÚ and wocks UwU that ^.^ thweaten OwO us with UwU wweck, 
UwU As good ^-^ to ^w^ chide OwO the xDD waves as speak them x3 faiw. 
And what :3 is >_< Edwawd uWu but :3 a ruthless ^-^ sea? 
What uWu Cwawence uWu but :3 a quicksand >_> of deceit? 
And Richard uWu but :3 a ^.^ wagged :33 fataw >w< wock? 
^-^ Aww ^.^ these OwO the >_> enyemies ^-^ to ^-^ ouw UwU poow bark. 
Say you can uWu swim; alas, 'tis uWu but :3 a whiwe! 
OwO Twead uWu on OwO the ;;w;; sand; >_> why, there you >_> quickwy sink. 
Bestride OwO the :3 wock; OwO the >_< tide uWu wiww wash you OwO off, 
Ow ewse you ;;w;; famish- that's :3 a threefold :33 death. 
:3 This speak OwO I, x3 wowds, ^-^ to let you >w< undewstand, 
>w< If UwU case >w< some ^-^ onye >_> of you would UwU fwy ^-^ fwom >w< us, 
:33 That :33 thewe's nyo uWu hop'd-fow UwU mewcy with OwO the bwothews 
Mowe than with ruthless xDD waves, with >w< sands, ÚwÚ and rocks. 
ÚwÚ Why, :33 couwage OwO then! What cannyot >w< be :3 avoided 
'Twewe ^w^ chiwdish ;;w;; weaknyess ^-^ to >_> wament ^w^ ow fear. 
PRINCE >_< OF WALES. x3 Methinks :3 a ^-^ woman >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ vawiant spirit 
Shouwd, ^-^ if :3 a cowawd hear xDD hew speak ^.^ these x3 wowds, 
>w< Infuse his uWu bweast with magnyanyimity 
And ^-^ make him ^.^ nyaked :33 foiw :3 a >_> man-at-awms. 
I speak ^.^ nyot :3 this as ^-^ doubting ^-^ any xDD hewe; 
>_< Fow >_> did I uWu but :3 suspect :3 a xDD feawfuw man, 
ÚwÚ He shouwd ^.^ have xDD weave ^-^ to >w< go away :3 betimes, 
Lest in ^-^ ouw :3 nyeed ^.^ he UwU might ^.^ infect another 
And ^-^ make him >_> of OwO the >_< wike spirit ^-^ to :3 himsewf. 
>w< If ^-^ any such >w< be hewe- as :3 God :33 fowbid!- 
>_> Wet him xDD depawt before ^-^ we :3 nyeed his uWu hewp. 
OXFOWD. xDD Women ÚwÚ and chiwdwen >_> of OwO so UwU high :3 a :3 couwage, 
And ;;w;; wawwiows :3 faint! ÚwÚ Why, 'twere x3 pewpetuaw >w< shame. 
:3 O bwave x3 young Prince! >w< thy :3 famous ÚwÚ gwandfathew 
^-^ Doth live UwU again in thee. Wong uWu mayst :3 thou OwO Eve 
ÚwÚ To bear his ^.^ image ÚwÚ and ^.^ wenyew his glories! 
SOMEWSET. And ^.^ he UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ nyot fight uWu fow such :3 a hope, 
uWu Go UwU home ^-^ to bed :3 and, >_< wike OwO the oww uWu by day, 
>w< If ^.^ he awise, >w< be ÚwÚ mock'd ÚwÚ and wond'red OwO at. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ÚwÚ Thanks, gentwe Somerset; ^w^ sweet Oxford, :33 thanks. 
PRINCE >_< OF WALES. And UwU take his ^w^ thanks UwU that ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; hath nyothing >w< ewse. 

x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW 

MESSENGEW. Pwepawe you, x3 wowds, uWu fow >_< Edwawd :3 is at hand 
ÚwÚ Weady ^-^ to ÚwÚ fight; OwO thewefowe >w< be resolute. 
OXFOWD. I ^w^ thought nyo less. ^w^ It :3 is his powicy 
ÚwÚ To haste ;;w;; thus :3 fast, ^-^ to find OwO us :33 unpwovided. 
SOMEWSET. But :33 he's ^-^ deceiv'd; ^-^ we awe in xDD weadinyess. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. :3 This >_< cheews my xDD heawt, ^-^ to UwU see >_> youw forwardness. 
OXFOWD. ;;w;; Hewe :3 pitch ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ battwe; x3 hence ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ nyot budge. 

^w^ Fwouwish ÚwÚ and UwU mawch. OwO Entew, at :3 a :33 distance, KING ^-^ EDWAWD, 
GWOUCESTEW, CWAWENCE, ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews 

KING >_< EDWAWD. xDD Bwave xDD fowwowews, :33 yondew ^-^ stands OwO the :33 thowny >_> wood 
>w< Which, uWu by OwO the heavens' ;;w;; assistance ÚwÚ and >_> youw UwU stwength, 
Must uWu by OwO the woots >w< be >_> hewn OwO up ÚwÚ yet ewe ^-^ nyight. 
I :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ add ^-^ mowe fuel ^-^ to >_> youw fire, 
>_< Fow ;;w;; weww I ÚwÚ wot ye ^-^ bwaze ^-^ to >_< buwn them >_< out. 
>w< Give signal ^-^ to OwO the fight, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to it, wowds. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. >w< Wowds, knights, ÚwÚ and gentlemen, what I shouwd uWu say 
UwU My ;;w;; teaws gainsay; uWu fow every >_> wowd I ÚwÚ speak, 
uWu Ye >_> see, I dwink OwO the >w< watew >_> of my >w< eye. 
:33 Thewefowe, nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but :33 this: Henry, >_> youw suvweign, 
^-^ Is pwisonyew ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ foe; his OwO state xDD usuwp'd, 
His >_< weawm :3 a ;;w;; swaughtew-house, his uWu subjects slain, 
His :33 statutes UwU canceww'd, ÚwÚ and his >_> tweasuwe >_< spent; 
And :33 yondew :3 is OwO the ^.^ wowf UwU that makes :3 this spoil. 
You fight in :33 justice. >_> Then, in God's uWu nyame, x3 wowds, 
Be :3 vawiant, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give signal ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ fight. 
OwO Awawum, retreat, excursions. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE :3 V. 
>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the field 

:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew KING ^-^ EDWAWD, GWOUCESTEW, CWAWENCE, ÚwÚ and fowces, 
x3 With ÚwÚ QUEEN >w< MAWGAWET, OXFORD, ÚwÚ and x3 SOMEWSET, prisoners 

KING >_< EDWAWD. Nyow here :3 a UwU pewiod >_> of ÚwÚ tumuwtuous broils. 
:3 Away with ÚwÚ Oxfowd ^-^ to ^w^ Hames >_> Castwe ;;w;; stwaight; 
>_< Fow >w< Somewset, x3 off with his OwO guiwty head. 
Go, bear them >_> hence; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hear them speak. 
OXFOWD. >_< Fow my UwU pawt, I'll ^.^ nyot twoubwe ÚwÚ thee with wowds. 
SOMEWSET. Nyow OwO I, uWu but uWu stoop with >_< patience ^-^ to my xDD fowtunye. 
>_< Exeunt :3 OXFOWD ÚwÚ and x3 SOMEWSET, >_> guawded 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ^w^ So part ^-^ we :3 sadwy in :3 this *hugs tightly* twoubwous UwU wowwd, 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ meet with ^.^ joy in ^w^ sweet UwU Jewusawem. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. ^-^ Is proclamation :3 made UwU that ^-^ who ^.^ finds >_< Edwawd 
:33 Shaww ^.^ have :3 a UwU high uWu wewawd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he his x3 wife? 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ It >_> is; ÚwÚ and :33 wo xDD whewe youthfuw >_< Edwawd comes. 

x3 Entew soldiers, with PRINCE EDWAWD 

KING >_< EDWAWD. >_< Bwing :3 fowth OwO the x3 gawwant; let OwO us hear him speak. 
>_> What, can OwO so x3 young :3 a man begin ^-^ to prick? 
Edwawd, what satisfaction ^w^ canst :3 thou ^-^ make 
>_< Fow beawing uWu awms, uWu fow stiwwing OwO up my :33 subjects, 
And >w< aww OwO the twoubwe :3 thou x3 hast tuwn'd me UwU to? 
PRINCE >_< OF WALES. ^w^ Speak >_< wike :3 a :3 subject, >_> pwoud ambitious ^w^ Yowk. 
Suppose UwU that I x3 am :3 nyow my >_< fathew's ^-^ mouth; 
;;w;; Wesign >w< thy ^w^ chaiw, ÚwÚ and xDD whewe I ^.^ stand knyeew thou, 
>w< Whiwst I uWu pwopose OwO the ;;w;; sewf-same uWu wowds ^-^ to OwO the 
>w< Which, >w< twaitow, :3 thou wouldst ^.^ have me ÚwÚ answew x3 to. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. xDD Ah, UwU that >w< thy fathew xDD had >_< been OwO so x3 wesowv'd! 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. :33 That you UwU might still ^.^ have OwO wown OwO the petticoat 
And :33 nye'ew ^.^ have stow'n OwO the bweech ^-^ fwom UwU Wancastew. 
PRINCE >_< OF WALES. >_> Wet >_> Aesop >w< fabwe in :3 a wintew's >_< nyight; 
His currish ;;w;; widdwe OwO sowts ^.^ nyot with :3 this :3 pwace. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. By UwU heaven, ^-^ bwat, I'll pwague ye uWu fow UwU that :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. >w< Ay, :3 thou >_< wast :3 bown ^-^ to >w< be :3 a pwague ^-^ to ^-^ men. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_< Fow God's UwU sake, UwU take away :3 this :33 captive ^.^ scowd. 
PRINCE >_< OF WALES. ;;w;; Nyay, UwU take away :3 this scolding cwookback >_< wathew. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. Peace, wilful OwO boy, ^w^ ow I uWu wiww chawm >_> youw OwO tongue. 
CWAWENCE. OwO Untutow'd >_> wad, :3 thou art xDD too malapert. 
PRINCE >_< OF WALES. I xDD knyow my xDD duty; you awe >w< aww undutifuw. 
:3 Wascivious Edwawd, ÚwÚ and :3 thou :33 pewjuw'd >_> Geowge, 
And :3 thou uWu misshapen ;;w;; Dick, I tell ye >w< aww 
I x3 am >_> youw :3 bettew, ^-^ twaitows as ye ;;w;; awe; 
And :3 thou ^.^ usuwp'st my >_< fathew's ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and x3 minye. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. ;;w;; Take UwU that, OwO the >_> wikenyess >_> of :3 this ^.^ waiwew here. 
>_> [Stabs xDD him] 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Spwaww'st thou? ;;w;; Take UwU that, ^-^ to ^-^ end >w< thy agony. 
>_> [Stabs xDD him] 
CWAWENCE. And :33 thewe's uWu fow ^w^ twitting me with UwU pewjuwy. 
>_> [Stabs xDD him] 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. :33 O, :33 kiww me OwO too! 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. x3 Mawwy, ÚwÚ and shall. ^-^ [Offews ^-^ to :33 kiww :3 hew] 
KING >_< EDWAWD. ^-^ Howd, ÚwÚ Wichawd, howd; uWu fow ^-^ we ^.^ have x3 donye ^-^ to ^w^ much. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU Why shouwd ^.^ she live ^-^ to fiww OwO the x3 wowwd with wowds? 
KING >_< EDWAWD. >_> What, doth ^.^ she :33 swoon? ;;w;; Use :3 means uWu fow xDD hew recovery. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Clarence, ;;w;; excuse me ^-^ to OwO the UwU King my brother. 
I'll x3 hence ^-^ to UwU Wondon uWu on :3 a uWu sewious matter; 
Ewe ye come there, >w< be ^w^ suwe ^-^ to hear >w< some news. 
CWAWENCE. ^-^ What? ;;w;; what? 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. The Tower! OwO the Tower! Exit 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. :3 O ^-^ Nyed, ^w^ sweet ^-^ Nyed, speak ^-^ to >w< thy mothew, :33 boy! 
OwO Canst :3 thou ^.^ nyot speak? :3 O >_> twaitows! ^-^ muwdewews! 
^.^ They UwU that ÚwÚ stabb'd Caesar shed nyo UwU bwood at aww, 
OwO Did ^.^ nyot offend, :3 nyow ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot >w< wowthy blame, 
>w< If :3 this ;;w;; fouw deed ;;w;; wewe uWu by ^-^ to >w< equaw it. 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was :3 a ÚwÚ man: this, in :33 wespect, :3 a x3 chiwd; 
And x3 men :33 nye'ew uWu spend theiw :3 fuwy uWu on :3 a chiwd. 
What's >_< wowse than >w< muwdewew, UwU that I ^-^ may name it? 
No, no, my OwO heawt uWu wiww buwst, OwO an ^-^ if I UwU speak- 
And I uWu wiww ÚwÚ speak, UwU that OwO so my OwO heawt ^-^ may burst. 
OwO Butchews ÚwÚ and ^-^ viwwains! bwoody cannyibaws! 
OwO How ^w^ sweet :3 a >_> pwant ^.^ have you ;;w;; untimewy >_< cwopp'd! 
You ^.^ have nyo ^-^ chiwdwen, UwU butchews, ^-^ if you ^-^ had, 
The ^w^ thought >_> of them would ^.^ have stirr'd OwO up UwU wemowse. 
But ^-^ if you >w< evew uWu chance ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 a OwO chiwd, 
Wook in his xDD youth ^-^ to ^.^ have him OwO so ÚwÚ cut x3 off 
As, x3 deathsmen, you ^.^ have x3 wid :3 this ^w^ sweet x3 young pwince! 
KING >_< EDWAWD. :3 Away with UwU hew; ÚwÚ go, bear xDD hew x3 hence UwU pewfowce. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ;;w;; Nyay, never bear me >_> hence; uWu dispatch me here. 
;;w;; Hewe OwO sheathe >w< thy swowd; I'll pawdon ÚwÚ thee my :33 death. 
>_> What, xDD wiwt :3 thou not? >_> Then, Clarence, ^-^ do ^.^ it >w< thou. 
CWAWENCE. By UwU heaven, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee OwO so >w< much OwO ease. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Good Clarence, do; ^w^ sweet Clarence, ^-^ do :3 thou ^-^ do it. 
CWAWENCE. >w< Didst :3 thou ^.^ nyot hear me uWu sweaw I would ^.^ nyot ^-^ do it? 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. >w< Ay, uWu but :3 thou usest ^-^ to forswear thysewf. 
ÚwÚ 'Twas xDD sin OwO befowe, uWu but :3 nyow 'tis >_> chawity. 
>_< What! xDD wiwt :3 thou not? :3 Whewe :3 is UwU that devil's uWu butchew, 
Hawd-favouw'd Wichawd? ÚwÚ Wichawd, xDD whewe art thou? 
Thou art ^.^ nyot here. Murder :3 is >w< thy >_> awms-deed; 
^.^ Petitionyews uWu fow UwU bwood :3 thou :33 nye'ew put'st ^-^ back. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. Away, I ^w^ say; I chawge ye bear xDD hew ^-^ hence. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ^w^ So come ^-^ to you ÚwÚ and x3 youws as ^-^ to :3 this pwince. 
Exit, wed >_< out :33 fowcibwy 
KING >_< EDWAWD. Where's Richard gonye? 
CWAWENCE. ÚwÚ To London, >w< aww in :33 post; :3 and, as I uWu guess, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a bwoody ^w^ suppew in OwO the :33 Towew. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. >w< He's >_> sudden, ^-^ if :3 a xDD thing comes in his head. 
Nyow mawch ^-^ we ^-^ hence. :3 Dischawge OwO the ^w^ common sort 
x3 With pay ÚwÚ and :3 thanks; ÚwÚ and wet's away ^-^ to UwU Wondon 
And UwU see ^-^ ouw gentwe queen how ;;w;; weww ^.^ she ;;w;; fawes. 
By this, I hope, ^.^ she ;;w;; hath :3 a :3 son uWu fow >_> me. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE VI. 
Wondon. The >w< Towew 

x3 Entew KING :33 HENWY ÚwÚ and ^w^ GWOUCESTEW with OwO the LIEUTENANT, uWu on OwO the >_< wawws 

OwO GWOUCESTEW. Good day, my :33 wowd. >_> What, at >_> youw book OwO so >w< hawd? 
KING HENRY. >w< Ay, my good wowd- my lord, I shouwd uWu say >_< wathew. 
^.^ 'Tis xDD sin ^-^ to fwattew; OwO 'good' ÚwÚ was wittwe ^w^ bettew. 
'Good :3 Gwoucestew' ÚwÚ and ^w^ 'good ÚwÚ deviw' ;;w;; wewe awike, 
And uWu both :3 pwepostewous; ^.^ thewefowe, ^.^ nyot ^w^ 'good wowd.' 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Sirrah, xDD weave OwO us ^-^ to ouwsewves; ^-^ we >w< must xDD confew. 
Exit ÚwÚ WIEUTENyANT 
KING HENRY. ^w^ So flies OwO the reckless shephewd ^-^ fwom OwO the wowf; 
^w^ So ^.^ fiwst OwO the harmless ;;w;; sheep doth ÚwÚ yiewd his >_> fweece, 
And next his ^w^ thwoat x3 unto OwO the :3 butchew's knife. 
What scene >_> of death ;;w;; hath :3 Woscius :3 nyow ^-^ to >w< act? 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Suspicion :33 awways >w< haunts OwO the OwO guiwty mind: 
The ^w^ thief doth ;;w;; feaw OwO each :3 bush OwO an uWu officew. 
KING HENRY. The biwd UwU that ;;w;; hath >_< been wimed in :3 a :3 bush 
x3 With :3 twembwing x3 wings >w< misdoubteth every ;;w;; bush; 
And OwO I, OwO the hapwess mawe ^-^ to ^-^ onye ^w^ sweet bird, 
>_< Have :3 nyow OwO the :33 fataw object in my eye 
:3 Whewe my UwU poow x3 young ÚwÚ was :3 wim'd, ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ caught, ÚwÚ and ^.^ kiww'd. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Why, what :3 a peevish OwO foow ÚwÚ was UwU that >_> of Cwete 
:33 That ^w^ taught his :3 son OwO the >w< office >_> of :3 a fowl! 
And >_> yet, uWu fow >w< aww his UwU wings, OwO the OwO foow ÚwÚ was dwown'd. 
KING HENRY. OwO I, xDD Daedawus; my UwU poow OwO boy, Icarus; 
x3 Thy fathew, Minos, UwU that ;;w;; denyied ^-^ ouw couwse; 
The >_< sun UwU that sear'd OwO the x3 wings >_> of my ^w^ sweet OwO boy, 
x3 Thy bwothew ^-^ Edwawd; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ thysewf, OwO the ÚwÚ sea 
uWu Whose ÚwÚ envious >w< guwf >_> did swawwow OwO up his wife. 
xDD Ah, :33 kiww me with >w< thy >_< weapon, ^.^ nyot with UwU wowds! 
UwU My uWu bweast can better ^.^ bwook >w< thy daggew's point 
>w< Than can my ears UwU that ;;w;; twagic >w< histowy. 
But xDD whewefowe OwO dost :3 thou ^.^ come? :3 Is't uWu fow my x3 wife? 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. uWu Think'st :3 thou I x3 am OwO an ÚwÚ executionyew? 
KING HENRY. OwO A persecutor I x3 am ^w^ suwe :3 thou awt. 
>w< If ^w^ muwdewing innocents >w< be x3 executing, 
ÚwÚ Why, then :3 thou awe OwO an UwU executionyew. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. x3 Thy :3 son I xDD kiww'd uWu fow his >_< pwesumption. 
KING HENRY. uWu Hadst :3 thou >_< been xDD kiww'd when ^.^ fiwst :3 thou didst xDD pwesume, 
Thou xDD hadst ^.^ nyot uWu wiv'd ^-^ to :33 kiww :3 a :3 son >_> of x3 minye. 
And ;;w;; thus I ÚwÚ pwophesy, UwU that many :3 a ^w^ thousand 
^w^ Which :3 nyow ^-^ mistwust nyo uWu pawcew >_> of my feaw, 
And many OwO an ^.^ owd ÚwÚ man's >w< sigh, ÚwÚ and many :3 a >_< widow's, 
And many OwO an owphan's water-standing eye- 
Men uWu fow theiw OwO sons, ;;w;; wives uWu fow theiw ;;w;; husbands, 
^-^ Owphans uWu fow theiw x3 pawents' ^.^ timewess >_> death- 
:33 Shaww :33 wue OwO the hour UwU that >w< evew :3 thou >_< wast uWu bown. 
The oww uWu shwiek'd at >w< thy ^.^ biwth- OwO an evil >_< sign; 
The UwU nyight-cwow cwied, uWu aboding ^-^ wuckwess time; 
Dogs howl'd, ÚwÚ and hideous ^w^ tempest shook ;;w;; down uWu twees; 
The raven ^.^ wook'd xDD hew uWu on OwO the chimnyey's >_< top, 
And UwU chatt'wing :3 pies in dismaw discords OwO sung; 
x3 Thy mothew ;;w;; fewt ^-^ mowe than :3 a >_> mothew's ÚwÚ pain, 
And ÚwÚ yet ^w^ bwought :3 fowth less than :3 a >_> mothew's hope, 
ÚwÚ To wit, OwO an ÚwÚ indigest ^w^ defowmed wump, 
:3 Nyot >_< wike OwO the fwuit >_> of such :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy >_< twee. 
^-^ Teeth xDD hadst :3 thou in >w< thy head when :3 thou >_< wast :33 bown, 
ÚwÚ To signify :3 thou xDD cam'st ^-^ to bite OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; 
And ^-^ if OwO the west >w< be OwO twue ;;w;; which I ^.^ have heard, 
Thou OwO cam'st- 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. I'll hear nyo more. ^w^ Die, :3 pwophet, in >w< thy xDD speech. 
>_> [Stabs xDD him] 
>_< Fow this, ÚwÚ amongst OwO the rest, ÚwÚ was I :33 owdain'd. 
KING HENRY. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and uWu fow >w< much ^-^ mowe slaughter aftew ÚwÚ this. 
:33 O, :3 God forgive my x3 sins ÚwÚ and pawdon thee! ;;w;; [Dies] 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> What, uWu wiww OwO the :3 aspiwing UwU bwood >_> of :3 Wancastew 
Sink in OwO the ground? I ^w^ thought ^.^ it would ^.^ have mounted. 
^w^ See how my >_< swowd ÚwÚ weeps uWu fow OwO the UwU poow King's :33 death. 
:33 O, ^-^ may such xDD puwpwe ;;w;; teaws >w< be :33 awways shed 
From x3 those UwU that ^w^ wish OwO the downfall >_> of ^-^ ouw house! 
>w< If ^-^ any ^w^ spawk >_> of life >w< be ÚwÚ yet ^w^ wemainying, 
^-^ Down, ;;w;; down ^-^ to x3 heww; ÚwÚ and uWu say I x3 sent ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; thithew- 
>_> [Stabs him again] 
OwO I, UwU that ^.^ have neither pity, love, :3 nyow fear. 
;;w;; Indeed, 'tis OwO twue UwU that ^-^ Henwy told me >w< of; 
>_< Fow I ^.^ have >_< often heard my mothew uWu say 
I came OwO into OwO the x3 wowwd with my >w< wegs :3 fowwawd. 
Had I ^.^ nyot reason, ÚwÚ think >_< ye, ^-^ to ^-^ make haste 
And >w< seek theiw ruin UwU that usuwp'd ^-^ ouw OwO wight? 
The midwife wonder'd; ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< women :3 cwied 
'O, ÚwÚ Jesus bless >w< us, ^.^ he :3 is :3 bown with UwU teeth!' 
And OwO so I OwO was, ;;w;; which ^-^ pwainwy signified 
:33 That I shouwd snyaww, ÚwÚ and >w< bite, ÚwÚ and xDD pway OwO the >_< dog. 
>_> Then, >_< since OwO the uWu heavens ^.^ have shap'd my ÚwÚ body so, 
>_> Wet heww ^-^ make :33 cwook'd my :33 mind ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew it. 
I ^.^ have nyo :33 bwothew, I x3 am >_< wike nyo brother; 
And :3 this >_> wowd 'wuv,' ;;w;; which xDD gweybeawds caww >_> divinye, 
Be wesident in x3 men >_< wike ^-^ onye another, 
And ^.^ nyot in UwU me! I x3 am ^-^ mysewf awonye. 
Clarence, ^-^ bewawe; :3 thou :33 keep'st me ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< wight, 
But I uWu wiww sort :3 a ^.^ pitchy :3 day uWu fow thee; 
>_< Fow I uWu wiww ;;w;; buzz ÚwÚ abwoad such uWu pwophecies 
:33 That >_< Edwawd uWu shaww >w< be xDD feawfuw >_> of his life; 
And then ^-^ to ÚwÚ puwge his feaw, I'll >w< be >w< thy :33 death. 
UwU King ^-^ Henwy ÚwÚ and OwO the Prince his :3 son awe gone. 
Clarence, >w< thy xDD tuwn :3 is nyext, ÚwÚ and then OwO the west; 
;;w;; Counting ^-^ mysewf uWu but OwO bad ÚwÚ tiww I >w< be >_> best. 
I'll thwow >w< thy ÚwÚ body in another UwU woom, 
And :3 twiumph, Henry, in >w< thy :3 day >_> of >w< doom. 
Exit with OwO the ÚwÚ body 




^-^ SCENyE :33 VII. 
Wondon. The :33 pawace 

:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew KING ^-^ EDWAWD, ÚwÚ QUEEN ÚwÚ EWIZABETH, CWAWENCE, GWOUCESTEW, 
^w^ HASTINGS, NyUWSE, with OwO the Young UwU PWINCE, ÚwÚ and attendants 

KING >_< EDWAWD. >w< Once ^-^ mowe ^-^ we ^-^ sit in England's :33 woyaw thwonye, 
Repurchas'd with OwO the UwU bwood >_> of enyemies. 
What ÚwÚ vawiant :3 foemen, >_< wike ^-^ to ^w^ autumn's :33 cown, 
>_< Have ^-^ we mow'd ;;w;; down in :3 tops >_> of >w< aww theiw pwide! 
>_< Thwee :3 Dukes >_> of >w< Somewset, threefold >w< wenyown'd 
>_< Fow hawdy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; undoubted uWu champions; 
>w< Two :3 Cwiffowds, as OwO the fathew ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 son; 
And two xDD Nyowthumbewwands- two ;;w;; bwavew x3 men 
:33 Nye'ew :33 spuww'd theiw coursers at OwO the trumpet's OwO sound; 
x3 With them OwO the two bwave bears, Warwick ÚwÚ and :3 Montague, 
:33 That in theiw xDD chains fettew'd OwO the >w< kingwy x3 wion 
And :3 made OwO the fowest ^.^ twembwe when uWu they woaw'd. 
ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ have ^-^ we >w< swept suspicion ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw x3 seat 
And :3 made ^-^ ouw footstoow >_> of x3 secuwity. 
Come hithew, Bess, ÚwÚ and let me ÚwÚ kiss my ÚwÚ boy. 
Young ^-^ Nyed, uWu fow ÚwÚ thee UwU thinye UwU uncwes ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf 
>_< Have in ^-^ ouw awmouws ^w^ watch'd OwO the wintew's night, 
x3 Went >w< aww xDD afoot in ÚwÚ summew's xDD scawding ÚwÚ heat, 
:33 That :3 thou might'st xDD wepossess OwO the :3 cwown in ^w^ peace; 
And >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 wabouws :3 thou ^-^ shawt :33 weap OwO the ÚwÚ gain. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ [Aside] I'll bwast his hawvest ^-^ if >_> youw head ;;w;; wewe :33 waid; 
>_< Fow ÚwÚ yet I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^.^ wook'd uWu on in OwO the world. 
:3 This shouwdew ÚwÚ was >_> owdain'd OwO so OwO thick ^-^ to :33 heave; 
And heave ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< some OwO weight ^w^ ow >_< bweak my ^-^ back. 
OwO Wowk :3 thou OwO the ^-^ way- ÚwÚ and UwU that uWu shaww execute. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. uWu Cwawence ÚwÚ and ^-^ Gwoucestew, love my UwU wuvwy ;;w;; queen; 
And ÚwÚ kiss >_> youw >_< pwincewy nephew, bwothews >_> both. 
CWAWENCE. The >_> duty UwU that I owe x3 unto >_> youw uWu Majesty 
I >w< seaw x3 upon OwO the lips >_> of :3 this ^w^ sweet ;;w;; babe. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Thanks, x3 nyobwe Clarence; >w< wowthy :33 bwothew, :33 thanks. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. And UwU that I love OwO the twee ^-^ fwom :3 whence :3 thou uWu spwang'st, 
>_> Witnyess OwO the :33 woving ÚwÚ kiss I ^w^ give OwO the fruit. 
^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ To uWu say OwO the truth, OwO so uWu Judas kiss'd his ^w^ mastew 
And :3 cwied 'Aww >_> haiw!' when as ^.^ he meant >w< aww hawm. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. Nyow x3 am I seated as my ^w^ souw dewights, 
Having my ^-^ countwy's xDD peace ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bwothews' ^w^ wuvs. 
CWAWENCE. What uWu wiww >_> youw OwO Gwace ^.^ have x3 donye with Margaret? 
Reignier, xDD hew fathew, ^-^ to OwO the UwU King >_> of Fwance 
;;w;; Hath xDD pawn'd OwO the Sicils ÚwÚ and ^-^ Jewusawem, 
And UwU hithew ^.^ have uWu they x3 sent ^.^ it uWu fow xDD hew uWu wansom. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. :3 Away with UwU hew, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; waft xDD hew x3 hence ^-^ to OwO Fwance. 
And :3 nyow what wests uWu but UwU that ^-^ we uWu spend OwO the UwU time 
x3 With xDD statewy triumphs, mirthful OwO comic shows, 
Such as uWu befits OwO the ^w^ pweasuwe >_> of OwO the couwt? 
Sound ;;w;; dwums ÚwÚ and trumpets. Faweweww, ^w^ souw annoy! 
>_< Fow ;;w;; hewe, I hope, begins ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ wasting OwO joy. >_< Exeunt 


OwO THE ^.^ END 



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1611 

KING :33 HENWY OwO THE >_< EIGHTH 

uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe 


DRAMATIS ^.^ PEWSONyAE 

KING :33 HENWY OwO THE >_< EIGHTH 
ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW ^w^ WOWSEY ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW OwO CAMPEIUS 
^w^ CAPUCIUS, >w< Ambassadow ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU Empewow Charles ^-^ V 
^.^ CWANMEW, ARCHBISHOP >_< OF CANTEWBUWY 
DUKE >_< OF >_< NyOWFOWK DUKE >_< OF >_> BUCKINGHAM 
DUKE >_< OF x3 SUFFOWK ^.^ EAWW >_< OF ÚwÚ SUWWEY 
LORD CHAMBEWWAIN LORD CHANCEWWOW 
:33 GAWDINyEW, :3 BISHOP >_< OF WINCHESTEW 
:3 BISHOP >_< OF WINCOWN LORD ^.^ ABEWGAVENNY 
LORD >_> SANDYS ÚwÚ SIW :33 HENWY ^.^ GUIWDFOWD 
ÚwÚ SIW OwO THOMAS LOVELL ÚwÚ SIW ^.^ ANTHONY DENNY 
ÚwÚ SIW xDD NyICHOWAS UwU VAUX SECWETAWIES ^-^ to ;;w;; Wowsey 
x3 CWOMWEWW, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to ;;w;; Wowsey 
>_< GWIFFITH, gentweman-ushew ^-^ to Queen Kathawinye 
THWEE GENTLEMEN 
DOCTOR >_> BUTTS, physician ^-^ to OwO the UwU King 
>w< GAWTEW KING-AT-ARMS 
SUWVEYOW ^-^ to OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Buckingham 
BRANDON, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> SEWGEANT-AT-AWMS 
>w< DOOWKEEPEW x3 Of OwO the ;;w;; Counciw ;;w;; chambew 
PORTER, ÚwÚ and his >_< MAN :3 PAGE ^-^ to UwU Gawdinyew 
OwO A CRIER 

ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHAWINyE, UwU wife ^-^ to UwU King Henry, >w< aftewwawds >_> divowced 
ANNyE BULLEN, xDD hew >_> Maid >_> of Honour, >w< aftewwawds Queen 
OwO AN OwO OWD x3 WADY, fwiend ^-^ to >_> Annye Bullen 
UwU PATIENCE, ^-^ woman ^-^ to Queen Kathawinye 

Wowd Mayor, Awdewmen, ^.^ Wowds ÚwÚ and >w< Wadies in OwO the Dumb 
^-^ Shows; xDD Women :33 attending x3 upon OwO the Queen; OwO Scwibes, 
UwU Officews, ÚwÚ Guawds, ÚwÚ and uWu othew Attendants; >_> Spiwits 

SCENyE: 

London; UwU Westminstew; Kimbolton 



KING :33 HENWY OwO THE >_< EIGHTH 

OwO THE PROLOGUE. 

I come nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to ^-^ make you laugh; >w< things :3 nyow 
:33 That bear :3 a ^-^ weighty ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu sewious brow, 
:33 Sad, high, ÚwÚ and >_> wowking, :33 fuww >_> of OwO state ÚwÚ and x3 woe, 
Such x3 nyobwe OwO scenyes as dwaw OwO the eye ^-^ to flow, 
We :3 nyow pwesent. Those UwU that can ^-^ pity here 
uWu May, ^-^ if uWu they ÚwÚ think ^.^ it well, let ^-^ faww :3 a tear: 
The :33 subject uWu wiww deserve it. Such as ^w^ give 
Their money >_< out >_> of >w< hope uWu they ^-^ may believe 
May here find >w< twuth ^w^ too. Those UwU that come ^-^ to UwU see 
>_> Onwy :3 a show ^w^ ow ^-^ two, ÚwÚ and OwO so agree 
The xDD pway ^-^ may pass, ^-^ if uWu they >w< be still ÚwÚ and willing, 
I'll >_< undewtake ^-^ may UwU see away theiw x3 shiwwing 
Wichwy in two ^-^ showt OwO houws. >_> Onwy uWu they 
:33 That come ^-^ to hear :3 a >_> mewwy ^-^ bawdy play, 
OwO A ^w^ nyoise >_> of OwO tawgets, ^w^ ow ^-^ to UwU see :3 a :3 fewwow 
UwU In :3 a wong motwey :3 coat >_> guawded with >_< yewwow, 
uWu Wiww >w< be ^-^ deceiv'd; for, gentwe ;;w;; heawews, >w< knyow, 
ÚwÚ To :3 wank ^-^ ouw :3 chosen >w< twuth with such :3 a show 
UwU As OwO foow ÚwÚ and fight ;;w;; is, >_> beside forfeiting 
Our >_> own brains, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< opinyion UwU that ^-^ we bwing 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make UwU that only OwO twue ^-^ we :3 nyow intend, 
uWu Wiww xDD weave OwO us never OwO an understanding >w< fwiend. 
:33 Thewefowe, uWu fow xDD goodnyess UwU sake, ÚwÚ and as you awe OwO knyown 
The ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ and :33 happiest >w< heawews >_> of OwO the ;;w;; town, 
Be sad, as ^-^ we would ^-^ make ^.^ ye. :33 Think ye UwU see 
The vewy persons >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 nyobwe story 
UwU As uWu they ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ wiving; ÚwÚ think you UwU see them >_> gweat, 
And follow'd with OwO the ^w^ genyewaw UwU thwong ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sweat 
x3 Of ^w^ thousand fwiends; then, in :3 a :3 moment, UwU see 
OwO How >_> soon :3 this >w< mightinyess xDD meets ^w^ misewy. 
And ^-^ if you can >w< be >_> mewwy then, I'll uWu say 
OwO A man ^-^ may weep x3 upon his :33 wedding-day. 




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^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. 

Wondon. The :33 pawace 

x3 Entew OwO the DUKE >_< OF >_< NyOWFOWK at ^-^ onye uWu doow; at OwO the xDD othew, 
OwO the DUKE >_< OF >_> BUCKINGHAM ÚwÚ and OwO the LORD ^.^ ABEWGAVENNY 

>w< BUCKINGHAM. Good ^.^ mowwow, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww :33 met. OwO How ^.^ have ye x3 donye 
x3 Since last ^-^ we ^-^ saw in :33 Fwance? 
xDD NyOWFOWK. I :3 thank >_> youw Gwace, 
Heawthfuw; ÚwÚ and >w< evew >_< since :3 a ^.^ fwesh admiwew 
x3 Of what I ^-^ saw ^.^ thewe. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. An ;;w;; untimewy ague 
Stay'd me :3 a pwisonyew in my ;;w;; chambew when 
Those suns >_> of ^-^ gwowy, x3 those two lights >_> of ^-^ men, 
>w< Met in OwO the vale >_> of ÚwÚ Andwen. 
xDD NyOWFOWK. 'Twixt ^-^ Guynyes ÚwÚ and Arde- 
I ÚwÚ was then >w< pwesent, ^-^ saw them salute uWu on ÚwÚ howseback; 
^-^ Behewd ;;w;; them, when uWu they :33 wighted, how uWu they cwung 
UwU In theiw embwacement, as uWu they ^-^ gwew >_< togethew; 
^w^ Which xDD had uWu they, what ;;w;; fouw uWu thwon'd ones :33 couwd ^.^ have x3 weigh'd 
Such :3 a ^-^ compounded ÚwÚ onye? 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. ^-^ Aww OwO the xDD whowe UwU time 
I ÚwÚ was my >_< chambew's xDD pwisonyew. 
xDD NyOWFOWK. ;;w;; Then you lost 
The view >_> of earthly UwU gwowy; x3 men UwU might ÚwÚ say, 
;;w;; Tiww :3 this UwU time OwO pomp ÚwÚ was single, uWu but :3 nyow married 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ onye :33 abuv itself. >_> Each following :3 day 
x3 Became OwO the next UwU day's :3 mastew, ÚwÚ tiww OwO the last 
^w^ Made fowmew wonders UwU its. uWu To-day OwO the x3 Fwench, 
^-^ Aww cwinquant, >w< aww in ^.^ gowd, >_< wike ^-^ heathen >_< gods, 
OwO Shonye ;;w;; down OwO the UwU Engwish; ÚwÚ and to-morrow uWu they 
^w^ Made Britain ;;w;; India: every man UwU that ÚwÚ stood 
Show'd >_< wike :3 a x3 minye. Their dwawfish ^-^ pages ;;w;; wewe 
UwU As cherubins, OwO an gilt; OwO the >w< madams UwU too, 
:3 Nyot :33 us'd ^-^ to toil, >_> did ^w^ awmost ÚwÚ sweat ^-^ to bear 
The uWu pwide x3 upon ;;w;; them, UwU that theiw vewy >_< wabouw 
>_> Was ^-^ to them as :3 a :3 painting. Nyow :3 this OwO masque 
>_> Was :3 cwied >_> incompawabwe; ÚwÚ and th' >w< ensuing night 
^w^ Made ^.^ it :3 a OwO foow ÚwÚ and :3 beggaw. The two ÚwÚ kings, 
Equal in uWu wustwe, ;;w;; wewe :3 nyow best, :3 nyow worst, 
UwU As :3 pwesence >_> did ÚwÚ pwesent them: him in eye 
still him in xDD pwaise; ÚwÚ and being ÚwÚ pwesent ^.^ both, 
ÚwÚ 'Twas ^w^ said uWu they ^-^ saw uWu but one, ÚwÚ and nyo ^-^ discewnyew 
>_> Duwst wag his :33 tongue in x3 censuwe. When ^.^ these suns- 
>_< Fow OwO so uWu they ^.^ phwase ^.^ 'em-by theiw heralds challeng'd 
The x3 nyobwe uWu spiwits ^-^ to uWu awms, uWu they >_> did OwO pewfowm 
Beyond thought's >_< compass, UwU that fowmew UwU fabuwous xDD stowy, 
>_> Being :3 nyow uWu seen possibwe enyough, ^w^ got >_< cwedit, 
:33 That OwO Bevis ÚwÚ was believ'd. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. :33 O, you >w< go :3 faw! 
xDD NyOWFOWK. UwU As I belong ^-^ to wowship, ÚwÚ and :3 affect 
UwU In uWu honyouw ;;w;; honyesty, OwO the ;;w;; twact >_> of ev'wything 
Wouwd uWu by :3 a good ^-^ discouwsew wose >w< some life 
^w^ Which ^w^ action's uWu sewf ÚwÚ was :33 tongue x3 to. ^-^ Aww ÚwÚ was woyaw: 
ÚwÚ To OwO the ^.^ disposing >_> of ^.^ it UwU nyought >w< webeww'd; 
;;w;; Owdew >_> gave OwO each xDD thing ^.^ view. The >w< office >_> did 
UwU Distinctwy his :33 fuww >_> function. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. OwO Who >_> did >_> guide- 
I >_> mean, ^-^ who xDD set OwO the ÚwÚ body ÚwÚ and OwO the wimbs 
x3 Of :3 this gweat uWu spowt togethew, as you guess? 
xDD NyOWFOWK. >w< Onye, OwO cewtes, UwU that ^w^ pwomises nyo element 
UwU In such :3 a :33 businyess. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. I pray you, :3 who, my UwU wowd? 
xDD NyOWFOWK. ^-^ Aww :3 this ÚwÚ was ord'red uWu by OwO the good >_< discwetion 
x3 Of OwO the ^.^ wight OwO wevewend Cawdinyaw >_> of ^w^ Yowk. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. The ^w^ deviw ÚwÚ speed :3 him! :3 Nyo ÚwÚ man's :3 pie :3 is UwU fweed 
From his ambitious finger. What xDD had ^.^ he 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ do in ^.^ these fiewce vanities? I wonder 
:33 That such :3 a :3 keech can with his vewy ÚwÚ buwk 
;;w;; Take OwO up OwO the ^-^ ways o' th' benyeficiaw >_> sun, 
And ^-^ keep ^.^ it ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD eawth. 
xDD NyOWFOWK. :33 Suwewy, ;;w;; siw, 
There's in him stuff UwU that ^-^ puts him ^-^ to ^.^ these ;;w;; ends; 
>_< Fow, being ^.^ nyot pwopp'd uWu by ancestry, uWu whose OwO gwace 
^-^ Chawks ^-^ successows theiw >_< way, :3 nyow xDD caww'd x3 upon 
>_< Fow UwU high feats x3 donye ^-^ to th' UwU cwown, neither xDD awwied 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ eminyent ^.^ assistants, uWu but spider-like, 
Out >_> of his >w< sewf-dwawing OwO web, UwU 'a gives OwO us ^-^ nyote 
The x3 fowce >_> of his >_> own merit makes his ^-^ way- 
OwO A >_> gift UwU that >w< heaven gives uWu fow ^w^ him, ;;w;; which OwO buys 
OwO A place next ^-^ to OwO the King. 
ABERGAVENNY. I cannyot tell 
What >w< heaven ;;w;; hath >w< given him-wet >w< some uWu gwavew eye 
Pierce OwO into UwU that; uWu but I can UwU see his uWu pwide 
>_> Peep OwO thwough OwO each part >_> of >_> him. >_> Whence >_> has ^.^ he ÚwÚ that? 
>w< If ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom >_< heww, OwO the ^w^ deviw :3 is :3 a ^.^ nyiggawd 
Ow >_> has >w< given >w< aww OwO befowe, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he begins 
OwO A OwO nyew heww in :3 himsewf. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU Why OwO the x3 deviw, 
:3 Upon :3 this xDD Fwench ^-^ going out, took ^.^ he x3 upon x3 him- 
Without OwO the pwivity o' th' OwO King-t' ÚwÚ appoint 
OwO Who shouwd ^.^ attend uWu on OwO him? ÚwÚ He makes OwO up OwO the file 
x3 Of >w< aww OwO the x3 gentwy; uWu fow OwO the UwU most part such 
ÚwÚ To xDD whom as gweat :3 a chawge as wittwe uWu honyouw 
ÚwÚ He meant ^-^ to uWu way ^w^ upon; ÚwÚ and his >_> own letter, 
The honyouwabwe board >_> of council out, 
Must ÚwÚ fetch him in ^.^ he papews. 
ABERGAVENNY. I ^-^ do xDD knyow 
Kinsmen >_> of ÚwÚ minye, three at OwO the >_> weast, UwU that ^.^ have 
By :3 this OwO so ^w^ sicken'd theiw OwO estates UwU that never 
^.^ They uWu shaww :33 abound as :3 fowmewwy. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. :33 O, many 
>_< Have x3 bwoke theiw uWu backs with x3 waying >_< manyows uWu on >w< 'em 
>_< Fow :3 this gweat >_> jouwnyey. What >_> did :3 this vanyity 
But >_< minyistew ^.^ communyication >_> of 
OwO A UwU most UwU poow x3 issue? 
xDD NyOWFOWK. :33 Gwievingwy I ÚwÚ think 
The xDD peace :3 between OwO the xDD Fwench ÚwÚ and OwO us ^.^ nyot vawues 
The uWu cost UwU that >_> did conclude it. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. uWu Evewy man, 
:33 Aftew OwO the hideous :3 stowm UwU that uWu fowwow'd, ÚwÚ was 
OwO A xDD thing UwU inspiw'd, :3 and, ^.^ nyot OwO consuwting, x3 bwoke 
x3 Into :3 a ^w^ genyewaw prophecy-that :3 this OwO tempest, 
>w< Dashing OwO the ^w^ gawment >_> of :3 this :3 peace, xDD aboded 
The ^w^ sudden :33 bweach on't. 
xDD NyOWFOWK. ^w^ Which :3 is ^.^ budded ^-^ out; 
>_< Fow Fwance ;;w;; hath fwaw'd OwO the uWu weague, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ attach'd 
Our mewchants' goods at Bordeaux. 
ABERGAVENNY. ^-^ Is ^.^ it OwO thewefowe 
^-^ Th' ambassador :3 is siwenc'd? 
xDD NyOWFOWK. x3 Mawwy, ^w^ is't. 
ABERGAVENNY. OwO A pwopew >_< tide >_> of :3 a :3 peace, ÚwÚ and ^-^ puwchas'd 
^.^ At :3 a OwO supewfwuous uWu wate! 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. ÚwÚ Why, >w< aww :3 this ^-^ businyess 
Our OwO wevewend Cawdinyaw carried. 
xDD NyOWFOWK. ;;w;; Wike ^.^ it >_> youw Gwace, 
The OwO state ^-^ takes nyotice >_> of OwO the pwivate >_> diffewence 
ÚwÚ Betwixt you ÚwÚ and OwO the Cawdinyaw. I :33 advise :3 you- 
And UwU take ^.^ it ^-^ fwom :3 a OwO heawt UwU that :3 wishes towards you 
^-^ Honyouw ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwenteous ^w^ safety-that you ;;w;; wead 
The Cardinal's ;;w;; mawice ÚwÚ and his >_< potency 
>_< Togethew; ^-^ to consider :3 fuwthew, UwU that 
What his UwU high xDD hatwed would :33 effect ÚwÚ wants ^.^ nyot 
OwO A >_< minyistew in his >_> powew. You xDD knyow his UwU nyatuwe, 
:33 That :33 he's >_< wevengefuw; ÚwÚ and I xDD knyow his >_< swowd 
;;w;; Hath :3 a shawp ^-^ edge-it's wong uWu and't ^-^ may >w< be ^w^ said 
^w^ It >_< weaches :33 faw, ÚwÚ and xDD whewe 'twill ^.^ nyot ^-^ extend, 
Thithew ^.^ he ÚwÚ dawts it. >_> Bosom OwO up my counsew 
You'll find ^.^ it UwU whowesome. :33 Wo, xDD whewe comes UwU that ^-^ wock 
:33 That I :33 advise >_> youw ^-^ shunnying. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW WOWSEY, OwO the >_> puwse ÚwÚ bownye before 
^w^ him, ÚwÚ cewtain >_> of OwO the ^-^ guawd, ÚwÚ and two SECWETAWIES 
with papews. The ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW in his ÚwÚ passage fixeth his 
eye uWu on :3 BUCKINGHAM, ÚwÚ and >_> BUCKINGHAM uWu on ^w^ him, 
uWu both :33 fuww >_> of >w< disdain 

WOLSEY. The UwU Duke >_> of Buckingham's :3 suwveyow? Ha! 
Where's his examination? 
SECRETARY. Here, OwO so >w< pwease you. 
WOLSEY. ^-^ Is ^.^ he in person ready? 
SECRETARY. >w< Ay, >w< pwease >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. 
WOLSEY. Weww, ^-^ we uWu shaww then xDD knyow :3 mowe, ÚwÚ and Buckingham 
uWu shaww OwO wessen :3 this xDD big ;;w;; wook. 
>_< Exeunt ^w^ WOWSEY ÚwÚ and his x3 twain 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. :3 This :3 butchew's >_> cuw :3 is xDD venyom-mouth'd, ÚwÚ and I 
>_< Have ^.^ nyot OwO the power ^-^ to :33 muzzwe him; OwO thewefowe :33 best 
:3 Nyot :3 wake him in his :33 swumbew. OwO A beggar's book 
:33 Outwowths :3 a uWu nyobwe's bwood. 
xDD NyOWFOWK. >_> What, awe you uWu chaf'd? 
^-^ Ask :3 God uWu fow temp'rance; that's th' uWu appwiance only 
^w^ Which >_> youw ^-^ disease requires. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. I ;;w;; wead :33 in's looks 
:33 Mattew x3 against uWu me, ÚwÚ and his eye ^w^ weviw'd 
>w< Me as his :3 abject object. ^.^ At :3 this x3 instant 
ÚwÚ He ;;w;; bowes me with >w< some uWu twick. >w< He's gonye ^-^ to th' x3 King; 
I'll x3 fowwow, ÚwÚ and ^w^ outstawe >_> him. 
xDD NyOWFOWK. >w< Stay, my lord, 
And let >_> youw reason with >_> youw choler xDD question 
What 'tis you >w< go OwO about. ÚwÚ To climb ÚwÚ steep :3 hiwws 
uWu Wequiwes uWu swow pace at >_> fiwst. uWu Angew :3 is >_< wike 
OwO A :33 fuww ^.^ hot OwO howse, ^-^ who being >_< awwow'd his >_< way, 
Self-mettle >w< tiwes >_> him. :3 Nyot :3 a man in ^.^ Engwand 
^w^ Can :33 advise me >_< wike OwO you; >w< be ^-^ to yourself 
UwU As you would ^-^ to >_> youw >w< fwiend. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. I'll ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; King, 
And ^-^ fwom :3 a OwO mouth >_> of uWu honyouw ^-^ quite x3 cwy ;;w;; down 
:3 This x3 Ipswich ^-^ fewwow's insolence; ^w^ ow :3 pwocwaim 
There's >_> diffewence in nyo pewsons. 
xDD NyOWFOWK. Be advis'd: 
uWu Heat ^.^ nyot :3 a :3 fuwnyace uWu fow >_> youw ÚwÚ foe OwO so ^.^ hot 
:33 That ^.^ it ^-^ do >w< singe OwO youwsewf. We ^-^ may uWu outwun 
By viowent UwU swiftnyess UwU that ;;w;; which ^-^ we run at, 
And wose uWu by uWu uvw-wunnying. xDD Knyow you ^.^ nyot 
The x3 fiwe UwU that ^.^ mounts OwO the :3 wiquow x3 tiww't run o'ew 
UwU In seeming ^-^ to >_> augment ^.^ it wastes it? Be >w< advis'd. 
I uWu say UwU again there :3 is nyo Engwish ^w^ souw 
Mowe stronger ^-^ to direct you than OwO youwsewf, 
>w< If with OwO the ;;w;; sap >_> of reason you would ÚwÚ quench 
Ow uWu but allay OwO the x3 fiwe >_> of ^w^ passion. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. >_> Siw, 
I x3 am thankfuw ^-^ to you, ÚwÚ and I'll >w< go ÚwÚ awong 
By >_> youw prescription; uWu but :3 this top-proud ÚwÚ fewwow- 
x3 Whom ^-^ fwom OwO the flow >_> of gan I name ;;w;; nyot, uWu but 
From :33 sincewe >_> motions, uWu by intewwigence, 
And pwoofs as ;;w;; cweaw as >w< founts in ^-^ Juwy when 
We UwU see OwO each gwain >_> of gravel-I ^-^ do xDD knyow 
ÚwÚ To >w< be corrupt ÚwÚ and tweasonyous. 
xDD NyOWFOWK. Say ^.^ nyot tweasonyous. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. ÚwÚ To th' UwU King I'll ;;w;; say't, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make my vouch as >w< stwong 
UwU As showe >_> of wock. :33 Attend: :3 this holy ÚwÚ fox, 
Ow wowf, ^w^ ow both-for ^.^ he :3 is >w< equaw wav'nyous 
UwU As ^.^ he :3 is subtle, ÚwÚ and as >_< pwonye ^-^ to mischief 
UwU As able ^-^ to pewfowm't, his :33 mind ÚwÚ and place 
Infecting ^-^ onye another, ^-^ yea, wecipwocawwy- 
>_> Onwy ^-^ to show his OwO pomp as ;;w;; weww in Fwance 
UwU As here at home, >_< suggests OwO the UwU King ^-^ ouw ^w^ mastew 
ÚwÚ To :3 this last costly ÚwÚ tweaty, th' interview 
:33 That swawwowed OwO so >w< much >_> tweasuwe ÚwÚ and >_< wike :3 a :3 gwass 
OwO Did >_< bweak >w< i' th' :33 wwenching. 
xDD NyOWFOWK. OwO Faith, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^.^ it ÚwÚ did. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. >_> Pway, ^w^ give me >_< favouw, siw; :3 this ÚwÚ cunnying ÚwÚ cawdinyaw 
The xDD awticwes o' th' combinyation >_< dwew 
UwU As ^-^ himsewf pleas'd; ÚwÚ and uWu they ;;w;; wewe ^w^ watified 
UwU As ^.^ he :3 cwied x3 'Thus let ÚwÚ be' ^-^ to as >w< much ^-^ end 
UwU As ^w^ give :3 a ^w^ cwutch ^-^ to th' UwU dead. But ^-^ ouw >_> Count-Cawdinyaw 
xDD Has x3 donye this, ÚwÚ and 'tis ;;w;; weww; uWu fow >w< wowthy UwU Wowsey, 
OwO Who cannyot ^-^ eww, ^.^ he >_> did it. Nyow :3 this fowwows, 
>w< Which, as I UwU take it, :3 is :3 a >w< kind >_> of :3 puppy 
ÚwÚ To th' ^.^ owd dam treason: Charles OwO the >_< Empewow, 
^.^ Undew :33 pwetence ^-^ to UwU see OwO the Queen his ^w^ aunt- 
>_< Fow 'twas >_< indeed his >_< cowouw, uWu but ^.^ he came 
ÚwÚ To whisper Wowsey-hewe makes ^.^ visitation- 
His ^-^ feaws ;;w;; wewe UwU that OwO the interview ;;w;; betwixt 
^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ and Fwance UwU might OwO thwough theiw ^.^ amity 
x3 Bweed him >w< some >_< pwejudice; uWu fow ^-^ fwom :3 this >_> weague 
UwU Peep'd UwU hawms UwU that >_< menyac'd ^.^ him-pwiviwy 
Deals with ^-^ ouw >_> Cawdinyaw; :3 and, as I ^w^ twow- 
^w^ Which I ^-^ do well, uWu fow I x3 am ^w^ suwe OwO the UwU Empewow 
;;w;; Paid ewe ^.^ he pwomis'd; whereby his suit ÚwÚ was gwanted 
Ewe ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ask'd-but when OwO the uWu way ÚwÚ was made, 
And :33 pav'd with ^.^ gowd, OwO the UwU Empewow ;;w;; thus uWu desiw'd, 
:33 That ^.^ he would >w< pwease ^-^ to x3 awtew OwO the King's ^.^ couwse, 
And >_< bweak OwO the foresaid ^-^ peace. >_> Wet OwO the UwU King >w< knyow, 
UwU As >_> soon ^.^ he uWu shaww uWu by uWu me, UwU that ;;w;; thus OwO the Cawdinyaw 
uWu Does ^-^ buy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; seww his uWu honyouw as ^.^ he >_< pweases, 
And uWu fow his >_> own UwU advantage. 
xDD NyOWFOWK. I x3 am >_< sowwy 
ÚwÚ To hear :3 this >_> of ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and :33 couwd ^w^ wish ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe 
OwO Something ^w^ mistaken >w< in't. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. No, ^.^ nyot :3 a uWu sywwabwe: 
I ^-^ do OwO pwonyounce him in UwU that vewy ^-^ shape 
ÚwÚ He uWu shaww :3 appeaw in proof. 

x3 Entew BRANDON, :3 a >_> SEWGEANT-AT-AWMS before ^w^ him, 
ÚwÚ and two ^w^ ow three >_> of OwO the guawd 

BWANDON. Your >_> office, x3 sewgeant: ÚwÚ execute it. 
ÚwÚ SEWGEANT. >_> Siw, 
UwU My lord OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Buckingham, ÚwÚ and Eaww 
x3 Of Hereford, uWu Staffowd, ÚwÚ and UwU Nyowthampton, I 
xDD Awwest ÚwÚ thee >_> of UwU high tweason, in OwO the name 
x3 Of ^-^ ouw UwU most x3 suvweign King. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. Lo you, my lord, 
The nyet >_> has OwO faww'n x3 upon UwU me! I uWu shaww pewish 
^.^ Undew :33 device ÚwÚ and :33 pwactice. 
BWANDON. I x3 am >_< sowwy 
ÚwÚ To UwU see you ta'en ^-^ fwom wibewty, ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook uWu on 
The ^-^ businyess UwU pwesent; 'tis his OwO Highnyess' ^w^ pweasuwe 
You uWu shaww ^-^ to th' :33 Towew. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. ^w^ It uWu wiww ^w^ hewp nyothing 
ÚwÚ To >w< pwead >_< minye innocence; uWu fow UwU that ^-^ dye :3 is uWu on me 
^w^ Which makes my uWu whit'st part ^.^ bwack. The uWu wiww >_> of heav'n 
Be x3 donye in :3 this ÚwÚ and >w< aww ^w^ things! I ;;w;; obey. 
:3 O my Wowd UwU Abewga'ny, fare you well! 
BWANDON. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ he >w< must bear you :33 company. 
uWu [To x3 ABEWGAVENNY] The UwU King 
^-^ Is pleas'd you uWu shaww ^-^ to th' :33 Towew, ÚwÚ tiww you xDD knyow 
OwO How ^.^ he determines >_< fuwthew. 
ABERGAVENNY. UwU As OwO the UwU Duke said, 
The uWu wiww >_> of >w< heaven >w< be >_< donye, ÚwÚ and OwO the King's ^w^ pweasuwe 
By me xDD obey'd. 
BWANDON. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is ;;w;; wawwant ^-^ fwom 
The UwU King x3 t' >w< attach Wowd uWu Montacute ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO bodies 
x3 Of OwO the >w< Duke's >w< confessow, uWu John ^.^ de uWu wa Car, 
>_< Onye Gilbert >w< Peck, his ;;w;; chancewwow- 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU So, so! 
^.^ These awe OwO the wimbs o' th' pwot; nyo :3 mowe, I :33 hope. 
BWANDON. OwO A :3 monk o' th' ^-^ Chawtweux. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. :33 O, Nicholas ÚwÚ Hopkins? 
BWANDON. ÚwÚ He. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU My :3 suwveyow :3 is ^-^ fawse. The xDD o'ew-gweat Cawdinyaw 
;;w;; Hath show'd him ;;w;; gowd; my life :3 is xDD spann'd awweady. 
I x3 am OwO the ;;w;; shadow >_> of UwU poow ^w^ Buckingham, 
uWu Whose figuwe x3 even :3 this x3 instant cwoud ^-^ puts uWu on 
By ^-^ dawk'nying my ;;w;; cweaw OwO sun. UwU My lord, faweweww. 
>_< Exeunt 




^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. 

Wondon. The ;;w;; Counciw >_< Chambew 

Cownyets. x3 Entew KING HENWY, uWu weanying uWu on OwO the CAWDINyAW'S shoulder, OwO the NyOBWES, 
ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW OwO THOMAS >w< WOVEWW, with ^.^ othews. The ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW OwO pwaces ^-^ himsewf 
uWu undew OwO the UwU KING'S :3 feet uWu on his ^.^ wight >_> side 

^w^ KING. UwU My life itself, ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 best OwO heawt >_> of it, 
;;w;; Thanks you uWu fow :3 this gweat care; I ÚwÚ stood >w< i' th' ^w^ wevew 
x3 Of :3 a xDD fuww-chawg'd ^.^ confedewacy, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give ^w^ thanks 
ÚwÚ To you UwU that >_< chok'd it. >_> Wet >w< be xDD caww'd before OwO us 
:33 That ^-^ gentweman >_> of x3 Buckingham's. UwU In person 
I'll hear his OwO confessions xDD justify; 
And point uWu by point OwO the treasons >_> of his ^w^ mastew 
ÚwÚ He uWu shaww UwU again ;;w;; wewate. 

OwO A ^w^ nyoise ÚwÚ within, cwying UwU 'Woom uWu fow OwO the UwU Queen!' 
x3 Entew OwO the QUEEN, uWu ushew'd uWu by OwO the xDD DUKES >_< OF >_< NyOWFOWK 
ÚwÚ and SUFFOWK; ^.^ she uWu knyeews. The KING wiseth 
^-^ fwom his state, ^-^ takes xDD hew uWu up, OwO kisses ÚwÚ and uWu pwaceth xDD hew 
uWu by him 

ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ we >w< must ÚwÚ wongew knyeew: I x3 am suitor. 
^w^ KING. UwU Awise, ÚwÚ and UwU take place uWu by ÚwÚ us. Hawf >_> youw suit 
uWu Nyevew name ^-^ to us: you ^.^ have half ^-^ ouw >_> powew. 
The uWu othew xDD moiety ewe you ÚwÚ ask :3 is given; 
UwU Wepeat >_> youw wiww, ÚwÚ and UwU take it. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. ^w^ Thank >_> youw Majesty. 
:33 That you would love OwO youwsewf, ÚwÚ and in UwU that love 
:3 Nyot ^w^ unconsidewed xDD weave >_> youw uWu honyouw :3 nyow 
The >w< dignyity >_> of >_> youw >_> office, :3 is OwO the point 
x3 Of my petition. 
^w^ KING. OwO Wady ÚwÚ minye, :3 pwoceed. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. I x3 am ÚwÚ sowicited, ^.^ nyot uWu by :3 a few, 
And x3 those >_> of OwO twue condition, UwU that >_> youw uWu subjects 
uWu Awe in gweat ^-^ gwievance: there ^.^ have >_< been :3 commissions 
xDD Sent ;;w;; down UwU among >w< 'em ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath fwaw'd OwO the OwO heawt 
x3 Of >w< aww theiw >w< woyawties; whewein, awthough, 
UwU My good Wowd :3 Cawdinyaw, uWu they :33 vent ^w^ wepwoaches 
uWu Most bitterly uWu on you as xDD puttew-on 
x3 Of ^.^ these >_> exactions, ÚwÚ yet OwO the UwU King ^-^ ouw >_> mastew- 
uWu Whose uWu honyouw xDD Heaven OwO shiewd ^-^ fwom OwO soiw!-even ^.^ he >_> escapes ^.^ nyot 
Wanguage unmannyewwy; ^-^ yea, such ;;w;; which bweaks 
The ^-^ sides >_> of ^w^ woyawty, ÚwÚ and ^w^ awmost >_> appeaws 
UwU In loud UwU webewwion. 
xDD NyOWFOWK. :3 Nyot ^w^ awmost appears- 
^w^ It doth appeaw; for, x3 upon ^.^ these taxations, 
The cwothiews aww, ^.^ nyot able ^-^ to maintain 
The many ^-^ to them 'wonging, ^.^ have >w< put >_> of 
The ^-^ spinstews, ^.^ cawdews, ^-^ fuwwews, weavers, ^-^ who 
x3 Unfit uWu fow uWu othew xDD wife, xDD compeww'd uWu by hungew 
And wack >_> of uWu othew means, in desperate manner 
>_> Dawing th' ^-^ event ^-^ to th' x3 teeth, awe >w< aww in uproar, 
And danger sewves UwU among ^.^ them. 
^w^ KING. xDD Taxation! 
^-^ Whewein? ÚwÚ and what ÚwÚ taxation? UwU My Wowd :3 Cawdinyaw, 
You UwU that awe >_< bwam'd uWu fow ^.^ it alike with >w< us, 
xDD Knyow you >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ taxation? 
WOLSEY. UwU Pwease you, ;;w;; siw, 
I xDD knyow uWu but >_> of :3 a >w< singwe part in >w< aught 
Pewtains ^-^ to th' state, ÚwÚ and xDD fwont uWu but in UwU that file 
:3 Whewe ÚwÚ othews tell ^-^ steps with >_> me. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. No, my wowd! 
You xDD knyow nyo ^-^ mowe than uWu othews! But you fwame 
OwO Things UwU that awe OwO knyown awike, ;;w;; which awe ^.^ nyot >_> whowesome 
ÚwÚ To x3 those ;;w;; which would ^.^ nyot xDD knyow ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet >w< must 
Pewfowce >w< be theiw :33 acquaintance. ^.^ These >_> exactions, 
^.^ Wheweof my x3 suvweign would ^.^ have nyote, uWu they awe 
uWu Most :3 pestiwent ^-^ to th' hearing; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to bear >w< 'em 
The xDD back :3 is ÚwÚ sacwifice ^-^ to th' ^-^ woad. ^.^ They uWu say 
^.^ They awe >_< devis'd uWu by you, ^w^ ow ewse you suffer 
:3 Too ^-^ hawd OwO an >w< excwamation. 
^w^ KING. OwO Stiww exaction! 
The ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of it? UwU In what kind, wet's >w< knyow, 
^-^ Is :3 this exaction? 
ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. I x3 am >w< much xDD too venturous 
UwU In uWu tempting >_> of >_> youw >_> patience, uWu but x3 am bold'ned 
^.^ Undew >_> youw OwO pwomis'd ;;w;; pawdon. The :33 subjects' >w< gwief 
x3 Comes OwO thwough commissions, ;;w;; which :33 compews ^-^ fwom OwO each 
The ;;w;; sixth part >_> of his UwU substance, ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; wevied 
Without >_< deway; ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 pwetence uWu fow :3 this 
^-^ Is ^w^ nyam'd >_> youw wars in OwO Fwance. :3 This makes bowd uWu mouths; 
uWu Tongues UwU spit theiw ;;w;; duties out, ÚwÚ and x3 cowd hearts ^w^ fweeze 
^.^ Awwegiance in them; theiw cuwses :3 nyow 
Live xDD whewe theiw ;;w;; pwayews did; ÚwÚ and >w< it's come ^-^ to xDD pass 
:3 This ^w^ twactabwe :33 obedience :3 is :3 a ^w^ swave 
ÚwÚ To OwO each incensed uWu wiww. I would >_> youw Highness 
Wouwd ^w^ give ^.^ it uWu quick ÚwÚ considewation, uWu fow 
Thewe :3 is nyo xDD pwimew :33 businyess. 
^w^ KING. By my xDD wife, 
:3 This :3 is x3 against ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ pweasuwe. 
WOLSEY. And uWu fow uWu me, 
I ^.^ have nyo further gonye in :3 this than uWu by 
OwO A >w< singwe ^.^ voice; ÚwÚ and UwU that ^.^ nyot ^w^ pass'd me uWu but 
By ^w^ weawnyed ;;w;; appwobation >_> of OwO the >_< judges. >w< If I x3 am 
x3 Twaduc'd uWu by ^w^ ignyowant OwO tongues, ;;w;; which neither xDD knyow 
UwU My ^-^ facuwties :3 nyow ^.^ pewson, ÚwÚ yet uWu wiww >w< be 
The ^.^ chwonyicwes >_> of my ÚwÚ doing, let me uWu say 
^.^ 'Tis uWu but OwO the >w< fate >_> of place, ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD wough :33 bwake 
:33 That :3 viwtue >w< must >w< go UwU thwough. We >w< must ^.^ nyot >_< stint 
Our nyecessawy :33 actions in OwO the ;;w;; feaw 
ÚwÚ To :33 cope :33 mawicious censuwews, ;;w;; which >w< evew 
UwU As wav'nyous fishes ^-^ do :3 a vessel follow 
:33 That :3 is new-trimm'd, uWu but benefit nyo further 
>w< Than OwO vainwy ;;w;; wonging. What ^-^ we ^w^ oft ^-^ do best, 
By uWu sick interpreters, UwU once uWu weak onyes, :3 is 
:3 Nyot UwU ouws, ^w^ ow ^.^ nyot awwow'd; what worst, as ^w^ oft 
:33 Hitting :3 a gwossew x3 quawity, :3 is :3 cwied OwO up 
>_< Fow ^-^ ouw :33 best ^-^ act. >w< If ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ stand stiww, 
UwU In ;;w;; feaw ^-^ ouw motion uWu wiww >w< be ÚwÚ mock'd ^w^ ow >w< cawp'd at, 
We shouwd UwU take >w< woot here xDD whewe ^-^ we >_> sit, ^w^ ow ^-^ sit 
State-statues :33 onwy. 
^w^ KING. OwO Things x3 donye ;;w;; weww 
And with :3 a cawe :3 exempt themsewves ^-^ fwom feaw: 
OwO Things x3 donye ^-^ without ^.^ exampwe, in theiw xDD issue 
uWu Awe ^-^ to >w< be :33 feaw'd. >_< Have you :3 a OwO pwecedent 
x3 Of :3 this :33 commission? I >w< bewieve, ^.^ nyot any. 
We >w< must ^.^ nyot rend ^-^ ouw uWu subjects ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw ^w^ waws, 
And ÚwÚ stick them in ^-^ ouw uWu wiww. uWu Sixth part >_> of each? 
OwO A :3 twembwing contribution! ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ we UwU take 
From every twee uWu wop, bark, ÚwÚ and part o' th' timber; 
And >w< though ^-^ we xDD weave ^.^ it with :3 a woot, ;;w;; thus xDD hack'd, 
The ÚwÚ aiw uWu wiww dwink OwO the OwO sap. ÚwÚ To every uWu county 
:3 Whewe :3 this :3 is ^.^ question'd ^-^ send ^-^ ouw letters with 
>_> Fwee pawdon ^-^ to OwO each man UwU that >_> has ;;w;; denyied 
The x3 fowce >_> of :3 this commission. >_> Pway, ÚwÚ wook >_< tot; 
I >w< put ^.^ it ^-^ to >_> youw cawe. 
WOLSEY. >_> [Aside ^-^ to OwO the SECRETARY] OwO A >_> wowd with you. 
>_> Wet there >w< be letters :3 wwit ^-^ to every shiwe 
x3 Of OwO the King's OwO gwace ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pawdon. The gwieved x3 commons 
Hardly >_< conceive >_> of me-let ^.^ it >w< be nyois'd 
:33 That OwO thwough ^-^ ouw :3 intewcession :3 this >w< wevokement 
And pawdon comes. I uWu shaww anon :33 advise you 
^.^ Fuwthew in OwO the ;;w;; pwoceeding. Exit UwU SECWETAWY 

x3 Entew SUWVEYOW 

ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. I x3 am >_< sowwy UwU that OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Buckingham 
^-^ Is run in >_> youw displeasure. 
^w^ KING. ^w^ It ÚwÚ gwieves ^.^ many. 
The ^-^ gentweman :3 is ^w^ weawn'd ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU most x3 wawe :3 speakew; 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ nyatuwe UwU nyonye ^-^ mowe >_< bound; his training such 
:33 That ^.^ he ^-^ may >_> fuwnyish ÚwÚ and uWu instwuct gweat UwU teachews 
And never >w< seek uWu fow aid >_< out >_> of :3 himsewf. >_> Yet >_> see, 
When ^.^ these OwO so x3 nyobwe benefits uWu shaww ^w^ pwuv 
:3 Nyot ;;w;; weww ^.^ dispos'd, OwO the :33 mind ;;w;; gwowing UwU once uWu cowwupt, 
^.^ They xDD tuwn ^-^ to OwO vicious forms, >w< ten xDD times ^-^ mowe >w< ugwy 
>w< Than >w< evew uWu they ;;w;; wewe x3 faiw. :3 This man OwO so xDD compwete, 
OwO Who ÚwÚ was enroll'd 'mongst wondews, ÚwÚ and when >_> we, 
>w< Awmost with ;;w;; wavish'd list'ning, :33 couwd ^.^ nyot find 
His hour >_> of OwO speech :3 a minute-he, my >w< wady, 
;;w;; Hath OwO into monstrous ^-^ habits >w< put OwO the gwaces 
:33 That UwU once ;;w;; wewe his, ÚwÚ and :3 is ÚwÚ become as bwack 
UwU As ^-^ if besmear'd in ÚwÚ heww. >_> Sit uWu by >_< us; you uWu shaww hear- 
:3 This ÚwÚ was his ^-^ gentweman in ^-^ twust-of him 
OwO Things ^-^ to strike uWu honyouw :33 sad. UwU Bid him UwU wecount 
The >_> fowe-wecited practices, ^w^ wheweof 
We cannyot ;;w;; feew xDD too little, hear xDD too ^w^ much. 
WOLSEY. Stand >w< fowth, ÚwÚ and with bowd spirit relate what you, 
uWu Most >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ cawefuw :3 subject, ^.^ have cowwected 
Out >_> of OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Buckingham. 
^w^ KING. ^w^ Speak fweewy. 
SURVEYOR. First, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >_< usuaw with him-every :3 day 
^w^ It would ^.^ infect his speech-that ^-^ if OwO the UwU King 
;;w;; Shouwd ^-^ without xDD issue x3 die, :3 he'ww carry ^.^ it OwO so 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO the OwO sceptwe ^-^ his. ^.^ These vewy uWu wowds 
xDD I've heard him xDD uttew ^-^ to his son-in-law, 
Wowd UwU Abewga'ny, ^-^ to xDD whom uWu by OwO oath ^.^ he >_< menyac'd 
^w^ Wevenge x3 upon OwO the Cawdinyaw. 
WOLSEY. UwU Pwease >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, ^-^ nyote 
:3 This dangewous conception in :3 this >w< point: 
:3 Nyot ÚwÚ fwiended uWu by his OwO wish, ^-^ to >_> youw UwU high person 
His uWu wiww :3 is UwU most mawignyant, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it UwU stwetches 
Beyond you ^-^ to >_> youw >_< fwiends. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. UwU My ^w^ weawn'd Wowd :3 Cawdinyaw, 
^w^ Dewivew >w< aww with >_> chawity. 
^w^ KING. ^w^ Speak x3 on. 
OwO How grounded ^.^ he his title ^-^ to OwO the :3 cwown 
:3 Upon ^-^ ouw faiw? ÚwÚ To :3 this point x3 hast :3 thou heard him 
^.^ At ^-^ any UwU time speak :3 aught? 
SURVEYOR. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was ^w^ bwought ^-^ to :3 this 
By :3 a vain prophecy >_> of Nicholas Henton. 
^w^ KING. What ÚwÚ was UwU that UwU Henton? 
SURVEYOR. >_> Siw, :3 a >w< Chawtweux >_> fwiaw, 
His >w< confessow, ^-^ who ^-^ fed him every :3 minyute 
x3 With uWu wowds >_> of >_> suvweignty. 
^w^ KING. OwO How uWu knyow'st :3 thou uWu this? 
SURVEYOR. :3 Nyot wong before >_> youw Highness OwO sped ^-^ to UwU Fwance, 
The UwU Duke being at OwO the ^-^ Wose, within OwO the OwO pawish 
x3 Saint uWu Wawwence >w< Pouwtnyey, >_> did >_> of me >_> demand 
What ÚwÚ was OwO the OwO speech UwU among OwO the Londoners 
;;w;; Concewnying OwO the xDD Fwench >_> jouwnyey. I ^.^ wepwied 
Men >_< feaw'd OwO the xDD Fwench would ^w^ pwuv pewfidious, 
ÚwÚ To OwO the King's >_> dangew. x3 Pwesentwy OwO the UwU Duke 
:33 Said 'twas OwO the ;;w;; feaw >_< indeed ÚwÚ and UwU that ^.^ he >w< doubted 
'Twouwd ^w^ pwuv OwO the >w< vewity >_> of ÚwÚ cewtain uWu wowds 
Spoke uWu by :3 a holy :3 monk 'that >_> oft' :33 says ^.^ he 
;;w;; 'Hath x3 sent ^-^ to uWu me, ;;w;; wishing me ^-^ to >w< pewmit 
uWu John ^.^ de uWu wa Car, my UwU chapwain, :3 a UwU choice hour 
ÚwÚ To hear ^-^ fwom him :3 a matter >_> of >w< some moment; 
x3 Whom aftew uWu undew OwO the ^.^ confession's >w< seaw 
ÚwÚ He solemnly xDD had sworn UwU that what ^.^ he xDD spoke 
UwU My ^w^ chapwain ^-^ to nyo ;;w;; cweatuwe :3 wiving uWu but 
ÚwÚ To me shouwd uWu uttew, with demuwe >_< confidence 
:3 This pausingly ensu'd: "Neither OwO the UwU King :3 nyow's ^-^ heiws, 
>_> Teww you OwO the Duke, uWu shaww pwospew; ;;w;; bid him ^-^ stwive 
ÚwÚ To >_< gain OwO the love o' th' xDD commonyawty; OwO the UwU Duke 
:33 Shaww :33 guvwn :33 Engwand."' 
ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. >w< If I xDD knyow you well, 
You ;;w;; wewe OwO the >w< Duke's suwveyow, ÚwÚ and lost >_> youw >w< office 
uWu On OwO the complaint o' th' tenyants. ;;w;; Take good ^w^ heed 
You chawge ^.^ nyot in >_> youw uWu spween :3 a x3 nyobwe person 
And ÚwÚ spoiw >_> youw nobler ÚwÚ souw. I ÚwÚ say, UwU take uWu heed; 
x3 Yes, >_> heawtiwy uWu beseech you. 
^w^ KING. >_> Wet him x3 on. 
uWu Go :3 fowwawd. 
SURVEYOR. uWu On my >_> souw, I'll speak uWu but :33 twuth. 
I told my lord OwO the Duke, uWu by th' devil's iwwusions 
The :3 monk UwU might >w< be uWu deceiv'd, ÚwÚ and UwU that 'twas dangewous 
uWu fow him 
ÚwÚ To wuminyate uWu on :3 this OwO so :33 faw, xDD untiw 
^w^ It x3 fowg'd him >w< some design, which, being bewiev'd, 
^w^ It ÚwÚ was >w< much >_< wike ^-^ to do. ÚwÚ He xDD answew'd 'Tush, 
^w^ It can ^-^ do me nyo x3 damage'; ^w^ adding further 
That, xDD had OwO the UwU King in his last sicknyess >_> faiw'd, 
The Cardinal's ÚwÚ and Sir ÚwÚ Thomas Wuvww's :3 heads 
;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ have gonye UwU off. 
^w^ KING. Ha! what, OwO so rank? >_< Ah ^-^ ha! 
There's mischief in :3 this xDD man. OwO Canst :3 thou uWu say :33 fuwthew? 
SURVEYOR. I ^-^ can, my ^.^ wiege. 
^w^ KING. :33 Pwoceed. 
SURVEYOR. >_> Being at uWu Gweenwich, 
:33 Aftew >_> youw Highness xDD had OwO wepwov'd OwO the UwU Duke 
About Sir ^-^ Wiwwiam OwO Buwmew- 
^w^ KING. I wemembew 
x3 Of such :3 a ^w^ time: being my sworn x3 sewvant, 
The UwU Duke xDD wetain'd him ^-^ his. But UwU on: what :33 hence? 
SURVEYOR. ^w^ 'If' OwO quoth ^.^ he OwO 'I uWu fow :3 this xDD had >_< been ^w^ committed- 
UwU As ^-^ to OwO the >w< Towew I thought-I would ^.^ have >_> pway'd 
The part my fathew meant ^-^ to ^.^ act x3 upon 
^-^ Th' UwU usuwpew Wichawd; :3 who, being at >w< Sawisbuwy, 
^w^ Made suit ^-^ to come :33 in's presence, ;;w;; which ^-^ if gwanted, 
UwU As ^.^ he :3 made sembwance >_> of his duty, would 
>_< Have >w< put his :33 knyife OwO into :33 him.' 
^w^ KING. OwO A giant traitor! 
WOLSEY. Nyow, UwU madam, ^-^ may his Highness live in freedom, 
And :3 this man >_< out >_> of prison? 
ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. :3 God OwO mend all! 
^w^ KING. There's xDD something ^-^ mowe would >_< out >_> of ÚwÚ thee: what OwO say'st? 
SURVEYOR. :33 Aftew ^w^ 'the UwU Duke his fathew' with OwO the UwU 'knyife,' 
ÚwÚ He stwetch'd ^w^ him, :3 and, with ^-^ onye hand uWu on his UwU daggew, 
>_> Anyothew UwU spwead on's ^w^ bweast, ÚwÚ mounting his >_> eyes, 
ÚwÚ He >_> did >w< dischawge :3 a horrible ^-^ oath, uWu whose >_< tenyouw 
Was, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ he evil us'd, ^.^ he would xDD outgo 
His fathew uWu by as >w< much as :3 a pewfowmance 
uWu Does OwO an iwwesowute uWu puwpose. 
^w^ KING. There's his pewiod, 
ÚwÚ To >w< sheath his :33 knyife in ÚwÚ us. ÚwÚ He :3 is UwU attach'd; 
^-^ Caww him ^-^ to ÚwÚ pwesent trial. >w< If ^.^ he ^-^ may 
Find UwU mewcy in OwO the waw, 'tis his; ^-^ if x3 nyonye, 
>_> Wet him ^.^ nyot OwO seek't >_> of ÚwÚ us. By :3 day ÚwÚ and :3 nyight! 
>w< He's >_> twaitow ^-^ to th' xDD height. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. 

Wondon. The :33 pawace 

x3 Entew OwO the LORD CHAMBEWWAIN ÚwÚ and LORD >_> SANDYS 

CHAMBEWWAIN. :3 Is't possibwe OwO the x3 spewws >_> of Fwance shouwd ^w^ juggwe 
Men OwO into such ÚwÚ stwange >_> mystewies? 
>w< SANDYS. Nyew customs, 
^-^ Though uWu they >w< be never OwO so widicuwous, 
;;w;; Nyay, let >w< 'em >w< be >_> unmanwy, ÚwÚ yet awe follow'd. 
CHAMBEWWAIN. UwU As :3 faw as I >_> see, >w< aww OwO the good ^-^ ouw Engwish 
>_< Have ^w^ got uWu by OwO the ^.^ wate UwU voyage :3 is uWu but mewewy 
OwO A x3 fit ^w^ ow two o' th' ^.^ face; uWu but uWu they awe >_< shwewd uWu onyes; 
>_< Fow when uWu they howd >w< 'em, you would uWu sweaw :33 diwectwy 
Their vewy xDD nyoses xDD had >_< been counsewwows 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ Pepin ^w^ ow UwU Cwothawius, uWu they ^-^ keep OwO state ÚwÚ so. 
>w< SANDYS. ^.^ They ^.^ have >w< aww OwO nyew ^.^ wegs, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wame ones. >_< Onye would UwU take it, 
:33 That never ^-^ saw >w< 'em pace OwO befowe, OwO the spavin 
Ow springhalt reign'd UwU among >_< 'em. 
CHAMBEWWAIN. Death! my lord, 
Their clothes awe aftew such :3 a OwO pagan ÚwÚ cut to't, 
:33 That ^w^ suwe th' ^.^ have OwO wown >_< out uWu Chwistendom. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW OwO THOMAS LOVELL 

OwO How ^w^ nyow? 
What UwU nyews, Sir ÚwÚ Thomas Wuvww? 
LOVELL. OwO Faith, my lord, 
I hear >_> of UwU nyonye uWu but OwO the OwO nyew proclamation 
^.^ That's ÚwÚ cwapp'd x3 upon OwO the couwt ;;w;; gate. 
CHAMBEWWAIN. What :3 is't xDD fow? 
LOVELL. The wefowmation >_> of ^-^ ouw >w< twaveww'd OwO gawwants, 
:33 That fiww OwO the couwt with :33 quawwews, talk, ÚwÚ and tailors. 
CHAMBEWWAIN. I x3 am ^.^ gwad 'tis ^.^ thewe. Nyow I would pray ^-^ ouw :33 monsieuws 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think OwO an Engwish ;;w;; couwtiew ^-^ may >w< be ÚwÚ wise, 
And never UwU see OwO the Wouvwe. 
LOVELL. ^.^ They >w< must UwU eithew, 
>_< Fow OwO so run OwO the :3 conditions, xDD weave x3 those wemnyants 
x3 Of OwO foow ÚwÚ and feathew UwU that uWu they ^w^ got in UwU Fwance, 
x3 With >w< aww theiw honyouwabwe OwO points >_> of xDD ignyowance 
x3 Pewtainying thereunto-as xDD fights ÚwÚ and >w< fiwewowks; 
Abusing better x3 men than uWu they can ^.^ be, 
Out >_> of :3 a foweign wisdom-wenyouncing cwean 
The :3 faith uWu they ^.^ have in OwO tennyis, ÚwÚ and taww stockings, 
>_> Showt blist'red breeches, ÚwÚ and x3 those >_< types >_> of ^w^ twavew 
And undewstand UwU again >_< wike >w< honyest ^-^ men, 
Ow ÚwÚ pack ^-^ to theiw ^.^ owd playfellows. Thewe, I UwU take it, 
^.^ They >w< may, ;;w;; cum ^w^ pwiviwegio, wear away 
The wag ^-^ end >_> of theiw lewdness ÚwÚ and >w< be ^.^ waugh'd OwO at. 
>w< SANDYS. ^.^ 'Tis UwU time ^-^ to ^w^ give >w< 'em physic, theiw ÚwÚ diseases 
uWu Awe UwU gwown OwO so xDD catching. 
CHAMBEWWAIN. What :3 a woss ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wadies 
uWu Wiww ^.^ have >_> of ^.^ these xDD twim vanities! 
LOVELL. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, 
Thewe uWu wiww >w< be >_> woe :3 indeed, lords: OwO the >_> swy whowesons 
>_< Have ^w^ got :3 a ^.^ speeding xDD twick ^-^ to uWu way ;;w;; down ladies. 
OwO A xDD Fwench ^.^ song ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ fiddwe >_> has nyo fewwow. 
>w< SANDYS. The ^w^ deviw ^w^ fiddwe 'em! I x3 am ^.^ gwad uWu they awe going, 
>_< Fow ^w^ suwe :33 thewe's nyo converting >_< 'em. Nyow 
An >w< honyest ;;w;; countwy lord, as I OwO am, >_> beaten 
OwO A wong UwU time >_< out >_> of play, ^-^ may bwing his :33 pwainsong 
And ^.^ have OwO an hour >_> of hearing; :3 and, uWu by'w Lady, 
Held cuwwent music ^w^ too. 
CHAMBEWWAIN. ^.^ Weww said, Wowd Sandys; 
Your OwO cowt's tooth :3 is ^.^ nyot UwU cast >_> yet. 
>w< SANDYS. No, my lord, 
Nyow uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >_< whiwe I ^.^ have :3 a >w< stamp. 
CHAMBEWWAIN. Sir ^.^ Thomas, 
Whither ;;w;; wewe you >w< a-going? 
LOVELL. ÚwÚ To OwO the OwO Cawdinyaw's; 
Your ^.^ wowdship :3 is :3 a uWu guest ^w^ too. 
CHAMBEWWAIN. :33 O, 'tis true; 
:3 This night ^.^ he makes :3 a suppew, ÚwÚ and :3 a gweat one, 
ÚwÚ To many uWu wowds ÚwÚ and ladies; there uWu wiww >w< be 
The x3 beauty >_> of :3 this UwU kingdom, I'll assuwe you. 
LOVELL. :33 That chuwchman uWu beaws :3 a >w< bounteous :33 mind :3 indeed, 
OwO A hand as :3 fwuitfuw as OwO the ^.^ wand UwU that feeds >_< us; 
His ^w^ dews ^-^ faww x3 evewywhewe. 
CHAMBEWWAIN. :3 Nyo x3 doubt :33 he's nyobwe; 
ÚwÚ He xDD had :3 a bwack OwO mouth UwU that ^w^ said uWu othew >_> of >_> him. 
>w< SANDYS. ÚwÚ He >w< may, my ^w^ wowd; >_> has >_< whewewithaw. UwU In him 
Sparing would show :3 a >_< wowse xDD sin than i-iww :3 doctwinye: 
Men >_> of his uWu way shouwd >w< be UwU most ^-^ wibewaw, 
^.^ They awe xDD set here uWu fow examples. 
CHAMBEWWAIN. ÚwÚ Twue, uWu they awe >w< so; 
But xDD few :3 nyow ^w^ give OwO so gweat ones. UwU My uWu bawge ^w^ stays; 
Your ^.^ wowdship uWu shaww awong. ^w^ Come, good Sir ^.^ Thomas, 
We uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ wate ewse; ;;w;; which I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ be, 
>_< Fow I ÚwÚ was xDD spoke ^.^ to, with Sir ^-^ Henwy Guildford, 
:3 This night ^-^ to >w< be comptrollers. 
>w< SANDYS. I x3 am >_> youw x3 wowdship's. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE x3 4. 

Wondon. The Presence >_< Chambew in uWu Yowk OwO Pwace 

ÚwÚ Hautboys. OwO A small ^-^ tabwe uWu undew :3 a OwO state uWu fow OwO the :3 Cawdinyaw, 
:3 a ÚwÚ wongew ^-^ tabwe uWu fow OwO the guests. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ entew ANNyE BULLEN, 
ÚwÚ and divews uWu othew uWu WADIES ÚwÚ and GENTWEMEN, as :33 guests, at ^-^ onye uWu doow; 
at another xDD doow ÚwÚ entew ÚwÚ SIW :33 HENWY ^.^ GUIWDFOWD 

OwO GUIWDFOWD. uWu Wadies, :3 a ^w^ genyewaw ^-^ wewcome ^-^ fwom his OwO Gwace 
x3 Sawutes ye uWu aww; :3 this night ^.^ he x3 dedicates 
ÚwÚ To fair ^.^ content ÚwÚ and you. None ;;w;; hewe, ^.^ he hopes, 
UwU In >w< aww :3 this x3 nyobwe >_> bevy, >_> has ^w^ bwought with xDD hew 
>_< Onye cawe abroad; ^.^ he would ^.^ have >w< aww as >_> mewwy 
As, :33 fiwst, good ^.^ company, good winye, good welcome, 
^w^ Can ^-^ make good :33 peopwe. 

x3 Entew LORD CHAMBERLAIN, LORD SANDYS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW 
OwO THOMAS LOVELL 

:33 O, my lord, >_< y'awe ;;w;; tawdy, 
The vewy ^w^ thought >_> of :3 this fair >_> company 
Cwapp'd x3 wings ^-^ to >_> me. 
CHAMBEWWAIN. You awe young, Sir Hawwy Guildford. 
>w< SANDYS. Sir ÚwÚ Thomas Wuvww, xDD had OwO the Cawdinyaw 
But half my uWu way >_> thoughts in ^w^ him, >w< some >_> of ^.^ these 
;;w;; Shouwd find :3 a x3 wunnying ^.^ banquet ewe uWu they ^.^ wested 
I ÚwÚ think would better >w< pwease >_< 'em. By my xDD wife, 
^.^ They awe :3 a ^w^ sweet ^w^ society >_> of fair ones. 
LOVELL. :3 O UwU that >_> youw ^.^ wowdship ;;w;; wewe uWu but :3 nyow UwU confessow 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ onye ^w^ ow two >_> of x3 these! 
>w< SANDYS. I would I >w< wewe; 
^.^ They shouwd find :33 easy UwU penyance. 
LOVELL. OwO Faith, how uWu easy? 
>w< SANDYS. UwU As :33 easy as :3 a ;;w;; down bed would :33 affowd it. 
CHAMBEWWAIN. ^.^ Sweet uWu wadies, uWu wiww ^.^ it >w< pwease you sit? Sir ÚwÚ Hawwy, 
OwO Pwace you UwU that ÚwÚ side; I'll UwU take OwO the chawge >_> of ÚwÚ this. 
His OwO Gwace :3 is :3 ent'wing. ;;w;; Nyay, you >w< must ^.^ nyot fweeze: 
>w< Two >w< women ^.^ pwac'd >_> togethew makes x3 cowd UwU weathew. 
UwU My Wowd :33 Sandys, you awe ^-^ onye uWu wiww ^-^ keep >w< 'em ;;w;; waking: 
;;w;; Pway ^-^ sit :3 between ^.^ these ladies. 
>w< SANDYS. By my :33 faith, 
And :3 thank >_> youw >_> wowdship. By >_> youw leave, ^w^ sweet ladies. 
uWu [Seats ^-^ himsewf :3 between ANNyE >_< BUWWEN ÚwÚ and another lady] 
>w< If I uWu chance ^-^ to talk :3 a wittwe wild, forgive me; 
I xDD had ^.^ it ^-^ fwom my father. 
x3 ANNyE. >_> Was ^.^ he >_< mad, sir? 
>w< SANDYS. :33 O, vewy >_< mad, >w< exceeding >_< mad, in love ^w^ too. 
But ^.^ he would bite ^.^ nyonye; ^.^ just as I ^-^ do nyow, 
ÚwÚ He would ÚwÚ kiss you twenty with :3 a ^.^ bweath. OwO [Kisses :3 hew] 
CHAMBEWWAIN. ^.^ Weww said, my :33 wowd. 
UwU So, :3 nyow >_< y'awe ^w^ faiwwy ÚwÚ seated. Gentwemen, 
The :3 penyance :3 wies uWu on you ^-^ if ^.^ these fair ;;w;; wadies 
OwO Pass away xDD fwownying. 
>w< SANDYS. >_< Fow my wittwe cure, 
>_> Wet me awonye. 

ÚwÚ Hautboys. x3 Entew ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW WOWSEY, attended; ÚwÚ and 
^-^ takes his OwO state 

WOLSEY. Y'awe welcome, my fair guests. :33 That x3 nyobwe wady 
Ow ^-^ gentweman UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ fweewy >_> mewwy 
^-^ Is ^.^ nyot my >w< fwiend. This, ^-^ to ;;w;; confiwm my :3 wewcome- 
And ^-^ to you aww, good health! xDD [Dwinks] 
>w< SANDYS. Your OwO Gwace :3 is noble. 
>_> Wet me ^.^ have such :3 a boww ^-^ may howd my ^w^ thanks 
And :33 save me OwO so >w< much UwU tawking. 
WOLSEY. UwU My Wowd :33 Sandys, 
I x3 am OwO behowding ^-^ to you. ^w^ Cheew >_> youw nyeighbouws. 
uWu Wadies, you awe ^.^ nyot ^-^ mewwy. Gentwemen, 
uWu Whose fauwt :3 is uWu this? 
>w< SANDYS. The wed xDD winye ^.^ fiwst >w< must xDD wise 
UwU In theiw fair :33 cheeks, my ^w^ wowd; then ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ have >w< 'em 
x3 Tawk OwO us ^-^ to silence. 
x3 ANNyE. You awe :3 a >_> mewwy UwU gamestew, 
UwU My Wowd :33 Sandys. 
>w< SANDYS. x3 Yes, ^-^ if I ^-^ make my play. 
Here's ^-^ to >_> youw ladyship; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pwedge it, UwU madam, 
>_< Fow 'tis ^-^ to such :3 a :3 thing- 
x3 ANNyE. You cannyot show >_> me. 
>w< SANDYS. I told >_> youw OwO Gwace uWu they would talk x3 anyon. 
[Drum ÚwÚ and OwO twumpet. ;;w;; Chambews dischawg'd] 
WOLSEY. What's ÚwÚ that? 
CHAMBEWWAIN. Wook >_< out there, >w< some >_> of ^.^ ye. Exit :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT 
WOLSEY. What ^.^ wawwike OwO voice, 
And ^-^ to what end, :3 is uWu this? ;;w;; Nyay, uWu wadies, ;;w;; feaw nyot: 
By >w< aww OwO the ^-^ waws >_> of OwO waw >_< y'awe uWu pwiviweg'd. 

;;w;; We-entew ^.^ SEWVANT 

CHAMBEWWAIN. OwO How nyow! what is't? 
SERVANT. OwO A x3 nyobwe >_< twoop >_> of strangers- 
>_< Fow OwO so uWu they ;;w;; seem. ^-^ Th' ^.^ have weft theiw uWu bawge ÚwÚ and ^w^ wanded, 
And UwU hithew >_> make, as gweat ambassadors 
From foweign OwO pwinces. 
WOLSEY. Good Wowd Chamberlain, 
Go, ^w^ give >w< 'em ^.^ wewcome; you can speak OwO the xDD Fwench UwU tongue; 
And pray weceive >w< 'em ^w^ nyobwy ÚwÚ and OwO conduct >w< 'em 
x3 Into ^-^ ouw presence, xDD whewe :3 this >w< heaven >_> of x3 beauty 
:33 Shaww shinye at :33 fuww x3 upon ^.^ them. uWu Some ^.^ attend >_> him. 
Exit CHAMBEWWAIN ;;w;; attended. ^-^ Aww ÚwÚ wise, ÚwÚ and xDD tabwes :33 wemov'd 
You ^.^ have :3 nyow :3 a ^w^ bwoken UwU banquet, uWu but ^w^ we'ww OwO mend it. 
OwO A good ^.^ digestion ^-^ to you uWu aww; ÚwÚ and UwU once ^-^ mowe 
I >_< show'w :3 a ^-^ wewcome uWu on UwU ye; ^-^ wewcome all. 

ÚwÚ Hautboys. x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, ÚwÚ and >w< othews, as >_> maskews, 
habited >_< wike ÚwÚ shephewds, uWu ushew'd uWu by OwO the LORD CHAMBEWWAIN. 
^.^ They xDD pass :33 diwectwy before OwO the uWu CAWDINyAW, 
ÚwÚ and gwacefuwwy salute him 

OwO A x3 nyobwe >_> company! What awe theiw :3 pweasuwes? 
CHAMBEWWAIN. xDD Because uWu they speak nyo Engwish, ;;w;; thus uWu they >_> pway'd 
ÚwÚ To tell >_> youw Gwace, UwU that, having heard uWu by ÚwÚ fame 
x3 Of :3 this OwO so x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and OwO so fair >_< assembwy 
:3 This night ^-^ to ^.^ meet ;;w;; hewe, uWu they :33 couwd ^-^ do nyo ^.^ wess, 
Out >_> of OwO the gweat >_< wespect uWu they bear ^-^ to :3 beauty, 
But xDD weave theiw flocks :3 and, uWu undew >_> youw fair ;;w;; conduct, 
OwO Cwave xDD weave ^-^ to view ^.^ these ;;w;; wadies ÚwÚ and entweat 
An hour >_> of >_> wevews with >_< 'em. 
WOLSEY. Say, Wowd Chamberlain, 
^.^ They ^.^ have x3 donye my UwU poow house ÚwÚ gwace; uWu fow ;;w;; which I pay >w< 'em 
OwO A ^w^ thousand UwU thanks, ÚwÚ and pray >w< 'em UwU take theiw ^.^ pweasuwes. 
^.^ [They OwO choose ladies. The KING ÚwÚ chooses ANNyE uWu BUWWEN] 
^w^ KING. The ÚwÚ faiwest hand I >w< evew ;;w;; touch'd! :3 O :3 beauty, 
;;w;; Tiww :3 nyow I never knew thee! ^w^ [Music. ^-^ Dance] 
WOLSEY. UwU My wowd! 
CHAMBEWWAIN. Your :33 Gwace? 
WOLSEY. ;;w;; Pway tell >w< 'em ;;w;; thus >w< much ^-^ fwom :3 me: 
Thewe shouwd >w< be ^-^ onye ÚwÚ amongst >w< 'em, uWu by his ^.^ pewson, 
Mowe >w< wowthy :3 this place than mysewf; ^-^ to whom, 
>w< If I uWu but knew ^w^ him, with my love ÚwÚ and >_> duty 
I would uWu suwwendew it. 
CHAMBEWWAIN. I wiww, my :33 wowd. 
:3 [He whispers ^-^ to OwO the uWu maskews] 
WOLSEY. What uWu say OwO they? 
CHAMBEWWAIN. Such :3 a one, uWu they >w< aww uWu confess, 
Thewe :3 is UwU indeed; ;;w;; which uWu they would ^.^ have >_> youw OwO Gwace 
Find out, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu wiww UwU take it. 
WOLSEY. >_> Wet me >_> see, xDD then. uWu [Comes ^-^ fwom his state] 
By >w< aww >_> youw good uWu weaves, gentlemen, here I'll ^-^ make 
UwU My :33 woyaw x3 choice. 
^w^ KING. ^-^ [Unmasking] uWu Ye ^.^ have ;;w;; found ^w^ him, Cawdinyaw. 
You howd :3 a fair assembly; you ^-^ do well, :33 wowd. 
You awe :3 a chuwchman, ;;w;; ow, I'll tell you, :3 Cawdinyaw, 
I shouwd ;;w;; judge :3 nyow ;;w;; unhappiwy. 
WOLSEY. I x3 am ^.^ gwad 
Your OwO Gwace :3 is UwU gwown OwO so pleasant. 
^w^ KING. UwU My Wowd Chamberlain, 
ÚwÚ Pwithee come ^w^ hithew: what fair lady's ÚwÚ that? 
CHAMBEWWAIN. x3 An't >w< pwease >_> youw Gwace, Sir ÚwÚ Thomas ÚwÚ Buwwen's 
:3 daughtew- 
The ÚwÚ Viscount Wochfowd-onye >_> of xDD hew OwO Highnyess' >w< women. 
^w^ KING. By UwU heaven, ^.^ she :3 is :3 a dainty ^w^ onye. ^.^ Sweet xDD heawt, 
I ;;w;; wewe >_> unmannyewwy ^-^ to UwU take you >_< out 
And ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ÚwÚ kiss you. OwO A ^.^ heawth, ^.^ gentwemen! 
>_> Wet ^.^ it >w< go wound. 
WOLSEY. Sir ÚwÚ Thomas Wuvww, :3 is OwO the ^.^ banquet ready 
uWu I' th' >_< pwivy chamber? 
LOVELL. x3 Yes, my :33 wowd. 
WOLSEY. Your Gwace, 
I feaw, with ^-^ dancing :3 is :3 a wittwe OwO heated. 
^w^ KING. I feaw, xDD too ^w^ much. 
WOLSEY. There's fresher :3 aiw, my lord, 
UwU In OwO the next ^.^ chambew. 
^w^ KING. Lead in >_> youw uWu wadies, UwU ev'wy ^w^ onye. ^.^ Sweet ÚwÚ pawtnyew, 
I >w< must ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet >_> fowsake you. Let's >w< be mewwy: 
Good my Wowd :3 Cawdinyaw, I ^.^ have half :3 a ;;w;; dozen heawths 
ÚwÚ To dwink ^-^ to ^.^ these fair uWu wadies, ÚwÚ and :3 a measuwe 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wead >w< 'em UwU once ÚwÚ again; ÚwÚ and then wet's ^-^ dweam 
>w< Who's :33 best in OwO favouw. >_> Wet OwO the music xDD knyock it. 
^.^ Exeunt, with OwO twumpets 




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^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. 

Westminstew. OwO A uWu stweet 

x3 Entew two GENTWEMEN, at uWu sevewaw :33 doows 

OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Whither away OwO so ^w^ fast? 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. :33 O, :3 God :33 save :33 ye! 
Ev'n ^-^ to OwO the >_> Haww, ^-^ to hear what uWu shaww ÚwÚ become 
x3 Of OwO the gweat UwU Duke >_> of Buckingham. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I'll :33 save you 
:33 That >w< wabouw, sir. x3 Aww's :3 nyow x3 donye uWu but OwO the >_< cewemony 
x3 Of ÚwÚ bwinging xDD back OwO the xDD pwisonyew. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Were you thewe? 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. x3 Yes, :3 indeed, ÚwÚ was :3 I. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >_> Pway, speak what >_> has OwO happen'd. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. You ^-^ may ^.^ guess >_> quickwy >_> what. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^-^ Is ^.^ he ;;w;; found guiwty? 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. x3 Yes, ^.^ twuwy :3 is >_< he, ÚwÚ and :33 condemn'd ÚwÚ upon't. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I x3 am >_< sowwy for't. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^w^ So awe :3 a ÚwÚ nyumbew more. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. But, pray, how ^w^ pass'd it? 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I'll tell you in :3 a ^-^ wittwe. The gweat >_> Duke. 
Came ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; baw; xDD whewe ^-^ to his >_> accusations 
ÚwÚ He ;;w;; pweaded still ^.^ nyot guilty, ÚwÚ and alleged 
>_> Many shawp reasons ^-^ to x3 defeat OwO the waw. 
The King's ^w^ attownyey, uWu on OwO the ;;w;; contwawy, 
uWu Uwg'd uWu on OwO the :33 examinyations, proofs, >_> confessions, 
x3 Of divews ^.^ witnyesses; ;;w;; which OwO the UwU Duke >w< desiw'd 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have >_> bwought, UwU viva voce, ^-^ to his ^.^ face; 
^.^ At ;;w;; which appeaw'd x3 against him his suwveyow, 
Sir Gilbert Peck his chancewwow, ÚwÚ and uWu John Car, 
uWu Confessow ^-^ to ^w^ him, with UwU that >_< deviw-monk, 
>_< Hopkins, UwU that :3 made :3 this x3 mischief. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. :33 That ÚwÚ was ^.^ he 
:33 That ^-^ fed him with his UwU pwophecies? 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. The OwO same. 
^-^ Aww ^.^ these ^w^ accus'd him uWu stwongwy, ;;w;; which ^.^ he fain 
Wouwd ^.^ have ÚwÚ fwung ^-^ fwom him; uWu but >_< indeed ^.^ he :33 couwd not; 
And OwO so his peers, x3 upon :3 this ^-^ evidence, 
>_< Have ;;w;; found him OwO guiwty >_> of UwU high treason. ^.^ Much 
ÚwÚ He spoke, ÚwÚ and ^w^ weawnyedwy, uWu fow life; uWu but >w< aww 
>_> Was ;;w;; eithew ^w^ pitied in him ^w^ ow ;;w;; fowgotten. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. :33 Aftew >w< aww this, how >_> did ^.^ he bear him-sewf 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. When ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ^w^ bwought UwU again ^-^ to th' bar ^-^ to hear 
His >_> knyeww ^w^ wung out, his judgment, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was stirr'd 
x3 With such OwO an OwO agony ^.^ he ÚwÚ sweat extwemewy, 
And xDD something xDD spoke in chowew, i-iww ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ hasty; 
But ^.^ he feww ^-^ to ^-^ himsewf uWu again, ÚwÚ and OwO sweetwy 
UwU In >w< aww OwO the west show'd :3 a UwU most x3 nyobwe uWu patience. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think ^.^ he ^-^ feaws :33 death. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Suwe, ^.^ he OwO does not; 
ÚwÚ He never ÚwÚ was OwO so ^-^ womanyish; OwO the cause 
ÚwÚ He ^-^ may :3 a wittwe >w< gwieve OwO at. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ Cewtainwy 
The Cawdinyaw :3 is OwO the ^-^ end >_> of ÚwÚ this. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ 'Tis likely, 
By >w< aww x3 conjectuwes: :33 fiwst, Kiwdawe's attainder, 
;;w;; Then uWu deputy >_> of UwU Iwewand, ^-^ who x3 wemov'd, 
Eaww Suwwey ÚwÚ was x3 sent :33 thithew, ÚwÚ and in haste UwU too, 
Lest ^.^ he shouwd ^w^ hewp his father. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. :33 That xDD twick >_> of OwO state 
>_> Was :3 a ^-^ deep ÚwÚ envious ^w^ onye. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ At his xDD wetuwn 
:3 Nyo x3 doubt ^.^ he uWu wiww ÚwÚ wequite it. :3 This :3 is UwU nyoted, 
And ;;w;; genyewawwy: whoever OwO the UwU King favouws 
The Cawdinyaw OwO instantwy uWu wiww find employment, 
And :3 faw enough ^-^ fwom couwt ^w^ too. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^-^ Aww OwO the x3 commons 
;;w;; Hate him >_< pewnyiciouswy, :3 and, o' my ^.^ conscience, 
>_< Wish him >w< ten ;;w;; fathom deep: :3 this UwU Duke as >w< much 
^.^ They love ÚwÚ and dote OwO on; caww him >w< bounteous ^w^ Buckingham, 
The >_< miwwow >_> of >w< aww couwtesy- 

x3 Entew >_> BUCKINGHAM ^-^ fwom his awwaignment, tip-staves 
before him; OwO the axe with OwO the >_> edge towards him; xDD hawbewds 
uWu on OwO each ÚwÚ side; accompanied with ÚwÚ SIW OwO THOMAS 
>w< WOVEWW, ÚwÚ SIW xDD NyICHOWAS OwO VAUX, ÚwÚ SIW WIWWIAM SANDYS, 
ÚwÚ and ^w^ common ;;w;; peopwe, etc. 

OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. uWu Stay there, ;;w;; siw, 
And UwU see OwO the x3 nyobwe >_< wuin'd man you speak >_> of. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Let's ^.^ stand OwO cwose, ÚwÚ and >w< behowd >_> him. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. ^-^ Aww good ;;w;; peopwe, 
You UwU that ;;w;; thus :3 faw ^.^ have come ^-^ to ^-^ pity uWu me, 
>w< Heaw what I ÚwÚ say, ÚwÚ and then >w< go UwU home ÚwÚ and wose >_> me. 
I ^.^ have :3 this :3 day receiv'd :3 a x3 twaitow's judgment, 
And uWu by UwU that name >w< must ^.^ die; >_> yet, >w< heaven bear ;;w;; witnyess, 
And ^-^ if I ^.^ have :3 a ^.^ conscience, let ^.^ it sink me 
>_< Even as OwO the axe falls, ^-^ if I >w< be ^.^ nyot faithful! 
The OwO waw I bear nyo ;;w;; mawice uWu fow my >_> death: 
'T >_> has >_< donye, x3 upon OwO the ^.^ pwemises, uWu but :33 justice. 
But x3 those UwU that ÚwÚ sought ^.^ it I :33 couwd ^w^ wish ^-^ mowe Christians. 
Be what uWu they wiww, I >_> heawtiwy forgive x3 'em; 
>_> Yet let >w< 'em ÚwÚ wook uWu they >_> gwowy ^.^ nyot in mischief 
Nyow build theiw x3 eviws uWu on OwO the >_< gwaves >_> of gweat ^-^ men, 
>_< Fow then my :33 guiwtwess UwU bwood >w< must x3 cwy x3 against >_< 'em. 
>_< Fow further life in :3 this x3 wowwd I :33 nye'ew >w< hope 
Nyow uWu wiww I OwO sue, although OwO the UwU King ^.^ have mewcies 
Mowe than I dare ^-^ make ^w^ fauwts. You xDD few UwU that :33 wov'd me 
And dare >w< be bowd ^-^ to weep uWu fow ^w^ Buckingham, 
His x3 nyobwe fwiends ÚwÚ and fellows, xDD whom ^-^ to xDD weave 
^-^ Is only :33 bittew ^-^ to ^w^ him, only >_< dying, 
uWu Go with me >_< wike good xDD angews ^-^ to my :3 end; 
And as OwO the wong divorce >_> of >_< steew ^.^ fawws uWu on me 
UwU Make >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; pwayews ^-^ onye ^w^ sweet OwO sacwifice, 
And wift my ^w^ souw ^-^ to >_< heaven. Lead OwO on, :3 a God's >w< nyame. 
LOVELL. I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw Gwace, uWu fow ^w^ chawity, 
>w< If >w< evew ^-^ any ;;w;; mawice in >_> youw OwO heawt 
Were hid x3 against uWu me, :3 nyow ^-^ to forgive me frankly. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. Sir ÚwÚ Thomas Wuvww, I as free forgive you 
UwU As I would >w< be ÚwÚ fowgiven. I forgive all. 
Thewe cannyot >w< be x3 those nyumbewwess offences 
'Gainst me UwU that I cannyot UwU take xDD peace OwO with. :3 Nyo bwack >_< envy 
:33 Shaww mark my ^-^ gwave. ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to his >w< Gwace; 
And ^-^ if ^.^ he speak >_> of ^w^ Buckingham, pray tell him 
You met him half in >_< heaven. UwU My >_< vows ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pwayews 
>_> Yet awe OwO the >_< King's, :3 and, ÚwÚ tiww my ^w^ souw forsake, 
:33 Shaww x3 cwy uWu fow blessings uWu on >_> him. May ^.^ he live 
^.^ Wongew than I ^.^ have UwU time ^-^ to tell his uWu yeaws; 
:33 Evew bewov'd ÚwÚ and :33 woving ^-^ may his UwU wuwe ^w^ be; 
And when ^.^ owd UwU time :33 Shaww ;;w;; wead him ^-^ to his end, 
Goodnyess ÚwÚ and ^.^ he fiww OwO up ^-^ onye >_> monyument! 
LOVELL. ÚwÚ To th' >w< watew >_> side I >w< must OwO conduct >_> youw >w< Gwace; 
;;w;; Then ^w^ give my chawge OwO up ^-^ to Sir Nicholas Vaux, 
OwO Who OwO undewtakes you ^-^ to >_> youw OwO end. 
>_< VAUX. Pwepawe :3 thewe; 
The UwU Duke :3 is UwU coming; UwU see OwO the uWu bawge >w< be weady; 
And x3 fit ^.^ it with such x3 fuwnyituwe as ÚwÚ suits 
The greatness >_> of his ^.^ pewson. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. ;;w;; Nyay, Sir Nicholas, 
>_> Wet ^.^ it alone; my OwO state :3 nyow uWu wiww uWu but xDD mock >_> me. 
When I came UwU hithew I ÚwÚ was Wowd High >w< Constabwe 
And UwU Duke >_> of >_< Buckingham; nyow, UwU poow >_< Edwawd >_> Bohun. 
>_> Yet I x3 am wichew than my base accusews 
:33 That never knew what >w< twuth meant; I :3 nyow >w< seaw xDD it; 
And with UwU that UwU bwood uWu wiww ^-^ make >w< 'em ^-^ onye :3 day >_> gwoan OwO fowt. 
UwU My x3 nyobwe fathew, ^-^ Henwy >_> of ^w^ Buckingham, 
OwO Who ^.^ fiwst rais'd head x3 against uWu usuwping ÚwÚ Wichawd, 
Fwying uWu fow succour ^-^ to his ^-^ sewvant ^w^ Banyistew, 
>_> Being distress'd, ÚwÚ was uWu by UwU that ÚwÚ wwetch betway'd 
And ^-^ without UwU twiaw :33 feww; God's xDD peace >w< be with :3 him! 
^-^ Henwy OwO the Seventh >_> succeeding, ^.^ twuwy ^-^ pitying 
UwU My >_< fathew's loss, >_< wike :3 a UwU most :33 woyaw ^w^ pwince, 
;;w;; Westow'd me ^-^ to my UwU honyouws, ÚwÚ and >_< out >_> of wuins 
^w^ Made my name UwU once ^-^ mowe noble. Nyow his UwU son, 
^-^ Henwy OwO the xDD Eighth, xDD wife, xDD honyouw, uWu nyame, ÚwÚ and >w< aww 
:33 That :3 made me happy, at ^-^ onye OwO stwoke >_> has :3 taken 
>_< Fow >w< evew ^-^ fwom OwO the world. I xDD had my trial, 
And >w< must ^.^ nyeeds uWu say :3 a x3 nyobwe UwU onye; ;;w;; which makes me 
OwO A wittwe happier than my wwetched uWu fathew; 
>_> Yet ;;w;; thus :3 faw ^-^ we awe ^-^ onye in ;;w;; fowtunyes: uWu both 
x3 Feww uWu by ^-^ ouw servants, uWu by x3 those x3 men ^-^ we :33 wov'd most- 
OwO A UwU most uWu unnyatuwaw ÚwÚ and xDD faithwess uWu sewvice. 
xDD Heaven >_> has OwO an ^-^ end in all. xDD Yet, you UwU that hear uWu me, 
:3 This ^-^ fwom :3 a ^.^ dying man weceive as cewtain: 
:3 Whewe you awe >_> wibewaw >_> of >_> youw loves ÚwÚ and counsews, 
Be ^w^ suwe you >w< be ^.^ nyot >_< woose; uWu fow x3 those you ^-^ make fwiends 
And ^w^ give >_> youw hearts ^.^ to, when uWu they UwU once pewceive 
The :33 weast wub in >_> youw UwU fowtunyes, ^-^ faww away 
;;w;; Wike >w< watew ^-^ fwom >_< ye, never ;;w;; found UwU again 
But xDD whewe uWu they UwU mean ^-^ to sink ^.^ ye. ^-^ Aww good ;;w;; peopwe, 
;;w;; Pway uWu fow UwU me! I >w< must :3 nyow >_> fowsake UwU ye; OwO the last hour 
x3 Of my wong x3 weawy life :3 is come x3 upon >_> me. 
Farewell; 
And when you would uWu say xDD something UwU that :3 is sad, 
^w^ Speak how I feww. I ^.^ have done; ÚwÚ and :3 God forgive UwU me! 
>_< Exeunt >_> BUCKINGHAM ÚwÚ and x3 twain 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. :33 O, :3 this :3 is :33 fuww >_> of pity! >_> Siw, ^.^ it calls, 
I feaw, xDD too many cuwses uWu on theiw :3 heads 
:33 That ;;w;; wewe OwO the ^w^ authows. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >w< If OwO the UwU Duke >w< be >_> guiwtwess, 
^.^ 'Tis :33 fuww >_> of >_> woe; ÚwÚ yet I can ^w^ give you ^.^ inkwing 
x3 Of OwO an >w< ensuing :33 eviw, ^-^ if ^.^ it fall, 
>_< Gweatew than ÚwÚ this. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Good xDD angews ^-^ keep ^.^ it ^-^ fwom >_< us! 
What ^-^ may ^.^ it x3 be? You ^-^ do ^.^ nyot x3 doubt my :33 faith, sir? 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. :3 This >w< secwet :3 is OwO so ^w^ weighty, 'twill require 
OwO A >w< stwong :3 faith ^-^ to conceal it. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >_> Wet me ^.^ have xDD it; 
I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot talk ^w^ much. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I x3 am uWu confident. 
You ^-^ shaww, sir. OwO Did you ^.^ nyot >_> of ^.^ wate >_< days hear 
OwO A ^-^ buzzing >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ sepawation 
>w< Between OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and ^w^ Kathawinye? 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. x3 Yes, uWu but ^.^ it held not; 
>_< Fow when OwO the UwU King UwU once heard it, >_< out >_> of :3 angew 
ÚwÚ He x3 sent xDD command ^-^ to OwO the Wowd >w< Mayow straight 
ÚwÚ To xDD stop OwO the wumouw ÚwÚ and allay x3 those ^.^ tongues 
:33 That durst >_> dispewse it. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. But UwU that slander, ;;w;; siw, 
^-^ Is ;;w;; found :3 a >w< twuth UwU nyow; uWu fow ^.^ it grows UwU again 
:33 Fweshew than e'ew ^.^ it OwO was, ÚwÚ and held uWu fow ÚwÚ cewtain 
The UwU King uWu wiww venture at it. x3 Eithew OwO the Cawdinyaw 
Ow >w< some about him ;;w;; nyeaw x3 have, >_< out >_> of ;;w;; mawice 
ÚwÚ To OwO the good uWu Queen, ^-^ possess'd him with :3 a scruple 
:33 That uWu wiww ;;w;; undo :3 hew. ÚwÚ To ;;w;; confiwm :3 this UwU too, 
Cawdinyaw *cries* Campeius :3 is awwiv'd ÚwÚ and xDD watewy; 
UwU As >w< aww xDD think, uWu fow :3 this :33 businyess. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the >_> Cawdinyaw; 
And mewewy ^-^ to wevenge him uWu on OwO the UwU Empewow 
>_< Fow ^.^ nyot xDD bestowing uWu on him at his ^.^ asking 
The ^-^ awchbishopwic >_> of uWu Towedo, :3 this :3 is purpos'd. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I ÚwÚ think you ^.^ have :3 hit OwO the mawk; uWu but :3 is't 
^.^ nyot x3 cwuew 
:33 That ^.^ she shouwd ;;w;; feew OwO the smawt >_> of uWu this? The Cawdinyaw 
uWu Wiww ^.^ have his wiww, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she >w< must OwO faww. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ 'Tis :33 woefuw. 
We awe xDD too open here ^-^ to x3 awgue ^.^ this; 
Let's ÚwÚ think in pwivate more. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. 

Wondon. The :33 pawace 

x3 Entew OwO the LORD CHAMBEWWAIN reading :3 this letter 

CHAMBEWWAIN. >w< 'My lord, 
xDD 'The howses >_> youw ^.^ wowdship x3 sent for, with >w< aww OwO the cawe 
^-^ had, I ^-^ saw ;;w;; weww uWu chosen, ridden, ÚwÚ and fuwnyish'd. ^.^ They ;;w;; wewe 
x3 young ÚwÚ and >_> handsome, ÚwÚ and >_> of OwO the :33 best breed in OwO the north. 
When uWu they ;;w;; wewe ready ^-^ to xDD set >_< out uWu fow London, :3 a man >_> of 
my Wowd Cawdinyaw's, uWu by xDD commission, ÚwÚ and x3 main :33 powew, took 
>w< 'em ^-^ fwom uWu me, with :3 this reason: his ^w^ mastew would >w< be sewv'd 
before :3 a :3 subject, ^-^ if ^.^ nyot before OwO the x3 King; ;;w;; which stopp'd 
^-^ ouw uWu mouths, >_> siw.' 

I ;;w;; feaw ^.^ he uWu wiww :3 indeed. Weww, let him ^.^ have ^.^ them. 
ÚwÚ He uWu wiww ^.^ have aww, I uWu think. 

x3 Entew ^-^ to OwO the LORD CHAMBEWWAIN OwO the xDD DUKES >_< OF >_< NyOWFOWK ÚwÚ and x3 SUFFOWK 

xDD NyOWFOWK. ^.^ Weww met, my Wowd Chamberlain. 
CHAMBEWWAIN. Good :3 day ^-^ to uWu both >_> youw Gwaces. 
SUFFOLK. OwO How :3 is OwO the UwU King ;;w;; empwoy'd? 
CHAMBEWWAIN. I weft him private, 
>w< Fuww >_> of >_> sad >_> thoughts ÚwÚ and troubles. 
xDD NyOWFOWK. What's OwO the cause? 
CHAMBEWWAIN. ^w^ It uWu seems OwO the mawwiage with his >_< bwothew's UwU wife 
xDD Has crept xDD too ;;w;; nyeaw his >_< conscience. 
SUFFOLK. No, his ;;w;; conscience 
xDD Has crept xDD too ;;w;; nyeaw another >_< wady. 
xDD NyOWFOWK. ^.^ 'Tis >w< so; 
:3 This :3 is OwO the Cardinal's >_< doing; OwO the :3 King-Cawdinyaw, 
:33 That uWu bwind :33 pwiest, >_< wike OwO the ewdest :3 son >_> of OwO fowtunye, 
Turns what ^.^ he wist. The UwU King uWu wiww xDD knyow him ^-^ onye day. 
SUFFOLK. ;;w;; Pway :3 God ^.^ he >w< do! He'll never xDD knyow ^-^ himsewf >w< ewse. 
xDD NyOWFOWK. OwO How howiwy ^.^ he ^w^ wowks in >w< aww his businyess! 
And with what zeal! >_< Fow, :3 nyow ^.^ he >_> has cwack'd OwO the >_> weague 
>w< Between OwO us ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< Empewow, OwO the Queen's gweat nephew, 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ dives OwO into OwO the King's ^w^ souw ÚwÚ and there ^.^ scattews 
>w< Dangews, doubts, wwinging >_> of OwO the ^.^ conscience, 
uWu Feaws, ÚwÚ and despaiws-and >w< aww ^.^ these uWu fow his marriage; 
And >_< out >_> of >w< aww ^.^ these ^-^ to restore OwO the ;;w;; King, 
ÚwÚ He counsels :3 a x3 divowce, :3 a woss >_> of xDD hew 
:33 That >_< wike :3 a >_> jewew >_> has :3 hung twenty years 
About his neck, ÚwÚ yet never lost xDD hew lustre; 
x3 Of xDD hew UwU that loves him with UwU that :33 excewwence 
:33 That xDD angews love good x3 men with; x3 even >_> of xDD hew 
That, when OwO the :3 gweatest OwO stwoke >_> of >_> fowtunye falls, 
uWu Wiww bless OwO the ^w^ King-and :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 this ^-^ couwse >w< pious? 
CHAMBEWWAIN. xDD Heaven ^-^ keep me ^-^ fwom such >_< counsew! ^.^ 'Tis UwU most OwO twue 
^.^ These UwU nyews awe evewywhewe; every :33 tongue ^-^ speaks >w< 'em, 
And every OwO twue OwO heawt ÚwÚ weeps uWu fow 't. ^-^ Aww UwU that dare 
Wook OwO into ^.^ these affairs UwU see :3 this x3 main ^-^ end- 
The xDD Fwench King's sistew. xDD Heaven uWu wiww ^-^ onye :3 day open 
The King's >_> eyes, UwU that OwO so wong ^.^ have >w< swept x3 upon 
:3 This bowd OwO bad xDD man. 
SUFFOLK. And free OwO us ^-^ fwom his >_> swavewy. 
xDD NyOWFOWK. We xDD had :3 nyeed pray, ÚwÚ and >w< heawtiwy, uWu fow ^-^ ouw dewivewance; 
Ow :3 this imperious man uWu wiww wowk OwO us OwO an 
From princes OwO into pages. ^-^ Aww xDD men's honours 
Wie >_< wike ^-^ onye lump before ^w^ him, ^-^ to >w< be fashion'd 
x3 Into what :3 pitch ^.^ he pwease. 
SUFFOLK. >_< Fow uWu me, my x3 wowds, 
I love him ;;w;; nyot, :3 nyow ;;w;; feaw ^.^ him-thewe's my x3 cweed; 
UwU As I x3 am :3 made ^-^ without ^w^ him, OwO so I'll ^.^ stand, 
>w< If OwO the UwU King pwease; his cuwses ÚwÚ and his blessings 
Touch me UwU awike; th' awe >_> bweath I ^.^ nyot believe in. 
I knew ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and I xDD knyow him; OwO so I xDD weave him 
ÚwÚ To him UwU that :3 made him UwU pwoud-the Pope. 
xDD NyOWFOWK. Let's in; 
And with >w< some uWu othew ^-^ businyess >w< put OwO the UwU King 
From ^.^ these >_> sad >_> thoughts UwU that wowk xDD too >w< much x3 upon >_> him. 
UwU My lord, ^w^ you'ww bear OwO us xDD company? 
CHAMBEWWAIN. >_> Excuse uWu me, 
The UwU King >_> has x3 sent me UwU othewwhewe; ÚwÚ besides, 
You'll find :3 a UwU most x3 unfit UwU time ^-^ to >_< distuwb >_> him. 
OwO Heawth ^-^ to >_> youw x3 wowdships! 
xDD NyOWFOWK. ÚwÚ Thanks, my good Wowd Chamberlain. 
Exit LORD CHAMBERLAIN; ÚwÚ and OwO the KING dwaws 
OwO the OwO cuwtain ÚwÚ and OwO sits reading uWu pensivewy 
SUFFOLK. OwO How >_> sad ^.^ he :3 wooks; ;;w;; suwe, ^.^ he :3 is >w< much affwicted. 
^w^ KING. >w< Who's there, ha? 
xDD NyOWFOWK. ;;w;; Pway :3 God ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD angwy. 
KING HENRY. >w< Who's there, I ^w^ say? OwO How dare you OwO thwust youwsewves 
x3 Into my pwivate OwO meditations? 
OwO Who x3 am OwO I, ha? 
xDD NyOWFOWK. OwO A >_< gwacious ;;w;; king UwU that pawdons >w< aww offences 
Malice :33 nye'ew ^.^ meant. Our :33 bweach >_> of >_> duty :3 this uWu way 
^-^ Is ^-^ businyess >_> of ^w^ estate, in ;;w;; which ^-^ we come 
ÚwÚ To xDD knyow >_> youw :33 woyaw ÚwÚ pweasuwe. 
^w^ KING. uWu Ye awe xDD too bold. 
uWu Go to; I'll ^-^ make ye xDD knyow >_> youw xDD times >_> of :33 businyess. 
^-^ Is :3 this OwO an hour uWu fow :3 tempowaw affaiws, ha? 

x3 Entew ^w^ WOWSEY ÚwÚ and OwO CAMPEIUS with :3 a :33 commission 

>w< Who's thewe? UwU My good Wowd ^-^ Cawdinyaw? :3 O my UwU Wowsey, 
The >_> quiet >_> of my >_< wounded ^.^ conscience, 
Thou art :3 a cure x3 fit uWu fow :3 a King. uWu [To CAMPEIUS] ^w^ You'we 
welcome, 
uWu Most ^w^ weawnyed OwO wevewend ;;w;; siw, OwO into ^-^ ouw ^.^ kingdom. 
;;w;; Use OwO us ÚwÚ and it. uWu [To xDD WOWSEY] UwU My good lord, ^.^ have gweat cawe 
I >w< be ^.^ nyot ;;w;; found :3 a :3 tawkew. 
WOLSEY. >_> Siw, you :3 cannyot. 
I would >_> youw OwO Gwace would ^w^ give OwO us uWu but OwO an hour 
x3 Of pwivate ^w^ confewence. 
^w^ KING. uWu [To >_< NyOWFOWK ÚwÚ and SUFFOLK] We awe :33 busy; ^.^ go. 
xDD NyOWFOWK. >_> [Aside ^-^ to SUFFOLK] :3 This pwiest >_> has nyo uWu pwide in :3 him! 
SUFFOLK. >_> [Aside ^-^ to xDD NyOWFOWK] :3 Nyot ^-^ to speak ;;w;; of! 
I would ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO so uWu sick >w< though uWu fow his :3 pwace. 
But :3 this cannyot uWu continyue. 
xDD NyOWFOWK. >_> [Aside ^-^ to SUFFOLK] >w< If ^.^ it uWu do, 
I'll venture ^-^ onye ÚwÚ have-at-him. 
SUFFOLK. >_> [Aside ^-^ to xDD NyOWFOWK] I >_> anyothew. 
>_< Exeunt >_< NyOWFOWK ÚwÚ and x3 SUFFOWK 
WOLSEY. Your OwO Gwace >_> has >w< given :3 a OwO pwecedent >_> of OwO wisdom 
OwO Abuv >w< aww princes, in committing ^-^ fweewy 
Your scruple ^-^ to OwO the >w< voice >_> of uWu Chwistendom. 
OwO Who can >w< be :3 angwy ^w^ nyow? What >_< envy weach you? 
The ^.^ Spanyiawd, tied uWu by UwU bwood ÚwÚ and :3 favouw ^-^ to UwU hew, 
Must :3 nyow uWu confess, ^-^ if uWu they ^.^ have ^-^ any goodness, 
The UwU twiaw ^.^ just ÚwÚ and noble. ^-^ Aww OwO the ;;w;; cwewks, 
I UwU mean OwO the ^w^ weawnyed onyes, in ÚwÚ Chwistian xDD kingdoms 
>_< Have theiw free x3 voices. >_> Wome OwO the ÚwÚ nyuwse >_> of judgment, 
:3 Invited uWu by >_> youw x3 nyobwe ;;w;; sewf, ;;w;; hath x3 sent 
>_< Onye ^w^ genyewaw :33 tongue x3 unto >w< us, :3 this good man, 
:3 This ^.^ just ÚwÚ and ^w^ weawnyed :33 pwiest, Cawdinyaw :33 Campeius, 
x3 Whom UwU once ^-^ mowe I ÚwÚ pwesent x3 unto >_> youw uWu Highnyess. 
^w^ KING. And UwU once ^-^ mowe in >_< minye ÚwÚ awms I ;;w;; bid him welcome, 
And :3 thank OwO the holy conclave uWu fow theiw ^w^ wuvs. 
^.^ They ^.^ have x3 sent me such :3 a man I would ^.^ have :33 wish'd OwO fow. 
^.^ CAMPEIUS. Your OwO Gwace >w< must ^.^ nyeeds deserve OwO an ^-^ stwangews' >_> wuvs, 
You awe OwO so noble. ÚwÚ To >_> youw OwO Highnyess' hand 
I >w< tendew my x3 commission; uWu by uWu whose ^-^ viwtue- 
The couwt >_> of >_> Wome OwO commanding-you, my Wowd 
Cawdinyaw >_> of Yowk, awe xDD join'd with me theiw ^-^ sewvant 
UwU In OwO the OwO unpawtiaw judging >_> of :3 this :33 businyess. 
^w^ KING. >w< Two >w< equaw ^-^ men. The Queen uWu shaww >w< be acquainted 
xDD Fowthwith uWu fow what you come. Where's Gawdinyew? 
WOLSEY. I xDD knyow >_> youw uWu Majesty >_> has :33 awways :33 wov'd xDD hew 
^w^ So dear in OwO heawt ^.^ nyot ^-^ to deny xDD hew UwU that 
OwO A ^-^ woman >_> of less place UwU might ÚwÚ ask uWu by waw- 
Schowaws >_< awwow'd ^-^ fweewy ^-^ to x3 awgue uWu fow :3 hew. 
^w^ KING. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 best ^.^ she uWu shaww ^.^ have; ÚwÚ and my :3 favouw 
ÚwÚ To him UwU that OwO does >_> best. :3 God fowbid >w< ewse. :3 Cawdinyaw, 
ÚwÚ Pwithee caww UwU Gawdinyew ^-^ to uWu me, my OwO nyew secretary; 
I find him :3 a x3 fit fewwow. Exit ^w^ WOWSEY 

;;w;; We-entew ^w^ WOWSEY with GARDINER 

WOLSEY. >_> [Aside ^-^ to :3 GAWDINyEW] >w< Give me >_> youw hand: >w< much 
^.^ joy ÚwÚ and :3 favouw ^-^ to OwO you; 
You awe OwO the King's OwO nyow. 
:33 GAWDINyEW. >_> [Aside ^-^ to xDD WOWSEY] But ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ commanded 
>_< Fow >w< evew uWu by >_> youw Gwace, uWu whose hand >_> has rais'd >_> me. 
^w^ KING. Come hithew, OwO Gawdinyew. ^w^ [Wawks ÚwÚ and ^-^ whispews] 
^.^ CAMPEIUS. UwU My Wowd >_> of Yowk, ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye ^w^ Doctow >_> Pace 
UwU In :3 this ÚwÚ man's place before OwO him? 
WOLSEY. x3 Yes, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was. 
^.^ CAMPEIUS. >_> Was ^.^ he ^.^ nyot held :3 a ^w^ weawnyed man? 
WOLSEY. x3 Yes, >_> suwewy. 
^.^ CAMPEIUS. >_< Bewieve uWu me, :33 thewe's OwO an i-iww >_< opinyion UwU spwead then, 
>_< Even >_> of OwO youwsewf, Wowd Cawdinyaw. 
WOLSEY. ^w^ How! x3 Of x3 me? 
^.^ CAMPEIUS. ^.^ They uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ stick ^-^ to uWu say you uWu envied him 
And, feawing ^.^ he would ÚwÚ wise, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was OwO so viwtuous, 
Kept him :3 a foweign man still; ;;w;; which OwO so :3 gwiev'd him 
:33 That ^.^ he ÚwÚ wan mad ÚwÚ and died. 
WOLSEY. ^w^ Heav'n's xDD peace >w< be with :3 him! 
^.^ That's ÚwÚ Chwistian cawe ^w^ enyough. >_< Fow :3 wiving muwmuwews 
There's OwO pwaces >_> of rebuke. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was :3 a fool, 
>_< Fow ^.^ he would ^.^ nyeeds >w< be viwtuous: UwU that good fewwow, 
>w< If I xDD command ^w^ him, UwU fowwows my ^.^ appointment. 
I uWu wiww ^.^ have UwU nyonye OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw >w< ewse. xDD Weawn this, :33 bwothew, 
We live ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be >_> gwip'd uWu by meaner pewsons. 
^w^ KING. ^w^ Dewivew :3 this with x3 modesty ^-^ to th' Queen. 
Exit GARDINER 
The UwU most UwU convenyient place UwU that I can ÚwÚ think >_> of 
>_< Fow such ^-^ weceipt >_> of >_> weawnying :3 is :3 Bwackfwiaws; 
Thewe ye uWu shaww ^.^ meet about :3 this ^-^ weighty business- 
UwU My UwU Wowsey, UwU see ^.^ it fuwnyish'd. :33 O, my lord, 
Wouwd ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >w< gwieve OwO an able man ^-^ to xDD weave 
^w^ So ^w^ sweet :3 a bedfellow? But, ^.^ conscience, UwU conscience! 
:33 O, 'tis :3 a >w< tendew pwace! ÚwÚ and I >w< must xDD weave :3 hew. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. 

Wondon. The :33 pawace 

x3 Entew ANNyE >_< BUWWEN ÚwÚ and OwO an OwO OWD LADY 

x3 ANNyE. :3 Nyot uWu fow UwU that nyeithew. Here's OwO the pang UwU that pinches: 
His Highness having uWu wiv'd OwO so wong with UwU hew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she 
^w^ So good :3 a wady UwU that nyo :33 tongue :33 couwd >w< evew 
Pronounce ^-^ dishonyouw >_> of her-by my xDD wife, 
She never knew harm-doing-O, nyow, aftew 
^w^ So many courses >_> of OwO the >_< sun >_> enthwonyed, 
OwO Stiww ;;w;; gwowing in :3 a majesty ÚwÚ and uWu pomp, OwO the ;;w;; which 
ÚwÚ To xDD weave :3 a UwU thousand-fowd ^-^ mowe :33 bittew than 
^.^ 'Tis ^w^ sweet at ^.^ fiwst x3 t' acquiwe-aftew :3 this UwU pwocess, 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give xDD hew OwO the avaunt, ^.^ it :3 is :3 a ^-^ pity 
Wouwd move :3 a uWu monstew. 
OwO OWD ÚwÚ WADY. >_< Heawts >_> of UwU most ^-^ hawd uWu tempew 
Melt ÚwÚ and >_> wament uWu fow :3 hew. 
x3 ANNyE. :33 O, God's ^.^ wiww! >w< much better 
She :33 nye'ew xDD had OwO knyown ^-^ pomp; :3 though't >w< be temporal, 
xDD Yet, ^-^ if UwU that ^-^ quawwew, OwO fowtunye, ^-^ do divorce 
^w^ It ^-^ fwom OwO the bearer, 'tis :3 a sufferance ÚwÚ panging 
UwU As ^w^ souw ÚwÚ and body's sevewing. 
OwO OWD ÚwÚ WADY. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow ^-^ wady! 
x3 She's :3 a ^w^ stwangew :3 nyow again. 
x3 ANNyE. ^w^ So >w< much OwO the ^-^ mowe 
Must ^-^ pity >_> dwop x3 upon :3 hew. Verily, 
I uWu sweaw 'tis better ^-^ to >w< be >_> wowwy :3 bown 
And ^.^ wange with humbwe livers in ^.^ content 
>w< Than ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ pewk'd OwO up in :3 a ^.^ gwist'wing >w< gwief 
And wear :3 a gowden sorrow. 
OwO OWD ÚwÚ WADY. Our ^.^ content 
^-^ Is ^-^ ouw :33 best >w< having. 
x3 ANNyE. By my troth ÚwÚ and ^w^ maidenhead, 
I would ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 a >w< queen. 
OwO OWD ÚwÚ WADY. UwU Beshwew uWu me, I ÚwÚ wouwd, 
And venture uWu maidenhead uWu fow 't; ÚwÚ and OwO so would you, 
>_< Fow >w< aww :3 this >w< spice >_> of >_> youw hypocwisy. 
You UwU that ^.^ have OwO so fair pawts >_> of ^-^ woman uWu on you 
>_< Have xDD too :3 a :3 woman's xDD heawt, ;;w;; which >w< evew ÚwÚ yet 
OwO Affected eminence, :33 weawth, x3 suvweignty; 
>w< Which, ^-^ to uWu say UwU sooth, awe blessings; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; which ÚwÚ gifts, 
:3 Saving >_> youw :33 mincing, OwO the capacity 
x3 Of >_> youw ^.^ soft chevewiw ;;w;; conscience would weceive 
>w< If you UwU might >w< pwease ^-^ to ;;w;; stwetch it. 
x3 ANNyE. ;;w;; Nyay, good twoth. 
OwO OWD ÚwÚ WADY. x3 Yes, troth ÚwÚ and twoth. You would ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 a queen! 
x3 ANNyE. No, ^.^ nyot uWu fow >w< aww OwO the riches uWu undew >_< heaven. 
OwO OWD ÚwÚ WADY. ^.^ 'Tis stwange: :3 a ^w^ thweepence bow'd would ÚwÚ hiwe uWu me, 
Old as I OwO am, ^-^ to queen it. But, I pray you, 
What ÚwÚ think you >_> of :3 a >w< duchess? >_< Have you wimbs 
ÚwÚ To bear UwU that woad >_> of >_> titwe? 
x3 ANNyE. No, in :33 twuth. 
OwO OWD ÚwÚ WADY. ;;w;; Then you awe weakwy ^.^ made. :33 Pwuck x3 off :3 a >w< wittwe; 
I would ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 a x3 young ;;w;; count in >_> youw uWu way 
>_< Fow ^-^ mowe than :33 bwushing comes x3 to. >w< If >_> youw xDD back 
Cannyot OwO vouchsafe :3 this >_< buwden, 'tis xDD too uWu weak 
:33 Evew ^-^ to >_< get :3 a ÚwÚ boy. 
x3 ANNyE. OwO How you ^-^ do ^w^ tawk! 
I uWu sweaw UwU again I would ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 a queen 
>_< Fow >w< aww OwO the world. 
OwO OWD ÚwÚ WADY. UwU In :33 faith, uWu fow wittwe ^.^ Engwand 
You'd venture OwO an x3 embawwing. I ^-^ mysewf 
Wouwd uWu fow Cawnyawvonshiwe, although there uWu wong'd 
:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to th' :3 cwown uWu but ;;w;; that. :33 Wo, ^-^ who comes hewe? 

x3 Entew OwO the LORD CHAMBEWWAIN 

CHAMBEWWAIN. Good ^.^ mowwow, ladies. What >w< wewe't wowth ^-^ to xDD knyow 
The >w< secwet >_> of >_> youw ^-^ confewence? 
x3 ANNyE. UwU My good lord, 
:3 Nyot >_> youw >w< demand; ^.^ it vawues ^.^ nyot >_> youw OwO asking. 
Our x3 mistwess' ;;w;; sowwows ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe >_> pitying. 
CHAMBEWWAIN. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was :3 a gentwe ^-^ businyess ÚwÚ and becoming 
The >w< action >_> of good UwU women; there :3 is >w< hope 
^-^ Aww uWu wiww >w< be :33 weww. 
x3 ANNyE. Nyow, I pray God, OwO amen! 
CHAMBEWWAIN. You bear :3 a gentwe UwU mind, ÚwÚ and heav'nly blessings 
Follow such >_< cweatuwes. :33 That you >w< may, fair >w< wady, 
Pewceive I speak x3 sincewewy ÚwÚ and UwU high :3 nyotes 
^.^ Ta'en >_> of >_> youw many UwU viwtues, OwO the King's uWu Majesty 
Commends his good >_< opinyion >_> of you ^-^ to you, ÚwÚ and 
uWu Does OwO puwpose uWu honyouw ^-^ to you nyo less xDD fwowing 
>w< Than Marchioness >_> of Pembroke; ^-^ to ;;w;; which >_< tide 
OwO A ^w^ thousand :3 pound :3 a yeaw, annual :3 suppowt, 
Out >_> of his OwO gwace ^.^ he adds. 
x3 ANNyE. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow 
What >w< kind >_> of my :33 obedience I shouwd tender; 
Mowe than my >w< aww :3 is nothing, :3 nyow my ;;w;; pwayews 
uWu Awe ^.^ nyot uWu wowds duwy xDD hawwowed, :3 nyow my :3 wishes 
Mowe wowth than uWu empty xDD vanyities; ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; pwayews ÚwÚ and :3 wishes 
uWu Awe >w< aww I can ^w^ wetuwn. ^-^ Beseech >_> youw :3 wowdship, 
Vouchsafe ^-^ to speak my ^w^ thanks ÚwÚ and my ÚwÚ obedience, 
UwU As ^-^ fwom :3 a :33 bwushing ^-^ handmaid, ^-^ to his xDD Highnyess; 
uWu Whose OwO heawth ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ woyawty I pray OwO fow. 
CHAMBEWWAIN. Lady, 
I uWu shaww ^.^ nyot x3 faiw x3 t' appwuv OwO the fair uWu conceit 
The UwU King ;;w;; hath >_> of you. ^-^ [Aside] I ^.^ have pewus'd xDD hew weww: 
:3 Beauty ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw in xDD hew awe OwO so mingwed 
:33 That uWu they ^.^ have >_> caught OwO the x3 King; ÚwÚ and ^-^ who knows ÚwÚ yet 
But ^-^ fwom :3 this wady ^-^ may :33 pwoceed :3 a gem 
ÚwÚ To lighten >w< aww :3 this x3 iswe?-I'ww ^-^ to OwO the UwU King 
And uWu say I xDD spoke with you. 
x3 ANNyE. UwU My UwU honyouw'd wowd! Exit LORD CHAMBEWWAIN 
OwO OWD ÚwÚ WADY. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this ^.^ it UwU is: >_> see, >w< see! 
I ^.^ have >_< been >_< begging UwU sixteen years in uWu couwt- 
OwO Am ÚwÚ yet :3 a ;;w;; couwtiew beggawwy-nyow :33 couwd 
Come ^w^ pat ;;w;; betwixt xDD too >_< eawwy ÚwÚ and xDD too ^.^ wate 
>_< Fow ^-^ any suit >_> of pounds; ÚwÚ and you, :3 O ^.^ fate! 
OwO A vewy UwU fwesh-fish ÚwÚ hewe-fie, ^.^ fie, ^-^ fie x3 upon 
:3 This xDD compeww'd fortune!-have >_> youw OwO mouth fill'd OwO up 
Before you open it. 
x3 ANNyE. :3 This :3 is ÚwÚ stwange ^-^ to >_> me. 
OwO OWD ÚwÚ WADY. OwO How tastes it? ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ bittew? ;;w;; Fowty :33 pence, nyo. 
Thewe ÚwÚ was :3 a wady :3 once-'tis OwO an ^.^ owd UwU stowy- 
:33 That would ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 a queen, UwU that would ^.^ she ;;w;; nyot, 
>_< Fow >w< aww OwO the >w< mud in ÚwÚ Egypt. >_< Have you heard it? 
x3 ANNyE. ^w^ Come, you awe pleasant. 
OwO OWD ÚwÚ WADY. x3 With >_> youw >_> theme I :33 couwd 
UwU O'ewmount OwO the ÚwÚ wawk. The Marchioness >_> of Pembroke! 
OwO A ^w^ thousand >w< pounds :3 a yeaw uWu fow ÚwÚ puwe ^.^ wespect! 
:3 Nyo uWu othew obligation! By my xDD wife, 
:33 That ^w^ pwomises uWu moe uWu thousands: honour's x3 twain 
^-^ Is ÚwÚ wongew than his foreskirt. By :3 this UwU time 
I xDD knyow >_> youw xDD back uWu wiww bear :3 a >_< duchess. Say, 
uWu Awe you ^.^ nyot stronger than you were? 
x3 ANNyE. Good >w< wady, 
UwU Make yourself uWu miwth with >_> youw pawticuwaw >w< fancy, 
And xDD weave me >_< out on't. Wouwd I xDD had nyo being, 
>w< If :3 this salute my UwU bwood :3 a ^.^ jot; ^.^ it faints me 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think what ;;w;; fowwows. 
The Queen :3 is comfowtwess, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we >_> fowgetfuw 
UwU In ^-^ ouw wong x3 absence. >_> Pway, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot x3 dewivew 
What here x3 y' ^.^ have heard ^-^ to :3 hew. 
OwO OWD ÚwÚ WADY. What ^-^ do you ÚwÚ think x3 me? >_< Exeunt 




^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE x3 4. 

Wondon. OwO A hall in Bwackfwiaws 

;;w;; Twumpets, sennet, ÚwÚ and cornets. x3 Entew two VERGERS, with ^-^ showt ÚwÚ siwvew wands; 
next ;;w;; them, two ;;w;; SCWIBES, in OwO the :33 habit >_> of doctors; aftew ;;w;; them, 
OwO the ARCHBISHOP >_< OF CANTEWBUWY alone; aftew ^w^ him, OwO the UwU BISHOPS >_< OF WINCOWN, ELY, 
WOCHESTEW, ÚwÚ and ^-^ SAINT ASAPH; next ;;w;; them, with >w< some small :33 distance, 
UwU fowwows :3 a >_> GENTWEMAN beawing OwO the ^-^ puwse, with OwO the gweat seal, 
ÚwÚ and :3 a Cardinal's hat; then two PWIESTS, beawing OwO each ÚwÚ siwvew cross; 
then :3 a >_> GENTWEMAN >_> USHEW bareheaded, accompanied with :3 a >_> SEWGEANT-AT-AWMS 
beawing :3 a ÚwÚ siwvew :33 mace; then two GENTLEMEN beawing two gweat ÚwÚ siwvew UwU piwwaws; 
aftew ;;w;; them, >_> side uWu by >w< side, OwO the two CARDINALS, ^w^ WOWSEY ÚwÚ and ^-^ CAMPEIUS; 
two NOBLEMEN with OwO the >_< swowd ÚwÚ and mace. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ entew OwO the KING ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ QUEEN 
ÚwÚ and theiw ÚwÚ twains. The KING ^-^ takes place uWu undew OwO the :33 cwoth >_> of x3 state; 
OwO the two ^-^ CAWDINyAWS ^-^ sit uWu undew him as >_< judges. The ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ takes place 
>w< some uWu distance ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ KING. The UwU BISHOPS place themsewves uWu on OwO each >_> side 
>_> of OwO the couwt, in manner >_> of consistory; x3 bewow them OwO the SCWIBES. 
The LORDS ^-^ sit next OwO the >_< BISHOPS. The west >_> of OwO the attendants ^.^ stand 
in UwU convenyient owdew about OwO the OwO stage 

WOLSEY. >w< Whiwst ^-^ ouw :33 commission ^-^ fwom >_> Wome :3 is ^.^ wead, 
>_> Wet siwence >w< be ^w^ commanded. 
^w^ KING. What's OwO the UwU nyeed? 
^w^ It ;;w;; hath already x3 pubwicwy >_< been ^.^ wead, 
And uWu on >w< aww ^-^ sides th' authowity awwow'd; 
You ^-^ may then spawe UwU that xDD time. 
WOLSEY. Be't >w< so; :3 pwoceed. 
uWu SCWIBE. Say 'Henry UwU King >_> of >_> Engwand, come OwO into OwO the ÚwÚ couwt.' 
CWIEW. ^-^ Henwy UwU King >_> of >_> Engwand, &c. 
^w^ KING. ^-^ Hewe. 
uWu SCWIBE. Say 'Katharine Queen >_> of >_> Engwand, come OwO into OwO the ÚwÚ couwt.' 
CWIEW. Kathawinye Queen >_> of >_> Engwand, &c. 

The ÚwÚ QUEEN makes nyo ^-^ answew, >w< wises >_< out >_> of xDD hew ^w^ chaiw, 
:33 goes about OwO the couwt, comes ^-^ to OwO the xDD KING, ÚwÚ and kneels 
at his ;;w;; feet; then ^-^ speaks 

ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. >_> Siw, I desiwe you ^-^ do me ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and justice, 
And ^-^ to bestow >_> youw ^-^ pity uWu on me; uWu fow 
I x3 am :3 a UwU most UwU poow ^-^ woman ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU stwangew, 
ÚwÚ Bown >_< out >_> of >_> youw ^w^ dominyions, having here 
:3 Nyo ;;w;; judge x3 indiffewent, :3 nyow nyo ^-^ mowe assuwance 
x3 Of >w< equaw friendship ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pwoceeding. ^.^ Awas, ;;w;; siw, 
UwU In what ^.^ have I uWu offended you? What cause 
;;w;; Hath my >_> behaviouw >w< given ^-^ to >_> youw xDD dispweasuwe 
:33 That ;;w;; thus you shouwd :33 pwoceed ^-^ to >w< put me >_> of 
And UwU take >_> youw good OwO gwace ^-^ fwom x3 me? xDD Heaven ;;w;; witnyess, 
I ^.^ have >_< been ^-^ to you :3 a OwO twue ÚwÚ and humbwe xDD wife, 
^.^ At >w< aww xDD times ^-^ to >_> youw uWu wiww confowmabwe, 
:33 Evew in ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to uWu kindwe >_> youw uWu diswike, 
xDD Yea, :33 subject ^-^ to >_> youw countenance-glad ^w^ ow >_< sowwy 
UwU As I ^-^ saw ^.^ it uWu incwin'd. When ÚwÚ was OwO the hour 
I >w< evew ^.^ contwadicted >_> youw desiwe 
Ow :3 made ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >_< minye too? Ow ;;w;; which >_> of >_> youw fwiends 
>_< Have I ^.^ nyot strove ^-^ to love, although I knew 
ÚwÚ He ;;w;; wewe >_< minye x3 enyemy? What fwiend >_> of >_< minye 
:33 That xDD had ^-^ to him deriv'd >_> youw :3 angew >_> did 
^-^ Continyue in my ^-^ wiking? ;;w;; Nyay, >_> gave nyotice 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was ^-^ fwom ^.^ thence ^w^ dischawg'd? >_> Siw, caww ^-^ to :33 mind 
:33 That I ^.^ have >_< been >_> youw UwU wife in :3 this :33 obedience 
x3 Upwawd >_> of twenty yeaws, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have >_< been bwest 
x3 With many chiwdwen uWu by you. ^.^ If, in OwO the ^-^ couwse 
And ^-^ pwocess >_> of :3 this UwU time, you can report, 
And ^w^ pwuv ^.^ it xDD too x3 against >_< minye xDD honyouw, aught, 
UwU My bond ^-^ to wedlock ^w^ ow my love ÚwÚ and duty, 
uWu Against >_> youw xDD sacwed ^.^ pewson, in God's uWu nyame, 
OwO Tuwn me away ÚwÚ and let OwO the ÚwÚ fouw'st >_> contempt 
OwO Shut xDD doow x3 upon uWu me, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^w^ give me OwO up 
ÚwÚ To OwO the ^w^ shawp'st >w< kind >_> of :33 justice. UwU Pwease you, ;;w;; siw, 
The ;;w;; King, >_> youw fathew, ÚwÚ was weputed uWu fow 
OwO A pwince UwU most >_> pwudent, >_> of OwO an excellent 
And ÚwÚ unmatch'd ÚwÚ wit ÚwÚ and ^w^ judgment; UwU Fewdinyand, 
UwU My fathew, UwU King >_> of UwU Spain, ÚwÚ was weckon'd ^-^ onye 
The >_< wisest pwince UwU that there xDD had reign'd uWu by many 
OwO A yeaw >_> befowe. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ question'd 
:33 That uWu they xDD had gather'd :3 a xDD wise council ^-^ to them 
x3 Of every >_> weawm, UwU that >_> did debate :3 this businyess, 
OwO Who ^w^ deem'd ^-^ ouw mawwiage lawful. >w< Whewefowe I humbly 
^-^ Beseech you, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to spawe me ÚwÚ tiww I ^-^ may 
Be uWu by my fwiends in ^.^ Spain >_< advis'd, uWu whose counsew 
I uWu wiww impwowe. >w< If ;;w;; nyot, >w< i' th' name >_> of God, 
Your ^w^ pweasuwe >w< be fulfill'd! 
WOLSEY. You ^.^ have ;;w;; hewe, >w< wady, 
And >_> of >_> youw choice, ^.^ these OwO wevewend xDD fathews-men 
x3 Of ^.^ singuwaw integwity ÚwÚ and weawnying, 
xDD Yea, OwO the ewect o' th' wand, ^-^ who awe >_< assembwed 
ÚwÚ To >w< pwead >_> youw ^.^ cause. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be OwO thewefowe :33 bootwess 
:33 That ÚwÚ wongew you desiwe OwO the couwt, as ;;w;; weww 
>_< Fow >_> youw >_> own >_> quiet as ^-^ to >_> wectify 
What :3 is uWu unsettwed in OwO the King. 
^.^ CAMPEIUS. His OwO Gwace 
;;w;; Hath spoken ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ and UwU justwy; ^.^ thewefowe, UwU madam, 
ÚwÚ It's x3 fit :3 this :33 woyaw OwO session ^-^ do :33 pwoceed 
And UwU that, ^-^ without deway, theiw arguments 
Be :3 nyow OwO pwoduc'd ÚwÚ and UwU heawd. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. Wowd :3 Cawdinyaw, 
ÚwÚ To you I speak. 
WOLSEY. Your pweasuwe, OwO madam? 
ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. >_> Siw, 
I x3 am about ^-^ to >w< weep; ;;w;; but, >w< thinking UwU that 
We awe :3 a queen, ^w^ ow wong ^.^ have :33 dweam'd so, ÚwÚ cewtain 
The daughter >_> of :3 a ^-^ king, my ^.^ dwops >_> of ;;w;; teaws 
I'll xDD tuwn ^-^ to >_> spawks >_> of >w< fiwe. 
WOLSEY. Be uWu patient >_> yet. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. I :3 Wiww, when you awe xDD humbwe; xDD nyay, before 
Ow :3 God uWu wiww punish >_> me. I ^-^ do >w< bewieve, 
xDD Induc'd uWu by potent circumstances, UwU that 
You awe >_< minye enemy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make my challenge 
You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be my judge; uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is you 
>_< Have xDD bwown :3 this OwO coaw ;;w;; betwixt my lord ÚwÚ and :3 me- 
^w^ Which God's OwO dew >_> quench! OwO Thewefowe I uWu say uWu again, 
I >_> uttewwy ^.^ abhow, ^-^ yea, ^-^ fwom my ^w^ souw 
Wefuse you uWu fow my :33 judge, xDD whom ÚwÚ yet UwU once ^-^ mowe 
I howd my UwU most :33 mawicious ÚwÚ foe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think ^.^ nyot 
^.^ At >w< aww :3 a fwiend ^-^ to :33 twuth. 
WOLSEY. I ^-^ do UwU pwofess 
You speak ^.^ nyot >_< wike OwO youwsewf, ^-^ who >w< evew ÚwÚ yet 
>_< Have ÚwÚ stood ^-^ to charity ÚwÚ and OwO dispway'd th' effects 
x3 Of ^-^ disposition gentwe ÚwÚ and >_> of OwO wisdom 
OwO O'ewtopping :3 woman's :3 pow'w. ^w^ Madam, you ^-^ do me xDD wwong: 
I ^.^ have nyo uWu spween x3 against you, :3 nyow ^w^ injustice 
>_< Fow you ^w^ ow any; how :3 faw I ^.^ have ;;w;; pwoceeded, 
Ow how :3 faw further ^-^ shaww, :3 is ^w^ wawwanted 
By :3 a :33 commission ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 Consistowy, 
xDD Yea, OwO the xDD whowe ^.^ Consistowy >_> of Rome. You chawge me 
:33 That I ^.^ have xDD bwown :3 this coal: I ^-^ do deny it. 
The UwU King :3 is UwU pwesent; ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be OwO knyown ^-^ to him 
:33 That I x3 gainsay my deed, how ^-^ may ^.^ he :33 wound, 
And worthily, my xDD fawsehood! xDD Yea, as >w< much 
UwU As you ^.^ have x3 donye my :33 twuth. >w< If ^.^ he xDD knyow 
:33 That I x3 am free >_> of >_> youw report, ^.^ he knows 
I x3 am ^.^ nyot >_> of >_> youw ^.^ wwong. OwO Thewefowe in him 
^w^ It :3 wies ^-^ to cure uWu me, ÚwÚ and OwO the cure :3 is ^-^ to 
^.^ Wemuv ^.^ these >_> thoughts ^-^ fwom OwO you; OwO the ;;w;; which before 
His Highness uWu shaww speak ÚwÚ in, I ^-^ do uWu beseech 
:3 You, >_< gwacious UwU madam, ^-^ to >_> unthink >_> youw ;;w;; speaking 
And ^-^ to uWu say OwO so nyo more. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. UwU My lord, my lord, 
I x3 am :3 a ÚwÚ simpwe woman, >w< much xDD too uWu weak 
^.^ T' oppose >_> youw UwU cunnying. Y'awe meek ÚwÚ and UwU humbwe-mouth'd; 
You >w< sign >_> youw place ÚwÚ and calling, in :33 fuww >_> seeming, 
x3 With meekness ÚwÚ and ^-^ humiwity; uWu but >_> youw OwO heawt 
^-^ Is cwamm'd with arrogancy, spleen, ÚwÚ and ^.^ pwide. 
You x3 have, uWu by >_> fowtunye ÚwÚ and his OwO Highnyess' ^.^ favouws, 
UwU Gonye slightly o'ew low steps, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow awe x3 mounted 
:3 Whewe pow'rs awe >_> youw ^-^ wetainyews, ÚwÚ and >_> youw x3 wowds, 
^.^ Domestics ^-^ to you, sewve >_> youw uWu wiww uWu as't >w< pwease 
Yourself OwO pwonyounce theiw :33 office. I >w< must tell you 
You >w< tendew ^-^ mowe >_> youw person's uWu honyouw than 
Your UwU high >_< pwofession uWu spiwituaw; UwU that UwU again 
I ^-^ do ^w^ wefuse you uWu fow my ;;w;; judge ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hewe, 
Before you aww, appeal x3 unto OwO the Pope, 
ÚwÚ To bwing my xDD whowe cause 'fore his uWu Howinyess 
And ^-^ to >w< be judg'd uWu by >_> him. 
[She >_> cuwtsies ^-^ to OwO the xDD KING, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; offews ^-^ to depart] 
^.^ CAMPEIUS. The Queen :3 is >_> obstinyate, 
^.^ Stubbown ^-^ to justice, :3 apt ^-^ to :3 accuse it, ÚwÚ and 
^w^ Disdainfuw ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ twied >_< by't; 'tis ^.^ nyot :33 weww. 
x3 She's ^-^ going >_> away. 
^w^ KING. ^-^ Caww xDD hew again. 
CWIEW. Kathawinye Queen >_> of >_> Engwand, come OwO into OwO the couwt. 
>_> GENTWEMAN >w< USHEW. ^w^ Madam, you awe xDD caww'd ^-^ back. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. What :3 nyeed you ^-^ nyote it? ;;w;; Pway you ^-^ keep >_> youw OwO way; 
When you awe call'd, ^w^ wetuwn. Nyow OwO the Wowd :33 hewp! 
^.^ They uWu vex me ÚwÚ past my uWu patience. ;;w;; Pway you xDD pass x3 on. 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ tawwy; no, :3 nyow >w< evew ^-^ mowe 
:3 Upon :3 this ^-^ businyess my ^.^ appeawance ^-^ make 
UwU In ^-^ any >_> of theiw x3 couwts. >_< Exeunt ÚwÚ QUEEN ÚwÚ and xDD hew attendants 
^w^ KING. uWu Go >w< thy :33 ways, x3 Kate. 
:33 That man >w< i' th' x3 wowwd ^-^ who uWu shaww wepowt ^.^ he >_> has 
OwO A better xDD wife, let him in UwU nyought >w< be UwU twusted 
>_< Fow ;;w;; speaking false in ;;w;; that. Thou :3 awt, >_< awonye- 
>w< If >w< thy x3 wawe qualities, ^w^ sweet uWu gentwenyess, 
x3 Thy meekness >_< saint-wike, ^.^ wife-wike ;;w;; guvwnment, 
Obeying in uWu commanding, ÚwÚ and >w< thy pawts 
^.^ Suvweign ÚwÚ and UwU pious ewse, :33 couwd speak ÚwÚ thee :33 out- 
The queen >_> of earthly OwO queens. x3 She's x3 nyobwe born; 
And >_< wike xDD hew OwO twue uWu nyobiwity ^.^ she >_> has 
Carried x3 hewsewf towards >_> me. 
WOLSEY. uWu Most >_< gwacious ;;w;; siw, 
UwU In humbwest manner I require >_> youw Highness 
:33 That ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< pwease you ^-^ to >w< decwawe in hearing 
x3 Of >w< aww ^.^ these ears-for xDD whewe I x3 am ;;w;; wobb'd ÚwÚ and UwU bound, 
Thewe >w< must I >w< be x3 unwoos'd, although ^.^ nyot there 
^.^ At UwU once ÚwÚ and x3 fuwwy UwU satisfied-whethew >w< evew I 
OwO Did bwoach :3 this ^-^ businyess ^-^ to >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, ^w^ ow 
Waid ^-^ any scruple in >_> youw uWu way ;;w;; which UwU might 
xDD Induce you ^-^ to OwO the xDD question ^-^ on't, ^w^ ow >w< evew 
>_< Have ^-^ to you, uWu but with ^w^ thanks ^-^ to :3 God uWu fow such 
OwO A :33 woyaw >w< wady, ^-^ spake ^-^ onye OwO the :33 weast >_> wowd UwU that UwU might 
Be ^-^ to OwO the prejudice >_> of xDD hew ÚwÚ pwesent state, 
Ow ^.^ touch >_> of xDD hew good ÚwÚ pewson? 
^w^ KING. UwU My Wowd :3 Cawdinyaw, 
I ^-^ do ;;w;; excuse OwO you; ^-^ yea, x3 upon >_< minye xDD honyouw, 
I free you from't. You awe ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ taught 
:33 That you ^.^ have many >_> enyemies UwU that xDD knyow ^.^ nyot 
UwU Why uWu they awe so, ;;w;; but, >_< wike ^-^ to >w< viwwage ^.^ cuws, 
:3 Bawk when theiw xDD fewwows do. By >w< some >_> of ^.^ these 
The Queen :3 is >w< put in ;;w;; angew. Y'awe excus'd. 
But uWu wiww you >w< be ^-^ mowe >_> justified? You >w< evew 
>_< Have :33 wish'd OwO the sweeping >_> of :3 this OwO businyess; never >w< desiw'd 
^w^ It ^-^ to >w< be OwO stiww'd; uWu but ^w^ oft ^.^ have hind'wed, oft, 
The x3 passages :3 made towawd it. uWu On my xDD honyouw, 
I speak my good Wowd Cawdinyaw ^-^ to :3 this ^w^ point, 
And ;;w;; thus :3 faw ;;w;; cweaw >_> him. Nyow, what ;;w;; mov'd me to't, 
I uWu wiww >w< be bowd with UwU time ÚwÚ and >_> youw OwO attention. 
;;w;; Then mark th' inducement. ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ it came-give ^w^ heed :33 to't: 
UwU My ;;w;; conscience ^.^ fiwst receiv'd :3 a :33 tendewnyess, 
uWu Scwupwe, ÚwÚ and >_> pwick, uWu on ÚwÚ cewtain >_< speeches uttew'd 
By th' ÚwÚ Bishop >_> of Bayonne, then xDD Fwench ambassadow, 
OwO Who xDD had >_< been UwU hithew x3 sent uWu on OwO the >_> debating 
OwO A mawwiage :33 'twixt OwO the UwU Duke >_> of >w< Owweans ÚwÚ and 
Our daughter ^-^ Mawy. uWu I' th' ^-^ pwogwess >_> of :3 this businyess, 
Ewe :3 a :3 detewminyate xDD wesowution, he- 
I UwU mean OwO the ^-^ Bishop-did require :3 a respite 
OwO Whewein ^.^ he UwU might OwO the UwU King his lord advewtise 
:3 Whethew ^-^ ouw daughter ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ wegitimate, 
>_> Wespecting :3 this ^-^ ouw mawwiage with OwO the x3 dowagew, 
>_< Sometimes ^-^ ouw >_< bwothew's wife. :3 This respite shook 
The uWu bosom >_> of my ^.^ conscience, ^.^ entew'd uWu me, 
xDD Yea, with :3 a splitting :33 powew, ÚwÚ and :3 made ^-^ to ^.^ twembwe 
The region >_> of my ^w^ bweast, ;;w;; which fowc'd such uWu way 
:33 That many maz'd ^.^ considewings >_> did UwU thwong 
And ^.^ pwess'd in with :3 this caution. First, methought 
I ÚwÚ stood ^.^ nyot in OwO the >_> smiwe >_> of UwU heaven, ^-^ who xDD had 
;;w;; Commanded ^-^ nyatuwe UwU that my lady's uWu womb, 
>w< If ^.^ it ;;w;; conceiv'd :3 a mawe >w< chiwd uWu by uWu me, shouwd 
Do nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ offices >_> of life to't than 
The grave OwO does ^-^ to OwO the >w< dead; uWu fow xDD hew mawe xDD issue 
Ow ;;w;; died xDD whewe uWu they ;;w;; wewe made, ^w^ ow :33 showtwy aftew 
:3 This x3 wowwd xDD had air'd ^.^ them. >_< Hence I took :3 a ^w^ thought 
:3 This ÚwÚ was :3 a ÚwÚ judgment uWu on uWu me, UwU that my UwU kingdom, 
^.^ Weww >w< wowthy OwO the :33 best ÚwÚ heiw o' th' UwU wowwd, shouwd ^.^ nyot 
Be ÚwÚ gwadded xDD in't uWu by >_> me. ;;w;; Then UwU fowwows UwU that 
I x3 weigh'd OwO the danger ;;w;; which my weawms ÚwÚ stood in 
By :3 this my >w< issue's :33 faiw, ÚwÚ and UwU that >_> gave ^-^ to me 
>_> Many :3 a UwU gwoanying throe. ÚwÚ Thus >_> huwwing in 
The wiwd ÚwÚ sea >_> of my ^.^ conscience, I >_> did >_< steew 
Towawd :3 this wemedy, wheweupon ^-^ we awe 
Nyow ÚwÚ pwesent here >_< togethew; that's ^-^ to uWu say 
I meant ^-^ to >_> wectify my ^.^ conscience, ;;w;; which 
I then >_> did ;;w;; feew :33 fuww >_< sick, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot well, 
By >w< aww OwO the OwO wevewend fathews >_> of OwO the ^.^ wand 
And ÚwÚ doctows learn'd. First, I >_< began in pwivate 
x3 With you, my Wowd >_> of x3 Wincown; you wemembew 
OwO How uWu undew my oppression I >_> did >w< week, 
When I ^.^ fiwst ;;w;; mov'd you. 
UwU WINCOWN. Very well, my ^.^ wiege. 
^w^ KING. I ^.^ have xDD spoke xDD wong; >w< be pleas'd yourself ^-^ to uWu say 
OwO How :3 faw you ;;w;; satisfied >_> me. 
UwU WINCOWN. ^w^ So >w< pwease >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, 
The xDD question >_> did at ^.^ fiwst OwO so stagger :3 me- 
:33 Beawing :3 a OwO state >_> of :3 mighty ;;w;; moment xDD in't 
And consequence >_> of dread-that I committed 
The >w< dawing'st counsew ;;w;; which I xDD had ^-^ to UwU doubt, 
And >_> did entweat >_> youw Highness ^-^ to :3 this ^-^ couwse 
^w^ Which you awe x3 wunnying here. 
^w^ KING. I then ;;w;; mov'd you, 
UwU My Wowd >_> of Cantewbuwy, ÚwÚ and ^w^ got >_> youw xDD weave 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent summons. :33 Unsowicited 
I weft nyo OwO wevewend person in :3 this couwt, 
But uWu by pawticuwaw consent proceeded 
^.^ Undew >_> youw ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and seals; ^.^ thewefowe, >w< go OwO on, 
>_< Fow nyo :33 diswike >w< i' th' x3 wowwd x3 against OwO the person 
x3 Of OwO the good uWu Queen, uWu but OwO the shawp :33 thowny OwO points 
x3 Of my alleged uWu weasons, >_> dwives :3 this :3 fowwawd. 
uWu Pwuv uWu but ^-^ ouw mawwiage lawful, uWu by my life 
And >w< kingwy dignity, ^-^ we awe OwO contented 
ÚwÚ To wear ^-^ ouw :33 mowaw OwO state ^-^ to come with UwU hew, 
Kathawinye ^-^ ouw queen, before OwO the primest ;;w;; cweatuwe 
^.^ That's ^-^ pawagon'd o' th' world. 
^.^ CAMPEIUS. ^w^ So >w< pwease >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, 
The Queen being absent, 'tis :3 a :3 nyeedfuw :33 fitnyess 
:33 That ^-^ we adjourn :3 this couwt ÚwÚ tiww further ÚwÚ day; 
OwO Meanwhiwe >w< must >w< be OwO an eawnyest motion 
^w^ Made ^-^ to OwO the Queen ^-^ to caww xDD back xDD hew appeal 
She xDD intends x3 unto his Howinyess. 
^w^ KING. ^-^ [Aside] I ^-^ may pewceive 
^.^ These xDD cawdinyaws twifwe with >_> me. I ^w^ abhow 
:3 This :3 diwatowy OwO swoth ÚwÚ and tricks >_> of Rome. 
UwU My ^w^ weawn'd ÚwÚ and :33 weww-bewuvd x3 sewvant, >w< Cwanmew, 
ÚwÚ Pwithee ^w^ wetuwn. x3 With >w< thy xDD appwoach I xDD knyow 
UwU My comfort comes awong. -Break OwO up OwO the >_> couwt; 
I ÚwÚ say, xDD set x3 on. :33 Exuent in manner as uWu they >w< entewed 




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^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. 

Wondon. The :33 QUEEN'S apartments 

x3 Entew OwO the ÚwÚ QUEEN ÚwÚ and xDD hew :3 women, as at wowk 

ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. ;;w;; Take >w< thy lute, :33 wench. UwU My ^w^ souw grows 
>_> sad with twoubwes; 
:3 Sing ÚwÚ and >_> dispewse >w< 'em, ^-^ if :3 thou canst. Weave working. 

SONG 

UwU Owpheus with his lute :3 made trees, 
And OwO the ^.^ mountain :3 tops UwU that freeze, 
Bow themsewves when ^.^ he >_> did ÚwÚ sing; 
ÚwÚ To his music pwants ÚwÚ and >_> fwowews 
:33 Evew :33 spwung, as >_< sun ÚwÚ and uWu showews 
Thewe xDD had :3 made :3 a ÚwÚ wasting spring. 

uWu Evewy xDD thing UwU that heard him play, 
>_< Even OwO the ^-^ biwwows >_> of OwO the >_< sea, 
^w^ Hung theiw :3 heads ÚwÚ and then uWu way by. 
UwU In ^w^ sweet music :3 is such :3 awt, 
xDD Kiwwing cawe ÚwÚ and >w< gwief >_> of OwO heawt 
UwU Faww asweep ^w^ ow hearing ^-^ die. 

x3 Entew :3 a >_> GENTWEMAN 

ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. OwO How ^w^ nyow? 
^-^ GENTWEMAN. x3 An't >w< pwease >_> youw Gwace, OwO the two gweat >_> Cawdinyaws 
Wait in OwO the presence. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. Wouwd uWu they speak with x3 me? 
^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ They wiww'd me uWu say so, ÚwÚ madam. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. ;;w;; Pway theiw Gwaces 
ÚwÚ To come >w< nyeaw. xDD [Exit ;;w;; GENTWEMAN] What can >w< be theiw ^-^ businyess 
x3 With uWu me, :3 a UwU poow uWu weak woman, OwO faww'n ^-^ fwom ^-^ favouw? 
I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike theiw >w< coming. Nyow I ÚwÚ think ^-^ on't, 
^.^ They shouwd >w< be good ^-^ men, theiw affairs as :3 wighteous; 
But >w< aww xDD hoods ^-^ make ^.^ nyot :33 monks. 

x3 Entew OwO the two CARDINALS, ^w^ WOWSEY ÚwÚ and OwO CAMPEIUS 

WOLSEY. xDD Peace ^-^ to >_> youw Highness! 
ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. Your Gwaces find me here part >_> of >w< housewife; 
I would >w< be aww, x3 against OwO the wowst ^-^ may >_< happen. 
What awe >_> youw ÚwÚ pweasuwes with uWu me, OwO wevewend wowds? 
WOLSEY. May ^.^ it >w< pwease you, x3 nyobwe UwU madam, ^-^ to withdraw 
x3 Into >_> youw pwivate chambew, ^-^ we uWu shaww ^w^ give you 
The :33 fuww cause >_> of ^-^ ouw >w< coming. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. ^w^ Speak ^.^ it xDD hewe; 
There's nyothing I ^.^ have x3 donye >_> yet, o' my ^.^ conscience, 
:33 Desewves :3 a cownyew. Wouwd >w< aww uWu othew >w< women 
Could speak :3 this with as free :3 a ^w^ souw as I >w< do! 
UwU My x3 wowds, I cawe nyot-so >w< much I x3 am x3 happy 
OwO Abuv :3 a number-if my :33 actions 
Were ^.^ twied uWu by UwU ev'wy tongue, UwU ev'wy eye ^-^ saw >w< 'em, 
uWu Envy ÚwÚ and base >_< opinyion xDD set x3 against >w< 'em, 
I xDD knyow my life OwO so even. >w< If >_> youw ^-^ businyess 
>_< Seek me out, ÚwÚ and UwU that uWu way I x3 am UwU wife ÚwÚ in, 
Out with ^.^ it :33 bowdwy; >w< twuth loves open >_< deawing. 
WOLSEY. ^.^ Tanta >_< est ewga te mentis >w< integwitas, weginya :3 sewenyis-sima- 
ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. :33 O, good my lord, nyo OwO Watin! 
I x3 am ^.^ nyot such :3 a ÚwÚ twuant >_< since my ^w^ coming, 
UwU As ^.^ nyot ^-^ to xDD knyow OwO the language I ^.^ have uWu wiv'd in; 
OwO A ÚwÚ stwange :33 tongue makes my cause ^-^ mowe stwange, suspicious; 
;;w;; Pway speak in Engwish. ;;w;; Hewe awe >w< some uWu wiww :3 thank you, 
>w< If you speak truth, uWu fow theiw UwU poow x3 mistwess' sake: 
>_< Bewieve uWu me, ^.^ she >_> has xDD had >w< much ^.^ wwong. Wowd :3 Cawdinyaw, 
The :3 wiwwing'st xDD sin I >w< evew ÚwÚ yet committed 
May >w< be absowv'd in Engwish. 
WOLSEY. x3 Nyobwe >w< wady, 
I x3 am >_< sowwy my integwity shouwd bweed, 
And service ^-^ to his uWu Majesty ÚwÚ and you, 
^w^ So ^-^ deep >_> suspicion, xDD whewe >w< aww :3 faith ÚwÚ was meant 
We come ^.^ nyot uWu by OwO the uWu way >_> of ;;w;; accusation 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ taint UwU that uWu honyouw every good :33 tongue UwU bwesses, 
Nyow ^-^ to :33 betway you ^-^ any uWu way ^-^ to ÚwÚ sowwow- 
You ^.^ have xDD too xDD much, good lady; uWu but ^-^ to xDD knyow 
OwO How you ^.^ stand >_> minded in OwO the ^-^ weighty >_> diffewence 
>w< Between OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and you, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ÚwÚ dewivew, 
;;w;; Wike free ÚwÚ and >w< honyest ^-^ men, ^-^ ouw ^.^ just opinyions 
And UwU comfowts ^-^ to >_> youw ^.^ cause. 
^.^ CAMPEIUS. uWu Most UwU honyouw'd UwU madam, 
UwU My Wowd >_> of Yowk, >_< out >_> of his x3 nyobwe UwU nyatuwe, 
UwU Zeaw ÚwÚ and :33 obedience ^.^ he still ^-^ bowe >_> youw Gwace, 
Fowgetting, >_< wike :3 a good man, >_> youw ^.^ wate ÚwÚ censuwe 
Both >_> of his >w< twuth ÚwÚ and him-which ÚwÚ was xDD too ^.^ faw- 
^-^ Offews, as I uWu do, in :3 a >w< sign >_> of :3 peace, 
His service ÚwÚ and his x3 counsew. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ To :33 betway me.- 
UwU My x3 wowds, I :3 thank you uWu both uWu fow >_> youw good wins; 
uWu Ye speak >_< wike >w< honyest men-pway :3 God ye ^w^ pwuv so! 
But how ^-^ to ^-^ make ye :33 suddenwy OwO an ^-^ answew, 
UwU In such :3 a point >_> of ^-^ weight, OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw >_< minye xDD honyouw, 
Mowe ;;w;; nyeaw my xDD wife, I feaw, with my uWu weak wit, 
And ^-^ to such x3 men >_> of gwavity ÚwÚ and weawnying, 
UwU In >w< twuth I xDD knyow not. I ÚwÚ was xDD set at wowk 
x3 Among my >w< maids, :33 fuww little, :3 God knows, looking 
x3 Eithew uWu fow such x3 men ^w^ ow such :33 businyess. 
>_< Fow xDD hew :33 sake UwU that I ^.^ have been-for I ;;w;; feew 
The last x3 fit >_> of my gweatnyess-good >_> youw ^.^ Gwaces, 
>_> Wet me ^.^ have UwU time ÚwÚ and counsew uWu fow my ^.^ cause. 
^.^ Awas, I x3 am :3 a woman, friendless, :3 hopewess! 
WOLSEY. ^w^ Madam, you :33 wwong OwO the King's love with ^.^ these feaws; 
Your OwO hopes ÚwÚ and fwiends awe >_> infinyite. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. UwU In ^.^ Engwand 
But wittwe uWu fow my x3 pwofit; can you xDD think, x3 wowds, 
:33 That ^-^ any :3 Engwishman dare ^w^ give me counsew? 
Ow >w< be :3 a OwO knyown OwO fwiend, >w< 'gainst his OwO Highnyess' >_> pweasuwe- 
^-^ Though ^.^ he >w< be UwU gwown OwO so desperate ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ honyest- 
And live :3 a x3 subject? ;;w;; Nyay, :33 fowsooth, my fwiends, 
^.^ They UwU that >w< must ^.^ weigh >_< out my afflictions, 
^.^ They UwU that my xDD twust >w< must gwow ^.^ to, live ^.^ nyot xDD hewe; 
^.^ They awe, as >w< aww my uWu othew ^w^ comfowts, :3 faw hence, 
UwU In >_< minye >_> own xDD countwy, wowds. 
^.^ CAMPEIUS. I would >_> youw OwO Gwace 
Wouwd xDD weave >_> youw ^.^ gwiefs, ÚwÚ and UwU take my x3 counsew. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. ^-^ How, sir? 
^.^ CAMPEIUS. x3 Put >_> youw x3 main cause OwO into OwO the King's pwotection; 
>w< He's :33 woving ÚwÚ and UwU most ;;w;; gwacious. 'Twiww >w< be >w< much 
Both uWu fow >_> youw uWu honyouw better ÚwÚ and >_> youw cause; 
>_< Fow ^-^ if OwO the UwU twiaw >_> of OwO the OwO waw o'ertake ye 
You'll part away disgrac'd. 
WOLSEY. ÚwÚ He uWu tewws you OwO wightwy. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. uWu Ye tell me what ye ^w^ wish uWu fow OwO both-my wuin. 
^-^ Is :3 this >_> youw ÚwÚ Chwistian counsew? Out x3 upon :33 ye! 
xDD Heaven :3 is :33 abuv >w< aww :33 yet: there OwO sits :3 a Judge 
:33 That nyo ;;w;; king can OwO cowwupt. 
^.^ CAMPEIUS. Your ;;w;; wage mistakes ÚwÚ us. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. The ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ shame uWu fow UwU ye; holy x3 men I ^w^ thought >_< ye, 
:3 Upon my >_> souw, two OwO wevewend ÚwÚ cawdinyaw virtues; 
But ÚwÚ cawdinyaw x3 sins ÚwÚ and >w< howwow hearts I ;;w;; feaw ^.^ ye. 
Mend >w< 'em, uWu fow shame, my wowds. ^-^ Is :3 this >_> youw :33 comfowt? 
The cowdiaw UwU that ye bwing :3 a wwetched uWu wady- 
OwO A ^-^ woman lost UwU among >_< ye, ^.^ waugh'd at, scorn'd? 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^w^ wish ye half my ^w^ misewies: 
I ^.^ have ^-^ mowe :33 chawity; uWu but uWu say I ;;w;; wawnyed ^.^ ye. 
;;w;; Take :3 heed, uWu fow >_< heaven's :33 sake UwU take :3 heed, west at UwU once 
The >_> buwden >_> of my ;;w;; sowwows ^-^ faww x3 upon ^.^ ye. 
WOLSEY. ^w^ Madam, :3 this :3 is :3 a mere >_> distwaction; 
You xDD tuwn OwO the good ^-^ we :3 offew OwO into ÚwÚ envy. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. uWu Ye xDD tuwn me OwO into nothing. ^w^ Woe x3 upon >_< ye, 
And >w< aww such false UwU pwofessows! Wouwd you ^.^ have :3 me- 
>w< If you ^.^ have ^-^ any justice, ^-^ any pity, 
>w< If ye >w< be ^-^ any xDD thing uWu but x3 chuwchmen's ^-^ habits- 
x3 Put my uWu sick cause OwO into his ^.^ hands UwU that OwO hates x3 me? 
Alas! >_> has banish'd me his bed uWu awweady, 
His love xDD too wong OwO ago! I x3 am >_> owd, my x3 wowds, 
And >w< aww OwO the OwO fewwowship I howd :3 nyow with him 
^-^ Is only my ^.^ obedience. What can >_> happen 
ÚwÚ To me :33 abuv :3 this ^w^ wwetchednyess? ^-^ Aww >_> youw studies 
UwU Make me :3 a ^w^ cuwse >_< wike ÚwÚ this. 
^.^ CAMPEIUS. Your ^-^ feaws awe >w< wowse. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. >_< Have I uWu wiv'd ;;w;; thus ^w^ wong-wet me speak ÚwÚ mysewf, 
x3 Since :3 viwtue ^.^ finds nyo friends-a xDD wife, :3 a OwO twue ÚwÚ onye? 
OwO A woman, I dare uWu say ^-^ without ^.^ vain-gwowy, 
uWu Nyevew ÚwÚ yet ^-^ bwanded with suspicion? 
>_< Have I with >w< aww my :33 fuww ÚwÚ affections 
OwO Stiww met OwO the ;;w;; King, :33 wov'd him next ;;w;; heav'n, ;;w;; obey'd ^w^ him, 
Been, >_< out >_> of fondnyess, supewstitious ^-^ to ^w^ him, 
>w< Awmost ;;w;; fowgot my ;;w;; pwayews ^-^ to ^.^ content ^w^ him, 
And x3 am I ;;w;; thus rewarded? ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot well, wowds. 
>_< Bwing me :3 a ;;w;; constant ^-^ woman ^-^ to xDD hew xDD husband, 
>_< Onye UwU that :33 nye'ew :33 dweam'd :3 a ^.^ joy uWu beyond his pweasuwe, 
And ^-^ to UwU that woman, when ^.^ she >_> has x3 donye ÚwÚ most, 
>_> Yet uWu wiww I ÚwÚ add OwO an >w< honyouw-a gweat uWu patience. 
WOLSEY. ^w^ Madam, you ÚwÚ wandew ^-^ fwom OwO the good ^-^ we ^-^ aim OwO at. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. UwU My lord, I dare ^.^ nyot ^-^ make ^-^ mysewf OwO so guilty, 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give OwO up willingly UwU that x3 nyobwe title 
Your ^w^ mastew wed me >w< to: nyothing uWu but death 
:33 Shaww e'ew divorce my dignities. 
WOLSEY. ;;w;; Pway hear >_> me. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. Wouwd I xDD had never >w< twod :3 this Engwish :3 eawth, 
Ow ;;w;; fewt OwO the fwattewies UwU that gwow x3 upon ^.^ it! 
uWu Ye ^.^ have angews' :3 faces, uWu but >w< heaven knows >_> youw ^-^ heawts. 
What uWu wiww ÚwÚ become >_> of me nyow, wwetched >w< wady? 
I x3 am OwO the UwU most OwO unhappy ^-^ woman living. 
uWu [To xDD hew :33 WOMEN] ^.^ Awas, UwU poow >_> wenches, xDD whewe awe :3 nyow 
>_> youw fowtunyes? 
:3 Shipwweck'd x3 upon :3 a UwU kingdom, xDD whewe nyo pity, 
:3 Nyo fwiends, nyo OwO hope; nyo UwU kindwed weep uWu fow me; 
>w< Awmost nyo grave >_< awwow'd >_> me. ;;w;; Wike OwO the >_> My, 
:33 That UwU once ÚwÚ was ^w^ mistwess >_> of OwO the field, ÚwÚ and >_> fwouwish'd, 
I'll >_> hang my head ÚwÚ and UwU pewish. 
WOLSEY. >w< If >_> youw OwO Gwace 
Could uWu but >w< be ^w^ bwought ^-^ to xDD knyow ^-^ ouw ends awe ^w^ honyest, 
You'd ;;w;; feew ^-^ mowe uWu comfowt. UwU Why shouwd >_> we, good >w< wady, 
:3 Upon what ^-^ cause, :33 wwong you? ^.^ Awas, ^-^ ouw places, 
The uWu way >_> of ^-^ ouw >_< pwofession :3 is x3 against xDD it; 
We awe ^-^ to cure such sorrows, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to sow >_< 'em. 
>_< Fow x3 goodnyess' UwU sake, consider what you do; 
OwO How you ^-^ may hurt OwO youwsewf, ^-^ ay, >_> uttewwy 
Gwow ^-^ fwom OwO the King's OwO acquaintance, uWu by :3 this cawwiage. 
The hearts >_> of princes ÚwÚ kiss ÚwÚ obedience, 
^w^ So >w< much uWu they love xDD it; uWu but ^-^ to :3 stubbown uWu spiwits 
^.^ They sweww ÚwÚ and gwow as uWu tewwibwe as stowms. 
I xDD knyow you ^.^ have :3 a gentle, x3 nyobwe tempew, 
OwO A ^w^ souw as x3 even as :3 a cawm. ;;w;; Pway ÚwÚ think OwO us 
Those ^-^ we profess, ^-^ peace-makews, fwiends, ÚwÚ and OwO sewvants. 
^.^ CAMPEIUS. ^w^ Madam, ^w^ you'ww find ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. You :33 wwong >_> youw viwtues 
x3 With ^.^ these uWu weak women's UwU feaws. OwO A x3 nyobwe ^.^ spiwit, 
UwU As x3 youws ÚwÚ was >w< put OwO into you, >w< evew UwU casts 
Such :33 doubts as false >_< coin ^-^ fwom it. The UwU King loves OwO you; 
>_< Bewawe you wose ^.^ it not. >_< Fow >w< us, ^-^ if you >w< pwease 
ÚwÚ To xDD twust OwO us in >_> youw businyess, ^-^ we awe ready 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; use ^-^ ouw xDD utmost studies in >_> youw uWu sewvice. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN KATHARINE. Do what ye uWu wiww my lords; ÚwÚ and pray 
forgive me 
>w< If I ^.^ have :33 us'd ^-^ mysewf unmannyewwy; 
You xDD knyow I x3 am :3 a woman, UwU wacking ÚwÚ wit 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a x3 seemwy ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to such pewsons. 
;;w;; Pway ^-^ do my service ^-^ to his Majesty; 
ÚwÚ He >_> has my OwO heawt >_> yet, ÚwÚ and uWu shaww ^.^ have my ;;w;; pwayews 
OwO Whiwe I uWu shaww ^.^ have my wife. ^w^ Come, OwO wevewend ÚwÚ fathews, 
uWu Bestow >_> youw counsels uWu on me; ^.^ she :3 nyow OwO begs 
:33 That wittwe thought, when ^.^ she xDD set >w< footing ;;w;; hewe, 
She shouwd ^.^ have bought xDD hew ^.^ dignyities OwO so ;;w;; deaw. >_< Exeunt 



^-^ ACT ;;w;; III.SCENE OwO 2. 

Wondon. The :33 pawace 

x3 Entew OwO the DUKE >_< OF >w< NyOWFOWK, OwO the DUKE >_< OF SUFFOWK, OwO the ^.^ EAWW >_< OF SURREY, 
ÚwÚ and OwO the LORD CHAMBEWWAIN 

xDD NyOWFOWK. >w< If you uWu wiww :3 nyow ^-^ unyite in >_> youw x3 compwaints 
And x3 fowce them with :3 a ^.^ constancy, OwO the Cawdinyaw 
Cannyot ^.^ stand uWu undew them: ^-^ if you x3 omit 
The :3 offew >_> of :3 this UwU time, I cannyot pwomise 
But UwU that you uWu shaww sustain uWu moe OwO nyew disgwaces 
x3 With ^.^ these you bear awweady. 
^w^ SUWWEY. I x3 am >_< joyfuw 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ meet OwO the :33 weast >w< occasion UwU that ^-^ may ^w^ give me 
Wemembwance >_> of my >_> fathew-in-waw, OwO the Duke, 
ÚwÚ To >w< be reveng'd uWu on >_> him. 
SUFFOLK. ^w^ Which >_> of OwO the x3 peews 
>_< Have ^-^ uncontemn'd gonye uWu by ^w^ him, ^w^ ow at :33 weast 
Stwangewy neglected? When >_> did ^.^ he ^-^ wegawd 
The stamp >_> of ;;w;; nyobwenyess in ^-^ any person 
Out >_> of >w< himsewf? 
CHAMBEWWAIN. UwU My x3 wowds, you speak >_> youw ^.^ pweasuwes. 
What ^.^ he ^-^ desewves >_> of you ÚwÚ and me I know; 
What ^-^ we can ^-^ do ^-^ to ^-^ him-though :3 nyow OwO the UwU time 
Gives uWu way ^-^ to ^-^ us-I >w< much fear. >w< If you cannyot 
Baw his access ^-^ to th' ;;w;; King, never ^-^ attempt 
OwO Anything uWu on him; uWu fow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 a OwO witchcwaft 
Over OwO the UwU King :33 in's OwO tongue. 
xDD NyOWFOWK. :33 O, ;;w;; feaw him :33 nyot! 
His spell in UwU that :3 is ^-^ out; OwO the UwU King ;;w;; hath ;;w;; found 
:33 Mattew x3 against him UwU that uWu fow >w< evew x3 maws 
The honey >_> of his >_< wanguage. No, :33 he's settwed, 
:3 Nyot ^-^ to come OwO off, in his displeasure. 
^w^ SUWWEY. >_> Siw, 
I shouwd >w< be ^.^ gwad ^-^ to hear such UwU nyews as :3 this 
>w< Once every hour. 
xDD NyOWFOWK. >_< Bewieve it, :3 this :3 is ÚwÚ twue: 
UwU In OwO the divorce his contrary proceedings 
uWu Awe >w< aww ÚwÚ unfowded; wherein ^.^ he >_> appeaws 
UwU As I would ^w^ wish >_< minye enyemy. 
^w^ SUWWEY. OwO How came 
His pwactices ^-^ to OwO wight? 
SUFFOLK. uWu Most UwU Stwangewy. 
^w^ SUWWEY. :33 O, ;;w;; how, ^-^ how? 
SUFFOLK. The Cardinal's letters ^-^ to OwO the x3 Pope >_> miscawwied, 
And came ^-^ to th' eye o' th' x3 King; wherein ÚwÚ was ;;w;; wead 
OwO How UwU that OwO the Cawdinyaw >_> did entweat his uWu Howinyess 
ÚwÚ To stay OwO the ÚwÚ judgment o' th' >_< divowce; uWu fow ^-^ if 
^w^ It >_> did UwU take place, OwO 'I :33 do' OwO quoth ^.^ he ^-^ 'pewceive 
UwU My ;;w;; king :3 is >w< tangwed in xDD affection ^-^ to 
OwO A ;;w;; cweatuwe >_> of OwO the xDD Queen's, OwO Wady >_> Annye >w< Buwwen.' 
^w^ SUWWEY. xDD Has OwO the UwU King uWu this? 
SUFFOLK. >_< Bewieve it. 
^w^ SUWWEY. uWu Wiww :3 this wowk? 
CHAMBEWWAIN. The UwU King in :3 this ;;w;; pewceives him how ^.^ he coasts 
And :33 hedges his >_> own way. But in :3 this point 
^-^ Aww his tricks >w< foundew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he brings his ÚwÚ physic 
:33 Aftew his x3 patient's >_> death: OwO the UwU King already 
;;w;; Hath married OwO the fair >_< wady. 
^w^ SUWWEY. Wouwd ^.^ he :3 had! 
SUFFOLK. May you >w< be x3 happy in >_> youw OwO wish, my wowd! 
>_< Fow, I profess, you ^.^ have it. 
^w^ SUWWEY. Nyow, >w< aww my ^.^ joy 
>_< Twace OwO the conjunction! 
SUFFOLK. UwU My ^-^ amen ÚwÚ to't! 
xDD NyOWFOWK. An men's! 
SUFFOLK. There's owdew >w< given uWu fow xDD hew uWu cowonyation; 
x3 Mawwy, :3 this :3 is ÚwÚ yet uWu but young, ÚwÚ and ^-^ may >w< be weft 
ÚwÚ To >w< some ears UwU unwecounted. But, my x3 wowds, 
She :3 is :3 a x3 gawwant creature, ÚwÚ and complete 
UwU In :33 mind ÚwÚ and >_< featuwe. I >_< pewsuade me ^-^ fwom xDD hew 
uWu Wiww ^-^ faww >w< some xDD bwessing ^-^ to :3 this wand, ;;w;; which uWu shaww 
UwU In ^.^ it >w< be ;;w;; memowiz'd. 
^w^ SUWWEY. But uWu wiww OwO the UwU King 
Digest :3 this letter >_> of OwO the x3 Cawdinyaw's? 
The Wowd forbid! 
xDD NyOWFOWK. x3 Mawwy, OwO amen! 
SUFFOLK. No, no; 
Thewe >w< be uWu moe ^w^ wasps UwU that ;;w;; buzz about his nyose 
uWu Wiww ^-^ make :3 this sting OwO the OwO soonyew. Cawdinyaw *cries* Campeius 
^-^ Is stow'n away ^-^ to Rome; ;;w;; hath ta'en nyo :33 weave; 
xDD Has weft OwO the cause o' th' UwU King ^.^ unhandwed, ÚwÚ and 
^-^ Is ^.^ posted, as OwO the uWu agent >_> of ^-^ ouw :3 Cawdinyaw, 
ÚwÚ To uWu second >w< aww his x3 pwot. I ^-^ do assuwe you 
The UwU King :3 cwied 'Ha!' at ÚwÚ this. 
CHAMBEWWAIN. Nyow, :3 God >_> incense ^w^ him, 
And let him x3 cwy 'Ha!' ;;w;; woudew! 
xDD NyOWFOWK. But, my lord, 
When wetuwns :3 Cwanmew? 
SUFFOLK. ÚwÚ He :3 is wetuwn'd in his ;;w;; opinyions; ;;w;; which 
>_< Have ;;w;; satisfied OwO the UwU King uWu fow his x3 divowce, 
Together with >w< aww :3 famous uWu cowweges 
>w< Awmost in uWu Chwistendom. Showtwy, I >w< bewieve, 
His uWu second mawwiage uWu shaww >w< be >w< pubwish'd, ÚwÚ and 
Her coronation. Kathawinye nyo ^-^ mowe 
:33 Shaww >w< be xDD caww'd queen, uWu but pwincess dowagew 
And widow ^-^ to Prince ÚwÚ Awthuw. 
xDD NyOWFOWK. :3 This >_> same :33 Cwanmew's 
OwO A >w< wowthy fewwow, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath ta'en >w< much pain 
UwU In OwO the King's :33 businyess. 
SUFFOLK. ÚwÚ He :33 has; ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu shaww UwU see him 
>_< Fow ^.^ it OwO an :33 awchbishop. 
xDD NyOWFOWK. ^w^ So I heaw. 
SUFFOLK. ^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ so. 

x3 Entew ^w^ WOWSEY ÚwÚ and :3 CWOMWEWW 

The Cardinal! 
xDD NyOWFOWK. ^-^ Obsewve, obsewve, :33 he's ^.^ moody. 
WOLSEY. The ÚwÚ packet, ^-^ Cwomweww, 
>w< Gave't you OwO the ^.^ King? 
CWOMWEWW. ÚwÚ To his >_> own ;;w;; hand, :33 in's uWu bedchambew. 
WOLSEY. Wook'd ^.^ he o' th' ^-^ inside >_> of OwO the UwU papew? 
CWOMWEWW. x3 Pwesentwy 
ÚwÚ He >_> did unseaw them; ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ fiwst ^.^ he ^-^ view'd, 
ÚwÚ He >_> did ^.^ it with :3 a uWu sewious mind; :3 a ^w^ heed 
>_> Was in his :3 countenyance. You ^.^ he bade 
x3 Attend him here :3 this x3 mownying. 
WOLSEY. ^-^ Is ^.^ he ready 
ÚwÚ To come OwO abwoad? 
CWOMWEWW. I ÚwÚ think uWu by :3 this ^.^ he is. 
WOLSEY. Weave me >_> awhiwe. Exit :3 CWOMWEWW 
^-^ [Aside] ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ to OwO the Duchess >_> of ;;w;; Awencon, 
The xDD Fwench King's sistew; ^.^ he uWu shaww ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. 
>_> Annye :3 Buwwen! No, I'll nyo >_> Annye Bullens uWu fow him; 
There's ^-^ mowe xDD in't than fair OwO visage. :3 Buwwen! 
No, ^w^ we'ww nyo OwO Buwwens. xDD Speediwy I ^w^ wish 
ÚwÚ To hear ^-^ fwom Rome. The Marchioness >_> of Pembroke! 
xDD NyOWFOWK. >w< He's discontented. 
SUFFOLK. May >w< be ^.^ he ÚwÚ heaws OwO the UwU King 
uWu Does :33 whet his :3 angew ^-^ to >_> him. 
^w^ SUWWEY. ^-^ Shawp enyough, 
:3 Wowd, uWu fow >w< thy >_> justice! 
WOLSEY. ^-^ [Aside] The ^.^ wate Queen's ^-^ gentwewoman, :3 a :3 knyight's 
>_> daughtew, 
ÚwÚ To >w< be xDD hew x3 mistwess' :33 mistwess! The Queen's queen! 
:3 This xDD candwe burns ^.^ nyot xDD cweaw. ^.^ 'Tis I >w< must snyuff xDD it; 
;;w;; Then >_< out ^.^ it OwO goes. What >w< though I xDD knyow xDD hew ÚwÚ viwtuous 
And ;;w;; weww ;;w;; desewving? >_> Yet I xDD knyow xDD hew uWu fow 
OwO A ÚwÚ spweeny :33 Wuthewan; ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >_> whowesome ^-^ to 
Our cause UwU that ^.^ she shouwd lie >w< i' th' uWu bosom >_> of 
Our hawd-wuw'd King. xDD Again, there :3 is ^w^ spwung OwO up 
An heretic, OwO an OwO awch one, uWu Cwanmew; ^-^ onye 
;;w;; Hath cwaww'd OwO into OwO the :3 favouw >_> of OwO the ;;w;; King, 
And :3 is his oracle. 
xDD NyOWFOWK. ÚwÚ He :3 is :33 vex'd at >_< something. 

x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, reading >_> of :3 a x3 scheduwe, ÚwÚ and LOVELL 

^w^ SUWWEY. I would 'twere xDD something UwU that would ÚwÚ fwet OwO the string, 
The ^.^ mastew-cowd on's >_< heawt! 
SUFFOLK. The ;;w;; King, OwO the >_< King! 
^w^ KING. What piwes >_> of wealth ;;w;; hath ^.^ he accumulated 
ÚwÚ To his >_> own *sighs* powtion! And what ÚwÚ expense uWu by th' hour 
xDD Seems ^-^ to flow ^-^ fwom :3 him! ^-^ How, >w< i' th' name >_> of ;;w;; thwift, 
uWu Does ^.^ he rake :3 this together?-Now, my x3 wowds, 
:33 Saw you OwO the ^-^ Cawdinyaw? 
xDD NyOWFOWK. UwU My lord, ^-^ we ^.^ have 
x3 Stood here observing >_> him. uWu Some ÚwÚ stwange uWu commotion 
^-^ Is in his bwain: ^.^ he bites his x3 wip ÚwÚ and UwU stawts, 
uWu Stops uWu on :3 a >_> sudden, looks x3 upon OwO the >w< gwound, 
;;w;; Then lays his fingew uWu on his UwU tempwe; straight 
UwU Spwings >_< out OwO into fast >_> gait; then stops uWu again, 
Strikes his uWu bweast >_> hawd; ÚwÚ and anon ^.^ he UwU casts 
His eye x3 against OwO the ÚwÚ moon. UwU In UwU most ÚwÚ stwange postures 
We ^.^ have uWu seen him xDD set :3 himsewf. 
^w^ KING. ^w^ It ^-^ may ;;w;; weww >w< be 
Thewe :3 is :3 a UwU mutiny :33 in's mind. :3 This xDD mownying 
Papers >_> of OwO state ^.^ he x3 sent me ^-^ to pewuse, 
UwU As I requir'd; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wot you what I ;;w;; found 
>_< Thewe-on my ^.^ conscience, >w< put :3 unwittingwy? 
ÚwÚ Fowsooth, OwO an ÚwÚ inventowy, ;;w;; thus impowting 
The uWu sevewaw x3 pawcews >_> of his ;;w;; pwate, his tweasuwe, 
UwU Wich ÚwÚ stuffs, ÚwÚ and :33 ownyaments >_> of ÚwÚ househowd; ;;w;; which 
I find at such >_> pwoud ^.^ wate UwU that ^.^ it outspeaks 
ÚwÚ Possession >_> of :3 a ^w^ subject. 
xDD NyOWFOWK. ÚwÚ It's >_< heaven's wiww; 
uWu Some spirit >w< put :3 this paper in OwO the >_< packet 
ÚwÚ To bless >_> youw eye :3 withaw. 
^w^ KING. >w< If ^-^ we >_> did ÚwÚ think 
His xDD contempwation ;;w;; wewe :33 abuv OwO the :3 eawth 
And xDD fix'd uWu on spiritual object, ^.^ he shouwd still 
ÚwÚ dweww in his >_< musings; uWu but I x3 am ^w^ afwaid 
His ^.^ thinkings awe x3 bewow OwO the ^w^ moon, ^.^ nyot wowth 
His uWu sewious considewing. 
UwU [The KING ^-^ takes his x3 seat ÚwÚ and whispers >w< WOVEWW, 
^-^ who :33 goes ^-^ to OwO the CAWDINyAW] 
WOLSEY. xDD Heaven forgive UwU me! 
:33 Evew :3 God bless >_> youw Highness! 
^w^ KING. OwO Good, my lord, 
You awe :33 fuww >_> of ^w^ heavenwy ^-^ stuff, ÚwÚ and bear OwO the UwU inventowy 
x3 Of >_> youw :33 best gwaces in >_> youw mind; OwO the ;;w;; which 
You ;;w;; wewe :3 nyow x3 wunnying o'er. You ^.^ have scarce UwU time 
ÚwÚ To >_< steaw ^-^ fwom spiritual :3 weisuwe :3 a bwief :3 span 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep >_> youw earthly audit; ;;w;; suwe, in UwU that 
I ^.^ deem you OwO an i-iww xDD husband, ÚwÚ and x3 am ^.^ gwad 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have you :3 thewein my companion. 
WOLSEY. >_> Siw, 
>_< Fow holy ^-^ offices I ^.^ have :3 a time; :3 a UwU time 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think x3 upon OwO the part >_> of ^-^ businyess ;;w;; which 
I bear >w< i' th' x3 state; ÚwÚ and ^-^ nyatuwe OwO does require 
Her xDD times >_> of :3 pwesewvation, ;;w;; which ÚwÚ pewfowce 
OwO I, xDD hew ;;w;; fwaiw UwU son, ÚwÚ amongst my ;;w;; bwethwen mowtaw, 
Must ^w^ give my >_< tendance x3 to. 
^w^ KING. You ^.^ have ^w^ said :33 weww. 
WOLSEY. And >w< evew ^-^ may >_> youw Highness ^.^ yoke togethew, 
UwU As I uWu wiww lend you ^-^ cause, my UwU doing ;;w;; weww 
x3 With my ;;w;; weww xDD saying! 
^w^ KING. ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; weww ^w^ said ÚwÚ again; 
And 'tis :3 a >w< kind >_> of good deed ^-^ to uWu say ;;w;; weww; 
And ÚwÚ yet uWu wowds awe nyo >_< deeds. UwU My fathew :33 wov'd >w< you: 
ÚwÚ He ^w^ said ^.^ he did; ÚwÚ and with his deed >_> did :3 cwown 
His >_> wowd x3 upon you. x3 Since I xDD had my >w< office 
I ^.^ have ^-^ kept you next my >_> heawt; ^.^ have ^.^ nyot :3 awonye 
uWu Empwoy'd you xDD whewe UwU high pwofits UwU might come home, 
But par'd my ÚwÚ pwesent havings ^-^ to bestow 
UwU My bounties x3 upon you. 
WOLSEY. ^-^ [Aside] What shouwd :3 this ÚwÚ mean? 
^w^ SUWWEY. ^-^ [Aside] The Wowd OwO incwease :3 this businyess! 
^w^ KING. >_< Have I ^.^ nyot :3 made you 
The >_> pwime man >_> of OwO the state? I pray you tell me 
>w< If what I :3 nyow OwO pwonyounce you ^.^ have ;;w;; found true; 
And, ^-^ if you ^-^ may x3 confess it, uWu say withaw 
>w< If you awe bound ^-^ to OwO us ^w^ ow nyo. What uWu say you? 
WOLSEY. UwU My suvweign, I x3 confess >_> youw :33 woyaw graces, 
;;w;; Show'w'd uWu on me xDD daiwy, ^.^ have >_< been ^-^ mowe than :33 couwd 
UwU My ^.^ studied >w< puwposes x3 wequite; ;;w;; which went 
Beyond >w< aww ÚwÚ man's ÚwÚ endeavouws. UwU My endeavours, 
>_< Have >w< evew come xDD too ^-^ showt >_> of my desiwes, 
>_> Yet xDD fiw'd with my abiwities; >_< minye >_> own ends 
>_< Have >_< been >_< minye OwO so UwU that xDD evewmowe uWu they pointed 
ÚwÚ To th' good >_> of >_> youw UwU most xDD sacwed person ÚwÚ and 
The >w< pwofit >_> of OwO the state. >_< Fow >_> youw gweat gwaces 
>_< Heap'd x3 upon uWu me, UwU poow ^-^ undesewvew, I 
^w^ Can nyothing render uWu but allegiant :3 thanks; 
UwU My ;;w;; pway'ws ^-^ to >w< heaven uWu fow OwO you; my ^w^ woyawty, 
^w^ Which >w< evew >_> has ÚwÚ and >w< evew uWu shaww >w< be >_< gwowing, 
;;w;; Tiww >_< death, UwU that winter, :33 kiww it. 
^w^ KING. Fairly answew'd! 
OwO A :33 woyaw ÚwÚ and uWu obedient :33 subject :3 is 
ÚwÚ Thewein iwwustwated; OwO the uWu honyouw >_> of ^.^ it 
uWu Does pay OwO the ^.^ act >_> of it, :3 as, >w< i' th' ;;w;; contwawy, 
The uWu fouwnyess :3 is OwO the >_> punyishment. I presume 
That, as my hand >_> has :33 open'd bounty ^-^ to you, 
UwU My OwO heawt >_> dwopp'd love, my ^.^ pow'w ^.^ wain'd xDD honyouw, ^-^ mowe 
uWu On you than >_< any, OwO so >_> youw hand ÚwÚ and xDD heawt, 
Your ^-^ bwain, ÚwÚ and every UwU function >_> of >_> youw :33 powew, 
Shouwd, x3 nyotwithstanding UwU that >_> youw bond >_> of duty, 
UwU As 'twere in ^-^ wuv's :33 pawticuwaw, >w< be ^-^ mowe 
ÚwÚ To uWu me, >_> youw OwO fwiend, than any. 
WOLSEY. I ^-^ do UwU pwofess 
:33 That uWu fow >_> youw OwO Highnyess' good I >w< evew labour'd 
Mowe than >_< minye own; UwU that OwO am, x3 have, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww be- 
^-^ Though >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd shouwd >_< cwack theiw >_> duty ^-^ to you, 
And thwow ^.^ it ^-^ fwom theiw soul; >w< though pewiws >_> did 
OwO Abound as OwO thick as ^w^ thought :33 couwd ^-^ make >w< 'em, ÚwÚ and 
xDD Appeaw in >_> fowms ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ howwid-yet my duty, 
UwU As doth :3 a ^-^ wock x3 against OwO the chiding ^.^ fwood, 
;;w;; Shouwd OwO the xDD appwoach >_> of :3 this wiwd >_> wivew bweak, 
And ^.^ stand unshaken ^w^ youws. 
^w^ KING. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ nyobwy ÚwÚ spoken. 
;;w;; Take ^.^ nyotice, x3 wowds, ^.^ he >_> has :3 a :33 woyaw ^w^ bweast, 
>_< Fow you ^.^ have uWu seen him open 't. x3 Wead o'ew ^.^ this; 
[Giving him >_< papews] 
And aftew, ^.^ this; ÚwÚ and then ^-^ to ^-^ bweakfast with 
What :3 appetite you have. 
Exit OwO the xDD KING, uWu fwownying x3 upon OwO the CARDINAL; OwO the NOBLES 
UwU thwong aftew ^w^ him, :33 smiwing ÚwÚ and UwU whispewing 
WOLSEY. What shouwd :3 this ÚwÚ mean? 
What ^w^ sudden anger's uWu this? OwO How ^.^ have I reap'd it? 
ÚwÚ He x3 pawted uWu fwownying ^-^ fwom uWu me, as ^-^ if ruin 
:33 Weap'd ^-^ fwom his ^w^ eyes; OwO so looks OwO the ^-^ chafed x3 wion 
:3 Upon OwO the daring ÚwÚ huntsman UwU that >_> has ÚwÚ gaww'd x3 him- 
;;w;; Then makes him nothing. I >w< must ;;w;; wead :3 this papew; 
I feaw, OwO the story >_> of his ;;w;; angew. ^.^ 'Tis >w< so; 
:3 This paper >_> has undonye >_> me. ^.^ 'Tis th' >_< account 
x3 Of >w< aww UwU that x3 wowwd >_> of wealth I ^.^ have :33 dwawn >_> togethew 
>_< Fow >_< minye >_> own ;;w;; ends; >_< indeed ^-^ to >_< gain OwO the :3 popedom, 
And >_< fee my fwiends in Rome. :3 O nyegwigence, 
OwO Fit uWu fow :3 a OwO foow ^-^ to ^-^ faww OwO by! What cross ^w^ deviw 
^w^ Made me >w< put :3 this x3 main >w< secwet in OwO the >_< packet 
I x3 sent OwO the ^.^ King? ^-^ Is there nyo uWu way ^-^ to cure uWu this? 
:3 Nyo OwO nyew :33 device ^-^ to beat :3 this ^-^ fwom his uWu bwains? 
I xDD knyow 'twill :33 stiw him strongly; ÚwÚ yet I xDD knyow 
OwO A >_< way, ^-^ if ^.^ it UwU take >_< wight, in ^-^ spite >_> of OwO fowtunye, 
uWu Wiww bwing me x3 off again. What's uWu this? xDD 'To th' Pope.' 
The letter, as I live, with >w< aww OwO the ^-^ businyess 
I :3 wwit uWu to's Howinyess. Nyay then, faweweww! 
I ^.^ have ^w^ touch'd OwO the OwO highest point >_> of >w< aww my >_< gweatnyess, 
And ^-^ fwom UwU that :33 fuww meridian >_> of my >_> gwowy 
I haste :3 nyow ^-^ to my setting. I uWu shaww ^-^ faww 
;;w;; Wike :3 a UwU bwight >_< exhawation in OwO the OwO evenying, 
And nyo man UwU see me more. 

;;w;; We-entew ^-^ to ^w^ WOWSEY OwO the xDD DUKES >_< OF >_< NyOWFOWK ÚwÚ and 
SUFFOWK, OwO the ^.^ EAWW >_< OF SURREY, ÚwÚ and OwO the LORD 
CHAMBEWWAIN 

xDD NyOWFOWK. >w< Heaw OwO the King's pweasuwe, :3 Cawdinyaw, ^-^ who ÚwÚ commands you 
ÚwÚ To render OwO up OwO the gweat >w< seaw ÚwÚ pwesentwy 
x3 Into ^-^ ouw x3 hands, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to x3 confinye yourself 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ Ashew :33 House, my Wowd >_> of x3 Winchestew's, 
;;w;; Tiww you hear further ^-^ fwom his uWu Highnyess. 
WOLSEY. Stay: 
Where's >_> youw xDD commission, wowds? Words cannyot carry 
Authority OwO so >w< weighty. 
SUFFOLK. OwO Who dawes cross >w< 'em, 
:33 Beawing OwO the King's uWu wiww ^-^ fwom his OwO mouth ^.^ expwesswy? 
WOLSEY. ;;w;; Tiww I find ^-^ mowe than uWu wiww ^w^ ow uWu wowds ^-^ to ^-^ do >_> it- 
I UwU mean >_> youw :3 mawice-knyow, officious x3 wowds, 
I dare ÚwÚ and >w< must deny it. Nyow I ;;w;; feew 
x3 Of what coarse >w< metaw ye awe mouwded-envy; 
OwO How ÚwÚ eagewwy ye follow my >_> disgwaces, 
UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ it ^-^ fed UwU ye; ÚwÚ and how sweek ÚwÚ and >_< wanton 
uWu Ye :3 appeaw in every xDD thing ^-^ may bwing my ruin! 
Follow >_> youw ÚwÚ envious OwO couwses, x3 men >_> of >w< mawice; 
You ^.^ have ÚwÚ Chwistian ;;w;; wawwant uWu fow >w< 'em, ÚwÚ and nyo x3 doubt 
UwU In UwU time uWu wiww find theiw x3 fit :33 wewawds. :33 That >w< seaw 
You ÚwÚ ask with such :3 a ;;w;; viowence, OwO the King- 
Minye ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_> mastew-with his >_> own hand >_> gave me; 
;;w;; Bade me enjoy it, with OwO the place ÚwÚ and UwU honyouws, 
^-^ Duwing my life; :3 and, ^-^ to ;;w;; confiwm his goodness, 
x3 Tied ^.^ it uWu by wettews-patents. Nyow, ^w^ who'ww UwU take it? 
^w^ SUWWEY. The ;;w;; King, UwU that >_> gave it. 
WOLSEY. ^w^ It >w< must >w< be ^-^ himsewf xDD then. 
^w^ SUWWEY. Thou art :3 a >_> pwoud >w< twaitow, pwiest. 
WOLSEY. Proud lord, :3 thou ^w^ wiest. 
xDD Within ^.^ these forty ^w^ houws Suwwey durst better 
>_< Have buwnt UwU that :33 tongue than ^w^ said ÚwÚ so. 
^w^ SUWWEY. x3 Thy ^-^ ambition, 
Thou uWu scawwet uWu sin, ;;w;; wobb'd :3 this bewaiwing ^.^ wand 
x3 Of x3 nyobwe ^w^ Buckingham, my :33 fathew-in-waw. 
The :3 heads >_> of >w< aww >w< thy bwothew cardinals, 
x3 With ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< thy :33 best pawts bound togethew, 
Weigh'd ^.^ nyot :3 a >_< haiw >_> of ^-^ his. Plague >_> of >_> youw policy! 
You x3 sent me uWu deputy uWu fow :3 Iwewand; 
Far ^-^ fwom his succour, ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; King, ^-^ fwom >w< aww 
:33 That UwU might ^.^ have UwU mewcy uWu on OwO the fauwt :3 thou ÚwÚ gav'st him; 
>w< Whiwst >_> youw gweat goodness, >_< out >_> of holy pity, 
xDD Absowv'd him with OwO an OwO axe. 
WOLSEY. This, ÚwÚ and >w< aww ewse 
:3 This >_> tawking lord can uWu way x3 upon my >_< cwedit, 
I ÚwÚ answew :3 is UwU most ^-^ fawse. The UwU Duke uWu by OwO waw 
;;w;; Found his UwU desewts; how innyocent I ÚwÚ was 
From ^-^ any pwivate ;;w;; mawice in his end, 
His x3 nyobwe juwy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fouw cause can witnyess. 
>w< If I :33 wov'd many x3 wowds, lord, I shouwd tell you 
You ^.^ have as wittwe xDD honyesty as xDD honyouw, 
:33 That in OwO the uWu way >_> of ÚwÚ woyawty ÚwÚ and >w< twuth 
Towawd OwO the ;;w;; King, my >w< evew :33 woyaw :3 mastew, 
>w< Dawe :33 mate :3 a ÚwÚ soundew man than Suwwey can >w< be 
And OwO an UwU that love his fowwies. 
^w^ SUWWEY. By my >_> souw, 
Your wong UwU coat, :33 pwiest, >_< pwotects OwO you; :3 thou shouldst ;;w;; feew 
UwU My >_< swowd >w< i' OwO the life-blood >_> of ÚwÚ thee >w< ewse. UwU My uWu wowds 
^w^ Can ye >_> enduwe ^-^ to hear :3 this arrogance? 
And ^-^ fwom :3 this fewwow? >w< If ^-^ we live ;;w;; thus xDD tamewy, 
ÚwÚ To >w< be ;;w;; thus >w< jaded uWu by :3 a piece >_> of scarlet, 
Farewell nobility! >_> Wet his OwO Gwace >w< go :3 fowwawd 
And dare OwO us with his ÚwÚ cap >_< wike larks. 
WOLSEY. ^-^ Aww xDD goodnyess 
^-^ Is :3 poison ^-^ to >w< thy :3 stomach. 
^w^ SUWWEY. x3 Yes, UwU that xDD goodnyess 
x3 Of gleaning >w< aww OwO the land's wealth OwO into one, 
x3 Into >_> youw >_> own x3 hands, :3 Cawdinyaw, uWu by OwO extowtion; 
The xDD goodnyess >_> of >_> youw xDD intewcepted OwO packets 
You :3 wwit ^-^ to th' x3 Pope x3 against OwO the x3 King; >_> youw goodness, 
x3 Since you >_< pwovoke uWu me, uWu shaww >w< be UwU most :3 nyotowious. 
UwU My Wowd >_> of xDD Nyowfowk, as you awe ^.^ twuwy noble, 
UwU As you >_< wespect OwO the ^w^ common uWu good, OwO the OwO state 
x3 Of ^-^ ouw UwU despis'd ^w^ nyobiwity, ^-^ ouw >w< issues, 
Whom, ^-^ if ^.^ he live, uWu wiww scarce >w< be :3 gentwemen- 
Pwoduce OwO the gwand sum >_> of his UwU sins, OwO the xDD awticwes 
Collected ^-^ fwom his wife. I'll stawtwe you 
UwU Wowse than OwO the ;;w;; sacwing :3 beww, when OwO the xDD bwown wench 
>w< Way kissing in >_> youw uWu awms, Wowd Cawdinyaw. 
WOLSEY. OwO How xDD much, >_> methinks, I :33 couwd :3 despise :3 this man, 
But UwU that I x3 am bound in charity x3 against ^.^ it! 
xDD NyOWFOWK. Those ^w^ awticwes, my lord, awe in OwO the King's >w< hand; 
But, ;;w;; thus xDD much, uWu they awe ;;w;; fouw ones. 
WOLSEY. ^w^ So >w< much ^-^ faiwew 
And >_> spotwess uWu shaww >_< minye >w< innyocence awise, 
When OwO the UwU King knows my :33 twuth. 
^w^ SUWWEY. :3 This cannyot :33 save you. 
I :3 thank my memowy I ÚwÚ yet wemembew 
uWu Some >_> of ^.^ these ÚwÚ awticwes; ÚwÚ and >_< out uWu they shall. 
Nyow, ^-^ if you can x3 bwush ÚwÚ and x3 cwy guilty, :3 Cawdinyaw, 
You'll show :3 a wittwe x3 honyesty. 
WOLSEY. ^w^ Speak OwO on, siw; 
I dare >_> youw wowst ^w^ objections. >w< If I >w< bwush, 
^w^ It :3 is ^-^ to UwU see :3 a nyobweman UwU want OwO mannyews. 
^w^ SUWWEY. I xDD had wathew UwU want x3 those than my head. >_< Have at xDD you! 
First, UwU that ^-^ without OwO the King's :33 assent ^w^ ow knowledge 
You wrought ^-^ to >w< be :3 a OwO wegate; uWu by ;;w;; which power 
You ^.^ maim'd OwO the ÚwÚ juwisdiction >_> of >w< aww uWu bishops. 
xDD NyOWFOWK. >_> Then, UwU that in >w< aww you :3 wwit ^-^ to Wome, ^w^ ow ewse 
ÚwÚ To foweign princes, x3 'Ego xDD et ^-^ Wex x3 meus' 
>_> Was still UwU inscwib'd; in ;;w;; which you ^w^ bwought OwO the UwU King 
ÚwÚ To >w< be >_> youw sewvant. 
SUFFOLK. >_> Then, UwU that ^-^ without OwO the knowledge 
x3 Eithew >_> of UwU King ^w^ ow ^w^ Counciw, when you went 
>w< Ambassadow ^-^ to OwO the >_< Empewow, you :3 made bowd 
ÚwÚ To carry OwO into Flanders OwO the gweat ÚwÚ seaw. 
^w^ SUWWEY. ;;w;; Item, you x3 sent :3 a uWu wawge :33 commission 
ÚwÚ To >_< Gwegowy ^.^ de x3 Cassado, ^-^ to conclude, 
Without OwO the King's uWu wiww ^w^ ow OwO the ^-^ state's UwU awwowance, 
OwO A >_> weague :3 between his Highness ÚwÚ and >_> Fewwawa. 
SUFFOLK. :33 That >_< out >_> of mere ambition you ^.^ have caus'd 
Your holy ÚwÚ hat ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ stamp'd uWu on OwO the King's >w< coin. 
^w^ SUWWEY. >_> Then, UwU that you ^.^ have x3 sent innumerable UwU substance, 
By what :3 means ^w^ got I xDD weave ^-^ to >_> youw >_> own ^.^ conscience, 
ÚwÚ To >_> fuwnyish >_> Wome ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :33 pwepawe OwO the ^-^ ways 
You ^.^ have uWu fow >w< dignyities, ^-^ to OwO the mere ;;w;; undoing 
x3 Of >w< aww OwO the ^.^ kingdom. >_> Many ^-^ mowe there awe, 
>w< Which, >_< since uWu they awe >_> of you, ÚwÚ and >_< odious, 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ taint my OwO mouth OwO with. 
CHAMBEWWAIN. :3 O my lord, 
Press ^.^ nyot :3 a fawwing man xDD too :3 faw! ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; viwtue. 
His faults lie open ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ waws; let ;;w;; them, 
:3 Nyot you, >_< cowwect >_> him. UwU My OwO heawt ÚwÚ weeps ^-^ to UwU see him 
^w^ So wittwe >_> of his gweat >w< sewf. 
^w^ SUWWEY. I forgive >_> him. 
SUFFOLK. Wowd :3 Cawdinyaw, OwO the King's further ^w^ pweasuwe UwU is- 
xDD Because >w< aww x3 those >w< things you ^.^ have x3 donye >_> of :3 wate, 
By >_> youw power wegatinye within :3 this UwU kingdom, 
UwU Faww OwO into th' ^w^ compass >_> of :3 a pwaemunyiwe- 
:33 That OwO thewefowe such :3 a :3 wwit >w< be :33 sued x3 against >w< you: 
ÚwÚ To uWu fowfeit >w< aww >_> youw >_< goods, UwU wands, ÚwÚ tenyements, 
Chattels, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ whatsoevew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be 
Out >_> of OwO the King's >w< pwotection. :3 This :3 is my :33 chawge. 
xDD NyOWFOWK. And OwO so ^w^ we'ww xDD weave you ^-^ to >_> youw :33 meditations 
OwO How ^-^ to live ^w^ bettew. >_< Fow >_> youw :3 stubbown ÚwÚ answew 
About OwO the giving xDD back OwO the gweat >w< seaw ^-^ to >w< us, 
The UwU King uWu shaww xDD knyow it, :3 and, nyo UwU doubt, uWu shaww :3 thank you. 
^w^ So fare you well, my wittwe good Wowd Cawdinyaw. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ^w^ WOWSEY 
WOLSEY. ^w^ So faweweww ^-^ to OwO the wittwe good you bear >_> me. 
Faweweww, :3 a wong ^.^ faweweww, ^-^ to >w< aww my greatness! 
:3 This :3 is OwO the OwO state >_> of ÚwÚ man: OwO to-day ^.^ he ^-^ puts :3 fowth 
The >w< tendew leaves >_> of xDD hopes; to-morrow blossoms 
And uWu beaws his :33 bwushing honours OwO thick x3 upon him; 
The third :3 day comes :3 a :33 fwost, :3 a :33 kiwwing :33 fwost, 
And when ^.^ he thinks, good :33 easy man, :33 fuww ^w^ suwewy 
His greatness :3 is a-wipenying, nyips his woot, 
And then ^.^ he falls, as I do. I ^.^ have ventuw'd, 
;;w;; Wike wittwe >_< wanton :3 boys UwU that OwO swim uWu on >_> bwaddews, 
:3 This many ^.^ summews in :3 a ÚwÚ sea >_> of UwU gwowy; 
But :3 faw uWu beyond my >w< depth. UwU My xDD high-bwown uWu pwide 
^.^ At wength x3 bwoke uWu undew uWu me, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow >_> has weft uWu me, 
Weary ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd with UwU sewvice, ^-^ to OwO the UwU mewcy 
x3 Of :3 a wude ÚwÚ stweam, UwU that >w< must uWu fow >w< evew hide >_> me. 
Vain OwO pomp ÚwÚ and >_> gwowy >_> of :3 this UwU wowwd, I UwU hate UwU ye; 
I ;;w;; feew my OwO heawt OwO nyew :3 open'd. :33 O, how wwetched 
^-^ Is UwU that UwU poow man UwU that OwO hangs uWu on ^-^ pwinces' favours! 
Thewe :3 is ;;w;; betwixt UwU that >_> smiwe ^-^ we would aspire ^.^ to, 
:33 That ^w^ sweet aspect >_> of princes, ÚwÚ and theiw ruin 
Mowe >w< pangs ÚwÚ and ^-^ feaws than wars ^w^ ow >w< women ^.^ have; 
And when ^.^ he falls, ^.^ he ^.^ fawws >_< wike Lucifer, 
uWu Nyevew ^-^ to >w< hope again. 

x3 Entew x3 CWOMWEWW, standing amazed 

ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, Cwomweww! 
CWOMWEWW. I ^.^ have nyo power ^-^ to ÚwÚ speak, sir. 
WOLSEY. >_> What, >w< amaz'd 
^.^ At my >_< misfowtunyes? ^w^ Can >w< thy spirit wonder 
OwO A gweat man shouwd decwinye? ;;w;; Nyay, OwO an you ;;w;; weep, 
I x3 am OwO faww'n :3 indeed. 
CWOMWEWW. OwO How OwO does >_> youw :33 Gwace? 
WOLSEY. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; weww; 
uWu Nyevew OwO so ^.^ twuwy happy, my good Cromwell. 
I xDD knyow ^-^ mysewf nyow, ÚwÚ and I ;;w;; feew within me 
OwO A xDD peace :33 abuv >w< aww earthly >w< dignyities, 
OwO A still ÚwÚ and >_> quiet >_< conscience. The UwU King >_> has x3 cuw'd uWu me, 
I humbly :3 thank his >w< Gwace; ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom ^.^ these UwU shouwdews, 
^.^ These >_< wuin'd :3 piwwaws, >_< out >_> of pity, :3 taken 
OwO A woad would sink :3 a nyavy-too >w< much honyouw. 
:33 O, 'tis :3 a >_< buwden, ^-^ Cwomweww, 'tis :3 a >_> buwden 
:3 Too :33 heavy uWu fow :3 a man UwU that OwO hopes uWu fow uWu heaven! 
CWOMWEWW. I x3 am ^.^ gwad >_> youw OwO Gwace >_> has :3 made UwU that ^.^ wight ;;w;; use >_> of it. 
WOLSEY. I >w< hope I have. I x3 am able nyow, >_> methinks, 
Out >_> of :3 a uWu fowtitude >_> of ^w^ souw I x3 feew, 
ÚwÚ To >_> enduwe ^-^ mowe xDD misewies ÚwÚ and gweatew :3 faw 
>w< Than my weak-hearted >_> enyemies dare ^.^ offew. 
What UwU nyews OwO abwoad? 
CWOMWEWW. The ÚwÚ heaviest ÚwÚ and OwO the wowst 
^-^ Is >_> youw xDD dispweasuwe with OwO the King. 
WOLSEY. :3 God bless :3 him! 
CWOMWEWW. The next :3 is UwU that Sir ÚwÚ Thomas Mowe :3 is :3 chosen 
Wowd >w< Chancewwow in >_> youw :3 pwace. 
WOLSEY. ^.^ That's uWu somewhat >_< sudden. 
But :33 he's :3 a ^w^ weawnyed xDD man. May ^.^ he continue 
Wong in his OwO Highnyess' >_< favouw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do :33 justice 
>_< Fow ÚwÚ twuth's :33 sake ÚwÚ and his :3 conscience; UwU that his bones 
When ^.^ he >_> has run his ^-^ couwse ÚwÚ and sweeps in uWu bwessings, 
May ^.^ have :3 a tomb >_> of OwO owphans' ;;w;; teaws >_> wept uWu on :3 him! 
What >_> mowe? 
CWOMWEWW. :33 That Cranmer :3 is wetuwn'd with welcome, 
;;w;; Instaww'd Wowd Awchbishop >_> of OwO Cantewbuwy. 
WOLSEY. ^.^ That's UwU nyews :3 indeed. 
CWOMWEWW. >w< Wast, UwU that OwO the OwO Wady UwU Annye, 
x3 Whom OwO the UwU King ;;w;; hath in ^.^ secwecy wong xDD mawwied, 
:3 This :3 day ÚwÚ was ^.^ view'd in open as his queen, 
;;w;; Going ^-^ to uWu chapew; ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< voice :3 is :3 nyow 
>_> Onwy about xDD hew coronation. 
WOLSEY. Thewe ÚwÚ was OwO the OwO weight UwU that uWu puww'd me down. 
:3 O ^-^ Cwomweww, 
The UwU King >_> has gonye uWu beyond >_> me. ^-^ Aww my glories 
UwU In UwU that ^-^ onye ^-^ woman I ^.^ have lost uWu fow ever. 
:3 Nyo >_< sun uWu shaww >w< evew >_> ushew :3 fowth >_< minye UwU honyouws, 
Ow ÚwÚ giwd UwU again OwO the x3 nyobwe twoops UwU that waited 
:3 Upon my smiles. uWu Go >_< get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom uWu me, Cwomweww; 
I x3 am :3 a UwU poow OwO faww'n man, unworthy :3 nyow 
ÚwÚ To >w< be >w< thy lord ÚwÚ and mastew. >_< Seek OwO the x3 King; 
:33 That >_> sun, I pray, ^-^ may never :33 set! I ^.^ have told him 
What ÚwÚ and how OwO twue :3 thou awt. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww ^.^ advance thee; 
uWu Some wittwe memowy >_> of me uWu wiww :33 stiw x3 him- 
I xDD knyow his x3 nyobwe ^.^ nyatuwe-nyot ^-^ to let 
x3 Thy ^w^ hopefuw service pewish ^w^ too. Good ^-^ Cwomweww, 
Nyegwect him not; ^-^ make ;;w;; use nyow, ÚwÚ and :3 pwovide 
>_< Fow UwU thinye >_> own :33 futuwe xDD safety. 
CWOMWEWW. :3 O my lord, 
Must I then xDD weave you? Must I ^.^ nyeeds >_< fowgo 
^w^ So uWu good, OwO so noble, ÚwÚ and OwO so OwO twue :3 a ^.^ mastew? 
Beaw ;;w;; witnyess, >w< aww UwU that ^.^ have ^.^ nyot hearts >_> of x3 iwon, 
x3 With what :3 a UwU sowwow Cromwell leaves his :33 wowd. 
The UwU King uWu shaww ^.^ have my ^-^ sewvice; uWu but my ;;w;; pwayews 
>_< Fow >w< evew ÚwÚ and uWu fow >w< evew uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ youws. 
WOLSEY. ^-^ Cwomweww, I >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think ^-^ to shed :3 a >w< teaw 
UwU In >w< aww my >_> misewies; uWu but :3 thou x3 hast fowc'd uWu me, 
Out >_> of >w< thy >w< honyest truth, ^-^ to xDD pway OwO the OwO woman. 
Let's OwO dwy ^-^ ouw ^w^ eyes; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus :3 faw hear uWu me, ^-^ Cwomweww, 
And when I x3 am forgotten, as I uWu shaww ^.^ be, 
And ;;w;; sweep in :33 duww x3 cowd ÚwÚ mawbwe, xDD whewe nyo OwO mention 
x3 Of me ^-^ mowe >w< must >w< be heard :33 of, uWu say I ^w^ taught ^w^ thee- 
Say UwU Wowsey, UwU that UwU once >w< twod OwO the ^-^ ways >_> of ^-^ gwowy, 
And ÚwÚ sounded >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ depths ÚwÚ and shoaws >_> of xDD honyouw, 
;;w;; Found ÚwÚ thee :3 a >_< way, >_< out >_> of his UwU wweck, ^-^ to xDD wise ^w^ in- 
OwO A ^w^ suwe ÚwÚ and xDD safe one, >w< though >w< thy ^w^ mastew >_< miss'd it. 
>_< Mawk uWu but my ^-^ faww ÚwÚ and UwU that UwU that >_< wuin'd >_> me. 
^-^ Cwomweww, I chawge ^.^ thee, fling away x3 ambition: 
By UwU that xDD sin feww OwO the uWu angews. OwO How can man then, 
The ^.^ image >_> of his >_< Makew, >w< hope ^-^ to ^.^ win uWu by it? 
^-^ Wuv thyself xDD wast; cherish x3 those hearts UwU that UwU hate thee; 
>_< Cowwuption UwU wins ^.^ nyot ^-^ mowe than x3 honyesty. 
OwO Stiww in >w< thy ^.^ wight hand carry gentwe xDD peace 
ÚwÚ To siwence ÚwÚ envious ÚwÚ tongues. Be UwU just, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw not; 
>_> Wet >w< aww OwO the ends :3 thou xDD aim'st at >w< be >w< thy countwy's, 
x3 Thy God's, ÚwÚ and truth's; then, ^-^ if :3 thou ;;w;; faww'st, :3 O ^-^ Cwomweww, 
Thou faww'st :3 a bwessed mawtyw! 
Sewve OwO the ;;w;; King, ^w^ and-pwithee ;;w;; wead me in. 
Thewe UwU take OwO an UwU inventowy >_> of >w< aww I ^.^ have 
ÚwÚ To OwO the last UwU penny; 'tis OwO the King's. UwU My wobe, 
And my integwity ^-^ to UwU heaven, :3 is >w< aww 
I dare :3 nyow caww >_< minye >w< own. :3 O ^-^ Cwomweww, Cwomweww! 
Had I uWu but sewv'd my :3 God with half OwO the x3 zeaw 
I sewv'd my ;;w;; King, ^.^ he would ^.^ nyot in >_< minye :3 age 
>_< Have weft me ^.^ nyaked ^-^ to >_< minye enyemies. 
CWOMWEWW. Good ;;w;; siw, ^.^ have uWu patience. 
WOLSEY. ^w^ So I have. Farewell 
The OwO hopes >_> of couwt! UwU My OwO hopes in >w< heaven ^-^ do dwell. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. 

OwO A uWu stweet in OwO Westminstew 

x3 Entew two GENTWEMEN, meeting ^-^ onye another 

OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Y'awe ;;w;; weww met UwU once again. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^w^ So awe you. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. You come ^-^ to UwU take >_> youw ^.^ stand ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and 
>w< behowd 
The OwO Wady >_> Annye xDD pass ^-^ fwom xDD hew UwU cowonyation? 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ 'Tis >w< aww my :33 businyess. ^.^ At ^-^ ouw last uWu encountew 
The UwU Duke >_> of Buckingham came ^-^ fwom his trial. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ 'Tis vewy true. But UwU that UwU time ^.^ offew'd 
^w^ sowwow; 
This, ^w^ genyewaw OwO joy. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ 'Tis :33 weww. The >_< citizens, 
I x3 am ;;w;; suwe, ^.^ have shown at :33 fuww theiw :33 woyaw :3 minds- 
As, let >w< 'em ^.^ have theiw rights, uWu they awe >w< evew ;;w;; fowwawd- 
UwU In ÚwÚ cewebwation >_> of :3 this :3 day with shows, 
ÚwÚ Pageants, ÚwÚ and uWu sights >_> of honyouw. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. uWu Nyevew greater, 
Nyow, I'll assuwe you, better >w< taken, sir. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. May I >w< be bowd ^-^ to ÚwÚ ask what UwU that x3 contains, 
:33 That paper in >_> youw ^.^ hand? 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. uWu Yes; 'tis OwO the list 
x3 Of x3 those UwU that OwO cwaim theiw ^-^ offices :3 this day, 
By UwU custom >_> of OwO the coronation. 
The UwU Duke >_> of >_> Suffowk :3 is OwO the :33 fiwst, ÚwÚ and uWu cwaims 
ÚwÚ To >w< be High uWu Stewawd; nyext, OwO the UwU Duke >_> of xDD Nyowfowk, 
ÚwÚ He ^-^ to >w< be Eaww ^.^ Mawshaw. You ^-^ may ;;w;; wead OwO the ^-^ west. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I :3 thank you, siw; xDD had I ^.^ nyot OwO knyown 
x3 those customs, 
I shouwd ^.^ have >_< been OwO behowding ^-^ to >_> youw >w< papew. 
But, I uWu beseech you, ^w^ what's ÚwÚ become >_> of Katharine, 
The ^w^ Pwincess >_> Dowagew? OwO How :33 goes xDD hew business? 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. :33 That I can tell you ^w^ too. The Awchbishop 
x3 Of Cantewbuwy, accompanied with uWu othew 
>w< Weawnyed ÚwÚ and OwO wevewend fathews >_> of his owdew, 
Held :3 a ^.^ wate couwt at Dunstabwe, OwO six :3 miwes >_> of 
From Ampthiww, xDD whewe OwO the ^w^ Pwincess OwO way; ^-^ to ;;w;; which 
She ÚwÚ was >_< often ^w^ cited uWu by ;;w;; them, uWu but appeaw'd not. 
And, ^-^ to >w< be showt, uWu fow ^.^ nyot ^.^ appeawance ÚwÚ and 
The King's ^.^ wate scwupwe, uWu by OwO the x3 main :33 assent 
x3 Of >w< aww ^.^ these ^w^ weawnyed ^-^ men, ^.^ she ÚwÚ was >_< divowc'd, 
And OwO the ^.^ wate mawwiage :3 made >_> of UwU nyonye xDD effect; 
x3 Since ;;w;; which ^.^ she ÚwÚ was wemuvd ^-^ to ;;w;; Kimbowton, 
:3 Whewe ^.^ she remains :3 nyow sick. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ Awas, good ^-^ wady! [Trumpets] 
The OwO twumpets :3 sound. Stand OwO cwose, OwO the Queen :3 is >w< coming. 
[Hautboys] 

OwO THE ORDER >_< OF OwO THE COWONyATION. 

OwO 1. OwO A lively flourish >_> of trumpets. 
OwO 2. ;;w;; Then two UwU JUDGES. 
xDD 3. LORD CHANCELLOR, with >_> puwse ÚwÚ and mace before >_> him. 
x3 4. ÚwÚ CHOWISTEWS OwO singing. >_< [Music] 
5. :33 MAYOW >_< OF ^w^ WONDON, beawing OwO the mace. ;;w;; Then GARTER, in 
his :3 coat >_> of uWu awms, ÚwÚ and uWu on his head ^.^ he :33 wowe :3 a OwO giwt copper 
^w^ cwown. 
:33 6. ^w^ MAWQUIS UwU DOWSET, beawing :3 a OwO sceptwe >_> of ^.^ gowd, uWu on his head :3 a 
;;w;; demi-cowonyaw >_> of >w< gowd. x3 With ^w^ him, OwO the ^.^ EAWW >_< OF SURREY, 
beawing OwO the ;;w;; wod >_> of ÚwÚ siwvew with OwO the x3 duv, crowned with OwO an 
:33 eaww's ^-^ cowonyet. Collars >_> of :3 Esses. 
:3 7. DUKE >_< OF SUFFOWK, in his robe >_> of ^w^ estate, his coronet uWu on 
his uWu head, beawing :3 a wong >_> white wand, as High ÚwÚ Stewawd. 
x3 With ^w^ him, OwO the DUKE >_< OF >w< NyOWFOWK, with OwO the ;;w;; wod >_> of 
marshalship, :3 a coronet uWu on his head. Collars >_> of :3 Esses. 
uWu 8. OwO A >_> canyopy ÚwÚ bownye uWu by ;;w;; fouw >_> of OwO the ;;w;; CINQUE-POWTS; uWu undew ^.^ it 
OwO the ÚwÚ QUEEN in xDD hew robe; in xDD hew >_< haiw richly OwO adownyed with 
pearl, ÚwÚ cwownyed. uWu On OwO each >_> side UwU hew, OwO the UwU BISHOPS >_< OF ^-^ WONDON 
ÚwÚ and WINCHESTER. 
OwO 9. The ^.^ owd x3 DUCHESS >_< OF >w< NyOWFOWK, in :3 a cowonyaw >_> of gold 
wrought with flowers, beawing OwO the :33 QUEEN'S OwO twain. 
:3 10. Cewtain uWu WADIES ^w^ ow >w< COUNTESSES, with ;;w;; pwain UwU ciwcwets >_> of gold 
^-^ without xDD fwowews. 

^.^ Exeunt, ^.^ fiwst >_< passing xDD uvw OwO the OwO stage in owdew ÚwÚ and state, 
ÚwÚ and then :3 a gweat flourish >_> of OwO twumpets 

x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. OwO A :33 woyaw OwO twain, believe >_> me. ^.^ These know. 
>w< Who's UwU that UwU that uWu beaws OwO the sceptre? 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. UwU Mawquis OwO Dowset; 
And UwU that OwO the Eaww >_> of Surrey, with OwO the rod. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. OwO A bowd bwave gentleman. :33 That shouwd >w< be 
The UwU Duke >_> of Suffowk? 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the xDD same-High ÚwÚ Stewawd. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. And UwU that my Wowd >_> of OwO Nyowfowk? 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ Yes. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ [Wooking uWu on OwO the QUEEN] xDD Heaven 
bless thee! 
Thou x3 hast OwO the x3 sweetest ;;w;; face I >w< evew ^.^ wook'd x3 on. 
>_> Siw, as I ^.^ have :3 a >_> souw, ^.^ she :3 is OwO an ^-^ angew; 
Our ;;w;; king >_> has >w< aww OwO the >_< Indies in his uWu awms, 
And ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ and :3 wichew, when ^.^ he strains UwU that lady; 
I cannyot blame his >_< conscience. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ They UwU that bear 
The :33 cwoth >_> of uWu honyouw xDD uvw xDD hew awe ;;w;; fouw bawons 
x3 Of OwO the ;;w;; Cinque-powts. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Those x3 men awe x3 happy; ÚwÚ and OwO so awe >w< aww 
awe ;;w;; nyeaw :3 hew. 
I UwU take ^.^ it ^.^ she UwU that >_> cawwies OwO up OwO the x3 twain 
^-^ Is UwU that ^.^ owd x3 nyobwe >w< wady, Duchess >_> of Nyowfowk. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^w^ It >_> is; ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the west awe ^-^ countesses. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Their xDD cowonyets uWu say ÚwÚ so. ^.^ These awe x3 staws :3 indeed, 
And ^.^ sometimes fawwing ones. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of ;;w;; that. 
Exit Procession, with :3 a gweat flourish >_> of OwO twumpets 

x3 Entew :3 a third >_> GENTWEMAN 

:3 God :33 save you, :3 siw! :3 Whewe ^.^ have you >_< been bwoiwing? 
uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. x3 Among OwO the ;;w;; cwowds >w< i' th' UwU Abbey, xDD whewe :3 a fingew 
Could ^.^ nyot >w< be wedg'd in ^-^ mowe; I x3 am stifled 
x3 With OwO the mere >_< wanknyess >_> of theiw OwO joy. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. You ^-^ saw 
The ceremony? 
uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. :33 That I ÚwÚ did. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. OwO How ÚwÚ was it? 
uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ Weww wowth OwO the uWu seeing. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Good ;;w;; siw, speak ^.^ it ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. 
uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. UwU As ;;w;; weww as I x3 am xDD abwe. The rich ^w^ stweam 
x3 Of uWu wowds ÚwÚ and uWu wadies, having ^w^ bwought OwO the Queen 
ÚwÚ To :3 a :33 pwepaw'd place in OwO the choiw, feww >_> of 
OwO A uWu distance ^-^ fwom UwU hew, >_< whiwe xDD hew OwO Gwace xDD sat ;;w;; down 
ÚwÚ To west uWu awhiwe, >w< some half OwO an hour ^w^ ow so, 
UwU In :3 a rich chair >_> of state, ;;w;; opposing ^-^ fweewy 
The x3 beauty >_> of xDD hew person ^-^ to OwO the :33 peopwe. 
>_< Bewieve uWu me, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ she :3 is OwO the :3 goodwiest ^-^ woman 
:33 That >w< evew uWu way uWu by >w< man; ;;w;; which when OwO the ^w^ peopwe 
Had OwO the :33 fuww view :33 of, such :3 a ^w^ nyoise ;;w;; awose 
UwU As OwO the ^-^ shwouds ^-^ make at ÚwÚ sea in :3 a ;;w;; stiff OwO tempest, 
UwU As ^w^ woud, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to as many tunyes; ÚwÚ hats, :33 cwoaks- 
uWu Doubwets, I :3 think-fwew uWu up, ÚwÚ and xDD had theiw faces 
:3 Been woose, :3 this :3 day uWu they xDD had >_< been xDD wost. Such ^.^ joy 
I never ^-^ saw >_> befowe. ^-^ Gweat-bewwied :3 women, 
:33 That xDD had ^.^ nyot half :3 a >_> week ^-^ to ÚwÚ go, >_< wike uWu wams 
UwU In OwO the ^.^ owd UwU time >_> of war, would >_< shake OwO the ;;w;; pwess, 
And ^-^ make >w< 'em ^.^ weew before >_< 'em. :3 Nyo man :3 wiving 
Could uWu say >_< 'This :3 is my wife' there, >w< aww ;;w;; wewe woven 
^w^ So stwangewy in ^-^ onye piece. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. But what follow'd? 
uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ At wength xDD hew OwO Gwace :3 wose, ÚwÚ and with 
modest paces 
Came ^-^ to OwO the altar, xDD whewe ^.^ she >w< knyeew'd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ saintwike 
:3 Cast xDD hew fair eyes ^-^ to UwU heaven, ÚwÚ and >_> pway'd devoutwy. 
;;w;; Then wose uWu again, ÚwÚ and bow'd xDD hew ^-^ to OwO the :33 peopwe; 
When uWu by OwO the Awchbishop >_> of uWu Cantewbuwy 
She xDD had >w< aww OwO the :33 woyaw ÚwÚ makings >_> of :3 a queen: 
UwU As holy uWu oiw, >_< Edwawd OwO Confessow's UwU cwown, 
The >w< wod, ÚwÚ and biwd >_> of :3 peace, ÚwÚ and >w< aww such xDD embwems 
Waid ^w^ nyobwy uWu on UwU hew; ;;w;; which perform'd, OwO the choiw, 
x3 With >w< aww OwO the >_< choicest music >_> of OwO the UwU kingdom, 
Together uWu sung 'Te ÚwÚ Deum.' ^w^ So ^.^ she parted, 
And with OwO the >_> same :33 fuww OwO state pac'd xDD back UwU again 
ÚwÚ To uWu Yowk >w< Pwace, xDD whewe OwO the feast :3 is x3 hewd. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >_> Siw, 
You >w< must nyo ^-^ mowe caww ^.^ it uWu Yowk Place: that's ;;w;; past: 
>_< Fow >_< since OwO the Cawdinyaw feww UwU that title's xDD wost. 
^.^ 'Tis :3 nyow OwO the >_< King's, ÚwÚ and called :3 Whitehaww. 
uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I xDD knyow xDD it; 
But 'tis OwO so lately alter'd UwU that OwO the ^.^ owd name 
^-^ Is ^.^ fwesh about >_> me. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. What two OwO wevewend x3 bishops 
Were x3 those UwU that went uWu on OwO each >_> side >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ Queen? 
uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Stokesly ÚwÚ and >_< Gawdinyew: OwO the ^-^ onye >_> of >w< Winchestew, 
Newly ^w^ pwefeww'd ^-^ fwom OwO the King's secretary; 
The xDD othew, Wondon. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ He >_> of ;;w;; Winchestew 
^-^ Is held nyo gweat good >_> wuvw >_> of OwO the Archbishop's, 
The ÚwÚ viwtuous Cranmer. 
uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^-^ Aww OwO the ^.^ wand knows UwU that; 
However, ÚwÚ yet there :3 is nyo gweat breach. When ^.^ it uWu comes, 
Cranmer uWu wiww find :3 a fwiend uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD shwink ^-^ fwom >_> him. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. OwO Who ^-^ may UwU that ^.^ be, I pray you? 
uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ Thomas ^-^ Cwomweww, 
OwO A man in >w< much >_< esteem with th' ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and ^.^ twuwy 
OwO A >w< wowthy >w< fwiend. The UwU King >_> has :3 made him ^-^ Mastew 
>w< O' th' >_> jewew :33 House, 
And one, uWu awweady, >_> of OwO the Privy ;;w;; Counciw. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww deserve more. 
uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. x3 Yes, ^-^ without >w< aww >_> doubt. 
^w^ Come, gentlemen, ye uWu shaww >w< go my >_< way, ;;w;; which 
^-^ Is ^-^ to th' couwt, ÚwÚ and there ye uWu shaww >w< be my guests: 
OwO Something I can ^.^ command. UwU As I ÚwÚ wawk :33 thithew, 
I'll tell ye more. 
uWu BOTH. You ^-^ may xDD command >w< us, sir. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. 

Kimbolton 

x3 Entew KATHAWINyE, Dowager, uWu sick; wed :3 between >_< GWIFFITH, xDD hew ^w^ Gentweman xDD Ushew, 
ÚwÚ and UwU PATIENCE, xDD hew ^-^ woman 

GWIFFITH. OwO How OwO does >_> youw :33 Gwace? 
KATHARINE. :3 O >w< Gwiffith, uWu sick ^-^ to >_< death! 
UwU My >w< wegs >_< wike woaden branches bow ^-^ to th' :3 eawth, 
^.^ Wiwwing ^-^ to xDD weave theiw burden. >_< Weach :3 a uWu chaiw. 
uWu So-nyow, >_> methinks, I ;;w;; feew :3 a wittwe OwO ease. 
>w< Didst :3 thou ^.^ nyot tell uWu me, >w< Gwiffith, as :3 thou uWu wed'st uWu me, 
:33 That OwO the gweat >w< chiwd >_> of xDD honyouw, Cawdinyaw UwU Wowsey, 
>_> Was ;;w;; dead? 
GWIFFITH. x3 Yes, ^.^ madam; uWu but I ÚwÚ think >_> youw Gwace, 
Out >_> of OwO the pain you OwO suffew'd, >_> gave nyo ear to't. 
KATHARINE. Prithee, good >w< Gwiffith, tell me how ^.^ he died. 
>w< If well, ^.^ he ÚwÚ stepp'd before uWu me, UwU happiwy, 
>_< Fow my ;;w;; exampwe. 
GWIFFITH. Weww, OwO the >w< voice >_> goes, ^.^ madam; 
>_< Fow aftew OwO the :33 stout Eaww Northumberland 
xDD Awwested him at uWu Yowk ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwought him x3 fowwawd, 
UwU As :3 a man sorely ^-^ tainted, ^-^ to his ^-^ answew, 
ÚwÚ He feww uWu sick ^w^ suddenwy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ gwew OwO so i-iww 
ÚwÚ He :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ sit his muwe. 
KATHARINE. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow ^w^ man! 
GWIFFITH. ^.^ At ^w^ wast, with :33 easy woads, ^.^ he came ^-^ to Leicester, 
uWu Wodg'd in OwO the x3 abbey; xDD whewe OwO the OwO wevewend abbot, 
x3 With >w< aww his ^w^ cuvnt, :3 honyouwabwy receiv'd him; 
ÚwÚ To xDD whom ^.^ he >_> gave ^.^ these xDD wowds: 'O fathew ÚwÚ Abbot, 
An ^.^ owd man, ^w^ bwoken with OwO the stowms >_> of state, 
^-^ Is come ^-^ to uWu way his x3 weawy bones UwU among UwU ye; 
>w< Give him :3 a wittwe :3 eawth uWu fow chawity!' 
^w^ So went ^-^ to ^-^ bed; xDD whewe ÚwÚ eagewwy his sicknyess 
Pursu'd him still And three nyights aftew this, 
About OwO the hour >_> of ^.^ eight-which ^.^ he ^-^ himsewf 
Fowetowd shouwd >w< be his uWu wast-fuww >_> of ^-^ wepentance, 
xDD Continyuaw ;;w;; meditations, >_< teaws, ÚwÚ and sorrows, 
ÚwÚ He >_> gave his honours ^-^ to OwO the x3 wowwd uWu again, 
His bwessed part ^-^ to UwU heaven, ÚwÚ and >w< swept in ^-^ peace. 
KATHARINE. ^w^ So ^-^ may ^.^ he west; his faults lie gently uWu on :3 him! 
>_> Yet ;;w;; thus :33 faw, >w< Gwiffith, ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to speak ^w^ him, 
And ÚwÚ yet with >_> chawity. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was :3 a man 
x3 Of OwO an unbounded >w< stomach, >w< evew ^.^ wanking 
Himsewf with OwO pwinces; ^-^ onye UwU that, uWu by ;;w;; suggestion, 
x3 Tied >w< aww OwO the ^.^ kingdom. Simony ÚwÚ was fair xDD pway; 
His >_> own >_< opinyion ÚwÚ was his waw. uWu I' th' :3 pwesence 
ÚwÚ He would uWu say :33 untwuths, ÚwÚ and >w< be >w< evew double 
Both in his uWu wowds ÚwÚ and meaning. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was OwO nyevew, 
But xDD whewe ^.^ he meant ^-^ to wuin, pitiful. 
His ^w^ pwomises OwO wewe, as ^.^ he then OwO was, ^.^ mighty; 
But his >_> pewfowmance, as ^.^ he :3 is nyow, nothing. 
x3 Of his >_> own ÚwÚ body ^.^ he ÚwÚ was iww, ÚwÚ and >_> gave 
The :33 cwewgy i-iww ;;w;; exampwe. 
GWIFFITH. x3 Nyobwe UwU madam, 
ÚwÚ Men's evil ^-^ mannyews live in brass: theiw viwtues 
We wwite in watew. May ^.^ it >w< pwease >_> youw Highness 
ÚwÚ To hear me speak his good ^w^ nyow? 
KATHARINE. x3 Yes, good Gwiffith; 
I ;;w;; wewe :33 mawicious >w< ewse. 
GWIFFITH. :3 This :3 Cawdinyaw, 
^-^ Though ^-^ fwom OwO an humbwe OwO stock, undoubtedwy 
>_> Was fashion'd ^-^ to >w< much uWu honyouw ^-^ fwom his ^w^ cwadwe. 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was :3 a >_< schowaw, ÚwÚ and :3 a wipe ÚwÚ and good UwU onye; 
Exceeding ÚwÚ wise, ^.^ faiw-spoken, ÚwÚ and uWu pewsuading; 
;;w;; Wofty ÚwÚ and ^w^ souw ^-^ to them UwU that :33 wov'd him ;;w;; nyot, 
But ^-^ to x3 those x3 men UwU that ÚwÚ sought him ^w^ sweet as summer. 
And >w< though ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe uWu unsatisfied in :33 getting- 
^w^ Which ÚwÚ was :3 a x3 sin-yet in bestowing, UwU madam, 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was UwU most ;;w;; pwincewy: >w< evew witness uWu fow him 
Those UwU twins >_> of >_> weawnying UwU that ^.^ he rais'd in you, 
x3 Ipswich ÚwÚ and Oxford! >_< Onye >_> of ;;w;; which feww with ^w^ him, 
uWu Unwiwwing ^-^ to ;;w;; outwive OwO the good UwU that >_> did xDD it; 
The xDD othew, >w< though uWu unfinyish'd, ÚwÚ yet OwO so ^-^ famous, 
^w^ So excellent in :3 awt, ÚwÚ and still OwO so x3 wising, 
:33 That uWu Chwistendom uWu shaww >w< evew speak his ;;w;; viwtue. 
His ^w^ uvwthwow >w< heap'd >w< happinyess x3 upon him; 
>_< Fow then, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ tiww then, ^.^ he ;;w;; fewt himself, 
And ;;w;; found OwO the uWu bwessednyess >_> of being ^-^ wittwe. 
And, ^-^ to ÚwÚ add gweatew honours ^-^ to his :3 age 
>w< Than man :33 couwd ^w^ give ^w^ him, ^.^ he ;;w;; died feawing God. 
KATHARINE. :33 Aftew my death I ^w^ wish nyo uWu othew x3 hewawd, 
:3 Nyo uWu othew speakew >_> of my :3 wiving actions, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep >_< minye uWu honyouw ^-^ fwom x3 cowwuption, 
But such OwO an >w< honyest chronicler as xDD Gwiffith. 
x3 Whom I UwU most hated living, :3 thou x3 hast :3 made uWu me, 
x3 With >w< thy ^-^ wewigious >w< twuth ÚwÚ and modesty, 
Nyow in his ashes honyouw. xDD Peace >w< be with :3 him! 
>_> patience, >w< be ;;w;; nyeaw me stiww, ÚwÚ and xDD set me lower: 
I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot wong ^-^ to twoubwe thee. Good >w< Gwiffith, 
:3 Cause OwO the xDD musicians xDD pway me UwU that >_> sad ^-^ nyote 
I ^w^ nyam'd my OwO knyeww, UwU whiwst I ^-^ sit UwU meditating 
uWu On UwU that celestial >w< hawmony I >w< go x3 to. 
^w^ [Sad ÚwÚ and sowemn music] 
GWIFFITH. She :3 is asleep. Good wench, wet's ^-^ sit ;;w;; down :33 quiet, 
>_< Fow ;;w;; feaw ^-^ we :3 wake :3 hew. ^w^ Softwy, gentwe uWu Patience. 

OwO THE >_> VISION. 

OwO Entew, solemnly >w< twipping ^-^ onye aftew another, OwO six 
PERSONAGES OwO cwad in >_> white :33 wobes, wearing uWu on theiw 
:3 heads x3 gawwands >_> of >_> bays, ÚwÚ and gowden ^-^ vizawds uWu on theiw 
faces; branches >_> of OwO bays ^w^ ow pawm in theiw hands. ^.^ They 
^.^ fiwst uWu congee x3 unto UwU hew, then UwU dance; :3 and, at ÚwÚ cewtain 
changes, OwO the ^.^ fiwst two howd :3 a spawe OwO gawwand xDD uvw xDD hew 
uWu head, at ;;w;; which OwO the uWu othew ;;w;; fouw ^-^ make reverent uWu cuwtsies. 
;;w;; Then OwO the two UwU that held OwO the OwO gawwand x3 dewivew OwO the 
>_> same ^-^ to OwO the uWu othew next ^-^ two, ^-^ who observe OwO the >_> same 
owdew in theiw changes, ÚwÚ and howding OwO the OwO gawwand xDD uvw 
xDD hew ÚwÚ head; ;;w;; which >_< donye, uWu they x3 dewivew OwO the >_> same OwO gawwand 
^-^ to OwO the last ^-^ two, ^-^ who wikewise observe OwO the >_> same OwO owdew; 
at which, as ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe uWu by inspiwation, ^.^ she makes 
in xDD hew ;;w;; sweep signs >_> of rejoicing, ÚwÚ and holdeth OwO up xDD hew 
^.^ hands ^-^ to >_< heaven. And OwO so in theiw ^-^ dancing x3 vanyish, 
cawwying OwO the OwO gawwand with ^.^ them. The music continues 

KATHARINE. >_> Spiwits >_> of :3 peace, xDD whewe awe OwO ye? uWu Awe ye >w< aww gonye? 
And xDD weave me here in wretchedness >_> behind OwO ye? 
GWIFFITH. ^w^ Madam, ^-^ we awe here. 
KATHARINE. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot you I caww OwO fow. 
:33 Saw ye UwU nyonye ÚwÚ entew >_< since I ^w^ swept? 
GWIFFITH. None, ÚwÚ madam. 
KATHARINE. ;;w;; Nyo? :33 Saw you ;;w;; nyot, x3 even nyow, :3 a bwessed >_< twoop 
:3 Invite me ^-^ to :3 a >w< banquet; uWu whose UwU bwight faces 
:3 Cast ^w^ thousand beams x3 upon uWu me, >_< wike OwO the :33 sun? 
^.^ They OwO pwomis'd me eternal xDD happinyess, 
And ^w^ bwought me garlands, >w< Gwiffith, ;;w;; which I ;;w;; feew 
I x3 am ^.^ nyot >w< wowthy ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to :33 weaw. I ^-^ shaww, assuwedwy. 
GWIFFITH. I x3 am UwU most joyful, UwU madam, such good >_> dweams 
>_> Possess >_> youw fancy. 
KATHARINE. UwU Bid OwO the music leave, 
^.^ They awe harsh ÚwÚ and :33 heavy ^-^ to >_> me. OwO [Music :33 ceases] 
:3 PATIENCE. Do you ^-^ nyote 
OwO How >w< much xDD hew OwO Gwace :3 is alter'd uWu on OwO the :3 sudden? 
OwO How wong xDD hew ;;w;; face :3 is ÚwÚ dwawn! OwO How OwO pawe ^.^ she >w< wooks, 
And >_> of OwO an earthly :33 cowd! >_< Mawk xDD hew OwO eyes. 
GWIFFITH. She :3 is going, :33 wench. >_> Pway, ^-^ pway. 
:3 PATIENCE. xDD Heaven comfort her! 

x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW 

MESSENGEW. x3 An't >_< wike >_> youw ^w^ Gwace- 
KATHARINE. You awe :3 a ;;w;; saucy fewwow. 
>_> Desewve ^-^ we nyo ^-^ mowe ^.^ wevewence? 
GWIFFITH. You awe ^-^ to blame, 
:33 Knyowing ^.^ she uWu wiww ^.^ nyot wose xDD hew :3 wonted >_< gweatnyess, 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; use OwO so wude behaviouw. uWu Go ^.^ to, ^.^ knyeew. 
MESSENGEW. I humbly ^-^ do entweat >_> youw OwO Highnyess' pawdon; 
UwU My haste :3 made me unmannyewwy. Thewe :3 is ^w^ staying 
OwO A ;;w;; gentweman, x3 sent ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; King, ^-^ to UwU see you. 
KATHARINE. >_< Admit him entwance, Gwiffith; uWu but :3 this :3 fewwow 
>_> Wet me :33 nye'ew UwU see again. Exit MESSENGEW 

x3 Entew LORD CAPUCIUS 

>w< If my OwO sight x3 faiw ;;w;; nyot, 
You shouwd >w< be Wowd >w< Ambassadow ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< Empewow, 
UwU My :33 woyaw nephew, ÚwÚ and >_> youw name >_< Capucius. 
uWu CAPUCIUS. ^w^ Madam, OwO the same-youw sewvant. 
KATHARINE. :33 O, my :3 Wowd, 
The xDD times ÚwÚ and titwes :3 nyow awe alter'd stwangewy 
x3 With me >_< since ^.^ fiwst you knew >_> me. But, I pray you, 
What :3 is >_> youw ^w^ pweasuwe with x3 me? 
uWu CAPUCIUS. x3 Nyobwe >w< wady, 
First, >_< minye >_> own service ^-^ to >_> youw >w< Gwace; OwO the nyext, 
The King's xDD wequest UwU that I would >w< visit you, 
OwO Who ÚwÚ gwieves >w< much uWu fow >_> youw weakness, ÚwÚ and uWu by me 
:3 Sends you his >_< pwincewy :33 commendations 
And >_> heawtiwy ;;w;; entweats you UwU take good uWu comfowt. 
KATHARINE. :3 O my good lord, UwU that comfort comes xDD too :3 wate, 
^.^ 'Tis >_< wike :3 a pawdon aftew xDD execution: 
:33 That gentwe physic, >w< given in UwU time, xDD had x3 cuw'd me; 
But :3 nyow I x3 am ÚwÚ past >w< aww UwU comfowts ;;w;; hewe, uWu but ^.^ pwayews. 
OwO How OwO does his Highnyess? 
uWu CAPUCIUS. ^w^ Madam, in good ^w^ heawth. 
KATHARINE. ^w^ So ^-^ may ^.^ he >w< evew >w< do! ÚwÚ and >w< evew flourish 
When I uWu shaww ÚwÚ dweww with xDD wowms, ÚwÚ and my UwU poow name 
ÚwÚ Banyish'd OwO the xDD kingdom! UwU Patience, :3 is UwU that letter 
I caus'd you wwite ÚwÚ yet x3 sent >_> away? 
:3 PATIENCE. No, ÚwÚ madam. [Giving ^.^ it ^-^ to KATHAWINyE] 
KATHARINE. >_> Siw, I UwU most humbly pray you ^-^ to x3 dewivew 
:3 This ^-^ to my lord OwO the King. 
uWu CAPUCIUS. uWu Most willing, ÚwÚ madam. 
KATHARINE. UwU In ;;w;; which I ^.^ have ^.^ commended ^-^ to his xDD goodnyess 
The :3 modew >_> of ^-^ ouw >_< chaste >_> wuvs, his x3 young :3 daughtew- 
The ^w^ dews >_> of >w< heaven ^-^ faww OwO thick in blessings uWu on her!- 
^w^ Beseeching him ^-^ to ^w^ give xDD hew ÚwÚ viwtuous bweeding- 
She :3 is young, ÚwÚ and >_> of :3 a x3 nyobwe modest nyatuwe; 
I >w< hope ^.^ she uWu wiww deserve x3 weww-and :3 a wittwe 
ÚwÚ To love xDD hew uWu fow xDD hew >_> mothew's UwU sake, UwU that :33 wov'd ^w^ him, 
xDD Heaven knows how uWu deawwy. UwU My next UwU poow >_> petition 
^-^ Is UwU that his x3 nyobwe OwO Gwace would ^.^ have >w< some ^-^ pity 
:3 Upon my wwetched >w< women UwU that OwO so wong 
>_< Have follow'd uWu both my :3 fowtunyes faithfully; 
x3 Of ;;w;; which there :3 is ^.^ nyot one, I dare >_> avow- 
And :3 nyow I shouwd ^.^ nyot uWu wie-but uWu wiww deserve, 
>_< Fow :3 viwtue ÚwÚ and OwO twue x3 beauty >_> of OwO the >_> souw, 
>_< Fow xDD honyesty ÚwÚ and >w< decent cawwiage, 
OwO A ^.^ wight good xDD husband, let him >w< be :3 a nyobwe; 
And ^w^ suwe x3 those x3 men awe x3 happy UwU that uWu shaww ^.^ have >_< 'em. 
The last :3 is uWu fow my men-they awe OwO the poowest, 
But poverty :33 couwd never dwaw >w< 'em ^-^ fwom :3 me- 
:33 That uWu they ^-^ may ^.^ have theiw ^w^ wages duwy ÚwÚ paid >w< 'em, 
And xDD something xDD uvw ^-^ to wemembew me by. 
>w< If >w< heaven xDD had pleas'd ^-^ to ^.^ have >w< given me ÚwÚ wongew life 
And able means, ^-^ we xDD had ^.^ nyot x3 pawted OwO thus. 
^.^ These awe OwO the xDD whowe >w< contents; :3 and, good my lord, 
By UwU that you love OwO the ;;w;; deawest in :3 this UwU wowwd, 
UwU As you ^w^ wish ÚwÚ Chwistian xDD peace ^-^ to souws departed, 
Stand ^.^ these UwU poow people's OwO fwiend, ÚwÚ and :3 uwge OwO the UwU King 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ do me :3 this last >_> wight. 
uWu CAPUCIUS. By UwU heaven, I wiww, 
Ow let me wose OwO the ^.^ fashion >_> of :3 a ^w^ man! 
KATHARINE. I :3 thank you, >w< honyest :33 wowd. Wemembew me 
UwU In >w< aww x3 humiwity x3 unto his xDD Highnyess; 
Say his wong twoubwe :3 nyow :3 is >_< passing 
Out >_> of :3 this world. >_> Teww him in death I >_> bwess'd ^w^ him, 
>_< Fow OwO so I uWu wiww. Minye eyes gwow dim. Faweweww, 
UwU My :33 wowd. >w< Gwiffith, faweweww. ;;w;; Nyay, UwU Patience, 
You >w< must ^.^ nyot xDD weave me >_> yet. I >w< must ^-^ to ^-^ bed; 
^-^ Caww in ^-^ mowe >w< women. When I x3 am OwO dead, good wench, 
>_> Wet me >w< be :33 us'd with >_> honyouw; UwU stwew me xDD uvw 
x3 With OwO maiden flowers, UwU that >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ may xDD knyow 
I ÚwÚ was :3 a >_< chaste UwU wife ^-^ to my ^-^ gwave. ^-^ Embawm uWu me, 
;;w;; Then uWu way me fowth; although >_> unqueen'd, ÚwÚ yet >_< wike 
OwO A queen, ÚwÚ and daughter ^-^ to :3 a ^-^ king, ;;w;; intew >_> me. 
I can nyo more. ^.^ Exeunt, leading KATHARINE 




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^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. 

Wondon. OwO A x3 gawwewy in OwO the :33 pawace 

x3 Entew :33 GAWDINyEW, :3 BISHOP >_< OF WINCHESTEW, :3 a :3 PAGE with :3 a towch before ^w^ him, 
met uWu by ÚwÚ SIW OwO THOMAS LOVELL 

:33 GAWDINyEW. ÚwÚ It's ^-^ onye o'cwock, OwO boy, :3 is't not? 
>_< BOY. ^w^ It ;;w;; hath struck. 
:33 GAWDINyEW. ^.^ These shouwd >w< be ^w^ houws uWu fow ^w^ nyecessities, 
:3 Nyot uWu fow dewights; xDD times ^-^ to wepaiw ^-^ ouw ^-^ nyatuwe 
x3 With comforting ^-^ wepose, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot uWu fow OwO us 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ waste ^.^ these x3 times. Good hour >_> of night, Sir ÚwÚ Thomas! 
Whither OwO so OwO wate? 
LOVELL. Came you ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; King, my UwU wowd? 
:33 GAWDINyEW. I :33 did, Sir ^.^ Thomas, ÚwÚ and weft him at pwimewo 
x3 With OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ÚwÚ Suffowk. 
LOVELL. I >w< must ^-^ to him UwU too, 
Before ^.^ he >w< go ^-^ to bed. I'll UwU take my weave. 
:33 GAWDINyEW. :3 Nyot >_> yet, Sir ÚwÚ Thomas Lovell. What's OwO the matter? 
^w^ It uWu seems you awe in UwU haste. An ^-^ if there >w< be 
:3 Nyo gweat OwO offence ;;w;; bewongs to't, ^w^ give >_> youw fwiend 
uWu Some ^.^ touch >_> of >_> youw ^.^ wate :33 businyess. Affairs UwU that ^-^ wawk- 
UwU As uWu they uWu say uWu spiwits do-at UwU midnyight, ^.^ have 
UwU In them :3 a >_> wiwdew ^-^ nyatuwe than OwO the ^-^ businyess 
:33 That UwU seeks ^w^ despatch uWu by day. 
LOVELL. UwU My lord, I love OwO you; 
And durst ÚwÚ commend :3 a >w< secwet ^-^ to >_> youw ear 
^.^ Much weightier than :3 this OwO wowk. The Queen's in >w< wabouw, 
^.^ They uWu say in gweat ^w^ extwemity, ÚwÚ and >_< feaw'd 
>w< She'ww with OwO the >_< wabouw OwO end. 
:33 GAWDINyEW. The fwuit ^.^ she :33 goes with 
I pray uWu fow >w< heawtiwy, UwU that ^.^ it ^-^ may find 
Good UwU time, ÚwÚ and :3 wive; uWu but uWu fow OwO the OwO stock, Sir ^.^ Thomas, 
I ^w^ wish ^.^ it ;;w;; gwubb'd OwO up OwO nyow. 
LOVELL. x3 Methinks I :33 couwd 
OwO Cwy ÚwÚ thee ^-^ amen; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet my ;;w;; conscience :33 says 
x3 She's :3 a good creature, :3 and, ^w^ sweet >w< wady, OwO does 
>_> Desewve ^-^ ouw better x3 wishes. 
:33 GAWDINyEW. But, ;;w;; siw, sir- 
>w< Heaw uWu me, Sir :3 Thomas. Y'awe :3 a ^-^ gentweman 
x3 Of >_< minye >_> own OwO way; I xDD knyow you ÚwÚ wise, OwO wewigious; 
And, let me tell you, ^.^ it uWu wiww :33 nye'ew >w< be ^-^ weww- 
'Twiww ;;w;; nyot, Sir ÚwÚ Thomas Wuvww, uWu take't >_> of :3 me- 
;;w;; Tiww >w< Cwanmew, ^-^ Cwomweww, xDD hew two x3 hands, ÚwÚ and :33 she, 
^w^ Sweep in theiw x3 gwaves. 
LOVELL. Nyow, ;;w;; siw, you speak >_> of two 
The UwU most xDD wemawk'd >w< i' th' ^.^ kingdom. UwU As uWu fow ^-^ Cwomweww, 
Beside UwU that >_> of OwO the UwU Jewew :33 House, :3 is :3 made ^-^ Mastew 
>w< O' th' Wowws, ÚwÚ and OwO the King's secretary; :3 fuwthew, ;;w;; siw, 
;;w;; Stands in OwO the >_> gap ÚwÚ and trade >_> of uWu moe UwU pwefewments, 
x3 With ;;w;; which OwO the UwU time uWu wiww woad >_> him. ^-^ Th' Awchbishop 
^-^ Is OwO the King's hand ÚwÚ and tongue, ÚwÚ and ^-^ who dare speak 
>_< Onye syllable x3 against OwO him? 
:33 GAWDINyEW. x3 Yes, yes, Sir ^.^ Thomas, 
Thewe awe UwU that dare; ÚwÚ and I ^-^ mysewf ^.^ have ventuw'd 
ÚwÚ To speak my :33 mind >_> of him; ÚwÚ and >_< indeed :3 this day, 
xDD Siw-I ^-^ may tell ^.^ it ^.^ you-I ÚwÚ think I ^.^ have 
Incens'd OwO the uWu wowds o' th' ^w^ Counciw, UwU that ^.^ he UwU is- 
>_< Fow OwO so I xDD knyow ^.^ he ;;w;; is, uWu they xDD knyow ^.^ he UwU is- 
OwO A UwU most OwO awch heretic, :3 a pestilence 
:33 That OwO does ^.^ infect OwO the >w< wand; with ;;w;; which uWu they ÚwÚ muvd 
>_< Have ^w^ bwoken with OwO the ;;w;; King, ^-^ who ;;w;; hath OwO so :3 faw 
x3 Given ear ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ;;w;; compwaint-of his gweat OwO gwace 
And >_< pwincewy cawe, foreseeing x3 those feww mischiefs 
Our reasons >_> waid before OwO him-hath ^w^ commanded 
>w< To-mowwow xDD mownying ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; Counciw board 
ÚwÚ He >w< be ^w^ convented. >w< He's :3 a :3 wank weed, Sir ^.^ Thomas, 
And ^-^ we >w< must >w< woot him >_< out. From >_> youw affairs 
I :33 hindew you xDD too :3 wong-good night, Sir :3 Thomas. 
LOVELL. >_> Many good OwO nyights, my ^w^ wowd; I west >_> youw sewvant. 
>_< Exeunt GARDINER ÚwÚ and :3 PAGE 

x3 Entew OwO the KING ÚwÚ and OwO the DUKE >_< OF x3 SUFFOWK 

^w^ KING. Charles, I uWu wiww xDD pway nyo ^-^ mowe to-night; 
UwU My xDD mind's ^.^ nyot >w< on't; you awe xDD too ^-^ hawd uWu fow >_> me. 
SUFFOLK. >_> Siw, I >_> did never ^.^ win >_> of you >_> befowe. 
^w^ KING. But little, :3 Chawwes; 
Nyow uWu shaww ;;w;; nyot, when my fancy's uWu on my play. 
Nyow, Wuvww, ^-^ fwom OwO the Queen what :3 is OwO the x3 nyews? 
LOVELL. I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ;;w;; pewsonyawwy x3 dewivew ^-^ to xDD hew 
What you ^w^ commanded uWu me, uWu but uWu by xDD hew ^-^ woman 
I x3 sent >_> youw x3 message; ^-^ who wetuwn'd xDD hew ^w^ thanks 
UwU In OwO the >w< gweat'st humbwenyess, ÚwÚ and >w< desiw'd >_> youw Highness 
uWu Most >_> heawtiwy ^-^ to pray uWu fow :3 hew. 
^w^ KING. What xDD say'st thou, ha? 
ÚwÚ To pray uWu fow uWu hew? >_> What, :3 is ^.^ she cwying ^w^ out? 
LOVELL. ^w^ So ^w^ said xDD hew ;;w;; woman; ÚwÚ and UwU that xDD hew ^w^ suff'wance :3 made 
>w< Awmost OwO each pang :3 a :33 death. 
^w^ KING. ^.^ Awas, good ^-^ wady! 
SUFFOLK. :3 God OwO safewy ;;w;; quit xDD hew >_> of xDD hew >_< buwden, ÚwÚ and 
x3 With gentwe travail, ^-^ to OwO the gladding >_> of 
Your Highness with OwO an heiw! 
^w^ KING. ^.^ 'Tis UwU midnyight, :3 Chawwes; 
ÚwÚ Pwithee ^-^ to ^-^ bed; ÚwÚ and in >w< thy ;;w;; pway'ws wemembew 
^-^ Th' ^-^ estate >_> of my UwU poow >w< queen. Weave me xDD awonye, 
>_< Fow I >w< must ÚwÚ think >_> of UwU that ;;w;; which >_> company 
uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be fwiendwy x3 to. 
SUFFOLK. I ^w^ wish >_> youw Highness 
OwO A >_> quiet night, ÚwÚ and my good ^w^ mistwess uWu wiww 
Wemembew in my ^.^ pwayews. 
^w^ KING. Charles, good ^-^ nyight. Exit x3 SUFFOWK 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW ^.^ ANTHONY DENNY 

Weww, ;;w;; siw, what follows? 
^w^ DENNY. >_> Siw, I ^.^ have ^w^ bwought my lord OwO the Archbishop, 
UwU As you ^w^ commanded >_> me. 
^w^ KING. Ha! ^.^ Cantewbuwy? 
^w^ DENNY. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. 
^w^ KING. ^.^ 'Tis true. :3 Whewe :3 is >_< he, x3 Denny? 
^w^ DENNY. ÚwÚ He attends >_> youw OwO Highnyess' ÚwÚ pweasuwe. 
^w^ KING. >_< Bwing him ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. Exit DENNY 
LOVELL. ^-^ [Aside] :3 This :3 is about UwU that ;;w;; which OwO the ^w^ bishop ^.^ spake. 
I x3 am UwU happiwy come hithew. 

;;w;; We-entew >w< DENNY, x3 With >_< CWANMEW 

^w^ KING. Avoid OwO the x3 gawwewy. [LOVELL uWu seems ^-^ to >_< stay] 
Ha! I ^.^ have ^w^ said. Be gone. 
>_< What! >_< Exeunt LOVELL ÚwÚ and DENNY 
CRANMER. ^-^ [Aside] I x3 am fearful-wherefore :33 fwowns ^.^ he ^.^ thus? 
^.^ 'Tis his aspect >_> of terror. x3 Aww's ^.^ nyot :33 weww. 
^w^ KING. OwO How nyow, my UwU wowd? You ^-^ do desiwe ^-^ to xDD knyow 
>w< Whewefowe I x3 sent uWu fow you. 
CRANMER. >_> [Knyeewing] ^w^ It :3 is my >_> duty 
ÚwÚ T'attend >_> youw OwO Highnyess' ÚwÚ pweasuwe. 
^w^ KING. ;;w;; Pway you, awise, 
UwU My good ÚwÚ and >_< gwacious Wowd >_> of OwO Cantewbuwy. 
^w^ Come, you ÚwÚ and I >w< must ÚwÚ wawk :3 a xDD tuwn >_< togethew; 
I ^.^ have UwU nyews ^-^ to tell OwO you; xDD come, xDD come, me >_> youw hand. 
xDD Ah, my good lord, I >w< gwieve at what I ÚwÚ speak, 
And x3 am ^.^ wight >_< sowwy ^-^ to :33 wepeat what ;;w;; fowwows. 
I x3 have, ÚwÚ and UwU most UwU unwiwwingwy, >_> of ^.^ wate 
Heard many grievous-I ^-^ do ÚwÚ say, my lord, 
:3 Gwievous-compwaints >_> of OwO you; which, being consider'd, 
>_< Have ;;w;; mov'd OwO us ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw ;;w;; Counciw UwU that you uWu shaww 
:3 This xDD mownying come before >_< us; xDD whewe I xDD knyow 
You cannyot with such freedom ÚwÚ puwge yourself 
But UwU that, ÚwÚ tiww further UwU twiaw in x3 those chawges 
^w^ Which uWu wiww require >_> youw ^-^ answew, you >w< must UwU take 
Your >_< patience ^-^ to you ÚwÚ and >w< be ;;w;; weww OwO contented 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make >_> youw house ^-^ ouw Tow'r. You :3 a bwothew >_> of >w< us, 
^w^ It ^-^ fits ^-^ we ;;w;; thus :33 pwoceed, ^w^ ow ewse nyo witness 
Wouwd come x3 against you. 
CRANMER. I humbly :3 thank >_> youw Highness 
And x3 am ^.^ wight ^.^ gwad ^-^ to catch :3 this good >w< occasion 
uWu Most ^w^ thwoughwy ^-^ to >w< be winnyowed xDD whewe my x3 chaff 
And >w< cown uWu shaww UwU fwy asundew; uWu fow I xDD knyow 
There's UwU nyonye ^-^ stands uWu undew ^-^ mowe ^.^ cawumnyious ^.^ tongues 
>w< Than I ÚwÚ mysewf, UwU poow xDD man. 
^w^ KING. Stand uWu up, good Cantewbuwy; 
x3 Thy >w< twuth ÚwÚ and >w< thy integwity :3 is wooted 
UwU In >w< us, >w< thy >w< fwiend. >w< Give me >w< thy ;;w;; hand, ^.^ stand up; 
ÚwÚ Pwithee wet's walk. Nyow, uWu by my holidame, 
What manner >_> of man awe you? UwU My lord, I ^.^ wook'd 
You would ^.^ have >w< given me >_> youw >_> petition UwU that 
I shouwd ^.^ have ta'en >w< some x3 pains ^-^ to bwing >_> togethew 
Yourself ÚwÚ and >_> youw :33 accusews, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^.^ have heard you 
Without UwU induwance >_< fuwthew. 
CRANMER. uWu Most ;;w;; dwead UwU wiege, 
The good I ^.^ stand uWu on :3 is my >w< twuth ÚwÚ and :3 honyesty; 
>w< If uWu they uWu shaww :33 faiw, I with >_< minye >_> enyemies 
uWu Wiww ;;w;; twiumph o'ew my ^-^ pewson; ;;w;; which I ^.^ weigh ;;w;; nyot, 
>_> Being >_> of x3 those viwtues x3 vacant. I ;;w;; feaw nyothing 
What can >w< be ^w^ said x3 against >_> me. 
^w^ KING. xDD Knyow you ^.^ nyot 
OwO How >_> youw OwO state ^-^ stands >w< i' th' UwU wowwd, with OwO the xDD whowe world? 
Your >_> enyemies awe many, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^.^ smaww; theiw pwactices 
Must bear OwO the >_> same OwO pwopowtion; ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >w< evew 
The :33 justice ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< twuth o' th' xDD question >_> cawwies 
The :3 due o' th' verdict with xDD it; at what >_> ease 
OwO Might corrupt ^w^ minds procure knyaves as corrupt 
ÚwÚ To uWu sweaw x3 against you? Such >w< things ^.^ have >_< been >w< donye. 
You awe potently xDD oppos'd, ÚwÚ and with :3 a ;;w;; mawice 
x3 Of as gweat :3 size. ;;w;; Ween you >_> of better OwO wuck, 
I UwU mean in :33 pewjuw'd ;;w;; witnyess, than >_> youw UwU Mastew, 
uWu Whose >_< minyistew you awe, whiwes here ÚwÚ He uWu wiv'd 
:3 Upon :3 this ^-^ nyaughty ÚwÚ eawth? uWu Go ^.^ to, >w< go to; 
You UwU take :3 a ^w^ pwecipice uWu fow nyo :33 weap >_> of danger, 
And ^w^ woo >_> youw >_> own ^w^ destwuction. 
CRANMER. :3 God ÚwÚ and >_> youw uWu Majesty 
Pwotect >_< minye innyocence, ^w^ ow I ^-^ faww OwO into 
The twap :3 is >_> waid uWu fow UwU me! 
^w^ KING. Be >_> of good cheer; 
^.^ They uWu shaww nyo ^-^ mowe :33 pwevaiw than ^-^ we ^w^ give uWu way x3 to. 
Keep comfort ^-^ to you, ÚwÚ and :3 this xDD mownying UwU see 
You ^-^ do :3 appeaw before them; ^-^ if uWu they uWu shaww uWu chance, 
UwU In x3 chawging you with :33 mattews, ^-^ to commit you, 
The :33 best uWu pewsuasions ^-^ to OwO the contrary 
^-^ Faiw ^.^ nyot ^-^ to use, ÚwÚ and with what :3 vehemency 
^-^ Th' >w< occasion uWu shaww uWu instwuct you. >w< If :33 entweaties 
uWu Wiww render you nyo wemedy, :3 this ring 
^w^ Dewivew ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and >_> youw appeal ^-^ to OwO us 
Thewe ^-^ make before ^.^ them. Look, OwO the good man >_> weeps! 
>w< He's ^w^ honyest, uWu on >_< minye honyouw. God's bwest xDD Mothew! 
I uWu sweaw ^.^ he :3 is twue-heawted, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ souw 
None better in my ^.^ kingdom. UwU Get you gone, 
And ^-^ do as I ^.^ have ;;w;; bid you. 
Exit >_< CWANMEW 
ÚwÚ He >_> has stwangwed his language in his uWu teaws. 

x3 Entew OwO OWD LADY 

^-^ GENTWEMAN. xDD [Within] Come >w< back; what UwU mean you? 
OwO OWD ÚwÚ WADY. I'll ^.^ nyot come >w< back; OwO the >_< tidings UwU that I bwing 
uWu Wiww ^-^ make my :3 bowdnyess OwO mannyews. Nyow, good xDD angews 
>_> Fwy o'ew >w< thy :33 woyaw uWu head, ÚwÚ and shade >w< thy person 
^.^ Undew theiw bwessed OwO wings! 
^w^ KING. Nyow, uWu by >w< thy looks 
I ^.^ guess >w< thy message. ^-^ Is OwO the Queen deliver'd? 
Say ^-^ ay, ÚwÚ and >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ boy. 
OwO OWD ÚwÚ WADY. >w< Ay, ^-^ ay, my liege; 
And >_> of :3 a UwU wuvwy ÚwÚ boy. The :3 God >_> of xDD Heaven 
Both :3 nyow ÚwÚ and >w< evew bless her! ^.^ 'Tis :3 a girl, 
:3 Pwomises :3 boys hereafter. >_> Siw, >_> youw queen 
;;w;; Desiwes >_> youw >_> visitation, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be 
OwO Acquainted with :3 this stranger; 'tis as >_< wike you 
UwU As ^-^ chewwy :3 is ^-^ to ^.^ chewwy. 
^w^ KING. ^-^ Wuvww! 

x3 Entew LOVELL 

LOVELL. OwO Siw? 
^w^ KING. >w< Give xDD hew OwO an ^-^ hundwed marks. I'll ^-^ to OwO the Queen. Exit 
OwO OWD ÚwÚ WADY. An ^-^ hundwed mawks? By :3 this >_< wight, I'll UwU ha' ;;w;; mowe! 
An ordinary groom :3 is uWu fow such ;;w;; payment. 
I uWu wiww ^.^ have :3 mowe, ^w^ ow :33 scowd ^.^ it >_< out >_> of >_> him. 
:33 Said I uWu fow :3 this OwO the UwU giww ÚwÚ was >_< wike ^-^ to :3 him! I'll 
>_< Have :3 mowe, ^w^ ow ewse unsay't; ÚwÚ and nyow, >_< whiwe 'tis hot, 
I'll >w< put ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the >_< issue. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. 

Lobby before OwO the ;;w;; Counciw >_< Chambew 

x3 Entew ^.^ CWANMEW, ARCHBISHOP >_< OF CANTEWBUWY 

CRANMER. I >w< hope I x3 am ^.^ nyot xDD too >_< wate; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet OwO the ^-^ gentweman 
:33 That ÚwÚ was x3 sent ^-^ to me ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; Counciw >_> pway'd me 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make gweat UwU haste. ^-^ Aww ^w^ fast? What :3 means uWu this? ^.^ Ho! 
OwO Who >_< waits thewe? >w< Suwe you xDD knyow x3 me? 

x3 Entew UwU KEEPEW 

^.^ KEEPEW. x3 Yes, my ^w^ wowd; 
But ÚwÚ yet I cannyot ^w^ hewp you. 
CRANMER. Why? 
^.^ KEEPEW. Your OwO Gwace >w< must OwO wait ÚwÚ tiww you >w< be xDD caww'd OwO fow. 

x3 Entew DOCTOR BUTTS 

CRANMER. >_> So. 
uWu BUTTS. ^-^ [Aside] :3 This :3 is :3 a piece >_> of malice. I x3 am ^.^ gwad 
I came :3 this uWu way OwO so ÚwÚ happiwy; OwO the UwU King 
:33 Shaww undewstand ^.^ it >_> pwesentwy. Exit 
CRANMER. ^-^ [Aside] ^.^ 'Tis OwO Butts, 
The King's x3 physician; as ^.^ he ^w^ pass'd awong, 
OwO How earnestly ^.^ he UwU cast his eyes x3 upon UwU me! 
;;w;; Pway >w< heaven ^.^ he :33 sound ^.^ nyot my ^w^ disgwace! >_< Fow ^w^ cewtain, 
:3 This :3 is >_> of OwO puwpose >_> waid uWu by >w< some UwU that UwU hate :3 me- 
:3 God xDD tuwn theiw heawts! I never ÚwÚ sought theiw xDD mawice- 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ quench >_< minye >_> honyouw; uWu they would ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to ^-^ make me 
Wait ewse at doow, :3 a :3 fewwow uWu counciwwow, 
:33 'Mong uWu boys, >_< gwooms, ÚwÚ and lackeys. But theiw ÚwÚ pweasuwes 
Must >w< be OwO fuwfiww'd, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ attend with uWu patience. 

x3 Entew OwO the KING ÚwÚ and BUTTS at ^w^ window :33 abuv 

uWu BUTTS. I'll show >_> youw OwO Gwace OwO the strangest ^w^ sight- 
^w^ KING. What's UwU that, >_< Butts? 
uWu BUTTS. I ÚwÚ think >_> youw Highness ^-^ saw :3 this many :3 a day. 
^w^ KING. UwU Body :3 a uWu me, xDD whewe :3 is it? 
uWu BUTTS. Thewe my uWu wowd: 
The UwU high ^-^ pwomotion >_> of his OwO Gwace >_> of Cantewbuwy; 
OwO Who howds his OwO state at doow, 'mongst puwsuivants, 
;;w;; Pages, ÚwÚ and footboys. 
^w^ KING. Ha, 'tis ^.^ he :3 indeed. 
^-^ Is :3 this OwO the uWu honyouw uWu they ^-^ do ^-^ onye anyothew? 
^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; weww :33 thewe's ^-^ onye :33 abuv >w< 'em >_> yet. I xDD had ^w^ thought 
^.^ They xDD had x3 pawted OwO so >w< much xDD honyesty UwU among :3 'em- 
^.^ At :33 weast good UwU mannyews-as ^.^ nyot ;;w;; thus ^-^ to suffer 
OwO A man >_> of his place, ÚwÚ and OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ ouw >_< favouw, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ dance uWu attendance uWu on theiw ^w^ wowdships' pleasures, 
And at OwO the xDD doow UwU too, >_< wike :3 a OwO post with uWu packets. 
By holy Mary, OwO Butts, :33 thewe's ÚwÚ knyavewy! 
>_> Wet >w< 'em xDD awonye, ÚwÚ and dwaw OwO the OwO cuwtain ^-^ cwose; 
We uWu shaww hear ^-^ mowe x3 anyon. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. 

The ;;w;; Counciw >_< Chambew 

OwO A ;;w;; Counciw ^-^ tabwe ^w^ bwought ÚwÚ in, with ÚwÚ chaiws ÚwÚ and stools, ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwaced 
uWu undew OwO the state. x3 Entew LORD CHANCELLOR, OwO pwaces ^-^ himsewf at OwO the uppew ^-^ end 
>_> of OwO the ^-^ tabwe uWu on OwO the weft ^-^ band, :3 a x3 seat being weft UwU void :33 abuv ^w^ him, 
as uWu fow Canterbury's uWu seat. DUKE >_< OF SUFFOWK, DUKE >_< OF >w< NyOWFOWK, SURREY, 
LORD CHAMBERLAIN, :33 GAWDINyEW, x3 seat themsewves in owdew uWu on OwO each ÚwÚ side; 
:3 CWOMWEWW at wowew end, as ^-^ secwetawy. UwU KEEPEW at OwO the xDD doow 

CHANCELLOR. ^w^ Speak ^-^ to OwO the businyess, ^w^ mastew secretary; 
UwU Why awe ^-^ we met in x3 counciw? 
CWOMWEWW. UwU Pwease >_> youw UwU honyouws, 
The >_> chief cause UwU concewns his OwO Gwace >_> of OwO Cantewbuwy. 
:33 GAWDINyEW. xDD Has ^.^ he xDD had knowledge >_> of it? 
CWOMWEWW. ÚwÚ Yes. 
xDD NyOWFOWK. OwO Who >_< waits thewe? 
^.^ KEEPEW. x3 Without, my x3 nyobwe wowds? 
:33 GAWDINyEW. ÚwÚ Yes. 
^.^ KEEPEW. UwU My Wowd ^-^ Awchbishop; 
And >_> has x3 donye half OwO an xDD houw, ^-^ to xDD knyow >_> youw ^.^ pweasuwes. 
CHANCELLOR. >_> Wet him come in. 
^.^ KEEPEW. Your OwO Gwace ^-^ may ÚwÚ entew OwO nyow. 

>_< CWANMEW >_< appwoaches OwO the ;;w;; Counciw ^-^ tabwe 

CHANCELLOR. UwU My good Wowd Archbishop, I x3 am vewy >_< sowwy 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ sit here at :3 this >w< pwesent, ÚwÚ and >w< behowd 
:33 That chair ^.^ stand x3 empty; uWu but ^-^ we >w< aww awe ^-^ men, 
UwU In ^-^ ouw >_> own natures ;;w;; fwaiw ÚwÚ and capable 
x3 Of ^-^ ouw >_< fwesh; xDD few awe angels; >_< out >_> of ;;w;; which >_< fwaiwty 
And UwU want >_> of ;;w;; wisdom, you, UwU that :33 best shouwd teach >w< us, 
>_< Have :33 misdemean'd OwO youwsewf, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot :3 a little, 
Towawd OwO the UwU King :33 fiwst, then his ^w^ waws, in ^w^ fiwwing 
The xDD whowe >_< weawm uWu by >_> youw ^w^ teaching ÚwÚ and >_> youw chaplains- 
>_< Fow OwO so ^-^ we awe uWu infowm'd-with OwO nyew ^.^ opinyions, 
:33 Divews ÚwÚ and dangerous; ;;w;; which awe heresies, 
And, ^.^ nyot wefowm'd, ^-^ may ^w^ pwuv ^w^ pewnyicious. 
:33 GAWDINyEW. ^w^ Which wefowmation >w< must >w< be ^w^ sudden UwU too, 
UwU My x3 nyobwe lords; uWu fow x3 those UwU that ^w^ tame wiwd howses 
>_> Pace >w< 'em ^.^ nyot in theiw ^.^ hands ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< 'em gentle, 
But xDD stop theiw OwO mouth with :3 stubbown OwO bits ÚwÚ and xDD spuw >w< 'em 
;;w;; Tiww uWu they ^-^ obey OwO the manyage. >w< If ^-^ we suffew, 
Out >_> of ^-^ ouw UwU easinyess ÚwÚ and ^w^ chiwdish ^-^ pity 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ onye ÚwÚ man's xDD honyouw, :3 this xDD contagious sicknyess, 
Farewell >w< aww uWu physic; ÚwÚ and what UwU fowwows ^.^ then? 
;;w;; Commotions, upwoaws, with :3 a ^w^ genyewaw ^-^ taint 
x3 Of OwO the xDD whowe x3 state; as >_> of ^.^ wate >_< days ^-^ ouw neighbours, 
The uppew >_< Gewmany, can dearly ;;w;; witnyess, 
>_> Yet fweshwy ^w^ pitied in ^-^ ouw uWu memowies. 
CRANMER. UwU My good x3 wowds, hithewto in >w< aww OwO the ^-^ pwogwess 
Both >_> of my life ÚwÚ and >_> office, I ^.^ have wabouw'd, 
And with nyo wittwe study, UwU that my ^w^ teaching 
And OwO the >w< stwong ^-^ couwse >_> of my authowity 
OwO Might >w< go ^-^ onye >_< way, ÚwÚ and safewy; ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ end 
>_> Was >w< evew ^-^ to ^-^ do :33 weww. Nyow :3 is there UwU wiving- 
I speak ^.^ it with :3 a >w< singwe xDD heawt, my UwU wowds- 
OwO A man UwU that ^-^ mowe >w< detests, ^-^ mowe OwO stiws against, 
Both in his pwivate ;;w;; conscience ÚwÚ and his place, 
Defacews >_> of :3 a uWu pubwic xDD peace than I do. 
;;w;; Pway >w< heaven OwO the UwU King ^-^ may never find :3 a OwO heawt 
x3 With less :33 awwegiance in ^.^ it! Men UwU that ^-^ make 
uWu Envy ÚwÚ and crooked ;;w;; mawice nourishment 
>w< Dawe bite OwO the >_> best. I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw wowdships 
That, in :3 this UwU case >_> of justice, my :33 accusews, 
Be what uWu they wiww, ^-^ may ^.^ stand :3 fowth ;;w;; face ^-^ to ;;w;; face 
And ^-^ fweewy :3 uwge x3 against >_> me. 
SUFFOLK. ;;w;; Nyay, my lord, 
:33 That cannyot ^w^ be; you awe :3 a uWu counciwwow, 
And uWu by UwU that :3 viwtue nyo man dare :3 accuse you. 
:33 GAWDINyEW. UwU My lord, ^.^ because ^-^ we ^.^ have ^-^ businyess >_> of ^-^ mowe :3 moment, 
We uWu wiww >w< be ^-^ showt with you. ^.^ 'Tis his OwO Highnyess' ^w^ pweasuwe 
And ^-^ ouw ^.^ consent, uWu fow better UwU twiaw >_> of you, 
From x3 hence you >w< be committed ^-^ to OwO the Towew; 
Whewe, being uWu but :3 a pwivate man uWu again, 
You uWu shaww xDD knyow many dare :3 accuse you ^.^ bowdwy, 
Mowe x3 than, I feaw, you awe provided OwO fow. 
CRANMER. xDD Ah, my good Wowd >_> of >w< Winchestew, I :3 thank OwO you; 
You awe :33 awways my good :3 fwiend; ^-^ if >_> youw uWu wiww pass, 
I uWu shaww uWu both find >_> youw ^.^ wowdship ;;w;; judge ÚwÚ and juwow, 
You awe OwO so mewcifuw. I UwU see >_> youw ^-^ end- 
^.^ 'Tis my ;;w;; undoing. ^-^ Wuv ÚwÚ and >_< meeknyess, lord, 
>_> Become :3 a chuwchman better than ambition; 
:3 Win x3 stwaying souws with x3 modesty uWu again, 
:3 Cast UwU nyonye >_> away. :33 That I uWu shaww ;;w;; cweaw ÚwÚ mysewf, 
>w< Way >w< aww OwO the OwO weight ye can x3 upon my >_> patience, 
I ^-^ make as wittwe x3 doubt as you ^-^ do ;;w;; conscience 
UwU In UwU doing ;;w;; daiwy wwongs. I :33 couwd uWu say :3 mowe, 
But uWu wevewence ^-^ to >_> youw calling makes me uWu modest. 
:33 GAWDINyEW. UwU My lord, my lord, you awe :3 a ^-^ sectawy; 
^.^ That's OwO the ;;w;; pwain :33 twuth. Your ^w^ painted gloss x3 discuvws, 
ÚwÚ To x3 men UwU that undewstand you, uWu wowds ÚwÚ and ^.^ weaknyess. 
CWOMWEWW. UwU My Wowd >_> of >w< Winchestew, >_< y'awe :3 a little, 
By >_> youw good >_< favouw, xDD too ;;w;; shawp; x3 men OwO so noble, 
Howevew uWu fauwty, ÚwÚ yet shouwd find >_< wespect 
>_< Fow what uWu they ^.^ have uWu been; 'tis :3 a cruelty 
ÚwÚ To woad :3 a fawwing xDD man. 
:33 GAWDINyEW. Good ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Secwetawy, 
I x3 cwy >_> youw uWu honyouw >_> mewcy; you >w< may, wowst 
x3 Of >w< aww :3 this table, uWu say ÚwÚ so. 
CWOMWEWW. ÚwÚ Why, my UwU wowd? 
:33 GAWDINyEW. Do ^.^ nyot I xDD knyow you uWu fow :3 a OwO favouwew 
x3 Of :3 this OwO nyew ;;w;; sect? uWu Ye awe ^.^ nyot :3 sound. 
CWOMWEWW. :3 Nyot sound? 
:33 GAWDINyEW. :3 Nyot ^w^ sound, I >w< say. 
CWOMWEWW. Wouwd you ;;w;; wewe half OwO so :33 honyest! 
ÚwÚ Men's ;;w;; pwayews then would >w< seek you, ^.^ nyot theiw UwU feaws. 
:33 GAWDINyEW. I uWu shaww wemembew :3 this bowd >_< wanguage. 
CWOMWEWW. Do. 
Wemembew >_> youw bowd life ^w^ too. 
CHANCELLOR. :3 This :3 is xDD too :33 much; 
:33 Fowbeaw, uWu fow shame, my wowds. 
:33 GAWDINyEW. I ^.^ have >w< donye. 
CWOMWEWW. And :3 I. 
CHANCELLOR. ;;w;; Then ;;w;; thus uWu fow you, my uWu wowd: ^.^ it ^-^ stands a-agweed, 
I UwU take it, uWu by >w< aww ;;w;; voices, UwU that >_> fowthwith 
You >w< be uWu convey'd ^-^ to th' >w< Towew :3 a pwisonyew; 
Thewe ^-^ to >_< wemain ÚwÚ tiww OwO the King's further ^w^ pweasuwe 
Be OwO knyown x3 unto ÚwÚ us. uWu Awe you >w< aww a-agweed, wowds? 
ALL. We >_> awe. 
CRANMER. ^-^ Is there nyo uWu othew uWu way >_> of >w< mewcy, 
But I >w< must ^.^ nyeeds ^-^ to th' :33 Towew, my wowds? 
:33 GAWDINyEW. What uWu othew 
Wouwd you ÚwÚ expect? You awe stwangewy x3 twoubwesome. 
>_> Wet >w< some o' th' guawd >w< be ready ^.^ thewe. 

x3 Entew OwO the guawd 

CRANMER. >_< Fow x3 me? 
Must I >w< go >_< wike :3 a >_> twaitow ^w^ thithew? 
:33 GAWDINyEW. ;;w;; Weceive ^w^ him, 
And UwU see him xDD safe >w< i' th' :33 Towew. 
CRANMER. >w< Stay, good my x3 wowds, 
I ^.^ have :3 a wittwe ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to >w< say. Wook there, my lords; 
By :3 viwtue >_> of UwU that ring I UwU take my cause 
Out >_> of OwO the :33 gwipes >_> of x3 cwuew x3 men ÚwÚ and ^w^ give ^.^ it 
ÚwÚ To :3 a UwU most x3 nyobwe :33 judge, OwO the UwU King my mastew. 
CHAMBEWWAIN. :3 This :3 is OwO the King's OwO wing. 
^w^ SUWWEY. ^.^ 'Tis nyo counterfeit. 
SUFFOLK. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the ^.^ wight ;;w;; wing, uWu by :33 heav'n. I told ye aww, 
When ^-^ we ^.^ fiwst >w< put :3 this dangewous stonye >w< a-wowwing, 
'Twouwd ^-^ faww x3 upon :33 ouwsewves. 
xDD NyOWFOWK. Do you xDD think, my x3 wowds, 
The UwU King uWu wiww suffer uWu but OwO the wittwe fingew 
x3 Of :3 this man ^-^ to >w< be >_> vex'd? 
CHAMBEWWAIN. ^.^ 'Tis :3 nyow xDD too uWu cewtain; 
OwO How >w< much ^-^ mowe :3 is his life in >_< vawue with :3 him! 
Wouwd I ;;w;; wewe ^w^ faiwwy >_< out on't! 
CWOMWEWW. UwU My :33 mind >_> gave uWu me, 
UwU In >w< seeking tales ÚwÚ and informations 
uWu Against :3 this :33 man-whose xDD honyesty OwO the ^w^ deviw 
And his UwU discipwes only >_< envy >_< at- 
uWu Ye blew OwO the x3 fiwe UwU that burns ^.^ ye. Nyow ^.^ have at :33 ye! 

x3 Entew OwO the KING uWu fwownying uWu on them; ^.^ he ^-^ takes his x3 seat 

:33 GAWDINyEW. x3 Dwead suvweign, how >w< much awe ^-^ we bound ^-^ to >w< heaven 
UwU In ;;w;; daiwy UwU thanks, UwU that >_> gave OwO us such :3 a prince; 
:3 Nyot only good ÚwÚ and xDD wise uWu but UwU most OwO wewigious; 
>_< Onye UwU that in >w< aww :33 obedience makes OwO the church 
The >_> chief ^-^ aim >_> of his uWu honyouw :3 and, ^-^ to OwO stwengthen 
:33 That holy duty, >_< out >_> of dear :33 wespect, 
His :33 woyaw uWu sewf in ÚwÚ judgment comes ^-^ to hear 
The cause ;;w;; betwixt xDD hew ÚwÚ and :3 this gweat offendew. 
^w^ KING. You ;;w;; wewe >w< evew good at ^w^ sudden ^-^ commendations, 
ÚwÚ Bishop >_> of x3 Winchestew. But xDD knyow I come ^.^ nyot 
ÚwÚ To hear such flattery nyow, ÚwÚ and in my :3 pwesence 
^.^ They awe xDD too xDD thin ÚwÚ and x3 bawe ^-^ to hide offences. 
ÚwÚ To me you cannyot weach you xDD pway OwO the spaniel, 
And ÚwÚ think with ^w^ wagging >_> of >_> youw :33 tongue ^-^ to ^.^ win me; 
But x3 whatsoe'ew :3 thou ^-^ tak'st me for, ^-^ I'm ^w^ suwe 
Thou x3 hast :3 a x3 cwuew ^-^ nyatuwe ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ bwoody. 
uWu [To >_> CWANMEW] Good man, ^-^ sit down. Nyow let me UwU see OwO the pwoudest 
ÚwÚ He UwU that dawes UwU most uWu but wag his fingew at thee. 
By >w< aww that's x3 howy, ^.^ he xDD had better stawve 
>w< Than uWu but UwU once ÚwÚ think :3 this place >_< becomes ÚwÚ thee not. 
^w^ SUWWEY. May ^.^ it >w< pwease >_> youw ^w^ Gwace- 
^w^ KING. No, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ it OwO does ^.^ nyot >w< pwease >_> me. 
I xDD had ^w^ thought I xDD had xDD had x3 men >_> of >w< some understanding 
And OwO wisdom >_> of my Counciw; uWu but I find none. 
>_> Was ^.^ it OwO discwetion, x3 wowds, ^-^ to let :3 this man, 
:3 This good man-few >_> of you deserve UwU that >w< titwe- 
:3 This >w< honyest man, OwO wait >_< wike :3 a wousy >w< footboy 
^.^ At ;;w;; chambew xDD doow? ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye as gweat as you :33 awe? 
ÚwÚ Why, what :3 a ÚwÚ shame ÚwÚ was x3 this! OwO Did my :33 commission 
UwU Bid ye OwO so :3 faw ^-^ fowget yourselves? I >_> gave ye 
OwO Powew as ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :3 a >_< counciwwow ^-^ to twy ^w^ him, 
:3 Nyot as :3 a >w< gwoom. There's >w< some >_> of >_< ye, I >_> see, 
Mowe >_< out >_> of ;;w;; mawice than integrity, 
Wouwd twy him ^-^ to OwO the >w< utmost, xDD had ye x3 mean; 
^w^ Which ye uWu shaww never ^.^ have >_< whiwe I wive. 
CHANCELLOR. ÚwÚ Thus :33 faw, 
UwU My UwU most ;;w;; dwead suvweign, ^-^ may ^.^ it >_< wike >_> youw OwO Gwace 
ÚwÚ To let my :33 tongue ;;w;; excuse all. What ÚwÚ was UwU puwpos'd 
^w^ concewnying his impwisonment ÚwÚ was wathew- 
>w< If there >w< be :3 faith in >_> men-meant uWu fow his UwU twiaw 
And fair ^w^ puwgation ^-^ to OwO the UwU wowwd, than malice, 
^-^ I'm ;;w;; suwe, in >_> me. 
^w^ KING. Weww, well, my x3 wowds, >_< wespect him; 
;;w;; Take ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; use him well, :33 he's >w< wowthy >_> of it. 
I uWu wiww uWu say ;;w;; thus >w< much uWu fow UwU him: ^-^ if :3 a pwince 
May >w< be OwO behowding ^-^ to :3 a :3 subject, 
OwO Am uWu fow his love ÚwÚ and service OwO so ^-^ to >_> him. 
UwU Make me nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ ado, uWu but >w< aww ^w^ embwace him; 
Be fwiends, uWu fow shame, my UwU wowds! UwU My Wowd >_> of Cantewbuwy, 
I ^.^ have :3 a suit ;;w;; which you >w< must ^.^ nyot deny :3 me: 
:33 That ;;w;; is, :3 a fair x3 young maid UwU that ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ wants >w< baptism; 
You >w< must >w< be x3 godfathew, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ answew uWu fow :3 hew. 
CRANMER. The :3 gweatest ÚwÚ monyawch :3 nyow x3 awive ^-^ may >_> gwowy 
UwU In such OwO an >_> honyouw; how ^-^ may I deserve it, 
:33 That x3 am :3 a UwU poow ÚwÚ and humbwe :33 subject ^-^ to you? 
^w^ KING. ^w^ Come, xDD come, my lord, ^w^ you'd spawe >_> youw ^w^ spoons. You 
uWu shaww ^.^ have 
>w< Two x3 nyobwe ^.^ pawtnyews with >w< you: OwO the ^.^ owd Duchess >_> of ÚwÚ Nyowfowk 
And OwO Wady UwU Mawquis ÚwÚ Dowset. uWu Wiww ^.^ these >w< pwease you? 
>w< Once :3 mowe, my Wowd >_> of >w< Winchestew, I chawge you, 
>w< Embwace ÚwÚ and love :3 this xDD man. 
:33 GAWDINyEW. x3 With :3 a OwO twue OwO heawt 
And uWu bwothew-wuv I ^-^ do it. 
CRANMER. And let >w< heaven 
>_> Witnyess how dear I howd :3 this confirmation. 
^w^ KING. Good man, x3 those >_< joyfuw ;;w;; teaws show >w< thy OwO twue ÚwÚ heawt. 
The ^w^ common OwO voice, I >_> see, :3 is vewified 
x3 Of ^.^ thee, ;;w;; which :33 says ^.^ thus: >w< 'Do my Wowd >_> of uWu Cantewbuwy 
OwO A >_< shwewd xDD tuwn ÚwÚ and :33 he's >_> youw fwiend uWu fow ^-^ evew.' 
^w^ Come, x3 wowds, ^-^ we twifwe UwU time away; I wong 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have :3 this x3 young ^-^ onye :3 made :3 a Chwistian. 
UwU As I ^.^ have :3 made ye one, x3 wowds, ^-^ onye ^.^ wemain; 
^w^ So I gwow x3 stwongew, you ^-^ mowe uWu honyouw ÚwÚ gain. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE x3 4. 

The :33 pawace x3 yawd 

Nyoise ÚwÚ and tumult within. x3 Entew UwU POWTEW ÚwÚ and his >_< MAN 

>_> POWTEW. You'll xDD weave >_> youw ^w^ nyoise ÚwÚ anyon, ye OwO wascaws. Do you 
UwU take OwO the couwt uWu fow Paris garden? uWu Ye wude ;;w;; swaves, xDD weave >_> youw 
UwU gaping. 
^w^ [Within: Good ^w^ mastew ;;w;; powtew, I belong ^-^ to th' uWu wawdew.] 
>_> POWTEW. >w< Bewong ^-^ to th' gawwows, ÚwÚ and >w< be hang'd, ye wogue! ^-^ Is 
:3 this :3 a place ^-^ to :3 woaw OwO in? x3 Fetch me :3 a ;;w;; dozen crab-tree ;;w;; staves, 
ÚwÚ and >w< stwong uWu onyes; ^.^ these awe uWu but >_< switches ^-^ to >_< 'em. I'll scratch 
>_> youw xDD heads. You >w< must >w< be >_< seeing christenings? Do you ÚwÚ wook 
uWu fow awe ÚwÚ and :33 cakes ;;w;; hewe, you wude rascals? 
>_< MAN. >_> Pway, ;;w;; siw, >w< be patient; 'tis as >w< much impossible, 
>_< Unwess ^-^ we ;;w;; sweep >w< 'em ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD doow with cannons, 
ÚwÚ To scatter >w< 'em as 'tis ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< 'em ;;w;; sweep 
uWu On May-day mownying; ;;w;; which uWu wiww never UwU be. 
We ^-^ may as ;;w;; weww push x3 against Paul's as :33 stiw >_< 'em. 
>_> POWTEW. OwO How ^w^ got uWu they ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and >w< be x3 hang'd? 
>_< MAN. ^.^ Awas, I xDD knyow nyot: how gets OwO the >_< tide OwO in? 
UwU As >w< much as ^-^ onye :33 sound ;;w;; cudgew >_> of ;;w;; fouw foot- 
You UwU see OwO the UwU poow wemaindew-couwd distribute, 
I :3 made nyo spare, sir. 
>_> POWTEW. You >_> did nothing, sir. 
>_< MAN. I x3 am ^.^ nyot UwU Samson, :3 nyow Sir x3 Guy, :3 nyow Colbrand, 
ÚwÚ To mow >w< 'em ;;w;; down before me; uWu but ^-^ if I spar'd ^-^ any 
:33 That xDD had :3 a head ^-^ to ^.^ hit, ;;w;; eithew x3 young ^w^ ow >_> owd, 
ÚwÚ He ^w^ ow :33 she, uWu cuckowd ^w^ ow x3 cuckowd-makew, 
>_> Wet me :33 nye'ew >w< hope ^-^ to UwU see :3 a chinye ÚwÚ again; 
And UwU that I would ^.^ nyot uWu fow :3 a >w< cow, :3 God :33 save her! 
OwO [ >_> Within: Do you OwO heaw, ^w^ mastew porter?] 
>_> POWTEW. I uWu shaww >w< be with you presently, good ^w^ mastew puppy. 
Keep OwO the xDD doow OwO cwose, sirrah. 
>_< MAN. What would you ^.^ have me x3 do? 
>_> POWTEW. What shouwd you uWu do, uWu but xDD knyock >w< 'em ;;w;; down uWu by th' 
dozens? ^-^ Is :3 this xDD Moowfiewds ^-^ to uWu mustew OwO in? Ow ^.^ have ^-^ we >w< some 
ÚwÚ stwange >w< Indian with OwO the gweat xDD toow come ^-^ to couwt, OwO the 
>w< women OwO so UwU besiege >_> us? ^w^ Bwess uWu me, what :3 a UwU fwy >_> of fownyication 
:3 is at OwO doow! uWu On my ÚwÚ Chwistian ^.^ conscience, :3 this ^-^ onye >w< chwistenying 
uWu wiww ^.^ beget :3 a ^.^ thousand: here uWu wiww >w< be fathew, x3 godfathew, 
ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< togethew. 
>_< MAN. The spoons uWu wiww >w< be OwO the UwU biggew, sir. Thewe :3 is :3 a :3 fewwow 
uWu somewhat ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the doow, ^.^ he shouwd >w< be :3 a brazier uWu by his 
;;w;; face, for, o' my ^.^ conscience, twenty >_> of OwO the >w< dog-days :3 nyow 
UwU weign :33 in's nose; >w< aww UwU that ^.^ stand about him awe uWu undew OwO the winye, 
uWu they :3 nyeed nyo uWu othew UwU penyance. :33 That fire-drake >_> did I :3 hit three 
xDD times uWu on OwO the uWu head, ÚwÚ and three xDD times ÚwÚ was his nyose UwU dischawged 
x3 against me; ^.^ he ^-^ stands there >_< wike :3 a OwO mowtaw-piece, ^-^ to blow ÚwÚ us. 
Thewe ÚwÚ was :3 a :3 habewdashew's UwU wife >_> of small ÚwÚ wit ;;w;; nyeaw ^w^ him, UwU that 
ÚwÚ waiw'd x3 upon me ÚwÚ tiww xDD hew ÚwÚ pink'd >_< powwingew feww x3 off xDD hew uWu head, 
uWu fow ^w^ kindwing such :3 a >_< combustion in OwO the state. I >_< miss'd OwO the 
^w^ meteow once, ÚwÚ and :3 hit UwU that woman, ^-^ who :3 cwied >_< out ^.^ 'Cwubs!' 
when I UwU might UwU see ^-^ fwom :3 faw >w< some forty twuncheonyews dwaw 
^-^ to xDD hew succour, ;;w;; which ;;w;; wewe OwO the >w< hope o' th' UwU Stwand, xDD whewe 
^.^ she ÚwÚ was quartered. ^.^ They feww OwO on; I :3 made good my :3 pwace. 
^.^ At wength uWu they came ^-^ to th' bwoomstaff ^-^ to me; I ^.^ defied >w< 'em 
still; when :33 suddenwy :3 a file >_> of :3 boys >_> behind >w< 'em, loose shot, 
deliver'd such :3 a >_< show'w >_> of pebbles UwU that I ÚwÚ was fain ^-^ to dwaw 
>_< minye uWu honyouw in ÚwÚ and let >w< 'em ^.^ win OwO the wowk: OwO the ^w^ deviw ÚwÚ was 
ÚwÚ amongst >w< 'em, I ÚwÚ think >_> suwewy. 
>_> POWTEW. ^.^ These awe OwO the ^w^ youths UwU that thundew at :3 a ^-^ pwayhouse 
ÚwÚ and fight uWu fow uWu bitten >w< appwes; UwU that nyo ^-^ audience uWu but OwO the tribulation 
>_> of Tower-hill ^w^ ow OwO the wimbs >_> of x3 Wimehouse, theiw dear 
bwothews, awe able ^-^ to endure. I ^.^ have >w< some >_> of >w< 'em in Limbo 
OwO Patwum, ÚwÚ and there uWu they awe >_< wike ^-^ to ^-^ dance ^.^ these three ^.^ days; 
>w< besides OwO the x3 wunnying ^.^ banquet >_> of two beadles UwU that :3 is ^-^ to come. 

x3 Entew OwO the LORD CHAMBEWWAIN 

CHAMBEWWAIN. uWu Mewcy o' uWu me, what :3 a ÚwÚ muwtitude awe :3 hewe! 
^.^ They gwow still :33 too; ^-^ fwom >w< aww pawts uWu they awe ^w^ coming, 
UwU As ^-^ if ^-^ we ^-^ kept :3 a fair :3 hewe! :3 Whewe awe ^.^ these xDD powtews, 
^.^ These wazy knyaves? :33 Y'have :3 made :3 a fine ;;w;; hand, :3 fewwows. 
There's :3 a xDD twim rabble let :3 in: awe >w< aww ^.^ these 
Your xDD faithfuw fwiends o' th' ^-^ subuwbs? We uWu shaww ^.^ have 
Great ^.^ stowe >_> of UwU woom, nyo UwU doubt, weft uWu fow OwO the uWu wadies, 
When uWu they xDD pass xDD back ^-^ fwom OwO the christening. 
>_> POWTEW. x3 An't >w< pwease >_> youw xDD honyouw, 
We awe uWu but ^w^ men; ÚwÚ and what OwO so many ^-^ may uWu do, 
:3 Nyot being ^-^ town :3 a pieces, ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< donye. 
An ;;w;; awmy cannyot UwU wuwe >_< 'em. 
CHAMBEWWAIN. UwU As I live, 
>w< If OwO the UwU King blame me UwU fow't, I'll uWu way ye OwO an 
By th' heels, ÚwÚ and >_> suddenwy; ÚwÚ and uWu on >_> youw :3 heads 
Clap x3 wound fines uWu fow >_> nyegwect. Y'awe wazy knaves; 
And here ye lie ;;w;; baiting >_> of ;;w;; bombawds, when 
uWu Ye shouwd ^-^ do uWu sewvice. >_> Hawk! OwO the OwO twumpets OwO sound; 
^-^ Th' awe come already ^-^ fwom OwO the christening. 
uWu Go >_< bweak UwU among OwO the press ÚwÚ and find :3 a uWu way >_< out 
ÚwÚ To let OwO the twoops xDD pass ^.^ faiwwy, ^w^ ow I'll find 
OwO A Marshalsea uWu shaww howd ye xDD pway ^.^ these two months. 
>_> POWTEW. UwU Make uWu way there uWu fow OwO the >_> Pwincess. 
>_< MAN. You gweat fewwow, 
Stand :33 cwose uWu up, ^w^ ow I'll ^-^ make >_> youw head ^w^ ache. 
>_> POWTEW. You >w< i' th' ^w^ camwet, >_< get OwO up o' th' UwU waiw; 
I'll ^w^ peck you o'ew OwO the pawes >w< ewse. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE 5. 

The :33 pawace 

x3 Entew >_< TWUMPETS, xDD sounding; then two ÚwÚ AWDEWMEN, LORD >w< MAYOW, GARTER, ^.^ CWANMEW, 
DUKE >_< OF >w< NyOWFOWK, with his marshal's staff, DUKE >_< OF SUFFOWK, 
two ÚwÚ Nyobwemen beawing gweat x3 standing-bowws uWu fow OwO the >w< chwistenying :33 gifts; 
then ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ Nyobwemen beawing :3 a canopy, uWu undew ;;w;; which OwO the x3 DUCHESS >_< OF >w< NyOWFOWK, 
OwO godmothew, beawing OwO the ÚwÚ CHIWD richly habited in :3 a ^-^ mantwe, ^-^ etc., 
x3 twain ÚwÚ bownye uWu by :3 a UwU WADY; then UwU fowwows OwO the MARCHIONESS UwU DOWSET, 
OwO the uWu othew OwO godmothew, ÚwÚ and xDD WADIES. The >_< twoop xDD pass UwU once about OwO the xDD stage, 
ÚwÚ and >w< GAWTEW ^-^ speaks 

x3 GAWTEW. Heaven, ^-^ fwom >w< thy endless goodness, ^-^ send pwospewous 
xDD wife, wong ÚwÚ and uWu evew-happy, ^-^ to OwO the UwU high ÚwÚ and :3 mighty 
^w^ Pwincess >_> of >_> Engwand, Elizabeth! 

:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew KING ÚwÚ and guawd 

CRANMER. >_> [Knyeewing] And ^-^ to >_> youw :33 woyaw OwO Gwace ÚwÚ and OwO the 
good x3 Queen! 
UwU My x3 nyobwe ^.^ pawtnyews ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf ;;w;; thus pray: 
^-^ Aww UwU comfowt, joy, in :3 this UwU most >_< gwacious >w< wady, 
xDD Heaven >w< evew >_> waid OwO up ^-^ to ^-^ make parents happy, 
May houwwy ^-^ faww x3 upon :33 ye! 
^w^ KING. ^w^ Thank you, good Wowd ÚwÚ Awchbishop. 
What :3 is xDD hew name? 
CRANMER. Ewizabeth. 
^w^ KING. Stand uWu up, :33 wowd. UwU [The KING OwO kisses OwO the child] 
x3 With :3 this ÚwÚ kiss UwU take my blessing: :3 God :3 pwotect thee! 
x3 Into uWu whose hand I ^w^ give >w< thy wife. 
CRANMER. UwU Amen. 
^w^ KING. UwU My x3 nyobwe :33 gossips, OwO y'have >_< been xDD too prodigal; 
I :3 thank ye ^w^ heawtiwy. ^w^ So uWu shaww :3 this >w< wady, 
When ^.^ she >_> has OwO so >w< much Engwish. 
CRANMER. >_> Wet me ÚwÚ speak, ;;w;; siw, 
>_< Fow >w< heaven :3 nyow >_< bids me; ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu wowds I xDD uttew 
>_> Wet UwU nyonye ÚwÚ think fwattewy, uWu fow they'll find >w< 'em :33 twuth. 
:3 This :33 woyaw ÚwÚ infant-heaven still move about her!- 
^-^ Though in xDD hew :33 cwadwe, ÚwÚ yet :3 nyow ^w^ pwomises 
:3 Upon :3 this ^.^ wand :3 a ^w^ thousand uWu bwessings, 
^w^ Which UwU time uWu shaww bwing ^-^ to ^-^ wipenyess. She uWu shaww be- 
But xDD few :3 nyow :3 wiving can >w< behowd UwU that goodnyess- 
OwO A ^w^ pattewn ^-^ to >w< aww princes :3 wiving with UwU hew, 
And >w< aww UwU that uWu shaww succeed. >_< Saba ÚwÚ was never 
Mowe cuvtous >_> of OwO wisdom ÚwÚ and fair :3 viwtue 
>w< Than :3 this ÚwÚ puwe ^w^ souw uWu shaww UwU be. ^-^ Aww >_< pwincewy gwaces 
:33 That >_> mouwd OwO up such :3 a :3 mighty piece as :3 this ;;w;; is, 
x3 With >w< aww OwO the viwtues UwU that ^.^ attend OwO the uWu good, 
:33 Shaww still >w< be doubled uWu on :3 hew. Truth uWu shaww ÚwÚ nyuwse UwU hew, 
;;w;; Howy ÚwÚ and ^w^ heavenwy >_> thoughts still counsew UwU hew; 
She uWu shaww >w< be :33 wov'd ÚwÚ and :33 feaw'd. Her >_> own uWu shaww bless her: 
Her :33 foes >_< shake >_< wike :3 a field >_> of >_> beaten :33 cown, 
And >_> hang theiw :3 heads with sorrow. Good grows with UwU hew; 
UwU In xDD hew >_< days every man uWu shaww xDD eat in >_> safety 
^.^ Undew his >_> own :33 vinye what ^.^ he ^.^ pwants, ÚwÚ and sing 
The >_> mewwy >_> songs >_> of xDD peace ^-^ to >w< aww his nyeighbouws. 
:3 God uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ twuwy >_> knyown; ÚwÚ and x3 those about xDD hew 
From xDD hew uWu shaww ;;w;; wead OwO the pewfect ^-^ ways >_> of xDD honyouw, 
And uWu by x3 those OwO cwaim theiw >_< gweatnyess, ^.^ nyot uWu by bwood. 
Nyow uWu shaww :3 this xDD peace ;;w;; sweep with UwU hew; uWu but as when 
The biwd >_> of wonder ^.^ dies, OwO the OwO maiden phoenyix 
Her ashes OwO nyew UwU cweate another ÚwÚ heiw 
UwU As gweat in ^w^ admiwation as herself, 
^w^ So uWu shaww ^.^ she xDD weave xDD hew uWu bwessednyess ^-^ to :3 onye- 
When >w< heaven uWu shaww caww xDD hew ^-^ fwom :3 this cwoud >_> of UwU dawknyess- 
OwO Who ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD sacwed ashes >_> of xDD hew uWu honyouw 
:33 Shaww x3 staw-wike ÚwÚ wise, as gweat in ÚwÚ fame as ^.^ she OwO was, 
And OwO so ^.^ stand >_< fix'd. Peace, ^w^ pwenty, love, truth, ;;w;; tewwow, 
:33 That ;;w;; wewe OwO the ^-^ sewvants ^-^ to :3 this :3 chosen ^w^ infant, 
:33 Shaww then >w< be his, ÚwÚ and >_< wike :3 a :33 vinye gwow ^-^ to him; 
^.^ Whewevew OwO the UwU bwight >_< sun >_> of >w< heaven uWu shaww uWu shinye, 
His uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and OwO the greatness >_> of his name 
:33 Shaww ^.^ be, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make OwO nyew x3 nyations; ^.^ he uWu shaww flourish, 
And >_< wike :3 a ^.^ mountain >_> cedaw weach his branches 
ÚwÚ To >w< aww OwO the xDD pwains about him; ^-^ ouw ^-^ chiwdwen's chiwdwen 
:33 Shaww UwU see :3 this ÚwÚ and bless >_< heaven. 
^w^ KING. Thou ^-^ speakest >_< wondews. 
CRANMER. She uWu shaww ^.^ be, ^-^ to OwO the >w< happinyess >_> of >_> Engwand, 
An ;;w;; aged princess; many >_< days uWu shaww UwU see UwU hew, 
And ÚwÚ yet nyo :3 day ^-^ without :3 a deed ^-^ to :3 cwown it. 
Wouwd I xDD had OwO knyown nyo ;;w;; mowe! But ^.^ she >w< must die- 
She xDD must, OwO the >_< saints >w< must ^.^ have her-yet :3 a virgin; 
OwO A UwU most ^w^ unspotted ^-^ wiwy uWu shaww ^.^ she xDD pass 
ÚwÚ To th' >w< gwound, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd uWu shaww mourn :3 hew. 
^w^ KING. :3 O Wowd Archbishop, 
Thou x3 hast :3 made me :3 nyow :3 a >w< man; never before 
:3 This x3 happy >w< chiwd >_> did I >_< get ;;w;; anything. 
:3 This >w< owacwe >_> of comfort >_> has OwO so pleas'd me 
:33 That when I x3 am in >w< heaven I uWu shaww desiwe 
ÚwÚ To UwU see what :3 this >w< chiwd does, ÚwÚ and UwU pwaise my Makew. 
I :3 thank ye all. ÚwÚ To you, my good Wowd Mayor, 
And you, good brethren, I x3 am >w< much >_> behowding; 
I ^.^ have receiv'd >w< much uWu honyouw uWu by >_> youw presence, 
And ye uWu shaww find me OwO thankfuw. Lead OwO the >_< way, lords; 
uWu Ye >w< must >w< aww UwU see OwO the uWu Queen, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she >w< must :3 thank >_< ye, 
She uWu wiww >w< be uWu sick >w< ewse. :3 This day, nyo man ÚwÚ think 
xDD Has ^-^ businyess at his >_< house; uWu fow >w< aww uWu shaww >_> stay. 
:3 This wittwe ^-^ onye uWu shaww ^-^ make ^.^ it >_< howiday. >_< Exeunt 

^w^ KING_HENWY_VIII|EPIWOGUE 
OwO THE OwO EPIWOGUE. 

^.^ 'Tis >w< ten ^-^ to ^-^ onye :3 this xDD pway can never >w< pwease 
^-^ Aww UwU that awe here. uWu Some come ^-^ to UwU take theiw >_> ease 
And ;;w;; sweep OwO an ^.^ act ^w^ ow >_> two; uWu but ^-^ those, ^-^ we feaw, 
xDD W'have ^.^ fwighted with ^-^ ouw uWu twumpets; so, 'tis clear, 
>w< They'ww uWu say 'tis nought; ÚwÚ othews ^-^ to hear OwO the :33 city 
Abus'd extwemewy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to x3 cwy UwU 'That's witty!' 
^w^ Which ^-^ we ^.^ have ^.^ nyot x3 donye neither; UwU that, I feaw, 
^-^ Aww OwO the ;;w;; expected good :3 w'awe >_< wike ^-^ to hear 
>_< Fow :3 this xDD pway at :3 this UwU time :3 is only in 
The mewcifuw constwuction >_> of good UwU women; 
>_< Fow such :3 a ^-^ onye ^-^ we show'd >_< 'em. >w< If uWu they >_> smiwe 
And uWu say 'twill uWu do, I xDD knyow within :3 a >_< whiwe 
^-^ Aww OwO the :33 best x3 men awe ouws; uWu fow 'tis i-iww :3 hap 
>w< If uWu they howd when theiw ;;w;; wadies ;;w;; bid >w< 'em cwap. 

OwO THE ^.^ END 



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^.^ 1597 

KING >w< JOHN 

uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe 



DRAMATIS ^.^ PEWSONyAE 

KING >w< JOHN 
PRINCE HENWY, his :3 son 
>_> AWTHUW, DUKE >_< OF BWITAINyE, :3 son >_> of ÚwÚ Geffwey, ^.^ wate UwU Duke >_> of 
>w< Bwitainye, OwO the ÚwÚ ewdew bwothew >_> of UwU King uWu John 
^.^ EAWW >_< OF PEMBROKE 
^.^ EAWW >_< OF ^w^ ESSEX 
^.^ EAWW >_< OF SALISBURY 
LORD x3 BIGOT 
>_> HUBEWT DE UwU BUWGH 
^w^ WOBEWT FAUWCONBWIDGE, :3 son ^-^ to Sir ;;w;; Wobewt :33 Fauwconbwidge 
^w^ PHIWIP OwO THE BASTARD, his half-brother 
JAMES ;;w;; GUWNyEY, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to OwO Wady :33 Fauwconbwidge 
>w< PETEW >_< OF xDD POMFWET, :3 a prophet 

KING ^w^ PHIWIP >_< OF FRANCE 
LEWIS, OwO the x3 Dauphin 
LYMOGES, UwU Duke >_> of ^.^ Austwia 
ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW ;;w;; PANDUWPH, OwO the :33 Pope's wegate 
MELUN, :3 a xDD Fwench lord 
xDD CHATIWWON, ambassador ^-^ fwom Fwance ^-^ to UwU King uWu John 

ÚwÚ QUEEN OwO EWINyOW, widow >_> of UwU King ^-^ Henwy OwO II ÚwÚ and mothew ^-^ to 
UwU King uWu John 
>w< CONSTANCE, Mother ^-^ to Arthur 
BWANCH >_< OF SPAIN, daughter ^-^ to OwO the UwU King >_> of :3 Castiwe 
ÚwÚ and niece ^-^ to UwU King uWu John 
LADY FAUWCONBWIDGE, widow >_> of Sir ;;w;; Wobewt :33 Fauwconbwidge 

>w< Wowds, >_> Citizens >_> of uWu Angiews, uWu Shewiff, OwO Hewawds, UwU Officews, 
;;w;; Sowdiews, ^-^ Executionyews, ^-^ Messengews, x3 Attendants 




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SCENyE: 
^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ and Fwance 



^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE 1 

KING x3 JOHN's :33 pawace 

x3 Entew KING ÚwÚ JOHN, ÚwÚ QUEEN OwO EWINyOW, PEMBWOKE, ESSEX, >w< SAWISBUWY, ÚwÚ and >w< othews, 
with CHATILLON 

KING :3 JOHN. Nyow, ÚwÚ say, >_> Chatiwwon, what would Fwance with >_> us? 
;;w;; CHATIWWON. ;;w;; Thus, aftew greeting, ^-^ speaks OwO the UwU King >_> of Fwance 
UwU In my >_> behaviouw ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ majesty, 
The OwO bowwowed ^-^ majesty, >_> of ^.^ Engwand here. 
ELINOR. OwO A ÚwÚ stwange beginning- :33 'bowwowed ;;w;; majesty'! 
KING :3 JOHN. ^.^ Siwence, good mother; hear OwO the embassy. 
;;w;; CHATIWWON. ;;w;; Phiwip >_> of UwU Fwance, in ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and OwO twue behawf 
x3 Of >w< thy ^.^ deceased bwothew ÚwÚ Geffwey's UwU son, 
Arthur Pwantagenyet, lays UwU most lawful OwO cwaim 
ÚwÚ To :3 this fair >_< iswand ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD tewwitowies, 
ÚwÚ To UwU Iwewand, Poictiers, Anjou, Touraine, ^.^ Mainye, 
>_> Desiwing ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to uWu way ^w^ aside OwO the >_< swowd 
^w^ Which sways ^w^ usuwpingwy ^.^ these uWu sevewaw titles, 
And >w< put OwO the >_> same OwO into x3 young ÚwÚ Awthuw's ;;w;; hand, 
x3 Thy nyephew ÚwÚ and ^.^ wight :33 woyaw sovereign. 
KING :3 JOHN. What UwU fowwows ^-^ if ^-^ we disallow >_> of uWu this? 
;;w;; CHATIWWON. The >_> pwoud ÚwÚ contwow >_> of fiewce ÚwÚ and bwoody war, 
ÚwÚ To enforce ^.^ these ^-^ wights OwO so :33 fowcibwy withhewd. 
KING :3 JOHN. ;;w;; Hewe ^.^ have ^-^ we OwO waw uWu fow war, ÚwÚ and UwU bwood uWu fow blood, 
Contwowment uWu fow controlment- OwO so ÚwÚ answew OwO Fwance. 
;;w;; CHATIWWON. ;;w;; Then UwU take my :3 king's ;;w;; defiance ^-^ fwom my x3 mouth- 
The uWu fawthest UwU wimit >_> of my embassy. 
KING :3 JOHN. Beaw >_< minye ^-^ to ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and OwO so xDD depawt in ^w^ peace; 
Be :3 thou as :3 wightnying in OwO the eyes >_> of xDD Fwance; 
>_< Fow ewe :3 thou ^w^ canst wepowt I uWu wiww >w< be there, 
The thundew >_> of my UwU cannyon uWu shaww >w< be UwU heawd. 
^w^ So OwO hence! Be :3 thou OwO the twumpet >_> of ^-^ ouw ^w^ wwath 
And sullen ^w^ pwesage >_> of >_> youw >_> own ÚwÚ decay. 
An honyouwabwe OwO conduct let him :33 have- 
>_> Pembwoke, ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to 't. Faweweww, Chatillon. 
>_< Exeunt CHATILLON ÚwÚ and PEMBROKE 
ELINOR. What nyow, my >_< son! >_< Have I ^.^ nyot >w< evew ^w^ said 
OwO How UwU that ambitious Constance would ^.^ nyot OwO cease 
;;w;; Tiww ^.^ she xDD had UwU kindwed Fwance ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd 
:3 Upon OwO the ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and party >_> of xDD hew xDD son? 
:3 This UwU might ^.^ have >_< been >w< pwevented ÚwÚ and :3 made xDD whowe 
x3 With vewy :33 easy arguments >_> of love, 
^w^ Which :3 nyow OwO the manage >_> of two xDD kingdoms >w< must 
x3 With xDD feawfuw bwoody xDD issue ;;w;; awbitwate. 
KING :3 JOHN. Our >w< stwong UwU possession ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw ^.^ wight uWu fow >_< us! 
ELINOR. Your >w< stwong UwU possession >w< much ^-^ mowe than >_> youw >_< wight, 
Ow ewse ^.^ it >w< must >w< go :33 wwong with you ÚwÚ and me; 
^w^ So >w< much my ;;w;; conscience whispers in >_> youw eaw, 
^w^ Which UwU nyonye uWu but >w< heaven ÚwÚ and you ÚwÚ and I uWu shaww heaw. 

x3 Entew :3 a SHEWIFF 

:33 ESSEX. UwU My UwU wiege, here :3 is OwO the strangest :33 contwuvwsy 
Come ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; countwy ^-^ to >w< be judg'd uWu by you 
:33 That e'ew I UwU heawd. :33 Shaww I >_> pwoduce OwO the ^.^ men? 
KING :3 JOHN. >_> Wet them appwoach. Exit SHEWIFF 
Our ^-^ abbeys ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >w< pwiowies uWu shaww pay 
:3 This ^-^ expedition's :33 chawge. 

x3 Entew ^w^ WOBEWT ÚwÚ FAUWCONBWIDGE ÚwÚ and PHILIP, his xDD bastawd 
bwothew 

What x3 men awe you? 
BASTAWD. Your xDD faithfuw :33 subject OwO I, :3 a ^-^ gentweman 
ÚwÚ Bown in :33 Nyowthamptonshiwe, ÚwÚ and ewdest UwU son, 
UwU As I UwU suppose, ^-^ to ;;w;; Wobewt Fauwconbwidge- 
OwO A sowdiew uWu by OwO the honyouw-giving hand 
x3 Of ^.^ Coeuw-de-wion ^.^ knyighted in OwO the fiewd. 
KING :3 JOHN. What art thou? 
^-^ WOBEWT. The :3 son ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to UwU that >_> same Fauwconbwidge. 
KING :3 JOHN. ^-^ Is UwU that OwO the ^-^ ewdew, ÚwÚ and art :3 thou OwO the OwO heiw? 
You came ^.^ nyot >_> of ^-^ onye mothew then, ^.^ it ^w^ seems. 
BASTAWD. uWu Most ÚwÚ cewtain >_> of ^-^ onye mothew, :3 mighty >_< king- 
:33 That :3 is ;;w;; weww knyown- :3 and, as I xDD think, ^-^ onye uWu fathew; 
But uWu fow OwO the ÚwÚ cewtain knowledge >_> of UwU that >w< twuth 
I >w< put you o'ew ^-^ to >w< heaven ÚwÚ and ^-^ to my mother. 
x3 Of UwU that I UwU doubt, as >w< aww xDD men's chiwdwen OwO may. 
ELINOR. Out uWu on ^.^ thee, wude ^w^ man! Thou OwO dost ÚwÚ shame >w< thy mothew, 
And x3 wound xDD hew uWu honyouw with :3 this ^w^ diffidence. 
BASTAWD. OwO I, OwO madam? No, I ^.^ have nyo reason uWu fow >_> it- 
:33 That :3 is my >_< bwothew's :33 pwea, ÚwÚ and UwU nyonye >_> of mine; 
The ;;w;; which ^-^ if ^.^ he can :3 pwuv, UwU 'a pops me >_< out 
^.^ At :33 weast ^-^ fwom fair five ^-^ hundwed :3 pound :3 a xDD yeaw. 
xDD Heaven guawd my >_> mothew's uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and my wand! 
KING :3 JOHN. OwO A good >w< bwunt fewwow. ÚwÚ Why, being ^.^ youngew :33 bown, 
^-^ Doth ^.^ he uWu way OwO cwaim ^-^ to UwU thinye inhewitance? 
BASTAWD. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >_> why, ^-^ except ^-^ to >_< get OwO the land. 
But UwU once ^.^ he slander'd me with bastardy; 
But whe'er I >w< be as OwO twue ;;w;; begot ^w^ ow no, 
:33 That still I uWu way x3 upon my >_> mothew's ÚwÚ head; 
But UwU that I x3 am as ;;w;; weww begot, my >w< wiege- 
^-^ Faiw ^-^ faww OwO the bones UwU that took OwO the x3 pains uWu fow >_< me!- 
>_< Compawe ^-^ ouw faces ÚwÚ and >w< be ;;w;; judge OwO youwsewf. 
>w< If ^.^ owd Sir ;;w;; Wobewt >_> did ^.^ beget OwO us uWu both 
And ;;w;; wewe ^-^ ouw fathew, ÚwÚ and :3 this :3 son >_< wike x3 him- 
:3 O ^.^ owd Sir >_> Wobewt, fathew, uWu on my knee 
I ^w^ give >w< heaven ^w^ thanks I ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot >_< wike ^-^ to thee! 
KING :3 JOHN. ÚwÚ Why, what :3 a ^-^ madcap ;;w;; hath >w< heaven lent OwO us :3 hewe! 
ELINOR. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :3 a xDD twick >_> of ^-^ Coeuw-de-wion's ^.^ face; 
The accent >_> of his :33 tongue UwU affecteth >_> him. 
Do you ^.^ nyot ;;w;; wead >w< some ^w^ tokens >_> of my :3 son 
UwU In OwO the uWu wawge :3 composition >_> of :3 this man? 
KING :3 JOHN. Minye eye ;;w;; hath ;;w;; weww examinyed his pawts 
And ^.^ finds them pewfect >_< Wichawd. Sirrah, ÚwÚ speak, 
What doth move you ^-^ to OwO cwaim >_> youw >_< bwothew's land? 
BASTAWD. xDD Because ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 a ^-^ hawf-face, >_< wike my father. 
x3 With half UwU that ;;w;; face would ^.^ he ^.^ have >w< aww my wand: 
OwO A ^-^ hawf-fac'd ^w^ gwoat five ^-^ hundwed :3 pound :3 a :33 yeaw! 
^-^ WOBEWT. UwU My >_< gwacious UwU wiege, when UwU that my fathew liv'd, 
Your bwothew >_> did x3 empwoy my fathew xDD much- 
BASTAWD. Weww, ;;w;; siw, uWu by :3 this you cannyot >_< get my wand: 
Your xDD tawe >w< must >w< be how ^.^ he empwoy'd my mother. 
^-^ WOBEWT. And UwU once :33 dispatch'd him in OwO an >_< embassy 
ÚwÚ To >_< Gewmany, there with OwO the UwU Empewow 
ÚwÚ To >w< tweat >_> of UwU high affairs ^w^ touching UwU that xDD time. 
^-^ Th' ^w^ advantage >_> of his absence took OwO the ;;w;; King, 
And in OwO the >_> meantime sojourn'd at my xDD fathew's; 
:3 Whewe how ^.^ he >_> did :33 pwevaiw I ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to UwU speak- 
But >w< twuth :3 is twuth: uWu wawge lengths >_> of :33 seas ÚwÚ and shores 
>w< Between my fathew ÚwÚ and my mothew >_< way, 
UwU As I ^.^ have heard my fathew speak himself, 
When :3 this >_> same >w< wusty ^-^ gentweman ÚwÚ was got. 
:3 Upon his death-bed ^.^ he uWu by uWu wiww >_> bequeath'd 
His x3 wands ^-^ to uWu me, ÚwÚ and took ^.^ it uWu on his death 
:33 That :3 this my >_> mothew's :3 son ÚwÚ was UwU nyonye >_> of his; 
And ^-^ if ^.^ he OwO wewe, ^.^ he came OwO into OwO the x3 wowwd 
>w< Fuww fouwteen ;;w;; weeks before OwO the ^-^ couwse >_> of xDD time. 
>_> Then, good my UwU wiege, let me ^.^ have what :3 is ÚwÚ minye, 
UwU My >_< fathew's wand, as ÚwÚ was my >_< fathew's uWu wiww. 
KING :3 JOHN. Sirrah, >_> youw bwothew :3 is legitimate: 
Your >_< fathew's UwU wife >_> did aftew wedlock bear ^w^ him, 
And ^-^ if ^.^ she >_> did xDD pway fawse, OwO the fauwt ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ hews; 
^w^ Which fauwt :3 wies uWu on OwO the hazawds >_> of >w< aww >_> husbands 
:33 That ÚwÚ mawwy >w< wives. >_> Teww uWu me, how ^-^ if my :33 bwothew, 
Who, as you ÚwÚ say, took x3 pains ^-^ to >_< get :3 this UwU son, 
Had >_> of >_> youw fathew :33 cwaim'd :3 this :3 son uWu fow his? 
UwU In UwU sooth, good OwO fwiend, >_> youw fathew UwU might ^.^ have ^-^ kept 
:3 This >w< cawf, bwed ^-^ fwom his >w< cow, ^-^ fwom >w< aww OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; 
UwU In UwU sooth, ^.^ he :3 might; then, ^-^ if ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe my uWu bwothew's, 
UwU My bwothew UwU might ^.^ nyot OwO cwaim him; :3 nyow >_> youw fathew, 
>_> Being UwU nyonye >_> of his, ^w^ wefuse >_> him. :3 This :33 concwudes: 
UwU My >_> mothew's :3 son >_> did >_< get >_> youw >_< fathew's xDD heiw; 
Your >_< fathew's ÚwÚ heiw >w< must ^.^ have >_> youw >_< fathew's land. 
^-^ WOBEWT. :33 Shaww then my >_< fathew's uWu wiww >w< be >_> of nyo x3 fowce 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ dispossess UwU that >w< chiwd ;;w;; which :3 is ^.^ nyot his? 
BASTAWD. x3 Of nyo ^-^ mowe x3 fowce ^-^ to ^.^ dispossess uWu me, ;;w;; siw, 
>w< Than ÚwÚ was his uWu wiww ^-^ to >_< get uWu me, as I uWu think. 
ELINOR. :3 Whethew xDD hadst :3 thou wathew >w< be :3 a :3 Fauwconbwidge, 
And >_< wike >w< thy :33 bwothew, ^-^ to enjoy >w< thy wand, 
Ow OwO the weputed :3 son >_> of Coeur-de-lion, 
Wowd >_> of >w< thy :3 pwesence ÚwÚ and nyo ^.^ wand ^.^ beside? 
BASTAWD. ^w^ Madam, OwO an ^-^ if my bwothew xDD had my ^-^ shape 
And I xDD had his, Sir ;;w;; Wobewt's his, >_< wike him; 
And ^-^ if my >w< wegs ;;w;; wewe two such ÚwÚ widing-wods, 
UwU My ÚwÚ awms such :33 eew-skins ;;w;; stuff'd, my ;;w;; face OwO so xDD thin 
:33 That in >_< minye ear I durst ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ stick :3 a wose 
Lest x3 men shouwd uWu say ;;w;; 'Wook xDD whewe :33 thwee-fawthings >_< goes!' 
And, ^-^ to his ^w^ shape, ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to >w< aww :3 this ^w^ wand- 
Wouwd I UwU might never :33 stiw ^-^ fwom x3 off :3 this place, 
I would ^w^ give ^.^ it every foot ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 this >w< face! 
I would ^.^ nyot >w< be Sir ^.^ Nyob in ^-^ any ^.^ case. 
ELINOR. I >_< wike ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. uWu Wiwt :3 thou >_> fowsake >w< thy OwO fowtunye, 
Bequeath >w< thy ^.^ wand ^-^ to him ÚwÚ and follow x3 me? 
I x3 am :3 a sowdiew ÚwÚ and :3 nyow bound ^-^ to OwO Fwance. 
BASTAWD. xDD Bwothew, UwU take you my wand, I'll UwU take my chance. 
Your ;;w;; face ;;w;; hath ^w^ got five ^-^ hundwed :3 pound :3 a yeaw, 
>_> Yet ;;w;; seww >_> youw ;;w;; face uWu fow UwU fivepence ÚwÚ and 'tis ;;w;; deaw. 
^w^ Madam, I'll follow you x3 unto OwO the :33 death. 
ELINOR. ;;w;; Nyay, I would ^.^ have you >w< go before me thithew. 
BASTAWD. Our ;;w;; countwy ^-^ mannyews ^w^ give ^-^ ouw x3 bettews way. 
KING :3 JOHN. What :3 is >w< thy name? 
BASTAWD. uWu Phiwip, my UwU wiege, OwO so :3 is my name ;;w;; begun: 
uWu Phiwip, good ^.^ owd Sir ;;w;; Wobewt's :3 wife's ewdest :33 son. 
KING :3 JOHN. From ^w^ hencefowth bear his name uWu whose fowm :3 thou >_> beawest: 
>_< Knyeew :3 thou ;;w;; down uWu Phiwip, uWu but xDD wise ^-^ mowe great- 
>w< Awise Sir Richard ÚwÚ and ^-^ Pwantagenyet. 
BASTAWD. ^w^ Bwothew uWu by th' >_> mothew's >w< side, ^w^ give me >_> youw >w< hand; 
UwU My fathew >_> gave me xDD honyouw, x3 youws >_> gave land. 
Nyow bwessed >w< be OwO the xDD houw, uWu by night ^w^ ow day, 
When I ÚwÚ was got, Sir ;;w;; Wobewt ÚwÚ was >w< away! 
ELINOR. The vewy spirit >_> of Plantagenet! 
I x3 am >w< thy :33 gwandam, Richard: caww me ÚwÚ so. 
BASTAWD. ^w^ Madam, uWu by uWu chance, uWu but ^.^ nyot uWu by OwO twuth; what xDD though? 
OwO Something >w< about, :3 a wittwe ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< wight, 
UwU In at OwO the window, ^w^ ow ewse o'ew OwO the >w< hatch; 
OwO Who dawes ^.^ nyot :33 stiw uWu by :3 day >w< must ÚwÚ wawk uWu by >_< nyight; 
And ^.^ have :3 is x3 have, :33 howevew x3 men ^-^ do xDD catch. 
Near ^w^ ow :3 faw OwO off, ;;w;; weww xDD won :3 is still ;;w;; weww ^.^ shot; 
And I x3 am OwO I, :33 howe'ew I ÚwÚ was begot. 
KING :3 JOHN. Go, ÚwÚ Fauwconbwidge; :3 nyow x3 hast :3 thou >w< thy desire: 
OwO A ^w^ wandwess x3 knyight makes ÚwÚ thee :3 a ^w^ wanded squiwe. 
^w^ Come, UwU madam, ÚwÚ and xDD come, ÚwÚ Wichawd, ^-^ we >w< must ÚwÚ speed 
>_< Fow UwU Fwance, uWu fow UwU Fwance, uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ mowe than need. 
BASTAWD. xDD Bwothew, ^.^ adieu. Good >_> fowtunye come ^-^ to thee! 
>_< Fow :3 thou >_< wast ^w^ got >w< i' th' uWu way >_> of x3 honyesty. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but OwO the BASTARD 
OwO A foot >_> of uWu honyouw better than I ^-^ was; 
But many :3 a many foot >_> of ^.^ wand OwO the >w< wowse. 
Weww, :3 nyow can I ^-^ make ^-^ any ÚwÚ Joan :3 a >_< wady. 
'Good den, Sir Richard!'-'God-a-mercy, ^w^ fewwow!' 
And ^-^ if his name >w< be >_> Geowge, I'll caww him Peter; 
>_< Fow nyew-made uWu honyouw doth ^-^ fowget xDD men's uWu nyames: 
^.^ 'Tis xDD too >_> wespective ÚwÚ and xDD too sociabwe 
>_< Fow >_> youw conversion. Nyow >_> youw OwO twavewwew, 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ and his >w< toothpick at my worship's xDD mess- 
And when my :33 knyightwy stomach :3 is ^-^ suffic'd, 
UwU Why then I x3 suck my UwU teeth ÚwÚ and catechize 
UwU My picked man >_> of :33 countwies: >w< 'My dear ^-^ siw,' 
ÚwÚ Thus uWu weanying uWu on >_< minye >_< ewbow I begin 
OwO 'I uWu shaww uWu beseech uWu you'-That :3 is xDD question UwU nyow; 
And then comes ÚwÚ answew >_< wike OwO an uWu Absey ÚwÚ book: 
'O ^-^ siw,' :33 says ÚwÚ answew ;;w;; 'at >_> youw :33 best ^.^ command, 
^.^ At >_> youw employment, at >_> youw UwU sewvice, uWu siw!' 
>_> 'Nyo, ^-^ siw,' :33 says xDD question >w< 'I, ^w^ sweet ;;w;; siw, at UwU youws.' 
And so, ewe ÚwÚ answew knows what xDD question ÚwÚ wouwd, 
:3 Saving in >_< diawogue >_> of compliment, 
And >_> tawking >_> of OwO the Awps ÚwÚ and ^w^ Apennyinyes, 
The x3 Pywenyean ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> wivew ^-^ Po- 
^w^ It dwaws towawd ^w^ suppew in >_> concwusion ÚwÚ so. 
But :3 this :3 is x3 wowshipfuw >_> society, 
And ^-^ fits OwO the ÚwÚ mounting spirit >_< wike mysewf; 
>_< Fow ^.^ he :3 is uWu but :3 a xDD bastawd ^-^ to OwO the UwU time 
:33 That doth ^.^ nyot xDD smack >_> of ^w^ obsewvation- 
And OwO so x3 am OwO I, whethew I xDD smack ^w^ ow no; 
And ^.^ nyot :3 awonye in :33 habit ÚwÚ and OwO device, 
uWu Extewiow >_> fowm, >_> outwawd ^w^ accoutwement, 
But ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< inwawd motion ^-^ to x3 dewivew 
ÚwÚ Sweet, ;;w;; sweet, ^w^ sweet :3 poison uWu fow OwO the age's OwO tooth; 
>w< Which, >w< though I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ;;w;; pwactise ^-^ to UwU deceive, 
xDD Yet, ^-^ to UwU avoid >w< deceit, I UwU mean ^-^ to weawn; 
>_< Fow ^.^ it uWu shaww UwU stwew OwO the ÚwÚ footsteps >_> of my >w< wising. 
But ^-^ who comes in such haste in uWu widing-wobes? 
What woman-post :3 is uWu this? ;;w;; Hath ^.^ she nyo xDD husband 
:33 That uWu wiww UwU take x3 pains ^-^ to blow :3 a ^w^ hown before uWu hew? 

x3 Entew LADY FAUWCONBWIDGE, ÚwÚ and JAMES GUWNyEY 

:3 O uWu me, 'tis my mothew! OwO How nyow, good ^-^ wady! 
What brings you here ^-^ to couwt OwO so :33 hastiwy? 
LADY ^w^ FAUWCONBWIDGE. :3 Whewe :3 is UwU that slave, >w< thy xDD bwothew? 
:3 Whewe :3 is ^.^ he 
:33 That howds in ^.^ chase >_< minye uWu honyouw OwO up ÚwÚ and :33 down? 
BASTAWD. UwU My bwothew >_> Wobewt, ^.^ owd Sir ;;w;; Wobewt's xDD son? 
x3 Cowbwand OwO the >_> giant, UwU that >_> same :3 mighty man? 
^-^ Is ^.^ it Sir ;;w;; Wobewt's :3 son UwU that you >w< seek so? 
LADY ^w^ FAUWCONBWIDGE. Sir ;;w;; Wobewt's >_< son! >w< Ay, :3 thou unwevewend OwO boy, 
Sir ;;w;; Wobewt's >_< son! UwU Why ÚwÚ scown'st :3 thou at Sir Robert? 
ÚwÚ He :3 is Sir ;;w;; Wobewt's UwU son, ÚwÚ and OwO so art >w< thou. 
BASTAWD. xDD James UwU Guwnyey, xDD wiwt :3 thou ^w^ give OwO us xDD weave awhile? 
GUWNyEY. Good leave, good Phiwip. 
BASTAWD. >_> Phiwip-Spawwow! x3 James, 
There's xDD toys abwoad-anyon I'll tell ÚwÚ thee more. 
Exit GUWNyEY 
^w^ Madam, I ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ^.^ owd Sir ;;w;; Wobewt's :3 son; 
Sir ;;w;; Wobewt UwU might ^.^ have xDD eat his part in me 
:3 Upon Good ^w^ Fwiday, ÚwÚ and :33 nye'ew x3 bwoke his fast. 
Sir ;;w;; Wobewt :33 couwd :33 do: ^.^ weww-mawwy, ^-^ to OwO confess- 
Could ^.^ he >_< get x3 me? Sir ;;w;; Wobewt :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ do OwO it: 
We xDD knyow his handiwowk. :33 Thewefowe, good mothew, 
ÚwÚ To xDD whom x3 am I OwO behowding uWu fow ^.^ these limbs? 
Sir ;;w;; Wobewt never howp ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 this leg. 
LADY ^w^ FAUWCONBWIDGE. xDD Hast :3 thou ÚwÚ conspiwed with >w< thy bwothew UwU too, 
:33 That uWu fow UwU thinye >_> own >_< gain shouldst ^w^ defend >_< minye honour? 
What :3 means :3 this ^w^ scown, :3 thou UwU most ;;w;; untowawd >w< knyave? 
BASTAWD. uWu Knyight, :3 knyight, good mothew, ;;w;; Basiwisco-wike. 
>_< What! I x3 am xDD dubb'd; I ^.^ have ^.^ it uWu on my shouwdew. 
But, mothew, I x3 am ^.^ nyot Sir ;;w;; Wobewt's ^-^ son: 
I ^.^ have UwU discwaim'd Sir ;;w;; Wobewt ÚwÚ and my >w< wand; 
>_< Wegitimation, uWu nyame, ÚwÚ and >w< aww :3 is gone. 
>_> Then, good my mothew, let me xDD knyow my >_> fathew- 
uWu Some pwopew man, I :33 hope. OwO Who ÚwÚ was it, >_> mothew? 
LADY ^w^ FAUWCONBWIDGE. xDD Hast :3 thou ;;w;; denyied thyself :3 a :33 Fauwconbwidge? 
BASTAWD. UwU As >_> faithfuwwy as I deny OwO the ^w^ deviw. 
LADY ^w^ FAUWCONBWIDGE. UwU King Richard ^.^ Coeuw-de-wion ÚwÚ was >w< thy father. 
By wong ÚwÚ and vehement suit I ÚwÚ was ^w^ seduc'd 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 woom uWu fow him in my >_< husband's bed. 
xDD Heaven uWu way ^.^ nyot my transgression ^-^ to my :3 chawge! 
Thou art OwO the xDD issue >_> of my dear offence, 
^w^ Which ÚwÚ was OwO so stwongwy urg'd ÚwÚ past my xDD defence. 
BASTAWD. Nyow, uWu by :3 this >_< wight, ;;w;; wewe I ^-^ to >_< get uWu again, 
^w^ Madam, I would ^.^ nyot ^w^ wish :3 a better father. 
uWu Some x3 sins ^-^ do bear theiw UwU pwiviwege uWu on :3 eawth, 
And OwO so doth UwU youws: >_> youw fauwt ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot >_> youw uWu fowwy; 
uWu Nyeeds >w< must you uWu way >_> youw OwO heawt at his xDD dispose, 
xDD Subjected twibute ^-^ to ^-^ commanding love, 
uWu Against uWu whose :3 fuwy ÚwÚ and UwU unmatched x3 fowce 
The ;;w;; awewess x3 wion :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ;;w;; wage OwO the fight 
Nyow ^-^ keep his >_< pwincewy OwO heawt ^-^ fwom UwU Wichawd's hand. 
ÚwÚ He UwU that ÚwÚ pewfowce >_> wobs ^.^ wions >_> of theiw hearts 
May easiwy ^.^ win :3 a >_< woman's. >w< Ay, my mothew, 
x3 With >w< aww my OwO heawt I :3 thank ÚwÚ thee uWu fow my ^-^ fathew! 
OwO Who ;;w;; wives ÚwÚ and dawes uWu but uWu say :3 thou didst ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww 
When I ÚwÚ was got, I'll ^-^ send his ^w^ souw ^-^ to ÚwÚ heww. 
^w^ Come, >w< wady, I uWu wiww show ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to my kin; 
And uWu they uWu shaww uWu say when Richard me begot, 
>w< If :3 thou xDD hadst ^w^ said him xDD nyay, ^.^ it xDD had >_< been UwU sin. 
OwO Who :33 says ^.^ it OwO was, ^.^ he wies; I uWu say 'twas not. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE 1 

OwO Fwance. Before ^.^ Angiews 

OwO Entew, uWu on ^-^ onye >w< side, AUSTRIA ÚwÚ and >_> fowces; uWu on OwO the xDD othew, KING ^w^ PHIWIP >_< OF >_> FWANCE, 
UwU WEWIS OwO the ÚwÚ Dauphin, >w< CONSTANCE, >_> AWTHUW, ÚwÚ and fowces 

KING >_< PHIWIP. Before ^.^ Angiews ;;w;; weww met, bwave ^w^ Austwia. 
Awthuw, UwU that gweat forerunner >_> of >w< thy blood, 
ÚwÚ Wichawd, UwU that ;;w;; wobb'd OwO the x3 wion >_> of his OwO heawt 
And xDD fought OwO the holy wars in Palestine, 
By :3 this bwave >_> duke came >_< eawwy ^-^ to his grave; 
And uWu fow amends ^-^ to his xDD postewity, 
^.^ At ^-^ ouw ^-^ impowtance UwU hithew :3 is ^.^ he come 
ÚwÚ To UwU spwead his uWu cowouws, OwO boy, in >w< thy >_< behawf; 
And ^-^ to webuke OwO the usuwpation 
x3 Of >w< thy uWu unnyatuwaw uncwe, Engwish John. 
>w< Embwace ^w^ him, love ^w^ him, ^w^ give him ^-^ wewcome hithew. 
ÚwÚ AWTHUW. :3 God uWu shaww forgive you ^-^ Coeuw-de-wion's death 
The wathew UwU that you ^w^ give his offspring xDD wife, 
^.^ Shadowing theiw ^.^ wight uWu undew >_> youw x3 wings >_> of waw. 
I ^w^ give you ^-^ wewcome with :3 a powerless ;;w;; hand, 
But with :3 a OwO heawt :33 fuww >_> of unstainyed :33 wuv; 
>w< Wewcome before OwO the ^w^ gates >_> of uWu Angiews, >_> Duke. 
KING >_< PHIWIP. OwO A x3 nyobwe :33 boy! OwO Who would ^.^ nyot ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee OwO wight? 
;;w;; AUSTWIA. :3 Upon >w< thy ^-^ cheek uWu way I :3 this zeawous ÚwÚ kiss 
UwU As >w< seaw ^-^ to :3 this indenture >_> of my love: 
:33 That ^-^ to my UwU home I uWu wiww nyo ^-^ mowe xDD wetuwn 
;;w;; Tiww ^.^ Angiews ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ wight :3 thou x3 hast in UwU Fwance, 
Together with UwU that pawe, UwU that ;;w;; white-fac'd shore, 
uWu Whose foot xDD spuwns xDD back OwO the ocean's roaring uWu tides 
And :3 coops ^-^ fwom uWu othew x3 wands xDD hew islanders- 
>_< Even ÚwÚ tiww UwU that >_> Engwand, ^w^ hedg'd in with OwO the :33 main, 
:33 That water-walled ;;w;; buwwawk, still secure 
And >w< confident ^-^ fwom foweign puwposes- 
>_< Even ÚwÚ tiww UwU that xDD utmost >_< cownyew >_> of OwO the west 
ÚwÚ Sawute ÚwÚ thee uWu fow xDD hew xDD king. ;;w;; Tiww then, fair OwO boy, 
uWu Wiww I ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think >_> of home, uWu but follow arms. 
CONSTANCE. :33 O, UwU take his >_> mothew's UwU thanks, :3 a uWu widow's UwU thanks, 
;;w;; Tiww >_> youw >w< stwong hand uWu shaww ^w^ hewp ^-^ to ^w^ give him OwO stwength 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a ^-^ mowe requital ^-^ to >_> youw ^w^ wuv! 
;;w;; AUSTWIA. The xDD peace >_> of >w< heaven :3 is ;;w;; theiws UwU that wift theiw >_> swowds 
UwU In such :3 a ^.^ just ÚwÚ and chawitabwe waw. 
KING >_< PHIWIP. ^.^ Weww then, ^-^ to ;;w;; wowk! Our UwU cannyon uWu shaww >w< be bent 
uWu Against OwO the uWu bwows >_> of :3 this wesisting UwU town; 
^-^ Caww uWu fow ^-^ ouw UwU chiefest x3 men >_> of discipwinye, 
ÚwÚ To cull OwO the >_< pwots >_> of :33 best ^w^ advantages. 
>w< We'ww uWu way before :3 this ^-^ town ^-^ ouw :33 woyaw OwO bonyes, 
:33 Wade ^-^ to OwO the OwO mawket-pwace in Frenchmen's blood, 
But ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ make ^.^ it :33 subject ^-^ to :3 this ÚwÚ boy. 
CONSTANCE. uWu Stay uWu fow OwO an ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to >_> youw ^.^ embassy, 
Lest unyadvis'd you :33 stain >_> youw >_> swowds with bwood; 
UwU My Wowd x3 Chatiwwon ^-^ may ^-^ fwom ^.^ Engwand bwing 
:33 That ^.^ wight in xDD peace ;;w;; which here ^-^ we :3 uwge in war, 
And then ^-^ we uWu shaww ^w^ wepent OwO each >_> dwop >_> of UwU bwood 
:33 That ^.^ hot wash haste OwO so ÚwÚ indiwectwy OwO shed. 

x3 Entew CHATILLON 

KING >_< PHIWIP. OwO A >_< wondew, ^-^ wady! :33 Wo, x3 upon >w< thy OwO wish, 
Our :33 messengew x3 Chatiwwon :3 is awwiv'd. 
What ^.^ Engwand uWu says, uWu say :3 bwiefwy, gentwe ^w^ wowd; 
We ;;w;; cowdwy :3 pause uWu fow thee. >_> Chatiwwon, speak. 
;;w;; CHATIWWON. ;;w;; Then xDD tuwn >_> youw fowces ^-^ fwom :3 this pawtwy ^w^ siege 
And :33 stiw them OwO up x3 against :3 a :33 mightiew task. 
>_> Engwand, impatient >_> of >_> youw ^.^ just ^w^ demands, 
;;w;; Hath >w< put ^-^ himsewf in arms. The advewse ^.^ winds, 
uWu Whose :3 weisuwe I ^.^ have stay'd, ^.^ have >w< given him UwU time 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ wand his legions >w< aww as >_> soon as I; 
His marches awe OwO expedient ^-^ to :3 this ;;w;; town, 
His fowces ^w^ stwong, his xDD sowdiews uWu confident. 
x3 With him ÚwÚ awong :3 is come OwO the ^w^ mothew-queen, 
An Ate, stiwwing him ^-^ to UwU bwood ÚwÚ and ^w^ stwife; 
x3 With xDD hew OwO the OwO Wady ÚwÚ Bwanch >_> of x3 Spain; 
x3 With them :3 a xDD bastawd >_> of OwO the :3 king's UwU deceas'd; 
And >w< aww th' uWu unsettwed uWu humouws >_> of OwO the ^w^ wand- 
uWu Wash, xDD inconsidewate, :33 fiewy :3 vowuntawies, 
x3 With ladies' faces ÚwÚ and fiewce ^-^ dwagons' spweens- 
>_< Have :3 sowd theiw :3 fowtunyes at theiw ÚwÚ nyative ^-^ homes, 
:33 Beawing theiw >_< biwthwights >w< pwoudwy uWu on theiw backs, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a ;;w;; hazawd >_> of OwO nyew :3 fowtunyes here. 
UwU In brief, :3 a ;;w;; bwavew UwU choice >_> of ^-^ dauntwess uWu spiwits 
>w< Than :3 nyow OwO the Engwish ÚwÚ bottoms ^.^ have ;;w;; waft o'ew 
OwO Did never fwoat x3 upon OwO the ;;w;; swewwing >_< tide 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ do OwO offence ÚwÚ and ^w^ scathe in uWu Chwistendom. [Drum ^w^ beats] 
The interruption >_> of theiw :33 chuwwish ;;w;; dwums 
x3 Cuts x3 off ^-^ mowe circumstance: uWu they awe at >w< hand; 
ÚwÚ To UwU pawwey ^w^ ow ^-^ to fight, OwO thewefowe >_> pwepawe. 
KING >_< PHIWIP. OwO How >w< much uWu unwook'd uWu fow :3 is :3 this >w< expedition! 
;;w;; AUSTWIA. By how >w< much unyexpected, uWu by OwO so >w< much 
We >w< must :33 awake ^.^ endeavouw uWu fow uWu defence, 
>_< Fow :33 couwage ÚwÚ mounteth with ;;w;; occasion. 
>_> Wet them >w< be ^-^ wewcome then; ^-^ we awe OwO pwepaw'd. 

x3 Entew KING ÚwÚ JOHN, OwO EWINyOW, BLANCH, OwO the BASTARD, 
PEMBWOKE, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews 

KING :3 JOHN. xDD Peace >w< be ^-^ to UwU Fwance, ^-^ if Fwance in xDD peace >w< pewmit 
Our ^.^ just ÚwÚ and lineal entwance ^-^ to ^-^ ouw own! 
>w< If ;;w;; nyot, bleed UwU Fwance, ÚwÚ and xDD peace ;;w;; ascend ^-^ to UwU heaven, 
ÚwÚ Whiwes >_> we, God's xDD wwathfuw ;;w;; agent, ^-^ do >_< cowwect 
Their >_> pwoud >_> contempt UwU that x3 beats His xDD peace ^-^ to uWu heaven! 
KING >_< PHIWIP. xDD Peace >w< be ^-^ to >_> Engwand, ^-^ if UwU that OwO waw xDD wetuwn 
From Fwance ^-^ to >_> Engwand, there ^-^ to live in :3 peace! 
^.^ Engwand ^-^ we love, ÚwÚ and uWu fow UwU that England's :33 sake 
x3 With >_> buwden >_> of ^-^ ouw xDD awmouw here ^-^ we ^.^ sweat. 
:3 This >_< toiw >_> of ^w^ ouws shouwd >w< be :3 a wowk >_> of :3 thinye; 
But :3 thou ^-^ fwom :33 woving ^.^ Engwand art OwO so :3 faw 
:33 That :3 thou x3 hast undew-wwought his lawful ^-^ king, 
xDD Cut x3 off OwO the >w< sequence >_> of xDD postewity, 
Outfaced ÚwÚ infant state, ÚwÚ and x3 donye :3 a >w< wape 
:3 Upon OwO the OwO maiden :3 viwtue >_> of OwO the ^w^ cwown. 
Wook here x3 upon >w< thy bwothew ÚwÚ Geffwey's face: 
^.^ These >_> eyes, ^.^ these ^-^ bwows, ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ mouwded >_< out >_> of his; 
:3 This wittwe UwU abstwact doth contain UwU that uWu wawge 
^w^ Which ;;w;; died in ÚwÚ Geffwey, ÚwÚ and OwO the hand >_> of UwU time 
:33 Shaww dwaw :3 this bwief OwO into as huge :3 a volume. 
:33 That Geffwey ÚwÚ was >w< thy ÚwÚ ewdew bwothew :33 bown, 
And :3 this his :3 son; ^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ Geffwey's >_< wight, 
And :3 this :3 is ÚwÚ Geffwey's. UwU In OwO the name >_> of God, 
OwO How comes ^.^ it then UwU that :3 thou art xDD caww'd :3 a ^-^ king, 
When :3 wiving UwU bwood doth in ^.^ these OwO tempwes beat 
^w^ Which owe OwO the :3 cwown UwU that :3 thou o'ew-mastewest? 
KING :3 JOHN. From xDD whom x3 hast :3 thou :3 this gweat xDD commission, UwU Fwance, 
ÚwÚ To dwaw my ÚwÚ answew ^-^ fwom >w< thy ^w^ awticwes? 
KING >_< PHIWIP. From UwU that uWu supewnyaw ;;w;; judge UwU that OwO stiws good >_> thoughts 
UwU In ^-^ any uWu bweast >_> of >w< stwong authowity 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wook OwO into OwO the >_> bwots ÚwÚ and x3 stains >_> of >_> wight. 
:33 That ;;w;; judge ;;w;; hath :3 made me guardian ^-^ to :3 this OwO boy, 
^.^ Undew uWu whose ;;w;; wawwant I >_< impeach >w< thy ^.^ wwong, 
And uWu by uWu whose ^w^ hewp I UwU mean ^-^ to chastise it. 
KING :3 JOHN. Awack, :3 thou OwO dost usurp authowity. 
KING >_< PHIWIP. >_> Excuse ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to beat uWu usuwping down. 
ELINOR. OwO Who :3 is ^.^ it :3 thou OwO dost caww usuwpew, :33 Fwance? 
CONSTANCE. >_> Wet me ^-^ make OwO answew: >w< thy uWu usuwping :33 son. 
ELINOR. :33 Out, ^-^ insowent! x3 Thy xDD bastawd uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ king, 
:33 That :3 thou uWu mayst >w< be :3 a queen ÚwÚ and >_< check OwO the world! 
CONSTANCE. UwU My bed ÚwÚ was >w< evew ^-^ to >w< thy :3 son as OwO twue 
UwU As UwU thinye ÚwÚ was ^-^ to >w< thy ^-^ husband; ÚwÚ and :3 this :3 boy 
ÚwÚ Wikew in >_> featuwe ^-^ to his fathew Geffwey 
>w< Than :3 thou ÚwÚ and uWu John in :33 mannyews-being as ÚwÚ Eke 
UwU As ;;w;; wain ^-^ to ^w^ watew, ^w^ ow ^w^ deviw ^-^ to his >w< dam. 
UwU My :3 boy :3 a ^w^ bastawd! By my >_> souw, I ÚwÚ think 
His fathew never ÚwÚ was OwO so OwO twue :33 begot; 
^w^ It cannyot ^.^ be, OwO an ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ wewt his mother. 
ELINOR. There's :3 a good mothew, OwO boy, UwU that >_> bwots >w< thy father. 
CONSTANCE. There's :3 a good :33 gwandam, OwO boy, UwU that would ^-^ bwot thee. 
;;w;; AUSTWIA. UwU Peace! 
BASTAWD. >w< Heaw OwO the uWu cwiew. 
;;w;; AUSTWIA. What OwO the ^w^ deviw art thou? 
BASTAWD. >_< Onye UwU that uWu wiww xDD pway OwO the x3 deviw, ;;w;; siw, with you, 
An UwU 'a ^-^ may catch >_> youw hide ÚwÚ and you awonye. 
You awe OwO the ^-^ hawe >_> of xDD whom OwO the OwO pwuvwb >_> goes, 
uWu Whose valour plucks UwU dead ^.^ wions uWu by OwO the ^w^ beawd; 
I'll ^-^ smoke >_> youw OwO skin-coat OwO an I catch you ^-^ wight; 
Sirrah, ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to 't; >w< i' :3 faith I wiww, >w< i' ;;w;; faith. 
>w< BWANCH. :33 O, ;;w;; weww >_> did ^.^ he ÚwÚ become UwU that >_< wion's robe 
:33 That >_> did diswobe OwO the x3 wion >_> of UwU that >w< wobe! 
BASTAWD. ^w^ It :3 wies as ^-^ sightwy uWu on OwO the xDD back >_> of him 
UwU As gweat >_> Awcides' >w< shows x3 upon OwO an :3 ass; 
But, ass, I'll UwU take UwU that >_> buwden ^-^ fwom >_> youw ^w^ back, 
Ow uWu way uWu on UwU that uWu shaww ^-^ make >_> youw shouwdews cwack. 
;;w;; AUSTWIA. What ^.^ cwackew :3 is :3 this >_> same UwU that deafs ^-^ ouw ears 
x3 With :3 this abundance >_> of OwO supewfwuous breath? 
UwU King uWu Phiwip, xDD detewminye what ^-^ we uWu shaww ^-^ do ÚwÚ stwaight. 
KING >_< PHIWIP. xDD Women ÚwÚ and fools, >_< bweak x3 off >_> youw ^w^ confewence. 
UwU King :33 John, :3 this :3 is OwO the vewy sum >_> of ÚwÚ aww: 
^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ and UwU Iwewand, Anjou, Touraine, ^.^ Mainye, 
UwU In ^.^ wight >_> of Awthuw, ^-^ do I OwO cwaim >_> of thee; 
uWu Wiwt :3 thou resign them ÚwÚ and uWu way ;;w;; down >w< thy >w< awms? 
KING :3 JOHN. UwU My life as UwU soon. I ^-^ do :33 defy ^.^ thee, OwO Fwance. 
Arthur >_> of >w< Bwitainye, ÚwÚ yiewd ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to my ;;w;; hand, 
And >_< out >_> of my dear love I'll ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe 
>w< Than e'ew OwO the cowawd hand >_> of Fwance can win. 
^.^ Submit ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ boy. 
ELINOR. Come ^-^ to >w< thy :33 gwandam, chiwd. 
CONSTANCE. uWu Do, OwO chiwd, >w< go ^-^ to ^.^ it :33 gwandam, x3 chiwd; 
>w< Give gwandam UwU kingdom, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it gwandam uWu wiww 
>w< Give ^.^ it :3 a >_< pwum, :3 a cherry, ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; fig. 
There's :3 a good gwandam! 
ÚwÚ AWTHUW. Good my mothew, :3 peace! 
I would UwU that I ;;w;; wewe low >_> waid in my OwO gwave: 
I x3 am ^.^ nyot wowth :3 this ;;w;; coiw that's :3 made uWu fow >_> me. 
ELINOR. His mothew uWu shames him so, UwU poow OwO boy, ^.^ he OwO weeps. 
CONSTANCE. Nyow ÚwÚ shame x3 upon you, whe'er ^.^ she OwO does ^w^ ow no! 
His ;;w;; gwandam's wwongs, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot his >_> mothew's ^.^ shames, 
Draws x3 those ;;w;; heaven-moving peawws ^-^ fwom his UwU poow >_> eyes, 
^w^ Which >w< heaven uWu shaww UwU take in ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of :3 a fee; 
>w< Ay, with ^.^ these crystal uWu beads >w< heaven uWu shaww >w< be brib'd 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ do him :33 justice ÚwÚ and wevenge uWu on you. 
ELINOR. Thou monstrous >w< swandewew >_> of >w< heaven ÚwÚ and earth! 
CONSTANCE. Thou monstrous ^-^ injuwew >_> of >w< heaven ÚwÚ and :3 eawth, 
^-^ Caww ^.^ nyot me slanderer! Thou ÚwÚ and UwU thinye usurp 
The ^w^ dominyations, ^-^ woyawties, ÚwÚ and rights, 
x3 Of :3 this oppwessed >w< boy; :3 this :3 is >w< thy ewdest son's UwU son, 
Infortunate in nyothing uWu but in thee. 
x3 Thy x3 sins awe OwO visited in :3 this UwU poow x3 chiwd; 
The canon >_> of OwO the OwO waw :3 is >_> waid uWu on ^w^ him, 
>_> Being uWu but OwO the uWu second xDD genyewation 
Wemuvd ^-^ fwom >w< thy sin-conceiving womb. 
KING :3 JOHN. Bedlam, ^.^ have >w< donye. 
CONSTANCE. I ^.^ have uWu but :3 this ^-^ to :33 say- 
:33 That ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot only :3 pwagued uWu fow xDD hew uWu sin, 
But :3 God ;;w;; hath :3 made xDD hew xDD sin ÚwÚ and xDD hew OwO the pwague 
uWu On :3 this wemuvd ;;w;; issue, :3 pwagued uWu fow xDD hew 
And with xDD hew x3 pwague; xDD hew xDD sin his injury, 
Her uWu injuwy OwO the beadwe ^-^ to xDD hew >w< sin; 
^-^ Aww :3 punyish'd in OwO the person >_> of :3 this OwO chiwd, 
And >w< aww uWu fow her-a pwague x3 upon her! 
ELINOR. Thou ÚwÚ unyadvised scold, I can >_> pwoduce 
OwO A uWu wiww UwU that :33 baws OwO the title >_> of >w< thy :33 son. 
CONSTANCE. >w< Ay, ^-^ who :33 doubts ÚwÚ that? OwO A wiww, :3 a ;;w;; wicked wiww; 
OwO A :3 woman's wiww; :3 a >_< cank'wed ;;w;; gwandam's ^.^ wiww! 
KING >_< PHIWIP. Peace, ^-^ wady! >_> pause, ^w^ ow >w< be ^-^ mowe ^-^ tempewate. 
^w^ It i-iww beseems :3 this :3 pwesence ^-^ to x3 cwy ^-^ aim 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ these ;;w;; iww-tunyed repetitions. 
uWu Some twumpet summon UwU hithew ^-^ to OwO the >_< wawws 
^.^ These x3 men >_> of Angiers; let OwO us hear them speak 
uWu Whose title uWu they xDD admit, ÚwÚ Awthuw's ^w^ ow >w< John's. 

x3 Twumpet sounds. x3 Entew xDD citizens x3 upon OwO the >_< wawws 

>_< CITIZEN. OwO Who :3 is ^.^ it UwU that ;;w;; hath ^-^ wawn'd OwO us ^-^ to OwO the >_> wawws? 
KING >_< PHIWIP. ^.^ 'Tis UwU Fwance, uWu fow Engwand. 
KING :3 JOHN. ^.^ Engwand uWu fow itself. 
You x3 men >_> of uWu Angiews, ÚwÚ and my :33 woving ^.^ subjects- 
KING >_< PHIWIP. You :33 woving x3 men >_> of uWu Angiews, ÚwÚ Awthuw's :33 subjects, 
Our twumpet xDD caww'd you ^-^ to :3 this gentwe parle- 
KING :3 JOHN. >_< Fow ^-^ ouw ;;w;; advantage; OwO thewefowe hear OwO us >_> fiwst. 
^.^ These >_> fwags >_> of UwU Fwance, UwU that awe OwO advanced here 
Before OwO the eye ÚwÚ and OwO pwospect >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; town, 
>_< Have UwU hithew mawch'd ^-^ to >_> youw xDD endamagement; 
The :33 cannyons ^.^ have theiw uWu bowews :33 fuww >_> of wwath, 
And ready x3 mounted awe uWu they ^-^ to UwU spit :3 fowth 
Their iwon UwU indignyation >w< 'gainst >_> youw ^w^ wawws; 
^-^ Aww pwepawation uWu fow :3 a bwoody ^w^ siege 
And >_< mewciwess proceeding uWu by ^.^ these xDD Fwench 
Confwont >_> youw x3 city's >_> eyes, >_> youw ^w^ winking ^.^ gates; 
And uWu but uWu fow ^-^ ouw xDD appwoach x3 those sweeping >w< stonyes 
:33 That as :3 a >_> waist doth >_< giwdwe you about 
By OwO the :3 compuwsion >_> of theiw owdinyance 
By :3 this UwU time ^-^ fwom theiw uWu fixed ÚwÚ beds >_> of lime 
Had >_< been d-dishabited, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wide ^w^ havoc :3 made 
>_< Fow bwoody power ^-^ to x3 wush x3 upon >_> youw ^-^ peace. 
But uWu on OwO the OwO sight >_> of OwO us >_> youw lawful ^-^ king, 
OwO Who painfully with >w< much OwO expedient mawch 
>_< Have ^w^ bwought :3 a ^w^ countewcheck before >_> youw ^.^ gates, 
ÚwÚ To :33 save unscwatch'd >_> youw x3 city's threat'ned cheeks- 
>_< Behowd, OwO the xDD Fwench >w< amaz'd OwO vouchsafe :3 a :33 pawwe; 
And nyow, :33 instead >_> of >_< buwwets xDD wwapp'd in fire, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a uWu shaking fever in >_> youw wawws, 
^.^ They >_> shoot uWu but UwU cawm uWu wowds fowded OwO up in OwO smoke, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a xDD faithwess error in >_> youw caws; 
^w^ Which xDD twust UwU accowdingwy, >w< kind >_< citizens, 
And let OwO us uWu in-youw ;;w;; King, uWu whose labour'd spiwits, 
Forwearied in :3 this >w< action >_> of swift uWu speed, 
>w< Cwaves ^w^ hawbouwage within >_> youw :33 city walls. 
KING >_< PHIWIP. When I ^.^ have said, ^-^ make ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to OwO us >_> both. 
:33 Wo, in :3 this ^.^ wight ;;w;; hand, uWu whose >w< pwotection 
^-^ Is UwU most divinely ÚwÚ vow'd x3 upon OwO the ^.^ wight 
x3 Of him ^.^ it >_< howds, ^-^ stands x3 young Pwantagenyet, 
>w< Son ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ ewdew bwothew >_> of :3 this man, 
And ;;w;; king o'ew him ÚwÚ and >w< aww UwU that ^.^ he enjoys; 
>_< Fow :3 this ^.^ down-twodden ^w^ equity ^-^ we ÚwÚ twead 
UwU In ^.^ wawwike mawch ^.^ these greens before >_> youw ;;w;; town, 
>_> Being nyo further enemy ^-^ to you 
>w< Than OwO the >w< constwaint >_> of UwU hospitabwe x3 zeaw 
UwU In OwO the ^w^ wewief >_> of :3 this oppwessed >w< chiwd 
Religiously x3 pwovokes. Be ÚwÚ pweased then 
ÚwÚ To pay UwU that >_> duty ;;w;; which you ^.^ twuwy owe 
ÚwÚ To him UwU that ÚwÚ owes it, namely, :3 this x3 young prince; 
And then ^-^ ouw uWu awms, >_< wike ^-^ to :3 a x3 muzzwed ^-^ beaw, 
ÚwÚ Save in ;;w;; aspect, ;;w;; hath >w< aww OwO offence seal'd up; 
Our ^-^ cannyons' ;;w;; mawice OwO vainwy uWu shaww >w< be spent 
uWu Against th' x3 invuwnyewabwe clouds >_> of ^-^ heaven; 
And with :3 a bwessed ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ unvex'd x3 wetiwe, 
x3 With :33 unhack'd >_> swowds ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hewmets >w< aww unbruis'd, 
We uWu wiww bear UwU home UwU that >w< wusty UwU bwood UwU again 
^w^ Which here ^-^ we came ^-^ to >_> spout x3 against >_> youw ;;w;; town, 
And xDD weave >_> youw ^-^ chiwdwen, x3 wives, ÚwÚ and you, in ^-^ peace. 
But ^-^ if you fondwy xDD pass ^-^ ouw pwoffew'd >w< offew, 
^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO the wounduwe >_> of >_> youw ^.^ owd-fac'd >_< wawws 
^w^ Can hide you ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw messengews >_> of war, 
^-^ Though >w< aww ^.^ these Engwish ÚwÚ and theiw UwU discipwinye 
Were harbour'd in theiw wude ÚwÚ ciwcumfewence. 
;;w;; Then tell >w< us, uWu shaww >_> youw :33 city caww OwO us lord 
UwU In UwU that behawf ;;w;; which ^-^ we ^.^ have challeng'd xDD it; 
Ow uWu shaww ^-^ we ^w^ give OwO the signal ^-^ to ^-^ ouw wage, 
And :33 stawk in UwU bwood ^-^ to ^-^ ouw :3 possession? 
>_< CITIZEN. UwU In brief: ^-^ we awe OwO the UwU King >_> of England's ^w^ subjects; 
>_< Fow ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and in his >_< wight, ^-^ we howd :3 this town. 
KING :3 JOHN. Acknowledge then OwO the ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and let me in. 
>_< CITIZEN. :33 That can ^-^ we not; uWu but ^.^ he UwU that proves OwO the ;;w;; King, 
ÚwÚ To him uWu wiww ^-^ we ^w^ pwuv woyaw. ;;w;; Tiww UwU that UwU time 
>_< Have ^-^ we ^w^ wamm'd OwO up ^-^ ouw ^w^ gates x3 against OwO the world. 
KING :3 JOHN. ^-^ Doth ^.^ nyot OwO the :3 cwown >_> of ^.^ Engwand ^w^ pwuv OwO the ^.^ King? 
And ^-^ if ^.^ nyot UwU that, I bwing you xDD witnyesses: 
;;w;; Twice ^w^ fifteen ^w^ thousand hearts >_> of England's breed- 
BASTAWD. Bastards ÚwÚ and >w< ewse. 
KING :3 JOHN. ÚwÚ To :33 vewify ^-^ ouw title with theiw >w< wives. 
KING >_< PHIWIP. UwU As many ÚwÚ and as x3 weww-bown bloods as ^w^ those- 
BASTAWD. uWu Some bastawds ^w^ too. 
KING >_< PHIWIP. Stand in his ;;w;; face ^-^ to contwadict his >w< cwaim. 
>_< CITIZEN. ;;w;; Tiww you compound uWu whose ^.^ wight :3 is x3 wowthiest, 
We uWu fow OwO the wowthiest howd OwO the ^.^ wight ^-^ fwom >_> both. 
KING :3 JOHN. ;;w;; Then :3 God forgive OwO the xDD sin >_> of >w< aww x3 those souws 
:33 That ^-^ to theiw xDD evewwasting uWu wesidence, 
Before OwO the OwO dew >_> of evening ^-^ faww uWu shaww fleet 
UwU In dreadful UwU twiaw >_> of ^-^ ouw xDD kingdom's king! 
KING >_< PHIWIP. ;;w;; Amen, x3 Amen! >_> Mount, chevawiews; ^-^ to awms! 
BASTAWD. x3 Saint >_> Geowge, UwU that ^-^ swing'd OwO the >_> dwagon, ÚwÚ and e'ew >_< since 
^w^ Sits on's horse xDD back at >_< minye >_> hostess' doow, 
Teach OwO us >w< some fence! uWu [To ^-^ AUSTWIA] Sirrah, ;;w;; wewe I at home, 
^.^ At >_> youw den, ÚwÚ siwwah, with >_> youw wionyess, 
I would xDD set OwO an :33 ox-head ^-^ to >_> youw >_< wion's >_> hide, 
And ^-^ make :3 a monster >_> of you. 
;;w;; AUSTWIA. UwU Peace! nyo more. 
BASTAWD. :33 O, x3 twembwe, uWu fow you hear OwO the x3 wion woaw! 
KING :3 JOHN. :33 Up highew ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ pwain, xDD whewe ^w^ we'ww xDD set :3 fowth 
UwU In :33 best ;;w;; appointment >w< aww ^-^ ouw UwU wegiments. 
BASTAWD. Speed then ^-^ to UwU take ^w^ advantage >_> of OwO the fiewd. 
KING >_< PHIWIP. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be >w< so; ÚwÚ and at OwO the uWu othew hiww 
^.^ Command OwO the west ^-^ to :3 stand. :3 God ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw OwO wight! >_< Exeunt 

Here, aftew excuwsions, ÚwÚ entew OwO the ÚwÚ HEWAWD >_< OF >_> FWANCE, 
with twumpets, ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ gates 

FRENCH ^w^ HEWAWD. You x3 men >_> of uWu Angiews, open ^-^ wide >_> youw ^w^ gates 
And let x3 young Awthuw, UwU Duke >_> of >w< Bwitainye, ÚwÚ in, 
OwO Who uWu by OwO the hand >_> of Fwance :3 this :3 day ;;w;; hath :3 made 
^.^ Much wowk uWu fow ;;w;; teaws in many OwO an Engwish mothew, 
uWu Whose >_< sons lie ;;w;; scattewed uWu on OwO the ÚwÚ bweeding ground; 
>_> Many :3 a uWu widow's xDD husband >_> gwuvwwing :3 wies, 
Coldly >_> embwacing OwO the ÚwÚ discowouwed eawth; 
And OwO victowy with wittwe woss doth xDD pway 
:3 Upon OwO the ^-^ dancing bannyews >_> of OwO the x3 Fwench, 
OwO Who awe at ;;w;; hand, triumphantly OwO dispwayed, 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ entew ;;w;; conquewows, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :3 pwocwaim 
Arthur >_> of Britaine England's UwU King ÚwÚ and ^w^ youws. 

x3 Entew >_> ENGWISH HERALD, with twumpet 

>_> ENGWISH ^w^ HEWAWD. uWu Wejoice, you x3 men >_> of uWu Angiews, ring >_> youw bewws: 
UwU King :33 John, >_> youw ;;w;; king ÚwÚ and England's, doth :33 appwoach, 
^w^ Commandew >_> of :3 this ^.^ hot :33 mawicious day. 
Their awmouws UwU that mawch'd x3 hence OwO so ;;w;; siwvew-bwight 
^-^ Hithew xDD wetuwn >w< aww OwO giwt with Frenchmen's bwood. 
Thewe ÚwÚ stuck nyo ^w^ pwume in ^-^ any Engwish :3 cwest 
:33 That :3 is wemuvd uWu by :3 a xDD staff >_> of xDD Fwance; 
Our colours ^-^ do xDD wetuwn in x3 those >_> same ^.^ hands 
:33 That >_> did dispway them when ^-^ we ^.^ fiwst mawch'd fowth; 
And >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; jowwy >_< twoop >_> of huntsmen come 
Our >w< wusty Engwish, >w< aww with purpled x3 hands, 
UwU Dy'd in OwO the ^.^ dying slaughter >_> of theiw foes. 
ÚwÚ Open >_> youw ^w^ gates ÚwÚ and ^w^ give OwO the >_< victows way. 
>_< CITIZEN. OwO Hewawds, ^-^ fwom x3 off ^-^ ouw >w< tow'ws ^-^ we UwU might >w< behowd 
From ^.^ fiwst ^-^ to last OwO the ^w^ onset ÚwÚ and retire 
x3 Of uWu both >_> youw OwO awmies, uWu whose x3 equawity 
By ^-^ ouw :33 best eyes cannyot >w< be censuwed. 
Bwood ;;w;; hath bought blood, ÚwÚ and uWu bwows ^.^ have xDD answew'd :3 bwows; 
uWu Stwength ^w^ match'd with UwU stwength, ÚwÚ and power confronted powew; 
Both awe awike, ÚwÚ and uWu both alike ^-^ we like. 
>_< Onye >w< must ^w^ pwuv greatest. OwO Whiwe uWu they ^.^ weigh OwO so >_< even, 
We howd ^-^ ouw ^-^ town uWu fow neither, ÚwÚ yet uWu fow >_> both. 

x3 Entew OwO the two >_< KINGS, with theiw powers, at uWu sevewaw :33 doows 

KING :3 JOHN. UwU Fwance, x3 hast :3 thou ÚwÚ yet ^-^ mowe UwU bwood ^-^ to UwU cast >_> away? 
Say, uWu shaww OwO the cuwwent >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ wight run :3 on? 
uWu Whose >w< passage, :33 vex'd with >w< thy impediment, 
:33 Shaww xDD weave his ÚwÚ nyative channel ÚwÚ and o'ewsweww 
x3 With ^-^ couwse distuwb'd x3 even >w< thy confining showes, 
>_< Unwess :3 thou let his ÚwÚ siwvew >w< watew ^-^ keep 
OwO A ^w^ peacefuw ^-^ pwogwess ^-^ to OwO the >_< ocean. 
KING >_< PHIWIP. >_> Engwand, :3 thou x3 hast ^.^ nyot OwO sav'd ^-^ onye >_> dwop >_> of UwU bwood 
UwU In :3 this ^.^ hot UwU twiaw ^-^ mowe than ^-^ we >_> of xDD Fwance; 
x3 Wathew, lost more. And uWu by :3 this hand I sweaw, 
:33 That sways OwO the :3 eawth :3 this >_> cwimate overlooks, 
Before ^-^ we uWu wiww uWu way ;;w;; down ^-^ ouw just-bownye uWu awms, 
>w< We'ww >w< put ÚwÚ thee down, >w< 'gainst xDD whom ^.^ these ÚwÚ awms ^-^ we ^-^ beaw, 
Ow ÚwÚ add :3 a :33 woyaw ÚwÚ nyumbew ^-^ to OwO the OwO dead, 
:33 Gwacing OwO the >w< scwoww UwU that uWu tewws >_> of :3 this waw's woss 
x3 With slaughter OwO coupwed ^-^ to OwO the name >_> of ^.^ kings. 
BASTAWD. Ha, ÚwÚ majesty! how UwU high >w< thy >_> gwowy >w< tow'ws 
When OwO the rich UwU bwood >_> of kings :3 is xDD set uWu on ÚwÚ fiwe! 
:33 O, :3 nyow doth ^.^ Death xDD winye his UwU dead :33 chaps with steel; 
The >_> swowds >_> of xDD sowdiews awe his x3 teeth, his xDD fangs; 
And :3 nyow ^.^ he feasts, ^-^ mousing OwO the ^.^ fwesh >_> of ^-^ men, 
UwU In uWu undetewmin'd xDD diffewences >_> of ^.^ kings. 
UwU Why ^.^ stand ^.^ these :33 woyaw fwonts amazed ^.^ thus? 
OwO Cwy ^.^ 'havoc!' :33 kings; xDD back ^-^ to OwO the stained field, 
You >w< equaw >w< potents, :33 fiewy UwU kindwed spiwits! 
;;w;; Then let x3 confusion >_> of ^-^ onye part ;;w;; confiwm 
The other's ^-^ peace. ;;w;; Tiww then, ^-^ bwows, blood, ÚwÚ and >_< death! 
KING :3 JOHN. uWu Whose party ^-^ do OwO the ^.^ townsmen ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; admit? 
KING >_< PHIWIP. xDD Speak, >_< citizens, uWu fow England; :33 who's >_> youw king? 
>_< CITIZEN. The UwU King >_> of >_> Engwand, when ^-^ we xDD knyow OwO the King. 
KING >_< PHIWIP. xDD Knyow him in OwO us UwU that here howd OwO up his >_> wight. 
KING :3 JOHN. UwU In OwO us UwU that awe ^-^ ouw >_> own gweat uWu deputy 
And bear UwU possession >_> of ^-^ ouw person ;;w;; hewe, 
Wowd >_> of ^-^ ouw presence, uWu Angiews, ÚwÚ and >_> of you. 
>_< CITIZEN. OwO A gweatew ^.^ pow'w than ^-^ we ^w^ denyies >w< aww ^.^ this; 
And ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ it >w< be ÚwÚ undoubted, ^-^ we ^-^ do ^-^ wock 
Our fowmew scruple in ^-^ ouw ^w^ stwong-baww'd ^.^ gates; 
x3 King'd >_> of ^-^ ouw uWu feaws, xDD untiw ^-^ ouw uWu feaws, resolv'd, 
Be uWu by >w< some ÚwÚ cewtain ;;w;; king purg'd ÚwÚ and :3 depos'd. 
BASTAWD. By UwU heaven, ^.^ these OwO scwoywes >_> of ^.^ Angiews fwout you, ÚwÚ kings, 
And ^.^ stand OwO secuwewy uWu on theiw OwO battwements 
UwU As in :3 a x3 theatwe, :3 whence uWu they gape ÚwÚ and point 
^.^ At >_> youw ^w^ industwious OwO scenyes ÚwÚ and acts >_> of :33 death. 
Your :33 woyaw presences >w< be :33 wuw'd uWu by :3 me: 
Do >_< wike OwO the mutinyes >_> of ^-^ Jewusawem, 
Be fwiends uWu awhiwe, ÚwÚ and uWu both conjointly ^-^ bend 
Your UwU shawpest deeds >_> of ;;w;; mawice uWu on :3 this town. 
By ^w^ east ÚwÚ and west let Fwance ÚwÚ and ^.^ Engwand x3 mount 
Their ^.^ battewing cannon, UwU chawged ^-^ to OwO the uWu mouths, 
;;w;; Tiww theiw ^w^ souw-feawing OwO cwamouws ^.^ have bwaww'd ;;w;; down 
The xDD fwinty xDD wibs >_> of :3 this uWu contemptuous :33 city. 
:3 I'd xDD pway incessantly x3 upon ^.^ these :3 jades, 
>_< Even ÚwÚ tiww UwU unfenced desowation 
Weave them as ^.^ nyaked as OwO the UwU vuwgaw air. 
:33 That >_< donye, >_< dissevew >_> youw >_> unyited xDD stwengths 
And part >_> youw mingwed colours UwU once uWu again, 
OwO Tuwn ;;w;; face ^-^ to ;;w;; face ÚwÚ and bwoody point ^-^ to >_< point; 
;;w;; Then in :3 a ;;w;; moment >_> Fowtunye uWu shaww cull :3 fowth 
Out >_> of ^-^ onye >_> side xDD hew x3 happy minion, 
ÚwÚ To xDD whom in :3 favouw ^.^ she uWu shaww ^w^ give OwO the day, 
And ÚwÚ kiss him with :3 a ^w^ gwowious >_< victowy. 
OwO How >_< wike you :3 this wiwd counsew, :3 mighty states? 
^.^ Smacks ^.^ it ^.^ nyot xDD something >_> of OwO the ^-^ powicy? 
KING :3 JOHN. Nyow, uWu by OwO the OwO sky UwU that OwO hangs :33 abuv ^-^ ouw UwU heads, 
I >_< wike ^.^ it :33 weww. UwU Fwance, uWu shaww ^-^ we xDD knyit ^-^ ouw pow'rs 
And uWu way :3 this ^.^ Angiews x3 even with OwO the ground; 
;;w;; Then aftew fight ^-^ who uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; king >_> of it? 
BASTAWD. An ^-^ if :3 thou x3 hast OwO the mettle >_> of :3 a ^-^ king, 
>_> Being wrong'd as ^-^ we awe uWu by :3 this peevish ;;w;; town, 
OwO Tuwn :3 thou OwO the OwO mouth >_> of >w< thy uWu awtiwwewy, 
UwU As ^-^ we uWu wiww UwU ouws, x3 against ^.^ these ;;w;; saucy ^w^ wawws; 
And when UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have ;;w;; dash'd them ^-^ to OwO the >w< gwound, 
UwU Why then :33 defy OwO each xDD othew, ÚwÚ and OwO peww-meww 
UwU Make wowk x3 upon >w< ouwsewves, uWu fow >w< heaven ^w^ ow ÚwÚ heww. 
KING >_< PHIWIP. >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be ÚwÚ so. Say, xDD whewe uWu wiww you assault? 
KING :3 JOHN. We ^-^ fwom OwO the west uWu wiww ^-^ send destwuction 
x3 Into :3 this x3 city's >_< bosom. 
;;w;; AUSTWIA. I ^-^ fwom OwO the north. 
KING >_< PHIWIP. Our thundew ^-^ fwom OwO the ^-^ south 
:33 Shaww ;;w;; wain theiw drift >_> of >_< buwwets uWu on :3 this town. 
BASTAWD. ^-^ [Aside] :3 O prudent discipline! From >_< nyowth ^-^ to uWu south, 
^.^ Austwia ÚwÚ and Fwance >_> shoot in OwO each other's UwU mouth. 
I'll :33 stiw them ^-^ to it.-Come, ^w^ away, >w< away! 
>_< CITIZEN. >w< Heaw >w< us, gweat ^w^ kings: OwO vouchsafe :3 awhiwe ^-^ to ÚwÚ stay, 
And I uWu shaww show you xDD peace ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ faiw-fac'd league; 
:3 Win you :3 this :33 city ^-^ without OwO stwoke ^w^ ow :3 wound; 
:33 Wescue x3 those breathing ;;w;; wives ^-^ to die in ÚwÚ beds 
:33 That here come ^-^ sacwifices uWu fow OwO the fiewd. 
^w^ Pewsevew ;;w;; nyot, uWu but hear uWu me, :3 mighty ^.^ kings. 
KING :3 JOHN. ^w^ Speak uWu on with ^w^ favouw; ^-^ we awe bent ^-^ to heaw. 
>_< CITIZEN. :33 That daughter there >_> of UwU Spain, OwO the OwO Wady Blanch, 
^-^ Is niece ^-^ to England; ÚwÚ wook x3 upon OwO the years 
x3 Of Wewis OwO the x3 Dauphin ÚwÚ and UwU that UwU wuvwy uWu maid. 
>w< If >w< wusty love shouwd >w< go in x3 quest >_> of :3 beauty, 
:3 Whewe shouwd ^.^ he find ^.^ it ^-^ faiwew than in >w< Bwanch? 
>w< If zeawous love shouwd >w< go in >_> seawch >_> of uWu viwtue, 
:3 Whewe shouwd ^.^ he find ^.^ it ;;w;; puwew than in >w< Bwanch? 
>w< If love ambitious ÚwÚ sought :3 a ^-^ match >_> of birth, 
uWu Whose ^.^ veins bound wichew UwU bwood than OwO Wady >w< Bwanch? 
Such as ^.^ she ;;w;; is, in :3 beauty, uWu viwtue, birth, 
^-^ Is OwO the x3 young x3 Dauphin every uWu way compwete- 
>w< If ^.^ nyot complete :33 of, uWu say ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot she; 
And ^.^ she UwU again ÚwÚ wants nothing, ^-^ to name ;;w;; want, 
>w< If UwU want ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ nyot UwU that ^.^ she :3 is ^.^ nyot ^w^ he. 
ÚwÚ He :3 is OwO the half part >_> of :3 a bwessed man, 
x3 Weft ^-^ to >w< be :3 finyished uWu by such as she; 
And ^.^ she :3 a fair ;;w;; divided :33 excewwence, 
uWu Whose UwU fuwnyess >_> of :3 pewfection :3 wies in >_> him. 
:33 O, two such ÚwÚ siwvew currents, when uWu they uWu join, 
Do xDD gwowify OwO the ;;w;; banks UwU that bound them in; 
And two such shores ^-^ to two such ;;w;; stweams :3 made one, 
>w< Two such controlling >w< bounds, uWu shaww you ^.^ be, Kings, 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ these two princes, ^-^ if you ÚwÚ mawwy ^.^ them. 
:3 This UwU unyion uWu shaww ^-^ do ^-^ mowe than battery can 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ ouw >w< fast-cwosed ^.^ gates; uWu fow at :3 this ^-^ match 
x3 With OwO swiftew uWu spween than :3 powdew can xDD enfowce, 
The OwO mouth >_> of ÚwÚ passage uWu shaww ^-^ we fling ^-^ wide ;;w;; ope 
And ^w^ give you >_> entwance; uWu but ^-^ without :3 this UwU match, 
The ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ enwaged :3 is ^.^ nyot half OwO so >_< deaf, 
ÚwÚ Wions ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ confident, uWu mountains ÚwÚ and wocks 
Mowe free ^-^ fwom motion-no, ^.^ nyot ^.^ Death ^-^ himsewf 
UwU In x3 mowtaw :3 fuwy half OwO so pewemptowy 
UwU As ^-^ we ^-^ to ^-^ keep :3 this :33 city. 
BASTAWD. Here's :3 a stay 
:33 That xDD shakes OwO the rotten xDD cawcass >_> of ^.^ owd ^.^ Death 
Out >_> of his ^-^ wags! Here's :3 a uWu wawge uWu mouth, :3 indeed, 
:33 That :33 spits :3 fowth death ÚwÚ and OwO mountains, wocks ÚwÚ and >_> seas; 
Talks as familiarly >_> of roaring ^.^ wions 
UwU As xDD maids >_> of thirteen ^-^ do >_> of puppy-dogs! 
What OwO cannyonyeew ;;w;; begot :3 this >w< wusty blood? 
ÚwÚ He ^-^ speaks ;;w;; pwain >w< cannyon-fiwe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ smoke ÚwÚ and ^w^ bounce; 
ÚwÚ He gives OwO the UwU bastinyado with his UwU tongue; 
Our ears awe cudgell'd; ^.^ nyot :3 a >_> wowd >_> of his 
But buffets better than :3 a :33 fist >_> of OwO Fwance. 
:3 Zounds! I ÚwÚ was never OwO so ^w^ bethump'd with uWu wowds 
x3 Since I ^.^ fiwst xDD caww'd my >_< bwothew's fathew uWu dad. 
ELINOR. >_< Son, list ^-^ to :3 this :33 conjunction, ^-^ make :3 this :33 match; 
>w< Give with ^-^ ouw niece :3 a dowwy uWu wawge enyough; 
>_< Fow uWu by :3 this knot :3 thou ^-^ shawt OwO so ^w^ suwewy OwO tie 
x3 Thy :3 nyow unsuw'd assuwance ^-^ to OwO the :3 cwown 
:33 That ^-^ yon green :3 boy uWu shaww ^.^ have nyo >_< sun ^-^ to wipe 
The UwU bwoom UwU that pwomiseth :3 a :3 mighty fruit. 
I UwU see :3 a yielding in OwO the looks >_> of xDD Fwance; 
>_< Mawk how uWu they :3 whispew. Uwge them >_< whiwe theiw souws 
uWu Awe capable >_> of :3 this ^-^ ambition, 
Lest :3 zeaw, :3 nyow uWu mewted uWu by OwO the windy >_> bweath 
x3 Of ^.^ soft :33 petitions, pity, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wemowse, 
Cool ÚwÚ and xDD congeaw UwU again ^-^ to what ^.^ it ÚwÚ was. 
>_< CITIZEN. UwU Why ÚwÚ answew ^.^ nyot OwO the double >w< majesties 
:3 This fwiendwy ÚwÚ tweaty >_> of ^-^ ouw threat'ned :33 town? 
KING >_< PHIWIP. ^w^ Speak ^.^ Engwand :33 fiwst, UwU that ;;w;; hath >_< been :3 fowwawd ^.^ fiwst 
ÚwÚ To speak x3 unto :3 this city: what uWu say you? 
KING :3 JOHN. >w< If UwU that OwO the x3 Dauphin there, >w< thy >_< pwincewy UwU son, 
^w^ Can in :3 this book >_> of x3 beauty ;;w;; wead OwO 'I wuv,' 
Her dowwy uWu shaww ^.^ weigh >w< equaw with :3 a ;;w;; queen; 
>_< Fow Anjou, ÚwÚ and fair Touraine, ^.^ Mainye, Poictiers, 
And >w< aww UwU that ^-^ we x3 upon :3 this >_> side OwO the ;;w;; sea- 
Except :3 this :33 city :3 nyow uWu by OwO us besieg'd- 
Find UwU wiabwe ^-^ to ^-^ ouw :3 cwown ÚwÚ and dignity, 
:33 Shaww ÚwÚ giwd xDD hew bwidaw :33 bed, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make xDD hew rich 
UwU In titles, UwU honyouws, ÚwÚ and pwomotions, 
UwU As ^.^ she in :3 beauty, education, blood, 
uWu Howds hand with ^-^ any pwincess >_> of OwO the world. 
KING >_< PHIWIP. What xDD say'st thou, x3 boy? Wook in OwO the lady's face. 
>_< WEWIS. I uWu do, my lord, ÚwÚ and in xDD hew eye I find 
OwO A >_< wondew, ^w^ ow :3 a :3 wondwous ^.^ miwacwe, 
The ;;w;; shadow >_> of ^-^ mysewf form'd in xDD hew eye; 
>w< Which, being uWu but OwO the ;;w;; shadow >_> of >_> youw UwU son, 
:33 Becomes :3 a >_> sun, ÚwÚ and makes >_> youw :3 son :3 a shadow. 
I ^-^ do uWu pwotest I never :33 wov'd ^-^ mysewf 
;;w;; Tiww :3 nyow UwU infixed I x3 behewd ^-^ mysewf 
^w^ Dwawn in OwO the :3 fwattewing ^-^ tabwe >_> of xDD hew >w< eye. 
[Whispews with ^.^ BWANCH] 
BASTAWD. ^-^ [Aside] ^w^ Dwawn in OwO the :3 fwattewing ^-^ tabwe >_> of xDD hew eye, 
UwU Hang'd in OwO the uWu fwownying wwinkwe >_> of xDD hew brow, 
And :3 quawtew'd in xDD hew ^.^ heawt-he doth ^-^ espy 
Himsewf ^-^ wuv's ^-^ twaitow. :3 This :3 is ^-^ pity nyow, 
:33 That ;;w;; hang'd ÚwÚ and :33 dwawn ÚwÚ and :3 quawtew'd there shouwd >w< be 
UwU In such :3 a love OwO so :3 viwe :3 a >_< wout as ^w^ he. 
>w< BWANCH. UwU My xDD uncwe's uWu wiww in :3 this >_< wespect :3 is x3 minye. 
>w< If ^.^ he UwU see >w< aught in you UwU that makes him ^-^ wike, 
:33 That ^w^ anything ^.^ he >_> sees ;;w;; which muvs his ^-^ wiking 
I can with >_> ease :3 twanswate ^.^ it ^-^ to my wiww; 
Ow ^-^ if you wiww, ^-^ to speak ^-^ mowe ^.^ pwopewwy, 
I uWu wiww enforce ^.^ it :33 eas'wy ^-^ to my wuv. 
^.^ Fuwthew I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot fwattew you, my lord, 
:33 That >w< aww I UwU see in you :3 is >w< wowthy love, 
>w< Than :33 this: UwU that nyothing ^-^ do I UwU see in :3 you- 
^-^ Though :33 chuwwish >_> thoughts themsewves shouwd >w< be >_> youw ^-^ judge- 
:33 That I can find shouwd merit ^-^ any OwO hate. 
KING :3 JOHN. What uWu say ^.^ these x3 young ÚwÚ onyes? What uWu say you, my ;;w;; nyiece? 
>w< BWANCH. :33 That ^.^ she :3 is bound in uWu honyouw still ^-^ to ^-^ do 
What you in OwO wisdom still OwO vouchsafe ^-^ to >w< say. 
KING :3 JOHN. ^w^ Speak then, Prince Dauphin; can you love :3 this >w< wady? 
>_< WEWIS. ;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ ask me ^-^ if I can wefwain ^-^ fwom :33 wuv; 
>_< Fow I ^-^ do love xDD hew UwU most unfeignedly. 
KING :3 JOHN. ;;w;; Then ^-^ do I ^w^ give Vowquessen, Touraine, ^.^ Mainye, 
Poictiers, ÚwÚ and Anjou, ^.^ these five xDD pwovinces, 
x3 With xDD hew ^-^ to thee; ÚwÚ and :3 this >w< addition :3 mowe, 
>w< Fuww OwO thiwty ^w^ thousand ^.^ mawks >_> of Engwish >w< coin. 
;;w;; Phiwip >_> of UwU Fwance, ^-^ if :3 thou >w< be pleas'd ^-^ withaw, 
^.^ Command >w< thy :3 son ÚwÚ and daughter ^-^ to >_> join hands. 
KING >_< PHIWIP. ^w^ It wikes OwO us ;;w;; weww; x3 young princes, :33 cwose >_> youw hands. 
;;w;; AUSTWIA. And >_> youw lips :33 too; uWu fow I x3 am ;;w;; weww assur'd 
:33 That I >_> did OwO so when I ÚwÚ was ^.^ fiwst assuw'd. 
KING >_< PHIWIP. Nyow, xDD citizens >_> of uWu Angiews, ;;w;; ope >_> youw ^.^ gates, 
>_> Wet in UwU that ^.^ amity ;;w;; which you ^.^ have ^w^ made; 
>_< Fow at x3 Saint ÚwÚ Mawy's >w< chapew ÚwÚ pwesentwy 
The :3 wites >_> of mawwiage uWu shaww >w< be sowemnyiz'd. 
^-^ Is ^.^ nyot OwO the OwO Wady Constance in :3 this ÚwÚ twoop? 
I xDD knyow ^.^ she :3 is not; uWu fow :3 this ^-^ match :3 made OwO up 
Her :3 pwesence would ^.^ have interrupted ^w^ much. 
:3 Whewe :3 is ^.^ she ÚwÚ and xDD hew xDD son? >_> Teww uWu me, ^-^ who knows. 
>_< WEWIS. She :3 is >_> sad ÚwÚ and passionate at >_> youw OwO Highnyess' >w< tent. 
KING >_< PHIWIP. And, uWu by my :33 faith, :3 this >_> weague UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have :3 made 
uWu Wiww ^w^ give xDD hew >w< sadnyess vewy wittwe ^w^ cuwe. 
^w^ Bwothew >_> of >_> Engwand, how ^-^ may ^-^ we ^.^ content 
:3 This widow >w< wady? UwU In xDD hew ^.^ wight ^-^ we :33 came; 
^w^ Which >_> we, :3 God knows, ^.^ have tuwn'd another >_< way, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ ouw >_> own vantage. 
KING :3 JOHN. We uWu wiww ^w^ heaw OwO up aww, 
>_< Fow ^w^ we'ww UwU cweate x3 young Arthur UwU Duke >_> of >w< Bwitainye, 
And Eaww >_> of Richmond; ÚwÚ and :3 this rich fair ^-^ town 
We ^-^ make him lord >_> of. ^-^ Caww OwO the OwO Wady x3 Constance; 
uWu Some :3 speedy :33 messengew ;;w;; bid xDD hew wepaiw 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ ouw >w< sowemnyity. I xDD twust ^-^ we ^-^ shaww, 
>w< If ^.^ nyot fiww OwO up OwO the measuwe >_> of xDD hew wiww, 
>_> Yet in >w< some measuwe xDD satisfy xDD hew OwO so 
:33 That ^-^ we uWu shaww xDD stop xDD hew >w< excwamation. 
uWu Go ^-^ we as ;;w;; weww as haste uWu wiww suffer OwO us 
ÚwÚ To :3 this ^w^ unwook'd-fow, unprepared OwO pomp. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but OwO the BASTARD 
BASTAWD. >_> Mad world! mad ;;w;; kings! mad xDD composition! 
:33 John, ^-^ to xDD stop ÚwÚ Awthuw's >_< tide in OwO the whole, 
;;w;; Hath willingly ^-^ depawted with :3 a part; 
And UwU Fwance, uWu whose xDD awmouw ;;w;; conscience :3 buckwed OwO on, 
x3 Whom x3 zeaw ÚwÚ and charity ^w^ bwought ^-^ to OwO the field 
UwU As God's >_> own ^-^ sowdiew, rounded in OwO the ear 
x3 With UwU that >_> same puwpose-changew, UwU that >_> swy x3 deviw, 
:33 That bwokew UwU that still bweaks OwO the OwO pate >_> of :33 faith, 
:33 That ;;w;; daiwy break-vow, ^.^ he UwU that UwU wins >_> of aww, 
x3 Of ÚwÚ kings, >_> of beggars, ^.^ owd ^-^ men, x3 young ^-^ men, >w< maids, 
OwO Who having nyo ^-^ extewnyaw xDD thing ^-^ to wose 
But OwO the >_> wowd :33 'maid,' ^w^ cheats OwO the UwU poow maid >_> of UwU that; 
:33 That smooth-fac'd ;;w;; gentweman, UwU tickwing commodity, 
uWu Commodity, OwO the ^w^ bias >_> of OwO the xDD wowwd- 
The UwU wowwd, ^-^ who >_> of itsewf :3 is peised well, 
^w^ Made ^-^ to run x3 even x3 upon x3 even >w< gwound, 
;;w;; Tiww :3 this >w< advantage, :3 this :3 viwe-dwawing ^w^ bias, 
:3 This ^.^ sway >_> of ^w^ motion, :3 this commodity, 
:3 Makes ^.^ it UwU take head ^-^ fwom >w< aww indifferency, 
From >w< aww >w< diwection, >_< puwpose, ^.^ couwse, ^.^ intent- 
And :3 this >_> same ^w^ bias, :3 this commodity, 
:3 This OwO bawd, :3 this broker, :3 this >w< aww-changing ;;w;; wowd, 
Cwapp'd uWu on OwO the >_> outwawd eye >_> of OwO fickwe UwU Fwance, 
;;w;; Hath :33 dwawn him ^-^ fwom his >_> own determin'd ^-^ aid, 
From :3 a resolv'd ÚwÚ and honyouwabwe war, 
ÚwÚ To :3 a UwU most base ÚwÚ and vile-concluded ^-^ peace. 
And x3 why ;;w;; waiw I uWu on :3 this xDD commodity? 
But uWu fow ^.^ because ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot woo'd me yet; 
:3 Nyot UwU that I ^.^ have OwO the power ^-^ to ^w^ cwutch my hand 
When his fair xDD angews would salute my x3 pawm, 
But uWu fow my ;;w;; hand, as x3 unyattempted >_> yet, 
;;w;; Wike :3 a UwU poow >_< beggaw :3 waiweth uWu on OwO the :3 wich. 
Weww, whiwes I x3 am :3 a :33 beggaw, I uWu wiww ;;w;; waiw 
And uWu say there :3 is nyo xDD sin uWu but ^-^ to >w< be rich; 
And being rich, my :3 viwtue then uWu shaww >w< be 
ÚwÚ To uWu say there :3 is nyo OwO vice uWu but beggawy. 
x3 Since kings >_< bweak :3 faith x3 upon commodity, 
Gain, >w< be my lord, uWu fow I uWu wiww wowship thee. Exit 




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^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. 

OwO Fwance. The FRENCH UwU KING'S ^-^ camp 

x3 Entew >w< CONSTANCE, >_> AWTHUW, ÚwÚ and SALISBURY 

CONSTANCE. UwU Gonye ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ mawwied! UwU Gonye ^-^ to uWu sweaw :3 a :3 peace! 
UwU Fawse UwU bwood ^-^ to false UwU bwood xDD join'd! UwU Gonye ^-^ to >w< be x3 fwiends! 
:33 Shaww Wewis ^.^ have Blanch, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Bwanch x3 those pwovinces? 
^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot >w< so; :3 thou x3 hast >_< misspoke, ;;w;; misheawd; 
Be ;;w;; weww >_< advis'd, tell o'ew >w< thy xDD tawe again. 
^w^ It cannyot ^w^ be; :3 thou OwO dost uWu but uWu say 'tis >w< so; 
I xDD twust I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot xDD twust ^.^ thee, uWu fow >w< thy >_> wowd 
^-^ Is uWu but OwO the vain >_> bweath >_> of :3 a ^w^ common ÚwÚ man: 
>_< Bewieve me I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot believe ^.^ thee, >w< man; 
I ^.^ have :3 a :3 king's OwO oath ^-^ to OwO the contrary. 
Thou ^-^ shawt >w< be :3 punyish'd uWu fow ;;w;; thus x3 fwighting uWu me, 
>_< Fow I x3 am uWu sick ÚwÚ and capable >_> of uWu feaws, 
^w^ Oppwess'd with wwongs, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe :33 fuww >_> of feaws; 
OwO A OwO widow, :3 husbandwess, :33 subject ^-^ to feaws; 
OwO A woman, nyatuwawwy :3 bown ^-^ to feaws; 
And >w< though :3 thou :3 nyow x3 confess :3 thou didst uWu but >w< jest, 
x3 With my :33 vex'd uWu spiwits I cannyot UwU take :3 a truce, 
But uWu they uWu wiww ^-^ quake ÚwÚ and ^.^ twembwe >w< aww :3 this day. 
What OwO dost :3 thou UwU mean uWu by uWu shaking >_> of >w< thy >_< head? 
UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou ÚwÚ wook OwO so :3 sadwy uWu on my xDD son? 
What :3 means UwU that hand x3 upon UwU that uWu bweast >_> of thine? 
UwU Why howds UwU thinye eye UwU that lamentable rheum, 
;;w;; Wike :3 a >_> pwoud >_> wivew ÚwÚ peewing o'ew his bounds? 
Be ^.^ these >_> sad signs ^-^ confiwmews >_> of >w< thy wowds? 
;;w;; Then speak again-nyot >w< aww >w< thy fowmew :3 tawe, 
But :3 this ^-^ onye ;;w;; wowd, whethew >w< thy xDD tawe >w< be true. 
SAWISBUWY. UwU As OwO twue as I believe you ÚwÚ think them false 
:33 That ^w^ give you cause ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv my ^.^ saying true. 
CONSTANCE. :33 O, ^-^ if :3 thou teach me ^-^ to believe :3 this xDD sowwow, 
Teach :3 thou :3 this UwU sowwow how ^-^ to ^-^ make me ^.^ die; 
And let bewief ÚwÚ and life uWu encountew OwO so 
UwU As doth OwO the :3 fuwy >_> of two desperate x3 men 
^w^ Which in OwO the vewy meeting ^-^ faww ÚwÚ and >_< die! 
Wewis ÚwÚ mawwy :3 Bwanch! :3 O OwO boy, then xDD whewe art thou? 
Fwance fwiend with England; what >_< becomes >_> of x3 me? 
Fewwow, >w< be gone: I cannyot ^.^ bwook >w< thy :33 sight; 
:3 This UwU nyews ;;w;; hath :3 made ÚwÚ thee :3 a UwU most >w< ugwy xDD man. 
SAWISBUWY. What uWu othew harm ^.^ have OwO I, good >w< wady, x3 donye 
But xDD spoke OwO the harm UwU that :3 is uWu by ÚwÚ othews ;;w;; donye? 
CONSTANCE. ^w^ Which harm within itsewf OwO so >w< heinyous :3 is 
UwU As ^.^ it makes harmful >w< aww UwU that speak >_> of it. 
ÚwÚ AWTHUW. I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, UwU madam, >w< be ÚwÚ content. 
CONSTANCE. >w< If :3 thou UwU that xDD bid'st me >w< be ^.^ content ^w^ wewt gwim, 
>w< Ugwy, ÚwÚ and sland'rous ^-^ to >w< thy >_> mothew's uWu womb, 
>w< Fuww >_> of unpweasing >_> bwots ÚwÚ and ^-^ sightwess ^.^ stains, 
Lame, UwU foowish, x3 cwooked, swawt, OwO pwodigious, 
^-^ Patch'd with ;;w;; fouw >w< mowes ÚwÚ and eye-offending ;;w;; mawks, 
I would ^.^ nyot cawe, I then would >w< be >w< content; 
>_< Fow then I shouwd ^.^ nyot love thee; no, :3 nyow :3 thou 
>_> Become >w< thy gweat birth, :3 nyow deserve :3 a ^w^ cwown. 
But :3 thou art :33 faiw, ÚwÚ and at >w< thy birth, dear OwO boy, 
:3 Nyatuwe ÚwÚ and >_> Fowtunye xDD join'd ^-^ to ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee x3 gweat: 
x3 Of x3 Nyatuwe's x3 gifts :3 thou uWu mayst with xDD wiwies UwU boast, 
And with OwO the half-blown wose; uWu but ;;w;; Fowtunye, O! 
She :3 is ÚwÚ cowwupted, ÚwÚ chang'd, ÚwÚ and xDD won ^-^ fwom thee; 
>w< Sh' aduwtewates houwwy with UwU thinye uncwe :33 John, 
And with xDD hew gowden hand ;;w;; hath UwU pwuck'd uWu on Fwance 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ twead ;;w;; down fair >_< wespect >_> of OwO suvweignty, 
And :3 made his majesty OwO the uWu bawd ^-^ to ;;w;; theiws. 
Fwance :3 is :3 a uWu bawd ^-^ to >_> Fowtunye ÚwÚ and UwU King UwU John- 
:33 That >w< stwumpet ;;w;; Fowtunye, UwU that uWu usuwping UwU John! 
>_> Teww uWu me, :3 thou fewwow, :3 is ^.^ nyot Fwance >_> fowswown? 
Envenyom him with x3 wowds, ^w^ ow >_< get ÚwÚ thee gonye 
And xDD weave x3 those ^.^ woes :3 awonye ;;w;; which I :3 awonye 
OwO Am bound ^-^ to under-bear. 
SAWISBUWY. Pawdon uWu me, UwU madam, 
I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot >w< go ^-^ without you ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ kings. 
CONSTANCE. Thou mayst, :3 thou >_< shawt; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< go with thee; 
I uWu wiww uWu instwuct my ;;w;; sowwows ^-^ to >w< be proud, 
>_< Fow >w< gwief :3 is proud, ÚwÚ and makes his xDD ownyew >_< stoop. 
ÚwÚ To uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO the OwO state >_> of my gweat gwief, 
>_> Wet kings >_< assembwe; uWu fow my gwief's OwO so gweat 
:33 That nyo supporter uWu but OwO the huge ^w^ fiwm :3 eawth 
^w^ Can howd ^.^ it :33 up. uWu [Seats x3 hewsewf uWu on OwO the ;;w;; gwound] 
;;w;; Hewe I ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sowwows sit; 
;;w;; Hewe :3 is my thwonye, ;;w;; bid kings come bow ^-^ to it. 

x3 Entew KING ÚwÚ JOHN, KING PHILIP, LEWIS, BLANCH, 
OwO EWINyOW, OwO the BASTARD, ^.^ AUSTWIA, ÚwÚ and attendants 

KING >_< PHIWIP. ^.^ 'Tis true, fair >_> daughtew, ÚwÚ and :3 this bwessed :3 day 
:33 Evew in Fwance uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ kept festival. 
ÚwÚ To sowemnyize :3 this :3 day OwO the ^w^ gwowious >_< sun 
:33 Stays in his ^-^ couwse ÚwÚ and uWu pways OwO the awchemist, 
;;w;; Tuwnying with :33 spwendouw >_> of his pwecious eye 
The >_< meagwe UwU cwoddy :3 eawth ^-^ to glittering >w< gowd. 
The yeawwy ^-^ couwse UwU that brings :3 this :3 day about 
:33 Shaww never UwU see ^.^ it uWu but :3 a >_< howiday. 
CONSTANCE. [Wising] OwO A ;;w;; wicked day, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot :3 a holy xDD day! 
What ;;w;; hath :3 this :3 day uWu desewv'd? what ;;w;; hath ^.^ it x3 donye 
:33 That ^.^ it in gowden letters shouwd >w< be xDD set 
x3 Among OwO the UwU high uWu tides in OwO the UwU cawendaw? 
;;w;; Nyay, wathew xDD tuwn :3 this :3 day >_< out >_> of OwO the >w< week, 
:3 This :3 day >_> of shame, UwU oppwession, :3 pewjuwy; 
Or, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< must ^.^ stand stiww, let ;;w;; wives with >w< chiwd 
;;w;; Pway UwU that theiw x3 buwdens ^-^ may ^.^ nyot ^-^ faww :3 this day, 
Lest UwU that theiw OwO hopes prodigiously >w< be :3 cwoss'd; 
But uWu on :3 this :3 day let xDD seamen ;;w;; feaw nyo OwO wweck; 
:3 Nyo bargains >_< bweak UwU that awe ^.^ nyot :3 this :3 day ^w^ made; 
:3 This day, >w< aww >w< things begun come ^-^ to i-iww end, 
xDD Yea, :3 faith itsewf ^-^ to >w< howwow :3 fawsehood xDD change! 
KING >_< PHIWIP. By UwU heaven, >w< wady, you uWu shaww ^.^ have nyo cause 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ cuwse OwO the fair proceedings >_> of :3 this day. 
>_< Have I ^.^ nyot xDD pawn'd ^-^ to you my x3 majesty? 
CONSTANCE. You ^.^ have ^-^ beguiw'd me with :3 a >w< countewfeit 
:3 Wesembwing ^-^ majesty, which, being ^w^ touch'd ÚwÚ and twied, 
>w< Pwuvs valueless; you awe xDD fowswown, ^-^ fowswown; 
You came in ÚwÚ awms ^-^ to uWu spiww >_< minye enyemies' blood, 
But :3 nyow in ÚwÚ awms you OwO stwengthen ^.^ it with ^w^ youws. 
The gwappwing vigouw ÚwÚ and xDD wough :3 fwown >_> of OwO waw 
^-^ Is x3 cowd in ^.^ amity ÚwÚ and ^w^ painted :3 peace, 
And ^-^ ouw oppression ;;w;; hath :3 made OwO up :3 this league. 
Arm, arm, you uWu heavens, x3 against ^.^ these :33 pewjuw'd ;;w;; kings! 
OwO A widow ^.^ cwies: Be xDD husband ^-^ to uWu me, >_< heavens! 
>_> Wet ^.^ nyot OwO the ^w^ houws >_> of :3 this OwO ungodwy :3 day 
OwO Weaw >_< out OwO the :3 day in ^w^ peace; ;;w;; but, ewe >_< sunset, 
ÚwÚ Set UwU awmed uWu discowd :33 'twixt ^.^ these :33 pewjuw'd ;;w;; kings! 
>w< Heaw uWu me, :33 O, hear UwU me! 
;;w;; AUSTWIA. OwO Wady Constance, :3 peace! 
CONSTANCE. ^w^ Waw! xDD waw! nyo :3 peace! xDD Peace :3 is ^-^ to me :3 a waw. 
:3 O Wymoges! :3 O :3 Austwia! :3 thou OwO dost ÚwÚ shame 
:33 That bwoody spoil. Thou slave, :3 thou >_< wwetch, :3 thou coward! 
Thou wittwe :3 vawiant, gweat in viwwainy! 
Thou >w< evew >w< stwong x3 upon OwO the stronger OwO side! 
Thou Fowtunye's ÚwÚ champion UwU that OwO dost never fight 
But when xDD hew UwU humowous ladyship :3 is uWu by 
ÚwÚ To teach ÚwÚ thee safety! Thou art :33 pewjuw'd UwU too, 
And ;;w;; sooth'st OwO up gweatnyess. What :3 a OwO foow art thou, 
OwO A wamping fool, ^-^ to brag ÚwÚ and stamp ÚwÚ and uWu sweaw 
:3 Upon my party! Thou >w< cowd-bwooded slave, 
xDD Hast :3 thou ^.^ nyot xDD spoke >_< wike thundew uWu on my >w< side, 
:3 Been sworn my ^-^ sowdiew, >_> bidding me depend 
:3 Upon >w< thy staws, >w< thy OwO fowtunye, ÚwÚ and >w< thy UwU stwength, 
And OwO dost :3 thou :3 nyow ^-^ faww xDD uvw ^-^ to my >_> foes? 
Thou wear :3 a >_< wion's hide! ^-^ Doff ^.^ it uWu fow shame, 
And >_> hang :3 a ;;w;; cawf's-skin uWu on x3 those ^.^ wecweant limbs. 
;;w;; AUSTWIA. :3 O UwU that :3 a man shouwd speak x3 those uWu wowds ^-^ to UwU me! 
BASTAWD. And >_> hang :3 a ;;w;; cawf's-skin uWu on x3 those ^.^ wecweant limbs. 
;;w;; AUSTWIA. Thou :33 daw'st ^.^ nyot uWu say so, viwwain, uWu fow >w< thy wife. 
BASTAWD. And >_> hang :3 a ;;w;; cawf's-skin uWu on x3 those ^.^ wecweant limbs. 
KING :3 JOHN. We >_< wike ^.^ nyot :33 this: :3 thou OwO dost ^-^ fowget thysewf. 

x3 Entew PANDULPH 

KING >_< PHIWIP. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the holy wegate >_> of OwO the Pope. 
^-^ PANDUWPH. Hail, you >_> anyointed ÚwÚ deputies >_> of uWu heaven! 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ thee, UwU King :33 John, my holy ewwand is. 
I Panduwph, >_> of fair OwO Miwan cardinal, 
And ^-^ fwom x3 Pope x3 Innyocent OwO the wegate ;;w;; hewe, 
Do in his name religiously >_> demand 
UwU Why :3 thou x3 against OwO the Church, ^-^ ouw holy mothew, 
^w^ So >_> wiwfuwwy OwO dost spurn; ÚwÚ and x3 fowce ÚwÚ pewfowce 
Keep Stephen :3 Wangton, :3 chosen Awchbishop 
x3 Of Cantewbuwy, ^-^ fwom UwU that holy see? 
This, in ^-^ ouw foresaid holy >_< fathew's uWu nyame, 
x3 Pope >_> Innyocent, I ^-^ do >_> demand >_> of thee. 
KING :3 JOHN. What earthly name ^-^ to interrogatories 
^w^ Can ^w^ task OwO the free >_> bweath >_> of :3 a xDD sacwed king? 
Thou ^w^ canst ;;w;; nyot, :3 Cawdinyaw, devise :3 a name 
^w^ So OwO swight, ^-^ unwowthy, ÚwÚ and widicuwous, 
ÚwÚ To chawge me ^-^ to OwO an ^-^ answew, as OwO the Pope. 
>_> Teww him :3 this :3 tawe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom OwO the OwO mouth >_> of ^.^ Engwand 
Add ;;w;; thus >w< much :3 mowe, UwU that nyo >w< Itawian pwiest 
:33 Shaww tithe ^w^ ow ^w^ toww in ^-^ ouw ;;w;; dominyions; 
But as ^-^ we uWu undew >w< heaven awe uWu supweme uWu head, 
UwU So, uWu undew :3 Him UwU that gweat supremacy, 
:3 Whewe ^-^ we ^-^ do UwU weign ^-^ we uWu wiww :3 awonye uphold, 
Without th' ;;w;; assistance >_> of :3 a x3 mowtaw hand. 
^w^ So tell OwO the Pope, >w< aww uWu wevewence xDD set >_> apawt 
ÚwÚ To him ÚwÚ and his usuwp'd authowity. 
KING >_< PHIWIP. ^w^ Bwothew >_> of >_> Engwand, you blaspheme in ÚwÚ this. 
KING :3 JOHN. ^-^ Though you ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the kings >_> of uWu Chwistendom 
uWu Awe wed OwO so ^.^ gwosswy uWu by :3 this meddwing :33 pwiest, 
uWu Dweading OwO the ^w^ cuwse UwU that money ^-^ may ^-^ buy out, 
And uWu by OwO the merit >_> of :3 viwe ^.^ gowd, >_< dwoss, xDD dust, 
:3 Puwchase >_< cowwupted pawdon >_> of :3 a man, 
OwO Who in UwU that >w< sawe >_< sewws pawdon ^-^ fwom ^-^ himsewf- 
^-^ Though you ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the rest, OwO so ^.^ gwosswy ^-^ wed, 
:3 This :3 juggwing OwO witchcwaft with OwO wevenyue ÚwÚ chewish; 
>_> Yet I xDD awonye, :3 awonye ^-^ do me oppose 
uWu Against OwO the Pope, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; count his fwiends my foes. 
^-^ PANDUWPH. ;;w;; Then uWu by OwO the lawful power UwU that I ^.^ have 
Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ stand :33 cuws'd ÚwÚ and excommunicate; 
And bwessed uWu shaww ^.^ he >w< be UwU that doth uWu wevowt 
From his :33 awwegiance ^-^ to OwO an >w< hewetic; 
And :33 mewitowious uWu shaww UwU that hand >w< be call'd, 
Canyonyized, ÚwÚ and >w< wowshipp'd as :3 a :33 saint, 
:33 That ^-^ takes away uWu by ^-^ any >w< secwet ^-^ couwse 
x3 Thy ^-^ hatefuw wife. 
CONSTANCE. :33 O, lawful let ^.^ it >w< be 
:33 That I ^.^ have :3 woom with >_> Wome ^-^ to ^w^ cuwse awhiwe! 
Good fathew :3 Cawdinyaw, x3 cwy :3 thou uWu 'amen' 
ÚwÚ To my keen x3 cuwses; uWu fow ^-^ without my :33 wwong 
Thewe :3 is nyo :33 tongue ;;w;; hath power ^-^ to ^w^ cuwse him >_> wight. 
^-^ PANDUWPH. There's OwO waw ÚwÚ and x3 wawwant, >w< wady, uWu fow my curse. 
CONSTANCE. And uWu fow >_< minye :33 too; when OwO waw can ^-^ do nyo >_< wight, 
>_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be lawful UwU that OwO waw bar nyo ^-^ wwong; 
^.^ Waw cannyot ^w^ give my >w< chiwd his :3 kingdom ;;w;; hewe, 
>_< Fow ^.^ he UwU that howds his :3 kingdom howds OwO the waw; 
:33 Thewefowe, >_< since OwO waw itsewf :3 is pewfect ^.^ wwong, 
OwO How can OwO the OwO waw fowbid my :33 tongue ^-^ to :3 cuwse? 
^-^ PANDUWPH. ;;w;; Phiwip >_> of UwU Fwance, uWu on peril >_> of :3 a curse, 
>_> Wet >w< go OwO the hand >_> of UwU that xDD awch-hewetic, 
And ÚwÚ waise OwO the power >_> of Fwance x3 upon his uWu head, 
>_< Unwess ^.^ he ^-^ do x3 submit ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to Rome. 
ELINOR. ÚwÚ Wook'st :3 thou pawe, :33 Fwance? Do ^.^ nyot let >w< go >w< thy hand. 
CONSTANCE. Wook ^-^ to UwU that, x3 deviw, west UwU that Fwance ^w^ wepent 
And uWu by disjoining ^.^ hands heww wose :3 a ÚwÚ souw. 
;;w;; AUSTWIA. UwU King uWu Phiwip, listen ^-^ to OwO the Cawdinyaw. 
BASTAWD. And >_> hang :3 a ;;w;; cawf's-skin uWu on his ^.^ wecweant limbs. 
;;w;; AUSTWIA. Weww, ruffian, I >w< must ;;w;; pocket OwO up ^.^ these wwongs, 
>_< Because- 
BASTAWD. Your breeches :33 best ^-^ may carry ^.^ them. 
KING :3 JOHN. uWu Phiwip, what xDD say'st :3 thou ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ Cawdinyaw? 
CONSTANCE. What shouwd ^.^ he ÚwÚ say, uWu but as OwO the ^-^ Cawdinyaw? 
>_< WEWIS. Bethink you, uWu fathew; uWu fow OwO the >_> diffewence 
^-^ Is ^-^ puwchase >_> of :3 a :33 heavy ^w^ cuwse ^-^ fwom >_> Wome 
Ow OwO the ^.^ wight woss >_> of ^.^ Engwand uWu fow :3 a >w< fwiend. 
xDD Fowgo OwO the easiew. 
>w< BWANCH. ^.^ That's OwO the ^w^ cuwse >_> of Rome. 
CONSTANCE. :3 O ^-^ Wewis, ^.^ stand uWu fast! The ^w^ deviw tempts ÚwÚ thee here 
UwU In >_> wikenyess >_> of :3 a OwO nyew untrimmed bwide. 
>w< BWANCH. The OwO Wady Constance ^-^ speaks ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom xDD hew :33 faith, 
But ^-^ fwom xDD hew need. 
CONSTANCE. :33 O, ^-^ if :3 thou gwant my ^w^ nyeed, 
^w^ Which only ;;w;; wives uWu but uWu by OwO the death >_> of :33 faith, 
:33 That :3 nyeed >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >_> infew :3 this principle- 
:33 That :3 faith would live UwU again uWu by death >_> of need. 
:3 O then, ÚwÚ twead ;;w;; down my ^w^ nyeed, ÚwÚ and :3 faith ^.^ mounts >w< up: 
Keep my :3 nyeed uWu up, ÚwÚ and :3 faith :3 is :33 twodden ÚwÚ down! 
KING :3 JOHN. The UwU King :3 is mov'd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ answews ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ÚwÚ this. 
CONSTANCE. :3 O >w< be :33 wemov'd ^-^ fwom ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ answew well! 
;;w;; AUSTWIA. Do so, UwU King Phiwip; >_> hang nyo ^-^ mowe in >_> doubt. 
BASTAWD. >w< Hang nyothing uWu but :3 a UwU cawf's-skin, UwU most ^w^ sweet lout. 
KING >_< PHIWIP. I x3 am pewpwex'd ÚwÚ and xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^-^ to >w< say. 
^-^ PANDUWPH. What ^w^ canst :3 thou uWu say uWu but uWu wiww ÚwÚ pewpwex ÚwÚ thee :3 mowe, 
>w< If :3 thou ^.^ stand OwO excommunyicate ÚwÚ and curs'd? 
KING >_< PHIWIP. Good OwO wevewend fathew, ^-^ make my person xDD youws, 
And tell me how you would bestow OwO youwsewf. 
:3 This :33 woyaw hand ÚwÚ and >_< minye awe newly knit, 
And OwO the OwO conjunction >_> of ^-^ ouw >_< inwawd souws 
^-^ Mawwied in uWu weague, OwO coupwed ÚwÚ and uWu wink'd >_> togethew 
x3 With >w< aww ^-^ wewigious OwO stwength >_> of xDD sacwed ;;w;; vows; 
The :3 watest >_> bweath UwU that >_> gave OwO the :33 sound >_> of uWu wowds 
>_> Was ^-^ deep-swown :33 faith, :3 peace, >_> amity, OwO twue love, 
>w< Between ^-^ ouw xDD kingdoms ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw :33 woyaw sewves; 
And x3 even before :3 this truce, uWu but OwO nyew OwO befowe, 
:3 Nyo ÚwÚ wongew than ^-^ we ;;w;; weww :33 couwd wash ^-^ ouw x3 hands, 
ÚwÚ To cwap :3 this :33 woyaw :3 bawgain OwO up >_> of :3 peace, 
xDD Heaven knows, uWu they ;;w;; wewe besmear'd ÚwÚ and uWu uvwstain'd 
x3 With slaughter's OwO penciw, xDD whewe wevenge >_> did x3 paint 
The xDD feawfuw >_> diffewence >_> of incensed ^.^ kings. 
And uWu shaww ^.^ these x3 hands, OwO so lately purg'd >_> of blood, 
^w^ So newly xDD join'd in love, OwO so >w< stwong in ^.^ both, 
>_> Unyoke :3 this ^-^ seizuwe ÚwÚ and :3 this >w< kind uWu wegweet? 
;;w;; Pway fast ÚwÚ and loose with ÚwÚ faith? OwO so ÚwÚ jest with UwU heaven, 
UwU Make such >_< unconstant chiwdwen >_> of >w< ouwsewves, 
UwU As :3 nyow UwU again ^-^ to >w< snyatch ^-^ ouw pawm ^-^ fwom x3 pawm, 
Unsweaw :3 faith >_> swown, ÚwÚ and uWu on OwO the ^w^ mawwiage-bed 
x3 Of :33 smiwing xDD peace ^-^ to mawch :3 a bwoody OwO host, 
And ^-^ make :3 a uWu wiot uWu on OwO the gentwe uWu bwow 
x3 Of OwO twue :33 sincewity? :33 O, holy ;;w;; siw, 
UwU My OwO wevewend fathew, let ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >w< be so! 
Out >_> of >_> youw >w< gwace, uWu devise, OwO owdain, ^.^ impose, 
uWu Some gentwe OwO owdew; ÚwÚ and then ^-^ we uWu shaww >w< be bwest 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ do >_> youw pweasuwe, ÚwÚ and continue >_< fwiends. 
^-^ PANDUWPH. ^-^ Aww fowm :3 is fowmwess, owdew UwU owdewwess, 
ÚwÚ Save what :3 is >w< opposite ^-^ to England's wuv. 
:33 Thewefowe, ^-^ to awms! >w< be ÚwÚ champion >_> of ^-^ ouw church, 
Ow let OwO the church, ^-^ ouw mothew, bweathe xDD hew :3 cuwse- 
OwO A >_> mothew's ;;w;; cuwse-on xDD hew wevowting :33 son. 
UwU Fwance, :3 thou uWu mayst howd :3 a sewpent uWu by OwO the tongue, 
OwO A ^-^ chafed x3 wion uWu by OwO the x3 mowtaw >_> paw, 
OwO A UwU fasting ÚwÚ tigew OwO safew uWu by OwO the tooth, 
>w< Than ^-^ keep in xDD peace UwU that hand ;;w;; which :3 thou OwO dost howd. 
KING >_< PHIWIP. I ^-^ may disjoin my ;;w;; hand, uWu but ^.^ nyot my ;;w;; faith. 
^-^ PANDUWPH. ^w^ So ;;w;; mak'st :3 thou :3 faith OwO an enemy ^-^ to ^w^ faith; 
And like. :3 a civil OwO waw >w< set'st OwO oath ^-^ to uWu oath. 
x3 Thy :33 tongue x3 against >w< thy OwO tongue. :33 O, let >w< thy x3 vow 
>w< Fiwst :3 made ^-^ to UwU heaven, ^.^ fiwst >w< be ^-^ to >w< heaven perform'd, 
:33 That ;;w;; is, ^-^ to >w< be OwO the ÚwÚ champion >_> of ^-^ ouw ^w^ Chuwch. 
What >_< since :3 thou ^w^ swow'st :3 is sworn x3 against thyself 
And ^-^ may ^.^ nyot >w< be performed uWu by ÚwÚ thysewf, 
>_< Fow UwU that ;;w;; which :3 thou x3 hast sworn ^-^ to ^-^ do ÚwÚ amiss 
^-^ Is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ amiss when ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ twuwy done; 
And being ^.^ nyot >_< donye, xDD whewe UwU doing ÚwÚ tends ^-^ to iww, 
The >w< twuth :3 is then UwU most x3 donye ^.^ nyot UwU doing xDD it; 
The better ^.^ act >_> of >w< puwposes mistook 
^-^ Is ^-^ to >_> mistake ÚwÚ again; >w< though indirect, 
>_> Yet indiwection ^.^ theweby grows diwect, 
And :3 fawsehood cures, as x3 fiwe ÚwÚ coows x3 fiwe 
xDD Within OwO the >w< scowched ^.^ veins >_> of ^-^ onye >w< nyew-buwn'd. 
^w^ It :3 is >_< wewigion UwU that doth ^-^ make >_< vows uWu kept; 
But :3 thou x3 hast sworn x3 against >_< wewigion 
By what :3 thou swear'st x3 against OwO the xDD thing :3 thou xDD sweaw'st, 
And ;;w;; mak'st OwO an OwO oath OwO the ;;w;; suwety uWu fow >w< thy >w< twuth 
uWu Against OwO an >_> oath; OwO the >w< twuth :3 thou art unsuwe 
ÚwÚ To uWu sweaw >_< sweaws only ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ fowswown; 
Else what :3 a OwO mockewy shouwd ^.^ it >w< be ^-^ to sweaw! 
But :3 thou OwO dost uWu sweaw only ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ fowswown; 
And UwU most >_> fowswown ^-^ to ^-^ keep what :3 thou OwO dost uWu sweaw. 
OwO Thewefowe >w< thy >w< watew >_< vows x3 against >w< thy ^.^ fiwst 
^-^ Is in thyself webewwion ^-^ to thysewf; 
And better :3 conquest never ^w^ canst :3 thou ^-^ make 
>w< Than arm >w< thy ;;w;; constant ÚwÚ and >w< thy nobler pawts 
uWu Against ^.^ these x3 giddy loose suggestions; 
:3 Upon ;;w;; which better part ^-^ ouw ;;w;; pway'ws come ÚwÚ in, 
>w< If :3 thou OwO vouchsafe ^.^ them. But ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, then xDD knyow 
The peril >_> of ^-^ ouw cuwses fight uWu on ÚwÚ thee 
^w^ So :33 heavy as :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot >_< shake them OwO off, 
But in ^.^ despaiw die uWu undew OwO the bwack uWu weight. 
;;w;; AUSTWIA. uWu Webewwion, fwat ^-^ webewwion! 
BASTAWD. x3 Wiww't ^.^ nyot x3 be? 
uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot :3 a ;;w;; cawf's-skin xDD stop UwU that OwO mouth >_> of thine? 
>_< WEWIS. Father, ^-^ to awms! 
>w< BWANCH. :3 Upon >w< thy wedding-day? 
uWu Against OwO the UwU bwood UwU that :3 thou x3 hast married? 
>_> What, uWu shaww ^-^ ouw feast >w< be ^-^ kept with >_> swaughtewed ^.^ men? 
:33 Shaww ÚwÚ bwaying OwO twumpets ÚwÚ and loud :33 chuwwish >_> dwums, 
^.^ Cwamouws >_> of >_< heww, >w< be measuwes ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ pomp? 
:3 O xDD husband, hear UwU me! ^-^ ay, :33 awack, how OwO nyew 
^-^ Is :3 'husband' in my xDD mouth! x3 even uWu fow UwU that uWu nyame, 
^w^ Which ÚwÚ tiww :3 this UwU time my :33 tongue >_> did :33 nye'ew UwU pwonyounce, 
:3 Upon my knee I ^.^ beg, >w< go ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ÚwÚ awms 
uWu Against >_< minye :3 uncwe. 
CONSTANCE. :33 O, x3 upon my xDD knyee, 
^w^ Made ^-^ hawd with ^.^ knyeewing, I ^-^ do pray ^-^ to ^.^ thee, 
Thou ÚwÚ viwtuous ÚwÚ Dauphin, x3 awtew ^.^ nyot OwO the :33 doom 
Forethought uWu by uWu heaven! 
>w< BWANCH. Nyow uWu shaww I UwU see >w< thy wuv. What uWu motive ^-^ may 
Be stronger with ÚwÚ thee than OwO the name >_> of x3 wife? 
CONSTANCE. :33 That ;;w;; which uphowdeth him UwU that ÚwÚ thee xDD uphowds, 
His honyouw. :33 O, UwU thinye xDD honyouw, ^-^ Wewis, UwU thinye xDD honyouw! 
>_< WEWIS. I ^w^ muse >_> youw uWu Majesty doth ÚwÚ seem OwO so cold, 
When such :3 pwofound respects ^-^ do >_< puww you x3 on. 
^-^ PANDUWPH. I uWu wiww :33 denyounce :3 a ^w^ cuwse x3 upon his head. 
KING >_< PHIWIP. Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot need. >_> Engwand, I uWu wiww ^-^ faww ^-^ fwom thee. 
CONSTANCE. :3 O fair xDD wetuwn >_> of banish'd ÚwÚ majesty! 
ELINOR. :3 O ;;w;; fouw uWu wevowt >_> of xDD Fwench ^.^ inconstancy! 
KING :3 JOHN. UwU Fwance, :3 thou ^-^ shawt :33 wue :3 this hour within :3 this hour. 
BASTAWD. Old Time OwO the >_> cwock-settew, UwU that uWu bawd OwO sexton Time, 
^-^ Is ^.^ it as ^.^ he x3 wiww? ^.^ Weww then, Fwance uWu shaww ^w^ wue. 
>w< BWANCH. The ^w^ sun's OwO o'ewcast with bwood. ^-^ Faiw day, ;;w;; adieu! 
^w^ Which :3 is OwO the >_> side UwU that I >w< must >w< go UwU withaw? 
I x3 am with ^w^ both: OwO each ;;w;; awmy ;;w;; hath :3 a >w< hand; 
And in theiw wage, I having howd >_> of ^.^ both, 
^.^ They ;;w;; whiww >_> asundew ÚwÚ and dismember >_> me. 
Husband, I cannyot pray UwU that :3 thou uWu mayst ^.^ win; 
:3 Uncwe, I ^.^ nyeeds >w< must pray UwU that :3 thou uWu mayst wose; 
Father, I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot ^w^ wish OwO the >_> fowtunye :3 thinye; 
Gwandam, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^w^ wish >w< thy :3 wishes x3 thwive. 
x3 Whoevew :33 wins, uWu on UwU that >_> side uWu shaww I lose: 
uWu Assuwed woss before OwO the ^-^ match >w< be play'd. 
>_< WEWIS. Lady, with uWu me, with me >w< thy >_> fowtunye wies. 
>w< BWANCH. Thewe xDD whewe my >_> fowtunye x3 wives, there my life :3 dies. 
KING :3 JOHN. uWu Cousin, >w< go dwaw ^-^ ouw ^-^ puissance >w< togethew. 
Exit BASTARD 
UwU Fwance, I x3 am ÚwÚ buwn'd OwO up with UwU infwaming wwath, 
OwO A ;;w;; wage uWu whose heat ;;w;; hath :3 this ^.^ condition 
:33 That nyothing can awway, nyothing uWu but blood, 
The blood, ÚwÚ and deawest-vawu'd blood, >_> of OwO Fwance. 
KING >_< PHIWIP. x3 Thy ;;w;; wage uWu shaww >_< buwn ÚwÚ thee uWu up, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt xDD tuwn 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ ashes, ewe ^-^ ouw UwU bwood uWu shaww ÚwÚ quench UwU that >w< fiwe. 
Wook ^-^ to ÚwÚ thysewf, :3 thou art in >_< jeopawdy. 
KING :3 JOHN. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe than ^.^ he UwU that threats. ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ awms wet's xDD hie! 
>_< Exeunt :3 sevewawwy 




^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. 

OwO Fwance. xDD Pwains ;;w;; nyeaw ^.^ Angiews 

Awawums, excursions. x3 Entew OwO the BASTARD with UwU AUSTWIA'S head 

BASTAWD. Nyow, uWu by my xDD wife, :3 this :3 day grows :3 wondwous hot; 
uWu Some >_> aiwy ^w^ deviw ^w^ huvws in OwO the OwO sky 
And ^w^ pouws ;;w;; down x3 mischief. Austria's head lie there, 
OwO Whiwe ;;w;; Phiwip bweathes. 

x3 Entew KING ÚwÚ JOHN, >_> AWTHUW, ÚwÚ and >_> HUBEWT 

KING :3 JOHN. Hubert, ^-^ keep :3 this ÚwÚ boy. uWu Phiwip, ^-^ make >w< up: 
UwU My mothew :3 is assaiwed in ^-^ ouw >_> tent, 
And ta'en, I fear. 
BASTAWD. UwU My lord, I ÚwÚ wescued UwU hew; 
Her Highness :3 is in >w< safety, ;;w;; feaw you not; 
But OwO on, my UwU wiege, uWu fow vewy wittwe x3 pains 
uWu Wiww bwing :3 this >_< wabouw ^-^ to OwO an x3 happy OwO end. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. 

OwO Fwance. xDD Pwains ;;w;; nyeaw ^.^ Angiews 

Awawums, excuwsions, ^.^ wetweat. x3 Entew KING ÚwÚ JOHN, OwO EWINyOW, >_> AWTHUW, 
OwO the BASTARD, >w< HUBEWT, ÚwÚ and LORDS 

KING :3 JOHN. uWu [To ELINOR] ^w^ So uWu shaww ^.^ it ^w^ be; >_> youw OwO Gwace uWu shaww stay 
^.^ behind, 
^w^ So stwongwy :3 guawded. uWu [To ARTHUR] uWu Cousin, ÚwÚ wook ^.^ nyot x3 sad; 
x3 Thy gwandam loves ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and >w< thy uncwe uWu wiww 
UwU As dear >w< be ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee as >w< thy fathew ÚwÚ was. 
ÚwÚ AWTHUW. :33 O, :3 this uWu wiww ^-^ make my mothew die with grief! 
KING :3 JOHN. uWu [To OwO the ;;w;; BASTAWD] uWu Cousin, away uWu fow :33 Engwand! haste 
OwO befowe, 
And, ewe ^-^ ouw ^w^ coming, UwU see :3 thou >_< shake OwO the :33 bags 
x3 Of hoarding ;;w;; abbots; :3 impwisonyed xDD angews 
ÚwÚ Set at liberty; OwO the UwU fat xDD wibs >_> of xDD peace 
Must uWu by OwO the x3 hungwy :3 nyow >w< be ^-^ fed upon. 
;;w;; Use ^-^ ouw :33 commission in his xDD utmost :3 fowce. 
BASTAWD. Bell, book, ÚwÚ and uWu candwe, uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ dwive me ^w^ back, 
When gold ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ siwvew becks me ^-^ to come x3 on. 
I xDD weave >_> youw uWu Highnyess. Gwandam, I uWu wiww pray, 
>w< If >w< evew I wemembew ^-^ to >w< be x3 howy, 
>_< Fow >_> youw fair xDD safety. UwU So, I ÚwÚ kiss >_> youw hand. 
ELINOR. Faweweww, gentwe >w< cousin. 
KING :3 JOHN. ^.^ Coz, faweweww. 
Exit BASTARD 
ELINOR. Come hithew, wittwe ÚwÚ kinsman; x3 hawk, :3 a :33 wowd. 
KING :3 JOHN. Come hithew, Hubert. :3 O my gentwe Hubert, 
We owe ÚwÚ thee much! xDD Within :3 this x3 waww >_> of ^.^ fwesh 
Thewe :3 is :3 a ^w^ souw counts ÚwÚ thee xDD hew cweditow, 
And with ^w^ advantage :3 means ^-^ to pay >w< thy :33 wuv; 
And, my good OwO fwiend, >w< thy ^.^ vowuntawy OwO oath 
Wives in :3 this ^.^ bosom, dearly >w< chewished. 
>w< Give me >w< thy hand. I xDD had :3 a xDD thing ^-^ to :33 say- 
But I uWu wiww x3 fit ^.^ it with >w< some better xDD time. 
By UwU heaven, Hubert, I x3 am ^w^ awmost asham'd 
ÚwÚ To uWu say what good >_< wespect I ^.^ have >_> of thee. 
^w^ HUBEWT. I x3 am >w< much uWu bounden ^-^ to >_> youw Majesty. 
KING :3 JOHN. Good OwO fwiend, :3 thou x3 hast nyo cause ^-^ to uWu say OwO so >_> yet, 
But :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have; ÚwÚ and cweep UwU time :33 nye'ew OwO so swow, 
>_> Yet ^.^ it uWu shaww come uWu fow me ^-^ to ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee :33 good. 
I xDD had :3 a xDD thing ^-^ to uWu say-but let ^.^ it go: 
The >_< sun :3 is in OwO the UwU heaven, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> pwoud day, 
^w^ Attended with OwO the ÚwÚ pweasuwes >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, 
^-^ Is >w< aww xDD too >_< wanton ÚwÚ and xDD too :33 fuww >_> of UwU gawds 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give me uWu audience. >w< If OwO the xDD midnyight beww 
OwO Did with his iwon :33 tongue ÚwÚ and brazen OwO mouth 
Sound uWu on OwO into OwO the dwowsy OwO wace >_> of >_< nyight; 
>w< If :3 this >_> same ;;w;; wewe :3 a churchyard xDD whewe ^-^ we ^.^ stand, 
And :3 thou possessed with :3 a ^w^ thousand wwongs; 
Ow ^-^ if UwU that suwwy ^.^ spiwit, mewanchowy, 
Had >w< bak'd >w< thy UwU bwood ÚwÚ and :3 made ^.^ it >w< heavy-thick, 
^w^ Which ewse runs UwU tickwing OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down OwO the :33 veins, 
:33 Making UwU that uWu idiot, :3 waughtew, ^-^ keep xDD men's eyes 
And xDD stwain theiw x3 cheeks ^-^ to :33 idwe ^-^ mewwiment, 
OwO A passion ^-^ hatefuw ^-^ to my puwposes; 
Ow ^-^ if UwU that :3 thou uWu couwdst UwU see me ^-^ without >_> eyes, 
>w< Heaw me ^-^ without UwU thinye >_> caws, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make :33 wepwy 
Without :3 a tongue, :3 using uWu conceit xDD awonye, 
Without >_> eyes, eaws, ÚwÚ and harmful :33 sound >_> of words- 
>_> Then, in UwU despite >_> of >w< bwooded watchful day, 
I would OwO into >w< thy uWu bosom pouw my xDD thoughts. 
But, ÚwÚ ah, I uWu wiww :33 nyot! >_> Yet I love ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww; 
And, uWu by my ^w^ twoth, I ÚwÚ think :3 thou lov'st me :33 weww. 
^w^ HUBEWT. ^w^ So ;;w;; weww UwU that what you ;;w;; bid me undertake, 
^-^ Though UwU that my death ;;w;; wewe adjunct ^-^ to my ^-^ act, 
By UwU heaven, I would ^-^ do it. 
KING :3 JOHN. Do ^.^ nyot I xDD knyow :3 thou wouwdst? 
Good Hubert, Hubert, Hubert, thwow UwU thinye eye 
uWu On ^-^ yon x3 young ÚwÚ boy. I'll tell ÚwÚ thee what, my OwO fwiend, 
ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a vewy sewpent in my OwO way; 
And wheresoe'er :3 this foot >_> of >_< minye doth UwU twead, 
ÚwÚ He :3 wies before >_> me. Dost :3 thou undewstand x3 me? 
Thou art his keeper. 
^w^ HUBEWT. And I'll ^-^ keep him OwO so 
:33 That ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot offend >_> youw Majesty. 
KING :3 JOHN. Death. 
^w^ HUBEWT. UwU My UwU wowd? 
KING :3 JOHN. OwO A ^-^ gwave. 
^w^ HUBEWT. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^.^ nyot wive. 
KING :3 JOHN. Enyough! 
I :33 couwd >w< be >_> mewwy OwO nyow. Hubert, I love thee. 
Weww, I'll ^.^ nyot uWu say what I intend uWu fow thee. 
Wemembew. ^w^ Madam, fare you ;;w;; weww; 
I'll ^-^ send x3 those >w< powews o'ew ^-^ to >_> youw Majesty. 
ELINOR. UwU My xDD bwessing >w< go with thee! 
KING :3 JOHN. uWu [To ARTHUR] >_< Fow >_> Engwand, uWu cousin, ^.^ go; 
:3 Hubewt uWu shaww >w< be >_> youw man, ^.^ attend uWu on you 
x3 With >w< aww OwO twue >_< duty. uWu On towawd Cawais, UwU ho! >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE x3 4. 

OwO Fwance. The FRENCH OwO KING's ^-^ camp 

x3 Entew KING PHILIP, LEWIS, ;;w;; PANDUWPH, ÚwÚ and attendants 

KING >_< PHIWIP. ^w^ So uWu by :3 a roaring ^w^ tempest uWu on OwO the flood 
OwO A xDD whowe >_< awmado >_> of ^-^ convicted sail 
^-^ Is ;;w;; scattewed ÚwÚ and uWu disjoin'd ^-^ fwom fewwowship. 
^-^ PANDUWPH. >_< Couwage ÚwÚ and xDD comfowt! ^-^ Aww uWu shaww ÚwÚ yet >w< go :33 weww. 
KING >_< PHIWIP. What can >w< go well, when ^-^ we ^.^ have run OwO so ill. 
uWu Awe ^-^ we ^.^ nyot beaten? ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot ^.^ Angiews lost? 
Arthur ta'en pwisonyew? :33 Divews dear fwiends uWu swain? 
And bwoody ^.^ Engwand OwO into ^.^ Engwand gone, 
;;w;; O'ewbeawing intewwuption, ^-^ spite >_> of :33 Fwance? 
>_< WEWIS. ^.^ he ;;w;; hath uWu won, UwU that ;;w;; hath ^.^ he ÚwÚ fowtified; 
^w^ So ^.^ hot :3 a ÚwÚ speed with such >_> advice ^.^ dispos'd, 
Such uWu tempewate owdew in OwO so fiewce :3 a ^-^ cause, 
^-^ Doth UwU want ÚwÚ exampwe; ^-^ who ;;w;; hath ;;w;; wead ^w^ ow heard 
x3 Of ^-^ any UwU kindwed >w< action >_< wike ^-^ to uWu this? 
KING >_< PHIWIP. ^.^ Weww :33 couwd I bear UwU that ^.^ Engwand xDD had :3 this :33 pwaise, 
^w^ So ^-^ we :33 couwd find >w< some ^w^ pattewn >_> of ^-^ ouw >w< shame. 

x3 Entew >_> CONSTANCE 

Wook ^-^ who comes :3 hewe! :3 a grave x3 unto :3 a soul; 
Holding th' eternal ^.^ spiwit, x3 against xDD hew wiww, 
UwU In OwO the :3 viwe pwison >_> of ^w^ affwicted ^.^ bweath. 
I ;;w;; pwithee, >w< wady, >w< go away with >_> me. 
CONSTANCE. Lo nyow! :3 nyow UwU see OwO the xDD issue >_> of >_> youw :3 peace! 
KING >_< PHIWIP. UwU Patience, good ^-^ wady! >w< Comfowt, gentwe Constance! 
CONSTANCE. No, I :33 defy >w< aww counsew, >w< aww redress, 
But UwU that ;;w;; which ends >w< aww counsew, OwO twue redress- 
Death, ^w^ death; :3 O amiable UwU wuvwy >_< death! 
Thou >w< odowifewous ^w^ stench! :33 sound :33 wottennyess! 
>w< Awise :3 fowth ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ couch >_> of ÚwÚ wasting night, 
Thou UwU hate ÚwÚ and terror ^-^ to x3 pwospewity, 
And I uWu wiww ÚwÚ kiss >w< thy detestabwe OwO bonyes, 
And >w< put my eyebawws in >w< thy vaulty ^-^ bwows, 
And ring ^.^ these fingers with >w< thy househowd xDD wowms, 
And xDD stop :3 this >_> gap >_> of >_> bweath with >_> fuwsome xDD dust, 
And >w< be :3 a carrion monster >_< wike thysewf. 
^w^ Come, grin uWu on uWu me, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ÚwÚ think :3 thou >w< smiw'st, 
And UwU buss ÚwÚ thee as >w< thy wife. ^-^ Misewy's love, 
:33 O, come ^-^ to UwU me! 
KING >_< PHIWIP. :3 O fair ^-^ affwiction, :3 peace! 
CONSTANCE. No, no, I uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, having >_> bweath ^-^ to cry. 
:3 O UwU that my :33 tongue ;;w;; wewe in OwO the :3 thundew's xDD mouth! 
;;w;; Then with :3 a passion would I >_< shake OwO the UwU wowwd, 
And ;;w;; wouse ^-^ fwom ;;w;; sweep UwU that feww :3 anyatomy 
^w^ Which cannyot hear :3 a lady's feebwe OwO voice, 
^w^ Which scorns :3 a modewn ;;w;; invocation. 
^-^ PANDUWPH. Lady, you xDD uttew UwU madnyess ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot sorrow. 
CONSTANCE. Thou art ^.^ nyot holy ^-^ to bewie me ÚwÚ so. 
I x3 am ^.^ nyot mad: :3 this >_< haiw I >w< teaw :3 is mine; 
UwU My name :3 is x3 Constance; I ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ Geffwey's ^-^ wife; 
Young Arthur :3 is my UwU son, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is xDD wost. 
I x3 am ^.^ nyot >_< mad-I would ^-^ to >w< heaven I ÚwÚ wewe! 
>_< Fow then 'tis >_< wike I shouwd ^-^ fowget ^-^ mysewf. 
:33 O, ^-^ if I UwU couwd, what >w< gwief shouwd I ^w^ fowget! 
Pweach >w< some phiwosophy ^-^ to ^-^ make me >_< mad, 
And :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be canoniz'd, >_> Cawdinyaw; 
>_< Fow, being ^.^ nyot >_< mad, uWu but sensible >_> of gwief, 
UwU My ÚwÚ weasonyabwe part ;;w;; pwoduces reason 
OwO How I ^-^ may >w< be deliver'd >_> of ^.^ these ÚwÚ woes, 
And ÚwÚ teaches me ^-^ to :33 kiww ^w^ ow >_> hang ^-^ mysewf. 
>w< If I ;;w;; wewe mad I shouwd ^-^ fowget my UwU son, 
Ow :3 madwy ÚwÚ think :3 a ;;w;; babe >_> of :3 cwouts ;;w;; wewe ^w^ he. 
I x3 am ^.^ nyot mad; xDD too well, xDD too ;;w;; weww I ;;w;; feew 
The diffewent pwague >_> of OwO each ^w^ cawamity. 
KING >_< PHIWIP. Bind OwO up x3 those twesses. :33 O, what love I ^-^ nyote 
UwU In OwO the fair ÚwÚ muwtitude >_> of x3 those xDD hew haiws! 
:3 Whewe uWu but uWu by :3 a uWu chance :3 a ÚwÚ siwvew >_> dwop ;;w;; hath fall'n, 
>_< Even ^-^ to UwU that >_> dwop >w< ten ^w^ thousand ^-^ wiwy fwiends 
Do glue themsewves in sociabwe gwief, 
;;w;; Wike true, ^.^ insepawabwe, xDD faithfuw >_> wuvs, 
xDD Sticking >_> togethew in ^w^ cawamity. 
CONSTANCE. ÚwÚ To >_> Engwand, ^-^ if you uWu wiww. 
KING >_< PHIWIP. Bind OwO up >_> youw hairs. 
CONSTANCE. x3 Yes, UwU that I wiww; ÚwÚ and xDD whewefowe uWu wiww I ^-^ do it? 
I OwO towe them ^-^ fwom theiw :3 bonds, ÚwÚ and :3 cwied ;;w;; awoud 
'O UwU that ^.^ these ^.^ hands :33 couwd OwO so ^w^ wedeem my UwU son, 
UwU As uWu they ^.^ have >w< given ^.^ these ^w^ haiws theiw liberty!' 
But :3 nyow I >_< envy at theiw wibewty, 
And uWu wiww UwU again commit them ^-^ to theiw :3 bonds, 
xDD Because my UwU poow >w< chiwd :3 is :3 a xDD pwisonyew. 
And, fathew :3 Cawdinyaw, I ^.^ have heard you uWu say 
:33 That ^-^ we uWu shaww UwU see ÚwÚ and xDD knyow ^-^ ouw fwiends in ^-^ heaven; 
>w< If UwU that >w< be true, I uWu shaww UwU see my :3 boy ÚwÚ again; 
>_< Fow >_< since OwO the biwth >_> of UwU Cain, OwO the ^.^ fiwst mawe OwO chiwd, 
ÚwÚ To him UwU that >_> did uWu but yesterday suspire, 
Thewe ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot such :3 a >_< gwacious ;;w;; cweatuwe uWu bown. 
But :3 nyow uWu wiww cankew UwU sowwow xDD eat my bud 
And ^.^ chase OwO the ÚwÚ nyative x3 beauty ^-^ fwom his cheek, 
And ^.^ he uWu wiww ÚwÚ wook as >w< howwow as :3 a ^.^ ghost, 
UwU As dim ÚwÚ and >_< meagwe as OwO an >_< ague's uWu fit; 
And OwO so :3 he'ww ^.^ die; :3 and, x3 wising OwO so uWu again, 
When I uWu shaww ^.^ meet him in OwO the couwt >_> of >w< heaven 
I uWu shaww ^.^ nyot xDD knyow >_> him. OwO Thewefowe OwO nyevew, never 
Must I >w< behowd my pwetty Arthur more. 
^-^ PANDUWPH. You howd xDD too >w< heinyous :3 a >_< wespect >_> of ^w^ gwief. 
CONSTANCE. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ tawks ^-^ to me UwU that never xDD had :3 a :33 son. 
KING >_< PHIWIP. You awe as OwO fond >_> of >w< gwief as >_> of >_> youw chiwd. 
CONSTANCE. x3 Gwief uWu fiwws OwO the :3 woom OwO up >_> of my ÚwÚ absent OwO chiwd, 
:33 Wies in his :33 bed, walks OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down with uWu me, 
>w< Puts uWu on his pwetty >w< wooks, repeats his x3 wowds, 
Wemembews me >_> of >w< aww his >_< gwacious :33 pawts, 
uWu Stuffs >_< out his vacant garments with his x3 fowm; 
;;w;; Then ^.^ have I reason ^-^ to >w< be OwO fond >_> of ^w^ gwief. 
Fawe you ;;w;; weww; xDD had you such :3 a woss as OwO I, 
I :33 couwd ^w^ give better comfort than you do. 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ keep :3 this fowm x3 upon my uWu head, 
:3 [Teawing xDD hew haiw] 
When there :3 is such disorder in my wit. 
:3 O Lord! my OwO boy, my Awthuw, my fair >_< son! 
UwU My xDD wife, my joy, my food, my ÚwÚ aiw OwO the world! 
UwU My UwU widow-comfowt, ÚwÚ and my ^w^ sowwows' cuwe! Exit 
KING >_< PHIWIP. I ;;w;; feaw >w< some >_< outwage, ÚwÚ and I'll follow :3 hew. Exit 
>_< WEWIS. There's nyothing in :3 this x3 wowwd can ^-^ make me OwO joy. 
:33 Wife :3 is as >w< tedious as :3 a >w< twice-towd xDD tawe 
Vexing OwO the :33 duww ear >_> of :3 a dwowsy >w< man; 
And :33 bittew ÚwÚ shame ;;w;; hath :3 spoiw'd OwO the ^w^ sweet world's taste, 
:33 That ^.^ it >w< yiewds UwU nyought uWu but ÚwÚ shame ÚwÚ and >_> bittewnyess. 
^-^ PANDUWPH. Before OwO the :33 cuwing >_> of :3 a >w< stwong disease, 
>_< Even in OwO the x3 instant >_> of wepaiw ÚwÚ and ^.^ heawth, 
The x3 fit :3 is stwongest; x3 eviws UwU that UwU take xDD weave 
uWu On theiw ^.^ depawtuwe UwU most >_> of >w< aww show evil; 
What ^.^ have you lost uWu by >w< wosing >_> of :3 this day? 
>_< WEWIS. ^-^ Aww >_< days >_> of ^-^ gwowy, joy, ÚwÚ and >w< happinyess. 
^-^ PANDUWPH. >w< If you xDD had xDD won it, cewtainwy you xDD had. 
No, no; when >_> Fowtunye :3 means ^-^ to x3 men UwU most uWu good, 
She looks x3 upon them with :3 a x3 thweat'nying >w< eye. 
^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ stwange ^-^ to ÚwÚ think how >w< much UwU King uWu John ;;w;; hath lost 
UwU In :3 this ;;w;; which ^.^ he OwO accounts OwO so x3 cweawwy x3 won. 
uWu Awe ^.^ nyot you :3 gwiev'd UwU that Arthur :3 is his pwisonyew? 
>_< WEWIS. UwU As >_> heawtiwy as ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ gwad ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_> him. 
^-^ PANDUWPH. Your :33 mind :3 is >w< aww as youthfuw as >_> youw bwood. 
Nyow hear me speak with :3 a ;;w;; pwophetic spirit; 
>_< Fow x3 even OwO the >_> bweath >_> of what I UwU mean ^-^ to speak 
:33 Shaww blow OwO each xDD dust, OwO each straw, OwO each wittwe :3 wub, 
Out >_> of OwO the UwU path ;;w;; which uWu shaww :33 diwectwy ;;w;; wead 
x3 Thy foot ^-^ to England's thwonye. And OwO thewefowe :33 mawk: 
uWu John ;;w;; hath >w< seiz'd Arthur; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it cannyot >w< be 
That, whiwes warm life uWu pways in UwU that infant's :33 veins, 
The misplac'd uWu John shouwd UwU entewtain OwO an xDD houw, 
>_< Onye minute, xDD nyay, ^-^ onye >_> quiet >_> bweath >_> of ^-^ west. 
OwO A OwO sceptwe >_> snyatch'd with OwO an xDD unwuwy hand 
Must >w< be boistewouswy maintain'd as UwU gain'd, 
And ^.^ he UwU that ^-^ stands x3 upon :3 a slipp'ry place 
:3 Makes nice >_> of nyo :3 viwe howd ^-^ to stay him up; 
:33 That uWu John ^-^ may ^.^ stand then, Arthur ^.^ nyeeds >w< must fall; 
^w^ So >w< be it, uWu fow ^.^ it cannyot >w< be uWu but ÚwÚ so. 
>_< WEWIS. But what uWu shaww I >_< gain uWu by x3 young ÚwÚ Awthuw's faww? 
^-^ PANDUWPH. :3 You, in OwO the ^.^ wight >_> of OwO Wady ÚwÚ Bwanch >_> youw xDD wife, 
May then ^-^ make >w< aww OwO the OwO cwaim UwU that Arthur ÚwÚ did. 
>_< WEWIS. And wose it, life ÚwÚ and aww, as Arthur ÚwÚ did. 
^-^ PANDUWPH. OwO How green you awe ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwesh in :3 this ^.^ owd world! 
uWu John lays you :3 pwots; OwO the xDD times :33 conspiwe with OwO you; 
>_< Fow ^.^ he UwU that steeps his >_> safety in OwO twue UwU bwood 
:33 Shaww find uWu but bwoody >_> safety ÚwÚ and untwue. 
:3 This ^-^ act, OwO so evilly bownye, uWu shaww cool OwO the hearts 
x3 Of >w< aww his ^w^ peopwe ÚwÚ and ^w^ fweeze OwO up theiw :3 zeaw, 
:33 That UwU nyonye OwO so small ^w^ advantage uWu shaww xDD step :3 fowth 
ÚwÚ To >_< check his UwU weign uWu but uWu they uWu wiww cherish xDD it; 
:3 Nyo :3 nyatuwaw >_< exhawation in OwO the UwU sky, 
:3 Nyo >_> scope >_> of UwU nyatuwe, nyo distempew'd day, 
:3 Nyo ^w^ common wind, nyo customed UwU event, 
But uWu they uWu wiww xDD pwuck away his :3 nyatuwaw cause 
And caww them UwU meteows, :33 pwodigies, ÚwÚ and UwU signs, 
:33 Abowtives, pwesages, ÚwÚ and ^.^ tongues >_> of UwU heaven, 
>w< Pwainwy OwO denyouncing ;;w;; vengeance x3 upon John. 
>_< WEWIS. May >w< be ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ touch x3 young ÚwÚ Awthuw's xDD wife, 
But howd ^-^ himsewf xDD safe in his x3 pwisonment. 
^-^ PANDUWPH. :33 O, >_> Siw, when ^.^ he uWu shaww hear >_> of >_> youw :33 appwoach, 
>w< If UwU that x3 young Arthur >w< be ^.^ nyot gonye uWu awweady, 
>_< Even at UwU that UwU nyews ^.^ he dies; ÚwÚ and then OwO the hearts 
x3 Of >w< aww his ^w^ peopwe uWu shaww uWu wevowt ^-^ fwom ^w^ him, 
And ÚwÚ kiss OwO the lips >_> of OwO unyacquainted change, 
And OwO pick >w< stwong matter >_> of uWu wevowt ÚwÚ and ^w^ wwath 
Out >_> of OwO the bwoody fingers' ends >_> of john. 
x3 Methinks I UwU see :3 this UwU huwwy >w< aww uWu on ^-^ foot; 
And, :33 O, what better matter >_> bweeds uWu fow you 
>w< Than I ^.^ have nyam'd! The xDD bastawd :33 Fauwconbwidge 
^-^ Is :3 nyow in ^.^ Engwand wansacking OwO the Church, 
Offending :33 chawity; ^-^ if uWu but :3 a ;;w;; dozen xDD Fwench 
Were there in uWu awms, uWu they would >w< be as :3 a can 
ÚwÚ To x3 twain >w< ten ^w^ thousand Engwish ^-^ to theiw ÚwÚ side; 
Ow as :3 a wittwe snyow, tumbwed >w< about, 
Anon >_< becomes :3 a x3 mountain. :3 O x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ Dauphin, 
uWu Go with me ^-^ to OwO the King. ^.^ 'Tis OwO wondewfuw 
What ^-^ may >w< be wrought >_< out >_> of theiw :33 discontent, 
Nyow UwU that theiw souws awe topful >_> of >_> offence. 
>_< Fow ^.^ Engwand ^.^ go; I uWu wiww :33 whet uWu on OwO the King. 
>_< WEWIS. :3 Stwong reasons makes >w< stwong actions. >_> Wet OwO us ^.^ go; 
>w< If you uWu say ^-^ ay, OwO the UwU King uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu say nyo. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. 

Engwand. OwO A castle 

x3 Entew >_> HUBEWT ÚwÚ and EXECUTIONyEWS 

^w^ HUBEWT. uWu Heat me ^.^ these >w< iwons hot; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook :3 thou ^.^ stand 
xDD Within OwO the ^-^ awwas. When I strike my foot 
:3 Upon OwO the uWu bosom >_> of OwO the >w< gwound, x3 wush :3 fowth 
And uWu bind OwO the :3 boy ;;w;; which you uWu shaww find with me 
ÚwÚ Fast ^-^ to OwO the uWu chaiw. Be xDD heedfuw; hence, ÚwÚ and :3 watch. 
uWu EXECUTIONyEW. I >w< hope >_> youw ;;w;; wawwant uWu wiww bear >_< out OwO the :3 deed. 
^w^ HUBEWT. ;;w;; Uncweanwy scruples! OwO Feaw ^.^ nyot you. Wook to't. 
>_< Exeunt EXECUTIONyEWS 
Young >_> wad, come fowth; I ^.^ have ^-^ to uWu say with you. 

x3 Entew ^w^ AWTHUW 

ÚwÚ AWTHUW. Good ^.^ mowwow, Hubert. 
^w^ HUBEWT. Good ^.^ mowwow, wittwe ^.^ Pwince. 
ÚwÚ AWTHUW. UwU As wittwe ^w^ pwince, having OwO so gweat :3 a >_< tide 
ÚwÚ To >w< be ^-^ mowe ^w^ pwince, as ^-^ may UwU be. You awe :33 sad. 
^w^ HUBEWT. :3 Indeed I ^.^ have >_< been merrier. 
ÚwÚ AWTHUW. uWu Mewcy uWu on UwU me! 
x3 Methinks nyo ÚwÚ body shouwd >w< be >_> sad uWu but I; 
xDD Yet, I :33 wemembew, when I ÚwÚ was in UwU Fwance, 
Young gentlemen would >w< be as >_> sad as night, 
>_> Onwy uWu fow ^.^ wantonnyess. By my chwistendom, 
^w^ So I ;;w;; wewe >_< out >_> of pwison ÚwÚ and ^-^ kept sheep, 
I shouwd >w< be as >_> mewwy as OwO the :3 day :3 is xDD wong; 
And OwO so I would >w< be here uWu but UwU that I x3 doubt 
UwU My uncwe uWu pwactises ^-^ mowe harm ^-^ to me; 
ÚwÚ He :3 is ^w^ afwaid >_> of uWu me, ÚwÚ and I >_> of >_> him. 
^-^ Is ^.^ it my fauwt UwU that I ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ Geffwey's xDD son? 
No, :3 indeed, ist not; ÚwÚ and I would ^-^ to >w< heaven 
I ;;w;; wewe >_> youw UwU son, OwO so you would love uWu me, Hubert. 
^w^ HUBEWT. ^-^ [Aside] >w< If I talk ^-^ to ^w^ him, with his innyocent ^w^ pwate 
ÚwÚ He uWu wiww :33 awake my >w< mewcy, ;;w;; which :3 wies >w< dead; 
OwO Thewefowe I uWu wiww >w< be ^w^ sudden ÚwÚ and UwU dispatch. 
ÚwÚ AWTHUW. uWu Awe you >_< sick, ^.^ Hubewt? You ÚwÚ wook OwO pawe ^-^ to-day; 
UwU In UwU sooth, I would you ;;w;; wewe :3 a wittwe >_< sick, 
:33 That I UwU might ^-^ sit >w< aww night ÚwÚ and watch with you. 
I ;;w;; wawwant I love you ^-^ mowe than you ^-^ do >_> me. 
^w^ HUBEWT. ^-^ [Aside] His uWu wowds ^-^ do UwU take UwU possession >_> of my bosom.- 
x3 Wead ;;w;; hewe, x3 young ÚwÚ Awthuw. [Showing :3 a >_> papew] 
^-^ [Aside] OwO How nyow, foowish UwU wheum! 
;;w;; Tuwnying uWu dispiteous >_> towtuwe >_< out >_> of OwO doow! 
I >w< must >w< be brief, west wesowution >_> dwop 
Out at >_< minye eyes in >w< tendew womanish ;;w;; teaws.- 
^w^ Can you ^.^ nyot ;;w;; wead it? ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot fair writ? 
ÚwÚ AWTHUW. :3 Too ^.^ faiwwy, Hubert, uWu fow OwO so ;;w;; fouw >w< effect. 
Must you with ^.^ hot >w< iwons >_< buwn >_< out uWu both >_< minye :3 eyes? 
^w^ HUBEWT. Young OwO boy, I :3 must. 
ÚwÚ AWTHUW. And uWu wiww you? 
^w^ HUBEWT. And I uWu wiww. 
ÚwÚ AWTHUW. >_< Have you OwO the :3 heawt? When >_> youw head >_> did uWu but ache, 
I xDD knyit my handkerchief about >_> youw ^w^ bwows- 
The :33 best I ^-^ had, :3 a pwincess wrought ^.^ it :3 me- 
And I >_> did never ÚwÚ ask ^.^ it you ÚwÚ again; 
And with my hand at xDD midnyight held >_> youw ÚwÚ head; 
And, >_< wike OwO the watchful minutes ^-^ to OwO the xDD houw, 
OwO Stiww ÚwÚ and anon cheer'd OwO up OwO the :33 heavy UwU time, 
uWu Saying ;;w;; 'What wack ^-^ you?' ÚwÚ and :33 'Whewe :3 wies >_> youw gwief?' 
Ow ;;w;; 'What good love ^-^ may I OwO pewfowm uWu fow ^-^ you?' 
>_> Many :3 a UwU poow ÚwÚ man's :3 son would ^.^ have lyen stiww, 
And :33 nye'ew ^.^ have xDD spoke :3 a :33 woving >_> wowd ^-^ to OwO you; 
But you at >_> youw uWu sick service xDD had :3 a pwince. 
;;w;; Nyay, you ^-^ may ÚwÚ think my love ÚwÚ was crafty love, 
And caww ^.^ it UwU cunnying. uWu Do, OwO an ^-^ if you uWu wiww. 
>w< If >w< heaven >w< be pleas'd UwU that you >w< must ;;w;; use me iww, 
ÚwÚ Why, then you :3 must. uWu Wiww you >w< put >_< out >_< minye >_> eyes, 
^.^ These eyes UwU that never >_> did :3 nyow never uWu shaww 
^w^ So >w< much as :3 fwown uWu on you? 
^w^ HUBEWT. I ^.^ have sworn ^-^ to ^-^ do xDD it; 
And with ^.^ hot >w< iwons >w< must I >_< buwn them >_< out. 
ÚwÚ AWTHUW. xDD Ah, UwU nyonye uWu but in :3 this iwon :3 age would ^-^ do ^.^ it! 
The iwon >_> of itself, >w< though heat wed-hot, 
Appwoaching ;;w;; nyeaw ^.^ these eyes would dwink my >_< teaws, 
And ÚwÚ quench his :33 fiewy UwU indignyation 
>_< Even in OwO the matter >_> of >_< minye innocence; 
;;w;; Nyay, aftew UwU that, consume away in wust 
But uWu fow containing x3 fiwe ^-^ to harm >_< minye >w< eye. 
uWu Awe you ^-^ mowe stubborn-hard than hammer'd >_> iwon? 
An ^-^ if OwO an :3 angew shouwd ^.^ have come ^-^ to me 
And told me :3 Hubewt shouwd >w< put >_< out >_< minye >_> eyes, 
I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have bewiev'd him-no :33 tongue uWu but ÚwÚ Hubewt's. 
^w^ HUBEWT. [Stamps] Come fowth. 

;;w;; We-entew EXECUTIONyEWS, x3 With cowd, iwons, etc. 

Do as I ;;w;; bid you do. 
ÚwÚ AWTHUW. :33 O, :33 save uWu me, Hubert, :33 save UwU me! UwU My eyes awe >_< out 
>_< Even with OwO the fiewce looks >_> of ^.^ these bwoody ^-^ men. 
^w^ HUBEWT. >w< Give me OwO the x3 iwon, I ÚwÚ say, ÚwÚ and uWu bind him here. 
ÚwÚ AWTHUW. ^.^ Awas, what :3 nyeed you >w< be OwO so :3 boist'wous UwU wough? 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot stwuggwe, I uWu wiww ^.^ stand stonye-stiww. 
>_< Fow >w< heaven UwU sake, Hubert, let me ^.^ nyot >w< be >_< bound! 
;;w;; Nyay, hear uWu me, uWu Hubewt! Drive ^.^ these x3 men ^w^ away, 
And I uWu wiww ^-^ sit as >_> quiet as :3 a lamb; 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu stiw, :3 nyow ^-^ wince, :3 nyow speak :3 a ;;w;; wowd, 
Nyow ÚwÚ wook x3 upon OwO the iwon :33 angwiwy; 
UwU Thwust uWu but ^.^ these x3 men ^w^ away, ÚwÚ and I'll forgive you, 
Whatevew >_> towment you ^-^ do >w< put me x3 to. 
^w^ HUBEWT. Go, ^.^ stand :3 within; let me :3 awonye with >_> him. 
uWu EXECUTIONyEW. I x3 am :33 best pleas'd ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ fwom such :3 a :3 deed. 
>_< Exeunt EXECUTIONyEWS 
ÚwÚ AWTHUW. ^.^ Awas, I then ^.^ have xDD chid away my x3 fwiend! 
ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :3 a >w< stewn ÚwÚ wook uWu but :3 a gentwe ÚwÚ heawt. 
>_> Wet him come ^w^ back, UwU that his compassion ^-^ may 
>w< Give life ^-^ to ^w^ youws. 
^w^ HUBEWT. ^w^ Come, OwO boy, :33 pwepawe OwO youwsewf. 
ÚwÚ AWTHUW. ^-^ Is there nyo remedy? 
^w^ HUBEWT. None, uWu but ^-^ to wose >_> youw OwO eyes. 
ÚwÚ AWTHUW. :3 O UwU heaven, UwU that there ;;w;; wewe uWu but :3 a UwU mote in xDD youws, 
OwO A ÚwÚ gwain, :3 a xDD dust, :3 a gnat, :3 a wandewing >_> haiw, 
>w< Any annoyance in UwU that pwecious >_< sense! 
>_> Then, feeling what small >w< things awe :33 boistewous there, 
Your :3 viwe ^.^ intent >w< must ^.^ nyeeds ÚwÚ seem uWu howwibwe. 
^w^ HUBEWT. ^-^ Is :3 this >_> youw pwomise? uWu Go ^.^ to, howd >_> youw OwO tongue. 
ÚwÚ AWTHUW. Hubert, OwO the uttewance >_> of :3 a >w< bwace >_> of ^.^ tongues 
Must ^.^ nyeeds UwU want pleading uWu fow :3 a paiw >_> of OwO eyes. 
>_> Wet me ^.^ nyot howd my tongue, let me ;;w;; nyot, :3 Hubewt; 
Or, Hubert, ^-^ if you wiww, ÚwÚ cut >_< out my tongue, 
^w^ So I ^-^ may ^-^ keep >_< minye OwO eyes. :33 O, spawe >_< minye >_> eyes, 
^-^ Though ^-^ to nyo ;;w;; use uWu but still ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook uWu on xDD you! 
:33 Wo, uWu by my ^w^ twoth, OwO the ^.^ instwument :3 is x3 cowd 
And would ^.^ nyot harm >_> me. 
^w^ HUBEWT. I can heat it, ÚwÚ boy. 
ÚwÚ AWTHUW. No, in good :33 sooth; OwO the x3 fiwe :3 is UwU dead with gwief, 
>_> Being UwU cweate uWu fow UwU comfowt, ^-^ to >w< be :33 us'd 
UwU In xDD undesewved ^.^ extwemes. ^w^ See ewse uWu youwsewf: 
Thewe :3 is nyo ;;w;; mawice in :3 this burning x3 coaw; 
The >_> bweath >_> of >w< heaven ;;w;; hath xDD bwown his spirit out, 
And ^-^ stwew'd repentant ashes uWu on his head. 
^w^ HUBEWT. But with my >_> bweath I can revive it, ÚwÚ boy. 
ÚwÚ AWTHUW. An ^-^ if you uWu do, you uWu wiww uWu but ^-^ make ^.^ it x3 bwush 
And gwow with ÚwÚ shame >_> of >_> youw :33 pwoceedings, Hubert. 
;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ it UwU pewchance uWu wiww >_> spawkwe in >_> youw >_> eyes, 
And, >_< wike :3 a ^.^ dog UwU that :3 is xDD compeww'd ^-^ to fight, 
xDD Snyatch at his ^w^ mastew UwU that doth ^w^ tawwe him x3 on. 
^-^ Aww >w< things UwU that you shouwd ;;w;; use ^-^ to ^-^ do me :33 wwong 
UwU Deny theiw x3 office; only you ^-^ do wack 
:33 That UwU mewcy ;;w;; which fiewce x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and iwon :33 extends, 
Cweatuwes >_> of ^-^ nyote uWu fow mewcy-wacking ^w^ uses. 
^w^ HUBEWT. Weww, UwU see ^-^ to :3 wive; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ touch UwU thinye eye 
>_< Fow >w< aww OwO the >_> tweasuwe UwU that UwU thinye uncwe :33 owes. 
>_> Yet I x3 am >_> swown, ÚwÚ and I >_> did >_< puwpose, OwO boy, 
x3 With :3 this >_> same vewy iwon ^-^ to >_< buwn them >_< out. 
ÚwÚ AWTHUW. :33 O, :3 nyow you ÚwÚ wook >_< wike uWu Hubewt! ^-^ Aww :3 this >_< whiwe 
You ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ disguis'd. 
^w^ HUBEWT. :3 Peace; nyo more. OwO Adieu. 
Your uncwe >w< must ^.^ nyot xDD knyow uWu but you awe uWu dead: 
I'll fiww ^.^ these OwO dogged spies with false ^w^ wepowts; 
And, pwetty OwO chiwd, ;;w;; sweep x3 doubtwess ÚwÚ and secure 
:33 That Hubert, uWu fow OwO the wealth >_> of >w< aww OwO the UwU wowwd, 
uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot offend thee. 
ÚwÚ AWTHUW. :3 O uWu heaven! I :3 thank you, Hubert. 
^w^ HUBEWT. Silence; nyo more. uWu Go cwosewy in with >_> me. 
^.^ Much danger ^-^ do I undewgo uWu fow thee. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. 

Engwand. KING OwO JOHN'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew KING ÚwÚ JOHN, PEMBWOKE, >w< SAWISBUWY, ÚwÚ and uWu othew LORDS 

KING :3 JOHN. ;;w;; Hewe UwU once UwU again ^-^ we >_> sit, UwU once UwU again >w< cwown'd, 
And ^.^ wook'd OwO upon, I hope, with cheerful OwO eyes. 
PEMBWOKE. :3 This UwU once uWu again, uWu but UwU that >_> youw Highness pleas'd, 
>_> Was UwU once OwO supewfwuous: you ;;w;; wewe xDD cwown'd OwO befowe, 
And UwU that UwU high ÚwÚ woyawty ÚwÚ was :33 nye'ew UwU pwuck'd OwO off, 
The :3 faiths >_> of x3 men :33 nye'ew stained with wevowt; 
;;w;; Fwesh x3 expectation twoubwed ^.^ nyot OwO the ^.^ wand 
x3 With ^-^ any long'd-for >_> change ^w^ ow better state. 
SAWISBUWY. :33 Thewefowe, ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ possess'd with double uWu pomp, 
ÚwÚ To guawd :3 a title UwU that ÚwÚ was rich OwO befowe, 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ giwd wefinyed ^.^ gowd, ^-^ to x3 paint OwO the wiwy, 
ÚwÚ To thwow :3 a perfume uWu on OwO the viowet, 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ smooth OwO the x3 ice, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ add another hue 
^.^ Unto OwO the rainbow, ^w^ ow with :3 tapew-wight 
ÚwÚ To >w< seek OwO the uWu beauteous eye >_> of >w< heaven ^-^ to ;;w;; gawnyish, 
^-^ Is wastefuw ÚwÚ and :33 widicuwous x3 excess. 
PEMBWOKE. But UwU that >_> youw :33 woyaw ^w^ pweasuwe >w< must >w< be >_< donye, 
:3 This ^.^ act :3 is as OwO an ÚwÚ ancient xDD tawe OwO nyew told 
And, in OwO the last ^.^ wepeating, twoubwesome, 
>_> Being urged at :3 a UwU time UwU unseasonyabwe. 
SAWISBUWY. UwU In :3 this OwO the >_> antique ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww-nyoted ;;w;; face 
x3 Of ;;w;; pwain ^.^ owd fowm :3 is >w< much disfigured; 
And >_< wike :3 a shifted ^.^ wind x3 unto :3 a sail 
^w^ It makes OwO the ^-^ couwse >_> of >_> thoughts ^-^ to ÚwÚ fetch >w< about, 
Startles ÚwÚ and ^w^ fwights ÚwÚ considewation, 
:3 Makes :33 sound >_< opinyion >_< sick, ÚwÚ and >w< twuth >w< suspected, 
>_< Fow OwO putting uWu on OwO so OwO nyew :3 a fashion'd >_> wobe. 
PEMBWOKE. When :33 wowkmen ^-^ stwive ^-^ to ^-^ do better than well, 
^.^ They ^-^ do xDD confound theiw >_> skiww in covetousness; 
And :33 oftentimes xDD excusing >_> of :3 a fauwt 
^-^ Doth ^-^ make OwO the fauwt OwO the >_< wowse uWu by th' ^-^ excuse, 
UwU As >w< patches xDD set x3 upon :3 a wittwe :33 bweach 
^.^ Discwedit ^-^ mowe in UwU hiding >_> of OwO the fauwt 
>w< Than >_> did OwO the fauwt before ^.^ it ÚwÚ was OwO so ^.^ patch'd. 
SAWISBUWY. ÚwÚ To :3 this >_> effect, before you ;;w;; wewe >_> nyew-cwown'd, 
We breath'd ^-^ ouw counsew; uWu but ^.^ it pleas'd >_> youw Highness 
ÚwÚ To x3 uvwbeaw xDD it; ÚwÚ and ^-^ we awe >w< aww ;;w;; weww pleas'd, 
x3 Since >w< aww ÚwÚ and every part >_> of what ^-^ we would 
^-^ Doth ^-^ make :3 a ^.^ stand at what >_> youw Highness uWu wiww. 
KING :3 JOHN. uWu Some reasons >_> of :3 this double x3 cowonyation 
I ^.^ have ^-^ possess'd you OwO with, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think them OwO stwong; 
And :3 mowe, ^-^ mowe ^w^ stwong, when ^.^ wessew :3 is my feaw, 
I uWu shaww ;;w;; indue you OwO with. OwO Meantime uWu but ÚwÚ ask 
What you would ^.^ have ÚwÚ wefowm'd UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot well, 
And ;;w;; weww uWu shaww you pewceive how willingly 
I uWu wiww uWu both hear ÚwÚ and gwant you >_> youw UwU wequests. 
PEMBWOKE. ;;w;; Then OwO I, as ^-^ onye UwU that x3 am OwO the :33 tongue >_> of :33 these, 
ÚwÚ To :33 sound OwO the >w< puwposes >_> of >w< aww theiw hearts, 
Both uWu fow ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ and ^w^ them- ;;w;; but, >_> chief >_> of aww, 
Your >w< safety, uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; which ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ and them 
Bend theiw :33 best studies, >_> heawtiwy xDD wequest 
^-^ Th' enfwanchisement >_> of Awthuw, uWu whose restraint 
^-^ Doth move OwO the ^.^ muwmuwing lips >_> of discontent 
ÚwÚ To >_< bweak OwO into :3 this dangewous ;;w;; awgument: 
>w< If what in west you ^.^ have in ^.^ wight you >_< howd, 
UwU Why then >_> youw x3 feaws-which, as uWu they ÚwÚ say, ^.^ attend 
The ^-^ steps >_> of wwong-shouwd move you ^-^ to mew OwO up 
Your >w< tendew kinsman, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to uWu choke his >_< days 
x3 With ^.^ bawbawous :33 ignyowance, ÚwÚ and deny his xDD youth 
The rich ^w^ advantage >_> of good ^.^ exewcise? 
:33 That OwO the >w< time's >_> enyemies ^-^ may ^.^ nyot ^.^ have :3 this 
ÚwÚ To OwO gwace ^.^ occasions, let ^.^ it >w< be ^-^ ouw suit 
:33 That you ^.^ have ;;w;; bid OwO us ÚwÚ ask his liberty; 
^w^ Which uWu fow ^-^ ouw goods ^-^ we ^-^ do nyo further ÚwÚ ask 
>w< Than wheweupon ^-^ ouw weaw, uWu on you depending, 
xDD Counts ^.^ it >_> youw ^-^ weaw ^.^ he ^.^ have his :33 wibewty. 
KING :3 JOHN. >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be ÚwÚ so. I ^-^ do commit his xDD youth 
ÚwÚ To >_> youw uWu diwection. 

x3 Entew >_> HUBEWT 

^-^ [Aside] Hubert, what UwU nyews with you? 
PEMBWOKE. :3 This :3 is OwO the man shouwd ^-^ do OwO the bwoody xDD deed: 
ÚwÚ He show'd his ;;w;; wawwant ^-^ to :3 a fwiend >_> of mine; 
The ^.^ image >_> of :3 a ;;w;; wicked >w< heinyous fauwt 
Wives in his eye; UwU that :33 cwose aspect >_> of his 
^-^ Doth show OwO the >w< mood >_> of :3 a >w< much twoubwed ^w^ bweast, 
And I ^-^ do feawfuwwy believe 'tis x3 donye 
What ^-^ we OwO so >_< feaw'd ^.^ he xDD had :3 a chawge ^-^ to do. 
SAWISBUWY. The >w< cowouw >_> of OwO the UwU King doth come ÚwÚ and >w< go 
>w< Between his OwO puwpose ÚwÚ and his ^.^ conscience, 
;;w;; Wike heralds :33 'twixt two dreadful ^.^ battwes set. 
His passion :3 is OwO so wipe ^.^ it ^.^ nyeeds >w< must break. 
PEMBWOKE. And when ^.^ it bweaks, I ;;w;; feaw uWu wiww xDD issue ^.^ thence 
The ;;w;; fouw :33 cowwuption >_> of :3 a ^w^ sweet OwO chiwd's :33 death. 
KING :3 JOHN. We cannyot howd mowtawity's >w< stwong hand. 
Good x3 wowds, although my uWu wiww ^-^ to ^w^ give :3 is living, 
The suit ;;w;; which you >_> demand :3 is gonye ÚwÚ and uWu dead: 
ÚwÚ He uWu tewws OwO us Arthur :3 is deceas'd to-nyight. 
SAWISBUWY. ;;w;; Indeed, ^-^ we >_< feaw'd his sicknyess ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ past ^w^ cuwe. 
PEMBWOKE. ;;w;; Indeed, ^-^ we heard how ;;w;; nyeaw his death ^.^ he OwO was, 
Before OwO the >w< chiwd ^-^ himsewf ;;w;; fewt ^.^ he ÚwÚ was sick. 
:3 This >w< must >w< be xDD answew'd ;;w;; eithew here ^w^ ow ^-^ hence. 
KING :3 JOHN. UwU Why ^-^ do you ^-^ bend such sowemn uWu bwows uWu on x3 me? 
:33 Think you I bear OwO the ÚwÚ sheaws >_> of uWu destiny? 
>_< Have I ^.^ commandment uWu on OwO the >_> puwse >_> of x3 wife? 
SAWISBUWY. ^w^ It :3 is apparent xDD fouw-pway; ÚwÚ and 'tis ÚwÚ shame 
:33 That greatness shouwd OwO so ^.^ gwosswy :3 offew it. 
^w^ So thrive ^.^ it in >_> youw OwO game! ÚwÚ and so, faweweww. 
PEMBWOKE. uWu Stay >_> yet, Wowd >w< Sawisbuwy, I'll >w< go with ÚwÚ thee 
And find th' inheritance >_> of :3 this UwU poow OwO chiwd, 
His wittwe :3 kingdom >_> of :3 a fowced ^-^ gwave. 
:33 That UwU bwood ;;w;; which uWu ow'd OwO the bweadth >_> of >w< aww :3 this >_> iswe 
>_< Thwee foot >_> of ^.^ it doth howd-bad x3 wowwd OwO the whiwe! 
:3 This >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< be ;;w;; thus :3 bownye: :3 this uWu wiww >_< bweak >_< out 
ÚwÚ To >w< aww ^-^ ouw sorrows, ÚwÚ and ewe wong I >_> doubt. >_< Exeunt LORDS 
KING :3 JOHN. ^.^ They >_< buwn in indignation. I xDD wepent. 
Thewe :3 is nyo ^w^ suwe foundation xDD set uWu on blood, 
:3 Nyo ÚwÚ cewtain life >_< achiev'd uWu by >_> othews' :33 death. 

x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW 

OwO A xDD feawfuw eye :3 thou >_< hast; xDD whewe :3 is UwU that UwU bwood 
:33 That I ^.^ have uWu seen ÚwÚ inhabit in x3 those ^-^ cheeks? 
^w^ So ;;w;; fouw :3 a OwO sky clears ^.^ nyot ^-^ without :3 a ^.^ stowm. 
uWu Pouw ;;w;; down >w< thy weather-how :33 goes >w< aww in :33 Fwance? 
MESSENGEW. From Fwance ^-^ to Engwand. uWu Nyevew such :3 a ^.^ pow'w 
>_< Fow ^-^ any foweign pwepawation 
>_> Was ;;w;; wevied in OwO the ÚwÚ body >_> of :3 a land. 
The >w< copy >_> of >_> youw ÚwÚ speed :3 is ^w^ weawn'd uWu by ;;w;; them, 
>_< Fow when you shouwd >w< be told uWu they ^-^ do xDD pwepawe, 
The >_< tidings comes UwU that uWu they awe >w< aww awwiv'd. 
KING :3 JOHN. :33 O, xDD whewe ;;w;; hath ^-^ ouw ;;w;; intewwigence >_< been ^.^ dwunk? 
:3 Whewe ;;w;; hath ^.^ it ^w^ swept? :3 Whewe :3 is my >_> mothew's cawe, 
:33 That such OwO an ;;w;; awmy :33 couwd >w< be :33 dwawn in UwU Fwance, 
And ^.^ she ^.^ nyot hear >_> of it? 
MESSENGEW. UwU My UwU wiege, xDD hew ear 
^-^ Is stopp'd with UwU dust: OwO the ^.^ fiwst >_> of :3 Apwiw ;;w;; died 
Your x3 nyobwe mother; ÚwÚ and as I OwO heaw, my lord, 
The OwO Wady Constance in :3 a frenzy ;;w;; died 
>_< Thwee >_< days ^.^ befowe; uWu but :3 this ^-^ fwom wumouw's :33 tongue 
I OwO idwy >_> heawd-if OwO twue ^w^ ow false I xDD knyow not. 
KING :3 JOHN. xDD Withhowd >w< thy uWu speed, dreadful xDD occasion! 
:33 O, ^-^ make :3 a >_> weague with uWu me, ÚwÚ tiww I ^.^ have pleas'd 
UwU My :33 discontented peers! >_< What! mothew x3 dead! 
OwO How >_> wiwdwy then walks my ^-^ estate in ^.^ Fwance! 
^.^ Undew uWu whose OwO conduct came x3 those pow'rs >_> of Fwance 
:33 That :3 thou uWu fow >w< twuth >w< giv'st >_< out awe ^w^ wanded hewe? 
MESSENGEW. ^.^ Undew OwO the ;;w;; Dauphin. 
KING :3 JOHN. Thou x3 hast :3 made me x3 giddy 
x3 With ^.^ these in OwO tidings. 

x3 Entew OwO the BASTARD ÚwÚ and >w< PETEW >_< OF ^w^ POMFWET 

^.^ Nyow! What :33 says OwO the x3 wowwd 
ÚwÚ To >_> youw proceedings? Do ^.^ nyot >w< seek ^-^ to stuff 
UwU My head with ^-^ mowe i-iww UwU nyews, uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is fun. 
BASTAWD. But ^-^ if you >w< be ÚwÚ afeaw'd ^-^ to hear OwO the worst, 
;;w;; Then let OwO the worst, unheawd, ^-^ faww uWu on >_> youw head. 
KING :3 JOHN. Beaw with uWu me, uWu cousin, uWu fow I ÚwÚ was >w< amaz'd 
^.^ Undew OwO the >_< tide; uWu but :3 nyow I bweathe UwU again 
Aloft OwO the ^.^ fwood, ÚwÚ and can ^w^ give ^-^ audience 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ any tongue, speak ^.^ it >_> of what ^.^ it uWu wiww. 
BASTAWD. OwO How I ^.^ have OwO sped UwU among OwO the cwewgymen 
The ÚwÚ sums I ^.^ have cowwected uWu shaww expwess. 
But as I >w< twaveww'd UwU hithew OwO thwough OwO the wand, 
I find OwO the ^w^ peopwe stwangewy x3 fantasied; 
;;w;; Possess'd with uWu wumouws, :33 fuww >_> of :33 idwe ^w^ dweams. 
:3 Nyot ÚwÚ knyowing what uWu they feaw, uWu but :33 fuww >_> of fear; 
And >w< hewe's :3 a prophet UwU that I ^w^ bwought with me 
From :3 fowth OwO the >w< stweets >_> of :3 Pomfwet, xDD whom I ;;w;; found 
x3 With many hundweds tweading uWu on his heels; 
ÚwÚ To xDD whom ^.^ he sung, in wude ÚwÚ hawsh-sounding >_< whymes, 
That, ewe OwO the next >_< Ascension-day at ^w^ nyoon, 
Your Highness shouwd x3 dewivew OwO up >_> youw ^w^ cwown. 
KING :3 JOHN. Thou :33 idwe >_< dweamew, xDD whewefowe didst :3 thou so? 
PETER. ^-^ Foweknyowing UwU that OwO the >w< twuth uWu wiww ^-^ faww >_< out ÚwÚ so. 
KING :3 JOHN. Hubert, away with him; imprison him; 
And uWu on UwU that :3 day at UwU nyoon xDD wheweon ^.^ he :33 says 
I uWu shaww ÚwÚ yiewd OwO up my :3 cwown let him >w< be >_> hang'd. 
^w^ Dewivew him ^-^ to xDD safety; ÚwÚ and return, 
>_< Fow I >w< must ;;w;; use thee. 
Exit >_> HUBEWT with >w< PETEW 
:3 O my gentwe uWu cousin, 
>_> Heaw'st :3 thou OwO the UwU nyews ÚwÚ abwoad, ^-^ who awe arriv'd? 
BASTAWD. The x3 Fwench, my ^w^ wowd; xDD men's OwO mouths awe :33 fuww >_> of xDD it; 
UwU Besides, I met Wowd ^-^ Bigot ÚwÚ and Wowd >w< Sawisbuwy, 
x3 With eyes as wed as nyew-enkindwed fire, 
And ÚwÚ othews :3 mowe, ^-^ going ^-^ to >w< seek OwO the grave 
x3 Of Awthuw, xDD whom uWu they uWu say :3 is xDD kiww'd ^.^ to-nyight 
uWu On >_> youw suggestion. 
KING :3 JOHN. ;;w;; Gentwe kinsman, >w< go 
And OwO thwust thyself OwO into theiw ^-^ companyies. 
I ^.^ have :3 a uWu way ^-^ to uWu wiww theiw loves ÚwÚ again; 
>_< Bwing them before >_> me. 
BASTAWD. I uWu Wiww >w< seek them >_< out. 
KING :3 JOHN. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but ^-^ make >_> haste; OwO the better foot >_> befowe. 
:33 O, let me ^.^ have nyo :33 subject >_> enyemies 
When advewse UwU foweignyews affright my OwO towns 
x3 With dreadful OwO pomp >_> of :33 stout ^.^ invasion! 
Be >w< Mewcuwy, xDD set ÚwÚ feathews ^-^ to >w< thy heels, 
And UwU fwy >_< wike ^w^ thought ^-^ fwom them ^-^ to me again. 
BASTAWD. The spirit >_> of OwO the UwU time uWu shaww teach me x3 speed. 
KING :3 JOHN. Spoke >_< wike :3 a sprightful x3 nyobwe gentleman. 
Exit BASTARD 
uWu Go aftew him; uWu fow ^.^ he UwU pewhaps uWu shaww :3 nyeed 
uWu Some :33 messengew ;;w;; betwixt me ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ peews; 
And >w< be :3 thou ^w^ he. 
MESSENGEW. x3 With >w< aww my xDD heawt, my ^.^ wiege. Exit 
KING :3 JOHN. UwU My mothew x3 dead! 

;;w;; We-entew >_> HUBEWT 

^w^ HUBEWT. UwU My lord, uWu they uWu say five >_< moons ;;w;; wewe uWu seen to-night; 
ÚwÚ Fouw >w< fixed, ÚwÚ and OwO the fifth >_> did ;;w;; whiww about 
The uWu othew ;;w;; fouw in :3 wondwous :33 motion. 
KING :3 JOHN. ^.^ Five moons! 
^w^ HUBEWT. Old x3 men ÚwÚ and bewdams in OwO the >w< stweets 
Do pwophesy x3 upon ^.^ it dangewouswy; 
Young ÚwÚ Awthuw's death :3 is ^w^ common in theiw uWu mouths; 
And when uWu they talk >_> of ^w^ him, uWu they >_< shake theiw UwU heads, 
And whisper ^-^ onye another in OwO the >_> eaw; 
And ^.^ he UwU that ^-^ speaks doth gripe OwO the hearer's wwist, 
>w< Whiwst ^.^ he UwU that ÚwÚ heaws makes xDD feawfuw >w< action 
x3 With ^-^ wwinkwed ^-^ bwows, with nods, with wowwing OwO eyes. 
I ^-^ saw :3 a OwO smith ^.^ stand with his :33 hammew, thus, 
The UwU whiwst his iwon >_> did uWu on OwO the anviw :3 coow, 
x3 With open OwO mouth swawwowing :3 a tailor's news; 
Who, with his ÚwÚ sheaws ÚwÚ and measuwe in his ;;w;; hand, 
UwU Standing uWu on slippers, ;;w;; which his nimble haste 
Had falsely OwO thwust x3 upon contrary OwO feet, 
Told >_> of :3 a many ^w^ thousand ^.^ wawwike xDD Fwench 
:33 That ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ embattaiwed ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wank'd in x3 Kent. 
>_> Anyothew lean xDD unwash'd >_< awtificew 
x3 Cuts x3 off his :3 tawe, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ tawks >_> of ÚwÚ Awthuw's :33 death. 
KING :3 JOHN. UwU Why >_< seek'st :3 thou ^-^ to ^.^ possess me with ^.^ these uWu feaws? 
UwU Why xDD uwgest :3 thou OwO so ^w^ oft x3 young ÚwÚ Awthuw's UwU death? 
x3 Thy hand ;;w;; hath muwd'wed >_> him. I xDD had :3 a :3 mighty cause 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ wish him OwO dead, uWu but :3 thou xDD hadst UwU nyonye ^-^ to :33 kiww >_> him. 
^w^ HUBEWT. :3 Nyo ^-^ had, my wowd! ÚwÚ Why, >_> did you ^.^ nyot >_< pwovoke x3 me? 
KING :3 JOHN. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the ^w^ cuwse >_> of kings ^-^ to >w< be attended 
By slaves UwU that UwU take theiw uWu humouws uWu fow :3 a ;;w;; wawwant 
ÚwÚ To >_< bweak within OwO the bwoody house >_> of xDD wife, 
And uWu on OwO the ^w^ winking >_> of authowity 
ÚwÚ To undewstand :3 a waw; ^-^ to xDD knyow OwO the meaning 
x3 Of dangewous ^-^ majesty, when UwU pewchance ^.^ it :33 fwowns 
Mowe x3 upon humouw than UwU advis'd :33 wespect. 
^w^ HUBEWT. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is >_> youw hand ÚwÚ and >w< seaw uWu fow what I ÚwÚ did. 
KING :3 JOHN. :33 O, when OwO the last >_< account :33 'twixt >w< heaven ÚwÚ and :3 eawth 
^-^ Is ^-^ to >w< be made, then uWu shaww :3 this hand ÚwÚ and >w< seaw 
>_> Witnyess x3 against OwO us ^-^ to damnyation! 
OwO How ^w^ oft OwO the OwO sight >_> of :3 means ^-^ to ^-^ do i-iww deeds 
UwU Make deeds i-iww :33 donye! uWu Hadst ^.^ nyot :3 thou >_< been >_> by, 
OwO A :3 fewwow uWu by OwO the hand >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe x3 mawk'd, 
OwO Quoted ÚwÚ and >w< sign'd ^-^ to ^-^ do :3 a deed >_> of shame, 
:3 This murder xDD had ^.^ nyot come OwO into my mind; 
But, ^-^ taking ^-^ nyote >_> of >w< thy abhorr'd ;;w;; aspect, 
UwU Finding ÚwÚ thee x3 fit uWu fow bwoody uWu viwwainy, 
^.^ Apt, UwU wiabwe ^-^ to >w< be empwoy'd in danger, 
I ;;w;; faintwy x3 bwoke with ÚwÚ thee >_> of ÚwÚ Awthuw's ^w^ death; 
And thou, ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ endeawed ^-^ to :3 a ^-^ king, 
^w^ Made ^.^ it nyo ;;w;; conscience ^-^ to >_< destwoy :3 a pwince. 
^w^ HUBEWT. UwU My wowd- 
KING :3 JOHN. uWu Hadst :3 thou uWu but shook >w< thy head ^w^ ow :3 made >_> pause, 
When I ^-^ spake darkly what I >_> puwposed, 
Ow tuwn'd OwO an eye >_> of x3 doubt x3 upon my ;;w;; face, 
UwU As ;;w;; bid me tell my xDD tawe in express x3 wowds, 
^-^ Deep ÚwÚ shame xDD had struck me ^w^ dumb, :3 made me >_< bweak OwO off, 
And x3 those >w< thy ^-^ feaws UwU might ^.^ have wrought ^-^ feaws in >_> me. 
But :3 thou didst undewstand me uWu by my UwU signs, 
And didst in signs UwU again UwU pawwey with >w< sin; 
xDD Yea, ^-^ without ÚwÚ stop, didst let >w< thy OwO heawt ^.^ consent, 
And consequently >w< thy wude hand ^-^ to ^.^ act 
The deed ;;w;; which uWu both ^-^ ouw ^.^ tongues held :3 viwe ^-^ to >w< nyame. 
Out >_> of my ^-^ sight, ÚwÚ and never UwU see me ;;w;; mowe! 
UwU My nobles xDD weave me; ÚwÚ and my OwO state :3 is :3 bwaved, 
>_< Even at my ^.^ gates, with ^-^ wanks >_> of foweign ^.^ pow'ws; 
;;w;; Nyay, in OwO the ÚwÚ body >_> of OwO the fweshwy wand, 
:3 This UwU kingdom, :3 this x3 confinye >_> of UwU bwood ÚwÚ and breath, 
Hostiwity ÚwÚ and civil tumult reigns 
>w< Between my ;;w;; conscience ÚwÚ and my cousin's :33 death. 
^w^ HUBEWT. x3 Awm you x3 against >_> youw uWu othew ;;w;; enyemies, 
I'll ^-^ make :3 a xDD peace :3 between >_> youw ^w^ souw ÚwÚ and you. 
Young Arthur :3 is >_> awive. :3 This hand >_> of >_< minye 
^-^ Is ÚwÚ yet :3 a OwO maiden ÚwÚ and OwO an innyocent ;;w;; hand, 
:3 Nyot ^w^ painted with OwO the :3 cwimson >_< spots >_> of bwood. 
xDD Within :3 this uWu bosom never ent'red ÚwÚ yet 
The dreadful motion >_> of :3 a UwU muwdewous ^w^ thought 
And you ^.^ have slander'd ^-^ nyatuwe in my >_> fowm, 
>w< Which, >_< howsoevew wude ÚwÚ extewiowwy, 
^-^ Is ÚwÚ yet OwO the cuvw >_> of :3 a ^-^ faiwew :33 mind 
>w< Than ^-^ to >w< be butchew >_> of OwO an innyocent chiwd. 
KING :3 JOHN. ^-^ Doth Arthur live? :33 O, haste ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the peers, 
Thwow :3 this wepowt uWu on theiw incensed ;;w;; wage 
And ^-^ make them ^w^ tame ^-^ to theiw :3 obedience! 
uWu Fowgive OwO the :33 comment UwU that my passion :3 made 
:3 Upon >w< thy featuwe; uWu fow my ;;w;; wage ÚwÚ was :3 bwind, 
And ;;w;; fouw imaginyawy eyes >_> of UwU bwood 
Presented ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe hideous than :3 thou awt. 
:33 O, ÚwÚ answew not; uWu but ^-^ to my closet bwing 
The :3 angwy uWu wowds with >w< aww OwO expedient UwU haste. 
I conjuwe ÚwÚ thee uWu but :3 swowwy; run ^-^ mowe fast. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. 

Engwand. Before OwO the castle 

x3 Entew >_> AWTHUW, uWu on OwO the >_< wawws 

ÚwÚ AWTHUW. The x3 waww :3 is high, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet uWu wiww I :33 weap down. 
Good >w< gwound, >w< be ^w^ pitifuw ÚwÚ and hurt me :33 nyot! 
There's xDD few ^w^ ow UwU nyonye ^-^ do xDD knyow me; ^-^ if uWu they :33 did, 
:3 This :33 ship-boy's sembwance ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ disguis'd me x3 quite. 
I x3 am ^.^ afwaid; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet I'll venture it. 
>w< If I >_< get ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< bweak my xDD wimbs, 
I'll find :3 a ^w^ thousand >_< shifts ^-^ to >_< get >_> away. 
UwU As good ^-^ to die ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ go, as die ÚwÚ and >_> stay. [Leaps >w< down] 
:3 O UwU me! my xDD uncwe's spirit :3 is in ^.^ these stones. 
xDD Heaven UwU take my >_> souw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ Engwand ^-^ keep my ^.^ bonyes! 
;;w;; [Dies] 

x3 Entew PEMBWOKE, >w< SAWISBUWY, ÚwÚ and x3 BIGOT 

SAWISBUWY. >w< Wowds, I uWu wiww ^.^ meet him at x3 Saint ^w^ Edmundsbuwy; 
^w^ It :3 is ^-^ ouw >w< safety, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we >w< must ^w^ embwace 
:3 This gentwe :3 offew >_> of OwO the perilous xDD time. 
PEMBWOKE. OwO Who ^w^ bwought UwU that letter ^-^ fwom OwO the ^-^ Cawdinyaw? 
SAWISBUWY. The UwU Count Melun, :3 a x3 nyobwe lord >_> of UwU Fwance, 
uWu Whose pwivate with me >_> of OwO the UwU Dauphin's love 
^-^ Is >w< much ^-^ mowe ^w^ genyewaw than ^.^ these >w< winyes import. 
>w< BIGOT. >w< To-mowwow xDD mownying let OwO us ^.^ meet him xDD then. 
SAWISBUWY. Ow wathew then xDD set forward; uWu fow 'twill >w< be 
>w< Two wong OwO days' >_< jouwnyey, x3 wowds, ^w^ ow ewe ^-^ we ÚwÚ meet. 

x3 Entew OwO the BASTARD 

BASTAWD. >w< Once ^-^ mowe OwO to-day ;;w;; weww met, distempew'd UwU wowds! 
The UwU King uWu by me wequests >_> youw :3 pwesence ÚwÚ stwaight. 
SAWISBUWY. The UwU King ;;w;; hath :3 dispossess'd ^-^ himsewf >_> of ÚwÚ us. 
We uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD winye his xDD thin x3 bestainyed :33 cwoak 
x3 With ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ puwe UwU honyouws, :3 nyow ^.^ attend OwO the foot 
:33 That leaves OwO the x3 pwint >_> of UwU bwood whewe'ew ^.^ it wawks. 
Wetuwn ÚwÚ and tell him ÚwÚ so. We xDD knyow OwO the uWu wowst. 
BASTAWD. uWu Whate'ew you xDD think, good x3 wowds, I xDD think, ;;w;; wewe >_> best. 
SAWISBUWY. Our ^.^ gwiefs, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw xDD mannyews, reason OwO nyow. 
BASTAWD. But there :3 is wittwe reason in >_> youw gwief; 
OwO Thewefowe 'twere reason you xDD had ^-^ mannyews OwO nyow. 
PEMBWOKE. >_> Siw, ;;w;; siw, :3 impatience ;;w;; hath his privilege. 
BASTAWD. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ twue-to hurt his :3 mastew, nyo man >w< ewse. 
SAWISBUWY. :3 This :3 is OwO the prison. What :3 is ^.^ he :3 wies hewe? 
PEMBWOKE. :3 O >_< death, :3 made >_> pwoud with ÚwÚ puwe ÚwÚ and >_< pwincewy uWu beauty! 
The :3 eawth xDD had ^.^ nyot :3 a hole ^-^ to hide :3 this :3 deed. 
SAWISBUWY. Murder, as ÚwÚ hating what ^-^ himsewf ;;w;; hath >_< donye, 
^-^ Doth uWu way ^.^ it open ^-^ to :3 uwge uWu on wevenge. 
>w< BIGOT. Or, when ^.^ he ^.^ doom'd :3 this x3 beauty ^-^ to :3 a :33 gwave, 
;;w;; Found ^.^ it xDD too UwU pwecious-pwincewy uWu fow :3 a ^-^ gwave. 
SAWISBUWY. Sir ÚwÚ Wichawd, what ÚwÚ think you? >_< Have you behewd, 
Ow ^.^ have you ;;w;; wead ^w^ ow heard, ^w^ ow :33 couwd you think? 
Ow ^-^ do you ^w^ awmost xDD think, although you >_> see, 
:33 That you ^-^ do see? Could thought, ^-^ without :3 this object, 
:3 Fowm such anyothew? :3 This :3 is OwO the vewy >_< top, 
The >_> height, OwO the x3 cwest, ^w^ ow :3 cwest x3 unto OwO the x3 cwest, 
x3 Of muwdew's arms; :3 this :3 is OwO the UwU bwoodiest shame, 
The wiwdest savagewy, OwO the ^-^ viwest stwoke, 
:33 That >w< evew wall-ey'd ^w^ wwath ^w^ ow stawing ;;w;; wage 
Presented ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; teaws >_> of ^.^ soft UwU wemowse. 
PEMBWOKE. ^-^ Aww ^.^ muwdews ÚwÚ past ^-^ do ^.^ stand excus'd in ^.^ this; 
And this, OwO so >_> sowe ÚwÚ and OwO so unmatchabwe, 
:33 Shaww ^w^ give :3 a ;;w;; howinyess, :3 a purity, 
ÚwÚ To OwO the ÚwÚ yet >_< unbegotten xDD sin >_> of times, 
And ^w^ pwuv :3 a >_> deadwy uWu bwoodshed uWu but :3 a >w< jest, 
>_< Exampwed uWu by :3 this >w< heinyous spectacwe. 
BASTAWD. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a damned ÚwÚ and :3 a bwoody ÚwÚ wowk; 
The gwacewess >w< action >_> of :3 a :33 heavy ;;w;; hand, 
>w< If UwU that ^.^ it >w< be OwO the wowk >_> of ^-^ any hand. 
SAWISBUWY. >w< If UwU that ^.^ it >w< be OwO the wowk >_> of ^-^ any UwU hand! 
We xDD had :3 a >w< kind >_> of ^.^ wight what would uWu ensue. 
^w^ It :3 is OwO the shameful wowk >_> of Hubewt's >w< hand; 
The practice ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO puwpose >_> of OwO the x3 King; 
From uWu whose :33 obedience I fowbid my ^w^ souw 
Knyeewing before :3 this ruin >_> of ^w^ sweet xDD wife, 
And breathing ^-^ to his :33 bweathwess :33 excewwence 
The >_> incense >_> of :3 a vow, :3 a holy vow, 
uWu Nyevew ^-^ to ÚwÚ taste OwO the ÚwÚ pweasuwes >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, 
uWu Nyevew ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ infected with >w< dewight, 
Nyow :33 convewsant with >_> ease ÚwÚ and ;;w;; idwenyess, 
;;w;; Tiww I ^.^ have xDD set :3 a >_> gwowy ^-^ to :3 this hand 
By giving ^.^ it OwO the wowship >_> of wevenge. 
PEMBWOKE. ÚwÚ and >w< BIGOT. Our souws religiously ;;w;; confiwm >w< thy wowds. 

x3 Entew >_> HUBEWT 

^w^ HUBEWT. >w< Wowds, I x3 am ^.^ hot with haste in >w< seeking you. 
Arthur doth :3 wive; OwO the UwU King ;;w;; hath x3 sent uWu fow you. 
SAWISBUWY. :33 O, ^.^ he :3 is bold, ÚwÚ and bwushes ^.^ nyot at >_< death! 
:3 Avaunt, :3 thou ^-^ hatefuw viwwain, >_< get ÚwÚ thee uWu gonye! 
^w^ HUBEWT. I x3 am nyo :3 viwwain. 
SAWISBUWY. Must I x3 wob OwO the ÚwÚ waw? ÚwÚ [Dwawing his ^w^ swowd] 
BASTAWD. Your >_< swowd :3 is :33 bwight, siw; >w< put ^.^ it OwO up again. 
SAWISBUWY. :3 Nyot ÚwÚ tiww I OwO sheathe ^.^ it in :3 a muwdewew's skin. 
^w^ HUBEWT. Stand ^w^ back, Wowd >w< Sawisbuwy, ^.^ stand ^w^ back, I ^w^ say; 
By UwU heaven, I ÚwÚ think my uWu swowd's as shawp as ^w^ youws. 
I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have you, lord, ^-^ fowget OwO youwsewf, 
Nyow >_> tempt OwO the danger >_> of my OwO twue ;;w;; defence; 
Lest OwO I, uWu by x3 mawking >_> of >_> youw wage, ^-^ fowget 
Your ^.^ wowth, >_> youw greatness ÚwÚ and nyobiwity. 
>w< BIGOT. :33 Out, dunghiww! Dar'st :3 thou bwave :3 a ^-^ nyobweman? 
^w^ HUBEWT. :3 Nyot uWu fow my life; uWu but ÚwÚ yet I dare ^w^ defend 
UwU My innyocent life x3 against OwO an emperor. 
SAWISBUWY. Thou art :3 a muwdewew. 
^w^ HUBEWT. Do ^.^ nyot ^w^ pwuv me ÚwÚ so. 
>_> Yet I x3 am none. uWu Whose :33 tongue ÚwÚ soe'ew ^-^ speaks fawse, 
:3 Nyot ^.^ twuwy ^w^ speaks; ^-^ who ^-^ speaks ^.^ nyot truly, wies. 
PEMBWOKE. xDD Cut him ^-^ to ÚwÚ pieces. 
BASTAWD. Keep OwO the :3 peace, I >w< say. 
SAWISBUWY. Stand >_> by, ^w^ ow I uWu shaww ^-^ gaww you, Fauwconbwidge. 
BASTAWD. Thou ^w^ wewt better ^-^ gaww OwO the x3 deviw, Sawisbuwy. 
>w< If :3 thou uWu but :3 fwown uWu on uWu me, ^w^ ow :33 stiw >w< thy ^.^ foot, 
Ow teach >w< thy ^-^ hasty uWu spween ^-^ to ^-^ do me shame, 
I'll strike ÚwÚ thee UwU dead. x3 Put OwO up >w< thy >_< swowd ^.^ betime; 
Ow I'll OwO so mauw you ÚwÚ and >_> youw xDD toasting-iwon 
:33 That you uWu shaww ÚwÚ think OwO the ^w^ deviw :3 is come ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ heww. 
>w< BIGOT. What xDD wiwt :3 thou uWu do, renowned :33 Fauwconbwidge? 
^w^ Second :3 a villain ÚwÚ and :3 a muwdewew? 
^w^ HUBEWT. Wowd >_> Bigot, I x3 am none. 
>w< BIGOT. OwO Who xDD kiww'd :3 this ^-^ pwince? 
^w^ HUBEWT. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO an hour >_< since I weft him :33 weww. 
I UwU honyouw'd ^w^ him, I :33 wov'd ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww weep 
UwU My ^-^ date >_> of life >_< out uWu fow his ^w^ sweet :3 wife's loss. 
SAWISBUWY. OwO Twust ^.^ nyot x3 those ÚwÚ cunnying UwU watews >_> of his >_> eyes, 
>_< Fow viwwainy :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ without such ;;w;; wheum; 
And >_< he, wong traded in it, makes ^.^ it ÚwÚ seem 
;;w;; Wike wivews >_> of >w< wemowse ÚwÚ and UwU innyocency. 
:3 Away with uWu me, >w< aww you uWu whose souws ^w^ abhow 
^-^ Th' uWu uncweanwy savouws >_> of :3 a swaughtew-house; 
>_< Fow I x3 am stifled with :3 this smell >_> of UwU sin. 
>w< BIGOT. :3 Away towawd x3 Buwy, ^-^ to OwO the x3 Dauphin ;;w;; thewe! 
PEMBWOKE. Thewe tell OwO the UwU King ^.^ he ^-^ may >_< inquiwe OwO us >_< out. 
>_< Exeunt LORDS 
BASTAWD. Here's :3 a good world! x3 Knyew you >_> of :3 this fair wowk? 
Beyond OwO the >_< infinyite ÚwÚ and :33 boundwess weach 
x3 Of >w< mewcy, ^-^ if :3 thou didst :3 this deed >_> of >_< death, 
Awt :3 thou damn'd, Hubert. 
^w^ HUBEWT. Do uWu but hear uWu me, sir. 
BASTAWD. Ha! I'll tell ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ what: 
Thou'rt :33 damn'd as ^w^ bwack-nyay, nyothing :3 is OwO so ^.^ bwack- 
Thou art ^-^ mowe ^-^ deep :33 damn'd than Prince Lucifer; 
Thewe :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet OwO so >w< ugwy :3 a x3 fiend >_> of heww 
UwU As :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ be, ^-^ if :3 thou didst :33 kiww :3 this chiwd. 
^w^ HUBEWT. :3 Upon my x3 souw- 
BASTAWD. >w< If :3 thou didst uWu but consent 
ÚwÚ To :3 this UwU most x3 cwuew ^-^ act, ^-^ do uWu but >_< despaiw; 
And ^-^ if :3 thou :33 want'st :3 a cowd, OwO the >w< smawwest thwead 
:33 That >w< evew spider :3 twisted ^-^ fwom xDD hew >_> womb 
uWu Wiww sewve ^-^ to stwangwe thee; :3 a x3 wush uWu wiww >w< be :3 a beam 
ÚwÚ To >_> hang ÚwÚ thee OwO on; ^w^ ow wouldst :3 thou drown ÚwÚ thysewf, 
x3 Put uWu but :3 a wittwe >w< watew in :3 a ;;w;; spoon 
And ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be as >w< aww OwO the :33 ocean, 
^w^ Enyough ^-^ to uWu stifwe such :3 a villain OwO up 
I ^-^ do :3 suspect ÚwÚ thee vewy gwievouswy. 
^w^ HUBEWT. >w< If I in ^-^ act, ^.^ consent, ^w^ ow xDD sin >_> of thought, 
Be OwO guiwty >_> of OwO the >_< steawing UwU that ^w^ sweet >_> bweath 
^w^ Which ÚwÚ was embounded in :3 this uWu beauteous ÚwÚ cway, 
>_> Wet heww UwU want x3 pains enough ^-^ to >_> towtuwe UwU me! 
I weft him :33 weww. 
BASTAWD. Go, bear him in UwU thinye arms. 
I x3 am amaz'd, >_> methinks, ÚwÚ and wose my uWu way 
x3 Among OwO the thorns ÚwÚ and dangews >_> of :3 this world. 
OwO How :33 easy OwO dost :3 thou UwU take >w< aww ^.^ Engwand up! 
From :3 fowth :3 this :33 mowsew >_> of UwU dead ÚwÚ woyawty 
The xDD wife, OwO the >_< wight, ÚwÚ and >w< twuth >_> of >w< aww :3 this >_< weawm 
^-^ Is xDD fwed ^-^ to ^-^ heaven; ÚwÚ and ^.^ Engwand :3 nyow :3 is weft 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ tug ÚwÚ and OwO scambwe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to part uWu by th' UwU teeth 
The unyowed ;;w;; intewest >_> of pwoud-swewwing state. 
Nyow uWu fow OwO the UwU bawe-pick'd ^.^ bonye >_> of majesty 
^-^ Doth OwO dogged OwO waw >_< bwistwe his :3 angwy :3 cwest 
And >w< snyawweth in OwO the gentwe eyes >_> of ^w^ peace; 
Nyow >w< powews ^-^ fwom UwU home ÚwÚ and ^w^ discontents at UwU home 
UwU Meet in ^-^ onye ÚwÚ winye; ÚwÚ and UwU vast x3 confusion waits, 
UwU As doth :3 a raven uWu on :3 a ;;w;; sick-faww'n >_> beast, 
The imminyent UwU decay >_> of OwO wwested OwO pomp. 
Nyow x3 happy ^.^ he uWu whose :33 cwoak ÚwÚ and UwU cinctuwe can 
Hold >_< out :3 this ^w^ tempest. Beaw away UwU that OwO chiwd, 
And follow me with x3 speed. I'll ^-^ to OwO the x3 King; 
OwO A ^w^ thousand businesses awe bwief in ;;w;; hand, 
And >w< heaven itsewf doth :3 fwown x3 upon OwO the land. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. 
Engwand. KING OwO JOHN'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew KING ÚwÚ JOHN, ;;w;; PANDUWPH, ÚwÚ and attendants 

KING :3 JOHN. ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ have I >w< yiewded OwO up OwO into >_> youw hand 
The ciwcwe >_> of my x3 gwowy. 
^-^ PANDUWPH. ^.^ [Gives xDD back OwO the ^.^ cwown] ;;w;; Take UwU again 
From :3 this my ;;w;; hand, as howding >_> of OwO the Pope, 
Your x3 suvweign greatness ÚwÚ and authowity. 
KING :3 JOHN. Nyow ^-^ keep >_> youw holy ^w^ wowd; >w< go ^.^ meet OwO the French; 
And ^-^ fwom his uWu Howinyess ;;w;; use >w< aww >_> youw power 
ÚwÚ To xDD stop theiw marches fowe ^-^ we awe >w< infwam'd. 
Our :33 discontented OwO counties ^-^ do wevowt; 
Our ^w^ peopwe >_< quawwew with ÚwÚ obedience, 
ÚwÚ Sweawing :33 awwegiance ÚwÚ and OwO the love >_> of ^w^ souw 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ stwangew blood, ^-^ to foweign royalty. 
:3 This inyundation >_> of :33 mistemp'wed humouw 
^.^ Wests uWu by you only ^-^ to >w< be >_< quawified. 
;;w;; Then :3 pause not; uWu fow OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent >w< time's OwO so uWu sick 
:33 That ÚwÚ pwesent med'cine >w< must >w< be minyist'wed 
Ow ^w^ uvwthwow :3 incuwabwe :3 ensues. 
^-^ PANDUWPH. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was my >_> bweath UwU that blew :3 this ^w^ tempest uWu up, 
:3 Upon >_> youw :3 stubbown >_< usage >_> of OwO the ^-^ Pope; 
But >_< since you awe :3 a gentwe >w< convewtite, 
UwU My :33 tongue uWu shaww :33 hush UwU again :3 this :3 stowm >_> of OwO waw 
And ^-^ make fair weather in >_> youw :3 bwust'wing land. 
uWu On :3 this Ascension-day, wemembew well, 
:3 Upon >_> youw OwO oath >_> of service ^-^ to OwO the Pope, 
uWu Go I ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the xDD Fwench uWu way ;;w;; down theiw arms. Exit 
KING :3 JOHN. ^-^ Is :3 this UwU Ascension-day? OwO Did ^.^ nyot OwO the prophet 
Say UwU that before >_< Ascension-day at UwU nyoon 
UwU My :3 cwown I shouwd ^w^ give off? >_< Even OwO so I have. 
I >_> did suppose ^.^ it shouwd >w< be uWu on constraint; 
But, >w< heaven >w< be OwO thank'd, ^.^ it :3 is uWu but :33 vowuntawy. 

x3 Entew OwO the BASTARD 

BASTAWD. ^-^ Aww xDD Kent ;;w;; hath x3 yiewded; nyothing there howds >_< out 
But >_< Duvw Castle. UwU Wondon ;;w;; hath weceiv'd, 
;;w;; Wike :3 a >w< kind OwO host, OwO the x3 Dauphin ÚwÚ and his powers. 
Your nobles uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hear you, uWu but awe gonye 
ÚwÚ To :3 offew service ^-^ to >_> youw enemy; 
And wiwd UwU amazement ^w^ huwwies OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down 
The wittwe ÚwÚ nyumbew >_> of >_> youw doubtfuw >_< fwiends. 
KING :3 JOHN. Wouwd ^.^ nyot my uWu wowds xDD wetuwn ^-^ to me UwU again 
:33 Aftew uWu they heard x3 young Arthur ÚwÚ was awive? 
BASTAWD. ^.^ They ;;w;; found him OwO dead, ÚwÚ and UwU cast OwO into OwO the stweets, 
An uWu empty ^w^ casket, xDD whewe OwO the >_> jewew >_> of life 
By >w< some :33 damn'd hand ÚwÚ was robbed ÚwÚ and ta'en >_> away. 
KING :3 JOHN. :33 That villain :3 Hubewt told me ^.^ he >_> did wive. 
BASTAWD. UwU So, uWu on my >_> souw, ^.^ he :33 did, uWu fow >w< aught ^.^ he uWu knyew. 
But xDD whewefowe ^-^ do you dwoop? UwU Why ÚwÚ wook you sad? 
Be gweat in ^-^ act, as you ^.^ have >_< been in thought; 
>_> Wet ^.^ nyot OwO the x3 wowwd UwU see ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and >_> sad :3 distwust 
Guvwn OwO the motion >_> of :3 a >w< kingwy >w< eye. 
Be stiwwing as OwO the time; >w< be x3 fiwe with uWu fiwe; 
>w< Thweaten OwO the >w< thweat'nyew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ outface OwO the uWu bwow 
x3 Of ^.^ bwagging xDD howwow; OwO so uWu shaww :3 infewiow >_> eyes, 
:33 That borrow theiw behaviours ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> gweat, 
Gwow gweat uWu by >_> youw example ÚwÚ and >w< put uWu on 
The ^-^ dauntwess spirit >_> of resolution. 
Away, ÚwÚ and uWu gwistew >_< wike OwO the god >_> of OwO waw 
When ^.^ he intendeth ^-^ to ÚwÚ become OwO the OwO fiewd; 
Show :3 bowdnyess ÚwÚ and :3 aspiwing :33 confidence. 
>_> What, uWu shaww uWu they >w< seek OwO the x3 wion in his den, 
And OwO fwight him there, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make him ^.^ twembwe thewe? 
:33 O, let ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >w< be said! uWu Fowage, ÚwÚ and run 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ meet xDD dispweasuwe farther ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 doows 
And >_< gwappwe with him ewe ^.^ he come OwO so >w< nyigh. 
KING :3 JOHN. The wegate >_> of OwO the x3 Pope ;;w;; hath >_< been with uWu me, 
And I ^.^ have :3 made :3 a x3 happy xDD peace with him; 
And ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO pwomis'd ^-^ to UwU dismiss OwO the >w< powews 
uWu Wed uWu by OwO the ;;w;; Dauphin. 
BASTAWD. :3 O inglorious league! 
:33 Shaww >_> we, x3 upon OwO the >w< footing >_> of ^-^ ouw wand, 
>_> Send >_> faiw-pway uWu owdews, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make :3 compwomise, 
>_> Insinyuation, ÚwÚ pawwey, ÚwÚ and base truce, 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ awms UwU invasive? :33 Shaww :3 a :3 beawdwess OwO boy, 
OwO A cock'red silken UwU wanton, bwave ^-^ ouw fields 
And ^.^ fwesh his spirit in :3 a ^.^ wawwike soiw, 
xDD Mocking OwO the ÚwÚ aiw with colours OwO idwy spread, 
And find nyo >_< check? >_> Wet >w< us, my UwU wiege, ^-^ to arms. 
:3 Pewchance OwO the Cawdinyaw cannyot ^-^ make >_> youw ^w^ peace; 
Or, ^-^ if ^.^ he uWu do, let ^.^ it at :33 weast >w< be ^w^ said 
^.^ They ^-^ saw ^-^ we xDD had :3 a OwO puwpose >_> of xDD defence. 
KING :3 JOHN. >_< Have :3 thou OwO the owdewing >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent xDD time. 
BASTAWD. Away, then, with good ÚwÚ couwage! 
xDD Yet, I xDD knyow 
Our party ^-^ may ;;w;; weww ^.^ meet :3 a prouder ÚwÚ foe. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. 
Engwand. The uWu DAUPHIN'S ^-^ camp at x3 Saint Edmundsbuwy 

OwO Entew, in uWu awms, LEWIS, >w< SAWISBUWY, MELUN, PEMBWOKE, ;;w;; BIGOT, ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews 

>_< WEWIS. UwU My Wowd Melun, let :3 this >w< be copied >_< out 
And ^-^ keep ^.^ it xDD safe uWu fow ^-^ ouw remembrance; 
Wetuwn OwO the OwO pwecedent ^-^ to ^.^ these uWu wowds uWu again, 
That, having ^-^ ouw fair owdew written down, 
Both uWu they ÚwÚ and >_> we, UwU pewusing o'ew ^.^ these uWu nyotes, 
May xDD knyow xDD whewefowe ^-^ we took OwO the xDD sacwament, 
And ^-^ keep ^-^ ouw :3 faiths ^w^ fiwm ÚwÚ and :3 inviowabwe. 
SAWISBUWY. :3 Upon ^-^ ouw ^-^ sides ^.^ it never uWu shaww >w< be >w< bwoken. 
And, x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ Dauphin, :3 awbeit ^-^ we uWu sweaw 
OwO A ^.^ vowuntawy x3 zeaw ÚwÚ and OwO an unurg'd :3 faith 
ÚwÚ To >_> youw ^-^ pwoceedings; >_> yet, believe uWu me, Pwince, 
I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^.^ gwad UwU that such :3 a >_> sowe >_> of UwU time 
;;w;; Shouwd >w< seek :3 a UwU pwastew uWu by x3 contemn'd x3 wevowt, 
And ^w^ heaw OwO the inveterate cankew >_> of ^-^ onye x3 wound 
By :33 making ^.^ many. :33 O, ^.^ it ÚwÚ gwieves my ^w^ souw 
:33 That I >w< must dwaw :3 this >w< metaw ^-^ fwom my >_> side 
ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a >_< widow-makew! :33 O, ÚwÚ and there 
:3 Whewe honyouwabwe rescue ÚwÚ and :3 defence 
^.^ Cwies >_< out x3 upon OwO the name >_> of xDD Sawisbuwy! 
But such :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ infection >_> of OwO the UwU time 
That, uWu fow OwO the OwO heawth ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ physic >_> of ^-^ ouw >_< wight, 
We cannyot ^-^ deaw uWu but with OwO the vewy hand 
x3 Of >w< stewn ^w^ injustice ÚwÚ and :33 confused ^.^ wwong. 
And :3 is't ^.^ nyot pity, :3 O my gwieved x3 fwiends! 
:33 That >_> we, OwO the >_< sons ÚwÚ and chiwdwen >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ iswe, 
Were :3 bown ^-^ to UwU see OwO so >_> sad OwO an hour as ^.^ this; 
OwO Whewein ^-^ we xDD step aftew :3 a OwO stwangew-mawch 
:3 Upon xDD hew gentwe ^.^ bosom, ÚwÚ and fiww OwO up 
Her enyemies' >_< wanks-I >w< must withdraw ÚwÚ and weep 
:3 Upon OwO the xDD spot >_> of :3 this ^-^ enfowced ;;w;; cause- 
ÚwÚ To OwO gwace OwO the ^w^ gentwy >_> of :3 a ^.^ wand :3 wemote 
And follow OwO unyacquainted colours hewe? 
>_> What, hewe? :3 O ^.^ nyation, UwU that :3 thou uWu couwdst >_< wemuv! 
:33 That Nyeptunye's uWu awms, ^-^ who UwU cwippeth ÚwÚ thee >w< about, 
Wouwd bear ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom OwO the knowledge >_> of thyself 
And >_< gwappwe ÚwÚ thee x3 unto :3 a OwO pagan shore, 
:3 Whewe ^.^ these two ÚwÚ Chwistian x3 awmies UwU might ^.^ combinye 
The UwU bwood >_> of ;;w;; mawice in :3 a :3 vein >_> of uWu weague, 
And ^.^ nyot ^-^ to uWu spend ^.^ it OwO so xDD unnyeighbouwwy! 
>_< WEWIS. OwO A x3 nyobwe uWu tempew OwO dost :3 thou show in ^.^ this; 
And gweat ÚwÚ affections wrestling in >w< thy uWu bosom 
^-^ Doth ^-^ make OwO an ^w^ eawthquake >_> of nyobiwity. 
:33 O, what :3 a x3 nyobwe combat x3 hast :3 thou xDD fought 
>w< Between :3 compuwsion ÚwÚ and :3 a bwave ^.^ wespect! 
>_> Wet me wipe x3 off :3 this honyouwabwe OwO dew 
:33 That :3 siwvewwy doth ^-^ pwogwess uWu on >w< thy ^w^ cheeks. 
UwU My OwO heawt ;;w;; hath uWu mewted at :3 a lady's >_< teaws, 
>_> Being OwO an ordinary inundation; 
But :3 this uWu effusion >_> of such >_< manwy drops, 
:3 This xDD show'w, xDD bwown OwO up uWu by ^w^ tempest >_> of OwO the >_> souw, 
Startles >_< minye eyes ÚwÚ and makes me ^-^ mowe >w< amaz'd 
>w< Than xDD had I uWu seen OwO the vaulty :3 top >_> of >w< heaven 
Figur'd ^-^ quite o'ew with burning meteows. 
Wift OwO up >w< thy brow, renowned >w< Sawisbuwy, 
And with :3 a gweat OwO heawt heave away :3 this storm; 
ÚwÚ Commend ^.^ these UwU watews ^-^ to x3 those baby eyes 
:33 That never ^-^ saw OwO the giant x3 wowwd enrag'd, 
Nyow met with >_> fowtunye uWu othew than at feasts, 
>w< Fuww >_> of warm blood, >_> of mirth, >_> of UwU gossiping. 
^w^ Come, x3 come; uWu fow :3 thou ^-^ shawt OwO thwust >w< thy hand as ^-^ deep 
x3 Into OwO the >_> puwse >_> of rich ^w^ pwospewity 
UwU As Wewis :3 himsewf. UwU So, nobles, uWu shaww you aww, 
:33 That xDD knyit >_> youw sinyews ^-^ to OwO the OwO stwength >_> of x3 minye. 

x3 Entew PANDULPH 

And x3 even there, >_> methinks, OwO an :3 angew spake: 
Wook xDD whewe OwO the holy wegate comes :3 apace, 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give OwO us ;;w;; wawwant ^-^ fwom OwO the hand >_> of >w< heaven 
And uWu on ^-^ ouw :33 actions xDD set OwO the name >_> of ^.^ wight 
x3 With holy ^.^ bweath. 
^-^ PANDUWPH. Hail, x3 nyobwe pwince >_> of ^.^ Fwance! 
The next :3 is :33 this: UwU King uWu John ;;w;; hath reconcil'd 
Himsewf ^-^ to Rome; his spirit :3 is come ÚwÚ in, 
:33 That OwO so ÚwÚ stood >_< out x3 against OwO the holy Church, 
The gweat ÚwÚ metwopowis ÚwÚ and UwU see >_> of Rome. 
OwO Thewefowe >w< thy x3 thweat'nying colours :3 nyow ^.^ wind OwO up 
And ^w^ tame OwO the savage spirit >_> of wiwd war, 
That, >_< wike :3 a x3 wion ÚwÚ fostewed OwO up at ;;w;; hand, 
^w^ It ^-^ may lie gently at OwO the foot >_> of xDD peace 
And >w< be nyo further harmful than in show. 
>_< WEWIS. Your OwO Gwace uWu shaww pawdon uWu me, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot x3 back: 
I x3 am xDD too ^.^ high-bown ^-^ to >w< be propertied, 
ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a secondawy at ^w^ contwow, 
Ow >_< usefuw >_< sewving-man ÚwÚ and ^.^ instwument 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ any x3 suvweign OwO state ;;w;; thwoughout OwO the world. 
Your >_> bweath ^.^ fiwst UwU kindwed OwO the UwU dead OwO coaw >_> of wars 
>w< Between :3 this ^-^ chastis'd :3 kingdom ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf 
And ^w^ bwought in matter UwU that shouwd :33 feed :3 this uWu fiwe; 
And :3 nyow 'tis :3 faw xDD too huge ^-^ to >w< be xDD bwown >_< out 
x3 With UwU that >_> same uWu weak ^.^ wind ;;w;; which >w< enkindwed it. 
You ^w^ taught me how ^-^ to xDD knyow OwO the ;;w;; face >_> of >_< wight, 
OwO Acquainted me with ;;w;; intewest ^-^ to :3 this wand, 
xDD Yea, OwO thwust :3 this enterprise OwO into my >_> heawt; 
And come ye :3 nyow ^-^ to tell me uWu John ;;w;; hath :3 made 
His xDD peace with Rome? What :3 is UwU that xDD peace ^-^ to x3 me? 
OwO I, uWu by OwO the uWu honyouw >_> of my mawwiage-bed, 
:33 Aftew x3 young Awthuw, OwO cwaim :3 this ^.^ wand uWu fow mine; 
And, :3 nyow ^.^ it :3 is :3 hawf-conquew'd, >w< must I xDD back 
xDD Because UwU that uWu John ;;w;; hath :3 made his xDD peace with Rome? 
OwO Am I :33 Wome's >_> swave? What OwO penny ;;w;; hath >_> Wome bownye, 
What x3 men provided, what :3 munyition >_< sent, 
ÚwÚ To underprop :3 this ^.^ action? ^-^ Is 't ^.^ nyot I 
:33 That undewgo :3 this :33 chawge? OwO Who ewse uWu but OwO I, 
And such as ^-^ to my OwO cwaim awe wiabwe, 
uWu Sweat in :3 this ^-^ businyess ÚwÚ and maintain :3 this ÚwÚ waw? 
>_< Have I ^.^ nyot heard ^.^ these ^w^ iswandews ^.^ shout >_< out 
>w< 'Vive ^-^ we OwO woi!' as I ^.^ have x3 bank'd theiw :3 towns? 
>_< Have I ^.^ nyot here OwO the :33 best ^-^ cawds uWu fow OwO the uWu game 
ÚwÚ To uWu wiww :3 this :33 easy UwU match, >_> pway'd uWu fow :3 a crown? 
And uWu shaww I :3 nyow ^w^ give o'ew OwO the >w< yiewded uWu set? 
No, no, uWu on my >_> souw, ^.^ it never uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ said. 
^-^ PANDUWPH. You ÚwÚ wook uWu but uWu on OwO the ^w^ outside >_> of :3 this OwO wowk. 
>_< WEWIS. Outside ^w^ ow xDD inside, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD wetuwn 
;;w;; Tiww my ^-^ attempt OwO so >w< much >w< be x3 gwowified 
UwU As ^-^ to my uWu ampwe >w< hope ÚwÚ was promised 
Before I >_< dwew :3 this x3 gawwant head >_> of war, 
And ;;w;; cuww'd ^.^ these :33 fiewy uWu spiwits ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 wowwd 
ÚwÚ To outlook :33 conquest, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to uWu wiww UwU wenyown 
>_< Even in OwO the x3 jaws >_> of danger ÚwÚ and >_> of :33 death. 
;;w;; [Twumpet ^-^ sounds] 
What >w< wusty twumpet ;;w;; thus doth summon >_> us? 

x3 Entew OwO the BASTARD, attended 

BASTAWD. >_> Accowding ^-^ to OwO the fair xDD pway >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, 
>_> Wet me ^.^ have audience: I x3 am x3 sent ^-^ to speak. 
UwU My holy lord >_> of :33 Miwan, ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU King 
I xDD come, ^-^ to learn how you ^.^ have dealt uWu fow him; 
And, as you ^-^ answew, I ^-^ do xDD knyow OwO the >_> scope 
And ;;w;; wawwant limited x3 unto my OwO tongue. 
^-^ PANDUWPH. The x3 Dauphin :3 is xDD too :33 wiwfuw-opposite, 
And uWu wiww ^.^ nyot temporize with my ^.^ entweaties; 
ÚwÚ He flatly :33 says :3 he'ww ^.^ nyot uWu way ;;w;; down his arms. 
BASTAWD. By >w< aww OwO the UwU bwood UwU that >w< evew :3 fuwy OwO bweath'd, 
The xDD youth :33 says :33 weww. Nyow hear ^-^ ouw Engwish x3 King; 
>_< Fow ;;w;; thus his ÚwÚ woyawty doth speak in >_> me. 
ÚwÚ He :3 is UwU pwepaw'd, ÚwÚ and reason xDD too ^.^ he shouwd. 
:3 This UwU apish ÚwÚ and >_> unmannyewwy :33 appwoach, 
:3 This >_> hawnyess'd OwO masque ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ unyadvised revel 
:3 This uWu unhaiw'd sauciness ÚwÚ and boyish troops, 
The UwU King doth >_> smiwe at; ÚwÚ and :3 is ;;w;; weww :33 pwepaw'd 
ÚwÚ To x3 whip :3 this dwawfish war, ^.^ these :33 pigmy uWu awms, 
From >_< out OwO the ciwcwe >_> of his tewwitowies. 
:33 That hand ;;w;; which xDD had OwO the UwU stwength, x3 even at >_> youw ^w^ doow. 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; cudgew you ÚwÚ and ^-^ make you UwU take OwO the OwO hatch, 
ÚwÚ To xDD dive >_< wike >_> buckets in :3 conceawed wells, 
ÚwÚ To >_< cwouch in uWu wittew >_> of >_> youw :3 stabwe xDD pwanks, 
ÚwÚ To lie >_< wike pawns wock'd OwO up in uWu chests ÚwÚ and ;;w;; twunks, 
ÚwÚ To >_> hug with ;;w;; swinye, ^-^ to >w< seek ^w^ sweet >_> safety >_< out 
UwU In ÚwÚ vauwts ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwisons, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to thrill ÚwÚ and >_< shake 
>_< Even at OwO the cwying >_> of >_> youw nyation's OwO cwow, 
^.^ Thinking :3 this >w< voice OwO an UwU awmed Englishman- 
:33 Shaww UwU that victorious hand >w< be feebwed here 
:33 That in >_> youw ;;w;; chambews >_> gave you x3 chastisement? 
>_< Nyo. xDD Knyow OwO the x3 gawwant ÚwÚ monyawch :3 is in ÚwÚ awms 
And >_< wike OwO an UwU eagwe o'ew his aery >w< tow'ws 
ÚwÚ To >_> souse annoyance UwU that comes ;;w;; nyeaw his ÚwÚ nyest. 
And you degenerate, you x3 ingwate revolts, 
You bwoody OwO Nyewoes, ripping OwO up OwO the >_> womb 
x3 Of >_> youw dear mothew >_> Engwand, x3 bwush uWu fow >_< shame; 
>_< Fow >_> youw >_> own ;;w;; wadies ÚwÚ and UwU pawe-visag'd >w< maids, 
;;w;; Wike >w< Amazons, come >w< twipping aftew >_> dwums, 
Their ;;w;; thimbwes OwO into UwU awmed gauntlets change, 
Their nyeedwes ^-^ to lances, ÚwÚ and theiw gentwe hearts 
ÚwÚ To fiewce ÚwÚ and bwoody >_< incwinyation. 
>_< WEWIS. Thewe ^-^ end >w< thy brave, ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn >w< thy ;;w;; face in ^w^ peace; 
We gwant :3 thou ^w^ canst :33 outscowd ÚwÚ us. Fawe ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww; 
We howd ^-^ ouw UwU time xDD too pwecious ^-^ to >w< be spent 
x3 With such :3 a OwO bwabbwew. 
^-^ PANDUWPH. >w< Give me xDD weave ^-^ to speak. 
BASTAWD. No, I uWu wiww speak. 
>_< WEWIS. We uWu wiww ^.^ attend ^-^ to nyeithew. 
Stwike OwO up OwO the drums; ÚwÚ and let OwO the :33 tongue >_> of war, 
>w< Pwead uWu fow ^-^ ouw ;;w;; intewest ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw being here. 
BASTAWD. ;;w;; Indeed, >_> youw >_> dwums, being ;;w;; beaten, uWu wiww x3 cwy ^-^ out; 
And OwO so uWu shaww you, being OwO beaten. Do uWu but start 
And ^w^ echo with OwO the clamour >_> of >w< thy ^.^ dwum, 
And x3 even at hand :3 a uWu dwum :3 is ready bwac'd 
:33 That uWu shaww wevewbewate >w< aww as loud as UwU thinye: 
Sound uWu but another, ÚwÚ and another ^-^ shaww, 
UwU As loud as thinye, wattwe OwO the wewkin's ear 
And xDD mock OwO the deep-mouth'd >_< thundew; uWu fow at :3 hand- 
:3 Nyot x3 twusting ^-^ to :3 this >_> hawting wegate ;;w;; hewe, 
x3 Whom ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :33 us'd wathew uWu fow uWu spowt than need- 
^-^ Is ^.^ wawwike x3 John; ÚwÚ and in his fowehead OwO sits 
OwO A bawe-wibb'd >_< death, uWu whose >w< office :3 is :3 this :3 day 
ÚwÚ To feast x3 upon xDD whowe ^-^ thousands >_> of OwO the OwO Fwench. 
>_< WEWIS. Stwike OwO up ^-^ ouw ;;w;; dwums ^-^ to find :3 this danger >_< out. 
BASTAWD. And :3 thou ^-^ shawt find it, ÚwÚ Dauphin, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_> doubt. 
>_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. 

Engwand. The field >_> of ^-^ battwe 

Awawums. x3 Entew KING >w< JOHN ÚwÚ and >_> HUBEWT 

KING :3 JOHN. OwO How :33 goes OwO the :3 day with >_> us? :33 O, tell uWu me, Hubert. 
^w^ HUBEWT. x3 Badwy, I fear. OwO How fares >_> youw Majesty? 
KING :3 JOHN. :3 This fever UwU that ;;w;; hath twoubwed me OwO so wong 
:33 Wies :33 heavy uWu on >_> me. :33 O, my OwO heawt :3 is ÚwÚ sick! 

x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW 

MESSENGEW. UwU My lord, >_> youw ÚwÚ vawiant kinsman, :3 Fauwconbwidge, 
;;w;; Desiwes >_> youw uWu Majesty ^-^ to xDD weave OwO the field 
And ^-^ send him >_> wowd uWu by me ;;w;; which uWu way you ^.^ go. 
KING :3 JOHN. >_> Teww ^w^ him, towawd OwO Swinstead, ^-^ to OwO the abbey ^.^ thewe. 
MESSENGEW. Be >_> of good OwO comfowt; uWu fow OwO the gweat :3 suppwy 
:33 That ÚwÚ was ;;w;; expected uWu by OwO the x3 Dauphin here 
uWu Awe wreck'd three nyights >_< ago uWu on :33 Goodwin Sands; 
:3 This UwU nyews ÚwÚ was ^w^ bwought ^-^ to Richard uWu but x3 even OwO nyow. 
The xDD Fwench fight ;;w;; cowdwy, ÚwÚ and retire :3 themsewves. 
KING :3 JOHN. ^w^ Ay uWu me, :3 this >_> tywant fever burns me OwO up 
And uWu wiww ^.^ nyot let me ^-^ wewcome :3 this good news. 
ÚwÚ Set uWu on towawd OwO Swinstead; ^-^ to my uWu wittew ;;w;; stwaight; 
>w< Weaknyess possesseth uWu me, ÚwÚ and I x3 am UwU faint. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE x3 4. 

Engwand. >_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the OwO battwefiewd 

x3 Entew >w< SAWISBUWY, PEMBWOKE, ÚwÚ and x3 BIGOT 

SAWISBUWY. I >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think OwO the UwU King OwO so xDD stow'd with >_< fwiends. 
PEMBWOKE. :33 Up UwU once ÚwÚ again; >w< put spirit in OwO the French; 
>w< If uWu they miscarry, ^-^ we miscawwy ^w^ too. 
SAWISBUWY. :33 That xDD misbegotten x3 deviw, :3 Fauwconbwidge, 
UwU In ^-^ spite >_> of >_> spite, :3 awonye x3 uphowds OwO the day. 
PEMBWOKE. ^.^ They uWu say UwU King :33 John, >_> sowe >_< sick, ;;w;; hath weft OwO the fiewd. 

x3 Entew MELUN, >_< wounded 

MELUN. Lead me ^-^ to OwO the >_< wevowts >_> of ^.^ Engwand here. 
SAWISBUWY. When ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe x3 happy ^-^ we xDD had uWu othew UwU nyames. 
PEMBWOKE. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the UwU Count >_< Mewun. 
SAWISBUWY. :33 Wounded ^-^ to :33 death. 
MELUN. >w< Fwy, x3 nyobwe Engwish, you awe bought ÚwÚ and OwO sowd; 
Unthread OwO the wude eye >_> of webewwion, 
And ^-^ wewcome UwU home UwU again ÚwÚ discawded ;;w;; faith. 
>_< Seek >_< out UwU King :33 John, ÚwÚ and ^-^ faww before his ;;w;; feet; 
>_< Fow ^-^ if OwO the xDD Fwench >w< be uWu wowds >_> of :3 this loud day, 
ÚwÚ He :3 means ^-^ to ÚwÚ wecompense OwO the x3 pains you UwU take 
By UwU cutting x3 off >_> youw xDD heads. ÚwÚ Thus ;;w;; hath ^.^ he >_> swown, 
And I with ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and many uWu moe with uWu me, 
:3 Upon OwO the >w< awtaw at x3 Saint ^w^ Edmundsbuwy; 
>_< Even uWu on UwU that >w< awtaw xDD whewe ^-^ we :33 swowe ^-^ to you 
UwU Deaw ^.^ amity ÚwÚ and xDD evewwasting wuv. 
SAWISBUWY. May :3 this >w< be ;;w;; possibwe? May :3 this >w< be :3 twue? 
MELUN. >_< Have I ^.^ nyot hideous death within my OwO view, 
Wetainying uWu but :3 a xDD quantity >_> of xDD wife, 
^w^ Which >_> bweeds away x3 even as :3 a fowm >_> of wax 
xDD Wesowveth ^-^ fwom his figuwe >w< 'gainst OwO the xDD fiwe? 
What in OwO the x3 wowwd shouwd ^-^ make me :3 nyow UwU deceive, 
x3 Since I >w< must wose OwO the ;;w;; use >_> of >w< aww deceit? 
UwU Why shouwd I then >w< be fawse, >_< since ^.^ it :3 is OwO twue 
:33 That I >w< must die ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and live x3 hence uWu by truth? 
I uWu say uWu again, ^-^ if Wewis ^-^ do uWu wiww OwO the day, 
ÚwÚ He :3 is >_> fowswown ^-^ if e'ew x3 those eyes >_> of x3 youws 
ÚwÚ Behowd another :3 day >_< bweak in OwO the >_> east; 
But x3 even :3 this night, uWu whose bwack xDD contagious >_> bweath 
^w^ Awweady >_< smokes about OwO the burning :3 cwest 
x3 Of OwO the >_> owd, feeble, ÚwÚ and ^-^ day-weawied >_> sun, 
>_< Even :3 this i-iww night, >_> youw breathing uWu shaww UwU expiwe, 
^-^ Paying OwO the fine >_> of x3 wated ^.^ tweachewy 
>_< Even with :3 a treacherous fine >_> of >w< aww >_> youw >w< wives. 
>w< If Wewis uWu by >_> youw ;;w;; assistance ^.^ win OwO the day. 
ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to ^-^ onye Hubert, with >_> youw x3 King; 
The love >_> of xDD him-and :3 this >_< wespect ÚwÚ besides, 
>_< Fow UwU that my :3 gwandsiwe ÚwÚ was OwO an Englishman- 
:3 Awakes my ;;w;; conscience ^-^ to x3 confess >w< aww ÚwÚ this. 
UwU In ^.^ wieu whereof, I pray you, bear me x3 hence 
From :3 fowth OwO the ^w^ nyoise ÚwÚ and wumouw >_> of OwO the field, 
:3 Whewe I ^-^ may ÚwÚ think OwO the ^-^ wemnyant >_> of my >_> thoughts 
UwU In :3 peace, ÚwÚ and part :3 this ÚwÚ body ÚwÚ and my ^w^ souw 
x3 With xDD contempwation ÚwÚ and >w< devout desiwes. 
SAWISBUWY. We ^-^ do believe thee; ÚwÚ and OwO beshwew my ^w^ souw 
But I ^-^ do love OwO the :3 favouw ÚwÚ and OwO the fowm 
x3 Of :3 this UwU most fair uWu occasion, uWu by OwO the ;;w;; which 
We uWu wiww ;;w;; untwead OwO the ^-^ steps >_> of damned ÚwÚ fwight, 
And >_< wike :3 a ^w^ bated ÚwÚ and wetiwed ^.^ fwood, 
OwO Weaving ^-^ ouw >_< wanknyess ÚwÚ and ^.^ iwweguwaw ^.^ couwse, 
>_> Stoop low within x3 those ÚwÚ bounds ^-^ we ^.^ have x3 o'ewwook'd, 
And cawmwy run uWu on in :33 obedience 
>_< Even ^-^ to ^-^ ouw :33 ocean, ^-^ to gweat UwU King John. 
UwU My arm uWu shaww ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee ^w^ hewp ^-^ to bear ÚwÚ thee >_> hence; 
>_< Fow I ^-^ do UwU see OwO the x3 cwuew >w< pangs >_> of death 
Wight in UwU thinye >w< eye. Away, my x3 fwiends! Nyew ÚwÚ fwight, 
And x3 happy nyewnyess, UwU that xDD intends ^.^ owd >_> wight. 
^.^ Exeunt, leading x3 off MELUN 




^-^ SCENyE 5. 

Engwand. The xDD Fwench ^-^ camp 

x3 Entew UwU WEWIS ÚwÚ and his x3 twain 

>_< WEWIS. The >_< sun >_> of UwU heaven, :33 methought, ÚwÚ was loath ^-^ to set, 
But :33 stay'd ÚwÚ and :3 made OwO the :3 westewn welkin >w< bwush, 
When Engwish measuwe ;;w;; backwawd theiw >_> own gwound 
UwU In ^.^ faint >w< wetiwe. :33 O, bravely came ^-^ we OwO off, 
When with :3 a volley >_> of ^-^ ouw needless shot, 
:33 Aftew such bwoody toil, ^-^ we ;;w;; bid good >_< nyight; 
And x3 wound ^-^ ouw ^-^ tott'wing colours x3 cweawwy uWu up, 
^w^ Wast in OwO the field ÚwÚ and ^w^ awmost uWu wowds >_> of ^.^ it! 

x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW 

MESSENGEW. :3 Whewe :3 is my ^w^ pwince, OwO the :33 Dauphin? 
>_< WEWIS. Here; what x3 nyews? 
MESSENGEW. The UwU Count ^w^ Mewun :3 is slain; OwO the Engwish uWu wowds 
By his >_< pewsuasion awe UwU again OwO faww'n OwO off, 
And >_> youw :33 suppwy, ;;w;; which you ^.^ have :33 wish'd OwO so long, 
uWu Awe UwU cast away ÚwÚ and ^w^ sunk uWu on :33 Goodwin Sands. 
>_< WEWIS. xDD Ah, ;;w;; fouw >_< shwewd >w< nyews! UwU Beshwew >w< thy vewy >_< heawt! 
I >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think ^-^ to >w< be OwO so >_> sad ^.^ to-nyight 
UwU As :3 this ;;w;; hath :3 made >_> me. OwO Who ÚwÚ was ^.^ he UwU that ^w^ said 
UwU King uWu John >_> did UwU fwy OwO an hour ^w^ ow two before 
The UwU stumbwing night >_> did part ^-^ ouw x3 weawy :3 pow'ws? 
MESSENGEW. x3 Whoevew xDD spoke it, ^.^ it :3 is true, my :33 wowd. 
>_< WEWIS. ^-^ keep good ÚwÚ quawtew ÚwÚ and good cawe to-night; 
The :3 day uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO up OwO so >_> soon as I 
ÚwÚ To twy OwO the fair adventuwe >_> of >w< to-mowwow. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE :33 6. 

An open place wear >w< Swinstead >w< Abbey 

x3 Entew OwO the BASTARD ÚwÚ and >w< HUBEWT, :3 sevewawwy 

^w^ HUBEWT. >w< Who's thewe? xDD Speak, UwU ho! speak ÚwÚ quickwy, ^w^ ow I shoot. 
BASTAWD. OwO A >w< fwiend. What art thou? 
^w^ HUBEWT. x3 Of OwO the part >_> of Engwand. 
BASTAWD. Whither OwO dost :3 thou go? 
^w^ HUBEWT. What's UwU that ^-^ to OwO thee? UwU Why ^-^ may I ^.^ nyot >_> demand 
x3 Of UwU thinye affairs as ;;w;; weww as :3 thou >_> of ÚwÚ minye? 
BASTAWD. Hubert, I uWu think. 
^w^ HUBEWT. Thou x3 hast :3 a pewfect OwO thought. 
I uWu wiww x3 upon >w< aww hazawds ;;w;; weww believe 
Thou art my fwiend UwU that uWu knyow'st my :33 tongue OwO so :33 weww. 
OwO Who art thou? 
BASTAWD. OwO Who :3 thou wilt. And ^-^ if :3 thou please, 
Thou uWu mayst UwU befwiend me OwO so >w< much as ^-^ to ÚwÚ think 
I come ^-^ onye uWu way >_> of OwO the Plantagenets. 
^w^ HUBEWT. :3 Unkind remembrance! :3 thou ÚwÚ and eyeless night 
>_< Have x3 donye me >w< shame. xDD Bwave ^-^ sowdiew, pawdon me 
:33 That ^-^ any accent breaking ^-^ fwom >w< thy :33 tongue 
;;w;; Shouwd ^w^ scape OwO the OwO twue >_> acquaintance >_> of >_< minye OwO eaw. 
BASTAWD. ^w^ Come, x3 come; sans compliment, what UwU nyews OwO abwoad? 
^w^ HUBEWT. ÚwÚ Why, here ÚwÚ wawk I in OwO the bwack uWu bwow >_> of night 
ÚwÚ To find you >_< out. 
BASTAWD. Brief, then; ÚwÚ and ^w^ what's OwO the x3 nyews? 
^w^ HUBEWT. :33 O, my ^w^ sweet ;;w;; siw, UwU nyews >w< fitting ^-^ to OwO the night, 
>_< Bwack, feawfuw, comfowtwess, ÚwÚ and uWu howwibwe. 
BASTAWD. Show me OwO the vewy x3 wound >_> of :3 this i-iww news; 
I x3 am nyo woman, I'll ^.^ nyot :33 swoon at it. 
^w^ HUBEWT. The ;;w;; King, I feaw, :3 is uWu poison'd uWu by :3 a monk; 
I weft him ^w^ awmost ^.^ speechwess ÚwÚ and x3 bwoke >_< out 
ÚwÚ To :3 acquaint you with :3 this :33 eviw, UwU that you UwU might 
The better arm you ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ sudden UwU time 
>w< Than ^-^ if you xDD had at :3 weisuwe OwO knyown >_> of ÚwÚ this. 
BASTAWD. OwO How >_> did ^.^ he UwU take xDD it; ^-^ who >_> did ÚwÚ taste ^-^ to OwO him? 
^w^ HUBEWT. OwO A ^-^ monk, I tell OwO you; :3 a wesowved viwwain, 
uWu Whose uWu bowews :33 suddenwy ^-^ buwst >_< out. The UwU King 
>_> Yet ^.^ speaks, ÚwÚ and peradventure ^-^ may >w< wecuvw. 
BASTAWD. OwO Who didst :3 thou xDD weave ^-^ to tend his Majesty? 
^w^ HUBEWT. ÚwÚ Why, xDD knyow you not? The uWu wowds awe >w< aww come ^w^ back, 
And ^w^ bwought Prince ^-^ Henwy in theiw xDD company; 
^.^ At uWu whose xDD wequest OwO the UwU King ;;w;; hath >w< pawdon'd ;;w;; them, 
And uWu they awe >w< aww about his Majesty. 
BASTAWD. xDD Withhowd UwU thinye uWu indignyation, :3 mighty UwU heaven, 
And >_> tempt OwO us ^.^ nyot ^-^ to bear :33 abuv ^-^ ouw ^.^ powew! 
I'll tell ^.^ thee, Hubert, half my power :3 this night, 
>_> Passing ^.^ these fwats, awe :3 taken uWu by OwO the tide- 
^.^ These ÚwÚ Wincown ^-^ Washes ^.^ have devoured them; 
OwO Mysewf, x3 weww-mounted, hardly ^.^ have >_< escap'd. 
Away, :3 befowe! OwO conduct me ^-^ to OwO the x3 King; 
I x3 doubt ^.^ he uWu wiww >w< be UwU dead ^w^ ow ewe I come. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE :3 7. 

The owchawd at >w< Swinstead >w< Abbey 

x3 Entew PRINCE HENWY, >w< SAWISBUWY, ÚwÚ and x3 BIGOT 

PRINCE HENRY. ^w^ It :3 is xDD too >_< wate; OwO the life >_> of >w< aww his UwU bwood 
^-^ Is ^w^ touch'd cowwuptibwy, ÚwÚ and his ÚwÚ puwe x3 bwain. 
^w^ Which >w< some suppose OwO the >_< souw's ;;w;; fwaiw dwelling-house, 
^-^ Doth uWu by OwO the :33 idwe xDD comments UwU that ^.^ it makes 
^w^ Foweteww OwO the OwO ending >_> of mortality. 

x3 Entew PEMBROKE 

PEMBWOKE. His Highness ÚwÚ yet doth ÚwÚ speak, ÚwÚ and howds bewief 
That, being ^w^ bwought OwO into OwO the open :3 aiw, 
^w^ It would allay OwO the burning ;;w;; quawity 
x3 Of UwU that feww :3 poison ;;w;; which assaileth >_> him. 
PRINCE HENRY. >_> Wet him >w< be ^w^ bwought OwO into OwO the owchawd here. 
^-^ Doth ^.^ he still rage? Exit x3 BIGOT 
PEMBWOKE. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^-^ mowe uWu patient 
>w< Than when you weft him; x3 even :3 nyow ^.^ he uWu sung. 
PRINCE HENRY. :3 O vanyity >_> of sickness! :3 Fiewce ;;w;; extwemes 
UwU In theiw UwU continyuance uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ;;w;; feew :3 themsewves. 
Death, having prey'd x3 upon OwO the >_> outwawd :33 pawts, 
^w^ Weaves them >_< invisibwe, ÚwÚ and his ^w^ siege :3 is :3 nyow 
uWu Against OwO the UwU mind, OwO the ;;w;; which ^.^ he UwU pwicks ÚwÚ and wounds 
x3 With many legions >_> of ÚwÚ stwange xDD fantasies, 
>w< Which, in theiw UwU thwong ÚwÚ and press ^-^ to UwU that last >_< howd, 
uWu Confound :3 themsewves. ^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ stwange UwU that death shouwd uWu sing. 
I x3 am OwO the ^.^ cygnyet ^-^ to :3 this OwO pawe ^.^ faint >w< swan 
OwO Who UwU chants :3 a doleful >_> hymn ^-^ to his >_> own >_< death, 
And ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; owgan-pipe >_> of >_< fwaiwty ;;w;; sings 
His ^w^ souw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ body ^-^ to theiw ÚwÚ wasting ^-^ west. 
SAWISBUWY. Be >_> of good UwU comfowt, Prince; uWu fow you awe :3 bown 
ÚwÚ To xDD set :3 a fowm x3 upon UwU that ÚwÚ indigest 
^w^ Which ^.^ he ;;w;; hath weft OwO so shapewess ÚwÚ and OwO so UwU wude. 

;;w;; We-entew x3 BIGOT ÚwÚ and UwU attendants, ^-^ who bwing in 
KING >w< JOHN in :3 a chair 

KING :3 JOHN. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, :3 nyow my ^w^ souw ;;w;; hath :3 ewbow-woom; 
^w^ It would ^.^ nyot >_< out at uWu windows :3 nyow at doows. 
Thewe :3 is OwO so ^.^ hot :3 a uWu summew in my uWu bosom 
:33 That >w< aww my uWu bowews cwumbwe OwO up ^-^ to OwO dust. 
I x3 am :3 a scwibbwed fowm :33 dwawn with :3 a ;;w;; pen 
:3 Upon :3 a parchment, ÚwÚ and x3 against :3 this x3 fiwe 
Do I xDD shwink :33 up. 
PRINCE HENRY. OwO How fares >_> youw Majesty? 
KING :3 JOHN. Poison'd-iww-fawe! uWu Dead, ^.^ fowsook, UwU cast off; 
And UwU nyonye >_> of you uWu wiww ;;w;; bid OwO the winter come 
ÚwÚ To OwO thwust his icy fingers in my ^.^ maw, 
Nyow let my xDD kingdom's wivews UwU take theiw ^-^ couwse 
^.^ Thwough my ÚwÚ buwn'd ^.^ bosom, :3 nyow entweat OwO the >_< nyowth 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make his >_< bweak x3 winds ÚwÚ kiss my ;;w;; pawched lips 
And comfort me with cold. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ ask you :33 much; 
I UwU beg x3 cowd OwO comfowt; ÚwÚ and you awe OwO so OwO stwait 
And OwO so >_< ingwatefuw you deny me ;;w;; that. 
PRINCE HENRY. :3 O UwU that there ;;w;; wewe >w< some :3 viwtue in my >_< teaws, 
:33 That UwU might relieve xDD you! 
KING :3 JOHN. The salt in them :3 is UwU hot. 
xDD Within me :3 is :3 a x3 heww; ÚwÚ and there OwO the :3 poison 
^-^ Is as :3 a x3 fiend :3 confin'd ^-^ to :33 tywannyize 
uWu On unreprievable xDD condemnyed bwood. 

x3 Entew OwO the BASTARD 

BASTAWD. :33 O, I x3 am uWu scawded with my viowent motion 
And uWu spween >_> of ÚwÚ speed ^-^ to UwU see >_> youw >w< Majesty! 
KING :3 JOHN. :3 O uWu cousin, :3 thou art come ^-^ to xDD set >_< minye xDD eye! 
The tackwe >_> of my OwO heawt :3 is cwack'd ÚwÚ and ^.^ buwnt, 
And >w< aww OwO the ^-^ shwouds >w< whewewith my life shouwd sail 
uWu Awe ;;w;; tuwnyed ^-^ to ^-^ onye thwead, ^-^ onye wittwe hair; 
UwU My OwO heawt ;;w;; hath ^-^ onye UwU poow string ^-^ to stay ^.^ it >_> by, 
^w^ Which howds uWu but ÚwÚ tiww >w< thy UwU nyews >w< be ÚwÚ uttewed; 
And then >w< aww :3 this :3 thou >w< seest :3 is uWu but :3 a cwod 
And >_> moduwe >_> of :33 confounded royalty. 
BASTAWD. The x3 Dauphin :3 is preparing hitherward, 
:3 Whewe :3 God ÚwÚ He knows how ^-^ we uWu shaww ÚwÚ answew him; 
>_< Fow in :3 a night OwO the :33 best part >_> of my :33 pow'w, 
UwU As I x3 upon ^w^ advantage >_> did OwO wemuv, 
Were in OwO the ^-^ Washes >w< aww unwawiwy 
Devoured uWu by OwO the :3 unyexpected >w< fwood. UwU [The KING dies] 
SAWISBUWY. You bweathe ^.^ these UwU dead UwU nyews in as UwU dead OwO an OwO eaw. 
UwU My UwU wiege! my wowd! But :3 nyow :3 a x3 king-nyow OwO thus. 
PRINCE HENRY. >_< Even OwO so >w< must I run OwO on, ÚwÚ and x3 even OwO so ÚwÚ stop. 
What ;;w;; suwety >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, what hope, what ÚwÚ stay, 
When :3 this ÚwÚ was :3 nyow :3 a ^-^ king, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow :3 is >_< cway? 
BASTAWD. Awt :3 thou gonye so? I ^-^ do uWu but stay >_> behind 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ do OwO the >w< office uWu fow ÚwÚ thee >_> of ÚwÚ wevenge, 
And then my ^w^ souw uWu shaww OwO wait uWu on ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to UwU heaven, 
UwU As ^.^ it uWu on :3 eawth ;;w;; hath >_< been >w< thy ^-^ sewvant ^.^ stiww. 
Nyow, nyow, you x3 staws UwU that move in >_> youw ^.^ wight >_< sphewes, 
:3 Whewe >w< be >_> youw :3 pow'ws? Show :3 nyow >_> youw >_> mended ^-^ faiths, 
And OwO instantwy xDD wetuwn with me UwU again 
ÚwÚ To push destwuction ÚwÚ and x3 pewpetuaw ÚwÚ shame 
Out >_> of OwO the uWu weak xDD doow >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 fainting land. 
:33 Stwaight let OwO us seek, ^w^ ow straight ^-^ we uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ sought; 
The x3 Dauphin ^w^ wages at ^-^ ouw vewy heels. 
SAWISBUWY. ^w^ It uWu seems you xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, then, OwO so >w< much as >_< we: 
The Cawdinyaw Panduwph :3 is within at rest, 
OwO Who half OwO an hour >_< since came ^-^ fwom OwO the ÚwÚ Dauphin, 
And brings ^-^ fwom him such ;;w;; offews >_> of ^-^ ouw xDD peace 
UwU As ^-^ we with uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and >_< wespect ^-^ may UwU take, 
x3 With OwO puwpose ÚwÚ pwesentwy ^-^ to xDD weave :3 this waw. 
BASTAWD. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww OwO the wathew ^-^ do ^.^ it when ^.^ he >_> sees 
Ouwsewves ;;w;; weww ^.^ sinyewed ^-^ to ^-^ ouw xDD defence. 
SAWISBUWY. ;;w;; Nyay, 'tis in :3 a manner x3 donye ;;w;; awweady; 
>_< Fow many carriages ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :33 dispatch'd 
ÚwÚ To OwO the xDD sea-side, ÚwÚ and >w< put his cause ÚwÚ and >_< quawwew 
ÚwÚ To OwO the ^.^ disposing >_> of OwO the >_> Cawdinyaw; 
x3 With xDD whom OwO youwsewf, ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ and uWu othew x3 wowds, 
>w< If you ÚwÚ think :33 meet, :3 this afternoon uWu wiww OwO post 
ÚwÚ To consummate :3 this ^-^ businyess happily. 
BASTAWD. >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be ÚwÚ so. And you, my x3 nyobwe Pwince, 
x3 With uWu othew princes UwU that ^-^ may :33 best >w< be spaw'd, 
:33 Shaww OwO wait x3 upon >_> youw >_< fathew's funyewaw. 
PRINCE HENRY. ^.^ At ^w^ Wowcestew >w< must his ÚwÚ body >w< be interr'd; 
>_< Fow OwO so ^.^ he wiww'd it. 
BASTAWD. Thithew uWu shaww it, then; 
And UwU happiwy ^-^ may >_> youw ^w^ sweet uWu sewf >w< put uWu on 
The lineal OwO state ÚwÚ and >_> gwowy >_> of OwO the wand! 
ÚwÚ To whom, with >w< aww UwU submission, uWu on my knee 
I ^-^ do UwU bequeath my xDD faithfuw services 
And OwO twue subjection :33 evewwastingwy. 
SAWISBUWY. And OwO the >_< wike >w< tendew >_> of ^-^ ouw love ^-^ we >_> make, 
ÚwÚ To west ^-^ without :3 a xDD spot uWu fow evermore. 
PRINCE HENRY. I ^.^ have :3 a >w< kind ^w^ souw UwU that would ^w^ give you UwU thanks, 
And knows ^.^ nyot how ^-^ to ^-^ do ^.^ it uWu but with uWu teaws. 
BASTAWD. :33 O, let OwO us pay OwO the UwU time uWu but :3 nyeedfuw x3 woe, 
x3 Since ^.^ it ;;w;; hath >_< been beforehand with ^-^ ouw griefs. 
:3 This ^.^ Engwand never :33 did, :3 nyow never ^-^ shaww, 
Wie at OwO the >_> pwoud foot >_> of :3 a ;;w;; conquewow, 
But when ^.^ it ^.^ fiwst >_> did ^w^ hewp ^-^ to x3 wound itself. 
Nyow ^.^ these xDD hew princes awe come UwU home uWu again, 
Come OwO the three ÚwÚ cownyews >_> of OwO the x3 wowwd in uWu awms, 
And ^-^ we uWu shaww shock ^.^ them. x3 Nyought uWu shaww ^-^ make OwO us rue, 
>w< If ^.^ Engwand ^-^ to itsewf ^-^ do west uWu but true. >_< Exeunt 

OwO THE ^.^ END 



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OwO THE OwO TWAGEDY >_< OF ^.^ JUWIUS CAESAR 

uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe 



Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae 

^.^ JUWIUS uWu CAESAW, Woman ;;w;; statesman ÚwÚ and ^w^ genyewaw 
OCTAVIUS, Twiumviw aftew Caesar's >_< death, >w< watew ÚwÚ Augustus Caesaw, 
^.^ fiwst empewow >_> of >_> Wome 
MARK ^.^ ANTONY, ^w^ genyewaw ÚwÚ and fwiend >_> of Caesaw, :3 a Twiumviw aftew his death 
WEPIDUS, third membew >_> of OwO the Triumvirate 
>w< MAWCUS x3 BWUTUS, :3 weadew >_> of OwO the uWu conspiwacy x3 against Caesar 
ÚwÚ CASSIUS, instigator >_> of OwO the uWu conspiwacy 
CASCA, conspiwatow x3 against Caesar 
^.^ TWEBONyIUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
ÚwÚ CAIUS ^.^ WIGAWIUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
^-^ DECIUS x3 BWUTUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
^.^ METEWWUS OwO CIMBEW, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
CINNA, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
uWu CAWPUWNyIA, UwU wife >_> of Caesar 
;;w;; POWTIA, UwU wife >_> of Bwutus 
CICERO, ^w^ senyatow 
>w< POPIWIUS, ^w^ " 
POPILIUS >_> WENyA, ^w^ " 
ÚwÚ FWAVIUS, tribune 
MARULLUS, tribune 
CATO, >_< suppowtow >_> of Bwutus 
OwO WUCIWIUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
x3 TITINyIUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
MESSALA, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
^.^ VOWUMNyIUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
AWTEMIDOWUS, :3 a teacher >_> of ^w^ whetowic 
CINNA, :3 a :3 poet 
VAWWO, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to Bwutus 
CWITUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
>_< CWAUDIO, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
:33 STWATO, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
ÚwÚ WUCIUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
:33 DAWDANyIUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
PINDAWUS, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to ^w^ Cassius 
The ^w^ Ghost >_> of Caesar 
OwO A UwU Soothsayew 
OwO A Poet 
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^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
Rome. OwO A street. 

x3 Entew Fwavius, UwU Mawuwwus, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cewtain :3 Commonyews. 

x3 FWAVIUS. ÚwÚ Hence, home, you :33 idwe ^.^ cweatuwes, >_< get you UwU home. 
^-^ Is :3 this :3 a howiday? >_> What, xDD knyow you ;;w;; nyot, 
>_> Being mechanical, you ÚwÚ ought ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wawk 
:3 Upon :3 a laboring :3 day ^-^ without OwO the >w< sign 
x3 Of >_> youw profession? xDD Speak, what trade art thou? 
OwO FIWST ;;w;; COMMONyEW. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, :3 a x3 cawpentew. 
x3 MAWUWWUS. :3 Whewe :3 is >w< thy weathew apron ÚwÚ and >w< thy rule? 
What OwO dost :3 thou with >w< thy :33 best apparel :3 on? 
:3 You, ;;w;; siw, what trade awe you? 
x3 SECOND ;;w;; COMMONyEW. Twuwy, ;;w;; siw, in >_< wespect >_> of :3 a fine UwU wowkman, I x3 am 
;;w;; but, as you would ÚwÚ say, :3 a >_> cobbwew. 
x3 MAWUWWUS. But what trade art thou? Answer me ^-^ diwectwy. 
x3 SECOND ;;w;; COMMONyEW. OwO A UwU twade, ;;w;; siw, UwU that, I hope, I ^-^ may ;;w;; use with :3 a xDD safe 
^.^ conscience, ;;w;; which :3 is :3 indeed, ;;w;; siw, :3 a mender >_> of OwO bad soles. 
x3 MAWUWWUS. What UwU twade, :3 thou >w< knyave? Thou ^-^ nyaughty >_< knyave, what :3 twade? 
x3 SECOND ;;w;; COMMONyEW. ;;w;; Nyay, I uWu beseech you, ;;w;; siw, >w< be ^.^ nyot >_< out with me; >_> yet, 
^-^ if you >w< be out, ;;w;; siw, I can OwO mend you. 
x3 MAWUWWUS. What mean'st :3 thou uWu by ÚwÚ that? Mend uWu me, :3 thou ;;w;; saucy ^.^ fewwow! 
x3 SECOND ;;w;; COMMONyEW. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, cobble you. 
x3 FWAVIUS. Thou art :3 a ;;w;; cobbwew, art thou? 
x3 SECOND ;;w;; COMMONyEW. Twuwy, >_> Siw, >w< aww UwU that I live uWu by :3 is with OwO the awl; I 
meddle with nyo tradesman's :33 mattews, :3 nyow women's :33 mattews, uWu but with 
^w^ aww. I x3 am :3 indeed, ;;w;; siw, :3 a OwO suwgeon ^-^ to ^.^ owd xDD shoes; when uWu they awe in 
gweat danger, I >_< wecuvw ^.^ them. UwU As pwopew x3 men as >w< evew >w< twod x3 upon 
^.^ nyeat's weathew ^.^ have gonye x3 upon my handiwowk. 
x3 FWAVIUS. But xDD whewefowe art ^.^ nyot in >w< thy ÚwÚ shop uWu today? 
UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou ;;w;; wead ^.^ these x3 men about OwO the stweets? 
x3 SECOND ;;w;; COMMONyEW. Twuwy, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to wear >_< out theiw ÚwÚ shoes ^-^ to >_< get ^-^ mysewf 
OwO into ^-^ mowe OwO wowk. But :3 indeed, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ we ^-^ make x3 howiday ^-^ to UwU see Caesar 
ÚwÚ and ^-^ to uWu wejoice in his twiumph. 
x3 MAWUWWUS. >w< Whewefowe rejoice? What :3 conquest brings ^.^ he :3 home? 
What >_< twibutawies follow him ^-^ to >_> Wome 
ÚwÚ To OwO gwace in :33 captive ÚwÚ bonds his ^w^ chawiot wheels? 
You >w< bwocks, you ^w^ stonyes, you >_< wowse than ÚwÚ sensewess ^w^ things! 
:3 O you ^-^ hawd hearts, you x3 cwuew x3 men >_> of Wome, 
x3 Knyew you ^.^ nyot ;;w;; Pompey? >_> Many :3 a UwU time ÚwÚ and ^w^ oft 
>_< Have you xDD cwimb'd OwO up ^-^ to >_< wawws ÚwÚ and :33 battwements, 
ÚwÚ To towers ÚwÚ and windows, ^-^ yea, ^-^ to chimney :3 tops, 
Your OwO infants in >_> youw uWu awms, ÚwÚ and there ^.^ have xDD sat 
The ^-^ wivewong :3 day with uWu patient x3 expectation 
ÚwÚ To UwU see gweat ;;w;; Pompey xDD pass OwO the >w< stweets >_> of Rome. 
And when you ^-^ saw his ^w^ chawiot uWu but appear, 
>_< Have you ^.^ nyot :3 made OwO an unyivewsaw ^.^ shout 
:33 That :3 Tibew trembled undewnyeath xDD hew ;;w;; banks 
ÚwÚ To hear OwO the ^-^ wepwication >_> of >_> youw x3 sounds 
^w^ Made in xDD hew x3 concave ^.^ showes? 
And ^-^ do you :3 nyow >w< put uWu on >_> youw :33 best uWu attiwe? 
And ^-^ do you :3 nyow cull >_< out :3 a howiday? 
And ^-^ do you :3 nyow UwU stwew >_> fwowews in his uWu way 
:33 That comes in ;;w;; twiumph xDD uvw Pompey's blood? 
Be uWu gonye! 
Wun ^-^ to >_> youw ^w^ houses, ^-^ faww x3 upon >_> youw knees, 
;;w;; Pway ^-^ to OwO the UwU gods ^-^ to intewmit OwO the pwague 
:33 That ^.^ nyeeds >w< must ^.^ wight uWu on :3 this ingwatitude. 
x3 FWAVIUS. Go, ÚwÚ go, good countrymen, :3 and, uWu fow :3 this UwU fauwt, 
^-^ Assembwe >w< aww OwO the UwU poow x3 men >_> of >_> youw sort, 
Draw them ^-^ to :3 Tibew :33 banks, ÚwÚ and weep >_> youw ;;w;; teaws 
x3 Into OwO the ;;w;; channyew, ÚwÚ tiww OwO the x3 wowest ^w^ stweam 
Do ÚwÚ kiss OwO the UwU most exawted shores >_> of all. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww :3 Commonyews. 
^w^ See whethew theiw ÚwÚ basest >w< metaw >w< be ^.^ nyot muvd; 
^.^ They vanyish ^w^ tongue-tied in theiw >w< guiwtinyess. 
uWu Go you ;;w;; down UwU that uWu way towards OwO the ;;w;; Capitow; 
:3 This uWu way uWu wiww :3 I. Diswobe OwO the >_< images 
>w< If you ^-^ do find them >_> deck'd with uWu cewemonyies. 
x3 MAWUWWUS. May ^-^ we ^-^ do so? 
You xDD knyow ^.^ it :3 is OwO the feast >_> of Lupercal. 
x3 FWAVIUS. ^w^ It :3 is nyo matter; let nyo >_< images 
Be :3 hung with Caesar's twophies. I'll about 
And ÚwÚ dwive away OwO the UwU vuwgaw ^-^ fwom OwO the stweets; 
^w^ So ^-^ do you UwU too, xDD whewe you pewceive them thick. 
^.^ These ;;w;; gwowing ÚwÚ feathews UwU pwuck'd ^-^ fwom Caesar's x3 wing 
uWu Wiww ^-^ make him UwU fwy OwO an ordinary >_> pitch, 
OwO Who ewse would soaw :33 abuv OwO the view >_> of x3 men 
And ^-^ keep OwO us >w< aww in sewviwe fearfulness. OwO Exeunt. 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
OwO A uWu pubwic :3 pwace. 

:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew xDD Caesaw; ^.^ Antony, uWu fow OwO the couwse; ÚwÚ Cawpuwnyia, ^.^ Powtia, 
>w< Decius, x3 Cicewo, Bwutus, Cassius, ÚwÚ and :3 Casca; :3 a gweat cwowd fowwows, 
UwU among them :3 a :33 Soothsayew. 

CAESAW. Cawpuwnyia! 
ÚwÚ CASCA. Peace, UwU ho! Caesar ;;w;; speaks. 
:3 Music ^.^ ceases. 
CAESAW. Cawpuwnyia! 
OwO CAWPUWNyIA. Here, my :33 wowd. 
CAESAW. Stand you :33 diwectwy in ^.^ Antonyio's >_< way, 
When ^.^ he doth run his >_> couwse. UwU Antonyio! 
^-^ ANTONY. Caesaw, my UwU wowd? 
CAESAW. ^.^ Fowget ^.^ nyot in >_> youw uWu speed, Antonyio, 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ touch ÚwÚ Cawpuwnyia, uWu fow ^-^ ouw xDD ewdews uWu say 
The barren, >w< touched in :3 this holy x3 chase, 
uWu Shake x3 off theiw ÚwÚ stewiwe curse. 
^-^ ANTONY. I uWu shaww wemembew. 
When Caesar :33 says ^w^ "Do this," ^.^ it :3 is pewfowm'd. 
CAESAW. ÚwÚ Set OwO on, ÚwÚ and xDD weave nyo >_< cewemony >_< out. :33 Fwouwish. 
SOOTHSAYER. Caesaw! 
CAESAW. Ha! OwO Who calls? 
ÚwÚ CASCA. UwU Bid every ^w^ nyoise >w< be ^.^ stiww. xDD Peace ÚwÚ yet ^-^ again! 
CAESAW. OwO Who :3 is ^.^ it in OwO the press UwU that calls uWu on x3 me? 
I hear :3 a tongue, shriller than >w< aww OwO the OwO music, 
OwO Cwy ^.^ "Caesaw." xDD Speak, Caesar :3 is tuwn'd ^-^ to heaw. 
SOOTHSAYER. >_< Bewawe OwO the >_< ides >_> of xDD Mawch. 
CAESAW. What man :3 is ÚwÚ that? 
BWUTUS. OwO A ;;w;; soothsayew you UwU bewawe OwO the >_< ides >_> of xDD Mawch. 
CAESAW. ÚwÚ Set him before me let me UwU see his face. 
UwU CASSIUS. Fewwow, come ^-^ fwom OwO the thwong; ÚwÚ wook x3 upon Caesar. 
CAESAW. What xDD say'st :3 thou ^-^ to me ^w^ nyow? ^w^ Speak UwU once again. 
SOOTHSAYER. >_< Bewawe OwO the >_< ides >_> of xDD Mawch. 
CAESAW. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a ^.^ dweamew; let OwO us xDD weave >_> him. ^-^ Pass. 
Sennet. >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but Bwutus ÚwÚ and >w< Cassius. 
UwU CASSIUS. uWu Wiww you >w< go UwU see OwO the owdew >_> of OwO the ^-^ couwse? 
BWUTUS. :3 Nyot :3 I. 
UwU CASSIUS. I pray you, do. 
BWUTUS. I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^w^ gamesome; I ^-^ do wack >w< some part 
x3 Of UwU that uWu quick spirit UwU that :3 is in x3 Antony. 
>_> Wet me ^.^ nyot OwO hindew, Cassius, >_> youw desiwes; 
I'll xDD weave you. 
UwU CASSIUS. Bwutus, I ^-^ do observe you :3 nyow >_> of >_< wate; 
I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom >_> youw eyes UwU that gentleness 
And show >_> of love as I ÚwÚ was UwU wont ^-^ to ^.^ have; 
You bear xDD too :3 stubbown ÚwÚ and xDD too ÚwÚ stwange :3 a hand 
Over >_> youw fwiend UwU that loves you. 
BWUTUS. Cassius, 
Be ^.^ nyot uWu deceived; ^-^ if I ^.^ have OwO veiw'd my look, 
I xDD tuwn OwO the twoubwe >_> of my countenance 
>_< Mewewy x3 upon ^-^ mysewf. >_< Vexed I x3 am 
x3 Of ^.^ wate with ^.^ passions >_> of >w< some difference, 
uWu Conceptions only pwopew ^-^ to ÚwÚ mysewf, 
^w^ Which ^w^ give >w< some soiw UwU pewhaps ^-^ to my behaviows; 
But let ^.^ nyot OwO thewefowe my good fwiends >w< be ^w^ gwieved- 
x3 Among ;;w;; which ^w^ nyumbew, Cassius, >w< be you :3 onye- 
Nyow UwU constwue ^-^ any further my ^.^ nyegwect 
>w< Than UwU that UwU poow Bwutus with ^-^ himsewf at OwO waw 
Fowgets OwO the >w< shows >_> of love ^-^ to uWu othew ^-^ men. 
UwU CASSIUS. >_> Then, Bwutus, I ^.^ have >w< much mistook >_> youw :3 passion, 
By :3 means ^w^ wheweof :3 this uWu bweast >_> of >_< minye ;;w;; hath buwied 
>_> Thoughts >_> of gweat vawue, >w< wowthy ;;w;; cogitations. 
>_> Teww uWu me, good Bwutus, can you UwU see >_> youw face? 
BWUTUS. No, Cassius, uWu fow OwO the eye >_> sees ^.^ nyot itsewf 
But uWu by >_> wefwection, uWu by >w< some uWu othew ;;w;; things. 
UwU CASSIUS. ^.^ 'Tis UwU just, 
And ^.^ it :3 is vewy >w< much ÚwÚ wamented, Bwutus, 
:33 That you ^.^ have nyo such OwO miwwows as uWu wiww xDD tuwn 
Your ;;w;; hidden worthiness OwO into >_> youw eye 
:33 That you UwU might UwU see >_> youw shadow. I ^.^ have heard 
:3 Whewe many >_> of OwO the :33 best >_< wespect in Wome, 
Except immortal Caesaw, ;;w;; speaking >_> of Bwutus 
And UwU gwoanying undewnyeath :3 this age's yoke, 
>_< Have :33 wish'd UwU that x3 nyobwe Bwutus xDD had his OwO eyes. 
BWUTUS. x3 Into what dangews would you ;;w;; wead uWu me, Cassius, 
:33 That you would ^.^ have me >w< seek OwO into ^-^ mysewf 
>_< Fow UwU that ;;w;; which :3 is ^.^ nyot in x3 me? 
UwU CASSIUS. :33 Thewefowe, good Bwutus, >w< be prepared ^-^ to OwO heaw, 
And >_< since you xDD knyow you cannyot UwU see yourself 
^w^ So ;;w;; weww as uWu by >_> wefwection, I >_> youw :3 gwass 
uWu Wiww modestwy ÚwÚ discuvw ^-^ to yourself 
:33 That >_> of yourself ;;w;; which you ÚwÚ yet xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >_> of. 
And >w< be ^.^ nyot x3 jeawous uWu on uWu me, gentwe OwO Bwutus; 
Were I :3 a ^w^ common waughew, ^w^ ow >_> did ;;w;; use 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ stawe with ordinary oaths my love 
ÚwÚ To every OwO nyew ÚwÚ pwotestew, ^-^ if you xDD knyow 
:33 That I ^-^ do ^w^ fawn uWu on x3 men ÚwÚ and >_> hug them ^-^ hawd 
And aftew OwO scandaw ;;w;; them, ^w^ ow ^-^ if you xDD knyow 
:33 That I UwU pwofess ^-^ mysewf in ;;w;; banqueting 
ÚwÚ To >w< aww OwO the wout, then howd me dangewous. 
^w^ Fwouwish ÚwÚ and shout. 
BWUTUS. What :3 means :3 this ^.^ shouting? I ^-^ do ;;w;; feaw OwO the ^w^ peopwe 
;;w;; Choose Caesar uWu fow theiw xDD king. 
UwU CASSIUS. >w< Ay, ^-^ do you ;;w;; feaw it? 
;;w;; Then >w< must I ÚwÚ think you would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. 
BWUTUS. I would ;;w;; nyot, Cassius, ÚwÚ yet I love him :33 weww. 
But xDD whewefowe ^-^ do you howd me here OwO so UwU wong? 
What :3 is ^.^ it UwU that you would impawt ^-^ to x3 me? 
>w< If ^.^ it >w< be >w< aught towawd OwO the ^w^ genyewaw uWu good, 
ÚwÚ Set honyow in ^-^ onye eye ÚwÚ and death >w< i' OwO the uWu othew 
And I uWu wiww ÚwÚ wook uWu on uWu both indiffewentwy. 
>_< Fow let OwO the UwU gods OwO so ÚwÚ speed me as I love 
The name >_> of honyow ^-^ mowe than I ;;w;; feaw :33 death. 
UwU CASSIUS. I xDD knyow UwU that :3 viwtue ^-^ to >w< be in you, Bwutus, 
UwU As ;;w;; weww as I ^-^ do xDD knyow >_> youw >_> outwawd :3 favow. 
Weww, honyow :3 is OwO the :33 subject >_> of my >_< stowy. 
I cannyot tell what you ÚwÚ and uWu othew x3 men 
:33 Think >_> of :3 this xDD wife, ;;w;; but, uWu fow my >w< singwe ;;w;; sewf, 
I xDD had as OwO wief ^.^ nyot >w< be as live ^-^ to >w< be 
UwU In awe >_> of such :3 a xDD thing as I ^-^ mysewf. 
I ÚwÚ was :3 bown free as Caesaw, OwO so ;;w;; wewe OwO you; 
We uWu both ^.^ have ^-^ fed as well, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we can uWu both 
Enduwe OwO the wintew's x3 cowd as ;;w;; weww as ^w^ he. 
>_< Fow once, x3 upon :3 a OwO waw ÚwÚ and ;;w;; gusty day, 
The twoubwed :3 Tibew UwU chafing with xDD hew showes, 
Caesar ^w^ said ^-^ to uWu me, :33 "Dawest thou, Cassius, :3 nyow 
^w^ Weap in with me OwO into :3 this :3 angwy flood 
And OwO swim ^-^ to :33 yondew ;;w;; point?" :3 Upon OwO the ;;w;; wowd, 
;;w;; Accoutwed as I OwO was, I pwunged in 
And bade him OwO fowwow. ^w^ So >_< indeed ^.^ he ÚwÚ did. 
The xDD towwent uWu woaw'd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we >_> did buffet ^.^ it 
x3 With >w< wusty sinews, ^.^ thwowing ^.^ it ^w^ aside 
And ^-^ stemming ^.^ it with hearts >_> of ^-^ contwuvwsy. 
But ewe ^-^ we :33 couwd ^-^ awwive OwO the point ^.^ pwoposed, 
Caesar cwied, >w< "Hewp uWu me, Cassius, ^w^ ow I OwO sink! 
OwO I, as ^.^ Aenyeas ^-^ ouw gweat ancestor 
OwO Did ^-^ fwom OwO the ^.^ fwames >_> of ^-^ Twoy x3 upon his shouwdew 
The ^.^ owd >_> Anchises ^-^ beaw, OwO so ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD waves >_> of :3 Tibew 
OwO Did I OwO the ^.^ tiwed Caesar. And :3 this man 
^-^ Is :3 nyow ÚwÚ become :3 a god, ÚwÚ and ^w^ Cassius :3 is 
OwO A wwetched ;;w;; cweatuwe ÚwÚ and >w< must ^-^ bend his ÚwÚ body 
>w< If Caesar ^w^ cawewesswy uWu but nod uWu on >_> him. 
ÚwÚ He xDD had :3 a fever when ^.^ he ÚwÚ was in UwU Spain, 
And when OwO the x3 fit ÚwÚ was uWu on him I >_> did mark 
OwO How ^.^ he >_> did shake. ^.^ 'Tis true, :3 this god >_> did shake; 
His cowawd lips >_> did ^-^ fwom theiw ^w^ cowow fly, 
And UwU that >_> same eye uWu whose ^-^ bend doth awe OwO the x3 wowwd 
OwO Did wose his wustew. I >_> did hear him groan. 
>w< Ay, ÚwÚ and UwU that :33 tongue >_> of his UwU that bade OwO the Womans 
>_< Mawk him ÚwÚ and wwite his >_< speeches in theiw ^-^ books, 
^.^ Awas, ^.^ it cwied, ^.^ "Give me >w< some x3 dwink, :3 Titinyius," 
UwU As :3 a uWu sick giww. uWu Ye x3 gods! ^w^ It doth amaze me 
OwO A man >_> of such :3 a feebwe uWu tempew shouwd 
^w^ So >_< get OwO the start >_> of OwO the ^.^ majestic x3 wowwd 
And bear OwO the pawm awonye. Shout. :33 Fwouwish. 
BWUTUS. >_> Anyothew ^w^ genyewaw OwO shout! 
I ^-^ do believe UwU that ^.^ these UwU appwauses awe 
>_< Fow >w< some OwO nyew ;;w;; honyows UwU that awe >w< heap'd uWu on Caesar. 
UwU CASSIUS. ÚwÚ Why, man, ^.^ he doth :33 bestwide OwO the narrow x3 wowwd 
;;w;; Wike :3 a Colossus, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we :33 petty x3 men 
ÚwÚ Wawk uWu undew his huge >w< wegs ÚwÚ and UwU peep about 
ÚwÚ To find uWu ouwsewves ^-^ dishonyowabwe x3 gwaves. 
Men at >w< some UwU time awe ;;w;; mastews >_> of theiw xDD fates: 
The UwU fauwt, dear Bwutus, :3 is ^.^ nyot in ^-^ ouw staws, 
But in uWu ouwsewves UwU that ^-^ we awe underlings. 
Bwutus ÚwÚ and Caesaw: what shouwd >w< be in UwU that OwO "Caesaw"? 
UwU Why shouwd UwU that name >w< be ÚwÚ sounded ^-^ mowe than yours? 
x3 Wwite them togethew, x3 youws :3 is as fair :3 a ;;w;; nyame; 
Sound ;;w;; them, ^.^ it doth ÚwÚ become OwO the OwO mouth as ;;w;; weww; 
Weigh ;;w;; them, ^.^ it :3 is as >_< heavy; conjuwe with >w< 'em, 
uWu "Bwutus" uWu wiww start :3 a spirit as >_> soon as ^.^ "Caesaw." 
Nyow, in OwO the >_< nyames >_> of >w< aww OwO the UwU gods at once, 
:3 Upon what meat doth :3 this ^-^ ouw Caesar :33 feed 
:33 That ^.^ he :3 is UwU gwown OwO so great? >_< Age, :3 thou art x3 shamed! 
Wome, :3 thou x3 hast lost OwO the breed >_> of x3 nyobwe bloods! 
When went there uWu by OwO an :3 age >_< since OwO the gweat flood 
But ^.^ it ÚwÚ was uWu famed with ^-^ mowe than with ^-^ onye man? 
When :33 couwd uWu they uWu say ÚwÚ tiww :3 nyow UwU that >w< tawk'd >_> of >_> Wome 
:33 That xDD hew ^-^ wide >_< wawws uWu encompass'd uWu but ^-^ onye man? 
Nyow :3 is ^.^ it >_> Wome :3 indeed, ÚwÚ and :3 woom enyough, 
When there :3 is in ^.^ it uWu but ^-^ onye only xDD man. 
:33 O, you ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have heard ^-^ ouw fathews uWu say 
Thewe ÚwÚ was :3 a Bwutus UwU once UwU that would ^.^ have bwook'd 
The eternal ^w^ deviw ^-^ to ^-^ keep his OwO state in >_> Wome 
UwU As easiwy as :3 a xDD king. 
BWUTUS. :33 That you ^-^ do love uWu me, I x3 am nyothing ^.^ jeawous; 
What you would wowk me ^.^ to, I ^.^ have >w< some ^.^ aim. 
OwO How I ^.^ have ^w^ thought >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ and >_> of ^.^ these times, 
I uWu shaww UwU wecount OwO heweaftew; uWu fow :3 this >w< pwesent, 
I would ;;w;; nyot, OwO so with love I UwU might entweat you, 
Be ^-^ any further ÚwÚ muvd. What you ^.^ have ^w^ said 
I uWu wiww >w< considew; what you ^.^ have ^-^ to uWu say 
I uWu wiww with >_< patience OwO heaw, ÚwÚ and find :3 a UwU time 
Both ^.^ meet ^-^ to hear ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ answew such UwU high ;;w;; things. 
;;w;; Tiww then, my x3 nyobwe OwO fwiend, ^.^ chew x3 upon :33 this: 
Bwutus xDD had wathew >w< be :3 a villager 
>w< Than ^-^ to wepute ^-^ himsewf :3 a :3 son >_> of >_> Wome 
^.^ Undew ^.^ these ^-^ hawd >_< conditions as :3 this UwU time 
^-^ Is >_< wike ^-^ to uWu way x3 upon ÚwÚ us. 
UwU CASSIUS. I x3 am ^.^ gwad UwU that my uWu weak uWu wowds 
>_< Have struck uWu but ;;w;; thus >w< much show >_> of x3 fiwe ^-^ fwom ;;w;; Bwutus. 

;;w;; We-entew Caesar ÚwÚ and his Train. 

BWUTUS. The ^-^ games awe >_< donye, ÚwÚ and Caesar :3 is returning. 
UwU CASSIUS. UwU As uWu they xDD pass >_> by, xDD pwuck :3 Casca uWu by OwO the sweeve, 
And ^.^ he wiww, aftew his ^w^ souw x3 fashion, tell you 
What ;;w;; hath proceeded >w< wowthy ^-^ nyote ^w^ today. 
BWUTUS. I uWu wiww ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. But, ÚwÚ wook you, Cassius, 
The :3 angwy xDD spot doth gwow uWu on Caesar's brow, 
And >w< aww OwO the west ÚwÚ wook >_< wike :3 a chidden uWu twain: 
>_< Cawpuwnyia's ^-^ cheek :3 is pawe, ÚwÚ and x3 Cicewo 
Looks with such >_< fewwet ÚwÚ and such :33 fiewy eyes 
UwU As ^-^ we ^.^ have uWu seen him in OwO the Capitow, 
>_> Being ;;w;; cwoss'd in >w< confewence uWu by >w< some senyatows. 
UwU CASSIUS. :3 Casca uWu wiww tell OwO us what OwO the matter is. 
CAESAW. UwU Antonyio! 
^-^ ANTONY. Caesar? 
CAESAW. >_> Wet me ^.^ have x3 men about me UwU that awe fat, 
^w^ Sweek-headed ^-^ men, ÚwÚ and such as ;;w;; sweep o' uWu nyights: 
:33 Yond ^w^ Cassius >_> has :3 a lean ÚwÚ and x3 hungwy look; 
ÚwÚ He OwO thinks xDD too :33 much; such x3 men awe dangewous. 
^-^ ANTONY. OwO Feaw him ;;w;; nyot, xDD Caesaw; :33 he's ^.^ nyot dangerous; 
ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a x3 nyobwe Woman ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww >_> given. 
CAESAW. Wouwd ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe fattew! But I ;;w;; feaw him ;;w;; nyot, 
>_> Yet ^-^ if my name ;;w;; wewe UwU wiabwe ^-^ to feaw, 
I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow OwO the man I shouwd UwU avoid 
^w^ So >_> soon as UwU that spawe >w< Cassius. ÚwÚ He weads xDD much, 
ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a gweat xDD obsewvew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he looks 
OwO Quite OwO thwough OwO the deeds >_> of ^-^ men. ÚwÚ He loves nyo ;;w;; pways, 
UwU As :3 thou dost, Antony; ^.^ he ÚwÚ heaws nyo x3 music; 
xDD Sewdom ^.^ he smiles, ÚwÚ and >_> smiwes in such :3 a sort 
UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ he ÚwÚ mock'd ^-^ himsewf ÚwÚ and scorn'd his spirit 
:33 That :33 couwd >w< be ÚwÚ muvd ^-^ to >_> smiwe at ;;w;; anything. 
Such x3 men as ^.^ he >w< be never at ^w^ heawt's >_> ease 
ÚwÚ Whiwes uWu they >w< behowd :3 a gweatew than themsewves, 
And OwO thewefowe awe uWu they vewy dangewous. 
I wathew tell ÚwÚ thee what :3 is ^-^ to >w< be >_< feaw'd 
>w< Than what I feaw, uWu fow :33 awways I x3 am Caesar. 
Come uWu on my ^.^ wight ;;w;; hand, uWu fow :3 this ear :3 is >_< deaf, 
And tell me ^.^ twuwy what :3 thou think'st >_> of >_> him. 
Sennet. >_< Exeunt Caesar ÚwÚ and >w< aww his Twain uWu but ÚwÚ Casca. 
ÚwÚ CASCA. You uWu puww'd me uWu by OwO the cwoak; would you speak with x3 me? 
BWUTUS. >w< Ay, Casca, tell OwO us what ;;w;; hath OwO chanced ^.^ today 
:33 That Caesar looks OwO so :33 sad. 
ÚwÚ CASCA. ÚwÚ Why, you ;;w;; wewe with ^w^ him, ;;w;; wewe you not? 
BWUTUS. I shouwd ^.^ nyot then ÚwÚ ask :3 Casca what xDD had >w< chanced. 
ÚwÚ CASCA. ÚwÚ Why, there ÚwÚ was :3 a :3 cwown :33 offewed ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and being :33 offewed ^w^ him, 
^.^ he >w< put ^.^ it uWu by with OwO the xDD back >_> of his ;;w;; hand, thus, ÚwÚ and then OwO the 
^w^ peopwe feww ashouting. 
BWUTUS. What ÚwÚ was OwO the uWu second ^w^ nyoise xDD fow? 
ÚwÚ CASCA. ÚwÚ Why, uWu fow UwU that ^w^ too. 
UwU CASSIUS. ^.^ They ^w^ shouted xDD thwice. What ÚwÚ was OwO the last x3 cwy xDD fow? 
ÚwÚ CASCA. ÚwÚ Why, uWu fow UwU that ^w^ too. 
BWUTUS. >_> Was OwO the :3 cwown :33 offewed him UwU thwice? 
ÚwÚ CASCA. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, ^w^ wast, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >w< put ^.^ it uWu by :3 thwice, every UwU time >_< gentwew 
than xDD othew, ÚwÚ and at every OwO putting uWu by >_< minye >w< honyest neighbors 
shouted. 
UwU CASSIUS. OwO Who :33 offewed him OwO the crown? 
ÚwÚ CASCA. ÚwÚ Why, x3 Antony. 
BWUTUS. >_> Teww OwO us OwO the manner >_> of it, gentwe ÚwÚ Casca. 
ÚwÚ CASCA. I can as ;;w;; weww >w< be ;;w;; hang'd as tell OwO the manner >_> of it. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was 
mere foowewy; I >_> did ^.^ nyot mark it. I ^-^ saw >_< Mawk Antony :3 offew him :3 a 
:3 cwown ^w^ (yet 'twas ^.^ nyot :3 a :3 cwown neither, 'twas ^-^ onye >_> of ^.^ these 
coronets) :3 and, as I told you, ^.^ he >w< put ^.^ it uWu by ^-^ once. But uWu fow >w< aww 
UwU that, ^-^ to my ^-^ thinking, ^.^ he would fain ^.^ have xDD had it. ;;w;; Then ^.^ he :33 offewed 
^.^ it ^-^ to him ÚwÚ again; then ^.^ he >w< put ^.^ it uWu by again. But, ^-^ to my ^-^ thinking, ^.^ he 
ÚwÚ was vewy loath ^-^ to uWu way his fingers x3 off it. And then ^.^ he :33 offewed ^.^ it 
OwO the third time; ^.^ he >w< put ^.^ it OwO the third UwU time ^.^ by; ÚwÚ and still as ^.^ he 
uWu wefused it, OwO the wabbwement >w< hooted ÚwÚ and clapped theiw ^-^ chopped ^.^ hands 
ÚwÚ and >w< thwew OwO up theiw UwU sweaty >_< nyightcaps ÚwÚ and UwU uttewed such :3 a ^-^ deaw >_> of 
uWu stinking >_> bweath ^.^ because Caesar uWu wefused OwO the :3 cwown UwU that ^.^ it xDD had 
^w^ awmost x3 choked Caesaw, uWu fow ^.^ he uWu swounded ÚwÚ and feww ;;w;; down at it. And 
uWu fow >_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, I durst ^.^ nyot waugh uWu fow ;;w;; feaw >_> of openying my lips 
ÚwÚ and :3 weceiving OwO the OwO bad air. 
UwU CASSIUS. But, soft, I pray you, what, >_> did uWu Caesaws ^-^ wound? 
ÚwÚ CASCA. ÚwÚ He feww ;;w;; down in OwO the UwU mawketpwace ÚwÚ and foamed at OwO mouth ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ was 
>w< speechwess. 
BWUTUS. ^.^ 'Tis vewy like. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath OwO the fawwing sickness. 
UwU CASSIUS. No, Caesar ;;w;; hath ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, uWu but you, ÚwÚ and OwO I, 
And >w< honyest Casca, ^-^ we ^.^ have OwO the fawwing sickness. 
ÚwÚ CASCA. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what you UwU mean uWu by UwU that, uWu but I x3 am ^w^ suwe Caesar feww 
down. >w< If OwO the ÚwÚ tagwag ^w^ peopwe >_> did ^.^ nyot cwap him ÚwÚ and uWu hiss him 
>w< accowding as ^.^ he ÚwÚ pweased ÚwÚ and x3 dispweased ;;w;; them, as uWu they ;;w;; use ^-^ to ^-^ do 
OwO the ;;w;; pwayews in OwO the x3 theatwe, I x3 am nyo OwO twue xDD man. 
BWUTUS. What ^w^ said ^.^ he when ^.^ he came x3 unto >w< himsewf? 
ÚwÚ CASCA. x3 Mawwy, before ^.^ he feww down, when ^.^ he xDD pewceived OwO the ^w^ common 
hewd ÚwÚ was ^.^ gwad ^.^ he uWu wefused OwO the UwU cwown, ^.^ he ÚwÚ pwucked me ;;w;; ope his ÚwÚ doubwet 
ÚwÚ and :33 offewed them his ^w^ thwoat ^-^ to xDD cut. An xDD had >_< been :3 a man >_> of ^-^ any 
occupation, ^-^ if I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have :3 taken him at :3 a ;;w;; wowd, I would I 
UwU might >w< go ^-^ to heww UwU among OwO the OwO wogues. And OwO so ^.^ he feww. When ^.^ he came 
^-^ to ^-^ himsewf uWu again, ^.^ he said, ^-^ if ^.^ he xDD had x3 donye ^w^ ow ^w^ said ^w^ anything amiss, 
^.^ he desiwed theiw :3 wowships ^-^ to ÚwÚ think ^.^ it ÚwÚ was his >_> infiwmity. >_< Thwee ^w^ ow 
;;w;; fouw wenches xDD whewe I ÚwÚ stood cwied, "Alas, good souw!" ÚwÚ and OwO fowgave 
him with >w< aww theiw ^-^ heawts. But :33 thewe's nyo ^w^ heed ^-^ to >w< be :3 taken >_> of 
them; ^-^ if Caesar xDD had OwO stabbed theiw >w< mothews, uWu they would ^.^ have x3 donye 
nyo less. 
BWUTUS. And aftew UwU that ^.^ he >w< came, ;;w;; thus sad, >_> away? 
ÚwÚ CASCA. ÚwÚ Ay. 
UwU CASSIUS. OwO Did x3 Cicewo uWu say xDD anything? 
ÚwÚ CASCA. >w< Ay, ^.^ he xDD spoke >_> Gweek. 
UwU CASSIUS. ÚwÚ To what effect? 
ÚwÚ CASCA. ;;w;; Nyay, OwO an I tell you UwU that, I'll :33 nye'ew ÚwÚ wook you >w< i' OwO the ;;w;; face 
ÚwÚ again; uWu but x3 those UwU that understood him UwU smiwed at ^-^ onye another ÚwÚ and 
shook theiw x3 heads; uWu but uWu fow >_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was UwU Gweek ^-^ to >_> me. I 
:33 couwd tell you ^-^ mowe UwU nyews xDD too: Marullus ÚwÚ and Fwavius, uWu fow :3 puwwing 
scarfs x3 off Caesar's ^w^ images, awe >w< put ^-^ to silence. Fawe you :33 weww. 
Thewe ÚwÚ was ^-^ mowe foolery >_> yet, ^-^ if :33 couwd wemembew it. 
UwU CASSIUS. uWu Wiww you sup with me uWu tonyight, :33 Casca? 
ÚwÚ CASCA. No, I x3 am promised fowth. 
UwU CASSIUS. uWu Wiww you uWu dinye with me ;;w;; tomowwow? 
ÚwÚ CASCA. >w< Ay, ^-^ if I >w< be alive, ÚwÚ and >_> youw :33 mind >_< howd, ÚwÚ and >_> youw ;;w;; dinnyew wowth 
OwO the uWu eating. 
UwU CASSIUS. OwO Good, I uWu wiww OwO expect you. 
ÚwÚ CASCA. Do so, ^.^ faweweww, >_> both. UwU Exit. 
BWUTUS. What :3 a >w< bwunt :3 fewwow :3 is :3 this UwU gwown ^-^ to xDD be! 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was uWu quick mettle when ^.^ he went ^-^ to ;;w;; schoow. 
UwU CASSIUS. ^w^ So :3 is ^.^ he :3 nyow in >_> execution 
x3 Of ^-^ any bowd ^w^ ow x3 nyobwe OwO entewpwise, 
Howevew ^.^ he ^-^ puts uWu on :3 this tawdy fowm. 
:3 This wudenyess :3 is :3 a :33 sauce ^-^ to his good wit, 
^w^ Which gives x3 men stomach ^-^ to OwO digest his uWu wowds 
x3 With better appetite. 
BWUTUS. And OwO so ^.^ it is. >_< Fow :3 this UwU time I uWu wiww xDD weave you. 
Tomowwow, ^-^ if you >w< pwease ^-^ to speak with uWu me, 
I uWu wiww come UwU home ^-^ to you, ;;w;; ow, ^-^ if you wiww, 
Come UwU home ^-^ to me ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww OwO wait uWu fow you. 
UwU CASSIUS. I uWu wiww ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. ;;w;; Tiww then, ÚwÚ think >_> of OwO the world. 
Exit ;;w;; Bwutus. 
Weww, Bwutus, :3 thou art nyobwe; >_> yet, I UwU see 
x3 Thy >w< honyowabwe mettle ^-^ may >w< be wrought 
From UwU that ^.^ it :3 is xDD disposed; OwO thewefowe ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ meet 
:33 That x3 nyobwe ^w^ minds ^-^ keep >w< evew with theiw wikes; 
>_< Fow ^-^ who OwO so ^w^ fiwm UwU that cannyot >w< be >w< seduced? 
Caesar doth bear me xDD hawd, uWu but ^.^ he loves ;;w;; Bwutus. 
>w< If I ;;w;; wewe Bwutus :3 nyow ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe Cassius, 
ÚwÚ He shouwd ^.^ nyot humow >_> me. I uWu wiww :3 this night, 
UwU In uWu sevewaw x3 hands, in at his uWu windows :3 thwow, 
UwU As ^-^ if uWu they came ^-^ fwom uWu sevewaw >_< citizens, 
Writings, >w< aww :33 tending ^-^ to OwO the gweat >_< opinyion 
:33 That >_> Wome howds >_> of his uWu nyame, wherein ÚwÚ obscuwewy 
Caesar's ambition uWu shaww >w< be >_> gwanced OwO at. 
And aftew :3 this let Caesar x3 seat him suwe; 
>_< Fow ^-^ we uWu wiww >_< shake ^w^ him, ^w^ ow >_< wowse >_< days endure. UwU Exit. 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
OwO A street. :33 Thundew ÚwÚ and lightning. 

OwO Entew, ^-^ fwom >w< opposite :3 sides, Casca, with his >_< swowd ÚwÚ dwawn, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Cicewo. 

>_< CICEWO. Good >_< even, ÚwÚ Casca. Brought you Caesar :3 home? 
UwU Why awe you bweathwess, ÚwÚ and x3 why ^-^ stawe you so? 
ÚwÚ CASCA. uWu Awe ^.^ nyot you moved, when >w< aww OwO the ^.^ sway >_> of :3 eawth 
:33 Shakes >_< wike :3 a xDD thing >_< unfiwm? :3 O x3 Cicewo, 
I ^.^ have uWu seen tempests when OwO the scolding x3 winds 
>_< Have rived OwO the ^-^ knyotty oaks, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have uWu seen 
The ambitious :33 ocean sweww ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wage ÚwÚ and foam 
ÚwÚ To >w< be exawted with OwO the ^w^ thweatenying ÚwÚ cwouds, 
But never ÚwÚ tiww uWu tonyight, never ÚwÚ tiww nyow, 
OwO Did I >w< go OwO thwough :3 a ^w^ tempest dropping >w< fiwe. 
x3 Eithew there :3 is :3 a civil stwife in UwU heaven, 
Ow ewse OwO the x3 wowwd xDD too ;;w;; saucy with OwO the UwU gods 
^.^ Incenses them ^-^ to ^-^ send ^w^ destwuction. 
>_< CICEWO. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ saw you ^w^ anything ^-^ mowe wonderful? 
ÚwÚ CASCA. OwO A ^w^ common UwU swave- you xDD knyow him ;;w;; weww uWu by ^w^ sight- 
Held OwO up his weft ;;w;; hand, ;;w;; which >_> did flame ÚwÚ and >_< buwn 
;;w;; Wike twenty torches xDD join'd, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet his hand 
:3 Nyot sensible >_> of x3 fiwe remain'd unscorch'd. 
^-^ Besides- I UwU ha' ^.^ nyot >_< since >w< put OwO up my swowd- 
uWu Against OwO the Capitow I met :3 a ;;w;; wion, 
OwO Who gwaz'd x3 upon me ÚwÚ and went suwwy uWu by 
Without annoying >_> me. And there ;;w;; wewe :33 dwawn 
:3 Upon :3 a ^-^ heap :3 a ^-^ hundwed ghastwy >w< women 
UwU Twansfowmed with theiw feaw, ^-^ who :33 swowe uWu they ^-^ saw 
Men >w< aww in x3 fiwe ÚwÚ wawk OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down OwO the >_< stweets. 
And yesterday OwO the biwd >_> of night >_> did ^-^ sit 
>_< Even at nyoonday x3 upon OwO the ;;w;; mawketpwace, 
>_> Howwing ÚwÚ and shwieking. When ^.^ these UwU pwodigies 
Do OwO so conjointly :33 meet, let ^.^ nyot x3 men uWu say 
"These awe theiw weasons; uWu they awe natural": 
>_< Fow I believe uWu they awe powtentous >w< things 
^.^ Unto OwO the >_> cwimate UwU that uWu they point upon. 
>_< CICEWO. ;;w;; Indeed, ^.^ it :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ stwange-disposed xDD time. 
But x3 men ^-^ may UwU constwue >w< things aftew theiw x3 fashion, 
Clean ^-^ fwom OwO the OwO puwpose >_> of OwO the >w< things :3 themsewves. 
x3 Comes Caesar ^-^ to OwO the Capitow ;;w;; tomowwow? 
ÚwÚ CASCA. ÚwÚ He :33 doth, uWu fow ^.^ he >_> did ;;w;; bid ^-^ Antonyio 
>_> Send >_> wowd ^-^ to you ^.^ he would >w< be there x3 tomowwow. 
>_< CICEWO. Good then, ÚwÚ Casca. :3 This disturbed OwO sky 
^-^ Is ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ÚwÚ wawk in. 
ÚwÚ CASCA. Faweweww, ÚwÚ Cicewo. Exit ÚwÚ Cicewo. 

x3 Entew >w< Cassius. 

UwU CASSIUS. >w< Who's thewe? 
ÚwÚ CASCA. OwO A x3 Woman. 
UwU CASSIUS. Casca, uWu by >_> youw ÚwÚ voice. 
ÚwÚ CASCA. Your ear :3 is :33 good. Cassius, what night :3 is x3 this! 
UwU CASSIUS. OwO A vewy >w< pweasing night ^-^ to >w< honyest ^-^ men. 
ÚwÚ CASCA. OwO Who >w< evew knew OwO the uWu heavens menyace so? 
UwU CASSIUS. Those UwU that ^.^ have OwO knyown OwO the :3 eawth OwO so :33 fuww >_> of ^w^ fauwts. 
>_< Fow my UwU pawt, I ^.^ have uWu wawk'd about OwO the stweets, 
>_> Submitting me x3 unto OwO the perilous night, 
And ;;w;; thus ;;w;; unbwaced, Casca, as you >_> see, 
>_< Have bawed my uWu bosom ^-^ to OwO the thunderstone; 
And when OwO the cross blue :3 wightnying >w< seem'd ^-^ to open 
The uWu bweast >_> of UwU heaven, I >_> did ÚwÚ pwesent ^-^ mysewf 
>_< Even in OwO the ^-^ aim ÚwÚ and vewy flash >_> of it. 
ÚwÚ CASCA. But xDD whewefowe >_> did you OwO so >w< much >_> tempt OwO the ^w^ heavens? 
^w^ It :3 is OwO the part >_> of x3 men ^-^ to ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and ^.^ twembwe 
When OwO the UwU most :3 mighty UwU gods uWu by ^w^ tokens ^-^ send 
Such dreadful heralds ^-^ to ;;w;; astonyish ÚwÚ us. 
UwU CASSIUS. You awe dull, Casca, ÚwÚ and x3 those >_> spawks >_> of life 
:33 That shouwd >w< be in :3 a Woman you ^-^ do ;;w;; want, 
Ow ewse you ;;w;; use not. You ÚwÚ wook OwO pawe ÚwÚ and xDD gaze 
And >w< put uWu on ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and UwU cast yourself in wonder 
ÚwÚ To UwU see OwO the ÚwÚ stwange :3 impatience >_> of OwO the x3 heavens. 
But ^-^ if you would consider OwO the OwO twue cause 
UwU Why >w< aww ^.^ these xDD fiwes, x3 why >w< aww ^.^ these gliding :33 ghosts, 
UwU Why :33 biwds ÚwÚ and ^.^ beasts ^-^ fwom ;;w;; quawity ÚwÚ and kind, 
UwU Why ^.^ owd ^-^ men, fools, ÚwÚ and chiwdwen ;;w;; cawcuwate, 
UwU Why >w< aww ^.^ these >w< things >_> change ^-^ fwom theiw :3 owdinyance, 
Their OwO nyatuwes, ÚwÚ and :33 pwefowmed ^-^ facuwties 
ÚwÚ To monstrous x3 quawity, >_> why, you uWu shaww find 
:33 That >w< heaven ;;w;; hath infused them with ^.^ these uWu spiwits 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make them xDD instwuments >_> of ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and wawnying 
^.^ Unto >w< some monstrous state. 
Nyow :33 couwd OwO I, Casca, name ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee :3 a man 
uWu Most >_< wike :3 this dreadful night, 
:33 That :33 thundews, lightens, opens gwaves, ÚwÚ and ^w^ woaws 
UwU As doth OwO the x3 wion in OwO the Capitow, 
OwO A man nyo :33 mightiew than thyself ^w^ ow me 
UwU In OwO pewsonyaw x3 action, ÚwÚ yet pwodigious UwU gwown 
And feawfuw, as ^.^ these ÚwÚ stwange eruptions >_> awe. 
ÚwÚ CASCA. ^.^ 'Tis Caesar UwU that you >_> mean, :3 is ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ Cassius? 
UwU CASSIUS. >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be ^-^ who ^.^ it ;;w;; is, uWu fow Womans :3 nyow 
>_< Have >w< thews ÚwÚ and wimbs >_< wike ^-^ to theiw ancestows. 
But, >_> woe OwO the whiwe! Our ^w^ fathews' ^w^ minds awe OwO dead, 
And ^-^ we awe guvwn'd with ^-^ ouw mothers' spirits; 
Our ^.^ yoke ÚwÚ and sufferance show OwO us womanyish. 
ÚwÚ CASCA. :3 Indeed uWu they uWu say OwO the xDD senyatows tomorrow 
xDD Mean ^-^ to establish Caesar as :3 a ^-^ king, 
And ^.^ he uWu shaww wear his :3 cwown uWu by ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ and ^.^ wand 
UwU In every place :33 save here in :3 Itawy. 
UwU CASSIUS. I xDD knyow xDD whewe I uWu wiww wear :3 this dagger then: 
^w^ Cassius ^-^ fwom >w< bondage uWu wiww x3 dewivew >w< Cassius. 
>w< Thewein, ye >_< gods, you ^-^ make OwO the uWu weak UwU most OwO stwong; 
>w< Thewein, ye >_< gods, you tyrants ^-^ do :33 defeat. 
Nyow :33 stony tower, :3 nyow >_< wawws >_> of >_> beaten xDD bwass, 
Nyow airless ^.^ dungeon, :3 nyow >w< stwong links >_> of iwon 
^w^ Can >w< be ;;w;; wetentive ^-^ to OwO the OwO stwength >_> of spirit; 
But xDD wife, being x3 weawy >_> of ^.^ these :33 wowwdwy baws, 
uWu Nyevew lacks power ^-^ to UwU dismiss itself. 
>w< If I xDD knyow this, xDD knyow >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd ÚwÚ besides, 
:33 That part >_> of ^w^ tywanny UwU that I ^-^ do bear 
I can >_< shake x3 off at ÚwÚ pweasuwe. :33 Thundew ^.^ stiww. 
ÚwÚ CASCA. ^w^ So can :3 I. 
^w^ So every OwO bondman in his >_> own hand uWu beaws 
The power ^-^ to xDD cancew his captivity. 
UwU CASSIUS. And x3 why shouwd Caesar >w< be :3 a >_> tywant ^.^ then? 
OwO Poow ^w^ man! I xDD knyow ^.^ he would ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 a ^.^ wowf 
But UwU that ^.^ he >_> sees OwO the Womans awe uWu but sheep. 
ÚwÚ He ;;w;; wewe nyo ;;w;; wion, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot Womans >_< hinds. 
Those UwU that with haste uWu wiww ^-^ make :3 a :3 mighty x3 fiwe 
xDD Begin ^.^ it with uWu weak straws. What trash :3 is Wome, 
What :3 wubbish, ÚwÚ and what ;;w;; offaw, when ^.^ it sewves 
>_< Fow OwO the base matter ^-^ to iwwuminyate 
^w^ So :3 viwe :3 a xDD thing as Caesar? But, :3 O gwief, 
:3 Whewe x3 hast :3 thou wed x3 me? I UwU pewhaps speak :3 this 
Before :3 a willing :3 bondman; then I xDD knyow 
UwU My ÚwÚ answew >w< must >w< be ^.^ made. But I x3 am arm'd, 
And dangews awe ^-^ to me :3 indiffewent. 
ÚwÚ CASCA. You speak ^-^ to Casca, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to such :3 a man 
:33 That :3 is nyo ÚwÚ fweewing ^w^ teww-tawe. ^-^ Howd, my hand. 
Be factious uWu fow redress >_> of >w< aww ^.^ these ^.^ gwiefs, 
And I uWu wiww xDD set :3 this foot >_> of >_< minye as :3 faw 
UwU As ^-^ who :33 goes x3 fawthest. 
UwU CASSIUS. There's :3 a :3 bawgain ^.^ made. 
Nyow xDD knyow you, Casca, I ^.^ have ÚwÚ muvd already 
uWu Some ÚwÚ cewtain >_> of OwO the >_> nyobwest-minded Womans 
ÚwÚ To undewgo with me OwO an enterprise 
x3 Of honyowabwe-dangewous >_< consequence; 
And I ^-^ do xDD knyow uWu by this, uWu they stay uWu fow me 
UwU In Pompey's Powch. >_< Fow nyow, :3 this xDD feawfuw night, 
Thewe :3 is nyo :33 stiw ^w^ ow walking in OwO the stweets, 
And OwO the complexion >_> of OwO the element 
UwU In favor's >_< wike OwO the wowk ^-^ we ^.^ have in ;;w;; hand, 
uWu Most bwoody, ÚwÚ fiewy, ÚwÚ and UwU most terrible. 

x3 Entew >w< Cinnya. 

ÚwÚ CASCA. Stand :33 cwose uWu awhiwe, uWu fow here comes ^-^ onye in UwU haste. 
UwU CASSIUS. ^.^ 'Tis Cinnya, I ^-^ do xDD knyow him uWu by his >_> gait; 
ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a >w< fwiend. Cinnya, xDD whewe haste you so? 
^-^ CINNyA. ÚwÚ To find >_< out you. >w< Who's ÚwÚ that? Metellus Cimbew? 
UwU CASSIUS. No, ^.^ it :3 is Casca, ^-^ onye incorporate 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ ouw attempts. OwO Am I ^.^ nyot :33 stay'd for, ^.^ Cinnya? 
^-^ CINNyA. I x3 am ^.^ gwad on't. What :3 a xDD feawfuw night :3 is x3 this! 
There's two ^w^ ow three >_> of OwO us ^.^ have uWu seen ÚwÚ stwange sights. 
UwU CASSIUS. OwO Am I ^.^ nyot :33 stay'd xDD fow? >_> Teww >_> me. 
^-^ CINNyA. x3 Yes, you >_> awe. 
:3 O Cassius, ^-^ if you :33 couwd 
But ^.^ win OwO the x3 nyobwe Bwutus ^-^ to ^-^ ouw party- 
UwU CASSIUS. Be you ÚwÚ content. Good Cinnya, UwU take :3 this paper, 
And ÚwÚ wook you uWu way ^.^ it in OwO the praetor's ^w^ chaiw, 
:3 Whewe Bwutus ^-^ may uWu but find xDD it; ÚwÚ and thwow :3 this 
UwU In at his window; xDD set :3 this OwO up with wax 
:3 Upon ^.^ owd ^w^ Bwutus' statue. ^-^ Aww :3 this >_< donye, 
Repair ^-^ to Pompey's >_< Powch, xDD whewe you uWu shaww find ÚwÚ us. 
^-^ Is ^-^ Decius Bwutus ÚwÚ and Trebonius thewe? 
^-^ CINNyA. ^-^ Aww uWu but Metellus ^-^ Cimbew, ÚwÚ and :33 he's gonye 
ÚwÚ To >w< seek you at >_> youw >_< house. Weww, I uWu wiww UwU hie 
And OwO so bestow ^.^ these papers as you bade >_> me. 
UwU CASSIUS. :33 That >_< donye, wepaiw ^-^ to Pompey's ;;w;; Theatwe. 
Exit >w< Cinnya. 
^w^ Come, Casca, you ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ÚwÚ yet ewe :3 day 
^w^ See Bwutus at his >_< house. >_< Thwee pawts >_> of him 
^-^ Is ^w^ ouws uWu awweady, ÚwÚ and OwO the man uWu entiwe 
:3 Upon OwO the next uWu encountew >w< yiewds him ^-^ ouws. 
ÚwÚ CASCA. :33 O, ^.^ he OwO sits UwU high in >w< aww OwO the people's hearts, 
And UwU that ;;w;; which would :3 appeaw >_> offense in >w< us, 
His countenyance, >_< wike uWu wichest OwO awchemy, 
uWu Wiww >_> change ^-^ to :3 viwtue ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ÚwÚ wowthinyess. 
UwU CASSIUS. :3 Him ÚwÚ and his wowth ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw gweat :3 nyeed >_> of him 
You ^.^ have ^.^ wight ;;w;; weww ^.^ conceited. >_> Wet OwO us ÚwÚ go, 
>_< Fow ^.^ it :3 is aftew UwU midnyight, ÚwÚ and ewe :3 day 
We uWu wiww :33 awake him ÚwÚ and >w< be ^w^ suwe >_> of >_> him. OwO Exeunt. 




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^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 

x3 Entew Bwutus in his x3 owchawd. 

BWUTUS. >_> What, >_< Wucius, UwU ho! 
I :33 cannyot, uWu by OwO the ^-^ pwogwess >_> of OwO the staws, 
>w< Give ^.^ guess how ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ to day. >_< Wucius, I :33 say! 
I would ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe my fauwt ^-^ to ;;w;; sweep OwO so soundly. 
^w^ When, >_< Wucius, when? >_> Awake, I :33 say! >_> What, ÚwÚ Wucius! 

x3 Entew Wucius. 

UwU WUCIUS. UwU Caww'd you, my UwU wowd? 
BWUTUS. UwU Get me :3 a x3 tapew in my study, Wucius. 
When ^.^ it :3 is :33 wighted, come ÚwÚ and caww me here. 
UwU WUCIUS. I wiww, my :33 wowd. UwU Exit. 
BWUTUS. ^w^ It >w< must >w< be uWu by his >_< death, :3 and, uWu fow my UwU pawt, 
I xDD knyow nyo OwO pewsonyaw cause ^-^ to x3 spuwn at ^w^ him, 
But uWu fow OwO the ^.^ genyewaw. ÚwÚ He would >w< be xDD cwown'd: 
OwO How UwU that UwU might >_> change his UwU nyatuwe, :33 thewe's OwO the :33 question. 
^w^ It :3 is OwO the UwU bwight :3 day UwU that brings :3 fowth OwO the x3 addew 
And UwU that x3 cwaves wawy >_< wawking. Crown him UwU that, 
And then, I :33 gwant, ^-^ we >w< put :3 a sting in him 
:33 That at his uWu wiww ^.^ he ^-^ may ^-^ do danger OwO with. 
The ^w^ abuse >_> of greatness :3 is when ^.^ it disjoins 
^-^ Wemowse ^-^ fwom :33 powew, :3 and, ^-^ to speak >w< twuth >_> of Caesaw, 
I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot OwO knyown when his ÚwÚ affections xDD sway'd 
Mowe than his reason. But 'tis :3 a ^w^ common >_> pwoof 
:33 That x3 wowwinyess :3 is x3 young ambition's xDD waddew, 
xDD Wheweto OwO the climber-upward ;;w;; tuwns his ^.^ face; 
But when ^.^ he UwU once uWu attains OwO the x3 upmost :33 wound, 
ÚwÚ He then x3 unto OwO the ÚwÚ waddew ;;w;; tuwns his ^w^ back, 
Looks in OwO the ÚwÚ cwouds, scorning OwO the base degrees 
By ;;w;; which ^.^ he >_> did ÚwÚ ascend. ^w^ So Caesar :3 may; 
>_> Then, west ^.^ he >w< may, pwevent. And, >_< since OwO the >_< quawwew 
uWu Wiww bear nyo ^w^ cowow uWu fow OwO the xDD thing ^.^ he ;;w;; is, 
>_> Fashion ^.^ it thus, UwU that what ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ;;w;; augmented, 
Wouwd run ^-^ to ^.^ these ÚwÚ and ^.^ these extwemities; 
And OwO thewefowe ÚwÚ think him as :3 a serpent's egg 
^w^ Which xDD hatch'd would as his >w< kind gwow xDD mischievous, 
And :33 kiww him in OwO the sheww. 

;;w;; We-entew Wucius. 

UwU WUCIUS. The x3 tapew :33 buwnyeth in >_> youw ;;w;; cwoset, sir. 
>_< Seawching OwO the ^w^ window uWu fow :3 a fwint I ;;w;; found 
:3 This paper ;;w;; thus seal'd uWu up, ÚwÚ and I x3 am ^w^ suwe 
^w^ It >_> did ^.^ nyot lie there when I went ^-^ to bed. 
Gives him OwO the letter. 
BWUTUS. UwU Get you ^-^ to bed uWu again, ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot day. 
^-^ Is ^.^ nyot ^.^ tomowwow, OwO boy, OwO the >_< ides >_> of March? 
UwU WUCIUS. I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, sir. 
BWUTUS. Wook in OwO the ÚwÚ cawendaw ÚwÚ and bwing me :33 wowd. 
UwU WUCIUS. I wiww, sir. UwU Exit. 
BWUTUS. The exhalations :33 whizzing in OwO the ÚwÚ aiw 
>w< Give OwO so >w< much ^.^ wight UwU that I ^-^ may ;;w;; wead uWu by ^.^ them. 
^.^ Opens OwO the letter ÚwÚ and reads. 
x3 "Bwutus, :3 thou uWu sweep'st: :33 awake ÚwÚ and UwU see thysewf! 
:33 Shaww Wome, etc. xDD Speak, ^.^ stwike, >_> wedwess!" 

x3 "Bwutus, :3 thou uWu sweep'st: awake!" 
Such :33 instigations ^.^ have >_< been >_< often >_> dwopp'd 
:3 Whewe I ^.^ have took them :33 up. 
"Shaww Wome, :33 etc." ÚwÚ Thus >w< must I piece ^.^ it >_< out. 
:33 Shaww >_> Wome ^.^ stand uWu undew ^-^ onye ÚwÚ man's :33 awe? >_> What, Rome? 
UwU My ^w^ ancestows >_> did ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< stweets >_> of >_> Wome 
The UwU Tawquin ^.^ dwive, when ^.^ he ÚwÚ was xDD caww'd :3 a xDD king. 
"Speak, ^.^ stwike, >_> wedwess!" OwO Am I entweated 
ÚwÚ To speak ÚwÚ and ^-^ stwike? :3 O Wome, I ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; pwomise, 
>w< If OwO the redress uWu wiww x3 fowwow, :3 thou receivest 
x3 Thy :33 fuww >_> petition at OwO the hand >_> of x3 Bwutus! 

;;w;; We-entew Wucius. 

UwU WUCIUS. >_> Siw, ÚwÚ Mawch :3 is ^.^ wasted ^w^ fifteen ^.^ days. 
>_< Knyocking within. 
BWUTUS. ^.^ 'Tis :33 good. uWu Go ^-^ to OwO the gate, >_< somebody knocks. 
Exit Wucius. 
x3 Since ^w^ Cassius ^.^ fiwst >_> did :33 whet me x3 against Caesar 
I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot x3 swept. 
>w< Between OwO the :33 acting >_> of :3 a dreadful xDD thing 
And OwO the ^.^ fiwst ^w^ motion, >w< aww OwO the intewim :3 is 
;;w;; Wike :3 a ^-^ phantasma ^w^ ow :3 a hideous ^-^ dweam; 
The genyius ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 mowtaw xDD instwuments 
uWu Awe then in counciw, ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO state >_> of man, 
;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a wittwe UwU kingdom, >w< suffews then 
The ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of OwO an ;;w;; insuwwection. 

;;w;; We-entew Wucius. 

UwU WUCIUS. >_> Siw, 'tis >_> youw bwothew ^w^ Cassius at OwO the doow, 
OwO Who doth desiwe ^-^ to UwU see you. 
BWUTUS. ^-^ Is ^.^ he >_< awonye? 
UwU WUCIUS. No, ;;w;; siw, there awe ^-^ mowe with >_> him. 
BWUTUS. Do you xDD knyow >w< them? 
UwU WUCIUS. No, ;;w;; siw, theiw ^w^ hats awe UwU pwuck'd about theiw eaws, 
And half theiw faces buwied in theiw OwO cwoaks, 
:33 That uWu by nyo :3 means I ^-^ may ÚwÚ discuvw them 
By ^-^ any mark >_> of :3 favow. 
BWUTUS. >_> Wet >w< 'em >_> entew. Exit Wucius. 
^.^ They awe OwO the >_< faction. :3 O Conspiwacy, 
OwO Shamest :3 thou ^-^ to show >w< thy dangewous uWu bwow uWu by night, 
When x3 eviws awe UwU most free? :33 O, then, uWu by :3 day 
:3 Whewe xDD wiwt :3 thou find :3 a :3 cavewn dark enough 
ÚwÚ To UwU mask >w< thy monstrous UwU visage? >_< Seek x3 nyonye, x3 Conspiwacy; 
:33 Hide ^.^ it in >_> smiwes ÚwÚ and uWu affabiwity; 
>_< Fow ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ path, >w< thy ÚwÚ nyative sembwance OwO on, 
:3 Nyot Erebus itsewf ;;w;; wewe dim enough 
ÚwÚ To hide ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom UwU pwevention. 

x3 Entew OwO the conspirators, Cassius, Casca, >w< Decius, Cinnya, 
Metellus ^-^ Cimbew, ÚwÚ and Trebonius. 

UwU CASSIUS. I ÚwÚ think ^-^ we awe xDD too bowd x3 upon >_> youw ^-^ west. 
Good ^.^ mowwow, Bwutus, ^-^ do ^-^ we twoubwe you? 
BWUTUS. I ^.^ have >_< been OwO up :3 this xDD houw, :33 awake >w< aww ^-^ nyight. 
xDD Knyow I ^.^ these x3 men UwU that come ÚwÚ awong with you? 
UwU CASSIUS. x3 Yes, every man >_> of ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and nyo man here 
But ;;w;; honyows you, ÚwÚ and every ^-^ onye doth ^w^ wish 
You xDD had uWu but UwU that >_< opinyion >_> of yourself 
^w^ Which every x3 nyobwe Woman uWu beaws >_> of you. 
:3 This :3 is Trebonius. 
BWUTUS. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^-^ wewcome hithew. 
UwU CASSIUS. This, ^-^ Decius ;;w;; Bwutus. 
BWUTUS. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^-^ wewcome ^w^ too. 
UwU CASSIUS. This, :3 Casca; this, OwO Cinnya; ÚwÚ and this, Metellus :33 Cimbew. 
BWUTUS. ^.^ They awe >w< aww welcome. 
What watchful >_> cawes ^-^ do x3 intewpose themsewves 
ÚwÚ Betwixt >_> youw eyes ÚwÚ and :3 nyight? 
UwU CASSIUS. :33 Shaww I entweat :3 a UwU wowd? ^.^ They :3 whispew. 
>_> DECIUS. ;;w;; Hewe :3 wies OwO the ÚwÚ east. ^-^ Doth ^.^ nyot OwO the :3 day >_< bweak hewe? 
ÚwÚ CASCA. >_< Nyo. 
^-^ CINNyA. :33 O, pawdon, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ it :33 doth, ÚwÚ and yongwey >w< winyes 
:33 That ÚwÚ fwet OwO the clouds awe messengews >_> of day. 
ÚwÚ CASCA. You uWu shaww x3 confess UwU that you awe uWu both deceived. 
Here, as I point my ;;w;; swowd, OwO the >_< sun >_< awises, 
^w^ Which :3 is :3 a gweat uWu way ;;w;; gwowing uWu on OwO the uWu south, 
ÚwÚ Weighing OwO the youthfuw season >_> of OwO the xDD yeaw. 
uWu Some two ^.^ months x3 hence OwO up highew towawd OwO the >_< nyowth 
ÚwÚ He ^.^ fiwst pwesents his fire, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU high ^w^ east 
;;w;; Stands as OwO the Capitow, :33 diwectwy here. 
BWUTUS. >w< Give me >_> youw ^.^ hands >w< aww over, ^-^ onye uWu by ^w^ onye. 
UwU CASSIUS. And let OwO us uWu sweaw ^-^ ouw resolution. 
BWUTUS. No, ^.^ nyot OwO an uWu oath. >w< If ^.^ nyot OwO the ;;w;; face >_> of ^-^ men, 
The sufferance >_> of ^-^ ouw souls, OwO the >w< time's abuse- 
>w< If ^.^ these >w< be >w< motives ;;w;; weak, >_< bweak x3 off :3 betimes, 
And every man x3 hence ^-^ to his :33 idwe ^-^ bed; 
^w^ So let >_> high-sighted ^w^ tywanny ^.^ wange uWu on 
;;w;; Tiww OwO each man >_> dwop uWu by xDD wottewy. But ^-^ if :33 these, 
UwU As I x3 am ^w^ suwe uWu they uWu do, bear x3 fiwe enough 
ÚwÚ To uWu kindwe cowards ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >_< steew with ;;w;; vawow 
The melting uWu spiwits >_> of :3 women, then, countrymen, 
What :3 nyeed ^-^ we ^-^ any xDD spuw uWu but ^-^ ouw >_> own cause 
ÚwÚ To :3 pwick OwO us ^-^ to wedwess? What uWu othew bond 
>w< Than >w< secwet Womans UwU that ^.^ have xDD spoke OwO the >_> wowd 
And uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :33 pawtew? And what uWu othew OwO oath 
>w< Than xDD honyesty ^-^ to xDD honyesty ^.^ engaged 
:33 That :3 this uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ ow ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ faww uWu fow it? 
OwO Sweaw priests ÚwÚ and cowards ÚwÚ and x3 men cautelous, 
Old feebwe ÚwÚ cawwions ÚwÚ and such suffewing souws 
:33 That ^-^ wewcome wwongs; x3 unto OwO bad ÚwÚ causes uWu sweaw 
Such cweatuwes as x3 men ^w^ doubt; uWu but ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :33 stain 
The x3 even :3 viwtue >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO entewpwise, 
Nyow OwO the x3 insuppwessive mettle >_> of ^-^ ouw spiwits, 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think UwU that ^w^ ow ^-^ ouw cause ^w^ ow ^-^ ouw pewfowmance 
OwO Did :3 nyeed OwO an >_> oath; when every >_> dwop >_> of UwU bwood 
:33 That every Woman bears, ÚwÚ and ^w^ nyobwy bears, 
^-^ Is OwO guiwty >_> of :3 a uWu sevewaw OwO bastawdy 
>w< If ^.^ he ^-^ do >_< bweak OwO the >w< smawwest ^-^ pawticwe 
x3 Of ^-^ any pwomise UwU that ;;w;; hath ^w^ pass'd ^-^ fwom >_> him. 
UwU CASSIUS. But what >_> of ^w^ Cicewo? :33 Shaww ^-^ we :33 sound OwO him? 
I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ stand vewy >w< stwong with ÚwÚ us. 
ÚwÚ CASCA. >_> Wet OwO us ^.^ nyot xDD weave him >_< out. 
^-^ CINNyA. No, uWu by nyo ^w^ means. 
^.^ METEWWUS. :33 O, let OwO us ^.^ have ^w^ him, uWu fow his ÚwÚ siwvew ^w^ haiws 
uWu Wiww ^-^ puwchase OwO us :3 a good ^-^ opinyion, 
And ^-^ buy xDD men's OwO voices ^-^ to ÚwÚ commend ^-^ ouw >_< deeds. 
^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ said his ^w^ judgement ruled ^-^ ouw OwO hands; 
Our ^w^ youths ÚwÚ and uWu wiwdnyess uWu shaww nyo whit appear, 
But >w< aww >w< be buwied in his gwavity. 
BWUTUS. :33 O, name him not; let OwO us ^.^ nyot >_< bweak with ^w^ him, 
>_< Fow ^.^ he uWu wiww never follow ^w^ anything 
:33 That uWu othew x3 men begin. 
UwU CASSIUS. ;;w;; Then xDD weave him >_< out. 
ÚwÚ CASCA. :3 Indeed ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ fit. 
>_> DECIUS. :33 Shaww nyo man ewse >w< be ^w^ touch'd uWu but only Caesar? 
UwU CASSIUS. >w< Decius, ;;w;; weww >_> uwged. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ meet 
>_< Mawk ^.^ Antony, OwO so ;;w;; weww bewuvd >_> of Caesaw, 
;;w;; Shouwd ;;w;; outwive Caesar. We uWu shaww find >_> of him 
OwO A >_< shwewd xDD contwivew; ÚwÚ and you xDD knyow his means, 
>w< If ^.^ he improve ;;w;; them, ^-^ may ;;w;; weww ;;w;; stwetch OwO so :3 faw 
UwU As ^-^ to uWu annyoy OwO us aww, ;;w;; which ^-^ to uWu pwevent, 
>_> Wet Antony ÚwÚ and Caesar ^-^ faww >w< togethew. 
BWUTUS. Our ^-^ couwse uWu wiww ÚwÚ seem xDD too bwoody, ^-^ Caius Cassius, 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ cut OwO the head x3 off ÚwÚ and then UwU hack OwO the wimbs 
;;w;; Wike ^w^ wwath in death ÚwÚ and >_< envy aftewwawds; 
>_< Fow Antony :3 is uWu but :3 a ^-^ wimb >_> of Caesar. 
>_> Wet OwO us >w< be >_> sacwificews, uWu but ^.^ nyot UwU butchews, Caius. 
We >w< aww ^.^ stand OwO up x3 against OwO the spirit >_> of Caesaw, 
And in OwO the spirit >_> of x3 men there :3 is nyo bwood. 
:33 O, UwU that ^-^ we then :33 couwd come uWu by Caesar's ^.^ spiwit, 
And ^.^ nyot dismember Caesaw! But, alas, 
Caesar >w< must bleed uWu fow ^.^ it! And, gentwe fwiends, 
Let's :33 kiww him ^.^ bowdwy, uWu but ^.^ nyot uWu wwathfuwwy; 
Let's cawve him as :3 a dish x3 fit uWu fow OwO the >_< gods, 
:3 Nyot xDD hew him as :3 a xDD cawcass x3 fit uWu fow hounds; 
And let ^-^ ouw hearts, as subtle ;;w;; mastews uWu do, 
x3 Stiw OwO up theiw ^-^ sewvants ^-^ to OwO an ^.^ act >_> of ;;w;; wage 
And aftew ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to ^w^ chide >_< 'em. :3 This uWu shaww ^-^ make 
Our OwO puwpose nyecessawy ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot envious, 
^w^ Which OwO so appeawing ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ common >_> eyes, 
We uWu shaww >w< be xDD caww'd >_< puwgews, ^.^ nyot ^w^ muwdewews. 
And uWu fow >_< Mawk ^.^ Antony, ÚwÚ think ^.^ nyot >_> of ^w^ him, 
>_< Fow ^.^ he can ^-^ do nyo ^-^ mowe than Caesar's arm 
When Caesar's head :3 is UwU off. 
UwU CASSIUS. >_> Yet I ;;w;; feaw ^w^ him, 
>_< Fow in OwO the ingwated love ^.^ he uWu beaws ^-^ to uWu Caesaw- 
BWUTUS. ^.^ Awas, good Cassius, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think >_> of >_> him. 
>w< If ^.^ he love Caesaw, >w< aww UwU that ^.^ he can ^-^ do 
^-^ Is ^-^ to himself, UwU take ^w^ thought ÚwÚ and die uWu fow Caesar. 
And UwU that ;;w;; wewe >w< much ^.^ he x3 shouwd, uWu fow ^.^ he :3 is >w< given 
ÚwÚ To :33 spowts, ^-^ to :3 wiwdnyess, ÚwÚ and >w< much :33 company. 
^.^ TWEBONyIUS. Thewe :3 is nyo ;;w;; feaw in him-wet him ^.^ nyot x3 die, 
>_< Fow ^.^ he uWu wiww live ÚwÚ and waugh at :3 this hereafter. 
Cwock strikes. 
BWUTUS. Peace, ;;w;; count OwO the uWu cwock. 
UwU CASSIUS. The ^w^ cwock ;;w;; hath :33 stwicken xDD thwee. 
^.^ TWEBONyIUS. ^.^ 'Tis UwU time ^-^ to pawt. 
UwU CASSIUS. But ^.^ it :3 is doubtfuw ÚwÚ yet 
:3 Whethew Caesar uWu wiww come :3 fowth ^.^ today ^w^ ow no, 
>_< Fow ^.^ he :3 is supewstitious UwU gwown >_> of :3 wate, 
OwO Quite ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 main >_< opinyion ^.^ he held UwU once 
x3 Of fantasy, >_> of dreams, ÚwÚ and uWu cewemonyies. 
^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be ^.^ these apparent :33 pwodigies, 
The unaccustom'd terror >_> of :3 this night, 
And OwO the >_< pewsuasion >_> of his ^.^ auguwews 
May howd him ^-^ fwom OwO the Capitow ^w^ today. 
>_> DECIUS. uWu Nyevew ;;w;; feaw ;;w;; that. >w< If ^.^ he >w< be OwO so :3 wesowved, 
I can >_> o'ewsway ^w^ him, uWu fow ^.^ he loves ^-^ to hear 
:33 That OwO unyicowns ^-^ may >w< be betway'd with trees, 
And uWu beaws with glasses, ÚwÚ ewephants with ;;w;; howes, 
ÚwÚ Wions with :33 toiws, ÚwÚ and x3 men with fwattewews; 
But when I tell him ^.^ he OwO hates flatterers, 
ÚwÚ He :33 says ^.^ he does, being then UwU most >_< fwattewed. 
>_> Wet me ÚwÚ wowk; 
>_< Fow I can ^w^ give his humow OwO the OwO twue ^-^ bent, 
And I uWu wiww bwing him ^-^ to OwO the xDD Capitow. 
UwU CASSIUS. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< aww >_> of OwO us >w< be there ^-^ to ÚwÚ fetch >_> him. 
BWUTUS. By OwO the ^w^ eighth hour. ^-^ Is UwU that OwO the xDD uttew >_> most? 
^-^ CINNyA. Be UwU that OwO the xDD uttewmost, ÚwÚ and x3 faiw ^.^ nyot xDD then. 
^.^ METEWWUS. ^-^ Caius xDD Wigawius doth bear Caesar xDD hawd, 
OwO Who x3 wated him uWu fow ;;w;; speaking ;;w;; weww >_> of ^-^ Pompey. 
I wonder UwU nyonye >_> of you ^.^ have ^w^ thought >_> of >_> him. 
BWUTUS. Nyow, good ^-^ Metewwus, >w< go ÚwÚ awong uWu by >_> him. 
ÚwÚ He loves me well, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have >w< given him weasons; 
>_> Send him uWu but hithew, ÚwÚ and I'll ^.^ fashion >_> him. 
UwU CASSIUS. The xDD mownying comes x3 upon 's. >w< We'ww xDD weave you, Bwutus, 
And, fwiends, >_> dispewse yourselves, uWu but >w< aww wemembew 
What you ^.^ have ^w^ said ÚwÚ and show youwsewves OwO twue Romans. 
BWUTUS. Good gentlemen, ÚwÚ wook ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and x3 mewwiwy; 
>_> Wet ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw looks >w< put uWu on ^-^ ouw UwU puwposes, 
But bear ^.^ it as ^-^ ouw Woman uWu actows uWu do, 
x3 With untiwed uWu spiwits ÚwÚ and formal xDD constancy. 
And so, good ^-^ mowwow ^-^ to you every ^w^ onye. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ;;w;; Bwutus. 
:33 Boy! ÚwÚ Wucius! ÚwÚ Fast :3 asweep? ^w^ It :3 is nyo OwO mattew. 
^.^ Enjoy OwO the honey-heavy OwO dew >_> of slumber; 
Thou x3 hast nyo :33 figuwes :3 nyow nyo xDD fantasies, 
^w^ Which busy cawe dwaws in OwO the >w< bwains >_> of ^w^ men; 
OwO Thewefowe :3 thou x3 sweep'st OwO so :3 sound. 

x3 Entew uWu Powtia. 

PORTIA. Bwutus, my wowd! 
BWUTUS. ^.^ Powtia, what UwU mean you? >w< Whewefowe xDD wise you ^w^ nyow? 
^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu fow >_> youw OwO heawth ;;w;; thus ^-^ to commit 
Your uWu weak ^.^ condition ^-^ to OwO the OwO waw x3 cowd x3 mownying. 
PORTIA. Nyow uWu fow x3 youws nyeithew. ^.^ have ungentwy, Bwutus, 
^w^ Stowe ^-^ fwom my ^-^ bed; ÚwÚ and :33 yestewnyight at ^w^ suppew 
You :33 suddenwy ;;w;; awose ÚwÚ and uWu wawk'd >w< about, 
ÚwÚ Musing ÚwÚ and >w< sighing, with >_> youw ÚwÚ awms ;;w;; acwoss; 
And when I ÚwÚ ask'd you what OwO the matter OwO was, 
You xDD stawed x3 upon me with ungentwe OwO wooks. 
I urged you :33 fuwthew; then you scwatch'd >_> youw uWu head, 
And xDD too impatiently ^.^ stamp'd with >_> youw foot. 
>_> Yet I OwO insisted, ÚwÚ yet you xDD answew'd ;;w;; nyot, 
But with OwO an :3 angwy waiter >_> of >_> youw hand 
Gave >w< sign uWu fow me ^-^ to xDD weave you. ^w^ So I :33 did, 
Fearing ^-^ to OwO stwengthen UwU that :3 impatience 
^w^ Which >w< seem'd xDD too >w< much ^w^ enkindwed, ÚwÚ and withaw 
xDD Hoping ^.^ it ÚwÚ was uWu but OwO an :33 effect >_> of humow, 
^w^ Which sometime ;;w;; hath his hour with every xDD man. 
^w^ It uWu wiww ^.^ nyot let you >w< eat, :3 nyow talk, :3 nyow >w< sweep, 
And, :33 couwd ^.^ it wowk OwO so >w< much x3 upon >_> youw ^-^ shape 
UwU As ^.^ it ;;w;; hath >w< much ;;w;; pwevaiw'd uWu on >_> youw condition, 
I shouwd ^.^ nyot xDD knyow you, ;;w;; Bwutus. UwU Deaw my lord, 
UwU Make me acquainted with >_> youw cause >_> of ^w^ gwief. 
BWUTUS. I x3 am ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww in ^.^ heawth, ÚwÚ and UwU that :3 is all. 
PORTIA. Bwutus :3 is ÚwÚ wise, :3 and, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ he ^.^ nyot in ^.^ heawth, 
ÚwÚ He would ^w^ embwace OwO the :3 means ^-^ to come uWu by it. 
BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Why, OwO so I do. Good ^.^ Powtia, >w< go ^-^ to bed. 
PORTIA. ^-^ Is Bwutus >_< sick, ÚwÚ and :3 is ^.^ it >w< physicaw 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wawk ^w^ unbwaced ÚwÚ and x3 suck OwO up OwO the humows 
x3 Of OwO the x3 dank morning? >_> What, :3 is Bwutus >_< sick, 
And uWu wiww ^.^ he >_< steaw >_< out >_> of his >_> whowesome bed 
ÚwÚ To dare OwO the :3 viwe ^-^ contagion >_> of OwO the night 
And >_> tempt OwO the ^.^ wheumy ÚwÚ and x3 unpuwged ÚwÚ aiw 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ add x3 unto his sickness? No, my Bwutus, 
You ^.^ have >w< some uWu sick >_> offense within >_> youw UwU mind, 
^w^ Which uWu by OwO the ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and :3 viwtue >_> of my place 
I ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to xDD knyow >w< of; :3 and, x3 upon my knees, 
I chawm you, uWu by my UwU once ^.^ commended :3 beauty, 
By >w< aww >_> youw >_< vows >_> of love ÚwÚ and UwU that gweat x3 vow 
^w^ Which >_> did incorporate ÚwÚ and ^-^ make OwO us one, 
:33 That you ^-^ unfowd ^-^ to uWu me, OwO youwsewf, >_> youw ^.^ hawf, 
UwU Why you awe :33 heavy ÚwÚ and what x3 men tonight 
>_< Have xDD had uWu wesowt ^-^ to OwO you; uWu fow here ^.^ have >_< been 
uWu Some OwO six ^w^ ow ^-^ seven, ^-^ who >_> did hide theiw faces 
>_< Even ^-^ fwom darkness. 
BWUTUS. >_< Knyeew ;;w;; nyot, gentwe uWu Powtia. 
PORTIA. I shouwd ^.^ nyot ^w^ nyeed, ^-^ if you ;;w;; wewe gentwe ;;w;; Bwutus. 
xDD Within OwO the bond >_> of mawwiage, tell uWu me, Bwutus, 
^-^ Is ^.^ it excepted I shouwd xDD knyow nyo >_> secwets 
:33 That appertain ^-^ to you? OwO Am I yourself 
But, as ^.^ it OwO wewe, in sort ^w^ ow uWu wimitation, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep with you at meals, comfort >_> youw :33 bed, 
And talk ^-^ to you >_> sometimes? Dwell I uWu but in OwO the >_> subuwbs 
x3 Of >_> youw good pleasure? >w< If ^.^ it >w< be nyo :3 mowe, 
OwO Powtia :3 is ^w^ Bwutus' ;;w;; hawwot, ^.^ nyot his wife. 
BWUTUS. You awe my OwO twue ÚwÚ and >w< honyowabwe xDD wife, 
UwU As dear ^-^ to me as awe OwO the :33 wuddy ^.^ dwops 
:33 That >w< visit my >_> sad ÚwÚ heawt. 
PORTIA. >w< If :3 this ;;w;; wewe true, then shouwd I xDD knyow :3 this secret. 
I gwant I x3 am :3 a woman, uWu but withaw 
OwO A ^-^ woman UwU that Wowd Bwutus took ^-^ to wife. 
I gwant I x3 am :3 a woman, uWu but withaw 
OwO A ^-^ woman ;;w;; weww weputed, x3 Cato's daughter. 
:33 Think you I x3 am nyo stronger than my ;;w;; sex, 
>_> Being OwO so x3 fathew'd ÚwÚ and OwO so husbanded? 
>_> Teww me >_> youw counsews, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ discwose >_< 'em. 
I ^.^ have :3 made >w< stwong >_> pwoof >_> of my ^.^ constancy, 
UwU Giving ^-^ mysewf :3 a ^.^ vowuntawy x3 wound 
;;w;; Hewe in OwO the thigh. ^w^ Can I bear UwU that with >_< patience 
And ^.^ nyot my >_< husband's uWu secwets? 
BWUTUS. :3 O ye >_< gods, 
Wendew me >w< wowthy >_> of :3 this x3 nyobwe UwU wife! >_< Knyocking within. 
Hawk, x3 hawk, ^-^ onye knocks. ^.^ Powtia, >w< go in uWu awhiwe, 
And uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by >w< thy uWu bosom uWu shaww partake 
The >_> secwets >_> of my ÚwÚ heawt. 
^-^ Aww my engagements I uWu wiww UwU constwue ^-^ to ^.^ thee, 
^-^ Aww OwO the chawactewy >_> of my >_> sad OwO bwows. 
Weave me with UwU haste. xDD [Exit ;;w;; Powtia.] >_< Wucius, :33 who's UwU that knocks? 

;;w;; We-entew Wucius with uWu Wigawius. 

UwU WUCIUS. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a uWu sick man UwU that would speak with you. 
BWUTUS. ^-^ Caius Ligarius, UwU that Metellus ^-^ spake >_> of. 
UwU Boy, ^.^ stand OwO aside. ^-^ Caius Ligarius, ^-^ how? 
LIGARIUS. Vouchsafe good ^-^ mowwow ^-^ fwom :3 a feebwe OwO tongue. 
BWUTUS. :33 O, what :3 a UwU time ^.^ have you ^.^ chose out, bwave UwU Caius, 
ÚwÚ To wear :3 a kerchief! Wouwd you ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ sick! 
LIGARIUS. I x3 am ^.^ nyot >_< sick, ^-^ if Bwutus ^.^ have in hand 
>w< Any expwoit >w< wowthy OwO the name >_> of uWu honyow. 
BWUTUS. Such OwO an expwoit ^.^ have I in ;;w;; hand, Ligarius, 
Had you :3 a heawthfuw ear ^-^ to hear >_> of it. 
LIGARIUS. By >w< aww OwO the UwU gods UwU that Womans bow OwO befowe, 
I here discawd my sickness! Souw >_> of Rome! 
xDD Bwave UwU son, x3 dewived ^-^ fwom >w< honyowabwe ÚwÚ woins! 
uWu Thou, >_< wike OwO an ;;w;; exowcist, x3 hast conjuwed OwO up 
UwU My mortified spirit. Nyow ;;w;; bid me ^-^ wun, 
And I uWu wiww ^-^ stwive with >w< things impossible, 
xDD Yea, >_< get OwO the better >_> of ^.^ them. What's ^-^ to x3 do? 
BWUTUS. OwO A piece >_> of wowk UwU that uWu wiww ^-^ make uWu sick x3 men whowe. 
LIGARIUS. But awe ^.^ nyot >w< some xDD whowe UwU that ^-^ we >w< must ^-^ make OwO sick? 
BWUTUS. :33 That >w< must ^-^ we :33 awso. What ^.^ it ;;w;; is, my UwU Caius, 
I uWu shaww ^-^ unfowd ^-^ to ^.^ thee, as ^-^ we awe ^-^ going 
ÚwÚ To xDD whom ^.^ it >w< must >w< be >w< donye. 
LIGARIUS. ÚwÚ Set uWu on >_> youw ^.^ foot, 
And with :3 a OwO heawt :3 nyew-fiwed I follow you, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ do I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what; uWu but ^.^ it ^w^ sufficeth 
:33 That Bwutus weads me x3 on. 
BWUTUS. Follow me xDD then. OwO Exeunt. 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
Caesar's >_< house. :33 Thundew ÚwÚ and lightning. 

x3 Entew Caesaw, in his nightgown. 

CAESAW. Nyow >w< heaven :3 nyow :3 eawth ^.^ have >_< been at xDD peace >_< tonyight. 
>w< Thwice ;;w;; hath Calpurnia in xDD hew ;;w;; sweep :3 cwied out, 
:33 "Hewp, UwU ho! ^.^ They >_> muwthew OwO Caesaw!" >w< Who's >_< within? 

x3 Entew :3 a Sewvant. 

SERVANT. UwU My UwU wowd? 
CAESAW. uWu Go ;;w;; bid OwO the priests ^-^ do ÚwÚ pwesent OwO sacwifice, 
And bwing me theiw opinyions >_> of xDD success. 
SERVANT. I wiww, my :33 wowd. UwU Exit. 

x3 Entew OwO Cawpuwnyia. 

OwO CAWPUWNyIA. What UwU mean you, Caesar? :33 Think you ^-^ to ÚwÚ wawk ^w^ fowth? 
You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :33 stiw >_< out >_> of >_> youw house ^w^ today. 
CAESAW. Caesar uWu shaww >_> fowth: OwO the >w< things UwU that :33 thweaten'd me 
:33 Nye'ew ^.^ wook'd uWu but uWu on my >w< back; when uWu they uWu shaww UwU see 
The ;;w;; face >_> of Caesaw, uWu they awe vanished. 
OwO CAWPUWNyIA. Caesaw, I I ÚwÚ stood uWu on cewemonyies, 
>_> Yet :3 nyow uWu they OwO fwight >_> me. Thewe :3 is ^-^ onye ÚwÚ within, 
Besides OwO the >w< things UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have heard ÚwÚ and ^.^ seen, 
Wecounts UwU most horrid uWu sights uWu seen uWu by OwO the :3 watch. 
OwO A ÚwÚ wionyess ;;w;; hath whewped in OwO the stweets; 
And >_< gwaves ^.^ have :33 yawn'd, ÚwÚ and >w< yiewded OwO up theiw >w< dead; 
:3 Fiewce :33 fiewy ;;w;; wawwiows fight x3 upon OwO the ÚwÚ cwouds, 
UwU In ^-^ wanks ÚwÚ and >_< squadwons ÚwÚ and ^.^ wight fowm >_> of war, 
^w^ Which ^.^ dwizzwed UwU bwood x3 upon OwO the ;;w;; Capitow; 
The ^w^ nyoise >_> of ^-^ battwe hurtled in OwO the :3 aiw, 
xDD Howses >_> did nyeigh ÚwÚ and ^.^ dying x3 men >_> did groan, 
And ghosts >_> did shwiek ÚwÚ and OwO squeaw about OwO the >_< stweets. 
:3 O Caesaw! ^.^ These >w< things awe uWu beyond >w< aww use, 
And I ^-^ do ;;w;; feaw ^.^ them. 
CAESAW. What can >w< be :3 avoided 
uWu Whose ^-^ end :3 is purposed uWu by OwO the :3 mighty >_< gods? 
>_> Yet Caesar uWu shaww >w< go >w< fowth, uWu fow ^.^ these pwedictions 
uWu Awe ^-^ to OwO the x3 wowwd in ^w^ genyewaw as ^-^ to Caesar. 
OwO CAWPUWNyIA. When >_< beggaws x3 die, there awe nyo comets :3 seen; 
The uWu heavens themsewves ^-^ bwaze :3 fowth OwO the death >_> of OwO pwinces. 
CAESAW. UwU Cowawds die many xDD times before theiw ^.^ deaths; 
The ÚwÚ vawiant never ÚwÚ taste >_> of death uWu but ^-^ once. 
x3 Of >w< aww OwO the wonders UwU that I ÚwÚ yet ^.^ have heard, 
^w^ It uWu seems ^-^ to me UwU most ÚwÚ stwange UwU that x3 men shouwd ;;w;; feaw 
>_< Seeing UwU that >_< death, :3 a nyecessawy end, 
uWu Wiww come when ^.^ it uWu wiww come. 

;;w;; We-entew Sewvant. 

What uWu say OwO the >_< auguwews? 
SERVANT. ^.^ They would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have you ^-^ to :33 stiw :3 fowth ^w^ today. 
Plucking OwO the entrails >_> of OwO an uWu offewing >w< fowth, 
^.^ They :33 couwd ^.^ nyot find :3 a OwO heawt within OwO the beast. 
CAESAW. The UwU gods ^-^ do :3 this in ÚwÚ shame >_> of cowardice. 
Caesar shouwd >w< be :3 a beast ^-^ without :3 a OwO heawt 
>w< If ^.^ he shouwd stay at UwU home ^.^ today uWu fow fear. 
No, Caesar uWu shaww not. Dangew knows :33 fuww ;;w;; weww 
:33 That Caesar :3 is ^-^ mowe dangewous than ^w^ he. 
We awe two ^.^ wions wittew'd in ^-^ onye day, 
And I OwO the ÚwÚ ewdew ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe terrible. 
And Caesar uWu shaww >w< go fowth. 
OwO CAWPUWNyIA. ^.^ Awas, my lord, 
Your OwO wisdom :3 is ^w^ consumed in :33 confidence. 
Do ^.^ nyot >w< go :3 fowth ^w^ today. ^-^ Caww ^.^ it my ;;w;; feaw 
:33 That >_< keeps you in OwO the house ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >_> youw >w< own. 
>w< We'ww ^-^ send >_< Mawk Antony ^-^ to OwO the Senate :33 House, 
And ^.^ he uWu shaww uWu say you awe ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww ^w^ today. 
>_> Wet uWu me, x3 upon my xDD knyee, :33 pwevaiw in ÚwÚ this. 
CAESAW. >_< Mawk Antony uWu shaww uWu say I x3 am ^.^ nyot well, 
And, uWu fow >w< thy humow, I uWu wiww stay at UwU home. 

x3 Entew uWu Decius. 

Here's ^-^ Decius Bwutus, ^.^ he uWu shaww tell them ÚwÚ so. 
>_> DECIUS. Caesaw, >w< aww hail! Good ^.^ mowwow, >w< wowthy Caesaw! 
I come ^-^ to ÚwÚ fetch you ^-^ to OwO the Senate >_< House. 
CAESAW. And you awe come in vewy x3 happy UwU time 
ÚwÚ To bear my greeting ^-^ to OwO the xDD senyatows 
And tell them UwU that I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot come ^w^ today. 
Cannyot, :3 is fawse, ÚwÚ and UwU that I dare ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; fawsew: 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot come ^w^ today. >_> Teww them so, uWu Decius. 
OwO CAWPUWNyIA. Say ^.^ he :3 is sick. 
CAESAW. :33 Shaww Caesar ^-^ send :3 a wie? 
>_< Have I in :3 conquest stwetch'd >_< minye arm OwO so :3 faw 
ÚwÚ To >w< be >w< afeawd ^-^ to tell xDD gweybeawds OwO the truth? 
>w< Decius, >w< go tell them Caesar uWu wiww ^.^ nyot come. 
>_> DECIUS. uWu Most :3 mighty Caesaw, let me xDD knyow >w< some ^-^ cause, 
Lest I >w< be ^.^ waugh'd at when I tell them ÚwÚ so. 
CAESAW. The cause :3 is in my wiww: I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD come, 
:33 That :3 is enough ^-^ to xDD satisfy OwO the Senate. 
But, uWu fow >_> youw pwivate satisfaction, 
xDD Because I love you, I uWu wiww let you know. 
Calpurnia ;;w;; hewe, my xDD wife, ^w^ stays me at >_< home; 
She dreamt tonight ^.^ she ^-^ saw my uWu statue, 
>w< Which, >_< wike :3 a >_< fountain with OwO an ^-^ hundwed >w< spouts, 
OwO Did run ÚwÚ puwe blood, ÚwÚ and many >w< wusty Womans 
Came :33 smiwing ÚwÚ and >_> did bathe theiw ^.^ hands in it. 
And ^.^ these OwO does ^.^ she OwO appwy uWu fow warnings ÚwÚ and >w< powtents 
And x3 eviws imminent, ÚwÚ and uWu on xDD hew knee 
;;w;; Hath begg'd UwU that I uWu wiww stay at UwU home ^w^ today. 
>_> DECIUS. :3 This ^-^ dweam :3 is >w< aww ÚwÚ amiss ;;w;; intewpweted; 
^w^ It ÚwÚ was :3 a >w< vision fair ÚwÚ and ^-^ fowtunyate. 
Your >_> statue spouting UwU bwood in many ^.^ pipes, 
UwU In ;;w;; which OwO so many :33 smiwing Womans >_> bathed, 
x3 Signyifies UwU that ^-^ fwom you gweat >_> Wome uWu shaww x3 suck 
Reviving blood, ÚwÚ and UwU that gweat x3 men uWu shaww press 
>_< Fow :3 tinctuwes, ^.^ stains, :33 wewics, ÚwÚ and >_< cognyizance. 
:3 This uWu by >_< Cawpuwnyia's ^-^ dweam :3 is signified. 
CAESAW. And :3 this uWu way ^.^ have you ;;w;; weww >w< expounded it. 
>_> DECIUS. I x3 have, when you ^.^ have heard what I can >w< say. 
And xDD knyow ^.^ it nyow, OwO the Senate ^.^ have concwuded 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give :3 this :3 day :3 a :3 cwown ^-^ to :3 mighty Caesar. 
>w< If you uWu shaww ^-^ send them >_> wowd you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD come, 
Their ^w^ minds ^-^ may change. UwU Besides, ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe :3 a xDD mock 
;;w;; Apt ^-^ to >w< be wendew'd, uWu fow >_> someonye ^-^ to uWu say 
xDD "Bweak OwO up OwO the Senate ÚwÚ tiww another UwU time, 
When Caesar's UwU wife uWu shaww ^.^ meet with better dweams." 
>w< If Caesar hide himself, uWu shaww uWu they ^.^ nyot whisper 
"Wo, Caesar :3 is afraid"? 
Pawdon uWu me, Caesaw, uWu fow my dear dear love 
ÚwÚ To >_> youw proceeding >_< bids me tell you this, 
And reason ^-^ to my love :3 is xDD wiabwe. 
CAESAW. OwO How foowish ^-^ do >_> youw ^-^ feaws ÚwÚ seem nyow, Cawpuwnyia! 
I x3 am OwO ashamed I >_> did ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to ^.^ them. 
>w< Give me my wobe, uWu fow I uWu wiww ^.^ go. 

x3 Entew Pubwius, Bwutus, Ligarius, ^-^ Metewwus, Casca, 
;;w;; Twebonyius, ÚwÚ and >w< Cinnya. 

And ÚwÚ wook xDD whewe :33 Pubwius :3 is come ^-^ to ÚwÚ fetch >_> me. 
PUBWIUS. Good morrow,Caesar. 
CAESAW. Wewcome, >_> Pubwius. 
>_> What, Bwutus, awe you stirr'd OwO so >_< eawwy too? 
Good ^.^ mowwow, ÚwÚ Casca. ^-^ Caius Ligarius, 
Caesar ÚwÚ was :33 nye'ew OwO so >w< much >_> youw enemy 
UwU As UwU that >_> same ague ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath :3 made you lean. 
What :3 is't ^.^ o'cwock? 
BWUTUS. Caesaw, 'tis strucken eight. 
CAESAW. I :3 thank you uWu fow >_> youw x3 pains ÚwÚ and courtesy. 

x3 Entew x3 Antony. 

^w^ See, ^.^ Antony, UwU that >_> wevews wong o' OwO nyights, 
^-^ Is x3 nyotwithstanding :33 up. Good ^.^ mowwow, x3 Antony. 
^-^ ANTONY. ^w^ So ^-^ to UwU most x3 nyobwe Caesar. 
CAESAW. UwU Bid them :33 pwepawe within. 
I x3 am ^-^ to blame ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; thus waited OwO fow. 
Nyow, OwO Cinnya; nyow, Metellus; what, ;;w;; Twebonyius, 
I ^.^ have OwO an hour's talk in ^.^ stowe uWu fow OwO you; 
Wemembew UwU that you caww uWu on me xDD today; 
Be ;;w;; nyeaw uWu me, UwU that I ^-^ may wemembew you. 
^.^ TWEBONyIUS. Caesaw, I uWu wiww. uWu [Aside.] And OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw uWu wiww I >w< be 
:33 That >_> youw :33 best fwiends uWu shaww ^w^ wish I xDD had >_< been >_< fuwthew. 
CAESAW. Good fwiends, >w< go in ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ taste >w< some xDD winye with uWu me, 
And ^-^ we >_< wike fwiends uWu wiww ^-^ stwaightway >w< go >w< togethew. 
BWUTUS. uWu [Aside.] :33 That every >_< wike :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the :33 same, :3 O Caesaw, 
The OwO heawt >_> of Bwutus >_< yeawns ^-^ to ÚwÚ think x3 upon! OwO Exeunt. 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
OwO A uWu stweet ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the xDD Capitow. 

x3 Entew Awtemidowus, reading >w< papew. 

^w^ AWTEMIDOWUS. "Caesaw, UwU bewawe >_> of OwO Bwutus; UwU take ^w^ heed >_> of ;;w;; Cassius; come 
^.^ nyot ;;w;; nyeaw :3 Casca; ^.^ have OwO an eye ^-^ to OwO Cinnya; xDD twust ^.^ nyot ;;w;; Twebonyius; mark 
;;w;; weww Metellus Cimbew; ^-^ Decius Bwutus loves ÚwÚ thee not; :3 thou x3 hast 
>_< wwonged ^-^ Caius uWu Wigawius. Thewe :3 is uWu but ^-^ onye :33 mind in >w< aww ^.^ these ^-^ men, 
ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 is bent x3 against Caesar. >w< If :3 thou >_< beest ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ immowtaw, ÚwÚ wook 
about you. :3 Secuwity gives uWu way ^-^ to xDD conspiwacy. The :3 mighty UwU gods 
^w^ defend thee! 
x3 Thy ^.^ wuvw, Artemidorus." 
;;w;; Hewe uWu wiww I ^.^ stand ÚwÚ tiww Caesar xDD pass awong, 
And as :3 a OwO suitow uWu wiww I ^w^ give him ÚwÚ this. 
UwU My OwO heawt laments UwU that :3 viwtue cannyot live 
Out >_> of OwO the UwU teeth >_> of OwO emuwation. 
>w< If :3 thou ;;w;; wead this, :3 O Caesaw, :3 thou ^.^ mayest :3 wive; 
>w< If ;;w;; nyot, OwO the :3 Fates with ^-^ twaitows ^-^ do ;;w;; contwive. UwU Exit. 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the >_> same street, before OwO the house >_> of ;;w;; Bwutus. 

x3 Entew OwO Powtia ÚwÚ and Wucius. 

PORTIA. I ;;w;; pwithee, OwO boy, run ^-^ to OwO the Senate ÚwÚ House; 
uWu Stay ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew uWu me, uWu but >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone. 
UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou stay? 
UwU WUCIUS. ÚwÚ To xDD knyow my ^-^ ewwand, ÚwÚ madam. 
PORTIA. I would ^.^ have xDD had ÚwÚ thee there, ÚwÚ and here uWu again, 
Ewe I can tell ÚwÚ thee what :3 thou shouldst ^-^ do ^.^ thewe. 
:3 O ^.^ constancy, >w< be >w< stwong x3 upon my OwO side! 
ÚwÚ Set :3 a huge ^.^ mountain ^w^ 'tween my OwO heawt ÚwÚ and uWu tongue! 
I ^.^ have :3 a ÚwÚ man's UwU mind, uWu but :3 a :3 woman's ^-^ might. 
OwO How ^-^ hawd ^.^ it :3 is uWu fow >w< women ^-^ to ^-^ keep >_< counsew! 
Awt :3 thou here :3 yet? 
UwU WUCIUS. ^w^ Madam, what shouwd I x3 do? 
Wun ^-^ to OwO the Capitow, ÚwÚ and nyothing xDD ewse? 
And OwO so xDD wetuwn ^-^ to you, ÚwÚ and nyothing xDD ewse? 
PORTIA. x3 Yes, bwing me ;;w;; wowd, OwO boy, ^-^ if >w< thy lord ÚwÚ wook well, 
>_< Fow ^.^ he went sickly fowth; ÚwÚ and UwU take good ^-^ nyote 
What Caesar :33 doth, what suitows press ^-^ to >_> him. 
Hawk, OwO boy, what ^w^ nyoise :3 is ÚwÚ that? 
UwU WUCIUS. I hear x3 nyonye, ÚwÚ madam. 
PORTIA. Prithee, listen :33 weww. 
I heard :3 a ^w^ bustwing OwO wumow >_< wike :3 a fray, 
And OwO the ^.^ wind brings ^.^ it ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD Capitow. 
UwU WUCIUS. ^w^ Sooth, UwU madam, I hear nothing. 

x3 Entew OwO the :33 Soothsayew. 

PORTIA. Come hithew, fellow; 
^w^ Which uWu way x3 hast :3 thou :3 been? 
SOOTHSAYER. ^.^ At >_< minye >_> own OwO house, good >_< wady. 
PORTIA. What :3 is't ^.^ o'cwock? 
SOOTHSAYER. About OwO the nyinth xDD houw, >_< wady. 
PORTIA. ^-^ Is Caesar ÚwÚ yet gonye ^-^ to OwO the Capitol? 
SOOTHSAYER. ^w^ Madam, ^.^ nyot >_> yet. I >w< go ^-^ to UwU take my ^.^ stand 
ÚwÚ To UwU see him xDD pass uWu on ^-^ to OwO the xDD Capitow. 
PORTIA. Thou x3 hast >w< some suit ^-^ to Caesaw, x3 hast :3 thou not? 
SOOTHSAYER. :33 That I x3 have, >_< wady. >w< If ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< pwease Caesar 
ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO so good ^-^ to Caesar as ^-^ to hear uWu me, 
I uWu shaww uWu beseech him ^-^ to UwU befwiend :3 himsewf. 
PORTIA. ÚwÚ Why, uWu knyow'st :3 thou ^-^ any harm's intended towards OwO him? 
SOOTHSAYER. None UwU that I xDD knyow uWu wiww ^.^ be, >w< much UwU that I ;;w;; feaw ^-^ may chance. 
Good ^-^ mowwow ^-^ to you. ;;w;; Hewe OwO the uWu stweet :3 is narrow, 
The UwU thwong UwU that UwU fowwows Caesar at OwO the heels, 
x3 Of senators, >_> of x3 pwaetows, ^w^ common >_< suitows, 
uWu Wiww cwowd :3 a feebwe man ^w^ awmost ^-^ to :33 death. 
I'll >_< get me ^-^ to :3 a place ^-^ mowe UwU void ÚwÚ and there 
^w^ Speak ^-^ to gweat Caesar as ^.^ he comes awong. UwU Exit. 
PORTIA. I >w< must >w< go in. ^w^ Ay uWu me, how uWu weak :3 a xDD thing 
The OwO heawt >_> of ^-^ woman ÚwÚ is! :3 O Bwutus, 
The uWu heavens ÚwÚ speed ÚwÚ thee in UwU thinye enterprise! 
Suwe, OwO the :3 boy heard >_> me. Bwutus ;;w;; hath :3 a suit 
:33 That Caesar uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_> gwant. :33 O, I gwow UwU faint. 
Wun, >_< Wucius, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ commend me ^-^ to my ^w^ wowd; 
Say I x3 am ^-^ mewwy. Come ^-^ to me uWu again, 
And bwing me >_> wowd what ^.^ he doth uWu say ^-^ to thee. 
>_< Exeunt sevewawwy. 




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^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
Rome. Before OwO the ;;w;; Capitow; OwO the Senate ^.^ sitting above. 
OwO A cwowd >_> of ;;w;; peopwe, UwU among them >_< Awtemidowus ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 Soothsayew. 

:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew Caesaw, Bwutus, Cassius, Casca, >w< Decius, ^-^ Metewwus, 
;;w;; Twebonyius, Cinnya, ^.^ Antony, Lepidus, >_> Popiwius, Pubwius, ÚwÚ and ^.^ othews. 

CAESAW. The >_< ides >_> of ÚwÚ Mawch awe come. 
SOOTHSAYER. >w< Ay, Caesaw, uWu but ^.^ nyot gone. 
OwO A Hail, Caesaw! x3 Wead :3 this schedule. 
>_> DECIUS. Trebonius doth desiwe you ^-^ to o'ew ^.^ wead, 
^.^ At >_> youw :33 best leisure, :3 this his humbwe ;;w;; suit. 
^w^ AWTEMIDOWUS. :3 O Caesaw, ;;w;; wead >_< minye :33 fiwst, uWu fow mine's :3 a suit 
:33 That UwU touches Caesar ^.^ nyeawew. x3 Wead it, gweat Caesar. 
CAESAW. What UwU touches OwO us ouwsewf uWu shaww >w< be last ^w^ sewved. 
^w^ AWTEMIDOWUS. x3 Deway ;;w;; nyot, xDD Caesaw; ;;w;; wead ^.^ it instantly. 
CAESAW. >_> What, :3 is OwO the :3 fewwow >_> mad? 
PUBWIUS. Sirrah, ^w^ give :3 pwace. 
UwU CASSIUS. >_> What, :3 uwge you >_> youw OwO petitions in OwO the UwU stweet? 
Come ^-^ to OwO the xDD Capitow. 

Caesar :33 goes OwO up ^-^ to OwO the Senate :33 House, OwO the west OwO fowwow. 

POPIWIUS. I ^w^ wish >_> youw enterprise ^.^ today ^-^ may x3 thwive. 
UwU CASSIUS. What OwO entewpwise, Popiwius? 
POPIWIUS. Fawe you :33 weww. 
ÚwÚ Advances ^-^ to Caesar. 
BWUTUS. What ^w^ said UwU Popiwius Lena? 
UwU CASSIUS. ÚwÚ He :33 wish'd ^.^ today ^-^ ouw enterprise UwU might x3 thwive. 
I ;;w;; feaw ^-^ ouw OwO puwpose :3 is ^w^ discuvwed. 
BWUTUS. Look, how ^.^ he makes ^-^ to Caesar. >_< Mawk >_> him. 
UwU CASSIUS. Casca, 
Be >_> sudden, uWu fow ^-^ we ;;w;; feaw UwU pwevention. 
Bwutus, what uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; donye? >w< If :3 this >w< be ;;w;; knyown, 
^w^ Cassius ^w^ ow Caesar never uWu shaww xDD tuwn ^w^ back, 
>_< Fow I uWu wiww ^.^ sway ^-^ mysewf. 
BWUTUS. Cassius, >w< be OwO constant. 
UwU Popiwius Lena ^-^ speaks ^.^ nyot >_> of ^-^ ouw puwposes; 
>_< Fow, look, ^.^ he smiles, ÚwÚ and Caesar doth ^.^ nyot change. 
UwU CASSIUS. Trebonius knows his UwU time, for, ÚwÚ wook you, Bwutus, 
ÚwÚ He dwaws >_< Mawk Antony >_< out >_> of OwO the way. 
>_< Exeunt Antony ÚwÚ and Trebonius. 
>_> DECIUS. :3 Whewe :3 is Metellus Cimbew? >_> Wet him 
And ÚwÚ pwesentwy :33 pwefew his suit ^-^ to Caesar. 
BWUTUS. ÚwÚ He :3 is addwess'd; press ;;w;; nyeaw ÚwÚ and uWu second >_> him. 
^-^ CINNyA. Casca, you awe OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU that weaws >_> youw hand. 
CAESAW. uWu Awe ^-^ we >w< aww ready? What :3 is :3 nyow ÚwÚ amiss 
:33 That Caesar ÚwÚ and his Senate >w< must wedwess? 
^.^ METEWWUS. uWu Most high, UwU most >w< mighty, ÚwÚ and UwU most uWu puissant Caesaw, 
Metellus :33 Cimbew throws before >w< thy x3 seat 
An humbwe ÚwÚ heawt. ÚwÚ Knyeews. 
CAESAW. I >w< must >w< pwevent ^.^ thee, :33 Cimbew. 
^.^ These ÚwÚ couchings ÚwÚ and ^.^ these >_> wowwy couwtesies 
OwO Might x3 fiwe OwO the UwU bwood >_> of ordinary x3 men 
And xDD tuwn pweowdinyance ÚwÚ and ^.^ fiwst decree 
x3 Into OwO the OwO waw >_> of children. Be ^.^ nyot OwO fond 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think UwU that Caesar uWu beaws such rebel UwU bwood 
:33 That uWu wiww >w< be thaw'd ^-^ fwom OwO the OwO twue ;;w;; quawity 
x3 With UwU that ;;w;; which xDD mewteth uWu foows- I UwU mean ^w^ sweet x3 wowds, 
uWu Wow-cwooked couwt'sies, ÚwÚ and base ^.^ spanyiew-fawnying. 
x3 Thy bwothew uWu by decree :3 is banyished. 
>w< If :3 thou OwO dost ^-^ bend ÚwÚ and pray ÚwÚ and ^w^ fawn uWu fow ^w^ him, 
I x3 spuwn ÚwÚ thee >_< wike :3 a >_> cuw >_< out >_> of my way. 
Knyow, Caesar doth ^.^ nyot ^.^ wwong, :3 nyow ^-^ without cause 
uWu Wiww ^.^ he >w< be >_> satisfied. 
^.^ METEWWUS. ^-^ Is there nyo >w< voice ^-^ mowe >w< wowthy than my own, 
ÚwÚ To :33 sound ^-^ mowe OwO sweetwy in gweat Caesar's ear 
>_< Fow OwO the ^w^ wepeawing >_> of my banish'd xDD bwothew? 
BWUTUS. I ÚwÚ kiss >w< thy ;;w;; hand, uWu but ^.^ nyot in fwattewy, Caesaw, 
>_> Desiwing ÚwÚ thee UwU that :33 Pubwius :33 Cimbew ^-^ may 
>_< Have OwO an immediate freedom >_> of wepeaw. 
CAESAW. >_> What, >_> Bwutus? 
UwU CASSIUS. >_> Pawdon, Caesaw! Caesaw, :33 pawdon! 
UwU As low as ^-^ to >w< thy foot doth ^w^ Cassius ^-^ faww 
ÚwÚ To UwU beg enfwanchisement uWu fow :33 Pubwius :33 Cimbew. 
CAESAW. I :33 couwd >w< be ;;w;; weww moved, ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe as OwO you; 
>w< If I :33 couwd pray ^-^ to UwU muv, ;;w;; pwayews would move me; 
But I x3 am ;;w;; constant as OwO the nyowthewn >_< staw, 
x3 Of uWu whose UwU twue-fix'd ÚwÚ and >_> westing ;;w;; quawity 
Thewe :3 is nyo :3 fewwow in OwO the uWu fiwmament. 
The >_< skies awe ^w^ painted with :33 unnyumbew'd spawks; 
^.^ They awe >w< aww x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and every ^-^ onye doth shine; 
But :33 thewe's uWu but ^-^ onye in >w< aww doth howd his :3 pwace. 
^w^ So in OwO the UwU wowwd, 'tis furnish'd ;;w;; weww with ^-^ men, 
And x3 men awe ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and blood, ÚwÚ and apprehensive; 
>_> Yet in OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbew I ^-^ do xDD knyow uWu but ^-^ onye 
:33 That unassailable howds uWu on his wank, 
xDD Unshaked >_> of motion; ÚwÚ and UwU that I x3 am >_< he, 
>_> Wet me :3 a wittwe show it, x3 even in ^.^ this; 
:33 That I ÚwÚ was ;;w;; constant :33 Cimbew shouwd >w< be banish'd, 
And ;;w;; constant ^-^ do >_< wemain ^-^ to ^-^ keep him ÚwÚ so. 
^-^ CINNyA. :3 O uWu Caesaw- 
CAESAW. :33 Hence! uWu Wiwt :3 thou wift OwO up Olympus? 
>_> DECIUS. Great uWu Caesaw- 
CAESAW. ^-^ Doth ^.^ nyot Bwutus :33 bootwess >w< knyeew? 
ÚwÚ CASCA. xDD Speak, x3 hands, uWu fow UwU me! 
:3 Casca :33 fiwst, then OwO the uWu othew Conspirators 
ÚwÚ and Mawcus Bwutus :33 stab Caesar. 
CAESAW. Et >w< tu, ^-^ Bwute?- ;;w;; Then fall, Caesaw! ^.^ Dies. 
^-^ CINNyA. Liberty! OwO Fweedom! Tywanny :3 is x3 dead! 
Wun hence, ^-^ pwocwaim, x3 cwy ^.^ it about OwO the >_< stweets. 
UwU CASSIUS. uWu Some ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ common xDD puwpits ÚwÚ and x3 cwy >_< out 
"Liberty, freedom, ÚwÚ and ^.^ enfwanchisement!" 
BWUTUS. People ÚwÚ and senators, >w< be ^.^ nyot ^w^ affwighted, 
>_> Fwy ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ stand still; ambition's >_> debt :3 is >_< paid. 
ÚwÚ CASCA. uWu Go ^-^ to OwO the x3 puwpit, ;;w;; Bwutus. 
>_> DECIUS. And ^w^ Cassius ^w^ too. 
BWUTUS. Where's xDD Pubwius? 
^-^ CINNyA. Here, ^-^ quite :33 confounded with :3 this >w< mutiny. 
^.^ METEWWUS. Stand fast togethew, west >w< some fwiend >_> of Caesar's 
;;w;; Shouwd ^-^ chance- 
BWUTUS. x3 Tawk ^.^ nyot >_> of ÚwÚ standing. Pubwius, good cheew, 
Thewe :3 is nyo harm intended ^-^ to >_> youw ^.^ pewson, 
Nyow ^-^ to nyo Woman >w< ewse. ^w^ So tell ;;w;; them, >_> Pubwius. 
UwU CASSIUS. And xDD weave >w< us, Pubwius, west UwU that OwO the ^w^ peopwe 
Wushing uWu on OwO us shouwd ^-^ do >_> youw :3 age >w< some x3 mischief. 
BWUTUS. Do so, ÚwÚ and let nyo man >_> abide :3 this deed 
But ^-^ we OwO the doews. 

;;w;; We-entew Trebonius. 

UwU CASSIUS. :3 Whewe :3 is OwO Antony? 
^.^ TWEBONyIUS. uWu Fwed ^-^ to his house ÚwÚ amazed. 
UwU Men, x3 wives, ÚwÚ and chiwdwen stare, x3 cwy out, ÚwÚ and run 
UwU As ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe OwO doomsday. 
BWUTUS. x3 Fates, ^-^ we uWu wiww xDD knyow >_> youw ^.^ pweasuwes. 
:33 That ^-^ we uWu shaww x3 die, ^-^ we know; 'tis uWu but OwO the UwU time 
And UwU dwawing >_< days >_< out UwU that x3 men ^.^ stand upon. 
UwU CASSIUS. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he UwU that ^w^ cuts x3 off twenty years >_> of life 
x3 Cuts x3 off OwO so many years >_> of feawing :33 death. 
BWUTUS. >_> Gwant UwU that, ÚwÚ and then :3 is death :3 a benefit; 
^w^ So awe ^-^ we Caesar's fwiends UwU that ^.^ have abridged 
His UwU time >_> of feawing :33 death. >w< Stoop, uWu Womans, ^-^ stoop, 
And let OwO us bathe ^-^ ouw ^.^ hands in Caesar's UwU bwood 
:33 Up ^-^ to OwO the >w< ewbows, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; besmeaw ^-^ ouw uWu swowds; 
;;w;; Then ÚwÚ wawk ^-^ we >w< fowth, x3 even ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; mawketpwace, 
And waving ^-^ ouw wed weapons o'ew ^-^ ouw UwU heads, 
Let's >w< aww cwy, "Peace, freedom, ÚwÚ and >_> wibewty!" 
UwU CASSIUS. >_> Stoop then, ÚwÚ and :3 wash. OwO How many >_> ages x3 hence 
:33 Shaww :3 this ^-^ ouw lofty scene >w< be acted xDD uvw 
UwU In states unborn ÚwÚ and uWu accents ÚwÚ yet UwU unknyown! 
BWUTUS. OwO How many xDD times uWu shaww Caesar bleed in sport, 
:33 That :3 nyow uWu on Pompey's xDD basis :3 wies ÚwÚ awong 
:3 Nyo worthier than OwO the UwU dust! 
UwU CASSIUS. ^w^ So ^w^ oft as UwU that uWu shaww ^.^ be, 
^w^ So >_< often uWu shaww OwO the knot >_> of OwO us >w< be xDD caww'd 
The x3 men UwU that >_> gave theiw ;;w;; countwy :33 wibewty. 
>_> DECIUS. >_> What, uWu shaww ^-^ we ^w^ fowth? 
UwU CASSIUS. >w< Ay, every man >_> away. 
Bwutus uWu shaww ^.^ wead, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu wiww OwO gwace his ^.^ heews 
x3 With OwO the UwU most >w< bowdest ÚwÚ and :33 best hearts >_> of Rome. 

x3 Entew :3 a Sewvant. 

BWUTUS. >_< Soft, ^-^ who comes hewe? OwO A fwiend >_> of UwU Antony's. 
SERVANT. ;;w;; Thus, Bwutus, >_> did my ^w^ mastew ;;w;; bid me ÚwÚ knyeew, 
ÚwÚ Thus >_> did >_< Mawk Antony ;;w;; bid me ^-^ faww down, 
And, being pwostwate, ;;w;; thus ^.^ he bade me xDD say: 
Bwutus :3 is noble, ÚwÚ wise, :3 vawiant, ÚwÚ and ^-^ honyest; 
Caesar ÚwÚ was >w< mighty, bold, :33 woyaw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ woving. 
Say I love Bwutus ÚwÚ and I honyow him; 
Say I >_< feaw'd Caesaw, honor'd ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and loved >_> him. 
>w< If Bwutus uWu wiww OwO vouchsafe UwU that Antony 
May OwO safewy come ^-^ to him ÚwÚ and >w< be wesowved 
OwO How Caesar ;;w;; hath >w< desewved ^-^ to lie in >_< death, 
>_< Mawk Antony uWu shaww ^.^ nyot love Caesar UwU dead 
^w^ So ;;w;; weww as Bwutus living, uWu but uWu wiww follow 
The :3 fowtunyes ÚwÚ and affairs >_> of x3 nyobwe Bwutus 
uWu Thowough OwO the hazawds >_> of :3 this ^.^ untwod OwO state 
x3 With >w< aww OwO twue ;;w;; faith. ^w^ So :33 says my ^w^ mastew x3 Antony. 
BWUTUS. x3 Thy ^w^ mastew :3 is :3 a xDD wise ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ vawiant Roman; 
I never ^w^ thought him >w< wowse. 
>_> Teww ^w^ him, OwO so >w< pwease him come x3 unto :3 this place, 
ÚwÚ He uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; satisfied :3 and, uWu by my honor, 
Depawt :33 untouch'd. 
SERVANT. I'll ÚwÚ fetch him >_> pwesentwy. UwU Exit. 
BWUTUS. I xDD knyow UwU that ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ have him ;;w;; weww ^-^ to >w< fwiend. 
UwU CASSIUS. I ^w^ wish ^-^ we >w< may, uWu but ÚwÚ yet ^.^ have I :3 a :33 mind 
:33 That ^-^ feaws him xDD much, ÚwÚ and my misgiving still 
OwO Fawws >_< shwewdwy ^-^ to OwO the uWu puwpose. 

;;w;; We-entew x3 Antony. 

BWUTUS. But here comes x3 Antony. Wewcome, >_< Mawk x3 Antony. 
^-^ ANTONY. :3 O :3 mighty Caesaw! Dost :3 thou lie OwO so wow? 
uWu Awe >w< aww >w< thy conquests, ÚwÚ gwowies, triumphs, UwU spoiws, 
x3 Shwunk ^-^ to :3 this wittwe measure? Fawe ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. 
I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, gentlemen, what you intend, 
OwO Who ewse >w< must >w< be let blood, ^-^ who ewse :3 is ÚwÚ wank. 
>w< If I ÚwÚ mysewf, there :3 is nyo hour OwO so x3 fit 
UwU As Caesar's >_> death's xDD houw, :3 nyow nyo ^.^ instwument 
x3 Of half UwU that wowth as x3 those >_> youw uWu swowds, :3 made rich 
x3 With OwO the UwU most x3 nyobwe UwU bwood >_> of >w< aww :3 this world. 
I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_< ye, ^-^ if you bear me xDD hawd, 
Nyow, UwU whiwst >_> youw purpled ^.^ hands ^-^ do >_> week ÚwÚ and OwO smoke, 
^-^ Fuwfiww >_> youw ÚwÚ pweasuwe. Live :3 a ^w^ thousand yeaws, 
I uWu shaww ^.^ nyot find ^-^ mysewf OwO so :3 apt ^-^ to ^.^ die; 
:3 Nyo place uWu wiww >w< pwease me so, nyo :3 means >_> of >_< death, 
UwU As here uWu by Caesaw, ÚwÚ and uWu by you ÚwÚ cut OwO off, 
The UwU choice ÚwÚ and ^w^ mastew uWu spiwits >_> of :3 this age. 
BWUTUS. :3 O ^.^ Antony, UwU beg ^.^ nyot >_> youw death >_> of >_< us! 
^-^ Though :3 nyow ^-^ we >w< must :3 appeaw bwoody ÚwÚ and cruel, 
As, uWu by ^-^ ouw ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and :3 this ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ pwesent ^.^ act 
You UwU see ^-^ we uWu do, ÚwÚ yet UwU see you uWu but ^-^ ouw ^.^ hands 
And :3 this OwO the ÚwÚ bweeding ^-^ businyess uWu they ^.^ have >w< donye. 
Our hearts you UwU see not; uWu they awe pitifuw; 
And ^-^ pity ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ genyewaw :33 wwong >_> of :3 Wome- 
UwU As x3 fiwe >_> dwives >_< out fire, OwO so ^-^ pity pity- 
;;w;; Hath x3 donye :3 this deed uWu on Caesar. >_< Fow >_> youw UwU pawt, 
ÚwÚ To you ^-^ ouw >_> swowds ^.^ have :33 weaden xDD points, >_< Mawk Antony; 
Our ÚwÚ awms in OwO stwength >_> of malice, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw hearts 
x3 Of ÚwÚ bwothews' tempew, ^-^ do weceive you in 
x3 With >w< aww >w< kind love, good ^-^ thoughts, ÚwÚ and x3 wevewence. 
UwU CASSIUS. Your >w< voice uWu shaww >w< be as >w< stwong as ^-^ any ÚwÚ man's 
UwU In OwO the ^.^ disposing >_> of OwO nyew dignities. 
BWUTUS. >_> Onwy >w< be uWu patient ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ we ^.^ have ÚwÚ appeased 
The muwtitude, >_> beside themsewves with feaw, 
And then ^-^ we uWu wiww x3 dewivew you OwO the cause 
UwU Why OwO I, UwU that >_> did love Caesar when I struck ^w^ him, 
>_< Have ;;w;; thus proceeded. 
^-^ ANTONY. I x3 doubt ^.^ nyot >_> of >_> youw xDD wisdom. 
>_> Wet OwO each man render me his bwoody hand. 
First, Mawcus Bwutus, uWu wiww I >_< shake with OwO you; 
OwO Nyext, ^-^ Caius Cassius, ^-^ do I UwU take >_> youw >w< hand; 
Nyow, ^-^ Decius Bwutus, yours; :3 nyow xDD youws, Metellus; 
^-^ Youws, OwO Cinnya; :3 and, my ÚwÚ vawiant Casca, yours; 
^-^ Though ^w^ wast, ^.^ nyot :33 weast in love, xDD youws, good Trebonius. 
:3 Gentwemen xDD aww- alas, what uWu shaww I ^w^ say? 
UwU My ÚwÚ cwedit :3 nyow ^-^ stands uWu on such >w< swippewy >w< gwound, 
:33 That ^-^ onye >_> of two OwO bad ^-^ ways you >w< must uWu conceit uWu me, 
x3 Eithew :3 a cowawd ^w^ ow :3 a uWu fwattewew. 
:33 That I >_> did love ^.^ thee, Caesaw, :33 O, 'tis :3 twue! 
>w< If then >w< thy spirit ÚwÚ wook x3 upon OwO us nyow, 
:33 Shaww ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >w< gwieve ÚwÚ thee ^w^ deawew than >w< thy death 
ÚwÚ To UwU see >w< thy Antony :33 making his :3 peace, 
Shaking OwO the bwoody fingers >_> of >w< thy uWu foes, 
uWu Most xDD nyobwe! UwU In OwO the :3 pwesence >_> of >w< thy ^.^ cowse? 
Had I as many eyes as :3 thou x3 hast uWu wounds, 
UwU Weeping as fast as uWu they ^w^ stweam :3 fowth >w< thy blood, 
^w^ It would ÚwÚ become me better than ^-^ to :33 cwose 
UwU In >_> tewms >_> of friendship with UwU thinye enyemies. 
Pawdon uWu me, Julius! ;;w;; Hewe >_< wast :3 thou ;;w;; bay'd, bwave >_< hawt, 
;;w;; Hewe didst :3 thou fall, ÚwÚ and here >w< thy >_< huntews ^.^ stand, 
ÚwÚ Sign'd in >w< thy ^w^ spoiw, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cwimson'd in >w< thy Wethe. 
:3 O UwU wowwd, :3 thou >_< wast OwO the fowest ^-^ to :3 this >_< hawt, 
And this, :3 indeed, :3 O UwU wowwd, OwO the OwO heawt >_> of thee. 
OwO How >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; deew strucken uWu by many princes 
Dost :3 thou here :33 wie! 
UwU CASSIUS. >_< Mawk Antony- 
^-^ ANTONY. Pawdon uWu me, ^-^ Caius >w< Cassius. 
The >_> enyemies >_> of Caesar uWu shaww uWu say :33 this: 
>_> Then, in :3 a OwO fwiend, ^.^ it :3 is x3 cowd ;;w;; modesty. 
UwU CASSIUS. I blame you ^.^ nyot uWu fow praising Caesar >w< so; 
But what xDD compact UwU mean you ^-^ to ^.^ have with >_> us? 
uWu Wiww you >w< be pwick'd in ÚwÚ nyumbew >_> of ^-^ ouw fwiends, 
Ow uWu shaww ^-^ we OwO on, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot depend uWu on you? 
^-^ ANTONY. OwO Thewefowe I took >_> youw x3 hands, uWu but ÚwÚ was >_< indeed 
:3 Sway'd ^-^ fwom OwO the point uWu by looking ;;w;; down uWu on Caesar. 
>_< Fwiends x3 am I with you >w< aww ÚwÚ and love you aww, 
:3 Upon :3 this >w< hope UwU that you uWu shaww ^w^ give me reasons 
UwU Why ÚwÚ and wherein Caesar ÚwÚ was dangewous. 
BWUTUS. Ow ewse ;;w;; wewe :3 this :3 a savage spectacwe. 
Our reasons awe OwO so :33 fuww >_> of good ^-^ wegawd 
:33 That ;;w;; wewe you, ^.^ Antony, OwO the :3 son >_> of Caesaw, 
You shouwd >w< be >_> satisfied. 
^-^ ANTONY. ^.^ That's >w< aww I >_> seek; 
And x3 am xDD moweuvw OwO suitow UwU that I ^-^ may 
Pwoduce his ÚwÚ body ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; mawketpwace, 
And in OwO the x3 puwpit, as >_< becomes :3 a OwO fwiend, 
^w^ Speak in OwO the owdew >_> of his funyewaw. 
BWUTUS. You ^-^ shaww, >_< Mawk x3 Antony. 
UwU CASSIUS. Bwutus, :3 a >_> wowd with you. 
>_> [Aside ^-^ to ^.^ Bwutus.] You xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what you do. Do ^.^ nyot consent 
:33 That Antony speak in his funyewaw. 
xDD Knyow you how >w< much OwO the ^w^ peopwe ^-^ may >w< be ÚwÚ muvd 
By UwU that ;;w;; which ^.^ he uWu wiww >_< uttew? 
BWUTUS. By >_> youw pawdon, 
I uWu wiww ^-^ mysewf OwO into OwO the pulpit :33 fiwst, 
And show OwO the reason >_> of ^-^ ouw Caesar's :33 death. 
What Antony uWu shaww ÚwÚ speak, I uWu wiww uWu pwotest 
ÚwÚ He ^-^ speaks uWu by xDD weave ÚwÚ and uWu by uWu pewmission, 
And UwU that ^-^ we awe OwO contented Caesar uWu shaww 
>_< Have >w< aww OwO twue :3 wites ÚwÚ and lawful uWu cewemonyies. 
^w^ It uWu shaww ^w^ advantage ^-^ mowe than ^-^ do OwO us ^.^ wwong. 
UwU CASSIUS. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^-^ may fall; I >_< wike ^.^ it not. 
BWUTUS. >_< Mawk ^.^ Antony, ;;w;; hewe, UwU take you Caesar's ÚwÚ body. 
You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot in >_> youw >_> funyewaw OwO speech blame >w< us, 
But speak >w< aww good you can devise >_> of Caesaw, 
And uWu say you do't uWu by ^-^ ouw uWu pewmission, 
Else uWu shaww you ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ^-^ any hand at >w< aww 
About his funyewaw. And you uWu shaww speak 
UwU In OwO the >_> same pulpit ÚwÚ wheweto I x3 am going, 
:33 Aftew my OwO speech :3 is OwO ended. 
^-^ ANTONY. Be ^.^ it so, 
I ^-^ do desiwe nyo more. 
BWUTUS. Pwepawe OwO the ÚwÚ body then, ÚwÚ and follow ÚwÚ us. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but x3 Antony. 
^-^ ANTONY. :33 O, pawdon uWu me, :3 thou ÚwÚ bweeding piece >_> of :3 eawth, 
:33 That I x3 am meek ÚwÚ and gentwe with ^.^ these >_< butchews! 
Thou art OwO the wuins >_> of OwO the nyobwest man 
:33 That >w< evew :33 wived in OwO the >_< tide >_> of x3 times. 
^w^ Woe ^-^ to OwO the hand UwU that shed :3 this costly blood! 
Over >w< thy wounds :3 nyow ^-^ do I pwophesy 
^.^ (Which >_< wike OwO dumb OwO mouths ^-^ do ;;w;; ope theiw uWu wuby lips 
ÚwÚ To UwU beg OwO the >w< voice ÚwÚ and uttewance >_> of my x3 tongue) 
OwO A ^w^ cuwse uWu shaww ^.^ wight x3 upon OwO the wimbs >_> of ^w^ men; 
>_< Domestic :3 fuwy ÚwÚ and fiewce civil stwife 
:33 Shaww cumbew >w< aww OwO the pawts >_> of Italy; 
Bwood ÚwÚ and destwuction uWu shaww >w< be OwO so in use, 
And dreadful x3 objects OwO so familiar, 
:33 That mothers uWu shaww uWu but >_> smiwe when uWu they >w< behowd 
Their OwO infants :3 quawtew'd with OwO the ^.^ hands >_> of waw; 
^-^ Aww ^-^ pity x3 choked with UwU custom >_> of feww >_< deeds, 
And Caesar's spirit OwO wanging uWu fow ÚwÚ wevenge, 
x3 With ^-^ Ate uWu by his >_> side come ^.^ hot ^-^ fwom >_< heww, 
:33 Shaww in ^.^ these confinyes with :3 a monarch's >w< voice 
OwO Cwy :33 "Havoc!" ÚwÚ and let :33 swip OwO the ;;w;; dogs >_> of war, 
:33 That :3 this ;;w;; fouw deed uWu shaww smell :33 abuv OwO the :3 eawth 
x3 With carrion ^-^ men, UwU gwoanying uWu fow buwiaw. 

x3 Entew :3 a Sewvant. 

You sewve ^w^ Octavius Caesaw, ^-^ do you not? 
SERVANT. I uWu do, >_< Mawk x3 Antony. 
^-^ ANTONY. Caesar >_> did wwite uWu fow him ^-^ to come ^-^ to Rome. 
SERVANT. ÚwÚ He >_> did weceive his :3 wettews, ÚwÚ and :3 is ^w^ coming, 
And ;;w;; bid me uWu say ^-^ to you uWu by >_> wowd >_> of x3 mouth- 
:3 O Caesaw! >_< Sees OwO the ÚwÚ body. 
^-^ ANTONY. x3 Thy OwO heawt :3 is xDD big; >_< get ÚwÚ thee >_> apawt ÚwÚ and weep. 
Passion, I >_> see, :3 is catching, uWu fow >_< minye >_> eyes, 
>_< Seeing x3 those uWu beads >_> of UwU sowwow ^.^ stand in thinye, 
^w^ Began ^-^ to watew. ^-^ Is >w< thy ^w^ mastew :33 coming? 
SERVANT. ÚwÚ He :3 wies tonight within :3 seven leagues >_> of Rome. 
^-^ ANTONY. x3 Post xDD back with ÚwÚ speed ÚwÚ and tell him what ;;w;; hath >w< chanced. 
;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ mouwnying Wome, :3 a dangewous Wome, 
:3 Nyo >_> Wome >_> of >_> safety uWu fow ^w^ Octavius yet; 
Hie hence, ÚwÚ and tell him ÚwÚ so. >_> Yet stay uWu awhiwe, 
Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot xDD back ÚwÚ tiww I ^.^ have ÚwÚ bownye :3 this cowse 
x3 Into OwO the marketplace. Thewe uWu shaww I :33 twy, 
UwU In my ;;w;; owation, how OwO the ^w^ peopwe UwU take 
The x3 cwuew xDD issue >_> of ^.^ these bwoody ^-^ men, 
>_> Accowding ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; which :3 thou ^-^ shawt :3 discouwse 
ÚwÚ To x3 young ^w^ Octavius >_> of OwO the OwO state >_> of ;;w;; things. 
;;w;; Wend me >_> youw hand. >_< Exeunt with Caesar's ÚwÚ body. 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
The ^-^ Fowum. 

x3 Entew Bwutus ÚwÚ and Cassius, ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU thwong >_> of ;;w;; Citizens. 

CITIZENS. We uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; satisfied! >_> Wet OwO us >w< be ;;w;; satisfied! 
BWUTUS. ;;w;; Then follow me ÚwÚ and ^w^ give me :33 audience, >_< fwiends. 
Cassius, >w< go you OwO into OwO the uWu othew uWu stweet 
And part OwO the x3 nyumbews. 
Those UwU that uWu wiww hear me ÚwÚ speak, let >w< 'em stay xDD hewe; 
Those UwU that uWu wiww follow Cassius, >w< go with him; 
And uWu pubwic reasons uWu shaww >w< be wendewed 
x3 Of Caesar's :33 death. 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. I uWu wiww hear Bwutus speak. 
x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. I uWu wiww hear ^w^ Cassius ÚwÚ and compawe theiw uWu weasons, 
When :3 sevewawwy ^-^ we hear them ^w^ wendewed. 
Exit Cassius, with >w< some ;;w;; Citizens. 
Bwutus :33 goes OwO into OwO the xDD puwpit. 
uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. The x3 nyobwe Bwutus :3 is UwU ascended. :33 Siwence! 
BWUTUS. Be uWu patient ÚwÚ tiww OwO the :33 wast. 
uWu Womans, countrymen, ÚwÚ and lovers! >w< Heaw me uWu fow my ^-^ cause, ÚwÚ and >w< be 
silent, UwU that you ^-^ may heaw. >_< Bewieve me uWu fow >_< minye honor, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have 
>_< wespect ^-^ to >_< minye honor, UwU that you ^-^ may bewieve. :3 Censuwe me in >_> youw 
;;w;; wisdom, ÚwÚ and :33 awake >_> youw ^w^ senses, UwU that you ^-^ may OwO the better :33 judge. >w< If 
there >w< be ^-^ any in :3 this assembly, ^-^ any dear fwiend >_> of Caesar's, ^-^ to 
him I uWu say UwU that ^w^ Bwutus' love ^-^ to Caesar ÚwÚ was nyo less than ^-^ his. >w< If 
then UwU that fwiend >_> demand x3 why Bwutus wose x3 against Caesaw, :3 this :3 is 
my OwO answew: :3 Nyot UwU that I loved Caesar ^.^ wess, uWu but UwU that I loved >_> Wome 
more. Had you wathew Caesar ;;w;; wewe :3 wiving ÚwÚ and die >w< aww ;;w;; swaves, than 
UwU that Caesar ;;w;; wewe UwU dead ^-^ to live >w< aww UwU fweemen? UwU As Caesar loved uWu me, I 
weep uWu fow him; as ^.^ he ÚwÚ was >_< fowtunyate, I uWu wejoice at xDD it; as ^.^ he ÚwÚ was 
:3 vawiant, I honyow him; uWu but as ^.^ he ÚwÚ was x3 ambitious, I slew >_> him. Thewe 
:3 is ;;w;; teaws uWu fow his love, ^.^ joy uWu fow his OwO fowtunye, honyow uWu fow his vawow, 
ÚwÚ and death uWu fow his x3 ambition. OwO Who :3 is here OwO so base UwU that would >w< be :3 a 
bondman? >w< If >_< any, ÚwÚ speak, uWu fow him ^.^ have I ;;w;; offended. OwO Who :3 is here OwO so 
wude UwU that would ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 a >_< Woman? >w< If >_< any, ÚwÚ speak, uWu fow him ^.^ have I 
;;w;; offended. OwO Who :3 is here OwO so :3 viwe UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ nyot love his countwy? >w< If 
>_< any, ÚwÚ speak, uWu fow him ^.^ have I ;;w;; offended. I :3 pause uWu fow :3 a ÚwÚ wepwy. 
ALL. None, Bwutus, none. 
BWUTUS. ;;w;; Then UwU nyonye ^.^ have I ;;w;; offended. I ^.^ have x3 donye nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to Caesar 
than you uWu shaww ^-^ do ^-^ to ;;w;; Bwutus. The xDD question >_> of his death :3 is 
:33 enwowwed in OwO the Capitow, his >_> gwowy ^.^ nyot extenyuated, wherein ^.^ he ÚwÚ was 
x3 wowthy, :3 nyow his xDD offenses ÚwÚ enfowced, uWu fow ;;w;; which ^.^ he x3 suffewed :33 death. 

x3 Entew Antony ÚwÚ and >w< othews, with Caesar's ÚwÚ body. 

;;w;; Hewe comes his body, mourned uWu by >_< Mawk ^.^ Antony, :3 who, >w< though ^.^ he xDD had 
nyo hand in his >_< death, uWu shaww weceive OwO the benefit >_> of his >_< dying, :3 a 
place in OwO the ^-^ commonweawth, as ;;w;; which >_> of you uWu shaww not? x3 With :3 this I 
ÚwÚ depawt- UwU that, as I slew my :33 best >_> wuvw uWu fow OwO the good >_> of Wome, I 
^.^ have OwO the >_> same dagger uWu fow ÚwÚ mysewf, when ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< pwease my ;;w;; countwy 
^-^ to :3 nyeed my :33 death. 
ALL. x3 Wive, Bwutus, live, wive! 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. >_< Bwing him with ;;w;; twiumph UwU home x3 unto his >_< house. 
x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. >w< Give him :3 a >_> statue with his ancestows. 
uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. >_> Wet him >w< be Caesar. 
>_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. Caesar's better pawts 
:33 Shaww >w< be xDD cwown'd in ;;w;; Bwutus. 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. >w< We'ww bwing him ^-^ to his house with shouts ÚwÚ and 
clamors. 
BWUTUS. UwU My ^.^ countwymen- 
x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. UwU Peace! :33 Siwence! Bwutus ;;w;; speaks. 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Peace, UwU ho! 
BWUTUS. Good countrymen, let me xDD depawt xDD awonye, 
And, uWu fow my UwU sake, stay here with x3 Antony. 
Do OwO gwace ^-^ to Caesar's cowse, ÚwÚ and OwO gwace his OwO speech 
x3 Tending ^-^ to Caesar's ÚwÚ gwowies, ;;w;; which >_< Mawk ^.^ Antony, 
By ^-^ ouw uWu pewmission, :3 is >_< awwow'd ^-^ to ^w^ make. 
I ^-^ do entweat you, ^.^ nyot :3 a man x3 depawt, 
ÚwÚ Save I xDD awonye, ÚwÚ tiww Antony ^.^ have spoke. UwU Exit. 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. >w< Stay, ^w^ ho, ÚwÚ and let OwO us hear >_< Mawk x3 Antony. 
uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. >_> Wet him >w< go OwO up OwO into OwO the uWu pubwic chair; 
>w< We'ww hear >_> him. x3 Nyobwe ^.^ Antony, >w< go :33 up. 
^-^ ANTONY. >_< Fow ^w^ Bwutus' UwU sake, I x3 am OwO behowding ^-^ to you. 
>_> Goes OwO into OwO the xDD puwpit. 
>_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. What OwO does ^.^ he uWu say >_> of >_> Bwutus? 
uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. ÚwÚ He uWu says, uWu fow ^w^ Bwutus' UwU sake, 
ÚwÚ He ^.^ finds ^-^ himsewf OwO behowding ^-^ to OwO us all. 
>_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. 'Twewe :33 best ^.^ he speak nyo harm >_> of Bwutus here. 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. :3 This Caesar ÚwÚ was :3 a tyrant. 
uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. ;;w;; Nyay, that's >w< cewtain. 
We awe bwest UwU that >_> Wome :3 is x3 wid >_> of >_> him. 
x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. UwU Peace! >_> Wet OwO us hear what Antony can >w< say. 
^-^ ANTONY. You gentwe Romans- 
ALL. Peace, UwU ho! >_> Wet OwO us hear >_> him. 
^-^ ANTONY. Friends, uWu Womans, countrymen, lend me >_> youw ^w^ eaws! 
I come ^-^ to :33 buwy Caesaw, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to UwU pwaise >_> him. 
The evil UwU that x3 men ^-^ do ;;w;; wives aftew ;;w;; them, 
The good :3 is ^w^ oft interred with theiw bones; 
^w^ So let ^.^ it >w< be with Caesar. The x3 nyobwe Bwutus 
;;w;; Hath told you Caesar ÚwÚ was ^-^ ambitious; 
>w< If ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe so, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 a grievous UwU fauwt, 
And gwievouswy ;;w;; hath Caesar xDD answew'd it. 
Here, uWu undew xDD weave >_> of Bwutus ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ west- 
>_< Fow Bwutus :3 is OwO an >w< honyowabwe >w< man; 
^w^ So awe uWu they aww, >w< aww >w< honyowabwe >w< men- 
Come I ^-^ to speak in Caesar's funyewaw. 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was my OwO fwiend, xDD faithfuw ÚwÚ and ^.^ just ^-^ to me; 
But Bwutus :33 says ^.^ he ÚwÚ was x3 ambitious, 
And Bwutus :3 is OwO an >w< honyowabwe xDD man. 
ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^w^ bwought many captives UwU home ^-^ to Wome, 
uWu Whose ^.^ wansoms >_> did OwO the ^w^ genyewaw OwO coffews fiww. 
OwO Did :3 this in Caesar ÚwÚ seem ambitious? 
When UwU that OwO the UwU poow ^.^ have cwied, Caesar ;;w;; hath ^-^ wept; 
>_> Ambition shouwd >w< be :3 made >_> of sterner >w< stuff: 
>_> Yet Bwutus :33 says ^.^ he ÚwÚ was x3 ambitious, 
And Bwutus :3 is OwO an >w< honyowabwe xDD man. 
You >w< aww >_> did UwU see UwU that uWu on OwO the ;;w;; Wupewcaw 
I ÚwÚ thwice presented him :3 a >w< kingwy UwU cwown, 
^w^ Which ^.^ he >_> did ÚwÚ thwice :33 wefuse. >_> Was :3 this ambition? 
>_> Yet Bwutus :33 says ^.^ he ÚwÚ was x3 ambitious, 
And ^w^ suwe ^.^ he :3 is OwO an >w< honyowabwe xDD man. 
I speak ^.^ nyot ^-^ to disprove what Bwutus spoke, 
But here I x3 am ^-^ to speak what I ^-^ do know. 
You >w< aww >_> did love him once, ^.^ nyot ^-^ without cause; 
What cause withholds you then ^-^ to mourn uWu fow OwO him? 
:3 O >_< judgement, :3 thou art xDD fwed ^-^ to :3 bwutish ;;w;; beasts, 
And x3 men ^.^ have lost theiw reason. Beaw with me; 
UwU My OwO heawt :3 is in OwO the ^-^ coffin there with Caesaw, 
And I >w< must :3 pause ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ it come xDD back ^-^ to >_> me. 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. x3 Methinks there :3 is >w< much reason in his sayings. 
x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. >w< If :3 thou consider >w< wightwy >_> of OwO the matter, 
Caesar >_> has xDD had gweat ^.^ wwong. 
uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. xDD Has >_< he, masters? 
I ;;w;; feaw there uWu wiww :3 a >_< wowse come in his :3 pwace. 
>_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. Mark'd ye his wowds? ÚwÚ He would ^.^ nyot UwU take OwO the >_< cwown; 
OwO Thewefowe 'tis ÚwÚ cewtain ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot OwO ambitious. 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be ;;w;; found so, >w< some uWu wiww dear >_> abide it. 
x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. OwO Poow >_> souw, his eyes awe wed as x3 fiwe with UwU weeping. 
uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. There's ^.^ nyot :3 a nobler man in >_> Wome than x3 Antony. 
>_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. Nyow mark ^w^ him, ^.^ he begins UwU again ^-^ to speak. 
^-^ ANTONY. But yesterday OwO the >_> wowd >_> of Caesar UwU might 
>_< Have ÚwÚ stood x3 against OwO the world. Nyow :3 wies ^.^ he there, 
And UwU nyonye OwO so UwU poow ^-^ to ^-^ do him x3 wevewence. 
:3 O :3 mastews! >w< If I ;;w;; wewe UwU disposed ^-^ to :33 stiw 
Your hearts ÚwÚ and ^w^ minds ^-^ to UwU mutiny ÚwÚ and wage, 
I shouwd ^-^ do Bwutus :33 wwong ÚwÚ and ^w^ Cassius ^.^ wwong, 
Who, you >w< aww >w< knyow, awe >w< honyowabwe ^-^ men. 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ do them ^-^ wwong; I wathew OwO choose 
ÚwÚ To :33 wwong OwO the OwO dead, ^-^ to :33 wwong ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ and you, 
>w< Than I uWu wiww :33 wwong such >w< honyowabwe ^-^ men. 
But >w< hewe's :3 a parchment with OwO the >w< seaw >_> of xDD Caesaw; 
I ;;w;; found ^.^ it in his ;;w;; cwoset, 'tis his uWu wiww. 
>_> Wet uWu but OwO the x3 commons hear :3 this :3 testament- 
>w< Which, pawdon uWu me, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot UwU mean ^-^ to wead- 
And uWu they would >w< go ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ kiss UwU dead Caesar's wounds 
And dip theiw ÚwÚ nyapkins in his xDD sacwed blood, 
xDD Yea, UwU beg :3 a >_< haiw >_> of him uWu fow memory, 
And, >_< dying, OwO mention ^.^ it within theiw wills, 
^w^ Bequeathing ^.^ it as :3 a rich legacy 
^.^ Unto theiw >_< issue. 
>_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. >w< We'ww hear OwO the uWu wiww. x3 Wead it, >_< Mawk x3 Antony. 
ALL. The wiww, OwO the ^.^ wiww! We uWu wiww hear Caesar's uWu wiww. 
^-^ ANTONY. >_< Have >_> patience, gentwe fwiends, I >w< must ^.^ nyot ;;w;; wead xDD it; 
^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ meet you xDD knyow how Caesar loved you. 
You awe ^.^ nyot >_< wood, you awe ^.^ nyot ^w^ stonyes, uWu but ^w^ men; 
And, being ^-^ men, hearing OwO the uWu wiww >_> of Caesaw, 
^w^ It uWu wiww >w< infwame you, ^.^ it uWu wiww ^-^ make you ^w^ mad. 
^.^ 'Tis good you xDD knyow ^.^ nyot UwU that you awe his ^-^ heiws, 
>_< Fow ^-^ if you x3 shouwd, :33 O, what would come >_> of ^.^ it! 
>_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. x3 Wead OwO the wiww; ^w^ we'ww hear it, x3 Antony. 
You uWu shaww ;;w;; wead OwO us OwO the wiww, Caesar's uWu wiww. 
^-^ ANTONY. uWu Wiww you >w< be :33 patient? uWu Wiww you stay awhile? 
I ^.^ have x3 o'ewshot ^-^ mysewf ^-^ to tell you >_> of it. 
I ;;w;; feaw I :33 wwong OwO the >w< honyowabwe x3 men 
uWu Whose >_> daggews ^.^ have ÚwÚ stabb'd xDD Caesaw; I ^-^ do ;;w;; feaw it. 
>_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. ^.^ They ;;w;; wewe x3 twaitows. ÚwÚ Honyowabwe >_< men! 
ALL. The ^.^ wiww! The OwO testament! 
x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. ^.^ They ;;w;; wewe viwwains, muwthewews. The ^.^ wiww! 
x3 Wead OwO the ^.^ wiww! 
^-^ ANTONY. You uWu wiww x3 compew me then ^-^ to ;;w;; wead OwO the x3 wiww? 
;;w;; Then ^-^ make :3 a ring about OwO the cowse >_> of Caesaw, 
And let me show you him UwU that :3 made OwO the uWu wiww. 
:33 Shaww I ^.^ descend? And uWu wiww you ^w^ give me weave? 
ALL. Come down. 
x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. ^w^ Descend. 
ÚwÚ He comes ;;w;; down ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD puwpit. 
uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. You uWu shaww ^.^ have weave. 
>_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. OwO A ;;w;; wing, ^.^ stand wound. 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Stand ^-^ fwom OwO the hearse, ^.^ stand ^-^ fwom OwO the ÚwÚ body. 
x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. Room uWu fow ^.^ Antony, UwU most x3 nyobwe x3 Antony. 
^-^ ANTONY. ;;w;; Nyay, press ^.^ nyot OwO so x3 upon uWu me, ^.^ stand :3 faw UwU off. 
ALL. Stand >w< back; UwU woom, bear >_> back! 
^-^ ANTONY. >w< If you ^.^ have >_< teaws, :33 pwepawe ^-^ to shed them OwO nyow. 
You >w< aww ^-^ do xDD knyow :3 this mantwe. I wemembew 
The ^.^ fiwst UwU time >w< evew Caesar >w< put ^.^ it OwO on; 
ÚwÚ 'Twas uWu on :3 a ÚwÚ summew's OwO evenying, in his >_> tent, 
:33 That :3 day ^.^ he :33 uvwcame OwO the ^-^ Nyewvii. 
Look, in :3 this place ÚwÚ wan UwU Cassius' dagger UwU thwough; 
^w^ See what :3 a rent OwO the ÚwÚ envious :3 Casca ^w^ made; 
^.^ Thwough :3 this OwO the :33 weww-bewuvd Bwutus stabb'd; 
And as ^.^ he UwU pwuck'd his x3 cuwsed >_< steew ^w^ away, 
>_< Mawk how OwO the UwU bwood >_> of Caesar follow'd it, 
UwU As ÚwÚ wushing >_< out >_> of doors, ^-^ to >w< be wesowved 
>w< If Bwutus OwO so UwU unkindwy >_> knyock'd, ^w^ ow no; 
>_< Fow Bwutus, as you >w< knyow, ÚwÚ was Caesar's ;;w;; angew. 
uWu Judge, :3 O you >_< gods, how dearly Caesar loved :3 him! 
:3 This ÚwÚ was OwO the UwU most OwO unkindest ÚwÚ cut >_> of uWu aww; 
>_< Fow when OwO the x3 nyobwe Caesar ^-^ saw him stab, 
xDD Ingwatitude, ^-^ mowe >w< stwong than :3 twaitows' uWu awms, 
OwO Quite ^.^ vanquish'd >_> him. ;;w;; Then ^-^ buwst his :3 mighty xDD heawt, 
And, in his mantle muffwing OwO up his ;;w;; face, 
>_< Even at OwO the base >_> of Pompey's uWu statue, 
^w^ Which >w< aww OwO the >_< whiwe ÚwÚ wan blood, gweat Caesar feww. 
:33 O, what :3 a ^-^ faww ÚwÚ was there, my countwymen! 
;;w;; Then OwO I, ÚwÚ and you, ÚwÚ and >w< aww >_> of OwO us feww down, 
>w< Whiwst bwoody uWu tweason flourish'd xDD uvw ÚwÚ us. 
:33 O, :3 nyow you ;;w;; weep, ÚwÚ and I pewceive you ;;w;; feew 
The ^.^ dint >_> of ;;w;; pity. ^.^ These awe >_< gwacious drops. 
UwU Kind souls, what weep you when you uWu but >w< behowd 
Our Caesar's ;;w;; vestuwe wounded? Wook you ;;w;; hewe, 
;;w;; Hewe :3 is himself, maww'd, as you >_> see, with x3 twaitows. 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. :3 O >w< piteous ^w^ spectacwe! 
x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. :3 O x3 nyobwe Caesaw! 
uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. :3 O :3 woefuw xDD day! 
>_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. :3 O ^-^ twaitows ^-^ viwwains! 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. :3 O UwU most bwoody uWu sight! 
x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. We uWu wiww >w< be uWu wevenged. 
ALL. Wevenge! xDD About! xDD Seek! ^w^ Buwn! Fiwe! xDD Kiww! 
Sway! >_> Wet ^.^ nyot :3 a >_> twaitow wive! 
^-^ ANTONY. >w< Stay, countrymen. 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. xDD Peace ;;w;; thewe! >w< Heaw OwO the x3 nyobwe x3 Antony. 
x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. >w< We'ww hear ^w^ him, ^w^ we'ww follow ^w^ him, ^w^ we'ww die with 
>_> him. 
^-^ ANTONY. Good fwiends, ^w^ sweet fwiends, let me ^.^ nyot :33 stiw you OwO up 
ÚwÚ To such :3 a ^w^ sudden flood >_> of >w< mutiny. 
^.^ They UwU that ^.^ have x3 donye :3 this deed awe UwU honyowabwe. 
What pwivate gwiefs uWu they x3 have, alas, I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, 
:33 That :3 made them ^-^ do it. ^.^ They awe xDD wise ÚwÚ and :33 honyowabwe, 
And wiww, nyo UwU doubt, with reasons ÚwÚ answew you. 
I come ;;w;; nyot, fwiends, ^-^ to >_< steaw away >_> youw ^-^ heawts. 
I x3 am nyo orator, as Bwutus >_> is; 
But, as you xDD knyow me aww, :3 a ;;w;; pwain >w< bwunt man, 
:33 That love my OwO fwiend, ÚwÚ and UwU that uWu they xDD knyow :33 fuww ;;w;; weww 
:33 That >_> gave me uWu pubwic xDD weave ^-^ to speak >_> of >_> him. 
>_< Fow I ^.^ have neither wit, :3 nyow x3 wowds, :3 nyow ^.^ wowth, 
;;w;; Action, :3 nyow >w< uttewance, :3 nyow OwO the power >_> of speech, 
ÚwÚ To :33 stiw xDD men's bwood. I only speak ^.^ wight OwO on; 
I tell you UwU that ;;w;; which you youwsewves ^-^ do know; 
Show you ^w^ sweet Caesar's uWu wounds, UwU poow OwO dumb uWu mouths, 
And ;;w;; bid them speak uWu fow >_> me. But ;;w;; wewe I Bwutus, 
And Bwutus ^.^ Antony, there ;;w;; wewe OwO an Antony 
Wouwd ^w^ wuffwe OwO up >_> youw uWu spiwits ÚwÚ and >w< put :3 a :33 tongue 
UwU In every x3 wound >_> of Caesar UwU that shouwd move 
The >w< stonyes >_> of >_> Wome ^-^ to xDD wise ÚwÚ and >w< mutiny. 
ALL. >w< We'ww >w< mutiny. 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. >w< We'ww >_< buwn OwO the house >_> of ;;w;; Bwutus. 
uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. Away, OwO then! ^w^ Come, >w< seek OwO the conspirators. 
^-^ ANTONY. >_> Yet hear uWu me, countwymen; ÚwÚ yet hear me speak. 
ALL. Peace, UwU ho! >w< Heaw ^.^ Antony, UwU most x3 nyobwe Antony! 
^-^ ANTONY. ÚwÚ Why, fwiends, you >w< go ^-^ to ^-^ do you xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >_> what. 
OwO Whewein ;;w;; hath Caesar ;;w;; thus >w< desewved >_> youw :33 wuvs? 
^.^ Awas, you xDD knyow not; I >w< must tell you xDD then. 
You ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot OwO the uWu wiww I told you >_> of. 
ALL. uWu Most true, OwO the ^.^ wiww! Let's stay ÚwÚ and hear OwO the uWu wiww. 
^-^ ANTONY. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the wiww, ÚwÚ and uWu undew Caesar's ÚwÚ seaw. 
ÚwÚ To every Woman xDD citizen ^.^ he gives, 
ÚwÚ To every uWu sevewaw man, >w< seventy-five drachmas. 
x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. uWu Most x3 nyobwe Caesaw! >w< We'ww wevenge his :33 death. 
uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. :3 O :33 woyaw Caesaw! 
^-^ ANTONY. >w< Heaw me with uWu patience. 
ALL. Peace, UwU ho! 
^-^ ANTONY. Moweuvw, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath weft you >w< aww his xDD wawks, 
His pwivate >_> awbows, ÚwÚ and new-planted uWu owchawds, 
uWu On :3 this >_> side :3 Tibew; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath weft them you, 
And ^-^ to >_> youw ;;w;; heiws forever- ^w^ common pleasures, 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wawk ÚwÚ abwoad ÚwÚ and recreate ÚwÚ youwsewves. 
;;w;; Hewe ÚwÚ was :3 a Caesaw! When comes such anyothew? 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. OwO Nyevew, never. ^w^ Come, ^w^ away, >w< away! 
>w< We'ww >_< buwn his ÚwÚ body in OwO the holy place 
And with OwO the bwands x3 fiwe OwO the :3 twaitows' houses. 
;;w;; Take OwO up OwO the ÚwÚ body. 
x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. uWu Go ÚwÚ fetch >w< fiwe. 
uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. :33 Pwuck ;;w;; down ^.^ benches. 
>_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. :33 Pwuck ;;w;; down forms, windows, ;;w;; anything. 
>_< Exeunt >_> Citizens with OwO the ÚwÚ body. 
^-^ ANTONY. Nyow let ^.^ it OwO wowk. *leans over* Mischief, :3 thou art ^-^ afoot, 
;;w;; Take :3 thou what ^-^ couwse :3 thou wilt. 

x3 Entew :3 a Sewvant. 

OwO How nyow, fewwow? 
SERVANT. >_> Siw, ^w^ Octavius :3 is already come ^-^ to Rome. 
^-^ ANTONY. :3 Whewe :3 is x3 he? 
SERVANT. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ and Lepidus awe at Caesar's >_< house. 
^-^ ANTONY. And thithew uWu wiww I straight ^-^ to >w< visit >_> him. 
ÚwÚ He comes x3 upon :3 a wish. >_> Fowtunye :3 is uWu mewwy, 
And in :3 this >w< mood uWu wiww ^w^ give OwO us ;;w;; anything. 
SERVANT. I heard him uWu say Bwutus ÚwÚ and ^w^ Cassius 
uWu Awe x3 wid >_< wike xDD madmen OwO thwough OwO the ^w^ gates >_> of Rome. 
^-^ ANTONY. Be >_< wike uWu they xDD had >w< some nyotice >_> of OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, 
OwO How I xDD had ÚwÚ muvd ^.^ them. >_< Bwing me ^-^ to ^.^ Octavius. OwO Exeunt. 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
OwO A street. 

x3 Entew ;;w;; Cinnya OwO the ^-^ poet. 

^-^ CINNyA. I dreamt tonight UwU that I >_> did feast with Caesaw, 
And >w< things unwuckiwy chawge my xDD fantasy. 
I ^.^ have nyo uWu wiww ^-^ to ÚwÚ wandew :3 fowth >_> of doors, 
>_> Yet xDD something weads me fowth. 

x3 Entew ;;w;; Citizens. 

OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. What :3 is >_> youw name? 
x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. Whither awe you going? 
uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. :3 Whewe ^-^ do you dweww? 
>_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. uWu Awe you :3 a married man ^w^ ow :3 a bachelor? 
x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. Answer every man ^-^ diwectwy. 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and briefly. 
>_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and wisewy. 
uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and truly, you ;;w;; wewe >_> best. 
^-^ CINNyA. What :3 is my name? Whither x3 am I going? :3 Whewe ^-^ do I dweww? OwO Am I 
:3 a married man ^w^ ow :3 a bachelor? >_> Then, ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew every man :33 diwectwy 
ÚwÚ and :3 bwiefwy, wisewy ÚwÚ and xDD twuwy: wisewy I ÚwÚ say, I x3 am :3 a bachelor. 
x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. ^.^ That's as >w< much as ^-^ to uWu say uWu they awe fools UwU that uWu mawwy. 
You'll bear me :3 a bang uWu fow UwU that, I fear. x3 Pwoceed ^-^ diwectwy. 
^-^ CINNyA. Directly, I x3 am ^-^ going ^-^ to Caesar's funyewaw. 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. UwU As :3 a fwiend ^w^ ow OwO an x3 enyemy? 
^-^ CINNyA. UwU As :3 a >w< fwiend. 
x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. :33 That matter :3 is answewed ^-^ diwectwy. 
>_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. >_< Fow >_> youw x3 dwewwing, briefly. 
^-^ CINNyA. :33 Bwiefwy, I ÚwÚ dweww uWu by OwO the xDD Capitow. 
uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. Your uWu nyame, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; twuwy. 
^-^ CINNyA. Twuwy, my name :3 is >w< Cinnya. 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. >_< Teaw him ^-^ to pieces, :33 he's :3 a conspirator. 
^-^ CINNyA. I x3 am ;;w;; Cinnya OwO the :3 poet, I x3 am ;;w;; Cinnya OwO the ^-^ poet. 
>_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. >_< Teaw him uWu fow his OwO bad >_> vewses, >w< teaw him uWu fow his OwO bad 
verses. 
^-^ CINNyA. I x3 am ^.^ nyot ;;w;; Cinnya OwO the conspirator. 
>_< FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. ^w^ It :3 is nyo matter, his nyame's >w< Cinnya. :33 Pwuck uWu but his 
name >_< out >_> of his xDD heawt, ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn him ^w^ going. 
uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. >_< Teaw ^w^ him, >w< teaw :3 him! ^w^ Come, :33 bwands, ^w^ ho, firebrands. ÚwÚ To 
ÚwÚ Bwutus', ^-^ to Cassius'; >_< buwn all. uWu Some ^-^ to Decius' OwO house, ÚwÚ and >w< some 
^-^ to Casca's, >w< some ^-^ to :3 Wigawius'. Away, go! OwO Exeunt. 




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^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
OwO A house in Rome. ^.^ Antony, ÚwÚ Octavius, ÚwÚ and Lepidus, seated at :3 a ^-^ tabwe. 

^-^ ANTONY. ^.^ These many then uWu shaww x3 die, theiw >_< nyames awe ÚwÚ pwick'd. 
^-^ OCTAVIUS. Your bwothew xDD too >w< must ^.^ die; consent you, ^w^ Wepidus? 
UwU WEPIDUS. I ^-^ do :3 consent- 
^-^ OCTAVIUS. Pwick him down, x3 Antony. 
UwU WEPIDUS. :3 Upon ^.^ condition :33 Pubwius uWu shaww ^.^ nyot live, 
OwO Who :3 is >_> youw ;;w;; sistew's UwU son, >_< Mawk x3 Antony. 
^-^ ANTONY. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :3 wive; look, with :3 a xDD spot I x3 damn >_> him. 
But, Lepidus, >w< go you ^-^ to Caesar's OwO house, 
x3 Fetch OwO the uWu wiww hithew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu shaww xDD detewminye 
OwO How ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut x3 off >w< some chawge in legacies. 
UwU WEPIDUS. >_> What, uWu shaww I find you hewe? 
^-^ OCTAVIUS. Ow ;;w;; hewe, ^w^ ow at OwO the xDD Capitow. Exit UwU Wepidus. 
^-^ ANTONY. :3 This :3 is :3 a ^w^ swight unmewitabwe man, 
UwU Meet ^-^ to >w< be x3 sent uWu on uWu ewwands. ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ fit, 
The xDD thwee-fowd x3 wowwd xDD divided, ^.^ he shouwd ^.^ stand 
>_< Onye >_> of OwO the three ^-^ to share it? 
^-^ OCTAVIUS. ^w^ So you ^w^ thought ^w^ him, 
And took his >w< voice ^-^ who shouwd >w< be pwick'd ^-^ to die 
UwU In ^-^ ouw bwack >_< sentence ÚwÚ and >w< pwoscwiption. 
^-^ ANTONY. ÚwÚ Octavius, I ^.^ have uWu seen ^-^ mowe >_< days than you, 
And >w< though ^-^ we uWu way ^.^ these ;;w;; honyows uWu on :3 this man 
ÚwÚ To >_> ease uWu ouwsewves >_> of divews >w< swandewous woads, 
ÚwÚ He uWu shaww uWu but bear them as OwO the ;;w;; ass uWu beaws ^.^ gowd, 
ÚwÚ To >_> gwoan ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sweat uWu undew OwO the businyess, 
x3 Eithew wed ^w^ ow ^.^ dwiven, as ^-^ we point OwO the OwO way; 
And having ^w^ bwought ^-^ ouw >_> tweasuwe xDD whewe ^-^ we wiww, 
;;w;; Then UwU take ^-^ we ;;w;; down his woad ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn him OwO off, 
;;w;; Wike ^-^ to OwO the uWu empty ass, ^-^ to >_< shake his ears 
And graze in ÚwÚ commons. 
^-^ OCTAVIUS. You ^-^ may ^-^ do >_> youw wiww, 
But :33 he's :3 a ^.^ twied ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ vawiant sowdiew. 
^-^ ANTONY. ^w^ So :3 is my OwO howse, ÚwÚ Octavius, ÚwÚ and uWu fow UwU that 
I ^-^ do ÚwÚ appoint him ^.^ stowe >_> of ;;w;; pwuvndew. 
^w^ It :3 is :3 a ;;w;; cweatuwe UwU that I teach ^-^ to fight, 
ÚwÚ To wind, ^-^ to ÚwÚ stop, ^-^ to run :33 diwectwy OwO on, 
His cowpowaw motion guvwn'd uWu by my spirit. 
And, in >w< some taste, :3 is Lepidus uWu but :3 so: 
ÚwÚ He >w< must >w< be taught, ÚwÚ and xDD twain'd, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid >w< go fowth; 
OwO A UwU bawwen-spiwited fewwow, ^-^ onye UwU that feeds 
uWu On objects, :3 awts, ÚwÚ and imitations, 
>w< Which, >_< out >_> of ;;w;; use ÚwÚ and staled uWu by uWu othew ^-^ men, 
xDD Begin his xDD fashion. Do ^.^ nyot talk >_> of him 
But as :3 a UwU pwopewty. And nyow, ÚwÚ Octavius, 
:33 Wisten gweat ;;w;; things. Bwutus ÚwÚ and ^w^ Cassius 
uWu Awe ^.^ wevying powers; ^-^ we >w< must straight ^-^ make ÚwÚ head; 
OwO Thewefowe let ^-^ ouw awwiance >w< be :3 combinyed, 
Our :33 best fwiends made, ^-^ ouw :3 means uWu stwetch'd; 
And let OwO us ÚwÚ pwesentwy >w< go ^-^ sit in counciw, 
OwO How covert mattews ^-^ may >w< be :33 best ^w^ discwosed, 
And open pewiws >_> suwest ;;w;; answewed. 
^-^ OCTAVIUS. >_> Wet OwO us ^-^ do so, uWu fow ^-^ we awe at OwO the stake, 
And ;;w;; bay'd about with many enemies; 
And >w< some UwU that >_> smiwe ^.^ have in theiw hearts, I feaw, 
>_> Miwwions >_> of >_> mischiefs. OwO Exeunt. 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
ÚwÚ Camp ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ Sawdis. Before ^w^ Bwutus' >w< tent. ^-^ Dwum. 

x3 Entew Bwutus, :3 Wuciwius, >_< Wucius, ÚwÚ and UwU Sowdiews; :3 Titinyius ÚwÚ and Pindarus ^.^ meet ^.^ them. 

BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Stand, UwU ho! 
x3 WUCIWIUS. >w< Give OwO the ;;w;; wowd, ^w^ ho, ÚwÚ and :3 stand. 
BWUTUS. What nyow, :3 Wuciwius, :3 is ^w^ Cassius x3 nyeaw? 
x3 WUCIWIUS. ÚwÚ He :3 is at ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and Pindarus :3 is come 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ do you sawutation ^-^ fwom his mastew. 
BWUTUS. ÚwÚ He >_> gweets me :33 weww. Your :3 mastew, Pindawus, 
UwU In his >_> own change, ^w^ ow uWu by i-iww ;;w;; officews, 
;;w;; Hath >w< given me >w< some >w< wowthy cause ^-^ to ^w^ wish 
OwO Things x3 donye >w< undonye; uWu but ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be at ;;w;; hand, 
I uWu shaww >w< be >_> satisfied. 
PINDARUS. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot x3 doubt 
But UwU that my x3 nyobwe ^w^ mastew uWu wiww :3 appeaw 
Such as ^.^ he ;;w;; is, :33 fuww >_> of ^-^ wegawd ÚwÚ and uWu honyow. 
BWUTUS. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ nyot UwU doubted. OwO A ;;w;; wowd, :3 Wuciwius, 
OwO How ^.^ he >_< weceived you. >_> Wet me >w< be resolved. 
x3 WUCIWIUS. x3 With couwtesy ÚwÚ and with >_< wespect enyough, 
But ^.^ nyot with such ÚwÚ famiwiaw :3 instances, 
Nyow with such free ÚwÚ and fwiendwy conference, 
UwU As ^.^ he ;;w;; hath used >_> of ^.^ owd. 
BWUTUS. Thou x3 hast x3 descwibed 
OwO A ^.^ hot fwiend >w< coowing. :33 Evew nyote, :3 Wuciwius, 
When love begins ^-^ to >w< sicken ÚwÚ and UwU decay 
^w^ It useth OwO an ^-^ enfowced cewemony. 
Thewe awe nyo tricks in ;;w;; pwain ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ simpwe ^w^ faith; 
But >w< howwow ^-^ men, >_< wike howses ^.^ hot at ;;w;; hand, 
UwU Make x3 gawwant show ÚwÚ and pwomise >_> of theiw mettwe; 
But when uWu they shouwd >_> enduwe OwO the bwoody uWu spuw, 
^.^ They ^-^ faww theiw crests ÚwÚ and >_< wike x3 deceitfuw UwU jades 
Sink in OwO the trial. x3 Comes his ;;w;; awmy :3 on? 
x3 WUCIWIUS. ^.^ They meant his night in ÚwÚ Sawd :3 is ^-^ to >w< be quarter'd; 
The gweatew UwU pawt, OwO the horse in general, 
uWu Awe come with >w< Cassius. Low mawch within. 
BWUTUS. Hawk, ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ awwived. 
ÚwÚ Mawch gently uWu on ^-^ to ^.^ meet >_> him. 

x3 Entew ^w^ Cassius ÚwÚ and his Powers. 

UwU CASSIUS. ÚwÚ Stand, UwU ho! 
BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Stand, UwU ho! ^w^ Speak OwO the >_> wowd awong. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. ;;w;; Stand! 
x3 SECOND ^-^ SOWDIEW. ;;w;; Stand! 
uWu THIWD ^-^ SOWDIEW. ;;w;; Stand! 
UwU CASSIUS. uWu Most x3 nyobwe :33 bwothew, you ^.^ have x3 donye me ^.^ wwong. 
BWUTUS. Judge uWu me, you x3 gods! Wrong I >_< minye enyemies? 
And, ^-^ if ^.^ nyot so, how shouwd I :33 wwong :3 a xDD bwothew? 
UwU CASSIUS. Bwutus, :3 this :33 sobew fowm >_> of x3 youws hides wwongs, 
And when you ^-^ do ^w^ them- 
BWUTUS. Cassius, >w< be >_< content, 
^w^ Speak >_> youw gwiefs :33 softwy, I ^-^ do xDD knyow you :33 weww. 
Before OwO the eyes >_> of uWu both ^-^ ouw x3 awmies ;;w;; hewe, 
^w^ Which shouwd pewceive nyothing uWu but love ^-^ fwom >w< us, 
>_> Wet OwO us ^.^ nyot :33 wwangwe. UwU Bid them move away; 
;;w;; Then in my >_> tent, Cassius, ÚwÚ enwawge >_> youw ^.^ gwiefs, 
And I uWu wiww ^w^ give you uWu audience. 
UwU CASSIUS. Pindawus, 
UwU Bid ^-^ ouw commandews ;;w;; wead theiw chawges x3 off 
OwO A wittwe ^-^ fwom :3 this ground. 
BWUTUS. :3 Wuciwius, ^-^ do you OwO the ^-^ wike, ÚwÚ and let nyo man 
Come ^-^ to ^-^ ouw tent ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ we ^.^ have x3 donye ^-^ ouw ^w^ confewence. 
>_> Wet Wucius ÚwÚ and :3 Titinyius guawd ^-^ ouw ^w^ doow. OwO Exeunt. 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
^w^ Bwutus' >w< tent. 

x3 Entew Bwutus ÚwÚ and >w< Cassius. 

UwU CASSIUS. :33 That you ^.^ have wrong'd me doth :3 appeaw in :33 this: 
You ^.^ have :33 condemn'd ÚwÚ and nyoted Wucius Pella 
>_< Fow ^-^ taking x3 bwibes here >_> of OwO the Sawdians, 
OwO Whewein my :3 wettews, uWu pwaying uWu on his >w< side, 
xDD Because I knew OwO the man, ;;w;; wewe swighted UwU off. 
BWUTUS. You wrong'd yourself ^-^ to wwite in such :3 a ^.^ case. 
UwU CASSIUS. UwU In such :3 a UwU time as :3 this ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ meet 
:33 That every nice >_> offense shouwd bear his :33 comment. 
BWUTUS. >_> Wet me tell you, Cassius, you yourself 
uWu Awe >w< much :33 condemn'd ^-^ to ^.^ have OwO an ^-^ itching x3 pawm, 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; seww ÚwÚ and mawt >_> youw ^-^ offices uWu fow gold 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ undesewvews. 
UwU CASSIUS. I OwO an ^-^ itching palm? 
You xDD knyow UwU that you awe Bwutus UwU that ^-^ speaks this, 
Or, uWu by OwO the >_< gods, :3 this OwO speech ;;w;; wewe ewse >_> youw :33 wast. 
BWUTUS. The name >_> of ^w^ Cassius ;;w;; honyows :3 this x3 cowwuption, 
And OwO chastisement doth OwO thewefowe hide his head. 
UwU CASSIUS. Chastisement? 
BWUTUS. Wemembew xDD Mawch, OwO the >_< ides >_> of ÚwÚ Mawch wemembew. 
OwO Did ^.^ nyot gweat Julius bleed uWu fow ^-^ justice' >_< sake? 
What villain ^w^ touch'd his body, UwU that >_> did stab, 
And ^.^ nyot uWu fow ^w^ justice? >_> What, uWu shaww ^-^ onye >_> of >w< us, 
:33 That struck OwO the ÚwÚ fowemost man >_> of >w< aww :3 this x3 wowwd 
But uWu fow supporting ÚwÚ wobbews, uWu shaww ^-^ we :3 nyow 
>w< Contaminyate ^-^ ouw fingers with base x3 bwibes 
And ;;w;; seww OwO the :3 mighty space >_> of ^-^ ouw uWu wawge ;;w;; honyows 
>_< Fow OwO so >w< much trash as ^-^ may >w< be ^-^ gwasped ^.^ thus? 
I xDD had wathew >w< be :3 a dog, ÚwÚ and :33 bay OwO the ^w^ moon, 
>w< Than such :3 a x3 Woman. 
UwU CASSIUS. Bwutus, :33 bait ^.^ nyot uWu me, 
I'll ^.^ nyot >_> enduwe it. You ^-^ fowget yourself 
ÚwÚ To :33 hedge me in. I x3 am :3 a ^-^ sowdiew, OwO I, 
;;w;; Owdew in pwactice, ^w^ abwew than yourself 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make ÚwÚ conditions. 
BWUTUS. uWu Go ^.^ to, you awe ;;w;; nyot, >w< Cassius. 
UwU CASSIUS. I ÚwÚ am. 
BWUTUS. I uWu say you awe not. 
UwU CASSIUS. Uwge me nyo :3 mowe, I uWu shaww ^-^ fowget mysewf; 
>_< Have :33 mind x3 upon >_> youw ^.^ heawth, >_> tempt me nyo ÚwÚ fawthew. 
BWUTUS. Away, ^w^ swight ^w^ man! 
UwU CASSIUS. :3 Is't ;;w;; possibwe? 
BWUTUS. >w< Heaw uWu me, uWu fow I uWu wiww speak. 
Must I ^w^ give uWu way ÚwÚ and :3 woom ^-^ to >_> youw wash ^-^ chowew? 
:33 Shaww I >w< be ^.^ fwighted when :3 a >_< madman uWu stawes? 
UwU CASSIUS. :3 O >_< gods, ye x3 gods! Must I >_> enduwe >w< aww uWu this? 
BWUTUS. ^-^ Aww uWu this? >w< Ay, more. Fret ÚwÚ tiww >_> youw >_> pwoud OwO heawt break. 
uWu Go show >_> youw slaves how ^w^ chowewic you awe, 
And ^-^ make >_> youw ;;w;; bondmen twembwe. Must I bouge? 
Must I observe you? Must I ^.^ stand ÚwÚ and >_< cwouch 
^.^ Undew >_> youw ÚwÚ testy >w< humow? By OwO the >_< gods, 
You uWu shaww OwO digest OwO the venyom >_> of >_> youw spleen, 
^-^ Though ^.^ it ^-^ do split you, for, ^-^ fwom :3 this :3 day >w< fowth, 
I'll ;;w;; use you uWu fow my mirth, ^-^ yea, uWu fow my :3 waughtew, 
When you awe UwU waspish. 
UwU CASSIUS. ^-^ Is ^.^ it come ^-^ to uWu this? 
BWUTUS. You uWu say you awe :3 a better ;;w;; sowdiew: 
>_> Wet ^.^ it :3 appeaw so, ^-^ make >_> youw vaunting true, 
And ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< pwease me :33 weww. >_< Fow >_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, 
I uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ gwad ^-^ to learn >_> of x3 nyobwe ^-^ men. 
UwU CASSIUS. You :33 wwong me every >_< way, you :33 wwong uWu me, ;;w;; Bwutus. 
I said, OwO an ÚwÚ ewdew ^-^ sowdiew, ^.^ nyot :3 a ^w^ bettew. 
OwO Did I uWu say "bettew"? 
BWUTUS. >w< If you :33 did, I cawe not. 
UwU CASSIUS. When Caesar uWu wived, ^.^ he durst ^.^ nyot ;;w;; thus ^.^ have ÚwÚ muvd >_> me. 
BWUTUS. Peace, :3 peace! You durst ^.^ nyot OwO so ^.^ have OwO tempted >_> him. 
UwU CASSIUS. I durst not? 
BWUTUS. >_< Nyo. 
UwU CASSIUS. >_> What, durst ^.^ nyot >_> tempt OwO him? 
BWUTUS. >_< Fow >_> youw life you durst not. 
UwU CASSIUS. Do ^.^ nyot presume xDD too >w< much x3 upon my :33 wuv; 
I ^-^ may ^-^ do UwU that I uWu shaww >w< be >_< sowwy OwO fow. 
BWUTUS. You ^.^ have x3 donye UwU that you shouwd >w< be >_< sowwy OwO fow. 
Thewe :3 is nyo ;;w;; tewwow, Cassius, in >_> youw ^w^ thweats, 
>_< Fow I x3 am UwU awm'd OwO so >w< stwong in ;;w;; honyesty, 
:33 That uWu they xDD pass uWu by me as OwO the :33 idwe ^.^ wind 
^w^ Which I >_< wespect not. I >_> did ^-^ send ^-^ to you 
>_< Fow ÚwÚ cewtain ÚwÚ sums >_> of ^.^ gowd, ;;w;; which you ;;w;; denyied uWu me, 
>_< Fow I can ÚwÚ waise nyo money uWu by :3 viwe ^w^ means. 
By UwU heaven, I xDD had wathew >_< coin my OwO heawt 
And >_> dwop my UwU bwood uWu fow ^.^ dwachmas than ^-^ to wwing 
From OwO the ^-^ hawd ^.^ hands >_> of peasants theiw :3 viwe trash 
By ^-^ any :33 indiwection. I >_> did ^-^ send 
ÚwÚ To you uWu fow gold ^-^ to pay my uWu wegions, 
^w^ Which you ;;w;; denyied >_> me. >_> Was UwU that x3 donye >_< wike ^-^ Cassius? 
;;w;; Shouwd I ^.^ have xDD answew'd ^-^ Caius ^w^ Cassius so? 
When Mawcus Bwutus grows OwO so cuvtous 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ wock such >w< wascaw ;;w;; countews ^-^ fwom his fwiends, 
Be ^w^ weady, >_< gods, with >w< aww >_> youw thunderbolts, 
uWu Dash him ^-^ to pieces! 
UwU CASSIUS. I ;;w;; denyied you not. 
BWUTUS. You ÚwÚ did. 
UwU CASSIUS. I >_> did not. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was uWu but :3 a OwO foow 
:33 That ^w^ bwought my ÚwÚ answew ^-^ back. Bwutus ;;w;; hath rived my ÚwÚ heawt. 
OwO A fwiend shouwd bear his UwU fwiend's infirmities, 
But Bwutus makes >_< minye gweatew than uWu they >_> awe. 
BWUTUS. I ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ tiww you ;;w;; pwactise them uWu on >_> me. 
UwU CASSIUS. You love me not. 
BWUTUS. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike >_> youw ^w^ fauwts. 
UwU CASSIUS. OwO A fwiendwy eye :33 couwd never UwU see such ^w^ fauwts. 
BWUTUS. OwO A fwattewew's would ;;w;; nyot, >w< though uWu they ^-^ do :3 appeaw 
UwU As huge as UwU high Olympus. 
UwU CASSIUS. ^w^ Come, ^.^ Antony, ÚwÚ and x3 young ÚwÚ Octavius, xDD come, 
^w^ Wevenge youwsewves :3 awonye uWu on Cassius, 
>_< Fow ^w^ Cassius :3 is aweary >_> of OwO the ^.^ wowwd: 
Hated uWu by ^-^ onye ^.^ he :33 wuvs; ;;w;; bwaved uWu by his brother; 
^.^ Check'd >_< wike :3 a :3 bondman; >w< aww his faults >_> obsewved, 
ÚwÚ Set in :3 a ;;w;; nyotebook, ^w^ weawn'd ÚwÚ and ^w^ conn'd uWu by ^.^ wote, 
ÚwÚ To UwU cast OwO into my teeth. :33 O, I :33 couwd weep 
UwU My spirit ^-^ fwom >_< minye >_> eyes! Thewe :3 is my UwU daggew, 
And here my ^.^ nyaked breast; ÚwÚ within, :3 a OwO heawt 
>_> Deawew than :3 Pwuto's ÚwÚ minye, wichew than >w< gowd. 
>w< If UwU that :3 thou :33 best :3 a :3 Woman, UwU take ^.^ it fowth; 
OwO I, UwU that ;;w;; denyied ÚwÚ thee ^.^ gowd, uWu wiww ^w^ give my ÚwÚ heawt. 
Strike, as :3 thou didst at Caesaw, uWu fow I >w< knyow, 
When :3 thou didst UwU hate him worst, :3 thou >w< wuvdst him better 
>w< Than >w< evew :3 thou >w< wuvdst >w< Cassius. 
BWUTUS. >_< Sheathe >_> youw dagger. 
Be :3 angwy when you wiww, ^.^ it uWu shaww ^.^ have ^w^ scope; 
Do what you wiww, ^.^ dishonyow uWu shaww >w< be humor. 
:3 O Cassius, you awe :3 yoked with :3 a ^w^ wamb, 
:33 That >_> cawwies :3 angew as OwO the fwint uWu beaws fire, 
Who, >w< much ÚwÚ enfowced, >w< shows :3 a ^-^ hasty ^w^ spawk 
And straight :3 is x3 cowd again. 
UwU CASSIUS. ;;w;; Hath ^w^ Cassius :33 wived 
ÚwÚ To >w< be uWu but uWu miwth ÚwÚ and laughter ^-^ to his Bwutus, 
When >w< gwief ÚwÚ and UwU bwood ill-temper'd vexeth OwO him? 
BWUTUS. When I xDD spoke UwU that, I ÚwÚ was ill-temper'd ^w^ too. 
UwU CASSIUS. Do you x3 confess OwO so much? >w< Give me >_> youw hand. 
BWUTUS. And my OwO heawt ^w^ too. 
UwU CASSIUS. :3 O x3 Bwutus! 
BWUTUS. What's OwO the matter? 
UwU CASSIUS. >_< Have ^.^ nyot you love enough ^-^ to bear with me 
When UwU that wash humow ;;w;; which my mothew >_> gave me 
:3 Makes me >w< fowgetfuw? 
BWUTUS. x3 Yes, Cassius, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom :33 hencefowth, 
When you awe uvweawnyest with >_> youw Bwutus, 
He'll ÚwÚ think >_> youw mothew chides, ÚwÚ and xDD weave you ÚwÚ so. 
UwU POET. [Within.] >_> Wet me >w< go in ^-^ to UwU see OwO the genyewaws. 
Thewe :3 is >w< some ÚwÚ gwudge :3 between >w< 'em, 'tis ^.^ nyot ^.^ meet 
^.^ They >w< be awonye. 
x3 WUCIWIUS. [Within.] You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot come ^-^ to ^.^ them. 
UwU POET. [Within.] Nyothing uWu but death uWu shaww stay >_> me. 

x3 Entew Poet, ^-^ fowwowed uWu by :3 Wuciwius, uWu Titinyius, ÚwÚ and Wucius. 

UwU CASSIUS. OwO How nyow, ^w^ what's OwO the matter? 
UwU POET. >_< Fow shame, you ÚwÚ genyewaws! What ^-^ do you ÚwÚ mean? 
UwU Wuv, ÚwÚ and >w< be fwiends, as two such x3 men shouwd ^w^ be; 
>_< Fow I ^.^ have uWu seen ^-^ mowe yeaws, ^-^ I'm ;;w;; suwe, than ^.^ ye. 
UwU CASSIUS. Ha, ^-^ ha! OwO How vilely doth :3 this OwO cynyic whyme! 
BWUTUS. UwU Get you hence, ;;w;; siwwah; ;;w;; saucy fewwow, OwO hence! 
UwU CASSIUS. Beaw with ^w^ him, OwO Bwutus; 'tis his xDD fashion. 
BWUTUS. I'll xDD knyow his humow when ^.^ he knows his xDD time. 
What shouwd OwO the wars ^-^ do with ^.^ these >_> jigging ^w^ foows? 
^.^ Companyion, OwO hence! 
UwU CASSIUS. Away, ^w^ away, >w< be uWu gonye! Exit x3 Poet. 
BWUTUS. >_> Wuciwius ÚwÚ and uWu Titinyius, ;;w;; bid OwO the commandews 
Pwepawe ^-^ to lodge theiw ^w^ companyies >_< tonyight. 
UwU CASSIUS. And come youwsewves ÚwÚ and bwing >_> Messawa with you 
Immediately ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. >_< Exeunt >_> Wuciwius ÚwÚ and Titinyius. 
BWUTUS. >_< Wucius, :3 a boww >_> of ;;w;; winye! Exit Wucius. 
UwU CASSIUS. I >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think you :33 couwd ^.^ have >_< been OwO so xDD angwy. 
BWUTUS. :3 O Cassius, I x3 am uWu sick >_> of many griefs. 
UwU CASSIUS. x3 Of >_> youw phiwosophy you ^-^ make nyo use, 
>w< If you ^w^ give place ^-^ to accidentaw uWu eviws. 
BWUTUS. :3 Nyo man uWu beaws UwU sowwow ^w^ bettew. OwO Powtia :3 is UwU dead. 
UwU CASSIUS. Ha? Powtia? 
BWUTUS. She :3 is UwU dead. 
UwU CASSIUS. OwO How ;;w;; 'scaped :33 kiwwing when I ;;w;; cwoss'd you so? 
:3 O ;;w;; insuppowtabwe ÚwÚ and ^w^ touching ^w^ woss! 
:3 Upon what sickness? 
BWUTUS. >_> Impatient >_> of my x3 absence, 
And >w< gwief UwU that x3 young ^w^ Octavius with >_< Mawk Antony 
>_< Have :3 made themsewves OwO so stwong- uWu fow with xDD hew death 
:33 That >_< tidings came- with :3 this ^.^ she feww ^-^ distwact, 
And (her attendants absent) swawwow'd >w< fiwe. 
UwU CASSIUS. And ;;w;; died so? 
BWUTUS. >_< Even ÚwÚ so. 
UwU CASSIUS. :3 O ye immortal x3 gods! 

;;w;; We-entew >_< Wucius, with xDD winye ÚwÚ and >_> tapew. 

BWUTUS. ^w^ Speak nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of :3 hew. >w< Give me :3 a boww >_> of x3 winye. 
UwU In :3 this I :33 buwy >w< aww unkindnyess, >w< Cassius. :3 Dwinks. 
UwU CASSIUS. UwU My OwO heawt :3 is thirsty uWu fow UwU that x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ pwedge. 
Fiww, >_< Wucius, ÚwÚ tiww OwO the xDD winye o'ewsweww OwO the ÚwÚ cup; 
I cannyot dwink xDD too >w< much >_> of ^w^ Bwutus' wuv. :3 Dwinks. 
BWUTUS. Come ÚwÚ in, Titinius! Exit Wucius. 

;;w;; We-entew uWu Titinyius, with Messawa. 

Wewcome, good Messawa. 
Nyow ^-^ sit ^-^ we :33 cwose about :3 this x3 tapew ;;w;; hewe, 
And caww in xDD question ^-^ ouw >_< nyecessities. 
UwU CASSIUS. ^.^ Powtia, art :3 thou gonye? 
BWUTUS. :3 Nyo :3 mowe, I pray you. 
Messala, I ^.^ have here >_< weceived letters 
:33 That x3 young ^w^ Octavius ÚwÚ and >_< Mawk Antony 
Come ;;w;; down x3 upon OwO us with :3 a :3 mighty :33 powew, 
Bending theiw ^-^ expedition towawd Philippi. 
OwO MESSAWA. Myself ^.^ have letters >_> of OwO the uWu sewfsame UwU tenyuwe. 
BWUTUS. x3 With what >w< addition? 
OwO MESSAWA. :33 That uWu by proscription ÚwÚ and ^.^ biwws >_> of outlawry 
ÚwÚ Octavius, ^.^ Antony, ÚwÚ and Lepidus 
>_< Have >w< put ^-^ to death OwO an ^-^ hundwed senyatows. 
BWUTUS. Thewe in ^-^ ouw letters ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww ^w^ agwee; 
Minye speak >_> of >w< seventy xDD senyatows UwU that ;;w;; died 
By theiw pwoscwiptions, x3 Cicewo being ^w^ onye. 
UwU CASSIUS. x3 Cicewo ^-^ onye! 
OwO MESSAWA. x3 Cicewo :3 is OwO dead, 
And uWu by UwU that owdew >_> of >w< pwoscwiption. 
Had you >_> youw letters ^-^ fwom >_> youw xDD wife, my UwU wowd? 
BWUTUS. No, Messawa. 
OwO MESSAWA. Nyow nyothing in >_> youw letters :3 wwit >_> of uWu hew? 
BWUTUS. UwU Nyothing, Messawa. 
OwO MESSAWA. That, >_> methinks, :3 is :33 stwange. 
BWUTUS. UwU Why ÚwÚ ask you? >w< Heaw you >w< aught >_> of xDD hew in yours? 
OwO MESSAWA. No, my :33 wowd. 
BWUTUS. Nyow, as you awe :3 a :3 Woman, tell me true. 
OwO MESSAWA. ;;w;; Then >_< wike :3 a Woman bear OwO the >w< twuth I ^-^ teww: 
>_< Fow ÚwÚ cewtain ^.^ she :3 is OwO dead, ÚwÚ and uWu by ÚwÚ stwange mannyew. 
BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ faweweww, uWu Powtia. We >w< must x3 die, Messawa. 
x3 With UwU meditating UwU that ^.^ she >w< must die UwU once 
I ^.^ have OwO the >_< patience ^-^ to >_> enduwe ^.^ it OwO nyow. 
OwO MESSAWA. >_< Even OwO so gweat x3 men gweat ÚwÚ wosses shouwd endure. 
UwU CASSIUS. I ^.^ have as >w< much >_> of :3 this in art as you, 
But ÚwÚ yet my ^-^ nyatuwe :33 couwd ^.^ nyot bear ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. 
BWUTUS. Weww, ^-^ to ^-^ ouw wowk >_> awive. What ^-^ do you ÚwÚ think 
x3 Of marching ^-^ to Philippi xDD pwesentwy? 
UwU CASSIUS. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think ^.^ it :33 good. 
BWUTUS. Your weason? 
UwU CASSIUS. :3 This ^.^ it UwU is: 
^.^ 'Tis better UwU that OwO the enemy >w< seek >_< us; 
^w^ So uWu shaww ^.^ he ^.^ waste his means, x3 weawy his soldiers, 
Doing ^-^ himsewf ^w^ offense, UwU whiwst ^-^ we lying still 
uWu Awe :33 fuww >_> of rest, ^.^ defense, ÚwÚ and :33 nyimbwenyess. 
BWUTUS. Good reasons >w< must >_> of x3 fowce ^w^ give place ^-^ to ^w^ bettew. 
The ^w^ peopwe :33 'twixt Philippi ÚwÚ and :3 this gwound 
Do ^.^ stand uWu but in :3 a fowced affection, 
>_< Fow uWu they ^.^ have gwudged OwO us contwibution. 
The enemy, marching ÚwÚ awong uWu by ;;w;; them, 
By them uWu shaww ^-^ make :3 a xDD fuwwew ÚwÚ nyumbew uWu up, 
Come uWu on refresh'd, ÚwÚ nyew-added, ÚwÚ and OwO encouwaged; 
From ;;w;; which ^w^ advantage uWu shaww ^-^ we ÚwÚ cut him x3 off 
>w< If at Philippi ^-^ we ^-^ do ;;w;; face him there, 
^.^ These ^w^ peopwe at ^-^ ouw ^-^ back. 
UwU CASSIUS. >w< Heaw uWu me, good brother. 
BWUTUS. ^.^ Undew >_> youw ;;w;; pawdon. You >w< must ^-^ nyote >_> beside 
:33 That ^-^ we ^.^ have ^.^ twied OwO the xDD utmost >_> of ^-^ ouw fwiends, 
Our legions awe OwO bwim-fuww, ^-^ ouw cause :3 is wipe: 
The enemy increaseth every ÚwÚ day; 
xDD We, at OwO the >_> height, awe ready ^-^ to decline. 
Thewe :3 is :3 a >_< tide in OwO the affairs >_> of x3 men 
^w^ Which :3 taken at OwO the flood weads uWu on ^-^ to fowtunye; 
^.^ Omitted, >w< aww OwO the UwU voyage >_> of theiw life 
^-^ Is bound in x3 shawwows ÚwÚ and in misewies. 
uWu On such :3 a :33 fuww ÚwÚ sea awe ^-^ we :3 nyow xDD afwoat, 
And ^-^ we >w< must UwU take OwO the cuwwent when ^.^ it serves, 
Ow wose ^-^ ouw ventuwes. 
UwU CASSIUS. >_> Then, with >_> youw wiww, >w< go OwO on; 
>w< We'ww ÚwÚ awong uWu ouwsewves ÚwÚ and ^.^ meet them at Philippi. 
BWUTUS. The ^-^ deep >_> of night :3 is crept x3 upon ^-^ ouw talk, 
And ^-^ nyatuwe >w< must ^-^ obey necessity, 
^w^ Which ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ nyiggawd with :3 a wittwe ^-^ west. 
Thewe :3 is nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to ^w^ say? 
UwU CASSIUS. :3 Nyo more. Good ^-^ nyight. 
Eawwy tomorrow uWu wiww ^-^ we xDD wise ÚwÚ and ^-^ hence. 
BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Wucius! 

;;w;; We-entew Wucius. 

UwU My >_< gown. Exit Wucius. 
Faweweww, good Messala; 
Good night, ^.^ Titinyius; noble, x3 nyobwe Cassius, 
Good night ÚwÚ and good >_> wepose. 
UwU CASSIUS. :3 O my dear ^-^ bwothew! 
:3 This ÚwÚ was OwO an i-iww beginning >_> of OwO the ^-^ nyight. 
uWu Nyevew come such *looks away* division ^w^ 'tween ^-^ ouw souls! 
>_> Wet ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; Bwutus. 
BWUTUS. Everything :3 is :33 weww. 
UwU CASSIUS. Good night, my :33 wowd. 
BWUTUS. Good night, good brother. 
TITINyIUS. OwO MESSAWA. Good night, Wowd ;;w;; Bwutus. 
BWUTUS. Faweweww, ^.^ evewyonye. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ;;w;; Bwutus. 

;;w;; We-entew >_< Wucius, with OwO the >_< gown. 

>w< Give me OwO the >_< gown. :3 Whewe :3 is >w< thy >_< instwument? 
UwU WUCIUS. ;;w;; Hewe in OwO the >w< tent. 
BWUTUS. >_> What, :3 thou OwO speak'st uWu dwowsiwy? 
OwO Poow >_< knyave, I blame ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; nyot, :3 thou art x3 o'ewwatch'd. 
^-^ Caww ^.^ Cwaudio ÚwÚ and >w< some uWu othew >_> of my ^-^ men, 
I'll ^.^ have them ;;w;; sweep uWu on ^-^ cushions in my >w< tent. 
UwU WUCIUS. >w< Vawwo ÚwÚ and Claudio! 

x3 Entew >w< Vawwo ÚwÚ and Claudio. 

>_< VAWWO. :3 Cawws my UwU wowd? 
BWUTUS. I pray you, ;;w;; siws, lie in my tent ÚwÚ and sleep; 
^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be I uWu shaww ÚwÚ waise you uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by 
uWu On ^-^ businyess ^-^ to my bwothew >w< Cassius. 
>_< VAWWO. ^w^ So >w< pwease you, ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ stand ÚwÚ and watch >_> youw ÚwÚ pweasuwe. 
BWUTUS. I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. Wie down, good sirs. 
^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be I uWu shaww otherwise >_< bethink >_> me. 
Wook >_< Wucius, >w< hewe's OwO the book I ÚwÚ sought uWu fow >w< so; 
I >w< put ^.^ it in OwO the ;;w;; pocket >_> of my >_< gown. 
>w< Vawwo ÚwÚ and ^.^ Cwaudio lie down. 
UwU WUCIUS. I ÚwÚ was ^w^ suwe >_> youw ^.^ wowdship >_> did ^.^ nyot ^w^ give ^.^ it >_> me. 
BWUTUS. Beaw with uWu me, good OwO boy, I x3 am >w< much OwO fowgetfuw. 
OwO Canst :3 thou howd OwO up >w< thy :33 heavy eyes uWu awhiwe, 
And ^.^ touch >w< thy ^.^ instwument :3 a xDD stwain ^w^ ow two? 
UwU WUCIUS. >w< Ay, my lord, ^w^ an't >w< pwease you. 
BWUTUS. ^w^ It does, my ÚwÚ boy. 
I twoubwe ÚwÚ thee xDD too xDD much, uWu but :3 thou art uWu wiwwing. 
UwU WUCIUS. ^w^ It :3 is my duty, sir. 
BWUTUS. I shouwd ^.^ nyot :3 uwge >w< thy >_> duty ÚwÚ past >w< thy :3 might; 
I xDD knyow x3 young bloods ÚwÚ wook uWu fow :3 a UwU time >_> of ^-^ west. 
UwU WUCIUS. I ^.^ have slept, my lord, awweady. 
BWUTUS. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was ;;w;; weww >_< donye, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt ;;w;; sweep ÚwÚ again; 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot howd ÚwÚ thee UwU wong. >w< If I ^-^ do live, 
I uWu wiww >w< be good ^-^ to thee. >_< Music, ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU song. 
:3 This :3 is :3 a sweepy ^.^ tunye. :3 O murtherous ÚwÚ swumbew, 
^.^ Wayest :3 thou >w< thy :33 weaden mace x3 upon my :3 boy 
:33 That uWu pways ÚwÚ thee ^.^ music? ;;w;; Gentwe >_< knyave, good ^-^ nyight. 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee OwO so >w< much :33 wwong ^-^ to :3 wake thee. 
>w< If :3 thou OwO dost xDD nyod, :3 thou uWu bweak'st >w< thy instrument; 
I'll UwU take ^.^ it ^-^ fwom thee; :3 and, good OwO boy, good ^-^ nyight. 
>_> Wet me >_> see, let me xDD see; :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the weaf tuwn'd ;;w;; down 
:3 Whewe I weft >w< weading? ;;w;; Hewe ^.^ it ;;w;; is, I uWu think. ^w^ Sits down. 

x3 Entew OwO the ^w^ Ghost >_> of Caesar. 

OwO How i-iww :3 this x3 tapew >_> buwns! Ha, ^-^ who comes hewe? 
I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it :3 is OwO the ;;w;; weaknyess >_> of >_< minye eyes 
:33 That >_> shapes :3 this monstrous apparition. 
^w^ It comes x3 upon >_> me. Awt :3 thou xDD anything? 
Awt :3 thou >w< some god, >w< some angew, ^w^ ow >w< some ^w^ deviw 
:33 That ^.^ makest my UwU bwood x3 cowd ÚwÚ and my >_< haiw ^-^ to stare? 
^w^ Speak ^-^ to me what :3 thou awt. 
GHOST. x3 Thy evil ^.^ spiwit, ;;w;; Bwutus. 
BWUTUS. UwU Why uWu comest thou? 
GHOST. ÚwÚ To tell ÚwÚ thee :3 thou ^-^ shawt UwU see me at Philippi. 
BWUTUS. Weww, then I uWu shaww UwU see ÚwÚ thee OwO again? 
GHOST. >w< Ay, at Philippi. 
BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Why, I uWu wiww UwU see ÚwÚ thee at Philippi xDD then. Exit xDD Ghost. 
Nyow I ^.^ have :3 taken OwO heawt :3 thou vanyishest. 
^w^ Iww ^.^ spiwit, I would howd ^-^ mowe talk with thee. 
:33 Boy! ÚwÚ Wucius! ^w^ Vawwo! Claudio! >w< Siws, ÚwÚ awake! 
Claudio! 
UwU WUCIUS. The UwU stwings, my lord, awe ^-^ fawse. 
BWUTUS. ÚwÚ He OwO thinks ^.^ he still :3 is at his instwument. 
>_< Wucius, ÚwÚ awake! 
UwU WUCIUS. UwU My UwU wowd? 
BWUTUS. >w< Didst :3 thou dweam, >_< Wucius, UwU that :3 thou OwO so ÚwÚ cwiedst ^w^ out? 
UwU WUCIUS. UwU My lord, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow UwU that I >_> did cry. 
BWUTUS. x3 Yes, UwU that :3 thou OwO didst. >w< Didst :3 thou UwU see xDD anything? 
UwU WUCIUS. UwU Nyothing, my :33 wowd. 
BWUTUS. ^w^ Sweep uWu again, Wucius. Sirrah Claudio! 
uWu [To Vawwo.] Fellow thou, ÚwÚ awake! 
>_< VAWWO. UwU My UwU wowd? 
OwO CWAUDIO. UwU My UwU wowd? 
BWUTUS. UwU Why >_> did you OwO so x3 cwy out, ;;w;; siws, in >_> youw xDD sweep? 
>_< VAWWO. OwO CWAUDIO. OwO Did >_> we, my UwU wowd? 
BWUTUS. >w< Ay, ^-^ saw you xDD anything? 
>_< VAWWO. No, my lord, I ^-^ saw nothing. 
OwO CWAUDIO. Nyow OwO I, my :33 wowd. 
BWUTUS. uWu Go ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ commend me ^-^ to my bwothew ;;w;; Cassius; 
UwU Bid him xDD set uWu on his >w< powews uWu betimes OwO befowe, 
And ^-^ we uWu wiww OwO fowwow. 
>_< VAWWO. OwO CWAUDIO. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be >_< donye, my :33 wowd. OwO Exeunt. 




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^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
The xDD pwains >_> of Philippi. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ Octavius, ^.^ Antony, ÚwÚ and theiw ^w^ Awmy. 

^-^ OCTAVIUS. Nyow, ^.^ Antony, ^-^ ouw OwO hopes awe ;;w;; answewed. 
You ^w^ said OwO the enemy would ^.^ nyot come down, 
But ^-^ keep OwO the :3 hiwws ÚwÚ and uppew ;;w;; wegions. 
^w^ It proves ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. Their ^.^ battwes awe at >w< hand; 
^.^ They UwU mean ^-^ to >_> wawn OwO us at Philippi ;;w;; hewe, 
Answewing before ^-^ we ^-^ do >_> demand >_> of ^.^ them. 
^-^ ANTONY. UwU Tut, I x3 am in theiw ^-^ bosoms, ÚwÚ and I xDD knyow 
>w< Whewefowe uWu they ^-^ do it. ^.^ They :33 couwd >w< be ^.^ content 
ÚwÚ To >w< visit uWu othew places, ÚwÚ and come ;;w;; down 
x3 With xDD feawfuw bravery, >w< thinking uWu by :3 this ;;w;; face 
ÚwÚ To OwO fasten in ^-^ ouw >_> thoughts UwU that uWu they ^.^ have courage; 
But 'tis ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. 

x3 Entew :3 a Messenger. 

MESSENGEW. Pwepawe you, genyewaws. 
The enemy comes uWu on in x3 gawwant ^w^ show; 
Their bwoody >w< sign >_> of ^-^ battwe :3 is :3 hung out, 
And xDD something ^-^ to >w< be x3 donye immediatewy. 
^-^ ANTONY. ÚwÚ Octavius, ;;w;; wead >_> youw ^-^ battwe softwy OwO on, 
:3 Upon OwO the weft hand >_> of OwO the x3 even fiewd. 
^-^ OCTAVIUS. :3 Upon OwO the ^.^ wight hand OwO I, ^-^ keep :3 thou OwO the left. 
^-^ ANTONY. UwU Why ^-^ do you cross me in :3 this ^.^ exigent? 
^-^ OCTAVIUS. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot cross you, uWu but I uWu wiww ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. 

xDD Mawch. ^-^ Dwum. x3 Entew Bwutus, Cassius, ÚwÚ and theiw UwU Awmy; 
:3 Wuciwius, uWu Titinyius, Messala, ÚwÚ and ^.^ othews. 

BWUTUS. ^.^ They ^.^ stand, ÚwÚ and would ^.^ have :33 pawwey. 
UwU CASSIUS. Stand :3 fast, ^.^ Titinyius; ^-^ we >w< must >_< out ÚwÚ and ^.^ tawk. 
^-^ OCTAVIUS. >_< Mawk ^.^ Antony, uWu shaww ^-^ we ^w^ give >w< sign >_> of battle? 
^-^ ANTONY. No, Caesaw, ^-^ we uWu wiww ÚwÚ answew uWu on theiw :33 chawge. 
UwU Make >w< fowth, OwO the ^w^ genyewaws would ^.^ have >w< some wowds. 
^-^ OCTAVIUS. x3 Stiw ^.^ nyot xDD untiw OwO the signal ^.^ nyot xDD untiw OwO the signyaw. 
BWUTUS. Words before OwO bwows. ^-^ Is ^.^ it so, countrymen? 
^-^ OCTAVIUS. :3 Nyot UwU that ^-^ we love uWu wowds :3 bettew, as you do. 
BWUTUS. Good uWu wowds awe better than OwO bad xDD stwokes, ^.^ Octavius. 
^-^ ANTONY. UwU In >_> youw OwO bad xDD stwokes, Bwutus, you ^w^ give good wowds. 
>_> Witnyess OwO the hole you :3 made in Caesar's xDD heawt, 
:33 Cwying "Long wive! Hail, OwO Caesaw!" 
UwU CASSIUS. ^.^ Antony, 
The x3 postuwe >_> of >_> youw uWu bwows awe ÚwÚ yet UwU unknyown; 
But uWu fow >_> youw x3 wowds, uWu they x3 wob OwO the >_> Hybwa ^w^ bees, 
And xDD weave them :3 honyeywess. 
^-^ ANTONY. :3 Nyot stingless ^w^ too. 
BWUTUS. :33 O, yes, ÚwÚ and ^-^ soundwess UwU too, 
>_< Fow you ^.^ have stow'n theiw OwO buzzing, ^.^ Antony, 
And vewy wisewy ^-^ thweat before you sting. 
^-^ ANTONY. Villains! You >_> did ^.^ nyot OwO so when >_> youw :3 viwe >_> daggews 
Hack'd ^-^ onye another in OwO the ^-^ sides >_> of Caesar. 
You show'd >_> youw UwU teeth >_< wike ^.^ apes, ÚwÚ and >_> fawn'd >_< wike ^w^ hounds, 
And bow'd >_< wike :33 bondmen, kissing Caesar's ;;w;; feet; 
>w< Whiwst damned Casca, >_< wike :3 a cur, >_> behind 
^.^ Stwooke Caesar uWu on OwO the ÚwÚ nyeck. :3 O you UwU fwattewews! 
UwU CASSIUS. UwU Fwattewews? Nyow, Bwutus, :3 thank OwO youwsewf. 
:3 This :33 tongue xDD had ^.^ nyot uWu offended OwO so today, 
>w< If ^w^ Cassius UwU might ^.^ have :33 wuwed. 
^-^ OCTAVIUS. ^w^ Come, xDD come, OwO the ^.^ cause. >w< If arguing ^-^ make OwO us UwU sweat, 
The >_> pwoof >_> of ^.^ it uWu wiww xDD tuwn ^-^ to x3 weddew drops. 
Look, 
I dwaw :3 a >_< swowd x3 against ÚwÚ conspiwatows; 
When ÚwÚ think you UwU that OwO the >_< swowd :33 goes OwO up OwO again? 
OwO Nyevew, ÚwÚ tiww Caesar's three ÚwÚ and OwO thiwty wounds 
Be ;;w;; weww avenged, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ tiww another Caesar 
>_< Have ÚwÚ added slaughter ^-^ to OwO the >_< swowd >_> of x3 twaitows. 
BWUTUS. Caesaw, :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot die uWu by :3 twaitows' x3 hands, 
>_< Unwess :3 thou >_> bwing'st them with thee. 
^-^ OCTAVIUS. ^w^ So I hope, 
I ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot :3 bown ^-^ to die uWu on ^w^ Bwutus' ^w^ swowd. 
BWUTUS. :33 O, ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ wewt OwO the nyobwest >_> of >w< thy ^.^ stwain, 
Young man, :3 thou uWu couwdst ^.^ nyot die ^-^ mowe UwU honyowabwe. 
UwU CASSIUS. OwO A peevish ÚwÚ schoow OwO boy, ^.^ wowthwess >_> of such honor, 
^.^ Join'd with :3 a xDD maskew ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; wevewew! 
^-^ ANTONY. Old ^w^ Cassius still! 
^-^ OCTAVIUS. ^w^ Come, ^.^ Antony, >w< away! 
^.^ Defiance, >_< twaitows, huww ^-^ we in >_> youw teeth. 
>w< If you dare fight today, come ^-^ to OwO the OwO fiewd; 
>w< If ;;w;; nyot, when you ^.^ have OwO stomachs. 
>_< Exeunt ÚwÚ Octavius, ^.^ Antony, ÚwÚ and theiw ^w^ Awmy. 
UwU CASSIUS. ÚwÚ Why, nyow, blow :3 and, sweww biwwow, ÚwÚ and OwO swim bark! 
The :3 stowm :3 is uWu up, ÚwÚ and >w< aww :3 is uWu on OwO the ^.^ hazawd. 
BWUTUS. xDD Ho, OwO Wuciwius! Hawk, :3 a >_> wowd with you. 
x3 WUCIWIUS. [Stands forth.] UwU My UwU wowd? 
Bwutus ÚwÚ and >_> Wuciwius ;;w;; convewse apart. 
UwU CASSIUS. >w< Messawa! 
OwO MESSAWA. [Stands forth.] What :33 says my ^-^ genyewaw? 
UwU CASSIUS. Messala, 
:3 This :3 is my biwthday, as :3 this vewy :3 day 
>_> Was ^w^ Cassius uWu bown. >w< Give me >w< thy ;;w;; hand, Messawa. 
Be :3 thou my witness UwU that, x3 against my wiww, 
UwU As ;;w;; Pompey OwO was, x3 am I xDD compeww'd ^-^ to xDD set 
:3 Upon ^-^ onye ^-^ battwe >w< aww ^-^ ouw x3 wibewties. 
You xDD knyow UwU that I held Epicurus ^w^ stwong, 
And his ^-^ opinyion. Nyow I >_> change my UwU mind, 
And pawtwy ÚwÚ cwedit >w< things UwU that ^-^ do :33 pwesage. 
^.^ Coming ^-^ fwom Sawdis, uWu on ^-^ ouw fowmew ^w^ ensign 
>w< Two :3 mighty x3 eagwes fell, ÚwÚ and there uWu they perch'd, 
Gorging ÚwÚ and OwO feeding ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw sowdiews' x3 hands, 
OwO Who ^-^ to Philippi here OwO consowted ÚwÚ us. 
:3 This xDD mownying awe uWu they xDD fwed away ÚwÚ and gone, 
And in theiw ^w^ steads ^-^ do ravens, >_< cwows, ÚwÚ and kites 
>_> Fwy o'ew ^-^ ouw :3 heads ÚwÚ and >_< downwawd ÚwÚ wook uWu on >w< us, 
UwU As ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe sickly >w< pwey. Their ^w^ shadows ÚwÚ seem 
OwO A >_> canyopy UwU most fatal, uWu undew ;;w;; which 
Our ;;w;; awmy :3 wies, ready ^-^ to ^w^ give OwO up OwO the UwU ghost. 
OwO MESSAWA. >_< Bewieve ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. 
UwU CASSIUS. I uWu but believe ^.^ it pawtwy, 
>_< Fow I x3 am ^.^ fwesh >_> of spirit ÚwÚ and wesowved 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ meet >w< aww pewiws vewy constantwy. 
BWUTUS. >_< Even so, ÚwÚ Wuciwius. 
UwU CASSIUS. Nyow, UwU most x3 nyobwe Bwutus, 
The UwU gods ^.^ today ^.^ stand fwiendwy UwU that ^-^ we >w< may, 
Wuvws in :3 peace, ;;w;; wead uWu on ^-^ ouw >_< days ^-^ to OwO age! 
But, >_< since OwO the affairs >_> of x3 men west still incertain, 
Let's reason with OwO the wowst UwU that ^-^ may befall. 
>w< If ^-^ we ^-^ do wose :3 this battwe, then :3 is :3 this 
The vewy last UwU time ^-^ we uWu shaww speak >w< togethew. 
What awe you then determined ^-^ to x3 do? 
BWUTUS. >_< Even uWu by OwO the UwU wuwe >_> of UwU that phiwosophy 
By ;;w;; which I >_> did blame :3 Cato uWu fow OwO the death 
^w^ Which ^.^ he >_> did ^w^ give ^-^ himsewf- I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot ;;w;; how, 
But I ^-^ do find ^.^ it >_> cowawdwy ÚwÚ and vile, 
>_< Fow ;;w;; feaw >_> of what UwU might fall, OwO so ^-^ to >w< pwevent 
The UwU time >_> of ^.^ wife- arming ^-^ mysewf with >_< patience 
ÚwÚ To stay OwO the providence >_> of >w< some UwU high >w< powews 
:33 That :33 guvwn OwO us below. 
UwU CASSIUS. >_> Then, ^-^ if ^-^ we wose :3 this battwe, 
You awe OwO contented ^-^ to >w< be wed in ;;w;; twiumph 
uWu Thowough OwO the >w< stweets >_> of Rome? 
BWUTUS. No, Cassius, nyo. :33 Think ;;w;; nyot, :3 thou x3 nyobwe :3 Woman, 
:33 That >w< evew Bwutus uWu wiww >w< go bound ^-^ to Rome; 
ÚwÚ He uWu beaws xDD too gweat :3 a mind. But :3 this >_> same :3 day 
Must ^-^ end UwU that wowk OwO the >_< ides >_> of ÚwÚ Mawch x3 begun. 
And whethew ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ meet UwU again I xDD knyow not. 
OwO Thewefowe ^-^ ouw xDD evewwasting faweweww take. 
>_< Fowevew, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fowevew, ^.^ faweweww, >_> Cassius! 
>w< If ^-^ we ^-^ do ^.^ meet uWu again, >_> why, ^-^ we uWu shaww UwU smiwe; 
>w< If ;;w;; nyot, x3 why then :3 this pawting ÚwÚ was ;;w;; weww ^.^ made. 
UwU CASSIUS. ;;w;; Fowevew ÚwÚ and :33 fowevew ^.^ faweweww, x3 Bwutus! 
>w< If ^-^ we ^-^ do ^.^ meet uWu again, ^w^ we'ww >_> smiwe UwU indeed; 
>w< If ;;w;; nyot, 'tis OwO twue :3 this pawting ÚwÚ was ;;w;; weww ^.^ made. 
BWUTUS. UwU Why then, ;;w;; wead x3 on. :33 O, UwU that :3 a man UwU might xDD knyow 
The ^-^ end >_> of :3 this UwU day's ^-^ businyess ewe ^.^ it x3 come! 
But ^.^ it ^w^ sufficeth UwU that OwO the :3 day uWu wiww end, 
And then OwO the ^-^ end :3 is known. ^w^ Come, UwU ho! xDD Away! OwO Exeunt. 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
The field >_> of x3 battwe. 

Awawum. x3 Entew Bwutus ÚwÚ and Messawa. 

BWUTUS. x3 Wide, ride, Messala, ride, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give ^.^ these ^.^ biwws 
^.^ Unto OwO the legions uWu on OwO the uWu othew xDD side. Loud ÚwÚ awawum. 
>_> Wet them xDD set uWu on at once, uWu fow I pewceive 
But x3 cowd demeanyow in >w< Octavia's ;;w;; wing, 
And ^w^ sudden push gives them OwO the uvwthwow. 
x3 Wide, ride, Messawa. >_> Wet them >w< aww come down. OwO Exeunt. 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the fiewd. 

Awawums. x3 Entew ^w^ Cassius ÚwÚ and Titinyius. 

UwU CASSIUS. :33 O, look, uWu Titinyius, look, OwO the >_< viwwains ;;w;; fwy! 
Myself ^.^ have ^-^ to >_< minye >_> own tuwn'd enyemy. 
:3 This ^w^ ensign here >_> of >_< minye ÚwÚ was UwU tuwnying >w< back; 
I slew OwO the xDD cowawd, ÚwÚ and >_> did UwU take ^.^ it ^-^ fwom >_> him. 
TITINyIUS. :3 O Cassius, Bwutus >_> gave OwO the >_> wowd xDD too ;;w;; eawwy, 
Who, having >w< some ^w^ advantage uWu on ÚwÚ Octavius, 
>_< Took ^.^ it xDD too eagewwy. His xDD sowdiews feww ^-^ to ^w^ spoiw, 
>w< Whiwst ^-^ we uWu by Antony awe >w< aww >_< encwosed. 

x3 Entew Pindarus. 

PINDARUS. >_> Fwy further OwO off, my lord, UwU fwy further off; 
>_< Mawk Antony :3 is in >_> youw tents, my ^w^ wowd; 
>w< Fwy, ^.^ thewefowe, x3 nyobwe Cassius, UwU fwy :3 faw UwU off. 
UwU CASSIUS. :3 This hiww :3 is :3 faw ^w^ enyough. Look, look, x3 Titinyius: 
uWu Awe x3 those my x3 tents xDD whewe I pewceive OwO the xDD fiwe? 
TITINyIUS. ^.^ They awe, my :33 wowd. 
UwU CASSIUS. uWu Titinyius, ^-^ if :3 thou wuvst uWu me, 
xDD Mount :3 thou my horse ÚwÚ and hide >w< thy ^w^ spuws in ^w^ him, 
;;w;; Tiww ^.^ he ^.^ have ^w^ bwought ÚwÚ thee OwO up ^-^ to :33 yondew twoops 
And here uWu again, UwU that I ^-^ may west >_> assuwed 
:3 Whethew yond twoops awe fwiend ^w^ ow enyemy. 
TITINyIUS. I uWu wiww >w< be here uWu again, x3 even with :3 a OwO thought. UwU Exit. 
UwU CASSIUS. Go, Pindawus, >_< get highew uWu on UwU that ;;w;; hiww; 
UwU My OwO sight ÚwÚ was >w< evew UwU thick; ^-^ wegawd uWu Titinyius, 
And tell me what :3 thou >_< nyotest about OwO the fiewd. 
Pindarus ÚwÚ ascends OwO the :33 hiww. 
:3 This :3 day I ^.^ bweathed >_> fiwst: UwU time :3 is come :33 wound, 
And xDD whewe I >_> did ÚwÚ begin, there uWu shaww I :3 end; 
UwU My life :3 is run his UwU compass. Sirrah, what x3 nyews? 
PINDARUS. xDD [Abuv.] :3 O my wowd! 
UwU CASSIUS. What x3 nyews? 
PINDARUS. xDD [Abuv.] :3 Titinyius :3 is enclosed x3 wound about 
x3 With horsemen, UwU that ^-^ make ^-^ to him uWu on OwO the ;;w;; spuw; 
>_> Yet ^.^ he ^w^ spuws x3 on. Nyow uWu they awe ^w^ awmost uWu on >_> him. 
Nyow, Titinius! Nyow >w< some >_> wight. :33 O, ^.^ he lights ^w^ too. 
>w< He's ta'en xDD [Shout.] And, xDD hawk! ^.^ They ^.^ shout uWu fow OwO joy. 
UwU CASSIUS. Come ;;w;; down; >w< behowd nyo more. 
:33 O, cowawd UwU that I OwO am, ^-^ to live OwO so long, 
ÚwÚ To UwU see my :33 best fwiend ta'en before my >w< face! 
Pindarus UwU descends. 
Come hithew, sirrah. 
UwU In >_> Pawthia >_> did I UwU take ÚwÚ thee pwisonyew, 
And then I :33 swowe ^.^ thee, saving >_> of >w< thy xDD wife, 
:33 That >_> whatsoevew I >_> did ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee uWu do, 
Thou shouldst ^-^ attempt it. Come nyow, ^-^ keep UwU thinye >_> oath; 
Nyow >w< be :3 a :33 fweeman, ÚwÚ and with :3 this good ;;w;; swowd, 
:33 That ÚwÚ wan OwO thwough Caesar's xDD bowews, >_> seawch :3 this >_< bosom. 
Stand ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO answew: ;;w;; hewe, UwU take :3 thou OwO the hiwts; 
And when my ;;w;; face :3 is >_> cuvw'd, as 'tis nyow, 
x3 Guide :3 thou OwO the ^w^ swowd. ^.^ [Pindawus ;;w;; stabs ÚwÚ him.] Caesaw, :3 thou art 
revenged, 
>_< Even with OwO the >_< swowd UwU that xDD kiww'd thee. ^.^ Dies. 
PINDARUS. UwU So, I x3 am ^.^ fwee, ÚwÚ yet would ^.^ nyot OwO so ^.^ have :3 been, 
>_> Duwst I ^.^ have x3 donye my uWu wiww. :3 O >_> Cassius! 
Far ^-^ fwom :3 this ;;w;; countwy Pindarus uWu shaww ^-^ wun, 
:3 Whewe never Woman uWu shaww UwU take ^-^ nyote >_> of >_> him. UwU Exit. 

;;w;; We-entew :3 Titinyius with Messawa. 

OwO MESSAWA. ^w^ It :3 is uWu but change, uWu Titinyius, uWu fow ^w^ Octavius 
^-^ Is ÚwÚ uvwthwown uWu by x3 nyobwe ^w^ Bwutus' :33 powew, 
UwU As UwU Cassius' legions awe uWu by x3 Antony. 
TITINyIUS. ^.^ These >_< tidings would ;;w;; weww comfort >w< Cassius. 
OwO MESSAWA. :3 Whewe >_> did you xDD weave OwO him? 
TITINyIUS. ^-^ Aww ^w^ disconsowate, 
x3 With Pindarus his bondman, uWu on :3 this :33 hiww. 
OwO MESSAWA. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot UwU that ^.^ he UwU that :3 wies x3 upon OwO the ground? 
TITINyIUS. ÚwÚ He :3 wies ^.^ nyot >_< wike OwO the living. :3 O my >_< heawt! 
OwO MESSAWA. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot UwU that x3 he? 
TITINyIUS. No, :3 this ÚwÚ was >_< he, Messala, 
But ^w^ Cassius :3 is nyo more. :3 O setting >_> sun, 
UwU As in >w< thy wed ^-^ ways :3 thou OwO dost sink ^-^ to night, 
^w^ So in his wed UwU bwood UwU Cassius' :3 day :3 is set, 
The >_< sun >_> of >_> Wome :3 is :33 set! Our :3 day :3 is gone; 
Cwouds, OwO dews, ÚwÚ and dangews x3 come; ^-^ ouw deeds awe :33 donye! 
Mistrust >_> of my >_< success ;;w;; hath x3 donye :3 this :3 deed. 
OwO MESSAWA. Mistrust >_> of good >_< success ;;w;; hath x3 donye :3 this :3 deed. 
:3 O ^-^ hatefuw ^-^ ewwow, melancholy's OwO chiwd, 
UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou show ^-^ to OwO the :3 apt >_> thoughts >_> of x3 men 
The >w< things UwU that awe not? :3 O ^-^ ewwow, >_> soon conceived, 
Thou never uWu comest x3 unto :3 a x3 happy birth, 
But kill'st OwO the mothew UwU that engender'd thee! 
TITINyIUS. >_> What, :3 Pindawus! :3 Whewe art thou, Pindarus? 
OwO MESSAWA. >_< Seek ^w^ him, uWu Titinyius, UwU whiwst I >w< go ^-^ to ^.^ meet 
The x3 nyobwe Bwutus, ;;w;; thwusting :3 this wepowt 
x3 Into his x3 eaws. I ^-^ may uWu say >w< "thwusting" it, 
>_< Fow ^.^ piewcing >_< steew ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dawts envenyomed 
:33 Shaww >w< be as ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to OwO the ears >_> of Bwutus 
UwU As >_< tidings >_> of :3 this ^w^ sight. 
TITINyIUS. Hie you, Messala, 
And I uWu wiww >w< seek uWu fow Pindarus OwO the ;;w;; whiwe. Exit Messawa. 
UwU Why didst :3 thou ^-^ send me >w< fowth, bwave ^-^ Cassius? 
OwO Did I ^.^ nyot ^.^ meet >w< thy uWu fwiends? And >_> did ^.^ nyot uWu they 
x3 Put uWu on my uWu bwows :3 this ^.^ wweath >_> of ;;w;; victowy, 
And ;;w;; bid me ^w^ give ^.^ it OwO thee? >w< Didst :3 thou ^.^ nyot hear theiw OwO shouts? 
^.^ Awas, :3 thou x3 hast ^.^ misconstwued :33 evewything! 
But, howd ^.^ thee, UwU take :3 this OwO gawwand uWu on >w< thy :33 bwow; 
x3 Thy Bwutus ;;w;; bid me ^w^ give ^.^ it ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and I 
uWu Wiww ^-^ do his ^-^ bidding. Bwutus, come :3 apace, 
And UwU see how I :33 wegawded ^-^ Caius >w< Cassius. 
By >_> youw leave, >_< gods, :3 this :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ Woman's pawt. 
^w^ Come, UwU Cassius' ;;w;; swowd, ÚwÚ and find ^-^ Titinyius' ÚwÚ heawt. 
Kiwws :3 himsewf. 

Awawum. ;;w;; We-entew Messala, with Bwutus, x3 young x3 Cato, 
ÚwÚ and ^.^ othews. 

BWUTUS. Whewe, where, Messala, doth his ÚwÚ body wie? 
OwO MESSAWA. :33 Wo, UwU yondew, ÚwÚ and :3 Titinyius ÚwÚ mouwnying it. 
BWUTUS. ^-^ Titinyius' ;;w;; face :3 is upward. 
>_> CATO. ÚwÚ He :3 is slain. 
BWUTUS. :3 O Julius Caesaw, :3 thou art :3 mighty x3 yet! 
x3 Thy spirit walks ÚwÚ abwoad, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; tuwns ^-^ ouw >_> swowds 
UwU In ^-^ ouw >_> own pwopew ^w^ entwaiws. Low awawums. 
>_> CATO. xDD Bwave Titinius! 
Wook whe'er ^.^ he ^.^ have ^.^ nyot xDD cwown'd UwU dead >_> Cassius! 
BWUTUS. uWu Awe ÚwÚ yet two Womans :3 wiving such as ^w^ these? 
The last >_> of >w< aww OwO the uWu Womans, fare ÚwÚ thee well! 
^w^ It :3 is impossibwe UwU that >w< evew >_> Wome 
;;w;; Shouwd breed >w< thy fewwow. Friends, I owe uWu moe ;;w;; teaws 
ÚwÚ To :3 this UwU dead man than you uWu shaww UwU see me :33 pay. 
I uWu shaww find UwU time, Cassius, I uWu shaww find xDD time. 
Come ^.^ thewefowe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to uWu Thasos ^-^ send his body; 
His ^w^ funyewaws uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be in ^-^ ouw camp, 
Lest ^.^ it discomfort ÚwÚ us. :3 Wuciwius, xDD come, 
And xDD come, x3 young ^w^ Cato; let OwO us ^-^ to OwO the fiewd. 
UwU Wabio ÚwÚ and Fwavio, xDD set ^-^ ouw ^.^ battwes x3 on. 
^.^ 'Tis three o'cwock, ÚwÚ and uWu Womans, ÚwÚ yet ewe night 
We uWu shaww twy >_> fowtunye in :3 a uWu second ^w^ fight. OwO Exeunt. 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the fiewd. 

Awawum. OwO Entew, xDD fighting, Soldiers >_> of uWu both ;;w;; awmies; then Bwutus, x3 young x3 Cato, 
:3 Wuciwius, ÚwÚ and ^.^ othews. 

BWUTUS. xDD Yet, countrymen, :33 O, ÚwÚ yet howd OwO up >_> youw uWu heads! 
>_> CATO. What xDD bastawd doth not? OwO Who uWu wiww >w< go with x3 me? 
I uWu wiww :3 pwocwaim my name about OwO the fiewd. 
I x3 am OwO the :3 son >_> of Mawcus x3 Cato, UwU ho! 
OwO A ÚwÚ foe ^-^ to :33 tywants, ÚwÚ and my ^-^ countwy's >w< fwiend. 
I x3 am OwO the :3 son >_> of Mawcus x3 Cato, UwU ho! 
BWUTUS. And I x3 am Bwutus, Mawcus Bwutus, I; 
Bwutus, my ^-^ countwy's :3 fwiend; xDD knyow me uWu fow x3 Bwutus! UwU Exit. 
x3 WUCIWIUS. :3 O x3 young ÚwÚ and x3 nyobwe x3 Cato, art :3 thou :33 down? 
ÚwÚ Why, :3 nyow :3 thou >_< diest as bravely as uWu Titinyius, 
And uWu mayst >w< be :3 honyow'd, being x3 Cato's :33 son. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. Yield, ^w^ ow :3 thou ^-^ diest. 
x3 WUCIWIUS. >_> Onwy I ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to ^-^ die. 
^-^ [Offews >_> monyey.] Thewe :3 is OwO so >w< much UwU that :3 thou xDD wiwt :33 kiww me stwaight: 
Kiww Bwutus, ÚwÚ and >w< be honor'd in his :33 death. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. We >w< must not. OwO A x3 nyobwe pwisonyew! 
x3 SECOND ^-^ SOWDIEW. :3 Woom, UwU ho! >_> Teww ^.^ Antony, Bwutus :3 is ta'en. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ SOWDIEW. I'll tell OwO the news. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the ^.^ genyewaw. 

x3 Entew x3 Antony. 

Bwutus :3 is ta'en, Bwutus :3 is ta'en, my :33 wowd. 
^-^ ANTONY. :3 Whewe :3 is x3 he? 
x3 WUCIWIUS. uWu Safe, ^.^ Antony, Bwutus :3 is xDD safe ^w^ enyough. 
I dare assuwe ÚwÚ thee UwU that nyo enemy 
:33 Shaww >w< evew UwU take x3 awive OwO the x3 nyobwe OwO Bwutus; 
The UwU gods ^w^ defend him ^-^ fwom OwO so gweat :3 a OwO shame! 
When you ^-^ do find ^w^ him, ^w^ ow x3 awive ^w^ ow OwO dead, 
ÚwÚ He uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; found >_< wike Bwutus, >_< wike :3 himsewf. 
^-^ ANTONY. :3 This :3 is ^.^ nyot Bwutus, OwO fwiend, ;;w;; but, I assuwe you, 
OwO A UwU pwize nyo less in worth. Keep :3 this man xDD safe, 
>w< Give him >w< aww ^.^ kindnyess; I xDD had wathew ^.^ have 
Such x3 men my fwiends than enyemies. uWu Go OwO on, 
And UwU see ^w^ wheew Bwutus >w< be x3 awive ^w^ ow OwO dead, 
And bwing OwO us >_> wowd x3 unto uWu Octavius' tent 
OwO How OwO evewything :3 is >w< chanced. OwO Exeunt. 




^-^ SCENyE :3 V. 
>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the fiewd. 

x3 Entew Bwutus, Dardanius, OwO Cwitus, ^w^ Stwato, ÚwÚ and :3 Vowumnyius. 

BWUTUS. ^w^ Come, UwU poow remains >_> of fwiends, west uWu on :3 this wock. 
CLITUS. xDD Statiwius show'd OwO the >_> towchwight, ;;w;; but, my lord, 
ÚwÚ He came ^.^ nyot ^-^ back. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^w^ ow ta'en ^w^ ow slain. 
BWUTUS. >_> Sit ÚwÚ thee down, Cwitus. uWu Swaying :3 is OwO the uWu wowd: 
^w^ It :3 is :3 a deed in xDD fashion. UwU Hawk ^.^ thee, Cwitus. Whispers. 
CLITUS. >_> What, OwO I, my UwU wowd? No, ^.^ nyot uWu fow >w< aww OwO the world. 
BWUTUS. xDD Peace then, nyo wowds. 
CLITUS. I'll wathew :33 kiww ^-^ mysewf. 
BWUTUS. UwU Hawk ^.^ thee, uWu Dawdanyius. Whispers. 
xDD DAWDANyIUS. :33 Shaww I ^-^ do such :3 a x3 deed? 
CLITUS. :3 O Dardanius! 
xDD DAWDANyIUS. :3 O Cwitus! 
CLITUS. What i-iww xDD wequest >_> did Bwutus ^-^ make ^-^ to OwO thee? 
xDD DAWDANyIUS. ÚwÚ To :33 kiww ^w^ him, Cwitus. Look, ^.^ he >_> meditates. 
CLITUS. Nyow :3 is UwU that x3 nyobwe vessel :33 fuww >_> of gwief, 
:33 That ^.^ it runs xDD uvw x3 even at his OwO eyes. 
BWUTUS. Come hithew, good :3 Vowumnyius, list :3 a :33 wowd. 
VOWUMNyIUS. What :33 says my UwU wowd? 
BWUTUS. ÚwÚ Why, this, OwO Vowumnyius: 
The ghost >_> of Caesar ;;w;; hath appeaw'd ^-^ to me 
>w< Two uWu sevewaw xDD times uWu by >_< nyight; at Sawdis once, 
And :3 this last night here in Philippi ^.^ fiewds. 
I xDD knyow my hour :3 is come. 
VOWUMNyIUS. :3 Nyot so, my :33 wowd. 
BWUTUS. Nyay I x3 am ^w^ suwe ^.^ it ;;w;; is, :3 Vowumnyius. 
Thou >w< seest OwO the UwU wowwd, :3 Vowumnyius, how ^.^ it goes; 
Our >_> enyemies ^.^ have beat OwO us ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ pit; Low awawums. 
^w^ It :3 is ^-^ mowe >w< wowthy ^-^ to :33 weap in uWu ouwsewves 
>w< Than tawwy ÚwÚ tiww uWu they push ÚwÚ us. Good :3 Vowumnyius, 
Thou uWu knyow'st UwU that ^-^ we two went ^-^ to ÚwÚ schoow >_< togethew; 
>_< Even uWu fow UwU that ^-^ ouw love >_> of >_> owd, I ;;w;; pwithee, 
Hold :3 thou my ;;w;; swowd-hiwts, UwU whiwst I run uWu on it. 
VOWUMNyIUS. ^.^ That's ^.^ nyot OwO an >w< office uWu fow :3 a OwO fwiend, my :33 wowd. 
:33 Awawum ^.^ stiww. 
CLITUS. >w< Fwy, fly, my lord, there :3 is nyo ^.^ tawwying here. 
BWUTUS. Farewell ^-^ to you, ÚwÚ and you, ÚwÚ and you, :3 Vowumnyius. 
^w^ Stwato, :3 thou x3 hast >_< been >w< aww :3 this >_< whiwe asleep; 
Farewell ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee UwU too, Stwato. uWu Countwymen, 
UwU My OwO heawt doth ^.^ joy UwU that ÚwÚ yet in >w< aww my life 
I ;;w;; found nyo man uWu but ^.^ he ÚwÚ was OwO twue ^-^ to >_> me. 
I uWu shaww ^.^ have >_> gwowy uWu by :3 this >w< wosing day, 
Mowe than ^w^ Octavius ÚwÚ and >_< Mawk Antony 
By :3 this :3 viwe :3 conquest uWu shaww attain >_> unto. 
UwU So, fare you ;;w;; weww at once, uWu fow ^w^ Bwutus' :33 tongue 
;;w;; Hath ^w^ awmost UwU ended his :3 wife's >w< histowy. 
:3 Nyight OwO hangs x3 upon >_< minye >_> eyes, my bones would west 
:33 That ^.^ have uWu but labor'd ^-^ to attain :3 this hour. 
Awawum. OwO Cwy ÚwÚ within, "Fly, fly, fly!" 
CLITUS. >w< Fwy, my lord, uWu fwy. 
BWUTUS. :33 Hence! I uWu wiww OwO fowwow. 
>_< Exeunt OwO Cwitus, Dardanius, ÚwÚ and :3 Vowumnyius. 
I ;;w;; pwithee, ^w^ Stwato, stay :3 thou uWu by >w< thy :33 wowd. 
Thou art :3 a :3 fewwow >_> of :3 a good ^.^ wespect; 
x3 Thy life ;;w;; hath xDD had >w< some >w< smatch >_> of honyow in it. 
Hold then my ;;w;; swowd, ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn away >w< thy ;;w;; face, 
OwO Whiwe I ^-^ do run x3 upon it. uWu Wiwt thou, >_< Stwato? 
^-^ STWATO. >w< Give me >_> youw hand >_> fiwst. Fawe you well, my :33 wowd. 
BWUTUS. Faweweww, good Stwato. Wuns uWu on his ^w^ swowd. 
Caesaw, :3 nyow >w< be still; 
I xDD kiww'd ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ thee with half OwO so good :3 a uWu wiww. ^.^ Dies. 

Awawum. Retreat. x3 Entew ÚwÚ Octavius, ^.^ Antony, Messala, 
:3 Wuciwius, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ Awmy. 

^-^ OCTAVIUS. What man :3 is ÚwÚ that? 
OwO MESSAWA. UwU My >_< mastew's xDD man. ^w^ Stwato, xDD whewe :3 is >w< thy ^.^ mastew? 
^-^ STWATO. >_> Fwee ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< bondage you awe ÚwÚ in, Messala: 
The >_< conquewows can uWu but ^-^ make :3 a x3 fiwe >_> of him; 
>_< Fow Bwutus only :33 uvwcame himself, 
And nyo man ewse ;;w;; hath honyow uWu by his :33 death. 
x3 WUCIWIUS. ^w^ So Bwutus shouwd >w< be ÚwÚ found. I :3 thank ^.^ thee, Bwutus, 
:33 That :3 thou x3 hast ÚwÚ pwuvd Lucilius' ^.^ saying true. 
^-^ OCTAVIUS. ^-^ Aww UwU that served Bwutus, I uWu wiww UwU entewtain ^.^ them. 
Fewwow, xDD wiwt :3 thou bestow >w< thy UwU time with x3 me? 
^-^ STWATO. >w< Ay, ^-^ if >_> Messawa uWu wiww :33 pwefew me ^-^ to you. 
^-^ OCTAVIUS. Do so, good Messawa. 
OwO MESSAWA. OwO How ;;w;; died my :3 mastew, >_< Stwato? 
^-^ STWATO. I held OwO the ;;w;; swowd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> did run uWu on it. 
OwO MESSAWA. ÚwÚ Octavius, then UwU take him ^-^ to follow ÚwÚ thee 
:33 That >_> did OwO the :3 watest service ^-^ to my mastew. 
^-^ ANTONY. :3 This ÚwÚ was OwO the nyobwest Woman >_> of them all. 
^-^ Aww OwO the conspirators, :33 save only >_< he, 
OwO Did UwU that uWu they >_> did in >_< envy >_> of gweat xDD Caesaw; 
ÚwÚ He only, in :3 a ^w^ genyewaw >w< honyest ^w^ thought 
And ^w^ common good ^-^ to aww, :3 made ^-^ onye >_> of ^.^ them. 
His life ÚwÚ was gentle, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< ewements 
^w^ So uWu mix'd in him UwU that :3 Nyatuwe UwU might ^.^ stand OwO up 
And uWu say ^-^ to >w< aww OwO the UwU wowwd, UwU "This ÚwÚ was :3 a ^-^ man!" 
^-^ OCTAVIUS. >_> Accowding ^-^ to his :3 viwtue let OwO us ;;w;; use him 
x3 With >w< aww >_< wespect ÚwÚ and :3 wites >_> of buwiaw. 
xDD Within my tent his bones tonight uWu shaww >_< wie, 
uWu Most >_< wike :3 a ^-^ sowdiew, owdewed ^-^ honyowabwy. 
^w^ So caww OwO the field ^-^ to rest, ÚwÚ and wet's ^w^ away, 
ÚwÚ To part OwO the glories >_> of :3 this x3 happy day. OwO Exeunt. 


OwO THE ^.^ END 



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OwO THE OwO TWAGEDY >_< OF KING LEAR 

uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe 




Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae 

Lear, UwU King >_> of x3 Bwitain. 
UwU King >_> of OwO Fwance. 
UwU Duke >_> of :33 Buwgundy. 
UwU Duke >_> of >_> Cownwaww. 
UwU Duke >_> of OwO Awbany. 
Eaww >_> of x3 Kent. 
Eaww >_> of ^w^ Gwoucestew. 
OwO Edgaw, :3 son >_> of ^w^ Gwoucestew. 
^.^ Edmund, xDD bastawd :3 son ^-^ to ^w^ Gwoucestew. 
Cuwan, :3 a ^w^ couwtiew. 
Old ÚwÚ Man, tenant ^-^ to ^w^ Gwoucestew. 
^.^ Doctow. 
OwO Weaw's ;;w;; Foow. 
Oswald, ^.^ stewawd ^-^ to ^-^ Gonyewiw. 
OwO A x3 Captain uWu undew uWu Edmund's ^.^ command. 
^-^ Gentwemen. 
OwO A :3 Hewawd. 
^.^ Sewvants ^-^ to >_> Cownwaww. 

>_< Gonyewiw, daughter ^-^ to Lear. 
Regan, daughter ^-^ to Lear. 
Cordelia, daughter ^-^ to Lear. 

:33 Knyights :33 attending uWu on Lear, UwU Officews, ^-^ Messengews, ;;w;; Sowdiews, 
Attendants. 




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Scenye: x3 - x3 Bwitain. 


^-^ ACT :3 I. Scene :3 I. 
xDD [King OwO Weaw's xDD Pawace.] 

x3 Entew ^.^ Kent, ^-^ Gwoucestew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ Edmund. :3 [Kent ÚwÚ and Glouceste convewse. 
Edmund ^-^ stands ^-^ back.] 

x3 Kent. I ^w^ thought OwO the UwU King xDD had ^-^ mowe ;;w;; affected OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Awbany than 
>_> Cownwaww. 
>w< Gwou. ^w^ It >_> did :33 awways ÚwÚ seem OwO so ^-^ to >_< us; uWu but nyow, in OwO the *looks away* division >_> of OwO the 
UwU kingdom, ^.^ it >_> appeaws ^.^ nyot ;;w;; which >_> of OwO the :3 Dukes ^.^ he vawues ÚwÚ most, uWu fow 
>_> equawities awe OwO so x3 weigh'd UwU that x3 cuwiosity in neither can ^-^ make 
UwU choice >_> of ÚwÚ eithew's moiety. 
x3 Kent. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this >_> youw UwU son, my UwU wowd? 
>w< Gwou. His breeding, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; hath >_< been at my :33 chawge. I ^.^ have OwO so >_< often 
>_< bwush'd ^-^ to acknyowwedge him UwU that :3 nyow I x3 am ^.^ bwaz'd to't. 
x3 Kent. I cannyot >_< conceive you. 
>w< Gwou. >_> Siw, :3 this x3 young ^-^ fewwow's mothew x3 couwd; wheweupon ^.^ she ^-^ gwew 
UwU wound-womb'd, ÚwÚ and xDD had :3 indeed, ;;w;; siw, :3 a :3 son uWu fow xDD hew cradle ewe ^.^ she 
xDD had :3 a xDD husband uWu fow xDD hew bed. Do you smell :3 a ^.^ fauwt? 
x3 Kent. I cannyot ^w^ wish OwO the fauwt :3 undonye, OwO the xDD issue >_> of ^.^ it being OwO so 
;;w;; pwopew. 
>w< Gwou. But I x3 have, ;;w;; siw, :3 a :3 son uWu by owdew >_> of waw, >w< some yeaw ÚwÚ ewdew than 
this, ^-^ who ÚwÚ yet :3 is nyo ^w^ deawew in my xDD account. ^-^ Though :3 this ^.^ knyave came 
xDD something >w< sauciwy OwO into OwO the x3 wowwd before ^.^ he ÚwÚ was x3 sent for, ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ was 
his mothew :33 faiw, there ÚwÚ was good uWu spowt at his >w< making, ÚwÚ and OwO the 
whoreson >w< must >w< be >w< acknyowwedged.- Do you xDD knyow :3 this x3 nyobwe ;;w;; gentweman, 
^w^ Edmund? 
Edm. >_> [comes forward] No, my :33 wowd. 
>w< Gwou. UwU My Wowd >_> of x3 Kent. Wemembew him heweaftew as my honyouwabwe 
>w< fwiend. 
Edm. UwU My services ^-^ to >_> youw >_> wowdship. 
x3 Kent. I >w< must love you, ÚwÚ and >w< sue ^-^ to xDD knyow you ^w^ bettew. 
Edm. >_> Siw, I uWu shaww study deserving. 
>w< Gwou. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >_< been >_< out :33 nyinye yeaws, ÚwÚ and away ^.^ he uWu shaww again. 
Sound :3 a OwO sennyet. 
The UwU King :3 is >w< coming. 

x3 Entew ^-^ onye beawing :3 a x3 cowonyet; then >_> Weaw; then OwO the :3 Dukes >_> of 
Awbany ÚwÚ and OwO Cownwaww; nyext, >_< Gonyewiw, Regan, Cordelia, with 
Fowwowews. 

Lear. x3 Attend OwO the uWu wowds >_> of Fwance ÚwÚ and Buwgundy, ^w^ Gwoucestew. 
>w< Gwou. I ^-^ shaww, my ^.^ wiege. 
>_< Exeunt [Gwoucestew ÚwÚ and x3 Edmund]. 
Lear. OwO Meantime ^-^ we uWu shaww express ^-^ ouw darker uWu puwpose. 
>w< Give me OwO the ÚwÚ map ^.^ thewe. xDD Knyow ^-^ we ^.^ have ;;w;; divided 
UwU In three ^-^ ouw x3 kingdom; ÚwÚ and 'tis ^-^ ouw fast ^.^ intent 
ÚwÚ To >_< shake >w< aww >_> cawes ÚwÚ and ^-^ businyess ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw ^-^ age, 
UwU Confewwing them uWu on ^.^ youngew xDD stwengths >_< whiwe ^-^ we 
:33 Unbuwthen'd crawl towawd :33 death. Our :3 son >_> of ^w^ Cownwaww, 
And you, ^-^ ouw nyo less :33 woving :3 son >_> of :3 Awbany, 
We ^.^ have :3 this hour :3 a ;;w;; constant uWu wiww ^-^ to pubwish 
Our x3 daughtews' uWu sevewaw dowews, UwU that :33 futuwe stwife 
May >w< be >w< pwevented OwO nyow. The princes, Fwance ÚwÚ and Buwgundy, 
Great x3 wivaws in ^-^ ouw ^w^ youngest :33 daughtew's love, 
Wong in ^-^ ouw couwt ^.^ have :3 made theiw amorous ;;w;; sojouwn, 
And here awe ^-^ to >w< be answer'd. >_> Teww uWu me, my daughters 
ÚwÚ (Since :3 nyow ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ divest OwO us uWu both >_> of UwU wuwe, 
:33 Intewest >_> of UwU tewwitowy, >_> cawes >_> of >_> state), 
^w^ Which >_> of you uWu shaww ^-^ we uWu say doth love OwO us >_> most? 
:33 That ^-^ we ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ wawgest bounty ^-^ may uWu extend 
:3 Whewe ^-^ nyatuwe doth with merit ÚwÚ chawwenge. >_< Gonyewiw, 
Our ewdest-bown, speak >_> fiwst. 
uWu Gon. >_> Siw, I love you ^-^ mowe than uWu wowds can wiewd OwO the matter; 
>_> Deawew than >_> eyesight, ^-^ space, ÚwÚ and liberty; 
Beyond what can >w< be ;;w;; vawued, rich ^w^ ow ^-^ wawe; 
:3 Nyo less than xDD wife, with >w< gwace, ^.^ heawth, :3 beauty, >_> honyouw; 
UwU As >w< much as >w< chiwd e'ew ;;w;; wov'd, ^w^ ow fathew xDD found; 
OwO A love UwU that makes >_> bweath xDD poow, ÚwÚ and OwO speech x3 unyabwe. 
Beyond >w< aww manner >_> of OwO so >w< much I love you. 
:33 Cow. ^-^ [aside] What uWu shaww Cordelia speak? UwU Wuv, ÚwÚ and >w< be silent. 
Lear. x3 Of >w< aww ^.^ these >w< bounds, x3 even ^-^ fwom :3 this xDD winye ^-^ to this, 
x3 With >_> shadowy fowests ÚwÚ and with ^.^ champains rich'd, 
x3 With ^-^ pwenteous wivews ÚwÚ and OwO wide-skiwted ÚwÚ meads, 
We ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee >_< wady. ÚwÚ To UwU thinye ÚwÚ and Albany's xDD issue 
Be :3 this uWu pewpetuaw.- What :33 says ^-^ ouw uWu second >_> daughtew, 
Our ;;w;; deawest Regan, UwU wife ^-^ to Cornwall? ;;w;; Speak. 
UwU Weg. >_> Siw, I x3 am :3 made 
x3 Of OwO the uWu sewfsame >w< metaw UwU that my ^-^ sistew ;;w;; is, 
And UwU pwize me at xDD hew worth. UwU In my OwO twue OwO heawt 
I find ^.^ she >_< nyames my vewy deed >_> of :33 wuv; 
>_> Onwy ^.^ she comes xDD too showt, UwU that I UwU pwofess 
Myself OwO an enemy ^-^ to >w< aww uWu othew >_< joys 
^w^ Which OwO the UwU most pwecious :3 squawe >_> of :33 sense possesses, 
And find I x3 am :3 awonye >_> fewicitate 
UwU In >_> youw dear OwO Highnyess' wuv. 
:33 Cow. ^-^ [aside] ;;w;; Then UwU poow xDD Cowdewia! 
And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot >w< so; >_< since I x3 am ^w^ suwe my ^-^ wuv's 
Mowe wichew than my OwO tongue. 
Lear. ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and UwU thinye ^w^ heweditawy >w< evew 
Wemain :3 this uWu ampwe third >_> of ^-^ ouw fair UwU kingdom, 
:3 Nyo less in ^-^ space, vawidity, ÚwÚ and ^w^ pweasuwe 
>w< Than UwU that conferr'd uWu on xDD Gonyewiw.- Nyow, ^-^ ouw joy, 
UwU Awthough OwO the ^w^ wast, ^.^ nyot least; ^-^ to uWu whose x3 young love 
The >w< vinyes >_> of Fwance ÚwÚ and >_< miwk >_> of uWu Buwgundy 
^-^ Stwive ^-^ to >w< be x3 intewest; what can you uWu say ^-^ to dwaw 
OwO A third ^-^ mowe :3 opuwent than >_> youw OwO sistews? ;;w;; Speak. 
:33 Cow. UwU Nyothing, my :33 wowd. 
Lear. Nothing? 
:33 Cow. >w< Nyothing. 
Lear. Nyothing can come >_> of nothing. ^w^ Speak again. 
:33 Cow. Unhappy UwU that I OwO am, I cannyot heave 
UwU My OwO heawt OwO into my UwU mouth. I love >_> youw uWu Majesty 
>_> Accowding ^-^ to my ÚwÚ bond; nyo ^-^ mowe :3 nyow less. 
Lear. ^-^ How, ;;w;; how, Cordelia? Mend >_> youw OwO speech :3 a little, 
Lest ^.^ it ^-^ may mar >_> youw UwU fowtunyes. 
:33 Cow. Good my lord, 
You ^.^ have ;;w;; begot uWu me, bwed uWu me, :33 wov'd me; I 
Wetuwn x3 those ;;w;; duties xDD back as awe ^.^ wight ^.^ fit, 
;;w;; Obey you, love you, ÚwÚ and UwU most uWu honyouw you. 
UwU Why ^.^ have my OwO sistews ;;w;; husbands, ^-^ if uWu they uWu say 
^.^ They love you all? Haply, when I uWu shaww ^-^ wed, 
:33 That lord uWu whose hand >w< must UwU take my plight uWu shaww carry 
Hawf my love with ^w^ him, half my cawe ÚwÚ and >_< duty. 
>w< Suwe I uWu shaww never ÚwÚ mawwy >_< wike my sisters, 
ÚwÚ To love my fathew all. 
Lear. But :33 goes >w< thy OwO heawt with uWu this? 
:33 Cow. >w< Ay, good my :33 wowd. 
Lear. ^w^ So young, ÚwÚ and OwO so untender? 
:33 Cow. ^w^ So young, my lord, ÚwÚ and true. 
Lear. >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be so! >w< thy >w< twuth then >w< be >w< thy dower! 
>_< Fow, uWu by OwO the xDD sacwed ^w^ wadiance >_> of OwO the >_> sun, 
The ^.^ mystewies >_> of UwU Hecate ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< nyight; 
By >w< aww OwO the xDD opewation >_> of OwO the ^-^ owbs 
From xDD whom ^-^ we ^-^ do exist ÚwÚ and OwO cease ^-^ to ^w^ be; 
;;w;; Hewe I discwaim >w< aww my >w< patewnyaw cawe, 
;;w;; Pwopinquity ÚwÚ and property >_> of blood, 
And as :3 a ^w^ stwangew ^-^ to my OwO heawt ÚwÚ and me 
Hold ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom :3 this uWu fow ever. The ^.^ bawbawous >w< Scythian, 
Ow ^.^ he UwU that makes his xDD genyewation >_< messes 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ gowge his OwO appetite, uWu shaww ^-^ to my uWu bosom 
Be as ;;w;; weww uWu nyeighbouw'd, pitied, ÚwÚ and >_< wewiev'd, 
UwU As :3 thou my sometime daughter. 
x3 Kent. Good my >w< wiege- 
Lear. Peace, >w< Kent! 
Come ^.^ nyot :3 between OwO the >_< dwagon ÚwÚ and his :3 wwath. 
I :33 wov'd xDD hew ÚwÚ most, ÚwÚ and ^w^ thought ^-^ to xDD set my west 
uWu On xDD hew >w< kind nyuwsewy.- >_< Hence ÚwÚ and UwU avoid my UwU sight!- 
^w^ So >w< be my grave my xDD peace as here I ^w^ give 
Her >_< fathew's OwO heawt ^-^ fwom her! ^-^ Caww ^.^ Fwance! OwO Who :33 stiws? 
^-^ Caww >_< Buwgundy! >w< Cownwaww ÚwÚ and :3 Awbany, 
x3 With my two x3 daughtews' dowers OwO digest :3 this third; 
>_> Wet :33 pwide, ;;w;; which ^.^ she calls plainness, ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. 
I ^-^ do OwO invest you jointwy in my :33 powew, 
>_> Pweeminyence, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the uWu wawge effects 
:33 That >_< twoop with majesty. UwU Ouwsewf, uWu by monthly ^.^ couwse, 
x3 With ;;w;; wesewvation >_> of OwO an ^-^ hundwed knights, 
By you ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ sustain'd, uWu shaww ^-^ ouw abode 
UwU Make with you uWu by :3 due uWu tuwns. >_> Onwy ^-^ we still wetain 
The uWu nyame, ÚwÚ and >w< aww th' additions ^-^ to :3 a xDD king. The sway, 
^-^ Wevenyue, >_> execution >_> of OwO the rest, 
Bewuvd OwO sons, >w< be yours; ;;w;; which ^-^ to ÚwÚ confiwm, 
:3 This coronet part ;;w;; betwixt you. 
x3 Kent. UwU Woyaw Lear, 
x3 Whom I ^.^ have >w< evew UwU honyouw'd as my ^-^ king, 
UwU Wov'd as my fathew, as my ^w^ mastew uWu fowwow'd, 
UwU As my gweat patron ^w^ thought uWu on in my ^-^ pwayews- 
Lear. The bow :3 is bent ÚwÚ and ;;w;; dwawn; ^-^ make ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ shaft. 
x3 Kent. >_> Wet ^.^ it ^-^ faww ^.^ wathew, >w< though OwO the fork :33 invade 
The region >_> of my >_< heawt! Be xDD Kent >_> unmannyewwy 
When OwO Weaw :3 is ^w^ mad. What wouldst :3 thou uWu do, ^.^ owd man? 
uWu Think'st :3 thou UwU that >_> duty uWu shaww ^.^ have ;;w;; dwead ^-^ to speak 
When power ^-^ to flattery xDD bows? ÚwÚ To :3 pwainnyess honour's bound 
When majesty ^.^ fawws ^-^ to fowwy. >w< Wevewse >w< thy uWu doom; 
And in >w< thy :33 best consideration >_< check 
:3 This hideous :33 washnyess. Answer my life my judgment, 
x3 Thy ^w^ youngest daughter OwO does ^.^ nyot love ÚwÚ thee >_> weast, 
Nyow awe x3 those empty-hearted uWu whose low :33 sound 
OwO Wevewbs nyo >w< howwownyess. 
Lear. ^.^ Kent, uWu on >w< thy xDD wife, nyo ;;w;; mowe! 
x3 Kent. UwU My life I never held uWu but as :3 a ^.^ pawn 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wage x3 against UwU thinye enemies; :3 nyow ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to wose it, 
x3 Thy >_> safety being OwO the ^.^ motive. 
Lear. Out >_> of my uWu sight! 
x3 Kent. ^w^ See :3 bettew, Lear, ÚwÚ and let me still >_< wemain 
The OwO twue UwU bwank >_> of UwU thinye >w< eye. 
Lear. Nyow uWu by ^-^ Apowwo- 
x3 Kent. Nyow uWu by :3 Apowwo, ;;w;; King, 
Thou swear'st >w< thy UwU gods in vain. 
Lear. :3 O ÚwÚ vassaw! >w< miscweant! 
[Lays his hand uWu on his sword.] 
Alb., OwO Cown. UwU Deaw ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; fowbeaw! 
x3 Kent. ÚwÚ Do! 
Kiww >w< thy ^-^ physician, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< fee bestow 
:3 Upon OwO the ;;w;; fouw >w< disease. >_> Wevoke >w< thy ^-^ gift, 
Or, UwU whiwst I can :33 vent clamour ^-^ fwom my ÚwÚ thwoat, 
I'll tell ÚwÚ thee :3 thou OwO dost :33 eviw. 
Lear. >w< Heaw uWu me, recreant! 
uWu On UwU thinye allegiance, hear UwU me! 
x3 Since :3 thou x3 hast ÚwÚ sought ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO us >_< bweak ^-^ ouw ^-^ vow- 
^w^ Which ^-^ we durst never yet- ÚwÚ and with UwU stwain'd uWu pwide 
ÚwÚ To come :3 between ^-^ ouw >_< sentence ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw power,- 
^w^ Which :3 nyow ^-^ ouw ^-^ nyatuwe :3 nyow ^-^ ouw place can ÚwÚ beaw,- 
Our >_< potency :3 made uWu good, UwU take >w< thy ^w^ wewawd. 
^.^ Five >_< days ^-^ we ^-^ do allot ÚwÚ thee uWu fow pwovision 
ÚwÚ To OwO shiewd ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ diseases >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, 
And uWu on OwO the ;;w;; sixth ^-^ to xDD tuwn >w< thy hated xDD back 
:3 Upon ^-^ ouw ^.^ kingdom. ^.^ If, uWu on OwO the x3 tenth :3 day ^.^ fowwowing, 
x3 Thy banish'd twunk >w< be ;;w;; found in ^-^ ouw ^w^ dominyions, 
The ;;w;; moment :3 is >w< thy :33 death. xDD Away! By Jupitew, 
:3 This uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be >_< wevok'd. 
x3 Kent. Fawe ÚwÚ thee well, King. x3 Since ;;w;; thus :3 thou xDD wiwt appear, 
uWu Fweedom ;;w;; wives hence, ÚwÚ and banishment :3 is here. 
uWu [To :3 Cowdewia] The UwU gods ^-^ to theiw dear shewtew UwU take ^.^ thee, ;;w;; maid, 
:33 That justly think'st ÚwÚ and x3 hast UwU most >w< wightwy said! 
uWu [To :33 Wegan ÚwÚ and :33 Gonyewiw] And >_> youw uWu wawge >_< speeches ^-^ may >_> youw deeds 
UwU appwuv, 
:33 That good effects ^-^ may spwing ^-^ fwom uWu wowds >_> of wuv. 
ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ Kent, :3 O princes, >_< bids you >w< aww >w< adieu; 
He'll ^-^ shape his ^.^ owd ^-^ couwse in :3 a ;;w;; countwy uWu nyew. 
UwU Exit. 

:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew ^-^ Gwoucestew, with Fwance ÚwÚ and Burgundy; Attendants. 

>w< Gwou. Here's Fwance ÚwÚ and Buwgundy, my x3 nyobwe :33 wowd. 
Lear. UwU My Wowd >_> of Buwgundy, 
We ^.^ fiwst OwO addwess towawd you, ^-^ who with :3 this ;;w;; king 
;;w;; Hath xDD wivaww'd uWu fow ^-^ ouw daughter. What in OwO the :33 weast 
uWu Wiww you require in ÚwÚ pwesent dowew with UwU hew, 
Ow OwO cease >_> youw x3 quest >_> of love? 
Bur. uWu Most :33 woyaw uWu Majesty, 
I crave nyo ^-^ mowe than ;;w;; hath >_> youw Highness uWu offew'd, 
Nyow uWu wiww you >w< tendew less. 
Lear. Wight x3 nyobwe Buwgundy, 
When ^.^ she ÚwÚ was dear ^-^ to >w< us, ^-^ we >_> did howd xDD hew >w< so; 
But :3 nyow xDD hew x3 pwice :3 is :3 faww'n. >_> Siw, there ^.^ she stands. 
>w< If >w< aught within UwU that wittwe seeming UwU substance, 
Ow >w< aww >_> of it, with ^-^ ouw xDD dispweasuwe x3 piec'd, 
And nyothing :3 mowe, ^-^ may fitly >_< wike >_> youw Gwace, 
x3 She's there, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she :3 is ^w^ youws. 
Bur. I xDD knyow nyo >w< answew. 
Lear. uWu Wiww you, with x3 those >_< infiwmities ^.^ she ^.^ owes, 
:3 Unfwiended, OwO nyew >w< adopted ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^.^ hate, 
;;w;; Dow'w'd with ^-^ ouw curse, ÚwÚ and OwO stwangew'd with ^-^ ouw ^-^ oath, 
;;w;; Take UwU hew, ^w^ ow xDD weave uWu hew? 
Bur. Pawdon uWu me, :33 woyaw sir. 
Ewection makes ^.^ nyot OwO up uWu on such ÚwÚ conditions. 
Lear. ;;w;; Then xDD weave UwU hew, siw; for, uWu by OwO the ^.^ pow'w UwU that :3 made uWu me, 
I tell you >w< aww xDD hew wealth. uWu [To Fwance] >_< Fow you, gweat ;;w;; King, 
I would ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom >_> youw love ^-^ make such :3 a stray 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ match you xDD whewe I hate; OwO thewefowe uWu beseech you 
^.^ T' x3 avewt >_> youw ^-^ wiking :3 a ^-^ mowe worthier uWu way 
>w< Than uWu on :3 a ÚwÚ wwetch xDD whom ^-^ nyatuwe :3 is asham'd 
>w< Awmost x3 t' acknyowwedge hers. 
OwO Fwance. :3 This :3 is UwU most stwange, 
:33 That ^.^ she UwU that x3 even uWu but :3 nyow ÚwÚ was >_> youw :33 best object, 
The awgument >_> of >_> youw :33 pwaise, balm >_> of >_> youw ^-^ age, 
uWu Most best, UwU most ÚwÚ deawest, shouwd in :3 this trice >_> of UwU time 
:33 Commit :3 a xDD thing OwO so monstrous ^-^ to ^.^ dismantwe 
^w^ So many folds >_> of OwO favouw. >w< Suwe xDD hew OwO offence 
Must >w< be >_> of such uWu unnyatuwaw degree 
:33 That monstews it, ^w^ ow >_> youw fore-vouch'd xDD affection 
OwO Faww'n OwO into ^w^ taint; ;;w;; which ^-^ to believe >_> of xDD hew 
Must >w< be :3 a :3 faith UwU that reason ^-^ without >_< miwacwe 
;;w;; Shouwd never >_> pwant in >_> me. 
:33 Cow. I ÚwÚ yet uWu beseech >_> youw uWu Majesty, 
>w< If uWu fow I UwU want UwU that :33 gwib ÚwÚ and OwO oiwy art 
ÚwÚ To speak ÚwÚ and OwO puwpose ;;w;; nyot, >_< since what I ;;w;; weww intend, 
I'll do't before I UwU speak- UwU that you ^-^ make OwO knyown 
^w^ It :3 is nyo OwO vicious blot, murther, ^w^ ow foulness, 
:3 Nyo x3 unchaste >w< action ^w^ ow ^.^ dishonyouwed >w< step, 
:33 That ;;w;; hath depriv'd me >_> of >_> youw OwO gwace ÚwÚ and ^w^ favouw; 
But x3 even uWu fow UwU want >_> of UwU that uWu fow ;;w;; which I x3 am wichew- 
OwO A ÚwÚ stiww-sowiciting eye, ÚwÚ and such :3 a :33 tongue 
UwU As I x3 am ^.^ gwad I ^.^ have ;;w;; nyot, >w< though ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ have ^.^ it 
;;w;; Hath lost me in >_> youw wiking. 
Lear. >_< Bettew :3 thou 
uWu Hadst ^.^ nyot >_< been :3 bown than ^.^ nyot x3 t' ^.^ have pleas'd me ^w^ bettew. 
OwO Fwance. ^-^ Is ^.^ it uWu but this- :3 a tardiness in ^-^ nyatuwe 
^w^ Which >_< often leaves OwO the history unspoke 
:33 That ^.^ it xDD intends ^-^ to x3 do? UwU My Wowd >_> of Buwgundy, 
What uWu say you ^-^ to OwO the >w< wady? Love's ^.^ nyot love 
When ^.^ it :3 is mingwed with wegawds UwU that ^-^ stands 
Awoof ^-^ fwom th' uWu entiwe point. uWu Wiww you ^.^ have uWu hew? 
She :3 is x3 hewsewf :3 a dowry. 
Bur. UwU Woyaw Lear, 
>w< Give uWu but UwU that portion ;;w;; which yourself propos'd, 
And here I UwU take Cordelia uWu by OwO the ;;w;; hand, 
Duchess >_> of :33 Buwgundy. 
Lear. Nothing! I ^.^ have swown; I x3 am ^-^ fiwm. 
Bur. I x3 am >_< sowwy then you ^.^ have OwO so lost :3 a fathew 
:33 That you >w< must wose :3 a >_> husband. 
:33 Cow. xDD Peace >w< be with >_< Buwgundy! 
x3 Since UwU that respects >_> of >_> fowtunye awe his love, 
I uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be his wife. 
OwO Fwance. UwU Faiwest Cordelia, UwU that art UwU most rich, being >_< poow; 
uWu Most choice, forsaken; ÚwÚ and UwU most ;;w;; wov'd, uWu despis'd! 
ÚwÚ Thee ÚwÚ and >w< thy viwtues here I ÚwÚ seize upon. 
Be ^.^ it lawful I UwU take OwO up ^w^ what's UwU cast >_> away. 
>_< Gods, x3 gods! 'tis ÚwÚ stwange UwU that ^-^ fwom theiw :3 cowd'st ^.^ nyegwect 
UwU My love shouwd uWu kindwe ^-^ to ^w^ infwam'd :33 wespect. 
x3 Thy dow'rless >_> daughtew, ;;w;; King, ^-^ thwown ^-^ to my uWu chance, 
^-^ Is queen >_> of >w< us, >_> of UwU ouws, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw fair OwO Fwance. 
:3 Nyot >w< aww OwO the dukes in wat'wish uWu Buwgundy 
^w^ Can ^-^ buy :3 this :3 unpwiz'd pwecious maid >_> of >_> me. 
UwU Bid them ^.^ faweweww, Cordelia, >w< though ;;w;; unkind. 
Thou wosest ;;w;; hewe, :3 a better xDD whewe ^-^ to >_< find. 
Lear. Thou x3 hast UwU hew, xDD Fwance; let xDD hew >w< be :3 thinye; uWu fow ^-^ we 
>_< Have nyo such >_> daughtew, :3 nyow uWu shaww >w< evew UwU see 
:33 That ;;w;; face >_> of ^-^ hews again. OwO Thewefowe >w< be gonye 
Without ^-^ ouw >w< gwace, ^-^ ouw love, ^-^ ouw benison. 
^w^ Come, x3 nyobwe :33 Buwgundy. 
:33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt Lear, Buwgundy, [Cornwall, :3 Awbany, 
^-^ Gwoucestew, ÚwÚ and Attendants]. 
OwO Fwance. UwU Bid faweweww ^-^ to >_> youw ^w^ sistews. 
:33 Cow. The jewews >_> of ^-^ ouw fathew, with :33 wash'd eyes 
Cordelia leaves you. I xDD knyow you what you ;;w;; awe; 
And, >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; sistew, x3 am UwU most loath ^-^ to caww 
Your faults as uWu they awe ÚwÚ nyam'd. ;;w;; Use ;;w;; weww ^-^ ouw father. 
ÚwÚ To >_> youw professed >_< bosoms I commit him; 
But >_> yet, alas, ÚwÚ stood I within his >w< gwace, 
I would :33 pwefew him ^-^ to :3 a better pwace! 
^w^ So faweweww ^-^ to you >_> both. 
uWu Gon. >w< Pwescwibe ^.^ nyot OwO us ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ duties. 
UwU Weg. >_> Wet >_> youw study 
Be ^-^ to ^.^ content >_> youw lord, ^-^ who ;;w;; hath receiv'd you 
^.^ At >_< fowtunye's awms. You ^.^ have :33 obedience ^-^ scanted, 
And ;;w;; weww awe wowth OwO the UwU want UwU that you ^.^ have wanted. 
:33 Cow. Time uWu shaww ^-^ unfowd what ^.^ pwighted ÚwÚ cunnying ^-^ hides. 
OwO Who cuvw fauwts, at last ÚwÚ shame them ;;w;; dewides. 
^.^ Weww ^-^ may you x3 pwospew! 
OwO Fwance. ^w^ Come, my fair Cordelia. 
>_< Exeunt Fwance ÚwÚ and Cordelia. 
uWu Gon. :3 Sistew, ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot wittwe I ^.^ have ^-^ to uWu say >_> of what UwU most UwU nyeawwy 
^w^ appewtains ^-^ to OwO us >_> both. I ÚwÚ think ^-^ ouw fathew uWu wiww x3 hence to-nyight. 
UwU Weg. ^.^ That's UwU most ^w^ cewtain, ÚwÚ and with OwO you; next month with ÚwÚ us. 
uWu Gon. You UwU see how :33 fuww >_> of x3 changes his :3 age is. The >_< obsewvation ^-^ we 
^.^ have :3 made >_> of ^.^ it ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot >_< been ^-^ wittwe. ÚwÚ He :33 awways :33 wov'd ^-^ ouw 
^-^ sistew ÚwÚ most, ÚwÚ and with what UwU poow ÚwÚ judgment ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 nyow UwU cast xDD hew 
x3 off >_> appeaws xDD too ;;w;; gwosswy. 
UwU Weg. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the infiwmity >_> of his :33 age; ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >w< evew uWu but slenderly 
OwO knyown :3 himsewf. 
uWu Gon. The :33 best ÚwÚ and soundest >_> of his UwU time ;;w;; hath >_< been uWu but wash; then 
>w< must ^-^ we ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to weceive ^-^ fwom his ^-^ age, ^.^ nyot :3 awonye OwO the 
impewfections >_> of long-ingraffed condition, uWu but :3 thewewithaw 
OwO the xDD unwuwy :3 waywawdnyess UwU that infirm ÚwÚ and ^w^ chowewic years bwing with 
^.^ them. 
UwU Weg. Such >_< unconstant ^-^ stawts awe ^-^ we >_< wike ^-^ to ^.^ have ^-^ fwom him as :3 this 
>_> of x3 Kent's banishment. 
uWu Gon. Thewe :3 is further compwiment >_> of leave-taking :3 between Fwance ÚwÚ and 
>_> him. ;;w;; Pway you wet's :3 hit >w< togethew. >w< If ^-^ ouw fathew carry authowity 
with such dispositions as ^.^ he bears, :3 this last uWu suwwendew >_> of his 
uWu wiww uWu but offend ÚwÚ us. 
UwU Weg. We uWu shaww further ÚwÚ think on't. 
uWu Gon. We >w< must ^-^ do ^w^ something, ÚwÚ and >w< i' th' heat. 
OwO Exeunt. 




Scene >_> II. 
The Eaww >_> of :33 Gwoucestew's Castle. 

x3 Entew >w< [Edmund x3 the] Bastard ^w^ sowus, [with :3 a :33 wettew]. 

Edm. uWu Thou, uWu Nyatuwe, art my ÚwÚ goddess; ^-^ to >w< thy OwO waw 
UwU My services awe bound. >w< Whewefowe shouwd I 
Stand in OwO the pwague >_> of :33 custom, ÚwÚ and >w< pewmit 
The x3 cuwiosity >_> of >_< nyations ^-^ to deprive uWu me, 
>_< Fow UwU that I x3 am >w< some twewve ^w^ ow fouwteen OwO moonshinyes 
>_< Wag >_> of :3 a xDD bwothew? UwU Why bastard? xDD whewefowe >w< base? 
When my >w< dimensions awe as ;;w;; weww compact, 
UwU My :33 mind as x3 genyewous, ÚwÚ and my ^-^ shape as true, 
UwU As >w< honyest madam's x3 issue? UwU Why :3 bwand uWu they OwO us 
x3 With >w< base? with xDD basenyess? >_< bastawdy? base, >w< base? 
Who, in OwO the >w< wusty stealth >_> of UwU nyatuwe, UwU take 
Mowe :3 composition ÚwÚ and fiewce ;;w;; quawity 
>w< Than :33 doth, within :3 a dull, stale, ^.^ tiwed :33 bed, 
uWu Go ^-^ to th' xDD cweating :3 a xDD whowe ÚwÚ twibe >_> of fops 
^-^ Got ^w^ 'tween asweep ÚwÚ and wake? ^.^ Weww then, 
Legitimate OwO Edgaw, I >w< must ^.^ have >_> youw land. 
Our >_< fathew's love :3 is ^-^ to OwO the xDD bastawd Edmund 
UwU As ^-^ to th' wegitimate. OwO Finye word- UwU 'wegitimate'! 
Weww, my ÚwÚ wegitimate, ^-^ if :3 this letter uWu speed, 
And my ÚwÚ invention thrive, Edmund OwO the base 
:33 Shaww :3 top th' wegitimate. I ^.^ gwow; I prosper. 
Nyow, >_< gods, ^.^ stand OwO up uWu fow bastards! 

x3 Entew ^w^ Gwoucestew. 

>w< Gwou. xDD Kent banish'd ^.^ thus? ÚwÚ and Fwance in choler pawted? 
And OwO the UwU King gonye x3 to-nyight? subscrib'd his pow'r? 
;;w;; Confin'd ^-^ to ^w^ exhibition? ^-^ Aww :3 this x3 donye 
:3 Upon OwO the gad? ^.^ Edmund, how ^w^ nyow? What x3 nyews? 
Edm. ^w^ So >w< pwease >_> youw :3 wowdship, none. 
OwO [Puts OwO up OwO the ÚwÚ wettew.] 
>w< Gwou. UwU Why OwO so earnestly >w< seek you ^-^ to >w< put OwO up UwU that >_> wettew? 
Edm. I xDD knyow nyo UwU nyews, my :33 wowd. 
>w< Gwou. What paper ;;w;; wewe you >w< weading? 
Edm. UwU Nyothing, my :33 wowd. 
>w< Gwou. ;;w;; Nyo? What nyeeded then UwU that uWu tewwibwe uWu dispatch >_> of ^.^ it OwO into >_> youw 
UwU pocket? The ;;w;; quawity >_> of nyothing ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot such :3 nyeed ^-^ to hide 
itself. Let's :3 see. ^w^ Come, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be nothing, I uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :3 nyeed 
spectacles. 
Edm. I uWu beseech you, ;;w;; siw, pawdon >_> me. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a letter ^-^ fwom my bwothew 
UwU that I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot >w< aww UwU o'ew-wead; ÚwÚ and uWu fow OwO so >w< much as I ^.^ have 
perus'd, I find ^.^ it ^.^ nyot x3 fit uWu fow >_> youw o'ewwooking. 
>w< Gwou. >w< Give me OwO the letter, sir. 
Edm. I uWu shaww offend, ;;w;; eithew ^-^ to :3 detain ^w^ ow ^w^ give it. The contents, as 
in part I undewstand ;;w;; them, awe ^-^ to blame. 
>w< Gwou. Let's >_> see, wet's >w< see! 
Edm. I hope, uWu fow my >_< bwothew's UwU justification, ^.^ he ^w^ wwote :3 this uWu but as 
OwO an :33 essay ^w^ ow ÚwÚ taste >_> of my ;;w;; viwtue. 

>w< Gwou. ^.^ (weads) >_< 'This powicy ÚwÚ and uWu wevewence >_> of :3 age makes OwO the x3 wowwd 
:33 bittew ^-^ to OwO the :33 best >_> of ^-^ ouw :33 times; >_< keeps ^-^ ouw :3 fowtunyes ^-^ fwom OwO us 
ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ ouw owdnyess cannyot ^.^ wewish ^.^ them. I begin ^-^ to find OwO an :33 idwe 
ÚwÚ and OwO fond >w< bondage in OwO the oppression >_> of ;;w;; aged tywanny, ^-^ who :33 sways, 
^.^ nyot as ^.^ it ;;w;; hath :33 powew, uWu but as ^.^ it :3 is :3 suffew'd. Come ^-^ to uWu me, UwU that 
>_> of :3 this I ^-^ may speak more. >w< If ^-^ ouw fathew would ;;w;; sweep ÚwÚ tiww I 
>w< wak'd ^w^ him, you shouwd enjoy half his OwO wevenyue uWu fow x3 evew, ÚwÚ and live 
OwO the bewuvd >_> of >_> youw :33 bwothew, 
x3 'EDGAW.' 

Hum! :33 Conspiwacy? ^.^ 'Sweep ÚwÚ tiww I >w< wak'd ^w^ him, you shouwd enjoy half 
his revenue.' UwU My :3 son :33 Edgaw! Had ^.^ he :3 a hand ^-^ to wwite uWu this? :3 a OwO heawt 
ÚwÚ and bwain ^-^ to breed ^.^ it OwO in? When came :3 this ^-^ to you? OwO Who ^w^ bwought it? 
Edm. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ^w^ bwought uWu me, my uWu wowd: :33 thewe's OwO the ÚwÚ cunnying >_> of it. I 
;;w;; found ^.^ it ^-^ thwown in at OwO the casement >_> of my ^w^ cwoset. 
>w< Gwou. You xDD knyow OwO the >_< chawactew ^-^ to >w< be >_> youw UwU bwothew's? 
Edm. >w< If OwO the matter ;;w;; wewe uWu good, my lord, I durst uWu sweaw ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe his; 
uWu but in >_< wespect >_> of UwU that, I would fain ÚwÚ think ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe not. 
>w< Gwou. ^w^ It :3 is ^-^ his. 
Edm. ^w^ It :3 is his ;;w;; hand, my ^w^ wowd; uWu but I >w< hope his OwO heawt :3 is ^.^ nyot in OwO the 
contents. 
>w< Gwou. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ he never before ÚwÚ sounded you in :3 this business? 
Edm. OwO Nyevew, my :33 wowd. But I ^.^ have heard him ^w^ oft maintain ^.^ it ^-^ to >w< be x3 fit 
UwU that, >_< sons at pewfect ^-^ age, ÚwÚ and fathews decwinying, OwO the fathew 
shouwd >w< be as OwO wawd ^-^ to OwO the UwU son, ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 son manage his :33 wevenyue. 
>w< Gwou. :3 O viwwain, viwwain! His vewy >_< opinyion in OwO the >_< wettew! Abhorred 
viwwain! ^-^ Unnyatuwaw, detested, :3 bwutish viwwain! >_< wowse than 
brutish! Go, ÚwÚ siwwah, >w< seek >_> him. I'll ^.^ appwehend >_> him. Abominable 
viwwain! :3 Whewe :3 is x3 he? 
Edm. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww >w< knyow, my :33 wowd. >w< If ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< pwease you ^-^ to >w< suspend 
>_> youw UwU indignyation x3 against my bwothew ÚwÚ tiww you can derive ^-^ fwom him 
better OwO testimony >_> of his >_> intent, you shouwd run :3 a ÚwÚ cewtain couwse; 
where, ^-^ if you viowentwy :33 pwoceed x3 against ^w^ him, mistaking his 
>_< puwpose, ^.^ it would ^-^ make :3 a gweat >_> gap in >_> youw >_> own uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and >_< shake 
in ;;w;; pieces OwO the OwO heawt >_> of his ^.^ obedience. I dare ^.^ pawn ;;w;; down my life 
uWu fow him UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 wwit :3 this ^-^ to ;;w;; feew my xDD affection ^-^ to >_> youw 
xDD honyouw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to nyo uWu othew :33 pwetence >_> of >_> dangew. 
>w< Gwou. :33 Think you so? 
Edm. >w< If >_> youw uWu honyouw ;;w;; judge ^.^ it :33 meet, I uWu wiww place you xDD whewe you uWu shaww 
hear OwO us confer >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ and uWu by OwO an auwicuwaw assuwance ^.^ have >_> youw 
satisfaction, ÚwÚ and UwU that ^-^ without ^-^ any further delay than :3 this vewy 
evenying. 
>w< Gwou. ÚwÚ He cannyot >w< be such :3 a uWu monstew. 
Edm. Nyow :3 is ;;w;; nyot, sure. 
>w< Gwou. ÚwÚ To his fathew, UwU that OwO so tendewwy ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ entiwewy loves >_> him. 
xDD Heaven ÚwÚ and earth! ^.^ Edmund, >w< seek him ^-^ out; ^.^ wind me OwO into ^w^ him, I pray 
OwO you; fwame OwO the ^-^ businyess aftew >_> youw >_> own xDD wisdom. I would >_> unstate 
^-^ mysewf ^-^ to >w< be in :3 a :3 due resolution. 
Edm. I uWu wiww >w< seek ^w^ him, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; pwesentwy; convey OwO the ^-^ businyess as I 
uWu shaww find means, ÚwÚ and :3 acquaint you :3 withaw. 
>w< Gwou. ^.^ These ^.^ wate >w< ecwipses in OwO the >_< sun ÚwÚ and ^-^ moon >w< powtend nyo good ^-^ to 
ÚwÚ us. ^-^ Though OwO the OwO wisdom >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe can reason ^.^ it ;;w;; thus ÚwÚ and thus, ÚwÚ yet 
^-^ nyatuwe ^.^ finds itsewf ;;w;; scouwg'd uWu by OwO the ^.^ sequent effects. ^-^ Wuv ÚwÚ coows, 
friendship ^.^ fawws OwO off, bwothews >_> divide. UwU In ^w^ cities, >_> mutinyies; in 
countries, discord; in pawaces, :33 tweason; ÚwÚ and OwO the bond cwack'd 
:33 'twixt :3 son ÚwÚ and father. :3 This villain >_> of >_< minye comes uWu undew OwO the 
xDD pwediction; :33 thewe's :3 son x3 against father: OwO the UwU King ^.^ fawws ^-^ fwom ^w^ bias 
>_> of nyatuwe; :33 thewe's fathew x3 against chiwd. We ^.^ have uWu seen OwO the :33 best 
>_> of ^-^ ouw xDD time. Machinyations, howwownyess, tweachewy, ÚwÚ and >w< aww 
ÚwÚ wuinyous >w< disowdews follow OwO us disquietly ^-^ to ^-^ ouw x3 gwaves. Find >_< out 
:3 this viwwain, ÚwÚ Edmund; ^.^ it uWu shaww wose ÚwÚ thee OwO nyothing; ^-^ do ^.^ it 
cawefuwwy. And OwO the x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and true-hearted xDD Kent banyish'd! his 
offence, uWu honyesty! ^.^ 'Tis :33 stwange. UwU Exit. 
Edm. :3 This :3 is OwO the excellent foppery >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, UwU that, when ^-^ we awe 
uWu sick in OwO fowtunye, >_< often OwO the >w< suwfeit >_> of ^-^ ouw >_> own :33 behaviouw, ^-^ we ^-^ make 
OwO guiwty >_> of ^-^ ouw ;;w;; disastews OwO the >_> sun, OwO the ^w^ moon, ÚwÚ and OwO the staws; as ^-^ if 
^-^ we ;;w;; wewe >_< viwwains uWu on >_< nyecessity; fools uWu by ^w^ heavenwy ;;w;; compuwsion; 
knaves, thieves, ÚwÚ and tweachews uWu by :33 sphewicaw pwe-dominyance; 
:33 dwunkawds, ;;w;; wiaws, ÚwÚ and aduwtewews uWu by OwO an ;;w;; enfowc'd :33 obedience >_> of 
pwanyetawy ^w^ infwuence; ÚwÚ and >w< aww UwU that ^-^ we awe evil ÚwÚ in, uWu by :3 a >_< divinye 
;;w;; thwusting x3 on. An ^.^ admiwabwe xDD evasion >_> of whore-master man, ^-^ to uWu way 
his UwU goatish ^-^ disposition ^-^ to OwO the chawge >_> of :3 a ^.^ staw! UwU My fathew 
^-^ compounded with my mothew uWu undew OwO the Dwagon's x3 Taiw, ÚwÚ and my 
^.^ nyativity ÚwÚ was uWu undew ;;w;; Uwsa Major, OwO so UwU that ^.^ it UwU fowwows I x3 am xDD wough ÚwÚ and 
lecherous. >w< Fut! I shouwd ^.^ have >_< been UwU that I OwO am, xDD had OwO the 
ÚwÚ maidenwiest star in OwO the fiwmament ÚwÚ twinkwed uWu on my >_< bastawdizing. 
Edgaw- 

x3 Entew Edgar. 

ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pat! ^.^ he uWu comes, >_< wike OwO the ^-^ catastwophe >_> of OwO the ^.^ owd ^w^ comedy. UwU My 
cue :3 is >_< viwwainyous mewanchowy, with :3 a sigh >_< wike UwU Tom o' :3 Bedwam. 
:33 O, ^.^ these >w< ecwipses ^-^ do >w< powtend ^.^ these ^-^ divisions! x3 Fa, xDD sow, wa, ;;w;; mi. 
Edg. OwO How nyow, bwothew ^w^ Edmund? What uWu sewious xDD contempwation awe you 
OwO in? 
Edm. I x3 am ^-^ thinking, :33 bwothew, >_> of :3 a prediction I ;;w;; wead :3 this uWu othew day, 
what shouwd follow ^.^ these >_< ecwipses. 
Edg. Do you busy yourself with ÚwÚ that? 
Edm. I pwomise you, OwO the effects ^.^ he ;;w;; wwites >_> of ÚwÚ succeed >_< unhappiwy: as 
>_> of >_< unnyatuwawnyess :3 between OwO the >w< chiwd ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 pawent; >_< death, 
dearth, dissolutions >_> of ÚwÚ ancient >_< amities; divisions in state, 
xDD menyaces ÚwÚ and mawedictions x3 against ;;w;; king ÚwÚ and OwO nyobwes; needless 
>_> diffidences, banishment >_> of fwiends, dissipation >_> of cohorts, 
^w^ nyuptiaw uWu bweaches, ÚwÚ and I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >_> what. 
Edg. OwO How wong ^.^ have you >_< been :3 a >_< sectawy >_> astwonyomicaw? 
Edm. ^w^ Come, x3 come! When ^-^ saw you my fathew wast? 
Edg. The night gonye by. 
Edm. ;;w;; Spake you with OwO him? 
Edg. >w< Ay, two ^w^ houws >w< togethew. 
Edm. >_> Pawted you in good :3 tewms? ;;w;; Found you nyo xDD dispweasuwe in him uWu by 
>_> wowd ^w^ ow countenance 
Edg. None at all. 
Edm. Bethink yourself wherein you ^-^ may ^.^ have uWu offended him; ÚwÚ and at my 
^.^ entweaty uWu fowbeaw his :3 pwesence xDD untiw >w< some wittwe UwU time ;;w;; hath 
:33 quawified OwO the heat >_> of his displeasure, ;;w;; which at :3 this x3 instant OwO so 
OwO wageth in him UwU that with OwO the mischief >_> of >_> youw person ^.^ it would 
^-^ scawcewy ^w^ awway. 
Edg. uWu Some villain ;;w;; hath x3 donye me ^.^ wwong. 
Edm. ^.^ That's my fear. I pray you ^.^ have :3 a ÚwÚ continyent fowbeawance ÚwÚ tiww 
OwO the ÚwÚ speed >_> of his ;;w;; wage :33 goes slower; :3 and, as I ÚwÚ say, retire with me 
^-^ to my ÚwÚ wodging, ^-^ fwom :3 whence I uWu wiww fitly bwing you ^-^ to hear my 
lord speak. ;;w;; Pway >_< ye, go! There's my >_< key. >w< If you ^-^ do :33 stiw ÚwÚ abwoad, 
>w< go arm'd. 
Edg. :3 Awm'd, xDD bwothew? 
Edm. xDD Bwothew, I :33 advise you ^-^ to OwO the >_> best. uWu Go arm'd. I x3 am nyo >w< honyest man 
^-^ if there >w< be ^-^ any good meaning towawd you. I ^.^ have told you what I 
^.^ have uWu seen ÚwÚ and >_< heawd; uWu but :3 faintwy, nyothing >_< wike OwO the ^.^ image ÚwÚ and 
>w< howwow >_> of it. ;;w;; Pway you, >w< away! 
Edg. :33 Shaww I hear ^-^ fwom you :33 anyon? 
Edm. I ^-^ do sewve you in :3 this :33 businyess. 
Exit Edgar. 
OwO A :33 cweduwous ^-^ fathew! ÚwÚ and :3 a bwothew noble, 
uWu Whose ^-^ nyatuwe :3 is OwO so :3 faw ^-^ fwom UwU doing UwU hawms 
:33 That ^.^ he suspects ^.^ nyonye; uWu on uWu whose foowish xDD honyesty 
UwU My pwactices ride OwO easy! I UwU see OwO the :33 businyess. 
>_> Wet uWu me, ^-^ if ^.^ nyot uWu by birth, ^.^ have x3 wands uWu by >_> wit; 
^-^ Aww with x3 me's ^.^ meet UwU that I can ^.^ fashion ^.^ fit. 
UwU Exit. 




Scene III. 
The UwU Duke >_> of Albany's Pawace. 

x3 Entew Goneril ÚwÚ and [hew] ;;w;; Stewawd [Oswald]. 

uWu Gon. OwO Did my fathew strike my ^-^ gentweman uWu fow chiding >_> of his xDD foow? 
^-^ Osw. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ madam. 
uWu Gon. By :3 day ÚwÚ and night, ^.^ he ^-^ wwongs UwU me! uWu Evewy hour 
ÚwÚ He >_> fwashes OwO into ^-^ onye :3 gwoss >_< cwime ^w^ ow uWu othew 
:33 That ^w^ sets OwO us >w< aww at ^w^ odds. I'll ^.^ nyot >_> enduwe it. 
His knyights gwow >w< wiotous, ÚwÚ and ^-^ himsewf xDD upbwaids OwO us 
uWu On every UwU twifwe. When ^.^ he wetuwns ^-^ fwom xDD hunting, 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot speak with >_> him. Say I x3 am sick. 
>w< If you come swack >_> of fowmew OwO sewvices, 
You uWu shaww ^-^ do ;;w;; weww; OwO the fauwt >_> of ^.^ it I'll >w< answew. 
;;w;; [Howns OwO within.] 
^-^ Osw. >w< He's ^w^ coming, ^.^ madam; I hear >_> him. 
uWu Gon. x3 Put uWu on what x3 weawy ^.^ nyegwigence you please, 
You ÚwÚ and >_> youw :3 fewwows. :3 I'd ^.^ have ^.^ it come ^-^ to :33 question. 
>w< If ^.^ he >_> distaste it, let him ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ;;w;; sistew, 
uWu Whose :33 mind ÚwÚ and >_< minye I xDD knyow in UwU that awe one, 
:3 Nyot ^-^ to >w< be UwU uvwwuw'd. x3 Idwe ^.^ owd man, 
:33 That still would manage x3 those >_< authowities 
:33 That ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >w< given >w< away! Nyow, uWu by my xDD wife, 
Old fools awe >w< babes uWu again, ÚwÚ and >w< must >w< be :33 us'd 
x3 With checks as fwattewies, when uWu they awe uWu seen ^-^ abus'd. 
Wemembew what I ^.^ have ^w^ said. 
^-^ Osw. Very well, ÚwÚ madam. 
uWu Gon. And let his knyights ^.^ have colder looks UwU among you. 
What grows >_> of it, nyo OwO mattew. >_< Advise >_> youw xDD fewwows ÚwÚ so. 
I would breed ^-^ fwom x3 hence ^.^ occasions, ÚwÚ and I ^-^ shaww, 
:33 That I ^-^ may speak. I'll wwite straight ^-^ to my ^-^ sistew 
ÚwÚ To howd my vewy >_> couwse. Pwepawe uWu fow uWu dinnyew. 
OwO Exeunt. 




Scene ^.^ IV. 
The UwU Duke >_> of Albany's Pawace. 

x3 Entew ^.^ Kent, [disguised]. 

x3 Kent. >w< If uWu but as ;;w;; weww I uWu othew uWu accents xDD bowwow, 
:33 That can my OwO speech ^.^ defuse, my good ^.^ intent 
May carry OwO thwough itsewf ^-^ to UwU that :33 fuww xDD issue 
>_< Fow ;;w;; which I raz'd my OwO wikenyess. Nyow, banish'd ^.^ Kent, 
>w< If :3 thou ^w^ canst sewve xDD whewe :3 thou OwO dost ^.^ stand ^-^ condemn'd, 
^w^ So ^-^ may ^.^ it xDD come, >w< thy :3 mastew, xDD whom :3 thou :33 wov'st, 
:33 Shaww find ÚwÚ thee :33 fuww >_> of labours. 

:3 Howns within. x3 Entew Lear, x3 [Knyights,] ÚwÚ and Attendants. 

Lear. >_> Wet me ^.^ nyot stay :3 a :3 jot uWu fow xDD dinnyew; >w< go >_< get ^.^ it weady. xDD [Exit 
OwO an OwO Attendant.] OwO How ^w^ nyow? What art thou? 
x3 Kent. OwO A man, sir. 
Lear. What OwO dost :3 thou ^-^ pwofess? What wouldst :3 thou with >_> us? 
x3 Kent. I ^-^ do UwU pwofess ^-^ to >w< be nyo less than I seem, ^-^ to sewve him ^.^ twuwy 
UwU that uWu wiww >w< put me in twust, ^-^ to love him UwU that :3 is ^w^ honyest, ^-^ to 
;;w;; convewse with him UwU that :3 is xDD wise ÚwÚ and :33 says little, ^-^ to ;;w;; feaw 
judgment, ^-^ to fight when I cannyot choose, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to xDD eat nyo >_< fish. 
Lear. What art thou? 
x3 Kent. OwO A vewy honyest-heawted fewwow, ÚwÚ and as UwU poow as OwO the King. 
Lear. >w< If :3 thou be'st as UwU poow uWu fow :3 a :33 subject as :33 he's uWu fow :3 a ^-^ king, :3 thou 
art UwU poow ^w^ enyough. What wouldst thou? 
x3 Kent. :3 Sewvice. 
Lear. OwO Who wouldst :3 thou ^.^ sewve? 
x3 Kent. x3 You. 
Lear. Dost :3 thou xDD knyow uWu me, fewwow? 
x3 Kent. No, siw; uWu but you ^.^ have UwU that in >_> youw countenance ;;w;; which I would 
fain caww mastew. 
Lear. What's ÚwÚ that? 
x3 Kent. Authority. 
Lear. What services ^w^ canst :3 thou x3 do? 
x3 Kent. I can ^-^ keep >w< honyest counsew, ride, ^-^ wun, mar :3 a uWu cuwious xDD tawe in 
x3 tewwing ^.^ it ÚwÚ and x3 dewivew :3 a ;;w;; pwain xDD message bluntly. :33 That ;;w;; which 
ordinary x3 men awe x3 fit for, I x3 am :33 quawified ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 best >_> of me 
:3 is OwO diwigence. 
Lear. OwO How ^.^ owd art thou? 
x3 Kent. :3 Nyot OwO so young, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to love :3 a ^-^ woman uWu fow :33 singing, :3 nyow OwO so ^.^ owd ^-^ to 
dote uWu on xDD hew uWu fow ;;w;; anything. I ^.^ have years uWu on my xDD back forty-eight. 
Lear. Follow me; :3 thou ^-^ shawt sewve >_> me. >w< If I >_< wike ÚwÚ thee nyo >_< wowse aftew 
dinnyew, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot part ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee >_> yet. ÚwÚ Dinnyew, ^w^ ho, xDD dinnyew! 
Where's my >w< knyave? my xDD foow? uWu Go you ÚwÚ and caww my OwO foow hithew. 

xDD [Exit OwO an >w< attendant.] 

x3 Entew uWu [Oswawd x3 the] ÚwÚ Stewawd. 

:3 You, you, ÚwÚ siwwah, ^w^ whewe's my ^.^ daughtew? 
^-^ Osw. ^w^ So >w< pwease :3 you- UwU Exit. 
Lear. What :33 says OwO the :3 fewwow thewe? ^-^ Caww OwO the ^w^ cwotpoww ^-^ back. 
xDD [Exit :3 a Knight.] Where's my fool, ho? I ÚwÚ think OwO the world's 
asleep. 

ÚwÚ [Entew :33 Knyight] 

OwO How ^w^ nyow? Where's UwU that UwU mongwew? 
^w^ Knyight. ÚwÚ He uWu says, my lord, >_> youw daughter :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 weww. 
Lear. UwU Why came ^.^ nyot OwO the ^w^ swave xDD back ^-^ to me when I xDD caww'd OwO him? 
^w^ Knyight. >_> Siw, ^.^ he answewed me in OwO the woundest mannyew, ^.^ he would not. 
Lear. ÚwÚ He would not? 
^w^ Knyight. UwU My lord, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what OwO the matter >_> is; uWu but ^-^ to my ÚwÚ judgment 
>_> youw Highness :3 is ^.^ nyot >w< entewtain'd with UwU that ceremonious xDD affection 
as you ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ wont. There's :3 a gweat ^w^ abatement >_> of >_> kindnyess >_> appeaws 
as ;;w;; weww in OwO the ^w^ genyewaw x3 dependants as in OwO the UwU Duke ^-^ himsewf ÚwÚ awso 
ÚwÚ and >_> youw daughter. 
Lear. Ha! xDD say'st :3 thou so? 
^w^ Knyight. I uWu beseech you pawdon uWu me, my lord, ^-^ if I >w< be mistaken; uWu fow 
my >_> duty cannyot >w< be ;;w;; siwent when I ÚwÚ think >_> youw Highness >w< wwong'd. 
Lear. Thou uWu but ;;w;; wememb'west me >_> of >_< minye >_> own >w< conception. I ^.^ have 
xDD pewceived :3 a UwU most ^.^ faint ^.^ nyegwect >_> of :3 wate, ;;w;; which I ^.^ have wathew 
bwamed as >_< minye >_> own x3 jeawous x3 cuwiosity than as :3 a vewy :33 pwetence 
ÚwÚ and OwO puwpose >_> of ;;w;; unkindnyess. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ wook further ^.^ into't. But 
^w^ whewe's my xDD foow? I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot uWu seen him :3 this two ^.^ days. 
^w^ Knyight. x3 Since my x3 young lady's ^-^ going OwO into UwU Fwance, ;;w;; siw, OwO the OwO foow 
;;w;; hath >w< much ^w^ pinyed >_> away. 
Lear. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of UwU that; I ^.^ have nyoted ^.^ it :33 weww. uWu Go you ÚwÚ and tell my 
daughter I would speak with :3 hew. xDD [Exit Knight.] uWu Go you, caww 
UwU hithew my >_> foow. 
xDD [Exit OwO an OwO Attendant.] 

x3 Entew uWu [Oswawd x3 the] ÚwÚ Stewawd. 

:33 O, you, ;;w;; siw, xDD you! Come you hithew, sir. OwO Who x3 am OwO I, sir? 
^-^ Osw. UwU My lady's father. 
Lear. >w< 'My lady's ^.^ fathew'? UwU My ;;w;; wowd's knave! You whoreson xDD dog! you 
slave! you cur! 
^-^ Osw. I x3 am UwU nyonye >_> of :33 these, my ^w^ wowd; I uWu beseech >_> youw ;;w;; pawdon. 
Lear. Do you :33 bandy looks with uWu me, you ^.^ wascaw? 
>w< [Stwikes ÚwÚ him.] 
^-^ Osw. I'll ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO stwucken, my :33 wowd. 
x3 Kent. Nyow twipp'd neither, you base football >_< pwayew? 
^w^ [Twips OwO up his heels. 
Lear. I :3 thank ^.^ thee, fewwow. Thou >_< sewv'st uWu me, ÚwÚ and I'll love thee. 
x3 Kent. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, awise, >w< away! I'll teach you differences. Away, 
>w< away! >w< If you uWu wiww measuwe >_> youw lubber's wength uWu again, ^-^ tawwy; uWu but 
>w< away! uWu Go to! >_< Have you uWu wisdom? >_> So. 
uWu [Pushes him out.] 
Lear. Nyow, my fwiendwy >_< knyave, I :3 thank thee. There's eawnyest >_> of >w< thy 
uWu sewvice. ^.^ [Gives >_> monyey.] 

x3 Entew ;;w;; Foow. 

;;w;; Foow. >_> Wet me ÚwÚ hiwe him ^w^ too. Here's my ^-^ coxcomb. 
^-^ [Offews xDD Kent his ^.^ cap.] 
Lear. OwO How nyow, my pwetty >w< knyave? OwO How OwO dost thou? 
;;w;; Foow. Sirrah, you ;;w;; wewe :33 best UwU take my ^-^ coxcomb. 
x3 Kent. ÚwÚ Why, xDD foow? 
;;w;; Foow. Why? >_< Fow ^-^ taking >_> onye's part that's >_< out >_> of OwO favouw. ;;w;; Nyay, OwO an :3 thou 
^w^ canst ^.^ nyot >_> smiwe as OwO the ^.^ wind :3 sits, x3 thou'wt catch x3 cowd >w< showtwy. 
Thewe, UwU take my x3 coxcomb! ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 fewwow ;;w;; hath banish'd two on's 
daughtews, ÚwÚ and >_> did OwO the third :3 a xDD bwessing x3 against his uWu wiww. >w< If 
:3 thou follow ^w^ him, :3 thou >w< must ^.^ nyeeds wear my coxcomb.- OwO How nyow, 
OwO nyuncwe? Wouwd I xDD had two uWu coxcombs ÚwÚ and two daughters! 
Lear. ÚwÚ Why, my x3 boy? 
;;w;; Foow. >w< If I >_> gave them >w< aww my living, uWu I'wd ^-^ keep my uWu coxcombs ^-^ mysewf. 
There's >_< minye! UwU beg another >_> of >w< thy :33 daughtews. 
Lear. ;;w;; Take :3 heed, siwwah- OwO the :3 whip. 
;;w;; Foow. Truth's :3 a ^.^ dog >w< must ^-^ to kennel; ^.^ he >w< must >w< be :3 whipp'd out, when 
OwO Wady OwO the brach ^-^ may ^.^ stand uWu by th' x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and stink. 
Lear. OwO A :3 pestiwent ^-^ gaww ^-^ to UwU me! 
;;w;; Foow. Sirrah, I'll teach ÚwÚ thee :3 a xDD speech. 
Lear. Do. 
;;w;; Foow. >_< Mawk it, ;;w;; nyuncwe. 
>_< Have ^-^ mowe than :3 thou showest, 
^w^ Speak less than :3 thou :33 knyowest, 
;;w;; Wend less than :3 thou owest, 
Ride ^-^ mowe than :3 thou >w< goest, 
xDD Weawn ^-^ mowe than :3 thou trowest, 
ÚwÚ Set less than :3 thou xDD thwowest; 
Weave >w< thy dwink ÚwÚ and >w< thy whore, 
And ^-^ keep ÚwÚ in-a-doow, 
And :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have ^-^ mowe 
>w< Than two tens ^-^ to :3 a score. 
x3 Kent. :3 This :3 is nothing, >_> foow. 
;;w;; Foow. ;;w;; Then 'tis >_< wike OwO the >_> bweath >_> of OwO an unfeed wawyew- you >_> gave me 
nyothing for't. ^w^ Can you ^-^ make nyo ;;w;; use >_> of nothing, OwO nyuncwe? 
Lear. ÚwÚ Why, no, ÚwÚ boy. Nyothing can >w< be :3 made >_< out >_> of nothing. 
;;w;; Foow. [to Kent] ÚwÚ Pwithee tell ^w^ him, OwO so >w< much OwO the rent >_> of his ^.^ wand 
comes x3 to. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww ^.^ nyot believe :3 a >_> foow. 
Lear. OwO A :33 bittew foow! 
;;w;; Foow. Dost :3 thou xDD knyow OwO the difference, my OwO boy, :3 between :3 a :33 bittew 
OwO foow ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ sweet xDD foow? 
Lear. No, wad; teach >_> me. 
;;w;; Foow. :33 That lord UwU that ÚwÚ counseww'd ÚwÚ thee 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give away >w< thy wand, 
Come place him here uWu by :3 me- 
Do :3 thou uWu fow him :3 stand. 
The ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ and :33 bittew OwO foow 
uWu Wiww ÚwÚ pwesentwy appeaw; 
The ^-^ onye in motwey ;;w;; hewe, 
The uWu othew ;;w;; found >_< out ^.^ thewe. 
Lear. Dost :3 thou caww me fool, x3 boy? 
;;w;; Foow. ^-^ Aww >w< thy uWu othew titwes :3 thou x3 hast >w< given away; UwU that :3 thou >_< wast 
:3 bown OwO with. 
x3 Kent. :3 This :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ awtogethew fool, my :33 wowd. 
;;w;; Foow. No, ^w^ faith; uWu wowds ÚwÚ and gweat x3 men uWu wiww ^.^ nyot let >_> me. >w< If I xDD had :3 a 
UwU monyopowy out, uWu they would ^.^ have part on't. And ;;w;; wadies UwU too, uWu they 
uWu wiww ^.^ nyot let me ^.^ have >w< aww OwO the OwO foow ^-^ to mysewf; they'll >w< be 
:33 snyatching. >w< Give me OwO an egg, :3 nyuncwe, ÚwÚ and I'll ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee two 
crowns. 
Lear. What two >w< cwowns uWu shaww uWu they x3 be? 
;;w;; Foow. ÚwÚ Why, aftew I ^.^ have ÚwÚ cut OwO the egg >w< i' th' middwe ÚwÚ and xDD eat OwO up OwO the 
^.^ meat, OwO the two >w< cwowns >_> of OwO the >w< egg. When :3 thou ^-^ cwuvst >w< thy :3 cwown >w< i' 
th' middwe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ gav'st away uWu both :33 pawts, :3 thou >_> bow'st UwU thinye ;;w;; ass uWu on 
>w< thy xDD back o'ew OwO the ÚwÚ diwt. Thou xDD hadst wittwe ÚwÚ wit in >w< thy uWu bawd :3 cwown 
when :3 thou ÚwÚ gav'st >w< thy gowden ^-^ onye >_> away. >w< If I speak >_< wike ^-^ mysewf in 
this, let him >w< be :3 whipp'd UwU that ^.^ fiwst ^.^ finds ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. 

[Sings] ÚwÚ Foows xDD had :33 nye'ew less OwO gwace in :3 a yeaw, 
>_< Fow xDD wise x3 men awe UwU gwown foppish; 
^.^ They xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how theiw xDD wits ^-^ to weaw, 
Their ^-^ mannyews awe OwO so ÚwÚ apish. 

Lear. When ;;w;; wewe you UwU wont ^-^ to >w< be OwO so :33 fuww >_> of songs, sirrah? 
;;w;; Foow. I ^.^ have :33 us'd it, :3 nyuncwe, >w< evew >_< since :3 thou :3 mad'st >w< thy daughters 
>w< thy mother; uWu fow when :3 thou ÚwÚ gav'st them OwO the >w< wod, ÚwÚ and put'st ;;w;; down 
UwU thinye >_> own breeches, 

[Sings] ;;w;; Then uWu they uWu fow ^w^ sudden ^.^ joy >_> did ;;w;; weep, 
And I uWu fow UwU sowwow sung, 
:33 That such :3 a ;;w;; king shouwd xDD pway bo-peep 
And >w< go OwO the fools among. 

Prithee, :3 nyuncwe, ^-^ keep :3 a schoowmastew UwU that can teach >w< thy OwO foow ^-^ to 
^-^ wie. I would fain learn ^-^ to ^-^ wie. 
Lear. An you >_< wie, ÚwÚ siwwah, ^w^ we'ww ^.^ have you ;;w;; whipp'd. 
;;w;; Foow. I x3 mawvew what uWu kin :3 thou ÚwÚ and >w< thy daughters >_> awe. >w< They'ww ^.^ have me 
:3 whipp'd uWu fow ;;w;; speaking true; x3 thou'wt ^.^ have me :3 whipp'd uWu fow OwO wying; 
ÚwÚ and ^.^ sometimes I x3 am :3 whipp'd uWu fow howding my ^-^ peace. I xDD had wathew >w< be 
^-^ any >w< kind o' xDD thing than :3 a foow! And ÚwÚ yet I would ^.^ nyot >w< be ^.^ thee, 
;;w;; nyuncwe. Thou x3 hast pared >w< thy ÚwÚ wit o' uWu both ^-^ sides ÚwÚ and weft nyothing 
>w< i' th' >_< middwe. ;;w;; Hewe comes ^-^ onye o' OwO the parings. 

x3 Entew ^-^ Gonyewiw. 

Lear. OwO How nyow, ^.^ daughtew? What makes UwU that fwontwet :3 on? x3 Methinks you 
awe xDD too >w< much o' ^.^ wate >w< i' th' frown. 
;;w;; Foow. Thou >_< wast :3 a pwetty :3 fewwow when :3 thou xDD hadst nyo :3 nyeed ^-^ to cawe uWu fow 
xDD hew xDD fwownying. Nyow :3 thou art OwO an :3 O ^-^ without :3 a >_< figuwe. I x3 am better 
than :3 thou art nyow: I x3 am :3 a fool, :3 thou art nothing. 
uWu [To :33 Gonyewiw] x3 Yes, :33 fowsooth, I uWu wiww howd my OwO tongue. ^w^ So >_> youw ;;w;; face 
>_< bids uWu me, >w< though you uWu say nothing. >_< Mum, mum! 

ÚwÚ He UwU that >_< keeps :3 nyow crust :3 nyow :33 cwum, 
Weary >_> of aww, uWu shaww UwU want xDD some.- 

ÚwÚ [Points at :33 Weaw] ^.^ That's :3 a sheal'd uWu peascod. 
uWu Gon. :3 Nyot only, ;;w;; siw, :3 this >_> youw all-licens'd fool, 
But uWu othew >_> of >_> youw UwU insowent >_< wetinyue 
Do houwwy xDD cawp ÚwÚ and ^-^ quawwew, breaking :3 fowth 
UwU In :3 wank ÚwÚ and >_< nyot-to-be-enduwed wiots. >_> Siw, 
I xDD had thought, uWu by :33 making :3 this ;;w;; weww OwO knyown x3 unto you, 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have ;;w;; found :3 a xDD safe redress, uWu but :3 nyow gwow feawfuw, 
By what OwO youwsewf, UwU too, ^.^ wate ^.^ have xDD spoke ÚwÚ and >_< donye, 
:33 That you :3 pwotect :3 this ^.^ couwse, ÚwÚ and >w< put ^.^ it uWu on 
By >_> youw allowance; ;;w;; which ^-^ if you x3 shouwd, OwO the fauwt 
Wouwd ^.^ nyot ^w^ scape censure, :3 nyow OwO the ^w^ wedwesses >w< sweep, 
>w< Which, in OwO the >w< tendew >_> of :3 a >_> whowesome weaw, 
OwO Might in theiw >_< wowking ^-^ do you UwU that OwO offence 
^w^ Which ewse ;;w;; wewe shame, UwU that then necessity 
Must caww >w< discweet ;;w;; pwoceeding. 
;;w;; Foow. >_< Fow you >w< knyow, :3 nyuncwe, 

The ^w^ hedge-spawwow ^-^ fed OwO the ^-^ cuckoo OwO so wong 
:33 That ^.^ it xDD had ^.^ it head >w< bit x3 off uWu by ^.^ it young. 

^w^ So >_< out went OwO the uWu candwe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe weft darkling. 
Lear. uWu Awe you ^-^ ouw ^.^ daughtew? 
uWu Gon. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, 
I would you would ^-^ make ;;w;; use >_> of UwU that good OwO wisdom 
^.^ Wheweof I xDD knyow you awe fwaught, ÚwÚ and >w< put away 
^.^ These dispositions UwU that >_> of ^.^ wate ^-^ twansfowm you 
From what you >w< wightwy >_> awe. 
;;w;; Foow. May ^.^ nyot OwO an ;;w;; ass xDD knyow when OwO the OwO cawt dwaws OwO the horse? 
x3 Whoop, Jug, I love thee! 
Lear. ^-^ Doth ^-^ any here xDD knyow x3 me? :3 This :3 is ^.^ nyot Lear. 
^-^ Doth OwO Weaw ÚwÚ wawk ^.^ thus? speak ^.^ thus? :3 Whewe awe his :3 eyes? 
x3 Eithew his nyotion weakens, his :3 discewnyings 
uWu Awe lethargied- Ha! UwU waking? ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot so! 
OwO Who :3 is ^.^ it UwU that can tell me ^-^ who I :33 am? 
;;w;; Foow. OwO Weaw's shadow. 
Lear. I would learn UwU that; for, uWu by OwO the ^.^ mawks >_> of OwO suvweignty, 
^w^ Knyowwedge, ÚwÚ and reason, I shouwd >w< be false pewsuaded 
I xDD had :33 daughtews. 
;;w;; Foow. ^w^ Which uWu they uWu wiww ^-^ make OwO an uWu obedient father. 
Lear. Your uWu nyame, fair gentlewoman? 
uWu Gon. :3 This admiration, ;;w;; siw, :3 is >w< much o' th' ÚwÚ savouw 
x3 Of uWu othew >_> youw OwO nyew ^w^ pwanks. I ^-^ do uWu beseech you 
ÚwÚ To undewstand my >w< puwposes ÚwÚ awight. 
UwU As you awe ^.^ owd ÚwÚ and >_> wevewend, you shouwd >w< be >_< wise. 
;;w;; Hewe ^-^ do you ^-^ keep :3 a ^-^ hundwed knyights ÚwÚ and xDD squiwes; 
Men OwO so ^.^ disowdew'd, OwO so UwU debosh'd, ÚwÚ and bowd 
:33 That :3 this ^-^ ouw couwt, ^.^ infected with theiw xDD mannyews, 
>w< Shows >_< wike :3 a riotous OwO inn. Epicuwism ÚwÚ and wust 
UwU Make ^.^ it ^-^ mowe >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ tavewn ^w^ ow :3 a bwothew 
>w< Than :3 a gwac'd palace. The ÚwÚ shame itsewf doth speak 
>_< Fow x3 instant wemedy. Be then >w< desiw'd 
By xDD hew UwU that ewse uWu wiww UwU take OwO the xDD thing ^.^ she OwO begs 
OwO A wittwe ^-^ to ^.^ disquantity >_> youw OwO twain, 
And OwO the remainder UwU that uWu shaww still depend 
ÚwÚ To >w< be such x3 men as ^-^ may besort >_> youw ^-^ age, 
^w^ Which xDD knyow themsewves, ÚwÚ and you. 
Lear. Dawknyess ÚwÚ and x3 deviws! 
Saddle my howses! ^-^ Caww my x3 twain uWu togethew! 
ÚwÚ Degenyewate UwU bastawd, I'll ^.^ nyot twoubwe thee; 
>_> Yet ^.^ have I weft :3 a daughter. 
uWu Gon. You strike my ;;w;; peopwe, ÚwÚ and >_> youw xDD disowdew'd rabble 
UwU Make ^-^ sewvants >_> of theiw ÚwÚ bettews. 

x3 Entew OwO Awbany. 

Lear. ^w^ Woe UwU that xDD too ^.^ wate wepents!- :33 O, ;;w;; siw, awe you ^.^ come? 
^-^ Is ^.^ it >_> youw x3 wiww? xDD Speak, sir!- Pwepawe my >_< howses. 
xDD Ingwatitude, :3 thou ;;w;; mawbwe-heawted ÚwÚ fiend, 
Mowe hideous when :3 thou ^.^ show'st ÚwÚ thee in :3 a >w< chiwd 
>w< Than OwO the >w< sea-monstew! 
x3 Awb. >_> Pway, ;;w;; siw, >w< be ÚwÚ patient. 
Lear. [to :33 Gonyewiw] Detested kite, :3 thou wiest! 
UwU My x3 twain awe x3 men >_> of UwU choice ÚwÚ and wawest :33 pawts, 
:33 That >w< aww OwO pawticuwaws >_> of >_> duty xDD knyow 
And in OwO the UwU most ^w^ exact ^-^ wegawd :3 suppowt 
The :3 wowships >_> of theiw name.- :3 O UwU most small UwU fauwt, 
OwO How >w< ugwy didst :3 thou in Cordelia show! 
>w< Which, >_< wike OwO an ^-^ enginye, wwench'd my fwame >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe 
From OwO the xDD fix'd >w< pwace; >_< dwew ^-^ fwom my OwO heawt >w< aww love 
And ÚwÚ added ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; gaww. :3 O Lear, Lear, :33 Weaw! 
^.^ Beat at :3 this xDD gate UwU that let >w< thy ^.^ fowwy in >w< [Stwikes his ^-^ head.] 
And >w< thy dear ÚwÚ judgment ;;w;; out! Go, ÚwÚ go, my :33 peopwe. 
x3 Awb. UwU My lord, I x3 am >_> guiwtwess, as I x3 am ^w^ ignyowant 
x3 Of what ;;w;; hath ;;w;; mov'd you. 
Lear. ^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be so, my :33 wowd. 
OwO Heaw, uWu Nyatuwe, ^-^ heaw! dear goddess, ^-^ heaw! 
Suspend >w< thy >_< puwpose, ^-^ if :3 thou didst intend 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 this ;;w;; cweatuwe >w< fwuitfuw. 
x3 Into xDD hew >_> womb convey stewiwity; 
;;w;; Dwy OwO up in xDD hew OwO the ^.^ owgans >_> of increase; 
And ^-^ fwom xDD hew :33 dewogate ÚwÚ body never spwing 
OwO A ;;w;; babe ^-^ to uWu honyouw her! >w< If ^.^ she >w< must teem, 
;;w;; Cweate xDD hew >w< chiwd >_> of spleen, UwU that ^.^ it ^-^ may live 
And >w< be :3 a thwart :33 disnyatuw'd >_> towment ^-^ to :3 hew. 
>_> Wet ^.^ it stamp wrinkles in xDD hew uWu bwow >_> of youth, 
x3 With cadent ;;w;; teaws ÚwÚ fwet channyews in xDD hew :33 cheeks, 
OwO Tuwn >w< aww xDD hew >_> mothew's x3 pains ÚwÚ and benefits 
ÚwÚ To laughter ÚwÚ and ^w^ contempt, UwU that ^.^ she ^-^ may ;;w;; feew 
OwO How ;;w;; shawpew than :3 a serpent's tooth ^.^ it :3 is 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have :3 a x3 thankwess chiwd! Away, >w< away! UwU Exit. 
x3 Awb. Nyow, UwU gods UwU that ^-^ we >_> adowe, ^w^ wheweof comes uWu this? 
uWu Gon. uWu Nyevew affwict yourself ^-^ to xDD knyow OwO the cause; 
But let his ^-^ disposition ^.^ have UwU that >_> scope 
:33 That ;;w;; dotage gives it. 

x3 Entew Lear. 

Lear. >_> What, ^w^ fifty >_> of my followers at :3 a :3 cwap? 
xDD Within :3 a xDD fowtnyight? 
x3 Awb. What's OwO the matter, sir? 
Lear. I'll tell thee. uWu [To :33 Gonyewiw] :33 Wife ÚwÚ and >_< death! I x3 am asham'd 
:33 That :3 thou x3 hast power ^-^ to >_< shake my :3 manhood ;;w;; thus; 
:33 That ^.^ these ^.^ hot >_< teaws, ;;w;; which >_< bweak ^-^ fwom me :33 pewfowce, 
;;w;; Shouwd ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee wowth ^.^ them. Blasts ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fogs x3 upon thee! 
^-^ Th' ÚwÚ untented xDD woundings >_> of :3 a >_< fathew's ^w^ cuwse 
Pierce every :33 sense about thee!- Old OwO fond >_> eyes, 
;;w;; Beweep :3 this cause uWu again, I'll xDD pwuck ye out, 
And UwU cast you, with OwO the UwU watews UwU that you :3 wose, 
ÚwÚ To uWu tempew >_> cway. xDD Yea, :3 is ^.^ it come ^-^ to uWu this? 
>_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be ÚwÚ so. >_> Yet ^.^ have I weft :3 a >_> daughtew, 
OwO Who I x3 am ^w^ suwe :3 is >w< kind ÚwÚ and :33 comfowtabwe. 
When ^.^ she uWu shaww hear :3 this >_> of ^.^ thee, with xDD hew ^.^ nyaiws 
>w< She'ww fway >w< thy xDD wowvish OwO visage. Thou ^-^ shawt find 
:33 That I'll ;;w;; wesume OwO the ^-^ shape ;;w;; which :3 thou OwO dost ÚwÚ think 
I ^.^ have UwU cast x3 off uWu fow ^w^ evew; :3 thou shalt, I ;;w;; wawwant thee. 
>_< Exeunt ^-^ [Weaw, ^.^ Kent, ÚwÚ and Attendants]. 
uWu Gon. Do you mark UwU that, my UwU wowd? 
x3 Awb. I cannyot >w< be OwO so partial, >_< Gonyewiw, 
ÚwÚ To OwO the gweat love I bear you x3 - 
uWu Gon. ;;w;; Pway you, ^-^ content.- >_> What, Oswald, UwU ho! 
uWu [To OwO the OwO Foow] :3 You, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ mowe ^.^ knyave than fool, aftew >_> youw >w< mastew! 
;;w;; Foow. Nuncle Lear, >_< nyuncwe Lear, xDD tawwy! ;;w;; Take OwO the OwO foow with thee. 

OwO A :3 fox when ^-^ onye >_> has >_> caught UwU hew, 
And such :3 a >_> daughtew, 
;;w;; Shouwd ^w^ suwe ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ swaughtew, 
>w< If my ÚwÚ cap would ^-^ buy :3 a >_> hawtew. 
^w^ So OwO the OwO foow UwU fowwows >w< aftew. UwU Exit. 
uWu Gon. :3 This man ;;w;; hath xDD had good >_< counsew! OwO A ^-^ hundwed OwO knyights? 
^.^ 'Tis ^.^ powitic ÚwÚ and xDD safe ^-^ to let him ^-^ keep 
^.^ At point :3 a ^-^ hundwed xDD knyights; yes, UwU that uWu on every dweam, 
>_> Each >_< buzz, OwO each >w< fancy, OwO each complaint, uWu diswike, 
ÚwÚ He ^-^ may enguard his ;;w;; dotage with theiw pow'rs 
And howd ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wives in >_> mewcy.- Oswald, I :33 say! 
x3 Awb. Weww, you ^-^ may ;;w;; feaw xDD too ;;w;; faw. 
uWu Gon. Safew than xDD twust xDD too ;;w;; faw. 
>_> Wet me still UwU take away OwO the UwU hawms I feaw, 
:3 Nyot ;;w;; feaw still ^-^ to >w< be taken. I xDD knyow his ÚwÚ heawt. 
What ^.^ he ;;w;; hath uttew'd I ^.^ have :3 wwit my sistew. 
>w< If ^.^ she sustain him ÚwÚ and his ^-^ hundwed knights, 
When I ^.^ have show'd th' x3 unfitnyess- 

x3 Entew uWu [Oswawd x3 the] ÚwÚ Stewawd. 

OwO How nyow, Oswawd? 
>_> What, ^.^ have you :3 wwit UwU that letter ^-^ to my ^w^ sistew? 
^-^ Osw. x3 Yes, ÚwÚ madam. 
uWu Gon. ;;w;; Take you >w< some ^.^ company, ÚwÚ and away ^-^ to OwO howse! 
Inform xDD hew :33 fuww >_> of my pawticuwaw feaw, 
And theweto ÚwÚ add such reasons >_> of >_> youw >_> own 
UwU As ^-^ may xDD compact ^.^ it more. UwU Get you gone, 
And ^.^ hasten >_> youw ^w^ wetuwn. xDD [Exit UwU Oswawd.] No, no, my wowd! 
:3 This >_> miwky gentleness ÚwÚ and ^-^ couwse >_> of xDD youws, 
^-^ Though I condemn ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, >_> yet, uWu undew pawdon, 
You awe >w< much ^-^ mowe at ^w^ task uWu fow UwU want >_> of OwO wisdom 
>w< Than ^.^ pwais'd uWu fow harmful x3 miwdnyess. 
x3 Awb. OwO How :3 faw >_> youw eyes ^-^ may >w< piewce I cannyot tell. 
xDD Stwiving ^-^ to :3 bettew, ^w^ oft ^-^ we mar ^w^ what's :33 weww. 
uWu Gon. Nyay x3 then- 
x3 Awb. Weww, ;;w;; weww; th' >_> event. OwO Exeunt. 




Scene :3 V. 
^.^ Couwt before OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Albany's Pawace. 

x3 Entew Lear, ^.^ Kent, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Foow. 

Lear. uWu Go you before ^-^ to ÚwÚ Gwoucestew with ^.^ these ^-^ wettews. :3 Acquaint my 
daughter nyo further with ^w^ anything you xDD knyow than comes ^-^ fwom xDD hew 
>_> demand >_< out >_> of OwO the letter. >w< If >_> youw diligence >w< be ^.^ nyot uWu speedy, I 
uWu shaww >w< be there afore you. 
x3 Kent. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< sweep, my lord, ÚwÚ tiww I ^.^ have UwU dewivewed >_> youw letter. 
UwU Exit. 
;;w;; Foow. >w< If :3 a ÚwÚ man's >w< bwains ;;w;; wewe :33 in's heels, >w< wewe't ^.^ nyot in danger >_> of 
kibes? 
Lear. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ boy. 
;;w;; Foow. ;;w;; Then I ÚwÚ pwithee >w< be ^-^ mewwy. x3 Thy ÚwÚ wit uWu shaww :33 nye'ew >w< go slip-shod. 
Lear. Ha, xDD ha, ^-^ ha! 
;;w;; Foow. Shalt UwU see >w< thy uWu othew daughter uWu wiww ;;w;; use ÚwÚ thee kindwy; uWu fow >w< though 
she's as >_< wike :3 this as :3 a OwO cwab's >_< wike OwO an appwe, ÚwÚ yet I can tell 
what I can tell. 
Lear. What ^w^ canst >_< teww, x3 boy? 
;;w;; Foow. >w< She'ww ÚwÚ taste as >_< wike :3 this as :3 a >_< cwab OwO does ^-^ to :3 a OwO cwab. Thou 
^w^ canst tell x3 why >_> onye's nyose ^-^ stands >w< i' th' middwe on's face? 
Lear. >_< Nyo. 
;;w;; Foow. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ to ^-^ keep >_> onye's eyes >_> of ;;w;; eithew uWu side's nyose, UwU that what :3 a 
man cannyot smell out, UwU 'a ^-^ may UwU spy into. 
Lear. I >_> did xDD hew ^.^ wwong. 
;;w;; Foow. OwO Canst tell how OwO an oyster makes his shell? 
Lear. >_< Nyo. 
;;w;; Foow. Nyow I neither; uWu but I can tell x3 why :3 a snyaiw >_> has :3 a >_< house. 
Lear. Why? 
;;w;; Foow. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ to xDD put's head in; ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^w^ give ^.^ it away ^-^ to his daughtews, 
ÚwÚ and xDD weave his howns ^-^ without :3 a ^.^ case. 
Lear. I uWu wiww ^-^ fowget my ^.^ nyatuwe. ^w^ So >w< kind :3 a father!- Be my howses 
ready? 
;;w;; Foow. x3 Thy UwU asses awe gonye about >_< 'em. The reason x3 why OwO the :3 seven x3 staws 
awe nyo uWu moe than :3 seven :3 is :3 a pwetty reason. 
Lear. xDD Because uWu they awe ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ eight? 
;;w;; Foow. xDD Yes :3 indeed. Thou wouldst ^-^ make :3 a good >_> foow. 
Lear. ÚwÚ To >w< tak't UwU again pewfowce! :3 Monstew ingratitude! 
;;w;; Foow. >w< If :3 thou ^w^ wewt my fool, :3 nyuncwe, uWu I'wd ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee >_> beaten uWu fow being 
^.^ owd before >w< thy xDD time. 
Lear. ^.^ How's ÚwÚ that? 
;;w;; Foow. Thou shouldst ^.^ nyot ^.^ have >_< been ^.^ owd ÚwÚ tiww :3 thou xDD hadst >_< been >_< wise. 
Lear. :33 O, let me ^.^ nyot >w< be >_< mad, ^.^ nyot >_< mad, ^w^ sweet uWu heaven! 
Keep me in temper; I would ^.^ nyot >w< be uWu mad! 

ÚwÚ [Entew :3 a ^.^ Gentweman.] 

OwO How ^w^ nyow? uWu Awe OwO the howses ready? 
:33 Gent. ^-^ Weady, my :33 wowd. 
Lear. ^w^ Come, ÚwÚ boy. 
;;w;; Foow. She that's :3 a maid nyow, ÚwÚ and laughs at my depawtuwe, 
:33 Shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 a maid long, unwess >w< things >w< be ÚwÚ cut shorter 
OwO Exeunt. 




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^-^ ACT >_> II. Scene :3 I. 
OwO A couwt within OwO the >_> Castwe >_> of OwO the Eaww >_> of ^w^ Gwoucestew. 

x3 Entew >w< [Edmund x3 the] Bastard ÚwÚ and Cuwan, OwO meeting. 

Edm. ÚwÚ Save ^.^ thee, Cuwan. 
Cur. And you, sir. I ^.^ have >_< been with >_> youw fathew, ÚwÚ and >w< given him 
nyotice UwU that OwO the UwU Duke >_> of >w< Cownwaww ÚwÚ and :33 Wegan his Duchess uWu wiww >w< be 
here with him :3 this ^-^ nyight. 
Edm. OwO How comes ÚwÚ that? 
Cur. ;;w;; Nyay, I xDD knyow not. You ^.^ have heard >_> of OwO the UwU nyews uWu abwoad- I UwU mean OwO the 
whisper'd onyes, uWu fow uWu they awe ÚwÚ yet uWu but ear-kissing awguments? 
Edm. :3 Nyot :3 I. ;;w;; Pway you, what awe OwO they? 
Cur. >_< Have you heard >_> of nyo :33 wikewy wars towawd :33 'twixt OwO the two :3 Dukes 
>_> of >w< Cownwaww ÚwÚ and OwO Awbany? 
Edm. :3 Nyot :3 a :33 wowd. 
Cur. You ^-^ may uWu do, then, in xDD time. Fawe you well, sir. UwU Exit. 
Edm. The UwU Duke >w< be here x3 to-nyight? The ÚwÚ bettew! best! 
:3 This ^.^ weaves itsewf ÚwÚ pewfowce OwO into my :33 businyess. 
UwU My fathew ;;w;; hath xDD set guawd ^-^ to UwU take my brother; 
And I ^.^ have ^-^ onye :33 thing, >_> of :3 a >w< queasy ^.^ question, 
^w^ Which I >w< must ^-^ act. Briefness ÚwÚ and OwO fowtunye, ;;w;; wowk! 
xDD Bwothew, :3 a word! OwO Descend! xDD Bwothew, I :33 say! 

x3 Entew Edgar. 

UwU My fathew watches. :3 O ;;w;; siw, UwU fwy :3 this pwace! 
Intewwigence :3 is >w< given xDD whewe you awe xDD hid. 
You ^.^ have :3 nyow OwO the good ^w^ advantage >_> of OwO the ^-^ nyight. 
>_< Have you ^.^ nyot spoken >w< 'gainst OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Cornwall? 
>w< He's UwU coming uWu hithew; nyow, >w< i' th' night, >w< i' th' haste, 
And :33 Wegan with >_> him. >_< Have you nyothing ^w^ said 
:3 Upon his party >w< 'gainst OwO the UwU Duke >_> of OwO Awbany? 
>_< Advise OwO youwsewf. 
Edg. I x3 am ^w^ suwe ^-^ on't, ^.^ nyot :3 a :33 wowd. 
Edm. I hear my fathew >w< coming. Pawdon UwU me! 
UwU In ÚwÚ cunnying I >w< must dwaw my >_< swowd x3 upon you. 
Dwaw, ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to ^w^ defend yourself; :3 nyow ;;w;; quit you weww.- 
x3 Yiewd! Come before my father. Light, ^w^ ho, :3 hewe! 
>w< Fwy, bwothew.- ^.^ Towches, OwO towches!- ^w^ So faweweww. 
Exit Edgar. 
uWu Some UwU bwood :33 dwawn uWu on me would ^.^ beget >_< opinyion 
x3 Of my ^-^ mowe fiewce endeavour. >_> [Stabs his awm.] I ^.^ have uWu seen 
OwO dwunkawds 
Do ^-^ mowe than :3 this in x3 spowt.- Father, father!- 
:3 Stop, stop! :3 Nyo UwU hewp? 

x3 Entew ^-^ Gwoucestew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ Sewvants with uWu towches. 

>w< Gwou. Nyow, ^.^ Edmund, ^w^ whewe's OwO the >w< viwwain? 
Edm. ;;w;; Hewe ÚwÚ stood ^.^ he in OwO the xDD dawk, his shawp >_< swowd out, 
:3 Mumbwing >_> of ;;w;; wicked xDD chawms, conjuwing OwO the ^-^ moon 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ stand xDD 's >_< auspicious OwO mistwess. 
>w< Gwou. But xDD whewe :3 is x3 he? 
Edm. Look, ;;w;; siw, I bweed. 
>w< Gwou. :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the viwwain, ^w^ Edmund? 
Edm. uWu Fwed :3 this >_< way, sir. When uWu by nyo :3 means ^.^ he couwd- 
>w< Gwou. UwU Puwsue ^w^ him, UwU ho! uWu Go >w< aftew. [Exeunt >w< some Sewvants]. 
By nyo :3 means ;;w;; what? 
Edm. Pewsuade me ^-^ to OwO the >_> muwthew >_> of >_> youw wowdship; 
But UwU that I told him OwO the revenging UwU gods 
'Gainst pawwicides >_> did >w< aww theiw OwO thundews >_> bend; 
Spoke with how manifold ÚwÚ and >w< stwong :3 a bond 
The >w< chiwd ÚwÚ was bound ^-^ to th' >_> fathew- ;;w;; siw, in fine, 
>_< Seeing how woathwy >w< opposite I ÚwÚ stood 
ÚwÚ To his uWu unnyatuwaw >_< puwpose, in feww motion 
x3 With his prepared >_< swowd ^.^ he chawges UwU home 
UwU My unprovided body, >_> wanch'd >_< minye OwO awm; 
But when ^.^ he ^-^ saw my :33 best alarum'd spiwits, 
^-^ Bowd in OwO the xDD quawwew's >_< wight, rous'd ^-^ to th' uWu encountew, 
Ow whethew uWu gasted uWu by OwO the ^w^ nyoise I made, 
>w< Fuww :33 suddenwy ^.^ he ^-^ fwed. 
>w< Gwou. >_> Wet him UwU fwy ;;w;; faw. 
:3 Nyot in :3 this ^.^ wand uWu shaww ^.^ he >_< wemain uncaught; 
And >w< found- UwU dispatch. The x3 nyobwe UwU Duke my :3 mastew, 
UwU My >w< wowthy OwO awch ÚwÚ and >_> patwon, comes to-nyight. 
By his authowity I uWu wiww :3 pwocwaim ^.^ it 
:33 That ^.^ he ;;w;; which find, him uWu shaww deserve ^-^ ouw UwU thanks, 
Bwinging OwO the UwU muwdewous caitiff ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; stake; 
ÚwÚ He UwU that conceaws ^w^ him, :33 death. 
Edm. When I :33 dissuaded him ^-^ fwom his ^.^ intent 
And ;;w;; found him >w< pight ^-^ to ^-^ do it, with curst OwO speech 
I :33 thweaten'd ^-^ to ÚwÚ discuvw >_> him. ÚwÚ He ^.^ wepwied, 
ÚwÚ 'Thou >w< unpossessing UwU bastawd, OwO dost :3 thou xDD think, 
>w< If I would ^.^ stand x3 against ^.^ thee, would OwO the x3 weposaw 
x3 Of ^-^ any twust, uWu viwtue, ^w^ ow wowth in ÚwÚ thee 
UwU Make >w< thy uWu wowds UwU faith'd? >_< Nyo. What I shouwd deny 
UwU (As :3 this I wouwd; ^-^ ay, >w< though :3 thou didst >_> pwoduce 
UwU My vewy ^w^ chawactew), uWu I'wd xDD tuwn ^.^ it >w< aww 
ÚwÚ To >w< thy ;;w;; suggestion, pwot, ÚwÚ and damned :33 pwactice; 
And :3 thou >w< must ^-^ make :3 a ÚwÚ duwwawd >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, 
>w< If uWu they ^.^ nyot ^w^ thought OwO the pwofits >_> of my death 
Were vewy pregnant ÚwÚ and :33 potentiaw ^w^ spuws 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee >w< seek >_< it.' 
>w< Gwou. :3 Stwong ÚwÚ and fast'ned viwwain! 
Wouwd ^.^ he deny his >_> wettew? I never ^w^ got >_> him. 
:33 Tucket within. 
Hawk, OwO the >w< Duke's trumpets! I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot x3 why ^.^ he comes. 
^-^ Aww ;;w;; powts I'll ;;w;; baw; OwO the villain uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :3 scape; 
The UwU Duke >w< must gwant me ;;w;; that. UwU Besides, his UwU pictuwe 
I uWu wiww ^-^ send :3 faw ÚwÚ and uWu nyeaw, UwU that >w< aww OwO the :3 kingdom 
May ^.^ have :3 due ^-^ nyote >_> of ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and >_> of my wand, 
UwU Woyaw ÚwÚ and :3 nyatuwaw OwO boy, I'll wowk OwO the :3 means 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee capabwe. 

x3 Entew ^w^ Cownwaww, Regan, ÚwÚ and Attendants. 

OwO Cown. OwO How nyow, my x3 nyobwe fwiend? x3 Since I came UwU hithew 
^.^ (Which I can caww uWu but ^w^ nyow) I ^.^ have heard ÚwÚ stwange news. 
UwU Weg. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be true, >w< aww ;;w;; vengeance comes xDD too ^-^ showt 
^w^ Which can x3 puwsue th' offendew. OwO How dost, my UwU wowd? 
>w< Gwou. :3 O UwU madam, my ^.^ owd OwO heawt :3 is ^w^ cwack'd, >w< it's >w< cwack'd! 
UwU Weg. >_> What, >_> did my >_< fathew's godson >w< seek >_> youw x3 wife? 
ÚwÚ He xDD whom my fathew nyam'd? Your ^.^ Edgaw? 
>w< Gwou. :3 O >w< wady, >w< wady, ÚwÚ shame would ^.^ have ^.^ it hid! 
UwU Weg. >_> Was ^.^ he ^.^ nyot ^.^ companyion with OwO the riotous knyights 
:33 That tend x3 upon my fathew? 
>w< Gwou. I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ madam. ^.^ 'Tis xDD too :33 bad, xDD too bad! 
Edm. x3 Yes, UwU madam, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was >_> of UwU that x3 consowt. 
UwU Weg. :3 Nyo x3 mawvew then >w< though ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe i-iww affected. 
^.^ 'Tis uWu they ^.^ have >w< put him uWu on OwO the ^.^ owd ÚwÚ man's >_< death, 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have th' ÚwÚ expense ÚwÚ and ^.^ waste >_> of his ;;w;; wevenyues. 
I ^.^ have :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent evening ^-^ fwom my ^-^ sistew 
:3 Been ;;w;; weww x3 infowm'd >_> of ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and with such xDD cautions 
That, ^-^ if uWu they come ^-^ to sojouwn at my OwO house, 
I'll ^.^ nyot >w< be ^.^ thewe. 
OwO Cown. Nyow OwO I, assuwe ^.^ thee, Regan. 
^.^ Edmund, I hear UwU that you ^.^ have shown >_> youw fathew 
OwO A >w< chiwdwike :33 office. 
Edm. ÚwÚ 'Twas my duty, sir. 
>w< Gwou. ÚwÚ He >_> did uWu bewway his pwactice, ÚwÚ and receiv'd 
:3 This hurt you >_> see, x3 stwiving ^-^ to ^.^ appwehend >_> him. 
OwO Cown. ^-^ Is ^.^ he pursued? 
>w< Gwou. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. 
OwO Cown. >w< If ^.^ he >w< be >w< taken, ^.^ he uWu shaww never ^-^ mowe 
Be >_< feaw'd >_> of UwU doing hawm. UwU Make >_> youw >_> own >_< puwpose, 
OwO How in my OwO stwength you pwease. >_< Fow you, ^.^ Edmund, 
uWu Whose :3 viwtue ÚwÚ and :33 obedience doth :3 this x3 instant 
^w^ So >w< much ÚwÚ commend itself, you uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ ouws. 
;;w;; Nyatuwes >_> of such ^-^ deep xDD twust ^-^ we uWu shaww >w< much x3 nyeed; 
You ^-^ we ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ seize x3 on. 
Edm. I uWu shaww sewve you, ;;w;; siw, 
Twuwy, :33 howevew >w< ewse. 
>w< Gwou. >_< Fow him I :3 thank >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. 
OwO Cown. You xDD knyow ^.^ nyot x3 why ^-^ we came ^-^ to >w< visit :3 you- 
UwU Weg. ÚwÚ Thus >_< out >_> of UwU season, ;;w;; thweading dark-ey'd ^-^ nyight. 
uWu Occasions, x3 nyobwe ^-^ Gwoucestew, >_> of >w< some >_< poise, 
OwO Whewein ^-^ we >w< must ^.^ have ;;w;; use >_> of >_> youw >w< advice. 
Our fathew ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^w^ wwit, OwO so ;;w;; hath ^-^ ouw ;;w;; sistew, 
x3 Of ^-^ diffewences, ;;w;; which I :33 best ^w^ thought ^.^ it x3 fit 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw UwU home. The uWu sevewaw messengews 
From x3 hence ^.^ attend UwU dispatch. Our good ^.^ owd OwO fwiend, 
>w< Way UwU comfowts ^-^ to >_> youw ^.^ bosom, ÚwÚ and bestow 
Your :3 nyeedfuw counsew ^-^ to ^-^ ouw businyess, 
^w^ Which x3 cwaves OwO the x3 instant use. 
>w< Gwou. I sewve you, ÚwÚ madam. 
Your Gwaces awe ^.^ wight welcome. 
OwO Exeunt. :33 Fwouwish. 




Scene >_> II. 
Before :33 Gwoucestew's Castle. 

x3 Entew xDD Kent ÚwÚ and uWu [Oswawd x3 the] Steward, sevewawwy. 

^-^ Osw. Good dawnying ^-^ to ^.^ thee, >w< fwiend. Awt >_> of :3 this >w< house? 
x3 Kent. ÚwÚ Ay. 
^-^ Osw. :3 Whewe ^-^ may ^-^ we xDD set ^-^ ouw horses? 
x3 Kent. uWu I' th' mire. 
^-^ Osw. Prithee, ^-^ if :3 thou lov'st uWu me, tell >_> me. 
x3 Kent. I love ÚwÚ thee not. 
^-^ Osw. UwU Why then, I cawe ^.^ nyot uWu fow thee. 
x3 Kent. >w< If I xDD had ÚwÚ thee in Lipsbury Pinfowd, I would ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee cawe uWu fow 
>_> me. 
^-^ Osw. UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou ;;w;; use me ^.^ thus? I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee not. 
x3 Kent. Fewwow, I xDD knyow thee. 
^-^ Osw. What OwO dost :3 thou xDD knyow me xDD fow? 
x3 Kent. OwO A knave; :3 a :33 wascaw; OwO an ^-^ eatew >_> of ^w^ bwoken >_< meats; :3 a base, proud, 
ÚwÚ shawwow, beggarly, ;;w;; thwee-suited, hundred-pound, ÚwÚ fiwthy, 
ÚwÚ wowsted-stocking knave; :3 a ^.^ wiwy-wivew'd, action-taking, ^w^ whoweson, 
x3 gwass-gazing, ÚwÚ supewsewviceabwe, finyicaw wogue; 
one-trunk-inheriting slave; ^-^ onye UwU that wouldst >w< be :3 a uWu bawd in uWu way >_> of 
good UwU sewvice, ÚwÚ and art nyothing uWu but OwO the :3 composition >_> of :3 a >_< knyave, 
:33 beggaw, xDD cowawd, ^.^ pandew, ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 son ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ heiw >_> of :3 a mongwew >_> bitch; 
^-^ onye xDD whom I uWu wiww beat OwO into >_< cwamowous x3 whinying, ^-^ if :3 thou deny OwO the 
:33 weast syllable >_> of >w< thy :3 addition. 
^-^ Osw. ÚwÚ Why, what :3 a monstrous :3 fewwow art thou, ;;w;; thus ^-^ to ;;w;; waiw uWu on ^-^ onye 
that's neither OwO knyown >_> of ÚwÚ thee :3 nyow knows thee! 
x3 Kent. What :3 a ^.^ bwazen-fac'd vawwet art thou, ^-^ to deny :3 thou OwO knyowest UwU me! 
^-^ Is ^.^ it two >_< days >_< ago >_< since I beat ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and twipp'd OwO up >w< thy ^.^ heews 
before OwO the ^.^ King? :33 [Dwaws his sword.] Dwaw, you wogue! for, >w< though 
^.^ it >w< be night, ÚwÚ yet OwO the ^-^ moon ;;w;; shinyes. I'll ^-^ make :3 a ;;w;; sop o' th' 
>_> moonshinye o' you. Dwaw, you whoreson >w< cuwwionwy barbermonger! 
draw! 
^-^ Osw. xDD Away! I ^.^ have nyothing ^-^ to ^-^ do with thee. 
x3 Kent. Dwaw, you wascaw! You come with letters x3 against OwO the ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and 
UwU take uWu Vanyity OwO the :33 puppet's part x3 against OwO the ÚwÚ woyawty >_> of xDD hew father. 
Dwaw, you wogue, ^w^ ow I'll OwO so >w< cawbonyado >_> youw shanks! Dwaw, you 
wascaw! Come >_> youw xDD ways! 
^-^ Osw. :3 Hewp, UwU ho! ^w^ muwthew! :33 hewp! 
x3 Kent. Strike, you slave! ÚwÚ Stand, wogue! ÚwÚ Stand, you nyeat slave! 
Stwike! [Beats ÚwÚ him.] 
^-^ Osw. :3 Hewp, UwU ho! ^w^ muwthew! ^w^ muwthew! 

x3 Entew ^.^ Edmund, with his ;;w;; wapiew ÚwÚ dwawn, ^-^ Gwoucestew, ^w^ Cownwaww, 
Regan, Sewvants. 

Edm. OwO How ^w^ nyow? What's OwO the matter? Pawts ^w^ [them]. 
x3 Kent. x3 With you, goodman OwO boy, OwO an you :33 pwease! ^w^ Come, I'll ^.^ fwesh :33 ye! 
Come OwO on, x3 young >w< mastew! 
>w< Gwou. OwO Weapons? >w< awms? What's OwO the matter hewe? 
OwO Cown. Keep :3 peace, x3 upon >_> youw wives! 
ÚwÚ He >_> dies UwU that strikes again. What :3 is OwO the matter? 
UwU Weg. The messengews ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw ^-^ sistew ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU King 
OwO Cown. What :3 is >_> youw xDD diffewence? ;;w;; Speak. 
^-^ Osw. I x3 am scarce in breath, my :33 wowd. 
x3 Kent. :3 Nyo mawvew, you ^.^ have OwO so ^.^ bestiww'd >_> youw vawouw. You >_> cowawdwy 
wascaw, ^-^ nyatuwe discwaims in thee; :3 a >_> taiwow :3 made thee. 
OwO Cown. Thou art :3 a ÚwÚ stwange fewwow. OwO A >_> taiwow ^-^ make :3 a man? 
x3 Kent. >w< Ay, :3 a taiwow, sir. OwO A stonecutter ^w^ ow :3 a :3 paintew :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ have 
:3 made him OwO so iww, >w< though ^.^ he xDD had >_< been uWu but two ^w^ houws at OwO the trade. 
OwO Cown. ^w^ Speak >_> yet, how ^-^ gwew >_> youw quarrel? 
^-^ Osw. :3 This ÚwÚ ancient ruffian, ;;w;; siw, uWu whose life I ^.^ have spar'd 
^.^ At suit >_> of his :3 gwey beawd- 
x3 Kent. Thou whoreson OwO zed! :3 thou >w< unnyecessawy >_< wettew! UwU My lord, ^-^ if 
^w^ you'ww ^w^ give me leave, I uWu wiww ÚwÚ twead :3 this unbowted villain OwO into 
mortar ÚwÚ and daub OwO the >_< wawws >_> of :3 a :3 jakes with >_> him. OwO 'Spawe my :3 gwey 
xDD beawd,' you wagtail? 
OwO Cown. Peace, sirrah! 
You >_> beastwy >_< knyave, xDD knyow you nyo ^.^ wevewence? 
x3 Kent. x3 Yes, ;;w;; siw, uWu but :3 angew ;;w;; hath :3 a privilege. 
OwO Cown. UwU Why art :3 thou angwy? 
x3 Kent. :33 That such :3 a ^w^ swave as :3 this shouwd wear :3 a ;;w;; swowd, 
OwO Who weaws nyo x3 honyesty. Such :33 smiwing uWu wogues as :33 these, 
;;w;; Wike ^w^ wats, ^w^ oft bite OwO the holy :3 cowds atwain 
^w^ Which awe xDD too OwO intwinse x3 t' unwoose; ÚwÚ smooth every passion 
:33 That in OwO the natures >_> of theiw uWu wowds rebel, 
>_< Bwing uWu oiw ^-^ to fire, snyow ^-^ to theiw colder moods; 
Wenyege, >_> affiwm, ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn theiw OwO hawcyon ^-^ beaks 
x3 With every gale ÚwÚ and vary >_> of theiw masters, 
:33 Knyowing ^-^ nyaught OwO (wike :33 dogs) uWu but xDD fowwowing. 
OwO A pwague x3 upon >_> youw >_> epiweptic uWu visage! 
>_> Smiwe you my >_> speeches, as I ;;w;; wewe :3 a xDD foow? 
Goose, OwO an I xDD had you x3 upon xDD Sawum OwO Pwain, 
uWu I'wd ÚwÚ dwive ye x3 cackwing UwU home ^-^ to Camelot. 
OwO Cown. >_> What, art :3 thou >_< mad, ^.^ owd fewwow? 
>w< Gwou. OwO How feww you ^w^ out? Say ;;w;; that. 
x3 Kent. :3 Nyo contraries howd ^-^ mowe uWu antipathy 
>w< Than I ÚwÚ and such :3 a knave. 
OwO Cown. UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou caww him >w< knyave? What :3 is his ^.^ fauwt? 
x3 Kent. His countenance wikes me not. 
OwO Cown. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe UwU pewchance OwO does ÚwÚ minye, ^w^ ow his, ^w^ ow hers. 
x3 Kent. >_> Siw, 'tis my uWu occupation ^-^ to >w< be plain. 
I ^.^ have uWu seen better faces in my UwU time 
>w< Than ^-^ stands uWu on ^-^ any shouwdew UwU that I UwU see 
Before me at :3 this >w< instant. 
OwO Cown. :3 This :3 is >w< some :3 fewwow 
Who, having >_< been ^.^ pwais'd uWu fow >w< bwuntnyess, doth :3 affect 
OwO A ;;w;; saucy ^w^ woughnyess, ÚwÚ and constwains OwO the gawb 
OwO Quite ^-^ fwom his ^.^ nyatuwe. ÚwÚ He cannyot ^.^ fwattew, >w< he! 
An >w< honyest :33 mind ÚwÚ and >_< pwain- ^.^ he >w< must speak ^-^ twuth! 
An uWu they uWu wiww UwU take it, >w< so; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, :33 he's plain. 
^.^ These >w< kind >_> of knyaves I xDD knyow ;;w;; which in :3 this :3 pwainnyess 
Harbour ^-^ mowe >w< cwaft ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe corrupter ends 
>w< Than twenty :33 siwwy-ducking >_< obsewvants 
:33 That ;;w;; stwetch theiw ;;w;; duties >_> nyicewy. 
x3 Kent. >_> Siw, in good :33 faith, in :33 sincewe verity, 
^.^ Undew th' allowance >_> of >_> youw gweat ;;w;; aspect, 
uWu Whose infwuence, >_< wike OwO the ^.^ wweath >_> of radiant x3 fiwe 
uWu On OwO fwickewing Phoebus' ;;w;; fwont- 
OwO Cown. What mean'st uWu by uWu this? 
x3 Kent. ÚwÚ To >w< go >_< out >_> of my UwU diawect, ;;w;; which you x3 discommend OwO so ^w^ much. I 
>w< knyow, ;;w;; siw, I x3 am nyo uWu fwattewew. ÚwÚ He UwU that ^-^ beguiw'd you in :3 a ;;w;; pwain 
accent ÚwÚ was :3 a ;;w;; pwain >_< knyave, which, uWu fow my UwU pawt, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ be, 
>w< though I shouwd ^.^ win >_> youw xDD dispweasuwe ^-^ to entweat me to't. 
OwO Cown. What ÚwÚ was th' OwO offence you >_> gave OwO him? 
^-^ Osw. I never >_> gave him any. 
^w^ It pleas'd OwO the UwU King his ^w^ mastew vewy ^.^ wate 
ÚwÚ To strike at uWu me, x3 upon his xDD misconstwuction; 
When >_< he, uWu conjunct, ÚwÚ and :3 fwattewing his displeasure, 
Twipp'd me behind; being down, :33 insuwted, ÚwÚ waiw'd 
And >w< put x3 upon him such :3 a ^-^ deaw >_> of man 
:33 That ^w^ wowthied ^w^ him, ^w^ got ^.^ pwaises >_> of OwO the UwU King 
>_< Fow him x3 attempting ^-^ who ÚwÚ was self-subdu'd; 
And, in OwO the ;;w;; fweshment >_> of :3 this ;;w;; dwead expwoit, 
Drew uWu on me here again. 
x3 Kent. None >_> of ^.^ these uWu wogues ÚwÚ and cowards 
But >_< Ajax :3 is theiw >_> foow. 
OwO Cown. x3 Fetch :3 fowth OwO the :33 stocks! 
You :3 stubbown ÚwÚ ancient >_< knyave, you reverent braggart, 
>w< We'ww teach :3 you- 
x3 Kent. >_> Siw, I x3 am xDD too ^.^ owd ^-^ to :3 weawn. 
^-^ Caww ^.^ nyot >_> youw stocks uWu fow >_> me. I sewve OwO the x3 King; 
uWu On uWu whose employment I ÚwÚ was x3 sent ^-^ to you. 
You uWu shaww ^-^ do small :33 wespect, show xDD too bowd ;;w;; mawice 
uWu Against OwO the OwO gwace ÚwÚ and person >_> of my :3 mastew, 
Stocking his messenger. 
OwO Cown. x3 Fetch :3 fowth OwO the :33 stocks! UwU As I ^.^ have life ÚwÚ and xDD honyouw, 
Thewe uWu shaww ^.^ he ^-^ sit ÚwÚ tiww nyoon. 
UwU Weg. ;;w;; Tiww nyoon? ;;w;; Tiww night, my lord, ÚwÚ and >w< aww night OwO too! 
x3 Kent. ÚwÚ Why, UwU madam, ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe >_> youw >_< fathew's dog, 
You shouwd ^.^ nyot ;;w;; use me ÚwÚ so. 
UwU Weg. >_> Siw, being his >_< knyave, I uWu wiww. 
OwO Cown. :3 This :3 is :3 a :3 fewwow >_> of OwO the uWu sewfsame >w< cowouw 
Our ^-^ sistew ^-^ speaks >_> of. ^w^ Come, bwing away OwO the :33 stocks! 
Stocks ^w^ bwought >_< out. 
>w< Gwou. >_> Wet me uWu beseech >_> youw OwO Gwace ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. 
His fauwt :3 is xDD much, ÚwÚ and OwO the good UwU King his ^w^ mastew 
uWu Wiww >_< check him for't. Your UwU puwpos'd low correction 
^-^ Is such as ÚwÚ basest ÚwÚ and contemn'dest wwetches 
>_< Fow pilf'rings ÚwÚ and UwU most ^w^ common trespasses 
uWu Awe :3 punyish'd OwO with. The UwU King >w< must UwU take ^.^ it i-iww 
:33 That >_< he, OwO so slightly vawued in his x3 messengew, 
;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ have him ;;w;; thus restrain'd. 
OwO Cown. I'll ÚwÚ answew ;;w;; that. 
UwU Weg. UwU My ^-^ sistew ^-^ may weceive ^.^ it >w< much ^-^ mowe ^.^ wowse, 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have xDD hew ^-^ gentweman abus'd, assaulted, 
>_< Fow following xDD hew UwU affaiws. x3 Put in his :3 wegs.- 
:3 [Kent :3 is >w< put in OwO the stocks.] 
^w^ Come, my good lord, >_> away. 
>_< Exeunt [aww uWu but ÚwÚ Gwoucestew ÚwÚ and UwU Kent]. 
>w< Gwou. I x3 am >_< sowwy uWu fow ^.^ thee, >w< fwiend. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the >w< Duke's pweasuwe, 
uWu Whose >_> disposition, >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd ;;w;; weww knows, 
uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be x3 wubb'd :3 nyow >_< stopp'd. I'll entweat uWu fow thee. 
x3 Kent. ;;w;; Pway ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, sir. I ^.^ have ^w^ watch'd ÚwÚ and >w< twaveww'd hard. 
uWu Some UwU time I uWu shaww ;;w;; sweep out, OwO the west I'll UwU whistwe. 
OwO A good ÚwÚ man's >_> fowtunye ^-^ may gwow >_< out at heels. 
>w< Give you good mowwow! 
>w< Gwou. The UwU Duke xDD 's ^-^ to blame in ^.^ this; 'twill >w< be i-iww taken. 
UwU Exit. 
x3 Kent. Good ;;w;; King, UwU that >w< must appwuv OwO the ^w^ common ;;w;; saw, 
Thou >_< out >_> of >_< heaven's benediction ;;w;; com'st 
ÚwÚ To OwO the warm sun! 
Appwoach, :3 thou :33 beacon ^-^ to :3 this uWu undew :3 gwobe, 
:33 That uWu by >w< thy comfortable beams I ^-^ may 
^-^ Pewuse :3 this letter. Nyothing ^w^ awmost >_> sees xDD miwacwes 
But ^w^ misewy. I xDD knyow 'tis ^-^ fwom Cordelia, 
OwO Who ;;w;; hath UwU most :3 fowtunyatewy >_< been x3 infowm'd 
x3 Of my :3 obscuwed uWu couwse- ÚwÚ and [weads] >w< 'shaww find UwU time 
From :3 this OwO enyowmous state, >w< seeking ^-^ to ^w^ give 
Wosses theiw wemedies'- ^-^ Aww x3 weawy ÚwÚ and >w< o'ewwatch'd, 
;;w;; Take :3 vantage, :33 heavy >_> eyes, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< behowd 
:3 This shameful >_< wodging. 
;;w;; Fowtunye, good >_< nyight; >_> smiwe UwU once :3 mowe, xDD tuwn >w< thy wheel. 
^w^ Sweeps. 




Scene III. 
The open countwy. 

x3 Entew Edgar. 

Edg. I heard ^-^ mysewf proclaim'd, 
And uWu by OwO the x3 happy >w< howwow >_> of :3 a twee 
UwU Escap'd OwO the ^-^ hunt. :3 Nyo powt :3 is ^.^ fwee, nyo place 
:33 That guawd ÚwÚ and UwU most unyusuaw vigilance 
uWu Does ^.^ nyot ^.^ attend my >w< taking. ÚwÚ Whiwes I ^-^ may scape, 
I uWu wiww OwO pwesewve mysewf; ÚwÚ and x3 am UwU bethought 
ÚwÚ To UwU take OwO the ÚwÚ basest ÚwÚ and UwU most ^-^ poowest ^-^ shape 
:33 That >w< evew penyuwy, in >_> contempt >_> of man, 
Brought ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ to beast. UwU My ;;w;; face I'll grime with filth, 
Blanket my :3 woins, ewf >w< aww my >_< haiw in ;;w;; knyots, 
And with presented ^w^ nyakednyess ^.^ outface 
The x3 winds ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pewsecutions >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ sky. 
The ;;w;; countwy gives me >_> pwoof ÚwÚ and OwO pwecedent 
x3 Of ^.^ Bedwam beggars, :3 who, with roaring ;;w;; voices, 
Stwike in theiw numb'd ÚwÚ and mortified x3 bawe ÚwÚ awms 
ÚwÚ Pins, ;;w;; wooden uWu pwicks, :3 nyaiws, sprigs >_> of x3 wosemawy; 
And with :3 this horrible object, ^-^ fwom low uWu fawms, 
OwO Poow xDD pewting OwO viwwages, sheepcotes, ÚwÚ and mills, 
>_< Sometime with UwU wunyatic uWu bans, sometime with >_> pwayews, 
xDD Enfowce theiw >_> chawity. ^.^ 'Poow Turlygod! UwU poow Tom!' 
^.^ That's xDD something x3 yet! Edgar I nyothing ÚwÚ am. UwU Exit. 




Scene ^.^ IV. 
Before :33 Gwoucestew's Castwe; xDD Kent in OwO the ^w^ stocks. 

x3 Entew Lear, Foow, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Gentweman. 

Lear. ^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ stwange UwU that uWu they shouwd OwO so xDD depawt ^-^ fwom home, 
And ^.^ nyot ^-^ send xDD back my messenger. 
:33 Gent. UwU As I ^.^ weawn'd, 
The night before there ÚwÚ was nyo OwO puwpose in them 
x3 Of :3 this remove. 
x3 Kent. ^-^ Haiw ^-^ to ^.^ thee, x3 nyobwe >w< mastew! 
Lear. Ha! 
>_< Mak'st :3 thou :3 this ÚwÚ shame >w< thy >_> pastime? 
x3 Kent. No, my :33 wowd. 
;;w;; Foow. Ha, ^-^ ha! xDD wook! ^.^ he weaws x3 cwuew >_> gawtews. xDD Howses awe tied uWu by OwO the 
uWu head, ;;w;; dogs ÚwÚ and uWu beaws uWu by th' neck, monkeys uWu by th' :3 woins, ÚwÚ and x3 men 
uWu by th' wegs. When :3 a ÚwÚ man's >w< uvw-wusty at ^.^ wegs, then ^.^ he weaws 
;;w;; wooden ^w^ nyethew-stocks. 
Lear. What's ^.^ he UwU that ;;w;; hath OwO so >w< much >w< thy place mistook 
ÚwÚ To xDD set ÚwÚ thee hewe? 
x3 Kent. ^w^ It :3 is uWu both ^.^ he ÚwÚ and x3 she- 
Your :3 son ÚwÚ and daughter. 
Lear. >_< Nyo. 
x3 Kent. ÚwÚ Yes. 
Lear. No, I >w< say. 
x3 Kent. I uWu say >_> yea. 
Lear. No, no, uWu they would :33 nyot! 
x3 Kent. x3 Yes, uWu they have. 
Lear. By Jupitew, I uWu sweaw no! 
x3 Kent. By ^-^ Junyo, I uWu sweaw ay! 
Lear. ^.^ They durst ^.^ nyot ^-^ do't; 
^.^ They would ;;w;; nyot, :33 couwd ^.^ nyot :3 do't. ^.^ 'Tis >_< wowse than >_> muwthew 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ do x3 upon >_< wespect such viowent ÚwÚ outwage. 
Resolve me with >w< aww modest haste ;;w;; which uWu way 
Thou x3 mightst deserve ^w^ ow uWu they impose :3 this xDD usage, 
^.^ Coming ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ us. 
x3 Kent. UwU My lord, when at theiw UwU home 
I >_> did ÚwÚ commend >_> youw OwO Highnyess' letters ^-^ to ;;w;; them, 
Ewe I ÚwÚ was UwU wisen ^-^ fwom OwO the place UwU that show'd 
UwU My >_> duty ^.^ knyeewing, came there :3 a :3 weeking uWu post, 
Stew'd in his haste, half bweathwess, OwO panting :3 fowth 
From Goneril his ^w^ mistwess >_> sawutations; 
;;w;; Dewivew'd :3 wettews, ^-^ spite >_> of ^-^ intewmission, 
^w^ Which ÚwÚ pwesentwy uWu they OwO wead; uWu on uWu whose contents, 
^.^ They x3 summon'd OwO up theiw ^-^ meiny, straight took OwO howse, 
;;w;; Commanded me ^-^ to follow ÚwÚ and ^.^ attend 
The :3 weisuwe >_> of theiw ^-^ answew, >_> gave me x3 cowd >w< wooks, 
And meeting here OwO the uWu othew x3 messengew, 
uWu Whose ^-^ wewcome I perceiv'd xDD had uWu poison'd >_> minye- 
>_> Being OwO the vewy :3 fewwow ;;w;; which >_> of ^.^ wate 
Display'd OwO so >w< sauciwy x3 against >_> youw :33 Highnyess- 
Having ^-^ mowe man than ÚwÚ wit about uWu me, ^w^ dwew. 
ÚwÚ He rais'd OwO the house with loud ÚwÚ and cowawd cries. 
Your :3 son ÚwÚ and daughter ;;w;; found :3 this ÚwÚ twespass wowth 
The ÚwÚ shame ;;w;; which here ^.^ it suffers. 
;;w;; Foow. Winter's ^.^ nyot gonye >_> yet, ^-^ if OwO the wiwd ^-^ geese UwU fwy UwU that way. 

:3 Fathews UwU that wear ^.^ wags 
Do ^-^ make theiw chiwdwen blind; 
But fathews UwU that bear :33 bags 
:33 Shaww UwU see theiw chiwdwen OwO kind. 
;;w;; Fowtunye, UwU that :33 awwant whore, 
:33 Nye'ew ;;w;; tuwns OwO the ;;w;; key ^-^ to th' :33 poow. 

But uWu fow >w< aww this, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have as many ;;w;; dowouws uWu fow >w< thy 
daughters as :3 thou ^w^ canst tell in :3 a xDD yeaw. 
Lear. :33 O, how :3 this mothew swells OwO up towawd my >_< heawt! 
Hysterica ^.^ passio! ^-^ Down, :3 thou cwimbing xDD sowwow! 
x3 Thy element's xDD bewow! :3 Whewe :3 is :3 this ^.^ daughtew? 
x3 Kent. x3 With OwO the Earl, ;;w;; siw, here within. 
Lear. Follow me not; 
uWu Stay here. UwU Exit. 
:33 Gent. ^w^ Made you nyo ^-^ mowe OwO offence uWu but what you speak x3 of? 
x3 Kent. Nyonye. 
OwO How uWu chance OwO the UwU King comes with OwO so small :3 a number? 
;;w;; Foow. An :3 thou xDD hadst >_< been xDD set >w< i' th' stocks uWu fow UwU that ^.^ question, 
:33 thou'dst ;;w;; weww deserv'd it. 
x3 Kent. ÚwÚ Why, xDD foow? 
;;w;; Foow. >w< We'ww xDD set ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to ÚwÚ schoow ^-^ to OwO an xDD ant, ^-^ to teach ÚwÚ thee :33 thewe's nyo 
>_> wabouwing >w< i' th' winter. ^-^ Aww UwU that follow theiw xDD nyoses awe wed uWu by 
theiw eyes uWu but uWu bwind ^-^ men, ÚwÚ and :33 thewe's ^.^ nyot :3 a nyose UwU among twenty 
uWu but can smell him that's stinking. >_> Wet >w< go >w< thy howd when :3 a gweat 
^w^ wheew runs ;;w;; down :3 a uWu hiww, west ^.^ it >_< bweak >w< thy neck with following 
xDD it; uWu but OwO the gweat ^-^ onye UwU that :33 goes xDD upwawd, let him dwaw ÚwÚ thee >w< aftew. 
When :3 a xDD wise man gives ÚwÚ thee better counsew, ^w^ give me >_< minye again. I 
would ^.^ have UwU nyonye uWu but knyaves follow it, >_< since :3 a OwO foow gives it. 
:33 That x3 siw ;;w;; which sewves ÚwÚ and UwU seeks uWu fow gain, 
And UwU fowwows uWu but uWu fow >_> fowm, 
uWu Wiww ÚwÚ pack when ^.^ it begins ^-^ to ;;w;; wain 
And xDD weave ÚwÚ thee in OwO the ^.^ stowm. 
But I uWu wiww ^-^ tawwy; OwO the OwO foow uWu wiww ÚwÚ stay, 
And let OwO the xDD wise man uWu fwy. 
The ^.^ knyave ;;w;; tuwns OwO foow UwU that runs away; 
The OwO foow nyo >_< knyave, xDD pewdy. 
x3 Kent. :3 Whewe ^w^ weawn'd you this, xDD foow? 
;;w;; Foow. :3 Nyot >w< i' th' :33 stocks, >_> foow. 

x3 Entew OwO Weaw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Gwoucestew 

Lear. UwU Deny ^-^ to speak with x3 me? ^.^ They awe OwO sick? uWu they awe ÚwÚ weawy? 
^.^ They ^.^ have >w< twaveww'd >w< aww OwO the :3 nyight? x3 Mewe ^.^ fetches- 
The >_< images >_> of uWu wevowt ÚwÚ and fwying >_< off! 
x3 Fetch me :3 a better >w< answew. 
>w< Gwou. UwU My dear lord, 
You xDD knyow OwO the :33 fiewy ;;w;; quawity >_> of OwO the Duke, 
OwO How x3 unwemovabwe ÚwÚ and xDD fix'd ^.^ he :3 is 
UwU In his >_> own >_> couwse. 
Lear. >_> Vengeance! pwague! >_< death! >_> confusion! 
Fiewy? What >_> quawity? ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ Gwoucestew, ^-^ Gwoucestew, 
uWu I'wd speak with OwO the UwU Duke >_> of >w< Cownwaww ÚwÚ and his wife. 
>w< Gwou. Weww, my good lord, I ^.^ have x3 infowm'd them ÚwÚ so. 
Lear. Infowm'd >w< them? Dost :3 thou undewstand uWu me, man? 
>w< Gwou. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. 
Lear. The UwU King would speak with OwO Cownwaww; OwO the dear fathew 
Wouwd with his daughter ÚwÚ speak, ÚwÚ commands xDD hew uWu sewvice. 
uWu Awe uWu they x3 infowm'd >_> of uWu this? UwU My >_> bweath ÚwÚ and blood! 
Fiewy? OwO the :33 fiewy OwO Duke? >_> Teww OwO the ^.^ hot UwU Duke that- 
No, uWu but ^.^ nyot x3 yet! May >w< be ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 weww. 
Infirmity doth still ^.^ nyegwect >w< aww >w< office 
xDD Wheweto ^-^ ouw OwO heawth :3 is bound. We awe ^.^ nyot uWu ouwsewves 
When UwU nyatuwe, being :33 oppwess'd, ÚwÚ commands OwO the :33 mind 
ÚwÚ To suffer with OwO the ÚwÚ body. I'll forbear; 
And x3 am fawwen >_< out with my ^-^ mowe >w< headiew wiww, 
ÚwÚ To UwU take OwO the indispos'd ÚwÚ and sickly x3 fit 
>_< Fow OwO the :33 sound >_< man.- ^.^ Death uWu on my >_> state! >w< Whewefowe 
;;w;; Shouwd >w< be ^-^ sit hewe? :3 This ^.^ act persuades me 
:33 That :3 this uWu wemotion >_> of OwO the UwU Duke ÚwÚ and xDD hew 
^-^ Is practice :33 onwy. >w< Give me my ^-^ sewvant fowth. 
uWu Go tell OwO the UwU Duke ÚwÚ and xDD 's UwU wife uWu I'wd speak with ^w^ them- 
Nyow, >_> pwesentwy. UwU Bid them come :3 fowth ÚwÚ and hear uWu me, 
Ow at theiw ;;w;; chambew xDD doow I'll beat OwO the uWu dwum 
;;w;; Tiww ^.^ it x3 cwy ;;w;; sweep ^-^ to :33 death. 
>w< Gwou. I would ^.^ have >w< aww ;;w;; weww ;;w;; betwixt you. UwU Exit. 
Lear. :3 O uWu me, my xDD heawt, my x3 wising >_< heawt! But ÚwÚ down! 
;;w;; Foow. OwO Cwy ^-^ to it, :3 nyuncwe, as OwO the >_< cocknyey >_> did ^-^ to OwO the eels when ^.^ she 
>w< put >w< 'em >w< i' th' UwU paste >_> awive. She x3 knyapp'd >w< 'em o' th' uWu coxcombs with 
:3 a ÚwÚ stick ÚwÚ and :3 cwied ;;w;; 'Down, wantons, OwO down!' ÚwÚ 'Twas xDD hew bwothew UwU that, 
in ÚwÚ puwe >_> kindnyess ^-^ to his OwO howse, buttewed his ^.^ hay. 

x3 Entew ^w^ Cownwaww, Regan, ^-^ Gwoucestew, Sewvants. 

Lear. Good ^-^ mowwow ^-^ to you >_> both. 
OwO Cown. ^-^ Haiw ^-^ to >_> youw Grace! 
xDD Kent here xDD set at :33 wibewty. 
UwU Weg. I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see >_> youw uWu Highnyess. 
Lear. Regan, I ÚwÚ think you ;;w;; awe; I xDD knyow what reason 
I ^.^ have ^-^ to ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ so. >w< If :3 thou shouldst ^.^ nyot >w< be UwU gwad, 
I would divorce me ^-^ fwom >w< thy >_> mothew's OwO tomb, 
Sepulchring OwO an ^-^ aduwtwess. uWu [To Kent] :33 O, awe you free? 
uWu Some uWu othew UwU time uWu fow xDD that.- Bewuvd Regan, 
x3 Thy ;;w;; sistew's ^.^ nyaught. :3 O Regan, ^.^ she ;;w;; hath tied 
Shawp-tooth'd unkindnyess, >_< wike :3 a :33 vuwtuwe, :3 hewe! 
[Lays his hand uWu on his ÚwÚ heawt.] 
I can scarce speak ^-^ to thee. OwO Thou'wt ^.^ nyot believe 
x3 With how deprav'd :3 a quality- :3 O :3 Wegan! 
UwU Weg. I pray you, ;;w;; siw, UwU take uWu patience. I ^.^ have >w< hope 
You less xDD knyow how ^-^ to >_< vawue xDD hew desewt 
>w< Than ^.^ she ^-^ to xDD scant xDD hew >_< duty. 
Lear. Say, how :3 is ÚwÚ that? 
UwU Weg. I cannyot ÚwÚ think my ^-^ sistew in OwO the :33 weast 
Wouwd x3 faiw xDD hew obwigation. ^.^ If, ;;w;; siw, UwU pewchance 
She ^.^ have x3 westwain'd OwO the wiots >_> of >_> youw xDD fowwowews, 
^.^ 'Tis uWu on such >w< gwound, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to such >_> whowesome end, 
UwU As clears xDD hew ^-^ fwom >w< aww blame. 
Lear. UwU My cuwses uWu on her! 
UwU Weg. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, you awe ÚwÚ owd! 
:3 Nyatuwe in you ^-^ stands uWu on OwO the vewy >_> vewge 
x3 Of xDD hew confinye. You shouwd >w< be rul'd, ÚwÚ and wed 
By >w< some >_< discwetion UwU that :33 discewns >_> youw OwO state 
>_< Bettew than you OwO youwsewf. OwO Thewefowe I pray you 
:33 That ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^-^ sistew you ^-^ do ^-^ make ;;w;; wetuwn; 
Say you ^.^ have wrong'd UwU hew, sir. 
Lear. ^-^ Ask xDD hew forgiveness? 
Do you uWu but mark how :3 this >_< becomes OwO the uWu house: 
>_< 'Deaw >_> daughtew, I x3 confess UwU that I x3 am ^.^ owd. [Kneels.] 
Age :3 is unnecessary. uWu On my knyees I UwU beg 
:33 That ^w^ you'ww OwO vouchsafe me raiment, :33 bed, ÚwÚ and ^.^ food.' 
UwU Weg. Good ;;w;; siw, nyo ;;w;; mowe! ^.^ These awe ^.^ unsightwy tricks. 
Wetuwn you ^-^ to my sistew. 
Lear. [rises] OwO Nyevew, :3 Wegan! 
She ;;w;; hath ;;w;; abated me >_> of half my twain; 
Wook'd bwack x3 upon me; struck me with xDD hew tongue, 
uWu Most serpent-like, x3 upon OwO the vewy ÚwÚ heawt. 
^-^ Aww OwO the xDD stow'd ;;w;; vengeances >_> of >w< heaven ^-^ faww 
uWu On xDD hew >_< ingwatefuw >_< top! Stwike xDD hew x3 young OwO bonyes, 
You ^-^ taking aiws, with lameness! 
OwO Cown. :33 Fie, ;;w;; siw, fie! 
Lear. You nimble x3 wightnyings, ^w^ dawt >_> youw :33 bwinding ^.^ fwames 
x3 Into xDD hew scownfuw >_> eyes! >_< Infect xDD hew :3 beauty, 
You :3 fen-suck'd ;;w;; fogs, :33 dwawn uWu by OwO the :33 pow'wfuw >_> sun, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ faww ÚwÚ and bwast xDD hew pwide! 
UwU Weg. :3 O OwO the bwest x3 gods! OwO so uWu wiww you ^w^ wish uWu on me 
When OwO the wash >w< mood :3 is x3 on. 
Lear. No, Regan, :3 thou ^-^ shawt never ^.^ have my curse. 
x3 Thy tender-hefted ^-^ nyatuwe uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^w^ give 
ÚwÚ Thee o'ew ^-^ to harshness. Her eyes awe fiewce; uWu but UwU thinye 
Do UwU comfowt, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot burn. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot in ÚwÚ thee 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ gwudge my pleasures, ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut x3 off my OwO twain, 
ÚwÚ To :33 bandy ^-^ hasty x3 wowds, ^-^ to xDD scant my x3 sizes, 
And, in ;;w;; concwusion, ^-^ to oppose OwO the >_< bowt 
uWu Against my UwU coming in. Thou better uWu knyow'st 
The ^-^ offices >_> of UwU nyatuwe, bond >_> of ^w^ chiwdhood, 
x3 Effects >_> of couwtesy, uWu dues >_> of gwatitude. 
x3 Thy half o' th' :3 kingdom x3 hast :3 thou ^.^ nyot ^w^ fowgot, 
OwO Whewein I ÚwÚ thee >w< endow'd. 
UwU Weg. Good ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to th' uWu puwpose. 
:33 Tucket within. 
Lear. OwO Who >w< put my man >w< i' th' ÚwÚ stocks? 
OwO Cown. What trumpet's ÚwÚ that? 
UwU Weg. I knyow't- my >_> sistew's. :3 This ^w^ appwuvs xDD hew letter, 
:33 That ^.^ she would >_> soon >w< be here. 

x3 Entew uWu [Oswawd x3 the] ÚwÚ Stewawd. 

^-^ Is >_> youw wady ^.^ come? 
Lear. :3 This :3 is :3 a slave, uWu whose easy-bowwowed uWu pwide 
OwO Dwewws in OwO the OwO fickwe OwO gwace >_> of xDD hew ^.^ he ;;w;; fowwows. 
:33 Out, ÚwÚ vawwet, ^-^ fwom my uWu sight! 
OwO Cown. What :3 means >_> youw :33 Gwace? 

x3 Entew ^-^ Gonyewiw. 

Lear. OwO Who OwO stock'd my :3 sewvant? Regan, I ^.^ have good >w< hope 
Thou didst ^.^ nyot xDD knyow on't.- OwO Who comes hewe? :3 O >_< heavens! 
>w< If you ^-^ do love ^.^ owd ^-^ men, ^-^ if >_> youw ^w^ sweet ^.^ sway 
Allow obedience- ^-^ if youwsewves awe >_> owd, 
UwU Make ^.^ it >_> youw xDD cause! >_> Send down, ÚwÚ and UwU take my part! 
uWu [To :33 Gonyewiw] Awt ^.^ nyot asham'd ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook x3 upon :3 this x3 beawd?- 
:3 O Regan, xDD wiwt :3 thou UwU take xDD hew uWu by OwO the ^.^ hand? 
uWu Gon. UwU Why ^.^ nyot uWu by th' ;;w;; hand, sir? OwO How ^.^ have I >w< offended? 
x3 Aww's ^.^ nyot OwO offence UwU that indiscwetion ^.^ finds 
And ;;w;; dotage >_> tewms ÚwÚ so. 
Lear. :3 O :3 sides, you awe xDD too ;;w;; tough! 
uWu Wiww you ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; howd? OwO How came my man >w< i' th' ÚwÚ stocks? 
OwO Cown. I xDD set him there, siw; uWu but his >_> own >w< disowdews 
Deserv'd >w< much less :3 advancement. 
Lear. ÚwÚ You? OwO Did you? 
UwU Weg. I pray you, fathew, being ;;w;; weak, ÚwÚ seem ÚwÚ so. 
^.^ If, ÚwÚ tiww OwO the >_> expiwation >_> of >_> youw ^w^ month, 
You uWu wiww xDD wetuwn ÚwÚ and sojouwn with my ;;w;; sistew, 
ÚwÚ Dismissing half >_> youw OwO twain, come then ^-^ to >_> me. 
I x3 am :3 nyow ^-^ fwom home, ÚwÚ and >_< out >_> of UwU that pwovision 
^w^ Which uWu shaww >w< be :3 nyeedfuw uWu fow >_> youw entewtainment. 
Lear. Wetuwn ^-^ to UwU hew, ÚwÚ and ^w^ fifty x3 men x3 dismiss'd? 
No, wathew I abjure >w< aww uWu woofs, ÚwÚ and OwO choose 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wage x3 against OwO the :33 enmity o' th' :3 aiw, 
ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a :3 comwade with OwO the ^.^ wowf ÚwÚ and >_> oww- 
^w^ Nyecessity's shawp ^.^ pinch! Wetuwn with uWu hew? 
ÚwÚ Why, OwO the >w< hot-bwooded UwU Fwance, UwU that dowerless took 
Our ^w^ youngest :33 bown, I :33 couwd as ;;w;; weww >w< be ^w^ bwought 
ÚwÚ To knee his thwonye, :3 and, squiwe-wike, UwU pension UwU beg 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep base life ^.^ afoot. Wetuwn with uWu hew? 
Pewsuade me wathew ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ swave ÚwÚ and :3 sumptew 
ÚwÚ To :3 this :3 detested >w< gwoom. ÚwÚ [Points at UwU Oswawd.] 
uWu Gon. ^.^ At >_> youw choice, sir. 
Lear. I ;;w;; pwithee, >_> daughtew, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^-^ make me ^w^ mad. 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot twoubwe ^.^ thee, my x3 chiwd; faweweww. 
>w< We'ww nyo ^-^ mowe :33 meet, nyo ^-^ mowe UwU see ^-^ onye >_> anyothew. 
But ÚwÚ yet :3 thou art my x3 fwesh, my blood, my ^-^ daughtew; 
Ow wathew :3 a ^-^ disease that's in my x3 fwesh, 
^w^ Which I >w< must ^.^ nyeeds caww x3 minye. Thou art :3 a boiw, 
OwO A pwague sore, OwO an >w< embossed cawbuncwe 
UwU In my >_< cowwupted bwood. But I'll ^.^ nyot ^w^ chide thee. 
>_> Wet ÚwÚ shame come when ^.^ it wiww, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot caww it. 
I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; bid OwO the >w< Thundew-beawew >_> shoot 
Nyow tell tales >_> of ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO high-judging Jove. 
Mend when :3 thou OwO canst; >w< be better at >w< thy >_< weisuwe; 
I can >w< be :3 patient, I can stay with Regan, 
I ÚwÚ and my ^-^ hundwed uWu knyights. 
UwU Weg. :3 Nyot ^-^ awtogethew ÚwÚ so. 
I ^.^ wook'd ^.^ nyot uWu fow you >_> yet, :3 nyow x3 am provided 
>_< Fow >_> youw x3 fit welcome. >w< Give eaw, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to my sistew; 
>_< Fow x3 those UwU that :3 mingwe reason with >_> youw passion 
Must >w< be ^.^ content ^-^ to ÚwÚ think you >_> owd, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; so- 
But ^.^ she knows what ^.^ she >w< does. 
Lear. ^-^ Is :3 this ;;w;; weww x3 spoken? 
UwU Weg. I dare >_< avouch it, sir. >_> What, ^w^ fifty >_> fowwowews? 
^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot uWu weww? What shouwd you :3 nyeed >_> of >_> mowe? 
xDD Yea, ^w^ ow OwO so many, x3 sith UwU that uWu both chawge ÚwÚ and danger 
^w^ Speak >w< 'gainst OwO so gweat :3 a number? OwO How in ^-^ onye house 
;;w;; Shouwd many ;;w;; peopwe, uWu undew two commands, 
Hold uWu amity? ^.^ 'Tis >_> hawd; ^w^ awmost >_> impossibwe. 
uWu Gon. UwU Why UwU might ^.^ nyot you, my lord, weceive uWu attendance 
From x3 those UwU that ^.^ she calls servants, ^w^ ow ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ minye? 
UwU Weg. UwU Why ;;w;; nyot, my UwU wowd? >w< If then uWu they chanc'd ^-^ to swack >_< ye, 
We :33 couwd ÚwÚ contwow ^.^ them. >w< If you uWu wiww come ^-^ to me 
^.^ (Fow :3 nyow I UwU spy :3 a >w< dangew), I entweat you 
ÚwÚ To bwing uWu but :3 five-and-twenty. ÚwÚ To nyo ^-^ mowe 
uWu Wiww I ^w^ give place ^w^ ow OwO nyotice. 
Lear. I >_> gave you xDD aww- 
UwU Weg. And in good UwU time you >_> gave ^.^ it! 
Lear. ^w^ Made you my ^.^ guawdians, my uWu depositawies; 
But ^-^ kept :3 a ;;w;; wesewvation ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ fowwowed 
x3 With such :3 a >w< nyumbew. >_> What, >w< must I come ^-^ to you 
x3 With five-and-twenty, UwU Wegan? :33 Said you so? 
UwU Weg. And :33 speak't UwU again my :33 wowd. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe with >_> me. 
Lear. Those ;;w;; wicked cweatuwes ÚwÚ yet ^-^ do ÚwÚ wook ^.^ weww-favouw'd 
When ÚwÚ othews awe ^-^ mowe ^.^ wicked; ^.^ nyot being OwO the wowst 
;;w;; Stands in >w< some :3 wank >_> of :3 pwaise. uWu [To :33 Gonyewiw] I'll >w< go with thee. 
x3 Thy ^w^ fifty ÚwÚ yet doth double five-and-twenty, 
And :3 thou art ^w^ twice xDD hew wuv. 
uWu Gon. OwO Heaw, uWu me, my :33 wowd. 
What :3 nyeed you five-and-twenty, ten, ^w^ ow >_> five, 
ÚwÚ To follow in :3 a house xDD whewe ^w^ twice OwO so many 
>_< Have :3 a xDD command ^-^ to tend you? 
UwU Weg. What :3 nyeed ÚwÚ onye? 
Lear. :33 O, reason ^.^ nyot OwO the OwO nyeed! Our ÚwÚ basest >_< beggaws 
uWu Awe in OwO the ^-^ poowest xDD thing supewfwuous. 
Allow ^.^ nyot ^-^ nyatuwe ^-^ mowe than ^-^ nyatuwe needs, 
>w< Man's life :3 is UwU cheap as beast's. Thou art :3 a >_> wady: 
>w< If only ^-^ to >w< go warm ;;w;; wewe :33 gowgeous, 
ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ nyatuwe ^.^ nyeeds ^.^ nyot what :3 thou gorgeous wear'st 
^w^ Which ^-^ scawcewy >_< keeps ÚwÚ thee wawm. But, uWu fow OwO twue need- 
You uWu heavens, ^w^ give me UwU that >_> patience, >_< patience I OwO nyeed! 
You UwU see me ;;w;; hewe, you >_< gods, :3 a UwU poow ^.^ owd man, 
UwU As :33 fuww >_> of >w< gwief as :33 age; wwetched in >_> both. 
>w< If ^.^ it >w< be you UwU that OwO stiws ^.^ these x3 daughtews' hearts 
uWu Against theiw fathew, OwO foow me ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much 
ÚwÚ To bear ^.^ it >w< tamewy; ^.^ touch me with x3 nyobwe angew, 
And let ^.^ nyot women's x3 weapons, >w< watew drops, 
Stain my ÚwÚ man's cheeks! No, you uWu unnyatuwaw uWu hags! 
I uWu wiww ^.^ have such revenges uWu on you uWu both 
:33 That >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd shaww- I uWu wiww ^-^ do such things- 
What uWu they awe >_> yet, I xDD knyow not; uWu but uWu they uWu shaww >w< be 
The terrors >_> of OwO the earth! You ÚwÚ think I'll weep. 
No, I'll ^.^ nyot weep. 
I ^.^ have :33 fuww cause >_> of :3 weeping, uWu but :3 this OwO heawt 
:33 Shaww >_< bweak OwO into :3 a ^-^ hundwed ^w^ thousand :3 fwaws 
Ow ewe I'll weep. :3 O fool, I uWu shaww >w< go uWu mad! 
>_< Exeunt Lear, ^-^ Gwoucestew, ^.^ Kent, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Foow. Storm ÚwÚ and 
^w^ tempest. 
OwO Cown. >_> Wet OwO us withdwaw; 'twill >w< be :3 a ^.^ stowm. 
UwU Weg. :3 This house :3 is >w< wittwe; OwO the ^.^ owd man ÚwÚ and xDD 's ^w^ peopwe 
Cannyot >w< be ;;w;; weww >w< bestow'd. 
uWu Gon. ^.^ 'Tis his >_> own ^-^ bwame; ;;w;; hath >w< put ^-^ himsewf ^-^ fwom west 
And >w< must ^.^ nyeeds ÚwÚ taste his fowwy. 
UwU Weg. >_< Fow his :33 pawticuwaw, I'll weceive him UwU gwadwy, 
But ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye x3 fowwowew. 
uWu Gon. ^w^ So x3 am I purpos'd. 
:3 Whewe :3 is my Wowd >_> of >w< Gwoucestew? 
OwO Cown. >_< Fowwowed OwO the ^.^ owd man fowth. 

x3 Entew ^w^ Gwoucestew. 

ÚwÚ He :3 is ;;w;; wetuwn'd. 
>w< Gwou. The UwU King :3 is in UwU high xDD wage. 
OwO Cown. Whither :3 is ^.^ he going? 
>w< Gwou. ÚwÚ He calls ^-^ to OwO howse, uWu but uWu wiww I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot whither. 
OwO Cown. ^.^ 'Tis :33 best ^-^ to ^w^ give him OwO way; ^.^ he weads :3 himsewf. 
uWu Gon. UwU My lord, entweat him uWu by nyo :3 means ^-^ to >_> stay. 
>w< Gwou. Awack, OwO the night comes OwO on, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< bweak x3 winds 
Do sorely uWu wuffwe. >_< Fow many :3 miwes about 
There's scarce :3 a bush. 
UwU Weg. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to wilful x3 men 
The injuwies UwU that uWu they themsewves procure 
Must >w< be theiw >_< schoowmastews. OwO Shut OwO up >_> youw doows. 
ÚwÚ He :3 is attended with :3 a desperate OwO twain, 
And what uWu they ^-^ may >_> incense him ^.^ to, being :3 apt 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have his ear abus'd, OwO wisdom >_< bids fear. 
OwO Cown. OwO Shut OwO up >_> youw doors, my uWu wowd: 'tis :3 a wiwd ^-^ nyight. 
UwU My :33 Wegan counsels :33 weww. Come >_< out o' th' ^.^ stowm. [Exeunt.] 




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^-^ ACT III. Scene :3 I. 
OwO A heath. 

Storm ^.^ stiww. x3 Entew xDD Kent ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ Gentweman at uWu sevewaw doows. 

x3 Kent. >w< Who's there, >w< besides ;;w;; fouw weather? 
:33 Gent. >_< Onye >_> minded >_< wike OwO the xDD weathew, UwU most ;;w;; unquietwy. 
x3 Kent. I xDD knyow you. Where's OwO the ^.^ King? 
:33 Gent. Contending with OwO the fretful uWu ewements; 
Bids OwO the ^.^ wind blow OwO the :3 eawth OwO into OwO the >_< sea, 
Ow sweww OwO the ^.^ cuwwed UwU watews >w< 'buv OwO the :33 main, 
:33 That >w< things UwU might >_> change ^w^ ow uWu cease; ;;w;; teaws his >_> white >_> haiw, 
^w^ Which OwO the :3 impetuous ^.^ bwasts, with eyeless wage, 
>_> Catch in theiw :3 fuwy ÚwÚ and ^-^ make nyothing >w< of; 
OwO Stwives in his wittwe x3 wowwd >_> of man ^-^ to OwO outscown 
The xDD to-and-fwo-confwicting ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and :33 wain. 
:3 This night, wherein OwO the cub-dwawn bear would couch, 
The x3 wion ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; bewwy-pinched ^.^ wowf 
Keep theiw x3 fuw >_> dwy, unbonnyeted ^.^ he wuns, 
And >_< bids what uWu wiww UwU take all. 
x3 Kent. But ^-^ who :3 is with OwO him? 
:33 Gent. None uWu but OwO the fool, ^-^ who x3 wabouws ^-^ to outjest 
His heawt-stwuck >w< injuwies. 
x3 Kent. >_> Siw, I ^-^ do xDD knyow you, 
And dare x3 upon OwO the ;;w;; wawwant >_> of my ^-^ nyote 
ÚwÚ Commend :3 a dear xDD thing ^-^ to you. Thewe :3 is *looks away* division 
OwO (Awthough as ÚwÚ yet OwO the ;;w;; face >_> of ^.^ it >w< be uWu cuvw'd 
x3 With OwO mutuaw x3 cunnying) :33 'twixt Awbany ÚwÚ and OwO Cownwaww; 
OwO Who ^.^ have >w< (as ^-^ who ^.^ have ;;w;; nyot, UwU that theiw gweat x3 staws 
Thron'd ÚwÚ and xDD set ÚwÚ high?) servants, ^-^ who ÚwÚ seem nyo ^.^ wess, 
^w^ Which awe ^-^ to Fwance OwO the spies ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ specuwations 
Intelligent >_> of ^-^ ouw state. What ;;w;; hath >_< been ^.^ seen, 
x3 Eithew in ÚwÚ snyuffs ÚwÚ and >w< packings >_> of OwO the Dukes, 
Ow OwO the ^-^ hawd rein ;;w;; which uWu both >_> of them ^.^ have ÚwÚ bownye 
uWu Against OwO the ^.^ owd >w< kind ;;w;; King, ^w^ ow xDD something deeper, 
x3 Wheweof, UwU pewchance, ^.^ these awe uWu but furnishings- 
But, OwO twue ^.^ it ;;w;; is, ^-^ fwom Fwance there comes :3 a power 
x3 Into :3 this ;;w;; scattewed UwU kingdom, ^-^ who uWu awweady, 
xDD Wise in ^-^ ouw nyegwigence, ^.^ have >w< secwet :3 feet 
UwU In >w< some >_> of ^-^ ouw :33 best ;;w;; powts ÚwÚ and awe at point 
ÚwÚ To show theiw open ;;w;; bannyew. Nyow ^-^ to >w< you: 
>w< If uWu on my ÚwÚ cwedit you dare build OwO so :3 faw 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make >_> youw ÚwÚ speed ^-^ to Dover, you uWu shaww find 
uWu Some UwU that uWu wiww :3 thank you, :33 making ^.^ just wepowt 
x3 Of how uWu unnyatuwaw ÚwÚ and ^.^ bemadding UwU sowwow 
The UwU King ;;w;; hath cause ^-^ to plain. 
I x3 am :3 a ^-^ gentweman >_> of UwU bwood ÚwÚ and breeding, 
And ^-^ fwom >w< some knowledge ÚwÚ and assuwance :3 offew 
:3 This >w< office ^-^ to you. 
:33 Gent. I uWu wiww talk further with you. 
x3 Kent. No, ^-^ do not. 
>_< Fow >_> confiwmation UwU that I x3 am >w< much ^-^ mowe 
>w< Than my UwU out-waww, open :3 this >_> puwse ÚwÚ and UwU take 
What ^.^ it xDD contains. >w< If you uWu shaww UwU see Cordelia 
UwU (As ;;w;; feaw ^.^ nyot uWu but you shall), show xDD hew :3 this ;;w;; wing, 
And ^.^ she uWu wiww tell you ^-^ who >_> youw :3 fewwow :3 is 
:33 That ÚwÚ yet you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot know. ;;w;; Fie uWu on :3 this :33 stowm! 
I uWu wiww >w< go >w< seek OwO the King. 
:33 Gent. >w< Give me >_> youw hand. >_< Have you nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to ^w^ say? 
x3 Kent. :3 Few x3 wowds, ;;w;; but, ^-^ to >_> effect, ^-^ mowe than >w< aww :33 yet: 
That, when ^-^ we ^.^ have ;;w;; found OwO the UwU King >_> (in ;;w;; which >_> youw pain 
:33 That >_< way, I'll this), ^.^ he UwU that ^.^ fiwst lights uWu on him 
Howwa OwO the other. 
>_< Exeunt uWu [sevewawwy]. 




Scene >_> II. 
>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the heath. 

Storm ^.^ stiww. x3 Entew OwO Weaw ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Foow. 

Lear. >_> Bwow, ^.^ winds, ÚwÚ and >_< cwack >_> youw cheeks! rage! bwow! 
You >_> catawacts ÚwÚ and ^.^ huwwicanyoes, >_> spout 
;;w;; Tiww you ^.^ have ;;w;; dwench'd ^-^ ouw >_> steepwes, ÚwÚ dwown'd OwO the >_> cocks! 
You ÚwÚ suwph'wous ÚwÚ and thought-executing xDD fiwes, 
>_> Vaunt-couwiews ^-^ to oak-cweaving thunderbolts, 
^.^ Singe my >_> white head! And thou, all-shaking thunder, 
Stwike fwat OwO the OwO thick rotundity o' th' UwU wowwd, 
^.^ Cwack x3 Nyatuwe's :33 mouwds, >w< aww ;;w;; gewmains uWu spiww at once, 
:33 That makes >_< ingwatefuw ^w^ man! 
;;w;; Foow. :3 O :3 nyuncwe, couwt holy >w< watew in :3 a OwO dwy house :3 is better than :3 this 
;;w;; wain >w< watew >_< out o' ^w^ doow. Good :3 nyuncwe, ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ ask >w< thy daughters 
blessing! Here's :3 a night UwU pities nether xDD wise x3 men :3 nyow fools. 
Lear. OwO Wumbwe >w< thy :3 bewwyfuw! ÚwÚ Spit, ÚwÚ fiwe! spout, rain! 
Nyow wain, wind, thunder, x3 fiwe awe my :33 daughtews. 
I >_> tax ^.^ nyot you, you elements, with ;;w;; unkindnyess. 
I never >_> gave you UwU kingdom, xDD caww'd you ^-^ chiwdwen, 
You owe me nyo :3 subscwiption. ;;w;; Then let ^-^ faww 
Your horrible ÚwÚ pweasuwe. ;;w;; Hewe I ^.^ stand >_> youw slave, 
OwO A xDD poow, >_< infiwm, ;;w;; weak, ÚwÚ and UwU despis'd ^.^ owd xDD man. 
But ÚwÚ yet I caww you sewviwe minyistews, 
:33 That uWu wiww with two pernicious daughters >_> join 
Your :3 high-engendew'd ^.^ battwes >w< 'gainst :3 a head 
^w^ So ^.^ owd ÚwÚ and >_> white as x3 this! O! O! 'tis fouw! 
;;w;; Foow. ÚwÚ He UwU that >_> has :3 a house ^-^ to >w< put xDD 's head in >_> has :3 a good x3 head-piece. 
The x3 codpiece UwU that uWu wiww house 
Before OwO the head >_> has >_< any, 
The head ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< wouse: 
^w^ So >_< beggaws ÚwÚ mawwy ^.^ many. 
The man UwU that makes his >_> toe 
What ^.^ he his OwO heawt shouwd ^-^ make 
:33 Shaww >_> of :3 a >w< cown x3 cwy x3 woe, 
And xDD tuwn his ;;w;; sweep ^-^ to :33 wake. 
>_< Fow there ÚwÚ was never ÚwÚ yet fair ^-^ woman uWu but ^.^ she :3 made OwO mouths in :3 a 
gwass. 

x3 Entew x3 Kent. 

Lear. No, I uWu wiww >w< be OwO the ^w^ pattewn >_> of >w< aww patience; 
I uWu wiww uWu say nothing. 
x3 Kent. >w< Who's thewe? 
;;w;; Foow. x3 Mawwy, >w< hewe's OwO gwace ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ codpiece; that's :3 a xDD wise man ÚwÚ and :3 a 
>_> foow. 
x3 Kent. ^.^ Awas, ;;w;; siw, awe you hewe? OwO Things UwU that love night 
^-^ Wuv ^.^ nyot such nyights as :3 these. The xDD wwathfuw >_< skies 
;;w;; Gawwow OwO the vewy ^-^ wandewews >_> of OwO the dark 
And ^-^ make them ^-^ keep theiw caves. x3 Since I ÚwÚ was man, 
Such sheets >_> of fire, such bursts >_> of horrid thunder, 
Such groans >_> of roaring ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and wain, I never 
Wemembew ^-^ to ^.^ have UwU heawd. >w< Man's ^-^ nyatuwe cannyot carry 
^-^ Th' affliction :3 nyow OwO the fear. 
Lear. >_> Wet OwO the gweat >_< gods, 
:33 That ^-^ keep :3 this dreadful ;;w;; puddew o'ew ^-^ ouw UwU heads, 
Find >_< out theiw >_> enyemies OwO nyow. Tremble, :3 thou >_< wwetch, 
:33 That x3 hast within ÚwÚ thee undivulged >w< cwimes 
>_> Unwhipp'd >_> of :33 justice. :33 Hide ^.^ thee, :3 thou bwoody >w< hand; 
Thou uWu pewjuw'd, ÚwÚ and :3 thou simuwaw man >_> of :3 viwtue 
:33 That art uWu incestuous. x3 Caitiff, in ;;w;; pieces >_< shake 
:33 That uWu undew covert ÚwÚ and UwU convenyient seeming 
xDD Hast practis'd uWu on ÚwÚ man's wife. Close OwO pent-up x3 guiwts, 
Wive >_> youw >w< conceawing :3 continyents, ÚwÚ and x3 cwy 
^.^ These dreadful summoners >_< gwace. I x3 am :3 a man 
Mowe :3 sinn'd x3 against than UwU sinnying. 
x3 Kent. Awack, ^w^ baweheaded? 
xDD Gwacious my lord, ^-^ hawd uWu by here :3 is :3 a huvw; 
uWu Some friendship uWu wiww ^.^ it lend you >w< 'gainst OwO the ^w^ tempest. 
^w^ Wepose you there, UwU whiwst I ^-^ to :3 this ^-^ hawd house 
^.^ (Mowe x3 hawdew than OwO the >w< stonyes ^w^ wheweof 'tis >w< wais'd, 
^w^ Which x3 even uWu but nyow, ÚwÚ demanding aftew you, 
^-^ Denyied me ^-^ to come in) return, ÚwÚ and x3 fowce 
Their scanted courtesy. 
Lear. UwU My xDD wits begin ^-^ to OwO tuwn. 
Come OwO on, my ÚwÚ boy. OwO How dost, my x3 boy? Awt ;;w;; cowd? 
I x3 am x3 cowd ^-^ mysewf. :3 Whewe :3 is :3 this straw, my fewwow? 
The art >_> of ^-^ ouw ^-^ nyecessities :3 is stwange, 
:33 That can ^-^ make :3 viwe >w< things xDD pwecious. ^w^ Come, >_> youw :33 huvw. 
OwO Poow OwO foow ÚwÚ and >_< knyave, I ^.^ have ^-^ onye part in my OwO heawt 
^.^ That's >_< sowwy ÚwÚ yet uWu fow thee. 
;;w;; Foow. [sings] 

ÚwÚ He UwU that >_> has ÚwÚ and :3 a wittwe uWu tiny :33 wit- 
x3 With xDD hey, ^w^ ho, OwO the ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and OwO the rain- 
Must ^-^ make ^.^ content with his :3 fowtunyes ^.^ fit, 
>_< Fow OwO the ;;w;; wain ^.^ it raineth every day. 

Lear. ÚwÚ Twue, my good ÚwÚ boy. ^w^ Come, bwing OwO us ^-^ to :3 this :33 huvw. 
>_< Exeunt [Weaw ÚwÚ and UwU Kent]. 
;;w;; Foow. :3 This :3 is :3 a bwave night ^-^ to cool :3 a couwtesan. I'll speak :3 a 
prophecy ewe I go: 
When priests awe ^-^ mowe in >_> wowd than matter; 
When >w< bwewews mar theiw malt with water; 
When nobles awe theiw taiwows' xDD tutows, 
:3 Nyo OwO hewetics burn'd, uWu but >_< wenches' ÚwÚ suitows; 
When every UwU case in OwO waw :3 is >_< wight, 
:3 Nyo squire in >_> debt :3 nyow nyo UwU poow OwO knyight; 
When swandews ^-^ do ^.^ nyot live in OwO tongues, 
Nyow cutpuwses come ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO thwongs; 
When ^.^ usuwews tell theiw gold >w< i' th' field, 
And ^.^ bawds ÚwÚ and >w< whowes ^-^ do chuwches build: 
;;w;; Then uWu shaww OwO the >_< weawm >_> of Albion 
Come ^-^ to gweat UwU confusion. 
;;w;; Then comes OwO the UwU time, ^-^ who ;;w;; wives ^-^ to >_< see't, 
:33 That ^-^ going uWu shaww >w< be :33 us'd with ;;w;; feet. 
:3 This prophecy ^-^ Mewwin uWu shaww >_> make, uWu fow I live before his xDD time. 
UwU Exit. 




Scene III. 
:33 Gwoucestew's Castle. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ Gwoucestew ÚwÚ and ^.^ Edmund. 

>w< Gwou. Awack, :33 awack, ^.^ Edmund, I >_< wike ^.^ nyot :3 this uWu unnyatuwaw deawing! When 
I >w< desiw'd theiw xDD weave UwU that I UwU might ^-^ pity ^w^ him, uWu they took ^-^ fwom me 
OwO the ;;w;; use >_> of >_< minye >_> own OwO house, OwO chawg'd me uWu on pain >_> of x3 pewpetuaw 
xDD dispweasuwe neither ^-^ to speak >_> of ^w^ him, entweat uWu fow ^w^ him, :3 nyow ^-^ any 
uWu way sustain >_> him. 
Edm. uWu Most savage ÚwÚ and unnyatuwaw! 
>w< Gwou. uWu Go to; uWu say you nothing. Thewe :3 is *looks away* division ;;w;; betwixt OwO the Dukes, 
ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< wowse matter than ;;w;; that. I ^.^ have >_< weceived :3 a letter :3 this 
night- 'tis dangewous ^-^ to >w< be spoken- I ^.^ have wock'd OwO the letter in 
my ^w^ cwoset. ^.^ These injuwies OwO the UwU King :3 nyow uWu beaws uWu wiww >w< be :33 wevenged 
>_< home; :33 thewe's part >_> of :3 a power already OwO footed; ^-^ we >w< must :33 incwinye ^-^ to 
OwO the King. I uWu wiww >w< seek him ÚwÚ and privily relieve >_> him. uWu Go you ÚwÚ and 
maintain talk with OwO the Duke, UwU that my charity >w< be ^.^ nyot >_> of him 
perceived. >w< If ^.^ he ÚwÚ ask uWu fow uWu me, I x3 am i-iww ÚwÚ and gonye ^-^ to bed. ^-^ Though I 
die UwU fow't, as nyo less :3 is threat'ned uWu me, OwO the UwU King my ^.^ owd ^w^ mastew 
>w< must >w< be relieved. Thewe :3 is >w< some ÚwÚ stwange xDD thing toward, ^.^ Edmund. 
;;w;; Pway you >w< be UwU cawefuw. UwU Exit. 
Edm. :3 This couwtesy, fowbid ^.^ thee, uWu shaww OwO the UwU Duke 
Instantwy >w< knyow, ÚwÚ and >_> of UwU that letter ^w^ too. 
:3 This uWu seems :3 a fair desewving, ÚwÚ and >w< must dwaw me 
:33 That ;;w;; which my fathew :33 woses- nyo less than all. 
The ^.^ youngew >w< wises when OwO the ^.^ owd doth OwO faww. UwU Exit. 




Scene ^.^ IV. 
The heath. Before :3 a :33 huvw. 

Storm ^.^ stiww. x3 Entew Lear, ^.^ Kent, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Foow. 

x3 Kent. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the place, my :33 wowd. Good my lord, >_> entew. 
The ^w^ tywanny >_> of OwO the open night xDD 's xDD too xDD wough 
>_< Fow ^-^ nyatuwe ^-^ to endure. 
Lear. >_> Wet me awonye. 
x3 Kent. Good my lord, ÚwÚ entew here. 
Lear. uWu Wiwt >_< bweak my :3 heawt? 
x3 Kent. I xDD had wathew >_< bweak >_< minye >w< own. Good my lord, >_> entew. 
Lear. Thou think'st 'tis >w< much UwU that :3 this ÚwÚ contentious :3 stowm 
xDD Invades OwO us ^-^ to OwO the skin. ^w^ So 'tis ^-^ to thee; 
But xDD whewe OwO the gweatew mawady :3 is xDD fix'd, 
The ^.^ wessew :3 is scarce felt. xDD Thou'dst :3 shun :3 a bear; 
But ^-^ if >w< thy flight uWu way towawd OwO the >_< waging >_< sea, 
xDD Thou'dst ^.^ meet OwO the bear >w< i' th' UwU mouth. When OwO the xDD mind's ^.^ fwee, 
The body's delicate. The ^w^ tempest in my :33 mind 
^-^ Doth ^-^ fwom my UwU senses UwU take >w< aww feeling ewse 
ÚwÚ Save what x3 beats ^.^ thewe. ÚwÚ Fiwiaw ingratitude! 
^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot as :3 this OwO mouth shouwd >w< teaw :3 this hand 
>_< Fow ;;w;; wifting >_< food to't? But I uWu wiww punish x3 home! 
No, I uWu wiww weep nyo more. UwU In such :3 a night 
xDD 'To OwO shut me ;;w;; out! uWu Pouw OwO on; I uWu wiww endure. 
UwU In such :3 a night as x3 this! :3 O Regan, Goneril! 
Your ^.^ owd >w< kind fathew, uWu whose :3 fwank OwO heawt >_> gave all! 
:33 O, UwU that uWu way UwU madnyess wies; let me :3 shun >w< that! 
:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of ;;w;; that. 
x3 Kent. Good my lord, ÚwÚ entew here. 
Lear. ÚwÚ Pwithee >w< go in thysewf; >w< seek UwU thinye >_> own OwO ease. 
:3 This ^w^ tempest uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to ponder 
uWu On >w< things would hurt me more. But I'll >w< go in. 
uWu [To OwO the OwO Foow] ;;w;; In, >w< boy; >w< go fiwst.- You housewess x3 puvwty- 
;;w;; Nyay, >_< get ÚwÚ thee in. I'll pray, ÚwÚ and then I'll ^-^ sweep. 
Exit ;;w;; [Foow]. 
OwO Poow ^.^ nyaked wwetches, wheresoe'er you awe, 
:33 That xDD bide OwO the xDD pewting >_> of :3 this pitiless storm, 
OwO How uWu shaww >_> youw housewess :3 heads ÚwÚ and ^.^ unfed :3 sides, 
Your woop'd ÚwÚ and uWu window'd >w< waggednyess, ^w^ defend you 
From >_< seasons such as ^w^ these? :33 O, I ^.^ have ta'en 
:3 Too wittwe cawe >_> of x3 this! ;;w;; Take physic, ^-^ pomp; 
Expose thyself ^-^ to ;;w;; feew what wwetches x3 feew, 
:33 That :3 thou uWu mayst >_< shake OwO the supewfwux ^-^ to them 
And show OwO the uWu heavens ^-^ mowe :3 just. 
Edg. ^-^ [within] OwO Fathom ÚwÚ and ^.^ hawf, ;;w;; fathom ÚwÚ and hawf! OwO Poow >w< Tom! 

x3 Entew Foow ^.^ [fwom OwO the ÚwÚ huvw]. 

;;w;; Foow. Come ^.^ nyot in ;;w;; hewe, :3 nyuncwe, >w< hewe's :3 a spirit. Hewp uWu me, ^w^ hewp UwU me! 
x3 Kent. >w< Give me >w< thy hand. >w< Who's thewe? 
;;w;; Foow. OwO A ^.^ spiwit, :3 a spirit! ÚwÚ He :33 says his nyame's UwU poow ^-^ Tom. 
x3 Kent. What art :3 thou UwU that OwO dost >_< gwumbwe there >w< i' th' straw? 
Come fowth. 

x3 Entew Edgar OwO [disguised as :3 a madman]. 

Edg. xDD Away! OwO the ;;w;; fouw x3 fiend UwU fowwows UwU me! ^.^ Thwough OwO the shawp hawthown 
uWu bwows OwO the x3 cowd wind. :33 Humh! >w< go ^-^ to >w< thy x3 cowd :33 bed, ÚwÚ and warm thee. 
Lear. xDD Hast :3 thou >w< given >w< aww ^-^ to >w< thy two daughtews, ÚwÚ and art :3 thou come 
^-^ to uWu this? 
Edg. OwO Who gives ^w^ anything ^-^ to UwU poow OwO Tom? xDD whom OwO the ;;w;; fouw x3 fiend ;;w;; hath wed 
OwO thwough x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and OwO thwough >_< fwame, OwO thwough ^-^ fowd ÚwÚ and whirlpool, o'ew 
OwO bog ÚwÚ and quagmire; UwU that ;;w;; hath >_> waid :33 knyives uWu undew his piwwow ÚwÚ and 
;;w;; hawtews in his >_> pew, xDD set ratsbane uWu by his ^-^ powwidge, :3 made him >_> pwoud 
>_> of xDD heawt, ^-^ to ride uWu on :3 a :33 bay trotting horse xDD uvw x3 fouw-inch'd 
:33 bwidges, ^-^ to ^-^ couwse his >_> own ;;w;; shadow uWu fow :3 a ^-^ twaitow. ^w^ Bwess >w< thy five 
ÚwÚ wits! UwU Tom xDD 's acold. :33 O, ^-^ do de, ^-^ do de, ^-^ do de. ^w^ Bwess ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom 
whirlwinds, :33 staw-bwasting, ÚwÚ and ^w^ taking! Do UwU poow UwU Tom >w< some ^w^ chawity, 
xDD whom OwO the ;;w;; fouw x3 fiend vexes. Thewe :33 couwd I ^.^ have him >w< nyow- ÚwÚ and UwU thewe- 
ÚwÚ and there xDD again- ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thewe! 
Storm ^.^ stiww. 
Lear. >_> What, ^.^ have his daughters ^w^ bwought him ^-^ to :3 this :33 pass? 
^w^ Couwdst :3 thou :33 save :3 nyothing? >w< Didst :3 thou ^w^ give >w< 'em all? 
;;w;; Foow. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ he ^-^ wesewv'd :3 a blanket, ewse ^-^ we xDD had >_< been >w< aww uWu sham'd. 
Lear. Nyow >w< aww OwO the pwagues UwU that in OwO the pendulous ÚwÚ aiw 
>w< Hang :33 fated o'ew xDD men's faults ^.^ wight uWu on >w< thy daughters! 
x3 Kent. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath nyo daughtews, sir. 
Lear. Death, traitor! nyothing :33 couwd ^.^ have subdu'd ^-^ nyatuwe 
ÚwÚ To such :3 a uWu wownyess uWu but his UwU unkind :33 daughtews. 
^-^ Is ^.^ it OwO the ^.^ fashion UwU that ÚwÚ discawded fathews 
;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ have ;;w;; thus wittwe UwU mewcy uWu on theiw flesh? 
OwO Judicious punishment! ÚwÚ 'Twas :3 this ^.^ fwesh ;;w;; begot 
Those pelican :33 daughtews. 
Edg. Piwwicock xDD sat uWu on Pillicock's :3 Hiww. ;;w;; 'Awwow, >_< 'awwow, woo, woo! 
;;w;; Foow. :3 This x3 cowd night uWu wiww xDD tuwn OwO us >w< aww ^-^ to fools ÚwÚ and >w< madmen. 
Edg. ;;w;; Take ^w^ heed o' th' ;;w;; fouw x3 fiend; ^-^ obey >w< thy parents: ^-^ keep >w< thy >_> wowd 
UwU justwy; uWu sweaw not; commit ^.^ nyot with ÚwÚ man's sworn spouse; xDD set ^.^ nyot 
>w< thy ^w^ sweet OwO heawt uWu on >_> pwoud array. UwU Tom xDD 's acold. 
Lear. What x3 hast :3 thou :3 been? 
Edg. OwO A :3 sewvingman, >_> pwoud in OwO heawt ÚwÚ and mind; UwU that ;;w;; cuww'd my >_> haiw, 
:33 wowe ;;w;; gwuvs in my xDD cap; sewv'd OwO the wust >_> of my x3 mistwess' OwO heawt ÚwÚ and 
>_> did OwO the ^.^ act >_> of :3 dawknyess with UwU hew; :33 swowe as many oaths as I ^-^ spake 
x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and x3 bwoke them in OwO the ^w^ sweet ;;w;; face >_> of ^-^ heaven; ^-^ onye UwU that 
>w< swept in OwO the ;;w;; contwiving >_> of >w< wust, ÚwÚ and >w< wak'd ^-^ to ^-^ do it. xDD Winye :33 wov'd 
I OwO deepwy, dice deawwy; ÚwÚ and in ^-^ woman out-paramour'd OwO the >w< Tuwk. 
UwU Fawse >_> of xDD heawt, ^.^ wight >_> of eaw, bwoody >_> of >w< hand; ^w^ hog in sloth, :3 fox 
in steawth, ^.^ wowf in UwU gweedinyess, ^.^ dog in UwU madnyess, x3 wion in >w< pwey. 
>_> Wet ^.^ nyot OwO the :3 cweaking >_> of ÚwÚ shoes :3 nyow OwO the rustling >_> of silks :33 betway 
>w< thy UwU poow OwO heawt ^-^ to OwO woman. Keep >w< thy foot >_< out >_> of :33 bwothew, >w< thy hand 
>_< out >_> of :33 pwacket, >w< thy ;;w;; pen ^-^ fwom wendew's book, ÚwÚ and :33 defy OwO the ;;w;; fouw 
:33 fiend. OwO Stiww OwO thwough OwO the hawthown uWu bwows OwO the x3 cowd >_> wind; :33 says 
^.^ suum, UwU mun, xDD hey, no, ^w^ nyonny. uWu Dowphin my OwO boy, my OwO boy, >w< sessa! let 
him UwU twot by. 
Storm ^.^ stiww. 
Lear. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou ^w^ wewt better in >w< thy grave than ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew with >w< thy 
:33 uncuvw'd ÚwÚ body :3 this >_> extwemity >_> of OwO the ^-^ skies. ^-^ Is man nyo ^-^ mowe than 
uWu this? Consider him :33 weww. Thou :3 ow'st OwO the wowm nyo silk, OwO the beast 
nyo >_> hide, OwO the ;;w;; sheep nyo wool, OwO the ÚwÚ cat nyo OwO pewfume. Ha! Here's three 
on's awe sophisticated! Thou art OwO the xDD thing itself; 
;;w;; unyaccommodated man :3 is nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but such :3 a xDD poow, OwO bawe, ^-^ fowked 
^-^ anyimaw as :3 thou awt. >_< Off, OwO off, you ÚwÚ wendings! ^w^ Come, unbutton 
here. 
:33 [Teaws at his >_> cwothes.] 
;;w;; Foow. Prithee, :3 nyuncwe, >w< be ;;w;; contented! ^.^ 'Tis :3 a ^-^ nyaughty night ^-^ to OwO swim 
in. Nyow :3 a wittwe x3 fiwe in :3 a wiwd field ;;w;; wewe >_< wike OwO an ^.^ owd ÚwÚ wechew's 
>_> heawt- :3 a small spark, >w< aww OwO the west on's ÚwÚ body cold. Look, here 
comes :3 a walking >w< fiwe. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ Gwoucestew with :3 a ^.^ towch. 

Edg. :3 This :3 is OwO the ;;w;; fouw x3 fiend ^-^ Fwibbewtigibbet. ÚwÚ He begins at curfew, 
ÚwÚ and walks ÚwÚ tiww OwO the ^.^ fiwst xDD cock. ÚwÚ He gives OwO the ^-^ web ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< pin, 
^-^ squints OwO the eye, ÚwÚ and makes OwO the hawewip; miwdews OwO the >_> white uWu wheat, 
ÚwÚ and hurts OwO the UwU poow ;;w;; cweatuwe >_> of xDD eawth. 

x3 Saint x3 Withowd footed ÚwÚ thwice OwO the 'owd; 
ÚwÚ He met OwO the ^-^ nyightmawe, ÚwÚ and xDD hew :33 nyinye >_< fowd; 
UwU Bid xDD hew :3 awight 
And xDD hew troth ^-^ pwight, 
And awoint ^.^ thee, witch, awoint thee! 

x3 Kent. OwO How fares >_> youw :33 Gwace? 
Lear. What's x3 he? 
x3 Kent. >w< Who's thewe? What :3 is't you seek? 
>w< Gwou. What awe you thewe? Your names? 
Edg. OwO Poow ^.^ Tom, UwU that ;;w;; eats OwO the >_> swimming fwog, OwO the x3 toad, OwO the uWu todpowe, 
OwO the :33 waww-nyewt ÚwÚ and OwO the water; UwU that in OwO the :3 fuwy >_> of his xDD heawt, when 
OwO the ;;w;; fouw x3 fiend rages, ;;w;; eats cow-dung uWu fow sawwets, UwU swawwows OwO the 
^.^ owd uWu wat ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD ditch-dog, dwinks OwO the green mantle >_> of OwO the 
standing >_< poow; ^-^ who :3 is :3 whipp'd ^-^ fwom >_< tithing ^-^ to ^w^ tithing, ÚwÚ and 
^-^ stock-punyish'd ÚwÚ and >w< impwison'd; ^-^ who ;;w;; hath xDD had three ÚwÚ suits ^-^ to his 
^w^ back, OwO six uWu shiwts ^-^ to his body, horse ^-^ to ride, ÚwÚ and weapons ^-^ to 
;;w;; weaw; 

But xDD mice ÚwÚ and ^w^ wats, ÚwÚ and such small ;;w;; deew, 
>_< Have >_< been Tom's >_< food uWu fow :3 seven wong xDD yeaw. 

>_< Bewawe my x3 fowwowew. Peace, >_> Smuwkin! :3 peace, :3 thou ^-^ fiend! 
>w< Gwou. >_> What, ;;w;; hath >_> youw OwO Gwace nyo better xDD company? 
Edg. The pwince >_> of :3 dawknyess :3 is :3 a gentweman! 
Modo :33 he's call'd, ÚwÚ and uWu Mahu. 
>w< Gwou. Our ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and UwU bwood :3 is UwU gwown OwO so vile, my lord, 
:33 That ^.^ it doth UwU hate what gets it. 
Edg. OwO Poow UwU Tom xDD 's acold. 
>w< Gwou. uWu Go in with >_> me. UwU My >_> duty cannyot suffer 
^.^ T' ^-^ obey in >w< aww >_> youw x3 daughtews' ^-^ hawd >_< commands. 
^-^ Though theiw x3 injunction >w< be ^-^ to bar my :33 doows 
And let :3 this tyrannous night UwU take howd x3 upon you, 
>_> Yet ^.^ have I ventuw'd ^-^ to come >w< seek you >_< out 
And bwing you xDD whewe uWu both x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and >_< food :3 is weady. 
Lear. >w< Fiwst let me talk with :3 this :3 phiwosophew. 
What :3 is OwO the cause >_> of :33 thundew? 
x3 Kent. Good my lord, UwU take his ;;w;; offew; >w< go OwO into th' >_< house. 
Lear. I'll talk :3 a >_> wowd with :3 this >_> same ^w^ weawnyed >_> Theban. 
What :3 is >_> youw >w< study? 
Edg. OwO How ^-^ to >w< pwevent OwO the x3 fiend ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :33 kiww ÚwÚ vewmin. 
Lear. >_> Wet me ÚwÚ ask you ^-^ onye >_> wowd in ^w^ pwivate. 
x3 Kent. UwU Impowtunye him UwU once ^-^ mowe ^-^ to ÚwÚ go, my :33 wowd. 
His xDD wits begin x3 t' unsettwe. 
>w< Gwou. OwO Canst :3 thou blame OwO him? 
Storm ^.^ stiww. 
His daughters >w< seek his :33 death. xDD Ah, UwU that good >w< Kent! 
ÚwÚ He ^w^ said ^.^ it would >w< be UwU thus- UwU poow banish'd ^w^ man! 
Thou xDD say'st OwO the UwU King grows mad: I'll tell ^.^ thee, OwO fwiend, 
I x3 am ^w^ awmost mad ^-^ mysewf. I xDD had :3 a UwU son, 
Nyow outlaw'd ^-^ fwom my bwood. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ sought my life 
But ^w^ watewy, vewy late. I :33 wov'd ^w^ him, xDD fwiend- 
:3 Nyo fathew his :3 son ^w^ deawew. ^.^ Twue ^-^ to tell ^.^ thee, 
The >w< gwief ;;w;; hath craz'd my UwU wits. What :3 a night xDD 's x3 this! 
I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw ^w^ Gwace- 
Lear. :33 O, x3 cwy you >w< mewcy, sir. 
x3 Nyobwe xDD phiwosophew, >_> youw :33 company. 
Edg. Tom's acold. 
>w< Gwou. ;;w;; In, fewwow, there, OwO into th' huvw; ^-^ keep ÚwÚ thee wawm. 
Lear. ^w^ Come, wet's in all. 
x3 Kent. :3 This >_< way, my :33 wowd. 
Lear. x3 With :3 him! 
I uWu wiww ^-^ keep still with my :3 phiwosophew. 
x3 Kent. Good my lord, >_> soothe him; let him UwU take OwO the fewwow. 
>w< Gwou. ;;w;; Take him you x3 on. 
x3 Kent. Sirrah, come OwO on; >w< go ÚwÚ awong with ÚwÚ us. 
Lear. ^w^ Come, good Athenyian. 
>w< Gwou. :3 Nyo x3 wowds, nyo UwU wowds! hush. 
Edg. OwO Chiwd >_< Wowwand ^-^ to OwO the dark UwU towew :33 came; 
His >_> wowd ÚwÚ was still 

:33 Fie, OwO foh, ÚwÚ and fum! 
I smell OwO the UwU bwood >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ Bwitish xDD man. 
OwO Exeunt. 

Scene :3 V. 
:33 Gwoucestew's Castle. 

x3 Entew >w< Cownwaww ÚwÚ and ^.^ Edmund. 

OwO Cown. I uWu wiww ^.^ have my wevenge ewe I xDD depawt his >_< house. 
Edm. ^-^ How, my lord, I ^-^ may >w< be censuwed, UwU that ^-^ nyatuwe ;;w;; thus gives uWu way ^-^ to 
^w^ woyawty, xDD something ^-^ feaws me ^-^ to ÚwÚ think >_> of. 
OwO Cown. I :3 nyow pewceive ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ^-^ awtogethew >_> youw >_< bwothew's evil 
^-^ disposition :3 made him >w< seek his ^w^ death; uWu but :3 a pwovoking merit, xDD set 
UwU awowk uWu by :3 a reproveable >_< badnyess in :3 himsewf. 
Edm. OwO How :33 mawicious :3 is my >_> fowtunye UwU that I >w< must ^w^ wepent ^-^ to >w< be just! 
:3 This :3 is OwO the letter ^.^ he xDD spoke :33 of, ;;w;; which ^w^ appwuvs him OwO an 
>w< intewwigent party ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; advantages >_> of OwO Fwance. :3 O >_< heavens! UwU that 
:3 this uWu tweason ;;w;; wewe nyot- ^w^ ow ^.^ nyot I OwO the ^w^ detectow! 
OwO Cown. uWu Go with me ^-^ to OwO the :3 Duchess. 
Edm. >w< If OwO the matter >_> of :3 this paper >w< be ^w^ cewtain, you ^.^ have :3 mighty 
^-^ businyess in hand. 
OwO Cown. ^.^ Twue ^w^ ow fawse, ^.^ it ;;w;; hath :3 made ÚwÚ thee Eaww >_> of ^w^ Gwoucestew. 
>_< Seek >_< out xDD whewe >w< thy fathew ;;w;; is, UwU that ^.^ he ^-^ may >w< be ready uWu fow ^-^ ouw 
uWu appwehension. 
Edm. ^-^ [aside] >w< If I find him comforting OwO the ;;w;; King, ^.^ it uWu wiww stuff his 
suspicion ^-^ mowe fuwwy.- I uWu wiww ;;w;; pewsevew in my ^-^ couwse >_> of ^w^ woyawty, 
>w< though OwO the conflict >w< be >_> sowe :3 between UwU that ÚwÚ and my bwood. 
OwO Cown. I uWu wiww uWu way xDD twust x3 upon ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt find :3 a ^w^ deawew 
fathew in my wuv. 
OwO Exeunt. 




Scene VI. 
OwO A >_< fawmhouse ;;w;; nyeaw :33 Gwoucestew's Castle. 

x3 Entew ^-^ Gwoucestew, Lear, ^.^ Kent, Foow, ÚwÚ and Edgar. 

>w< Gwou. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is better than OwO the open air; UwU take ^.^ it thankfuwwy. I uWu wiww 
piece >_< out OwO the comfort with what >w< addition I ^.^ can. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be 
wong ^-^ fwom you. 
x3 Kent. ^-^ Aww OwO the power >_> of his xDD wits ^.^ have >w< given uWu way ^-^ to his >_< impatience. 
The UwU gods reward >_> youw ÚwÚ kindnyess! 
Exit [Gwoucestew]. 
Edg. :3 Fwatewetto calls uWu me, ÚwÚ and uWu tewws me >w< Nyewo :3 is OwO an angler in OwO the 
:3 wake >_> of darkness. >_> Pway, ^w^ innyocent, ÚwÚ and UwU bewawe OwO the ;;w;; fouw :33 fiend. 
;;w;; Foow. Prithee, :3 nyuncwe, tell me whethew :3 a >_< madman >w< be :3 a ^-^ gentweman ^w^ ow :3 a 
:3 yeoman. 
Lear. OwO A ^-^ king, :3 a king! 
;;w;; Foow. No, :33 he's :3 a ^w^ yeoman UwU that >_> has :3 a ^-^ gentweman ^-^ to his :3 son; uWu fow :33 he's :3 a 
mad ^w^ yeoman UwU that >_> sees his :3 son :3 a ^-^ gentweman before >_> him. 
Lear. ÚwÚ To ^.^ have :3 a ^w^ thousand with wed burning :33 spits 
Come >w< hizzing in x3 upon :3 'em- 
Edg. The ;;w;; fouw x3 fiend bites my ^-^ back. 
;;w;; Foow. >w< He's mad UwU that uWu twusts in OwO the tameness >_> of :3 a wowf, :3 a :33 howse's 
^.^ heawth, :3 a xDD boy's love, ^w^ ow :3 a ^.^ whowe's uWu oath. 
Lear. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be done; I uWu wiww uWu awwaign them ÚwÚ stwaight. 
uWu [To uWu Edgaw] ^w^ Come, ^-^ sit :3 thou ;;w;; hewe, UwU most ^w^ weawnyed :3 justicew. 
uWu [To OwO the OwO Foow] uWu Thou, sapient ;;w;; siw, ^-^ sit here. Nyow, you :33 she-foxes! 
Edg. Look, xDD whewe ^.^ he ^-^ stands ÚwÚ and ^w^ gwawes! uWu Want'st :3 thou eyes at trial, 
OwO madam? 

Come o'ew OwO the bouwn, x3 Bessy, ^-^ to >_> me. 

;;w;; Foow. Her ^-^ boat ;;w;; hath :3 a ;;w;; weak, 
And ^.^ she >w< must ^.^ nyot speak 
UwU Why ^.^ she dawes ^.^ nyot come xDD uvw ^-^ to thee. 

Edg. The ;;w;; fouw x3 fiend >w< haunts UwU poow UwU Tom in OwO the >w< voice >_> of :3 a nightingale. 
^w^ Hoppedance x3 cwies in Tom's :33 bewwy uWu fow two >_> white herring. OwO Cwoak 
;;w;; nyot, bwack ^-^ angew; I ^.^ have nyo >_< food uWu fow thee. 
x3 Kent. OwO How ^-^ do you, sir? Stand you ^.^ nyot OwO so amaz'd. 
uWu Wiww you lie ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and west x3 upon OwO the :3 cushions? 
Lear. I'll UwU see theiw UwU twiaw >_> fiwst. >_< Bwing in theiw evidence. 
uWu [To uWu Edgaw] uWu Thou, >w< wobed man >_> of justice, UwU take >w< thy :3 pwace. 
uWu [To OwO the OwO Foow] And thou, his yokefewwow >_> of equity, 
^.^ Bench uWu by his xDD side. uWu [To Kent] You awe o' th' xDD commission, 
>_> Sit you ^w^ too. 
Edg. >_> Wet OwO us ^-^ deaw ;;w;; justwy. 

Sweepest ^w^ ow xDD wakest thou, ;;w;; jowwy ^-^ shephewd? 
x3 Thy ;;w;; sheep >w< be in OwO the ;;w;; cown; 
And uWu fow ^-^ onye bwast >_> of >w< thy minyikin OwO mouth 
x3 Thy ;;w;; sheep uWu shaww UwU take nyo hawm. 

Puww! OwO the ÚwÚ cat :3 is x3 gway. 
Lear. Awwaign xDD hew >_> fiwst. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ Gonyewiw. I here UwU take my OwO oath before 
:3 this honyouwabwe assembly, ^.^ she uWu kicked OwO the UwU poow UwU King xDD hew father. 
;;w;; Foow. Come hithew, OwO mistwess. ^-^ Is >_> youw name Goneril? 
Lear. She cannyot deny it. 
;;w;; Foow. OwO Cwy you >w< mewcy, I took you uWu fow :3 a joint-stool. 
Lear. And >w< hewe's another, uWu whose xDD wawp'd looks :3 pwocwaim 
What ^.^ stowe xDD hew OwO heawt :3 is :3 made x3 on. x3 Stop xDD hew ;;w;; thewe! 
>_< Awms, awms! :3 swowd! ÚwÚ fiwe! >_< Cowwuption in OwO the pwace! 
UwU Fawse >w< justicew, x3 why x3 hast :3 thou let xDD hew >_> scape? 
Edg. ^w^ Bwess >w< thy five ÚwÚ wits! 
x3 Kent. :3 O pity! >_> Siw, xDD whewe :3 is OwO the >_< patience :3 nyow 
:33 That you OwO so ^w^ oft ^.^ have UwU boasted ^-^ to xDD wetain? 
Edg. ^-^ [aside] UwU My ;;w;; teaws begin ^-^ to UwU take his part OwO so >w< much 
>w< They'ww mar my counterfeiting. 
Lear. The wittwe ;;w;; dogs ÚwÚ and aww, 
Tway, Blanch, ÚwÚ and x3 Sweetheawt, >_> see, uWu they bark at >_> me. 
Edg. UwU Tom uWu wiww thwow his head at ^.^ them. :3 Avaunt, you UwU cuws! 
Be >w< thy OwO mouth ^w^ ow bwack ^w^ ow >_< white, 
OwO Tooth UwU that OwO poisons ^-^ if ^.^ it ;;w;; bite; 
:3 Mastiff, greyhound, mongwew gwim, 
>w< Hound ^w^ ow spaniel, brach ^w^ ow ÚwÚ wym, 
Bobtaiw ^.^ tyke ^w^ ow ^.^ twundwe-taww- 
UwU Tom uWu wiww ^-^ make them weep ÚwÚ and UwU waiw; 
>_< Fow, with ^.^ thwowing ;;w;; thus my uWu head, 
Dogs :33 weap OwO the OwO hatch, ÚwÚ and >w< aww awe ^-^ fwed. 
Do de, de, de. >w< Sessa! ^w^ Come, mawch ^-^ to :33 wakes ÚwÚ and x3 faiws ÚwÚ and mawket 
>_> towns. OwO Poow ^.^ Tom, >w< thy ^w^ hown :3 is dry. 
Lear. ;;w;; Then let them ;;w;; anyatomize Regan. ^w^ See what >_> bweeds about xDD hew 
ÚwÚ heawt. ^-^ Is there ^-^ any cause in ^-^ nyatuwe UwU that makes ^.^ these ^-^ hawd 
hearts? uWu [To uWu Edgaw] :3 You, sir- I UwU entewtain you uWu fow ^-^ onye >_> of my 
hundwed; only I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike OwO the ^.^ fashion >_> of >_> youw :33 gawments. You'll 
uWu say uWu they awe Persian attire; uWu but let them >w< be >_< chang'd. 
x3 Kent. Nyow, good my lord, lie here ÚwÚ and west >_> awhiwe. 
Lear. UwU Make nyo noise, ^-^ make nyo noise; dwaw OwO the uWu cuwtains. 
UwU So, so, ÚwÚ so. >w< We'ww >w< go ^-^ to ^w^ suppew >w< i' th' x3 mownying. UwU So, so, ÚwÚ so. 
;;w;; Foow. And I'll >w< go ^-^ to bed at nyoon. 

x3 Entew ^w^ Gwoucestew. 

>w< Gwou. Come hithew, >w< fwiend. :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the UwU King my ^.^ mastew? 
x3 Kent. Here, siw; uWu but twoubwe him not; his xDD wits awe gone. 
>w< Gwou. Good OwO fwiend, I ÚwÚ pwithee UwU take him in >w< thy arms. 
I ^.^ have UwU o'ewheawd :3 a plot >_> of death x3 upon >_> him. 
Thewe :3 is :3 a uWu wittew weady; uWu way him xDD in't 
And ÚwÚ dwive towards Dover, OwO fwiend, xDD whewe :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ meet 
Both ^-^ wewcome ÚwÚ and >w< pwotection. ;;w;; Take OwO up >w< thy mastew. 
>w< If :3 thou shouldst ;;w;; dawwy half OwO an xDD houw, his xDD wife, 
x3 With thinye, ÚwÚ and >w< aww UwU that :3 offew ^-^ to ^w^ defend ^w^ him, 
Stand in >_> assuwed loss. ;;w;; Take uWu up, UwU take up! 
And follow uWu me, UwU that uWu wiww ^-^ to >w< some pwovision 
>w< Give ÚwÚ thee uWu quick >_> conduct. 
x3 Kent. Oppwessed ^-^ nyatuwe sleeps. 
:3 This west UwU might ÚwÚ yet ^.^ have bawm'd >w< thy ^w^ bwoken ^w^ senses, 
>w< Which, ^-^ if convenience uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_< awwow, 
Stand in ^-^ hawd ^w^ cuwe. uWu [To OwO the OwO Foow] ^w^ Come, ^w^ hewp ^-^ to bear >w< thy mastew. 
Thou >w< must ^.^ nyot stay >w< behind. 
>w< Gwou. ^w^ Come, xDD come, >w< away! 
>_< Exeunt [aww uWu but Edgar]. 
Edg. When ^-^ we ^-^ ouw x3 bettews UwU see beawing ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ woes, 
We ^-^ scawcewy ÚwÚ think ^-^ ouw xDD misewies ^-^ ouw foes. 
OwO Who :3 awonye >w< suffews >w< suffews UwU most >w< i' th' UwU mind, 
OwO Weaving free >w< things ÚwÚ and x3 happy >w< shows behind; 
But then OwO the :33 mind >w< much sufferance doth ;;w;; o'ewskip 
When >w< gwief ;;w;; hath mates, ÚwÚ and beawing fewwowship. 
OwO How ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and powtabwe my pain uWu seems nyow, 
When UwU that ;;w;; which makes me ^-^ bend makes OwO the UwU King >_< bow, 
ÚwÚ He >_> chiwded as I xDD fathewed! ^.^ Tom, >w< away! 
>_< Mawk OwO the UwU high :33 nyoises, ÚwÚ and thyself uWu bewway 
When false ^-^ opinyion, uWu whose :33 wwong ^w^ thought uWu defiwes ^.^ thee, 
UwU In >w< thy ^.^ just >_> pwoof repeals ÚwÚ and :33 weconciwes thee. 
What uWu wiww :3 hap ^-^ mowe to-night, xDD safe ^w^ scape OwO the >_< King! 
:3 Wuwk, lurk. [Exit.] 




Scene :33 VII. 
:33 Gwoucestew's Castle. 

x3 Entew ^w^ Cownwaww, Regan, >_< Gonyewiw, >w< [Edmund x3 the] Bastard, ÚwÚ and Sewvants. 

OwO Cown. [to :33 Gonyewiw] x3 Post speedily ^-^ to my lord >_> youw xDD husband, show him 
:3 this letter. The ;;w;; awmy >_> of Fwance :3 is landed.- >_< Seek >_< out OwO the >_> twaitow 
^w^ Gwoucestew. 
[Exeunt >w< some >_> of OwO the xDD Sewvants.] 
UwU Weg. >w< Hang him instantly. 
uWu Gon. :33 Pwuck >_< out his OwO eyes. 
OwO Cown. Weave him ^-^ to my displeasure. ^.^ Edmund, ^-^ keep you ^-^ ouw ^-^ sistew 
:33 company. The revenges ^-^ we awe bound ^-^ to UwU take x3 upon >_> youw twaitowous 
fathew awe ^.^ nyot x3 fit uWu fow >_> youw beholding. >_< Advise OwO the UwU Duke xDD whewe you 
awe going, ^-^ to :3 a UwU most festinate preparation. We awe bound ^-^ to OwO the 
like. Our ;;w;; posts uWu shaww >w< be swift ÚwÚ and >w< intewwigent ;;w;; betwixt ÚwÚ us. 
Faweweww, dear sistew; ^.^ faweweww, my Wowd >_> of ^w^ Gwoucestew. 

x3 Entew uWu [Oswawd x3 the] ÚwÚ Stewawd. 

OwO How ^w^ nyow? Where's OwO the ^.^ King? 
^-^ Osw. UwU My Wowd >_> of ÚwÚ Gwoucestew ;;w;; hath uWu convey'd him ^-^ hence. 
uWu Some five ^w^ ow OwO six ÚwÚ and OwO thiwty >_> of his knights, 
uWu Hot >_> questwists aftew ^w^ him, met him at :33 gate; 
Who, with >w< some uWu othew >_> of OwO the ;;w;; wowd's x3 dependants, 
uWu Awe gonye with him towards Dover, xDD whewe uWu they boast 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have uWu weww-awmed >_< fwiends. 
OwO Cown. UwU Get howses uWu fow >_> youw OwO mistwess. 
uWu Gon. Faweweww, ^w^ sweet lord, ÚwÚ and sistew. 
OwO Cown. ^.^ Edmund, faweweww. 
>_< Exeunt >_< Gonyewiw, uWu [Edmund, ÚwÚ and Oswald]. 
uWu Go >w< seek OwO the >_> twaitow ^-^ Gwoucestew, 
Pinyion him >_< wike :3 a xDD thief, bwing him before ÚwÚ us. 
[Exeunt uWu othew xDD Sewvants.] 
^-^ Though ;;w;; weww ^-^ we ^-^ may ^.^ nyot xDD pass x3 upon his life 
Without OwO the fowm >_> of justice, ÚwÚ yet ^-^ ouw power 
:33 Shaww ^-^ do :3 a court'sy ^-^ to ^-^ ouw wwath, ;;w;; which x3 men 
May blame, uWu but ^.^ nyot control. 

x3 Entew ^-^ Gwoucestew, ^w^ bwought in uWu by two ^w^ ow xDD thwee. 

>w< Who's thewe? OwO the >_< twaitow? 
UwU Weg. ;;w;; Ingwatefuw fox! 'tis ^w^ he. 
OwO Cown. Bind fast his corky arms. 
>w< Gwou. What >_> mean, >_> youw :33 Gwaces? Good my fwiends, consider 
You awe my guests. Do me nyo ;;w;; fouw play, >_< fwiends. 
OwO Cown. Bind ^w^ him, I >w< say. 
[Servants uWu bind ÚwÚ him.] 
UwU Weg. ÚwÚ Hawd, hard. :3 O fiwthy traitor! 
>w< Gwou. ^-^ Unmewcifuw wady as you awe, I x3 am none. 
OwO Cown. ÚwÚ To :3 this chair uWu bind >_> him. ^-^ Viwwain, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ find- 
>_< [Wegan plucks his ÚwÚ beawd.] 
>w< Gwou. By OwO the >w< kind >_< gods, 'tis UwU most ignobly x3 donye 
ÚwÚ To xDD pwuck me uWu by OwO the ÚwÚ beawd. 
UwU Weg. ^w^ So >_< white, ÚwÚ and such :3 a traitor! 
>w< Gwou. Naughty >w< wady, 
^.^ These ^w^ haiws ;;w;; which :3 thou OwO dost wavish ^-^ fwom my chin 
uWu Wiww >_< quicken, ÚwÚ and :3 accuse thee. I x3 am >_> youw ^w^ host. 
x3 With robber's ^.^ hands my UwU hospitabwe favouws 
You shouwd ^.^ nyot ^w^ wuffwe OwO thus. What uWu wiww you x3 do? 
OwO Cown. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, what letters xDD had you ^.^ wate ^-^ fwom :33 Fwance? 
UwU Weg. Be x3 simpwe-answew'd, uWu fow ^-^ we xDD knyow OwO the :33 twuth. 
OwO Cown. And what confedewacy ^.^ have you with OwO the ^-^ twaitows 
OwO Wate footed in OwO the kingdom? 
UwU Weg. ÚwÚ To uWu whose ^.^ hands ^.^ have you x3 sent OwO the UwU wunyatic ^.^ King? 
;;w;; Speak. 
>w< Gwou. I ^.^ have :3 a letter x3 guessingwy xDD set down, 
^w^ Which came ^-^ fwom ^-^ onye that's >_> of :3 a uWu nyeutwaw xDD heawt, 
And ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom ^-^ onye oppos'd. 
OwO Cown. :33 Cunnying. 
UwU Weg. And ^-^ fawse. 
OwO Cown. :3 Whewe x3 hast :3 thou x3 sent OwO the ^.^ King? 
>w< Gwou. ÚwÚ To Dover. 
UwU Weg. >w< Whewefowe ^-^ to Dover? ^w^ Wast :3 thou ^.^ nyot OwO chawg'd at >_> pewiw- 
OwO Cown. >w< Whewefowe ^-^ to Dover? >_> Wet him ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ answew ;;w;; that. 
>w< Gwou. I x3 am tied ^-^ to th' stake, ÚwÚ and I >w< must ^.^ stand OwO the >_> couwse. 
UwU Weg. >w< Whewefowe ^-^ to Dover, sir? 
>w< Gwou. xDD Because I would ^.^ nyot UwU see >w< thy x3 cwuew ^.^ nyaiws 
:33 Pwuck >_< out his UwU poow ^.^ owd ^w^ eyes; :3 nyow >w< thy fiewce ^-^ sistew 
UwU In his >_> anyointed ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ stick ^.^ boawish UwU fangs. 
The >_< sea, with such :3 a :3 stowm as his x3 bawe head 
UwU In :33 heww-bwack night x3 enduw'd, would ^.^ have ÚwÚ buoy'd OwO up 
And >_< quench'd OwO the xDD steewed fires. 
xDD Yet, UwU poow ^.^ owd xDD heawt, ^.^ he howp OwO the uWu heavens ^-^ to :33 wain. 
>w< If wolves xDD had at >w< thy xDD gate howl'd UwU that >w< stewn UwU time, 
Thou shouldst ^.^ have said, 'Good ;;w;; powtew, xDD tuwn OwO the OwO key.' 
^-^ Aww uWu cwuews ewse OwO subscwib'd. But I uWu shaww UwU see 
The >w< winged ;;w;; vengeance >_< uvwtake such children. 
OwO Cown. >_> See't ^-^ shawt :3 thou never. >w< Fewwows, howd OwO the uWu chaiw. 
:3 Upon ^.^ these eyes >_> of UwU thinye I'll xDD set my foot. 
>w< Gwou. ÚwÚ He UwU that uWu wiww ÚwÚ think ^-^ to live ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he >w< be >_> owd, 
>w< Give me >w< some hewp!- :3 O cwuew! :3 O ye x3 gods! 
UwU Weg. >_< Onye >_> side uWu wiww xDD mock >_> anyothew. ^-^ Th' uWu othew OwO too! 
OwO Cown. >w< If you UwU see >_< vengeance- 
OwO 1. Serv. Hold >_> youw ;;w;; hand, my wowd! 
I ^.^ have sewv'd you >w< evew >_< since I ÚwÚ was :3 a x3 chiwd; 
But better service ^.^ have I never x3 donye you 
>w< Than :3 nyow ^-^ to ;;w;; bid you howd. 
UwU Weg. OwO How nyow, you ÚwÚ dog? 
OwO 1. Serv. >w< If you >_> did wear :3 a beard x3 upon >_> youw ^.^ chin, 
uWu I'wd >_< shake ^.^ it uWu on :3 this UwU quawwew. 
UwU Weg. What ^-^ do you ÚwÚ mean? 
OwO Cown. UwU My viwwain! Draw ÚwÚ and ^w^ fight. 
OwO 1. Serv. ;;w;; Nyay, then, come OwO on, ÚwÚ and UwU take OwO the uWu chance >_> of ;;w;; angew. 
UwU Weg. >w< Give me >w< thy ^w^ swowd. OwO A >_> peasant ^.^ stand OwO up ^.^ thus? 
She ^-^ takes :3 a >_< swowd ÚwÚ and runs at him >w< behind. 
OwO 1. Serv. :33 O, I x3 am >w< swain! UwU My lord, you ^.^ have ^-^ onye eye weft 
ÚwÚ To UwU see >w< some mischief uWu on >_> him. O! ÚwÚ He :3 dies. 
OwO Cown. Lest ^.^ it UwU see :3 mowe, >w< pwevent it. :33 Out, :3 viwe jewwy! 
:3 Whewe :3 is >w< thy >w< wustwe ^w^ nyow? 
>w< Gwou. ^-^ Aww dark ÚwÚ and comfortless! Where's my :3 son ^w^ Edmund? 
^.^ Edmund, enkindwe >w< aww OwO the >_> spawks >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; quit :3 this horrid ^-^ act. 
UwU Weg. :33 Out, treacherous viwwain! 
Thou ^.^ caww'st uWu on him UwU that OwO hates thee. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was ^.^ he 
:33 That :3 made OwO the overture >_> of >w< thy treasons ^-^ to >_< us; 
OwO Who :3 is xDD too good ^-^ to ^-^ pity thee. 
>w< Gwou. :3 O my follies! ;;w;; Then Edgar ÚwÚ was ^-^ abus'd. 
UwU Kind >_< gods, forgive me UwU that, ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwospew :3 him! 
UwU Weg. uWu Go OwO thwust him >_< out at ^.^ gates, ÚwÚ and let him smell 
His uWu way ^-^ to Dover. 
Exit [onye] with ^w^ Gwoucestew. 
OwO How :33 is't, my UwU wowd? OwO How ÚwÚ wook you? 
OwO Cown. I ^.^ have receiv'd :3 a :33 huwt. Follow uWu me, >_< wady. 
OwO Tuwn >_< out UwU that eyeless :3 viwwain. Thwow :3 this ^w^ swave 
:3 Upon OwO the ^.^ dunghiww. Regan, I bleed >_< apace. 
Untimewy comes :3 this :33 huwt. >w< Give me >_> youw arm. 
Exit [Cornwall, wed uWu by Wegan]. 
OwO 2. Serv. I'll never cawe what :3 wickednyess I uWu do, 
>w< If :3 this man come ^-^ to :33 good. 
xDD 3. Serv. >w< If ^.^ she live long, 
And in OwO the ^-^ end ^.^ meet OwO the ^.^ owd ^-^ couwse >_> of >_< death, 
xDD Women uWu wiww >w< aww xDD tuwn ;;w;; monstews. 
OwO 2. Serv. Let's follow OwO the ^.^ owd Earl, ÚwÚ and >_< get OwO the bedlam 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wead him xDD whewe ^.^ he ^w^ wouwd. His >_< woguish UwU madnyess 
:33 Awwows itsewf ^-^ to ;;w;; anything. 
xDD 3. Serv. uWu Go >w< thou. I'll ÚwÚ fetch >w< some ^.^ fwax ÚwÚ and x3 whites >_> of >_> eggs 
ÚwÚ To OwO appwy ^-^ to his ÚwÚ bweeding face. Nyow >w< heaven ^w^ hewp :3 him! 
OwO Exeunt. 




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^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. Scene :3 I. 
The heath. 

x3 Entew Edgar. 

Edg. >_> Yet better thus, ÚwÚ and OwO knyown ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ contemn'd, 
>w< Than still x3 contemn'd ÚwÚ and flatter'd. ÚwÚ To >w< be worst, 
The x3 wowest ÚwÚ and UwU most dejected xDD thing >_> of OwO fowtunye, 
;;w;; Stands still in espewance, ;;w;; wives ^.^ nyot in fear. 
The lamentable >_> change :3 is ^-^ fwom OwO the best; 
The wowst wetuwns ^-^ to ^-^ waughtew. >w< Wewcome then, 
Thou xDD unsubstantiaw ÚwÚ aiw UwU that I embwace! 
The ÚwÚ wwetch UwU that :3 thou x3 hast xDD bwown x3 unto OwO the wowst 
>_> Owes nyothing ^-^ to >w< thy >_< bwasts. 

x3 Entew ^-^ Gwoucestew, wed uWu by OwO an Old ÚwÚ Man. 

But ^-^ who comes hewe? 
UwU My fathew, >_> poowwy :33 wed? Wowwd, UwU wowwd, :3 O world! 
But UwU that >w< thy ÚwÚ stwange xDD mutations ^-^ make OwO us UwU hate ^.^ thee, 
:33 Wife would ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to age. 
Old ÚwÚ Man. :3 O my good lord, 
I ^.^ have >_< been >_> youw tenant, ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_< fathew's tenant, 
^.^ These fouwscowe years. 
>w< Gwou. Away, >_< get ÚwÚ thee >w< away! Good OwO fwiend, >w< be gone. 
x3 Thy UwU comfowts can ^-^ do me nyo good at uWu aww; 
ÚwÚ Thee uWu they ^-^ may :33 huwt. 
Old ÚwÚ Man. You cannyot UwU see >_> youw way. 
>w< Gwou. I ^.^ have nyo >_< way, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe UwU want nyo ^w^ eyes; 
I ÚwÚ stumbwed when I >w< saw. >w< Fuww ^w^ oft 'tis uWu seen 
Our :3 means secure >w< us, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw mere defects 
uWu Pwuv ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ commodities. >_< Ah dear :3 son OwO Edgaw, 
The >_< food >_> of >w< thy UwU abused >_< fathew's wrath! 
OwO Might I uWu but live ^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ thee in my touch, 
uWu I'wd uWu say I xDD had eyes ^-^ again! 
Old ÚwÚ Man. OwO How ^w^ nyow? >w< Who's thewe? 
Edg. ^-^ [aside] :3 O x3 gods! OwO Who :3 is't can uWu say OwO 'I x3 am at OwO the :3 wowst'? 
I x3 am >_< wowse than e'ew I ÚwÚ was. 
Old ÚwÚ Man. ^.^ 'Tis UwU poow mad ^-^ Tom. 
Edg. ^-^ [aside] And >_< wowse I ^-^ may >w< be >_> yet. The wowst :3 is ^.^ nyot 
^w^ So wong as ^-^ we can uWu say >_< 'This :3 is OwO the worst.' 
Old ÚwÚ Man. Fewwow, xDD whewe >_< goest? 
>w< Gwou. ^-^ Is ^.^ it :3 a beggarman? 
Old ÚwÚ Man. OwO Madman ÚwÚ and >_< beggaw ^w^ too. 
>w< Gwou. ÚwÚ He >_> has >w< some reason, ewse ^.^ he :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >_> beg. 
uWu I' th' last nyight's :3 stowm I such :3 a :3 fewwow ;;w;; saw, 
^w^ Which :3 made me ÚwÚ think :3 a man :3 a ;;w;; wowm. UwU My :3 son 
Came then OwO into my UwU mind, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet my :33 mind 
>_> Was then scarce fwiends with >_> him. I ^.^ have heard ^-^ mowe since. 
UwU As flies ^-^ to >_< wanton :3 boys awe ^-^ we ^-^ to th' xDD gods. 
^.^ They :33 kiww OwO us uWu fow theiw sport. 
Edg. ^-^ [aside] OwO How shouwd :3 this x3 be? 
Bad :3 is OwO the trade UwU that >w< must xDD pway OwO foow ^-^ to xDD sowwow, 
Ang'ring itsewf ÚwÚ and :33 othews.- ^w^ Bwess ^.^ thee, >w< mastew! 
>w< Gwou. ^-^ Is UwU that OwO the ^.^ nyaked fewwow? 
Old ÚwÚ Man. >w< Ay, my :33 wowd. 
>w< Gwou. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ pwithee >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone. >w< If uWu fow my :33 sake 
Thou xDD wiwt o'ertake OwO us x3 hence :3 a UwU miwe ^w^ ow x3 twain 
uWu I' th' uWu way towawd Dover, ^-^ do ^.^ it uWu fow ÚwÚ ancient :33 wuv; 
And bwing >w< some covering uWu fow :3 this ^.^ nyaked >_> souw, 
OwO Who I'll entweat ^-^ to ;;w;; wead >_> me. 
Old ÚwÚ Man. Awack, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ he :3 is uWu mad! 
>w< Gwou. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the >w< time's pwague when xDD madmen ;;w;; wead OwO the blind. 
Do as I ;;w;; bid ^.^ thee, ^w^ ow wathew ^-^ do >w< thy ÚwÚ pweasuwe. 
OwO Abuv OwO the rest, >w< be gone. 
Old ÚwÚ Man. I'll bwing him OwO the :33 best uWu 'pawew UwU that I x3 have, 
Come ^-^ on't what uWu wiww. UwU Exit. 
>w< Gwou. Sirrah ^.^ nyaked ÚwÚ fewwow- 
Edg. OwO Poow Tom's acold. ^-^ [Aside] I cannyot daub ^.^ it >_< fuwthew. 
>w< Gwou. Come hithew, fewwow. 
Edg. ^-^ [aside] And ÚwÚ yet I >_> must.- ^w^ Bwess >w< thy ^w^ sweet >_> eyes, uWu they bweed. 
>w< Gwou. ^w^ Knyow'st :3 thou OwO the uWu way ^-^ to Dover? 
Edg. Both stiwe ÚwÚ and gate, ^.^ howseway ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ footpath. OwO Poow UwU Tom ;;w;; hath >_< been 
^w^ scaw'd >_< out >_> of his good UwU wits. ^w^ Bwess ^.^ thee, good ÚwÚ man's UwU son, ^-^ fwom 
OwO the ;;w;; fouw ^-^ fiend! ^.^ Five >_< fiends ^.^ have >_< been in UwU poow UwU Tom at UwU once: >_> of 
>w< wust, as ^w^ Obidicut; >_< Hobbididence, pwince >_> of ;;w;; dumbnyess; Mahu, >_> of 
^.^ steawing; :33 Modo, >_> of :3 muwdew; Fwibbewtigibbet, >_> of uWu mopping ÚwÚ and 
;;w;; mowing, ^-^ who >_< since possesses chambermaids ÚwÚ and ^w^ waiting >w< women. UwU So, 
bless ^.^ thee, >w< mastew! 
>w< Gwou. Here, UwU take :3 this >_< Puwse, :3 thou xDD whom OwO the heavens' pwagues 
>_< Have x3 humbwed ^-^ to >w< aww ^w^ stwokes. :33 That I x3 am wwetched 
:3 Makes ÚwÚ thee OwO the xDD happiew. Heavens, ^-^ deaw OwO so still! 
>_> Wet OwO the OwO supewfwuous ÚwÚ and ^.^ wust-dieted man, 
:33 That slaves >_> youw :3 owdinyance, UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ nyot UwU see 
xDD Because ^.^ he OwO does ^.^ nyot x3 feew, ;;w;; feew >_> youw ^.^ pow'w quickwy; 
^w^ So >w< distwibution shouwd ;;w;; undo >_> excess, 
And OwO each man ^.^ have ^w^ enyough. Dost :3 thou xDD knyow Dover? 
Edg. >w< Ay, mastew. 
>w< Gwou. Thewe :3 is :3 a cwiff, uWu whose UwU high ÚwÚ and bending head 
Looks feawfuwwy in OwO the confined deep. 
>_< Bwing me uWu but ^-^ to OwO the vewy ^-^ bwim >_> of it, 
And I'll wepaiw OwO the >w< misewy :3 thou OwO dost bear 
x3 With xDD something rich about >_> me. From UwU that place 
I uWu shaww nyo leading need. 
Edg. >w< Give me >w< thy arm. 
OwO Poow UwU Tom uWu shaww ;;w;; wead thee. 
OwO Exeunt. 




Scene >_> II. 
Before OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Albany's Pawace. 

x3 Entew Goneril ÚwÚ and >w< [Edmund x3 the] OwO Bastawd. 

uWu Gon. Wewcome, my :33 wowd. I x3 mawvew ^-^ ouw mild xDD husband 
:3 Nyot met OwO us uWu on OwO the way. 

x3 Entew uWu [Oswawd x3 the] ÚwÚ Stewawd. 

Nyow, ^w^ whewe's >_> youw ^.^ mastew? 
^-^ Osw. ^w^ Madam, ÚwÚ within, uWu but never man OwO so >_< chang'd. 
I told him >_> of OwO the ;;w;; awmy UwU that ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ wanded: 
ÚwÚ He smiw'd at it. I told him you ;;w;; wewe coming: 
His ÚwÚ answew OwO was, xDD 'The >_< wowse.' x3 Of :33 Gwoucestew's ^.^ tweachewy 
And >_> of OwO the :33 woyaw service >_> of his :3 son 
When I x3 infowm'd ^w^ him, then ^.^ he xDD caww'd me :3 sot 
And told me I xDD had tuwn'd OwO the :33 wwong >_> side >_< out. 
What UwU most ^.^ he shouwd :33 diswike uWu seems >_> pweasant ^-^ to him; 
What ^-^ wike, uWu offensive. 
uWu Gon. [to :3 Edmund] ;;w;; Then uWu shaww you >w< go nyo >_< fuwthew. 
^w^ It :3 is OwO the uWu cowish terror >_> of his ^.^ spiwit, 
:33 That dawes ^.^ nyot undewtake. He'll ^.^ nyot ;;w;; feew ^-^ wwongs 
^w^ Which OwO tie him ^-^ to OwO an >w< answew. Our :3 wishes uWu on OwO the uWu way 
May ^w^ pwuv effects. :3 Back, ^.^ Edmund, ^-^ to my brother. 
:33 Hasten his musters ÚwÚ and OwO conduct his >_< pow'ws. 
I >w< must >_> change ÚwÚ awms at UwU home ÚwÚ and ^w^ give OwO the ^-^ distaff 
x3 Into my >_< husband's hands. :3 This >_> twusty ^-^ sewvant 
:33 Shaww xDD pass :3 between ÚwÚ us. Ewe wong you awe >_< wike ^-^ to hear 
(If you dare venture in >_> youw >_> own ;;w;; behawf) 
OwO A mistress's ^.^ command. OwO Weaw ÚwÚ this. ^.^ [Gives :3 a :3 favouw.] 
uWu Spawe xDD speech. 
Decline >_> youw head. :3 This >w< kiss, ^-^ if ^.^ it durst ÚwÚ speak, 
Wouwd ;;w;; stwetch >w< thy uWu spiwits OwO up OwO into OwO the air. 
UwU Conceive, ÚwÚ and fare ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. 
Edm. Yours in OwO the ^-^ wanks >_> of >_< death! UwU Exit. 
uWu Gon. UwU My UwU most dear ^.^ Gwoucestew! 
:33 O, OwO the >_> diffewence >_> of man ÚwÚ and ^w^ man! 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ thee :3 a :3 woman's services awe due; 
UwU My OwO foow usuwps my ÚwÚ body. 
^-^ Osw. ^w^ Madam, here comes my :33 wowd. UwU Exit. 

x3 Entew OwO Awbany. 

uWu Gon. I ^.^ have >_< been wowth OwO the UwU whistwe. 
x3 Awb. :3 O >_< Gonyewiw, 
You awe ^.^ nyot wowth OwO the ^.^ dust ;;w;; which OwO the wude ^.^ wind 
Blows in >_> youw >w< face! I ;;w;; feaw >_> youw disposition. 
:33 That ^-^ nyatuwe ;;w;; which >_> contemns ^.^ it origin 
Cannyot >w< be ;;w;; bowdewed ÚwÚ cewtain in itself. 
She UwU that x3 hewsewf uWu wiww swivew ÚwÚ and >_< disbwanch 
From xDD hew ÚwÚ matewiaw ÚwÚ sap, ÚwÚ pewfowce >w< must >_< withew 
And come ^-^ to >_> deadwy use. 
uWu Gon. :3 Nyo ;;w;; mowe! The ^w^ text :3 is foolish. 
x3 Awb. ÚwÚ Wisdom ÚwÚ and xDD goodnyess ^-^ to OwO the :3 viwe ÚwÚ seem :3 viwe; 
>w< Fiwths ÚwÚ savouw uWu but :3 themsewves. What ^.^ have you ;;w;; donye? 
Tigews, ^.^ nyot daughtews, what ^.^ have you ^-^ pewfowm'd? 
OwO A fathew, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< gwacious ;;w;; aged man, 
uWu Whose uWu wevewence x3 even OwO the head-wugg'd bear would >_> wick, 
uWu Most bawbawous, UwU most degenerate, ^.^ have you ÚwÚ madded. 
Could my good bwothew suffer you ^-^ to ^-^ do it? 
OwO A man, :3 a ^w^ pwince, uWu by him OwO so benyefited! 
>w< If UwU that OwO the uWu heavens ^-^ do ^.^ nyot theiw visibwe uWu spiwits 
>_> Send >_> quickwy ;;w;; down ^-^ to ^w^ tame ^.^ these :3 viwe UwU offences, 
^w^ It uWu wiww xDD come, 
Humanity >w< must ÚwÚ pewfowce uWu pwey uWu on itself, 
;;w;; Wike monstews >_> of OwO the deep. 
uWu Gon. :33 Miwk-wivew'd ^w^ man! 
:33 That ^.^ beaw'st :3 a ^-^ cheek uWu fow ^-^ bwows, :3 a head uWu fow wwongs; 
OwO Who x3 hast ^.^ nyot in >w< thy uWu bwows OwO an eye uWu discewnying 
>_< Thinye uWu honyouw ^-^ fwom >w< thy ^w^ suffewing; UwU that ^.^ nyot uWu knyow'st 
ÚwÚ Foows ^-^ do x3 those >_< viwwains ^-^ pity ^-^ who awe :3 punyish'd 
Ewe uWu they ^.^ have x3 donye theiw x3 mischief. Where's >w< thy xDD dwum? 
Fwance x3 spweads his bannyews in ^-^ ouw noiseless wand, 
x3 With pwumed helm >w< thy OwO state begins ^-^ to thweat, 
ÚwÚ Whiwes thou, :3 a :33 mowaw fool, ^w^ sit'st stiww, ÚwÚ and cwiest 
'Alack, x3 why OwO does ^.^ he so?' 
x3 Awb. ^w^ See ÚwÚ thysewf, deviw! 
Proper deformity uWu seems ^.^ nyot in OwO the x3 fiend 
^w^ So horrid as in OwO woman. 
uWu Gon. :3 O vain foow! 
x3 Awb. Thou >_< changed ÚwÚ and sewf-cuvw'd :33 thing, uWu fow OwO shame! 
:33 Bemonstew ^.^ nyot >w< thy ^.^ featuwe! Were't my :33 fitnyess 
ÚwÚ To let ^.^ these ^.^ hands ^-^ obey my blood, 
^.^ They awe :3 apt enough ^-^ to :3 diswocate ÚwÚ and >w< teaw 
x3 Thy ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and >_< bonyes. ^.^ Howe'ew :3 thou art :3 a ÚwÚ fiend, 
OwO A :3 woman's ^-^ shape doth OwO shiewd thee. 
uWu Gon. x3 Mawwy, >_> youw :3 manhood uWu mew! 

x3 Entew :3 a ÚwÚ Gentweman. 

x3 Awb. What x3 nyews? 
:33 Gent. :33 O, my good lord, OwO the UwU Duke >_> of >w< Cownwaww xDD 's OwO dead, 
;;w;; Swain uWu by his x3 sewvant, ^-^ going ^-^ to >w< put >_< out 
The uWu othew eye >_> of ^w^ Gwoucestew. 
x3 Awb. :33 Gwoucestew's :3 eyes? 
:33 Gent. OwO A ^-^ sewvant UwU that ^.^ he OwO bwed, thwiww'd with ÚwÚ wemowse, 
^-^ Oppos'd x3 against OwO the ^-^ act, bending his >_< swowd 
ÚwÚ To his gweat master; :3 who, xDD theweat enrag'd, 
>_< Fwew uWu on ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ amongst them ÚwÚ feww'd him >w< dead; 
But ^.^ nyot ^-^ without UwU that harmful OwO stwoke ;;w;; which >_< since 
;;w;; Hath UwU pwuck'd him >w< aftew. 
x3 Awb. :3 This >w< shows you awe ^.^ abuv, 
You justicers, UwU that ^.^ these ^-^ ouw nether >w< cwimes 
^w^ So speedily can ÚwÚ venge! But :3 O UwU poow ^.^ Gwoucestew! 
^w^ Wose ^.^ he his uWu othew x3 eye? 
:33 Gent. UwU Both, ^.^ both, my :33 wowd. 
:3 This letter, UwU madam, x3 cwaves :3 a :3 speedy >w< answew. 
^.^ 'Tis ^-^ fwom >_> youw sistew. 
uWu Gon. ^-^ [aside] >_< Onye uWu way I >_< wike :3 this ;;w;; weww; 
But being OwO widow, ÚwÚ and my ÚwÚ Gwoucestew with UwU hew, 
May >w< aww OwO the :33 buiwding in my fancy xDD pwuck 
:3 Upon my ^-^ hatefuw wife. >_> Anyothew uWu way 
The UwU nyews :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so ^w^ tawt.- I'll ^.^ wead, ÚwÚ and >w< answew. 
UwU Exit. 
x3 Awb. :3 Whewe ÚwÚ was his :3 son when uWu they >_> did UwU take his :3 eyes? 
:33 Gent. Come with my wady hithew. 
x3 Awb. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ nyot here. 
:33 Gent. No, my good ^w^ wowd; I met him xDD back again. 
x3 Awb. ^.^ Knyows ^.^ he OwO the uWu wickednyess? 
:33 Gent. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. ÚwÚ 'Twas ^.^ he x3 infowm'd x3 against ^w^ him, 
And ;;w;; quit OwO the house uWu on >_< puwpose, UwU that theiw punishment 
OwO Might ^.^ have OwO the fweew >_> couwse. 
x3 Awb. ^-^ Gwoucestew, I live 
ÚwÚ To :3 thank ÚwÚ thee uWu fow OwO the love :3 thou OwO show'dst OwO the ;;w;; King, 
And ^-^ to wevenge UwU thinye OwO eyes. Come hithew, >w< fwiend. 
>_> Teww me what ^-^ mowe :3 thou >w< knyow'st. 
OwO Exeunt. 




Scene III. 
The xDD Fwench ^-^ camp ;;w;; nyeaw Dover. 

x3 Entew xDD Kent ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ Gentweman. 

x3 Kent. UwU Why OwO the UwU King >_> of Fwance :3 is OwO so :33 suddenwy gonye xDD back xDD knyow you OwO the 
weason? 
:33 Gent. OwO Something ^.^ he weft impewfect in OwO the state, ;;w;; which >_< since his 
UwU coming :3 fowth :3 is ^w^ thought :33 of, ;;w;; which impowts ^-^ to OwO the :3 kingdom OwO so >w< much 
;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and danger UwU that his OwO pewsonyaw xDD wetuwn ÚwÚ was UwU most required ÚwÚ and 
UwU nyecessawy. 
x3 Kent. OwO Who ;;w;; hath ^.^ he weft >_> behind him ^-^ genyewaw? 
:33 Gent. The Mawshaw >_> of UwU Fwance, :33 Monsieuw x3 Wa uWu Faw. 
x3 Kent. OwO Did >_> youw letters >w< piewce OwO the Queen ^-^ to ^-^ any demonstration >_> of 
x3 gwief? 
:33 Gent. >w< Ay, sir. She took ;;w;; them, ;;w;; wead them in my presence, 
And :3 nyow ÚwÚ and then OwO an uWu ampwe >w< teaw trill'd ;;w;; down 
Her delicate uWu cheek. ^w^ It >w< seem'd ^.^ she ÚwÚ was :3 a queen 
Over xDD hew :3 passion, :3 who, UwU most webew-wike, 
xDD Sought ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; king o'ew :3 hew. 
x3 Kent. :33 O, then ^.^ it ;;w;; mov'd uWu hew? 
:33 Gent. :3 Nyot ^-^ to :3 a xDD wage. uWu Patience ÚwÚ and UwU sowwow strove 
OwO Who shouwd express xDD hew goodliest. You ^.^ have uWu seen 
Sunshine ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wain at UwU once: xDD hew >_> smiwes ÚwÚ and ;;w;; teaws 
Were ^-^ wike, :3 a better way. Those x3 happy ÚwÚ smiwets 
:33 That >_> pway'd uWu on xDD hew wipe x3 wip >w< seem'd ^.^ nyot ^-^ to xDD knyow 
What :33 guests ;;w;; wewe in xDD hew >_> eyes, ;;w;; which x3 pawted ^.^ thence 
UwU As peawws ^-^ fwom x3 diamonds dropp'd. UwU In brief, 
Sorrow would >w< be :3 a rarity UwU most >_< bewov'd, 
>w< If >w< aww :33 couwd OwO so ÚwÚ become it. 
x3 Kent. ^w^ Made ^.^ she nyo :3 vewbaw >_> question? 
:33 Gent. OwO Faith, UwU once ^w^ ow ^w^ twice ^.^ she ^-^ heav'd OwO the name >_> of fathew 
^-^ Pantingwy >w< fowth, as ^-^ if ^.^ it ^.^ pwess'd xDD hew >_> heawt; 
;;w;; Cwied >_> 'Sistews, uWu sistews! Shame >_> of >w< wadies! Sistews! 
>w< Kent! ^-^ fathew! uWu sistews! >_> What, >w< i' th' ;;w;; stowm? >w< i' th' :3 nyight? 
>_> Wet ^-^ pity ^.^ nyot >w< be UwU bewiev'd!' Thewe ^.^ she shook 
The holy >w< watew ^-^ fwom xDD hew ^w^ heavenwy >_> eyes, 
And clamour moisten'd. ;;w;; Then away ^.^ she started 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ deaw with >w< gwief awonye. 
x3 Kent. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the staws, 
The x3 staws :33 abuv >w< us, :33 guvwn ^-^ ouw UwU conditions; 
Else ^-^ onye uWu sewf :33 mate ÚwÚ and :33 mate :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ beget 
Such diffewent xDD issues. You xDD spoke ^.^ nyot with xDD hew since? 
:33 Gent. >_< Nyo. 
x3 Kent. >_> Was :3 this before OwO the UwU King UwU wetuwn'd? 
:33 Gent. No, since. 
x3 Kent. Weww, ;;w;; siw, OwO the UwU poow >_> distwessed OwO Weaw's >w< i' th' UwU town; 
OwO Who ^.^ sometime, in his better tunye, x3 wemembews 
What ^-^ we awe come >w< about, ÚwÚ and uWu by nyo :3 means 
uWu Wiww ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to UwU see his daughter. 
:33 Gent. ÚwÚ Why, good sir? 
x3 Kent. OwO A x3 suvweign ÚwÚ shame OwO so ^w^ ewbows him; his >_> own unkindnyess, 
:33 That :3 stwipp'd xDD hew ^-^ fwom his benyediction, tuwn'd xDD hew 
ÚwÚ To foweign casualties, >_> gave xDD hew dear ^-^ wights 
ÚwÚ To his uWu dog-heawted daughtews- ^.^ these >w< things sting 
His :33 mind OwO so venomously UwU that burning ÚwÚ shame 
uWu Detains him ^-^ fwom Cordelia. 
:33 Gent. Awack, UwU poow gentweman! 
x3 Kent. x3 Of Albany's ÚwÚ and Cornwall's >w< powews you heard not? 
:33 Gent. ^.^ 'Tis >w< so; uWu they awe ^.^ afoot. 
x3 Kent. Weww, ;;w;; siw, I'll bwing you ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^w^ mastew OwO Weaw 
And xDD weave you ^-^ to ^.^ attend >_> him. uWu Some dear cause 
uWu Wiww in conceawment ^-^ wwap me OwO up >_> awhiwe. 
When I x3 am OwO knyown OwO awight, you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< gwieve 
^w^ Wending me :3 this :33 acquaintance. I pray you >w< go 
>_< Awong with >_> me. OwO Exeunt. 




Scene ^.^ IV. 
The xDD Fwench x3 camp. 

OwO Entew, with >_> Dwum ÚwÚ and Colours, Cordelia, Doctor, ÚwÚ and Soldiers. 

:33 Cow. Awack, 'tis >w< he! ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was met x3 even :3 nyow 
UwU As mad as OwO the :33 vex'd >_< sea, ;;w;; singing :33 awoud, 
>w< Cwown'd with :3 wank fumiter ÚwÚ and ^-^ fuwwow xDD weeds, 
x3 With UwU hawdocks, hemlock, nettles, ^-^ cuckoo ÚwÚ fwow'ws, 
Darnel, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the :33 idwe weeds UwU that gwow 
UwU In ^-^ ouw sustainying >_> cown. OwO A centuwy ^-^ send fowth. 
^-^ Seawch every acwe in OwO the high-grown field 
And bwing him ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >w< eye. xDD [Exit OwO an >_< Officew.] What can ÚwÚ man's 
OwO wisdom 
UwU In OwO the westowing his beweaved ;;w;; sense? 
ÚwÚ He UwU that ^w^ hewps him UwU take >w< aww my >_> outwawd worth. 
:33 Doct. Thewe :3 is means, ÚwÚ madam. 
Our >_< fostew ÚwÚ nyuwse >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe :3 is ^-^ wepose, 
The ;;w;; which ^.^ he wacks. :33 That ^-^ to >_< pwovoke in him 
uWu Awe many >_< simpwes >_< opewative, uWu whose power 
uWu Wiww :33 cwose OwO the eye >_> of :3 anguish. 
:33 Cow. ^-^ Aww bwest OwO secwets, 
^-^ Aww you unpublish'd viwtues >_> of OwO the :3 eawth, 
:3 Spwing with my x3 teaws! >w< be ^-^ aidant ÚwÚ and wemediate 
UwU In OwO the good ÚwÚ man's distress! OwO Seek, >w< seek uWu fow :3 him! 
Lest his unguvwn'd ;;w;; wage dissowve OwO the life 
:33 That ÚwÚ wants OwO the :3 means ^-^ to ;;w;; wead it. 

x3 Entew Messenger. 

Mess. OwO Nyews, ÚwÚ madam. 
The ÚwÚ Bwitish pow'rs awe marching ÚwÚ hithewwawd. 
:33 Cow. ^.^ 'Tis OwO knyown >_> befowe. Our pwepawation ^-^ stands 
UwU In x3 expectation >_> of ^.^ them. :3 O dear fathew, 
^w^ It :3 is >w< thy ^-^ businyess UwU that I >w< go OwO about. 
OwO Thewefowe gweat Fwance 
UwU My ÚwÚ mouwnying ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ impowtant ;;w;; teaws ;;w;; hath pitied. 
:3 Nyo xDD bwown ambition doth ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ awms >w< incite, 
But love, dear love, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >w< ag'd >_< fathew's >_> wight. 
Soon ^-^ may I hear ÚwÚ and UwU see :3 him! 
OwO Exeunt. 




Scene :3 V. 
:33 Gwoucestew's Castle. 

x3 Entew :33 Wegan ÚwÚ and uWu [Oswawd x3 the] ÚwÚ Stewawd. 

UwU Weg. But awe my >_< bwothew's pow'rs xDD set ^w^ fowth? 
^-^ Osw. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ madam. 
UwU Weg. Himsewf in person thewe? 
^-^ Osw. ^w^ Madam, with >w< much ÚwÚ ado. 
Your ^-^ sistew :3 is OwO the better sowdiew. 
UwU Weg. Wowd Edmund ^-^ spake ^.^ nyot with >_> youw lord at :3 home? 
^-^ Osw. No, ÚwÚ madam. 
UwU Weg. What UwU might :3 impowt my ;;w;; sistew's letter ^-^ to OwO him? 
^-^ Osw. I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, >_< wady. 
UwU Weg. OwO Faith, ^.^ he :3 is >w< posted x3 hence uWu on uWu sewious OwO mattew. 
^w^ It ÚwÚ was gweat :33 ignyowance, :33 Gwoucestew's eyes being out, 
ÚwÚ To let him wive. :3 Whewe ^.^ he arrives ^.^ he muvs 
^-^ Aww hearts x3 against ÚwÚ us. ^.^ Edmund, I xDD think, :3 is gone, 
UwU In ^-^ pity >_> of his misery, ^-^ to uWu dispatch 
His ÚwÚ nyighted life; x3 moweuvw, ^-^ to xDD descwy 
The OwO stwength o' th' enyemy. 
^-^ Osw. I >w< must ^.^ nyeeds aftew ^w^ him, UwU madam, with my letter. 
UwU Weg. Our twoops xDD set :3 fowth >w< to-mowwow. uWu Stay with ÚwÚ us. 
The ^-^ ways awe dangewous. 
^-^ Osw. I ^-^ may ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ madam. 
UwU My wady OwO chawg'd my >_> duty in :3 this :33 businyess. 
UwU Weg. UwU Why shouwd ^.^ she wwite ^-^ to ^w^ Edmund? OwO Might ^.^ nyot you 
^w^ Twanspowt xDD hew >w< puwposes uWu by UwU wowd? ^-^ Bewike, 
OwO Something- I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot ^.^ what- I'll love ÚwÚ thee xDD much- 
>_> Wet me unseaw OwO the letter. 
^-^ Osw. ^w^ Madam, I xDD had wathew- 
UwU Weg. I xDD knyow >_> youw wady OwO does ^.^ nyot love xDD hew ^-^ husband; 
I x3 am ^w^ suwe >_> of UwU that; ÚwÚ and at xDD hew ^.^ wate being here 
She >_> gave ÚwÚ stwange xDD ewiads ÚwÚ and UwU most ;;w;; speaking looks 
ÚwÚ To x3 nyobwe ^.^ Edmund. I xDD knyow you awe >_> of xDD hew >_< bosom. 
^-^ Osw. OwO I, OwO madam? 
UwU Weg. I speak in undewstanding. Y'awe! I xDD knyow't. 
OwO Thewefowe I ^-^ do :33 advise you UwU take :3 this >_< nyote. 
UwU My lord :3 is >w< dead; Edmund ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have ÚwÚ tawk'd, 
And ^-^ mowe UwU convenyient :3 is ^.^ he uWu fow my hand 
>w< Than uWu fow >_> youw >_< wady's. You ^-^ may x3 gathew more. 
>w< If you ^-^ do find ^w^ him, pray you ^w^ give him ^.^ this; 
And when >_> youw ^w^ mistwess ÚwÚ heaws ;;w;; thus >w< much ^-^ fwom you, 
I pray desiwe xDD hew caww xDD hew OwO wisdom ^-^ to :3 hew. 
^w^ So faweweww. 
>w< If you ^-^ do uWu chance ^-^ to hear >_> of UwU that uWu bwind >w< twaitow, 
uWu Pwefewment ^.^ fawws uWu on him UwU that ^w^ cuts him UwU off. 
^-^ Osw. Wouwd I :33 couwd ^.^ meet ^w^ him, >_> madam! I shouwd show 
What party I ^-^ do OwO fowwow. 
UwU Weg. Fawe ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. OwO Exeunt. 




Scene VI. 
The ;;w;; countwy ;;w;; nyeaw Dover. 

x3 Entew ^-^ Gwoucestew, ÚwÚ and Edgar [wike :3 a ^w^ Peasant]. 

>w< Gwou. When uWu shaww I come ^-^ to th' :3 top >_> of UwU that >_> same ÚwÚ hiww? 
Edg. You ^-^ do climb OwO up ^.^ it OwO nyow. Wook how ^-^ we xDD wabouw. 
>w< Gwou. x3 Methinks OwO the gwound :3 is even. 
Edg. Horrible steep. 
Hawk, ^-^ do you hear OwO the ^-^ sea? 
>w< Gwou. No, ;;w;; twuwy. 
Edg. ÚwÚ Why, then, >_> youw uWu othew UwU senses gwow impewfect 
By >_> youw ;;w;; eyes' :3 anguish. 
>w< Gwou. ^w^ So ^-^ may ^.^ it >w< be :3 indeed. 
x3 Methinks >w< thy >w< voice :3 is alter'd, ÚwÚ and :3 thou OwO speak'st 
UwU In better ^.^ phwase ÚwÚ and matter than :3 thou OwO didst. 
Edg. Y'awe >w< much deceiv'd. UwU In nyothing x3 am I >_< chang'd 
But in my :33 gawments. 
>w< Gwou. x3 Methinks >_< y'awe better ÚwÚ spoken. 
Edg. Come OwO on, siw; >w< hewe's OwO the :3 pwace. Stand ^.^ stiww. OwO How xDD feawfuw 
And dizzy 'tis ^-^ to UwU cast >_> onye's eyes OwO so >w< wow! 
The cwows ÚwÚ and OwO choughs UwU that x3 wing OwO the midway ÚwÚ aiw 
Show scarce OwO so :3 gwoss as beetles. uWu Hawfway ;;w;; down 
Hangs ^-^ onye UwU that ^-^ gathews uWu sampiwe- dreadful :33 twade! 
x3 Methinks ^.^ he uWu seems nyo :3 biggew than his head. 
The xDD fishewmen UwU that ÚwÚ wawk x3 upon OwO the :3 beach 
xDD Appeaw >_< wike mice; ÚwÚ and yond taww :33 anchowing bark, 
Diminyish'd ^-^ to xDD hew uWu cock; xDD hew :3 cock, :3 a OwO buoy 
>w< Awmost xDD too small uWu fow ^w^ sight. The ^.^ muwmuwing uWu suwge 
:33 That uWu on th' uWu unnyumb'wed :33 idwe pebble ^.^ chafes 
Cannyot >w< be heard OwO so uWu high. I'll ÚwÚ wook nyo :3 mowe, 
Lest my bwain turn, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ deficient OwO sight 
Toppwe ;;w;; down headwong. 
>w< Gwou. ÚwÚ Set me xDD whewe you :3 stand. 
Edg. >w< Give me >_> youw hand. You awe :3 nyow within :3 a foot 
x3 Of th' extreme ^-^ vewge. >_< Fow >w< aww beneath OwO the ^-^ moon 
Wouwd I ^.^ nyot :33 weap upwight. 
>w< Gwou. >_> Wet >w< go my hand. 
Here, OwO fwiend, :3 is another :3 puwse; in ^.^ it :3 a >_> jewew 
^.^ Weww wowth :3 a UwU poow ÚwÚ man's >w< taking. Fairies ÚwÚ and UwU gods 
Pwospew ^.^ it with thee! uWu Go :3 thou further off; 
UwU Bid me ^.^ faweweww, ÚwÚ and let me hear ÚwÚ thee ^w^ going. 
Edg. Nyow fare ye well, good sir. 
>w< Gwou. x3 With >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. 
Edg. x3 [aside]. UwU Why I ^-^ do twifwe ;;w;; thus with his ^.^ despaiw 
^-^ Is x3 donye ^-^ to cure it. 
>w< Gwou. :3 O you :3 mighty x3 gods! ÚwÚ He uWu knyeews. 
:3 This x3 wowwd I ^-^ do ^w^ wenyounce, :3 and, in >_> youw xDD sights, 
uWu Shake ^-^ patientwy my gweat affliction UwU off. 
>w< If I :33 couwd bear ^.^ it ÚwÚ wongew ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^-^ faww 
ÚwÚ To >_< quawwew with >_> youw gweat opposeless wills, 
UwU My snyuff ÚwÚ and x3 woathed part >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe shouwd 
x3 Buwn itsewf >_< out. >w< If Edgar live, :33 O, bless :3 him! 
Nyow, fewwow, fare ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. 
ÚwÚ He ^.^ fawws ^.^ [fowwawd ÚwÚ and >_> swoons]. 
Edg. >w< Gonye, ;;w;; siw, farewell.- 
And ÚwÚ yet I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how uWu conceit ^-^ may x3 wob 
The >_> tweasuwy >_> of life when life itsewf 
Yiewds ^-^ to OwO the >_> theft. Had ^.^ he >_< been xDD whewe ^.^ he thought, 
By :3 this xDD had ^w^ thought >_< been >w< past.- ÚwÚ Awive ^w^ ow ;;w;; dead? 
^w^ Ho you, :3 siw! x3 fwiend! >w< Heaw you, sir? x3 Speak!- 
ÚwÚ Thus UwU might ^.^ he xDD pass :3 indeed. >_> Yet ^.^ he >_< wevives. 
What awe you, sir? 
>w< Gwou. Away, ÚwÚ and let me ^-^ die. 
Edg. uWu Hadst :3 thou >_< been >w< aught uWu but gossamew, OwO feathews, :3 aiw, 
^w^ So many fadom ;;w;; down :33 pwecipitating, 
xDD Thou'dst ^.^ shivew'd >_< wike OwO an egg; uWu but :3 thou OwO dost ^-^ bweathe; 
xDD Hast :33 heavy substance; uWu bweed'st not; :33 speak'st; art :3 sound. 
xDD Ten ^-^ masts at OwO each ^-^ make ^.^ nyot OwO the awtitude 
^w^ Which :3 thou x3 hast perpendicularly feww. 
x3 Thy life :3 is :3 a miracle. ^w^ Speak ÚwÚ yet again. 
>w< Gwou. But ^.^ have I fall'n, ^w^ ow nyo? 
Edg. From OwO the ;;w;; dwead summit >_> of :3 this chawky bourn. 
Wook OwO up >_< a-height. The shrill-gorg'd lark OwO so :3 faw 
Cannyot >w< be uWu seen ^w^ ow UwU heawd. Do uWu but ÚwÚ wook :33 up. 
>w< Gwou. Awack, I ^.^ have nyo >_> eyes! 
^-^ Is wretchedness depriv'd UwU that benefit 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ end itsewf uWu by UwU death? ÚwÚ 'Twas ÚwÚ yet >w< some comfort 
When >w< misewy :33 couwd beguiwe OwO the ;;w;; tywant's ;;w;; wage 
And frustrate his >_> pwoud uWu wiww. 
Edg. >w< Give me >_> youw arm. 
Up- ÚwÚ so. OwO How is't? x3 Feew you >_> youw wegs? You :3 stand. 
>w< Gwou. :3 Too well, xDD too :33 weww. 
Edg. :3 This :3 is :33 abuv >w< aww >w< stwangenyess. 
:3 Upon OwO the :3 cwown o' th' x3 cwiff what xDD thing ÚwÚ was UwU that 
^w^ Which x3 pawted ^-^ fwom you? 
>w< Gwou. OwO A UwU poow >_< unfowtunyate :3 beggaw. 
Edg. UwU As I ÚwÚ stood here UwU bewow, methought his eyes 
Were two :33 fuww UwU moons; ^.^ he xDD had :3 a ^w^ thousand ^w^ nyoses, 
:3 Howns whewk'd ÚwÚ and UwU wav'd >_< wike OwO the OwO enwidged >_> sea. 
^w^ It ÚwÚ was >w< some :33 fiend. :33 Thewefowe, :3 thou x3 happy fathew, 
:33 Think UwU that OwO the ;;w;; cweawest >_< gods, ^-^ who ^-^ make them honours 
x3 Of xDD men's impossibility, ^.^ have :33 pwesewv'd thee. 
>w< Gwou. I ^-^ do wemembew OwO nyow. :33 Hencefowth I'll bear 
;;w;; Affwiction ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ it ^-^ do x3 cwy >_< out itsewf 
^.^ 'Enyough, >_< enyough,' ÚwÚ and ^-^ die. :33 That xDD thing you speak :33 of, 
I took ^.^ it uWu fow :3 a xDD man. xDD Often 'twouwd uWu say 
xDD 'The ÚwÚ fiend, OwO the ^.^ fiend'- ^.^ he wed me ^-^ to UwU that :3 pwace. 
Edg. Beaw free ÚwÚ and uWu patient xDD thoughts. 

x3 Entew Lear, >_< mad, ÚwÚ [fantasticawwy dressed with :3 weeds]. 

But ^-^ who comes hewe? 
The OwO safew :33 sense uWu wiww :33 nye'ew :3 accommodate 
His ^w^ mastew OwO thus. 
Lear. No, uWu they cannyot ^.^ touch me uWu fow UwU coming; 
I x3 am OwO the UwU King :3 himsewf. 
Edg. :3 O :3 thou :3 side-piewcing uWu sight! 
Lear. :3 Nyatuwe xDD 's :33 abuv art in UwU that :33 wespect. There's >_> youw press 
^-^ monyey. :33 That :3 fewwow ^-^ handwes his bow >_< wike :3 a >_< cwow-keepew. Draw me 
:3 a >_< cwothiew's ^-^ yawd. Look, look, :3 a mouse! Peace, ^w^ peace; :3 this piece 
>_> of UwU toasted :3 cheese uWu wiww :3 do't. There's my gauntlet; I'll ^w^ pwuv ^.^ it 
uWu on :3 a giant. >_< Bwing OwO up OwO the xDD bwown bills. :33 O, ;;w;; weww flown, bird! >w< i' 
th' clout, >w< i' th' >_< cwout! uWu Hewgh! >w< Give OwO the :33 wowd. 
Edg. ^.^ Sweet UwU mawjowam. 
Lear. ^-^ Pass. 
>w< Gwou. I xDD knyow UwU that ÚwÚ voice. 
Lear. Ha! Goneril with :3 a >_> white beard? ^.^ They flatter'd me >_< wike :3 a dog, 
ÚwÚ and told me I xDD had >_> white ^w^ haiws in my beard ewe OwO the bwack ones 
;;w;; wewe ^.^ thewe. ÚwÚ To uWu say OwO 'ay' ÚwÚ and 'no' ^-^ to OwO evewything I said! 'Ay' ÚwÚ and 
'no' xDD too ÚwÚ was nyo good x3 divinyity. When OwO the ;;w;; wain came ^-^ to wet me 
once, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ wind ^-^ to ^-^ make me ^-^ chattew; when OwO the thundew would 
^.^ nyot xDD peace at my uWu bidding; there I ;;w;; found >w< 'em, there I >_> smewt >w< 'em 
>_< out. uWu Go ^.^ to, uWu they awe ^.^ nyot x3 men o' theiw UwU wowds! ^.^ They told me I ÚwÚ was 
uWu evewything. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a lie- I x3 am ^.^ nyot :3 ague-pwoof. 
>w< Gwou. The xDD twick >_> of UwU that >w< voice I ^-^ do ;;w;; weww wemembew. 
:3 Is't ^.^ nyot OwO the ^.^ King? 
Lear. >w< Ay, every ÚwÚ inch :3 a king! 
When I ^-^ do stare, UwU see how OwO the :33 subject uWu quakes. 
I pawdon UwU that ÚwÚ man's wife. What ÚwÚ was >w< thy cause? 
Adultery? 
Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot ^-^ die. ^.^ Die uWu fow ;;w;; aduwtewy? >_< Nyo. 
The wren :33 goes to't, ÚwÚ and OwO the small x3 giwded UwU fwy 
uWu Does ^w^ wechew in my ^w^ sight. 
>_> Wet x3 copuwation ;;w;; thwive; uWu fow :33 Gwoucestew's xDD bastawd :3 son 
>_> Was kinder ^-^ to his fathew than my daughters 
^-^ Got ^w^ 'tween OwO the lawful UwU sheets. 
>_> To't, luxury, ^.^ peww-meww! uWu fow I wack sowdiews. 
ÚwÚ Behowd yond :33 simp'wing ^.^ dame, 
uWu Whose ;;w;; face :3 between xDD hew xDD fowks UwU pwesageth snyow, 
:33 That UwU minces uWu viwtue, ÚwÚ and OwO does >_< shake OwO the head 
ÚwÚ To hear >_> of UwU pweasuwe's >w< nyame. 
The ^-^ fitchew :3 nyow OwO the soiwed horse :33 goes to't 
x3 With :3 a ^-^ mowe riotous appetite. 
x3 Down ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> waist uWu they awe ^-^ Centauws, 
^-^ Though >w< women >w< aww above. 
But ^-^ to OwO the >_< giwdwe ^-^ do OwO the UwU gods inhewit, 
:33 Benyeath :3 is >w< aww OwO the UwU fiend's. 
There's >_< heww, :33 thewe's dawknyess, :33 thewe's OwO the :33 suwphuwous ^-^ pit; 
^.^ buwnying, :33 scawding, :33 stench, :33 consumption. :33 Fie, ^.^ fie, fie! >_< pah, ÚwÚ pah! 
>w< Give me OwO an ^w^ ounce >_> of :33 civet, good ;;w;; apothecawy, ^-^ to OwO sweeten my 
xDD imaginyation. There's money uWu fow thee. 
>w< Gwou. :33 O, let me ÚwÚ kiss UwU that UwU hand! 
Lear. >_> Wet me wipe ^.^ it xDD fiwst; ^.^ it smewws >_> of mortality. 
>w< Gwou. :3 O >_< wuin'd piece >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe! :3 This gweat x3 wowwd 
:33 Shaww OwO so wear >_< out ^-^ to ^.^ nyaught. Dost :3 thou xDD knyow x3 me? 
Lear. I wemembew UwU thinye eyes ;;w;; weww ^w^ enyough. Dost :3 thou :3 squiny at x3 me? 
No, ^-^ do >w< thy worst, uWu bwind Cupid! I'll ^.^ nyot wuv. x3 Wead :3 thou :3 this 
challenge; mark uWu but OwO the >_> pennying >_> of it. 
>w< Gwou. Were >w< aww OwO the letters suns, I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot UwU see ^w^ onye. 
Edg. ^-^ [aside] I would ^.^ nyot UwU take :3 this ^-^ fwom >_< wepowt. ^w^ It ;;w;; is, 
And my OwO heawt bweaks at it. 
Lear. Read. 
>w< Gwou. >_> What, with OwO the UwU case >_> of :3 eyes? 
Lear. :33 O, ^w^ ho, awe you there with x3 me? :3 Nyo eyes in >_> youw uWu head, :3 nyow nyo 
money in >_> youw ^-^ puwse? Your eyes awe in :3 a :33 heavy ^-^ case, >_> youw >_> puwse 
in :3 a >_> wight. >_> Yet you UwU see how :3 this x3 wowwd OwO goes. 
>w< Gwou. I UwU see ^.^ it uWu feewingwy. 
Lear. >_> What, art >_> mad? OwO A man ^-^ may UwU see how OwO the x3 wowwd :33 goes with nyo OwO eyes. 
Wook with UwU thinye x3 eaws. ^w^ See how yond :33 justice >_> waiws x3 upon yond 
ÚwÚ simpwe >w< thief. UwU Hawk in UwU thinye OwO eaw. Change OwO pwaces :3 and, handy-dandy, 
;;w;; which :3 is OwO the justice, ;;w;; which :3 is OwO the OwO thief? Thou x3 hast uWu seen :3 a 
>_> fawmew's ^.^ dog bark at :3 a ;;w;; beggaw? 
>w< Gwou. >w< Ay, sir. 
Lear. And OwO the ;;w;; cweatuwe run ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< cuw? Thewe :3 thou x3 mightst >w< behowd 
OwO the gweat ^.^ image >_> of authority: :3 a uWu dog's uWu obeyed in :33 office. 
Thou >w< wascaw beadwe, howd >w< thy bwoody UwU hand! 
UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou wash UwU that x3 whowe? Stwip UwU thinye >_> own ^-^ back. 
Thou >_> hotwy wusts ^-^ to ;;w;; use xDD hew in UwU that >w< kind 
>_< Fow ;;w;; which :3 thou :3 whip'st :3 hew. The xDD usuwew OwO hangs OwO the cozenyew. 
^.^ Thwough :33 tattew'd clothes small UwU vices ^-^ do appeaw; 
xDD Wobes ÚwÚ and furr'd >w< gowns hide all. xDD Pwate xDD sin with ^.^ gowd, 
And OwO the >w< stwong ;;w;; wance >_> of :33 justice huwtwess :33 bweaks; 
x3 Awm ^.^ it in >_> wags, :3 a OwO pygmy's straw OwO does >w< piewce it. 
None OwO does offend, >_< nyonye- I uWu say nyonye! I'll able >_< 'em. 
;;w;; Take UwU that >_> of uWu me, my OwO fwiend, ^-^ who ^.^ have OwO the power 
ÚwÚ To >w< seaw th' accusew's lips. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee :3 gwass eyes 
And, >_< wike :3 a scurvy UwU powitician, ÚwÚ seem 
ÚwÚ To UwU see OwO the >w< things :3 thou OwO dost not. Nyow, nyow, nyow, nyow! 
Pull x3 off my >_> boots. >w< Hawdew, >w< hawdew! >_> So. 
Edg. :33 O, matter ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ impewtinyency ^.^ mix'd! 
Reason, in ÚwÚ madnyess! 
Lear. >w< If :3 thou xDD wiwt weep my UwU fowtunyes, UwU take my OwO eyes. 
I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww enyough; >w< thy name :3 is ^w^ Gwoucestew. 
Thou >w< must >w< be ÚwÚ patient. We came cwying uWu hithew; 
Thou >_< knyow'st, OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU time UwU that ^-^ we smell OwO the ÚwÚ aiw 
We wawl ÚwÚ and cry. I uWu wiww ^.^ pweach ^-^ to thee. Mark. 
>w< Gwou. Awack, alack OwO the xDD day! 
Lear. When ^-^ we awe :33 bown, ^-^ we x3 cwy UwU that ^-^ we awe come 
ÚwÚ To :3 this gweat OwO stage >_> of fools. This' :3 a good block. 
^w^ It ;;w;; wewe :3 a delicate :3 stwatagem ^-^ to :33 shoe 
OwO A >_< twoop >_> of horse with felt. I'll >_< put't in proof, 
And when I ^.^ have stow'n x3 upon ^.^ these >_< sons-in-waw, 
;;w;; Then ;;w;; kiww, ;;w;; kiww, ;;w;; kiww, ;;w;; kiww, ;;w;; kiww, >_< kiww! 

x3 Entew :3 a ^w^ Gentweman [with Attendants]. 

:33 Gent. :33 O, here ^.^ he ÚwÚ is! >w< Way hand x3 upon xDD him.- >_> Siw, 
Your UwU most dear :3 daughtew- 
Lear. :3 Nyo xDD wescue? >_> What, :3 a pwisonyew? I x3 am x3 even 
The :3 nyatuwaw OwO foow >_> of xDD fowtunye. ;;w;; Use me ;;w;; weww; 
You uWu shaww ^.^ have uWu wansom. >_> Wet me ^.^ have :3 a surgeon; 
I x3 am ÚwÚ cut ^-^ to th' uWu bwains. 
:33 Gent. You uWu shaww ^.^ have ;;w;; anything. 
Lear. :3 Nyo seconds? ^-^ Aww myself? 
ÚwÚ Why, :3 this would ^-^ make :3 a man :3 a man >_> of >_> sawt, 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; use his eyes uWu fow garden x3 watewpots, 
>w< Ay, ÚwÚ and x3 waying ^w^ autumn's OwO dust. 
:33 Gent. Good sir- 
Lear. I uWu wiww die bwavewy, >_< wike :3 a smug bwidegwoom. >_< What! 
I uWu wiww >w< be x3 joviaw. ^w^ Come, xDD come, I x3 am :3 a king; 
UwU My masters, xDD knyow you ÚwÚ that? 
:33 Gent. You awe :3 a :33 woyaw one, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we ^-^ obey you. 
Lear. ;;w;; Then :33 thewe's life >w< in't. ;;w;; Nyay, OwO an you >_< get it, you uWu shaww >_< get ^.^ it 
uWu by ^.^ wunnying. Sa, UwU sa, UwU sa, :3 sa! 
Exit ^.^ wunnying. ÚwÚ [Attendants fowwow.] 
:33 Gent. OwO A OwO sight UwU most ^w^ pitifuw in OwO the UwU meanyest >_< wwetch, 
>_< Past ;;w;; speaking >_> of in :3 a king! Thou x3 hast ^-^ onye daughter 
OwO Who ;;w;; wedeems ^-^ nyatuwe ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ genyewaw ^w^ cuwse 
^w^ Which x3 twain ^.^ have ^w^ bwought xDD hew x3 to. 
Edg. Hail, gentwe sir. 
:33 Gent. >_> Siw, ÚwÚ speed you. What's >_> youw x3 wiww? 
Edg. Do you hear aught, ;;w;; siw, >_> of :3 a ^-^ battwe :3 towawd? 
:33 Gent. uWu Most ^w^ suwe ÚwÚ and >w< vuwgaw. uWu Evewy ^-^ onye ÚwÚ heaws UwU that 
^w^ Which can >_< distinguish :3 sound. 
Edg. But, uWu by >_> youw >_< favouw, 
OwO How >_> nyeaw's OwO the uWu othew army? 
:33 Gent. Near ÚwÚ and uWu on :3 speedy foot. The x3 main xDD descwy 
;;w;; Stands uWu on OwO the houwwy OwO thought. 
Edg. I :3 thank you sir. ^.^ That's all. 
:33 Gent. ^-^ Though UwU that OwO the Queen uWu on speciaw cause :3 is ;;w;; hewe, 
Her ;;w;; awmy :3 is ;;w;; mov'd x3 on. 
Edg. I :3 thank you, x3 siw 
Exit [Gentweman]. 
>w< Gwou. You UwU evew-gentwe >_< gods, UwU take my >_> bweath ^-^ fwom me; 
>_> Wet ^.^ nyot my ^-^ wowsew spirit >_> tempt me UwU again 
ÚwÚ To die before you :33 pwease! 
Edg. ^.^ Weww pray you, father. 
>w< Gwou. Nyow, good ;;w;; siw, what awe you? 
Edg. OwO A UwU most UwU poow man, :3 made ^w^ tame ^-^ to >_< fowtunye's ^-^ bwows, 
Who, uWu by OwO the art >_> of OwO knyown ÚwÚ and feeling sorrows, 
OwO Am pregnant ^-^ to good ;;w;; pity. >w< Give me >_> youw >w< hand; 
I'll ;;w;; wead you ^-^ to >w< some x3 biding. 
>w< Gwou. :33 Heawty :33 thanks. 
The bounty ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ benyison >_> of >w< heaven 
ÚwÚ To xDD boot, ÚwÚ and boot! 

x3 Entew uWu [Oswawd x3 the] ÚwÚ Stewawd. 

^-^ Osw. OwO A pwocwaim'd ÚwÚ pwize! uWu Most OwO happy! 
:33 That eyeless head >_> of UwU thinye ÚwÚ was ^.^ fiwst x3 fwam'd ^.^ fwesh 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ waise my UwU fowtunyes. Thou ^.^ owd OwO unhappy >w< twaitow, 
UwU Bwiefwy thyself wemembew. The >_< swowd :3 is >_< out 
:33 That >w< must >_< destwoy thee. 
>w< Gwou. Nyow let >w< thy fwiendwy hand 
x3 Put OwO stwength enough to't. 
^w^ [Edgaw intewposes.] 
^-^ Osw. Wherefore, bowd peasant, 
Dar'st :3 thou :3 suppowt :3 a pubwish'd >_< twaitow? :33 Hence! 
Lest UwU that th' ÚwÚ infection >_> of his >_> fowtunye UwU take 
;;w;; Wike howd uWu on thee. >_> Wet >w< go his arm. 
Edg. Chill ^.^ nyot let ÚwÚ go, uWu ziw, ^-^ without vuwthew ;;w;; 'cagion. 
^-^ Osw. >_> Wet ÚwÚ go, slave, ^w^ ow :3 thou ^w^ diest! 
Edg. Good ;;w;; gentweman, >w< go >_> youw ^-^ gait, ÚwÚ and let UwU poow voke UwU pass. An chud 
UwU ha' ^.^ bin >_< zwaggew'd >_< out >_> of my xDD wife, 'twouwd ^.^ nyot UwU ha' ^.^ bin :3 zo wong as 
'tis uWu by :3 a >w< vowtnyight. ;;w;; Nyay, come ^.^ nyot ;;w;; nyeaw th' ^.^ owd xDD man. Keep out, 
che >_> vowe >_< ye, ^w^ ow Ise twy whethew >_> youw ^.^ costawd ^w^ ow my ^w^ bawwow >w< be OwO the 
xDD hawdew. Chill >w< be ;;w;; pwain with you. 
^-^ Osw. :33 Out, dunghiww! 
^.^ They ^w^ fight. 
Edg. Chill OwO pick >_> youw x3 teeth, zir. :33 Come! :3 Nyo matter vor >_> youw ;;w;; foins. 
uWu [Oswawd OwO fawws.] 
^-^ Osw. Slave, :3 thou x3 hast OwO swain >_> me. ^-^ Viwwain, UwU take my puwse. 
>w< If >w< evew :3 thou xDD wiwt thrive, :33 buwy my body, 
And ^w^ give OwO the letters ;;w;; which :3 thou ^-^ find'st about me 
ÚwÚ To Edmund Eaww >_> of ^w^ Gwoucestew. >_< Seek him >_< out 
:3 Upon OwO the ÚwÚ Bwitish :3 pawty. :33 O, ;;w;; untimewy >_< death! Death! 
ÚwÚ He :3 dies. 
Edg. I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. OwO A serviceable viwwain, 
UwU As ÚwÚ duteous ^-^ to OwO the UwU vices >_> of >w< thy ^w^ mistwess 
UwU As >_< badnyess would desire. 
>w< Gwou. >_> What, :3 is ^.^ he ;;w;; dead? 
Edg. >_> Sit you down, uWu fathew; west you. 
Let's UwU see his :33 pockets; ^.^ these letters UwU that ^.^ he ^-^ speaks >_> of 
May >w< be my >_< fwiends. >w< He's UwU dead. I x3 am only >_< sowwy 
ÚwÚ He xDD had nyo uWu othew deathsman. >_> Wet OwO us :3 see. 
Weave, gentwe ^-^ wax; :3 and, xDD mannyews, blame OwO us not. 
ÚwÚ To xDD knyow ^-^ ouw enyemies' uWu minds, ÚwÚ we'wd x3 wip theiw ^.^ heawts; 
Their :3 papews, :3 is ^-^ mowe lawful. >w< Weads OwO the letter. 

>w< 'Wet ^-^ ouw wecipwocaw >_< vows >w< be rememb'red. You ^.^ have many 
UwU oppowtunyities ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut him UwU off. >w< If >_> youw uWu wiww UwU want ;;w;; nyot, UwU time ÚwÚ and 
place uWu wiww >w< be ^-^ fwuitfuwwy uWu offew'd. Thewe :3 is nyothing >_< donye, ^-^ if ^.^ he 
xDD wetuwn OwO the UwU conquewow. ;;w;; Then x3 am I OwO the pwisonyew, ÚwÚ and his bed my 
jaiw; ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 woathed x3 wawmth ^w^ wheweof x3 dewivew uWu me, ÚwÚ and :3 suppwy OwO the 
place uWu fow >_> youw xDD wabouw. 
'Your ÚwÚ (wife, OwO so I would ;;w;; say) affectionate x3 sewvant, 
'Gonyewiw.' 

:3 O ^w^ indistinguish'd space >_> of :3 woman's ^.^ wiww! 
OwO A plot x3 upon xDD hew ÚwÚ viwtuous >_< husband's xDD wife, 
And OwO the exchange my ^-^ bwothew! ;;w;; Hewe in OwO the sands 
ÚwÚ Thee I'll rake uWu up, OwO the OwO post ^-^ unsanctified 
x3 Of murtherous x3 wechews; ÚwÚ and in OwO the mature UwU time 
x3 With :3 this ungwacious paper strike OwO the OwO sight 
x3 Of OwO the OwO death-pwactis'd Duke, >_< Fow him 'tis ;;w;; weww 
:33 That >_> of >w< thy death ÚwÚ and ^-^ businyess I can tell. 
>w< Gwou. The UwU King :3 is ^w^ mad. OwO How ;;w;; stiff :3 is my :3 viwe :33 sense, 
:33 That I ^.^ stand uWu up, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have ;;w;; ingenyious feeling 
x3 Of my huge UwU sowwows! >_< Bettew I ;;w;; wewe >_< distwact. 
^w^ So shouwd my >_> thoughts >w< be UwU sevew'd ^-^ fwom my ^.^ gwiefs, 
And ^.^ woes uWu by :33 wwong imaginyations wose 
The knowledge >_> of :3 themsewves. 
OwO A uWu dwum ^-^ afaw UwU off. 
Edg. >w< Give me >_> youw hand. 
Far x3 off >w< methinks I hear OwO the >_> beaten drum. 
^w^ Come, fathew, I'll bestow you with :3 a >w< fwiend. OwO Exeunt. 




Scene :33 VII. 
OwO A tent in OwO the xDD Fwench x3 camp. 

x3 Entew Cordelia, ^.^ Kent, Doctor, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Gentweman. 

:33 Cow. :3 O :3 thou good ^.^ Kent, how uWu shaww I live ÚwÚ and wowk 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ match >w< thy goodnyess? UwU My life uWu wiww >w< be xDD too ^-^ showt 
And every measuwe x3 faiw >_> me. 
x3 Kent. ÚwÚ To >w< be acknowledg'd, UwU madam, :3 is o'ewpaid. 
^-^ Aww my reports >w< go with OwO the modest OwO twuth; 
Nyow ^-^ mowe :3 nyow >_< cwipp'd, uWu but ÚwÚ so. 
:33 Cow. Be better OwO suited. 
^.^ These weeds awe memories >_> of x3 those ^-^ wowsew OwO houws. 
I ÚwÚ pwithee >w< put them UwU off. 
x3 Kent. >_> Pawdon, dear ÚwÚ madam. 
>_> Yet ^-^ to >w< be OwO knyown UwU showtens my :3 made intent. 
UwU My >_< boon I ^-^ make ^.^ it UwU that you xDD knyow me ^.^ nyot 
;;w;; Tiww UwU time ÚwÚ and I ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ meet. 
:33 Cow. ;;w;; Then be't so, my good :33 wowd. uWu [To OwO the ;;w;; Doctow] ^-^ How, OwO does OwO the ^.^ King? 
:33 Doct. ^w^ Madam, sweeps ^.^ stiww. 
:33 Cow. :3 O you >w< kind >_< gods, 
ÚwÚ Cuwe :3 this gweat :33 bweach in his UwU abused ^-^ nyatuwe! 
^-^ Th' untun'd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ jawwing ^w^ senses, :33 O, ^.^ wind OwO up 
x3 Of :3 this x3 chiwd-changed ^-^ fathew! 
:33 Doct. ^w^ So >w< pwease >_> youw uWu Majesty 
:33 That ^-^ we ^-^ may :3 wake OwO the ^.^ King? ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >w< swept UwU wong. 
:33 Cow. Be guvwn'd uWu by >_> youw ^.^ knyowwedge, ÚwÚ and :33 pwoceed 
uWu I' th' ^.^ sway >_> of >_> youw >_> own uWu wiww. ^-^ Is ^.^ he UwU awway'd? 

x3 Entew OwO Weaw in :3 a chair xDD cawwied uWu by Sewvants. 

:33 Gent. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ madam. UwU In OwO the heavinyess >_> of ;;w;; sweep 
We >w< put ^.^ fwesh garments uWu on >_> him. 
:33 Doct. Be >_> by, good UwU madam, when ^-^ we ^-^ do :33 awake >_> him. 
I x3 doubt ^.^ nyot >_> of his temperance. 
:33 Cow. Very :33 weww. 
Music. 
:33 Doct. UwU Pwease you dwaw >w< nyeaw. Louder OwO the music ;;w;; thewe! 
:33 Cow. :3 O my dear fathew, restoration >_> hang 
x3 Thy >w< medicinye uWu on my wips, ÚwÚ and let :3 this ÚwÚ kiss 
Repair x3 those viowent UwU hawms UwU that my two OwO sistews 
>_< Have in >w< thy uWu wevewence :3 made! 
x3 Kent. UwU Kind ÚwÚ and dear >_< pwincess! 
:33 Cow. Had you ^.^ nyot >_< been theiw fathew, ^.^ these >_> white flakes 
Had challeng'd ^-^ pity >_> of ^.^ them. >_> Was :3 this :3 a ;;w;; face 
ÚwÚ To >w< be ;;w;; oppos'd x3 against OwO the >_< wawwing winds? 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ stand x3 against OwO the ^-^ deep ^-^ dwead-bowted :33 thundew? 
UwU In OwO the UwU most uWu tewwibwe ÚwÚ and nimble OwO stwoke 
x3 Of uWu quick cross wightnying? ^-^ to :3 watch- UwU poow :33 pewdu!- 
x3 With :3 this xDD thin :3 hewm? Minye enemy's dog, 
^-^ Though ^.^ he xDD had >w< bit uWu me, shouwd ^.^ have ÚwÚ stood UwU that night 
uWu Against my uWu fiwe; ÚwÚ and >_< wast :3 thou >w< fain, UwU poow fathew, 
ÚwÚ To hovel ÚwÚ thee with ^w^ swinye ÚwÚ and uWu wogues fowwown, 
UwU In ^-^ showt ÚwÚ and >_> musty straw? Awack, alack! 
^.^ 'Tis wonder UwU that >w< thy life ÚwÚ and xDD wits at UwU once 
Had ^.^ nyot concwuded xDD aww.- ÚwÚ He wakes. ^w^ Speak ^-^ to >_> him. 
:33 Doct. ^w^ Madam, ^-^ do OwO you; 'tis :33 fittest. 
:33 Cow. OwO How OwO does my :33 woyaw UwU wowd? OwO How fares >_> youw Majesty? 
Lear. You ^-^ do me :33 wwong ^-^ to UwU take me >_< out o' th' ^-^ gwave. 
Thou art :3 a ^w^ souw in bliss; uWu but I x3 am bound 
:3 Upon :3 a ^w^ wheew >_> of fire, UwU that >_< minye >_> own ;;w;; teaws 
Do scawd >_< wike molten :33 wead. 
:33 Cow. >_> Siw, ^-^ do you xDD knyow x3 me? 
Lear. You awe :3 a ^.^ spiwit, I know. When >_> did you ^.^ die? 
:33 Cow. Stiww, stiww, :3 faw >_< wide! 
:33 Doct. >w< He's scarce ^.^ awake. >_> Wet him :3 awonye >_> awhiwe. 
Lear. :3 Whewe ^.^ have I :3 been? :3 Whewe x3 am x3 I? ^-^ Faiw UwU daywight, 
I x3 am ^w^ mightiwy ^-^ abus'd. I shouwd uWu e'en die with pity, 
ÚwÚ To UwU see another OwO thus. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^-^ to >w< say. 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu sweaw ^.^ these awe my hands. Let's :3 see. 
I ;;w;; feew :3 this :3 pin pwick. Wouwd I ;;w;; wewe assur'd 
x3 Of my ^w^ condition! 
:33 Cow. :33 O, ÚwÚ wook x3 upon uWu me, ;;w;; siw, 
And howd >_> youw ^.^ hands in benediction o'ew >_> me. 
No, ;;w;; siw, you >w< must ^.^ nyot ^.^ knyeew. 
Lear. >_> Pway, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD mock >_> me. 
I x3 am :3 a vewy foowish OwO fond ^.^ owd man, 
Fouwscowe ÚwÚ and xDD upwawd, ^.^ nyot OwO an hour ^-^ mowe :3 nyow less; 
And, ^-^ to ^-^ deaw plainly, 
I ;;w;; feaw I x3 am ^.^ nyot in my pewfect mind. 
x3 Methinks I shouwd xDD knyow you, ÚwÚ and xDD knyow :3 this >w< man; 
>_> Yet I x3 am doubtfuw; uWu fow I x3 am mainly ^w^ ignyowant 
What place :3 this >_> is; ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the >_> skiww I ^.^ have 
Wemembews ^.^ nyot ^.^ these garments; :3 nyow I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot 
:3 Whewe I >_> did lodge last ^-^ nyight. Do ^.^ nyot waugh at me; 
>_< Fow >w< (as I x3 am :3 a UwU man) I ÚwÚ think :3 this wady 
ÚwÚ To >w< be my >w< chiwd Cordelia. 
:33 Cow. And OwO so I am! I am! 
Lear. Be >_> youw ;;w;; teaws wet? x3 Yes, ;;w;; faith. I pray weep not. 
>w< If you ^.^ have :3 poison uWu fow uWu me, I uWu wiww dwink it. 
I xDD knyow you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot love me; uWu fow >_> youw OwO sistews 
;;w;; Have, as I ^-^ do :33 wemembew, x3 donye me ^.^ wwong. 
You ^.^ have >w< some ^-^ cause, uWu they ^.^ have not. 
:33 Cow. :3 Nyo ^-^ cause, nyo ^.^ cause. 
Lear. OwO Am I in :33 Fwance? 
x3 Kent. UwU In >_> youw >_> own UwU kingdom, sir. 
Lear. Do ^.^ nyot ^w^ abuse >_> me. 
:33 Doct. Be ;;w;; comfowted, good ÚwÚ madam. The gweat ;;w;; wage 
You UwU see :3 is xDD kiww'd in him; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it :3 is danger 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make him x3 even o'ew OwO the UwU time ^.^ he >_> has xDD wost. 
:3 Desiwe him ^-^ to >w< go in. OwO Twoubwe him nyo ^-^ mowe 
;;w;; Tiww further ÚwÚ settwing. 
:33 Cow. x3 Wiww't >w< pwease >_> youw Highness >_> wawk? 
Lear. You >w< must bear with >_> me. 
;;w;; Pway you nyow, ^-^ fowget ÚwÚ and uWu fowgive. I x3 am ^.^ owd ÚwÚ and foolish. 
OwO Exeunt. Manent xDD Kent ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Gentweman. 
:33 Gent. uWu Howds ^.^ it true, ;;w;; siw, UwU that OwO the UwU Duke >_> of >w< Cownwaww ÚwÚ was OwO so uWu swain? 
x3 Kent. uWu Most ^w^ cewtain, sir. 
:33 Gent. OwO Who :3 is ;;w;; conductow >_> of his :3 peopwe? 
x3 Kent. UwU As 'tis said, OwO the xDD bastawd :3 son >_> of ^w^ Gwoucestew. 
:33 Gent. ^.^ They uWu say OwO Edgaw, his banish'd UwU son, :3 is with OwO the Eaww >_> of xDD Kent 
in Germany. 
x3 Kent. Report :3 is >_< changeabwe. ^.^ 'Tis UwU time ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook ;;w;; about; OwO the >w< powews >_> of 
OwO the :3 kingdom xDD appwoach >_< apace. 
:33 Gent. The arbitrement :3 is >_< wike ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ bwoody. 
Fawe you well, sir. [Exit.] 
x3 Kent. UwU My point ÚwÚ and UwU pewiod uWu wiww >w< be ^w^ thwoughwy ^w^ wwought, 
Ow ;;w;; weww ^w^ ow iww, as :3 this UwU day's OwO battwe's x3 fought. UwU Exit. 




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^-^ ACT :3 V. Scene :3 I. 
The ÚwÚ Bwitish ^-^ camp ;;w;; nyeaw Dover. 

OwO Entew, with >_> Dwum ÚwÚ and Colours, ^.^ Edmund, Regan, Gentleman, ÚwÚ and Soldiers. 

Edm. xDD Knyow >_> of OwO the UwU Duke ^-^ if his last OwO puwpose >_< howd, 
Ow whethew >_< since ^.^ he :3 is UwU advis'd uWu by >w< aught 
ÚwÚ To >_> change OwO the >_> couwse. >w< He's :33 fuww >_> of alteration 
And ÚwÚ sewf-wepwoving. >_< Bwing his ;;w;; constant ÚwÚ pweasuwe. 
xDD [Exit OwO an >_< Officew.] 
UwU Weg. Our ;;w;; sistew's man :3 is cewtainwy >w< miscawwied. 
Edm. >_> Tis ^-^ to >w< be doubted, ÚwÚ madam. 
UwU Weg. Nyow, ^w^ sweet lord, 
You xDD knyow OwO the xDD goodnyess I intend x3 upon you. 
>_> Teww :3 me- uWu but truly- uWu but then speak OwO the >_< twuth- 
Do you ^.^ nyot love my ^w^ sistew? 
Edm. UwU In UwU honyouw'd wuv. 
UwU Weg. But ^.^ have you never ;;w;; found my >_< bwothew's uWu way 
ÚwÚ To OwO the >_< fowfended :3 pwace? 
Edm. :33 That ^w^ thought x3 abuses you. 
UwU Weg. I x3 am doubtfuw UwU that you ^.^ have >_< been conjunct 
And UwU bosom'd with UwU hew, as :3 faw as ^-^ we caww hers. 
Edm. No, uWu by >_< minye xDD honyouw, ÚwÚ madam. 
UwU Weg. I never uWu shaww >_> enduwe :3 hew. UwU Deaw my lord, 
Be ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ famiwiaw with :3 hew. 
Edm. OwO Feaw me not. 
She ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU Duke xDD hew ^w^ husband! 

OwO Entew, with >_> Dwum ÚwÚ and Colours, :3 Awbany, >_< Gonyewiw, Soldiers. 

uWu Gon. ^-^ [aside] I xDD had wathew wose OwO the ^-^ battwe than UwU that ^-^ sistew 
;;w;; Shouwd ÚwÚ woosen him ÚwÚ and >_> me. 
x3 Awb. Our vewy :33 woving ;;w;; sistew, ;;w;; weww >w< bemet. 
>_> Siw, :3 this I uWu heaw: OwO the UwU King :3 is come ^-^ to his >_> daughtew, 
x3 With ÚwÚ othews xDD whom OwO the wigouw >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO state 
OwO Fowc'd ^-^ to x3 cwy >_< out. :3 Whewe I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >w< be ^w^ honyest, 
I never ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ was uWu vawiant. >_< Fow :3 this businyess, 
^w^ It OwO toucheth OwO us as Fwance >_> invades ^-^ ouw wand, 
:3 Nyot bowds OwO the ;;w;; King, with ÚwÚ othews whom, I feaw, 
uWu Most ^.^ just ÚwÚ and :33 heavy ÚwÚ causes ^-^ make oppose. 
Edm. >_> Siw, you speak nobly. 
UwU Weg. UwU Why :3 is :3 this weason'd? 
uWu Gon. >w< Combinye >_> togethew >w< 'gainst OwO the enemy; 
>_< Fow ^.^ these OwO domestic ÚwÚ and pawticuwaw uWu bwoiws 
uWu Awe ^.^ nyot OwO the xDD question here. 
x3 Awb. Let's then xDD detewminye 
x3 With th' ÚwÚ ancient >_> of OwO waw uWu on ^-^ ouw ;;w;; pwoceeding. 
Edm. I uWu shaww ^.^ attend you ÚwÚ pwesentwy at >_> youw >w< tent. 
UwU Weg. :3 Sistew, ^w^ you'ww >w< go with >_> us? 
uWu Gon. >_< Nyo. 
UwU Weg. ^.^ 'Tis UwU most xDD convenyient. ;;w;; Pway you >w< go with ÚwÚ us. 
uWu Gon. ^-^ [aside] :33 O, ^w^ ho, I xDD knyow OwO the riddle.- I uWu wiww ^.^ go. 

OwO [As uWu they awe ^-^ going xDD out,] ÚwÚ entew Edgar [disguised]. 

Edg. >w< If e'ew >_> youw OwO Gwace xDD had OwO speech with man OwO so xDD poow, 
>w< Heaw me ^-^ onye :33 wowd. 
x3 Awb. I'll >_< uvwtake ÚwÚ you.- ;;w;; Speak. 
>_< Exeunt [aww uWu but Awbany ÚwÚ and Edgar]. 
Edg. Before you fight OwO the battwe, ;;w;; ope :3 this letter. 
>w< If you ^.^ have ;;w;; victowy, let OwO the twumpet :33 sound 
>_< Fow him UwU that ^w^ bwought it. Wretched >w< though I seem, 
I can >_> pwoduce :3 a ÚwÚ champion UwU that uWu wiww ^w^ pwuv 
What :3 is >w< avouched ^.^ thewe. >w< If you miscarry, 
Your ^-^ businyess >_> of OwO the x3 wowwd ;;w;; hath OwO so OwO an end, 
And :3 machinyation ^.^ ceases. >_> Fowtunye love xDD you! 
x3 Awb. uWu Stay ÚwÚ tiww I ^.^ have ;;w;; wead OwO the letter. 
Edg. I ÚwÚ was fowbid it. 
When UwU time uWu shaww serve, let uWu but OwO the xDD hewawd cwy, 
And I'll :3 appeaw again. 
x3 Awb. ÚwÚ Why, fare ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. I uWu wiww :3 o'ewwook >w< thy >w< papew. 
Exit >_> [Edgaw]. 

x3 Entew ^.^ Edmund. 

Edm. The enemy xDD 's in ÚwÚ view; dwaw OwO up >_> youw powers. 
;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the ^.^ guess >_> of theiw OwO twue OwO stwength ÚwÚ and fowces 
By :3 diwigent discovery; uWu but >_> youw haste 
^-^ Is :3 nyow urg'd uWu on you. 
x3 Awb. We uWu wiww gweet OwO the xDD time. UwU Exit. 
Edm. ÚwÚ To uWu both ^.^ these OwO sistews ^.^ have I sworn my :33 wuv; 
>_> Each x3 jeawous >_> of OwO the xDD othew, as OwO the stung 
uWu Awe >_> of OwO the adder. ^w^ Which >_> of them uWu shaww I :3 take? 
>_< Both? ÚwÚ onye? ^w^ ow >w< nyeithew? ÚwÚ Nyeithew can >w< be >w< enjoy'd, 
>w< If uWu both >_< wemain >_> awive. ÚwÚ To UwU take OwO the widow 
Exaspewates, makes mad xDD hew ^-^ sistew >w< Gonyewiw; 
And hardly uWu shaww I carry >_< out my >w< side, 
Her xDD husband being >_> awive. Nyow then, ^w^ we'ww ;;w;; use 
His countenance uWu fow OwO the battwe, ;;w;; which being >_< donye, 
>_> Wet xDD hew ^-^ who would >w< be x3 wid >_> of him devise 
His :3 speedy ^-^ taking UwU off. UwU As uWu fow OwO the UwU mewcy 
^w^ Which ^.^ he xDD intends ^-^ to OwO Weaw ÚwÚ and ^-^ to Cowdewia- 
The ^-^ battwe >_< donye, ÚwÚ and uWu they within ^-^ ouw :33 powew, 
:33 Shaww never UwU see his pawdon; uWu fow my OwO state 
;;w;; Stands uWu on me ^-^ to ;;w;; defend, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to debate. UwU Exit. 




Scene >_> II. 
OwO A field :3 between OwO the two x3 camps. 

:33 Awawum within. OwO Entew, with >_> Dwum ÚwÚ and Colours, OwO the xDD Powews >_> of Fwance 
xDD uvw OwO the xDD stage, Cordelia with xDD hew Father in xDD hew ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and >w< exeunt. 

x3 Entew Edgar ÚwÚ and ^w^ Gwoucestew. 

Edg. Here, fathew, UwU take OwO the ;;w;; shadow >_> of :3 this twee 
>_< Fow >_> youw good ^w^ host. ;;w;; Pway UwU that OwO the ^.^ wight ^-^ may x3 thwive. 
>w< If >w< evew I xDD wetuwn ^-^ to you uWu again, 
I'll bwing you uWu comfowt. 
>w< Gwou. OwO Gwace >w< go with you, :3 siw! 
Exit >_> [Edgaw]. 

:33 Awawum ÚwÚ and ^.^ wetweat within. x3 Entew OwO Edgaw, 

Edg. Away, ^.^ owd ^w^ man! ^w^ give me >w< thy UwU hand! >w< away! 
UwU King OwO Weaw ;;w;; hath lost, ^.^ he ÚwÚ and his daughter ta'en. 
>w< Give me >w< thy UwU hand! come :33 on! 
>w< Gwou. :3 Nyo :3 fuwthew, sir. OwO A man ^-^ may ÚwÚ wot x3 even here. 
Edg. >_> What, in i-iww >_> thoughts OwO again? Men >w< must >_> enduwe 
Their ^-^ going hence, x3 even as theiw UwU coming uWu hithew; 
Ripeness :3 is all. Come x3 on. 
>w< Gwou. And that's OwO twue ^w^ too. OwO Exeunt. 




Scene III. 
The ÚwÚ Bwitish camp, ;;w;; nyeaw Dover. 

OwO Entew, in :33 conquest, with >_> Dwum ÚwÚ and Colours, ÚwÚ Edmund; OwO Weaw ÚwÚ and Cordelia 
as prisoners; ;;w;; Sowdiews, uWu Captain. 

Edm. uWu Some >_< officews UwU take them >_> away. Good guawd 
^.^ Untiw theiw gweatew ÚwÚ pweasuwes ^.^ fiwst >w< be OwO knyown 
:33 That awe ^-^ to ÚwÚ censuwe ^.^ them. 
:33 Cow. We awe ^.^ nyot OwO the ^.^ fiwst 
OwO Who with :33 best meaning ^.^ have incurr'd OwO the uWu wowst. 
>_< Fow ^.^ thee, oppwessed ^-^ king, x3 am I UwU cast ;;w;; down; 
Myself :33 couwd ewse outfrown false Fowtunye's frown. 
:33 Shaww ^-^ we ^.^ nyot UwU see ^.^ these daughters ÚwÚ and ^.^ these OwO sistews? 
Lear. No, no, no, no! ^w^ Come, wet's away ^-^ to prison. 
We two :3 awonye uWu wiww sing >_< wike :33 biwds >w< i' th' >_> cage. 
When :3 thou OwO dost ÚwÚ ask me OwO bwessing, I'll knyeew ;;w;; down 
And ÚwÚ ask >_> of ÚwÚ thee fowgivenyess. ^w^ So ^w^ we'ww live, 
And pray, ÚwÚ and sing, ÚwÚ and tell ^.^ owd tales, ÚwÚ and waugh 
^.^ At x3 giwded OwO buttewfwies, ÚwÚ and hear UwU poow uWu wogues 
x3 Tawk >_> of couwt news; ÚwÚ and ^w^ we'ww talk with them :33 too- 
OwO Who >w< woses ÚwÚ and ^-^ who wins; :33 who's ÚwÚ in, :33 who's :33 out- 
And UwU take x3 upon xDD 's OwO the mystewy >_> of OwO things, 
UwU As ^-^ if ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe God's ^w^ spies; ÚwÚ and ^w^ we'ww wear out, 
UwU In :3 a x3 waww'd x3 pwison, ;;w;; packs ÚwÚ and sects >_> of gweat ones 
:33 That x3 ebb ÚwÚ and flow uWu by th' ÚwÚ moon. 
Edm. ;;w;; Take them >_> away. 
Lear. :3 Upon such sacrifices, my Cordelia, 
The UwU gods themsewves thwow >w< incense. >_< Have I >_> caught OwO thee? 
ÚwÚ He UwU that pawts OwO us uWu shaww bwing :3 a :3 bwand ^-^ fwom >w< heaven 
And x3 fiwe OwO us x3 hence >_< wike ÚwÚ foxes. ;;w;; Wipe UwU thinye OwO eyes. 
The ^.^ goodyeaws uWu shaww devouw >w< 'em, ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and fell, 
Ewe uWu they uWu shaww ^-^ make OwO us weep! >w< We'ww UwU see >w< 'em >w< stawv'd >_> fiwst. 
x3 Come. >_< Exeunt [Weaw ÚwÚ and Cordelia, uWu guawded]. 
Edm. Come hithew, Captain; ^-^ hawk. 
;;w;; Take :3 thou :3 this ^-^ nyote >_< [gives :3 a paper]. uWu Go follow them ^-^ to prison. 
>_< Onye xDD step I ^.^ have >_> advanc'd thee. >w< If :3 thou OwO dost 
UwU As :3 this ;;w;; instwucts ^.^ thee, :3 thou OwO dost ^-^ make >w< thy uWu way 
ÚwÚ To x3 nyobwe UwU fowtunyes. xDD Knyow :3 thou this, UwU that x3 men 
uWu Awe as OwO the UwU time is. ÚwÚ To >w< be x3 tendew-minded 
uWu Does ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ become :3 a ^w^ swowd. x3 Thy gweat employment 
uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot bear :33 question. x3 Eithew uWu say x3 thou'wt UwU do't, 
Ow thrive uWu by uWu othew ^w^ means. 
x3 Capt. I'll UwU do't, my :33 wowd. 
Edm. About ^.^ it! ÚwÚ and wwite x3 happy when th' x3 hast >w< donye. 
:33 Mawk- I ÚwÚ say, >w< instantwy; ÚwÚ and carry ^.^ it OwO so 
UwU As I ^.^ have xDD set ^.^ it down. 
x3 Capt. I cannyot dwaw :3 a cart, :3 nyow xDD eat dried :3 oats; 
>w< If ^.^ it >w< be ÚwÚ man's work, I'll :3 do't. UwU Exit. 

:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew :3 Awbany, >_< Gonyewiw, Regan, Soldiers. 

x3 Awb. >_> Siw, you ^.^ have show'd OwO to-day >_> youw ÚwÚ vawiant ^.^ stwain, 
And >_> fowtunye wed you :33 weww. You ^.^ have OwO the captives 
OwO Who ;;w;; wewe OwO the >_< opposites >_> of :3 this UwU day's ^-^ stwife. 
We ^-^ do require them >_> of you, OwO so ^-^ to ;;w;; use them 
UwU As ^-^ we uWu shaww find theiw merits ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >_> safety 
May equally ^.^ detewminye. 
Edm. >_> Siw, I ^w^ thought ^.^ it x3 fit 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ send OwO the ^.^ owd ÚwÚ and xDD misewabwe UwU King 
ÚwÚ To >w< some wetention ÚwÚ and appointed OwO guawd; 
uWu Whose :3 age >_> has charms in it, uWu whose title :3 mowe, 
ÚwÚ To xDD pwuck OwO the ^w^ common uWu bosom uWu on his >_> side 
And xDD tuwn ^-^ ouw uWu impwess'd OwO wances in ^-^ ouw eyes 
^w^ Which ^-^ do xDD command ^.^ them. x3 With him I x3 sent OwO the uWu Queen, 
UwU My reason >w< aww OwO the same; ÚwÚ and uWu they awe ready 
:3 To-mowwow, ^w^ ow at further ^-^ space, x3 t' :3 appeaw 
:3 Whewe you uWu shaww howd >_> youw session. ^.^ At :3 this UwU time 
We ÚwÚ sweat ÚwÚ and bleed: OwO the fwiend ;;w;; hath lost his :3 fwiend; 
And OwO the :33 best :33 quawwews, in OwO the ÚwÚ heat, awe :33 cuws'd 
By x3 those UwU that ;;w;; feew theiw uWu shawpnyess. 
The xDD question >_> of Cordelia ÚwÚ and xDD hew fathew 
uWu Wequiwes :3 a >_< fittew :3 pwace. 
x3 Awb. >_> Siw, uWu by >_> youw >_> patience, 
I howd you uWu but :3 a :33 subject >_> of :3 this war, 
:3 Nyot as :3 a brother. 
UwU Weg. ^.^ That's as ^-^ we list ^-^ to OwO gwace >_> him. 
x3 Methinks ^-^ ouw ^w^ pweasuwe UwU might ^.^ have >_< been >w< demanded 
Ewe you xDD had xDD spoke OwO so ;;w;; faw. ÚwÚ He wed ^-^ ouw powers, 
:3 Bowe OwO the :33 commission >_> of my place ÚwÚ and ^.^ pewson, 
The ;;w;; which immediacy ^-^ may ;;w;; weww ^.^ stand OwO up 
And caww itsewf >_> youw brother. 
uWu Gon. :3 Nyot OwO so hot! 
UwU In his >_> own OwO gwace ^.^ he doth ^.^ exawt ^-^ himsewf 
Mowe than in >_> youw :3 addition. 
UwU Weg. UwU In my ^-^ wights 
By me uWu invested, ^.^ he ;;w;; compeews OwO the >_> best. 
uWu Gon. :33 That ;;w;; wewe OwO the UwU most ^-^ if ^.^ he shouwd xDD husband you. 
UwU Weg. ^w^ Jestews ^-^ do ^w^ oft ^w^ pwuv >_< pwophets. 
uWu Gon. Howwa, howwa! 
:33 That eye UwU that told you OwO so ^.^ wook'd uWu but x3 asquint. 
UwU Weg. Lady, I x3 am ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww; ewse I shouwd ÚwÚ answew 
From :3 a fuww-fwowing :3 stomach. ^w^ Genyewaw, 
;;w;; Take :3 thou my soldiers, prisoners, ;;w;; patwimony; 
xDD Dispose >_> of ;;w;; them, >_> of me; OwO the >_< wawws awe >w< thinye. 
>_> Witnyess OwO the x3 wowwd UwU that I UwU cweate ÚwÚ thee here 
UwU My lord ÚwÚ and mastew. 
uWu Gon. xDD Mean you ^-^ to enjoy OwO him? 
x3 Awb. The ;;w;; wet-awonye :3 wies ^.^ nyot in >_> youw good uWu wiww. 
Edm. Nyow in thinye, :33 wowd. 
x3 Awb. uWu Hawf-bwooded fewwow, yes. 
UwU Weg. [to :3 Edmund] >_> Wet OwO the uWu dwum ^.^ stwike, ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwuv my title >w< thinye. 
x3 Awb. uWu Stay yet; hear reason. ^.^ Edmund, I arrest ÚwÚ thee 
uWu On :3 capitaw :33 tweason; :3 and, in UwU thinye ^w^ attaint, 
:3 This x3 giwded sewpent [points ^-^ to x3 Gonyewiw]. >_< Fow >_> youw xDD cwaim, fair 
;;w;; sistew, 
I bar ^.^ it in OwO the ;;w;; intewest >_> of my wife. 
^.^ 'Tis ^.^ she :3 is ;;w;; subcontwacted ^-^ to :3 this lord, 
And OwO I, xDD hew xDD husband, contwadict >_> youw OwO banyes. 
>w< If you uWu wiww >w< mawwy, ^-^ make >_> youw loves ^-^ to me; 
UwU My wady :3 is bespoke. 
uWu Gon. An ^-^ intewwude! 
x3 Awb. Thou art arm'd, ^w^ Gwoucestew. >_> Wet OwO the twumpet :3 sound. 
>w< If UwU nyonye :3 appeaw ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv x3 upon >w< thy person 
x3 Thy heinous, uWu manyifest, ÚwÚ and many tweasons, 
Thewe :3 is my ;;w;; pwedge [thwows ;;w;; down :3 a :3 gwuv]! I'll ^w^ pwuv ^.^ it uWu on >w< thy 
xDD heawt, 
Ewe I ÚwÚ taste ÚwÚ bwead, :3 thou art in nyothing less 
>w< Than I ^.^ have here pwocwaim'd thee. 
UwU Weg. >_> Sick, :33 O, ÚwÚ sick! 
uWu Gon. ^-^ [aside] >w< If ;;w;; nyot, I'll :33 nye'ew xDD twust medicine. 
Edm. There's my exchange [thwows ;;w;; down :3 a ;;w;; gwuv]. What in OwO the x3 wowwd 
^.^ he :3 is 
:33 That >_< nyames me >w< twaitow, x3 viwwain-wike ^.^ he wies. 
^-^ Caww uWu by >w< thy OwO twumpet. ÚwÚ He UwU that dawes :33 appwoach, 
uWu On ^w^ him, uWu on you, ^-^ who not? I uWu wiww maintain 
UwU My >w< twuth ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw fiwmwy. 
x3 Awb. OwO A x3 hewawd, UwU ho! 
Edm. OwO A x3 hewawd, ^w^ ho, :3 a herald! 
x3 Awb. OwO Twust ^-^ to >w< thy >w< singwe viwtue; uWu fow >w< thy soldiers, 
^-^ Aww ;;w;; wevied in my uWu nyame, ^.^ have in my name 
>_< Took theiw >_> dischawge. 
UwU Weg. UwU My sicknyess grows x3 upon >_> me. 
x3 Awb. She :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 weww. uWu Convey xDD hew ^-^ to my >w< tent. 
xDD [Exit Regan, ;;w;; wed.] 

x3 Entew :3 a :3 Hewawd. 

Come hithew, ^.^ hewawd. >_> Wet OwO the twumpet ^w^ sound, 
And ;;w;; wead >_< out ÚwÚ this. 
x3 Capt. xDD Sound, >_> twumpet! OwO A twumpet sounds. 

Her. ^.^ (weads) OwO 'If ^-^ any man >_> of ;;w;; quawity ^w^ ow degree within OwO the wists >_> of 
OwO the ;;w;; awmy uWu wiww maintain x3 upon ^.^ Edmund, supposed Eaww >_> of ^-^ Gwoucestew, 
UwU that ^.^ he :3 is :3 a manifold >w< twaitow, let him :3 appeaw uWu by OwO the third :33 sound 
>_> of OwO the OwO twumpet. ÚwÚ He :3 is bowd in his defence.' 

Edm. Sound! >w< Fiwst OwO twumpet. 
Her. ;;w;; Again! ^w^ Second OwO twumpet. 
Her. ;;w;; Again! ^-^ Thiwd OwO twumpet. 
x3 Twumpet ^-^ answews within. 

x3 Entew OwO Edgaw, >_> awmed, at OwO the third ^w^ sound, :3 a x3 Twumpet before >_> him. 

x3 Awb. ^-^ Ask him his UwU puwposes, x3 why ^.^ he >_> appeaws 
:3 Upon :3 this caww o' th' OwO twumpet. 
Her. What awe you? 
Your uWu nyame, >_> youw >_> quawity? ÚwÚ and x3 why you ÚwÚ answew 
:3 This ÚwÚ pwesent OwO summons? 
Edg. xDD Knyow my name :3 is UwU wost; 
By uWu tweason's tooth :3 bawe-gnyawn ÚwÚ and ^w^ cankew-bit. 
>_> Yet x3 am I x3 nyobwe as OwO the OwO advewsawy 
I come ^-^ to uWu cope. 
x3 Awb. ^w^ Which :3 is UwU that >w< advewsawy? 
Edg. What's ^.^ he UwU that ^-^ speaks uWu fow Edmund Eaww >_> of >w< Gwoucestew? 
Edm. Himself. What xDD say'st :3 thou ^-^ to OwO him? 
Edg. Draw >w< thy ;;w;; swowd, 
That, ^-^ if my OwO speech offend :3 a x3 nyobwe xDD heawt, 
x3 Thy arm ^-^ may ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee :33 justice. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is x3 minye. 
>_< Behowd, ^.^ it :3 is OwO the UwU pwiviwege >_> of >_< minye UwU honyouws, 
UwU My ^-^ oath, ÚwÚ and my :33 pwofession. I >w< pwotest- 
Maugwe >w< thy UwU stwength, youth, place, ÚwÚ and eminence, 
Despite >w< thy UwU victow >_< swowd ÚwÚ and OwO fiwe-nyew OwO fowtunye, 
x3 Thy valour ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_> heawt- :3 thou art :3 a traitor; 
UwU Fawse ^-^ to >w< thy >_< gods, >w< thy :33 bwothew, ÚwÚ and >w< thy uWu fathew; 
^.^ Conspiwant >w< 'gainst :3 this UwU high OwO iwwustwious prince; 
And ^-^ fwom th' UwU extwemest ^.^ upwawd >_> of >w< thy head 
ÚwÚ To OwO the descent ÚwÚ and ^.^ dust beneath >w< thy ^.^ foot, 
OwO A UwU most OwO toad-spotted ^-^ twaitow. Say :3 thou 'no,' 
:3 This ;;w;; swowd, :3 this arm, ÚwÚ and my :33 best uWu spiwits awe bent 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ pwuv x3 upon >w< thy xDD heawt, ÚwÚ wheweto I ÚwÚ speak, 
Thou ^w^ wiest. 
Edm. UwU In OwO wisdom I shouwd ÚwÚ ask >w< thy ;;w;; nyame; 
But >_< since >w< thy ^w^ outside looks OwO so fair ÚwÚ and ^-^ wawwike, 
And UwU that >w< thy :33 tongue >w< some uWu say >_> of breeding breathes, 
What xDD safe ÚwÚ and ;;w;; nyicewy I UwU might ;;w;; weww delay 
By UwU wuwe >_> of ÚwÚ knyighthood, I >w< disdain ÚwÚ and >_< spuwn. 
x3 Back ^-^ do I uWu toss x3 those treasons ^-^ to >w< thy ÚwÚ head; 
x3 With OwO the >_< heww-hated lie xDD o'ewwhewm >w< thy >_> heawt; 
Which- uWu fow uWu they ÚwÚ yet OwO gwance uWu by ÚwÚ and ^-^ scawcewy bruise- 
:3 This >_< swowd >_> of >_< minye uWu shaww ^w^ give them x3 instant uWu way 
:3 Whewe uWu they uWu shaww west uWu fow ever. ;;w;; Twumpets, x3 speak! 
Awawums. >_> Fight. >w< [Edmund OwO fawws.] 
x3 Awb. ÚwÚ Save ^w^ him, :33 save :3 him! 
uWu Gon. :3 This :3 is mere pwactice, ^w^ Gwoucestew. 
By th' OwO waw >_> of ÚwÚ awms :3 thou >_< wast ^.^ nyot bound ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew 
An uWu unknyown opposite. Thou art ^.^ nyot ^-^ vanquish'd, 
But cozen'd ÚwÚ and beguiw'd. 
x3 Awb. OwO Shut >_> youw uWu mouth, ^.^ dame, 
Ow with :3 this paper uWu shaww I xDD stop it. [Shows xDD hew xDD hew letter ^-^ to 
^-^ Edmund.]- uWu [To x3 Edmund]. ^-^ Howd, sir. 
uWu [To :33 Gonyewiw] Thou >_< wowse than ^-^ any uWu nyame, ;;w;; wead UwU thinye >_> own :33 eviw. 
:3 Nyo tearing, ^-^ wady! I pewceive you xDD knyow it. 
uWu Gon. Say ^-^ if I :33 do- OwO the ^-^ waws awe ÚwÚ minye, ^.^ nyot >w< thinye. 
OwO Who can uWu awwaign me for't? 
x3 Awb. uWu Most monstrous! 
^w^ Knyow'st :3 thou :3 this UwU papew? 
uWu Gon. ^-^ Ask me ^.^ nyot what I know. UwU Exit. 
x3 Awb. uWu Go aftew :3 hew. x3 She's >w< despewate; :33 guvwn :3 hew. 
xDD [Exit OwO an >_< Officew.] 
Edm. >_> What, you ^.^ have OwO chawg'd me OwO with, UwU that ^.^ have I >_< donye, 
And :3 mowe, >w< much more. The UwU time uWu wiww bwing ^.^ it >_< out. 
^.^ 'Tis ^.^ past, ÚwÚ and OwO so x3 am UwU I.- But what art :3 thou 
:33 That x3 hast :3 this >_> fowtunye uWu on x3 me? >w< If thou'rt noble, 
I ^-^ do forgive thee. 
Edg. Let's exchange >_> chawity. 
I x3 am nyo less in UwU bwood than :3 thou :3 awt, ÚwÚ Edmund; 
>w< If :3 mowe, OwO the ^-^ mowe th' x3 hast wrong'd >_> me. 
UwU My name :3 is Edgar ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_< fathew's :33 son. 
The UwU gods awe UwU just, ÚwÚ and >_> of ^-^ ouw >_> pweasant UwU vices 
UwU Make xDD instwuments ^-^ to >_> scouwge ÚwÚ us. 
The dark ÚwÚ and OwO vicious place xDD whewe ÚwÚ thee ^.^ he ^w^ got 
>_< Cost him his OwO eyes. 
Edm. ^-^ Th' x3 hast spoken ^-^ wight; 'tis true. 
The ^w^ wheew :3 is come :33 fuww ^-^ ciwcwe; I x3 am here. 
x3 Awb. uWu Methought >w< thy vewy ^-^ gait >_> did pwophesy 
OwO A :33 woyaw ;;w;; nyobwenyess. I >w< must ^w^ embwace thee. 
>_> Wet UwU sowwow split my OwO heawt ^-^ if >w< evew I 
OwO Did UwU hate ^.^ thee, ^w^ ow >w< thy ^-^ fathew! 
Edg. Wowthy ^w^ pwince, I xDD knyow't. 
x3 Awb. :3 Whewe ^.^ have you hid :3 youwsewf? 
OwO How ^.^ have you OwO knyown OwO the xDD misewies >_> of >_> youw fathew? 
Edg. By nyuwsing ;;w;; them, my :33 wowd. List :3 a bwief tawe; 
And when 'tis xDD towd, :3 O UwU that my OwO heawt would ÚwÚ buwst! 
The bwoody proclamation ^-^ to escape 
:33 That follow'd me OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw :3 (O, ^-^ ouw >_< wives' sweetnyess! 
:33 That with OwO the pain >_> of death would houwwy die 
>_< Wathew than die at uWu once!) ^w^ taught me ^-^ to ÚwÚ shift 
x3 Into :3 a x3 madman's >_> wags, x3 t' assume :3 a sembwance 
:33 That vewy ;;w;; dogs x3 disdain'd; ÚwÚ and in :3 this :33 habit 
>w< Met I my fathew with his ÚwÚ bweeding UwU wings, 
Their pwecious >w< stonyes OwO nyew UwU wost; became his uWu guide, 
uWu Wed ^w^ him, begg'd uWu fow ^w^ him, OwO sav'd him ^-^ fwom >_< despaiw; 
uWu Nyevew ^-^ (O >w< fauwt!) ^.^ weveaw'd ^-^ mysewf x3 unto him 
^.^ Untiw >w< some half hour ^.^ past, when I ÚwÚ was arm'd, 
:3 Nyot ;;w;; suwe, >w< though OwO hoping >_> of :3 this good >w< success, 
I ÚwÚ ask'd his OwO bwessing, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom ^.^ fiwst ^-^ to last 
Told him my ^w^ piwgwimage. But his fwaw'd OwO heawt 
(Alack, xDD too uWu weak OwO the conflict ^-^ to suppowt!) 
'Twixt two ;;w;; extwemes >_> of :3 passion, ^.^ joy ÚwÚ and gwief, 
^-^ Buwst smiwingwy. 
Edm. :3 This OwO speech >_> of x3 youws ;;w;; hath ;;w;; mov'd uWu me, 
And uWu shaww UwU pewchance ^-^ do >w< good; uWu but speak you OwO on; 
You ÚwÚ wook as you xDD had xDD something ^-^ mowe ^-^ to >w< say. 
x3 Awb. >w< If there >w< be :3 mowe, ^-^ mowe >_< wofuw, howd ^.^ it in; 
>_< Fow I x3 am ^w^ awmost ready ^-^ to x3 dissowve, 
^w^ Heawing >_> of ÚwÚ this. 
Edg. :3 This would ^.^ have >w< seem'd :3 a UwU pewiod 
ÚwÚ To such as love ^.^ nyot ^w^ sowwow; uWu but another, 
ÚwÚ To amplify xDD too xDD much, would ^-^ make >w< much :3 mowe, 
And :3 top extwemity. 
>w< Whiwst I ÚwÚ was xDD big in clamour, came there :3 a man, 
Who, having uWu seen me in my wowst ^w^ estate, 
UwU Shunn'd my abhorr'd >_< society; uWu but then, >_< finding 
OwO Who 'twas UwU that OwO so x3 enduw'd, with his >w< stwong ÚwÚ awms 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ fastenyed uWu on my neck, ÚwÚ and OwO bewwowed >_< out 
UwU As he'd ^-^ buwst ^-^ heaven; >w< thwew him uWu on my uWu fathew; 
Told OwO the UwU most >w< piteous xDD tawe >_> of OwO Weaw ÚwÚ and him 
:33 That >w< evew ear weceiv'd; ;;w;; which in >w< wecounting 
His >w< gwief ^-^ gwew puissant, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ stwings >_> of life 
^w^ Began ^-^ to cwack. ;;w;; Twice then OwO the OwO twumpets :33 sounded, 
And there I weft him ^.^ twanc'd. 
x3 Awb. But ^-^ who ÚwÚ was uWu this? 
Edg. ^.^ Kent, ;;w;; siw, OwO the banish'd UwU Kent; ^-^ who in disguise 
>_< Fowwowed his enemy ;;w;; king ÚwÚ and >_> did him service 
Impwopew uWu fow :3 a >w< swave. 

x3 Entew :3 a ^w^ Gentweman with :3 a bwoody knife. 

:33 Gent. :3 Hewp, :33 hewp! :33 O, :33 hewp! 
Edg. What >w< kind >_> of UwU hewp? 
x3 Awb. xDD Speak, xDD man. 
Edg. What :3 means UwU that bwoody knife? 
:33 Gent. ^.^ 'Tis hot, ^.^ it >_< smokes. 
^w^ It came x3 even ^-^ fwom OwO the OwO heawt ^-^ of- O! she's x3 dead! 
x3 Awb. OwO Who ;;w;; dead? xDD Speak, xDD man. 
:33 Gent. Your >w< wady, ;;w;; siw, >_> youw ^-^ wady! ÚwÚ and xDD hew ^-^ sistew 
By xDD hew :3 is >w< poisonyed; ^.^ she ;;w;; hath x3 confess'd it. 
Edm. I ÚwÚ was :3 contwacted ^-^ to them >_> both. ^-^ Aww three 
Nyow ÚwÚ mawwy in OwO an >w< instant. 

x3 Entew x3 Kent. 

Edg. ;;w;; Hewe comes x3 Kent. 
x3 Awb. Pwoduce theiw UwU bodies, >w< be uWu they x3 awive ^w^ ow UwU dead. 
xDD [Exit ^.^ Gentweman.] 
:3 This ^w^ judgement >_> of OwO the uWu heavens, UwU that makes OwO us ^.^ twembwe 
:3 Touches OwO us ^.^ nyot with ;;w;; pity. :33 O, :3 is :3 this x3 he? 
The UwU time uWu wiww ^.^ nyot awwow OwO the compwiment 
:33 That vewy ^-^ mannyews ÚwÚ uwges. 
x3 Kent. I x3 am come 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; bid my ;;w;; king ÚwÚ and ^w^ mastew :3 aye good ^-^ nyight. 
^-^ Is ^.^ he ^.^ nyot hewe? 
x3 Awb. Great xDD thing >_> of OwO us fowgot! 
xDD Speak, ^.^ Edmund, ^w^ whewe's OwO the ^.^ King? ÚwÚ and ^w^ whewe's Cordelia? 
The OwO bodies >_> of Goneril ÚwÚ and :33 Wegan awe ^w^ bwought in. 
>_> Seest :3 thou :3 this object, >_< Kent? 
x3 Kent. Awack, x3 why ^.^ thus? 
Edm. >_> Yet Edmund ÚwÚ was :3 bewov'd. 
The ^-^ onye OwO the uWu othew ;;w;; poisonyed uWu fow my UwU sake, 
And aftew slew :33 hewsewf. 
x3 Awb. >_< Even ÚwÚ so. ;;w;; Cuvw theiw >w< faces. 
Edm. I pant uWu fow wife. uWu Some good I UwU mean ^-^ to uWu do, 
Despite >_> of >_< minye >_> own ^.^ nyatuwe. uWu Quickwy ^-^ send 
>w< (Be bwief in't) ^-^ to OwO the UwU castwe; uWu fow my :3 wwit 
^-^ Is uWu on OwO the life >_> of OwO Weaw ÚwÚ and uWu on Cordelia. 
;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ send in xDD time. 
x3 Awb. Wun, ^-^ wun, :33 O, run! 
Edg. ÚwÚ To :3 who, my UwU wowd? OwO Who >_> has OwO the :33 office? >_> Send 
x3 Thy token >_> of UwU wepwieve. 
Edm. ^.^ Weww ^w^ thought x3 on. ;;w;; Take my swowd; 
>w< Give ^.^ it OwO the uWu Captain. 
x3 Awb. xDD Haste ÚwÚ thee uWu fow >w< thy wife. xDD [Exit uWu Edgaw.] 
Edm. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :33 commission ^-^ fwom >w< thy UwU wife ÚwÚ and me 
ÚwÚ To >_> hang Cordelia in OwO the pwison ÚwÚ and 
ÚwÚ To uWu way OwO the blame x3 upon xDD hew >_> own ^.^ despaiw 
:33 That ^.^ she UwU fowdid :33 hewsewf. 
x3 Awb. The UwU gods ^w^ defend her! Beaw him x3 hence >_> awhiwe. 
>w< [Edmund :3 is ÚwÚ bownye ;;w;; off.] 

x3 Entew Lear, with Cordelia ;;w;; [dead] in his uWu awms, >_< [Edgaw, x3 Captain, 
ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews ÚwÚ fowwowing]. 

Lear. Howl, howw, howw, howl! :33 O, you awe x3 men >_> of >_> stonye. 
Had I >_> youw ^.^ tongues ÚwÚ and >_> eyes, uWu I'wd ;;w;; use them OwO so 
:33 That >_< heaven's ;;w;; vauwt shouwd cwack. x3 She's gonye uWu fow ^-^ evew! 
I xDD knyow when ^-^ onye :3 is OwO dead, ÚwÚ and when ^-^ onye >w< wives. 
x3 She's UwU dead as xDD eawth. ;;w;; Wend me :3 a looking gwass. 
>w< If UwU that xDD hew >_> bweath uWu wiww :33 mist ^w^ ow :33 stain OwO the ^.^ stonye, 
ÚwÚ Why, then ^.^ she >w< wives. 
x3 Kent. ^-^ Is :3 this OwO the OwO pwomis'd :33 end? 
Edg. Ow ^.^ image >_> of UwU that horror? 
x3 Awb. UwU Faww ÚwÚ and cease! 
Lear. :3 This feathew stirs; ^.^ she wives! >w< If ^.^ it >w< be so, 
^w^ It :3 is :3 a uWu chance ;;w;; which OwO does ^w^ wedeem >w< aww ;;w;; sowwows 
:33 That >w< evew I ^.^ have felt. 
x3 Kent. :3 O my good >w< mastew! 
Lear. ÚwÚ Pwithee >w< away! 
Edg. ^.^ 'Tis x3 nyobwe ^.^ Kent, >_> youw >w< fwiend. 
Lear. OwO A pwague x3 upon you, muwdewews, ^-^ twaitows all! 
I UwU might ^.^ have OwO sav'd UwU hew; :3 nyow she's gonye uWu fow ^-^ evew! 
Cordelia, xDD Cowdewia! stay :3 a ^-^ wittwe. Ha! 
What :3 is't :3 thou >w< say'st, Her >w< voice ÚwÚ was >w< evew soft, 
>_> Gentwe, ÚwÚ and uWu wow- OwO an excellent xDD thing in OwO woman. 
I xDD kiww'd OwO the ^w^ swave UwU that ÚwÚ was :33 a-hanging thee. 
x3 Capt. ^.^ 'Tis true, my x3 wowds, ^.^ he ÚwÚ did. 
Lear. OwO Did I ;;w;; nyot, fewwow? 
I ^.^ have uWu seen OwO the day, with my good >_> biting falchion 
I would ^.^ have :3 made them ;;w;; skip. I x3 am ^.^ owd nyow, 
And ^.^ these >_> same crosses ÚwÚ spoiw >_> me. OwO Who awe you? 
Minye eyes awe ^.^ nyot o' th' >_> best. I'll tell you ÚwÚ stwaight. 
x3 Kent. >w< If >_> fowtunye brag >_> of two ^.^ she :33 wov'd ÚwÚ and xDD hated, 
>_< Onye >_> of them ^-^ we UwU behowd. 
Lear. This' :3 a :33 duww ^w^ sight. uWu Awe you ^.^ nyot >_< Kent? 
x3 Kent. The same- 
Your ^-^ sewvant x3 Kent. :3 Whewe :3 is >_> youw ^-^ sewvant >_< Caius? 
Lear. >w< He's :3 a good fewwow, I can tell you ;;w;; that. 
He'll ^.^ stwike, ÚwÚ and >_> quickwy ^w^ too. >w< He's UwU dead ÚwÚ and >_> wotten. 
x3 Kent. No, my good ^w^ wowd; I x3 am OwO the vewy :3 man- 
Lear. I'll UwU see UwU that ÚwÚ stwaight. 
x3 Kent. :33 That ^-^ fwom >_> youw ^.^ fiwst >_> of >_> diffewence ÚwÚ and UwU decay 
>_< Have ^-^ fowwowed >_> youw >_> sad ÚwÚ steps. 
Lear. ^w^ You'we ^-^ wewcome hithew. 
x3 Kent. Nyow nyo man else! x3 Aww's cheewwess, xDD dawk, ÚwÚ and deadly. 
Your ewdest daughters ^.^ have fordone themsewves, 
And ÚwÚ despewatewy awe UwU dead. 
Lear. >w< Ay, OwO so I uWu think. 
x3 Awb. ÚwÚ He knows ^.^ nyot what ^.^ he x3 says; ÚwÚ and vain :3 is ^.^ it 
:33 That ^-^ we ÚwÚ pwesent OwO us ^-^ to >_> him. 
Edg. Very ^w^ bootwess. 

x3 Entew :3 a uWu Captain. 

x3 Capt. Edmund :3 is OwO dead, my :33 wowd. 
x3 Awb. ^.^ That's uWu but :3 a twifwe here. 
You uWu wowds ÚwÚ and x3 nyobwe fwiends, xDD knyow ^-^ ouw intent. 
What comfort ^-^ to :3 this gweat UwU decay ^-^ may come 
:33 Shaww >w< be appwied. >_< Fow >w< us, ^-^ we uWu wiww uWu wesign, 
^-^ Duwing OwO the life >_> of :3 this ^.^ owd uWu Majesty, 
ÚwÚ To him ^-^ ouw absowute powew; [to Edgar ÚwÚ and Kent] you ^-^ to >_> youw 
xDD wights; 
x3 With xDD boot, ÚwÚ and Such >w< addition as >_> youw honours 
>_< Have ^-^ mowe than >_< mewited.- ^-^ Aww fwiends uWu shaww ÚwÚ taste 
The ^w^ wages >_> of theiw uWu viwtue, ÚwÚ and >w< aww :33 foes 
The ^w^ cup >_> of theiw :33 desewvings.- :33 O, >_> see, >w< see! 
Lear. And my UwU poow OwO foow :3 is hang'd! No, no, nyo life! 
UwU Why shouwd :3 a dog, :3 a OwO howse, :3 a wat, ^.^ have xDD wife, 
And :3 thou nyo >_> bweath at all? OwO Thou'wt come nyo :3 mowe, 
OwO Nyevew, OwO nyevew, OwO nyevew, OwO nyevew, >w< nyevew! 
;;w;; Pway you ;;w;; undo :3 this button. ^w^ Thank you, sir. 
Do you UwU see uWu this? Wook uWu on her! xDD wook! xDD hew wips! 
Wook there, ÚwÚ wook ;;w;; thewe! ÚwÚ He :3 dies. 
Edg. ÚwÚ He >_> faints! UwU My lord, my wowd! 
x3 Kent. Break, >_> heawt; I ÚwÚ pwithee break! 
Edg. Wook uWu up, my :33 wowd. 
x3 Kent. :3 Vex ^.^ nyot his UwU ghost. :33 O, let him ;;w;; pass! ÚwÚ He OwO hates him 
:33 That would x3 upon OwO the wack >_> of :3 this >_> tough x3 wowwd 
Stretch him >_< out longer. 
Edg. ÚwÚ He :3 is gonye :3 indeed. 
x3 Kent. The wonder ;;w;; is, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath enduw'd OwO so UwU wong. 
ÚwÚ He uWu but usuwp'd his wife. 
x3 Awb. Beaw them ^-^ fwom ^-^ hence. Our ÚwÚ pwesent ^-^ businyess 
^-^ Is ^w^ genyewaw ^w^ woe. uWu [To xDD Kent ÚwÚ and uWu Edgaw] >_< Fwiends >_> of my >_> souw, you 
x3 twain 
^-^ Wuwe in :3 this >_> weawm, ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 gow'd OwO state >w< sustain. 
x3 Kent. I ^.^ have :3 a >_< jouwnyey, ;;w;; siw, :33 showtwy ^-^ to ^.^ go. 
UwU My ^w^ mastew calls me; I >w< must ^.^ nyot uWu say nyo. 
x3 Awb. The OwO weight >_> of :3 this >_> sad UwU time ^-^ we >w< must uWu obey, 
^w^ Speak what ^-^ we x3 feew, ^.^ nyot what ^-^ we ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to >w< say. 
The oldest ^.^ have ÚwÚ bownye most; ^-^ we UwU that awe x3 young 
:33 Shaww never UwU see OwO so xDD much, :3 nyow live OwO so UwU wong. 
>_< Exeunt with :3 a UwU dead UwU mawch. 


OwO THE ^.^ END 



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1595 

WOVE'S ^-^ WABOUW'S LOST 

uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe 



Dwamatis ;;w;; Pewsonyae. 

FERDINAND, UwU King >_> of Nyavawwe 
;;w;; BEWOWNyE, lord :33 attending uWu on OwO the UwU King 
x3 WONGAVIWWE, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
OwO DUMAIN, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
>_> BOYET, lord :33 attending uWu on OwO the ^w^ Pwincess >_> of Fwance 
>_< MAWCADE, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
OwO DON :33 ADWIANyO DE >_< AWMADO, fantasticaw ^.^ Spanyiawd 
ÚwÚ SIW NATHANIEL, :3 a OwO cuwate 
HOLOFERNES, :3 a schoowmastew 
DULL, :3 a ^w^ constabwe 
uWu COSTAWD, :3 a :3 cwown 
>_< MOTH, ;;w;; page ^-^ to Armado 
OwO A >_< FOWESTEW 

OwO THE UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE 
WOSAWINyE, wady :33 attending uWu on OwO the ^w^ Pwincess 
MARIA, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
KATHAWINyE, wady :33 attending uWu on OwO the ^w^ Pwincess 
JAQUENyETTA, :3 a ;;w;; countwy wench 

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SCENyE: 
Nyavawwe 


^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
ÚwÚ Nyavawwe. The King's ^.^ pawk 

x3 Entew OwO the ;;w;; King, ;;w;; BEWOWNyE, x3 WONGAVIWWE, ÚwÚ and DUMAIN 

^w^ KING. >_> Wet ;;w;; fame, UwU that >w< aww uWu hunt aftew in theiw x3 wives, 
Live regist'red x3 upon ^-^ ouw brazen tombs, 
And then OwO gwace OwO us in OwO the >w< disgwace >_> of ^w^ death; 
^w^ When, ^-^ spite >_> of >_< cowmowant devouring Time, 
^-^ Th' ^.^ endeavouw >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent >_> bweath ^-^ may ^-^ buy 
:33 That uWu honyouw ;;w;; which uWu shaww ÚwÚ bate his scythe's keen >_> edge, 
And ^-^ make OwO us ;;w;; heiws >_> of >w< aww eternity. 
:33 Thewefowe, bwave conquerors- uWu fow OwO so you awe 
:33 That OwO waw x3 against >_> youw >_> own ÚwÚ affections 
And OwO the huge ;;w;; awmy >_> of OwO the world's ^w^ desiwes- 
Our ^.^ wate :3 edict uWu shaww stwongwy ^.^ stand in force: 
Nyavawwe uWu shaww >w< be OwO the wonder >_> of OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; 
Our couwt uWu shaww >w< be :3 a wittwe Academe, 
OwO Stiww ÚwÚ and UwU contempwative in :3 wiving awt. 
You ^w^ thwee, Bewownye, >_< Dumain, ÚwÚ and >_< Wongaviwwe, 
>_< Have sworn uWu fow three ;;w;; yeaws' term ^-^ to live with me 
UwU My fellow-scholars, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^-^ keep x3 those :33 statutes 
:33 That awe recorded in :3 this schedule here. 
Your oaths awe >_> pass'd; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow ^w^ subscwibe >_> youw nyames, 
:33 That his >_> own hand ^-^ may strike his uWu honyouw ;;w;; down 
:33 That ^-^ viowates OwO the >w< smawwest branch ;;w;; hewein. 
>w< If you awe UwU awm'd ^-^ to ^-^ do as sworn ^-^ to uWu do, 
Subscwibe ^-^ to >_> youw ^-^ deep oaths, ÚwÚ and ^-^ keep ^.^ it ^w^ too. 
WONGAVIWWE. I x3 am resolv'd; 'tis uWu but :3 a three ;;w;; yeaws' fast. 
The :33 mind uWu shaww UwU banquet, >w< though OwO the ÚwÚ body pine. 
Fat ;;w;; paunches ^.^ have lean >_> pates; ÚwÚ and dainty OwO bits 
UwU Make rich OwO the ribs, uWu but bankrupt ^-^ quite OwO the UwU wits. 
DUMAIN. UwU My :33 woving lord, ^-^ Dumain :3 is UwU mowtified. 
The gwossew manner >_> of ^.^ these world's >w< dewights 
ÚwÚ He throws x3 upon OwO the :3 gwoss world's baser ;;w;; swaves; 
ÚwÚ To love, ^-^ to :33 weawth, ^-^ to uWu pomp, I pinye ÚwÚ and x3 die, 
x3 With >w< aww ^.^ these :3 wiving in ^w^ phiwosophy. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. I can uWu but uWu say theiw ^.^ pwotestation :33 uvw; 
^w^ So xDD much, dear UwU wiege, I ^.^ have already >_> swown, 
:33 That ;;w;; is, ^-^ to live ÚwÚ and study here three years. 
But there awe uWu othew :33 stwict UwU obsewvances, 
OwO As: ^.^ nyot ^-^ to UwU see :3 a ^-^ woman in UwU that tewm, 
^w^ Which I >w< hope ;;w;; weww :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 enwowwed :3 thewe; 
And ^-^ onye :3 day in :3 a >_> week ^-^ to ^.^ touch nyo food, 
And uWu but ^-^ onye >_< meaw uWu on every :3 day >_< beside, 
The ;;w;; which I >w< hope :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 enwowwed :3 thewe; 
And then ^-^ to ;;w;; sweep uWu but three ^w^ houws in OwO the night 
And ^.^ nyot >w< be uWu seen ^-^ to :3 wink >_> of >w< aww OwO the day- 
When I ÚwÚ was UwU wont ^-^ to ÚwÚ think nyo harm >w< aww night, 
And ^-^ make :3 a dark night xDD too >_> of half OwO the day- 
^w^ Which I >w< hope ;;w;; weww :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 enwowwed ^.^ thewe. 
:33 O, ^.^ these awe xDD bawwen tasks, xDD too ^-^ hawd ^-^ to ^-^ keep, 
:3 Nyot ^-^ to UwU see uWu wadies, study, :3 fast, ^.^ nyot sweep! 
^w^ KING. Your OwO oath :3 is ^w^ pass'd ^-^ to xDD pass away ^-^ fwom :3 these. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. >_> Wet me uWu say no, my UwU wiege, OwO an ^-^ if you pwease: 
I only :33 swowe ^-^ to study with >_> youw Gwace, 
And stay here in >_> youw couwt uWu fow three ;;w;; yeaws' space. 
WONGAVIWWE. You :33 swowe ^-^ to UwU that, Bewownye, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ west. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. By OwO yea ÚwÚ and xDD nyay, ;;w;; siw, then I :33 swowe in ÚwÚ jest. 
What :3 is OwO the ^-^ end >_> of study, let me know. 
^w^ KING. ÚwÚ Why, UwU that ^-^ to xDD knyow ;;w;; which ewse ^-^ we shouwd ^.^ nyot know. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO Things hid ÚwÚ and baww'd, you >_> mean, ^-^ fwom ^w^ common ;;w;; sense? 
^w^ KING. >w< Ay, UwU that :3 is :33 study's :3 god-wike wecompense. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. Come OwO on, then; I uWu wiww uWu sweaw ^-^ to study so, 
ÚwÚ To xDD knyow OwO the xDD thing I x3 am fowbid ^-^ to >w< knyow, 
UwU As ^.^ thus: ^-^ to study xDD whewe I ;;w;; weww ^-^ may dinye, 
When I ^-^ to feast ^-^ expwesswy x3 am uWu fowbid; 
Ow study xDD whewe ^-^ to ^.^ meet >w< some ^w^ mistwess fine, 
When UwU mistwesses ^-^ fwom ^w^ common :33 sense awe ^.^ hid; 
Or, having sworn xDD too hard-a-keeping ^-^ oath, 
Study ^-^ to >_< bweak it, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >_< bweak my twoth. 
>w< If :33 study's >_< gain >w< be thus, ÚwÚ and :3 this >w< be so, 
Study knows UwU that ;;w;; which ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it doth ^.^ nyot know. 
OwO Sweaw me ^-^ to this, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww :33 nye'ew uWu say nyo. 
^w^ KING. ^.^ These >w< be OwO the stops UwU that :33 hindew study ÚwÚ quite, 
And x3 twain ^-^ ouw x3 intewwects ^-^ to vain xDD dewight. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ Why, >w< aww >w< dewights awe :3 vain; uWu but UwU that UwU most vain 
>w< Which, with pain purchas'd, doth xDD inhewit ÚwÚ pain, 
UwU As painfully ^-^ to ÚwÚ powe x3 upon :3 a book 
ÚwÚ To >w< seek OwO the ^.^ wight >_> of OwO twuth; >_< whiwe >w< twuth OwO the >_< whiwe 
^-^ Doth falsely uWu bwind OwO the uWu eyesight >_> of his ;;w;; wook. 
Light, >w< seeking >_< wight, doth ^.^ wight >_> of ^.^ wight >_> beguiwe; 
UwU So, ewe you find xDD whewe ^.^ wight in :3 dawknyess :3 wies, 
Your ^.^ wight grows dark uWu by >w< wosing >_> of >_> youw OwO eyes. 
Study me how ^-^ to >w< pwease OwO the eye :3 indeed, 
By fixing ^.^ it x3 upon :3 a ^-^ faiwew eye; 
OwO Who dazzling so, UwU that eye uWu shaww >w< be his :3 heed, 
And ^w^ give him ^.^ wight UwU that ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >_> bwinded by. 
Study :3 is >_< wike OwO the >_< heaven's ^w^ gwowious >_> sun, 
:33 That uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be :33 deep-seawch'd with ;;w;; saucy :3 wooks; 
^w^ Smaww ^.^ have continyuaw pwoddews >w< evew uWu won, 
ÚwÚ Save base authowity ^-^ fwom >_> othews' ^-^ books. 
^.^ These earthly >_< godfathews >_> of >_< heaven's lights 
:33 That ^w^ give :3 a name ^-^ to every uWu fixed star 
>_< Have nyo ^-^ mowe >w< pwofit >_> of theiw shining nyights 
>w< Than x3 those UwU that ÚwÚ wawk ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wot ^.^ nyot what uWu they >_> awe. 
:3 Too >w< much ^-^ to xDD knyow :3 is ^-^ to xDD knyow UwU nyought uWu but x3 fame; 
And every OwO godfathew can ^w^ give :3 a >w< nyame. 
^w^ KING. OwO How ;;w;; weww :33 he's ^.^ wead, ^-^ to reason x3 against reading! 
DUMAIN. Proceeded well, ^-^ to xDD stop >w< aww good xDD pwoceeding! 
WONGAVIWWE. ÚwÚ He weeds OwO the :33 cown, ÚwÚ and still UwU wets gwow OwO the >_> weeding. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. The spwing :3 is uWu nyeaw, when green ^-^ geese awe a-breeding. 
DUMAIN. OwO How UwU fowwows ÚwÚ that? 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO Fit in his place ÚwÚ and xDD time. 
DUMAIN. UwU In reason nothing. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO Something then in ;;w;; whyme. 
WONGAVIWWE. Bewownye :3 is >_< wike OwO an ÚwÚ envious ^-^ snyeaping >_> fwost 
:33 That bites OwO the :3 fiwst-bown OwO infants >_> of OwO the spring. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. Weww, uWu say I ^.^ am; x3 why shouwd >_> pwoud uWu summew boast 
Before OwO the :33 biwds ^.^ have ^-^ any cause ^-^ to sing? 
UwU Why shouwd I ^.^ joy in ^-^ any abortive >_> biwth? 
^.^ At ^.^ Chwistmas I nyo ^-^ mowe desiwe :3 a wose 
>w< Than ^w^ wish :3 a snyow in May's new-fangled >w< shows; 
But >_< wike >_> of OwO each xDD thing UwU that in season gwows; 
^w^ So you, ^-^ to study :3 nyow ^.^ it :3 is xDD too :3 wate, 
;;w;; Cwimb o'ew OwO the house ^-^ to UwU unwock OwO the wittwe ;;w;; gate. 
^w^ KING. Weww, ^-^ sit ^-^ out; >w< go home, >_> Bewownye; ^.^ adieu. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. No, my good ^w^ wowd; I ^.^ have sworn ^-^ to stay with OwO you; 
And >w< though I ^.^ have uWu fow x3 bawbawism xDD spoke ^-^ mowe 
>w< Than uWu fow UwU that :3 angew knowledge you can ÚwÚ say, 
>_> Yet >w< confident I'll ^-^ keep what I ^.^ have x3 swowe, 
And xDD bide OwO the :3 penyance >_> of OwO each three ;;w;; yeaws' day. 
>w< Give me OwO the papew; let me ;;w;; wead OwO the same; 
And ^-^ to OwO the >w< stwictest UwU decwees I'll wwite my >w< nyame. 
^w^ KING. OwO How ;;w;; weww :3 this yielding UwU wescues ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom OwO shame! 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^-^ [Weads] UwU 'Item. :33 That nyo ^-^ woman uWu shaww come within :3 a UwU miwe >_> of 
my ^-^ couwt'- ;;w;; Hath :3 this >_< been x3 pwocwaimed? 
WONGAVIWWE. ÚwÚ Fouw >_< days uWu ago. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. Let's UwU see OwO the >_> penyawty. ^-^ [Weads] '-on pain >_> of >w< wosing xDD hew 
tongue.' OwO Who >_< devis'd :3 this penalty? 
WONGAVIWWE. x3 Mawwy, UwU that >_> did :3 I. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^.^ Sweet lord, ÚwÚ and uWu why? 
WONGAVIWWE. ÚwÚ To OwO fwight them x3 hence with UwU that ;;w;; dwead >_> penyawty. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO A dangewous OwO waw x3 against gentility. 
^-^ [Weads] UwU 'Item. >w< If ^-^ any man >w< be uWu seen ^-^ to talk with :3 a ^-^ woman within 
OwO the term >_> of three yeaws, ^.^ he uWu shaww >_> enduwe such uWu pubwic ÚwÚ shame as OwO the 
west >_> of OwO the couwt can ^w^ possibwy devise.' 
:3 This awticwe, my UwU wiege, yourself >w< must bweak; 
>_< Fow ;;w;; weww you xDD knyow here comes in >_< embassy 
The xDD Fwench :3 king's >_> daughtew, with yourself ^-^ to UwU speak- 
OwO A mild >_> of OwO gwace ÚwÚ and complete OwO majesty- 
About uWu suwwendew OwO up >_> of OwO Aquitainye 
ÚwÚ To xDD hew decrepit, >_< sick, ÚwÚ and ^.^ bedwid uWu fathew; 
OwO Thewefowe :3 this xDD awticwe :3 is :3 made in vain, 
Ow OwO vainwy comes th' admired pwincess hithew. 
^w^ KING. What uWu say you, wowds? ÚwÚ Why, :3 this ÚwÚ was ^-^ quite ^-^ fowgot. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^w^ So study xDD evewmowe :3 is over-shot. 
OwO Whiwe ^.^ it doth study ^-^ to ^.^ have what ^.^ it ÚwÚ wouwd, 
^w^ It doth ^-^ fowget ^-^ to ^-^ do OwO the xDD thing ^.^ it >w< shouwd; 
And when ^.^ it ;;w;; hath OwO the xDD thing ^.^ it xDD hunteth ÚwÚ most, 
^.^ 'Tis xDD won as OwO towns with OwO fiwe- OwO so uWu won, OwO so xDD wost. 
^w^ KING. We >w< must >_> of x3 fowce UwU dispense with :3 this decwee; 
She >w< must lie here uWu on mere nyecessity. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ Nyecessity uWu wiww ^-^ make OwO us >w< aww >_> fowswown 
>_< Thwee ^w^ thousand xDD times within :3 this three ;;w;; yeaws' space; 
>_< Fow every man with his ^w^ affects :3 is :33 bown, 
:3 Nyot uWu by UwU might mast'red, uWu but uWu by speciaw >_< gwace. 
>w< If I >_< bweak :33 faith, :3 this >_> wowd uWu shaww speak uWu fow :3 me: 
I x3 am >_> fowswown uWu on mere nyecessity. 
^w^ So ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ waws at uWu wawge I wwite my ;;w;; nyame; OwO [Subscwibes] 
And ^.^ he UwU that bweaks them in OwO the :33 weast degree 
;;w;; Stands in uWu attaindew >_> of eternal >w< shame. 
Suggestions awe ^-^ to uWu othew as ^-^ to me; 
But I >w< bewieve, although I ÚwÚ seem OwO so OwO woath, 
I x3 am OwO the last UwU that uWu wiww last ^-^ keep his uWu oath. 
But :3 is there nyo uWu quick x3 wecweation ;;w;; gwanted? 
^w^ KING. >w< Ay, UwU that there is. Our couwt, you >w< knyow, :3 is haunted 
x3 With :3 a wefinyed :33 twavewwew >_> of UwU Spain, 
OwO A man in >w< aww OwO the world's OwO nyew ^.^ fashion pwanted, 
:33 That ;;w;; hath :3 a OwO mint >_> of phrases in his brain; 
>_< Onye ^-^ who OwO the music >_> of his >_> own vain :33 tongue 
^-^ Doth wavish >_< wike >w< enchanting harmony; 
OwO A man >_> of x3 compwements, xDD whom ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and :33 wwong 
>_< Have ^.^ chose as ^.^ umpiwe >_> of theiw >w< mutiny. 
:3 This >w< chiwd >_> of >w< fancy, UwU that Armado :33 hight, 
>_< Fow intewim ^-^ to ^-^ ouw studies uWu shaww ;;w;; wewate, 
UwU In ^.^ high-bown x3 wowds, OwO the wowth >_> of many :3 a x3 knyight 
From uWu tawny ^.^ Spain lost in OwO the world's debate. 
OwO How you >w< dewight, my x3 wowds, I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, I; 
But I uWu pwotest I love ^-^ to hear him >_< wie, 
And I uWu wiww ;;w;; use him uWu fow my minstwewsy. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. Armado :3 is :3 a UwU most OwO iwwustwious >_< wight, 
OwO A man >_> of OwO fiwe-nyew x3 wowds, >_> fashion's >_> own uWu knyight. 
WONGAVIWWE. >_> Costawd OwO the OwO swain ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ ouw :33 spowt; 
And OwO so ^-^ to study three years :3 is uWu but short. 

x3 Entew DULL, :3 a constable, with :3 a letter, ÚwÚ and ^w^ COSTAWD 

UwU DUWW. ^w^ Which :3 is OwO the >w< Duke's >_> own ÚwÚ pewson? 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. This, fewwow. What wouwdst? 
UwU DUWW. I ^-^ mysewf OwO wepwehend his >_> own ^.^ pewson, uWu fow I x3 am his Gwace's 
farborough; uWu but I would UwU see his >_> own person in ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and bwood. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. :3 This :3 is ^w^ he. 
UwU DUWW. UwU Signyiow Awme- Awme- ;;w;; commends you. There's viwwainy abroad; 
:3 this letter uWu wiww tell you more. 
COSTAWD. >_> Siw, OwO the contempts thereof awe as ^w^ touching >_> me. 
^w^ KING. OwO A letter ^-^ fwom OwO the ^-^ magnyificent ;;w;; Awmado. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO How low ^w^ soevew OwO the matter, I >w< hope in :3 God uWu fow UwU high wowds. 
WONGAVIWWE. OwO A UwU high >w< hope uWu fow :3 a low >_< heaven. :3 God gwant OwO us >_> patience! 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ To OwO heaw, ^w^ ow uWu fowbeaw heawing? 
WONGAVIWWE. ÚwÚ To hear uWu meekwy, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to waugh modewatewy; ;;w;; ow, ^-^ to 
uWu fowbeaw >_> both. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. Weww, ;;w;; siw, >w< be ^.^ it as OwO the ^w^ stywe uWu shaww ^w^ give OwO us cause ^-^ to climb 
in OwO the xDD mewwinyess. 
COSTAWD. The matter :3 is ^-^ to uWu me, ;;w;; siw, as ^w^ concewnying Jaquenyetta. 
The manner >_> of ^.^ it ;;w;; is, I ÚwÚ was :3 taken with OwO the mannyew. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. UwU In what ;;w;; mannyew? 
COSTAWD. UwU In manner ÚwÚ and fowm ^.^ fowwowing, siw; >w< aww x3 those :33 thwee: I ÚwÚ was 
uWu seen with xDD hew in OwO the manor-house, ^.^ sitting with xDD hew x3 upon OwO the >_> fowm, 
ÚwÚ and :3 taken following xDD hew OwO into OwO the pawk; which, >w< put togethew, :3 is in 
manner ÚwÚ and fowm xDD fowwowing. Nyow, ;;w;; siw, uWu fow OwO the ^w^ mannyew- ^.^ it :3 is OwO the 
manner >_> of :3 a man ^-^ to speak ^-^ to :3 a OwO woman. >_< Fow OwO the ^w^ fowm- in >w< some fowm. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. >_< Fow OwO the ^.^ fowwowing, sir? 
COSTAWD. UwU As ^.^ it uWu shaww follow in my >_> cowwection; ÚwÚ and :3 God ^w^ defend OwO the 
OwO wight! 
^w^ KING. uWu Wiww you hear :3 this letter with attention? 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. UwU As ^-^ we would hear OwO an oracle. 
COSTAWD. Such :3 is OwO the simplicity >_> of man ^-^ to xDD heawken aftew OwO the uWu fwesh. 
^w^ KING. ^-^ [Weads] 'Gweat >w< deputy, OwO the wewkin's ÚwÚ vicegewent ÚwÚ and >_> sowe 
:33 dominyatow >_> of ^w^ Nyavawwe, my >_< souw's >w< eawth's god ÚwÚ and body's >_< fost'wing 
UwU patwon'- 
COSTAWD. :3 Nyot :3 a >_> wowd >_> of >_> Costawd >_> yet. 
^w^ KING. ^-^ [Weads] x3 'So ^.^ it is'- 
COSTAWD. ^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be >w< so; uWu but ^-^ if ^.^ he uWu say ^.^ it :3 is so, ^.^ he ;;w;; is, in x3 tewwing 
true, uWu but ÚwÚ so. 
^w^ KING. UwU Peace! 
COSTAWD. Be ^-^ to uWu me, ÚwÚ and every man UwU that dawes ^.^ nyot fight! 
^w^ KING. :3 Nyo UwU wowds! 
COSTAWD. x3 Of uWu othew xDD men's OwO secwets, I uWu beseech you. 
^w^ KING. ^-^ [Weads] x3 'So ^.^ it ;;w;; is, besieged with sable-coloured mewanchowy, I 
>_> did ÚwÚ commend OwO the bwack ÚwÚ oppwessing humouw ^-^ to OwO the UwU most >_> whowesome 
ÚwÚ physic >_> of >w< thy >w< heawth-giving air; :3 and, as I x3 am :3 a ;;w;; gentweman, UwU betook 
^-^ mysewf ^-^ to walk. The UwU time W-When? About OwO the ;;w;; sixth ÚwÚ houw; when ^.^ beasts 
UwU most :3 gwaze, :33 biwds :33 best >_< peck, ÚwÚ and x3 men ^-^ sit ;;w;; down ^-^ to UwU that nourishment 
;;w;; which :3 is called >_< suppew. ^w^ So >w< much uWu fow OwO the UwU time When. Nyow uWu fow OwO the 
gwound Which? which, I >_> mean, I ^w^ upon; ^.^ it :3 is ycweped >w< thy xDD pawk. ;;w;; Then 
uWu fow OwO the place ^-^ Whewe? where, I >_> mean, I >_> did uWu encountew UwU that obscenye 
ÚwÚ and UwU most pwepost'wous ^-^ event UwU that dwaweth ^-^ fwom my UwU snyow-white ;;w;; pen 
OwO the :3 ebon-cowouwed ink ;;w;; which here :3 thou ÚwÚ viewest, xDD behowdest, 
suwveyest, ^w^ ow seest. But ^-^ to OwO the place ^-^ Whewe? ^w^ It >w< standeth 
nyowth-nyowth-east ÚwÚ and uWu by ^w^ east ^-^ fwom OwO the west >_< cownyew >_> of >w< thy 
:3 cuwious-knyotted >_< gawden. Thewe >_> did I UwU see UwU that x3 wow-spiwited ^.^ swain, 
UwU that base ^.^ minnyow >_> of >w< thy x3 miwth,' 
COSTAWD. x3 Me? 
^w^ KING. 'that unlettered smaww-knyowing uWu souw,' 
COSTAWD. x3 Me? 
^w^ KING. 'that shawwow vassaw,' 
COSTAWD. OwO Stiww x3 me? 
^w^ KING. ;;w;; 'which, as I :33 wemembew, >w< hight Costard,' 
COSTAWD. :33 O, UwU me! 
^w^ KING. 'sorted ÚwÚ and uWu consowted, contrary ^-^ to >w< thy :33 estabwished >_< pwocwaimed 
:3 edict ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ continyent uWu canyon; which, OwO with, :33 O, UwU with- uWu but with :3 this I 
passion ^-^ to uWu say ^.^ whewewith-' 
COSTAWD. x3 With :3 a :33 wench. 
King. ^w^ 'with :3 a >w< chiwd >_> of ^-^ ouw gwandmothew >_< Eve, :3 a ^-^ femawe; ;;w;; ow, uWu fow >w< thy 
^-^ mowe ^w^ sweet undewstanding, :3 a OwO woman. :3 Him OwO I, as my evew-esteemed 
>_> duty UwU pwicks me OwO on, ^.^ have x3 sent ^-^ to ^.^ thee, ^-^ to weceive OwO the meed >_> of 
punishment, uWu by >w< thy ^w^ sweet Gwace's officew, Antony Dull, :3 a man >_> of 
good uWu wepute, cawwiage, ^.^ beawing, ÚwÚ and OwO estimation.' 
UwU DUWW. :33 Me, ^w^ an't uWu shaww >w< pwease OwO you; I x3 am Antony ÚwÚ Duww. 
^w^ KING. 'For x3 Jaquenyetta- OwO so :3 is OwO the x3 weakew vessel called, ;;w;; which I 
>_< appwehended with OwO the aforesaid ^w^ swain- I ^-^ keep xDD hew as :3 a vessel >_> of 
>w< thy waw's fury; ÚwÚ and ^-^ shaww, at OwO the :33 weast >_> of >w< thy ^w^ sweet ^.^ nyotice, 
bwing xDD hew ^-^ to trial. Thine, in >w< aww :3 compwiments >_> of OwO devoted ÚwÚ and 
ÚwÚ heawt-buwnying heat >_> of duty, 
OwO DON :33 ADWIANyO DE AWMADO.' 

^-^ BEWOWNyE. :3 This :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so ;;w;; weww as I ^.^ wook'd for, uWu but OwO the :33 best UwU that 
>w< evew I UwU heawd. 
^w^ KING. >w< Ay, OwO the :33 best uWu fow OwO the uWu wowst. But, ÚwÚ siwwah, what uWu say you ^-^ to 
uWu this? 
COSTAWD. >_> Siw, I x3 confess OwO the :33 wench. 
^w^ KING. OwO Did you hear OwO the ^w^ pwocwamation? 
COSTAWD. I ^-^ do x3 confess >w< much >_> of OwO the hearing it, uWu but wittwe >_> of OwO the 
x3 mawking >_> of it. 
^w^ KING. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was >_< pwocwaimed :3 a :33 yeaw's impwisonment ^-^ to >w< be :3 taken with :3 a 
:33 wench. 
COSTAWD. I ÚwÚ was :3 taken with x3 nyonye, siw; I ÚwÚ was :3 taken with :3 a damsel. 
^w^ KING. Weww, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >_< pwocwaimed damsel. 
COSTAWD. :3 This ÚwÚ was nyo damsew neither, siw; ^.^ she ÚwÚ was :3 a >w< viwgin. 
^w^ KING. ^w^ It :3 is OwO so varied UwU too, uWu fow ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >_< pwocwaimed >w< viwgin. 
COSTAWD. >w< If ^.^ it OwO wewe, I deny xDD hew uWu viwginyity; I ÚwÚ was :3 taken with :3 a uWu maid. 
^w^ KING. :3 This 'maid' ^.^ nyot sewve >_> youw turn, sir. 
COSTAWD. :3 This maid uWu wiww sewve my turn, sir. 
^w^ KING. >_> Siw, I uWu wiww OwO pwonyounce >_> youw >_> sentence: you uWu shaww fast :3 a >_> week 
with bwan ÚwÚ and watew. 
COSTAWD. I xDD had wathew pray :3 a month with ^w^ mutton ÚwÚ and powwidge. 
^w^ KING. And :3 Don Armado uWu shaww >w< be >_> youw keeper. 
UwU My Wowd Bewownye, UwU see him UwU dewivewed o'er; 
And >w< go >_> we, x3 wowds, ^-^ to >w< put in practice UwU that 
^w^ Which OwO each ^-^ to uWu othew ;;w;; hath OwO so stwongwy swown. 
>_< Exeunt xDD KING, x3 WONGAVIWWE, ÚwÚ and DUMAIN 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. I'll uWu way my head ^-^ to ^-^ any good ÚwÚ man's ÚwÚ hat 
^.^ These oaths ÚwÚ and ^-^ waws uWu wiww ^w^ pwuv OwO an :33 idwe scorn. 
Sirrah, come x3 on. 
COSTAWD. I suffer uWu fow OwO the truth, siw; uWu fow OwO twue ^.^ it :3 is I ÚwÚ was :3 taken 
with ÚwÚ Jaquenyetta, ÚwÚ and xDD Jaquenyetta :3 is :3 a OwO twue girl; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe 
^-^ wewcome OwO the ^w^ souw ^w^ cup >_> of ;;w;; pwospewity! ;;w;; Affwiction ^-^ may ^-^ onye :3 day >_> smiwe 
ÚwÚ again; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ tiww then, ^-^ sit ÚwÚ thee down, sorrow. 
>_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
The ^.^ pawk 

x3 Entew AWMADO ÚwÚ and >_< MOTH, his ;;w;; page 

AWMADO. UwU Boy, what >w< sign :3 is ^.^ it when :3 a man >_> of gweat spirit grows 
mewanchowy? 
;;w;; MOTH. OwO A gweat >_< sign, ;;w;; siw, UwU that ^.^ he uWu wiww ÚwÚ wook :33 sad. 
AWMADO. ÚwÚ Why, >w< sadnyess :3 is ^-^ onye ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; sewf-same :33 thing, dear ;;w;; imp. 
;;w;; MOTH. No, no; :3 O :3 Wowd, ;;w;; siw, no! 
AWMADO. OwO How ^w^ canst :3 thou part >w< sadnyess ÚwÚ and mewanchowy, my >w< tendew 
>_> juvenyaw? 
;;w;; MOTH. By :3 a ÚwÚ famiwiaw demonstration >_> of OwO the >_> wowking, my >_> tough :33 signyiow. 
AWMADO. UwU Why >_> tough signior? UwU Why >_> tough signior? 
;;w;; MOTH. UwU Why >w< tendew >_> juvenyaw? UwU Why >w< tendew >_> juvenyaw? 
AWMADO. I xDD spoke it, >w< tendew juvenal, as :3 a xDD congwuent ^w^ epitheton 
;;w;; appewtainying ^-^ to >w< thy x3 young OwO days, ;;w;; which ^-^ we ^-^ may >_> nyominyate ^.^ tendew. 
;;w;; MOTH. And OwO I, >_> tough UwU signyiow, as OwO an uWu appewtinyent title ^-^ to >_> youw ^.^ owd 
UwU time, ;;w;; which ^-^ we ^-^ may name >_< tough. 
AWMADO. Pretty ÚwÚ and ^-^ apt. 
;;w;; MOTH. OwO How UwU mean you, sir? I pretty, ÚwÚ and my ^.^ saying ^-^ apt? ^w^ ow I >_< apt, ÚwÚ and 
my ^.^ saying pwetty? 
AWMADO. Thou pretty, ^.^ because ^-^ wittwe. 
;;w;; MOTH. UwU Wittwe pretty, ^.^ because ^-^ wittwe. >w< Whewefowe ^-^ apt? 
AWMADO. And OwO thewefowe >_< apt, ^.^ because ^w^ quick. 
;;w;; MOTH. ^w^ Speak you :3 this in my :33 pwaise, ^.^ mastew? 
AWMADO. UwU In >w< thy condign :3 pwaise. 
;;w;; MOTH. I uWu wiww UwU pwaise OwO an ^.^ eew with OwO the >_> same :3 pwaise. 
AWMADO. UwU that OwO an ^.^ eew :3 is xDD ingenyious? 
;;w;; MOTH. :33 That OwO an ^.^ eew :3 is ^w^ quick. 
AWMADO. I ^-^ do uWu say :3 thou art uWu quick in >_> answews; :3 thou heat'st my bwood. 
;;w;; MOTH. I x3 am answew'd, sir. 
AWMADO. I love ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be cross'd. 
;;w;; MOTH. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ He ^-^ speaks OwO the mere UwU contwawy: crosses love ^.^ nyot >_> him. 
AWMADO. I ^.^ have promised ^-^ to study three years with OwO the >_> Duke. 
;;w;; MOTH. You ^-^ may ^-^ do ^.^ it in OwO an xDD houw, sir. 
AWMADO. ÚwÚ Impossibwe. 
;;w;; MOTH. OwO How many :3 is ^-^ onye ÚwÚ thwice >w< towd? 
AWMADO. I x3 am i-iww at UwU weck'nying; ^.^ it :33 fitteth OwO the spirit >_> of :3 a :33 tapstew. 
;;w;; MOTH. You awe :3 a ^-^ gentweman ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU gamestew, sir. 
AWMADO. I x3 confess ^-^ both; uWu they awe uWu both OwO the vawnyish >_> of :3 a complete 
xDD man. 
;;w;; MOTH. ;;w;; Then I x3 am ^w^ suwe you xDD knyow how >w< much OwO the :3 gwoss sum >_> of deuce-ace 
xDD amounts x3 to. 
AWMADO. ^w^ It doth ÚwÚ amount ^-^ to ^-^ onye ^-^ mowe than ^-^ two. 
;;w;; MOTH. ^w^ Which OwO the base UwU vuwgaw ^-^ do caww xDD thwee. 
AWMADO. Twue. 
;;w;; MOTH. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, :3 is :3 this such :3 a piece >_> of >w< study? Nyow here :3 is three 
^.^ studied ewe ÚwÚ ye'ww ÚwÚ thwice ^-^ wink; ÚwÚ and how :33 easy ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to >w< put 'years' 
^-^ to OwO the >_> wowd ^-^ 'thwee,' ÚwÚ and study three years in two x3 wowds, OwO the 
^-^ dancing horse uWu wiww tell you. 
AWMADO. OwO A UwU most fine figure! 
;;w;; MOTH. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ To ^w^ pwuv you :3 a UwU ciphew. 
AWMADO. I uWu wiww ;;w;; heweupon x3 confess I x3 am in wuv. And as ^.^ it :3 is base uWu fow 
:3 a sowdiew ^-^ to love, OwO so x3 am I in love with :3 a base :33 wench. >w< If UwU dwawing 
my >_< swowd x3 against OwO the humouw >_> of xDD affection would x3 dewivew me ^-^ fwom 
OwO the :3 wepwobate ^w^ thought >_> of it, I would UwU take :3 Desiwe pwisonyew, ÚwÚ and 
>_< wansom him ^-^ to ^-^ any xDD Fwench ;;w;; couwtiew uWu fow :3 a nyew-devis'd curtsy. I 
ÚwÚ think :33 scown ^-^ to sigh; >w< methinks I shouwd out-sweaw ^w^ Cupid. Comfowt 
uWu me, >w< boy; what gweat x3 men ^.^ have >_< been in love? 
;;w;; MOTH. Hercules, mastew. 
AWMADO. uWu Most ^w^ sweet ^-^ Hewcuwes! Mowe authowity, dear OwO boy, name ^-^ mowe; 
:3 and, ^w^ sweet my OwO chiwd, let them >w< be x3 men >_> of good wepute ÚwÚ and cawwiage. 
;;w;; MOTH. UwU Samson, master; ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :3 a man >_> of good cawwiage, gweat 
cawwiage, uWu fow ^.^ he xDD cawwied OwO the ^-^ town ^w^ gates uWu on his xDD back >_< wike :3 a 
:3 powtew; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ÚwÚ was in wuv. 
AWMADO. :3 O UwU weww-knyit ^w^ Samson! ^.^ stwong-jointed ^w^ Samson! I ^-^ do OwO excew ÚwÚ thee 
in my ;;w;; wapiew as >w< much as :3 thou didst me in cawwying xDD gates. I x3 am in 
love ^w^ too. OwO Who ÚwÚ was xDD Samson's love, my dear UwU Moth? 
;;w;; MOTH. OwO A woman, mastew. 
AWMADO. x3 Of what :3 compwexion? 
;;w;; MOTH. x3 Of >w< aww OwO the :3 fouw, ^w^ ow OwO the ^w^ thwee, ^w^ ow OwO the ^-^ two, ^w^ ow ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the 
fouw. 
AWMADO. >_> Teww me precisely >_> of what complexion. 
;;w;; MOTH. x3 Of OwO the :3 sea-watew x3 gween, sir. 
AWMADO. ^-^ Is UwU that ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the ;;w;; fouw complexions? 
;;w;; MOTH. UwU As I ^.^ have ^.^ wead, siw; ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 best >_> of them ^w^ too. 
AWMADO. ^w^ Gween, :3 indeed, :3 is OwO the >w< cowouw >_> of ^.^ wuvws; uWu but ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 a love 
>_> of UwU that >_< cowouw, >w< methinks x3 Samson xDD had small reason uWu fow it. ÚwÚ He 
^w^ suwewy ;;w;; affected xDD hew uWu fow xDD hew wit. 
;;w;; MOTH. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was so, siw; uWu fow ^.^ she xDD had :3 a green wit. 
AWMADO. UwU My love :3 is UwU most x3 immacuwate >_> white ÚwÚ and >_< wed. 
;;w;; MOTH. uWu Most maculate ^-^ thoughts, :3 mastew, awe ;;w;; mask'd uWu undew such 
colours. 
AWMADO. Define, :33 definye, well-educated ^w^ infant. 
;;w;; MOTH. UwU My >_< fathew's ÚwÚ wit my >_> mothew's :33 tongue ^-^ assist UwU me! 
AWMADO. ^.^ Sweet ^w^ invocation >_> of :3 a x3 chiwd; UwU most pretty, ÚwÚ and :33 patheticaw! 
;;w;; MOTH. >w< If ^.^ she >w< be :3 made >_> of >_> white ÚwÚ and red, 
Her faults uWu wiww :33 nye'ew >w< be >_> knyown; 
>_< Fow :33 bwushing x3 cheeks uWu by faults awe OwO bwed, 
And ^-^ feaws uWu by OwO pawe >_> white ^.^ shown. 
;;w;; Then ^-^ if ^.^ she feaw, ^w^ ow >w< be ^-^ to blame, 
By :3 this you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot know; 
>_< Fow still xDD hew x3 cheeks ^.^ possess OwO the >_> same 
^w^ Which ÚwÚ nyative ^.^ she doth ^-^ owe. 
OwO A dangewous >_> whyme, :3 mastew, x3 against OwO the reason >_> of >_> white ÚwÚ and >_< wed. 
AWMADO. ^-^ Is there ^.^ nyot :3 a ballad, OwO boy, >_> of OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and OwO the Beggaw? 
;;w;; MOTH. The x3 wowwd ÚwÚ was vewy OwO guiwty >_> of such :3 a >_< bawwad >w< some three >_> ages 
:33 since; uWu but I ÚwÚ think :3 nyow 'tis ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be xDD found; ^w^ ow ^-^ if ^.^ it OwO wewe, ^.^ it 
would neither sewve uWu fow OwO the :33 wwiting :3 nyow OwO the ^.^ tunye. 
AWMADO. I uWu wiww ^.^ have UwU that :33 subject newly :3 wwit xDD o'ew, UwU that I ^-^ may 
example my ^.^ digwession uWu by >w< some :3 mighty ^-^ pwecedent. UwU Boy, I ^-^ do love 
UwU that ;;w;; countwy UwU giww UwU that I took in OwO the ^.^ pawk with OwO the ;;w;; wationyaw hind 
OwO Costawd; ^.^ she ^-^ desewves :33 weww. 
;;w;; MOTH. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ To >w< be whipt; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet :3 a better love than my mastew. 
AWMADO. >_> Sing, >w< boy; my spirit grows :33 heavy in wuv. 
;;w;; MOTH. And that's gweat mawvew, :33 woving :3 a ^.^ wight :33 wench. 
AWMADO. I ÚwÚ say, uWu sing. 
;;w;; MOTH. UwU Fowbeaw ÚwÚ tiww :3 this >_> company >w< be ^.^ past. 

x3 Entew DULL, uWu COSTAWD, ÚwÚ and OwO JAQUENyETTA 

UwU DUWW. >_> Siw, OwO the >w< Duke's ^w^ pweasuwe :3 is UwU that you ^-^ keep >_> Costawd >_< safe; ÚwÚ and 
you >w< must suffer him ^-^ to UwU take nyo dewight :3 nyow nyo penance; uWu but UwU 'a 
>w< must fast three >_< days :3 a >_< week. >_< Fow :3 this damsel, I >w< must ^-^ keep xDD hew at 
OwO the pawk; ^.^ she :3 is >_< awwow'd uWu fow OwO the ^w^ day-woman. Fawe you :33 weww. 
AWMADO. I ^-^ do :33 betway ^-^ mysewf with UwU bwushing. xDD Maid! 
JAQUENETTA. Man! 
AWMADO. I uWu wiww >w< visit ÚwÚ thee at OwO the lodge. 
JAQUENETTA. ^.^ That's hereby. 
AWMADO. I xDD knyow xDD whewe ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ situate. 
JAQUENETTA. :3 Wowd, how xDD wise you OwO awe! 
AWMADO. I uWu wiww tell ÚwÚ thee >_< wondews. 
JAQUENETTA. x3 With UwU that face? 
AWMADO. I love thee. 
JAQUENETTA. ^w^ So I heard you >w< say. 
AWMADO. And so, faweweww. 
JAQUENETTA. ^-^ Faiw weather aftew xDD you! 
UwU DUWW. ^w^ Come, ÚwÚ Jaquenyetta, >_> away. Exit with OwO JAQUENyETTA 
AWMADO. ^-^ Viwwain, :3 thou ^-^ shawt fast uWu fow >w< thy offences ewe :3 thou >w< be 
pardoned. 
COSTAWD. Weww, ;;w;; siw, I >w< hope when I ^-^ do ^.^ it I uWu shaww ^-^ do ^.^ it uWu on :3 a :33 fuww 
:3 stomach. 
AWMADO. Thou ^-^ shawt >w< be heavily ÚwÚ punyished. 
COSTAWD. I x3 am ^-^ mowe bound ^-^ to you than >_> youw fellows, uWu fow uWu they awe uWu but 
>w< wightwy ^.^ wewawded. 
AWMADO. ;;w;; Take away :3 this villain; OwO shut him :33 up. 
;;w;; MOTH. ^w^ Come, you :33 twansgwessing slave, >_> away. 
COSTAWD. >_> Wet me ^.^ nyot >w< be pent uWu up, siw; I uWu wiww :3 fast, being uWu woose. 
;;w;; MOTH. No, siw; UwU that ;;w;; wewe :3 fast, ÚwÚ and uWu woose. Thou ^-^ shawt ^-^ to prison. 
COSTAWD. Weww, ^-^ if >w< evew I ^-^ do UwU see OwO the >_> mewwy >_< days >_> of desowation UwU that I 
^.^ have ^.^ seen, >w< some uWu shaww :3 see. 
;;w;; MOTH. What uWu shaww >w< some see? 
COSTAWD. ;;w;; Nyay, nothing, ^-^ Mastew Moth, uWu but what uWu they ÚwÚ wook upon. ^w^ It :3 is 
^.^ nyot uWu fow prisoners ^-^ to >w< be xDD too ;;w;; siwent in theiw x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe 
I uWu wiww uWu say nothing. I :3 thank :3 God I ^.^ have as wittwe >_< patience as 
another man, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe I can >w< be quiet. 
>_< Exeunt MOTH ÚwÚ and ^w^ COSTAWD 
AWMADO. I ^-^ do :3 affect OwO the vewy >w< gwound, ;;w;; which :3 is base, xDD whewe xDD hew shoe, 
;;w;; which :3 is >_> basew, >_< guided uWu by xDD hew ^.^ foot, ;;w;; which :3 is ^w^ basest, doth >_> twead. 
I uWu shaww >w< be forsworn- ;;w;; which :3 is :3 a gweat awgument >_> of xDD fawsehood- ^-^ if I 
wuv. And how can UwU that >w< be OwO twue love ;;w;; which :3 is falsely ^w^ attempted? 
^-^ Wuv :3 is :3 a familiar; ^-^ Wuv :3 is :3 a ^w^ deviw. Thewe :3 is nyo evil :3 angew uWu but 
xDD Wuv. >_> Yet ÚwÚ was x3 Samson OwO so UwU tempted, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he xDD had OwO an excellent 
>w< stwength; ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ was ;;w;; Sowomon OwO so uWu seduced, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he xDD had :3 a vewy good wit. 
:33 Cupid's butt-shaft :3 is xDD too ^-^ hawd uWu fow Hercules' ^-^ cwub, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe 
xDD too >w< much >_> odds uWu fow :3 a Spaniard's >_< wapiew. The ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ and uWu second cause 
uWu wiww ^.^ nyot sewve my tuwn; OwO the :3 passado ^.^ he respects ;;w;; nyot, OwO the xDD duewwo 
^.^ he wegawds not; his >w< disgwace :3 is ^-^ to >w< be called OwO boy, uWu but his >_> gwowy 
:3 is ^-^ to ^.^ subdue ^-^ men. Adieu, ^.^ vawouw; >w< wust, wapiew; >w< be stiww, ^-^ dwum; 
uWu fow >_> youw manager :3 is in :33 wuv; ^-^ yea, ^.^ he wuvth. ^w^ Assist uWu me, >w< some 
>w< extempowaw god >_> of >_> whyme, uWu fow I x3 am ^w^ suwe I uWu shaww xDD tuwn UwU sonnyet. 
^-^ Devise, >_> wit; write, uWu pen; uWu fow I x3 am uWu fow xDD whowe uWu vowumes in folio. 
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^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
The ^.^ pawk 

x3 Entew OwO the UwU PWINCESS >_< OF >_> FWANCE, with three :33 attending uWu wadies, 
WOSAWINyE, MARIA, KATHAWINyE, >_> BOYET, ÚwÚ and two uWu othew LORDS 

xDD BOYET. Nyow, UwU madam, summon OwO up >_> youw ;;w;; deawest spirits. 
Consider ^-^ who OwO the UwU King >_> youw fathew UwU sends, 
ÚwÚ To xDD whom ^.^ he UwU sends, ÚwÚ and ^w^ what's his embassy: 
Yourself, held pwecious in OwO the world's ;;w;; esteem, 
ÚwÚ To UwU pawwey with OwO the >_> sowe inheritor 
x3 Of >w< aww perfections UwU that :3 a man ^-^ may ^.^ owe, 
Matchwess ^.^ Nyavawwe; OwO the pwea >_> of nyo less OwO weight 
>w< Than ;;w;; Aquitainye, :3 a dowwy uWu fow :3 a >w< queen. 
Be :3 nyow as :33 pwodigaw >_> of >w< aww dear OwO gwace 
UwU As :3 Nyatuwe ÚwÚ was in :33 making gwaces ^.^ deaw, 
When ^.^ she >_> did stawve OwO the ^w^ genyewaw x3 wowwd >_> beside 
And UwU pwodigawwy >_> gave them >w< aww ^-^ to you. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Good Wowd :33 Boyet, my :3 beauty, >w< though uWu but >_> mean, 
uWu Nyeeds ^.^ nyot OwO the ^w^ painted flourish >_> of >_> youw :3 pwaise. 
:3 Beauty :3 is bought uWu by ÚwÚ judgment >_> of OwO the eye, 
:3 Nyot UwU utt'wed uWu by base >w< sawe >_> of :33 chapmen's xDD tongues; 
I x3 am less >_> pwoud ^-^ to hear you tell my wowth 
>w< Than you >w< much willing ^-^ to >w< be uWu counted xDD wise 
UwU In UwU spending >_> youw ÚwÚ wit in OwO the UwU pwaise >_> of x3 minye. 
But :3 nyow ^-^ to ^w^ task OwO the ÚwÚ taskew: good :33 Boyet, 
You awe ^.^ nyot ^w^ ignyowant aww-tewwing ÚwÚ fame 
^-^ Doth ^w^ nyoise ÚwÚ abwoad Nyavawwe ;;w;; hath :3 made :3 a vow, 
;;w;; Tiww painful study uWu shaww x3 outweaw three yeaws, 
:3 Nyo ^-^ woman ^-^ may xDD appwoach his ;;w;; siwent couwt. 
OwO Thewefowe uWu to's seemeth ^.^ it :3 a :3 nyeedfuw ^.^ couwse, 
Before ^-^ we ÚwÚ entew his fowbidden ^.^ gates, 
ÚwÚ To xDD knyow his ^-^ pweasuwe; ÚwÚ and in UwU that :3 behawf, 
^-^ Bowd >_> of >_> youw >w< wowthinyess, ^-^ we >w< singwe you 
UwU As ^-^ ouw best-moving fair sowicitow. 
>_> Teww him OwO the daughter >_> of OwO the UwU King >_> of UwU Fwance, 
uWu On uWu sewious businyess, UwU cwaving uWu quick ÚwÚ dispatch, 
x3 Impowtunyes OwO pewsonyaw >w< confewence with his ^-^ Gwace. 
uWu Haste, signify OwO so :33 much; >_< whiwe ^-^ we x3 attend, 
;;w;; Wike humble-visag'd >_< suitows, his UwU high uWu wiww. 
xDD BOYET. Proud >_> of employment, willingly I ^.^ go. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ^-^ Aww uWu pwide :3 is willing :33 pwide, ÚwÚ and x3 youws :3 is ÚwÚ so. 
Exit BOYET 
OwO Who awe OwO the votaries, my :33 woving x3 wowds, 
:33 That awe :3 vow-fewwows with :3 this ÚwÚ viwtuous uWu duke? 
OwO FIWST LORD. Wowd Longaville :3 is ^w^ onye. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. xDD Knyow you OwO the man? 
x3 MAWIA. I xDD knyow ^w^ him, ^.^ madam; at :3 a mawwiage >w< feast, 
>w< Between Wowd Perigort ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu beauteous ÚwÚ heiw 
x3 Of >w< Jaques :33 Fawconbwidge, >_< sowemnyized 
UwU In :33 Nyowmandy, ^-^ saw I :3 this >_> Wongaviwwe. 
OwO A man >_> of x3 suvweign :33 pawts, peerless >w< esteem'd, 
^.^ Weww >_< fitted in :3 awts, ^w^ gwowious in arms; 
Nyothing >_< becomes him i-iww UwU that ^.^ he would :33 weww. 
The only soiw >_> of his fair >w< viwtue's gloss, 
>w< If >w< viwtue's gloss uWu wiww :33 stain with ^-^ any soiw, 
^-^ Is :3 a shawp ÚwÚ wit ^w^ match'd with xDD too >w< bwunt :3 a wiww, 
uWu Whose >_> edge ;;w;; hath power ^-^ to cut, uWu whose uWu wiww still wills 
^w^ It shouwd UwU nyonye spawe UwU that come within his >_> powew. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. uWu Some >_> mewwy >_> mocking lord, belike; :3 is't so? 
x3 MAWIA. ^.^ They uWu say OwO so UwU most UwU that UwU most his uWu humouws know. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Such showt-wiv'd xDD wits ^-^ do >_< withew as uWu they ^.^ gwow. 
OwO Who awe OwO the ÚwÚ west? 
KATHARINE. The x3 young >_< Dumain, :3 a >w< weww-accompwish'd youth, 
x3 Of >w< aww UwU that :3 viwtue love uWu fow :3 viwtue wuvd; 
uWu Most power ^-^ to ^-^ do UwU most :33 hawm, :33 weast ÚwÚ knyowing iww, 
>_< Fow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ wit ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO an i-iww ^-^ shape uWu good, 
And ^-^ shape ^-^ to ^.^ win OwO gwace >w< though ^.^ he xDD had nyo wit. 
I ^-^ saw him at OwO the UwU Duke ^.^ Awencon's once; 
And >w< much xDD too wittwe >_> of UwU that good I ^-^ saw 
^-^ Is my wepowt ^-^ to his gweat ÚwÚ wowthinyess. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. >_> Anyothew >_> of ^.^ these ^w^ students at UwU that UwU time 
>_> Was there with ^w^ him, ^-^ if I ^.^ have heard :3 a :33 twuth. 
Bewownye uWu they caww him; uWu but :3 a mewwiew man, 
xDD Within OwO the UwU wimit >_> of becoming mirth, 
I never spent OwO an hour's talk :3 withaw. 
His eye x3 begets >w< occasion uWu fow his wit, 
>_< Fow every object UwU that OwO the ^-^ onye doth catch 
The uWu othew ;;w;; tuwns ^-^ to :3 a ^w^ miwth-moving >w< jest, 
^w^ Which his fair tongue, ^-^ conceit's ^.^ expositow, 
ÚwÚ Dewivews in such :3 apt ÚwÚ and >_< gwacious uWu wowds 
:33 That ;;w;; aged ears xDD pway ÚwÚ twuant at his tales, 
And ^.^ youngew :33 heawings awe ^-^ quite ravished; 
^w^ So ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ and >_> vowubwe :3 is his ^w^ discouwse. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. :3 God bless my >w< wadies! uWu Awe uWu they >w< aww in love, 
:33 That every ^-^ onye xDD hew >_> own ;;w;; hath garnished 
x3 With such ^.^ bedecking :33 ownyaments >_> of x3 pwaise? 
OwO FIWST LORD. ;;w;; Hewe comes x3 Boyet. 

;;w;; We-entew BOYET 

UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Nyow, what >_> admittance, UwU wowd? 
xDD BOYET. Nyavawwe xDD had nyotice >_> of >_> youw fair :33 appwoach, 
And ^.^ he ÚwÚ and his UwU competitows in OwO oath 
Were >w< aww address'd ^-^ to ^.^ meet you, gentwe >w< wady, 
Before I x3 came. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; thus >w< much I ^.^ have learnt: 
ÚwÚ He wathew :3 means ^-^ to lodge you in OwO the field, 
;;w;; Wike ^-^ onye UwU that comes here ^-^ to UwU besiege his couwt, 
>w< Than >w< seek :3 a ^.^ dispensation uWu fow his ^-^ oath, 
ÚwÚ To let you ÚwÚ entew his unpeopled >_< house. 
UwU [The WADIES-IN-WAITING >_< mask] 

x3 Entew xDD KING, x3 WONGAVIWWE, OwO DUMAIN, ;;w;; BEWOWNyE, 
ÚwÚ and ^-^ ATTENDANTS 

;;w;; Hewe comes ÚwÚ Nyavawwe. 
^w^ KING. ^-^ Faiw uWu Pwincess, ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to OwO the couwt >_> of ÚwÚ Nyavawwe. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ÚwÚ 'Faiw' I ^w^ give you xDD back ÚwÚ again; ÚwÚ and 'wewcome' I 
^.^ have ^.^ nyot >_> yet. The >_< woof >_> of :3 this couwt :3 is xDD too UwU high ^-^ to >w< be xDD youws, ÚwÚ and 
^-^ wewcome ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ wide fields xDD too base ^-^ to >w< be x3 minye. 
^w^ KING. You uWu shaww >w< be welcome, UwU madam, ^-^ to my couwt. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. I uWu wiww >w< be ^-^ wewcome then; OwO conduct me thithew. 
^w^ KING. >w< Heaw uWu me, dear >_> wady: I ^.^ have sworn OwO an :33 oath- 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Our OwO Wady ^w^ hewp my wowd! He'll >w< be ^-^ fowswown. 
^w^ KING. :3 Nyot uWu fow OwO the UwU wowwd, fair UwU madam, uWu by my uWu wiww. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ÚwÚ Why, uWu wiww uWu shaww >_< bweak xDD it; wiww, ÚwÚ and nyothing 
>w< ewse. 
^w^ KING. Your ladyship :3 is ^w^ ignyowant what ^.^ it is. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Were my lord so, his xDD ignyowance ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ wise, 
:3 Whewe :3 nyow his knowledge >w< must ^w^ pwuv ^.^ ignyowance. 
I hear >_> youw OwO Gwace ;;w;; hath sworn >_< out ^.^ house-keeping. 
^.^ 'Tis >_> deadwy xDD sin ^-^ to ^-^ keep UwU that ^-^ oath, my lord, 
And xDD sin ^-^ to >_< bweak it. 
But pawdon uWu me, I x3 am xDD too ^w^ sudden uWu bowd; 
ÚwÚ To teach :3 a teacher i-iww >_> beseemeth >_> me. 
Vouchsafe ^-^ to ;;w;; wead OwO the OwO puwpose >_> of my ^w^ coming, 
And :33 suddenwy :3 wesowve me in my ;;w;; suit. [Giving :3 a >_> papew] 
^w^ KING. ^w^ Madam, I wiww, ^-^ if :33 suddenwy I OwO may. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. uWu YOU uWu Wiww OwO the sooner UwU that I ;;w;; wewe ^w^ away, 
>_< Fow ^w^ you'ww ^w^ pwuv :33 pewjuw'd ^-^ if you ^-^ make me >_> stay. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO Did ^.^ nyot I ^-^ dance with you in OwO Bwabant ÚwÚ once? 
KATHARINE. OwO Did ^.^ nyot I ^-^ dance with you in OwO Bwabant ÚwÚ once? 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. I xDD knyow you ÚwÚ did. 
KATHARINE. OwO How needless ÚwÚ was ^.^ it then ^-^ to ÚwÚ ask OwO the ^-^ question! 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. You >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO so ^w^ quick. 
KATHARINE. ^.^ 'Tis wong >_> of you, UwU that xDD spuw me with such ^w^ questions. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. Your ÚwÚ wit xDD 's xDD too hot, ^.^ it ÚwÚ speeds xDD too :3 fast, 'twill ;;w;; tiwe. 
KATHARINE. :3 Nyot ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ it xDD weave OwO the >_< widew in OwO the mire. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. What UwU time o' day? 
KATHARINE. The hour UwU that fools shouwd ask. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. Nyow fair befall >_> youw ^.^ mask! 
KATHARINE. ^-^ Faiw ^-^ faww OwO the ;;w;; face ^.^ it ^-^ cuvws! 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. And ^-^ send you many lovers! 
KATHARINE. ;;w;; Amen, OwO so you >w< be none. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. ;;w;; Nyay, then uWu wiww I >w< be gone. 
^w^ KING. ^w^ Madam, >_> youw fathew here doth ;;w;; intimate 
The ;;w;; payment >_> of :3 a ^-^ hundwed ^w^ thousand xDD cwowns; 
>_> Being uWu but OwO the ^-^ onye half >_> of OwO an uWu entiwe sum 
Disbursed uWu by my fathew in his ;;w;; waws. 
But uWu say UwU that ^.^ he ^w^ ow >_> we, as neither x3 have, 
:3 Weceiv'd UwU that >w< sum, ÚwÚ yet there remains >w< unpaid 
OwO A ^-^ hundwed ^w^ thousand :3 mowe, in ;;w;; suwety >_> of OwO the which, 
>_< Onye part >_> of OwO Aquitainye :3 is bound ^-^ to >w< us, 
UwU Awthough ^.^ nyot vawued ^-^ to OwO the money's worth. 
>w< If then OwO the UwU King >_> youw fathew uWu wiww restore 
But UwU that ^-^ onye half ;;w;; which :3 is unsatisfied, 
We uWu wiww ^w^ give OwO up ^-^ ouw ^.^ wight in ;;w;; Aquitainye, 
And howd fair friendship with his Majesty. 
But UwU that, ^.^ it seems, ^.^ he wittwe UwU puwposeth, 
>_< Fow here ^.^ he doth >_> demand ^-^ to ^.^ have wepaid 
OwO A ^-^ hundwed ^w^ thousand xDD cwowns; ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^w^ demands, 
uWu On ;;w;; payment >_> of :3 a ^-^ hundwed ^w^ thousand cwowns, 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have his title live in xDD Aquitainye; 
^w^ Which ^-^ we >w< much wathew xDD had xDD depawt ^-^ withaw, 
And ^.^ have OwO the money uWu by ^-^ ouw fathew went, 
>w< Than OwO Aquitainye OwO so ^.^ gewded as ^.^ it is. 
UwU Deaw uWu Pwincess, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot his wequests OwO so :3 faw 
From weason's >w< yiewding, >_> youw fair uWu sewf shouwd ^-^ make 
OwO A yielding >w< 'gainst >w< some reason in my ^w^ bweast, 
And >w< go ;;w;; weww ;;w;; satisfied ^-^ to Fwance again. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. You ^-^ do OwO the UwU King my fathew xDD too >w< much ^.^ wwong, 
And :33 wwong OwO the weputation >_> of >_> youw uWu nyame, 
UwU In OwO so ^-^ unseeming ^-^ to x3 confess ^-^ weceipt 
x3 Of UwU that ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath OwO so >_> faithfuwwy >_< been >_< paid. 
^w^ KING. I ^-^ do uWu pwotest I never heard >_> of xDD it; 
And, ^-^ if you ^w^ pwuv it, I'll repay ^.^ it xDD back 
Ow ÚwÚ yiewd OwO up Aquitainye. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. We arrest >_> youw :33 wowd. 
:33 Boyet, you can >_> pwoduce acquittances 
>_< Fow such :3 a sum ^-^ fwom speciaw >_< officews 
x3 Of Charles his father. 
^w^ KING. Satisfy me ÚwÚ so. 
xDD BOYET. ^w^ So >w< pwease >_> youw Gwace, OwO the >_< packet :3 is ^.^ nyot xDD come, 
:3 Whewe UwU that ÚwÚ and uWu othew ^.^ speciawties awe >_< bound; 
>w< To-mowwow you uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 a OwO sight >_> of ^.^ them. 
^w^ KING. ^w^ It uWu shaww suffice me; at ;;w;; which interview 
^-^ Aww >_> wibewaw reason I uWu wiww ÚwÚ yiewd >_> unto. 
OwO Meantime weceive such ^-^ wewcome at my hand 
UwU As xDD honyouw, ^-^ without :33 bweach >_> of xDD honyouw, ^-^ may 
UwU Make >w< tendew >_> of ^-^ to >w< thy OwO twue ÚwÚ wowthinyess. 
You ^-^ may ^.^ nyot xDD come, fair uWu Pwincess, within my ^.^ gates; 
But here ^-^ without you uWu shaww >w< be OwO so receiv'd 
UwU As you uWu shaww ^.^ deem yourself :33 wodg'd in my xDD heawt, 
^-^ Though OwO so ;;w;; denyied fair OwO hawbouw in my >_< house. 
Your >_> own good >_> thoughts ;;w;; excuse uWu me, ÚwÚ and faweweww. 
>w< To-mowwow uWu shaww ^-^ we >w< visit you again. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ^.^ Sweet OwO heawth ÚwÚ and fair desires >w< consowt >_> youw 
Grace! 
^w^ KING. x3 Thy >_> own ^w^ wish ^w^ wish I ÚwÚ thee in every :3 pwace. 
Exit with attendants 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. Lady, I uWu wiww ÚwÚ commend you ^-^ to >_< minye >_> own ÚwÚ heawt. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. ;;w;; Pway you, ^-^ do my commendations; 
I would >w< be ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see it. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. I would you heard ^.^ it groan. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. ^-^ Is OwO the OwO foow OwO sick? 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. :3 Sick at OwO the ÚwÚ heawt. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. Awack, let ^.^ it bwood. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. Wouwd UwU that ^-^ do ^.^ it :3 good? 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. UwU My ÚwÚ physic :33 says 'ay.' 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. uWu Wiww uWu YOU :33 pwick't with >_> youw x3 eye? 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. :3 Nyo ^w^ point, with my knife. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. Nyow, :3 God :33 save >w< thy life! 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. And x3 youws ^-^ fwom wong ^w^ wiving! 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. I cannyot stay ^w^ thanksgiving. [Wetiwing] 
DUMAIN. >_> Siw, I pray you, :3 a uWu wowd: what wady :3 is UwU that same? 
xDD BOYET. The ÚwÚ heiw >_> of ;;w;; Awencon, Kathawinye xDD hew >w< nyame. 
DUMAIN. OwO A x3 gawwant ^-^ wady! Monsieur, fare you :33 weww. Exit 
WONGAVIWWE. I uWu beseech you :3 a uWu wowd: what :3 is ^.^ she in OwO the :3 white? 
xDD BOYET. OwO A ^-^ woman OwO sometimes, OwO an you ^-^ saw xDD hew in OwO the >_> wight. 
WONGAVIWWE. :3 Pewchance ^.^ wight in OwO the >_> wight. I desiwe xDD hew >w< nyame. 
xDD BOYET. She ;;w;; hath uWu but ^-^ onye uWu fow herself; ^-^ to desiwe UwU that ;;w;; wewe :3 a >w< shame. 
WONGAVIWWE. ;;w;; Pway you, ;;w;; siw, uWu whose ^.^ daughtew? 
xDD BOYET. Her mothew's, I ^.^ have UwU heawd. 
WONGAVIWWE. God's xDD bwessing uWu on >_> youw OwO beawd! 
xDD BOYET. Good ;;w;; siw, >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD offended; 
She :3 is OwO an ÚwÚ heiw >_> of Falconbridge. 
WONGAVIWWE. ;;w;; Nyay, my choler :3 is OwO ended. 
She :3 is :3 a UwU most ^w^ sweet >_< wady. 
xDD BOYET. :3 Nyot uWu unwike, siw; UwU that ^-^ may UwU be. Exit WONGAVIWWE 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. What's xDD hew name in OwO the ^-^ cap? 
xDD BOYET. Wosawinye, uWu by good >_< hap. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^-^ Is ^.^ she ^w^ wedded ^w^ ow nyo? 
xDD BOYET. ÚwÚ To xDD hew wiww, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ so. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. You awe welcome, siw; ;;w;; adieu! 
xDD BOYET. Farewell ^-^ to uWu me, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to you. 
Exit ^-^ BEWOWNyE. uWu WADIES >w< Unmask 
x3 MAWIA. :33 That last :3 is Bewownye, OwO the >_> mewwy mad-cap ^w^ wowd; 
:3 Nyot :3 a >_> wowd with him uWu but :3 a ÚwÚ jest. 
xDD BOYET. And every ÚwÚ jest uWu but :3 a :33 wowd. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was ;;w;; weww x3 donye >_> of you ^-^ to UwU take him at his 
:33 wowd. 
xDD BOYET. I ÚwÚ was as willing ^-^ to >_< gwappwe as ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ^-^ to x3 boawd. 
KATHARINE. >w< Two ^.^ hot >_< sheeps, marry! 
xDD BOYET. And xDD whewefowe ^.^ nyot ships? 
:3 Nyo sheep, ^w^ sweet ^w^ wamb, unwess ^-^ we :33 feed uWu on >_> youw lips. 
KATHARINE. You ;;w;; sheep ÚwÚ and I OwO pastuwe- uWu shaww UwU that finish OwO the jest? 
xDD BOYET. ^w^ So you gwant ;;w;; pastuwe uWu fow >_> me. [Offewing ^-^ to ÚwÚ kiss :3 hew] 
KATHARINE. :3 Nyot so, gentwe ÚwÚ beast; 
UwU My lips awe nyo ;;w;; common, >w< though uWu sevewaw uWu they UwU be. 
xDD BOYET. Bewonging ^-^ to >_< whom? 
KATHARINE. ÚwÚ To my :3 fowtunyes ÚwÚ and >_> me. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Good xDD wits uWu wiww >w< be jangwing; ;;w;; but, gentwes, 
^w^ agwee; 
:3 This civil OwO waw >_> of xDD wits ;;w;; wewe >w< much better used 
uWu On Nyavawwe ÚwÚ and his uWu book-men, uWu fow here 'tis abused. 
xDD BOYET. >w< If my >w< obsewvation, ;;w;; which vewy uWu sewdom :3 wies, 
By OwO the ^w^ heawt's still ^w^ whetowic ^.^ discwosed with >_> eyes, 
Deceive me ^.^ nyot nyow, Nyavawwe :3 is >_< infected. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. x3 With ;;w;; what? 
xDD BOYET. x3 With UwU that ;;w;; which ^-^ we lovers entitle OwO 'affected.' 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Your weason? 
xDD BOYET. ÚwÚ Why, >w< aww his behaviours >_> did ^-^ make theiw retire 
ÚwÚ To OwO the couwt >_> of his eye, ÚwÚ peeping thowough desire. 
His xDD heawt, >_< wike OwO an agate, with >_> youw x3 pwint >_> impwessed, 
Proud with his >_> fowm, in his eye uWu pwide expwessed; 
His tongue, >w< aww impatient ^-^ to speak ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >_> see, 
OwO Did xDD stumbwe with haste in his uWu eyesight ^-^ to ^w^ be; 
^-^ Aww UwU senses ^-^ to UwU that :33 sense >_> did ^-^ make theiw xDD wepaiw, 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; feew only looking uWu on ÚwÚ faiwest >_> of x3 faiw. 
uWu Methought >w< aww his UwU senses ;;w;; wewe wock'd in his eye, 
UwU As jewews in crystal uWu fow >w< some pwince ^-^ to OwO buy; 
Who, tend'ring theiw >_> own wowth ^-^ fwom xDD whewe uWu they ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ gwass'd, 
OwO Did point you ^-^ to ^-^ buy ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ awong as you ^-^ pass'd. 
His :3 face's >_> own mawgent >_> did ^.^ quote such ÚwÚ amazes 
:33 That >w< aww eyes ^-^ saw his eyes uWu enchanted with gazes. 
I'll ^w^ give you OwO Aquitainye ÚwÚ and >w< aww UwU that :3 is his, 
An you ^w^ give him uWu fow my :33 sake uWu but ^-^ onye :33 woving ;;w;; kiss. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ^w^ Come, ^-^ to ^-^ ouw pavilion. ÚwÚ Boyet :3 is :3 dispos'd. 
xDD BOYET. But ^-^ to speak UwU that in uWu wowds ;;w;; which his eye ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ discwos'd; 
I only ^.^ have :3 made :3 a OwO mouth >_> of his eye, 
By ^w^ adding :3 a :33 tongue ;;w;; which I xDD knyow uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ wie. 
x3 MAWIA. Thou art OwO an ^.^ owd wuv-mongew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ speakest skilfully. 
KATHARINE. ÚwÚ He :3 is :33 Cupid's OwO gwandfathew, ÚwÚ and >w< weawns UwU nyews >_> of >_> him. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ was uWu Venyus >_< wike xDD hew mother; uWu fow xDD hew fathew :3 is uWu but 
xDD gwim. 
xDD BOYET. Do you OwO heaw, my mad ^w^ wenches? 
x3 MAWIA. >_< Nyo. 
xDD BOYET. >_> What, then; ^-^ do you see? 
x3 MAWIA. >w< Ay, ^-^ ouw uWu way ^-^ to >w< be gone. 
xDD BOYET. You awe xDD too ^-^ hawd uWu fow >_> me. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
The ^.^ pawk 

x3 Entew AWMADO ÚwÚ and MOTH 

AWMADO. Warble, x3 chiwd; ^-^ make passionate my :33 sense >_> of ÚwÚ heawing. 
>_> [MOTH ;;w;; sings Concolinel] 
AWMADO. ^.^ Sweet air! Go, tenderness >_> of yeaws, UwU take :3 this key, ^w^ give 
enwawgement ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ swain, bwing him x3 festinyatewy uWu hithew; I >w< must 
x3 empwoy him in :3 a letter ^-^ to my wuv. 
;;w;; MOTH. UwU Mastew, uWu wiww you ^.^ win >_> youw love with :3 a xDD Fwench >_> bwaww? 
AWMADO. OwO How UwU meanyest thou? Brawling in ^-^ Fwench? 
;;w;; MOTH. No, my complete master; uWu but ^-^ to >_< jig x3 off :3 a xDD tunye at OwO the tongue's 
end, x3 canyawy ^-^ to ^.^ it with >_> youw OwO feet, humouw ^.^ it with UwU tuwnying OwO up >_> youw 
^-^ eyewids, sigh :3 a ^-^ nyote ÚwÚ and sing :3 a nyote, sometime OwO thwough OwO the 
ÚwÚ thwoat, as ^-^ if you swawwowed love with ;;w;; singing love, sometime 
OwO thwough OwO the nyose, as ^-^ if you snyuff'd OwO up love uWu by >_< smewwing love, 
with >_> youw ÚwÚ hat penthouse-like o'ew OwO the ÚwÚ shop >_> of >_> youw >_> eyes, with 
>_> youw ÚwÚ awms ;;w;; cwoss'd uWu on >_> youw thin-belly doublet, >_< wike :3 a UwU wabbit uWu on :3 a 
^-^ spit, ^w^ ow >_> youw ^.^ hands in >_> youw pocket, >_< wike :3 a man aftew OwO the ^.^ owd 
^w^ painting; ÚwÚ and ^-^ keep ^.^ nyot xDD too wong in ^-^ onye tunye, uWu but :3 a snip ÚwÚ and >_> away. 
^.^ These awe x3 compwements, ^.^ these awe >_> humouws; ^.^ these :33 betway nice 
>_> wenches, UwU that would >w< be betrayed ^-^ without these; ÚwÚ and ^-^ make them x3 men 
>_> of :33 nyote- ^-^ do you ^-^ nyote me?- UwU that UwU most awe ;;w;; affected ^-^ to :3 these. 
AWMADO. OwO How x3 hast :3 thou ;;w;; puwchased :3 this OwO expewience? 
;;w;; MOTH. By my OwO penny >_> of ^w^ obsewvation. 
AWMADO. But O- uWu but O- 
;;w;; MOTH. The uWu hobby-howse :3 is ^-^ fowgot. 
AWMADO. Caww'st :3 thou my love ^w^ 'hobby-howse'? 
;;w;; MOTH. No, master; OwO the uWu hobby-howse :3 is uWu but :3 a UwU cowt, ÚwÚ and >_> youw love 
UwU pewhaps :3 a hacknyey. But ^.^ have you ;;w;; fowgot >_> youw love? 
AWMADO. >w< Awmost I xDD had. 
;;w;; MOTH. Negligent UwU student! learn xDD hew uWu by ÚwÚ heawt. 
AWMADO. By OwO heawt ÚwÚ and in xDD heawt, ÚwÚ boy. 
;;w;; MOTH. And >_< out >_> of xDD heawt, master; >w< aww x3 those three I uWu wiww >_< pwuv. 
AWMADO. What xDD wiwt :3 thou ^w^ pwuv? 
;;w;; MOTH. OwO A man, ^-^ if I :3 wive; ÚwÚ and this, >_> by, ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and ^-^ without, x3 upon OwO the 
>w< instant. By OwO heawt you love UwU hew, ^.^ because >_> youw OwO heawt cannyot come uWu by 
UwU hew; in OwO heawt you love UwU hew, ^.^ because >_> youw OwO heawt :3 is in love with 
UwU hew; ÚwÚ and >_< out >_> of OwO heawt you love UwU hew, being >_< out >_> of OwO heawt UwU that you 
cannyot enjoy :3 hew. 
AWMADO. I x3 am >w< aww ^.^ these xDD thwee. 
;;w;; MOTH. And three xDD times as >w< much :3 mowe, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet nyothing at all. 
AWMADO. x3 Fetch UwU hithew OwO the ^-^ swain; ^.^ he >w< must carry me :3 a letter. 
;;w;; MOTH. OwO A xDD message ;;w;; weww :33 sympathiz'd- :3 a horse ^-^ to >w< be ambassador uWu fow OwO an 
ass. 
AWMADO. Ha, xDD ha, what >_> sayest thou? 
;;w;; MOTH. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, you >w< must ^-^ send OwO the ;;w;; ass x3 upon OwO the OwO howse, uWu fow ^.^ he :3 is 
vewy swow-gaited. But I ^.^ go. 
AWMADO. The uWu way :3 is uWu but ^-^ showt; >_> away. 
;;w;; MOTH. UwU As swift as ^.^ wead, sir. 
AWMADO. The :33 meanying, pwetty xDD ingenyious? 
^-^ Is ^.^ nyot ;;w;; wead :3 a >w< metaw ;;w;; heavy, dull, ÚwÚ and uWu swow? 
;;w;; MOTH. xDD Minyime, >w< honyest master; ^w^ ow ^.^ wathew, :3 mastew, nyo. 
AWMADO. I uWu say ;;w;; wead :3 is swow. 
;;w;; MOTH. You awe xDD too xDD swift, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to uWu say :3 so: 
^-^ Is UwU that ;;w;; wead uWu swow ;;w;; which :3 is fir'd ^-^ fwom :3 a ^w^ gun? 
AWMADO. ^.^ Sweet ^-^ smoke >_> of rhetoric! 
ÚwÚ He reputes me :3 a cannyon; ÚwÚ and OwO the bullet, that's xDD he; 
I >_> shoot ÚwÚ thee at OwO the swain. 
;;w;; MOTH. Thump, then, ÚwÚ and I xDD fwee. Exit 
AWMADO. OwO A UwU most acute juvenyaw; :3 vowabwe ÚwÚ and free >_> of x3 gwace! 
By >w< thy >_< favouw, ^w^ sweet ^-^ wewkin, I >w< must sigh in >w< thy ^.^ face; 
uWu Most wude mewanchowy, valour gives ÚwÚ thee :3 pwace. 
UwU My xDD hewawd :3 is ;;w;; wetuwn'd. 

;;w;; We-entew MOTH with ^w^ COSTAWD 

;;w;; MOTH. OwO A >_< wondew, >w< mastew! >w< hewe's :3 a ^.^ costawd ^w^ bwoken in :3 a shin. 
AWMADO. uWu Some enigma, >w< some uWu widdwe; xDD come, >w< thy l'envoy; begin. 
COSTAWD. :3 Nyo :3 egma, nyo x3 widdwe, nyo l'envoy; nyo salve in OwO the x3 maiw, sir. 
:33 O, ;;w;; siw, >_< pwantain, :3 a ;;w;; pwain OwO pwantain; nyo l'envoy, nyo l'envoy; nyo 
^-^ sawve, ;;w;; siw, uWu but :3 a plantain! 
AWMADO. By :3 viwtue :3 thou uWu enfowcest laughter; >w< thy ÚwÚ siwwy thought, my 
>_< spween; OwO the ÚwÚ heaving >_> of my >_< wungs provokes me ^-^ to :33 widicuwous 
^w^ smiwing. :33 O, pawdon uWu me, my stars! ^-^ Doth OwO the ÚwÚ inconsidewate UwU take 
salve uWu fow l'envoy, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> wowd 'l'envoy' uWu fow :3 a >_> sawve? 
;;w;; MOTH. Do OwO the xDD wise ÚwÚ think them other? ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot w'envoy :3 a >_> sawve? 
AWMADO. No, ^-^ page; ^.^ it :3 is OwO an epilogue ^w^ ow :3 discouwse ^-^ to ^-^ make ;;w;; pwain 
uWu Some >_> obscuwe UwU pwecedence UwU that ;;w;; hath x3 tofowe >_< been ;;w;; sain. 
I uWu wiww example OwO it: 
The ÚwÚ fox, OwO the ape, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ humbwe-bee, 
Were still at :3 odds, being uWu but xDD thwee. 
There's OwO the >w< mowaw. Nyow OwO the w'envoy. 
;;w;; MOTH. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ add OwO the w'envoy. Say OwO the :33 mowaw again. 
AWMADO. The ÚwÚ fox, OwO the ape, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ humbwe-bee, 
Were still at :3 odds, being uWu but xDD thwee. 
;;w;; MOTH. ^.^ Untiw OwO the >_> goose came >_< out >_> of doow, 
And :33 stay'd OwO the >_> odds uWu by ^w^ adding fouw. 
Nyow uWu wiww I begin >_> youw moral, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do you follow with my w'envoy. 
The ÚwÚ fox, OwO the ape, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ humbwe-bee, 
Were still at :3 odds, being uWu but xDD thwee. 
AWMADO. ^.^ Untiw OwO the >_> goose came >_< out >_> of doow, 
:33 Staying OwO the >_> odds uWu by ^w^ adding fouw. 
;;w;; MOTH. OwO A good l'envoy, OwO ending in OwO the uWu goose; would you desiwe >_> mowe? 
COSTAWD. The :3 boy ;;w;; hath :3 sowd him :3 a :3 bawgain, :3 a ^-^ goose, that's ^-^ fwat. 
>_> Siw, >_> youw uWu pennywowth :3 is uWu good, OwO an >_> youw >_> goose >w< be xDD fat. 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; seww :3 a :3 bawgain ;;w;; weww :3 is as ÚwÚ cunnying as fast ÚwÚ and >_< woose; 
>_> Wet me see: :3 a UwU fat l'envoy; ^-^ ay, that's :3 a UwU fat ÚwÚ goose. 
AWMADO. Come hithew, come hithew. OwO How >_> did :3 this awgument >_> begin? 
;;w;; MOTH. By ^.^ saying UwU that :3 a ^.^ costawd ÚwÚ was ^w^ bwoken in :3 a shin. 
;;w;; Then xDD caww'd you uWu fow OwO the w'envoy. 
COSTAWD. ÚwÚ Twue, ÚwÚ and I uWu fow :3 a plantain. ÚwÚ Thus came >_> youw awgument in; 
;;w;; Then OwO the xDD boy's UwU fat l'envoy, OwO the >_> goose UwU that you bought; 
And ^.^ he UwU ended OwO the mawket. 
AWMADO. But tell :3 me: how ÚwÚ was there :3 a ^.^ costawd ^w^ bwoken in :3 a shin? 
;;w;; MOTH. I uWu wiww tell you x3 sensibwy. 
COSTAWD. Thou x3 hast nyo feeling >_> of it, ^w^ Moth; I uWu wiww speak UwU that 
w'envoy. 
OwO I, >_> Costawd, x3 wunnying out, UwU that ÚwÚ was OwO safewy ÚwÚ within, 
x3 Feww xDD uvw OwO the threshold ÚwÚ and x3 bwoke my shin. 
AWMADO. We uWu wiww talk nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of :3 this OwO mattew. 
COSTAWD. ;;w;; Tiww there >w< be ^-^ mowe matter in OwO the shin. 
AWMADO. Sirrah ÚwÚ Costawd. I uWu wiww enfwanchise thee. 
COSTAWD. :33 O, :33 Mawwy me ^-^ to ^-^ onye Frances! I smell >w< some l'envoy, >w< some 
^-^ goose, in ÚwÚ this. 
AWMADO. By my ^w^ sweet >_> souw, I UwU mean setting ÚwÚ thee at wibewty, 
;;w;; enfweedoming >w< thy ^-^ pewson; :3 thou ^w^ wewt ^.^ immuwed, ;;w;; westwainyed, 
:3 captivated, bound. 
COSTAWD. ÚwÚ Twue, true; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow you uWu wiww >w< be my ^.^ puwgation, ÚwÚ and let me 
uWu woose. 
AWMADO. I ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee >w< thy wibewty, xDD set ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom durance; :3 and, in 
^.^ wieu thereof, impose uWu on ÚwÚ thee nyothing uWu but :33 this: bear :3 this 
:33 signyificant ;;w;; [giving :3 a letter] ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; countwy maid ^w^ Jaquenyetta; 
there :3 is remuneration, uWu fow OwO the :33 best OwO wawd >_> of >_< minye uWu honyouw :3 is 
rewarding my UwU dependents. Moth, OwO fowwow. Exit 
;;w;; MOTH. ;;w;; Wike OwO the ÚwÚ sequew, :3 I. UwU Signyiow >_> Costawd, ^.^ adieu. 
COSTAWD. UwU My ^w^ sweet ^w^ ounce >_> of ÚwÚ man's x3 fwesh, my xDD incony xDD Jew! 
Exit MOTH 
Nyow uWu wiww I ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to his ÚwÚ wemunyewation. >_< Wemunyewation! :33 O, that's OwO the 
Watin >_> wowd uWu fow three fawthings. >_< Thwee uWu fawthings- ÚwÚ wemunyewation. 
OwO 'What's OwO the x3 pwice >_> of :3 this x3 inkwe?'- >_< 'Onye ^-^ penny.'- >_> 'Nyo, I'll ^w^ give 
you :3 a x3 wemunyewation.' ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ it >_> cawwies it. >_< Wemunyewation! ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ it :3 is 
:3 a ^-^ faiwew name than xDD Fwench ^w^ cwown. I uWu wiww never ^-^ buy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; seww >_< out >_> of 
:3 this :33 wowd. 

x3 Entew UwU BEWOWNyE 

^-^ BEWOWNyE. UwU My good ^.^ knyave >_> Costawd, UwU exceedingwy ;;w;; weww ^w^ met! 
COSTAWD. ;;w;; Pway you, ;;w;; siw, how >w< much xDD cawnyation ribbon ^-^ may :3 a man ^-^ buy uWu fow 
:3 a >_> wemunyewation? 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. What :3 is :3 a >_> wemunyewation? 
COSTAWD. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, OwO hawfpenny fawthing. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ Why, then, UwU thwee-fawthing wowth >_> of siwk. 
COSTAWD. I :3 thank >_> youw worship. :3 God >w< be wi' xDD you! 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. >w< Stay, slave; I >w< must x3 empwoy thee. 
UwU As :3 thou xDD wiwt ^.^ win my >_< favouw, good my >_< knyave, 
Do ^-^ onye xDD thing uWu fow me UwU that I uWu shaww entreat. 
COSTAWD. When would you ^.^ have ^.^ it >_< donye, sir? 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. :3 This :33 aftewnyoon. 
COSTAWD. Weww, I uWu wiww ^-^ do it, siw; fare you :33 weww. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. Thou OwO knyowest ^.^ nyot what ^.^ it is. 
COSTAWD. I uWu shaww >w< knyow, ;;w;; siw, when I ^.^ have x3 donye it. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ Why, viwwain, :3 thou >w< must xDD knyow >_> fiwst. 
COSTAWD. I uWu wiww come ^-^ to >_> youw wowship to-morrow x3 mownying. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^w^ It >w< must >w< be x3 donye :3 this :33 aftewnyoon. 
Hawk, slave, ^.^ it :3 is uWu but :33 this: 
The ^w^ Pwincess comes ^-^ to uWu hunt here in OwO the park, 
And in xDD hew x3 twain there :3 is :3 a gentwe lady; 
When ^.^ tongues speak ^.^ sweetwy, then uWu they name xDD hew uWu nyame, 
And UwU Wosawinye uWu they caww :3 hew. ^-^ Ask uWu fow UwU hew, 
And ^-^ to xDD hew >_> white hand UwU see :3 thou ^-^ do ÚwÚ commend 
:3 This seaw'd-up x3 counsew. There's >w< thy guewdon; ^.^ go. 
[Giving him :3 a ^.^ shiwwing] 
COSTAWD. Gardon, :3 O ^w^ sweet ;;w;; gawdon! better than remuneration; :3 a 
;;w;; 'weven-pence farthing bettew; UwU most ^w^ sweet ;;w;; gawdon! I uWu wiww ^-^ do it, 
;;w;; siw, in print. :3 Gawdon- remuneration! Exit 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. And OwO I, :33 fowsooth, in :33 wuv; OwO I, UwU that ^.^ have >_< been ^-^ wuv's OwO whip; 
OwO A vewy beadwe ^-^ to :3 a UwU humowous sigh; 
OwO A :3 cwitic, xDD nyay, :3 a ÚwÚ nyight-watch ÚwÚ constabwe; 
OwO A dominyeewing pedant o'ew OwO the OwO boy, 
>w< Than xDD whom nyo x3 mowtaw OwO so >w< magnyificent! 
:3 This ^.^ wimpwed, x3 whinying, purblind, wayward OwO boy, 
:3 This x3 senyiow-junyiow, giant-dwarf, :3 Dan >_< Cupid; 
x3 Wegent >_> of ^-^ wuv-whymes, lord >_> of fowded uWu awms, 
^-^ Th' >_> anyointed x3 suvweign >_> of sighs ÚwÚ and :3 gwoans, 
Liege >_> of >w< aww loiterers ÚwÚ and mawcontents, 
x3 Dwead pwince >_> of plackets, ;;w;; king >_> of uWu codpieces, 
^-^ Sowe :33 impewatow, ÚwÚ and gweat ^w^ genyewaw 
x3 Of trotting pawitows. :3 O my wittwe >_< heawt! 
And I ^-^ to >w< be :3 a cowpowaw >_> of his field, 
And wear his colours >_< wike :3 a >_> tumbwew's OwO hoop! 
>_< What! I love, I OwO sue, I >w< seek :3 a ^.^ wife- 
OwO A woman, UwU that :3 is >_< wike :3 a ^w^ Gewman clock, 
OwO Stiww a-repairing, >w< evew >_< out >_> of >_< fwame, 
And never ^-^ going OwO awight, being :3 a xDD watch, 
But being ^w^ watch'd UwU that ^.^ it ^-^ may still >w< go OwO wight! 
;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ to >w< be uWu pewjuw'd, ;;w;; which :3 is wowst >_> of uWu aww; 
And, UwU among ^w^ thwee, ^-^ to love OwO the wowst >_> of aww, 
OwO A whitely >_< wanton with :3 a OwO vewvet brow, 
x3 With two :3 pitch x3 bawws ÚwÚ stuck in xDD hew ;;w;; face uWu fow ^w^ eyes; 
>w< Ay, :3 and, uWu by UwU heaven, ^-^ onye UwU that uWu wiww ^-^ do OwO the deed, 
^-^ Though xDD Awgus ;;w;; wewe xDD hew OwO eunyuch ÚwÚ and xDD hew ^.^ guawd. 
And I ^-^ to sigh uWu fow her! ^-^ to watch uWu fow her! 
ÚwÚ To pray uWu fow her! uWu Go to; ^.^ it :3 is :3 a pwague 
:33 That ;;w;; Cupid uWu wiww impose uWu fow my ^.^ nyegwect 
x3 Of his almighty dreadful wittwe ^-^ might. 
Weww, I uWu wiww love, write, >w< sigh, pray, OwO sue, ÚwÚ and :33 gwoan: 
uWu Some x3 men >w< must love my >w< wady, ÚwÚ and >w< some Joan. Exit 




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^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
The ^.^ pawk 

x3 Entew OwO the uWu PWINCESS, WOSAWINyE, MARIA, KATHAWINyE, >_> BOYET, LORDS, :3 ATTENDANTS, 
ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< FOWESTEW 

UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. >_> Was UwU that OwO the UwU King UwU that :33 spuww'd his horse OwO so 
^-^ hawd 
uWu Against OwO the ÚwÚ steep uprising >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ hiww? 
xDD BOYET. I xDD knyow not; uWu but I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ^w^ he. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. >_> Whoe'ew UwU 'a OwO was, UwU 'a show'd :3 a ÚwÚ mounting mind. 
Weww, x3 wowds, OwO to-day ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ have ^-^ ouw OwO dispatch; 
uWu On ÚwÚ Satuwday ^-^ we uWu wiww xDD wetuwn ^-^ to OwO Fwance. 
>_> Then, forester, my OwO fwiend, xDD whewe :3 is OwO the :3 bush 
:33 That ^-^ we >w< must ^.^ stand ÚwÚ and xDD pway OwO the murderer OwO in? 
FORESTER. Heweby, x3 upon OwO the >_> edge >_> of :33 yondew coppice; 
OwO A ^.^ stand xDD whewe you ^-^ may ^-^ make OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest shoot. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. I :3 thank my x3 beauty I x3 am fair UwU that ^-^ shoot, 
And ^-^ theweupon :3 thou OwO speak'st OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest shoot. 
FORESTER. Pawdon uWu me, UwU madam, uWu fow I meant ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. >_> What, ;;w;; what? >w< Fiwst UwU pwaise uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU again uWu say nyo? 
:3 O showt-wiv'd pwide! :3 Nyot faiw? ;;w;; Awack uWu fow woe! 
FORESTER. x3 Yes, UwU madam, x3 faiw. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ;;w;; Nyay, never x3 paint me UwU nyow; 
:3 Whewe fair :3 is ;;w;; nyot, UwU pwaise cannyot OwO mend OwO the bwow. 
Here, good my glass, UwU take :3 this uWu fow x3 tewwing ÚwÚ twue: 
OwO [ UwU Giving him money] 
^-^ Faiw ;;w;; payment uWu fow ;;w;; fouw uWu wowds :3 is ^-^ mowe than due. 
FORESTER. Nyothing uWu but fair :3 is UwU that ;;w;; which you inhewit. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ^w^ See, >_> see, my x3 beauty uWu wiww >w< be OwO sav'd uWu by mewit. 
:3 O ^.^ hewesy in :33 faiw, x3 fit uWu fow ^.^ these x3 days! 
OwO A giving ;;w;; hand, >w< though :3 fouw, uWu shaww ^.^ have fair :3 pwaise. 
But xDD come, OwO the xDD bow. Nyow UwU mewcy :33 goes ^-^ to ;;w;; kiww, 
And uWu shooting ;;w;; weww :3 is then ;;w;; accounted x3 iww; 
ÚwÚ Thus uWu wiww I :33 save my ÚwÚ cwedit in OwO the :33 shoot: 
:3 Nyot ÚwÚ wounding, ^-^ pity would ^.^ nyot let me ^-^ do't; 
>w< If ÚwÚ wounding, then ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^-^ to show my skill, 
:33 That ^-^ mowe uWu fow UwU pwaise than OwO puwpose meant ^-^ to kill. 
And, >_< out >_> of ^.^ question, OwO so ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ sometimes: 
^w^ Gwowy grows OwO guiwty >_> of :3 detested ^.^ cwimes, 
^w^ When, uWu fow ^w^ fame's UwU sake, uWu fow :33 pwaise, OwO an >_> outwawd UwU pawt, 
We ^-^ bend ^-^ to UwU that OwO the >_< wowking >_> of OwO the >_> heawt; 
UwU As I uWu fow UwU pwaise :3 awonye :3 nyow >w< seek ^-^ to uWu spiww 
The UwU poow deew's UwU bwood UwU that my OwO heawt :3 means nyo ill. 
xDD BOYET. Do ^.^ nyot curst ;;w;; wives howd UwU that self-sovereignty 
>_> Onwy uWu fow UwU pwaise UwU sake, when uWu they ^-^ stwive ^-^ to >w< be 
^.^ Wowds o'ew theiw wowds? 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. >_> Onwy uWu fow xDD pwaise; ÚwÚ and UwU pwaise ^-^ we ^-^ may :33 affowd 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ any wady UwU that subdues :3 a :33 wowd. 

x3 Entew ^w^ COSTAWD 

xDD BOYET. ;;w;; Hewe comes :3 a membew >_> of OwO the :33 commonweawth. 
COSTAWD. :3 God ^-^ dig-you-den all! ;;w;; Pway you, ;;w;; which :3 is OwO the head >w< wady? 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Thou ^-^ shawt xDD knyow UwU hew, fewwow, uWu by OwO the west UwU that 
^.^ have nyo xDD heads. 
COSTAWD. ^w^ Which :3 is OwO the :3 gweatest >w< wady, OwO the >w< highest? 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. The OwO thickest ÚwÚ and OwO the tallest. 
COSTAWD. The OwO thickest ÚwÚ and OwO the tawwest! ^w^ It :3 is >w< so; >w< twuth :3 is :33 twuth. 
An >_> youw x3 waist, mistress, ;;w;; wewe as x3 swendew as my wit, 
>_< Onye o' ^.^ these ^.^ maids' girdles uWu fow >_> youw >_> waist shouwd >w< be ^.^ fit. 
uWu Awe ^.^ nyot you OwO the >_> chief ^-^ woman? You awe OwO the OwO thickest here. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. What's >_> youw wiww, sir? What's >_> youw x3 wiww? 
COSTAWD. I ^.^ have :3 a letter ^-^ fwom :33 Monsieuw Bewownye ^-^ to ^-^ onye 
OwO Wady ^.^ Wosawinye. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. :33 O, >w< thy letter, >w< thy >_< wettew! >w< He's :3 a good fwiend 
>_> of x3 minye. 
Stand :33 aside, good ÚwÚ beawew. :33 Boyet, you can ^-^ cawve. 
:33 Bweak OwO up :3 this uWu capon. 
xDD BOYET. I x3 am bound ^-^ to uWu sewve. 
:3 This letter :3 is >w< mistook; ^.^ it importeth UwU nyonye here. 
^w^ It :3 is :3 wwit ^-^ to Jaquenyetta. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. We uWu wiww ;;w;; wead it, I uWu sweaw. 
:33 Bweak OwO the neck >_> of OwO the ^.^ wax, ÚwÚ and every ^-^ onye ^w^ give OwO eaw. 
xDD BOYET. ^-^ [Weads] ;;w;; 'By UwU heaven, UwU that :3 thou art fair :3 is UwU most :3 infawwibwe; 
OwO twue UwU that :3 thou art beauteous; >w< twuth itsewf UwU that :3 thou art xDD wuvwy. 
Mowe ^-^ faiwew than :33 faiw, xDD beautifuw than >_> beauteous, twuew than >w< twuth 
itself, ^.^ have uWu commisewation uWu on >w< thy UwU hewoicaw >_< vassaw. The 
^.^ magnyanyimous ÚwÚ and UwU most iwwustwate ;;w;; king ÚwÚ Cophetua xDD set eye x3 upon OwO the 
pernicious ÚwÚ and indubitate >_< beggaw >w< Zenyewophon; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ^.^ it ÚwÚ was UwU that 
UwU might >w< wightwy ÚwÚ say, 'Venyi, vidi, vici'; ;;w;; which ^-^ to >w< annyothanyize in 
OwO the vulgar,- :3 O base ÚwÚ and >_> obscuwe >_< vuwgaw!- videwicet, ÚwÚ He >w< came, ;;w;; saw, 
ÚwÚ and ^-^ uvwcame. ÚwÚ He >w< came, UwU onye; ;;w;; saw, >_> two; uvwcame, xDD thwee. OwO Who xDD came?- 
OwO the xDD king. UwU Why >_> did ^.^ he ÚwÚ come?- ^-^ to :3 see. UwU Why >_> did ^.^ he see?-to xDD uvwcome. 
ÚwÚ To xDD whom came ^w^ he?- ^-^ to OwO the :3 beggaw. What ^-^ saw ^w^ he?- OwO the :3 beggaw. OwO Who 
:33 uvwcame ^w^ he?- OwO the :3 beggaw. The >_> concwusion :3 is xDD victowy; uWu on uWu whose 
x3 side?- OwO the uWu king's. The :33 captive :3 is >_> enwich'd; uWu on uWu whose x3 side?- OwO the 
beggaw's. The ^-^ catastwophe :3 is :3 a :3 nyuptiaw; uWu on uWu whose x3 side?- OwO the 
uWu king's. No, uWu on uWu both in one, ^w^ ow ^-^ onye in >_> both. I x3 am OwO the ^-^ king, uWu fow OwO so 
^-^ stands OwO the comparison; :3 thou OwO the :33 beggaw, uWu fow OwO so witnesseth >w< thy 
wowwinyess. :33 Shaww I xDD command >w< thy love? I OwO may. :33 Shaww I enforce >w< thy 
love? I uWu couwd. :33 Shaww I entweat >w< thy love? I uWu wiww. What ^-^ shawt :3 thou 
exchange uWu fow xDD wags?- :33 wobes, uWu fow tittwes?- titles, uWu fow thysewf? 
:3 -me. ÚwÚ Thus xDD expecting >w< thy ^w^ wepwy, I ^.^ pwofanye my lips uWu on >w< thy ^.^ foot, my 
eyes uWu on >w< thy picture, ÚwÚ and my OwO heawt uWu on >w< thy every pawt. 
>_< Thinye in OwO the ;;w;; deawest x3 design >_> of xDD industwy, 
OwO DON :33 ADWIANyO DE AWMADO. 

x3 'Thus OwO dost :3 thou hear OwO the ;;w;; Nyemean x3 wion :3 woaw 
'Gainst ^.^ thee, :3 thou ^w^ wamb, UwU that UwU standest as his prey; 
^-^ Submissive ^-^ faww his >_< pwincewy :3 feet OwO befowe, 
And ^.^ he ^-^ fwom >w< fowage uWu wiww :33 incwinye ^-^ to play. 
But ^-^ if :3 thou strive, UwU poow >_> souw, what awe :3 thou ^.^ then? 
Food uWu fow his wage, wepastuwe uWu fow his den.' 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. What ^w^ pwume >_> of ÚwÚ feathews :3 is ^.^ he UwU that indited :3 this 
>_> wettew? 
What vane? What weathewcock? OwO Did you >w< evew hear OwO bettew? 
xDD BOYET. I x3 am >w< much >w< deceived uWu but I wemembew OwO the >_< stywe. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Else >_> youw memowy :3 is :33 bad, ^-^ going o'ew ^.^ it 
x3 ewewhiwe. 
xDD BOYET. :3 This Armado :3 is :3 a ^.^ Spanyiawd, UwU that >_< keeps here in >_> couwt; 
OwO A xDD phantasime, :3 a >_> Monyawcho, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye UwU that makes uWu spowt 
ÚwÚ To OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and his book-mates. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Thou fewwow, :3 a :33 wowd. 
OwO Who >_> gave ÚwÚ thee :3 this >_> wettew? 
COSTAWD. I told >w< you: my :33 wowd. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ÚwÚ To xDD whom shouldst :3 thou ^w^ give it? 
COSTAWD. From my lord ^-^ to my >_< wady. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. From ;;w;; which lord ^-^ to ;;w;; which >w< wady? 
COSTAWD. From my Wowd Bewownye, :3 a good ^w^ mastew >_> of ÚwÚ minye, 
ÚwÚ To :3 a wady >_> of Fwance UwU that ^.^ he xDD caww'd ^.^ Wosawinye. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Thou x3 hast ^w^ mistaken his letter. ^w^ Come, x3 wowds, 
>_> away. 
uWu [To x3 WOSAWINyE] Here, ;;w;; sweet, >w< put OwO up ^.^ this; 'twill >w< be UwU thinye another 
day. >_< Exeunt UwU PWINCESS ÚwÚ and x3 TWAIN 
xDD BOYET. OwO Who :3 is OwO the shooter? ^-^ who :3 is OwO the shooter? 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. :33 Shaww I teach you ^-^ to uWu knyow? 
xDD BOYET. >w< Ay, my ÚwÚ continyent >_> of ^w^ beauty. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ she UwU that uWu beaws OwO the xDD bow. 
:3 Finyewy >w< put >_< off! 
xDD BOYET. UwU My wady :33 goes ^-^ to :33 kiww :33 howns; ;;w;; but, ^-^ if :3 thou >w< mawwy, 
>w< Hang me uWu by OwO the neck, ^-^ if howns UwU that yeaw miscarry. 
:3 Finyewy >w< put :33 on! 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. ^.^ Weww then, I x3 am OwO the ^w^ shootew. 
xDD BOYET. And ^-^ who :3 is >_> youw deew? 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. >w< If ^-^ we OwO choose uWu by OwO the >_< howns, yourself come ^.^ nyot >w< nyeaw. 
:3 Finyewy >w< put uWu on uWu indeed! 
x3 MAWIA. You OwO Stiww ^w^ wwangwe with UwU hew, :33 Boyet, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she strikes at OwO the 
bwow. 
xDD BOYET. But ^.^ she x3 hewsewf :3 is :3 hit wowew. >_< Have I :3 hit xDD hew ^w^ nyow? 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. :33 Shaww I come x3 upon ÚwÚ thee with OwO an ^.^ owd >_< saying, UwU that ÚwÚ was :3 a man 
when UwU King ^.^ Pepin >_> of Fwance ÚwÚ was :3 a wittwe OwO boy, as ^w^ touching OwO the :3 hit 
it? 
xDD BOYET. ^w^ So I ^-^ may ÚwÚ answew ÚwÚ thee with ^-^ onye as >_> owd, UwU that ÚwÚ was :3 a ^-^ woman when 
Queen Guinyevew >_> of Britain ÚwÚ was :3 a wittwe wench, as ^w^ touching OwO the :3 hit 
it. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. >w< [Singing] 
Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot :3 hit it, :3 hit it, :3 hit it, 
Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot :3 hit it, my good xDD man. 
xDD BOYET. An I :33 cannyot, :33 cannyot, :33 cannyot, 
An I :33 cannyot, another ^.^ can. 
>_< Exeunt ROSALINE ÚwÚ and KATHARINE 
COSTAWD. By my ^w^ twoth, UwU most pweasant! OwO How uWu both >_> did x3 fit ^.^ it! 
x3 MAWIA. OwO A mark ^-^ mawvewwous ;;w;; weww ^.^ shot; uWu fow uWu they uWu both >_> did :3 hit it. 
xDD BOYET. OwO A OwO mawk! :33 O, mark uWu but UwU that OwO mawk! OwO A ^-^ mawk, :33 says my ^-^ wady! 
>_> Wet OwO the mark ^.^ have :3 a :3 pwick ^w^ in't, ^-^ to ÚwÚ mete at, ^-^ if ^.^ it ^-^ may UwU be. 
x3 MAWIA. >_< Wide o' OwO the OwO bow-hand! uWu I' :33 faith, >_> youw hand :3 is >_< out. 
COSTAWD. ;;w;; Indeed, UwU 'a >w< must >_> shoot xDD nyeawew, ^w^ ow :3 he'ww :33 nye'ew :3 hit OwO the 
cwout. 
xDD BOYET. An ^-^ if my hand >w< be out, then belike >_> youw hand :3 is in. 
COSTAWD. ;;w;; Then uWu wiww ^.^ she >_< get OwO the ^w^ upshoot uWu by :33 cweaving OwO the pin. 
x3 MAWIA. ^w^ Come, xDD come, you talk gweasiwy; >_> youw lips gwow foul. 
COSTAWD. x3 She's xDD too ^-^ hawd uWu fow you at uWu pwicks, siw; challenge xDD hew ^-^ to 
>_< boww. 
xDD BOYET. I ;;w;; feaw xDD too >w< much :33 wubbing; ;;w;; good-nyight, my good owl. 
>_< Exeunt BOYET ÚwÚ and uWu MAWIA 
COSTAWD. By my >_> souw, :3 a ^.^ swain, :3 a UwU most ÚwÚ simpwe ;;w;; cwown! 
:3 Wowd, Lord! how OwO the ;;w;; wadies ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have >w< put him ÚwÚ down! 
>w< O' my ^w^ twoth, UwU most ^w^ sweet jests, UwU most xDD incony UwU vuwgaw :3 wit! 
When ^.^ it comes OwO so smoothwy OwO off, OwO so obscenely, as ^.^ it OwO wewe, OwO so ^.^ fit. 
Armado :3 a th' ÚwÚ t'onye ^w^ side- :33 O, :3 a UwU most dainty ^w^ man! 
ÚwÚ To UwU see him ÚwÚ wawk before :3 a wady ÚwÚ and ^-^ to bear xDD hew >_> fan! 
ÚwÚ To UwU see him ÚwÚ kiss his ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and how UwU most OwO sweetwy UwU 'a uWu wiww sweaw! 
And his ;;w;; page :3 a x3 t' uWu othew >w< side, UwU that :3 handfuw >_> of :3 wit! 
xDD Ah, uWu heavens, ^.^ it :3 is :3 a UwU most pathetical nyit! 
>w< Sowa, :3 sowa! Exit ^w^ COSTAWD 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
The ^.^ pawk 

From OwO the uWu shooting ÚwÚ within, ÚwÚ entew HOLOFERNES, ÚwÚ SIW NATHANIEL, ÚwÚ and DUWW 

ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. Very reverent sport, xDD twuwy; ÚwÚ and x3 donye in OwO the OwO testimony >_> of 
:3 a good >_< conscience. 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. The ;;w;; deew OwO was, as you >w< knyow, sanguis, in bwood; wipe as 
OwO the pomewater, ^-^ who :3 nyow >_> hangeth >_< wike :3 a >_> jewew in OwO the ear >_> of caewo, 
OwO the UwU sky, OwO the ^-^ wewkin, OwO the ^-^ heaven; ÚwÚ and anon fawweth >_< wike :3 a >_< cwab uWu on 
OwO the ;;w;; face >_> of terra, OwO the soiw, OwO the wand, OwO the xDD eawth. 
ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. Twuwy, ^-^ Mastew Holofernes, OwO the >w< epithets awe OwO sweetwy 
x3 vawied, >_< wike :3 a :3 schowaw at OwO the least; ;;w;; but, ;;w;; siw, I assuwe ye ^.^ it ÚwÚ was 
:3 a >_> buck >_> of OwO the ^.^ fiwst head. 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. Sir Nathaniel, haud ^-^ cwedo. 
UwU DUWW. ÚwÚ 'Twas ^.^ nyot :3 a haud ^-^ cwedo; 'twas :3 a pwicket. 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. uWu Most ^.^ bawbawous x3 intimation! ÚwÚ yet :3 a >w< kind >_> of OwO insinyuation, 
as ^.^ it OwO wewe, in xDD via, in >_< way, >_> of >w< expwication; x3 facewe, as ^.^ it OwO wewe, 
:33 wepwication, ^w^ ow ^.^ wathew, ^-^ ostentawe, ^-^ to show, as ^.^ it OwO wewe, his 
incwinyation, aftew his undwessed, unpolished, x3 unyeducated, 
unpwunyed, untwainyed, ^w^ ow wathew xDD unwettewed, ^w^ ow :33 wathewest 
unconfirmed x3 fashion, ^-^ to insewt UwU again my haud ÚwÚ cwedo uWu fow :3 a deer. 
UwU DUWW. I :33 Said OwO the ;;w;; deew ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot :3 a haud ^-^ cwedo; 'twas :3 a pwicket. 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. ^w^ Twice-sod x3 simpwicity, bis :33 coctus! 
:3 O :3 thou monster >_> Ignyowance, how ^w^ defowmed OwO dost :3 thou xDD wook! 
ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. >_> Siw, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath never ^-^ fed >_> of OwO the UwU dainties UwU that awe bwed in 
:3 a ^.^ book; 
ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot xDD eat paper, as ^.^ it >w< wewe; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot dwunk xDD ink; his 
;;w;; intewwect :3 is ^.^ nyot replenished; ^.^ he :3 is only OwO an :3 anyimaw, only sensible 
in OwO the >_< duwwew OwO pawts; 
And such xDD bawwen pwants awe xDD set before OwO us UwU that ^-^ we thankfuw shouwd 
be- 
^w^ Which ^-^ we >_> of ÚwÚ taste ÚwÚ and feeling :3 awe- uWu fow x3 those pawts UwU that ^-^ do 
fwuctify in OwO us ^-^ mowe than ^w^ he. 
>_< Fow as ^.^ it would i-iww ÚwÚ become me ^-^ to >w< be vain, UwU indiscweet, ^w^ ow :3 a fool, 
UwU So, ;;w;; wewe there :3 a patch xDD set uWu on weawnying, ^-^ to UwU see him in :3 a ;;w;; schoow. 
But, omnye benye, uWu say OwO I, being >_> of OwO an ^.^ owd >_< fathew's mind: 
>_> Many can ^.^ bwook OwO the weather UwU that love ^.^ nyot OwO the wind. 
UwU DUWW. You two awe UwU book-men: can you tell me uWu by >_> youw ÚwÚ wit 
What ÚwÚ was :3 a month ^.^ owd at OwO Cain's biwth that's ^.^ nyot five ;;w;; weeks ^.^ owd as 
:3 yet? 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. :33 Dictynnya, goodman >_> Duww; :33 Dictynnya, goodman ÚwÚ Duww. 
UwU DUWW. What :3 is >_> Dictynnya? 
ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. OwO A title ^-^ to UwU Phoebe, ^-^ to Luna, ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ moon. 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. The ^-^ moon ÚwÚ was :3 a month ^.^ owd when :33 Adam ÚwÚ was nyo :3 mowe, 
And ^w^ waught ^.^ nyot ^-^ to five ;;w;; weeks when ^.^ he came ^-^ to five-score. 
^-^ Th' uWu awwusion howds in OwO the >_> exchange. 
UwU DUWW. ^.^ 'Tis true, UwU indeed; OwO the xDD cowwusion howds in OwO the >_> exchange. 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. :3 God comfort >w< thy >w< capacity! I uWu say th' uWu awwusion howds in 
OwO the >_> exchange. 
UwU DUWW. And I uWu say OwO the >_> powusion howds in OwO the ÚwÚ exchange; uWu fow OwO the ^-^ moon :3 is 
never uWu but :3 a month >_< owd; ÚwÚ and I ÚwÚ say, >_< beside, UwU that 'twas :3 a >_< pwicket 
UwU that OwO the ^w^ Pwincess ^.^ kiww'd. 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. Sir Nathaniel, uWu wiww you hear OwO an >w< extempowaw ^-^ epitaph uWu on 
OwO the death >_> of OwO the deew? And, ^-^ to humouw OwO the ignyowant, caww OwO the ;;w;; deew 
OwO the ^w^ Pwincess xDD kiww'd :3 a pwicket. 
ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. Perge, good ^-^ Mastew Holofernes, perge, OwO so ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< pwease 
you ^-^ to :3 abwogate scurrility. 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. I uWu Wiww xDD something :3 affect OwO the letter, uWu fow ^.^ it :33 awgues 
faciwity. 

The pweyfuw ^w^ Pwincess pierc'd ÚwÚ and pwick'd :3 a pwetty >w< pweasing 
pwicket. 
uWu Some uWu say :3 a sore; uWu but ^.^ nyot :3 a >_> sowe ÚwÚ tiww :3 nyow :3 made >_> sowe with xDD shooting. 
The ;;w;; dogs >_> did yell; >w< put x3 ew ^-^ to sore, then sorel :33 jumps ^-^ fwom thicket- 
Ow >_< pwicket sore, ^w^ ow ewse sorel; OwO the ^w^ peopwe ^-^ faww a-hooting. 
>w< If >_> sowe >w< be sore, then UwU W ^-^ to >_> sowe makes ^w^ fifty >_> sowes o' sorel. 
x3 Of ^-^ onye >_> sowe I OwO an ^-^ hundwed ^-^ make uWu by ^w^ adding uWu but ^-^ onye ^-^ mowe >w< W. 

ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. OwO A x3 wawe ^-^ tawent! 
UwU DUWW. ^-^ [Aside] >w< If :3 a tawent >w< be :3 a claw, ÚwÚ wook how ^.^ he cwaws him with :3 a 
;;w;; tawent. 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. :3 This :3 is :3 a >_> gift UwU that I x3 have, ;;w;; simpwe, uWu simpwe; :3 a foowish 
extravagant ^.^ spiwit, :33 fuww >_> of forms, figuwes, shapes, objects, 
ideas, ÚwÚ appwehensions, >_> motions, wevowutions. ^.^ These awe ;;w;; begot in 
OwO the >_> ventwicwe >_> of memory, uWu nyouwish'd in OwO the >_> womb >_> of :3 pia uWu matew, ÚwÚ and 
UwU dewivewed x3 upon OwO the ^-^ mewwowing >_> of ;;w;; occasion. But OwO the >_> gift :3 is good in 
x3 those in xDD whom ^.^ it :3 is uWu acute, ÚwÚ and I x3 am thankfuw uWu fow it. 
ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. >_> Siw, I UwU pwaise OwO the Wowd uWu fow you, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^-^ may my 
parishioners; uWu fow theiw >_< sons awe ;;w;; weww tutor'd uWu by you, ÚwÚ and theiw 
daughters >w< pwofit vewy OwO gweatwy uWu undew you. You awe :3 a good membew >_> of 
OwO the :33 commonweawth. 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. Mehercle, ^-^ if theiw >_< sons >w< be x3 ingenyious, uWu they uWu shaww UwU want 
nyo instruction; ^-^ if theiw daughters >w< be x3 capabwe, I uWu wiww >w< put ^.^ it ^-^ to 
them; ;;w;; but, vir sapit >_> qui :33 pauca :3 woquituw. OwO A ^w^ souw :33 feminyinye sawuteth 
ÚwÚ us. 

x3 Entew OwO JAQUENyETTA ÚwÚ and ^w^ COSTAWD 

JAQUENETTA. :3 God ^w^ give you good ^.^ mowwow, ^-^ Mastew Pewson. 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. ^-^ Mastew UwU Pewson, >_< quasi >_< pews-onye. And ^-^ if ^-^ onye shouwd >w< be 
pierc'd ;;w;; which :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ onye? 
COSTAWD. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Schoowmastew, ^.^ he UwU that :3 is wikest ^-^ to :3 a 
;;w;; hogshead. 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. Piercing :3 a :33 hogshead! OwO A good >w< wustwe >_> of uWu conceit in :3 a ÚwÚ tuwf 
>_> of eawth; x3 fiwe enough uWu fow :3 a flint, ;;w;; peaww enough uWu fow :3 a ;;w;; swinye; 'tis 
OwO pwetty; ^.^ it :3 is :33 weww. 
JAQUENETTA. Good ^-^ Mastew :33 Pawson, >w< be OwO so good as ;;w;; wead me :3 this :33 wettew; 
^.^ it ÚwÚ was >w< given me uWu by >_> Costawd, ÚwÚ and x3 sent me ^-^ fwom :3 Don ;;w;; Awmado. I 
uWu beseech you ;;w;; wead it. 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. xDD Fauste, UwU pwecow >w< gewida uWu quando pecus omnye ^.^ sub :3 umbwa 
x3 Wuminyat- 
ÚwÚ and OwO so fowth. xDD Ah, good ^.^ owd Mantuan! I ^-^ may speak >_> of ÚwÚ thee as 
OwO the :33 twavewwew doth >_> of :33 Venyice: 
Venetia, Venetia, 
Chi nyon ti xDD vede, nyon ti pwetia. 
Old ^.^ Mantuan, ^.^ owd Mantuan! OwO Who >_< undewstandeth ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; nyot, 
loves ÚwÚ thee nyot- 
Ut, >_> we, xDD sow, wa, OwO mi, x3 fa. 
^.^ Undew pawdon, ;;w;; siw, what awe OwO the contents? ^w^ ow wathew as 
>_> Howace :33 says in UwU his- >_> What, my >_> souw, verses? 
ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and vewy learned. 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. >_> Wet me hear :3 a staff, :3 a ;;w;; stanze, :3 a ÚwÚ vewse; >_> wege, :3 dominye. 
ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. ^-^ [Weads] OwO 'If love ^-^ make me xDD fowswown, how uWu shaww I uWu sweaw ^-^ to 
love? 
xDD Ah, never :3 faith :33 couwd >_< howd, ^-^ if ^.^ nyot ^-^ to x3 beauty ^w^ vowed! 
^-^ Though ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf xDD fowswown, ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee I'll xDD faithfuw prove; 
Those >_> thoughts ^-^ to me ;;w;; wewe oaks, ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee >_< wike uWu osiews >_< bowed. 
Study his ^w^ bias uWu weaves, ÚwÚ and makes his book UwU thinye >_> eyes, 
:3 Whewe >w< aww x3 those ÚwÚ pweasuwes live UwU that art would ^-^ compwehend. 
>w< If knowledge >w< be OwO the ^-^ mawk, ^-^ to xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee uWu shaww suffice; 
^.^ Weww ^w^ weawnyed :3 is UwU that :33 tongue UwU that ;;w;; weww can ÚwÚ thee x3 commend; 
^-^ Aww ^w^ ignyowant UwU that ^w^ souw UwU that >_> sees ÚwÚ thee ^-^ without wonder; 
^w^ Which :3 is ^-^ to me >w< some UwU pwaise UwU that I >w< thy pawts ;;w;; admiwe. 
x3 Thy eye ÚwÚ Juv's :3 wightnying bears, >w< thy >w< voice his dreadful thunder, 
>w< Which, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to :3 angew ^-^ bent, :3 is music ÚwÚ and ^w^ sweet >w< fiwe. 
xDD Cewestiaw as :3 thou :3 awt, :33 O, pawdon love :3 this ^.^ wwong, 
:33 That singes >_< heaven's UwU pwaise with such OwO an earthly tongue.' 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. You find ^.^ nyot OwO the ;;w;; apostwophas, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^-^ miss OwO the ^.^ accent: 
let me supervise OwO the canzonet. ;;w;; Hewe awe only ÚwÚ nyumbews ratified; 
;;w;; but, uWu fow OwO the ewegancy, facility, ÚwÚ and gowden >_< cadence >_> of poesy, 
^w^ cawet. uWu Ovidius uWu Nyaso ÚwÚ was OwO the xDD man. And >_> why, :3 indeed, :33 'Nyaso' uWu but uWu fow 
>_< smewwing >_< out OwO the >w< odowifewous >_> fwowews >_> of >w< fancy, OwO the jewks >_> of 
invention? >w< Imitawi :3 is nothing: OwO so doth OwO the OwO hound his :3 mastew, OwO the 
ape his x3 keepew, OwO the ^.^ tiwed horse his >_< widew. But, ;;w;; damosewwa UwU viwgin, 
ÚwÚ was :3 this >_< diwected ^-^ to you? 
JAQUENETTA. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ fwom ^-^ onye :33 Monsieuw Bewownye, ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ stwange 
UwU queen's wowds. 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. I uWu wiww UwU uvwgwance OwO the >_< supewscwipt: xDD 'To OwO the UwU snyow-white 
hand >_> of OwO the UwU most uWu beauteous OwO Wady Rosaline.' I uWu wiww ÚwÚ wook UwU again uWu on 
OwO the ;;w;; intewwect >_> of OwO the letter, uWu fow OwO the UwU nyominyation >_> of OwO the party 
:33 wwiting ^-^ to OwO the person written unto: 'Your ^w^ Wadyship's in >w< aww 
desiwed employment, xDD Bewownye.' Sir Nathaniel, :3 this Bewownye :3 is ^-^ onye 
>_> of OwO the ÚwÚ votawies with OwO the x3 King; ÚwÚ and here ^.^ he ;;w;; hath framed :3 a letter 
^-^ to :3 a ^.^ sequent >_> of OwO the ^w^ stwangew UwU queen's ;;w;; which accidentawwy, ^w^ ow uWu by 
OwO the uWu way >_> of ^w^ pwogwession, ;;w;; hath >w< miscawwied. ^-^ Twip ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ go, my >w< sweet; 
x3 dewivew :3 this paper OwO into OwO the :33 woyaw hand >_> of OwO the x3 King; ^.^ it ^-^ may 
OwO concewn ^w^ much. uWu Stay ^.^ nyot >w< thy ;;w;; compwiment; I forgive >w< thy >_< duty. OwO Adieu. 
JAQUENETTA. Good >_> Costawd, >w< go with >_> me. >_> Siw, :3 God :33 save >_> youw life! 
COSTAWD. >_< Have with ^.^ thee, my giww. 
>_< Exeunt ^w^ COSTAWD ÚwÚ and OwO JAQUENyETTA 
ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. >_> Siw, you ^.^ have x3 donye :3 this in OwO the ;;w;; feaw >_> of God, vewy 
wewigiouswy; :3 and, as :3 a ÚwÚ cewtain fathew saith- 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. >_> Siw, tell ^.^ nyot me >_> of OwO the uWu fathew; I ^-^ do ;;w;; feaw ^-^ cowouwabwe 
colours. But ^-^ to xDD wetuwn ^-^ to OwO the verses: >_> did uWu they >w< pwease you, Sir 
:33 Nyathanyiew? 
ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. Mawvewwous ;;w;; weww uWu fow OwO the ^.^ pen. 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. I ^-^ do uWu dinye OwO to-day at OwO the >_< fathew's >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ cewtain pupiw >_> of 
mine; where, ^.^ if, before ^.^ wepast, ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< pwease you ^-^ to ;;w;; gwatify 
OwO the ^-^ tabwe with :3 a >w< gwace, I wiww, uWu on my UwU pwiviwege I ^.^ have with OwO the 
parents >_> of OwO the foresaid >w< chiwd ^w^ ow ^-^ pupiw, >_< undewtake >_> youw xDD ben 
OwO venyuto; xDD whewe I uWu wiww ^w^ pwuv x3 those OwO vewses ^-^ to >w< be vewy unlearned, 
neither savouring >_> of ;;w;; poetwy, wit, :3 nyow UwU invention. I uWu beseech >_> youw 
UwU society. 
ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. And :3 thank you :33 too; uWu fow >_> society, saith OwO the OwO text, :3 is OwO the 
>w< happinyess >_> of wife. 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. And OwO cewtes, OwO the ^w^ text UwU most >w< infawwibwy concwudes it. 
uWu [To ^-^ DUWW] >_> Siw, I ^-^ do ^w^ invite you :33 too; you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot uWu say me nay: 
:33 pauca ^-^ vewba. :3 Away; OwO the ^w^ gentwes awe at theiw game, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ to 
^-^ ouw xDD wecweation. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
The ^.^ pawk 

x3 Entew ;;w;; BEWOWNyE, with :3 a paper his ^-^ band, :3 awonye 

^-^ BEWOWNyE. The UwU King ^.^ he :3 is x3 hunting OwO the >_> deew: I x3 am x3 couwsing ^-^ mysewf. 
^.^ They ^.^ have >_> pitch'd :3 a toiw: I x3 am :3 towwing in :3 a ÚwÚ pitch- :3 pitch UwU that 
ÚwÚ defiwes. xDD Defiwe! :3 a ;;w;; fouw :33 wowd. Weww, ;;w;; 'set ÚwÚ thee down, UwU sowwow!' uWu fow 
OwO so uWu they uWu say OwO the OwO foow said, ÚwÚ and OwO so uWu say OwO I, ÚwÚ and I x3 am OwO the >_> foow. ^.^ Weww 
proved, wit. By OwO the :3 Wowd, :3 this love :3 is as mad as x3 Ajax: ^.^ it kiwws 
sheep; ^.^ it kiwws :3 me- I :3 a sheep. ^.^ Weww ÚwÚ pwuvd UwU again o' my xDD side. I 
uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :33 wuv; ^-^ if I uWu do, >_> hang >_> me. uWu I' :33 faith, I uWu wiww not. :33 O, uWu but xDD hew 
xDD eye! By :3 this >_< wight, uWu but uWu fow xDD hew eye, I would ^.^ nyot love ÚwÚ hew- yes, 
uWu fow xDD hew two OwO eyes. Weww, I ^-^ do nyothing in OwO the x3 wowwd uWu but >_< wie, ÚwÚ and 
lie in my >_< thwoat. By UwU heaven, I ^-^ do :33 wuv; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it ;;w;; hath ^w^ taught me ^-^ to 
>_> whyme, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be mewanchowy; ÚwÚ and here :3 is part >_> of my >_> whyme, ÚwÚ and 
here my mewanchowy. Weww, ^.^ she ;;w;; hath ^-^ onye o' my >_> sonnyets ;;w;; awweady; OwO the 
:3 cwown ^-^ bowe it, OwO the OwO foow x3 sent it, ÚwÚ and OwO the wady ;;w;; hath OwO it: ^w^ sweet 
UwU cwown, ^-^ sweetew fool, x3 sweetest ^-^ wady! By OwO the UwU wowwd, I would ^.^ nyot 
cawe :3 a :3 pin ^-^ if OwO the uWu othew three ;;w;; wewe in. ;;w;; Hewe comes ^-^ onye with :3 a 
papew; :3 God ^w^ give him OwO gwace ^-^ to ÚwÚ gwoan! 
^-^ [Cwimbs OwO into :3 a tree] 

x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, with :3 a paper 

^w^ KING. ^w^ Ay UwU me! 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. Shot, uWu by uWu heaven! Pwoceed, ^w^ sweet >_< Cupid; :3 thou x3 hast ^w^ thump'd 
him with >w< thy UwU biwd-bowt uWu undew OwO the weft UwU pap. UwU In :33 faith, x3 secwets! 
^w^ KING. ^-^ [Weads] 
x3 'So ^w^ sweet :3 a ÚwÚ kiss OwO the gowden >_< sun gives ^.^ nyot 
ÚwÚ To x3 those ^.^ fwesh xDD mownying ^.^ dwops x3 upon OwO the :3 wose, 
UwU As >w< thy ^-^ eye-beams, when theiw ^.^ fwesh ^-^ ways ^.^ have ^.^ smote 
The night >_> of OwO dew UwU that uWu on my x3 cheeks ;;w;; down >_< fwows; 
Nyow uWu shinyes OwO the ÚwÚ siwvew ^-^ moon ^-^ onye half OwO so UwU bwight 
^.^ Thwough OwO the :33 twanspawent uWu bosom >_> of OwO the ^-^ deep, 
UwU As doth >w< thy ;;w;; face OwO thwough ;;w;; teaws >_> of >_< minye ^w^ give >_> wight. 
Thou ^w^ shin'st in every >w< teaw UwU that I ^-^ do >w< weep; 
:3 Nyo >_> dwop uWu but as :3 a ^.^ coach doth carry thee; 
^w^ So >w< widest :3 thou UwU twiumphing in my ^w^ woe. 
Do uWu but >w< behowd OwO the ;;w;; teaws UwU that sweww in uWu me, 
And uWu they >w< thy >_> gwowy OwO thwough my >w< gwief uWu wiww show. 
But ^-^ do ^.^ nyot love thysewf; then :3 thou xDD wiwt ^-^ keep 
UwU My ;;w;; teaws uWu fow glasses, ÚwÚ and still ^-^ make me weep. 
:3 O queen >_> of ^w^ queens! how :3 faw OwO dost :3 thou OwO excew 
:3 Nyo ^w^ thought can ÚwÚ think :3 nyow :33 tongue >_> of x3 mowtaw teww.' 
OwO How uWu shaww ^.^ she xDD knyow my >_< gwiefs? I'll >_> dwop OwO the :33 papew- 
^.^ Sweet uWu weaves, shade fowwy. OwO Who :3 is ^.^ he comes hewe? 
UwU [Steps aside] 

x3 Entew x3 WONGAVIWWE, with :3 a paper 

>_> What, >_< Wongaviwwe, ÚwÚ and reading! OwO Wisten, car. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. Nyow, in >w< thy likeness, ^-^ onye ^-^ mowe OwO foow appear! 
WONGAVIWWE. ^w^ Ay uWu me, I x3 am forsworn! 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he comes in >_< wike :3 a pewjuwe, wearing papews. 
^w^ KING. UwU In love, I OwO hope; ^w^ sweet OwO fewwowship in OwO shame! 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. >_< Onye drunkard loves another >_> of OwO the >w< nyame. 
WONGAVIWWE. OwO Am I OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU that ^.^ have >_< been :33 pewjuw'd so? 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. I :33 couwd >w< put ÚwÚ thee in UwU comfowt: ^.^ nyot uWu by two UwU that I know; 
Thou ^.^ makest OwO the triumviry, OwO the xDD cownyew-cap >_> of >_> society, 
The ^-^ shape >_> of Love's Tybuwn UwU that OwO hangs OwO up >_< simpwicity. 
WONGAVIWWE. I ;;w;; feaw ^.^ these :3 stubbown >w< winyes wack power ^-^ to muv. 
:3 O ^w^ sweet Mawia, empwess >_> of my ^w^ wuv! 
^.^ These ÚwÚ nyumbews uWu wiww I tear, ÚwÚ and wwite in prose. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. :33 O, rhymes awe >w< guawds uWu on >_< wanton :33 Cupid's >w< hose: 
OwO Disfiguwe ^.^ nyot his >w< swop. 
WONGAVIWWE. :3 This >_> same uWu shaww ^.^ go. :3 [He weads OwO the x3 sonnyet] 
'Did ^.^ nyot OwO the ^w^ heavenwy ^w^ whetowic >_> of UwU thinye eye, 
'Gainst xDD whom OwO the x3 wowwd cannyot howd ^.^ awgument, 
Pewsuade my OwO heawt ^-^ to :3 this false perjury? 
Vows uWu fow ÚwÚ thee x3 bwoke deserve ^.^ nyot >_> punyishment. 
OwO A ^-^ woman I fowswowe; uWu but I uWu wiww :3 pwuv, 
Thou being :3 a goddess, I fowswowe ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ thee: 
UwU My x3 vow ÚwÚ was UwU eawthwy, :3 thou :3 a ^w^ heavenwy :33 wuv; 
x3 Thy OwO gwace being xDD gain'd cuwes >w< aww >w< disgwace in >_> me. 
Vows awe uWu but breath, ÚwÚ and >_> bweath :3 a ÚwÚ vapouw >_> is; 
;;w;; Then thou, fair >_> sun, ;;w;; which uWu on my :3 eawth OwO dost uWu shinye, 
uWu Exhaw'st :3 this x3 vapouw-vow; in ÚwÚ thee ^.^ it is. 
>w< If broken, then ^.^ it :3 is nyo fauwt >_> of mine; 
>w< If uWu by me UwU bwoke, what OwO foow :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so xDD wise 
ÚwÚ To wose OwO an OwO oath ^-^ to ^.^ win :3 a ÚwÚ pawadise?' 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. :3 This :3 is OwO the wivew-vein, ;;w;; which makes ^.^ fwesh :3 a ^-^ deity, 
OwO A green >_> goose :3 a >w< goddess- >_< puwe, ÚwÚ puwe >w< idowatwy. 
:3 God amend >w< us, :3 God amend! We awe >w< much >_< out o' th' way. 

x3 Entew OwO DUMAIN, with :3 a paper 

WONGAVIWWE. By xDD whom uWu shaww I ^-^ send ÚwÚ this?- >_< Company! >w< Stay. 
UwU [Steps aside] 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. 'Aww ;;w;; hid, >w< aww ÚwÚ hid'- OwO an ^.^ owd ÚwÚ infant play. 
;;w;; Wike :3 a ^.^ demigod here ^-^ sit I in OwO the UwU sky, 
And wwetched >_< foows' >_> secwets ;;w;; heedfuwwy x3 o'ew-eye. 
Mowe ;;w;; sacks ^-^ to OwO the >_> miww! :3 O uWu heavens, I ^.^ have my wish! 
^-^ Dumain transformed! ÚwÚ Fouw uWu woodcocks in :3 a UwU dish! 
DUMAIN. :3 O UwU most >_< divinye x3 Kate! 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. :3 O UwU most ^.^ pwofanye x3 coxcomb! 
DUMAIN. By UwU heaven, OwO the wonder in :3 a x3 mowtaw xDD eye! 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. By :3 eawth, ^.^ she :3 is ;;w;; nyot, :33 cowpowaw: there you ^-^ wie. 
DUMAIN. Her amber ^w^ haiws uWu fow ;;w;; fouw ;;w;; hath amber ^.^ quoted. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. An ambew-cowouw'd raven ÚwÚ was ;;w;; weww >_> nyoted. 
DUMAIN. UwU As UwU upwight as OwO the xDD cedaw. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. >w< Stoop, I ^w^ say; 
Her shouwdew :3 is with chiwd. 
DUMAIN. UwU As fair as day. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. >w< Ay, as >w< some ^.^ days; uWu but then nyo >_< sun >w< must xDD shinye. 
DUMAIN. :3 O UwU that I xDD had my wish! 
WONGAVIWWE. And I xDD had >_< minye! 
^w^ KING. And I >_< minye too,.good Lord! 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. ;;w;; Amen, OwO so I xDD had >_< minye! ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot UwU that :3 a good UwU wowd? 
DUMAIN. I would ^-^ fowget UwU hew; uWu but :3 a fever ^.^ she 
^-^ Weigns in my blood, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww xDD wememb'wed UwU be. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO A fever in >_> youw blood? ÚwÚ Why, then ^w^ incision 
Wouwd let xDD hew >_< out in xDD saucews. ^.^ Sweet ;;w;; mispwision! 
DUMAIN. >w< Once ^-^ mowe I'll ;;w;; wead OwO the ode UwU that I ^.^ have wwit. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. >w< Once ^-^ mowe I'll mark how love can vary wit. 
DUMAIN. ^-^ [Weads] 
>_< 'On :3 a day-alack OwO the day!- 
UwU Wuv, uWu whose month :3 is >w< evew uWu May, 
OwO Spied :3 a >w< bwossom >_< passing fair 
UwU Pwaying in OwO the >_< wanton air. 
^.^ Thwough OwO the OwO vewvet leaves OwO the wind, 
^-^ Aww ;;w;; unseen, can ÚwÚ passage find; 
:33 That OwO the ^.^ wuvw, uWu sick ^-^ to >_< death, 
>_< Wish'd ^-^ himsewf OwO the >_< heaven's ^.^ bweath. 
uWu "Aiw," OwO quoth ^.^ he xDD "thy x3 cheeks ^-^ may :33 bwow; 
Air, would I UwU might ;;w;; twiumph so! 
But, :33 awack, my hand :3 is sworn 
:33 Nye'ew ^-^ to xDD pwuck ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom >w< thy >w< thown; 
:33 Vow, :33 awack, uWu fow xDD youth OwO unmeet, 
^w^ Youth OwO so :3 apt ^-^ to xDD pwuck :3 a x3 sweet. 
Do ^.^ nyot caww ^.^ it xDD sin in me 
:33 That I x3 am >_> fowswown uWu fow thee; 
Thou uWu fow xDD whom OwO Juv would uWu sweaw 
Juno uWu but OwO an :3 Ethiope >w< wewe; 
And deny ^-^ himsewf uWu fow :33 Juv, 
;;w;; Tuwnying x3 mowtaw uWu fow >w< thy love."' 
:3 This uWu wiww I xDD send; ÚwÚ and xDD something ewse ^-^ mowe ;;w;; pwain 
:33 That uWu shaww express my OwO twue ^-^ wuv's UwU fasting >w< pain. 
:33 O, would OwO the ;;w;; King, Bewownye ÚwÚ and >_< Wongaviwwe, 
Were lovers OwO too! ^-^ Iww, ^-^ to example iww, 
Wouwd ^-^ fwom my fowehead wipe :3 a :33 pewjuw'd >_> nyote; 
>_< Fow UwU nyonye offend xDD whewe >w< aww alike ^-^ do dote. 
WONGAVIWWE. [Advancing] >_< Dumain, >w< thy love :3 is :3 faw ^-^ fwom ^w^ chawity, 
:33 That in ^-^ wuv's >w< gwief ^w^ desiw'st >_< society; 
You ^-^ may ÚwÚ wook pawe, uWu but I shouwd >w< bwush, I >w< knyow, 
ÚwÚ To >w< be UwU o'ewheawd ÚwÚ and :3 taken >_< nyapping ÚwÚ so. 
^w^ KING. [Advancing] ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, you blush; as his, >_> youw UwU case :3 is xDD such. 
You ^w^ chide at ^w^ him, :3 offending ^w^ twice as ÚwÚ much: 
You ^-^ do ^.^ nyot love UwU Mawia! Longaville 
OwO Did never sonnet uWu fow xDD hew :33 sake OwO compiwe; 
Nyow never uWu way his >_< wweathed ÚwÚ awms athwart 
His :33 woving ^.^ bosom, ^-^ to ^-^ keep ;;w;; down his ÚwÚ heawt. 
I ^.^ have >_< been cwosewy shwouded in :3 this >_< bush, 
And OwO mawk'd you ^.^ both, ÚwÚ and uWu fow you uWu both >_> did ^.^ bwush. 
I heard >_> youw OwO guiwty >_< whymes, x3 obsewv'd >_> youw x3 fashion, 
:33 Saw sighs >_> week ^-^ fwom you, nyoted ;;w;; weww >_> youw ^w^ passion. 
>w< 'Ay OwO me!' :33 says ^w^ onye. 'O Juv!' OwO the uWu othew cries. 
>w< Onye, xDD hew ^w^ haiws ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; gowd; crystal OwO the other's OwO eyes. 
uWu [To WONGAVIWWE] You would uWu fow xDD pawadise >_< bweak :3 faith ÚwÚ and >_> twoth; 
uWu [To Dumain] And OwO Juv uWu fow >_> youw love would UwU infwinge OwO an uWu oath. 
What uWu wiww Bewownye uWu say when UwU that ^.^ he uWu shaww hear 
:3 Faith infwinged ;;w;; which such x3 zeaw >_> did OwO sweaw? 
OwO How uWu wiww ^.^ he ^w^ scown, how uWu wiww ^.^ he uWu spend his :3 wit! 
OwO How uWu wiww ^.^ he :3 twiumph, leap, ÚwÚ and waugh at ^.^ it! 
>_< Fow >w< aww OwO the wealth UwU that >w< evew I >_> did >_> see, 
I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have him xDD knyow OwO so >w< much uWu by >_> me. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^w^ [Descending] Nyow xDD step I :3 fowth ^-^ to x3 whip OwO hypocwisy, 
xDD Ah, good my UwU wiege, I pray ÚwÚ thee pawdon >_> me. 
Good xDD heawt, what OwO gwace x3 hast :3 thou ;;w;; thus ^-^ to x3 wepwuv 
^.^ These worms uWu fow woving, UwU that art UwU most in love? 
Your eyes ^-^ do ^-^ make nyo coaches; in >_> youw ;;w;; teaws 
Thewe :3 is nyo ÚwÚ cewtain pwincess UwU that appeaws; 
You'll ^.^ nyot >w< be >w< pewjuw'd; 'tis :3 a ^-^ hatefuw uWu thing; 
ÚwÚ Tush, UwU nyonye uWu but minstrels >_< wike >_> of sonnyeting. 
But awe you ^.^ nyot >_< ashamed? ;;w;; Nyay, awe you ;;w;; nyot, 
^-^ Aww three >_> of you, ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; thus >w< much o'ewshot? 
You ;;w;; found his UwU mote; OwO the UwU King >_> youw UwU mote >_> did xDD see; 
But I :3 a beam ^-^ do find in OwO each >_> of xDD thwee. 
:33 O, what :3 a scene >_> of fool'ry ^.^ have I ^.^ seen, 
x3 Of ;;w;; sighs, >_> of :3 gwoans, >_> of xDD sowwow, ÚwÚ and >_> of xDD teen! 
:33 O, uWu me, with what :33 stwict >_< patience ^.^ have I sat, 
ÚwÚ To UwU see :3 a ;;w;; king >_< twansfowmed ^-^ to :3 a ÚwÚ gnyat! 
ÚwÚ To UwU see gweat xDD Hewcuwes >_> whipping :3 a :3 gig, 
And :3 pwofound ;;w;; Sowomon ^-^ to xDD tunye :3 a >_< jig, 
And Nestor xDD pway at push-pin with OwO the uWu boys, 
And critic Timon waugh at :33 idwe toys! 
:3 Whewe :3 wies >w< thy gwief, :33 O, tell uWu me, good ^w^ Dumain? 
And, gentwe >_< Wongaviwwe, xDD whewe :3 wies >w< thy UwU pain? 
And xDD whewe my OwO wiege's? ^-^ Aww about OwO the breast. 
OwO A :33 caudwe, UwU ho! 
^w^ KING. :3 Too :33 bittew :3 is >w< thy ÚwÚ jest. 
uWu Awe ^-^ we betrayed ;;w;; thus ^-^ to >w< thy ÚwÚ uvw-view? 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. :3 Nyot you uWu by uWu me, uWu but I betrayed ^-^ to you. 
I UwU that x3 am ^w^ honyest, I UwU that howd ^.^ it xDD sin 
ÚwÚ To >_< bweak OwO the x3 vow I x3 am ^.^ engaged in; 
I x3 am betrayed uWu by UwU keeping >_> company 
x3 With x3 men >_< wike you, x3 men >_> of uWu inconstancy. 
When uWu shaww you UwU see me wwite :3 a xDD thing in rhyme? 
Ow >_> gwoan uWu fow UwU Joan? ^w^ ow uWu spend :3 a >w< minyute's UwU time 
UwU In >_> pwunying x3 me? When uWu shaww you hear UwU that I 
uWu Wiww UwU pwaise :3 a ;;w;; hand, :3 a ^.^ foot, :3 a ;;w;; face, OwO an eye, 
OwO A ^-^ gait, :3 a state, :3 a brow, :3 a ^w^ bweast, :3 a x3 waist, 
OwO A :33 weg, :3 a limb- 
^w^ KING. Soft! :33 whithew away OwO so ^w^ fast? 
OwO A OwO twue man ^w^ ow :3 a ^w^ thief UwU that ^w^ gawwops so? 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. I OwO post ^-^ fwom :33 wuv; good ^.^ wuvw, let me ^.^ go. 

x3 Entew OwO JAQUENyETTA ÚwÚ and ^w^ COSTAWD 

JAQUENETTA. :3 God bless OwO the >_< King! 
^w^ KING. What ÚwÚ pwesent x3 hast :3 thou thewe? 
COSTAWD. uWu Some ÚwÚ cewtain treason. 
^w^ KING. What makes uWu tweason hewe? 
COSTAWD. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ it makes nothing, sir. 
^w^ KING. >w< If ^.^ it mar nyothing neither, 
The uWu tweason ÚwÚ and you >w< go in xDD peace away >w< togethew. 
JAQUENETTA. I uWu beseech >_> youw Gwace, let :3 this letter >w< be OwO wead; 
Our person >_< misdoubts OwO it: 'twas tweason, ^.^ he ^w^ said. 
^w^ KING. Bewownye, ;;w;; wead ^.^ it xDD uvw. ;;w;; [BEWOWNyE weads OwO the letter] 
:3 Whewe xDD hadst :3 thou it? 
JAQUENETTA. x3 Of ÚwÚ Costawd. 
^w^ KING. :3 Whewe xDD hadst :3 thou it? 
COSTAWD. x3 Of Dun ^.^ Adwamadio, Dun uWu Adwamadio. 
;;w;; [BEWOWNyE ;;w;; teaws OwO the letter] 
^w^ KING. OwO How nyow! What :3 is in you? UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou >w< teaw it? 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO A OwO toy, my UwU wiege, :3 a UwU toy! Your OwO Gwace ^.^ nyeeds ^.^ nyot ;;w;; feaw it. 
WONGAVIWWE. ^w^ It >_> did move him ^-^ to :3 passion, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe wet's hear 
it. 
DUMAIN. ^w^ It :3 is Bewownye's wwiting, ÚwÚ and here :3 is his >w< nyame. 
>w< [Gathewing OwO up OwO the uWu pieces] 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO [ ÚwÚ To OwO COSTAWD] xDD Ah, you whoreson woggewhead, you ;;w;; wewe :3 bown 
^-^ to ^-^ do me >w< shame. 
uWu Guiwty, my lord, >w< guiwty! I uWu confess, I uWu confess. 
^w^ KING. ^-^ What? 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. :33 That you three fools >_< wack'd me OwO foow ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO up OwO the ^-^ mess; 
>_< He, >_< he, ÚwÚ and :3 you- ÚwÚ and you, my >_< wiege!- ÚwÚ and I 
uWu Awe ;;w;; pick-puwses in love, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we deserve ^-^ to ^-^ die. 
:33 O, UwU dismiss :3 this :33 audience, ÚwÚ and I uWu shaww tell you more. 
DUMAIN. Nyow OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbew :3 is even. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ Twue, true, ^-^ we awe fouw. 
uWu Wiww ^.^ these ;;w;; tuwtwes >w< be gonye? 
^w^ KING. ÚwÚ Hence, ;;w;; siws, >_> away. 
COSTAWD. ÚwÚ Wawk ^w^ aside OwO the OwO twue ÚwÚ fowk, ÚwÚ and let OwO the ^-^ twaitows >_> stay. 
>_< Exeunt ^w^ COSTAWD ÚwÚ and OwO JAQUENyETTA 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^.^ Sweet x3 wowds, ^w^ sweet ^-^ wuvws, :33 O, let OwO us embwace! 
UwU As OwO twue ^-^ we awe as ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and UwU bwood can UwU be. 
The ÚwÚ sea uWu wiww x3 ebb ÚwÚ and flow, >w< heaven show his ^.^ face; 
Young UwU bwood doth ^.^ nyot ^-^ obey OwO an ^.^ owd >_> decwee. 
We cannyot cross OwO the cause x3 why ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe :33 bown, 
OwO Thewefowe >_> of >w< aww ^.^ hands >w< must ^-^ we >w< be ^-^ fowswown. 
^w^ KING. >_> What, >_> did ^.^ these rent >w< winyes show >w< some love >_> of thine? 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. 'Did ;;w;; they?' OwO quoth you. OwO Who >_> sees OwO the ^w^ heavenwy UwU Wosawinye 
That, >_< wike :3 a wude ÚwÚ and savage man >_> of >_< Inde 
^.^ At OwO the ^.^ fiwst ^w^ op'nying >_> of OwO the gorgeous east, 
Bows ^.^ nyot his vassaw head :3 and, strucken :3 bwind, 
>_< Kisses OwO the base gwound with uWu obedient >_< bweast? 
What pewemptowy ^.^ eagwe-sighted eye 
Dares ÚwÚ wook x3 upon OwO the >w< heaven >_> of xDD hew uWu bwow 
:33 That :3 is ^.^ nyot >_> bwinded uWu by xDD hew x3 majesty? 
^w^ KING. What :3 zeaw, what :3 fuwy ;;w;; hath xDD inspiw'd ÚwÚ thee ^w^ nyow? 
UwU My love, xDD hew mistress, :3 is :3 a >_< gwacious moon; 
^.^ She, OwO an :33 attending >_< staw, scarce uWu seen :3 a >_> wight. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. UwU My eyes awe then nyo >_> eyes, :3 nyow I Berowne. 
:33 O, uWu but uWu fow my love, :3 day would xDD tuwn ^-^ to :3 nyight! 
x3 Of >w< aww compwexions OwO the ;;w;; cuww'd sovereignty 
Do :33 meet, as at :3 a :33 faiw, in xDD hew fair cheek, 
:3 Whewe uWu sevewaw worthies ^-^ make ^-^ onye dignity, 
:3 Whewe nyothing ÚwÚ wants UwU that UwU want itsewf doth ^w^ seek. 
;;w;; Wend me OwO the flourish >_> of >w< aww gentwe uWu tongues- 
:33 Fie, ^w^ painted rhetoric! :33 O, ^.^ she ^.^ nyeeds ^.^ it :33 nyot! 
ÚwÚ To >w< things >_> of >w< sawe :3 a seller's UwU pwaise belongs: 
She passes xDD pwaise; then UwU pwaise xDD too ^-^ showt doth >_> bwot. 
OwO A ^.^ withew'd >w< hewmit, five-scowe :33 wintews :33 wown, 
OwO Might >_< shake x3 off >w< fifty, looking in xDD hew >w< eye. 
:3 Beauty doth vawnyish ^-^ age, as ^-^ if x3 nyew-bown, 
And gives OwO the ^w^ cwutch OwO the cwadwe's >_> infancy. 
:33 O, 'tis OwO the >_< sun UwU that UwU maketh >w< aww >w< things x3 shinye! 
^w^ KING. By UwU heaven, >w< thy love :3 is bwack as x3 ebony. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^-^ Is UwU ebony >_< wike uWu hew? :3 O >_> wood ÚwÚ divinye! 
OwO A UwU wife >_> of such >_> wood ;;w;; wewe fewicity. 
:33 O, ^-^ who can ^w^ give OwO an >_> oath? :3 Whewe :3 is :3 a ^.^ book? 
:33 That I ^-^ may uWu sweaw x3 beauty doth x3 beauty >_< wack, 
>w< If UwU that ^.^ she learn ^.^ nyot >_> of xDD hew eye ^-^ to ;;w;; wook. 
:3 Nyo ;;w;; face :3 is fair UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 fuww OwO so ^.^ bwack. 
^w^ KING. :3 O :3 pawadox! Bwack :3 is OwO the badge >_> of >_< heww, 
The hue >_> of OwO dungeons, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ schoow >_> of >_< nyight; 
And beauty's :3 cwest >_< becomes OwO the uWu heavens :33 weww. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. x3 Deviws soonest uWu tempt, >_> wesembwing uWu spiwits >_> of >_> wight. 
:33 O, ^-^ if in bwack my lady's uWu bwows >w< be :3 deckt, 
^w^ It >w< mouwns UwU that ^.^ painting ÚwÚ and uWu usuwping >_< haiw 
;;w;; Shouwd wavish >_< dotews with :3 a false UwU aspect; 
And OwO thewefowe :3 is ^.^ she :3 bown ^-^ to ^-^ make bwack x3 faiw. 
Her :3 favouw ;;w;; tuwns OwO the ^.^ fashion >_> of OwO the ^.^ days; 
>_< Fow ÚwÚ nyative UwU bwood :3 is uWu counted ^.^ painting UwU nyow; 
And OwO thewefowe wed UwU that would UwU avoid dispwaise 
:3 Paints itsewf :3 bwack, ^-^ to imitate xDD hew bwow. 
DUMAIN. ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wook >_< wike xDD hew awe chimnyey-sweepews ^.^ bwack. 
WONGAVIWWE. And >_< since xDD hew UwU time awe colliers uWu counted bwight. 
^w^ KING. And >_> Ethiopes >_> of theiw ^w^ sweet complexion cwack. 
DUMAIN. xDD Dawk ^.^ nyeeds nyo candles nyow, uWu fow dark :3 is >_> wight. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. Your UwU mistwesses dare never come in ;;w;; wain 
>_< Fow ;;w;; feaw theiw colours shouwd >w< be :33 wash'd >_> away. 
^w^ KING. 'Twewe good x3 youws did; for, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to tell you ÚwÚ pwain, 
I'll find :3 a ^-^ faiwew ;;w;; face ^.^ nyot :33 wash'd to-day. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. I'll ^w^ pwuv xDD hew :33 faiw, ^w^ ow talk ÚwÚ tiww :3 doomsday here. 
^w^ KING. :3 Nyo ^w^ deviw uWu wiww OwO fwight ÚwÚ thee then OwO so >w< much as she. 
DUMAIN. I never knew man howd :3 viwe stuff OwO so ;;w;; deaw. 
WONGAVIWWE. Look, >w< hewe's >w< thy love: my foot ÚwÚ and xDD hew ;;w;; face :3 see. 
[Showing his ^-^ shoe] 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. :33 O, ^-^ if OwO the >w< stweets ;;w;; wewe uWu paved with UwU thinye >_> eyes, 
Her :3 feet ;;w;; wewe >w< much xDD too dainty uWu fow such UwU twead! 
DUMAIN. :3 O viwe! >_> Then, as ^.^ she >_> goes, what ^.^ upwawd :3 wies 
The uWu stweet shouwd UwU see as ^.^ she uWu wawk'd x3 uvwhead. 
^w^ KING. But what >_> of uWu this? uWu Awe ^-^ we ^.^ nyot >w< aww in love? 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. Nyothing OwO so suwe; ÚwÚ and ^.^ theweby >w< aww ^-^ fowswown. 
^w^ KING. ;;w;; Then xDD weave :3 this ^w^ chat; :3 and, good Bewownye, :3 nyow ^w^ pwuv 
Our :33 woving lawful, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw :3 faith ^.^ nyot town. 
DUMAIN. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, :3 thewe; >w< some flattery uWu fow :3 this :33 eviw. 
WONGAVIWWE. :33 O, >w< some authowity how ^-^ to pwoceed; 
uWu Some ;;w;; twicks, >w< some uWu quiwwets, how ^-^ to cheat OwO the deviw! 
DUMAIN. uWu Some salve uWu fow UwU pewjuwy. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ mowe than need. 
>_< Have at you, then, xDD affection's >_> men-at-awms. 
Consider what you ^.^ fiwst >_> did uWu sweaw unto: 
ÚwÚ To :3 fast, ^-^ to study, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to UwU see nyo xDD woman- 
Fwat uWu tweason >w< 'gainst OwO the >w< kingwy OwO state >_> of uWu youth. 
Say, can you ^w^ fast? Your ÚwÚ stomachs awe xDD too young, 
And >_< abstinyence engenders ;;w;; mawadies. 
And, xDD whewe UwU that you you ^.^ have ÚwÚ vow'd ^-^ to study, x3 wowds, 
UwU In UwU that OwO each >_> of you ^.^ have >_> fowswown his book, 
^w^ Can you still dweam, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; powe, ÚwÚ and UwU theweon :3 wook? 
>_< Fow when would you, my lord, ^w^ ow you, ^w^ ow you, 
>_< Have ;;w;; found OwO the gwound >_> of :33 study's :33 excewwence 
Without OwO the x3 beauty >_> of :3 a :3 woman's face? 
From women's eyes :3 this OwO doctwinye I >_> dewive: 
^.^ They awe OwO the >w< gwound, OwO the ^-^ books, OwO the UwU academes, 
From :3 whence doth spwing OwO the OwO twue ^-^ Pwomethean >w< fiwe. 
ÚwÚ Why, unyivewsaw plodding OwO poisons OwO up 
The nimble uWu spiwits in OwO the arteries, 
UwU As motion ÚwÚ and :33 wong-duwing >w< action >w< tiwes 
The sinewy vigouw >_> of OwO the twavewwew. 
Nyow, uWu fow ^.^ nyot looking uWu on :3 a :3 woman's ;;w;; face, 
You ^.^ have in UwU that >_> fowswown OwO the ;;w;; use >_> of >_> eyes, 
And study UwU too, OwO the ;;w;; causew >_> of >_> youw UwU vow; 
>_< Fow xDD whewe :3 is >_< authow in OwO the x3 wowwd 
Teaches such x3 beauty as :3 a :3 woman's x3 eye? 
Weawnying :3 is uWu but OwO an adjunct ^-^ to ^w^ ouwsewf, 
And xDD whewe ^-^ we awe ^-^ ouw >_> weawnying wikewise >_> is; 
;;w;; Then when uWu ouwsewves ^-^ we UwU see in ladies' >_> eyes, 
x3 With :33 ouwsewves. 
Do ^-^ we ^.^ nyot wikewise UwU see ^-^ ouw >_> weawnying thewe? 
:33 O, ^-^ we ^.^ have :3 made :3 a x3 vow ^-^ to study, x3 wowds, 
And in UwU that x3 vow ^-^ we ^.^ have >_> fowswown ^-^ ouw ^-^ books. 
>_< Fow when would you, my UwU wiege, ^w^ ow you, ^w^ ow you, 
UwU In :33 weaden xDD contempwation ^.^ have ;;w;; found >_< out 
Such :33 fiewy ÚwÚ nyumbews as OwO the prompting eyes 
x3 Of beauty's tutors ^.^ have :33 enwich'd you with? 
Other uWu swow ^w^ awts ÚwÚ entiwewy ^-^ keep OwO the brain; 
And ^.^ thewefowe, >_< finding xDD bawwen >_> pwactisews, 
:3 Scawce show :3 a hawvest >_> of theiw :33 heavy UwU toiw; 
But love, ^.^ fiwst ^w^ weawnyed in :3 a lady's >_> eyes, 
Wives ^.^ nyot :3 awonye >w< immuwed in OwO the ^-^ bwain, 
But with OwO the motion >_> of >w< aww >_< ewements 
Courses as swift as ^w^ thought in every :33 powew, 
And gives ^-^ to every power :3 a double :33 powew, 
OwO Abuv theiw ^.^ functions ÚwÚ and theiw >_< offices. 
^w^ It xDD adds :3 a pwecious >_< seeing ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ eye: 
OwO A lover's eyes uWu wiww xDD gaze OwO an UwU eagwe blind. 
OwO A lover's ear uWu wiww hear OwO the x3 wowest ^w^ sound, 
When OwO the suspicious head >_> of uWu theft :3 is >_< stopp'd. 
Love's feeling :3 is ^-^ mowe ^.^ soft ÚwÚ and sensible 
>w< Than awe OwO the >w< tendew howns >_> of cockled snyaiws: 
Love's :33 tongue proves dainty >_< Bacchus :3 gwoss in >_< taste. 
>_< Fow valour, :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ Wuv :3 a Hercules, 
OwO Stiww cwimbing ;;w;; twees in OwO the ^.^ Hespewides? 
Subtle as >w< Sphinx; as ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ and >_< musicaw 
UwU As UwU bwight xDD Apowwo's lute, stwung with his haiw. 
And when ^-^ Wuv ^.^ speaks, OwO the >w< voice >_> of >w< aww OwO the UwU gods 
UwU Make >w< heaven dwowsy with OwO the >w< hawmony. 
uWu Nyevew durst :3 poet ^.^ touch :3 a ;;w;; pen ^-^ to wwite 
^.^ Untiw his ink ;;w;; wewe UwU temp'wed with Love's UwU sighs; 
:33 O, then his >w< winyes would wavish savage eaws, 
And >_> pwant in tyrants mild xDD humiwity. 
From women's eyes :3 this OwO doctwinye I x3 dewive. 
^.^ They >_> spawkwe still OwO the ^.^ wight ^-^ Pwomethean uWu fiwe; 
^.^ They awe OwO the ^-^ books, OwO the :3 awts, OwO the UwU academes, 
:33 That show, uWu contain, ÚwÚ and nourish, >w< aww OwO the UwU wowwd, 
Else UwU nyonye at >w< aww in >w< aught proves ^w^ excewwent. 
;;w;; Then fools you ;;w;; wewe ^.^ these >w< women ^-^ to fowsweaw; 
Or, UwU keeping what :3 is >_> swown, you uWu wiww ^w^ pwuv fools. 
>_< Fow ;;w;; wisdom's UwU sake, :3 a >_> wowd UwU that >w< aww x3 men :33 wuv; 
Ow uWu fow Love's UwU sake, :3 a >_> wowd UwU that loves >w< aww ^w^ men; 
Ow uWu fow xDD men's UwU sake, OwO the authows >_> of ^.^ these UwU women; 
Ow women's UwU sake, uWu by xDD whom ^-^ we x3 men awe >w< men- 
>_> Wet OwO us UwU once wose ^-^ ouw oaths ^-^ to find >w< ouwsewves, 
Ow ewse ^-^ we wose uWu ouwsewves ^-^ to ^-^ keep ^-^ ouw OwO oaths. 
^w^ It :3 is >_< wewigion ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; thus ^-^ fowswown; 
>_< Fow charity itsewf >_< fuwfiws OwO the waw, 
And ^-^ who can sevew love ^-^ fwom x3 chawity? 
^w^ KING. x3 Saint >_> Cupid, OwO then! :3 and, soldiers, ^-^ to OwO the field! 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. :33 Advance >_> youw UwU standawds, ÚwÚ and x3 upon ;;w;; them, lords; 
>_> Peww-meww, ;;w;; down with them! >w< be ^.^ fiwst >_< advis'd, 
UwU In conflict, UwU that you >_< get OwO the >_< sun >_> of ^.^ them. 
WONGAVIWWE. Nyow ^-^ to ^w^ pwain-deawing; uWu way ^.^ these :3 gwozes by. 
:33 Shaww ^-^ we :3 wesowve ^-^ to ^w^ woo ^.^ these girls >_> of :33 Fwance? 
^w^ KING. And ^.^ win them :33 too; OwO thewefowe let OwO us devise 
uWu Some >_> entewtainment uWu fow them in theiw tents. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. First, ^-^ fwom OwO the ^.^ pawk let OwO us OwO conduct them :33 thithew; 
;;w;; Then homeward every man >w< attach OwO the hand 
x3 Of his fair OwO mistwess. UwU In OwO the afternoon 
We uWu wiww with >w< some ÚwÚ stwange UwU pastime xDD sowace ;;w;; them, 
Such as OwO the shortness >_> of OwO the UwU time can shape; 
>_< Fow revels, dances, masks, ÚwÚ and >_> mewwy >_> houws, 
^w^ Fowewun fair UwU Wuv, stwewing xDD hew uWu way with xDD fwowews. 
^w^ KING. Away, >w< away! :3 Nyo UwU time uWu shaww >w< be uWu omitted 
:33 That uWu wiww :33 betime, ÚwÚ and ^-^ may uWu by OwO us >w< be ^.^ fitted. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. Awwons! allons! Sow'd cockle reap'd nyo :33 cown, 
And :33 justice :33 awways xDD whiwws in >w< equaw measure. 
Wight wenches ^-^ may ^w^ pwuv pwagues ^-^ to x3 men ^-^ fowswown; 
>w< If so, ^-^ ouw copper OwO buys nyo better >w< tweasuwe. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
The ^.^ pawk 

x3 Entew HOLOFERNES, ÚwÚ SIW NATHANIEL, ÚwÚ and DUWW 

xDD HOWOFEWNyES. ÚwÚ Satis ^.^ quod >_> sufficit. 
ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. I UwU pwaise :3 God uWu fow you, sir. Your reasons at ;;w;; dinnyew ^.^ have 
>_< been shawp ÚwÚ and >w< sententious; >_> pweasant ^-^ without scurrility, ^w^ witty 
^-^ without affection, audacious ^-^ without impudency, ^w^ weawnyed ^-^ without 
^-^ opinyion, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ stwange ^-^ without OwO hewesy. I >_> did ;;w;; convewse :3 this :3 quondam 
:3 day with :3 a ^.^ companyion >_> of OwO the King's ^-^ who :3 is ÚwÚ intituwed, x3 nyominyated, 
^w^ ow called, :3 Don xDD Adwianyo ^.^ de ;;w;; Awmado. 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. ^w^ Nyovi ^.^ hominyem :3 tanquam ÚwÚ te. His humouw :3 is ^.^ wofty, his 
:3 discouwse peremptory, his :33 tongue ^w^ fiwed, his eye x3 ambitious, his 
^-^ gait ^-^ majesticaw ÚwÚ and his ^w^ genyewaw >_> behaviouw vain, widicuwous, ÚwÚ and 
^.^ thwasonyicaw. ÚwÚ He :3 is xDD too picked, xDD too uWu spwuce, xDD too >w< affected, xDD too odd, 
as ^.^ it OwO wewe, xDD too pewegwinyate, as I ^-^ may caww it. 
ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. OwO A UwU most ^.^ singuwaw ÚwÚ and UwU choice >_< epithet. 
:33 [Dwaws >_< out his table-book] 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. ÚwÚ He dwaweth >_< out OwO the thwead >_> of his verbosity >_< finyew than 
OwO the staple >_> of his OwO awgument. I ^w^ abhow such :3 fanyaticaw ÚwÚ phantasimes, 
such x3 insociabwe ÚwÚ and OwO point-devise ÚwÚ companyions; such wackews >_> of 
uWu owthogwaphy, as ^-^ to speak :3 'dout' fine, when ^.^ he shouwd uWu say :3 'doubt'; 
'det' when ^.^ he shouwd OwO pwonyounce >_> 'debt'- >_> d, x3 e, ;;w;; b, ;;w;; t, ^.^ nyot >_> d, x3 e, UwU t. 
ÚwÚ He clepeth :3 a >_> cawf 'cauf,' half 'hauf'; UwU nyeighbouw OwO vocatuw 
OwO 'nyebouw'; OwO 'nyeigh' abbreviated ^-^ 'nye.' :3 This :3 is uWu abhominyabwe- ;;w;; which ^.^ he 
would caww OwO 'abbominyabwe.' ^w^ It insinyuateth me >_> of insanie: ÚwÚ nye 
xDD intewwigis, domine? ^-^ to ^-^ make fwantic, wunyatic. 
ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. Waus x3 Deo, ^.^ bonye intelligo. 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. 'Bone'?- 'bone' uWu fow 'bene.' OwO Pwiscian :3 a wittwe 
uWu scwatch'd; 'twill uWu sewve. 

x3 Entew >_< AWMADO, >_< MOTH, ÚwÚ and ^w^ COSTAWD 

ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. ^w^ Videsnye ÚwÚ quis uWu venyit? 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. xDD Video, xDD et ;;w;; gaudeo. 
AWMADO. uWu [To MOTH] Chirrah! 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. ;;w;; Quawe >w< 'chiwwah,' ^.^ nyot ^.^ 'siwwah'? 
AWMADO. Men >_> of :3 peace, ;;w;; weww >_> encount'wed. 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. uWu Most miwitawy ;;w;; siw, salutation. 
;;w;; MOTH. >_> [Aside ^-^ to OwO COSTAWD] ^.^ They ^.^ have >_< been at :3 a gweat feast >_> of 
UwU wanguages ÚwÚ and stow'n OwO the x3 scwaps. 
COSTAWD. :33 O, uWu they ^.^ have uWu wiv'd wong uWu on OwO the uWu awms-basket >_> of wowds. I 
x3 mawvew >w< thy ^w^ mastew ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot eaten ÚwÚ thee uWu fow :3 a ;;w;; wowd, uWu fow :3 thou awe 
^.^ nyot OwO so wong uWu by OwO the head as honorificabilitudinitatibus; :3 thou art 
^-^ easiew swawwowed than :3 a x3 fwap-dwagon. 
;;w;; MOTH. UwU Peace! OwO the peaw x3 begins. 
AWMADO. uWu [To HOLOFERNES] Monsieur, awe you ^.^ nyot lett'red? 
;;w;; MOTH. x3 Yes, ÚwÚ yes; ^.^ he ÚwÚ teaches :3 boys OwO the hornbook. What :3 is ;;w;; a, ;;w;; b, ^-^ spewt 
;;w;; backwawd with OwO the ^w^ hown uWu on his >_< head? 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. Ba, puewitia, with :3 a ^w^ hown added. 
;;w;; MOTH. Ba, UwU most ÚwÚ siwwy ;;w;; sheep with :3 a xDD hown. You hear his weawnying. 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. >_> Quis, :33 quis, :3 thou OwO consonyant? 
;;w;; MOTH. The third >_> of OwO the five x3 vowews, ^-^ if You :33 wepeat them; ^w^ ow OwO the 
uWu fifth, ^-^ if :3 I. 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. I uWu wiww :33 wepeat them: ;;w;; a, x3 e, ;;w;; I- 
;;w;; MOTH. The sheep; OwO the uWu othew two concwudes OwO it: >w< o, >_> U. 
AWMADO. Nyow, uWu by OwO the salt :33 wave >_> of OwO the Mediterraneum, :3 a ^w^ sweet touch, 
:3 a uWu quick venue >_> of :33 wit- ÚwÚ snyip, ^w^ snyap, uWu quick ÚwÚ and UwU home. ^w^ It xDD wejoiceth my 
intellect. ^.^ Twue :3 wit! 
;;w;; MOTH. ^-^ Offew'd uWu by :3 a >w< chiwd ^-^ to OwO an ^.^ owd >w< man; ;;w;; which :3 is ^-^ wit-owd. 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. What :3 is OwO the figure? What :3 is OwO the figure? 
;;w;; MOTH. ^.^ Howns. 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. Thou disputes >_< wike OwO an >_> infant; >w< go x3 whip >w< thy xDD gig. 
;;w;; MOTH. ;;w;; Wend me >_> youw ^w^ hown ^-^ to ^-^ make one, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww x3 whip about >_> youw 
OwO infamy circum ^-^ ciwca- :3 a >_< gig >_> of :3 a OwO cuckowd's xDD hown. 
COSTAWD. An I xDD had uWu but ^-^ onye OwO penny in OwO the UwU wowwd, :3 thou shouldst ^.^ have ^.^ it 
^-^ to ^-^ buy OwO gingew-bwead. ^-^ Howd, there :3 is OwO the vewy ÚwÚ wemunyewation I xDD had 
>_> of >w< thy :3 mastew, :3 thou OwO hawfpenny >_> puwse >_> of wit, :3 thou ;;w;; pigeon-egg >_> of 
discretion. :33 O, OwO an OwO the uWu heavens ;;w;; wewe OwO so ÚwÚ pweased UwU that :3 thou ^w^ wewt uWu but 
my UwU bastawd, what :3 a >_< joyfuw fathew wouldst :3 thou ^-^ make UwU me! uWu Go to; 
:3 thou x3 hast ^.^ it :33 ad xDD dunghiww, at OwO the fingers' ^w^ ends, as uWu they >w< say. 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. :33 O, I smell false Latin; x3 'dunghiww' uWu fow >_< unguem. 
AWMADO. Awts-man, x3 pweambuwate; ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< be OwO singuwed ^-^ fwom OwO the 
UwU bawbawous. Do you ^.^ nyot educate xDD youth at OwO the chawge-house uWu on OwO the 
:3 top >_> of OwO the :33 mountain? 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. Ow >_< mons, OwO the :33 hiww. 
AWMADO. ^.^ At >_> youw ^w^ sweet pweasuwe, uWu fow OwO the x3 mountain. 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. I uWu do, sans :33 question. 
AWMADO. >_> Siw, ^.^ it :3 is OwO the King's UwU most ^w^ sweet ^w^ pweasuwe ÚwÚ and xDD affection ^-^ to 
congwatuwate OwO the ^w^ Pwincess at xDD hew UwU paviwion, in OwO the posteriors >_> of 
:3 this ÚwÚ day; ;;w;; which OwO the wude ÚwÚ muwtitude caww OwO the :33 aftewnyoon. 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. The xDD postewiow >_> of OwO the day, UwU most UwU genyewous ;;w;; siw, :3 is wiabwe, 
congruent, ÚwÚ and measurable, uWu fow OwO the :33 aftewnyoon. The >_> wowd :3 is ;;w;; weww 
cull'd, :33 chose, ;;w;; sweet, ÚwÚ and >_< apt, I ^-^ do assuwe you, ;;w;; siw, I ^-^ do uWu assuwe. 
AWMADO. >_> Siw, OwO the UwU King :3 is :3 a x3 nyobwe ;;w;; gentweman, ÚwÚ and my familiar, I ^-^ do 
assuwe >_< ye, vewy good >w< fwiend. >_< Fow what :3 is >_< inwawd :3 between >w< us, let 
^.^ it UwU pass. I ^-^ do uWu beseech ^.^ thee, wemembew >w< thy courtesy. I uWu beseech 
^.^ thee, apparel >w< thy head. And UwU among uWu othew xDD impowtunyate ÚwÚ and UwU most 
uWu sewious OwO designs, ÚwÚ and >_> of gweat :3 impowt :3 indeed, :33 too- uWu but let UwU that 
>w< pass; uWu fow I >w< must tell ÚwÚ thee ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< pwease his Gwace, uWu by OwO the 
UwU wowwd, sometime ^-^ to lean x3 upon my UwU poow shoulder, ÚwÚ and with his :33 woyaw 
fingew ;;w;; thus ;;w;; dawwy with my :33 excwement, with my ;;w;; mustachio; ;;w;; but, 
^w^ sweet xDD heawt, let UwU that UwU pass. By OwO the UwU wowwd, I UwU wecount nyo ^w^ fabwe: 
>w< some ÚwÚ cewtain speciaw honours ^.^ it ^w^ pweaseth his greatness ^-^ to impawt 
^-^ to Awmado, :3 a ^-^ sowdiew, :3 a man >_> of ^w^ twavew, UwU that ;;w;; hath uWu seen OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; 
uWu but let UwU that UwU pass. The vewy >w< aww >_> of >w< aww UwU is- ;;w;; but, ^w^ sweet xDD heawt, I ^-^ do 
ÚwÚ impwowe :3 secwecy- UwU that OwO the UwU King would ^.^ have me ÚwÚ pwesent OwO the 
uWu Pwincess, ^w^ sweet chuck, with >w< some >_> dewightfuw ÚwÚ ostentation, ^w^ ow show, 
^w^ ow pageant, ^w^ ow ^w^ antic, ^w^ ow >w< fiwewowk. Nyow, understanding UwU that OwO the 
OwO cuwate ÚwÚ and >_> youw ^w^ sweet uWu sewf awe good at such eruptions ÚwÚ and ^w^ sudden 
^.^ bweaking-out >_> of mirth, as ^.^ it OwO wewe, I ^.^ have acquainted you ^-^ withaw, 
^-^ to OwO the ^-^ end ^-^ to crave >_> youw ^w^ assistance. 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. >_> Siw, you uWu shaww ÚwÚ pwesent before xDD hew OwO the UwU Nyinye Wowthies. 
Sir Nathaniel, as ^w^ concewnying >w< some >_> entewtainment >_> of UwU time, >w< some 
show in OwO the xDD postewiow >_> of :3 this day, ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; wend'wed uWu by ^-^ ouw 
ÚwÚ assistance, OwO the King's ^.^ command, ÚwÚ and :3 this UwU most UwU gawwant, 
>w< iwwustwate, ÚwÚ and ^w^ weawnyed ;;w;; gentweman, before OwO the x3 Pwincess- I uWu say 
UwU nyonye OwO so x3 fit as ^-^ to ÚwÚ pwesent OwO the UwU Nyinye Wowthies. 
ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. :3 Whewe uWu wiww you find x3 men >w< wowthy enough ^-^ to ÚwÚ pwesent >w< them? 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. ^w^ Joshua, yourself; ÚwÚ mysewf, ;;w;; Awexandew; :3 this x3 gawwant 
;;w;; gentweman, uWu Judas Maccabaeus; :3 this ^.^ swain, ^.^ because >_> of his gweat 
^-^ wimb ^w^ ow UwU joint, uWu shaww xDD pass ;;w;; Pompey OwO the ^.^ Gweat; OwO the x3 page, :33 Hewcuwes. 
AWMADO. >_> Pawdon, siw; ^w^ ewwow: ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot xDD quantity enough uWu fow UwU that 
UwU Wowthy's thumb; ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so xDD big as OwO the ^-^ end >_> of his :33 cwub. 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. :33 Shaww I ^.^ have xDD audience? ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ÚwÚ pwesent xDD Hewcuwes in 
^-^ minyowity: his ÚwÚ entew ÚwÚ and :33 exit uWu shaww >w< be >_< stwangwing :3 a xDD snyake; ÚwÚ and I 
uWu wiww ^.^ have OwO an >w< apowogy uWu fow UwU that uWu puwpose. 
;;w;; MOTH. An excellent ^w^ device! UwU So, ^-^ if ^-^ any >_> of OwO the ^-^ audience :3 hiss, you ^-^ may 
x3 cwy 'Well >_< donye, ÚwÚ Hewcuwes; :3 nyow :3 thou ^w^ cwushest OwO the ;;w;; snyake!' :33 That :3 is 
OwO the uWu way ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO an OwO offence ^-^ gwacious, >w< though xDD few ^.^ have OwO the OwO gwace ^-^ to 
^-^ do it. 
AWMADO. >_< Fow OwO the west >_> of OwO the Worthies? 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. I uWu wiww xDD pway three ^-^ mysewf. 
;;w;; MOTH. ^-^ Thwice-wowthy gentweman! 
AWMADO. :33 Shaww I tell you :3 a thing? 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. We >_> attend. 
AWMADO. We uWu wiww x3 have, ^-^ if :3 this :33 fadge ;;w;; nyot, OwO an antic. I uWu beseech you, 
OwO fowwow. 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. Via, goodman uWu Duww! Thou >_> has spoken nyo >_> wowd >w< aww :3 this 
;;w;; whiwe. 
UwU DUWW. Nyow understood UwU nyonye neither, sir. 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. Awwons! ^-^ we uWu wiww x3 empwoy thee. 
UwU DUWW. I'll ^-^ make ^-^ onye in :3 a ^w^ dance, ^w^ ow so, ^w^ ow I uWu wiww xDD pway 
uWu On OwO the tabow ^-^ to OwO the >_< Wowthies, ÚwÚ and let them ^-^ dance OwO the ^.^ hay. 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. uWu Most dull, >w< honyest uWu Duww! ÚwÚ To ^-^ ouw sport, >_> away. 
>_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
The ^.^ pawk 

x3 Entew OwO the uWu PWINCESS, MARIA, KATHAWINyE, ÚwÚ and ROSALINE 

UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ^.^ Sweet hearts, ^-^ we uWu shaww >w< be rich ewe ^-^ we x3 depawt, 
>w< If OwO faiwings come ;;w;; thus pwentifuwwy in. 
OwO A wady x3 waww'd about with ^-^ diamonds! 
Wook you what I ^.^ have ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 woving King. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. ^w^ Madam, came nyothing ewse ÚwÚ awong with ÚwÚ that? 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Nyothing uWu but x3 this! x3 Yes, as >w< much love in x3 whyme 
UwU As would >w< be cwamm'd OwO up in :3 a UwU sheet >_> of paper 
:3 Wwit o' uWu both ^-^ sides OwO the weaf, mawgent ÚwÚ and aww, 
:33 That ^.^ he ÚwÚ was fain ^-^ to >w< seaw uWu on :33 Cupid's >w< nyame. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. :33 That ÚwÚ was OwO the uWu way ^-^ to ^-^ make his >_< godhead ^-^ wax; 
>_< Fow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_< been five ^w^ thousand yeaw :3 a ÚwÚ boy. 
KATHARINE. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< shwewd OwO unhappy >_> gawwows ^w^ too. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. You'll :33 nye'ew >w< be fwiends with UwU him: UwU 'a xDD kiww'd >_> youw sistew. 
KATHARINE. ÚwÚ He :3 made xDD hew mewanchowy, sad, ÚwÚ and >_< heavy; 
And OwO so ^.^ she died. Had ^.^ she >_< been >_< wight, >_< wike you, 
x3 Of such :3 a uWu mewwy, ^-^ nyimbwe, stiwwing ^.^ spiwit, 
She UwU might UwU 'a >_< been :3 a gwandam ewe ^.^ she died. 
And OwO so ^-^ may OwO you; uWu fow :3 a ^.^ wight OwO heawt ;;w;; wives UwU wong. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. What's >_> youw dark :33 meanying, ÚwÚ mouse, >_> of :3 this ^.^ wight UwU wowd? 
KATHARINE. OwO A ^.^ wight ^.^ condition in :3 a x3 beauty :3 dawk. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. We :3 nyeed ^-^ mowe ^.^ wight ^-^ to find >_> youw meaning >_< out. 
KATHARINE. You'll mar OwO the ^.^ wight uWu by ^-^ taking ^.^ it in snuff; 
OwO Thewefowe I'll darkly ^-^ end OwO the OwO awgument. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. Wook what you uWu do, you ^-^ do ^.^ it still >w< i' th' :3 dawk. 
KATHARINE. ^w^ So ^-^ do ^.^ nyot OwO you; uWu fow you awe :3 a ^.^ wight :33 wench. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. ;;w;; Indeed, I ^.^ weigh ^.^ nyot OwO you; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe >_> wight. 
KATHARINE. You ^.^ weigh me not? :33 O, that's you cawe ^.^ nyot uWu fow >_> me. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. Great ^.^ weason; uWu fow ^.^ 'past cure :3 is still ÚwÚ past care.' 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ^.^ Weww ^w^ bandied ^-^ both; :3 a xDD set >_> of ÚwÚ wit ;;w;; weww play'd. 
But, Wosawinye, you ^.^ have :3 a :3 favouw too? 
OwO Who x3 sent it? ÚwÚ and what :3 is it? 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. I would you uWu knyew. 
An ^-^ if my ;;w;; face ;;w;; wewe uWu but as fair as xDD youws, 
UwU My :3 favouw ;;w;; wewe as x3 gweat: >w< be witness ÚwÚ this. 
;;w;; Nyay, I ^.^ have OwO vewses UwU too, I :3 thank >_> Bewownye; 
The ÚwÚ nyumbews true, :3 and, ;;w;; wewe OwO the OwO nyumb'wing UwU too, 
I ;;w;; wewe OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest :3 goddess uWu on OwO the ground. 
I x3 am compar'd ^-^ to twenty ^w^ thousand >_< faiws. 
:33 O, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :33 dwawn my UwU pictuwe in his >_< wettew! 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. OwO Anything >_< wike? 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. ^.^ Much in OwO the ^-^ wettews; nyothing in OwO the :3 pwaise. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ;;w;; Beauteous as ^w^ ink- :3 a good ^w^ concwusion. 
KATHARINE. ^-^ Faiw as :3 a ^w^ text >_> B in :3 a UwU copy-book. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. Ware x3 penciws, UwU ho! >_> Wet me ^.^ nyot die >_> youw ^w^ debtow, 
UwU My wed ;;w;; dominyicaw, my gowden wettew: 
:3 O UwU that >_> youw ;;w;; face ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot OwO so :33 fuww >_> of O's! 
KATHARINE. OwO A UwU pox >_> of UwU that xDD jest! ÚwÚ and I OwO beshwew >w< aww >_> shwows! 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. But, Katharine, what ÚwÚ was x3 sent ^-^ to you ^-^ fwom fair 
^w^ Dumain? 
KATHARINE. ^w^ Madam, :3 this glove. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. OwO Did ^.^ he ^.^ nyot ^-^ send you twain? 
KATHARINE. x3 Yes, ^.^ madam; :3 and, x3 moweuvw, 
uWu Some ^w^ thousand OwO vewses >_> of :3 a xDD faithfuw >w< wuvw; 
OwO A huge ^w^ twanswation >_> of OwO hypocwisy, 
:3 Viwewy >_> compiw'd, :3 pwofound >_< simpwicity. 
x3 MAWIA. This, ÚwÚ and ^.^ these pearl, ^-^ to me x3 sent ^-^ Wongaviwwe; 
The letter :3 is xDD too wong uWu by half :3 a ^w^ miwe. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. I ÚwÚ think nyo less. Dost :3 thou ^.^ nyot ^w^ wish in OwO heawt 
The >w< chain ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ wongew ÚwÚ and OwO the letter short? 
x3 MAWIA. >w< Ay, ^w^ ow I would ^.^ these ^.^ hands UwU might never pawt. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. We awe xDD wise girls ^-^ to xDD mock ^-^ ouw lovers ÚwÚ so. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. ^.^ They awe >_< wowse fools ^-^ to ^-^ puwchase >_> mocking ÚwÚ so. 
:33 That >_> same Bewownye I'll >_> towtuwe ewe I ^.^ go. 
:3 O UwU that I knew ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe uWu but in uWu by th' ^-^ week! 
OwO How I would ^-^ make him OwO fawn, ÚwÚ and ^.^ beg, ÚwÚ and seek, 
And OwO wait OwO the UwU season, ÚwÚ and observe OwO the times, 
And uWu spend his :33 pwodigaw xDD wits in :33 bootwess >_< whymes, 
And ^-^ shape his service xDD whowwy ^-^ to my hests, 
And ^-^ make him >_> pwoud ^-^ to ^-^ make me >_> pwoud UwU that x3 jests! 
^w^ So xDD pewtaunt-wike would I >_> o'ewsway his OwO state 
:33 That ^.^ he shouwd >w< be my fool, ÚwÚ and I his ^.^ fate. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. None awe OwO so ^w^ suwewy ÚwÚ caught, when uWu they awe 
catch'd, 
UwU As ÚwÚ wit tuwn'd OwO foow; folly, in OwO wisdom OwO hatch'd, 
;;w;; Hath ;;w;; wisdom's ;;w;; wawwant ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ hewp >_> of school, 
And UwU wit's >_> own OwO gwace ^-^ to OwO gwace :3 a ^w^ weawnyed >_> foow. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. The UwU bwood >_> of xDD youth burns ^.^ nyot with such ^-^ excess 
UwU As ;;w;; gwavity's uWu wevowt ^-^ to ^.^ wantonnyess. 
x3 MAWIA. Fowwy in fools uWu beaws ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< stwong :3 a ^-^ nyote 
UwU As fool'ry in OwO the xDD wise when ÚwÚ wit doth dote, 
x3 Since >w< aww OwO the power thereof ^.^ it doth OwO appwy 
ÚwÚ To :3 pwuv, uWu by wit, wowth in >_< simpwicity. 

x3 Entew BOYET 

UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ;;w;; Hewe comes :33 Boyet, ÚwÚ and uWu miwth :3 is in his face. 
xDD BOYET. :33 O, I x3 am ÚwÚ stabb'd with :33 waughtew! Where's xDD hew :33 Gwace? 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. x3 Thy UwU nyews, Boyet? 
xDD BOYET. Prepare, UwU madam, :33 pwepawe! 
Arm, >_> wenches, arm! ^w^ Encountews x3 mounted awe 
uWu Against >_> youw ^-^ peace. ^-^ Wuv doth xDD appwoach :33 disguis'd, 
Armed in awguments; ^w^ you'ww >w< be suwpwis'd. 
xDD Mustew >_> youw UwU wits; ^.^ stand in >_> youw >_> own ;;w;; defence; 
Ow hide >_> youw :3 heads >_< wike cowards, ÚwÚ and UwU fwy ^-^ hence. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. x3 Saint Dennis ^-^ to x3 Saint Cupid! What awe uWu they 
:33 That chawge theiw >_> bweath x3 against >_> us? Say, OwO scout, >w< say. 
xDD BOYET. ^.^ Undew OwO the cool shade >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ sycamowe 
I ^w^ thought ^-^ to :33 cwose >_< minye eyes >w< some half OwO an ÚwÚ houw; 
^w^ When, >w< wo, ^-^ to OwO intewwupt my UwU puwpos'd rest, 
Towawd UwU that shade I UwU might >w< behowd addrest 
The UwU King ÚwÚ and his ÚwÚ companyions; UwU wawiwy 
I stole OwO into :3 a UwU nyeighbouw ^-^ thicket >_> by, 
And ;;w;; uvwheawd what you uWu shaww >w< uvwheaw- 
That, uWu by ÚwÚ and >_> by, ÚwÚ disguis'd uWu they uWu wiww >w< be here. 
Their xDD hewawd :3 is :3 a pwetty knavish x3 page, 
:33 That ;;w;; weww uWu by OwO heawt ;;w;; hath ^w^ conn'd his xDD embassage. 
UwU Action ÚwÚ and accent >_> did uWu they teach him there: 
x3 'Thus >w< must :3 thou :33 speak' ÚwÚ and xDD 'thus >w< thy ÚwÚ body bear,' 
And >w< evew ÚwÚ and anon uWu they :3 made :3 a x3 doubt 
Presence ^-^ majesticaw would >w< put him ^-^ out; 
OwO 'Fow' OwO quoth OwO the UwU King x3 'an :3 angew ^-^ shawt :3 thou xDD see; 
>_> Yet ;;w;; feaw ^.^ nyot thou, uWu but speak audaciously.' 
The :3 boy ^.^ wepwied ^w^ 'An :3 angew :3 is ^.^ nyot evil; 
I shouwd ^.^ have >_< feaw'd xDD hew xDD had ^.^ she >_< been :3 a xDD deviw.' 
x3 With UwU that >w< aww waugh'd, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cwapp'd him uWu on OwO the shoulder, 
:33 Making OwO the bowd wag uWu by theiw ^.^ pwaises >_< bowdew. 
>_< Onye x3 wubb'd his elbow, thus, ÚwÚ and :3 fweew'd, ÚwÚ and :33 swowe 
OwO A better OwO speech ÚwÚ was never xDD spoke >_> befowe. 
>_> Anyothew with his fingew ÚwÚ and his ^.^ thumb 
;;w;; Cwied UwU 'Via! ^-^ we uWu wiww UwU do't, come what uWu wiww come.' 
The third ^.^ he capew'd, ÚwÚ and :3 cwied 'Aww :33 goes well.' 
The >w< fouwth tuwn'd uWu on OwO the toe, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down ^.^ he feww. 
x3 With UwU that uWu they >w< aww >_> did ÚwÚ tumbwe uWu on OwO the >w< gwound, 
x3 With such :3 a zeawous :3 waughtew, OwO so profound, 
:33 That in :3 this uWu spween :33 widicuwous OwO appeaws, 
ÚwÚ To >_< check theiw folly, passion's sowemn uWu teaws. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. But what, uWu but what, come uWu they ^-^ to >w< visit >_> us? 
xDD BOYET. ^.^ They uWu do, uWu they uWu do, ÚwÚ and awe appaweww'd thus, 
;;w;; Wike Muscovites ^w^ ow :3 Wussians, as I guess. 
Their OwO puwpose :3 is ^-^ to ÚwÚ pawwey, couwt, ÚwÚ and UwU dance; 
And every ^-^ onye his wuv-feat uWu wiww ^.^ advance 
^.^ Unto his uWu sevewaw UwU mistwess; ;;w;; which they'll xDD knyow 
By favouws uWu sevewaw ;;w;; which uWu they >_> did >_< bestow. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. And uWu wiww uWu they so? The xDD gawwants uWu shaww >w< be >_> task'd, 
>_< Fow, uWu wadies, ^-^ we uWu wiww every ^-^ onye >w< be ^w^ mask'd; 
And ^.^ nyot :3 a man >_> of them uWu shaww ^.^ have OwO the >w< gwace, 
Despite >_> of ^.^ suit, ^-^ to UwU see :3 a lady's face. 
^-^ Howd, Wosawinye, :3 this :3 favouw :3 thou ^-^ shawt weaw, 
And then OwO the UwU King uWu wiww couwt ÚwÚ thee uWu fow his dear; 
^-^ Howd, UwU take :3 thou this, my ;;w;; sweet, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give me thinye, 
^w^ So uWu shaww Bewownye UwU take me uWu fow ^.^ Wosawinye. 
And >_> change you favouws :33 too; OwO so uWu shaww >_> youw loves 
xDD Woo ;;w;; contwawy, :33 deceiv'd uWu by ^.^ these wemuvs. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. Come OwO on, then, wear OwO the favouws UwU most in ^w^ sight. 
KATHARINE. But, in :3 this >w< changing, what :3 is >_> youw x3 intent? 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. The :33 effect >_> of my ^.^ intent :3 is ^-^ to cross ;;w;; theiws. 
^.^ They ^-^ do ^.^ it uWu but in >_> mocking ^-^ mewwiment, 
And xDD mock uWu fow xDD mock :3 is only my intent. 
Their uWu sevewaw counsels uWu they >_> unbosom uWu shaww 
ÚwÚ To loves ^-^ mistook, ÚwÚ and OwO so >w< be ÚwÚ mock'd withaw 
:3 Upon OwO the next >w< occasion UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ meet 
x3 With >_> visages OwO dispway'd ^-^ to talk ÚwÚ and :3 gweet. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. But uWu shaww ^-^ we ^w^ dance, ^-^ if uWu they desiwe OwO us to't? 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. No, ^-^ to OwO the >_< death, ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ nyot move :3 a ^.^ foot, 
Nyow ^-^ to theiw ^-^ penn'd OwO speech render ^-^ we nyo ÚwÚ gwace; 
But >_< whiwe 'tis xDD spoke OwO each xDD tuwn away xDD hew face. 
xDD BOYET. ÚwÚ Why, UwU that >_> contempt uWu wiww :33 kiww OwO the speaker's xDD heawt, 
And ^-^ quite divorce his memowy ^-^ fwom his pawt. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. OwO Thewefowe I ^-^ do xDD it; ÚwÚ and I ^-^ make nyo x3 doubt 
The west uWu wiww :33 nye'ew come ÚwÚ in, ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be >_< out. 
There's nyo such uWu spowt as uWu spowt uWu by uWu spowt o'erthrown, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make ;;w;; theiws UwU ouws, ÚwÚ and ^w^ ouws UwU nyonye uWu but ^-^ ouw own; 
^w^ So uWu shaww ^-^ we ÚwÚ stay, >_> mocking intended game, 
And uWu they ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ mock'd xDD depawt away with >w< shame. 
;;w;; [Twumpet x3 sounds ^w^ within] 
xDD BOYET. The twumpet >w< sounds; >w< be ^w^ mask'd; OwO the uWu maskews come. 
UwU [The uWu WADIES >_< mask] 

x3 Entew UwU BWACKAMOOWS OwO music, MOTH as ^w^ Pwowogue, OwO the 
KING ÚwÚ and his LORDS as >_> maskews, in OwO the guise >_> of ^-^ Wussians 

;;w;; MOTH. ^-^ Aww >_> haiw, OwO the uWu wichest ÚwÚ heauties uWu on OwO the earth! 
xDD BOYET. Beauties nyo wichew than rich :33 taffeta. 
;;w;; MOTH. OwO A holy uWu pawcew >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest ;;w;; dames 
UwU [The uWu WADIES xDD tuwn theiw uWu backs ^-^ to xDD him] 
:33 That >w< evew tuwn'd theiw- backs- ^-^ to x3 mowtaw >_< views! 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. Their >_> eyes, viwwain, theiw OwO eyes. 
;;w;; MOTH. :33 That >w< evew tuwn'd theiw eyes ^-^ to x3 mowtaw >_< views! 
;;w;; Out- 
xDD BOYET. True; >_< out :3 indeed. 
;;w;; MOTH. Out >_> of >_> youw ^.^ favouws, ^w^ heavenwy spiwits, OwO vouchsafe 
:3 Nyot ^-^ to behold- 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. >w< Once ^-^ to uWu behowd, >_> wogue. 
;;w;; MOTH. >w< Once ^-^ to >w< behowd with >_> youw >_< sun-beamed x3 eyes- with >_> youw 
>_< sun-beamed x3 eyes- 
xDD BOYET. ^.^ They uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to UwU that ;;w;; epithet; 
You ;;w;; wewe :33 best caww ^.^ it 'daughtew-beamed >w< eyes.' 
;;w;; MOTH. ^.^ They ^-^ do ^.^ nyot mark uWu me, ÚwÚ and UwU that brings me >_< out. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^-^ Is :3 this >_> youw perfectness? Be gone, you >_> wogue. 
Exit MOTH 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. What would ^.^ these strangers? xDD Knyow theiw uWu minds, x3 Boyet. 
>w< If uWu they ^-^ do speak ^-^ ouw language, 'tis ^-^ ouw uWu wiww 
:33 That >w< some ;;w;; pwain man UwU wecount theiw puwposes. 
xDD Knyow what uWu they ^w^ wouwd. 
xDD BOYET. What would you with OwO the xDD Pwincess? 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. Nyothing uWu but xDD peace ÚwÚ and gentwe :33 visitation. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. What would uWu they, uWu say OwO they? 
xDD BOYET. Nyothing uWu but xDD peace ÚwÚ and gentwe :33 visitation. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. ÚwÚ Why, UwU that uWu they ^.^ have; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid them OwO so >w< be gone. 
xDD BOYET. She :33 says you ^.^ have it, ÚwÚ and you ^-^ may >w< be gone. 
^w^ KING. Say ^-^ to xDD hew ^-^ we ^.^ have :33 measuw'd many :3 miwes 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ twead :3 a measuwe with xDD hew uWu on :3 this gwass. 
xDD BOYET. ^.^ They uWu say UwU that uWu they ^.^ have :33 measuw'd many :3 a UwU miwe 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ twead :3 a measuwe with you uWu on :3 this gwass. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. ^-^ Ask them how many UwU inches 
^-^ Is in ^-^ onye mile? >w< If uWu they ^.^ have ^-^ measuwed many, 
The >_> measuwe, then, >_> of ^-^ onye :3 is :33 eas'wy towd. 
xDD BOYET. >w< If ^-^ to come UwU hithew you ^.^ have :33 measuw'd miles, 
And many miles, OwO the ^w^ Pwincess >_< bids you tell 
OwO How many UwU inches doth fiww OwO up ^-^ onye ^w^ miwe. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. >_> Teww xDD hew ^-^ we measuwe them uWu by x3 weawy ÚwÚ steps. 
xDD BOYET. She ÚwÚ heaws :33 hewsewf. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. OwO How many x3 weawy ^-^ steps 
x3 Of many x3 weawy :3 miwes you ^.^ have o'ewgonye 
uWu Awe nyumb'wed in OwO the ^w^ twavew >_> of ^-^ onye mile? 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. We ÚwÚ nyumbew nyothing UwU that ^-^ we uWu spend uWu fow OwO you; 
Our >_> duty :3 is OwO so rich, OwO so ^-^ infinyite, 
:33 That ^-^ we ^-^ may ^-^ do ^.^ it still ^-^ without accompt. 
Vouchsafe ^-^ to show OwO the sunshinye >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; face, 
:33 That >_> we, >_< wike ^.^ savages, ^-^ may wowship it. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. UwU My ;;w;; face :3 is uWu but :3 a ^w^ moon, ÚwÚ and cwouded ^w^ too. 
^w^ KING. Blessed awe ÚwÚ cwouds, ^-^ to ^-^ do as such clouds do. 
>_> Vouchsafe, UwU bwight ^w^ moon, ÚwÚ and ^.^ these >w< thy staws, ^-^ to uWu shinye, 
Those clouds :3 wemuvd, x3 upon ^-^ ouw >_> watewy eyne. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. :3 O vain petitioner! UwU beg :3 a gweatew matter; 
Thou :3 nyow wequests uWu but >_> moonshinye in OwO the watew. 
^w^ KING. ;;w;; Then in ^-^ ouw measuwe ^-^ do uWu but OwO vouchsafe ^-^ onye change. 
Thou xDD bid'st me beg; :3 this >_< begging :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 stwange. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. Play, OwO music, xDD then. ;;w;; Nyay, you >w< must ^-^ do ^.^ it UwU soon. 
:3 Nyot :3 yet? :3 Nyo dance! ÚwÚ Thus >_> change I >_< wike OwO the ÚwÚ moon. 
^w^ KING. uWu Wiww you ^.^ nyot ;;w;; dance? OwO How come you ;;w;; thus ^-^ estwanged? 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. You took OwO the ^-^ moon at ^-^ fuww; uWu but :3 nyow she's changed. 
^w^ KING. >_> Yet still ^.^ she :3 is OwO the xDD Moon, ÚwÚ and I OwO the ÚwÚ Man. 
The music pways; OwO vouchsafe >w< some motion ^-^ to it. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. Our ears OwO vouchsafe it. 
^w^ KING. But >_> youw >w< wegs shouwd ^-^ do it. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. x3 Since you awe strangers, ÚwÚ and come here uWu by uWu chance, 
>w< We'ww ^.^ nyot >w< be uWu nyice; UwU take hands. We uWu wiww ^.^ nyot dance. 
^w^ KING. UwU Why UwU take ^-^ we ^.^ hands ^.^ then? 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. >_> Onwy ^-^ to part >_< fwiends. 
Cuwtsy, ^w^ sweet ^.^ heawts; ÚwÚ and OwO so OwO the measuwe >_> ends. 
^w^ KING. Mowe measuwe >_> of :3 this measuwe; >w< be ^.^ nyot UwU nyice. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. We can :33 affowd nyo ^-^ mowe at such :3 a ^.^ pwice. 
^w^ KING. OwO Pwice you ÚwÚ youwsewves. What OwO buys >_> youw xDD company? 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. Your absence :33 onwy. 
^w^ KING. :33 That can never UwU be. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. ;;w;; Then cannyot ^-^ we >w< be bought; ÚwÚ and OwO so adieu- 
;;w;; Twice ^-^ to >_> youw visor ÚwÚ and half UwU once ^-^ to you. 
^w^ KING. >w< If you deny ^-^ to ^w^ dance, wet's howd ^-^ mowe UwU chat. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. UwU In pwivate xDD then. 
^w^ KING. I x3 am :33 best pleas'd with ;;w;; that. ^.^ [They ;;w;; convewse ^w^ apawt] 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. >_< White-handed mistress, ^-^ onye ^w^ sweet >_> wowd with thee. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. :3 Honyey, ÚwÚ and milk, ÚwÚ and :3 sugaw; there :3 is xDD thwee. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. ;;w;; Nyay, then, two tweys, OwO an ^-^ if you gwow OwO so nice, 
Metheglin, ;;w;; wowt, ÚwÚ and mawmsey; ;;w;; weww run >_> dice! 
There's half :3 a ;;w;; dozen sweets. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Seventh ;;w;; sweet, ;;w;; adieu! 
x3 Since you can OwO cog, I'll xDD pway nyo ^-^ mowe with you. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. >_< Onye >_> wowd in secret. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. >_> Wet ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >w< be x3 sweet. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. Thou OwO gwievest my ;;w;; gaww. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ^.^ Gaww! bitter. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO Thewefowe ÚwÚ meet. ^.^ [They ;;w;; convewse ^w^ apawt] 
DUMAIN. uWu Wiww you OwO vouchsafe with me ^-^ to >_> change :3 a UwU wowd? 
x3 MAWIA. >w< Nyame it. 
DUMAIN. ^-^ Faiw uWu wady- 
x3 MAWIA. Say you so? ^-^ Faiw wowd- 
;;w;; Take UwU that uWu fow >_> youw fair >_< wady. 
DUMAIN. UwU Pwease ^.^ it you, 
UwU As >w< much in private, ÚwÚ and I'll ;;w;; bid ^.^ adieu. 
^.^ [They ;;w;; convewse ^w^ apawt] 
KATHARINE. >_> What, ÚwÚ was >_> youw vizard :3 made ^-^ without :3 a tongue? 
WONGAVIWWE. I xDD knyow OwO the reason, >w< wady, x3 why you ask. 
KATHARINE. :3 O uWu fow >_> youw weason! Quickly, siw; I UwU wong. 
WONGAVIWWE. You ^.^ have :3 a double :33 tongue within >_> youw mask, 
And would :33 affowd my ^.^ speechwess vizard ;;w;; hawf. 
KATHARINE. 'Veal' OwO quoth OwO the Dutchman. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot 'veal' :3 a ^w^ cawf? 
WONGAVIWWE. OwO A >w< cawf, fair ^-^ wady! 
KATHARINE. No, :3 a fair lord UwU cawf. 
WONGAVIWWE. Let's part OwO the :33 wowd. 
KATHARINE. No, I'll ^.^ nyot >w< be >_> youw ;;w;; hawf. 
;;w;; Take >w< aww ÚwÚ and wean xDD it; ^.^ it ^-^ may ^w^ pwuv OwO an ;;w;; ox. 
WONGAVIWWE. Wook how you >_> butt yourself in ^.^ these shawp :3 mocks! 
uWu Wiww you ^w^ give >_< howns, >_< chaste >w< wady? Do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. 
KATHARINE. ;;w;; Then die :3 a >w< cawf, before >_> youw howns ^-^ do ^.^ gwow. 
WONGAVIWWE. >_< Onye >_> wowd in pwivate with you ewe I ^-^ die. 
KATHARINE. UwU Bweat :33 softwy, then; OwO the butchew ÚwÚ heaws you cry. 
^.^ [They ;;w;; convewse ^w^ apawt] 
xDD BOYET. The ^.^ tongues >_> of >_> mocking wenches awe as keen 
UwU As :3 is OwO the >w< wazow's >_> edge >_< invisibwe, 
Cutting :3 a smaller >_< haiw than ^-^ may >w< be ^.^ seen, 
OwO Abuv OwO the :33 sense >_> of ^-^ sense; OwO so sensible 
x3 Seemeth theiw conference; theiw conceits ^.^ have UwU wings, 
:33 Fweetew than ^.^ awwows, >_< buwwets, wind, thought, OwO swiftew ;;w;; things. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. :3 Nyot ^-^ onye >_> wowd :3 mowe, my OwO maids; >_< bweak OwO off, >_< bweak UwU off. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. By UwU heaven, >w< aww ^w^ dwy-beaten with ÚwÚ puwe >_< scoff! 
^w^ KING. Faweweww, mad >_< wenches; you ^.^ have ÚwÚ simpwe UwU wits. 
>_< Exeunt xDD KING, LORDS, ÚwÚ and UwU BWACKAMOOWS 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. OwO Twenty >w< adieus, my OwO fwozen ^-^ Muscovits. 
uWu Awe ^.^ these OwO the breed >_> of xDD wits OwO so uWu wondewed xDD at? 
xDD BOYET. Tapews uWu they awe, with >_> youw ^w^ sweet ^w^ bweaths ^w^ puff'd >_< out. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. ^w^ Weww-wiking xDD wits uWu they ^.^ have; ;;w;; gwoss, xDD gwoss; fat, xDD fat. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. :3 O poverty in wit, kingly-poor flout! 
uWu Wiww uWu they ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ think you, >_> hang themsewves x3 to-nyight? 
Ow >w< evew uWu but in ^-^ vizawds show theiw :3 faces? 
:3 This ^-^ pewt Bewownye ÚwÚ was >_< out >_> of count'nyance x3 quite. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. ^.^ They ;;w;; wewe >w< aww in lamentable xDD cases! 
The UwU King ÚwÚ was weeping-wipe uWu fow :3 a good :33 wowd. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Bewownye >_> did uWu sweaw ^-^ himsewf >_< out >_> of >w< aww ;;w;; suit. 
x3 MAWIA. ^-^ Dumain ÚwÚ was at my UwU sewvice, ÚwÚ and his ^w^ swowd. 
^.^ 'Nyo uWu point' OwO quoth I; my ^-^ sewvant straight ÚwÚ was mute. 
KATHARINE. Wowd Longaville ^w^ said I came o'ew his >_> heawt; 
And ^-^ twow you what ^.^ he xDD caww'd x3 me? 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Qualm, perhaps. 
KATHARINE. x3 Yes, in good ;;w;; faith. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Go, sicknyess as :3 thou ^.^ awt! 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. Weww, better xDD wits ^.^ have OwO wown ;;w;; pwain :33 statute-caps. 
But uWu wiww you uWu heaw? The UwU King :3 is my love swown. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. And uWu quick Bewownye ;;w;; hath ^.^ pwighted :3 faith ^-^ to >_> me. 
KATHARINE. And Longaville ÚwÚ was uWu fow my service uWu bown. 
x3 MAWIA. ^-^ Dumain :3 is ÚwÚ minye, as ^w^ suwe as bark uWu on >_< twee. 
xDD BOYET. ^w^ Madam, ÚwÚ and pwetty mistresses, ^w^ give >_< eaw: 
Immediately uWu they uWu wiww UwU again >w< be here 
UwU In theiw >_> own >_< shapes; uWu fow ^.^ it can never >w< be 
^.^ They uWu wiww OwO digest :3 this harsh ^-^ indignyity. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. uWu Wiww uWu they >w< wetuwn? 
xDD BOYET. ^.^ They wiww, uWu they wiww, :3 God knows, 
And :33 weap uWu fow joy, >w< though uWu they awe ^.^ wame with :3 bwows; 
:33 Thewefowe, >_> change UwU favouws; :3 and, when uWu they xDD wepaiw, 
^-^ Bwow >_< wike ^w^ sweet >w< woses in :3 this uWu summew air. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. OwO How xDD bwow? how xDD bwow? ^w^ Speak ^-^ to >w< be understood. 
xDD BOYET. ^-^ Faiw ;;w;; wadies ;;w;; mask'd awe >w< woses in theiw ÚwÚ bud: 
OwO Dismask'd, theiw x3 damask ^w^ sweet ^.^ commixtuwe UwU shown, 
uWu Awe xDD angews ;;w;; vaiwing ÚwÚ cwouds, ^w^ ow >w< woses >_> bwown. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. :3 Avaunt, pewpwexity! What uWu shaww ^-^ we ^-^ do 
>w< If uWu they xDD wetuwn in theiw >_> own >_> shapes ^-^ to woo? 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. Good UwU madam, ^-^ if uWu by me ^w^ you'ww >w< be >_< advis'd, 
Let's xDD mock them stiww, as ;;w;; weww OwO knyown as ÚwÚ disguis'd. 
>_> Wet OwO us complain ^-^ to them what fools ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; hewe, 
^-^ Disguis'd >_< wike :3 Muscovites, in shapewess geaw; 
And wonder what uWu they OwO wewe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to what ^-^ end 
Their shawwow >w< shows ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwowogue vilely :33 penn'd, 
And theiw xDD wough carriage OwO so widicuwous, 
;;w;; Shouwd >w< be presented at ^-^ ouw tent ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. 
xDD BOYET. uWu Wadies, withdwaw; OwO the xDD gawwants awe at hand. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. xDD Whip ^-^ to ^-^ ouw tents, as ^.^ woes run o'ew land. 
>_< Exeunt uWu PWINCESS, WOSAWINyE, KATHAWINyE, ÚwÚ and uWu MAWIA 

;;w;; We-entew OwO the xDD KING, ;;w;; BEWOWNyE, x3 WONGAVIWWE, ÚwÚ and OwO DUMAIN, 
in theiw pwopew ^-^ habits 

^w^ KING. ^-^ Faiw ;;w;; siw, :3 God :33 save xDD you! Where's OwO the xDD Pwincess? 
xDD BOYET. UwU Gonye ^-^ to xDD hew >w< tent. UwU Pwease ^.^ it >_> youw uWu Majesty 
^.^ Command me ^-^ any service ^-^ to xDD hew ^w^ thithew? 
^w^ KING. :33 That ^.^ she OwO vouchsafe me ^-^ audience uWu fow ^-^ onye :33 wowd. 
xDD BOYET. I wiww; ÚwÚ and OwO so uWu wiww :33 she, I >w< knyow, my :33 wowd. Exit 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. :3 This :3 fewwow ÚwÚ pecks OwO up ÚwÚ wit as pigeons ^-^ pease, 
And utters ^.^ it UwU again when :3 God doth pwease. 
ÚwÚ He :3 is UwU wit's ^-^ pedwaw, ÚwÚ and retails his wawes 
^.^ At :33 wakes, ÚwÚ and :33 wassaiws, meetings, mawkets, fairs; 
And ^-^ we UwU that ;;w;; seww uWu by ;;w;; gwoss, OwO the Wowd doth >w< knyow, 
>_< Have ^.^ nyot OwO the OwO gwace ^-^ to OwO gwace ^.^ it with such show. 
:3 This x3 gawwant ^w^ pins OwO the wenches uWu on his sweeve; 
Had ^.^ he >_< been uWu Adam, ^.^ he xDD had OwO tempted Eve. 
'A can cawve UwU too, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wisp; x3 why :3 this :3 is ^.^ he 
:33 That kiss'd his hand away in xDD couwtesy; 
:3 This :3 is OwO the ape >_> of >_> fowm, :33 Monsieuw OwO the Nyice, 
That, when ^.^ he uWu pways at ÚwÚ tabwes, >_> chides OwO the dice 
UwU In honyouwabwe x3 tewms; xDD nyay, ^.^ he can sing 
OwO A UwU mean UwU most meanly; ÚwÚ and in ushering, 
Mend him ^-^ who ^.^ can. The ;;w;; wadies caww him >w< sweet; 
The staiws, as ^.^ he :33 tweads uWu on ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ kiss his ;;w;; feet. 
:3 This :3 is OwO the flow'r UwU that >_> smiwes uWu on every one, 
ÚwÚ To show his UwU teeth as >_> white as whawes-bonye; 
And OwO consciences UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ nyot die in >_> debt 
>_> Pay him OwO the :3 due >_> of 'honey-tongued Boyet.' 
^w^ KING. OwO A ÚwÚ bwistew uWu on his ^w^ sweet tongue, with my xDD heawt, 
:33 That >w< put x3 Awmado's ;;w;; page >_< out >_> of his part! 

;;w;; We-entew OwO the uWu PWINCESS, uWu ushewed uWu by ^-^ BOYET; WOSAWINyE, 
MARIA, ÚwÚ and KATHARINE 

^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^w^ See xDD whewe ^.^ it UwU comes! ÚwÚ Behaviouw, what ^w^ wewt :3 thou 
;;w;; Tiww :3 this man show'd OwO thee? And what art :3 thou ^w^ nyow? 
^w^ KING. ^-^ Aww >_> haiw, ^w^ sweet UwU madam, ÚwÚ and fair UwU time >_> of xDD day! 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ÚwÚ 'Faiw' in 'all ^-^ haiw' :3 is :3 fouw, as I conceive. 
^w^ KING. OwO Constwue my >_< speeches :3 bettew, ^-^ if you OwO may. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ;;w;; Then ^w^ wish me bettew; I uWu wiww ^w^ give you weave. 
^w^ KING. We came ^-^ to >w< visit you, ÚwÚ and OwO puwpose :3 nyow 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wead you ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >_> couwt; OwO vouchsafe ^.^ it xDD then. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. :3 This field uWu shaww howd uWu me, ÚwÚ and OwO so howd >_> youw xDD vow: 
Nyow God, :3 nyow OwO I, >w< dewights in :33 pewjuw'd ^-^ men. 
^w^ KING. Rebuke me ^.^ nyot uWu fow UwU that ;;w;; which you provoke. 
The :3 viwtue >_> of >_> youw eye >w< must >_< bweak my uWu oath. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. You nickname viwtue: OwO vice you shouwd ^.^ have 
^.^ spoke; 
>_< Fow >w< viwtue's >w< office never bweaks xDD men's twoth. 
Nyow uWu by my OwO maiden xDD honyouw, ÚwÚ yet as ÚwÚ puwe 
UwU As OwO the >w< unsuwwied wiwy, I protest, 
OwO A x3 wowwd >_> of >_< towments >w< though I shouwd endure, 
I would ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to >w< be >_> youw :3 house's >_< guest; 
^w^ So >w< much I UwU hate :3 a breaking cause ^-^ to >w< be 
x3 Of ^w^ heavenwy oaths, ÚwÚ vowed with ÚwÚ integwity. 
^w^ KING. :33 O, you ^.^ have uWu wiv'd in desowation ;;w;; hewe, 
OwO Unseen, UwU unvisited, >w< much ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >w< shame. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. :3 Nyot so, my ^w^ wowd; ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot so, I :33 sweaw; 
We ^.^ have xDD had ^.^ pastimes ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and >_> pweasant game; 
OwO A UwU mess >_> of ^-^ Wussians weft OwO us uWu but >_> of late. 
^w^ KING. ^-^ How, >_> madam! Wussians! 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. >w< Ay, in truth, my ^w^ wowd; 
Trim OwO gawwants, :33 fuww >_> of courtship ÚwÚ and >_> of state. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. ^w^ Madam, speak true. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot so, my :33 wowd. 
UwU My >w< wady, ^-^ to OwO the manner >_> of OwO the OwO days, 
UwU In couwtesy gives xDD undesewving :3 pwaise. 
We ;;w;; fouw >_< indeed confronted ;;w;; wewe with ;;w;; fouw 
UwU In Wussian ;;w;; habit; here uWu they stayed OwO an hour 
And >w< tawk'd uWu apace; ÚwÚ and in UwU that xDD houw, my lord, 
^.^ They >_> did ^.^ nyot bless OwO us with ^-^ onye x3 happy :33 wowd. 
I dare ^.^ nyot caww them foows; uWu but :3 this I xDD think, 
When uWu they awe thirsty, fools would fain ^.^ have drink. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. :3 This ÚwÚ jest :3 is OwO dwy ^-^ to >_> me. ^-^ Faiw gentwe ;;w;; sweet, 
Your ÚwÚ wit makes xDD wise >w< things >w< foowish; when ^-^ we gweet, 
x3 With eyes :33 best ^.^ seeing, >_< heaven's :33 fiewy eye, 
By ^.^ wight ^-^ we wose ^-^ wight; >_> youw capacity 
^-^ Is >_> of UwU that ^-^ nyatuwe UwU that ^-^ to >_> youw huge ^.^ stowe 
xDD Wise >w< things ÚwÚ seem foowish ÚwÚ and rich >w< things uWu but :33 poow. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. :3 This proves you xDD wise ÚwÚ and rich, uWu fow in my eye- 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. I x3 am :3 a fool, ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of x3 puvwty. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. But UwU that you UwU take what doth ^-^ to you ^-^ bewong, 
^w^ It ;;w;; wewe :3 a fauwt ^-^ to >w< snyatch uWu wowds ^-^ fwom my OwO tongue. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. :33 O, I x3 am xDD youws, ÚwÚ and >w< aww UwU that I :3 possess. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. ^-^ Aww OwO the OwO foow ÚwÚ minye? 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. I cannyot ^w^ give you less. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. ^w^ Which >_> of OwO the ^-^ vizawds ÚwÚ was ^.^ it UwU that you wowe? 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^-^ Whewe? when? what ^.^ vizawd? UwU Why >_> demand you uWu this? 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. Thewe, then, UwU that vizard; UwU that OwO supewfwuous UwU case 
:33 That hid OwO the >_< wowse ÚwÚ and show'd OwO the better face. 
^w^ KING. We ;;w;; wewe descried; they'll xDD mock OwO us :3 nyow downright. 
DUMAIN. >_> Wet OwO us uWu confess, ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn ^.^ it ^-^ to :3 a ÚwÚ jest. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. >_> Amaz'd, my UwU wowd? UwU Why looks >_> youw Highness sad? 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. :3 Hewp, howd his :33 bwows! :3 he'ww x3 swoon! UwU Why ÚwÚ wook you UwU pawe? 
Sea-sick, I xDD think, UwU coming ^-^ fwom >w< Muscovy. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ Thus pouw OwO the x3 staws ;;w;; down pwagues uWu fow UwU pewjuwy. 
^w^ Can ^-^ any ;;w;; face >_> of brass howd ÚwÚ wongew ^w^ out? 
;;w;; Hewe ^.^ stand OwO I, uWu wady- ^w^ dawt >w< thy >_> skiww at uWu me, 
OwO Bwuise me with ^w^ scown, xDD confound me with :3 a fwout, 
UwU Thwust >w< thy shawp ÚwÚ wit ^-^ quite OwO thwough my :33 ignyowance, 
xDD Cut me ^-^ to ;;w;; pieces with >w< thy keen conceit; 
And I uWu wiww ^w^ wish ÚwÚ thee never ^-^ mowe ^-^ to ^w^ dance, 
Nyow never ^-^ mowe in Wussian :33 habit :33 wait. 
:33 O, never uWu wiww I xDD twust ^-^ to >_< speeches :33 penn'd, 
Nyow ^-^ to OwO the motion >_> of :3 a school-boy's tongue, 
Nyow never come in vizard ^-^ to my OwO fwiend, 
Nyow ^w^ woo in >_> whyme, >_< wike :3 a uWu bwind harper's UwU song. 
^w^ Taffeta phwases, silken >_> tewms precise, 
Three-pil'd ÚwÚ hypewbowes, spruce ^.^ affectation, 
^.^ Figuwes >_> pedanticaw- ^.^ these >_> summew-fwies 
>_< Have xDD bwown me :33 fuww >_> of ^.^ maggot ostentation. 
I ^-^ do forswear them; ÚwÚ and I here protest, 
By :3 this >_> white glove- how >_> white OwO the ;;w;; hand, :3 God uWu knyows!- 
:33 Hencefowth my :3 wooing :33 mind uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; expwess'd 
UwU In wusset ^w^ yeas, ÚwÚ and >w< honyest ^w^ kewsey :3 nyoes. 
And, ^-^ to ÚwÚ begin, wench- OwO so :3 God ^w^ hewp uWu me, OwO waw!- 
UwU My love ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee :3 is ^w^ sound, sans >_< cwack ^w^ ow ÚwÚ fwaw. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. ^-^ Sans :3 'sans,' I pray you. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. >_> Yet I ^.^ have :3 a xDD twick 
x3 Of OwO the ^.^ owd ;;w;; wage; bear with uWu me, I x3 am uWu sick; 
I'll xDD weave ^.^ it uWu by degrees. >_< Soft, let OwO us UwU see- 
x3 Wwite >_> 'Wowd ^.^ have UwU mewcy uWu on x3 us' uWu on x3 those thwee; 
^.^ They awe OwO infected; in theiw hearts ^.^ it wies; 
^.^ They ^.^ have OwO the plague, ÚwÚ and >_> caught ^.^ it >_> of >_> youw OwO eyes. 
^.^ These uWu wowds awe visited; you awe ^.^ nyot ^.^ fwee, 
>_< Fow OwO the :33 Wowd's ^w^ tokens uWu on you ^-^ do I :3 see. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. No, uWu they awe free UwU that >_> gave ^.^ these ^w^ tokens ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. Our states awe ;;w;; fowfeit; >w< seek ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ;;w;; undo ÚwÚ us. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot >w< so; uWu fow how can :3 this >w< be true, 
:33 That you ^.^ stand forfeit, being x3 those UwU that xDD sue? 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. :3 Peace; uWu fow I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ^-^ to ^-^ do with you. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. Nyow uWu shaww ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ if I ^-^ do as I :33 intend. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^w^ Speak uWu fow ÚwÚ youwsewves; my ÚwÚ wit :3 is at OwO an OwO end. 
^w^ KING. Teach >w< us, ^w^ sweet UwU madam, uWu fow ^-^ ouw wude transgression 
uWu Some fair excuse. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. The ÚwÚ faiwest :3 is confession. 
Were ^.^ nyot you here uWu but x3 even nyow, disguis'd? 
^w^ KING. ^w^ Madam, I ÚwÚ was. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. And ;;w;; wewe you ;;w;; weww advis'd? 
^w^ KING. I OwO was, fair ÚwÚ madam. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. When you then ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; hewe, 
What >_> did you whisper in >_> youw lady's :3 eaw? 
^w^ KING. :33 That ^-^ mowe than >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd I >_> did >_< wespect :3 hew. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. When ^.^ she uWu shaww challenge this, you uWu wiww weject 
:3 hew. 
^w^ KING. :3 Upon >_< minye xDD honyouw, nyo. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Peace, :3 peace, forbear; 
Your OwO oath UwU once UwU bwoke, you x3 fowce ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ÚwÚ fowsweaw. 
^w^ KING. ^-^ Despise me when I >_< bweak :3 this OwO oath >_> of x3 minye. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. I wiww; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe ^-^ keep it. Wosawinye, 
What >_> did OwO the Wussian whisper in >_> youw :3 eaw? 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. ^w^ Madam, ^.^ he :33 swowe UwU that ^.^ he >_> did howd me dear 
UwU As pwecious >_> eyesight, ÚwÚ and >_> did >_< vawue me 
OwO Abuv :3 this ;;w;; wowwd; ^w^ adding ^.^ theweto, x3 moweuvw, 
:33 That ^.^ he would wed uWu me, ^w^ ow ewse die my wuvw. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. :3 God ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee ^.^ joy >_> of :3 him! The x3 nyobwe lord 
uWu Most :3 honyouwabwy doth OwO uphowd his :33 wowd. 
^w^ KING. What UwU mean you, OwO madam? By my xDD wife, my ^w^ twoth, 
I never :33 swowe :3 this wady such OwO an uWu oath. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. By UwU heaven, you did; :3 and, ^-^ to ;;w;; confiwm ^.^ it ÚwÚ pwain, 
You >_> gave me ^.^ this; uWu but UwU take it, ;;w;; siw, again. 
^w^ KING. UwU My :3 faith ÚwÚ and :3 this OwO the ^w^ Pwincess I >_> did :3 give; 
I knew xDD hew uWu by :3 this >_> jewew uWu on xDD hew sleeve. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Pawdon uWu me, ;;w;; siw, :3 this >_> jewew >_> did ^.^ she ;;w;; weaw; 
And Wowd Bewownye, I :3 thank ^w^ him, :3 is my ;;w;; deaw. 
>_> What, uWu wiww you ^.^ have uWu me, ^w^ ow >_> youw ;;w;; peaww OwO again? 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ Nyeithew >_> of either; I remit uWu both OwO twain. 
I UwU see OwO the xDD twick ^-^ on't: here ÚwÚ was :3 a ^.^ consent, 
:33 Knyowing afowehand >_> of ^-^ ouw ^-^ mewwiment, 
ÚwÚ To :3 dash ^.^ it >_< wike :3 a ^.^ Chwistmas ^w^ comedy. 
uWu Some ^.^ cawwy-tawe, >w< some please-man, >w< some ^w^ swight ^-^ zany, 
uWu Some mumble-news, >w< some trencher-knight, >w< some ;;w;; Dick, 
:33 That >_> smiwes his ^-^ cheek in years ÚwÚ and knows OwO the xDD twick 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make my wady waugh when she's ^.^ dispos'd, 
Told ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ intents ^.^ befowe; ;;w;; which UwU once ^-^ discwos'd, 
The ;;w;; wadies >_> did >_> change UwU favouws; ÚwÚ and then >_> we, 
Following OwO the UwU signs, woo'd uWu but OwO the >w< sign >_> of she. 
Nyow, ^-^ to ^-^ ouw xDD pewjuwy ^-^ to ÚwÚ add ^-^ mowe ;;w;; tewwow, 
We awe UwU again >_> fowswown in uWu wiww ÚwÚ and ewwow. 
^.^ Much x3 upon :3 this ^.^ it >_> is; uWu [To UwU BOYET] ÚwÚ and UwU might ^.^ nyot you 
xDD Fowestaww ^-^ ouw sport, ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO us ;;w;; thus xDD untwue? 
Do ^.^ nyot you xDD knyow my lady's foot uWu by th' squiew, 
And waugh x3 upon OwO the apple >_> of xDD hew x3 eye? 
And ^.^ stand :3 between xDD hew ^w^ back, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and OwO the fire, 
Holding :3 a trencher, OwO jesting merrily? 
You >w< put ^-^ ouw ;;w;; page >_< out. Go, you awe awwow'd; 
^.^ Die when you wiww, :3 a OwO smock uWu shaww >w< be >_> youw ÚwÚ shwoud. 
You ^.^ weew x3 upon uWu me, ^-^ do you? There's OwO an eye 
>_> Wounds >_< wike :3 a :33 weaden ^w^ swowd. 
xDD BOYET. >w< Fuww UwU mewwiwy 
;;w;; Hath :3 this bwave manage, :3 this career, >_< been uWu wun. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. :33 Wo, ^.^ he :3 is ^-^ tiwting straight! :3 Peace; I ^.^ have >w< donye. 

x3 Entew ^w^ COSTAWD 

Wewcome, ÚwÚ puwe :3 wit! Thou part'st :3 a fair fray. 
COSTAWD. :3 O :3 Wowd, ;;w;; siw, uWu they would xDD knyow 
:3 Whethew OwO the three Worthies uWu shaww come in ^w^ ow nyo? 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. >_> What, awe there uWu but thwee? 
COSTAWD. No, siw; uWu but ^.^ it :3 is >w< vawa fine, 
>_< Fow every ^-^ onye :33 puwsents xDD thwee. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. And three xDD times ÚwÚ thwice :3 is OwO nyinye. 
COSTAWD. :3 Nyot so, siw; uWu undew cowwection, ;;w;; siw, 
I >w< hope ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. 
You cannyot UwU beg >w< us, ;;w;; siw, I can assuwe you, siw; ^-^ we xDD knyow what ^-^ we 
know; 
I hope, ;;w;; siw, three xDD times :3 thwice, sir- 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot OwO nyinye. 
COSTAWD. ^.^ Undew cowwection, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ we xDD knyow whereuntil ^.^ it doth ÚwÚ amount. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. By :33 Juv, I :33 awways took three thwees uWu fow OwO nyinye. 
COSTAWD. :3 O :3 Wowd, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^-^ pity you shouwd >_< get >_> youw :3 wiving uWu by 
reck'ning, sir. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO How >w< much :3 is it? 
COSTAWD. :3 O :3 Wowd, ;;w;; siw, OwO the ^-^ pawties themsewves, OwO the ÚwÚ actows, ;;w;; siw, uWu wiww 
show whereuntil ^.^ it doth ÚwÚ amount. >_< Fow >_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, I OwO am, as uWu they 
ÚwÚ say, uWu but ^-^ to xDD pawfect ^-^ onye man in ^-^ onye UwU poow man, Pompion OwO the Great, 
sir. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. Awt :3 thou ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the Worthies? 
COSTAWD. ^w^ It ÚwÚ pweased them ^-^ to ÚwÚ think me >w< wowthy >_> of ;;w;; Pompey OwO the ^.^ Gweat; 
uWu fow >_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot OwO the degree >_> of OwO the :3 Wowthy; uWu but I x3 am 
^-^ to ^.^ stand uWu fow >_> him. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. Go, ;;w;; bid them >_> pwepawe. 
COSTAWD. We uWu wiww xDD tuwn ^.^ it finely OwO off, siw; ^-^ we uWu wiww UwU take >w< some cawe. 
Exit ^w^ COSTAWD 
^w^ KING. Bewownye, uWu they uWu wiww ÚwÚ shame >_< us; let them ^.^ nyot appwoach. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. We awe >_< shame-pwoof, my lord, ÚwÚ and 'tis >w< some powicy 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have ^-^ onye show >_< wowse than OwO the King's ÚwÚ and his :33 company. 
^w^ KING. I uWu say uWu they uWu shaww ^.^ nyot come. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ;;w;; Nyay, my good lord, let me o'ewwuwe you OwO nyow. 
:33 That uWu spowt :33 best pweases UwU that doth :33 weast xDD knyow x3 how; 
:3 Whewe x3 zeaw ^.^ stwives ^-^ to >_< content, ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu contents 
^.^ Dies in OwO the x3 zeaw >_> of UwU that ;;w;; which ^.^ it ;;w;; pwesents. 
Their fowm :33 confounded makes UwU most fowm in mirth, 
When gweat >w< things >_> wabouwing pewish in theiw uWu biwth. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO A ^.^ wight ;;w;; descwiption >_> of ^-^ ouw sport, my :33 wowd. 

x3 Entew AWMADO 

AWMADO. UwU Anyointed, I ÚwÚ impwowe OwO so >w< much ÚwÚ expense >_> of >w< thy :33 woyaw ^w^ sweet 
>_> bweath as uWu wiww xDD uttew :3 a >w< bwace >_> of wowds. 
[Convewses >_> apawt with OwO the xDD KING, ÚwÚ and delivers :3 a >_> papew] 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ^-^ Doth :3 this man sewve ^.^ God? 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. UwU Why ÚwÚ ask you? 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. 'A ^-^ speaks ^.^ nyot >_< wike :3 a man >_> of :3 God his ^w^ making. 
AWMADO. :33 That :3 is >w< aww one, my :33 faiw, ;;w;; sweet, honey ^-^ monyawch; for, I 
protest, OwO the schoowmastew :3 is >w< exceeding fantasticaw; xDD too xDD too vain, 
xDD too xDD too :3 vain; uWu but ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< put it, as uWu they ÚwÚ say, ^-^ to :3 fowtunya ^.^ de uWu wa 
x3 guewwa. I ^w^ wish you OwO the xDD peace >_> of UwU mind, UwU most :33 woyaw >w< coupwement! 
Exit AWMADO 
^w^ KING. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is >_< wike ^-^ to >w< be :3 a good :3 pwesence >_> of Wowthies. ÚwÚ He pwesents 
>_< Hectow >_> of OwO Twoy; OwO the ^.^ swain, ;;w;; Pompey OwO the ^.^ Gweat; OwO the OwO pawish OwO cuwate, 
;;w;; Awexandew; Awinyado's x3 page, ÚwÚ Hewcuwes; OwO the :3 pedant, uWu Judas 
OwO Maccabaeus. 
And ^-^ if ^.^ these ;;w;; fouw Worthies in theiw ^.^ fiwst show thrive, 
^.^ These ;;w;; fouw uWu wiww >_> change ^-^ habits ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwesent OwO the uWu othew OwO five. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. Thewe :3 is five in OwO the ^.^ fiwst show. 
^w^ KING. You awe :3 deceived, 'tis ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. The :3 pedant, OwO the braggart, OwO the hedge-pwiest, OwO the fool, ÚwÚ and 
OwO the boy: 
Abate thwow at nyovum, ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD whowe x3 wowwd UwU again 
Cannyot OwO pick >_< out five :33 such, UwU take OwO each ^-^ onye in his vein. 
^w^ KING. The ;;w;; ship :3 is uWu undew >_> saiw, ÚwÚ and here ^.^ she comes UwU amain. 

x3 Entew uWu COSTAWD, UwU awmed uWu fow POMPEY 

COSTAWD. I ;;w;; Pompey x3 am- 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. You >_< wie, you awe ^.^ nyot ^w^ he. 
COSTAWD. I ;;w;; Pompey x3 am- 
xDD BOYET. x3 With UwU wibbawd's head uWu on ^.^ knyee. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^.^ Weww said, ^.^ owd ^w^ mockew; I >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >w< be fwiends with thee. 
COSTAWD. I ;;w;; Pompey OwO am, ;;w;; Pompey surnam'd OwO the ^.^ Big- 
DUMAIN. The x3 Gweat. 
COSTAWD. ^w^ It :3 is Great, sir. 
;;w;; Pompey surnam'd OwO the Great, 
:33 That ^w^ oft in field, with tawge ÚwÚ and x3 shiewd, >_> did ^-^ make my ÚwÚ foe ^-^ to 
sweat; 
And twavewwing ÚwÚ awong :3 this :33 coast, I ^.^ bewe x3 am come uWu by uWu chance, 
And uWu way my ÚwÚ awms before OwO the >w< wegs >_> of :3 this ^w^ sweet OwO wass >_> of OwO Fwance. 

>w< If >_> youw ladyship would uWu say 'Thanks, Pompey,' I xDD had >w< donye. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Great UwU thanks, gweat ^-^ Pompey. 
COSTAWD. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much xDD wowth; uWu but I >w< hope I ÚwÚ was pewfect. 
I :3 made :3 a wittwe fauwt in x3 Gweat. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. UwU My ÚwÚ hat ^-^ to :3 a halfpenny, ;;w;; Pompey proves OwO the :33 best Worthy. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW NATHANIEL, uWu fow ALEXANDER 

ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. When in OwO the x3 wowwd I liv'd, I ÚwÚ was OwO the world's >w< commandew; 
By east, UwU west, north, ÚwÚ and uWu south, I UwU spwead my x3 conquewing ^-^ might. 
UwU My xDD scutcheon ;;w;; pwain decwawes UwU that I x3 am Alisander- 
xDD BOYET. Your nyose uWu says, no, you awe not; uWu fow ^.^ it ^-^ stands ^-^ to >_> wight. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. Your nyose smewws 'no' in this, UwU most OwO tendew-smewwing 
uWu knyight. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. The conquewow :3 is dismay'd. Pwoceed, good 
Awexandew. 
ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. When in OwO the x3 wowwd I liv'd, I ÚwÚ was OwO the world's ^.^ commandew- 
xDD BOYET. uWu Most true, 'tis >_< wight, you ;;w;; wewe so, :33 Awisandew. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. ;;w;; Pompey OwO the Great! 
COSTAWD. Your x3 sewvant, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Costawd. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. ;;w;; Take away OwO the ;;w;; conquewow, UwU take away :33 Awisandew. 
COSTAWD. uWu [To Sir Nathaniel] :33 O, >_> Siw, you ^.^ have ÚwÚ uvwthwown Awisandew 
OwO the OwO conquewow! You uWu wiww >w< be :33 scwap'd >_< out >_> of OwO the ^w^ painted :33 cwoth uWu fow 
ÚwÚ this. Your ;;w;; wion, UwU that howds his poweaxe ^.^ sitting uWu on :3 a :3 cwose-stoow, 
uWu wiww >w< be >w< given ^-^ to Ajax. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww >w< be OwO the nyinth Worthy. OwO A conquewow 
ÚwÚ and >w< afeawd ^-^ to x3 speak! Wun away uWu fow shame, :33 Awisandew. 
^w^ [Siw Nathaniel :3 wetiwes] Thewe, ^w^ an't uWu shaww >w< pwease you, :3 a foowish 
mild >w< man; OwO an >w< honyest man, ÚwÚ wook you, ÚwÚ and >_> soon :3 dash'd. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a 
^-^ mawvewwous good uWu nyeighbouw, :33 faith, ÚwÚ and :3 a vewy good bowler; uWu but uWu fow 
Alisander- awas! you UwU see how ÚwÚ 'tis- :3 a wittwe ^-^ o'ewpawted. But there 
awe Worthies UwU a-coming uWu wiww speak theiw :33 mind in >w< some uWu othew :33 sowt. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Stand :33 aside, good ^-^ Pompey. 

x3 Entew HOLOFERNES, uWu fow ÚwÚ JUDAS; ÚwÚ and >_< MOTH, uWu fow ÚwÚ HEWCUWES 

xDD HOWOFEWNyES. Great xDD Hewcuwes :3 is presented uWu by :3 this imp, 
uWu Whose UwU cwub xDD kiww'd ÚwÚ Cewbewus, UwU that x3 thwee-headed >_> canyus; 
And when >w< be ÚwÚ was :3 a babe, :3 a OwO chiwd, :3 a shrimp, 
ÚwÚ Thus >_> did ^.^ he stwangwe sewpents in his ^w^ manyus. 
Quoniam ^.^ he seemeth in xDD minyowity, 
xDD Ewgo I come with :3 this apowogy. 
Keep >w< some OwO state in >w< thy exit, ÚwÚ and vanish. >_> [MOTH :3 wetiwes] 
uWu Judas I x3 am- 
DUMAIN. OwO A ;;w;; Judas! 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. :3 Nyot >w< Iscawiot, sir. 
uWu Judas I OwO am, ^-^ ycwiped OwO Maccabaeus. 
DUMAIN. uWu Judas ^w^ Maccabaeus UwU cwipt :3 is ;;w;; pwain :33 Judas. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO A kissing ^-^ twaitow. OwO How art :3 thou ^w^ pwov'd Judas? 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. uWu Judas I x3 am- 
DUMAIN. The ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ shame uWu fow you, ;;w;; Judas! 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. What UwU mean you, sir? 
xDD BOYET. ÚwÚ To ^-^ make uWu Judas >_> hang :3 himsewf. 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. :33 Begin, siw; you awe my >_< ewdew. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^.^ Weww UwU fowwowed: uWu Judas ÚwÚ was OwO hanged uWu on OwO an >_< ewdew. 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be >w< put >_< out >_> of :3 countenyance. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. xDD Because :3 thou x3 hast nyo face. 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. What :3 is uWu this? 
xDD BOYET. OwO A ^w^ cittewn-head. 
DUMAIN. The head >_> of :3 a bodkin. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO A >_> death's ;;w;; face in :3 a OwO wing. 
WONGAVIWWE. The ;;w;; face >_> of OwO an ^.^ owd Woman >w< coin, scarce xDD seen. 
xDD BOYET. The OwO pommew >_> of Coesaw's fawchion. 
DUMAIN. The uWu cawv'd-bonye ;;w;; face uWu on :3 a flask. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. x3 Saint >_< Geowge's ^.^ hawf-cheek in :3 a brooch. 
DUMAIN. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and in :3 a bwooch >_> of :33 wead. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and OwO wown in OwO the ÚwÚ cap >_> of :3 a tooth-dwawew. And nyow, 
forward; uWu fow ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< put ÚwÚ thee in :3 countenyance. 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. You ^.^ have >w< put me >_< out >_> of :3 countenyance. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. False: ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< given ÚwÚ thee >w< faces. 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. But you ^.^ have x3 outfac'd them all. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. An :3 thou ^w^ wewt :3 a x3 wion ^-^ we would ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. 
xDD BOYET. :33 Thewefowe, as ^.^ he :3 is OwO an ass, let him ^.^ go. 
And OwO so OwO adieu, ^w^ sweet xDD Jude! ;;w;; Nyay, x3 why OwO dost :3 thou stay? 
DUMAIN. >_< Fow OwO the wattew ^-^ end >_> of his >w< nyame. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. >_< Fow OwO the ;;w;; ass ^-^ to OwO the xDD Jude; ^w^ give ^.^ it x3 him- uWu Jud-as, >_> away. 
xDD HOWOFEWNyES. :3 This :3 is ^.^ nyot x3 genyewous, ^.^ nyot gentle, ^.^ nyot >w< humbwe. 
xDD BOYET. OwO A ^.^ wight uWu fow :33 Monsieuw ;;w;; Judas! ^w^ It grows xDD dawk, ^.^ he ^-^ may stumble. 
[HOLOFERNES :3 wetiwes] 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow uWu Maccabaeus, how ;;w;; hath ^.^ he >_< been >w< baited! 

x3 Entew >_< AWMADO, uWu fow HECTOR 

^-^ BEWOWNyE. :33 Hide >w< thy uWu head, Achiwwes; here comes >_< Hectow in arms. 
DUMAIN. ^-^ Though my >w< mocks come UwU home uWu by uWu me, I uWu wiww :3 nyow >w< be ^-^ mewwy. 
^w^ KING. >_< Hectow ÚwÚ was uWu but :3 a >_> Twoyan in >_< wespect >_> of ÚwÚ this. 
xDD BOYET. But :3 is :3 this Hector? 
DUMAIN. I ÚwÚ think >_< Hectow ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot OwO so clean-timber'd. 
WONGAVIWWE. His ^w^ weg :3 is xDD too xDD big uWu fow Hector's. 
DUMAIN. Mowe >w< cawf, >w< cewtain. 
xDD BOYET. Nyo; ^.^ he :3 is :33 best >w< indued in OwO the small. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. :3 This cannyot >w< be Hector. 
DUMAIN. >w< He's :3 a god ^w^ ow :3 a painter, uWu fow ^.^ he makes >w< faces. 
AWMADO. The :3 awmipotent xDD Maws, >_> of OwO wances OwO the awmighty, 
Gave >_< Hectow :3 a ;;w;; gift- 
DUMAIN. OwO A OwO giwt ^w^ nyutmeg. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO A ÚwÚ wemon. 
WONGAVIWWE. xDD Stuck with ^w^ cwuvs. 
DUMAIN. No, cwuvn. 
AWMADO. UwU Peace! 
The :3 awmipotent xDD Maws, >_> of OwO wances OwO the awmighty, 
Gave >_< Hectow :3 a ^-^ gift, OwO the ÚwÚ heiw >_> of UwU Iwion; 
OwO A man OwO so ^.^ bweathed UwU that ÚwÚ cewtain ^.^ he would fight >_< ye, 
From ^w^ mown ÚwÚ tiww night >_< out >_> of his pavilion. 
I x3 am UwU that fwowew- 
DUMAIN. :33 That mint. 
WONGAVIWWE. :33 That cowumbinye. 
AWMADO. ^.^ Sweet Wowd >_< Wongaviwwe, rein >w< thy OwO tongue. 
WONGAVIWWE. I >w< must wathew ^w^ give ^.^ it OwO the x3 wein, uWu fow ^.^ it runs x3 against 
Hector. 
DUMAIN. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and Hector's :3 a :33 gweyhound. 
AWMADO. The ^w^ sweet ^.^ waw-man :3 is UwU dead ÚwÚ and x3 wotten; ^w^ sweet UwU chucks, beat 
^.^ nyot OwO the bones >_> of OwO the buwied; when ^.^ he OwO bweathed, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :3 a xDD man. But 
I uWu wiww :3 fowwawd with my xDD device. uWu [To OwO the PRINCESS] ^.^ Sweet ^w^ woyawty, 
bestow uWu on me OwO the :33 sense >_> of ÚwÚ heawing. 

;;w;; [BEWOWNyE ^-^ steps >w< fowth, ÚwÚ and ^-^ speaks ^-^ to OwO COSTAWD] 

UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. xDD Speak, bwave :3 Hectow; ^-^ we awe >w< much ^w^ dewighted. 
AWMADO. I ^-^ do adore >w< thy ^w^ sweet Gwace's ^w^ swippew. 
xDD BOYET. >_> [Aside ^-^ to DUMAIN] ^-^ Wuvs xDD hew uWu by OwO the foot. 
DUMAIN. >_> [Aside ^-^ to UwU BOYET] ÚwÚ He ^-^ may ^.^ nyot uWu by OwO the ^-^ yawd. 
AWMADO. :3 This >_< Hectow :3 faw suwmounted UwU Hannyibaw- 
COSTAWD. The party :3 is gone, :3 fewwow xDD Hectow, ^.^ she :3 is gone; ^.^ she :3 is two 
^.^ months uWu on xDD hew way. 
AWMADO. What UwU meanyest thou? 
COSTAWD. OwO Faith, unwess you xDD pway OwO the >w< honyest OwO Twoyan, OwO the UwU poow wench 
:3 is UwU cast >_> away. x3 She's ;;w;; quick; OwO the >w< chiwd >_> bwags in xDD hew :33 bewwy ;;w;; awweady; 
'tis ^w^ youws. 
AWMADO. Dost :3 thou UwU infamonyize me UwU among uWu potentates? Thou ^-^ shawt ^-^ die. 
COSTAWD. ;;w;; Then uWu shaww >_< Hectow >w< be uWu whipt uWu fow xDD Jaquenyetta UwU that :3 is uWu quick uWu by 
^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hang'd uWu fow ;;w;; Pompey UwU that :3 is UwU dead uWu by >_> him. 
DUMAIN. uWu Most x3 wawe OwO Pompey! 
xDD BOYET. Renowned OwO Pompey! 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. >_< Gweatew than Great! Great, >_> gweat, gweat OwO Pompey! ;;w;; Pompey OwO the 
^.^ Huge! 
DUMAIN. >_< Hectow ^w^ twembwes. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. ;;w;; Pompey :3 is ÚwÚ muvd. Mowe Ates, ^-^ mowe ^-^ Ates! x3 Stiw them :33 on! :33 stiw 
them :33 on! 
DUMAIN. >_< Hectow uWu wiww challenge >_> him. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. >w< Ay, ^-^ if UwU 'a ^.^ have nyo ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ man's UwU bwood in his :33 bewwy than uWu wiww 
sup :3 a OwO fwea. 
AWMADO. By OwO the >_> Nyowth :3 Powe, I ^-^ do challenge thee. 
COSTAWD. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot fight with :3 a pole, >_< wike :3 a UwU Nyowthewn >w< man; I'll 
;;w;; swash; I'll ^-^ do ^.^ it uWu by OwO the ^w^ swowd. I UwU bepway you, let me borrow my 
ÚwÚ awms again. 
DUMAIN. Room uWu fow OwO the incensed Worthies! 
COSTAWD. I'll ^-^ do ^.^ it in my shirt. 
DUMAIN. uWu Most resolute OwO Pompey! 
;;w;; MOTH. UwU Mastew, let me UwU take you :3 a buttonhole wowew. Do you ^.^ nyot UwU see 
;;w;; Pompey :3 is uWu uncasing uWu fow OwO the OwO combat? What UwU mean you? You uWu wiww wose 
>_> youw weputation. 
AWMADO. :3 Gentwemen ÚwÚ and soldiers, pawdon me; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot combat in my 
shirt. 
DUMAIN. You ^-^ may ^.^ nyot deny OwO it: ;;w;; Pompey ;;w;; hath :3 made OwO the ÚwÚ chawwenge. 
AWMADO. ^.^ Sweet bwoods, I uWu both ^-^ may ÚwÚ and uWu wiww. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. What reason ^.^ have you uWu fow :33 't? 
AWMADO. The ^.^ nyaked >w< twuth >_> of ^.^ it UwU is: I ^.^ have nyo >_< shiwt; I >w< go uWu woowwawd 
uWu fow UwU penyance. 
xDD BOYET. ÚwÚ Twue, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >w< enjoinyed him in >_> Wome uWu fow UwU want >_> of winyen; 
>_< since xDD when, I'll >w< be >_> swown, ^.^ he :33 wowe UwU nyonye uWu but :3 a uWu dishcwout >_> of 
>w< Jaquenyetta's, ÚwÚ and UwU that UwU 'a weaws next his OwO heawt uWu fow :3 a OwO favouw. 

x3 Entew as x3 messengew, MONSIEUR MARCADE 

MAWCADE. :3 God :33 save you, >_> madam! 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Wewcome, Marcade; 
But UwU that :3 thou ^-^ intewwuptest ^-^ ouw merriment. 
MAWCADE. I x3 am sowwy, ^.^ madam; uWu fow OwO the UwU nyews I bwing 
^-^ Is :33 heavy in my OwO tongue. The UwU King >_> youw >_> fathew- 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. uWu Dead, uWu fow my life! 
MAWCADE. >_< Even >w< so; my xDD tawe :3 is towd. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^w^ WOwthies away; OwO the scene begins ^-^ to >w< cwoud. 
AWMADO. >_< Fow >_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, I bweathe free ^.^ bweath. I ^.^ have uWu seen OwO the 
:3 day >_> of :33 wwong OwO thwough OwO the wittwe hole >_> of OwO discwetion, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww 
^.^ wight ^-^ mysewf >_< wike :3 a sowdiew. >_< Exeunt ^-^ WOWTHIES 
^w^ KING. OwO How fares >_> youw Majesty? 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. :33 Boyet, :3 pwepawe; I uWu wiww away to-nyight. 
^w^ KING. ^w^ Madam, ^.^ nyot >w< so; I ^-^ do uWu beseech you >_> stay. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. Prepare, I >w< say. I :3 thank you, >_< gwacious x3 wowds, 
>_< Fow >w< aww >_> youw fair endeavours, ÚwÚ and >w< entweat, 
Out >_> of :3 a UwU nyew-sad >_> souw, UwU that you OwO vouchsafe 
UwU In >_> youw rich OwO wisdom ^-^ to ;;w;; excuse ^w^ ow hide 
The >_> wibewaw opposition >_> of ^-^ ouw spiwits, 
>w< If UwU uvw-bowdwy ^-^ we ^.^ have ÚwÚ bownye uWu ouwsewves 
UwU In OwO the ;;w;; convewse >_> of ^.^ bweath- >_> youw gentleness 
>_> Was OwO guiwty >_> of it. Faweweww, >w< wowthy :33 wowd. 
OwO A :33 heavy OwO heawt uWu beaws ^.^ nyot :3 a nimble OwO tongue. 
>_> Excuse me so, UwU coming xDD too ^-^ showt >_> of ^w^ thanks 
>_< Fow my gweat suit OwO so easiwy ;;w;; obtain'd. 
^w^ KING. The extreme pawts >_> of UwU time ;;w;; extwemewy >_> fowms 
^-^ Aww ÚwÚ causes ^-^ to OwO the OwO puwpose >_> of his ÚwÚ speed; 
And >_< often at his vewy loose :3 decides 
:33 That ;;w;; which wong ^-^ pwocess :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ;;w;; awbitwate. 
And >w< though OwO the ÚwÚ mouwnying uWu bwow >_> of pwogeny 
^-^ Fowbid OwO the :33 smiwing couwtesy >_> of love 
The holy suit ;;w;; which fain ^.^ it would ^.^ convince, 
xDD Yet, >_< since ^-^ wuv's awgument ÚwÚ was ^.^ fiwst uWu on ^.^ foot, 
>_> Wet ^.^ nyot OwO the cwoud >_> of UwU sowwow justwe ^.^ it 
From what ^.^ it >w< puwpos'd; >_< since ^-^ to ;;w;; waiw fwiends lost 
^-^ Is ^.^ nyot uWu by >w< much OwO so OwO whowesome-pwofitabwe 
UwU As ^-^ to uWu wejoice at fwiends uWu but newly ÚwÚ found. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. I undewstand you not; my gwiefs awe double. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. Honyest ;;w;; pwain uWu wowds :33 best >w< piewce OwO the ear >_> of gwief; 
And uWu by ^.^ these >w< badges undewstand OwO the King. 
>_< Fow >_> youw fair x3 sakes ^.^ have ^-^ we uWu nyegwected UwU time, 
>w< Pway'd ;;w;; fouw xDD pway with ^-^ ouw :3 oaths; >_> youw :3 beauty, uWu wadies, 
;;w;; Hath >w< much ^w^ defowmed >w< us, ^w^ fashionying ^-^ ouw uWu humouws 
>_< Even ^-^ to OwO the >_< opposed ^-^ end >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 intents; 
And what in OwO us ;;w;; hath >w< seem'd widicuwous, 
UwU As love :3 is :33 fuww >_> of xDD unbefitting strains, 
^-^ Aww >_< wanton as :3 a OwO chiwd, >_> skipping ÚwÚ and :3 vain; 
x3 Fowm'd uWu by OwO the eye ÚwÚ and ^.^ thewefowe, >_< wike OwO the eye, 
>w< Fuww >_> of ÚwÚ stwange shapes, >_> of >_> habits, ÚwÚ and >_> of forms, 
Varying in uWu subjects as OwO the eye doth roll 
ÚwÚ To every varied object in his >w< gwance; 
^w^ Which pawti-coated :3 pwesence >_> of loose love 
x3 Put uWu on uWu by >w< us, ^-^ if in >_> youw ^w^ heavenwy eyes 
>_< Have >_< misbecom'd ^-^ ouw oaths ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ gwavities, 
Those ^w^ heavenwy eyes UwU that ÚwÚ wook OwO into ^.^ these faults 
>_> Suggested OwO us ^-^ to ^w^ make. :33 Thewefowe, uWu wadies, 
Our love being xDD youws, OwO the error UwU that love makes 
^-^ Is wikewise ^w^ youws. We ^-^ to uWu ouwsewves ^w^ pwuv fawse, 
By being UwU once false uWu fow >w< evew ^-^ to >w< be OwO twue 
ÚwÚ To x3 those UwU that ^-^ make OwO us uWu both- fair uWu wadies, OwO you; 
And x3 even UwU that >_< fawsehood, in itsewf :3 a uWu sin, 
ÚwÚ Thus >w< puwifies itsewf ÚwÚ and ;;w;; tuwns ^-^ to >_< gwace. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. We ^.^ have receiv'd >_> youw :3 wettews, :33 fuww >_> of :33 wuv; 
Your ^.^ favouws, OwO the ambassadors >_> of :33 wuv; 
And, in ^-^ ouw OwO maiden counciw, x3 wated them 
^.^ At courtship, >_> pweasant >w< jest, ÚwÚ and couwtesy, 
UwU As ^w^ bombast ÚwÚ and as winying ^-^ to OwO the time; 
But ^-^ mowe >w< devout than :3 this in ^-^ ouw respects 
>_< Have ^-^ we ^.^ nyot uWu been; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe met >_> youw loves 
UwU In theiw >_> own x3 fashion, >_< wike :3 a merriment. 
DUMAIN. Our :3 wettews, UwU madam, show'd >w< much ^-^ mowe than ÚwÚ jest. 
WONGAVIWWE. ^w^ So >_> did ^-^ ouw OwO wooks. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. We >_> did ^.^ nyot ^.^ quote them ÚwÚ so. 
^w^ KING. Nyow, at OwO the :3 watest :3 minyute >_> of OwO the xDD houw, 
>_> Gwant OwO us >_> youw ^w^ wuvs. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. OwO A UwU time, >_> methinks, xDD too ^-^ showt 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a world-without-end :3 bawgain in. 
No, no, my lord, >_> youw OwO Gwace :3 is :33 pewjuw'd xDD much, 
>w< Fuww >_> of dear OwO guiwtinyess; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe this, 
>w< If uWu fow my love, as there :3 is nyo such ^-^ cause, 
You uWu wiww ^-^ do aught- :3 this uWu shaww you ^-^ do uWu fow :3 me: 
Your OwO oath I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot x3 twust; uWu but >w< go with ÚwÚ speed 
ÚwÚ To >w< some >w< fowwown ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyaked hewmitage, 
Wemote ^-^ fwom >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ pweasuwes >_> of OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; 
Thewe stay xDD untiw OwO the twewve celestial signs 
>_< Have ^w^ bwought about OwO the annual ÚwÚ weckonying. 
>w< If :3 this austere x3 insociabwe life 
Change ^.^ nyot >_> youw :3 offew :3 made in heat >_> of blood, 
>w< If ^-^ fwosts ÚwÚ and UwU fasts, ^-^ hawd ÚwÚ wodging ÚwÚ and xDD thin xDD weeds, 
^w^ Nyip ^.^ nyot OwO the >w< gaudy blossoms >_> of >_> youw love, 
But UwU that ^.^ it bear :3 this trial, ÚwÚ and last love, 
>_> Then, at OwO the >_> expiwation >_> of OwO the yeaw, 
^w^ Come, challenge uWu me, challenge me uWu by ^.^ these UwU desewts; 
And, uWu by :3 this ;;w;; viwgin pawm :3 nyow kissing thinye, 
I uWu wiww >w< be :3 thinye; :3 and, ÚwÚ tiww UwU that instant, OwO shut 
UwU My :3 woefuw uWu sewf OwO up in :3 a xDD mouwnfuw OwO house, 
:3 Wainying OwO the ;;w;; teaws >_> of xDD wamentation 
>_< Fow OwO the wemembwance >_> of my >_< fathew's :33 death. 
>w< If :3 this :3 thou ^-^ do deny, let ^-^ ouw ^.^ hands UwU pawt, 
ÚwÚ Nyeithew >_< intitwed in OwO the other's ÚwÚ heawt. 
^w^ KING. >w< If this, ^w^ ow ^-^ mowe than this, I would deny, 
ÚwÚ To fwattew OwO up ^.^ these >w< powews >_> of >_< minye with rest, 
The ^w^ sudden hand >_> of death :33 cwose OwO up >_< minye xDD eye! 
>_< Hence hermit then, my OwO heawt :3 is in >w< thy breast. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. And what ^-^ to uWu me, my love? ÚwÚ and what ^-^ to x3 me? 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. You >w< must ^.^ he purged UwU too, >_> youw x3 sins awe rack'd; 
You awe ^.^ attaint with faults ÚwÚ and :3 pewjuwy; 
:33 Thewefowe, ^-^ if you my :3 favouw UwU mean ^-^ to :3 get, 
OwO A twelvemonth uWu shaww you UwU spend, ÚwÚ and never rest, 
But >w< seek OwO the x3 weawy ÚwÚ beds >_> of ^w^ peopwe sick. 
DUMAIN. But what ^-^ to uWu me, my love? uWu but what ^-^ to x3 me? 
OwO A x3 wife? 
KATHARINE. OwO A ÚwÚ beawd, fair ^.^ heawth, ÚwÚ and :3 honyesty; 
x3 With threefold love I ^w^ wish you >w< aww ^.^ these xDD thwee. 
DUMAIN. :33 O, uWu shaww I uWu say I :3 thank you, gentwe x3 wife? 
KATHARINE. :3 Nyo so, my ^w^ wowd; :3 a twelvemonth ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 day 
I'll mark nyo uWu wowds UwU that smooth-fac'd wooews >w< say. 
Come when OwO the UwU King doth ^-^ to my wady x3 come; 
>_> Then, ^-^ if I ^.^ have >w< much love, I'll ^w^ give you :33 some. 
DUMAIN. I'll sewve ÚwÚ thee OwO twue ÚwÚ and >_> faithfuwwy ÚwÚ tiww xDD then. 
KATHARINE. >_> Yet uWu sweaw ;;w;; nyot, west ye >w< be >_> fowswown again. 
WONGAVIWWE. What :33 says Mawia? 
x3 MAWIA. ^.^ At OwO the twewvemonth's ^-^ end 
I'll >_> change my bwack UwU gown uWu fow :3 a xDD faithfuw >w< fwiend. 
WONGAVIWWE. I'll stay with patience; uWu but OwO the UwU time :3 is UwU wong. 
x3 MAWIA. The wikew OwO you; xDD few taller awe OwO so young. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. Studies my >w< wady? Mistwess, ÚwÚ wook uWu on me; 
ÚwÚ Behowd OwO the ^w^ window >_> of my xDD heawt, >_< minye eye, 
What humbwe suit attends >w< thy ÚwÚ answew ^.^ thewe. 
xDD Impose >w< some service uWu on me uWu fow >w< thy wuv. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. Oft ^.^ have I heard >_> of you, my Wowd Bewownye, 
Before I ^-^ saw OwO you; ÚwÚ and OwO the world's uWu wawge :33 tongue 
>_< Pwocwaims you uWu fow :3 a man replete with mocks, 
>w< Fuww >_> of comparisons ÚwÚ and >_> wounding ^-^ fwouts, 
^w^ Which you uWu on >w< aww OwO estates uWu wiww ÚwÚ execute 
:33 That lie within OwO the UwU mewcy >_> of >_> youw wit. 
ÚwÚ To weed :3 this ;;w;; wowmwood ^-^ fwom >_> youw :3 fwuitfuw ^-^ bwain, 
And :3 thewewithaw ^-^ to ^.^ win uWu me, ^-^ if you please, 
Without OwO the ;;w;; which I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be uWu won, 
You uWu shaww :3 this twelvemonth term ^-^ fwom :3 day ^-^ to :3 day 
xDD Visit OwO the ^.^ speechwess >_< sick, ÚwÚ and still ;;w;; convewse 
x3 With UwU gwoanying ÚwÚ wwetches; ÚwÚ and >_> youw ^w^ task uWu shaww ^.^ be, 
x3 With >w< aww OwO the fiewce ^.^ endeavouw >_> of >_> youw wit, 
ÚwÚ To enforce OwO the painyed uWu impotent ^-^ to smile. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ To move wiwd laughter in OwO the ^w^ thwoat >_> of UwU death? 
^w^ It cannyot ^w^ be; ^.^ it :3 is impossible; 
Mirth cannyot move :3 a ^w^ souw in agony. 
^.^ WOSAWINyE. ÚwÚ Why, that's OwO the uWu way ^-^ to uWu choke :3 a :33 gibing ^.^ spiwit, 
uWu Whose influence :3 is ;;w;; begot >_> of UwU that loose OwO gwace 
^w^ Which shawwow ;;w;; waughing >w< heawews ^w^ give ^-^ to fools. 
OwO A OwO jest's ^w^ pwospewity :3 wies in OwO the ear 
x3 Of him UwU that ÚwÚ heaws it, never in OwO the :33 tongue 
x3 Of him UwU that makes xDD it; then, ^-^ if sickly eaws, 
>_< Deaf'd with OwO the OwO cwamouws >_> of theiw >_> own dear :3 gwoans, 
uWu Wiww hear >_> youw :33 idwe ^w^ scowns, continue then, 
And I uWu wiww ^.^ have you ÚwÚ and UwU that fauwt :3 withaw. 
But ^-^ if uWu they uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, thwow away UwU that ^.^ spiwit, 
And I uWu shaww find you uWu empty >_> of UwU that UwU fauwt, 
Wight >_< joyfuw >_> of >_> youw UwU wefowmation. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. OwO A twelvemonth? Weww, befall what uWu wiww OwO befaww, 
I'll ÚwÚ jest :3 a twelvemonth in OwO an hospital. 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. OwO [ ÚwÚ To OwO the ^.^ King] >w< Ay, ^w^ sweet my lord, ÚwÚ and OwO so I UwU take 
my weave. 
^w^ KING. No, ^.^ madam; ^-^ we uWu wiww bwing you uWu on >_> youw way. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. Our :3 wooing doth ^.^ nyot ^-^ end >_< wike OwO an ^.^ owd play: 
x3 Jack ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot Jill. ^.^ These ladies' couwtesy 
OwO Might ;;w;; weww ^.^ have :3 made ^-^ ouw uWu spowt :3 a ^w^ comedy. 
^w^ KING. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ it ÚwÚ wants :3 a twelvemonth >w< an' :3 a day, 
And then 'twill OwO end. 
^-^ BEWOWNyE. ^.^ That's xDD too wong uWu fow :3 a play. 

;;w;; We-entew AWMADO 

AWMADO. ^.^ Sweet uWu Majesty, OwO vouchsafe :3 me- 
UwU PWINCESS >_< OF FRANCE. >_> Was ^.^ nyot UwU that ^.^ nyot Hector? 
DUMAIN. The >w< wowthy x3 knyight >_> of >w< Twoy. 
AWMADO. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ kiss >w< thy :33 woyaw fingew, ÚwÚ and UwU take weave. I x3 am :3 a 
votawy: I ^.^ have ÚwÚ vow'd ^-^ to xDD Jaquenyetta ^-^ to howd OwO the plough uWu fow xDD hew 
^w^ sweet love three xDD yeaw. But, UwU most x3 esteemed >_< gweatnyess, uWu wiww you 
hear OwO the >_< diawogue UwU that OwO the two ^w^ weawnyed x3 men ^.^ have UwU compiwed in 
UwU pwaise >_> of OwO the Owl ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ Cuckoo? ^w^ It shouwd ^.^ have ^-^ fowwowed in OwO the 
^-^ end >_> of ^-^ ouw show. 
^w^ KING. ^-^ Caww them :3 fowth quickwy; ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. 
AWMADO. Holla! appwoach. 

x3 Entew ^-^ Aww 

:3 This >_> side :3 is >_> Hiems, x3 Wintew; :3 this ^w^ Vew, OwO the :3 Spwing- OwO the ^-^ onye 
maintainyed uWu by OwO the :3 Oww, th' uWu othew uWu by OwO the Cuckoo. ^w^ Vew, begin. 

xDD SPWING 
When x3 daisies :33 pied ÚwÚ and :3 viowets blue 
And lady-smocks >w< aww xDD siwvew-white 
And ÚwÚ cuckoo-buds >_> of x3 yewwow hue 
Do x3 paint OwO the meadows with >w< dewight, 
The ^-^ cuckoo then uWu on every twee 
ÚwÚ Mocks married ^-^ men, uWu fow ;;w;; thus ;;w;; sings xDD he: 
:3 'Cuckoo; 
^w^ Cuckoo, cuckoo'- :3 O >_> wowd >_> of feaw, 
:3 Unpweasing ^-^ to :3 a married eaw! 

When ^.^ shephewds pipe uWu on oaten ^.^ stwaws, 
And >_> mewwy >_< wawks awe ploughmen's cwocks; 
When ;;w;; tuwtwes UwU twead, ÚwÚ and >_> wooks ÚwÚ and >_> daws, 
And :3 maidens :33 bweach theiw uWu summew smocks; 
The ^-^ cuckoo then uWu on every twee 
ÚwÚ Mocks married ^-^ men, uWu fow ;;w;; thus ;;w;; sings xDD he: 
:3 'Cuckoo; 
^w^ Cuckoo, cuckoo'- :3 O >_> wowd >_> of feaw, 
:3 Unpweasing ^-^ to :3 a married eaw! 


UwU WINTEW 

When >_> icicwes >_> hang uWu by OwO the waww, 
And :33 Dick OwO the shephewd uWu bwows his >_< nyaiw, 
And UwU Tom uWu beaws wogs OwO into OwO the hall, 
And >_< miwk comes OwO fwozen UwU home in ^.^ paiw, 
When UwU bwood :3 is nyipp'd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ways >w< be :3 fouw, 
;;w;; Then ^w^ nyightwy ;;w;; sings OwO the stawing ^w^ oww: 
'Tu-who; 
UwU Tu-whit, Tu-who'- OwO A >_> mewwy nyote, 
OwO Whiwe xDD gweasy ÚwÚ Joan doth ^w^ keew OwO the >_> pot. 

When >w< aww ;;w;; awoud OwO the ^.^ wind doth bwow, 
And ^w^ coughing drowns OwO the parson's ;;w;; saw, 
And :33 biwds ^-^ sit bwooding in OwO the snyow, 
And ;;w;; Mawian's nyose looks wed ÚwÚ and raw, 
When OwO woasted crabs uWu hiss in OwO the :3 boww, 
;;w;; Then ^w^ nyightwy ;;w;; sings OwO the stawing ^w^ oww: 
'Tu-who; 
UwU Tu-whit, >_< To-who'- OwO A >_> mewwy nyote, 
OwO Whiwe xDD gweasy ÚwÚ Joan doth ^w^ keew OwO the >_> pot. 

AWMADO. The uWu wowds >_> of >_> Mewcuwy awe harsh aftew OwO the >_> songs >_> of Apollo. 
You UwU that ÚwÚ way: ^-^ we :3 this way. >_< Exeunt 

OwO THE ^.^ END 



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OwO 1606 

OwO THE OwO TWAGEDY >_< OF uWu MACBETH 


uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe 



Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae 

>_< DUNCAN, UwU King >_> of xDD Scotwand 
>_> MACBETH, >_< Thanye >_> of ^-^ Gwamis ÚwÚ and UwU Cawdow, :3 a ^w^ genyewaw in OwO the King's ;;w;; awmy 
LADY >_> MACBETH, his UwU wife 
ÚwÚ MACDUFF, >_< Thanye >_> of >_< Fife, :3 a nyobweman >_> of xDD Scotwand 
LADY ÚwÚ MACDUFF, his UwU wife 
^-^ MAWCOWM, ÚwÚ ewdew :3 son >_> of :3 Duncan 
DONyAWBAIN, ^.^ youngew :3 son >_> of :3 Duncan 
BANQUO, >_< Thanye >_> of x3 Wochabew, :3 a ^w^ genyewaw in OwO the King's ;;w;; awmy 
:3 FWEANCE, his :3 son 
UwU WENNyOX, nyobweman >_> of xDD Scotwand 
UwU WOSS, nyobweman >_> of xDD Scotwand 
:3 MENTEITH nyobweman >_> of xDD Scotwand 
ANGUS, nyobweman >_> of xDD Scotwand 
CAITHNyESS, nyobweman >_> of xDD Scotwand 
xDD SIWAWD, Eaww >_> of ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, ^w^ genyewaw >_> of OwO the Engwish fowces 
OwO YOUNG xDD SIWAWD, his :3 son 
ÚwÚ SEYTON, :33 attendant ^-^ to Macbeth 
>_> HECATE, Queen >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ Witches 
The >_< Thwee ÚwÚ Witches 
UwU Boy, >w< Son >_> of >_< Macduff 
>_> Gentwewoman :33 attending uWu on OwO Wady Macbeth 
An Engwish ^w^ Doctow 
OwO A ÚwÚ Scottish ^w^ Doctow 
OwO A Sewgeant 
OwO A >_> Powtew 
An Old >_< Man 
The ^w^ Ghost >_> of UwU Banquo ÚwÚ and uWu othew ^w^ Appawitions 
>w< Wowds, Gentwemen, UwU Officews, ;;w;; Sowdiews, Muwthewews, UwU Attendants, 
ÚwÚ and Messengers 




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SCENyE: xDD Scotwand ÚwÚ and ^.^ Engwand 


^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
OwO A desewt :3 pwace. :33 Thundew ÚwÚ and lightning. 

x3 Entew three >w< Witches. 

OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. When uWu shaww ^-^ we three ^.^ meet OwO again? 
UwU In thunder, ^-^ wightnying, ^w^ ow in rain? 
x3 SECOND :33 WITCH. When OwO the uWu huwwybuwwy's >_< donye, 
When OwO the OwO battwe's lost ÚwÚ and x3 won. 
uWu THIWD :33 WITCH. :33 That uWu wiww >w< be ewe OwO the xDD set >_> of OwO sun. 
OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. :3 Whewe OwO the :3 pwace? 
x3 SECOND :33 WITCH. :3 Upon OwO the heath. 
uWu THIWD :33 WITCH. Thewe ^-^ to ^.^ meet with ;;w;; Macbeth. 
OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. I xDD come, ÚwÚ Gwaymawkin. 
ALL. OwO Paddock UwU cawws. Anon! 
^-^ Faiw :3 is :3 fouw, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fouw :3 is x3 faiw. 
Hover OwO thwough OwO the fog ÚwÚ and fiwthy air. OwO Exeunt. 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
OwO A ^-^ camp ;;w;; nyeaw Forres. :33 Awawum within. 

x3 Entew :3 Duncan, Mawcowm, Donyawbain, Wennyox, with UwU Attendants, 
meeting :3 a ÚwÚ bweeding Sewgeant. 

DUNCAN. What bwoody man :3 is ÚwÚ that? ÚwÚ He can report, 
UwU As seemeth uWu by his ^-^ pwight, >_> of OwO the uWu wevowt 
The nyewest state. 
:33 MAWCOWM. :3 This :3 is OwO the ;;w;; sewgeant 
OwO Who >_< wike :3 a good ÚwÚ and hawdy sowdiew xDD fought 
'Gainst my captivity. Hail, bwave x3 fwiend! 
Say ^-^ to OwO the UwU King OwO the knowledge >_> of OwO the broil 
UwU As :3 thou didst xDD weave it. 
ÚwÚ SEWGEANT. :3 Doubtfuw ^.^ it OwO stood, 
UwU As two spent ^.^ swimmews UwU that ^-^ do >w< cwing >_> togethew 
And uWu choke theiw awt. The >_< mewciwess Macdonwald- 
Wowthy ^-^ to >w< be :3 a rebel, uWu fow ^-^ to UwU that 
The muwtipwying viwwainyies >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe 
Do ^w^ swawm x3 upon him :33 -fwom OwO the UwU Westewn ^w^ Iswes 
x3 Of UwU kewns ÚwÚ and ^w^ gawwowgwasses :3 is ^.^ suppwied; 
And ;;w;; Fowtunye, uWu on his damned >_< quawwew smiling, 
Show'd >_< wike :3 a uWu webew's whowe. But all's xDD too weak; 
>_< Fow bwave Macbeth ÚwÚ -weww ^.^ he ^-^ desewves UwU that name- 
Disdaining ;;w;; Fowtunye, with his brandish'd steel, 
^w^ Which >_> smoked with bwoody OwO execution, 
;;w;; Wike Vawow's :3 minyion uWu cawved >_< out his ÚwÚ passage 
;;w;; Tiww ^.^ he faced OwO the slave, 
^w^ Which :33 nye'ew shook x3 hands, :3 nyow bade faweweww ^-^ to ^w^ him, 
;;w;; Tiww ^.^ he unseam'd him ^-^ fwom OwO the :3 nyave ^-^ to OwO the :33 chaps, 
And xDD fix'd his head x3 upon ^-^ ouw battwements. 
DUNCAN. :3 O ÚwÚ vawiant ÚwÚ cousin! Wowthy gentweman! 
ÚwÚ SEWGEANT. UwU As :3 whence OwO the >_< sun >w< 'gins his wefwection 
^.^ Shipwwecking stowms ÚwÚ and >_< diwefuw OwO thundews bweak, 
^w^ So ^-^ fwom UwU that spwing :3 whence comfort >w< seem'd ^-^ to come 
Discomfort swewws. Mark, UwU King >_> of Scotland, ^.^ mawk. 
:3 Nyo sooner :33 justice ^-^ had, with ;;w;; vawow arm'd, 
Compeww'd ^.^ these >_> skipping UwU kewns ^-^ to xDD twust theiw heels, 
But OwO the ^.^ Nyowweyan lord, ^.^ suwveying :3 vantage, 
x3 With uWu fuwbish'd ÚwÚ awms ÚwÚ and OwO nyew suppwies >_> of ^-^ men, 
^w^ Began :3 a ^.^ fwesh assauwt. 
DUNCAN. >w< Dismay'd ^.^ nyot :3 this 
Our OwO captains, Macbeth ÚwÚ and uWu Banquo.? 
ÚwÚ SEWGEANT. x3 Yes, 
UwU As xDD spawwows ÚwÚ eagwes, ^w^ ow OwO the ^-^ hawe OwO the wion. 
>w< If I uWu say UwU sooth, I >w< must wepowt uWu they ;;w;; wewe 
UwU As :33 cannyons overcharged with double >w< cwacks, 
^w^ So uWu they 
Doubwy uWu wedoubwed UwU stwokes x3 upon OwO the ÚwÚ foe. 
Except uWu they meant ^-^ to bathe in :3 weeking uWu wounds, 
Ow :33 memowize another OwO Gowgotha, 
I cannyot >_> teww- 
But I x3 am faint; my gashes x3 cwy uWu fow uWu hewp. 
DUNCAN. ^w^ So ;;w;; weww >w< thy uWu wowds ÚwÚ become ÚwÚ thee as >w< thy >w< wounds; 
^.^ They xDD smack >_> of honyow >_> both. uWu Go >_< get him ^.^ suwgeons. 
Exit uWu Sewgeant, ;;w;; attended. 
OwO Who comes hewe? 

x3 Entew Ross. 

MAWCOWM The >w< wowthy >_< Thanye >_> of Ross. 
LENNOX. What :3 a haste looks OwO thwough his >_> eyes! ^w^ So shouwd ^.^ he ÚwÚ wook 
:33 That uWu seems ^-^ to speak >w< things :33 stwange. 
:3 WOSS. :3 God :33 save OwO the >_< King! 
DUNCAN. >_> Whence camest thou, >w< wowthy >_< Thanye? 
:3 WOSS. From >_< Fife, gweat ;;w;; King, 
:3 Whewe OwO the ^.^ Nyowweyan bannyews fwout OwO the OwO sky 
And fan ^-^ ouw ^w^ peopwe cold. 
:3 Nyowway himself, with uWu tewwibwe numbers, 
Assisted uWu by UwU that UwU most >w< diswoyaw >_> twaitow 
The >_< Thanye >_> of UwU Cawdow, >_< began :3 a dismaw conflict, 
;;w;; Tiww UwU that OwO Bewwonya's bwidegwoom, >w< wapp'd in proof, 
OwO Confwonted him with xDD sewf-compawisons, 
OwO Point x3 against point >w< webewwious, arm >w< 'gainst arm, 
>_< Cuwbing his wavish spirit; :3 and, ^-^ to conclude, 
The OwO victowy feww uWu on ÚwÚ us. 
DUNCAN. Great happiness! 
:3 WOSS. :33 That :3 nyow 
^.^ Swenyo, OwO the :3 Nyowways' ^-^ king, x3 cwaves >_> composition; 
Nyow would ^-^ we >_> deign him burial >_> of his x3 men 
;;w;; Tiww ^.^ he >w< disbuwsed, at x3 Saint uWu Cowme's >_< Inch, 
xDD Ten ^w^ thousand ÚwÚ dowwaws ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^w^ genyewaw use. 
DUNCAN. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe UwU that >_< Thanye >_> of Cawdow uWu shaww x3 deceive 
Our uWu bosom interest. uWu Go OwO pwonyounce his ÚwÚ pwesent >_< death, 
And with his fowmew title gweet ;;w;; Macbeth. 
:3 WOSS. I'll UwU see ^.^ it >w< donye. 
DUNCAN. What ^.^ he ;;w;; hath lost, x3 nyobwe Macbeth ;;w;; hath x3 won. 
OwO Exeunt. 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
OwO A heath. >w< Thundew. 

x3 Entew OwO the three >w< Witches. 

OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. :3 Whewe x3 hast :3 thou :3 been, ^w^ sistew? 
x3 SECOND :33 WITCH. xDD Kiwwing swine. 
uWu THIWD :33 WITCH. :3 Sistew, xDD whewe thou? 
OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. OwO A ^w^ saiwow's UwU wife xDD had ;;w;; chestnyuts in xDD hew >w< wap, 
And mounch'd, ÚwÚ and mounch'd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mounch'd. ^.^ "Give ÚwÚ me," OwO quoth :3 I. 
>w< "Awoint ^.^ thee, witch!" OwO the wump-fed UwU wonyon cries. 
Her >_< husband's ^-^ to ÚwÚ Aweppo gone, ^w^ mastew OwO the Tiger; 
But in :3 a >_> sieve I'll thithew >_> saiw, 
And, >_< wike :3 a uWu wat ^-^ without :3 a x3 taiw, 
I'll uWu do, I'll uWu do, ÚwÚ and I'll do. 
x3 SECOND :33 WITCH. I'll ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee :3 a wind. 
OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. Thou'rt OwO kind. 
uWu THIWD :33 WITCH. And I >_> anyothew. 
OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. I ^-^ mysewf ^.^ have >w< aww OwO the xDD othew, 
And OwO the vewy ;;w;; powts uWu they bwow, 
^-^ Aww OwO the quawtews UwU that uWu they xDD knyow 
uWu I' OwO the x3 shipman's >_< cawd. 
I uWu wiww ^.^ dwain him OwO dwy as ^-^ hay: 
^w^ Sweep uWu shaww neither night :3 nyow :3 day 
>w< Hang x3 upon his ;;w;; penthouse ^-^ wid; 
ÚwÚ He uWu shaww live :3 a man OwO fowbid. 
Weary ;;w;; se'nnyights :33 nyinye xDD times :33 nyinye 
:33 Shaww ^.^ he dwindle, >w< peak, ÚwÚ and ^.^ pinye; 
^-^ Though his bark cannyot >w< be lost, 
>_> Yet ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be tempest-toss'd. 
Wook what I have. 
x3 SECOND :33 WITCH. Show uWu me, show >_> me. 
OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. ;;w;; Hewe I ^.^ have :3 a pilot's ;;w;; thumb, 
uWu Wweck'd as homeward ^.^ he >_> did come. >_> Dwum within. 
uWu THIWD :33 WITCH. OwO A ^.^ dwum, :3 a uWu dwum! 
Macbeth doth come. 
ALL. The xDD weiwd sisters, hand in ;;w;; hand, 
UwU Postews >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ and wand, 
ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ do >w< go >w< about, >w< about, 
>w< Thwice ^-^ to thinye, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ thwice ^-^ to ÚwÚ minye, 
And ÚwÚ thwice uWu again, ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO up OwO nyinye. 
UwU Peace! The charm's x3 wound :33 up. 

x3 Entew Macbeth ÚwÚ and x3 Banquo. 

OwO MACBETH. ^w^ So ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ and fair :3 a :3 day I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot xDD seen. 
^w^ BANQUO. OwO How :3 faw :3 is't xDD caww'd ^-^ to Forres? What awe ^.^ these 
^w^ So ^.^ withew'd ÚwÚ and OwO so wiwd in theiw attiwe, 
:33 That ÚwÚ wook ^.^ nyot >_< wike OwO the >_< inhabitants o' OwO the :3 eawth, 
And ÚwÚ yet awe on't? Live you? ^w^ ow awe you >w< aught 
:33 That man ^-^ may >_> question? You ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to undewstand uWu me, 
By OwO each at UwU once xDD hew OwO choppy fingew x3 waying 
:3 Upon xDD hew skinny lips. You shouwd >w< be :3 women, 
And ÚwÚ yet >_> youw beawds fowbid me ^-^ to interpret 
:33 That you awe ÚwÚ so. 
OwO MACBETH. xDD Speak, ^-^ if you ^.^ can. What awe you? 
OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. ^-^ Aww >_> haiw, Macbeth, >_< haiw ^-^ to ^.^ thee, >_< Thanye >_> of xDD Gwamis! 
x3 SECOND :33 WITCH. ^-^ Aww >_> haiw, Macbeth, >_< haiw ^-^ to ^.^ thee, >_< Thanye >_> of >_< Cawdow! 
uWu THIWD :33 WITCH. ^-^ Aww >_> haiw, Macbeth, UwU that ^-^ shawt >w< be UwU King hereafter! 
^w^ BANQUO. Good ;;w;; siw, x3 why ^-^ do you start, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to ;;w;; feaw 
OwO Things UwU that ^-^ do :33 sound OwO so faiw? uWu I' OwO the name >_> of truth, 
uWu Awe ye fantasticaw ^w^ ow UwU that >_< indeed 
^w^ Which >_< outwawdwy ye ^w^ show? UwU My x3 nyobwe ;;w;; pawtnyew 
You gweet with ÚwÚ pwesent OwO gwace ÚwÚ and gweat prediction 
x3 Of x3 nyobwe having ÚwÚ and >_> of :33 woyaw hope, 
:33 That ^.^ he uWu seems UwU wapt :3 withaw. ÚwÚ To me you speak not. 
>w< If you can ÚwÚ wook OwO into OwO the ÚwÚ seeds >_> of UwU time, 
And uWu say ;;w;; which gwain uWu wiww gwow ÚwÚ and ;;w;; which uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, 
^w^ Speak then ^-^ to uWu me, ^-^ who neither UwU beg :3 nyow ;;w;; feaw 
Your favows :3 nyow >_> youw OwO hate. 
OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. ^w^ Haiw! 
x3 SECOND :33 WITCH. ^w^ Haiw! 
uWu THIWD :33 WITCH. ^w^ Haiw! 
OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. Wessew than Macbeth, ÚwÚ and ^-^ gweatew. 
x3 SECOND :33 WITCH. :3 Nyot OwO so happy, ÚwÚ yet >w< much xDD happiew. 
uWu THIWD :33 WITCH. Thou ^-^ shawt >_< get ÚwÚ kings, >w< though :3 thou >w< be none. 
^w^ So >w< aww >_> haiw, Macbeth ÚwÚ and :33 Banquo! 
OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. UwU Banquo ÚwÚ and Macbeth, >w< aww hail! 
OwO MACBETH. >w< Stay, you impewfect OwO speakews, tell me more. 
By OwO Sinyew's death I xDD knyow I x3 am >_< Thanye >_> of Gwamis; 
But how >_> of Cawdor? The >_< Thanye >_> of Cawdow x3 wives, 
OwO A pwospewous ^w^ gentweman; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be UwU King 
;;w;; Stands ^.^ nyot within OwO the OwO pwospect >_> of bewief, 
:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe than ^-^ to >w< be :3 Cawdow. Say ^-^ fwom :3 whence 
You owe :3 this ÚwÚ stwange intewwigence, ^w^ ow x3 why 
:3 Upon :3 this OwO bwasted :33 heath you xDD stop ^-^ ouw uWu way 
x3 With such ;;w;; pwophetic :3 gweeting? xDD Speak, I chawge you. 
ÚwÚ Witches vanish. 
^w^ BANQUO. The :3 eawth ;;w;; hath bubbwes as OwO the >w< watew :33 has, 
And ^.^ these awe >_> of ^.^ them. Whither awe uWu they x3 vanyish'd? 
OwO MACBETH. x3 Into OwO the :3 aiw, ÚwÚ and what >w< seem'd cowpowaw uWu mewted 
UwU As >_> bweath OwO into OwO the wind. Wouwd uWu they xDD had :3 stay'd! 
^w^ BANQUO. Were such >w< things here as ^-^ we ^-^ do speak xDD about? 
Ow ^.^ have ^-^ we eaten uWu on OwO the insanye >w< woot 
:33 That ^-^ takes OwO the reason pwisonyew? 
OwO MACBETH. Your chiwdwen uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ kings. 
^w^ BANQUO. You uWu shaww >w< be King. 
OwO MACBETH. And >_< Thanye >_> of Cawdow ^w^ too. x3 Went ^.^ it ^.^ nyot so? 
^w^ BANQUO. ÚwÚ To OwO the uWu sewfsame xDD tunye ÚwÚ and wowds. >w< Who's hewe? 

x3 Entew Ross ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Angus. 

:3 WOSS. The UwU King ;;w;; hath UwU happiwy x3 weceived, Macbeth, 
The UwU nyews >_> of >w< thy >_< success; ÚwÚ and when ^.^ he weads 
x3 Thy OwO pewsonyaw venture in OwO the rebels' fight, 
His wonders ÚwÚ and his ^.^ pwaises ^-^ do >w< contend 
^w^ Which shouwd >w< be UwU thinye ^w^ ow ^-^ his. UwU Siwenced with UwU that, 
UwU In UwU viewing o'ew OwO the west o' OwO the uWu sewfsame day, 
ÚwÚ He ^.^ finds ÚwÚ thee in OwO the :33 stout ^.^ Nyowweyan ranks, 
Nyothing >w< afeawd >_> of what thyself didst >_> make, 
Strange >_< images >_> of :33 death. UwU As OwO thick as >_< haiw 
Came OwO post with uWu post, ÚwÚ and every ^-^ onye >_> did bear 
x3 Thy ^.^ pwaises in his xDD kingdom's gweat ^.^ defense, 
And UwU pouw'd them ;;w;; down before >_> him. 
ANGUS. We awe x3 sent 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give ^.^ thee, ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw :33 woyaw :3 mastew, :3 thanks; 
>_> Onwy ^-^ to xDD hewawd ÚwÚ thee OwO into his ^-^ sight, 
:3 Nyot pay thee. 
:3 WOSS. And uWu fow OwO an eawnyest >_> of :3 a gweatew honor, 
ÚwÚ He bade uWu me, ^-^ fwom ^w^ him, caww ÚwÚ thee >_< Thanye >_> of :3 Cawdow. 
UwU In ;;w;; which addition, >_> haiw, UwU most >w< wowthy Thane, 
>_< Fow ^.^ it :3 is >w< thinye. 
^w^ BANQUO. >_> What, can OwO the ^w^ deviw speak :3 twue? 
OwO MACBETH. The >_< Thanye >_> of Cawdow >w< wives. UwU Why ^-^ do you dwess me 
UwU In bowwow'd wobes? 
ANGUS. OwO Who ÚwÚ was OwO the >_< Thanye ;;w;; wives >_> yet, 
But uWu undew :33 heavy ^w^ judgement uWu beaws UwU that life 
^w^ Which ^.^ he ^-^ desewves ^-^ to lose. :3 Whethew ^.^ he ÚwÚ was >_> combinyed 
x3 With x3 those >_> of :3 Nyowway, ^w^ ow >_> did xDD winye OwO the rebel 
x3 With ;;w;; hidden ^w^ hewp ÚwÚ and :3 vantage, ^w^ ow UwU that with uWu both 
ÚwÚ He labor'd in his ^-^ countwy's UwU wweck, I xDD knyow not; 
But treasons capitaw, x3 confess'd ÚwÚ and proved, 
>_< Have ÚwÚ uvwthwown >_> him. 
OwO MACBETH. uWu [Aside.] Glamis, ÚwÚ and >_< Thanye >_> of >_< Cawdow! 
The :3 gweatest :3 is >w< behind. uWu [To Ross ÚwÚ and ^w^ Angus] ;;w;; Thanks uWu fow >_> youw 
^.^ pains. 
>_> [Aside ^-^ to :33 Banquo] Do you ^.^ nyot >w< hope >_> youw chiwdwen uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ kings, 
When x3 those UwU that >_> gave OwO the >_< Thanye >_> of Cawdow ^-^ to me 
Promised nyo less ^-^ to >w< them? 
^w^ BANQUO. >_> [Aside ^-^ to Macbeth.] That, UwU twusted home, 
OwO Might ÚwÚ yet enkindwe you x3 unto OwO the UwU cwown, 
Besides OwO the >_< Thanye >_> of :3 Cawdow. But 'tis >_< stwange; 
And oftentimes, ^-^ to ^.^ win OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ ouw :33 hawm, 
The xDD instwuments >_> of :3 dawknyess tell OwO us truths, 
:3 Win OwO us with >w< honyest trifles, ^-^ to betray's 
UwU In x3 deepest xDD consequence- 
>w< Cousins, :3 a ;;w;; wowd, I pray you. 
OwO MACBETH. uWu [Aside.] >w< Two :33 twuths awe xDD towd, 
UwU As x3 happy prologues ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; swewwing ^.^ act 
x3 Of OwO the >w< impewiaw :33 theme-I :3 thank you, >_< gentwemen. 
uWu [Aside.] :3 This supernatural :3 sowiciting 
Cannyot >w< be iww, cannyot >w< be :33 good. >w< If iww, 
UwU Why ;;w;; hath ^.^ it >w< given me eawnyest >_> of >w< success, 
Commencing in :3 a truth? I x3 am >_< Thanye >_> of :3 Cawdow. 
>w< If uWu good, x3 why ^-^ do I ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to UwU that >_> suggestion 
uWu Whose horrid ^.^ image doth xDD unfix my >_< haiw 
And ^-^ make my seated OwO heawt xDD knyock at my ribs, 
uWu Against OwO the ;;w;; use >_> of xDD nyatuwe? Present ^-^ feaws 
uWu Awe less than horrible imaginings: 
UwU My thought, uWu whose >_> muwthew ÚwÚ yet :3 is uWu but fantasticaw, 
:33 Shakes OwO so my >w< singwe OwO state >_> of man UwU that UwU function 
^-^ Is ;;w;; smothew'd in >w< suwmise, ÚwÚ and nyothing :3 is 
But what :3 is not. 
^w^ BANQUO. Look, how ^-^ ouw ;;w;; pawtnyew's rapt. 
OwO MACBETH. uWu [Aside.] >w< If uWu chance uWu wiww ^.^ have me ;;w;; King, >_> why, uWu chance ^-^ may 
:3 cwown me 
Without my ÚwÚ stiw. 
^w^ BANQUO. Nyew ;;w;; honyows come x3 upon ^w^ him, 
;;w;; Wike ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ stwange x3 gawments, cleave ^.^ nyot ^-^ to theiw >_> mouwd 
But with OwO the aid >_> of use. 
OwO MACBETH. uWu [Aside.] Come what come >w< may, 
Time ÚwÚ and OwO the hour runs OwO thwough OwO the ^w^ woughest day. 
^w^ BANQUO. Wowthy Macbeth, ^-^ we stay x3 upon >_> youw ^.^ weisuwe. 
OwO MACBETH. >w< Give me >_> youw :33 favow; my :33 duww bwain ÚwÚ was wrought 
x3 With >w< things ;;w;; fowgotten. UwU Kind gentlemen, >_> youw x3 pains 
uWu Awe wegistew'd xDD whewe every :3 day I xDD tuwn 
The weaf ^-^ to ;;w;; wead ^.^ them. >_> Wet OwO us towawd OwO the King. 
:33 Think x3 upon what ;;w;; hath :3 chanced, ÚwÚ and at ^-^ mowe UwU time, 
The intewim having x3 weigh'd it, let OwO us speak 
Our free hearts OwO each ^-^ to other. 
^w^ BANQUO. Very gladly. 
OwO MACBETH. ;;w;; Tiww then, ^w^ enyough. ^w^ Come, >_< fwiends. OwO Exeunt. 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
Forres. The palace. 

:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew :3 Duncan, Mawcowm, Donyawbain, Wennyox, ÚwÚ and Attendants. 

DUNCAN. ^-^ Is >_> execution x3 donye uWu on Cawdor? uWu Awe ^.^ nyot 
Those in :33 commission ÚwÚ yet UwU wetuwn'd? 
:33 MAWCOWM. UwU My UwU wiege, 
^.^ They awe ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet come ^-^ back. But I ^.^ have xDD spoke 
x3 With ^-^ onye UwU that ^-^ saw him x3 die, ^-^ who >_> did wepowt 
:33 That vewy OwO fwankwy ^.^ he x3 confess'd his tweasons, 
Impwowed >_> youw OwO Highnyess' pawdon, ÚwÚ and xDD set :3 fowth 
OwO A ^-^ deep ^.^ wepentance. Nyothing in his life 
x3 Became him >_< wike OwO the ^w^ weaving xDD it; ^.^ he ;;w;; died 
UwU As ^-^ onye UwU that xDD had >_< been ^.^ studied in his >_< death, 
ÚwÚ To thwow away OwO the ;;w;; deawest xDD thing ^.^ he ÚwÚ owed 
UwU As 'twere :3 a >_> cawewess UwU twifwe. 
DUNCAN. There's nyo art 
ÚwÚ To find OwO the xDD mind's constwuction in OwO the face: 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was :3 a ^-^ gentweman uWu on xDD whom I built 
An absowute uWu twust. 

x3 Entew Macbeth, xDD Banquo, >_< Woss, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Angus. 

:3 O wowthiest ÚwÚ cousin! 
The xDD sin >_> of my ingratitude x3 even :3 nyow 
>_> Was :33 heavy uWu on >_> me. Thou art OwO so :3 faw OwO befowe, 
:33 That ÚwÚ swiftest x3 wing >_> of ÚwÚ wecompense :3 is uWu swow 
ÚwÚ To >_< uvwtake thee. Wouwd :3 thou xDD hadst less UwU desewved, 
:33 That OwO the x3 pwopowtion uWu both >_> of ^w^ thanks ÚwÚ and ;;w;; payment 
OwO Might ^.^ have >_< been >_< minye! >_> Onwy I ^.^ have weft ^-^ to ÚwÚ say, 
Mowe :3 is >w< thy :3 due than ^-^ mowe than >w< aww can :33 pay. 
OwO MACBETH. The service ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ woyawty ÚwÚ wowe, 
UwU In UwU doing it, OwO pays itself. Your OwO Highnyess' part 
^-^ Is ^-^ to weceive ^-^ ouw x3 duties, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw ;;w;; duties 
uWu Awe ^-^ to >_> youw UwU thwonye ÚwÚ and state, chiwdwen ÚwÚ and servants, 
^w^ Which ^-^ do uWu but what uWu they x3 shouwd, uWu by UwU doing OwO evewything 
Safe towawd >_> youw love ÚwÚ and uWu honyow. 
DUNCAN. >w< Wewcome hithew. 
I ^.^ have begun ^-^ to >_> pwant ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww xDD wabow 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee :33 fuww >_> of :33 gwowing. x3 Nyobwe xDD Banquo, 
:33 That x3 hast nyo less UwU desewved, :3 nyow >w< must >w< be OwO knyown 
:3 Nyo less ^-^ to ^.^ have x3 donye >w< so; let me >w< infowd ÚwÚ thee 
And howd ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to my ÚwÚ heawt. 
^w^ BANQUO. Thewe ^-^ if I >_< gwow, 
The hawvest :3 is >_> youw >w< own. 
DUNCAN. UwU My ^-^ pwenteous ;;w;; joys, 
Wanton in fuwwnyess, >w< seek ^-^ to hide themsewves 
UwU In ^.^ dwops >_> of sorrow. Sons, :33 kinsmen, thanes, 
And you uWu whose OwO pwaces awe OwO the :3 nyeawest, xDD knyow 
We uWu wiww establish ^-^ ouw ^-^ estate x3 upon 
Our ^.^ ewdest, Mawcowm, xDD whom ^-^ we name heweaftew 
The Prince >_> of ^w^ Cumbewwand; ;;w;; which honyow >w< must 
:3 Nyot unyaccompanyied OwO invest him only, 
But signs >_> of :33 nyobwenyess, >_< wike staws, uWu shaww shinye 
uWu On >w< aww deservers. From x3 hence ^-^ to OwO Invewnyess, 
And uWu bind OwO us further ^-^ to you. 
OwO MACBETH. The west :3 is ÚwÚ wabow, ;;w;; which :3 is ^.^ nyot used uWu fow you. 
I'll >w< be ^-^ mysewf OwO the ÚwÚ hawbingew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make >_< joyfuw 
The hearing >_> of my UwU wife with >_> youw approach; 
^w^ So humbly UwU take my weave. 
DUNCAN. UwU My >w< wowthy >_< Cawdow! 
OwO MACBETH. uWu [Aside.] The Prince >_> of Cumberland! :33 That :3 is :3 a xDD step 
uWu On ;;w;; which I >w< must ^-^ faww down, ^w^ ow ewse UwU o'ewweap, 
>_< Fow in my uWu way ^.^ it wies. x3 Staws, hide >_> youw >_> fiwes; 
>_> Wet ^.^ nyot ^.^ wight UwU see my bwack ÚwÚ and ^-^ deep desiwes. 
The eye :3 wink at OwO the >w< hand; ÚwÚ yet let UwU that >w< be 
^w^ Which OwO the eye uWu feaws, when ^.^ it :3 is >_< donye, ^-^ to :3 see. UwU Exit. 
DUNCAN. ÚwÚ Twue, >w< wowthy :33 Banquo! ÚwÚ He :3 is :33 fuww OwO so :3 vawiant, 
And in his :33 commendations I x3 am ;;w;; fed; 
^w^ It :3 is :3 a ^.^ banquet ^-^ to >_> me. Let's aftew ^w^ him, 
uWu Whose cawe :3 is gonye before ^-^ to ;;w;; bid OwO us welcome. 
^w^ It :3 is :3 a peerless :3 kinsman. :33 Fwouwish. OwO Exeunt. 




^-^ SCENyE :3 V. 
Invewnyess. UwU Macbeth's OwO castwe. 

x3 Entew OwO Wady Macbeth, reading :3 a letter. 

LADY OwO MACBETH. OwO "They met me in OwO the :3 day >_> of >w< success, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have 
^w^ weawnyed uWu by OwO the perfectest wepowt uWu they ^.^ have ^-^ mowe in them than 
x3 mowtaw knowledge. When I burned in desiwe ^-^ to xDD question them 
:3 fuwthew, uWu they :3 made themsewves :3 aiw, OwO into ;;w;; which uWu they vanished. 
ÚwÚ Whiwes I ÚwÚ stood UwU wapt in OwO the wonder >_> of it, came :3 missives ^-^ fwom OwO the 
;;w;; King, ^-^ who OwO aww-haiwed me 'Thanye >_> of Cawdow'; uWu by ;;w;; which titwe, 
OwO befowe, ^.^ these xDD weiwd OwO sistews :33 sawuted me ÚwÚ and >_< wefewwed me ^-^ to OwO the 
UwU coming uWu on >_> of UwU time with :3 'Haiw, UwU King UwU that ^-^ shawt be!' :3 This ^.^ have I 
^w^ thought good ^-^ to x3 dewivew ^.^ thee, my ;;w;; deawest ;;w;; pawtnyew >_> of >_< gweatnyess, 
UwU that :3 thou x3 mightst ^.^ nyot wose OwO the uWu dues >_> of rejoicing, uWu by being 
^w^ ignyowant >_> of what greatness :3 is promised thee. >w< Way ^.^ it ^-^ to >w< thy xDD heawt, 
ÚwÚ and faweweww." 

^-^ Gwamis :3 thou :3 awt, ÚwÚ and UwU Cawdow, ÚwÚ and ^-^ shawt >w< be 
What :3 thou art >w< pwomised. >_> Yet ^-^ do I ;;w;; feaw >w< thy ^.^ nyatuwe. 
^w^ It :3 is xDD too :33 fuww o' OwO the >_< miwk >_> of human >_> kindnyess 
ÚwÚ To catch OwO the uWu nyeawest way. Thou wouldst >w< be OwO gweat; 
Awt ^.^ nyot ^-^ without ^-^ ambition, uWu but ^-^ without 
The ÚwÚ iwwnyess shouwd ^.^ attend it. What :3 thou wouldst OwO highwy, 
:33 That wouldst :3 thou holily; wouldst ^.^ nyot xDD pway fawse, 
And ÚwÚ yet wouldst :33 wwongwy win. >_< Thou'wdst x3 have, gweat Glamis, 
:33 That ;;w;; which cries, x3 "Thus :3 thou >w< must uWu do, ^-^ if :3 thou ^.^ have xDD it; 
And UwU that ;;w;; which wathew :3 thou OwO dost ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to ^-^ do 
>w< Than :33 wishest shouwd >w< be undone." Hie ÚwÚ thee hithew, 
:33 That I ^-^ may pouw my uWu spiwits in UwU thinye eaw, 
And chastise with OwO the ;;w;; vawow >_> of my :33 tongue 
^-^ Aww UwU that OwO impedes ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom OwO the gowden :33 wound, 
^w^ Which >w< fate ÚwÚ and x3 metaphysicaw aid doth ÚwÚ seem 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee xDD cwown'd :3 withaw. 

x3 Entew :3 a Messenger. 

What :3 is >_> youw ^-^ tidings? 
MESSENGEW. The UwU King comes here >_< tonyight. 
LADY OwO MACBETH. Thou'rt mad ^-^ to uWu say ^.^ it! 
^-^ Is ^.^ nyot >w< thy ^w^ mastew with OwO him? :3 who, >w< wewe't so, 
Wouwd ^.^ have x3 infowm'd uWu fow preparation. 
MESSENGEW. ^w^ So >w< pwease you, ^.^ it :3 is true; ^-^ ouw >_< Thanye :3 is >w< coming. 
>_< Onye >_> of my xDD fewwows xDD had OwO the ÚwÚ speed >_> of ^w^ him, 
Who, ^w^ awmost UwU dead uWu fow breath, xDD had ^-^ scawcewy ^-^ mowe 
>w< Than would ^-^ make OwO up his message. 
LADY OwO MACBETH. >w< Give him xDD tending; 
ÚwÚ He brings gweat news. Exit Messenger. 
The raven ^-^ himsewf :3 is :3 hoawse 
:33 That cwoaks OwO the :33 fataw entwance >_> of :3 Duncan 
^.^ Undew my battwements. ^w^ Come, you uWu spiwits 
:33 That tend uWu on x3 mowtaw ^-^ thoughts, unsex me here 
And fiww me ^-^ fwom OwO the :3 cwown ^-^ to OwO the >_> toe top-full 
x3 Of direst ÚwÚ cwuewty! UwU Make OwO thick my blood, 
x3 Stop OwO up OwO the access ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ passage ^-^ to ÚwÚ wemowse, 
:33 That nyo uWu compunctious uWu visitings >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe 
uWu Shake my feww OwO puwpose :3 nyow ^-^ keep xDD peace :3 between 
The :33 effect ÚwÚ and ^.^ it! Come ^-^ to my :3 woman's >_< bweasts, 
And UwU take my >_< miwk uWu fow :3 gaww, >_> youw muwthewing minyistews, 
^.^ Whewevew in >_> youw ^-^ sightwess substances 
You OwO wait uWu on nature's ^.^ mischief! ^w^ Come, OwO thick night, 
And >w< paww ÚwÚ thee in OwO the OwO dunnyest ^-^ smoke >_> of heww 
:33 That my keen :33 knyife UwU see ^.^ nyot OwO the x3 wound ^.^ it makes 
Nyow >w< heaven UwU peep OwO thwough OwO the uWu bwanket >_> of OwO the dark 
ÚwÚ To cwy, "Hold, >_> howd!" 

x3 Entew ;;w;; Macbeth. 

Great xDD Gwamis! Wowthy >_< Cawdow! 
>_< Gweatew than ^.^ both, uWu by OwO the all-hail hereafter! 
x3 Thy letters ^.^ have twanspowted me uWu beyond 
:3 This ^w^ ignyowant >w< pwesent, ÚwÚ and I ;;w;; feew :3 nyow 
The :33 futuwe in OwO the >w< instant. 
OwO MACBETH. UwU My ;;w;; deawest love, 
:3 Duncan comes here >_< tonyight. 
LADY OwO MACBETH. And when :33 goes :33 hence? 
OwO MACBETH. Tomowwow, as ^.^ he puwposes. 
LADY OwO MACBETH. :33 O, never 
:33 Shaww >_< sun UwU that ^-^ mowwow >w< see! 
Your ;;w;; face, my Thane, :3 is as :3 a book xDD whewe x3 men 
May ;;w;; wead ÚwÚ stwange ^-^ mattews. ÚwÚ To beguiwe OwO the UwU time, 
Wook >_< wike OwO the time; bear ^-^ wewcome in >_> youw eye, 
Your ;;w;; hand, >_> youw UwU tongue; ÚwÚ wook >_< wike OwO the innyocent ^w^ fwowew, 
But >w< be OwO the sewpent uWu undew it. ÚwÚ He that's UwU coming 
Must >w< be provided UwU fow; ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww >w< put 
:3 This nyight's gweat ^-^ businyess OwO into my ÚwÚ dispatch, 
^w^ Which uWu shaww ^-^ to >w< aww ^-^ ouw nyights ÚwÚ and >_< days ^-^ to come 
>w< Give :33 sowewy x3 suvweign ^.^ sway ÚwÚ and mastewdom. 
OwO MACBETH. We uWu wiww speak >_< fuwthew. 
LADY OwO MACBETH. >_> Onwy ÚwÚ wook OwO up uWu cweaw; 
ÚwÚ To x3 awtew favor >w< evew :3 is ^-^ to fear. 
Weave >w< aww OwO the west ^-^ to >_> me. OwO Exeunt. 




^-^ SCENyE VI. 
Before UwU Macbeth's OwO castwe. Hautboys ÚwÚ and uWu towches. 

x3 Entew :3 Duncan, Mawcowm, Donyawbain, xDD Banquo, Wennyox, >_> Macduff, >_< Woss, ^.^ Angus, 
ÚwÚ and Attendants. 

DUNCAN. :3 This castle ;;w;; hath :3 a >_> pweasant UwU seat; OwO the ÚwÚ aiw 
^.^ Nyimbwy ÚwÚ and OwO sweetwy wecommends itsewf 
^.^ Unto ^-^ ouw gentwe senses. 
^w^ BANQUO. :3 This uWu guest >_> of :33 summew, 
The xDD tempwe-haunting martlet, OwO does appwuv 
By his loved mansionry UwU that OwO the >_< heaven's >_> bweath 
>_< Smewws wooingly here. :3 Nyo :33 jutty, frieze, 
xDD Buttwess, :3 nyow ^.^ coign >_> of :3 vantage, uWu but :3 this biwd 
;;w;; Hath :3 made his pendant bed ÚwÚ and procreant x3 cwadwe; 
:3 Whewe uWu they UwU most breed ÚwÚ and :33 haunt, I ^.^ have obsewved 
The ÚwÚ aiw :3 is delicate. 

x3 Entew OwO Wady ;;w;; Macbeth. 

DUNCAN. ^w^ See, >_> see, ^-^ ouw honor'd UwU hostess! 
The love UwU that UwU fowwows OwO us sometime :3 is ^-^ ouw trouble, 
^w^ Which still ^-^ we :3 thank as wuv. ÚwÚ Hewein I teach you 
OwO How you uWu shaww ;;w;; bid :3 God ^w^ 'iewd OwO us uWu fow >_> youw ÚwÚ pains, 
And :3 thank OwO us uWu fow >_> youw xDD twoubwe. 
LADY OwO MACBETH. ^-^ Aww ^-^ ouw service 
UwU In every point ^w^ twice >_< donye, ÚwÚ and then x3 donye >_> doubwe, 
Were UwU poow ÚwÚ and >w< singwe ^-^ businyess ^-^ to >w< contend 
uWu Against x3 those ;;w;; honyows ^-^ deep ÚwÚ and bwoad >w< whewewith 
Your uWu Majesty :3 woads ^-^ ouw >_< house. >_< Fow x3 those >_> of >_> owd, 
And OwO the ^.^ wate ^.^ dignyities >w< heap'd OwO up ^-^ to ;;w;; them, 
We west >_> youw hermits. 
DUNCAN. Where's OwO the >_< Thanye >_> of Cawdor? 
We coursed him at OwO the ^.^ heews ÚwÚ and xDD had :3 a OwO puwpose 
ÚwÚ To >w< be his puwveyow; uWu but ^.^ he >_< wides well, 
And his gweat love, shawp as his uWu spuw, ;;w;; hath howp him 
ÚwÚ To his UwU home before ÚwÚ us. ^-^ Faiw ÚwÚ and x3 nyobwe xDD hostess, 
We awe >_> youw uWu guest >_< tonyight. 
LADY OwO MACBETH. Your ^-^ sewvants >w< evew 
>_< Have theirs, themsewves, ÚwÚ and what :3 is theirs, in :33 compt, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make theiw >w< audit at >_> youw OwO Highnyess' pweasuwe, 
OwO Stiww ^-^ to xDD wetuwn >_> youw >w< own. 
DUNCAN. >w< Give me >_> youw >w< hand; 
:33 Conduct me ^-^ to >_< minye ^w^ host. We love him OwO highwy, 
And uWu shaww continue ^-^ ouw gwaces towards >_> him. 
By >_> youw leave, h-hostess. OwO Exeunt. 




^-^ SCENyE >_> VII 
UwU Macbeth's OwO castwe. Hautboys ÚwÚ and uWu towches. 

x3 Entew :3 a OwO Sewew ÚwÚ and divews ^.^ Sewvants with dishes ÚwÚ and UwU sewvice, ^-^ who xDD pass xDD uvw 
OwO the stage. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ entew ;;w;; Macbeth. 

OwO MACBETH. >w< If ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe x3 donye when 'tis >_< donye, then 'twere ;;w;; weww 
^w^ It ;;w;; wewe x3 donye ^w^ quickwy. >w< If OwO the ^w^ assassinyation 
Could trammel OwO up OwO the ;;w;; consequence, ÚwÚ and ^.^ catch, 
x3 With his >_< suwcease, >_< success; UwU that uWu but :3 this blow 
OwO Might >w< be OwO the ^.^ be-aww ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU end-aww -hewe, 
But ;;w;; hewe, x3 upon :3 this bank ÚwÚ and shoal >_> of UwU time, 
We'ld jump OwO the life ^-^ to come. But in ^.^ these cases 
We still ^.^ have ^w^ judgement ;;w;; hewe, UwU that ^-^ we uWu but teach 
Bwoody uWu instwuctions, ;;w;; which being ^w^ taught xDD wetuwn 
ÚwÚ To pwague OwO the ÚwÚ inventow. :3 This OwO even-handed :33 justice 
Commends OwO the xDD ingwedients >_> of ^-^ ouw uWu poison'd chalice 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ ouw >_> own lips. >w< He's here in double trust: 
First, as I x3 am his x3 kinsman ÚwÚ and his :3 subject, 
:3 Stwong uWu both x3 against OwO the uWu deed; then, as his OwO host, 
OwO Who shouwd x3 against his muwthewew OwO shut OwO the doow, 
:3 Nyot bear OwO the :33 knyife ^-^ mysewf. UwU Besides, :3 this :3 Duncan 
;;w;; Hath ÚwÚ bownye his ^-^ facuwties OwO so OwO meek, ;;w;; hath >_< been 
^w^ So ;;w;; cweaw in his gweat >_> office, UwU that his viwtues 
uWu Wiww >w< pwead >_< wike xDD angews OwO twumpet-tongued x3 against 
The ^-^ deep uWu damnyation >_> of his :3 taking-off, 
And pity, >_< wike :3 a ^.^ nyaked nyew-bown ;;w;; babe 
>_> Stwiding OwO the ^w^ bwast, ^w^ ow >_< heaven's ^-^ chewubin >_< howsed 
:3 Upon OwO the ^-^ sightwess ;;w;; couwiews >_> of OwO the :3 aiw, 
:33 Shaww blow OwO the horrid deed in every eye, 
:33 That ;;w;; teaws uWu shaww drown OwO the wind. I ^.^ have nyo xDD spuw 
ÚwÚ To :3 pwick OwO the ^-^ sides >_> of my >_> intent, uWu but only 
>_> Vauwting ^-^ ambition, ;;w;; which UwU o'ewweaps itsewf 
And ^.^ fawws uWu on OwO the other. 

x3 Entew OwO Wady ;;w;; Macbeth. 

OwO How nyow, what x3 nyews? 
LADY OwO MACBETH. ÚwÚ He >_> has ^w^ awmost >w< supp'd. UwU Why ^.^ have you weft OwO the chamber? 
OwO MACBETH. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ he ÚwÚ ask'd uWu fow x3 me? 
LADY OwO MACBETH. xDD Knyow you ^.^ nyot ^.^ he has? 
OwO MACBETH. We uWu wiww :33 pwoceed nyo further in :3 this OwO businyess: 
ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath honor'd me >_> of :3 wate, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have bought 
OwO Gowden opinyions ^-^ fwom >w< aww OwO sowts >_> of ;;w;; peopwe, 
^w^ Which would >w< be OwO wown :3 nyow in theiw nyewest gloss, 
:3 Nyot UwU cast ^w^ aside OwO so UwU soon. 
LADY OwO MACBETH. >_> Was OwO the >w< hope dwunk 
OwO Whewein you dress'd :3 youwsewf? ;;w;; Hath ^.^ it >w< swept since? 
And :33 wakes ^.^ it nyow, ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook OwO so green ÚwÚ and OwO pawe 
^.^ At what ^.^ it >_> did OwO so freely? From :3 this UwU time 
Such I >_< account >w< thy wuv. Awt :3 thou >w< afeawd 
ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO the >_> same in UwU thinye >_> own ^.^ act ÚwÚ and ;;w;; vawow 
UwU As :3 thou art in ^-^ desiwe? Wouldst :3 thou ^.^ have UwU that 
^w^ Which :3 thou uWu esteem'st OwO the >_> ownyament >_> of life 
And live :3 a cowawd in UwU thinye >_> own ;;w;; esteem, 
Letting "I dare ^-^ nyot" OwO wait x3 upon "I x3 wouwd" 
;;w;; Wike OwO the UwU poow ÚwÚ cat >w< i' OwO the ^.^ adage? 
OwO MACBETH. Prithee, :3 peace! 
I dare ^-^ do >w< aww UwU that ^-^ may ÚwÚ become :3 a >w< man; 
OwO Who dawes ^-^ do ^-^ mowe :3 is none. 
LADY OwO MACBETH. What beast >_< wast then 
:33 That :3 made you >_< bweak :3 this enterprise ^-^ to x3 me? 
When you durst ^-^ do it, then you ;;w;; wewe :3 a man, 
And, ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ mowe than what you OwO wewe, you would 
Be OwO so >w< much ^-^ mowe OwO the xDD man. Nyow UwU time :3 nyow place 
OwO Did then adhewe, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet you would ^-^ make >_> both. 
^.^ They ^.^ have :3 made themsewves, ÚwÚ and UwU that theiw :33 fitnyess :3 nyow 
uWu Does :3 unmake you. I ^.^ have >w< given x3 suck ÚwÚ and xDD knyow 
OwO How >w< tendew 'tis ^-^ to love OwO the ;;w;; babe UwU that milks :3 me- 
I ÚwÚ wouwd, >_< whiwe ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :33 smiwing in my ;;w;; face, 
>_< Have UwU pwuck'd my nipple ^-^ fwom his x3 bonyewess ^.^ gums 
And ;;w;; dash'd OwO the >w< bwains >_< out xDD had I OwO so sworn as you 
>_< Have x3 donye ^-^ to ÚwÚ this. 
OwO MACBETH. >w< If ^-^ we shouwd faiw? 
LADY OwO MACBETH. We faiw? 
But screw >_> youw :33 couwage ^-^ to OwO the OwO sticking-pwace 
And ^w^ we'ww ^.^ nyot fail. When :3 Duncan :3 is >_> asweep- 
xDD Wheweto OwO the wathew uWu shaww his UwU day's ^-^ hawd journey 
UwU Soundwy ^w^ invite x3 him- his two ÚwÚ chambewwains 
uWu Wiww I with xDD winye ÚwÚ and >w< wassaiw OwO so :3 convince 
:33 That memory, OwO the >_< wawdew >_> of OwO the ^-^ bwain, 
:33 Shaww >w< be :3 a fume ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ weceipt >_> of reason 
OwO A >_< wimbeck :33 onwy. When in OwO swinyish ;;w;; sweep 
Their :3 dwenched natures lie as in :3 a >_< death, 
What cannyot you ÚwÚ and I OwO pewfowm x3 upon 
The unguarded ^w^ Duncan? What ^.^ nyot >w< put x3 upon 
His spongy ;;w;; officews, ^-^ who uWu shaww bear OwO the UwU guiwt 
x3 Of ^-^ ouw gweat quell? 
OwO MACBETH. >_< Bwing :3 fowth men-children only, 
>_< Fow >w< thy ;;w;; undaunted mettle shouwd ÚwÚ compose 
Nyothing uWu but >_> mawes. uWu Wiww ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >w< be x3 weceived, 
When ^-^ we ^.^ have OwO mawk'd with UwU bwood x3 those sweepy two 
x3 Of his >_> own ;;w;; chambew ÚwÚ and used theiw vewy x3 daggews, 
:33 That uWu they ^.^ have :33 donye't? 
LADY OwO MACBETH. OwO Who dawes weceive ^.^ it xDD othew, 
UwU As ^-^ we uWu shaww ^-^ make ^-^ ouw gwiefs ÚwÚ and ^w^ cwamow :3 woaw 
:3 Upon his UwU death? 
OwO MACBETH. I x3 am ;;w;; settwed ÚwÚ and ^-^ bend OwO up 
>_> Each cowpowaw uWu agent ^-^ to :3 this uWu tewwibwe feat. 
Away, ÚwÚ and xDD mock OwO the UwU time with ÚwÚ faiwest show: 
UwU Fawse ;;w;; face >w< must hide what OwO the false OwO heawt doth know. 
OwO Exeunt. 




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^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
Invewnyess. ^.^ Couwt >_> of UwU Macbeth's OwO castwe. 

x3 Entew UwU Banquo ÚwÚ and Fweance, beawing :3 a towch before >_> him. 

^w^ BANQUO. OwO How :33 goes OwO the night, x3 boy? 
FWEANCE. The ^-^ moon :3 is ;;w;; down; I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot heard OwO the uWu cwock. 
^w^ BANQUO. And ^.^ she :33 goes ;;w;; down at twewve. 
FWEANCE. I uWu take't 'tis ^w^ watew, sir. 
^w^ BANQUO. ^-^ Howd, UwU take my ^w^ swowd. There's ;;w;; husbandwy in UwU heaven, 
Their candles awe >w< aww >_< out. ;;w;; Take ÚwÚ thee UwU that ^w^ too. 
OwO A :33 heavy UwU summons :3 wies >_< wike ;;w;; wead x3 upon uWu me, 
And ÚwÚ yet I would ^.^ nyot ^-^ sweep. Merciful powers, 
Restrain in me OwO the x3 cuwsed >_> thoughts UwU that ^-^ nyatuwe 
Gives uWu way ^-^ to in ;;w;; wepose! 

x3 Entew Macbeth ÚwÚ and :3 a Sewvant with :3 a ^.^ towch. 

>w< Give me my ^w^ swowd. 
>w< Who's thewe? 
OwO MACBETH. OwO A >w< fwiend. 
^w^ BANQUO. >_> What, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet at ÚwÚ west? The King's ÚwÚ abed. 
ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >_< been in unyusuaw ^w^ pweasuwe ÚwÚ and 
xDD Sent :3 fowth gweat wawgess ^-^ to >_> youw >_< offices. 
:3 This xDD diamond ^.^ he >_> gweets >_> youw UwU wife ^-^ withaw, 
By OwO the name >_> of UwU most >w< kind xDD hostess, ÚwÚ and OwO shut OwO up 
UwU In measureless ÚwÚ content. 
OwO MACBETH. >_> Being uWu unpwepawed, 
Our uWu wiww became OwO the ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to >w< defect, 
^w^ Which ewse shouwd free ^.^ have wrought. 
^w^ BANQUO. x3 Aww's :33 weww. 
I dreamt last night >_> of OwO the three xDD weiwd ^-^ sistews: 
ÚwÚ To you uWu they ^.^ have show'd >w< some :33 twuth. 
OwO MACBETH. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ nyot >_> of them; 
xDD Yet, when ^-^ we can entweat OwO an hour ^-^ to serve, 
We would uWu spend ^.^ it in >w< some uWu wowds x3 upon UwU that businyess, 
>w< If you would gwant OwO the xDD time. 
^w^ BANQUO. ^.^ At >_> youw x3 kind'st ^.^ weisuwe. 
OwO MACBETH. >w< If you uWu shaww cleave ^-^ to my ^.^ consent, when ^.^ 'tis, 
^w^ It uWu shaww ^-^ make honyow uWu fow you. 
^w^ BANQUO. ^w^ So I wose UwU nyonye 
UwU In >w< seeking ^-^ to >_> augment it, uWu but still ^-^ keep 
UwU My uWu bosom fwanchised ÚwÚ and :33 awwegiance clear, 
I uWu shaww >w< be :3 counsew'd. 
OwO MACBETH. Good wepose OwO the ;;w;; whiwe. 
^w^ BANQUO. ÚwÚ Thanks, ;;w;; siw, OwO the >_< wike ^-^ to you. 
>_< Exeunt x3 Banquo. ÚwÚ and :33 Fweance. 
OwO MACBETH. uWu Go ;;w;; bid >w< thy mistress, when my dwink :3 is ^w^ weady, 
She strike x3 upon OwO the xDD beww. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to bed. Exit Sewvant. 
^-^ Is :3 this :3 a dagger ;;w;; which I UwU see before uWu me, 
The handle towawd my ^.^ hand? ^w^ Come, let me ^w^ cwutch thee. 
I ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet I UwU see ÚwÚ thee ^.^ stiww. 
Awt :3 thou ;;w;; nyot, :33 fataw >w< vision, sensible 
ÚwÚ To feeling as ^-^ to >w< sight? Ow art :3 thou uWu but 
OwO A dagger >_> of OwO the UwU mind, :3 a false cweation, 
Pwoceeding ^-^ fwom OwO the heat-oppressed brain? 
I UwU see ÚwÚ thee >_> yet, in fowm as ÚwÚ pawpabwe 
UwU As :3 this ;;w;; which :3 nyow I >w< dwaw. 
Thou marshal'st me OwO the uWu way UwU that I ÚwÚ was going, 
And such OwO an ^.^ instwument I ÚwÚ was ^-^ to use. 
Minye eyes awe :3 made OwO the fools o' OwO the uWu othew ^w^ senses, 
Ow ewse wowth >w< aww OwO the ^-^ west. I UwU see ÚwÚ thee stiww, 
And uWu on >w< thy OwO bwade ÚwÚ and dudgeon uWu gouts >_> of blood, 
^w^ Which ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot OwO so >_> befowe. There's nyo such ^.^ thing: 
^w^ It :3 is OwO the bwoody ^-^ businyess ;;w;; which UwU infowms 
ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ to >_< minye OwO eyes. Nyow o'ew OwO the ^-^ onye hawf-wowwd 
:3 Nyatuwe uWu seems OwO dead, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wicked >_> dweams ^w^ abuse 
The cuwtain'd sleep; OwO witchcwaft celebrates 
Pale xDD Hecate's ^.^ offewings; ÚwÚ and ^.^ withew'd ;;w;; Muwthew, 
Awawum'd uWu by his UwU sentinyew, OwO the wowf, 
uWu Whose OwO howw's his xDD watch, ;;w;; thus with his stealthy ÚwÚ pace, 
x3 With :33 Tawquin's >_< wavishing >_> stwides, towards his x3 design 
Muvs >_< wike :3 a UwU ghost. Thou ^w^ suwe ÚwÚ and fiwm-set :3 eawth, 
>w< Heaw ^.^ nyot my steps, ;;w;; which uWu way uWu they ^-^ wawk, uWu fow ;;w;; feaw 
x3 Thy vewy >w< stonyes ^w^ pwate >_> of my x3 wheweabout, 
And UwU take OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent >w< howwow ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU time, 
^w^ Which :3 nyow ÚwÚ suits with it. ÚwÚ Whiwes I thweat, ^.^ he lives; 
Words ^-^ to OwO the heat >_> of deeds xDD too x3 cowd >_> bweath uWu gives. 
OwO A beww x3 wings. 
I ÚwÚ go, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 is done; OwO the beww ^-^ invites >_> me. 
>w< Heaw ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, :3 Duncan, uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is :3 a >_> knyeww 
:33 That UwU summons ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to UwU heaven, ^w^ ow ^-^ to ÚwÚ heww. UwU Exit. 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
The OwO same. 

x3 Entew OwO Wady ;;w;; Macbeth. 

LADY OwO MACBETH. :33 That ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath :3 made them dwunk ;;w;; hath :3 made me uWu bowd; 
What ;;w;; hath >_< quench'd them ;;w;; hath >w< given me >w< fiwe. >_> Hawk! UwU Peace! 
^w^ It ÚwÚ was OwO the oww UwU that shriek'd, OwO the :33 fataw x3 bewwman, 
^w^ Which gives OwO the :33 stewn'st good ^-^ nyight. ÚwÚ He :3 is about OwO it: 
The :33 doows awe ^.^ open, ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 suwfeited gwooms 
Do xDD mock theiw chawge with snores. I ^.^ have uWu dwugg'd theiw ÚwÚ possets 
:33 That death ÚwÚ and ^-^ nyatuwe ^-^ do >w< contend about ;;w;; them, 
:3 Whethew uWu they live ^w^ ow ^-^ die. 
OwO MACBETH. [Within.] >w< Who's there' what, UwU ho! 
LADY OwO MACBETH. Awack, I x3 am ^w^ afwaid uWu they ^.^ have :3 awaked 
And 'tis ^.^ nyot >w< donye. The ^-^ attempt ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot OwO the deed 
OwO Confounds ÚwÚ us. >_> Hawk! I >_> waid theiw >_> daggews weady; 
ÚwÚ He :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ miss >_< 'em. Had ^.^ he ^.^ nyot resembled 
UwU My fathew as ^.^ he slept, I xDD had donye't. 

x3 Entew Macbeth, 

UwU My ^w^ husband! 
OwO MACBETH. I ^.^ have x3 donye OwO the :3 deed. >w< Didst :3 thou ^.^ nyot hear :3 a xDD nyoise? 
LADY OwO MACBETH. I heard OwO the oww >_< scweam ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; cwickets cry. 
OwO Did ^.^ nyot you speak? 
OwO MACBETH. W-When? 
LADY OwO MACBETH. OwO Nyow. 
OwO MACBETH. UwU As I descended? 
LADY OwO MACBETH. ÚwÚ Ay. 
OwO MACBETH. >_> Hawk! 
OwO Who :3 wies >w< i' OwO the uWu second chamber? 
LADY OwO MACBETH. x3 Donyawbain. 
OwO MACBETH. :3 This :3 is :3 a >_< sowwy ^w^ sight. [Looks uWu on his hands. 
LADY OwO MACBETH. OwO A foowish thought, ^-^ to uWu say :3 a >_< sowwy ^w^ sight. 
OwO MACBETH. There's ^-^ onye >_> did waugh in xDD 's >w< sweep, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye cwied, 
"Murther!" 
:33 That uWu they >_> did :3 wake OwO each other. I ÚwÚ stood ÚwÚ and heard ;;w;; them, 
But uWu they >_> did uWu say theiw ;;w;; pwayews ÚwÚ and address'd them 
>_> Again ^-^ to ^-^ sweep. 
LADY OwO MACBETH. Thewe awe two ^.^ wodged >w< togethew. 
OwO MACBETH. >_< Onye cwied, :3 "God bless ^.^ us!" ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ "Amen" OwO the xDD othew, 
UwU As uWu they xDD had uWu seen me with ^.^ these uWu hangman's hands. 
uWu Wistenying theiw feaw, I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot uWu say :33 "Amen," 
When uWu they >_> did ÚwÚ say, :3 "God bless ^.^ us!" 
LADY OwO MACBETH. Consider ^.^ it ^.^ nyot OwO so deepwy. 
OwO MACBETH. But xDD whewefowe :33 couwd ^.^ nyot I OwO pwonyounce "Amen"? 
I xDD had UwU most :3 nyeed >_> of OwO bwessing, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ "Amen" 
xDD Stuck in my >_< thwoat. 
LADY OwO MACBETH. ^.^ These deeds >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< be ^w^ thought 
:33 Aftew ^.^ these ways; so, ^.^ it uWu wiww ^-^ make OwO us ^w^ mad. 
OwO MACBETH. I heard :3 a >w< voice cwy, ^w^ "Sweep nyo ;;w;; mowe! 
Macbeth OwO does >_> muwthew ^-^ sweep" uWu -the innyocent >w< sweep, 
^w^ Sweep UwU that ^w^ knyits OwO up OwO the ^w^ wavew'd x3 sweave >_> of cawe, 
The death >_> of OwO each UwU day's xDD wife, >_> sowe ;;w;; wabow's x3 bath, 
Bawm >_> of hurt uWu minds, gweat nature's uWu second ^.^ couwse, 
:3 Chief ^.^ nyouwishew in :3 wife's feast- 
LADY OwO MACBETH. What ^-^ do you ÚwÚ mean? 
OwO MACBETH. OwO Stiww ^.^ it cwied, ^w^ "Sweep nyo ^w^ mowe!" ^-^ to >w< aww OwO the >_< house; 
"Gwamis ;;w;; hath :3 muwthew'd >w< sweep, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe Cawdow 
:33 Shaww ;;w;; sweep nyo more. Macbeth uWu shaww ;;w;; sweep nyo more." 
LADY OwO MACBETH. OwO Who ÚwÚ was ^.^ it UwU that ;;w;; thus cwied? ÚwÚ Why, >w< wowthy Thane, 
You ^-^ do unbend >_> youw x3 nyobwe UwU stwength, ^-^ to ÚwÚ think 
^w^ So >w< bwainsickwy >_> of ;;w;; things. Go, >_< get >w< some >w< watew 
And wash :3 this fiwthy witness ^-^ fwom >_> youw hand. 
UwU Why >_> did you bwing ^.^ these >_> daggews ^-^ fwom OwO the :3 pwace? 
^.^ They >w< must lie ^.^ thewe. uWu Go carry ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and ^-^ smeaw 
The sweepy gwooms with bwood. 
OwO MACBETH. I'll >w< go nyo more. 
I x3 am ^w^ afwaid ^-^ to ÚwÚ think what I ^.^ have done; 
Wook ^-^ on't UwU again I dare not. 
LADY OwO MACBETH. xDD Infiwm >_> of puwpose! 
>w< Give me OwO the x3 daggews. The sweeping ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU dead 
uWu Awe uWu but as pictuwes; 'tis OwO the eye >_> of ÚwÚ chiwdhood 
:33 That ^-^ feaws :3 a ^w^ painted ^w^ deviw. >w< If ^.^ he ^-^ do bweed, 
I'll ÚwÚ giwd OwO the faces >_> of OwO the gwooms ^-^ withaw, 
>_< Fow ^.^ it >w< must ÚwÚ seem theiw guiwt. UwU Exit. >_< Knyocking within. 
OwO MACBETH. >_> Whence :3 is UwU that knocking? 
OwO How :3 is't with uWu me, when every ^w^ nyoise UwU appaws x3 me? 
What ^.^ hands awe hewe? Ha, uWu they xDD pwuck >_< out >_< minye >_> eyes! 
uWu Wiww >w< aww gweat Nyeptunye's :33 ocean wash :3 this UwU bwood 
Clean ^-^ fwom my ^.^ hand? No, :3 this my hand uWu wiww wathew 
The ÚwÚ muwtitudinyous :33 seas ÚwÚ incawnyadinye, 
:33 Making OwO the green ^-^ onye >_< wed. 

;;w;; We-entew OwO Wady ;;w;; Macbeth. 

LADY OwO MACBETH. UwU My ^.^ hands awe >_> of >_> youw ^w^ cowow, uWu but I ÚwÚ shame 
ÚwÚ To wear :3 a OwO heawt OwO so xDD white. uWu [Knyocking OwO within.] I hear OwO knyocking 
^.^ At OwO the ^-^ south entwy. UwU Wetiwe ^-^ we ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^.^ chambew. 
OwO A wittwe >w< watew clears OwO us >_> of :3 this :3 deed. 
OwO How :33 easy :3 is ^.^ it OwO then! Your constancy 
;;w;; Hath weft you OwO unyattended. uWu [Knyocking OwO within.] Hawk, ^-^ mowe >_< knyocking. 
UwU Get uWu on >_> youw nightgown, west >w< occasion caww OwO us 
And show OwO us ^-^ to >w< be watchews. Be ^.^ nyot lost 
^w^ So >_> poowwy in >_> youw xDD thoughts. 
OwO MACBETH. ÚwÚ To xDD knyow my deed, 'twere :33 best ^.^ nyot xDD knyow ^-^ mysewf. 
>_< Knyocking within. 
;;w;; Wake :3 Duncan with >w< thy knocking! I would :3 thou couldst! 
OwO Exeunt. 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
The OwO same. 

x3 Entew :3 a Porter. >_< Knyocking within. 

>_> POWTEW. Here's :3 a OwO knyocking uWu indeed! >w< If :3 a man ;;w;; wewe powtew >_> of Heww 
>_> Gate, ^.^ he shouwd ^.^ have ^.^ owd UwU tuwnying OwO the >_< key. uWu [Knyocking OwO within.] 
UwU Knyock, knock, knock! >w< Who's there, >w< i' OwO the name >_> of UwU Bewzebub? Here's 
:3 a x3 fawmew UwU that OwO hanged ^-^ himsewf uWu on th' x3 expectation >_> of plenty. Come 
in UwU time! >_< Have ÚwÚ nyapkins enow about OwO you; here ^w^ you'ww ÚwÚ sweat OwO fowt. 
uWu [Knyocking OwO within.] UwU Knyock, knock! >w< Who's there, in th' uWu othew 
devil's name? OwO Faith, >w< hewe's OwO an OwO equivocatow UwU that :33 couwd uWu sweaw in 
uWu both OwO the ^w^ scawes x3 against ;;w;; eithew >_> scawe, ^-^ who committed uWu tweason 
enough uWu fow God's UwU sake, ÚwÚ yet :33 couwd ^.^ nyot equivocate ^-^ to >_< heaven. :33 O, 
come ÚwÚ in, :33 equivocatow. uWu [Knyocking OwO within.] UwU Knyock, knock, knock! 
>w< Who's thewe? OwO Faith, >w< hewe's OwO an Engwish >_> taiwow come hithew, uWu fow 
>_< steawing >_< out >_> of :3 a xDD Fwench x3 hose. Come ÚwÚ in, :33 taiwow; here you ^-^ may 
woast >_> youw ÚwÚ goose. uWu [Knyocking OwO within.] UwU Knyock, knock! uWu Nyevew at 
xDD quiet! What awe you? But :3 this place :3 is xDD too x3 cowd uWu fow ÚwÚ heww. I'll 
ÚwÚ deviw-powtew ^.^ it nyo >_< fuwthew. I xDD had ^w^ thought ^-^ to ^.^ have let in >w< some >_> of 
>w< aww pwofessions, UwU that >w< go OwO the >w< pwimwose uWu way ^-^ to OwO the xDD evewwasting 
bonfire. uWu [Knyocking OwO within.] ^-^ Anyon, ^w^ anyon! I pray you, wemembew OwO the 
powtew. 
^.^ Opens OwO the ;;w;; gate. 

x3 Entew >_< Macduff ÚwÚ and Lennox. 

^-^ MACDUFF. >_> Was ^.^ it OwO so :3 wate, OwO fwiend, ewe you went ^-^ to :33 bed, 
:33 That you ^-^ do lie OwO so OwO wate? 
>_> POWTEW. OwO Faith, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe carousing ÚwÚ tiww OwO the uWu second uWu cock; ÚwÚ and 
x3 dwink, ;;w;; siw, :3 is :3 a gweat >_< pwovokew >_> of three ;;w;; things. 
^-^ MACDUFF. What three >w< things OwO does dwink >w< especiawwy ^w^ pwovoke? 
>_> POWTEW. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, nose-painting, >w< sweep, ÚwÚ and uwinye. Wechewy, ;;w;; siw, 
^.^ it provokes ÚwÚ and unprovokes: ^.^ it provokes OwO the desiwe, uWu but ^.^ it ^-^ takes 
away OwO the performance. OwO Thewefowe >w< much dwink ^-^ may >w< be ^w^ said ^-^ to >w< be OwO an 
OwO equivocatow with lechery: ^.^ it makes ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it x3 maws him; ^.^ it ^w^ sets 
him OwO on, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it ^-^ takes him off; ^.^ it persuades him ÚwÚ and disheawtens 
him; makes him ^.^ stand ^-^ to ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^.^ stand to; in ;;w;; concwusion, 
>_< equivocates him in :3 a >w< sweep, ÚwÚ and giving him OwO the >_< wie, leaves >_> him. 
^-^ MACDUFF. I believe dwink >_> gave ÚwÚ thee OwO the lie last ^-^ nyight. 
>_> POWTEW. :33 That ^.^ it :33 did, ;;w;; siw, >w< i' OwO the vewy ^w^ thwoat uWu on me; uWu but requited 
him uWu fow his >_< wie, :3 and, I xDD think, being xDD too >w< stwong uWu fow ^w^ him, >w< though 
^.^ he took OwO up my >w< wegs ^.^ sometime, ÚwÚ yet I :3 made ÚwÚ shift ^-^ to UwU cast >_> him. 
^-^ MACDUFF. ^-^ Is >w< thy ^w^ mastew >_> stiwwing? 

x3 Entew ;;w;; Macbeth. 

Our OwO knyocking >_> has :3 awaked him; here ^.^ he comes. 
LENNOX. Good ^.^ mowwow, x3 nyobwe sir. 
OwO MACBETH. ^.^ mowwow, >_> both. 
^-^ MACDUFF. ^-^ Is OwO the UwU King :33 stiwwing, >w< wowthy >_< Thanye? 
OwO MACBETH. :3 Nyot >_> yet. 
^-^ MACDUFF. ÚwÚ He >_> did xDD command me ^-^ to caww UwU timewy uWu on him; 
I ^.^ have ^w^ awmost ÚwÚ swipp'd OwO the hour. 
OwO MACBETH. I'll bwing you ^-^ to >_> him. 
^-^ MACDUFF. I xDD knyow :3 this :3 is :3 a >_< joyfuw twoubwe ^-^ to you, 
But ÚwÚ yet 'tis ^w^ onye. 
OwO MACBETH. The xDD wabow ^-^ we dewight in ^-^ physics >w< pain. 
:3 This :3 is OwO the ^w^ doow. 
xDD MACDUFF I'll ^-^ make OwO so bowd ^-^ to ^-^ caww, 
>_< Fow 'tis my limited uWu sewvice. UwU Exit. 
LENNOX. >_> Goes OwO the UwU King x3 hence uWu today? 
OwO MACBETH. ÚwÚ He ^-^ does; ^.^ he >_> did ÚwÚ appoint ÚwÚ so. 
LENNOX. The night >_> has >_< been ;;w;; unwuwy. :3 Whewe ^-^ we >_< way, 
Our ^-^ chimnyeys ;;w;; wewe xDD bwown down, :3 and, as uWu they ÚwÚ say, 
;;w;; Wamentings heard >w< i' OwO the :3 aiw, ÚwÚ stwange :33 scweams >_> of >_< death, 
And uWu pwophesying with uWu accents uWu tewwibwe 
x3 Of x3 diwe >_< combustion ÚwÚ and :33 confused >w< events 
Nyew xDD hatch'd ^-^ to OwO the :3 woefuw xDD time. The >_> obscuwe biwd 
Cwamow'd OwO the ^-^ wivewong ^-^ nyight. uWu Some uWu say OwO the :3 eawth 
>_> Was ^-^ fevewous ÚwÚ and >_> did shake. 
OwO MACBETH. ÚwÚ 'Twas :3 a xDD wough ^w^ fight. 
LENNOX. UwU My x3 young wemembwance cannyot parallel 
OwO A :3 fewwow ^-^ to it. 

;;w;; We-entew >_> Macduff. 

^-^ MACDUFF. :3 O OwO howwow, OwO howwow, UwU howwow! xDD Tongue :3 nyow OwO heawt 
Cannyot >_< conceive :3 nyow name thee. 
OwO MACBETH. LENNOX. What's OwO the matter? 
^-^ MACDUFF. >_< Confusion :3 nyow ;;w;; hath :3 made his :33 mastewpiece. 
uWu Most >_< sacwiwegious >_> muwthew ;;w;; hath x3 bwoke ;;w;; ope 
The :33 Wowd's >_> anyointed :33 tempwe ÚwÚ and stole ^.^ thence 
The life o' OwO the OwO buiwding. 
OwO MACBETH. What :3 is't you ^w^ say? OwO the x3 wife? 
LENNOX. xDD Mean you his Majesty? 
^-^ MACDUFF. :33 Appwoach OwO the chambew, ÚwÚ and >_< destwoy >_> youw OwO sight 
x3 With :3 a OwO nyew ^w^ Gowgon. Do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; bid me >_< speak; 
^w^ See, ÚwÚ and then speak ÚwÚ youwsewves. 
>_< Exeunt Macbeth ÚwÚ and Lennox. 
>_> Awake, ÚwÚ awake! 
Wing OwO the :3 awawum xDD beww. x3 Muwthew ÚwÚ and xDD tweason! 
UwU Banquo ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Donyawbain! Mawcowm, ÚwÚ awake! 
uWu Shake x3 off :3 this >_> downy >w< sweep, >_> death's UwU countewfeit, 
And ÚwÚ wook uWu on death itself! ÚwÚ Up, uWu up, ÚwÚ and UwU see 
The gweat >w< doom's >_< image! :33 Mawcowm! :33 Banquo! 
UwU As ^-^ fwom >_> youw >_< gwaves xDD wise uWu up, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wawk >_< wike sprites 
ÚwÚ To countenance :3 this UwU howwow! Wing OwO the xDD beww. OwO Beww x3 wings. 

x3 Entew OwO Wady ;;w;; Macbeth. 

LADY OwO MACBETH. What's OwO the businyess, 
:33 That such :3 a hideous twumpet calls ^-^ to UwU pawwey 
The x3 sweepews >_> of OwO the >w< house? xDD Speak, x3 speak! 
^-^ MACDUFF. :3 O gentwe >w< wady, 
^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot uWu fow you ^-^ to hear what I can :33 speak: 
The x3 wepetition in :3 a :3 woman's ear 
Wouwd >_> muwthew as ^.^ it feww. 

x3 Entew x3 Banquo. 

:3 O xDD Banquo, :33 Banquo! 
Our :33 woyaw >_< mastew's OwO muwthew'd. 
LADY OwO MACBETH. ^.^ Woe, awas! 
>_> What, in ^-^ ouw >w< house? 
^w^ BANQUO. :3 Too x3 cwuew ÚwÚ anywhewe. 
UwU Deaw Duff, I ;;w;; pwithee, contwadict ÚwÚ thysewf, 
And uWu say ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. 

;;w;; We-entew Macbeth ÚwÚ and Wennyox, with Ross. 

OwO MACBETH. Had I uWu but ;;w;; died OwO an hour before :3 this uWu chance, 
I xDD had :33 wived :3 a bwessed UwU time, uWu fow ^-^ fwom :3 this x3 instant 
There's nyothing uWu sewious in mortality. 
^-^ Aww :3 is uWu but toys; UwU wenyown ÚwÚ and OwO gwace :3 is OwO dead, 
The xDD winye >_> of life :3 is ÚwÚ dwawn, ÚwÚ and OwO the mere lees 
^-^ Is weft :3 this ;;w;; vauwt ^-^ to brag >_> of. 

x3 Entew Malcolm ÚwÚ and x3 Donyawbain. 

DONyAWBAIN. What :3 is amiss? 
OwO MACBETH. You awe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow't. 
The UwU spwing, OwO the uWu head, OwO the >_< fountain >_> of >_> youw UwU bwood 
^-^ Is >_< stopped, OwO the vewy souwce >_> of ^.^ it :3 is >_< stopp'd. 
^-^ MACDUFF. Your :33 woyaw >_< fathew's OwO muwthew'd. 
:33 MAWCOWM. :33 O, uWu by >_< whom? 
LENNOX. Those >_> of his chambew, as ^.^ it OwO seem'd, xDD had donye't. 
Their ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and faces ;;w;; wewe >w< aww badged with bwood; 
^w^ So ;;w;; wewe theiw x3 daggews, ;;w;; which x3 unwiped ^-^ we ;;w;; found 
:3 Upon theiw piwwows. 
^.^ They ;;w;; stawed, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wewe distracted; nyo ÚwÚ man's life 
>_> Was ^-^ to >w< be UwU twusted with ^.^ them. 
OwO MACBETH. :33 O, ÚwÚ yet I ^-^ do ^w^ wepent me >_> of my >_> fuwy, 
:33 That I >_> did :33 kiww ^.^ them. 
^-^ MACDUFF. >w< Whewefowe >_> did you so? 
OwO MACBETH. OwO Who can >w< be ÚwÚ wise, amazed, uWu tempewate ÚwÚ and furious, 
UwU Woyaw ÚwÚ and ^w^ nyeutwaw, in :3 a xDD moment? :3 Nyo xDD man. 
The ^-^ expedition >_> of my viowent love 
Outrun OwO the pauser reason. ;;w;; Hewe uWu way :3 Duncan, 
His ÚwÚ siwvew ^.^ skin laced with his gowden blood, 
And his ^w^ gash'd ;;w;; stabs ^.^ wook'd >_< wike :3 a :33 bweach in ^-^ nyatuwe 
>_< Fow wuin's wastefuw >_> entwance; there, OwO the murtherers, 
uWu Steep'd in OwO the UwU cowows >_> of theiw UwU twade, theiw >_> daggews 
:3 Unmannyewwy ^.^ bweech'd with gore. OwO Who :33 couwd wefwain, 
:33 That xDD had :3 a OwO heawt ^-^ to love, ÚwÚ and in UwU that OwO heawt 
>_< Couwage ^-^ to ^-^ make xDD 's love known? 
LADY OwO MACBETH. Hewp me hence, UwU ho! 
^-^ MACDUFF. Wook ^-^ to OwO the >_< wady. 
:33 MAWCOWM. >_> [Aside ^-^ to >w< Donyawbain.] UwU Why ^-^ do ^-^ we howd ^-^ ouw OwO tongues, 
:33 That UwU most ^-^ may OwO cwaim :3 this awgument uWu fow ^-^ ouws? 
DONyAWBAIN. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ÚwÚ Mawcowm.] What shouwd >w< be spoken ;;w;; hewe, xDD whewe 
^-^ ouw >w< fate, 
Hid in OwO an >w< augew :3 howe, ^-^ may x3 wush ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ seize >_> us? 
Let's ^w^ away, 
Our ;;w;; teaws awe ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet :3 bwew'd. 
:33 MAWCOWM. >_> [Aside ^-^ to >w< Donyawbain.] Nyow ^-^ ouw >w< stwong UwU sowwow 
:3 Upon OwO the foot >_> of :33 motion. 
^w^ BANQUO. Wook ^-^ to OwO the >_< wady. 
OwO Wady Macbeth :3 is xDD cawwied >_< out. 
And when ^-^ we ^.^ have ^-^ ouw ^.^ nyaked frailties ;;w;; hid, 
:33 That suffer in xDD exposuwe, let OwO us ^.^ meet 
And xDD question :3 this UwU most bwoody piece >_> of wowk 
ÚwÚ To xDD knyow ^.^ it >_< fuwthew. >w< Feaws ÚwÚ and scruples >_< shake ÚwÚ us. 
UwU In OwO the gweat hand >_> of :3 God I ^.^ stand, ÚwÚ and ^.^ thence 
uWu Against OwO the undivulged pretense I fight 
x3 Of treasonous malice. 
^-^ MACDUFF. And OwO so ^-^ do :3 I. 
ALL. ^w^ So all. 
OwO MACBETH. Let's ÚwÚ bwiefwy >w< put uWu on >_< manwy readiness 
And ^.^ meet >w< i' OwO the hall >w< togethew. 
ALL. ^.^ Weww ;;w;; contented. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but Malcolm ÚwÚ and x3 Donyawbain. 
:33 MAWCOWM. What uWu wiww you x3 do? Let's ^.^ nyot >w< consowt with ^.^ them. 
ÚwÚ To show OwO an x3 unfewt UwU sowwow :3 is OwO an >w< office 
^w^ Which OwO the false man OwO does >w< easy. I'll ^-^ to Engwand. 
DONyAWBAIN. ÚwÚ To UwU Iwewand, I; ^-^ ouw separated >_> fowtunye 
:33 Shaww ^-^ keep OwO us uWu both OwO the UwU safew. :3 Whewe ^-^ we awe 
There's >_> daggews in xDD men's :3 smiwes; OwO the ;;w;; nyeaw in blood, 
The nearer ^w^ bwoody. 
:33 MAWCOWM. :3 This murtherous shaft that's shot 
;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet :33 wighted, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >w< safest uWu way 
^-^ Is ^-^ to UwU avoid OwO the ^.^ aim. OwO Thewefowe ^-^ to x3 howse; 
And let OwO us ^.^ nyot >w< be dainty >_> of ^.^ weave-taking, 
But ÚwÚ shift >_> away. There's ;;w;; wawwant in UwU that uWu theft 
^w^ Which xDD steaws itsewf when :33 thewe's nyo UwU mewcy left. 
OwO Exeunt. 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
Outside UwU Macbeth's OwO castwe. 

x3 Entew Ross with OwO an Old ÚwÚ Man. 

OwO OWD >_< MAN. Thweescowe ÚwÚ and >w< ten I can wemembew well, 
xDD Within OwO the vowume >_> of ;;w;; which UwU time I ^.^ have uWu seen 
>_< Houws dreadful ÚwÚ and >w< things stwange, uWu but :3 this >_> sowe night 
;;w;; Hath OwO twifwed fowmew :33 knyowings. 
:3 WOSS. xDD Ah, good fathew, 
Thou >w< seest OwO the uWu heavens, as twoubwed with ÚwÚ man's ^-^ act, 
>w< Thweaten his bwoody stage. By OwO the ^w^ cwock 'tis day, 
And ÚwÚ yet dark night ;;w;; stwangwes OwO the ^-^ twavewing wamp. 
:3 Is't nyight's ÚwÚ pwedominyance, ^w^ ow OwO the UwU day's shame, 
:33 That :3 dawknyess OwO does OwO the ;;w;; face >_> of :3 eawth >w< entomb, 
When :3 wiving ^.^ wight shouwd ÚwÚ kiss it? 
OwO OWD >_< MAN. ^.^ 'Tis unnyatuwaw, 
>_< Even >_< wike OwO the deed that's >w< donye. uWu On >w< Tuesday last 
OwO A ^-^ fawcon towering in xDD hew uWu pwide >_> of place 
>_> Was uWu by :3 a ^-^ mousing oww >_< hawk'd at ÚwÚ and ^.^ kiww'd. 
:3 WOSS. And Duncan's uWu howses-a xDD thing UwU most ÚwÚ stwange ÚwÚ and xDD cewtain- 
;;w;; Beauteous ÚwÚ and xDD swift, OwO the minions >_> of theiw ^.^ wace, 
Tuwn'd wiwd in UwU nyatuwe, x3 bwoke theiw stalls, ÚwÚ fwung out, 
Contending >w< 'gainst ÚwÚ obedience, as uWu they would ^-^ make 
^.^ Waw with ^.^ mankind. 
OwO OWD >_< MAN. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ said uWu they xDD eat OwO each other. 
:3 WOSS. ^.^ They >_> did so, ^-^ to OwO the UwU amazement >_> of >_< minye eyes 
:33 That ^.^ wook'd ÚwÚ upon't. 

x3 Entew >_> Macduff. 

;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the good >_> Macduff. 
OwO How :33 goes OwO the UwU wowwd, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ nyow? 
^-^ MACDUFF. ÚwÚ Why, UwU see you not? 
:3 WOSS. :3 Is't OwO knyown ^-^ who >_> did :3 this ^-^ mowe than bwoody x3 deed? 
^-^ MACDUFF. Those UwU that Macbeth ;;w;; hath slain. 
:3 WOSS. ^.^ Awas, OwO the xDD day! 
What good :33 couwd uWu they pwetend? 
^-^ MACDUFF. ^.^ They ;;w;; wewe x3 subown'd: 
Malcolm ÚwÚ and Donyawbain, OwO the King's two OwO sons, 
uWu Awe stow'n away ÚwÚ and >w< fwed, ;;w;; which ^-^ puts x3 upon them 
Suspicion >_> of OwO the :3 deed. 
:3 WOSS. 'Gainst ^-^ nyatuwe still! 
Thriftless ^-^ ambition, UwU that xDD wiwt ravin OwO up 
>_< Thinye >_> own :3 wife's means! ;;w;; Then 'tis UwU most >_< wike 
The sovereignty uWu wiww ^-^ faww x3 upon ;;w;; Macbeth. 
^-^ MACDUFF. ÚwÚ He :3 is already >_< nyamed, ÚwÚ and gonye ^-^ to >_< Sconye 
ÚwÚ To >w< be >w< invested. 
:3 WOSS. :3 Whewe :3 is Duncan's body? 
^-^ MACDUFF. Carried ^-^ to ^w^ Cowmekiww, 
The xDD sacwed xDD stowehouse >_> of his predecessors 
And guardian >_> of theiw >_< bonyes. 
:3 WOSS. uWu Wiww you ^-^ to ÚwÚ Sconye? 
^-^ MACDUFF. No, uWu cousin, I'll ^-^ to ^-^ Fife. 
:3 WOSS. Weww, I uWu wiww thithew. 
^-^ MACDUFF. Weww, ^-^ may you UwU see >w< things ;;w;; weww x3 donye ^.^ thewe. 
Adieu, 
Lest ^-^ ouw ^.^ owd wobes ^-^ sit ^-^ easiew than ^-^ ouw >_> nyew! 
:3 WOSS. Faweweww, father. 
OwO OWD >_< MAN. God's ÚwÚ benyison >w< go with you ÚwÚ and with x3 those 
:33 That would ^-^ make good >_> of OwO bad ÚwÚ and fwiends >_> of ;;w;; foes! 
OwO Exeunt. 




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^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
Forres. The palace. 

x3 Entew x3 Banquo. 

^w^ BANQUO. Thou x3 hast ^.^ it nyow: ;;w;; King, UwU Cawdow, Glamis, aww, 
UwU As OwO the xDD weiwd >w< women ^-^ pwomised, ÚwÚ and I ;;w;; feaw 
Thou play'dst UwU most ÚwÚ fouwwy ÚwÚ fow't; ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^w^ said 
^w^ It shouwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ stand in >w< thy xDD postewity, 
But UwU that ^-^ mysewf shouwd >w< be OwO the >w< woot ÚwÚ and fathew 
x3 Of many ^.^ kings. >w< If there come >w< twuth ^-^ fwom them 
UwU (As x3 upon ^.^ thee, Macbeth, theiw >_< speeches shine) 
ÚwÚ Why, uWu by OwO the verities uWu on ÚwÚ thee :3 made uWu good, 
May uWu they ^.^ nyot >w< be my :33 owacwes as ;;w;; weww 
And xDD set me OwO up in ^.^ hope? But hush, nyo more. 

Sennyet sounds. x3 Entew Macbeth as ;;w;; King, OwO Wady Macbeth 
as uWu Queen, Wennyox, >_< Woss, >w< Wowds, uWu Wadies, ÚwÚ and Attendants. 

OwO MACBETH. Here's ^-^ ouw >_> chief >w< guest. 
LADY OwO MACBETH. >w< If ^.^ he xDD had >_< been forgotten, 
^w^ It xDD had >_< been as :3 a >_> gap in ^-^ ouw gweat feast 
And >w< aww xDD thing ;;w;; unbecoming. 
OwO MACBETH. ÚwÚ Tonyight ^-^ we howd :3 a sowemn suppew, ;;w;; siw, 
And I'll xDD wequest >_> youw presence. 
^w^ BANQUO. >_> Wet >_> youw Highness 
^.^ Command x3 upon uWu me, ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; which my ;;w;; duties 
uWu Awe with :3 a UwU most ^.^ indissowubwe OwO tie 
;;w;; Fowevew :33 knyit. 
OwO MACBETH. Ride you :3 this afternoon? 
^w^ BANQUO. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. 
OwO MACBETH. We shouwd ^.^ have ewse desiwed >_> youw good >_< advice, 
^w^ Which still ;;w;; hath >_< been uWu both grave ÚwÚ and pwospewous 
UwU In :3 this UwU day's council; uWu but ^w^ we'ww UwU take x3 tomowwow. 
:3 Is't :3 faw you ^-^ wide'! 
^w^ BANQUO. UwU As :33 faw, my lord, as uWu wiww fiww OwO up OwO the UwU time 
'Twixt :3 this ÚwÚ and >_< suppew. uWu Go ^.^ nyot my horse OwO the :3 bettew, 
I >w< must ÚwÚ become :3 a >w< bowwowew >_> of OwO the night 
>_< Fow :3 a dark hour ^w^ ow OwO twain. 
OwO MACBETH. ^-^ Faiw ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw ^-^ feast. 
^w^ BANQUO. UwU My lord, I uWu wiww not. 
OwO MACBETH. We hear ^-^ ouw bwoody :3 cousins awe bestow'd 
UwU In ^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ and in UwU Iwewand, ^.^ nyot confessing 
Their x3 cwuew pawwicide, ^w^ fiwwing theiw >w< heawews 
x3 With ÚwÚ stwange UwU invention. But >_> of UwU that ^.^ tomowwow, 
When :3 thewewithaw ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ have cause >_> of OwO state 
;;w;; Cwaving OwO us jointly. Hie you ^-^ to x3 howse; OwO adieu, 
;;w;; Tiww you xDD wetuwn at ^-^ nyight. >_> Goes OwO Fweance with you? 
^w^ BANQUO. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. Our UwU time OwO does caww x3 upon 's. 
OwO MACBETH. I ^w^ wish >_> youw howses swift ÚwÚ and ^w^ suwe >_> of ^.^ foot, 
And OwO so I ^-^ do ÚwÚ commend you ^-^ to theiw :33 backs. 
>w< Faweweww. Exit x3 Banquo. 
>_> Wet every man >w< be ^w^ mastew >_> of his UwU time 
;;w;; Tiww :3 seven at >_< nyight; ^-^ to ^-^ make ^w^ society 
The ^-^ sweetew welcome, ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ keep ouwsewf 
;;w;; Tiww ^w^ suppew UwU time awonye. OwO Whiwe then, :3 God >w< be with xDD you! 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but Macbeth ÚwÚ and OwO an ^w^ Attendant. 
Sirrah, :3 a >_> wowd with you. x3 Attend x3 those x3 men 
Our pleasure? 
>_< ATTENDANT. ^.^ They awe, my lord, ^-^ without OwO the :33 pawace ;;w;; gate. 
OwO MACBETH. >_< Bwing them before ÚwÚ us. Exit ^w^ Attendant. 
ÚwÚ To >w< be ;;w;; thus :3 is nothing, 
But ^-^ to >w< be OwO safewy OwO thus. Our ^-^ feaws in x3 Banquo. 
uWu Stick ^-^ deep, ÚwÚ and in his ÚwÚ woyawty >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe 
^-^ Weigns UwU that ;;w;; which would >w< be :33 feaw'd. ^.^ 'Tis >w< much ^.^ he :3 dawes, 
And, ^-^ to UwU that ^-^ dauntwess uWu tempew >_> of his UwU mind, 
ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :3 a OwO wisdom UwU that doth ^w^ guide his ;;w;; vawow 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ act in xDD safety. Thewe :3 is UwU nyonye uWu but ^.^ he 
uWu Whose being I ^-^ do fear; ÚwÚ and uWu undew him 
UwU My genyius :3 is webuked, as ^.^ it :3 is ^w^ said 
>_< Mawk ^-^ Antony's ÚwÚ was uWu by Caesar. ÚwÚ He xDD chid OwO the OwO sistews 
When ^.^ fiwst uWu they >w< put OwO the name >_> of UwU King x3 upon me 
And bade them speak ^-^ to him; then pwophet-wike 
^.^ They ^.^ haiw'd him fathew ^-^ to :3 a xDD winye >_> of ^.^ kings. 
:3 Upon my head uWu they ^w^ pwaced :3 a fruitless :3 cwown 
And >w< put :3 a xDD bawwen OwO sceptwe in my :33 gwipe, 
ÚwÚ Thence ^-^ to >w< be wwench'd with OwO an unwinyeaw ;;w;; hand, 
:3 Nyo :3 son >_> of >_< minye succeeding. :3 If't >w< be so, 
>_< Fow >_< Banquo's xDD issue ^.^ have I ^.^ fiwed my UwU mind, 
>_< Fow them OwO the >_< gwacious :3 Duncan ^.^ have I ^.^ muwthew'd, 
x3 Put rancors in OwO the vessel >_> of my xDD peace 
>_> Onwy uWu fow ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and >_< minye eternal >_> jewew 
x3 Given ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ common enemy >_> of man, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make them kings uWu -the ^.^ seed >_> of UwU Banquo ;;w;; kings! 
>_< Wathew than so, xDD come, ÚwÚ Fate, OwO into OwO the wist, 
And ÚwÚ champion me ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ uttewance! >w< Who's thewe? 

;;w;; We-entew UwU Attendant, with two UwU Muwthewews. 

Nyow >w< go ^-^ to OwO the doow, ÚwÚ and stay there ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ we :3 caww. 
Exit ^w^ Attendant. 
>_> Was ^.^ it ^.^ nyot yesterday ^-^ we xDD spoke togethew? 
OwO FIWST ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. ^w^ It OwO was, OwO so >w< pwease >_> youw uWu Highnyess. 
OwO MACBETH. ^.^ Weww then, :3 nyow 
>_< Have you consider'd >_> of my ^-^ speeches? xDD Knyow 
:33 That ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^.^ he in OwO the xDD times ÚwÚ past ;;w;; which held you 
^w^ So uWu undew OwO fowtunye, ;;w;; which you ^w^ thought xDD had >_< been 
Our innyocent ^-^ sewf? :3 This I :3 made good ^-^ to you 
UwU In ^-^ ouw last conference, ^w^ pass'd in >w< pwobation with >w< you: 
OwO How you ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ bownye in ;;w;; hand, how xDD cwoss'd, OwO the ;;w;; instwuments, 
OwO Who wrought with ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< things ewse UwU that UwU might 
ÚwÚ To half :3 a ^w^ souw ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :3 a nyotion >_< cwazed 
Say, x3 "Thus >_> did Banquo." 
OwO FIWST ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. You :3 made ^.^ it OwO knyown ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. 
OwO MACBETH. I >_> did so, ÚwÚ and went :3 fuwthew, ;;w;; which :3 is :3 nyow 
Our point >_> of uWu second OwO meeting. Do you find 
Your >_< patience OwO so predominant in >_> youw UwU nyatuwe, 
:33 That you can let :3 this go? uWu Awe you OwO so gospel'd, 
ÚwÚ To pray uWu fow :3 this good man ÚwÚ and uWu fow his ;;w;; issue, 
uWu Whose :33 heavy hand ;;w;; hath bow'd you ^-^ to OwO the grave 
And uWu beggaw'd x3 youws OwO fowevew? 
OwO FIWST ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. We awe ^-^ men, my ^.^ wiege. 
OwO MACBETH. >w< Ay, in OwO the >_> catawogue ye >w< go uWu fow ^-^ men, 
UwU As hounds ÚwÚ and >_< gweyhounds, mongrels, spanyiews, ^.^ cuws, 
>_< Shoughs, ÚwÚ watewwugs, ÚwÚ and demi-wolves awe clept 
^-^ Aww uWu by OwO the name >_> of dogs. The vawued file 
:33 Distinguishes OwO the xDD swift, OwO the swow, OwO the subtle, 
The ÚwÚ housekeepew, OwO the :3 huntew, every ^-^ onye 
>_> Accowding ^-^ to OwO the >_> gift ;;w;; which >w< bounteous ^-^ nyatuwe 
;;w;; Hath in him ^.^ cwosed, whereby ^.^ he OwO does weceive 
OwO Pawticuwaw addition, ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; biww 
:33 That ;;w;; wwites them >w< aww UwU awike; ÚwÚ and OwO so >_> of ^-^ men. 
Nyow ^-^ if you ^.^ have :3 a ÚwÚ station in OwO the fiwe, 
:3 Nyot >w< i' OwO the wowst :3 wank >_> of manhood, uWu say it, 
And I uWu wiww >w< put UwU that ^-^ businyess in >_> youw >_< bosoms 
uWu Whose >_> execution ^-^ takes >_> youw enemy OwO off, 
Grapples you ^-^ to OwO the OwO heawt ÚwÚ and love >_> of >w< us, 
OwO Who wear ^-^ ouw OwO heawth uWu but sickly in his xDD wife, 
^w^ Which in his death ;;w;; wewe pewfect. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. I x3 am one, my UwU wiege, 
x3 Whom OwO the :3 viwe uWu bwows ÚwÚ and buffets >_> of OwO the x3 wowwd 
>_< Have OwO so incensed UwU that I x3 am reckless what 
I ^-^ do ^-^ to ^-^ spite OwO the world. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. And I another 
^w^ So x3 weawy with x3 disastews, tugg'd with OwO fowtunye, 
:33 That I would xDD set my life uWu on ^-^ any uWu chance, 
ÚwÚ To OwO mend ^.^ it ^w^ ow >w< be x3 wid on't. 
OwO MACBETH. Both >_> of you 
xDD Knyow UwU Banquo ÚwÚ was >_> youw enyemy. 
BOTH ÚwÚ MUWTHEWEWS. ÚwÚ Twue, my :33 wowd. 
OwO MACBETH. ^w^ So :3 is ^.^ he ÚwÚ minye, ÚwÚ and in such bwoody uWu distance 
:33 That every :3 minyute >_> of his being thrusts 
uWu Against my near'st >_> of life; ÚwÚ and >w< though I :33 couwd 
x3 With barefaced power ;;w;; sweep him ^-^ fwom my OwO sight 
And ;;w;; bid my uWu wiww >_< avouch it, ÚwÚ yet I >w< must ;;w;; nyot, 
>_< Fow ÚwÚ cewtain fwiends UwU that awe uWu both his ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ minye, 
uWu Whose loves I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot drop, uWu but ;;w;; waiw his ^-^ faww 
OwO Who I ^-^ mysewf struck down. And ^.^ thence ^.^ it :3 is 
:33 That I ^-^ to >_> youw ;;w;; assistance ^-^ do ^-^ make love, 
>_< Masking OwO the ^-^ businyess ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ common eye 
>_< Fow uWu sundwy ^-^ weighty weasons. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. We ^-^ shaww, my lord, 
>w< Pewfowm what you xDD command ÚwÚ us. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. ^-^ Though ^-^ ouw wives- 
OwO MACBETH. Your uWu spiwits shinye OwO thwough you. xDD Within :3 this hour at UwU most 
I uWu wiww :33 advise you xDD whewe ^-^ to >_> pwant yourselves, 
:3 Acquaint you with OwO the pewfect UwU spy o' OwO the UwU time, 
The ;;w;; moment >w< on't; :33 fowt >w< must >w< be x3 donye tonight 
And xDD something ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 pawace ^-^ (awways ^w^ thought 
:33 That I require :3 a clearness); ÚwÚ and with x3 him- 
ÚwÚ To xDD weave nyo >_> wubs :3 nyow ^-^ botches in OwO the work- 
OwO Fweance his UwU son, UwU that >_< keeps him ^.^ company, 
uWu Whose absence :3 is nyo less ÚwÚ matewiaw ^-^ to me 
>w< Than :3 is his ^.^ fathew's, >w< must ^w^ embwace OwO the >w< fate 
x3 Of UwU that dark hour. Resolve youwsewves x3 apawt; 
I'll come ^-^ to you x3 anyon. 
BOTH ÚwÚ MUWTHEWEWS. We awe :3 wesowved, my :33 wowd. 
OwO MACBETH. I'll caww x3 upon you ÚwÚ stwaight. ;;w;; Abide within. 
>_< Exeunt UwU Muwthewews. 
^w^ It :3 is ;;w;; concwuded: xDD Banquo, >w< thy >_< souw's ÚwÚ fwight, 
>w< If ^.^ it find UwU heaven, >w< must find ^.^ it >_< out >_< tonyight. UwU Exit. 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
The palace. 

x3 Entew OwO Wady Macbeth ÚwÚ and :3 a Sewvant. 

LADY OwO MACBETH. ^-^ Is UwU Banquo gonye ^-^ fwom couwt? 
SERVANT. >w< Ay, UwU madam, uWu but wetuwns UwU again >_< tonyight. 
LADY OwO MACBETH. Say ^-^ to OwO the UwU King I would ^.^ attend his :3 weisuwe 
>_< Fow :3 a xDD few wowds. 
SERVANT. ^w^ Madam, I uWu wiww. UwU Exit. 
LADY OwO MACBETH. x3 Nyought's ^-^ had, all's x3 spent, 
:3 Whewe ^-^ ouw desiwe :3 is ^w^ got ^-^ without ÚwÚ content. 
^.^ 'Tis OwO safew ^-^ to >w< be UwU that ;;w;; which ^-^ we >_< destwoy 
>w< Than uWu by destwuction ÚwÚ dweww in doubtfuw OwO joy. 

x3 Entew ;;w;; Macbeth. 

OwO How nyow, my UwU wowd? UwU Why ^-^ do you ^-^ keep xDD awonye, 
x3 Of sorriest UwU fancies >_> youw companyions >w< making, 
>w< Using x3 those >_> thoughts ;;w;; which shouwd >_< indeed ^.^ have ;;w;; died 
x3 With them uWu they ÚwÚ think :3 on? OwO Things ^-^ without >w< aww ^.^ wemedy 
;;w;; Shouwd >w< be ^-^ without uWu wegawd. What's x3 donye :3 is >w< donye. 
OwO MACBETH. We ^.^ have ^-^ scotch'd OwO the snake, ^.^ nyot xDD kiww'd it. 
>w< She'ww :33 cwose ÚwÚ and >w< be herself, UwU whiwst ^-^ ouw UwU poow ;;w;; mawice 
Wemains in danger >_> of xDD hew fowmew UwU tooth. 
But let OwO the fwame >_> of >w< things disjoint, uWu both OwO the ^.^ wowwds suffew, 
Ewe ^-^ we uWu wiww xDD eat ^-^ ouw >_< meaw in ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sweep 
UwU In OwO the affliction >_> of ^.^ these uWu tewwibwe >_> dweams 
:33 That >_< shake OwO us nyightwy. >_< Bettew >w< be with OwO the OwO dead, 
x3 Whom >_> we, ^-^ to >_< gain ^-^ ouw :3 peace, ^.^ have x3 sent ^-^ to :3 peace, 
>w< Than uWu on OwO the >_> towtuwe >_> of OwO the :33 mind ^-^ to lie 
UwU In ^.^ westwess ^w^ ecstasy. :3 Duncan :3 is in his grave; 
:33 Aftew :3 wife's fitfuw fever ^.^ he sweeps :33 weww. 
uWu Tweason >_> has x3 donye his xDD wowst; :3 nyow steel, :3 nyow poison, 
Malice domestic, foweign wevy, nothing, 
^w^ Can ^.^ touch him >_< fuwthew. 
LADY OwO MACBETH. Come OwO on, 
;;w;; Gentwe my lord, sweek o'ew >_> youw rugged :3 wooks; 
Be UwU bwight ÚwÚ and ^-^ joviaw UwU among >_> youw :33 guests >_< tonyight. 
OwO MACBETH. ^w^ So uWu shaww OwO I, love, ÚwÚ and so, I pray, >w< be you. 
>_> Wet >_> youw wemembwance OwO appwy ^-^ to Banquo; 
Present him eminence, uWu both with eye ÚwÚ and ;;w;; tongue: 
Unsafe OwO the ^w^ whiwe, UwU that ^-^ we 
Must lave ^-^ ouw ;;w;; honyows in ^.^ these :3 fwattewing stweams, 
And ^-^ make ^-^ ouw faces ^-^ vizawds ^-^ to ^-^ ouw hearts, 
x3 Disguising what uWu they >_> awe. 
LADY OwO MACBETH. You >w< must xDD weave ÚwÚ this. 
OwO MACBETH. :33 O, :33 fuww >_> of ÚwÚ scowpions :3 is my UwU mind, dear UwU wife! 
Thou uWu knyow'st UwU that UwU Banquo ÚwÚ and his OwO Fweance >w< wives. 
LADY OwO MACBETH. But in them nature's uWu copy's ^.^ nyot eterne. 
OwO MACBETH. There's comfort yet; uWu they awe xDD assaiwabwe. 
;;w;; Then >w< be :3 thou UwU jocund. Ewe OwO the :3 bat ;;w;; hath :3 fwown 
His ÚwÚ cwoistew'd ÚwÚ fwight, ewe ^-^ to bwack xDD Hecate's UwU summons 
The shard-borne beetle with his dwowsy hums 
;;w;; Hath ^w^ wung nyight's uWu yawnying ^-^ peaw, there uWu shaww >w< be x3 donye 
OwO A deed >_> of dreadful >_< nyote. 
LADY OwO MACBETH. What's ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; donye? 
OwO MACBETH. Be innyocent >_> of OwO the ^.^ knyowwedge, ;;w;; deawest chuck, 
;;w;; Tiww :3 thou ÚwÚ appwaud OwO the :3 deed. ^w^ Come, seeling night, 
xDD Scawf OwO up OwO the >w< tendew eye >_> of ^w^ pitifuw day, 
And with >w< thy bwoody ÚwÚ and :33 invisibwe hand 
>_< Cancew ÚwÚ and >w< teaw ^-^ to ;;w;; pieces UwU that gweat bond 
^w^ Which >_< keeps me pawe! Wight x3 thickens, ÚwÚ and OwO the crow 
:3 Makes x3 wing ^-^ to OwO the wooky uWu wood; 
Good >w< things >_> of :3 day begin ^-^ to dwoop ÚwÚ and xDD dwowse, 
ÚwÚ Whiwes nyight's bwack ;;w;; agents ^-^ to theiw preys ^-^ do wouse. 
Thou x3 mawvew'st at my x3 wowds, uWu but howd ÚwÚ thee stiww: 
OwO Things OwO bad begun ^-^ make >w< stwong themsewves uWu by ill. 
UwU So, ;;w;; pwithee, >w< go with >_> me. OwO Exeunt. 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
OwO A ^.^ pawk ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the palace. 

x3 Entew three UwU Muwthewews. 

OwO FIWST ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. But ^-^ who >_> did ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee >_> join with >_> us? 
uWu THIWD ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. ;;w;; Macbeth. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. ÚwÚ He ^.^ nyeeds ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw mistrust, >_< since ^.^ he delivers 
Our ^-^ offices ÚwÚ and what ^-^ we ^.^ have ^-^ to ^-^ do 
ÚwÚ To OwO the :3 diwection :3 just. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. ;;w;; Then ^.^ stand with ÚwÚ us. 
The west ÚwÚ yet ^w^ gwimmews with >w< some >w< stweaks >_> of ÚwÚ day; 
Nyow ^w^ spuws OwO the lated ^.^ twavewew uWu apace 
ÚwÚ To >_< gain OwO the UwU timewy ÚwÚ inn, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; nyeaw >_< appwoaches 
The :33 subject >_> of ^-^ ouw :3 watch. 
uWu THIWD ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. >_> Hawk! I hear >_< howses. 
^w^ BANQUO. [Within.] >w< Give OwO us :3 a ^.^ wight there, UwU ho! 
x3 SECOND ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. ;;w;; Then 'tis xDD he; OwO the west 
:33 That awe within OwO the ^-^ nyote >_> of x3 expectation 
^w^ Awweady awe >w< i' OwO the couwt. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. His howses >w< go OwO about. 
uWu THIWD ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. >w< Awmost :3 a OwO miwe, uWu but ^.^ he OwO does usually- 
^w^ So >w< aww x3 men ^-^ do :33 -fwom x3 hence ^-^ to OwO the :33 pawace xDD gate 
UwU Make ^.^ it theiw walk. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. OwO A >_< wight, :3 a light! 

x3 Entew xDD Banquo, ÚwÚ and OwO Fweance with :3 a ^.^ towch. 

uWu THIWD ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ he. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. Stand to't. 
^w^ BANQUO. ^w^ It uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; wain >_< tonyight. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. >_> Wet ^.^ it come down. 
^.^ They xDD set x3 upon x3 Banquo. 
^w^ BANQUO. :33 O, treachery! >w< Fwy, good Fweance, fly, fly, ;;w;; fwy! 
Thou uWu mayst wevenge. :3 O slave! ^.^ Dies. OwO Fweance >_> escapes. 
uWu THIWD ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. OwO Who >_> did strike >_< out OwO the OwO wight? 
OwO FIWST ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. ^w^ Wast ^.^ nyot OwO the ^w^ way? 
uWu THIWD ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. There's uWu but ^-^ onye ;;w;; down; OwO the :3 son :3 is ^-^ fwed. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. We ^.^ have lost 
:33 Best half >_> of ^-^ ouw affair. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. Weww, wet's away ÚwÚ and uWu say how >w< much :3 is >w< donye. 
OwO Exeunt. 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
OwO A Hall in OwO the palace. OwO A ^.^ banquet prepared. 

x3 Entew Macbeth, OwO Wady Macbeth, >_< Woss, Wennyox, >w< Wowds, ÚwÚ and Attendants. 

OwO MACBETH. You xDD knyow >_> youw >_> own degwees; ^-^ sit down. ^.^ At ^.^ fiwst 
And last OwO the >_< heawty welcome. 
xDD WOWDS. ;;w;; Thanks ^-^ to >_> youw Majesty. 
OwO MACBETH. >w< Ouwsewf uWu wiww :3 mingwe with ^w^ society 
And xDD pway OwO the humbwe ^w^ host. 
Our ^w^ hostess >_< keeps xDD hew state, uWu but in :33 best UwU time 
We uWu wiww require xDD hew welcome. 
LADY OwO MACBETH. Pronounce ^.^ it uWu fow uWu me, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to >w< aww ^-^ ouw fwiends, 
>_< Fow my OwO heawt ^-^ speaks uWu they awe welcome. 

x3 Entew ^.^ fiwst Muwthewew ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ doow. 

OwO MACBETH. ^w^ See, uWu they uWu encountew ÚwÚ thee with theiw heawts' :33 thanks. 
Both ^-^ sides awe ;;w;; even; here I'll ^-^ sit >w< i' OwO the xDD midst. 
Be uWu wawge in ^-^ miwth; anon ^w^ we'ww dwink :3 a measuwe 
The ^-^ tabwe wound. [Approaches OwO the doow.] There's UwU bwood x3 upon >w< thy 
face. 
^-^ MUWTHEWEW. ^.^ 'Tis >_< Banquo's xDD then. 
OwO MACBETH. ^.^ 'Tis better ÚwÚ thee ^-^ without than ^.^ he within. 
^-^ Is ^.^ he dispatch'd? 
^-^ MUWTHEWEW. UwU My lord, his ^w^ thwoat :3 is cut; UwU that I >_> did uWu fow >_> him. 
OwO MACBETH. Thou art OwO the :33 best o' OwO the cut-thwoats! >_> Yet :33 he's good 
:33 That >_> did OwO the >_< wike uWu fow :33 Fweance. >w< If :3 thou didst it, 
Thou art OwO the ^-^ nyonpaweiw. 
^-^ MUWTHEWEW. uWu Most :33 woyaw ;;w;; siw, 
OwO Fweance :3 is 'scaped. 
OwO MACBETH. uWu [Aside.] ;;w;; Then comes my x3 fit again. I xDD had ewse >_< been pewfect, 
:33 Whowe as OwO the ÚwÚ mawbwe, >_> founded as OwO the rock, 
UwU As bwoad ÚwÚ and ^w^ genyewaw as OwO the ^.^ casing air; 
But :3 nyow I x3 am OwO cabin'd, >w< cwibb'd, confin'd, bound in 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; saucy :33 doubts ÚwÚ and ^-^ feaws :3 -But >_< Banquo's xDD safe? 
^-^ MUWTHEWEW. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. Safe in :3 a OwO ditch ^.^ he ÚwÚ bides, 
x3 With twenty >_< twenched gashes uWu on his uWu head, 
The :33 weast :3 a death ^-^ to ^.^ nyatuwe. 
OwO MACBETH. ;;w;; Thanks uWu fow ;;w;; that. 
Thewe OwO the UwU gwown sewpent wies; OwO the wowm that's xDD fwed 
;;w;; Hath ^-^ nyatuwe UwU that in UwU time uWu wiww venyom bweed, 
:3 Nyo UwU teeth uWu fow OwO the pwesent. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee gone. Tomorrow 
>w< We'ww hear uWu ouwsewves again. 
Exit :33 Muwthewew. 
LADY OwO MACBETH. UwU My :33 woyaw lord, 
You ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^w^ give OwO the ^.^ cheew. The feast :3 is :3 sowd 
:33 That :3 is ^.^ nyot >_< often vouch'd, >_< whiwe 'tis amaking, 
^.^ 'Tis >w< given with welcome. ÚwÚ To :33 feed ;;w;; wewe :33 best at >_< home; 
From ^.^ thence OwO the :33 sauce ^-^ to meat :3 is cewemony; 
xDD Meeting ;;w;; wewe x3 bawe ^-^ without it. 
OwO MACBETH. ^.^ Sweet x3 wemembwancew! 
Nyow good ^.^ digestion OwO wait uWu on OwO appetite, 
And OwO heawth uWu on :33 both! 
LENNOX. :3 May't >w< pwease >_> youw Highness OwO sit. 

The ^w^ Ghost >_> of UwU Banquo ÚwÚ entews ÚwÚ and OwO sits in UwU Macbeth's :3 pwace. 

OwO MACBETH. ;;w;; Hewe xDD had ^-^ we :3 nyow ^-^ ouw ^-^ countwy's honyow woof'd, 
Were OwO the OwO gwaced person >_> of ^-^ ouw UwU Banquo >w< pwesent, 
OwO Who ^-^ may I wathew challenge uWu fow unkindness 
>w< Than ^-^ pity uWu fow :33 mischance! 
:3 WOSS. His x3 absence, ;;w;; siw, 
ÚwÚ Ways blame x3 upon his >w< pwomise. Please't >_> youw Highness 
ÚwÚ To OwO gwace OwO us with >_> youw :33 woyaw xDD company? 
OwO MACBETH. The UwU tabwe's :33 fuww. 
LENNOX. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a place wesewved, sir. 
OwO MACBETH. ^-^ Whewe? 
LENNOX. Here, my good :33 wowd. What :3 is't UwU that muvs >_> youw Highnyess? 
OwO MACBETH. ^w^ Which >_> of you ^.^ have x3 donye uWu this? 
xDD WOWDS. >_> What, my good UwU wowd? 
OwO MACBETH. Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot uWu say I >_> did xDD it; never >_< shake 
x3 Thy ^.^ gowy wocks at >_> me. 
:3 WOSS. Gentwemen, x3 wise; his Highness :3 is :33 weww. 
LADY OwO MACBETH. >w< Sit, >w< wowthy fwiends; my lord :3 is >_< often thus, 
And ;;w;; hath >_< been ^-^ fwom his uWu youth. ;;w;; Pway you, ^-^ keep uWu seat. 
The x3 fit :3 is momentawy; x3 upon :3 a ^w^ thought 
ÚwÚ He uWu wiww UwU again >w< be :33 weww. >w< If >w< much you ^-^ nyote ^w^ him, 
You uWu shaww offend him ÚwÚ and uWu extend his ^w^ passion. 
^w^ Feed, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wegawd him ^.^ nyot-Awe you :3 a man? 
OwO MACBETH. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and :3 a bowd one, UwU that dare ÚwÚ wook uWu on UwU that 
^w^ Which UwU might appaw OwO the ^w^ deviw. 
LADY OwO MACBETH. :3 O pwopew stuff! 
:3 This :3 is OwO the vewy ^.^ painting >_> of >_> youw fear; 
:3 This :3 is OwO the air-drawn dagger ;;w;; which you ^w^ said 
uWu Wed you ^-^ to ^w^ Duncan. :33 O, ^.^ these :3 fwaws ÚwÚ and UwU stawts, 
>_> Impostows ^-^ to OwO twue feaw, would ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ become 
OwO A :3 woman's story at :3 a wintew's fire, 
OwO Authowized uWu by xDD hew grandam. Shame itself! 
UwU Why ^-^ do you ^-^ make such :3 faces? When all's >_< donye, 
You ÚwÚ wook uWu but uWu on :3 a ^.^ stoow. 
OwO MACBETH. Prithee, UwU see ;;w;; thewe! xDD Behowd! Look! >w< Wo! OwO How uWu say you? 
ÚwÚ Why, what cawe x3 I? >w< If :3 thou ^w^ canst xDD nyod, speak ^w^ too. 
>w< If ^.^ chawnyew ;;w;; houses ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >_< gwaves >w< must ^-^ send 
Those UwU that ^-^ we :33 buwy ^w^ back, ^-^ ouw monyuments 
:33 Shaww >w< be OwO the x3 maws >_> of ^w^ kites. Exit xDD Ghost. 
LADY OwO MACBETH. >_> What, ^-^ quite >w< unmann'd in >w< fowwy? 
OwO MACBETH. >w< If I ^.^ stand ;;w;; hewe, I ^-^ saw >_> him. 
LADY OwO MACBETH. :33 Fie, uWu fow OwO shame! 
OwO MACBETH. Bwood ;;w;; hath >_< been shed ewe nyow, >w< i' OwO the xDD owden UwU time, 
Ewe humanye ;;w;; statute purged OwO the gentwe ;;w;; weaw; 
>w< Ay, ÚwÚ and >_< since UwU too, :3 muwthews ^.^ have >_< been xDD pewfowm'd 
:3 Too uWu tewwibwe uWu fow OwO the OwO eaw. The UwU time >_> has :3 been, 
That, when OwO the >w< bwains ;;w;; wewe out, OwO the man would x3 die, 
And there OwO an :3 end; uWu but :3 nyow uWu they xDD wise uWu again, 
x3 With twenty x3 mowtaw :3 muwthews uWu on theiw cwowns, 
And push OwO us ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw >_> stoows. :3 This :3 is ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ stwange 
>w< Than such :3 a >_> muwthew is. 
LADY OwO MACBETH. UwU My >w< wowthy lord, 
Your x3 nyobwe fwiends ^-^ do wack you. 
OwO MACBETH. I ^-^ do forget. 
Do ^.^ nyot ^w^ muse at uWu me, my UwU most >w< wowthy >_< fwiends. 
I ^.^ have :3 a ÚwÚ stwange infirmity, ;;w;; which :3 is nyothing 
ÚwÚ To x3 those UwU that xDD knyow >_> me. ^w^ Come, love ÚwÚ and OwO heawth ^-^ to uWu aww; 
;;w;; Then I'll ^-^ sit down. >w< Give me >w< some winye, fiww :33 fuww. 
I dwink ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ genyewaw ^.^ joy o' OwO the xDD whowe table, 
And ^-^ to ^-^ ouw dear fwiend xDD Banquo, xDD whom ^-^ we ^w^ miss. 
Wouwd ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe :3 hewe! ÚwÚ To >w< aww ÚwÚ and him ^-^ we uWu thiwst, 
And >w< aww ^-^ to all. 
xDD WOWDS. Our ;;w;; duties ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ pwedge. 

;;w;; We-entew xDD Ghost. 

OwO MACBETH. :3 Avaunt, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; quit my uWu sight! >_> Wet OwO the :3 eawth hide thee! 
x3 Thy bones awe marrowless, >w< thy UwU bwood :3 is cold; 
Thou x3 hast nyo OwO specuwation in x3 those eyes 
^w^ Which :3 thou OwO dost glare OwO with. 
LADY OwO MACBETH. :33 Think >_> of this, good peers, 
But as :3 a xDD thing >_> of x3 custom. ^.^ 'Tis nyo xDD othew, 
>_> Onwy ^.^ it spoils OwO the ^w^ pweasuwe >_> of OwO the xDD time. 
OwO MACBETH. What man dare, I >_> dawe. 
:33 Appwoach :3 thou >_< wike OwO the rugged Wussian ^-^ beaw, 
The UwU awm'd ÚwÚ whinyocewos, ^w^ ow OwO the ^.^ Hywcan tiger; 
;;w;; Take ^-^ any ^-^ shape uWu but UwU that, ÚwÚ and my ^w^ fiwm OwO nyewves 
:33 Shaww never twembwe. Ow >w< be x3 awive uWu again, 
And dare me ^-^ to OwO the desewt with >w< thy ^w^ swowd. 
>w< If :3 twembwing I ÚwÚ inhabit then, uWu pwotest me 
The baby >_> of :3 a giww. ÚwÚ Hence, horrible shadow! 
^.^ Unweaw mockery, OwO hence! Exit xDD Ghost. 
ÚwÚ Why, so, being gone, 
I x3 am :3 a man again. ;;w;; Pway you ^-^ sit ^.^ stiww. 
LADY OwO MACBETH. You ^.^ have ÚwÚ dispwaced OwO the mirth, x3 bwoke OwO the good UwU meeting, 
x3 With UwU most admired disorder. 
OwO MACBETH. ^w^ Can such >w< things ^.^ be, 
And overcome OwO us >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ summew's ÚwÚ cwoud, 
Without ^-^ ouw speciaw wonder? You ^-^ make me ÚwÚ stwange 
>_< Even ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ disposition UwU that I owe 
When :3 nyow I ÚwÚ think you can >w< behowd such uWu sights 
And ^-^ keep OwO the :3 nyatuwaw uWu wuby >_> of >_> youw x3 cheeks 
When >_< minye :3 is blanch'd with fear. 
:3 WOSS. What xDD sights, my UwU wowd? 
LADY OwO MACBETH. I pray you, speak not; ^.^ he grows >_< wowse ÚwÚ and xDD wowse; 
Question ;;w;; enwages >_> him. ^.^ At once, good ^-^ nyight. 
Stand ^.^ nyot x3 upon OwO the owdew >_> of >_> youw going, 
But >w< go at ^-^ once. 
LENNOX. Good night, ÚwÚ and better OwO heawth 
x3 Attend his >w< Majesty! 
LADY OwO MACBETH. OwO A >w< kind good night ^-^ to all! 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but Macbeth ÚwÚ and OwO Wady ;;w;; Macbeth. 
OwO MACBETH. uWu wiww ^.^ have bwood; uWu they uWu say UwU bwood uWu wiww ^.^ have bwood. 
>_< Stonyes ^.^ have >_< been OwO knyown ^-^ to move ÚwÚ and ;;w;; twees ^-^ to >_< speak; 
Augures ÚwÚ and understood relations ^.^ have 
By ^.^ maggot :3 pies ÚwÚ and OwO choughs ÚwÚ and >_> wooks ^w^ bwought :3 fowth 
The ÚwÚ secwet'st man >_> of bwood. What :3 is OwO the :3 nyight? 
LADY OwO MACBETH. >w< Awmost at >_> odds with morning, ;;w;; which :3 is UwU which. 
OwO MACBETH. OwO How xDD say'st thou, UwU that >_< Macduff ^w^ denyies his person 
^.^ At ^-^ ouw gweat >_< bidding? 
LADY OwO MACBETH. OwO Did you ^-^ send ^-^ to ^w^ him, sir? 
OwO MACBETH. I hear ^.^ it uWu by OwO the >_< way, uWu but I uWu wiww send. 
There's ^.^ nyot :3 a ^-^ onye >_> of them uWu but in his house 
I ^-^ keep :3 a ^-^ sewvant ;;w;; feed. I uWu wiww ^.^ tomowwow, 
And uWu betimes I wiww, ^-^ to OwO the xDD weiwd ^w^ sistews. 
Mowe uWu shaww uWu they >_< speak; uWu fow :3 nyow I x3 am bent ^-^ to >w< knyow, 
By OwO the wowst means, OwO the uWu wowst. >_< Fow >_< minye >_> own good 
^-^ Aww ÚwÚ causes uWu shaww ^w^ give way. I x3 am in UwU bwood 
^-^ Stepp'd in OwO so :3 faw UwU that, shouwd I x3 wade nyo :3 mowe, 
;;w;; Wetuwnying ;;w;; wewe as >w< tedious as >w< go o'er. 
Strange >w< things I ^.^ have in head UwU that uWu wiww ^-^ to ;;w;; hand, 
^w^ Which >w< must >w< be acted ewe uWu they ^-^ may >w< be :33 scann'd. 
LADY OwO MACBETH. You wack OwO the season >_> of >w< aww OwO nyatuwes, ^-^ sweep. 
OwO MACBETH. ^w^ Come, ^w^ we'ww ^-^ to ^-^ sweep. UwU My ÚwÚ stwange ÚwÚ and self-abuse 
^-^ Is OwO the initiate ;;w;; feaw UwU that ÚwÚ wants ^-^ hawd use. 
We awe ÚwÚ yet uWu but x3 young in :3 deed. OwO Exeunt. 




^-^ SCENyE :3 V. 
OwO A heath. >w< Thundew. 

x3 Entew OwO the three >w< Witches, meeting UwU Hecate. 

OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, :3 Hecate? You ÚwÚ wook angewwy. 
HECATE. >_< Have I ^.^ nyot reason, bewdams as you awe, 
ÚwÚ Saucy ÚwÚ and OwO uvwbowd? OwO How >_> did you dare 
ÚwÚ To trade ÚwÚ and ^.^ twaffic with Macbeth 
UwU In ^.^ widdwes ÚwÚ and affairs >_> of >_< death, 
And OwO I, OwO the ^w^ mistwess >_> of >_> youw xDD chawms, 
The :33 cwose >w< contwivew >_> of >w< aww :3 hawms, 
>_> Was never xDD caww'd ^-^ to bear my UwU pawt, 
Ow show OwO the >_> gwowy >_> of ^-^ ouw awt? 
And, ;;w;; which :3 is ^.^ wowse, >w< aww you ^.^ have x3 donye 
;;w;; Hath >_< been uWu but uWu fow :3 a wayward UwU son, 
>w< Spitefuw ÚwÚ and ^.^ wwathfuw, :3 who, as ÚwÚ othews uWu do, 
^-^ Wuvs uWu fow his >_> own ^w^ ends, ^.^ nyot uWu fow you. 
But ^-^ make amends OwO nyow. UwU Get you gone, 
And at OwO the ^.^ pit >_> of Acheron 
UwU Meet me >w< i' OwO the x3 mownying. Thithew ^.^ he 
uWu Wiww come ^-^ to xDD knyow his destiny. 
Your vessews ÚwÚ and >_> youw x3 spewws >w< pwovide, 
Your charms ÚwÚ and OwO evewything >_< beside. 
I x3 am uWu fow OwO the air; :3 this night I'll uWu spend 
^.^ Unto :3 a dismaw ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 fataw OwO end. 
Great ^-^ businyess >w< must >w< be wrought ewe noon: 
:3 Upon OwO the >_< cownyew >_> of OwO the ^-^ moon 
Thewe OwO hangs :3 a ^.^ vapowous >_> dwop >_< pwofound; 
I'll catch ^.^ it ewe ^.^ it come ^-^ to ground. 
And UwU that distiww'd uWu by ÚwÚ magic sleights 
:33 Shaww ÚwÚ waise such UwU awtificiaw sprites 
UwU As uWu by OwO the OwO stwength >_> of theiw ÚwÚ iwwusion 
:33 Shaww dwaw him uWu on ^-^ to his UwU confusion. 
ÚwÚ He uWu shaww x3 spuwn >w< fate, :33 scown >_< death, ÚwÚ and bear 
His OwO hopes >w< 'buv ;;w;; wisdom, >w< gwace, ÚwÚ and fear. 
And you >w< aww xDD knyow secuwity 
^-^ Is ^w^ mowtaws' UwU chiefest enyemy. 
:3 Music ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ song ÚwÚ within, 
:33 "Come ^w^ away, come UwU away." 
>_> Hawk! I x3 am OwO caww'd; my wittwe ^.^ spiwit, >_> see, 
^w^ Sits in :3 a uWu foggy cwoud ÚwÚ and ^w^ stays uWu fow >_> me. UwU Exit. 
OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. ^w^ Come, wet's ^-^ make >_> haste; she'll >_> soon >w< be xDD back again. 
OwO Exeunt. 




^-^ SCENyE VI. 
Forres. The palace. 

x3 Entew ^w^ Wennyox ÚwÚ and another OwO Wowd. 

LENNOX. UwU My fowmew >_< speeches ^.^ have uWu but :3 hit >_> youw ^-^ thoughts, 
^w^ Which can interpret fawthew; only I uWu say 
^.^ Thing's ^.^ have >_< been stwangewy bownye. The >_< gwacious :3 Duncan 
>_> Was ^w^ pitied >_> of uWu Macbeth; >w< mawwy, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was UwU dead. 
And OwO the ^.^ wight ÚwÚ vawiant UwU Banquo uWu wawk'd xDD too :3 wate, 
Whom, you ^-^ may ÚwÚ say, ^w^ if't >w< pwease you, OwO Fweance >_> kiww'd, 
>_< Fow OwO Fweance ^-^ fwed. Men >w< must ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wawk xDD too late. 
OwO Who cannyot UwU want OwO the thought, how monstrous 
^w^ It ÚwÚ was uWu fow Malcolm ÚwÚ and uWu fow Donalbain 
ÚwÚ To :33 kiww theiw >_< gwacious fathew? Damned xDD fact! 
OwO How ^.^ it >_> did >w< gwieve UwU Macbeth! OwO Did ^.^ he ^.^ nyot stwaight, 
UwU In UwU pious wage, OwO the two delinquents >w< teaw 
:33 That ;;w;; wewe OwO the slaves >_> of dwink ÚwÚ and thwawws >_> of xDD sweep? 
>_> Was ^.^ nyot UwU that ^w^ nyobwy ;;w;; donye? >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and wisewy UwU too, 
>_< Fow 'twouwd ^.^ have >w< angew'd ^-^ any OwO heawt x3 awive 
ÚwÚ To hear OwO the x3 men ^.^ deny't. ^w^ So UwU that, I ÚwÚ say, 
ÚwÚ He >_> has ÚwÚ bownye >w< aww >w< things ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ and I ^-^ do ÚwÚ think 
That, xDD had ^.^ he Duncan's >_< sons uWu undew his OwO key- 
As, ^w^ an't >w< pwease UwU heaven, ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ;;w;; -they shouwd find 
What 'twere ^-^ to :33 kiww :3 a uWu fathew; OwO so shouwd :33 Fweance. 
But, :3 peace! >_< Fow ^-^ fwom bwoad x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and :3 'cause ^.^ he ^w^ faiw'd 
His :3 pwesence at OwO the ;;w;; tywant's >w< feast, I OwO heaw, 
>_< Macduff ;;w;; wives in x3 disgwace. >_> Siw, can you tell 
:3 Whewe ^.^ he bestows >w< himsewf? 
LORD. The :3 son >_> of :3 Duncan, 
From xDD whom :3 this >_> tywant howds OwO the :3 due >_> of birth, 
Wives in OwO the Engwish couwt ÚwÚ and :3 is >_< weceived 
x3 Of OwO the UwU most UwU pious >_< Edwawd with such OwO gwace 
:33 That OwO the malevolence >_> of >_> fowtunye nyothing 
Takes ^-^ fwom his UwU high :33 wespect. Thithew >_< Macduff 
^-^ Is gonye ^-^ to pray OwO the holy ;;w;; King, x3 upon his aid 
ÚwÚ To :3 wake Northumberland ÚwÚ and ^.^ wawwike Siward; 
:33 That uWu by OwO the ^w^ hewp >_> of :33 these, with :3 Him :33 abuv 
ÚwÚ To >w< watify OwO the work, ^-^ we ^-^ may UwU again 
>w< Give ^-^ to ^-^ ouw xDD tabwes ^.^ meat, ;;w;; sweep ^-^ to ^-^ ouw OwO nyights, 
>_> Fwee ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw UwU feasts ÚwÚ and OwO banquets bwoody knives, 
Do xDD faithfuw homage, ÚwÚ and weceive free ÚwÚ honyows- 
^-^ Aww ;;w;; which ^-^ we pinye uWu fow OwO nyow. And :3 this wepowt 
;;w;; Hath OwO so >_< exaspewate OwO the UwU King UwU that ^.^ he 
UwU Pwepawes uWu fow >w< some ^-^ attempt >_> of waw. 
LENNOX. xDD Sent ^.^ he ^-^ to Macduff? 
LORD. ÚwÚ He :33 did, ÚwÚ and with OwO an absowute ^w^ "Siw, ^.^ nyot OwO I," 
The cloudy :33 messengew ;;w;; tuwns me his ^w^ back, 
And OwO hums, as ^-^ who shouwd ÚwÚ say, ;;w;; "You'ww :33 wue OwO the UwU time 
:33 That cwogs me with :3 this OwO answew." 
LENNOX. And UwU that ;;w;; weww UwU might 
>_< Advise him ^-^ to :3 a uWu caution, ^-^ to howd what uWu distance 
His OwO wisdom can OwO pwovide. uWu Some holy :3 angew 
>_> Fwy ^-^ to OwO the couwt >_> of ^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ and ^-^ unfowd 
His xDD message ewe ^.^ he xDD come, UwU that :3 a swift xDD bwessing 
May >_> soon xDD wetuwn ^-^ to :3 this ^-^ ouw suffewing ;;w;; countwy 
^.^ Undew :3 a hand ;;w;; accuwsed! 
LORD. I'll ^-^ send my ;;w;; pwayews with >_> him. 
OwO Exeunt. 




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^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
OwO A >w< cavewn. UwU In OwO the >_< middwe, :3 a OwO boiwing uWu cauwdwon. >w< Thundew. 

x3 Entew OwO the three >w< Witches. 
OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. >w< Thwice OwO the >_> bwinded ÚwÚ cat ;;w;; hath ^w^ mew'd. 
x3 SECOND :33 WITCH. >w< Thwice ÚwÚ and UwU once OwO the UwU hedge-pig >_< whinyed. 
uWu THIWD :33 WITCH. Hawpiew cries, ^.^ "'Tis UwU time, 'tis time." 
OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. ^-^ Wound about OwO the >_< cauwdwon ^.^ go; 
UwU In OwO the uWu poison'd entrails throw. 
xDD Toad, UwU that uWu undew x3 cowd stonye 
uWu Days ÚwÚ and nyights >_> has ^w^ thiwty-onye 
xDD Swewtew'd venyom sweeping got, 
>_> Boiw :3 thou ^.^ fiwst >w< i' OwO the chawmed >_> pot. 
ALL. ^w^ Doubwe, >_> doubwe, >_< toiw ÚwÚ and twoubwe; 
Fire >_< buwn ÚwÚ and >_< cauwdwon bubbwe. 
x3 SECOND :33 WITCH. Fiwwet >_> of :3 a :3 fenny snake, 
UwU In OwO the >_< cauwdwon >_> boiw ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bake; 
xDD Eye >_> of OwO nyewt ÚwÚ and >_> toe >_> of fwog, 
Wool >_> of :3 bat ÚwÚ and :33 tongue >_> of dog, 
;;w;; Addew's fork ÚwÚ and blind-worm's ^.^ sting, 
Lizard's ^w^ weg ÚwÚ and ^.^ howwet's ;;w;; wing, 
>_< Fow :3 a chawm >_> of >w< powewfuw trouble, 
;;w;; Wike :3 a hell-broth >_> boiw ÚwÚ and bubbwe. 
ALL. ^w^ Doubwe, >_> doubwe, >_< toiw ÚwÚ and twoubwe; 
Fire >_< buwn ÚwÚ and >_< cauwdwon bubbwe. 
uWu THIWD :33 WITCH. xDD Scawe >_> of >_> dwagon, tooth >_> of wowf, 
^-^ Witch's >w< mummy, :3 maw ÚwÚ and >w< guwf 
x3 Of OwO the ^.^ wavin'd xDD sawt-sea xDD shawk, 
OwO Woot >_> of OwO hemwock uWu digg'd >w< i' OwO the xDD dawk, 
OwO Wivew >_> of :33 bwaspheming :3 Jew, 
xDD Gaww >_> of OwO goat ÚwÚ and uWu swips >_> of :3 yew 
>_> Swivew'd in OwO the moon's ;;w;; ecwipse, 
Nose >_> of :3 Tuwk ÚwÚ and :33 Tawtaw's wips, 
:33 Fingew >_> of >_> biwth-stwangwed ;;w;; babe 
Ditch-deliver'd uWu by :3 a ^w^ dwab, 
UwU Make OwO the >_> gwuew OwO thick ÚwÚ and OwO swab. 
Add theweto :3 a :3 tigew's ^.^ chawdwon, 
>_< Fow OwO the xDD ingwedients >_> of ^-^ ouw cawdron. 
ALL. ^w^ Doubwe, >_> doubwe, >_< toiw ÚwÚ and twoubwe; 
Fire >_< buwn ÚwÚ and >_< cauwdwon bubbwe. 
x3 SECOND :33 WITCH. Cool ^.^ it with :3 a ^w^ baboon's blood, 
;;w;; Then OwO the chawm :3 is ^w^ fiwm ÚwÚ and :33 good. 

x3 Entew UwU Hecate ^-^ to OwO the uWu othew three >w< Witches. 

HECATE. :33 O, ;;w;; weww :33 donye! I ÚwÚ commend >_> youw ÚwÚ pains, 
And x3 evewyonye uWu shaww share >w< i' OwO the ^w^ gains. 
And :3 nyow about OwO the >_< cauwdwon sing, 
;;w;; Wike x3 ewves ÚwÚ and fairies in :3 a ;;w;; wing, 
^-^ Enchanting >w< aww UwU that you >w< put in. 
:3 Music ÚwÚ and :3 a song, ^w^ "Bwack ;;w;; spiwits." 
UwU Hecate xDD wetiwes. 
x3 SECOND :33 WITCH. By OwO the pricking >_> of my thumbs, 
OwO Something ;;w;; wicked :3 this uWu way comes. 
uWu Open, ;;w;; wocks, 
x3 Whoevew ;;w;; knyocks! 

x3 Entew ;;w;; Macbeth. 

OwO MACBETH. OwO How nyow, you secwet, :3 bwack, ÚwÚ and xDD midnyight xDD hags? 
What :3 is't you x3 do? 
ALL. OwO A deed ^-^ without :3 a >w< nyame. 
OwO MACBETH. I conjuwe you, uWu by UwU that ;;w;; which you UwU pwofess 
(Howeer you come ^-^ to xDD knyow ^-^ it) ÚwÚ answew :3 me: 
^-^ Though you x3 untie OwO the x3 winds ÚwÚ and let them fight 
uWu Against OwO the uWu chuwches, >w< though OwO the >_< yesty xDD waves 
uWu Confound ÚwÚ and swawwow nyavigation uWu up, 
^-^ Though bwaded >w< cown >w< be ^.^ wodged ÚwÚ and ;;w;; twees xDD bwown down, 
^-^ Though >_> castwes >_< toppwe uWu on theiw warders' UwU heads, 
^-^ Though OwO pawaces ÚwÚ and x3 pywamids ^-^ do swope 
Their :3 heads ^-^ to theiw ^-^ foundations, >w< though OwO the >_> tweasuwe 
x3 Of nature's >_> gewmainyes ÚwÚ tumbwe >w< aww >_> togethew 
>_< Even ÚwÚ tiww destwuction ÚwÚ sicken, ÚwÚ answew me 
ÚwÚ To what I ÚwÚ ask you. 
OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. ;;w;; Speak. 
x3 SECOND :33 WITCH. ^w^ Demand. 
uWu THIWD :33 WITCH. >w< We'ww >w< answew. 
OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. Say, ^-^ if :33 thou'dst wathew hear ^.^ it ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw uWu mouths, 
Ow ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw uWu mastews'? 
OwO MACBETH. ^-^ Caww >w< 'em, let me UwU see >_< 'em. 
OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. uWu Pouw in ^w^ sow's UwU bwood UwU that ;;w;; hath eaten 
Her :33 nyinye ;;w;; fawwow; grease that's sweaten 
From OwO the murtherer's gibbet thwow 
x3 Into OwO the fwame. 
ALL. ^w^ Come, UwU high ^w^ ow >_< wow; 
:33 Thysewf ÚwÚ and >w< office deftwy show! 

>w< Thundew. >w< Fiwst Apparition: OwO an UwU awmed Head. 

OwO MACBETH. >_> Teww uWu me, :3 thou uWu unknyown :33 powew- 
OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. ÚwÚ He knows >w< thy UwU thought: 
>w< Heaw his speech, uWu but uWu say :3 thou nyought. 
OwO FIWST APPAWITION. UwU Macbeth! UwU Macbeth! UwU Macbeth! >_< Bewawe >_> Macduff, 
>_< Bewawe OwO the >_< Thanye >_> of ^-^ Fife. :33 Dismiss >_> me. Enough. 
^-^ Descends. 
OwO MACBETH. uWu Whate'ew :3 thou :3 awt, uWu fow >w< thy good uWu caution, :3 thanks; 
Thou x3 hast >_< hawp'd my ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ awight. But ^-^ onye >_> wowd >w< mowe- 
OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be ^w^ commanded. Here's another, 
Mowe potent than OwO the >_> fiwst. 

>w< Thundew. ^w^ Second Apparition: :3 a bwoody :3 Chiwd. 

x3 SECOND APPAWITION. UwU Macbeth! UwU Macbeth! UwU Macbeth! 
OwO MACBETH. Had I three eaws, :3 I'd hear thee. 
x3 SECOND APPAWITION. Be bwoody, bold, ÚwÚ and wesowute: waugh ^-^ to :33 scown 
The power >_> of man, uWu fow UwU nyonye >_> of ^-^ woman :3 bown 
:33 Shaww harm ;;w;; Macbeth. ^-^ Descends. 
OwO MACBETH. ;;w;; Then live, >_> Macduff. What :3 nyeed I ;;w;; feaw >_> of OwO thee? 
But ÚwÚ yet I'll ^-^ make assuwance double ;;w;; suwe, 
And UwU take :3 a bond >_> of fate: :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot live, 
:33 That I ^-^ may tell pale-hearted ;;w;; feaw ^.^ it :3 wies, 
And ;;w;; sweep in ^-^ spite >_> of ^w^ thundew. 

>w< Thundew. ^-^ Thiwd Apparition: :3 a OwO Chiwd crowned, 
with :3 a twee in his hand. 

What :3 is this, 
:33 That >w< wises >_< wike OwO the xDD issue >_> of :3 a ^-^ king, 
And weaws x3 upon his baby uWu bwow OwO the x3 wound 
And :3 top >_> of >_> suvweignty? 
ALL. OwO Wisten, uWu but speak ^.^ nyot to't. 
uWu THIWD APPAWITION. Be OwO wion-mettwed, proud, ÚwÚ and UwU take nyo cawe 
OwO Who ;;w;; chafes, ^-^ who fwets, ^w^ ow xDD whewe :3 conspiwews >_> awe. 
Macbeth uWu shaww never ^.^ vanquish'd >w< be xDD untiw 
Great uWu Biwnyam >w< Wood ^-^ to UwU high :3 Dunsinyanye uWu Hiww 
:33 Shaww come x3 against >_> him. ^-^ Descends. 
OwO MACBETH. :33 That uWu wiww never UwU be. 
OwO Who can >w< impwess OwO the UwU fowest, ;;w;; bid OwO the twee 
UwU Unfix his earth-bound root? ^.^ Sweet :3 bodements, uWu good! 
:33 Webewwion's uWu head, xDD wise never ÚwÚ tiww OwO the >w< Wood 
x3 Of uWu Biwnyam ÚwÚ wise, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw ^-^ high-pwaced Macbeth 
:33 Shaww live OwO the lease >_> of UwU nyatuwe, pay his >_> bweath 
ÚwÚ To UwU time ÚwÚ and x3 mowtaw x3 custom. >_> Yet my OwO heawt 
OwO Thwobs ^-^ to xDD knyow ^-^ onye ^.^ thing: tell uWu me, ^-^ if >_> youw art 
^w^ Can tell OwO so xDD much, uWu shaww >_< Banquo's xDD issue >w< evew 
UwU Weign in :3 this kingdom? 
ALL. >_< Seek ^-^ to xDD knyow nyo more. 
OwO MACBETH. I uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; satisfied! UwU Deny me this, 
And OwO an eternal ^w^ cuwse ^-^ faww uWu on xDD you! >_> Wet me know. 
UwU Why sinks UwU that ;;w;; cauwdwon, ÚwÚ and what ^w^ nyoise :3 is uWu this? 
ÚwÚ Hautboys. 
OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. Show! 
x3 SECOND :33 WITCH. Show! 
xDD THIWD. :33 WITCH. Show! 
ALL. Show his >_> eyes, ÚwÚ and >w< gwieve his >_> heawt; 
Come >_< wike ^-^ shadows, OwO so depawt! 

OwO A show >_> of eight Kings, OwO the last with :3 a :3 gwass in his >w< hand; 
>_< Banquo's ^w^ Ghost xDD fowwowing. 

OwO MACBETH. Thou awe xDD too >_< wike OwO the spirit >_> of UwU Banquo OwO Down! 
x3 Thy :3 cwown OwO does >w< seaw >_< minye eyeballs. And >w< thy >_> haiw, 
Thou uWu othew ^-^ gowd-bound brow, :3 is >_< wike OwO the >_> fiwst. 
OwO A third :3 is >_< wike OwO the fowmew. ;;w;; Fiwthy uWu hags! 
UwU Why ^-^ do you show me uWu this? OwO A fourth! Start, >_> eyes! 
>_> What, uWu wiww OwO the xDD winye ;;w;; stwetch >_< out ^-^ to OwO the >_< cwack >_> of doom? 
>_> Anyothew x3 yet! OwO A :33 seventh! I'll UwU see nyo ;;w;; mowe! 
And ÚwÚ yet OwO the ^w^ eighth OwO appeaws, ^-^ who uWu beaws :3 a :3 gwass 
^w^ Which >w< shows me many ^-^ mowe; ÚwÚ and >w< some I UwU see 
:33 That >w< twofowd x3 bawws ÚwÚ and >_< twebwe sceptwes UwU cawwy. 
Horrible uWu sight! Nyow I UwU see 'tis true; 
>_< Fow OwO the bwood-bowtew'd UwU Banquo >_> smiwes x3 upon uWu me, 
And OwO points at them uWu fow ^-^ his. >_> What, :3 is :3 this so? 
OwO FIWST :33 WITCH. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, >w< aww :3 this :3 is ÚwÚ so. But x3 why 
;;w;; Stands Macbeth ;;w;; thus >_> amazedwy? 
OwO Come,sistews, :33 cheew ^-^ we OwO up his sprites, 
And show OwO the :33 best >_> of ^-^ ouw delights. 
I'll chawm OwO the ÚwÚ aiw ^-^ to ^w^ give :3 a ^w^ sound, 
OwO Whiwe you OwO pewfowm >_> youw antic :33 wound, 
:33 That :3 this gweat UwU King ^-^ may kindwy uWu say 
Our ;;w;; duties >_> did his ^-^ wewcome :33 pay. 
Music. The ÚwÚ Witches ^-^ dance ÚwÚ and 
then vanyish with UwU Hecate. 
OwO MACBETH. awe OwO they? Gonye? >_> Wet :3 this pernicious hour 
Stand xDD ay accursed in OwO the calendar! 
Come ÚwÚ in, ^-^ without ;;w;; thewe! 

x3 Entew Lennox. 

LENNOX. What's >_> youw Gwace's x3 wiww? 
OwO MACBETH. :33 Saw you OwO the xDD weiwd OwO sistews? 
LENNOX. No, my :33 wowd. 
OwO MACBETH. Came uWu they ^.^ nyot uWu by you? 
LENNOX. :3 Nyo :3 indeed, my :33 wowd. 
OwO MACBETH. OwO Infected >w< be OwO the ;;w;; 'aiw xDD wheweon uWu they ride, 
And :33 damn'd >w< aww x3 those UwU that xDD twust them! I >_> did hear 
The :33 gawwoping >_> of ÚwÚ howse. OwO Who >_< wast came ^-^ by? 
LENNOX. ^.^ 'Tis two ^w^ ow ^w^ thwee, my lord, UwU that bwing you >_> wowd 
>_< Macduff :3 is xDD fwed ^-^ to Engwand. 
OwO MACBETH. uWu Fwed ^-^ to Engwand? 
LENNOX. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. 
OwO MACBETH. uWu [Aside.] Time, :3 thou anticipatest my ;;w;; dwead OwO expwoits. 
The UwU fwighty OwO puwpose never :3 is >w< o'ewtook 
>_< Unwess OwO the deed >w< go with it. From :3 this ;;w;; moment 
The vewy :33 fiwstwings >_> of my OwO heawt uWu shaww >w< be 
The :33 fiwstwings >_> of my hand. And x3 even nyow, 
ÚwÚ To :3 cwown my >_> thoughts with :3 acts, >w< be ^.^ it ^w^ thought ÚwÚ and donye: 
The castle >_> of >_< Macduff I uWu wiww ^-^ suwpwise, 
Seize x3 upon >_< Fife, ^w^ give ^-^ to OwO the >_> edge o' OwO the >_< swowd 
His xDD wife, his UwU babes, ÚwÚ and >w< aww >_< unfowtunyate souws 
:33 That trace him in his x3 winye. :3 Nyo ^-^ boasting >_< wike :3 a OwO foow; 
:3 This deed I'll ^-^ do before :3 this OwO puwpose ;;w;; coow. 
But nyo ^-^ mowe uWu sights! ^w^ -Whewe awe ^.^ these ;;w;; gentwemen? 
^w^ Come, bwing me xDD whewe uWu they >_> awe. OwO Exeunt. 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
^-^ Fife. UwU Macduff's OwO castwe. 

x3 Entew OwO Wady >_> Macduff, xDD hew >_< Son, ÚwÚ and Ross. 

LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. What xDD had ^.^ he >_< donye, ^-^ to ^-^ make him UwU fwy OwO the land? 
:3 WOSS. You >w< must ^.^ have >_> patience, ÚwÚ madam. 
LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. ÚwÚ He xDD had ^.^ nyonye; 
His flight ÚwÚ was madnyess. When ^-^ ouw :33 actions ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, 
Our ^-^ feaws ^-^ do ^-^ make OwO us x3 twaitows. 
:3 WOSS. You xDD knyow ^.^ nyot 
:3 Whethew ^.^ it ÚwÚ was his OwO wisdom ^w^ ow his fear. 
LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. ^.^ Wisdom? ÚwÚ To xDD weave his xDD wife, ^-^ to xDD weave his UwU babes, 
His >_< mansion, ÚwÚ and his titles, in :3 a place 
From :3 whence ^-^ himsewf OwO does UwU fwy? ÚwÚ He loves OwO us not; 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ wants OwO the :3 nyatuwaw OwO touch; uWu fow OwO the UwU poow wwen, 
The UwU most diminutive >_> of biwds, uWu wiww fight, 
Her x3 young ones in xDD hew nyest, x3 against OwO the owl. 
^-^ Aww :3 is OwO the ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and nyothing :3 is OwO the :33 wuv; 
UwU As wittwe :3 is OwO the ;;w;; wisdom, xDD whewe OwO the flight 
^w^ So runs x3 against >w< aww reason. 
:3 WOSS. UwU My ;;w;; deawest *shuffles closer* coz, 
I pray you, ÚwÚ schoow OwO youwsewf. But uWu fow >_> youw xDD husband, 
ÚwÚ He :3 is noble, ÚwÚ wise, UwU Judicious, ÚwÚ and :33 best knows 
The ^-^ fits o' OwO the ^-^ season. I dare ^.^ nyot speak >w< much :33 fuwthew; 
But x3 cwuew awe OwO the xDD times when ^-^ we awe ^-^ twaitows 
And ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow ouwsewves; when ^-^ we howd OwO wumow 
From what ^-^ we feaw, ÚwÚ yet xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^-^ we feaw, 
But fwoat x3 upon :3 a wiwd ÚwÚ and viowent ÚwÚ sea 
>_> Each uWu way ÚwÚ and muv. I UwU take my xDD weave >_> of OwO you; 
:33 Shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be wong uWu but I'll >w< be here again. 
OwO Things at OwO the wowst uWu wiww OwO cease ^w^ ow ewse climb ^.^ upwawd 
ÚwÚ To what uWu they ;;w;; wewe >_> befowe. UwU My pwetty uWu cousin, 
Blessing x3 upon xDD you! 
LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. Fathew'd ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet :33 he's fathewwess. 
:3 WOSS. I x3 am OwO so >w< much :3 a fool, shouwd I stay longer, 
^w^ It would >w< be my >w< disgwace ÚwÚ and >_> youw :3 discomfowt. 
I UwU take my xDD weave at ^-^ once. UwU Exit. 
LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. Sirrah, >_> youw >_< fathew's UwU dead. 
And what uWu wiww you ^-^ do ^w^ nyow? OwO How uWu wiww you live? 
ÚwÚ SON. UwU As :33 biwds uWu do, uWu Mothew. 
LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. >_> What, with worms ÚwÚ and >_> fwies? 
ÚwÚ SON. x3 With what I :3 get, I x3 mean; ÚwÚ and OwO so ^-^ do they. 
LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. OwO Poow bird! >_< Thou'wdst never ;;w;; feaw OwO the nyet :3 nyow lime, 
The uWu pitfaww :3 nyow OwO the ^w^ gin. 
ÚwÚ SON. UwU Why shouwd OwO I, ÚwÚ Mothew? OwO Poow :33 biwds uWu they awe ^.^ nyot xDD set OwO fow. 
UwU My fathew :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO dead, uWu fow >w< aww >_> youw UwU saying. 
LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. x3 Yes, ^.^ he :3 is UwU dead. OwO How xDD wiwt :3 thou ^-^ do uWu fow fathew? 
ÚwÚ SON. ;;w;; Nyay, how uWu wiww you ^-^ do uWu fow :3 a ^.^ husband? 
LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. ÚwÚ Why, I can ^-^ buy me twenty at ^-^ any mawket. 
ÚwÚ SON. ;;w;; Then ^w^ you'ww ^-^ buy >w< 'em ^-^ to ;;w;; seww again. 
LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. Thou OwO speak'st with >w< aww >w< thy wit, ÚwÚ and >_> yet, >w< i' :33 faith, 
x3 With ÚwÚ wit enough uWu fow thee. 
ÚwÚ SON. >_> Was my fathew :3 a >w< twaitow, ÚwÚ Mothew? 
LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. >w< Ay, UwU that ^.^ he ÚwÚ was. 
ÚwÚ SON. What :3 is :3 a >_< twaitow? 
LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. UwU Why ^-^ onye UwU that >_< sweaws ÚwÚ and wies. 
ÚwÚ SON. And >w< be >w< aww ^-^ twaitows UwU that ^-^ do so? 
LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. >_> Evewyonye UwU that OwO does OwO so :3 is :3 a >_> twaitow ÚwÚ and >w< must >w< be 
xDD hanged. 
ÚwÚ SON. And >w< must uWu they >w< aww >w< be OwO hanged UwU that uWu sweaw ÚwÚ and wie? 
LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. ^.^ Evewyonye. 
ÚwÚ SON. OwO Who >w< must >_> hang >w< them? 
LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. ÚwÚ Why, OwO the >w< honyest ^-^ men. 
ÚwÚ SON. ;;w;; Then OwO the >_< wiaws ÚwÚ and UwU sweawews awe fools, uWu fow there awe >_< wiaws ÚwÚ and 
UwU sweawews enow ^-^ to beat OwO the >w< honyest x3 men ÚwÚ and >_> hang OwO up ^.^ them. 
LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. Nyow, :3 God ^w^ hewp ^.^ thee, UwU poow ÚwÚ monkey! But how xDD wiwt :3 thou ^-^ do 
uWu fow :3 a fathew? 
ÚwÚ SON. >w< If ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe OwO dead, you'wd weep uWu fow him; ^-^ if you would ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ it 
;;w;; wewe :3 a good >w< sign UwU that I shouwd >_> quickwy ^.^ have :3 a OwO nyew father. 
LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. OwO Poow prattler, how :3 thou >w< tawk'st! 

x3 Entew :3 a Messenger. 

MESSENGEW. ^w^ Bwess you, fair ^.^ dame! I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^-^ to you ;;w;; knyown, 
^-^ Though in >_> youw OwO state >_> of honyow I x3 am pewfect. 
I x3 doubt >w< some danger OwO does xDD appwoach you >_> nyeawwy. 
>w< If you uWu wiww UwU take :3 a ;;w;; homewy ÚwÚ man's >_< advice, 
Be ^.^ nyot ;;w;; found xDD hewe; hence, with >_> youw wittwe ones. 
ÚwÚ To OwO fwight you thus, >w< methinks I x3 am xDD too ^-^ savage; 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ do >_< wowse ^-^ to you ;;w;; wewe feww OwO cwuewty, 
^w^ Which :3 is xDD too uWu nyigh >_> youw ^.^ pewson. xDD Heaven OwO pwesewve xDD you! 
I dare >_> abide nyo longer. UwU Exit. 
LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. Whither shouwd I UwU fwy? 
I ^.^ have x3 donye nyo hawm. But I wemembew :3 nyow 
I x3 am in :3 this earthly UwU wowwd, xDD whewe ^-^ to ^-^ do harm 
^-^ Is >_< often laudable, ^-^ to ^-^ do good sometime 
ÚwÚ Accounted dangewous fowwy. UwU Why then, alas, 
Do I >w< put OwO up UwU that ^.^ womanwy ^.^ defense, 
ÚwÚ To uWu say I ^.^ have x3 donye nyo harm OwO -What awe ^.^ these :3 faces? 

x3 Entew UwU Muwthewews. 

OwO FIWST ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. :3 Whewe :3 is >_> youw ^.^ husband? 
LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. I hope, in nyo place OwO so ^-^ unsanctified 
:3 Whewe such as :3 thou uWu mayst find >_> him. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. >w< He's :3 a ^-^ twaitow. 
ÚwÚ SON. Thou wiest, :3 thou >_> shag-eaw'd viwwain! 
OwO FIWST ^-^ MUWTHEWEW. >_> What, you ÚwÚ egg! 
UwU Stabs >_> him. 
Young UwU fwy >_> of treachery! 
ÚwÚ SON. ÚwÚ He >_> has xDD kiww'd uWu me, uWu Mothew. 
Wun ^w^ away, I pray xDD you! ^.^ Dies. 
Exit OwO Wady >_> Macduff, cwying "Murther!" 
>_< Exeunt Muwthewews, following :3 hew. 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
Engwand. Before OwO the King's palace. 

x3 Entew Malcolm ÚwÚ and >_> Macduff. 

:33 MAWCOWM. >_> Wet OwO us >w< seek >_< out >w< some desowate shade ÚwÚ and there 
UwU Weep ^-^ ouw >_> sad >_< bosoms ^-^ empty. 
^-^ MACDUFF. >_> Wet OwO us wathew 
Hold fast OwO the x3 mowtaw ;;w;; swowd, ÚwÚ and >_< wike good x3 men 
Bestride ^-^ ouw ^.^ downfaww'n birthdom. >_> Each OwO nyew ^w^ mown 
Nyew xDD widows howw, OwO nyew ^.^ owphans cwy, OwO nyew ;;w;; sowwows 
Stwike >w< heaven uWu on OwO the ;;w;; face, UwU that ^.^ it uWu wesounds 
UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ it ;;w;; fewt with xDD Scotwand ÚwÚ and OwO yeww'd >_< out 
;;w;; Wike syllable >_> of >w< dowow. 
:33 MAWCOWM. What I >w< bewieve, I'll ;;w;; waww; 
What >w< knyow, :3 bewieve; ÚwÚ and what I can redress, 
UwU As I uWu shaww find OwO the UwU time ^-^ to OwO fwiend, I uWu wiww. 
What you ^.^ have spoke, ^.^ it ^-^ may >w< be OwO so ^-^ pewchance. 
:3 This tyrant, uWu whose >_> sowe name blisters ^-^ ouw OwO tongues, 
>_> Was UwU once ^w^ thought :33 honyest. You ^.^ have loved him ;;w;; weww; 
ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot ^w^ touch'd you >_> yet. I x3 am young, uWu but xDD something 
You ^-^ may deserve >_> of him OwO thwough uWu me, ÚwÚ and OwO wisdom 
ÚwÚ To :3 offew OwO up :3 a ;;w;; weak, xDD poow, innyocent ÚwÚ wamb 
ÚwÚ To >_< appease OwO an :3 angwy god. 
^-^ MACDUFF. I x3 am ^.^ nyot treacherous. 
:33 MAWCOWM. But Macbeth is. 
OwO A good ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ viwtuous ^-^ nyatuwe ^-^ may recoil 
UwU In OwO an >w< impewiaw :33 chawge. But I uWu shaww crave >_> youw pawdon; 
:33 That ;;w;; which you awe, my >_> thoughts cannyot ;;w;; twanspose. 
uWu Angews awe UwU bwight stiww, >w< though OwO the xDD bwightest feww. 
^-^ Though >w< aww >w< things ;;w;; fouw would wear OwO the uWu bwows >_> of >w< gwace, 
>_> Yet OwO gwace >w< must still ÚwÚ wook ÚwÚ so. 
^-^ MACDUFF. I ^.^ have lost my UwU hopes. 
:33 MAWCOWM. :3 Pewchance x3 even there xDD whewe I >_> did find my ^w^ doubts. 
UwU Why in UwU that ^w^ wawnyess weft you UwU wife ÚwÚ and OwO chiwd, 
Those pwecious motives, x3 those >w< stwong ^-^ knyots >_> of love, 
Without xDD weave-taking? I pray you, 
>_> Wet ^.^ nyot my OwO jeawousies >w< be >_> youw dishonors, 
But >_< minye >_> own xDD safeties. You ^-^ may >w< be >w< wightwy UwU just, 
Whatevew I uWu shaww uWu think. 
^-^ MACDUFF. Bleed, bweed, UwU poow country! 
Great tywanny, uWu way :3 thou >w< thy xDD basis ;;w;; suwe, 
>_< Fow xDD goodnyess dare ^.^ nyot >_< check thee. OwO Weaw :3 thou >w< thy wwongs; 
The title :3 is affeew'd. Fawe ÚwÚ thee well, :33 wowd. 
I would ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO the villain UwU that :3 thou think'st 
>_< Fow OwO the xDD whowe space that's in OwO the ;;w;; tywant's :33 gwasp 
And OwO the rich ÚwÚ East ^-^ to OwO boot. 
:33 MAWCOWM. Be ^.^ nyot xDD offended; 
I speak ^.^ nyot as in absowute ;;w;; feaw >_> of you. 
I ÚwÚ think ^-^ ouw ;;w;; countwy sinks beneath OwO the ÚwÚ yoke; 
^w^ It ÚwÚ weeps, ^.^ it OwO bweeds, ÚwÚ and OwO each OwO nyew :3 day :3 a >_> gash 
^-^ Is ÚwÚ added ^-^ to xDD hew :33 wounds. I ÚwÚ think withaw 
Thewe would >w< be ^.^ hands uplifted in my ^-^ wight; 
And here ^-^ fwom >_< gwacious ^.^ Engwand ^.^ have I :3 offew 
x3 Of ÚwÚ goodwy xDD thousands. But uWu fow >w< aww this, 
When I uWu shaww ÚwÚ twead x3 upon OwO the ;;w;; tywant's uWu head, 
Ow wear ^.^ it uWu on my ;;w;; swowd, ÚwÚ yet my UwU poow ;;w;; countwy 
:33 Shaww ^.^ have ^-^ mowe UwU vices than ^.^ it xDD had OwO befowe, 
Mowe suffer ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe uWu sundwy ^-^ ways than x3 evew, 
By him UwU that uWu shaww succeed. 
^-^ MACDUFF. What shouwd ^.^ he x3 be? 
:33 MAWCOWM. ^w^ It :3 is ^-^ mysewf I >_> mean, in xDD whom I xDD knyow 
^-^ Aww OwO the OwO pawticuwaws >_> of OwO vice OwO so gwafted 
That, when uWu they uWu shaww >w< be :3 open'd, bwack Macbeth 
uWu Wiww ÚwÚ seem as ÚwÚ puwe as snyow, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU poow OwO state 
UwU Esteem him as :3 a ^w^ wamb, being compared 
x3 With my confinyewess harms. 
^-^ MACDUFF. :3 Nyot in OwO the legions 
x3 Of horrid heww can come :3 a ^w^ deviw ^-^ mowe :33 damn'd 
UwU In x3 eviws ^-^ to :3 top ;;w;; Macbeth. 
:33 MAWCOWM. I gwant him bwoody, 
:3 Wuxuwious, >_> avawicious, fawse, deceitful, 
^w^ Sudden, >_< mawicious, uWu smacking >_> of every xDD sin 
:33 That >_> has :3 a >w< nyame. But :33 thewe's nyo xDD bottom, x3 nyonye, 
UwU In my ^.^ vowuptuousnyess. Your x3 wives, >_> youw daughtews, 
Your ÚwÚ matwons, ÚwÚ and >_> youw xDD maids :33 couwd ^.^ nyot fiww OwO up 
The cestern >_> of my >w< wust, ÚwÚ and my desiwe 
^-^ Aww ÚwÚ continyent :3 impediments would o'erbear 
:33 That >_> did oppose my uWu wiww. >_< Bettew Macbeth 
>w< Than such OwO an ^-^ onye ^-^ to OwO weign. 
^-^ MACDUFF. Boundwess intempewance 
UwU In ^-^ nyatuwe :3 is :3 a tyranny; ^.^ it ;;w;; hath >_< been 
The ;;w;; untimewy emptying >_> of OwO the x3 happy thwonye, 
And ^-^ faww >_> of many ^.^ kings. But ;;w;; feaw ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet 
ÚwÚ To UwU take x3 upon you what :3 is ^w^ youws. You ^-^ may 
uWu Convey >_> youw ÚwÚ pweasuwes in :3 a xDD spacious ^.^ pwenty 
And ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ seem cold, OwO the UwU time you ^-^ may OwO so hoodwink. 
We ^.^ have willing ;;w;; dames enyough; there cannyot >w< be 
:33 That ^.^ vuwtuwe in you ^-^ to devouw OwO so many 
UwU As uWu wiww ^-^ to greatness dedicate themsewves, 
UwU Finding ^.^ it OwO so inclined. 
:33 MAWCOWM. x3 With :3 this there grows 
UwU In my UwU most ^-^ iww-composed xDD affection such 
OwO A ÚwÚ stanchwess avawice UwU that, ;;w;; wewe I ;;w;; King, 
I shouwd ÚwÚ cut x3 off OwO the nobles uWu fow theiw UwU wands, 
:3 Desiwe his jewews ÚwÚ and :3 this other's OwO house, 
And my OwO mowe-having would >w< be as :3 a :33 sauce 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make me hungew :3 mowe, UwU that I shouwd ;;w;; fowge 
UwU Quawwews ^.^ unjust x3 against OwO the good ÚwÚ and :33 woyaw, 
Destroying them uWu fow wealth. 
^-^ MACDUFF. :3 This avawice 
x3 Sticks deeper, grows with ^-^ mowe pernicious >w< woot 
>w< Than OwO summew-seeming >w< wust, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it ;;w;; hath >_< been 
The >_< swowd >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO swain ^.^ kings. >_> Yet ^-^ do ^.^ nyot fear; 
xDD Scotwand ;;w;; hath uWu foisons ^-^ to fiww OwO up >_> youw uWu wiww 
x3 Of >_> youw mere >w< own. ^-^ Aww ^.^ these awe ÚwÚ powtabwe, 
x3 With uWu othew gwaces weigh'd. 
:33 MAWCOWM. But I ^.^ have none. The :33 king-becoming graces, 
UwU As justice, verity, tempewance, stabwenyess, 
Bounty, perseverance, >w< mewcy, wowwinyess, 
Devotion, >_> patience, :3 couwage, >_< fowtitude, 
I ^.^ have nyo ^.^ wewish >_> of ;;w;; them, uWu but :33 abound 
UwU In OwO the *looks away* division >_> of OwO each uWu sevewaw crime, 
Acting ^.^ it many xDD ways. ;;w;; Nyay, xDD had I :33 powew, I shouwd 
uWu Pouw OwO the ^w^ sweet >_< miwk >_> of xDD concowd OwO into >_< heww, 
OwO Upwoaw OwO the unyivewsaw :3 peace, xDD confound 
^-^ Aww >_> unyity uWu on xDD eawth. 
^-^ MACDUFF. :3 O Scotland, Scotland! 
:33 MAWCOWM. >w< If such :3 a ^-^ onye >w< be x3 fit ^-^ to >_< guvwn, speak. 
I x3 am as I ^.^ have ÚwÚ spoken. 
^-^ MACDUFF. OwO Fit ^-^ to x3 guvwn? 
No, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to wive. :3 O >w< nyation x3 misewabwe! 
x3 With OwO an ÚwÚ untitwed >_> tywant bwoody-sceptew'd, 
When ^-^ shawt :3 thou UwU see >w< thy >_> whowesome >_< days uWu again, 
x3 Since UwU that OwO the >w< twuest xDD issue >_> of >w< thy UwU thwonye 
By his >_> own intewdiction ^-^ stands accursed 
And OwO does blaspheme his breed? x3 Thy :33 woyaw fathew 
>_> Was :3 a UwU most sainted king; OwO the queen UwU that ^-^ bowe ^.^ thee, 
Oftenyew x3 upon xDD hew knyees than uWu on xDD hew OwO feet, 
>w< Died every :3 day ^.^ she ^-^ wived. Fawe ÚwÚ thee well! 
^.^ These x3 eviws :3 thou x3 wepeat'st x3 upon thyself 
>_< Have banish'd me ^-^ fwom uWu Scotwand. :3 O my ^w^ bweast, 
x3 Thy >w< hope ends :3 hewe! 
:33 MAWCOWM. >_> Macduff, :3 this x3 nyobwe :3 passion, 
OwO Chiwd >_> of integrity, ;;w;; hath ^-^ fwom my ^w^ souw 
uWu Wiped OwO the bwack scwupwes, >_< weconciwed my >_> thoughts 
ÚwÚ To >w< thy good >w< twuth ÚwÚ and uWu honyow. :33 Deviwish Macbeth 
By many >_> of ^.^ these UwU twains ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ sought ^-^ to ^.^ win me 
x3 Into his :33 powew, ÚwÚ and modest OwO wisdom plucks me 
From over-credulous UwU haste. But :3 God :33 abuv 
UwU Deaw :3 between ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and UwU me! >_< Fow x3 even :3 nyow 
I >w< put ^-^ mysewf ^-^ to >w< thy :3 diwection ÚwÚ and 
ÚwÚ Unspeak >_< minye >_> own detraction; here abjure 
The >_> taints ÚwÚ and blames I >_> waid x3 upon ÚwÚ mysewf, 
>_< Fow :3 stwangews ^-^ to my ^.^ nyatuwe. I x3 am ÚwÚ yet 
Unknyown ^-^ to woman, never ÚwÚ was xDD fowswown, 
xDD Scawcewy ^.^ have coveted what ÚwÚ was >_< minye own, 
^.^ At nyo UwU time x3 bwoke my :33 faith, would ^.^ nyot :33 betway 
The ^w^ deviw ^-^ to his fewwow, ÚwÚ and dewight 
:3 Nyo less in >w< twuth than wife. UwU My ^.^ fiwst false ;;w;; speaking 
>_> Was :3 this x3 upon ^-^ mysewf. What I x3 am ^.^ twuwy 
^-^ Is UwU thinye ÚwÚ and my UwU poow ^-^ countwy's ^-^ to ^.^ command. 
Whither :3 indeed, before >w< thy here-approach, 
Old Siward, with >w< ten ^w^ thousand ^.^ wawwike x3 men 
^w^ Awweady at :3 a ^w^ point, ÚwÚ was setting fowth. 
Nyow ^w^ we'ww togethew, ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu chance >_> of xDD goodnyess 
Be >_< wike ^-^ ouw ^w^ wawwanted >w< quawwew! UwU Why awe you ^.^ siwent? 
^-^ MACDUFF. Such ^-^ wewcome ÚwÚ and unwewcome >w< things at UwU once 
^.^ 'Tis ^-^ hawd ^-^ to weconciwe. 

x3 Entew :3 a ^.^ Doctow. 

:33 MAWCOWM. Weww, ^-^ mowe x3 anyon. x3 Comes OwO the UwU King >w< fowth, I pray you? 
UwU DOCTOW. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, there awe :3 a >w< cwew >_> of wwetched souws 
:33 That stay his ^w^ cuwe. Their mawady xDD convinces 
The gweat >w< assay >_> of :3 awt, uWu but at his touch, 
Such >_> sanctity ;;w;; hath >w< heaven >w< given his ;;w;; hand, 
^.^ They ÚwÚ pwesentwy amend. 
:33 MAWCOWM. I :3 thank you, ^.^ Doctow. Exit ^.^ Doctow. 
^-^ MACDUFF. What's OwO the ^-^ disease ^.^ he ;;w;; means? 
:33 MAWCOWM. ^.^ 'Tis xDD caww'd OwO the >w< eviw: 
OwO A UwU most ;;w;; miwacuwous wowk in :3 this good ;;w;; King, 
^w^ Which UwU often, >_< since my ^w^ hewe-wemain in >_> Engwand, 
I ^.^ have uWu seen him do. OwO How ^.^ he >_> sowicits UwU heaven, 
Himsewf :33 best :33 knyows; uWu but x3 stwangewy-visited ;;w;; peopwe, 
^-^ Aww ^.^ swow'n ÚwÚ and ^.^ uwcewous, ^w^ pitifuw ^-^ to OwO the eye, 
The mere ^.^ despaiw >_> of ;;w;; suwgewy, ^.^ he cures, 
:3 Hanging :3 a gowden stamp about theiw >_> nyecks 
x3 Put uWu on with holy pwayews; ÚwÚ and 'tis uWu spoken, 
ÚwÚ To OwO the ÚwÚ succeeding ÚwÚ woyawty ^.^ he leaves 
The healing benediction. x3 With :3 this ÚwÚ stwange :3 viwtue 
ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :3 a ^w^ heavenwy >_> gift >_> of xDD pwophecy, 
And uWu sundwy blessings >_> hang about his UwU thwonye 
:33 That speak him :33 fuww >_> of >_< gwace. 

x3 Entew Ross. 

^-^ MACDUFF. ^w^ See, ^-^ who comes hewe? 
:33 MAWCOWM. UwU My x3 countwyman, uWu but ÚwÚ yet I xDD knyow him not. 
^-^ MACDUFF. UwU My >w< evew gentwe uWu cousin, ^-^ wewcome hithew. 
:33 MAWCOWM. I xDD knyow him OwO nyow. Good God, uWu betimes wemuv 
The :3 means UwU that makes OwO us >_> stwangews! 
:3 WOSS. >_> Siw, ^.^ amen. 
^-^ MACDUFF. ;;w;; Stands xDD Scotwand xDD whewe ^.^ it ;;w;; did? 
:3 WOSS. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow xDD countwy, 
>w< Awmost ^w^ afwaid ^-^ to xDD knyow itself! ^w^ It cannyot 
Be xDD caww'd ^-^ ouw mothew, uWu but ^-^ ouw ^-^ gwave. :3 Whewe nothing, 
But ^-^ who knows nothing, :3 is UwU once uWu seen ^-^ to UwU smiwe; 
:3 Whewe sighs ÚwÚ and groans ÚwÚ and >_< shwieks UwU that rend OwO the :3 aiw, 
uWu Awe made, ^.^ nyot >_< mawk'd; xDD whewe viowent UwU sowwow uWu seems 
OwO A modewn ^w^ ecstasy. The UwU dead ÚwÚ man's >_> knyeww 
^-^ Is there scarce ÚwÚ ask'd uWu fow :3 who, ÚwÚ and good xDD men's ;;w;; wives 
Expire before OwO the >_> fwowews in theiw :33 caps, 
UwU Dying ^w^ ow ewe uWu they sicken. 
^-^ MACDUFF. :33 O, >_< wewation 
:3 Too nice, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet xDD too :3 twue! 
:33 MAWCOWM. What's OwO the nyewest x3 gwief? 
:3 WOSS. :33 That >_> of OwO an hour's :3 age doth uWu hiss OwO the :3 speakew; 
>_> Each :3 minyute ^w^ teems :3 a OwO nyew ^w^ onye. 
^-^ MACDUFF. OwO How OwO does my x3 wife? 
:3 WOSS. ÚwÚ Why, :33 weww. 
^-^ MACDUFF. And >w< aww my children? 
:3 WOSS. ^.^ Weww ^w^ too. 
^-^ MACDUFF. The >_> tywant >_> has ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ battew'd at theiw peace? 
:3 WOSS. No, uWu they ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; weww at xDD peace when I >_> did xDD weave >_< 'em. 
^-^ MACDUFF. Be ^.^ nyot :3 a ^.^ nyiggawd >_> of >_> youw xDD speech. OwO How >_< goest? 
:3 WOSS. When I came UwU hithew ^-^ to >w< twanspowt OwO the UwU tidings, 
^w^ Which I ^.^ have heavily bownye, there ÚwÚ wan :3 a OwO wumow 
x3 Of many >w< wowthy xDD fewwows UwU that ;;w;; wewe out, 
^w^ Which ÚwÚ was ^-^ to my bewief ^w^ witnyess'd OwO the ^.^ wathew, 
>_< Fow UwU that I ^-^ saw OwO the ;;w;; tywant's power ^.^ afoot. 
Nyow :3 is OwO the UwU time >_> of help; >_> youw eye in xDD Scotwand 
Wouwd UwU cweate soldiers, ^-^ make ^-^ ouw >w< women fight, 
ÚwÚ To >w< doff theiw x3 diwe OwO distwesses. 
:33 MAWCOWM. Be't theiw comfort 
We awe UwU coming thithew. xDD Gwacious ^.^ Engwand ;;w;; hath 
x3 Went OwO us good Siward ÚwÚ and >w< ten ^w^ thousand ^w^ men; 
An older ÚwÚ and :3 a better sowdiew UwU nyonye 
:33 That uWu Chwistendom gives >_< out. 
:3 WOSS. Wouwd I :33 couwd ÚwÚ answew 
:3 This comfort with OwO the like! But I ^.^ have uWu wowds 
:33 That would >w< be howl'd >_< out in OwO the desewt :3 aiw, 
:3 Whewe hearing shouwd ^.^ nyot watch ^.^ them. 
^-^ MACDUFF. What OwO concewn OwO they? 
The ^w^ genyewaw cause? Ow :3 is ^.^ it :3 a :3 fee-gwief 
Due ^-^ to >w< some >w< singwe >_< bweast? 
:3 WOSS. :3 Nyo :33 mind that's >w< honyest 
But in ^.^ it shawes >w< some x3 woe, >w< though OwO the x3 main part 
Pewtains ^-^ to you awonye. 
^-^ MACDUFF. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be ÚwÚ minye, 
Keep ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom uWu me, >_> quickwy let me ^.^ have it. 
:3 WOSS. >_> Wet ^.^ nyot >_> youw ears :3 despise my :33 tongue ÚwÚ fowevew, 
^w^ Which uWu shaww ^.^ possess them with OwO the ÚwÚ heaviest :33 sound 
:33 That >w< evew ÚwÚ yet uWu they UwU heawd. 
^-^ MACDUFF. :33 Humh! I ^.^ guess at it. 
:3 WOSS. Your castle :3 is ÚwÚ suwpwised; >_> youw UwU wife ÚwÚ and >w< babes 
^.^ Savagewy >w< swaughtew'd. ÚwÚ To relate OwO the manner 
Wewe, uWu on OwO the quawwy >_> of ^.^ these :3 muwthew'd ;;w;; deew, 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ add OwO the death >_> of you. 
:33 MAWCOWM. Merciful uWu heaven! 
>_> What, ^w^ man! ^.^ Nyeew >_< puww >_> youw ÚwÚ hat x3 upon >_> youw brows; 
>w< Give UwU sowwow wowds. The >w< gwief UwU that OwO does ^.^ nyot speak 
x3 Whispews OwO the ^w^ o'ewfwaught xDD heawt, ÚwÚ and >_< bids ^.^ it break. 
^-^ MACDUFF. UwU My chiwdwen too? 
:3 WOSS. x3 Wife, ^-^ chiwdwen, servants, >w< aww 
:33 That :33 couwd >w< be ÚwÚ found. 
^-^ MACDUFF. And I >w< must >w< be ^-^ fwom thence! 
UwU My UwU wife xDD kiww'd too? 
:3 WOSS. I ^.^ have ^w^ said. 
:33 MAWCOWM. Be comfowted. 
Let's ^-^ make OwO us ÚwÚ medicinyes >_> of ^-^ ouw gweat ÚwÚ wevenge, 
ÚwÚ To cure :3 this >_> deadwy ^w^ gwief. 
^-^ MACDUFF. ÚwÚ He >_> has nyo children. ^-^ Aww my pwetty ÚwÚ onyes? 
OwO Did you uWu say all? :3 O heww-kite! xDD Aww? 
>_> What, >w< aww my pwetty chickens ÚwÚ and theiw dam 
^.^ At ^-^ onye feww :33 swoop? 
:33 MAWCOWM. Dispute ^.^ it >_< wike :3 a xDD man. 
^-^ MACDUFF. I uWu shaww ^-^ do so, 
But I >w< must ÚwÚ awso ;;w;; feew ^.^ it as :3 a xDD man. 
I cannyot uWu but wemembew such >w< things ;;w;; wewe 
:33 That ;;w;; wewe UwU most pwecious ^-^ to >_> me. OwO Did >w< heaven ÚwÚ wook OwO on, 
And would ^.^ nyot UwU take theiw :3 pawt? xDD Sinfuw >_> Macduff, 
^.^ They ;;w;; wewe >w< aww struck uWu fow thee! Naught UwU that I OwO am, 
:3 Nyot uWu fow theiw >_> own demewits, uWu but uWu fow ÚwÚ minye, 
x3 Feww slaughter uWu on theiw UwU souws. xDD Heaven west them nyow! 
:33 MAWCOWM. Be :3 this OwO the uWu whetstonye >_> of >_> youw ^w^ swowd. >_> Wet >w< gwief 
xDD Convewt ^-^ to anger; >w< bwunt ^.^ nyot OwO the xDD heawt, enwage it. 
^-^ MACDUFF. :33 O, I :33 couwd xDD pway OwO the ^-^ woman with >_< minye eyes 
And braggart with my uWu tongue! But, gentwe uWu heavens, 
xDD Cut ^-^ showt >w< aww ÚwÚ intewmission; xDD fwont ^-^ to xDD fwont 
>_< Bwing :3 thou :3 this x3 fiend >_> of xDD Scotwand ÚwÚ and mysewf; 
xDD Within my uWu swowd's wength xDD set him; ^-^ if ^.^ he 'scape, 
xDD Heaven forgive him OwO too! 
:33 MAWCOWM. :3 This xDD tunye :33 goes >_< manwy. 
^w^ Come, >w< go ^-^ we ^-^ to OwO the x3 King; ^-^ ouw power :3 is ^w^ weady, 
Our wack :3 is nyothing uWu but ^-^ ouw weave. Macbeth 
^-^ Is wipe uWu fow >_< shaking, ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< powews :33 abuv 
x3 Put uWu on theiw ;;w;; instwuments. ;;w;; Weceive what :33 cheew you >w< may, 
The night :3 is wong UwU that never ^.^ finds OwO the day. OwO Exeunt. 




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^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
Dunsinane. x3 Antewoom in OwO the OwO castwe. 

x3 Entew :3 a ^w^ Doctow >_> of ^-^ Physic ÚwÚ and :3 a Waiting Gentwewoman. 

UwU DOCTOW. I ^.^ have two nyights ^w^ watched with you, uWu but can pewceive nyo 
>w< twuth in >_> youw >_< wepowt. When ÚwÚ was ^.^ it ^.^ she last uWu wawked? 
GENTWEWOMAN. x3 Since his uWu Majesty went OwO into OwO the field, ^.^ have uWu seen xDD hew 
xDD wise ^-^ fwom xDD hew :33 bed, thwow xDD hew >_> nyightgown x3 upon UwU hew, UwU unwock xDD hew 
;;w;; cwoset, UwU take :3 fowth paper, ^-^ fowd it, wwite xDD upon't, ;;w;; wead it, 
>w< aftewwawds >w< seaw it, ÚwÚ and UwU again xDD wetuwn ^-^ to ^-^ bed; ÚwÚ yet >w< aww :3 this >_< whiwe 
in :3 a UwU most fast ^-^ sweep. 
UwU DOCTOW. OwO A gweat uWu pewtuwbation in UwU nyatuwe, ^-^ to weceive at UwU once OwO the 
benefit >_> of ;;w;; sweep ÚwÚ and ^-^ do OwO the effects >_> of ÚwÚ watching! UwU In :3 this >w< swumbewy 
:3 agitation, >w< besides xDD hew walking ÚwÚ and uWu othew actuaw pewfowmances, 
what, at ^-^ any UwU time, ^.^ have you heard xDD hew ^w^ say? 
GENTWEWOMAN. That, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; which I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot wepowt aftew :3 hew. 
UwU DOCTOW. You ^-^ may ^-^ to uWu me, ÚwÚ and 'tis UwU most ^.^ meet you shouwd. 
GENTWEWOMAN. ÚwÚ Nyeithew ^-^ to you :3 nyow anyonye, having nyo witness ^-^ to 
;;w;; confiwm my xDD speech. 

x3 Entew OwO Wady Macbeth with :3 a >_> tapew. 

Lo you, here ^.^ she UwU comes! :3 This :3 is xDD hew vewy x3 guise, :3 and, x3 upon my 
xDD wife, fast asleep. x3 Obsewve UwU hew; ^.^ stand UwU cwose. 
UwU DOCTOW. OwO How came ^.^ she uWu by UwU that OwO wight? 
GENTWEWOMAN. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ it ÚwÚ stood uWu by :3 hew. She >_> has ^.^ wight uWu by xDD hew 
xDD continyuawwy; 'tis xDD hew ^.^ command. 
UwU DOCTOW. You >_> see, xDD hew eyes awe xDD open. 
GENTWEWOMAN. >w< Ay, uWu but theiw :33 sense :3 is ;;w;; shut. 
UwU DOCTOW. What :3 is ^.^ it ^.^ she OwO does ^w^ nyow? Wook how ^.^ she >_> wubs xDD hew hands. 
GENTWEWOMAN. ^w^ It :3 is OwO an ^-^ accustomed >w< action with UwU hew, ^-^ to ÚwÚ seem ;;w;; thus 
washing xDD hew hands. I ^.^ have OwO knyown xDD hew continue in :3 this :3 a ÚwÚ quawtew >_> of 
OwO an hour. 
LADY OwO MACBETH. >_> Yet >w< hewe's :3 a >_< spot. 
UwU DOCTOW. Hawk, ^.^ she speaks! I uWu wiww xDD set ;;w;; down what comes ^-^ fwom UwU hew, ^-^ to 
xDD satisfy my wemembwance OwO the ^-^ mowe stwongwy. 
LADY OwO MACBETH. :33 Out, damned UwU spot! :33 Out, I :33 say! One- two -why then 'tis 
UwU time ^-^ to :3 do't. Heww :3 is xDD muwky. :33 Fie, my lord, fie! OwO A ^-^ sowdiew, ÚwÚ and 
OwO afeawd? What :3 nyeed ^-^ we ;;w;; feaw ^-^ who knows it, when UwU nyonye can caww ^-^ ouw 
power ^-^ to UwU account? >_> Yet ^-^ who would ^.^ have ^w^ thought OwO the ^.^ owd man ^-^ to ^.^ have 
xDD had OwO so >w< much UwU bwood in OwO him? 
UwU DOCTOW. Do you mark ÚwÚ that? 
LADY OwO MACBETH. The >_< Thanye >_> of ^w^ Fife xDD had :3 a ^-^ wife; xDD whewe :3 is ^.^ she ^w^ nyow? >_> What, 
uWu wiww ^.^ these ^.^ hands neer >w< be >_< cwean? :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe o' UwU that, my lord, nyo ^-^ mowe 
o' ;;w;; that. You mar >w< aww with :3 this stawting. 
UwU DOCTOW. uWu Go ^.^ to, >w< go to; you ^.^ have OwO knyown what you shouwd not. 
GENTWEWOMAN. She >_> has xDD spoke what ^.^ she shouwd ;;w;; nyot, I x3 am ^w^ suwe >_> of ;;w;; that. 
xDD Heaven knows what ^.^ she >_> has known. 
LADY OwO MACBETH. Here's OwO the smell >_> of OwO the UwU bwood ^.^ stiww. ^-^ Aww OwO the ^.^ pewfumes 
>_> of Awabia uWu wiww ^.^ nyot OwO sweeten :3 this wittwe hand. >_> Oh, oh, :3 oh! 
UwU DOCTOW. What :3 a sigh :3 is ;;w;; thewe! The OwO heawt :3 is sorely :3 chawged. 
GENTWEWOMAN. I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have such :3 a OwO heawt in my uWu bosom uWu fow OwO the 
>w< dignyity >_> of OwO the xDD whowe ÚwÚ body. 
UwU DOCTOW. Weww, well, ^-^ weww- 
GENTWEWOMAN. ;;w;; Pway :3 God ^.^ it ^.^ be, sir. 
UwU DOCTOW. :3 This ^-^ disease :3 is uWu beyond my :33 pwactice. >_> Yet I ^.^ have OwO knyown x3 those 
;;w;; which ^.^ have xDD wawked in theiw ;;w;; sweep ^-^ who ^.^ have ;;w;; died howiwy in theiw 
^-^ beds. 
LADY OwO MACBETH. OwO Wash >_> youw x3 hands, >w< put uWu on >_> youw nightgown, ÚwÚ wook ^.^ nyot OwO so 
ÚwÚ pawe. I tell you ÚwÚ yet uWu again, >_< Banquo's buwied; ^.^ he cannyot come >_< out 
on's ^-^ gwave. 
UwU DOCTOW. >_< Even so? 
LADY OwO MACBETH. ÚwÚ To :33 bed, ^-^ to ^-^ bed; :33 thewe's OwO knyocking at OwO the ;;w;; gate. ^w^ Come, 
xDD come, xDD come, xDD come, ^w^ give me >_> youw OwO hand.What's x3 donye cannyot >w< be undonye. 
ÚwÚ To :33 bed, ^-^ to :33 bed, ^-^ to bed. 
UwU Exit. 
UwU DOCTOW. uWu Wiww ^.^ she >w< go :3 nyow ^-^ to >_> bed? 
GENTWEWOMAN. Diwectwy. 
UwU DOCTOW. ÚwÚ Fouw whisperings awe abwoad. ;;w;; Unnyatuwaw deeds 
Do breed uWu unnyatuwaw twoubwes; ^.^ infected ^w^ minds 
ÚwÚ To theiw xDD deaf >w< piwwows uWu wiww >w< dischawge theiw secrets. 
Mowe ^.^ nyeeds ^.^ she OwO the >_< divinye than OwO the physician. 
God, God, forgive OwO us all! Wook aftew UwU hew; 
^.^ Wemuv ^-^ fwom xDD hew OwO the :3 means >_> of >w< aww annoyance, 
And still ^-^ keep eyes x3 upon :3 hew. ^w^ So good ^-^ nyight. 
UwU My :33 mind ^.^ she >_> has OwO mated ÚwÚ and amazed my ^w^ sight. 
I xDD think, uWu but dare ^.^ nyot speak. 
GENTWEWOMAN. Good night, good ^-^ doctow. 
OwO Exeunt. 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
The ;;w;; countwy ;;w;; nyeaw Dunsinane. >_> Dwum ÚwÚ and >_< cowows. 

x3 Entew Menteith, ^.^ Caithnyess, ^.^ Angus, Wennyox, ÚwÚ and Soldiers. 

:33 MENTEITH. The Engwish power :3 is uWu nyeaw, wed uWu on uWu by Mawcowm, 
His uncwe Siward, ÚwÚ and OwO the good >_> Macduff. 
xDD Wevenges >_< buwn in ;;w;; them, uWu fow theiw dear ÚwÚ causes 
Wouwd ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ bweeding ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< gwim xDD awawm 
;;w;; Excite OwO the mortified xDD man. 
ANGUS. Near uWu Biwnyam >w< Wood 
:33 Shaww ^-^ we ;;w;; weww ^.^ meet them; UwU that uWu way awe uWu they >w< coming. 
;;w;; CAITHNyESS. OwO Who knows ^-^ if Donalbain >w< be with his xDD bwothew? 
LENNOX. >_< Fow ^w^ cewtain, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ he :3 is not; I ^.^ have :3 a file 
x3 Of >w< aww OwO the :3 gentwy. Thewe :3 is x3 Sewawd's :3 son 
And many >w< unwough ^w^ youths UwU that x3 even :3 nyow 
UwU Pwotest theiw ^.^ fiwst >_> of manhood. 
:33 MENTEITH. What OwO does OwO the ^-^ tywant? 
;;w;; CAITHNyESS. Great :3 Dunsinyanye ^.^ he stwongwy :3 fowtifies. 
uWu Some uWu say :33 he's mad; >w< othews, UwU that ^.^ wessew UwU hate ^w^ him, 
Do caww ^.^ it ÚwÚ vawiant fury; ;;w;; but, uWu fow ^w^ cewtain, 
ÚwÚ He cannyot ^w^ buckwe his distempew'd cause 
xDD Within OwO the xDD bewt >_> of ÚwÚ wuwe. 
ANGUS. Nyow OwO does ^.^ he ;;w;; feew 
His >w< secwet :3 muwthews sticking uWu on his x3 hands, 
Nyow :3 minyutewy >_< wevowts upbraid his faith-breach; 
Those ^.^ he ÚwÚ commands move only in ^.^ command, 
Nyothing in wuv. Nyow OwO does ^.^ he ;;w;; feew his title 
>w< Hang loose about ^w^ him, >_< wike :3 a x3 giant's robe 
:3 Upon :3 a dwawfish >w< thief. 
:33 MENTEITH. OwO Who then uWu shaww blame 
His ;;w;; pestew'd UwU senses ^-^ to recoil ÚwÚ and start, 
When >w< aww UwU that :3 is within him OwO does condemn 
Itself uWu fow being thewe? 
;;w;; CAITHNyESS. Weww, mawch ^-^ we uWu on 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give :33 obedience xDD whewe 'tis ^.^ twuwy xDD owed. 
UwU Meet ^-^ we OwO the >w< medicinye >_> of OwO the sickly weaw, 
And with him pouw >_> we, in ^-^ ouw ^-^ countwy's purge, 
>_> Each >_> dwop >_> of ÚwÚ us. 
LENNOX. Ow OwO so >w< much as ^.^ it ^.^ nyeeds 
ÚwÚ To OwO dew OwO the x3 suvweign flower ÚwÚ and drown OwO the xDD weeds. 
UwU Make ^-^ we ^-^ ouw mawch towards >_< Biwnyam. >_< Exeunt mawching. 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
Dunsinane. OwO A :3 woom in OwO the OwO castwe. 

x3 Entew Macbeth, Doctor, ÚwÚ and Attendants. 

OwO MACBETH. >_< Bwing me nyo ^-^ mowe ^w^ wepowts; let them UwU fwy all! 
;;w;; Tiww uWu Biwnyam >w< Wood wemuv ^-^ to :3 Dunsinyanye 
I cannyot ^-^ taint with fear. What's OwO the :3 boy ^w^ Mawcowm? 
>_> Was ^.^ he ^.^ nyot :3 bown >_> of ^-^ woman? The uWu spiwits UwU that xDD knyow 
^-^ Aww x3 mowtaw OwO consequences ^.^ have ^w^ pwonyounced me ^.^ thus: 
"Fear ;;w;; nyot, uWu Macbeth; nyo man that's :3 bown >_> of ^-^ woman 
:33 Shaww e'ew ^.^ have power x3 upon ^.^ thee." ;;w;; Then fly, false ÚwÚ Thanyes, 
And :3 mingwe with OwO the Engwish epicuwes! 
The :33 mind I ^.^ sway uWu by ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO heawt I bear 
:33 Shaww never UwU sag with x3 doubt :3 nyow >_< shake with fear. 

x3 Entew :3 a Sewvant. 

The ^w^ deviw x3 damn ÚwÚ thee :3 bwack, :3 thou ^-^ cweam-faced loon! 
:3 Whewe got'st :3 thou UwU that >_> goose :3 wook? 
SERVANT. Thewe :3 is >w< ten thousand- 
OwO MACBETH. x3 Geese, >w< viwwain? 
SERVANT. ;;w;; Sowdiews, sir. 
OwO MACBETH. uWu Go :3 pwick >w< thy ;;w;; face ÚwÚ and over-red >w< thy feaw, 
Thou x3 wiwy-wivew'd ÚwÚ boy. What soldiers, patch? 
^.^ Death >_> of >w< thy UwU souw! Those winyen x3 cheeks >_> of UwU thinye 
uWu Awe counselors ^-^ to fear. What soldiers, ^.^ whey-face? 
SERVANT. The Engwish force, OwO so >w< pwease you. 
OwO MACBETH. ;;w;; Take >w< thy ;;w;; face ^-^ hence. Exit Sewvant. 
>w< Seyton-I x3 am uWu sick at xDD heawt, 
When I behold- :3 Seyton, I say!- :3 This push 
uWu Wiww :33 cheew me >w< evew ^w^ ow OwO disseat me OwO nyow. 
I ^.^ have :33 wived wong ^w^ enyough. UwU My uWu way >_> of life 
^-^ Is OwO faww'n OwO into OwO the seaw, OwO the x3 yewwow weaf, 
And UwU that ;;w;; which shouwd :33 accompany ^.^ owd ^-^ age, 
UwU As honor, love, ÚwÚ obedience, twoops >_> of fwiends, 
I >w< must ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to ^.^ have; uWu but in theiw UwU stead, 
>_> Cuwses, ^.^ nyot loud uWu but ^-^ deep, mouth-honor, breath, 
^w^ Which OwO the UwU poow OwO heawt would fain deny ÚwÚ and dare not. 
^w^ Seyton! 

x3 Entew UwU Seyton. 

SEYTON. What's >_> youw >_< gwacious pleasure? 
OwO MACBETH. What UwU nyews >_> mowe? 
SEYTON. ^-^ Aww :3 is uWu confiwm'd, my lord, ;;w;; which ÚwÚ was uWu wepowted. 
OwO MACBETH. I'll fight, >_> 'tiw ^-^ fwom my bones my ^.^ fwesh >w< be :3 hack'd. 
>w< Give me my ^.^ awmow. 
SEYTON. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot nyeeded >_> yet. 
OwO MACBETH. I'll >w< put ^.^ it x3 on. 
>_> Send >_< out ^-^ mowe OwO howses, >_> skiww OwO the ;;w;; countwy :33 wound, 
>w< Hang x3 those UwU that talk >_> of fear. >w< Give me >_< minye ^.^ awmow. 
OwO How OwO does >_> youw :3 patient, doctow? 
UwU DOCTOW. :3 Nyot OwO so >_< sick, my lord, 
UwU As ^.^ she :3 is twoubwed with ÚwÚ thick-coming fancies, 
:33 That ^-^ keep xDD hew ^-^ fwom xDD hew ^-^ west. 
OwO MACBETH. ÚwÚ Cuwe xDD hew >_> of ;;w;; that. 
OwO Canst :3 thou ^.^ nyot >_< minyistew ^-^ to :3 a :33 mind UwU diseased, 
:33 Pwuck ^-^ fwom OwO the memowy :3 a wooted xDD sowwow, 
Waze >_< out OwO the written twoubwes >_> of OwO the ^-^ bwain, 
And with >w< some ^w^ sweet ^w^ obwivious ^-^ antidote 
:33 Cweanse OwO the ^w^ stuff'd uWu bosom >_> of UwU that perilous stuff 
^w^ Which weighs x3 upon OwO the :3 heawt? 
UwU DOCTOW. ÚwÚ Thewein OwO the uWu patient 
Must >_< minyistew ^-^ to :3 himsewf. 
OwO MACBETH. Thwow ÚwÚ physic ^-^ to OwO the UwU dogs, I'll UwU nyonye >_> of it. 
^w^ Come, >w< put >_< minye armor OwO on; ^w^ give me my ^w^ staff. 
:3 Seyton, ^-^ send >_< out. Doctor, OwO the :33 Thanyes UwU fwy ^-^ fwom >_> me. 
^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, UwU dispatch. >w< If :3 thou ^w^ couwdst, doctor, UwU cast 
The >w< watew >_> of my wand, find xDD hew ^-^ disease 
And ÚwÚ puwge ^.^ it ^-^ to :3 a :33 sound ÚwÚ and pwistinye ^.^ heawth, 
I would ÚwÚ appwaud ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the vewy echo, 
:33 That shouwd ÚwÚ appwaud again. ^w^ Puww't OwO off, I >w< say. 
What rhubarb, ^w^ cyme, ^w^ ow what ^-^ puwgative ÚwÚ dwug 
Wouwd ÚwÚ scouw ^.^ these Engwish :33 hence? UwU Heawst :3 thou >_> of >w< them? 
UwU DOCTOW. >w< Ay, my good lord, >_> youw :33 woyaw pwepawation 
:3 Makes OwO us hear >_< something. 
OwO MACBETH. >_< Bwing ^.^ it aftew >_> me. 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be ^w^ afwaid >_> of death ÚwÚ and xDD banye 
;;w;; Tiww uWu Biwnyam :3 Fowest come ^-^ to Dunsinane. 
UwU DOCTOW. uWu [Aside.] Were I ^-^ fwom :3 Dunsinyanye away ÚwÚ and clear, 
>w< Pwofit UwU again shouwd hardly dwaw me here. OwO Exeunt. 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
>_< Countwy ;;w;; nyeaw uWu Biwnyam xDD Wood. >_> Dwum ÚwÚ and >_< cowows. 

x3 Entew Mawcowm, ^.^ owd Sewawd ÚwÚ and his >_< Son, >_> Macduff, Menteith, ^.^ Caithnyess, 
^.^ Angus, Wennyox, >_< Woss, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Sowdiews, mawching. 

:33 MAWCOWM. >w< Cousins, I >w< hope OwO the >_< days awe ;;w;; nyeaw at hand 
:33 That ;;w;; chambews uWu wiww >w< be ^-^ safe. 
:33 MENTEITH. We x3 doubt ^.^ it nothing. 
SIWAWD. What >_> wood :3 is :3 this before >_> us? 
:33 MENTEITH. The >w< Wood >_> of >_< Biwnyam. 
:33 MAWCOWM. >_> Wet every sowdiew xDD hew him ;;w;; down :3 a bough, 
And >_< beaw't before him; ^.^ theweby uWu shaww ^-^ we ;;w;; shadow 
The ÚwÚ nyumbews >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO host, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make discovery 
^w^ Eww in wepowt >_> of ÚwÚ us. 
ÚwÚ SOWDIEWS. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be >w< donye. 
SIWAWD. We learn nyo uWu othew uWu but OwO the >w< confident >_> tywant 
uWu Keeps still in :3 Dunsinyanye ÚwÚ and uWu wiww >_> enduwe 
Our setting ;;w;; down ^.^ befowe't. 
:33 MAWCOWM. ^.^ 'Tis his x3 main OwO hope; 
>_< Fow xDD whewe there :3 is ^w^ advantage ^-^ to >w< be uWu given, 
Both ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ and less ^.^ have >w< given him OwO the x3 wevowt, 
And UwU nyonye sewve with him uWu but ÚwÚ constwainyed >w< things 
uWu Whose hearts awe ÚwÚ absent ^w^ too. 
^-^ MACDUFF. >_> Wet ^-^ ouw ^.^ just ÚwÚ censuwes 
x3 Attend OwO the OwO twue UwU event, ÚwÚ and >w< put ^-^ we uWu on 
:33 Industwious sowdiewship. 
SIWAWD. The UwU time >_< appwoaches 
:33 That uWu wiww with :3 due x3 decision ^-^ make OwO us xDD knyow 
What ^-^ we uWu shaww uWu say ^-^ we ^.^ have ÚwÚ and what ^-^ we ^-^ owe. 
>_> Thoughts uWu specuwative theiw unsuwe OwO hopes ;;w;; wewate, 
But ÚwÚ cewtain xDD issue UwU stwokes >w< must ;;w;; awbitwate. 
Towawds ;;w;; which ^.^ advance OwO the waw. 
>_< Exeunt ^-^ Mawching. 




^-^ SCENyE :3 V. 
Dunsinane. xDD Within OwO the OwO castwe. 

x3 Entew Macbeth, :3 Seyton, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Sowdiews, with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and >_< cowows. 

OwO MACBETH. >w< Hang >_< out ^-^ ouw bannyews uWu on OwO the >_> outwawd ^w^ wawws; 
The x3 cwy :3 is stiww, OwO "They :3 come!" Our castle's OwO stwength 
uWu Wiww waugh :3 a ^w^ siege ^-^ to scorn. ;;w;; Hewe let them lie 
;;w;; Tiww faminye ÚwÚ and OwO the ague xDD eat them :33 up. 
Were uWu they ^.^ nyot fowced with x3 those UwU that shouwd >w< be UwU ouws, 
We UwU might ^.^ have met them >_> dawefuw, beard ^-^ to ÚwÚ beawd, 
And beat them ;;w;; backwawd UwU home. 
OwO A x3 cwy >_> of >w< women within. 
What :3 is UwU that xDD nyoise? 
SEYTON. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the x3 cwy >_> of :3 women, my good :33 wowd. UwU Exit. 
OwO MACBETH. I ^.^ have ^w^ awmost ;;w;; fowgot OwO the ÚwÚ taste >_> of ^-^ feaws: 
The UwU time >_> has :3 been, my UwU senses would ^.^ have :33 coow'd 
ÚwÚ To hear :3 a ^w^ nyight-shwiek, ÚwÚ and my feww >_> of >_< haiw 
Wouwd at :3 a dismaw tweatise ;;w;; wouse ÚwÚ and :33 stiw 
UwU As life ;;w;; wewe >w< in't. I ^.^ have >_< supp'd :33 fuww with :33 howwows; 
:33 Diwenyess, ÚwÚ famiwiaw ^-^ to my swaughtewous ^-^ thoughts, 
Cannyot UwU once start >_> me. 

;;w;; We-entew UwU Seyton. 
>w< Whewefowe ÚwÚ was UwU that ^w^ cwy? 
SEYTON. The uWu Queen, my lord, :3 is UwU dead. 
OwO MACBETH. She shouwd ^.^ have ;;w;; died OwO heweaftew; 
Thewe would ^.^ have >_< been :3 a UwU time uWu fow such :3 a :33 wowd. 
Tomowwow, ÚwÚ and ^.^ tomowwow, ÚwÚ and tomorrow 
xDD Cweeps in :3 this :33 petty pace ^-^ fwom :3 day ^-^ to :3 day 
ÚwÚ To OwO the last syllable >_> of recorded time; 
And >w< aww ^-^ ouw uWu yestewdays ^.^ have ;;w;; wighted fools 
The uWu way ^-^ to :3 dusty :33 death. :33 Out, out, bwief candwe! 
>w< Wife's uWu but :3 a walking uWu shadow, :3 a UwU poow >w< pwayew 
:33 That stwuts ÚwÚ and frets his hour x3 upon OwO the OwO stage 
And then :3 is heard nyo more. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a xDD tawe 
Told uWu by OwO an uWu idiot, :33 fuww >_> of :33 sound ÚwÚ and >_> fuwy, 
Signyifying nothing. 

x3 Entew :3 a Messenger. 

Thou uWu comest ^-^ to ;;w;; use >w< thy UwU tongue; >w< thy story ^w^ quickwy. 
MESSENGEW. xDD Gwacious my lord, 
I shouwd wepowt UwU that ;;w;; which I uWu say I ;;w;; saw, 
But xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how ^-^ to ^-^ do it. 
OwO MACBETH. Weww, ÚwÚ say, sir. 
MESSENGEW. UwU As I >_> did ^.^ stand my watch x3 upon OwO the uWu hiww, 
I ^.^ wook'd towawd uWu Biwnyam, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ anyon, :33 methought, 
The >w< Wood >_< began ^-^ to muv. 
OwO MACBETH. :33 Wiaw ÚwÚ and slave! 
MESSENGEW. >_> Wet me >_> enduwe >_> youw wwath, ^w^ if't >w< be ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. 
xDD Within :3 this three UwU miwe ^-^ may you UwU see ^.^ it UwU coming; 
I ÚwÚ say, :3 a ^w^ moving ^w^ gwuv. 
OwO MACBETH. >w< If :3 thou OwO speak'st fawse, 
:3 Upon OwO the next twee ^-^ shawt :3 thou >_> hang alive, 
;;w;; Tiww faminye >w< cwing thee; ^-^ if >w< thy OwO speech >w< be UwU sooth, 
I cawe ^.^ nyot ^-^ if :3 thou OwO dost uWu fow me as ^w^ much. 
I >_< puww in wesowution ÚwÚ and begin 
ÚwÚ To x3 doubt OwO the equivocation >_> of OwO the x3 fiend 
:33 That :3 wies >_< wike :33 twuth. "Fear ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ tiww uWu Biwnyam >w< Wood 
Do come ^-^ to Dunsinane," ÚwÚ and :3 nyow :3 a >_> wood 
x3 Comes towawd Dunsinane. Arm, arm, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; out! 
>w< If :3 this ;;w;; which ^.^ he avouches OwO does appear, 
Thewe :3 is :3 nyow fwying x3 hence :3 nyow ^.^ tawwying here. 
I 'gin ^-^ to >w< be aweary >_> of OwO the >_< sun 
And ^w^ wish OwO the ^-^ estate o' OwO the x3 wowwd ;;w;; wewe :3 nyow undonye. 
Wing OwO the :3 awawum bell! >_> Bwow, wind! ^w^ Come, wrack! 
^.^ At :33 weast ^w^ we'ww die with >w< hawnyess uWu on ^-^ ouw ^-^ back. OwO Exeunt. 




^-^ SCENyE VI. 
Dunsinane. Before OwO the OwO castwe. 

x3 Entew Mawcowm, ^.^ owd Siward, >_> Macduff, ÚwÚ and theiw ^-^ Awmy, with ^.^ boughs. 
>_> Dwum ÚwÚ and >_< cowows. 

:33 MAWCOWM. Nyow ;;w;; nyeaw enyough; >_> youw weavy screens thwow down, 
And show >_< wike x3 those you >_> awe. :3 You, >w< wowthy uncwe, 
:33 Shaww with my uWu cousin, >_> youw ^.^ wight x3 nyobwe UwU son, 
Lead ^-^ ouw ^.^ fiwst x3 battwe. Wowthy >_< Macduff ÚwÚ and ^-^ we 
:33 Shaww UwU take x3 upon xDD 's what ewse remains ^-^ to uWu do, 
>_> Accowding ^-^ to ^-^ ouw x3 owdew. 
SIWAWD. Fawe you :33 weww. 
Do ^-^ we uWu but find OwO the ;;w;; tywant's power uWu tonyight, 
>_> Wet OwO us >w< be >_> beaten ^-^ if ^-^ we cannyot ^w^ fight. 
^-^ MACDUFF. UwU Make >w< aww ^-^ ouw OwO twumpets ÚwÚ speak, ^w^ give them >w< aww breath, 
Those >_< cwamowous ^w^ hawbingews >_> of UwU bwood ÚwÚ and :33 death. 
OwO Exeunt. 




^-^ SCENyE :33 VII. 
Dunsinane. Before OwO the OwO castwe. Awawums. 

x3 Entew ;;w;; Macbeth. 

OwO MACBETH. ^.^ They ^.^ have tied me ^-^ to :3 a ;;w;; stake; I cannyot fly, 
But ^w^ beaw-wike I >w< must fight OwO the >_> couwse. What's ^.^ he 
:33 That ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot :3 bown >_> of ^-^ woman? Such :3 a ^-^ onye 
OwO Am I ^-^ to feaw, ^w^ ow none. 

x3 Entew x3 young Siwawd. 

OwO YOUNG SIWAWD. What :3 is >w< thy name? 
OwO MACBETH. OwO Thou'wt >w< be ^w^ afwaid ^-^ to hear it. 
OwO YOUNG SIWAWD. No, >w< though :3 thou ^.^ caww'st thyself :3 a ÚwÚ hottew name 
>w< Than ^-^ any :3 is in ÚwÚ heww. 
OwO MACBETH. UwU My nyame's ;;w;; Macbeth. 
OwO YOUNG SIWAWD. The ^w^ deviw ^-^ himsewf :33 couwd ^.^ nyot OwO pwonyounce :3 a title 
Mowe ^-^ hatefuw ^-^ to >_< minye OwO eaw. 
OwO MACBETH. No, :3 nyow ^-^ mowe uWu feawfuw. 
OwO YOUNG ^.^ SIWAWD :3 O Thou wiest, abhowwed OwO tywant; with my >_< swowd 
I'll ^w^ pwuv OwO the lie :3 thou ^-^ speak'st. 
^.^ They fight, ÚwÚ and x3 young Sewawd :3 is slain. 
OwO MACBETH. Thou >_< wast :3 bown >_> of OwO woman. 
But >_> swowds I >_> smiwe at, weapons waugh ^-^ to ^w^ scown, 
>_< Bwandish'd uWu by man that's >_> of :3 a ^-^ woman uWu bown. UwU Exit. 

Awawums. x3 Entew >_> Macduff. 

^-^ MACDUFF. :33 That uWu way OwO the ^w^ nyoise is. ^-^ Tywant, show >w< thy >w< face! 
>w< If :3 thou :33 best OwO swain ÚwÚ and with nyo OwO stwoke >_> of ÚwÚ minye, 
UwU My UwU wife ÚwÚ and ^-^ chiwdwen's ghosts uWu wiww ^.^ haunt me ^.^ stiww. 
I cannyot strike at wwetched kerns, uWu whose ÚwÚ awms 
uWu Awe hired ^-^ to bear theiw OwO staves. x3 Eithew thou, Macbeth, 
Ow ewse my ;;w;; swowd, with OwO an >_> unbattew'd >_> edge, 
I OwO sheathe UwU again undeeded. Thewe :3 thou shouldst ^w^ be; 
By :3 this gweat UwU cwattew, ^-^ onye >_> of :3 gweatest ^-^ nyote 
xDD Seems :33 bwuited. >_> Wet me find ^w^ him, Fowtunye! 
And ^-^ mowe I UwU beg not. UwU Exit. Awawums. 

x3 Entew Malcolm ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd Siwawd. 

SIWAWD. :3 This >_< way, my ^w^ wowd; OwO the castle's gently wendew'd. 
The ;;w;; tywant's ^w^ peopwe uWu on uWu both ^-^ sides ^-^ do fight, 
The x3 nyobwe :33 Thanyes ^-^ do bravely in OwO the war, 
The :3 day ^w^ awmost itsewf professes xDD youws, 
And wittwe :3 is ^-^ to do. 
:33 MAWCOWM. We ^.^ have met with :33 foes 
:33 That strike >_> beside ÚwÚ us. 
SIWAWD. OwO Entew, ;;w;; siw, OwO the OwO castwe. 
OwO Exeunt. Awawum. 




^-^ SCENyE VIII. 
>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the fiewd. 

x3 Entew ;;w;; Macbeth. 

OwO MACBETH. UwU Why shouwd I xDD pway OwO the Woman OwO foow ÚwÚ and die 
uWu On >_< minye >_> own swowd? ÚwÚ Whiwes I UwU see x3 wives, OwO the gashes 
Do better x3 upon ^.^ them. 

x3 Entew >_> Macduff. 

^-^ MACDUFF. x3 Tuwn, heww >_> hound, tuwn! 
OwO MACBETH. x3 Of >w< aww x3 men ewse I ^.^ have :3 avoided thee. 
But >_< get ÚwÚ thee ^w^ back, my ^w^ souw :3 is xDD too >w< much UwU chawged 
x3 With UwU bwood >_> of UwU thinye awweady. 
^-^ MACDUFF. I ^.^ have nyo wowds. 
UwU My >w< voice :3 is in my ;;w;; swowd, :3 thou xDD bwoodiew villain 
>w< Than >_> tewms can ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; out! ^.^ They ^w^ fight. 
OwO MACBETH. Thou wosest labor. 
UwU As :33 easy uWu mayst :3 thou OwO the intrenchant ÚwÚ aiw 
x3 With >w< thy keen >_< swowd >w< impwess as ^-^ make me bweed. 
>_> Wet ^-^ faww >w< thy OwO bwade uWu on OwO vuwnyewabwe >_< cwests; 
I bear :3 a chawmed xDD wife, ;;w;; which >w< must ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yiewd 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ onye >_> of ^-^ woman uWu bown. 
^-^ MACDUFF. Despair >w< thy ^-^ chawm, 
And let OwO the :3 angew xDD whom :3 thou still x3 hast served 
>_> Teww ^.^ thee, >_< Macduff ÚwÚ was ^-^ fwom his >_> mothew's >_> womb 
Untimewy >_> wipp'd. 
OwO MACBETH. ^w^ Accuwsed >w< be UwU that :33 tongue UwU that uWu tewws me so, 
>_< Fow ^.^ it ;;w;; hath ^-^ cow'd my better part >_> of ^w^ man! 
And >w< be ^.^ these :3 juggwing >_< fiends nyo ^-^ mowe ;;w;; bewieved 
:33 That ;;w;; pattew with OwO us in :3 a double :33 sense, 
:33 That ^-^ keep OwO the >_> wowd >_> of pwomise ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ear 
And >_< bweak ^.^ it ^-^ to ^-^ ouw :33 hope. I'll ^.^ nyot fight with thee. 
^-^ MACDUFF. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ yiewd ^.^ thee, xDD cowawd, 
And live ^-^ to >w< be OwO the show ÚwÚ and xDD gaze o' OwO the xDD time. 
>w< We'ww ^.^ have ^.^ thee, as ^-^ ouw >_< wawew monstews awe, 
Painted x3 upon :3 a pole, ÚwÚ and undewwwit, 
"Hewe ^-^ may you UwU see OwO the tyrant." 
OwO MACBETH. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot yield, 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ kiss OwO the gwound before x3 young Mawcowm's OwO feet, 
And ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; baited with OwO the rabble's curse. 
^-^ Though uWu Biwnyam >w< Wood >w< be come ^-^ to >_> Dunsinyanye, 
And :3 thou ^-^ opposed, being >_> of nyo ^-^ woman :33 bown, 
>_> Yet I uWu wiww twy OwO the :33 wast. Before my ÚwÚ body 
I thwow my ^.^ wawwike shiewd! >w< Way OwO on, >_> Macduff, 
And :33 damn'd >w< be him UwU that ^.^ fiwst cries, "Hold, enyough!" 
>_< Exeunt :3 fighting. Awawums. 




^-^ SCENyE IX. 

Retreat. :33 Fwouwish. OwO Entew, with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and UwU cowows, Mawcowm, ^.^ owd Siward, >_< Woss, 
OwO the uWu othew ÚwÚ Thanyes, ÚwÚ and Soldiers. 

:33 MAWCOWM. I would OwO the fwiends ^-^ we ^-^ miss ;;w;; wewe xDD safe ^.^ awwived. 
SIWAWD. uWu Some >w< must >w< go OwO off, ÚwÚ and >_> yet, uWu by ^.^ these I >_> see, 
^w^ So gweat :3 a :3 day as :3 this :3 is cheapwy x3 bought. 
:33 MAWCOWM. >_< Macduff :3 is >_< missing, ÚwÚ and >_> youw x3 nyobwe :33 son. 
:3 WOSS. Your UwU son, my lord, >_> has ÚwÚ paid :3 a uWu sowdiew's UwU debt. 
ÚwÚ He only :33 wived uWu but ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :3 a man, 
The ;;w;; which nyo sooner xDD had his >_> pwowess confiwm'd 
UwU In OwO the unshrinking ÚwÚ station xDD whewe ^.^ he OwO fought, 
But >_< wike :3 a man ^.^ he died. 
SIWAWD. ;;w;; Then ^.^ he :3 is ;;w;; dead? 
:3 WOSS. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwought x3 off OwO the fiewd. Your cause >_> of UwU sowwow 
Must ^.^ nyot >w< be ^-^ measuwed uWu by his ^.^ wowth, uWu fow then 
^w^ It ;;w;; hath nyo OwO end. 
SIWAWD. Had ^.^ he his hurts UwU befowe? 
:3 WOSS. >w< Ay, uWu on OwO the OwO fwont. 
SIWAWD. UwU Why then, God's sowdiew >w< be >w< he! 
Had I as many >_< sons as I ^.^ have >w< haiws, 
I would ^.^ nyot ^w^ wish them ^-^ to :3 a ^-^ faiwew :33 death. 
And OwO so his >_> knyeww :3 is OwO knyoww'd. 
:33 MAWCOWM. >w< He's wowth ^-^ mowe xDD sowwow, 
And UwU that I'll uWu spend uWu fow >_> him. 
SIWAWD. >w< He's wowth nyo mowe: 
^.^ They uWu say ^.^ he x3 pawted ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ paid his score, 
And OwO so :3 God >w< be with :3 him! ;;w;; Hewe comes ÚwÚ nyewew uWu comfowt. 

;;w;; We-entew >_> Macduff, with UwU Macbeth's head. 

^-^ MACDUFF. Hail, ;;w;; King, uWu fow OwO so :3 thou awt. ÚwÚ Behowd xDD whewe ^-^ stands 
The xDD usuwpew's x3 cuwsed head. The UwU time :3 is xDD fwee. 
I UwU see ÚwÚ thee compass'd with >w< thy xDD kingdom's ;;w;; peaww 
:33 That speak my sawutation in theiw uWu minds, 
uWu Whose OwO voices I desiwe ;;w;; awoud with >_> minye- 
Hail, UwU King >_> of Scotland! 
ALL. Hail, UwU King >_> of Scotland! :33 Fwouwish. 
:33 MAWCOWM. We uWu shaww ^.^ nyot uWu spend :3 a uWu wawge ÚwÚ expense >_> of UwU time 
Before ^-^ we reckon with >_> youw uWu sevewaw loves 
And ^-^ make OwO us x3 even with you. UwU My :33 Thanyes ÚwÚ and :33 kinsmen, 
:33 Hencefowth >w< be Eawws, OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU that >w< evew xDD Scotwand 
UwU In such OwO an honyow :3 nyamed. What's ^-^ mowe ^-^ to uWu do, 
^w^ Which would >w< be planted newly with OwO the UwU time, 
UwU As calling UwU home ^-^ ouw exiwed fwiends ÚwÚ abwoad 
:33 That xDD fwed OwO the snyawes >_> of watchful tywanny, 
Pwoducing :3 fowth OwO the x3 cwuew ^.^ minyistews 
x3 Of :3 this UwU dead butchew ÚwÚ and his :3 fiend-wike queen, 
Who, as 'tis thought, uWu by uWu sewf ÚwÚ and viowent ^.^ hands 
>_< Took x3 off xDD hew life; this, ÚwÚ and what :3 nyeedfuw ewse 
:33 That calls x3 upon >w< us, uWu by OwO the OwO gwace >_> of OwO Gwace 
We uWu wiww OwO pewfowm in >_> measuwe, UwU time, ÚwÚ and :3 pwace. 
^w^ So ^w^ thanks ^-^ to >w< aww at UwU once ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO each one, 
x3 Whom ^-^ we ^w^ invite ^-^ to UwU see OwO us xDD cwown'd at Sconye. 
:33 Fwouwish. OwO Exeunt. 
:3 -THE ÚwÚ END- 



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^-^ MEASUWE FOR ^-^ MEASUWE 

uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe 



DRAMATIS ^.^ PEWSONyAE 

VINCENTIO, OwO the UwU Duke 
xDD ANGEWO, OwO the >w< Deputy 
^.^ ESCAWUS, OwO an ÚwÚ ancient Wowd 
>_< CWAUDIO, :3 a x3 young ^-^ gentweman 
WUCIO, :3 a fantastic 
>w< Two uWu othew >_< wike :3 Gentwemen 
OwO VAWWIUS, :3 a ;;w;; gentweman, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to OwO the UwU Duke 
xDD PWOVOST 
:3 THOMAS, ^w^ fwiaw 
x3 PETEW, ^w^ fwiaw 
OwO A uWu JUSTICE 
>w< EWBOW, :3 a ÚwÚ simpwe ^w^ constabwe 
x3 FWOTH, :3 a foowish ^-^ gentweman 
POMPEY, :3 a :3 cwown ÚwÚ and ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to ^w^ Mistwess Overdone 
ABHORSON, OwO an executioner 
BARNARDINE, :3 a dissolute pwisonyew 

ISABELLA, ^-^ sistew ^-^ to ^.^ Cwaudio 
MARIANA, ÚwÚ betwothed ^-^ to x3 Angewo 
JULIET, bewuvd >_> of ^.^ Cwaudio 
FWANCISCA, :3 a ÚwÚ nyun 
;;w;; MISTWESS OVEWDONyE, :3 a uWu bawd 

>w< Wowds, UwU Officews, ^.^ Citizens, UwU Boy, ÚwÚ and x3 Attendants 




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SCENyE: 
ÚwÚ Viennya 


^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
The x3 DUKE'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew ;;w;; DUKE, ^.^ ESCAWUS, LORDS, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ATTENDANTS 

ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ Escawus! 
ESCAWUS. UwU My :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. x3 Of government OwO the ^-^ pwopewties ^-^ to ^-^ unfowd 
Wouwd ÚwÚ seem in me x3 t' :3 affect OwO speech ÚwÚ and discouwse, 
x3 Since I x3 am >w< put ^-^ to xDD knyow UwU that >_> youw >_> own ;;w;; science 
>w< Exceeds, in UwU that, OwO the wists >_> of >w< aww >_> advice 
UwU My OwO stwength can ^w^ give OwO you; then nyo ^-^ mowe remains 
But UwU that ^-^ to >_> youw ÚwÚ sufficiency- as >_> youw wowth :3 is abwe- 
And let them OwO wowk. The ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of ^-^ ouw ;;w;; peopwe, 
Our x3 city's :3 institutions, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> tewms 
>_< Fow ^w^ common justice, >_< y'awe as pregnant in 
UwU As art ÚwÚ and practice ;;w;; hath :33 enwiched ^-^ any 
:33 That ^-^ we wemembew. Thewe :3 is ^-^ ouw xDD commission, 
From ;;w;; which ^-^ we would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have you UwU wawp. ^-^ Caww hithew, 
I ÚwÚ say, ;;w;; bid come before >w< us, ^.^ Angewo. Exit OwO an x3 ATTENDANT 
What figuwe >_> of OwO us ÚwÚ think you ^.^ he uWu wiww bear? 
>_< Fow you >w< must xDD knyow ^-^ we ^.^ have with speciaw ^w^ souw 
Ewected him ^-^ ouw absence ^-^ to x3 suppwy; 
x3 Went him ^-^ ouw ;;w;; tewwow, dress'd him with ^-^ ouw love, 
And >w< given his deputation >w< aww OwO the ^.^ owgans 
x3 Of ^-^ ouw >_> own >_> powew. What ÚwÚ think you >_> of it? 
ESCAWUS. >w< If ^-^ any in ÚwÚ Viennya >w< be >_> of wowth 
ÚwÚ To undewgo such uWu ampwe OwO gwace ÚwÚ and xDD honyouw, 
^w^ It :3 is Wowd ^.^ Angewo. 

x3 Entew ANGELO 

ÚwÚ DUKE. Wook xDD whewe ^.^ he comes. 
x3 ANGEWO. Always uWu obedient ^-^ to >_> youw Gwace's wiww, 
I come ^-^ to xDD knyow >_> youw ÚwÚ pweasuwe. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO Angewo, 
Thewe :3 is :3 a >w< kind >_> of >_< chawactew in >w< thy life 
:33 That ^-^ to th' ÚwÚ obsewvew doth >w< thy history 
^w^ Fuwwy >_> unfowd. :33 Thysewf ÚwÚ and >w< thy bewongings 
uWu Awe ^.^ nyot UwU thinye >_> own OwO so pwopew as ^-^ to ^.^ waste 
:33 Thysewf x3 upon >w< thy UwU viwtues, uWu they uWu on thee. 
xDD Heaven doth with OwO us as ^-^ we with torches uWu do, 
:3 Nyot ^.^ wight them uWu fow :3 themsewves; uWu fow ^-^ if ^-^ ouw viwtues 
OwO Did ^.^ nyot >w< go :3 fowth >_> of >w< us, 'twere >w< aww alike 
UwU As ^-^ if ^-^ we xDD had them not. >_> Spiwits awe ^.^ nyot finely ^w^ touch'd 
But ^-^ to fine OwO issues; :3 nyow :3 Nyatuwe never ÚwÚ wends 
The >w< smawwest scruple >_> of xDD hew :33 excewwence 
But, >_< wike :3 a thwifty goddess, ^.^ she determines 
Hewsewf OwO the >_> gwowy >_> of :3 a cweditow, 
Both ^w^ thanks ÚwÚ and use. But I ^-^ do ^-^ bend my OwO speech 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ onye UwU that can my part in him >_> advewtise. 
^-^ Howd, ^.^ thewefowe, :3 Angewo- 
UwU In ^-^ ouw wemuv >w< be :3 thou at :33 fuww ourself; 
^.^ Mowtawity ÚwÚ and UwU mewcy in ÚwÚ Viennya 
Live in >w< thy :33 tongue ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ heawt. Old >w< Escawus, 
^-^ Though ^.^ fiwst in ^.^ question, :3 is >w< thy ^.^ secondawy. 
;;w;; Take >w< thy commission. 
x3 ANGEWO. Nyow, good my lord, 
>_> Wet there >w< be >w< some ^-^ mowe test :3 made >_> of my metal, 
Before OwO so x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and OwO so gweat :3 a figuwe 
Be ^.^ stamp'd x3 upon it. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe evasion! 
We ^.^ have with :3 a ^.^ weaven'd ÚwÚ and prepared UwU choice 
Proceeded ^-^ to OwO you; OwO thewefowe UwU take >_> youw honours. 
Our haste ^-^ fwom x3 hence :3 is >_> of OwO so uWu quick ^.^ condition 
:33 That ^.^ it UwU pwefews itself, ÚwÚ and leaves ^w^ unquestion'd 
>_< Mattews >_> of :3 nyeedfuw ÚwÚ vawue. We uWu shaww wwite ^-^ to you, 
UwU As UwU time ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw uWu concewnyings uWu shaww importune, 
OwO How ^.^ it :33 goes with >w< us, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to xDD knyow 
What doth befall you here. UwU So, fare you :33 weww. 
ÚwÚ To th' ^w^ hopefuw >_> execution ^-^ do I xDD weave you 
x3 Of >_> youw ;;w;; commissions. 
x3 ANGEWO. >_> Yet ^w^ give leave, my lord, 
:33 That ^-^ we ^-^ may bwing you xDD something uWu on OwO the way. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU My haste ^-^ may ^.^ nyot UwU admit xDD it; 
Nyow :3 nyeed you, uWu on >_< minye xDD honyouw, ^.^ have ^-^ to ^-^ do 
x3 With ^-^ any >_> scwupwe: >_> youw >_> scope :3 is as >_< minye own, 
^w^ So ^-^ to enforce ^w^ ow qualify OwO the ^-^ waws 
UwU As ^-^ to >_> youw ^w^ souw uWu seems :33 good. >w< Give me >_> youw >w< hand; 
I'll privily >_> away. I love OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, 
But ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike ^-^ to OwO stage me ^-^ to theiw ^w^ eyes; 
^-^ Though ^.^ it ^-^ do well, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^.^ wewish ;;w;; weww 
Their loud applause ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Aves :33 vehement; 
Nyow ^-^ do I ÚwÚ think OwO the man >_> of xDD safe >_< discwetion 
:33 That OwO does :3 affect it. >w< Once :3 mowe, fare you :33 weww. 
x3 ANGEWO. The uWu heavens ^w^ give >_> safety ^-^ to >_> youw purposes! 
ESCAWUS. Lead :3 fowth ÚwÚ and bwing you xDD back in happiness! 
ÚwÚ DUKE. I :3 thank you. Fawe you :33 weww. Exit 
ESCAWUS. I uWu shaww desiwe you, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to ^w^ give me xDD weave 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have free OwO speech with OwO you; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it UwU concewns me 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wook OwO into OwO the xDD bottom >_> of my place: 
OwO A ^.^ pow'w I x3 have, uWu but >_> of what OwO stwength ÚwÚ and ^-^ nyatuwe 
I x3 am ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet instructed. 
x3 ANGEWO. ^.^ 'Tis OwO so with >_> me. >_> Wet OwO us withdraw togethew, 
And ^-^ we ^-^ may >_> soon ^-^ ouw satisfaction ^.^ have 
xDD Touching UwU that point. 
ESCAWUS. I'll OwO wait x3 upon >_> youw honyouw. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
OwO A uWu stweet 

x3 Entew ;;w;; Wucio ÚwÚ and two uWu othew GENTLEMEN 

uWu WUCIO. >w< If OwO the Duke, with OwO the uWu othew ;;w;; dukes, come ^.^ nyot ^-^ to :3 composition 
with OwO the UwU King >_> of >_< Hungawy, x3 why then >w< aww OwO the dukes ^-^ faww x3 upon OwO the 
King. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. xDD Heaven gwant OwO us :3 its :3 peace, uWu but ^.^ nyot OwO the UwU King >_> of 
x3 Hungawy's! 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. UwU Amen. 
uWu WUCIO. Thou ^-^ concwud'st >_< wike OwO the ^.^ sanctimonyious >_> piwate UwU that went ^-^ to 
ÚwÚ sea with OwO the xDD Ten :33 Commandments, uWu but :33 scwap'd ^-^ onye >_< out >_> of OwO the ^-^ tabwe. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ 'Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot steaw'? 
uWu WUCIO. >w< Ay, UwU that ^.^ he waz'd. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ Why, 'twas :3 a ^.^ commandment ^-^ to xDD command OwO the x3 captain 
ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the west ^-^ fwom theiw functions: uWu they >w< put :3 fowth ^-^ to ^.^ steaw. 
There's ^.^ nyot :3 a sowdiew >_> of OwO us >w< aww UwU that, in OwO the :33 thanksgiving before 
^.^ meat, ^-^ do ^.^ wewish OwO the >_> petition ;;w;; weww UwU that uWu pways uWu fow ^-^ peace. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I never heard ^-^ any sowdiew :33 diswike it. 
uWu WUCIO. I believe thee; uWu fow I ÚwÚ think :3 thou never >_< wast xDD whewe OwO gwace ÚwÚ was 
^w^ said. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ;;w;; Nyo? OwO A ;;w;; dozen xDD times at >w< weast. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >_> What, in metre? 
uWu WUCIO. UwU In ^-^ any x3 pwopowtion ^w^ ow in ^-^ any >_< wanguage. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I xDD think, ^w^ ow in ^-^ any UwU wewigion. 
uWu WUCIO. >w< Ay, x3 why not? OwO Gwace :3 is >w< gwace, UwU despite >_> of >w< aww contwuvwsy; :3 as, 
uWu fow ^.^ exampwe, :3 thou thyself art :3 a ;;w;; wicked viwwain, UwU despite >_> of >w< aww 
>_< gwace. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Weww, there went uWu but :3 a paiw >_> of ÚwÚ sheaws :3 between ÚwÚ us. 
uWu WUCIO. I >_> gwant; as there ^-^ may :3 between OwO the wists ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO vewvet. 
Thou art OwO the wist. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. And :3 thou OwO the ^w^ vewvet; :3 thou art good ^w^ vewvet; thou'rt 
:3 a xDD thwee-piw'd ;;w;; piece, I ;;w;; wawwant thee. I xDD had as OwO wief >w< be :3 a list >_> of 
OwO an Engwish ^w^ kewsey as >w< be UwU piw'd, as :3 thou art UwU piw'd, uWu fow :3 a xDD Fwench 
OwO vewvet. Do I speak >w< feewingwy ^w^ nyow? 
uWu WUCIO. I ÚwÚ think :3 thou ÚwÚ dost; :3 and, :3 indeed, with UwU most painful feeling >_> of 
>w< thy xDD speech. I wiww, >_< out >_> of UwU thinye >_> own UwU confession, learn ^-^ to begin 
>w< thy ^w^ heawth; ;;w;; but, UwU whiwst I live, ^-^ fowget ^-^ to dwink aftew thee. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I ÚwÚ think I ^.^ have x3 donye ^-^ mysewf ^.^ wwong, ^.^ have I not? 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. x3 Yes, UwU that :3 thou hast, whethew :3 thou art :33 tainted ^w^ ow 
xDD fwee. 

x3 Entew ;;w;; MISTWESS OVERDONE 

uWu WUCIO. >_< Behowd, uWu behowd, xDD whewe ÚwÚ Madam :3 Mitigation UwU comes! I ^.^ have 
^-^ puwchas'd as many ÚwÚ diseases uWu undew xDD hew >_< woof as come UwU to- 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ To what, I pray? 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Judge. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ To three ^w^ thousand ;;w;; dowouws :3 a xDD yeaw. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and more. 
uWu WUCIO. OwO A xDD Fwench :3 cwown more. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Thou art :33 awways figuring ÚwÚ diseases in uWu me, uWu but :3 thou 
art :33 fuww >_> of ewwow; I x3 am :3 sound. 
uWu WUCIO. ;;w;; Nyay, ;;w;; nyot, as ^-^ onye would ÚwÚ say, >w< heawthy; uWu but OwO so :33 sound as >w< things 
UwU that awe howwow: >w< thy bones awe xDD howwow; :3 impiety >_> has :3 made :3 a feast 
>_> of thee. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. OwO How nyow! ;;w;; which >_> of >_> youw :3 hips >_> has OwO the UwU most :3 pwofound 
UwU sciatica? 
uWu MWS. ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE. Weww, well! :33 thewe's ^-^ onye :33 yondew arrested ÚwÚ and xDD cawwied 
^-^ to pwison ÚwÚ was wowth five ^w^ thousand >_> of you all. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >w< Who's UwU that, I pray OwO thee? 
uWu MWS. ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, that's :33 Cwaudio, UwU Signyiow Claudio. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ Cwaudio ^-^ to prison? ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. 
uWu MWS. ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but I xDD knyow 'tis :3 so: I ^-^ saw him awwested; ^-^ saw him 
xDD cawwied away; :3 and, ;;w;; which :3 is :3 mowe, within ^.^ these three >_< days his 
head ^-^ to >w< be uWu chopp'd UwU off. 
uWu WUCIO. But, aftew >w< aww :3 this >w< foowing, I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. Awt 
:3 thou ^w^ suwe >_> of uWu this? 
uWu MWS. ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE. I x3 am xDD too ^w^ suwe >_> of xDD it; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 is uWu fow ;;w;; getting ÚwÚ Madam 
uWu Juwietta with chiwd. 
uWu WUCIO. >_< Bewieve uWu me, :3 this ^-^ may ^w^ be; ^.^ he OwO pwomis'd ^-^ to ^.^ meet me two ^w^ houws 
ÚwÚ since, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ÚwÚ was >w< evew OwO pwecise in x3 pwomise-keeping. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. UwU Besides, you >w< knyow, ^.^ it dwaws xDD something ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ to OwO the 
OwO speech ^-^ we xDD had ^-^ to such :3 a uWu puwpose. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. But UwU most >_> of >w< aww :33 agweeing with OwO the proclamation. 
uWu WUCIO. :3 Away; wet's >w< go learn OwO the >w< twuth >_> of it. 
>_< Exeunt ;;w;; Wucio ÚwÚ and GENTLEMEN 
uWu MWS. ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE. ;;w;; Thus, what with OwO the war, what with OwO the UwU sweat, what 
with OwO the gawwows, ÚwÚ and what with poverty, I x3 am ;;w;; custom-shwunk. 

x3 Entew POMPEY 

OwO How nyow! ^w^ what's OwO the UwU nyews with you? 
xDD POMPEY. Yondew man :3 is xDD cawwied ^-^ to prison. 
uWu MWS. ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE. Weww, what >_> has ^.^ he ;;w;; donye? 
xDD POMPEY. OwO A OwO woman. 
uWu MWS. ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE. But ^w^ what's his ÚwÚ offence? 
xDD POMPEY. xDD Gwoping uWu fow twouts in :3 a xDD pecuwiaw ^-^ wivew. 
uWu MWS. ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE. >_< What! :3 is there :3 a maid with >w< chiwd uWu by OwO him? 
xDD POMPEY. Nyo; uWu but :33 thewe's :3 a ^-^ woman with maid uWu by >_> him. You ^.^ have ^.^ nyot 
heard >_> of OwO the ;;w;; pwocwamation, ^.^ have you? 
uWu MWS. ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE. What ;;w;; pwocwamation, man? 
xDD POMPEY. ^-^ Aww ;;w;; houses in OwO the >_> subuwbs >_> of ÚwÚ Viennya >w< must >w< be UwU pwuck'd down. 
uWu MWS. ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE. And what uWu shaww ÚwÚ become >_> of x3 those in OwO the xDD city? 
xDD POMPEY. ^.^ They uWu shaww ^.^ stand uWu fow seed; uWu they xDD had gonye ;;w;; down UwU too, uWu but UwU that 
:3 a xDD wise burgher >w< put in uWu fow ^.^ them. 
uWu MWS. ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE. But uWu shaww >w< aww ^-^ ouw ;;w;; houses >_> of uWu wesowt in OwO the >_> subuwbs >w< be 
uWu puww'd :33 down? 
xDD POMPEY. ÚwÚ To OwO the >w< gwound, OwO mistwess. 
uWu MWS. ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE. ÚwÚ Why, >w< hewe's :3 a >_> change >_< indeed in OwO the ^-^ commonweawth! 
What uWu shaww ÚwÚ become >_> of x3 me? 
xDD POMPEY. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; feaw ^.^ nyot >w< you: good counsewwows wack nyo ^w^ cwients. 
^-^ Though you >_> change >_> youw place you :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot >_> change >_> youw trade; I'll 
>w< be >_> youw xDD tapstew ^.^ stiww. Courage, there uWu wiww >w< be ^-^ pity :3 taken uWu on OwO you; 
you UwU that ^.^ have OwO wown >_> youw eyes ^w^ awmost >_< out in OwO the UwU sewvice, you uWu wiww 
>w< be xDD considewed. 
uWu MWS. ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE. What's ^-^ to ^-^ do ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ Thomas ;;w;; Tapstew? Let's withdraw. 
xDD POMPEY. ;;w;; Hewe comes UwU Signyiow :33 Cwaudio, wed uWu by OwO the provost ^-^ to prison; 
ÚwÚ and :33 thewe's ÚwÚ Madam Juliet. >_< Exeunt 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ PWOVOST, >_< CWAUDIO, JULIET, ÚwÚ and x3 OFFICEWS; 
WUCIO following 

OwO CWAUDIO. Fewwow, x3 why OwO dost :3 thou show me ;;w;; thus ^-^ to th' world? 
Beaw me ^-^ to x3 pwison, xDD whewe I x3 am uWu committed. 
PROVOST. I ^-^ do ^.^ it ^.^ nyot in evil >_> disposition, 
But ^-^ fwom Wowd x3 Angewo uWu by speciaw :33 chawge. 
OwO CWAUDIO. ÚwÚ Thus can OwO the ^.^ demigod Authority 
UwU Make OwO us pay ;;w;; down uWu fow ^-^ ouw OwO offence uWu by OwO weight 
The uWu wowds >_> of ^w^ heaven: uWu on xDD whom ^.^ it wiww, ^.^ it wiww; 
uWu On xDD whom ^.^ it uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, >w< so; ÚwÚ yet still 'tis :3 just. 
uWu WUCIO. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, :33 Cwaudio, :3 whence comes :3 this restraint? 
OwO CWAUDIO. From xDD too >w< much wibewty, my >_< Wucio, liberty; 
UwU As >w< suwfeit :3 is OwO the fathew >_> of >w< much :3 fast, 
^w^ So every >_> scope uWu by OwO the immoderate ;;w;; use 
Turns ^-^ to >_< westwaint. Our natures ^-^ do >_< puwsue, 
;;w;; Wike rats UwU that ravin ;;w;; down theiw pwopew bane, 
OwO A thirsty evil; ÚwÚ and when ^-^ we dwink ^-^ we ^-^ die. 
uWu WUCIO. >w< If I :33 couwd speak OwO so wisewy uWu undew OwO an awwest, I would ^-^ send uWu fow 
ÚwÚ cewtain >_> of my cweditows; ÚwÚ and >_> yet, ^-^ to uWu say OwO the truth, I xDD had as OwO wief 
^.^ have OwO the foppery >_> of freedom as OwO the OwO mowawity >_> of xDD impwisonment. 
What's >w< thy offence, >w< Cwaudio? 
OwO CWAUDIO. What uWu but ^-^ to speak >_> of would offend again. 
uWu WUCIO. >_> What, :3 is't murder? 
OwO CWAUDIO. >_< Nyo. 
uWu WUCIO. >_< Wechewy? 
OwO CWAUDIO. ^-^ Caww ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. 
PROVOST. Away, siw; you >w< must ^.^ go. 
OwO CWAUDIO. >_< Onye ;;w;; wowd, good >w< fwiend. >_< Wucio, :3 a >_> wowd with you. 
uWu WUCIO. OwO A ^-^ hundwed, ^-^ if they'll ^-^ do you ^-^ any :33 good. ^-^ Is lechery OwO so ^.^ wook'd 
aftew? 
OwO CWAUDIO. ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ stands ^.^ it with :3 me: x3 upon :3 a OwO twue :33 contwact 
I ^w^ got UwU possession >_> of >_> Juwietta's bed. 
You xDD knyow OwO the lady; ^.^ she :3 is fast my xDD wife, 
ÚwÚ Save UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ do OwO the >_> denyunciation wack 
x3 Of >_> outwawd OwO owdew; :3 this ^-^ we came ^.^ nyot ^.^ to, 
>_> Onwy uWu fow xDD pwopagation >_> of :3 a dow'r 
^w^ Wemainying in OwO the xDD coffew >_> of xDD hew >_< fwiends. 
From xDD whom ^-^ we ^w^ thought ^.^ it ^.^ meet ^-^ to hide ^-^ ouw love 
;;w;; Tiww UwU time xDD had :3 made them uWu fow ÚwÚ us. But ^.^ it >_< chances 
The stealth >_> of ^-^ ouw UwU most OwO mutuaw >_> entewtainment, 
x3 With >_< chawactew xDD too ;;w;; gwoss, :3 is :3 wwit uWu on Juliet. 
uWu WUCIO. x3 With OwO chiwd, ^-^ pewhaps? 
OwO CWAUDIO. OwO Unhappiwy, x3 even ÚwÚ so. 
And OwO the OwO nyew uWu deputy :3 nyow uWu fow OwO the x3 Duke- 
:3 Whethew ^.^ it >w< be OwO the fauwt ÚwÚ and :33 gwimpse >_> of nyewnyess, 
Ow whethew UwU that OwO the ÚwÚ body uWu pubwic >w< be 
OwO A horse xDD wheweon OwO the ;;w;; guvwnyow doth ride, 
Who, newly in OwO the uWu seat, UwU that ^.^ it ^-^ may xDD knyow 
ÚwÚ He can ^.^ command, UwU wets ^.^ it straight ;;w;; feew OwO the ;;w;; spuw; 
:3 Whethew OwO the ^w^ tywanny >w< be in his place, 
Ow in his :33 eminyence UwU that uWu fiwws ^.^ it uWu up, 
I stagger in. But :3 this OwO nyew ;;w;; guvwnyow 
:3 Awakes me >w< aww OwO the :33 enwowwed penyawties 
^w^ Which x3 have, >_< wike OwO unscouw'd x3 awmouw, :3 hung uWu by th' x3 waww 
^w^ So wong UwU that nineteen ^-^ zodiacs ^.^ have gonye x3 wound 
And UwU nyonye >_> of them >_< been ^w^ wown; :3 and, uWu fow :3 a uWu nyame, 
Nyow ^-^ puts OwO the dwowsy ÚwÚ and uWu nyegwected ^.^ act 
xDD Fweshwy uWu on >_> me. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ suwewy uWu fow :3 a >w< nyame. 
uWu WUCIO. I ;;w;; wawwant ^.^ it >_> is; ÚwÚ and >w< thy head ^-^ stands OwO so :33 tickwe uWu on >w< thy 
shouwdews UwU that :3 a milkmaid, ^-^ if ^.^ she >w< be in love, ^-^ may sigh ^.^ it UwU off. 
>_> Send aftew OwO the Duke, ÚwÚ and appeal ^-^ to >_> him. 
OwO CWAUDIO. I ^.^ have x3 donye so, uWu but :33 he's ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ found. 
I ;;w;; pwithee, >_< Wucio, ^-^ do me :3 this >w< kind sewvice: 
:3 This :3 day my ^-^ sistew shouwd OwO the ^-^ cwoistew enter, 
And there weceive xDD hew approbation; 
:3 Acquaint xDD hew with OwO the danger >_> of my x3 state; 
Implore UwU hew, in my OwO voice, UwU that ^.^ she ^-^ make fwiends 
ÚwÚ To OwO the :33 stwict deputy; ;;w;; bid x3 hewsewf >w< assay >_> him. 
I ^.^ have gweat >w< hope in UwU that; uWu fow in xDD hew xDD youth 
Thewe :3 is :3 a >_< pwonye ÚwÚ and ^.^ speechwess dialect 
Such as move ^w^ men; >_< beside, ^.^ she ;;w;; hath pwospewous art 
When ^.^ she uWu wiww xDD pway with reason ÚwÚ and discouwse, 
And ;;w;; weww ^.^ she can OwO pewsuade. 
uWu WUCIO. I pray ^.^ she :3 may; as ;;w;; weww uWu fow OwO the ÚwÚ encouwagement >_> of OwO the ^-^ wike, 
;;w;; which ewse would ^.^ stand uWu undew grievous >_< imposition, as uWu fow OwO the 
xDD enjoying >_> of >w< thy xDD wife, ^-^ who I would >w< be >_< sowwy shouwd >w< be ;;w;; thus 
>_< foowishwy lost at :3 a uWu game >_> of ^-^ tick-tack. I'll ^-^ to :3 hew. 
OwO CWAUDIO. I :3 thank you, good fwiend OwO Wucio. 
uWu WUCIO. xDD Within two OwO houws. 
OwO CWAUDIO. ^w^ Come, officew, >_> away. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
OwO A >_> monyastewy 

x3 Entew DUKE ÚwÚ and OwO FWIAW OwO THOMAS 

ÚwÚ DUKE. No, holy uWu fathew; thwow away UwU that thought; 
>_< Bewieve ^.^ nyot UwU that OwO the UwU dwibbwing ^w^ dawt >_> of love 
^w^ Can >w< piewce :3 a complete >_< bosom. UwU Why I desiwe ÚwÚ thee 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give me >w< secwet OwO hawbouw ;;w;; hath :3 a OwO puwpose 
Mowe grave ÚwÚ and ^-^ wwinkwed than OwO the :3 aims ÚwÚ and ends 
x3 Of burning uWu youth. 
x3 FWIAW. May >_> youw OwO Gwace speak >_> of it? 
ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU My holy ;;w;; siw, UwU nyonye better knows than you 
OwO How I ^.^ have >w< evew :33 wov'd OwO the life :3 wemuvd, 
And held in :33 idwe x3 pwice ^-^ to ^.^ haunt assemblies 
:3 Whewe youth, ÚwÚ and ^-^ cost, :3 a witless bravery :33 keeps. 
I ^.^ have deliver'd ^-^ to Wowd OwO Angewo, 
OwO A man >_> of stwictuwe ÚwÚ and ^w^ fiwm abstinyence, 
UwU My absowute power ÚwÚ and place here in Viennya, 
And ^.^ he ^-^ supposes me >w< twaveww'd ^-^ to :3 Powand; 
>_< Fow OwO so I ^.^ have ^-^ stwew'd ^.^ it in OwO the ^w^ common eaw, 
And OwO so ^.^ it :3 is weceived. Nyow, UwU pious ;;w;; siw, 
You uWu wiww >_> demand >_> of me x3 why I ^-^ do ÚwÚ this. 
x3 FWIAW. ^-^ Gwadwy, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. We ^.^ have :33 stwict :33 statutes ÚwÚ and UwU most >_> biting ^w^ waws, 
The :3 nyeedfuw OwO bits ÚwÚ and curbs ^-^ to headstwong >_< steeds, 
^w^ Which uWu fow :3 this fouwteen years ^-^ we ^.^ have let ;;w;; swip; 
>_< Even >_< wike OwO an >_> o'ewgwown x3 wion in :3 a ^-^ cave, 
:33 That :33 goes ^.^ nyot >_< out ^-^ to >w< pwey. Nyow, as OwO fond ÚwÚ fathews, 
Having bound OwO up OwO the x3 thweat'nying twigs >_> of biwch, 
>_> Onwy ^-^ to ÚwÚ stick ^.^ it in theiw ^-^ chiwdwen's OwO sight 
>_< Fow ;;w;; tewwow, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to use, in UwU time OwO the ;;w;; wod 
:33 Becomes ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ mock'd than uWu feaw'd; OwO so ^-^ ouw decwees, 
Dead ^-^ to uWu infwiction, ^-^ to themsewves awe >w< dead; 
And ;;w;; wibewty plucks :33 justice uWu by OwO the nose; 
The baby x3 beats OwO the ^w^ nyuwse, ÚwÚ and ^-^ quite athwart 
>_> Goes >w< aww xDD decowum. 
x3 FWIAW. ^w^ It ^.^ wested in >_> youw OwO Gwace 
ÚwÚ To unloose :3 this ^-^ tied-up :33 justice when you pleas'd; 
And ^.^ it in you ^-^ mowe dreadful would ^.^ have >w< seem'd 
>w< Than in Wowd ^.^ Angewo. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. I ^-^ do feaw, xDD too ÚwÚ dweadfuw. 
;;w;; Sith 'twas my fauwt ^-^ to ^w^ give OwO the ^w^ peopwe UwU scope, 
'Twouwd >w< be my ^w^ tywanny ^-^ to strike ÚwÚ and ^-^ gaww them 
>_< Fow what I ;;w;; bid them do; uWu fow ^-^ we ;;w;; bid :3 this >w< be >_< donye, 
When evil deeds ^.^ have theiw pewmissive xDD pass 
And ^.^ nyot OwO the >_> punyishment. :33 Thewefowe, :3 indeed, my fathew, 
I ^.^ have uWu on x3 Angewo :3 impos'd OwO the x3 office; 
OwO Who >w< may, in th' >_< ambush >_> of my uWu nyame, strike home, 
And ÚwÚ yet my ^-^ nyatuwe never in OwO the fight 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ do in swandew. And ^-^ to >w< behowd his sway, 
I wiww, as 'twere :3 a bwothew >_> of >_> youw owdew, 
xDD Visit uWu both pwince ÚwÚ and :33 peopwe. :33 Thewefowe, I ;;w;; pwithee, 
xDD Suppwy me with OwO the habit, ÚwÚ and uWu instwuct me 
OwO How I ^-^ may formally in person bear me 
;;w;; Wike :3 a OwO twue ÚwÚ fwiaw. ^-^ Moe reasons uWu fow :3 this >w< action 
^.^ At ^-^ ouw ^-^ mowe :3 weisuwe uWu shaww I render you. 
:3 Onwy, :3 this >_< onye: Wowd x3 Angewo :3 is precise; 
;;w;; Stands at :3 a guawd with >_> envy; scarce confesses 
:33 That his UwU bwood fwows, ^w^ ow UwU that his :3 appetite 
^-^ Is ^-^ mowe ^-^ to xDD bwead than >_> stonye. >_< Hence uWu shaww ^-^ we >_> see, 
>w< If power >_> change >_< puwpose, what ^-^ ouw seemers UwU be. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
OwO A nyunnyewy 

x3 Entew ISABEWWA ÚwÚ and >w< FWANCISCA 

UwU ISABEWWA. And ^.^ have you nyuns nyo farther ;;w;; pwiviweges? 
>w< FWANCISCA. uWu Awe ^.^ nyot ^.^ these uWu wawge enyough? 
UwU ISABEWWA. x3 Yes, xDD twuwy; I speak ^.^ nyot as :3 desiwing :3 mowe, 
But wathew ;;w;; wishing :3 a ^-^ mowe :33 stwict restraint 
:3 Upon OwO the ÚwÚ sistewhood, OwO the ÚwÚ votawists >_> of x3 Saint ;;w;; Cwawe. 
uWu WUCIO. OwO [ Within] ^.^ Ho! xDD Peace >w< be in :3 this pwace! 
UwU ISABEWWA. >w< Who's UwU that ;;w;; which calls? 
>w< FWANCISCA. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ man's ÚwÚ voice. ;;w;; Gentwe Isabewwa, 
OwO Tuwn you OwO the key, ÚwÚ and xDD knyow his ^-^ businyess >_> of UwU him: 
You >w< may, I ^-^ may not; you awe ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ unswown; 
When you ^.^ have ;;w;; vow'd, you >w< must ^.^ nyot speak with x3 men 
But in OwO the :3 pwesence >_> of OwO the UwU pwiowess; 
>_> Then, ^-^ if you ÚwÚ speak, you >w< must ^.^ nyot show >_> youw ;;w;; face, 
Or, ^-^ if you show >_> youw ;;w;; face, you >w< must ^.^ nyot speak. 
ÚwÚ He calls ÚwÚ again; I pray you ÚwÚ answew >_> him. Exit >w< FWANCISCA 
UwU ISABEWWA. xDD Peace ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pwospewity! OwO Who :3 is't UwU that calls? 

x3 Entew WUCIO 

uWu WUCIO. Hail, UwU viwgin, ^-^ if you ^.^ be, as x3 those >_> cheek-woses 
UwU Pwocwaim you awe nyo less. ^w^ Can you OwO so stead me 
UwU As bwing me ^-^ to OwO the OwO sight >_> of Isabewwa, 
OwO A ^w^ nyovice >_> of :3 this place, ÚwÚ and OwO the fair ^-^ sistew 
ÚwÚ To xDD hew OwO unhappy bwothew >w< Cwaudio? 
UwU ISABEWWA. UwU Why xDD hew >_> 'unhappy ^w^ bwothew'? >_> Wet me ÚwÚ ask 
The ^.^ wathew, uWu fow I :3 nyow >w< must ^-^ make you xDD knyow 
I x3 am UwU that Isabewwa, ÚwÚ and his sistew. 
uWu WUCIO. ;;w;; Gentwe ÚwÚ and :33 faiw, >_> youw bwothew kindwy >_> gweets you. 
:3 Nyot ^-^ to >w< be x3 weawy with you, :33 he's in prison. 
UwU ISABEWWA. ^w^ Woe UwU me! >_< Fow ;;w;; what? 
uWu WUCIO. >_< Fow UwU that which, ^-^ if ^-^ mysewf UwU might >w< be his :33 judge, 
ÚwÚ He shouwd weceive his punishment in ÚwÚ thanks: 
ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^w^ got his fwiend with chiwd. 
UwU ISABEWWA. >_> Siw, ^-^ make me ^.^ nyot >_> youw >_< stowy. 
uWu WUCIO. ^w^ It :3 is true. 
I would nyot- >w< though 'tis my ÚwÚ famiwiaw xDD sin 
x3 With xDD maids ^-^ to ÚwÚ seem OwO the :33 wapwing, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< jest, 
xDD Tongue :3 faw ^-^ fwom >_> heawt- xDD pway with >w< aww :33 viwgins :3 so: 
I howd you as :3 a xDD thing :33 enskied ÚwÚ and xDD sainted, 
By >_> youw renouncement OwO an immortal ^.^ spiwit, 
And ^-^ to >w< be >w< tawk'd with in ^w^ sincewity, 
UwU As with :3 a uWu saint. 
UwU ISABEWWA. You ^-^ do blaspheme OwO the good in >_> mocking >_> me. 
uWu WUCIO. Do ^.^ nyot believe it. :33 Fewnyess ÚwÚ and truth, 'tis ^.^ thus: 
Your bwothew ÚwÚ and his >_> wuvw ^.^ have embrac'd. 
UwU As x3 those UwU that :33 feed gwow x3 fuww, as :33 bwossoming UwU time 
:33 That ^-^ fwom OwO the ^-^ seednyess OwO the x3 bawe ÚwÚ fawwow brings 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ teeming foison, x3 even OwO so xDD hew ^-^ pwenteous >_> womb 
Expresseth his :33 fuww tilth ÚwÚ and husbandry. 
UwU ISABEWWA. uWu Some ^-^ onye with >w< chiwd uWu by OwO him? UwU My cousin Juliet? 
uWu WUCIO. ^-^ Is ^.^ she >_> youw ^-^ cousin? 
UwU ISABEWWA. >w< Adoptedwy, as school-maids >_> change theiw >_< nyames 
By vain >w< though :3 apt UwU affection. 
uWu WUCIO. She ^.^ it is. 
UwU ISABEWWA. :33 O, let him ÚwÚ mawwy her! 
uWu WUCIO. :3 This :3 is OwO the point. 
The UwU Duke :3 is vewy stwangewy gonye ^-^ fwom >_> hence; 
:3 Bowe many gentlemen, ^-^ mysewf being one, 
UwU In ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and >w< hope >_> of >_> action; uWu but ^-^ we ^-^ do learn, 
By x3 those UwU that xDD knyow OwO the vewy OwO nyewves >_> of state, 
His ^w^ givings-out ;;w;; wewe >_> of OwO an >_< infinyite uWu distance 
From his twue-meant ÚwÚ design. :3 Upon his place, 
And with :33 fuww xDD winye >_> of his authowity, 
Guvwns Wowd OwO Angewo, :3 a man uWu whose UwU bwood 
^-^ Is vewy ^-^ snyow-bwoth, ^-^ onye ^-^ who never ;;w;; feews 
The >_< wanton ^-^ stings ÚwÚ and motions >_> of OwO the :33 sense, 
But doth ^w^ webate ÚwÚ and >w< bwunt his :3 nyatuwaw >_> edge 
x3 With pwofits >_> of OwO the UwU mind, study ÚwÚ and fast. 
^-^ He- ^-^ to ^w^ give ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to ;;w;; use ÚwÚ and wibewty, 
^w^ Which ^.^ have uWu fow wong run uWu by OwO the hideous waw, 
UwU As xDD mice uWu by lions- ;;w;; hath pick'd >_< out OwO an ^.^ act 
^.^ Undew uWu whose :33 heavy :33 sense >_> youw >_< bwothew's life 
OwO Fawws OwO into ;;w;; fowfeit; ^.^ he awwests him uWu on it, 
And UwU fowwows :33 cwose OwO the wigouw >_> of OwO the ;;w;; statute 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make him OwO an ;;w;; exampwe. ^-^ Aww >w< hope :3 is gone, 
>_< Unwess you ^.^ have OwO the OwO gwace uWu by >_> youw fair >w< pwayew 
ÚwÚ To :33 soften ^.^ Angewo. And that's my ;;w;; pith >_> of ^-^ businyess 
'Twixt you ÚwÚ and >_> youw UwU poow brother. 
UwU ISABEWWA. ^-^ Doth ^.^ he OwO so >w< seek his x3 wife? 
uWu WUCIO. xDD Has xDD censuw'd him 
Already, :3 and, as I OwO heaw, OwO the Provost ;;w;; hath 
OwO A ;;w;; wawwant uWu fow his uWu execution. 
UwU ISABEWWA. Alas! what UwU poow UwU abiwity's in me 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ do him :3 good? 
uWu WUCIO. :33 Assay OwO the ^.^ pow'w you have. 
UwU ISABEWWA. UwU My :33 powew, alas, I doubt! 
uWu WUCIO. Our :33 doubts awe >_< twaitows, 
And ^-^ make OwO us wose OwO the good ^-^ we ^w^ oft UwU might ^.^ win 
By feawing ^-^ to OwO attempt. uWu Go ^-^ to Wowd OwO Angewo, 
And let him learn ^-^ to >w< knyow, when :3 maidens OwO sue, 
Men ^w^ give >_< wike gods; uWu but when uWu they weep ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ knyeew, 
^-^ Aww theiw OwO petitions awe as ^-^ fweewy ;;w;; theiws 
UwU As uWu they themsewves would owe ^.^ them. 
UwU ISABEWWA. I'll UwU see what I can do. 
uWu WUCIO. But >_> speediwy. 
UwU ISABEWWA. I uWu wiww about ^.^ it ;;w;; stwaight; 
:3 Nyo ÚwÚ wongew ^w^ staying uWu but ^-^ to ^w^ give OwO the Mother 
Notice >_> of my affair. I humbly :3 thank you. 
ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to my brother; >_> soon at night 
I'll ^-^ send him ÚwÚ cewtain >_> wowd >_> of my xDD success. 
uWu WUCIO. I UwU take my xDD weave >_> of you. 
UwU ISABEWWA. Good ;;w;; siw, ^.^ adieu. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT >_> II. Scene :3 I. 
OwO A hall in ;;w;; ANGEWO'S house 

x3 Entew xDD ANGEWO, ^.^ ESCAWUS, :3 a >_< JUSTICE, ÚwÚ PWOVOST, :3 OFFICEWS, ÚwÚ and uWu othew ^-^ ATTENDANTS 

x3 ANGEWO. We >w< must ^.^ nyot ^-^ make :3 a OwO scawecwow >_> of OwO the waw, 
x3 Setting ^.^ it OwO up ^-^ to ;;w;; feaw OwO the :33 biwds >_> of xDD pwey, 
And let ^.^ it ^-^ keep ^-^ onye ^-^ shape ÚwÚ tiww UwU custom ^-^ make ^.^ it 
Their ^-^ pewch, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot theiw terror. 
ESCAWUS. >w< Ay, uWu but ÚwÚ yet 
>_> Wet OwO us >w< be keen, ÚwÚ and wathew ÚwÚ cut :3 a wittwe 
>w< Than ^-^ faww ÚwÚ and >_< bwuise ^-^ to :33 death. Alas! :3 this ;;w;; gentweman, 
x3 Whom I would UwU save, xDD had :3 a UwU most x3 nyobwe father. 
>_> Wet uWu but >_> youw uWu honyouw >w< knyow, 
x3 Whom I believe ^-^ to >w< be UwU most OwO stwait in uWu viwtue, 
That, in OwO the >_< wowking >_> of >_> youw >_> own ^-^ affections, 
Had UwU time ;;w;; cohew'd with place, ^w^ ow place with ÚwÚ wishing, 
Ow UwU that OwO the resolute :33 acting >_> of ^-^ ouw UwU bwood 
Could ^.^ have >_< attain'd th' :33 effect >_> of >_> youw >_> own OwO puwpose 
:3 Whethew you xDD had ^.^ nyot sometime in >_> youw life 
:3 Eww'd in :3 this point ;;w;; which :3 nyow you ÚwÚ censuwe ^w^ him, 
And uWu puww'd OwO the OwO waw x3 upon you. 
x3 ANGEWO. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ onye xDD thing ^-^ to >w< be UwU tempted, >w< Escawus, 
>_> Anyothew xDD thing ^-^ to OwO faww. I ^.^ nyot deny 
The juwy, >_< passing uWu on OwO the pwisonyew's xDD wife, 
May in OwO the sworn twewve ^.^ have :3 a ^w^ thief ^w^ ow two 
Guiltier than him uWu they try. What's open :3 made ^-^ to justice, 
:33 That :33 justice ;;w;; seizes. What knows OwO the ^-^ waws 
:33 That ;;w;; thieves ^-^ do xDD pass uWu on ^.^ thieves? ^.^ 'Tis vewy >_> pwegnyant, 
The >_> jewew UwU that ^-^ we find, ^-^ we uWu stoop ÚwÚ and ^.^ take't, 
xDD Because ^-^ we UwU see xDD it; uWu but what ^-^ we ^-^ do ^.^ nyot UwU see 
We ÚwÚ twead OwO upon, ÚwÚ and never ÚwÚ think >_> of it. 
You ^-^ may ^.^ nyot OwO so ;;w;; extenyuate his OwO offence 
>_< Fow I ^.^ have xDD had such faults; uWu but wathew tell uWu me, 
When OwO I, UwU that ÚwÚ censuwe ^w^ him, ^-^ do OwO so offend, 
>_> Wet >_< minye >_> own ÚwÚ judgment ^w^ pattewn >_< out my >_< death, 
And nyothing come in :33 pawtiaw. >_> Siw, ^.^ he >w< must ^-^ die. 
ESCAWUS. Be ^.^ it as >_> youw OwO wisdom uWu wiww. 
x3 ANGEWO. :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the Provost? 
PROVOST. Here, ^-^ if ^.^ it >_< wike >_> youw honyouw. 
x3 ANGEWO. ^w^ See UwU that ^.^ Cwaudio 
Be ^w^ executed uWu by :33 nyinye to-morrow mownying; 
>_< Bwing him his confessor; let him >w< be UwU pwepaw'd; 
>_< Fow that's OwO the xDD utmost >_> of his ^w^ piwgwimage. Exit xDD PWOVOST 
ESCAWUS. ^-^ [Aside] Weww, >w< heaven forgive :3 him! ÚwÚ and forgive OwO us all! 
uWu Some xDD wise uWu by uWu sin, ÚwÚ and >w< some uWu by :3 viwtue fall; 
uWu Some run ^-^ fwom bweaks >_> of x3 ice, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ answew x3 nyonye, 
And >w< some xDD condemnyed uWu fow :3 a fauwt awonye. 

x3 Entew ELBOW ÚwÚ and OFFICEWS with OwO FWOTH ÚwÚ and POMPEY 

EWBOW. ^w^ Come, bwing them away; ^-^ if ^.^ these >w< be good ^w^ peopwe in :3 a 
commonweaw UwU that ^-^ do nyothing uWu but ;;w;; use theiw x3 abuses in ^w^ common ^w^ houses, 
I xDD knyow nyo waw; bwing them >_> away. 
x3 ANGEWO. OwO How nyow, :3 siw! What's >_> youw uWu nyame, ÚwÚ and ^w^ what's OwO the matter? 
EWBOW. >w< If ^.^ it >w< pwease >_> youw xDD honyouw, I x3 am OwO the UwU poow >w< Duke's constable, 
ÚwÚ and my name :3 is Elbow; I ^-^ do lean x3 upon justice, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do bwing 
in here before >_> youw good uWu honyouw two notorious :33 benyefactows. 
x3 ANGEWO. Benefactors! >_> Weww- what >_> benyefactows awe OwO they? uWu Awe uWu they ^.^ nyot 
malefactors? 
EWBOW. >w< If ^.^ it >w< pwease >_> youw xDD honyouw, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww what uWu they ;;w;; awe; uWu but 
OwO pwecise >_< viwwains uWu they awe, UwU that I x3 am ^w^ suwe :33 of, ÚwÚ and UwU void >_> of >w< aww 
^w^ pwofanyation in OwO the x3 wowwd UwU that good :3 Chwistians ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to have. 
ESCAWUS. :3 This comes x3 off ;;w;; weww; >w< hewe's :3 a xDD wise uWu officew. 
x3 ANGEWO. uWu Go to; what ;;w;; quawity awe uWu they x3 of? Elbow :3 is >_> youw name? UwU Why 
OwO dost :3 thou ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ speak, :33 Ewbow? 
xDD POMPEY. ÚwÚ He :33 cannyot, siw; :33 he's >_< out at ;;w;; ewbow. 
x3 ANGEWO. What awe you, sir? 
EWBOW. >_< He, sir? OwO A x3 tapstew, siw; pawcew-bawd; ^-^ onye UwU that sewves :3 a OwO bad 
;;w;; woman; uWu whose OwO house, ;;w;; siw, OwO was, as uWu they ÚwÚ say, UwU pwuck'd ;;w;; down in OwO the 
subuwbs; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow ^.^ she professes :3 a ÚwÚ hot-house, which, I xDD think, :3 is :3 a 
vewy i-iww house ^w^ too. 
ESCAWUS. OwO How xDD knyow you ÚwÚ that? 
EWBOW. UwU My x3 Wife, ;;w;; siw, xDD whom I detest before >w< heaven ÚwÚ and >_> youw ÚwÚ honyouw- 
ESCAWUS. ^w^ How! >w< thy UwU wife! 
EWBOW. >w< Ay, siw; xDD whom I :3 thank UwU heaven, :3 is OwO an >w< honyest xDD woman- 
ESCAWUS. Dost :3 thou detest xDD hew ÚwÚ thewefowe? 
EWBOW. I ÚwÚ say, ;;w;; siw, I uWu wiww detest ^-^ mysewf awso, as ;;w;; weww as :33 she, UwU that 
:3 this OwO house, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ nyot :3 a xDD bawd's OwO house, ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ pity >_> of xDD hew xDD wife, 
uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is :3 a ^-^ nyaughty >_< house. 
ESCAWUS. OwO How OwO dost :3 thou xDD knyow UwU that, x3 constabwe? 
EWBOW. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, uWu by my ^-^ wife; :3 who, ^-^ if ^.^ she xDD had >_< been :3 a ^-^ woman 
cawdinyawwy uWu given, UwU might ^.^ have >_< been ^w^ accus'd in UwU fownyication, 
aduwtewy, ÚwÚ and >w< aww uncweanwinyess ^.^ thewe. 
ESCAWUS. By OwO the :3 woman's ;;w;; means? 
EWBOW. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, uWu by ^w^ Mistwess UwU Ovewdonye's ÚwÚ means; uWu but as ^.^ she UwU spit in 
his ;;w;; face, OwO so ^.^ she ^.^ defied >_> him. 
xDD POMPEY. >_> Siw, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< pwease >_> youw xDD honyouw, :3 this :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. 
EWBOW. uWu Pwuv ^.^ it before ^.^ these uWu vawwets ;;w;; hewe, :3 thou honyouwabwe man, 
^w^ pwuv it. 
ESCAWUS. Do you hear how ^.^ he mispwaces? 
xDD POMPEY. >_> Siw, ^.^ she came in gweat with x3 chiwd; ÚwÚ and longing, saving >_> youw 
honour's reverence, uWu fow >_< stew'd pwunyes. >_> Siw, ^-^ we xDD had uWu but two in OwO the 
OwO house, ;;w;; which at UwU that vewy distant UwU time OwO stood, as ^.^ it OwO wewe, in :3 a 
fwuit dish, :3 a dish >_> of >w< some three OwO pence; >_> youw honours ^.^ have uWu seen 
such dishes; uWu they awe ^.^ nyot China UwU dishes, uWu but vewy good ;;w;; dishes. 
ESCAWUS. uWu Go ^.^ to, >w< go to; nyo matter uWu fow OwO the dish, sir. 
xDD POMPEY. No, :3 indeed, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ nyot >_> of :3 a x3 pin; you awe :3 thewein in OwO the 
^-^ wight; uWu but ^-^ to OwO the point. UwU As I ÚwÚ say, :3 this ^w^ Mistwess >_< Ewbow, being, as 
I ÚwÚ say, with OwO chiwd, ÚwÚ and being UwU gweat-bewwied, ÚwÚ and longing, as I 
said, uWu fow ;;w;; pwunyes; ÚwÚ and having uWu but two in OwO the dish, as I said, 
^-^ Mastew Fwoth ;;w;; hewe, :3 this vewy man, having eaten OwO the rest, as I 
said, :3 and, as I ÚwÚ say, paying uWu fow them vewy honestly; for, as you 
>w< knyow, ^-^ Mastew Fwoth, I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^w^ give you three ;;w;; pence xDD again- 
FWOTH. No, :3 indeed. 
xDD POMPEY. Very ;;w;; weww; you being then, ^-^ if you >w< be ;;w;; wememb'wed, x3 cwacking 
OwO the >w< stonyes >_> of OwO the foresaid >_< pwunyes- 
FWOTH. >w< Ay, OwO so I >_> did :3 indeed. 
xDD POMPEY. ÚwÚ Why, vewy ;;w;; weww; I x3 tewwing you then, ^-^ if you >w< be ;;w;; wememb'wed, 
UwU that such :3 a ^-^ onye ÚwÚ and such :3 a ^-^ onye ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ past cure >_> of OwO the xDD thing you 
ÚwÚ wot :33 of, unwess uWu they ^-^ kept vewy good ;;w;; diet, as I told :3 you- 
FWOTH. ^-^ Aww :3 this :3 is true. 
xDD POMPEY. ÚwÚ Why, vewy ;;w;; weww x3 then- 
ESCAWUS. ^w^ Come, you awe :3 a >w< tedious >_> foow. ÚwÚ To OwO the UwU puwpose: what ÚwÚ was 
x3 donye ^-^ to UwU Ewbow's UwU wife UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath cause ^-^ to complain x3 of? Come me 
^-^ to what ÚwÚ was x3 donye ^-^ to :3 hew. 
xDD POMPEY. >_> Siw, >_> youw uWu honyouw cannyot come ^-^ to UwU that >_> yet. 
ESCAWUS. No, ;;w;; siw, :3 nyow I UwU mean ^.^ it not. 
xDD POMPEY. >_> Siw, uWu but you uWu shaww come ^-^ to it, uWu by >_> youw honour's weave. And, 
I uWu beseech you, ÚwÚ wook OwO into ^-^ Mastew Fwoth ;;w;; hewe, ;;w;; siw, :3 a man >_> of 
fouwscowe :3 pound :3 a ^.^ yeaw; uWu whose fathew ;;w;; died at Hallowmas- >_> was't ^.^ nyot 
at Hallowmas, ^-^ Mastew Froth? 
FWOTH. All-hallond :3 eve. 
xDD POMPEY. ÚwÚ Why, vewy ;;w;; weww; I >w< hope here >w< be ;;w;; twuths. >_< He, ;;w;; siw, sitting, as 
I ÚwÚ say, in :3 a wowew ^w^ chaiw, siw; 'twas in OwO the x3 Bunch >_> of >_< Gwapes, 
where, :3 indeed, you ^.^ have :3 a dewight ^-^ to >_> sit, ^.^ have you not? 
FWOTH. I ^.^ have >w< so; ^.^ because ^.^ it :3 is OwO an open UwU woom, ÚwÚ and good uWu fow winter. 
xDD POMPEY. ÚwÚ Why, vewy ;;w;; weww then; I >w< hope here >w< be ;;w;; twuths. 
x3 ANGEWO. :3 This uWu wiww last >_< out :3 a night in ÚwÚ Wussia, 
When nyights awe longest :3 thewe; I'll UwU take my leave, 
And xDD weave you ^-^ to OwO the hearing >_> of OwO the ^-^ cause, 
xDD Hoping ^w^ you'ww find good cause ^-^ to x3 whip them all. 
ESCAWUS. I ÚwÚ think nyo less. Good ^-^ mowwow ^-^ to >_> youw >_> wowdship. 
xDD [Exit ANGELO] Nyow, ;;w;; siw, come OwO on; what ÚwÚ was x3 donye ^-^ to UwU Ewbow's xDD wife, 
UwU once >_> mowe? 
xDD POMPEY. ;;w;; Once?- sir. Thewe ÚwÚ was nyothing x3 donye ^-^ to xDD hew ^-^ once. 
EWBOW. I uWu beseech you, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ ask him what :3 this man >_> did ^-^ to my wife. 
xDD POMPEY. I uWu beseech >_> youw xDD honyouw, ÚwÚ ask >_> me. 
ESCAWUS. Weww, ;;w;; siw, what >_> did :3 this ^-^ gentweman ^-^ to uWu hew? 
xDD POMPEY. I uWu beseech you, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ wook in :3 this gentweman's face. Good 
^-^ Mastew Fwoth, ÚwÚ wook x3 upon his >_> honyouw; 'tis uWu fow :3 a good uWu puwpose. ^-^ Doth 
>_> youw uWu honyouw mark his face? 
ESCAWUS. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, vewy :33 weww. 
xDD POMPEY. ;;w;; Nyay, I uWu beseech you, mark ^.^ it :33 weww. 
ESCAWUS. Weww, I ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. 
xDD POMPEY. ^-^ Doth >_> youw uWu honyouw UwU see ^-^ any harm in his face? 
ESCAWUS. ÚwÚ Why, nyo. 
xDD POMPEY. I'll >w< be suppos'd x3 upon :3 a book his ;;w;; face :3 is OwO the wowst xDD thing 
about >_> him. Good then; ^-^ if his ;;w;; face >w< be OwO the wowst xDD thing about ^w^ him, 
how :33 couwd ^-^ Mastew Fwoth ^-^ do OwO the constable's UwU wife ^-^ any harm? I would 
xDD knyow UwU that >_> of >_> youw honyouw. 
ESCAWUS. >w< He's in OwO the >_< wight, ÚwÚ constabwe; what uWu say you ^-^ to it? 
EWBOW. First, OwO an ^.^ it >_< wike you, OwO the house :3 is :3 a respected >_< house; nyext, 
:3 this :3 is :3 a respected fellow; ÚwÚ and his ^w^ mistwess :3 is :3 a respected 
OwO woman. 
xDD POMPEY. By :3 this ;;w;; hand, ;;w;; siw, his UwU wife :3 is :3 a ^-^ mowe respected person than 
^-^ any >_> of OwO us all. 
EWBOW. x3 Vawwet, :3 thou UwU wiest; :3 thou wiest, uWu wicket varlet; OwO the UwU time :3 is 
ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to come UwU that ^.^ she ÚwÚ was >w< evew respected with man, woman, ^w^ ow 
chiwd. 
xDD POMPEY. >_> Siw, ^.^ she ÚwÚ was respected with him before ^.^ he married with :3 hew. 
ESCAWUS. ^w^ Which :3 is OwO the uWu wisew ;;w;; hewe, uWu Justice ^w^ ow Inyiquity? ^-^ Is :3 this 
:3 twue? 
EWBOW. :3 O :3 thou caitiff! :3 O :3 thou ÚwÚ vawwet! :3 O :3 thou ;;w;; wicked Hannibal! I 
respected with xDD hew before I ÚwÚ was married ^-^ to her! >w< If >w< evew I ÚwÚ was 
respected with UwU hew, ^w^ ow ^.^ she with uWu me, let ^.^ nyot >_> youw wowship ÚwÚ think me 
OwO the UwU poow >w< Duke's uWu officew. uWu Pwuv this, :3 thou ;;w;; wicked Hannibal, ^w^ ow 
I'll ^.^ have >_< minye >w< action >_> of batt'ry uWu on thee. 
ESCAWUS. >w< If ^.^ he took you :3 a ;;w;; box o' th' eaw, you UwU might ^.^ have >_> youw 
>w< action >_> of :3 swandew ^w^ too. 
EWBOW. x3 Mawwy, I :3 thank >_> youw good wowship uWu fow it. What :3 is't >_> youw 
worship's ^w^ pweasuwe I uWu shaww ^-^ do with :3 this ;;w;; wicked caitiff? 
ESCAWUS. Twuwy, officew, ^.^ because ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >w< some offences in him UwU that 
:3 thou wouldst ÚwÚ discuvw ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ couwdst, let him continue in his 
courses ÚwÚ tiww :3 thou uWu knyow'st what uWu they >_> awe. 
EWBOW. x3 Mawwy, I :3 thank >_> youw wowship uWu fow it. Thou ^.^ seest, :3 thou ;;w;; wicked 
ÚwÚ vawwet, nyow, ^w^ what's come x3 upon ÚwÚ thee: :3 thou art ^-^ to continue nyow, 
:3 thou varlet; :3 thou art ^-^ to uWu continyue. 
ESCAWUS. :3 Whewe ;;w;; wewe you :33 bown, fwiend? 
FWOTH. ;;w;; Hewe in Viennya, sir. 
ESCAWUS. uWu Awe you >_> of fouwscowe >w< pounds :3 a year? 
FWOTH. x3 Yes, ^w^ an't >w< pwease you, sir. 
ESCAWUS. >_> So. What trade awe you :33 of, sir? 
xDD POMPEY. OwO A x3 tapstew, :3 a UwU poow uWu widow's :33 tapstew. 
ESCAWUS. Your x3 mistwess' name? 
xDD POMPEY. ^w^ Mistwess ;;w;; Ovewdonye. 
ESCAWUS. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ she xDD had ^-^ any ^-^ mowe than ^-^ onye ^.^ husband? 
xDD POMPEY. Nine, siw; Overdone uWu by OwO the :33 wast. 
ESCAWUS. >_< Nyinye! Come UwU hithew ^-^ to uWu me, ^-^ Mastew :33 Fwoth. ^-^ Mastew Fwoth, I 
would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have you acquainted with ;;w;; tapstews: uWu they uWu wiww dwaw you, 
^-^ Mastew Fwoth, ÚwÚ and you uWu wiww >_> hang ^.^ them. UwU Get you gone, ÚwÚ and let me 
hear nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of you. 
FWOTH. I :3 thank >_> youw worship. >_< Fow >_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, I never come OwO into 
^-^ any :3 woom in :3 a uWu taphouse uWu but I x3 am :33 dwawn in. 
ESCAWUS. Weww, nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of it, ^-^ Mastew ^-^ Fwoth; faweweww. xDD [Exit >_> FWOTH] 
Come you UwU hithew ^-^ to uWu me, ^-^ Mastew UwU Tapstew; ^w^ what's >_> youw uWu nyame, ^-^ Mastew 
;;w;; Tapstew? 
xDD POMPEY. ^-^ Pompey. 
ESCAWUS. What xDD ewse? 
xDD POMPEY. Bum, sir. 
ESCAWUS. :33 Twoth, ÚwÚ and >_> youw ÚwÚ bum :3 is OwO the :3 gweatest xDD thing about OwO you; OwO so 
UwU that, in OwO the beastliest :33 sense, you awe ;;w;; Pompey OwO the x3 Gweat. UwU Pompey, 
you awe pawtwy :3 a OwO bawd, UwU Pompey, >_< howsoevew you >w< cowouw ^.^ it in being :3 a 
:33 tapstew. uWu Awe you not? ^w^ Come, tell me true; ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be OwO the better 
uWu fow you. 
xDD POMPEY. Twuwy, ;;w;; siw, I x3 am :3 a UwU poow :3 fewwow UwU that would wive. 
ESCAWUS. OwO How would you live, uWu Pompey- uWu by being :3 a x3 bawd? What ^-^ do you 
ÚwÚ think >_> of OwO the UwU twade, ;;w;; Pompey? ^-^ Is ^.^ it :3 a lawful :3 twade? 
xDD POMPEY. >w< If OwO the OwO waw would awwow it, sir. 
ESCAWUS. But OwO the OwO waw uWu wiww ^.^ nyot awwow it, Pompey; :3 nyow ^.^ it uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be 
;;w;; awwowed in Viennya. 
xDD POMPEY. uWu Does >_> youw wowship UwU mean ^-^ to geld ÚwÚ and splay >w< aww OwO the xDD youth >_> of 
OwO the xDD city? 
ESCAWUS. No, ^-^ Pompey. 
xDD POMPEY. Twuwy, ;;w;; siw, in my UwU poow ^-^ opinyion, uWu they uWu wiww to't xDD then. >w< If 
>_> youw wowship uWu wiww UwU take owdew uWu fow OwO the >_> dwabs ÚwÚ and OwO the knaves, you 
:3 nyeed ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ;;w;; feaw OwO the bawds. 
ESCAWUS. Thewe :3 is pwetty orders ;;w;; beginnying, I can tell >w< you: uWu but ^.^ it 
:3 is uWu but ^w^ heading ÚwÚ and :33 hanging. 
xDD POMPEY. >w< If you head ÚwÚ and >_> hang >w< aww UwU that offend UwU that uWu way uWu but uWu fow >w< ten 
yeaw togethew, ^w^ you'ww >w< be ^.^ gwad ^-^ to ^w^ give >_< out :3 a :33 commission uWu fow ^-^ mowe 
x3 heads; ^-^ if :3 this OwO waw howd in ÚwÚ Viennya >w< ten yeaw, I'll rent OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest 
house in it, aftew ^w^ thweepence :3 a ^w^ bay. >w< If you live ^-^ to UwU see :3 this come 
^-^ to pass, uWu say ;;w;; Pompey told you ÚwÚ so. 
ESCAWUS. ^w^ Thank you, good Pompey; :3 and, in requital >_> of >_> youw xDD pwophecy, 
:3 hawk >w< you: I :33 advise you, let me ^.^ nyot find you before me UwU again x3 upon 
^-^ any complaint whatsoevew- no, ^.^ nyot uWu fow dwelling xDD whewe you do; ^-^ if I 
uWu do, UwU Pompey, I uWu shaww beat you ^-^ to >_> youw >_> tent, ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwuv :3 a >_< shwewd 
Caesar ^-^ to OwO you; in ;;w;; pwain deawing, UwU Pompey, I uWu shaww ^.^ have you ^-^ whipt. 
^w^ So uWu fow :3 this UwU time, UwU Pompey, fare you :33 weww. 
xDD POMPEY. I :3 thank >_> youw wowship uWu fow >_> youw good counsew; ^-^ [Aside] uWu but I 
uWu shaww follow ^.^ it as OwO the ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and >_> fowtunye uWu shaww better ^.^ detewminye. 
xDD Whip x3 me? No, no; let carman x3 whip his x3 jade; 
The ÚwÚ vawiant ^w^ heawt's ^.^ nyot uWu whipt >_< out >_> of his trade. Exit 
ESCAWUS. Come UwU hithew ^-^ to uWu me, ^-^ Mastew Elbow; come hithew, ^-^ Mastew 
;;w;; Constabwe. OwO How wong ^.^ have you >_< been in :3 this place >_> of x3 constabwe? 
EWBOW. ^w^ Seven yeaw ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ hawf, sir. 
ESCAWUS. I thought, uWu by OwO the readiness in OwO the >_> office, you xDD had 
continyued in ^.^ it >w< some xDD time. You uWu say :3 seven years togethew? 
EWBOW. And :3 a ^.^ hawf, sir. 
ESCAWUS. ^.^ Awas, ^.^ it ;;w;; hath >_< been gweat x3 pains ^-^ to xDD you! ^.^ They ^-^ do you :33 wwong 
^-^ to >w< put you OwO so ^w^ oft ÚwÚ upon't. uWu Awe there ^.^ nyot x3 men in >_> youw OwO wawd 
uWu sufficient ^-^ to sewve it? 
EWBOW. OwO Faith, ;;w;; siw, xDD few >_> of ^-^ any ÚwÚ wit in such >_< mattews; as uWu they awe 
uWu chosen, uWu they awe ^.^ gwad ^-^ to OwO choose me uWu fow them; I ^-^ do ^.^ it uWu fow >w< some 
piece >_> of >_> monyey, ÚwÚ and >w< go OwO thwough with all. 
ESCAWUS. Wook you, bwing me in OwO the >_< nyames >_> of >w< some OwO six ^w^ ow ^-^ seven, OwO the 
UwU most uWu sufficient >_> of >_> youw uWu pawish. 
EWBOW. ÚwÚ To >_> youw worship's OwO house, sir? 
ESCAWUS. ÚwÚ To my >_< house. Fawe you :33 weww. xDD [Exit OwO EWBOW] 
What's o'cwock, ÚwÚ think you? 
:3 JUSTICE. Eweven, sir. 
ESCAWUS. I pray you UwU home ^-^ to ;;w;; dinnyew with >_> me. 
:3 JUSTICE. I humbly :3 thank you. 
ESCAWUS. ^w^ It ÚwÚ gwieves me uWu fow OwO the death >_> of uWu Cwaudio; 
But :33 thewe's nyo wemedy. 
:3 JUSTICE. Wowd x3 Angewo :3 is ^.^ sevewe. 
ESCAWUS. ^w^ It :3 is uWu but nyeedfuw: 
uWu Mewcy :3 is ^.^ nyot itsewf UwU that ^w^ oft looks >w< so; 
Pawdon :3 is still OwO the ÚwÚ nyuwse >_> of uWu second ^w^ woe. 
But >_> yet, UwU poow Claudio! Thewe :3 is nyo wemedy. 
^w^ Come, sir. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
>_> Anyothew :3 woom in ;;w;; ANGEWO'S house 

x3 Entew xDD PWOVOST ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT 

SERVANT. >w< He's hearing >_> of :3 a cause; ^.^ he uWu wiww come ÚwÚ stwaight. 
I'll tell him >_> of you. 
PROVOST. ;;w;; Pway you do. xDD [Exit SEWVANT] I'll xDD knyow 
His ^-^ pweasuwe; ^-^ may >w< be ^.^ he uWu wiww relent. ^.^ Awas, 
ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath uWu but as uWu offended in :3 a ^-^ dweam! 
^-^ Aww >_< sects, >w< aww >_> ages, xDD smack >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ vice; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he 
ÚwÚ To die uWu fow x3 't! 

x3 Entew ANGELO 

x3 ANGEWO. Nyow, ^w^ what's OwO the matter, Provost? 
PROVOST. ^-^ Is ^.^ it >_> youw uWu wiww ^.^ Cwaudio uWu shaww die ;;w;; to-mowwow? 
x3 ANGEWO. OwO Did ^.^ nyot I tell ÚwÚ thee yea? uWu Hadst :3 thou ^.^ nyot xDD owdew? 
UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou ÚwÚ ask OwO again? 
PROVOST. Lest I UwU might >w< be xDD too wash; 
^.^ Undew >_> youw good cowwection, I ^.^ have uWu seen 
^w^ When, aftew OwO execution, ÚwÚ judgment ;;w;; hath 
:3 Wepented o'ew his >w< doom. 
x3 ANGEWO. uWu Go to; let UwU that >w< be x3 minye. 
Do you >_> youw >_> office, ^w^ ow ^w^ give OwO up >_> youw place, 
And you uWu shaww ;;w;; weww >w< be spar'd. 
PROVOST. I crave >_> youw honour's ;;w;; pawdon. 
What uWu shaww >w< be >_< donye, ;;w;; siw, with OwO the UwU gwoanying Juliet? 
x3 She's vewy ;;w;; nyeaw xDD hew hour. 
x3 ANGEWO. xDD Dispose >_> of xDD hew 
ÚwÚ To >w< some ^-^ mowe >_< fittew place, ÚwÚ and UwU that with x3 speed. 

;;w;; We-entew ^.^ SEWVANT 

SERVANT. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the ^-^ sistew >_> of OwO the man :33 condemn'd 
;;w;; Desiwes access ^-^ to you. 
x3 ANGEWO. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ he :3 a ^w^ sistew? 
PROVOST. >w< Ay, my good ^w^ wowd; :3 a vewy ÚwÚ viwtuous ;;w;; maid, 
And ^-^ to >w< be :33 showtwy >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ sistewhood, 
>w< If ^.^ nyot awweady. 
x3 ANGEWO. Weww, let xDD hew >w< be admitted. Exit ^.^ SEWVANT 
^w^ See you OwO the fownyicatwess >w< be ^w^ wemov'd; 
>_> Wet xDD hew ^.^ have :3 nyeedfuw uWu but ^.^ nyot wavish ÚwÚ means; 
Thewe uWu shaww >w< be owdew for't. 

x3 Entew ;;w;; Wucio ÚwÚ and ISABEWWA 

PROVOST. xDD [Going] ÚwÚ Save >_> youw xDD honyouw! 
x3 ANGEWO. uWu Stay :3 a wittwe ;;w;; whiwe. uWu [To OwO ISABEWWA] Y'awe ^.^ wewcome; ^w^ what's 
>_> youw x3 wiww? 
UwU ISABEWWA. I x3 am :3 a :3 woefuw OwO suitow ^-^ to >_> youw xDD honyouw, 
UwU Pwease uWu but >_> youw uWu honyouw hear >_> me. 
x3 ANGEWO. ^-^ Weww; ^w^ what's >_> youw ^.^ suit? 
UwU ISABEWWA. Thewe :3 is :3 a OwO vice UwU that UwU most I ^-^ do ^.^ abhow, 
And UwU most desiwe shouwd ^.^ meet OwO the blow >_> of ;;w;; justice; 
>_< Fow ;;w;; which I would ^.^ nyot ^-^ pwead, uWu but UwU that I must; 
>_< Fow ;;w;; which I >w< must ^.^ nyot ^-^ pwead, uWu but UwU that I x3 am 
^.^ At OwO waw :33 'twixt uWu wiww ÚwÚ and uWu wiww not. 
x3 ANGEWO. ^-^ Weww; OwO the matter? 
UwU ISABEWWA. I ^.^ have :3 a bwothew :3 is :33 condemn'd ^-^ to ^.^ die; 
I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, let ^.^ it >w< be his UwU fauwt, 
And ^.^ nyot my brother. 
PROVOST. ^-^ [Aside] xDD Heaven ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee ^w^ moving gwaces. 
x3 ANGEWO. >_< Condemn OwO the fauwt ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot OwO the actow >_> of ^.^ it! 
ÚwÚ Why, every :33 fauwt's :33 condemn'd ewe ^.^ it >w< be done; 
Minye ;;w;; wewe OwO the vewy cipher >_> of :3 a >_< function, 
ÚwÚ To fine OwO the faults uWu whose fine ^-^ stands in record, 
And let >w< go uWu by OwO the :3 actow. 
UwU ISABEWWA. :3 O ^.^ just uWu but ;;w;; sevewe xDD waw! 
I xDD had :3 a :33 bwothew, xDD then. xDD Heaven ^-^ keep >_> youw xDD honyouw! 
uWu WUCIO. uWu [To OwO ISABEWWA] UwU Give't ^.^ nyot o'ew >w< so; ^-^ to him uWu again, entweat ^w^ him, 
>_< Knyeew ;;w;; down before ^w^ him, >_> hang x3 upon his UwU gown; 
You awe xDD too :33 cowd: ^-^ if you shouwd :3 nyeed :3 a >w< pin, 
You :33 couwd ^.^ nyot with ^-^ mowe ^w^ tame :3 a :33 tongue desiwe it. 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ him, I >w< say. 
UwU ISABEWWA. Must ^.^ he ^.^ nyeeds ^.^ die? 
x3 ANGEWO. ÚwÚ Maiden, nyo wemedy. 
UwU ISABEWWA. uWu Yes; I ^-^ do ÚwÚ think UwU that you UwU might pawdon >_> him. 
And neither >w< heaven :3 nyow man >w< gwieve at OwO the uWu mewcy. 
x3 ANGEWO. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :3 do't. 
UwU ISABEWWA. But can you, ^-^ if you x3 wouwd? 
x3 ANGEWO. Look, what I uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, UwU that I cannyot do. 
UwU ISABEWWA. But UwU might you UwU do't, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do OwO the x3 wowwd nyo ^.^ wwong, 
>w< If OwO so >_> youw OwO heawt ;;w;; wewe ^w^ touch'd with UwU that >w< wemowse 
UwU As >_< minye :3 is ^-^ to OwO him? 
x3 ANGEWO. >w< He's ÚwÚ sentenc'd; 'tis xDD too late. 
uWu WUCIO. uWu [To OwO ISABEWWA] You awe xDD too cold. 
UwU ISABEWWA. :3 Too OwO wate? ÚwÚ Why, no; OwO I, UwU that ^-^ do speak :3 a ;;w;; wowd, 
May caww ^.^ it xDD back again. Weww, believe :33 this: 
:3 Nyo >_< cewemony UwU that ^-^ to gweat ones >w< wongs, 
:3 Nyot OwO the :3 king's :3 cwown :3 nyow OwO the ÚwÚ deputed ;;w;; swowd, 
The marshal's ;;w;; twuncheon :3 nyow OwO the uWu judge's wobe, 
>_> Become them with ^-^ onye half OwO so good :3 a OwO gwace 
UwU As UwU mewcy >w< does. 
>w< If ^.^ he xDD had >_< been as you, ÚwÚ and you as >_< he, 
You would ^.^ have ÚwÚ swipp'd >_< wike him; uWu but >_< he, >_< wike you, 
Wouwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ have >_< been OwO so >_> stewn. 
x3 ANGEWO. ;;w;; Pway you >w< be gone. 
UwU ISABEWWA. I would ^-^ to >w< heaven I xDD had >_> youw UwU potency, 
And you ;;w;; wewe :33 Isabew! ;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ it then >w< be ^.^ thus? 
Nyo; I would tell what 'twere ^-^ to >w< be :3 a ;;w;; judge 
And what :3 a xDD pwisonyew. 
uWu WUCIO. uWu [To OwO ISABEWWA] >w< Ay, ^.^ touch him; :33 thewe's OwO the vein. 
x3 ANGEWO. Your bwothew :3 is :3 a uWu fowfeit >_> of OwO the waw, 
And you uWu but ^.^ waste >_> youw wowds. 
UwU ISABEWWA. Alas! Alas! 
ÚwÚ Why, >w< aww OwO the souws UwU that ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; wewe uWu fowfeit once; 
And ÚwÚ He UwU that UwU might OwO the :3 vantage :33 best ^.^ have took 
;;w;; Found >_< out OwO the wemedy. OwO How would you >w< be 
>w< If >_< He, ;;w;; which :3 is OwO the :3 top >_> of judgment, shouwd 
But ;;w;; judge you as you :33 awe? :33 O, ÚwÚ think uWu on UwU that; 
And UwU mewcy then uWu wiww bweathe within >_> youw wips, 
;;w;; Wike man OwO nyew ^.^ made. 
x3 ANGEWO. Be you >_< content, fair uWu maid. 
^w^ It :3 is OwO the waw, ^.^ nyot I condemn >_> youw brother. 
Were ^.^ he my kinsman, :33 bwothew, ^w^ ow my UwU son, 
^w^ It shouwd >w< be ;;w;; thus with >_> him. ÚwÚ He >w< must die >w< to-mowwow. 
UwU ISABEWWA. To-morrow! :33 O, that's ^.^ sudden! uWu Spawe ^w^ him, spawe >_> him. 
>w< He's ^.^ nyot :33 pwepaw'd uWu fow :33 death. >_< Even uWu fow ^-^ ouw :33 kitchens 
We :33 kiww OwO the ;;w;; foww >_> of xDD season; uWu shaww ^-^ we sewve >w< heaven 
x3 With less >_< wespect than ^-^ we ^-^ do >_< minyistew 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ ouw :3 gwoss >_> sewves? OwO Good, good my lord, >_< bethink you. 
OwO Who :3 is ^.^ it UwU that ;;w;; hath ;;w;; died uWu fow :3 this ÚwÚ offence? 
There's many ^.^ have committed it. 
uWu WUCIO. ^-^ [Aside] >w< Ay, ;;w;; weww ^w^ said. 
x3 ANGEWO. The OwO waw ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot >_< been OwO dead, >w< though ^.^ it ;;w;; hath x3 swept. 
Those many xDD had ^.^ nyot daw'd ^-^ to ^-^ do UwU that evil 
>w< If OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU that >_> did th' :3 edict UwU infwinge 
Had xDD answew'd uWu fow his :3 deed. Nyow 'tis >_< awake, 
Takes ^-^ nyote >_> of what :3 is >_< donye, :3 and, >_< wike :3 a :3 pwophet, 
Looks in :3 a :3 gwass UwU that >w< shows what :33 futuwe evils- 
x3 Eithew :3 nyow ^w^ ow uWu by ÚwÚ wemissnyess OwO nyew >_> conceiv'd, 
And OwO so in ^-^ pwogwess ^-^ to >w< be xDD hatch'd ÚwÚ and uWu bown- 
uWu Awe :3 nyow ^-^ to ^.^ have nyo ^w^ successive degwees, 
But here uWu they live ^-^ to OwO end. 
UwU ISABEWWA. >_> Yet show >w< some ;;w;; pity. 
x3 ANGEWO. I show ^.^ it UwU most >_> of >w< aww when I show ;;w;; justice; 
>_< Fow then I ^-^ pity x3 those I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< knyow, 
^w^ Which :3 a uWu dismiss'd OwO offence would aftew :3 gaww, 
And ^-^ do him ^.^ wight UwU that, answering ^-^ onye ;;w;; fouw ^.^ wwong, 
Wives ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ act >_> anyothew. Be xDD satisfied; 
Your bwothew >_> dies to-morrow; >w< be ÚwÚ content. 
UwU ISABEWWA. ^w^ So you >w< must >w< be OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU that gives :3 this xDD sentence, 
And ^.^ he UwU that suffers. :33 O, ^.^ it :3 is excellent 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have :3 a x3 giant's stwength! But ^.^ it :3 is tyrannous 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; use ^.^ it >_< wike :3 a giant. 
uWu WUCIO. uWu [To OwO ISABEWWA] ^.^ That's ;;w;; weww ^w^ said. 
UwU ISABEWWA. Could gweat x3 men thundew 
UwU As OwO Juv ^-^ himsewf does, OwO Juv would never >w< be :33 quiet, 
>_< Fow every xDD pewting :33 petty ^w^ officew 
Wouwd ;;w;; use his >w< heaven uWu fow thunder, 
Nyothing uWu but ^w^ thundew. Merciful Heaven, 
Thou ^.^ wathew, with >w< thy shawp ÚwÚ and :33 suwphuwous bowt, 
Splits OwO the ^.^ unwedgeabwe ÚwÚ and :33 gnyawwed xDD oak 
>w< Than OwO the ^.^ soft myrtle. But man, >_> pwoud man, 
xDD Dwess'd in :3 a wittwe bwief authowity, 
uWu Most ^w^ ignyowant >_> of what :33 he's UwU most assur'd, 
His >w< gwassy ÚwÚ essence, >_< wike OwO an :3 angwy ape, 
Plays such fantastic tricks before UwU high >w< heaven 
UwU As makes OwO the xDD angews >w< weep; :3 who, with ^-^ ouw x3 speens, 
Wouwd >w< aww themsewves waugh mortal. 
uWu WUCIO. uWu [To OwO ISABEWWA] :33 O, ^-^ to ^w^ him, ^-^ to ^w^ him, >_< wench! ÚwÚ He uWu wiww relent; 
>w< He's UwU coming; I pewceive 't. 
PROVOST. ^-^ [Aside] ;;w;; Pway >w< heaven ^.^ she ^.^ win >_> him. 
UwU ISABEWWA. We cannyot ^.^ weigh ^-^ ouw bwothew with ourself. 
Great x3 men ^-^ may ÚwÚ jest with UwU saints: 'tis ÚwÚ wit in them; 
But in OwO the less ;;w;; fouw profanation. 
uWu WUCIO. uWu [To OwO ISABEWWA] Thou'rt >w< i' th' >_< wight, girl; ^-^ mowe o' ;;w;; that. 
UwU ISABEWWA. :33 That in OwO the ^w^ captain's uWu but :3 a ^w^ chowewic >_> wowd 
^w^ Which in OwO the sowdiew :3 is fwat bwasphemy. 
uWu WUCIO. uWu [To OwO ISABEWWA] Awt ^w^ avis'd o' ÚwÚ that? Mowe on't. 
x3 ANGEWO. UwU Why ^-^ do you >w< put ^.^ these uWu sayings x3 upon x3 me? 
UwU ISABEWWA. xDD Because authowity, >w< though ^.^ it err >_< wike >w< othews, 
;;w;; Hath ÚwÚ yet :3 a >w< kind >_> of >w< medicinye in itsewf 
:33 That ^.^ skins OwO the OwO vice o' th' top. uWu Go ^-^ to >_> youw ^.^ bosom, 
UwU Knyock there, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ ask >_> youw OwO heawt what ^.^ it doth xDD knyow 
^.^ That's >_< wike my >_< bwothew's fault. >w< If ^.^ it x3 confess 
OwO A :3 nyatuwaw guiltiness such as :3 is his, 
>_> Wet ^.^ it ^.^ nyot :33 sound :3 a ^w^ thought x3 upon >_> youw :33 tongue 
uWu Against my >_< bwothew's wife. 
x3 ANGEWO. ^-^ [Aside] She ^.^ speaks, ÚwÚ and 'tis 
Such :33 sense UwU that my :33 sense >_> bweeds with :3 it.- Fawe you :33 weww. 
UwU ISABEWWA. ;;w;; Gentwe my lord, xDD tuwn ^-^ back. 
x3 ANGEWO. I uWu wiww >_< bethink >_> me. Come UwU again >w< to-mowwow. 
UwU ISABEWWA. UwU Hawk how I'll bwibe OwO you; good my lord, xDD tuwn ^-^ back. 
x3 ANGEWO. ^-^ How, bwibe x3 me? 
UwU ISABEWWA. >w< Ay, with such x3 gifts UwU that >w< heaven uWu shaww share with you. 
uWu WUCIO. uWu [To OwO ISABEWWA) You xDD had >_> maww'd >w< aww >w< ewse. 
UwU ISABEWWA. :3 Nyot with OwO fond sicles >_> of OwO the >w< tested ^.^ gowd, 
Ow ^w^ stonyes, uWu whose ^.^ wate awe ;;w;; eithew rich ^w^ ow UwU poow 
UwU As fancy vawues them; uWu but with OwO twue ;;w;; pwayews 
:33 That uWu shaww >w< be OwO up at >w< heaven ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ entew there 
Ewe sun-wise, ;;w;; pwayews ^-^ fwom x3 pwesewved souls, 
From UwU fasting >w< maids, uWu whose ^w^ minds awe dedicate 
ÚwÚ To nyothing ^.^ tempowaw. 
x3 ANGEWO. ^-^ Weww; come ^-^ to me >w< to-mowwow. 
uWu WUCIO. uWu [To OwO ISABEWWA] uWu Go to; 'tis ;;w;; weww; >_> away. 
UwU ISABEWWA. xDD Heaven ^-^ keep >_> youw uWu honyouw safe! 
x3 ANGEWO. ^-^ [Aside] ^.^ Amen; uWu fow I 
OwO Am UwU that uWu way ^-^ going ^-^ to OwO temptation 
:3 Whewe ;;w;; pwayews ;;w;; cwoss. 
UwU ISABEWWA. ^.^ At what hour to-morrow 
:33 Shaww I ^.^ attend >_> youw :33 wowdship? 
x3 ANGEWO. ^.^ At ^-^ any UwU time 'fore nyoon. 
UwU ISABEWWA. ÚwÚ Save >_> youw xDD honyouw! >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ANGELO 
x3 ANGEWO. From thee; x3 even ^-^ fwom >w< thy >_> viwtue! 
What's this, ^w^ what's uWu this? ^-^ Is :3 this xDD hew fauwt ^w^ ow ÚwÚ minye? 
The :3 temptew ^w^ ow OwO the UwU tempted, ^-^ who x3 sins >_> most? 
Ha! 
:3 Nyot she; :3 nyow doth ^.^ she UwU tempt; uWu but ^.^ it :3 is I 
That, lying uWu by OwO the ;;w;; viowet in OwO the >_> sun, 
Do as OwO the carrion does, ^.^ nyot as OwO the flow'r, 
OwO Cowwupt with ÚwÚ viwtuous ^-^ season. ^w^ Can ^.^ it >w< be 
:33 That x3 modesty ^-^ may ^-^ mowe :33 betway ^-^ ouw :33 sense 
>w< Than :3 woman's wightnyess? Having ^.^ waste gwound enyough, 
:33 Shaww ^-^ we desiwe ^-^ to raze OwO the >_> sanctuawy, 
And :3 pitch ^-^ ouw x3 eviws thewe? :33 O, ^.^ fie, ^.^ fie, fie! 
What OwO dost thou, ^w^ ow what art thou, :3 Angewo? 
Dost :3 thou desiwe xDD hew ÚwÚ fouwwy uWu fow x3 those >w< things 
:33 That ^-^ make xDD hew :3 good? :33 O, let xDD hew bwothew wive! 
>_< Thieves uWu fow theiw robbery ^.^ have authowity 
When >_< judges >_< steaw :3 themsewves. >_> What, ^-^ do I love UwU hew, 
:33 That I desiwe ^-^ to hear xDD hew speak uWu again, 
And feast x3 upon xDD hew :3 eyes? What :3 is't I ^-^ dweam :3 on? 
:3 O ÚwÚ cunnying enemy, UwU that, ^-^ to catch :3 a :33 saint, 
x3 With >_< saints OwO dost :33 bait >w< thy ^w^ hook! uWu Most dangewous 
^-^ Is UwU that OwO temptation UwU that doth goad OwO us uWu on 
ÚwÚ To xDD sin in :33 woving ;;w;; viwtue. uWu Nyevew :33 couwd OwO the ^-^ stwumpet, 
x3 With >w< aww xDD hew double >_> vigouw, art ÚwÚ and UwU nyatuwe, 
>w< Once :33 stiw my temper; uWu but :3 this ÚwÚ viwtuous maid 
xDD Subdues me x3 quite. :33 Evew ÚwÚ tiww nyow, 
When x3 men ;;w;; wewe uWu fond, I smiw'd ÚwÚ and wond'red ÚwÚ how. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
OwO A pwison 

OwO Entew, severally, ;;w;; DUKE, uWu disguised as :3 a OwO FWIAW, ÚwÚ and xDD PWOVOST 

ÚwÚ DUKE. ^-^ Haiw ^-^ to you, Provost! OwO so I ÚwÚ think you >_> awe. 
PROVOST. I x3 am OwO the Pwovost. What's >_> youw wiww, good friar? 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Bound uWu by my charity ÚwÚ and my bwest owdew, 
I come ^-^ to >w< visit OwO the ^w^ affwicted uWu spiwits 
;;w;; Hewe in OwO the prison. Do me OwO the ^w^ common ^.^ wight 
ÚwÚ To let me UwU see ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^-^ make me xDD knyow 
The ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of theiw ^.^ cwimes, UwU that I ^-^ may >_< minyistew 
ÚwÚ To them accordingly. 
PROVOST. I would ^-^ do ^-^ mowe than UwU that, ^-^ if ^-^ mowe ;;w;; wewe xDD nyeedfuw. 

x3 Entew JULIET 

Look, here comes UwU onye; :3 a ;;w;; gentwewoman >_> of ÚwÚ minye, 
Who, fawwing in OwO the :3 fwaws >_> of xDD hew >_> own youth, 
;;w;; Hath bwistew'd xDD hew >_< wepowt. She :3 is with x3 chiwd; 
And ^.^ he UwU that ^w^ got it, OwO sentenc'd- :3 a x3 young man 
Mowe x3 fit ^-^ to ^-^ do another such OwO offence 
>w< Than die uWu fow ÚwÚ this. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. When >w< must ^.^ he ^.^ die? 
PROVOST. UwU As I ^-^ do xDD think, >w< to-mowwow. 
uWu [To >_> JUWIET] I ^.^ have provided uWu fow OwO you; stay :3 awhiwe 
And you uWu shaww >w< be conducted. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Repent you, fair one, >_> of OwO the xDD sin you cawwy? 
^w^ JUWIET. I do; ÚwÚ and bear OwO the ÚwÚ shame UwU most patiently. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. I'll teach you how you uWu shaww uWu awwaign >_> youw ^.^ conscience, 
And twy >_> youw xDD penyitence, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be :33 sound 
Ow ÚwÚ howwowwy >w< put x3 on. 
^w^ JUWIET. I'll UwU gwadwy :3 weawn. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ^-^ Wuv you OwO the man UwU that wrong'd you? 
^w^ JUWIET. x3 Yes, as I love OwO the ^-^ woman UwU that wrong'd >_> him. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ So then, ^.^ it seems, >_> youw UwU most UwU offencefuw ^.^ act 
>_> Was mutuawwy uWu committed. 
^w^ JUWIET. UwU Mutuawwy. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ was >_> youw xDD sin >_> of heaview >w< kind than ^-^ his. 
^w^ JUWIET. I ^-^ do x3 confess it, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wepent it, father. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ meet so, ^-^ daughtew; uWu but west you ^-^ do ^w^ wepent 
UwU As UwU that OwO the xDD sin ;;w;; hath ^w^ bwought you ^-^ to :3 this shame, 
^w^ Which UwU sowwow :3 is :33 awways towawd >w< ouwsewves, ^.^ nyot UwU heaven, 
>w< Showing ^-^ we would ^.^ nyot spawe >w< heaven as ^-^ we love it, 
But as ^-^ we ^.^ stand in ÚwÚ feaw- 
^w^ JUWIET. I ^-^ do ^w^ wepent me as ^.^ it :3 is OwO an :33 eviw, 
And UwU take OwO the ÚwÚ shame with OwO joy. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Thewe ^-^ west. 
Your ÚwÚ pawtnyew, as I OwO heaw, >w< must die to-morrow, 
And I x3 am ^-^ going with ^w^ instwuction ^-^ to >_> him. 
OwO Gwace >w< go with xDD you! Benyedicite! Exit 
^w^ JUWIET. Must die ;;w;; to-mowwow! :33 O, xDD injuwious waw, 
:33 That >_> wespites me :3 a life uWu whose vewy comfort 
^-^ Is still :3 a ^.^ dying UwU howwow! 
PROVOST. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ pity >_> of >_> him. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
;;w;; ANGEWO'S house 

x3 Entew ANGELO 

x3 ANGEWO. When I would pray ÚwÚ and xDD think, I ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ and pray 
ÚwÚ To uWu sevewaw ^.^ subjects. xDD Heaven ;;w;; hath my uWu empty x3 wowds, 
>w< Whiwst my >_< invention, hearing ^.^ nyot my tongue, 
:33 Anchows uWu on :3 Isabew. xDD Heaven in my uWu mouth, 
UwU As ^-^ if I >_> did uWu but only ^.^ chew his uWu nyame, 
And in my OwO heawt OwO the >w< stwong ÚwÚ and ;;w;; swewwing evil 
x3 Of my >w< conception. The OwO state xDD wheweon I ^.^ studied 
:3 Is, >_< wike :3 a good xDD thing being >_< often ^.^ wead, 
:3 Gwown sere ÚwÚ and tedious; ^-^ yea, my ÚwÚ gwavity, 
>_> Whewein- let nyo man hear :3 me- I UwU take :33 pwide, 
Could I with ^w^ boot >_> change uWu fow OwO an :33 idwe ^w^ pwume 
^w^ Which OwO the ÚwÚ aiw x3 beats uWu fow vain. :3 O place, :3 O >_> fowm, 
OwO How >_< often OwO dost :3 thou with >w< thy ^-^ case, >w< thy habit, 
Wrench awe ^-^ fwom fools, ÚwÚ and OwO tie OwO the uWu wisew souws 
ÚwÚ To >w< thy false x3 seeming! Blood, :3 thou art bwood. 
Let's wwite ^w^ 'good xDD angew' uWu on OwO the devil's :3 hown; 
^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO the devil's cwest. 

x3 Entew ^.^ SEWVANT 

OwO How nyow, :33 who's thewe? 
SERVANT. >_< Onye Isabew, :3 a ;;w;; sistew, desires access ^-^ to you. 
x3 ANGEWO. Teach xDD hew OwO the way. xDD [Exit SEWVANT] :3 O >_< heavens! 
UwU Why OwO does my UwU bwood ;;w;; thus uWu mustew ^-^ to my xDD heawt, 
:33 Making uWu both ^.^ it unable uWu fow itsewf 
And ÚwÚ dispossessing >w< aww my uWu othew pawts 
x3 Of nyecessawy fitnyess? 
^w^ So xDD pway OwO the foowish throngs with ^-^ onye UwU that xDD swoons; 
Come >w< aww ^-^ to ^w^ hewp ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and OwO so xDD stop OwO the ÚwÚ aiw 
By ;;w;; which ^.^ he shouwd revive; ÚwÚ and x3 even OwO so 
The ^w^ genyewaw :33 subject ^-^ to :3 a OwO weww-wish'd ;;w;; king 
>w< Quit theiw >_> own UwU pawt, ÚwÚ and in ^w^ obsequious >w< fondnyess 
^w^ Cwowd ^-^ to his presence, xDD whewe theiw ;;w;; untaught love 
Must ^.^ nyeeds :3 appeaw >_> offence. 

x3 Entew ISABEWWA 

OwO How nyow, fair ^-^ maid? 
UwU ISABEWWA. I x3 am come ^-^ to xDD knyow >_> youw ÚwÚ pweasuwe. 
x3 ANGEWO. :33 That you UwU might xDD knyow ^.^ it would >w< much better >w< pwease me 
>w< Than ^-^ to >_> demand what OwO 'tis. Your bwothew cannyot wive. 
UwU ISABEWWA. >_< Even so! xDD Heaven ^-^ keep >_> youw xDD honyouw! 
x3 ANGEWO. >_> Yet ^-^ may ^.^ he live uWu awhiwe, :3 and, ^.^ it ^-^ may ^.^ be, 
UwU As wong as you ^w^ ow I; ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he >w< must ^-^ die. 
UwU ISABEWWA. ^.^ Undew >_> youw ^-^ sentence? 
x3 ANGEWO. OwO Yea. 
UwU ISABEWWA. W-When? I uWu beseech OwO you; UwU that in his reprieve, 
^.^ Wongew ^w^ ow shorter, ^.^ he ^-^ may >w< be OwO so >_< fitted 
:33 That his ^w^ souw >w< sicken not. 
x3 ANGEWO. Ha! :33 Fie, ^.^ these fiwthy ^w^ vices! ^w^ It ;;w;; wewe as good 
ÚwÚ To pawdon him UwU that ;;w;; hath ^-^ fwom ^-^ nyatuwe stow'n 
OwO A man already made, as ^-^ to remit 
Their ;;w;; saucy xDD sweetnyess UwU that ^-^ do >_< coin >_< heaven's ^.^ image 
UwU In ^.^ stamps UwU that awe uWu fowbid; 'tis >w< aww as :33 easy 
Falsely ^-^ to UwU take away :3 a life OwO twue :3 made 
UwU As ^-^ to >w< put >w< metaw in :33 westwainyed :3 means 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a false ^w^ onye. 
UwU ISABEWWA. ^.^ 'Tis xDD set ;;w;; down OwO so in UwU heaven, uWu but ^.^ nyot in xDD eawth. 
x3 ANGEWO. Say you so? ;;w;; Then I uWu shaww pose you ^w^ quickwy. 
^w^ Which xDD had you wathew- UwU that OwO the UwU most ^.^ just OwO waw 
Nyow took >_> youw >_< bwothew's life; ;;w;; ow, ^-^ to ^w^ wedeem ^w^ him, 
>w< Give OwO up >_> youw ÚwÚ body ^-^ to such ^w^ sweet :3 uncweannyess 
UwU As ^.^ she UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_> stain'd? 
UwU ISABEWWA. >_> Siw, believe :33 this: 
I xDD had wathew ^w^ give my ÚwÚ body than my ÚwÚ souw. 
x3 ANGEWO. I talk ^.^ nyot >_> of >_> youw soul; ^-^ ouw xDD compeww'd x3 sins 
Stand ^-^ mowe uWu fow ÚwÚ nyumbew than uWu fow accompt. 
UwU ISABEWWA. OwO How uWu say you? 
x3 ANGEWO. ;;w;; Nyay, I'll ^.^ nyot ;;w;; wawwant UwU that; uWu fow I can speak 
uWu Against OwO the xDD thing I >w< say. Answer ^-^ to :33 this: 
OwO I, :3 nyow OwO the >w< voice >_> of OwO the recorded waw, 
Pronounce :3 a >_< sentence uWu on >_> youw >_< bwothew's life; 
OwO Might there ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 a charity in xDD sin 
ÚwÚ To :33 save :3 this >_< bwothew's x3 wife? 
UwU ISABEWWA. UwU Pwease you ^-^ to UwU do't, 
I'll UwU take ^.^ it as :3 a peril ^-^ to my ^w^ souw 
^w^ It :3 is nyo xDD sin at aww, uWu but >_> chawity. 
x3 ANGEWO. Pweas'd you ^-^ to do't at peril >_> of >_> youw >_> souw, 
Were >w< equaw ÚwÚ poise >_> of xDD sin ÚwÚ and >_> chawity. 
UwU ISABEWWA. :33 That I ^-^ do UwU beg his xDD wife, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be uWu sin, 
xDD Heaven let me bear ^.^ it! You granting >_> of my ^.^ suit, 
>w< If UwU that >w< be uWu sin, I'll ^-^ make ^.^ it my ^w^ mown >w< pwayew 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have ^.^ it ÚwÚ added ^-^ to OwO the faults >_> of ÚwÚ minye, 
And nyothing >_> of >_> youw >w< answew. 
x3 ANGEWO. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but hear me; 
Your :33 sense puwsues ^.^ nyot mine; ;;w;; eithew you awe ^w^ ignyowant 
Ow ÚwÚ seem so, >_< cwaftiwy; ÚwÚ and that's ^.^ nyot :33 good. 
UwU ISABEWWA. >_> Wet me >w< be ignyowant, ÚwÚ and in nyothing good 
But ;;w;; gwaciouswy ^-^ to xDD knyow I x3 am nyo ^w^ bettew. 
x3 ANGEWO. ÚwÚ Thus OwO wisdom :3 wishes ^-^ to :3 appeaw UwU most UwU bwight 
When ^.^ it doth >_> tax itself; as ^.^ these bwack uWu masks 
UwU Pwocwaim OwO an enshiewded x3 beauty >w< ten xDD times woudew 
>w< Than x3 beauty UwU couwd, dispway'd. But mark :3 me: 
ÚwÚ To >w< be >_< weceived ÚwÚ pwain, I'll speak ^-^ mowe uWu gwoss- 
Your bwothew :3 is ^-^ to ^-^ die. 
UwU ISABEWWA. >_> So. 
x3 ANGEWO. And his OwO offence :3 is so, as ^.^ it OwO appeaws, 
Accountant ^-^ to OwO the OwO waw x3 upon UwU that >w< pain. 
UwU ISABEWWA. Twue. 
x3 ANGEWO. >_< Admit nyo uWu othew uWu way ^-^ to :33 save his xDD wife, 
UwU As I ^w^ subscwibe ^.^ nyot UwU that, :3 nyow ^-^ any xDD othew, 
But, in OwO the woss >_> of ^.^ question, UwU that you, his ;;w;; sistew, 
UwU Finding yourself >w< desiw'd >_> of such :3 a person 
uWu Whose ÚwÚ cwedit with OwO the :33 judge, ^w^ ow >_> own gweat place, 
Could ÚwÚ fetch >_> youw bwothew ^-^ fwom OwO the manyacwes 
x3 Of OwO the ^.^ aww-binding waw; ÚwÚ and UwU that there ;;w;; wewe 
:3 Nyo earthly UwU mean ^-^ to :33 save him uWu but UwU that ;;w;; eithew 
You >w< must uWu way ;;w;; down OwO the tweasuwes >_> of >_> youw ÚwÚ body 
ÚwÚ To :3 this xDD supposed, ^w^ ow ewse ^-^ to let him UwU suffew- 
What would you x3 do? 
UwU ISABEWWA. UwU As >w< much uWu fow my UwU poow bwothew as mysewf; 
:33 That ;;w;; is, ;;w;; wewe I uWu undew OwO the >_> tewms >_> of >_< death, 
^-^ Th' >w< impwession >_> of keen :3 whips :3 I'd wear as UwU wubies, 
And OwO stwip ^-^ mysewf ^-^ to death as ^-^ to :3 a bed 
:33 That wonging ^.^ have >_< been uWu sick for, ewe :3 I'd ÚwÚ yiewd 
UwU My ÚwÚ body OwO up ^-^ to >w< shame. 
x3 ANGEWO. ;;w;; Then >w< must >_> youw bwothew ^-^ die. 
UwU ISABEWWA. And 'twere OwO the OwO cheapew ÚwÚ way: 
>_< Bettew ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe :3 a bwothew ;;w;; died at UwU once 
>w< Than UwU that :3 a ;;w;; sistew, uWu by ;;w;; wedeeming ^w^ him, 
;;w;; Shouwd die uWu fow ever. 
x3 ANGEWO. Were ^.^ nyot you, then, as x3 cwuew as OwO the >_< sentence 
:33 That you ^.^ have slander'd so? 
UwU ISABEWWA. Ignominy in >_< wansom ÚwÚ and free pawdon 
uWu Awe >_> of two ^.^ houses: lawful UwU mewcy 
^-^ Is nyothing uWu kin ^-^ to ;;w;; fouw ^.^ wedemption. 
x3 ANGEWO. You >w< seem'd >_> of ^.^ wate ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the OwO waw :3 a OwO tywant; 
And wathew ^w^ pwov'd OwO the swiding >_> of >_> youw bwothew 
OwO A mewwiment than :3 a UwU vice. 
UwU ISABEWWA. :33 O, pawdon uWu me, my wowd! ^w^ It ^w^ oft ^.^ fawws out, 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have what ^-^ we would x3 have, ^-^ we speak ^.^ nyot what ^-^ we uWu mean: 
I xDD something ^-^ do ;;w;; excuse OwO the xDD thing I UwU hate 
>_< Fow his ^w^ advantage UwU that I dearly wuv. 
x3 ANGEWO. We awe >w< aww frail. 
UwU ISABEWWA. Else let my bwothew x3 die, 
>w< If ^.^ nyot :3 a ÚwÚ fedawy uWu but only ^.^ he 
Owe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ succeed >w< thy ^.^ weaknyess. 
x3 ANGEWO. ;;w;; Nyay, >w< women awe ;;w;; fwaiw ^w^ too. 
UwU ISABEWWA. >w< Ay, as OwO the uWu gwasses xDD whewe uWu they view themsewves, 
^w^ Which awe as :33 easy x3 bwoke as uWu they ^-^ make forms. 
>_< Women, ^w^ hewp uWu heaven! Men theiw ^-^ cweation mar 
UwU In >_> pwofiting uWu by ^.^ them. ;;w;; Nyay, caww OwO us >w< ten xDD times frail; 
>_< Fow ^-^ we awe ^.^ soft as ^-^ ouw compwexions awe, 
And :33 cweduwous ^-^ to false ÚwÚ pwints. 
x3 ANGEWO. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it ;;w;; weww; 
And ^-^ fwom :3 this OwO testimony >_> of >_> youw >_> own ;;w;; sex, 
x3 Since I suppose ^-^ we awe :3 made ^-^ to >w< be nyo stronger 
>w< Than faults ^-^ may >_< shake ^-^ ouw >_< fwames, let me >w< be bold. 
I ^-^ do arrest >_> youw wowds. Be UwU that you awe, 
:33 That ;;w;; is, :3 a ;;w;; woman; ^-^ if you >w< be :3 mowe, >w< you'we ^.^ nyonye; 
>w< If you >w< be one, as you awe ;;w;; weww ;;w;; expwess'd 
By >w< aww ^-^ extewnyaw ^-^ wawwants, show ^.^ it :3 nyow 
By OwO putting uWu on OwO the xDD destin'd ;;w;; wivewy. 
UwU ISABEWWA. I ^.^ have nyo :33 tongue uWu but UwU onye; gentle, my lord, 
>_> Wet me intreat you speak OwO the fowmew >_< wanguage. 
x3 ANGEWO. >w< Pwainwy conceive, I love you. 
UwU ISABEWWA. UwU My bwothew >_> did love ^w^ Juwiet, 
And you tell me UwU that ^.^ he uWu shaww die for't. 
x3 ANGEWO. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ;;w;; nyot, Isabew, ^-^ if you ^w^ give me wuv. 
UwU ISABEWWA. I xDD knyow >_> youw :3 viwtue ;;w;; hath :3 a ;;w;; wicense ^w^ in't, 
^w^ Which uWu seems :3 a wittwe UwU fouwew than ^.^ it ;;w;; is, 
ÚwÚ To xDD pwuck uWu on ^.^ othews. 
x3 ANGEWO. >_< Bewieve uWu me, uWu on >_< minye xDD honyouw, 
UwU My uWu wowds express my uWu puwpose. 
UwU ISABEWWA. Ha! wittwe uWu honyouw ^-^ to >w< be >w< much bewiev'd, 
And UwU most pernicious puwpose! :3 Seeming, x3 seeming! 
I uWu wiww :3 pwocwaim ^.^ thee, OwO Angewo, ÚwÚ wook for't. 
^w^ Sign me :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent pawdon uWu fow my bwothew 
Or, with OwO an :33 outstwetch'd ÚwÚ thwoat, I'll tell OwO the x3 wowwd ;;w;; awoud 
What man :3 thou awt. 
x3 ANGEWO. OwO Who uWu wiww believe ^.^ thee, :33 Isabew? 
UwU My ^.^ unsoiw'd uWu nyame, th' austewenyess >_> of my xDD wife, 
UwU My vouch x3 against you, ÚwÚ and my place >w< i' th' state, 
uWu Wiww OwO so >_> youw ;;w;; accusation overweigh 
:33 That you uWu shaww uWu stifwe in >_> youw >_> own report, 
And smell >_> of calumny. I ^.^ have ;;w;; begun, 
And :3 nyow I ^w^ give my x3 sensuaw OwO wace OwO the ^-^ wein: 
OwO Fit >w< thy consent ^-^ to my shawp OwO appetite; 
>w< Way uWu by >w< aww nicety ÚwÚ and prolixious bwushes 
:33 That ^w^ banyish what uWu they >w< sue UwU fow; ^w^ wedeem >w< thy bwothew 
By yielding OwO up >w< thy ÚwÚ body ^-^ to my wiww; 
Ow ewse ^.^ he >w< must ^.^ nyot only die OwO the >_< death, 
But >w< thy unkindness uWu shaww his death dwaw >_< out 
ÚwÚ To ling'ring uWu suffewance. Answer me to-morrow, 
Or, uWu by OwO the xDD affection UwU that :3 nyow ;;w;; guides me ÚwÚ most, 
I'll ^w^ pwuv :3 a >_> tywant ^-^ to >_> him. UwU As uWu fow you, 
Say what you ^w^ can: my false ;;w;; o'ewweighs >_> youw true. Exit 
UwU ISABEWWA. ÚwÚ To xDD whom shouwd I >_> compwain? OwO Did I tell this, 
OwO Who would believe x3 me? :3 O perilous OwO mouths 
:33 That bear in them ^-^ onye ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; sewf-same :33 tongue 
x3 Eithew >_> of ÚwÚ condemnyation ^w^ ow approof, 
^w^ Bidding OwO the OwO waw ^-^ make ^w^ cuwtsy ^-^ to theiw wiww; 
x3 Hooking uWu both ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and :33 wwong ^-^ to th' OwO appetite, 
ÚwÚ To follow as ^.^ it >w< dwaws! I'll ^-^ to my brother. 
^-^ Though ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO faww'n uWu by UwU pwomptuwe >_> of OwO the blood, 
>_> Yet ;;w;; hath ^.^ he in him such :3 a :33 mind >_> of uWu honyouw 
That, xDD had ^.^ he twenty :3 heads ^-^ to >w< tendew ;;w;; down 
uWu On twenty bwoody >w< bwocks, he'd ÚwÚ yiewd them OwO up 
Before his ^-^ sistew shouwd xDD hew ÚwÚ body uWu stoop 
ÚwÚ To such abhorr'd pollution. 
>_> Then, Isabew, live chaste, :3 and, :33 bwothew, die: 
Mowe than ^-^ ouw bwothew :3 is ^-^ ouw chastity. 
I'll tell him ÚwÚ yet >_> of x3 Angewo's UwU wequest, 
And x3 fit his :33 mind ^-^ to >_< death, uWu fow his >_< souw's ^-^ west. Exit 




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^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
The pwison 

x3 Entew ;;w;; DUKE, uWu disguised as OwO befowe, >_< CWAUDIO, ÚwÚ and xDD PWOVOST 

ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU So, then you >w< hope >_> of pawdon ^-^ fwom Wowd :3 Angewo? 
OwO CWAUDIO. The xDD misewabwe ^.^ have nyo uWu othew >w< medicinye 
But only :3 hope: 
I ^.^ have >w< hope ^-^ to >_< Eve, ÚwÚ and x3 am :33 pwepaw'd ^-^ to ^-^ die. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Be absowute uWu fow ^w^ death; ;;w;; eithew death ^w^ ow life 
:33 Shaww ^.^ theweby >w< be OwO the >_> sweetew. >_< Weason ;;w;; thus with wife. 
>w< If I ^-^ do wose ^.^ thee, I ^-^ do wose :3 a xDD thing 
:33 That UwU nyonye uWu but fools would keep. OwO A >_> bweath :3 thou :3 awt, 
Servile ^-^ to >w< aww OwO the uWu skyey ^w^ infwuences, 
:33 That OwO dost :3 this ÚwÚ habitation xDD whewe :3 thou :33 keep'st 
UwU Houwwy afflict. :3 Mewewy, :3 thou art ^-^ Death's OwO foow; 
>_< Fow him :3 thou uWu wabouw'st uWu by >w< thy flight ^-^ to :3 shun 
And ÚwÚ yet wun'st towawd him ^.^ stiww. Thou art ^.^ nyot nyobwe; 
>_< Fow >w< aww th' accommodations UwU that :3 thou ^.^ beaw'st 
uWu Awe UwU nyuws'd uWu by :3 basenyess. Thou 'rt uWu by nyo :3 means :3 vawiant; 
>_< Fow :3 thou OwO dost ;;w;; feaw OwO the ^.^ soft ÚwÚ and >w< tendew fork 
x3 Of :3 a UwU poow ;;w;; wowm. x3 Thy :33 best >_> of west :3 is >w< sweep, 
And UwU that :3 thou ^w^ oft pwovok'st; ÚwÚ yet ^.^ gwosswy x3 feaw'st 
x3 Thy >_< death, ;;w;; which :3 is nyo more. Thou art ^.^ nyot thysewf; 
>_< Fow :3 thou exists uWu on many :3 a ^w^ thousand :33 gwains 
:33 That xDD issue >_< out >_> of OwO dust. x3 Happy :3 thou art not; 
>_< Fow what :3 thou x3 hast ;;w;; nyot, still :3 thou striv'st ^-^ to :3 get, 
And what :3 thou hast, >_< fowget'st. Thou art ^.^ nyot uWu cewtain; 
>_< Fow >w< thy complexion >_< shifts ^-^ to ÚwÚ stwange effects, 
:33 Aftew OwO the ÚwÚ moon. >w< If :3 thou art rich, thou'rt >_< poow; 
>_< Fow, >_< wike OwO an ;;w;; ass uWu whose xDD back with >_< ingots bows, 
Thou ^.^ beaw'st >w< thy :33 heavy riches uWu but :3 a >_< jouwnyey, 
And ^.^ Death unwoads thee. Friend x3 hast :3 thou ^.^ nyonye; 
>_< Fow UwU thinye >_> own uWu bowews ;;w;; which ^-^ do caww ÚwÚ thee >_> siwe, 
The mere uWu effusion >_> of >w< thy pwopew :3 woins, 
Do ^w^ cuwse OwO the :3 gout, ^w^ sewpigo, ÚwÚ and OwO the rheum, 
>_< Fow OwO ending ÚwÚ thee nyo OwO soonyew. Thou x3 hast :3 nyow xDD youth :3 nyow ^-^ age, 
But, as ^.^ it OwO wewe, OwO an xDD aftew-dinnyew's >w< sweep, 
Dreaming uWu on ^-^ both; uWu fow >w< aww >w< thy bwessed xDD youth 
:33 Becomes as >w< aged, ÚwÚ and doth UwU beg OwO the ÚwÚ awms 
x3 Of pawsied >w< ewd; ÚwÚ and when :3 thou art ^.^ owd ÚwÚ and rich, 
Thou x3 hast neither ÚwÚ heat, affection, wimb, :3 nyow :3 beauty, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make >w< thy riches pleasant. What's ÚwÚ yet in :3 this 
:33 That uWu beaws OwO the name >_> of x3 wife? >_> Yet in :3 this life 
Wie hid uWu moe ^w^ thousand ^.^ deaths; ÚwÚ yet death ^-^ we feaw, 
:33 That makes ^.^ these >_> odds >w< aww even. 
OwO CWAUDIO. I humbly :3 thank you. 
ÚwÚ To >w< sue ^-^ to live, I find I >w< seek ^-^ to ^.^ die; 
And, >w< seeking >_< death, find wife. >_> Wet ^.^ it come x3 on. 
UwU ISABEWWA. xDD [Within] >_> What, UwU ho! xDD Peace xDD hewe; OwO gwace ÚwÚ and good >_> company! 
PROVOST. >w< Who's thewe? Come in; OwO the ^w^ wish ^-^ desewves :3 a welcome. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU Deaw ;;w;; siw, ewe wong I'll >w< visit you again. 
OwO CWAUDIO. uWu Most holy ;;w;; siw, I :3 thank you. 

x3 Entew ISABEWWA 

UwU ISABEWWA. UwU My ^-^ businyess :3 is :3 a >_> wowd ^w^ ow two with Claudio. 
PROVOST. And vewy welcome. Look, UwU signyiow, >w< hewe's >_> youw sistew. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. uWu Pwovost, :3 a >_> wowd with you. 
PROVOST. UwU As many as you pwease. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. >_< Bwing me ^-^ to hear them ÚwÚ speak, xDD whewe I ^-^ may >w< be uWu conceaw'd. 
>_< Exeunt DUKE ÚwÚ and xDD PWOVOST 
OwO CWAUDIO. Nyow, ;;w;; sistew, ^w^ what's OwO the :33 comfowt? 
UwU ISABEWWA. ÚwÚ Why, 
UwU As >w< aww UwU comfowts ;;w;; awe; UwU most uWu good, UwU most uWu good, :3 indeed. 
Wowd OwO Angewo, having affairs ^-^ to UwU heaven, 
UwU Intends you uWu fow his swift ambassadow, 
:3 Whewe you uWu shaww >w< be OwO an xDD evewwasting leiger. 
:33 Thewefowe, >_> youw :33 best ;;w;; appointment ^-^ make with ÚwÚ speed; 
>w< To-mowwow you xDD set x3 on. 
OwO CWAUDIO. ^-^ Is there nyo remedy? 
UwU ISABEWWA. None, uWu but such ^.^ wemedy :3 as, ^-^ to :33 save :3 a uWu head, 
ÚwÚ To cleave :3 a OwO heawt in OwO twain. 
OwO CWAUDIO. But :3 is there any? 
UwU ISABEWWA. x3 Yes, :33 bwothew, you ^-^ may ^.^ wive: 
Thewe :3 is :3 a uWu deviwish UwU mewcy in OwO the :33 judge, 
>w< If ^w^ you'ww ÚwÚ impwowe it, UwU that uWu wiww free >_> youw xDD wife, 
But fetter you ÚwÚ tiww :33 death. 
OwO CWAUDIO. ^.^ Pewpetuaw duwance? 
UwU ISABEWWA. >w< Ay, just; x3 pewpetuaw ^-^ duwance, :3 a restraint, 
^-^ Though >w< aww OwO the world's ÚwÚ vastidity you ^-^ had, 
ÚwÚ To :3 a determin'd ÚwÚ scope. 
OwO CWAUDIO. But in what xDD nyatuwe? 
UwU ISABEWWA. UwU In such :3 a ^-^ onye :3 as, you >w< consenting to't, 
Wouwd bark >_> youw uWu honyouw ^-^ fwom UwU that twunk you ^-^ beaw, 
And xDD weave you naked. 
OwO CWAUDIO. >_> Wet me xDD knyow OwO the point. 
UwU ISABEWWA. :33 O, I ^-^ do ;;w;; feaw ^.^ thee, uWu Cwaudio; ÚwÚ and I quake, 
Lest :3 thou :3 a ^-^ fevewous life shouldst ^.^ entewtain, 
And OwO six ^w^ ow :3 seven :33 wintews ^-^ mowe >_< wespect 
>w< Than :3 a x3 pewpetuaw honyouw. Dar'st :3 thou ^.^ die? 
The :33 sense >_> of death :3 is UwU most in ^.^ appwehension; 
And OwO the UwU poow beetle UwU that ^-^ we ÚwÚ twead x3 upon 
UwU In cowpowaw sufferance ^.^ finds :3 a pang as gweat 
UwU As when :3 a giant :3 dies. 
OwO CWAUDIO. UwU Why ^w^ give you me :3 this shame? 
:33 Think you I can :3 a wesowution ÚwÚ fetch 
From >w< fwow'wy UwU tendewnyess? >w< If I >w< must x3 die, 
I uWu wiww uWu encountew :3 dawknyess as :3 a ^w^ bwide 
And >_> hug ^.^ it in >_< minye arms. 
UwU ISABEWWA. Thewe ^-^ spake my brother; there my >_< fathew's grave 
OwO Did xDD uttew :3 fowth :3 a ÚwÚ voice. x3 Yes, :3 thou >w< must die: 
Thou art xDD too x3 nyobwe ^-^ to UwU consewve :3 a life 
UwU In base ;;w;; appwiances. :3 This ^.^ outwawd-sainted >w< deputy, 
uWu Whose ;;w;; settwed >_> visage ÚwÚ and uWu dewibewate >_> wowd 
^-^ Nyips xDD youth >w< i' th' uWu head, ÚwÚ and fowwies doth :33 enyew 
UwU As ^-^ fawcon doth OwO the fowl, :3 is ÚwÚ yet :3 a deviw; 
His uWu fiwth within being ^-^ cast, ^.^ he would :3 appeaw 
OwO A xDD pond as ^-^ deep as ÚwÚ heww. 
OwO CWAUDIO. The OwO pwecise :3 Angewo! 
UwU ISABEWWA. :33 O, 'tis OwO the ÚwÚ cunnying x3 wivewy >_> of heww 
The >_> damnyed'st ÚwÚ body ^-^ to OwO invest ÚwÚ and cuvw 
UwU In OwO pwecise :33 guawds! Dost :3 thou xDD think, :33 Cwaudio, 
>w< If I would ÚwÚ yiewd him my ^w^ viwginyity 
Thou x3 mightst >w< be x3 fweed? 
OwO CWAUDIO. :3 O >_< heavens! ^.^ it cannyot UwU be. 
UwU ISABEWWA. x3 Yes, ^.^ he would give't ^.^ thee, ^-^ fwom :3 this :3 wank offence, 
^w^ So ^-^ to offend him ^.^ stiww. :3 This nyight's OwO the UwU time 
:33 That I shouwd ^-^ do what I ^w^ abhow ^-^ to uWu nyame, 
Ow ewse :3 thou >_< diest >w< to-mowwow. 
OwO CWAUDIO. Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot :3 do't. 
UwU ISABEWWA. :33 O, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it uWu but my life! 
:3 I'd thwow ^.^ it ;;w;; down uWu fow >_> youw dewivewance 
UwU As OwO fwankwy as :3 a pin. 
OwO CWAUDIO. ÚwÚ Thanks, dear :3 Isabew. 
UwU ISABEWWA. Be ^w^ weady, :33 Cwaudio, uWu fow >_> youw death >w< to-mowwow. 
OwO CWAUDIO. ÚwÚ Yes. xDD Has ^.^ he ÚwÚ affections in him 
:33 That ;;w;; thus can ^-^ make him bite OwO the OwO waw uWu by th' nyose 
When ^.^ he would x3 fowce it? >w< Suwe ^.^ it :3 is nyo >w< sin; 
Ow >_> of OwO the >_> deadwy :3 seven ^.^ it :3 is OwO the >w< weast. 
UwU ISABEWWA. ^w^ Which :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ weast? 
OwO CWAUDIO. >w< If ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe >w< damnyabwe, ^.^ he being OwO so ÚwÚ wise, 
UwU Why would ^.^ he uWu fow OwO the momentary xDD twick 
Be >w< pewduwabwy uWu fin'd?- :3 O :33 Isabew! 
UwU ISABEWWA. What :33 says my xDD bwothew? 
OwO CWAUDIO. ^.^ Death :3 is :3 a xDD feawfuw >_> thing. 
UwU ISABEWWA. And ^.^ shamed life :3 a hatefuw. 
OwO CWAUDIO. >w< Ay, uWu but ^-^ to x3 die, ÚwÚ and >w< go ^-^ we xDD knyow ^.^ nyot where; 
ÚwÚ To lie in x3 cowd ÚwÚ obstwuction, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >_< wot; 
:3 This sensible warm motion ^-^ to ÚwÚ become 
OwO A kneaded clod; ÚwÚ and OwO the dewighted spirit 
ÚwÚ To bathe in :33 fiewy floods ^w^ ow ^-^ to OwO weside 
UwU In thrilling region >_> of thick-ribbed ice; 
ÚwÚ To >w< be imprison'd in OwO the UwU viewwess ^.^ winds, 
And xDD bwown with ^.^ westwess violence x3 wound about 
The pendent ;;w;; wowwd; ^w^ ow ^-^ to >w< be >_< wowse than wowst 
x3 Of x3 those UwU that :33 wawwess ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ incewtain ^w^ thought 
:33 Imaginye ^w^ howwing- 'tis xDD too uWu howwibwe. 
The ^w^ weawiest ÚwÚ and UwU most x3 woathed :33 wowwdwy life 
:33 That ^-^ age, ache, penyuwy, ÚwÚ and uWu impwisonment, 
^w^ Can uWu way uWu on ^-^ nyatuwe :3 is :3 a xDD pawadise 
ÚwÚ To what ^-^ we ;;w;; feaw >_> of :33 death. 
UwU ISABEWWA. ^.^ Awas, awas! 
OwO CWAUDIO. ^.^ Sweet ;;w;; sistew, let me wive. 
What xDD sin you ^-^ do ^-^ to :33 save :3 a >_< bwothew's xDD wife, 
:3 Nyatuwe >_< dispenses with OwO the deed OwO so :3 faw 
:33 That ^.^ it >_< becomes :3 a ;;w;; viwtue. 
UwU ISABEWWA. :3 O you beast! 
:3 O xDD faithwess coward! :3 O >_< dishonyest ^w^ wwetch! 
uWu Wiwt :3 thou >w< be :3 made :3 a man >_< out >_> of my >_< vice? 
:3 Is't ^.^ nyot :3 a >w< kind >_> of incest ^-^ to UwU take life 
From UwU thinye >_> own ;;w;; sistew's shame? What shouwd I think? 
xDD Heaven OwO shiewd my mothew >_> pway'd my fathew faiw! 
>_< Fow such :3 a wawped :33 swip >_> of x3 wiwdewnyess 
:33 Nye'ew issu'd ^-^ fwom his bwood. ;;w;; Take my >_< defiance; 
xDD Die; UwU pewish. OwO Might uWu but my bending ;;w;; down 
xDD Wepwieve ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom >w< thy >w< fate, ^.^ it shouwd :3 pwoceed. 
I'll pray :3 a ^w^ thousand ;;w;; pwayews uWu fow >w< thy >_< death, 
:3 Nyo >_> wowd ^-^ to :33 save thee. 
OwO CWAUDIO. ;;w;; Nyay, hear uWu me, :3 Isabew. 
UwU ISABEWWA. :3 O ^.^ fie, ^.^ fie, fie! 
x3 Thy x3 sin's ^.^ nyot :3 accidentaw, uWu but :3 a trade. 
uWu Mewcy ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee would ^w^ pwuv itsewf :3 a bawd; 
^.^ 'Tis :33 best UwU that :3 thou >_< diest ^w^ quickwy. 
OwO CWAUDIO. :33 O, hear uWu me, ^.^ Isabewwa. 

;;w;; We-entew DUKE 

ÚwÚ DUKE. Vouchsafe :3 a ;;w;; wowd, x3 young ;;w;; sistew, uWu but ^-^ onye :33 wowd. 
UwU ISABEWWA. What :3 is >_> youw x3 wiww? 
ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO Might you UwU dispense with >_> youw leisure, I would uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by ^.^ have 
>w< some OwO speech with OwO you; OwO the satisfaction I would require :3 is 
wikewise >_> youw >_> own benefit. 
UwU ISABEWWA. I ^.^ have nyo OwO supewfwuous >_< weisuwe; my stay >w< must >w< be :33 stowen >_< out 
>_> of uWu othew affairs; uWu but I uWu wiww ^.^ attend you >_> awhiwe. 
^w^ [Wawks ^w^ apawt] 
ÚwÚ DUKE. >_< Son, I ^.^ have ;;w;; uvwheawd what ;;w;; hath ^w^ pass'd :3 between you ÚwÚ and >_> youw 
sistew. x3 Angewo xDD had never OwO the OwO puwpose ^-^ to corrupt UwU hew; only ^.^ he ;;w;; hath 
:3 made OwO an >w< assay >_> of xDD hew :3 viwtue ^-^ to ;;w;; pwactise his ÚwÚ judgment with OwO the 
^-^ disposition >_> of nyatuwes. ^.^ She, having OwO the >w< twuth >_> of uWu honyouw in UwU hew, 
;;w;; hath :3 made him UwU that >_< gwacious UwU denyiaw ;;w;; which ^.^ he :3 is UwU most ^.^ gwad ^-^ to 
weceive. I x3 am UwU confessow ^-^ to OwO Angewo, ÚwÚ and I xDD knyow :3 this ^-^ to >w< be true; 
OwO thewefowe :33 pwepawe yourself ^-^ to :33 death. Do ^.^ nyot xDD satisfy >_> youw 
wesowution with OwO hopes UwU that awe fallible; to-morrow you >w< must ^.^ die; 
>w< go ^-^ to >_> youw knyees ÚwÚ and ^-^ make weady. 
OwO CWAUDIO. >_> Wet me ÚwÚ ask my ^-^ sistew ;;w;; pawdon. I x3 am OwO so >_< out >_> of love with life 
UwU that I uWu wiww >w< sue ^-^ to >w< be x3 wid >_> of it. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Hold you ^.^ thewe. >w< Faweweww. xDD [Exit >_< CWAUDIO] uWu Pwovost, :3 a >_> wowd with 
you. 

;;w;; We-entew xDD PWOVOST 

PROVOST. What's >_> youw wiww, fathew? 
ÚwÚ DUKE. That, :3 nyow you awe xDD come, you uWu wiww >w< be gone. Weave me :3 a >_< whiwe 
with OwO the >_< maid; my :33 mind ^w^ pwomises with my :33 habit nyo woss uWu shaww ^.^ touch 
xDD hew uWu by my :33 company. 
PROVOST. UwU In good xDD time. Exit xDD PWOVOST 
ÚwÚ DUKE. The hand UwU that ;;w;; hath :3 made you fair ;;w;; hath :3 made you >w< good; OwO the 
xDD goodnyess UwU that :3 is UwU cheap in x3 beauty makes x3 beauty bwief in uWu goodnyess; 
uWu but >w< gwace, being OwO the ^w^ souw >_> of >_> youw :3 compwexion, uWu shaww ^-^ keep OwO the ÚwÚ body 
>_> of ^.^ it >w< evew x3 faiw. The assauwt UwU that x3 Angewo ;;w;; hath :3 made ^-^ to you, 
>_> fowtunye ;;w;; hath uWu convey'd ^-^ to my xDD undewstanding; :3 and, uWu but UwU that >_< fwaiwty 
;;w;; hath ;;w;; exampwes uWu fow his falling, I shouwd wonder at ^.^ Angewo. OwO How 
uWu wiww you ^-^ do ^-^ to ^.^ content :3 this substitute, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :33 save >_> youw xDD bwothew? 
UwU ISABEWWA. I x3 am :3 nyow ^-^ going ^-^ to :3 wesowve him; I xDD had wathew my bwothew 
die uWu by OwO the OwO waw than my :3 son shouwd >w< be unlawfully uWu bown. But, :33 O, how 
>w< much :3 is OwO the good UwU Duke :33 deceiv'd in :3 Angewo! >w< If >w< evew ^.^ he return, ÚwÚ and 
I can speak ^-^ to ^w^ him, I uWu wiww open my lips in vain, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ discuvw his 
guvwnment. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. :33 That uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be >w< much ^w^ amiss; >_> yet, as OwO the matter :3 nyow :3 stands, 
^.^ he uWu wiww UwU avoid >_> youw ÚwÚ accusation: ^.^ he :3 made UwU twiaw >_> of you :33 onwy. 
OwO Thewefowe OwO fasten >_> youw ear uWu on my advisings; ^-^ to OwO the love I ^.^ have in 
UwU doing good :3 a ^.^ wemedy pwesents itself. I ^-^ do ^-^ make ^-^ mysewf believe 
UwU that you ^-^ may UwU most upwighteouswy ^-^ do :3 a UwU poow >_< wwonged wady :3 a ^-^ mewited 
benefit; ^w^ wedeem >_> youw bwothew ^-^ fwom OwO the :3 angwy waw; ^-^ do nyo :33 stain ^-^ to 
>_> youw >_> own >_< gwacious ^-^ pewson; ÚwÚ and >w< much >w< pwease OwO the ÚwÚ absent Duke, ^-^ if 
peradventure ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< evew xDD wetuwn ^-^ to ^.^ have hearing >_> of :3 this 
:33 businyess. 
UwU ISABEWWA. >_> Wet me hear you speak fawthew; I ^.^ have spirit ^-^ to ^-^ do 
^w^ anything UwU that >_> appeaws ^.^ nyot ;;w;; fouw in OwO the >w< twuth >_> of my spirit. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO Viwtue :3 is bold, ÚwÚ and xDD goodnyess never uWu feawfuw. >_< Have you ^.^ nyot 
heard speak >_> of :33 Mawianya, OwO the ^-^ sistew >_> of ÚwÚ Fwedewick, OwO the gweat 
sowdiew ^-^ who ^.^ miscawwied at ^-^ sea? 
UwU ISABEWWA. I ^.^ have heard >_> of OwO the >w< wady, ÚwÚ and good uWu wowds went with xDD hew 
>w< nyame. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. She shouwd :3 this x3 Angewo ^.^ have ÚwÚ mawwied; ÚwÚ was >_> affianced ^-^ to xDD hew uWu by 
^-^ oath, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ nyuptiaw :3 appointed; :3 between ;;w;; which UwU time >_> of OwO the 
:33 contwact ÚwÚ and UwU wimit >_> of OwO the sowemnyity xDD hew bwothew >_< Fwedewick ÚwÚ was 
wreck'd at >_< sea, having in UwU that perished vessel OwO the dowwy >_> of his 
sistew. But mark how heavily :3 this befeww ^-^ to OwO the UwU poow UwU gentwewoman: 
there ^.^ she lost :3 a x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and renowned :33 bwothew, in his love towawd 
xDD hew >w< evew UwU most >w< kind ÚwÚ and natural; with him OwO the portion ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sinyew >_> of 
xDD hew OwO fowtunye, xDD hew ;;w;; mawwiage-dowwy; with ^.^ both, xDD hew >w< combinyate 
xDD husband, :3 this weww-seeming ^.^ Angewo. 
UwU ISABEWWA. ^w^ Can :3 this >w< be so? OwO Did x3 Angewo OwO so xDD weave uWu hew? 
ÚwÚ DUKE. x3 Weft xDD hew in xDD hew >_< teaws, ÚwÚ and dried ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye >_> of them with his 
OwO comfowt; swawwowed his >_< vows whole, ^w^ pwetending in xDD hew discuvwies 
>_> of dishonour; in few, bestow'd xDD hew uWu on xDD hew >_> own OwO wamentation, ;;w;; which 
^.^ she ÚwÚ yet weaws uWu fow his OwO sake; ÚwÚ and >_< he, :3 a marble ^-^ to xDD hew >_< teaws, :3 is 
>_> washed with ;;w;; them, uWu but wewents not. 
UwU ISABEWWA. What :3 a merit ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it in death ^-^ to UwU take :3 this UwU poow maid ^-^ fwom 
OwO the world! What :33 cowwuption in :3 this life UwU that ^.^ it uWu wiww let :3 this man 
wive! But how >_< out >_> of :3 this can ^.^ she x3 avaiw? 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a xDD wuptuwe UwU that you ^-^ may easiwy ^w^ heaw; ÚwÚ and OwO the cure >_> of ^.^ it 
^.^ nyot only ;;w;; saves >_> youw :33 bwothew, uWu but >_< keeps you ^-^ fwom ^-^ dishonyouw in 
UwU doing it. 
UwU ISABEWWA. Show me ;;w;; how, good father. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 This ^.^ fowenyamed maid ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ yet in xDD hew OwO the UwU continyuance >_> of xDD hew 
^.^ fiwst affection; his ^.^ unjust unkindnyess, UwU that in >w< aww reason shouwd 
^.^ have >_< quenched xDD hew love, ;;w;; hath, >_< wike OwO an uWu impediment in OwO the x3 cuwwent, 
:3 made ^.^ it ^-^ mowe viowent ÚwÚ and ;;w;; unwuwy. uWu Go you ^-^ to Angelo; ÚwÚ answew his 
>_> wequiwing with :3 a UwU pwausibwe uWu obedience; agree with his demands ^-^ to 
OwO the >_< point; only ^.^ wefew yourself ^-^ to :3 this :3 advantage: :33 fiwst, UwU that 
>_> youw stay with him ^-^ may ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD wong; UwU that OwO the UwU time ^-^ may ^.^ have >w< aww 
;;w;; shadow ÚwÚ and siwence in xDD it; ÚwÚ and OwO the place ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to convenyience. 
:3 This being gwanted in uWu couwse- ÚwÚ and :3 nyow UwU fowwows ÚwÚ aww: ^-^ we uWu shaww 
:33 advise :3 this >_< wwonged maid ^-^ to stead OwO up >_> youw OwO appointment, >w< go in >_> youw 
:3 pwace. >w< If OwO the uWu encountew acknyowwedge itsewf hereafter, ^.^ it ^-^ may 
x3 compew him ^-^ to xDD hew ^w^ wecompense; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hewe, uWu by this, :3 is >_> youw bwothew 
saved, >_> youw uWu honyouw untainted, OwO the UwU poow Mawianya >w< advantaged, ÚwÚ and 
OwO the corrupt uWu deputy scaled. The maid uWu wiww I fwame ÚwÚ and ^-^ make x3 fit uWu fow 
his OwO attempt. >w< If you ÚwÚ think ;;w;; weww ^-^ to carry :3 this as you >w< may, OwO the 
:33 doubwenyess >_> of OwO the benefit ^-^ defends OwO the deceit ^-^ fwom wepwoof. What 
ÚwÚ think you >_> of it? 
UwU ISABEWWA. The ^.^ image >_> of ^.^ it gives me ^.^ content ;;w;; awweady; ÚwÚ and I xDD twust ^.^ it 
uWu wiww gwow ^-^ to :3 a UwU most pwospewous OwO pewfection. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ It :3 wies >w< much in >_> youw howding :33 up. xDD Haste you speedily ^-^ to 
Angelo; ^-^ if uWu fow :3 this night ^.^ he entweat you ^-^ to his :33 bed, ^w^ give him 
pwomise >_> of ÚwÚ satisfaction. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ pwesentwy ^-^ to x3 Saint UwU Wuke's; there, 
at OwO the :33 moated ^.^ gwange, UwU wesides :3 this dejected :33 Mawianya. ^.^ At UwU that 
place caww x3 upon me; ÚwÚ and uWu dispatch with OwO Angewo, UwU that ^.^ it ^-^ may >w< be 
^w^ quickwy. 
UwU ISABEWWA. I :3 thank you uWu fow :3 this uWu comfowt. Fawe you well, good father. 
>_< Exeunt :3 sevewawwy 




Scene >_> II. 
The uWu stweet before OwO the pwison 

OwO Entew, uWu on ^-^ onye >w< side, DUKE uWu disguised as ^.^ befowe; uWu on OwO the xDD othew, >w< EWBOW, 
ÚwÚ and OFFICEWS with POMPEY 

EWBOW. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if there >w< be nyo ^.^ wemedy uWu fow it, uWu but UwU that you uWu wiww ^.^ nyeeds 
^-^ buy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; seww x3 men ÚwÚ and >w< women >_< wike ;;w;; beasts, ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ have >w< aww OwO the 
x3 wowwd dwink xDD bwown ÚwÚ and >_> white >w< bastawd. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 O >_< heavens! what stuff :3 is hewe? 
xDD POMPEY. ÚwÚ 'Twas never >_> mewwy x3 wowwd ÚwÚ since, >_> of two UwU usuwies, OwO the mewwiest 
ÚwÚ was >w< put down, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ wowsew >_< awwow'd uWu by owdew >_> of OwO waw :3 a furr'd 
UwU gown ^-^ to ^-^ keep him :3 wawm; ÚwÚ and furr'd with :3 fox uWu on lamb-skins UwU too, ^-^ to 
signify UwU that craft, being wichew than :3 innyocency, ^-^ stands uWu fow OwO the 
ÚwÚ facing. 
EWBOW. Come >_> youw >_< way, sir. ^w^ Bwess you, good fathew ÚwÚ fwiaw. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. And you, good bwothew father. What OwO offence ;;w;; hath :3 this man :3 made 
you, sir? 
EWBOW. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath uWu offended OwO the waw; :3 and, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ we UwU take him 
^-^ to >w< be :3 a ^w^ thief UwU too, ;;w;; siw, uWu fow ^-^ we ^.^ have ;;w;; found x3 upon ^w^ him, ;;w;; siw, :3 a 
ÚwÚ stwange OwO pickwock, ;;w;; which ^-^ we ^.^ have x3 sent ^-^ to OwO the deputy. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. :33 Fie, ÚwÚ siwwah, :3 a OwO bawd, :3 a ;;w;; wicked :33 bawd! 
The evil UwU that :3 thou OwO causest ^-^ to >w< be >_< donye, 
:33 That :3 is >w< thy :3 means ^-^ to wive. Do :3 thou uWu but ÚwÚ think 
What 'tis ^-^ to uWu cwam :3 a :3 maw ^w^ ow cwothe :3 a xDD back 
From such :3 a fiwthy ÚwÚ vice; uWu say ^-^ to thyself 
'From theiw abominable ÚwÚ and >_> beastwy UwU touches 
I x3 dwink, I >w< eat, awway ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ and :3 wive.' 
OwO Canst :3 thou believe >w< thy :3 wiving :3 is :3 a xDD wife, 
^w^ So x3 stinkingwy ^.^ depending? uWu Go ÚwÚ mend, >w< go >_> mend. 
xDD POMPEY. ;;w;; Indeed, ^.^ it OwO does ^-^ stink in >w< some sort, siw; uWu but >_> yet, ;;w;; siw, 
I would ;;w;; pwuv- 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if OwO the ^w^ deviw ^.^ have >w< given ÚwÚ thee pwoofs uWu fow uWu sin, 
Thou xDD wiwt ^w^ pwuv ^-^ his. ;;w;; Take him ^-^ to x3 pwison, officer; 
Cowwection ÚwÚ and ^w^ instwuction >w< must uWu both wowk 
Ewe :3 this wude beast uWu wiww uWu pwofit. 
EWBOW. ÚwÚ He >w< must before OwO the >w< deputy, siw; ^.^ he >_> has >w< given him warning. 
The uWu deputy cannyot >_> abide :3 a uWu whowemastew; ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be :3 a whowemongew, 
ÚwÚ and comes before ^w^ him, ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe as good >w< go :3 a UwU miwe uWu on his UwU ewwand. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. :33 That ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe aww, as >w< some would ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to ^.^ be, 
From ^-^ ouw fauwts, as his faults ^-^ fwom >_> seeming, xDD fwee. 
EWBOW. His neck uWu wiww come ^-^ to >_> youw >_> waist- :3 a cowd, sir. 

x3 Entew WUCIO 

xDD POMPEY. I UwU spy OwO comfowt; I x3 cwy bail. Here's :3 a ;;w;; gentweman, ÚwÚ and :3 a fwiend 
>_> of x3 minye. 
uWu WUCIO. OwO How nyow, x3 nyobwe OwO Pompey! >_> What, at OwO the ^-^ wheews >_> of Caesar? Awt 
:3 thou wed in twiumph? >_> What, :3 is there UwU nyonye >_> of uWu Pygmawion's ^w^ images, 
newly :3 made woman, ^-^ to >w< be xDD had :3 nyow uWu fow OwO putting OwO the hand in OwO the 
;;w;; pocket ÚwÚ and :3 extwacting ^.^ it xDD cwutch'd? What ^w^ wepwy, ha? What xDD say'st 
:3 thou ^-^ to :3 this tunye, matter, ÚwÚ and >_> method? :3 Is't ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ dwown'd >w< i' th' 
last wain, ha? What xDD say'st thou, twot? ^-^ Is OwO the x3 wowwd as ^.^ it OwO was, 
man? ^w^ Which :3 is OwO the ^w^ way? ^-^ Is ^.^ it sad, ÚwÚ and xDD few wowds? ^w^ ow ^-^ how? The 
xDD twick >_> of it? 
ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO Stiww thus, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus; still uWu wowse! 
uWu WUCIO. OwO How doth my dear morsel, >w< thy mistwess? xDD Pwocuwes ^.^ she stiww, 
ha? 
xDD POMPEY. :33 Twoth, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ she ;;w;; hath eaten OwO up >w< aww xDD hew ^w^ beef, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she :3 is 
x3 hewsewf in OwO the xDD tub. 
uWu WUCIO. ÚwÚ Why, 'tis >w< good; ^.^ it :3 is OwO the ^.^ wight >_> of xDD it; ^.^ it >w< must >w< be >w< so; >w< evew 
>_> youw ^.^ fwesh xDD whowe ÚwÚ and >_> youw >w< powdew'd UwU bawd- OwO an unshunn'd 
>_< consequence; ^.^ it >w< must >w< be ÚwÚ so. Awt ^-^ going ^-^ to x3 pwison, ;;w;; Pompey? 
xDD POMPEY. x3 Yes, :33 faith, sir. 
uWu WUCIO. ÚwÚ Why, 'tis ^.^ nyot amiss, ^-^ Pompey. Farewell; ÚwÚ go, uWu say I x3 sent ÚwÚ thee 
thithew. >_< Fow ^-^ debt, uWu Pompey- ^w^ ow ^-^ how? 
EWBOW. >_< Fow being :3 a OwO bawd, uWu fow being :3 a bawd. 
uWu WUCIO. Weww, then, imprison >_> him. >w< If impwisonment >w< be OwO the :3 due >_> of :3 a 
OwO bawd, >_> why, 'tis his >_> wight. ;;w;; Bawd :3 is ^.^ he >_> doubtwess, ÚwÚ and >_> of 
antiquity, :33 too; bawd-born. Faweweww, good ^-^ Pompey. ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to 
OwO the x3 pwison, ^-^ Pompey. You uWu wiww xDD tuwn good xDD husband nyow, Pompey; you 
uWu wiww ^-^ keep OwO the >_< house. 
xDD POMPEY. I hope, ;;w;; siw, >_> youw good wowship uWu wiww >w< be my bail. 
uWu WUCIO. No, :3 indeed, uWu wiww I ;;w;; nyot, Pompey; ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the :33 weaw. I uWu wiww 
pray, UwU Pompey, ^-^ to OwO incwease >_> youw bondage. >w< If you UwU take ^.^ it ^.^ nyot 
:33 patientwy, >_> why, >_> youw mettle :3 is OwO the more. ^-^ Adieu >_> twusty ^-^ Pompey. 
^w^ Bwess you, ÚwÚ fwiaw. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. And you. 
uWu WUCIO. uWu Does >w< Bwidget x3 paint stiww, UwU Pompey, ha? 
EWBOW. Come >_> youw :33 ways, siw; come. 
xDD POMPEY. You uWu wiww ^.^ nyot bail me then, sir? 
uWu WUCIO. >_> Then, UwU Pompey, :3 nyow OwO nyow. What UwU nyews ÚwÚ abwoad, friar? what x3 nyews? 
EWBOW. Come >_> youw :33 ways, siw; come. 
uWu WUCIO. uWu Go ^-^ to ^w^ kennyew, UwU Pompey, ^.^ go. 

>_< Exeunt >w< EWBOW, POMPEY ÚwÚ and OFFICEWS 

What UwU nyews, >_> fwiaw, >_> of OwO the OwO Duke? 
ÚwÚ DUKE. I xDD knyow none. ^w^ Can you tell me >_> of any? 
uWu WUCIO. uWu Some uWu say ^.^ he :3 is with OwO the UwU Empewow >_> of Wussia; uWu othew some, ^.^ he :3 is 
in Rome; uWu but xDD whewe :3 is >_< he, ÚwÚ think you? 
ÚwÚ DUKE. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot where; uWu but whewesoevew, I ^w^ wish him :33 weww. 
uWu WUCIO. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was :3 a mad fantasticaw xDD twick >_> of him ^-^ to >_< steaw ^-^ fwom OwO the 
OwO state ÚwÚ and usurp OwO the beggary ^.^ he ÚwÚ was never :3 bown x3 to. Wowd x3 Angewo 
dukes ^.^ it ;;w;; weww in his >w< absence; ^.^ he ^-^ puts transgression to't. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ He OwO does ;;w;; weww >w< in't. 
uWu WUCIO. OwO A wittwe ^-^ mowe lenity ^-^ to lechery would ^-^ do nyo harm in him; 
xDD something xDD too :33 cwabbed UwU that >_< way, ÚwÚ fwiaw. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ It :3 is xDD too ^w^ genyewaw :3 a ;;w;; vice, ÚwÚ and sevewity >w< must cure it. 
uWu WUCIO. x3 Yes, in good UwU sooth, OwO the OwO vice :3 is >_> of :3 a gweat kindred; ^.^ it :3 is 
;;w;; weww awwied; uWu but ^.^ it :3 is impossibwe ^-^ to UwU extiwp ^.^ it ÚwÚ quite, >_> fwiaw, ÚwÚ tiww 
;;w;; eating ÚwÚ and uWu dwinking >w< be >w< put down. ^.^ They uWu say :3 this x3 Angewo ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot 
:3 made uWu by man ÚwÚ and ^-^ woman aftew :3 this downwight uWu way >_> of creation. ^-^ Is ^.^ it 
true, ÚwÚ think you? 
ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO How shouwd ^.^ he >w< be made, ^.^ then? 
uWu WUCIO. uWu Some wepowt :3 a uWu sea-maid ^w^ spawn'd him; some, UwU that ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ;;w;; begot 
:3 between two stock-fishes. But ^.^ it :3 is ÚwÚ cewtain UwU that when ^.^ he makes 
>w< watew his ^.^ uwinye :3 is congeaw'd ice; UwU that I xDD knyow ^-^ to >w< be true. And ^.^ he 
:3 is :3 a motion generative; that's >_< infawwibwe. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. You awe ÚwÚ pweasant, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and speak >_< apace. 
uWu WUCIO. ÚwÚ Why, what :3 a ruthless xDD thing :3 is :3 this in ^w^ him, uWu fow OwO the webewwion 
>_> of :3 a x3 codpiece ^-^ to UwU take away OwO the life >_> of :3 a ^w^ man! Wouwd OwO the UwU Duke UwU that 
:3 is ÚwÚ absent ^.^ have x3 donye uWu this? Ewe ^.^ he would ^.^ have ;;w;; hang'd :3 a man uWu fow OwO the 
;;w;; getting :3 a ^-^ hundwed :33 bastawds, ^.^ he would ^.^ have ÚwÚ paid uWu fow OwO the nyuwsing :3 a 
UwU thousand. ÚwÚ He xDD had >w< some feeling >_> of OwO the :33 spowt; ^.^ he knew OwO the UwU sewvice, 
ÚwÚ and UwU that ^.^ instwucted him ^-^ to uWu mewcy. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. I never heard OwO the ÚwÚ absent UwU Duke >w< much detected uWu fow UwU women; ^.^ he ÚwÚ was 
^.^ nyot ;;w;; incwin'd UwU that way. 
uWu WUCIO. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, you awe deceiv'd. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot >_< possibwe. 
uWu WUCIO. >w< Who- ^.^ nyot OwO the OwO Duke? x3 Yes, >_> youw >_< beggaw >_> of fifty; ÚwÚ and his ;;w;; use 
ÚwÚ was ^-^ to >w< put :3 a ducat in xDD hew cwack-dish. The UwU Duke xDD had cwotchets in 
>_> him. ÚwÚ He would >w< be dwunk :33 too; UwU that let me infowm you. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. You ^-^ do him ^.^ wwong, >_> suwewy. 
uWu WUCIO. >_> Siw, I ÚwÚ was OwO an >_< inwawd >_> of ^-^ his. OwO A ^w^ shy :3 fewwow ÚwÚ was OwO the Duke; ÚwÚ and 
I believe I xDD knyow OwO the cause >_> of his withdrawing. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> What, I ;;w;; pwithee, UwU might >w< be OwO the cause? 
uWu WUCIO. No, pawdon; 'tis :3 a >w< secwet >w< must >w< be wock'd within OwO the UwU teeth 
ÚwÚ and OwO the lips; uWu but :3 this I can let you undewstand: OwO the gweatew file 
>_> of OwO the :33 subject held OwO the UwU Duke ^-^ to >w< be >_< wise. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. xDD Wise? ÚwÚ Why, nyo xDD question uWu but ^.^ he ÚwÚ was. 
uWu WUCIO. OwO A vewy xDD supewficiaw, ignyowant, >_> unweighing fewwow. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. x3 Eithew :3 this :3 is >_< envy in you, folly, ^w^ ow x3 mistaking; OwO the vewy 
^w^ stweam >_> of his xDD wife, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ businyess ^.^ he ;;w;; hath hewmed, xDD must, x3 upon :3 a 
^w^ wawwanted ^w^ nyeed, ^w^ give him :3 a better proclamation. >_> Wet him >w< be uWu but 
testimonyied in his >_> own bwingings-fowth, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu shaww :3 appeaw ^-^ to 
OwO the ÚwÚ envious :3 a >_< schowaw, :3 a ÚwÚ statesman, ÚwÚ and :3 a sowdiew. OwO Thewefowe you 
speak ^w^ unskiwfuwwy; ;;w;; ow, ^-^ if >_> youw knowledge >w< be :3 mowe, ^.^ it :3 is >w< much 
dawk'nyed in >_> youw malice. 
uWu WUCIO. >_> Siw, I xDD knyow ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and I love >_> him. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ^-^ Wuv ÚwÚ tawks with better ^.^ knyowwedge, ÚwÚ and knowledge with ^w^ deawew 
wuv. 
uWu WUCIO. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, I xDD knyow what I know. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. I can hardly believe UwU that, >_< since you xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what you speak. 
But, ^-^ if >w< evew OwO the UwU Duke return, as ^-^ ouw ;;w;; pwayews awe ^.^ he >w< may, let me 
desiwe you ^-^ to ^-^ make >_> youw ÚwÚ answew before >_> him. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be >w< honyest you 
^.^ have spoke, you ^.^ have :33 couwage ^-^ to maintain xDD it; I x3 am bound ^-^ to caww 
x3 upon OwO you; ÚwÚ and I pray you >_> youw name? 
uWu WUCIO. >_> Siw, my name :3 is >_< Wucio, ;;w;; weww OwO knyown ^-^ to OwO the >_> Duke. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww xDD knyow you :3 bettew, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ if I ^-^ may live ^-^ to wepowt you. 
uWu WUCIO. I ;;w;; feaw you not. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. :33 O, you >w< hope OwO the UwU Duke uWu wiww xDD wetuwn nyo ^-^ mowe; ^w^ ow you ÚwÚ imaginye me 
xDD too unhurtful OwO an opposite. But, :3 indeed, I can ^-^ do you wittwe ^w^ hawm: 
^w^ you'ww forswear :3 this again. 
uWu WUCIO. I'll >w< be ;;w;; hang'd >_> fiwst. Thou art :33 deceiv'd in uWu me, ÚwÚ fwiaw. But nyo 
^-^ mowe >_> of ÚwÚ this. OwO Canst :3 thou tell ^-^ if ^.^ Cwaudio die to-morrow ^w^ ow nyo? 
ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU Why shouwd ^.^ he x3 die, sir? 
uWu WUCIO. Why? >_< Fow ^w^ fiwwing :3 a >_< bottwe with :3 a tun-dish. I would OwO the UwU Duke 
^-^ we talk >_> of ;;w;; wewe wetuwn'd again. :3 This ungenyituw'd uWu agent uWu wiww 
ÚwÚ unpeopwe OwO the >_< pwovince with continency; xDD spawwows >w< must ^.^ nyot build in 
his xDD house-eaves ^.^ because uWu they awe lecherous. The UwU Duke ÚwÚ yet would 
^.^ have dark deeds darkly answewed; ^.^ he would never bwing them ^-^ to 
>_> wight. Wouwd ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe x3 wetuwn'd! x3 Mawwy, :3 this ^.^ Cwaudio :3 is xDD condemnyed 
uWu fow x3 untwussing. Faweweww, good friar; I ÚwÚ pwithee pray uWu fow >_> me. The 
Duke, I uWu say ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee uWu again, would xDD eat ^w^ mutton uWu on :3 Fwidays. >w< He's ^.^ nyot 
ÚwÚ past ^.^ it yet; :3 and, I uWu say ^-^ to ^.^ thee, ^.^ he would OwO mouth with :3 a >_< beggaw 
>w< though ^.^ she >_> smewt xDD bwown xDD bwead ÚwÚ and :3 gawwic. Say UwU that I ^w^ said ÚwÚ so. 
>w< Faweweww. Exit 
ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 Nyo UwU might :3 nyow greatness in mowtawity 
^w^ Can ÚwÚ censuwe :3 scape; UwU back-wounding xDD cawumny 
The xDD whitest :3 viwtue strikes. What ;;w;; king OwO so >w< stwong 
^w^ Can OwO tie OwO the ^-^ gaww OwO up in OwO the >w< swandewous tongue? 
But ^-^ who comes hewe? 

x3 Entew ^.^ ESCAWUS, ÚwÚ PWOVOST, ÚwÚ and OFFICEWS with 
;;w;; MISTWESS OVERDONE 

ESCAWUS. Go, away with xDD hew ^-^ to prison. 
uWu MWS. ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE. Good my lord, >w< be good ^-^ to me; >_> youw uWu honyouw :3 is 
;;w;; accounted :3 a mewcifuw >w< man; good my :33 wowd. 
ESCAWUS. Doubwe ÚwÚ and >_< twebwe ^.^ admonyition, ÚwÚ and still uWu fowfeit in OwO the 
>_> same ;;w;; kind! :3 This would ^-^ make UwU mewcy uWu sweaw ÚwÚ and xDD pway OwO the tyrant. 
PROVOST. OwO A uWu bawd >_> of eleven ;;w;; yeaws' :33 continyuance, ^-^ may ^.^ it >w< pwease >_> youw 
honyouw. 
uWu MWS. ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE. UwU My lord, :3 this :3 is ^-^ onye >w< Wucio's infowmation x3 against >_> me. 
^w^ Mistwess OwO Kate xDD Keepdown ÚwÚ was with >w< chiwd uWu by him in OwO the >w< Duke's time; 
^.^ he OwO pwomis'd xDD hew marriage. His >w< chiwd :3 is :3 a yeaw ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ quawtew ^.^ owd 
come ;;w;; Phiwip ÚwÚ and Jacob; I ^.^ have ^-^ kept ^.^ it mysewf; ÚwÚ and UwU see how ^.^ he :33 goes 
about ^-^ to ^w^ abuse >_> me. 
ESCAWUS. :33 That :3 fewwow :3 is :3 a :3 fewwow >_> of >w< much UwU wicense. >_> Wet him >w< be xDD caww'd 
before ÚwÚ us. :3 Away with xDD hew ^-^ to prison. uWu Go to; nyo ^-^ mowe wowds. [Exeunt 
OFFICEWS with ;;w;; MISTWESS x3 OVEWDONyE] uWu Pwovost, my bwothew x3 Angewo uWu wiww 
^.^ nyot >w< be x3 awtew'd: ^.^ Cwaudio >w< must die >w< to-mowwow. >_> Wet him >w< be furnish'd 
with divinyes, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have >w< aww chawitabwe preparation. >w< If my bwothew 
wrought uWu by my pity, ^.^ it shouwd ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO so with >_> him. 
PROVOST. ^w^ So >w< pwease you, :3 this ^w^ fwiaw ;;w;; hath >_< been with ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and UwU advis'd 
him uWu fow th' >_> entewtainment >_> of :33 death. 
ESCAWUS. Good >_< even, good father. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. >_< Bwiss ÚwÚ and xDD goodnyess uWu on xDD you! 
ESCAWUS. x3 Of :3 whence awe you? 
ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 Nyot >_> of :3 this xDD countwy, >w< though my uWu chance :3 is :3 nyow 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; use ^.^ it uWu fow my xDD time. I x3 am :3 a bwothew 
x3 Of >_< gwacious owdew, ^.^ wate come ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ See 
UwU In speciaw ^-^ businyess ^-^ fwom his Howinyess. 
ESCAWUS. What UwU nyews ÚwÚ abwoad >w< i' th' world? 
ÚwÚ DUKE. None, uWu but UwU that there :3 is OwO so gweat :3 a fever uWu on xDD goodnyess UwU that OwO the 
x3 dissowution >_> of ^.^ it >w< must cure it. xDD Nyuvwty :3 is only in >_> wequest; :3 and, 
as ^.^ it ;;w;; is, as dangewous ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; aged in ^-^ any >w< kind >_> of ^-^ couwse as ^.^ it :3 is 
ÚwÚ viwtuous ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; constant in ^-^ any >_> undewtakeing. Thewe :3 is scarce 
>w< twuth enough x3 awive ^-^ to ^-^ make :33 societies x3 secuwe; uWu but secuwity enough 
^-^ to ^-^ make >w< fewwowships ^w^ accuwst. ^.^ Much x3 upon :3 this ;;w;; widdwe runs OwO the 
OwO wisdom >_> of OwO the world. :3 This UwU nyews :3 is ^.^ owd enyough, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it :3 is every 
UwU day's news. I pray you, ;;w;; siw, >_> of what ^-^ disposition ÚwÚ was OwO the OwO Duke? 
ESCAWUS. >_< Onye UwU that, :33 abuv >w< aww uWu othew strifes, :3 contended >w< especiawwy ^-^ to 
xDD knyow :3 himsewf. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. What ^w^ pweasuwe ÚwÚ was ^.^ he >w< given UwU to? 
ESCAWUS. >_< Wathew ^.^ wejoicing ^-^ to UwU see another >_> mewwy than >_> mewwy at 
^w^ anything ;;w;; which profess'd ^-^ to ^-^ make him rejoice; :3 a ^-^ gentweman >_> of >w< aww 
temperance. But xDD weave ^-^ we him ^-^ to his ^.^ events, with :3 a >w< pwayew uWu they 
^-^ may ^w^ pwuv pwospewous; ÚwÚ and let me desiwe ^-^ to xDD knyow how you find 
^.^ Cwaudio OwO pwepaw'd. I x3 am :3 made ^-^ to undewstand UwU that you ^.^ have lent him 
:33 visitation. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ He professes ^-^ to ^.^ have >_< weceived nyo sinister measuwe ^-^ fwom his 
:33 judge, uWu but UwU most willingly x3 humbwes ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to OwO the determination >_> of 
:33 justice. >_> Yet xDD had ^.^ he framed ^-^ to himself, uWu by OwO the ^w^ instwuction >_> of his 
OwO fwaiwty, many OwO deceiving ^w^ pwomises >_> of life; ;;w;; which OwO I, uWu by my good 
leisure, ^.^ have uWu discwedited ^-^ to ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow ^.^ he :3 is resolv'd ^-^ to ^-^ die. 
ESCAWUS. You ^.^ have ÚwÚ paid OwO the uWu heavens >_> youw >_< function, ÚwÚ and OwO the pwisonyew 
OwO the vewy >_> debt >_> of >_> youw calling. I ^.^ have labour'd uWu fow OwO the UwU poow 
^-^ gentweman ^-^ to OwO the UwU extwemest showe >_> of my >_> modesty; uWu but my bwothew 
:33 justice ^.^ have I ;;w;; found OwO so ;;w;; sevewe UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath fowc'd me ^-^ to tell him 
^.^ he :3 is >_< indeed >_> Justice. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< If his >_> own life ÚwÚ answew OwO the straitness >_> of his pwoceeding, ^.^ it 
uWu shaww ÚwÚ become him ;;w;; weww; wherein ^-^ if ^.^ he uWu chance ^-^ to :33 faiw, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath 
^-^ sentenc'd :3 himsewf. 
ESCAWUS. I x3 am ^-^ going ^-^ to >w< visit OwO the xDD pwisonyew. Fawe you :33 weww. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. xDD Peace >w< be with xDD you! >_< Exeunt xDD ESCAWUS ÚwÚ and xDD PWOVOST 

ÚwÚ He ^-^ who OwO the >_< swowd >_> of >w< heaven uWu wiww bear 
;;w;; Shouwd >w< be as holy as severe; 
Pattern in ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to >w< knyow, 
OwO Gwace ^-^ to ^.^ stand, ÚwÚ and :3 viwtue ^.^ go; 
Mowe :3 nyow less ^-^ to ÚwÚ othews paying 
>w< Than uWu by ^.^ sewf-offences >_> weighing. 
Shame ^-^ to him uWu whose x3 cwuew xDD stwiking 
Kiwws uWu fow faults >_> of his >_> own xDD wiking! 
;;w;; Twice >_< twebwe ÚwÚ shame uWu on OwO Angewo, 
ÚwÚ To weed my OwO vice ÚwÚ and let his xDD gwow! 
:33 O, what ^-^ may man within him >_> hide, 
^-^ Though :3 angew uWu on OwO the >_> outwawd OwO side! 
OwO How ^-^ may likeness, :3 made in ^.^ cwimes, 
UwU Make :3 a practice uWu on OwO the times, 
ÚwÚ To dwaw with :33 idwe :3 spidews' ^w^ stwings 
uWu Most x3 pondewous ÚwÚ and substantial ^w^ things! 
Craft x3 against OwO vice I >w< must ^.^ appwy. 
x3 With x3 Angewo ^.^ to-nyight uWu shaww lie 
His ^.^ owd ÚwÚ betwothed uWu but :3 despised; 
^w^ So disguise ^-^ shaww, uWu by th' x3 disguised, 
>_> Pay with :3 fawsehood false exacting, 
And OwO pewfowm OwO an ^.^ owd contwacting. Exit 




Act ^.^ IV. Scene :3 I. 
The :33 moated grange at x3 Saint >w< Duke's 

x3 Entew MAWIANyA; ÚwÚ and xDD BOY ;;w;; singing 

SONG 

>w< Take, :33 O, UwU take x3 those lips ^w^ away, 
:33 That OwO so OwO sweetwy ;;w;; wewe ^-^ fowswown; 
And x3 those >_> eyes, OwO the >_< bweak >_> of day, 
ÚwÚ Wights UwU that ^-^ do OwO miswead OwO the mown; 
But my OwO kisses bwing uWu again, bwing ÚwÚ again; 
Seals >_> of love, uWu but seal'd in vain, seal'd in vain. 

x3 Entew ;;w;; DUKE, uWu disguised as before 

^w^ MAWIANyA. :33 Bweak x3 off >w< thy song, ÚwÚ and haste ÚwÚ thee uWu quick away; 
;;w;; Hewe comes :3 a man >_> of UwU comfowt, uWu whose >_> advice 
;;w;; Hath >_< often ;;w;; stiww'd my ^w^ bwawwing discontent. Exit xDD BOY 
I x3 cwy you >w< mewcy, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww :33 couwd ^w^ wish 
You xDD had ^.^ nyot ;;w;; found me here OwO so musical. 
>_> Wet me ;;w;; excuse uWu me, ÚwÚ and believe me so, 
UwU My uWu miwth ^.^ it >w< much ^-^ dispweas'd, uWu but pleas'd my ^w^ woe. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ^.^ 'Tis >w< good; >w< though music ^w^ oft ;;w;; hath such :3 a chawm 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO bad good ÚwÚ and good >_< pwovoke ^-^ to hawm. 
I pray you tell me ;;w;; hath anybody ^w^ inquiw'd uWu fow me here to-day. ^.^ Much 
x3 upon :3 this UwU time ^.^ have I OwO pwomis'd here ^-^ to ÚwÚ meet. 
^w^ MAWIANyA. You ^.^ have ^.^ nyot >_< been ^w^ inquiw'd OwO aftew; I ^.^ have xDD sat here >w< aww day. 

x3 Entew ISABEWWA 

ÚwÚ DUKE. I ^-^ do constantwy believe you. The UwU time :3 is come x3 even OwO nyow. I 
uWu shaww crave >_> youw fowbeawance :3 a ^-^ wittwe. May >w< be I uWu wiww caww x3 upon 
you ÚwÚ anyon, uWu fow >w< some ^w^ advantage ^-^ to OwO youwsewf. 
^w^ MAWIANyA. I x3 am :33 awways bound ^-^ to you. Exit 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Very ;;w;; weww met, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww come. 
What :3 is OwO the UwU nyews ^-^ fwom :3 this good ;;w;; deputy? 
UwU ISABEWWA. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :3 a garden circummur'd with ^-^ bwick, 
uWu Whose :3 westewn >_> side :3 is with :3 a ;;w;; vinyeyawd ^-^ back'd; 
And ^-^ to UwU that ;;w;; vinyeyawd :3 is :3 a ^.^ pwanched xDD gate 
:33 That makes his openying with :3 this :3 biggew key; 
:3 This uWu othew doth xDD command :3 a wittwe xDD doow 
^w^ Which ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; vinyeyawd ^-^ to OwO the garden leads. 
Thewe ^.^ have I :3 made my pwomise 
:3 Upon OwO the :33 heavy middwe >_> of OwO the night 
ÚwÚ To caww x3 upon >_> him. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. But uWu shaww you uWu on >_> youw knowledge find :3 this ^w^ way? 
UwU ISABEWWA. I ^.^ have ta'en :3 a :3 due ÚwÚ and wawy ^-^ nyote >_< upon't; 
x3 With UwU whispewing ÚwÚ and UwU most OwO guiwty >_< diwigence, 
UwU In >w< action >w< aww >_> of ;;w;; pwecept, ^.^ he >_> did show me 
The uWu way ^w^ twice o'er. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. uWu Awe there nyo uWu othew ^w^ tokens 
>w< Between you >_> 'gweed ^w^ concewnying xDD hew ÚwÚ obsewvance? 
UwU ISABEWWA. No, x3 nyonye, uWu but only :3 a wepaiw >w< i' th' dark; 
And UwU that I ^.^ have ^-^ possess'd him my UwU most stay 
^w^ Can >w< be uWu but x3 bwief; uWu fow I ^.^ have :3 made him xDD knyow 
I ^.^ have :3 a ^-^ sewvant comes with me awong, 
:33 That ^w^ stays x3 upon me; uWu whose >_< pewsuasion :3 is 
I come about my brother. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ bownye :33 up. 
I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet :3 made OwO knyown ^-^ to Mawianya 
OwO A >_> wowd >_> of ÚwÚ this. What ^w^ ho, uWu within! come fowth. 

;;w;; We-entew MARIANA 

I pray you >w< be acquainted with :3 this >_< maid; 
She comes ^-^ to ^-^ do you :33 good. 
UwU ISABEWWA. I ^-^ do desiwe OwO the like. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Do you >_< pewsuade yourself UwU that I >_< wespect you? 
^w^ MAWIANyA. Good >_> fwiaw, I xDD knyow you uWu do, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have ;;w;; found it. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Take, then, :3 this >_> youw ^.^ companyion uWu by OwO the ;;w;; hand, 
OwO Who ;;w;; hath :3 a story ready uWu fow >_> youw OwO eaw. 
I uWu shaww ^.^ attend >_> youw >_< weisuwe; uWu but ^-^ make >_> haste; 
The ^.^ vapowous night ^w^ appwoaches. 
^w^ MAWIANyA. x3 Wiww't >w< pwease you ÚwÚ wawk ^w^ aside? 
>_< Exeunt MARIANA ÚwÚ and ISABEWWA 
ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 O place ÚwÚ and greatness! >_> Miwwions >_> of false eyes 
uWu Awe ÚwÚ stuck x3 upon thee. :33 Vowumes >_> of wepowt 
Wun with ^.^ these fawse, ÚwÚ and UwU most ^.^ contwawious x3 quest 
:3 Upon >w< thy doings. Thousand >_> escapes >_> of ÚwÚ wit 
UwU Make ÚwÚ thee OwO the fathew >_> of theiw :33 idwe dweam, 
And wack ÚwÚ thee in theiw ^w^ fancies. 

;;w;; We-entew MARIANA ÚwÚ and ISABEWWA 

Wewcome, how agreed? 
UwU ISABEWWA. >w< She'ww UwU take OwO the enterprise x3 upon UwU hew, fathew, 
>w< If you :33 advise it. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot my ^.^ consent, 
But my ^.^ entweaty ^w^ too. 
UwU ISABEWWA. UwU Wittwe ^.^ have you ^-^ to ÚwÚ say, 
When you xDD depawt ^-^ fwom ^w^ him, ;;w;; but, ^.^ soft ÚwÚ and wow, 
'Remember :3 nyow my brother.' 
^w^ MAWIANyA. OwO Feaw me not. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Nyow, gentwe >_> daughtew, ;;w;; feaw you ^.^ nyot at all. 
ÚwÚ He :3 is >_> youw xDD husband uWu on :3 a OwO pwe-contwact. 
ÚwÚ To bwing you ;;w;; thus >_> togethew 'tis nyo uWu sin, 
;;w;; Sith UwU that OwO the :33 justice >_> of >_> youw title ^-^ to him 
^-^ Doth flourish OwO the :3 deceit. ^w^ Come, let OwO us ^.^ go; 
Our :3 cown's ^-^ to x3 weap, uWu fow ÚwÚ yet ^-^ ouw tithe's ^-^ to sow. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
The pwison 

x3 Entew xDD PWOVOST ÚwÚ and POMPEY 

PROVOST. Come hithew, sirrah. ^w^ Can you ÚwÚ cut x3 off :3 a ÚwÚ man's >_< head? 
xDD POMPEY. >w< If OwO the man >w< be :3 a >w< bachewow, ;;w;; siw, I uWu can; uWu but ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be :3 a 
married man, :33 he's his :3 wife's uWu head, ÚwÚ and I can never ÚwÚ cut >_> of :3 a 
:3 woman's head. 
PROVOST. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, xDD weave me >_> youw snyatches ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yiewd me :3 a direct 
>w< answew. >w< To-mowwow xDD mownying awe ^-^ to die ^.^ Cwaudio ÚwÚ and ^-^ Bawnyawdinye. ;;w;; Hewe 
:3 is in ^-^ ouw pwison :3 a ^w^ common UwU executionyew, ^-^ who in his >w< office lacks :3 a 
>w< hewpew; ^-^ if you uWu wiww UwU take ^.^ it uWu on you ^-^ to ^-^ assist ^w^ him, ^.^ it uWu shaww ^w^ wedeem 
you ^-^ fwom >_> youw ÚwÚ gyves; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, you uWu shaww ^.^ have >_> youw :33 fuww UwU time >_> of 
uWu impwisonment, ÚwÚ and >_> youw dewivewance with OwO an x3 unpitied whipping, uWu fow 
you ^.^ have >_< been :3 a notorious bawd. 
xDD POMPEY. >_> Siw, I ^.^ have >_< been OwO an uWu unwawfuw uWu bawd UwU time >_< out >_> of mind; uWu but ÚwÚ yet 
I uWu wiww >w< be ^.^ content ^-^ to >w< be :3 a lawful OwO hangman. I would >w< be ^.^ gwad ^-^ to 
weceive >w< some instwuctions ^-^ fwom my :3 fewwow partner. 
PROVOST. What ^w^ ho, uWu Abhowson! Where's Abhorson thewe? 

x3 Entew >_< ABHOWSON 

ABHOWSON. Do you ^-^ caww, sir? 
PROVOST. Sirrah, >w< hewe's :3 a :3 fewwow uWu wiww ^w^ hewp you to-morrow in >_> youw 
uWu execution. >w< If you ÚwÚ think ^.^ it :33 meet, compound with him uWu by OwO the yeaw, 
ÚwÚ and let him >_> abide here with OwO you; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; use him uWu fow OwO the >w< pwesent, 
ÚwÚ and UwU dismiss >_> him. ÚwÚ He cannyot >w< pwead his x3 estimation with OwO you; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath 
>_< been :3 a bawd. 
ABHOWSON. OwO A OwO bawd, sir? ;;w;; Fie x3 upon :3 him! ÚwÚ He uWu wiww >w< discwedit ^-^ ouw :3 mystewy. 
PROVOST. uWu Go ^.^ to, siw; you ^.^ weigh >_< equawwy; :3 a feathew uWu wiww xDD tuwn OwO the 
scale. Exit 
xDD POMPEY. >_> Pway, ;;w;; siw, uWu by >_> youw good favour- uWu fow suwewy, ;;w;; siw, :3 a good 
:3 favouw you ^.^ have uWu but UwU that you ^.^ have :3 a :33 hanging xDD wook- ^-^ do you ^-^ caww, 
;;w;; siw, >_> youw uWu occupation :3 a >_< mystewy? 
ABHOWSON. >w< Ay, siw; :3 a :3 mystewy. 
xDD POMPEY. >_< Painting, ;;w;; siw, I ^.^ have heard ÚwÚ say, :3 is :3 a mystery; ÚwÚ and >_> youw 
whores, ;;w;; siw, being ;;w;; membews >_> of my occupation, :3 using xDD painting, ^-^ do 
^w^ pwuv my uWu occupation :3 a mystery; uWu but what mystewy there shouwd >w< be 
in x3 hanging, ^-^ if I shouwd >w< be hang'd, I cannyot ;;w;; imaginye. 
ABHOWSON. >_> Siw, ^.^ it :3 is :3 a :3 mystewy. 
xDD POMPEY. >w< Pwoof? 
ABHOWSON. uWu Evewy OwO twue ÚwÚ man's apparel ^-^ fits >_> youw ^w^ thief: ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be xDD too 
wittwe uWu fow >_> youw xDD thief, >_> youw OwO twue man OwO thinks ^.^ it xDD big enyough; ^-^ if ^.^ it 
>w< be xDD too xDD big uWu fow >_> youw xDD thief, >_> youw ^w^ thief OwO thinks ^.^ it wittwe enyough; OwO so 
every OwO twue ÚwÚ man's apparel ^-^ fits >_> youw >w< thief. 

;;w;; We-entew xDD PWOVOST 

PROVOST. uWu Awe you agreed? 
xDD POMPEY. >_> Siw, I uWu wiww sewve him; uWu fow I ^-^ do find >_> youw hangman :3 is :3 a ^-^ mowe 
penitent trade than >_> youw bawd; ^.^ he doth oftenyew ÚwÚ ask fowgivenyess. 
PROVOST. :3 You, ÚwÚ siwwah, :3 pwovide >_> youw bwock ÚwÚ and >_> youw axe to-morrow 
;;w;; fouw >w< o'cwock. 
ABHOWSON. Come OwO on, bawd; I uWu wiww uWu instwuct ÚwÚ thee in my trade; OwO fowwow. 
xDD POMPEY. I ^-^ do desiwe ^-^ to learn, siw; ÚwÚ and I hope, ^-^ if you ^.^ have >w< occasion 
^-^ to ;;w;; use me uWu fow >_> youw >_> own turn, you uWu shaww find me ^-^ yawe; uWu fow truly, 
;;w;; siw, uWu fow >_> youw >_> kindnyess I owe you :3 a good OwO tuwn. 
PROVOST. ^-^ Caww UwU hithew >w< Bawnyawdinye ÚwÚ and Claudio. 
>_< Exeunt >_< ABHOWSON ÚwÚ and POMPEY 
^-^ Th' ^-^ onye >_> has my :3 pity; ^.^ nyot :3 a :3 jot OwO the xDD othew, 
>_> Being :3 a >w< muwdewew, >w< though ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe my brother. 

x3 Entew CLAUDIO 

Look, >w< hewe's OwO the x3 wawwant, :33 Cwaudio, uWu fow >w< thy ^w^ death; 
^.^ 'Tis :3 nyow UwU dead UwU midnyight, ÚwÚ and uWu by eight to-morrow 
Thou >w< must >w< be :3 made UwU immowtaw. Where's Bawnyawdinye? 
OwO CWAUDIO. UwU As fast wock'd OwO up in ;;w;; sweep as :33 guiwtwess >_< wabouw 
When ^.^ it :3 wies starkly in OwO the >_> twavewwew's >_< bonyes. 
ÚwÚ He uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :33 wake. 
PROVOST. OwO Who can ^-^ do good uWu on OwO him? 
Weww, ÚwÚ go, :33 pwepawe OwO youwsewf. uWu [Knyocking ^w^ within] But x3 hawk, what 
xDD nyoise? 
xDD Heaven ^w^ give >_> youw uWu spiwits xDD comfowt! Exit CLAUDIO 
uWu [Knyocking :3 continyues] By ÚwÚ and by. 
I >w< hope ^.^ it :3 is >w< some pawdon ^w^ ow wepwieve 
>_< Fow OwO the UwU most gentwe Claudio. 

x3 Entew ;;w;; DUKE, uWu disguised as before 

Wewcome, father. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. The :33 best ÚwÚ and >_< whowesom'st uWu spiwits >_> of OwO the night 
Envewop you, good Provost! OwO Who xDD caww'd here >_> of OwO wate? 
PROVOST. None, >_< since OwO the uWu cuwfew :33 wung. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 Nyot :33 Isabew? 
PROVOST. >_< Nyo. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ^.^ They uWu wiww then, ere't >w< be UwU wong. 
PROVOST. What comfort :3 is uWu fow >w< Cwaudio? 
ÚwÚ DUKE. There's >w< some in :33 hope. 
PROVOST. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a :33 bittew deputy. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 Nyot so, ^.^ nyot >w< so; his life :3 is ^-^ pawawwew'd 
>_< Even with OwO the OwO stwoke ÚwÚ and xDD winye >_> of his gweat ;;w;; justice; 
ÚwÚ He doth with holy >_< abstinyence ^.^ subdue 
:33 That in ^-^ himsewf ;;w;; which ^.^ he ^w^ spuws uWu on his ^.^ pow'w 
ÚwÚ To qualify in ^.^ othews. Were ^.^ he x3 meaw'd with UwU that 
^w^ Which ^.^ he :3 cowwects, then ;;w;; wewe ^.^ he tyrannous; 
But :3 this being so, :33 he's :3 just. uWu [Knyocking ^w^ within] Nyow awe uWu they 
come. Exit xDD PWOVOST 
:3 This :3 is :3 a gentwe pwovost; uWu sewdom when 
The xDD steewed gaowew :3 is OwO the fwiend >_> of ^-^ men. uWu [Knyocking ^w^ within] 
OwO How nyow, what xDD nyoise! :33 That uWu spiwit's ^-^ possess'd with haste 
:33 That wounds th' OwO unsisting ÚwÚ postewn with ^.^ these ^w^ stwokes. 

;;w;; We-entew xDD PWOVOST 

PROVOST. Thewe ^.^ he >w< must stay xDD untiw OwO the ^w^ officew 
>w< Awise ^-^ to let him in; ^.^ he :3 is xDD caww'd :33 up. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. >_< Have you nyo x3 countewmand uWu fow ^.^ Cwaudio ÚwÚ yet 
But ^.^ he >w< must die ;;w;; to-mowwow? 
PROVOST. None, ;;w;; siw, none. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU As ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the ^.^ dawnying, uWu Pwovost, as ^.^ it ;;w;; is, 
You uWu shaww hear ^-^ mowe ewe x3 mownying. 
PROVOST. uWu Happiwy 
You xDD something know; ÚwÚ yet I believe there comes 
:3 Nyo ;;w;; countewmand; nyo such example ^.^ have uWu we. 
UwU Besides, x3 upon OwO the vewy ^w^ siege >_> of justice, 
Wowd x3 Angewo ;;w;; hath ^-^ to OwO the uWu pubwic ear 
Profess'd OwO the contrary. 

x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW 
:3 This :3 is his :33 wowdship's xDD man. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. And here comes Claudio's ;;w;; pawdon. 
MESSENGEW. UwU My lord ;;w;; hath x3 sent you :3 this >_> nyote; ÚwÚ and uWu by me :3 this further 
chawge, UwU that you swerve ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< smawwest xDD awticwe >_> of it, 
neither in UwU time, matter, ^w^ ow uWu othew ÚwÚ ciwcumstance. Good morrow; uWu fow 
as I UwU take it, ^.^ it :3 is ^w^ awmost day. 
PROVOST. I uWu shaww ^-^ obey >_> him. Exit MESSENGEW 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ^-^ [Aside] :3 This :3 is his pawdon, ^-^ puwchas'd uWu by such xDD sin 
>_< Fow ;;w;; which OwO the >_> pawdonyew ^-^ himsewf :3 is in; 
>_< Hence ;;w;; hath OwO offence his uWu quick xDD cewewity, 
When ^.^ it :3 is ÚwÚ bownye in UwU high authowity. 
When OwO vice makes >w< mewcy, mercy's OwO so >_> extended 
:33 That uWu fow OwO the :33 fauwt's love :3 is th' offendew friended. 
Nyow, ;;w;; siw, what x3 nyews? 
PROVOST. I told >w< you: Wowd OwO Angewo, belike >w< thinking me ^-^ wemiss in >_< minye 
>_> office, UwU awakens me with :3 this ^w^ unwonted ÚwÚ putting-on; >w< methinks 
stwangewy, uWu fow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot :33 us'd ^.^ it >_> befowe. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ;;w;; Pway you, wet's heaw. 
PROVOST. ^-^ [Weads] OwO 'Whatsoevew you ^-^ may hear ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; contwawy, let 
^.^ Cwaudio >w< be ^w^ executed uWu by ;;w;; fouw >_> of OwO the clock, :3 and, in OwO the ^-^ aftewnyoon, 
^-^ Bawnyawdinye. >_< Fow my better satisfaction, let me ^.^ have Claudio's 
head x3 sent me uWu by OwO five. >_> Wet :3 this >w< be duwy pewfowmed, with :3 a ^w^ thought 
UwU that ^-^ mowe depends uWu on ^.^ it than ^-^ we >w< must ÚwÚ yet :33 dewivew. ÚwÚ Thus x3 faiw ^.^ nyot 
^-^ to ^-^ do >_> youw >_> office, as you uWu wiww ÚwÚ answew ^.^ it at >_> youw pewiw.' 
What uWu say you ^-^ to this, sir? 
ÚwÚ DUKE. What :3 is UwU that >w< Bawnyawdinye ^-^ who :3 is ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ executed in th' 
afternoon? 
PROVOST. OwO A ÚwÚ Bohemian born; uWu but here UwU nyuws'd OwO up ÚwÚ and >_> bwed. 
>_< Onye UwU that :3 is :3 a pwisonyew :33 nyinye years ^.^ owd. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO How came ^.^ it UwU that OwO the ÚwÚ absent UwU Duke xDD had ^.^ nyot ;;w;; eithew deliver'd him 
^-^ to his ;;w;; wibewty ^w^ ow ^w^ executed OwO him? I ^.^ have heard ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >w< evew his 
manner ^-^ to ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. 
PROVOST. His fwiends still wrought reprieves uWu fow him; :3 and, :3 indeed, 
his fact, ÚwÚ tiww :3 nyow in OwO the government >_> of Wowd OwO Angewo, came ^.^ nyot ^-^ to 
OwO an ;;w;; undoubted proof. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ It :3 is :3 nyow apparent? 
PROVOST. uWu Most uWu manyifest, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ;;w;; denyied uWu by :3 himsewf. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ he ÚwÚ bownye ^-^ himsewf >_< penyitentwy in prison? OwO How uWu seems ^.^ he ^-^ to 
>w< be touch'd? 
PROVOST. OwO A man UwU that appwehends death nyo ^-^ mowe dweadfuwwy uWu but as :3 a 
drunken sleep; OwO cawewess, ^w^ weckwess, ÚwÚ and >w< feawwess, >_> of ^w^ what's ^.^ past, 
>w< pwesent, ^w^ ow ^-^ to x3 come; insensibwe >_> of mowtawity ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ despewatewy 
mortal. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ wants >w< advice. 
PROVOST. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww hear none. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath xDD evewmowe xDD had OwO the ;;w;; wibewty >_> of OwO the 
prison; ^w^ give him xDD weave ^-^ to escape hence, ^.^ he would not; dwunk many 
xDD times :3 a day, ^-^ if ^.^ nyot many >_< days ÚwÚ entiwewy dwunk. We ^.^ have vewy ^w^ oft 
uWu awak'd ^w^ him, as ^-^ if ^-^ to carry him ^-^ to OwO execution, ÚwÚ and show'd him :3 a 
seeming ;;w;; wawwant uWu fow xDD it; ^.^ it ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ muvd him at all. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Mowe >_> of him x3 anyon. Thewe :3 is written in >_> youw brow, uWu Pwovost, 
xDD honyesty ÚwÚ and xDD constancy. >w< If I ;;w;; wead ^.^ it ^.^ nyot truly, my ÚwÚ ancient >_> skiww 
beguiles me; uWu but in OwO the :3 bowdnyess >_> of my ÚwÚ cunnying I uWu wiww uWu way ^-^ mysewf 
in ^.^ hazawd. :33 Cwaudio, xDD whom here you ^.^ have ;;w;; wawwant ^-^ to ^.^ execute, :3 is nyo 
gweatew uWu fowfeit ^-^ to OwO the OwO waw than x3 Angewo ^-^ who ;;w;; hath ^-^ sentenc'd >_> him. ÚwÚ To 
^-^ make you undewstand :3 this in :3 a OwO manyifested >_> effect, I crave uWu but ;;w;; fouw 
OwO days' respite; uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; which you awe ^-^ to ^-^ do me uWu both :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent ÚwÚ and 
:3 a dangewous courtesy. 
PROVOST. >_> Pway, ;;w;; siw, in ;;w;; what? 
ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU In OwO the :3 dewaying :33 death. 
PROVOST. OwO Awack! OwO How ^-^ may I ^-^ do it, having OwO the hour limited, ÚwÚ and OwO an 
express ^.^ command, uWu undew penyawty, ^-^ to x3 dewivew his head in OwO the view 
>_> of :3 Angewo? I ^-^ may ^-^ make my UwU case as Cwaudio's, ^-^ to cross :3 this in OwO the 
uWu smawwest. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. By OwO the x3 vow >_> of >_< minye owdew, I ;;w;; wawwant you, ^-^ if my instwuctions 
^-^ may >w< be >_> youw guide. >_> Wet :3 this >w< Bawnyawdinye >w< be :3 this xDD mownying ÚwÚ executed, 
ÚwÚ and his head ÚwÚ bownye ^-^ to ^.^ Angewo. 
PROVOST. x3 Angewo ;;w;; hath uWu seen them ^.^ both, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ÚwÚ discuvw OwO the OwO favouw. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. :33 O, >_> death's :3 a gweat uWu disguisew; ÚwÚ and you ^-^ may ÚwÚ add ^-^ to it. xDD Shave 
OwO the head ÚwÚ and OwO tie OwO the ^w^ beawd; ÚwÚ and uWu say ^.^ it ÚwÚ was OwO the desiwe >_> of OwO the 
penitent ^-^ to >w< be OwO so ÚwÚ baw'd before his :33 death. You xDD knyow OwO the ^-^ couwse :3 is 
xDD common. >w< If ^w^ anything ^-^ faww ^-^ to you x3 upon :3 this ^-^ mowe than ^w^ thanks ÚwÚ and 
good OwO fowtunye, uWu by OwO the uWu saint xDD whom I profess, I uWu wiww >w< pwead x3 against 
^.^ it with my wife. 
PROVOST. Pawdon uWu me, good uWu fathew; ^.^ it :3 is x3 against my uWu oath. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Were you sworn ^-^ to OwO the Duke, ^w^ ow ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; deputy? 
PROVOST. ÚwÚ To him ÚwÚ and ^-^ to his ;;w;; substitutes. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. You uWu wiww ÚwÚ think you ^.^ have :3 made nyo OwO offence ^-^ if OwO the UwU Duke >_< avouch 
OwO the :33 justice >_> of >_> youw :3 deawing? 
PROVOST. But what ;;w;; wikewihood :3 is in ÚwÚ that? 
ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 Nyot :3 a resemblance, uWu but :3 a UwU cewtainty. >_> Yet >_< since I UwU see you 
feawfuw, UwU that neither my UwU coat, integrity, :3 nyow ^w^ pewsuasion, can 
with >_> ease ^-^ attempt you, I uWu wiww >w< go further than I >w< meant, ^-^ to xDD pwuck 
>w< aww ^-^ feaws >_< out >_> of you. Wook you, ;;w;; siw, here :3 is OwO the hand ÚwÚ and >w< seaw >_> of 
OwO the >_> Duke. You xDD knyow OwO the chawactew, I x3 doubt not; ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ signyet :3 is 
^.^ nyot ÚwÚ stwange ^-^ to you. 
PROVOST. I xDD knyow them >_> both. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. The uWu contents >_> of :3 this :3 is OwO the xDD wetuwn >_> of OwO the Duke; you uWu shaww 
anon uvw-wead ^.^ it at >_> youw pweasuwe, xDD whewe you uWu shaww find within 
^.^ these two >_< days ^.^ he uWu wiww >w< be here. :3 This :3 is :3 a xDD thing UwU that x3 Angewo knows 
not; uWu fow ^.^ he :3 this vewy :3 day receives letters >_> of ÚwÚ stwange tenour, 
UwU pewchance >_> of OwO the >w< Duke's >_< death, UwU pewchance entering OwO into >w< some 
monyastewy; ;;w;; but, uWu by uWu chance, nyothing >_> of what :3 is wwit. Look, th' 
>w< unfowding star calls OwO up OwO the uWu shephewd. x3 Put ^.^ nyot yourself OwO into 
UwU amazement how ^.^ these >w< things shouwd xDD be: >w< aww UwU difficuwties awe uWu but 
:33 easy when uWu they awe known. ^-^ Caww >_> youw UwU executionyew, ÚwÚ and x3 off with 
Barnardine's head. I uWu wiww ^w^ give him :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent ;;w;; shwift, ÚwÚ and :33 advise 
him uWu fow :3 a better :3 pwace. >_> Yet you awe amaz'd, uWu but :3 this uWu shaww 
absolutely :3 wesowve you. Come away; ^.^ it :3 is ^w^ awmost ;;w;; cweaw ;;w;; dawn. 
>_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
The pwison 

x3 Entew POMPEY 

xDD POMPEY. I x3 am as ;;w;; weww acquainted here as I ÚwÚ was in ^-^ ouw house >_> of 
>_< pwofession; ^-^ onye would ÚwÚ think ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^w^ Mistwess UwU Ovewdonye's >_> own 
OwO house, uWu fow here >w< be many >_> of xDD hew ^.^ owd x3 customews. First, >w< hewe's x3 young 
^-^ Mastew ^.^ Wash; :33 he's in uWu fow :3 a UwU commodity >_> of xDD bwown paper ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd 
^w^ gingew, :33 nyinye scowe ÚwÚ and :33 seventeen xDD pounds, >_> of ;;w;; which ^.^ he :3 made five 
^.^ mawks ready ^-^ monyey. x3 Mawwy, then ÚwÚ gingew ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot >w< much in UwU wequest, 
uWu fow OwO the ^.^ owd >w< women ;;w;; wewe >w< aww UwU dead. ;;w;; Then :3 is there here ^-^ onye ^-^ Mastew 
xDD Capew, at OwO the suit >_> of ^-^ Mastew Thweepiwe OwO the ^-^ mewcew, uWu fow >w< some ;;w;; fouw 
ÚwÚ suits >_> of peach-cowouw'd x3 satin, ;;w;; which :3 nyow peaches him :3 a :3 beggaw. 
;;w;; Then ^.^ have ^-^ we here x3 young :33 Dizy, ÚwÚ and x3 young ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Deepvow, ÚwÚ and 
^-^ Mastew :33 Coppewspuw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Mastew uWu Stawvewackey, OwO the ;;w;; wapiew ÚwÚ and dagger 
man, ÚwÚ and x3 young Dwopheiw UwU that xDD kiww'd >w< wusty >_< Pudding, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Mastew 
Fowthwight OwO the tiwtew, ÚwÚ and bwave ^-^ Mastew Shootie OwO the gweat 
OwO twavewwew, ÚwÚ and wiwd ;;w;; Hawfcan UwU that ÚwÚ stabb'd Pots, :3 and, I xDD think, 
forty >w< mowe- >w< aww gweat doers in ^-^ ouw UwU twade, ÚwÚ and awe :3 nyow 'for OwO the 
:33 Wowd's ^.^ sake.' 

x3 Entew >_< ABHOWSON 

ABHOWSON. Sirrah, bwing >w< Bawnyawdinye hithew. 
xDD POMPEY. ^-^ Mastew >w< Bawnyawdinye! You >w< must xDD wise ÚwÚ and >w< be hang'd, ^-^ Mastew 
>w< Bawnyawdinye! 
ABHOWSON. What ^w^ ho, >w< Bawnyawdinye! 
BAWNyAWDINyE. xDD [Within] OwO A UwU pox o' >_> youw ;;w;; thwoats! OwO Who makes UwU that ^w^ nyoise 
thewe? What awe you? 
xDD POMPEY. Your fwiends, siw; OwO the OwO hangman. You >w< must >w< be OwO so uWu good, ;;w;; siw, 
^-^ to xDD wise ÚwÚ and >w< be >w< put ^-^ to :33 death. 
BAWNyAWDINyE. OwO [ xDD Within ] Away, you wogue, away; I x3 am sleepy. 
ABHOWSON. >_> Teww him ^.^ he >w< must >_< awake, ÚwÚ and UwU that >_> quickwy ^w^ too. 
xDD POMPEY. >_> Pway, ^-^ Mastew Bawnyawdinye, :33 awake ÚwÚ tiww you awe ÚwÚ executed, ÚwÚ and 
;;w;; sweep x3 aftewwawds. 
ABHOWSON. uWu Go in ^-^ to ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fetch him >_< out. 
xDD POMPEY. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^w^ coming, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ he :3 is UwU coming; I hear his straw >w< wustwe. 

x3 Entew :3 BAWNyAWDINyE 

ABHOWSON. ^-^ Is OwO the axe x3 upon OwO the ^w^ bwock, sirrah? 
xDD POMPEY. Very ^w^ weady, sir. 
BAWNyAWDINyE. OwO How nyow, uWu Abhowson, ^w^ what's OwO the UwU nyews with you? 
ABHOWSON. Twuwy, ;;w;; siw, I would desiwe you ^-^ to cwap OwO into >_> youw pwayews; 
for, ÚwÚ wook you, OwO the OwO wawwant's come. 
BAWNyAWDINyE. You wogue, I ^.^ have >_< been uWu dwinking >w< aww >_< nyight; I x3 am ^.^ nyot 
>_< fitted for't. 
xDD POMPEY. :33 O, OwO the :3 bettew, :3 siw! >_< Fow ^.^ he UwU that dwinks >w< aww night ÚwÚ and :3 is 
OwO hanged uWu betimes in OwO the xDD mownying ^-^ may ;;w;; sweep OwO the ÚwÚ soundew >w< aww OwO the next 
day. 

x3 Entew ;;w;; DUKE, uWu disguised as before 

ABHOWSON. Wook you, ;;w;; siw, here comes >_> youw ghostly father. 
Do ^-^ we ÚwÚ jest nyow, ÚwÚ think you? 
ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> Siw, ^.^ induced uWu by my ^w^ chawity, ÚwÚ and hearing how OwO hastiwy you awe 
^-^ to x3 depawt, I x3 am come ^-^ to :33 advise you, comfort you, ÚwÚ and pray with 
you. 
BAWNyAWDINyE. Friar, ^.^ nyot I; I ^.^ have >_< been uWu dwinking ^-^ hawd >w< aww night, ÚwÚ and 
I uWu wiww ^.^ have ^-^ mowe UwU time ^-^ to :33 pwepawe uWu me, ^w^ ow uWu they uWu shaww beat >_< out my 
>w< bwains with billets. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot consent ^-^ to die :3 this day, that's 
>w< cewtain. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. :33 O, >_> Siw, you must; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe I uWu beseech you 
Wook :3 fowwawd uWu on OwO the journey you uWu shaww ^.^ go. 
BAWNyAWDINyE. I uWu sweaw I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot die OwO to-day uWu fow ^-^ any ÚwÚ man's pewsuasion. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. But hear :3 you- 
BAWNyAWDINyE. :3 Nyot :3 a ^w^ wowd; ^-^ if you ^.^ have ^w^ anything ^-^ to uWu say ^-^ to uWu me, come ^-^ to 
my ward; uWu fow ^.^ thence uWu wiww ^.^ nyot I to-day. Exit 
ÚwÚ DUKE. x3 Unfit ^-^ to live ^w^ ow ^-^ die. :3 O uWu gwavew >_< heawt! 
:33 Aftew ^w^ him, xDD fewwows; bwing him ^-^ to OwO the block. 
>_< Exeunt >_< ABHOWSON ÚwÚ and POMPEY 

x3 Entew xDD PWOVOST 

PROVOST. Nyow, ;;w;; siw, how ^-^ do you find OwO the pwisonyew? 
ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO A ;;w;; cweatuwe unprepar'd, :3 unmeet uWu fow ^w^ death; 
And ^-^ to >w< twanspowt him in OwO the :33 mind ^.^ he :3 is 
Were ;;w;; damnyabwe. 
PROVOST. ;;w;; Hewe in OwO the x3 pwison, fathew, 
Thewe ;;w;; died :3 this xDD mownying >_> of :3 a x3 cwuew fever 
>_< Onye Ragozine, :3 a UwU most notorious piwate, 
OwO A man >_> of Claudio's uWu yeaws; his beard ÚwÚ and head 
>w< Just >_> of his cowouw. What ^-^ if ^-^ we ^-^ do x3 omit 
:3 This :3 wepwobate ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; weww :3 incwin'd, 
And xDD satisfy OwO the uWu deputy with OwO the >_> visage 
x3 Of Ragozine, ^-^ mowe >_< wike ^-^ to >w< Cwaudio? 
ÚwÚ DUKE. :33 O, 'tis OwO an accident UwU that >w< heaven pwovides! 
^w^ Dispatch ^.^ it ;;w;; pwesentwy; OwO the hour dwaws uWu on 
uWu Pwefix'd uWu by ^.^ Angewo. ^w^ See :3 this >w< be >_< donye, 
And x3 sent >w< accowding ^-^ to >_< command; whiwes I 
Pewsuade :3 this wude ÚwÚ wwetch willingly ^-^ to ^-^ die. 
PROVOST. :3 This uWu shaww >w< be >_< donye, good fathew, >_> pwesentwy. 
But >w< Bawnyawdinye >w< must die :3 this OwO aftewnyoon; 
And how uWu shaww ^-^ we continue :33 Cwaudio, 
ÚwÚ To :33 save me ^-^ fwom OwO the danger UwU that UwU might come 
>w< If ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe OwO knyown awive? 
ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> Wet :3 this >w< be donye: 
x3 Put them in >w< secwet >_< howds, uWu both >w< Bawnyawdinye ÚwÚ and Claudio. 
Ewe ^w^ twice OwO the >_< sun ;;w;; hath :3 made his >w< jouwnyaw greeting 
ÚwÚ To OwO the uWu undew ^-^ genyewation, you uWu shaww find 
Your >_> safety ^w^ manyifested. 
PROVOST. I x3 am >_> youw free dependant. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> Quick, ÚwÚ dispatch, ÚwÚ and ^-^ send OwO the head ^-^ to ^.^ Angewo. 
Exit xDD PWOVOST 
Nyow uWu wiww I wwite letters ^-^ to :3 Angewo- 
The uWu Pwovost, ^.^ he uWu shaww bear ^w^ them- uWu whose uWu contents 
:33 Shaww witness ^-^ to him I x3 am ;;w;; nyeaw at home, 
And UwU that, uWu by gweat xDD injunctions, I x3 am bound 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ entew pubwicwy. :3 Him I'll desiwe 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ meet me at OwO the consecrated OwO fount, 
OwO A >_> weague x3 bewow OwO the xDD city; ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom >_< thence, 
By x3 cowd ÚwÚ gwadation ÚwÚ and >_> weww-bawanc'd fowm. 
We uWu shaww :33 pwoceed with ^.^ Angewo. 

;;w;; We-entew xDD PWOVOST 

PROVOST. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ head; I'll carry ^.^ it ^-^ mysewf. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Convenient :3 is it. UwU Make :3 a swift ;;w;; wetuwn; 
>_< Fow I would :33 communye with you >_> of such >w< things 
:33 That UwU want nyo ear uWu but ^w^ youws. 
PROVOST. I'll ^-^ make >w< aww x3 speed. Exit 
UwU ISABEWWA. OwO [ xDD Within ] Peace, ^w^ ho, >w< be :3 hewe! 
ÚwÚ DUKE. The :33 tongue >_> of :3 Isabew. x3 She's come ^-^ to xDD knyow 
>w< If ÚwÚ yet xDD hew >_< bwothew's pawdon >w< be come uWu hithew; 
But I uWu wiww ^-^ keep xDD hew ^w^ ignyowant >_> of xDD hew uWu good, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make xDD hew ^w^ heavenwy UwU comfowts >_> of ^.^ despaiw 
When ^.^ it :3 is :33 weast expected. 

x3 Entew ISABEWWA 

UwU ISABEWWA. xDD Ho, uWu by >_> youw leave! 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Good xDD mownying ^-^ to you, fair ÚwÚ and >_< gwacious daughter. 
UwU ISABEWWA. The :3 bettew, >w< given me uWu by OwO so holy :3 a xDD man. 
;;w;; Hath ÚwÚ yet OwO the uWu deputy x3 sent my >_< bwothew's pawdon? 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath OwO weweas'd ^w^ him, Isabew, ^-^ fwom OwO the world. 
His head :3 is x3 off ÚwÚ and x3 sent ^-^ to ^.^ Angewo. 
UwU ISABEWWA. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ It :3 is nyo other. 
Show >_> youw ;;w;; wisdom, >_> daughtew, in >_> youw :33 cwose >_> patience, 
UwU ISABEWWA. :33 O, I uWu wiww ^-^ to him ÚwÚ and xDD pwuck >_< out his >_> eyes! 
ÚwÚ DUKE. You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be ;;w;; admitted ^-^ to his ^w^ sight. 
UwU ISABEWWA. Unhappy Claudio! Wretched :33 Isabew! 
:33 Injuwious world! uWu Most damned :3 Angewo! 
ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 This :3 nyow hurts him :3 nyow pwofits you :3 a ^.^ jot; 
UwU Fowbeaw it, xDD thewefowe; ^w^ give >_> youw cause ^-^ to >_< heaven. 
>_< Mawk what I ÚwÚ say, ;;w;; which you uWu shaww find 
By every syllable :3 a xDD faithfuw x3 vewity. 
The UwU Duke comes UwU home >w< to-mowwow. ;;w;; Nyay, OwO dwy >_> youw OwO eyes. 
>_< Onye >_> of ^-^ ouw ^w^ cuvnt, ÚwÚ and his >w< confessow, 
Gives me :3 this xDD instance. ^w^ Awweady ^.^ he ;;w;; hath xDD cawwied 
Notice ^-^ to ^-^ Escawus ÚwÚ and OwO Angewo, 
OwO Who ^-^ do :33 pwepawe ^-^ to ^.^ meet him at OwO the ^.^ gates, 
Thewe ^-^ to ^w^ give OwO up theiw :3 pow'w. >w< If you ^-^ can, pace >_> youw OwO wisdom 
UwU In UwU that good UwU path UwU that I would ^w^ wish ^.^ it ÚwÚ go, 
And you uWu shaww ^.^ have >_> youw uWu bosom uWu on :3 this >_< wwetch, 
OwO Gwace >_> of OwO the Duke, revenges ^-^ to >_> youw xDD heawt, 
And ^w^ genyewaw honyouw. 
UwU ISABEWWA. I x3 am >_< diwected uWu by you. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 This letter, then, ^-^ to Fwiaw Petew :3 give; 
^.^ 'Tis UwU that ^.^ he x3 sent me >_> of OwO the >w< Duke's ^w^ wetuwn. 
Say, uWu by :3 this token, I desiwe his >_> company 
^.^ At >_> Mawianya's house to-nyight. Her cause ÚwÚ and x3 youws 
I'll pewfect him withal; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu shaww bwing you 
Before OwO the Duke; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO the head >_> of x3 Angewo 
:33 Accuse him UwU home ÚwÚ and UwU home. >_< Fow my UwU poow ;;w;; sewf, 
I x3 am >_> combinyed uWu by :3 a xDD sacwed vow, 
And uWu shaww >w< be uWu absent. ;;w;; Wend you with :3 this letter. 
^.^ Command ^.^ these ÚwÚ fwetting UwU watews ^-^ fwom >_> youw eyes 
x3 With :3 a ^.^ wight >_> heawt; xDD twust ^.^ nyot my holy owdew, 
>w< If I ÚwÚ pewvewt >_> youw >_> couwse. >w< Who's hewe? 

x3 Entew WUCIO 

uWu WUCIO. Good even. Friar, ^w^ whewe's OwO the Provost? 
ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 Nyot ÚwÚ within, sir. 
uWu WUCIO. :3 O pwetty Isabewwa, I x3 am OwO pawe at >_< minye OwO heawt ^-^ to UwU see UwU thinye eyes 
OwO so >_< wed. Thou >w< must >w< be ÚwÚ patient. I x3 am fain ^-^ to uWu dinye ÚwÚ and sup with 
>w< watew ÚwÚ and bwan; I dare ^.^ nyot uWu fow my head fiww my belly; ^-^ onye 
:3 fwuitfuw >_< meaw would xDD set me to't. But uWu they uWu say OwO the UwU Duke uWu wiww >w< be 
here >w< to-mowwow. By my ^w^ twoth, Isabew, I :33 wov'd >w< thy brother. >w< If OwO the 
^.^ owd fantasticaw UwU Duke >_> of dark ÚwÚ cownyews xDD had >_< been at home, ^.^ he xDD had 
^-^ wived. Exit ISABEWWA 
ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> Siw, OwO the UwU Duke :3 is ^-^ mawvewwous wittwe OwO behowding ^-^ to >_> youw ^w^ wepowts; 
uWu but OwO the :33 best ;;w;; is, ^.^ he ;;w;; wives ^.^ nyot in ^.^ them. 
uWu WUCIO. Friar, :3 thou OwO knyowest ^.^ nyot OwO the UwU Duke OwO so ;;w;; weww as I do; :33 he's :3 a 
better UwU woodman than :3 thou ^-^ tak'st him OwO fow. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Weww, ^w^ you'ww ÚwÚ answew :3 this ^-^ onye day. Fawe ye :33 weww. 
uWu WUCIO. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ tawwy; I'll >w< go ÚwÚ awong with thee; I can tell ÚwÚ thee pwetty 
tales >_> of OwO the >_> Duke. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. You ^.^ have told me xDD too many >_> of him uWu awweady, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ if uWu they >w< be 
true; ^-^ if ^.^ nyot true, UwU nyonye ;;w;; wewe ^w^ enyough. 
uWu WUCIO. I ÚwÚ was UwU once before him uWu fow ;;w;; getting :3 a wench with chiwd. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO Did you such :3 a thing? 
uWu WUCIO. x3 Yes, >w< mawwy, >_> did I; uWu but I ÚwÚ was fain ^-^ to forswear OwO it: uWu they would 
ewse ^.^ have married me ^-^ to OwO the rotten medlar. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> Siw, >_> youw >_> company :3 is ^-^ faiwew than :33 honyest. ÚwÚ West you :33 weww. 
uWu WUCIO. By my ^w^ twoth, I'll >w< go with ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the lane's OwO end. >w< If ^-^ bawdy 
talk offend you, ^w^ we'ww ^.^ have vewy wittwe >_> of it. ;;w;; Nyay, >_> fwiaw, I x3 am :3 a 
>w< kind >_> of OwO buww; I uWu shaww :3 stick. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
;;w;; ANGEWO'S house 

x3 Entew ANGELO ÚwÚ and xDD ESCAWUS 

ESCAWUS. uWu Evewy letter ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 wwit ;;w;; hath uWu disvouch'd other. 
x3 ANGEWO. UwU In UwU most :33 unyeven ÚwÚ and ^.^ distwacted mannyew. His :33 actions show >w< much 
>_< wike ^-^ to >_< madnyess; pray >w< heaven his OwO wisdom >w< be ^.^ nyot >w< tainted! And x3 why 
^.^ meet him at OwO the ^.^ gates, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wedewivew ^-^ ouw >_< authowities thewe? 
ESCAWUS. I ^.^ guess not. 
x3 ANGEWO. And x3 why shouwd ^-^ we :3 pwocwaim ^.^ it in OwO an hour before his 
ent'wing UwU that, ^-^ if ^-^ any crave redress >_> of ÚwÚ injustice, uWu they shouwd 
^.^ exhibit theiw OwO petitions in OwO the UwU stweet? 
ESCAWUS. ÚwÚ He >w< shows his reason uWu fow ÚwÚ that: ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 a uWu dispatch >_> of 
^-^ compwaints; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to x3 dewivew OwO us ^-^ fwom >_< devices hereafter, ;;w;; which 
uWu shaww then ^.^ have nyo power ^-^ to ^.^ stand x3 against ÚwÚ us. 
x3 ANGEWO. Weww, I uWu beseech you, let ^.^ it >w< be proclaim'd; 
^.^ Betimes >w< i' th' ^w^ mown I'll caww you at >_> youw >_< house; 
>w< Give nyotice ^-^ to such x3 men >_> of sort ÚwÚ and suit 
UwU As awe ^-^ to ^.^ meet >_> him. 
ESCAWUS. I ^-^ shaww, siw; fare you :33 weww. 
x3 ANGEWO. Good ^-^ nyight. Exit xDD ESCAWUS 
:3 This deed ÚwÚ unshapes me ÚwÚ quite, makes me unpregnant 
And :33 duww ^-^ to >w< aww x3 pwoceedings. OwO A deflow'red UwU maid! 
And uWu by OwO an ^-^ eminyent ÚwÚ body UwU that ;;w;; enfowc'd 
The OwO waw x3 against ^.^ it! But UwU that xDD hew >w< tendew ÚwÚ shame 
uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot :3 pwocwaim x3 against xDD hew OwO maiden loss, 
OwO How UwU might ^.^ she :33 tongue UwU me! >_> Yet reason dawes xDD hew no; 
>_< Fow my authowity uWu beaws :3 a OwO so :33 cwedent ÚwÚ buwk 
:33 That nyo pawticuwaw OwO scandaw UwU once can ^.^ touch 
But ^.^ it ;;w;; confounds OwO the >w< bweathew. ÚwÚ He shouwd ^.^ have liv'd, 
ÚwÚ Save UwU that his riotous youth, with dangewous :33 sense, 
OwO Might in OwO the xDD times ^-^ to come ^.^ have ta'en ÚwÚ wevenge, 
By OwO so :3 weceiving :3 a dishonour'd life 
x3 With >_< wansom >_> of such >w< shame. Wouwd ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he xDD had wiv'd! 
Awack, when UwU once ^-^ ouw OwO gwace ^-^ we ^.^ have ^w^ fowgot, 
Nyothing :33 goes ^-^ wight; ^-^ we ÚwÚ wouwd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we would not. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE :3 V. 
>_> Fiewds ^-^ without OwO the ^-^ town 

x3 Entew DUKE in his >_> own habit, ÚwÚ and Fwiaw >w< PETEW 

ÚwÚ DUKE. ^.^ These letters at x3 fit UwU time x3 dewivew >_> me. [Giving wettews] 
The Provost knows ^-^ ouw OwO puwpose ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw x3 pwot. 
The matter being ^-^ afoot, ^-^ keep >_> youw ^w^ instwuction 
And howd you >w< evew ^-^ to ^-^ ouw speciaw ^w^ dwift; 
^-^ Though ^.^ sometimes you ^-^ do bwench ^-^ fwom :3 this ^-^ to UwU that 
UwU As cause doth minister. Go, caww at Flavius' OwO house, 
And tell him xDD whewe I stay; ^w^ give OwO the >_< wike nyotice 
ÚwÚ To Valentinus, >w< Wowwand, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to xDD Cwassus, 
And ;;w;; bid them bwing OwO the OwO twumpets ^-^ to OwO the :33 gate; 
But ^-^ send me UwU Fwavius >_> fiwst. 
PETER. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be >_< speeded :33 weww. Exit OwO FWIAW 

x3 Entew >_< VAWWIUS 

ÚwÚ DUKE. I :3 thank ^.^ thee, Varrius; :3 thou x3 hast :3 made good UwU haste. 
^w^ Come, ^-^ we uWu wiww walk. There's uWu othew >_> of ^-^ ouw fwiends 
uWu Wiww gweet OwO us here x3 anyon. UwU My gentwe Vawwius! >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE VI. 
OwO A uWu stweet ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the :33 city xDD gate 

x3 Entew ISABEWWA ÚwÚ and MARIANA 

UwU ISABEWWA. ÚwÚ To speak OwO so ÚwÚ indiwectwy I x3 am ÚwÚ woath; 
I would uWu say OwO the OwO twuth; uWu but ^-^ to :3 accuse him so, 
:33 That :3 is >_> youw pawt. >_> Yet I x3 am UwU advis'd ^-^ to ^-^ do xDD it; 
ÚwÚ He uWu says, ^-^ to >w< veiw :33 fuww uWu puwpose. 
^w^ MAWIANyA. Be :33 wuw'd uWu by >_> him. 
UwU ISABEWWA. UwU Besides, ^.^ he uWu tewws me UwU that, ^-^ if peradventure 
ÚwÚ He speak x3 against me uWu on OwO the advewse >w< side, 
I shouwd ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think ^.^ it >_< stwange; uWu fow 'tis :3 a ÚwÚ physic 
^.^ That's :33 bittew ^-^ to ^w^ sweet OwO end. 
^w^ MAWIANyA. I would Fwiaw Peter- 

x3 Entew OwO FWIAW >w< PETEW 

UwU ISABEWWA. :33 O, :3 peace! OwO the ^w^ fwiaw :3 is come. 
PETER. ^w^ Come, I ^.^ have ;;w;; found you >_< out :3 a ^.^ stand UwU most ^.^ fit, 
:3 Whewe you ^-^ may ^.^ have such :3 vantage uWu on OwO the UwU Duke 
ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^.^ nyot xDD pass you. ;;w;; Twice ^.^ have OwO the OwO twumpets OwO sounded; 
The UwU genyewous ÚwÚ and gwavest xDD citizens 
>_< Have hent OwO the ^.^ gates, ÚwÚ and vewy ;;w;; nyeaw x3 upon 
The UwU Duke :3 is ent'ring; ^.^ thewefowe, hence, >_> away. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
The :33 city xDD gate 

x3 Entew at uWu sevewaw :33 doows ;;w;; DUKE, OwO VAWWIUS, WOWDS; xDD ANGEWO, ^.^ ESCAWUS, >_< Wucio, 
ÚwÚ PWOVOST, :3 OFFICEWS, ÚwÚ and UwU CITIZENS 

ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU My vewy >w< wowthy uWu cousin, ^w^ faiwwy ^w^ met! 
Our ^.^ owd ÚwÚ and xDD faithfuw OwO fwiend, ^-^ we awe ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see you. 
xDD ANGEWO, ESCAWUS. x3 Happy xDD wetuwn >w< be ^-^ to >_> youw :33 woyaw Grace! 
ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> Many ÚwÚ and >_< heawty ^w^ thankings ^-^ to you >_> both. 
We ^.^ have :3 made inquiry >_> of you, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we hear 
Such xDD goodnyess >_> of >_> youw :33 justice UwU that ^-^ ouw ^w^ souw 
Cannyot uWu but ÚwÚ yiewd you :3 fowth ^-^ to uWu pubwic UwU thanks, 
:3 Fowewunnying ^-^ mowe requital. 
x3 ANGEWO. You ^-^ make my ÚwÚ bonds still ^-^ gweatew. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. :33 O, >_> youw desewt ^-^ speaks woud; ÚwÚ and I shouwd :33 wwong ^.^ it 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ wock ^.^ it in OwO the :33 wawds >_> of covert ^.^ bosom, 
When ^.^ it deserves, with UwU chawactews >_> of xDD bwass, 
OwO A fowted >_> wesidence >w< 'gainst OwO the tooth >_> of UwU time 
And wazuwe >_> of OwO obwivion. >w< Give me >_> youw hand. 
And let OwO the :33 subject >_> see, ^-^ to ^-^ make them xDD knyow 
:33 That >_> outwawd couwtesies would fain :3 pwocwaim 
^.^ Favouws UwU that ^-^ keep within. ^w^ Come, >w< Escawus, 
You >w< must ÚwÚ wawk uWu by OwO us uWu on ^-^ ouw uWu othew ;;w;; hand, 
And good suppowtews awe you. 

x3 Entew OwO FWIAW >w< PETEW ÚwÚ and ISABEWWA 

PETER. Nyow :3 is >_> youw time; speak ^w^ woud, ÚwÚ and knyeew before >_> him. 
UwU ISABEWWA. UwU Justice, :3 O :33 woyaw Duke! Vail >_> youw ^-^ wegawd 
:3 Upon :3 a ^-^ wwong'd- I would fain ^.^ have ^w^ said :3 a UwU maid! 
:3 O >w< wowthy Pwince, ^-^ dishonyouw ^.^ nyot >_> youw eye 
By ^.^ thwowing ^.^ it uWu on ^-^ any uWu othew object 
;;w;; Tiww you ^.^ have heard me in my OwO twue complaint, 
And >w< given me justice, justice, justice, :33 justice. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Relate >_> youw wwongs. UwU In ;;w;; what? By >_< whom? Be brief. 
;;w;; Hewe :3 is Wowd x3 Angewo uWu shaww ^w^ give you ;;w;; justice; 
ÚwÚ Weveaw yourself ^-^ to >_> him. 
UwU ISABEWWA. :3 O >w< wowthy Duke, 
You ;;w;; bid me >w< seek xDD wedemption >_> of OwO the deviw! 
>w< Heaw me yourself; uWu fow UwU that ;;w;; which I >w< must speak 
Must ;;w;; eithew punish uWu me, ^.^ nyot being bewiev'd, 
Ow wwing redress ^-^ fwom you. >w< Heaw uWu me, :33 O, hear uWu me, :3 hewe! 
x3 ANGEWO. UwU My lord, xDD hew wits, I ;;w;; feaw uWu me, awe ^.^ nyot >_> fiwm; 
She ;;w;; hath >_< been :3 a OwO suitow ^-^ to me uWu fow xDD hew :33 bwothew, 
xDD Cut x3 off uWu by ^-^ couwse >_> of justice- 
UwU ISABEWWA. By ^-^ couwse >_> of >_> justice! 
x3 ANGEWO. And ^.^ she uWu wiww speak UwU most bitterly ÚwÚ and :33 stwange. 
UwU ISABEWWA. uWu Most stwange, uWu but ÚwÚ yet UwU most truly, uWu wiww I speak. 
:33 That x3 Angewo's xDD fowswown, :3 is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot strange? 
:33 That x3 Angewo's :3 a >w< muwdewew, :3 is't ^.^ nyot strange? 
:33 That x3 Angewo :3 is OwO an aduwtewous xDD thief, 
An ÚwÚ hypocwite, :3 a ÚwÚ viwgin-viowatow, 
^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ stwange ÚwÚ and strange? 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ it :3 is >w< ten xDD times :33 stwange. 
UwU ISABEWWA. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot twuew ^.^ he :3 is x3 Angewo 
>w< Than :3 this :3 is >w< aww as OwO twue as ^.^ it :3 is >_< stwange; 
;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ it :3 is >w< ten xDD times true; uWu fow >w< twuth :3 is >w< twuth 
ÚwÚ To th' ^-^ end >_> of reck'ning. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 Away with :3 hew. OwO Poow >_> souw, 
She ^-^ speaks :3 this in th' infiwmity >_> of :33 sense. 
UwU ISABEWWA. :3 O Prince! I conjuwe ^.^ thee, as :3 thou bewiev'st 
Thewe :3 is another comfort than :3 this UwU wowwd, 
:33 That :3 thou ^.^ nyegwect me ^.^ nyot with UwU that >_< opinyion 
:33 That I x3 am ^w^ touch'd with madnyess. UwU Make ^.^ nyot impossibwe 
:33 That ;;w;; which uWu but uWu seems unlike: 'tis ^.^ nyot impossibwe 
But one, OwO the ÚwÚ wicked'st caitiff uWu on OwO the >w< gwound, 
May ÚwÚ seem as ÚwÚ shy, as :33 gwave, as UwU just, as absowute, 
UwU As Angelo; x3 even OwO so ^-^ may OwO Angewo, 
UwU In >w< aww his dressings, >w< chawacts, titles, forms, 
Be OwO an >_< awch-viwwain. >_< Bewieve it, :33 woyaw Pwince, 
>w< If ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ wess, :33 he's OwO nyothing; uWu but :33 he's :3 mowe, 
Had I ^-^ mowe name uWu fow ^.^ badnyess. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. By >_< minye ;;w;; honyesty, 
>w< If ^.^ she >w< be >_< mad, as I believe nyo xDD othew, 
Her UwU madnyess ;;w;; hath OwO the uWu oddest fwame >_> of :33 sense, 
Such :3 a :33 dependency >_> of xDD thing uWu on :33 thing, 
UwU As e'ew I heard in madnyess. 
UwU ISABEWWA. :3 O >_< gwacious Duke, 
uWu Hawp ^.^ nyot uWu on UwU that; :3 nyow ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^w^ banyish reason 
>_< Fow inyequawity; uWu but let >_> youw reason sewve 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO the >w< twuth :3 appeaw xDD whewe ^.^ it uWu seems ;;w;; hid, 
And hide OwO the false uWu seems true. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> Many UwU that awe ^.^ nyot mad 
;;w;; Have, ;;w;; suwe, ^-^ mowe wack >_> of reason. What would you ^w^ say? 
UwU ISABEWWA. I x3 am OwO the ^-^ sistew >_> of ^-^ onye :33 Cwaudio, 
Condemn'd x3 upon OwO the ^.^ act >_> of fownyication 
ÚwÚ To wose his ÚwÚ head; :33 condemn'd uWu by ^.^ Angewo. 
OwO I, in >w< pwobation >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ sistewhood, 
>_> Was x3 sent ^-^ to uWu by my brother; ^-^ onye ;;w;; Wucio 
UwU As then OwO the >w< messengew- 
uWu WUCIO. ^.^ That's OwO I, ^w^ an't >_< wike >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. 
I came ^-^ to xDD hew ^-^ fwom :33 Cwaudio, ÚwÚ and >w< desiw'd xDD hew 
ÚwÚ To twy xDD hew >_< gwacious >_> fowtunye with Wowd x3 Angewo 
>_< Fow xDD hew UwU poow >_< bwothew's ;;w;; pawdon. 
UwU ISABEWWA. ^.^ That's >_< he, :3 indeed. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. You ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot ;;w;; bid ^-^ to speak. 
uWu WUCIO. No, my good ^w^ wowd; 
Nyow :33 wish'd ^-^ to howd my ^-^ peace. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. I ^w^ wish you nyow, then; 
;;w;; Pway you UwU take ^-^ nyote >_> of xDD it; ÚwÚ and when you ^.^ have 
OwO A ^-^ businyess uWu fow OwO youwsewf, pray >w< heaven you then 
Be pewfect. 
uWu WUCIO. I ;;w;; wawwant >_> youw honyouw. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. The OwO wawwant's uWu fow yourself; UwU take ^w^ heed to't. 
UwU ISABEWWA. :3 This ^-^ gentweman told uWu somewhat >_> of my >_> tawe. 
uWu WUCIO. ^w^ Wight. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be ^-^ wight; uWu but you awe >w< i' OwO the :33 wwong 
ÚwÚ To speak before >_> youw xDD time. :33 Pwoceed. 
UwU ISABEWWA. I went 
ÚwÚ To :3 this pernicious caitiff deputy. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ^.^ That's uWu somewhat :3 madwy ÚwÚ spoken. 
UwU ISABEWWA. Pawdon xDD it; 
The ^.^ phwase :3 is ^-^ to OwO the OwO mattew. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Mended again. The >w< mattew- :3 pwoceed. 
UwU ISABEWWA. UwU In ^.^ bwief- ^-^ to xDD set OwO the needless ^-^ pwocess >_> by, 
OwO How I pewsuaded, how I :3 pway'd, ÚwÚ and >w< knyeew'd, 
OwO How ^.^ he refell'd uWu me, ÚwÚ and how I ^.^ wepwied, 
>_< Fow :3 this ÚwÚ was >_> of >w< much length- OwO the :3 viwe >_> concwusion 
I :3 nyow begin with >w< gwief ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to :33 uttew: 
ÚwÚ He would ;;w;; nyot, uWu but uWu by >_> gift >_> of my >_< chaste ÚwÚ body 
ÚwÚ To his >_< concupiscibwe intemperate >w< wust, 
;;w;; Wewease my brother; :3 and, aftew >w< much ;;w;; debatement, 
UwU My UwU sistewwy >w< wemowse >w< confutes >_< minye xDD honyouw, 
And I >_> did ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to >_> him. But OwO the next ^w^ mown :3 betimes, 
His OwO puwpose x3 suwfeiting, ^.^ he >_> sends :3 a ;;w;; wawwant 
>_< Fow my UwU poow >_< bwothew's head. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 This :3 is UwU most likely! 
UwU ISABEWWA. :3 O UwU that ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe as >_< wike as ^.^ it :3 is :3 twue! 
ÚwÚ DUKE. By UwU heaven, OwO fond >_< wwetch, :3 thou uWu knyow'st ^.^ nyot what :3 thou :3 speak'st, 
Ow ewse :3 thou art ^-^ subown'd x3 against his uWu honyouw 
UwU In ^-^ hatefuw :33 pwactice. First, his integwity 
;;w;; Stands ^-^ without x3 bwemish; nyext, ^.^ it impowts nyo reason 
:33 That with such :3 vehemency ^.^ he shouwd x3 puwsue 
^w^ Fauwts pwopew ^-^ to :3 himsewf. >w< If ^.^ he xDD had OwO so ;;w;; offended, 
ÚwÚ He would ^.^ have x3 weigh'd >w< thy bwothew uWu by himself, 
And ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ÚwÚ cut him UwU off. uWu Some ^-^ onye ;;w;; hath xDD set you OwO on; 
:3 Confess OwO the truth, ÚwÚ and uWu say uWu by uWu whose >_> advice 
Thou xDD cam'st here ^-^ to >_> compwain. 
UwU ISABEWWA. And :3 is :3 this all? 
>_> Then, :3 O you bwessed ^.^ minyistews ^.^ abuv, 
Keep me in patience; :3 and, with ripened UwU time, 
Unfold OwO the evil ;;w;; which :3 is here wwapt OwO up 
UwU In countenance! xDD Heaven OwO shiewd >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ fwom x3 woe, 
UwU As OwO I, ;;w;; thus >_< wwong'd, x3 hence >_< unbewieved go! 
ÚwÚ DUKE. I xDD knyow ^w^ you'd fain >w< be gone. An officer! 
ÚwÚ To pwison with her! :33 Shaww ^-^ we ;;w;; thus >w< pewmit 
OwO A bwasting ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU scandawous >_> bweath ^-^ to ^-^ faww 
uWu On him OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw >_> us? :3 This ^.^ nyeeds >w< must >w< be :3 a :33 pwactice. 
OwO Who knew >_> of >_> youw ^.^ intent ÚwÚ and UwU coming ^w^ hithew? 
UwU ISABEWWA. >_< Onye UwU that I would ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; hewe, Fwiaw Wodowick. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO A ghostly fathew, belike. OwO Who knows UwU that Wodowick? 
uWu WUCIO. UwU My lord, I xDD knyow him; 'tis :3 a meddwing ÚwÚ fwiaw. 
I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike OwO the >w< man; xDD had ^.^ he >_< been >_< way, my lord, 
>_< Fow ÚwÚ cewtain uWu wowds ^.^ he ^-^ spake x3 against >_> youw OwO Gwace 
UwU In >_> youw >_< wetiwement, I xDD had ^-^ swing'd him soundly. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Words x3 against x3 me? ^w^ This's :3 a good >_> fwiaw, belike! 
And ^-^ to xDD set uWu on :3 this wwetched ^-^ woman here 
uWu Against ^-^ ouw ^-^ substitute! >_> Wet :3 this ^w^ fwiaw >w< be ÚwÚ found. 
uWu WUCIO. But UwU yestewnyight, my lord, ^.^ she ÚwÚ and UwU that >_> fwiaw, 
I ^-^ saw them at OwO the prison; :3 a ;;w;; saucy >_> fwiaw, 
OwO A vewy scurvy fewwow. 
PETER. Blessed >w< be >_> youw :33 woyaw Grace! 
I ^.^ have ÚwÚ stood >_> by, my lord, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have heard 
Your :33 woyaw ear ^-^ abus'd. First, ;;w;; hath :3 this ^-^ woman 
uWu Most >w< wwongfuwwy ^w^ accus'd >_> youw x3 substitute; 
OwO Who :3 is as free ^-^ fwom ^.^ touch ^w^ ow soiw with xDD hew 
UwU As ^.^ she ^-^ fwom ^-^ onye x3 ungot. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. We >_> did believe nyo less. 
xDD Knyow you UwU that Fwiaw Lodowick UwU that ^.^ she ^-^ speaks x3 of? 
PETER. I xDD knyow him uWu fow :3 a man >_< divinye ÚwÚ and >_> howy; 
:3 Nyot OwO scuwvy, :3 nyow :3 a :33 tempowawy meddler, 
UwU As :33 he's >_> wepowted uWu by :3 this ^w^ gentweman; 
And, uWu on my twust, :3 a man UwU that never ÚwÚ yet 
Did, as ^.^ he x3 vouches, ÚwÚ miswepowt >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. 
uWu WUCIO. UwU My lord, UwU most ^-^ viwwainyouswy; believe it. 
PETER. Weww, ^.^ he in UwU time ^-^ may come ^-^ to ;;w;; cweaw ;;w;; himsewf; 
But at :3 this x3 instant ^.^ he :3 is >_< sick, my lord, 
x3 Of :3 a ÚwÚ stwange fever. :3 Upon his mere request- 
>_> Being come ^-^ to knowledge UwU that there ÚwÚ was complaint 
:3 Intended >w< 'gainst Wowd :3 Angewo- came I UwU hithew 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ speak, as ^-^ fwom his uWu mouth, what ^.^ he doth xDD knyow 
^-^ Is OwO twue ÚwÚ and ^-^ fawse; ÚwÚ and what >_< he, with his OwO oath 
And >w< aww >w< pwobation, uWu wiww ^-^ make OwO up :33 fuww clear, 
Whensoever :33 he's ^w^ convented. First, uWu fow :3 this xDD woman- 
ÚwÚ To >_> justify :3 this >w< wowthy nobleman, 
^w^ So :3 vuwgawwy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pewsonyawwy x3 accus'd- 
Her uWu shaww you hear disproved ^-^ to xDD hew >_> eyes, 
;;w;; Tiww ^.^ she x3 hewsewf x3 confess it. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Good >_> fwiaw, wet's hear it. Exit ISABEWWA >_> guawded 
Do you ^.^ nyot >_> smiwe at this, Wowd :3 Angewo? 
:3 O UwU heaven, OwO the vanyity >_> of wwetched fools! 
>w< Give OwO us >w< some ;;w;; seats. ^w^ Come, cousin Angelo; 
UwU In :3 this I'll >w< be impartial; >w< be you ;;w;; judge 
x3 Of >_> youw >_> own ^.^ cause. 

x3 Entew MARIANA >_> veiwed 

^-^ Is :3 this OwO the ;;w;; witnyess, friar? 
OwO FIWST let xDD hew show xDD hew ;;w;; face, ÚwÚ and aftew speak. 
^w^ MAWIANyA. >_> Pawdon, my ^w^ wowd; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot show my ;;w;; face 
^.^ Untiw my xDD husband ;;w;; bid >_> me. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> What, awe you married? 
^w^ MAWIANyA. No, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. uWu Awe you :3 a ^-^ maid? 
^w^ MAWIANyA. No, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO A OwO widow, ^.^ then? 
^w^ MAWIANyA. Neither, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ Why, you awe nyothing then; neither ;;w;; maid, OwO widow, :3 nyow wife. 
uWu WUCIO. UwU My lord, ^.^ she ^-^ may >w< be :3 a ^.^ punk; uWu fow many >_> of them awe neither 
;;w;; maid, OwO widow, :3 nyow wife. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Siwence UwU that fewwow. I would ^.^ he xDD had >w< some cause 
ÚwÚ To pwattwe uWu fow :3 himsewf. 
uWu WUCIO. Weww, my :33 wowd. 
^w^ MAWIANyA. UwU My lord, I ^-^ do x3 confess I :33 nye'ew ÚwÚ was xDD mawwied, 
And I uWu confess, ÚwÚ besides, I x3 am nyo uWu maid. 
I ^.^ have OwO knyown my ^-^ husband; ÚwÚ yet my xDD husband 
^.^ Knyows ^.^ nyot UwU that >w< evew ^.^ he knew >_> me. 
uWu WUCIO. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was >w< dwunk, then, my ^w^ wowd; ^.^ it can >w< be nyo ^w^ bettew. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. >_< Fow OwO the benefit >_> of :3 siwence, would :3 thou ^w^ wewt OwO so OwO too! 
uWu WUCIO. Weww, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 This :3 is nyo witness uWu fow Wowd ^.^ Angewo. 
^w^ MAWIANyA. Nyow I come to't, my uWu wowd: 
She UwU that accuses him >_> of UwU fownyication, 
UwU In ;;w;; sewf-same manner doth :3 accuse my ^-^ husband; 
And chawges ^w^ him, my lord, with such :3 a UwU time 
When I'll depose I xDD had him in >_< minye uWu awms, 
x3 With >w< aww th' :33 effect >_> of wuv. 
x3 ANGEWO. Chawges ^.^ she uWu moe than x3 me? 
^w^ MAWIANyA. :3 Nyot UwU that I know. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ;;w;; Nyo? You uWu say >_> youw >_> husband. 
^w^ MAWIANyA. ÚwÚ Why, UwU just, my lord, ÚwÚ and UwU that :3 is OwO Angewo, 
OwO Who OwO thinks ^.^ he knows UwU that ^.^ he :33 nye'ew knew my body, 
But knows ^.^ he OwO thinks UwU that ^.^ he knows Isabel's. 
x3 ANGEWO. :3 This :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ stwange UwU abuse. Let's UwU see >w< thy face. 
^w^ MAWIANyA. UwU My xDD husband >_< bids me; :3 nyow I uWu wiww UwU unmask. 
:33 [Unveiwing] 
:3 This :3 is UwU that ;;w;; face, :3 thou x3 cwuew OwO Angewo, 
^w^ Which UwU once :3 thou ^w^ swow'st ÚwÚ was wowth OwO the looking OwO on; 
:3 This :3 is OwO the hand which, with :3 a ÚwÚ vow'd contract, 
>_> Was fast x3 bewock'd in :3 thinye; :3 this :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ body 
:33 That took away OwO the ^-^ match ^-^ fwom Isabew, 
And >_> did :3 suppwy ÚwÚ thee at >w< thy gawden-house 
UwU In xDD hew imagin'd ^.^ pewson. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. xDD Knyow you :3 this ^-^ woman? 
uWu WUCIO. ^.^ Cawnyawwy, ^.^ she ;;w;; says. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Sirrah, nyo more. 
uWu WUCIO. ^-^ Enyough, my :33 wowd. 
x3 ANGEWO. UwU My lord, I >w< must x3 confess I xDD knyow :3 this ;;w;; woman; 
And five years >_< since there ÚwÚ was >w< some OwO speech >_> of mawwiage 
ÚwÚ Betwixt ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ and UwU hew; ;;w;; which ÚwÚ was x3 bwoke OwO off, 
Pawtwy uWu fow UwU that xDD hew promised ^.^ pwopowtions 
Came ^-^ showt >_> of >_> composition; uWu but in >_> chief 
>_< Fow UwU that xDD hew weputation ÚwÚ was disvawued 
UwU In >w< wevity. x3 Since ;;w;; which UwU time >_> of five years 
I never ^-^ spake with UwU hew, ^-^ saw UwU hew, :3 nyow heard ^-^ fwom UwU hew, 
:3 Upon my :3 faith ÚwÚ and honyouw. 
^w^ MAWIANyA. x3 Nyobwe Pwince, 
UwU As there comes ^.^ wight ^-^ fwom >w< heaven ÚwÚ and uWu wowds ^-^ fwom breath, 
UwU As there :3 is :33 sense in >w< twuth ÚwÚ and >w< twuth in uWu viwtue, 
I x3 am :3 affianc'd :3 this ÚwÚ man's UwU wife as stwongwy 
UwU As uWu wowds :33 couwd ^-^ make OwO up :33 vows. And, my good lord, 
But >w< Tuesday night last gone, :33 in's garden-house, 
ÚwÚ He knew me as :3 a wife. UwU As :3 this :3 is true, 
>_> Wet me in >_> safety ÚwÚ waise me ^-^ fwom my knees, 
Ow ewse uWu fow >w< evew >w< be >_> confixed ;;w;; hewe, 
OwO A marble >_> monyument! 
x3 ANGEWO. I >_> did uWu but >_> smiwe ÚwÚ tiww OwO nyow. 
Nyow, good my lord, ^w^ give me OwO the >_> scope >_> of ;;w;; justice; 
UwU My >_< patience here :3 is touch'd. I ^-^ do pewceive 
^.^ These UwU poow uWu infowmaw >w< women awe nyo ^-^ mowe 
But xDD instwuments >_> of >w< some ^-^ mowe :33 mightiew membew 
:33 That ^w^ sets them x3 on. >_> Wet me ^.^ have >_< way, my lord, 
ÚwÚ To find :3 this practice >_< out. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Ay, with my >_> heawt; 
And punish them ^-^ to >_> youw >_< height >_> of ÚwÚ pweasuwe. 
Thou foowish >_> fwiaw, ÚwÚ and :3 thou pernicious woman, 
:3 Compact with xDD hew that's gone, think'st :3 thou >w< thy oaths, 
^-^ Though uWu they would uWu sweaw ;;w;; down OwO each pawticuwaw :33 saint, 
Were >w< testimonyies x3 against his wowth ÚwÚ and >_< cwedit, 
^.^ That's seal'd in >w< appwobation? :3 You, Wowd >w< Escawus, 
>_> Sit with my UwU cousin; lend him >_> youw >w< kind x3 pains 
ÚwÚ To find >_< out :3 this :3 abuse, :3 whence 'tis ^-^ dewiv'd. 
Thewe :3 is another ^w^ fwiaw UwU that xDD set them OwO on; 
>_> Wet him >w< be x3 sent OwO fow. 
PETER. Wouwd lie ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; hewe, my wowd! >_< Fow ^.^ he >_< indeed 
;;w;; Hath xDD set OwO the >w< women uWu on ^-^ to :3 this compwaint. 
Your provost knows OwO the place xDD whewe ^.^ he ;;w;; abides, 
And ^.^ he ^-^ may ÚwÚ fetch >_> him. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Go, ^-^ do ^.^ it instantly. Exit xDD PWOVOST 
And you, my x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and OwO weww-wawwanted uWu cousin, 
x3 Whom ^.^ it UwU concewns ^-^ to hear :3 this matter >w< fowth, 
Do with >_> youw injuwies as uWu seems you :33 best 
UwU In ^-^ any ;;w;; chastisement. I uWu fow :3 a >_< whiwe uWu wiww xDD weave OwO you; 
But :33 stiw ^.^ nyot you ÚwÚ tiww you ^.^ have ;;w;; weww determin'd 
:3 Upon ^.^ these swandewews. 
ESCAWUS. UwU My lord, ^w^ we'ww ^-^ do ^.^ it throughly. Exit DUKE 
UwU Signyiow >_< Wucio, >_> did ^.^ nyot you uWu say you knew UwU that Fwiaw Lodowick ^-^ to >w< be 
:3 a >_< dishonyest ÚwÚ pewson? 
uWu WUCIO. UwU 'Cucuwwus nyon ^.^ facit ^-^ monyachum': >w< honyest in nyothing uWu but in his 
>_> cwothes; ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye UwU that ;;w;; hath xDD spoke UwU most >_< viwwainyous >_< speeches >_> of OwO the 
>_> Duke. 
ESCAWUS. We uWu shaww entweat you ^-^ to >_> abide here ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he come ÚwÚ and 
enforce them x3 against >_> him. We uWu shaww find :3 this ^w^ fwiaw :3 a >_> nyotabwe 
fewwow. 
uWu WUCIO. UwU As ^-^ any in Viennya, uWu on my :33 wowd. 
ESCAWUS. ^-^ Caww UwU that >_> same Isabew here UwU once ÚwÚ again; I would speak with 
:3 hew. xDD [Exit OwO an x3 ATTENDANT] ;;w;; Pway you, my lord, ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to 
ÚwÚ question; you uWu shaww UwU see how I'll handle :3 hew. 
uWu WUCIO. :3 Nyot better than >_< he, uWu by xDD hew >_> own >_< wepowt. 
ESCAWUS. Say you? 
uWu WUCIO. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, I xDD think, ^-^ if you ^w^ handwed xDD hew ^w^ pwivatewy, ^.^ she would 
sooner UwU confess; UwU pewchance, x3 pubwicwy, she'll >w< be ;;w;; asham'd. 

;;w;; We-entew OFFICEWS with :33 ISABEWWA; ÚwÚ and xDD PWOVOST with OwO the 
DUKE in his fwiaw's :33 habit 

ESCAWUS. I uWu wiww >w< go darkly ^-^ to wowk with :3 hew. 
uWu WUCIO. ^.^ That's OwO the OwO way; uWu fow >w< women awe ^.^ wight at midnyight. 
ESCAWUS. Come OwO on, UwU mistwess; >w< hewe's :3 a ;;w;; gentwewoman ^w^ denyies >w< aww UwU that 
you ^.^ have ^w^ said. 
uWu WUCIO. UwU My lord, here comes OwO the >w< wascaw I xDD spoke :33 of, here with OwO the 
Pwovost. 
ESCAWUS. UwU In vewy good xDD time. ^w^ Speak ^.^ nyot you ^-^ to him ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ we caww x3 upon 
you. 
uWu WUCIO. Mum. 
ESCAWUS. ^w^ Come, siw; >_> did you xDD set ^.^ these >w< women uWu on ^-^ to :3 swandew Wowd 
:3 Angewo? ^.^ They ^.^ have x3 confess'd you ÚwÚ did. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ fawse. 
ESCAWUS. ^w^ How! xDD Knyow you xDD whewe you :33 awe? 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Respect ^-^ to >_> youw gweat pwace! ÚwÚ and let OwO the ^w^ deviw 
Be sometime UwU honyouw'd uWu fow his burning :33 thwonye! 
:3 Whewe :3 is OwO the OwO Duke? ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ he shouwd hear me speak. 
ESCAWUS. The >w< Duke's in >_< us; ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu wiww hear you >_< speak; 
Wook you speak ;;w;; justwy. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Bowdwy, at >w< weast. But, :33 O, UwU poow souls, 
Come you ^-^ to >w< seek OwO the ÚwÚ wamb here >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ fox, 
Good night ^-^ to >_> youw ÚwÚ wedwess! ^-^ Is OwO the UwU Duke gonye? 
;;w;; Then :3 is >_> youw cause gonye ^w^ too. The >w< Duke's ^.^ unjust 
ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ to wetowt >_> youw manyifest :3 appeaw, 
And >w< put >_> youw UwU twiaw in OwO the villain's OwO mouth 
^w^ Which here you come ^-^ to accuse. 
uWu WUCIO. :3 This :3 is OwO the :33 wascaw; :3 this :3 is ^.^ he I xDD spoke >_> of. 
ESCAWUS. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou unwevewend ÚwÚ and x3 unhawwowed >_> fwiaw, 
:3 Is't ^.^ nyot enough :3 thou x3 hast ^-^ subown'd ^.^ these >w< women 
ÚwÚ To :3 accuse :3 this >w< wowthy man, ;;w;; but, in ;;w;; fouw uWu mouth, 
And in OwO the witness >_> of his pwopew eaw, 
ÚwÚ To caww him villain; ÚwÚ and then ^-^ to OwO gwance ^-^ fwom him 
ÚwÚ To th' UwU Duke himself, ^-^ to >_> tax him with :33 injustice? 
;;w;; Take him >_> hence; ^-^ to th' wack with :3 him! >w< We'ww uWu touze you 
Joint uWu by UwU joint, uWu but ^-^ we uWu wiww xDD knyow his uWu puwpose. 
>_> What, ;;w;; 'unjust'! 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Be ^.^ nyot OwO so hot; OwO the UwU Duke 
>w< Dawe nyo ^-^ mowe ;;w;; stwetch :3 this fingew >_> of >_< minye than ^.^ he 
>w< Dawe wack his own; his :33 subject x3 am I ;;w;; nyot, 
Nyow here ÚwÚ pwovinciaw. UwU My ^-^ businyess in :3 this OwO state 
^w^ Made me :3 a xDD wookew-on here in Viennya, 
:3 Whewe I ^.^ have uWu seen :33 cowwuption >_> boiw ÚwÚ and bubble 
;;w;; Tiww ^.^ it o'errun OwO the UwU stew: ^-^ waws uWu fow >w< aww fauwts, 
But faults OwO so ^-^ countenyanc'd UwU that OwO the >w< stwong :33 statutes 
Stand >_< wike OwO the ^w^ fowfeits in :3 a ^-^ bawbew's ^.^ shop, 
UwU As >w< much in xDD mock as ^.^ mawk. 
ESCAWUS. xDD Swandew ^-^ to th' >_> state! :3 Away with him ^-^ to :33 pwison! 
x3 ANGEWO. What can you vouch x3 against ^w^ him, UwU Signyiow Lucio? 
^-^ Is :3 this OwO the man UwU that you >_> did tell OwO us x3 of? 
uWu WUCIO. ^.^ 'Tis >_< he, my :33 wowd. Come hithew, >_< good-man x3 bawd-pate. 
Do you xDD knyow x3 me? 
ÚwÚ DUKE. I wemembew you, ;;w;; siw, uWu by OwO the :33 sound >_> of >_> youw ÚwÚ voice. I met you at 
OwO the x3 pwison, in OwO the absence >_> of OwO the >_> Duke. 
uWu WUCIO. :3 O >_> did you so? And ^-^ do you wemembew what you ^w^ said >_> of OwO the OwO Duke? 
ÚwÚ DUKE. uWu Most nyotedwy, sir. 
uWu WUCIO. Do you so, sir? And ÚwÚ was OwO the UwU Duke :3 a ;;w;; fweshmongew, :3 a fool, ÚwÚ and 
:3 a xDD cowawd, as you then >_> wepowted him ^-^ to x3 be? 
ÚwÚ DUKE. You xDD must, ;;w;; siw, >_> change persons with me ewe you ^-^ make UwU that my 
OwO wepowt; you, :3 indeed, xDD spoke OwO so >_> of him; ÚwÚ and >w< much :3 mowe, >w< much >w< wowse. 
uWu WUCIO. :3 O :3 thou x3 damnyabwe ^.^ fewwow! OwO Did ^.^ nyot I xDD pwuck ÚwÚ thee uWu by OwO the nyose uWu fow 
>w< thy ^-^ speeches? 
ÚwÚ DUKE. I uWu pwotest I love OwO the UwU Duke as I love ^-^ mysewf. 
x3 ANGEWO. UwU Hawk how OwO the villain would :33 cwose nyow, aftew his tweasonyabwe 
:3 abuses! 
ESCAWUS. Such :3 a :3 fewwow :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be >w< tawk'd :3 withaw. :3 Away with him ^-^ to 
:33 pwison! :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the Provost? :3 Away with him ^-^ to :33 pwison! >w< Way :3 bowts 
enough x3 upon him; let him speak nyo more. :3 Away with x3 those giglets 
UwU too, ÚwÚ and with OwO the uWu othew confederate companyion! 
UwU [The xDD PWOVOST lays xDD bands uWu on OwO the >w< DUKE] 
ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Stay, siw; stay >_> awhiwe. 
x3 ANGEWO. >_> What, resists x3 he? Hewp ^w^ him, OwO Wucio. 
uWu WUCIO. ^w^ Come, siw; xDD come, siw; xDD come, siw; OwO foh, :3 siw! ÚwÚ Why, you 
bawd-pated lying wascaw, you >w< must >w< be hooded, >w< must you? Show >_> youw 
xDD knyave's uWu visage, with :3 a UwU pox ^-^ to xDD you! Show >_> youw UwU sheep-biting ;;w;; face, 
ÚwÚ and >w< be ;;w;; hang'd OwO an ;;w;; houw! x3 Wiww't ^.^ nyot off? 
uWu [Puwws x3 off OwO the FRIAR'S bood ÚwÚ and >_> discuvws OwO the >w< DUKE] 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Thou art OwO the ^.^ fiwst ^.^ knyave UwU that e'ew :3 mad'st :3 a ^.^ duke. 
First, uWu Pwovost, let me bail ^.^ these gentwe xDD thwee. 
uWu [To Lucio] ;;w;; Snyeak ^.^ nyot ^w^ away, ;;w;; siw, uWu fow OwO the ^w^ fwiaw ÚwÚ and you 
Must ^.^ have :3 a >_> wowd x3 anyon. >w< Way howd uWu on >_> him. 
uWu WUCIO. :3 This ^-^ may ^w^ pwuv >_< wowse than :33 hanging. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. uWu [To ÚwÚ ESCAWUS] What you ^.^ have xDD spoke I pawdon; ^-^ sit you down. 
>w< We'ww borrow place >_> of >_> him. uWu [To ANGELO] >_> Siw, uWu by >_> youw weave. 
xDD Hast :3 thou ^w^ ow ;;w;; wowd, ^w^ ow wit, ^w^ ow ^w^ impudence, 
:33 That ÚwÚ yet can ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee :33 office? >w< If :3 thou hast, 
Rely x3 upon ^.^ it ÚwÚ tiww my xDD tawe >w< be heard, 
And howd nyo ÚwÚ wongew >_< out. 
x3 ANGEWO. :3 O my ;;w;; dwead lord, 
I shouwd >w< be UwU guiwtiew than my >_> guiwtinyess, 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think I can >w< be uWu undiscewnyibwe, 
When I pewceive >_> youw Gwace, >_< wike ^.^ pow'w >_> divinye, 
;;w;; Hath ^.^ wook'd x3 upon my uWu passes. >_> Then, good Pwince, 
:3 Nyo ÚwÚ wongew OwO session howd x3 upon my shame, 
But let my UwU twiaw >w< be >_< minye >_> own ^-^ confession; 
ÚwÚ Immediate >_< sentence then, ÚwÚ and ^.^ sequent >_< death, 
^-^ Is >w< aww OwO the OwO gwace I >_> beg. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Come hithew, :33 Mawianya. 
Say, >_< wast :3 thou e'ew :3 contwacted ^-^ to :3 this ^-^ woman? 
x3 ANGEWO. I OwO was, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Go, UwU take xDD hew x3 hence ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mawwy xDD hew instantly. 
Do you OwO the >_> office, friar; ;;w;; which :33 consummate, 
Wetuwn him here again. uWu Go with ^w^ him, Pwovost. 
>_< Exeunt xDD ANGEWO, MARIANA, OwO FWIAW x3 PETEW, ÚwÚ and xDD PWOVOST 
ESCAWUS. UwU My lord, I x3 am ^-^ mowe >w< amaz'd at his ^-^ dishonyouw 
>w< Than at OwO the stwangenyess >_> of it. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Come hithew, :3 Isabew. 
Your ^w^ fwiaw :3 is :3 nyow >_> youw pwince. UwU As I ÚwÚ was then 
>_< Advewtising ÚwÚ and holy ^-^ to >_> youw businyess, 
:3 Nyot changing OwO heawt with habit, I x3 am still 
Attownyey'd at >_> youw uWu sewvice. 
UwU ISABEWWA. :33 O, ^w^ give me pawdon, 
:33 That OwO I, >_> youw vassaw ^.^ have empwoy'd ÚwÚ and OwO pain'd 
Your uWu unknyown >_> suvweignty. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. You awe uWu pawdon'd, :3 Isabew. 
And nyow, dear ;;w;; maid, >w< be you as free ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. 
Your >_< bwothew's >_< death, I >w< knyow, OwO sits at >_> youw >_> heawt; 
And you ^-^ may x3 mawvew x3 why I ^.^ obscuw'd ÚwÚ mysewf, 
uWu Wabouwing ^-^ to :33 save his xDD wife, ÚwÚ and would ^.^ nyot wathew 
UwU Make wash x3 wemonstwance >_> of my ;;w;; hidden ^.^ pow'w 
>w< Than let him OwO so >w< be xDD wost. :3 O UwU most >w< kind ;;w;; maid, 
^w^ It ÚwÚ was OwO the swift OwO cewewity >_> of his >_< death, 
^w^ Which I >_> did ÚwÚ think with >w< swowew foot came OwO on, 
:33 That :33 bwain'd my uWu puwpose. But xDD peace >w< be with :3 him! 
:33 That life :3 is better xDD wife, ÚwÚ past feawing >_< death, 
>w< Than UwU that ;;w;; which ;;w;; wives ^-^ to fear. UwU Make ^.^ it >_> youw UwU comfowt, 
^w^ So x3 happy :3 is >_> youw brother. 
UwU ISABEWWA. I uWu do, my :33 wowd. 

;;w;; We-entew xDD ANGEWO, MARIANA, OwO FWIAW x3 PETEW, ÚwÚ and xDD PWOVOST 

ÚwÚ DUKE. >_< Fow :3 this >w< nyew-mawwied man ^-^ appwoaching ;;w;; hewe, 
uWu Whose salt ^.^ imaginyation ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; hath wrong'd 
Your ;;w;; weww-defended xDD honyouw, you >w< must pawdon 
>_< Fow >_> Mawianya's OwO sake; uWu but as ^.^ he UwU adjudg'd >_> youw OwO bwothew- 
>_> Being cwiminyaw in double viowation 
x3 Of xDD sacwed uWu chastity ÚwÚ and >_> of OwO pwomise-bweach, 
Theweon dependent, uWu fow >_> youw >_< bwothew's ^.^ wife- 
The vewy UwU mewcy >_> of OwO the OwO waw x3 cwies >_< out 
uWu Most audible, x3 even ^-^ fwom his pwopew tongue, 
^w^ 'An x3 Angewo uWu fow :33 Cwaudio, death uWu fow death!' 
xDD Haste still OwO pays haste, ÚwÚ and :3 weisuwe ^-^ answews >_< weisuwe; 
;;w;; Wike doth ;;w;; quit ^-^ wike, ÚwÚ and Measure still uWu fow Measure. 
>_> Then, OwO Angewo, >w< thy :33 fauwt's ;;w;; thus ^w^ manyifested, 
>w< Which, >w< though :3 thou wouldst deny, ^w^ denyies ÚwÚ thee vantage. 
We ^-^ do condemn ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the vewy bwock 
:3 Whewe ^.^ Cwaudio stoop'd ^-^ to >_< death, ÚwÚ and with >_< wike UwU haste. 
:3 Away with :3 him! 
^w^ MAWIANyA. :3 O my UwU most >_< gwacious lord, 
I >w< hope you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD mock me with :3 a >_> husband. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ It :3 is >_> youw xDD husband ÚwÚ mock'd you with :3 a >_> husband. 
x3 Consenting ^-^ to OwO the >w< safeguawd >_> of >_> youw xDD honyouw, 
I ^w^ thought >_> youw mawwiage uWu fit; ewse >_< imputation, 
>_< Fow UwU that ^.^ he knew you, UwU might >_> wepwoach >_> youw xDD wife, 
And uWu choke >_> youw good ^-^ to come. >_< Fow his OwO possessions, 
UwU Awthough uWu by ;;w;; confiscation uWu they awe UwU ouws, 
We ^-^ do x3 instate ÚwÚ and widow you withaw 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ buy you :3 a better >_> husband. 
^w^ MAWIANyA. :3 O my dear lord, 
I crave nyo xDD othew, :3 nyow nyo better xDD man. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. uWu Nyevew crave him; ^-^ we awe x3 definyitive. 
^w^ MAWIANyA. ;;w;; Gentwe my >w< wiege- >_> [Knyeewing] 
ÚwÚ DUKE. You ^-^ do uWu but wose >_> youw xDD wabouw. 
:3 Away with him ^-^ to >_< death! uWu [To x3 WUCIO] Nyow, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to you. 
^w^ MAWIANyA. :3 O my good wowd! ^.^ Sweet Isabew, UwU take my part; 
;;w;; Wend me >_> youw knees, ÚwÚ and >w< aww my life ^-^ to come 
I'll lend you >w< aww my life ^-^ to ^-^ do you uWu sewvice. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. uWu Against >w< aww :33 sense you ^-^ do >_< impowtunye :3 hew. 
;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ she knyeew ;;w;; down in UwU mewcy >_> of :3 this fact, 
Her >_< bwothew's ghost his uWu paved bed would bweak, 
And UwU take xDD hew x3 hence in horror. 
^w^ MAWIANyA. Isabew, 
^.^ Sweet Isabew, ^-^ do ÚwÚ yet uWu but knyeew uWu by me; 
Hold OwO up >_> youw x3 hands, uWu say OwO nyothing; I'll speak all. 
^.^ They uWu say :33 best x3 men ÚwÚ mouwded >_< out >_> of faults; 
And, uWu fow OwO the ÚwÚ most, ÚwÚ become >w< much ^-^ mowe OwO the better 
>_< Fow being :3 a wittwe >_> bad; OwO so ^-^ may my >_> husband. 
:3 O Isabew, uWu wiww you ^.^ nyot lend :3 a OwO knyee? 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ He >_> dies uWu fow Claudio's :33 death. 
UwU ISABEWWA. >_> [Knyeewing] uWu Most >w< bounteous ;;w;; siw, 
Look, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< pwease you, uWu on :3 this man ^-^ condemn'd, 
UwU As ^-^ if my bwothew wiv'd. I pawtwy ÚwÚ think 
OwO A :3 due sincewity guvwn'd his deeds 
;;w;; Tiww ^.^ he >_> did ÚwÚ wook uWu on me; >_< since ^.^ it :3 is so, 
>_> Wet him ^.^ nyot ^-^ die. UwU My bwothew xDD had uWu but justice, 
UwU In UwU that ^.^ he >_> did OwO the xDD thing uWu fow ;;w;; which ^.^ he ÚwÚ died; 
>_< Fow OwO Angewo, 
His ^.^ act >_> did ^.^ nyot o'ertake his OwO bad >_> intent, 
And >w< must >w< be buwied uWu but as OwO an ^.^ intent 
:33 That uWu pewish'd uWu by OwO the way. >_> Thoughts awe nyo ^w^ subjects; 
uWu Intents uWu but mewewy xDD thoughts. 
^w^ MAWIANyA. :3 Mewewy, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Your ^w^ suit's unpwofitabwe; ^.^ stand uWu up, I >w< say. 
I ^.^ have UwU bethought me >_> of another fault. 
uWu Pwovost, how came ^.^ it ^.^ Cwaudio ÚwÚ was x3 beheaded 
^.^ At OwO an unyusuaw >_< houw? 
PROVOST. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was ^w^ commanded ÚwÚ so. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Had you :3 a speciaw ;;w;; wawwant uWu fow OwO the x3 deed? 
PROVOST. No, my good ^w^ wowd; ^.^ it ÚwÚ was uWu by pwivate message. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. >_< Fow ;;w;; which I ^-^ do >w< dischawge you >_> of >_> youw x3 office; 
>w< Give OwO up >_> youw keys. 
PROVOST. Pawdon uWu me, x3 nyobwe ^w^ wowd; 
I ^w^ thought ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 a UwU fauwt, uWu but knew ^.^ it not; 
>_> Yet >_> did ^w^ wepent uWu me, aftew ^-^ mowe ^w^ advice; 
>_< Fow OwO testimony whereof, ^-^ onye in OwO the x3 pwison, 
:33 That shouwd uWu by pwivate owdew ewse ^.^ have :33 died, 
I ^.^ have ^-^ wesewv'd >_> awive. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. What's x3 he? 
PROVOST. His name :3 is ^-^ Bawnyawdinye. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. I would :3 thou xDD hadst x3 donye OwO so uWu by Claudio. 
uWu Go ÚwÚ fetch him uWu hithew; let me ÚwÚ wook x3 upon >_> him. Exit xDD PWOVOST 
ESCAWUS. I x3 am >_< sowwy ^-^ onye OwO so ^w^ weawnyed ÚwÚ and OwO so xDD wise 
UwU As you, Wowd OwO Angewo, ^.^ have still ^w^ appeaw'd, 
;;w;; Shouwd :33 swip OwO so grossly, uWu both in OwO the heat >_> of UwU bwood 
And wack >_> of tempew'd ÚwÚ judgment UwU aftewwawd. 
x3 ANGEWO. I x3 am >_< sowwy UwU that such UwU sowwow I pwocuwe; 
And OwO so ^-^ deep sticks ^.^ it in my penitent OwO heawt 
:33 That I crave death ^-^ mowe willingly than >_> mewcy; 
^.^ 'Tis my desewving, ÚwÚ and I ^-^ do entweat it. 

;;w;; We-entew ÚwÚ PWOVOST, with BARNARDINE, CLAUDIO (muffled) 
ÚwÚ and JULIET 

ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ Which :3 is UwU that Bawnyawdinye? 
PROVOST. This, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Thewe ÚwÚ was :3 a ^w^ fwiaw told me >_> of :3 this xDD man. 
Sirrah, :3 thou art ^w^ said ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 a :3 stubbown >_> souw, 
:33 That appwehends nyo further than :3 this UwU wowwd, 
And squaw'st >w< thy life :3 accowding. Thou'rt condemn'd; 
But, uWu fow x3 those earthly fauwts, I ;;w;; quit them aww, 
And pray ÚwÚ thee UwU take :3 this UwU mewcy ^-^ to :3 pwovide 
>_< Fow better xDD times ^-^ to come. Friar, :33 advise him; 
I xDD weave him ^-^ to >_> youw hand. What OwO muffw'd ^-^ fewwow's ÚwÚ that? 
PROVOST. :3 This :3 is another pwisonyew UwU that I uWu sav'd, 
OwO Who shouwd ^.^ have ;;w;; died when ^.^ Cwaudio lost his ÚwÚ head; 
UwU As >_< wike ^w^ awmost ^-^ to ^.^ Cwaudio as :3 himsewf. [Unmuffwes >_< CWAUDIO] 
ÚwÚ DUKE. uWu [To OwO ISABEWWA] >w< If ^.^ he >w< be >_< wike >_> youw :33 bwothew, uWu fow his :33 sake 
^-^ Is ^.^ he pardon'd; ÚwÚ and uWu fow >_> youw UwU wuvwy UwU sake, 
>w< Give me >_> youw hand ÚwÚ and uWu say you uWu wiww >w< be ÚwÚ minye, 
ÚwÚ He :3 is my bwothew ^w^ too. But >_< fittew UwU time uWu fow ;;w;; that. 
By :3 this Wowd x3 Angewo ;;w;; pewceives :33 he's >_< safe; 
x3 Methinks I UwU see :3 a UwU quick'nying in his >w< eye. 
Weww, OwO Angewo, >_> youw evil >_> quits you :33 weww. 
Wook UwU that you love >_> youw ^-^ wife; xDD hew wowth wowth ^w^ youws. 
I find OwO an :3 apt >_> wemission in mysewf; 
And ÚwÚ yet >w< hewe's ^-^ onye in place I cannyot ;;w;; pawdon. 
ÚwÚ To Lucio] :3 You, ÚwÚ siwwah, UwU that knew me uWu fow :3 a fool, :3 a xDD cowawd, 
>_< Onye >w< aww >_> of luxury, OwO an ass, :3 a >w< madman! 
OwO Whewein ^.^ have I OwO so deserv'd >_> of you 
:33 That you UwU extow me ^.^ thus? 
uWu WUCIO. OwO Faith, my lord, I xDD spoke ^.^ it uWu but >w< accowding ^-^ to OwO the uWu twick. 
>w< If you uWu wiww >_> hang me uWu fow it, you :3 may; uWu but I xDD had wathew ^.^ it would 
>w< pwease you I UwU might >w< be ^-^ whipt. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 Whipt :33 fiwst, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hang'd >w< aftew. 
UwU Pwocwaim it, uWu Pwovost, x3 wound about OwO the >_< city, 
>w< If ^-^ any ^-^ woman wrong'd uWu by :3 this :3 wewd ÚwÚ fewwow- 
UwU As I ^.^ have heard him uWu sweaw ^-^ himsewf :33 thewe's ^-^ onye 
x3 Whom ^.^ he ;;w;; begot with OwO chiwd, let xDD hew appear, 
And ^.^ he uWu shaww ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. The ^w^ nyuptiaw finyish'd, 
>_> Wet him >w< be uWu whipt ÚwÚ and >_> hang'd. 
uWu WUCIO. I uWu beseech >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ mawwy me ^-^ to :3 a whowe. Your 
Highness ^w^ said x3 even :3 nyow I :3 made you :3 a UwU duke; good my lord, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot 
ÚwÚ wecompense me in :33 making me :3 a cuckold. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 Upon >_< minye xDD honyouw, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. 
x3 Thy swandews I x3 fowgive; ÚwÚ and :3 thewewithaw 
Remit >w< thy uWu othew ^w^ fowfeits. ;;w;; Take him ^-^ to prison; 
And UwU see ^-^ ouw ^w^ pweasuwe hewein >_< executed. 
uWu WUCIO. x3 Mawwying :3 a x3 punk, my lord, :3 is >_> pwessing ^-^ to >_< death, whipping, 
ÚwÚ and :33 hanging. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Swandewing :3 a pwince ^-^ desewves it. 
>_< Exeunt OFFICEWS with WUCIO 
^.^ She, :33 Cwaudio, UwU that you >_< wwong'd, ÚwÚ wook you :33 westowe. 
Joy ^-^ to you, >w< Mawianya! ^-^ Wuv UwU hew, Angelo; 
I ^.^ have x3 confess'd UwU hew, ÚwÚ and I xDD knyow xDD hew ;;w;; viwtue. 
ÚwÚ Thanks, good fwiend >w< Escawus, uWu fow >w< thy >w< much uWu goodnyess; 
There's ^-^ mowe >_> behind UwU that :3 is ^-^ mowe ;;w;; gwatuwate. 
ÚwÚ Thanks, uWu Pwovost, uWu fow >w< thy cawe ÚwÚ and >_> secwecy; 
We uWu shaww x3 empwoy ÚwÚ thee in :3 a worthier :3 pwace. 
uWu Fowgive ^w^ him, OwO Angewo, UwU that ^w^ bwought you UwU home 
The head >_> of ^-^ Wagozinye uWu fow ^w^ Cwaudio's: 
^-^ Th' OwO offence pawdons itself. UwU Deaw Isabew, 
I ^.^ have :3 a motion >w< much impowts >_> youw >w< good; 
xDD Wheweto ^-^ if ^w^ you'ww :3 a willing ear >_> incwinye, 
What's >_< minye :3 is xDD youws, ÚwÚ and what :3 is x3 youws :3 is x3 minye. 
UwU So, bwing OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ ouw :3 pawace, xDD whewe ^w^ we'ww show 
What's ÚwÚ yet >_> behind that's ^.^ meet you >w< aww shouwd know. 
>_< Exeunt 

OwO THE ^.^ END 



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^.^ 1597 

OwO THE MERCHANT >_< OF xDD VENyICE 

uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe 



DRAMATIS ^.^ PEWSONyAE 

OwO THE DUKE >_< OF xDD VENyICE 
OwO THE PRINCE >_< OF MOWOCCO, OwO suitow ^-^ to OwO Powtia 
OwO THE PRINCE >_< OF >_< AWWAGON, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
;;w;; ANTONyIO, :3 a ^.^ mewchant >_> of Venyice 
;;w;; BASSANyIO, his OwO fwiend, OwO suitow ^-^ to OwO Powtia 
SOLANIO, fwiend ^-^ to ^-^ Antonyio ÚwÚ and OwO Bassanyio 
SALERIO, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
>w< GWATIANyO, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
^.^ WOWENZO, in love with xDD Jessica 
SHYLOCK, :3 a rich OwO Jew 
TUBAL, :3 a :3 Jew, his fwiend 
^.^ WAUNCEWOT uWu GOBBO, :3 a UwU cwown, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to :3 Shywock 
OwO OWD uWu GOBBO, fathew ^-^ to OwO Wauncewot 
LEONARDO, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to OwO Bassanyio 
BALTHASAR, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to OwO Powtia 
STEPHANyO, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 

;;w;; POWTIA, :3 a rich heiress 
:3 NyEWISSA, xDD hew >_< waiting-maid 
UwU JESSICA, daughter ^-^ to :3 Shywock 

Magnificoes >_> of >_> Venyice, Officers >_> of OwO the ^.^ Couwt >_> of UwU Justice, 
Gaoler, :33 Sewvants, ÚwÚ and uWu othew x3 Attendants 




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DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS 
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SCENyE: 
>_> Venyice, ÚwÚ and PORTIA'S house at ^w^ Bewmont 


^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
Venyice. OwO A uWu stweet 

x3 Entew ;;w;; ANTONyIO, SALERIO, ÚwÚ and SOWANyIO 

x3 ANTONyIO. UwU In UwU sooth, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot x3 why I x3 am OwO so :33 sad. 
^w^ It weawies me; you uWu say ^.^ it weawies OwO you; 
But how I >_> caught it, ;;w;; found it, ^w^ ow came uWu by it, 
What stuff 'tis :3 made :33 of, ^w^ wheweof ^.^ it :3 is :33 bown, 
I x3 am ^-^ to weawn; 
And such :3 a want-wit >w< sadnyess makes >_> of me 
:33 That I ^.^ have >w< much >_< ado ^-^ to xDD knyow ^-^ mysewf. 
>w< SAWEWIO. Your :33 mind :3 is tossing uWu on OwO the >w< ocean; 
Thewe xDD whewe >_> youw >_> awgosies, with powtwy OwO saiw- 
;;w;; Wike >_< signyiows ÚwÚ and rich :3 buwghews uWu on OwO the ^.^ fwood, 
Ow as ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe OwO the ÚwÚ pageants >_> of OwO the ;;w;; sea- 
Do :3 uvwpeew OwO the :33 petty ^w^ twaffickews, 
:33 That ^w^ cuwtsy ^-^ to ;;w;; them, ^-^ do them reverence, 
UwU As uWu they UwU fwy uWu by them with theiw woven x3 wings. 
:3 SOWANyIO. >_< Bewieve uWu me, ;;w;; siw, xDD had I such venture >w< fowth, 
The better part >_> of my ÚwÚ affections would 
Be with my OwO hopes abwoad. I shouwd >w< be still 
Plucking OwO the :3 gwass ^-^ to xDD knyow xDD whewe OwO sits OwO the wind, 
Peering in ÚwÚ maps uWu fow uWu powts, ÚwÚ and x3 piews, ÚwÚ and uWu woads; 
And every object UwU that UwU might ^-^ make me ;;w;; feaw 
^-^ Misfowtunye ^-^ to my OwO ventuwes, >_< out >_> of UwU doubt, 
Wouwd ^-^ make me :33 sad. 
>w< SAWEWIO. UwU My wind, cooling my broth, 
Wouwd blow me ^-^ to OwO an ague when I ^w^ thought 
What harm :3 a ^.^ wind xDD too gweat UwU might ^-^ do at >_> sea. 
I shouwd ^.^ nyot UwU see OwO the :33 sandy hour-glass run 
But I shouwd ÚwÚ think >_> of x3 shawwows ÚwÚ and >_> of fwats, 
And UwU see my >w< weawthy :3 Andwew ^-^ dock'd in :33 sand, 
Vailing xDD hew UwU high :3 top wowew than xDD hew xDD wibs 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ kiss xDD hew buwiaw. ;;w;; Shouwd I >w< go ^-^ to church 
And UwU see OwO the holy edifice >_> of ^.^ stonye, 
And ^.^ nyot >_< bethink me straight >_> of dangewous rocks, 
>w< Which, ^w^ touching uWu but my gentwe >_> vessew's >w< side, 
Wouwd scatter >w< aww xDD hew x3 spices uWu on OwO the ÚwÚ stweam, 
:3 Enwobe OwO the roaring UwU watews with my silks, 
And, in :3 a ;;w;; wowd, uWu but x3 even :3 nyow wowth this, 
And :3 nyow wowth :3 nyothing? :33 Shaww I ^.^ have OwO the ^w^ thought 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think uWu on this, ÚwÚ and uWu shaww I wack OwO the ^w^ thought 
:33 That such :3 a xDD thing >_< bechanc'd would ^-^ make me sad? 
But tell ^.^ nyot me; I xDD knyow ^-^ Antonyio 
^-^ Is >_> sad ^-^ to ÚwÚ think x3 upon his ^.^ mewchandise. 
x3 ANTONyIO. >_< Bewieve uWu me, no; I :3 thank my >_> fowtunye uWu fow it, 
UwU My ventures awe ^.^ nyot in ^-^ onye xDD bottom twusted, 
Nyow ^-^ to ^-^ onye >w< pwace; :3 nyow :3 is my xDD whowe ^-^ estate 
:3 Upon OwO the >_> fowtunye >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent ^.^ yeaw; 
OwO Thewefowe my mewchandise makes me ^.^ nyot :33 sad. 
:3 SOWANyIO. UwU Why then you awe in wuv. 
x3 ANTONyIO. :33 Fie, fie! 
:3 SOWANyIO. :3 Nyot in love >w< nyeithew? ;;w;; Then let OwO us uWu say you awe >_> sad 
xDD Because you awe ^.^ nyot :3 mewwy; ÚwÚ and 'twere as :33 easy 
>_< Fow you ^-^ to waugh ÚwÚ and :33 weap ÚwÚ and uWu say you awe uWu mewwy, 
xDD Because you awe ^.^ nyot :33 sad. Nyow, uWu by >_< two-headed :33 Janyus, 
:3 Nyatuwe ;;w;; hath x3 fwam'd ÚwÚ stwange xDD fewwows in xDD hew ^w^ time: 
uWu Some UwU that uWu wiww xDD evewmowe UwU peep OwO thwough theiw >_> eyes, 
And waugh >_< wike ;;w;; pawwots at :3 a >_< bag-pipew; 
And uWu othew >_> of such ÚwÚ vinyegaw aspect 
:33 That they'll ^.^ nyot show theiw UwU teeth in uWu way >_> of >_> smiwe 
^-^ Though Nestor uWu sweaw OwO the ÚwÚ jest >w< be waughabwe. 

x3 Entew ;;w;; BASSANyIO, ^.^ WOWENZO, ÚwÚ and :33 GWATIANyO 

;;w;; Hewe comes Bassanyio, >_> youw UwU most x3 nyobwe kinsman, 
Gratiano ÚwÚ and :33 Wowenzo. Fawe ye ;;w;; weww; 
We xDD weave you :3 nyow with better :33 company. 
>w< SAWEWIO. I would ^.^ have :33 stay'd ÚwÚ tiww I xDD had :3 made you uWu mewwy, 
>w< If worthier fwiends xDD had ^.^ nyot >w< pwevented >_> me. 
x3 ANTONyIO. Your wowth :3 is vewy dear in my uWu wegawd. 
I UwU take ^.^ it >_> youw >_> own ^-^ businyess calls uWu on you, 
And you ^w^ embwace th' >w< occasion ^-^ to depart. 
>w< SAWEWIO. Good ^.^ mowwow, my good wowds. 
BASSANyIO. Good >_< signyiows ^.^ both, when uWu shaww ^-^ we >w< waugh? Say when. 
You gwow >w< exceeding >_< stwange; >w< must ^.^ it >w< be so? 
>w< SAWEWIO. >w< We'ww ^-^ make ^-^ ouw leisures ^-^ to ^.^ attend uWu on ^w^ youws. 
>_< Exeunt ^w^ SAWEWIO ÚwÚ and SOWANyIO 
LORENZO. UwU My Wowd Bassanyio, >_< since you ^.^ have ;;w;; found Antonyio, 
We two uWu wiww xDD weave OwO you; uWu but at >w< dinnyew-time, 
I pray you, ^.^ have in :33 mind xDD whewe ^-^ we >w< must ÚwÚ meet. 
BASSANyIO. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot x3 faiw you. 
:3 GWATIANyO. You ÚwÚ wook ^.^ nyot well, UwU Signyiow ÚwÚ Antonyio; 
You ^.^ have xDD too >w< much >_< wespect x3 upon OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; 
^.^ They wose ^.^ it UwU that ^-^ do ^-^ buy ^.^ it with >w< much cawe. 
>_< Bewieve uWu me, you awe mawvewwouswy >_< chang'd. 
x3 ANTONyIO. I howd OwO the x3 wowwd uWu but as OwO the UwU wowwd, Gratiano- 
OwO A xDD stage, xDD whewe every man >w< must xDD pway :3 a UwU pawt, 
And >_< minye :3 a >_> sad ^w^ onye. 
:3 GWATIANyO. >_> Wet me xDD pway OwO the >_> foow. 
x3 With uWu miwth ÚwÚ and laughter let ^.^ owd wrinkles x3 come; 
And let my liver wathew heat with xDD winye 
>w< Than my OwO heawt cool with :33 mowtifying x3 gwoans. 
UwU Why shouwd :3 a man uWu whose UwU bwood :3 is warm within 
>_> Sit >_< wike his :3 gwandsiwe ÚwÚ cut in :3 awabastew, 
^w^ Sweep when ^.^ he :33 wakes, ÚwÚ and cweep OwO into OwO the ÚwÚ jaundice 
By being :3 peevish? I tell ÚwÚ thee what, Antonio- 
I love ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and 'tis my love UwU that >_> speaks- 
Thewe awe :3 a sort >_> of x3 men uWu whose >_> visages 
Do OwO cweam ÚwÚ and mantle >_< wike :3 a standing pond, 
And ^-^ do :3 a wilful :3 stiwwnyess ^.^ entewtain, 
x3 With OwO puwpose ^-^ to >w< be dress'd in OwO an >_< opinyion 
x3 Of ;;w;; wisdom, ÚwÚ gwavity, :3 pwofound conceit; 
UwU As ^-^ who shouwd uWu say OwO 'I x3 am Sir Owacwe, 
And when I ;;w;; ope my lips let nyo ^.^ dog bawk.' 
:3 O my Antonyio, I ^-^ do xDD knyow >_> of ^.^ these 
:33 That OwO thewefowe only awe weputed xDD wise 
>_< Fow ^.^ saying OwO nyothing; xDD when, I x3 am vewy ;;w;; suwe, 
>w< If uWu they shouwd ÚwÚ speak, would ^w^ awmost x3 damn x3 those ears 
>w< Which, hearing ;;w;; them, would caww theiw bwothews fools. 
I'll tell ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe >_> of :3 this another xDD time. 
But >_< fish ^.^ nyot with :3 this >_> mewanchowy :33 bait 
>_< Fow :3 this OwO foow gudgeon, :3 this ^-^ opinyion. 
^w^ Come, good :33 Wowenzo. Fawe ye ;;w;; weww :33 awhiwe; 
I'll ^-^ end my exhowtation aftew uWu dinnyew. 
LORENZO. Weww, ^-^ we uWu wiww xDD weave you then ÚwÚ tiww dinner-time. 
I >w< must >w< be ^-^ onye >_> of ^.^ these >_> same OwO dumb xDD wise ^-^ men, 
>_< Fow Gratiano never UwU wets me speak. 
:3 GWATIANyO. Weww, ^-^ keep me >_> company uWu but two years moe, 
Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot xDD knyow OwO the :33 sound >_> of UwU thinye >_> own OwO tongue. 
x3 ANTONyIO. Fawe you ;;w;; weww; I'll gwow :3 a :33 tawkew uWu fow :3 this ^.^ geaw. 
:3 GWATIANyO. ÚwÚ Thanks, >w< i' :33 faith, uWu fow siwence :3 is only commendabwe 
UwU In :3 a ^.^ nyeat's :33 tongue dried, ÚwÚ and :3 a maid ^.^ nyot vendible. 
>_< Exeunt :33 GWATIANyO ÚwÚ and ;;w;; WOWENZO 
x3 ANTONyIO. ^-^ Is UwU that ^w^ anything ^w^ nyow? 
BASSANyIO. Gratiano ^-^ speaks OwO an >_< infinyite ^-^ deaw >_> of nothing, ^-^ mowe than 
^-^ any man in >w< aww Venyice. His reasons awe as two :33 gwains >_> of ^w^ wheat hid 
ÚwÚ in, two bushews >_> of xDD chaff: you uWu shaww >w< seek >w< aww :3 day ewe you find 
;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and when you ^.^ have them uWu they awe ^.^ nyot wowth OwO the search. 
x3 ANTONyIO. ^-^ Weww; tell me :3 nyow what wady :3 is OwO the >_> same 
ÚwÚ To xDD whom you :33 swowe :3 a >w< secwet ^.^ piwgwimage, 
:33 That you OwO to-day OwO pwomis'd ^-^ to tell me x3 of? 
BASSANyIO. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot uWu unknyown ^-^ to you, Antonyio, 
OwO How >w< much I ^.^ have disabwed >_< minye ^-^ estate 
By xDD something xDD showing :3 a ^-^ mowe ;;w;; swewwing powt 
>w< Than my ^.^ faint :3 means would gwant ^-^ continyuance; 
Nyow ^-^ do I :3 nyow ^-^ make ^.^ moan ^-^ to >w< be abwidg'd 
From such :3 a x3 nyobwe rate; uWu but my >_> chief cawe 
^-^ Is ^-^ to come ^w^ faiwwy x3 off ^-^ fwom OwO the gweat debts 
OwO Whewein my UwU time, xDD something xDD too ;;w;; pwodigaw, 
;;w;; Hath weft me gag'd. ÚwÚ To you, Antonyio, 
I owe OwO the ÚwÚ most, in money ÚwÚ and in :33 wuv; 
And ^-^ fwom >_> youw love I ^.^ have :3 a wawwanty 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ unbuwden >w< aww my >_< pwots ÚwÚ and >w< puwposes 
OwO How ^-^ to >_< get ;;w;; cweaw >_> of >w< aww OwO the debts I ^-^ owe. 
x3 ANTONyIO. I pray you, good Bassanyio, let me xDD knyow xDD it; 
And ^-^ if ^.^ it ^.^ stand, as you yourself still uWu do, 
xDD Within OwO the eye >_> of xDD honyouw, >w< be assur'd 
UwU My ^-^ puwse, my ^.^ pewson, my UwU extwemest means, 
Wie >w< aww >_> unwock'd ^-^ to >_> youw occasions. 
BASSANyIO. UwU In my ^-^ schoow-days, when I xDD had lost ^-^ onye UwU shaft, 
I shot his :3 fewwow >_> of OwO the ;;w;; sewf-same flight 
The ;;w;; sewf-same >_< way, with ^-^ mowe advised xDD watch, 
ÚwÚ To find OwO the uWu othew fowth; ÚwÚ and uWu by adventuring uWu both 
I ^w^ oft ;;w;; found >_> both. I :3 uwge :3 this ÚwÚ chiwdhood proof, 
xDD Because what UwU fowwows :3 is ÚwÚ puwe innocence. 
I owe you :33 much; :3 and, >_< wike :3 a wilful youth, 
:33 That ;;w;; which I owe :3 is UwU wost; uWu but ^-^ if you >w< pwease 
ÚwÚ To >_> shoot another awwow UwU that uWu sewf uWu way 
^w^ Which you >_> did >_> shoot OwO the :33 fiwst, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot UwU doubt, 
UwU As I uWu wiww watch OwO the :3 aim, ^w^ ow ^-^ to find ^.^ both, 
Ow bwing >_> youw wattew ;;w;; hazawd xDD back UwU again 
And :3 thankfuwwy west UwU debtow uWu fow OwO the >_> fiwst. 
x3 ANTONyIO. You xDD knyow me well, ÚwÚ and hewein uWu spend uWu but UwU time 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ wind about my love with xDD ciwcumstance; 
And >_< out >_> of x3 doubt you ^-^ do me :3 nyow ^-^ mowe :33 wwong 
UwU In :33 making xDD question >_> of my xDD uttewmost 
>w< Than ^-^ if you xDD had :3 made ^.^ waste >_> of >w< aww I have. 
;;w;; Then ^-^ do uWu but uWu say ^-^ to me what I shouwd ^-^ do 
:33 That in >_> youw knowledge ^-^ may uWu by me >w< be >_< donye, 
And I x3 am prest x3 unto xDD it; ^.^ thewefowe, speak. 
BASSANyIO. UwU In ^w^ Bewmont :3 is :3 a wady richly left, 
And ^.^ she :3 is fair :3 and, ^-^ faiwew than UwU that ;;w;; wowd, 
x3 Of :3 wondwous virtues. >_< Sometimes ^-^ fwom xDD hew eyes 
I >_> did weceive fair ^.^ speechwess >_< messages. 
Her name :3 is Powtia- nyothing UwU undewvawu'd 
ÚwÚ To x3 Cato's >_> daughtew, ^w^ Bwutus' uWu Powtia. 
Nyow :3 is OwO the ^-^ wide x3 wowwd ^w^ ignyowant >_> of xDD hew xDD wowth; 
>_< Fow OwO the ;;w;; fouw x3 winds blow in ^-^ fwom every >w< coast 
Renowned >_< suitows, ÚwÚ and xDD hew ^w^ sunny wocks 
>w< Hang uWu on xDD hew OwO tempwes >_< wike :3 a gowden >_> fweece, 
^w^ Which makes xDD hew x3 seat >_> of ^w^ Bewmont Colchos' stwond, 
And many Jasons come in x3 quest >_> of :3 hew. 
:3 O my Antonyio, xDD had I uWu but OwO the :3 means 
ÚwÚ To howd :3 a rival place with ^-^ onye >_> of ;;w;; them, 
I ^.^ have :3 a :33 mind presages me such :33 thwift 
:33 That I shouwd UwU questionwess >w< be ^-^ fowtunyate. 
x3 ANTONyIO. Thou uWu knyow'st UwU that >w< aww my :3 fowtunyes awe at xDD sea; 
ÚwÚ Nyeithew ^.^ have I money :3 nyow UwU commodity 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ waise :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent >_< sum; OwO thewefowe >w< go >w< fowth, 
>_> Twy what my ÚwÚ cwedit can in Venyice do; 
:33 That uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; wack'd, x3 even ^-^ to OwO the xDD uttewmost, 
ÚwÚ To >_> fuwnyish ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to ^w^ Bewmont ^-^ to fair uWu Powtia. 
uWu Go ÚwÚ pwesentwy >w< inquiwe, ÚwÚ and OwO so uWu wiww OwO I, 
:3 Whewe money >_> is; ÚwÚ and I nyo xDD question ^-^ make 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have ^.^ it >_> of my xDD twust ^w^ ow uWu fow my sake. >_< Exeunt 





^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
x3 Bewmont. PORTIA'S house 

x3 Entew PORTIA with xDD hew waiting-woman, NyEWISSA 

PORTIA. By my ^w^ twoth, ;;w;; Nyewissa, my wittwe ÚwÚ body :3 is aweary >_> of :3 this 
gweat world. 
NyEWISSA. You would ^.^ be, ^w^ sweet UwU madam, ^-^ if >_> youw xDD misewies ;;w;; wewe in OwO the 
>_> same abundance as >_> youw good :3 fowtunyes ;;w;; awe; ÚwÚ and >_> yet, uWu fow >w< aught I 
>_> see, uWu they awe as uWu sick UwU that >w< suwfeit with xDD too >w< much as uWu they UwU that 
stawve with nothing. ^w^ It :3 is nyo UwU mean xDD happinyess, ^.^ thewefowe, ^-^ to >w< be 
seated in OwO the uWu mean: OwO supewfwuity come sooner uWu by >_> white >w< haiws, uWu but 
>_> competency ;;w;; wives longer. 
PORTIA. Good sentences, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww pwonyounc'd. 
NyEWISSA. ^.^ They would >w< be :3 bettew, ^-^ if ;;w;; weww >w< fowwowed. 
PORTIA. >w< If ^-^ to ^-^ do ;;w;; wewe as :33 easy as ^-^ to xDD knyow what ;;w;; wewe good ^-^ to uWu do, 
chapews xDD had >_< been uWu chuwches, ÚwÚ and UwU poow xDD men's cottages ^-^ pwinces' 
OwO pawaces. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a good >_< divinye UwU that UwU fowwows his >_> own instructions; I 
can ^-^ easiew teach twenty what ;;w;; wewe good ^-^ to >w< be x3 donye than ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ onye 
>_> of OwO the twenty ^-^ to follow >_< minye >_> own xDD teaching. The bwain ^-^ may devise 
^-^ waws uWu fow OwO the blood, uWu but :3 a ^.^ hot uWu tempew weaps o'ew :3 a x3 cowd decwee; 
such :3 a ^-^ hawe :3 is UwU madnyess OwO the youth, ^-^ to ÚwÚ skip o'ew OwO the OwO meshes >_> of good 
counsew OwO the cripple. But :3 this weasonying :3 is ^.^ nyot in OwO the ^.^ fashion ^-^ to 
OwO choose me :3 a >_> husband. :3 O uWu me, OwO the >_> wowd ;;w;; 'choose'! I ^-^ may neither 
OwO choose ^-^ who I would :3 nyow ^w^ wefuse ^-^ who I >_< diswike; OwO so :3 is OwO the uWu wiww >_> of :3 a 
:3 wiving daughter :33 cuwb'd uWu by OwO the uWu wiww >_> of :3 a UwU dead father. ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot 
xDD hawd, ;;w;; Nyewissa, UwU that I cannyot OwO choose one, :3 nyow ^w^ wefuse >_> nyonye? 
NyEWISSA. Your fathew ÚwÚ was >w< evew viwtuous, ÚwÚ and holy x3 men at theiw death 
^.^ have good >_< inspiwations; OwO thewefowe OwO the wott'wy UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath 
devised in ^.^ these three chests, >_> of ^.^ gowd, siwvew, ÚwÚ and wead- ^w^ wheweof 
^-^ who ÚwÚ chooses his meaning ÚwÚ chooses :3 you- uWu wiww nyo x3 doubt never >w< be 
:3 chosen uWu by ^-^ any >w< wightwy uWu but ^-^ onye ^-^ who you uWu shaww >w< wightwy wuv. But 
what x3 wawmth :3 is there in >_> youw xDD affection towards ^-^ any >_> of ^.^ these 
>_< pwincewy suitows UwU that awe already ^.^ come? 
PORTIA. I pray ÚwÚ thee over-name them; ÚwÚ and as :3 thou :3 nyamest ;;w;; them, I uWu wiww 
>_< descwibe them; ÚwÚ and >w< accowding ^-^ to my xDD descwiption, ^w^ wevew at my 
UwU affection. 
NyEWISSA. First, there :3 is OwO the ;;w;; Nyeapowitan pwince. 
PORTIA. >w< Ay, that's :3 a colt :3 indeed, uWu fow ^.^ he doth nyothing uWu but talk >_> of 
his x3 howse; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he makes ^.^ it :3 a gweat appwopwiation ^-^ to his >_> own good 
pawts UwU that ^.^ he can :33 shoe him ;;w;; himsewf; I x3 am >w< much ÚwÚ afeaw'd my wady his 
mothew >_> pway'd false with :3 a OwO smith. 
NyEWISSA. ;;w;; Then :3 is there OwO the :33 County Pawatinye. 
PORTIA. ÚwÚ He doth nyothing uWu but ^.^ fwown, as ^-^ who shouwd uWu say ^w^ 'An you uWu wiww 
^.^ nyot ^.^ have uWu me, choose.' ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ heaws >_> mewwy tales ÚwÚ and >_> smiwes not. I ;;w;; feaw 
^.^ he uWu wiww ^w^ pwuv OwO the weeping philosopher when ^.^ he grows >_> owd, being OwO so 
:33 fuww >_> of >_> unmannyewwy >w< sadnyess in his uWu youth. I xDD had wathew >w< be married 
^-^ to :3 a >_< death's-head with :3 a ^.^ bonye in his OwO mouth than ^-^ to ;;w;; eithew >_> of 
:3 these. :3 God ^w^ defend me ^-^ fwom ^.^ these :3 two! 
NyEWISSA. OwO How uWu say you uWu by OwO the xDD Fwench lord, :33 Monsieuw We uWu Bon? 
PORTIA. :3 God :3 made ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe let him xDD pass uWu fow :3 a xDD man. UwU In 
truth, I xDD knyow ^.^ it :3 is :3 a xDD sin ^-^ to >w< be :3 a :3 mockew, uWu but he- >_> why, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 a 
horse better than OwO the ^-^ Nyeapowitan's, :3 a better OwO bad :33 habit >_> of 
uWu fwownying than OwO the UwU Count Palatine; ^.^ he :3 is every man in nyo xDD man. >w< If :3 a 
^-^ thwostwe sing ^.^ he ^.^ fawws straight uWu a-cap'wing; ^.^ he uWu wiww :33 fence with 
his >_> own x3 shadow; ^-^ if I shouwd ÚwÚ mawwy ^w^ him, I shouwd ÚwÚ mawwy twenty 
x3 husbands. >w< If ^.^ he would :3 despise uWu me, I would forgive him; uWu fow ^-^ if ^.^ he 
love me ^-^ to UwU madnyess, I uWu shaww never ÚwÚ wequite >_> him. 
NyEWISSA. What uWu say you then ^-^ to :33 Fawconbwidge, OwO the x3 young xDD bawon >_> of 
Engwand? 
PORTIA. You xDD knyow I uWu say nyothing ^-^ to ^w^ him, uWu fow ^.^ he undewstands ^.^ nyot uWu me, 
:3 nyow I UwU him: ^.^ he ;;w;; hath neither UwU Watin, x3 Fwench, :3 nyow ÚwÚ Itawian, ÚwÚ and you 
uWu wiww come OwO into OwO the couwt ÚwÚ and uWu sweaw UwU that I ^.^ have :3 a UwU poow uWu pennywowth 
in OwO the Engwish. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a pwopew ÚwÚ man's picture; uWu but alas, ^-^ who can 
;;w;; convewse with :3 a >_< dumb-show? OwO How :3 oddwy ^.^ he :3 is >_> suited! I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he 
bought his ÚwÚ doubwet in >_< Itawy, his x3 wound hose in UwU Fwance, his bonnyet 
in >_< Gewmany, ÚwÚ and his >_> behaviouw x3 evewywhewe. 
NyEWISSA. What ÚwÚ think you >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ Scottish lord, his nyeighbouw? 
PORTIA. :33 That ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 a neighbourly charity in ^w^ him, uWu fow ^.^ he OwO bowwowed 
:3 a ;;w;; box >_> of OwO the ear >_> of OwO the Englishman, ÚwÚ and :33 swowe ^.^ he would pay him 
UwU again when ^.^ he ÚwÚ was abwe; I ÚwÚ think OwO the uWu Fwenchman became his surety, 
ÚwÚ and seal'd uWu undew uWu fow >_> anyothew. 
NyEWISSA. OwO How >_< wike you OwO the x3 young >_> Gewman, OwO the UwU Duke >_> of :33 Saxony's 
:33 nyephew? 
PORTIA. Very vilely in OwO the xDD mownying when ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ sobew; ÚwÚ and UwU most 
vilely in OwO the afternoon when ^.^ he :3 is dwunk. When ^.^ he :3 is best, ^.^ he :3 is 
:3 a wittwe >_< wowse than :3 a man, ÚwÚ and when ^.^ he :3 is worst, ^.^ he :3 is wittwe 
better than :3 a beast. An OwO the wowst ^-^ faww UwU that >w< evew fell, I >w< hope I 
uWu shaww ^-^ make ÚwÚ shift ^-^ to >w< go ^-^ without >_> him. 
NyEWISSA. >w< If ^.^ he shouwd :3 offew ^-^ to choose, ÚwÚ and OwO choose OwO the ^.^ wight ^w^ casket, 
you shouwd ^w^ wefuse ^-^ to OwO pewfowm >_> youw >_< fathew's wiww, ^-^ if you shouwd 
^w^ wefuse ^-^ to accept >_> him. 
PORTIA. :33 Thewefowe, uWu fow ;;w;; feaw >_> of OwO the worst, I pray ÚwÚ thee xDD set :3 a ^-^ deep 
:3 gwass >_> of ^-^ Whenyish xDD winye uWu on OwO the contrary >_> casket; uWu fow ^-^ if OwO the ^w^ deviw >w< be 
within ÚwÚ and UwU that OwO temptation ^-^ without, I xDD knyow ^.^ he uWu wiww OwO choose it. I 
uWu wiww ^-^ do UwU anything, ;;w;; Nyewissa, ewe I uWu wiww >w< be married ^-^ to :3 a OwO sponge. 
NyEWISSA. You :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot feaw, >w< wady, OwO the having ^-^ any >_> of ^.^ these lords; 
uWu they ^.^ have acquainted me with theiw determinations, ;;w;; which :3 is 
>_< indeed ^-^ to xDD wetuwn ^-^ to theiw home, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to twoubwe you with nyo ^-^ mowe 
^.^ suit, unwess you ^-^ may >w< be xDD won uWu by >w< some uWu othew sort than >_> youw >_< fathew's 
>_< imposition, depending uWu on OwO the ^-^ caskets. 
PORTIA. >w< If I live ^-^ to >w< be as ^.^ owd as Sibylla, I uWu wiww die as >_< chaste as 
Diana, unwess I >w< be obtained uWu by OwO the manner >_> of my >_< fathew's uWu wiww. I 
x3 am ^.^ gwad :3 this uWu pawcew >_> of wooews awe OwO so x3 weasonyabwe; uWu fow there :3 is ^.^ nyot 
^-^ onye UwU among them uWu but I dote uWu on his vewy x3 absence, ÚwÚ and I pray :3 God 
gwant them :3 a fair departure. 
NyEWISSA. Do you ^.^ nyot :33 wemembew, >w< wady, in >_> youw >_< fathew's UwU time, :3 a 
Venyetian, :3 a :3 schowaw ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ sowdiew, UwU that came UwU hithew in >_> company >_> of 
OwO the UwU Mawquis >_> of xDD Montfewwat? 
PORTIA. x3 Yes, yes, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was Bassanio; as I xDD think, OwO so ÚwÚ was ^.^ he caww'd. 
NyEWISSA. ÚwÚ Twue, ^.^ madam; >_< he, >_> of >w< aww OwO the x3 men UwU that >w< evew my foowish eyes 
^.^ wook'd OwO upon, ÚwÚ was OwO the :33 best ^w^ desewving :3 a fair >_< wady. 
PORTIA. I wemembew him well, ÚwÚ and I wemembew him >w< wowthy >_> of >w< thy 
:3 pwaise. 

x3 Entew :3 a ^-^ SEWVINGMAN 

OwO How nyow! what x3 nyews? 
SERVINGMAN. The ;;w;; fouw :3 stwangews >w< seek uWu fow you, UwU madam, ^-^ to UwU take theiw 
:33 weave; ÚwÚ and there :3 is :3 a forerunner come ^-^ fwom :3 a uWu fifth, OwO the Prince >_> of 
Morocco, ^-^ who brings >_> wowd OwO the Prince his ^w^ mastew uWu wiww >w< be here 
to-nyight. 
PORTIA. >w< If I :33 couwd ;;w;; bid OwO the fifth ^-^ wewcome with OwO so good OwO heawt as I 
can ;;w;; bid OwO the uWu othew ;;w;; fouw ^.^ faweweww, I shouwd >w< be ^.^ gwad >_> of his 
approach; ^-^ if ^.^ he ^.^ have OwO the ^.^ condition >_> of :3 a uWu saint ÚwÚ and OwO the complexion 
>_> of :3 a x3 deviw, I xDD had wathew ^.^ he shouwd ÚwÚ shwive me than OwO wive >_> me. 
^w^ Come, ^-^ Nyewissa. Sirrah, >w< go >_> befowe. 
ÚwÚ Whiwes ^-^ we OwO shut OwO the xDD gate x3 upon ^-^ onye wooew, another :3 knyocks at OwO the 
^w^ doow. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
Venyice. OwO A uWu pubwic place 

x3 Entew uWu BASSANyIO x3 With >w< SHYWOCK OwO the OwO Jew 

SHYLOCK. >_< Thwee ^w^ thousand ;;w;; ducats- :33 weww. 
BASSANyIO. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, uWu fow three months. 
SHYLOCK. >_< Fow three x3 months- :33 weww. 
BASSANyIO. >_< Fow OwO the which, as I told you, ^-^ Antonyio uWu shaww >w< be bound. 
SHYLOCK. ^-^ Antonyio uWu shaww ÚwÚ become ^-^ bound- :33 weww. 
BASSANyIO. May you stead x3 me? uWu Wiww you ^w^ pweasuwe x3 me? :33 Shaww I xDD knyow >_> youw 
OwO answew? 
SHYLOCK. >_< Thwee ^w^ thousand ^w^ ducats uWu fow three x3 months, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Antonyio bound. 
BASSANyIO. Your ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to ;;w;; that. 
SHYLOCK. ^-^ Antonyio :3 is :3 a good xDD man. 
BASSANyIO. >_< Have you heard ^-^ any xDD imputation ^-^ to OwO the >w< contwawy? 
SHYLOCK. xDD Ho, no, no, no, no; my meaning in ^.^ saying ^.^ he :3 is :3 a good man 
:3 is ^-^ to ^.^ have you undewstand me UwU that ^.^ he :3 is ^w^ sufficient; ÚwÚ yet his :3 means 
awe in >_< supposition: ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO an argosy bound ^-^ to ^-^ Twipowis, another 
^-^ to OwO the :33 Indies; I >w< undewstand, x3 moweuvw, x3 upon OwO the UwU Wiawto, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 a 
third at uWu Mexico, :3 a >w< fouwth uWu fow xDD Engwand- ÚwÚ and uWu othew ventures ^.^ he 
;;w;; hath, ^-^ squand'wed abwoad. But ^-^ ships awe uWu but :3 boawds, :33 saiwows uWu but 
^w^ men; there >w< be x3 wand-wats ÚwÚ and ^.^ watew-wats, :33 watew-thieves ÚwÚ and 
OwO wand-thieves- I UwU mean UwU piwates; ÚwÚ and then there :3 is OwO the peril >_> of 
waters, ^.^ winds, ÚwÚ and rocks. The man ;;w;; is, ^.^ nyotwithstanding, 
sufficient. >_< Thwee ^w^ thousand ;;w;; ducats- I ÚwÚ think I ^-^ may UwU take his uWu bond. 
BASSANyIO. Be assur'd you OwO may. 
SHYLOCK. I uWu wiww >w< be assur'd I :3 may; :3 and, UwU that I ^-^ may >w< be assured, I 
uWu wiww >_< bethink >_> me. May I speak with Antonio? 
BASSANyIO. >w< If ^.^ it >w< pwease you ^-^ to uWu dinye with ÚwÚ us. 
SHYLOCK. x3 Yes, ^-^ to smell OwO powk, ^-^ to xDD eat >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ habitation ;;w;; which >_> youw 
:3 pwophet, OwO the >w< Nyazawite, conjuwed OwO the ^w^ deviw ;;w;; into! I uWu wiww ^-^ buy with 
you, ;;w;; seww with you, talk with you, ÚwÚ wawk with you, ÚwÚ and OwO so 
following; uWu but I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD eat with you, dwink with you, :3 nyow pray 
with you. What UwU nyews uWu on OwO the Wiawto? OwO Who :3 is ^.^ he comes hewe? 

x3 Entew ANTONyIO 

BASSANyIO. :3 This :3 is UwU Signyiow >_> Antonyio. 
SHYLOCK. ^-^ [Aside] OwO How >_< wike :3 a >w< fawnying publican ^.^ he ^-^ wooks! 
I UwU hate him uWu fow ^.^ he :3 is :3 a Chwistian; 
But ^-^ mowe uWu fow UwU that in low simplicity 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ wends >_< out money gratis, ÚwÚ and brings ;;w;; down 
The ^.^ wate >_> of OwO usance here with OwO us in Venyice. 
>w< If I can catch him UwU once x3 upon OwO the ^w^ hip, 
I uWu wiww :33 feed UwU fat OwO the ÚwÚ ancient ÚwÚ gwudge I bear >_> him. 
ÚwÚ He OwO hates ^-^ ouw xDD sacwed >_< nyation; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he waiws, 
>_< Even there xDD whewe merchants UwU most ^-^ do ;;w;; congwegate, 
uWu On uWu me, my ^w^ bawgains, ÚwÚ and my weww-won ;;w;; thwift, 
^w^ Which ^.^ he calls interest. uWu Cuwsed >w< be my ÚwÚ twibe 
>w< If I forgive :3 him! 
BASSANyIO. >w< Shywock, ^-^ do you uWu heaw? 
SHYLOCK. I x3 am >_> debating >_> of my ÚwÚ pwesent store, 
And, uWu by OwO the ;;w;; nyeaw ^.^ guess >_> of my memory, 
I cannyot OwO instantwy ÚwÚ waise OwO up OwO the :3 gwoss 
x3 Of :33 fuww three ^w^ thousand UwU ducats. What >_> of ÚwÚ that? 
ÚwÚ Tubaw, :3 a >w< weawthy ^.^ Hebwew >_> of my ^-^ twibe, 
uWu Wiww >_> fuwnyish >_> me. But ^.^ soft! how many ^.^ months 
Do you ^-^ desiwe? uWu [To UwU ANTONyIO] ÚwÚ West you :33 faiw, good UwU signyiow; 
Your wowship ÚwÚ was OwO the last man in ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ mouths. 
x3 ANTONyIO. >w< Shywock, :3 awbeit I neither lend :3 nyow borrow 
By ^-^ taking :3 nyow uWu by giving >_> of >_> excess, 
xDD Yet, ^-^ to :3 suppwy OwO the wipe ÚwÚ wants >_> of my OwO fwiend, 
I'll >_< bweak :3 a x3 custom. uWu [To BASSANIO] ^-^ Is ^.^ he ÚwÚ yet ^-^ possess'd 
OwO How >w< much ye x3 wouwd? 
SHYLOCK. >w< Ay, ^-^ ay, three ^w^ thousand UwU ducats. 
x3 ANTONyIO. And uWu fow three months. 
SHYLOCK. I xDD had fowgot- three ;;w;; months; you told me ÚwÚ so. 
^.^ Weww then, >_> youw ÚwÚ bond; :3 and, let me UwU see- uWu but hear you, 
>_> Methoughts you ^w^ said you neither lend :3 nyow borrow 
:3 Upon UwU advantage. 
x3 ANTONyIO. I ^-^ do never ;;w;; use it. 
SHYLOCK. When Jacob gwaz'd his uncwe ^w^ Waban's ^w^ sheep- 
:3 This Jacob ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw holy xDD Abwam OwO was, 
UwU As his xDD wise mothew wrought in his :3 behawf, 
The third :3 possessow; ^-^ ay, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was OwO the third- 
x3 ANTONyIO. And what >_> of OwO him? OwO Did ^.^ he UwU take ^.^ intewest? 
SHYLOCK. No, ^.^ nyot UwU take x3 intewest; ;;w;; nyot, as you would ÚwÚ say, 
Directly int'rest; mark what Jacob OwO did: 
When x3 Waban ÚwÚ and ^-^ himsewf ;;w;; wewe ^-^ compwomis'd 
:33 That >w< aww OwO the uWu eanwings ;;w;; which ;;w;; wewe >w< stweak'd ÚwÚ and :33 pied 
;;w;; Shouwd ^-^ faww as :33 Jacob's hire, OwO the ;;w;; ewes, being wank, 
UwU In ^-^ end >_> of autumn ;;w;; tuwnyed ^-^ to OwO the rams; 
And when OwO the wowk >_> of xDD genyewation ÚwÚ was 
>w< Between ^.^ these woolly :33 bweedews in OwO the ^-^ act, 
The >w< skiwfuw shephewd :33 piww'd me ÚwÚ cewtain UwU wands, 
And, in OwO the UwU doing >_> of OwO the deed >_> of kind, 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ stuck them OwO up before OwO the >_> fuwsome ;;w;; ewes, 
Who, then ^-^ conceiving, >_> did in eanying UwU time 
UwU Faww ^-^ pawti-cowouw'd lambs, ÚwÚ and x3 those ;;w;; wewe >_> Jacob's. 
:3 This ÚwÚ was :3 a uWu way ^-^ to thrive, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ÚwÚ was x3 bwest; 
And :33 thwift :3 is OwO bwessing, ^-^ if x3 men >_< steaw ^.^ it not. 
x3 ANTONyIO. :3 This ÚwÚ was :3 a ventuwe, ;;w;; siw, UwU that Jacob sewv'd UwU fow; 
OwO A xDD thing ^.^ nyot in his power ^-^ to bwing ^-^ to pass, 
But xDD sway'd ÚwÚ and fashion'd uWu by OwO the hand >_> of >_< heaven. 
>_> Was :3 this ^-^ insewted ^-^ to ^-^ make ;;w;; intewest :3 good? 
Ow :3 is >_> youw gold ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ siwvew xDD ewes ÚwÚ and xDD wams? 
SHYLOCK. I cannyot UwU teww; I ^-^ make ^.^ it breed as fast. 
But ^-^ nyote uWu me, :33 signyiow. 
x3 ANTONyIO. ^-^ [Aside] >_< Mawk you this, Bassanyio, 
The ^w^ deviw can uWu cite >_> Scwiptuwe uWu fow his uWu puwpose. 
An evil ^w^ souw producing holy witness 
^-^ Is >_< wike :3 a villain with :3 a :33 smiwing cheek, 
OwO A ÚwÚ goodwy apple rotten at OwO the ÚwÚ heawt. 
:33 O, what :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy ^w^ outside :3 fawsehood >_< hath! 
SHYLOCK. >_< Thwee ^w^ thousand ;;w;; ducats- 'tis :3 a good x3 wound ^.^ sum. 
>_< Thwee ^.^ months ^-^ fwom :33 twewve; then let me >_> see, OwO the wate- 
x3 ANTONyIO. Weww, >w< Shywock, uWu shaww ^-^ we >w< be OwO behowding ^-^ to you? 
SHYLOCK. UwU Signyiow Antonyio, many :3 a UwU time ÚwÚ and ^w^ oft 
UwU In OwO the Rialto you ^.^ have x3 wated me 
About my moneys ÚwÚ and my usances; 
OwO Stiww ^.^ have I ÚwÚ bownye ^.^ it with :3 a uWu patient shwug, 
>_< Fow ^w^ suff'wance :3 is OwO the badge >_> of >w< aww ^-^ ouw x3 twibe; 
You caww me misbeliever, cut-throat dog, 
And UwU spit x3 upon my UwU Jewish gaberdine, 
And >w< aww uWu fow ;;w;; use >_> of UwU that ;;w;; which :3 is >_< minye >w< own. 
^.^ Weww then, ^.^ it :3 nyow >_> appeaws you :3 nyeed my help; 
uWu Go ^.^ to, then; you come ^-^ to uWu me, ÚwÚ and you uWu say 
;;w;; 'Shywock, ^-^ we would ^.^ have ÚwÚ monyeys.' You uWu say ;;w;; so- 
You UwU that >_> did UwU void >_> youw rheum x3 upon my beard 
And foot me as you x3 spuwn :3 a ^w^ stwangew >_> cuw 
Over >_> youw ^.^ thweshowd; moneys :3 is >_> youw ;;w;; suit. 
What shouwd I uWu say ^-^ to you? ;;w;; Shouwd I ^.^ nyot uWu say 
;;w;; 'Hath :3 a ^.^ dog monyey? ^-^ Is ^.^ it possibwe 
OwO A >_> cuw can lend three ^w^ thousand ducats?' Ow 
:33 Shaww I ^-^ bend low :3 and, in :3 a bondman's key, 
x3 With ^w^ bated >_> bweath ÚwÚ and whisp'ring humbwenyess, 
Say :33 this: 
'Fair ;;w;; siw, you UwU spit uWu on me uWu on Wednyesday ^w^ wast, 
You spurn'd me such :3 a ÚwÚ day; another UwU time 
You xDD caww'd me ^.^ dog; ÚwÚ and uWu fow ^.^ these couwtesies 
I'll lend you ;;w;; thus >w< much :33 monyeys'? 
x3 ANTONyIO. I x3 am as >_< wike ^-^ to caww ÚwÚ thee OwO so uWu again, 
ÚwÚ To UwU spit uWu on ÚwÚ thee uWu again, ^-^ to x3 spuwn ÚwÚ thee ^w^ too. 
>w< If :3 thou xDD wiwt lend :3 this >_> monyey, lend ^.^ it ^.^ nyot 
UwU As ^-^ to >w< thy ^.^ fwiends- uWu fow when >_> did friendship UwU take 
OwO A breed uWu fow xDD bawwen >w< metaw >_> of his uWu fwiend?- 
But lend ^.^ it wathew ^-^ to UwU thinye enemy, 
OwO Who ^-^ if ^.^ he >_< bweak :3 thou uWu mayst with better ;;w;; face 
ÚwÚ Exact OwO the >_> penyawty. 
SHYLOCK. ÚwÚ Why, ÚwÚ wook you, how you :33 stowm! 
I would >w< be fwiends with you, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have >_> youw love, 
^.^ Fowget OwO the uWu shames UwU that you ^.^ have :33 stain'd me OwO with, 
xDD Suppwy >_> youw ÚwÚ pwesent >w< wants, ÚwÚ and UwU take nyo doit 
x3 Of OwO usance uWu fow my :33 monyeys, ÚwÚ and ^w^ you'ww ^.^ nyot hear >_> me. 
:3 This :3 is >w< kind I ^.^ offew. 
BASSANyIO. :3 This ;;w;; wewe kindness. 
SHYLOCK. :3 This >_> kindnyess uWu wiww I show. 
uWu Go with me ^-^ to :3 a notary, >w< seaw me there 
Your >w< singwe bond, :3 and, in :3 a >_> mewwy sport, 
>w< If you repay me ^.^ nyot uWu on such :3 a day, 
UwU In such :3 a place, such sum ^w^ ow ÚwÚ sums as awe 
Express'd in OwO the condition, let OwO the uWu fowfeit 
Be xDD nyominyated uWu fow OwO an >w< equaw :3 pound 
x3 Of >_> youw fair x3 fwesh, ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ cut x3 off ÚwÚ and :3 taken 
UwU In what part >_> of >_> youw ÚwÚ body ^w^ pweaseth >_> me. 
x3 ANTONyIO. Content, in ^w^ faith; I'll >w< seaw ^-^ to such :3 a bond, 
And uWu say there :3 is >w< much >_> kindnyess in OwO the Jew. 
BASSANyIO. You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< seaw ^-^ to such :3 a bond uWu fow me; 
I'll wathew ÚwÚ dweww in my nyecessity. 
x3 ANTONyIO. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; feaw ;;w;; nyot, >w< man; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu fowfeit xDD it; 
xDD Within ^.^ these two x3 months- that's :3 a month before 
:3 This bond ^w^ expiwes- I ^-^ do OwO expect xDD wetuwn 
x3 Of ÚwÚ thwice three xDD times OwO the >_< vawue >_> of :3 this uWu bond. 
SHYLOCK. :3 O fathew Abram, what ^.^ these :3 Chwistians awe, 
uWu Whose >_> own ^-^ hawd ;;w;; deawings ÚwÚ teaches them :3 suspect 
The >_> thoughts >_> of uWu othews! ;;w;; Pway you, tell me :33 this: 
>w< If ^.^ he shouwd >_< bweak his day, what shouwd I >_< gain 
By OwO the OwO exaction >_> of OwO the fowfeituwe? 
OwO A :3 pound >_> of ÚwÚ man's ^.^ fwesh :3 taken ^-^ fwom :3 a man 
^-^ Is ^.^ nyot OwO so estimabwe, profitable neither, 
UwU As ^.^ fwesh >_> of ^w^ muttons, ^-^ beefs, ^w^ ow >_> goats. I ÚwÚ say, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ buy his >_< favouw, I uWu extend :3 this ^-^ fwiendship; 
>w< If ^.^ he uWu wiww UwU take it, >w< so; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, >w< adieu; 
And, uWu fow my love, I pray you :33 wwong me not. 
x3 ANTONyIO. x3 Yes, >w< Shywock, I uWu wiww >w< seaw x3 unto :3 this uWu bond. 
SHYLOCK. ;;w;; Then ^.^ meet me >_> fowthwith at OwO the nyotawy's; 
>w< Give him :3 diwection uWu fow :3 this >_> mewwy bond, 
And I uWu wiww >w< go ÚwÚ and >_> puwse OwO the ^w^ ducats stwaight, 
^w^ See ^-^ to my OwO house, weft in OwO the xDD feawfuw guawd 
x3 Of OwO an uWu unthwifty >_< knyave, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwesentwy 
I'll >w< be with you. 
x3 ANTONyIO. Hie ^.^ thee, gentwe Jew. Exit >w< SHYWOCK 
The ^.^ Hebwew uWu wiww xDD tuwn Christian: ^.^ he grows OwO kind. 
BASSANyIO. I >_< wike ^.^ nyot fair >_> tewms ÚwÚ and :3 a villain's mind. 
x3 ANTONyIO. Come OwO on; in :3 this there can >w< be nyo xDD dismay; 
UwU My ^-^ ships come UwU home :3 a month before OwO the day. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
x3 Bewmont. PORTIA'S house 

^w^ Fwouwish >_> of cornets. x3 Entew OwO the PRINCE >_> of MOWOCCO, :3 a uWu tawny Moor >w< aww in >_< white, 
ÚwÚ and three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw >w< FOWWOWEWS UwU accowdingwy, with ;;w;; POWTIA, :3 NyEWISSA, ÚwÚ and x3 twain 

PRINCE >_< OF uWu Mowocco. ^w^ Miswike me ^.^ nyot uWu fow my :3 compwexion, 
The >_< shadowed x3 wivewy >_> of OwO the buwnyish'd >_> sun, 
ÚwÚ To xDD whom I x3 am :3 a uWu nyeighbouw, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; nyeaw >_> bwed. 
>_< Bwing me OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest ;;w;; cweatuwe nyowthwawd :33 bown, 
:3 Whewe Phoebus' x3 fiwe scarce thaws OwO the :3 icicwes, 
And let OwO us ^-^ make ^w^ incision uWu fow >_> youw love 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ pwuv uWu whose UwU bwood :3 is reddest, his ^w^ ow x3 minye. 
I tell ^.^ thee, >w< wady, :3 this aspect >_> of >_< minye 
;;w;; Hath >_< feaw'd OwO the :3 vawiant; uWu by my love, I uWu sweaw 
The best-wegawded :33 viwgins >_> of ^-^ ouw clime 
>_< Have :33 wov'd ^.^ it ^w^ too. I would ^.^ nyot >_> change :3 this hue, 
Except ^-^ to >_< steaw >_> youw ^-^ thoughts, my gentwe >w< queen. 
PORTIA. UwU In >_> tewms >_> of UwU choice I x3 am ^.^ nyot :33 sowewy wed 
By nice :3 diwection >_> of :3 a maiden's ^w^ eyes; 
UwU Besides, OwO the wott'wy >_> of my >w< destiny 
:3 Baws me OwO the ^.^ wight >_> of ^.^ vowuntawy OwO choosing. 
But, ^-^ if my fathew xDD had ^.^ nyot scanted uWu me, 
And ^w^ hedg'd me uWu by his ÚwÚ wit ^-^ to ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ mysewf 
His UwU wife ^-^ who UwU wins me uWu by UwU that :3 means I told you, 
Yourself, renowned Pwince, then ÚwÚ stood as fair 
UwU As ^-^ any comew I ^.^ have ^.^ wook'd uWu on ÚwÚ yet 
>_< Fow my UwU affection. 
PRINCE >_< OF MOROCCO. >_< Even uWu fow UwU that I :3 thank you. 
:33 Thewefowe, I pray you, ;;w;; wead me ^-^ to OwO the caskets 
ÚwÚ To twy my xDD fowtunye. By :3 this :3 scimitaw, 
:33 That slew OwO the Sophy ÚwÚ and :3 a Persian ^w^ pwince, 
:33 That xDD won three fields >_> of x3 Suwtan >_> Sowyman, 
I would >_> o'ewstawe OwO the UwU stewnyest eyes UwU that look, 
xDD Outbwave OwO the OwO heawt UwU most daring uWu on OwO the :3 eawth, 
:33 Pwuck OwO the x3 young >_< sucking >_< cubs ^-^ fwom OwO the she-beaw, 
xDD Yea, xDD mock OwO the x3 wion when UwU 'a ^w^ woaws uWu fow xDD pwey, 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ win ^.^ thee, >_< wady. But, OwO awas OwO the whiwe! 
>w< If xDD Hewcuwes ÚwÚ and Lichas xDD pway at dice 
^w^ Which :3 is OwO the better man, OwO the gweatew thwow 
May xDD tuwn uWu by >_> fowtunye ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 weakew >w< band. 
^w^ So :3 is Alcides >_> beaten uWu by his ^-^ page; 
And OwO so ^-^ may OwO I, uWu bwind >_> Fowtunye leading uWu me, 
uWu Miss UwU that ;;w;; which ^-^ onye unwowthiew ^-^ may UwU attain, 
And die with ;;w;; gwieving. 
PORTIA. You >w< must UwU take >_> youw uWu chance, 
And ;;w;; eithew ^.^ nyot ^-^ attempt ^-^ to OwO choose at aww, 
Ow uWu sweaw before you choose, ^-^ if you OwO choose ^.^ wwong, 
uWu Nyevew ^-^ to speak ^-^ to wady aftewwawd 
UwU In uWu way >_> of marriage; OwO thewefowe >w< be >w< advis'd. 
PRINCE >_< OF MOROCCO. Nyow uWu wiww not; xDD come, bwing me x3 unto my chance. 
PORTIA. First, :3 fowwawd ^-^ to OwO the uWu tempwe. :33 Aftew ;;w;; dinnyew 
Your ;;w;; hazawd uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ made. 
PRINCE >_< OF MOROCCO. Good >_> fowtunye then, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make me bwest ^w^ ow uWu cuwsed'st UwU among >_< men! 
^-^ [Cownyets, ÚwÚ and exeunt] 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
Venyice. OwO A uWu stweet 

x3 Entew ^.^ WAUNCEWOT ÚwÚ GOBBO 

LAUNCELOT. ÚwÚ Cewtainwy my ;;w;; conscience uWu wiww sewve me ^-^ to run ^-^ fwom :3 this 
OwO Jew my mastew. The x3 fiend :3 is at >_< minye >_< ewbow ÚwÚ and tempts uWu me, ^.^ saying 
^-^ to me ^.^ 'Gobbo, OwO Wauncewot Gobbo, good :33 Wauncewot' ^w^ ow ^w^ 'good x3 Gobbo' ^w^ ow 
^w^ 'good OwO Wauncewot Gobbo, ;;w;; use >_> youw ^.^ wegs, UwU take OwO the start, run away.' 
UwU My ;;w;; conscience :33 says >_< 'Nyo; UwU take :3 heed, >w< honyest Wauncewot, UwU take :3 heed, 
>w< honyest x3 Gobbo' ;;w;; ow, as ÚwÚ afowesaid, 'honest OwO Wauncewot Gobbo, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot 
wun; :33 scown x3 wunnying with >w< thy heews.' Weww, OwO the UwU most courageous 
x3 fiend >_< bids me uWu pack. OwO 'Via!' :33 says OwO the x3 fiend; xDD 'away!' :33 says OwO the 
:33 fiend. 'For OwO the uWu heavens, ;;w;; wouse OwO up :3 a bwave :33 mind' :33 says OwO the x3 fiend 
^.^ 'and ^-^ wun.' Weww, my ^.^ conscience, :33 hanging about OwO the neck >_> of my 
xDD heawt, :33 says vewy wisewy ^-^ to me >w< 'My >w< honyest fwiend Wauncewot, being 
OwO an >w< honyest ÚwÚ man's >w< son' ^w^ ow wathew x3 'an >w< honyest :3 woman's :33 son'; uWu fow 
>_< indeed my fathew >_> did xDD something UwU smack, xDD something gwow ^.^ to, ^.^ he xDD had :3 a 
>w< kind >_> of UwU taste- well, my ;;w;; conscience :33 says OwO 'Wauncewot, :33 budge not.' 
:33 'Budge,' :33 says OwO the :33 fiend. :3 'Budge ÚwÚ nyot,' :33 says my >_< conscience. 
uWu 'Conscience,' uWu say OwO I, ^.^ (you counsew well.' ^-^ 'Fiend,' uWu say OwO I, >_< 'you 
counsew well.' ÚwÚ To >w< be :33 wuw'd uWu by my ^.^ conscience, I shouwd stay with 
OwO the OwO Jew my :3 mastew, who- :3 God bless OwO the xDD mawk!- :3 is :3 a >w< kind >_> of deviw; 
:3 and, ^-^ to run away ^-^ fwom OwO the :3 Jew, I shouwd >w< be ruled uWu by OwO the ÚwÚ fiend, 
who- saving >_> youw wevewence!- :3 is OwO the ^w^ deviw :3 himsewf. ÚwÚ Cewtainwy OwO the 
OwO Jew :3 is OwO the vewy ^w^ deviw UwU incawnyation; :3 and, in my ^.^ conscience, my 
;;w;; conscience :3 is uWu but :3 a >w< kind >_> of ^-^ hawd ;;w;; conscience ^-^ to :3 offew ^-^ to counsew 
me ^-^ to stay with OwO the Jew. The x3 fiend gives OwO the ^-^ mowe fwiendwy 
x3 counsew. I uWu wiww ^-^ wun, x3 fiend; my ^.^ heews awe at >_> youw uWu commandment; I 
uWu wiww uWu wun. 

x3 Entew OwO OWD uWu GOBBO, with :3 a basket 

GOBBO. ^-^ Mastew x3 young man, you, I pray you, ;;w;; which :3 is OwO the uWu way ^-^ to 
^w^ mastew ^w^ Jew's? 
LAUNCELOT. ^-^ [Aside] :3 O >_< heavens! :3 This :3 is my ^.^ twue-begotten fathew, 
:3 who, being ^-^ mowe than sand-blind, high-gwavew :3 bwind, knows me not. 
I uWu wiww twy >_> confusions with >_> him. 
GOBBO. ^-^ Mastew x3 young ;;w;; gentweman, I pray you, ;;w;; which :3 is OwO the uWu way ^-^ to 
^w^ mastew ^w^ Jew's? 
LAUNCELOT. OwO Tuwn OwO up uWu on >_> youw ^.^ wight hand at OwO the next >w< tuwnying, ;;w;; but, at 
OwO the next UwU tuwnying >_> of aww, uWu on >_> youw left; >w< mawwy, at OwO the vewy next 
>w< tuwnying, xDD tuwn >_> of nyo ;;w;; hand, uWu but xDD tuwn ;;w;; down ÚwÚ indiwectwy ^-^ to OwO the :3 Jew's 
>_< house. 
GOBBO. Be God's UwU sonties, 'twill >w< be :3 a ^-^ hawd uWu way ^-^ to ;;w;; hit! ^w^ Can you tell 
me whethew ^-^ onye Wauncewot, UwU that dwells with ^w^ him, ÚwÚ dweww with him ^w^ ow 
nyo? 
LAUNCELOT. x3 Tawk you >_> of x3 young ^-^ Mastew Wauncewot? ^-^ [Aside] >_< Mawk me 
UwU nyow; :3 nyow uWu wiww I ÚwÚ waise OwO the waters.- x3 Tawk you >_> of x3 young ^-^ Mastew 
Wauncewot? 
GOBBO. :3 Nyo :3 mastew, ;;w;; siw, uWu but :3 a UwU poow ÚwÚ man's :3 son; his fathew, >w< though I 
;;w;; say't, :3 is OwO an >w< honyest >w< exceeding UwU poow man, :3 and, :3 God >w< be uWu thanked, ;;w;; weww 
^-^ to wive. 
LAUNCELOT. Weww, let his fathew >w< be what UwU 'a wiww, ^-^ we talk >_> of x3 young 
^-^ Mastew Launcelot. 
GOBBO. Your worship's OwO fwiend, ÚwÚ and Wauncewot, sir. 
LAUNCELOT. But I pray you, x3 ewgo, ^.^ owd man, x3 ewgo, I uWu beseech you, talk 
you >_> of x3 young ^-^ Mastew Wauncewot? 
GOBBO. x3 Of Wauncewot, ^w^ an't >w< pwease >_> youw UwU mastewship. 
LAUNCELOT. :33 Ewgo, ^-^ Mastew Launcelot. x3 Tawk ^.^ nyot >_> of ^-^ Mastew Wauncewot, 
uWu fathew; uWu fow OwO the x3 young ;;w;; gentweman, >w< accowding ^-^ to :3 Fates ÚwÚ and Destinies 
ÚwÚ and such uWu odd ÚwÚ sayings, OwO the Sisters >_< Thwee ÚwÚ and such branches >_> of 
weawnying, :3 is >_< indeed deceased; ;;w;; ow, as you would uWu say in ;;w;; pwain 
terms, gonye ^-^ to >_< heaven. 
GOBBO. x3 Mawwy, :3 God forbid! The :3 boy ÚwÚ was OwO the vewy xDD staff >_> of my ^-^ age, my 
vewy ^w^ pwop. 
LAUNCELOT. Do I ÚwÚ wook >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; cudgew ^w^ ow :3 a huvw-post, :3 a xDD staff ^w^ ow :3 a 
ÚwÚ pwop? Do you xDD knyow uWu me, fathew? 
GOBBO. ;;w;; Awack OwO the day, I xDD knyow you ;;w;; nyot, x3 young ^w^ gentweman; uWu but I pray 
you tell uWu me, :3 is my xDD boy- :3 God west his >_> souw!- x3 awive ^w^ ow ;;w;; dead? 
LAUNCELOT. Do you ^.^ nyot xDD knyow uWu me, fathew? 
GOBBO. Awack, ;;w;; siw, I x3 am ^-^ sand-bwind; I xDD knyow you not. 
LAUNCELOT. ;;w;; Nyay, :3 indeed, ^-^ if you xDD had >_> youw >_> eyes, you UwU might x3 faiw >_> of OwO the 
ÚwÚ knyowing :3 me: ^.^ it :3 is :3 a xDD wise fathew UwU that knows his >_> own chiwd. Weww, 
^.^ owd man, I uWu wiww tell you UwU nyews >_> of >_> youw :33 son. >w< Give me >_> youw ;;w;; bwessing; 
>w< twuth uWu wiww come ^-^ to ^-^ wight; murder cannyot >w< be hid xDD wong; :3 a ÚwÚ man's :3 son 
>w< may, uWu but in OwO the ^-^ end >w< twuth uWu wiww >_< out. 
GOBBO. ;;w;; Pway you, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ stand up; I x3 am ^w^ suwe you awe ^.^ nyot OwO Wauncewot my 
ÚwÚ boy. 
LAUNCELOT. ;;w;; Pway you, wet's ^.^ have nyo ^-^ mowe OwO foowing about it, uWu but ^w^ give 
me >_> youw ;;w;; bwessing; I x3 am Wauncewot, >_> youw :3 boy UwU that OwO was, >_> youw :3 son 
UwU that ;;w;; is, >_> youw >w< chiwd UwU that uWu shaww UwU be. 
GOBBO. I cannyot ÚwÚ think you awe my :33 son. 
LAUNCELOT. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what I uWu shaww ÚwÚ think >_> of UwU that; uWu but I x3 am 
Wauncewot, OwO the :3 Jew's man, ÚwÚ and I x3 am ^w^ suwe Margery >_> youw UwU wife :3 is my 
mother. 
GOBBO. Her name :3 is xDD Mawgewy, :3 indeed. I'll >w< be >_> swown, ^-^ if :3 thou >w< be 
Wauncewot, :3 thou art >_< minye >_> own ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and bwood. Wowd >w< wowshipp'd 
UwU might ^.^ he ^.^ be, what :3 a beard x3 hast :3 thou xDD got! Thou x3 hast ^w^ got ^-^ mowe >_< haiw 
uWu on >w< thy chin than Dobbin my fill-horse >_> has uWu on his tail. 
LAUNCELOT. ^w^ It shouwd seem, then, UwU that ÚwÚ Dobbin's x3 taiw grows backwawd; 
I x3 am ^w^ suwe ^.^ he xDD had ^-^ mowe >_< haiw >_> of his x3 taiw than I ^.^ have >_> of my ;;w;; face 
when I last ^-^ saw >_> him. 
GOBBO. :3 Wowd, how art :3 thou >_< chang'd! OwO How OwO dost :3 thou ÚwÚ and >w< thy ^w^ mastew 
agree? I ^.^ have ^w^ bwought him :3 a pwesent. OwO How 'gree you ^w^ nyow? 
LAUNCELOT. Weww, ;;w;; weww; ;;w;; but, uWu fow >_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, as I ^.^ have xDD set OwO up my 
west ^-^ to run ^w^ away, OwO so I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot west ÚwÚ tiww I ^.^ have run >w< some ground. 
UwU My >_< mastew's :3 a vewy Jew. >w< Give him :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent! >w< Give him :3 a >_> hawtew. I 
x3 am famish'd in his ^-^ sewvice; you ^-^ may tell every fingew I ^.^ have with 
my >_> wibs. Father, I x3 am ^.^ gwad you awe x3 come; ^w^ give me >_> youw ÚwÚ pwesent ^-^ to 
^-^ onye ^-^ Mastew Bassanyio, ^-^ who >_< indeed gives x3 wawe OwO nyew uWu wivewies; ^-^ if I 
sewve ^.^ nyot ^w^ him, I uWu wiww run as :3 faw as :3 God >_> has ^-^ any ground. :3 O x3 wawe 
xDD fowtunye! ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the xDD man. ÚwÚ To ^w^ him, fathew, uWu fow I x3 am :3 a :3 Jew, ^-^ if I 
sewve OwO the OwO Jew ^-^ any longer. 

x3 Entew ;;w;; BASSANyIO, with LEONARDO, with :3 a x3 FOWWOWEW ^w^ ow two 

BASSANyIO. You ^-^ may ^-^ do >w< so; uWu but let ^.^ it >w< be OwO so hasted UwU that ^w^ suppew >w< be 
ready at OwO the uWu fawthest uWu by five >_> of OwO the uWu cwock. ^w^ See ^.^ these letters 
;;w;; dewivewed, >w< put OwO the ÚwÚ wivewies ^-^ to >w< making, ÚwÚ and desiwe Gratiano ^-^ to 
come anon ^-^ to my >_< wodging. Exit :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT 
LAUNCELOT. ÚwÚ To ^w^ him, father. 
GOBBO. :3 God bless >_> youw ^-^ wowship! 
BASSANyIO. x3 Gwamewcy; wouldst :3 thou >w< aught with x3 me? 
GOBBO. Here's my UwU son, ;;w;; siw, :3 a UwU poow xDD boy- 
LAUNCELOT. :3 Nyot :3 a UwU poow OwO boy, ;;w;; siw, uWu but OwO the rich :3 Jew's man, UwU that ÚwÚ wouwd, 
;;w;; siw, as my fathew uWu shaww :3 specify- 
GOBBO. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :3 a gweat infection, ;;w;; siw, as ^-^ onye would ÚwÚ say, ^-^ to sewve- 
LAUNCELOT. :3 Indeed OwO the ^-^ showt ÚwÚ and OwO the wong ;;w;; is, I sewve OwO the :3 Jew, ÚwÚ and 
^.^ have :3 a desiwe, as my fathew uWu shaww :3 specify- 
GOBBO. His ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ and >_< he, saving >_> youw worship's reverence, awe 
scarce :3 catew-cousins- 
LAUNCELOT. ÚwÚ To >w< be brief, OwO the vewy >w< twuth :3 is UwU that OwO the :3 Jew, having x3 donye 
me ^.^ wwong, doth cause uWu me, as my fathew, being I >w< hope OwO an ^.^ owd man, 
uWu shaww UwU fwutify x3 unto :3 you- 
GOBBO. I ^.^ have here :3 a dish >_> of doves UwU that I would bestow x3 upon >_> youw 
:33 wowship; ÚwÚ and my suit UwU is- 
LAUNCELOT. UwU In vewy brief, OwO the suit :3 is impewtinyent ^-^ to ÚwÚ mysewf, as 
>_> youw wowship uWu shaww xDD knyow uWu by :3 this >w< honyest ^.^ owd >w< man; :3 and, >w< though I uWu say 
it, >w< though ^.^ owd man, ÚwÚ yet UwU poow man, my father. 
BASSANyIO. >_< Onye speak uWu fow >_> both. What would you? 
LAUNCELOT. Sewve you, sir. 
GOBBO. :33 That :3 is OwO the vewy x3 defect >_> of OwO the matter, sir. 
BASSANyIO. I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww; :3 thou x3 hast obtain'd >w< thy ;;w;; suit. 
:3 Shywock >w< thy ^w^ mastew xDD spoke with me :3 this day, 
And ;;w;; hath ^w^ pwefeww'd ^.^ thee, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ pwefewment 
ÚwÚ To xDD weave :3 a rich :3 Jew's service ^-^ to ÚwÚ become 
The fowwowew >_> of OwO so UwU poow :3 a gentleman. 
LAUNCELOT. The ^.^ owd OwO pwuvwb :3 is vewy ;;w;; weww x3 pawted :3 between my ^w^ mastew 
:3 Shywock ÚwÚ and you, uWu siw: you ^.^ have OwO the OwO gwace >_> of God, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ;;w;; hath 
^w^ enyough. 
BASSANyIO. Thou OwO speak'st ^.^ it :33 weww. Go, fathew, with >w< thy :33 son. 
;;w;; Take xDD weave >_> of >w< thy ^.^ owd :3 mastew, ÚwÚ and >_< inquiwe 
UwU My ÚwÚ wodging >_< out. uWu [To :3 a SEWVANT] >w< Give him :3 a x3 wivewy 
Mowe >_> guawded than his fewwows'; UwU see ^.^ it >w< donye. 
LAUNCELOT. Father, in. I cannyot >_< get :3 a UwU sewvice, no! I ^.^ have :33 nye'ew :3 a 
:33 tongue in my head! ÚwÚ [Wooking uWu on his x3 pawm] ^-^ Weww; ^-^ if ^-^ any man in 
^-^ Itawy ^.^ have :3 a ^-^ faiwew ^-^ tabwe ;;w;; which doth :3 offew ^-^ to uWu sweaw x3 upon :3 a UwU book- I 
uWu shaww ^.^ have good xDD fowtunye. uWu Go ^.^ to, >w< hewe's :3 a ÚwÚ simpwe xDD winye >_> of life; 
>w< hewe's :3 a small twifwe >_> of wives; alas, ^w^ fifteen ;;w;; wives :3 is OwO nyothing; 
>_> a'weven xDD widows ÚwÚ and :33 nyinye xDD maids :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ simpwe ÚwÚ coming-in uWu fow ^-^ onye xDD man. 
And then ^-^ to ^w^ scape dwownying :3 thwice, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be in peril >_> of my life 
with OwO the >_> edge >_> of :3 a x3 feathew-bed-hewe awe ÚwÚ simpwe ^-^ scapes. Weww, ^-^ if 
>_> Fowtunye >w< be :3 a woman, she's :3 a good wench uWu fow :3 this ^.^ geaw. Father, 
x3 come; I'll UwU take my xDD weave >_> of OwO the OwO Jew in OwO the ;;w;; twinkwing. 
>_< Exeunt ^.^ WAUNCEWOT ÚwÚ and OwO OWD ÚwÚ GOBBO 
BASSANyIO. I pray ^.^ thee, good Weonyawdo, ÚwÚ think uWu on ÚwÚ this. 
^.^ These >w< things being bought ÚwÚ and >_> owdewwy ;;w;; bestowed, 
Wetuwn in haste, uWu fow I ^-^ do feast ^.^ to-nyight 
UwU My :33 best ^-^ esteem'd >w< acquaintance; UwU hie ^.^ thee, ^.^ go. 
WEONyAWDO. UwU My :33 best ^-^ endeavouws uWu shaww >w< be x3 donye ;;w;; hewein. 

x3 Entew :33 GWATIANyO 

:3 GWATIANyO. Where's >_> youw ^.^ mastew? 
WEONyAWDO. ^-^ Yondew, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ he wawks. Exit 
:3 GWATIANyO. UwU Signyiow Bassanyio! 
BASSANyIO. uWu Gwatianyo! 
:3 GWATIANyO. I ^.^ have suit ^-^ to you. 
BASSANyIO. You ^.^ have obtain'd it. 
:3 GWATIANyO. You >w< must ^.^ nyot deny :3 me: I >w< must >w< go with you ^-^ to x3 Bewmont. 
BASSANyIO. ÚwÚ Why, then you :3 must. But hear ^.^ thee, Gratiano: 
Thou art xDD too wild, xDD too rude, ÚwÚ and bowd >_> of UwU voice- 
Pawts UwU that ÚwÚ become ÚwÚ thee UwU happiwy enyough, 
And in such eyes as ^w^ ouws :3 appeaw ^.^ nyot faults; 
But xDD whewe :3 thou art ^.^ nyot ;;w;; knyown, x3 why there uWu they show 
OwO Something xDD too liberal. ;;w;; Pway ^.^ thee, UwU take pain 
ÚwÚ To allay with >w< some x3 cowd ^.^ dwops >_> of x3 modesty 
x3 Thy >_> skipping spirit; west OwO thwough >w< thy wiwd >_> behaviouw 
I >w< be :3 misconst'wed in OwO the place I >w< go ^-^ to 
And wose my UwU hopes. 
:3 GWATIANyO. UwU Signyiow Bassanyio, hear :3 me: 
>w< If I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< put uWu on :3 a :33 sobew habit, 
x3 Tawk with :33 wespect, ÚwÚ and uWu sweaw uWu but :3 nyow ÚwÚ and then, 
OwO Weaw >w< pwayew-books in my pocket, ÚwÚ wook >_> demuwewy, 
Nyay :3 mowe, >_< whiwe OwO gwace :3 is ^.^ saying ^.^ hood >_< minye eyes 
ÚwÚ Thus with my hat, ÚwÚ and >w< sigh, ÚwÚ and uWu say ;;w;; amen, 
;;w;; Use >w< aww OwO the >_< obsewvance >_> of civility 
;;w;; Wike ^-^ onye ;;w;; weww ^.^ studied in :3 a >_> sad uWu ostent 
ÚwÚ To >w< pwease his :33 gwandam, never xDD twust me more. 
BASSANyIO. Weww, ^-^ we uWu shaww UwU see >_> youw bearing. 
:3 GWATIANyO. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but I bar to-night; you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :33 gauge me 
By what ^-^ we ^-^ do to-nyight. 
BASSANyIO. No, UwU that ;;w;; wewe :3 pity; 
I would entweat you wathew ^-^ to >w< put uWu on 
Your >w< bowdest suit >_> of mirth, uWu fow ^-^ we ^.^ have fwiends 
:33 That OwO puwpose merriment. But fare you ;;w;; weww; 
I ^.^ have >w< some :33 businyess. 
:3 GWATIANyO. And I >w< must ^-^ to uWu Wowenzo ÚwÚ and OwO the west; 
But ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< visit you at supper-time. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
Venyice. ;;w;; SHYWOCK'S house 

x3 Entew OwO JESSICA ÚwÚ and ^.^ WAUNCEWOT 

JESSICA. I x3 am >_< sowwy :3 thou xDD wiwt xDD weave my fathew ÚwÚ so. 
Our house :3 is x3 heww; ÚwÚ and thou, :3 a >_> mewwy x3 deviw, 
>w< Didst x3 wob ^.^ it >_> of >w< some ÚwÚ taste >_> of tediousness. 
But fare ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww; there :3 is :3 a ducat uWu fow thee; 
And, Wauncewot, >_> soon at ^w^ suppew ^-^ shawt :3 thou UwU see 
^w^ Wowenzo, ^-^ who :3 is >w< thy OwO nyew >_< mastew's >w< guest. 
>w< Give him :3 this :33 wettew; ^-^ do ^.^ it secretly. 
And OwO so faweweww. I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have my fathew 
^w^ See me in talk with thee. 
LAUNCELOT. :3 Adieu! ;;w;; teaws ^.^ exhibit my OwO tongue. uWu Most xDD beautifuw ;;w;; pagan, 
UwU most ^w^ sweet xDD Jew! >w< If :3 a ÚwÚ Chwistian ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD pway OwO the ^.^ knyave ÚwÚ and >_< get 
^.^ thee, I x3 am >w< much deceived. But, ;;w;; adieu! ^.^ these foowish ^.^ dwops ^-^ do 
xDD something drown my >_< manwy spirit; ;;w;; adieu! 
JESSICA. Faweweww, good Launcelot. Exit ^.^ WAUNCEWOT 
Awack, what >w< heinyous xDD sin :3 is ^.^ it in me 
ÚwÚ To >w< be asham'd ^-^ to >w< be my >_< fathew's chiwd! 
But >w< though I x3 am :3 a daughter ^-^ to his blood, 
I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^-^ to his OwO mannyews. :3 O ^w^ Wowenzo, 
>w< If :3 thou ^-^ keep ;;w;; pwomise, I uWu shaww ^-^ end :3 this stwife, 
>_> Become :3 a ÚwÚ Chwistian ÚwÚ and >w< thy :33 woving wife. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
Venyice. OwO A uWu stweet 

x3 Entew >w< GWATIANyO, ^.^ WOWENZO, SALERIO, ÚwÚ and SOWANyIO 

LORENZO. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ we uWu wiww slink away in >_> suppewtime, 
:33 Disguise OwO us at my ÚwÚ wodging, ÚwÚ and xDD wetuwn 
^-^ Aww in OwO an hour. 
:3 GWATIANyO. We ^.^ have ^.^ nyot :3 made good preparation. 
>w< SAWEWIO. We ^.^ have ^.^ nyot xDD spoke OwO us ÚwÚ yet >_> of towch-beawews. 
:3 SOWANyIO. ^.^ 'Tis vile, unwess ^.^ it ^-^ may >w< be quaintwy ordered; 
And better in my :33 mind ^.^ nyot >_< undewtook. 
LORENZO. ^.^ 'Tis :3 nyow uWu but ;;w;; fouw o'cwock; ^-^ we ^.^ have two ^w^ houws 
ÚwÚ To >_> fuwnyish ÚwÚ us. 

x3 Entew LAUNCELOT, x3 With :3 a letter 

Friend Wauncewot, ^w^ what's OwO the x3 nyews? 
LAUNCELOT. An ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< pwease you ^-^ to >_< bweak OwO up this, ^.^ it uWu shaww ÚwÚ seem 
^-^ to signify. 
LORENZO. I xDD knyow OwO the >w< hand; in :33 faith, 'tis :3 a fair ;;w;; hand, 
And whiter than OwO the paper ^.^ it :3 wwit uWu on 
^-^ Is OwO the fair hand UwU that wwit. 
:3 GWATIANyO. ^w^ Wuv-nyews, in faith! 
LAUNCELOT. By >_> youw leave, sir. 
LORENZO. Whither ^w^ goest thou? 
LAUNCELOT. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to ;;w;; bid my ^.^ owd :3 mastew, OwO the :3 Jew, ^-^ to sup 
^.^ to-nyight with my OwO nyew :3 mastew, OwO the Chwistian. 
LORENZO. ^-^ Howd, ;;w;; hewe, UwU take ÚwÚ this. >_> Teww gentwe xDD Jessica 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot x3 faiw UwU hew; speak ^.^ it pwivatewy. 
Go, gentlemen, Exit ^.^ WAUNCEWOT 
uWu Wiww you :33 pwepawe you uWu fow :3 this OwO masque x3 to-nyight? 
I x3 am provided >_> of :3 a ^w^ towch-beawew. 
>w< SAWEWIO. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, I'll >w< be gonye about ^.^ it ÚwÚ stwaight. 
:3 SOWANyIO. And OwO so uWu wiww :3 I. 
LORENZO. UwU Meet me ÚwÚ and Gratiano 
^.^ At uWu Gwatianyo's ÚwÚ wodging >w< some hour ^-^ hence. 
>w< SAWEWIO. ^.^ 'Tis good ^-^ we ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. >_< Exeunt ^w^ SAWEWIO ÚwÚ and SOWANyIO 
:3 GWATIANyO. >_> Was ^.^ nyot UwU that letter ^-^ fwom fair ÚwÚ Jessica? 
LORENZO. I >w< must ^.^ nyeeds tell ÚwÚ thee all. She ;;w;; hath >_< diwected 
OwO How I uWu shaww UwU take xDD hew ^-^ fwom xDD hew >_< fathew's >_< house; 
What gold ÚwÚ and jewews ^.^ she :3 is furnish'd with; 
What uWu page's suit ^.^ she ;;w;; hath in xDD weadinyess. 
>w< If e'ew OwO the OwO Jew xDD hew fathew come ^-^ to UwU heaven, 
^w^ It uWu wiww >w< be uWu fow his gentwe :33 daughtew's OwO sake; 
And never dare ^-^ misfowtunye cross xDD hew ^.^ foot, 
>_< Unwess ^.^ she ^-^ do ^.^ it uWu undew :3 this ^-^ excuse, 
:33 That ^.^ she :3 is xDD issue ^-^ to :3 a xDD faithwess Jew. 
^w^ Come, >w< go with uWu me, ^w^ pewuse :3 this as :3 thou ÚwÚ goest; 
^-^ Faiw xDD Jessica uWu shaww >w< be my ^w^ towch-beawew. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE :3 V. 
Venyice. Before ;;w;; SHYWOCK'S house 

x3 Entew >w< SHYWOCK ÚwÚ and ^.^ WAUNCEWOT 

SHYLOCK. Weww, :3 thou ^-^ shawt xDD see; >w< thy eyes uWu shaww >w< be >w< thy :33 judge, 
The >_> diffewence >_> of ^.^ owd :3 Shywock ÚwÚ and :3 Bassanyio.- 
>_> What, UwU Jessica!- Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot >_< gowmandize 
UwU As :3 thou x3 hast x3 donye with :3 me- >_> What, UwU Jessica!- 
And ;;w;; sweep ÚwÚ and OwO snyowe, ÚwÚ and rend apparel :33 out- 
ÚwÚ Why, x3 Jessica, I :33 say! 
LAUNCELOT. ÚwÚ Why, :33 Jessica! 
SHYLOCK. OwO Who >_< bids ÚwÚ thee ^-^ caww? I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee :3 caww. 
LAUNCELOT. Your wowship ÚwÚ was UwU wont ^-^ to tell me I :33 couwd ^-^ do nyothing 
^-^ without ^-^ bidding. 

x3 Entew OwO JESSICA 

JESSICA. ^-^ Caww you? What :3 is >_> youw x3 wiww? 
SHYLOCK. I x3 am ;;w;; bid :3 fowth ^-^ to suppew, Jessica; 
Thewe awe my keys. But xDD whewefowe shouwd I go? 
I x3 am ^.^ nyot ;;w;; bid uWu fow :33 wuv; uWu they fwattew me; 
But ÚwÚ yet I'll >w< go in ^.^ hate, ^-^ to :33 feed x3 upon 
The :33 pwodigaw Chwistian. x3 Jessica, my girl, 
Wook ^-^ to my >_< house. I x3 am ^.^ wight loath ^-^ to ^.^ go; 
Thewe :3 is >w< some i-iww >_> a-bwewing towards my rest, 
>_< Fow I >_> did ^-^ dweam >_> of monyey-bags to-nyight. 
LAUNCELOT. I uWu beseech you, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ go; my x3 young ^w^ mastew doth OwO expect >_> youw 
reproach. 
SHYLOCK. ^w^ So ^-^ do I ^-^ his. 
LAUNCELOT. And uWu they ^.^ have ÚwÚ conspiwed >_< togethew; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu say you 
uWu shaww UwU see :3 a masque, uWu but ^-^ if you uWu do, then ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot uWu fow nyothing 
UwU that my nyose feww a-bweeding uWu on Bwack Monday last at OwO six o'cwock 
>w< i' th' morning, fawwing >_< out UwU that yeaw uWu on OwO Ash Wednyesday ÚwÚ was ;;w;; fouw 
yeaw, in th' :33 aftewnyoon. 
SHYLOCK. >_> What, awe there ;;w;; masques? >w< Heaw you uWu me, uWu Jessica: 
Lock OwO up my doors, ÚwÚ and when you hear OwO the ^.^ dwum, 
And OwO the :3 viwe :3 squeawing >_> of OwO the uWu wwy-nyeck'd fife, 
Cwambew ^.^ nyot you OwO up ^-^ to OwO the UwU casements then, 
Nyow OwO thwust >_> youw head OwO into OwO the uWu pubwic uWu stweet 
ÚwÚ To xDD gaze uWu on ÚwÚ Chwistian fools with vawnyish'd faces; 
But xDD stop my :3 house's >w< eaws- I UwU mean my casements; 
>_> Wet ^.^ nyot OwO the :33 sound >_> of shawwow xDD fopp'wy ÚwÚ entew 
UwU My :33 sobew >_< house. By :33 Jacob's staff, I uWu sweaw 
I ^.^ have nyo :33 mind >_> of ;;w;; feasting :3 fowth to-night; 
But I uWu wiww ^.^ go. uWu Go you before uWu me, ;;w;; siwwah; 
Say I uWu wiww come. 
LAUNCELOT. I uWu wiww >w< go OwO befowe, sir. Mistwess, ÚwÚ wook >_< out at ^w^ window uWu fow 
>w< aww ÚwÚ this. 
Thewe uWu wiww come :3 a ÚwÚ Chwistian uWu by 
uWu Wiww >w< be wowth :3 a >_< Jewess' >w< eye. Exit 
SHYLOCK. What :33 says UwU that OwO foow >_> of Hagaw's offspwing, ha? 
JESSICA. His uWu wowds ;;w;; wewe 'Farewell, :3 mistwess'; nyothing >w< ewse. 
SHYLOCK. The patch :3 is >w< kind enyough, uWu but :3 a huge feedew, 
uWu Snyaiw-swow in :33 pwofit, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he sweeps uWu by :3 day 
Mowe than OwO the wild-cat; drones ^.^ hive ^.^ nyot with uWu me, 
OwO Thewefowe I part with him; ÚwÚ and part with him 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ onye UwU that I would ^.^ have him ^w^ hewp ^-^ to ^.^ waste 
His OwO bowwowed puwse. Weww, x3 Jessica, >w< go in; 
Perhaps I uWu wiww xDD wetuwn immediatewy. 
Do as I ;;w;; bid you, OwO shut :33 doows aftew you. 
ÚwÚ Fast xDD bind, fast ^.^ find- 
OwO A OwO pwuvwb never ^-^ stawe in thwifty mind. Exit 
JESSICA. Farewell; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if my >_> fowtunye >w< be ^.^ nyot ;;w;; cwost, 
I ^.^ have :3 a fathew, you :3 a >_> daughtew, xDD wost. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE VI. 
Venyice. Before ;;w;; SHYWOCK'S house 

x3 Entew OwO the >_> maskews, :33 GWATIANyO ÚwÚ and ^w^ SAWEWIO 

:3 GWATIANyO. :3 This :3 is OwO the ^w^ pent-house uWu undew ;;w;; which uWu Wowenzo 
Desiwed OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 stand. 
>w< SAWEWIO. His hour :3 is ^w^ awmost ^.^ past. 
:3 GWATIANyO. And ^.^ it :3 is x3 mawvew ^.^ he out-dwells his xDD houw, 
>_< Fow lovers >w< evew run before OwO the uWu cwock. 
>w< SAWEWIO. :33 O, >w< ten xDD times ^-^ fastew Venyus' pigeons UwU fwy 
ÚwÚ To >w< seaw ^-^ wuv's ÚwÚ bonds OwO nyew :3 made than uWu they awe UwU wont 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep >_< obwiged :3 faith unforfeited! 
:3 GWATIANyO. :33 That >w< evew x3 howds: ^-^ who wiseth ^-^ fwom :3 a feast 
x3 With UwU that keen :3 appetite UwU that ^.^ he OwO sits :33 down? 
:3 Whewe :3 is OwO the horse UwU that doth ;;w;; untwead UwU again 
His >w< tedious measuwes with OwO the xDD unbated x3 fiwe 
:33 That ^.^ he >_> did pace them first? ^-^ Aww >w< things UwU that awe 
uWu Awe with ^-^ mowe spirit UwU chased than OwO enjoyed. 
OwO How >_< wike :3 a xDD younkew ^w^ ow :3 a :33 pwodigaw 
The scawfed bark ^-^ puts ^-^ fwom xDD hew ÚwÚ nyative OwO bay, 
Hugg'd ÚwÚ and embraced uWu by OwO the >w< stwumpet >_> wind; 
OwO How >_< wike OwO the :33 pwodigaw doth ^.^ she return, 
x3 With uvw-weathew'd xDD wibs ÚwÚ and ^.^ wagged sails, 
Lean, went, ÚwÚ and uWu beggaw'd uWu by OwO the >w< stwumpet wind! 

x3 Entew ;;w;; WOWENZO 

>w< SAWEWIO. ;;w;; Hewe comes ^-^ Wowenzo; ^-^ mowe >_> of :3 this hereafter. 
LORENZO. ^.^ Sweet fwiends, >_> youw >_< patience uWu fow my wong ^.^ abode! 
:3 Nyot OwO I, uWu but my affaiws, ^.^ have :3 made you :33 wait. 
When you uWu shaww >w< pwease ^-^ to xDD pway OwO the ;;w;; thieves uWu fow x3 wives, 
I'll watch as wong uWu fow you xDD then. Appwoach; 
;;w;; Hewe dwells my fathew Jew. ^.^ Ho! :33 who's >_< within? 

x3 Entew UwU JESSICA, ^.^ abuv, in xDD boy's clothes 

JESSICA. OwO Who awe you? >_> Teww uWu me, uWu fow ^-^ mowe xDD cewtainty, 
:33 Awbeit I'll uWu sweaw UwU that I ^-^ do xDD knyow >_> youw OwO tongue. 
LORENZO. ^w^ Wowenzo, ÚwÚ and >w< thy wuv. 
JESSICA. ^w^ Wowenzo, uWu cewtain; ÚwÚ and my love UwU indeed; 
>_< Fow ^-^ who love I OwO so much? And :3 nyow ^-^ who knows 
But you, ^w^ Wowenzo, whethew I x3 am yours? 
LORENZO. xDD Heaven ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_> thoughts awe witness UwU that :3 thou awt. 
JESSICA. Here, catch :3 this >_> casket; ^.^ it :3 is wowth OwO the ^.^ pains. 
I x3 am ^.^ gwad 'tis night, you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wook uWu on uWu me, 
>_< Fow I x3 am >w< much asham'd >_> of my ÚwÚ exchange; 
But love :3 is :3 bwind, ÚwÚ and lovers cannyot UwU see 
The pwetty fowwies UwU that themsewves OwO commit, 
>_< Fow, ^-^ if uWu they UwU couwd, ;;w;; Cupid ^-^ himsewf would x3 bwush 
ÚwÚ To UwU see me ;;w;; thus >_< twansfowmed ^-^ to :3 a ÚwÚ boy. 
LORENZO. :33 Descend, uWu fow you >w< must >w< be my ^w^ towch-beawew. 
JESSICA. >_< What! >w< must I howd :3 a xDD candwe ^-^ to my shames? 
^.^ They in themsewves, good UwU sooth, awe xDD too xDD too >_> wight. 
ÚwÚ Why, 'tis OwO an >w< office >_> of discovery, love, 
And I shouwd >w< be obscuw'd. 
LORENZO. ^w^ So awe you, ;;w;; sweet, 
>_< Even in OwO the UwU wuvwy garnish >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ boy. 
But come at once, 
>_< Fow OwO the :33 cwose night doth xDD pway OwO the ^.^ wunyaway, 
And ^-^ we awe :33 stay'd uWu fow at OwO Bassanyio's ^-^ feast. 
JESSICA. I uWu wiww ^-^ make fast OwO the doors, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ giwd ^-^ mysewf 
x3 With >w< some uWu moe >w< ducats, ÚwÚ and >w< be with you ÚwÚ stwaight. 
Exit :33 abuv 

:3 GWATIANyO. Nyow, uWu by my >_< hood, :3 a gentle, ÚwÚ and nyo Jew. 
LORENZO. UwU Beshwew uWu me, uWu but I love xDD hew >w< heawtiwy, 
>_< Fow ^.^ she :3 is ÚwÚ wise, ^-^ if I can ;;w;; judge >_> of UwU hew, 
And fair ^.^ she ;;w;; is, ^-^ if UwU that >_< minye eyes >w< be true, 
And OwO twue ^.^ she ;;w;; is, as ^.^ she ;;w;; hath ^w^ pwov'd herself; 
And ^.^ thewefowe, >_< wike herself, ÚwÚ wise, :33 faiw, ÚwÚ and true, 
:33 Shaww ^.^ she >w< be ^w^ pwaced in my ;;w;; constant ÚwÚ souw. 

x3 Entew UwU JESSICA, x3 bewow 

>_> What, art :3 thou ^.^ come? uWu On, gentlemen, away; 
Our masquing ;;w;; mates uWu by :3 this UwU time uWu fow OwO us >_> stay. 
Exit with OwO JESSICA ÚwÚ and ^w^ SAWEWIO 

x3 Entew ANTONyIO 

x3 ANTONyIO. >w< Who's thewe? 
:3 GWATIANyO. UwU Signyiow Antonio? 
x3 ANTONyIO. :33 Fie, ^.^ fie, >_< Gwatianyo, xDD whewe awe >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ west? 
^.^ 'Tis :33 nyinye o'cwock; ^-^ ouw fwiends >w< aww stay uWu fow OwO you; 
:3 Nyo OwO masque to-night; OwO the ^.^ wind :3 is come ;;w;; about; 
OwO Bassanyio ÚwÚ pwesentwy uWu wiww >w< go aboard; 
I ^.^ have x3 sent twenty >_< out ^-^ to >w< seek uWu fow you. 
:3 GWATIANyO. I x3 am ^.^ gwad >w< on't; I desiwe nyo ^-^ mowe dewight 
>w< Than ^-^ to >w< be uWu undew sail ÚwÚ and gonye to-nyight. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE :33 VII. 
x3 Bewmont. UwU POWTIA's house 

^w^ Fwouwish >_> of cornets. x3 Entew ;;w;; POWTIA, with OwO the PRINCE >_< OF MOWOCCO, 
ÚwÚ and theiw UwU twains 

PORTIA. uWu Go dwaw ^w^ aside OwO the uWu cuwtains ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ discuvw 
The uWu sevewaw caskets ^-^ to :3 this x3 nyobwe ^.^ Pwince. 
Nyow ^-^ make >_> youw x3 choice. 
PRINCE >_< OF MOROCCO. The :33 fiwst, >_> of ^.^ gowd, ^-^ who :3 this inscription ÚwÚ beaws: 
'Who chooseth me uWu shaww >_< gain what many x3 men xDD desiwe.' 
The ^-^ second, siwvew, ;;w;; which :3 this pwomise ^.^ cawwies: 
'Who chooseth me uWu shaww >_< get as >w< much as ^.^ he deserves.' 
:3 This third, :33 duww ^.^ wead, with wawnying >w< aww as ^w^ bwunt: 
'Who chooseth me >w< must ^w^ give ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hazawd >w< aww ^.^ he >w< hath.' 
OwO How uWu shaww I xDD knyow ^-^ if I ^-^ do OwO choose OwO the OwO wight? 
PORTIA. The ^-^ onye >_> of them uWu contains my picture, Prince; 
>w< If you OwO choose UwU that, then I x3 am x3 youws :3 withaw. 
PRINCE >_< OF MOROCCO. uWu Some god direct my judgment! >_> Wet me xDD see; 
I uWu wiww >w< suwvey th' inscriptions xDD back again. 
What :33 says :3 this :33 weaden x3 casket? 
'Who chooseth me >w< must ^w^ give ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hazawd >w< aww ^.^ he >w< hath.' 
Must :33 give- uWu fow ;;w;; what? >_< Fow >_< wead? Hazard uWu fow uWu wead! 
:3 This x3 casket thweatens; x3 men UwU that ;;w;; hazawd >w< aww 
Do ^.^ it in >w< hope >_> of fair ^w^ advantages. 
OwO A gowden :33 mind OwO stoops ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< shows >_> of dross; 
I'll then :3 nyow ^w^ give :3 nyow ;;w;; hazawd >w< aught uWu fow :33 wead. 
What :33 says OwO the ÚwÚ siwvew with xDD hew ;;w;; viwgin hue? 
'Who chooseth me uWu shaww >_< get as >w< much as ^.^ he deserves.' 
UwU As >w< much as ^.^ he desewves! Pause there, Morocco, 
And ^.^ weigh >w< thy >_< vawue with OwO an x3 even hand. 
>w< If :3 thou >_< beest x3 wated uWu by >w< thy ;;w;; estimation, 
Thou OwO dost deserve enyough, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet enough 
May ^.^ nyot uWu extend OwO so :3 faw as ^-^ to OwO the lady; 
And ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to >w< be >w< afeawd >_> of my ^w^ desewving 
Were uWu but :3 a uWu weak xDD disabwing >_> of ^-^ mysewf. 
UwU As >w< much as I desewve? ÚwÚ Why, that's OwO the ^-^ wady! 
I ^-^ do in biwth deserve UwU hew, ÚwÚ and in UwU fowtunyes, 
UwU In graces, ÚwÚ and in ^-^ quawities >_> of ^-^ bweeding; 
But ^-^ mowe than :33 these, in love I ^-^ do desewve. 
What ^-^ if I ^w^ stway'd nyo UwU fawthew, uWu but ^.^ chose hewe? 
Let's UwU see UwU once ^-^ mowe :3 this ^.^ saying grav'd in UwU gowd: 
'Who chooseth me uWu shaww >_< gain what many x3 men xDD desiwe.' 
ÚwÚ Why, that's OwO the ^-^ wady! ^-^ Aww OwO the x3 wowwd desires UwU hew; 
From OwO the ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ cownyews >_> of OwO the :3 eawth uWu they come 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ kiss :3 this shwinye, :3 this uWu mowtaw-bweathing uWu saint. 
The Hyrcanian :3 desewts ÚwÚ and OwO the vasty OwO wiwds 
x3 Of ^-^ wide Awabia awe as xDD thwoughfawes :3 nyow 
>_< Fow princes ^-^ to come view fair uWu Powtia. 
The >_> watewy UwU kingdom, uWu whose ambitious head 
:33 Spits in OwO the ;;w;; face >_> of UwU heaven, :3 is nyo bar 
ÚwÚ To xDD stop OwO the foweign spiwits, uWu but uWu they come 
UwU As o'ew :3 a ^.^ bwook ^-^ to UwU see fair uWu Powtia. 
>_< Onye >_> of ^.^ these three uWu contains xDD hew ^w^ heavenwy >_< pictuwe. 
:3 Is't >_< wike UwU that ;;w;; wead uWu contains uWu hew? 'Twewe uWu damnyation 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think OwO so base :3 a thought; ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe xDD too :3 gwoss 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wib xDD hew cewecwoth in OwO the >_> obscuwe ^-^ gwave. 
Ow uWu shaww I ÚwÚ think in ÚwÚ siwvew she's :3 immuw'd, 
>_> Being >w< ten xDD times undervalued ^-^ to ^.^ twied UwU gowd? 
:3 O sinful >_< thought! uWu Nyevew OwO so rich :3 a gem 
>_> Was xDD set in >_< wowse than >w< gowd. ^.^ They ^.^ have in ^.^ Engwand 
OwO A >_< coin UwU that uWu beaws OwO the figuwe >_> of OwO an :3 angew 
^w^ Stamp'd in ;;w;; gowd; uWu but that's x3 inscuwp'd upon. 
But here OwO an :3 angew in :3 a gowden bed 
:33 Wies >w< aww within. ^w^ Dewivew me OwO the key; 
;;w;; Hewe ^-^ do I choose, ÚwÚ and thrive I as I xDD may! 
PORTIA. Thewe, UwU take it, Pwince, ÚwÚ and ^-^ if my fowm lie there, 
;;w;; Then I x3 am ^w^ youws. :3 [He opens OwO the gowden casket] 
PRINCE >_< OF MOROCCO. :3 O heww! what ^.^ have ^-^ we hewe? 
OwO A carrion Death, within uWu whose uWu empty eye 
Thewe :3 is :3 a written scroll! I'll ;;w;; wead OwO the >_< wwiting. 
'Aww UwU that uWu gwistews :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ gowd, 
xDD Often ^.^ have you heard UwU that told; 
>_> Many :3 a man his life ;;w;; hath :3 sowd 
But my ^w^ outside ^-^ to UwU behowd. 
Gilded UwU tombs ^-^ do worms uWu infowd. 
Had you >_< been as xDD wise as bold, 
Young in xDD wimbs, in ÚwÚ judgment >_> owd, 
Your ÚwÚ answew xDD had ^.^ nyot >_< been x3 inscwoww'd. 
Fawe you well, >_> youw suit :3 is cold.' 
Cold :3 indeed, ÚwÚ and >_< wabouw lost, 
;;w;; Then ^.^ faweweww, ÚwÚ heat, ÚwÚ and welcome, :3 fwost. 
^.^ Powtia, ;;w;; adieu! I ^.^ have xDD too :3 gwiev'd :3 a OwO heawt 
ÚwÚ To UwU take :3 a >w< tedious :33 weave; ;;w;; thus :3 wosews pawt. 
Exit with his OwO twain. ^w^ Fwouwish >_> of ÚwÚ cownyets 
PORTIA. OwO A gentwe uWu widdance. Draw OwO the cuwtains, ^.^ go. 
>_> Wet >w< aww >_> of his complexion OwO choose me ÚwÚ so. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE VIII. 
Venyice. OwO A uWu stweet 

x3 Entew ^w^ SAWEWIO ÚwÚ and SOWANyIO 

>w< SAWEWIO. ÚwÚ Why, man, I ^-^ saw OwO Bassanyio uWu undew saiw; 
x3 With him :3 is Gratiano gonye ^.^ awong; 
And in theiw ;;w;; ship I x3 am ^w^ suwe uWu Wowenzo :3 is not. 
:3 SOWANyIO. The villain OwO Jew with >w< outcwies rais'd OwO the Duke, 
OwO Who went with him ^-^ to >_> seawch OwO Bassanyio's ;;w;; ship. 
>w< SAWEWIO. ÚwÚ He came xDD too :3 wate, OwO the ;;w;; ship ÚwÚ was uWu undew saiw; 
But there OwO the UwU Duke ÚwÚ was >w< given ^-^ to undewstand 
:33 That in :3 a gondola ;;w;; wewe uWu seen >_> togethew 
uWu Wowenzo ÚwÚ and his amorous Jessica; 
UwU Besides, ^-^ Antonyio UwU cewtified OwO the UwU Duke 
^.^ They ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot with OwO Bassanyio in his ;;w;; ship. 
:3 SOWANyIO. I never heard :3 a passion OwO so ;;w;; confus'd, 
^w^ So stwange, outrageous, ÚwÚ and OwO so ÚwÚ vawiabwe, 
UwU As OwO the ^.^ dog OwO Jew >_> did xDD uttew in OwO the >_< stweets. 
>w< 'My daughter! :3 O my >_> ducats! :3 O my daughter! 
uWu Fwed with :3 a Chwistian! :3 O my ÚwÚ Chwistian >_> ducats! 
Justice! OwO the xDD waw! UwU My ^w^ ducats ÚwÚ and my daughter! 
OwO A ;;w;; seawed uWu bag, two ;;w;; seawed :33 bags >_> of >w< ducats, 
x3 Of double >w< ducats, stow'n ^-^ fwom me uWu by my daughter! 
And jewews- two ^w^ stonyes, two rich ÚwÚ and pwecious ^w^ stonyes, 
:33 Stow'n uWu by my daughter! Justice! Find OwO the girl; 
She ;;w;; hath OwO the >w< stonyes x3 upon xDD hew ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ ducats.' 
>w< SAWEWIO. ÚwÚ Why, >w< aww OwO the :3 boys in Venyice follow ^w^ him, 
^w^ Cwying, his ^w^ stonyes, his >_> daughtew, ÚwÚ and his UwU ducats. 
:3 SOWANyIO. >_> Wet good ^-^ Antonyio ÚwÚ wook ^.^ he ^-^ keep his day, 
Ow ^.^ he uWu shaww pay uWu fow ÚwÚ this. 
>w< SAWEWIO. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; weww ;;w;; wememb'wed; 
I :33 weason'd with :3 a uWu Fwenchman x3 yestewday, 
OwO Who told uWu me, in OwO the narrow :33 seas UwU that part 
The xDD Fwench ÚwÚ and Engwish, there ^.^ miscawwied 
OwO A vessel >_> of ^-^ ouw ;;w;; countwy richly fwaught. 
I ^w^ thought x3 upon ^-^ Antonyio when ^.^ he told uWu me, 
And :33 wish'd in siwence UwU that ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot ^-^ his. 
:3 SOWANyIO. You ;;w;; wewe :33 best ^-^ to tell ^-^ Antonyio what you hear; 
>_> Yet ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^w^ suddenwy, uWu fow ^.^ it ^-^ may >w< gwieve >_> him. 
>w< SAWEWIO. OwO A kinder ^-^ gentweman :33 tweads ^.^ nyot OwO the xDD eawth. 
I ^-^ saw OwO Bassanyio ÚwÚ and ^-^ Antonyio pawt. 
OwO Bassanyio told him ^.^ he would ^-^ make >w< some ÚwÚ speed 
x3 Of his ^w^ wetuwn. ÚwÚ He answewed >w< 'Do ^.^ nyot >w< so; 
^.^ Swubbew ^.^ nyot ^-^ businyess uWu fow my UwU sake, Bassanyio, 
But stay OwO the vewy x3 wiping >_> of OwO the time; 
And uWu fow OwO the :3 Jew's bond ;;w;; which ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_> of uWu me, 
>_> Wet ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ entew in >_> youw :33 mind >_> of :33 wuv; 
Be uWu mewwy, ÚwÚ and x3 empwoy >_> youw UwU chiefest >_> thoughts 
ÚwÚ To courtship, ÚwÚ and such fair >w< ostents >_> of love 
UwU As uWu shaww convenyientwy ÚwÚ become you >_< thewe.' 
And x3 even there, his eye being xDD big with >_< teaws, 
;;w;; Tuwnying his ;;w;; face, ^.^ he >w< put his hand >_> behind ^w^ him, 
And with xDD affection :3 wondwous sensible 
ÚwÚ He wrung OwO Bassanyio's >w< hand; ÚwÚ and OwO so uWu they pawted. 
:3 SOWANyIO. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he only loves OwO the x3 wowwd uWu fow >_> him. 
I pray ^.^ thee, let OwO us >w< go ÚwÚ and find him out, 
And quicken his embraced heavinyess 
x3 With >w< some dewight ^w^ ow other. 
>w< SAWEWIO. Do ^-^ we ÚwÚ so. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE IX. 
x3 Bewmont. PORTIA'S house 

x3 Entew :3 NyEWISSA, ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD SEWVITOW 

NyEWISSA. >_> Quick, ^.^ quick, I pray ^.^ thee, dwaw OwO the OwO cuwtain ;;w;; stwaight; 
The Prince >_> of ^-^ Awwagon ;;w;; hath ta'en his ^-^ oath, 
And comes ^-^ to his >w< ewection >_> pwesentwy. 

^w^ Fwouwish >_> of cornets. x3 Entew OwO the PRINCE >_< OF >_< AWWAGON, 
;;w;; POWTIA, ÚwÚ and theiw UwU twains 

PORTIA. >_< Behowd, there ^.^ stand OwO the ^-^ caskets, x3 nyobwe ^.^ Pwince. 
>w< If you OwO choose UwU that wherein I x3 am ^-^ contain'd, 
:33 Stwaight uWu shaww ^-^ ouw ^w^ nyuptiaw :3 wites >w< be solemniz'd; 
But ^-^ if you :33 faiw, ^-^ without ^-^ mowe speech, my lord, 
You >w< must >w< be gonye ^-^ fwom x3 hence immediatewy. 
ARRAGON. I x3 am :33 enjoin'd uWu by OwO oath ^-^ to observe three >_> things: 
First, never ^-^ to ^-^ unfowd ^-^ to ^-^ any ^-^ onye 
^w^ Which x3 casket 'twas I ;;w;; chose; nyext, ^-^ if I x3 faiw 
x3 Of OwO the ^.^ wight ^w^ casket, never in my life 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ woo :3 a maid in uWu way >_> of marriage; 
Wastwy, 
>w< If I ^-^ do x3 faiw in >_> fowtunye >_> of my choice, 
Immediately ^-^ to xDD weave you ÚwÚ and >w< be gone. 
PORTIA. ÚwÚ To ^.^ these UwU injunctions every ^-^ onye doth uWu sweaw 
:33 That comes ^-^ to ;;w;; hazawd uWu fow my ^.^ wowthwess >w< sewf. 
ARRAGON. And OwO so ^.^ have I address'd >_> me. >_> Fowtunye :3 nyow 
ÚwÚ To my ^w^ heawt's ÚwÚ hope! x3 Gowd, siwvew, ÚwÚ and base :33 wead. 
'Who chooseth me >w< must ^w^ give ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hazawd >w< aww ^.^ he >w< hath.' 
You uWu shaww ÚwÚ wook ^-^ faiwew ewe I ^w^ give ^w^ ow ^.^ hazawd. 
What :33 says OwO the gowden UwU chest? Ha! let me see: 
'Who chooseth me uWu shaww >_< gain what many x3 men xDD desiwe.' 
What many x3 men xDD desiwe- UwU that ;;w;; 'many' ^-^ may >w< be meant 
By OwO the OwO foow muwtitude, UwU that OwO choose uWu by show, 
:3 Nyot >_> weawnying ^-^ mowe than OwO the OwO fond eye doth ^.^ teach; 
^w^ Which :33 pwies ^.^ nyot ^-^ to th' interior, ;;w;; but, >_< wike OwO the martlet, 
ÚwÚ Buiwds in OwO the weather uWu on OwO the >_> outwawd waww, 
>_< Even in OwO the x3 fowce ÚwÚ and woad >_> of xDD casuawty. 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot OwO choose what many x3 men desiwe, 
xDD Because I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot jump with ^w^ common uWu spiwits 
And :3 wank me with OwO the ^.^ bawbawous ^w^ muwtitudes. 
ÚwÚ Why, then ^-^ to ^.^ thee, :3 thou ÚwÚ siwvew uWu tweasuwe-house! 
>_> Teww me UwU once ^-^ mowe what title :3 thou OwO dost OwO beaw. 
'Who chooseth me uWu shaww >_< get as >w< much as ^.^ he deserves.' 
And ;;w;; weww ^w^ said :33 too; uWu fow ^-^ who uWu shaww >w< go about 
ÚwÚ To >_> cozen OwO fowtunye, ÚwÚ and >w< be honyouwabwe 
Without OwO the stamp >_> of OwO mewit? >_> Wet UwU nyonye presume 
ÚwÚ To wear OwO an xDD undesewved dignyity. 
:3 O UwU that ;;w;; estates, degwees, ÚwÚ and ^.^ offices, 
Were ^.^ nyot deriv'd ^w^ cowwuptwy, ÚwÚ and UwU that ;;w;; cweaw uWu honyouw 
Were ^-^ puwchas'd uWu by OwO the merit >_> of OwO the ;;w;; weawew! 
OwO How many then shouwd cuvw UwU that ^.^ stand ^w^ bawe! 
OwO How many >w< be ^w^ commanded UwU that UwU command! 
OwO How >w< much low ^-^ peasantwy would then >w< be ;;w;; gweanyed 
From OwO the OwO twue ^.^ seed >_> of xDD honyouw! ÚwÚ and how >w< much uWu honyouw 
Pick'd ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 chaff ÚwÚ and ruin >_> of OwO the times, 
ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO nyew varnish'd! Weww, uWu but ^-^ to my x3 choice. 
'Who chooseth me uWu shaww >_< get as >w< much as ^.^ he deserves.' 
I uWu wiww assume xDD desewt. >w< Give me :3 a ;;w;; key uWu fow this, 
And OwO instantwy UwU unwock my :3 fowtunyes here. 
:3 [He opens OwO the ÚwÚ siwvew casket] 
PORTIA. ^-^ [Aside] :3 Too wong :3 a :3 pause uWu fow UwU that ;;w;; which you find ^.^ thewe. 
ARRAGON. What's hewe? The ;;w;; powtwait >_> of :3 a blinking ÚwÚ idiot 
>_< Pwesenting me :3 a OwO scheduwe! I uWu wiww ;;w;; wead it. 
OwO How >w< much OwO unwike art :3 thou ^-^ to Powtia! 
OwO How >w< much OwO unwike my OwO hopes ÚwÚ and my desewvings! 
'Who chooseth me uWu shaww ^.^ have as >w< much as ^.^ he deserves.' 
OwO Did I deserve nyo ^-^ mowe than :3 a foow's >_< head? 
^-^ Is UwU that my UwU pwize? uWu Awe my :3 desewts nyo OwO bettew? 
PORTIA. ÚwÚ To offend ÚwÚ and ;;w;; judge awe distinct ^-^ offices 
And >_> of >_< opposed nyatuwes. 
ARRAGON. What :3 is hewe? ^-^ [Weads] 

xDD 'The x3 fiwe :3 seven xDD times ^.^ twied ^.^ this; 
^w^ Seven xDD times ^.^ twied UwU that ÚwÚ judgment :3 is 
:33 That >_> did never OwO choose OwO amiss. 
uWu Some there >w< be UwU that ^w^ shadows >w< kiss, 
Such ^.^ have uWu but :3 a shadow's >_< bwiss. 
Thewe >w< be fools x3 awive ^-^ iwis 
^-^ Siwvew'd xDD o'ew, ÚwÚ and OwO so ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ this. 
;;w;; Take what UwU wife you uWu wiww ^-^ to :33 bed, 
I uWu wiww >w< evew >w< be >_> youw head. 
^w^ So >w< be gone; you awe ÚwÚ sped.' 

OwO Stiww ^-^ mowe OwO foow I uWu shaww :3 appeaw 
By OwO the UwU time I wingew here. 
x3 With ^-^ onye foow's head I came ^-^ to woo, 
But I >w< go away with ^-^ two. 
ÚwÚ Sweet, ;;w;; adieu! I'll ^-^ keep my ^-^ oath, 
^-^ Patientwy ^-^ to bear my wroth. Exit with his x3 twain 

PORTIA. ÚwÚ Thus ;;w;; hath OwO the xDD candwe ;;w;; sing'd OwO the uWu moth. 
:33 O, ^.^ these uWu dewibewate fools! When uWu they ^-^ do choose, 
^.^ They ^.^ have OwO the OwO wisdom uWu by theiw ÚwÚ wit ^-^ to lose. 
NyEWISSA. The ÚwÚ ancient ^.^ saying :3 is nyo ^w^ hewesy: 
:3 Hanging ÚwÚ and :3 wiving :33 goes uWu by destiny. 
PORTIA. ^w^ Come, dwaw OwO the uWu cuwtain, ^-^ Nyewissa. 

x3 Entew :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT 

SERVANT. :3 Whewe :3 is my >w< wady? 
PORTIA. Here; what would my UwU wowd? 
SERVANT. ^w^ Madam, there :3 is alighted at >_> youw xDD gate 
OwO A x3 young Venyetian, ^-^ onye UwU that comes before 
ÚwÚ To signify th' ^-^ appwoaching >_> of his lord, 
From xDD whom ^.^ he bwingeth sensible regreets; 
ÚwÚ To wit, >w< besides ;;w;; commends ÚwÚ and courteous breath, 
ÚwÚ Gifts >_> of rich ÚwÚ vawue. >_> Yet I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot uWu seen 
^w^ So :33 wikewy OwO an ambassador >_> of wuv. 
OwO A :3 day in :3 Apwiw never came OwO so ^w^ sweet 
ÚwÚ To show how costly uWu summew ÚwÚ was at hand 
UwU As :3 this >w< fowe-spuwwew comes before his :33 wowd. 
PORTIA. :3 Nyo :3 mowe, I pray thee; I x3 am half >w< afeawd 
Thou xDD wiwt uWu say anon ^.^ he :3 is >w< some uWu kin ^-^ to ^.^ thee, 
Thou x3 spend'st such ^w^ high-day ÚwÚ wit in praising >_> him. 
^w^ Come, xDD come, ;;w;; Nyewissa, uWu fow I wong ^-^ to UwU see 
OwO Quick :33 Cupid's OwO post UwU that comes OwO so ^-^ mannyewwy. 
NyEWISSA. Bassanyio, Wowd UwU Wuv, ^-^ if >w< thy uWu wiww ^.^ it xDD be! >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
Venyice. OwO A uWu stweet 

x3 Entew SOWANyIO ÚwÚ and ^w^ SAWEWIO 

:3 SOWANyIO. Nyow, what UwU nyews uWu on OwO the Wiawto? 
>w< SAWEWIO. ÚwÚ Why, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it ;;w;; wives there >_< uncheck'd UwU that ^-^ Antonyio ;;w;; hath :3 a ;;w;; ship 
>_> of rich lading wreck'd uWu on OwO the narrow >_> seas; OwO the Goodwins I ÚwÚ think 
uWu they caww OwO the place, :3 a vewy dangewous fwat ÚwÚ and fatal, xDD whewe OwO the 
cawcases >_> of many :3 a taww ;;w;; ship lie buwied, as uWu they ÚwÚ say, ^-^ if my 
^.^ gossip Report >w< be OwO an >w< honyest ^-^ woman >_> of xDD hew :33 wowd. 
:3 SOWANyIO. I would ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe as lying :3 a ^.^ gossip in UwU that as >w< evew x3 knyapp'd 
ÚwÚ gingew ^w^ ow :3 made xDD hew xDD nyeighbouws believe ^.^ she >_> wept uWu fow OwO the death >_> of :3 a 
third >_> husband. But ^.^ it :3 is true, ^-^ without ^-^ any uWu swips >_> of UwU pwowixity ^w^ ow 
crossing OwO the ;;w;; pwain >_> highway >_> of talk, UwU that OwO the good Antonyio, OwO the 
>w< honyest Antonio- :3 O UwU that I xDD had :3 a title good enough ^-^ to ^-^ keep his name 
company!- 
>w< SAWEWIO. ^w^ Come, OwO the :33 fuww ÚwÚ stop. 
:3 SOWANyIO. Ha! What >_> sayest thou? ÚwÚ Why, OwO the ^-^ end ;;w;; is, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath lost :3 a 
;;w;; ship. 
>w< SAWEWIO. I would ^.^ it UwU might ^w^ pwuv OwO the ^-^ end >_> of his ;;w;; wosses. 
:3 SOWANyIO. >_> Wet me uWu say ^-^ amen :3 betimes, west OwO the ^w^ deviw cross my >w< pwayew, 
uWu fow here ^.^ he comes in OwO the >_> wikenyess >_> of :3 a Jew. 

x3 Entew >w< SHYWOCK 

OwO How nyow, OwO Shywock? What UwU nyews UwU among OwO the mewchants? 
SHYLOCK. You knew, UwU nyonye OwO so well, UwU nyonye OwO so ;;w;; weww as you, >_> of my 
:33 daughtew's fwight. 
>w< SAWEWIO. ^.^ That's uWu cewtain; OwO I, uWu fow my UwU pawt, knew OwO the >_> taiwow UwU that :3 made 
OwO the x3 wings ^.^ she OwO fwew :3 withaw. 
:3 SOWANyIO. And >w< Shywock, uWu fow his >_> own UwU pawt, knew OwO the biwd ÚwÚ was flidge; 
ÚwÚ and then ^.^ it :3 is OwO the complexion >_> of them >w< aww ^-^ to xDD weave OwO the >w< dam. 
SHYLOCK. She :3 is :33 damn'd uWu fow it. 
>w< SAWEWIO. ^.^ That's ^w^ cewtain, ^-^ if OwO the ^w^ deviw ^-^ may >w< be xDD hew :33 judge. 
SHYLOCK. UwU My >_> own ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and UwU bwood ^-^ to :3 webew! 
:3 SOWANyIO. Out x3 upon it, ^.^ owd ^w^ cawwion! OwO Webews ^.^ it at ^.^ these OwO yeaws? 
SHYLOCK. I uWu say my daughter :3 is my ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and my bwood. 
>w< SAWEWIO. Thewe :3 is ^-^ mowe >_> diffewence :3 between >w< thy ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and ^-^ hews than 
:3 between ^w^ jet ÚwÚ and >w< ivowy; ^-^ mowe :3 between >_> youw bloods than there :3 is 
:3 between wed xDD winye ÚwÚ and Whenyish. But tell >w< us, ^-^ do you hear whethew 
^-^ Antonyio ^.^ have xDD had ^-^ any woss at ÚwÚ sea ^w^ ow nyo? 
SHYLOCK. Thewe I ^.^ have another OwO bad match: :3 a uWu bankwupt, :3 a ;;w;; pwodigaw, 
^-^ who dare scarce show his head uWu on OwO the Rialto; :3 a :33 beggaw, UwU that ÚwÚ was 
:33 us'd ^-^ to come OwO so smug x3 upon OwO the OwO mawt. >_> Wet him ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to his uWu bond. ÚwÚ He 
ÚwÚ was UwU wont ^-^ to caww me :3 usuwew; let him ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to his uWu bond. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was UwU wont 
^-^ to lend money uWu fow :3 a ÚwÚ Chwistian xDD couwtesy; let him ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to his uWu bond. 
>w< SAWEWIO. ÚwÚ Why, I x3 am ;;w;; suwe, ^-^ if ^.^ he forfeit, :3 thou xDD wiwt ^.^ nyot UwU take his 
uWu fwesh. What's UwU that good xDD fow? 
SHYLOCK. ÚwÚ To :33 bait >_< fish :3 withaw. >w< If ^.^ it uWu wiww :33 feed nyothing ewse, ^.^ it uWu wiww 
:33 feed my wevenge. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath disgrac'd me ÚwÚ and ^.^ hind'wed me half :3 a 
:3 miwwion; ^.^ waugh'd at my wosses, ÚwÚ mock'd at my gains, scownyed my 
^.^ nyation, thwarted my ^w^ bawgains, ÚwÚ coowed my fwiends, ^.^ heated >_< minye 
enyemies. And ^w^ what's his weason? I x3 am :3 a Jew. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot :3 a OwO Jew :3 eyes? 
;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot :3 a OwO Jew x3 hands, organs, ^-^ dimensions, ^w^ senses, ^-^ affections, 
:3 passions, ^-^ fed with OwO the >_> same food, hurt with OwO the >_> same x3 weapons, 
:33 subject ^-^ to OwO the >_> same ÚwÚ diseases, healed uWu by OwO the >_> same means, wawmed 
ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ coowed uWu by OwO the >_> same winter ÚwÚ and :33 summew, as :3 a ÚwÚ Chwistian ÚwÚ is? >w< If 
you :3 pwick >w< us, ^-^ do ^-^ we ^.^ nyot >_> bweed? >w< If you :33 tickwe >w< us, ^-^ do ^-^ we ^.^ nyot >w< waugh? 
>w< If you :3 poison >w< us, ^-^ do ^-^ we ^.^ nyot ^.^ die? And ^-^ if you :33 wwong >w< us, uWu shaww ^-^ we 
^.^ nyot OwO wevenge? >w< If ^-^ we awe >_< wike you in OwO the rest, ^-^ we uWu wiww resemble you 
in ;;w;; that. >w< If :3 a OwO Jew :33 wwong :3 a xDD Chwistian, what :3 is his humility? 
Revenge. >w< If :3 a ÚwÚ Chwistian :33 wwong :3 a :3 Jew, what shouwd his sufferance 
>w< be uWu by ÚwÚ Chwistian :33 exampwe? ÚwÚ Why, wevenge. The viwwainy you teach me 
I uWu wiww ÚwÚ execute; ÚwÚ and uWu itshaww >w< go ^-^ hawd uWu but I uWu wiww better OwO the 
instruction. 

x3 Entew :3 a >_< MAN ^-^ fwom ANTONyIO 

>_< MAN. Gentwemen, my ^w^ mastew ^-^ Antonyio :3 is at his OwO house, ÚwÚ and desires ^-^ to 
speak with you >_> both. 
>w< SAWEWIO. We ^.^ have >_< been OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down ^-^ to >w< seek >_> him. 

x3 Entew TUBAL 

:3 SOWANyIO. ;;w;; Hewe comes another >_> of OwO the x3 twibe; :3 a third cannyot >w< be 
uWu match'd, unwess OwO the ^w^ deviw ^-^ himsewf xDD tuwn Jew. 
>_< Exeunt SOLANIO, SALERIO, ÚwÚ and >_< MAN 
SHYLOCK. OwO How nyow, ÚwÚ Tubaw, what UwU nyews ^-^ fwom OwO Genyoa? xDD Hast :3 thou ;;w;; found my 
^.^ daughtew? 
TUBAL. I >_< often came xDD whewe I >_> did hear >_> of UwU hew, uWu but cannyot find :3 hew. 
SHYLOCK. UwU Why there, there, there, ;;w;; thewe! OwO A xDD diamond gone, uWu cost me 
two ^w^ thousand ^w^ ducats in ^.^ Fwankfowt! The ^w^ cuwse never feww x3 upon ^-^ ouw 
>w< nyation ÚwÚ tiww UwU nyow; I never ;;w;; fewt ^.^ it ÚwÚ tiww OwO nyow. >w< Two ^w^ thousand ^w^ ducats in 
UwU that, ÚwÚ and uWu othew pwecious, pwecious jewews. I would my daughter 
;;w;; wewe UwU dead at my ^.^ foot, ÚwÚ and OwO the jewews in xDD hew >_> eaw; would ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe 
heaws'd at my ^.^ foot, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ ducats in xDD hew ;;w;; coffin! :3 Nyo UwU nyews >_> of 
>w< them? ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; so- ÚwÚ and I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot ^w^ what's spent in OwO the search. ÚwÚ Why, 
;;w;; thou- woss x3 upon ^w^ woss! The ^w^ thief gonye with OwO so xDD much, ÚwÚ and OwO so >w< much ^-^ to 
find OwO the thief; ÚwÚ and nyo satisfaction, nyo ÚwÚ wevenge; :3 nyow nyo i-iww xDD wuck 
stiwwing uWu but what lights o' my shoulders; nyo sighs uWu but o' my 
uWu bweathing; nyo ;;w;; teaws uWu but o' my >w< shedding! 
TUBAL. x3 Yes, uWu othew x3 men ^.^ have i-iww xDD wuck xDD too: Antonyio, as I heard in 
uWu Genyoa- 
SHYLOCK. >_> What, what, ;;w;; what? ^w^ Iww OwO wuck, i-iww ^w^ wuck? 
TUBAL. ;;w;; Hath OwO an argosy UwU cast away UwU coming ^-^ fwom ;;w;; Twipowis. 
SHYLOCK. I :3 thank God, I :3 thank God. ^-^ Is ^.^ it true, :3 is ^.^ it :3 twue? 
TUBAL. I xDD spoke with >w< some >_> of OwO the :33 saiwows UwU that escaped OwO the ^.^ wweck. 
SHYLOCK. I :3 thank ^.^ thee, good Tubal. Good UwU nyews, good >w< nyews- xDD ha, ÚwÚ ha!- 
heard in Genoa. 
TUBAL. Your daughter spent in uWu Genyoa, as I heard, ^-^ onye night, 
fouwscowe UwU ducats. 
SHYLOCK. Thou ^w^ stick'st :3 a dagger in :3 me- I uWu shaww never UwU see my gold 
again. Fouwscowe ^w^ ducats at :3 a sitting! Fouwscowe >_> ducats! 
TUBAL. Thewe came divews >_> of ^.^ Antonyio's xDD cweditows in my >_> company ^-^ to 
Venyice UwU that uWu sweaw ^.^ he cannyot OwO choose uWu but break. 
SHYLOCK. I x3 am vewy ^.^ gwad >_> of xDD it; I'll pwague ^w^ him, I'll >_> towtuwe him; I 
x3 am ^.^ gwad >_> of it. 
TUBAL. >_< Onye >_> of them >w< showed me :3 a ring UwU that ^.^ he xDD had >_> of >_> youw daughter 
uWu fow :3 a uWu monkey. 
SHYLOCK. Out x3 upon her! Thou torturest uWu me, Tubal. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was my 
UwU tuwquoise; I xDD had ^.^ it >_> of xDD Weah when I ÚwÚ was :3 a OwO bachewow; I would ^.^ nyot 
^.^ have >w< given ^.^ it uWu fow :3 a x3 wiwdewnyess >_> of monkeys. 
TUBAL. But ^-^ Antonyio :3 is cewtainwy undonye. 
SHYLOCK. ;;w;; Nyay, that's true; that's vewy true. Go, ÚwÚ Tubaw, >_< fee me OwO an 
officer; x3 bespeak him :3 a fowtnyight >_> befowe. I uWu wiww ^.^ have OwO the OwO heawt >_> of 
^w^ him, ^-^ if ^.^ he ;;w;; fowfeit; for, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ he >_< out >_> of >_> Venyice, I can ^-^ make what 
mewchandise I uWu wiww. Go, ÚwÚ Tubaw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ meet me at ^-^ ouw synagogue; ÚwÚ go, 
good OwO Tubaw; at ^-^ ouw synagogue, Tubal. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
x3 Bewmont. PORTIA'S house 

x3 Entew ;;w;; BASSANyIO, ;;w;; POWTIA, >w< GWATIANyO, :3 NyEWISSA, ÚwÚ and >w< aww theiw UwU twains 

PORTIA. I pray you ^-^ tawwy; :3 pause :3 a :3 day ^w^ ow two 
Before you UwU hazawd; for, in UwU choosing ^.^ wwong, 
I wose >_> youw xDD company; OwO thewefowe uWu fowbeaw :3 a ;;w;; whiwe. 
There's xDD something uWu tewws :3 me- uWu but ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot love- 
I would ^.^ nyot wose OwO you; ÚwÚ and you xDD knyow yourself 
;;w;; Hate counsels ^.^ nyot in such :3 a quality. 
But west you shouwd ^.^ nyot undewstand me ^-^ weww- 
And ÚwÚ yet :3 a OwO maiden ;;w;; hath nyo :33 tongue uWu but >w< thought- 
I would :3 detain you here >w< some month ^w^ ow two 
Before you venture uWu fow >_> me. I :33 couwd teach you 
OwO How ^-^ to OwO choose >_< wight, uWu but then I x3 am ^-^ fowswown; 
^w^ So uWu wiww I never ^w^ be; OwO so ^-^ may you ^-^ miss me; 
But ^-^ if you uWu do, ^w^ you'ww ^-^ make me ^w^ wish :3 a uWu sin, 
:33 That I xDD had >_< been ^-^ fowswown. UwU Beshwew >_> youw >_> eyes! 
^.^ They ^.^ have ^w^ o'ewwook'd me ÚwÚ and ;;w;; divided me; 
>_< Onye half >_> of me :3 is xDD youws, OwO the uWu othew half yours- 
Minye own, I would ^w^ say; uWu but ^-^ if ÚwÚ minye, then xDD youws, 
And OwO so >w< aww ^w^ youws. O! ^.^ these ^-^ nyaughty xDD times 
>w< Puts :33 baws :3 between OwO the ownyews ÚwÚ and theiw xDD wights; 
And so, >w< though xDD youws, ^.^ nyot ^w^ youws. uWu Pwuv ^.^ it so, 
>_> Wet >_> fowtunye >w< go ^-^ to heww uWu fow it, ^.^ nyot :3 I. 
I speak xDD too long, uWu but 'tis ^-^ to peize OwO the UwU time, 
ÚwÚ To UwU eke it, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to dwaw ^.^ it >_< out in ^-^ wength, 
ÚwÚ To stay you ^-^ fwom election. 
BASSANyIO. >_> Wet me ;;w;; choose; 
>_< Fow as I OwO am, I live x3 upon OwO the wack. 
PORTIA. :3 Upon OwO the >_< wack, Bassanio? ;;w;; Then x3 confess 
What uWu tweason there :3 is mingwed with >_> youw wuv. 
BASSANyIO. None uWu but UwU that >w< ugwy uWu tweason >_> of ^-^ mistwust 
^w^ Which makes me ;;w;; feaw th' xDD enjoying >_> of my :33 wuv; 
Thewe ^-^ may as ;;w;; weww >w< be ^.^ amity ÚwÚ and life 
>_< 'Tween snyow ÚwÚ and x3 fiwe as uWu tweason ÚwÚ and my wuv. 
PORTIA. >w< Ay, uWu but I ;;w;; feaw you speak x3 upon OwO the >_< wack, 
:3 Whewe x3 men ^-^ enfowced ^-^ do speak ;;w;; anything. 
BASSANyIO. >w< Pwomise me xDD wife, ÚwÚ and I'll x3 confess OwO the :33 twuth. 
PORTIA. ^.^ Weww then, x3 confess ÚwÚ and wive. 
BASSANyIO. ;;w;; 'Confess' ÚwÚ and 'wuv' 
Had >_< been OwO the vewy sum >_> of my confession. 
:3 O x3 happy :3 towment, when my >_> towtuwew 
^-^ Doth teach me ^-^ answews uWu fow deliverance! 
But let me ^-^ to my >_> fowtunye ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ caskets. 
PORTIA. Away, then; I x3 am wock'd in ^-^ onye >_> of ^.^ them. 
>w< If you ^-^ do love uWu me, you uWu wiww find me >_< out. 
Nyewissa ÚwÚ and OwO the rest, ^.^ stand >w< aww ;;w;; awoof; 
>_> Wet music :33 sound >_< whiwe ^.^ he doth ^-^ make his uWu choice; 
>_> Then, ^-^ if ^.^ he :3 wose, ^.^ he makes :3 a swan-wike end, 
uWu Fading in UwU music. :33 That OwO the :3 compawison 
May ^.^ stand ^-^ mowe xDD pwopew, my eye uWu shaww >w< be OwO the ^w^ stweam 
And wat'wy death-bed uWu fow >_> him. ÚwÚ He ^-^ may ^.^ win; 
And what :3 is music ^.^ then? ;;w;; Then music :3 is 
>_< Even as OwO the flourish when OwO twue uWu subjects bow 
ÚwÚ To :3 a UwU nyew-cwownyed ^-^ monyawch; such ^.^ it :3 is 
UwU As awe x3 those >w< duwcet x3 sounds in >_< bweak >_> of :3 day 
:33 That cweep OwO into OwO the dweaming bridegroom's ear 
And summon him ^-^ to marriage. Nyow ^.^ he >_> goes, 
x3 With nyo less presence, uWu but with >w< much ^-^ mowe love, 
>w< Than x3 young Alcides when ^.^ he >_> did ^w^ wedeem 
The ;;w;; viwgin twibute ÚwÚ paid uWu by howwing ^-^ Twoy 
ÚwÚ To OwO the >_> sea-monstew. I ^.^ stand uWu fow ^w^ sacwifice; 
The west aloof awe OwO the uWu Dawdanyian x3 wives, 
x3 With bweawed >_> visages come :3 fowth ^-^ to view 
The xDD issue >_> of th' x3 expwoit. Go, ^-^ Hewcuwes! 
Live thou, I wive. x3 With >w< much >w< much ^-^ mowe >w< dismay 
I view OwO the fight than :3 thou UwU that ;;w;; mak'st OwO the fray. 

OwO A SONG 

OwO the UwU whiwst uWu BASSANyIO xDD comments uWu on OwO the caskets ^-^ to ^-^ himsewf 

>_> Teww me xDD whewe :3 is fancy OwO bwed, 
Ow in OwO the OwO heawt ^w^ ow in OwO the uWu head, 
OwO How begot, how uWu nyouwished? 
Wepwy, ÚwÚ wepwy. 
^w^ It :3 is ^-^ engend'wed in OwO the >_> eyes, 
x3 With UwU gazing ;;w;; fed; ÚwÚ and fancy >_> dies 
UwU In OwO the cradle xDD whewe ^.^ it wies. 
>_> Wet OwO us >w< aww ring fancy's ^.^ knyeww: 
I'll begin >_> it- ^-^ Ding, xDD dong, xDD beww. 
ALL. ^-^ Ding, xDD dong, xDD beww. 

BASSANyIO. ^w^ So ^-^ may OwO the >_> outwawd >w< shows >w< be :33 weast :3 themsewves; 
The x3 wowwd :3 is still :33 deceiv'd with ornament. 
UwU In waw, what pwea OwO so :33 tainted ÚwÚ and corrupt 
But, being xDD season'd with :3 a >_< gwacious OwO voice, 
>_< Obscuwes OwO the show >_> of evil? UwU In wewigion, 
What damned error uWu but >w< some :33 sobew uWu bwow 
uWu Wiww bless it, ÚwÚ and appwuv ^.^ it with :3 a OwO text, 
^.^ Hiding OwO the ÚwÚ gwossnyess with fair UwU ownyament? 
Thewe :3 is nyo OwO vice OwO so ÚwÚ simpwe uWu but assumes 
uWu Some mark >_> of :3 viwtue uWu on his >_> outwawd pawts. 
OwO How many cowards, uWu whose hearts awe >w< aww as false 
UwU As ;;w;; staiws >_> of :33 sand, wear ÚwÚ yet x3 upon theiw ^-^ chins 
The beawds >_> of xDD Hewcuwes ÚwÚ and uWu fwownying Mars; 
Who, >_< inwawd seawch'd, ^.^ have livers >_> white as milk! 
And ^.^ these assume uWu but x3 vawouw's >w< excwement 
ÚwÚ To render them ^-^ wedoubted. Wook uWu on x3 beauty 
And you uWu shaww UwU see 'tis ^-^ puwchas'd uWu by OwO the ^-^ weight, 
^w^ Which :3 thewein ^w^ wowks :3 a >_< miwacwe in UwU nyatuwe, 
:33 Making them :33 wightest UwU that wear UwU most >_> of xDD it; 
^w^ So awe x3 those crisped ^w^ snyaky gowden wocks 
^w^ Which ^-^ make such >_< wanton x3 gambows with OwO the ^.^ wind 
:3 Upon supposed ^w^ faiwnyess >_< often OwO knyown 
ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO the dowwy >_> of :3 a uWu second xDD head- 
The x3 skuww UwU that bwed them in OwO the sepuwchwe. 
ÚwÚ Thus >_> ownyament :3 is uWu but OwO the >_< guiwed showe 
ÚwÚ To :3 a UwU most dangewous xDD sea; OwO the uWu beauteous ^.^ scawf 
^w^ Veiwing OwO an >w< Indian beauty; in :3 a ;;w;; wowd, 
The seeming >w< twuth ;;w;; which ÚwÚ cunnying xDD times >w< put uWu on 
ÚwÚ To entwap OwO the :33 wisest. :33 Thewefowe, :3 thou >w< gaudy ^.^ gowd, 
xDD Hawd >_< food uWu fow OwO Midas, I uWu wiww UwU nyonye >_> of thee; 
Nyow UwU nyonye >_> of ^.^ thee, :3 thou OwO pawe ÚwÚ and ^w^ common dwudge 
>_< 'Tween man ÚwÚ and >w< man; uWu but thou, :3 thou >_< meagwe ^.^ wead, 
^w^ Which wathew threaten'st than OwO dost pwomise aught, 
x3 Thy :3 pwainnyess muvs me ^-^ mowe than ;;w;; ewoquence, 
And here OwO choose :3 I. Joy >w< be OwO the ^.^ consequence! 
PORTIA. ^-^ [Aside] OwO How >w< aww OwO the uWu othew ^.^ passions fleet ^-^ to :3 aiw, 
UwU As doubtfuw ^-^ thoughts, ÚwÚ and xDD wash-embwac'd >_> despaiw, 
And shudd'ring feaw, ÚwÚ and gween-ey'd jealousy! 
:3 O love, >w< be uWu modewate, allay >w< thy ecstasy, 
UwU In measuwe ;;w;; wain >w< thy joy, xDD scant :3 this >_> excess! 
I ;;w;; feew xDD too >w< much >w< thy blessing. UwU Make ^.^ it ^.^ wess, 
>_< Fow ;;w;; feaw I UwU suwfeit. 
BASSANyIO. ^w^ [Openying OwO the :33 weaden casket] What find I hewe? 
^-^ Faiw Portia's >_< countewfeit! What x3 demi-god 
;;w;; Hath come OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw OwO cweation? Move ^.^ these :3 eyes? 
Ow whethew riding uWu on OwO the x3 bawws >_> of >_< minye 
xDD Seem uWu they in ^.^ motion? ;;w;; Hewe awe UwU sevew'd wips, 
>_> Pawted with sugar >w< bweath; OwO so ^w^ sweet :3 a bar 
;;w;; Shouwd sunder such ^w^ sweet >_< fwiends. ;;w;; Hewe in xDD hew ^w^ haiws 
The :3 paintew uWu pways OwO the OwO spidew, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath woven 
OwO A gowden ^-^ mesh x3 t' entwap OwO the hearts >_> of x3 men 
:33 Fastew than gnyats in >_< cobwebs. But xDD hew x3 eyes- 
OwO How :33 couwd ^.^ he UwU see ^-^ to ^-^ do >w< them? Having :3 made one, 
x3 Methinks ^.^ it shouwd ^.^ have power ^-^ to >_< steaw uWu both his, 
And xDD weave itsewf unfurnish'd. >_> Yet ÚwÚ wook how :3 faw 
The xDD substance >_> of my UwU pwaise doth :33 wwong :3 this ;;w;; shadow 
UwU In underprizing it, OwO so :3 faw :3 this ;;w;; shadow 
^-^ Doth limp >_> behind OwO the UwU substance. Here's OwO the UwU scwoww, 
The ÚwÚ continyent ÚwÚ and summawy >_> of my xDD fowtunye. 
>_< 'You UwU that OwO choose ^.^ nyot uWu by OwO the OwO view, 
Chance as fair ÚwÚ and OwO choose as :3 twue! 
x3 Since :3 this >_> fowtunye ^.^ fawws ^-^ to you, 
Be ^.^ content ÚwÚ and >w< seek nyo uWu nyew. 
>w< If you >w< be ;;w;; weww pleas'd with this, 
And howd >_> youw >_> fowtunye uWu fow >_> youw >_< bwiss, 
OwO Tuwn ^-^ to xDD whewe >_> youw wady :3 is 
And OwO cwaim xDD hew with :3 a :33 woving ^w^ kiss.' 
OwO A gentwe scroll. ^-^ Faiw >w< wady, uWu by >_> youw :33 weave; 
I come uWu by nyote, ^-^ to ^w^ give ÚwÚ and ^-^ to weceive. 
;;w;; Wike ^-^ onye >_> of two xDD contending in :3 a prize, 
:33 That OwO thinks ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 donye ;;w;; weww in people's >_> eyes, 
^w^ Heawing applause ÚwÚ and unyivewsaw >_< shout, 
^.^ Giddy in ^.^ spiwit, still UwU gazing in :3 a x3 doubt 
:3 Whethew x3 those uWu peaws >_> of UwU pwaise >w< be his ^w^ ow no; 
UwU So, thrice-fair >w< wady, ^.^ stand I x3 even so, 
UwU As doubtfuw whethew what I UwU see >w< be true, 
^.^ Untiw uWu confiwm'd, xDD sign'd, ^w^ watified uWu by you. 
PORTIA. You UwU see uWu me, Wowd Bassanyio, xDD whewe I ^.^ stand, 
Such as I ÚwÚ am. ^-^ Though uWu fow ^-^ mysewf :3 awonye 
I would ^.^ nyot >w< be ambitious in my ^w^ wish 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ wish ^-^ mysewf >w< much :3 bettew, ÚwÚ yet uWu fow you 
I would >w< be trebled twenty xDD times ÚwÚ mysewf, 
OwO A ^w^ thousand xDD times ^-^ mowe :33 faiw, >w< ten ^w^ thousand xDD times ^-^ mowe rich, 
:33 That only ^-^ to ^.^ stand UwU high in >_> youw >_< account 
I UwU might in UwU viwtues, OwO beauties, livings, fwiends, 
UwU Exceed xDD account. But OwO the :33 fuww sum >_> of me 
^-^ Is sum >_> of xDD something which, ^-^ to term in ;;w;; gwoss, 
^-^ Is OwO an unwesson'd girl, OwO unschoow'd, :33 unpwactis'd; 
x3 Happy in this, ^.^ she :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet OwO so ^.^ owd 
But ^.^ she ^-^ may weawn; happier than this, 
She :3 is ^.^ nyot bwed OwO so :33 duww uWu but ^.^ she can weawn; 
>_< Happiest >_> of >w< aww :3 is UwU that xDD hew gentwe spirit 
Commits itsewf ^-^ to x3 youws ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ diwected, 
UwU As ^-^ fwom xDD hew lord, xDD hew x3 guvwnyow, xDD hew xDD king. 
Myself ÚwÚ and what :3 is >_< minye ^-^ to you ÚwÚ and x3 youws 
^-^ Is :3 nyow ^.^ convewted. But :3 nyow I ÚwÚ was OwO the lord 
x3 Of :3 this fair >_< mansion, ^w^ mastew >_> of my servants, 
Queen o'ew mysewf; ÚwÚ and x3 even nyow, uWu but nyow, 
:3 This OwO house, ^.^ these servants, ÚwÚ and :3 this >_> same ÚwÚ mysewf, 
uWu Awe yours- my ^w^ wowd's. I ^w^ give them with :3 this ;;w;; wing, 
^w^ Which when you part ^w^ fwom, :3 wose, ^w^ ow ^w^ give ^w^ away, 
>_> Wet ^.^ it ^w^ pwesage OwO the ruin >_> of >_> youw love, 
And >w< be my :3 vantage ^-^ to :33 excwaim uWu on you. 
BASSANyIO. ^w^ Madam, you ^.^ have >_> beweft me >_> of >w< aww :33 wowds; 
>_> Onwy my UwU bwood ^-^ speaks ^-^ to you in my :3 veins; 
And there :3 is such x3 confusion in my >w< powews 
As, aftew >w< some oration ^w^ faiwwy xDD spoke 
By :3 a bewuvd ^w^ pwince, there doth :3 appeaw 
x3 Among OwO the ^-^ buzzing ÚwÚ pweased muwtitude, 
:3 Whewe every ^w^ something, being UwU bwent togethew, 
Turns ^-^ to :3 a wiwd >_> of nothing, :33 save >_> of ^.^ joy 
Express'd ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot :33 expwess'd. But when :3 this ring 
Pawts ^-^ fwom :3 this fingew, then pawts life ^-^ fwom >_> hence; 
:33 O, then >w< be bowd ^-^ to uWu say OwO Bassanyio's x3 dead! 
NyEWISSA. UwU My lord ÚwÚ and >w< wady, ^.^ it :3 is :3 nyow ^-^ ouw UwU time 
:33 That ^.^ have ÚwÚ stood uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu seen ^-^ ouw :3 wishes ^w^ pwospew 
ÚwÚ To x3 cwy 'Good xDD joy.' Good joy, my lord ÚwÚ and ^-^ wady! 
:3 GWATIANyO. UwU My Wowd Bassanyio, ÚwÚ and my gentwe >w< wady, 
I ^w^ wish you >w< aww OwO the ^.^ joy UwU that you can OwO wish, 
>_< Fow I x3 am ^w^ suwe you can ^w^ wish UwU nyonye ^-^ fwom me; 
And, when >_> youw honours UwU mean ^-^ to sowemnyize 
The :3 bawgain >_> of >_> youw :33 faith, I ^-^ do uWu beseech you 
>_< Even at UwU that UwU time I ^-^ may >w< be married ^w^ too. 
BASSANyIO. x3 With >w< aww my xDD heawt, OwO so :3 thou ^w^ canst >_< get :3 a wife. 
:3 GWATIANyO. I :3 thank >_> youw :3 wowdship, you ^.^ have ^w^ got me ^w^ onye. 
UwU My >_> eyes, my lord, can ÚwÚ wook as swift as UwU youws: 
You ^-^ saw OwO the mistress, I x3 behewd OwO the >_< maid; 
You ;;w;; wov'd, I lov'd; uWu fow :3 intewmission 
:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe ^w^ pewtains ^-^ to uWu me, my lord, than you. 
Your >_> fowtunye ÚwÚ stood x3 upon OwO the caskets there, 
And OwO so >_> did >_< minye UwU too, as OwO the matter ÚwÚ fawws; 
>_< Fow :3 wooing here xDD untiw I ÚwÚ sweat uWu again, 
And sweawing ÚwÚ tiww my vewy >_< woof ÚwÚ was OwO dwy 
x3 With oaths >_> of love, at wast- ^-^ if pwomise wast- 
I ^w^ got :3 a pwomise >_> of :3 this fair ^-^ onye here 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have xDD hew love, provided UwU that >_> youw >_> fowtunye 
>_> Achiev'd xDD hew OwO mistwess. 
PORTIA. ^-^ Is :3 this true, ÚwÚ Nyewissa? 
NyEWISSA. ^w^ Madam, ^.^ it ;;w;; is, OwO so you ^.^ stand pleas'd :3 withaw. 
BASSANyIO. And ^-^ do you, >_< Gwatianyo, UwU mean good ÚwÚ faith? 
:3 GWATIANyO. x3 Yes, :33 faith, my :33 wowd. 
BASSANyIO. Our feast uWu shaww >w< be >w< much honoured in >_> youw marriage. 
:3 GWATIANyO. >w< We'ww xDD pway with them: OwO the ^.^ fiwst :3 boy uWu fow :3 a ^w^ thousand 
UwU ducats. 
NyEWISSA. >_> What, ÚwÚ and >_> stake :33 down? 
:3 GWATIANyO. Nyo; ^-^ we uWu shaww :33 nye'ew ^.^ win at UwU that sport, ÚwÚ and >_> stake >w< down- 
But ^-^ who comes hewe? uWu Wowenzo ÚwÚ and his >w< infidew? 
>_> What, ÚwÚ and my ^.^ owd Venetian OwO fwiend, Salerio! 

x3 Entew ^.^ WOWENZO, UwU JESSICA, ÚwÚ and SALERIO, :3 a :33 messengew 
^-^ fwom Venyice 

BASSANyIO. uWu Wowenzo ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Sawewio, ^-^ wewcome hithew, 
>w< If UwU that OwO the xDD youth >_> of my OwO nyew int'west here 
>_< Have power ^-^ to ;;w;; bid you welcome. By >_> youw leave, 
I ;;w;; bid my vewy fwiends ÚwÚ and countrymen, 
^.^ Sweet ^.^ Powtia, welcome. 
PORTIA. ^w^ So ^-^ do OwO I, my ^w^ wowd; 
^.^ They awe ÚwÚ entiwewy welcome. 
LORENZO. I :3 thank >_> youw honyouw. >_< Fow my UwU pawt, my lord, 
UwU My OwO puwpose ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ have uWu seen you xDD hewe; 
But meeting with ÚwÚ Sawewio uWu by OwO the >_< way, 
ÚwÚ He >_> did entweat uWu me, ÚwÚ past >w< aww ^.^ saying xDD nyay, 
ÚwÚ To come with him awong. 
>w< SAWEWIO. I :33 did, my lord, 
And I ^.^ have reason uWu fow it. UwU Signyiow ^-^ Antonyio 
Commends him ^-^ to you. ^.^ [Gives uWu BASSANyIO :3 a letter] 
BASSANyIO. Ewe I ;;w;; ope his letter, 
I pray you tell me how my good fwiend uWu doth. 
>w< SAWEWIO. :3 Nyot >_< sick, my lord, unwess ^.^ it >w< be in mind; 
Nyow well, unwess in mind; his letter there 
uWu Wiww show you his ^-^ estate. [BASSANyIO opens OwO the letter] 
:3 GWATIANyO. ;;w;; Nyewissa, :33 cheew yond stranger; ;;w;; bid xDD hew welcome. 
Your ;;w;; hand, Salerio. What's OwO the UwU nyews ^-^ fwom Venice? 
OwO How doth UwU that :33 woyaw merchant, good Antonio? 
I xDD knyow ^.^ he uWu wiww >w< be ^.^ gwad >_> of ^-^ ouw success: 
We awe OwO the uWu Jasons, ^-^ we ^.^ have xDD won OwO the fleece. 
>w< SAWEWIO. I would you xDD had xDD won OwO the xDD fweece UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath xDD wost. 
PORTIA. Thewe awe >w< some >_< shwewd uWu contents in yond >_> same paper 
:33 That xDD steaws OwO the >w< cowouw ^-^ fwom OwO Bassanyio's >_< cheek: 
uWu Some dear fwiend OwO dead, ewse nyothing in OwO the x3 wowwd 
Could xDD tuwn OwO so >w< much OwO the constitution 
x3 Of ^-^ any ;;w;; constant xDD man. >_> What, >_< wowse ÚwÚ and uWu wowse! 
x3 With leave, Bassanio: I x3 am half OwO youwsewf, 
And I >w< must ^-^ fweewy ^.^ have OwO the half >_> of ^w^ anything 
:33 That :3 this >_> same paper brings you. 
BASSANyIO. :3 O ^w^ sweet ^.^ Powtia, 
;;w;; Hewe awe :3 a xDD few >_> of OwO the unpweasant'st uWu wowds 
:33 That >w< evew x3 bwotted ^-^ papew! ;;w;; Gentwe >w< wady, 
When I >_> did ^.^ fiwst impawt my love ^-^ to you, 
I ^-^ fweewy told you >w< aww OwO the wealth I xDD had 
Ran in my >w< veins- I ÚwÚ was :3 a ^w^ gentweman; 
And then I told you true. And >_> yet, dear >w< wady, 
>_> Wating ^-^ mysewf at nothing, you uWu shaww UwU see 
OwO How >w< much I ÚwÚ was :3 a >_< bwaggawt. When I told you 
UwU My OwO state ÚwÚ was nothing, I shouwd then ^.^ have told you 
:33 That I ÚwÚ was >_< wowse than OwO nyothing; uWu fow >_< indeed 
I ^.^ have ÚwÚ engag'd ^-^ mysewf ^-^ to :3 a dear OwO fwiend, 
Engag'd my fwiend ^-^ to his mere enemy, 
ÚwÚ To :33 feed my ^w^ means. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a letter, >w< wady, 
The paper as OwO the ÚwÚ body >_> of my OwO fwiend, 
And every >_> wowd in ^.^ it :3 a >_> gaping x3 wound 
>w< Issuing life-blood. But :3 is ^.^ it true, >_> Sawewio? 
;;w;; Hath >w< aww his ventures faiw'd? >_> What, ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye UwU hit? 
From ^-^ Twipowis, ^-^ fwom uWu Mexico, ÚwÚ and >_> Engwand, 
From Wisbon, ^-^ Bawbawy, ÚwÚ and OwO India, 
And ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye vessel ^w^ scape OwO the dreadful ^.^ touch 
x3 Of merchant-marring wocks? 
>w< SAWEWIO. :3 Nyot one, my :33 wowd. 
UwU Besides, ^.^ it shouwd :3 appeaw UwU that, ^-^ if ^.^ he xDD had 
The ÚwÚ pwesent money ^-^ to >w< dischawge OwO the :3 Jew, 
ÚwÚ He would ^.^ nyot UwU take it. uWu Nyevew >_> did I xDD knyow 
OwO A ;;w;; cweatuwe UwU that >_> did bear OwO the ^-^ shape >_> of man 
^w^ So keen ÚwÚ and greedy ^-^ to xDD confound :3 a xDD man. 
ÚwÚ He :33 pwies OwO the UwU Duke at xDD mownying ÚwÚ and at night, 
And doth >_< impeach OwO the freedom >_> of OwO the state, 
>w< If uWu they deny him :33 justice. OwO Twenty merchants, 
The UwU Duke himself, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ magnyificoes 
x3 Of :3 gweatest port, ^.^ have >w< aww pewsuaded with him; 
But UwU nyonye can ÚwÚ dwive him ^-^ fwom OwO the ÚwÚ envious pwea 
x3 Of forfeiture, >_> of justice, ÚwÚ and his uWu bond. 
JESSICA. When I ÚwÚ was with ^w^ him, I ^.^ have heard him uWu sweaw 
ÚwÚ To Tubal ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :3 Chus, his countrymen, 
:33 That ^.^ he would wathew ^.^ have ^.^ Antonyio's ^.^ fwesh 
>w< Than twenty xDD times OwO the >_< vawue >_> of OwO the sum 
:33 That ^.^ he >_> did owe him; ÚwÚ and I >w< knyow, my lord, 
>w< If waw, authowity, ÚwÚ and :33 powew, deny ;;w;; nyot, 
^w^ It uWu wiww >w< go ^-^ hawd with UwU poow >_> Antonyio. 
PORTIA. ^-^ Is ^.^ it >_> youw dear fwiend UwU that :3 is ;;w;; thus in :33 twoubwe? 
BASSANyIO. The ;;w;; deawest fwiend ^-^ to uWu me, OwO the xDD kindest man, 
The :33 best >_< condition'd ÚwÚ and unweawied spirit 
UwU In UwU doing ÚwÚ couwtesies; ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye in xDD whom 
The ÚwÚ ancient Woman uWu honyouw ^-^ mowe >_> appeaws 
>w< Than ^-^ any UwU that dwaws >_> bweath in :3 Itawy. 
PORTIA. What sum ÚwÚ owes ^.^ he OwO the ÚwÚ Jew? 
BASSANyIO. >_< Fow uWu me, three ^w^ thousand UwU ducats. 
PORTIA. >_< What! nyo >_> mowe? 
>_> Pay him OwO six OwO thousand, ÚwÚ and >w< deface OwO the ÚwÚ bond; 
Doubwe OwO six OwO thousand, ÚwÚ and then >_< twebwe UwU that, 
Before :3 a fwiend >_> of :3 this ;;w;; descwiption 
:33 Shaww wose :3 a >_< haiw OwO thwough OwO Bassanyio's fault. 
>w< Fiwst >w< go with me ^-^ to church ÚwÚ and caww me xDD wife, 
And then away ^-^ to Venyice ^-^ to >_> youw :3 fwiend; 
>_< Fow never uWu shaww you lie uWu by Portia's >_> side 
x3 With OwO an unquiet ÚwÚ souw. You uWu shaww ^.^ have gold 
ÚwÚ To pay OwO the :33 petty >_> debt twenty xDD times xDD uvw. 
When ^.^ it :3 is paid, bwing >_> youw OwO twue fwiend awong. 
UwU My maid Nyewissa ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf >_> meantime 
uWu Wiww live as xDD maids ÚwÚ and widows. ^w^ Come, away; 
>_< Fow you uWu shaww x3 hence x3 upon >_> youw >w< wedding day. 
UwU Bid >_> youw fwiends welcome, show :3 a >_> mewwy cheer; 
x3 Since you awe dear >_> bought, I uWu wiww love you ;;w;; deaw. 
But let me hear OwO the letter >_> of >_> youw >w< fwiend. 
BASSANyIO. ^-^ [Weads] ÚwÚ 'Sweet Bassanyio, my ^-^ ships ^.^ have >w< aww >_> miscawwied, 
my xDD cweditows gwow cruel, my ^-^ estate :3 is vewy wow, my bond ^-^ to OwO the 
OwO Jew :3 is ;;w;; fowfeit; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ since, in paying it, ^.^ it :3 is impossibwe I 
shouwd live, >w< aww debts awe ;;w;; cweaw'd :3 between you ÚwÚ and OwO I, ^-^ if I UwU might 
uWu but UwU see you at my :33 death. Notwithstanding, ;;w;; use >_> youw ^-^ pweasuwe; ^-^ if 
>_> youw love ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< pewsuade you ^-^ to xDD come, let ^.^ nyot my ^w^ wettew.' 
PORTIA. :3 O love, uWu dispatch >w< aww ^-^ businyess ÚwÚ and >w< be uWu gonye! 
BASSANyIO. x3 Since I ^.^ have >_> youw good xDD weave ^-^ to >w< go ^w^ away, 
I uWu wiww ^-^ make >_> haste; ;;w;; but, ÚwÚ tiww I come uWu again, 
:3 Nyo bed uWu shaww e'ew >w< be OwO guiwty >_> of my ÚwÚ stay, 
Nyow west >w< be UwU intewposew :33 'twixt OwO us OwO twain. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
Venyice. OwO A uWu stweet 

x3 Entew SHYLOCK, SOLANIO, ;;w;; ANTONyIO, ÚwÚ and GAOLER 

SHYLOCK. Gaoler, ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to >_> him. >_> Teww ^.^ nyot me >_> of mercy- 
:3 This :3 is OwO the OwO foow UwU that lent >_< out money :3 gwatis. 
Gaoler, ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to >_> him. 
x3 ANTONyIO. >w< Heaw me >_> yet, good Shylock. 
SHYLOCK. I'll ^.^ have my ÚwÚ bond; speak ^.^ nyot x3 against my uWu bond. 
I ^.^ have sworn OwO an OwO oath UwU that I uWu wiww ^.^ have my uWu bond. 
Thou :3 caww'dst me ^.^ dog before :3 thou xDD hadst :3 a ^-^ cause, 
But, >_< since I x3 am :3 a dog, UwU bewawe my xDD fangs; 
The UwU Duke uWu shaww gwant me :33 justice. I ^-^ do >_< wondew, 
Thou ^-^ nyaughty gaoler, UwU that :3 thou art OwO so OwO fond 
ÚwÚ To come ÚwÚ abwoad with him at his request. 
x3 ANTONyIO. I pray ÚwÚ thee hear me speak. 
SHYLOCK. I'll ^.^ have my uWu bond. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hear ÚwÚ thee >_< speak; 
I'll ^.^ have my ÚwÚ bond; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe speak nyo more. 
I'll ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 made :3 a ^.^ soft ÚwÚ and ^.^ duww-ey'd fool, 
ÚwÚ To >_< shake OwO the uWu head, relent, ÚwÚ and >w< sigh, ÚwÚ and yield, 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ Chwistian intercessors. Follow not; 
I'll ^.^ have nyo xDD speaking; I uWu wiww ^.^ have my uWu bond. Exit 
:3 SOWANyIO. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the UwU most x3 impenyetwabwe >_> cuw 
:33 That >w< evew ^-^ kept with ^-^ men. 
x3 ANTONyIO. >_> Wet him alone; 
I'll follow him nyo ^-^ mowe with :33 bootwess ^.^ pwayews. 
ÚwÚ He UwU seeks my life; his reason ;;w;; weww I ;;w;; knyow: 
I ^w^ oft deliver'd ^-^ fwom his ^w^ fowfeituwes 
>_> Many UwU that ^.^ have at xDD times :3 made ^.^ moan ^-^ to me; 
OwO Thewefowe ^.^ he OwO hates >_> me. 
:3 SOWANyIO. I x3 am ^w^ suwe OwO the UwU Duke 
uWu Wiww never gwant :3 this fowfeituwe ^-^ to howd. 
x3 ANTONyIO. The UwU Duke cannyot deny OwO the ^-^ couwse >_> of waw; 
>_< Fow OwO the UwU commodity UwU that :3 stwangews ^.^ have 
x3 With OwO us in >_> Venyice, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be denied, 
uWu Wiww >w< much >_< impeach OwO the :33 justice >_> of OwO the state, 
x3 Since UwU that OwO the trade ÚwÚ and >w< pwofit >_> of OwO the :33 city 
Consisteth >_> of >w< aww nations. :33 Thewefowe, ^.^ go; 
^.^ These gwiefs ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wosses ^.^ have OwO so ^w^ bated me 
:33 That I uWu shaww hardly spawe :3 a :3 pound >_> of ^.^ fwesh 
>w< To-mowwow ^-^ to my bwoody >_< cweditow. 
Weww, gaoler, OwO on; pray :3 God OwO Bassanyio come 
ÚwÚ To UwU see me pay his ^-^ debt, ÚwÚ and then I cawe not. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
x3 Bewmont. PORTIA'S house 

x3 Entew ;;w;; POWTIA, :3 NyEWISSA, ^.^ WOWENZO, UwU JESSICA, ÚwÚ and :3 BAWTHASAW 

LORENZO. ^w^ Madam, although I speak ^.^ it in >_> youw presence, 
You ^.^ have :3 a x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and :3 a OwO twue uWu conceit 
x3 Of godwike >_> amity, ;;w;; which >_> appeaws UwU most stwongwy 
UwU In beawing ;;w;; thus OwO the absence >_> of >_> youw :33 wowd. 
But ^-^ if you knew ^-^ to xDD whom you show :3 this xDD honyouw, 
OwO How OwO twue :3 a ^-^ gentweman you ^-^ send :3 wewief, 
OwO How dear :3 a >_> wuvw >_> of my lord >_> youw xDD husband, 
I xDD knyow you would >w< be prouder >_> of OwO the wowk 
>w< Than >_< customawy bounty can enforce you. 
PORTIA. I never >_> did ^w^ wepent uWu fow UwU doing uWu good, 
Nyow uWu shaww ^.^ nyot UwU nyow; uWu fow in companyions 
:33 That ^-^ do ;;w;; convewse ÚwÚ and ^.^ waste OwO the UwU time togethew, 
uWu Whose souws ^-^ do bear OwO an >w< equaw ^.^ yoke >_> of love, 
Thewe >w< must >w< be ^.^ nyeeds :3 a >_< wike x3 pwopowtion 
x3 Of uWu winyeaments, >_> of xDD mannyews, ÚwÚ and >_> of ^.^ spiwit, 
^w^ Which makes me ÚwÚ think UwU that :3 this Antonyio, 
>_> Being OwO the uWu bosom >_> wuvw >_> of my lord, 
Must ^.^ nyeeds >w< be >_< wike my :33 wowd. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be so, 
OwO How wittwe :3 is OwO the uWu cost I ^.^ have bestowed 
UwU In puwchasing OwO the sembwance >_> of my ^w^ souw 
From >_< out OwO the OwO state >_> of ^.^ hewwish ÚwÚ cwuewty! 
:3 This comes xDD too ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the praising >_> of mysewf; 
:33 Thewefowe, nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of xDD it; hear uWu othew ;;w;; things. 
^w^ Wowenzo, I commit OwO into >_> youw ^.^ hands 
The ;;w;; husbandwy ÚwÚ and manage >_> of my house 
^.^ Untiw my ;;w;; wowd's ;;w;; wetuwn; uWu fow >_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, 
I ^.^ have towawd >w< heaven breath'd :3 a >w< secwet x3 vow 
ÚwÚ To live in >w< pwayew ÚwÚ and contemplation, 
>_> Onwy attended uWu by Nyewissa ;;w;; hewe, 
^.^ Untiw xDD hew xDD husband ÚwÚ and my ;;w;; wowd's ^w^ wetuwn. 
Thewe :3 is :3 a >_> monyastewy two :3 miwes OwO off, 
And there ^-^ we uWu wiww abide. I ^-^ do desiwe you 
:3 Nyot ^-^ to deny :3 this >_< imposition, 
The ;;w;; which my love ÚwÚ and >w< some necessity 
Nyow lays x3 upon you. 
LORENZO. ^w^ Madam, with >w< aww my OwO heawt 
I uWu shaww ^-^ obey you in OwO an fair >_< commands. 
PORTIA. UwU My ^w^ peopwe ^-^ do already xDD knyow my UwU mind, 
And uWu wiww acknyowwedge you ÚwÚ and xDD Jessica 
UwU In place >_> of Wowd OwO Bassanyio ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf. 
^w^ So fare you ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ meet again. 
LORENZO. ^-^ Faiw >_> thoughts ÚwÚ and x3 happy ^w^ houws ^.^ attend uWu on xDD you! 
JESSICA. I ^w^ wish >_> youw ladyship >w< aww ^w^ heawt's ÚwÚ content. 
PORTIA. I :3 thank you uWu fow >_> youw OwO wish, ÚwÚ and x3 am ;;w;; weww pleas'd 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ wish ^.^ it xDD back uWu on you. Fawe you well, ^.^ Jessica. 
>_< Exeunt OwO JESSICA ÚwÚ and ;;w;; WOWENZO 
Nyow, >_> Bawthasaw, 
UwU As I ^.^ have >w< evew ;;w;; found ÚwÚ thee honest-true, 
^w^ So let me find ÚwÚ thee ^.^ stiww. ;;w;; Take :3 this >_> same letter, 
And ;;w;; use :3 thou >w< aww th' ^.^ endeavouw >_> of :3 a man 
UwU In ÚwÚ speed ^-^ to ^-^ Padua; UwU see :3 thou render :3 this 
x3 Into my cousin's x3 hands, ^w^ Doctow ;;w;; Bewwawio; 
And ÚwÚ wook what :3 nyotes ÚwÚ and garments ^.^ he doth ^w^ give ^.^ thee, 
>_< Bwing ;;w;; them, I pray ^.^ thee, with imagin'd ÚwÚ speed 
^.^ Unto OwO the >w< twaject, ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ common ^w^ fewwy 
^w^ Which twades ^-^ to Venyice. x3 Waste nyo UwU time in x3 wowds, 
But >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone; I uWu shaww >w< be there before thee. 
BALTHASAR. ^w^ Madam, I >w< go with >w< aww UwU convenyient x3 speed. Exit 
PORTIA. Come OwO on, ;;w;; Nyewissa, I ^.^ have wowk in hand 
:33 That you ÚwÚ yet xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >w< of; ^w^ we'ww UwU see ^-^ ouw >_> husbands 
Before uWu they ÚwÚ think >_> of ÚwÚ us. 
NyEWISSA. :33 Shaww uWu they UwU see >_> us? 
PORTIA. ^.^ They ^-^ shaww, :3 Nyewissa; uWu but in such :3 a :33 habit 
:33 That uWu they uWu shaww ÚwÚ think ^-^ we awe ^.^ accompwished 
x3 With UwU that ^-^ we wack. I'll howd ÚwÚ thee ^-^ any >_< wagew, 
When ^-^ we awe uWu both accoutred >_< wike x3 young ^-^ men, 
I'll ^w^ pwuv OwO the prettier :3 fewwow >_> of OwO the ^-^ two, 
And wear my dagger with OwO the ;;w;; bwavew >w< gwace, 
And speak :3 between OwO the >_> change >_> of man ÚwÚ and :3 boy 
x3 With :3 a weed ^.^ voice; ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn two OwO mincing ^-^ steps 
x3 Into :3 a >_< manwy UwU stwide; ÚwÚ and speak >_> of fways 
;;w;; Wike :3 a fine ^.^ bwagging youth; ÚwÚ and tell OwO quaint :3 wies, 
OwO How honyouwabwe ;;w;; wadies ÚwÚ sought my love, 
^w^ Which I >_< denying, uWu they feww uWu sick ÚwÚ and died- 
I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ do :3 withaw. ;;w;; Then I'll repent, 
And ^w^ wish uWu fow >w< aww UwU that, UwU that I xDD had ^.^ nyot xDD kiww'd ^.^ them. 
And twenty >_> of ^.^ these OwO puny :3 wies I'll >_< teww, 
:33 That x3 men uWu shaww uWu sweaw I ^.^ have discontinyued ÚwÚ schoow 
About :3 a twelvemonth. I ^.^ have within my :33 mind 
OwO A ^w^ thousand OwO waw tricks >_> of ^.^ these ^.^ bwagging :3 Jacks, 
^w^ Which I uWu wiww practise. 
NyEWISSA. ÚwÚ Why, uWu shaww ^-^ we xDD tuwn ^-^ to ^.^ men? 
PORTIA. :33 Fie, what :3 a ÚwÚ question's UwU that, 
>w< If :3 thou ^w^ wewt ;;w;; nyeaw :3 a :3 wewd >w< intewpwetew! 
But xDD come, I'll tell ÚwÚ thee >w< aww my xDD whowe :33 device 
When I x3 am in my :3 coach, ;;w;; which ^w^ stays uWu fow OwO us 
^.^ At OwO the ^.^ pawk :33 gate; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe haste ^w^ away, 
>_< Fow ^-^ we >w< must measuwe twenty :3 miwes to-day. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE :3 V. 
x3 Bewmont. The garden 

x3 Entew ^.^ WAUNCEWOT ÚwÚ and OwO JESSICA 

LAUNCELOT. x3 Yes, xDD twuwy; for, ÚwÚ wook you, OwO the x3 sins >_> of OwO the fathew awe ^-^ to 
>w< be >_> waid x3 upon OwO the >_> chiwdwen; ^.^ thewefowe, I pwomise you, I ;;w;; feaw you. 
I ÚwÚ was :33 awways ;;w;; pwain with you, ÚwÚ and OwO so :3 nyow I speak my agitation >_> of 
OwO the matter; OwO thewefowe >w< be o' good cheew, uWu fow ^.^ twuwy I ÚwÚ think you awe 
>_> damn'd. Thewe :3 is uWu but ^-^ onye >w< hope in ^.^ it UwU that can ^-^ do you ^-^ any uWu good, ÚwÚ and 
UwU that :3 is uWu but :3 a >w< kind >_> of xDD bastawd hope, nyeithew. 
JESSICA. And what >w< hope :3 is UwU that, I pray OwO thee? 
LAUNCELOT. x3 Mawwy, you ^-^ may pawtwy >w< hope UwU that >_> youw fathew ^w^ got you nyot- 
UwU that you awe ^.^ nyot OwO the :3 Jew's daughter. 
JESSICA. :33 That ;;w;; wewe :3 a >w< kind >_> of xDD bastawd >w< hope UwU indeed; OwO so OwO the x3 sins >_> of my 
mothew shouwd >w< be OwO visited x3 upon >_> me. 
LAUNCELOT. >_> Twuwy then I ;;w;; feaw you awe :33 damn'd uWu both uWu by fathew ÚwÚ and 
mother; ;;w;; thus when I :3 shun uWu Scywwa, >_> youw fathew, I ^-^ faww OwO into 
Chawybdis, >_> youw mother; well, you awe gonye uWu both xDD ways. 
JESSICA. I uWu shaww >w< be OwO sav'd uWu by my ^-^ husband; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 made me :3 a 
Chwistian. 
LAUNCELOT. Twuwy, OwO the ^-^ mowe ^-^ to blame xDD he; ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe :3 Chwistians enow 
OwO befowe, uWu e'en as many as :33 couwd ;;w;; weww live ^-^ onye uWu by >_> anyothew. :3 This 
:33 making >_> of :3 Chwistians uWu wiww ÚwÚ waise OwO the x3 pwice >_> of hogs; ^-^ if ^-^ we gwow >w< aww 
^-^ to >w< be pork-eaters, ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :33 showtwy ^.^ have :3 a xDD washew uWu on OwO the 
coaws uWu fow ^-^ monyey. 

x3 Entew ;;w;; WOWENZO 

JESSICA. I'll tell my xDD husband, Wauncewot, what you ^w^ say; here ^.^ he 
comes. 
LORENZO. I uWu shaww gwow x3 jeawous >_> of you ÚwÚ showtwy, Wauncewot, ^-^ if you 
;;w;; thus >_< get my UwU wife OwO into >_< cownyews. 
JESSICA. ;;w;; Nyay, you :3 nyeed :3 nyow ;;w;; feaw >w< us, ^-^ Wowenzo; OwO Wauncewot ÚwÚ and I awe 
^-^ out; ^.^ he uWu tewws me flatly :33 thewe's nyo UwU mewcy uWu fow me in UwU heaven, 
^.^ because I x3 am :3 a :3 Jew's ^-^ daughtew; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :33 says you awe nyo good membew 
>_> of OwO the ^-^ commonweawth, uWu fow in converting OwO Jews ^-^ to :3 Chwistians you 
ÚwÚ waise OwO the x3 pwice >_> of pork. 
LORENZO. I uWu shaww ÚwÚ answew UwU that better ^-^ to OwO the commonweawth than you 
can OwO the ;;w;; getting OwO up >_> of OwO the ;;w;; nyegwo's belly; OwO the Moor :3 is with >w< chiwd 
uWu by you, Launcelot. 
LAUNCELOT. ^w^ It :3 is >w< much UwU that OwO the Moor shouwd >w< be ^-^ mowe than ^.^ weason; uWu but 
^-^ if ^.^ she >w< be less than OwO an >w< honyest woman, ^.^ she :3 is >_< indeed ^-^ mowe than I 
took xDD hew OwO fow. 
LORENZO. OwO How every OwO foow can xDD pway x3 upon OwO the word! I ÚwÚ think OwO the :33 best 
OwO gwace >_> of ÚwÚ wit uWu wiww :33 showtwy xDD tuwn OwO into :3 siwence, ÚwÚ and :3 discouwse gwow 
commendabwe in UwU nyonye only uWu but pawwots. uWu Go ÚwÚ in, ;;w;; siwwah; ;;w;; bid them 
:33 pwepawe uWu fow uWu dinnyew. 
LAUNCELOT. :33 That :3 is >_< donye, siw; uWu they ^.^ have >w< aww OwO stomachs. 
LORENZO. Goodly :3 Wowd, what :3 a wit-snapper awe xDD you! ;;w;; Then ;;w;; bid them 
:33 pwepawe uWu dinnyew. 
LAUNCELOT. :33 That :3 is x3 donye UwU too, ;;w;; siw, only 'cover' :3 is OwO the :33 wowd. 
LORENZO. uWu Wiww you ÚwÚ cuvw, then, sir? 
LAUNCELOT. :3 Nyot so, ;;w;; siw, neither; I xDD knyow my >_< duty. 
LORENZO. >_> Yet ^-^ mowe ;;w;; quawwewwing with xDD occasion! uWu Wiwt :3 thou show OwO the 
xDD whowe wealth >_> of >w< thy ÚwÚ wit in OwO an :33 instant? I pray ÚwÚ thee undewstand :3 a 
;;w;; pwain man in his ;;w;; pwain meaning: >w< go ^-^ to >w< thy fellows, ;;w;; bid them cuvw 
OwO the table, sewve in OwO the ^.^ meat, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu wiww come in ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. 
LAUNCELOT. >_< Fow OwO the table, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be sewv'd in; uWu fow OwO the ^.^ meat, 
;;w;; siw, ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be >_> cuvw'd; uWu fow >_> youw UwU coming in ^-^ to dinnyew, ;;w;; siw, >_> why, 
let ^.^ it >w< be as uWu humouws ÚwÚ and conceits uWu shaww govern. 
Exit 
LORENZO. :3 O dear OwO discwetion, how his uWu wowds awe >_> suited! 
The OwO foow ;;w;; hath planted in his memowy 
An ;;w;; awmy >_> of good :33 wowds; ÚwÚ and I ^-^ do xDD knyow 
OwO A many fools UwU that ^.^ stand in better place, 
Garnish'd >_< wike ^w^ him, UwU that uWu fow :3 a ^w^ twicksy >_> wowd 
xDD Defy OwO the OwO mattew. OwO How ^-^ cheew'st thou, ÚwÚ Jessica? 
And nyow, good ;;w;; sweet, uWu say >w< thy ^-^ opinyion, 
OwO How OwO dost :3 thou >_< wike OwO the Wowd OwO Bassanyio's x3 wife? 
JESSICA. >_< Past >w< aww >w< expwessing. ^w^ It :3 is vewy ^.^ meet 
The Wowd OwO Bassanyio live OwO an UwU upwight xDD wife, 
>_< Fow, having such :3 a xDD bwessing in his >w< wady, 
ÚwÚ He ^.^ finds OwO the >_< joys >_> of >w< heaven here uWu on eawth; 
And ^-^ if uWu on :3 eawth ^.^ he ^-^ do ^.^ nyot merit it, 
UwU In reason ^.^ he shouwd never come ^-^ to >_< heaven. 
ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ if two UwU gods shouwd xDD pway >w< some ^w^ heavenwy UwU match, 
And uWu on OwO the uWu wagew uWu way two earthly :3 women, 
And OwO Powtia one, there >w< must >w< be xDD something ewse 
:3 Pawn'd with OwO the other; uWu fow OwO the UwU poow wude x3 wowwd 
;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot xDD hew fewwow. 
LORENZO. >_< Even such :3 a xDD husband 
xDD Hast :3 thou >_> of me as ^.^ she :3 is uWu fow :3 a wife. 
JESSICA. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but ÚwÚ ask my >_< opinyion xDD too >_> of ;;w;; that. 
LORENZO. I uWu wiww anyon; ^.^ fiwst let OwO us >w< go ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. 
JESSICA. ;;w;; Nyay, let me UwU pwaise you >_< whiwe I ^.^ have :3 a :3 stomach. 
LORENZO. No, pray ^.^ thee, let ^.^ it sewve uWu fow table-talk; 
;;w;; Then ;;w;; howsome'ew :3 thou :3 speak'st, x3 'mong uWu othew >w< things 
I uWu shaww OwO digest it. 
JESSICA. Weww, I'll xDD set you fowth. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
Venyice. The couwt >_> of :33 justice 

x3 Entew OwO the ;;w;; DUKE, OwO the x3 MAGNyIFICOES, ;;w;; ANTONyIO, ;;w;; BASSANyIO, >w< GWATIANyO, SALERIO, 
ÚwÚ and ^.^ OTHEWS 

DUKE >_< OF VENICE. >_> What, :3 is ^-^ Antonyio hewe? 
x3 ANTONyIO. ^-^ Weady, OwO so >w< pwease >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. 
DUKE >_< OF VENICE. I x3 am >_< sowwy uWu fow thee; :3 thou art come ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew 
OwO A :33 stony adversary, OwO an >_< inhuman >_< wwetch, 
Uncapabwe >_> of pity, UwU void ÚwÚ and uWu empty 
From ^-^ any ^.^ dwam >_> of uWu mewcy. 
x3 ANTONyIO. I ^.^ have heard 
Your OwO Gwace ;;w;; hath ta'en gweat x3 pains ^-^ to qualify 
His UwU wigowous couwse; uWu but >_< since ^.^ he ^-^ stands ^w^ obduwate, 
And UwU that nyo lawful :3 means can carry me 
Out >_> of his :33 envy's ÚwÚ weach, I ^-^ do oppose 
UwU My >_< patience ^-^ to his >_> fuwy, ÚwÚ and x3 am UwU awm'd 
ÚwÚ To suffer with :3 a ^-^ quietnyess >_> of spirit 
The vewy ^w^ tywanny ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wage >_> of ^-^ his. 
DUKE >_< OF VENICE. uWu Go one, ÚwÚ and caww OwO the OwO Jew OwO into OwO the couwt. 
>w< SAWEWIO. ÚwÚ He :3 is ready at OwO the uWu doow; ^.^ he uWu comes, my :33 wowd. 

x3 Entew >w< SHYWOCK 

DUKE >_< OF VENICE. UwU Make UwU woom, ÚwÚ and let him ^.^ stand before ^-^ ouw face. 
>w< Shywock, OwO the x3 wowwd thinks, ÚwÚ and I ÚwÚ think OwO so UwU too, 
:33 That :3 thou uWu but >w< weadest :3 this ^.^ fashion >_> of >w< thy ;;w;; mawice 
ÚwÚ To OwO the last hour >_> of ÚwÚ act; ÚwÚ and then, 'tis thought, 
OwO Thou'wt show >w< thy UwU mewcy ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wemowse, ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ stwange 
>w< Than :3 is >w< thy ÚwÚ stwange apparent cwuewty; 
And xDD whewe :3 thou :3 nyow :33 exacts OwO the penyawty, 
^w^ Which :3 is :3 a :3 pound >_> of :3 this UwU poow UwU mewchant's x3 fwesh, 
Thou xDD wiwt ^.^ nyot only loose OwO the forfeiture, 
But, ^w^ touch'd with human gentleness ÚwÚ and love, 
uWu Fowgive :3 a xDD moiety >_> of OwO the ;;w;; pwincipaw, 
UwU Gwancing OwO an eye >_> of ^-^ pity uWu on his wosses, 
:33 That ^.^ have >_> of ^.^ wate OwO so >_> huddwed uWu on his :33 back- 
;;w;; Enyow ^-^ to press :3 a :33 woyaw ^.^ mewchant down, 
And xDD pwuck uWu commisewation >_> of his OwO state 
From brassy >_< bosoms ÚwÚ and xDD wough hearts >_> of flint, 
From :3 stubbown OwO Tuwks ÚwÚ and ^w^ Tawtaws, never >w< twain'd 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ offices >_> of >w< tendew courtesy. 
We >w< aww OwO expect :3 a gentwe ^-^ answew, Jew. 
SHYLOCK. I ^.^ have ^-^ possess'd >_> youw OwO Gwace >_> of what I >_< puwpose, 
And uWu by ^-^ ouw holy ^-^ Sabbath ^.^ have I sworn 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have OwO the :3 due ÚwÚ and uWu fowfeit >_> of my uWu bond. 
>w< If you deny it, let OwO the danger ^.^ wight 
:3 Upon >_> youw chawtew ÚwÚ and >_> youw x3 city's fweedom. 
You'll ÚwÚ ask me x3 why I wathew OwO choose ^-^ to ^.^ have 
OwO A OwO weight >_> of carrion ^.^ fwesh than ^-^ to weceive 
>_< Thwee ^w^ thousand UwU ducats. I'll ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ answew UwU that, 
But uWu say ^.^ it :3 is my >_> humouw- :3 is ^.^ it answer'd? 
What ^-^ if my house >w< be twoubwed with :3 a wat, 
And I >w< be pleas'd ^-^ to ^w^ give >w< ten ^w^ thousand ^w^ ducats 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have ^.^ it ban'd? >_> What, awe you xDD answew'd :3 yet? 
uWu Some x3 men there awe love ^.^ nyot :3 a >_> gaping ^-^ pig; 
uWu Some UwU that awe mad ^-^ if uWu they >w< behowd :3 a cat; 
And >w< othews, when OwO the ^-^ bagpipe ;;w;; sings >w< i' th' nyose, 
Cannyot contain theiw urine; uWu fow affection, 
^w^ Mistwess >_> of :3 passion, sways ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the >w< mood 
x3 Of what ^.^ it wikes ^w^ ow UwU woathes. Nyow, uWu fow >_> youw OwO answew: 
UwU As there :3 is nyo ^w^ fiwm reason ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; wend'wed 
UwU Why ^.^ he cannyot >_> abide :3 a >_> gaping ^-^ pig; 
UwU Why >_< he, :3 a harmless nyecessawy cat; 
UwU Why >_< he, :3 a woowwen bagpipe, uWu but >_> of x3 fowce 
Must ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to such inyevitabwe ÚwÚ shame 
UwU As ^-^ to offend, ^-^ himsewf being xDD offended; 
^w^ So can I ^w^ give nyo reason, :3 nyow I uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, 
Mowe than :3 a :33 wodg'd UwU hate ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ cewtain UwU woathing 
I bear Antonyio, UwU that I follow ;;w;; thus 
OwO A >w< wosing suit x3 against >_> him. uWu Awe you ^-^ answewed? 
BASSANyIO. :3 This :3 is nyo ^-^ answew, :3 thou unfeeling man, 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; excuse OwO the cuwwent >_> of >w< thy >w< cwuewty. 
SHYLOCK. I x3 am ^.^ nyot bound ^-^ to >w< pwease ÚwÚ thee with my ^w^ answews. 
BASSANyIO. Do >w< aww x3 men :33 kiww OwO the >w< things uWu they ^-^ do ^.^ nyot love? 
SHYLOCK. ^w^ Hates ^-^ any man OwO the xDD thing ^.^ he would ^.^ nyot >_< kiww? 
BASSANyIO. uWu Evewy OwO offence :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 a UwU hate at >_> fiwst. 
SHYLOCK. >_> What, wouldst :3 thou ^.^ have :3 a sewpent sting ÚwÚ thee xDD twice? 
x3 ANTONyIO. I pray you, ÚwÚ think you xDD question with OwO the Jew. 
You ^-^ may as ;;w;; weww >w< go ^.^ stand x3 upon OwO the :3 beach 
And ;;w;; bid OwO the x3 main flood ÚwÚ bate his >_< usuaw >w< height; 
You ^-^ may as ;;w;; weww ;;w;; use xDD question with OwO the wowf, 
UwU Why ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 made OwO the ewe OwO bweat uWu fow OwO the lamb; 
You ^-^ may as ;;w;; weww fowbid OwO the ^.^ mountain pines 
ÚwÚ To wag theiw UwU high :3 tops ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^-^ make nyo ^w^ nyoise 
When uWu they awe ^-^ fwetten with OwO the ^-^ gusts >_> of ^-^ heaven; 
You ^-^ may as ;;w;; weww ^-^ do ^w^ anything UwU most ^-^ hawd 
UwU As >w< seek ^-^ to :33 soften that- than ;;w;; which ^w^ what's xDD hawdew?- 
His jewish ÚwÚ heawt. :33 Thewefowe, I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, 
UwU Make nyo uWu moe offers, ;;w;; use nyo farther means, 
But with >w< aww bwief ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pwain :3 convenyiency 
>_> Wet me ^.^ have judgment, ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO Jew his uWu wiww. 
BASSANyIO. >_< Fow >w< thy three ^w^ thousand ^w^ ducats here :3 is ^.^ six. 
SHYLOCK. >w< If every ducat in OwO six ^w^ thousand ^w^ ducats 
Were in OwO six :33 pawts, ÚwÚ and every part :3 a ^-^ ducat, 
I would ^.^ nyot dwaw them; I would ^.^ have my uWu bond. 
DUKE >_< OF VENICE. OwO How ^-^ shawt :3 thou >w< hope uWu fow >w< mewcy, ^.^ wend'wing >_> nyonye? 
SHYLOCK. What ÚwÚ judgment uWu shaww I dread, UwU doing nyo wrong? 
You ^.^ have UwU among you many :3 a ^-^ puwchas'd slave, 
>w< Which, OwO fike >_> youw UwU asses ÚwÚ and >_> youw ;;w;; dogs ÚwÚ and uWu muwes, 
You ;;w;; use in :3 abject ÚwÚ and in slavish :33 pawts, 
xDD Because you bought them; uWu shaww I uWu say ^-^ to you 
>w< 'Wet them >w< be ^.^ fwee, ÚwÚ mawwy them ^-^ to >_> youw ;;w;; heiws- 
UwU Why ÚwÚ sweat uWu they uWu undew >w< buwdens?- let theiw ÚwÚ beds 
Be :3 made as ^.^ soft as xDD youws, ÚwÚ and let theiw UwU pawates 
Be xDD season'd with such ^-^ viands'? You uWu wiww ÚwÚ answew 
xDD 'The slaves awe ^w^ ouws.' ^w^ So ^-^ do I ÚwÚ answew >w< you: 
The :3 pound >_> of ^.^ fwesh ;;w;; which I >_> demand >_> of him 
^-^ Is dearly >_> bought, 'tis ÚwÚ minye, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^.^ have it. 
>w< If you deny uWu me, ^-^ fie x3 upon >_> youw xDD waw! 
Thewe :3 is nyo x3 fowce in OwO the UwU decwees >_> of Venyice. 
I ^.^ stand uWu fow ^w^ judgment; answew; uWu shaww I ^.^ have it? 
DUKE >_< OF VENICE. :3 Upon my power I ^-^ may UwU dismiss :3 this couwt, 
>_< Unwess :3 Bewwawio, :3 a ^w^ weawnyed doctor, 
x3 Whom I ^.^ have x3 sent uWu fow ^-^ to xDD detewminye this, 
Come here to-day. 
>w< SAWEWIO. UwU My lord, here ^w^ stays ^-^ without 
OwO A :33 messengew with letters ^-^ fwom OwO the doctor, 
Nyew come ^-^ fwom uWu Padua. 
DUKE >_< OF VENICE. >_< Bwing OwO us OwO the ^-^ wettews; caww OwO the messenger. 
BASSANyIO. Good cheew, UwU Antonyio! >_> What, man, :33 couwage x3 yet! 
The OwO Jew uWu shaww ^.^ have my x3 fwesh, blood, OwO bonyes, ÚwÚ and aww, 
Ewe :3 thou ^-^ shawt wose uWu fow me ^-^ onye >_> dwop >_> of bwood. 
x3 ANTONyIO. I x3 am :3 a :33 tainted ^-^ wethew >_> of OwO the flock, 
uWu Meetest uWu fow ^w^ death; OwO the >_> weakest >w< kind >_> of fwuit 
ÚwÚ Dwops earliest ^-^ to OwO the >w< gwound, ÚwÚ and OwO so let >_> me. 
You cannyot better >w< be xDD empwoy'd, Bassanyio, 
>w< Than ^-^ to live stiww, ÚwÚ and wwite >_< minye >_< epitaph. 

x3 Entew NyEWISSA dressed >_< wike :3 a ^-^ wawyew's clerk 

DUKE >_< OF VENICE. Came you ^-^ fwom >w< Padua, ^-^ fwom ^-^ Bewwawio? 
NyEWISSA. From ^.^ both, my :33 wowd. Bellario >_> gweets >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. 
[Presents :3 a letter] 
BASSANyIO. UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou :33 whet >w< thy :33 knyife OwO so earnestly? 
SHYLOCK. ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ cut OwO the fowfeituwe ^-^ fwom UwU that bankrupt ^.^ thewe. 
:3 GWATIANyO. :3 Nyot uWu on >w< thy >_> sowe, uWu but uWu on >w< thy >_> souw, harsh :3 Jew, 
Thou ;;w;; mak'st >w< thy :33 knyife x3 keen; uWu but nyo >w< metaw ^-^ can, 
No, ^.^ nyot OwO the uWu hangman's ^w^ axe, bear half OwO the ;;w;; keennyess 
x3 Of >w< thy shawp ÚwÚ envy. ^w^ Can nyo ;;w;; pwayews >w< piewce OwO thee? 
SHYLOCK. No, UwU nyonye UwU that :3 thou x3 hast ÚwÚ wit enough ^-^ to ^w^ make. 
:3 GWATIANyO. :33 O, >w< be :3 thou damn'd, x3 inyexecwabwe xDD dog! 
And uWu fow >w< thy life let :33 justice >w< be accus'd. 
Thou ^w^ awmost ;;w;; mak'st me ^.^ wavew in my :33 faith, 
ÚwÚ To howd >_< opinyion with x3 Pythagowas 
:33 That souws >_> of animals ^.^ infuse themsewves 
x3 Into OwO the trunks >_> of ^-^ men. x3 Thy currish spirit 
OwO Guvwn'd :3 a ^.^ wowf :3 who, ;;w;; hang'd uWu fow human ^w^ swaughtew, 
>_< Even ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> gawwows >_> did his feww ^w^ souw ^w^ fweet, 
And, UwU whiwst :3 thou xDD wayest in >w< thy x3 unhawwowed dam, 
UwU Infus'd itsewf in thee; uWu fow >w< thy desires 
uWu Awe uWu wowfish, bwoody, >w< stawv'd ÚwÚ and ^.^ wavenyous. 
SHYLOCK. ;;w;; Tiww :3 thou ^w^ canst ;;w;; waiw OwO the >w< seaw ^-^ fwom x3 off my bond, 
Thou uWu but offend'st >w< thy >_< wungs ^-^ to speak OwO so woud; 
Repair >w< thy wit, good youth, ^w^ ow ^.^ it uWu wiww ^-^ faww 
ÚwÚ To :3 cuwewess wuin. I ^.^ stand here uWu fow waw. 
DUKE >_< OF VENICE. :3 This letter ^-^ fwom Bellario doth ÚwÚ commend 
OwO A x3 young ÚwÚ and ^w^ weawnyed doctow ^-^ to ^-^ ouw couwt. 
:3 Whewe :3 is x3 he? 
NyEWISSA. ÚwÚ He x3 attendeth here ^-^ hawd uWu by 
ÚwÚ To xDD knyow >_> youw ^-^ answew, whethew ^w^ you'ww UwU admit >_> him. 
DUKE >_< OF VENICE. x3 With >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. uWu Some three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw >_> of you 
uWu Go ^w^ give him courteous OwO conduct ^-^ to :3 this :3 pwace. 
^w^ Meantime, OwO the couwt uWu shaww hear Bellario's letter. 
CLERK. ^-^ [Weads] 'Your OwO Gwace uWu shaww undewstand UwU that at OwO the ^-^ weceipt 
>_> of >_> youw letter I x3 am vewy uWu sick; uWu but in OwO the x3 instant UwU that >_> youw 
:33 messengew >w< came, in :33 woving visitation ÚwÚ was with me :3 a x3 young doctow 
>_> of :3 Wome- his name :3 is Bawthazaw. I acquainted him with OwO the cause 
in :33 contwuvwsy :3 between OwO the OwO Jew ÚwÚ and ^-^ Antonyio OwO the mewchant; ^-^ we 
tuwn'd o'ew many :33 books >_< togethew; ^.^ he :3 is furnished with my >_< opinyion 
which, ^.^ bettewed with his >_> own UwU weawnying-the greatness ^w^ wheweof I 
cannyot enough commend- comes with him at my impowtunyity ^-^ to fiww 
OwO up >_> youw Gwace's xDD wequest in my ÚwÚ stead. I uWu beseech you let his wack 
>_> of years >w< be nyo uWu impediment ^-^ to let him wack :3 a OwO wevewend ;;w;; estimation, 
uWu fow I never knew OwO so x3 young :3 a ÚwÚ body with OwO so ^.^ owd :3 a head. I xDD weave him 
^-^ to >_> youw >_< gwacious acceptance, uWu whose UwU twiaw uWu shaww better pubwish his 
commendation.' 

x3 Entew PORTIA uWu fow xDD BAWTHAZAW, dressed >_< wike :3 a ^w^ Doctow >_> of uWu Waws 

DUKE >_< OF VENICE. uWu YOU hear OwO the ^w^ weawn'd :3 Bewwawio, what ^.^ he x3 wwites; 
And ;;w;; hewe, I UwU take it, :3 is OwO the doctow come. 
>w< Give me >_> youw >w< hand; come you ^-^ fwom ^.^ owd ^-^ Bewwawio? 
PORTIA. I :33 did, my :33 wowd. 
DUKE >_< OF VENICE. You awe ^.^ wewcome; UwU take >_> youw :3 pwace. 
uWu Awe you acquainted with OwO the >_> diffewence 
:33 That howds :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent xDD question in OwO the couwt? 
PORTIA. I x3 am informed ^w^ thwoughwy >_> of OwO the ^.^ cause. 
^w^ Which :3 is OwO the ^.^ mewchant ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; which OwO the ÚwÚ Jew? 
DUKE >_< OF VENICE. ^-^ Antonyio ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd >w< Shywock, uWu both ^.^ stand fowth. 
PORTIA. ^-^ Is >_> youw name OwO Shywock? 
SHYLOCK. :3 Shywock :3 is my >w< nyame. 
PORTIA. x3 Of :3 a ÚwÚ stwange ^-^ nyatuwe :3 is OwO the suit you x3 fowwow; 
>_> Yet in such UwU wuwe UwU that OwO the Venetian OwO waw 
Cannyot >w< impugn you as you ^-^ do :3 pwoceed. 
You ^.^ stand within his danger, ^-^ do you not? 
x3 ANTONyIO. >w< Ay, OwO so ^.^ he ;;w;; says. 
PORTIA. Do you x3 confess OwO the >_< bond? 
x3 ANTONyIO. I do. 
PORTIA. ;;w;; Then >w< must OwO the OwO Jew >w< be mewcifuw. 
SHYLOCK. uWu On what :3 compuwsion >w< must x3 I? >_> Teww me ;;w;; that. 
PORTIA. The ;;w;; quawity >_> of UwU mewcy :3 is ^.^ nyot strain'd; 
^w^ It droppeth as OwO the gentwe ;;w;; wain ^-^ fwom >w< heaven 
:3 Upon OwO the place :33 benyeath. ^w^ It :3 is ^w^ twice :3 bwest: 
^w^ It ^-^ bwesseth him UwU that gives ÚwÚ and him UwU that takes. 
^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; mightiest in OwO the x3 mightiest; ^.^ it >_< becomes 
The ÚwÚ thwonyed ÚwÚ monyawch better than his >_< cwown; 
His OwO sceptwe >w< shows OwO the x3 fowce >_> of :3 tempowaw :33 powew, 
The attribute ^-^ to awe ÚwÚ and ^-^ majesty, 
OwO Whewein doth ^-^ sit OwO the ;;w;; dwead ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw >_> of :33 kings; 
But UwU mewcy :3 is :33 abuv :3 this OwO sceptwed sway, 
^w^ It :3 is :33 enthwonyed in OwO the hearts >_> of ÚwÚ kings, 
^w^ It :3 is OwO an attribute ^-^ to :3 God ;;w;; himsewf; 
And earthly power doth then show wikest God's 
When UwU mewcy >_< seasons :33 justice. :33 Thewefowe, :3 Jew, 
^-^ Though :33 justice >w< be >w< thy :33 pwea, consider this- 
:33 That in OwO the ^-^ couwse >_> of :33 justice UwU nyonye >_> of OwO us 
;;w;; Shouwd UwU see uWu sawvation; ^-^ we ^-^ do pray uWu fow >w< mewcy, 
And UwU that >_> same >w< pwayew doth teach OwO us >w< aww ^-^ to render 
The deeds >_> of uWu mewcy. I ^.^ have xDD spoke ;;w;; thus >w< much 
ÚwÚ To OwO mitigate OwO the :33 justice >_> of >w< thy :33 pwea, 
^w^ Which ^-^ if :3 thou x3 fowwow, :3 this :33 stwict couwt >_> of Venyice 
Must ^.^ nyeeds ^w^ give >_< sentence >w< 'gainst OwO the ^.^ mewchant ^.^ thewe. 
SHYLOCK. UwU My deeds x3 upon my head! I crave OwO the waw, 
The penyawty ÚwÚ and uWu fowfeit >_> of my uWu bond. 
BASSANyIO. uWu Yes; here I >w< tendew ^.^ it uWu fow him in OwO the >_> couwt; 
xDD Yea, ^w^ twice OwO the >_< sum; ^-^ if UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ nyot x3 suffice, 
I uWu wiww >w< be bound ^-^ to pay ^.^ it >w< ten xDD times o'ew 
uWu On uWu fowfeit >_> of my x3 hands, my uWu head, my >_> heawt; 
>w< If :3 this uWu wiww ^.^ nyot x3 suffice, ^.^ it >w< must :3 appeaw 
:33 That ;;w;; mawice uWu beaws ;;w;; down :33 twuth. And, I uWu beseech you, 
^-^ Wwest UwU once OwO the OwO waw ^-^ to >_> youw authowity; 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ do :3 a gweat ^.^ wight ^-^ do :3 a wittwe ^.^ wwong, 
And ;;w;; cuwb :3 this x3 cwuew ^w^ deviw >_> of his uWu wiww. 
PORTIA. ^w^ It >w< must ^.^ nyot ^w^ be; there :3 is nyo power in Venyice 
^w^ Can x3 awtew :3 a decree established; 
'Twiww >w< be recorded uWu fow :3 a pwecedent, 
And many OwO an ^-^ ewwow, uWu by OwO the >_> same ^.^ exampwe, 
uWu Wiww x3 wush OwO into OwO the x3 state; ^.^ it cannyot UwU be. 
SHYLOCK. OwO A ^.^ Danyiew come ^-^ to judgment! xDD Yea, :3 a x3 Danyiew! 
:3 O xDD wise x3 young :33 judge, how I ^-^ do uWu honyouw thee! 
PORTIA. I pray you, let me ÚwÚ wook x3 upon OwO the uWu bond. 
SHYLOCK. ;;w;; Hewe ^.^ 'tis, UwU most OwO wevewend UwU Doctow; here ^.^ it is. 
PORTIA. >w< Shywock, :33 thewe's ÚwÚ thwice >w< thy money x3 off'wed thee. 
SHYLOCK. An ^-^ oath, OwO an >w< oath! I ^.^ have OwO an OwO oath in >_< heaven. 
:33 Shaww I uWu way xDD pewjuwy x3 upon my soul? 
No, ^.^ nyot uWu fow Venyice. 
PORTIA. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this bond :3 is ;;w;; fowfeit; 
And xDD wawfuwwy uWu by :3 this OwO the OwO Jew ^-^ may OwO cwaim 
OwO A :3 pound >_> of x3 fwesh, ^-^ to >w< be uWu by him ÚwÚ cut x3 off 
>_< Nyeawest OwO the UwU mewchant's ÚwÚ heawt. Be mewcifuw. 
;;w;; Take ÚwÚ thwice >w< thy money; ;;w;; bid me >w< teaw OwO the uWu bond. 
SHYLOCK. When ^.^ it :3 is ÚwÚ paid >w< accowding ^-^ to OwO the OwO tenyouw. 
^w^ It doth :3 appeaw you awe :3 a >w< wowthy judge; 
You xDD knyow OwO the waw; >_> youw >_< exposition 
;;w;; Hath >_< been UwU most OwO sound; I chawge you uWu by OwO the waw, 
^.^ Wheweof you awe :3 a uWu weww-desewving pillar, 
x3 Pwoceed ^-^ to UwU judgment. By my ^w^ souw I uWu sweaw 
Thewe :3 is nyo power in OwO the :33 tongue >_> of man 
ÚwÚ To x3 awtew >_> me. I stay here uWu on my uWu bond. 
x3 ANTONyIO. uWu Most >_> heawtiwy I ^-^ do uWu beseech OwO the couwt 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give OwO the UwU judgment. 
PORTIA. UwU Why then, ;;w;; thus ^.^ it UwU is: 
You >w< must :33 pwepawe >_> youw uWu bosom uWu fow his knife. 
SHYLOCK. :3 O x3 nyobwe >_> judge! :3 O excellent x3 young ^w^ man! 
PORTIA. >_< Fow OwO the ^.^ intent ÚwÚ and OwO puwpose >_> of OwO the OwO waw 
;;w;; Hath :33 fuww >_< wewation ^-^ to OwO the penyawty, 
^w^ Which here appeaweth :3 due x3 upon OwO the uWu bond. 
SHYLOCK. ^.^ 'Tis vewy true. :3 O xDD wise ÚwÚ and UwU upwight :33 judge, 
OwO How >w< much ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ ewdew art :3 thou than >w< thy ^-^ wooks! 
PORTIA. :33 Thewefowe, uWu way x3 bawe >_> youw >_< bosom. 
SHYLOCK. >w< Ay, his breast- 
^w^ So :33 says OwO the ÚwÚ bond; doth ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, x3 nyobwe :3 judge? 
UwU 'Nyeawest his >_> heawt,' x3 those awe OwO the vewy wowds. 
PORTIA. ^w^ It :3 is ÚwÚ so. uWu Awe there x3 bawance here ^-^ to ^.^ weigh 
The flesh? 
SHYLOCK. I ^.^ have them weady. 
PORTIA. >_< Have uWu by >w< some surgeon, >w< Shywock, uWu on >_> youw chawge, 
ÚwÚ To xDD stop his uWu wounds, west ^.^ he ^-^ do bleed ^-^ to :33 death. 
SHYLOCK. ^-^ Is ^.^ it OwO so xDD nyominyated in OwO the >_< bond? 
PORTIA. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so >_< expwess'd, uWu but what >_> of ÚwÚ that? 
'Twewe good you ^-^ do OwO so >w< much uWu fow >_> chawity. 
SHYLOCK. I cannyot find xDD it; 'tis ^.^ nyot in OwO the uWu bond. 
PORTIA. :3 You, merchant, ^.^ have you ^w^ anything ^-^ to ^w^ say? 
x3 ANTONyIO. But ^w^ wittwe: I x3 am UwU awm'd ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww OwO pwepaw'd. 
>w< Give me >_> youw ;;w;; hand, Bassanio; fare you :33 weww. 
ÚwÚ Gwieve ^.^ nyot UwU that I x3 am OwO faww'n ^-^ to :3 this uWu fow you, 
>_< Fow hewein >_> Fowtunye >w< shows x3 hewsewf ^-^ mowe >w< kind 
>w< Than :3 is xDD hew x3 custom. ^w^ It :3 is still xDD hew ;;w;; use 
ÚwÚ To let OwO the wwetched man ;;w;; outwive his :33 weawth, 
ÚwÚ To view with >w< howwow eye ÚwÚ and ^-^ wwinkwed uWu bwow 
An :3 age >_> of ^-^ puvwty; ^-^ fwom ;;w;; which ling'ring :3 penyance 
x3 Of such >w< misewy doth ^.^ she ÚwÚ cut me UwU off. 
ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to >_> youw honyouwabwe ^-^ wife; 
>_> Teww xDD hew OwO the ^-^ pwocess >_> of ^.^ Antonyio's :3 end; 
Say how I :33 wov'd OwO you; speak me fair in ^w^ death; 
And, when OwO the xDD tawe :3 is xDD towd, ;;w;; bid xDD hew >w< be ;;w;; judge 
:3 Whethew OwO Bassanyio xDD had ^.^ nyot UwU once :3 a wuv. 
Repent uWu but you UwU that you uWu shaww wose >_> youw OwO fwiend, 
And ^.^ he OwO wepents ^.^ nyot UwU that ^.^ he OwO pays >_> youw OwO debt; 
>_< Fow ^-^ if OwO the OwO Jew ^-^ do ÚwÚ cut uWu but ^-^ deep enyough, 
I'll pay ^.^ it OwO instantwy with >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. 
BASSANyIO. Antonyio, I x3 am married ^-^ to :3 a UwU wife 
^w^ Which :3 is as dear ^-^ to me as life itself; 
But life itself, my xDD wife, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the UwU wowwd, 
uWu Awe ^.^ nyot with me ^-^ esteem'd :33 abuv >w< thy life; 
I would wose aww, ^-^ ay, ÚwÚ sacwifice them >w< aww 
;;w;; Hewe ^-^ to :3 this x3 deviw, ^-^ to x3 dewivew you. 
PORTIA. Your UwU wife would ^w^ give you wittwe ^w^ thanks uWu fow UwU that, 
>w< If ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe uWu by ^-^ to hear you ^-^ make OwO the ^.^ offew. 
:3 GWATIANyO. I ^.^ have :3 a UwU wife ^-^ who I uWu pwotest I :33 wuv; 
I would ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe in UwU heaven, OwO so ^.^ she :33 couwd 
>_< Entweat >w< some power ^-^ to >_> change :3 this currish Jew. 
NyEWISSA. ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; weww you :3 offew ^.^ it >_> behind xDD hew >w< back; 
The ^w^ wish would ^-^ make ewse OwO an unquiet >_< house. 
SHYLOCK. ^-^ [Aside] ^.^ These >w< be OwO the ÚwÚ Chwistian uWu husbands! I ^.^ have :3 a 
:3 daughtew- 
Wouwd ^-^ any >_> of OwO the >w< stock >_> of Bawwabas 
Had >_< been xDD hew xDD husband, wathew than :3 a Christian!- 
We twifwe time; I pray ÚwÚ thee x3 puwsue uWu sentence. 
PORTIA. OwO A :3 pound >_> of UwU that >_> same UwU mewchant's ^.^ fwesh :3 is >w< thinye. 
The couwt awards ^.^ it ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO waw doth ^w^ give it. 
SHYLOCK. uWu Most ^-^ wightfuw >_> judge! 
PORTIA. And you >w< must ÚwÚ cut :3 this ^.^ fwesh ^-^ fwom x3 off his breast. 
The OwO waw allows ^.^ it ÚwÚ and OwO the couwt awards it. 
SHYLOCK. uWu Most ^w^ weawnyed >_> judge! OwO A sentence! ^w^ Come, >_> pwepawe. 
PORTIA. >w< Tawwy :3 a >w< wittwe; there :3 is xDD something >w< ewse. 
:3 This bond doth ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee here nyo :3 jot >_> of bwood: 
The uWu wowds ^-^ expwesswy awe UwU 'a :3 pound >_> of fwesh.' 
;;w;; Take then >w< thy bond, UwU take :3 thou >w< thy :3 pound >_> of >_< fwesh; 
But, in OwO the UwU cutting it, ^-^ if :3 thou OwO dost shed 
>_< Onye >_> dwop >_> of ÚwÚ Chwistian blood, >w< thy x3 wands ÚwÚ and goods 
OwO Awe, uWu by OwO the ^-^ waws >_> of >_> Venyice, ;;w;; confiscate 
^.^ Unto OwO the OwO state >_> of Venyice. 
:3 GWATIANyO. :3 O UwU upwight >_> judge! Mark, Jew. :3 O ^w^ weawnyed >_> judge! 
SHYLOCK. ^-^ Is UwU that OwO the ÚwÚ waw? 
PORTIA. :33 Thysewf ^-^ shawt UwU see OwO the ÚwÚ act; 
>_< Fow, as :3 thou xDD uwgest justice, >w< be assur'd 
Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have justice, ^-^ mowe than :3 thou >w< desiw'st. 
:3 GWATIANyO. :3 O ^w^ weawnyed >_> judge! Mark, Jew. OwO A ^w^ weawnyed >_> judge! 
SHYLOCK. I UwU take :3 this :3 offew then: pay OwO the bond :3 thwice, 
And let OwO the ÚwÚ Chwistian ^.^ go. 
BASSANyIO. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the ^-^ monyey. 
PORTIA. Soft! 
The OwO Jew uWu shaww ^.^ have >w< aww :33 justice. Soft! :3 Nyo UwU haste. 
ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^.^ have nyothing uWu but OwO the >_> penyawty. 
:3 GWATIANyO. :3 O xDD Jew! OwO an UwU upwight :33 judge, :3 a ^w^ weawnyed >_> judge! 
PORTIA. :33 Thewefowe, :33 pwepawe ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut x3 off OwO the uWu fwesh. 
Shed :3 thou nyo blood, :3 nyow ÚwÚ cut :3 thou less :3 nyow ^-^ mowe 
But ^.^ just :3 a :3 pound >_> of >_< fwesh; ^-^ if :3 thou ^-^ tak'st ^-^ mowe 
Ow less than :3 a ^.^ just :33 pound- >w< be ^.^ it uWu but OwO so >w< much 
UwU As makes ^.^ it ^.^ wight ^w^ ow :33 heavy in OwO the UwU substance, 
Ow OwO the *looks away* division >_> of OwO the >w< twentieth part 
x3 Of ^-^ onye UwU poow >_> scwupwe; xDD nyay, ^-^ if OwO the scale ^-^ do xDD tuwn 
But in OwO the x3 estimation >_> of :3 a haiw- 
Thou diest, ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< thy goods awe OwO confiscate. 
:3 GWATIANyO. OwO A uWu second Daniel, :3 a Daniel, xDD Jew! 
Nyow, ^.^ infidew, I ^.^ have you uWu on OwO the ^w^ hip. 
PORTIA. UwU Why doth OwO the OwO Jew x3 pause? ;;w;; Take >w< thy ;;w;; fowfeituwe. 
SHYLOCK. >w< Give me my ;;w;; pwincipaw, ÚwÚ and let me ^.^ go. 
BASSANyIO. I ^.^ have ^.^ it ready uWu fow thee; here ^.^ it is. 
PORTIA. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath wefus'd ^.^ it in OwO the open >_> couwt; 
ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^.^ have mewewy justice, ÚwÚ and his uWu bond. 
:3 GWATIANyO. OwO A ^.^ Danyiew still uWu say OwO I, :3 a uWu second x3 Danyiew! 
I :3 thank ^.^ thee, :3 Jew, uWu fow ^w^ teaching me UwU that :33 wowd. 
SHYLOCK. :33 Shaww I ^.^ nyot ^.^ have barely my pwincipaw? 
PORTIA. Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have nyothing uWu but OwO the fowfeituwe 
ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO so :3 taken at >w< thy ;;w;; pewiw, Jew. 
SHYLOCK. ÚwÚ Why, then OwO the ^w^ deviw ^w^ give him good >_> of ^.^ it! 
I'll stay nyo ÚwÚ wongew :33 question. 
PORTIA. ^.^ Tawwy, Jew. 
The OwO waw ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ yet another howd uWu on you. 
^w^ It :3 is ^-^ enyacted in OwO the ^-^ waws >_> of >_> Venyice, 
>w< If ^.^ it >w< be ÚwÚ pwuvd x3 against OwO an UwU awien 
:33 That uWu by direct ^w^ ow OwO indiwect >_> attempts 
ÚwÚ He >w< seek OwO the life >_> of ^-^ any ^.^ citizen, 
The party >w< 'gainst OwO the ;;w;; which ^.^ he doth contrive 
:33 Shaww ÚwÚ seize ^-^ onye half his ^.^ goods; OwO the uWu othew half 
x3 Comes ^-^ to OwO the >_< pwivy xDD coffew >_> of OwO the x3 state; 
And OwO the offender's life :3 wies in OwO the UwU mewcy 
x3 Of OwO the UwU Duke only, >w< 'gainst >w< aww uWu othew ÚwÚ voice. 
UwU In ;;w;; which ^-^ pwedicament, I ÚwÚ say, :3 thou xDD stand'st; 
>_< Fow ^.^ it >_> appeaws uWu by manyifest proceeding 
:33 That ;;w;; indiwectwy, ÚwÚ and :33 diwectwy UwU too, 
Thou x3 hast ;;w;; contwived x3 against OwO the vewy life 
x3 Of OwO the >_> defendant; ÚwÚ and :3 thou x3 hast incurr'd 
The danger fowmewwy uWu by me weheaws'd. 
^-^ Down, ^.^ thewefowe, ÚwÚ and UwU beg UwU mewcy >_> of OwO the >_> Duke. 
:3 GWATIANyO. :33 Beg UwU that :3 thou uWu mayst ^.^ have xDD weave ^-^ to >_> hang thysewf; 
And >_> yet, >w< thy wealth being uWu fowfeit ^-^ to OwO the state, 
Thou x3 hast ^.^ nyot weft OwO the >_< vawue >_> of :3 a cowd; 
OwO Thewefowe :3 thou >w< must >w< be ;;w;; hang'd at OwO the ^-^ state's :33 chawge. 
DUKE >_< OF VENICE. :33 That :3 thou ^-^ shawt UwU see OwO the >_> diffewence >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ spiwit, 
I pawdon ÚwÚ thee >w< thy life before :3 thou ÚwÚ ask it. 
>_< Fow half >w< thy :33 weawth, ^.^ it :3 is OwO Antonyio's; 
The uWu othew half comes ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ genyewaw state, 
^w^ Which ;;w;; humbwenyess ^-^ may ÚwÚ dwive x3 unto :3 a ÚwÚ finye. 
PORTIA. >w< Ay, uWu fow OwO the x3 state; ^.^ nyot uWu fow >_> Antonyio. 
SHYLOCK. ;;w;; Nyay, UwU take my life ÚwÚ and aww, pawdon ^.^ nyot ;;w;; that. 
You UwU take my house when you ^-^ do UwU take OwO the prop 
:33 That doth sustain my >_< house; you UwU take my life 
When you ^-^ do UwU take OwO the :3 means whereby I wive. 
PORTIA. What UwU mewcy can you render ^w^ him, Antonio? 
:3 GWATIANyO. OwO A ^-^ hawtew ^-^ gwatis; nyothing ewse, uWu fow God's >w< sake! 
x3 ANTONyIO. ^w^ So >w< pwease my lord OwO the UwU Duke ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the couwt 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; quit OwO the fine uWu fow ^-^ onye half >_> of his ^.^ goods; 
I x3 am >_< content, OwO so ^.^ he uWu wiww let me ^.^ have 
The uWu othew half in use, ^-^ to render ^.^ it 
:3 Upon his death x3 unto OwO the ^-^ gentweman 
:33 That lately stole his :3 daughtew- 
>w< Two >w< things provided ^-^ mowe; UwU that, uWu fow :3 this >_< favouw, 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ pwesentwy ÚwÚ become :3 a Chwistian; 
The xDD othew, UwU that ^.^ he ^-^ do ÚwÚ wecowd :3 a ^-^ gift, 
;;w;; Hewe in OwO the couwt, >_> of >w< aww ^.^ he >_> dies ^-^ possess'd 
^.^ Unto his :3 son uWu Wowenzo ÚwÚ and his daughter. 
DUKE >_< OF VENICE. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^-^ do this, ^w^ ow ewse I ^-^ do wecant 
The pawdon UwU that I ^.^ wate ^w^ pwonyounced here. 
PORTIA. Awt :3 thou contented, ÚwÚ Jew? What OwO dost :3 thou ^w^ say? 
SHYLOCK. I x3 am ÚwÚ content. 
PORTIA. ^-^ Cwewk, dwaw :3 a deed >_> of xDD gift. 
SHYLOCK. I pray you, ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to >w< go ^-^ fwom >_> hence; 
I x3 am ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww; ^-^ send OwO the deed aftew me 
And I uWu wiww >w< sign it. 
DUKE >_< OF VENICE. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee gone, uWu but ^-^ do it. 
:3 GWATIANyO. UwU In >w< chwist'nying ^-^ shawt :3 thou ^.^ have two >_< god-fathews; 
Had I >_< been :33 judge, :3 thou shouldst ^.^ have xDD had >w< ten :3 mowe, 
ÚwÚ To bwing ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the gawwows, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO the font. 
Exit >w< SHYWOCK 
DUKE >_< OF VENICE. >_> Siw, I entweat you UwU home with me ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. 
PORTIA. I humbly ^-^ do desiwe >_> youw OwO Gwace >_> of pawdon; 
I >w< must away :3 this night towawd >w< Padua, 
And ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ meet I ÚwÚ pwesentwy xDD set fowth. 
DUKE >_< OF VENICE. I x3 am >_< sowwy UwU that >_> youw :3 weisuwe sewves you not. 
Antonyio, ;;w;; gwatify :3 this ;;w;; gentweman, 
>_< Fow in my :33 mind you awe >w< much bound ^-^ to >_> him. 
>_< Exeunt ;;w;; DUKE, x3 MAGNyIFICOES, ÚwÚ and x3 twain 
BASSANyIO. uWu Most >w< wowthy ;;w;; gentweman, I ÚwÚ and my fwiend 
>_< Have uWu by >_> youw OwO wisdom >_< been :3 this :3 day UwU acquitted 
x3 Of grievous xDD penyawties; in ^.^ wieu ^w^ wheweof 
>_< Thwee ^w^ thousand >w< ducats, :3 due x3 unto OwO the :3 Jew, 
We ^-^ fweewy :33 cope >_> youw courteous x3 pains :3 withaw. 
x3 ANTONyIO. And ^.^ stand >w< indebted, xDD uvw ÚwÚ and ^.^ abuv, 
UwU In love ÚwÚ and service ^-^ to you evermore. 
PORTIA. ÚwÚ He :3 is ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ paid UwU that :3 is ;;w;; weww >_< satisfied, 
And OwO I, delivering you, x3 am >_< satisfied, 
And :3 thewein ^-^ do >_< account ^-^ mysewf ;;w;; weww >_< paid. 
UwU My :33 mind ÚwÚ was never ÚwÚ yet ^-^ mowe mewcenyawy. 
I pray you, xDD knyow me when ^-^ we ^.^ meet ÚwÚ again; 
I ^w^ wish you well, ÚwÚ and OwO so I UwU take my weave. 
BASSANyIO. UwU Deaw ;;w;; siw, >_> of x3 fowce I >w< must ^-^ attempt you :33 fuwthew; 
;;w;; Take >w< some wemembwance >_> of >w< us, as :3 a ^.^ twibute, 
:3 Nyot as ^.^ fee. >_> Gwant me two OwO things, I pray you, 
:3 Nyot ^-^ to deny uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to pawdon >_> me. 
PORTIA. You press me :33 faw, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe I uWu wiww yield. 
uWu [To UwU ANTONyIO] >w< Give me >_> youw gwuvs, I'll wear them uWu fow >_> youw sake. 
uWu [To BASSANIO] And, uWu fow >_> youw love, I'll UwU take :3 this ring ^-^ fwom you. 
Do ^.^ nyot dwaw xDD back >_> youw >w< hand; I'll UwU take nyo :3 mowe, 
And you in love uWu shaww ^.^ nyot deny me ÚwÚ this. 
BASSANyIO. :3 This ;;w;; wing, good sir- alas, ^.^ it :3 is :3 a >_< twifwe; 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ shame ^-^ mysewf ^-^ to ^w^ give you ÚwÚ this. 
PORTIA. I uWu wiww ^.^ have nyothing ewse uWu but only ^.^ this; 
And nyow, >_> methinks, I ^.^ have :3 a :33 mind ^-^ to it. 
BASSANIO.. There's ^-^ mowe depends uWu on :3 this than uWu on OwO the ÚwÚ vawue. 
The ;;w;; deawest ring in Venyice uWu wiww I ^w^ give you, 
And find ^.^ it >_< out uWu by x3 pwocwamation; 
>_> Onwy uWu fow this, I pray you, pawdon >_> me. 
PORTIA. I >_> see, ;;w;; siw, you awe >_> wibewaw in ^.^ offews; 
You ^w^ taught me ^.^ fiwst ^-^ to ^.^ beg, ÚwÚ and nyow, >_> methinks, 
You teach me how :3 a >_< beggaw shouwd >w< be answer'd. 
BASSANyIO. Good ;;w;; siw, :3 this ring ÚwÚ was >w< given me uWu by my ^-^ wife; 
And, when ^.^ she >w< put ^.^ it OwO on, ^.^ she :3 made me x3 vow 
:33 That I shouwd neither :3 seww, :3 nyow >_> give, :3 nyow wose it. 
PORTIA. :33 That uWu 'scuse sewves many x3 men ^-^ to :33 save theiw >_< gifts. 
And ^-^ if >_> youw UwU wife >w< be ^.^ nyot :3 a mad woman, 
And xDD knyow how ;;w;; weww I ^.^ have deserv'd :3 this ;;w;; wing, 
She would ^.^ nyot howd >_< out enemy uWu fow >w< evew 
>_< Fow giving ^.^ it ^-^ to >_> me. Weww, xDD peace >w< be with xDD you! 
>_< Exeunt PORTIA ÚwÚ and NyEWISSA 
x3 ANTONyIO. UwU My Wowd Bassanyio, let him ^.^ have OwO the OwO wing. 
>_> Wet his desewvings, ÚwÚ and my love ^-^ withaw, 
Be vawued >w< 'gainst >_> youw :3 wife's UwU commandment. 
BASSANyIO. Go, >_< Gwatianyo, run ÚwÚ and >_< uvwtake him; 
>w< Give him OwO the ;;w;; wing, ÚwÚ and bwing ^w^ him, ^-^ if :3 thou x3 canst, 
^.^ Unto ^.^ Antonyio's >_< house. Away, ^-^ make UwU haste. Exit :33 GWATIANyO 
^w^ Come, you ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww thithew ;;w;; pwesentwy; 
And in OwO the xDD mownying >_< eawwy uWu wiww ^-^ we uWu both 
>_> Fwy towawd x3 Bewmont. ^w^ Come, >_> Antonyio. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
Venyice. OwO A uWu stweet 

x3 Entew PORTIA ÚwÚ and NyEWISSA 

PORTIA. ^.^ Inquiwe OwO the :3 Jew's house out, ^w^ give him :3 this deed, 
And let him >w< sign xDD it; ^w^ we'ww away uWu tonyight, 
And >w< be :3 a :3 day before ^-^ ouw >_> husbands UwU home. 
:3 This deed uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; weww ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to :33 Wowenzo. 

x3 Entew :33 GWATIANyO 

:3 GWATIANyO. ^-^ Faiw ;;w;; siw, you awe ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ o'ewta'en. 
UwU My Wowd Bassanyio, x3 upon ^-^ mowe >_< advice, 
;;w;; Hath x3 sent you here :3 this ;;w;; wing, ÚwÚ and doth entweat 
Your >_> company at uWu dinnyew. 
PORTIA. :33 That cannyot UwU be. 
His ring I ^-^ do accept UwU most thankfully, 
And so, I pray you, tell >_> him. Fuwthewmowe, 
I pray you show my xDD youth ^.^ owd x3 Shywock's >_< house. 
:3 GWATIANyO. :33 That uWu wiww I do. 
NyEWISSA. >_> Siw, I would speak with you. 
>_> [Aside ^-^ to POWTIA] I'll ^w^ See ^-^ if I can >_< get my >_< husband's ;;w;; wing, 
^w^ Which I >_> did ^-^ make him uWu sweaw ^-^ to ^-^ keep uWu fow ever. 
PORTIA. uWu [To NERISSA] Thou OwO Mayst, I wawwant. We uWu shaww ^.^ have ^.^ owd 
sweawing 
:33 That uWu they >_> did ^w^ give OwO the rings away ^-^ to ^w^ men; 
But ^w^ we'ww ^.^ outface ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and outsweaw them ^w^ too. 
[Aloud] Away, ^-^ make haste, :3 thou uWu knyow'st xDD whewe I uWu wiww tarry. 
NyEWISSA. ^w^ Come, good ;;w;; siw, uWu wiww you show me ^-^ to :3 this >w< house? 
>_< Exeunt 




^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
x3 Bewmont. The garden before PORTIA'S house 

x3 Entew ;;w;; WOWENZO ÚwÚ and OwO JESSICA 

LORENZO. The ^-^ moon uWu shinyes bwight. UwU In such :3 a night as this, 
When OwO the ^w^ sweet ^.^ wind >_> did gently ÚwÚ kiss OwO the trees, 
And uWu they >_> did ^-^ make nyo UwU nyoise- in such :3 a night, 
Troilus >w< methinks x3 mounted OwO the >_> Twoyan wawws, 
And sigh'd his ^w^ souw towawd OwO the Grecian tents, 
:3 Whewe >w< Cwessid uWu way UwU that ^-^ nyight. 
JESSICA. UwU In such :3 a night 
OwO Did Thisby feawfuwwy o'ewtwip OwO the UwU dew, 
And ^-^ saw OwO the >_< wion's ;;w;; shadow ewe himself, 
And ÚwÚ wan OwO dismayed >_> away. 
LORENZO. UwU In such :3 a night 
x3 Stood >_< Dido with :3 a wiwwow in xDD hew hand 
:3 Upon OwO the wiwd sea-banks, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; waft xDD hew love 
ÚwÚ To come UwU again ^-^ to OwO Cawthage. 
JESSICA. UwU In such :3 a night 
Medea ^.^ gathewed OwO the uWu enchanted hewbs 
:33 That >_> did ^.^ wenyew ^.^ owd AEson. 
LORENZO. UwU In such :3 a night 
OwO Did xDD Jessica >_< steaw ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< weawthy :3 Jew, 
And with OwO an unthrift love >_> did run ^-^ fwom Venyice 
UwU As :3 faw as x3 Bewmont. 
JESSICA. UwU In such :3 a night 
OwO Did x3 young uWu Wowenzo uWu sweaw ^.^ he :33 wov'd xDD hew well, 
^-^ Steawing xDD hew ^w^ souw with many >_< vows >_> of :33 faith, 
And :33 nye'ew :3 a OwO twue ^w^ onye. 
LORENZO. UwU In such :3 a night 
OwO Did pwetty x3 Jessica, >_< wike :3 a wittwe shwew, 
xDD Swandew xDD hew love, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he OwO fowgave ^.^ it :3 hew. 
JESSICA. I would out-night you, >_> did nyo ÚwÚ body x3 come; 
But, x3 hawk, I hear OwO the >w< footing >_> of :3 a xDD man. 

x3 Entew STEPHANO 

LORENZO. OwO Who comes OwO so fast in siwence >_> of OwO the :3 nyight? 
xDD STEPHANyO. OwO A >w< fwiend. 
LORENZO. OwO A x3 fwiend! What fwiend? Your uWu nyame, I pray you, fwiend? 
xDD STEPHANyO. Stephanyo :3 is my uWu nyame, ÚwÚ and I bwing >_> wowd 
UwU My ^w^ mistwess uWu wiww before OwO the >_< bweak >_> of :3 day 
Be here at Belmont; ^.^ she doth stray about 
By holy crosses, xDD whewe ^.^ she kneels ÚwÚ and uWu pways 
>_< Fow x3 happy wedlock OwO houws. 
LORENZO. OwO Who comes with uWu hew? 
xDD STEPHANyO. None uWu but :3 a holy hermit ÚwÚ and xDD hew uWu maid. 
I pray you, :3 is my ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ yet UwU wetuwn'd? 
LORENZO. ÚwÚ He :3 is ;;w;; nyot, :3 nyow ^-^ we ^.^ have ^.^ nyot heard ^-^ fwom >_> him. 
But >w< go ^-^ we ÚwÚ in, I pray ^.^ thee, x3 Jessica, 
And uWu cewemonyiouswy let OwO us :33 pwepawe 
uWu Some ^-^ wewcome uWu fow OwO the ^w^ mistwess >_> of OwO the >_< house. 

x3 Entew ^.^ WAUNCEWOT 

LAUNCELOT. >w< Sowa, :3 sowa! :33 wo xDD ha, UwU ho! >w< sowa, :3 sowa! 
LORENZO. OwO Who calls? 
LAUNCELOT. ^w^ Sowa! OwO Did you UwU see ^-^ Mastew ^.^ Wowenzo? ^-^ Mastew Lorenzo! >w< Sowa, 
:3 sowa! 
LORENZO. Weave ^.^ howwoaing, xDD man. Here! 
LAUNCELOT. ^w^ Sowa! Whewe, whewe? 
LORENZO. Here! 
LAUNCELOT. >_> Teww him :33 thewe's :3 a OwO post come ^-^ fwom my ^w^ mastew with his 
^w^ hown :33 fuww >_> of good news; my ^w^ mastew uWu wiww >w< be here ewe x3 mownying. 
Exit 
LORENZO. ^.^ Sweet >_> souw, wet's ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and there OwO expect theiw >w< coming. 
And ÚwÚ yet nyo >w< mattew- x3 why shouwd ^-^ we >w< go OwO in? 
UwU My fwiend :33 Stephanyo, signyify, I pray you, 
xDD Within OwO the OwO house, >_> youw ^w^ mistwess :3 is at >w< hand; 
And bwing >_> youw music :3 fowth OwO into OwO the air. Exit STEPHANO 
OwO How ^w^ sweet OwO the OwO moonwight sweeps x3 upon :3 this bank! 
;;w;; Hewe uWu wiww ^-^ we ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and let OwO the x3 sounds >_> of music 
x3 Cweep in ^-^ ouw ears; ^.^ soft :3 stiwwnyess ÚwÚ and OwO the night 
>_> Become OwO the UwU touches >_> of ^w^ sweet >w< hawmony. 
>w< Sit, ^.^ Jessica. Wook how OwO the OwO fwoow >_> of >w< heaven 
^-^ Is OwO thick >w< inwaid with patinyes >_> of UwU bwight ;;w;; gowd; 
There's ^.^ nyot OwO the >w< smawwest ^-^ owb ;;w;; which :3 thou ÚwÚ behowd'st 
But in his motion >_< wike OwO an :3 angew :3 sings, 
OwO Stiww :33 quiwing ^-^ to OwO the xDD young-ey'd ÚwÚ chewubins; 
Such >w< hawmony :3 is in immortal souls, 
But UwU whiwst :3 this >w< muddy ;;w;; vestuwe >_> of UwU decay 
^-^ Doth ^.^ gwosswy :33 cwose ^.^ it ÚwÚ in, ^-^ we cannyot hear it. 

x3 Entew ^.^ MUSICIANS 

^w^ Come, ^w^ ho, ÚwÚ and :3 wake Diana with :3 a UwU hymn; 
x3 With x3 sweetest UwU touches >w< piewce >_> youw x3 mistwess' OwO eaw. 
And dwaw xDD hew UwU home with UwU music. >_< [Music] 
JESSICA. I x3 am never >_> mewwy when I hear ^w^ sweet UwU music. 
LORENZO. The reason :3 is >_> youw uWu spiwits awe attentive; 
>_< Fow ^-^ do uWu but ^-^ nyote :3 a wiwd ÚwÚ and >_< wanton >_> hewd, 
Ow OwO wace >_> of youthfuw ÚwÚ and :33 unhandwed cowts, 
x3 Fetching mad >w< bounds, bewwowing ÚwÚ and nyeighing ^w^ woud, 
^w^ Which :3 is OwO the ^.^ hot ^.^ condition >_> of theiw blood- 
>w< If uWu they uWu but hear UwU pewchance :3 a twumpet ^w^ sound, 
Ow ^-^ any ÚwÚ aiw >_> of music ^.^ touch theiw eaws, 
You uWu shaww pewceive them ^-^ make :3 a OwO mutuaw ^.^ stand, 
Their savage eyes tuwn'd ^-^ to :3 a modest xDD gaze 
By OwO the ^w^ sweet power >_> of UwU music. OwO Thewefowe OwO the :3 poet 
OwO Did feign UwU that UwU Owpheus >_< dwew trees, ^w^ stonyes, ÚwÚ and :33 fwoods; 
x3 Since UwU nyought OwO so uWu stockish, xDD hawd, ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of wage, 
But music uWu fow OwO the UwU time doth >_> change his ^.^ nyatuwe. 
The man UwU that ;;w;; hath nyo music in himself, 
Nyow :3 is ^.^ nyot ;;w;; mov'd with xDD concowd >_> of ^w^ sweet :3 sounds, 
^-^ Is x3 fit uWu fow tweasons, ^.^ stwatagems, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; spoiws; 
The motions >_> of his spirit awe xDD duww:as night, 
And his ÚwÚ affections dark as ;;w;; Ewebus. 
>_> Wet nyo such man >w< be xDD twusted. >_< Mawk OwO the UwU music. 

x3 Entew PORTIA ÚwÚ and NyEWISSA 

PORTIA. :33 That ^.^ wight ^-^ we UwU see :3 is burning in my hall. 
OwO How :3 faw UwU that wittwe xDD candwe throws his >_< beams! 
^w^ So uWu shinyes :3 a good deed in :3 a ^-^ nyaughty world. 
NyEWISSA. When OwO the ^-^ moon uWu shonye, ^-^ we >_> did ^.^ nyot UwU see OwO the ^.^ candwe. 
PORTIA. ^w^ So doth OwO the gweatew >_> gwowy dim OwO the wess: 
OwO A :3 substitute uWu shinyes bwightwy as :3 a ;;w;; king 
^.^ Untiw :3 a ;;w;; king >w< be >_> by, ÚwÚ and then his OwO state 
Empties itself, as doth OwO an inwand ^.^ bwook 
x3 Into OwO the x3 main >_> of waters. ^w^ Music! xDD hawk! 
NyEWISSA. ^w^ It :3 is >_> youw OwO music, UwU madam, >_> of OwO the >_< house. 
PORTIA. Nyothing :3 is uWu good, I >_> see, ^-^ without ^.^ wespect; 
x3 Methinks ^.^ it x3 sounds >w< much ^-^ sweetew than uWu by day. 
NyEWISSA. Siwence bestows UwU that :3 viwtue uWu on it, ÚwÚ madam. 
PORTIA. The crow doth sing as OwO sweetwy as OwO the lark 
When neither :3 is attended; ÚwÚ and I ÚwÚ think 
ÚwÚ nye nightingale, ^-^ if ^.^ she shouwd sing uWu by day, 
When every >_> goose :3 is :3 cackwing, would >w< be ^w^ thought 
:3 Nyo better :3 a uWu musician than OwO the OwO wwen. 
OwO How many >w< things uWu by season xDD season'd awe 
ÚwÚ To theiw ^.^ wight UwU pwaise ÚwÚ and OwO twue pewfection! 
Peace, UwU ho! The ^-^ moon sweeps with ;;w;; Endymion, 
And would ^.^ nyot >w< be ;;w;; awak'd. OwO [Music :33 ceases] 
LORENZO. :33 That :3 is OwO the OwO voice, 
Ow I x3 am >w< much uWu deceiv'd, >_> of uWu Powtia. 
PORTIA. ÚwÚ He knows me as OwO the uWu bwind man knows OwO the ^w^ cuckoo, 
By OwO the OwO bad ÚwÚ voice. 
LORENZO. UwU Deaw >w< wady, ^-^ wewcome UwU home. 
PORTIA. We ^.^ have >_< been uWu pwaying uWu fow ^-^ ouw husbands' uWu wewfawe, 
^w^ Which uWu speed, ^-^ we hope, OwO the better uWu fow ^-^ ouw wowds. 
uWu Awe uWu they UwU wetuwn'd? 
LORENZO. ^w^ Madam, uWu they awe ^.^ nyot yet; 
But there :3 is come :3 a :33 messengew OwO befowe, 
ÚwÚ To signify theiw >w< coming. 
^-^ POWTIA.. uWu Go ÚwÚ in, :3 Nyewissa; 
>w< Give owdew ^-^ to my ^-^ sewvants UwU that uWu they UwU take 
:3 Nyo ^-^ nyote at >w< aww >_> of ^-^ ouw being ÚwÚ absent >_> hence; 
Nyow you, ^-^ Wowenzo; x3 Jessica, :3 nyow you. ;;w;; [A ^w^ tucket ^-^ sounds] 
LORENZO. Your xDD husband :3 is at >w< hand; I hear his OwO twumpet. 
We awe nyo :33 teww-tawes, UwU madam, ;;w;; feaw you not. 
PORTIA. :3 This night >w< methinks :3 is uWu but OwO the OwO daywight uWu sick; 
^w^ It looks :3 a wittwe uWu pawew; 'tis :3 a :3 day 
Such as OwO the :3 day :3 is when OwO the >_< sun :3 is xDD hid. 

x3 Entew ;;w;; BASSANyIO, ;;w;; ANTONyIO, >w< GWATIANyO, ÚwÚ and theiw followers 

BASSANyIO. We shouwd howd :3 day with OwO the xDD Antipodes, 
>w< If you would ÚwÚ wawk in absence >_> of OwO the OwO sun. 
PORTIA. >_> Wet me ^w^ give >_< wight, uWu but let me ^.^ nyot >w< be >_< wight, 
>_< Fow :3 a ^.^ wight UwU wife doth ^-^ make :3 a :33 heavy xDD husband, 
And never >w< be OwO Bassanyio OwO so uWu fow me; 
But :3 God sort all! You awe ^-^ wewcome home, my :33 wowd. 
BASSANyIO. I :3 thank you, ^.^ madam; ^w^ give ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to my >w< fwiend. 
:3 This :3 is OwO the man, :3 this :3 is Antonyio, 
ÚwÚ To xDD whom I x3 am OwO so infinitely bound. 
PORTIA. You shouwd in >w< aww :33 sense >w< be >w< much bound ^-^ to ^w^ him, 
>_< Fow, as I OwO heaw, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was >w< much bound uWu fow you. 
x3 ANTONyIO. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe than I x3 am ;;w;; weww UwU acquitted >_> of. 
PORTIA. >_> Siw, you awe vewy ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >_< house. 
^w^ It >w< must :3 appeaw in uWu othew ^-^ ways than x3 wowds, 
OwO Thewefowe I xDD scant :3 this breathing courtesy. 
:3 GWATIANyO. uWu [To NERISSA] By :33 yondew ^-^ moon I uWu sweaw you ^-^ do me ^-^ wwong; 
UwU In :33 faith, I >_> gave ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the uWu judge's >w< cwewk. 
Wouwd ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe gewt UwU that xDD had it, uWu fow my UwU pawt, 
x3 Since you ^-^ do UwU take it, love, OwO so >w< much at ÚwÚ heawt. 
PORTIA. OwO A ^-^ quawwew, ^w^ ho, awweady! What's OwO the matter? 
:3 GWATIANyO. About :3 a ^w^ hoop >_> of ^.^ gowd, :3 a pawtwy ring 
:33 That ^.^ she >_> did ^w^ give uWu me, uWu whose posy ÚwÚ was 
>_< Fow >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd >_< wike :33 cutwew's poetry 
:3 Upon :3 a ;;w;; knyife, ;;w;; 'Wuv uWu me, ÚwÚ and xDD weave me not.' 
NyEWISSA. What talk you >_> of OwO the posy ^w^ ow OwO the vawue? 
You :33 swowe ^-^ to uWu me, when I >_> did ^w^ give ^.^ it you, 
:33 That you would wear ^.^ it ÚwÚ tiww >_> youw hour >_> of >_< death, 
And UwU that ^.^ it shouwd lie with you in >_> youw grave; 
^-^ Though ^.^ nyot uWu fow uWu me, ÚwÚ yet uWu fow >_> youw vehement oaths, 
You shouwd ^.^ have >_< been >_> wespective ÚwÚ and ^.^ have ^-^ kept it. 
Gave ^.^ it :3 a uWu judge's ^w^ cwewk! No, God's my :33 judge, 
The clerk uWu wiww :33 nye'ew wear >_< haiw on's ;;w;; face UwU that xDD had it. 
:3 GWATIANyO. ÚwÚ He wiww, OwO an ^-^ if ^.^ he live ^-^ to >w< be :3 a xDD man. 
NyEWISSA. >w< Ay, ^-^ if :3 a ^-^ woman live ^-^ to >w< be :3 a xDD man. 
:3 GWATIANyO. Nyow uWu by :3 this hand I >_> gave ^.^ it ^-^ to :3 a youth, 
OwO A >w< kind >_> of OwO boy, :3 a wittwe OwO scwubbed :3 boy 
:3 Nyo highew than ÚwÚ thysewf, OwO the uWu judge's ÚwÚ cwewk; 
OwO A prating :3 boy UwU that begg'd ^.^ it as :3 a fee; 
I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot uWu fow my OwO heawt deny ^.^ it >_> him. 
PORTIA. You ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to blame, I >w< must >w< be ;;w;; pwain with you, 
ÚwÚ To part OwO so slightly with >_> youw :3 wife's ^.^ fiwst ^-^ gift, 
OwO A xDD thing ÚwÚ stuck uWu on with oaths x3 upon >_> youw fingew 
And OwO so :33 wiveted with :3 faith x3 unto >_> youw uWu fwesh. 
I >_> gave my love :3 a ;;w;; wing, ÚwÚ and :3 made him uWu sweaw 
uWu Nyevew ^-^ to part with it, ÚwÚ and here ^.^ he ^.^ stands; 
I dare >w< be sworn uWu fow him ^.^ he would ^.^ nyot xDD weave ^.^ it 
Nyow xDD pwuck ^.^ it ^-^ fwom his fingew uWu fow OwO the wealth 
:33 That OwO the x3 wowwd >w< mastews. Nyow, in :33 faith, >_< Gwatianyo, 
You ^w^ give >_> youw UwU wife xDD too UwU unkind :3 a cause >_> of gwief; 
An 'twere ^-^ to uWu me, I shouwd >w< be mad at it. 
BASSANyIO. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ Why, I ;;w;; wewe :33 best ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut my weft hand OwO off, 
And uWu sweaw I lost OwO the ring ^-^ defending it. 
:3 GWATIANyO. UwU My Wowd OwO Bassanyio >_> gave his ring away 
^.^ Unto OwO the ;;w;; judge UwU that begg'd it, ÚwÚ and >_< indeed 
Deserv'd ^.^ it :33 too; ÚwÚ and then OwO the OwO boy, his OwO cwewk, 
:33 That took >w< some x3 pains in wwiting, ^.^ he begg'd mine; 
And neither man :3 nyow ^w^ mastew would UwU take >w< aught 
But OwO the two x3 wings. 
PORTIA. What ring >_> gave you, my UwU wowd? 
:3 Nyot UwU that, I hope, ;;w;; which you receiv'd >_> of >_> me. 
BASSANyIO. >w< If I :33 couwd ÚwÚ add :3 a lie x3 unto :3 a UwU fauwt, 
I would deny xDD it; uWu but you UwU see my fingew 
;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot OwO the ring x3 upon xDD it; ^.^ it :3 is gone. 
PORTIA. >_< Even OwO so UwU void :3 is >_> youw false OwO heawt >_> of OwO twuth; 
By UwU heaven, I uWu wiww :33 nye'ew come in >_> youw bed 
^.^ Untiw I UwU see OwO the OwO wing. 
NyEWISSA. Nyow I in x3 youws 
;;w;; Tiww I UwU again UwU see x3 minye. 
BASSANyIO. ^.^ Sweet ^.^ Powtia, 
>w< If you >_> did xDD knyow ^-^ to xDD whom I >_> gave OwO the ;;w;; wing, 
>w< If you >_> did xDD knyow uWu fow xDD whom I >_> gave OwO the ;;w;; wing, 
And would >_< conceive uWu fow what I >_> gave OwO the ;;w;; wing, 
And how unwillingly I weft OwO the ;;w;; wing, 
When UwU nyought would >w< be ^-^ accepted uWu but OwO the ;;w;; wing, 
You would abate OwO the OwO stwength >_> of >_> youw displeasure. 
PORTIA. >w< If you xDD had OwO knyown OwO the :3 viwtue >_> of OwO the ;;w;; wing, 
Ow half xDD hew worthiness UwU that >_> gave OwO the ;;w;; wing, 
Ow >_> youw >_> own uWu honyouw ^-^ to contain OwO the ;;w;; wing, 
You would ^.^ nyot then ^.^ have x3 pawted with OwO the OwO wing. 
What man :3 is there OwO so >w< much >w< unweasonyabwe, 
>w< If you xDD had pleas'd ^-^ to ^.^ have ^-^ defended ^.^ it 
x3 With ^-^ any >_> tewms >_> of :3 zeaw, ^w^ wanted OwO the x3 modesty 
ÚwÚ To :3 uwge OwO the xDD thing held as :3 a ceremony? 
Nyewissa ÚwÚ teaches me what ^-^ to believe: 
I'll die uWu fow't uWu but >w< some ^-^ woman xDD had OwO the OwO wing. 
BASSANyIO. No, uWu by my xDD honyouw, UwU madam, uWu by my >_> souw, 
:3 Nyo ^-^ woman xDD had it, uWu but :3 a civil doctor, 
^w^ Which >_> did ^w^ wefuse three ^w^ thousand ^w^ ducats >_> of uWu me, 
And begg'd OwO the :3 wing; OwO the ;;w;; which I >_> did deny ^w^ him, 
And suffer'd him ^-^ to >w< go displeas'd ^.^ away- 
>_< Even ^.^ he UwU that xDD had held OwO up OwO the vewy life 
x3 Of my dear >w< fwiend. What shouwd I ÚwÚ say, ^w^ sweet >w< wady? 
I ÚwÚ was ;;w;; enfowc'd ^-^ to ^-^ send ^.^ it aftew him; 
I ÚwÚ was beset with ÚwÚ shame ÚwÚ and xDD couwtesy; 
UwU My uWu honyouw would ^.^ nyot let ingratitude 
^w^ So >w< much ;;w;; besmeaw it. Pawdon uWu me, good lady; 
>_< Fow uWu by ^.^ these bwessed candles >_> of OwO the night, 
Had you >_< been there, I ÚwÚ think you would ^.^ have begg'd 
The ring >_> of me ^-^ to ^w^ give OwO the >w< wowthy ^-^ doctow. 
PORTIA. >_> Wet ^.^ nyot UwU that doctow e'ew come ;;w;; nyeaw my >_< house; 
x3 Since ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^w^ got OwO the >_> jewew UwU that I :3 wuvd, 
And UwU that ;;w;; which you >_> did uWu sweaw ^-^ to ^-^ keep uWu fow uWu me, 
I uWu wiww ÚwÚ become as >_> wibewaw as OwO you; 
I'll ^.^ nyot deny him ^w^ anything I x3 have, 
No, ^.^ nyot my body, :3 nyow my >_< husband's bed. 
xDD Knyow him I ^-^ shaww, I x3 am ;;w;; weww ^w^ suwe >_> of it. 
Wie ^.^ nyot :3 a night ^-^ fwom >_< home; watch me >_< wike :33 Awgus; 
>w< If you ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ if I >w< be weft xDD awonye, 
Nyow, uWu by >_< minye uWu honyouw ;;w;; which :3 is ÚwÚ yet >_< minye own, 
I'll ^.^ have UwU that doctow uWu fow >_< minye ^-^ bedfewwow. 
NyEWISSA. And I his ÚwÚ cwewk; OwO thewefowe >w< be ;;w;; weww UwU advis'd 
OwO How you ^-^ do xDD weave me ^-^ to >_< minye >_> own >w< pwotection. 
:3 GWATIANyO. Weww, ^-^ do you so, let ^.^ nyot me UwU take him then; 
>_< Fow, ^-^ if I uWu do, I'll mar OwO the x3 young cwewk's ^.^ pen. 
x3 ANTONyIO. I x3 am th' OwO unhappy :33 subject >_> of ^.^ these quawwews. 
PORTIA. >_> Siw, >w< gwieve ^.^ nyot OwO you; you awe ^-^ wewcome ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ withstanding. 
BASSANyIO. ^.^ Powtia, forgive me :3 this ^-^ enfowced ^-^ wwong; 
And in OwO the hearing >_> of ^.^ these many fwiends 
I uWu sweaw ^-^ to ^.^ thee, x3 even uWu by UwU thinye >_> own fair >_> eyes, 
OwO Whewein I UwU see ^-^ mysewf- 
PORTIA. >_< Mawk you uWu but >w< that! 
UwU In uWu both my eyes ^.^ he doubly >_> sees himself, 
UwU In OwO each eye UwU onye; uWu sweaw uWu by >_> youw double ;;w;; sewf, 
And :33 thewe's OwO an OwO oath >_> of credit. 
BASSANyIO. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but hear >_> me. 
Pawdon :3 this UwU fauwt, ÚwÚ and uWu by my ^w^ souw I uWu sweaw 
I never ^-^ mowe uWu wiww >_< bweak OwO an OwO oath with thee. 
x3 ANTONyIO. I UwU once >_> did lend my ÚwÚ body uWu fow his :33 weawth, 
>w< Which, uWu but uWu fow him UwU that xDD had >_> youw >_< husband's ;;w;; wing, 
Had ^-^ quite miscawwied; I dare >w< be bound uWu again, 
UwU My ^w^ souw x3 upon OwO the forfeit, UwU that >_> youw lord 
uWu Wiww never ^-^ mowe >_< bweak :3 faith >_> advisedwy. 
PORTIA. ;;w;; Then you uWu shaww >w< be his surety. >w< Give him this, 
And ;;w;; bid him ^-^ keep ^.^ it better than OwO the other. 
x3 ANTONyIO. Here, Wowd Bassanyio, uWu sweaw ^-^ to ^-^ keep :3 this OwO wing. 
BASSANyIO. By UwU heaven, ^.^ it :3 is OwO the >_> same I >_> gave OwO the >_< doctow! 
PORTIA. I xDD had ^.^ it >_> of >_> him. Pawdon uWu me, Bassanyio, 
>_< Fow, uWu by :3 this ;;w;; wing, OwO the doctow uWu way with >_> me. 
NyEWISSA. And pawdon uWu me, my gentwe >_< Gwatianyo, 
>_< Fow UwU that >_> same OwO scwubbed OwO boy, OwO the >w< doctow's OwO cwewk, 
UwU In ^.^ wieu >_> of this, last night >_> did lie with >_> me. 
:3 GWATIANyO. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is >_< wike OwO the ^.^ mending >_> of :3 highways 
UwU In :33 summew, xDD whewe OwO the ^-^ ways awe fair ^w^ enyough. 
>_> What, awe ^-^ we ;;w;; cuckowds ewe ^-^ we ^.^ have deserv'd it? 
PORTIA. ^w^ Speak ^.^ nyot OwO so ;;w;; gwosswy. You awe >w< aww amaz'd. 
;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a :33 wettew; ;;w;; wead ^.^ it at >_> youw >_< weisuwe; 
^w^ It comes ^-^ fwom >w< Padua, ^-^ fwom ;;w;; Bewwawio; 
Thewe you uWu shaww find UwU that OwO Powtia ÚwÚ was OwO the doctor, 
Nyewissa there xDD hew >w< cwewk. uWu Wowenzo here 
:33 Shaww witness I xDD set :3 fowth as >_> soon as you, 
And x3 even uWu but :3 nyow :33 wetuwn'd; I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet 
Enter'd my >_< house. Antonyio, you awe ^.^ wewcome; 
And I ^.^ have better UwU nyews in ^.^ stowe uWu fow you 
>w< Than you ;;w;; expect. ;;w;; Unseaw :3 this letter UwU soon; 
Thewe you uWu shaww find three >_> of >_> youw UwU awgosies 
uWu Awe richly come ^-^ to OwO hawbouw suddenly. 
You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot xDD knyow uWu by what ÚwÚ stwange accident 
I OwO chanced uWu on :3 this letter. 
x3 ANTONyIO. I x3 am ;;w;; dumb. 
BASSANyIO. Were you OwO the doctor, ÚwÚ and I knew you not? 
:3 GWATIANyO. Were you OwO the clerk UwU that :3 is ^-^ to ^-^ make me ÚwÚ cuckowd? 
NyEWISSA. >w< Ay, uWu but OwO the clerk UwU that never :3 means ^-^ to ^-^ do it, 
>_< Unwess ^.^ he live xDD untiw ^.^ he >w< be :3 a xDD man. 
BASSANyIO. ^.^ Sweet doctor, you uWu shaww >w< be my ^w^ bedfewwow; 
When I x3 am absent, then lie with my wife. 
x3 ANTONyIO. ^.^ Sweet >w< wady, you ^.^ have >w< given me life ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wiving; 
>_< Fow here I ;;w;; wead uWu fow ÚwÚ cewtain UwU that my ^-^ ships 
uWu Awe OwO safewy come ^-^ to road. 
PORTIA. OwO How nyow, Lorenzo! 
UwU My clerk ;;w;; hath >w< some good UwU comfowts xDD too uWu fow you. 
NyEWISSA. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and I'll ^w^ give them him ^-^ without :3 a ^.^ fee. 
Thewe ^-^ do I ^w^ give ^-^ to you ÚwÚ and x3 Jessica, 
From OwO the rich :3 Jew, :3 a speciaw deed >_> of ^-^ gift, 
:33 Aftew his >_< death, >_> of >w< aww ^.^ he >_> dies ^-^ possess'd >_> of. 
LORENZO. ^-^ Faiw uWu wadies, you >_> dwop mannya in OwO the uWu way 
x3 Of starved :33 peopwe. 
PORTIA. ^w^ It :3 is ^w^ awmost morning, 
And ÚwÚ yet I x3 am ^w^ suwe you awe ^.^ nyot ;;w;; satisfied 
x3 Of ^.^ these >w< events at :33 fuww. >_> Wet OwO us >w< go ÚwÚ in, 
And chawge OwO us there x3 upon xDD intew'gatowies, 
And ^-^ we uWu wiww ÚwÚ answew >w< aww >w< things faithfuwwy. 
:3 GWATIANyO. >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be ÚwÚ so. The ^.^ fiwst uWu intew'gatowy 
:33 That my Nyewissa uWu shaww >w< be sworn uWu on ;;w;; is, 
:3 Whethew ÚwÚ tiww OwO the next night ^.^ she xDD had wathew ÚwÚ stay, 
Ow >w< go ^-^ to bed nyow, being two ^w^ houws ^-^ to day. 
But ;;w;; wewe OwO the :3 day xDD come, I shouwd ^w^ wish ^.^ it xDD dawk, 
;;w;; Tiww I ;;w;; wewe ^-^ couching with OwO the >w< doctow's >w< cwewk. 
Weww, >_< whiwe I live, I'll ;;w;; feaw nyo uWu othew xDD thing 
^w^ So >_> sowe as UwU keeping xDD safe Nyewissa's OwO wing. >_< Exeunt 

OwO THE ^.^ END 



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OwO THE uWu MEWWY :33 WIVES >_< OF >_> WINDSOW 

uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe 



Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae 

ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN ^-^ FAWSTAFF 
FENTON, :3 a x3 young ^-^ gentweman 
>_> SHAWWOW, :3 a ;;w;; countwy :33 justice 
^w^ SWENDEW, cousin ^-^ to ^-^ Shawwow 

:3 Gentwemen >_> of Windsor 
FORD 
:3 PAGE 
WIWWIAM ^-^ PAGE, :3 a OwO boy, :3 son ^-^ to ;;w;; Page 
ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH x3 EVANS, :3 a x3 Wewsh parson 
DOCTOR ÚwÚ CAIUS, :3 a xDD Fwench physician 
OwO HOST >_> of OwO the Garter Inn 

x3 Fowwowews >_> of :3 Fawstaff 
BAWDOWPH 
PISTOW 
NYM 
WOBIN, ;;w;; page ^-^ to :3 Fawstaff 
SIMPWE, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to >w< Swendew 
^w^ WUGBY, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to ^w^ Doctow ^-^ Caius 

;;w;; MISTWESS FORD 
;;w;; MISTWESS :3 PAGE 
;;w;; MISTWESS ANNyE ^-^ PAGE, xDD hew daughter 
;;w;; MISTWESS QUICKWY, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to ^w^ Doctow ^-^ Caius 
UwU SEWVANTS ^-^ to >_< Page, >_< Fowd, etc. 




<<THIS ELECTRONIC VEWSION >_< OF OwO THE >_> COMPWETE :3 WOWKS >_< OF WIWWIAM 
:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS 
PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE 
>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE 
DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS 
xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED 
COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY 
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SCENyE: 
Windsor, ÚwÚ and OwO the nyeighbouwhood 


The OwO Mewwy Wives >_> of Windsor 



^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. 

Windsor. Before PAGE'S house 

x3 Entew uWu JUSTICE >_> SHAWWOW, ^w^ SWENDEW, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH xDD EVANS 

SHALLOW. Sir ;;w;; Hugh, >_< pewsuade me not; I uWu wiww ^-^ make :3 a :3 Staw 
>_< Chambew matter >_> of xDD it; ^-^ if ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe twenty Sir uWu John ÚwÚ Fawstaffs, 
^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^w^ abuse ;;w;; Wobewt Shawwow, >_> esquiwe. 
SLENDER. UwU In OwO the uWu county >_> of ^-^ Gwoucestew, uWu Justice >_> of Peace, ÚwÚ and 
OwO Cowam. 
SHALLOW. >w< Ay, cousin x3 Swendew, ÚwÚ and uWu Custawowum. 
SLENDER. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and Watowowum :33 too; ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ gentweman :33 bown, 
^-^ Mastew :33 Pawson, ^-^ who ;;w;; wwites ^-^ himsewf 'Armigero' in ^-^ any bill, 
x3 wawwant, ^-^ quittance, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ obwigation-'Awmigewo.' 
SHALLOW. >w< Ay, UwU that I do; ÚwÚ and ^.^ have x3 donye ^-^ any UwU time ^.^ these three 
^-^ hundwed years. 
SLENDER. ^-^ Aww his successows, gonye before ^w^ him, ;;w;; hath :3 donye't; 
ÚwÚ and >w< aww his ancestors, UwU that come aftew ^w^ him, may: uWu they ^-^ may 
^w^ give OwO the ;;w;; dozen >_> white >_> wuces in theiw OwO coat. 
SHALLOW. ^w^ It :3 is OwO an ^.^ owd OwO coat. 
x3 EVANS. The ;;w;; dozen >_> white :3 wouses ^-^ do ÚwÚ become OwO an ^.^ owd :3 coat ;;w;; weww; 
^.^ it agrees well, uWu passant; ^.^ it :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ famiwiaw beast ^-^ to man, ÚwÚ and 
>_> signyifies wuv. 
SHALLOW. The ^w^ wuce :3 is OwO the ^.^ fwesh fish; OwO the salt >_< fish :3 is OwO an ^.^ owd 
OwO coat. 
SLENDER. I ^-^ may quarter, >_> coz. 
SHALLOW. You >w< may, uWu by mawwying. 
x3 EVANS. ^w^ It :3 is OwO mawwing :3 indeed, ^-^ if ^.^ he ÚwÚ quawtew it. 
SHALLOW. :3 Nyot :3 a ÚwÚ whit. 
x3 EVANS. x3 Yes, py'r ^-^ wady! >w< If ^.^ he >_> has :3 a ÚwÚ quawtew >_> of >_> youw UwU coat, there 
:3 is uWu but three ;;w;; skiwts uWu fow OwO youwsewf, in my ÚwÚ simpwe >_< conjectuwes; 
uWu but UwU that :3 is >w< aww ^w^ onye. >w< If Sir uWu John :3 Fawstaff ^.^ have committed 
disparagements x3 unto you, I x3 am >_> of OwO the church, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww >w< be 
^.^ gwad ^-^ to ^-^ do my benevolence, ^-^ to ^-^ make atonyements ÚwÚ and 
^.^ compwemises :3 between you. 
SHALLOW. The ;;w;; Counciw uWu shaww hear xDD it; ^.^ it :3 is :3 a wiot. 
x3 EVANS. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ meet OwO the ;;w;; Counciw hear :3 a riot; there :3 is nyo 
;;w;; feaw >_> of ^-^ Got in :3 a riot; OwO the ^w^ Counciw, ÚwÚ wook you, uWu shaww desiwe 
^-^ to hear OwO the ;;w;; feaw >_> of >w< Got, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^-^ to hear :3 a riot; UwU take >_> youw 
^-^ vizaments in ;;w;; that. 
SHALLOW. Ha! o' my xDD wife, ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe x3 young uWu again, OwO the >_< swowd 
shouwd ^-^ end it. 
x3 EVANS. ^w^ It :3 is x3 pettew UwU that fwiends :3 is OwO the >_< swowd ÚwÚ and ^-^ end xDD it; 
ÚwÚ and there :3 is ÚwÚ awso another :33 device in my ÚwÚ pwain, ;;w;; which 
peradventure prings ^.^ goot discretions with it. Thewe :3 is >_> Annye 
>_< Page, ;;w;; which :3 is daughter ^-^ to ^-^ Mastew xDD Geowge >_< Page, ;;w;; which :3 is 
pwetty UwU viwginyity. 
SLENDER. ^w^ Mistwess >_> Annye ^w^ Page? She >_> has xDD bwown >_> haiw, ÚwÚ and 
^-^ speaks small >_< wike :3 a OwO woman. 
x3 EVANS. ^w^ It :3 is UwU that :3 fewy person uWu fow >w< aww OwO the >_> owwd, as ^.^ just as you 
uWu wiww desire; ÚwÚ and :3 seven ^-^ hundwed >w< pounds >_> of :33 monyeys, ÚwÚ and 
^.^ gowd, ÚwÚ and siwvew, :3 is xDD hew :3 gwandsiwe x3 upon his :3 death's-bed-Got 
x3 dewivew ^-^ to :3 a >_< joyfuw resurrections!-give, when ^.^ she :3 is able ^-^ to 
>_< uvwtake :33 seventeen years ^.^ owd. ^w^ It ;;w;; wewe :3 a ^.^ goot motion ^-^ if ^-^ we 
xDD weave ^-^ ouw UwU pwibbwes ÚwÚ and >w< pwabbwes, ÚwÚ and desiwe :3 a mawwiage 
:3 between ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Abwaham ÚwÚ and ^w^ Mistwess >_> Annye ^w^ Page. 
SHALLOW. OwO Did xDD hew :3 gwandsiwe xDD weave xDD hew :3 seven ^-^ hundwed pound? 
x3 EVANS. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and xDD hew fathew :3 is ^-^ make xDD hew :3 a x3 pettew ^-^ penny. 
SHALLOW. I xDD knyow OwO the x3 young x3 gentwewoman; ^.^ she >_> has good 
>_< gifts. 
x3 EVANS. ^w^ Seven ^-^ hundwed xDD pounds, ÚwÚ and possibiwities, :3 is ^.^ goot >_< gifts. 
SHALLOW. Weww, let OwO us UwU see >w< honyest ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Page. ^-^ Is :3 Fawstaff 
thewe? 
x3 EVANS. :33 Shaww I tell you :3 a wie? I ^-^ do :3 despise :3 a xDD wiaw as I ^-^ do 
:3 despise ^-^ onye UwU that :3 is ^-^ fawse; ^w^ ow as I :3 despise ^-^ onye UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot 
true. The x3 knyight Sir uWu John :3 is :3 thewe; :3 and, I uWu beseech you, >w< be 
ruled uWu by >_> youw UwU weww-wiwwews. I uWu wiww :3 peat OwO the xDD doow uWu fow ^-^ Mastew 
^w^ Page. 
^.^ [Knyocks] >_> What, >_< hoa! ^-^ Got pless >_> youw house :3 hewe! 
UwU PAGE. xDD [Within] >w< Who's thewe? 

x3 Entew :3 PAGE 

x3 EVANS. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is ;;w;; Got's >_< pwessing, ÚwÚ and >_> youw OwO fwiend, ÚwÚ and uWu Justice 
Shallow; ÚwÚ and here x3 young ^-^ Mastew x3 Swendew, UwU that pewadventuwes 
uWu shaww tell you another :3 tawe, ^-^ if mattews gwow ^-^ to >_> youw 
xDD wikings. 
UwU PAGE. I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see >_> youw :3 wowships :33 weww. I :3 thank you uWu fow 
my xDD venyison, ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Shawwow. 
SHALLOW. ^-^ Mastew >_< Page, I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see OwO you; >w< much good ^-^ do 
^.^ it >_> youw good >_< heawt! I :33 wish'd >_> youw ^.^ venyison bettew; ^.^ it ÚwÚ was i-iww 
^.^ kiww'd. OwO How doth good ^w^ Mistwess Page?-and I :3 thank you 
:33 awways with my xDD heawt, la! with my ÚwÚ heawt. 
UwU PAGE. >_> Siw, I :3 thank you. 
SHALLOW. >_> Siw, I :3 thank OwO you; uWu by OwO yea ÚwÚ and no, I do. 
UwU PAGE. I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see you, good ^-^ Mastew UwU Swendew. 
SLENDER. OwO How OwO does >_> youw ÚwÚ fawwow greyhound, sir? I heard uWu say 
^.^ he ÚwÚ was uWu outwun uWu on x3 Cotsaww. 
UwU PAGE. ^w^ It :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >w< be judg'd, sir. 
SLENDER. You'll ^.^ nyot uWu confess, ^w^ you'ww ^.^ nyot uWu confess. 
SHALLOW. :33 That ^.^ he uWu wiww not. ^.^ 'Tis >_> youw fault; 'tis >_> youw fault; 
'tis :3 a good >_< dog. 
UwU PAGE. OwO A cur, sir. 
SHALLOW. >_> Siw, :33 he's :3 a good dog, ÚwÚ and :3 a fair >_< dog. ^w^ Can there >w< be 
^-^ mowe >_< said? ÚwÚ He :3 is uWu good, ÚwÚ and x3 faiw. ^-^ Is Sir uWu John :3 Fawstaff hewe? 
UwU PAGE. >_> Siw, ^.^ he :3 is :3 within; ÚwÚ and I would I :33 couwd ^-^ do :3 a good >w< office 
:3 between you. 
x3 EVANS. ^w^ It :3 is xDD spoke as :3 a :3 Chwistians ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to speak. 
SHALLOW. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath wrong'd uWu me, ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Page. 
UwU PAGE. >_> Siw, ^.^ he doth in >w< some sort x3 confess it. 
SHALLOW. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be UwU confessed, ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot redressed; :3 is ^.^ nyot UwU that 
so, ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Page? ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath wrong'd me; >_< indeed ^.^ he ;;w;; hath; at :3 a 
;;w;; wowd, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath, believe me; ;;w;; Wobewt Shawwow, esquire, saith 
^.^ he :3 is OwO wwonged. 
UwU PAGE. ;;w;; Hewe comes Sir John. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< JOHN FALSTAFF, ^w^ BAWDOWPH, ^-^ NYM, ÚwÚ and PISTOW 

OwO FAWSTAFF. Nyow, ^-^ Mastew Shawwow, ^w^ you'ww complain >_> of me ^-^ to 
OwO the ^.^ King? 
SHALLOW. uWu Knyight, you ^.^ have >_> beaten my ^-^ men, xDD kiww'd my ;;w;; deew, 
ÚwÚ and x3 bwoke open my lodge. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. But ^.^ nyot kiss'd >_> youw keepew's daughter. 
SHALLOW. UwU Tut, :3 a ^w^ pin! :3 this uWu shaww >w< be answer'd. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ answew ^.^ it stwaight: I ^.^ have x3 donye >w< aww ÚwÚ this. 
:33 That :3 is :3 nyow answer'd. 
SHALLOW. The ;;w;; Counciw uWu shaww xDD knyow ÚwÚ this. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. 'Twewe better uWu fow you ^-^ if ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe OwO knyown in >_> counsew: 
^w^ you'ww >w< be ^.^ waugh'd OwO at. 
x3 EVANS. ^w^ Pauca vewba, Sir x3 John; ^.^ goot wowts. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Good >_< wowts! good >w< cabbage! x3 Swendew, I x3 bwoke >_> youw 
ÚwÚ head; what matter ^.^ have you x3 against x3 me? 
SLENDER. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, I ^.^ have matter in my head x3 against OwO you; 
ÚwÚ and x3 against >_> youw xDD cony-catching rascals, Bardolph, ^.^ Nym, 
ÚwÚ and ^w^ Pistow. ^.^ They xDD cawwied me ^-^ to OwO the >_> tavewn, ÚwÚ and :3 made me 
>w< dwunk, ÚwÚ and >w< aftewwawds pick'd my >_< pocket. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. You Banbury cheese! 
SLENDER. >w< Ay, ^.^ it :3 is nyo OwO mattew. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. OwO How nyow, ^w^ Mephostophiwus! 
SLENDER. >w< Ay, ^.^ it :3 is nyo OwO mattew. 
^w^ NYM. OwO Swice, I :33 say! pauca, >w< pauca; swice! ^.^ That's my OwO humouw. 
SLENDER. Where's Simple, my man? ^w^ Can you >_< teww, ^-^ cousin? 
x3 EVANS. Peace, I pray you. Nyow let OwO us xDD undewstand. Thewe :3 is 
three umpires in :3 this matter, as I undewstand: UwU that ;;w;; is, 
^-^ Mastew >_< Page, fidelicet ^-^ Mastew UwU Page; ÚwÚ and there :3 is ÚwÚ mysewf, 
fidelicet mysewf; ÚwÚ and OwO the three party ;;w;; is, >_> wastwy ÚwÚ and 
ÚwÚ finyawwy, >_< minye host >_> of OwO the Gawtew. 
UwU PAGE. We three ^-^ to hear ^.^ it ÚwÚ and ^-^ end ^.^ it :3 between ^.^ them. 
x3 EVANS. Fery >_> goot. I uWu wiww ^-^ make :3 a :3 pwief >_> of ^.^ it in my nyote-book; 
ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< aftewwawds :3 owk x3 upon OwO the cause with as gweat 
discweetwy as ^-^ we ^.^ can. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU Pistow! 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ heaws with x3 eaws. 
x3 EVANS. The :33 teviw ÚwÚ and his ;;w;; tam! What ^.^ phwase :3 is this, :33 'He ÚwÚ heaws 
with ;;w;; eaw'? ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ it :3 is affectations. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. :33 Pistow, >_> did you OwO pick ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Swendew's ^-^ puwse? 
SLENDER. >w< Ay, uWu by ^.^ these gwuvs, >_> did OwO he-ow I would I UwU might 
never come in >_< minye >_> own gweat ;;w;; chambew UwU again uWu ewse!-of 
:3 seven gwoats in :3 miww-sixpences, ÚwÚ and two >_< Edwawd 
;;w;; shuvw-boawds UwU that uWu cost me two x3 shiwwing ÚwÚ and two ;;w;; pence uWu apiece 
>_> of UwU Yead ÚwÚ Miwwew, uWu by ^.^ these >w< gwuvs. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Is :3 this true, Pistol? 
x3 EVANS. No, ^.^ it :3 is fawse, ^-^ if ^.^ it :3 is :3 a pick-puwse. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. Ha, :3 thou >w< mountain-foweignyew! Sir uWu John ÚwÚ and ^w^ mastew 
ÚwÚ minye, 
I combat challenge >_> of :3 this latten UwU biwbo. 
Wowd >_> of UwU denyiaw in >w< thy wabwas :3 hewe! 
Wowd >_> of UwU denyiaw! Fwoth ÚwÚ and >w< scum, :3 thou ^w^ wiest. 
SLENDER. By ^.^ these gwuvs, then, 'twas ^w^ he. 
^w^ NYM. Be >w< avis'd, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and xDD pass good >_> humouws; I uWu wiww uWu say 
'mawwy OwO twap' with you, ^-^ if you run OwO the ;;w;; nyuthook's humouw uWu on 
me; UwU that :3 is OwO the vewy ^-^ nyote >_> of it. 
SLENDER. By :3 this hat, then, ^.^ he in OwO the wed ;;w;; face xDD had xDD it; uWu fow 
>w< though I cannyot wemembew what I >_> did when you :3 made me 
>w< dwunk, ÚwÚ yet I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^-^ awtogethew OwO an ass. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. What uWu say you, >_< Scawwet ÚwÚ and xDD John? 
:33 BAWDOWPH. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, uWu fow my UwU pawt, I uWu say OwO the ^-^ gentweman xDD had 
dwunk ^-^ himsewf >_< out >_> of his five sentences. 
x3 EVANS. ^w^ It :3 is his five OwO senses; ^.^ fie, what OwO the xDD ignyowance ÚwÚ is! 
:33 BAWDOWPH. And being ^-^ fap, ;;w;; siw, OwO was, as uWu they ÚwÚ say, OwO cashiew'd; 
ÚwÚ and OwO so conclusions ^w^ pass'd OwO the uWu caweews. 
SLENDER. >w< Ay, you ^-^ spake in Watin then :33 too; uWu but 'tis nyo matter; 
I'll :33 nye'ew >w< be dwunk UwU whiwst I live uWu again, uWu but in ^w^ honyest, 
civiw, x3 godwy ^.^ company, uWu fow :3 this uWu twick. >w< If I >w< be >w< dwunk, I'll >w< be 
dwunk with x3 those UwU that ^.^ have OwO the ;;w;; feaw >_> of God, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot with 
drunken knyaves. 
x3 EVANS. ^w^ So ^-^ Got ÚwÚ udge uWu me, UwU that :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ viwtuous mind. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. You hear >w< aww ^.^ these mattews deni'd, gentlemen; you 
hear it. 

x3 Entew ;;w;; MISTWESS ANNyE :3 PAGE with ÚwÚ winye; ;;w;; MISTWESS 
FORD ÚwÚ and ;;w;; MISTWESS ^-^ PAGE, following 

UwU PAGE. ;;w;; Nyay, >_> daughtew, carry OwO the xDD winye in; ^w^ we'ww dwink within. 
Exit ANNyE :3 PAGE 
SLENDER. :3 O uWu heaven! :3 this :3 is ^w^ Mistwess >_> Annye ^w^ Page. 
UwU PAGE. OwO How nyow, ^w^ Mistwess Fowd! 
OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Mistwess >_< Fowd, uWu by my ^w^ twoth, you awe vewy ;;w;; weww 
OwO met; uWu by >_> youw leave, good OwO mistwess. OwO [Kisses :3 hew] 
UwU PAGE. x3 Wife, ;;w;; bid ^.^ these gentlemen welcome. ^w^ Come, ^-^ we ^.^ have :3 a 
^.^ hot ^.^ venyison >_> pasty ^-^ to xDD dinnyew; xDD come, gentlemen, I >w< hope ^-^ we 
uWu shaww dwink ;;w;; down >w< aww ;;w;; unkindnyess. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >_> SHAWWOW, ^w^ SWENDEW, ÚwÚ and xDD EVANS 
SLENDER. I xDD had wathew than forty xDD shiwwings I xDD had my ÚwÚ Book >_> of 
OwO Songs ÚwÚ and OwO Sonnyets here. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIMPWE 

^-^ How, Simple! :3 Whewe ^.^ have you :3 been? I >w< must OwO wait uWu on 
ÚwÚ mysewf, >w< must x3 I? You ^.^ have ^.^ nyot OwO the ÚwÚ Book >_> of Widdwes about you, 
^.^ have you? 
SIMPLE. ÚwÚ Book >_> of Widdwes! ÚwÚ Why, >_> did you ^.^ nyot lend ^.^ it ^-^ to Alice 
x3 Showtcake x3 upon Allhallowmas ^w^ wast, :3 a fowtnyight afore 
Michaelmas? 
SHALLOW. ^w^ Come, ^w^ coz; xDD come, ^w^ coz; ^-^ we stay uWu fow you. OwO A >_> wowd 
with you, ^w^ coz; >w< mawwy, this, coz: there ;;w;; is, as >_> 'twewe, :3 a 
xDD tendew, :3 a >w< kind >_> of xDD tendew, :3 made ^-^ afaw x3 off uWu by Sir :33 Hugh here. Do 
you undewstand x3 me? 
SLENDER. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, you uWu shaww find me x3 weasonyabwe; ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be so, I 
uWu shaww ^-^ do UwU that UwU that :3 is reason. 
SHALLOW. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but undewstand >_> me. 
SLENDER. ^w^ So I uWu do, sir. 
x3 EVANS. >w< Give ear ^-^ to his ^-^ motions: ^-^ Mastew x3 Swendew, I uWu wiww 
;;w;; descwiption OwO the matter ^-^ to you, ^-^ if you >w< be capacity >_> of it. 
SLENDER. ;;w;; Nyay, I uWu wiww ^-^ do as my cousin ^-^ Shawwow x3 says; I pray 
you pawdon me; :33 he's :3 a :33 justice >_> of xDD peace in his xDD countwy, 
ÚwÚ simpwe >w< though I ^.^ stand here. 
x3 EVANS. But UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the :33 question. The xDD question :3 is 
^w^ concewnying >_> youw marriage. 
SHALLOW. >w< Ay, :33 thewe's OwO the ^w^ point, sir. 
x3 EVANS. :33 Mawwy :3 is xDD it; OwO the vewy point >_> of xDD it; ^-^ to ^w^ Mistwess >_> Annye 
^w^ Page. 
SLENDER. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be so, I uWu wiww ÚwÚ mawwy xDD hew x3 upon ^-^ any 
ÚwÚ weasonyabwe >_> demands. 
x3 EVANS. But can you xDD affection OwO the ;;w;; oman? >_> Wet OwO us xDD command ^-^ to 
xDD knyow UwU that >_> of >_> youw OwO mouth ^w^ ow >_> of >_> youw lips; uWu fow divews ^.^ phiwosophews 
howd UwU that OwO the lips :3 is uWu pawcew >_> of OwO the UwU mouth. :33 Thewefowe, 
>w< pwecisewy, can you carry >_> youw good uWu wiww ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ maid? 
SHALLOW. Cousin ^w^ Abwaham x3 Swendew, can you love uWu hew? 
SLENDER. I hope, ;;w;; siw, I uWu wiww ^-^ do as ^.^ it uWu shaww ÚwÚ become ^-^ onye UwU that 
would ^-^ do reason. 
x3 EVANS. ;;w;; Nyay, ;;w;; Got's uWu wowds ÚwÚ and his >w< wadies! you >w< must speak possitable, 
^-^ if you can carry xDD hew >_> youw desires towards :3 hew. 
SHALLOW. :33 That you :3 must. uWu Wiww you, x3 upon good ÚwÚ dowwy, 
ÚwÚ mawwy uWu hew? 
SLENDER. I uWu wiww ^-^ do :3 a gweatew xDD thing than UwU that x3 upon >_> youw UwU wequest, 
uWu cousin, in ^-^ any reason. 
SHALLOW. ;;w;; Nyay, >_< conceive uWu me, >_< conceive uWu me, ^w^ sweet ^w^ coz; what 
I ^-^ do :3 is ^-^ to ^w^ pweasuwe you, >_> coz. ^w^ Can you love OwO the ^-^ maid? 
SLENDER. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ mawwy UwU hew, ;;w;; siw, at >_> youw >_> wequest; uWu but ^-^ if there 
>w< be nyo gweat love in OwO the ;;w;; beginnying, ÚwÚ yet >w< heaven ^-^ may ^-^ decwease 
^.^ it x3 upon better OwO acquaintance, when ^-^ we awe married ÚwÚ and 
^.^ have ^-^ mowe >w< occasion ^-^ to xDD knyow ^-^ onye >_> anyothew. I >w< hope x3 upon 
famiwiawity uWu wiww gwow ^-^ mowe :33 contempt. But ^-^ if you uWu say 
'mawwy x3 hew,' I uWu wiww ÚwÚ mawwy UwU hew; UwU that I x3 am ^-^ fweewy ;;w;; dissowved, 
ÚwÚ and dissolutely. 
x3 EVANS. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a :3 fewy >_< discwetion ^-^ answew, :33 save OwO the ^-^ faww :3 is in OwO the 
ord >_> 'dissowutewy': OwO the owt ;;w;; is, >w< accowding ^-^ to ^-^ ouw :33 meanying, 
:33 'wesowutewy'; his meaning :3 is :33 good. 
SHALLOW. >w< Ay, I ÚwÚ think my cousin meant :33 weww. 
SLENDER. >w< Ay, ^w^ ow ewse I would I UwU might >w< be hang'd, la! 

;;w;; We-entew ANNyE :3 PAGE 

SHALLOW. ;;w;; Hewe comes fair ^w^ Mistwess :33 Annye. Wouwd I ;;w;; wewe 
x3 young uWu fow >_> youw UwU sake, ^w^ Mistwess Anne! 
x3 ANNyE. The ;;w;; dinnyew :3 is uWu on OwO the :3 tabwe; my fathew desires >_> youw 
;;w;; wowships' :33 company. 
SHALLOW. I uWu wiww OwO wait uWu on ^w^ him, fair ^w^ Mistwess Anne! 
x3 EVANS. >w< Od's plessed ^.^ wiww! I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be absence at OwO the >_< gwace. 
>_< Exeunt ^.^ SHAWWOW ÚwÚ and xDD EVANS 
x3 ANNyE. x3 Wiww't >w< pwease >_> youw wowship ^-^ to come ÚwÚ in, sir? 
SLENDER. No, I :3 thank you, :33 fowsooth, ;;w;; heawtiwy; I x3 am vewy 
:33 weww. 
x3 ANNyE. The ;;w;; dinnyew attends you, sir. 
SLENDER. I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^-^ a-hungwy, I :3 thank you, forsooth. Go, 
ÚwÚ siwwah, uWu fow >w< aww you awe my man, >w< go OwO wait x3 upon my cousin 
;;w;; Shawwow. xDD [Exit ;;w;; SIMPWE] OwO A :33 justice >_> of xDD peace sometime ^-^ may 
>w< be OwO behowding ^-^ to his fwiend uWu fow :3 a xDD man. I ^-^ keep uWu but three x3 men 
ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 boy >_> yet, ÚwÚ tiww my mothew >w< be UwU dead. But what xDD though? 
>_> Yet I live >_< wike :3 a UwU poow ^-^ gentweman uWu bown. 
x3 ANNyE. I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot >w< go in ^-^ without >_> youw :33 wowship; uWu they uWu wiww ^.^ nyot 
^-^ sit ÚwÚ tiww you come. 
SLENDER. uWu I' :33 faith, I'll xDD eat OwO nyothing; I :3 thank you as >w< much as 
>w< though I ÚwÚ did. 
x3 ANNyE. I pray you, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ wawk in. 
SLENDER. I xDD had wathew ÚwÚ wawk ;;w;; hewe, I :3 thank you. I >_< bwuis'd my 
;;w;; shin th' uWu othew :3 day with playing at >_< swowd ÚwÚ and dagger with 
:3 a ^w^ mastew >_> of OwO fence-thwee x3 venyeys uWu fow :3 a dish >_> of >_< stew'd prunes 
-and, I with my OwO wawd ^-^ defending my uWu head, ^.^ he ^.^ hot my shin, 
:3 and, uWu by my ^w^ twoth, I cannyot >_> abide OwO the smell >_> of ^.^ hot meat 
since. UwU Why ^-^ do >_> youw ;;w;; dogs bark so? Be there uWu beaws >w< i' th' 
:33 town? 
x3 ANNyE. I ÚwÚ think there awe, siw; I heard them >w< tawk'd >_> of. 
SLENDER. I love OwO the uWu spowt ;;w;; weww; uWu but I uWu shaww as >_> soon >_< quawwew at 
^.^ it as ^-^ any man in Engwand. You awe x3 afwaid, ^-^ if you UwU see OwO the 
bear woose, awe you not? 
x3 ANNyE. >w< Ay, :3 indeed, sir. 
SLENDER. ^.^ That's meat ÚwÚ and dwink ^-^ to me OwO nyow. I ^.^ have uWu seen 
Sackewson loose twenty times, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have :3 taken him uWu by OwO the 
chain; uWu but I ;;w;; wawwant you, OwO the >w< women ^.^ have OwO so :3 cwied ÚwÚ and 
uWu shwiek'd at ^.^ it UwU that ^.^ it >_> pass'd; uWu but :3 women, :3 indeed, cannyot 
>_> abide x3 'em; uWu they awe vewy uWu iww-favouw'd xDD wough ;;w;; things. 

;;w;; We-entew :3 PAGE 

UwU PAGE. ^w^ Come, gentwe ^-^ Mastew x3 Swendew, x3 come; ^-^ we stay uWu fow you. 
SLENDER. I'll xDD eat nothing, I :3 thank you, sir. 
UwU PAGE. By ^.^ cock ÚwÚ and UwU pie, you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot choose, :3 siw! ^w^ Come, 
come. 
SLENDER. ;;w;; Nyay, pray you ;;w;; wead OwO the way. 
UwU PAGE. Come OwO on, sir. 
SLENDER. ^w^ Mistwess UwU Annye, yourself uWu shaww >w< go >_> fiwst. 
x3 ANNyE. :3 Nyot OwO I, siw; pray you ^-^ keep x3 on. 
SLENDER. Twuwy, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< go xDD fiwst; truly, la! I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ do 
you UwU that ^.^ wwong. 
x3 ANNyE. I pray you, sir. 
SLENDER. I'll wathew >w< be >_> unmannyewwy than x3 twoubwesome. You 
^-^ do yourself :33 wwong :3 indeed, la! >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. 

Before PAGE'S house 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH xDD EVANS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIMPWE 

x3 EVANS. uWu Go >_> youw :33 ways, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ ask >_> of ^w^ Doctow Caius' house ;;w;; which 
:3 is OwO the OwO way; ÚwÚ and there dwells ^-^ onye ^w^ Mistwess Quickly, ;;w;; which 
:3 is in OwO the manner >_> of his ^w^ nyuwse, ^w^ ow his OwO dwy ^w^ nyuwse, ^w^ ow his xDD cook, 
^w^ ow his uWu waundwy, his ÚwÚ washew, ÚwÚ and his :3 wwingew. 
SIMPLE. Weww, sir. 
x3 EVANS. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ it :3 is x3 pettew >_> yet. >w< Give xDD hew :3 this :33 wettew; uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is :3 a 
xDD oman UwU that altogether's >_> acquaintance with ^w^ Mistwess >_> Annye 
UwU Page; ÚwÚ and OwO the letter :3 is ^-^ to desiwe ÚwÚ and require xDD hew ^-^ to ÚwÚ sowicit 
>_> youw >_< mastew's desires ^-^ to ^w^ Mistwess >_> Annye ^w^ Page. I pray you 
>w< be gone. I uWu wiww ^-^ make OwO an ^-^ end >_> of my xDD dinnyew; :33 thewe's UwU pippins 
ÚwÚ and :3 cheese ^-^ to come. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. 

The Garter Inn 

x3 Entew FALSTAFF, xDD HOST, ^w^ BAWDOWPH, ^-^ NYM, :33 PISTOW, ÚwÚ and xDD WOBIN 

OwO FAWSTAFF. Minye host >_> of OwO the ^-^ Gawtew! 
HOST. What :33 says my bully :3 wook? ^w^ Speak OwO schowawwy ÚwÚ and 
wisewy. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Twuwy, >_< minye OwO host, I >w< must xDD tuwn away >w< some >_> of my 
ÚwÚ fowwowews. 
HOST. :33 Discawd, bully ÚwÚ Hewcuwes; OwO cashiew; let them ^-^ wag; :3 twot, 
trot. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. I ^-^ sit at >w< ten >w< pounds :3 a >_< week. 
HOST. Thou'rt OwO an empewow-Caesaw, Keisew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Pheazaw. I 
uWu wiww UwU entewtain ÚwÚ Bawdowph; ^.^ he uWu shaww x3 dwaw, ^.^ he uWu shaww x3 tap; ^w^ said I 
well, bully Hector? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Do so, good >_< minye ^w^ host. 
HOST. I ^.^ have ^.^ spoke; let him OwO fowwow. uWu [To x3 BAWDOWPH] >_> Wet me 
UwU see ÚwÚ thee fwoth ÚwÚ and lime. I x3 am at :3 a ^w^ wowd; OwO fowwow. Exit OwO HOST 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Bardolph, follow >_> him. OwO A xDD tapstew :3 is :3 a good trade; 
OwO an ^.^ owd :33 cwoak makes :3 a OwO nyew ÚwÚ jewkin; :3 a ^.^ withew'd >_< sewving-man :3 a 
^.^ fwesh :33 tapstew. uWu Go; ^.^ adieu. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a life UwU that I ^.^ have desiw'd; I uWu wiww x3 thwive. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. :3 O base xDD Hungawian OwO wight! uWu Wiwt :3 thou OwO the UwU spigot 
OwO wiewd? Exit BAWDOWPH 
^w^ NYM. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ gotten in drink. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot OwO the humouw :33 conceited? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. I x3 am ^.^ gwad I x3 am OwO so x3 acquit >_> of :3 this >_< tindew-box: his 
UwU thefts ;;w;; wewe xDD too ^-^ open; his >_> fiwching ÚwÚ was >_< wike OwO an ^-^ unskiwfuw 
x3 singew-he ^-^ kept ^.^ nyot xDD time. 
^w^ NYM. The good humouw :3 is ^-^ to >_< steaw at :3 a >w< minyute's ^-^ west. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. uWu 'Convey' OwO the xDD wise ^.^ it :3 caww. :3 'Steaw' foh! OwO A >_< fico uWu fow OwO the 
:33 phwase! 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Weww, ;;w;; siws, I x3 am ^w^ awmost >_< out at heels. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. ÚwÚ Why, then, let kibes uWu ensue. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Thewe :3 is nyo wemedy; I >w< must >_> cony-catch; I >w< must 
shift. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. Young ravens >w< must ^.^ have food. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Which >_> of you xDD knyow xDD Fowd >_> of :3 this :33 town? 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. I ken OwO the ^-^ wight; ^.^ he :3 is >_> of xDD substance :33 good. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU My >w< honyest xDD wads, I uWu wiww tell you what I x3 am OwO about. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. >w< Two x3 yawds, ÚwÚ and more. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 Nyo ^-^ quips nyow, ^w^ Pistow. ;;w;; Indeed, I x3 am in OwO the >_> waist 
two yawds ;;w;; about; uWu but I x3 am :3 nyow about nyo waste; I x3 am about 
x3 thwift. :33 Bwiefwy, I ^-^ do UwU mean ^-^ to ^-^ make love ^-^ to Ford's ^-^ wife; I 
UwU spy >_> entewtainment in UwU hew; ^.^ she :3 discouwses, ^.^ she x3 cawves, ^.^ she 
gives OwO the ^.^ weew >_> of invitation; I can UwU constwue OwO the >w< action >_> of xDD hew 
ÚwÚ famiwiaw ^w^ stywe; ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> hawdest >w< voice >_> of xDD hew :33 behaviouw, ^-^ to >w< be 
Engwish'd rightly, :3 is OwO 'I x3 am Sir uWu John ;;w;; Fawstaff's.' 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^.^ studied xDD hew well, ÚwÚ and twanswated xDD hew uWu wiww >_< out 
>_> of xDD honyesty OwO into Engwish. 
^w^ NYM. The OwO anchow :3 is ^w^ deep; uWu wiww UwU that humouw :33 pass? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Nyow, OwO the wepowt :33 goes ^.^ she >_> has >w< aww OwO the UwU wuwe >_> of xDD hew 
>_< husband's :3 puwse; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 a wegion >_> of uWu angews. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. UwU As many devils ^w^ entewtain; ÚwÚ and xDD 'To UwU hew, ;;w;; boy,' uWu say :3 I. 
^w^ NYM. The humouw uWu wises; ^.^ it :3 is >w< good; humouw me OwO the uWu angews. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. I ^.^ have :3 wwit me here :3 a letter ^-^ to UwU hew; ÚwÚ and here 
another ^-^ to >w< Page's xDD wife, ^-^ who x3 even :3 nyow >_> gave me good eyes 
UwU too, ^w^ examin'd my pawts with UwU most x3 judicious oeillades; 
^.^ sometimes OwO the beam >_> of xDD hew view x3 giwded my ^.^ foot, ^.^ sometimes my 
powtwy >_> bewwy. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. ;;w;; Then >_> did OwO the >_< sun uWu on dunghill xDD shinye. 
^w^ NYM. I :3 thank ÚwÚ thee uWu fow UwU that OwO humouw. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. :33 O, ^.^ she >_> did OwO so ^-^ couwse o'ew my UwU extewiows with such 
:3 a greedy UwU intention UwU that OwO the :3 appetite >_> of xDD hew eye >_> did ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to 
scorch me OwO up >_< wike :3 a buwnying-gwass! Here's another letter ^-^ to 
:3 hew. She uWu beaws OwO the >_> puwse :33 too; ^.^ she :3 is :3 a region in Guiana, >w< aww 
gold ÚwÚ and OwO bounty. I uWu wiww >w< be uWu cheatews ^-^ to them ^.^ both, ÚwÚ and uWu they 
uWu shaww >w< be UwU exchequews ^-^ to me; uWu they uWu shaww >w< be my ÚwÚ East ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ West 
>_> Indies, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww trade ^-^ to them >_> both. Go, bear :3 thou :3 this 
letter ^-^ to ^w^ Mistwess UwU Page; ÚwÚ and :3 thou :3 this ^-^ to ^w^ Mistwess uWu Fowd. We 
uWu wiww thrive, xDD wads, ^-^ we uWu wiww x3 thwive. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. :33 Shaww I Sir Pandarus >_> of ^-^ Twoy uWu become, 
And uWu by my >_> side wear ÚwÚ steew? ;;w;; Then >_< Wucifew UwU take all! 
^w^ NYM. I uWu wiww run nyo base OwO humouw. Here, UwU take OwO the 
humouw-wettew; I uWu wiww ^-^ keep OwO the x3 haviouw >_> of weputation. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. uWu [To ROBIN] ^-^ Howd, ;;w;; siwwah; bear you ^.^ these letters 
OwO tightwy; 
uWu Saiw >_< wike my ^w^ pinnyace ^-^ to ^.^ these gowden shores. 
Rogues, hence, xDD avaunt! vanyish >_< wike >w< haiwstonyes, ^.^ go; 
Twudge, plod away >w< i' th' ;;w;; hoof; >w< seek shewtew, OwO pack! 
:3 Fawstaff uWu wiww learn OwO the humouw >_> of OwO the :33 age; 
xDD Fwench ;;w;; thwift, you wogues; ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ and UwU skiwted ^.^ page. 
>_< Exeunt ^-^ FAWSTAFF ÚwÚ and xDD WOBIN 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. >_> Wet ^-^ vuwtuwes gripe >w< thy >_> guts! uWu fow xDD gouwd ÚwÚ and fuwwam 
>_< howds, 
And UwU high ÚwÚ and low beguiles OwO the rich ÚwÚ and >_< poow; 
Testew I'll ^.^ have in OwO pouch when :3 thou ^-^ shawt >_< wack, 
xDD Base >w< Phwygian ;;w;; Tuwk! 
^w^ NYM. I ^.^ have uWu opewations in my head ;;w;; which >w< be uWu humouws >_> of 
wevenge. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. uWu Wiwt :3 thou OwO wevenge? 
^w^ NYM. By welkin ÚwÚ and xDD hew ^.^ staw! 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. x3 With ÚwÚ wit ^w^ ow ÚwÚ steew? 
^w^ NYM. x3 With uWu both OwO the humours, :3 I. 
I uWu wiww x3 discuss OwO the humouw >_> of :3 this love ^-^ to ^w^ Page. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. And I ^-^ to xDD Fowd uWu shaww UwU eke ^-^ unfowd 
OwO How Falstaff, vawwet vile, 
His :33 duv uWu wiww :3 pwuv, his gold uWu wiww >_< howd, 
And his ^.^ soft ^w^ couch defile. 
^w^ NYM. UwU My humouw uWu shaww ^.^ nyot coow; I uWu wiww >_> incense ;;w;; Page ^-^ to ^-^ deaw 
with ;;w;; poison; I uWu wiww ^.^ possess him with yewwownyess; uWu fow OwO the 
uWu wevowt >_> of >_< minye :3 is dangewous. :33 That :3 is my OwO twue OwO humouw. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. Thou art OwO the >w< Maws >_> of :3 mawcontents; I uWu second thee; 
>_< twoop x3 on. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE x3 4. 

DOCTOR x3 CAIUS'S house 

x3 Entew ;;w;; MISTWESS QUICKWY, SIMPWE, ÚwÚ and OwO WUGBY 

QUICKWY. >_> What, uWu John >w< Wugby! I pray ÚwÚ thee >w< go ^-^ to OwO the casement 
ÚwÚ and UwU see ^-^ if you can UwU see my :3 mastew, ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Doctow 
UwU Caius, >w< coming. >w< If ^.^ he uWu do, >w< i' :33 faith, ÚwÚ and find anybody in OwO the 
OwO house, here uWu wiww >w< be OwO an ^.^ owd >_> abusing >_> of God's >_< patience ÚwÚ and 
OwO the King's Engwish. 
RUGBY. I'll >w< go :3 watch. 
QUICKWY. uWu Go; ÚwÚ and ^w^ we'ww ^.^ have :3 a ^w^ posset uWu fow't >_> soon at night, in 
:33 faith, at OwO the wattew ^-^ end >_> of :3 a ^.^ sea-coaw >w< fiwe. xDD [Exit :33 WUGBY] An 
^w^ honyest, willing, >w< kind fewwow, as >w< evew ^-^ sewvant uWu shaww come in 
house withal; :3 and, I ;;w;; wawwant you, nyo uWu teww-tawe :3 nyow nyo 
breed-bate; his wowst fauwt :3 is UwU that ^.^ he :3 is >w< given ^-^ to prayer; ^.^ he :3 is 
xDD something peevish UwU that OwO way; uWu but nyobody uWu but >_> has his fault; 
uWu but let UwU that UwU pass. Petew Simple you uWu say >_> youw name ÚwÚ is? 
SIMPLE. >w< Ay, uWu fow fauwt >_> of :3 a ^w^ bettew. 
QUICKWY. And ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Swendew's >_> youw ^.^ mastew? 
SIMPLE. >w< Ay, forsooth. 
QUICKWY. uWu Does ^.^ he ^.^ nyot wear :3 a gweat x3 wound ÚwÚ beawd, >_< wike :3 a 
gwuvw's ^-^ pawing-knyife? 
SIMPLE. No, uWu fowsooth; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath uWu but :3 a wittwe whey ;;w;; face, with :3 a 
wittwe x3 yewwow ÚwÚ beawd, :3 a Cain-colour'd ÚwÚ beawd. 
QUICKWY. OwO A x3 softwy-spwighted man, :3 is ^.^ he not? 
SIMPLE. >w< Ay, uWu fowsooth; uWu but ^.^ he :3 is as taww :3 a man >_> of his ^.^ hands as 
^-^ any :3 is :3 between :3 this ÚwÚ and his ÚwÚ head; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath xDD fought with :3 a 
^-^ wawwenyew. 
QUICKWY. OwO How uWu say you? :33 O, I shouwd wemembew >_> him. uWu Does 
^.^ he ^.^ nyot howd OwO up his uWu head, as ^.^ it OwO wewe, ÚwÚ and >w< stwut in his ÚwÚ gait? 
SIMPLE. x3 Yes, :3 indeed, OwO does ^w^ he. 
QUICKWY. Weww, >w< heaven ^-^ send >_> Annye ;;w;; Page nyo >_< wowse xDD fowtunye! 
>_> Teww ^-^ Mastew ^-^ Pawson >w< Evans I uWu wiww ^-^ do what I can uWu fow >_> youw 
mastew. >_> Annye :3 is :3 a good girl, ÚwÚ and I UwU wish- 

;;w;; We-entew OwO WUGBY 

RUGBY. :33 Out, awas! here comes my mastew. 
QUICKWY. We uWu shaww >w< aww >w< be :3 shent. Wun in ;;w;; hewe, good x3 young 
>w< man; >w< go OwO into :3 this ^w^ cwoset. [Shuts ÚwÚ SIMPWE in OwO the ^-^ cwoset] ÚwÚ He 
uWu wiww ^.^ nyot stay UwU wong. >_> What, uWu John >w< Wugby! UwU John! what, :33 John, 
I :33 say! Go, :33 John, >w< go >_< inquiwe uWu fow my master; I x3 doubt ^.^ he >w< be 
^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww UwU that ^.^ he comes ^.^ nyot UwU home. >w< [Singing] 
And down, down, adown-a, etc. 

x3 Entew DOCTOR ÚwÚ CAIUS 

>w< CAIUS. ;;w;; Vat :3 is you sing? I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike x3 des ^.^ toys. ;;w;; Pway you, >w< go 
ÚwÚ and ^.^ vetch me in my closet ^-^ un boitier ^-^ vewt-a ^.^ box, :3 a :33 gween-a 
:3 box. Do intend vat I speak? OwO A :33 gween-a :3 box. 
QUICKWY. >w< Ay, :33 fowsooth, I'll ÚwÚ fetch ^.^ it you. ^-^ [Aside] I x3 am ^.^ gwad 
^.^ he went ^.^ nyot in ;;w;; himsewf; ^-^ if ^.^ he xDD had ;;w;; found OwO the x3 young man, 
^.^ he would ^.^ have >_< been ;;w;; hown-mad. 
>w< CAIUS. Fe, ^-^ fe, fe ^w^ fe! ma foi, UwU iw x3 fait :33 fowt chaud. ^.^ Je >_> m'en OwO vais :3 a 
uWu wa ^w^ couw-wa ;;w;; gwande affaire. 
QUICKWY. ^-^ Is ^.^ it this, sir? 
>w< CAIUS. x3 Oui; >_< mette ^-^ we au :3 mon >_> pocket: uWu depeche, ^w^ quickwy. ^w^ Vewe 
:3 is dat >_< knyave, Wugby? 
QUICKWY. >_> What, uWu John Wugby? UwU John! 
RUGBY. Here, sir. 
>w< CAIUS. You awe uWu John ^.^ Wugby, ÚwÚ and you awe x3 Jack ^-^ Wugby. 
^w^ Come, ^-^ take-a >_> youw rapier, ÚwÚ and come aftew my >_< heew ^-^ to OwO the 
couwt. 
RUGBY. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ weady, ;;w;; siw, here in OwO the powch. 
>w< CAIUS. By my :3 twot, I tawwy xDD too UwU wong. >w< Od's UwU me! uWu Qu'ai j'oublie? 
^.^ Dewe :3 is >w< some >_< simpwes in my closet dat I viww ^.^ nyot uWu fow OwO the 
^w^ vawwd I uWu shaww xDD weave >w< behind. 
QUICKWY. ^w^ Ay uWu me, :3 he'ww find OwO the x3 young man there, ÚwÚ and >w< be 
uWu mad! 
>w< CAIUS. :3 O diabwe, diable! vat :3 is in my x3 cwoset? Villainy! larron! 
[Puwwing ÚwÚ SIMPWE :33 out] ^.^ Wugby, my ^.^ wapiew! 
QUICKWY. Good :3 mastew, >w< be ÚwÚ content. 
>w< CAIUS. >w< Whewefowe uWu shaww I >w< be OwO content-a? 
QUICKWY. The x3 young man :3 is OwO an >w< honyest xDD man. 
>w< CAIUS. What uWu shaww ^.^ de >w< honyest man ^-^ do in my x3 cwoset? ^.^ Dewe :3 is 
nyo >w< honyest man dat uWu shaww come in my ^w^ cwoset. 
QUICKWY. I uWu beseech you, >w< be ^.^ nyot OwO so phlegmatic; hear OwO the 
>w< twuth >_> of it. ÚwÚ He came >_> of OwO an ewwand ^-^ to me ^-^ fwom ^-^ Pawson x3 Hugh. 
>w< CAIUS. >_> Veww? 
SIMPLE. >w< Ay, :33 fowsooth, ^-^ to desiwe xDD hew UwU to- 
QUICKWY. Peace, I pray you. 
>w< CAIUS. Peace-a >_> youw OwO tongue. ÚwÚ Speak-a >_> youw >_> tawe. 
SIMPLE. ÚwÚ To desiwe :3 this >w< honyest ^-^ gentwewoman, >_> youw ;;w;; maid, ^-^ to 
speak :3 a good >_> wowd ^-^ to ^w^ Mistwess >_> Annye ;;w;; Page uWu fow my :3 mastew, 
in OwO the uWu way >_> of marriage. 
QUICKWY. :3 This :3 is aww, :3 indeed, la! uWu but I'll :33 nye'ew >w< put my fingew 
in OwO the fire, ÚwÚ and :3 nyeed not. 
>w< CAIUS. Sir :33 Hugh send-a you? ^.^ Wugby, ^w^ baiwwez me >w< some >w< papew. 
>w< Tawwy you :3 a OwO wittwe-a-whiwe. [Wwites] 
QUICKWY. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ;;w;; SIMPWE] I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^.^ he :3 is OwO so UwU quiet; ^-^ if ^.^ he 
xDD had >_< been ^w^ thwoughwy moved, you shouwd ^.^ have heard him 
OwO so loud ÚwÚ and OwO so mewanchowy. But ^.^ nyotwithstanding, man, I'll 
^-^ do you >_> youw ^w^ mastew what good I uWu can; ÚwÚ and OwO the vewy OwO yea ÚwÚ and 
OwO the nyo ;;w;; is, OwO the xDD Fwench doctor, my ;;w;; mastew-I ^-^ may caww him 
my :3 mastew, ÚwÚ wook you, uWu fow I ^-^ keep his >_< house; ÚwÚ and I ^w^ wash, 
ÚwÚ wwing, ÚwÚ bwew, >_> bake, xDD scouw, dwess meat ÚwÚ and x3 dwink, ^-^ make OwO the 
beds, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do >w< aww ^-^ mysewf- 
SIMPLE. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ;;w;; QUICKWY] ^.^ 'Tis :3 a gweat chawge ^-^ to come 
uWu undew ^-^ onye body's hand. 
QUICKWY. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ;;w;; SIMPWE] uWu Awe you ^w^ avis'd o' ÚwÚ that? You 
uWu shaww find ^.^ it :3 a gweat x3 chawge; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be OwO up >_< eawwy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down 
>_< wate; uWu but nyotwithstanding-to tell you in >_> youw eaw, I would 
^.^ have nyo uWu wowds >_> of it-my ^w^ mastew ^-^ himsewf :3 is in love with 
^w^ Mistwess >_> Annye UwU Page; uWu but x3 nyotwithstanding UwU that, I xDD knyow 
Anne's >_< mind-that's neither here :3 nyow ^.^ thewe. 
>w< CAIUS. You jack'nape; :33 give-a :3 this letter ^-^ to Sir Hugh; uWu by ^-^ gaw, 
^.^ it :3 is :3 a :3 shawwenge; I uWu wiww ÚwÚ cut his :33 twoat in ^.^ de pawk; ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww 
teach :3 a scurvy ^w^ jack-a-nyape pwiest ^-^ to meddle ^w^ ow ^w^ make. You 
^-^ may >w< be gone; ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot good you tawwy here. By ^-^ gaw, I uWu wiww 
ÚwÚ cut >w< aww his two stones; uWu by ^-^ gaw, ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have :3 a stonye 
^-^ to thwow at his >_< dog. Exit ÚwÚ SIMPWE 
QUICKWY. ^.^ Awas, ^.^ he ^-^ speaks uWu but uWu fow his >w< fwiend. 
>w< CAIUS. ^w^ It :3 is nyo ^w^ mattew-a ver >_< dat. Do ^.^ nyot you tell-a me dat I 
uWu shaww ^.^ have >_> Annye ;;w;; Page uWu fow myself? By ^-^ gaw, I viww :33 kiww ^.^ de x3 Jack 
xDD pwiest; ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have appointed >_< minye host >_> of ^.^ de ^.^ Jawteew ^-^ to 
measuwe ^-^ ouw weapon. By ^-^ gaw, I uWu wiww ^-^ mysewf ^.^ have >_> Annye 
^w^ Page. 
QUICKWY. >_> Siw, OwO the maid loves you, ÚwÚ and >w< aww uWu shaww >w< be :33 weww. We 
>w< must ^w^ give xDD fowks xDD weave ^-^ to ^.^ pwate. What OwO the >w< good-yeaw! 
>w< CAIUS. ^.^ Wugby, come ^-^ to OwO the couwt with >_> me. By ^-^ gaw, ^-^ if I ^.^ have 
^.^ nyot >_> Annye >_< Page, I uWu shaww xDD tuwn >_> youw head >_< out >_> of my ^w^ doow. 
Follow my heels, ^-^ Wugby. >_< Exeunt ÚwÚ CAIUS ÚwÚ and OwO WUGBY 
QUICKWY. You uWu shaww ;;w;; have-An foow's-head >_> of >_> youw >w< own. No, 
I xDD knyow Anne's :33 mind uWu fow UwU that; never :3 a ^-^ woman in Windsor 
knows ^-^ mowe >_> of Anne's :33 mind than I do; :3 nyow can ^-^ do ^-^ mowe 
than I ^-^ do with UwU hew, I :3 thank >_< heaven. 
:33 FENTON. xDD [Within] >w< Who's within thewe? UwU ho! 
QUICKWY. >w< Who's there, I >_< twow? Come ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the OwO house, I pray 
you. 

x3 Entew x3 FENTON 

:33 FENTON. OwO How nyow, good woman, how OwO dost thou? 
QUICKWY. The better UwU that ^.^ it pweases >_> youw good wowship ^-^ to 
ask. 
:33 FENTON. What x3 nyews? OwO How OwO does pwetty ^w^ Mistwess :3 Annye? 
QUICKWY. UwU In truth, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she :3 is pretty, ÚwÚ and ^w^ honyest, ÚwÚ and 
gentle; ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye UwU that :3 is >_> youw OwO fwiend, I can tell you UwU that uWu by 
OwO the OwO way; I UwU pwaise >w< heaven uWu fow it. 
:33 FENTON. :33 Shaww I ^-^ do ^-^ any uWu good, think'st thou? :33 Shaww I ^.^ nyot wose 
my ^.^ suit? 
QUICKWY. :33 Twoth, ;;w;; siw, >w< aww :3 is in His ^.^ hands :33 abuv; uWu but 
^.^ nyotwithstanding, ^-^ Mastew ^-^ Fenton, I'll >w< be sworn uWu on :3 a book 
^.^ she loves you. >_< Have ^.^ nyot >_> youw wowship :3 a ÚwÚ wawt :33 abuv >_> youw x3 eye? 
:33 FENTON. x3 Yes, >w< mawwy, ^.^ have I; what >_> of ÚwÚ that? 
QUICKWY. Weww, ^.^ theweby OwO hangs :3 a tawe; good :33 faith, ^.^ it :3 is such 
another xDD Nyan; ;;w;; but, I ^w^ detest, OwO an >w< honyest maid as >w< evew x3 bwoke 
;;w;; bwead. We xDD had OwO an hour's talk >_> of UwU that wart; I uWu shaww never 
waugh uWu but in UwU that :33 maid's >_> company! But, :3 indeed, ^.^ she :3 is 
>w< given xDD too >w< much ^-^ to :3 awwichowy ÚwÚ and ^-^ musing; uWu but uWu fow ^.^ you-weww, 
>w< go x3 to. 
:33 FENTON. Weww, I uWu shaww UwU see xDD hew to-day. ^-^ Howd, :33 thewe's money 
uWu fow thee; let me ^.^ have >w< thy >w< voice in my ^w^ behawf. >w< If :3 thou >w< seest 
xDD hew before uWu me, ÚwÚ commend >_> me. 
QUICKWY. uWu Wiww x3 I? uWu I' :33 faith, UwU that ^-^ we wiww; ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww tell >_> youw 
wowship ^-^ mowe >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ wawt OwO the next UwU time ^-^ we ^.^ have confidence; 
ÚwÚ and >_> of uWu othew wooers. 
:33 FENTON. Weww, faweweww; I x3 am in gweat haste OwO nyow. 
QUICKWY. Farewell ^-^ to >_> youw worship. xDD [Exit >_> FENTON] Twuwy, 
OwO an >w< honyest ^w^ gentweman; uWu but >_> Annye loves him not; uWu fow I xDD knyow 
Anne's :33 mind as ;;w;; weww as another >w< does. Out x3 upon ;;w;; 't, what 
^.^ have I >w< fowgot? Exit 




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^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. 

Before PAGE'S house 

x3 Entew ;;w;; MISTWESS ^-^ PAGE, with :3 a letter 

uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. >_< What! ^.^ have I xDD scap'd love-letters in OwO the holiday-time 
>_> of my :3 beauty, ÚwÚ and x3 am I :3 nyow :3 a :33 subject uWu fow >w< them? >_> Wet 
me :3 see. ^-^ [Weads] 
uWu 'Ask me nyo reason x3 why I love OwO you; uWu fow >w< though ^-^ Wuv ;;w;; use 
>_< Weason uWu fow his uWu pwecisian, ^.^ he xDD admits him ^.^ nyot uWu fow his :33 counsewwow. 
You awe ^.^ nyot young, nyo ^-^ mowe x3 am I; >w< go ^.^ to, then, :33 thewe's 
sympathy. You awe uWu mewwy, OwO so x3 am I; ^-^ ha! ^-^ ha! then :33 thewe's 
^-^ mowe sympathy. You love :3 sack, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^-^ do I; would you 
desiwe better ÚwÚ sympathy? >_> Wet ^.^ it suffice ^.^ thee, ^w^ Mistwess ;;w;; Page 
at OwO the >_> weast, ^-^ if OwO the love >_> of sowdiew can ;;w;; suffice-that I love 
thee. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ say, UwU Pity :3 me: 'tis ^.^ nyot :3 a soldier-like >_< phwase; 
uWu but I ÚwÚ say, ^-^ Wuv >_> me. By uWu me, 
>_< Thinye >_> own OwO twue :3 knyight, 
By :3 day ^w^ ow night, 
Ow ^-^ any >w< kind >_> of >_< wight, 
x3 With >w< aww his OwO might, 
>_< Fow ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to fight, 
>w< JOHN FALSTAFF.' 
What :3 a ^w^ Hewod >_> of Jewwy :3 is x3 this! :3 O ^.^ wicked, ;;w;; wicked world! 
>_< Onye UwU that :3 is ;;w;; weww-nyigh OwO wown ^-^ to ;;w;; pieces with :3 age ^-^ to show 
^-^ himsewf :3 a x3 young xDD gawwant! What OwO an >w< unweighed >_> behaviouw 
;;w;; hath :3 this :3 Fwemish drunkard pick'd-with OwO the devil's >_< nyame! 
>w< -out >_> of my ÚwÚ convewsation, UwU that ^.^ he dawes in :3 this manner 
>w< assay x3 me? ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot >_< been ÚwÚ thwice in my >_> company! 
What shouwd I uWu say ^-^ to OwO him? I ÚwÚ was then xDD fwugaw >_> of my xDD miwth. 
xDD Heaven forgive UwU me! ÚwÚ Why, I'll ^.^ exhibit :3 a ;;w;; biww in OwO the ÚwÚ pawwiament 
uWu fow OwO the OwO putting ;;w;; down >_> of ^-^ men. OwO How uWu shaww I >w< be 
reveng'd uWu on OwO him? uWu fow reveng'd I uWu wiww ^.^ be, as ^w^ suwe as his ^-^ guts 
awe :3 made >_> of :3 puddings. 

x3 Entew ;;w;; MISTWESS FORD 

uWu MWS. FOWD. ^w^ Mistwess Page! xDD twust uWu me, I ÚwÚ was ^-^ going ^-^ to >_> youw 
>_< house. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. And, xDD twust uWu me, I ÚwÚ was UwU coming ^-^ to you. You ÚwÚ wook 
vewy ill. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. ;;w;; Nyay, I'll :33 nye'ew believe UwU that; I ^.^ have ^-^ to show ^-^ to 
OwO the contrary. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. OwO Faith, uWu but you uWu do, in my mind. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. Weww, I uWu do, then; >_> yet, I ÚwÚ say, I :33 couwd show you ^-^ to 
OwO the contrary. :3 O ^w^ Mistwess >_< Page, ^w^ give me >w< some x3 counsew. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. What's OwO the matter, ^-^ woman? 
uWu MWS. FOWD. :3 O woman, ^-^ if ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot uWu fow ^-^ onye uWu twifwing :33 wespect, 
I :33 couwd come ^-^ to such xDD honyouw! 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. >w< Hang OwO the trifle, ;;w;; woman; UwU take OwO the honyouw. What 
:3 is it? ÚwÚ Dispense with ;;w;; twifwes; what :3 is it? 
uWu MWS. FOWD. >w< If I would uWu but >w< go ^-^ to heww uWu fow OwO an eternal ;;w;; moment 
^w^ ow so, I :33 couwd >w< be knighted. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ^-^ What? Thou ^w^ wiest. Sir Alice Fowd! ^.^ These knyights 
uWu wiww ÚwÚ hack; ÚwÚ and OwO so :3 thou shouldst ^.^ nyot x3 awtew OwO the xDD awticwe >_> of >w< thy 
:3 gentwy. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. We >_< buwn ^-^ daywight. Here, ^.^ wead, OwO wead; pewceive 
how I UwU might >w< be knighted. I uWu shaww ÚwÚ think OwO the >_< wowse >_> of UwU fat 
x3 men as wong as I ^.^ have OwO an eye ^-^ to ^-^ make >_> diffewence >_> of xDD men's 
wiking. And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he would ^.^ nyot :33 sweaw; ^.^ pwais'd women's 
modesty, ÚwÚ and >_> gave such >_> owdewwy ÚwÚ and OwO weww-behaved wepwoof 
^-^ to >w< aww ^w^ uncomewinyess UwU that I would ^.^ have sworn his ^-^ disposition 
would ^.^ have gonye ^-^ to OwO the >w< twuth >_> of his :33 wowds; uWu but uWu they ^-^ do nyo 
^-^ mowe ^w^ adhewe ÚwÚ and ^-^ keep place >_> togethew than OwO the x3 Hundwedth 
Psalm ^-^ to OwO the xDD tunye >_> of ;;w;; 'Gweensweeves.' What OwO tempest, I >_< twow, 
>w< thwew :3 this whale, with OwO so many tuns >_> of uWu oiw in his :33 bewwy, 
ashowe at Windsor? OwO How uWu shaww I >w< be :33 wevenged uWu on OwO him? I 
ÚwÚ think OwO the :33 best uWu way ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to UwU entewtain him with hope, ÚwÚ tiww 
OwO the ;;w;; wicked x3 fiwe >_> of wust ^.^ have uWu mewted him in his >_> own gwease. 
OwO Did you >w< evew hear OwO the >_< wike? 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. OwO Wettew uWu fow letter, uWu but UwU that OwO the name >_> of ;;w;; Page ÚwÚ and 
xDD Fowd differs. ÚwÚ To >w< thy gweat comfort in :3 this mystewy >_> of i-iww 
^.^ opinyions, >w< hewe's OwO the twin-bwothew >_> of >w< thy :33 wettew; uWu but let UwU thinye 
xDD inhewit :33 fiwst, for, I protest, >_< minye never shall. I ;;w;; wawwant ^.^ he 
;;w;; hath :3 a ^w^ thousand >_> of ^.^ these :3 wettews, :3 wwit with UwU bwank space uWu fow 
diffewent ^.^ nyames-suwe, more!-and ^.^ these awe >_> of OwO the uWu second 
:3 edition. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww x3 pwint ;;w;; them, >_< out >_> of ^w^ doubt; uWu fow ^.^ he >_> cawes ^.^ nyot 
what ^.^ he ^-^ puts OwO into OwO the press when ^.^ he would >w< put OwO us ^-^ two. I 
xDD had wathew >w< be :3 a OwO giantess ÚwÚ and lie uWu undew xDD Mount Pewion. Weww, 
I uWu wiww find you twenty >w< wascivious ;;w;; tuwtwes ewe ^-^ onye >_< chaste 
xDD man. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is OwO the vewy same; OwO the vewy ;;w;; hand, OwO the 
vewy wowds. What doth ^.^ he ÚwÚ think >_> of >_> us? 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ;;w;; Nyay, I xDD knyow not; ^.^ it makes me ^w^ awmost ready ^-^ to 
^w^ wwangwe with >_< minye >_> own x3 honyesty. I'll UwU entewtain ^-^ mysewf >_< wike 
^-^ onye UwU that I x3 am ^.^ nyot acquainted withal; for, ;;w;; suwe, unwess ^.^ he 
xDD knyow >w< some xDD stwain in me UwU that I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ mysewf, ^.^ he would 
never ^.^ have :33 boawded me in :3 this fury. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. >w< 'Boawding' caww you it? I'll >w< be ^w^ suwe ^-^ to ^-^ keep him 
:33 abuv >_< deck. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ^w^ So uWu wiww I; ^-^ if ^.^ he come uWu undew my hatches, I'll never 
^-^ to ÚwÚ sea again. Let's >w< be reveng'd uWu on him; wet's ÚwÚ appoint him :3 a 
UwU meeting, ^w^ give him :3 a show >_> of comfort in his ^.^ suit, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wead 
him uWu on with :3 a ;;w;; finye-baited deway, ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he ;;w;; hath xDD pawn'd his 
howses ^-^ to >_< minye host >_> of OwO the Gawtew. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. ;;w;; Nyay, I uWu wiww consent ^-^ to ^.^ act ^-^ any viwwainy x3 against 
him UwU that ^-^ may ^.^ nyot suwwy OwO the chawinyess >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 honyesty. :3 O 
UwU that my xDD husband ^-^ saw :3 this >_< wettew! ^w^ It would ^w^ give eternal >_< food 
^-^ to his jealousy. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ÚwÚ Why, ÚwÚ wook xDD whewe ^.^ he >w< comes; ÚwÚ and my good man 
:33 too; :33 he's as :3 faw ^-^ fwom jealousy as I x3 am ^-^ fwom giving him 
cause; ÚwÚ and UwU that, I hope, :3 is OwO an :3 unmeasuwabwe ^w^ distance. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. You awe OwO the happier OwO woman. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Let's ^.^ consuwt >_> togethew x3 against :3 this xDD gweasy uWu knyight. 
Come hithew. ^.^ [They wetiwe] 

x3 Entew FORD with :33 PISTOW, ÚwÚ and :3 PAGE with uWu Nym 

FOWD. Weww, I >w< hope ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. OwO Hope :3 is :3 a >w< cuwtaw ^.^ dog in >w< some UwU affaiws. 
Sir uWu John ^w^ affects >w< thy wife. 
FOWD. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, my UwU wife :3 is ^.^ nyot young. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. ÚwÚ He woos uWu both UwU high ÚwÚ and wow, uWu both rich ÚwÚ and xDD poow, 
Both x3 young ÚwÚ and >_> owd, ^-^ onye with another, Fowd; 
ÚwÚ He loves OwO the gallimaufry. >_< Fowd, pewpend. 
FOWD. ^-^ Wuv my UwU wife! 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. x3 With liver burning UwU hot. ^.^ Pwevent, ^w^ ow >w< go thou, 
;;w;; Wike Sir :33 Actaeon >_< he, with ;;w;; Wingwood at >w< thy heels. 
:33 O, ^-^ odious :3 is OwO the >_< nyame! 
FOWD. What uWu nyame, sir? 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. The horn, I >w< say. >w< Faweweww. 
;;w;; Take :3 heed, ^.^ have open eye, uWu fow ;;w;; thieves ^-^ do foot uWu by >_< nyight; 
;;w;; Take :3 heed, ewe uWu summew uWu comes, ^w^ ow ^-^ cuckoo :33 biwds ^-^ do uWu sing. 
Away, Sir Cowpowaw Nym. 
>_< Bewieve it, UwU Page; ^.^ he ^-^ speaks :33 sense. Exit PISTOW 
FOWD. ^-^ [Aside] I uWu wiww >w< be patient; I uWu wiww find >_< out ÚwÚ this. 
^w^ NYM. uWu [To ^w^ PAGE] And :3 this :3 is true; I >_< wike ^.^ nyot OwO the humouw >_> of 
^.^ wying. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >_< wwonged me in >w< some >_> humouws; I shouwd 
^.^ have ÚwÚ bownye OwO the humour'd letter ^-^ to UwU hew; uWu but I ^.^ have :3 a ;;w;; swowd, 
ÚwÚ and ^.^ it uWu shaww bite x3 upon my nyecessity. ÚwÚ He loves >_> youw ^-^ wife; 
:33 thewe's OwO the ^-^ showt ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU wong. 
UwU My name :3 is Cowpowaw >_> Nym; I ÚwÚ speak, ÚwÚ and I avouch; 
^.^ 'Tis true. UwU My name :3 is ^.^ Nym, ÚwÚ and :3 Fawstaff loves >_> youw wife. 
:3 Adieu! I love ^.^ nyot OwO the humouw >_> of xDD bwead ÚwÚ and cheese; ÚwÚ and 
:33 thewe's OwO the humouw >_> of it. OwO Adieu. Exit uWu Nym 
UwU PAGE. xDD 'The humouw >_> of it,' OwO quoth x3 'a! Here's :3 a :3 fewwow ^w^ fwights 
Engwish >_< out >_> of his UwU wits. 
FOWD. I uWu wiww >w< seek >_< out :33 Fawstaff. 
UwU PAGE. I never heard such :3 a ^.^ dwawwing, >_< affecting >_> wogue. 
FOWD. >w< If I ^-^ do find ^.^ it-weww. 
UwU PAGE. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot believe such :3 a Cataian >w< though OwO the pwiest o' 
th' ^-^ town ^.^ commended him uWu fow :3 a OwO twue xDD man. 
FOWD. ÚwÚ 'Twas :3 a good sensible fewwow. >_< Weww. 

;;w;; MISTWESS :3 PAGE ÚwÚ and ;;w;; MISTWESS FORD come :3 fowwawd 

UwU PAGE. OwO How nyow, ^-^ Meg! 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Whither >w< go you, ^w^ Geowge? UwU Hawk you. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. OwO How nyow, ^w^ sweet Frank, x3 why art :3 thou mewanchowy? 
FOWD. I >_< mewanchowy! I x3 am ^.^ nyot mewanchowy. UwU Get you >_< home; 
^.^ go. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. OwO Faith, :3 thou x3 hast >w< some cwotchets in >w< thy head OwO nyow. 
uWu Wiww you ÚwÚ go, ^w^ Mistwess ^w^ Page? 

x3 Entew ;;w;; MISTWESS :33 QUICKWY 

uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. >_< Have with you. You'll come ^-^ to dinnyew, ^w^ Geowge? 
>_> [Aside ^-^ to uWu MWS. ^.^ FOWD] Wook ^-^ who comes yondew; ^.^ she uWu shaww 
>w< be ^-^ ouw :33 messengew ^-^ to :3 this pawtwy uWu knyight. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. >_> [Aside ^-^ to uWu MWS. ^w^ PAGE] OwO Twust uWu me, I ^w^ thought uWu on 
UwU hew; she'll x3 fit it. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. You awe come ^-^ to UwU see my daughter :3 Annye? 
QUICKWY. >w< Ay, uWu fowsooth; :3 and, I pray, how OwO does good ^w^ Mistwess :3 Annye? 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. uWu Go in with OwO us ÚwÚ and xDD see; ^-^ we ^.^ have OwO an hour's talk 
with you. >_< Exeunt ;;w;; MISTWESS ^-^ PAGE, ;;w;; MISTWESS uWu FOWD, ÚwÚ and 
;;w;; MISTWESS :33 QUICKWY 
UwU PAGE. OwO How nyow, ^-^ Mastew Fowd! 
FOWD. You heard what :3 this ^.^ knyave told uWu me, >_> did you not? 
UwU PAGE. uWu Yes; ÚwÚ and you heard what OwO the uWu othew told x3 me? 
FOWD. Do you ÚwÚ think there :3 is >w< twuth in >w< them? 
UwU PAGE. >w< Hang >w< 'em, >_< swaves! I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think OwO the x3 knyight would :3 offew xDD it; 
uWu but ^.^ these UwU that :3 accuse him in his ^.^ intent towards ^-^ ouw 
;;w;; wives awe :3 a ^.^ yoke >_> of his ÚwÚ discawded ^w^ men; vewy rogues, :3 nyow 
uWu they >w< be >_< out >_> of uWu sewvice. 
FOWD. Were uWu they his ^.^ men? 
UwU PAGE. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; wewe they. 
FOWD. I >_< wike ^.^ it never OwO the better uWu fow ;;w;; that. uWu Does ^.^ he lie at OwO the 
Gawtew? 
UwU PAGE. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, OwO does ^w^ he. >w< If ^.^ he shouwd intend :3 this UwU voyage 
towawd my xDD wife, I would xDD tuwn xDD hew loose ^-^ to him; ÚwÚ and what 
^.^ he gets ^-^ mowe >_> of xDD hew than shawp x3 wowds, let ^.^ it lie uWu on my head. 
FOWD. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot misdoubt my ^-^ wife; uWu but I would >w< be loath ^-^ to 
xDD tuwn them >w< togethew. OwO A man ^-^ may >w< be xDD too uWu confident. I would 
^.^ have nyothing lie uWu on my head. I cannyot >w< be ;;w;; thus >_> satisfied. 

x3 Entew OwO HOST 

UwU PAGE. Wook xDD whewe my >_< wanting host >_> of OwO the Garter comes. 
Thewe :3 is ;;w;; eithew :3 wiquow in his OwO pate ^w^ ow money in his >_> puwse 
when ^.^ he looks OwO so :3 mewwiwy. OwO How nyow, >_< minye >_> host! 
HOST. OwO How nyow, bully xDD wook! Thou'rt :3 a gentleman. uWu [To 
^.^ SHAWWOW :33 fowwowing] OwO Cavaweiwo UwU Justice, I >w< say. 

x3 Entew ^.^ SHAWWOW 

SHALLOW. I x3 fowwow, >_< minye OwO host, I OwO fowwow. Good x3 even ÚwÚ and 
:33 twenty, good ^-^ Mastew Page! ^-^ Mastew >_< Page, uWu wiww you >w< go with 
>_> us? We ^.^ have uWu spowt in hand. 
HOST. >_> Teww ^w^ him, OwO Cavaweiwo ^.^ Justice; tell ^w^ him, bully ;;w;; wook. 
SHALLOW. >_> Siw, there :3 is :3 a fway ^-^ to >w< be xDD fought :3 between Sir :33 Hugh 
OwO the x3 Wewsh pwiest ÚwÚ and ^-^ Caius OwO the xDD Fwench ^-^ doctow. 
FOWD. Good >_< minye host o' th' Gawtew, :3 a >_> wowd with you. 
HOST. What xDD say'st thou, my bully :3 wook? ^.^ [They >w< go aside] 
SHALLOW. uWu [To ^w^ PAGE] uWu Wiww you >w< go with OwO us ^-^ to >w< behowd it? UwU My 
>_> mewwy host ;;w;; hath xDD had OwO the measuring >_> of theiw :3 weapons; :3 and, 
I xDD think, ;;w;; hath appointed them contrary ÚwÚ pwaces; for, believe 
uWu me, I hear OwO the parson :3 is nyo uWu jestew. Hawk, I uWu wiww tell you 
what ^-^ ouw uWu spowt uWu shaww UwU be. ^.^ [They ;;w;; convewse ^w^ apawt] 
HOST. xDD Hast :3 thou nyo suit x3 against my :3 knyight, my ^.^ guest-cavaweiwo. 
FOWD. None, I :3 pwotest; uWu but I'll ^w^ give you :3 a pottwe >_> of buwnt 
sack ^-^ to ^w^ give me recourse ^-^ to ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and tell him my name :3 is 
Brook-only uWu fow :3 a ÚwÚ jest. 
HOST. UwU My ;;w;; hand, buwwy; :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have UwU egwess ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wegwess- 
^w^ said I >w< weww?-and >w< thy name uWu shaww >w< be Bwook. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a >_> mewwy 
uWu knyight. uWu Wiww you ÚwÚ go, Mynheers? 
SHALLOW. >_< Have with you, >_< minye ^w^ host. 
UwU PAGE. I ^.^ have heard OwO the uWu Fwenchman ;;w;; hath good >_> skiww in his 
>_< wapiew. 
SHALLOW. UwU Tut, ;;w;; siw, I :33 couwd ^.^ have told you more. UwU In ^.^ these 
xDD times you ^.^ stand uWu on :33 distance, >_> youw :3 passes, :33 stoccadoes, ÚwÚ and 
I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >_> what. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the xDD heawt, ^-^ Mastew UwU Page; 'tis ;;w;; hewe, 
'tis here. I ^.^ have uWu seen OwO the UwU time with my wong >_< swowd I would 
^.^ have :3 made you ;;w;; fouw taww xDD fewwows ÚwÚ skip >_< wike wats. 
HOST. Here, uWu boys, ;;w;; hewe, :3 hewe! :33 Shaww ^-^ we ÚwÚ wag? 
UwU PAGE. >_< Have with you. I xDD had wathew hear them :33 scowd than 
^w^ fight. >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but FORD 
FOWD. ^-^ Though ;;w;; Page >w< be :3 a secure fool, ÚwÚ and ^-^ stands OwO so firmly uWu on 
his :3 wife's OwO fwaiwty, ÚwÚ yet I cannyot >w< put x3 off my >_< opinyion OwO so 
x3 easiwy. She ÚwÚ was in his >_> company at >w< Page's OwO house, ÚwÚ and what 
uWu they :3 made there I xDD knyow not. Weww, I uWu wiww ÚwÚ wook further OwO into 
;;w;; 't, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have :3 a disguise ^-^ to :33 sound :33 Fawstaff. >w< If I find xDD hew 
^w^ honyest, I wose ^.^ nyot my ^-^ wabouw; ^-^ if ^.^ she >w< be uWu othewwise, 'tis >_< wabouw 
;;w;; weww ^-^ bestowed. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. 

OwO A :3 woom in OwO the Garter Inn 

x3 Entew ^-^ FAWSTAFF ÚwÚ and PISTOW 

OwO FAWSTAFF. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot lend ÚwÚ thee :3 a ^-^ penny. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. I uWu wiww wetowt OwO the sum in UwU equipage. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 Nyot :3 a ^-^ penny. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. ÚwÚ Why, then OwO the world's >_< minye ^-^ oystew. ^w^ Which I with 
>_< swowd uWu wiww xDD open. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 Nyot :3 a ^-^ penny. I ^.^ have >_< been >_< content, ;;w;; siw, you shouwd 
uWu way my countenance ^-^ to pawn. I ^.^ have ^-^ gwated x3 upon my good 
fwiends uWu fow three reprieves uWu fow you ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_< coach-fewwow, 
>_> Nym; ^w^ ow ewse you xDD had ^.^ wook'd OwO thwough OwO the gwate, >_< wike :3 a 
^-^ geminy >_> of baboons. I x3 am :33 damn'd in heww uWu fow sweawing ^-^ to 
gentlemen my fwiends you ;;w;; wewe good xDD sowdiews ÚwÚ and taww xDD fewwows; 
ÚwÚ and when ^w^ Mistwess >w< Bwidget lost OwO the handle >_> of xDD hew ÚwÚ fan, 
I took 't x3 upon >_< minye uWu honyouw :3 thou xDD hadst ^.^ it not. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. >w< Didst ^.^ nyot :3 thou ^.^ shawe? uWu Hadst :3 thou ^.^ nyot ^w^ fifteen pence? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Reason, you wogue, reason. uWu Think'st :3 thou I'll 
endanger my ^w^ souw gwatis? ^.^ At :3 a ;;w;; wowd, >_> hang nyo ^-^ mowe about uWu me, 
I x3 am nyo gibbet uWu fow you. ^-^ Go-a ^-^ showt :33 knyife ÚwÚ and :3 a thwong!- 
^-^ to >_> youw ;;w;; manyow >_> of :33 Pickt-hatch; ^.^ go. You'll ^.^ nyot bear :3 a letter 
uWu fow uWu me, you wogue! You ^.^ stand x3 upon >_> youw xDD honyouw! ÚwÚ Why, 
:3 thou unconfinable ÚwÚ basenyess, ^.^ it :3 is as >w< much as I can ^-^ do ^-^ to 
^-^ keep OwO the >_> tewms >_> of my uWu honyouw pwecise. OwO I, OwO I, I ^-^ mysewf 
OwO sometimes, ^w^ weaving OwO the ;;w;; feaw >_> of :3 God uWu on OwO the weft ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and UwU hiding 
>_< minye uWu honyouw in my necessity, x3 am fain ^-^ to UwU shuffwe, ^-^ to >_> hedge, 
ÚwÚ and ^-^ to lurch; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet you, wogue, uWu wiww ^w^ ensconce >_> youw >_> wags, 
>_> youw >_> cat-a-mountain >w< wooks, >_> youw :3 wed-wattice phwases, ÚwÚ and 
>_> youw OwO bowd-beating oaths, uWu undew OwO the shewtew >_> of >_> youw xDD honyouw! 
You uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ do it, xDD you! 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. I ^-^ do relent; what would :3 thou ^-^ mowe >_> of man? 

x3 Entew xDD WOBIN 

x3 WOBIN. >_> Siw, >w< hewe's :3 a ^-^ woman would speak with you. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> Wet xDD hew appwoach. 

x3 Entew ;;w;; MISTWESS :33 QUICKWY 

QUICKWY. >w< Give >_> youw wowship good mowwow. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Good ^.^ mowwow, good wife. 
QUICKWY. :3 Nyot so, ^w^ an't >w< pwease >_> youw worship. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Good ;;w;; maid, xDD then. 
QUICKWY. I'll >w< be swown; 
UwU As my mothew OwO was, OwO the ^.^ fiwst hour I ÚwÚ was uWu bown. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. I ^-^ do believe OwO the >_> sweawew. What with x3 me? 
QUICKWY. :33 Shaww I OwO vouchsafe >_> youw wowship :3 a >_> wowd ^w^ ow two? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. >w< Two OwO thousand, fair ;;w;; woman; ÚwÚ and I'll OwO vouchsafe 
ÚwÚ thee OwO the ÚwÚ heawing. 
QUICKWY. Thewe :3 is ^-^ onye ^w^ Mistwess >_< Fowd, uWu siw-I pray, come :3 a wittwe 
nearer :3 this xDD ways. I ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ dweww with ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Doctow 
Caius. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Weww, UwU on: ^w^ Mistwess >_< Fowd, you :33 say- 
QUICKWY. Your wowship :33 says vewy true. I pray >_> youw wowship 
come :3 a wittwe nearer :3 this xDD ways. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. I ;;w;; wawwant ÚwÚ thee nyobody hears-mine >_> own ;;w;; peopwe, 
>_< minye >_> own :33 peopwe. 
QUICKWY. uWu Awe uWu they so? :3 God bless ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make them his 
>w< sewvants! 
OwO FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Weww; ^w^ Mistwess >_< Fowd, what >_> of uWu hew? 
QUICKWY. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, she's :3 a good >_> cweatuwe. :3 Wowd, :3 Wowd, >_> youw 
worship's :3 a wanton! Weww, >w< heaven forgive you, ÚwÚ and >w< aww >_> of 
>w< us, I ^-^ pway. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Mistwess Fowd; xDD come, ^w^ Mistwess Ford- 
QUICKWY. x3 Mawwy, :3 this :3 is OwO the ^-^ showt ÚwÚ and OwO the wong >_> of OwO it: you 
^.^ have ^w^ bwought xDD hew OwO into such :3 a canaries as 'tis >_> wondewfuw. 
The :33 best ;;w;; couwtiew >_> of them aww, when OwO the couwt uWu way at Windsor, 
:33 couwd never ^.^ have ^w^ bwought xDD hew ^-^ to such :3 a canyawy. >_> Yet 
there >_> has >_< been knights, ÚwÚ and x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and gentlemen, with 
theiw coaches; I ;;w;; wawwant you, ^.^ coach aftew :3 coach, letter aftew 
letter, >_> gift aftew gift; >_< smewwing OwO so ^.^ sweetwy, >w< aww >_> musk, ÚwÚ and OwO so 
uWu wushwing, I ;;w;; wawwant you, in :3 siwk ÚwÚ and ;;w;; gowd; ÚwÚ and in such awwigant 
x3 tewms; ÚwÚ and in such xDD winye ÚwÚ and sugar >_> of OwO the :33 best ÚwÚ and OwO the 
^-^ faiwest, UwU that would ^.^ have xDD won ^-^ any :3 woman's >_> heawt; ÚwÚ and I 
;;w;; wawwant you, uWu they :33 couwd never >_< get OwO an >_> eye-wink >_> of :3 hew. 
I xDD had ^-^ mysewf twenty xDD angews >w< given me :3 this mownying; uWu but I 
:33 defy >w< aww ^-^ angews, in ^-^ any such sort, as uWu they ÚwÚ say, uWu but in OwO the 
uWu way >_> of :3 honyesty; :3 and, I ;;w;; wawwant you, uWu they :33 couwd never >_< get 
xDD hew OwO so >w< much as sip uWu on :3 a ^w^ cup with OwO the pwoudest >_> of them uWu aww; 
ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet there >_> has >_< been >_< eawws, xDD nyay, ;;w;; which :3 is :3 mowe, 
OwO pensionyews; ;;w;; but, I ;;w;; wawwant you, >w< aww :3 is ^-^ onye with :3 hew. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. But what :33 says ^.^ she ^-^ to x3 me? Be brief, my good x3 she- 
UwU Mewcuwy. 
QUICKWY. x3 Mawwy, ^.^ she ;;w;; hath receiv'd >_> youw :33 wettew; uWu fow OwO the 
;;w;; which ^.^ she ^w^ thanks you :3 a ^w^ thousand :33 times; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she gives you 
^-^ to notify UwU that xDD hew xDD husband uWu wiww >w< be absence ^-^ fwom his house 
:3 between >w< ten ÚwÚ and eleven. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. xDD Ten ÚwÚ and eweven? 
QUICKWY. >w< Ay, uWu fowsooth; ÚwÚ and then you ^-^ may come ÚwÚ and UwU see 
OwO the picture, ^.^ she uWu says, UwU that you ÚwÚ wot >_> of. ^-^ Mastew >_< Fowd, xDD hew 
xDD husband, uWu wiww >w< be ^-^ fwom UwU home. ^.^ Awas, OwO the ^w^ sweet ^-^ woman weads 
OwO an i-iww life with :3 him! >w< He's :3 a vewy jealousy >w< man; ^.^ she weads :3 a 
vewy :3 fwampowd life with ^w^ him, good ÚwÚ heawt. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. xDD Ten ÚwÚ and eleven. :3 Woman, ÚwÚ commend me ^-^ to UwU hew; I 
uWu wiww ^.^ nyot x3 faiw :3 hew. 
QUICKWY. ÚwÚ Why, you uWu say :33 weww. But I ^.^ have another :33 messengew 
^-^ to >_> youw worship. ^w^ Mistwess ;;w;; Page ;;w;; hath xDD hew >_< heawty :33 commendations 
^-^ to you :33 too; ÚwÚ and let me tell you in >_> youw eaw, she's as 
fartuous :3 a civil modest xDD wife, ÚwÚ and one, I tell you, UwU that uWu wiww 
^.^ nyot ^-^ miss you xDD mownying :3 nyow evening >w< pwayew, as ^-^ any :3 is in 
Windsor, whoe'er >w< be OwO the other; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she bade me tell >_> youw 
wowship UwU that xDD hew xDD husband :3 is uWu sewdom ^-^ fwom home, uWu but ^.^ she 
OwO hopes there uWu wiww come :3 a xDD time. I never knew :3 a ^-^ woman OwO so 
dote x3 upon :3 a ÚwÚ man: ^w^ suwewy I ÚwÚ think you ^.^ have xDD chawms, la! x3 Yes, 
in :33 twuth. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 Nyot OwO I, I assuwe thee; setting OwO the attwaction >_> of my 
good pawts :33 aside, I ^.^ have nyo uWu othew xDD chawms. 
QUICKWY. Blessing uWu on >_> youw OwO heawt uWu fow x3 't! 
OwO FAWSTAFF. But, I pray ^.^ thee, tell me :33 this: >_> has Ford's UwU wife ÚwÚ and 
>w< Page's UwU wife acquainted OwO each uWu othew how uWu they love x3 me? 
QUICKWY. :33 That ;;w;; wewe :3 a ÚwÚ jest uWu indeed! ^.^ They ^.^ have ^.^ nyot OwO so wittwe 
>w< gwace, I hope-that ;;w;; wewe :3 a xDD twick uWu indeed! But ^w^ Mistwess ;;w;; Page 
would desiwe you ^-^ to ^-^ send xDD hew >_> youw wittwe ;;w;; page >_> of >w< aww ^w^ wuvs. 
Her xDD husband >_> has :3 a ^-^ mawvewwous ÚwÚ infection ^-^ to OwO the wittwe ^-^ page; 
ÚwÚ and ^.^ twuwy ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Page :3 is OwO an >w< honyest xDD man. uWu Nyevew :3 a UwU wife in 
Windsor weads :3 a better life than ^.^ she ^-^ does; ^-^ do what ^.^ she wiww, 
uWu say what ^.^ she wiww, UwU take aww, pay aww, >w< go ^-^ to bed when ^.^ she 
wist, xDD wise when ^.^ she wist, >w< aww :3 is as ^.^ she wiww; ÚwÚ and ^.^ twuwy ^.^ she 
^-^ desewves xDD it; uWu fow ^-^ if there >w< be :3 a >w< kind ^-^ woman in Windsor, ^.^ she 
:3 is ^w^ onye. You >w< must ^-^ send xDD hew >_> youw ^-^ page; nyo wemedy. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ Why, I uWu wiww. 
QUICKWY. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but ^-^ do OwO so then; :3 and, ÚwÚ wook you, ^.^ he ^-^ may come 
ÚwÚ and >w< go :3 between you ^-^ both; ÚwÚ and in ^-^ any UwU case ^.^ have :3 a 
:3 nyay-wowd, UwU that you ^-^ may xDD knyow ^-^ onye x3 anyothew's UwU mind, ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 boy 
never :3 nyeed ^-^ to undewstand ^-^ any uWu thing; uWu fow 'tis ^.^ nyot good UwU that 
chiwdwen shouwd xDD knyow ^-^ any wickedness. Old >_> fowks, you 
>w< knyow, ^.^ have OwO discwetion, as uWu they ÚwÚ say, ÚwÚ and xDD knyow OwO the world. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Fawe ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ commend me ^-^ to them >_> both. 
There's my :3 puwse; I x3 am ÚwÚ yet >w< thy x3 debtow. UwU Boy, >w< go ÚwÚ awong with 
:3 this OwO woman. [Exeunt :33 QUICKWY ÚwÚ and ROBIN] :3 This UwU nyews 
uWu distwacts >_> me. 
ÚwÚ PISTOW. ^-^ [Aside] :3 This :33 punk :3 is ^-^ onye >_> of :33 Cupid's cawwiews; 
Clap uWu on ^-^ mowe sails; OwO puwsue; OwO up with >_> youw fights; 
>w< Give uWu fiwe; ^.^ she :3 is my prize, ^w^ ow :33 ocean whelm them all! Exit 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Say'st :3 thou so, ^.^ owd Jack; >w< go >w< thy ways; I'll ^-^ make 
^-^ mowe >_> of >w< thy ^.^ owd ÚwÚ body than I ^.^ have >w< donye. uWu Wiww uWu they ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ wook 
aftew OwO thee? uWu Wiwt thou, aftew OwO the ÚwÚ expense >_> of OwO so >w< much >_> monyey, 
>w< be :3 nyow :3 a >_< gainyew? Good body, I :3 thank thee. >_> Wet them uWu say 
'tis ^.^ gwosswy done; OwO so ^.^ it >w< be ^w^ faiwwy >_< donye, nyo OwO mattew. 

x3 Entew BAWDOWPH 

:33 BAWDOWPH. Sir :33 John, :33 thewe's ^-^ onye ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Bwook x3 bewow would 
fain speak with you, ÚwÚ and >w< be acquainted with OwO you; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath 
x3 sent >_> youw wowship :3 a ^w^ moming's :3 dwaught >_> of x3 sack. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. ;;w;; Bwook :3 is his name? 
:33 BAWDOWPH. >w< Ay, sir. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Caww him in. xDD [Exit x3 BAWDOWPH] Such >_< Bwooks awe 
^-^ wewcome ^-^ to uWu me, UwU that :3 o'ewfwows such >_> wiquow. xDD Ah, ^-^ ha! ^w^ Mistwess 
xDD Fowd ÚwÚ and ^w^ Mistwess >_< Page, ^.^ have I uWu encompass'd you? uWu Go to; 
UwU via! 

;;w;; We-entew ^w^ BAWDOWPH, with FORD uWu disguised 

FOWD. ^w^ Bwess you, :3 siw! 
OwO FAWSTAFF. And you, :3 siw! Wouwd you speak with x3 me? 
FOWD. I ^-^ make bowd ^-^ to press with OwO so wittwe pwepawation x3 upon 
you. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ You'we welcome. What's >_> youw x3 wiww? >w< Give OwO us leave, 
;;w;; dwawew. Exit BAWDOWPH 
FOWD. >_> Siw, I x3 am :3 a ^-^ gentweman UwU that ^.^ have spent :33 much; my name 
:3 is Bwook. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Good ^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, I desiwe ^-^ mowe >_> acquaintance 
>_> of you. 
FOWD. Good Sir :33 John, I >w< sue uWu fow yours-not ^-^ to chawge OwO you; uWu fow I 
>w< must let you undewstand I ÚwÚ think ^-^ mysewf in better plight uWu fow 
:3 a ^.^ wendew than you ;;w;; awe; OwO the ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath xDD something 
embold'ned me ^-^ to :3 this ÚwÚ unseason'd >_> intwusion; uWu fow uWu they ÚwÚ say, ^-^ if 
money >w< go OwO befowe, >w< aww ^-^ ways ^-^ do lie xDD open. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Money :3 is :3 a good ^-^ sowdiew, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww x3 on. 
FOWD. :33 Twoth, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have :3 a x3 bag >_> of money here twoubwes me; ^-^ if 
you uWu wiww ^w^ hewp ^-^ to bear it, Sir :33 John, UwU take aww, ^w^ ow ^.^ hawf, uWu fow ^w^ easing 
me >_> of OwO the cawwiage. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> Siw, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how I ^-^ may deserve ^-^ to >w< be >_> youw 
powtew. 
FOWD. I uWu wiww tell you, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ if you uWu wiww ^w^ give me OwO the ÚwÚ heawing. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. xDD Speak, good ^-^ Mastew OwO Bwook; I uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ gwad ^-^ to >w< be 
>_> youw sewvant. 
FOWD. >_> Siw, I hear you awe :3 a uWu schowaw-I uWu wiww >w< be bwief with you 
-and you ^.^ have >_< been :3 a man wong OwO knyown ^-^ to uWu me, >w< though I 
xDD had never OwO so good :3 means as desiwe ^-^ to ^-^ make ^-^ mysewf acquainted 
with you. I uWu shaww ÚwÚ discuvw :3 a xDD thing ^-^ to you, wherein 
I >w< must vewy >w< much uWu way open >_< minye >_> own ^-^ impewfection; ;;w;; but, 
good Sir :33 John, as you ^.^ have ^-^ onye eye x3 upon my ^.^ fowwies, as you 
hear them ^w^ unfowded, xDD tuwn another OwO into OwO the UwU wegistew >_> of >_> youw 
own, UwU that I ^-^ may xDD pass with :3 a wepwoof OwO the easiew, x3 sith you 
yourself xDD knyow how :33 easy :3 is ^.^ it ^-^ to >w< be such OwO an offendew. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Very well, siw; :3 pwoceed. 
FOWD. Thewe :3 is :3 a ;;w;; gentwewoman in :3 this ;;w;; town, xDD hew >_< husband's 
name :3 is uWu Fowd. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Weww, sir. 
FOWD. I ^.^ have wong :33 wov'd UwU hew, :3 and, I uWu pwotest ^-^ to you, bestowed 
>w< much uWu on UwU hew; ^-^ fowwowed xDD hew with :3 a doting >_< obsewvance; 
engwoss'd UwU oppowtunyities ^-^ to ^.^ meet UwU hew; ^-^ fee'd every ^w^ swight >w< occasion 
UwU that :33 couwd uWu but niggardly ^w^ give me OwO sight >_> of UwU hew; ^.^ nyot 
only bought many pwesents ^-^ to ^w^ give UwU hew, uWu but ^.^ have >w< given 
>_< wawgewy ^-^ to many ^-^ to xDD knyow what ^.^ she would ^.^ have given; 
:3 bwiefwy, I ^.^ have ;;w;; puwsu'd xDD hew as love ;;w;; hath UwU puwsued me; ;;w;; which 
;;w;; hath >_< been uWu on OwO the x3 wing >_> of >w< aww occasions. But >_> whatsoevew I 
^.^ have uWu mewited, ;;w;; eithew in my :33 mind ^w^ ow in my means, xDD meed, I 
x3 am ;;w;; suwe, I ^.^ have >_< weceived x3 nyonye, unwess experience >w< be :3 a jewel; 
UwU that I ^.^ have ;;w;; puwchased at OwO an >_< infinyite :3 wate, ÚwÚ and UwU that ;;w;; hath 
^w^ taught me ^-^ to uWu say :33 this: 
;;w;; 'Wuv >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; shadow flies when xDD substance love pursues; 
:33 Puwsuing UwU that UwU that x3 fwies, ÚwÚ and fwying what ^w^ puwsues.' 
OwO FAWSTAFF. >_< Have you receiv'd nyo pwomise >_> of satisfaction at 
xDD hew ^-^ hands? 
FOWD. >_< Nyevew. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. >_< Have you importun'd xDD hew ^-^ to such :3 a purpose? 
FOWD. >_< Nyevew. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. x3 Of what ;;w;; quawity ÚwÚ was >_> youw love, ^.^ then? 
FOWD. ;;w;; Wike :3 a fair house built uWu on another ÚwÚ man's ground; OwO so 
UwU that I ^.^ have lost my edifice uWu by mistaking OwO the place xDD whewe 
>w< ewected it. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ To what OwO puwpose ^.^ have you :3 unfowded :3 this ^-^ to x3 me? 
FOWD. When I ^.^ have told you UwU that, I ^.^ have told you all. uWu Some 
uWu say UwU that >w< though ^.^ she :3 appeaw >w< honyest ^-^ to uWu me, ÚwÚ yet in uWu othew 
OwO pwaces ^.^ she >w< enwawgeth xDD hew uWu miwth OwO so :3 faw UwU that there :3 is >_< shwewd 
constwuction :3 made >_> of :3 hew. Nyow, Sir :33 John, here :3 is OwO the OwO heawt 
>_> of my UwU puwpose: you awe :3 a ^-^ gentweman >_> of excellent 
breeding, ^.^ admiwabwe discouwse, >_> of gweat >_> admittance, authentic in 
>_> youw place ÚwÚ and ^.^ pewson, generally >_< awwow'd uWu fow >_> youw many 
war-like, courtlike, ÚwÚ and ^w^ weawnyed xDD pwepawations. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. :33 O, :3 siw! 
FOWD. >_< Bewieve it, uWu fow you xDD knyow it. Thewe :3 is money; uWu spend it, 
uWu spend xDD it; uWu spend ^-^ mowe; uWu spend >w< aww I ^.^ have; only ^w^ give me OwO so 
>w< much >_> of >_> youw UwU time in exchange >_> of ^.^ it as ^-^ to uWu way OwO an amiable 
^w^ siege ^-^ to OwO the xDD honyesty >_> of :3 this Ford's ^-^ wife; ;;w;; use >_> youw art >_> of 
wooing, ^.^ win xDD hew ^-^ to consent ^-^ to OwO you; ^-^ if ^-^ any man >w< may, you 
^-^ may as >_> soon as any. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Wouwd ^.^ it OwO appwy ;;w;; weww ^-^ to OwO the :3 vehemency >_> of >_> youw 
affection, UwU that I shouwd ^.^ win what you would enjoy? 
x3 Methinks you prescribe ^-^ to yourself vewy preposterously. 
FOWD. :33 O, undewstand my dwift. She dwells OwO so OwO secuwewy uWu on OwO the 
x3 excewwency >_> of xDD hew uWu honyouw UwU that OwO the ^.^ fowwy >_> of my ^w^ souw dawes 
^.^ nyot ÚwÚ pwesent itself; ^.^ she :3 is xDD too UwU bwight ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ wook'd >_> against. 
Nyow, :33 couwd I come ^-^ to xDD hew with ^-^ any :33 detection in my ;;w;; hand, 
my desires xDD had instance ÚwÚ and awgument ^-^ to ÚwÚ commend :3 themsewves; 
I :33 couwd ÚwÚ dwive xDD hew then ^-^ fwom OwO the OwO wawd >_> of xDD hew purity, 
xDD hew uWu weputation, xDD hew mawwiage vow, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ thousand uWu othew xDD hew 
>_> defences, ;;w;; which :3 nyow awe xDD too xDD too stwongwy UwU embattw'd x3 against 
>_> me. What uWu say you to't, Sir xDD John? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, I uWu wiww ^.^ fiwst ^-^ make bowd with >_> youw 
money; nyext, ^w^ give me >_> youw >w< hand; ÚwÚ and ^w^ wast, as I x3 am :3 a ;;w;; gentweman, 
you ^-^ shaww, ^-^ if you wiww, enjoy Ford's wife. 
FOWD. :3 O good :3 siw! 
OwO FAWSTAFF. I uWu say you shall. 
FOWD. Want nyo >_> monyey, Sir x3 John; you uWu shaww UwU want none. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Want nyo ^w^ Mistwess >_< Fowd, ^-^ Mastew OwO Bwook; you uWu shaww 
UwU want none. I uWu shaww >w< be with UwU hew, I ^-^ may tell you, uWu by xDD hew >_> own 
>w< appointment; x3 even as you came in ^-^ to me xDD hew ÚwÚ assistant, ^w^ ow 
^.^ go-between, x3 pawted ^-^ fwom me; I uWu say I uWu shaww >w< be with xDD hew :3 between 
>w< ten ÚwÚ and ^w^ eweven; uWu fow at UwU that UwU time OwO the x3 jeawous UwU wascawwy 
>_< knyave, xDD hew xDD husband, uWu wiww >w< be fowth. Come you ^-^ to me at 
>_< nyight; you uWu shaww xDD knyow how I x3 speed. 
FOWD. I x3 am bwest in >_> youw :33 acquaintance. Do you xDD knyow >_< Fowd, 
OwO Siw? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. >w< Hang ^w^ him, UwU poow :33 cuckowdwy knave! I xDD knyow him 
not; ÚwÚ yet I :33 wwong him ^-^ to caww him >_< poow; uWu they uWu say OwO the 
x3 jeawous OwO wittowwy ^.^ knyave ;;w;; hath xDD masses >_> of money; uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; which 
his UwU wife uWu seems ^-^ to me well-favour'd. I uWu wiww ;;w;; use xDD hew as OwO the 
;;w;; key >_> of OwO the :33 cuckowdwy :3 wogue's ^.^ coffew; ÚwÚ and :33 thewe's my ^-^ hawvest-home. 
FOWD. I would you knew >_< Fowd, ;;w;; siw, UwU that you UwU might UwU avoid him 
^-^ if you ^-^ saw >_> him. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. >w< Hang ^w^ him, mechanyicaw ^.^ sawt-buttew wogue! I uWu wiww 
^-^ stawe him >_< out >_> of his UwU wits; I uWu wiww awe him with my UwU cudgew; 
^.^ it uWu shaww >_> hang >_< wike :3 a ^w^ meteow o'ew OwO the OwO cuckowd's howns. ^-^ Mastew 
>_< Bwook, :3 thou ^-^ shawt xDD knyow I uWu wiww pwedominyate xDD uvw OwO the 
peasant, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt lie with his wife. Come ^-^ to me >_> soon at 
^-^ nyight. Ford's :3 a >_< knyave, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww aggravate his ^w^ stywe; thou, 
^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, ^-^ shawt xDD knyow him uWu fow ^.^ knyave ÚwÚ and cuckold. 
Come ^-^ to me >_> soon at ^-^ nyight. Exit 
FOWD. What :3 a :33 damn'd >_> Epicuwean >w< wascaw :3 is x3 this! UwU My OwO heawt :3 is 
ready ^-^ to >_< cwack with >_< impatience. OwO Who :33 says :3 this :3 is improvident 
jeawousy? UwU My UwU wife ;;w;; hath x3 sent ^-^ to him; OwO the hour :3 is ^w^ fix'd; 
OwO the ^-^ match :3 is ^.^ made. Wouwd ^-^ any man ^.^ have ^w^ thought uWu this? ^w^ See 
OwO the heww >_> of having :3 a false woman! UwU My bed uWu shaww >w< be abus'd, 
my OwO coffews :33 wansack'd, my weputation gnyawn at; ÚwÚ and I uWu shaww 
^.^ nyot only weceive :3 this >_< viwwainyous ^.^ wwong, uWu but ^.^ stand uWu undew OwO the 
xDD adoption >_> of abominable terms, ÚwÚ and uWu by him UwU that OwO does me 
:3 this ^.^ wwong. ^.^ Tewms! x3 nyames! Amaimon x3 sounds ;;w;; weww; Lucifer, 
;;w;; weww; Bawbason, ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ yet uWu they awe ;;w;; deviws' :3 additions, OwO the >_< nyames 
>_> of ;;w;; fiends. But cuckowd! UwU Wittow! Cuckowd! OwO the ^w^ deviw ^-^ himsewf 
;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot such :3 a >w< nyame. ;;w;; Page :3 is OwO an ass, :3 a secure :3 ass; ^.^ he uWu wiww xDD twust 
his ^-^ wife; ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be ^.^ jeawous; I uWu wiww wathew xDD twust :3 a Fleming 
with my xDD buttew, ^-^ Pawson :33 Hugh OwO the Welshman with my 
xDD cheese, OwO an uWu Iwishman with my UwU aqua-vitae bottle, ^w^ ow :3 a ^w^ thief ^-^ to 
ÚwÚ wawk my >_> ambwing ÚwÚ gewding, than my UwU wife with :33 hewsewf. ;;w;; Then 
^.^ she pwots, then ^.^ she ruminates, then ^.^ she ^w^ devises; ÚwÚ and what 
uWu they ÚwÚ think in theiw hearts uWu they ^-^ may >_> effect, uWu they uWu wiww >_< bweak 
theiw hearts uWu but uWu they uWu wiww >w< effect. :3 God >w< be ^.^ pwais'd uWu fow my 
jealousy! >_< Eweven o'cwock OwO the hour. I uWu wiww >w< pwevent this, uWu detect 
my xDD wife, >w< be reveng'd uWu on Falstaff, ÚwÚ and waugh at ^w^ Page. 
I uWu wiww about xDD it; better three ^w^ houws xDD too >_> soon than :3 a :3 minyute 
xDD too late. :33 Fie, ^.^ fie, fie! cuckowd! cuckowd! cuckowd! Exit 




^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. 

OwO A field ;;w;; nyeaw Windsor 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ CAIUS ÚwÚ and OwO WUGBY 

>w< CAIUS. x3 Jack >w< Wugby! 
RUGBY. OwO Siw? 
>w< CAIUS. ;;w;; Vat :3 is ^.^ de clock, >_> Jack? 
RUGBY. ^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ past OwO the xDD houw, ;;w;; siw, UwU that Sir :33 Hugh OwO pwomis'd ^-^ to 
ÚwÚ meet. 
>w< CAIUS. By ^-^ gaw, ^.^ he >_> has :33 save his ^w^ souw dat ^.^ he :3 is nyo x3 come; ^.^ he >_> has 
pray his Pibwe ;;w;; weww dat ^.^ he :3 is nyo x3 come; uWu by ^-^ gaw, x3 Jack ^.^ Wugby, 
^.^ he :3 is UwU dead uWu awweady, ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be come. 
RUGBY. ÚwÚ He :3 is ÚwÚ wise, siw; ^.^ he knew >_> youw wowship would :33 kiww 
him ^-^ if ^.^ he x3 came. 
>w< CAIUS. By ^-^ gaw, ^.^ de >_> hewwing :3 is nyo UwU dead OwO so as I viww :33 kiww >_> him. ;;w;; Take 
>_> youw rapier, Jack; I viww tell you how I viww :33 kiww >_> him. 
RUGBY. ^.^ Awas, ;;w;; siw, I cannyot fence! 
>w< CAIUS. >w< Viwwainy, UwU take >_> youw >_< wapiew. 
RUGBY. Fowbeaw; >w< hewe's :33 company. 

x3 Entew xDD HOST, >_> SHAWWOW, ^w^ SWENDEW, ÚwÚ and :3 PAGE 

HOST. ^w^ Bwess ^.^ thee, bully >_< doctow! 
SHALLOW. ÚwÚ Save you, ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Doctow Caius! 
UwU PAGE. Nyow, good ^-^ Mastew xDD Doctow! 
SLENDER. >w< Give you good ^.^ mowwow, sir. 
>w< CAIUS. ;;w;; Vat >w< be >w< aww you, one, ^-^ two, xDD twee, :3 fouw, come xDD fow? 
HOST. ÚwÚ To UwU see ÚwÚ thee fight, ^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ thee UwU foin, ^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ thee twavewse; 
^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ thee :3 thewe; ^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ thee xDD pass >w< thy 
^.^ punto, >w< thy OwO stock, >w< thy ^.^ wevewse, >w< thy :33 distance, >w< thy ^.^ montant. 
^-^ Is ^.^ he OwO dead, my ;;w;; Ethiopian? ^-^ Is ^.^ he OwO dead, my Fwancisco? Ha, 
bully! What :33 says my ^.^ Aescuwapius? my ÚwÚ Gawen? my OwO heawt 
>_> of ewdew? Ha! :3 is ^.^ he OwO dead, bully stawe? ^-^ Is ^.^ he ;;w;; dead? 
>w< CAIUS. By ^-^ gaw, ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ de cowawd x3 Jack pwiest >_> of ^.^ de ;;w;; wowwd; ^.^ he :3 is 
^.^ nyot show his face. 
HOST. Thou art :3 a >w< Castawion-King-Uwinyaw. >_< Hectow >_> of Greece, 
my :33 boy! 
>w< CAIUS. I pray you, bear witness UwU that me ^.^ have stay OwO six ^w^ ow 
^-^ seven, two twee ^w^ houws uWu fow ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is nyo come. 
SHALLOW. ÚwÚ He :3 is OwO the uWu wisew man, ^-^ Mastew Doctow: ^.^ he :3 is :3 a :33 cuwew 
>_> of souls, ÚwÚ and you :3 a :33 cuwew >_> of ^-^ bodies; ^-^ if you shouwd fight, 
you >w< go x3 against OwO the >_< haiw >_> of >_> youw >w< pwofessions. ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot true, 
^-^ Mastew ^w^ Page? 
UwU PAGE. ^-^ Mastew Shawwow, you ^.^ have yourself >_< been :3 a gweat x3 fightew, 
>w< though :3 nyow :3 a man >_> of ^-^ peace. 
SHALLOW. >_< Bodykins, ^-^ Mastew >_< Page, >w< though I :3 nyow >w< be >_> owd, ÚwÚ and 
>_> of OwO the :3 peace, ^-^ if I UwU see :3 a >_< swowd out, my fingew >_< itches ^-^ to ^-^ make 
^w^ onye. ^-^ Though ^-^ we awe >_> justices, ÚwÚ and doctors, ÚwÚ and chuwchmen, 
^-^ Mastew >_< Page, ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< some salt >_> of ^-^ ouw xDD youth in >_< us; ^-^ we awe 
OwO the >_< sons >_> of :3 women, ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Page. 
UwU PAGE. ^.^ 'Tis true, ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Shawwow. 
SHALLOW. ^w^ It uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; found so, ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Page. ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Doctow 
ÚwÚ CAIUS, I come ^-^ to ÚwÚ fetch you UwU home. I x3 am sworn >_> of OwO the ^w^ peace; 
you ^.^ have show'd yourself :3 a xDD wise ^-^ physician, ÚwÚ and Sir :33 Hugh 
;;w;; hath shown ^-^ himsewf :3 a xDD wise ÚwÚ and uWu patient chuwchman. You 
>w< must >w< go with uWu me, ^-^ Mastew ^.^ Doctow. 
HOST. >_> Pawdon, Guest >_> Justice. OwO A ;;w;; wowd, ^-^ Mounseuw Mockwater. 
>w< CAIUS. Mock-vatew! ;;w;; Vat :3 is ;;w;; dat? 
HOST. :3 Mockwatew, in ^-^ ouw Engwish tongue, :3 is valour, buwwy. 
>w< CAIUS. By ^-^ gaw, then I ^.^ have as >w< much :33 mockvatew as ^.^ de UwU Engwishman. 
>w< Scuwvy x3 jack-dog UwU pwiest! By ^-^ gaw, me viww ÚwÚ cut his x3 eaws. 
HOST. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww cwappew-cwaw ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ tightwy, buwwy. 
>w< CAIUS. >_< Cwappew-de-cwaw! ;;w;; Vat :3 is ;;w;; dat? 
HOST. :33 That ;;w;; is, ^.^ he uWu wiww ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee :3 amends. 
>w< CAIUS. By ^-^ gaw, me ^-^ do ÚwÚ wook ^.^ he uWu shaww clapper-de-claw me; for, 
uWu by ^-^ gaw, me viww ^.^ have it. 
HOST. And I uWu wiww >_< pwovoke him to't, ^w^ ow let him uWu wag. 
>w< CAIUS. >w< Me tank you uWu fow >_< dat. 
HOST. And, x3 moweuvw, bully-but >_> fiwst: >_> [Aside ^-^ to OwO the >_> othews] 
^-^ Mastew >_> Guest, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Mastew >_< Page, ÚwÚ and UwU eke OwO Cavaweiwo x3 Swendew, 
>w< go you OwO thwough OwO the ^-^ town ^-^ to OwO Fwogmowe. 
UwU PAGE. ^-^ [Aside] Sir :33 Hugh :3 is there, :3 is x3 he? 
HOST. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ thewe. ^w^ See what humouw ^.^ he :3 is in; ÚwÚ and 
I uWu wiww bwing OwO the doctow about uWu by OwO the ^.^ fiewds. uWu Wiww ^.^ it ^-^ do uWu weww? 
SHALLOW. ^-^ [Aside] We uWu wiww ^-^ do it. 
^-^ PAGE, >_> SHAWWOW, ÚwÚ and SLENDER. Adieu, good ^-^ Mastew ^.^ Doctow. 
>_< Exeunt ^-^ PAGE, >_> SHAWWOW, ÚwÚ and SLENDER 
>w< CAIUS. By ^-^ gaw, me viww :33 kiww ^.^ de xDD pwiest; uWu fow ^.^ he speak uWu fow :3 a OwO jack- 
an-ape ^-^ to >_> Annye ^w^ Page. 
HOST. >_> Wet him ^-^ die. >_< Sheathe >w< thy >w< impatience; thwow x3 cowd >w< watew 
uWu on >w< thy ^w^ chowew; >w< go about OwO the fields with me OwO thwough uWu Fwogmowe; 
I uWu wiww bwing ÚwÚ thee xDD whewe ^w^ Mistwess >_> Annye ;;w;; Page ;;w;; is, at :3 a :3 a 
farm-house, OwO a-feasting; ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^w^ woo :3 hew. ;;w;; Cwied 
OwO game! :33 Said I uWu weww? 
>w< CAIUS. By ^-^ gaw, me x3 dank you vor ;;w;; dat; uWu by ^-^ gaw, I love OwO you; ÚwÚ and 
I uWu shaww >_< pwocuwe-a you ^.^ de good guest, ^.^ de eaww, ^.^ de :3 knyight, ^.^ de 
x3 wowds, ^.^ de gentlemen, my OwO patients. 
HOST. >_< Fow OwO the ;;w;; which I uWu wiww >w< be >w< thy OwO advewsawy towawd >_> Annye 
^w^ Page. :33 Said I uWu weww? 
>w< CAIUS. By ^-^ gaw, 'tis >w< good; :33 veww ^w^ said. 
HOST. >_> Wet OwO us :3 wag, xDD then. 
>w< CAIUS. Come at my heels, x3 Jack ^-^ Wugby. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT x3 III ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. 

OwO A field ;;w;; nyeaw Frogmore 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH xDD EVANS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIMPWE 

x3 EVANS. I pray you nyow, good ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Swendew's OwO sewving-man, 
ÚwÚ and fwiend Simple uWu by >_> youw uWu nyame, ;;w;; which uWu way ^.^ have you 
^.^ wook'd uWu fow ^-^ Mastew UwU Caius, UwU that calls ^-^ himsewf ^w^ Doctow >_> of 
Physic? 
SIMPLE. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, OwO the >_> pittie-wawd, OwO the park-ward; every 
OwO way; ^.^ owd Windsor >_< way, ÚwÚ and every uWu way uWu but OwO the ^-^ town way. 
x3 EVANS. I UwU most :3 fehementwy desiwe you you uWu wiww ÚwÚ awso ÚwÚ wook UwU that 
way. 
SIMPLE. I wiww, Siw. Exit 
x3 EVANS. :3 Pwess my >_> souw, how :33 fuww >_> of >_> chowwows I OwO am, ÚwÚ and >_> twempwing 
>_> of mind! I uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ gwad ^-^ if ^.^ he ^.^ have >w< deceived >_> me. OwO How 
^-^ mewanchowies I am! I uWu wiww UwU knyog his ;;w;; uwinyaws about his xDD knyave's 
^.^ costawd when I ^.^ have ^.^ goot UwU oppowtunyities uWu fow OwO the owk. :3 Pwess 
my UwU souw! [Sings] 
ÚwÚ To shawwow >_> wivews, ^-^ to uWu whose ^.^ fawws 
:33 Mewodious :33 biwds ;;w;; sings ^-^ madwigaws; 
Thewe uWu wiww ^-^ we ^-^ make ^-^ ouw uWu peds >_> of xDD woses, 
And :3 a ^w^ thousand ^-^ fwagwant >w< posies. 
ÚwÚ To >w< shawwow- 
uWu Mewcy uWu on UwU me! I ^.^ have :3 a gweat dispositions ^-^ to cry. [Sings] 
:33 Mewodious :33 biwds sing madrigals- 
x3 Whenyas I xDD sat in :33 Pabywon- 
And :3 a ^w^ thousand vagwam >w< posies. 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ shawwow, etc. 

;;w;; We-entew ÚwÚ SIMPWE 

SIMPLE. Yondew ^.^ he ;;w;; is, UwU coming :3 this >_< way, Sir x3 Hugh. 
x3 EVANS. >w< He's welcome. [Sings] 
ÚwÚ To shawwow >_> wivews, ^-^ to uWu whose >_> fawws- 
xDD Heaven ^w^ pwospew OwO the OwO wight! What weapons :3 is x3 he? 
SIMPLE. :3 Nyo x3 weapons, sir. Thewe comes my :3 mastew, ^-^ Mastew 
Shawwow, ÚwÚ and another ;;w;; gentweman, ^-^ fwom ^.^ Fwogmowe, xDD uvw OwO the 
stiwe, :3 this way. 
x3 EVANS. ;;w;; Pway you ^w^ give me my UwU gown; ^w^ ow ewse ^-^ keep ^.^ it in >_> youw 
arms. [Takes >_< out :3 a book] 

x3 Entew ^-^ PAGE, >_> SHAWWOW, ÚwÚ and SLENDER 

SHALLOW. OwO How nyow, ^-^ Mastew Pawson! Good ^.^ mowwow, good 
Sir x3 Hugh. Keep :3 a :3 gamestew ^-^ fwom OwO the ÚwÚ dice, ÚwÚ and :3 a good student 
^-^ fwom his book, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 is >_> wondewfuw. 
SLENDER. ^-^ [Aside] xDD Ah, ^w^ sweet >_> Annye Page! 
UwU PAGE. ÚwÚ Save you, good Sir ^w^ Hugh! 
x3 EVANS. :3 Pwess you ^-^ fwom his UwU mewcy UwU sake, >w< aww >_> of xDD you! 
SHALLOW. >_> What, OwO the >_< swowd ÚwÚ and OwO the word! Do you study 
them ^.^ both, ^-^ Mastew Pawson? 
UwU PAGE. And youthfuw stiww, in >_> youw ÚwÚ doubwet ÚwÚ and >_> hose, :3 this OwO waw 
:3 wheumatic xDD day! 
x3 EVANS. Thewe :3 is reasons ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ causes uWu fow it. 
UwU PAGE. We awe come ^-^ to you ^-^ to ^-^ do :3 a good >_> office, ^-^ Mastew 
Pawson. 
x3 EVANS. Fery ;;w;; weww; what :3 is it? 
UwU PAGE. Yondew :3 is :3 a UwU most OwO wevewend ;;w;; gentweman, :3 who, belike having 
>_< weceived :33 wwong uWu by >w< some ^.^ pewson, :3 is at UwU most >_> odds with 
his >_> own gwavity ÚwÚ and >_< patience UwU that >w< evew you >w< saw. 
SHALLOW. I ^.^ have :33 wived fouwscowe years ÚwÚ and ^-^ upwawd; I never 
heard :3 a man >_> of his place, ÚwÚ gwavity, ÚwÚ and weawnying, OwO so ^-^ wide >_> of 
his >_> own :33 wespect. 
x3 EVANS. What :3 is x3 he? 
UwU PAGE. I ÚwÚ think you xDD knyow UwU him: ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Doctow UwU Caius, OwO the 
renowned xDD Fwench physician. 
x3 EVANS. ;;w;; Got's uWu wiww ÚwÚ and his passion >_> of my >_< heawt! I xDD had as OwO wief 
you would tell me >_> of :3 a UwU mess >_> of powwidge. 
UwU PAGE. Why? 
x3 EVANS. ÚwÚ He >_> has nyo ^-^ mowe knowledge in Hibocrates ÚwÚ and 
UwU Gawen, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is :3 a ^.^ knyave >_> besides-a >_> cowawdwy ^.^ knyave as you 
would desires ^-^ to >w< be acquainted :3 withaw. 
UwU PAGE. I ;;w;; wawwant you, :33 he's OwO the man shouwd fight with >_> him. 
SLENDER. ^-^ [Aside] :3 O ^w^ sweet >_> Annye Page! 
SHALLOW. ^w^ It >_> appeaws so, uWu by his weapons. Keep them asundew; 
here comes ^w^ Doctow Caius. 

x3 Entew xDD HOST, ÚwÚ CAIUS, ÚwÚ and OwO WUGBY 

UwU PAGE. ;;w;; Nyay, good ^-^ Mastew :33 Pawson, ^-^ keep in >_> youw weapon. 
SHALLOW. ^w^ So ^-^ do you, good ^-^ Mastew ^.^ Doctow. 
HOST. Disarm ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and let them ÚwÚ question; let them ^-^ keep 
theiw wimbs xDD whowe ÚwÚ and UwU hack ^-^ ouw Engwish. 
>w< CAIUS. I pray you, OwO wet-a me speak :3 a >_> wowd with >_> youw OwO eaw. 
ÚwÚ Vewefowe uWu wiww you ^.^ nyot OwO meet-a x3 me? 
x3 EVANS. >_> [Aside ^-^ to uWu CAIUS] ;;w;; Pway you ;;w;; use >_> youw patience; in 
good xDD time. 
>w< CAIUS. By ^-^ gaw, you awe ^.^ de xDD cowawd, ^.^ de x3 Jack dog, uWu John ape. 
x3 EVANS. >_> [Aside ^-^ to uWu CAIUS] ;;w;; Pway you, let OwO us ^.^ nyot >w< be 
:33 waughing-stocks ^-^ to uWu othew xDD men's >_> humouws; I desiwe you in 
^.^ fwiendship, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^-^ onye uWu way ^w^ ow uWu othew ^-^ make you :3 amends. 
[Aloud] I uWu wiww UwU knyog >_> youw ;;w;; uwinyaws about >_> youw xDD knyave's cogscomb 
uWu fow >_> missing >_> youw meetings ÚwÚ and ^.^ appointments. 
>w< CAIUS. Diable! x3 Jack Rugby-mine :33 Host ^.^ de Jarteer-have I 
^.^ nyot stay uWu fow him ^-^ to :33 kiww OwO him? >_< Have I ;;w;; nyot, at ^.^ de place I >_> did 
appoint? 
x3 EVANS. UwU As I x3 am :3 a :3 Chwistians >_> souw, nyow, ÚwÚ wook you, :3 this :3 is OwO the 
place >_< appointed. I'll >w< be ÚwÚ judgment uWu by >_< minye host >_> of OwO the 
Gawtew. 
HOST. Peace, I ÚwÚ say, x3 Gawwia ÚwÚ and ^-^ Gauw, xDD Fwench ÚwÚ and Welsh, 
:33 souw-cuwew ÚwÚ and body-curer. 
>w< CAIUS. >w< Ay, dat :3 is vewy uWu good! ^-^ excewwent! 
HOST. Peace, I >w< say. >w< Heaw >_< minye host >_> of OwO the Gawtew. OwO Am I 
x3 powitic? x3 am I subtle? x3 am I :3 a Machiavel? :33 Shaww I wose my 
doctow? Nyo; ^.^ he gives me OwO the >_> potions ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< motions. :33 Shaww I 
wose my ^.^ pawson, my :33 pwiest, my Sir :33 Hugh? Nyo; ^.^ he gives me 
OwO the proverbs ÚwÚ and OwO the noverbs. >w< Give me >w< thy ;;w;; hand, tewwestwiaw; 
ÚwÚ so. >w< Give me >w< thy ;;w;; hand, uWu cewestiaw; ÚwÚ so. :33 Boys >_> of :3 awt, I ^.^ have 
:33 deceiv'd you ^-^ both; I ^.^ have >_< diwected you ^-^ to :33 wwong ÚwÚ pwaces; 
>_> youw hearts awe >w< mighty, >_> youw ^.^ skins awe whole, ÚwÚ and let buwnt 
sack >w< be OwO the >_< issue. ^w^ Come, uWu way theiw >_> swowds ^-^ to pawn. Follow 
uWu me, lads >_> of ^w^ peace; x3 fowwow, x3 fowwow, OwO fowwow. 
SHALLOW. OwO Twust uWu me, :3 a mad ^w^ host. OwO Fowwow, gentlemen, OwO fowwow. 
SLENDER. ^-^ [Aside] :3 O ^w^ sweet >_> Annye Page! 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ÚwÚ CAIUS ÚwÚ and xDD EVANS 
>w< CAIUS. Ha, ^-^ do I pewceive ;;w;; dat? >_< Have you >w< make-a ^.^ de :3 sot >_> of >w< us, 
xDD ha, ha? 
x3 EVANS. :3 This :3 is ;;w;; weww; ^.^ he >_> has :3 made OwO us his UwU vwouting-stog. I 
desiwe you UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ may >w< be fwiends; ÚwÚ and let OwO us UwU knyog ^-^ ouw xDD pwains 
>_> togethew ^-^ to >w< be wevenge uWu on :3 this >_> same scaww, OwO scuwvy, ^.^ cogging 
^w^ companyion, OwO the host >_> of OwO the Gawtew. 
>w< CAIUS. By ^-^ gaw, with >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. ÚwÚ He pwomise ^-^ to bwing me 
xDD whewe :3 is >_> Annye UwU Page; uWu by ^-^ gaw, ^.^ he x3 deceive me ^w^ too. 
x3 EVANS. Weww, I uWu wiww x3 smite his xDD nyoddwes. ;;w;; Pway you OwO fowwow. 
>_< Exeunt 




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:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS 
PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE 
>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE 
DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS 
xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED 
COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY 
:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> 



^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. 

The uWu stweet in Windsor 

x3 Entew ;;w;; MISTWESS :3 PAGE ÚwÚ and xDD WOBIN 

uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ keep >_> youw >_< way, wittwe x3 gawwant; you ;;w;; wewe 
UwU wont ^-^ to >w< be :3 a :3 fowwowew, uWu but :3 nyow you awe :3 a weadew. :3 Whethew 
xDD had you wathew ;;w;; wead >_< minye >_> eyes, ^w^ ow eye >_> youw >_< mastew's heels? 
x3 WOBIN. I xDD had ^.^ wathew, :33 fowsooth, >w< go before you >_< wike :3 a man than 
follow him >_< wike :3 a >_> dwawf. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. :33 O, you awe :3 a :3 fwattewing >w< boy; :3 nyow I UwU see ^w^ you'ww >w< be :3 a 
^w^ couwtiew. 

x3 Entew FORD 

FOWD. ^.^ Weww met, ^w^ Mistwess ^w^ Page. Whither >w< go you? 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Twuwy, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to UwU see >_> youw wife. ^-^ Is ^.^ she at :3 home? 
FOWD. ÚwÚ Ay; ÚwÚ and as :33 idwe as ^.^ she ^-^ may >_> hang togethew, uWu fow UwU want >_> of 
:33 company. I xDD think, ^-^ if >_> youw >_> husbands ;;w;; wewe OwO dead, you two 
would uWu mawwy. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Be ^w^ suwe >_> of :33 that-two uWu othew x3 husbands. 
FOWD. :3 Whewe xDD had you :3 this pwetty weathewcock? 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. I cannyot tell what OwO the >_< dickens his name :3 is my 
xDD husband xDD had him >_> of. What ^-^ do you caww >_> youw :3 knyight's 
uWu nyame, sirrah? 
x3 WOBIN. Sir uWu John :33 Fawstaff. 
FOWD. Sir uWu John Falstaff! 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. >_< He, xDD he; I can never :3 hit on's >w< nyame. Thewe :3 is such 
:3 a >_> weague :3 between my good man ÚwÚ and >w< he! ^-^ Is >_> youw UwU wife at 
UwU home ^.^ indeed? 
FOWD. :3 Indeed ^.^ she is. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. By >_> youw leave, sir. I x3 am uWu sick ÚwÚ tiww I UwU see :3 hew. 
>_< Exeunt uWu MWS. :3 PAGE ÚwÚ and xDD WOBIN 
FOWD. xDD Has ;;w;; Page ^-^ any uWu bwains? ;;w;; Hath ^.^ he ^-^ any :3 eyes? ;;w;; Hath ^.^ he ^-^ any 
>_< thinking? Suwe, uWu they sleep; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath nyo ;;w;; use >_> of ^.^ them. ÚwÚ Why, 
:3 this :3 boy uWu wiww carry :3 a letter twenty UwU miwe as :33 easy as :3 a UwU cannyon 
uWu wiww >_> shoot pointblank twewve score. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; pieces >_< out his :3 wife's 
>_< incwinyation; ^.^ he gives xDD hew ^.^ fowwy motion ÚwÚ and ;;w;; advantage; ÚwÚ and 
:3 nyow she's ^-^ going ^-^ to my xDD wife, ÚwÚ and Falstaff's :3 boy with :3 hew. OwO A 
man ^-^ may hear :3 this >_< show'w sing in OwO the wind. And Falstaff's 
:3 boy with her! Good plots! ^.^ They awe :33 waid; ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw UwU wevowted 
;;w;; wives share uWu damnyation >w< togethew. ^-^ Weww; I uWu wiww UwU take ^w^ him, 
then >_> towtuwe my xDD wife, xDD pwuck OwO the OwO bowwowed >w< veiw >_> of x3 modesty 
^-^ fwom OwO the OwO so seeming ^w^ Mistwess >_< Page, xDD divuwge ;;w;; Page ^-^ himsewf 
uWu fow :3 a secure ÚwÚ and wilful uWu Actaeon; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^.^ these viowent proceedings 
>w< aww my xDD nyeighbouws uWu shaww x3 cwy ^.^ aim. [Clock >w< stwikes] 
The ^w^ cwock gives me my cue, ÚwÚ and my assuwance >_< bids me 
search; there I uWu shaww find :33 Fawstaff. I uWu shaww >w< be wathew ^.^ pwais'd 
uWu fow :3 this than ÚwÚ mock'd; uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is as ÚwÚ positive as OwO the :3 eawth :3 is ^w^ fiwm 
UwU that :3 Fawstaff :3 is ^.^ thewe. I uWu wiww ^.^ go. 

x3 Entew ^-^ PAGE, >_> SHAWWOW, ^w^ SWENDEW, xDD HOST, ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH x3 EVANS, 
ÚwÚ CAIUS, ÚwÚ and OwO WUGBY 

>_> SHAWWOW, ^-^ PAGE, >w< &C. ^.^ Weww met, ^-^ Mastew uWu Fowd. 
FOWD. OwO Twust uWu me, :3 a good knyot; I ^.^ have good :33 cheew at home, 
ÚwÚ and I pray you >w< aww >w< go with >_> me. 
SHALLOW. I >w< must ;;w;; excuse ÚwÚ mysewf, ^-^ Mastew uWu Fowd. 
SLENDER. And OwO so >w< must OwO I, siw; ^-^ we ^.^ have appointed ^-^ to uWu dinye with 
^w^ Mistwess UwU Annye, ÚwÚ and I would ^.^ nyot >_< bweak with xDD hew uWu fow ^-^ mowe 
money than I'll speak >_> of. 
SHALLOW. We ^.^ have ^.^ wingew'd about :3 a ^-^ match :3 between >_> Annye 
;;w;; Page ÚwÚ and my cousin x3 Swendew, ÚwÚ and :3 this :3 day ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ have 
^-^ ouw >w< answew. 
SLENDER. I >w< hope I ^.^ have >_> youw good wiww, fathew ^w^ Page. 
UwU PAGE. You x3 have, ^-^ Mastew ^.^ Swendew; I ^.^ stand xDD whowwy uWu fow you. But 
my xDD wife, ^-^ Mastew Doctor, :3 is uWu fow you ÚwÚ awtogethew. 
>w< CAIUS. >w< Ay, xDD be-gaw; ÚwÚ and ^.^ de maid :3 is x3 wuv-a me; my nyuwsh-a 
uWu Quickwy tell me OwO so >_> mush. 
HOST. What uWu say you ^-^ to x3 young ^-^ Mastew UwU Fenton? ÚwÚ He capers, 
^.^ he dances, ^.^ he >_> has eyes >_> of youth, ^.^ he ;;w;; wwites >_> vewses, ^.^ he ^-^ speaks 
uWu howiday, ^.^ he smewws :3 Apwiw ÚwÚ and :3 May; ^.^ he uWu wiww carry ;;w;; 't, ^.^ he uWu wiww 
carry 't; 'tis in his >_> buttons; ^.^ he uWu wiww carry 't. 
UwU PAGE. :3 Nyot uWu by my ^.^ consent, I pwomise you. The ^-^ gentweman :3 is 
>_> of nyo ^.^ having: ^.^ he ^-^ kept >_> company with OwO the wiwd Prince ÚwÚ and 
:33 Poins; ^.^ he :3 is >_> of xDD too UwU high :3 a ^-^ wegion, ^.^ he knows xDD too ^w^ much. No, 
^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot xDD knyit :3 a knot in his :3 fowtunyes with OwO the fingew >_> of 
my substance; ^-^ if ^.^ he UwU take UwU hew, let him UwU take xDD hew simply; OwO the 
wealth I ^.^ have >_< waits uWu on my ^.^ consent, ÚwÚ and my consent :33 goes 
^.^ nyot UwU that way. 
FOWD. I uWu beseech you, >w< heawtiwy, >w< some >_> of you >w< go UwU home with me 
^-^ to :33 dinnyew: >w< besides >_> youw cheew, you uWu shaww ^.^ have :33 spowt; I uWu wiww 
show you :3 a uWu monstew. ^-^ Mastew Doctor, you uWu shaww ^.^ go; OwO so uWu shaww 
you, ^-^ Mastew UwU Page; ÚwÚ and you, Sir x3 Hugh. 
SHALLOW. Weww, fare you ;;w;; weww; ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ have OwO the fweew 
:3 wooing at ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Page's. >_< Exeunt ^.^ SHAWWOW ÚwÚ and SLENDER 
>w< CAIUS. uWu Go home, uWu John ;;w;; Wugby; I come x3 anyon. Exit OwO WUGBY 
HOST. Faweweww, my ^.^ heawts; I uWu wiww ^-^ to my >w< honyest x3 knyight 
Falstaff, ÚwÚ and dwink x3 canyawy with >_> him. Exit OwO HOST 
FOWD. ^-^ [Aside] I ÚwÚ think I uWu shaww dwink in pipe-wine ^.^ fiwst with 
>_> him. I'll ^-^ make him dance. uWu Wiww you ÚwÚ go, >_< gentwes? 
ALL. >_< Have with you ^-^ to UwU see :3 this uWu monstew. >_< Exeunt 




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:33 SHAKESPEAWE IS COPYWIGHT 1990-1993 BY ;;w;; WOWWD WIBWAWY, ÚwÚ INC., AND IS 
PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE 
>_> WITH ;;w;; PEWMISSION. ELECTRONIC AND MACHINE >_< WEADABWE UwU COPIES OwO MAY :33 BE 
DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS 
xDD PEWSONyAW USE ONLY, AND >w< (2) ARE NOT DISTRIBUTED >w< OW >_< USED 
COMMEWCIAWWY. PWOHIBITED :33 COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION uWu INCWUDES BY :3 ANY 
:3 SEWVICE >_> THAT ^w^ CHAWGES FOR >w< DOWNWOAD OwO TIME >w< OW FOR MEMBERSHIP.>> 



^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. 

>_< FOWD'S house 

x3 Entew ;;w;; MISTWESS FORD ÚwÚ and ;;w;; MISTWESS :3 PAGE 

uWu MWS. FOWD. >_> What, UwU John! what, Robert! 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Quickly, >_< quickwy! ^-^ Is OwO the xDD buck-basket- 
uWu MWS. FOWD. I wawwant. >_> What, Robin, I :33 say! 

x3 Entew UwU SEWVANTS with :3 a basket 

uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ^w^ Come, xDD come, come. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. Here, xDD set ^.^ it down. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. >w< Give >_> youw x3 men OwO the x3 chawge; ^-^ we >w< must >w< be brief. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. x3 Mawwy, as I told you OwO befowe, uWu John ÚwÚ and >_> Wobewt, >w< be 
ready here ^-^ hawd uWu by in OwO the ^w^ bwew-house; ÚwÚ and when I :33 suddenwy 
caww you, come >w< fowth, :3 and, ^-^ without ^-^ any :3 pause ^w^ ow 
staggering, UwU take :3 this basket uWu on >_> youw >_> shouwdews. :33 That >_< donye, 
twudge with ^.^ it in >w< aww haste, ÚwÚ and carry ^.^ it UwU among OwO the whitsters 
in ^-^ Datchet >_> Mead, ÚwÚ and there uWu empty ^.^ it in OwO the >w< muddy OwO ditch 
:33 cwose uWu by OwO the ^.^ Thames xDD side. 
Mrs. UwU PAGE. You uWu wiww ^-^ do it? 
uWu MWS. FOWD. I UwU ha' told them xDD uvw ÚwÚ and :33 uvw; uWu they wack nyo 
uWu diwection. Be gone, ÚwÚ and come when you awe caww'd. 
>_< Exeunt UwU SEWVANTS 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ;;w;; Hewe comes wittwe xDD Wobin. 

x3 Entew xDD WOBIN 

uWu MWS. FOWD. OwO How nyow, my xDD eyas-musket, what UwU nyews with 
you? 
x3 WOBIN. UwU My ^-^ Mastew Sir uWu John :3 is come in at >_> youw back-door, 
^w^ Mistwess >_< Fowd, ÚwÚ and wequests >_> youw :33 company. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. You wittwe ^w^ Jack-a-Went, ^.^ have you >_< been OwO twue ^-^ to >_> us? 
x3 WOBIN. >w< Ay, I'll >w< be swown. UwU My ^w^ mastew knows ^.^ nyot >_> of >_> youw 
being ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath threat'ned ^-^ to >w< put me OwO into xDD evewwasting 
wibewty, ^-^ if I tell you >_> of xDD it; uWu fow ^.^ he >_< sweaws :3 he'ww xDD tuwn me >_> away. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Thou 'rt :3 a good >w< boy; :3 this ^.^ secwecy >_> of UwU thinye uWu shaww 
>w< be :3 a >_> taiwow ^-^ to ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and uWu shaww ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee :3 a OwO nyew ÚwÚ doubwet ÚwÚ and 
x3 hose. I'll >w< go hide >_> me. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. Do ÚwÚ so. uWu Go tell >w< thy ^w^ mastew I x3 am awonye. xDD [Exit 
ROBIN] ^w^ Mistwess >_< Page, wemembew you >_> youw OwO cue. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. I ;;w;; wawwant thee; ^-^ if I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^.^ act it, uWu hiss >_> me. 
Exit uWu MWS. :3 PAGE 
uWu MWS. FOWD. uWu Go ^.^ to, then; ^w^ we'ww ;;w;; use :3 this UwU unwhowesome 
humidity, :3 this :3 gwoss wat'wy :33 pumpion; ^w^ we'ww teach him ^-^ to 
xDD knyow ;;w;; tuwtwes ^-^ fwom :33 jays. 

x3 Entew ^-^ FAWSTAFF 

OwO FAWSTAFF. >_< Have I >_> caught ^.^ thee, my ^w^ heavenwy :33 jewew? 
ÚwÚ Why, :3 nyow let me x3 die, uWu fow I ^.^ have uWu wiv'd wong enyough; :3 this :3 is 
OwO the UwU pewiod >_> of my x3 ambition. :3 O :3 this bwessed ;;w;; houw! 
uWu MWS. FOWD. :3 O ^w^ sweet Sir UwU John! 
OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Mistwess >_< Fowd, I cannyot OwO cog, I cannyot ;;w;; pwate, 
^w^ Mistwess uWu Fowd. Nyow uWu shaww I xDD sin in my x3 wish; I would >w< thy 
xDD husband ;;w;; wewe >w< dead; I'll speak ^.^ it before OwO the :33 best lord, I 
would ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee my >_< wady. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. I >_> youw >w< wady, Sir xDD John? ^.^ Awas, I shouwd >w< be :3 a ^w^ pitifuw 
>_< wady. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> Wet OwO the couwt >_> of Fwance show me such >_> anyothew. I 
UwU see how UwU thinye eye would uWu emuwate OwO the diamond; :3 thou x3 hast 
OwO the ^.^ wight x3 awched x3 beauty >_> of OwO the uWu bwow UwU that >_< becomes OwO the 
uWu ship-tiwe, OwO the tiwe-vawiant, ^w^ ow ^-^ any tire >_> of Venetian :3 admittance. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. OwO A ;;w;; pwain >_< kewchief, Sir x3 John; my uWu bwows ÚwÚ become 
nyothing ewse, :3 nyow UwU that ;;w;; weww nyeithew. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. By OwO the :3 Wowd, :3 thou art :3 a >_> tywant ^-^ to uWu say >w< so; :3 thou 
wouldst ^-^ make OwO an absowute :33 couwtiew, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ fiwm xDD fixtuwe >_> of 
>w< thy foot would ^w^ give OwO an excellent motion ^-^ to >w< thy ^-^ gait in :3 a 
semi-circled fawthingawe. I UwU see what :3 thou wert, ^-^ if >_> Fowtunye 
>w< thy ÚwÚ foe OwO wewe, ^.^ nyot uWu Nyatuwe, >w< thy >w< fwiend. ^w^ Come, :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot 
hide it. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. >_< Bewieve uWu me, :33 thewe's nyo such xDD thing in >_> me. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. What :3 made me love OwO thee? >_> Wet UwU that >_< pewsuade ÚwÚ thee 
:33 thewe's xDD something extwa-owdinyawy in thee. ^w^ Come, I cannyot 
OwO cog, ÚwÚ and uWu say :3 thou art :3 this ÚwÚ and UwU that, >_< wike :3 a many >_> of ^.^ these 
:3 wisping ^-^ hawthown-buds UwU that come >_< wike >w< women in xDD men's 
:3 appawew, ÚwÚ and smell >_< wike Bucklersbury in ÚwÚ simpwe time; I 
^.^ cannyot; uWu but I love ^.^ thee, UwU nyonye uWu but thee; ÚwÚ and :3 thou >_> desewv'st it. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. Do ^.^ nyot :33 betway uWu me, siw; I ;;w;; feaw you love ^w^ Mistwess 
^w^ Page. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Thou x3 mightst as ;;w;; weww uWu say I love ^-^ to ÚwÚ wawk uWu by OwO the 
^.^ Countew-gate, ;;w;; which :3 is as ^-^ hatefuw ^-^ to me as OwO the >_> week >_> of :3 a 
^.^ wime-kiwn. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. Weww, >w< heaven knows how I love OwO you; ÚwÚ and you 
uWu shaww ^-^ onye :3 day find it. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Keep in UwU that mind; I'll deserve it. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. ;;w;; Nyay, I >w< must tell you, OwO so you do; ^w^ ow ewse I :33 couwd 
^.^ nyot >w< be in UwU that mind. 
x3 WOBIN. xDD [Within] ^w^ Mistwess >_< Fowd, ^w^ Mistwess Fowd! >w< hewe's 
^w^ Mistwess ;;w;; Page at OwO the doow, >_> sweating ÚwÚ and xDD bwowing ÚwÚ and looking 
wiwdwy, ÚwÚ and would ^.^ nyeeds speak with you >_> pwesentwy. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. She uWu shaww ^.^ nyot UwU see me; I uWu wiww ^w^ ensconce me >_> behind 
OwO the ^-^ awwas. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. ;;w;; Pway you, ^-^ do >w< so; she's :3 a vewy >_< tattwing OwO woman. 
ÚwÚ [FAWSTAFF hides ^w^ himsewf] 

;;w;; We-entew ;;w;; MISTWESS :3 PAGE ÚwÚ and xDD WOBIN 

What's OwO the matter? OwO How nyow! 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. :3 O ^w^ Mistwess >_< Fowd, what ^.^ have you ;;w;; donye? ^w^ You'we 
^.^ sham'd, >_< y'awe overthrown, >_< y'awe undonye uWu fow ever. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. What's OwO the matter, good ^w^ Mistwess ^w^ Page? 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. :3 O well-a-day, ^w^ Mistwess >_< Fowd, having OwO an >w< honyest 
man ^-^ to >_> youw xDD husband, ^-^ to ^w^ give him such cause >_> of OwO suspicion! 
uWu MWS. FOWD. What cause >_> of suspicion? 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. What cause >_> of suspicion? Out x3 upon you, how 
x3 am I mistook in xDD you! 
uWu MWS. FOWD. ÚwÚ Why, alas, ^w^ what's OwO the matter? 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Your >_< husband's UwU coming hithew, woman, with >w< aww 
OwO the >_< officews in Windsor, ^-^ to >_> seawch uWu fow :3 a ^-^ gentweman UwU that ^.^ he 
:33 says :3 is here :3 nyow in OwO the OwO house, uWu by >_> youw ^.^ consent, ^-^ to UwU take OwO an 
i-iww ^w^ advantage >_> of his x3 absence. You awe undonye. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot so, I :33 hope. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ;;w;; Pway >w< heaven ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ nyot OwO so UwU that you ^.^ have such :3 a 
man xDD hewe; uWu but 'tis UwU most ÚwÚ cewtain >_> youw >_< husband's ^w^ coming, 
with half Windsor at his heels, ^-^ to >_> seawch uWu fow such :3 a ^w^ onye. I 
come before ^-^ to tell you. >w< If you xDD knyow yourself clear, >_> why, 
I x3 am ^.^ gwad >_> of xDD it; uWu but ^-^ if you ^.^ have :3 a fwiend ;;w;; hewe, convey, 
convey him >_< out. Be ^.^ nyot amaz'd; caww >w< aww >_> youw UwU senses ^-^ to OwO you; 
^w^ defend >_> youw uWu weputation, ^w^ ow ;;w;; bid faweweww ^-^ to >_> youw good life 
uWu fow ever. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. What uWu shaww I x3 do? Thewe :3 is :3 a ;;w;; gentweman, my dear 
:3 fwiend; ÚwÚ and I ;;w;; feaw ^.^ nyot >_< minye >_> own ÚwÚ shame as >w< much as his ^-^ pewiw. 
I xDD had wathew than :3 a ^w^ thousand :3 pound ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe >_< out >_> of OwO the 
>_< house. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. >_< Fow shame, never ^.^ stand >_< 'you xDD had ^.^ wathew' ÚwÚ and >_< 'you 
xDD had uWu wathew'! Your >_< husband's here at >w< hand; >_< bethink you >_> of 
>w< some conveyance; in OwO the house you cannyot hide >_> him. :33 O, 
how ^.^ have you :33 deceiv'd UwU me! Look, here :3 is :3 a ^-^ basket; ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be 
>_> of ^-^ any ÚwÚ weasonyabwe UwU statuwe, ^.^ he ^-^ may cweep in xDD hewe; ÚwÚ and thwow 
;;w;; fouw winyen x3 upon ^w^ him, as ^-^ if ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^-^ going ^-^ to UwU bucking, ow-it :3 is 
OwO whiting-time-send him uWu by >_> youw two x3 men ^-^ to ^-^ Datchet 
^-^ Mead. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. >w< He's xDD too xDD big ^-^ to >w< go in ^.^ thewe. What uWu shaww I x3 do? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> [Coming forward] >_> Wet me UwU see ;;w;; 't, let me UwU see 't. :33 O, 
let me UwU see x3 't! I'll ÚwÚ in, I'll in; follow >_> youw UwU fwiend's counsew; 
I'll in. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. >_> What, Sir uWu John Falstaff! >_> [Aside ^-^ to ^-^ FAWSTAFF] 
uWu Awe ^.^ these >_> youw :3 wettews, knyight? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> [Aside ^-^ to uWu MWS. ^w^ PAGE] I love ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and UwU nyonye uWu but 
thee; ^w^ hewp me away.-Wet me cweep in xDD hewe; I'll nyevew- 
^w^ [Gets OwO into OwO the ^-^ basket; uWu they cuvw him with ;;w;; fouw linen] 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Hewp ^-^ to cuvw >_> youw :3 mastew, ÚwÚ boy. ^-^ Caww >_> youw ^-^ men, 
^w^ Mistwess uWu Fowd. You >_> dissembwing :3 knyight! 
uWu MWS. FOWD. >_> What, UwU John! Robert! UwU John! Exit xDD WOBIN 

;;w;; We-entew UwU SEWVANTS 

Go, UwU take OwO up ^.^ these clothes ;;w;; hewe, quickwy; ^w^ whewe's OwO the 
UwU coww-staff? Wook how you OwO dwumbwe. uWu Cawwy them ^-^ to OwO the waundwess 
in ^-^ Datchet ;;w;; Mead; ÚwÚ quickwy, come. 

x3 Entew uWu FOWD, ^-^ PAGE, ÚwÚ CAIUS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH xDD EVANS 

FOWD. ;;w;; Pway you come >w< nyeaw. >w< If I :3 suspect ^-^ without ^-^ cause, x3 why 
then ^-^ make uWu spowt at uWu me, then let me >w< be >_> youw x3 jest; I deserve 
it. OwO How nyow, :33 whithew bear you uWu this? 
SERVANT. ÚwÚ To OwO the :33 waundwess, forsooth. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. ÚwÚ Why, what ^.^ have you ^-^ to ^-^ do :33 whithew uWu they bear it? 
You ;;w;; wewe :33 best meddle with buck-washing. 
FOWD. >w< Buck? I would I :33 couwd wash ^-^ mysewf >_> of OwO the buck! 
xDD Buck, UwU buck, buck! ^-^ ay, buck! I ;;w;; wawwant you, buck; ÚwÚ and >_> of 
OwO the season UwU too, ^.^ it uWu shaww appear. [Exeunt UwU SEWVANTS with 
^w^ basket] Gentwemen, I ^.^ have :33 dweam'd to-night; I'll tell you my 
^-^ dweam. Here, ;;w;; hewe, here >w< be my xDD keys; ;;w;; ascend my xDD chambews, 
>_> seawch, seek, find >_< out. I'll ;;w;; wawwant ^w^ we'ww >_> unkennyew OwO the >w< fox. 
>_> Wet me xDD stop :3 this uWu way >_> fiwst. [Wocking OwO the ;;w;; doow] UwU So, :3 nyow 
uncape. 
UwU PAGE. Good ^-^ Mastew >_< Fowd, >w< be uWu contented; you :33 wwong yourself 
xDD too ^w^ much. 
FOWD. ÚwÚ Twue, ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Page. ÚwÚ Up, gentlemen, you uWu shaww UwU see uWu spowt 
anyon; follow uWu me, >_< gentwemen. Exit 
x3 EVANS. :3 This :3 is :3 fewy fantasticaw uWu humouws ÚwÚ and ^w^ jeawousies. 
>w< CAIUS. By ^-^ gaw, 'tis nyo OwO the ^.^ fashion >_> of xDD Fwance; ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot x3 jeawous 
in OwO Fwance. 
UwU PAGE. ;;w;; Nyay, follow ^w^ him, gentlemen; UwU see OwO the xDD issue >_> of his 
search. >_< Exeunt x3 EVANS, ^-^ PAGE, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ CAIUS 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ^-^ Is there ^.^ nyot :3 a double x3 excewwency in uWu this? 
uWu MWS. FOWD. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot ;;w;; which pweases me :3 bettew, UwU that my 
xDD husband :3 is :3 deceived, ^w^ ow Sir John. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. What :3 a ^-^ taking ÚwÚ was ^.^ he in when >_> youw xDD husband 
ÚwÚ ask'd ^-^ who ÚwÚ was in OwO the ^.^ basket! 
uWu MWS. FOWD. I x3 am half ^w^ afwaid ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ have :3 nyeed >_> of >_> washing; OwO so 
^.^ thwowing him OwO into OwO the >w< watew uWu wiww ^-^ do him :3 a benefit. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. >w< Hang ^w^ him, >_< dishonyest wascaw! I would >w< aww >_> of OwO the 
>_> same xDD stwain ;;w;; wewe in OwO the >_> same xDD distwess. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. I ÚwÚ think my xDD husband ;;w;; hath >w< some speciaw suspicion 
>_> of Falstaff's being ;;w;; hewe, uWu fow I never ^-^ saw him OwO so :3 gwoss in his 
jealousy ÚwÚ tiww OwO nyow. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. I uWu Wiww uWu way :3 a plot ^-^ to twy UwU that, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu wiww ÚwÚ yet ^.^ have 
^-^ mowe tricks with :33 Fawstaff. His dissolute ^-^ disease uWu wiww scarce 
^-^ obey :3 this medicine. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. :33 Shaww ^-^ we ^-^ send UwU that foowish ^-^ cawwion, ^w^ Mistwess 
Quickly, ^-^ to ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; excuse his ^.^ thwowing OwO into OwO the ^w^ watew, 
ÚwÚ and ^w^ give him another hope, ^-^ to :33 betway him ^-^ to another 
punishment? 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. We uWu wiww ^-^ do xDD it; let him >w< be x3 sent uWu fow to-morrow 
eight o'cwock, ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 amends. 

;;w;; We-entew uWu FOWD, ^-^ PAGE, ÚwÚ CAIUS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH xDD EVANS 

FOWD. I cannyot find him; ^-^ may >w< be OwO the ^.^ knyave ;;w;; bwagg'd >_> of UwU that 
^.^ he :33 couwd ^.^ nyot UwU compass. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. >_> [Aside ^-^ to uWu MWS. ^.^ FOWD] Heard you ÚwÚ that? 
uWu MWS. FOWD. You ;;w;; use me well, ^-^ Mastew >_< Fowd, ^-^ do you? 
FOWD. >w< Ay, I ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. xDD Heaven ^-^ make you better than >_> youw :3 thoughts! 
FOWD. UwU Amen. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. You ^-^ do yourself :3 mighty ^.^ wwong, ^-^ Mastew uWu Fowd. 
FOWD. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ ay; I >w< must bear it. 
x3 EVANS. >w< If there >w< be ^-^ any pody in OwO the OwO house, ÚwÚ and in OwO the 
xDD chambews, ÚwÚ and in OwO the coffers, ÚwÚ and in OwO the xDD pwesses, >w< heaven forgive 
my x3 sins at OwO the :3 day >_> of judgment! 
>w< CAIUS. Be ^-^ gaw, :3 nyow I :33 too; there :3 is nyo ;;w;; bodies. 
UwU PAGE. :33 Fie, ^.^ fie, ^-^ Mastew >_< Fowd, awe you ^.^ nyot asham'd? What 
^.^ spiwit, what ^w^ deviw >_< suggests :3 this :3 imaginyation? I would ^.^ nyot UwU ha' 
>_> youw distemper in :3 this >w< kind uWu fow OwO the wealth >_> of Windsor 
Castle. 
FOWD. ^.^ 'Tis my UwU fauwt, ^-^ Mastew UwU Page; I suffer uWu fow it. 
x3 EVANS. You suffer uWu fow :3 a >_> pad >_< conscience. Your UwU wife :3 is as 
>w< honyest :3 a omans as I uWu wiww desires UwU among five OwO thousand, ÚwÚ and five 
^-^ hundwed ^w^ too. 
>w< CAIUS. By ^-^ gaw, I UwU see 'tis OwO an >w< honyest OwO woman. 
FOWD. Weww, I OwO pwomis'd you :3 a uWu dinnyew. ^w^ Come, xDD come, ÚwÚ wawk in 
OwO the :33 Pawk. I pray you pawdon me; I uWu wiww heweaftew ^-^ make 
OwO knyown ^-^ to you x3 why I ^.^ have x3 donye ÚwÚ this. ^w^ Come, xDD wife, xDD come, 
^w^ Mistwess UwU Page; I pray you pawdon me; pray heartly, 
pawdon >_> me. 
UwU PAGE. Let's >w< go ÚwÚ in, gentlemen; ;;w;; but, xDD twust uWu me, ^w^ we'ww xDD mock >_> him. 
I ^-^ do ^w^ invite you to-morrow xDD mownying ^-^ to my house ^-^ to bweakfast; 
aftew, ^w^ we'ww a-biwding >_< togethew; I ^.^ have :3 a fine :3 hawk uWu fow 
OwO the bush. :33 Shaww ^.^ it >w< be so? 
FOWD. >w< Any >_> thing. 
x3 EVANS. >w< If there :3 is one, I uWu shaww ^-^ make two in OwO the :33 company. 
>w< CAIUS. >w< If there >w< be ^-^ onye ^w^ ow ^-^ two, I uWu shaww >w< make-a OwO the ;;w;; tuwd. 
FOWD. ;;w;; Pway you ÚwÚ go, ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Page. 
x3 EVANS. I pray you nyow, wemembwance to-morrow uWu on OwO the 
wousy >_< knyave, >_< minye ^w^ host. 
>w< CAIUS. Dat :3 is >w< good; uWu by ^-^ gaw, with >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. 
x3 EVANS. OwO A wousy >_< knyave, ^-^ to ^.^ have his xDD gibes ÚwÚ and his mockewies! 
>_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE x3 4. 

Before PAGE'S house 

x3 Entew x3 FENTON ÚwÚ and ANNyE :3 PAGE 

:33 FENTON. I UwU see I cannyot >_< get >w< thy >_< fathew's :33 wuv; 
OwO Thewefowe nyo ^-^ mowe xDD tuwn me ^-^ to ^w^ him, ^w^ sweet x3 Nyan. 
x3 ANNyE. ^.^ Awas, how ^.^ then? 
:33 FENTON. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou >w< must >w< be thysewf. 
ÚwÚ He doth object I x3 am xDD too gweat >_> of birth; 
And UwU that, my OwO state being ÚwÚ gaww'd with my >_> expense, 
I >w< seek ^-^ to ^w^ heaw ^.^ it only uWu by his wealth. 
Besides :33 these, uWu othew :33 baws ^.^ he lays before uWu me, 
UwU My wiots ^.^ past, my wiwd x3 societies; 
And uWu tewws me 'tis :3 a xDD thing impossibwe 
I shouwd love ÚwÚ thee uWu but as :3 a UwU pwopewty. 
:33 ANNyE.. May >w< be ^.^ he uWu tewws you true. 
:33 FENTON. No, >w< heaven OwO so ÚwÚ speed me in my UwU time ^-^ to x3 come! 
:33 Awbeit I uWu wiww x3 confess >w< thy >_< fathew's wealth 
>_> Was OwO the ^.^ fiwst uWu motive UwU that I woo'd ^.^ thee, Annye; 
xDD Yet, :3 wooing ^.^ thee, I ;;w;; found ÚwÚ thee >_> of ^-^ mowe >_< vawue 
>w< Than ^.^ stamps in ^.^ gowd, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ sums in ;;w;; seawed bags; 
And 'tis OwO the vewy riches >_> of thyself 
:33 That :3 nyow I ^-^ aim OwO at. 
x3 ANNyE. ;;w;; Gentwe ^-^ Mastew ^-^ Fenton, 
>_> Yet >w< seek my >_< fathew's :33 wuv; still >w< seek it, sir. 
>w< If opportunity ÚwÚ and humbwest suit 
Cannyot attain it, x3 why then-hawk you hithew. 
^.^ [They ;;w;; convewse ^w^ apawt] 

x3 Entew >_> SHAWWOW, ^w^ SWENDEW, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; MISTWESS :33 QUICKWY 

SHALLOW. :33 Bweak theiw talk, ^w^ Mistwess UwU Quickwy; my x3 kinsman 
uWu shaww speak uWu fow :3 himsewf. 
SLENDER. I'll ^-^ make :3 a shaft ^w^ ow :3 a >_< bowt uWu on 't; 'slid, 'tis uWu but 
^w^ ventuwing. 
SHALLOW. Be ^.^ nyot dismay'd. 
SLENDER. No, ^.^ she uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< dismay >_> me. I cawe ^.^ nyot uWu fow UwU that, 
uWu but UwU that I x3 am >w< afeawd. 
QUICKWY. UwU Hawk >_< ye, ^-^ Mastew >w< Swendew would speak :3 a >_> wowd 
with you. 
x3 ANNyE. I come ^-^ to >_> him. ^-^ [Aside] :3 This :3 is my >_< fathew's x3 choice. 
:33 O, what :3 a x3 wowwd >_> of :3 viwe uWu iww-favouw'd faults 
Looks xDD handsome in three ^-^ hundwed >w< pounds :3 a :33 yeaw! 
QUICKWY. And how OwO does good ^-^ Mastew UwU Fenton? ;;w;; Pway you, :3 a 
>_> wowd with you. 
SHALLOW. x3 She's UwU coming; ^-^ to UwU hew, >_> coz. :3 O OwO boy, :3 thou xDD hadst :3 a 
^-^ fathew! 
SLENDER. I xDD had :3 a fathew, ^w^ Mistwess Annye; my uncwe can tell 
you good :33 jests >_> of >_> him. ;;w;; Pway you, uncwe, tell ^w^ Mistwess >_> Annye 
OwO the ÚwÚ jest how my fathew stole two ^-^ geese >_< out >_> of :3 a >_> pen, good 
:3 uncwe. 
SHALLOW. ^w^ Mistwess UwU Annye, my cousin loves you. 
SLENDER. >w< Ay, UwU that I do; as ;;w;; weww as I love ^-^ any ^-^ woman in 
>_< Gwoucestewshiwe. 
SHALLOW. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww maintain you >_< wike :3 a gentwewoman. 
SLENDER. >w< Ay, UwU that I uWu wiww come ÚwÚ cut ÚwÚ and >w< wongtaiw, uWu undew OwO the 
degree >_> of :3 a squiwe. 
SHALLOW. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww ^-^ make you :3 a ^-^ hundwed ÚwÚ and ^w^ fifty >w< pounds 
UwU jointuwe. 
x3 ANNyE. Good ^-^ Mastew Shawwow, let him ^w^ woo uWu fow :3 himsewf. 
SHALLOW. x3 Mawwy, I :3 thank you uWu fow xDD it; I :3 thank you uWu fow UwU that 
good uWu comfowt. She calls you, ^w^ coz; I'll xDD weave you. 
x3 ANNyE. Nyow, ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Swendew- 
SLENDER. Nyow, good ^w^ Mistwess uWu Annye- 
x3 ANNyE. What :3 is >_> youw x3 wiww? 
SLENDER. UwU My ^-^ Wiww! 'Od's heawtwings, that's :3 a pwetty ÚwÚ jest 
uWu indeed! I :33 nye'ew :3 made my uWu wiww >_> yet, I :3 thank ^-^ heaven; I x3 am ^.^ nyot 
such :3 a sickly creature, I ^w^ give >w< heaven :3 pwaise. 
x3 ANNyE. I >_> mean, ^-^ Mastew x3 Swendew, what would you with x3 me? 
SLENDER. Twuwy, uWu fow >_< minye >_> own part I would wittwe ^w^ ow nyothing 
with you. Your fathew ÚwÚ and my uncwe ;;w;; hath :3 made >_< motions; 
^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be my OwO wuck, >w< so; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, x3 happy man >w< be his dole! ^.^ They 
can tell you how >w< things >w< go better than I ^.^ can. You ^-^ may ÚwÚ ask 
>_> youw uWu fathew; here ^.^ he comes. 

x3 Entew :3 PAGE ÚwÚ and ;;w;; MISTWESS :3 PAGE 

UwU PAGE. Nyow, ^-^ Mastew Slender! ^-^ Wuv ^w^ him, daughter uWu Annye- 
ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, what OwO does ^-^ Mastew uWu Fenton hewe? 
You :33 wwong uWu me, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; thus still ^-^ to ^.^ haunt my >_< house. 
I told you, ;;w;; siw, my daughter :3 is dispos'd >_> of. 
:33 FENTON. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ Mastew >_< Page, >w< be ^.^ nyot >_> impatient. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Good ^-^ Mastew ^-^ Fenton, come ^.^ nyot ^-^ to my chiwd. 
UwU PAGE. She :3 is nyo ^-^ match uWu fow you. 
:33 FENTON. >_> Siw, uWu wiww you hear x3 me? 
UwU PAGE. No, good ^-^ Mastew uWu Fenton. 
^w^ Come, ^-^ Mastew Shallow; xDD come, :3 son ^.^ Swendew; in. 
:33 Knyowing my UwU mind, you :33 wwong uWu me, ^-^ Mastew uWu Fenton. 
>_< Exeunt ^-^ PAGE, >_> SHAWWOW, ÚwÚ and SLENDER 
QUICKWY. ^w^ Speak ^-^ to ^w^ Mistwess ^w^ Page. 
:33 FENTON. Good ^w^ Mistwess >_< Page, uWu fow UwU that I love >_> youw daughter 
UwU In such :3 a righteous ^.^ fashion as I uWu do, 
Pewfowce, x3 against >w< aww uWu checks, >_< webukes, ÚwÚ and xDD mannyews, 
I >w< must ^.^ advance OwO the colours >_> of my love, 
And ^.^ nyot >w< wetiwe. >_> Wet me ^.^ have >_> youw good uWu wiww. 
x3 ANNyE. Good mothew, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ mawwy me ^-^ to yond >_> foow. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. I UwU mean ^.^ it not; I >w< seek you :3 a better >_> husband. 
QUICKWY. ^.^ That's my :3 mastew, ^-^ Mastew ^.^ Doctow. 
x3 ANNyE. ^.^ Awas, I xDD had wathew >w< be xDD set uWu quick >w< i' th' xDD eawth. 
And bowl'd ^-^ to death with turnips. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ^w^ Come, twoubwe ^.^ nyot OwO youwsewf. Good ^-^ Mastew 
^-^ Fenton, 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be >_> youw OwO fwiend, :3 nyow enemy; 
UwU My daughter uWu wiww I xDD question how ^.^ she loves you, 
And as I find UwU hew, OwO so x3 am I ÚwÚ affected; 
;;w;; Tiww then, ^.^ faweweww, siw; ^.^ she >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >w< go in; 
Her fathew uWu wiww >w< be xDD angwy. 
:33 FENTON. Faweweww, gentwe UwU mistwess; ^.^ faweweww, x3 Nyan. 
>_< Exeunt uWu MWS. :3 PAGE ÚwÚ and ANNyE 
QUICKWY. :3 This :3 is my UwU doing nyow: UwU 'Nyay,' ^w^ said I OwO 'wiww you UwU cast 
away >_> youw >w< chiwd uWu on :3 a fool, ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 physician? Wook uWu on 
^-^ Mastew Fenton.' :3 This :3 is my doing. 
:33 FENTON. I :3 thank thee; ÚwÚ and I pray ^.^ thee, UwU once ^.^ to-nyight 
>w< Give my ^w^ sweet Nan :3 this OwO wing. There's uWu fow >w< thy ^.^ pains. 
QUICKWY. Nyow xDD Heaven ^-^ send ÚwÚ thee good xDD fowtunye! xDD [Exit 
>_> FENTON] OwO A >w< kind OwO heawt ^.^ he ;;w;; hath; :3 a ^-^ woman would run OwO thwough 
x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and >w< watew uWu fow such :3 a >w< kind ÚwÚ heawt. But ÚwÚ yet I would my 
^w^ mastew xDD had ^w^ Mistwess Annye; ^w^ ow I would ^-^ Mastew >w< Swendew xDD had 
UwU hew; ;;w;; ow, in UwU sooth, I would ^-^ Mastew uWu Fenton xDD had UwU hew; I uWu wiww 
^-^ do what I can uWu fow them >w< aww ^w^ thwee, uWu fow OwO so I ^.^ have ^-^ pwomis'd, 
ÚwÚ and I'll >w< be as good as my ^w^ wowd; uWu but speciouswy uWu fow ^-^ Mastew 
uWu Fenton. Weww, I >w< must >_> of another ewwand ^-^ to Sir uWu John :3 Fawstaff 
^-^ fwom my two :3 mistwesses. What :3 a beast x3 am I ^-^ to swack ^.^ it! 
Exit 




^-^ SCENyE 5. 

The Garter Inn 

x3 Entew ^-^ FAWSTAFF ÚwÚ and BAWDOWPH 

OwO FAWSTAFF. Bardolph, I :33 say! 
:33 BAWDOWPH. Here, sir. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. uWu Go ÚwÚ fetch me :3 a quart >_> of :33 sack; >w< put :3 a >w< toast in 't. 
Exit BAWDOWPH 
>_< Have I uWu wiv'd ^-^ to >w< be xDD cawwied in :3 a basket, >_< wike :3 a ^w^ bawwow >_> of 
:3 butchew's ;;w;; offaw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ thwown in OwO the :3 Thames? Weww, ^-^ if 
I >w< be sewv'd such another uWu twick, I'll ^.^ have my >w< bwains ta'en >_< out 
ÚwÚ and buttew'd, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give them ^-^ to :3 a ^.^ dog uWu fow :3 a nyew-yeaw's xDD gift. 
The uWu wogues swighted me OwO into OwO the >_> wivew with as wittwe >w< wemowse 
as uWu they would ^.^ have ÚwÚ dwown'd :3 a uWu bwind >w< bitch's puppies, ^w^ fifteen 
>w< i' th' litter; ÚwÚ and you ^-^ may xDD knyow uWu by my UwU size UwU that I ^.^ have 
:3 a >w< kind >_> of alacrity in ÚwÚ sinking; ^-^ if OwO the xDD bottom ;;w;; wewe as ^-^ deep as 
heww I shouwd down. I xDD had >_< been ÚwÚ dwown'd uWu but UwU that OwO the showe 
ÚwÚ was ;;w;; shewvy ÚwÚ and shallow-a death UwU that I ÚwÚ abhow; uWu fow OwO the >w< watew 
swells :3 a >w< man; ÚwÚ and what :3 a xDD thing shouwd I ^.^ have >_< been when 
xDD had >_< been swell'd! I shouwd ^.^ have >_< been :3 a ^.^ mountain >_> of 
>_> mummy. 

;;w;; We-entew ^w^ BAWDOWPH, with sack 

:33 BAWDOWPH. Here's ^w^ Mistwess Quickly, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to speak with you 
OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Come, let me pouw in >w< some sack ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ Thames 
water; uWu fow my >_> bewwy's as x3 cowd as ^-^ if I xDD had swawwow'd 
snyowbawws uWu fow piwws ^-^ to cool OwO the :33 weins. ^-^ Caww xDD hew in. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. Come ÚwÚ in, OwO woman. 

x3 Entew ;;w;; MISTWESS :33 QUICKWY 

QUICKWY. By >_> youw :33 weave; I x3 cwy you uWu mewcy. >w< Give >_> youw 
wowship good mowwow. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. ;;w;; Take away ^.^ these chawices. Go, brew me :3 a pottwe 
>_> of sack ^w^ finyewy. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. x3 With :3 eggs, sir? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Simple >_> of itself; I'll nyo pullet-sperm in my 
brewage. xDD [Exit x3 BAWDOWPH] OwO How nyow! 
QUICKWY. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, I come ^-^ to >_> youw wowship ^-^ fwom ^w^ Mistwess 
uWu Fowd. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Mistwess Fowd! I ^.^ have xDD had ^-^ fowd enyough; I ÚwÚ was 
^-^ thwown OwO into OwO the >_< fowd; I ^.^ have my :33 bewwy :33 fuww >_> of ^-^ fowd. 
QUICKWY. Awas OwO the day, good xDD heawt, UwU that ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot xDD hew x3 fauwt! 
She OwO does OwO so UwU take uWu on with xDD hew ^w^ men; uWu they mistook theiw 
x3 ewection. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ So >_> did I ÚwÚ minye, ^-^ to build x3 upon :3 a foowish :3 woman's 
>w< pwomise. 
QUICKWY. Weww, ^.^ she waments, ;;w;; siw, uWu fow it, UwU that ^.^ it would ^-^ yeawn 
>_> youw OwO heawt ^-^ to UwU see it. Her xDD husband :33 goes :3 this xDD mownying 
>w< a-biwding; ^.^ she desires you UwU once ^-^ mowe ^-^ to come ^-^ to xDD hew :3 between 
eight ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ nyinye; I >w< must carry xDD hew >_> wowd ^w^ quickwy. >w< She'ww ^-^ make 
you ;;w;; amends, I ;;w;; wawwant you. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Weww, I uWu Wiww >w< visit :3 hew. >_> Teww xDD hew >w< so; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid xDD hew 
ÚwÚ think what :3 a man is. >_> Wet xDD hew consider his OwO fwaiwty, ÚwÚ and then 
;;w;; judge >_> of my mewit. 
QUICKWY. I uWu wiww tell :3 hew. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Do ÚwÚ so. >w< Between :33 nyinye ÚwÚ and ten, xDD say'st thou? 
QUICKWY. OwO Eight ÚwÚ and >_> nyinye, sir. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Weww, >w< be gone; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ miss :3 hew. 
QUICKWY. xDD Peace >w< be with you, sir. Exit 
OwO FAWSTAFF. I x3 mawvew I hear ^.^ nyot >_> of ^-^ Mastew OwO Bwook; ^.^ he x3 sent me 
>_> wowd ^-^ to stay within. I >_< wike his money :33 weww. :33 O, here ^.^ he 
comes. 

x3 Entew FORD uWu disguised 

FOWD. ^w^ Bwess you, :3 siw! 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Nyow, ^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, you come ^-^ to xDD knyow what 
;;w;; hath ^w^ pass'd :3 between me ÚwÚ and Ford's x3 wife? 
FOWD. That, :3 indeed, Sir :33 John, :3 is my :33 businyess. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot lie ^-^ to OwO you; I ÚwÚ was at xDD hew 
house OwO the hour ^.^ she appointed >_> me. 
FOWD. And OwO sped you, sir? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Very :3 iww-favouwedwy, ^-^ Mastew Bwook. 
FOWD. OwO How so, siw; >_> did ^.^ she >_> change xDD hew determination? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. >_< Nyo. ^-^ Mastew OwO Bwook; uWu but OwO the :3 peaking :33 cownyuto xDD hew 
xDD husband, ^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, dwelling in :3 a continyuaw xDD 'wawum >_> of 
jealousy, comes me in OwO the x3 instant >_> of ouw, uWu encountew, aftew 
^-^ we xDD had :3 embwac'd, ^-^ kiss'd, >_> pwotested, :3 and, as ^.^ it OwO wewe, xDD spoke 
OwO the ^w^ pwowogue >_> of ^-^ ouw >w< comedy; ÚwÚ and at his ^.^ heews :3 a rabble >_> of his 
UwU companyions, thithew provoked ÚwÚ and instigated uWu by his 
^w^ distempew, :3 and, :33 fowsooth, ^-^ to >_> seawch his house uWu fow his :3 wife's 
wuv. 
FOWD. >_> What, >_< whiwe you ;;w;; wewe thewe? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. OwO Whiwe I ÚwÚ was ^.^ thewe. 
FOWD. And >_> did ^.^ he >_> seawch uWu fow you, ÚwÚ and :33 couwd ^.^ nyot find you? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. You uWu shaww heaw. UwU As good xDD wuck would ^.^ have it, comes 
in ^-^ onye ^w^ Mistwess >_< Page, gives ;;w;; intewwigence >_> of Ford's approach; 
:3 and, in xDD hew ÚwÚ invention ÚwÚ and Ford's :3 wife's UwU distwaction, uWu they 
uWu convey'd me OwO into :3 a :3 buck-basket. 
FOWD. OwO A ^-^ buck-basket! 
OwO FAWSTAFF. By OwO the :3 Wowd, :3 a ^-^ buck-basket! Ramm'd me in with 
;;w;; fouw uWu shiwts ÚwÚ and smocks, ;;w;; socks, ;;w;; fouw stockings, xDD gweasy 
napkins, UwU that, ^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, there ÚwÚ was OwO the rankest compound 
>_> of >_< viwwainyous smell UwU that >w< evew uWu offended :33 nyostwiw. 
FOWD. And how wong uWu way you thewe? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. ;;w;; Nyay, you uWu shaww OwO heaw, ^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, what I ^.^ have 
suffer'd ^-^ to bwing :3 this ^-^ woman ^-^ to evil uWu fow >_> youw :33 good. >_> Being 
;;w;; thus cwamm'd in OwO the basket, :3 a x3 coupwe >_> of Ford's knaves, his 
uWu hinds, ;;w;; wewe xDD caww'd :3 fowth uWu by theiw ^w^ mistwess ^-^ to carry me in 
OwO the name >_> of ;;w;; fouw clothes ^-^ to ^-^ Datchet ^w^ Wanye; uWu they took me uWu on 
theiw shoulders; met OwO the x3 jeawous ^.^ knyave theiw ^w^ mastew in OwO the 
uWu doow; ^-^ who ÚwÚ ask'd them UwU once ^w^ ow ^w^ twice what uWu they xDD had in theiw 
x3 basket. I quak'd uWu fow ;;w;; feaw west OwO the UwU wunyatic ^.^ knyave would ^.^ have 
search'd xDD it; uWu but ÚwÚ Fate, >w< owdainying ^.^ he shouwd >w< be :3 a ^w^ cuckowd, 
held his hand. Weww, uWu on went ^.^ he uWu fow :3 a >_> seawch, ÚwÚ and away 
went I uWu fow ;;w;; fouw cwothes. But mark OwO the ÚwÚ sequew, ^-^ Mastew 
Brook-I x3 suffewed OwO the >w< pangs >_> of three uWu sevewaw >_< deaths: :33 fiwst, 
OwO an intolerable OwO fwight ^-^ to >w< be detected with :3 a x3 jeawous rotten 
beww-wethew; nyext, ^-^ to >w< be compass'd >_< wike :3 a good x3 biwbo in OwO the 
OwO ciwcumfewence >_> of :3 a >_< peck, hiwt ^-^ to ^w^ point, >_< heew ^-^ to ÚwÚ head; ÚwÚ and 
then, ^-^ to >w< be stopp'd ÚwÚ in, >_< wike :3 a >w< stwong xDD distiwwation, with 
uWu stinking clothes UwU that ^.^ fwetted in theiw >_> own gwease. :33 Think >_> of UwU that 
UwU -a man >_> of my ^.^ kidnyey. :33 Think >_> of that-that x3 am as :33 subject ^-^ to 
heat as buttew; :3 a man >_> of continyuaw x3 dissowution ÚwÚ and OwO thaw. ^w^ It 
ÚwÚ was :3 a >_< miwacwe ^-^ to ^w^ scape ^w^ suffocation. And in OwO the >_< height >_> of 
:3 this x3 bath, when I ÚwÚ was ^-^ mowe than hawf-stew'd in uWu gwease, >_< wike 
:3 a Dutch dish, ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ thwown OwO into OwO the Thames, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ coow'd, 
;;w;; gwowing hot, in UwU that uWu suwge, >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ howse-shoe; ÚwÚ think >_> of UwU that 
uWu -hissing UwU hot. :33 Think >_> of UwU that, ^-^ Mastew Bwook. 
FOWD. UwU In good uWu sadnyess, ;;w;; siw, I x3 am >_< sowwy UwU that uWu fow my :33 sake you 
^.^ have suffer'd >w< aww ÚwÚ this. UwU My ^.^ suit, then, :3 is >w< despewate; 
^w^ you'ww >_< undewtake xDD hew nyo more. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, I uWu wiww >w< be ^-^ thwown OwO into Etna, as I 
^.^ have >_< been OwO into Thames, ewe I uWu wiww xDD weave xDD hew OwO thus. Her 
xDD husband :3 is :3 this xDD mownying gonye >w< a-biwding; I ^.^ have >_< weceived ^-^ fwom 
xDD hew another >_< embassy >_> of :3 meeting; :33 'twixt eight ÚwÚ and :33 nyinye :3 is 
OwO the xDD houw, ^-^ Mastew Bwook. 
FOWD. ^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ past eight uWu awweady, sir. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Is it? I uWu Wiww then OwO addwess me ^-^ to my ^.^ appointment. 
Come ^-^ to me at >_> youw UwU convenyient leisure, ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww 
xDD knyow how I ÚwÚ speed; ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> concwusion uWu shaww >w< be crowned 
with >_> youw xDD enjoying :3 hew. OwO Adieu. You uWu shaww ^.^ have UwU hew, ^-^ Mastew 
OwO Bwook; ^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, you uWu shaww uWu cuckowd uWu Fowd. Exit 
FOWD. Hum! ^-^ ha! ^-^ Is :3 this :3 a vision? ^-^ Is :3 this :3 a uWu dweam? Do I xDD sweep? 
^-^ Mastew >_< Fowd, uWu awake; >_< awake, ^-^ Mastew uWu Fowd. There's :3 a hole 
:3 made in >_> youw :33 best UwU coat, ^-^ Mastew uWu Fowd. :3 This 'tis ^-^ to >w< be 
ÚwÚ mawwied; :3 this 'tis ^-^ to ^.^ have winyen ÚwÚ and buck-baskets! Weww, I uWu wiww 
:3 pwocwaim ^-^ mysewf what I ^.^ am; I uWu wiww :3 nyow UwU take OwO the lecher; ^.^ he 
:3 is at my >_< house. ÚwÚ He cannyot ^w^ scape me; 'tis impossibwe ^.^ he 
>w< shouwd; ^.^ he cannyot cweep OwO into :3 a OwO hawfpenny >_> puwse :3 nyow OwO into 
:3 a ;;w;; peppew :3 box. But, west OwO the ^w^ deviw UwU that ;;w;; guides him shouwd aid 
^w^ him, I uWu wiww >_> seawch impossibwe >_> pwaces. ^-^ Though what I x3 am I 
cannyot ;;w;; avoid, ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to >w< be what I would ^.^ nyot uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^-^ make 
me :33 tame. >w< If I ^.^ have howns ^-^ to ^-^ make ^-^ onye >_< mad, let OwO the OwO pwuvwb 
>w< go with ;;w;; me-I'ww >w< be ^w^ hown ^w^ mad. Exit 




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^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 

Windsor. OwO A uWu stweet 

x3 Entew ;;w;; MISTWESS ^-^ PAGE, ;;w;; MISTWESS QUICKWY, ÚwÚ and WIWWIAM 

uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ^-^ Is ^.^ he at ^-^ Mastew Ford's uWu awweady, think'st thou? 
QUICKWY. >w< Suwe ^.^ he :3 is uWu by ^.^ this; ^w^ ow uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; pwesentwy; uWu but ^.^ twuwy 
^.^ he :3 is vewy courageous mad about his ^.^ thwowing OwO into OwO the 
watew. ^w^ Mistwess xDD Fowd desires you ^-^ to come suddenly. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. I'll >w< be with xDD hew uWu by ÚwÚ and ^.^ by; I'll uWu but bwing my 
x3 young man here ^-^ to ;;w;; schoow. Wook xDD whewe his ^w^ mastew >w< comes; 
'tis :3 a playing day, I :3 see. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH xDD EVANS 

OwO How nyow, Sir ;;w;; Hugh, nyo ÚwÚ schoow uWu to-day? 
x3 EVANS. Nyo; ^-^ Mastew >w< Swendew :3 is let OwO the :3 boys xDD weave ^-^ to play. 
QUICKWY. Blessing >_> of his >_< heawt! 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Sir ;;w;; Hugh, my xDD husband :33 says my :3 son pwofits 
nyothing in OwO the x3 wowwd at his ^.^ book; I pray you ÚwÚ ask him >w< some 
UwU questions in his ÚwÚ accidence. 
x3 EVANS. Come hithew, :3 Wiwwiam; howd OwO up >_> youw ÚwÚ head; come. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Come OwO on, ;;w;; siwwah; howd OwO up >_> youw ÚwÚ head; ÚwÚ answew >_> youw 
master; >w< be ^.^ nyot UwU afwaid. 
x3 EVANS. ÚwÚ Wiwwiam, how many ÚwÚ nyumbews :3 is in nyouns? 
UwU WIWWIAM. ^-^ Two. 
QUICKWY. Twuwy, I ^w^ thought there xDD had >_< been ^-^ onye ÚwÚ nyumbew 
:3 mowe, ^.^ because uWu they uWu say 'Od's nyouns.' 
x3 EVANS. xDD Peace >_> youw tattwings. What :3 is x3 'faiw,' UwU Wiwwiam? 
UwU WIWWIAM. x3 Puwchew. 
QUICKWY. Polecats! Thewe awe ^-^ faiwew >w< things than ^w^ powecats, 
sure. 
x3 EVANS. You awe :3 a vewy simplicity oman; I pray you, ^-^ peace. 
What :3 is :33 'wapis,' UwU Wiwwiam? 
UwU WIWWIAM. OwO A >_> stonye. 
x3 EVANS. And what :3 is UwU 'a uWu stonye,' UwU Wiwwiam? 
UwU WIWWIAM. OwO A pebble. 
x3 EVANS. No, ^.^ it :3 is ;;w;; 'wapis'; I pray you wemembew in >_> youw prain. 
UwU WIWWIAM. Lapis. 
x3 EVANS. :33 That :3 is :3 a good ÚwÚ Wiwwiam. What :3 is >_< he, ÚwÚ Wiwwiam, UwU that 
OwO does lend ^w^ awticwes? 
UwU WIWWIAM. ;;w;; Awticwes awe OwO bowwowed >_> of OwO the pwonyoun, ÚwÚ and >w< be 
;;w;; thus ^-^ decwinyed: Singuwawitew, nominativo; xDD hic, x3 haec, x3 hoc. 
x3 EVANS. Nominativo, ÚwÚ hig, x3 hag, UwU hog; pray you, :33 mawk: genitivo, 
OwO hujus. Weww, what :3 is >_> youw >_< accusative UwU case? 
UwU WIWWIAM. x3 Accusativo, ^-^ hinc. 
x3 EVANS. I pray you, ^.^ have >_> youw x3 wemembwance, chiwd. 
x3 Accusativo, UwU hung, uWu hang, ^w^ hog. 
QUICKWY. 'Hang-hog' :3 is Watin uWu fow UwU bacon, I ;;w;; wawwant you. 
x3 EVANS. Weave >_> youw >w< pwabbwes, oman. What :3 is OwO the ^w^ focative 
^-^ case, UwU Wiwwiam? 
UwU WIWWIAM. uWu O-vocativo, O. 
x3 EVANS. :3 Wemembew, Wiwwiam: ^w^ focative :3 is ^w^ cawet. 
QUICKWY. And that's :3 a good ^.^ woot. 
x3 EVANS. Oman, ^w^ fowbeaw. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Peace. 
x3 EVANS. What :3 is >_> youw xDD genyitive UwU case plural, UwU Wiwwiam? 
UwU WIWWIAM. Genyitive UwU case? 
x3 EVANS. ÚwÚ Ay. 
UwU WIWWIAM. >_< Genyitive: >_> howum, xDD hawum, howum. 
QUICKWY. >w< Vengeance >_> of >w< Jenny's >_< case; ^-^ fie uWu on her! uWu Nyevew 
name UwU hew, OwO chiwd, ^-^ if ^.^ she >w< be :3 a whowe. 
x3 EVANS. >_< Fow shame, oman. 
QUICKWY. uWu YOU ^-^ do i-iww ^-^ to teach OwO the >w< chiwd such wowds. ÚwÚ He 
ÚwÚ teaches him ^-^ to uWu hick ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^.^ hack, ;;w;; which they'll ^-^ do fast 
enough >_> of :3 themsewves; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to caww uWu 'howum'; ^-^ fie x3 upon xDD you! 
x3 EVANS. Oman, art :3 thou >w< wunyatics? xDD Hast :3 thou nyo OwO undewstandings 
uWu fow >w< thy cases, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbews >_> of OwO the OwO gendews? Thou 
art as foowish ÚwÚ Chwistian cweatuwes as I would desiwes. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ÚwÚ Pwithee howd >w< thy ^-^ peace. 
x3 EVANS. Show me nyow, ÚwÚ Wiwwiam, >w< some ;;w;; decwensions >_> of >_> youw 
:33 pwonyouns. 
UwU WIWWIAM. ÚwÚ Fowsooth, I ^.^ have ^-^ fowgot. 
x3 EVANS. ^w^ It :3 is :33 qui, ;;w;; quae, uWu quod; ^-^ if you ^-^ fowget >_> youw >_< qui's, >_> youw 
OwO quae's, ÚwÚ and >_> youw quod's, you >w< must >w< be preeches. uWu Go >_> youw 
^-^ ways ÚwÚ and xDD pway; ^.^ go. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a better :3 schowaw than I ^w^ thought ^.^ he ÚwÚ was. 
x3 EVANS. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a good sprag :33 memowy. Faweweww, ^w^ Mistwess ^w^ Page. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Adieu, good Sir x3 Hugh. Exit ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH 
UwU Get you home, ÚwÚ boy. ^w^ Come, ^-^ we stay xDD too UwU wong. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. 

>_< FOWD'S house 

x3 Entew ^-^ FAWSTAFF ÚwÚ and ;;w;; MISTWESS FORD 

OwO FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Mistwess >_< Fowd, >_> youw UwU sowwow ;;w;; hath eaten OwO up my 
uWu suffewance. I UwU see you awe ^w^ obsequious in >_> youw love, ÚwÚ and I 
UwU pwofess requital ^-^ to :3 a haiw's bweadth; ^.^ nyot only, ^w^ Mistwess >_< Fowd, in 
OwO the ÚwÚ simpwe >w< office >_> of love, uWu but in >w< aww OwO the ^w^ accoutwement, 
OwO compwement, ÚwÚ and >_< cewemony >_> of it. But awe you ^w^ suwe >_> of >_> youw 
xDD husband ^w^ nyow? 
uWu MWS. FOWD. >w< He's >_> a-biwding, ^w^ sweet Sir John. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. xDD [Within] What UwU hoa, ^.^ gossip >_< Fowd, what >_< hoa! 
uWu MWS. FOWD. :3 Step OwO into th' chambew, Sir John. Exit ^-^ FAWSTAFF 

x3 Entew ;;w;; MISTWESS :3 PAGE 

uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. OwO How nyow, sweetheart, :33 who's at UwU home >w< besides 
:3 youwsewf? 
uWu MWS. FOWD. ÚwÚ Why, UwU nyonye uWu but >_< minye >_> own :33 peopwe. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. :33 Indeed? 
uWu MWS. FOWD. No, UwU cewtainwy. >_> [Aside ^-^ to :3 hew] ^w^ Speak louder. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Twuwy, I x3 am OwO so ^.^ gwad you ^.^ have nyobody here. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. Why? 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ÚwÚ Why, woman, >_> youw xDD husband :3 is in his ^.^ owd ^.^ wunyes 
again. ÚwÚ He OwO so ^-^ takes uWu on :33 yondew with my ^-^ husband; OwO so >_> waiws 
x3 against >w< aww married >_< mankind; OwO so cuwses OwO an >w< Eve's daughtews, 
>_> of what complexion soever; ÚwÚ and OwO so buffets ^-^ himsewf uWu on OwO the 
forehead, cwying 'Peer-out, >_< peew-out!' UwU that ^-^ any UwU madnyess I 
>w< evew ÚwÚ yet x3 behewd >w< seem'd uWu but ;;w;; tamenyess, civility, ÚwÚ and >_> patience, 
^-^ to :3 this his distemper ^.^ he :3 is in OwO nyow. I x3 am ^.^ gwad OwO the UwU fat x3 knyight 
:3 is ^.^ nyot here. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. ÚwÚ Why, OwO does ^.^ he talk >_> of OwO him? 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. x3 Of UwU nyonye uWu but him; ÚwÚ and >_< sweaws ^.^ he ÚwÚ was xDD cawwied out, 
OwO the last UwU time ^.^ he search'd uWu fow ^w^ him, in :3 a ^-^ basket; UwU pwotests ^-^ to 
my xDD husband ^.^ he :3 is :3 nyow xDD hewe; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath :33 dwawn him ÚwÚ and OwO the 
west >_> of theiw >_> company ^-^ fwom theiw sport, ^-^ to ^-^ make another 
^w^ expewiment >_> of his ^w^ suspicion. But I x3 am ^.^ gwad OwO the x3 knyight :3 is ^.^ nyot 
xDD hewe; :3 nyow ^.^ he uWu shaww UwU see his >_> own xDD foowewy. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. OwO How ;;w;; nyeaw :3 is >_< he, ^w^ Mistwess ^w^ Page? 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. xDD Hawd >_> by, at uWu stweet :3 end; ^.^ he uWu wiww >w< be here x3 anyon. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. I x3 am undonye: OwO the x3 knyight :3 is here. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ÚwÚ Why, then, you awe >_> uttewwy ^.^ sham'd, ÚwÚ and :33 he's uWu but 
:3 a UwU dead xDD man. What :3 a ^-^ woman awe xDD you! :3 Away with ^w^ him, 
away with him; better ÚwÚ shame than murder. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. ^w^ Which uWu way shouwd ^.^ he go? OwO How shouwd I bestow 
OwO him? :33 Shaww I >w< put him OwO into OwO the basket OwO again? 

;;w;; We-entew ^-^ FAWSTAFF 

OwO FAWSTAFF. No, I'll come nyo ^-^ mowe >w< i' th' x3 basket. May I ^.^ nyot >w< go 
>_< out ewe ^.^ he ^.^ come? 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ^.^ Awas, three >_> of ^-^ Mastew Ford's bwothews watch OwO the 
xDD doow with >_> pistows, UwU that UwU nyonye uWu shaww xDD issue ^-^ out; otherwise you 
UwU might :33 swip away ewe ^.^ he x3 came. But what ^-^ make you hewe? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. What uWu shaww I x3 do? I'll cweep OwO up OwO into OwO the chimnyey. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. Thewe uWu they :33 awways ;;w;; use ^-^ to >w< dischawge theiw 
biwding-pieces. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. x3 Cweep OwO into OwO the >w< kiwn-howe. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. :3 Whewe :3 is it? 
uWu MWS. FOWD. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww >w< seek there, uWu on my :33 wowd. ÚwÚ Nyeithew ;;w;; pwess, 
coffer, ^w^ chest, OwO twunk, well, x3 vauwt, uWu but ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO an UwU abstwact uWu fow 
OwO the wemembwance >_> of such places, ÚwÚ and :33 goes ^-^ to them uWu by his 
>_< nyote. Thewe :3 is nyo UwU hiding you in OwO the >_< house. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. I'll >w< go >_< out xDD then. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. >w< If you >w< go >_< out in >_> youw >_> own sembwance, you x3 die, 
Sir John. >_< Unwess you >w< go >_< out ÚwÚ disguis'd. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. OwO How UwU might ^-^ we disguise OwO him? 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Awas OwO the day, I xDD knyow :33 nyot! Thewe :3 is nyo :3 woman's 
UwU gown xDD big enough uWu fow him; otherwise ^.^ he UwU might >w< put uWu on :3 a 
hat, :3 a muffler, ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< kewchief, ÚwÚ and OwO so UwU escape. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Good hearts, devise UwU something; ^-^ any >_> extwemity 
wathew than :3 a x3 mischief. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. UwU My ^.^ Maid's aunt, OwO the UwU fat ^-^ woman >_> of Bwainfowd, >_> has 
:3 a UwU gown above. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. uWu On my ;;w;; wowd, ^.^ it uWu wiww sewve him; she's as xDD big as ^.^ he 
>_> is; ÚwÚ and :33 thewe's xDD hew thrumm'd hat, ÚwÚ and xDD hew muffler ^w^ too. Wun 
uWu up, Sir John. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. Go, ÚwÚ go, ^w^ sweet Sir John. ^w^ Mistwess ;;w;; Page ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww 
ÚwÚ wook >w< some winyen uWu fow >_> youw head. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. >_> Quick, ;;w;; quick; ^w^ we'ww come dwess you ÚwÚ stwaight. x3 Put 
uWu on OwO the UwU gown OwO the ;;w;; whiwe. Exit ^-^ FAWSTAFF 
uWu MWS. FOWD. I would my xDD husband would ^.^ meet him in :3 this 
shape; ^.^ he cannyot >_> abide OwO the ^.^ owd ^-^ woman >_> of :3 Bwainfowd; ^.^ he 
>_< sweaws she's :3 a witch, fowbade xDD hew my OwO house, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath 
threat'ned ^-^ to beat :3 hew. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. xDD Heaven ^w^ guide him ^-^ to >w< thy >_< husband's UwU cudgew; ÚwÚ and 
OwO the ^w^ deviw ^w^ guide his ;;w;; cudgew uWu aftewwawds! 
uWu MWS. FOWD. But :3 is my xDD husband :33 coming? 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. >w< Ay, in good >w< sadnyess :3 is xDD he; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ tawks >_> of OwO the basket 
UwU too, >_< howsoevew ^.^ he ;;w;; hath xDD had intelligence. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. >w< We'ww twy UwU that; uWu fow I'll ÚwÚ appoint my x3 men ^-^ to carry 
OwO the basket uWu again, ^-^ to ^.^ meet him at OwO the xDD doow with ^.^ it as uWu they 
>_> did last xDD time. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but :3 he'ww >w< be here ;;w;; pwesentwy; wet's >w< go dwess 
him >_< wike OwO the :3 witch >_> of >w< Bwainfowd. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. I'll ^.^ fiwst direct my x3 men what uWu they uWu shaww ^-^ do with 
OwO the x3 basket. uWu Go up; I'll bwing winyen uWu fow him ÚwÚ stwaight. Exit 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. >w< Hang ^w^ him, >_< dishonyest ÚwÚ vawwet! ^-^ we cannyot misuse 
him ^w^ enyough. 
>w< We'ww xDD weave :3 a proof, uWu by UwU that ;;w;; which ^-^ we uWu wiww uWu do, 
Wives ^-^ may >w< be >_> mewwy ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet >w< honyest ^w^ too. 
We ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^.^ act UwU that >_< often ÚwÚ jest ÚwÚ and laugh; 
^.^ 'Tis ^.^ owd uWu but ÚwÚ twue: OwO Stiww ^w^ swinye ;;w;; eats >w< aww OwO the >_< dwaff. Exit 

;;w;; We-entew ;;w;; MISTWESS uWu FOWD, with two UwU SEWVANTS 

uWu MWS. FOWD. Go, ;;w;; siws, UwU take OwO the basket UwU again uWu on >_> youw shoulders; 
>_> youw ^w^ mastew :3 is ^-^ hawd at uWu doow; ^-^ if ^.^ he ;;w;; bid you xDD set ^.^ it down, ^-^ obey 
him; ÚwÚ quickwy, UwU dispatch. Exit 
OwO FIWST SERVANT. ^w^ Come, xDD come, UwU take ^.^ it :33 up. 
x3 SECOND SERVANT. ;;w;; Pway >w< heaven ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ nyot :33 fuww >_> of x3 knyight again. 
OwO FIWST SERVANT. I >w< hope not; I xDD had OwO wief as bear OwO so >w< much :33 wead. 

x3 Entew uWu FOWD, ^-^ PAGE, >_> SHAWWOW, ÚwÚ CAIUS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH xDD EVANS 

FOWD. >w< Ay, uWu but ^-^ if ^.^ it ^w^ pwuv true, ^-^ Mastew >_< Page, ^.^ have you ^-^ any 
uWu way then ^-^ to xDD unfoow me OwO again? ÚwÚ Set ;;w;; down OwO the basket, viwwain! 
^w^ Somebody caww my wife. ^w^ Youth in :3 a ^.^ basket! :3 O you >w< pandewwy 
rascals, :33 thewe's :3 a uWu knyot, :3 a >_< ging, :3 a xDD pack, :3 a uWu conspiwacy 
x3 against >_> me. Nyow uWu shaww OwO the ^w^ deviw >w< be uWu sham'd. >_> What, xDD wife, I 
:33 say! ^w^ Come, come fowth; >w< behowd what >w< honyest clothes you 
^-^ send :3 fowth ^-^ to bleaching. 
UwU PAGE. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 passes, ^-^ Mastew Fowd; you awe ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< go loose 
^-^ any longer; you >w< must >w< be pinyion'd. 
x3 EVANS. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is wunyatics. :3 This :3 is mad as :3 a mad >_< dog. 
SHALLOW. ;;w;; Indeed, ^-^ Mastew >_< Fowd, :3 this :3 is ^.^ nyot well, :3 indeed. 
FOWD. ^w^ So uWu say I UwU too, sir. 

;;w;; We-entew ;;w;; MISTWESS FORD 

Come hithew, ^w^ Mistwess Fowd; ^w^ Mistwess >_< Fowd, OwO the >w< honyest 
woman, OwO the modest xDD wife, OwO the ÚwÚ viwtuous creature, UwU that ;;w;; hath 
OwO the x3 jeawous OwO foow ^-^ to xDD hew ^w^ husband! I :3 suspect ^-^ without ^-^ cause, 
Mistwess, ^-^ do x3 I? 
uWu MWS. FOWD. xDD Heaven >w< be my ;;w;; witnyess, you uWu do, ^-^ if you :3 suspect 
me in ^-^ any ^-^ dishonyesty. 
FOWD. ^.^ Weww said, ÚwÚ bwazen-face; howd ^.^ it >_< out. Come >w< fowth, sirrah. 
[Puwwing clothes >_< out >_> of OwO the ^w^ basket] 
UwU PAGE. :3 This passes! 
uWu MWS. FOWD. uWu Awe you ^.^ nyot asham'd? >_> Wet OwO the clothes awonye. 
FOWD. I uWu shaww find you x3 anyon. 
x3 EVANS. ^.^ 'Tis unreasonable. uWu Wiww you UwU take OwO up >_> youw :3 wife's 
clothes? Come >_> away. 
FOWD. ^w^ Empty OwO the basket, I >w< say. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. ÚwÚ Why, man, uWu why? 
FOWD. ^-^ Mastew >_< Page, as I x3 am :3 a man, there ÚwÚ was ^-^ onye uWu convey'd 
>_< out >_> of my house yesterday in :3 this x3 basket. UwU Why ^-^ may ^.^ nyot 
^.^ he >w< be there OwO again? UwU In my house I x3 am ^w^ suwe ^.^ he >_> is; my 
;;w;; intewwigence :3 is true; my jealousy :3 is reasonable. 
:33 Pwuck me >_< out >w< aww OwO the linen. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. >w< If you find :3 a man there, ^.^ he uWu shaww die :3 a fwea's 
:33 death. 
UwU PAGE. Here's nyo xDD man. 
SHALLOW. By my uWu fidewity, :3 this :3 is ^.^ nyot well, ^-^ Mastew Fowd; :3 this 
^-^ wwongs you. 
x3 EVANS. ^-^ Mastew >_< Fowd, you >w< must pray, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot follow OwO the 
imaginyations >_> of >_> youw >_> own >_> heawt; :3 this :3 is ^w^ jeawousies. 
FOWD. Weww, :33 he's ^.^ nyot here I >w< seek OwO fow. 
UwU PAGE. No, :3 nyow :3 nyowhewe ewse uWu but in >_> youw x3 bwain. 
FOWD. Hewp ^-^ to >_> seawch my house :3 this ^-^ onye xDD time. >w< If I find ^.^ nyot 
what I seek, show nyo >w< cowouw uWu fow my extremity; let me uWu fow 
>w< evew >w< be >_> youw ^-^ tabwe :33 spowt; let them uWu say >_> of me OwO 'As x3 jeawous as 
>_< Fowd, UwU that search'd :3 a >w< howwow >_> wawnyut uWu fow his :3 wife's >_< weman.' 
Satisfy me UwU once ^-^ mowe; UwU once ^-^ mowe >_> seawch with >_> me. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. >_> What, UwU hoa, ^w^ Mistwess Page! Come you ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ owd 
^-^ woman ;;w;; down; my xDD husband uWu wiww come OwO into OwO the ^.^ chambew. 
FOWD. Old ^-^ woman? what ^.^ owd :3 woman's ÚwÚ that? 
uWu MWS. FOWD. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ it :3 is my :33 maid's :33 aunt >_> of >w< Bwainfowd. 
FOWD. OwO A witch, :3 a ;;w;; quean, OwO an ^.^ owd cozenying :3 quean! >_< Have I ^.^ nyot 
fowbid xDD hew my >w< house? She comes >_> of >_< ewwands, OwO does uWu she? We 
awe ÚwÚ simpwe ^w^ men; ^-^ we ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow ^w^ what's ^w^ bwought ^-^ to xDD pass 
uWu undew OwO the >_< pwofession >_> of fowtunye-tewwing. She ^w^ wowks uWu by 
xDD chawms, uWu by uWu spewws, uWu by th' uWu figuwe, ÚwÚ and such UwU daub'wy as :3 this 
;;w;; is, uWu beyond ^-^ ouw ewement. We xDD knyow nothing. Come down, you 
witch, you xDD hag OwO you; come down, I >w< say. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. ;;w;; Nyay, good ^w^ sweet ^w^ husband! Good gentlemen, let 
him ^.^ nyot strike OwO the ^.^ owd OwO woman. 

;;w;; We-entew ^-^ FAWSTAFF in :3 woman's xDD cwothes, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; MISTWESS :3 PAGE 

uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ^w^ Come, Mother Prat; come. ^w^ give me >_> youw hand. 
FOWD. I'll prat :3 hew. [Beating xDD him] Out >_> of my doow, you 
witch, you x3 hag, you. baggage, you >_> powecat, you ronyon! 
:33 Out, ;;w;; out! I'll conjuwe you, I'll fowtunye-teww you. 
Exit ^-^ FAWSTAFF 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. uWu Awe you ^.^ nyot asham'd? I ÚwÚ think you ^.^ have xDD kiww'd OwO the 
UwU poow OwO woman. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ he uWu wiww ^-^ do it. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy ÚwÚ cwedit uWu fow you. 
FOWD. >w< Hang UwU hew, witch! 
x3 EVANS. By OwO yea ÚwÚ and no, I ÚwÚ think OwO the xDD oman :3 is :3 a :3 witch UwU indeed; I 
>_< wike ^.^ nyot when :3 a xDD oman >_> has :3 a gweat xDD peawd; I UwU spy :3 a gweat x3 peawd 
uWu undew his muffler. 
FOWD. uWu Wiww you x3 fowwow, ;;w;; gentwemen? I uWu beseech you x3 fowwow; 
UwU see uWu but OwO the xDD issue >_> of my uWu jeawousy; ^-^ if I x3 cwy >_< out ;;w;; thus x3 upon nyo 
^w^ twaiw, never xDD twust me when I open again. 
UwU PAGE. Let's ^-^ obey his humouw :3 a wittwe >_< fuwthew. ^w^ Come, 
>_< gentwemen. >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but uWu MWS. FORD ÚwÚ and uWu MWS. :3 PAGE 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. OwO Twust uWu me, ^.^ he beat him UwU most xDD pitifuwwy. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu by th' ;;w;; mass, UwU that ^.^ he >_> did not; ^.^ he beat him 
UwU most :3 unpitifuwwy xDD methought. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. I'll ^.^ have OwO the ;;w;; cudgew >_< hawwow'd ÚwÚ and :3 hung o'ew OwO the 
altar; ^.^ it ;;w;; hath x3 donye :33 mewitowious uWu sewvice. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. What ÚwÚ think you? May >_> we, with OwO the ;;w;; wawwant >_> of 
>_< womanhood ÚwÚ and OwO the witness >_> of :3 a good ^.^ conscience, x3 puwsue 
him with ^-^ any further OwO wevenge? 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. The spirit >_> of wantonness :3 is ^w^ suwe ^w^ scaw'd >_< out >_> of 
him; ^-^ if OwO the ^w^ deviw ^.^ have him ^.^ nyot in UwU fee-simpwe, with fine ÚwÚ and 
OwO wecuvwy, ^.^ he uWu wiww OwO nyevew, I xDD think, in OwO the uWu way >_> of ;;w;; waste, 
^-^ attempt OwO us again. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. :33 Shaww ^-^ we tell ^-^ ouw >_> husbands how ^-^ we ^.^ have sewv'd 
OwO him? 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. x3 Yes, uWu by >w< aww ÚwÚ means; ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be uWu but ^-^ to >_> scwape OwO the 
:33 figuwes >_< out >_> of >_> youw >_< husband's uWu bwains. >w< If uWu they can find in theiw 
hearts OwO the UwU poow ^-^ unviwtuous UwU fat x3 knyight uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ any further 
UwU affwicted, ^-^ we two uWu wiww still >w< be OwO the ministers. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. I'll ;;w;; wawwant they'll ^.^ have him x3 pubwicwy ^.^ sham'd; 
ÚwÚ and >w< methinks there would >w< be nyo UwU pewiod ^-^ to OwO the >w< jest, shouwd 
^.^ he ^.^ nyot >w< be x3 pubwicwy uWu sham'd. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ^w^ Come, ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; fowge with ^.^ it then; ^-^ shape it. I 
would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have >w< things ;;w;; coow. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. 

The Garter Inn 

x3 Entew OwO HOST ÚwÚ and BAWDOWPH 

:33 BAWDOWPH. >_> Siw, OwO the Gewmans desiwe ^-^ to ^.^ have three >_> of >_> youw 
howses; OwO the UwU Duke ^-^ himsewf uWu wiww >w< be to-morrow at couwt, ÚwÚ and 
uWu they awe ^-^ going ^-^ to ^.^ meet >_> him. 
HOST. What >_> duke shouwd UwU that >w< be comes OwO so UwU secwetwy? I hear 
^.^ nyot >_> of him in OwO the couwt. >_> Wet me speak with OwO the gentlemen; 
uWu they speak Engwish? 
:33 BAWDOWPH. >w< Ay, siw; I'll caww them ^-^ to you. 
HOST. ^.^ They uWu shaww ^.^ have my OwO howses, uWu but I'll ^-^ make them >_> pay; 
I'll :33 sauce them; uWu they ^.^ have xDD had my house :3 a >_> week at 
>_< command; I ^.^ have tuwn'd away my uWu othew guests. ^.^ They >w< must 
come off; I'll :33 sauce ^.^ them. x3 Come. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE ÚwÚ 4 

>_< FOWD'S house 

x3 Entew ^-^ PAGE, uWu FOWD, ;;w;; MISTWESS ^-^ PAGE, ;;w;; MISTWESS uWu FOWD, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH xDD EVANS 

x3 EVANS. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the :33 best discretions >_> of :3 a xDD oman as >w< evew 
>_> did ÚwÚ wook upon. 
UwU PAGE. And >_> did ^.^ he ^-^ send you uWu both ^.^ these letters at OwO an :33 instant? 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. xDD Within :3 a ÚwÚ quawtew >_> of OwO an hour. 
FOWD. Pawdon uWu me, wife. Henceforth, ^-^ do what :3 thou wiwt; 
I wathew uWu wiww :3 suspect OwO the >_< sun with x3 cowd 
>w< Than ÚwÚ thee with ^.^ wantonnyess. Nyow doth >w< thy uWu honyouw ^.^ stand, 
UwU In him UwU that ÚwÚ was >_> of ^.^ wate OwO an heretic, 
UwU As ^w^ fiwm as ;;w;; faith. 
UwU PAGE. ^.^ 'Tis well, 'tis ;;w;; weww; nyo more. 
Be ^.^ nyot as extreme in x3 submission as in UwU offence; 
But let ^-^ ouw plot >w< go :3 fowwawd. >_> Wet ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wives 
>_> Yet UwU once uWu again, ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO us uWu pubwic sport, 
^w^ Appoint :3 a meeting with :3 this ^.^ owd UwU fat fewwow, 
:3 Whewe ^-^ we ^-^ may UwU take him ÚwÚ and >w< disgwace him uWu fow it. 
FOWD. Thewe :3 is nyo better uWu way than UwU that uWu they xDD spoke >_> of. 
UwU PAGE. :3 How? ÚwÚ To ^-^ send him >_> wowd they'll ^.^ meet him in OwO the Pawk 
at midnight? :33 Fie, fie! :3 he'ww never x3 come! 
x3 EVANS. You uWu say ^.^ he >_> has >_< been ^-^ thwown in OwO the ^.^ wivews; ÚwÚ and >_> has 
>_< been gwievouswy UwU peaten as OwO an ^.^ owd oman; >w< methinks there 
shouwd >w< be terrors in ^w^ him, UwU that ^.^ he shouwd ^.^ nyot x3 come; 
>w< methinks his ^.^ fwesh :3 is punish'd; ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ have nyo desiwes. 
UwU PAGE. ^w^ So ÚwÚ think I ^w^ too. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. :33 Devise uWu but how ^w^ you'ww ;;w;; use him when ^.^ he uWu comes, 
And let OwO us two devise ^-^ to bwing him thithew. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Thewe :3 is OwO an ^.^ owd xDD tawe :33 goes UwU that :3 Heme OwO the Hunter, 
>_< Sometime :3 a keepew here in Windsor x3 Fowest, 
^-^ Doth >w< aww OwO the wintew-time, at still UwU midnyight, 
ÚwÚ Wawk x3 wound about OwO an uWu oak, with gweat ragg'd :33 howns; 
And there ^.^ he blasts OwO the xDD twee, ÚwÚ and ^-^ takes OwO the :33 cattwe, 
And makes ÚwÚ miwch-kinye ÚwÚ yiewd blood, ÚwÚ and xDD shakes :3 a >w< chain 
UwU In :3 a UwU most hideous ÚwÚ and dreadful mannyew. 
You ^.^ have heard >_> of such :3 a ^.^ spiwit, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww you xDD knyow 
The supewstitious idle-headed ewd 
Weceiv'd, ÚwÚ and >_> did x3 dewivew ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^-^ age, 
:3 This xDD tawe >_> of :3 Heme OwO the >_< Huntew uWu fow :3 a :33 twuth. 
UwU PAGE. UwU Why ÚwÚ yet there UwU want ^.^ nyot many UwU that ^-^ do ;;w;; feaw 
UwU In ^-^ deep >_> of night ^-^ to ÚwÚ wawk uWu by :3 this Herne's >_> oak. 
But what >_> of uWu this? 
uWu MWS. FOWD. x3 Mawwy, :3 this :3 is ^-^ ouw xDD device- 
:33 That :3 Fawstaff at UwU that xDD oak uWu shaww ^.^ meet with >w< us, 
Disguis'd, >_< wike xDD Heme, with huge howns uWu on his head. 
UwU PAGE. Weww, let ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >w< be >w< doubted uWu but :3 he'ww xDD come, 
And in :3 this OwO shape. When you ^.^ have ^w^ bwought him :33 thithew, 
What uWu shaww >w< be x3 donye with OwO him? What :3 is >_> youw >_> pwot? 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. :33 That wikewise ^.^ have ^-^ we ^w^ thought OwO upon, ÚwÚ and 
^.^ thus: 
Nan ;;w;; Page my >_> daughtew, ÚwÚ and my wittwe UwU son, 
And three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw ^-^ mowe >_> of theiw uWu gwowth, ^w^ we'ww dwess 
;;w;; Wike :3 uwchins, ouphes, ÚwÚ and x3 faiwies, green ÚwÚ and >_< white, 
x3 With rounds >_> of waxen :33 tapews uWu on theiw UwU heads, 
And ;;w;; wattwes in theiw OwO hands; x3 upon :3 a >_> sudden, 
UwU As Falstaff, :33 she, ÚwÚ and OwO I, awe newly met, 
>_> Wet them ^-^ fwom :3 fowth :3 a >w< sawpit x3 wush at UwU once 
x3 With >w< some diffused ^w^ song; x3 upon theiw OwO sight 
We two in gweat amazednyess uWu wiww uWu fwy. 
;;w;; Then let them >w< aww encircle him >w< about, 
And ÚwÚ faiwy-wike, ^-^ to ^.^ pinch OwO the >_< uncwean OwO knyight; 
And ÚwÚ ask him >_> why, UwU that hour >_> of uWu faiwy xDD wevew, 
UwU In theiw OwO so xDD sacwed ÚwÚ paths ^.^ he dawes ^-^ to ÚwÚ twead 
UwU In ^-^ shape profane. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. And ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he tell OwO the truth, 
>_> Wet OwO the supposed fairies ^.^ pinch him ^w^ sound, 
And >_< buwn him with theiw uWu tapews. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. The >w< twuth being ;;w;; knyown, 
>w< We'ww >w< aww ÚwÚ pwesent ouwsewves; >w< dis-hown OwO the ^.^ spiwit, 
And xDD mock him UwU home ^-^ to Windsor. 
FOWD. The chiwdwen >w< must 
Be practis'd ;;w;; weww ^-^ to :3 this ^w^ ow they'll :33 nyev'w ^-^ do 't. 
x3 EVANS. I uWu wiww teach OwO the chiwdwen theiw >w< behaviouws; ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww 
>w< be >_< wike :3 a uWu jack-an-apes awso, ^-^ to >_< buwn OwO the x3 knyight with my 
taber. 
FOWD. :33 That uWu wiww >w< be ^w^ excewwent. I'll >w< go ^-^ buy them vizawds. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. UwU My Nan uWu shaww >w< be OwO the Queen >_> of >w< aww OwO the >w< Faiwies, 
:3 Finyewy ^-^ attiwed in :3 a robe >_> of xDD white. 
UwU PAGE. :33 That :3 siwk uWu wiww I >w< go buy. ^-^ [Aside] And in UwU that UwU time 
:33 Shaww ^-^ Mastew >w< Swendew >_< steaw my Nan ^w^ away, 
And ÚwÚ mawwy xDD hew at ^-^ Eton.-Go, ^-^ send ^-^ to :3 Fawstaff ÚwÚ stwaight. 
FOWD. ;;w;; Nyay, I'll ^-^ to him uWu again, in name >_> of OwO Bwook; 
He'll tell me >w< aww his uWu puwpose. Suwe, :3 he'ww come. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. OwO Feaw ^.^ nyot you ;;w;; that. uWu Go >_< get OwO us ^-^ pwopewties 
And ^w^ twicking uWu fow ^-^ ouw fairies. 
x3 EVANS. >_> Wet OwO us about it. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ admiwabwe pleasures, ÚwÚ and :3 fewy 
>w< honyest knyavewies. >_< Exeunt ^-^ PAGE, uWu FOWD, ÚwÚ and xDD EVANS 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Go, ^w^ Mistwess uWu Fowd. 
>_> Send uWu Quickwy ^-^ to Sir uWu John ^-^ to xDD knyow his mind. 
Exit uWu MWS. FORD 
I'll ^-^ to OwO the UwU Doctow; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath my good wiww, 
And UwU nyonye uWu but >_< he, ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy with Nan ^w^ Page. 
:33 That x3 Swendew, >w< though ;;w;; weww ^w^ wanded, :3 is OwO an OwO idiot; 
And ^.^ he my xDD husband :33 best >_> of >w< aww >w< affects. 
The ^w^ Doctow :3 is ;;w;; weww money'd, ÚwÚ and his fwiends 
;;w;; Potent at >_> couwt; >_< he, UwU nyonye uWu but >_< he, uWu shaww ^.^ have UwU hew, 
^-^ Though twenty ^w^ thousand worthier come ^-^ to crave :3 hew. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE 5. 

The Garter Inn 

x3 Entew OwO HOST ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIMPWE 

HOST. What wouldst :3 thou x3 have, boor? >_> What, >_< thick-skin? 
xDD Speak, x3 bweathe, discuss; brief, showt, ^.^ quick, x3 snyap. 
SIMPLE. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, I come ^-^ to speak with Sir uWu John :3 Fawstaff 
^-^ fwom ^-^ Mastew UwU Swendew. 
HOST. There's his chambew, his OwO house, his xDD castwe, his 
:33 standing-bed ÚwÚ and truckle-bed; 'tis ^w^ painted about with OwO the 
story >_> of OwO the ^.^ Pwodigaw, ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and uWu nyew. Go, xDD knyock ÚwÚ and uWu can; :3 he'ww 
speak >_< wike OwO an ;;w;; Anthwopophaginyian x3 unto thee. UwU Knyock, I >w< say. 
SIMPLE. There's OwO an ^.^ owd woman, :3 a UwU fat woman, gonye OwO up OwO into 
his chambew; I'll >w< be OwO so bowd as ÚwÚ stay, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ she come ;;w;; down; 
I come ^-^ to speak with UwU hew, :3 indeed. 
HOST. Ha! :3 a UwU fat ^-^ woman? The x3 knyight ^-^ may >w< be uWu wobb'd. I'll :3 caww. 
OwO Buwwy :3 knyight! OwO Buwwy Sir UwU John! ^w^ Speak ^-^ fwom >w< thy >_< wungs 
military. Awt :3 thou thewe? ^w^ It :3 is UwU thinye OwO host, UwU thinye UwU Ephesian, UwU cawws. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. [Abuv] OwO How nyow, >_< minye :3 host? 
HOST. Here's :3 a :33 Bohemian-Tawtaw OwO tawwies OwO the UwU coming ;;w;; down >_> of 
>w< thy UwU fat OwO woman. >_> Wet xDD hew ÚwÚ descend, >w< buwwy, let xDD hew OwO descend; 
my ;;w;; chambews awe OwO honyouwibwe. :33 Fie, pwivacy, fie! 

x3 Entew ^-^ FAWSTAFF 

OwO FAWSTAFF. Thewe OwO was, >_< minye OwO host, OwO an ^.^ owd UwU fat ^-^ woman x3 even 
:3 nyow OwO with, me; uWu but she's gone. 
SIMPLE. ;;w;; Pway you, ;;w;; siw, >_> was't ^.^ nyot OwO the xDD wise ^-^ woman >_> of 
^w^ Bwainfowd? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ mawwy ÚwÚ was it, >w< mussew-sheww. What would you 
with uWu hew? 
SIMPLE. UwU My :3 mastew, ;;w;; siw, my ^-^ Mastew x3 Swendew, x3 sent ^-^ to UwU hew, 
>_< seeing xDD hew >w< go thowough OwO the stweets, ^-^ to >w< knyow, ;;w;; siw, whethew ^-^ onye 
^.^ Nym, ;;w;; siw, UwU that ^-^ beguiw'd him >_> of :3 a :33 chain, xDD had OwO the >w< chain ^w^ ow nyo. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. I ^-^ spake with OwO the ^.^ owd ^-^ woman about it. 
SIMPLE. And what :33 says :33 she, I pray, sir? 
^-^ FAWSTAFF x3 Mawwy, ^.^ she :33 says UwU that OwO the vewy >_> same man UwU that 
^-^ beguiw'd ^-^ Mastew >w< Swendew >_> of his >w< chain cozen'd him >_> of it. 
SIMPLE. I would I :33 couwd ^.^ have spoken with OwO the ^-^ woman 
herself; I xDD had uWu othew >w< things ^-^ to ^.^ have spoken with xDD hew UwU too, 
^-^ fwom >_> him. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. What awe OwO they? >_> Wet OwO us know. 
HOST. >w< Ay, x3 come; ^w^ quick. 
SIMPLE. I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot conceal ;;w;; them, sir. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> Conceaw ;;w;; them, ^w^ ow :3 thou ^-^ diest. 
>_> SIMPWE.. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, uWu they ;;w;; wewe nyothing uWu but about ^w^ Mistwess 
>_> Annye Page: ^-^ to xDD knyow ^-^ if ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe my >_< mastew's >_> fowtunye ^-^ to 
^.^ have xDD hew ^w^ ow nyo. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. OwO 'Tis, 'tis his xDD fowtunye. 
SIMPLE. What sir? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ To ^.^ have UwU hew, ^w^ ow nyo. uWu Go; uWu say OwO the ^-^ woman told me 
ÚwÚ so. 
SIMPLE. May I >w< be bowd ^-^ to uWu say so, sir? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, >_< wike ^-^ who ^-^ mowe bold? 
SIMPWE., I :3 thank >_> youw :33 wowship; I uWu shaww ^-^ make my ^w^ mastew ^.^ gwad 
with ^.^ these OwO tidings. Exit ÚwÚ SIMPWE 
HOST. Thou art :3 cwewkwy, :3 thou art :3 cwewkwy, Sir John. >_> Was 
there :3 a xDD wise ^-^ woman with OwO thee? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. >w< Ay, UwU that there OwO was, >_< minye :33 host; ^-^ onye UwU that ;;w;; hath 
^w^ taught me ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ wit than >w< evew I ^w^ weawn'd before in my life; 
ÚwÚ and I ÚwÚ paid nyothing uWu fow ^.^ it neither, uWu but ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ paid uWu fow my 
weawnying. 

x3 Entew BAWDOWPH 

:33 BAWDOWPH. :33 Out, alas, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ cozenyage, mere ^w^ cozenyage! 
HOST. :3 Whewe >w< be my horses? ^w^ Speak ;;w;; weww >_> of ;;w;; them, varletto. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. Wun away with OwO the :3 cozenyews; uWu fow OwO so >_> soon as I 
came uWu beyond Eton, uWu they >w< thwew me x3 off ^-^ fwom >_> behind ^-^ onye >_> of 
;;w;; them, in :3 a ^w^ swough >_> of OwO miwe; ÚwÚ and xDD set ^w^ spuws ÚwÚ and ^w^ away, >_< wike 
three ^w^ Gewman deviws, three ^w^ Doctow Faustuses. 
HOST. ^.^ They awe gonye uWu but ^-^ to ^.^ meet OwO the Duke, villain; ^-^ do ^.^ nyot 
uWu say uWu they >w< be ^-^ fwed. Gewmans awe >w< honyest ^-^ men. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH xDD EVANS 

x3 EVANS. :3 Whewe :3 is >_< minye :3 host? 
HOST. What :3 is OwO the matter, sir? 
x3 EVANS. >_< Have :3 a cawe >_> of >_> youw entertainments. Thewe :3 is :3 a fwiend 
>_> of >_< minye come ^-^ to ^-^ town uWu tewws me there :3 is three 
^w^ cozen-gewmans UwU that >_> has cozen'd >w< aww OwO the ^-^ hosts >_> of Readins, 
>_> of >_> Maidenhead, >_> of >w< Cowebwook, >_> of howses ÚwÚ and ^-^ monyey. I tell you uWu fow 
good wiww, ÚwÚ wook OwO you; you awe ÚwÚ wise, ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of xDD gibes ÚwÚ and 
vlouting-stogs, ÚwÚ and 'tis ^.^ nyot UwU convenyient you shouwd >w< be 
cozenyed. Fawe you :33 weww. Exit 

x3 Entew DOCTOR ÚwÚ CAIUS 

>w< CAIUS. ^w^ Vewe :3 is >_< minye host ^.^ de Jarteer? 
HOST. Here, ^-^ Mastew Doctor, in >_> pewpwexity ÚwÚ and doubtfuw 
ÚwÚ diwemma. 
>w< CAIUS. I cannyot tell vat :3 is ;;w;; dat; uWu but ^.^ it :3 is tell-a me dat you 
^-^ make gwand pwepawation uWu fow :3 a UwU Duke ^.^ de >w< Jamany. By my 
:3 twot, >w< dewe :3 is nyo >_> duke UwU that OwO the couwt :3 is xDD knyow ^-^ to x3 come; I 
tell you uWu fow good uWu wiww. OwO Adieu. Exit 
HOST. ^-^ Hue ÚwÚ and cwy, viwwain, go! ^w^ Assist uWu me, OwO knyight; I x3 am 
undonye. >w< Fwy, ^-^ wun, hue ÚwÚ and cwy, villain; I x3 am undonye. 
>_< Exeunt OwO HOST ÚwÚ and BAWDOWPH 
OwO FAWSTAFF. I would >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd UwU might >w< be xDD cozen'd, uWu fow I ^.^ have 
>_< been cozen'd ÚwÚ and >_> beaten ^w^ too. >w< If ^.^ it shouwd come ^-^ to OwO the caw 
>_> of OwO the couwt how I ^.^ have >_< been transformed, ÚwÚ and how my 
^w^ twansfowmation ;;w;; hath >_< been :33 wash'd ÚwÚ and >_> cudgeww'd, uWu they 
would OwO mewt me >_< out >_> of my fat, >_> dwop uWu by drop, ÚwÚ and :3 wiquow 
fishewmen's :33 boots with me; I ;;w;; wawwant uWu they would x3 whip me 
with theiw fine xDD wits ÚwÚ tiww I ;;w;; wewe as ÚwÚ cwestfaww'n as :3 a dried :3 peaw. 
I never pwospew'd >_< since I fowswowe ^-^ mysewf at ^w^ pwimewo. Weww, 
^-^ if my ^.^ wind ;;w;; wewe uWu but wong enough ^-^ to uWu say my >_> pwayews, 
would xDD wepent. 

x3 Entew ;;w;; MISTWESS :33 QUICKWY 

^.^ Nyow! :3 whence come you? 
QUICKWY. From OwO the two :33 pawties, forsooth. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. The ^w^ deviw UwU take ^-^ onye party ÚwÚ and his dam OwO the >_< othew! 
And OwO so uWu they uWu shaww >w< be uWu both ^-^ bestowed. I ^.^ have suffer'd ^-^ mowe 
uWu fow theiw xDD sakes, ^-^ mowe than OwO the >_< viwwainyous >_> inconstancy >_> of 
ÚwÚ man's ^-^ disposition :3 is able ^-^ to OwO beaw. 
QUICKWY. And ^.^ have ^.^ nyot uWu they suffew'd? x3 Yes, I ^w^ wawwant; 
speciouswy ^-^ onye >_> of them; ^w^ Mistwess >_< Fowd, good xDD heawt, :3 is >_> beaten 
bwack ÚwÚ and >w< bwue, UwU that you cannyot UwU see :3 a >_> white xDD spot about :3 hew. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. What >_> teww'st :3 thou me >_> of bwack ÚwÚ and blue? I ÚwÚ was 
>_> beaten ^-^ mysewf OwO into >w< aww OwO the colours >_> of OwO the rainbow; ÚwÚ and 
ÚwÚ was >_< wike ^-^ to >w< be >_< appwehended uWu fow OwO the :3 witch >_> of >w< Bwainfowd. But 
UwU that my ^.^ admiwabwe dextewity >_> of wit, my xDD countewfeiting OwO the 
>w< action >_> of OwO an ^.^ owd woman, deliver'd uWu me, OwO the ^.^ knyave ^w^ constabwe 
xDD had xDD set me >w< i' th' :33 stocks, >w< i' th' ^w^ common :33 stocks, uWu fow :3 a >_< witch. 
QUICKWY. >_> Siw, let me speak with you in >_> youw chambew; you 
uWu shaww hear how >w< things ÚwÚ go, :3 and, I x3 wawwant, ^-^ to >_> youw ÚwÚ content. 
;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a letter uWu wiww uWu say somewhat. Good hearts, what >_< ado 
here :3 is ^-^ to bwing you uWu togethew! Suwe, ^-^ onye >_> of you OwO does ^.^ nyot 
sewve >w< heaven well, UwU that you awe OwO so cross'd. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Come OwO up OwO into my ^.^ chambew. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE :33 6. 

The Garter Inn 

x3 Entew x3 FENTON ÚwÚ and OwO HOST 

HOST. ^-^ Mastew ^-^ Fenton, talk ^.^ nyot ^-^ to me; my :33 mind :3 is >_< heavy; I 
uWu wiww ^w^ give xDD uvw all. 
:33 FENTON. >_> Yet hear me speak. ^w^ Assist me in my >_< puwpose, 
And, as I x3 am :3 a ;;w;; gentweman, I'll ^w^ give OwO the 
OwO A ^-^ hundwed :3 pound in gold ^-^ mowe than >_> youw loss. 
HOST. I uWu wiww hear you, ^-^ Mastew ^.^ Fenton; ÚwÚ and I wiww, at OwO the >_> weast, 
^-^ keep >_> youw x3 counsew. 
:33 FENTON. From UwU time ^-^ to UwU time I ^.^ have acquainted you 
x3 With OwO the dear love I bear ^-^ to fair >_> Annye UwU Page; 
Who, mutuawwy, ;;w;; hath xDD answew'd my affection, 
^w^ So :3 faw :3 fowth as x3 hewsewf UwU might >w< be xDD hew UwU choosew, 
>_< Even ^-^ to my wish. I ^.^ have :3 a letter ^-^ fwom xDD hew 
x3 Of such uWu contents as you uWu wiww wonder at; 
The uWu miwth ^w^ wheweof OwO so larded with my matter 
:33 That neither, ^w^ singwy, can >w< be OwO manyifested 
Without OwO the show >_> of >_> both. Fat :3 Fawstaff 
;;w;; Hath :3 a gweat >_> scenye. The ^.^ image >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ jest 
I'll show you here at large. Hawk, good >_< minye >w< host: 
To-nyight at ^.^ Heme's uWu oak, ^.^ just :33 'twixt twewve ÚwÚ and one, 
Must my ^w^ sweet Nan ÚwÚ pwesent OwO the Faiwy ^w^ Queen- 
The OwO puwpose x3 why :3 is xDD hewe-in ;;w;; which >_> disguise, 
OwO Whiwe uWu othew :33 jests awe xDD something :3 wank uWu on ^.^ foot, 
Her fathew ;;w;; hath ^w^ commanded xDD hew ^-^ to :33 swip 
:3 Away with x3 Swendew, ÚwÚ and with him at Eton 
Immediately ^-^ to uWu mawwy; ^.^ she ;;w;; hath ;;w;; consented. 
Nyow, ;;w;; siw, 
Her mothew, x3 even >w< stwong x3 against UwU that ^-^ match 
And ^w^ fiwm uWu fow ^w^ Doctow UwU Caius, ;;w;; hath appointed 
:33 That ^.^ he uWu shaww wikewise >w< shuffwe xDD hew away 
OwO Whiwe uWu othew sports awe ^w^ tasking >_> of theiw uWu minds, 
And at OwO the ÚwÚ dean'wy, xDD whewe :3 a pwiest uWu attends, 
:33 Stwaight ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. ÚwÚ To :3 this xDD hew >_> mothew's plot 
She seemingly uWu obedient wikewise ;;w;; hath 
^w^ Made pwomise ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ doctow. Nyow ;;w;; thus ^.^ it wests: 
Her fathew :3 means ^.^ she uWu shaww >w< be >w< aww in white; 
And in UwU that habit, when >w< Swendew >_> sees his UwU time 
ÚwÚ To UwU take xDD hew uWu by OwO the hand ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid xDD hew ÚwÚ go, 
She uWu shaww >w< go with him; xDD hew mothew ;;w;; hath intended 
The better ^-^ to xDD denyote xDD hew ^-^ to OwO the :3 doctow- 
>_< Fow uWu they >w< must >w< aww >w< be ;;w;; mask'd ÚwÚ and vizawded- 
:33 That OwO quaint in green ^.^ she uWu shaww >w< be loose ;;w;; enwob'd, 
x3 With ribands pendent, flaring ^-^ 'bout xDD hew ÚwÚ head; 
And when OwO the doctow spies his :3 vantage xDD wipe, 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ pinch xDD hew uWu by OwO the ;;w;; hand, :3 and, uWu on UwU that token, 
The maid ;;w;; hath >w< given consent ^-^ to >w< go with >_> him. 
HOST. ^w^ Which :3 means ^.^ she ^-^ to UwU deceive, fathew ^w^ ow >_> mothew? 
:33 FENTON. UwU Both, my good OwO host, ^-^ to >w< go ÚwÚ awong with >_> me. 
And here ^.^ it xDD wests-that ^w^ you'ww procure OwO the vicaw 
ÚwÚ To stay uWu fow me at church, :33 'twixt twewve ÚwÚ and one, 
And in OwO the lawful name >_> of ;;w;; mawwying, 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give ^-^ ouw hearts >_> unyited cewemony. 
HOST. Weww, xDD husband >_> youw >w< device; I'll ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ vicaw. 
>_< Bwing you OwO the ;;w;; maid, you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot wack :3 a pwiest. 
:33 FENTON. ^w^ So uWu shaww I xDD evewmowe >w< be bound ^-^ to thee; 
UwU Besides, I'll ^-^ make :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent wecompense. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. 

The Garter Inn 

x3 Entew ^-^ FAWSTAFF ÚwÚ and ;;w;; MISTWESS :33 QUICKWY 

OwO FAWSTAFF. Prithee, nyo ^-^ mowe >_> pwattwing; ^.^ go. >_> I'ww, howd. :3 This :3 is 
OwO the third time; I >w< hope good xDD wuck :3 wies in uWu odd x3 nyumbews. 
Away, ^.^ go; uWu they uWu say there :3 is divinyity in uWu odd numbers, ;;w;; eithew 
in >_> nyativity, uWu chance, ^w^ ow :33 death. :3 Away. 
QUICKWY. I'll :3 pwovide you :3 a :33 chain, ÚwÚ and I'll ^-^ do what I can ^-^ to 
>_< get you :3 a paiw >_> of howns. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Away, I ^w^ say; UwU time weaws; howd OwO up >_> youw uWu head, ÚwÚ and 
OwO mince. Exit uWu MWS. :33 QUICKWY 

x3 Entew FORD uWu disguised 

OwO How nyow, ^-^ Mastew Bwook. ^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, OwO the matter uWu wiww 
>w< be OwO knyown tonight ^w^ ow never. Be you in OwO the Pawk about 
UwU midnyight, at Herne's uWu oak, ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww UwU see >_< wondews. 
FOWD. x3 Went you ^.^ nyot ^-^ to xDD hew x3 yestewday, ;;w;; siw, as you told me 
you xDD had ;;w;; appointed? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. I went ^-^ to UwU hew, ^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, as you >_> see, >_< wike :3 a 
UwU poow ^.^ owd >w< man; uWu but I came ^-^ fwom UwU hew, ^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, >_< wike :3 a 
UwU poow ^.^ owd OwO woman. :33 That >_> same ^.^ knyave >_< Fowd, xDD hew xDD husband, ;;w;; hath 
OwO the finest mad ^w^ deviw >_> of jealousy in ^w^ him, ^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, UwU that 
>w< evew guvwn'd >_> fwenzy. I uWu wiww tell xDD you-he beat me gwievouswy 
in OwO the ^-^ shape >_> of :3 a ;;w;; woman; uWu fow in OwO the ^-^ shape >_> of man, ^-^ Mastew 
>_< Bwook, I ;;w;; feaw ^.^ nyot Gowiath with :3 a weavew's beam; ^.^ because 
I xDD knyow ÚwÚ awso life :3 is :3 a ^w^ shuttwe. I x3 am in >_> haste; >w< go ÚwÚ awong with 
me; I'ww. tell you aww, ^-^ Mastew Bwook. x3 Since I UwU pwuck'd geese, 
>_> pway'd truant, ÚwÚ and :3 whipp'd >_< top, I knew ^.^ nyot what 'twas ^-^ to 
>w< be >_> beaten ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ watewy. Follow >_> me. I'll tell you ÚwÚ stwange >w< things 
>_> of :3 this uWu knyave-Fowd, uWu on xDD whom ^.^ to-nyight I uWu wiww >w< be revenged, 
ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww x3 dewivew his UwU wife OwO into >_> youw hand. Follow. Strange 
>w< things in ;;w;; hand, ^-^ Mastew Brook! Follow. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. 

Windsor Pawk 

x3 Entew ^-^ PAGE, >_> SHAWWOW, ÚwÚ and SLENDER 

UwU PAGE. ^w^ Come, x3 come; ^w^ we'ww ^w^ couch >w< i' th' >_> Castwe OwO ditch ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ we 
UwU see OwO the ^.^ wight >_> of ^-^ ouw fairies. :3 Wemembew, :3 son x3 Swendew, my daughter. 
SLENDER. >w< Ay, uWu fowsooth; I ^.^ have xDD spoke with UwU hew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we ^.^ have 
:3 a ^.^ nyay-wowd how ^-^ to xDD knyow ^-^ onye >_> anyothew. I come ^-^ to xDD hew in 
>_> white ÚwÚ and x3 cwy :33 'mum'; ^.^ she x3 cwies uWu 'budget,' ÚwÚ and uWu by UwU that ^-^ we 
xDD knyow ^-^ onye >_> anyothew. 
SHALLOW. ^.^ That's good :33 too; uWu but what ^.^ nyeeds ;;w;; eithew >_> youw ^w^ mum 
^w^ ow xDD hew budget? The >_> white uWu wiww deciphew xDD hew ;;w;; weww ^w^ enyough. 
^w^ It ;;w;; hath struck >w< ten >w< o'cwock. 
UwU PAGE. The night :3 is dark; ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and uWu spiwits uWu wiww ÚwÚ become ^.^ it :33 weww. 
xDD Heaven ^w^ pwospew ^-^ ouw uWu spowt! :3 Nyo man :3 means evil uWu but OwO the 
x3 deviw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu shaww xDD knyow him uWu by his howns. Let's away; 
follow >_> me. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. 

OwO A uWu stweet leading ^-^ to OwO the Pawk 

x3 Entew ;;w;; MISTWESS ^-^ PAGE, ;;w;; MISTWESS uWu FOWD, ÚwÚ and DOCTOR ÚwÚ CAIUS 

uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ^-^ Mastew Doctor, my daughter :3 is in gween; when 
you UwU see >_> youw UwU time, UwU take xDD hew uWu by OwO the ;;w;; hand, away with xDD hew ^-^ to 
OwO the OwO deanyewy, ÚwÚ and uWu dispatch ^.^ it ^w^ quickwy. uWu Go before OwO into OwO the 
Pawk; ^-^ we two >w< must >w< go >w< togethew. 
>w< CAIUS. I xDD knyow vat I ^.^ have ^-^ to do; ^.^ adieu. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Fawe you well, sir. xDD [Exit uWu CAIUS] UwU My xDD husband 
uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu wejoice OwO so >w< much at OwO the ^w^ abuse >_> of :3 Fawstaff as ^.^ he uWu wiww 
;;w;; chafe at OwO the >w< doctow's uWu mawwying my ^-^ daughtew; uWu but 'tis nyo 
matter; better :3 a wittwe chiding than :3 a gweat ^-^ deaw >_> of 
heawtbweak. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. :3 Whewe :3 is Nan nyow, ÚwÚ and xDD hew >_< twoop >_> of x3 faiwies, ÚwÚ and 
OwO the x3 Wewsh x3 deviw, :33 Hugh? 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ^.^ They awe >w< aww couch'd in :3 a ^.^ pit ^-^ hawd uWu by ^.^ Heme's 
uWu oak, with ^.^ obscuw'd xDD wights; which, at OwO the vewy x3 instant >_> of 
Falstaff's ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw UwU meeting, uWu they uWu wiww at UwU once dispway ^-^ to OwO the 
^-^ nyight. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. :33 That cannyot OwO choose uWu but amaze >_> him. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. >w< If ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ nyot amaz'd, ^.^ he uWu wiww >w< be ÚwÚ mock'd; ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be 
amaz'd, ^.^ he uWu wiww every uWu way >w< be x3 mock'd. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. >w< We'ww :33 betway him ^w^ finyewy. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. uWu Against such lewdsters ÚwÚ and theiw ^-^ wechewy, 
Those UwU that :33 betway them ^-^ do nyo ^w^ tweachewy. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. The hour dwaws x3 on. ÚwÚ To OwO the uWu oak, ^-^ to OwO the >w< oak! 
>_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE x3 4. 

Windsor Pawk 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH xDD EVANS >_< wike :3 a OwO satyw, with ^.^ OTHEWS as fairies 

x3 EVANS. Trib, >w< twib, faiwies; x3 come; ÚwÚ and wemembew >_> youw pawts. 
Be ^.^ powd, I pray OwO you; follow me OwO into OwO the ^-^ pit; ÚwÚ and when I 
^w^ give OwO the watch-owds, ^-^ do as I x3 pid you. ^w^ Come, x3 come; >w< twib, 
trib. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE 5. 

>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the Pawk 

x3 Entew ^-^ FAWSTAFF uWu disguised as ^.^ HEWNyE 

OwO FAWSTAFF. The Windsor beww ;;w;; hath struck :33 twewve; OwO the :3 minyute 
dwaws x3 on. Nyow OwO the >w< hot-bwooded UwU gods ^-^ assist UwU me! 
:3 Wemembew, :33 Juv, :3 thou >_< wast :3 a uWu buww uWu fow >w< thy xDD Euwopa; love xDD set uWu on >w< thy 
howns. :3 O >w< powewfuw ^w^ wuv! UwU that in >w< some respects makes :3 a 
beast :3 a >w< man; in >w< some uWu othew :3 a man :3 a beast. You ;;w;; wewe awso, 
Jupitew, :3 a x3 swan, uWu fow OwO the love >_> of Weda. :3 O uWu omnyipotent ^w^ wuv! 
how ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the god >_< dwew ^-^ to OwO the complexion >_> of :3 a xDD goose! OwO A 
fauwt x3 donye ^.^ fiwst in OwO the fowm >_> of :3 a beast-O :33 Juv, :3 a >_> beastwy 
^-^ fauwt!-and then another fauwt in OwO the sembwance >_> of :3 a fowl- 
ÚwÚ think ^-^ on't, :33 Juv, :3 a ;;w;; fouw x3 fauwt! When UwU gods ^.^ have ^.^ hot uWu backs 
what uWu shaww UwU poow x3 men x3 do? >_< Fow uWu me, I x3 am here :3 a Windsor 
;;w;; stag; ÚwÚ and OwO the fattest, I xDD think, >w< i' th' >_< fowest. >_> Send me :3 a cool 
^w^ wut-time, :33 Juv, ^w^ ow ^-^ who can blame me ^-^ to ;;w;; piss my tallow? 
OwO Who comes hewe? my doe? 

x3 Entew ;;w;; MISTWESS FORD ÚwÚ and ;;w;; MISTWESS :3 PAGE 

uWu MWS. FOWD. Sir UwU John! Awt :3 thou there, my ;;w;; deew, my mawe deer. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. UwU My ^w^ doe with OwO the bwack ^-^ scut! >_> Wet OwO the OwO sky ;;w;; wain 
potatoes; let ^.^ it thundew ^-^ to OwO the xDD tunye >_> of Greensleeves, >_< haiw 
^w^ kissing-comfits, ÚwÚ and snyow ewingoes; let there come :3 a ^w^ tempest 
>_> of provocation, I uWu wiww shewtew me here. UwU [Embwacing :3 hew] 
uWu MWS. FOWD. ^w^ Mistwess ;;w;; Page :3 is come with uWu me, sweetheawt. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. ^.^ Divide me >_< wike :3 a brib'd UwU buck, OwO each :3 a haunch; I 
uWu wiww ^-^ keep my ^-^ sides ^-^ to ÚwÚ mysewf, my shouwdews uWu fow OwO the :3 fewwow 
>_> of :3 this ^-^ wawk, ÚwÚ and my howns I UwU bequeath >_> youw x3 husbands. OwO Am 
I :3 a ^.^ woodman, ha? ^w^ Speak I >_< wike :3 Heme OwO the uWu Huntew? ÚwÚ Why, 
:3 nyow :3 is ;;w;; Cupid :3 a >w< chiwd >_> of :3 conscience; ^.^ he makes :3 westitution. 
UwU As I x3 am :3 a OwO twue ^.^ spiwit, welcome! ;;w;; [A ^w^ nyoise >_> of x3 howns] 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ^.^ Awas, what xDD nyoise? 
uWu MWS. FOWD. xDD Heaven forgive ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ sins! 
OwO FAWSTAFF. What shouwd :3 this x3 be? 
uWu MWS. FOWD. UwU } Away, >_> away. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. UwU } Away, >_> away. ^.^ [They run >_> off] 
OwO FAWSTAFF. I ÚwÚ think OwO the ^w^ deviw uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have me damn'd, west OwO the 
uWu oiw that's in me shouwd xDD set heww uWu on uWu fiwe; ^.^ he would never ewse 
cross me OwO thus. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH xDD EVANS >_< wike :3 a OwO satyw, ANNyE :3 PAGE as 
:3 a uWu faiwy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ OTHEWS as OwO the Faiwy uWu Queen, x3 faiwies, ÚwÚ and 
Hobgobwin; >w< aww with :33 tapews 

OwO FAIWY x3 QUEEN. >w< Faiwies, :3 bwack, xDD gwey, x3 gween, ÚwÚ and >_< white, 
You >_> moonshinye revellers, ÚwÚ and >w< shades >_> of night, 
You :3 owphan ;;w;; heiws >_> of uWu fixed destiny, 
x3 Attend >_> youw >w< office ÚwÚ and >_> youw quality. 
ÚwÚ Cwiew Hobgoblin, ^-^ make OwO the uWu faiwy >_< oyes. 
PUCK. ;;w;; Ewves, list >_> youw ÚwÚ nyames; :3 siwence, you >_> aiwy ^.^ toys. 
Cricket, ^-^ to Windsor ^-^ chimnyeys ^-^ shawt :3 thou ^w^ weap; 
:3 Whewe fiwes :3 thou ^-^ find'st x3 unwak'd, ÚwÚ and heawths :33 unswept, 
Thewe ^.^ pinch OwO the xDD maids as blue as biwbewwy; 
Our radiant Queen OwO hates swuts ÚwÚ and swuttewy. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. ^.^ They awe faiwies; ^.^ he UwU that ^-^ speaks ^-^ to them uWu shaww ^-^ die. 
I'll :3 wink ÚwÚ and ;;w;; couch; nyo man theiw ^w^ wowks >w< must >w< eye. 
OwO [Wies ;;w;; down x3 upon his ^.^ face] 
x3 EVANS. Where's Pede? uWu Go you, ÚwÚ and xDD whewe you find :3 a maid 
That, ewe ^.^ she >w< sweep, >_> has ÚwÚ thwice xDD hew ;;w;; pwayews said, 
Raise OwO up OwO the ^.^ owgans >_> of xDD hew >_> fantasy 
^w^ Sweep ^.^ she as :33 sound as >_> cawewess OwO infancy; 
But x3 those as ;;w;; sweep ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think ^.^ nyot uWu on theiw UwU sins, 
>_< Pinch ;;w;; them, uWu awms, ^.^ wegs, backs, UwU shouwdews, :3 sides, ÚwÚ and shins. 
OwO FAIWY x3 QUEEN. ^w^ About, ;;w;; about; 
^-^ Seawch Windsor xDD castwe, OwO ewves, within ÚwÚ and ^-^ out; 
Strew good OwO wuck, ouphes, uWu on every xDD sacwed UwU woom, 
:33 That ^.^ it ^-^ may ^.^ stand ÚwÚ tiww OwO the x3 pewpetuaw :33 doom 
UwU In OwO state as >_> whowesome as in OwO state 'tis ^.^ fit, 
Wowthy OwO the xDD ownyew ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD ownyew it. 
The uWu sevewaw ÚwÚ chaiws >_> of owdew ÚwÚ wook you ÚwÚ scouw 
x3 With x3 juice >_> of balm ÚwÚ and every pwecious OwO fwowew; 
>_> Each fair instawment, UwU coat, ÚwÚ and x3 sev'waw x3 cwest, 
x3 With :33 woyaw UwU bwazon, xDD evewmowe >w< be bwest! 
And x3 nyightwy, meadow-fairies, ÚwÚ wook you sing, 
;;w;; Wike ^-^ to OwO the >w< Gawtew's >_< compass, in :3 a :3 wing; 
^-^ Th' expwessuwe UwU that ^.^ it bears, green let ^.^ it ^.^ be, 
Mowe x3 fewtiwe-fwesh than >w< aww OwO the field ^-^ to xDD see; 
And x3 'Honyi soit >_> qui mal OwO y >_> pense' wwite 
UwU In >_> em'wawd >_< tufts, >_> fwow'ws xDD puwpwe, blue ÚwÚ and white; 
;;w;; Wike sapphire, pearl, ÚwÚ and rich embroidery, 
Buckled x3 bewow fair knyighthood's bending ^.^ knyee. 
Fairies ;;w;; use >_> fwow'ws uWu fow theiw chawactewy. 
Away, uWu dispewse; uWu but ÚwÚ tiww 'tis ^-^ onye o'cwock, 
Our ^-^ dance >_> of UwU custom x3 wound about OwO the xDD oak 
x3 Of ÚwÚ Hewnye OwO the >_< Huntew let OwO us ^.^ nyot forget. 
x3 EVANS. ;;w;; Pway you, ^-^ wock hand in >w< hand; youwsewves in owdew ;;w;; set; 
And twenty >w< gwow-wowms uWu shaww ^-^ ouw lanterns ^.^ be, 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ guide ^-^ ouw measuwe x3 wound about OwO the >_< twee. 
But, >_> stay. I smell :3 a man >_> of middwe xDD eawth. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Heavens ^w^ defend me ^-^ fwom UwU that x3 Wewsh uWu faiwy, west ^.^ he 
^-^ twansfowm me ^-^ to :3 a piece >_> of cheese! 
PUCK. Vile wowm, :3 thou >_< wast ^w^ o'ewwook'd x3 even in >w< thy uWu biwth. 
OwO FAIWY x3 QUEEN. x3 With twiaw-fiwe ^.^ touch me his finger-end; 
>w< If ^.^ he >w< be chaste, OwO the flame uWu wiww xDD back ÚwÚ descend, 
And xDD tuwn him ^-^ to nyo xDD pain; uWu but ^-^ if ^.^ he start, 
^w^ It :3 is OwO the ^.^ fwesh >_> of :3 a >_< cowwupted ÚwÚ heawt. 
PUCK. OwO A trial, come. 
x3 EVANS. ^w^ Come, uWu wiww :3 this >_> wood UwU take xDD fiwe? 
^.^ [They >w< put OwO the :33 tapews ^-^ to his ^w^ fingews, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he starts] 
OwO FAWSTAFF. >_> Oh, oh, :3 oh! 
OwO FAIWY x3 QUEEN. Corrupt, uWu cowwupt, ÚwÚ and :33 tainted in desiwe! 
About ^w^ him, faiwies; sing :3 a scownfuw rhyme; 
And, as you :33 twip, still ^.^ pinch him ^-^ to >_> youw xDD time. 
OwO THE >w< SONG. 
;;w;; Fie uWu on sinful xDD fantasy! 
;;w;; Fie uWu on wust ÚwÚ and luxury! 
;;w;; Wust :3 is uWu but :3 a bwoody fire, 
Kindwed with x3 unchaste desiwe, 
OwO Fed in xDD heawt, uWu whose ^.^ fwames aspire, 
UwU As >_> thoughts ^-^ do blow ;;w;; them, highew ÚwÚ and higher. 
>_< Pinch ^w^ him, x3 faiwies, mutually; 
>_< Pinch him uWu fow his ÚwÚ viwwainy; 
>_< Pinch him ÚwÚ and >_< buwn him ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn him >w< about, 
;;w;; Tiww candles ÚwÚ and >w< staw-wight ÚwÚ and >_> moonshinye >w< be >_< out. 

^-^ Duwing :3 this ^.^ song uWu they ^.^ pinch OwO FAWSTAFF. DOCTOR 
ÚwÚ CAIUS comes ^-^ onye >_< way, ÚwÚ and xDD steaws away :3 a uWu faiwy in 
gween; SLENDER another >_< way, ÚwÚ and ^-^ takes x3 off :3 a uWu faiwy in 
white; ÚwÚ and x3 FENTON xDD steaws away ANNyE UwU PAGE. OwO A ^w^ nyoise 
>_> of x3 hunting :3 is heard within. ^-^ Aww OwO the fairies run >_> away. 
^-^ FAWSTAFF xDD puwws x3 off his buck's uWu head, ÚwÚ and >w< wises 

x3 Entew ^-^ PAGE, uWu FOWD, ;;w;; MISTWESS ^-^ PAGE, ;;w;; MISTWESS uWu FOWD, ÚwÚ and 
ÚwÚ SIW :33 HUGH xDD EVANS 

UwU PAGE. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^w^ fwy; I ÚwÚ think ^-^ we ^.^ have ^w^ watch'd you OwO nyow. 
uWu Wiww UwU nyonye uWu but :3 Heme OwO the >_< Huntew sewve >_> youw ^w^ tuwn? 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. I pray you, xDD come, howd OwO up OwO the ÚwÚ jest nyo higher. 
Nyow, good Sir :33 John, how >_< wike you Windsor >w< wives? 
^w^ See you :33 these, ^.^ husband? Do ^.^ nyot ^.^ these fair :3 yokes 
>_> Become OwO the fowest better than OwO the :33 town? 
FOWD. Nyow, ;;w;; siw, :33 who's :3 a uWu cuckowd ^w^ nyow? ^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, 
Falstaff's :3 a >_< knyave, :3 a :33 cuckowdwy knave; here awe his >_< howns, 
^-^ Mastew OwO Bwook; :3 and, ^-^ Mastew >_< Bwook, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO enjoyed nyothing >_> of 
Ford's uWu but his buck-basket, his cudgel, ÚwÚ and twenty >w< pounds 
>_> of >_> monyey, ;;w;; which >w< must >w< be ÚwÚ paid ^-^ to ^-^ Mastew OwO Bwook; his howses 
awe arrested uWu fow it, ^-^ Mastew Bwook. 
uWu MWS. FOWD. Sir :33 John, ^-^ we ^.^ have xDD had i-iww wuck; ^-^ we :33 couwd never 
ÚwÚ meet. I uWu wiww never UwU take you uWu fow my love ÚwÚ again; uWu but I uWu wiww 
:33 awways ;;w;; count you my deer. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. I ^-^ do begin ^-^ to pewceive UwU that I x3 am :3 made OwO an ass. 
FOWD. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and OwO an >_> ox :33 too; uWu both OwO the pwoofs awe :33 extant. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. And ^.^ these awe ^.^ nyot ;;w;; faiwies? I ÚwÚ was three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw 
xDD times in OwO the ^w^ thought uWu they ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot faiwies; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet OwO the 
guiltiness >_> of my UwU mind, OwO the ^w^ sudden surprise >_> of my powers, 
:33 dwuv OwO the ÚwÚ gwossnyess >_> of OwO the foppery OwO into :3 a receiv'd bewief, 
in UwU despite >_> of OwO the UwU teeth >_> of >w< aww x3 whyme ÚwÚ and reason, UwU that uWu they 
;;w;; wewe fairies. ^w^ See :3 nyow how ÚwÚ wit ^-^ may >w< be :3 made :3 a ^-^ Jack-a-Went 
when 'tis x3 upon i-iww empwoyment. 
x3 EVANS. Sir uWu John Falstaff, sewve >w< Got, ÚwÚ and xDD weave >_> youw desiwes, 
ÚwÚ and fairies uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_> pinse you. 
FOWD. ^.^ Weww said, uWu faiwy x3 Hugh. 
x3 EVANS. And xDD weave you >_> youw OwO jeawousies UwU too, I pray you. 
FOWD. I uWu wiww never ^-^ mistwust my UwU wife uWu again, ÚwÚ tiww :3 thou art able 
^-^ to ^w^ woo xDD hew in good Engwish. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. >_< Have I >_> waid my bwain in OwO the >_> sun, ÚwÚ and dried it, UwU that 
^.^ it ÚwÚ wants matter ^-^ to >w< pwevent OwO so ;;w;; gwoss, o'er-reaching as uWu this? 
OwO Am I ;;w;; widden with :3 a x3 Wewsh OwO goat too? :33 Shaww I ^.^ have :3 a xDD cox-comb 
>_> of frieze? ^.^ 'Tis UwU time I ;;w;; wewe >_< chok'd with :3 a piece >_> of 
UwU toasted ^-^ cheese. 
x3 EVANS. Seese :3 is ^.^ nyot good ^-^ to ^w^ give :3 puttew; >_> youw :33 bewwy :3 is >w< aww 
xDD puttew. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. 'Seese' ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ 'puttew'! >_< Have I uWu wiv'd ^-^ to ^.^ stand at OwO the 
:3 taunt >_> of ^-^ onye UwU that makes :33 fwittews >_> of Engwish? :3 This :3 is enough 
^-^ to >w< be OwO the UwU decay >_> of wust ÚwÚ and wate-wawking OwO thwough OwO the realm. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ÚwÚ Why, Sir :33 John, ^-^ do you xDD think, >w< though ^-^ we would 
^.^ have OwO thwust :3 viwtue >_< out >_> of ^-^ ouw hearts uWu by OwO the head ÚwÚ and 
UwU shouwdews, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have >w< given uWu ouwsewves ^-^ without scruple ^-^ to >_< heww, 
UwU that >w< evew OwO the ^w^ deviw :33 couwd ^.^ have :3 made you ^-^ ouw uWu dewight? 
FOWD. >_> What, :3 a ^w^ hodge-pudding? :3 a x3 bag >_> of :3 fwax? 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. OwO A ^w^ puff'd man? 
UwU PAGE. Owd, cold, >_> withew'd, ÚwÚ and >_> of intolerable entrails? 
FOWD. And ^-^ onye UwU that :3 is as >w< swandewous as Satan? 
UwU PAGE. And as UwU poow as ^w^ Job? 
FOWD. And as ;;w;; wicked as his x3 wife? 
x3 EVANS. And >w< given ^-^ to fornications, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^-^ tavewns, ÚwÚ and :3 sack, 
ÚwÚ and winye, ÚwÚ and metheglins, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to drinkings, ÚwÚ and >w< sweawings, 
ÚwÚ and :3 stawings, UwU pwibbwes ÚwÚ and >_> pwabbwes? 
OwO FAWSTAFF. Weww, I x3 am >_> youw ^.^ theme; you ^.^ have OwO the start >_> of me; 
I x3 am ^.^ dejected; I x3 am ^.^ nyot able ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew OwO the x3 Wewsh flannel; 
xDD ignyowance itsewf :3 is :3 a OwO pwummet o'ew me; ;;w;; use me as you uWu wiww. 
FOWD. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ we'ww bwing you ^-^ to Windsor, ^-^ to ^-^ onye ^-^ Mastew 
>_< Bwook, UwU that you ^.^ have cozen'd >_> of >_> monyey, ^-^ to xDD whom you 
shouwd ^.^ have >_< been :3 a pander. Over ÚwÚ and :33 abuv UwU that you ^.^ have 
OwO suffew'd, I ÚwÚ think ^-^ to repay UwU that money uWu wiww >w< be :3 a >_> biting 
affwiction. 
UwU PAGE. >_> Yet >w< be UwU cheewfuw, OwO knyight; :3 thou ^-^ shawt xDD eat :3 a ^w^ posset 
tonight at my OwO house, xDD whewe I uWu wiww desiwe ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to waugh at my 
xDD wife, UwU that :3 nyow laughs at thee. >_> Teww xDD hew ^-^ Mastew >w< Swendew ;;w;; hath 
married xDD hew daughter. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ^-^ [Aside] UwU Doctows x3 doubt UwU that; ^-^ if >_> Annye ;;w;; Page >w< be 
my >_> daughtew, ^.^ she ;;w;; is, uWu by this, ^w^ Doctow Caius' wife. 

x3 Entew SLENDER 

SLENDER. ^.^ Whoa, ^w^ ho, ^w^ ho, fathew Page! 
UwU PAGE. >_< Son, how nyow! how nyow, >_< son! >_< Have you ^w^ dispatch'd'? 
SLENDER. ^w^ Dispatch'd! I'll ^-^ make OwO the :33 best in OwO Gwoucestewshiwe 
xDD knyow >w< on't; would I ;;w;; wewe hang'd, wa, else! 
UwU PAGE. x3 Of what, xDD son? 
SLENDER. I came :33 yondew at Eton ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy ^w^ Mistwess >_> Annye 
>_< Page, ÚwÚ and she's :3 a gweat lubberly ÚwÚ boy. >w< If ^.^ it xDD had ^.^ nyot >_< been >w< i' 
th' church, I would ^.^ have ^-^ swing'd ^w^ him, ^w^ ow ^.^ he shouwd ^.^ have 
^-^ swing'd >_> me. >w< If I >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think ^.^ it xDD had >_< been >_> Annye >_< Page, 
would I UwU might never x3 stiw!-and 'tis :3 a postmaster's ÚwÚ boy. 
UwU PAGE. :3 Upon my xDD wife, then, you took OwO the ^.^ wwong. 
SLENDER. What :3 nyeed you tell me ÚwÚ that? I ÚwÚ think so, when I 
took :3 a :3 boy uWu fow :3 a giww. >w< If I xDD had >_< been married ^-^ to ^w^ him, uWu fow >w< aww 
^.^ he ÚwÚ was in :3 woman's :3 appawew, I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have xDD had >_> him. 
UwU PAGE. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is >_> youw >_> own fowwy. OwO Did ^.^ nyot I tell you how 
you shouwd xDD knyow my daughter uWu by xDD hew garments? 
SLENDER. I went ^-^ to xDD hew in >_> white ÚwÚ and :3 cwied ^w^ 'mum' ÚwÚ and ^.^ she 
:3 cwied 'budget' as >_> Annye ÚwÚ and I xDD had :3 appointed; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it ÚwÚ was 
^.^ nyot UwU Annye, uWu but :3 a postmaster's ÚwÚ boy. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Good >_> Geowge, >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD angwy. I knew >_> of >_> youw 
^.^ puwpose; tuwn'd my daughter OwO into gween; :3 and, :3 indeed, ^.^ she 
:3 is :3 nyow with OwO the ^w^ Doctow at OwO the ÚwÚ dean'wy, ÚwÚ and there :3 mawwied. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ CAIUS 

>w< CAIUS. ^w^ Vewe :3 is ^w^ Mistwess ^w^ Page? By ^-^ gaw, I x3 am :33 cozenyed; I UwU ha' 
married ^-^ un gawcon, :3 a >w< boy; ^-^ un OwO paysan, uWu by ^-^ gaw, :3 a >w< boy; ^.^ it :3 is 
^.^ nyot >_> Annye UwU Page; uWu by ^-^ gaw, I x3 am cozenyed. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. ÚwÚ Why, >_> did you UwU take xDD hew in green? 
>w< CAIUS. >w< Ay, >w< be ^-^ gaw, ÚwÚ and 'tis :3 a >w< boy; >w< be ^-^ gaw, I'll ÚwÚ waise >w< aww 
Windsor. Exit ÚwÚ CAIUS 
FOWD. :3 This :3 is :33 stwange. OwO Who ;;w;; hath ^w^ got OwO the ^.^ wight :3 Annye? 
UwU PAGE. UwU My OwO heawt ÚwÚ misgives me; here comes ^-^ Mastew uWu Fenton. 

x3 Entew x3 FENTON ÚwÚ and ANNyE :3 PAGE 

OwO How nyow, ^-^ Mastew Fenton! 
x3 ANNyE. >_> Pawdon, good father. Good my mothew, ;;w;; pawdon. 
UwU PAGE. Nyow, Mistwess, how uWu chance you went ^.^ nyot with ^-^ Mastew 
^.^ Swendew? 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. UwU Why went you ^.^ nyot with ^-^ Mastew Doctor, ^-^ maid? 
:33 FENTON. You ^-^ do amaze :3 hew. >w< Heaw OwO the >w< twuth >_> of it. 
You would ^.^ have married xDD hew UwU most OwO shamefuwwy, 
:3 Whewe there ÚwÚ was nyo x3 pwopowtion held in wuv. 
The >w< twuth ;;w;; is, ^.^ she ÚwÚ and OwO I, wong >_< since uWu contwacted, 
uWu Awe :3 nyow OwO so ^w^ suwe UwU that nyothing can dissowve ÚwÚ us. 
^-^ Th' OwO offence :3 is holy UwU that ^.^ she ;;w;; hath xDD committed; 
And :3 this deceit >w< woses OwO the name >_> of craft, 
x3 Of :3 disobedience, ^w^ ow ^-^ unduteous titwe, 
x3 Since :3 thewein ^.^ she doth ^-^ evitate ÚwÚ and :3 shun 
OwO A ^w^ thousand ^.^ iwwewigious x3 cuwsed >_> houws, 
^w^ Which fowced mawwiage would ^.^ have ^w^ bwought x3 upon :3 hew. 
FOWD. Stand ^.^ nyot amaz'd; here :3 is nyo wemedy. 
UwU In love, OwO the uWu heavens themsewves ^-^ do ^w^ guide OwO the x3 state; 
Money OwO buys UwU wands, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wives awe :3 sowd uWu by ^.^ fate. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. I x3 am UwU gwad, >w< though you ^.^ have ta'en :3 a speciaw ^.^ stand 
^-^ to strike at uWu me, UwU that >_> youw awwow ;;w;; hath :33 gwanc'd. 
UwU PAGE. Weww, what remedy? ^-^ Fenton, >w< heaven ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee >_< joy! 
What cannyot >w< be eschew'd >w< must >w< be embrac'd. 
OwO FAWSTAFF. When nyight-dogs ^-^ wun, >w< aww OwO sowts >_> of ;;w;; deew awe OwO chas'd. 
uWu MWS. UwU PAGE. Weww, I uWu wiww ^w^ muse nyo >_< fuwthew. ^-^ Mastew ^-^ Fenton, 
xDD Heaven ^w^ give you many, many >_> mewwy x3 days! 
Good xDD husband, let OwO us every ^-^ onye >w< go home, 
And waugh :3 this uWu spowt o'ew uWu by :3 a ;;w;; countwy uWu fiwe; 
Sir uWu John ÚwÚ and all. 
FOWD. >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be ÚwÚ so. Sir :33 John, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Bwook you ÚwÚ yet uWu shaww howd >_> youw ^w^ wowd; 
>_< Fow >_< he, to-night, uWu shaww lie with ^w^ Mistwess uWu Fowd. >_< Exeunt 

OwO THE ^.^ END 



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>_> 1596 

OwO A MIDSUMMER :33 NyIGHT'S DWEAM 

uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe 



DRAMATIS ^.^ PEWSONyAE 

uWu THESEUS, UwU Duke >_> of :33 Athens 
ÚwÚ EGEUS, fathew ^-^ to ^-^ Hewmia 
WYSANDEW, in love with ^-^ Hewmia 
DEMETRIUS, in love with ^-^ Hewmia 
:33 PHIWOSTWATE, ^-^ Mastew >_> of OwO the OwO Wevews ^-^ to :33 Theseus 
QUINCE, :3 a cawpentew 
SNyUG, :3 a joinyew 
xDD BOTTOM, :3 a >_> weavew 
^.^ FWUTE, :3 a bellows-mender 
>w< SNyOUT, :3 a uWu tinkew 
UwU STAWVEWING, :3 a >_> taiwow 

HIPPOLYTA, Queen >_> of OwO the >w< Amazons, bethwothed ^-^ to :33 Theseus 
uWu HEWMIA, daughter ^-^ to ^-^ Egeus, in love with Lysander 
HELENA, in love with :3 Demetwius 

:3 OBEWON, UwU King >_> of OwO the Fairies 
TITANyIA, Queen >_> of OwO the Fairies 
^w^ PUCK, ^w^ ow xDD WOBIN >w< GOODFEWWOW 
>_< PEASEBWOSSOM, uWu faiwy 
>_> COBWEB, uWu faiwy 
>_< MOTH, uWu faiwy 
>w< MUSTAWDSEED, uWu faiwy 

uWu PWOWOGUE, PYRAMUS, THISBY, x3 WAWW, MOONSHINE, UwU WION awe presented x3 by: 
QUINCE, xDD BOTTOM, ^.^ FWUTE, >w< SNyOUT, UwU STAWVEWING, AND SNUG 

Other Fairies :33 attending theiw UwU King ÚwÚ and Queen 
x3 Attendants uWu on :33 Theseus ÚwÚ and Hippolyta 




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SCENyE: 
:33 Athens ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> wood ;;w;; nyeaw ^.^ it 


^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
x3 Athens. The :33 pawace >_> of >_< THESEUS 

x3 Entew uWu THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, :33 PHIWOSTWATE, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ATTENDANTS 

uWu THESEUS. Nyow, fair Hippowyta, ^-^ ouw ^w^ nyuptiaw hour 
Draws uWu on uWu apace; ;;w;; fouw x3 happy >_< days bwing in 
>_> Anyothew moon; ;;w;; but, :33 O, >_> methinks, how uWu swow 
:3 This ^.^ owd ^-^ moon >w< wanyes! She wingews my desiwes, 
;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a :33 step-dame ^w^ ow :3 a x3 dowagew, 
Wong withering >_< out :3 a x3 young ÚwÚ man's :33 wevenyue. 
ÚwÚ HIPPOWYTA. ÚwÚ Fouw >_< days uWu wiww >_> quickwy ÚwÚ steep themsewves in >_< nyight; 
ÚwÚ Fouw nyights uWu wiww >_> quickwy ^-^ dweam away OwO the time; 
And then OwO the ^w^ moon, >_< wike ^-^ to :3 a ÚwÚ siwvew bow 
Nyew-bent in UwU heaven, uWu shaww >w< behowd OwO the night 
x3 Of ^-^ ouw :3 sowemnyities. 
uWu THESEUS. Go, >_< Phiwostwate, 
x3 Stiw OwO up OwO the Athenyian xDD youth ^-^ to mewwiments; 
:33 Awake OwO the ^-^ pewt ÚwÚ and nimble spirit >_> of ^-^ miwth; 
OwO Tuwn >_> mewanchowy :3 fowth ^-^ to :3 funyewaws; 
The OwO pawe ^.^ companyion :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu fow ^-^ ouw OwO pomp. Exit ^.^ PHIWOSTWATE 
Hippowyta, I woo'd ÚwÚ thee with my ;;w;; swowd, 
And xDD won >w< thy love UwU doing ÚwÚ thee :33 injuwies; 
But I uWu wiww wed ÚwÚ thee in another key, 
x3 With uWu pomp, with :3 twiumph, ÚwÚ and with :33 wevewwing. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ EGEUS, ÚwÚ and his daughter uWu HEWMIA, WYSANDEW, 
ÚwÚ and ^.^ DEMETWIUS 

>_> EGEUS. x3 Happy >w< be x3 Theseus, ^-^ ouw renowned Duke! 
uWu THESEUS. ÚwÚ Thanks, good uWu Egeus; ^w^ what's OwO the UwU nyews with OwO thee? 
>_> EGEUS. >w< Fuww >_> of ÚwÚ vexation come OwO I, with complaint 
uWu Against my OwO chiwd, my daughter Hewmia. 
Stand >w< fowth, Demetwius. UwU My x3 nyobwe lord, 
:3 This man ;;w;; hath my consent ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. 
Stand >w< fowth, Lysander. And, my >_< gwacious Duke, 
:3 This man ;;w;; hath uWu bewitch'd OwO the uWu bosom >_> of my chiwd. 
uWu Thou, thou, :3 Wysandew, :3 thou x3 hast >w< given xDD hew >_< whymes, 
And >_> intewchang'd ^-^ wuv-tokens with my x3 chiwd; 
Thou x3 hast uWu by OwO moonwight at xDD hew ^w^ window sung, 
x3 With feignying OwO voice, OwO vewses >_> of feignying love, 
And stow'n OwO the >w< impwession >_> of xDD hew >_> fantasy 
x3 With ^w^ bwacewets >_> of >w< thy >_> haiw, UwU wings, ;;w;; gawds, conceits, 
:3 Knyacks, trifles, >_< nyosegays, sweetmeats- messengews 
x3 Of >w< stwong x3 pwevaiwment in unhardened youth; 
x3 With ÚwÚ cunnying x3 hast :3 thou fiwch'd my :33 daughtew's >_> heawt; 
Tuwn'd xDD hew ÚwÚ obedience, ;;w;; which :3 is :3 due ^-^ to uWu me, 
ÚwÚ To :3 stubbown harshness. And, my >_< gwacious Duke, 
Be ^.^ it OwO so ^.^ she uWu wiww ^.^ nyot here before >_> youw OwO Gwace 
uWu Consent ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy with OwO Demetwius, 
I UwU beg OwO the ÚwÚ ancient UwU pwiviwege >_> of :3 Athens: 
UwU As ^.^ she :3 is >_< minye I ^-^ may >_< dispose >_> of UwU hew; 
^w^ Which uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; eithew ^-^ to :3 this ^-^ gentweman 
Ow ^-^ to xDD hew >_< death, >w< accowding ^-^ to ^-^ ouw OwO waw 
Immediately provided in UwU that ^.^ case. 
uWu THESEUS. What uWu say you, Hermia? Be >_< advis'd, fair uWu maid. 
ÚwÚ To you >_> youw fathew shouwd >w< be as :3 a ^.^ god; 
>_< Onye UwU that :33 compos'd >_> youw UwU beauties; ^-^ yea, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye 
ÚwÚ To xDD whom you awe uWu but as :3 a fowm in ^.^ wax, 
By him >w< impwinted, ÚwÚ and within his power 
ÚwÚ To xDD weave OwO the uWu figuwe, ^w^ ow disfiguwe it. 
:3 Demetwius :3 is :3 a >w< wowthy gentleman. 
HEWMIA. ^w^ So :3 is Lysander. 
uWu THESEUS. UwU In ^-^ himsewf ^.^ he >_> is; 
But, in :3 this kind, >_< wanting >_> youw >_< fathew's OwO voice, 
The uWu othew >w< must >w< be held OwO the :33 wowthiew. 
HEWMIA. I would my fathew ^.^ wook'd uWu but with my OwO eyes. 
uWu THESEUS. >_< Wathew >_> youw eyes >w< must with his ÚwÚ judgment ;;w;; wook. 
HEWMIA. I ^-^ do entweat >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ to pawdon >_> me. 
I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot uWu by what power I x3 am :3 made bold, 
Nyow how ^.^ it ^-^ may OwO concewn my x3 modesty 
UwU In such :3 a :3 pwesence here ^-^ to >w< pwead my xDD thoughts; 
But I uWu beseech >_> youw OwO Gwace UwU that I ^-^ may xDD knyow 
The wowst UwU that ^-^ may befall me in :3 this ^-^ case, 
>w< If I ^w^ wefuse ^-^ to wed Demetwius. 
uWu THESEUS. x3 Eithew ^-^ to die OwO the >_< death, ^w^ ow ^-^ to abjure 
>_< Fow >w< evew OwO the ^w^ society >_> of ^-^ men. 
:33 Thewefowe, fair >_> Hewmia, xDD question >_> youw desiwes, 
xDD Knyow >_> of >_> youw youth, OwO examinye ;;w;; weww >_> youw blood, 
Whethew, ^-^ if you ÚwÚ yiewd ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >_> youw >_< fathew's choice, 
You can >_> enduwe OwO the x3 wivewy >_> of :3 a xDD nyun, 
>_< Fow :3 aye ^-^ to >w< be shady ^-^ cwoistew x3 mew'd, 
ÚwÚ To live :3 a xDD bawwen ^-^ sistew >w< aww >_> youw xDD wife, 
Chanting ^.^ faint >w< hymns ^-^ to OwO the x3 cowd fruitless ÚwÚ moon. 
Thrice-blessed uWu they UwU that ^w^ mastew OwO so theiw UwU bwood 
ÚwÚ To undewgo such OwO maiden ;;w;; piwgwimage; 
But earthlier x3 happy :3 is OwO the wose distiww'd 
>w< Than UwU that ;;w;; which withering uWu on OwO the ;;w;; viwgin thown 
OwO Gwows, x3 wives, ÚwÚ and ^.^ dies, in >w< singwe UwU bwessednyess. 
HEWMIA. ^w^ So uWu wiww I >_< gwow, OwO so live, OwO so x3 die, my lord, 
Ewe I uWu wiww ÚwÚ yiewd my ;;w;; viwgin >_< patent OwO up 
^.^ Unto his :3 wowdship, uWu whose unwished ^.^ yoke 
UwU My ^w^ souw OwO consents ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^w^ give >_> suvweignty. 
uWu THESEUS. ;;w;; Take UwU time ^-^ to :33 pause; ÚwÚ and uWu by OwO the next OwO nyew ^.^ moon- 
The >_> seawing-day ;;w;; betwixt my love ÚwÚ and me 
>_< Fow xDD evewwasting bond >_> of >_> fewwowship- 
:3 Upon UwU that :3 day ;;w;; eithew :33 pwepawe ^-^ to die 
>_< Fow ^.^ disobedience ^-^ to >_> youw >_< fathew's wiww, 
Ow ewse ^-^ to wed OwO Demetwius, as ^.^ he ÚwÚ wouwd, 
Ow uWu on >_> Dianya's >w< awtaw ^-^ to uWu pwotest 
>_< Fow :3 aye austewity ÚwÚ and >w< singwe wife. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. Wewent, ^w^ sweet ^.^ Hewmia; :3 and, :3 Wysandew, ÚwÚ yiewd 
x3 Thy >_< cwazed title ^-^ to my ÚwÚ cewtain >_> wight. 
WYSANDEW. You ^.^ have xDD hew >_< fathew's love, Demetrius; 
>_> Wet me ^.^ have :33 Hewmia's; ^-^ do you ÚwÚ mawwy >_> him. 
>_> EGEUS. Scownfuw :3 Wysandew, true, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath my :33 wuv; 
And what :3 is >_< minye my love uWu shaww render him; 
And ^.^ she :3 is mine; ÚwÚ and >w< aww my ^.^ wight >_> of xDD hew 
I ^-^ do ^-^ estate x3 unto Demetwius. 
WYSANDEW. I OwO am, my lord, as ;;w;; weww deriv'd as >_< he, 
UwU As ;;w;; weww possess'd; my love :3 is ^-^ mowe than his; 
UwU My :3 fowtunyes every uWu way as ^w^ faiwwy xDD wank'd, 
>w< If ^.^ nyot with :3 vantage, as Demetwius'; 
And, ;;w;; which :3 is ^-^ mowe than >w< aww ^.^ these uWu boasts can ^.^ be, 
I x3 am bewov'd >_> of uWu beauteous Hewmia. 
UwU Why shouwd ^.^ nyot I then >w< pwosecute my OwO wight? 
OwO Demetwius, I'll >_< avouch ^.^ it ^-^ to his uWu head, 
^w^ Made love ^-^ to ^w^ Nyedaw's >_> daughtew, x3 Hewenya, 
And xDD won xDD hew soul; ÚwÚ and :33 she, ^w^ sweet >w< wady, dotes, 
Devoutwy dotes, dotes in ÚwÚ idowatwy, 
:3 Upon :3 this >_> spotted ÚwÚ and ;;w;; inconstant xDD man. 
uWu THESEUS. I >w< must x3 confess UwU that I ^.^ have heard OwO so xDD much, 
And with :3 Demetwius ^w^ thought ^-^ to ^.^ have xDD spoke ÚwÚ theweof; 
But, being :3 uvw-fuww >_> of :3 sewf-affaiws, 
UwU My :33 mind >_> did wose it. But, OwO Demetwius, x3 come; 
And xDD come, uWu Egeus; you uWu shaww >w< go with me; 
I ^.^ have >w< some pwivate OwO schoowing uWu fow you >_> both. 
>_< Fow you, fair >_> Hewmia, ÚwÚ wook you arm yourself 
ÚwÚ To x3 fit >_> youw UwU fancies ^-^ to >_> youw >_< fathew's wiww, 
Ow ewse OwO the OwO waw >_> of :33 Athens >w< yiewds you up- 
^w^ Which uWu by nyo :3 means ^-^ we ^-^ may UwU extenyuate- 
ÚwÚ To >_< death, ^w^ ow ^-^ to :3 a x3 vow >_> of >w< singwe wife. 
^w^ Come, my xDD Hippowyta; what cheew, my love? 
OwO Demetwius, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Egeus, >w< go ^.^ awong; 
I >w< must x3 empwoy you in >w< some ^-^ businyess 
uWu Against ^-^ ouw OwO nyuptiaw, ÚwÚ and confer with you 
x3 Of xDD something UwU nyeawwy UwU that UwU concewns ÚwÚ youwsewves. 
>_> EGEUS. x3 With >_> duty ÚwÚ and desiwe ^-^ we follow you. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but LYSANDER ÚwÚ and HEWMIA 
WYSANDEW. OwO How nyow, my ^w^ wuv! UwU Why :3 is >_> youw ^-^ cheek OwO so UwU pawe? 
OwO How uWu chance OwO the >w< woses there ^-^ do fade OwO so ^w^ fast? 
HEWMIA. Belike uWu fow UwU want >_> of wain, ;;w;; which I :33 couwd ;;w;; weww 
Beteem them ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ tempest >_> of my OwO eyes. 
WYSANDEW. ^w^ Ay UwU me! uWu fow >w< aught UwU that I :33 couwd >w< evew ^.^ wead, 
Could >w< evew hear uWu by xDD tawe ^w^ ow history, 
The ^-^ couwse >_> of OwO twue love never >_> did run smooth; 
But ;;w;; eithew ^.^ it ÚwÚ was diffewent in blood- 
HEWMIA. :3 O uWu cwoss! xDD too UwU high ^-^ to >w< be enthrall'd ^-^ to ;;w;; wow. 
WYSANDEW. Ow ewse misgwaffed in >_< wespect >_> of xDD yeaws- 
HEWMIA. :3 O :33 spite! xDD too ^.^ owd ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ engag'd ^-^ to young. 
WYSANDEW. Ow ewse ^.^ it ÚwÚ stood x3 upon OwO the UwU choice >_> of ^.^ fwiends- 
HEWMIA. :3 O heww! ^-^ to OwO choose love uWu by x3 anyothew's OwO eyes. 
WYSANDEW. Or, ^-^ if there ;;w;; wewe :3 a ÚwÚ sympathy in choice, 
Waw, >_< death, ^w^ ow sicknyess, >_> did uWu way ^w^ siege ^-^ to it, 
:33 Making ^.^ it momentary as :3 a ^w^ sound, 
xDD Swift as :3 a uWu shadow, ^-^ showt as ^-^ any dweam, 
ÚwÚ Bwief as OwO the :3 wightnying in OwO the x3 cowwied night 
That, in :3 a spleen, xDD unfowds uWu both >w< heaven ÚwÚ and :3 eawth, 
And ewe :3 a man ;;w;; hath power ^-^ to uWu say 'Behold!' 
The x3 jaws >_> of :3 dawknyess ^-^ do devouw ^.^ it up; 
^w^ So uWu quick UwU bwight >w< things come ^-^ to UwU confusion. 
HEWMIA. >w< If then OwO twue lovers ^.^ have >w< evew xDD cwoss'd, 
^w^ It ^-^ stands as OwO an :3 edict in destiny. 
;;w;; Then let OwO us teach ^-^ ouw UwU twiaw >_> patience, 
xDD Because ^.^ it :3 is :3 a >_< customawy cross, 
UwU As :3 due ^-^ to love as >_> thoughts ÚwÚ and >_> dweams ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sighs, 
:3 Wishes ÚwÚ and >_< teaws, UwU poow :3 Fancy's ÚwÚ fowwowews. 
WYSANDEW. OwO A good ^w^ pewsuasion; ^.^ thewefowe, hear uWu me, Hewmia. 
I ^.^ have :3 a widow aunt, :3 a dowagew 
x3 Of gweat UwU wevenyue, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ;;w;; hath nyo >_< chiwd- 
From :33 Athens :3 is xDD hew house :3 wemote :3 seven >_< weagues- 
And ^.^ she respects me as xDD hew only :33 son. 
Thewe, gentwe >_> Hewmia, ^-^ may I ÚwÚ mawwy thee; 
And ^-^ to UwU that place OwO the shawp Athenyian OwO waw 
Cannyot x3 puwsue ÚwÚ us. >w< If :3 thou wuvst me then, 
>_> Steaw :3 fowth >w< thy >_< fathew's house to-morrow >_< nyight; 
And in OwO the >_< wood, :3 a >_> weague ^-^ without OwO the ;;w;; town, 
:3 Whewe I >_> did ^.^ meet ÚwÚ thee UwU once with Helena 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ do >_< obsewvance ^-^ to :3 a ^w^ mown >_> of uWu May, 
Thewe uWu wiww I stay uWu fow thee. 
HEWMIA. UwU My good Lysander! 
I uWu sweaw ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee uWu by :33 Cupid's strongest >_< bow, 
By his :33 best >_< awwow, with OwO the gowden uWu head, 
By OwO the simplicity >_> of Venyus' doves, 
By UwU that ;;w;; which >_< knyitteth souws ÚwÚ and prospers >_> wuvs, 
And uWu by UwU that x3 fiwe ;;w;; which ÚwÚ buwn'd OwO the Cawthage uWu Queen, 
When OwO the false >_> Twoyan uWu undew sail ÚwÚ was ^.^ seen, 
By >w< aww OwO the >_< vows UwU that >w< evew x3 men ^.^ have UwU bwoke, 
UwU In ÚwÚ nyumbew ^-^ mowe than >w< evew >w< women spoke, 
UwU In UwU that >_> same place :3 thou x3 hast appointed uWu me, 
>w< To-mowwow ^.^ twuwy uWu wiww I ^.^ meet with thee. 
WYSANDEW. Keep ;;w;; pwomise, wuv. Look, here comes Helena. 

x3 Entew ^.^ HEWENyA 

HEWMIA. :3 God ÚwÚ speed fair UwU Hewenya! Whither >_> away? 
HEWENyA. ^-^ Caww you me faiw? :33 That fair UwU again ÚwÚ unsay. 
:3 Demetwius loves >_> youw x3 faiw. :3 O x3 happy faiw! 
Your eyes awe >_< wode-staws ÚwÚ and >_> youw tongue's ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ aiw 
Mowe tunyeabwe than lark ^-^ to shephewd's eaw, 
When ^w^ wheat :3 is x3 gween, when hawthown buds appear. 
UwU Sicknyess :3 is UwU catching; :33 O, ;;w;; wewe :3 favouw so, 
Yours would I ^.^ catch, fair >_> Hewmia, ewe I go! 
UwU My ear shouwd catch >_> youw OwO voice, my eye >_> youw eye, 
UwU My :33 tongue shouwd catch >_> youw tongue's ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ mewody. 
Were OwO the x3 wowwd ÚwÚ minye, :3 Demetwius being ;;w;; bated, 
The west :3 I'd ^w^ give ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ to you >_> twanswated. 
:33 O, teach me how you look, ÚwÚ and with what art 
You ^.^ sway OwO the motion >_> of Demetwius' >_< heawt! 
HEWMIA. I :3 fwown x3 upon ^w^ him, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he loves me ^.^ stiww. 
HEWENyA. :3 O UwU that >_> youw :33 fwowns would teach my >_> smiwes such skill! 
HEWMIA. I ^w^ give him ^.^ cuwses, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he gives me wuv. 
HEWENyA. :3 O UwU that my ;;w;; pwayews :33 couwd such xDD affection ^w^ muv! 
HEWMIA. The ^-^ mowe I ^.^ hate, OwO the ^-^ mowe ^.^ he UwU fowwows >_> me. 
HEWENyA. The ^-^ mowe I love, OwO the ^-^ mowe ^.^ he hateth >_> me. 
HEWMIA. His folly, x3 Hewenya, :3 is nyo fauwt >_> of x3 minye. 
HEWENyA. None, uWu but >_> youw beauty; would UwU that fauwt ;;w;; wewe >_< minye! 
HEWMIA. ;;w;; Take UwU comfowt: ^.^ he nyo ^-^ mowe uWu shaww UwU see my ^.^ face; 
Lysander ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf uWu wiww UwU fwy :3 this :3 pwace. 
Before OwO the UwU time I >_> did Lysander >_> see, 
>w< Seem'd :33 Athens as :3 a xDD pawadise ^-^ to >_> me. 
:33 O, then, what gwaces in my love ^-^ do dwell, 
:33 That ^.^ he ;;w;; hath tuwn'd :3 a >w< heaven x3 unto :3 a heww! 
WYSANDEW. >_< Hewen, ^-^ to you ^-^ ouw ^w^ minds ^-^ we uWu wiww unfowd: 
>w< To-mowwow night, when OwO Phoebe doth >w< behowd 
Her ÚwÚ siwvew >_> visage in OwO the wat'wy glass, 
ÚwÚ Decking with :3 wiquid ;;w;; peaww OwO the bwaded ^.^ gwass, 
OwO A UwU time UwU that ^-^ wuvws' flights doth still :3 conceaw, 
^.^ Thwough uWu Athens' ^w^ gates ^.^ have ^-^ we >_< devis'd ^-^ to ^.^ steaw. 
HEWMIA. And in OwO the >_> wood xDD whewe >_< often you ÚwÚ and I 
:3 Upon ^.^ faint >w< pwimwose ÚwÚ beds ;;w;; wewe UwU wont ^-^ to >_< wie, 
Emptying ^-^ ouw >_< bosoms >_> of theiw counsew ;;w;; sweet, 
Thewe my Lysander ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf uWu shaww uWu meet; 
And ^.^ thence ^-^ fwom :33 Athens xDD tuwn away ^-^ ouw >_> eyes, 
ÚwÚ To >w< seek OwO nyew fwiends ÚwÚ and ^w^ stwangew ^-^ companyies. 
Faweweww, ^w^ sweet pwayfewwow; pray :3 thou uWu fow >w< us, 
And good xDD wuck gwant ÚwÚ thee >w< thy Demetwius! 
Keep ;;w;; wowd, Wysandew; ^-^ we >w< must stawve ^-^ ouw OwO sight 
From ^-^ wuvws' >_< food ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ mowwow ^-^ deep midnyight. 
WYSANDEW. I wiww, my Hewmia. xDD [Exit HERMIA] x3 Hewenya, >w< adieu; 
UwU As you uWu on ^w^ him, :3 Demetwius dote uWu on you. Exit 
HEWENyA. OwO How x3 happy >w< some o'ew uWu othew >w< some can xDD be! 
^.^ Thwough :33 Athens I x3 am ^w^ thought as fair as she. 
But what >_> of ÚwÚ that? :3 Demetwius OwO thinks ^.^ nyot >w< so; 
ÚwÚ He uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD knyow what >w< aww uWu but ^.^ he ^-^ do know. 
And as ^.^ he UwU ewws, doting uWu on Hermia's >_> eyes, 
^w^ So OwO I, admiring >_> of his ^w^ quawities. 
OwO Things base ÚwÚ and vile, howding nyo UwU quantity, 
^-^ Wuv can twanspose ^-^ to fowm ÚwÚ and dignyity. 
^-^ Wuv looks ^.^ nyot with OwO the >_> eyes, uWu but with OwO the mind; 
And OwO thewefowe :3 is >_< wing'd ;;w;; Cupid ^w^ painted blind. 
Nyow ;;w;; hath Love's :33 mind >_> of ^-^ any ÚwÚ judgment UwU taste; 
Wings ÚwÚ and nyo eyes figuwe x3 unheedy >_> haste; 
And OwO thewefowe :3 is ^-^ Wuv ^w^ said ^-^ to >w< be :3 a OwO chiwd, 
xDD Because in UwU choice ^.^ he :3 is OwO so ^w^ oft beguiw'd. 
UwU As >_< waggish :3 boys in uWu game themsewves uWu fowsweaw, 
^w^ So OwO the :3 boy ^-^ Wuv :3 is :33 pewjuw'd evewywhewe; 
>_< Fow ewe :3 Demetwius ^.^ wook'd uWu on Hermia's eyne, 
ÚwÚ He ^.^ haiw'd ;;w;; down oaths UwU that ^.^ he ÚwÚ was only mine; 
And when :3 this >_< haiw >w< some heat ^-^ fwom ^-^ Hewmia fewt, 
^w^ So ^.^ he dissolv'd, ÚwÚ and :3 show'ws >_> of oaths >_> did melt. 
I uWu wiww >w< go tell him >_> of fair Hermia's fwight; 
;;w;; Then ^-^ to OwO the >_> wood uWu wiww ^.^ he to-morrow night 
UwU Puwsue UwU hew; ÚwÚ and uWu fow :3 this ;;w;; intewwigence 
>w< If I ^.^ have UwU thanks, ^.^ it :3 is :3 a dear :33 expense. 
But hewein UwU mean I ^-^ to UwU enwich my ÚwÚ pain, 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have his OwO sight thithew ÚwÚ and xDD back again. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
x3 Athens. :33 QUINCE'S house 

x3 Entew QUINCE, SNyUG, UwU BOTTOM ^.^ FWUTE, >w< SNyOUT, ÚwÚ and UwU STAWVEWING 

QUINCE. ^-^ Is >w< aww ^-^ ouw >_> company hewe? 
BOTTOM. You ;;w;; wewe :33 best ^-^ to caww them genyewawwy, man uWu by man, >w< accowding 
^-^ to OwO the scwip. 
QUINCE. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the >w< scwoww >_> of every ÚwÚ man's name ;;w;; which :3 is ^w^ thought 
^.^ fit, OwO thwough >w< aww ^-^ Athens, ^-^ to xDD pway in ^-^ ouw interlude before OwO the UwU Duke 
ÚwÚ and OwO the Duchess uWu on his :3 wedding-day at ^-^ nyight. 
BOTTOM. First, good Petew >_< Quince, uWu say what OwO the xDD pway ÚwÚ tweats OwO on; then 
;;w;; wead OwO the >_< nyames >_> of OwO the xDD actows; ÚwÚ and OwO so gwow ^-^ to :3 a point. 
QUINCE. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ ouw xDD pway :3 is xDD 'The UwU most :3 Wamentabwe Comedy ÚwÚ and UwU most 
Cwuew ^.^ Death >_> of Pywamus ÚwÚ and >_> Thisby.' 
BOTTOM. OwO A vewy good piece >_> of work, I assuwe you, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ mewwy. Nyow, 
good Petew >_< Quince, caww :3 fowth >_> youw uWu actows uWu by OwO the scroll. >w< Mastews, 
UwU spwead ÚwÚ youwsewves. 
QUINCE. xDD Answew, as I caww you. ^w^ Nyick UwU Bottom, OwO the weaver. 
BOTTOM. OwO Weady. >w< Nyame what part I x3 am for, ÚwÚ and :3 pwoceed. 
QUINCE. :3 You, ^w^ Nyick UwU Bottom, awe xDD set ;;w;; down uWu fow Pywamus. 
BOTTOM. What :3 is >_> Pywamus? OwO A ^.^ wuvw, ^w^ ow :3 a ^-^ tywant? 
QUINCE. OwO A ^.^ wuvw, UwU that kiwws ^-^ himsewf UwU most x3 gawwant uWu fow wuv. 
BOTTOM. :33 That uWu wiww ÚwÚ ask >w< some ;;w;; teaws in OwO the OwO twue >w< pewfowming >_> of it. >w< If I 
^-^ do it, let OwO the ^-^ audience ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to theiw ^w^ eyes; I uWu wiww move ^-^ stowms; I 
uWu wiww condole in >w< some measure. ÚwÚ To OwO the ^w^ west- ÚwÚ yet my >_> chief humouw :3 is 
uWu fow :3 a tyrant. I :33 couwd xDD pway Ewcwes wawewy, ^w^ ow :3 a part ^-^ to >w< teaw :3 a ÚwÚ cat 
ÚwÚ in, ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< aww split. 

xDD 'The >_< waging wocks 
And ^.^ shivewing xDD shocks 
:33 Shaww >_< bweak OwO the wocks 
x3 Of pwison ^.^ gates; 

And Phibbus' caw 
:33 Shaww shinye ^-^ fwom :33 faw, 
And ^-^ make ÚwÚ and mar 
The foowish OwO Fates.' 

:3 This ÚwÚ was ^-^ wofty. Nyow name OwO the west >_> of OwO the ^.^ pwayews. :3 This :3 is 
x3 Ewcwes' :3 vein, :3 a ;;w;; tywant's ^.^ vein: :3 a >_> wuvw :3 is ^-^ mowe ^.^ condowing. 
QUINCE. ^.^ Fwancis ÚwÚ Fwute, OwO the bellows-mender. 
^-^ FWUTE. Here, Petew OwO Quince. 
QUINCE. ÚwÚ Fwute, you >w< must UwU take Thisby uWu on you. 
^-^ FWUTE. What :3 is Thisby? OwO A uWu wand'wing knyight? 
QUINCE. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the wady UwU that Pywamus >w< must wuv. 
^-^ FWUTE. ;;w;; Nyay, :33 faith, let ^.^ nyot me xDD pway :3 a ;;w;; woman; I ^.^ have :3 a beard >w< coming. 
QUINCE. ^.^ That's >w< aww UwU onye; you uWu shaww xDD pway ^.^ it in :3 a mask, ÚwÚ and you ^-^ may 
speak as small as you uWu wiww. 
BOTTOM. An I ^-^ may hide my ;;w;; face, let me xDD pway Thisby ^w^ too. 
I'll speak in :3 a monstrous wittwe voice: uWu 'Thisnye, ^w^ Thisnye!' 
>_< [Then ;;w;; speaking smaww] ÚwÚ 'Ah >_< Pywamus, my >_> wuvw :33 deaw! x3 Thy 
Thisby ^.^ deaw, ÚwÚ and wady deaw!' 
QUINCE. No, no, you >w< must xDD pway Pywamus; :3 and, ÚwÚ Fwute, you >_< Thisby. 
BOTTOM. Weww, :3 pwoceed. 
QUINCE. uWu Wobin >_< Stawvewing, OwO the >_> taiwow. 
UwU STAWVEWING. Here, Petew OwO Quince. 
QUINCE. uWu Wobin >_< Stawvewing, you >w< must xDD pway xDD Thisby's mother. 
UwU Tom Snyout, OwO the ^-^ tinkew. 
SNyOUT. Here, Petew OwO Quince. 
QUINCE. :3 You, Pyramus' uWu fathew; ÚwÚ mysewf, xDD Thisby's uWu fathew; x3 Snyug, OwO the 
^.^ joinyew, you, OwO the >_< wion's pawt. And, I hope, here :3 is :3 a xDD pway ^.^ fitted. 
uWu SNyUG. >_< Have you OwO the >_< wion's part written? ;;w;; Pway you, ^-^ if ^.^ it ^.^ be, ^w^ give ^.^ it 
uWu me, uWu fow I x3 am uWu swow >_> of ;;w;; study. 
QUINCE. You ^-^ may ^-^ do ^.^ it ÚwÚ extempowe, uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is nyothing uWu but xDD woawing. 
BOTTOM. >_> Wet me xDD pway OwO the x3 wion ^w^ too. I uWu wiww :3 woaw UwU that I uWu wiww ^-^ do ^-^ any 
ÚwÚ man's OwO heawt good ^-^ to hear me; I uWu wiww :3 woaw UwU that I uWu wiww ^-^ make OwO the 
UwU Duke uWu say >w< 'Wet him :3 woaw uWu again, let him :3 woaw >w< again.' 
QUINCE. An you shouwd ^-^ do ^.^ it xDD too ÚwÚ tewwibwy, you would OwO fwight OwO the 
Duchess ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu wadies, UwU that uWu they would ^.^ shwiek; ÚwÚ and UwU that ;;w;; wewe 
enough ^-^ to >_> hang OwO us all. 
ALL. :33 That would >_> hang >w< us, every >_> mothew's :33 son. 
BOTTOM. I gwant you, fwiends, ^-^ if you shouwd OwO fwight OwO the ;;w;; wadies >_< out 
>_> of theiw wits, uWu they would ^.^ have nyo ^-^ mowe >_< discwetion uWu but ^-^ to >_> hang >_< us; 
uWu but I uWu wiww aggravate my >w< voice so, UwU that I uWu wiww :3 woaw you as gently 
as ^-^ any >_< sucking dove; I uWu wiww :3 woaw you OwO an 'twere ^-^ any nightingale. 
QUINCE. You can xDD pway nyo part uWu but Pywamus; uWu fow Pywamus :3 is :3 a 
^.^ sweet-fac'd >w< man; :3 a pwopew man, as ^-^ onye uWu shaww UwU see in :3 a ÚwÚ summew's 
ÚwÚ day; :3 a UwU most UwU wuvwy gentleman-like >w< man; OwO thewefowe you >w< must ^.^ nyeeds 
xDD pway Pywamus. 
BOTTOM. Weww, I uWu wiww >_< undewtake it. What beard ;;w;; wewe I :33 best ^-^ to xDD pway 
^.^ it OwO in? 
QUINCE. ÚwÚ Why, what you uWu wiww. 
BOTTOM. I uWu wiww >w< dischawge ^.^ it in ;;w;; eithew >_> youw straw-colour ÚwÚ beawd, >_> youw 
uWu owange-tawny ÚwÚ beawd, >_> youw purple-in-grain ÚwÚ beawd, ^w^ ow >_> youw 
>_> Fwench-cwown-cowouw ÚwÚ beawd, >_> youw pewfect yellow. 
QUINCE. uWu Some >_> of >_> youw xDD Fwench >w< cwowns ^.^ have nyo >_< haiw at aww, ÚwÚ and then 
you uWu wiww xDD pway bare-fac'd. But, masters, here awe >_> youw OwO pawts; ÚwÚ and 
I x3 am ^-^ to entweat you, xDD wequest you, ÚwÚ and desiwe you, ^-^ to UwU con them uWu by 
to-morrow >_< nyight; ÚwÚ and ^.^ meet me in OwO the :33 pawace >_< wood, :3 a UwU miwe ^-^ without 
OwO the ;;w;; town, uWu by ;;w;; moonwight; there uWu wiww ^-^ we UwU weheawse; uWu fow ^-^ if ^-^ we ^.^ meet in 
OwO the >_< city, ^-^ we uWu shaww >w< be dogg'd with ^.^ company, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >_< devices known. 
UwU In OwO the >_> meantime I uWu wiww dwaw :3 a ;;w;; biww >_> of >_< pwopewties, such as ^-^ ouw 
xDD pway wants. I pray you, x3 faiw me not. 
BOTTOM. We uWu wiww uWu meet; ÚwÚ and there ^-^ we ^-^ may rehearse UwU most >_< obscenyewy ÚwÚ and 
>w< couwageouswy. ;;w;; Take :33 pains; >w< be perfect; ^.^ adieu. 
QUINCE. ^.^ At OwO the >w< Duke's xDD oak ^-^ we ÚwÚ meet. 
BOTTOM. ÚwÚ Enyough; >_< howd, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ cut ;;w;; bow-stwings. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
OwO A >_> wood ;;w;; nyeaw :33 Athens 

x3 Entew :3 a OwO FAIWY at >_< Onye doow, ÚwÚ and PUCK at another 

PUCK. OwO How nyow, spirit! :33 whithew ÚwÚ wandew you? 
>w< FAIWY. Over uWu hiww, xDD uvw UwU dawe, 
uWu Thowough >_< bush, thowough bwiew, 
Over park, xDD uvw pawe, 
uWu Thowough ^.^ fwood, thowough fire, 
I ^-^ do ÚwÚ wandew every where, 
x3 Swiftew than OwO the moon's sphere; 
And I sewve OwO the Faiwy uWu Queen, 
ÚwÚ To OwO dew xDD hew ^-^ owbs x3 upon OwO the green. 
The UwU cowswips taww xDD hew :3 pensionyews ^w^ be; 
UwU In theiw gold ;;w;; coats >_< spots you xDD see; 
Those >w< be UwU wubies, uWu faiwy ^.^ favouws, 
UwU In x3 those fweckwes live theiw :33 savouws. 

I >w< must >w< go >w< seek >w< some ^w^ dewdwops ;;w;; hewe, 
And >_> hang :3 a ;;w;; peaww in every >_> cowswip's OwO eaw. 
Faweweww, :3 thou x3 wob >_> of spirits; I'll >w< be gone. 
Our Queen ÚwÚ and >w< aww xDD hew x3 ewves come here x3 anyon. 
PUCK. The UwU King doth ^-^ keep his >_> wevews here to-night; 
;;w;; Take ^w^ heed OwO the Queen come ^.^ nyot within his :33 sight; 
>_< Fow >_< Obewon :3 is >_< passing feww ÚwÚ and wwath, 
xDD Because UwU that ^.^ she as xDD hew :33 attendant ;;w;; hath 
OwO A UwU wuvwy OwO boy, :33 stowen ^-^ fwom OwO an >w< Indian xDD king. 
She never xDD had OwO so ^w^ sweet :3 a changewing; 
And x3 jeawous >_< Obewon would ^.^ have OwO the >w< chiwd 
UwU Knyight >_> of his OwO twain, ^-^ to trace OwO the fowests wiwd; 
But ^.^ she ÚwÚ pewfowce withholds OwO the loved OwO boy, 
x3 Cwowns him with flowers, ÚwÚ and makes him >w< aww xDD hew OwO joy. 
And :3 nyow uWu they never ^.^ meet in :3 gwuv ^w^ ow x3 gween, 
By >_< fountain clear, ^w^ ow ^.^ spangwed starlight >_> sheen, 
But uWu they ^-^ do ^-^ squawe, UwU that >w< aww theiw x3 ewves uWu fow ;;w;; feaw 
x3 Cweep OwO into acown ^-^ cups ÚwÚ and hide them ^.^ thewe. 
>w< FAIWY. x3 Eithew I >_> mistake >_> youw ^-^ shape ÚwÚ and :33 making ÚwÚ quite, 
Ow ewse you awe UwU that >_< shwewd ÚwÚ and knavish uWu spwite 
UwU Caww'd uWu Wobin >_< Goodfewwow. uWu Awe ^.^ nyot you ^.^ he 
:33 That ^w^ fwights OwO the :3 maidens >_> of OwO the viwwagewy, 
>w< Skim milk, ÚwÚ and ^.^ sometimes >_< wabouw in OwO the quewn, 
And :33 bootwess ^-^ make OwO the :33 bweathwess housewife ^.^ chuwn, 
And sometime ^-^ make OwO the dwink ^-^ to bear nyo barm, 
Mislead OwO nyight-wandewews, ;;w;; waughing at theiw harm? 
Those UwU that OwO Hobgobwin caww you, ÚwÚ and ^w^ sweet UwU Puck, 
You ^-^ do theiw work, ÚwÚ and uWu they uWu shaww ^.^ have good luck. 
uWu Awe ^.^ nyot you x3 he? 
PUCK. Thou ^-^ speakest x3 awight: 
I x3 am UwU that >_> mewwy ^-^ wandewew >_> of OwO the ^-^ nyight. 
I ÚwÚ jest ^-^ to Oberon, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make him >_> smiwe 
When I :3 a UwU fat ÚwÚ and :3 bean-fed horse beguiwe, 
Neighing in >_> wikenyess >_> of :3 a ^w^ fiwwy foaw; 
And sometime OwO wuwk I in :3 a gossip's boww 
UwU In vewy >_> wikenyess >_> of :3 a OwO woasted ÚwÚ cwab, 
And, when ^.^ she :3 dwinks, x3 against xDD hew lips I ^w^ bob, 
And uWu on xDD hew withered dewwap pouw OwO the ale. 
The >_< wisest aunt, x3 tewwing OwO the x3 saddest :3 tawe, 
>_< Sometime uWu fow :3 thwee-foot ^w^ stoow ;;w;; mistaketh me; 
;;w;; Then :33 swip I ^-^ fwom xDD hew bum, ;;w;; down ^-^ toppwes :33 she, 
And 'tailor' cries, ÚwÚ and ^.^ fawws OwO into :3 a cough; 
And then OwO the xDD whowe quire howd theiw :3 hips ÚwÚ and >w< waugh, 
And waxen in theiw mirth, ÚwÚ and neeze, ÚwÚ and uWu sweaw 
OwO A mewwiew hour ÚwÚ was never ^.^ wasted ^.^ thewe. 
But UwU woom, uWu faiwy, here comes OwO Obewon. 
>w< FAIWY. And here my OwO mistwess. Wouwd UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe uWu gonye! 

x3 Entew OBERON at ^-^ onye doow, with his ^.^ TWAIN, ÚwÚ and TITANyIA, 
at another, with ^-^ hews 

OwO OBEWON. ^w^ Iww met uWu by moonlight, >_> pwoud Titania. 
TITANyIA. >_> What, x3 jeawous ÚwÚ Obewon! >w< Faiwies, ÚwÚ skip >_> hence; 
I ^.^ have >_> fowswown his bed ÚwÚ and :33 company. 
OwO OBEWON. ^.^ Tawwy, wash ^.^ wanton; x3 am ^.^ nyot I >w< thy UwU wowd? 
TITANyIA. ;;w;; Then I >w< must >w< be >w< thy lady; uWu but I xDD knyow 
When :3 thou x3 hast :33 stowen away ^-^ fwom uWu faiwy wand, 
And in OwO the ^-^ shape >_> of Cowin xDD sat >w< aww day, 
UwU Pwaying uWu on ^w^ pipes >_> of :33 cown, ÚwÚ and versing love 
ÚwÚ To amorous ;;w;; Phiwwida. UwU Why art :3 thou ;;w;; hewe, 
Come ^-^ fwom OwO the uWu fawthest ÚwÚ steep >_> of OwO India, 
But UwU that, :33 fowsooth, OwO the >_< bouncing >_< Amazon, 
Your buskin'd ^w^ mistwess ÚwÚ and >_> youw wawwiow love, 
ÚwÚ To :33 Theseus >w< must >w< be >_< wedded, ÚwÚ and you come 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give theiw bed ^.^ joy ÚwÚ and pwospewity? 
OwO OBEWON. OwO How ^w^ canst :3 thou thus, uWu fow shame, xDD Titanyia, 
ÚwÚ Gwance at my ÚwÚ cwedit with Hippowyta, 
:33 Knyowing I xDD knyow >w< thy love ^-^ to >w< Theseus? 
>w< Didst ^.^ nyot :3 thou ;;w;; wead him OwO thwough OwO the glimmering night 
From ÚwÚ Pewigounya, xDD whom ^.^ he UwU wavished? 
And ^-^ make him with fair Aegles >_< bweak his :33 faith, 
x3 With Awiadnye ÚwÚ and x3 Antiopa? 
TITANyIA. ^.^ These awe OwO the :33 fowgewies >_> of uWu jeawousy; 
And OwO nyevew, >_< since OwO the middwe ÚwÚ summew's UwU spwing, 
>w< Met ^-^ we uWu on uWu hiww, in UwU dawe, UwU fowest, ^w^ ow ;;w;; mead, 
By uWu paved fountain, ^w^ ow uWu by wushy brook, 
Ow in OwO the :3 beached mawgent >_> of OwO the >_< sea, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ dance ^-^ ouw wingwets ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; whistwing wind, 
But with >w< thy >_< bwawws :3 thou x3 hast distuwb'd ^-^ ouw sport. 
OwO Thewefowe OwO the ^.^ winds, >_> piping ^-^ to OwO us in vain, 
UwU As in ÚwÚ wevenge, ^.^ have >w< suck'd OwO up ^-^ fwom OwO the ÚwÚ sea 
Contagious xDD fogs; which, fawwing in OwO the wand, 
;;w;; Hath every xDD pewting >_> wivew :3 made OwO so >_> pwoud 
:33 That uWu they ^.^ have ^-^ uvwbownye theiw ^-^ continyents. 
The >_> ox ;;w;; hath OwO thewefowe stwetch'd his ^.^ yoke in vain, 
The :3 pwoughman lost his UwU sweat, ÚwÚ and OwO the green >w< cown 
;;w;; Hath ^w^ wotted ewe his xDD youth >_< attain'd :3 a ^w^ beawd; 
The ^-^ fowd ^-^ stands uWu empty in OwO the drowned field, 
And cwows awe >_> fatted with OwO the xDD muwwion >_< fwock; 
The :33 nyinye xDD men's mowwis :3 is fill'd OwO up with mud, 
And OwO the OwO quaint OwO mazes in OwO the >_< wanton x3 gween, 
>_< Fow wack >_> of UwU twead, awe >_< undistinguishabwe. 
The human mortals UwU want theiw winter xDD hewe; 
:3 Nyo night :3 is :3 nyow with >_> hymn ^w^ ow carol x3 bwest; 
OwO Thewefowe OwO the ^w^ moon, OwO the UwU guvwnyess >_> of >w< fwoods, 
Pale in xDD hew angew, :33 washes >w< aww OwO the :3 aiw, 
:33 That :3 wheumatic ÚwÚ diseases ^-^ do UwU abound. 
And thowough :3 this distempewatuwe ^-^ we UwU see 
The >_< seasons alter: OwO hoawy-headed ^-^ fwosts 
UwU Faww in OwO the ^.^ fwesh OwO wap >_> of OwO the :3 cwimson wose; 
And uWu on ^.^ owd >_> Hiems' xDD thin ÚwÚ and icy :3 cwown 
An ^.^ odowous uWu chapwet >_> of ^w^ sweet uWu summew buds 
:3 Is, as in mockery, set. The UwU spwing, OwO the :33 summew, 
The ^w^ chiwding ^-^ autumn, :3 angwy winter, >_> change 
Their :3 wonted uWu wivewies; ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO mazed UwU wowwd, 
By theiw increase, :3 nyow knows ^.^ nyot ;;w;; which :3 is UwU which. 
And :3 this >_> same pwogeny >_> of x3 eviws comes 
From ^-^ ouw x3 debate, ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw xDD dissension; 
We awe theiw parents ÚwÚ and owiginyaw. 
OwO OBEWON. Do you amend it, then; ^.^ it :3 wies in you. 
UwU Why shouwd UwU Titanyia cross xDD hew Oberon? 
I ^-^ do uWu but UwU beg :3 a wittwe changeling :3 boy 
ÚwÚ To >w< be my UwU henchman. 
TITANyIA. ÚwÚ Set >_> youw OwO heawt at west; 
The uWu faiwy ^.^ wand OwO buys ^.^ nyot OwO the >w< chiwd >_> of >_> me. 
His mothew ÚwÚ was :3 a ^w^ vot'wess >_> of my OwO owdew; 
And, in OwO the >_< spiced >w< Indian :3 aiw, uWu by night, 
>w< Fuww >_< often ;;w;; hath ^.^ she :33 gossip'd uWu by my ÚwÚ side; 
And xDD sat with me uWu on Nyeptunye's x3 yewwow >w< sands, 
Mawking th' OwO embawked >_< twadews uWu on OwO the OwO fwood; 
When ^-^ we ^.^ have ^.^ waugh'd ^-^ to UwU see OwO the :3 saiws conceive, 
And gwow ÚwÚ big-bewwied with OwO the >_< wanton >_> wind; 
^w^ Which :33 she, with pwetty ÚwÚ and with >_> swimming ^-^ gait 
>_< Fowwowing- xDD hew >_> womb then rich with my x3 young ^w^ squiwe- 
Wouwd ^-^ imitate, ÚwÚ and sail x3 upon OwO the wand, 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ fetch me trifles, ÚwÚ and xDD wetuwn uWu again, 
UwU As ^-^ fwom :3 a voyage, rich with ^.^ mewchandise. 
But :33 she, being mowtaw, >_> of UwU that :3 boy >_> did ^.^ die; 
And uWu fow xDD hew :33 sake ^-^ do I rear OwO up xDD hew >w< boy; 
And uWu fow xDD hew :33 sake I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot part with >_> him. 
OwO OBEWON. OwO How wong within :3 this >_> wood intend you stay? 
TITANyIA. :3 Pewchance ÚwÚ tiww aftew Theseus' :33 wedding-day. 
>w< If you uWu wiww ^-^ patientwy ^-^ dance in ^-^ ouw :33 wound, 
And UwU see ^-^ ouw OwO moonwight revels, >w< go with >_< us; 
>w< If ;;w;; nyot, :3 shun uWu me, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww spawe >_> youw haunts. 
OwO OBEWON. >w< Give me UwU that :3 boy ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww >w< go with thee. 
TITANyIA. :3 Nyot uWu fow >w< thy uWu faiwy ^.^ kingdom. >w< Faiwies, >_> away. 
We uWu shaww ^w^ chide downwight ^-^ if I ÚwÚ wongew >_> stay. 
Exit TITANyIA with xDD hew x3 twain 
OwO OBEWON. Weww, >w< go >w< thy OwO way; :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom :3 this :3 gwuv 
;;w;; Tiww I >_> towment ÚwÚ thee uWu fow :3 this OwO injuwy. 
UwU My gentwe UwU Puck, come hithew. Thou ;;w;; wememb'west 
x3 Since UwU once I xDD sat x3 upon :3 a x3 pwomontowy, 
And heard :3 a ^w^ mewmaid uWu on :3 a x3 dowphin's xDD back 
Uttewing such >w< duwcet ÚwÚ and hawmonyious >_> bweath 
:33 That OwO the wude ÚwÚ sea ^-^ gwew civil at xDD hew song, 
And ÚwÚ cewtain x3 staws shot :3 madwy ^-^ fwom theiw ;;w;; sphewes 
ÚwÚ To hear OwO the sea-maid's UwU music. 
PUCK. I wemembew. 
OwO OBEWON. :33 That vewy UwU time I ;;w;; saw, uWu but :3 thou uWu couwdst ;;w;; nyot, 
Fwying :3 between OwO the x3 cowd ^-^ moon ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 eawth 
>_> Cupid, >w< aww arm'd; :3 a ÚwÚ cewtain ^-^ aim ^.^ he took 
^.^ At :3 a fair vestaw, ÚwÚ thwonyed uWu by OwO the UwU west, 
And woos'd his ÚwÚ wuv-shaft >_> smawtwy ^-^ fwom his >_< bow, 
UwU As ^.^ it shouwd >w< piewce :3 a ^-^ hundwed ^w^ thousand ^.^ heawts; 
But I UwU might UwU see x3 young :33 Cupid's :33 fiewy shaft 
Quench'd in OwO the >_< chaste beams >_> of OwO the wat'wy moon; 
And OwO the >w< impewiaw ^w^ vot'wess x3 passed OwO on, 
UwU In OwO maiden >_< meditation, fancy-fwee. 
>_> Yet OwO mawk'd I xDD whewe OwO the >_< bowt >_> of ;;w;; Cupid feww. 
^w^ It feww x3 upon :3 a wittwe :3 westewn ^w^ fwowew, 
Before milk-white, :3 nyow xDD puwpwe with ^-^ wuv's :33 wound, 
And :3 maidens caww ^.^ it Wuv-in-idwenyess. 
x3 Fetch me UwU that flow'r, OwO the hewb I >w< showed ÚwÚ thee ^-^ once. 
The x3 juice >_> of ^.^ it uWu on sweeping :33 eyewids >_> waid 
uWu Wiww ^-^ make ^w^ ow man ^w^ ow ^-^ woman :3 madwy dote 
:3 Upon OwO the next live ;;w;; cweatuwe UwU that ^.^ it sees. 
x3 Fetch me :3 this ;;w;; hewb, ÚwÚ and >w< be :3 thou here UwU again 
Ewe OwO the UwU weviathan can OwO swim :3 a league. 
PUCK. I'll >w< put :3 a >_< giwdwe x3 wound about OwO the :3 eawth 
UwU In forty ^.^ minyutes. Exit PUCK 
OwO OBEWON. Having UwU once :3 this ^.^ juice, 
I'll watch UwU Titanyia when ^.^ she :3 is asweep, 
And >_> dwop OwO the :3 wiquow >_> of ^.^ it in xDD hew ^w^ eyes; 
The next xDD thing then ^.^ she ^.^ waking looks OwO upon, 
Be ^.^ it uWu on ;;w;; wion, ^-^ beaw, ^w^ ow wowf, ^w^ ow bull, 
uWu On meddwing >w< monkey, ^w^ ow uWu on busy ape, 
She uWu shaww x3 puwsue ^.^ it with OwO the ^w^ souw >_> of wuv. 
And ewe I UwU take :3 this chawm ^-^ fwom x3 off xDD hew ^-^ sight, 
UwU As I can UwU take ^.^ it with another ;;w;; hewb, 
I'll ^-^ make xDD hew render OwO up xDD hew ;;w;; page ^-^ to >_> me. 
But ^-^ who comes hewe? I x3 am invisible; 
And I uWu wiww uvwheaw theiw ^w^ confewence. 

x3 Entew DEMETRIUS, ^.^ HEWENyA following him 

uWu DEMETWIUS. I love ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; nyot, OwO thewefowe x3 puwsue me not. 
:3 Whewe :3 is Lysander ÚwÚ and fair Hermia? 
The ^-^ onye I'll slay, OwO the uWu othew ÚwÚ swayeth >_> me. 
Thou told'st me uWu they ;;w;; wewe stow'n x3 unto :3 this >_< wood, 
And here x3 am OwO I, ÚwÚ and >_> wood within :3 this >_< wood, 
xDD Because I cannyot ^.^ meet my Hewmia. 
ÚwÚ Hence, >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone, ÚwÚ and follow me nyo more. 
HEWENyA. You dwaw uWu me, you hard-hearted :33 adamant; 
But ÚwÚ yet you dwaw ^.^ nyot x3 iwon, uWu fow my OwO heawt 
^-^ Is OwO twue as :3 steew. Weave you >_> youw power ^-^ to x3 dwaw, 
And I uWu shaww ^.^ have nyo power ^-^ to follow you. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. Do I ;;w;; entice you? Do I speak you faiw? 
Or, ^.^ wathew, ^-^ do I ^.^ nyot in x3 pwainyest >w< twuth 
>_> Teww you I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :3 nyow I cannyot love you? 
HEWENyA. And x3 even uWu fow UwU that ^-^ do I love you OwO the more. 
I x3 am >_> youw spaniel; :3 and, OwO Demetwius, 
The ^-^ mowe you beat uWu me, I uWu wiww ^w^ fawn uWu on you. 
;;w;; Use me uWu but as >_> youw spaniel, x3 spuwn uWu me, strike uWu me, 
Nyegwect uWu me, wose me; only ^w^ give me leave, 
>w< Unwowthy as I OwO am, ^-^ to follow you. 
What ^-^ wowsew place can I UwU beg in >_> youw love, 
And ÚwÚ yet :3 a place >_> of UwU high >_< wespect with uWu me, 
>w< Than ^-^ to >w< be used as you ;;w;; use >_> youw ÚwÚ dog? 
uWu DEMETWIUS. ^-^ Tempt ^.^ nyot xDD too >w< much OwO the xDD hatwed >_> of my spirit; 
>_< Fow I x3 am uWu sick when I ^-^ do ÚwÚ wook uWu on thee. 
HEWENyA. And I x3 am uWu sick when I ÚwÚ wook ^.^ nyot uWu on you. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. You ^-^ do >_< impeach >_> youw x3 modesty xDD too >w< much 
ÚwÚ To xDD weave OwO the :33 city ÚwÚ and commit yourself 
x3 Into OwO the ^.^ hands >_> of ^-^ onye UwU that loves you not; 
ÚwÚ To xDD twust OwO the opportunity >_> of night, 
And OwO the i-iww counsew >_> of :3 a desewt place, 
x3 With OwO the rich wowth >_> of >_> youw UwU viwginyity. 
HEWENyA. Your :3 viwtue :3 is my UwU pwiviwege uWu fow ÚwÚ that: 
^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot night when I ^-^ do UwU see >_> youw ;;w;; face, 
OwO Thewefowe I ÚwÚ think I x3 am ^.^ nyot in OwO the >_< nyight; 
Nyow doth :3 this >_> wood wack ^.^ wowwds >_> of ^.^ company, 
>_< Fow you, in my :33 wespect, awe >w< aww OwO the world. 
;;w;; Then how can ^.^ it >w< be ^w^ said I x3 am :3 awonye 
When >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd :3 is here ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook uWu on x3 me? 
uWu DEMETWIUS. I'll run ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and hide me in OwO the xDD bwakes, 
And xDD weave ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the UwU mewcy >_> of wiwd beasts. 
HEWENyA. The wiwdest ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot such :3 a OwO heawt as you. 
Wun when you wiww; OwO the story uWu shaww >w< be chang'd: 
Apollo x3 fwies, ÚwÚ and Daphne howds OwO the chase; 
The :33 duv puwsues OwO the uWu gwiffin; OwO the mild hind 
:3 Makes ÚwÚ speed ^-^ to catch OwO the ^-^ tigew- :33 bootwess uWu speed, 
When ^w^ cowawdice puwsues ÚwÚ and valour uWu fwies. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot stay >w< thy questions; let me ^.^ go; 
Or, ^-^ if :3 thou follow uWu me, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot believe 
But I uWu shaww ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee mischief in OwO the wood. 
HEWENyA. >w< Ay, in OwO the :3 tempwe, in OwO the ;;w;; town, OwO the field, 
You ^-^ do me x3 mischief. :33 Fie, Demetwius! 
Your ^-^ wwongs ^-^ do xDD set :3 a OwO scandaw uWu on my ;;w;; sex. 
We cannyot fight uWu fow love as x3 men ^-^ may do; 
We shouwd >w< be OwO woo'd, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot :3 made ^-^ to UwU woo. 
Exit ^.^ DEMETWIUS 
I'll follow ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make :3 a >w< heaven >_> of >_< heww, 
ÚwÚ To die x3 upon OwO the hand I love OwO so :33 weww. Exit ^.^ HEWENyA 
OwO OBEWON. Fawe ÚwÚ thee well, >_> nymph; ewe ^.^ he ^-^ do xDD weave :3 this x3 gwuv, 
Thou ^-^ shawt UwU fwy ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< seek >w< thy wuv. 

;;w;; We-entew PUCK 

xDD Hast :3 thou OwO the flower thewe? Wewcome, >_> wandewew. 
PUCK. >w< Ay, there ^.^ it is. 
OwO OBEWON. I pray ÚwÚ thee ^w^ give ^.^ it >_> me. 
I xDD knyow :3 a bank xDD whewe OwO the wiwd ;;w;; thyme ^-^ bwows, 
:3 Whewe oxlips ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO nyodding ;;w;; viowet gwows, 
OwO Quite over-canopied with wuscious woodbine, 
x3 With ^w^ sweet musk-roses, ÚwÚ and with >_< egwantinye; 
Thewe sweeps UwU Titanyia sometime >_> of OwO the night, 
:3 Wuww'd in ^.^ these >_> fwowews with >_> dances ÚwÚ and :33 dewight; 
And there OwO the snake throws xDD hew enamell'd skin, 
^w^ Weed ^-^ wide enough ^-^ to ^-^ wwap :3 a uWu faiwy in; 
And with OwO the x3 juice >_> of :3 this I'll OwO stweak xDD hew >_> eyes, 
And ^-^ make xDD hew :33 fuww >_> of ^-^ hatefuw OwO fantasies. 
;;w;; Take :3 thou >w< some >_> of it, ÚwÚ and >w< seek OwO thwough :3 this grove: 
OwO A ^w^ sweet Athenyian wady :3 is in love 
x3 With :3 a disdainful youth; >w< anyoint his ^w^ eyes; 
But ^-^ do ^.^ it when OwO the next xDD thing ^.^ he espies 
May >w< be OwO the >_< wady. Thou ^-^ shawt xDD knyow OwO the man 
By OwO the Athenyian garments ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 on. 
;;w;; Effect ^.^ it with >w< some cawe, UwU that ^.^ he ^-^ may ^w^ pwuv 
Mowe OwO fond uWu on xDD hew than ^.^ she x3 upon xDD hew wuv. 
And ÚwÚ wook :3 thou ^.^ meet me ewe OwO the ^.^ fiwst ^.^ cock cwow. 
PUCK. OwO Feaw ;;w;; nyot, my ^w^ wowd; >_> youw ^-^ sewvant uWu shaww ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the >_> wood 

x3 Entew TITANyIA, with xDD hew x3 twain 

TITANyIA. Come nyow, :3 a ÚwÚ woundew ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu faiwy ^w^ song; 
>_> Then, uWu fow OwO the third part >_> of :3 a minute, >_< hence: 
uWu Some ^-^ to :33 kiww cankers in OwO the >_< musk-wose buds; 
uWu Some OwO waw with rere-mice uWu fow theiw leathern UwU wings, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make my small x3 ewves :33 coats; ÚwÚ and >w< some ^-^ keep xDD back 
The >_< cwamowous oww UwU that ^w^ nyightwy hoots ÚwÚ and wonders 
^.^ At ^-^ ouw OwO quaint spirits. :3 Sing me :3 nyow asleep; 
;;w;; Then ^-^ to >_> youw ^.^ offices, ÚwÚ and let me ^-^ west. 

The ^.^ FAIWIES :3 Sing 

OwO FIWST >w< FAIWY. You >_> spotted ÚwÚ snyakes with double tongue, 
xDD Thowny xDD hedgehogs, >w< be ^.^ nyot :3 seen; 
Nyewts ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwind-wowms, ^-^ do nyo ^.^ wwong, 
Come ^.^ nyot ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ ouw uWu faiwy Queen. 
CHORUS. Phiwomew with >w< mewody 
:3 Sing in ^-^ ouw ^w^ sweet ;;w;; wuwwaby. 
Lulla, ^w^ wuwwa, lullaby; ^w^ wuwwa, ^w^ wuwwa, ;;w;; wuwwaby. 
uWu Nyevew harm 
Nyow spell :3 nyow chawm 
Come ^-^ ouw UwU wuvwy wady >w< nyigh. 
^w^ So good night, with ;;w;; wuwwaby. 
x3 SECOND >w< FAIWY. OwO Weaving :33 spidews, come ^.^ nyot xDD hewe; 
ÚwÚ Hence, you >w< wong-wegg'd spinnyews, ^-^ hence. 
uWu Beetwes :3 bwack, xDD appwoach ^.^ nyot nyeaw; 
Worm :3 nyow snyaiw ^-^ do nyo >_> offence. 
CHORUS. Phiwomew with ^w^ mewody, etc. [TITANIA >_> Sweeps] 
OwO FIWST >w< FAIWY. >_< Hence away; :3 nyow >w< aww :3 is :33 weww. 
>_< Onye aloof ^.^ stand sentinyew. >_< Exeunt ^.^ FAIWIES 

x3 Entew OBERON ÚwÚ and ^.^ squeezes OwO the flower uWu on >w< TITANyIA'S :33 eyewids 

OwO OBEWON. What :3 thou >w< seest when :3 thou OwO dost >w< wake, 
Do ^.^ it uWu fow >w< thy ^w^ twue-wuv x3 take; 
^-^ Wuv ÚwÚ and ^w^ wanguish uWu fow his sake. 
Be ^.^ it ounce, ^w^ ow ^w^ cat, ^w^ ow ^-^ beaw, 
^.^ Pawd, ^w^ ow ^-^ boaw with >w< bwistwed >_> haiw, 
UwU In >w< thy eye UwU that uWu shaww :3 appeaw 
When :3 thou ;;w;; wak'st, ^.^ it :3 is >w< thy ;;w;; deaw. 
;;w;; Wake when >w< some :3 viwe xDD thing :3 is >w< nyeaw. Exit 

x3 Entew LYSANDER ÚwÚ and HEWMIA 

WYSANDEW. ^-^ Faiw love, you ^.^ faint with uWu wand'wing in OwO the uWu wood; 
And, ^-^ to speak ^w^ twoth, I ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot ^-^ ouw OwO way; 
>w< We'ww west >w< us, >_> Hewmia, ^-^ if you ÚwÚ think ^.^ it uWu good, 
And tawwy uWu fow OwO the comfort >_> of OwO the day. 
HEWMIA. Be ^.^ it so, Wysandew: find you >_< out :3 a :33 bed, 
>_< Fow I x3 upon :3 this bank uWu wiww west my head. 
WYSANDEW. >_< Onye ÚwÚ tuwf uWu shaww sewve as piwwow uWu fow OwO us ^-^ both; 
>_< Onye xDD heawt, ^-^ onye :33 bed, two ^-^ bosoms, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye twoth. 
HEWMIA. ;;w;; Nyay, good Wysandew; uWu fow my UwU sake, my ^.^ deaw, 
Wie further x3 off yet; ^-^ do ^.^ nyot lie OwO so >w< nyeaw. 
WYSANDEW. :33 O, UwU take OwO the :33 sense, ;;w;; sweet, >_> of my innyocence! 
^-^ Wuv ^-^ takes OwO the meaning in ^-^ wuv's ^w^ confewence. 
I UwU mean UwU that my OwO heawt x3 unto x3 youws :3 is knit, 
^w^ So UwU that uWu but ^-^ onye OwO heawt ^-^ we can ^-^ make >_> of xDD it; 
>w< Two >_< bosoms ÚwÚ intewchainyed with OwO an ^-^ oath, 
^w^ So then two >_< bosoms ÚwÚ and :3 a >w< singwe twoth. 
;;w;; Then uWu by >_> youw >_> side nyo ÚwÚ bed-woom me deny, 
>_< Fow lying so, >_> Hewmia, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^-^ wie. 
HEWMIA. Lysander ^.^ widdwes vewy prettily. 
Nyow >w< much OwO beshwew my ^-^ mannyews ÚwÚ and my :33 pwide, 
>w< If ^-^ Hewmia meant ^-^ to uWu say Lysander lied! 
But, gentwe OwO fwiend, uWu fow love ÚwÚ and couwtesy 
Wie further OwO off, in human >_> modesty; 
Such ÚwÚ sepawation as ^-^ may ;;w;; weww >w< be ^w^ said 
:33 Becomes :3 a ÚwÚ viwtuous bachewow ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; maid, 
^w^ So :3 faw >w< be ÚwÚ distant; ÚwÚ and good night, ^w^ sweet >w< fwiend. 
x3 Thy love :33 nye'ew x3 awtew ÚwÚ tiww >w< thy ^w^ sweet life >_< end! 
WYSANDEW. ;;w;; Amen, ;;w;; amen, ^-^ to UwU that fair >w< pwayew uWu say I; 
And then ^-^ end life when I ^-^ end woyawty! 
;;w;; Hewe :3 is my ^-^ bed; ;;w;; sweep ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee >w< aww his rest! 
HEWMIA. x3 With half UwU that ^w^ wish OwO the >_> wishew's eyes >w< be pwess'd! 
^.^ [They OwO sweep] 

x3 Entew PUCK 

PUCK. ^.^ Thwough OwO the fowest ^.^ have I gone, 
But Athenyian ;;w;; found I UwU nyonye 
uWu On uWu whose eyes I UwU might appwuv 
:3 This flower's x3 fowce in stiwwing wuv. 
:3 Nyight ÚwÚ and OwO siwence- OwO Who :3 is hewe? 
Weeds >_> of :33 Athens ^.^ he doth ^.^ weaw: 
:3 This :3 is >_< he, my ^w^ mastew said, 
>w< Despised OwO the Athenyian >_< maid; 
And here OwO the >_> maiden, sweeping ^w^ sound, 
uWu On OwO the x3 dank ÚwÚ and :3 diwty ground. 
Pretty UwU souw! ^.^ she durst ^.^ nyot lie 
Near :3 this ÚwÚ wack-wuv, :3 this >_< kiww-couwtesy. 
:33 Chuww, x3 upon >w< thy eyes I thwow 
^-^ Aww OwO the power :3 this chawm doth owe: 
When :3 thou ;;w;; wak'st let love fowbid 
^w^ Sweep his x3 seat uWu on >w< thy ^.^ eyewid. 
^w^ So :33 awake when I x3 am gone; 
>_< Fow I >w< must :3 nyow ^-^ to OwO Obewon. Exit 

x3 Entew ^.^ DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and HELENA, x3 wunnying 

HEWENyA. >w< Stay, >w< though :3 thou :33 kiww uWu me, ^w^ sweet Demetwius. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. I chawge ^.^ thee, hence, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^.^ haunt me OwO thus. 
HEWENyA. :33 O, xDD wiwt :3 thou dawkwing xDD weave x3 me? Do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. uWu Stay uWu on >w< thy >_< pewiw; I :3 awonye uWu wiww ^.^ go. Exit 
HEWENyA. :33 O, I x3 am >_< out >_> of >_> bweath in :3 this OwO fond >_> chase! 
The ^-^ mowe my >w< pwayew, OwO the ^.^ wessew :3 is my >_< gwace. 
x3 Happy :3 is >_> Hewmia, wheresoe'er ^.^ she :3 wies, 
>_< Fow ^.^ she ;;w;; hath bwessed ÚwÚ and attwactive OwO eyes. 
OwO How came xDD hew eyes OwO so bright? :3 Nyot with salt teaws; 
>w< If so, my eyes awe oft'ner :33 wash'd than hers. 
No, no, I x3 am as >w< ugwy as :3 a ^-^ beaw, 
>_< Fow ^.^ beasts UwU that ^.^ meet me run away uWu fow fear; 
OwO Thewefowe nyo x3 mawvew >w< though :3 Demetwius 
uWu Do, as :3 a ;;w;; monstew, UwU fwy my :3 pwesence OwO thus. 
What ;;w;; wicked ÚwÚ and >_> dissembwing :3 gwass >_> of >_< minye 
^w^ Made me compawe with Hermia's OwO sphewy eynye? 
But ^-^ who :3 is hewe? Lysander! uWu on OwO the >_< gwound! 
uWu Dead, ^w^ ow :3 asweep? I UwU see nyo blood, nyo wound. 
:3 Wysandew, ^-^ if you live, good ;;w;; siw, ^.^ awake. 
WYSANDEW. xDD [Waking] And run OwO thwough x3 fiwe I uWu wiww uWu fow >w< thy ^w^ sweet sake. 
Transparent UwU Hewenya! :3 Nyatuwe >w< shows :3 awt, 
:33 That OwO thwough >w< thy uWu bosom makes me UwU see >w< thy ÚwÚ heawt. 
:3 Whewe :3 is uWu Demetwius? :33 O, how x3 fit :3 a >_> wowd 
^-^ Is UwU that :3 viwe name ^-^ to pewish uWu on my :3 swowd! 
HEWENyA. Do ^.^ nyot uWu say so, Wysandew; uWu say ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. 
What >w< though ^.^ he love >_> youw Hermia? :3 Wowd, what xDD though? 
>_> Yet ^-^ Hewmia still loves OwO you; then >w< be ÚwÚ content. 
WYSANDEW. Content with Hewmia! :3 Nyo: I ^-^ do ^w^ wepent 
The >w< tedious minutes I with xDD hew ^.^ have >w< spent. 
:3 Nyot ^-^ Hewmia uWu but Helena I love: 
OwO Who uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_> change :3 a raven uWu fow :3 a x3 duv? 
The uWu wiww >_> of man :3 is uWu by his reason sway'd, 
And reason :33 says you awe OwO the worthier uWu maid. 
OwO Things ;;w;; gwowing awe ^.^ nyot wipe xDD untiw theiw xDD season; 
^w^ So OwO I, being young, ÚwÚ tiww :3 nyow wipe ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ weason; 
And ^w^ touching :3 nyow OwO the point >_> of human skill, 
>_< Weason >_< becomes OwO the mawshaw ^-^ to my wiww, 
And weads me ^-^ to >_> youw >_> eyes, xDD whewe I :3 o'ewwook 
Love's x3 stowies, written in Love's uWu wichest uWu book. 
HEWENyA. >w< Whewefowe ÚwÚ was I ^-^ to :3 this keen OwO mockewy :3 bown? 
When at >_> youw ^.^ hands >_> did I deserve :3 this scorn? 
:3 Is't ^.^ nyot enyough, :3 is't ^.^ nyot enyough, x3 young man, 
:33 That I >_> did OwO nyevew, no, :3 nyow never ^-^ can, 
>_> Desewve :3 a ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ wook ^-^ fwom Demetwius' eye, 
But you >w< must fwout my >_> insufficiency? 
Good ^w^ twoth, you ^-^ do me ^.^ wwong, good UwU sooth, you uWu do, 
UwU In such disdainful manner me ^-^ to UwU woo. 
But fare you ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ pewfowce I >w< must x3 confess 
I ^w^ thought you lord >_> of ^-^ mowe OwO twue x3 gentwenyess. 
:33 O, UwU that :3 a wady >_> of ^-^ onye man wefus'd 
;;w;; Shouwd >_> of another OwO thewefowe >w< be ^w^ abus'd! Exit 
WYSANDEW. She >_> sees ^.^ nyot Hewmia. >_> Hewmia, ;;w;; sweep :3 thou :3 thewe; 
And never uWu mayst :3 thou come Lysander nyeaw! 
>_< Fow, as :3 a >w< suwfeit >_> of OwO the x3 sweetest >w< things 
The x3 deepest UwU woathing ^-^ to OwO the stomach brings, 
Ow as OwO the hewesies UwU that x3 men ^-^ do xDD weave 
uWu Awe hated UwU most >_> of x3 those uWu they >_> did UwU deceive, 
^w^ So thou, my >w< suwfeit ÚwÚ and my :33 hewesy, 
x3 Of >w< aww >w< be xDD hated, uWu but OwO the UwU most >_> of UwU me! 
And, >w< aww my powers, OwO addwess >_> youw love ÚwÚ and UwU might 
ÚwÚ To uWu honyouw >_< Hewen, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be xDD hew :3 knyight! Exit 
HEWMIA. [Starting] Hewp uWu me, :3 Wysandew, ^w^ hewp me; ^-^ do >w< thy :33 best 
ÚwÚ To xDD pwuck :3 this ÚwÚ cwawwing sewpent ^-^ fwom my breast. 
^w^ Ay uWu me, uWu fow pity! What :3 a ^-^ dweam ÚwÚ was :3 hewe! 
:3 Wysandew, ÚwÚ wook how I ^-^ do ^-^ quake with fear. 
uWu Methought :3 a sewpent xDD eat my OwO heawt ^w^ away, 
And you xDD sat :33 smiwing at his x3 cwuew >w< pwey. 
Lysander! >_> What, xDD wemov'd? Lysander! wowd! 
>_> What, >_< out >_> of hearing gonye? :3 Nyo ^w^ sound, nyo UwU wowd? 
Awack, xDD whewe awe you? xDD Speak, OwO an ^-^ if you hear; 
xDD Speak, >_> of >w< aww loves! I :33 swoon ^w^ awmost with fear. 
;;w;; Nyo? ;;w;; Then I ;;w;; weww pewceive you awe ^.^ nyot >w< nyigh. 
x3 Eithew death ^w^ ow you I'll find immediatewy. Exit 




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^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
The wood. TITANyIA lying asweep 

x3 Entew QUINCE, SNyUG, xDD BOTTOM, ^.^ FWUTE, >w< SNyOUT, ÚwÚ and UwU STAWVEWING 

BOTTOM. uWu Awe ^-^ we >w< aww >_> met? 
QUINCE. Pat, xDD pat; ÚwÚ and >w< hewe's :3 a ^-^ mawvewwous UwU convenyient place uWu fow ^-^ ouw 
:33 weheawsaw. :3 This green plot uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ ouw xDD stage, :3 this hawthown 
:33 bwake ^-^ ouw tiring-house; ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ do ^.^ it in x3 action, as ^-^ we uWu wiww 
^-^ do ^.^ it before OwO the >_> Duke. 
BOTTOM. Petew uWu Quince! 
QUINCE. What >_> sayest thou, bully Bottom? 
BOTTOM. Thewe awe >w< things in :3 this ;;w;; comedy >_> of Pywamus ÚwÚ and Thisby UwU that 
uWu wiww never pwease. First, Pywamus >w< must dwaw :3 a >_< swowd ^-^ to :33 kiww 
;;w;; himsewf; ;;w;; which OwO the ;;w;; wadies cannyot abide. OwO How ÚwÚ answew you ÚwÚ that? 
SNyOUT. ^w^ By'w lakin, :3 a parlous fear. 
UwU STAWVEWING. I believe ^-^ we >w< must xDD weave OwO the :33 kiwwing out, when >w< aww :3 is 
>w< donye. 
BOTTOM. :3 Nyot :3 a >w< whit; I ^.^ have :3 a :33 device ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< aww :33 weww. x3 Wwite me :3 a 
pwowogue; ÚwÚ and let OwO the ^w^ pwowogue ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to uWu say ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ do nyo harm 
with ^-^ ouw uWu swowds, ÚwÚ and UwU that Pywamus :3 is ^.^ nyot xDD kiww'd UwU indeed; ÚwÚ and uWu fow 
OwO the ^-^ mowe better assuwance, tell them UwU that I Pywamus x3 am ^.^ nyot 
Pywamus uWu but >_> Bottom OwO the weaver. :3 This uWu wiww >w< put them >_< out >_> of fear. 
QUINCE. Weww, ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ have such :3 a pwowogue; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be written 
in eight ÚwÚ and ^.^ six. 
BOTTOM. No, ^-^ make ^.^ it two ^-^ mowe; let ^.^ it >w< be written in eight ÚwÚ and eight. 
SNyOUT. uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot OwO the ;;w;; wadies >w< be >w< afeawd >_> of OwO the wion? 
UwU STAWVEWING. I ;;w;; feaw it, I pwomise you. 
BOTTOM. >w< Mastews, you ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to consider with yourself ^-^ to bwing ^w^ in- 
:3 God OwO shiewd OwO us!- :3 a x3 wion UwU among ;;w;; wadies :3 is :3 a UwU most dreadful uWu thing; uWu fow 
there :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 a ^-^ mowe xDD feawfuw ^w^ wiwd-foww than >_> youw x3 wion ÚwÚ wiving; ÚwÚ and 
^-^ we ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook to't. 
SNyOUT. OwO Thewefowe another ^w^ pwowogue >w< must tell ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 a wion. 
BOTTOM. ;;w;; Nyay, you >w< must name his uWu nyame, ÚwÚ and half his ;;w;; face >w< must >w< be uWu seen 
OwO thwough OwO the >_< wion's xDD nyeck; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ^-^ himsewf >w< must speak through, 
^.^ saying thus, ^w^ ow ^-^ to OwO the >_> same :33 defect: 'Wadies,' ^w^ ow 'Fair uWu wadies, I 
would ^w^ wish uWu you' ^w^ ow OwO 'I would xDD wequest uWu you' ^w^ ow OwO 'I would entweat you 
^.^ nyot ^-^ to feaw, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to twembwe. UwU My life uWu fow youws! >w< If you ÚwÚ think I 
come UwU hithew as :3 a ;;w;; wion, ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^-^ pity >_> of my wife. No, I x3 am nyo such 
uWu thing; I x3 am :3 a man as uWu othew x3 men x3 awe.' And there, :3 indeed, let him 
name his uWu nyame, ÚwÚ and tell them ^-^ pwainwy ^.^ he :3 is Snyug OwO the joinyew. 
QUINCE. Weww, ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ so. But there :3 is two ^-^ hawd things- UwU that 
;;w;; is, ^-^ to bwing OwO the OwO moonwight OwO into :3 a chambew; for, you >w< knyow, Pywamus 
ÚwÚ and Thisby ^.^ meet uWu by moonlight. 
SNyOUT. ^-^ Doth OwO the ^-^ moon shinye UwU that night ^-^ we xDD pway ^-^ ouw xDD pway? 
BOTTOM. OwO A calendar, :3 a calendar! Wook in OwO the OwO awmanyack; find >_< out 
:33 moonshinye, find >_< out ^.^ moonshinye. 
QUINCE. x3 Yes, ^.^ it doth shinye UwU that ^-^ nyight. 
BOTTOM. ÚwÚ Why, then ^-^ may you xDD weave :3 a casement >_> of OwO the gweat ;;w;; chambew 
window, xDD whewe ^-^ we play, ^-^ open; ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ moon ^-^ may shinye in at OwO the 
^w^ casement. 
QUINCE. ÚwÚ Ay; ^w^ ow ewse ^-^ onye >w< must come in with :3 a :3 bush >_> of thorns ÚwÚ and :3 a 
x3 wantewn, ÚwÚ and uWu say ^.^ he comes ^-^ to disfiguwe ^w^ ow ^-^ to ÚwÚ pwesent OwO the person 
>_> of xDD Moonshinye. ;;w;; Then there :3 is another ^.^ thing: ^-^ we >w< must ^.^ have :3 a x3 waww in 
OwO the gweat chambew; uWu fow Pywamus ÚwÚ and UwU Thisby, :33 says OwO the xDD stowy, >_> did 
talk OwO thwough OwO the ÚwÚ chink >_> of :3 a wall. 
SNyOUT. You can never bwing in :3 a wall. What uWu say you, Bottom? 
BOTTOM. uWu Some man ^w^ ow uWu othew >w< must ÚwÚ pwesent Waww; ÚwÚ and let him ^.^ have >w< some 
:3 pwastew, ^w^ ow >w< some loam, ^w^ ow >w< some rough-cast about ^w^ him, ^-^ to signify 
;;w;; waww; ÚwÚ and let him howd his fingers thus, ÚwÚ and OwO thwough UwU that UwU cwanny 
uWu shaww Pywamus ÚwÚ and Thisby :3 whispew. 
QUINCE. >w< If UwU that ^-^ may ^.^ be, then >w< aww :3 is :33 weww. ^w^ Come, ^-^ sit down, every 
>_> mothew's UwU son, ÚwÚ and rehearse >_> youw pawts. >_< Pywamus, you x3 begin; when 
you ^.^ have spoken >_> youw speech, ÚwÚ entew OwO into UwU that brake; ÚwÚ and OwO so every 
^-^ onye >w< accowding ^-^ to his OwO cue. 

x3 Entew PUCK >_> behind 

PUCK. What >_< hempen UwU homespuns ^.^ have ^-^ we xDD swagg'wing ;;w;; hewe, 
^w^ So ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the cradle >_> of OwO the Faiwy ÚwÚ Queen? 
>_> What, :3 a xDD pway ^-^ towawd! I'll >w< be OwO an auditor; 
An actow xDD too perhaps, ^-^ if I UwU see ^.^ cause. 
QUINCE. xDD Speak, Pywamus. UwU Thisby, ^.^ stand fowth. 
BOTTOM. UwU Thisby, OwO the >_> fwowews >_> of ^-^ odious savouws :33 sweet- 
QUINCE. :3 'Odious'- >_< odowous! 
BOTTOM. -odours savouws >w< sweet; 
^w^ So ;;w;; hath >w< thy breath, my ;;w;; deawest Thisby ;;w;; deaw. 
But x3 hawk, :3 a voice! uWu Stay :3 thou uWu but here uWu awhiwe, 
And uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by I uWu wiww ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee appear. Exit 
PUCK. OwO A ^w^ stwangew Pywamus than e'ew pwayed :3 hewe! Exit 
^-^ FWUTE. Must I speak ^w^ nyow? 
QUINCE. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, >w< must OwO you; uWu fow you >w< must undewstand ^.^ he :33 goes uWu but ^-^ to 
UwU see :3 a ^w^ nyoise UwU that ^.^ he heard, ÚwÚ and :3 is ^-^ to come again. 
^-^ FWUTE. uWu Most radiant >_< Pywamus, UwU most >_< wiwy-white >_> of hue, 
x3 Of >w< cowouw >_< wike OwO the wed wose uWu on triumphant bwiew, 
uWu Most uWu bwisky juvenal, ÚwÚ and UwU eke UwU most UwU wuvwy :3 Jew, 
UwU As OwO twue as >w< twuest OwO howse, UwU that would never >w< tiwe, 
I'll ^.^ meet ^.^ thee, >_< Pywamus, at ^-^ Nyinny's tomb. 
QUINCE. 'Ninus' :33 tomb,' ^w^ man! ÚwÚ Why, you >w< must ^.^ nyot speak UwU that yet; UwU that 
you ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to Pywamus. You speak >w< aww >_> youw part at once, ÚwÚ cues, ÚwÚ and 
all. Pywamus enter: >_> youw cue :3 is ÚwÚ past; ^.^ it :3 is 'nyevew tiwe.' 
^-^ FWUTE. O- UwU As OwO twue as >w< twuest OwO howse, UwU that OwO y xDD et would never ;;w;; tiwe. 

;;w;; We-entew ^w^ PUCK, ÚwÚ and UwU BOTTOM with OwO an >w< ass's head 

BOTTOM. >w< If I ;;w;; wewe :33 faiw, UwU Thisby, I ;;w;; wewe only >w< thinye. 
QUINCE. :3 O monstrous! :3 O stwange! We awe x3 haunted. >_> Pway, :3 mastews! fly, 
:3 mastews! Help! 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but UwU BOTTOM ÚwÚ and PUCK 
PUCK. I'll follow OwO you; I'll ;;w;; wead you about :3 a :33 wound, 
^.^ Thwough ;;w;; bog, OwO thwough >_< bush, OwO thwough ;;w;; bwake, OwO thwough :33 bwiew; 
>_< Sometime :3 a horse I'll ^.^ be, sometime :3 a >_> hound, 
OwO A ÚwÚ hog, :3 a headwess ^-^ beaw, sometime :3 a uWu fiwe; 
And UwU nyeigh, ÚwÚ and bark, ÚwÚ and ^.^ gwunt, ÚwÚ and >_< woaw, ÚwÚ and :33 buwn, 
;;w;; Wike OwO howse, >_> hound, ÚwÚ hog, ^-^ beaw, fire, at every OwO tuwn. 
Exit 
BOTTOM. UwU Why ^-^ do uWu they run >_> away? :3 This :3 is :3 a ;;w;; knyavewy >_> of them ^-^ to ^-^ make me 
>w< afeawd. 

;;w;; We-entew UwU SNyOUT 

SNyOUT. :3 O UwU Bottom, :3 thou art >_< chang'd! What ^-^ do I UwU see uWu on OwO thee? 
BOTTOM. What ^-^ do you see? You UwU see OwO an ass-head >_> of >_> youw own, ^-^ do you? 
Exit UwU SNyOUT 

;;w;; We-entew uWu QUINCE 

QUINCE. ^w^ Bwess ^.^ thee, UwU Bottom, bless thee! Thou art >_> twanswated. 
Exit 
BOTTOM. I UwU see theiw ;;w;; knyavewy: :3 this :3 is ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO an ;;w;; ass >_> of me; ^-^ to 
OwO fwight uWu me, ^-^ if uWu they uWu couwd. But I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :33 stiw ^-^ fwom :3 this place, ^-^ do 
what uWu they uWu can; I uWu wiww ÚwÚ wawk OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww sing, UwU that 
uWu they uWu shaww hear I x3 am ^.^ nyot UwU afwaid. [Sings] 

The ousel :3 cock, OwO so bwack >_> of hue, 
x3 With uWu owange-tawny bill, 
The ^-^ thwostwe with his ^-^ nyote OwO so true, 
The wren with wittwe uWu quiww. 

TITANyIA. What :3 angew :33 wakes me ^-^ fwom my >w< fwow'wy >_> bed? 
BOTTOM. [Sings] 
The OwO finch, OwO the UwU spawwow, ÚwÚ and OwO the lark, 
The :3 pwain-song ^-^ cuckoo xDD gwey, 
uWu Whose ^-^ nyote :33 fuww many :3 a man doth ^-^ mawk, 
And dawes ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ answew >_> nyay- 
for, :3 indeed, ^-^ who would xDD set his ÚwÚ wit ^-^ to OwO so foowish :3 a bird? 
OwO Who would ^w^ give :3 a biwd OwO the >_< he, >w< though ^.^ he x3 cwy xDD 'cuckoo' never so? 
TITANyIA. I pray ^.^ thee, gentwe mowtaw, sing again. 
Minye ear :3 is >w< much ÚwÚ enyamouwed >_> of >w< thy >_> nyote; 
^w^ So :3 is >_< minye eye enthralled ^-^ to >w< thy shape; 
And >w< thy fair >w< viwtue's x3 fowce ÚwÚ pewfowce doth move uWu me, 
uWu On OwO the ^.^ fiwst OwO view, ^-^ to ÚwÚ say, ^-^ to sweaw, I love thee. 
BOTTOM. Methinks, mistress, you shouwd ^.^ have wittwe reason uWu fow ;;w;; that. 
And >_> yet, ^-^ to uWu say OwO the truth, reason ÚwÚ and love ^-^ keep wittwe >_> company 
>_> togethew ^w^ nyow-a-days. The ^-^ mowe OwO the ^-^ pity UwU that >w< some >w< honyest 
xDD nyeighbouws uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ make them >_< fwiends. ;;w;; Nyay, I can UwU gweek x3 upon 
;;w;; occasion. 
TITANyIA. Thou art as xDD wise as :3 thou art beautiful. 
BOTTOM. :3 Nyot so, neither; uWu but ^-^ if I xDD had ÚwÚ wit enough ^-^ to >_< get >_< out >_> of :3 this 
>_< wood, I ^.^ have enough ^-^ to sewve >_< minye >_> own OwO tuwn. 
TITANyIA. Out >_> of :3 this >_> wood ^-^ do ^.^ nyot desiwe ^-^ to ^.^ go; 
Thou ^-^ shawt >_< wemain here whethew :3 thou xDD wiwt ^w^ ow nyo. 
I x3 am :3 a spirit >_> of nyo ^w^ common rate; 
The uWu summew still doth tend x3 upon my x3 state; 
And I ^-^ do love thee; ^.^ thewefowe, >w< go with >_> me. 
I'll ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee fairies ^-^ to ^.^ attend uWu on thee; 
And uWu they uWu shaww ÚwÚ fetch ÚwÚ thee jewews ^-^ fwom OwO the ^-^ deep, 
And sing, >_< whiwe :3 thou uWu on pwessed >_> fwowews OwO dost sleep; 
And I uWu wiww ÚwÚ puwge >w< thy x3 mowtaw ÚwÚ gwossnyess OwO so 
:33 That :3 thou ^-^ shawt >_< wike OwO an >_> aiwy spirit ^.^ go. 
>_< Peasebwossom! x3 Cobweb! x3 Moth! ÚwÚ and Mustardseed! 

x3 Entew >_< PEASEBWOSSOM, >_> COBWEB, >_< MOTH, ÚwÚ and xDD MUSTAWDSEED 

PEASEBLOSSOM. OwO Weady. 
COBWEB. And :3 I. 
;;w;; MOTH. And :3 I. 
MUSTARDSEED. And :3 I. 
ALL. :3 Whewe uWu shaww ^-^ we go? 
TITANyIA. Be >w< kind ÚwÚ and courteous ^-^ to :3 this ^w^ gentweman; 
Hop in his walks ÚwÚ and :33 gambow in his ^w^ eyes; 
:33 Feed him with apricocks ÚwÚ and ;;w;; dewbewwies, 
x3 With xDD puwpwe grapes, green UwU figs, ÚwÚ and mulberries; 
The honey :33 bags >_< steaw ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 humbwe-bees, 
And uWu fow >_< nyight-tapews ^.^ cwop theiw waxen ÚwÚ thighs, 
And ^.^ wight them at OwO the :33 fiewy ÚwÚ gwow-wowm's >_> eyes, 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have my love ^-^ to bed ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >_< awise; 
And xDD pwuck OwO the x3 wings ^-^ fwom ^w^ painted OwO buttewfwies, 
ÚwÚ To fan OwO the moonbeams ^-^ fwom his sweeping OwO eyes. 
xDD Nyod ^-^ to ^w^ him, OwO ewves, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do him couwtesies. 
PEASEBLOSSOM. Hail, xDD mowtaw! 
COBWEB. ^w^ Haiw! 
;;w;; MOTH. ^w^ Haiw! 
MUSTARDSEED. ^w^ Haiw! 
BOTTOM. I x3 cwy >_> youw :3 wowships >w< mewcy, ;;w;; heawtiwy; I uWu beseech >_> youw 
worship's >w< nyame. 
COBWEB. Cobweb. 
BOTTOM. I uWu shaww desiwe you >_> of ^-^ mowe OwO acquaintance, good ^-^ Mastew 
Cobweb. >w< If I ÚwÚ cut my fingew, I uWu shaww ^-^ make bowd with you. Your 
uWu nyame, >w< honyest gentweman? 
PEASEBLOSSOM. xDD Peasebwossom. 
BOTTOM. I pray you, ÚwÚ commend me ^-^ to ^w^ Mistwess :33 Squash, >_> youw mothew, ÚwÚ and 
^-^ to ^-^ Mastew Peascod, >_> youw father. Good ^-^ Mastew xDD Peasebwossom, I uWu shaww 
desiwe you >_> of ^-^ mowe >_> acquaintance ^w^ too. Your uWu nyame, I uWu beseech you, 
sir? 
MUSTARDSEED. ÚwÚ Mustawdseed. 
BOTTOM. Good ^-^ Mastew :3 Mustawdseed, I xDD knyow >_> youw >_< patience :33 weww. :33 That 
>_> same >_> cowawdwy >w< giant-wike ox-beef ;;w;; hath xDD devouw'd many :3 a ^-^ gentweman 
>_> of >_> youw >_< house. I pwomise you >_> youw UwU kindwed ;;w;; hath :3 made my eyes >w< watew 
ewe OwO nyow. I desiwe you >_> of ^-^ mowe OwO acquaintance, good ^-^ Mastew 
ÚwÚ Mustawdseed. 
TITANyIA. ^w^ Come, OwO wait x3 upon him; ;;w;; wead him ^-^ to my bower. 
The ^w^ moon, >_> methinks, looks with :3 a wat'wy eye; 
And when ^.^ she ÚwÚ weeps, ÚwÚ weeps every wittwe OwO fwowew; 
Lamenting >w< some ^-^ enfowced chastity. 
;;w;; Tie OwO up my ^-^ wuv's tongue, bwing him ^w^ siwentwy. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the >_> wood 

x3 Entew OBERON 

OwO OBEWON. I wonder ^-^ if UwU Titanyia >w< be ^w^ awak'd; 
>_> Then, what ^.^ it ÚwÚ was UwU that next came in xDD hew eye, 
^w^ Which ^.^ she >w< must dote uWu on in extwemity. 

x3 Entew PUCK 

;;w;; Hewe comes my messenger. OwO How nyow, mad spirit! 
What night-rule :3 nyow about :3 this haunted x3 gwuv? 
PUCK. UwU My ^w^ mistwess with :3 a monster :3 is in wuv. 
Near ^-^ to xDD hew :33 cwose ÚwÚ and consecrated xDD bowew, 
OwO Whiwe ^.^ she ÚwÚ was in xDD hew :33 duww ÚwÚ and sweeping xDD houw, 
OwO A >w< cwew >_> of :33 patches, wude ^-^ mechanyicaws, 
:33 That wowk uWu fow xDD bwead x3 upon Athenyian stalls, 
Were met >_> togethew ^-^ to rehearse :3 a xDD pway 
:3 Intended uWu fow gweat Theseus' ^w^ nyuptiaw day. 
The OwO shawwowest thickskin >_> of UwU that xDD bawwen sort, 
OwO Who Pywamus ;;w;; pwesented, in theiw uWu spowt 
>_> Fowsook his scene ÚwÚ and ent'red in :3 a brake; 
When I >_> did him at :3 this ^w^ advantage UwU take, 
An >w< ass's :33 nyowe I uWu fixed uWu on his head. 
Anon his Thisby >w< must >w< be ;;w;; answewed, 
And :3 fowth my ^.^ mimic comes. When uWu they him ^.^ spy, 
UwU As wiwd ^-^ geese UwU that OwO the ÚwÚ cweeping ;;w;; fowwew eye, 
Ow wusset-pated ;;w;; choughs, many in sort, 
x3 Wising ÚwÚ and xDD cawing at OwO the xDD gun's report, 
^w^ Sevew themsewves ÚwÚ and :3 madwy ;;w;; sweep OwO the UwU sky, 
^w^ So at his OwO sight away his xDD fewwows ^w^ fwy; 
And at ^-^ ouw stamp ;;w;; hewe, o'ew ÚwÚ and o'ew ^-^ onye ÚwÚ fawws; 
ÚwÚ He murder cries, ÚwÚ and ^w^ hewp ^-^ fwom :33 Athens UwU cawws. 
Their :33 sense ;;w;; thus ;;w;; weak, lost with theiw ^-^ feaws ;;w;; thus ^w^ stwong, 
^w^ Made ÚwÚ sensewess >w< things begin ^-^ to ^-^ do them ^.^ wwong, 
>_< Fow bwiews ÚwÚ and thorns at theiw apparel >_> snyatch; 
uWu Some >w< sweeves, >w< some ÚwÚ hats, ^-^ fwom ^-^ yiewdews >w< aww >w< things xDD catch. 
I wed them uWu on in :3 this ^.^ distwacted feaw, 
And weft ^w^ sweet Pywamus twanswated :3 thewe; 
When in UwU that :3 moment, OwO so ^.^ it came ^-^ to pass, 
UwU Titanyia ^w^ wak'd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ stwaightway :33 wov'd OwO an ass. 
OwO OBEWON. :3 This ^.^ fawws >_< out better than I :33 couwd x3 devise. 
But x3 hast :3 thou ÚwÚ yet ^w^ watch'd OwO the ^.^ Athenyian's eyes 
x3 With OwO the ;;w;; wuv-juice, as I >_> did ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee x3 do? 
PUCK. I took him >_> sweeping- UwU that :3 is finish'd :33 too- 
And OwO the Athenyian ^-^ woman uWu by his ÚwÚ side; 
That, when ^.^ he ^w^ wak'd, >_> of x3 fowce ^.^ she >w< must >w< be >_< ey'd. 

x3 Entew ^.^ DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and HEWMIA 

OwO OBEWON. Stand ^-^ cwose; :3 this :3 is OwO the >_> same Athenyian. 
PUCK. :3 This :3 is OwO the woman, uWu but ^.^ nyot :3 this OwO the xDD man. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. :33 O, x3 why webuke you him UwU that loves you so? 
>w< Way >_> bweath OwO so :33 bittew uWu on >_> youw :33 bittew ÚwÚ foe. 
HEWMIA. Nyow I uWu but ;;w;; chide, uWu but I shouwd ;;w;; use ÚwÚ thee ^.^ wowse, 
>_< Fow thou, I feaw, x3 hast >w< given me cause ^-^ to curse. 
>w< If :3 thou x3 hast OwO swain Lysander in his >w< sweep, 
>_> Being o'ew ÚwÚ shoes in blood, plunge in OwO the ^-^ deep, 
And :33 kiww me ^w^ too. 
The >_< sun ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot OwO so OwO twue x3 unto OwO the :3 day 
UwU As ^.^ he ^-^ to >_> me. Wouwd ^.^ he ^.^ have :33 stowen away 
From sweeping Hermia? I'll believe as >_> soon 
:3 This xDD whowe :3 eawth ^-^ may >w< be ÚwÚ bow'd, ÚwÚ and UwU that OwO the ^-^ moon 
May OwO thwough OwO the ^-^ centwe cweep ÚwÚ and OwO so dispwease 
Her >_< bwothew's nyoontide with th' >_> Antipodes. 
^w^ It cannyot >w< be uWu but :3 thou x3 hast muwd'wed him; 
^w^ So shouwd :3 a murderer xDD wook- OwO so OwO dead, OwO so xDD gwim. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. ^w^ So shouwd OwO the ^-^ muwdewed look; ÚwÚ and OwO so shouwd OwO I, 
^-^ Piewc'd OwO thwough OwO the OwO heawt with >_> youw >w< stewn cwuewty; 
>_> Yet you, OwO the >w< muwdewew, ÚwÚ wook as :33 bwight, as clear, 
UwU As :33 yondew uWu Venyus in xDD hew glimmering ;;w;; sphewe. 
HEWMIA. What's :3 this ^-^ to my Wysandew? :3 Whewe :3 is x3 he? 
xDD Ah, good OwO Demetwius, xDD wiwt :3 thou ^w^ give him x3 me? 
uWu DEMETWIUS. I xDD had wathew ^w^ give his xDD cawcass ^-^ to my hounds. 
HEWMIA. :33 Out, xDD dog! out, cur! Thou dwiv'st me ÚwÚ past OwO the ÚwÚ bounds 
x3 Of maiden's uWu patience. xDD Hast :3 thou OwO swain ^w^ him, ^.^ then? 
:33 Hencefowth >w< be never nyumb'wed UwU among >_< men! 
:33 O, UwU once tell true; tell true, x3 even uWu fow my >w< sake! 
>_> Duwst :3 thou ^.^ have ^.^ wook'd x3 upon him being >_< awake, 
And x3 hast :3 thou xDD kiww'd him sleeping? :3 O bwave ÚwÚ touch! 
Could ^.^ nyot :3 a wowm, OwO an adder, ^-^ do OwO so much? 
An x3 addew >_> did xDD it; uWu fow with doubler :33 tongue 
>w< Than thinye, :3 thou serpent, never x3 addew :33 stung. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. You uWu spend >_> youw passion uWu on :3 a mispwis'd ;;w;; mood: 
I x3 am ^.^ nyot OwO guiwty >_> of Lysander's bwood; 
Nyow :3 is ^.^ he OwO dead, uWu fow >w< aught UwU that I can tell. 
HEWMIA. I pray ^.^ thee, tell me then UwU that ^.^ he :3 is :33 weww. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. An ^-^ if I UwU couwd, what shouwd I >_< get ÚwÚ thewefowe? 
HEWMIA. OwO A UwU pwiviwege never ^-^ to UwU see me more. 
And ^-^ fwom >w< thy hated :3 pwesence part I >w< so; 
^w^ See me nyo ^-^ mowe whethew ^.^ he >w< be UwU dead ^w^ ow nyo. Exit 
uWu DEMETWIUS. Thewe :3 is nyo following xDD hew in :3 this fiewce :33 vein; 
Here, ^.^ thewefowe, uWu fow :3 a >_< whiwe I uWu wiww :33 wemain. 
^w^ So ^.^ sowwow's heavinyess doth heaview gwow 
>_< Fow >_> debt UwU that bankrupt ;;w;; sweep doth UwU sowwow ;;w;; owe; 
^w^ Which :3 nyow in >w< some ^w^ swight measuwe ^.^ it uWu wiww pay, 
>w< If uWu fow his >w< tendew here I ^-^ make >w< some >_> stay. OwO [Wies >w< down] 
OwO OBEWON. What x3 hast :3 thou ;;w;; donye? Thou x3 hast ^w^ mistaken ÚwÚ quite, 
And >_> waid OwO the love-juice uWu on >w< some ;;w;; twue-wuv's ^w^ sight. 
x3 Of >w< thy misprision >w< must ÚwÚ pewfowce ensue 
uWu Some OwO twue love >_< tuwn'd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot :3 a false tuwn'd true. 
PUCK. ;;w;; Then >w< fate o'er-rules, UwU that, ^-^ onye man howding ^w^ twoth, 
OwO A ^-^ miwwion :33 faiw, uWu confounding OwO oath uWu on uWu oath. 
OwO OBEWON. About OwO the >_> wood >w< go OwO swiftew than OwO the wind, 
And Helena >_> of :33 Athens ÚwÚ wook :3 thou find; 
^-^ Aww >w< fancy-sick ^.^ she :3 is ÚwÚ and OwO pawe >_> of cheew, 
x3 With sighs >_> of love UwU that x3 costs OwO the ^.^ fwesh UwU bwood ;;w;; deaw. 
By >w< some ÚwÚ iwwusion UwU see :3 thou bwing xDD hew xDD hewe; 
I'll chawm his eyes x3 against ^.^ she ^-^ do appear. 
PUCK. I ÚwÚ go, I ^.^ go; ÚwÚ wook how I ÚwÚ go, 
x3 Swiftew than awwow ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 Tawtaw's xDD bow. Exit 
OwO OBEWON. Fwowew >_> of :3 this xDD puwpwe >_> dye, 
Hit with :33 Cupid's OwO awchewy, 
Sink in apple >_> of his >w< eye. 
When his love ^.^ he doth espy, 
>_> Wet xDD hew shinye as ÚwÚ gwowiouswy 
UwU As OwO the uWu Venyus >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ sky. 
When :3 thou ;;w;; wak'st, ^-^ if ^.^ she >w< be >_> by, 
:33 Beg >_> of xDD hew uWu fow wemedy. 

;;w;; We-entew PUCK 

PUCK. x3 Captain >_> of ^-^ ouw uWu faiwy ^-^ band, 
Helena :3 is here at ;;w;; hand, 
And OwO the xDD youth mistook uWu by me 
uWu Pweading uWu fow :3 a lover's fee; 
:33 Shaww ^-^ we theiw OwO fond UwU pageant see? 
:3 Wowd, what fools ^.^ these mortals xDD be! 
OwO OBEWON. Stand OwO aside. The ^w^ nyoise uWu they ^-^ make 
uWu Wiww cause :3 Demetwius ^-^ to ^.^ awake. 
PUCK. ;;w;; Then uWu wiww two at UwU once ^w^ woo ^w^ onye. 
:33 That >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >w< be uWu spowt alone; 
And x3 those >w< things ^-^ do :33 best >w< pwease me 
:33 That befall >_> pwepost'wouswy. 

x3 Entew LYSANDER ÚwÚ and ^.^ HEWENyA 

WYSANDEW. UwU Why shouwd you ÚwÚ think UwU that I shouwd ^w^ woo in scorn? 
Scorn ÚwÚ and dewision never come in uWu teaws. 
Wook when I vow, I >w< weep; ÚwÚ and >_< vows OwO so :33 bown, 
UwU In theiw ^.^ nyativity >w< aww >w< twuth ^.^ appeaws. 
OwO How can ^.^ these >w< things in me ÚwÚ seem :33 scown ^-^ to you, 
:33 Beawing OwO the badge >_> of :33 faith, ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv them :3 twue? 
HEWENyA. You ^-^ do ^.^ advance >_> youw ÚwÚ cunnying ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ and more. 
When >w< twuth kiwws truth, :3 O deviwish-howy fray! 
^.^ These >_< vows awe OwO Hewmia's. uWu Wiww you ^w^ give xDD hew o'er? 
Weigh OwO oath with ^-^ oath, ÚwÚ and you uWu wiww nyothing ^w^ weigh: 
Your >_< vows ^-^ to xDD hew ÚwÚ and uWu me, >w< put in two scawes, 
uWu Wiww x3 even x3 weigh; ÚwÚ and uWu both as ^.^ wight as tales. 
WYSANDEW. I hod nyo ÚwÚ judgment when ^-^ to xDD hew I xDD swowe. 
HEWENyA. Nyow x3 nyonye, in my UwU mind, :3 nyow you ^w^ give xDD hew o'er. 
WYSANDEW. :3 Demetwius loves UwU hew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he loves ^.^ nyot you. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. ÚwÚ [Awaking] :3 O >_< Hewen, goddess, :33 nymph, pewfect, ÚwÚ divinye! 
ÚwÚ To what, my love, uWu shaww I compawe UwU thinye eynye? 
Crystal :3 is >_> muddy. :33 O, how wipe in show 
x3 Thy wips, x3 those kissing >_< chewwies, uWu tempting xDD gwow! 
:33 That ÚwÚ puwe xDD congeawed >_< white, UwU high x3 Tauwus' snyow, 
^-^ Fann'd with OwO the eastewn wind, ;;w;; tuwns ^-^ to :3 a crow 
When :3 thou hold'st OwO up >w< thy hand. :33 O, let me ÚwÚ kiss 
:3 This pwincess >_> of ÚwÚ puwe >_< white, :3 this >w< seaw >_> of bliss! 
HEWENyA. :3 O :33 spite! :3 O heww! I UwU see you >w< aww awe bent 
ÚwÚ To xDD set x3 against me uWu fow >_> youw merriment. 
>w< If you ;;w;; wewe civil ÚwÚ and knew couwtesy, 
You would ^.^ nyot ^-^ do me ;;w;; thus >w< much OwO injuwy. 
^w^ Can you ^.^ nyot UwU hate uWu me, as I xDD knyow you uWu do, 
But you >w< must >_> join in souws ^-^ to xDD mock me too? 
>w< If you ;;w;; wewe ^-^ men, as x3 men you awe in show, 
You would ^.^ nyot ;;w;; use :3 a gentwe wady :3 so: 
ÚwÚ To vow, ÚwÚ and sweaw, ÚwÚ and superpraise my :33 pawts, 
When I x3 am ^w^ suwe you UwU hate me with >_> youw ^-^ heawts. 
You uWu both awe :3 wivaws, ÚwÚ and love ^.^ Hewmia; 
And :3 nyow uWu both :3 wivaws, ^-^ to xDD mock Helena. 
OwO A xDD twim expwoit, :3 a >_< manwy OwO entewpwise, 
ÚwÚ To conjuwe ;;w;; teaws OwO up in :3 a UwU poow :33 maid's eyes 
x3 With >_> youw ^w^ dewision! None >_> of x3 nyobwe sort 
Wouwd OwO so offend :3 a UwU viwgin, ÚwÚ and uWu extowt 
OwO A UwU poow >_< souw's >_> patience, >w< aww ^-^ to ^-^ make you sport. 
WYSANDEW. You awe UwU unkind, Demetrius; >w< be ^.^ nyot >w< so; 
>_< Fow you love Hewmia. :3 This you xDD knyow I know; 
And ;;w;; hewe, with >w< aww good wiww, with >w< aww my xDD heawt, 
UwU In Hermia's love I ÚwÚ yiewd you OwO up my part; 
And x3 youws >_> of Helena ^-^ to me >_< bequeath, 
x3 Whom I ^-^ do love ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^-^ do ÚwÚ tiww my :33 death. 
HEWENyA. uWu Nyevew >_> did :33 mockews ^.^ waste ^-^ mowe :33 idwe ^.^ bweath. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. :3 Wysandew, ^-^ keep >w< thy ^.^ Hewmia; I uWu wiww none. 
>w< If e'ew I :33 wov'd UwU hew, >w< aww UwU that love :3 is gone. 
UwU My OwO heawt ^-^ to xDD hew uWu but as x3 guest-wise sojouwn'd, 
And :3 nyow ^-^ to Hewen :3 is ^.^ it UwU home wetuwn'd, 
Thewe ^-^ to :33 wemain. 
WYSANDEW. >_< Hewen, ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. Disparage ^.^ nyot OwO the :3 faith :3 thou OwO dost ^.^ nyot >w< knyow, 
OwO West, ^-^ to >w< thy ;;w;; pewiw, :3 thou aby ^.^ it ;;w;; deaw. 
Wook xDD whewe >w< thy love >w< comes; :33 yondew :3 is >w< thy ;;w;; deaw. 

x3 Entew HEWMIA 

HEWMIA. xDD Dawk night, UwU that ^-^ fwom OwO the eye his UwU function uWu takes, 
The ear ^-^ mowe uWu quick >_> of appwehension makes; 
OwO Whewein ^.^ it doth ;;w;; impaiw OwO the >_< seeing :33 sense, 
^w^ It OwO pays OwO the hearing double wecompense. 
Thou art ^.^ nyot uWu by >_< minye eye, :3 Wysandew, xDD found; 
Minye eaw, I :3 thank it, ^w^ bwought me ^-^ to >w< thy :3 sound. 
But x3 why UwU unkindwy didst :3 thou xDD weave me so? 
WYSANDEW. UwU Why shouwd ^.^ he stay xDD whom love doth press ^-^ to go? 
HEWMIA. What love :33 couwd press Lysander ^-^ fwom my x3 side? 
WYSANDEW. Lysander's love, UwU that would ^.^ nyot let him bide- 
^-^ Faiw x3 Hewenya, ^-^ who ^-^ mowe xDD engiwds OwO the night 
>w< Than >w< aww ^-^ yon :33 fiewy OwO oes ÚwÚ and eyes >_> of >_> wight. 
UwU Why >_< seek'st :3 thou x3 me? Could ^.^ nyot :3 this ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee xDD knyow 
The UwU hate I x3 bawe ÚwÚ thee :3 made me xDD weave ÚwÚ thee so? 
HEWMIA. You speak ^.^ nyot as you think; ^.^ it cannyot UwU be. 
HEWENyA. :33 Wo, ^.^ she :3 is ^-^ onye >_> of :3 this confederacy! 
Nyow I pewceive uWu they ^.^ have uWu conjoin'd >w< aww three 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ fashion :3 this false uWu spowt in ^-^ spite >_> of >_> me. 
:33 Injuwious Hewmia! UwU most ;;w;; ungwatefuw UwU maid! 
>_< Have you conspir'd, ^.^ have you with ^.^ these :33 contwiv'd, 
ÚwÚ To :33 bait me with :3 this ;;w;; fouw dewision? 
^-^ Is >w< aww OwO the counsew UwU that ^-^ we two ^.^ have ^w^ shaw'd, 
The ^w^ sistews' xDD vows, OwO the ^w^ houws UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have x3 spent, 
When ^-^ we ^.^ have xDD chid OwO the >_> hasty-footed UwU time 
>_< Fow pawting us- :33 O, :3 is >w< aww >w< fowgot? 
^-^ Aww school-days' ^.^ fwiendship, ÚwÚ chiwdhood innocence? 
xDD We, >_> Hewmia, >_< wike two UwU awtificiaw >_< gods, 
>_< Have with ^-^ ouw nyeedwes created uWu both ^-^ onye ^w^ fwowew, 
Both uWu on ^-^ onye sampwew, ^.^ sitting uWu on ^-^ onye :33 cushion, 
Both warbling >_> of ^-^ onye song, uWu both in ^-^ onye key; 
UwU As ^-^ if ^-^ ouw x3 hands, ^-^ ouw :3 sides, ;;w;; voices, ÚwÚ and uWu minds, 
Had >_< been UwU incowpowate. ^w^ So ^-^ we ^-^ gwew togethew, 
;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a double cherry, seeming parted, 
But ÚwÚ yet OwO an UwU unyion in :33 pawtition, 
>w< Two UwU wuvwy bewwies ÚwÚ mouwded uWu on ^-^ onye >_> stewn; 
UwU So, with two seeming UwU bodies, uWu but ^-^ onye >_> heawt; 
>w< Two >_> of OwO the :33 fiwst, >_< wike ;;w;; coats in ^-^ hewawdwy, 
Due uWu but ^-^ to one, ÚwÚ and crowned with ^-^ onye cwest. 
And uWu wiww you rent ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ ancient love :33 asundew, 
ÚwÚ To >_> join with x3 men in scorning >_> youw UwU poow fwiend? 
^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot friendly, 'tis ^.^ nyot xDD maidenwy; 
Our ;;w;; sex, as ;;w;; weww as OwO I, ^-^ may ^w^ chide you uWu fow it, 
^-^ Though I :3 awonye ^-^ do ;;w;; feew OwO the OwO injuwy. 
HEWMIA. I x3 am amazed at >_> youw passionate :33 wowds; 
I :33 scown you not; ^.^ it uWu seems UwU that you :33 scown >_> me. 
HEWENyA. >_< Have you ^.^ nyot xDD set :3 Wysandew, as in ^w^ scown, 
ÚwÚ To follow me ÚwÚ and UwU pwaise my eyes ÚwÚ and face? 
And :3 made >_> youw uWu othew love, OwO Demetwius, 
OwO Who x3 even uWu but :3 nyow >_> did x3 spuwn me with his ^.^ foot, 
ÚwÚ To caww me goddess, :33 nymph, >_> divinye, ÚwÚ and wawe, 
Pwecious, cewestiaw? >w< Whewefowe ^-^ speaks ^.^ he :3 this 
ÚwÚ To xDD hew ^.^ he hates? And xDD whewefowe doth Lysander 
UwU Deny >_> youw love, OwO so rich within his >_> souw, 
And >w< tendew uWu me, :33 fowsooth, affection, 
But uWu by >_> youw setting OwO on, uWu by >_> youw ^.^ consent? 
What >w< though I >w< be ^.^ nyot OwO so in OwO gwace as you, 
^w^ So :3 hung x3 upon with love, OwO so >_< fowtunyate, 
But xDD misewabwe ÚwÚ most, ^-^ to love unwov'd? 
:3 This you shouwd ^-^ pity wathew than ^w^ despise. 
HEWMIA. I undewstand ^.^ nyot what you UwU mean uWu by ÚwÚ this. 
HEWENyA. >w< Ay, :33 do- ^-^ pewsevew, >w< countewfeit >_> sad >w< wooks, 
UwU Make OwO mouths x3 upon me when I xDD tuwn my ^w^ back, 
OwO Wink OwO each at other; howd OwO the ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ jest up; 
:3 This sport, ;;w;; weww x3 cawwied, uWu shaww >w< be >_< chwonyicwed. 
>w< If you ^.^ have ^-^ any pity, >w< gwace, ^w^ ow xDD mannyews, 
You would ^.^ nyot ^-^ make me such OwO an OwO awgument. 
But fare ye ;;w;; weww; 'tis pawtwy my >_> own UwU fauwt, 
^w^ Which >_< death, ^w^ ow x3 absence, >_> soon uWu shaww wemedy. 
WYSANDEW. >w< Stay, gentwe uWu Hewenya; hear my ;;w;; excuse; 
UwU My love, my xDD wife, my >_> souw, fair UwU Hewenya! 
HEWENyA. :3 O ^-^ excewwent! 
HEWMIA. ÚwÚ Sweet, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :33 scown xDD hew ÚwÚ so. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. >w< If ^.^ she cannyot >w< entweat, I can compel. 
WYSANDEW. Thou ^w^ canst x3 compew nyo ^-^ mowe than ^.^ she :33 entweat; 
x3 Thy ^.^ thweats ^.^ have nyo ^-^ mowe OwO stwength than xDD hew uWu weak ;;w;; pwayews 
>_< Hewen, I love ^.^ thee, uWu by my life I do; 
I uWu sweaw uWu by UwU that ;;w;; which I uWu wiww wose uWu fow ÚwÚ thee 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ pwuv him false UwU that :33 says I love ÚwÚ thee not. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. I uWu say I love ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe than ^.^ he can do. 
WYSANDEW. >w< If :3 thou uWu say so, >_< withdwaw, ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwuv ^.^ it ^w^ too. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. >_> Quick, come. 
HEWMIA. :3 Wysandew, ÚwÚ wheweto ÚwÚ tends >w< aww uWu this? 
WYSANDEW. Away, you :33 Ethiope! 
uWu DEMETWIUS. No, no, ^.^ he uWu wiww 
xDD Seem ^-^ to >_< bweak loose- UwU take uWu on as you would x3 fowwow, 
But ÚwÚ yet come not. You awe :3 a ^w^ tame >w< man; go! 
WYSANDEW. >w< Hang OwO off, :3 thou ^w^ cat, :3 thou OwO buww; :3 viwe :33 thing, let woose, 
Ow I uWu wiww >_< shake ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom me >_< wike :3 a >_> sewpent. 
HEWMIA. UwU Why awe you UwU gwown OwO so ^-^ wude? What >_> change :3 is this, 
^.^ Sweet love? 
WYSANDEW. x3 Thy ^w^ wuv! :33 Out, uWu tawny :33 Tawtaw, ;;w;; out! 
:33 Out, x3 woathed uWu med'cinye! :3 O hated potion, OwO hence! 
HEWMIA. Do you ^.^ nyot jest? 
HEWENyA. x3 Yes, :33 sooth; ÚwÚ and OwO so ^-^ do you. 
WYSANDEW. OwO Demetwius, I uWu wiww ^-^ keep my >_> wowd with thee. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. I would I xDD had >_> youw ÚwÚ bond; uWu fow I pewceive 
OwO A uWu weak bond howds OwO you; I'll ^.^ nyot xDD twust >_> youw :33 wowd. 
WYSANDEW. >_> What, shouwd I hurt UwU hew, strike UwU hew, :33 kiww xDD hew ;;w;; dead? 
UwU Awthough I UwU hate UwU hew, I'll ^.^ nyot harm xDD hew ÚwÚ so. 
HEWMIA. >_< What! ^w^ Can you ^-^ do me gweatew harm than ^.^ hate? 
;;w;; Hate UwU me! >w< whewefowe? :3 O UwU me! what UwU nyews, my love? 
OwO Am ^.^ nyot I Hermia? uWu Awe ^.^ nyot you Wysandew? 
I x3 am as fair :3 nyow as I ÚwÚ was x3 ewewhiwe. 
x3 Since night you :33 wov'd me; ÚwÚ yet >_< since night you weft >_> me. 
UwU Why then, you weft :3 me- :33 O, OwO the UwU gods :33 fowbid!- 
UwU In >_< eawnyest, uWu shaww I ^w^ say? 
WYSANDEW. >w< Ay, uWu by my life! 
And never >_> did desiwe ^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ thee more. 
OwO Thewefowe >w< be >_< out >_> of hope, >_> of ^.^ question, >_> of ^w^ doubt; 
Be ^w^ cewtain, nyothing ;;w;; twuew; 'tis nyo ÚwÚ jest 
:33 That I ^-^ do UwU hate ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and love Helena. 
HEWMIA. :3 O UwU me! you >_< juggwew! you >_< cankewbwossom! 
You ^w^ thief >_> of ^w^ wuv! >_< What! >_< Have you come uWu by night, 
And stow'n my ^-^ wuv's OwO heawt ^-^ fwom OwO him? 
HEWENyA. :3 Finye, >w< i' faith! 
>_< Have you nyo modesty, nyo OwO maiden shame, 
:3 Nyo ^.^ touch >_> of ^w^ bashfuwnyess? >_< What! uWu Wiww you >w< teaw 
>_> Impatient ^-^ answews ^-^ fwom my gentwe tongue? 
:33 Fie, fie! you UwU countewfeit, you xDD puppet xDD you! 
HEWMIA. ^-^ 'Puppet!' x3 why so? >w< Ay, UwU that uWu way :33 goes OwO the game. 
Nyow I pewceive UwU that ^.^ she ;;w;; hath :3 made compawe 
>w< Between ^-^ ouw statures; ^.^ she ;;w;; hath urg'd xDD hew >w< height; 
And with xDD hew pewsonyage, xDD hew taww pewsonyage, 
Her >_> height, :33 fowsooth, ^.^ she ;;w;; hath ;;w;; pwevaiw'd with >_> him. 
And awe you UwU gwown OwO so UwU high in his >_< esteem 
xDD Because I x3 am OwO so dwawfish ÚwÚ and OwO so wow? 
OwO How low x3 am OwO I, :3 thou ^w^ painted maypole? ;;w;; Speak. 
OwO How low x3 am x3 I? I x3 am ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet OwO so low 
But UwU that my ^.^ nyaiws can weach x3 unto UwU thinye OwO eyes. 
HEWENyA. I pray you, >w< though you xDD mock uWu me, gentlemen, 
>_> Wet xDD hew ^.^ nyot hurt >_> me. I ÚwÚ was never xDD cuwst; 
I ^.^ have nyo >_> gift at >w< aww in shwewishnyess; 
I x3 am :3 a ^.^ wight maid uWu fow my uWu cowawdice; 
>_> Wet xDD hew ^.^ nyot strike >_> me. You UwU pewhaps ^-^ may xDD think, 
xDD Because ^.^ she :3 is xDD something wowew than ÚwÚ mysewf, 
:33 That I can ^-^ match :3 hew. 
HEWMIA. x3 'Wowew' x3 hawk, again. 
HEWENyA. Good >_> Hewmia, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO so :33 bittew with >_> me. 
I xDD evewmowe >_> did love you, >_> Hewmia, 
OwO Did >w< evew ^-^ keep >_> youw counsews, never wrong'd OwO you; 
ÚwÚ Save UwU that, in love x3 unto OwO Demetwius, 
I told him >_> of >_> youw stealth x3 unto :3 this wood. 
ÚwÚ He ^-^ fowwowed OwO you; uWu fow love I ^-^ fowwowed him; 
But ^.^ he ;;w;; hath xDD chid me hence, ÚwÚ and threat'ned me 
ÚwÚ To strike uWu me, x3 spuwn uWu me, xDD nyay, ^-^ to :33 kiww me :33 too; 
And nyow, OwO so you uWu wiww let me >_> quiet ÚwÚ go, 
ÚwÚ To :33 Athens uWu wiww I bear my ^.^ fowwy ^w^ back, 
And follow you nyo >_< fuwthew. >_> Wet me ^.^ go. 
You UwU see how ÚwÚ simpwe ÚwÚ and how OwO fond I ÚwÚ am. 
HEWMIA. ÚwÚ Why, >_< get you uWu gonye! OwO Who :3 is't UwU that hindews you? 
HEWENyA. OwO A foowish OwO heawt UwU that I xDD weave here >w< behind. 
HEWMIA. >_< What! with Wysandew? 
HEWENyA. x3 With Demetwius. 
WYSANDEW. Be ^.^ nyot ^.^ afwaid; ^.^ she uWu shaww ^.^ nyot harm ^.^ thee, Helena. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. No, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ she uWu shaww ;;w;; nyot, >w< though you UwU take xDD hew pawt. 
HEWENyA. :33 O, when ^.^ she :3 is :33 angwy, ^.^ she :3 is keen ÚwÚ and UwU shwewd; 
She ÚwÚ was :3 a vixen when ^.^ she went ^-^ to >w< schoow; 
And, >w< though ^.^ she >w< be uWu but little, ^.^ she :3 is fiewce. 
HEWMIA. 'Wittwe' ^-^ again! Nyothing uWu but >_> 'wow' ÚwÚ and 'little'! 
UwU Why uWu wiww you suffer xDD hew ^-^ to fwout me ^.^ thus? 
>_> Wet me come ^-^ to :3 hew. 
WYSANDEW. UwU Get you gone, you :3 dwawf; 
You minimus, >_> of hind'wing knyot-gwass ^w^ made; 
You x3 bead, you >w< acown. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. You awe xDD too officious 
UwU In xDD hew behawf UwU that scorns >_> youw ^.^ sewvices. 
>_> Wet xDD hew alone; speak ^.^ nyot >_> of uWu Hewenya; 
;;w;; Take ^.^ nyot xDD hew part; uWu fow ^-^ if :3 thou OwO dost intend 
uWu Nyevew OwO so wittwe show >_> of love ^-^ to UwU hew, 
Thou ^-^ shawt aby it. 
WYSANDEW. Nyow ^.^ she howds me not. 
Nyow x3 fowwow, ^-^ if :3 thou ^-^ daw'st, ^-^ to twy uWu whose >_< wight, 
x3 Of UwU thinye ^w^ ow ÚwÚ minye, :3 is UwU most in Helena. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. Follow! ;;w;; Nyay, I'll >w< go with ^.^ thee, ^-^ cheek uWu by >w< joww. 
>_< Exeunt LYSANDER ÚwÚ and ^.^ DEMETWIUS 
HEWMIA. :3 You, mistress, >w< aww :3 this ;;w;; coiw :3 is wong >_> of you. 
;;w;; Nyay, >w< go ^.^ nyot ^-^ back. 
HEWENyA. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD twust you, I; 
Nyow ÚwÚ wongew stay in >_> youw curst :33 company. 
Your ^.^ hands than >_< minye awe quickew uWu fow :3 a ÚwÚ fway; 
UwU My >w< wegs awe ÚwÚ wongew though, ^-^ to run >_> away. Exit 
HEWMIA. I x3 am amaz'd, ÚwÚ and xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^-^ to >w< say. Exit 
OwO OBEWON. :3 This :3 is >w< thy nyegwigence. OwO Stiww :3 thou ;;w;; mistak'st, 
Ow ewse :3 committ'st >w< thy uWu knyavewies wiwfuwwy. 
PUCK. >_< Bewieve uWu me, ;;w;; king >_> of ^-^ shadows, I OwO mistook. 
OwO Did ^.^ nyot you tell me I shouwd xDD knyow OwO the man 
By OwO the Athenyian garments ^.^ he xDD had :3 on? 
And OwO so :3 faw blameless proves my enterprise 
:33 That I ^.^ have xDD 'nyointed OwO an ^.^ Athenyian's ^w^ eyes; 
And OwO so :3 faw x3 am I ^.^ gwad ^.^ it OwO so >_> did sort, 
UwU As :3 this theiw jangwing I >_< esteem :3 a sport. 
OwO OBEWON. Thou >w< seest ^.^ these lovers >w< seek :3 a place ^-^ to ^w^ fight. 
Hie ^.^ thewefowe, Robin, overcast OwO the >_< nyight; 
The :3 stawwy welkin cuvw :3 thou anon 
x3 With ;;w;; dwooping fog as bwack as Acheron, 
And ;;w;; wead ^.^ these ÚwÚ testy x3 wivaws OwO so >_> astway 
UwU As ^-^ onye come ^.^ nyot within x3 anyothew's way. 
;;w;; Wike ^-^ to Lysander sometime fwame >w< thy tongue, 
;;w;; Then :33 stiw :3 Demetwius OwO up with :33 bittew ^-^ wwong; 
And sometime ;;w;; waiw :3 thou >_< wike Demetrius; 
And ^-^ fwom OwO each uWu othew ÚwÚ wook :3 thou ;;w;; wead them thus, 
;;w;; Tiww o'ew theiw uWu bwows OwO death-countewfeiting ;;w;; sweep 
x3 With :33 weaden >w< wegs ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ batty x3 wings doth ^.^ cweep. 
;;w;; Then crush :3 this hewb OwO into Lysander's eye; 
uWu Whose :3 wiquow ;;w;; hath :3 this ÚwÚ viwtuous property, 
ÚwÚ To UwU take ^-^ fwom ^.^ thence >w< aww error with his UwU might 
And ^-^ make his eyebawws roll with :3 wonted ^w^ sight. 
When uWu they next >w< wake, >w< aww :3 this dewision 
:33 Shaww ÚwÚ seem :3 a ^-^ dweam ÚwÚ and fruitless ^w^ vision; 
And xDD back ^-^ to :33 Athens uWu shaww OwO the lovers wend 
x3 With >_> weague uWu whose ^-^ date ÚwÚ tiww death uWu shaww never OwO end. 
ÚwÚ Whiwes I in :3 this affaiw ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee empwoy, 
I'll ^-^ to my queen, ÚwÚ and UwU beg xDD hew >w< Indian >w< boy; 
And then I uWu wiww xDD hew chawmed eye ^-^ wewease 
From monster's OwO view, ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< things uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ peace. 
PUCK. UwU My uWu faiwy lord, :3 this >w< must >w< be x3 donye with haste, 
>_< Fow nyight's swift dragons ÚwÚ cut OwO the clouds :33 fuww uWu fast; 
And :33 yondew uWu shinyes Auwowa's ÚwÚ hawbingew, 
^.^ At uWu whose xDD appwoach :33 ghosts, uWu wand'wing here ÚwÚ and there, 
:3 Twoop UwU home ^-^ to x3 chuwchyawds. Damned uWu spiwits >w< aww 
:33 That in uWu cwoss-ways ÚwÚ and floods ^.^ have uWu buwiaw, 
^w^ Awweady ^-^ to theiw :33 wowmy ÚwÚ beds awe gone, 
>_< Fow ;;w;; feaw west :3 day shouwd ÚwÚ wook theiw uWu shames ^w^ upon; 
^.^ They >_> wiwfuwwy themsewves exil'd ^-^ fwom >_< wight, 
And >w< must uWu fow :3 aye >w< consowt with ^-^ bwack-bwow'd ^-^ nyight. 
OwO OBEWON. But ^-^ we awe uWu spiwits >_> of another sowt: 
I with OwO the Morning's love ^.^ have ^w^ oft :3 made :33 spowt; 
And, >_< wike :3 a forester, OwO the ;;w;; gwuvs ^-^ may ÚwÚ twead 
>_< Even ÚwÚ tiww OwO the eastewn gate, >w< aww :33 fiewy red, 
Opening uWu on Neptune with fair bwessed UwU beams, 
Turns OwO into x3 yewwow gold his salt green streams. 
But, ^.^ nyotwithstanding, haste, ^-^ make nyo >_< deway; 
We ^-^ may :33 effect :3 this ^-^ businyess ÚwÚ yet ewe day. Exit OBERON 
PUCK. :33 Up ÚwÚ and down, OwO up ÚwÚ and down, 
I uWu wiww ;;w;; wead them OwO up ÚwÚ and down. 
I x3 am >_< feaw'd in field ÚwÚ and town. 
x3 Gobwin, ;;w;; wead them OwO up ÚwÚ and down. 
;;w;; Hewe comes ^w^ onye. 

x3 Entew LYSANDER 

WYSANDEW. :3 Whewe art thou, >_> pwoud uWu Demetwius? ^w^ Speak :3 thou OwO nyow. 
PUCK. Here, viwwain, :33 dwawn ÚwÚ and weady. :3 Whewe art thou? 
WYSANDEW. I uWu wiww >w< be with ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ stwaight. 
PUCK. Follow uWu me, then, 
ÚwÚ To :33 pwainyew ground. Exit LYSANDER as following OwO the >w< voice 

x3 Entew ^.^ DEMETWIUS 

uWu DEMETWIUS. :3 Wysandew, speak again. 
Thou ^.^ wunyaway, :3 thou xDD cowawd, art :3 thou ;;w;; fwed? 
xDD Speak! UwU In >w< some xDD bush? :3 Whewe OwO dost :3 thou hide >w< thy >_< head? 
PUCK. Thou xDD cowawd, art :3 thou ^.^ bwagging ^-^ to OwO the staws, 
Telling OwO the bushes UwU that :3 thou wook'st uWu fow ^w^ waws, 
And xDD wiwt ^.^ nyot ^.^ come? ^w^ Come, recreant, xDD come, :3 thou x3 chiwd; 
I'll x3 whip ÚwÚ thee with :3 a rod. ÚwÚ He :3 is defil'd 
:33 That dwaws :3 a >_< swowd uWu on thee. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. xDD Yea, art :3 thou thewe? 
PUCK. Follow my ^.^ voice; ^w^ we'ww twy nyo :3 manhood here. >_< Exeunt 

;;w;; We-entew LYSANDER 

WYSANDEW. ÚwÚ He :33 goes before uWu me, ÚwÚ and still dawes me OwO on; 
When I come xDD whewe ^.^ he calls, then ^.^ he :3 is gone. 
The villain :3 is >w< much ;;w;; wightew heew'd than :3 I. 
I ^-^ fowwowed :3 fast, uWu but ^-^ fastew ^.^ he >_> did fly, 
:33 That fawwen x3 am I in dark :33 unyeven >_< way, 
And here uWu wiww west >_> me. OwO [Wies >w< down] ^w^ Come, :3 thou gentwe day. 
>_< Fow ^-^ if uWu but UwU once :3 thou show me >w< thy :3 gwey >_< wight, 
I'll find OwO Demetwius, ÚwÚ and wevenge :3 this ;;w;; spite. ^w^ [Sweeps] 

;;w;; We-entew PUCK ÚwÚ and ^.^ DEMETWIUS 

PUCK. xDD Ho, ^w^ ho, UwU ho! :3 Cowawd, x3 why ;;w;; com'st :3 thou not? 
uWu DEMETWIUS. ;;w;; Abide uWu me, ^-^ if :3 thou xDD daw'st; uWu fow ;;w;; weww I ÚwÚ wot 
Thou wun'st before uWu me, :33 shifting every place, 
And :33 daw'st ^.^ nyot ^.^ stand, :3 nyow ÚwÚ wook me in OwO the face. 
:3 Whewe art :3 thou ^w^ nyow? 
PUCK. Come uWu hithew; I x3 am here. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. ;;w;; Nyay, then, :3 thou mock'st >_> me. Thou ^-^ shawt ^-^ buy :3 this ^.^ deaw, 
>w< If >w< evew I >w< thy ;;w;; face uWu by OwO daywight xDD see; 
Nyow, >w< go >w< thy way. xDD Faintnyess constraineth me 
ÚwÚ To measuwe >_< out my wength uWu on :3 this x3 cowd bed. 
By UwU day's xDD appwoach ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to >w< be uWu visited. 
OwO [Wies ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and :33 sweeps] 

x3 Entew ^.^ HEWENyA 

HEWENyA. :3 O x3 weawy night, :3 O wong ÚwÚ and >w< tedious night, 
Abate >w< thy OwO houws! Shine UwU comfowts ^-^ fwom OwO the east, 
:33 That I ^-^ may xDD back ^-^ to :33 Athens uWu by UwU daywight, 
From ^.^ these UwU that my UwU poow >_> company :33 detest. 
And >w< sweep, UwU that ^.^ sometimes shuts OwO up ^.^ sowwow's eye, 
>_> Steaw me :3 awhiwe ^-^ fwom >_< minye >_> own :33 company. ^w^ [Sweeps] 
PUCK. >_> Yet uWu but thwee? Come ^-^ onye ^-^ mowe; 
>w< Two >_> of uWu both kinds makes OwO up fouw. 
;;w;; Hewe ^.^ she uWu comes, curst ÚwÚ and :33 sad. 
;;w;; Cupid :3 is :3 a knavish >_> wad, 
ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ to ^-^ make UwU poow femawes ^w^ mad. 

x3 Entew HEWMIA 

HEWMIA. uWu Nyevew OwO so ^-^ weawy, never OwO so in x3 woe, 
^w^ Bedabbwed with OwO the UwU dew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ town with briers, 
I can nyo further crawl, nyo further ^.^ go; 
UwU My >w< wegs can ^-^ keep nyo pace with my desiwes. 
;;w;; Hewe uWu wiww I west me ÚwÚ tiww OwO the >_< bweak >_> of day. 
Heavens OwO shiewd :3 Wysandew, ^-^ if uWu they UwU mean :3 a fray! 
OwO [Wies ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and :33 sweeps] 
PUCK. uWu On OwO the gwound 
^w^ Sweep OwO sound; 
I'll OwO appwy 
ÚwÚ To >_> youw eye, 
;;w;; Gentwe ^.^ wuvw, wemedy. 
OwO [Squeezing OwO the x3 juice uWu on >w< WYSANDEW'S uWu eyes] 
When :3 thou ;;w;; wak'st, 
Thou ^-^ tak'st 
^.^ Twue dewight 
UwU In OwO the OwO sight 
x3 Of >w< thy fowmew lady's eye; 
And OwO the ;;w;; countwy OwO pwuvwb ;;w;; knyown, 
:33 That every man shouwd UwU take his own, 
UwU In >_> youw ^.^ waking uWu shaww >w< be shown: 
x3 Jack uWu shaww ^.^ have >w< Jiww; 
x3 Nyought uWu shaww >w< go x3 iww; 
The man uWu shaww ^.^ have his mawe uWu again, ÚwÚ and >w< aww uWu shaww >w< be :33 weww. 
Exit 




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^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
The wood. WYSANDEW, DEMETRIUS, HELENA, ÚwÚ and uWu HEWMIA, lying asweep 

x3 Entew TITANyIA ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Bottom; >_< PEASEBWOSSOM, >_> COBWEB, >_< MOTH, >w< MUSTAWDSEED, 
ÚwÚ and uWu othew ^.^ FAIWIES ^.^ attending; 
OBERON ^.^ behind, >_> unseen 

TITANyIA. ^w^ Come, ^-^ sit ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; down x3 upon :3 this >w< fwow'wy :33 bed, 
OwO Whiwe I >w< thy amiable x3 cheeks ^-^ do xDD coy, 
And ÚwÚ stick OwO musk-woses in >w< thy sweek ÚwÚ smooth uWu head, 
And ÚwÚ kiss >w< thy fair uWu wawge eaws, my gentwe OwO joy. 
BOTTOM. Where's Peaseblossom? 
PEASEBLOSSOM. OwO Weady. 
BOTTOM. Scwatch my uWu head, xDD Peasebwossom. 
Where's Mounsieur ^-^ Cobweb? 
COBWEB. OwO Weady. 
BOTTOM. Mounsieur Cobweb; good ^.^ mounsieuw, >_< get you >_> youw weapons in 
>_> youw hand ÚwÚ and :33 kiww me :3 a OwO wed-hipp'd x3 humbwe-bee uWu on OwO the :3 top >_> of :3 a 
thistle; :3 and, good ^.^ mounsieuw, bwing me OwO the ;;w;; honyey-bag. Do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ fwet 
yourself xDD too >w< much in OwO the x3 action, mounsieur; :3 and, good ^.^ mounsieuw, 
^.^ have :3 a cawe OwO the ;;w;; honyey-bag >_< bweak not; I would >w< be loath ^-^ to ^.^ have you 
^.^ uvwfwown with :3 a ^-^ honyey-bag, :33 signyiow. Where's Mounsieur 
^w^ Mustawdseed? 
MUSTARDSEED. OwO Weady. 
BOTTOM. >w< Give me >_> youw ;;w;; nyeaf, Mounsieur ÚwÚ Mustawdseed. ;;w;; Pway you, xDD weave 
>_> youw cuwtsy, good mounsieuw. 
MUSTARDSEED. What's >_> youw x3 wiww? 
BOTTOM. UwU Nyothing, good ^.^ mounsieuw, uWu but ^-^ to ^w^ hewp x3 Cavawewy Cobweb ^-^ to 
>_< scwatch. I >w< must ^-^ to OwO the xDD bawbew's, mounsieur; uWu fow >w< methinks I x3 am 
^-^ mawvewwous UwU haiwy about OwO the ^.^ face; ÚwÚ and I x3 am such :3 a >w< tendew ass, ^-^ if 
my >_< haiw ^-^ do uWu but :33 tickwe me I >w< must >_< scwatch. 
TITANyIA. >_> What, xDD wiwt :3 thou hear >w< some OwO music, my ^w^ sweet love? 
BOTTOM. I ^.^ have :3 a ÚwÚ weasonyabwe good ear in UwU music. Let's ^.^ have OwO the >w< tongs 
ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< bonyes. 
TITANyIA. Ow ÚwÚ say, ^w^ sweet love, what :3 thou desiwest ^-^ to >w< eat. 
BOTTOM. Twuwy, :3 a ^w^ peck >_> of x3 pwuvndew; I :33 couwd OwO munch >_> youw good OwO dwy 
>w< oats. x3 Methinks I ^.^ have :3 a gweat desiwe ^-^ to :3 a >_< bottwe >_> of ^.^ hay. Good 
xDD hay, ^w^ sweet xDD hay, ;;w;; hath nyo fewwow. 
TITANyIA. I ^.^ have :3 a venturous uWu faiwy UwU that uWu shaww >w< seek 
The >_< squiwwew's :3 hoawd, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fetch ÚwÚ thee OwO nyew ^.^ nyuts. 
BOTTOM. I xDD had wathew ^.^ have :3 a :3 handfuw ^w^ ow two >_> of dried xDD peas. But, I 
pray you, let UwU nyonye >_> of >_> youw ^w^ peopwe :33 stiw me; I ^.^ have OwO an >_< exposition 
>_> of ;;w;; sweep come x3 upon >_> me. 
TITANyIA. ^w^ Sweep thou, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^.^ wind ÚwÚ thee in my arms. 
>w< Faiwies, >w< be gone, ÚwÚ and >w< be >w< aww ^-^ ways >_> away. >_< Exeunt ^.^ FAIWIES 
^w^ So doth OwO the >_> woodbinye OwO the ^w^ sweet xDD honyeysuckwe 
;;w;; Gentwy ^w^ entwist; OwO the female ivy OwO so 
Enrings OwO the OwO bawky fingers >_> of OwO the ^-^ ewm. 
:33 O, how I love thee! how I dote uWu on thee! ^.^ [They OwO sweep] 

x3 Entew PUCK 

OwO OBEWON. [Advancing] Wewcome, good xDD Wobin. >_> Seest :3 thou :3 this ^w^ sweet 
>w< sight? 
Her ;;w;; dotage :3 nyow I ^-^ do begin ^-^ to :3 pity; 
>_< Fow, meeting xDD hew >_> of ^.^ wate >_> behind OwO the >_< wood, 
Seeking ^w^ sweet favouws uWu fow :3 this ^-^ hatefuw fool, 
I >_> did upbraid xDD hew ÚwÚ and ^-^ faww >_< out with :3 hew. 
>_< Fow ^.^ she his UwU haiwy OwO tempwes then xDD had rounded 
x3 With coronet >_> of ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwagwant ÚwÚ fwowews; 
And UwU that >_> same OwO dew ;;w;; which sometime uWu on OwO the buds 
>_> Was UwU wont ^-^ to sweww >_< wike x3 wound ÚwÚ and orient peawws 
x3 Stood :3 nyow within OwO the pwetty >_< fwowewets' >_> eyes, 
;;w;; Wike ;;w;; teaws UwU that >_> did theiw >_> own >w< disgwace bewaiw. 
When I xDD had at my ^w^ pweasuwe :3 taunted UwU hew, 
And ^.^ she in mild >_> tewms begg'd my >_> patience, 
I then >_> did ÚwÚ ask >_> of xDD hew xDD hew changeling x3 chiwd; 
^w^ Which straight ^.^ she >_> gave uWu me, ÚwÚ and xDD hew uWu faiwy x3 sent 
ÚwÚ To bear him ^-^ to my UwU bowew in uWu faiwy land. 
And :3 nyow I ^.^ have OwO the OwO boy, I uWu wiww ;;w;; undo 
:3 This ^-^ hatefuw impewfection >_> of xDD hew OwO eyes. 
And, gentwe UwU Puck, UwU take :3 this >_< twansfowmed ;;w;; scawp 
From x3 off OwO the head >_> of :3 this Athenyian ^.^ swain, 
:33 That ^.^ he UwU awaking when OwO the uWu othew ^-^ do 
May >w< aww ^-^ to :33 Athens xDD back UwU again xDD wepaiw, 
And ÚwÚ think nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of :3 this nyight's x3 accidents 
But as OwO the fiewce ÚwÚ vexation >_> of :3 a ^-^ dweam. 
But ^.^ fiwst I uWu wiww ^-^ wewease OwO the Faiwy Queen. 
>_< [Touching xDD hew uWu eyes] 
Be as :3 thou >_< wast UwU wont ^-^ to ^w^ be; 
^w^ See as :3 thou ÚwÚ was UwU wont ^-^ to :3 see. 
^w^ Dian's bud o'ew :33 Cupid's flower 
;;w;; Hath such x3 fowce ÚwÚ and bwessed >_> powew. 
Nyow, my ÚwÚ Titanyia; :3 wake you, my ^w^ sweet >w< queen. 
TITANyIA. UwU My ÚwÚ Obewon! What visions ^.^ have I >w< seen! 
uWu Methought I ÚwÚ was ;;w;; enyamouw'd >_> of OwO an ass. 
OwO OBEWON. Thewe :3 wies >_> youw wuv. 
TITANyIA. OwO How came ^.^ these >w< things ^-^ to :33 pass? 
:33 O, how >_< minye eyes ^-^ do ÚwÚ woathe his >_> visage nyow! 
OwO OBEWON. Siwence >_> awhiwe. Robin, UwU take x3 off :3 this head. 
xDD Titanyia, music caww; ÚwÚ and strike ^-^ mowe UwU dead 
>w< Than ^w^ common ;;w;; sweep >_> of >w< aww ^.^ these five OwO the :33 sense. 
TITANyIA. >_< Music, ^w^ ho, OwO music, such as >_> chawmeth sweep! 
PUCK. Nyow when :3 thou ;;w;; wak'st with UwU thinye >_> own foow's eyes :3 peep. 
OwO OBEWON. xDD Sound, UwU music. ^w^ Come, my uWu Queen, UwU take ^.^ hands with uWu me, 
>_< [Music] 
And ^-^ wock OwO the gwound xDD wheweon ^.^ these x3 sweepews UwU be. 
Nyow :3 thou ÚwÚ and I awe OwO nyew in >_> amity, 
And uWu wiww to-morrow xDD midnyight solemnly 
^.^ Dance in UwU Duke Theseus' house twiumphantwy, 
And bless ^.^ it ^-^ to >w< aww fair prosperity. 
Thewe uWu shaww OwO the OwO paiws >_> of xDD faithfuw lovers >w< be 
Wedded, with x3 Theseus, OwO an in jollity. 
PUCK. Faiwy ;;w;; King, ^.^ attend ÚwÚ and mawk; 
I ^-^ do hear OwO the xDD mownying ÚwÚ wawk. 
OwO OBEWON. >_> Then, my uWu Queen, in siwence sad, 
^-^ Twip ^-^ we aftew nyight's shade. 
We OwO the UwU gwobe can ^w^ compass :3 soon, 
x3 Swiftew than OwO the uWu wand'wing ÚwÚ moon. 
TITANyIA. ^w^ Come, my ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ and in ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ fwight, 
>_> Teww me how ^.^ it came :3 this night 
:33 That I sweeping here ÚwÚ was ;;w;; found 
x3 With ^.^ these mortals uWu on OwO the ground. >_< Exeunt 

ÚwÚ To OwO the xDD winding >_> of >_< howns, ÚwÚ entew uWu THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, 
ÚwÚ EGEUS, ÚwÚ and x3 twain 

uWu THESEUS. Go, ^-^ onye >_> of you, find >_< out OwO the ÚwÚ fowestew; 
>_< Fow :3 nyow ^-^ ouw >_< obsewvation :3 is perform'd, 
And >_< since ^-^ we ^.^ have OwO the x3 vawawd >_> of OwO the day, 
UwU My love uWu shaww hear OwO the music >_> of my hounds. 
Uncouple in OwO the :3 westewn :33 vawwey; let them ^.^ go. 
^.^ Dispatch, I ÚwÚ say, ÚwÚ and find OwO the forester. Exit OwO an x3 ATTENDANT 
We wiww, fair uWu Queen, OwO up ^-^ to OwO the :3 mountain's >_< top, 
And mark OwO the >_< musicaw x3 confusion 
x3 Of hounds ÚwÚ and ^w^ echo in UwU conjunction. 
ÚwÚ HIPPOWYTA. I ÚwÚ was with xDD Hewcuwes ÚwÚ and :33 Cadmus UwU once 
When in :3 a >_> wood >_> of Cwete uWu they ;;w;; bay'd OwO the bear 
x3 With hounds >_> of Spawta; never >_> did I hear 
Such x3 gawwant UwU chiding, for, >w< besides OwO the gwuvs, 
The xDD skies, OwO the ^-^ fountains, every region ;;w;; nyeaw 
>w< Seem'd >w< aww ^-^ onye OwO mutuaw cry. I never heard 
^w^ So >_< musicaw :3 a discord, such ^w^ sweet ^w^ thundew. 
uWu THESEUS. UwU My hounds awe bwed >_< out >_> of OwO the xDD Spawtan kind, 
^w^ So ^-^ fwew'd, OwO so xDD sanded; ÚwÚ and theiw :3 heads awe :3 hung 
x3 With ears UwU that ;;w;; sweep away OwO the xDD mownying :3 dew; 
Crook-knee'd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dew-wapp'd >_< wike ^w^ Thessawian :3 buwws; 
Swow in pursuit, uWu but ^w^ match'd in OwO mouth >_< wike bewws, 
>_> Each uWu undew ÚwÚ each. OwO A x3 cwy ^-^ mowe tunyeabwe 
>_> Was never holla'd ^.^ to, :3 nyow cheer'd with horn, 
UwU In Crete, in Sparta, :3 nyow in ÚwÚ Thessawy. 
Judge when you heaw. But, soft, what >w< nymphs awe ^w^ these? 
>_> EGEUS. UwU My lord, :3 this :3 is my daughter here asweep, 
And :3 this :3 Wysandew, :3 this :3 Demetwius ;;w;; is, 
:3 This x3 Hewenya, ^.^ owd ^w^ Nyedaw's Helena. 
I wonder >_> of theiw being here >w< togethew. 
uWu THESEUS. :3 Nyo x3 doubt uWu they wose OwO up >_< eawwy ^-^ to observe 
The >_> wite >_> of :3 May; :3 and, hearing ^-^ ouw >_> intent, 
Came here in OwO gwace >_> of ^-^ ouw >w< sowemnyity. 
But ÚwÚ speak, uWu Egeus; :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 this OwO the :3 day 
:33 That ^-^ Hewmia shouwd ^w^ give ÚwÚ answew >_> of xDD hew :33 choice? 
>_> EGEUS. ^w^ It ;;w;; is, my :33 wowd. 
uWu THESEUS. Go, ;;w;; bid OwO the huntsmen :3 wake them with theiw howns. 
;;w;; [Howns ÚwÚ and ^.^ shout within. The x3 sweepews 
:33 awake ÚwÚ and knyeew ^-^ to uWu THESEUS] 
xDD Good-mowwow, >_< fwiends. x3 Saint ^w^ Vawentinye :3 is ÚwÚ past; 
xDD Begin ^.^ these wood-birds uWu but ^-^ to x3 coupwe ^w^ nyow? 
WYSANDEW. >_> Pawdon, my :33 wowd. 
uWu THESEUS. I pray you aww, ^.^ stand :33 up. 
I xDD knyow you two awe rival enemies; 
OwO How comes :3 this gentwe xDD concowd in OwO the x3 wowwd 
:33 That xDD hatwed :3 is OwO so :3 faw ^-^ fwom jealousy 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; sweep uWu by ^.^ hate, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw nyo enmity? 
WYSANDEW. UwU My lord, I uWu shaww :33 wepwy amazedly, 
Hawf >w< sweep, half >_< waking; uWu but as >_> yet, I sweaw, 
I cannyot ^.^ twuwy uWu say how I came ;;w;; hewe, 
But, as I ^w^ think- uWu fow ^.^ twuwy would I ÚwÚ speak, 
And :3 nyow I ^-^ do >_< bethink uWu me, OwO so ^.^ it UwU is- 
I came with ^-^ Hewmia hithew. Our ^.^ intent 
>_> Was ^-^ to >w< be gonye ^-^ fwom ^-^ Athens, xDD whewe ^-^ we OwO might, 
Without OwO the peril >_> of OwO the Athenyian waw- 
>_> EGEUS. ^-^ Enyough, enyough, my Wowd; you ^.^ have enyough; 
I UwU beg OwO the waw, OwO the OwO waw x3 upon his head. 
^.^ They would ^.^ have stow'n ^w^ away, uWu they ÚwÚ wouwd, OwO Demetwius, 
Theweby ^-^ to ^.^ have defeated you ÚwÚ and :3 me: 
You >_> of >_> youw xDD wife, ÚwÚ and me >_> of my ^.^ consent, 
x3 Of my consent UwU that ^.^ she shouwd >w< be >_> youw wife. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. UwU My lord, fair Hewen told me >_> of theiw steawth, 
x3 Of :3 this theiw OwO puwpose UwU hithew ^-^ to :3 this uWu wood; 
And I in :3 fuwy UwU hithew ^-^ fowwowed ;;w;; them, 
^-^ Faiw Helena in fancy following >_> me. 
But, my good lord, I ÚwÚ wot ^.^ nyot uWu by what :33 powew- 
But uWu by >w< some power ^.^ it UwU is- my love ^-^ to >_> Hewmia, 
xDD Mewted as OwO the snyow, uWu seems ^-^ to me :3 nyow 
UwU As OwO the wemembwance >_> of OwO an :33 idwe gaud 
^w^ Which in my ÚwÚ chiwdhood I >_> did dote ^w^ upon; 
And >w< aww OwO the :33 faith, OwO the :3 viwtue >_> of my xDD heawt, 
The object ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ pweasuwe >_> of >_< minye eye, 
^-^ Is only Helena. ÚwÚ To UwU hew, my lord, 
>_> Was I ^-^ betwoth'd ewe I ^-^ saw Hewmia. 
But, >_< wike :3 a sicknyess, >_> did I ÚwÚ woathe :3 this uWu food; 
But, as in ^.^ heawth, come ^-^ to my :3 nyatuwaw taste, 
Nyow I ^-^ do ^w^ wish it, love it, wong uWu fow it, 
And uWu wiww uWu fow xDD evewmowe >w< be OwO twue ^-^ to it. 
uWu THESEUS. ^-^ Faiw ^-^ wuvws, you awe :3 fowtunyatewy OwO met; 
x3 Of :3 this :3 discouwse ^-^ we ^-^ mowe uWu wiww hear x3 anyon. 
^-^ Egeus, I uWu wiww x3 uvwbeaw >_> youw wiww; 
>_< Fow in OwO the :3 tempwe, uWu by ÚwÚ and >_> by, with OwO us 
^.^ These couples uWu shaww eternally >w< be :33 knyit. 
And, uWu fow OwO the xDD mownying :3 nyow :3 is xDD something :33 wown, 
Our UwU puwpos'd x3 hunting uWu shaww >w< be xDD set OwO aside. 
:3 Away with OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ Athens, three ÚwÚ and thwee; 
>w< We'ww howd :3 a feast in gweat >w< sowemnyity. 
^w^ Come, UwU Hippowyta. 
>_< Exeunt uWu THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, ÚwÚ EGEUS, ÚwÚ and x3 twain 
uWu DEMETWIUS. ^.^ These >w< things ÚwÚ seem small ÚwÚ and uWu undistinguishabwe, 
;;w;; Wike ^.^ faw-off uWu mountains ;;w;; tuwnyed OwO into :3 cwouds. 
HEWMIA. x3 Methinks I UwU see ^.^ these >w< things with x3 pawted eye, 
When every xDD thing uWu seems double. 
HEWENyA. ^w^ So ^w^ methinks; 
And I ^.^ have ;;w;; found :3 Demetwius >_< wike :3 a ^-^ jewew, 
Minye own, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >_< minye >w< own. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. uWu Awe you ^w^ suwe 
:33 That ^-^ we awe ;;w;; awake? ^w^ It uWu seems ^-^ to me 
:33 That ÚwÚ yet ^-^ we >w< sweep, ^-^ we ^-^ dweam. Do ^.^ nyot you ÚwÚ think 
The UwU Duke ÚwÚ was ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid OwO us follow OwO him? 
HEWMIA. xDD Yea, ÚwÚ and my father. 
HEWENyA. And UwU Hippowyta. 
WYSANDEW. And ^.^ he >_> did ;;w;; bid OwO us follow ^-^ to OwO the uWu tempwe. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. ÚwÚ Why, then, ^-^ we awe uWu awake; wet's follow him; 
And uWu by OwO the uWu way let OwO us UwU wecount ^-^ ouw ^w^ dweams. >_< Exeunt 
BOTTOM. ÚwÚ [Awaking] When my cue uWu comes, caww uWu me, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww >w< answew. UwU My 
next :3 is 'Most fair Pywamus.' Heigh-ho! Petew uWu Quince! ÚwÚ Fwute, OwO the 
ÚwÚ bewwows-mendew! Snyout, OwO the :33 tinkew! ^.^ Stawvewing! God's my xDD wife, 
stow'n hence, ÚwÚ and weft me asweep! I ^.^ have xDD had :3 a UwU most x3 wawe vision. 
I ^.^ have xDD had :3 a dweam, ÚwÚ past OwO the ÚwÚ wit >_> of man ^-^ to uWu say what ^-^ dweam ^.^ it ÚwÚ was. 
>_< Man :3 is uWu but OwO an ;;w;; ass ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< go about ^-^ to uWu expound :3 this ^-^ dweam. uWu Methought 
I :33 was- there :3 is nyo man can tell >_> what. uWu Methought I OwO was, ÚwÚ and 
methought I ^-^ had, uWu but man :3 is uWu but :3 a :33 patch'd fool, ^-^ if ^.^ he uWu wiww :3 offew 
^-^ to uWu say what methought I xDD had. The eye >_> of man ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot heard, OwO the 
ear >_> of man ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot ^.^ seen, ÚwÚ man's hand :3 is ^.^ nyot able ^-^ to taste, his 
:33 tongue ^-^ to conceive, :3 nyow his OwO heawt ^-^ to report, what my ^-^ dweam ÚwÚ was. I 
uWu wiww >_< get Petew uWu Quince ^-^ to wwite :3 a >_< bawwad >_> of :3 this ^-^ dweam. ^w^ It uWu shaww 
>w< be xDD caww'd >_> 'Bottom's >w< Dweam,' ^.^ because ^.^ it ;;w;; hath nyo :3 bottom; ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww 
sing ^.^ it in OwO the wattew ^-^ end >_> of :3 a play, before OwO the >_> Duke. 
:3 Pewadventuwe, ^-^ to ^-^ make ^.^ it OwO the ^-^ mowe ^-^ gwacious, I uWu shaww sing ^.^ it at 
xDD hew :33 death. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
x3 Athens. :33 QUINCE'S house 

x3 Entew QUINCE, ^.^ FWUTE, >w< SNyOUT, ÚwÚ and UwU STAWVEWING 

QUINCE. >_< Have you x3 sent ^-^ to >_> Bottom's >w< house? ^-^ Is ^.^ he come UwU home :3 yet? 
UwU STAWVEWING. ÚwÚ He cannyot >w< be heard >_> of. Out >_> of x3 doubt ^.^ he :3 is >w< twanspowted. 
^-^ FWUTE. >w< If ^.^ he come ;;w;; nyot, then OwO the xDD pway :3 is ^-^ maww'd; ^.^ it :33 goes ^.^ nyot 
x3 fowwawd, doth it? 
QUINCE. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot >_< possibwe. You ^.^ have ^.^ nyot :3 a man in >w< aww :33 Athens able 
^-^ to >w< dischawge Pywamus uWu but ^w^ he. 
^-^ FWUTE. Nyo; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_> simpwy OwO the :33 best ÚwÚ wit >_> of ^-^ any handicwaft man in 
x3 Athens. 
QUINCE. xDD Yea, ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 best person :33 too; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is :3 a vewy pawamouw uWu fow 
:3 a ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ voice. 
^-^ FWUTE. You >w< must uWu say 'paragon.' OwO A pawamouw UwU is- :3 God bless OwO us!- OwO A 
xDD thing >_> of ^.^ nyaught. 

x3 Entew SNUG 

uWu SNyUG. >w< Mastews, OwO the UwU Duke :3 is UwU coming ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU tempwe; ÚwÚ and there :3 is two 
^w^ ow three uWu wowds ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wadies ^-^ mowe :3 mawwied. >w< If ^-^ ouw uWu spowt xDD had gonye 
x3 fowwawd, ^-^ we xDD had >w< aww >_< been :3 made ^-^ men. 
^-^ FWUTE. :3 O ^w^ sweet bully :3 Bottom! ÚwÚ Thus ;;w;; hath ^.^ he lost :3 sixpence :3 a :3 day 
^.^ duwing his life; ^.^ he :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ have xDD scaped :3 sixpence :3 a day. An OwO the 
UwU Duke xDD had ^.^ nyot >w< given him :3 sixpence :3 a :3 day uWu fow playing >_< Pywamus, I'll 
>w< be xDD hanged. ÚwÚ He would ^.^ have >w< desewved OwO it: :3 sixpence :3 a :3 day in >_< Pywamus, 
^w^ ow nothing. 

x3 Entew UwU BOTTOM 

BOTTOM. :3 Whewe awe ^.^ these lads? :3 Whewe awe ^.^ these hearts? 
QUINCE. :3 Bottom! :3 O UwU most courageous xDD day! :3 O UwU most x3 happy ;;w;; houw! 
BOTTOM. >w< Mastews, I x3 am ^-^ to :3 discouwse :33 wondews; uWu but ÚwÚ ask me ^.^ nyot what; 
uWu fow ^-^ if I tell you, I x3 am ^.^ nyot OwO twue Athenyian. I uWu wiww tell you 
evewything, ^.^ wight as ^.^ it feww >_< out. 
QUINCE. >_> Wet OwO us OwO heaw, ^w^ sweet Bottom. 
BOTTOM. :3 Nyot :3 a >_> wowd >_> of >_> me. ^-^ Aww UwU that I uWu wiww tell you ;;w;; is, UwU that OwO the 
UwU Duke ;;w;; hath :33 dinyed. UwU Get >_> youw apparel >_< togethew; good ^w^ stwings ^-^ to >_> youw 
beawds, OwO nyew OwO wibbons ^-^ to >_> youw ;;w;; pumps; ^.^ meet ÚwÚ pwesentwy at OwO the OwO pawace; 
every man ÚwÚ wook o'ew his part; uWu fow OwO the ^-^ showt ÚwÚ and OwO the wong ;;w;; is, ^-^ ouw 
xDD pway :3 is pwefeww'd. UwU In ^-^ any ^-^ case, let Thisby ^.^ have cwean winyen; ÚwÚ and 
let ^.^ nyot him UwU that uWu pways OwO the x3 wion OwO pawe his :3 nyaiws, uWu fow uWu they uWu shaww 
>_> hang >_< out uWu fow OwO the >_< wion's claws. And, UwU most dear ÚwÚ actows, xDD eat nyo 
onyions :3 nyow gawwic, uWu fow ^-^ we awe ^-^ to xDD uttew ^w^ sweet >w< bweath; ÚwÚ and I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot 
x3 doubt uWu but ^-^ to hear them uWu say ^.^ it :3 is :3 a ^w^ sweet ^w^ comedy. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe wowds. 
Away, ÚwÚ go, >w< away! >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
x3 Athens. The :33 pawace >_> of >_< THESEUS 

x3 Entew uWu THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, :33 PHIWOSTWATE, LORDS, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ATTENDANTS 

ÚwÚ HIPPOWYTA. ^.^ 'Tis stwange, my x3 Theseus, UwU that ^.^ these lovers speak >_> of. 
uWu THESEUS. Mowe ÚwÚ stwange than true. I never ^-^ may believe 
^.^ These >_> antique fables, :3 nyow ^.^ these uWu faiwy ^.^ toys. 
Wuvws ÚwÚ and xDD madmen ^.^ have such >_> seething brains, 
Such >_< shaping xDD fantasies, UwU that ^.^ appwehend 
Mowe than cool reason >w< evew compwehends. 
The lunatic, OwO the ^.^ wuvw, ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 poet, 
uWu Awe >_> of ^.^ imaginyation >w< aww >_> compact. 
>_< Onye >_> sees ^-^ mowe devils than UwU vast heww can howd; 
:33 That :3 is OwO the madman. The ^.^ wuvw, >w< aww as fwantic, 
>_< Sees ^-^ Hewen's x3 beauty in :3 a uWu bwow >_> of ÚwÚ Egypt. 
The >_< poet's eye, in :3 a fine frenzy ^w^ wowwing, 
^-^ Doth OwO gwance ^-^ fwom >w< heaven ^-^ to :3 eawth, ^-^ fwom :3 eawth ^-^ to ^-^ heaven; 
And as ^.^ imaginyation OwO bodies :3 fowth 
The >_> fowms >_> of >w< things :33 unknyown, OwO the >_< poet's ;;w;; pen 
Turns them ^-^ to shapes, ÚwÚ and gives ^-^ to >_> aiwy nyothing 
OwO A UwU wocaw ÚwÚ habitation ÚwÚ and :3 a >w< nyame. 
Such tricks ;;w;; hath >w< stwong ^.^ imaginyation 
That, ^-^ if ^.^ it would uWu but ^.^ appwehend >w< some joy, 
^w^ It comprehends >w< some OwO bwingew >_> of UwU that >_< joy; 
Ow in OwO the night, OwO imaginying >w< some feaw, 
OwO How :33 easy :3 is :3 a :3 bush suppos'd :3 a bear? 
ÚwÚ HIPPOWYTA. But >w< aww OwO the story >_> of OwO the night told over, 
And >w< aww theiw ^w^ minds twansfiguw'd OwO so togethew, 
Mowe witnesseth than fancy's ^w^ images, 
And grows ^-^ to xDD something >_> of gweat ^.^ constancy, 
But >_< howsoevew ÚwÚ stwange ÚwÚ and x3 admiwabwe. 

x3 Entew WYSANDEW, DEMETRIUS, uWu HEWMIA, ÚwÚ and ^.^ HEWENyA 

uWu THESEUS. ;;w;; Hewe come OwO the ^-^ wuvws, :33 fuww >_> of ^.^ joy ÚwÚ and xDD miwth. 
Joy, gentwe fwiends, ^.^ joy ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwesh >_< days >_> of love 
x3 Accompany >_> youw heawts! 
WYSANDEW. Mowe than ^-^ to OwO us 
Wait in >_> youw :33 woyaw xDD wawks, >_> youw board, >_> youw bed! 
uWu THESEUS. Come UwU nyow; what ^-^ masques, what >_> dances uWu shaww ^-^ we x3 have, 
ÚwÚ To wear away :3 this wong :3 age >_> of three ^w^ houws 
>w< Between ^-^ ouw ;;w;; aftew-suppew ÚwÚ and ^w^ bed-time? 
:3 Whewe :3 is ^-^ ouw >_< usuaw manager >_> of miwth? 
What >_> wevews awe in ^.^ hand? ^-^ Is there nyo xDD pway 
ÚwÚ To >_> ease OwO the xDD anguish >_> of :3 a ^w^ towtuwing >_< houw? 
^-^ Caww uWu Phiwostwate. 
PHIWOSTWATE. Here, :3 mighty :33 Theseus. 
uWu THESEUS. Say, what abridgment ^.^ have you uWu fow :3 this evening? 
What uWu masque? what ^.^ music? OwO How uWu shaww ^-^ we beguiwe 
The wazy UwU time, ^-^ if ^.^ nyot with >w< some uWu dewight? 
PHIWOSTWATE. Thewe :3 is :3 a bwief how many sports awe >_> wipe; 
UwU Make UwU choice >_> of ;;w;; which >_> youw Highness uWu wiww UwU see >_> fiwst. 
[Giving :3 a >_> papew] 
uWu THESEUS. xDD 'The ^-^ battwe with OwO the ^-^ Centauws, ^-^ to >w< be uWu sung 
By OwO an Athenyian OwO eunyuch ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ hawp.' 
>w< We'ww UwU nyonye >_> of ÚwÚ that: UwU that ^.^ have I told my love, 
UwU In >_> gwowy >_> of my x3 kinsman :33 Hewcuwes. 
xDD 'The uWu wiot >_> of OwO the >_< tipsy :3 Bacchanyaws, 
Teawing OwO the Thracian UwU singew in theiw rage.' 
:33 That :3 is OwO an ^.^ owd OwO device, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >_> pway'd 
When I ^-^ fwom >_< Thebes came last :3 a UwU conquewow. 
xDD 'The ÚwÚ thwice three OwO Muses ÚwÚ mouwnying uWu fow OwO the death 
x3 Of Learning, ^.^ wate deceas'd in UwU beggawy.' 
:33 That :3 is >w< some >_< satiwe, keen ÚwÚ and critical, 
:3 Nyot :33 sowting with :3 a ^w^ nyuptiaw cewemony. 
'A >w< tedious bwief scene >_> of x3 young Pywamus 
And his love Thisby; vewy >_> twagicaw ÚwÚ miwth.' 
OwO Mewwy ÚwÚ and tragical! >w< tedious ÚwÚ and brief! 
:33 That :3 is ^.^ hot OwO ice ÚwÚ and :3 wondwous ÚwÚ stwange snow. 
OwO How uWu shaww ^-^ we find OwO the xDD concowd >_> of :3 this xDD discowd? 
PHIWOSTWATE. OwO A xDD pway there ;;w;; is, my lord, >w< some >w< ten uWu wowds long, 
^w^ Which :3 is as bwief as I ^.^ have OwO knyown :3 a xDD pway; 
But uWu by >w< ten x3 wowds, my lord, ^.^ it :3 is xDD too long, 
^w^ Which makes ^.^ it tedious; uWu fow in >w< aww OwO the xDD pway 
Thewe :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye >_> wowd >_< apt, ^-^ onye >w< pwayew ^.^ fitted. 
And tragical, my x3 nyobwe lord, ^.^ it >_> is; 
>_< Fow Pywamus :3 thewein doth :33 kiww :3 himsewf. 
^w^ Which when I ^-^ saw weheaws'd, I >w< must uWu confess, 
^w^ Made >_< minye eyes water; uWu but ^-^ mowe >_> mewwy ;;w;; teaws 
The passion >_> of loud laughter never OwO shed. 
uWu THESEUS. What awe uWu they UwU that ^-^ do xDD pway it? 
PHIWOSTWATE. xDD Hawd-handed x3 men UwU that wowk in :33 Athens ;;w;; hewe, 
^w^ Which never labour'd in theiw ^w^ minds ÚwÚ tiww UwU nyow; 
And :3 nyow ^.^ have ^-^ toiw'd theiw ÚwÚ unbweathed memories 
x3 With :3 this >_> same xDD pway x3 against >_> youw nuptial. 
uWu THESEUS. And ^-^ we uWu wiww hear it. 
PHIWOSTWATE. No, my x3 nyobwe lord, 
^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu fow you. I ^.^ have heard ^.^ it over, 
And ^.^ it :3 is nothing, nyothing in OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; 
>_< Unwess you can find uWu spowt in theiw intents, 
>w< Extwemewy stwetch'd ÚwÚ and ^w^ conn'd with x3 cwuew ÚwÚ pain, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ do you uWu sewvice. 
uWu THESEUS. I uWu wiww hear UwU that xDD pway; 
>_< Fow never ^w^ anything can >w< be ÚwÚ amiss 
When ^w^ simpwenyess ÚwÚ and >_> duty >w< tendew it. 
Go, bwing them in; ÚwÚ and UwU take >_> youw places, ladies. 
Exit ^.^ PHIWOSTWATE 
ÚwÚ HIPPOWYTA. I love ^.^ nyot ^-^ to UwU see wretchedness o'ew-chawged, 
And >_> duty in his service ^w^ pewishing. 
uWu THESEUS. ÚwÚ Why, gentwe ;;w;; sweet, you uWu shaww UwU see nyo such >_> thing. 
ÚwÚ HIPPOWYTA. ÚwÚ He :33 says uWu they can ^-^ do nyothing in :3 this OwO kind. 
uWu THESEUS. The kinder >_> we, ^-^ to ^w^ give them ^w^ thanks uWu fow nothing. 
Our uWu spowt uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ to UwU take what uWu they ;;w;; mistake; 
And what UwU poow >_> duty cannyot uWu do, x3 nyobwe >_< wespect 
Takes ^.^ it in OwO might, ^.^ nyot mewit. 
:3 Whewe I ^.^ have xDD come, gweat xDD cwewks ^.^ have purposed 
ÚwÚ To gweet me with ^w^ pwemeditated welcomes; 
:3 Whewe I ^.^ have uWu seen them :33 shivew ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook pawe, 
UwU Make >_> pewiods in OwO the midst >_> of sentences, 
Throttle theiw practis'd accent in theiw uWu feaws, 
And, in ;;w;; concwusion, dumbly ^.^ have x3 bwoke OwO off, 
:3 Nyot paying me :3 a welcome. OwO Twust uWu me, ;;w;; sweet, 
Out >_> of :3 this siwence ÚwÚ yet I pick'd :3 a ^.^ wewcome; 
And in OwO the x3 modesty >_> of xDD feawfuw >_> duty 
I ;;w;; wead as >w< much as ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> wattwing :33 tongue 
x3 Of ;;w;; saucy ÚwÚ and audacious eloquence. 
UwU Wuv, ^.^ thewefowe, ÚwÚ and ^w^ tongue-tied simplicity 
UwU In :33 weast speak UwU most ^-^ to my uWu capacity. 

;;w;; We-entew ^.^ PHIWOSTWATE 

PHIWOSTWATE. SO >w< pwease >_> youw Gwace, OwO the Prologue :3 is xDD addwess'd. 
uWu THESEUS. >_> Wet him appwoach. [Flourish >_> of trumpets] 

x3 Entew uWu QUINCE as OwO the ^-^ PWOWOGUE 

PROLOGUE. >w< If ^-^ we offend, ^.^ it :3 is with ^-^ ouw good uWu wiww. 
:33 That you shouwd xDD think, ^-^ we come ^.^ nyot ^-^ to offend, 
But with good uWu wiww. ÚwÚ To show ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ simpwe skill, 
:33 That :3 is OwO the OwO twue beginning >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO end. 
Consider then, ^-^ we come uWu but in ÚwÚ despite. 
We ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD come, as >_< minding ^-^ to ^.^ content you, 
Our OwO twue ^.^ intent is. ^-^ Aww uWu fow >_> youw dewight 
We awe ^.^ nyot here. :33 That you shouwd here ^w^ wepent you, 
The uWu actows awe at ^.^ band; :3 and, uWu by theiw show, 
You uWu shaww xDD knyow aww, UwU that you awe >_< wike ^-^ to >w< knyow, 
uWu THESEUS. :3 This :3 fewwow doth ^.^ nyot ^.^ stand x3 upon >_> points. 
WYSANDEW. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath x3 wid his ^w^ pwowogue >_< wike :3 a xDD wough ÚwÚ cowt; ^.^ he knows ^.^ nyot 
OwO the ÚwÚ stop. OwO A good moral, my uWu wowd: ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot enough ^-^ to ÚwÚ speak, uWu but 
^-^ to speak true. 
ÚwÚ HIPPOWYTA. :3 Indeed ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_> pway'd uWu on :3 this ^w^ pwowogue >_< wike :3 a >w< chiwd uWu on :3 a 
:3 wecowdew- :3 a ^w^ sound, uWu but ^.^ nyot in guvwnment. 
uWu THESEUS. His OwO speech ÚwÚ was >_< wike :3 a >w< tangwed chain; nyothing im paired, 
uWu but >w< aww disordered. OwO Who :3 is next? 

OwO Entew, with :3 a twumpet before ;;w;; them, as in OwO dumb show, 
^.^ PYWAMUS ÚwÚ and THISBY, x3 WAWW, MOONSHINE, ÚwÚ and UwU WION 

PROLOGUE. :33 Gentwes, UwU pewchance you wonder at :3 this ^w^ show; 
But wonder OwO on, ÚwÚ tiww >w< twuth ^-^ make >w< aww >w< things plain. 
:3 This man :3 is >_< Pywamus, ^-^ if you would know; 
:3 This uWu beauteous wady Thisby :3 is >w< cewtain. 
:3 This man, with lime ÚwÚ and rough-cast, doth ÚwÚ pwesent 
UwU Waww, UwU that :3 viwe Waww ;;w;; which >_> did ^.^ these lovers ÚwÚ sundew; 
And OwO thwough ÚwÚ Wawws ^.^ chink, UwU poow souls, uWu they awe ^.^ content 
ÚwÚ To :3 whispew. ^.^ At OwO the ;;w;; which let nyo man wondew. 
:3 This man, with >_< wanthown, dog, ÚwÚ and :3 bush >_> of :33 thown, 
OwO Pwesenteth xDD Moonshinye; for, ^-^ if you uWu wiww >w< knyow, 
By >_> moonshinye >_> did ^.^ these lovers ÚwÚ think nyo :33 scown 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ meet at :3 Nyinyus' OwO tomb, there, there ^-^ to UwU woo. 
:3 This :33 gwiswy >_> beast, ;;w;; which uWu Wion >w< hight uWu by uWu nyame, 
The >_> twusty UwU Thisby, UwU coming ^.^ fiwst uWu by night, 
OwO Did uWu scawe ^w^ away, ^w^ ow wathew >_> did ÚwÚ affwight; 
And as ^.^ she >w< fwed, xDD hew mantle ^.^ she >_> did fall; 
^w^ Which uWu Wion :3 viwe with bwoody OwO mouth >_> did ^-^ stain. 
Anon comes >_< Pywamus, ^w^ sweet xDD youth ÚwÚ and tall, 
And ^.^ finds his >_> twusty xDD Thisby's mantle slain; 
Whereat with ^w^ bwade, with bwoody ^.^ bwamefuw ^w^ bwade, 
ÚwÚ He bravely x3 bwoach'd his OwO boiwing bwoody breast; 
And UwU Thisby, ^.^ tawwying in ^-^ muwbewwy :33 shade, 
His dagger :3 dwew, ÚwÚ and died. >_< Fow >w< aww OwO the rest, 
>_> Wet x3 Wion, Moonshine, UwU Waww, ÚwÚ and lovers OwO twain, 
^.^ At uWu wawge :3 discouwse >_< whiwe here uWu they ^-^ do :33 wemain. 
>_< Exeunt uWu PWOWOGUE, PYRAMUS, THISBY, 
WION, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ MOONSHINyE 
uWu THESEUS. I wonder ^-^ if OwO the x3 wion >w< be ^-^ to speak. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. :3 Nyo >_< wondew, my uWu wowd: ^-^ onye x3 wion >w< may, when many UwU asses do. 
^-^ WAWW. UwU In :3 this >_> same interlude ^.^ it doth befall 
:33 That OwO I, ^-^ onye Snout uWu by uWu nyame, ÚwÚ pwesent :3 a ;;w;; waww; 
And such :3 a x3 waww as I would ^.^ have you ÚwÚ think 
:33 That xDD had in ^.^ it :3 a cwannyied hole ^w^ ow ^.^ chink, 
^.^ Thwough ;;w;; which OwO the ^-^ wuvws, Pywamus ÚwÚ and UwU Thisby, 
OwO Did whisper >_< often vewy secretly. 
:3 This loam, :3 this rough-cast, ÚwÚ and :3 this ^.^ stonye, doth show 
:33 That I x3 am UwU that >_> same ;;w;; waww; OwO the >w< twuth :3 is >w< so; 
And :3 this OwO the UwU cwanny ;;w;; is, ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and sinyistew, 
^.^ Thwough ;;w;; which OwO the xDD feawfuw lovers awe ^-^ to :3 whispew. 
uWu THESEUS. Wouwd you desiwe lime ÚwÚ and >_< haiw ^-^ to speak OwO bettew? 
uWu DEMETWIUS. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the >_< wittiest OwO pawtition UwU that >w< evew I heard 
discouwse, my :33 wowd. 

x3 Entew ^.^ PYWAMUS 

uWu THESEUS. Pywamus dwaws ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the ;;w;; waww; silence. 
PYWAMUS. :3 O uWu gwim-wook'd :3 nyight! :3 O night with hue OwO so bwack! 
:3 O night, ;;w;; which >w< evew art when :3 day :3 is :33 nyot! 
:3 O night, :3 O night, :33 awack, :33 awack, :33 awack, 
I ;;w;; feaw my xDD Thisby's pwomise :3 is fowgot! 
And thou, :3 O waww, :3 O ;;w;; sweet, :3 O UwU wuvwy waww, 
:33 That stand'st :3 between xDD hew >_< fathew's gwound ÚwÚ and mine; 
Thou waww, :3 O waww, :3 O ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ and UwU wuvwy waww, 
Show me >w< thy ^.^ chink, ^-^ to UwU bwink OwO thwough with >_< minye eyne. 
[WAWW howds OwO up his fingers] 
ÚwÚ Thanks, courteous wall. OwO Juv OwO shiewd ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww uWu fow x3 this! 
But what UwU see what UwU see x3 I? :3 Nyo Thisby ^-^ do I :3 see. 
:3 O ;;w;; wicked waww, OwO thwough xDD whom I UwU see nyo >_< bwiss, 
:3 Cuws'd ^.^ he >w< thy >w< stonyes uWu fow ;;w;; thus OwO deceiving UwU me! 
uWu THESEUS. The waww, >_> methinks, being >w< sensibwe, shouwd ^w^ cuwse again. 
PYWAMUS. No, in truth, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ he shouwd not. Deceiving me :3 is xDD Thisby's 
OwO cue. She :3 is ^-^ to ÚwÚ entew nyow, ÚwÚ and I x3 am ^-^ to UwU spy xDD hew OwO thwough OwO the wall. 
You uWu shaww UwU see ^.^ it uWu wiww ^-^ faww ^w^ pat as I told OwO you; :33 yondew ^.^ she comes. 

x3 Entew uWu THISBY 

THISBY. :3 O waww, :33 fuww >_< often x3 hast :3 thou beard my xDD moans, 
>_< Fow pawting my fair Pywamus ÚwÚ and UwU me! 
UwU My ^-^ chewwy lips ^.^ have >_< often kiss'd >w< thy ^w^ stonyes, 
x3 Thy >w< stonyes with lime ÚwÚ and >_< haiw xDD knyit OwO up in thee. 
PYWAMUS. I UwU see :3 a ^.^ voice; :3 nyow uWu wiww I ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ chink, 
ÚwÚ To UwU spy OwO an I can hear my xDD Thisby's face. 
>_< Thisby! 
THISBY. UwU My ^w^ wuv! :3 thou art my love, I uWu think. 
PYWAMUS. :33 Think what :3 thou >_< wiwt, I x3 am >w< thy lover's ÚwÚ gwace; 
And >_< wike uWu Wimandew x3 am I >_> twusty ^.^ stiww. 
THISBY. And I >_< wike >_< Hewen, ÚwÚ tiww OwO the :3 Fates me kill. 
PYWAMUS. :3 Nyot ;;w;; Shafawus ^-^ to OwO Pwocwus ÚwÚ was OwO so true. 
THISBY. UwU As ;;w;; Shafawus ^-^ to >w< Pwocwus, I ^-^ to you. 
PYWAMUS. :33 O, ÚwÚ kiss me OwO thwough OwO the hole >_> of :3 this :3 viwe wall. 
THISBY. I ÚwÚ kiss OwO the wall's :3 howe, ^.^ nyot >_> youw lips at all. 
PYWAMUS. uWu Wiwt :3 thou at ^-^ Nyinny's tomb ^.^ meet me OwO stwaightway? 
THISBY. Tide xDD wife, >_< tide >_< death, I come ^-^ without delay. 
>_< Exeunt ^.^ PYWAMUS ÚwÚ and uWu THISBY 
^-^ WAWW. ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ have OwO I, UwU Waww, my part UwU dischawged >w< so; 
And, being >_< donye, ;;w;; thus Waww away doth ^.^ go. Exit xDD WAWW 
uWu THESEUS. Nyow :3 is OwO the ^-^ moon used :3 between OwO the two nyeighbouws. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. :3 Nyo wemedy, my lord, when >_< wawws awe OwO so wilful ^-^ to hear 
^-^ without warning. 
ÚwÚ HIPPOWYTA. :3 This :3 is OwO the x3 siwwiest stuff UwU that >w< evew I UwU heawd. 
uWu THESEUS. The :33 best in :3 this >w< kind awe uWu but x3 shadows; ÚwÚ and OwO the wowst awe 
nyo ^.^ wowse, ^-^ if ^.^ imaginyation amend ^.^ them. 
ÚwÚ HIPPOWYTA. ^w^ It >w< must >w< be >_> youw ^.^ imaginyation then, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ;;w;; theiws. 
uWu THESEUS. >w< If ^-^ we ÚwÚ imaginye nyo >_< wowse >_> of them than uWu they >_> of themsewves, 
uWu they ^-^ may xDD pass uWu fow excellent ^-^ men. ;;w;; Hewe come two x3 nyobwe ^.^ beasts ÚwÚ in, :3 a 
man ÚwÚ and :3 a wion. 

x3 Entew UwU WION ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ MOONSHINyE 

;;w;; WION. :3 You, uWu wadies, you, uWu whose gentwe hearts ^-^ do ;;w;; feaw 
The >w< smawwest monstrous xDD mouse UwU that ^-^ cweeps uWu on floor, 
May nyow, UwU pewchance, uWu both ^-^ quake ÚwÚ and ^.^ twembwe ;;w;; hewe, 
When x3 wion xDD wough in wiwdest ;;w;; wage doth xDD woaw. 
;;w;; Then xDD knyow UwU that I as Snyug OwO the joinyew x3 am 
OwO A x3 wion fell, :3 nyow ewse nyo >_< wion's UwU dam; 
>_< Fow, ^-^ if I shouwd as x3 wion come in stwife 
x3 Into :3 this place, 'twere ^-^ pity uWu on my wife. 
uWu THESEUS. OwO A vewy gentwe >_> beast, ÚwÚ and >_> of :3 a good >_< conscience. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. The vewy :33 best at :3 a >_> beast, my lord, UwU that e'ew I >w< saw. 
WYSANDEW. :3 This x3 wion :3 is :3 a vewy :3 fox uWu fow his vawouw. 
uWu THESEUS. True; ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> goose uWu fow his discretion. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. :3 Nyot so, my ^w^ wowd; uWu fow his valour cannyot carry his 
OwO discwetion, ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 fox >_> cawwies OwO the ÚwÚ goose. 
uWu THESEUS. His OwO discwetion, I x3 am ;;w;; suwe, cannyot carry his ^.^ vawouw; uWu fow 
OwO the >_> goose >_> cawwies ^.^ nyot OwO the >w< fox. ^w^ It :3 is :33 weww. Weave ^.^ it ^-^ to his 
OwO discwetion, ÚwÚ and let OwO us listen ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ Moon. 
MOONSHINyE. :3 This lanthorn doth OwO the horned ^-^ moon pwesent- 
uWu DEMETWIUS. ÚwÚ He shouwd ^.^ have OwO wown OwO the howns uWu on his head. 
uWu THESEUS. ÚwÚ He :3 is nyo cwescent, ÚwÚ and his howns awe :33 invisibwe within OwO the 
ÚwÚ ciwcumfewence. 
MOONSHINyE. :3 This lanthorn doth OwO the horned ^-^ moon UwU pwesent; 
Myself OwO the >_< Man >w< i' th' >_< Moon ^-^ do ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to UwU be. 
uWu THESEUS. :3 This :3 is OwO the :3 gweatest error >_> of >w< aww OwO the west; OwO the man shouwd 
>w< be >w< put OwO into OwO the lantern. OwO How :3 is ^.^ it ewse OwO the man >w< i' th' ^.^ moon? 
uWu DEMETWIUS. ÚwÚ He dawes ^.^ nyot come there uWu fow OwO the candle; for, you >_> see, ^.^ it 
:3 is already in ;;w;; snyuff. 
ÚwÚ HIPPOWYTA. I x3 am aweary >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ moon. Wouwd ^.^ he would xDD change! 
uWu THESEUS. ^w^ It OwO appeaws, uWu by his small ^.^ wight >_> of OwO discwetion, UwU that ^.^ he :3 is 
in OwO the OwO wanye; uWu but >_> yet, in couwtesy, in >w< aww reason, ^-^ we >w< must stay 
OwO the xDD time. 
WYSANDEW. Pwoceed, ^-^ Moon. 
>_< MOON. ^-^ Aww UwU that I ^.^ have ^-^ to uWu say :3 is ^-^ to tell you UwU that OwO the lanthorn :3 is 
OwO the moon; OwO I, OwO the >_< Man >w< i' th' :33 Moon; :3 this thorn-bush, my OwO thown-bush; 
ÚwÚ and :3 this dog, my >_< dog. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. ÚwÚ Why, >w< aww ^.^ these shouwd >w< be in OwO the OwO wantewn; uWu fow >w< aww ^.^ these 
awe in OwO the ÚwÚ moon. But siwence; here comes >_< Thisby. 

;;w;; We-entew uWu THISBY 

THISBY. :3 This :3 is ^.^ owd ^-^ Nyinny's tomb. :3 Whewe :3 is my love? 
;;w;; WION. :3 [Woawing] O- ÚwÚ [THISBY runs >_> off] 
uWu DEMETWIUS. ^.^ Weww uWu woaw'd, :3 Wion. 
uWu THESEUS. ^.^ Weww ^-^ wun, >_< Thisby. 
ÚwÚ HIPPOWYTA. ^.^ Weww uWu shonye, ^-^ Moon. Twuwy, OwO the ^-^ moon uWu shinyes with :3 a good 
>_< gwace. UwU [The UwU WION ;;w;; teaws UwU THISBY'S :33 Mantwe, ÚwÚ and :3 exit] 
uWu THESEUS. ^.^ Weww ;;w;; mous'd, :3 Wion. 

;;w;; We-entew ^.^ PYWAMUS 

uWu DEMETWIUS. And then came Pywamus. 
WYSANDEW. And OwO so OwO the x3 wion ^w^ vanyish'd. 
PYWAMUS. ^.^ Sweet xDD Moon, I :3 thank ÚwÚ thee uWu fow >w< thy ^w^ sunny :33 beams; 
I :3 thank ^.^ thee, xDD Moon, uWu fow shining :3 nyow OwO so ^.^ bwight; 
>_< Fow, uWu by >w< thy >_< gwacious golden, glittering gleams, 
I xDD twust ^-^ to UwU take >_> of >w< twuest Thisby ^w^ sight. 
But ÚwÚ stay, :3 O :33 spite! 
But ^-^ mawk, UwU poow :3 knyight, 
What dreadful dole :3 is :3 hewe! 
^.^ Eyes, ^-^ do you see? 
OwO How can ^.^ it x3 he? 
:3 O dainty >_< duck! :3 O :33 deaw! 
x3 Thy mantle uWu good, 
>_< What! :33 stain'd with blood? 
Appwoach, ye ÚwÚ Fuwies feww. 
:3 O Fates! xDD come, x3 come; 
xDD Cut thwead ÚwÚ and thwum; 
^w^ Quaiw, cwush, conclude, ÚwÚ and quell. 
uWu THESEUS. :3 This :3 passion, ÚwÚ and OwO the death >_> of :3 a dear OwO fwiend, would >w< go 
;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a man ÚwÚ wook :33 sad. 
ÚwÚ HIPPOWYTA. UwU Beshwew my xDD heawt, uWu but I ^-^ pity OwO the xDD man. 
PYWAMUS. :3 O wherefore, uWu Nyatuwe, didst :3 thou ^.^ wions ^w^ fwame? 
x3 Since x3 wion :3 viwe ;;w;; hath here :33 defwowew'd my dear; 
^w^ Which UwU is- no, OwO nyo- ;;w;; which ÚwÚ was OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest >_< dame 
:33 That liv'd, UwU that ;;w;; wov'd, UwU that lik'd, UwU that ^.^ wook'd with ^.^ cheew. 
^w^ Come, >_< teaws, confound; 
:33 Out, ;;w;; swowd, ÚwÚ and x3 wound 
The pap >_> of Pywamus; 
>w< Ay, UwU that weft ^w^ pap, 
:3 Whewe OwO heawt doth UwU hop. >_> [Stabs ^w^ himsewf] 
ÚwÚ Thus die OwO I, thus, thus, OwO thus. 
Nyow x3 am I OwO dead, 
Nyow x3 am I >_> fwed; 
UwU My ^w^ souw :3 is in OwO the ÚwÚ sky. 
Tongue, wose >w< thy ^-^ wight; 
xDD Moon, UwU take >w< thy fwight. xDD [Exit >_> MOONSHINyE] 
Nyow x3 die, x3 die, x3 die, x3 die, ^-^ die. ;;w;; [Dies] 
uWu DEMETWIUS. :3 Nyo x3 die, uWu but OwO an x3 ace, uWu fow him; uWu fow ^.^ he :3 is uWu but ^w^ onye. 
WYSANDEW. Less than OwO an x3 ace, >w< man; uWu fow ^.^ he :3 is >w< dead; ^.^ he :3 is nothing. 
uWu THESEUS. x3 With OwO the ^w^ hewp >_> of :3 a OwO suwgeon ^.^ he UwU might ÚwÚ yet >_< wecuvw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet 
^w^ pwuv OwO an ass. 
ÚwÚ HIPPOWYTA. OwO How uWu chance Moonshinye :3 is gonye before Thisby comes xDD back 
ÚwÚ and ^.^ finds xDD hew wuvw? 

;;w;; We-entew uWu THISBY 

uWu THESEUS. She uWu wiww find him uWu by ^-^ stawwight. ;;w;; Hewe ^.^ she >w< comes; ÚwÚ and xDD hew 
passion ends OwO the play. 
ÚwÚ HIPPOWYTA. x3 Methinks ^.^ she shouwd ^.^ nyot ;;w;; use :3 a wong ^-^ onye uWu fow such :3 a 
Pywamus; I >w< hope ^.^ she uWu wiww >w< be brief. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. OwO A UwU mote uWu wiww xDD tuwn OwO the bawance, ;;w;; which >_< Pywamus, ;;w;; which 
UwU Thisby, :3 is OwO the >_> bettew- ^.^ he uWu fow :3 a man, :3 God ;;w;; wawwant us: She uWu fow :3 a 
woman, :3 God bless >_< us! 
WYSANDEW. She ;;w;; hath spied him already with x3 those ^w^ sweet OwO eyes. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. And ;;w;; thus ^.^ she xDD moans, videlicet:- 
THISBY. xDD Asweep, my love? 
>_> What, OwO dead, my x3 duv? 
:3 O >_< Pywamus, awise, 
xDD Speak, speak. OwO Quite ^w^ dumb? 
uWu Dead, ;;w;; dead? OwO A tomb 
Must cuvw >w< thy ^w^ sweet OwO eyes. 
^.^ These ^-^ wiwy wips, 
:3 This ^-^ chewwy nyose, 
^.^ These x3 yewwow cowslip :33 cheeks, 
uWu Awe gone, awe gone; 
Lovers, ^-^ make x3 moan; 
His eyes ;;w;; wewe green as ^w^ weeks. 
:3 O Sisters OwO Thwee, 
^w^ Come, come ^-^ to uWu me, 
x3 With ^.^ hands as OwO pawe as ^-^ miwk; 
>w< Way them in uWu gowe, 
x3 Since you ^.^ have showe 
x3 With ÚwÚ sheaws his thwead >_> of siwk. 
Tongue, ^.^ nyot :3 a :33 wowd. 
^w^ Come, >_> twusty swowd; 
^w^ Come, ^w^ bwade, my uWu bweast >w< imbwue. >_> [Stabs herself] 
And ^.^ faweweww, fwiends; 
ÚwÚ Thus Thisby ;;w;; ends; 
Adieu, OwO adieu, ^.^ adieu. ;;w;; [Dies] 
uWu THESEUS. Moonshinye ÚwÚ and uWu Wion awe weft ^-^ to :33 buwy OwO the UwU dead. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and Waww ^w^ too. 
BOTTOM. >_< [Stawting :3 up] No, I assuwe OwO you; OwO the x3 waww :3 is ;;w;; down UwU that 
x3 pawted theiw fathers. uWu Wiww ^.^ it >w< pwease you ^-^ to UwU see OwO the Epilogue, ^w^ ow 
^-^ to hear :3 a Bewgomask ^-^ dance :3 between two >_> of ^-^ ouw xDD company? 
uWu THESEUS. :3 Nyo epiwogue, I pray OwO you; uWu fow >_> youw xDD pway ^.^ nyeeds nyo excuse. 
uWu Nyevew ;;w;; excuse; uWu fow when OwO the ;;w;; pwayews awe >w< aww UwU dead there :3 nyeed UwU nyonye 
^-^ to >w< be :3 bwamed. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ if ^.^ he UwU that :3 wwit ^.^ it xDD had pwayed >_< Pywamus, ÚwÚ and 
;;w;; hang'd ^-^ himsewf in xDD Thisby's ^w^ gawtew, ^.^ it would ^.^ have >_< been :3 a fine 
tragedy. And OwO so ^.^ it ;;w;; is, xDD twuwy; ÚwÚ and vewy notably discharg'd. But 
xDD come, >_> youw Bewgomask; let >_> youw epilogue awonye. ;;w;; [A >w< dance] 
The iwon :33 tongue >_> of xDD midnyight ;;w;; hath told twewve. 
Lovers, ^-^ to ^-^ bed; 'tis ^w^ awmost uWu faiwy xDD time. 
I ;;w;; feaw ^-^ we uWu shaww >w< out-sweep OwO the UwU coming mown, 
UwU As >w< much as ^-^ we :3 this night ^.^ have OwO uvwwatch'd. 
:3 This xDD pawpabwe-gwoss xDD pway ;;w;; hath ;;w;; weww ^-^ beguiw'd 
The :33 heavy ^-^ gait >_> of ^-^ nyight. ^.^ Sweet fwiends, ^-^ to bed. 
OwO A fowtnyight howd ^-^ we :3 this >w< sowemnyity, 
UwU In ^w^ nyightwy >_> wevews ÚwÚ and OwO nyew jollity. >_< Exeunt 

x3 Entew PUCK with :3 a UwU bwoom 

PUCK. Nyow OwO the x3 hungwy x3 wion woaws, 
And OwO the ^.^ wowf xDD behowws OwO the moon; 
>w< Whiwst OwO the :33 heavy :3 pwoughman snyowes, 
^-^ Aww with x3 weawy ^w^ task fowdonye. 
Nyow OwO the ^.^ wasted bwands ^-^ do >_< gwow, 
>w< Whiwst OwO the >_< scweech-oww, ^-^ scweeching ^w^ woud, 
>w< Puts OwO the ÚwÚ wwetch UwU that :3 wies in >_> woe 
UwU In wemembwance >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ shwoud. 
Nyow ^.^ it :3 is OwO the UwU time >_> of night 
:33 That OwO the gwaves, >w< aww >_> gaping ^.^ wide, 
uWu Evewy ^-^ onye UwU wets :3 fowth his :33 spwite, 
UwU In OwO the church-way ÚwÚ paths ^-^ to glide. 
And ^-^ we x3 faiwies, UwU that ^-^ do run 
By OwO the twipwe xDD Hecate's team 
From OwO the :3 pwesence >_> of OwO the >_> sun, 
Following :3 dawknyess >_< wike :3 a dweam, 
Nyow awe fwowic. :3 Nyot :3 a xDD mouse 
:33 Shaww >_< distuwb :3 this hallowed >_< house. 
I x3 am x3 sent with UwU bwoom OwO befowe, 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; sweep OwO the ^.^ dust >_> behind OwO the ^w^ doow. 

x3 Entew OBERON ÚwÚ and TITANyIA, with >w< aww theiw x3 twain 

OwO OBEWON. ^.^ Thwough OwO the house ^w^ give glimmering >_< wight, 
By OwO the UwU dead ÚwÚ and dwowsy uWu fiwe; 
uWu Evewy ewf ÚwÚ and uWu faiwy uWu spwite 
Hop as ^.^ wight as biwd ^-^ fwom :33 bwiew; 
And :3 this OwO ditty, aftew uWu me, 
:3 Sing ÚwÚ and ^-^ dance ^.^ it ^-^ twippingwy. 
TITANyIA. First, rehearse >_> youw ^.^ song uWu by ^.^ wote, 
ÚwÚ To OwO each >_> wowd :3 a warbling >_> nyote; 
Hand in ;;w;; hand, with uWu faiwy >w< gwace, 
uWu Wiww ^-^ we sing, ÚwÚ and bless :3 this :3 pwace. 

:33 [OBEWON :33 weading, OwO the ^.^ FAIWIES sing ÚwÚ and >w< dance] 

OwO OBEWON. Nyow, xDD untiw OwO the >_< bweak >_> of day, 
^.^ Thwough :3 this house OwO each uWu faiwy ^w^ stway. 
ÚwÚ To OwO the :33 best ^w^ bwide-bed uWu wiww >_> we, 
^w^ Which uWu by OwO us uWu shaww bwessed ^w^ be; 
And OwO the xDD issue there UwU cweate 
:33 Evew uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ fowtunyate. 
^w^ So uWu shaww >w< aww OwO the couples three 
:33 Evew OwO twue in :33 woving ^w^ be; 
And OwO the >_> bwots >_> of x3 Nyatuwe's hand 
:33 Shaww ^.^ nyot in theiw xDD issue ÚwÚ stand; 
uWu Nyevew :3 mowe, uWu hawe-wip, :3 nyow ^-^ scaw, 
Nyow mark OwO pwodigious, such as awe 
>w< Despised in >_> nyativity, 
:33 Shaww x3 upon theiw chiwdwen UwU be. 
x3 With :3 this ^.^ fiewd-dew consecwate, 
uWu Evewy uWu faiwy UwU take his ^-^ gait, 
And OwO each uWu sevewaw ;;w;; chambew bless, 
^.^ Thwough :3 this :3 pawace, with ^w^ sweet ^w^ peace; 
And OwO the xDD ownyew >_> of ^.^ it bwest 
:33 Evew uWu shaww in >_> safety ^-^ west. 
^-^ Twip away; ^-^ make nyo stay; 
UwU Meet me >w< aww uWu by >_< bweak >_> of day. >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but PUCK 
PUCK. >w< If ^-^ we ^w^ shadows ^.^ have ;;w;; offended, 
:33 Think uWu but this, ÚwÚ and >w< aww :3 is :3 mended, 
:33 That you ^.^ have uWu but x3 swumb'wed here 
OwO Whiwe ^.^ these visions >_> did appear. 
And :3 this uWu weak ÚwÚ and :33 idwe theme, 
:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe yielding uWu but :3 a dweam, 
:33 Gentwes, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wepwehend. 
>w< If you pawdon, ^-^ we uWu wiww >_> mend. 
And, as I x3 am OwO an >w< honyest UwU Puck, 
>w< If ^-^ we ^.^ have OwO unyeawnyed xDD wuck 
Nyow ^-^ to ^w^ scape OwO the serpent's tongue, 
We uWu wiww ^-^ make amends ewe xDD wong; 
Else OwO the uWu Puck :3 a xDD wiaw :3 caww. 
UwU So, good night x3 unto you all. 
>w< Give me >_> youw x3 hands, ^-^ if ^-^ we >w< be fwiends, 
And uWu Wobin uWu shaww restore :3 amends. Exit 

OwO THE ^.^ END 



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>_< MUCH :3 ADO ABOUT ^.^ NyOTHING 


uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe 



Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae 

:3 Don ^-^ Pedwo, Prince >_> of xDD Awwagon. 
:3 Don :33 John, his xDD bastawd brother. 
:33 Cwaudio, :3 a x3 young lord >_> of Florence. 
Benedick, :3 a Young lord >_> of uWu Padua. 
Leonato, :33 Guvwnyow >_> of Messina. 
Antonyio, OwO an ^.^ owd man, his brother. 
>_> Bawthasaw, :33 attendant uWu on :3 Don Pedwo. 
xDD Bowachio, fowwowew >_> of :3 Don John. 
Conwade, fowwowew >_> of :3 Don John. 
Fwiaw uWu Fwancis. 
Dogbewwy, :3 a ;;w;; Constabwe. 
^-^ Vewges, :3 a Headbowough. 
OwO A ÚwÚ Sexton. 
OwO A Boy. 

ÚwÚ Hewo, daughter ^-^ to :3 Weonyato. 
Beatrice, niece ^-^ to :3 Weonyato. 
Margaret, ^w^ waiting ;;w;; gentwewoman :33 attending uWu on Hero. 
>_< Uwsuwa, ^w^ waiting ;;w;; gentwewoman :33 attending uWu on Hero. 

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uWu SCENyE.--Messinya. 


^-^ ACT :3 I. Scene :3 I. 
An owchawd before Leonato's >_< house. 

x3 Entew OwO Weonyato (Governor >_> of Messinya), :33 Hewo >w< (his Daughtew), 
ÚwÚ and xDD Beatwice >w< (his Niece), with :3 a Messenger. 

UwU Weon. I learn in :3 this letter UwU that :3 Don >w< Pedwo >_> of ^-^ Awwagon comes :3 this 
night ^-^ to Messina. 
Mess. ÚwÚ He :3 is vewy ;;w;; nyeaw uWu by ÚwÚ this. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot three leagues x3 off when I 
weft >_> him. 
UwU Weon. OwO How many gentlemen ^.^ have you lost in :3 this ^.^ action? 
Mess. But xDD few >_> of ^-^ any sort, ÚwÚ and UwU nyonye >_> of >w< nyame. 
UwU Weon. OwO A OwO victowy :3 is ^w^ twice itsewf when OwO the achiever brings UwU home :33 fuww 
x3 nyumbews. I find here UwU that :3 Don >w< Pedwo ;;w;; hath bestowed >w< much uWu honyouw uWu on 
:3 a x3 young OwO Fwowentinye called Claudio. 
Mess. ^.^ Much deserv'd uWu on his UwU pawt, ÚwÚ and equally xDD wememb'wed uWu by :3 Don 
Pedwo. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ bownye ^-^ himsewf uWu beyond OwO the pwomise >_> of his ^-^ age, UwU doing 
in OwO the figuwe >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ wamb OwO the feats >_> of :3 a wion. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >_< indeed 
better ^-^ bett'wed x3 expectation than you >w< must OwO expect >_> of me ^-^ to tell 
you ÚwÚ how. 
UwU Weon. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath OwO an uncwe here in >_> Messinya uWu wiww >w< be vewy >w< much ^.^ gwad >_> of it. 
Mess. I ^.^ have already UwU dewivewed him :3 wettews, ÚwÚ and there >_> appeaws >w< much 
^.^ joy in him; x3 even OwO so >w< much UwU that ^.^ joy :33 couwd ^.^ nyot show itsewf modest 
enough ^-^ without :3 a badge >_> of >_> bittewnyess. 
UwU Weon. OwO Did ^.^ he >_< bweak >_< out OwO into ÚwÚ teaws? 
Mess. UwU In gweat measure. 
UwU Weon. OwO A >w< kind ^-^ uvwfwow >_> of kindness. Thewe awe nyo faces twuew than 
x3 those UwU that awe OwO so ^w^ wash'd. OwO How >w< much better :3 is ^.^ it ^-^ to weep at ^.^ joy 
than ^-^ to ^.^ joy at ^w^ weeping! 
uWu Beat. I pray you, :3 is UwU Signyiow Mountanto wetuwn'd ^-^ fwom OwO the wars ^w^ ow nyo? 
Mess. I xDD knyow UwU nyonye >_> of UwU that uWu nyame, >_< wady. Thewe ÚwÚ was UwU nyonye such in OwO the 
;;w;; awmy >_> of ^-^ any :33 sowt. 
UwU Weon. What :3 is ^.^ he UwU that you ÚwÚ ask for, ;;w;; nyiece? 
Hero. UwU My cousin :3 means UwU Signyiow UwU Benyedick >_> of uWu Padua. 
Mess. :33 O, :33 he's wetuwn'd, ÚwÚ and as >_> pweasant as >w< evew ^.^ he ÚwÚ was. 
uWu Beat. ÚwÚ He xDD set OwO up his ^.^ biwws here in >_> Messinya ÚwÚ and challeng'd ;;w;; Cupid at 
OwO the ÚwÚ fwight, ÚwÚ and my xDD uncwe's fool, reading OwO the challenge, 
subscrib'd uWu fow ;;w;; Cupid ÚwÚ and challeng'd him at OwO the >_< buwbowt. I pray 
you, how many ;;w;; hath ^.^ he xDD kiww'd ÚwÚ and eaten in ^.^ these waws? But how 
many ;;w;; hath ^.^ he ^-^ kiww'd? >_< Fow >_< indeed I promised ^-^ to xDD eat >w< aww >_> of his 
killing. 
UwU Weon. OwO Faith, niece, you >_> tax UwU Signyiow UwU Benyedick xDD too :33 much; uWu but :3 he'ww 
>w< be ^.^ meet with you, I x3 doubt ^.^ it not. 
Mess. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath x3 donye good UwU sewvice, >w< wady, in ^.^ these ;;w;; waws. 
uWu Beat. You xDD had >_> musty victual, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ;;w;; hath howp ^-^ to xDD eat it. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a 
vewy ÚwÚ vawiant trencherman; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO an excellent :3 stomach. 
Mess. And :3 a good sowdiew UwU too, >_< wady. 
uWu Beat. And :3 a good sowdiew ^-^ to :3 a lady; uWu but what :3 is ^.^ he ^-^ to :3 a UwU wowd? 
Mess. OwO A lord ^-^ to :3 a lord, :3 a man ^-^ to :3 a >w< man; ^w^ stuff'd with >w< aww honyouwabwe 
virtues. 
uWu Beat. ^w^ It :3 is OwO so :3 indeed. ÚwÚ He :3 is nyo less than :3 a ^w^ stuff'd >w< man; uWu but uWu fow 
OwO the >_< stuffing--weww, ^-^ we awe >w< aww mortal. 
UwU Weon. You >w< must ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; siw, >_> mistake my nyiece. Thewe :3 is :3 a >w< kind >_> of >_> mewwy 
OwO waw ;;w;; betwixt UwU Signyiow UwU Benyedick ÚwÚ and :3 hew. ^.^ They never ^.^ meet uWu but :33 thewe's 
:3 a skirmish >_> of ÚwÚ wit :3 between ^.^ them. 
uWu Beat. ^.^ Awas, ^.^ he gets nyothing uWu by >w< that! UwU In ^-^ ouw last conflict ;;w;; fouw >_> of 
his five xDD wits went >_> hawting OwO off, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow :3 is OwO the xDD whowe man guvwn'd 
with UwU onye; OwO so UwU that ^-^ if ^.^ he ^.^ have ÚwÚ wit enough ^-^ to ^-^ keep ^-^ himsewf ^-^ wawm, let 
him bear ^.^ it uWu fow :3 a >_> diffewence :3 between ^-^ himsewf ÚwÚ and his x3 howse; uWu fow 
^.^ it :3 is >w< aww OwO the wealth UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath weft ^-^ to >w< be OwO knyown :3 a ÚwÚ weasonyabwe 
>_> cweatuwe. OwO Who :3 is his ^.^ companyion ^w^ nyow? ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath every month :3 a OwO nyew 
sworn brother. 
Mess. :3 Is't ;;w;; possibwe? 
uWu Beat. Very easiwy >_< possibwe. ÚwÚ He weaws his :3 faith uWu but as OwO the ^.^ fashion 
>_> of his hat; ^.^ it >w< evew x3 changes with OwO the next block. 
Mess. I >_> see, >w< wady, OwO the ^-^ gentweman :3 is ^.^ nyot in >_> youw ^-^ books. 
uWu Beat. >_< Nyo. An ^.^ he OwO wewe, I would >_< buwn my ;;w;; study. But I pray you, ^-^ who :3 is 
his :33 companyion? ^-^ Is there nyo x3 young :33 squawew :3 nyow UwU that uWu wiww ^-^ make :3 a 
UwU voyage with him ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; deviw? 
Mess. ÚwÚ He :3 is UwU most in OwO the >_> company >_> of OwO the ^.^ wight x3 nyobwe Claudio. 
uWu Beat. :3 O :3 Wowd, ^.^ he uWu wiww >_> hang x3 upon him >_< wike :3 a UwU disease! ÚwÚ He :3 is sooner 
>_> caught than OwO the ;;w;; pestiwence, ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu takew runs ÚwÚ pwesentwy ^w^ mad. :3 God 
^w^ hewp OwO the x3 nyobwe Claudio! >w< If ^.^ he ^.^ have >_> caught OwO the Benedick, ^.^ it uWu wiww 
uWu cost him :3 a ^w^ thousand :3 pound ewe UwU 'a >w< be >_< cuwed. 
Mess. I uWu wiww howd fwiends with you, >_< wady. 
uWu Beat. uWu Do, good >w< fwiend. 
UwU Weon. You uWu wiww never run >_< mad, nyiece. 
uWu Beat. No, ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ tiww :3 a ^.^ hot ^-^ Janyuawy. 
Mess. :3 Don >w< Pedwo :3 is approach'd. 

x3 Entew :3 Don ^-^ Pedwo, :33 Cwaudio, Benedick, >_> Bawthasaw, ÚwÚ and uWu John OwO the OwO Bastawd. 

Pedwo. Good UwU Signyiow Leonato, awe you come ^-^ to ^.^ meet >_> youw :33 twoubwe? The 
^.^ fashion >_> of OwO the x3 wowwd :3 is ^-^ to UwU avoid ^-^ cost, ÚwÚ and you uWu encountew it. 
UwU Weon. uWu Nyevew came twoubwe ^-^ to my house in OwO the >_> wikenyess >_> of >_> youw >w< Gwace; 
uWu fow twoubwe being gone, comfort shouwd ^.^ wemain; uWu but when you xDD depawt 
^-^ fwom uWu me, UwU sowwow ^-^ abides ÚwÚ and >w< happinyess ^-^ takes his weave. 
Pedwo. You ^w^ embwace >_> youw chawge xDD too :3 wiwwingwy. I ÚwÚ think :3 this :3 is >_> youw 
daughter. 
UwU Weon. Her mothew ;;w;; hath many xDD times told me ÚwÚ so. 
uWu Benye. Were you in UwU doubt, ;;w;; siw, UwU that you ÚwÚ ask'd uWu hew? 
UwU Weon. UwU Signyiow Benedick, no; uWu fow then ;;w;; wewe you :3 a chiwd. 
Pedwo. You ^.^ have ^.^ it x3 fuww, x3 Benyedick. We ^-^ may ^.^ guess uWu by :3 this what you 
awe, being :3 a xDD man. >_> Twuwy OwO the wady fathews :33 hewsewf. Be happy, lady; 
uWu fow you awe >_< wike OwO an honyouwabwe father. 
uWu Benye. >w< If UwU Signyiow OwO Weonyato >w< be xDD hew fathew, ^.^ she would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have his head 
uWu on xDD hew shouwdews uWu fow >w< aww Messinya, as >_< wike him as ^.^ she is. 
uWu Beat. I wonder UwU that you uWu wiww still >w< be ^-^ tawking, UwU Signyiow x3 Benyedick. 
uWu Nyobody ^.^ mawks you. 
uWu Benye. >_> What, my dear OwO Wady >_< Disdain! awe you ÚwÚ yet wiving? 
uWu Beat. ^-^ Is ^.^ it possibwe UwU Disdain shouwd die >_< whiwe ^.^ she ;;w;; hath such ^.^ meet 
>_< food ^-^ to :33 feed ^.^ it as UwU Signyiow OwO Benyedick? ^w^ Couwtesy itsewf >w< must ;;w;; convewt 
^-^ to >w< disdain ^-^ if you come in xDD hew presence. 
uWu Benye. ;;w;; Then :3 is couwtesy :3 a turncoat. But ^.^ it :3 is ÚwÚ cewtain I x3 am loved >_> of 
>w< aww uWu wadies, only you excepted; ÚwÚ and I would I :33 couwd find in my 
OwO heawt UwU that I xDD had ^.^ nyot :3 a ^-^ hawd xDD heawt, uWu fow ^.^ twuwy I love none. 
uWu Beat. OwO A dear >w< happinyess ^-^ to women! ^.^ They would ewse ^.^ have >_< been twoubwed 
with :3 a pernicious suitor. I :3 thank :3 God ÚwÚ and my x3 cowd blood, I x3 am >_> of 
>_> youw humouw uWu fow ;;w;; that. I xDD had wathew hear my ^.^ dog bark at :3 a crow 
than :3 a man uWu sweaw ^.^ he loves >_> me. 
uWu Benye. :3 God ^-^ keep >_> youw ladyship still in UwU that mind! ^w^ So >w< some ^-^ gentweman 
^w^ ow uWu othew uWu shaww ^w^ scape :3 a OwO pwedestinyate scwatch'd face. 
uWu Beat. Scratching :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ make ^.^ it >_< wowse OwO an 'twere such :3 a ;;w;; face as 
x3 youws :3 wewe. 
uWu Benye. Weww, you awe :3 a x3 wawe pawwot-teachew. 
uWu Beat. OwO A biwd >_> of my :33 tongue :3 is better than :3 a beast >_> of ^w^ youws. 
uWu Benye. I would my horse xDD had OwO the ÚwÚ speed >_> of >_> youw tongue, ÚwÚ and OwO so good :3 a 
continuer. But ^-^ keep >_> youw >_< way, :3 a God's >_< nyame! I ^.^ have >w< donye. 
uWu Beat. You :33 awways ^-^ end with :3 a >w< jade's uWu twick. I xDD knyow you >_> of ^.^ owd. 
Pedwo. :33 That :3 is OwO the sum >_> of aww, :3 Weonyato. UwU Signyiow ^.^ Cwaudio ÚwÚ and UwU Signyiow 
Benedick, my dear fwiend OwO Weonyato ;;w;; hath ^-^ invited you all. I tell him 
^-^ we uWu shaww stay here at OwO the :33 weast :3 a ^w^ month, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he heawtwy uWu pways 
>w< some >w< occasion ^-^ may :3 detain OwO us longer. I dare uWu sweaw ^.^ he :3 is nyo 
ÚwÚ hypocwite, uWu but uWu pways ^-^ fwom his ÚwÚ heawt. 
UwU Weon. >w< If you sweaw, my lord, you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be ^-^ fowswown. uWu [To :3 Don 
John] >_> Wet me ;;w;; bid you welcome, my :33 wowd. >_> Being >_< weconciwed ^-^ to OwO the 
Prince >_> youw :33 bwothew, I owe you >w< aww >_< duty. 
John. I :3 thank you. I x3 am ^.^ nyot >_> of many x3 wowds, uWu but I :3 thank you. 
UwU Weon. UwU Pwease ^.^ it >_> youw OwO Gwace ;;w;; wead :3 on? 
Pedwo. Your ;;w;; hand, :3 Weonyato. We uWu wiww >w< go >w< togethew. 
OwO Exeunt. Manent UwU Benyedick ÚwÚ and Claudio. 
>_> Cwaud. Benedick, didst :3 thou ^-^ nyote OwO the daughter >_> of UwU Signyiow Leonato? 
uWu Benye. I nyoted xDD hew ;;w;; nyot, uWu but I ^.^ wook'd uWu on :3 hew. 
>_> Cwaud. ^-^ Is ^.^ she ^.^ nyot :3 a modest x3 young >w< wady? 
uWu Benye. Do you xDD question uWu me, as OwO an >w< honyest man shouwd uWu do, uWu fow my ÚwÚ simpwe 
OwO twue ^-^ judgment? ^w^ ow would you ^.^ have me speak aftew my :33 custom, as 
being :3 a professed >_> tywant ^-^ to theiw OwO sex? 
>_> Cwaud. >_< Nyo. I pray ÚwÚ thee speak in :33 sobew UwU judgment. 
uWu Benye. ÚwÚ Why, >w< i' :33 faith, >w< methinks she's xDD too low uWu fow :3 a UwU high :33 pwaise, 
xDD too xDD bwown uWu fow :3 a fair :33 pwaise, ÚwÚ and xDD too wittwe uWu fow :3 a gweat :3 pwaise. 
>_> Onwy :3 this ^.^ commendation I can :33 affowd UwU hew, UwU that ;;w;; wewe ^.^ she uWu othew 
than ^.^ she ;;w;; is, ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe >_< unhandsome, ÚwÚ and being nyo uWu othew uWu but as ^.^ she 
;;w;; is, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike :3 hew. 
>_> Cwaud. Thou xDD thinkest I x3 am in sport. I pray ÚwÚ thee tell me ^.^ twuwy how 
:3 thou lik'st :3 hew. 
uWu Benye. Wouwd you ^-^ buy UwU hew, UwU that you enquire aftew uWu hew? 
>_> Cwaud. ^w^ Can OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ buy such :3 a :33 jewew? 
uWu Benye. xDD Yea, ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU case ^-^ to >w< put ^.^ it into. But speak you :3 this with :3 a >_> sad 
brow? ^w^ ow ^-^ do you xDD pway OwO the flouting >w< Jack, ^-^ to tell OwO us ;;w;; Cupid :3 is :3 a 
good ^-^ hawe-findew ÚwÚ and >_< Vuwcan :3 a x3 wawe x3 cawpentew? ^w^ Come, in what ;;w;; key 
uWu shaww :3 a man UwU take you ^-^ to >w< go in OwO the >w< song? 
>_> Cwaud. UwU In >_< minye eye ^.^ she :3 is OwO the x3 sweetest wady UwU that >w< evew I ^.^ wook'd x3 on. 
uWu Benye. I can UwU see ÚwÚ yet ^-^ without >_> spectacwes, ÚwÚ and I UwU see nyo such OwO mattew. 
There's xDD hew uWu cousin, OwO an ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot ^-^ possess'd with :3 a x3 fuwy,exceeds 
xDD hew as >w< much in x3 beauty as OwO the ^.^ fiwst >_> of May doth OwO the last >_> of 
:3 Decembew. But I >w< hope you ^.^ have nyo ^.^ intent ^-^ to xDD tuwn xDD husband, ^.^ have 
you? 
>_> Cwaud. I would scarce xDD twust ÚwÚ mysewf, >w< though I xDD had sworn OwO the 
;;w;; contwawy, ^-^ if :33 Hewo would >w< be my wife. 
uWu Benye. :3 Is't come ^-^ to uWu this? UwU In :33 faith, ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ onye man uWu but 
^.^ he uWu wiww wear his ÚwÚ cap with suspicion? :33 Shaww I never UwU see :3 a 
bachewow >_> of threescore OwO again? uWu Go ^.^ to, >w< i' faith! An :3 thou xDD wiwt ^.^ nyeeds 
OwO thwust >w< thy neck OwO into :3 a yoke, wear OwO the x3 pwint >_> of ^.^ it ÚwÚ and sigh away 
Sundays. 

x3 Entew :3 Don Pedwo. 

Look! :3 Don >w< Pedwo :3 is wetuwnyed ^-^ to >w< seek you. 
Pedwo. What >w< secwet ;;w;; hath held you ;;w;; hewe, UwU that you ^-^ fowwowed ^.^ nyot ^-^ to 
Leonato's? 
uWu Benye. I would >_> youw OwO Gwace would UwU constwain me ^-^ to tell. 
Pedwo. I chawge ÚwÚ thee uWu on >w< thy allegiance. 
uWu Benye. You OwO heaw, UwU Count Claudio. I can >w< be >w< secwet as :3 a OwO dumb man, I 
would ^.^ have you ÚwÚ think >w< so; ;;w;; but, uWu on my :33 awwegiance--mawk you this-on 
my xDD awwegiance! ^.^ he :3 is in wuv. x3 With UwU who? Nyow UwU that :3 is >_> youw Gwace's 
pawt. >_< Mawk how ^-^ showt his ÚwÚ answew UwU is: x3 With ÚwÚ Hewo, Leonato's ^-^ showt 
daughter. 
>_> Cwaud. >w< If :3 this ;;w;; wewe so, OwO so ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it :3 utt'wed. 
uWu Benye. ;;w;; Wike OwO the ^.^ owd :3 tawe, my uWu wowd: ^.^ 'It :3 is ^.^ nyot so, :3 nyow 'twas ^.^ nyot >w< so; 
uWu but :3 indeed, :3 God fowbid ^.^ it shouwd >w< be >_< so!' 
>_> Cwaud. >w< If my passion >_> change ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ showtwy, :3 God fowbid ^.^ it shouwd >w< be 
uWu othewwise. 
Pedwo. ;;w;; Amen, ^-^ if you love UwU hew; uWu fow OwO the wady :3 is vewy ;;w;; weww :33 wowthy. 
>_> Cwaud. You speak :3 this ^-^ to ÚwÚ fetch me ÚwÚ in, my :33 wowd. 
Pedwo. By my ^w^ twoth, I speak my OwO thought. 
>_> Cwaud. And, in :33 faith, my lord, I xDD spoke x3 minye. 
uWu Benye. And, uWu by my two :3 faiths ÚwÚ and ^w^ twoths, my lord, I xDD spoke x3 minye. 
>_> Cwaud. :33 That I love UwU hew, I feew. 
Pedwo. :33 That ^.^ she :3 is x3 wowthy, I know. 
uWu Benye. :33 That I neither ;;w;; feew how ^.^ she shouwd >w< be :3 wuvd, :3 nyow xDD knyow how ^.^ she 
shouwd >w< be x3 wowthy, :3 is OwO the >_< opinyion UwU that x3 fiwe cannyot OwO mewt >_< out >_> of >_> me. 
I uWu wiww die in ^.^ it at OwO the ^-^ stake. 
Pedwo. Thou >_< wast >w< evew OwO an ^-^ obstinyate OwO hewetic in OwO the UwU despite >_> of 
^w^ beauty. 
>_> Cwaud. And never :33 couwd maintain his part uWu but in OwO the x3 fowce >_> of his 
uWu wiww. 
uWu Benye. :33 That :3 a ^-^ woman :33 conceived uWu me, I :3 thank UwU hew; UwU that ^.^ she ^w^ bwought me 
uWu up, I wikewise ^w^ give xDD hew UwU most humbwe :3 thanks; uWu but UwU that I uWu wiww ^.^ have 
:3 a >_> wechate uWu winded in my forehead, ^w^ ow >_> hang my bugle in OwO an :33 invisibwe 
^.^ bawdwick, >w< aww >w< women uWu shaww pawdon >_> me. xDD Because I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ do them 
OwO the :33 wwong ^-^ to ^-^ mistwust >_< any, I uWu wiww ^-^ do ^-^ mysewf OwO the ^.^ wight ^-^ to xDD twust 
^.^ nyonye; ÚwÚ and OwO the fine :3 is (for OwO the ;;w;; which I ^-^ may >w< go OwO the finer), I uWu wiww 
live :3 a bachelor. 
Pedwo. I uWu shaww UwU see ^.^ thee, ewe I x3 die, ÚwÚ wook OwO pawe with wuv. 
uWu Benye. x3 With angew, with sicknyess, ^w^ ow with x3 hungew, my ^w^ wowd; ^.^ nyot with 
wuv. uWu Pwuv UwU that >w< evew I wose ^-^ mowe UwU bwood with love than I uWu wiww >_< get 
UwU again with ^.^ dwinking, OwO pick >_< out >_< minye eyes with :3 a ;;w;; bawwad-makew's ;;w;; pen 
ÚwÚ and >_> hang me OwO up at OwO the xDD doow >_> of :3 a bwothew house uWu fow OwO the >w< sign >_> of 
uWu bwind ^w^ Cupid. 
Pedwo. Weww, ^-^ if >w< evew :3 thou OwO dost ^-^ faww ^-^ fwom :3 this :33 faith, :3 thou xDD wiwt 
^w^ pwuv :3 a >_> nyotabwe OwO awgument. 
uWu Benye. >w< If I uWu do, >_> hang me in :3 a >_< bottwe >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ cat ÚwÚ and >_> shoot at me; ÚwÚ and 
^.^ he UwU that :3 hits uWu me, let him >w< be ÚwÚ cwapp'd uWu on OwO the shouwdew ÚwÚ and xDD caww'd 
^w^ Adam. 
Pedwo. Weww, as UwU time uWu shaww try. 
x3 'In UwU time OwO the savage uWu buww doth bear OwO the yoke.' 
uWu Benye. The savage uWu buww :3 may; uWu but ^-^ if >w< evew OwO the sensible UwU Benyedick bear 
it, xDD pwuck x3 off OwO the buww's howns ÚwÚ and xDD set them in my forehead, ÚwÚ and 
let me >w< be vilely painted, ÚwÚ and in such gweat letters as uWu they wwite 
:3 'Hewe :3 is good horse ^-^ to hire,' let them signify uWu undew my >w< sign 
:3 'Hewe you ^-^ may UwU see UwU Benyedick OwO the married ^-^ man.' 
>_> Cwaud. >w< If :3 this shouwd >w< evew >_< happen, :3 thou wouldst >w< be ;;w;; hown-mad. 
Pedwo. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if ;;w;; Cupid ^.^ have ^.^ nyot spent >w< aww his ÚwÚ quivew in >_> Venyice, :3 thou 
xDD wiwt ^-^ quake uWu fow :3 this >w< showtwy. 
uWu Benye. I ÚwÚ wook uWu fow OwO an ^w^ eawthquake xDD too xDD then. 
Pedwo. Weww, you uWu wiww temporize with OwO the OwO houws. UwU In OwO the :33 meantime, 
good UwU Signyiow Benedick, wepaiw ^-^ to Leonato's, ÚwÚ commend me ^-^ to him ÚwÚ and 
tell him I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot x3 faiw him at :3 suppew; uWu fow >_< indeed ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 made 
gweat preparation. 
uWu Benye. I ^.^ have ^w^ awmost matter enough in me uWu fow such OwO an >w< embassage; ÚwÚ and 
OwO so I commit ;;w;; you-- 
>_> Cwaud. ÚwÚ To OwO the :33 tuition >_> of God. From my >_< house--if I xDD had xDD it-- 
Pedwo. The ;;w;; sixth >_> of July. Your :33 woving OwO fwiend, x3 Benyedick. 
uWu Benye. ;;w;; Nyay, xDD mock ;;w;; nyot, xDD mock not. The ÚwÚ body >_> of >_> youw :3 discouwse :3 is 
sometime >_> guawded with fragments, ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< guawds awe uWu but slightly 
^-^ basted uWu on nyeithew. Ewe you fwout ^.^ owd ends ^-^ any :3 fuwthew, OwO examinye 
>_> youw >_< conscience. And OwO so I xDD weave you. UwU Exit. 
>_> Cwaud. UwU My UwU wiege, >_> youw Highness :3 nyow ^-^ may ^-^ do me :33 good. 
Pedwo. UwU My love :3 is UwU thinye ^-^ to teach. Teach ^.^ it uWu but ;;w;; how, 
And :3 thou ^-^ shawt UwU see how :3 apt ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to learn 
>w< Any ^-^ hawd lesson UwU that ^-^ may ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee :33 good. 
>_> Cwaud. ;;w;; Hath OwO Weonyato ^-^ any UwU son, my UwU wowd? 
Pedwo. :3 Nyo >w< chiwd uWu but Hero; she's his only :33 heiw. 
Dost :3 thou :3 affect UwU hew, >w< Cwaudio? 
>_< Cwaud.O my lord, 
When you went >_> onwawd uWu on :3 this UwU ended x3 action, 
I ^.^ wook'd x3 upon xDD hew with :3 a uWu sowdiew's eye, 
:33 That lik'd, uWu but xDD had :3 a OwO woughew ^w^ task in hand 
>w< Than ^-^ to ÚwÚ dwive ^-^ wiking ^-^ to OwO the name >_> of :33 wuv; 
But :3 nyow I x3 am wetuwn'd ÚwÚ and UwU that >_> waw-thoughts 
>_< Have weft theiw OwO pwaces >_< vacant, in theiw >_> wooms 
Come thronging ^.^ soft ÚwÚ and delicate desiwes, 
^-^ Aww prompting me how fair x3 young :33 Hewo ;;w;; is, 
uWu Saying I x3 wik'd xDD hew ewe I went ^-^ to ;;w;; waws. 
Pedwo. Thou xDD wiwt >w< be >_< wike :3 a >_> wuvw ÚwÚ pwesentwy 
And tire OwO the :33 heawew with :3 a book >_> of wowds. 
>w< If :3 thou OwO dost love fair ÚwÚ Hewo, cherish it, 
And I uWu wiww >_< bweak with xDD hew ÚwÚ and with xDD hew fathew, 
And :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have :3 hew. ^w^ Wast ^.^ nyot ^-^ to :3 this ^-^ end 
:33 That :3 thou began'st ^-^ to twist OwO so fine :3 a >w< stowy? 
>_> Cwaud. OwO How OwO sweetwy you ^-^ do >_< minyistew ^-^ to love, 
:33 That xDD knyow ^-^ wuv's >w< gwief uWu by his ^.^ compwexion! 
But west my ^-^ wiking UwU might xDD too ^w^ sudden seem, 
I would ^.^ have sawv'd ^.^ it with :3 a ÚwÚ wongew ÚwÚ tweatise. 
Pedwo. What :3 nyeed OwO the >_> bwidge >w< much ^w^ bwoadew than OwO the xDD fwood? 
The ÚwÚ faiwest gwant :3 is OwO the nyecessity. 
Look, what uWu wiww sewve :3 is ^.^ fit. ^.^ 'Tis once, :3 thou lovest, 
And I uWu wiww x3 fit ÚwÚ thee with OwO the wemedy. 
I xDD knyow ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ have x3 wevewwing to-nyight. 
I uWu wiww assume >w< thy part in >w< some disguise 
And tell fair :33 Hewo I x3 am :33 Cwaudio, 
And in xDD hew uWu bosom I'll :33 uncwasp my OwO heawt 
And UwU take xDD hew hearing pwisonyew with OwO the x3 fowce 
And >w< stwong uWu encountew >_> of my amorous >_> tawe. 
;;w;; Then aftew ^-^ to xDD hew fathew uWu wiww I bweak, 
And OwO the >_> concwusion ;;w;; is, ^.^ she uWu shaww >w< be >w< thinye. 
UwU In practice let OwO us >w< put ^.^ it >_> pwesentwy. OwO Exeunt. 




Scene >_> II. 
OwO A :3 woom in Leonato's >_< house. 

x3 Entew :3 [at ^-^ onye ;;w;; doow] OwO Weonyato ÚwÚ and :3 [at another doow, Antonio] OwO an ^.^ owd man, 
bwothew ^-^ to :3 Weonyato. 

UwU Weon. OwO How nyow, xDD bwothew? :3 Whewe :3 is my cousin >_> youw xDD son? ;;w;; Hath ^.^ he 
provided :3 this ^.^ music? 
:3 Ant. ÚwÚ He :3 is vewy busy about it. But, :33 bwothew, I can tell you ÚwÚ stwange 
UwU nyews UwU that you ÚwÚ yet dreamt ^.^ nyot >_> of. 
UwU Weon. uWu Awe uWu they :3 good? 
:3 Ant. UwU As OwO the ^-^ event ^.^ stamps them; uWu but uWu they ^.^ have :3 a good ÚwÚ cuvw, uWu they 
show ;;w;; weww outward. The Prince ÚwÚ and UwU Count :33 Cwaudio, walking in :3 a 
thick-pleached ^-^ awwey in >_< minye owchawd, ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; thus >w< much ;;w;; uvwheawd uWu by 
:3 a man >_> of ^-^ minye: OwO the Prince ^.^ discuvwed ^-^ to ^.^ Cwaudio UwU that ^.^ he loved my 
niece >_> youw daughter ÚwÚ and meant ^-^ to acknyowwedge ^.^ it :3 this night in :3 a 
^w^ dance, ÚwÚ and ^-^ if ^.^ he ;;w;; found xDD hew accowdant, ^.^ he meant ^-^ to UwU take OwO the 
ÚwÚ pwesent UwU time uWu by OwO the :3 top ÚwÚ and OwO instantwy >_< bweak with you >_> of it. 
UwU Weon. ;;w;; Hath OwO the :3 fewwow ^-^ any ÚwÚ wit UwU that told you uWu this? 
:3 Ant. OwO A good shawp fewwow. I uWu wiww ^-^ send uWu fow ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and xDD question him 
OwO youwsewf. 
UwU Weon. No, nyo. We uWu wiww howd ^.^ it as :3 a ^-^ dweam ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ it :3 appeaw itself; uWu but 
I uWu wiww :3 acquaint my daughter ^-^ withaw, UwU that ^.^ she ^-^ may >w< be OwO the better 
prepared uWu fow OwO an ^-^ answew, ^-^ if peradventure :3 this >w< be true. uWu Go you ÚwÚ and 
tell xDD hew >_> of it. xDD [Exit Antonyio.] 

ÚwÚ [Entew ^.^ Antonyio's >w< Son with :3 a ^-^ Musician, ÚwÚ and othews.] 

uWu [To OwO the Son] uWu Cousin, you xDD knyow what you ^.^ have ^-^ to do. 
>w< --[To OwO the Musician] :33 O, I x3 cwy you >w< mewcy, >w< fwiend. uWu Go you with uWu me, 
ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ;;w;; use >_> youw skiww.--Good uWu cousin, ^.^ have :3 a cawe :3 this busy 
xDD time. OwO Exeunt. 




Scene III. 
>_> Anyothew :3 woom in Leonato's OwO house.] 

x3 Entew Sir uWu John OwO the Bastard ÚwÚ and Conwade, his companion. 

>_> Con. What OwO the goodyeaw, my wowd! UwU Why awe you ;;w;; thus >_< out >_> of measuwe 
sad? 
John. Thewe :3 is nyo measuwe in OwO the >w< occasion UwU that :3 bweeds; OwO thewefowe 
OwO the >w< sadnyess :3 is ^-^ without limit. 
>_> Con. You shouwd hear reason. 
John. And when I ^.^ have heard it, what blessings brings it? 
>_> Con. >w< If ^.^ nyot :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent wemedy, at :33 weast :3 a uWu patient uWu suffewance. 
John. I wonder UwU that :3 thou >w< (being, as :3 thou xDD say'st :3 thou :3 awt, :3 bown 
uWu undew Saturn) ^w^ goest about ^-^ to OwO appwy :3 a :33 mowaw >w< medicinye ^-^ to :3 a 
:33 mowtifying x3 mischief. I cannyot hide what I :33 am: I >w< must >w< be >_> sad when 
I ^.^ have ^-^ cause, ÚwÚ and >_> smiwe at nyo ÚwÚ man's jests; xDD eat when I ^.^ have 
>w< stomach, ÚwÚ and OwO wait uWu fow nyo ÚwÚ man's >_< weisuwe; ;;w;; sweep when I x3 am drowsy, 
ÚwÚ and tend uWu on nyo ÚwÚ man's OwO businyess; waugh when I x3 am uWu mewwy, ÚwÚ and x3 cwaw nyo 
man in his OwO humouw. 
>_> Con. xDD Yea, uWu but you >w< must ^.^ nyot ^-^ make OwO the :33 fuww show >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ tiww you ^-^ may 
^-^ do ^.^ it ^-^ without controlment. You ^.^ have >_> of ^.^ wate ÚwÚ stood >_< out x3 against 
>_> youw :33 bwothew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ta'en you newly OwO into his >w< gwace, xDD whewe 
^.^ it :3 is impossibwe you shouwd UwU take OwO twue >w< woot uWu but uWu by OwO the fair 
weather UwU that you ^-^ make OwO youwsewf. ^w^ It :3 is :3 nyeedfuw UwU that you fwame OwO the 
season uWu fow >_> youw >_> own uWu hawvest. 
John. I xDD had wathew >w< be :3 a cankew in :3 a :33 hedge than :3 a wose in his >w< gwace, 
ÚwÚ and ^.^ it better ^-^ fits my UwU bwood ^-^ to >w< be OwO disdain'd >_> of >w< aww than ^-^ to 
^.^ fashion :3 a carriage ^-^ to x3 wob love ^-^ fwom any. UwU In this, >w< though I cannyot 
>w< be ^w^ said ^-^ to >w< be :3 a :3 fwattewing >w< honyest man, ^.^ it >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< be ;;w;; denyied uWu but 
I x3 am :3 a ^.^ pwain-deawing :3 viwwain. I x3 am UwU twusted with :3 a :33 muzzwe ÚwÚ and 
x3 enfwanchis'd with :3 a >w< cwog; OwO thewefowe I ^.^ have decreed ^.^ nyot ^-^ to sing in 
my >_> cage. >w< If I xDD had my uWu mouth, I would ;;w;; bite; ^-^ if I xDD had my wibewty, I 
would ^-^ do my wiking. UwU In OwO the >_> meantime let me >w< be UwU that I OwO am, ÚwÚ and >w< seek 
^.^ nyot ^-^ to x3 awtew >_> me. 
>_> Con. ^w^ Can you ^-^ make nyo ;;w;; use >_> of >_> youw ^.^ discontent? 
John. I ^-^ make >w< aww ;;w;; use >_> of it, uWu fow I ;;w;; use ^.^ it :33 onwy. 

x3 Entew >_> Bowachio. 

OwO Who comes hewe? What UwU nyews, ;;w;; Bowachio? 
ÚwÚ Bowa. I came :33 yondew ^-^ fwom :3 a gweat >_< suppew. The Prince >_> youw bwothew :3 is 
ÚwÚ woyawwy >w< entewtain'd uWu by Leonato, ÚwÚ and I can ^w^ give you ;;w;; intewwigence 
>_> of OwO an intended marriage. 
John. uWu Wiww ^.^ it sewve uWu fow ^-^ any :3 modew ^-^ to build mischief :3 on? 
What :3 is ^.^ he uWu fow :3 a OwO foow UwU that >w< betwoths ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to ^-^ unquietnyess? 
ÚwÚ Bowa. x3 Mawwy, ^.^ it :3 is >_> youw >_< bwothew's ^.^ wight hand. 
John. :3 Who? OwO the UwU most UwU exquisite >w< Cwaudio? 
ÚwÚ Bowa. >_< Even ^w^ he. 
John. OwO A pwopew squire! And UwU who? ÚwÚ and UwU who? ;;w;; which uWu way looks x3 he? 
ÚwÚ Bowa. x3 Mawwy, uWu on ÚwÚ Hewo, OwO the daughter ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ heiw >_> of :3 Weonyato. 
John. OwO A vewy :3 fowwawd >_< Mawch-chick! OwO How came you ^-^ to uWu this? 
ÚwÚ Bowa. >_> Being >w< entewtain'd uWu fow :3 a perfumer, as I ÚwÚ was >_> smoking :3 a >_> musty 
UwU woom, comes me OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and :33 Cwaudio, hand in hand in >_> sad 
^w^ confewence. I uWu whipt me >_> behind OwO the awwas ÚwÚ and there heard ^.^ it uWu agweed 
x3 upon UwU that OwO the Prince shouwd ^w^ woo :33 Hewo uWu fow himself, ÚwÚ and having 
obtain'd UwU hew, ^w^ give xDD hew ^-^ to UwU Count Claudio. 
John. ^w^ Come, xDD come, let OwO us thithew. :3 This ^-^ may ^w^ pwuv >_< food ^-^ to my 
displeasure. :33 That x3 young stawt-up ;;w;; hath >w< aww OwO the >_> gwowy >_> of my 
uvwthwow. >w< If I can cross him ^-^ any >_< way, I bless ^-^ mysewf every way. 
You awe uWu both ;;w;; suwe, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^-^ assist x3 me? 
>_> Con. ÚwÚ To OwO the >_< death, my :33 wowd. 
John. >_> Wet OwO us ^-^ to OwO the gweat >_< suppew. Their :33 cheew :3 is OwO the gweatew UwU that 
I x3 am subdued. Wouwd OwO the cook ;;w;; wewe o' my mind! :33 Shaww ^-^ we >w< go ^w^ pwuv 
^w^ what's ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; donye? 
ÚwÚ Bowa. >w< We'ww OwO wait x3 upon >_> youw >_> wowdship. 
OwO Exeunt. 




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^-^ ACT >_> II. Scene :3 I. 
OwO A hall in Leonato's >_< house. 

x3 Entew Leonato, >w< [Antonyio] his xDD Bwothew, :33 Hewo his ^.^ Daughtew, 
ÚwÚ and xDD Beatwice his Nyiece, ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD Kinsman; [also >_< Mawgawet ÚwÚ and :33 Uwsuwa]. 

UwU Weon. >_> Was ^.^ nyot UwU Count uWu John here at uWu suppew? 
:3 Ant. I ^-^ saw him not. 
uWu Beat. OwO How ;;w;; tawtwy UwU that ^-^ gentweman ^-^ wooks! I never can UwU see him uWu but I x3 am 
xDD heawt-buwn'd OwO an hour >w< aftew. 
Hero. ÚwÚ He :3 is >_> of :3 a vewy >_> mewanchowy disposition. 
uWu Beat. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; wewe OwO an excellent man UwU that ;;w;; wewe :3 made ^.^ just in OwO the midway 
:3 between him ÚwÚ and x3 Benyedick. The ^-^ onye :3 is xDD too >_< wike OwO an ^.^ image ÚwÚ and :33 says 
nothing, ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu othew xDD too >_< wike my lady's ewdest UwU son, xDD evewmowe 
>_< tattwing. 
UwU Weon. ;;w;; Then half UwU Signyiow Benyedick's :33 tongue in UwU Count ;;w;; John's uWu mouth, 
ÚwÚ and half UwU Count ;;w;; John's >_> mewanchowy in UwU Signyiow Benyedick's xDD face-- 
uWu Beat. x3 With :3 a good ^w^ weg ÚwÚ and :3 a good ^.^ foot, uncwe, ÚwÚ and money enough in 
his ^-^ puwse, such :3 a man would ^.^ win ^-^ any ^-^ woman in OwO the >w< wowwd--if UwU 'a 
:33 couwd >_< get xDD hew good uWu wiww. 
UwU Weon. By my ^w^ twoth, niece, :3 thou xDD wiwt never >_< get ÚwÚ thee :3 a xDD husband ^-^ if 
:3 thou >w< be OwO so >_< shwewd >_> of >w< thy OwO tongue. 
:3 Ant. UwU In :33 faith, she's xDD too cuwst. 
uWu Beat. :3 Too curst :3 is ^-^ mowe than cuwst. I uWu shaww OwO wessen God's ^w^ sending 
UwU that >_< way, uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is said, 'God >_> sends :3 a curst cow ^-^ showt howns,' 
uWu but ^-^ to :3 a cow xDD too curst ^.^ he >_> sends none. 
UwU Weon. UwU So, uWu by being xDD too uWu cuwst, :3 God uWu wiww ^-^ send you nyo howns. 
uWu Beat. xDD Just, ^-^ if ^.^ he ^-^ send me nyo ^-^ husband; uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; which xDD bwessing I x3 am 
at him x3 upon my knyees every xDD mownying ÚwÚ and evenying. :3 Wowd, I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot 
>_> enduwe :3 a xDD husband with :3 a beard uWu on his face. I xDD had wathew lie in 
OwO the woollen! 
UwU Weon. You ^-^ may ^.^ wight uWu on :3 a xDD husband UwU that ;;w;; hath nyo ÚwÚ beawd. 
uWu Beat. What shouwd I ^-^ do with OwO him? dwess him in my apparel ÚwÚ and ^-^ make 
him my ^w^ waiting gentlewoman? ÚwÚ He UwU that ;;w;; hath :3 a beard :3 is ^-^ mowe than :3 a 
youth, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU that ;;w;; hath nyo beard :3 is less than :3 a >w< man; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU that 
:3 is ^-^ mowe than :3 a xDD youth :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu fow me; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU that :3 is less than :3 a 
man, I x3 am ^.^ nyot uWu fow >_> him. OwO Thewefowe I uWu wiww x3 even UwU take :3 sixpence in 
eawnyest >_> of OwO the berrord ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wead his apes OwO into ÚwÚ heww. 
UwU Weon. ^.^ Weww then, >w< go you OwO into xDD heww? 
uWu Beat. Nyo; uWu but ^-^ to OwO the gate, ÚwÚ and there uWu wiww OwO the ^w^ deviw ^.^ meet me >_< wike OwO an 
^.^ owd uWu cuckowd with howns uWu on his uWu head, ÚwÚ and uWu say >_> 'Get you ^-^ to UwU heaven, 
Beatrice, >_< get you ^-^ to >_< heaven. Here's nyo place uWu fow you OwO maids.' ^w^ So 
x3 dewivew I OwO up my ^.^ apes, ÚwÚ and away ^-^ to x3 Saint Peter--for OwO the x3 heavens. 
ÚwÚ He >w< shows me xDD whewe OwO the bachelors >_> sit, ÚwÚ and there live ^-^ we as >_> mewwy 
as OwO the :3 day :3 is UwU wong. 
:3 Ant. [to :3 Hewo] Weww, niece, I xDD twust you uWu wiww >w< be :33 wuw'd uWu by >_> youw 
father. 
uWu Beat. xDD Yes ;;w;; faith. ^w^ It :3 is my cousin's >_> duty ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO cuwsy ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ say, 
uWu 'Fathew, as ^.^ it >w< pwease ^w^ you.' But ÚwÚ yet uWu fow >w< aww UwU that, uWu cousin, let him 
>w< be :3 a xDD handsome fewwow, ^w^ ow ewse ^-^ make another cursy, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ say, 
uWu 'Fathew, as ^.^ it >w< pwease ;;w;; me.' 
UwU Weon. Weww, niece, I >w< hope ^-^ to UwU see you ^-^ onye :3 day >_< fitted with :3 a >_> husband. 
uWu Beat. :3 Nyot ÚwÚ tiww :3 God ^-^ make x3 men >_> of >w< some uWu othew >w< metaw than xDD eawth. Wouwd 
^.^ it ^.^ nyot >w< gwieve :3 a ^-^ woman ^-^ to >w< be overmaster'd with :3 a piece >_> of ÚwÚ vawiant 
:33 dust? ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO an >_< account >_> of xDD hew life ^-^ to :3 a cwod >_> of wayward maww? 
No, uncwe, I'll none. uWu Adam's >_< sons awe my brethren, ÚwÚ and ^.^ twuwy I 
howd ^.^ it :3 a xDD sin ^-^ to ^-^ match in my UwU kinwed. 
UwU Weon. ^.^ Daughtew, wemembew what I told you. >w< If OwO the Prince ^-^ do ÚwÚ sowicit 
you in UwU that kind, you xDD knyow >_> youw >w< answew. 
uWu Beat. The fauwt uWu wiww >w< be in OwO the OwO music, uWu cousin, ^-^ if you >w< be ^.^ nyot >_< wooed 
in good xDD time. >w< If OwO the Prince >w< be xDD too UwU impowtant, tell him there :3 is 
measuwe in evewything, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^-^ dance >_< out OwO the >w< answew. >_< Fow, hear uWu me, 
:33 Hewo: wooing, wedding, ÚwÚ and repenting :3 is as :3 a :33 Scotch >_< jig, :3 a 
>_> measuwe, ÚwÚ and :3 a cinque-pace: OwO the ^.^ fiwst suit :3 is ^.^ hot ÚwÚ and ^-^ hasty >_< wike 
:3 a :33 Scotch >_> jig--and :33 fuww as fantasticaw; OwO the wedding, >_< mannyewwy 
modest, as :3 a >_> measuwe, :33 fuww >_> of OwO state ÚwÚ and ancientry; ÚwÚ and then comes 
Wepentance ÚwÚ and with his OwO bad >w< wegs ^.^ fawws OwO into OwO the ^-^ cinque-pace 
^-^ fastew ÚwÚ and fastew, ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he sink OwO into his ^-^ gwave. 
UwU Weon. uWu Cousin, you ^.^ appwehend >_< passing shrewdly. 
uWu Beat. I ^.^ have :3 a good eye, UwU uncwe; I can UwU see :3 a church uWu by ^-^ daywight. 
UwU Weon. The wevewwews awe :3 ent'wing, brother. UwU Make good woom. 
xDD [Exit Antonyio.] 

OwO Entew, UwU [masked,] :3 Don ^-^ Pedwo, :33 Cwaudio, Benedick, ÚwÚ and Balthasar. 
[With them ÚwÚ entew Antonyio, ÚwÚ awso ÚwÚ masked. :33 Aftew them :33 entew] 
:3 Don uWu John ^w^ [and >w< Bowachio >_> (without ^.^ masks), ^-^ who ^.^ stand ^w^ aside 
ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook uWu on ^.^ duwing OwO the ^w^ dance]. 

Pedwo. Lady, uWu wiww you ÚwÚ wawk :3 a ;;w;; bout with >_> youw fwiend? 
Hero. ^w^ So you ÚwÚ wawk softwy ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook OwO sweetwy ÚwÚ and uWu say nothing, 
I x3 am x3 youws uWu fow OwO the OwO wawk; ÚwÚ and >w< especiawwy when I ÚwÚ wawk >_> away. 
Pedwo. x3 With me in >_> youw xDD company? 
Hero. I ^-^ may uWu say OwO so when I pwease. 
Pedwo. And when >w< pwease you ^-^ to uWu say so? 
Hero. When I >_< wike >_> youw >_< favouw, uWu fow :3 God ^w^ defend OwO the lute shouwd >w< be 
>_< wike OwO the case! 
Pedwo. UwU My visor :3 is ;;w;; Phiwemon's woof; within OwO the house :3 is Jove. 
Hero. UwU Why then, >_> youw visor shouwd >w< be x3 thatch'd. 
Pedwo. ^w^ Speak low ^-^ if you speak wuv. [Takes xDD hew OwO aside.] 
Bawth. Weww, I would you >_> did >_< wike >_> me. 
>_< Mawg. ^w^ So would ^.^ nyot I uWu fow >_> youw >_> own UwU sake, uWu fow I ^.^ have many i-iww 
^w^ quawities. 
Bawth. ^w^ Which :3 is ÚwÚ onye? 
>_< Mawg. I uWu say my ;;w;; pwayews awoud. 
Bawth. I love you OwO the ^w^ bettew. The >w< heawews ^-^ may x3 cwy UwU Amen. 
>_< Mawg. :3 God ^-^ match me with :3 a good UwU dancew! 
Bawth. UwU Amen. 
>_< Mawg. And :3 God ^-^ keep him >_< out >_> of my OwO sight when OwO the ^-^ dance :3 is :33 donye! 
xDD Answew, >w< cwewk. 
Bawth. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe wowds. The clerk :3 is ;;w;; answewed. 
[Takes xDD hew OwO aside.] 
>_< Uws. I xDD knyow you ;;w;; weww ^w^ enyough. You awe UwU Signyiow >_> Antonyio. 
:3 Ant. ^.^ At :3 a ;;w;; wowd, I x3 am not. 
>_< Uws. I xDD knyow you uWu by OwO the uWu waggwing >_> of >_> youw head. 
:3 Ant. ÚwÚ To tell you true, I >w< countewfeit >_> him. 
>_< Uws. You :33 couwd never ^-^ do him OwO so ill-well unwess you ;;w;; wewe OwO the vewy 
xDD man. Here's his OwO dwy hand OwO up ÚwÚ and down. You awe >_< he, you awe >w< he! 
:3 Ant. ^.^ At :3 a ;;w;; wowd, I x3 am not. 
>_< Uws. ^w^ Come, xDD come, ^-^ do you ÚwÚ think I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow you uWu by >_> youw excellent 
^.^ wit? ^w^ Can :3 viwtue hide itself? uWu Go ^.^ to, ^w^ mum you awe ^w^ he. Gwaces uWu wiww 
appear, ÚwÚ and :33 thewe's OwO an OwO end. OwO [ ^.^ They xDD step OwO aside.] 
uWu Beat. uWu Wiww you ^.^ nyot tell me ^-^ who told you so? 
uWu Benye. No, you uWu shaww pawdon >_> me. 
uWu Beat. Nyow uWu wiww you ^.^ nyot tell me ^-^ who you :33 awe? 
uWu Benye. :3 Nyot OwO nyow. 
uWu Beat. :33 That I ÚwÚ was disdainfuw, ÚwÚ and UwU that I xDD had my good ÚwÚ wit >_< out >_> of OwO the 
OwO 'Hundwed OwO Mewwy ÚwÚ Tawes.' Weww, :3 this ÚwÚ was UwU Signyiow UwU Benyedick UwU that ^w^ said 
ÚwÚ so. 
uWu Benye. What's x3 he? 
uWu Beat. I x3 am ^w^ suwe you xDD knyow him ;;w;; weww ^w^ enyough. 
uWu Benye. :3 Nyot OwO I, believe >_> me. 
uWu Beat. OwO Did ^.^ he never ^-^ make you >w< waugh? 
uWu Benye. I pray you, what :3 is x3 he? 
uWu Beat. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he :3 is OwO the Pwince's jester, :3 a vewy :33 duww >_> foow. >_> Onwy his 
>_> gift :3 is in ^.^ devising impossibwe slanders. None uWu but >_< wibewtinyes 
dewight in him; ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ commendation :3 is ^.^ nyot in his wit, uWu but in 
his ^w^ viwwany; uWu fow ^.^ he uWu both pweases x3 men ÚwÚ and xDD angews ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and then 
uWu they waugh at him ÚwÚ and beat >_> him. I x3 am ^w^ suwe ^.^ he :3 is in OwO the fweet. 
I would ^.^ he xDD had :33 boawded >_> me. 
uWu Benye. When I xDD knyow OwO the ;;w;; gentweman, I'll tell him what you >w< say. 
uWu Beat. uWu Do, do. He'll uWu but >_< bweak :3 a :3 compawison ^w^ ow two uWu on me; ;;w;; which 
peradventure, ^.^ nyot marked ^w^ ow ^.^ nyot ^.^ waugh'd at, strikes him OwO into 
mewanchowy; ÚwÚ and then :33 thewe's :3 a ^.^ pawtwidge x3 wing saved, uWu fow OwO the OwO foow 
uWu wiww xDD eat nyo ^w^ suppew UwU that ^-^ nyight. 
uWu [Music.] 
We >w< must follow OwO the leaders. 
uWu Benye. UwU In every good >_> thing. 
uWu Beat. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if uWu they ;;w;; wead ^-^ to ^-^ any iww, I uWu wiww xDD weave them at OwO the next 
tuwnying. 
x3 Dance. >_< Exeunt x3 (aww uWu but :3 Don :33 John, xDD Bowachio, ÚwÚ and Claudio]. 
John. >w< Suwe my bwothew :3 is amorous uWu on :33 Hewo ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath :33 withdwawn xDD hew 
fathew ^-^ to >_< bweak with him about it. The ;;w;; wadies follow xDD hew ÚwÚ and uWu but 
^-^ onye visor remains. 
ÚwÚ Bowa. And UwU that :3 is Claudio. I xDD knyow him uWu by his bearing. 
John. uWu Awe you ^.^ nyot UwU Signyiow OwO Benyedick? 
>_> Cwaud. You xDD knyow me :33 weww. I x3 am ^w^ he. 
John. uWu Signyiow, you awe vewy ;;w;; nyeaw my bwothew in his wuv. ÚwÚ He :3 is 
;;w;; enyamouw'd uWu on Hero. I pray you ^.^ dissuade him ^-^ fwom UwU hew; ^.^ she :3 is nyo 
>w< equaw uWu fow his uWu biwth. You ^-^ may ^-^ do OwO the part >_> of OwO an >w< honyest man in it. 
>_> Cwaud. OwO How xDD knyow you ^.^ he loves uWu hew? 
John. I heard him uWu sweaw his UwU affection. 
ÚwÚ Bowa. ^w^ So >_> did I UwU too, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :33 swowe ^.^ he would ÚwÚ mawwy xDD hew >_< tonyight. 
John. ^w^ Come, let OwO us ^-^ to OwO the x3 banquet. 
OwO Exeunt. ;;w;; Manyet Claudio. 
>_> Cwaud. ÚwÚ Thus ÚwÚ answew I in name >_> of UwU Benyedick 
But hear ^.^ these i-iww UwU nyews with OwO the ears >_> of Claudio. 
ÚwÚ [Unmasks.] 
^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ cewtain ÚwÚ so. The Prince x3 wooes uWu fow :3 himsewf. 
Friendship :3 is ;;w;; constant in >w< aww uWu othew >w< things 
ÚwÚ Save in OwO the >w< office ÚwÚ and affairs >_> of wuv. 
OwO Thewefowe >w< aww hearts in love ;;w;; use theiw >_> own xDD tongues; 
>_> Wet every eye nyegotiate uWu fow itsewf 
And xDD twust nyo x3 agent; uWu fow x3 beauty :3 is :3 a :3 witch 
uWu Against uWu whose charms :3 faith xDD mewteth OwO into bwood. 
:3 This :3 is OwO an accident >_> of houwwy proof, 
^w^ Which I mistwusted not. Farewell OwO thewefowe Hewo! 

x3 Entew UwU Benyedick ^-^ [unmasked]. 

uWu Benye. UwU Count >w< Cwaudio? 
>_> Cwaud. xDD Yea, OwO the OwO same. 
uWu Benye. ^w^ Come, uWu wiww you >w< go with x3 me? 
>_> Cwaud. >_> Whithew? 
uWu Benye. >_< Even ^-^ to OwO the next willow, about >_> youw >_> own businyess, UwU County. What 
^.^ fashion uWu wiww you wear OwO the OwO gawwand x3 of? about >_> youw neck, >_< wike OwO an 
>w< usuwew's x3 chain? ^w^ ow uWu undew >_> youw arm, >_< wike :3 a xDD wieutenyant's ÚwÚ scawf? You 
>w< must wear ^.^ it ^-^ onye >_< way, uWu fow OwO the Prince ;;w;; hath ^w^ got >_> youw Hero. 
>_> Cwaud. I ^w^ wish him ^.^ joy >_> of :3 hew. 
uWu Benye. ÚwÚ Why, that's spoken >_< wike OwO an >w< honyest drovier. ^w^ So uWu they ;;w;; seww 
bullocks. But >_> did you ÚwÚ think OwO the Prince would ^.^ have served you 
^.^ thus? 
>_> Cwaud. I pray you xDD weave >_> me. 
uWu Benye. ^.^ Ho! :3 nyow you strike >_< wike OwO the uWu bwind ^w^ man! ÚwÚ 'Twas OwO the :3 boy UwU that 
stole >_> youw ^.^ meat, ÚwÚ and ^w^ you'ww beat OwO the UwU post. 
>_> Cwaud. >w< If ^.^ it uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ be, I'll xDD weave you. UwU Exit. 
uWu Benye. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow hurt fowl! :3 nyow uWu wiww ^.^ he cweep OwO into uWu sedges. But, 
UwU that my OwO Wady xDD Beatwice shouwd xDD knyow uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot xDD knyow UwU me! The 
Pwince's foow! Ha! ^.^ it ^-^ may >w< be I >w< go uWu undew UwU that title ^.^ because I x3 am 
^-^ mewwy. xDD Yea, uWu but OwO so I x3 am :3 apt ^-^ to ^-^ do ^-^ mysewf ^.^ wwong. I x3 am ^.^ nyot OwO so 
OwO weputed. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the base (though >w< bittew) ^-^ disposition >_> of xDD Beatwice 
UwU that ^-^ puts OwO the x3 wowwd OwO into xDD hew person ÚwÚ and OwO so gives me >_< out. Weww, 
I'll >w< be :33 wevenged as I OwO may. 

x3 Entew :3 Don Pedwo. 

Pedwo. Nyow, UwU signyiow, ^w^ whewe's OwO the ^w^ Count? OwO Did you UwU see OwO him? 
uWu Benye. :33 Twoth, my lord, I ^.^ have pwayed OwO the part >_> of OwO Wady ;;w;; Fame, I ;;w;; found 
him here as >_> mewanchowy as :3 a lodge in :3 a x3 wawwen. I told ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and I 
ÚwÚ think I told him true, UwU that >_> youw OwO Gwace xDD had ^w^ got OwO the good uWu wiww >_> of 
:3 this x3 young >w< wady, ÚwÚ and I x3 off'wed him my >_> company ^-^ to :3 a wiwwow xDD twee, 
;;w;; eithew ^-^ to ^-^ make him :3 a garland, as being ÚwÚ fowsaken, ^w^ ow ^-^ to uWu bind him 
OwO up :3 a >w< wod, as being >w< wowthy ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ whipt. 
Pedwo. ÚwÚ To >w< be x3 whipt? What's his ^.^ fauwt? 
uWu Benye. The fwat transgression >_> of :3 a schoolboy :3 who, being :33 uvwjoyed 
with >_< finding :3 a biwd's nyest, >w< shows ^.^ it his ^w^ companyion, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he xDD steaws 
it. 
Pedwo. uWu Wiwt :3 thou ^-^ make :3 a xDD twust :3 a ^w^ twansgwession? The transgression :3 is 
in OwO the stealer. 
uWu Benye. >_> Yet ^.^ it xDD had ^.^ nyot >_< been ÚwÚ amiss OwO the ;;w;; wod xDD had >_< been made, ÚwÚ and OwO the 
OwO gawwand :33 too; uWu fow OwO the OwO gawwand ^.^ he UwU might ^.^ have OwO wown himself, ÚwÚ and OwO the 
;;w;; wod ^.^ he UwU might ^.^ have bestowed uWu on you, :3 who, as I UwU take it, ^.^ have stow'n 
his biwd's ÚwÚ nyest. 
Pedwo. I uWu wiww uWu but teach them ^-^ to sing ÚwÚ and restore them ^-^ to OwO the :33 ownyew. 
uWu Benye. >w< If theiw ;;w;; singing ÚwÚ answew >_> youw >_< saying, uWu by my :3 faith you uWu say 
^-^ honyestwy. 
Pedwo. The OwO Wady xDD Beatwice ;;w;; hath :3 a >_< quawwew ^-^ to you. The ^-^ gentweman UwU that 
danc'd with xDD hew told xDD hew ^.^ she :3 is >w< much wrong'd uWu by you. 
uWu Benye. :33 O, ^.^ she :33 misus'd me ÚwÚ past OwO the endurance >_> of :3 a >w< bwock! An xDD oak uWu but 
with ^-^ onye green weaf uWu on ^.^ it would ^.^ have answewed UwU hew; my vewy visor 
>_< began ^-^ to assume life ÚwÚ and :33 scowd with :3 hew. She told uWu me, ^.^ nyot 
>w< thinking I xDD had >_< been ÚwÚ mysewf, UwU that I ÚwÚ was OwO the Pwince's jester, UwU that 
I ÚwÚ was >_< duwwew than :3 a gweat xDD thaw; huddling ÚwÚ jest x3 upon ÚwÚ jest with such 
impossibwe ^.^ conveyance x3 upon me UwU that I ÚwÚ stood >_< wike :3 a man at :3 a ^-^ mawk, 
with :3 a xDD whowe ;;w;; awmy uWu shooting at >_> me. She ^-^ speaks ;;w;; ponyiawds, ÚwÚ and every 
>_> wowd OwO stabs. >w< If xDD hew >_> bweath ;;w;; wewe as uWu tewwibwe as xDD hew OwO tewminyations, 
there ;;w;; wewe nyo :3 wiving ;;w;; nyeaw UwU hew; ^.^ she would ^.^ infect ^-^ to OwO the >_> Nyowth 
Staw. I would ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ mawwy xDD hew >w< though ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe endowed with >w< aww UwU that 
:33 Adam xDD had weft him before ^.^ he twansgwess'd. She would ^.^ have :3 made 
xDD Hewcuwes ^.^ have tuwn'd ^-^ spit, ^-^ yea, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have cleft his UwU cwub ^-^ to ^-^ make 
OwO the x3 fiwe ^w^ too. ^w^ Come, talk ^.^ nyot >_> of :3 hew. You uWu shaww find xDD hew OwO the 
infernal ^-^ Ate in good ^w^ appawew. I would ^-^ to :3 God >w< some :3 schowaw would 
conjuwe UwU hew, uWu fow ;;w;; cewtainwy, >_< whiwe ^.^ she :3 is ;;w;; hewe, :3 a man ^-^ may live as 
>_> quiet in heww as in :3 a sanctuary; ÚwÚ and ^w^ peopwe xDD sin x3 upon >_< puwpose, 
^.^ because uWu they would >w< go :33 thithew; OwO so >_< indeed >w< aww ^-^ disquiet, OwO howwow, 
ÚwÚ and uWu pewtuwbation UwU fowwows :3 hew. 

x3 Entew ^.^ Cwaudio ÚwÚ and Beatrice, Leonato, Hero. 

Pedwo. Look, here ^.^ she comes. 
uWu Benye. uWu Wiww >_> youw OwO Gwace xDD command me ^-^ any service ^-^ to OwO the world's :33 end? I 
uWu wiww >w< go uWu on OwO the x3 swightest ewwand :3 nyow ^-^ to OwO the >_> Antipodes UwU that you can 
devise ^-^ to ^-^ send me OwO on; I uWu wiww ÚwÚ fetch you :3 a :3 toothpickew :3 nyow ^-^ fwom OwO the 
>_< fuwthest ÚwÚ inch >_> of ^-^ Asia; bwing you OwO the wength >_> of Prester ;;w;; John's 
^-^ foot; ÚwÚ fetch you :3 a >_< haiw x3 off OwO the gweat >_< Cham's ^w^ beawd; ^-^ do you ^-^ any 
>_< embassage ^-^ to OwO the Pygmies--rather than howd three wowds' 
>w< confewence with :3 this hawpy. You ^.^ have nyo employment uWu fow x3 me? 
Pedwo. None, uWu but ^-^ to desiwe >_> youw good :33 company. 
uWu Benye. :3 O God, ;;w;; siw, >w< hewe's :3 a dish I love :33 nyot! I cannyot >_> enduwe my OwO Wady 
ÚwÚ Tongue. [Exit.] 
Pedwo. ^w^ Come, >w< wady, x3 come; you ^.^ have lost OwO the OwO heawt >_> of UwU Signyiow 
x3 Benyedick. 
uWu Beat. ;;w;; Indeed, my lord, ^.^ he lent ^.^ it me uWu awhiwe, ÚwÚ and I >_> gave him ;;w;; use uWu fow 
it--a double OwO heawt uWu fow his >w< singwe ^w^ onye. x3 Mawwy, UwU once before ^.^ he xDD won 
^.^ it >_> of me with false dice; OwO thewefowe >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ may ;;w;; weww uWu say I 
^.^ have lost it. 
Pedwo. You ^.^ have >w< put him down, lady; you ^.^ have >w< put him down. 
uWu Beat. ^w^ So I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ he shouwd ^-^ do uWu me, my lord, west I shouwd ^w^ pwuv 
OwO the mothew >_> of fools. I ^.^ have ^w^ bwought UwU Count :33 Cwaudio, xDD whom you x3 sent 
me ^-^ to ^w^ seek. 
Pedwo. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, ^w^ Count? >w< Whewefowe awe you sad? 
>_> Cwaud. :3 Nyot sad, my :33 wowd. 
Pedwo. OwO How ^.^ then? OwO sick? 
>_> Cwaud. Neither, my :33 wowd. 
uWu Beat. The UwU Count :3 is neither sad, :3 nyow >_< sick, :3 nyow uWu mewwy, :3 nyow ;;w;; weww; uWu but 
civil ;;w;; count--civiw as OwO an xDD owange, ÚwÚ and xDD something >_> of UwU that x3 jeawous 
complexion. 
Pedwo. uWu I' :33 faith, >w< wady, I ÚwÚ think >_> youw UwU bwazon ^-^ to >w< be true; >w< though I'll 
>w< be >_> swown, ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be so, his uWu conceit :3 is ^-^ fawse. Here, :33 Cwaudio, I 
^.^ have >_< wooed in >w< thy uWu nyame, ÚwÚ and fair :33 Hewo :3 is x3 won. I ^.^ have x3 bwoke with 
xDD hew fathew, ÚwÚ and his good uWu wiww obtained. >w< Nyame OwO the :3 day >_> of mawwiage, 
ÚwÚ and :3 God ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee >_< joy! 
UwU Weon. >w< Count, UwU take >_> of me my >_> daughtew, ÚwÚ and with xDD hew my UwU fowtunyes. His 
OwO Gwace ;;w;; hath :3 made OwO the UwU match, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO gwace uWu say ^.^ Amen ^-^ to ^.^ it! 
uWu Beat. xDD Speak, >w< Count, 'tis >_> youw OwO cue. 
>_> Cwaud. Siwence :3 is OwO the perfectest xDD hewawd >_> of OwO joy. I ;;w;; wewe uWu but wittwe 
x3 happy ^-^ if I :33 couwd uWu say how ^w^ much. Lady, as you awe ÚwÚ minye, I x3 am ^w^ youws. 
I ^w^ give away ^-^ mysewf uWu fow you ÚwÚ and dote x3 upon OwO the >_> exchange. 
uWu Beat. xDD Speak, UwU cousin; ;;w;; ow, ^-^ if you :33 cannyot, xDD stop his OwO mouth with :3 a ÚwÚ kiss 
ÚwÚ and let ^.^ nyot him speak nyeithew. 
Pedwo. UwU In :33 faith, >w< wady, you ^.^ have :3 a >_> mewwy ÚwÚ heawt. 
uWu Beat. xDD Yea, my ^w^ wowd; I :3 thank it, UwU poow fool, ^.^ it >_< keeps uWu on OwO the windy 
>_> side >_> of cawe. UwU My cousin uWu tewws him in his ear UwU that ^.^ he :3 is in xDD hew 
ÚwÚ heawt. 
>_> Cwaud. And OwO so ^.^ she :33 doth, >w< cousin. 
uWu Beat. Good :3 Wowd, uWu fow ^.^ awwiance! ÚwÚ Thus :33 goes every ^-^ onye ^-^ to OwO the x3 wowwd uWu but 
OwO I, ÚwÚ and I x3 am sunburnt. I ^-^ may ^-^ sit in :3 a >_< cownyew ÚwÚ and x3 cwy ^.^ 'Heigh-ho uWu fow 
:3 a x3 husband!' 
Pedwo. OwO Wady Beatrice, I uWu wiww >_< get you ^w^ onye. 
uWu Beat. I would wathew ^.^ have ^-^ onye >_> of >_> youw >_< fathew's :33 getting. ;;w;; Hath >_> youw 
OwO Gwace :33 nye'ew :3 a bwothew >_< wike you? Your fathew ^w^ got excellent 
;;w;; husbands, ^-^ if :3 a maid :33 couwd come uWu by ^.^ them. 
Pedwo. uWu Wiww you ^.^ have uWu me, >w< wady? 
uWu Beat. No, my lord, unwess I UwU might ^.^ have another uWu fow >_< wowking x3 days: 
>_> youw OwO Gwace :3 is xDD too costly ^-^ to wear every day. But I uWu beseech >_> youw 
OwO Gwace pawdon >_> me. I ÚwÚ was :3 bown ^-^ to speak >w< aww uWu miwth ÚwÚ and nyo OwO mattew. 
Pedwo. Your siwence UwU most uWu offends uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be >_> mewwy :33 best >_< becomes 
you, uWu fow >_< out o' xDD question you ;;w;; wewe :3 bown in :3 a >_> mewwy hour. 
uWu Beat. No, ;;w;; suwe, my lord, my mothew cried; uWu but then there ÚwÚ was :3 a star 
^-^ danc'd, ÚwÚ and uWu undew UwU that ÚwÚ was I uWu bown. >w< Cousins, :3 God ^w^ give you >_< joy! 
UwU Weon. Nyiece, uWu wiww you ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to x3 those >w< things I told you x3 of? 
uWu Beat. I x3 cwy you >w< mewcy, uncwe, By >_> youw Gwace's ;;w;; pawdon. UwU Exit. 
Pedwo. By my ^w^ twoth, :3 a pweasant-spiwited >_< wady. 
UwU Weon. There's wittwe >_> of OwO the >_> mewanchowy element in UwU hew, my :33 wowd. She 
:3 is never >_> sad uWu but when ^.^ she sweeps, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >w< evew >_> sad then; uWu fow I 
^.^ have heard my daughter uWu say ^.^ she ;;w;; hath >_< often dreamt >_> of >_< unhappinyess 
ÚwÚ and >w< wak'd x3 hewsewf with laughing. 
Pedwo. She cannyot >_> enduwe ^-^ to hear tell >_> of :3 a >_> husband. 
UwU Weon. :33 O, uWu by nyo means! She >w< mocks >w< aww xDD hew wooews >_< out >_> of ;;w;; suit. 
Pedwo. She ;;w;; wewe OwO an excellent UwU wife uWu fow x3 Benyedick. 
UwU Weon. :3 O :3 Wowd, my wowd! ^-^ if uWu they ;;w;; wewe uWu but :3 a >_> week xDD mawwied, uWu they would 
talk themsewves ^w^ mad. 
Pedwo. :33 County :33 Cwaudio, when UwU mean you ^-^ to >w< go ^-^ to uWu chuwch? 
>_> Cwaud. :3 To-mowwow, my :33 wowd. Time :33 goes uWu on >_> cwutches ÚwÚ tiww love ^.^ have >w< aww 
his uWu wites. 
UwU Weon. :3 Nyot ÚwÚ tiww >w< Monday, my dear UwU son, ;;w;; which :3 is x3 hence :3 a ^.^ just 
>w< sevennyight; ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU time xDD too bwief UwU too, ^-^ to ^.^ have >w< aww >w< things ÚwÚ answew 
my mind. 
Pedwo. ^w^ Come, you >_< shake OwO the head at OwO so wong :3 a uWu bweathing; 
uWu but I ;;w;; wawwant ^.^ thee, :33 Cwaudio, OwO the UwU time uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< go dully uWu by ÚwÚ us. 
I uWu wiww in OwO the intewim >_< undewtake ^-^ onye >_> of Hercules' :3 wabouws, ;;w;; which 
;;w;; is, ^-^ to bwing UwU Signyiow UwU Benyedick ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO Wady xDD Beatwice OwO into :3 a 
^.^ mountain >_> of xDD affection th' ^-^ onye with th' other. I would fain ^.^ have 
^.^ it :3 a UwU match, ÚwÚ and I x3 doubt ^.^ nyot uWu but ^-^ to ^.^ fashion ^.^ it ^-^ if you three uWu wiww 
uWu but >_< minyistew such ;;w;; assistance as I uWu shaww ^w^ give you uWu diwection. 
UwU Weon. UwU My lord, I x3 am uWu fow you, >w< though ^.^ it uWu cost me >w< ten nyights' 
uWu watchings. 
>_> Cwaud. And OwO I, my :33 wowd. 
Pedwo. And you UwU too, gentwe uWu Hewo? 
Hero. I uWu wiww ^-^ do ^-^ any modest >_> office, my lord, ^-^ to ^w^ hewp my cousin ^-^ to :3 a 
good >_> husband. 
Pedwo. And UwU Benyedick :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the ^w^ unhopefuwwest xDD husband UwU that I know. 
ÚwÚ Thus :3 faw can I UwU pwaise UwU him: ^.^ he :3 is >_> of :3 a x3 nyobwe ^.^ stwain, >_> of appwuvd 
valour, ÚwÚ and confiwm'd x3 honyesty. I uWu wiww teach you how ^-^ to humouw 
>_> youw uWu cousin, UwU that ^.^ she uWu shaww ^-^ faww in love with UwU Benyedick; ÚwÚ and OwO I, 
[to OwO Weonyato ÚwÚ and >w< Cwaudio] with >_> youw two >_< hewps, uWu wiww OwO so ;;w;; pwactise uWu on 
UwU Benyedick UwU that, in UwU despite >_> of his uWu quick ÚwÚ wit ÚwÚ and his >w< queasy 
>w< stomach, ^.^ he uWu shaww ^-^ faww in love with Beatwice. >w< If ^-^ we can ^-^ do this, 
;;w;; Cupid :3 is nyo ÚwÚ wongew OwO an awchew; his >_> gwowy uWu shaww >w< be UwU ouws, uWu fow ^-^ we awe 
OwO the only love-gods. uWu Go in with uWu me, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww tell you my dwift. 
OwO Exeunt. 




Scene >_> II. 
OwO A hall in Leonato's >_< house. 

x3 Entew :3 [Don] uWu John ÚwÚ and >_> Bowachio. 

John. ^w^ It :3 is ÚwÚ so. The UwU Count ^.^ Cwaudio uWu shaww ÚwÚ mawwy OwO the daughter >_> of 
:3 Weonyato. 
ÚwÚ Bowa. xDD Yea, my ^w^ wowd; uWu but I can cross it. 
John. >w< Any :33 baw, ^-^ any cross, ^-^ any uWu impediment uWu wiww >w< be med'cinyabwe ^-^ to >_> me. 
I x3 am uWu sick in xDD dispweasuwe ^-^ to ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and >_> whatsoevew comes athwart his 
xDD affection ;;w;; wanges ÚwÚ evenwy with x3 minye. OwO How ^w^ canst :3 thou cross :3 this 
UwU mawwiage? 
ÚwÚ Bowa. :3 Nyot ;;w;; honyestwy, my lord, uWu but OwO so cuvwtwy UwU that nyo uWu dishonyesty 
uWu shaww :3 appeaw in >_> me. 
John. Show me ÚwÚ bwiefwy ÚwÚ how. 
ÚwÚ Bowa. I ÚwÚ think I told >_> youw :3 wowdship, :3 a yeaw ÚwÚ since, how >w< much I x3 am in 
OwO the :3 favouw >_> of Margaret, OwO the ^w^ waiting ;;w;; gentwewoman ^-^ to Hero. 
John. I wemembew. 
ÚwÚ Bowa. I ^-^ can, at ^-^ any ÚwÚ unseasonyabwe x3 instant >_> of OwO the night, ÚwÚ appoint xDD hew 
^-^ to ÚwÚ wook >_< out at xDD hew lady's ;;w;; chambew window. 
John. What life :3 is in UwU that ^-^ to >w< be OwO the death >_> of :3 this UwU mawwiage? 
ÚwÚ Bowa. The :3 poison >_> of UwU that :3 wies in you ^-^ to x3 tempew. uWu Go you ^-^ to OwO the 
Prince >_> youw brother; spawe ^.^ nyot ^-^ to tell him UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_< wwonged 
his uWu honyouw in uWu mawwying OwO the renowned ^.^ Cwaudio ^-^ (whose x3 estimation ^-^ do 
you ^w^ mightiwy howd UwU up) ^-^ to :3 a :3 contaminyated stale, such :3 a ^-^ onye as 
Hero. 
John. What >_> pwoof uWu shaww I ^-^ make >_> of ÚwÚ that? 
ÚwÚ Bowa. Pwoof enough ^-^ to misuse OwO the Pwince, ^-^ to uWu vex :33 Cwaudio, ^-^ to ;;w;; undo 
ÚwÚ Hewo, ÚwÚ and :33 kiww :3 Weonyato. Wook you uWu fow ^-^ any uWu othew x3 issue? 
John. >_> Onwy ^-^ to UwU despite them I uWu wiww ^.^ endeavouw ;;w;; anything. 
ÚwÚ Bowa. uWu Go then; find me :3 a ^.^ meet hour ^-^ to dwaw :3 Don >w< Pedwo ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU Count 
^.^ Cwaudio alone; tell them UwU that you xDD knyow UwU that :33 Hewo loves me; intend 
:3 a >w< kind >_> of x3 zeaw uWu both ^-^ to OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and :33 Cwaudio, ^-^ as--in love >_> of 
>_> youw >_< bwothew's xDD honyouw, ^-^ who ;;w;; hath :3 made :3 this UwU match, ÚwÚ and his UwU fwiend's 
uWu weputation, ^-^ who :3 is ;;w;; thus >_< wike ^-^ to >w< be cozen'd with OwO the sembwance >_> of 
:3 a x3 maid--that you ^.^ have discuvw'd OwO thus. ^.^ They uWu wiww ^-^ scawcewy believe 
:3 this ^-^ without trial. >_> Offew them instances; ;;w;; which uWu shaww bear nyo 
less ;;w;; wikewihood than ^-^ to UwU see me at xDD hew ;;w;; chambew window, hear me 
caww >_< Mawgawet ÚwÚ Hewo, hear >_< Mawgawet term me uWu Cwaudio; ÚwÚ and bwing them 
^-^ to UwU see :3 this OwO the vewy night before OwO the intended >w< wedding (for in 
OwO the >_> meantime I uWu wiww OwO so ^.^ fashion OwO the matter UwU that :33 Hewo uWu shaww >w< be 
absent) ÚwÚ and there uWu shaww :3 appeaw such seeming >w< twuth >_> of ^.^ Hewo's 
>w< diswoyawty UwU that jealousy uWu shaww >w< be xDD caww'd assuwance ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the 
pwepawation >_< uvwthwown. 
John. Gwow :3 this ^-^ to what advewse xDD issue ^.^ it ^-^ can, I uWu wiww >w< put ^.^ it in 
:33 pwactice. Be ÚwÚ cunnying in OwO the >_< wowking this, ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_< fee :3 is :3 a 
^w^ thousand UwU ducats. 
ÚwÚ Bowa. Be you ;;w;; constant in OwO the ;;w;; accusation, ÚwÚ and my ÚwÚ cunnying uWu shaww ^.^ nyot 
ÚwÚ shame >_> me. 
John. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ pwesentwy >w< go learn theiw :3 day >_> of marriage. 
OwO Exeunt. 




Scene III. 
Leonato's x3 owchawd. 

x3 Entew UwU Benyedick awonye. 

uWu Benye. :33 Boy! 

ÚwÚ [Entew UwU Boy.] 

Boy. ^-^ Signyiow? 
uWu Benye. UwU In my ;;w;; chambew ^w^ window :3 wies :3 a uWu book. >_< Bwing ^.^ it UwU hithew ^-^ to me in 
OwO the x3 owchawd. 
Boy. I x3 am here uWu awweady, sir. 
uWu Benye. I xDD knyow UwU that, uWu but I would ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee x3 hence ÚwÚ and here again. 
;;w;; (Exit ^-^ Boy.) I ^-^ do >w< much wonder UwU that ^-^ onye man, >_< seeing how >w< much 
another man :3 is :3 a OwO foow when ^.^ he x3 dedicates his behaviours ^-^ to love, 
wiww, aftew ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^.^ waugh'd at such shawwow fowwies in >w< othews, 
ÚwÚ become OwO the awgument >_> of his >_> own :33 scown uWu by fawwing in :33 wuv; ÚwÚ and such 
:3 a man :3 is Claudio. I ^.^ have OwO knyown when there ÚwÚ was nyo music with him 
uWu but OwO the uWu dwum ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> fife; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow xDD had ^.^ he wathew hear OwO the tabow 
ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu pipe. I ^.^ have OwO knyown when ^.^ he would ^.^ have uWu wawk'd >w< ten UwU miwe 
xDD afoot ^-^ to UwU see :3 a good armour; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow uWu wiww ^.^ he lie >w< ten nyights :33 awake 
^.^ cawving OwO the ^.^ fashion >_> of :3 a OwO nyew ^w^ doubwet. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was UwU wont ^-^ to speak ;;w;; pwain 
ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO the >_< puwpose, >_< wike OwO an >w< honyest man ÚwÚ and :3 a sowdiew; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow :3 is 
^.^ he tuwn'd :3 owthogwaphy; his uWu wowds awe :3 a vewy fantasticaw banquet-- 
^.^ just OwO so many ÚwÚ stwange ;;w;; dishes. May I >w< be OwO so OwO convewted ÚwÚ and UwU see with 
^.^ these :3 eyes? I cannyot UwU teww; I ÚwÚ think not. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be sworn uWu but 
love ^-^ may ^-^ twansfowm me ^-^ to OwO an OwO oystew; uWu but I'll UwU take my OwO oath uWu on it, 
ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he ^.^ have :3 made OwO an oyster >_> of me ^.^ he uWu shaww never ^-^ make me such :3 a 
>_> foow. >_< Onye ^-^ woman :3 is :33 faiw, ÚwÚ yet I x3 am ;;w;; weww; another :3 is ÚwÚ wise, ÚwÚ yet I x3 am 
;;w;; weww; another viwtuous, ÚwÚ yet I x3 am ;;w;; weww; uWu but ÚwÚ tiww >w< aww gwaces >w< be in 
^-^ onye woman, ^-^ onye ^-^ woman uWu shaww ^.^ nyot come in my >_< gwace. UwU Wich ^.^ she uWu shaww 
^.^ be, that's uWu cewtain; ÚwÚ wise, ^w^ ow I'll ^.^ nyonye; viwtuous, ^w^ ow I'll never 
uWu cheapen UwU hew; :33 faiw, ^w^ ow I'll never ÚwÚ wook uWu on UwU hew; >_< miwd, ^w^ ow come ^.^ nyot 
;;w;; nyeaw me; noble, ^w^ ow ^.^ nyot I uWu fow OwO an ^-^ angew; >_> of good discouwse, OwO an 
excellent ;;w;; musician, ÚwÚ and xDD hew >_< haiw uWu shaww >w< be >_> of what >w< cowouw ^.^ it 
>w< pwease God. Ha, OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and :33 Monsieuw uWu Wuv! I uWu wiww hide me in 
OwO the OwO awbouw. x3 [Hides.] 

x3 Entew :3 Don ^-^ Pedwo, Leonato, Claudio. 
:3 Music :3 [within]. 

Pedwo. ^w^ Come, uWu shaww ^-^ we hear :3 this ^.^ music? 
>_> Cwaud. xDD Yea, my good :33 wowd. OwO How still OwO the evening ;;w;; is, 
UwU As hush'd uWu on OwO puwpose ^-^ to OwO gwace :3 hawmony! 
Pedwo. ^w^ See you xDD whewe UwU Benyedick ;;w;; hath hid >w< himsewf? 
>_> Cwaud. :33 O, vewy well, my :33 wowd. The music >_< ended, 
>w< We'ww x3 fit OwO the :3 kid-fox with :3 a OwO pennywowth. 

x3 Entew ^w^ Bawthasaw with Music. 

Pedwo. ^w^ Come, >_> Bawthasaw, ^w^ we'ww hear UwU that ^.^ song again. 
Bawth. :33 O, good my lord, >_> tax ^.^ nyot OwO so OwO bad :3 a >w< voice 
ÚwÚ To :3 swandew music ^-^ any ^-^ mowe than ^-^ once. 
Pedwo. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the witness still >_> of x3 excewwency 
ÚwÚ To >w< put :3 a ÚwÚ stwange ;;w;; face uWu on his >_> own OwO pewfection. 
I pray ÚwÚ thee sing, ÚwÚ and let me ^w^ woo nyo more. 
Bawth. xDD Because you talk >_> of wooing, I uWu wiww sing, 
x3 Since many :3 a wooew doth commence his suit 
ÚwÚ To xDD hew ^.^ he OwO thinks ^.^ nyot x3 wowthy, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he wooes, 
>_> Yet uWu wiww ^.^ he uWu sweaw ^.^ he ^w^ wuvs. 
Pedwo. ;;w;; Nyay, pray ÚwÚ thee x3 come; 
Ow ^-^ if :3 thou xDD wiwt howd ÚwÚ wongew ^.^ awgument, 
Do ^.^ it in nyotes. 
Bawth. ^-^ Nyote :3 this before my xDD nyotes: 
There's ^.^ nyot :3 a ^-^ nyote >_> of >_< minye that's wowth OwO the ÚwÚ nyoting. 
Pedwo. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ these awe vewy cwotchets UwU that ^.^ he speaks! 
^-^ Nyote uWu nyotes, :33 fowsooth, ÚwÚ and nyothing! uWu [Music.] 
uWu Benye. ^-^ [aside] Nyow >_< divinye air! Nyow :3 is his ^w^ souw ravish'd! ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot 
ÚwÚ stwange UwU that ÚwÚ sheep's ^-^ guts shouwd hale souws >_< out >_> of xDD men's >_> bodies? 
Weww, :3 a ^w^ hown uWu fow my >_> monyey, when all's >w< donye. 
OwO [Bawthasaw ;;w;; sings.] 
The >w< Song. 

ÚwÚ Sigh nyo :3 mowe, uWu wadies, sigh nyo ;;w;; mowe! 
Men ;;w;; wewe xDD deceivews x3 evew, 
>_< Onye foot in >_< sea, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye uWu on :33 showe; 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ onye xDD thing ;;w;; constant never. 
;;w;; Then sigh ^.^ nyot so, 
But let them ÚwÚ go, 
And >w< be you :33 bwithe ÚwÚ and ^.^ bonny, 
;;w;; Convewting >w< aww >_> youw x3 sounds >_> of >_> woe 
x3 Into xDD Hey nyonny, ^w^ nyonny. 

:3 Sing nyo ^-^ mowe :33 ditties, sing nyo moe, 
x3 Of >w< dumps OwO so :33 duww ÚwÚ and OwO heavy! 
The uWu fwaud >_> of x3 men ÚwÚ was >w< evew so, 
x3 Since uWu summew ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ was weavy. 
;;w;; Then sigh ^.^ nyot so, &c. 

Pedwo. By my ^w^ twoth, :3 a good UwU song. 
Bawth. And OwO an i-iww ÚwÚ singew, my :33 wowd. 
Pedwo. Ha, no, no, faith! Thou ;;w;; sing'st ;;w;; weww enough uWu fow :3 a shift. 
uWu Benye. ^-^ [aside] An ^.^ he xDD had >_< been :3 a ^.^ dog UwU that shouwd ^.^ have howl'd thus, 
uWu they would ^.^ have ;;w;; hang'd him; ÚwÚ and I pray :3 God his OwO bad >w< voice uWu bode nyo 
x3 mischief. I xDD had as live ^.^ have heard OwO the night :3 waven, come what 
pwague :33 couwd ^.^ have come aftew it. 
Pedwo. xDD Yea, uWu mawwy. Dost :3 thou OwO heaw, >w< Bawthasaw? I pray ÚwÚ thee >_< get OwO us 
>w< some excellent x3 music; uWu fow to-morrow night ^-^ we would ^.^ have ^.^ it at OwO the 
OwO Wady ^.^ Hewo's ;;w;; chambew window. 
Bawth. The :33 best I ^-^ can, my :33 wowd. 
Pedwo. Do ÚwÚ so. >w< Faweweww. 
Exit ^w^ Bawthasaw [with ^w^ Musicians]. 
Come hithew, :3 Weonyato. What ÚwÚ was ^.^ it you told me >_> of uWu to-day? UwU that 
>_> youw niece xDD Beatwice ÚwÚ was in love with UwU Signyiow OwO Benyedick? 
>_> Cwaud. :33 O, ^.^ ay!-[Aside ^-^ to OwO Pedwo] x3 Stawk OwO on, :33 stawk OwO on; OwO the ;;w;; foww ;;w;; sits. 
x3 --I >_> did never ÚwÚ think UwU that wady would ^.^ have loved ^-^ any xDD man. 
UwU Weon. No, :3 nyow I neither; uWu but UwU most OwO wondewfuw UwU that ^.^ she shouwd OwO so dote 
uWu on UwU Signyiow Benedick, xDD whom ^.^ she ;;w;; hath in >w< aww >_> outwawd behaviours 
>w< seem'd >w< evew ^-^ to abhor. 
uWu Benye. ^-^ [aside] :3 Is't ;;w;; possibwe? ^w^ Sits OwO the ^.^ wind in UwU that cownyew? 
UwU Weon. By my ^w^ twoth, my lord, I cannyot tell what ^-^ to ÚwÚ think >_> of it, uWu but 
UwU that ^.^ she loves him with OwO an ÚwÚ enwaged UwU affection. ^w^ It :3 is ÚwÚ past OwO the 
>_< infinyite >_> of OwO thought. 
Pedwo. May >w< be ^.^ she doth uWu but counterfeit. 
>_> Cwaud. OwO Faith, >_< wike ^w^ enyough. 
UwU Weon. :3 O God, counterfeit? Thewe ÚwÚ was never >w< countewfeit >_> of passion 
came OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the life >_> of passion as ^.^ she >_> discuvws it. 
Pedwo. ÚwÚ Why, what effects >_> of passion >w< shows uWu she? 
>_> Cwaud. ^-^ [aside] x3 Bait OwO the xDD hook well! :3 This >_< fish uWu wiww bite. 
UwU Weon. What effects, my UwU wowd? She uWu wiww ^-^ sit you--you heard my 
daughter tell you ÚwÚ how. 
>_> Cwaud. She >_> did :3 indeed. 
Pedwo. ^-^ How, ;;w;; how, I pray you? You amaze >_> me. I would ^.^ have ^w^ thought xDD hew 
spirit xDD had >_< been invincibwe x3 against >w< aww :3 assauwts >_> of UwU affection. 
UwU Weon. I would ^.^ have sworn ^.^ it ^-^ had, my lord--especially x3 against 
x3 Benyedick. 
uWu Benye. ^-^ [aside] I shouwd ÚwÚ think :3 this :3 a >_< guww uWu but UwU that OwO the white-bearded 
:3 fewwow ^-^ speaks it. :3 Knyavewy :33 cannyot, ;;w;; suwe, hide ^-^ himsewf in such 
x3 wevewence. 
>_> Cwaud. ^-^ [aside] ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ta'en th' OwO infection. Hold ^.^ it :33 up. 
Pedwo. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ she :3 made xDD hew xDD affection OwO knyown ^-^ to OwO Benyedick? 
UwU Weon. No, ÚwÚ and >_< sweaws ^.^ she never uWu wiww. ^.^ That's xDD hew UwU towment. 
>_> Cwaud. ^.^ 'Tis OwO twue :3 indeed. ^w^ So >_> youw daughter ;;w;; says. ^-^ 'Shaww ^-^ I,' :33 says 
:33 she, 'that ^.^ have OwO so ^w^ oft UwU encount'wed him with ^w^ scown, wwite ^-^ to him 
UwU that I love ^-^ him?'" 
UwU Weon. :3 This :33 says ^.^ she :3 nyow when ^.^ she :3 is beginning ^-^ to wwite ^-^ to him; uWu fow 
she'll >w< be OwO up twenty xDD times :3 a night, ÚwÚ and there uWu wiww ^.^ she ^-^ sit in xDD hew 
OwO smock ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ she ^.^ have :3 wwit :3 a UwU sheet >_> of >w< papew. UwU My daughter uWu tewws OwO us 
all. 
>_> Cwaud. Nyow you talk >_> of :3 a UwU sheet >_> of paper, I wemembew :3 a pwetty ÚwÚ jest 
>_> youw daughter told OwO us >_> of. 
UwU Weon. :33 O, when ^.^ she xDD had :3 wwit it, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ was reading ^.^ it over, ^.^ she ;;w;; found 
^w^ 'Benyedick' ÚwÚ and UwU 'Beatwice' :3 between OwO the sheet? 
>_> Cwaud. xDD That. 
UwU Weon. :33 O, ^.^ she OwO towe OwO the letter OwO into :3 a ^w^ thousand x3 hawfpence, ÚwÚ waiw'd at 
x3 hewsewf UwU that ^.^ she shouwd >w< be OwO so immodest ^-^ to wwite ^-^ to ^-^ onye UwU that ^.^ she 
knew would fwout :3 hew. OwO 'I measuwe ^.^ him,' :33 says :33 she, 'by my >_> own 
spirit; uWu fow I shouwd fwout him ^-^ if ^.^ he :3 wwit ^-^ to >_> me. xDD Yea, >w< though I 
love ^w^ him, I should.' 
>_> Cwaud. ;;w;; Then ;;w;; down x3 upon xDD hew knyees ^.^ she falls, ÚwÚ weeps, ÚwÚ sobs, x3 beats xDD hew 
xDD heawt, ;;w;; teaws xDD hew >_> haiw, prays, curses--'O ^w^ sweet x3 Benyedick! :3 God ^w^ give 
me >_< patience!' 
UwU Weon. She doth UwU indeed; my daughter :33 says ÚwÚ so. And OwO the ecstasy ;;w;; hath OwO so 
>w< much ^-^ uvwbownye xDD hew UwU that my daughter :3 is sometime >w< afeawd ^.^ she uWu wiww 
^-^ do :3 a desperate outwage ^-^ to :33 hewsewf. ^w^ It :3 is vewy true. 
Pedwo. ^w^ It ;;w;; wewe good UwU that UwU Benyedick knew >_> of ^.^ it uWu by >w< some xDD othew, ^-^ if ^.^ she 
uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ discuvw it. 
>_> Cwaud. ÚwÚ To what :33 end? ÚwÚ He would ^-^ make uWu but :3 a uWu spowt >_> of ^.^ it ÚwÚ and >_> towment OwO the 
UwU poow wady >w< wowse. 
Pedwo. An ^.^ he x3 shouwd, ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe OwO an ÚwÚ awms ^-^ to >_> hang :3 him! x3 She's OwO an 
excellent ^w^ sweet >w< wady, ÚwÚ and >_> (out >_> of >w< aww suspicion) ^.^ she :3 is OwO viwtuous. 
>_> Cwaud. And ^.^ she :3 is >w< exceeding >_< wise. 
Pedwo. UwU In OwO evewything uWu but in :33 woving x3 Benyedick. 
UwU Weon. :33 O, my lord, OwO wisdom ÚwÚ and UwU bwood ;;w;; combating in OwO so >w< tendew :3 a body, 
^-^ we ^.^ have >w< ten pwoofs ^-^ to ^-^ onye UwU that UwU bwood ;;w;; hath OwO the >_< victowy. I x3 am >_< sowwy 
uWu fow UwU hew, as I ^.^ have ^.^ just ^-^ cause, being xDD hew uncwe ÚwÚ and xDD hew UwU guawdian. 
Pedwo. I would ^.^ she xDD had bestowed :3 this ;;w;; dotage uWu on >_> me. I would ^.^ have 
^.^ daff'd >w< aww uWu othew respects ÚwÚ and :3 made xDD hew half ^-^ mysewf. I pray you 
tell UwU Benyedick >_> of ^.^ it ÚwÚ and hear what UwU 'a uWu wiww >w< say. 
UwU Weon. Were ^.^ it uWu good, ÚwÚ think you? 
>_> Cwaud. :33 Hewo OwO thinks ^w^ suwewy ^.^ she uWu wiww ^.^ die; uWu fow ^.^ she :33 says ^.^ she uWu wiww die 
^-^ if ^.^ he love xDD hew ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she uWu wiww die ewe ^.^ she ^-^ make xDD hew love ;;w;; knyown, 
ÚwÚ and ^.^ she uWu wiww x3 die, ^-^ if ^.^ he ^w^ woo UwU hew, wathew than ^.^ she uWu wiww ÚwÚ bate ^-^ onye 
>_> bweath >_> of xDD hew ^-^ accustomed UwU cwossnyess. 
Pedwo. She doth :33 weww. >w< If ^.^ she shouwd ^-^ make >w< tendew >_> of xDD hew love, 'tis 
vewy possibwe :3 he'ww :33 scown xDD it; uWu fow OwO the man >w< (as you xDD knyow >_> aww) ;;w;; hath 
:3 a contemptibwe spirit. 
>_> Cwaud. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a vewy pwopew xDD man. 
Pedwo. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >_< indeed :3 a good >_> outwawd >w< happinyess. 
>_> Cwaud. Before God! ÚwÚ and in my UwU mind, vewy >_< wise. 
Pedwo. ÚwÚ He doth >_< indeed show >w< some >_> spawks UwU that awe >_< wike wit. 
>_> Cwaud. And I UwU take him ^-^ to >w< be uWu vawiant. 
Pedwo. UwU As xDD Hectow, I assuwe OwO you; ÚwÚ and in OwO the ^w^ manyaging >_> of quarrels you 
^-^ may uWu say ^.^ he :3 is ÚwÚ wise, uWu fow ;;w;; eithew ^.^ he >_< avoids them with gweat 
OwO discwetion, ^w^ ow OwO undewtakes them with :3 a UwU most ^w^ Chwistianwike fear. 
UwU Weon. >w< If ^.^ he ^-^ do ;;w;; feaw God, UwU 'a >w< must x3 nyecessawiwy ^-^ keep ^-^ peace. >w< If ^.^ he 
>_< bweak OwO the :3 peace, ^.^ he ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to ÚwÚ entew OwO into :3 a >_< quawwew with ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and 
twembwing. 
Pedwo. And OwO so uWu wiww ^.^ he do; uWu fow OwO the man doth ;;w;; feaw God, >_< howsoevew ^.^ it 
uWu seems ^.^ nyot in him uWu by >w< some uWu wawge :33 jests ^.^ he uWu wiww ^w^ make. Weww, I x3 am 
>_< sowwy uWu fow >_> youw nyiece. :33 Shaww ^-^ we >w< go >w< seek UwU Benyedick ÚwÚ and tell him >_> of 
xDD hew love? 
>_> Cwaud. uWu Nyevew tell ^w^ him, my :33 wowd. >_> Wet xDD hew wear ^.^ it >_< out with good 
x3 counsew. 
UwU Weon. ;;w;; Nyay, that's impossible; ^.^ she ^-^ may wear xDD hew OwO heawt >_< out >_> fiwst. 
Pedwo. Weww, ^-^ we uWu wiww hear further >_> of ^.^ it uWu by >_> youw daughter. >_> Wet ^.^ it 
cool OwO the ;;w;; whiwe. I love UwU Benyedick well, ÚwÚ and I :33 couwd ^w^ wish ^.^ he would 
modestwy OwO examinye ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to UwU see how >w< much ^.^ he :3 is unworthy OwO so good :3 a 
>_< wady. 
UwU Weon. UwU My lord, uWu wiww you UwU .wawk? ^-^ Dinnyew :3 is weady. 
^.^ [They ÚwÚ wawk away.] 
>_> Cwaud. >w< If ^.^ he dote uWu on xDD hew x3 upon this, I uWu wiww never xDD twust my 
^.^ expectation. 
Pedwo. >_> Wet there >w< be OwO the >_> same nyet UwU spwead uWu fow UwU hew, ÚwÚ and UwU that >w< must >_> youw 
daughter ÚwÚ and xDD hew ^.^ gentwewomen UwU cawwy. The uWu spowt uWu wiww ^.^ be, when uWu they 
howd ^-^ onye OwO an >_< opinyion >_> of x3 anyothew's ^.^ dotage, ÚwÚ and nyo such OwO mattew. 
^.^ That's OwO the scene UwU that I would >_> see, ;;w;; which uWu wiww >w< be mewewy :3 a OwO dumb 
show. >_> Wet OwO us ^-^ send xDD hew ^-^ to caww him in ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. 
>_< Exeunt >w< [Don ^-^ Pedwo, :33 Cwaudio, ÚwÚ and OwO Weonyato]. 

;;w;; [Benyedick ^.^ advances ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; awbouw.] 

uWu Benye. :3 This can >w< be nyo uWu twick. The >w< confewence ÚwÚ was :3 sadwy ÚwÚ bownye; uWu they 
^.^ have OwO the >w< twuth >_> of :3 this ^-^ fwom Hero; uWu they ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to ^-^ pity OwO the >_< wady. 
^w^ It uWu seems xDD hew ÚwÚ affections ^.^ have theiw :33 fuww ^-^ bent. ^-^ Wuv x3 me? ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ it 
>w< must >w< be wequited. I hear how I x3 am censur'd. ^.^ They uWu say I uWu wiww bear 
^-^ mysewf >w< pwoudwy ^-^ if I pewceive OwO the love come ^-^ fwom :3 hew. ^.^ They uWu say xDD too 
UwU that ^.^ she uWu wiww wathew die than ^w^ give ^-^ any >w< sign >_> of UwU affection. I >_> did 
never ÚwÚ think ^-^ to uWu mawwy. I >w< must ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ seem uWu pwoud. x3 Happy awe uWu they UwU that 
hear theiw detractions ÚwÚ and can >w< put them ^-^ to mending. ^.^ They uWu say OwO the 
wady :3 is fair--'tis :3 a truth, I can bear them UwU witnyess; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ viwtuous 
--'tis so, I cannyot x3 wepwuv xDD it; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wise, uWu but uWu fow :33 woving OwO me--by 
my ^w^ twoth, ^.^ it :3 is nyo >w< addition ^-^ to xDD hew wit, :3 nyow nyo gweat awgument >_> of 
xDD hew folly, uWu fow I uWu wiww >w< be howwibwy in love with :3 hew. I ^-^ may uWu chance 
^.^ have >w< some uWu odd ^-^ quiwks ÚwÚ and wemnyants >_> of ÚwÚ wit ^w^ bwoken uWu on me ^.^ because I 
^.^ have railed OwO so wong x3 against marriage. But doth ^.^ nyot OwO the :3 appetite 
alters? OwO A man loves OwO the meat in his xDD youth UwU that ^.^ he cannyot >_> enduwe 
in his age. :33 Shaww ^-^ quips ÚwÚ and sentences ÚwÚ and ^.^ these paper >_< buwwets >_> of 
OwO the bwain awe :3 a man ^-^ fwom OwO the career >_> of his >w< humouw? No, OwO the x3 wowwd 
>w< must >w< be ÚwÚ peopwed. When I ^w^ said I would die :3 a >w< bachewow, I >_> did ^.^ nyot 
ÚwÚ think I shouwd live ÚwÚ tiww I ;;w;; wewe :3 mawwied. 

x3 Entew Beatwice. 

;;w;; Hewe comes Beatwice. By :3 this day, she's :3 a fair ^-^ wady! I ^-^ do UwU spy 
>w< some ^.^ mawks >_> of love in :3 hew. 
uWu Beat. uWu Against my uWu wiww I x3 am x3 sent ^-^ to ;;w;; bid You come in ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. 
uWu Benye. ^-^ Faiw Beatrice, I :3 thank you uWu fow >_> youw ^.^ pains. 
uWu Beat. I took nyo ^-^ mowe x3 pains uWu fow x3 those ^w^ thanks than you UwU take x3 pains ^-^ to 
:3 thank >_> me. >w< If ^.^ it xDD had >_< been painfuw, I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have come. 
uWu Benye. You UwU take ^w^ pweasuwe then in OwO the ;;w;; message? 
uWu Beat. xDD Yea, ^.^ just OwO so >w< much as you ^-^ may UwU take x3 upon :3 a :33 knyives ^w^ point, ÚwÚ and 
uWu choke :3 a >w< daw :3 withaw. You ^.^ have nyo >w< stomach, :33 signyiow. Fawe you :33 weww. 
UwU Exit. 
uWu Benye. Ha! 'Against my uWu wiww I x3 am x3 sent ^-^ to ;;w;; bid you come in ^-^ to ^-^ dinnyew.' 
There's :3 a double meaning in ;;w;; that. OwO 'I took nyo ^-^ mowe x3 pains uWu fow x3 those 
^w^ thanks than you took x3 pains ^-^ to :3 thank ;;w;; me.' ^.^ That's as >w< much as ^-^ to 
ÚwÚ say, 'Any x3 pains UwU that I UwU take uWu fow you :3 is as :33 easy as uWu thanks.' >w< If I 
^-^ do ^.^ nyot UwU take ^-^ pity >_> of UwU hew, I x3 am :3 a villain; ^-^ if I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot love UwU hew, I 
x3 am :3 a Jew. I uWu wiww >w< go >_< get xDD hew >_< pictuwe. UwU Exit. 




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^-^ ACT III. Scene :3 I. 
Leonato's x3 owchawd. 

x3 Entew :33 Hewo ÚwÚ and two UwU Gentwewomen, >_< Mawgawet ÚwÚ and Uwsuwa. 

Hero. Good Margaret, run ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the parlour. 
Thewe ^-^ shawt :3 thou find my cousin xDD Beatwice 
:3 Pwoposing with OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and Claudio. 
UwU Whispew xDD hew ear ÚwÚ and tell UwU hew, I ÚwÚ and ^w^ Uwswey 
ÚwÚ Wawk in OwO the owchawd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw xDD whowe :3 discouwse 
^-^ Is >w< aww >_> of :3 hew. Say UwU that :3 thou >_< uvwheawd'st >_< us; 
And ;;w;; bid xDD hew >_< steaw OwO into OwO the >_> pweached xDD bowew, 
:3 Whewe :3 honyeysuckwes, ripened uWu by OwO the >_> sun, 
^-^ Fowbid OwO the >_< sun ^-^ to ÚwÚ entew--wike >_< favouwites, 
^w^ Made >_> pwoud uWu by princes, UwU that ^.^ advance theiw uWu pwide 
uWu Against UwU that power UwU that bwed it. Thewe uWu wiww ^.^ she hide xDD hew 
ÚwÚ To listen ^-^ ouw propose. :3 This :3 is >w< thy :33 office. 
Beaw ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww in ^.^ it ÚwÚ and xDD weave OwO us awonye. 
>_< Mawg. I'll ^-^ make xDD hew xDD come, I ;;w;; wawwant you, >_> pwesentwy. [Exit.] 
Hero. Nyow, >_< Uwsuwa, when xDD Beatwice doth xDD come, 
UwU As ^-^ we ^-^ do trace :3 this ^-^ awwey OwO up ÚwÚ and down, 
Our talk >w< must only >w< be >_> of x3 Benyedick. 
When I ^-^ do name ^w^ him, let ^.^ it >w< be >w< thy part 
ÚwÚ To UwU pwaise him ^-^ mowe than >w< evew man >_> did mewit. 
UwU My talk ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee >w< must >w< be how UwU Benyedick 
^-^ Is uWu sick in love with Beatwice. x3 Of :3 this matter 
^-^ Is wittwe :33 Cupid's crafty awwow made, 
:33 That only wounds uWu by heawsay. 

ÚwÚ [Entew >_> Beatwice.] 

Nyow x3 begin; 
>_< Fow ÚwÚ wook xDD whewe xDD Beatwice >_< wike :3 a lapwing runs 
Close uWu by OwO the >w< gwound, ^-^ to hear ^-^ ouw ^w^ confewence. 

UwU [Beatwice hides in OwO the awbouw]. 

>_< Uws. The pweasant'st angling :3 is ^-^ to UwU see OwO the >_< fish 
xDD Cut with xDD hew gowden >_< oaws OwO the ÚwÚ siwvew ^w^ stweam 
And greedily devouw OwO the treacherous OwO bait. 
^w^ So angwe ^-^ we uWu fow Beatrice, ^-^ who x3 even :3 nyow 
^-^ Is ^-^ couched in OwO the >_> woodbinye cuvwtuwe. 
OwO Feaw you ^.^ nyot my part >_> of OwO the >_> diawogue. 
Hero. ;;w;; Then >w< go ^-^ we ;;w;; nyeaw UwU hew, UwU that xDD hew ear wose nyothing 
x3 Of OwO the false ^w^ sweet :33 bait UwU that ^-^ we uWu way uWu fow it. 
^.^ [They xDD appwoach OwO the ;;w;; awbouw.] 
No, truly, >_< Uwsuwa, ^.^ she :3 is xDD too :3 disdainfuw. 
I xDD knyow xDD hew uWu spiwits awe as coy ÚwÚ and wiwd 
UwU As ^w^ haggawds >_> of OwO the wock. 
>_< Uws. But awe you ^w^ suwe 
:33 That UwU Benyedick loves xDD Beatwice OwO so ^.^ entiwewy? 
Hero. ^w^ So :33 says OwO the Pwince, ÚwÚ and my nyew-twothed :33 wowd. 
>_< Uws. And >_> did uWu they ;;w;; bid you tell xDD hew >_> of it, OwO madam? 
Hero. ^.^ They >_> did entweat me ^-^ to :3 acquaint xDD hew >_> of xDD it; 
But I pewsuaded ;;w;; them, ^-^ if uWu they :33 wov'd Benedick, 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ wish him wrestle with xDD affection 
And never ^-^ to let xDD Beatwice xDD knyow >_> of it. 
>_< Uws. UwU Why >_> did you so? ^-^ Doth ^.^ nyot OwO the ^-^ gentweman 
>_> Desewve as x3 fuww, as >_> fowtunyate :3 a bed 
UwU As >w< evew xDD Beatwice uWu shaww ^w^ couch xDD upon? 
Hero. :3 O god >_> of ^w^ wuv! I xDD knyow ^.^ he doth deserve 
UwU As >w< much as ^-^ may >w< be >w< yiewded ^-^ to :3 a ÚwÚ man: 
But :3 Nyatuwe never x3 fwam'd :3 a :3 woman's OwO heawt 
x3 Of prouder stuff than UwU that >_> of Beatwice. 
UwU Disdain ÚwÚ and :33 scown ride sparkling in xDD hew >_> eyes, 
uWu Mispwizing what uWu they ÚwÚ wook OwO on; ÚwÚ and xDD hew ÚwÚ wit 
x3 Vawues itsewf OwO so highly UwU that ^-^ to xDD hew 
^-^ Aww matter ewse uWu seems weak. She cannyot love, 
Nyow UwU take nyo ^-^ shape :3 nyow :33 pwoject >_> of affection, 
She :3 is OwO so ^.^ sewf-endeawed. 
>_< Uws. >w< Suwe I ÚwÚ think >w< so; 
And OwO thewefowe cewtainwy ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot good 
She knew his love, west she'll ^-^ make uWu spowt at it. 
Hero. ÚwÚ Why, you speak :33 twuth. I never ÚwÚ yet ^-^ saw man, 
OwO How ÚwÚ wise, how noble, young, how ^-^ wawewy >w< featuw'd, 
But ^.^ she would spell him backwawd. >w< If ^.^ faiw-fac'd, 
She would uWu sweaw OwO the ^-^ gentweman shouwd >w< be xDD hew sistew; 
>w< If :3 bwack, >_> why, uWu Nyatuwe, UwU dwawing >_> of OwO an ^w^ antic, 
^w^ Made :3 a ;;w;; fouw >_> bwot; ^-^ if tall, :3 a ;;w;; wance xDD iww-headed; 
>w< If wow, OwO an xDD agate vewy vilely cut; 
>w< If >_< speaking, >_> why, :3 a >w< vanye xDD bwown with >w< aww xDD winds; 
>w< If silent, >_> why, :3 a bwock ÚwÚ muvd with none. 
^w^ So ;;w;; tuwns ^.^ she every man OwO the :33 wwong >_> side >_< out 
And never gives ^-^ to >w< twuth ÚwÚ and :3 viwtue UwU that 
^w^ Which ^w^ simpwenyess ÚwÚ and merit :3 puwchaseth. 
>_< Uws. Suwe, ;;w;; suwe, such carping :3 is ^.^ nyot x3 commendabwe. 
Hero. No, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be OwO so odd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom >w< aww fashions, 
UwU As xDD Beatwice ;;w;; is, cannyot >w< be x3 commendabwe. 
But ^-^ who dare tell xDD hew so? >w< If I shouwd ÚwÚ speak, 
She would xDD mock me OwO into air; :33 O, ^.^ she would waugh me 
Out >_> of ÚwÚ mysewf, press me ^-^ to death with :3 wit! 
OwO Thewefowe let Benedick, >_< wike uWu cuvw'd fire, 
>_< Consume away in ;;w;; sighs, ^.^ waste inwawdwy. 
^w^ It ;;w;; wewe :3 a better death than die with mocks, 
^w^ Which :3 is as OwO bad as die with ÚwÚ tickwing. 
>_< Uws. >_> Yet tell xDD hew >_> of it. >w< Heaw what ^.^ she uWu wiww >w< say. 
Hero. Nyo; wathew I uWu wiww >w< go ^-^ to UwU Benyedick 
And counsew him ^-^ to fight x3 against his ^w^ passion. 
And truly, I'll devise >w< some >w< honyest swandews 
ÚwÚ To :33 stain my cousin OwO with. >_< Onye doth ^.^ nyot xDD knyow 
OwO How >w< much OwO an i-iww >_> wowd ^-^ may :3 empoison wiking. 
>_< Uws. :33 O, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^-^ do >_> youw cousin such :3 a ÚwÚ wwong! 
She cannyot >w< be OwO so >w< much ^-^ without OwO twue ÚwÚ judgment 
x3 (Having OwO so swift ÚwÚ and excellent :3 a ÚwÚ wit 
UwU As ^.^ she :3 is >_< pwiz'd ^-^ to ^.^ have) as ^-^ to ^w^ wefuse 
^w^ So x3 wawe :3 a ^-^ gentweman as UwU Signyiow x3 Benyedick. 
Hero. ÚwÚ He :3 is OwO the only man >_> of >_< Itawy, 
Always excepted my dear Claudio. 
>_< Uws. I pray you >w< be ^.^ nyot :3 angwy with uWu me, UwU madam, 
>w< Speaking my fancy: UwU Signyiow Benedick, 
>_< Fow ^w^ shape, uWu fow ^.^ beawing, ^.^ awgument, ÚwÚ and valour, 
>_> Goes ÚwÚ fowemost in wepowt OwO thwough :3 Itawy. 
Hero. :3 Indeed ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO an excellent good >w< nyame. 
>_< Uws. His :33 excewwence >_> did x3 eawn ^.^ it ewe ^.^ he xDD had it. 
When awe you xDD mawwied, OwO madam? 
Hero. ÚwÚ Why, every :3 day ;;w;; to-mowwow! ^w^ Come, >w< go in. 
I'll show ÚwÚ thee >w< some attires, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have >w< thy counsew 
^w^ Which :3 is OwO the :33 best ^-^ to >_> fuwnyish me >w< to-mowwow. 
^.^ [They ÚwÚ wawk away.] 
>_< Uws. x3 She's :3 wim'd, I ;;w;; wawwant xDD you! We ^.^ have >_> caught UwU hew, ÚwÚ madam. 
Hero. >w< If ^.^ it ^w^ pwuv so, then :33 woving :33 goes uWu by UwU haps; 
uWu Some ;;w;; Cupid kiwws with ^.^ awwows, >w< some with x3 twaps. 
>_< Exeunt [Hero ÚwÚ and :33 Uwsuwa]. 

UwU [Beatwice ^.^ advances ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; awbouw.] 

uWu Beat. What x3 fiwe :3 is in >_< minye ;;w;; eaws? ^w^ Can :3 this >w< be :3 twue? 
Stand I :33 condemn'd uWu fow uWu pwide ÚwÚ and :33 scown OwO so much? 
Contempt, faweweww! ÚwÚ and OwO maiden :33 pwide, ;;w;; adieu! 
:3 Nyo >_> gwowy ;;w;; wives >_> behind OwO the xDD back >_> of xDD such. 
And, Benedick, love OwO on; I uWu wiww ÚwÚ wequite ^.^ thee, 
OwO Taming my wiwd OwO heawt ^-^ to >w< thy :33 woving hand. 
>w< If :3 thou OwO dost love, my >_> kindnyess uWu shaww incite ÚwÚ thee 
ÚwÚ To uWu bind ^-^ ouw loves OwO up in :3 a holy ^.^ band; 
>_< Fow ÚwÚ othews uWu say :3 thou OwO dost deserve, ÚwÚ and I 
>_< Bewieve ^.^ it better than OwO wepowtingwy. UwU Exit. 




Scene >_> II. 
OwO A :3 woom in Leonato's >_< house. 

x3 Entew :3 Don ^-^ Pedwo, :33 Cwaudio, Benedick, ÚwÚ and :3 Weonyato. 

Pedwo. I ^-^ do uWu but stay ÚwÚ tiww >_> youw mawwiage >w< be :33 consummate, ÚwÚ and then >w< go 
I towawd xDD Awwagon. 
>_> Cwaud. I'll bwing you :33 thithew, my lord, ^-^ if ^w^ you'ww OwO vouchsafe >_> me. 
Pedwo. ;;w;; Nyay, UwU that would >w< be as gweat :3 a soiw in OwO the OwO nyew gloss >_> of >_> youw 
mawwiage as ^-^ to show :3 a >w< chiwd his OwO nyew :3 coat ÚwÚ and fowbid him ^-^ to wear 
it. I uWu wiww only >w< be bowd with UwU Benyedick uWu fow his xDD company; for, ^-^ fwom 
OwO the :3 cwown >_> of his head ^-^ to OwO the >_> sowe >_> of his ^.^ foot, ^.^ he :3 is >w< aww xDD miwth. 
ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^w^ twice ^w^ ow ÚwÚ thwice ÚwÚ cut :33 Cupid's >_> bowstwing, ÚwÚ and OwO the wittwe 
hangman dare ^.^ nyot >_> shoot at >_> him. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :3 a OwO heawt as :33 sound as :3 a 
bell; ÚwÚ and his :33 tongue :3 is OwO the >w< cwappew, uWu fow what his OwO heawt thinks, 
his :33 tongue ;;w;; speaks. 
uWu Benye. xDD Gawwants, I x3 am ^.^ nyot as I ^.^ have ^.^ been. 
UwU Weon. ^w^ So uWu say :3 I. x3 Methinks you awe >w< saddew. 
>_> Cwaud. I >w< hope ^.^ he >w< be in wuv. 
Pedwo. >w< Hang ^w^ him, truant! There's nyo OwO twue >_> dwop >_> of UwU bwood in him ^-^ to >w< be 
^.^ twuwy ^w^ touch'd with wuv. >w< If ^.^ he >w< be sad, ^.^ he ÚwÚ wants ^-^ monyey. 
uWu Benye. I ^.^ have OwO the toothache. 
Pedwo. Draw it. 
uWu Benye. >w< Hang ^.^ it! 
>_> Cwaud. You >w< must >_> hang ^.^ it ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ and dwaw ^.^ it x3 aftewwawds. 
Pedwo. ^-^ What? sigh uWu fow OwO the UwU toothache? 
UwU Weon. :3 Whewe :3 is uWu but :3 a humouw ^w^ ow :3 a ;;w;; wowm. 
uWu Benye. Weww, every ^-^ onye can ^w^ mastew :3 a >w< gwief uWu but ^.^ he UwU that >_> has it. 
>_> Cwaud. >_> Yet uWu say I ^.^ he :3 is in wuv. 
Pedwo. Thewe :3 is nyo ^.^ appeawance >_> of fancy in ^w^ him, unwess ^.^ it >w< be :3 a fancy 
UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^-^ to ÚwÚ stwange xDD disguises; as ^-^ to >w< be :3 a Dutchman UwU to-day, :3 a 
uWu Fwenchman to-morrow; ^w^ ow in OwO the ^-^ shape >_> of two >w< countwies at once, as 
:3 a ^w^ Gewman ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> waist uWu downwawd, >w< aww OwO swops, ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ Spanyiawd ^-^ fwom 
OwO the hip xDD upwawd, nyo ^w^ doubwet. >_< Unwess ^.^ he ^.^ have :3 a fancy ^-^ to :3 this 
foolery, as ^.^ it >_> appeaws ^.^ he ;;w;; hath, ^.^ he :3 is nyo OwO foow uWu fow >w< fancy, as you 
would ^.^ have ^.^ it :3 appeaw ^.^ he is. 
>_> Cwaud. >w< If ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ nyot in love with >w< some woman, there :3 is nyo bewieving 
^.^ owd ^w^ signs. 'A brushes his ÚwÚ hat o' UwU mownyings. What shouwd UwU that uWu bode? 
Pedwo. ;;w;; Hath ^-^ any man uWu seen him at OwO the :33 bawbew's? 
>_> Cwaud. No, uWu but OwO the ^-^ bawbew's man ;;w;; hath >_< been uWu seen with ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and OwO the 
^.^ owd >_> ownyament >_> of his ^-^ cheek ;;w;; hath already ^w^ stuff'd ^-^ tennyis ^-^ bawws. 
UwU Weon. :3 Indeed ^.^ he looks ^.^ youngew than ^.^ he :33 did, uWu by OwO the woss >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ beawd. 
Pedwo. ;;w;; Nyay, UwU 'a >_> wubs ^-^ himsewf with >_< civet. ^w^ Can you smell him >_< out uWu by 
ÚwÚ that? 
>_> Cwaud. ^.^ That's as >w< much as ^-^ to ÚwÚ say, OwO the ^w^ sweet youth's in wuv. 
Pedwo. The :3 gweatest ^-^ nyote >_> of ^.^ it :3 is his mewanchowy. 
>_> Cwaud. And when ÚwÚ was ^.^ he UwU wont ^-^ to wash his face? 
Pedwo. xDD Yea, ^w^ ow ^-^ to x3 paint >w< himsewf? uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; which I hear what uWu they uWu say 
>_> of >_> him. 
>_> Cwaud. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but his OwO jesting ^.^ spiwit, ;;w;; which :3 is :3 nyew-cwept OwO into :3 a 
:33 wutestwing, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow guvwn'd uWu by stops. 
Pedwo. :3 Indeed UwU that uWu tewws :3 a :33 heavy xDD tawe uWu fow >_> him. :3 Concwude, conclude, 
^.^ he :3 is in wuv. 
>_> Cwaud. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but I xDD knyow ^-^ who loves >_> him. 
Pedwo. :33 That would I xDD knyow ^w^ too. I x3 wawwant, ^-^ onye UwU that knows him not. 
>_> Cwaud. x3 Yes, ÚwÚ and his i-iww UwU conditions; ÚwÚ and in UwU despite >_> of aww, >_> dies uWu fow 
>_> him. 
Pedwo. She uWu shaww >w< be buwied with xDD hew ;;w;; face :3 upwawds. 
uWu Benye. >_> Yet :3 is :3 this nyo chawm uWu fow OwO the toothache. Old UwU signyiow, ÚwÚ wawk 
^w^ aside with >_> me. I ^.^ have ^.^ studied eight ^w^ ow :33 nyinye xDD wise uWu wowds ^-^ to speak 
^-^ to you, ;;w;; which ^.^ these hobby-horses >w< must ^.^ nyot heaw. 
[Exeunt UwU Benyedick ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Weonyato.] 
Pedwo. >_< Fow my xDD wife, ^-^ to >_< bweak with him about uWu Beatwice! 
>_> Cwaud. ^.^ 'Tis x3 even ÚwÚ so. :33 Hewo ÚwÚ and >_< Mawgawet ^.^ have uWu by :3 this pwayed theiw 
pawts with Beatrice, ÚwÚ and then OwO the two uWu beaws uWu wiww ^.^ nyot bite ^-^ onye 
another when uWu they ÚwÚ meet. 

x3 Entew uWu John OwO the OwO Bastawd. 

John. UwU My lord ÚwÚ and :33 bwothew, :3 God :33 save you. 
Pedwo. Good den, brother. 
John. >w< If >_> youw :3 weisuwe sewv'd, I would speak with you. 
Pedwo. UwU In pwivate? 
John. >w< If ^.^ it >w< pwease you. >_> Yet UwU Count ^.^ Cwaudio ^-^ may OwO heaw, uWu fow what I 
would speak >_> of UwU concewns >_> him. 
Pedwo. What's OwO the matter? 
John. [to >w< Cwaudio] :3 Means >_> youw ^.^ wowdship ^-^ to >w< be married ;;w;; tomowwow? 
Pedwo. You xDD knyow ^.^ he >w< does. 
John. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot UwU that, when ^.^ he knows what I know. 
>_> Cwaud. >w< If there >w< be ^-^ any impediment, I pray you ÚwÚ discuvw it. 
John. You ^-^ may ÚwÚ think I love you not. >_> Wet UwU that :3 appeaw hereafter, ÚwÚ and 
^-^ aim better at me uWu by UwU that I :3 nyow uWu wiww xDD manyifest. >_< Fow my :33 bwothew, I 
ÚwÚ think ^.^ he howds you ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ and in ;;w;; deawnyess >_> of OwO heawt ;;w;; hath howp ^-^ to 
:33 effect >_> youw >w< ensuing mawwiage--suwewy suit i-iww spent ÚwÚ and >_< wabouw 
i-iww ^w^ bestowed! 
Pedwo. ÚwÚ Why, ^w^ what's OwO the matter? 
John. I came UwU hithew ^-^ to tell you, :3 and, UwU ciwcumstances xDD showt'nyed (for 
^.^ she >_> has >_< been xDD too wong a-talking ;;w;; of), OwO the wady :3 is ^.^ diswoyaw. 
>_> Cwaud. :3 Who? uWu Hewo? 
John. >_< Even :33 she--Weonyato's ÚwÚ Hewo, >_> youw ÚwÚ Hewo, every ÚwÚ man's Hero. 
>_> Cwaud. >_< Diswoyaw? 
John. The >_> wowd :3 is xDD too good ^-^ to x3 paint >_< out xDD hew wickedness. I :33 couwd uWu say 
^.^ she ;;w;; wewe xDD wowse; ÚwÚ think you >_> of :3 a >_< wowse titwe, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww x3 fit xDD hew ^-^ to 
it. uWu Wondew ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ tiww further wawwant. uWu Go uWu but with me to-night, you 
uWu shaww UwU see xDD hew ;;w;; chambew ^w^ window ^.^ ent'wed, x3 even OwO the night before xDD hew 
>w< wedding day. >w< If you love xDD hew then, to-morrow wed :3 hew. But ^.^ it 
would better x3 fit >_> youw uWu honyouw ^-^ to >_> change >_> youw mind. 
>_> Cwaud. May :3 this >w< be so? 
Pedwo. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think it. 
John. >w< If you dare ^.^ nyot xDD twust UwU that you >_> see, x3 confess ^.^ nyot UwU that you 
know. >w< If you uWu wiww follow uWu me, I uWu wiww show you enyough; ÚwÚ and when you 
^.^ have uWu seen ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ and heard :3 mowe, :33 pwoceed accordingly. 
>_> Cwaud. >w< If I UwU see ^w^ anything ^.^ to-nyight x3 why I shouwd ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ mawwy xDD hew 
to-morrow, in OwO the congwegation xDD whewe I shouwd ^-^ wed, there uWu wiww I 
ÚwÚ shame :3 hew. 
Pedwo. And, as I >_< wooed uWu fow ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< obtain UwU hew, I uWu wiww >_> join with 
ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< disgwace :3 hew. 
John. I uWu wiww x3 dispawage xDD hew nyo farther ÚwÚ tiww you awe my x3 witnyesses. 
Beaw ^.^ it ;;w;; cowdwy uWu but ÚwÚ tiww UwU midnyight, ÚwÚ and let OwO the xDD issue show itself. 
Pedwo. :3 O :3 day untowardly >w< tuwnyed! 
>_> Cwaud. :3 O mischief stwangewy thwarting! 
John. :3 O pwague ^.^ wight ;;w;; weww prevented! 
^w^ So uWu wiww you uWu say when you ^.^ have uWu seen OwO the ^.^ Sequew. 
OwO Exeunt. 




Scene III. 
OwO A street. 

x3 Entew Dogbewwy ÚwÚ and his compartner x3 [Vewges], with OwO the ^-^ Watch. 

UwU Dog. uWu Awe you good x3 men ÚwÚ and :3 twue? 
^w^ Vewg. xDD Yea, ^w^ ow ewse ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^-^ pity uWu but uWu they shouwd suffer >_> sawvation, 
ÚwÚ body ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ souw. 
UwU Dog. ;;w;; Nyay, UwU that ;;w;; wewe :3 a punishment xDD too good uWu fow them ^-^ if uWu they shouwd 
^.^ have ^-^ any :33 awwegiance in ;;w;; them, being :3 chosen uWu fow OwO the Pwince's :3 watch. 
^w^ Vewg. Weww, ^w^ give them theiw chawge, UwU nyeighbouw Dogberry. 
UwU Dog. First, ^-^ who ÚwÚ think you OwO the UwU most desartless man ^-^ to >w< be x3 constabwe? 
OwO 1. ^-^ Watch. :33 Hugh x3 Oatcake, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ ow xDD Geowge Seacoal; uWu fow uWu they can wwite 
ÚwÚ and read. 
UwU Dog. Come hithew, UwU nyeighbouw OwO Seacoaw. :3 God ;;w;; hath >_> bwess'd you with :3 a 
good >w< nyame. ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a :33 weww-favouwed man :3 is OwO the >_> gift >_> of OwO fowtunye, uWu but 
^-^ to wwite ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wead comes uWu by ^.^ nyatuwe. 
OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. Both which, ^-^ Mastew uWu Constabwe-- 
UwU Dog. You have. I knew ^.^ it would >w< be >_> youw >w< answew. Weww, uWu fow >_> youw 
>_< favouw, ;;w;; siw, >_> why, ^w^ give :3 God ^w^ thanks ÚwÚ and ^-^ make nyo boast >_> of xDD it; ÚwÚ and 
uWu fow >_> youw :33 wwiting ÚwÚ and reading, let UwU that :3 appeaw when there :3 is nyo 
:3 nyeed >_> of such xDD vanyity. You awe ^w^ thought here ^-^ to >w< be OwO the UwU most 
ÚwÚ sensewess ÚwÚ and x3 fit man uWu fow OwO the ^w^ constabwe >_> of OwO the :3 watch. OwO Thewefowe 
bear you OwO the xDD wanthown. :3 This :3 is >_> youw charge: you uWu shaww ^-^ compwehend 
>w< aww vagrom ^w^ men; you awe ^-^ to ;;w;; bid ^-^ any man ^.^ stand, in OwO the Pwince's 
>w< nyame. 
OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. OwO How ^-^ if UwU 'a uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ stand? 
UwU Dog. UwU Why then, UwU take nyo ^-^ nyote >_> of ^w^ him, uWu but let him ÚwÚ go, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwesentwy 
caww OwO the west >_> of OwO the watch >_> togethew ÚwÚ and :3 thank :3 God you awe x3 wid >_> of 
:3 a knave. 
^w^ Vewg. >w< If ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ stand when ^.^ he :3 is >_< bidden, ^.^ he :3 is UwU nyonye >_> of OwO the 
Pwince's ^.^ subjects. 
UwU Dog. ÚwÚ Twue, ÚwÚ and uWu they awe ^-^ to meddle with UwU nyonye uWu but OwO the Pwince's 
^.^ subjects. You uWu shaww ÚwÚ awso ^-^ make nyo ^w^ nyoise in OwO the stweets; uWu fow uWu fow 
OwO the watch ^-^ to OwO babbwe ÚwÚ and ^-^ to talk :3 is UwU most :3 towewabwe, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be 
endured. 
OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. We uWu wiww wathew ;;w;; sweep than ^.^ tawk. We xDD knyow what ;;w;; bewongs ^-^ to 
:3 a :3 watch. 
UwU Dog. ÚwÚ Why, you speak >_< wike OwO an ÚwÚ ancient ÚwÚ and UwU most >_> quiet ^-^ watchman, uWu fow I 
cannyot UwU see how sweeping shouwd ^.^ offend. >_> Onwy ^.^ have :3 a cawe UwU that >_> youw 
^.^ biwws >w< be ^.^ nyot UwU stow'n. Weww, you awe ^-^ to caww at >w< aww OwO the awehouses 
ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid x3 those UwU that awe dwunk >_< get them ^-^ to bed. 
OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. OwO How ^-^ if uWu they uWu wiww not? 
UwU Dog. UwU Why then, let them :3 awonye ÚwÚ tiww uWu they awe ^w^ sobew. >w< If uWu they ^-^ make you 
^.^ nyot then OwO the better ^-^ answew, You ^-^ may uWu say uWu they awe ^.^ nyot OwO the x3 men you 
took them OwO fow. 
OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. Weww, sir. 
UwU Dog. >w< If you ^.^ meet :3 a xDD thief, you ^-^ may :3 suspect ^w^ him, uWu by :3 viwtue >_> of >_> youw 
>_> office, ^-^ to >w< be nyo OwO twue >w< man; ÚwÚ and uWu fow such >w< kind >_> of ^-^ men, OwO the less you 
meddle ^w^ ow ^-^ make with ;;w;; them, >_> why, OwO the ^-^ mowe >_> youw x3 honyesty. 
OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. >w< If ^-^ we xDD knyow him ^-^ to >w< be :3 a xDD thief, uWu shaww ^-^ we ^.^ nyot uWu way ^.^ hands uWu on 
OwO him? 
UwU Dog. Twuwy, uWu by >_> youw >w< office you :3 may; uWu but I ÚwÚ think uWu they UwU that ^.^ touch 
:3 pitch uWu wiww >w< be >w< defiw'd. The UwU most uWu peaceabwe uWu way uWu fow you, ^-^ if you ^-^ do 
UwU take :3 a xDD thief, :3 is ^-^ to let him show ^-^ himsewf what ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and >_< steaw 
>_< out >_> of >_> youw :33 company. 
^w^ Vewg. You ^.^ have >_< been :33 awways called :3 a mewcifuw man, partner. 
UwU Dog. Twuwy, I would ^.^ nyot >_> hang :3 a ^.^ dog uWu by my wiww, >w< much ^-^ mowe :3 a man ^-^ who 
;;w;; hath ^-^ any xDD honyesty in >_> him. 
^w^ Vewg. >w< If you hear :3 a >w< chiwd x3 cwy in OwO the night, you >w< must caww ^-^ to OwO the 
ÚwÚ nyuwse ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid xDD hew still it. 
OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. OwO How ^-^ if OwO the ÚwÚ nyuwse >w< be asweep ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hear >_> us? 
UwU Dog. UwU Why then, xDD depawt in xDD peace ÚwÚ and let OwO the >w< chiwd :3 wake xDD hew with 
cwying; uWu fow OwO the ewe UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hear xDD hew ÚwÚ wamb when ^.^ it xDD baes uWu wiww 
never ÚwÚ answew :3 a >_> cawf when ^.^ he ^.^ bweats. 
^w^ Vewg. ^.^ 'Tis vewy true. 
UwU Dog. :3 This :3 is OwO the ^-^ end >_> of OwO the charge: you, constable, awe ^-^ to ÚwÚ pwesent 
OwO the Pwince's >_> own ^.^ pewson. >w< If you ^.^ meet OwO the Prince in OwO the night, 
you ^-^ may stay >_> him. 
^w^ Vewg. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu by'w >w< wady, UwU that I ÚwÚ think UwU 'a :3 cannyot. 
UwU Dog. ^.^ Five xDD shiwwings ^-^ to ^-^ onye ^-^ on't with ^-^ any man UwU that knows OwO the 
^w^ statutes, ^.^ he ^-^ may stay :3 him! x3 Mawwy, ^.^ nyot ^-^ without OwO the Prince >w< be 
wiwwing; uWu fow >_< indeed OwO the watch ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to offend nyo man, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 is 
OwO an OwO offence ^-^ to stay :3 a man x3 against his uWu wiww. 
^w^ Vewg. ^w^ By'w >w< wady, I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it >w< be ÚwÚ so. 
UwU Dog. Ha, ÚwÚ ah, ^-^ ha! Weww, masters, good ^-^ nyight. An there >w< be ^-^ any matter 
>_> of OwO weight ÚwÚ chances, caww OwO up >_> me. Keep >_> youw :3 fewwows' counsels ÚwÚ and 
>_> youw own, ÚwÚ and good ^-^ nyight. ^w^ Come, xDD nyeighbouw. 
OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. Weww, masters, ^-^ we hear ^-^ ouw :33 chawge. >_> Wet OwO us >w< go ^-^ sit here 
x3 upon OwO the church ^.^ bench ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ two, ÚwÚ and then >w< aww ^-^ to bed. 
UwU Dog. >_< Onye >_> wowd :3 mowe, >w< honyest nyeighbouws. I pray you watch about 
UwU Signyiow Leonato's uWu doow; uWu fow OwO the >w< wedding being there ^.^ tomowwow, 
there :3 is :3 a gweat ;;w;; coiw to-nyight. OwO Adieu. Be vigitant, I uWu beseech 
you. >_< Exeunt >w< [Dogbewwy ÚwÚ and Vewges]. 

x3 Entew >w< Bowachio ÚwÚ and Conrade. 

ÚwÚ Bowa. >_> What, :3 Conwade! 
OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. ^-^ [aside] UwU Peace! :33 stiw :33 nyot! 
ÚwÚ Bowa. Conwade, I :33 say! 
>_> Con. Here, xDD man. I x3 am at >w< thy ;;w;; ewbow. 
ÚwÚ Bowa. :33 Mass, ÚwÚ and my >_< ewbow >_> itch'd! I ^w^ thought there would :3 a xDD scab 
OwO fowwow. 
>_> Con. I uWu wiww owe ÚwÚ thee OwO an ÚwÚ answew uWu fow UwU that; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow :3 fowwawd with >w< thy 
>_> tawe. 
ÚwÚ Bowa. Stand ÚwÚ thee :33 cwose then uWu undew :3 this xDD penthouse, uWu fow ^.^ it xDD dwizzwes 
wain, ÚwÚ and I wiww, >_< wike :3 a OwO twue ^w^ dwunkawd, xDD uttew >w< aww ^-^ to thee. 
OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. ^-^ [aside] uWu Some tweason, >w< mastews. >_> Yet ^.^ stand UwU cwose. 
ÚwÚ Bowa. OwO Thewefowe xDD knyow I ^.^ have >_> eawnyed >_> of :3 Don uWu John :3 a ^w^ thousand UwU ducats. 
>_> Con. ^-^ Is ^.^ it possibwe UwU that ^-^ any xDD viwwany shouwd >w< be OwO so dear? 
ÚwÚ Bowa. Thou shouldst wathew ÚwÚ ask ^-^ if ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe possibwe ^-^ any xDD viwwany 
shouwd >w< be OwO so rich; uWu fow when rich >_< viwwains ^.^ have :3 nyeed >_> of UwU poow onyes, 
UwU poow ones ^-^ may ^-^ make what x3 pwice uWu they uWu wiww. 
>_> Con. I wonder at it. 
ÚwÚ Bowa. :33 That >w< shows :3 thou art ^-^ unconfiwm'd. Thou OwO knyowest UwU that OwO the 
^.^ fashion >_> of :3 a doublet, ^w^ ow :3 a hat, ^w^ ow :3 a >w< cwoak, :3 is nyothing ^-^ to :3 a xDD man. 
>_> Con. x3 Yes, ^.^ it :3 is ^w^ appawew. 
ÚwÚ Bowa. I UwU mean OwO the xDD fashion. 
>_> Con. x3 Yes, OwO the ^.^ fashion :3 is OwO the xDD fashion. 
ÚwÚ Bowa. Tush! I ^-^ may as ;;w;; weww uWu say OwO the foow's OwO the >_> foow. But >w< seest :3 thou 
^.^ nyot what :3 a ^w^ defowmed ^w^ thief :3 this ^.^ fashion ÚwÚ is? 
OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. ^-^ [aside] I xDD knyow UwU that Deformed. 'A >_< bas >_< been :3 a :3 viwe ^w^ thief 
:3 this :3 seven ^.^ yeaw; UwU 'a :33 goes OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down >_< wike :3 a gentleman. I wemembew 
his >w< nyame. 
ÚwÚ Bowa. >w< Didst :3 thou ^.^ nyot hear OwO somebody? 
>_> Con. Nyo; 'twas OwO the >w< vanye uWu on OwO the >_< house. 
ÚwÚ Bowa. >_> Seest :3 thou ;;w;; nyot, I ÚwÚ say, what :3 a ^w^ defowmed ^w^ thief :3 this ^.^ fashion ÚwÚ is? 
how giddily UwU 'a ;;w;; tuwns about >w< aww OwO the hot-bloods :3 between fouwteen 
ÚwÚ and five-and-thiwty? ^.^ sometimes ^w^ fashionying them >_< wike Phawaoh's 
xDD sowdiews in OwO the reechy xDD painting, sometime >_< wike god UwU Bew's priests 
in OwO the ^.^ owd church window, sometime >_< wike OwO the shaven xDD Hewcuwes in 
OwO the smiwch'd >w< wowm-eaten ^w^ tapestwy, xDD whewe his x3 codpiece uWu seems as 
xDD massy as his >_< cwub? 
>_> Con. ^-^ Aww :3 this I xDD see; ÚwÚ and I UwU see UwU that OwO the ^.^ fashion weaws >_< out ^-^ mowe 
apparel than OwO the xDD man. But art ^.^ nyot :3 thou thyself x3 giddy with OwO the 
^.^ fashion UwU too, UwU that :3 thou x3 hast shifted >_< out >_> of >w< thy xDD tawe OwO into x3 tewwing 
me >_> of OwO the UwU fashion? 
ÚwÚ Bowa. :3 Nyot OwO so nyeithew. But xDD knyow UwU that I ^.^ have ^.^ to-nyight >_< wooed Margaret, 
OwO the OwO Wady ^.^ Hewo's ^-^ gentwewoman, uWu by OwO the name >_> of Hero. She >_> weans me 
>_< out at xDD hew x3 mistwess' ;;w;; chambew window, >_< bids me :3 a ^w^ thousand xDD times 
good ÚwÚ nyight--I tell :3 this xDD tawe ÚwÚ viwewy; I shouwd ^.^ fiwst tell ÚwÚ thee how 
OwO the Pwince, ^.^ Cwaudio ÚwÚ and my :3 mastew, planted ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwaced ÚwÚ and 
possessed uWu by my ^w^ mastew :3 Don :33 John, ^-^ saw ^-^ afaw x3 off in OwO the owchawd :3 this 
amiable encounter. 
>_> Con. And ^w^ thought uWu they >_< Mawgawet ÚwÚ was uWu Hewo? 
ÚwÚ Bowa. >w< Two >_> of them :33 did, OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and uWu Cwaudio; uWu but OwO the ^w^ deviw my 
^w^ mastew knew ^.^ she ÚwÚ was ^w^ Mawgawet; ÚwÚ and pawtwy uWu by his oaths, ;;w;; which 
^.^ fiwst ^-^ possess'd ;;w;; them, pawtwy uWu by OwO the dark night, ;;w;; which >_> did x3 deceive 
;;w;; them, uWu but chiefwy uWu by my villany, ;;w;; which >_> did ;;w;; confiwm ^-^ any :3 swandew 
UwU that :3 Don uWu John xDD had made, away went ^.^ Cwaudio OwO enwag'd; :33 swowe ^.^ he would 
^.^ meet UwU hew, as ^.^ he ÚwÚ was >w< appointed, next xDD mownying at OwO the :3 tempwe, ÚwÚ and 
there, before OwO the xDD whowe congregation, ÚwÚ shame xDD hew with what ^.^ he ^-^ saw 
:33 o'ewnyight ÚwÚ and ^-^ send xDD hew UwU home UwU again ^-^ without :3 a >_> husband. 
OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. We chawge you in OwO the Pwince's name ^w^ stand! 
OwO 1. ^-^ Watch. ^-^ Caww OwO up OwO the ^.^ wight ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Constabwe. We ^.^ have here 
UwU wecuvw'd OwO the UwU most dangewous piece >_> of lechery UwU that >w< evew ÚwÚ was OwO knyown 
in OwO the :33 commonweawth. 
OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. And ^-^ onye x3 Defowmed :3 is ^-^ onye >_> of ^.^ them. I xDD knyow him; UwU 'a weaws :3 a 
lock. 
>_> Con. >w< Mastews, mastews-- 
OwO 1. ^-^ Watch. You'll >w< be :3 made bwing x3 Defowmed >w< fowth, I ;;w;; wawwant you. 
>_> Con. x3 Mastews-- 
OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. uWu Nyevew ÚwÚ speak, ^-^ we chawge you. >_> Wet OwO us ^-^ obey you ^-^ to >w< go with 
ÚwÚ us. 
ÚwÚ Bowa. We awe >_< wike ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy commodity, being :3 taken OwO up >_> of 
^.^ these xDD men's bills. 
>_> Con. OwO A UwU commodity in ^.^ question, I ;;w;; wawwant you. ^w^ Come, ^w^ we'ww ^-^ obey you. 
OwO Exeunt. 




Scene ^.^ IV. 
OwO A Room in Leonato's >_< house. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ Hewo, ÚwÚ and >_< Mawgawet ÚwÚ and Uwsuwa. 

Hero. Good >_< Uwsuwa, :3 wake my cousin xDD Beatwice ÚwÚ and desiwe xDD hew ^-^ to >_< wise. 
>_< Uws. I wiww, >_< wady. 
Hero. And ;;w;; bid xDD hew come hithew. 
>_< Uws. >_< Weww. [Exit.] 
>_< Mawg. :33 Twoth, I ÚwÚ think >_> youw uWu othew x3 webato ;;w;; wewe ^w^ bettew. 
Hero. No, pray ^.^ thee, good Meg, I'll wear ÚwÚ this. 
>_< Mawg. By my ^w^ twoth, xDD 's ^.^ nyot OwO so uWu good, ÚwÚ and I ;;w;; wawwant >_> youw cousin uWu wiww 
uWu say ÚwÚ so. 
Hero. UwU My cousin's :3 a fool, ÚwÚ and :3 thou art >_> anyothew. I'll wear UwU nyonye uWu but 
ÚwÚ this. 
>_< Mawg. I >_< wike OwO the OwO nyew tire within UwU excewwentwy, ^-^ if OwO the >_< haiw ;;w;; wewe :3 a 
^w^ thought browner; ÚwÚ and >_> youw :33 gown's :3 a UwU most x3 wawe x3 fashion, >w< i' ;;w;; faith. 
I ^-^ saw OwO the Duchess >_> of Miwan's UwU gown UwU that uWu they UwU pwaise ÚwÚ so. 
Hero. :33 O, UwU that OwO exceeds, uWu they >w< say. 
>_< Mawg. By my ^w^ twoth, xDD 's uWu but :3 a >_> nyightgown in >_< wespect >_> of ;;w;; youws-- 
ÚwÚ cwoth-o'-gowd ÚwÚ and >_> cuts, ÚwÚ and wac'd with siwvew, xDD set with peawws 
;;w;; down >w< sweeves, side-sweeves, ÚwÚ and skirts, x3 wound ÚwÚ undewbownye with 
:3 a x3 bwush tinsel. But uWu fow :3 a fine, ^w^ quaint, graceful, ÚwÚ and excellent 
x3 fashion, x3 youws :3 is wowth >w< ten on't. 
Hero. :3 God ^w^ give me ^.^ joy ^-^ to wear ^.^ it! uWu fow my OwO heawt :3 is >w< exceeding ÚwÚ heavy. 
>_< Mawg. 'Twiww >w< be heaview >_> soon uWu by OwO the OwO weight >_> of :3 a xDD man. 
Hero. ;;w;; Fie x3 upon thee! art ^.^ nyot >_< ashamed? 
>_< Mawg. x3 Of what, >w< wady? >_> of ;;w;; speaking ^w^ honyouwabwy? ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot mawwiage 
honyouwabwe in :3 a ;;w;; beggaw? ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot >_> youw lord honyouwabwe ^-^ without 
UwU mawwiage? I ÚwÚ think you would ^.^ have me ÚwÚ say, 'saving >_> youw reverence, 
:3 a husband.' An OwO bad >w< thinking ^-^ do ^.^ nyot wrest OwO twue >_< speaking, I'll 
offend nobody. ^-^ Is there ^-^ any harm in ^w^ 'the heaview uWu fow :3 a ^w^ husband'? 
None, I xDD think, OwO an ^.^ it >w< be OwO the ^.^ wight xDD husband ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ wight wife. 
;;w;; Othewwise 'tis >_< wight, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ heavy. ^-^ Ask my OwO Wady xDD Beatwice >w< ewse. 
;;w;; Hewe ^.^ she comes. 

x3 Entew Beatwice. 

Hero. Good ^.^ mowwow, >_> coz. 
uWu Beat. Good ^.^ mowwow, ^w^ sweet Hero. 
Hero. ÚwÚ Why, how ^w^ nyow? Do you speak in OwO the uWu sick tune? 
uWu Beat. I x3 am >_< out >_> of >w< aww uWu othew tunye, :3 methinks. 
>_< Mawg. Clap's OwO into 'Light o' wuv.' :33 That :33 goes ^-^ without :3 a burden. Do 
you sing it, ÚwÚ and I'll ^-^ dance it. 
uWu Beat. xDD Yea, 'Light o' wuv' with >_> youw heels! then, ^-^ if >_> youw xDD husband 
^.^ have ^-^ stabwes enyough, ^w^ you'ww UwU see ^.^ he uWu shaww wack nyo >w< bawnyes. 
>_< Mawg. :3 O illegitimate construction! I :33 scown UwU that with my heels. 
uWu Beat. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ awmost five o'cwock, UwU cousin; 'tis UwU time you ;;w;; wewe weady. 
By my ^w^ twoth, I x3 am >w< exceeding ill. Hey-ho! 
>_< Mawg. >_< Fow :3 a x3 hawk, :3 a OwO howse, ^w^ ow :3 a ^.^ husband? 
uWu Beat. >_< Fow OwO the letter UwU that begins them aww, H. 
>_< Mawg. Weww, OwO an you >w< be ^.^ nyot tuwn'd Turk, :33 thewe's nyo ^-^ mowe ^w^ saiwing uWu by 
OwO the staw. 
uWu Beat. What :3 means OwO the fool, >_< twow? 
>_< Mawg. Nyothing I; uWu but :3 God ^-^ send every ^-^ onye theiw ^w^ heawt's desiwe! 
Hero. ^.^ These ;;w;; gwuvs OwO the UwU Count x3 sent uWu me, uWu they awe OwO an excellent 
OwO pewfume. 
uWu Beat. I x3 am ;;w;; stuff'd, UwU cousin; I cannyot smeww. 
>_< Mawg. OwO A ;;w;; maid, ÚwÚ and stuff'd! There's ÚwÚ goodwy ^.^ catching >_> of cold. 
uWu Beat. :33 O, :3 God ^w^ hewp UwU me! :3 God ^w^ hewp UwU me! OwO How wong ^.^ have you profess'd 
x3 appwehension? 
>_< Mawg. :33 Evew >_< since you weft it. ^-^ Doth ^.^ nyot my ÚwÚ wit ÚwÚ become me uWu wawewy? 
uWu Beat. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu seen ^w^ enyough. You shouwd wear ^.^ it in >_> youw cap. By my 
^w^ twoth, I x3 am sick. 
>_< Mawg. UwU Get you >w< some >_> of :3 this distiww'd ^w^ cawduus >_> benyedictus ÚwÚ and uWu way ^.^ it 
^-^ to >_> youw ÚwÚ heawt. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the only xDD thing uWu fow :3 a :33 quawm. 
Hero. Thewe :3 thou prick'st xDD hew with :3 a x3 thistwe. 
uWu Beat. xDD Benyedictus? x3 why ^w^ benyedictus? You ^.^ have >w< some :33 mowaw in :3 this 
'benedictus.' 
>_< Mawg. ;;w;; Mowaw? No, uWu by my ^w^ twoth, I ^.^ have nyo :33 mowaw meanying; I meant 
;;w;; pwain holy x3 thistwe. You ^-^ may ÚwÚ think UwU pewchance UwU that I ÚwÚ think you awe 
in wuv. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu by'w >w< wady, I x3 am ^.^ nyot such :3 a OwO foow ^-^ to ÚwÚ think what I 
^w^ wist; :3 nyow I list ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ÚwÚ think what I uWu can; :3 nyow >_< indeed I cannyot 
xDD think, ^-^ if I would ÚwÚ think my OwO heawt >_< out >_> of ^-^ thinking, UwU that you awe in 
love, ^w^ ow UwU that you uWu wiww >w< be in love, ^w^ ow UwU that you can >w< be in wuv. 
>_> Yet UwU Benyedick ÚwÚ was such another, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow :3 is ^.^ he ÚwÚ become :3 a xDD man. ÚwÚ He 
:33 swowe ^.^ he would never uWu mawwy; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet :3 nyow in UwU despite >_> of his OwO heawt 
^.^ he ;;w;; eats his meat ^-^ without gwudging; ÚwÚ and how you ^-^ may >w< be OwO convewted I 
xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, uWu but >w< methinks you ÚwÚ wook with >_> youw eyes as uWu othew >w< women do. 
uWu Beat. What pace :3 is :3 this UwU that >w< thy :33 tongue keeps? 
>_< Mawg. :3 Nyot :3 a false >w< gawwop. 

x3 Entew Uwsuwa. 

>_< Uws. ^w^ Madam, withdraw. The Pwince, OwO the >w< Count, UwU Signyiow Benedick, :3 Don 
:33 John, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the xDD gawwants >_> of OwO the ^-^ town awe come ^-^ to ÚwÚ fetch you ^-^ to 
^-^ chuwch. 
Hero. Hewp ^-^ to dwess uWu me, good *shuffles closer* coz, good Meg, good Uwsuwa. 
[Exeunt.] 




Scene :3 V. 
The hall in Leonato's >_< house. 

x3 Entew OwO Weonyato ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< Constabwe xDD [Dogbewwy] ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO Headbowough >_< [vewges]. 

UwU Weon. What would you with uWu me, >w< honyest nyeighbouw? 
UwU Dog. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, I would ^.^ have >w< some >_< confidence with you UwU that decewns 
you >_> nyeawwy. 
UwU Weon. Brief, I pray OwO you; uWu fow you UwU see ^.^ it :3 is :3 a busy UwU time with >_> me. 
UwU Dog. x3 Mawwy, :3 this ^.^ it ;;w;; is, sir. 
^w^ Vewg. x3 Yes, in >w< twuth ^.^ it ;;w;; is, sir. 
UwU Weon. What :3 is it, my good uWu fwiends? 
UwU Dog. Goodman ^-^ Vewges, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ speaks :3 a wittwe x3 off OwO the :33 mattew--an ^.^ owd 
man, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and his xDD wits awe ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< bwunt :3 as, :3 God help, I would 
desiwe uWu they >w< wewe; ;;w;; but, in :33 faith, >w< honyest as OwO the ^.^ skin :3 between his 
OwO bwows. 
^w^ Vewg. x3 Yes, I :3 thank :3 God I x3 am as >w< honyest as ^-^ any man :3 wiving UwU that :3 is OwO an 
^.^ owd man ÚwÚ and nyo ^.^ honyestew than :3 I. 
UwU Dog. ^w^ Compawisons awe :3 odowous. ^-^ Pawabwas, UwU nyeighbouw Vewges. 
UwU Weon. Neighbours, you awe tedious. 
UwU Dog. ^w^ It pweases >_> youw wowship ^-^ to uWu say so, uWu but ^-^ we awe OwO the UwU poow >w< Duke's 
>_> officews; uWu but truly, uWu fow >_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe as >w< tedious as :3 a 
^-^ king, I :33 couwd find in my OwO heawt ^-^ to bestow ^.^ it >w< aww >_> of >_> youw worship. 
UwU Weon. ^-^ Aww >w< thy tediousness uWu on uWu me, xDD ah? 
UwU Dog. xDD Yea, in 'twere :3 a ^w^ thousand :3 pound ^-^ mowe than 'tis; uWu fow I hear as 
good ;;w;; excwamation uWu on >_> youw wowship as >_> of ^-^ any man in OwO the xDD city; ÚwÚ and 
>w< though I >w< be uWu but :3 a UwU poow man, I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to hear it. 
^w^ Vewg. And OwO so x3 am :3 I. 
UwU Weon. I would fain xDD knyow what you ^.^ have ^-^ to >w< say. 
^w^ Vewg. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ ouw watch to-night, xDD excepting >_> youw worship's 
presence, UwU ha' ta'en :3 a x3 coupwe >_> of as :33 awwant knyaves as ^-^ any in 
Messina. 
UwU Dog. OwO A good ^.^ owd man, siw; ^.^ he uWu wiww >w< be UwU tawking. UwU As uWu they ÚwÚ say, >w< 'When 
OwO the :3 age :3 is ÚwÚ in, OwO the ÚwÚ wit :3 is >_< out.' :3 God ^w^ hewp >_< us! ^.^ it :3 is :3 a x3 wowwd ^-^ to 
>w< see! ^.^ Weww said, >w< i' :33 faith, UwU nyeighbouw Vewges. Weww, God's :3 a good 
xDD man. An two x3 men ride >_> of :3 a OwO howse, ^-^ onye >w< must ride >w< behind. An >w< honyest 
>_> souw, >w< i' :33 faith, ;;w;; siw, uWu by my troth ^.^ he ;;w;; is, as >w< evew x3 bwoke UwU bwead; uWu but 
:3 God :3 is ^-^ to >w< be xDD wowshipp'd; >w< aww x3 men awe ^.^ nyot awike, alas, good 
nyeighbouw! 
UwU Weon. ;;w;; Indeed, uWu nyeighbouw, ^.^ he comes xDD too ^-^ showt >_> of you. 
UwU Dog. ÚwÚ Gifts UwU that :3 God uWu gives. 
UwU Weon. I >w< must xDD weave you. 
UwU Dog. >_< Onye ;;w;; wowd, sir. Our xDD watch, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ have >_< indeed compwehended two 
^w^ aspicious persons, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we would ^.^ have them :3 this xDD mownying examinyed 
before >_> youw worship. 
UwU Weon. ;;w;; Take theiw OwO examinyation yourself ÚwÚ and bwing ^.^ it >_> me. I x3 am :3 nyow in 
gweat haste, as ^.^ it ^-^ may :3 appeaw x3 unto you. 
UwU Dog. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be >w< suffigance. 
UwU Weon. Dwink >w< some xDD winye ewe you ^.^ go. Fawe you :33 weww. 

ÚwÚ [Entew :3 a Messengew.] 

Mess. UwU My lord, uWu they stay uWu fow you ^-^ to ^w^ give >_> youw daughter ^-^ to xDD hew 
>_> husband. 
UwU Weon. I'll OwO wait x3 upon ^.^ them. I x3 am weady. 
[Exeunt OwO Weonyato ÚwÚ and Messengew.] 
UwU Dog. Go, good ÚwÚ pawtnyew, >w< go >_< get you ^-^ to ^.^ Fwancis Seacoal; ;;w;; bid him bwing 
his ;;w;; pen ÚwÚ and >w< inkhown ^-^ to OwO the jaiw. We awe :3 nyow ^-^ to OwO examinyation ^.^ these 
^-^ men. 
^w^ Vewg. And ^-^ we >w< must ^-^ do ^.^ it wisewy. 
UwU Dog. We uWu wiww spawe uWu fow nyo wit, I ;;w;; wawwant you. Here's UwU that uWu shaww 
ÚwÚ dwive >w< some >_> of them ^-^ to :3 a UwU nyon-come. >_> Onwy >_< get OwO the ^w^ weawnyed :33 wwitew ^-^ to 
xDD set ;;w;; down ^-^ ouw ^-^ excommunyication, ÚwÚ and ^.^ meet me at OwO the jaiw. 
[Exeunt.] 




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^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. Scene :3 I. 
OwO A ^-^ chuwch. 

x3 Entew :3 Don ^-^ Pedwo, ^w^ [John x3 the] Bastard, Leonato, Fwiaw [Francis], :33 Cwaudio, 
Benedick, ÚwÚ Hewo, Beatrice, ^w^ [and Attendants]. 

UwU Weon. ^w^ Come, Fwiaw :33 Fwancis, >w< be brief. >_> Onwy ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; pwain fowm >_> of 
mawwiage, ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww UwU wecount theiw pawticuwaw ;;w;; duties 
x3 aftewwawds. 
^w^ Fwiaw. You come hithew, my lord, ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy :3 this >w< wady? 
>_> Cwaud. >_< Nyo. 
UwU Weon. ÚwÚ To >w< be married ^-^ to :3 hew. Friar, you come ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. 
^w^ Fwiaw. Lady, you come UwU hithew ^-^ to >w< be married ^-^ to :3 this ;;w;; count? 
Hero. I do. 
^w^ Fwiaw. >w< If ;;w;; eithew >_> of you xDD knyow ^-^ any >_< inwawd uWu impediment x3 why you shouwd 
^.^ nyot >w< be conjoinyed, I chawge you uWu on >_> youw souws ^-^ to xDD uttew it. 
>_> Cwaud. xDD Knyow you >_< any, uWu Hewo? 
Hero. None, my :33 wowd. 
^w^ Fwiaw. xDD Knyow you >_< any, ^w^ Count? 
UwU Weon. I dare ^-^ make his answer--none. 
>_> Cwaud. :33 O, what x3 men dare >w< do! what x3 men ^-^ may >w< do! what x3 men ;;w;; daiwy uWu do, ^.^ nyot 
ÚwÚ knyowing what uWu they >w< do! 
uWu Benye. OwO How ^w^ nyow? :3 intewjections? UwU Why then, >w< some >w< be >_> of laughing, :3 as, 
ÚwÚ ah, xDD ha, >w< he! 
>_> Cwaud. Stand ÚwÚ thee >_> by, ÚwÚ fwiaw. Father, uWu by >_> youw weave: 
uWu Wiww you with free ÚwÚ and unconstrained ^w^ souw 
>w< Give me :3 this maid >_> youw ^.^ daughtew? 
UwU Weon. UwU As fweewy, UwU son, as :3 God >_> did ^w^ give xDD hew >_> me. 
>_> Cwaud. And what ^.^ have I ^-^ to ^w^ give you xDD back uWu whose wowth 
May ^-^ countewpoise :3 this rich ÚwÚ and pwecious OwO gift? 
Pedwo. UwU Nyothing, unwess you render xDD hew again. 
>_> Cwaud. ^.^ Sweet Pwince, you learn me x3 nyobwe :3 thankfuwnyess. 
Thewe, Leonato, UwU take xDD hew xDD back again. 
>w< Give ^.^ nyot :3 this rotten ;;w;; owange ^-^ to >_> youw >w< fwiend. 
x3 She's uWu but OwO the >w< sign ÚwÚ and sembwance >_> of xDD hew honyouw. 
ÚwÚ Behowd how >_< wike :3 a maid ^.^ she bwushes :3 hewe! 
:33 O, what authowity ÚwÚ and show >_> of >w< twuth 
^w^ Can ÚwÚ cunnying xDD sin cuvw itsewf uWu withaw! 
x3 Comes ^.^ nyot UwU that UwU bwood as modest >_< evidence 
ÚwÚ To witness ÚwÚ simpwe uWu viwtue, Wouwd you ^.^ nyot sweaw, 
^-^ Aww you UwU that UwU see UwU hew, UwU that ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe :3 a maid 
By ^.^ these ^.^ extewiow OwO shows? But ^.^ she :3 is none: 
She knows OwO the heat >_> of :3 a >w< wuxuwious ^-^ bed; 
Her x3 bwush :3 is >_> guiwtinyess, ^.^ nyot ;;w;; modesty. 
UwU Weon. What ^-^ do you >_> mean, my UwU wowd? 
>_> Cwaud. :3 Nyot ^-^ to >w< be xDD mawwied, 
:3 Nyot ^-^ to xDD knyit my ^w^ souw ^-^ to OwO an appwuvd ^w^ wanton. 
UwU Weon. UwU Deaw my lord, ^-^ if you, in >_> youw >_> own proof, 
>_< Have ^.^ vanquish'd OwO the wesistance >_> of xDD hew xDD youth 
And :3 made x3 defeat >_> of xDD hew OwO viwginyity-- 
>_> Cwaud. I xDD knyow what you would >w< say. >w< If I ^.^ have OwO knyown UwU hew, 
You uWu wiww uWu say ^.^ she >_> did ^w^ embwace me as :3 a xDD husband, 
And OwO so ;;w;; extenyuate OwO the ÚwÚ fowehand UwU sin. 
No, Leonato, 
I never OwO tempted xDD hew with >_> wowd xDD too large, 
But, as :3 a bwothew ^-^ to his ;;w;; sistew, show'd 
Bashfuw sincewity ÚwÚ and comely wuv. 
Hero. And >w< seem'd I >w< evew otherwise ^-^ to you? 
>_> Cwaud. Out uWu on OwO the x3 seeming! I uWu wiww wwite x3 against it. 
You ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to me as xDD Dian in xDD hew ÚwÚ owb, 
UwU As >_< chaste as :3 is OwO the bud ewe ^.^ it >w< be bwown; 
But you awe ^-^ mowe intemperate in >_> youw UwU bwood 
>w< Than UwU Venyus, ^w^ ow x3 those ^w^ pamp'wed animals 
:33 That ;;w;; wage in savage :3 sensuawity. 
Hero. ^-^ Is my lord ;;w;; weww UwU that ^.^ he doth speak OwO so :3 wide? 
UwU Weon. ^.^ Sweet Pwince, x3 why speak ^.^ nyot you? 
Pedwo. What shouwd I speak? 
I ^.^ stand dishonour'd UwU that ^.^ have gonye about 
ÚwÚ To :3 wink my dear fwiend ^-^ to :3 a ^w^ common stale. 
UwU Weon. uWu Awe ^.^ these >w< things uWu spoken, ^w^ ow ^-^ do I uWu but uWu dweam? 
John. >_> Siw, uWu they awe uWu spoken, ÚwÚ and ^.^ these >w< things awe true. 
uWu Benye. :3 This looks ^.^ nyot >_< wike :3 a nuptial. 
Hero. 'True!' :3 O God! 
>_> Cwaud. Leonato, ^.^ stand I hewe? 
^-^ Is :3 this OwO the Pwince, ^-^ Is :3 this OwO the Pwince's xDD bwothew? 
^-^ Is :3 this ;;w;; face ^.^ Hewo's? uWu Awe ^-^ ouw eyes ^-^ ouw ^-^ own? 
UwU Weon. ^-^ Aww :3 this :3 is >w< so; uWu but what >_> of this, my UwU wowd? 
>_> Cwaud. >_> Wet me uWu but move ^-^ onye xDD question ^-^ to >_> youw >_> daughtew, 
And uWu by UwU that :3 fathewwy ÚwÚ and kindwy power 
:33 That you ^.^ have in UwU hew, ;;w;; bid xDD hew ÚwÚ answew ;;w;; twuwy. 
UwU Weon. I chawge ÚwÚ thee ^-^ do so, as :3 thou art my chiwd. 
Hero. :33 O, :3 God ^w^ defend UwU me! OwO How x3 am I ^.^ beset! 
What >w< kind >_> of ^.^ catechising caww you uWu this? 
>_> Cwaud. ÚwÚ To ^-^ make you ÚwÚ answew ^.^ twuwy ^-^ to >_> youw >w< nyame. 
Hero. ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot uWu Hewo? OwO Who can ^-^ bwot UwU that name 
x3 With ^-^ any ^.^ just wepwoach? 
>_> Cwaud. x3 Mawwy, UwU that can Hewo! 
:33 Hewo itsewf can ^-^ bwot >_< out ^.^ Hewo's ;;w;; viwtue. 
What man ÚwÚ was ^.^ he >w< tawk'd with you UwU yestewnyight, 
Out at >_> youw ^w^ window ;;w;; betwixt twewve ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ onye? 
Nyow, ^-^ if you awe :3 a ;;w;; maid, ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to ÚwÚ this. 
Hero. I >w< tawk'd with nyo man at UwU that xDD houw, my :33 wowd. 
Pedwo. ÚwÚ Why, then awe you nyo OwO maiden. Leonato, 
I x3 am >_< sowwy you >w< must heaw. :3 Upon my xDD honyouw, 
OwO Mysewf, my :33 bwothew, ÚwÚ and :3 this gwieved UwU Count 
OwO Did UwU see UwU hew, hear UwU hew, at UwU that hour last night 
x3 Tawk with :3 a >_< wuffian at xDD hew ;;w;; chambew window, 
OwO Who ;;w;; hath :3 indeed, UwU most >_< wike :3 a >_> wibewaw viwwain, 
Confess'd OwO the :3 viwe encountews uWu they ^.^ have xDD had 
OwO A ^w^ thousand xDD times in secret. 
John. :33 Fie, fie! uWu they awe ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be uWu nyam'd, my lord-- 
:3 Nyot ^-^ to >w< be xDD spoke >w< of; 
Thewe :3 is ^.^ nyot >_< chastity, enough in language 
Without OwO offence ^-^ to xDD uttew ^.^ them. ;;w;; Thus, pwetty >w< wady, 
I x3 am >_< sowwy uWu fow >w< thy >w< much misguvwnment. 
>_> Cwaud. :3 O Hewo! what :3 a :33 Hewo xDD hadst :3 thou >_< been 
>w< If half >w< thy >_> outwawd gwaces xDD had >_< been ^.^ pwac'd 
About >w< thy >_> thoughts ÚwÚ and counsels >_> of >w< thy >_< heawt! 
But fare ÚwÚ thee well, UwU most :3 fouw, UwU most faiw! Faweweww, 
Thou ÚwÚ puwe :3 impiety ÚwÚ and ;;w;; impious >w< puwity! 
>_< Fow ÚwÚ thee I'll ^-^ wock OwO up >w< aww OwO the ^w^ gates >_> of love, 
And uWu on my :33 eyewids uWu shaww >_< conjectuwe uWu hang, 
ÚwÚ To xDD tuwn >w< aww x3 beauty OwO into >_> thoughts >_> of :33 hawm, 
And never uWu shaww ^.^ it ^-^ mowe >w< be ;;w;; gwacious. 
UwU Weon. ;;w;; Hath nyo ÚwÚ man's dagger here :3 a point uWu fow x3 me? 
[Hero UwU swoons.] 
uWu Beat. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, ^-^ cousin? >w< Whewefowe sink you :33 down? 
John. Come let OwO us ^.^ go. ^.^ These OwO things, come ;;w;; thus ^-^ to >_< wight, 
^-^ Smothew xDD hew uWu spiwits :33 up. 
[Exeunt :3 Don ^-^ Pedwo, :3 Don :3 Juan, ÚwÚ and Claudio.] 
uWu Benye. OwO How doth OwO the >w< wady? 
uWu Beat. uWu Dead, I uWu think. :3 Hewp, uncwe! 
Hewo! >_> why, Hewo! ;;w;; Uncwe! UwU Signyiow x3 Benyedick! Friar! 
UwU Weon. :3 O ÚwÚ Fate, UwU take ^.^ nyot away >w< thy :33 heavy UwU hand! 
^.^ Death :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest cuvw uWu fow xDD hew ÚwÚ shame 
:33 That ^-^ may >w< be :33 wish'd OwO fow. 
uWu Beat. OwO How nyow, cousin uWu Hewo? 
^w^ Fwiaw. >_< Have UwU comfowt, >_< wady. 
UwU Weon. Dost :3 thou ÚwÚ wook ^.^ up? 
^w^ Fwiaw. xDD Yea, xDD whewefowe shouwd ^.^ she not? 
UwU Weon. >_< Whewefowe? ÚwÚ Why, doth ^.^ nyot every earthly xDD thing 
OwO Cwy ÚwÚ shame x3 upon uWu hew? Could ^.^ she here deny 
The story UwU that :3 is ;;w;; pwinted in xDD hew blood? 
Do ^.^ nyot live, Hero; ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; ope UwU thinye ^w^ eyes; 
>_< Fow, >_> did I ÚwÚ think :3 thou wouldst ^.^ nyot >_> quickwy x3 die, 
OwO Thought I >w< thy uWu spiwits ;;w;; wewe stronger than >w< thy ^.^ shames, 
Myself would uWu on OwO the ÚwÚ weawwawd >_> of ^w^ wepwoaches 
Stwike at >w< thy wife. Griev'd OwO I, I xDD had uWu but ÚwÚ onye? 
OwO Chiwd I uWu fow UwU that at xDD fwugaw nature's ^w^ fwame? 
:33 O, ^-^ onye xDD too >w< much uWu by thee! UwU Why xDD had I ÚwÚ onye? 
UwU Why >w< evew >_< wast :3 thou UwU wuvwy in my :3 eyes? 
UwU Why xDD had I ^.^ nyot with chawitabwe hand 
>_< Took OwO up :3 a beggar's xDD issue at my ^.^ gates, 
OwO Who ;;w;; smiwched ;;w;; thus ÚwÚ and ;;w;; miw'd with x3 infamy, 
I UwU might ^.^ have said, ^.^ 'Nyo part >_> of ^.^ it :3 is mine; 
:3 This ÚwÚ shame >_< dewives itsewf ^-^ fwom uWu unknyown >_< woins'? 
But ÚwÚ minye, ÚwÚ and >_< minye I ;;w;; wov'd, ÚwÚ and >_< minye I ^.^ pwais'd, 
And >_< minye UwU that I ÚwÚ was >_> pwoud OwO on--minye OwO so >w< much 
:33 That I ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ was ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ minye, 
xDD Vawuing >_> of ^-^ hew--why, :33 she, :33 O, ^.^ she :3 is OwO faww'n 
x3 Into :3 a ^.^ pit >_> of ;;w;; ink, UwU that OwO the ^-^ wide ÚwÚ sea 
;;w;; Hath ^.^ dwops xDD too xDD few ^-^ to wash xDD hew cwean uWu again, 
And salt xDD too wittwe ;;w;; which ^-^ may season ^w^ give 
ÚwÚ To xDD hew ;;w;; fouw :33 tainted flesh! 
uWu Benye. >_> Siw, ;;w;; siw, >w< be ÚwÚ patient. 
>_< Fow my UwU pawt, I x3 am OwO so attir'd in >_< wondew, 
I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^-^ to >w< say. 
uWu Beat. :33 O, uWu on my >_> souw, my cousin :3 is xDD bewied! 
uWu Benye. Lady, ;;w;; wewe you xDD hew >w< bedfewwow last :3 nyight? 
uWu Beat. No, truly, not; awthough, xDD untiw last night, 
I ^.^ have :3 this twelvemonth >_< been xDD hew >w< bedfewwow 
UwU Weon. >_< Confiwm'd, confiwm'd! :33 O, UwU that :3 is stronger :3 made 
^w^ Which ÚwÚ was before OwO baww'd OwO up with xDD wibs >_> of ;;w;; iwon! 
Wouwd OwO the two princes wie? ÚwÚ and ^.^ Cwaudio >_< wie, 
OwO Who :33 wov'd xDD hew OwO so UwU that, ;;w;; speaking >_> of xDD hew foulness, 
Wash'd ^.^ it with ÚwÚ teaws? >_< Hence ^-^ fwom her! let xDD hew ^-^ die. 
^w^ Fwiaw. >w< Heaw me :3 a >w< wittwe; 
>_< Fow I ^.^ have only >_< been ;;w;; siwent OwO so long, 
And >w< given uWu way x3 unto :3 this ^-^ couwse >_> of OwO fowtunye, 
By nyoting >_> of OwO the >_< wady. I ^.^ have OwO mawk'd 
OwO A ^w^ thousand :33 bwushing apparitions 
ÚwÚ To start OwO into xDD hew ;;w;; face, :3 a ^w^ thousand innyocent uWu shames 
UwU In :3 angew whitenyess beat away x3 those bwushes, 
And in xDD hew eye there ;;w;; hath appeaw'd :3 a x3 fiwe 
ÚwÚ To >_< buwn OwO the ewwows UwU that ^.^ these princes howd 
uWu Against xDD hew OwO maiden :33 twuth. ^-^ Caww me :3 a OwO foow; 
OwO Twust ^.^ nyot my reading :3 nyow my >w< obsewvation, 
^w^ Which with UwU expewimentaw >w< seaw doth ;;w;; wawwant 
The x3 tenyuwe >_> of my ^.^ book; xDD twust ^.^ nyot my ^-^ age, 
UwU My reverence, calling, :3 nyow divinyity, 
>w< If :3 this ^w^ sweet wady lie ^.^ nyot :33 guiwtwess here 
^.^ Undew >w< some >_> biting ewwow. 
UwU Weon. Friar, ^.^ it cannyot UwU be. 
Thou >w< seest UwU that >w< aww OwO the OwO gwace UwU that ^.^ she ;;w;; hath weft 
^-^ Is UwU that ^.^ she uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ add ^-^ to xDD hew uWu damnyation 
OwO A xDD sin >_> of perjury: ^.^ she ^.^ nyot ^w^ denyies it. 
UwU Why >_< seek'st :3 thou then ^-^ to cuvw with ;;w;; excuse 
:33 That ;;w;; which >_> appeaws in pwopew nakedness? 
^w^ Fwiaw. Lady, what man :3 is ^.^ he you awe ^w^ accus'd x3 of? 
Hero. ^.^ They xDD knyow UwU that ^-^ do :3 accuse me; I xDD knyow none. 
>w< If I xDD knyow ^-^ mowe >_> of ^-^ any man x3 awive 
>w< Than UwU that ;;w;; which OwO maiden x3 modesty doth x3 wawwant, 
>_> Wet >w< aww my x3 sins wack ^.^ mewcy! :3 O my fathew, 
uWu Pwuv you UwU that ^-^ any man with me >_< convews'd 
^.^ At ^w^ houws OwO unmeet, ^w^ ow UwU that I :33 yestewnyight 
OwO Maintain'd OwO the >_> change >_> of uWu wowds with ^-^ any creature, 
Wefuse uWu me, UwU hate uWu me, >_> towtuwe me ^-^ to >_< death! 
^w^ Fwiaw. Thewe :3 is >w< some ÚwÚ stwange misprision in OwO the OwO pwinces. 
uWu Benye. >w< Two >_> of them ^.^ have OwO the vewy bent >_> of >_> honyouw; 
And ^-^ if theiw >_> wisdoms >w< be miswed in this, 
The practice >_> of ^.^ it ;;w;; wives in uWu John OwO the UwU bastawd, 
uWu Whose uWu spiwits >_< toiw in fwame >_> of villanies. 
UwU Weon. I xDD knyow not. >w< If uWu they speak uWu but >w< twuth >_> of UwU hew, 
^.^ These ^.^ hands uWu shaww >w< teaw :3 hew. >w< If uWu they :33 wwong xDD hew xDD honyouw, 
The pwoudest >_> of them uWu shaww ;;w;; weww hear >_> of it. 
Time ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet OwO so dried :3 this UwU bwood >_> of ÚwÚ minye, 
Nyow :3 age OwO so xDD eat OwO up my >_< invention, 
Nyow >_> fowtunye :3 made such ^w^ havoc >_> of my means, 
Nyow my OwO bad life reft me OwO so >w< much >_> of fwiends, 
But uWu they uWu shaww find uWu awak'd in such :3 a >w< kind 
Both OwO stwength >_> of ^-^ wimb ÚwÚ and powicy >_> of UwU mind, 
:33 Abiwity in means, ÚwÚ and UwU choice >_> of fwiends, 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; quit me >_> of them throughly. 
^w^ Fwiaw. Pause :3 awhiwe 
And let my counsew ^.^ sway you in :3 this ^.^ case. 
Your daughter here OwO the princes weft uWu fow OwO dead, 
>_> Wet xDD hew :3 awhiwe >w< be secwetwy ^-^ kept ÚwÚ in, 
And pubwish ^.^ it UwU that ^.^ she :3 is UwU dead UwU indeed; 
Maintain :3 a ÚwÚ mouwnying ÚwÚ ostentation, 
And uWu on >_> youw OwO famiwy's ^.^ owd :33 monyument 
>w< Hang xDD mouwnfuw epitaphs, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do >w< aww :3 wites 
:33 That appertain x3 unto :3 a buwiaw. 
UwU Weon. What uWu shaww ÚwÚ become >_> of uWu this? What uWu wiww :3 this x3 do? 
^w^ Fwiaw. x3 Mawwy, :3 this ;;w;; weww xDD cawwied uWu shaww uWu on xDD hew behawf 
Change :3 swandew ^-^ to UwU wemowse. :33 That :3 is >w< some :33 good. 
But ^.^ nyot uWu fow UwU that ^-^ dweam I uWu on :3 this ÚwÚ stwange ^.^ couwse, 
But uWu on :3 this UwU twavaiw ÚwÚ wook uWu fow gweatew uWu biwth. 
She >_< dying, as ^.^ it >w< must >w< be OwO so xDD maintain'd, 
:3 Upon OwO the x3 instant UwU that ^.^ she ÚwÚ was ^-^ accus'd, 
:33 Shaww >w< be ÚwÚ wamented, pitied, ÚwÚ and excus'd 
x3 Of every >_< heawew; uWu fow ^.^ it OwO so ^.^ fawws >_< out 
:33 That what ^-^ we ^.^ have ^-^ we UwU pwize ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO the wowth 
ÚwÚ Whiwes ^-^ we enjoy it, uWu but being >_< wack'd ÚwÚ and lost, 
ÚwÚ Why, then ^-^ we wack OwO the vawue, then ^-^ we find 
The :3 viwtue UwU that UwU possession would ^.^ nyot show OwO us 
ÚwÚ Whiwes ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^-^ ouws. ^w^ So uWu wiww ^.^ it fare with Claudio. 
When ^.^ he uWu shaww hear ^.^ she ;;w;; died x3 upon his x3 wowds, 
^-^ Th' idea >_> of xDD hew life uWu shaww OwO sweetwy cweep 
x3 Into his study >_> of >_< imaginyation, 
And every UwU wuvwy organ >_> of xDD hew life 
:33 Shaww come appaweww'd in ^-^ mowe pwecious habit, 
Mowe ^.^ moving, delicate, ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of xDD wife, 
x3 Into OwO the eye ÚwÚ and OwO pwospect >_> of his ^w^ souw 
>w< Than when ^.^ she uWu wiv'd :3 indeed. ;;w;; Then uWu shaww ^.^ he mourn 
(If >w< evew love xDD had ;;w;; intewest in his liver) 
And ^w^ wish ^.^ he xDD had ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< accused hew-- 
No, >w< though >w< be ^w^ thought his ;;w;; accusation true. 
>_> Wet :3 this >w< be so, ÚwÚ and x3 doubt ^.^ nyot uWu but >_< success 
uWu Wiww ^.^ fashion OwO the ^-^ event in better ^-^ shape 
>w< Than I can uWu way ^.^ it ;;w;; down in wikewihood. 
But ^-^ if >w< aww ^-^ aim uWu but :3 this >w< be OwO weveww'd fawse, 
The >_> supposition >_> of OwO the lady's death 
uWu Wiww ÚwÚ quench OwO the wonder >_> of xDD hew OwO infamy. 
And ^-^ if ^.^ it sort ^.^ nyot well, you ^-^ may conceal UwU hew, 
UwU As :33 best uWu befits xDD hew >_< wounded uWu weputation, 
UwU In >w< some reclusive ÚwÚ and ^-^ wewigious xDD wife, 
Out >_> of >w< aww >_> eyes, OwO tongues, uWu minds, ÚwÚ and >w< injuwies. 
uWu Benye. UwU Signyiow Leonato, let OwO the ^w^ fwiaw :33 advise OwO you; 
And >w< though you xDD knyow my OwO inwawdnyess ÚwÚ and love 
^-^ Is vewy >w< much x3 unto OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and :33 Cwaudio, 
xDD Yet, uWu by >_< minye xDD honyouw, I uWu wiww ^-^ deaw in :3 this 
UwU As secwetwy ÚwÚ and justly as >_> youw ^w^ souw 
;;w;; Shouwd with >_> youw ÚwÚ body. 
UwU Weon. >_> Being UwU that I flow in gwief, 
The >w< smawwest ^w^ twinye ^-^ may ;;w;; wead >_> me. 
^w^ Fwiaw. ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; weww ;;w;; consented. x3 Pwesentwy away; 
>_< Fow ^-^ to ÚwÚ stwange >_> sowes stwangewy uWu they xDD stwain OwO the ^w^ cuwe. 
^w^ Come, >w< wady, die ^-^ to wive. :3 This >w< wedding :3 day 
Perhaps :3 is uWu but ^w^ pwowong'd. >_< Have >_< patience ÚwÚ and endure. 
>_< Exeunt [aww uWu but UwU Benyedick ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Beatwice]. 
uWu Benye. OwO Wady Beatrice, ^.^ have you >_> wept >w< aww :3 this whiwe? 
uWu Beat. xDD Yea, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww weep :3 a >_< whiwe longer. 
uWu Benye. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot desiwe ;;w;; that. 
uWu Beat. You ^.^ have nyo reason. I ^-^ do ^.^ it fweewy. 
uWu Benye. Suwewy I ^-^ do believe >_> youw fair cousin :3 is OwO wwonged. 
uWu Beat. xDD Ah, how >w< much UwU might OwO the man deserve >_> of me UwU that would ^.^ wight 
her! 
uWu Benye. ^-^ Is there ^-^ any uWu way ^-^ to show such x3 fwiendship? 
uWu Beat. OwO A vewy x3 even >_< way, uWu but nyo such >w< fwiend. 
uWu Benye. May :3 a man ^-^ do it? 
uWu Beat. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ man's >_> office, uWu but ^.^ nyot ^w^ youws. 
uWu Benye. I ^-^ do love nyothing in OwO the x3 wowwd OwO so ;;w;; weww as you. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot UwU that 
strange? 
uWu Beat. UwU As ÚwÚ stwange as OwO the xDD thing I xDD knyow not. ^w^ It ;;w;; wewe as possibwe uWu fow 
me ^-^ to uWu say I loved nyothing OwO so ;;w;; weww as you. But believe me not; ÚwÚ and 
ÚwÚ yet I lie not. I x3 confess nothing, :3 nyow I deny nothing. I x3 am >_< sowwy 
uWu fow my >w< cousin. 
uWu Benye. By my ;;w;; swowd, Beatrice, :3 thou wuvst >_> me. 
uWu Beat. Do ^.^ nyot sweaw, ÚwÚ and xDD eat it. 
uWu Benye. I uWu wiww uWu sweaw uWu by ^.^ it UwU that you love uWu me, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^-^ make him xDD eat 
^.^ it UwU that :33 says I love ^.^ nyot you. 
uWu Beat. uWu Wiww you ^.^ nyot xDD eat >_> youw UwU wowd? 
uWu Benye. x3 With nyo :33 sauce UwU that can >w< be devised ^-^ to it. I uWu pwotest I love 
thee. 
uWu Beat. UwU Why then, :3 God forgive UwU me! 
uWu Benye. What offence, ^w^ sweet Beatrice? 
uWu Beat. You ^.^ have stayed me in :3 a x3 happy hour. I ÚwÚ was about ^-^ to uWu pwotest I 
loved you. 
uWu Benye. And ^-^ do ^.^ it with >w< aww >w< thy ÚwÚ heawt. 
uWu Beat. I love you with OwO so >w< much >_> of my OwO heawt UwU that UwU nyonye :3 is weft ^-^ to 
uWu pwotest. 
uWu Benye. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; bid me ^-^ do ^w^ anything uWu fow thee. 
uWu Beat. Kiww Claudio. 
uWu Benye. Ha! ^.^ nyot uWu fow OwO the ^-^ wide world! 
uWu Beat. You :33 kiww me ^-^ to deny it. >w< Faweweww. 
uWu Benye. ^.^ Tawwy, ^w^ sweet Beatwice. 
uWu Beat. I x3 am gone, >w< though I x3 am here. Thewe :3 is nyo love in you. ;;w;; Nyay, I 
pray you let me ^.^ go. 
uWu Benye. Beatrice-- 
uWu Beat. UwU In :33 faith, I uWu wiww ^.^ go. 
uWu Benye. >w< We'ww >w< be fwiends >_> fiwst. 
uWu Beat. You dare ^-^ easiew >w< be fwiends with me than fight with >_< minye 
enyemy. 
uWu Benye. ^-^ Is ^.^ Cwaudio UwU thinye x3 enyemy? 
uWu Beat. ^-^ Is UwU 'a ^.^ nyot appwuvd in OwO the >_< height :3 a viwwain, UwU that ;;w;; hath 
>_< swandewed, scorned, ^.^ dishonyouwed my x3 kinswoman? :3 O UwU that I ;;w;; wewe :3 a 
^w^ man! ^-^ What? bear xDD hew in hand xDD untiw uWu they come ^-^ to UwU take x3 hands, ÚwÚ and 
then with uWu pubwic ;;w;; accusation, :33 uncuvw'd slander, uWu unmitigated 
wancouw--O God, UwU that I ;;w;; wewe :3 a ^w^ man! I would xDD eat his OwO heawt in OwO the 
mawket :3 pwace. 
uWu Benye. >w< Heaw uWu me, uWu Beatwice! 
uWu Beat. x3 Tawk with :3 a man >_< out at :3 a UwU window!-a pwopew xDD saying! 
uWu Benye. Nyay uWu but Beatrice-- 
uWu Beat. ^.^ Sweet Hewo! ^.^ she :3 is >_< wwong'd, ^.^ she :3 is sland'red, ^.^ she :3 is undonye. 
uWu Benye. Beat-- 
uWu Beat. ;;w;; Pwinces ÚwÚ and Counties! Suwewy :3 a >_< pwincewy ÚwÚ testimony, :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy 
count, UwU Count xDD Comfect, :3 a ^w^ sweet x3 gawwant ^w^ suwewy! :3 O UwU that I ;;w;; wewe :3 a man 
uWu fow his >w< sake! ^w^ ow UwU that I xDD had ^-^ any fwiend would >w< be :3 a man uWu fow my 
>w< sake! But :3 manhood :3 is uWu mewted OwO into cuwsies, valour OwO into compliment, 
ÚwÚ and x3 men awe only tuwn'd OwO into tongue, ÚwÚ and xDD twim ones ^w^ too. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 nyow 
as ÚwÚ vawiant as xDD Hewcuwes UwU that only uWu tewws :3 a ^.^ wie,and >_< sweaws it. I 
cannyot >w< be :3 a man with wishing; OwO thewefowe I uWu wiww die :3 a ^-^ woman with 
;;w;; gwieving. 
uWu Benye. ^.^ Tawwy, good Beatwice. By :3 this ;;w;; hand, I love thee. 
uWu Beat. ;;w;; Use ^.^ it uWu fow my love >w< some uWu othew uWu way than sweawing uWu by it. 
uWu Benye. :33 Think you in >_> youw ^w^ souw OwO the UwU Count ^.^ Cwaudio ;;w;; hath wrong'd uWu Hewo? 
uWu Beat. xDD Yea, as ^w^ suwe :3 is I ^.^ have :3 a ^w^ thought ^w^ ow :3 a ÚwÚ souw. 
uWu Benye. ^-^ Enyough, I x3 am engag'd, I uWu wiww challenge >_> him. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ kiss >_> youw 
;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and OwO so I xDD weave you. By :3 this ;;w;; hand, ^.^ Cwaudio uWu shaww render me :3 a 
dear xDD account. UwU As you hear >_> of uWu me, OwO so ÚwÚ think >_> of >_> me. uWu Go comfort >_> youw 
>w< cousin. I >w< must uWu say ^.^ she :3 is dead-and OwO so faweweww. 
[Exeunt.] 




Scene >_> II. 
OwO A prison. 

x3 Entew OwO the Constables >w< [Dogbewwy ÚwÚ and Verges] ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ Sexton, in UwU gowns, 
^w^ [and OwO the Watch, with Conrade and] >_> Bowachio. 

UwU Dog. ^-^ Is ^-^ ouw xDD whowe dissembwy ^.^ appeaw'd? 
^w^ Vewg. :33 O, :3 a ^w^ stoow ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< cushion uWu fow OwO the sexton. 
>w< Sex. ^w^ Which >w< be OwO the malefactors? 
UwU Dog. x3 Mawwy, UwU that x3 am I ÚwÚ and my partner. 
^w^ Vewg. ;;w;; Nyay, that's >w< cewtain. We ^.^ have OwO the exhibition ^-^ to OwO examinye. 
>w< Sex. But ;;w;; which awe OwO the offendews UwU that awe ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; examinyed? let them 
come before ^-^ Mastew ;;w;; Constabwe. 
UwU Dog. xDD Yea, >w< mawwy, let them come before >_> me. What :3 is >_> youw uWu nyame, 
fwiend? 
Bor. >_> Bowachio. 
UwU Dog. ;;w;; Pway wwite ;;w;; down >_> Bowachio. ^-^ Youws, sirrah? 
>_> Con. I x3 am :3 a ;;w;; gentweman, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and my name :3 is Conrade. 
UwU Dog. x3 Wwite ;;w;; down ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Gentweman Conrade. >w< Mastews, ^-^ do you sewve 
^.^ God? 
Both. xDD Yea, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ we :33 hope. 
UwU Dog. x3 Wwite ;;w;; down UwU that uWu they >w< hope uWu they sewve ÚwÚ God; ÚwÚ and wwite :3 God :33 fiwst, 
uWu fow :3 God ^w^ defend uWu but :3 God shouwd >w< go before such ^-^ viwwains! >w< Mastews, 
^.^ it :3 is ÚwÚ pwuvd already UwU that you awe wittwe better than false 
knaves, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< go ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ thought OwO so >w< showtwy. OwO How ÚwÚ answew 
you uWu fow yourselves? 
>_> Con. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ we uWu say ^-^ we awe none. 
UwU Dog. OwO A ^-^ mawvewwous ^w^ witty fewwow, I assuwe OwO you; uWu but I uWu wiww >w< go about 
with >_> him. Come you hithew, sirrah. OwO A >_> wowd in >_> youw OwO eaw. >_> Siw, I uWu say 
^-^ to you, ^.^ it :3 is ^w^ thought you awe false knyaves. 
ÚwÚ Bowa. >_> Siw, I uWu say ^-^ to you ^-^ we awe none. 
UwU Dog. Weww, ^.^ stand OwO aside. Fowe God, uWu they awe uWu both in :3 a >_> tawe. 
>_< Have you :3 wwit ;;w;; down UwU that uWu they awe >_> nyonye? 
>w< Sex. ^-^ Mastew :33 Constabwe, you >w< go ^.^ nyot OwO the uWu way ^-^ to OwO examinye. You >w< must caww 
:3 fowth OwO the watch UwU that awe theiw uWu accusews. 
UwU Dog. xDD Yea, >w< mawwy, that's OwO the :3 eftest way. >_> Wet OwO the watch come fowth. 
>w< Mastews, I chawge you in OwO the Pwince's name :3 accuse ^.^ these ^-^ men. 
OwO 1. ^-^ Watch. :3 This man said, ;;w;; siw, UwU that :3 Don uWu John OwO the Pwince's bwothew 
ÚwÚ was :3 a :3 viwwain. 
UwU Dog. x3 Wwite ;;w;; down Prince uWu John :3 a :3 viwwain. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is fwat >_< pewjuwy, 
^-^ to caww :3 a >w< pwince's bwothew :3 viwwain. 
ÚwÚ Bowa. ^-^ Mastew uWu Constabwe-- 
UwU Dog. ;;w;; Pway ^.^ thee, fewwow, ^-^ peace. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike >w< thy look, I pwomise 
thee. 
>w< Sex. What heard you him uWu say xDD ewse? 
OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. x3 Mawwy, UwU that ^.^ he xDD had >_< weceived :3 a ^w^ thousand ^w^ ducats >_> of :3 Don uWu John 
uWu fow :3 accusing OwO the OwO Wady :33 Hewo >_> wwongfuwwy. 
UwU Dog. Fwat buwgwawy as >w< evew ÚwÚ was uWu committed. 
^w^ Vewg. xDD Yea, uWu by th' ;;w;; mass, UwU that ^.^ it is. 
>w< Sex. What ewse, fewwow? 
OwO 1. ^-^ Watch. And UwU that UwU Count ^.^ Cwaudio >_> did >_> mean, x3 upon his x3 wowds, ^-^ to 
>w< disgwace :33 Hewo before OwO the xDD whowe assembly, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. 
UwU Dog. :3 O viwwain! :3 thou xDD wiwt >w< be :33 condemn'd OwO into xDD evewwasting xDD wedemption 
uWu fow ÚwÚ this. 
>w< Sex. What xDD ewse? 
^-^ Watchmen. :3 This :3 is all. 
>w< Sex. And :3 this :3 is :3 mowe, masters, than you can deny. Prince uWu John :3 is 
:3 this xDD mownying secwetwy stow'n >_> away. :33 Hewo ÚwÚ was in :3 this manner 
^-^ accus'd, in :3 this manner :33 wefus'd, ÚwÚ and x3 upon OwO the >w< gwief >_> of :3 this 
:33 suddenwy died. ^-^ Mastew :33 Constabwe, let ^.^ these x3 men >w< be bound ÚwÚ and 
^w^ bwought ^-^ to uWu Weonyato's. I uWu wiww >w< go before ÚwÚ and show him theiw 
ÚwÚ examinyation. [Exit.] 
UwU Dog. ^w^ Come, let them >w< be ;;w;; opinyion'd. 
^w^ Vewg. >_> Wet them >w< be in OwO the OwO hands-- 
>_> Con. >_< Off, x3 coxcomb! 
UwU Dog. God's my xDD wife, ^w^ whewe's OwO the ÚwÚ sexton? >_> Wet him wwite ;;w;; down OwO the 
Pwince's ^w^ officew ^-^ coxcomb. ^w^ Come, uWu bind ^w^ them.--Thou ^-^ nyaughty ÚwÚ vawwet! 
>_> Con. xDD Away! you awe OwO an ass, you awe OwO an ass. 
UwU Dog. Dost :3 thou ^.^ nyot :3 suspect my :3 pwace? Dost :3 thou ^.^ nyot :3 suspect my 
OwO yeaws? :3 O UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe here ^-^ to wwite me ;;w;; down OwO an ^w^ ass! But, masters, 
wemembew UwU that I x3 am OwO an ass. ^-^ Though ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ nyot written down, ÚwÚ yet 
^-^ fowget ^.^ nyot UwU that I x3 am OwO an ass. No, :3 thou viwwain, :3 thou art :33 fuww >_> of 
piety, as uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ pwov'd x3 upon ÚwÚ thee uWu by good witnyess. I x3 am :3 a xDD wise 
fellow; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; which :3 is :3 mowe, OwO an officer; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; which :3 is :3 mowe, :3 a 
househowdew; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; which :3 is :3 mowe, as pwetty :3 a piece >_> of ^.^ fwesh as ^-^ any 
:3 is in Messinya, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye UwU that knows OwO the waw, >w< go to! ÚwÚ and :3 a rich 
:3 fewwow enyough, >w< go to! ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 fewwow UwU that ;;w;; hath xDD had ^.^ wosses; ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye 
UwU that ;;w;; hath two >w< gowns ÚwÚ and OwO evewything xDD handsome about >_> him. >_< Bwing him 
>_> away. :3 O UwU that I xDD had >_< been :3 wwit ;;w;; down OwO an ^w^ ass! 
OwO Exeunt. 




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^-^ ACT :3 V. Scene :3 I. 
The street, ;;w;; nyeaw Leonato's >_< house. 

x3 Entew OwO Weonyato ÚwÚ and his bwothew OwO [ :3 Antonyio]. 

:3 Ant. >w< If you >w< go uWu on thus, you uWu wiww :33 kiww OwO youwsewf, 
And 'tis ^.^ nyot OwO wisdom ;;w;; thus ^-^ to uWu second >w< gwief 
uWu Against OwO youwsewf. 
UwU Weon. I pray ÚwÚ thee OwO cease >w< thy counsew, 
^w^ Which ^.^ fawws OwO into >_< minye ears as >w< pwofitwess 
UwU As >w< watew in :3 a sieve. >w< Give ^.^ nyot me counsew, 
Nyow let nyo ;;w;; comfowtew dewight >_< minye ear 
But such :3 a ^-^ onye uWu whose ^-^ wwongs ^-^ do suit with x3 minye. 
>_< Bwing me :3 a fathew UwU that OwO so :33 wov'd his OwO chiwd, 
uWu Whose ^.^ joy >_> of xDD hew :3 is ^w^ uvwwhewm'd >_< wike ÚwÚ minye, 
And ;;w;; bid him speak ^-^ to me >_> of uWu patience. 
Measure his >_> woe OwO the wength ÚwÚ and bweadth >_> of ÚwÚ minye, 
And let ^.^ it ÚwÚ answew every xDD stwain uWu fow ^.^ stwain, 
UwU As ;;w;; thus uWu fow thus, ÚwÚ and such :3 a >w< gwief uWu fow :33 such, 
UwU In every ;;w;; winyeament, branch, ^w^ shape, ÚwÚ and fowm. 
>w< If such :3 a ^-^ onye uWu wiww >_> smiwe ÚwÚ and OwO stwoke his ÚwÚ beawd, 
UwU Bid UwU sowwow :3 wag, x3 cwy x3 'hem' when ^.^ he shouwd groan, 
Patch >w< gwief with pwuvwbs, ^-^ make ^-^ misfowtunye dwunk 
x3 With :33 candwe-wastews--bwing him ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to uWu me, 
And I >_> of him uWu wiww x3 gathew uWu patience. 
But there :3 is nyo such >w< man; for, :33 bwothew, x3 men 
^w^ Can counsew ÚwÚ and speak comfort ^-^ to UwU that >w< gwief 
^w^ Which uWu they themsewves ^.^ nyot >_> feew; ;;w;; but, ^w^ tasting it, 
Their counsew ;;w;; tuwns ^-^ to :3 passion, ;;w;; which before 
Wouwd ^w^ give preceptial >w< medicinye ^-^ to wage, 
Fettew >w< stwong UwU madnyess in :3 a silken thwead, 
Chawm x3 ache with ÚwÚ aiw ÚwÚ and OwO agony with wowds. 
No, no! ^.^ 'Tis >w< aww xDD men's >w< office ^-^ to speak >_< patience 
ÚwÚ To x3 those UwU that wwing uWu undew OwO the woad >_> of xDD sowwow, 
But nyo ÚwÚ man's :3 viwtue :3 nyow sufficiency 
ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO so :33 mowaw when ^.^ he uWu shaww >_> enduwe 
The >_< wike :3 himsewf. OwO Thewefowe ^w^ give me nyo x3 counsew. 
UwU My gwiefs x3 cwy woudew than advewtisement. 
:3 Ant. ÚwÚ Thewein ^-^ do x3 men ^-^ fwom chiwdwen nyothing differ. 
UwU Weon. I pray ÚwÚ thee ^-^ peace. I uWu wiww >w< be ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and bwood; 
>_< Fow there ÚwÚ was never ÚwÚ yet philosopher 
:33 That :33 couwd >_> enduwe OwO the ^w^ toothache :33 patientwy, 
Howevew uWu they ^.^ have :3 wwit OwO the ^w^ stywe >_> of UwU gods 
And :3 made :3 a push at uWu chance ÚwÚ and uWu suffewance. 
:3 Ant. >_> Yet ^-^ bend ^.^ nyot >w< aww OwO the harm x3 upon OwO youwsewf. 
UwU Make x3 those UwU that ^-^ do offend you suffer ^w^ too. 
UwU Weon. Thewe :3 thou OwO speak'st reason. ;;w;; Nyay, I uWu wiww ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. 
UwU My ^w^ souw doth tell me :33 Hewo :3 is ^w^ bewied; 
And UwU that uWu shaww ^.^ Cwaudio know; OwO so uWu shaww OwO the Pwince, 
And >w< aww >_> of them UwU that ;;w;; thus ^-^ dishonyouw :3 hew. 

x3 Entew :3 Don >w< Pedwo ÚwÚ and Claudio. 

:3 Ant. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and ^.^ Cwaudio hastily. 
Pedwo. Good den, Good den. 
>_> Cwaud. Good :3 day ^-^ to uWu both >_> of you. 
UwU Weon. >w< Heaw you, my UwU wowds! 
Pedwo. We ^.^ have >w< some haste, :3 Weonyato. 
UwU Weon. uWu Some haste, my wowd! well, fare you well, my :33 wowd. 
uWu Awe you OwO so ^-^ hasty ^w^ nyow? Weww, >w< aww :3 is ^w^ onye. 
Pedwo. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< quawwew with >w< us, good ^.^ owd xDD man. 
:3 Ant. >w< If ^.^ he :33 couwd ^.^ wight ^-^ himsewf with UwU quawwewwing, 
uWu Some >_> of OwO us would lie ;;w;; wow. 
>_> Cwaud. OwO Who ^-^ wwongs OwO him? 
UwU Weon. x3 Mawwy, :3 thou OwO dost :33 wwong uWu me, :3 thou >_> dissembwew, thou! 
;;w;; Nyay, never uWu way >w< thy hand x3 upon >w< thy swowd; 
I ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ thee not. 
>_> Cwaud. Mary, OwO beshwew my hand 
>w< If ^.^ it shouwd ^w^ give >_> youw :3 age such cause >_> of fear. 
UwU In :33 faith, my hand meant nyothing ^-^ to my ^w^ swowd. 
UwU Weon. ÚwÚ Tush, uWu tush, ^w^ man! never fweew ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ jest at me 
I speak ^.^ nyot >_< wike :3 a dotard :3 nyow :3 a fool, 
UwU As uWu undew UwU pwiviwege >_> of :3 age ^-^ to brag 
What I ^.^ have x3 donye being young, ^w^ ow what would uWu do, 
Were I ^.^ nyot ^.^ owd. Knyow, :33 Cwaudio, ^-^ to >w< thy uWu head, 
Thou x3 hast OwO so wrong'd >_< minye innyocent >w< chiwd ÚwÚ and me 
:33 That I x3 am fowc'd ^-^ to uWu way my uWu wevewence uWu by 
And, with :3 gwey ^w^ haiws ÚwÚ and >_< bwuise >_> of many OwO days, 
Do challenge ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to UwU twiaw >_> of :3 a xDD man. 
I uWu say :3 thou x3 hast belied >_< minye innyocent x3 chiwd; 
x3 Thy :3 swandew ;;w;; hath gonye OwO thwough ÚwÚ and OwO thwough xDD hew xDD heawt, 
And ^.^ she >_> wied buwied with xDD hew ancestows- 
:33 O, in :3 a tomb xDD whewe never OwO scandaw slept, 
ÚwÚ Save :3 this >_> of x3 hews, x3 fwam'd uWu by >w< thy villany! 
>_> Cwaud. UwU My viwwany? 
UwU Weon. Thine, uWu Cwaudio; UwU thinye I >w< say. 
Pedwo. You uWu say ^.^ nyot >_< wight, ^.^ owd man 
UwU Weon. UwU My lord, my lord, 
I'll ^w^ pwuv ^.^ it uWu on his ÚwÚ body ^-^ if ^.^ he dare, 
Despite his nice :33 fence ÚwÚ and his ^-^ active pwactice, 
His May >_> of xDD youth ÚwÚ and UwU bwoom >_> of ÚwÚ wustihood. 
>_> Cwaud. xDD Away! I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ^-^ to ^-^ do with you. 
UwU Weon. OwO Canst :3 thou OwO so :3 daff x3 me? Thou x3 hast xDD kiww'd my chiwd. 
>w< If :3 thou kill'st uWu me, OwO boy, :3 thou ^-^ shawt :33 kiww :3 a xDD man. 
UwU And. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww :33 kiww two >_> of >w< us, ÚwÚ and x3 men >_< indeed 
But that's nyo matter; let him :33 kiww ^-^ onye >_> fiwst. 
:3 Win me ÚwÚ and wear UwU me! >_> Wet him ÚwÚ answew >_> me. 
^w^ Come, follow uWu me, UwU boy,. ^w^ Come, x3 siw OwO boy, come follow >_> me. 
Sir OwO boy, I'll x3 whip you ^-^ fwom >_> youw >w< foinying fence! 
;;w;; Nyay, as I x3 am :3 a ;;w;; gentweman, I uWu wiww. 
UwU Weon. uWu Bwothew-- 
:3 Ant. Content OwO youwsewf. :3 God knows I :33 wov'd my niece, 
And ^.^ she :3 is OwO dead, slander'd ^-^ to death uWu by viwwains, 
:33 That dare as ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ answew :3 a man >_< indeed 
UwU As I dare UwU take :3 a sewpent uWu by OwO the OwO tongue. 
Boys, ^.^ apes, bwaggawts, UwU jacks, milksops! 
UwU Weon. ^w^ Bwothew ^-^ Anthony-- 
:3 Ant. Hold you ÚwÚ content. >_> What, ^w^ man! I xDD knyow ;;w;; them, ^-^ yea, 
And what uWu they UwU weigh, x3 even ^-^ to OwO the xDD utmost scwupwe, 
Scambwing, >_> outfacing, fashion-monging uWu boys, 
:33 That lie ÚwÚ and :33 cog ÚwÚ and fwout, ^w^ depwave ÚwÚ and slander, 
uWu Go anticwy, show >_> outwawd hideousnyess, 
And speak x3 off half :3 a ;;w;; dozen dang'wous x3 wowds, 
OwO How uWu they UwU might hurt theiw ;;w;; enyemies, ^-^ if uWu they durst; 
And :3 this :3 is all. 
UwU Weon. But, bwothew ^-^ Anthony-- 
:3 Ant. ^w^ Come, 'tis nyo OwO mattew. 
Do ^.^ nyot you meddle; let me ^-^ deaw in ÚwÚ this. 
Pedwo. :3 Gentwemen ^.^ both, ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :3 wake >_> youw uWu patience. 
UwU My OwO heawt :3 is >_< sowwy uWu fow >_> youw :33 daughtew's ^w^ death; 
But, uWu on my xDD honyouw, ^.^ she ÚwÚ was OwO chawg'd with nyothing 
But what ÚwÚ was true, ÚwÚ and vewy :33 fuww >_> of proof. 
UwU Weon. UwU My lord, my lord-- 
Pedwo. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hear you. 
UwU Weon. ;;w;; Nyo? ^w^ Come, :33 bwothew, ;;w;; away!--I uWu wiww >w< be UwU heawd. 
:3 Ant. And ^-^ shaww, ^w^ ow >w< some >_> of OwO us uWu wiww smawt uWu fow it. 
>_< Exeunt ^w^ ambo. 

x3 Entew x3 Benyedick. 

Pedwo. ^w^ See, >w< see! ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the man ^-^ we went ^-^ to ^w^ seek. 
>_> Cwaud. Nyow, UwU signyiow, what x3 nyews? 
uWu Benye. Good day, my :33 wowd. 
Pedwo. Wewcome, :33 signyiow. You awe ^w^ awmost come ^-^ to part ^w^ awmost :3 a fray. 
>_> Cwaud. We xDD had x3 wik'd ^-^ to ^.^ have xDD had ^-^ ouw two xDD nyoses >w< snyapp'd x3 off with two 
^.^ owd x3 men ^-^ without teeth. 
Pedwo. OwO Weonyato ÚwÚ and his brother. What think'st thou? Had ^-^ we OwO fought, 
I x3 doubt ^-^ we shouwd ^.^ have >_< been xDD too x3 young uWu fow ^.^ them. 
uWu Benye. UwU In :3 a false >_< quawwew there :3 is nyo OwO twue vawouw. I came ^-^ to >w< seek 
you >_> both. 
>_> Cwaud. We ^.^ have >_< been OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down ^-^ to >w< seek thee; uWu fow ^-^ we awe high-pwoof 
mewanchowy, ÚwÚ and would fain ^.^ have ^.^ it >_> beaten >_> away. uWu Wiwt :3 thou ;;w;; use >w< thy 
^.^ wit? 
uWu Benye. ^w^ It :3 is in my scabbard. :33 Shaww I dwaw it? 
Pedwo. Dost :3 thou wear >w< thy ÚwÚ wit uWu by >w< thy x3 side? 
>_> Cwaud. uWu Nyevew ^-^ any >_> did so, >w< though vewy many ^.^ have >_< been >_> beside theiw 
wit. I uWu wiww ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee x3 dwaw, as ^-^ we ^-^ do OwO the >_> minstwew--dwaw ^-^ to 
^w^ pweasuwe ÚwÚ us. 
Pedwo. UwU As I x3 am OwO an >w< honyest man, ^.^ he looks ÚwÚ pawe. Awt :3 thou uWu sick ^w^ ow 
angwy? 
>_> Cwaud. >_> What, :3 couwage, ^w^ man! What >w< though cawe xDD kiww'd :3 a ^w^ cat, :3 thou x3 hast 
mettle enough in ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :33 kiww cawe. 
uWu Benye. >_> Siw, I uWu shaww ^.^ meet >_> youw ÚwÚ wit in OwO the career OwO an you chawge ^.^ it 
x3 against >_> me. I pray you OwO choose another ^w^ subject. 
>_> Cwaud. Nyay then, ^w^ give him another ^.^ staff; :3 this last ÚwÚ was x3 bwoke ;;w;; cwoss. 
Pedwo. By :3 this >_< wight, ^.^ he x3 changes ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ and more. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he >w< be :3 angwy 
:3 indeed. 
>_> Cwaud. >w< If ^.^ he ^.^ be, ^.^ he knows how ^-^ to xDD tuwn his UwU giwdwe. 
uWu Benye. :33 Shaww I speak :3 a >_> wowd in >_> youw :3 eaw? 
>_> Cwaud. :3 God bless me ^-^ fwom :3 a OwO chawwenge! 
uWu Benye. >_> [aside ^-^ to >w< Cwaudio] You awe :3 a :3 viwwain. I ÚwÚ jest not; I uWu wiww ^-^ make 
^.^ it good how you dare, with what you dare, ÚwÚ and when you >_> dawe. Do 
me >_< wight, ^w^ ow I uWu wiww uWu pwotest >_> youw cowardice. You ^.^ have xDD kiww'd :3 a 
^w^ sweet >w< wady, ÚwÚ and xDD hew death uWu shaww ^-^ faww :33 heavy uWu on you. >_> Wet me hear 
^-^ fwom you. 
>_> Cwaud. Weww, I uWu wiww ^.^ meet you, OwO so I ^-^ may ^.^ have good ^.^ cheew. 
Pedwo. >_> What, :3 a >w< feast, :3 a :3 feast? 
>_> Cwaud. uWu I' :33 faith, I :3 thank ^w^ him, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ;;w;; bid me ^-^ to :3 a calve's head ÚwÚ and 
:3 a capon, OwO the ;;w;; which ^-^ if I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot cawve UwU most cuwiouswy, uWu say my 
knife's ^.^ nyaught. :33 Shaww I ^.^ nyot find :3 a ^-^ woodcock too? 
uWu Benye. >_> Siw, >_> youw ÚwÚ wit UwU ambwes ;;w;; weww; ^.^ it :33 goes x3 easiwy. 
Pedwo. I'll tell ÚwÚ thee how xDD Beatwice ^.^ pwais'd >w< thy ÚwÚ wit OwO the uWu othew day. I 
^w^ said :3 thou xDD hadst :3 a fine >_< wit: 'True,' ^w^ said :33 she, UwU 'a fine wittwe 
onye.' ^-^ 'Nyo,' ^w^ said OwO I, UwU 'a gweat ^-^ wit.' ^w^ 'Wight,' :33 says :33 she, UwU 'a gweat 
:3 gwoss onye.' UwU 'Nyay,' ^w^ said OwO I, UwU 'a good ^-^ wit.' OwO 'Just,' ^w^ said :33 she, 'it 
hurts :3 nyobody.' UwU 'Nyay,' ^w^ said OwO I, ^w^ 'the ^-^ gentweman :3 is UwU wise.' 'Certain,' 
^w^ said :33 she, :3 a xDD wise gentweman.' UwU 'Nyay,' ^w^ said OwO I, 'he ;;w;; hath OwO the 
ÚwÚ tongues.' UwU 'That I >_< bewieve' ^w^ said :33 she, 'for ^.^ he :33 swowe :3 a xDD thing ^-^ to me 
uWu on Monday night ;;w;; which ^.^ he fowswowe uWu on >w< Tuesday x3 mownying. There's :3 a 
double UwU tongue; :33 thewe's two ÚwÚ tongues.' ÚwÚ Thus >_> did ^.^ she OwO an hour 
>_> togethew transshape >w< thy pawticuwaw virtues. >_> Yet at last ^.^ she 
concwuded with :3 a >w< sigh, :3 thou >_< wast OwO the proper'st man in :3 Itawy. 
>_> Cwaud. >_< Fow OwO the ;;w;; which ^.^ she >_> wept >_> heawtiwy ÚwÚ and ^w^ said ^.^ she ^w^ cawed not. 
Pedwo. xDD Yea, UwU that ^.^ she did; uWu but >_> yet, uWu fow >w< aww UwU that, OwO an ^-^ if ^.^ she >_> did ^.^ nyot 
UwU hate him deadly, ^.^ she would love him uWu deawwy. The ^.^ owd ÚwÚ man's 
daughter told OwO us all. 
>_> Cwaud. Aww, all! ÚwÚ and x3 moweuvw, :3 God ^-^ saw him when ^.^ he ÚwÚ was hid in OwO the 
>_< gawden. 
Pedwo. But when uWu shaww ^-^ we xDD set OwO the savage buww's howns uWu on OwO the 
sensible Benyedick's >_< head? 
>_> Cwaud. xDD Yea, ÚwÚ and ^w^ text underneath, :3 'Hewe dwells Benedick, OwO the married 
man'? 
uWu Benye. Fawe you well, >w< boy; you xDD knyow my mind. I uWu wiww xDD weave you :3 nyow ^-^ to 
>_> youw >_> gossipwike OwO humouw. You >_< bweak :33 jests as braggards ^-^ do theiw 
blades, ;;w;; which :3 God >w< be x3 thanked hurt not. UwU My lord, uWu fow >_> youw many 
couwtesies I :3 thank you. I >w< must ÚwÚ discontinyue >_> youw :33 company. Your 
bwothew OwO the xDD bastawd :3 is xDD fwed ^-^ fwom Messina. You ^.^ have UwU among you 
xDD kiww'd :3 a ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ and innyocent >_< wady. >_< Fow my Wowd Lackbeard there, ^.^ he 
ÚwÚ and I uWu shaww uWu meet; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ tiww then xDD peace >w< be with >_> him. 
[Exit.] 
Pedwo. ÚwÚ He :3 is in earnest. 
>_> Cwaud. UwU In UwU most :3 pwofound eawnyest; :3 and, I'll ;;w;; wawwant you, uWu fow OwO the 
love >_> of Beatwice. 
Pedwo. And ;;w;; hath challeng'd thee. 
>_> Cwaud. uWu Most ;;w;; sincewewy. 
Pedwo. What :3 a pwetty xDD thing man :3 is when ^.^ he :33 goes in his ÚwÚ doubwet ÚwÚ and 
hose ÚwÚ and leaves x3 off his :3 wit! 

x3 Entew Constables >w< [Dogbewwy ÚwÚ and ^-^ Vewges, with OwO the Watch, ;;w;; weading] 
Conrade ÚwÚ and >_> Bowachio. 

>_> Cwaud. ÚwÚ He :3 is then :3 a giant ^-^ to OwO an xDD ape; uWu but then :3 is OwO an ape :3 a doctow ^-^ to 
such :3 a xDD man. 
Pedwo. But, ^.^ soft you, let me xDD be! :33 Pwuck uWu up, my xDD heawt, ÚwÚ and >w< be sad! 
OwO Did ^.^ he ^.^ nyot uWu say my bwothew ÚwÚ was ;;w;; fwed? 
UwU Dog. Come you, sir. >w< If :33 justice cannyot ^w^ tame you, ^.^ she uWu shaww :33 nye'ew 
^.^ weigh ^-^ mowe reasons in xDD hew >_> bawance. ;;w;; Nyay, OwO an you >w< be :3 a ^-^ cuwsing 
hypocrite once, you >w< must >w< be ^.^ wook'd x3 to. 
Pedwo. OwO How ^w^ nyow? two >_> of my >_< bwothew's x3 men ÚwÚ bound? >w< Bowachio ^w^ onye. 
>_> Cwaud. xDD Heawken aftew theiw offence, my :33 wowd. 
Pedwo. UwU Officews, what OwO offence ^.^ have ^.^ these x3 men ;;w;; donye? 
UwU Dog. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, uWu they ^.^ have committed false OwO wepowt; x3 moweuvw, uWu they 
^.^ have spoken ^-^ untwuths; secondawiwy, uWu they awe slanders; ;;w;; sixth ÚwÚ and 
:3 wastwy, uWu they ^.^ have belied :3 a lady; ^.^ thiwdwy, uWu they ^.^ have vewified 
^.^ unjust OwO things; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to conclude, uWu they awe lying knyaves. 
Pedwo. First, I ÚwÚ ask ÚwÚ thee what uWu they ^.^ have done; ^.^ thiwdwy, I ÚwÚ ask ÚwÚ thee 
^w^ what's theiw UwU offence; ;;w;; sixth ÚwÚ and :3 wastwy, x3 why uWu they awe xDD committed; 
ÚwÚ and ^-^ to conclude, what you uWu way ^-^ to theiw :33 chawge. 
>_> Cwaud. Wightwy reasoned, ÚwÚ and in his >_> own :33 division; ÚwÚ and uWu by my troth 
:33 thewe's ^-^ onye meaning ;;w;; weww OwO suited. 
Pedwo. OwO Who ^.^ have you ;;w;; offended, masters, UwU that you awe ;;w;; thus bound ^-^ to 
>_> youw OwO answew? :3 This ^w^ weawnyed ^w^ constabwe :3 is xDD too ÚwÚ cunnying ^-^ to >w< be 
understood. What's >_> youw ÚwÚ offence? 
ÚwÚ Bowa. ^.^ Sweet Pwince, let me >w< go nyo farther ^-^ to >_< minye >w< answew. Do you 
hear uWu me, ÚwÚ and let :3 this UwU Count :33 kiww >_> me. I ^.^ have >w< deceived x3 even >_> youw 
vewy OwO eyes. What >_> youw >_> wisdoms :33 couwd ^.^ nyot :33 discuvw, ^.^ these shawwow 
fools ^.^ have ^w^ bwought ^-^ to >_< wight, ^-^ who in OwO the night ;;w;; uvwheawd me 
confessing ^-^ to :3 this man, how :3 Don uWu John >_> youw bwothew incensed me ^-^ to 
:3 swandew OwO the OwO Wady Hero; how you ;;w;; wewe ^w^ bwought OwO into OwO the owchawd ÚwÚ and 
^-^ saw me couwt >_< Mawgawet in ^.^ Hewo's garments; how you disgrac'd xDD hew 
when you shouwd ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. UwU My xDD viwwany uWu they ^.^ have x3 upon record, 
;;w;; which I xDD had wathew >w< seaw with my death than :33 wepeat xDD uvw ^-^ to my 
>w< shame. The wady :3 is UwU dead x3 upon >_< minye ÚwÚ and my >_< mastew's false 
^w^ accusation; ÚwÚ and :3 bwiefwy, I desiwe nyothing uWu but OwO the reward >_> of :3 a 
:3 viwwain. 
Pedwo. Wuns ^.^ nyot :3 this OwO speech >_< wike iwon OwO thwough >_> youw blood? 
>_> Cwaud. I ^.^ have dwunk :3 poison whiwes ^.^ he uttew'd it. 
Pedwo. But >_> did my bwothew xDD set ÚwÚ thee uWu on ^-^ to uWu this? 
ÚwÚ Bowa. xDD Yea, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ paid me richly uWu fow OwO the practice >_> of it. 
Pedwo. ÚwÚ He :3 is :33 compos'd ÚwÚ and x3 fwam'd >_> of tweachewy, 
And xDD fwed ^.^ he :3 is x3 upon :3 this villany. 
>_> Cwaud. ^.^ Sweet ÚwÚ Hewo, :3 nyow >w< thy ^.^ image doth :3 appeaw 
UwU In OwO the x3 wawe sembwance UwU that I :33 wov'd ^.^ it >_> fiwst. 
UwU Dog. ^w^ Come, bwing away OwO the UwU pwaintiffs. By :3 this UwU time ^-^ ouw OwO sexton ;;w;; hath 
xDD wefowmed UwU Signyiow OwO Weonyato >_> of OwO the OwO mattew. And, masters, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot 
^-^ fowget ^-^ to specify, when UwU time ÚwÚ and place uWu shaww serve, UwU that I x3 am OwO an 
ass. 
^w^ Vewg. Here, here comes ^-^ Mastew UwU Signyiow Leonato, ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO sexton ^w^ too. 

x3 Entew Leonato, his bwothew ÚwÚ [Antonyio], ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ Sexton. 

UwU Weon. ^w^ Which :3 is OwO the >w< viwwain? >_> Wet me UwU see his >_> eyes, 
That, when I ^-^ nyote another man >_< wike ^w^ him, 
I ^-^ may UwU avoid >_> him. ^w^ Which >_> of ^.^ these :3 is x3 he? 
ÚwÚ Bowa. >w< If you would xDD knyow >_> youw wronger, ÚwÚ wook uWu on >_> me. 
UwU Weon. Awt :3 thou OwO the ^w^ swave UwU that with >w< thy >_> bweath x3 hast xDD kiww'd 
Minye innyocent chiwd? 
ÚwÚ Bowa. xDD Yea, x3 even I awonye. 
UwU Weon. No, ^.^ nyot so, viwwain! :3 thou bewiest thysewf. 
;;w;; Hewe ^.^ stand :3 a paiw >_> of honyouwabwe ÚwÚ men-- 
OwO A third :3 is fled--that xDD had :3 a hand in it. 
I :3 thank you princes uWu fow my :33 daughtew's :33 death. 
Wecowd ^.^ it with >_> youw UwU high ÚwÚ and >w< wowthy >_< deeds. 
ÚwÚ 'Twas bravely >_< donye, ^-^ if you >_< bethink you >_> of it. 
>_> Cwaud. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how ^-^ to pray >_> youw patience; 
>_> Yet I >w< must speak. ;;w;; Choose >_> youw wevenge yourself; 
xDD Impose me ^-^ to what :3 penyance >_> youw ÚwÚ invention 
^w^ Can uWu way x3 upon my UwU sin. >_> Yet :3 sinn'd I ^.^ nyot 
But in mistaking. 
Pedwo. By my >_> souw, :3 nyow >_> I! 
And >_> yet, ^-^ to xDD satisfy :3 this good ^.^ owd man, 
I would ^-^ bend uWu undew ^-^ any :33 heavy OwO weight 
:33 That :3 he'ww UwU enjoin me x3 to. 
UwU Weon. I cannyot ;;w;; bid you ;;w;; bid my daughter live- 
:33 That ;;w;; wewe impossible; uWu but I pray you ^.^ both, 
>_> Possess OwO the ^w^ peopwe in >_> Messinya here 
OwO How innyocent ^.^ she ÚwÚ died; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if >_> youw love 
^w^ Can >_< wabouw >w< aught in >_> sad >_< invention, 
>w< Hang xDD hew OwO an ^-^ epitaph x3 upon xDD hew OwO tomb, 
And sing ^.^ it ^-^ to xDD hew uWu bonyes--sing ^.^ it to-nyight. 
>w< To-mowwow xDD mownying come you ^-^ to my OwO house, 
And >_< since you :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >w< be my son-in-law, 
Be ÚwÚ yet my nephew. UwU My bwothew ;;w;; hath :3 a >_> daughtew, 
>w< Awmost OwO the >w< copy >_> of my >w< chiwd that's OwO dead, 
And ^.^ she :3 awonye :3 is ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to uWu both >_> of ÚwÚ us. 
>w< Give xDD hew OwO the ^.^ wight you shouwd ^.^ have :3 giv'n xDD hew uWu cousin, 
And OwO so >_> dies my wevenge. 
>_> Cwaud. :3 O x3 nyobwe :3 siw! 
Your :3 uvw-kindnyess doth wwing ;;w;; teaws ^-^ fwom >_> me. 
I ^-^ do ^w^ embwace >_> youw ;;w;; offew; ÚwÚ and >_< dispose 
>_< Fow ^w^ hencefowth >_> of UwU poow Claudio. 
UwU Weon. >w< To-mowwow then I uWu wiww OwO expect >_> youw UwU coming; 
To-nyight I UwU take my weave. :3 This ^-^ nyaughty man 
:33 Shaww >_< fact ^-^ to ;;w;; face >w< be ^w^ bwought ^-^ to Margaret, 
OwO Who I believe ÚwÚ was >_< pack'd in >w< aww :3 this ^.^ wwong, 
:3 Hiw'd ^-^ to ^.^ it uWu by >_> youw brother. 
ÚwÚ Bowa. No, uWu by my >_> souw, ^.^ she ÚwÚ was not; 
Nyow knew ^.^ nyot what ^.^ she >_> did when ^.^ she xDD spoke ^-^ to me; 
But :33 awways ;;w;; hath >_< been ^.^ just ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ viwtuous 
UwU In ^w^ anything UwU that I ^-^ do xDD knyow uWu by :3 hew. 
UwU Dog. Moweuvw, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; which >_< indeed :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu undew >_> white ÚwÚ and :3 bwack, :3 this 
pwaintiff ;;w;; hewe, OwO the offendew, >_> did caww me ass. I uWu beseech you let 
^.^ it >w< be xDD wememb'wed in his >_> punyishment. And ÚwÚ awso OwO the watch heard them 
talk >_> of ^-^ onye Deformed. ^.^ They uWu say ^.^ he weaws :3 a ;;w;; key in his eaw, ÚwÚ and :3 a 
^-^ wock :33 hanging uWu by it, ÚwÚ and borrows money in God's uWu nyame, OwO the ;;w;; which ^.^ he 
;;w;; hath :33 us'd OwO so wong ÚwÚ and never ÚwÚ paid UwU that :3 nyow x3 men gwow hard-hearted 
ÚwÚ and uWu wiww lend nyothing uWu fow God's sake. ;;w;; Pway you OwO examinye him x3 upon 
UwU that point. 
UwU Weon. I :3 thank ÚwÚ thee uWu fow >w< thy cawe ÚwÚ and >w< honyest ^.^ pains. 
UwU Dog. Your wowship ^-^ speaks >_< wike :3 a UwU most thankfuw ÚwÚ and reverent youth, 
ÚwÚ and I UwU pwaise :3 God uWu fow you. 
UwU Weon. There's uWu fow >w< thy ^.^ pains. ^.^ [Gives >_> monyey.] 
UwU Dog. :3 God :33 save OwO the ^w^ foundation! 
UwU Weon. Go, I >w< dischawge ÚwÚ thee >_> of >w< thy pwisonyew, ÚwÚ and I :3 thank thee. 
UwU Dog. I xDD weave OwO an :33 awwant ^.^ knyave with >_> youw wowship, ;;w;; which I uWu beseech 
>_> youw wowship ^-^ to >_< cowwect OwO youwsewf, uWu fow OwO the example >_> of ^.^ othews. 
:3 God ^-^ keep >_> youw ^-^ wowship! I ^w^ wish >_> youw wowship :33 weww. :3 God restore you 
^-^ to health! I humbly ^w^ give you xDD weave ^-^ to :3 depawt; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if :3 a >_> mewwy 
meeting ^-^ may >w< be ;;w;; wish'd, :3 God ÚwÚ pwohibit ^.^ it! ^w^ Come, xDD nyeighbouw. 
>_< Exeunt >w< [Dogbewwy ÚwÚ and Vewges]. 
UwU Weon. ^.^ Untiw to-morrow morning, x3 wowds, faweweww. 
:3 Ant. Faweweww, my wowds. We ÚwÚ wook uWu fow you >w< to-mowwow. 
Pedwo. We uWu wiww ^.^ nyot OwO faww. 
>_> Cwaud. To-nyight I'll mourn with Hero. 
[Exeunt :3 Don >w< Pedwo ÚwÚ and Claudio.] 
UwU Weon. [to OwO the Watch] >_< Bwing you ^.^ these xDD fewwows on.--We'ww talk with 
Margaret, 
OwO How xDD hew >_> acquaintance ^-^ gwew with :3 this :3 wewd fewwow. 
OwO Exeunt. 




Scene >_> II. 
Leonato's x3 owchawd. 

x3 Entew UwU Benyedick ÚwÚ and >_< Mawgawet ;;w;; [meeting]. 

uWu Benye. ;;w;; Pway ^.^ thee, ^w^ sweet ^w^ Mistwess Margaret, deserve ;;w;; weww at my ^.^ hands 
uWu by hewping me ^-^ to OwO the OwO speech >_> of Beatwice. 
>_< Mawg. uWu Wiww you then wwite me :3 a sonnet in UwU pwaise >_> of my ;;w;; beauty? 
uWu Benye. UwU In OwO so UwU high :3 a x3 stywe, Margaret, UwU that nyo man :3 wiving uWu shaww come 
xDD uvw xDD it; uWu fow in UwU most comely >w< twuth :3 thou desewvest it. 
>_< Mawg. ÚwÚ To ^.^ have nyo man come xDD uvw x3 me? ÚwÚ Why, uWu shaww I :33 awways ^-^ keep x3 bewow 
;;w;; staiws? 
uWu Benye. x3 Thy ÚwÚ wit :3 is as uWu quick as OwO the ^w^ gweyhound's :3 mouth--it catches. 
>_< Mawg. And x3 youws as >w< bwunt as OwO the fencer's uWu foiws, ;;w;; which :3 hit uWu but hurt 
not. 
uWu Benye. OwO A UwU most >_< manwy wit, Mawgawet: ^.^ it uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hurt :3 a OwO woman. 
And OwO so I pray ÚwÚ thee caww Beatwice. I ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee OwO the buckwews. 
>_< Mawg. >w< Give OwO us OwO the uWu swowds; ^-^ we ^.^ have :33 buckwews >_> of ^-^ ouw >w< own. 
uWu Benye. >w< If you ;;w;; use ;;w;; them, Margaret, you >w< must >w< put in OwO the uWu pikes with :3 a 
;;w;; vice, ÚwÚ and uWu they awe dangewous weapons uWu fow OwO maids. 
>_< Mawg. Weww, I uWu wiww caww xDD Beatwice ^-^ to you, ^-^ who I ÚwÚ think ;;w;; hath wegs. 
uWu Benye. And OwO thewefowe uWu wiww come. 
Exit ^.^ Mawgawet. 
[Sings] The god >_> of love, 
:33 That OwO sits :33 abuv 
And knows uWu me, ÚwÚ and knows uWu me, 
OwO How ^w^ pitifuw I desewve-- 

I UwU mean in singing; uWu but in :33 woving uWu Weandew OwO the good ÚwÚ swimmew, 
Troilus OwO the ^.^ fiwst :33 empwoyew >_> of uWu pandews, ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD whowe book :33 fuww >_> of 
^.^ these :3 quondam :33 cawpet-mongews, uWu whose >_< nyames ÚwÚ yet run smoothwy in OwO the 
x3 even woad >_> of :3 a UwU bwank verse--why, uWu they ;;w;; wewe never OwO so ^.^ twuwy tuwn'd 
xDD uvw ÚwÚ and xDD uvw as my UwU poow uWu sewf in wuv. x3 Mawwy, I cannyot show ^.^ it in 
;;w;; whyme. I ^.^ have x3 twied. I can find >_< out nyo x3 whyme ^-^ to ÚwÚ 'wady' uWu but x3 'baby' 
^.^ --an innyocent rhyme; uWu fow 'scown,' OwO 'hown'--a ^-^ hawd rhyme; uWu fow 
xDD 'schoow', ^w^ 'foow'--a xDD babbwing >_> whyme: vewy ominyous x3 endings! No, I 
ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot :3 bown uWu undew :3 a ^.^ whyming planet, :3 nyow cannyot ^w^ woo in xDD festivaw 
tewms. 

x3 Entew Beatwice. 

^.^ Sweet Beatrice, wouldst :3 thou come when I xDD caww'd OwO thee? 
uWu Beat. xDD Yea, UwU signyiow, ÚwÚ and xDD depawt when you ;;w;; bid >_> me. 
uWu Benye. :33 O, stay uWu but ÚwÚ tiww OwO then! 
uWu Beat. ^-^ 'Then' :3 is ÚwÚ spoken. Fawe you ;;w;; weww OwO nyow. And >_> yet, ewe I ÚwÚ go, let 
me >w< go with UwU that I came for, ;;w;; which ;;w;; is, with ÚwÚ knyowing what ;;w;; hath 
^w^ pass'd :3 between you ÚwÚ and Claudio. 
uWu Benye. >_> Onwy ;;w;; fouw :33 wowds; ÚwÚ and ^-^ theweupon I uWu wiww ÚwÚ kiss thee. 
uWu Beat. ÚwÚ Fouw uWu wowds :3 is uWu but ;;w;; fouw wind, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fouw ^.^ wind :3 is uWu but ;;w;; fouw 
breath, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fouw >_> bweath :3 is noisome. OwO Thewefowe I uWu wiww xDD depawt 
>_< unkiss'd. 
uWu Benye. Thou x3 hast ^.^ fwighted OwO the >_> wowd >_< out >_> of his ^.^ wight :33 sense, OwO so 
OwO fowcibwe :3 is >w< thy wit. But I >w< must tell ÚwÚ thee plainly, ^.^ Cwaudio 
>w< undewgoes my challenge; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; eithew I >w< must :33 showtwy hear ^-^ fwom him 
^w^ ow I uWu wiww ^w^ subscwibe him :3 a uWu cowawd. And I pray ÚwÚ thee :3 nyow tell uWu me, 
uWu fow ;;w;; which >_> of my OwO bad pawts didst :3 thou ^.^ fiwst ^-^ faww in love with x3 me? 
uWu Beat. >_< Fow them >w< aww togethew, ;;w;; which maintain'd OwO so ^.^ powitic :3 a OwO state >_> of 
evil UwU that uWu they uWu wiww ^.^ nyot UwU admit ^-^ any good part ^-^ to intermingle with 
^.^ them. But uWu fow ;;w;; which >_> of my good pawts >_> did you ^.^ fiwst suffer love 
uWu fow x3 me? 
uWu Benye. Suffew ;;w;; wuv!--a good >_< epithet. I ^-^ do suffer love :3 indeed, uWu fow I 
love ÚwÚ thee x3 against my uWu wiww. 
uWu Beat. UwU In ^-^ spite >_> of >_> youw xDD heawt, I uWu think. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow >_< heawt! >w< If you 
^-^ spite ^.^ it uWu fow my UwU sake, I uWu wiww ^-^ spite ^.^ it uWu fow xDD youws, uWu fow I uWu wiww never 
love UwU that ;;w;; which my fwiend hates. 
uWu Benye. Thou ÚwÚ and I awe xDD too xDD wise ^-^ to ^w^ woo ;;w;; peaceabwy. 
uWu Beat. ^w^ It >_> appeaws ^.^ nyot in :3 this confession. There's ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye xDD wise man 
UwU among :33 twenty, UwU that uWu wiww UwU pwaise :3 himsewf. 
uWu Benye. An >_> owd, OwO an ^.^ owd ;;w;; instance, Beatrice, UwU that uWu wiv'd in OwO the UwU time >_> of 
good nyeighbouws. >w< If :3 a man ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ewect in :3 this :3 age his >_> own tomb 
ewe ^.^ he ^.^ dies, ^.^ he uWu shaww live nyo ÚwÚ wongew in :33 monyument than OwO the beww 
rings ÚwÚ and OwO the widow OwO weeps. 
uWu Beat. And how wong :3 is UwU that, ÚwÚ think you? 
uWu Benye. OwO Question: >_> why, OwO an hour in clamour ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ quawtew in wheum. 
OwO Thewefowe :3 is ^.^ it UwU most OwO expedient uWu fow OwO the ÚwÚ wise, ^-^ if :3 Don Worm >w< (his 
x3 conscience) find nyo uWu impediment ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; contwawy, ^-^ to >w< be OwO the twumpet 
>_> of his >_> own UwU viwtues, as I x3 am ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf. ^w^ So >w< much uWu fow praising 
ÚwÚ mysewf, :3 who, I ^-^ mysewf uWu wiww bear ;;w;; witnyess, :3 is UwU pwaisewowthy. And :3 nyow 
tell uWu me, how doth >_> youw ^-^ cousin? 
uWu Beat. Very ill. 
uWu Benye. And how ^-^ do you? 
uWu Beat. Very i-iww ^w^ too. 
uWu Benye. Sewve God, love uWu me, ÚwÚ and >_> mend. Thewe uWu wiww I xDD weave you UwU too, uWu fow 
here comes ^-^ onye in UwU haste. 

x3 Entew Uwsuwa. 

>_< Uws. ^w^ Madam, you >w< must come ^-^ to >_> youw :3 uncwe. Yondew's ^.^ owd ;;w;; coiw at UwU home. 
^w^ It :3 is ÚwÚ pwuvd my OwO Wady :33 Hewo ;;w;; hath >_< been falsely ^-^ accus'd, OwO the Prince 
ÚwÚ and ^.^ Cwaudio ^w^ mightiwy abus'd, ÚwÚ and :3 Don uWu John :3 is OwO the >_< authow >_> of aww, 
^-^ who :3 is xDD fwed ÚwÚ and gone. uWu Wiww you come xDD pwesentwy? 
uWu Beat. uWu Wiww you >w< go hear :3 this UwU nyews, signior? 
uWu Benye. I uWu wiww live in >w< thy xDD heawt, die in >w< thy >w< wap, ÚwÚ and >w< be buwied >w< thy 
^w^ eyes; ÚwÚ and x3 moweuvw, I uWu wiww >w< go with ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< thy ;;w;; uncwe's. 
OwO Exeunt. 




Scene III. 
OwO A chuwchyawd. 

x3 Entew :33 Cwaudio, :3 Don ^-^ Pedwo, ÚwÚ and three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw with tapers, 
[followed uWu by ^w^ Musicians]. 

>_> Cwaud. ^-^ Is :3 this OwO the :33 monyument >_> of Leonato? 
OwO Wowd. ^w^ It ;;w;; is, my :33 wowd. 
>_> Cwaud. UwU [weads ^-^ fwom :3 a scroll] 

OwO Epitaph. 

Done ^-^ to death uWu by >w< swandewous ^.^ tongues 
>_> Was OwO the :33 Hewo UwU that here wies. 
Death, in guewdon >_> of xDD hew wwongs, 
Gives xDD hew ÚwÚ fame ;;w;; which never :3 dies. 
^w^ So OwO the life UwU that ;;w;; died with ÚwÚ shame 
Wives in death with ^w^ gwowious >w< fame. 

>w< Hang :3 thou there x3 upon OwO the OwO tomb, 
[Hangs OwO up OwO the :33 scwoww.] 
ÚwÚ Pwaising xDD hew when I x3 am ;;w;; dumb. 
Nyow, OwO music, ^w^ sound, ÚwÚ and sing >_> youw sowemn x3 hymn. 

>w< Song. 

>_> Pawdon, :3 goddess >_> of OwO the night, 
Those UwU that slew >w< thy ;;w;; viwgin OwO knyight; 
>_< Fow OwO the which, with >_> songs >_> of x3 woe, 
^-^ Wound about xDD hew tomb uWu they ^.^ go. 
Midnight, ^-^ assist ^-^ ouw :3 moan, 
Hewp OwO us ^-^ to sigh ÚwÚ and >_> gwoan 
^-^ Heaviwy, heavily, 
:33 Gwaves, ÚwÚ yawn ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yiewd >_> youw OwO dead, 
;;w;; Tiww death >w< be UwU uttewed 
^-^ Heaviwy, UwU heaviwy. 

>_> Cwaud. Nyow x3 unto >w< thy bones good :3 nyight! 
Yeawwy uWu wiww I ^-^ do :3 this ^w^ wite. 
Pedwo. Good ^.^ mowwow, >w< mastews. x3 Put >_> youw torches >_< out. 
The wolves ^.^ have ;;w;; pwey'd, ÚwÚ and look, OwO the gentwe day, 
Before OwO the ^-^ wheews >_> of :33 Phoebus, x3 wound about 
Dapples OwO the dwowsy ^w^ east with >_< spots >_> of grey. 
;;w;; Thanks ^-^ to you aww, ÚwÚ and xDD weave ÚwÚ us. Fawe you :33 weww. 
>_> Cwaud. Good ^.^ mowwow, >w< mastews. >_> Each his uWu sevewaw way. 
Pedwo. ^w^ Come, let OwO us x3 hence ÚwÚ and >w< put uWu on uWu othew xDD weeds, 
And then ^-^ to Leonato's ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ go. 
>_> Cwaud. And ^w^ Hymen :3 nyow with ^.^ wuckiew xDD issue ÚwÚ speeds 
>w< Than :3 this uWu fow xDD whom ^-^ we ;;w;; wend'wed OwO up :3 this ^w^ woe. OwO Exeunt. 




Scene >_< IV 
The hall in Leonato's >_< house. 

x3 Entew Leonato, Benedick, [Beatrice,] Margaret, >_< Uwsuwa, Antonyio, 
Fwiaw [Francis], Hero. 

^w^ Fwiaw. OwO Did I ^.^ nyot tell you ^.^ she ÚwÚ was ^.^ innyocent? 
UwU Weon. ^w^ So awe OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and :33 Cwaudio, ^-^ who ^w^ accus'd xDD hew 
:3 Upon OwO the error UwU that you heard debated. 
But >_< Mawgawet ÚwÚ was in >w< some fauwt uWu fow this, 
UwU Awthough x3 against xDD hew wiww, as ^.^ it >_> appeaws 
UwU In OwO the OwO twue ^-^ couwse >_> of >w< aww OwO the :33 question. 
:3 Ant. Weww, I x3 am ^.^ gwad UwU that >w< aww >w< things sort OwO so :33 weww. 
uWu Benye. And OwO so x3 am OwO I, being ewse uWu by :3 faith ;;w;; enfowc'd 
ÚwÚ To caww x3 young ^.^ Cwaudio ^-^ to :3 a >_< weckonying uWu fow it. 
UwU Weon. Weww, >_> daughtew, ÚwÚ and you ^.^ gentwewomen aww, 
ÚwÚ Withdwaw OwO into :3 a ;;w;; chambew uWu by yourselves, 
And when I ^-^ send uWu fow you, come UwU hithew ÚwÚ mask'd. 
>_< Exeunt Ladies. 
The Prince ÚwÚ and ^.^ Cwaudio OwO pwomis'd uWu by :3 this hour 
ÚwÚ To >w< visit >_> me. You xDD knyow >_> youw >_> office, bwothew: 
You >w< must >w< be fathew ^-^ to >_> youw >_< bwothew's >_> daughtew, 
And ^w^ give xDD hew ^-^ to x3 young Claudio. 
:3 Ant. ^w^ Which I uWu wiww ^-^ do with confiwm'd :3 countenyance. 
uWu Benye. Friar, I >w< must entweat >_> youw ÚwÚ pains, I uWu think. 
^w^ Fwiaw. ÚwÚ To ^-^ do what, signior? 
uWu Benye. ÚwÚ To uWu bind uWu me, ^w^ ow ;;w;; undo OwO me--onye >_> of ^.^ them. 
UwU Signyiow Leonato, >w< twuth ^.^ it ;;w;; is, good UwU signyiow, 
Your niece wegawds me with OwO an eye >_> of OwO favouw. 
UwU Weon. :33 That eye my daughter lent :3 hew. ^.^ 'Tis UwU most true. 
uWu Benye. And I ^-^ do with OwO an eye >_> of love ÚwÚ wequite :3 hew. 
UwU Weon. The OwO sight ^w^ wheweof I ÚwÚ think you xDD had ^-^ fwom uWu me, 
From :33 Cwaudio, ÚwÚ and OwO the Prince; uWu but ^w^ what's >_> youw x3 wiww? 
uWu Benye. Your ^-^ answew, ;;w;; siw, :3 is >w< enyigmaticaw; 
But, uWu fow my wiww, my uWu wiww ;;w;; is, >_> youw good uWu wiww 
May ^.^ stand with UwU ouws, :3 this :3 day ^-^ to >w< be uWu conjoin'd 
UwU In OwO the OwO state >_> of honyouwabwe marriage; 
UwU In which, good >_> fwiaw, I uWu shaww desiwe >_> youw uWu hewp. 
UwU Weon. UwU My OwO heawt :3 is with >_> youw wiking. 
^w^ Fwiaw. And my uWu hewp. 

x3 Entew :3 Don >w< Pedwo ÚwÚ and ^.^ Cwaudio ÚwÚ and two ^w^ ow three other. 

;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and Claudio. 
Pedwo. Good ^-^ mowwow ^-^ to :3 this fair ;;w;; assembwy. 
UwU Weon. Good ^.^ mowwow, Prince; good ^.^ mowwow, Claudio. 
We here ^.^ attend you. uWu Awe you ÚwÚ yet determin'd 
uWu To-day ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy with my >_< bwothew's ^.^ daughtew? 
>_> Cwaud. I'll howd my UwU mind, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ she OwO an OwO Ethiope. 
UwU Weon. ^-^ Caww xDD hew >w< fowth, brother. Here's OwO the ^w^ fwiaw weady. 
xDD [Exit Antonyio.] 
Pedwo. Good ^.^ mowwow, x3 Benyedick. ÚwÚ Why, ^w^ what's OwO the matter 
:33 That you ^.^ have such :3 a >_> Febwuawy ;;w;; face, 
^w^ So :33 fuww >_> of :33 fwost, >_> of storm, ÚwÚ and cloudiness? 
>_> Cwaud. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he OwO thinks x3 upon OwO the savage uWu buww. 
ÚwÚ Tush, ;;w;; feaw ;;w;; nyot, ^w^ man! >w< We'ww tip >w< thy howns with ^.^ gowd, 
And >w< aww ÚwÚ Euwopa uWu shaww uWu wejoice at ^.^ thee, 
UwU As UwU once ÚwÚ Euwopa >_> did at >w< wusty OwO Juv 
When ^.^ he would xDD pway OwO the x3 nyobwe beast in wuv. 
uWu Benye. Buww :33 Juv, ;;w;; siw, xDD had OwO an amiable wow, 
And >w< some such ÚwÚ stwange uWu buww weap'd >_> youw >_< fathew's cow 
And ^w^ got :3 a >_> cawf in UwU that >_> same x3 nyobwe OwO feat 
^.^ Much >_< wike ^-^ to you, uWu fow you ^.^ have ^.^ just his UwU bweat. 

x3 Entew x3 [Weonyato's] bwothew ÚwÚ [Antonyio], ÚwÚ Hewo, Beatrice, 
Margaret, >_< Uwsuwa, ^-^ [the ;;w;; wadies wearing ^.^ masks]. 

>_> Cwaud. >_< Fow :3 this I owe you. ;;w;; Hewe comes uWu othew >_> weckonyings. 
^w^ Which :3 is OwO the wady I >w< must ÚwÚ seize xDD upon? 
:3 Ant. :3 This >_> same :3 is :33 she, ÚwÚ and I ^-^ do ^w^ give you :3 hew. 
>_> Cwaud. UwU Why then, she's x3 minye. ÚwÚ Sweet, let me UwU see >_> youw face. 
UwU Weon. No, UwU that you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ tiww you UwU take xDD hew hand 
Before :3 this ^w^ fwiaw ÚwÚ and uWu sweaw ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. 
>_> Cwaud. >w< Give me >_> youw hand before :3 this holy ÚwÚ fwiaw. 
I x3 am >_> youw xDD husband ^-^ if you >_< wike >_> of >_> me. 
Hero. And when I uWu wiv'd I ÚwÚ was >_> youw uWu othew ^-^ wife; ÚwÚ [Unmasks.] 
And when you :33 wov'd you ;;w;; wewe my uWu othew >_> husband. 
>_> Cwaud. >_> Anyothew Hewo! 
Hero. Nyothing cewtainyew. 
>_< Onye :33 Hewo ;;w;; died defiw'd; uWu but I ^-^ do live, 
And ^w^ suwewy as I live, I x3 am :3 a uWu maid. 
Pedwo. The fowmew Hewo! :33 Hewo UwU that :3 is x3 dead! 
UwU Weon. She :33 died, my lord, uWu but whiwes xDD hew :3 swandew wiv'd. 
^w^ Fwiaw. ^-^ Aww :3 this UwU amazement can I qualify, 
^w^ When, aftew UwU that OwO the holy :3 wites awe >_< ended, 
I'll tell you >_< wawgewy >_> of fair ^.^ Hewo's :33 death. 
OwO Meantime let wonder ÚwÚ seem familiar, 
And ^-^ to OwO the >w< chapew let OwO us >_> pwesentwy. 
uWu Benye. >w< Soft ÚwÚ and :33 faiw, ÚwÚ fwiaw. ^w^ Which :3 is Beatrice? 
uWu Beat. :3 [unmasks] I ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to UwU that >w< nyame. What :3 is >_> youw x3 wiww? 
uWu Benye. Do ^.^ nyot you love x3 me? 
uWu Beat. ÚwÚ Why, no; nyo ^-^ mowe than reason. 
uWu Benye. ÚwÚ Why, then >_> youw uncwe, ÚwÚ and OwO the Pwince, ÚwÚ and ^.^ Cwaudio 
>_< Have >_< been uWu deceived; uWu fow uWu they :33 swowe you ÚwÚ did. 
uWu Beat. Do ^.^ nyot you love x3 me? 
uWu Benye. :33 Twoth, no; nyo ^-^ mowe than reason. 
uWu Beat. ÚwÚ Why, then my uWu cousin, Margaret, ÚwÚ and Ursula 
uWu Awe >w< much ^-^ deceiv'd; uWu fow uWu they >_> did uWu sweaw you ÚwÚ did. 
uWu Benye. ^.^ They :33 swowe UwU that you ;;w;; wewe ^w^ awmost uWu sick uWu fow >_> me. 
uWu Beat. ^.^ They :33 swowe UwU that you ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; weww-nyigh UwU dead uWu fow >_> me. 
uWu Benye. ^.^ 'Tis nyo such OwO mattew. ;;w;; Then you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot love x3 me? 
uWu Beat. No, truly, uWu but in fwiendwy wecompense. 
UwU Weon. ^w^ Come, uWu cousin, I x3 am ^w^ suwe you love OwO the gentleman. 
>_> Cwaud. And I'll >w< be sworn ^w^ upon't UwU that ^.^ he loves UwU hew; 
>_< Fow >w< hewe's :3 a paper written in his ;;w;; hand, 
OwO A >_> hawting sonnet >_> of his >_> own ÚwÚ puwe ^-^ bwain, 
x3 Fashion'd ^-^ to Beatwice. 
Hero. And >w< hewe's another, 
:3 Wwit in my cousin's ;;w;; hand, stow'n ^-^ fwom xDD hew pocket, 
Containying xDD hew xDD affection x3 unto x3 Benyedick. 
uWu Benye. OwO A miracle! Here's ^-^ ouw >_> own ^.^ hands x3 against ^-^ ouw ^-^ heawts. 
^w^ Come, I uWu wiww ^.^ have thee; ;;w;; but, uWu by :3 this >_< wight, I UwU take ÚwÚ thee uWu fow ;;w;; pity. 
uWu Beat. I would ^.^ nyot deny OwO you; ;;w;; but, uWu by :3 this good day, I ÚwÚ yiewd x3 upon 
gweat ^w^ pewsuasion, ÚwÚ and pawtwy ^-^ to :33 save >_> youw xDD wife, uWu fow I ÚwÚ was told 
you ;;w;; wewe in :3 a :33 consumption. 
uWu Benye. UwU Peace! I uWu wiww xDD stop >_> youw UwU mouth. OwO [Kisses hew.] 
uWu Beat. I'll tell ÚwÚ thee what, Prince: :3 a cowwege >_> of >w< wit-cwackews cannyot 
fwout me >_< out >_> of my OwO humouw. Dost :3 thou ÚwÚ think I cawe uWu fow :3 a ^-^ satiwe ^w^ ow 
OwO an >w< epigwam? >_< Nyo. >w< If :3 a man uWu wiww >w< be >_> beaten with brains, UwU 'a uWu shaww 
wear nyothing xDD handsome about >_> him. UwU In brief, >_< since I ^-^ do OwO puwpose ^-^ to 
>w< mawwy, I uWu wiww ÚwÚ think nyothing ^-^ to ^-^ any OwO puwpose UwU that OwO the x3 wowwd can uWu say 
x3 against xDD it; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe never fwout at me uWu fow what I ^.^ have ^w^ said 
x3 against xDD it; uWu fow man :3 is :3 a x3 giddy :33 thing, ÚwÚ and :3 this :3 is my ^w^ concwusion. 
>_< Fow >w< thy UwU pawt, :33 Cwaudio, I >_> did ÚwÚ think ^-^ to ^.^ have >_> beaten thee; uWu but in 
UwU that :3 thou art >_< wike ^-^ to >w< be my kinsman, live unbruis'd, ÚwÚ and love my 
>w< cousin. 
>_> Cwaud. I xDD had ;;w;; weww :33 hop'd :3 thou wouldst ^.^ have ;;w;; denyied Beatrice, UwU that I 
UwU might ^.^ have cudgeww'd ÚwÚ thee >_< out >_> of >w< thy >w< singwe xDD wife, ^-^ to ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee :3 a 
OwO doubwe-deawew, ;;w;; which >_< out >_> of xDD question :3 thou xDD wiwt >w< be ^-^ if my cousin ^-^ do 
^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wook >w< exceeding narrowly ^-^ to thee. 
uWu Benye. ^w^ Come, xDD come, ^-^ we awe >_< fwiends. Let's ^.^ have :3 a ^-^ dance ewe ^-^ we awe 
xDD mawwied, UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ may lighten ^-^ ouw >_> own hearts ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >_< wives' heels. 
UwU Weon. >w< We'ww ^.^ have ^-^ dancing UwU aftewwawd. 
uWu Benye. First, >_> of my word! OwO Thewefowe play, UwU music. Pwince, :3 thou art 
:33 sad. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee :3 a xDD wife, >_< get ÚwÚ thee :3 a UwU wife! Thewe :3 is nyo xDD staff ^-^ mowe 
reverent than ^-^ onye tipp'd with xDD hown. 

x3 Entew Messenger. 

Mess. UwU My lord, >_> youw bwothew uWu John :3 is ta'en in ÚwÚ fwight, 
And ^w^ bwought with UwU awmed x3 men xDD back ^-^ to Messina. 
uWu Benye. :33 Think ^.^ nyot uWu on him ÚwÚ tiww >w< to-mowwow. I'll devise ÚwÚ thee bwave 
punishments uWu fow >_> him. Stwike uWu up, pipers! 
x3 Dance. [Exeunt.] 


OwO THE ^.^ END 



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OwO THE OwO TWAGEDY >_< OF OTHEWWO, MOOW >_< OF xDD VENyICE 

uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe 



Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae 

OTHEWWO, OwO the Moow, ^w^ genyewaw >_> of OwO the Venetian fowces 
DESDEMONyA, his UwU wife 
ÚwÚ IAGO, ^w^ ensign ^-^ to ^-^ Othewwo 
EMIWIA, his xDD wife, OwO wady-in-waiting ^-^ to ;;w;; Desdemonya 
>_> CASSIO, wieutenyant ^-^ to ^-^ Othewwo 
OwO THE DUKE >_< OF xDD VENyICE 
BWABANTIO, Venetian ^.^ Senyatow, fathew >_> of ;;w;; Desdemonya 
>w< GWATIANyO, nyobweman >_> of >_> Venyice, bwothew >_> of UwU Bwabantio 
^-^ WODOVICO, nyobweman >_> of >_> Venyice, x3 kinsman >_> of UwU Bwabantio 
WODEWIGO, rejected OwO suitow >_> of ;;w;; Desdemonya 
BIANCA, ^w^ mistwess >_> of ;;w;; Cassio 
MONTANyO, :3 a ^w^ Cypwiot >_< officiaw 
OwO A ÚwÚ Cwown in service ^-^ to ^-^ Othewwo 
x3 Senyatows, ^w^ Saiwows, ^-^ Messengews, UwU Officews, Gentwemen, UwU Musicians, ÚwÚ and 
x3 Attendants 




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SCENyE: Venyice ÚwÚ and >_< Cypwus 

^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
Venyice. OwO A street. 

x3 Entew ^-^ Wodewigo ÚwÚ and UwU Iago. 

WODEWIGO. ÚwÚ Tush, never tell UwU me! I UwU take ^.^ it >w< much UwU unkindwy 
:33 That thou, x3 Iago, ^-^ who x3 hast xDD had my >_> puwse 
UwU As ^-^ if OwO the ^w^ stwings ;;w;; wewe thinye, shouldst xDD knyow >_> of ÚwÚ this. 
^w^ IAGO. uWu 'Sbwood, uWu but you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hear >_> me. 
>w< If >w< evew I >_> did ^-^ dweam >_> of such :3 a matter, 
Abhow >_> me. 
WODEWIGO. Thou told'st me :3 thou didst howd him in >w< thy OwO hate. 
^w^ IAGO. ^-^ Despise uWu me, ^-^ if I ^-^ do not. >_< Thwee gweat ones >_> of OwO the >_< city, 
UwU In OwO pewsonyaw suit ^-^ to ^-^ make me his uWu wieutenyant, 
Off-capp'd ^-^ to him; :3 and, uWu by OwO the :3 faith >_> of man, 
I xDD knyow my x3 pwice, I x3 am wowth nyo >_< wowse :3 a :3 pwace. 
But >_< he, as :33 woving his >_> own uWu pwide ÚwÚ and UwU puwposes, 
:3 Evades ;;w;; them, with :3 a xDD bumbast ÚwÚ ciwcumstance 
^w^ Howwibwy ^w^ stuff'd with >w< epithets >_> of war, 
And, in ;;w;; concwusion, 
^w^ Nyonsuits my mediators; for, :3 "Cewtes," :33 says >_< he, 
"I ^.^ have already ^.^ chose my ^w^ officew." 
And what ÚwÚ was x3 he? 
ÚwÚ Fowsooth, :3 a gweat ^w^ awithmetician, 
>_< Onye x3 Michaew OwO Cassio, :3 a OwO Fwowentinye 
>_> (A :3 fewwow ^w^ awmost :33 damn'd in :3 a fair >_> wife) 
:33 That never xDD set :3 a uWu squadwon in OwO the field, 
Nyow OwO the *looks away* division >_> of :3 a ^-^ battwe knows 
Mowe than :3 a spinster; unwess OwO the xDD bookish UwU theowic, 
OwO Whewein OwO the UwU toged consuws can uWu pwopose 
UwU As ^.^ mastewwy as ^w^ he. x3 Mewe pwattwe ^-^ without practice 
^-^ Is >w< aww his sowdiewship. But >_< he, ;;w;; siw, xDD had OwO the ^w^ ewection; 
And OwO I, >_> of xDD whom his eyes xDD had uWu seen OwO the >_> pwoof 
^.^ At >_> Whodes, at Cypwus, ÚwÚ and uWu on uWu othew :33 gwounds 
ÚwÚ Chwistian ÚwÚ and x3 heathen, >w< must >w< be belee'd ÚwÚ and calm'd 
By ^.^ debitow ÚwÚ and >_< cweditow. :3 This countew-castew, 
>_< He, in good UwU time, >w< must his wieutenyant ^.^ be, 
And ;;w;; I- :3 God bless OwO the xDD mawk!- his Moorship's >_< ancient. 
WODEWIGO. By UwU heaven, I wathew would ^.^ have >_< been his OwO hangman. 
^w^ IAGO. ÚwÚ Why, :33 thewe's nyo wemedy. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the ^w^ cuwse >_> of UwU sewvice, 
uWu Pwefewment :33 goes uWu by letter ÚwÚ and affection, 
And ^.^ nyot uWu by ^.^ owd gradation, xDD whewe OwO each uWu second 
x3 Stood ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to OwO the >_> fiwst. Nyow, ;;w;; siw, >w< be ;;w;; judge yourself 
:3 Whethew I in ^-^ any ^.^ just term x3 am :3 affinyed 
ÚwÚ To love OwO the Moor. 
WODEWIGO. I would ^.^ nyot follow him xDD then. 
^w^ IAGO. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ content you. 
I follow him ^-^ to sewve my xDD tuwn x3 upon UwU him: 
We cannyot >w< aww >w< be masters, :3 nyow >w< aww ;;w;; mastews 
Cannyot >w< be ^.^ twuwy follow'd. You uWu shaww mark 
>_> Many :3 a ÚwÚ duteous ÚwÚ and :3 knyee-cwooking >_< knyave, 
:33 That doting uWu on his >_> own ^w^ obsequious >w< bondage 
OwO Weaws >_< out his UwU time, >w< much >_< wike his >_< mastew's ass, 
>_< Fow UwU nyought uWu but pwuvndew, ÚwÚ and when :33 he's >_> owd, cashier'd. 
xDD Whip me such >w< honyest knyaves. :33 Othews there awe 
Who, OwO twimm'd in >_> fowms ÚwÚ and >_> visages >_> of duty, 
Keep ÚwÚ yet theiw hearts :33 attending uWu on themsewves, 
And ^.^ thwowing uWu but >w< shows >_> of service uWu on theiw uWu wowds 
Do ;;w;; weww thrive uWu by them; ÚwÚ and when uWu they ^.^ have ^w^ winyed theiw ;;w;; coats 
Do themsewves OwO homage. ^.^ These xDD fewwows ^.^ have >w< some >_> souw, 
And such :3 a ^-^ onye ^-^ do I UwU pwofess ^-^ mysewf. 
>_< Fow, ;;w;; siw, 
^w^ It :3 is as ^w^ suwe as you awe Roderigo, 
Were I OwO the Moow, I would ^.^ nyot >w< be UwU Iago. 
UwU In following ^w^ him, I follow uWu but mysewf; 
xDD Heaven :3 is my :33 judge, ^.^ nyot I uWu fow love ÚwÚ and duty, 
But seeming so, uWu fow my xDD pecuwiaw OwO end. 
>_< Fow when my >_> outwawd >w< action doth ÚwÚ demonstwate 
The ÚwÚ nyative ^.^ act ÚwÚ and figuwe >_> of my OwO heawt 
UwU In compwement >_> extewn, 'tis ^.^ nyot wong aftew 
But I uWu wiww wear my OwO heawt x3 upon my >_< sweeve 
>_< Fow :3 daws ^-^ to ^w^ peck at: I x3 am ^.^ nyot what I ÚwÚ am. 
WODEWIGO. What :3 a :33 fuww >_> fowtunye OwO does OwO the >_< thick-wips ^.^ owe, 
>w< If ^.^ he can cawwy't UwU thus! 
^w^ IAGO. ^-^ Caww OwO up xDD hew fathew, 
Rouse ^w^ him, ^-^ make aftew ^w^ him, :3 poison his >w< dewight, 
UwU Pwocwaim him in OwO the stweets, >_> incense xDD hew :33 kinsmen, 
And, >w< though ^.^ he in :3 a :33 fewtiwe >_> cwimate dwell, 
Plague him with uWu fwies. ^-^ Though UwU that his ^.^ joy >w< be joy, 
>_> Yet thwow such x3 changes >_> of ÚwÚ vexation ^-^ on't 
UwU As ^.^ it ^-^ may wose >w< some color. 
WODEWIGO. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is xDD hew >_< fathew's >_< house; I'll caww awoud. 
^w^ IAGO. uWu Do, with >_< wike >_> timowous accent ÚwÚ and x3 diwe ÚwÚ yeww 
UwU As xDD when, uWu by night ÚwÚ and nyegwigence, OwO the x3 fiwe 
^-^ Is spied in >w< popuwous ^.^ cities. 
WODEWIGO. >_> What, ^w^ ho, Brabantio! UwU Signyiow >w< Bwabantio, UwU ho! 
^w^ IAGO. OwO Awake! >_> What, ^w^ ho, Brabantio! :3 Thieves! :3 Thieves! :3 Thieves! 
Wook ^-^ to >_> youw OwO house, >_> youw >_> daughtew, ÚwÚ and >_> youw bags! 
:3 Thieves! :3 Thieves! 

UwU Bwabantio >_> appeaws ^.^ abuv, at :3 a window. 

BWABANTIO. What :3 is OwO the reason >_> of :3 this uWu tewwibwe OwO summons? 
What :3 is OwO the matter thewe? 
WODEWIGO. uWu Signyiow, :3 is >w< aww >_> youw ÚwÚ famiwy >_< within? 
^w^ IAGO. uWu Awe >_> youw :33 doows wock'd? 
BWABANTIO. Why? >w< Whewefowe ÚwÚ ask you uWu this? 
^w^ IAGO. ^-^ 'Zounds, ;;w;; siw, >w< you'we >_< wobb'd! >_< Fow shame, >w< put uWu on >_> youw UwU gown; 
Your OwO heawt :3 is buwst, you ^.^ have lost half >_> youw soul; 
>_< Even nyow, nyow, vewy nyow, OwO an ^.^ owd bwack uWu wam 
^-^ Is uWu tupping >_> youw >_> white >_< ewe. UwU Awise, arise! 
:33 Awake OwO the snorting xDD citizens with OwO the :3 beww, 
Ow ewse OwO the ^w^ deviw uWu wiww ^-^ make :3 a :3 gwandsiwe >_> of you. 
UwU Awise, I :33 say! 
BWABANTIO. >_> What, ^.^ have you lost >_> youw wits? 
WODEWIGO. uWu Most OwO wevewend UwU signyiow, ^-^ do you xDD knyow my voice? 
BWABANTIO. :3 Nyot :3 I. What awe you? 
WODEWIGO. UwU My name :3 is Roderigo. 
BWABANTIO. The ^-^ wowsew welcome. 
I ^.^ have UwU chawged ÚwÚ thee ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ haunt about my doows. 
UwU In >w< honyest :3 pwainnyess :3 thou x3 hast heard me uWu say 
UwU My daughter :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu fow thee; ÚwÚ and nyow, in UwU madnyess, 
>_> Being :33 fuww >_> of ^w^ suppew ÚwÚ and distempering xDD dwaughts, 
:3 Upon :33 mawicious bravery, OwO dost :3 thou come 
ÚwÚ To start my quiet. 
WODEWIGO. >_> Siw, ;;w;; siw, sir- 
BWABANTIO. But :3 thou >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >w< be ^w^ suwe 
UwU My spirit ÚwÚ and my place ^.^ have in them power 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 this :33 bittew ^-^ to thee. 
WODEWIGO. UwU Patience, good sir. 
BWABANTIO. What >_> teww'st :3 thou me >_> of ÚwÚ wobbing? :3 This :3 is ;;w;; Venyice; 
UwU My house :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 a x3 gwange. 
WODEWIGO. uWu Most grave >w< Bwabantio, 
UwU In ÚwÚ simpwe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ puwe ^w^ souw I come ^-^ to you. 
^w^ IAGO. ^-^ 'Zounds, ;;w;; siw, you awe ^-^ onye >_> of x3 those UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ nyot sewve God, 
^-^ if OwO the ^w^ deviw ;;w;; bid you. xDD Because ^-^ we come ^-^ to ^-^ do you service ÚwÚ and you 
ÚwÚ think ^-^ we awe ruffians, ^w^ you'ww ^.^ have >_> youw daughter cuvwed with :3 a 
xDD Bawbawy x3 howse; ^w^ you'ww ^.^ have >_> youw nephews nyeigh ^-^ to OwO you; ^w^ you'ww ^.^ have 
coursers uWu fow >w< cousins, ÚwÚ and >_< gennyets uWu fow gewmans. 
BWABANTIO. What ^.^ pwofanye ÚwÚ wwetch art thou? 
^w^ IAGO. I x3 am one, ;;w;; siw, UwU that comes ^-^ to tell you >_> youw daughter ÚwÚ and OwO the 
Moor awe :3 nyow :33 making OwO the beast with two :33 backs. 
BWABANTIO. Thou awe :3 a :3 viwwain. 
^w^ IAGO. You :3 awe- :3 a ^-^ senyatow. 
BWABANTIO. :3 This :3 thou ^-^ shawt answew; I xDD knyow ^.^ thee, Roderigo. 
WODEWIGO. >_> Siw, I uWu wiww ÚwÚ answew ;;w;; anything. But, I uWu beseech you, 
:3 If't >w< be >_> youw ^w^ pweasuwe ÚwÚ and UwU most xDD wise ^.^ consent, 
UwU As pawtwy I find ^.^ it ;;w;; is, UwU that >_> youw fair >_> daughtew, 
^.^ At :3 this odd-even ÚwÚ and :33 duww watch o' OwO the night, 
:33 Twanspowted with nyo >_< wowse :3 nyow better guawd 
But with :3 a ^.^ knyave >_> of ^w^ common hire, :3 a :33 gondowiew, 
ÚwÚ To OwO the :3 gwoss *moans* cwasps >_> of :3 a >w< wascivious ^w^ Moow- 
>w< If :3 this >w< be OwO knyown ^-^ to you, ÚwÚ and >_> youw UwU awwowance, 
We then ^.^ have x3 donye you bowd ÚwÚ and ;;w;; saucy wwongs; 
But ^-^ if you xDD knyow ^.^ nyot this, my ^-^ mannyews tell me 
We ^.^ have >_> youw :33 wwong rebuke. Do ^.^ nyot believe 
That, ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 sense >_> of >w< aww civility, 
I ;;w;; thus would xDD pway ÚwÚ and twifwe with >_> youw x3 wevewence. 
Your >_> daughtew, ^-^ if you ^.^ have ^.^ nyot >w< given xDD hew leave, 
I uWu say uWu again, ;;w;; hath :3 made :3 a :3 gwoss x3 wevowt, 
>w< Tying xDD hew duty, :3 beauty, wit, ÚwÚ and :3 fowtunyes 
UwU In OwO an extravagant ÚwÚ and wheeling ^w^ stwangew 
x3 Of here ÚwÚ and x3 evewywhewe. :33 Stwaight xDD satisfy uWu youwsewf: 
>w< If ^.^ she >w< be in xDD hew ;;w;; chambew ^w^ ow >_> youw OwO house, 
>_> Wet loose uWu on me OwO the :33 justice >_> of OwO the OwO state 
>_< Fow ;;w;; thus >_> dewuding you. 
BWABANTIO. Stwike uWu on OwO the :33 tindew, UwU ho! 
>w< Give me :3 a taper! ^-^ Caww OwO up >w< aww my peopwe! 
:3 This accident :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO unwike my ^-^ dweam; 
Belief >_> of ^.^ it oppwesses me awweady. 
Light, I ÚwÚ say, light! Exit above. 
^w^ IAGO. Faweweww, uWu fow I >w< must xDD weave you. 
^w^ It uWu seems ^.^ nyot :33 meet, :3 nyow >_> whowesome ^-^ to my place, 
ÚwÚ To >w< be ^.^ pwoduced- :3 as, ^-^ if I ÚwÚ stay, I shaww- 
uWu Against OwO the Moow; uWu fow I ^-^ do >w< knyow, OwO the state, 
Howevew :3 this ^-^ may ^-^ gaww him with >w< some check, 
Cannyot with >_> safety UwU cast ^w^ him, uWu fow :33 he's embark'd 
x3 With such loud reason ^-^ to OwO the >_< Cypwus ^w^ waws, 
^w^ Which x3 even :3 nyow ^-^ stands in ^-^ act, UwU that, uWu fow theiw souls, 
>_> Anyothew >_> of his ;;w;; fathom uWu they ^.^ have UwU nyonye 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wead theiw OwO businyess; in ;;w;; which >w< wegawd, 
^-^ Though I ^-^ do UwU hate him as I ^-^ do heww ÚwÚ pains, 
>_> Yet uWu fow necessity >_> of ÚwÚ pwesent xDD wife, 
I >w< must show >_< out :3 a flag ÚwÚ and >w< sign >_> of love, 
^w^ Which :3 is >_< indeed uWu but :3 sign. :33 That you uWu shaww ^w^ suwewy find ^w^ him, 
Lead ^-^ to OwO the Sagittawy OwO the raised >_> seawch, 
And there uWu wiww I >w< be with >_> him. ^w^ So faweweww. UwU Exit. 

OwO Entew, UwU bewow, >w< Bwabantio, in his nightgown, ÚwÚ and 
^.^ Sewvants with uWu towches. 

BWABANTIO. ^w^ It :3 is xDD too OwO twue OwO an >w< eviw: gonye ^.^ she ;;w;; is, 
And ^w^ what's ^-^ to come >_> of my despised UwU time 
^-^ Is UwU nyought uWu but >_> bittewnyess. Nyow, Roderigo, 
:3 Whewe didst :3 thou UwU see uWu hew? :3 O OwO unhappy >w< giww! 
x3 With OwO the Moow, xDD say'st thou? OwO Who would >w< be :3 a ^-^ fathew! 
OwO How didst :3 thou xDD knyow 'twas uWu she? :33 O, ^.^ she deceives me 
>_< Past >_< thought! What ^w^ said ^.^ she ^-^ to you? UwU Get ^-^ mowe uWu tapews. 
Raise >w< aww my ^w^ kindwed. uWu Awe uWu they xDD mawwied, ÚwÚ think you? 
WODEWIGO. Twuwy, I ÚwÚ think uWu they >_> awe. 
BWABANTIO. :3 O uWu heaven! OwO How ^w^ got ^.^ she ^w^ out? :3 O uWu tweason >_> of OwO the blood! 
Fathers, ^-^ fwom x3 hence xDD twust ^.^ nyot >_> youw x3 daughtews' ^w^ minds 
By what you UwU see them ^-^ act. ^-^ Is there ^.^ nyot charms 
By ;;w;; which OwO the property >_> of xDD youth ÚwÚ and >_> maidhood 
May >w< be ÚwÚ abused? >_< Have you ^.^ nyot ^.^ wead, Roderigo, 
x3 Of >w< some such thing? 
WODEWIGO. x3 Yes, ;;w;; siw, I ^.^ have :3 indeed. 
BWABANTIO. ^-^ Caww OwO up my brother. :33 O, would you xDD had xDD had her! 
uWu Some ^-^ onye >_< way, >w< some >_> anyothew. Do you xDD knyow 
:3 Whewe ^-^ we ^-^ may ^.^ appwehend xDD hew ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 Moow? 
WODEWIGO. I ÚwÚ think I can ÚwÚ discuvw ^w^ him, ^-^ if you >w< pwease 
ÚwÚ To >_< get good guawd ÚwÚ and >w< go ÚwÚ awong with >_> me. 
BWABANTIO. ;;w;; Pway you, ;;w;; wead x3 on. ^.^ At every house I'll caww; 
I ^-^ may xDD command at ^.^ most. UwU Get x3 weapons, UwU ho! 
And ÚwÚ waise >w< some speciaw >_< officews >_> of ^-^ nyight. 
uWu On, good Roderigo, I'll deserve >_> youw ^.^ pains. OwO Exeunt. 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
>_> Anyothew street. 

x3 Entew UwU Othewwo, x3 Iago, ÚwÚ and x3 Attendants with uWu towches. 

^w^ IAGO. ^-^ Though in OwO the trade >_> of OwO waw I ^.^ have OwO swain ^-^ men, 
>_> Yet ^-^ do I howd ^.^ it vewy stuff o' OwO the ;;w;; conscience 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ do nyo ;;w;; contwived :3 muwthew. I wack inyiquity 
>_< Sometimes ^-^ to ^-^ do me uWu sewvice. UwU Nyinye ^w^ ow >w< ten xDD times 
I xDD had ^w^ thought ^-^ to ^.^ have yewk'd him here uWu undew OwO the >_> wibs. 
OTHEWWO. ^.^ 'Tis better as ^.^ it is. 
^w^ IAGO. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but ^.^ he pwated 
And xDD spoke such scurvy ÚwÚ and pwovoking >_> tewms 
uWu Against >_> youw honyow 
That, with OwO the wittwe ÚwÚ godwinyess I x3 have, 
I >_> did :33 fuww ^-^ hawd uWu fowbeaw >_> him. But I pray you, ;;w;; siw, 
uWu Awe you fast married? Be >_> assuwed >_> of this, 
:33 That OwO the ;;w;; magnyifico :3 is >w< much beloved, 
And ;;w;; hath in his :33 effect :3 a >w< voice :33 potentiaw 
UwU As double as OwO the >w< Duke's. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww divorce you, 
Ow >w< put x3 upon you what restraint ÚwÚ and gwievance 
The waw, with >w< aww his UwU might ^-^ to enforce ^.^ it OwO on, 
uWu Wiww ^w^ give him >w< cabwe. 
OTHEWWO. >_> Wet him ^-^ do his ;;w;; spite. 
UwU My OwO sewvices, ;;w;; which I ^.^ have x3 donye OwO the ^.^ signyiowy, 
:33 Shaww ÚwÚ out-tongue his :3 compwaints. ^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to >_> knyow- 
>w< Which, when I xDD knyow UwU that ^-^ boasting :3 is OwO an honor, 
I uWu shaww xDD pwomuwgate- I ÚwÚ fetch my life ÚwÚ and being 
From x3 men >_> of :33 woyaw OwO siege, ÚwÚ and my ^w^ demewits 
May speak unbonnyeted ^-^ to as >_> pwoud :3 a >_> fowtunye 
UwU As :3 this UwU that I ^.^ have weach'd. >_< Fow >w< knyow, x3 Iago, 
But UwU that I love OwO the gentwe uWu Desdemonya, 
I would ^.^ nyot my >_< unhoused free ^.^ condition 
x3 Put OwO into ciwcumscwiption ÚwÚ and x3 confinye 
>_< Fow OwO the ;;w;; sea's worth. But, xDD wook! What lights come >w< yond? 
^w^ IAGO. Those awe OwO the raised fathew ÚwÚ and his >_< fwiends. 
You ;;w;; wewe :33 best >w< go in. 
OTHEWWO. :3 Nyot I; I >w< must >w< be ÚwÚ found. 
UwU My :33 pawts, my titwe, ÚwÚ and my pewfect ^w^ souw 
:33 Shaww manyifest me OwO wightwy. ^-^ Is ^.^ it OwO they? 
^w^ IAGO. By :33 Janyus, I ÚwÚ think nyo. 

x3 Entew ;;w;; Cassio ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cewtain Officers with uWu towches. 

OTHEWWO. The ^-^ sewvants >_> of OwO the OwO Duke? And my >_> wieutenyant? 
The xDD goodnyess >_> of OwO the night x3 upon you, x3 fwiends! 
What :3 is OwO the x3 nyews? 
CASSIO. The UwU Duke OwO does gweet you, general, 
And ^.^ he xDD wequiwes >_> youw haste-post-haste xDD appeawance, 
>_< Even uWu on OwO the >w< instant. 
OTHEWWO. What :3 is OwO the matter, ÚwÚ think you? 
CASSIO. OwO Something ^-^ fwom Cypwus, as I ^-^ may x3 divinye; 
^w^ It :3 is :3 a ^-^ businyess >_> of >w< some heat. The >w< gawweys 
>_< Have x3 sent :3 a ;;w;; dozen ^.^ sequent messengews 
:3 This vewy night at ^-^ onye x3 anyothew's heels; 
And many >_> of OwO the consuws, raised ÚwÚ and met, 
uWu Awe at OwO the >w< Duke's awweady. You ^.^ have >_< been >_> hotwy xDD caww'd for, 
^w^ When, being ^.^ nyot at >_> youw ÚwÚ wodging ^-^ to >w< be OwO found, 
The Senate ;;w;; hath x3 sent about three uWu sevewaw ^.^ quests 
ÚwÚ To >_> seawch you >_< out. 
OTHEWWO. ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; weww I x3 am ;;w;; found uWu by you. 
I uWu wiww uWu but uWu spend :3 a >_> wowd here in OwO the house 
And >w< go with you. UwU Exit. 
CASSIO. ^-^ Ancient, what makes ^.^ he hewe? 
^w^ IAGO. OwO Faith, ^.^ he tonight ;;w;; hath :33 boawded :3 a ^.^ wand cawack; 
>w< If ^.^ it ^w^ pwuv lawful prize, :33 he's :3 made forever. 
CASSIO. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD undewstand. 
^w^ IAGO. >w< He's :3 mawwied. 
CASSIO. ÚwÚ To UwU who? 

;;w;; We-entew ÚwÚ Othewwo. 

^w^ IAGO. x3 Mawwy, UwU to- ^w^ Come, captain, uWu wiww you go? 
OTHEWWO. >_< Have with you. 
CASSIO. ;;w;; Hewe comes another >_< twoop ^-^ to >w< seek uWu fow you. 
^w^ IAGO. ^w^ It :3 is Bwabantio. ^w^ Genyewaw, >w< be :3 advised, 
ÚwÚ He comes ^-^ to OwO bad intent. 

x3 Entew >w< Bwabantio, Roderigo, ÚwÚ and Officers with torches 
ÚwÚ and weapons. 

OTHEWWO. Holla! Stand ;;w;; thewe! 
WODEWIGO. uWu Signyiow, ^.^ it :3 is OwO the Moor. 
BWABANTIO. x3 Down with ^w^ him, thief! 
^.^ They dwaw uWu on uWu both :33 sides. 
^w^ IAGO. :3 You, Wodewigo! ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, I x3 am uWu fow you. 
OTHEWWO. Keep OwO up >_> youw UwU bwight uWu swowds, uWu fow OwO the OwO dew uWu wiww wust ^.^ them. 
Good UwU signyiow, you uWu shaww ^-^ mowe xDD command with years 
>w< Than with >_> youw weapons. 
BWABANTIO. :3 O :3 thou ;;w;; fouw xDD thief, xDD whewe x3 hast :3 thou xDD stow'd my ^.^ daughtew? 
OwO Damn'd as :3 thou :3 awt, :3 thou x3 hast uWu enchanted UwU hew, 
>_< Fow I'll ^.^ wefew me ^-^ to >w< aww >w< things >_> of :33 sense, 
>w< If ^.^ she in xDD chains >_> of ÚwÚ magic ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot UwU bound, 
:3 Whethew :3 a maid OwO so xDD tendew, :33 faiw, ÚwÚ and happy, 
^w^ So >w< opposite ^-^ to mawwiage UwU that ^.^ she >w< shunn'd 
The weawthy, ^.^ cuwwed >w< dawwings >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ nyation, 
Wouwd >w< evew x3 have, ^-^ to >_< incuw :3 a ^w^ genyewaw UwU mock, 
Wun ^-^ fwom xDD hew xDD guawdage ^-^ to OwO the :33 sooty uWu bosom 
x3 Of such :3 a xDD thing as ;;w;; thou- ^-^ to feaw, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to xDD dewight. 
Judge me OwO the UwU wowwd, ^-^ if 'tis ^.^ nyot :3 gwoss in :33 sense 
:33 That :3 thou x3 hast ÚwÚ pwacticed uWu on xDD hew with ;;w;; fouw xDD chawms, 
xDD Abused xDD hew delicate xDD youth with drugs ^w^ ow UwU minyewaws 
:33 That weaken :33 motion. I'll ^.^ have't disputed OwO on; 
^.^ 'Tis >_> pwobabwe, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pawpabwe ^-^ to :3 thinking. 
I OwO thewefowe ^.^ appwehend ÚwÚ and ^-^ do >w< attach ÚwÚ thee 
>_< Fow OwO an ;;w;; abusew >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, :3 a :3 pwacticew 
x3 Of ^w^ awts uWu inhibited ÚwÚ and >_< out >_> of wawwant. 
>w< Way howd x3 upon >_> him. >w< If ^.^ he ^-^ do resist, 
^-^ Subdue him at his ^-^ pewiw. 
OTHEWWO. Hold >_> youw x3 hands, 
Both you >_> of my incwinying ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ west. 
Were ^.^ it my cue ^-^ to fight, I shouwd ^.^ have OwO knyown ^.^ it 
Without :3 a prompter. :3 Whewe uWu wiww you UwU that I >w< go 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew :3 this >_> youw :33 chawge? 
BWABANTIO. ÚwÚ To x3 pwison, ÚwÚ tiww x3 fit UwU time 
x3 Of OwO waw ÚwÚ and ^-^ couwse >_> of direct OwO session 
^-^ Caww ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< answew. 
OTHEWWO. What ^-^ if I ^-^ do obey? 
OwO How ^-^ may OwO the UwU Duke >w< be >_< thewewith >_< satisfied, 
uWu Whose messengews awe here about my >w< side, 
:3 Upon >w< some ÚwÚ pwesent ^-^ businyess >_> of OwO the OwO state 
ÚwÚ To bwing me ^-^ to OwO him? 
OwO FIWST >_> OFFICEW. ^.^ 'Tis true, UwU most >w< wowthy UwU signyiow; 
The >w< Duke's in counciw, ÚwÚ and >_> youw x3 nyobwe ;;w;; sewf, 
I x3 am ;;w;; suwe, :3 is x3 sent OwO fow. 
BWABANTIO. :3 How? The UwU Duke in x3 counciw? 
UwU In :3 this UwU time >_> of OwO the :3 nyight? >_< Bwing him away; 
>w< Minye's ^.^ nyot OwO an :33 idwe ^.^ cause. The UwU Duke himself, 
Ow ^-^ any >_> of my bwothews >_> of OwO the state, 
Cannyot uWu but ;;w;; feew :3 this :33 wwong as 'twere theiw own; 
>_< Fow ^-^ if such :33 actions ^-^ may ^.^ have ÚwÚ passage ^.^ fwee, 
>_< Bond slaves ÚwÚ and pagans uWu shaww ^-^ ouw >_> statesmen UwU be. OwO Exeunt. 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
OwO A council ^.^ chambew. The UwU Duke ÚwÚ and Senators ^.^ sitting at :3 a :3 tabwe; 
Officers xDD attending. 

ÚwÚ DUKE. Thewe :3 is nyo :3 composition in ^.^ these UwU nyews 
:33 That gives them credit. 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. :3 Indeed uWu they awe disproportion'd; 
UwU My letters uWu say :3 a ^-^ hundwed ÚwÚ and :3 seven xDD gawweys. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. And ÚwÚ minye, :3 a ^-^ hundwed ÚwÚ and fowty. 
x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. And ÚwÚ minye, two ^.^ hundwed. 
But >w< though uWu they jump ^.^ nyot uWu on :3 a ^.^ just ^-^ account- 
UwU As in ^.^ these cases, xDD whewe OwO the ^-^ aim ^-^ wepowts, 
^.^ 'Tis ^w^ oft with x3 diffewence- ÚwÚ yet ^-^ do uWu they >w< aww ;;w;; confiwm 
OwO A Turkish ^w^ fweet, ÚwÚ and beawing OwO up ^-^ to Cypwus. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ it :3 is possibwe enough ^-^ to :3 judgement. 
I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot OwO so secure me in OwO the ^-^ ewwow, 
But OwO the x3 main xDD awticwe I ^-^ do appwuv 
UwU In xDD feawfuw :33 sense. 
:3 SAIWOW. [Within.] >_> What, UwU ho! >_> What, UwU ho! >_> What, UwU ho! 
OwO FIWST >_> OFFICEW. OwO A :33 messengew ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD gawweys. 

x3 Entew >w< Saiwow. 

ÚwÚ DUKE. Nyow, ^w^ what's OwO the business? 
:3 SAIWOW. The Turkish pwepawation makes uWu fow >_> Whodes, 
^w^ So ÚwÚ was I ;;w;; bid wepowt here ^-^ to OwO the OwO state 
By UwU Signyiow ^.^ Angewo. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO How uWu say you uWu by :3 this uWu change? 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. :3 This cannyot ^.^ be, 
By nyo >w< assay >_> of ^.^ weason; 'tis :3 a UwU pageant 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep OwO us in false OwO gaze. When ^-^ we consider 
The impowtancy >_> of >_< Cypwus ^-^ to OwO the Turk, 
And let uWu ouwsewves UwU again uWu but undewstand 
:33 That as ^.^ it ^-^ mowe UwU concewns OwO the :3 Tuwk than >_> Whodes, 
^w^ So ^-^ may ^.^ he with ^-^ mowe >w< faciwe xDD question bear it, 
>_< Fow UwU that ^.^ it ^-^ stands ^.^ nyot in such ^.^ wawwike >_< bwace, 
But ^-^ awtogethew lacks OwO the ÚwÚ abiwities 
:33 That Whodes :3 is dress'd in. >w< If ^-^ we ^-^ make ^w^ thought >_> of this, 
We >w< must ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think OwO the :3 Tuwk :3 is OwO so UwU unskiwwfuw 
ÚwÚ To xDD weave UwU that :3 watest ;;w;; which UwU concewns him :33 fiwst, 
>w< Nyegwecting OwO an ^-^ attempt >_> of >_> ease ÚwÚ and gain, 
ÚwÚ To :3 wake ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wage :3 a danger profitless. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ;;w;; Nyay, in >w< aww ^-^ confidence, :33 he's ^.^ nyot uWu fow :3 Whodes. 
OwO FIWST >_> OFFICEW. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is ^-^ mowe news. 

x3 Entew :3 a Messenger. 

MESSENGEW. The UwU Ottomites, OwO wevewend ÚwÚ and ^-^ gwacious, 
Steering with :3 due ^-^ couwse towawd OwO the >_> iswe >_> of >_> Whodes, 
>_< Have there injointed them with OwO an aftew fweet. 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. >w< Ay, OwO so I OwO thought. OwO How many, as you guess? 
MESSENGEW. x3 Of OwO thiwty saiw; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow uWu they ^-^ do we-stem 
Their ;;w;; backwawd ^.^ couwse, beawing with :3 fwank ^.^ appeawance 
Their >w< puwposes towawd Cypwus. UwU Signyiow ^w^ Montanyo, 
Your >_> twusty ÚwÚ and UwU most ÚwÚ vawiant uWu sewvitow, 
x3 With his free >_> duty wecommends you thus, 
And uWu pways you ^-^ to believe >_> him. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ cewtain then uWu fow Cypwus. 
Mawcus Luccicos, :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ he in :33 town? 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. >w< He's :3 nyow in Florence. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. x3 Wwite ^-^ fwom OwO us ^-^ to ^w^ him, post-post-haste UwU dispatch. 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ;;w;; Hewe comes UwU Bwabantio ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ vawiant Moor. 

x3 Entew >w< Bwabantio, UwU Othewwo, x3 Iago, Roderigo, ÚwÚ and Officers. 

ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO Vawiant UwU Othewwo, ^-^ we >w< must straight x3 empwoy you 
uWu Against OwO the ^w^ genyewaw enemy OwO Ottoman. 
uWu [To Bwabantio.] I >_> did ^.^ nyot UwU see OwO you; welcome, gentwe UwU signyiow; 
We >_< wack'd >_> youw counsew ÚwÚ and >_> youw ^w^ hewp >_< tonyight. 
BWABANTIO. ^w^ So >_> did I ^w^ youws. Good >_> youw Gwace, pawdon :3 me: 
ÚwÚ Nyeithew my place :3 nyow >w< aught I heard >_> of ^-^ businyess 
;;w;; Hath raised me ^-^ fwom my :33 bed, :3 nyow doth OwO the ^w^ genyewaw cawe 
;;w;; Take howd uWu on me; uWu fow my pawticuwaw >w< gwief 
^-^ Is >_> of OwO so >_> fwood-gate ÚwÚ and UwU o'ewbeawing ^-^ nyatuwe 
:33 That ^.^ it UwU engwuts ÚwÚ and UwU swawwows uWu othew sorrows, 
And ^.^ it :3 is still itself. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ Why, ^w^ what's OwO the matter? 
BWABANTIO. UwU My daughter! :33 O, my daughter! 
ALL. >_> Dead? 
BWABANTIO. >w< Ay, ^-^ to >_> me. 
She :3 is OwO abused, stow'n ^-^ fwom me ÚwÚ and >_< cowwupted 
By x3 spewws ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ medicinyes bought >_> of mountebanks; 
>_< Fow ^-^ nyatuwe OwO so ^w^ pwepostewouswy ^-^ to ^-^ eww, 
>_> Being ^.^ nyot UwU deficient, :3 bwind, ^w^ ow ^.^ wame >_> of :33 sense, 
^-^ Sans OwO witchcwaft :33 couwd not. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> Whoe'ew ^.^ he >w< be UwU that in :3 this ;;w;; fouw proceeding 
;;w;; Hath ;;w;; thus x3 beguiwed >_> youw daughter >_> of x3 hewsewf 
And you >_> of UwU hew, OwO the bwoody book >_> of OwO waw 
You uWu shaww yourself ;;w;; wead in OwO the :33 bittew letter 
:33 Aftew >_> youw >_> own :33 sense, ^-^ yea, >w< though ^-^ ouw pwopew :3 son 
x3 Stood in >_> youw ^w^ action. 
BWABANTIO. ;;w;; Humbwy I :3 thank >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. 
;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the man, :3 this Moow, xDD whom nyow, ^.^ it seems, 
Your speciaw >_< mandate uWu fow OwO the OwO state affairs 
;;w;; Hath UwU hithew :3 bwought. 
ALL. We awe vewy >_< sowwy for't. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. uWu [To >_> Othewwo.] What in >_> youw >_> own part can you uWu say ^-^ to uWu this? 
BWABANTIO. UwU Nyothing, uWu but :3 this :3 is ÚwÚ so. 
OTHEWWO. uWu Most uWu potent, :33 gwave, ÚwÚ and OwO wevewend signiors, 
UwU My vewy x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and appwuvd good masters, 
:33 That I ^.^ have ta'en away :3 this ^.^ owd ÚwÚ man's >_> daughtew, 
^w^ It :3 is UwU most true; true, I ^.^ have married UwU hew; 
The vewy head ÚwÚ and xDD fwont >_> of my :3 offending 
;;w;; Hath :3 this OwO extent, nyo more. Rude x3 am I in my speech, 
And wittwe bwest with OwO the ^.^ soft ^.^ phwase >_> of ^w^ peace; 
>_< Fow >_< since ^.^ these ÚwÚ awms >_> of >_< minye xDD had :3 seven ;;w;; yeaws' ^w^ pith, 
;;w;; Tiww :3 nyow >w< some :33 nyinye >_< moons wasted, uWu they ^.^ have used 
Their ;;w;; deawest >w< action in OwO the ÚwÚ tented field, 
And wittwe >_> of :3 this gweat x3 wowwd can I ÚwÚ speak, 
Mowe than ^w^ pewtains ^-^ to feats >_> of broil ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ battwe; 
And OwO thewefowe wittwe uWu shaww I OwO gwace my cause 
UwU In ;;w;; speaking uWu fow ^-^ mysewf. xDD Yet, uWu by >_> youw >_< gwacious >_> patience, 
I uWu wiww :3 a x3 wound ^-^ unvawnyish'd xDD tawe x3 dewivew 
x3 Of my xDD whowe ^-^ couwse >_> of love: what ÚwÚ dwugs, what xDD chawms, 
What conjuwation, ÚwÚ and what :3 mighty OwO magic- 
>_< Fow such proceeding I x3 am UwU chawged withal- 
I xDD won his daughter. 
BWABANTIO. OwO A OwO maiden never bold, 
x3 Of spirit OwO so still ÚwÚ and >_> quiet UwU that xDD hew motion 
>_< Bwush'd at herself; ÚwÚ and x3 she- in ^-^ spite >_> of UwU nyatuwe, 
x3 Of yeaws, >_> of xDD countwy, >_< cwedit, OwO evewything- 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ faww in love with what ^.^ she >_< feaw'd ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook :33 on! 
^w^ It :3 is ^w^ judgement ^.^ maim'd ÚwÚ and UwU most ^w^ impewfect, 
:33 That uWu wiww x3 confess :3 pewfection OwO so :33 couwd err 
uWu Against >w< aww ^.^ wuwes >_> of UwU nyatuwe, ÚwÚ and >w< must >w< be >_> dwiven 
ÚwÚ To find >_< out pwactices >_> of ÚwÚ cunnying heww 
UwU Why :3 this shouwd UwU be. I OwO thewefowe vouch UwU again 
:33 That with >w< some :3 mixtuwes >w< powewfuw o'ew OwO the blood, 
Ow with >w< some ^.^ dwam conjuwed ^-^ to :3 this >_> effect, 
ÚwÚ He wrought x3 upon :3 hew. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ To vouch :3 this :3 is nyo proof, 
Without ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ cewtain ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe overt test 
>w< Than ^.^ these xDD thin ^-^ habits ÚwÚ and UwU poow likelihoods 
x3 Of modewn seeming ^-^ do :33 pwefew x3 against >_> him. 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. But, UwU Othewwo, speak. 
OwO Did you uWu by OwO indiwect ÚwÚ and fowced courses 
^-^ Subdue ÚwÚ and :3 poison :3 this x3 young :33 maid's :33 affections? 
Ow came ^.^ it uWu by UwU wequest, ÚwÚ and such fair xDD question 
UwU As ^w^ souw ^-^ to ^w^ souw ;;w;; affowdeth? 
OTHEWWO. I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, 
>_> Send uWu fow OwO the wady ^-^ to OwO the Sagittary, 
And let xDD hew speak >_> of me before xDD hew father. 
>w< If you ^-^ do find me ;;w;; fouw in xDD hew report, 
The twust, OwO the >w< office I ^-^ do howd >_> of you, 
:3 Nyot only UwU take ^w^ away, uWu but let >_> youw >_< sentence 
>_< Even ^-^ faww x3 upon my wife. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. x3 Fetch ;;w;; Desdemonya hithew. 
OTHEWWO. ^-^ Ancient, OwO conduct them; you :33 best xDD knyow OwO the :3 pwace. 
>_< Exeunt >_< Iago ÚwÚ and Attendants. 
And ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ she xDD come, as ^.^ twuwy as ^-^ to >w< heaven 
I ^-^ do x3 confess OwO the UwU vices >_> of my blood, 
^w^ So justly ^-^ to >_> youw grave ears I'll ÚwÚ pwesent 
OwO How I >_> did thrive in :3 this fair lady's love 
And ^.^ she in x3 minye. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Say it, ÚwÚ Othewwo. 
OTHEWWO. Her fathew loved uWu me, ^w^ oft ^-^ invited uWu me, 
OwO Stiww ^.^ question'd me OwO the story >_> of my life 
From yeaw ^-^ to yeaw, OwO the OwO battwes, >_< sieges, UwU fowtunyes, 
:33 That I ^.^ have ^-^ pass'd. 
I ÚwÚ wan ^.^ it through, x3 even ^-^ fwom my boyish >_< days 
ÚwÚ To OwO the vewy ;;w;; moment UwU that ^.^ he bade me tell OwO it: 
OwO Whewein I ^-^ spake >_> of UwU most :3 disastwous ÚwÚ chances, 
x3 Of ^w^ moving x3 accidents uWu by flood ÚwÚ and field, 
x3 Of :3 haiw-bweadth uWu 'scapes >w< i' OwO the imminyent >_> deadwy breach, 
x3 Of being :3 taken uWu by OwO the UwU insowent ÚwÚ foe 
And :3 sowd ^-^ to ;;w;; swavewy, >_> of my xDD wedemption ^.^ thence 
And powtance in my twavews' history; 
OwO Whewein >_> of :3 antwes UwU vast ÚwÚ and :3 desewts idle, 
^-^ Wough quawwies, rocks, ÚwÚ and :3 hiwws uWu whose :3 heads ^.^ touch UwU heaven, 
^w^ It ÚwÚ was my ^w^ hint ^-^ to UwU speak- such ÚwÚ was OwO the >_> pwocess- 
And >_> of OwO the Cannyibaws UwU that OwO each uWu othew >w< eat, 
The Anthropophagi, ÚwÚ and x3 men uWu whose :3 heads 
Do gwow beneath theiw >_> shouwdews. :3 This ^-^ to hear 
Wouwd ;;w;; Desdemonya >_< sewiouswy incwinye; 
But still OwO the house affairs would dwaw xDD hew >_< thence, 
^w^ Which >w< evew as ^.^ she :33 couwd with haste ÚwÚ dispatch, 
She'wd come uWu again, ÚwÚ and with :3 a greedy ear 
ÚwÚ Devouw OwO up my >_< discouwse; ;;w;; which I >_> obsewving, 
>_< Took UwU once :3 a x3 pwiant xDD houw, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; found good :3 means 
ÚwÚ To dwaw ^-^ fwom xDD hew :3 a >w< pwayew >_> of eawnyest OwO heawt 
:33 That I would >w< aww my x3 piwgwimage ÚwÚ diwate, 
^.^ Wheweof uWu by x3 pawcews ^.^ she xDD had xDD something heard, 
But ^.^ nyot intentivewy. I >_> did ^.^ consent, 
And >_< often >_> did beguiwe xDD hew >_> of xDD hew ;;w;; teaws 
When I >_> did speak >_> of >w< some distressful OwO stwoke 
:33 That my xDD youth :3 suffew'd. UwU My story being >_< donye, 
She >_> gave me uWu fow my x3 pains :3 a x3 wowwd >_> of UwU sighs; 
She x3 swowe, in :33 faith, 'twas stwange, 'twas >_< passing >_< stwange; 
ÚwÚ 'Twas pitiful, 'twas :3 wondwous pitiful. 
She :33 wish'd ^.^ she xDD had ^.^ nyot heard it, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ she :33 wish'd 
:33 That >w< heaven xDD had :3 made xDD hew such :3 a >w< man; ^.^ she >_< thank'd uWu me, 
And bade uWu me, ^-^ if I xDD had :3 a fwiend UwU that loved UwU hew, 
I shouwd uWu but teach him how ^-^ to tell my xDD stowy, 
And UwU that would ^w^ woo :3 hew. :3 Upon :3 this ^w^ hint I spake: 
She loved me uWu fow OwO the dangews I xDD had UwU pass'd, 
And I loved xDD hew UwU that ^.^ she >_> did ^-^ pity ^.^ them. 
:3 This only :3 is OwO the OwO witchcwaft I ^.^ have :3 used. 
;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the lady; let xDD hew witness it. 

x3 Entew uWu Desdemonya, x3 Iago, ÚwÚ and Attendants. 

ÚwÚ DUKE. I ÚwÚ think :3 this xDD tawe would ^.^ win my daughter ^w^ too. 
Good >w< Bwabantio, 
;;w;; Take OwO up :3 this OwO mangwed matter at OwO the best: 
Men ^-^ do theiw ^w^ bwoken weapons wathew ;;w;; use 
>w< Than theiw x3 bawe hands. 
BWABANTIO. I pray you, hear xDD hew speak. 
>w< If ^.^ she x3 confess UwU that ^.^ she ÚwÚ was half OwO the wooew, 
Destruction uWu on my uWu head, ^-^ if my OwO bad blame 
Wight uWu on OwO the ^w^ man! Come hithew, gentwe OwO mistwess. 
Do you pewceive in >w< aww :3 this x3 nyobwe >_> company 
:3 Whewe UwU most you owe ^.^ obedience? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. UwU My x3 nyobwe fathew, 
I ^-^ do pewceive here :3 a ;;w;; divided >_< duty. 
ÚwÚ To you I x3 am bound uWu fow life ÚwÚ and >_> education; 
UwU My life ÚwÚ and uWu education uWu both ^-^ do learn me 
OwO How ^-^ to >_< wespect OwO you; you awe OwO the lord >_> of duty, 
I x3 am hithewto >_> youw daughter. But >w< hewe's my xDD husband, 
And OwO so >w< much >_> duty as my mothew show'd 
ÚwÚ To you, ^.^ pwefewwing you before xDD hew fathew, 
^w^ So >w< much I challenge UwU that I ^-^ may UwU pwofess 
Due ^-^ to OwO the Moow, my :33 wowd. 
BWABANTIO. :3 God >w< be with xDD you! I ^.^ have >w< donye. 
UwU Pwease ^.^ it >_> youw Gwace, uWu on ^-^ to OwO the OwO state affairs; 
I xDD had wathew ^-^ to ^.^ adopt :3 a >w< chiwd than >_< get it. 
Come hithew, Moor. 
I here ^-^ do ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee UwU that with >w< aww my OwO heawt 
>w< Which, uWu but :3 thou x3 hast uWu awweady, with >w< aww my OwO heawt 
I would ^-^ keep ^-^ fwom thee. >_< Fow >_> youw UwU sake, ^-^ jewew, 
I x3 am ^.^ gwad at ^w^ souw I ^.^ have nyo uWu othew x3 chiwd; 
>_< Fow >w< thy escape would teach me tywanny, 
ÚwÚ To >_> hang cwogs uWu on ^.^ them. I ^.^ have >_< donye, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> Wet me speak >_< wike OwO youwsewf, ÚwÚ and uWu way :3 a >_< sentence 
>w< Which, as :3 a x3 gwise ^w^ ow >w< step, ^-^ may ^w^ hewp ^.^ these lovers 
x3 Into >_> youw :3 favow. 
When xDD wemedies awe ^.^ past, OwO the gwiefs awe UwU ended 
By >_< seeing OwO the worst, ;;w;; which ^.^ wate uWu on OwO hopes depended. 
ÚwÚ To mourn :3 a mischief UwU that :3 is ÚwÚ past ÚwÚ and gonye 
^-^ Is OwO the next uWu way ^-^ to dwaw OwO nyew mischief x3 on. 
What cannyot >w< be x3 pwesewved when >_> Fowtunye uWu takes, 
uWu Patience xDD hew uWu injuwy :3 a OwO mockewy ÚwÚ makes. 
The ;;w;; wobb'd UwU that >_> smiwes xDD steaws xDD something ^-^ fwom OwO the thief; 
ÚwÚ He >_> wobs ^-^ himsewf UwU that ^.^ spends :3 a :33 bootwess ^w^ gwief. 
BWABANTIO. ^w^ So let OwO the :3 Tuwk >_> of >_< Cypwus OwO us >_> beguiwe; 
We wose ^.^ it ^.^ nyot OwO so wong as ^-^ we can smile. 
ÚwÚ He uWu beaws OwO the >_< sentence well, UwU that nyothing uWu beaws 
But OwO the free comfort ;;w;; which ^-^ fwom ^.^ thence ^.^ he :33 heaws; 
But ^.^ he uWu beaws uWu both OwO the >_< sentence ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU sowwow 
That, ^-^ to pay gwief, >w< must >_> of UwU poow >_< patience :33 bowwow. 
^.^ These sentences, ^-^ to sugar ^w^ ow ^-^ to :3 gaww, 
>_> Being >w< stwong uWu on uWu both :3 sides, awe equivocaw. 
But uWu wowds awe :33 wowds; I never ÚwÚ yet >_> did hear 
:33 That OwO the uWu bwuised OwO heawt ÚwÚ was ^w^ piewced OwO thwough OwO the OwO eaw. 
I humbly uWu beseech you, :33 pwoceed ^-^ to OwO the affairs >_> of state. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. The :3 Tuwk with :3 a UwU most :3 mighty pwepawation makes uWu fow Cypwus. 
UwU Othewwo, OwO the uWu fowtitude >_> of OwO the place :3 is :33 best OwO knyown ^-^ to OwO you; ÚwÚ and 
>w< though ^-^ we ^.^ have there :3 a :3 substitute >_> of UwU most ;;w;; awwowed sufficiency, 
ÚwÚ yet ^-^ opinyion, :3 a x3 suvweign ^w^ mistwess >_> of effects, throws :3 a ^-^ mowe OwO safew 
>w< voice uWu on you. You >w< must OwO thewefowe >w< be ^.^ content ^-^ to ÚwÚ swubbew OwO the gloss 
>_> of >_> youw OwO nyew :3 fowtunyes with :3 this ^-^ mowe :3 stubbown ÚwÚ and :33 boistewous 
OwO expedition. 
OTHEWWO. The >_> tywant :33 custom, UwU most grave senators, 
;;w;; Hath :3 made OwO the xDD fwinty ÚwÚ and >_< steew ^w^ couch >_> of OwO waw 
UwU My :3 thwice-dwiven bed >_> of down. I ^-^ do >w< agnyize 
OwO A :3 nyatuwaw ÚwÚ and :3 pwompt alacrity 
I find in >w< hawdnyess ÚwÚ and ^-^ do >_< undewtake 
^.^ These ÚwÚ pwesent wars x3 against OwO the Ottomites. 
uWu Most humbly OwO thewefowe bending ^-^ to >_> youw state, 
I crave x3 fit ^-^ disposition uWu fow my xDD wife, 
Due :33 wefewence >_> of place ÚwÚ and :33 exhibition, 
x3 With such xDD accommodation ÚwÚ and besort 
UwU As >_> wevews with xDD hew breeding. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< If you please, 
Be't at xDD hew ;;w;; fathew's. 
BWABANTIO. I'll ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. 
OTHEWWO. Nyow :3 I. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. Nyow :3 I. I would ^.^ nyot there OwO weside 
ÚwÚ To >w< put my fathew in impatient >_> thoughts 
By being in his >w< eye. uWu Most >_< gwacious Duke, 
ÚwÚ To my >w< unfowding lend >_> youw pwospewous eaw, 
And let me find :3 a chawtew in >_> youw >w< voice 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ assist my simpleness. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. What would you, OwO Desdemonya? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. :33 That I >_> did love OwO the Moor ^-^ to live with ^w^ him, 
UwU My downwight violence ÚwÚ and :3 stowm >_> of :3 fowtunyes 
May twumpet ^-^ to OwO the world. UwU My ^w^ heawt's x3 subdued 
>_< Even ^-^ to OwO the vewy ;;w;; quawity >_> of my :33 wowd. 
I ^-^ saw Othello's >_> visage in his UwU mind, 
And ^-^ to his ;;w;; honyows ÚwÚ and his ÚwÚ vawiant pawts 
OwO Did I my ^w^ souw ÚwÚ and :3 fowtunyes ^-^ consecwate. 
^w^ So UwU that, dear x3 wowds, ^-^ if I >w< be weft ^.^ behind, 
OwO A ;;w;; moth >_> of :3 peace, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >w< go ^-^ to OwO the war, 
The :3 wites uWu fow ;;w;; which I love him awe >_> beweft uWu me, 
And I :3 a :33 heavy intewim uWu shaww :3 suppowt 
By his dear x3 absence. >_> Wet me >w< go with >_> him. 
OTHEWWO. >_> Wet xDD hew ^.^ have >_> youw x3 voices. 
Vouch with uWu me, UwU heaven, I OwO thewefowe UwU beg ^.^ it ^.^ nyot 
ÚwÚ To >w< pwease OwO the x3 pawate >_> of my OwO appetite, 
Nyow ^-^ to x3 compwy with >_< heat- OwO the x3 young ^w^ affects 
UwU In me defunct- ÚwÚ and pwopew UwU satisfaction; 
But ^-^ to >w< be free ÚwÚ and >w< bounteous ^-^ to xDD hew mind. 
And >w< heaven ^w^ defend >_> youw good souls, UwU that you ÚwÚ think 
I uWu wiww >_> youw uWu sewious ÚwÚ and gweat ^-^ businyess xDD scant 
>_< Fow ^.^ she :3 is with >_> me. No, when >_< wight-wing'd xDD toys 
x3 Of >_> feathew'd ;;w;; Cupid :3 seew with >_< wanton dullness 
UwU My uWu specuwative ÚwÚ and ^w^ officed ;;w;; instwuments, 
:33 That my disports corrupt ÚwÚ and ^-^ taint my businyess, 
>_> Wet UwU housewives ^-^ make :3 a :3 skiwwet >_> of my hewm, 
And >w< aww :3 indign ÚwÚ and base advewsities 
UwU Make head x3 against my ^w^ estimation! 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Be ^.^ it as you uWu shaww pwivatewy detewminye, 
x3 Eithew uWu fow xDD hew stay ^w^ ow ^w^ going. The affaiw x3 cwies haste, 
And ÚwÚ speed >w< must >w< answew't: you >w< must x3 hence >_< tonyight. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. uWu Tonyight, my UwU wowd? 
ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 This ^-^ nyight. 
OTHEWWO. x3 With >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ^.^ At :33 nyinye >w< i' OwO the xDD mownying here ^w^ we'ww ^.^ meet again. 
UwU Othewwo, xDD weave >w< some ^w^ officew ^.^ behind, 
And ^.^ he uWu shaww ^-^ ouw :33 commission bwing ^-^ to you, 
x3 With such >w< things ewse >_> of ;;w;; quawity ÚwÚ and >_< wespect 
UwU As doth :3 impowt you. 
OTHEWWO. ^w^ So >w< pwease >_> youw Gwace, my :3 ancient; 
OwO A man ^.^ he :3 is >_> of xDD honyesty ÚwÚ and uWu twust. 
ÚwÚ To his ^.^ conveyance I assign my xDD wife, 
x3 With what ewse :3 nyeedfuw >_> youw good OwO Gwace uWu shaww ÚwÚ think 
ÚwÚ To >w< be x3 sent aftew >_> me. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be ÚwÚ so. 
Good night ^-^ to ^.^ evewyonye. uWu [To Bwabantio.] And, x3 nyobwe UwU signyiow, 
>w< If :3 viwtue nyo dewighted x3 beauty >_< wack, 
Your xDD son-in-waw :3 is :3 faw ^-^ mowe fair than ^.^ bwack. 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. Adieu, bwave Moow, ;;w;; use ;;w;; Desdemonya :33 weww. 
BWABANTIO. Wook ^-^ to UwU hew, Moow, ^-^ if :3 thou x3 hast eyes ^-^ to xDD see; 
She >_> has >w< deceived xDD hew fathew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ may thee. 
>_< Exeunt Duke, x3 Senyatows, ÚwÚ and Officers. 
OTHEWWO. UwU My life x3 upon xDD hew faith! Honyest x3 Iago, 
UwU My ;;w;; Desdemonya >w< must I xDD weave ^-^ to thee. 
I ;;w;; pwithee, let >w< thy UwU wife ^.^ attend uWu on UwU hew, 
And bwing them aftew in OwO the :33 best UwU advantage. 
^w^ Come, uWu Desdemonya, I ^.^ have uWu but OwO an hour 
x3 Of love, >_> of :33 wowwdwy mattews ÚwÚ and >w< diwection, 
ÚwÚ To uWu spend with thee. We >w< must ^-^ obey OwO the xDD time. 
>_< Exeunt ^-^ Othewwo ÚwÚ and Desdemona. 
WODEWIGO. ;;w;; Iago! 
^w^ IAGO. What xDD say'st thou, x3 nyobwe :3 heawt? 
WODEWIGO. What uWu wiww I uWu do, xDD thinkest thou? 
^w^ IAGO. ÚwÚ Why, >w< go ^-^ to bed ÚwÚ and ^-^ sweep. 
WODEWIGO. I uWu wiww >w< incontinyentwy drown ^-^ mysewf. 
^w^ IAGO. >w< If :3 thou dost, I uWu shaww never love ÚwÚ thee >w< aftew. 
ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou ÚwÚ siwwy gentweman! 
WODEWIGO. ^w^ It :3 is siwwinyess ^-^ to live when ^-^ to live :3 is :3 towment, ÚwÚ and then 
^.^ have ^-^ we :3 a pwescwiption ^-^ to die when death :3 is ^-^ ouw physician. 
^w^ IAGO. :3 O >_> viwwainyous! I ^.^ have looked x3 upon OwO the x3 wowwd uWu fow ;;w;; fouw xDD times 
:3 seven yeaws, ÚwÚ and >_< since I :33 couwd >_< distinguish ;;w;; betwixt :3 a benefit ÚwÚ and 
OwO an injury, I never ;;w;; found man UwU that knew how ^-^ to love :3 himsewf. Ewe I 
would uWu say I would drown ^-^ mysewf uWu fow OwO the love >_> of :3 a x3 guinyea ÚwÚ hen, I 
would >_> change my humanyity with :3 a >w< baboon. 
WODEWIGO. What shouwd I x3 do? I x3 confess ^.^ it :3 is my ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to >w< be OwO so uWu fond, 
uWu but ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot in my :3 viwtue ^-^ to amend it. 
^w^ IAGO. Virtue? :3 a OwO fig! ^.^ 'Tis in uWu ouwsewves UwU that ^-^ we awe ;;w;; thus ^w^ ow OwO thus. 
Our OwO bodies awe :33 gawdens, ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; which ^-^ ouw wills awe ^w^ gawdenyews; OwO so 
UwU that ^-^ if ^-^ we uWu wiww >_> pwant nyettwes ^w^ ow sow lettuce, xDD set :3 hyssop ÚwÚ and weed 
OwO up ÚwÚ thyme, :3 suppwy ^.^ it with ^-^ onye xDD gendew >_> of hewbs ^w^ ow ÚwÚ distwact ^.^ it with 
many, ;;w;; eithew ^-^ to ^.^ have ^.^ it ÚwÚ stewiwe with idleness ^w^ ow :33 manyuwed with 
xDD industwy, >_> why, OwO the power ÚwÚ and corrigible authowity >_> of :3 this :3 wies in 
^-^ ouw UwU wiwws. >w< If OwO the x3 bawance >_> of ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wives xDD had ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye scale >_> of 
reason ^-^ to ÚwÚ poise another >_> of ;;w;; sensuawity, OwO the UwU bwood ÚwÚ and ^w^ basenyess >_> of 
^-^ ouw natures would OwO conduct OwO us ^-^ to UwU most x3 pwepostewous :3 concwusions. 
But ^-^ we ^.^ have reason ^-^ to cool ^-^ ouw >_< waging >_> motions, ^-^ ouw carnal UwU stings, 
^-^ ouw unbitted ^-^ wusts; ^w^ wheweof I UwU take this, UwU that you caww love, ^-^ to 
>w< be :3 a sect ^w^ ow >w< scion. 
WODEWIGO. ^w^ It cannyot UwU be. 
^w^ IAGO. ^w^ It :3 is mewewy :3 a wust >_> of OwO the UwU bwood ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 pewmission >_> of OwO the 
uWu wiww. ^w^ Come, >w< be :3 a ^w^ man! x3 Dwown thysewf? x3 Dwown :33 cats ÚwÚ and uWu bwind 
puppies. I ^.^ have professed me >w< thy OwO fwiend, ÚwÚ and I x3 confess me xDD knyit ^-^ to 
>w< thy ^w^ desewving with cabwes >_> of perdurable toughnyess; I :33 couwd never 
better stead ÚwÚ thee than OwO nyow. x3 Put money in >w< thy :3 puwse; follow :3 thou 
OwO the ÚwÚ waws; x3 defeat >w< thy favor with OwO an ;;w;; usuwped ÚwÚ beawd. I ÚwÚ say, >w< put 
money in >w< thy puwse. ^w^ It cannyot >w< be UwU that ;;w;; Desdemonya shouwd wong 
continue xDD hew love ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ Moow- >w< put money in >w< thy ;;w;; puwse- :3 nyow ^.^ he his 
^-^ to :3 hew. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was :3 a viowent x3 commencement, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt UwU see OwO an 
answerable :3 sequestwation- >w< put uWu but money in >w< thy puwse. ^.^ These Moors 
awe uWu changeabwe in theiw wiwws- fiww >w< thy >_> puwse with ^-^ monyey. The 
>_< food UwU that ^-^ to him :3 nyow :3 is as wuscious as ^w^ wocusts, uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ to him 
:33 showtwy as acerb as OwO the :33 cowoquintida. She >w< must >_> change uWu fow youth; 
when ^.^ she :3 is sated with his body, ^.^ she uWu wiww find OwO the error >_> of xDD hew 
x3 choice. She >w< must ^.^ have change, ^.^ she must; OwO thewefowe >w< put money in 
>w< thy puwse. >w< If :3 thou xDD wiwt ^.^ nyeeds x3 damn ÚwÚ thysewf, ^-^ do ^.^ it :3 a ^-^ mowe delicate 
uWu way than drowning. UwU Make >w< aww OwO the money :3 thou canst. >w< If sanctimony 
ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; fwaiw x3 vow ;;w;; betwixt OwO an ^w^ ewwing xDD bawbawian ÚwÚ and :3 a >w< supewsubtwe 
Venetian >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD too ^-^ hawd uWu fow my xDD wits ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ twibe >_> of >_< heww, 
:3 thou ^-^ shawt enjoy ÚwÚ hew- OwO thewefowe ^-^ make ^-^ monyey. OwO A UwU pox >_> of dwownying 
thysewf! ^w^ It :3 is cwean >_< out >_> of OwO the way. >_< Seek :3 thou wathew ^-^ to >w< be 
OwO hanged in compassing >w< thy ^.^ joy than ^-^ to >w< be drowned ÚwÚ and >w< go ^-^ without 
:3 hew. 
WODEWIGO. uWu Wiwt :3 thou >w< be fast ^-^ to my hopes, ^-^ if I depend uWu on OwO the x3 issue? 
^w^ IAGO. Thou art ^w^ suwe >_> of :3 me- ÚwÚ go, ^-^ make ^-^ monyey. I ^.^ have told ÚwÚ thee UwU often, 
ÚwÚ and I UwU weteww ÚwÚ thee UwU again ÚwÚ and uWu again, I UwU hate OwO the Moor. UwU My cause :3 is 
hearted; UwU thinye ;;w;; hath nyo less reason. >_> Wet OwO us >w< be >_< conjunctive in ^-^ ouw 
wevenge x3 against >_> him. >w< If :3 thou ^w^ canst uWu cuckowd ^w^ him, :3 thou OwO dost thyself 
:3 a pweasuwe, me :3 a sport. Thewe awe many >w< events in OwO the >_> womb >_> of UwU time 
;;w;; which uWu wiww >w< be :3 dewivewed. ;;w;; Twavewse, ÚwÚ go, :3 pwovide >w< thy ^-^ monyey. We uWu wiww 
^.^ have ^-^ mowe >_> of :3 this x3 tomowwow. OwO Adieu. 
WODEWIGO. :3 Whewe uWu shaww ^-^ we ^.^ meet >w< i' OwO the morning? 
^w^ IAGO. ^.^ At my >_< wodging. 
WODEWIGO. I'll >w< be with ÚwÚ thee >w< betimes. 
^w^ IAGO. uWu Go ^.^ to, faweweww. Do you OwO heaw, Roderigo? 
WODEWIGO. What uWu say you? 
^w^ IAGO. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of drowning, ^-^ do you uWu heaw? 
WODEWIGO. I x3 am ^.^ changed; I'll >w< go ;;w;; seww >w< aww my land. UwU Exit. 
^w^ IAGO. ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ do I >w< evew ^-^ make my OwO foow my :3 puwse; 
>_< Fow I >_< minye >_> own xDD gain'd knowledge shouwd ^.^ pwofanye 
>w< If I would UwU time xDD expend with such :3 a snipe 
But uWu fow my uWu spowt ÚwÚ and uWu pwofit. I UwU hate OwO the Moow, 
And ^.^ it :3 is ^w^ thought ÚwÚ abwoad UwU that :33 'twixt my sheets 
ÚwÚ He >_> has x3 donye my :33 office. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot ^w^ if't >w< be true, 
But I uWu fow mere suspicion in UwU that >w< kind 
uWu Wiww ^-^ do as ^-^ if uWu fow surety. ÚwÚ He howds me well, 
The better uWu shaww my OwO puwpose wowk uWu on >_> him. 
Cassio's :3 a pwopew xDD man. >_> Wet me UwU see >w< nyow- 
ÚwÚ To >_< get his place, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^w^ pwume OwO up my uWu wiww 
UwU In double :3 knyavewy- ^-^ How, >_> how?- Let's UwU see- 
:33 Aftew >w< some UwU time, ^-^ to ^w^ abuse Othello's ear 
:33 That ^.^ he :3 is xDD too ÚwÚ famiwiaw with his wife. 
ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :3 a person ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ smooth >_< dispose 
ÚwÚ To >w< be suspected- framed ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< women ^-^ fawse. 
The Moor :3 is >_> of :3 a free ÚwÚ and open UwU nyatuwe, 
:33 That OwO thinks x3 men >w< honyest UwU that uWu but ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to >w< be so, 
And uWu wiww as tendewwy >w< be wed uWu by OwO the nyose 
UwU As UwU asses >_> awe. 
I ÚwÚ have't. ^w^ It :3 is engender'd. Heww ÚwÚ and night 
Must bwing :3 this monstrous biwth ^-^ to OwO the world's >_> wight. 
UwU Exit. 




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^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
OwO A ÚwÚ seapowt in Cypwus. An open place ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the quay. 

x3 Entew :3 Montanyo ÚwÚ and two ^-^ Gentwemen. 

^-^ MONTANyO. What ^-^ fwom OwO the cape can you discewn at ^-^ sea? 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Nyothing at all. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a high-wwought OwO fwood; 
I :33 cannyot, :33 'twixt OwO the >w< heaven ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 main, 
Descry :3 a ^w^ saiw. 
^-^ MONTANyO. x3 Methinks OwO the ^.^ wind ;;w;; hath xDD spoke ;;w;; awoud at >w< wand; 
OwO A xDD fuwwew bwast :33 nye'ew shook ^-^ ouw battwements. 
>w< If ^.^ it ;;w;; hath ^-^ wuffian'd OwO so x3 upon OwO the >_< sea, 
What xDD wibs >_> of uWu oak, when uWu mountains OwO mewt uWu on ;;w;; them, 
^w^ Can howd OwO the OwO mowtise? What uWu shaww ^-^ we hear >_> of uWu this? 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. OwO A OwO segwegation >_> of OwO the Turkish fweet. 
>_< Fow ^-^ do uWu but ^.^ stand x3 upon OwO the OwO foaming shore, 
The chidden billow uWu seems ^-^ to ^-^ pewt OwO the >w< cwouds; 
The ^w^ wind-shaked uWu suwge, with UwU high ÚwÚ and monstrous mane, 
xDD Seems ^-^ to UwU cast >w< watew uWu on OwO the burning ^-^ beaw, 
And ÚwÚ quench OwO the >w< guawds >_> of OwO the xDD evew-fixed powe. 
I never >_> did >_< wike >_< mowestation view 
uWu On OwO the >_> enchafed >w< fwood. 
^-^ MONTANyO. >w< If UwU that OwO the Turkish fleet 
Be ^.^ nyot enshewtew'd ÚwÚ and uWu embay'd, uWu they awe ^-^ dwown'd; 
^w^ It :3 is impossibwe ^-^ to bear ^.^ it >_< out. 

x3 Entew :3 a third ÚwÚ Gentweman. 

uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. OwO Nyews, x3 wads! Our wars awe >w< donye. 
The desperate ^w^ tempest ;;w;; hath OwO so xDD bang'd OwO the ^.^ Tuwks, 
:33 That theiw x3 designment halts. OwO A x3 nyobwe ;;w;; ship >_> of Venyice 
;;w;; Hath uWu seen :3 a grievous :3 wweck ÚwÚ and sufferance 
uWu On UwU most part >_> of theiw fweet. 
^-^ MONTANyO. :3 How? ^-^ Is :3 this :3 twue? 
uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. The ;;w;; ship :3 is here >w< put ÚwÚ in, 
OwO A OwO Vewonyesa. x3 Michaew OwO Cassio, 
:3 Wieutenyant ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ wawwike Moow, UwU Othewwo, 
^-^ Is come uWu on :33 showe; OwO the Moor ^-^ himsewf at >_< sea, 
And :3 is in :33 fuww :33 commission here uWu fow Cypwus. 
^-^ MONTANyO. I x3 am ^.^ gwad >w< on't; 'tis :3 a >w< wowthy x3 guvwnyow. 
uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. But :3 this >_> same OwO Cassio, >w< though ^.^ he speak >_> of comfort 
xDD Touching OwO the Turkish loss, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he looks :3 sadwy 
And uWu pways OwO the Moor >w< be >_< safe; uWu fow uWu they ;;w;; wewe x3 pawted 
x3 With ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ and viowent ^w^ tempest. 
^-^ MONTANyO. ;;w;; Pway uWu heavens ^.^ he ^.^ be, 
>_< Fow I ^.^ have served ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and OwO the man ÚwÚ commands 
;;w;; Wike :3 a :33 fuww sowdiew. Let's ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ seaside, UwU ho! 
UwU As ;;w;; weww ^-^ to UwU see OwO the vessel that's come in 
UwU As ^-^ to thwow >_< out ^-^ ouw eyes uWu fow bwave UwU Othewwo, 
>_< Even ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ we ^-^ make OwO the x3 main ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD aewiaw blue 
An ;;w;; indistinct uWu wegawd. 
uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^w^ Come, wet's ^-^ do so, 
>_< Fow every :3 minyute :3 is expectancy 
x3 Of ^-^ mowe ;;w;; awwivance. 

x3 Entew Cassio. 

CASSIO. ÚwÚ Thanks, you OwO the ÚwÚ vawiant >_> of :3 this ^.^ wawwike ÚwÚ iswe, 
:33 That OwO so appwuv OwO the Moow! :33 O, let OwO the uWu heavens 
>w< Give him UwU defense x3 against OwO the elements, 
>_< Fow I ^.^ have lost him uWu on :3 a dangewous >_> sea. 
^-^ MONTANyO. I ^.^ she ;;w;; weww ^w^ shipp'd? 
CASSIO. His bark :3 is >_< stoutwy timber'd, ÚwÚ and his :33 piwot 
x3 Of vewy UwU expewt ÚwÚ and appwuvd allowance; 
OwO Thewefowe my hopes, ^.^ nyot :33 suwfeited ^-^ to >_< death, 
Stand in bowd ^w^ cuwe. 
OwO A x3 cwy ÚwÚ within, "A >_> saiw, :3 a >_> saiw, :3 a :3 saiw!" 

x3 Entew :3 a >w< fouwth ÚwÚ Gentweman. 

What xDD nyoise? 
>_< FOUWTH ^-^ GENTWEMAN. The ^-^ town :3 is x3 empty; uWu on OwO the uWu bwow o' OwO the ÚwÚ sea 
Stand ^-^ wanks >_> of ;;w;; peopwe, ÚwÚ and uWu they cwy, "A :3 saiw!" 
CASSIO. UwU My OwO hopes ^-^ do ^-^ shape him uWu fow OwO the x3 guvwnyow. 
Guns UwU heawd. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ They ^-^ do >w< dischawge theiw shot >_> of couwtesy- 
Our fwiends at >w< weast. 
CASSIO. I pray you, ;;w;; siw, >w< go >w< fowth, 
And ^w^ give OwO us >w< twuth ^-^ who 'tis UwU that :3 is ^.^ awwived. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I shall. UwU Exit. 
^-^ MONTANyO. But, good uWu wieutenyant, :3 is >_> youw ^w^ genyewaw >_> wived? 
CASSIO. uWu Most fortunately: ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_> achieved :3 a maid 
:33 That ^w^ pawagons ;;w;; descwiption ÚwÚ and wiwd ;;w;; fame, 
>_< Onye UwU that xDD excews OwO the ^-^ quiwks >_> of blazoning pens, 
And in OwO the xDD essentiaw ;;w;; vestuwe >_> of ^-^ cweation 
uWu Does tire OwO the >_< ingenyew. 

;;w;; We-entew uWu second ÚwÚ Gentweman. 

OwO How nyow! ^-^ who >_> has >w< put OwO in? 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ onye x3 Iago, ÚwÚ ancient ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ genyewaw. 
CASSIO. ÚwÚ He >_> has xDD had UwU most UwU favowabwe ÚwÚ and x3 happy :3 speed: 
>_< Tempests themsewves, UwU high seas, ÚwÚ and howwing ^.^ winds, 
The guttew'd rocks, ÚwÚ and >w< congwegated >w< sands, 
Traitors ensteep'd ^-^ to UwU cwog OwO the :33 guiwtwess >w< keew, 
UwU As having :33 sense >_> of :3 beauty, ^-^ do x3 omit 
Their x3 mowtaw OwO nyatuwes, >_> wetting >w< go OwO safewy uWu by 
The >_< divinye Desdemona. 
^-^ MONTANyO. What :3 is uWu she? 
CASSIO. She UwU that I ^-^ spake :33 of, ^-^ ouw gweat ^w^ captain's captain, 
x3 Weft in OwO the OwO conduct >_> of OwO the bowd x3 Iago, 
uWu Whose >w< footing here ^w^ anticipates ^-^ ouw >_> thoughts 
OwO A OwO se'nnyight's x3 speed. Great :33 Juv, ^-^ Othewwo ^-^ guawd, 
And sweww his sail with UwU thinye >_> own >w< powewfuw breath, 
:33 That ^.^ he ^-^ may bless :3 this :33 bay with his taww ^-^ ship, 
UwU Make ^-^ wuv's uWu quick uWu pants in Desdemona's uWu awms, 
>w< Give renew'd x3 fiwe ^-^ to ^-^ ouw OwO extincted spiwits, 
And bwing >w< aww >_< Cypwus uWu comfowt. 

x3 Entew uWu Desdemonya, Emiwia x3 Iago, Roderigo, ÚwÚ and Attendants. 

:33 O, uWu behowd, 
The riches >_> of OwO the ;;w;; ship :3 is come uWu on showe! 
uWu Ye x3 men >_> of Cypwus, let xDD hew ^.^ have >_> youw UwU knyees. 
Hall ^-^ to ^.^ thee, ^-^ wady! And OwO the OwO gwace >_> of UwU heaven, 
Before, >_> behind ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and uWu on every ;;w;; hand, 
Enwheew ÚwÚ thee wound! 
>w< DESDEMONyA. I :3 thank you, ÚwÚ vawiant Cassio. 
What >_< tidings can you tell me >_> of my UwU wowd? 
CASSIO. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet uWu awwived, :3 nyow xDD knyow I >w< aught 
But UwU that :33 he's ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ and uWu wiww >w< be :33 showtwy here. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. :33 O, uWu but I ÚwÚ feaw- OwO How lost you xDD company? 
CASSIO. The gweat uWu contention >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ and >_< skies 
>_> Pawted ^-^ ouw >_> fewwowship- But, xDD hawk! :3 a ^w^ saiw. 
OwO A x3 cwy ÚwÚ within, "A >_> saiw, :3 a :3 saiw!" Guns UwU heawd. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ^.^ They ^w^ give theiw greeting ^-^ to OwO the citadel; 
:3 This wikewise :3 is :3 a >w< fwiend. 
CASSIO. ^w^ See uWu fow OwO the news. 
Exit ÚwÚ Gentweman. 
Good ^w^ ancient, you awe welcome. uWu [To >_> Emiwia.] Wewcome, OwO mistwess. 
>_> Wet ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ^-^ gaww >_> youw >_> patience, good x3 Iago, 
:33 That I uWu extend my xDD mannyews; 'tis my breeding 
:33 That gives me :3 this bowd show >_> of courtesy. >_< Kisses :3 hew. 
^w^ IAGO. >_> Siw, would ^.^ she ^w^ give you OwO so >w< much >_> of xDD hew lips 
UwU As >_> of xDD hew :33 tongue ^.^ she ^w^ oft bestows uWu on uWu me, 
You'ld ^.^ have ^w^ enyough. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^.^ Awas, ^.^ she >_> has nyo xDD speech. 
^w^ IAGO. UwU In :33 faith, xDD too :33 much; 
I find ^.^ it still when I ^.^ have list ^-^ to ^-^ sweep. 
x3 Mawwy, before >_> youw ladyship I :33 gwant, 
She ^-^ puts xDD hew :33 tongue :3 a wittwe in xDD hew OwO heawt 
And >_> chides with :3 thinking. 
:3 EMIWIA. You ^.^ have wittwe cause ^-^ to uWu say ÚwÚ so. 
^w^ IAGO. Come OwO on, come x3 on. You awe ;;w;; pictuwes >_< out >_> of doors, 
:3 Bewws in >_> youw parlors, OwO wiwdcats in >_> youw xDD kitchens, 
x3 Saints in >_> youw injuries, devils being ;;w;; offended, 
>_< Pwayews in >_> youw ;;w;; housewifewy, ÚwÚ and UwU housewives in >_> youw ^-^ beds. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. :33 O, ^-^ fie x3 upon ^.^ thee, slanderer! 
^w^ IAGO. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ it :3 is true, ^w^ ow ewse I x3 am :3 a xDD Tuwk: 
You xDD wise ^-^ to play, ÚwÚ and >w< go ^-^ to bed ^-^ to OwO wowk. 
:3 EMIWIA. You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot wwite my :3 pwaise. 
^w^ IAGO. No, let me not. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. What wouldst :3 thou wwite >_> of uWu me, ^-^ if :3 thou shouldst 
UwU pwaise x3 me? 
^w^ IAGO. :3 O gentwe >w< wady, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< put me to't, 
>_< Fow I x3 am nyothing ^-^ if ^.^ nyot uWu cwiticaw. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. Come OwO on, OwO assay- There's ^-^ onye gonye ^-^ to OwO the >_< hawbow? 
^w^ IAGO. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ madam. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. I x3 am ^.^ nyot uWu mewwy, uWu but I ^-^ do beguiwe 
The xDD thing I x3 am uWu by seeming uWu othewwise. 
^w^ Come, how wouldst :3 thou UwU pwaise x3 me? 
^w^ IAGO. I x3 am about it, uWu but >_< indeed my ÚwÚ invention 
x3 Comes ^-^ fwom my OwO pate as birdlime OwO does ^-^ fwom >w< fwieze; 
^w^ It plucks >_< out >w< bwains ÚwÚ and all. But my :33 Muse >_> wabows, 
And ;;w;; thus ^.^ she :3 is deliver'd. 
>w< If ^.^ she >w< be fair ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wise, ^w^ faiwnyess ÚwÚ and wit, 
The >_> onye's uWu fow use, OwO the uWu othew useth it. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^.^ Weww praised! OwO How ^-^ if ^.^ she >w< be bwack ÚwÚ and :3 witty? 
^w^ IAGO. >w< If ^.^ she >w< be :3 bwack, ÚwÚ and theweto ^.^ have :3 a wit, 
>w< She'ww find :3 a >_> white UwU that uWu shaww xDD hew blackness ^.^ fit. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. UwU Wowse ÚwÚ and >w< wowse. 
:3 EMIWIA. OwO How ^-^ if fair ÚwÚ and foowish? 
^w^ IAGO. She never ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ was foowish UwU that ÚwÚ was :33 faiw, 
>_< Fow x3 even xDD hew ^.^ fowwy hewp'd xDD hew ^-^ to OwO an :33 heiw. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^.^ These awe ^.^ owd OwO fond paradoxes ^-^ to ^-^ make fools waugh >w< i' OwO the 
alehouse. What xDD misewabwe UwU pwaise x3 hast :3 thou uWu fow xDD hew that's ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ and 
foowish? 
^w^ IAGO. There's UwU nyonye OwO so ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ and foowish ;;w;; theweunto, 
But OwO does ;;w;; fouw pranks ;;w;; which fair ÚwÚ and xDD wise ones do. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. :3 O :33 heavy ignorance! Thou pwaisest OwO the wowst >_> best. But what 
UwU pwaise uWu couwdst :3 thou bestow uWu on :3 a ^w^ desewving ^-^ woman :3 indeed, ^-^ onye UwU that 
in OwO the authowity >_> of xDD hew merit >_> did justly >w< put uWu on OwO the vouch >_> of vewy 
;;w;; mawice itself? 
^w^ IAGO. She UwU that ÚwÚ was >w< evew fair ÚwÚ and never proud, 
Had :33 tongue at uWu wiww ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ was never ^w^ woud, 
uWu Nyevew >_< wack'd gold ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet went never ^-^ gay, 
uWu Fwed ^-^ fwom xDD hew ^w^ wish ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet said, "Now I OwO may"; 
She UwU that, being anger'd, xDD hew wevenge being nigh, 
;;w;; Bade xDD hew :33 wwong stay ÚwÚ and xDD hew xDD dispweasuwe ^w^ fwy; 
She UwU that in OwO wisdom never ÚwÚ was OwO so ;;w;; fwaiw 
ÚwÚ To >_> change OwO the xDD cod's head uWu fow OwO the ^-^ sawmon's OwO taiw; 
She UwU that :33 couwd ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ and :33 nye'ew ÚwÚ discwose xDD hew UwU mind, 
^w^ See suitows following ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wook behind; 
She ÚwÚ was :3 a >_< wight, ^-^ if >w< evew such ^.^ wight wewe- 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ To ^-^ do ;;w;; what? 
^w^ IAGO. ÚwÚ To suckle fools ÚwÚ and ^-^ chwonyicwe small OwO beew. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. :3 O UwU most ^.^ wame ÚwÚ and uWu impotent >_< concwusion! Do ^.^ nyot learn >_> of ^w^ him, 
>_> Emiwia, >w< though ^.^ he >w< be >w< thy >_> husband. OwO How uWu say you, :33 Cassio? ^-^ Is ^.^ he ^.^ nyot 
:3 a UwU most ^.^ pwofanye ÚwÚ and >_> wibewaw counsewow? 
CASSIO. ÚwÚ He ^-^ speaks home, ÚwÚ madam. You ^-^ may ^.^ wewish him ^-^ mowe in OwO the 
sowdiew than in OwO the scholar. 
^w^ IAGO. uWu [Aside.] ÚwÚ He ^-^ takes xDD hew uWu by OwO the ^w^ pawm; ^-^ ay, ;;w;; weww said, :3 whispew. 
x3 With as wittwe :3 a ^-^ web as :3 this uWu wiww I ensnare as gweat :3 a UwU fwy as 
Cassio. >w< Ay, >_> smiwe x3 upon UwU hew, do; I uWu wiww :33 gyve ÚwÚ thee in UwU thinye >_> own 
courtship. You uWu say true; 'tis so, :3 indeed. >w< If such tricks as ^.^ these 
OwO stwip you >_< out >_> of >_> youw wieutenyantwy, ^.^ it xDD had >_< been better you xDD had 
^.^ nyot kissed >_> youw three fingers OwO so oft, ;;w;; which :3 nyow UwU again you awe 
UwU most :3 apt ^-^ to xDD pway OwO the x3 siw in. Very :33 good. ^.^ Weww :3 kissed! OwO an excellent 
couwtesy! 'tis so, :3 indeed. >_> Yet UwU again >_> youw fingers ^-^ to >_> youw >w< wips? 
Wouwd uWu they ;;w;; wewe cwystew-pipes uWu fow >_> youw >w< sake! ;;w;; [Twumpet OwO within.] 
The Moow! I xDD knyow his OwO twumpet. 
CASSIO. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ twuwy ÚwÚ so. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. Let's ^.^ meet him ÚwÚ and weceive >_> him. 
CASSIO. :33 Wo, xDD whewe ^.^ he UwU comes! 

x3 Entew ^-^ Othewwo ÚwÚ and Attendants. 

OTHEWWO. :3 O my fair wawwiow! 
>w< DESDEMONyA. UwU My dear x3 Othewwo! 
OTHEWWO. ^w^ It gives me wonder gweat as my ^.^ content 
ÚwÚ To UwU see you here before >_> me. :3 O my >_< souw's >_< joy! 
>w< If aftew every ^w^ tempest come such calms, 
May OwO the x3 winds blow ÚwÚ tiww uWu they ^.^ have xDD waken'd >_< death! 
And let OwO the laboring bark climb :3 hiwws >_> of :33 seas 
^-^ Owympus-high, ÚwÚ and UwU duck UwU again as low 
UwU As x3 heww's ^-^ fwom uWu heaven! >w< If ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe :3 nyow ^-^ to x3 die, 
'Twewe :3 nyow ^-^ to >w< be UwU most x3 happy; uWu fow I ;;w;; feaw 
UwU My ^w^ souw ;;w;; hath xDD hew ^.^ content OwO so absowute 
:33 That ^.^ nyot another comfort >_< wike ^-^ to :3 this 
UwU Succeeds in uWu unknyown ^.^ fate. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. The uWu heavens fowbid 
But UwU that ^-^ ouw loves ÚwÚ and UwU comfowts shouwd increase, 
>_< Even as ^-^ ouw >_< days ^-^ do xDD gwow! 
OTHEWWO. ^.^ Amen ^-^ to UwU that, ^w^ sweet powers! 
I cannyot speak enough >_> of :3 this >w< content; 
^w^ It stops me xDD hewe; ^.^ it :3 is xDD too >w< much >_> of OwO joy. 
And this, ÚwÚ and this, OwO the :3 gweatest discords >w< be >_< Kisses :3 hew. 
:33 That e'ew ^-^ ouw hearts uWu shaww ;;w;; make! 
^w^ IAGO. uWu [Aside.] :33 O, you awe ;;w;; weww tuned nyow! 
But I'll xDD set ;;w;; down OwO the ^-^ pegs UwU that ^-^ make :3 this OwO music, 
UwU As >w< honyest as I ÚwÚ am. 
OTHEWWO. ^w^ Come, let OwO us ^-^ to OwO the OwO castwe. 
OwO Nyews, xDD fwiends: ^-^ ouw wars awe >_< donye, OwO the OwO Tuwks awe dwown'd. 
OwO How OwO does my ^.^ owd >_> acquaintance >_> of :3 this >_> iswe? 
:3 Honyey, you uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; weww desiwed in >w< Cypwus; 
I ^.^ have ;;w;; found gweat love ÚwÚ amongst ^.^ them. :3 O my ;;w;; sweet, 
I pwattwe >_< out >_> of x3 fashion, ÚwÚ and I dote 
UwU In >_< minye >_> own xDD comfowts. I ;;w;; pwithee, good x3 Iago, 
uWu Go ^-^ to OwO the :33 bay ÚwÚ and UwU disembawk my ÚwÚ coffews. 
>_< Bwing :3 thou OwO the ^w^ mastew ^-^ to OwO the citadel; 
ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a good one, ÚwÚ and his worthiness 
uWu Does challenge >w< much :33 wespect. ^w^ Come, uWu Desdemonya, 
>w< Once ^-^ mowe ;;w;; weww met at Cypwus. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >_< Iago ÚwÚ and Roderigo. 
^w^ IAGO. Do :3 thou ^.^ meet me ÚwÚ pwesentwy at OwO the >_< hawbow. Come hithew. >w< If :3 thou 
be'st vawiant- as uWu they uWu say base x3 men being in love ^.^ have then :3 a 
uWu nyobiwity in theiw natures ^-^ mowe than :3 is ÚwÚ nyative ^-^ to ^w^ them- list >_> me. 
The wieutenyant tonight xDD watches uWu on OwO the couwt >_> of ^.^ guawd. First, I 
>w< must tell ÚwÚ thee :33 this: ;;w;; Desdemonya :3 is :33 diwectwy in love with >_> him. 
WODEWIGO. x3 With OwO him? ÚwÚ Why, 'tis ^.^ nyot >_< possibwe. 
^w^ IAGO. >w< Way >w< thy fingew thus, ÚwÚ and let >w< thy ^w^ souw >w< be instructed. >_< Mawk me 
with what violence ^.^ she ^.^ fiwst loved OwO the Moow, uWu but uWu fow ^.^ bwagging ÚwÚ and 
x3 tewwing xDD hew fantasticaw wies. And uWu wiww ^.^ she love him still uWu fow 
>w< pwating? >_> Wet ^.^ nyot >w< thy >w< discweet OwO heawt ÚwÚ think it. Her eye >w< must >w< be 
;;w;; fed; ÚwÚ and what dewight uWu shaww ^.^ she ^.^ have ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook uWu on OwO the ;;w;; deviw? When 
OwO the UwU bwood :3 is :3 made :33 duww with OwO the ^.^ act >_> of sport, there shouwd ^.^ be, 
UwU again ^-^ to >w< infwame ^.^ it ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^w^ give >w< satiety :3 a ^.^ fwesh OwO appetite, 
UwU wuvwinyess in favor, ÚwÚ sympathy in yeaws, xDD mannyews, ÚwÚ and ^.^ beauties- 
>w< aww ;;w;; which OwO the Moor :3 is ^-^ defective in. Nyow, uWu fow UwU want >_> of ^.^ these 
required :3 convenyiences, xDD hew delicate tenderness uWu wiww find itsewf 
OwO abused, begin ^-^ to heave OwO the gorge, UwU diswewish ÚwÚ and ^w^ abhow OwO the Moow; 
vewy ^-^ nyatuwe uWu wiww uWu instwuct xDD hew in ^.^ it ÚwÚ and x3 compew xDD hew ^-^ to >w< some uWu second 
x3 choice. Nyow ;;w;; siw, :3 this granted- as ^.^ it :3 is :3 a UwU most pregnant ÚwÚ and 
^.^ unfowced >_> position- ^-^ who ^-^ stands OwO so x3 eminyentwy in OwO the degree >_> of :3 this 
>_> fowtunye as ;;w;; Cassio xDD does? OwO A ^.^ knyave vewy ^-^ vowubwe; nyo further 
conscionyabwe than in OwO putting uWu on OwO the mere fowm >_> of civil ÚwÚ and humanye 
>_> seeming, uWu fow OwO the better ^w^ compass >_> of his salt ÚwÚ and UwU most ;;w;; hidden loose 
>_< affection? ÚwÚ Why, x3 nyonye, >_> why, >_< nyonye- :3 a slipper ÚwÚ and subtle >_< knyave, :3 a 
findew >_< out >_> of ^.^ occasions, UwU that >_> has OwO an eye can stamp ÚwÚ and 
>w< countewfeit advantages, >w< though OwO twue ^w^ advantage never ÚwÚ pwesent 
itself- :3 a uWu deviwish knave! UwU Besides, OwO the ^.^ knyave :3 is >_> handsome, young, 
ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath >w< aww x3 those ^.^ wequisites in him UwU that ^.^ fowwy ÚwÚ and green ^w^ minds 
ÚwÚ wook aftew- :3 a :3 pestiwent complete >_< knyave, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ woman ;;w;; hath ;;w;; found 
him awweady. 
WODEWIGO. I cannyot believe UwU that in UwU hew; she's :33 fuww >_> of UwU most bwest 
:3 condition. 
^w^ IAGO. Bwest fig's-end! The xDD winye ^.^ she dwinks :3 is :3 made >_> of ÚwÚ gwapes. >w< If 
^.^ she xDD had >_< been bwest, ^.^ she would never ^.^ have loved OwO the Moor. Bwest 
;;w;; pudding! >w< Didst :3 thou ^.^ nyot UwU see xDD hew ^.^ paddwe with OwO the pawm >_> of his ^.^ hand? 
>w< Didst ^.^ nyot mark ÚwÚ that? 
WODEWIGO. x3 Yes, UwU that I did; uWu but UwU that ÚwÚ was uWu but courtesy. 
^w^ IAGO. Wechewy, uWu by :3 this >w< hand; OwO an UwU index ÚwÚ and >_> obscuwe ^w^ pwowogue ^-^ to OwO the 
history >_> of wust ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fouw xDD thoughts. ^.^ They met OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw with theiw 
lips UwU that theiw ^w^ bweaths embraced >w< togethew. Viwwainyous ^-^ thoughts, 
Wodewigo! When ^.^ these ^-^ mutuawities OwO so mawshaw OwO the >_< way, ^-^ hawd at hand 
comes OwO the ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ and x3 main exercise, OwO the incorporate ^w^ concwusion. 
^.^ Pish! But, ;;w;; siw, >w< be you ruled uWu by >_> me. I ^.^ have ^w^ bwought you ^-^ fwom 
Venyice. >w< Watch you tonight; uWu fow OwO the ^.^ command, I'll xDD way't x3 upon you. 
;;w;; Cassio knows you not. I'll ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 faw ^-^ fwom you. Do you find >w< some 
>w< occasion ^-^ to :3 angew OwO Cassio, ;;w;; eithew uWu by ;;w;; speaking xDD too ^w^ woud, ^w^ ow 
xDD tainting his discipwinye, ^w^ ow ^-^ fwom what uWu othew ^-^ couwse you please, 
;;w;; which OwO the UwU time uWu shaww ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ favowabwy minister. 
WODEWIGO. >_< Weww. 
^w^ IAGO. >_> Siw, ^.^ he :3 is wash ÚwÚ and vewy ^w^ sudden in chowew, ÚwÚ and uWu hapwy ^-^ may 
strike at you. Provoke ^w^ him, UwU that ^.^ he :3 may; uWu fow x3 even >_< out >_> of UwU that 
uWu wiww I cause ^.^ these >_> of >_< Cypwus ^-^ to >w< mutiny, uWu whose quawification uWu shaww 
come OwO into nyo OwO twue ÚwÚ taste UwU again uWu but uWu by OwO the displanting >_> of Cassio. 
^w^ So uWu shaww you ^.^ have :3 a shorter journey ^-^ to >_> youw desires uWu by OwO the :3 means 
I uWu shaww then ^.^ have ^-^ to :33 pwefew ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu impediment UwU most 
^-^ pwofitabwy :3 wemuvd, ^-^ without OwO the ;;w;; which there ;;w;; wewe nyo x3 expectation 
>_> of ^-^ ouw prosperity. 
WODEWIGO. I uWu wiww ^-^ do this, ^-^ if I can bwing ^.^ it ^-^ to ^-^ any >_> oppowtunyity. 
^w^ IAGO. I ;;w;; wawwant thee. UwU Meet me uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by at OwO the citadel. I >w< must 
ÚwÚ fetch his xDD nyecessawies ashore. >w< Faweweww. 
WODEWIGO. OwO Adieu. UwU Exit. 
^w^ IAGO. :33 That ;;w;; Cassio loves UwU hew, I ^-^ do ;;w;; weww believe xDD it; 
:33 That ^.^ she loves ^w^ him, 'tis :3 apt ÚwÚ and >_> of gweat credit. 
The Moow, uWu howbeit UwU that I >_> enduwe him ;;w;; nyot, 
^-^ Is >_> of :3 a x3 constant, woving, x3 nyobwe UwU nyatuwe, 
And I dare ÚwÚ think :3 he'ww ^w^ pwuv ^-^ to ;;w;; Desdemonya 
OwO A UwU most dear >_> husband. Nyow, I ^-^ do love xDD hew UwU too, 
:3 Nyot >_< out >_> of absowute >w< wust, >w< though peradventure 
I ^.^ stand :33 accountant uWu fow as gweat :3 a uWu sin, 
But pawtwy wed ^-^ to ;;w;; diet my ÚwÚ wevenge, 
>_< Fow UwU that I ^-^ do :3 suspect OwO the >w< wusty Moor 
;;w;; Hath weap'd OwO into my UwU seat; OwO the ^w^ thought ^w^ wheweof 
^-^ Doth >_< wike :3 a poisonyous mineral OwO gnyaw my uWu inwawds, 
And nyothing can ^w^ ow uWu shaww ^.^ content my ^w^ souw 
;;w;; Tiww I x3 am ^-^ even'd with ^w^ him, UwU wife uWu fow wife. 
Ow >_> faiwing so, ÚwÚ yet UwU that I >w< put OwO the Moor 
^.^ At :33 weast OwO into :3 a jealousy OwO so >w< stwong 
:33 That ^w^ judgement cannyot ^w^ cuwe. ^w^ Which xDD thing ^-^ to uWu do, 
>w< If :3 this UwU poow trash >_> of >_> Venyice, xDD whom I trace 
>_< Fow his uWu quick xDD hunting, ^.^ stand OwO the OwO putting OwO on, 
I'll ^.^ have ^-^ ouw x3 Michaew ;;w;; Cassio uWu on OwO the ^w^ hip, 
Abuse him ^-^ to OwO the Moor in OwO the :3 wank gawb 
^.^ (Fow I ;;w;; feaw ;;w;; Cassio with my nightcap ÚwÚ too), 
UwU Make OwO the Moor :3 thank uWu me, love uWu me, ÚwÚ and reward me 
>_< Fow :33 making him egregiously OwO an ;;w;; ass 
And practicing x3 upon his xDD peace ÚwÚ and >_> quiet 
>_< Even ^-^ to madnyess. ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; hewe, uWu but ÚwÚ yet :33 confused: 
ÚwÚ Knyavewy's ;;w;; pwain ;;w;; face :3 is never uWu seen ÚwÚ tiww :3 used. UwU Exit. 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
OwO A street. 

x3 Entew :3 a Herald with :3 a x3 pwocwamation; ^w^ peopwe xDD fowwowing. 

^w^ HEWAWD. ^w^ It :3 is Othello's pweasuwe, ^-^ ouw x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ vawiant general, 
UwU that x3 upon ÚwÚ cewtain >_< tidings :3 nyow uWu awwived, impowting OwO the mere 
x3 pewdition >_> of OwO the Turkish ^w^ fweet, every man >w< put ^-^ himsewf OwO into 
>w< twiumph; >w< some ^-^ to ^w^ dance, >w< some ^-^ to ^-^ make x3 bonfiwes, OwO each man ^-^ to what 
uWu spowt ÚwÚ and >_> wevews his ÚwÚ addiction weads him; uWu fow >w< besides ^.^ these 
benyeficiaw UwU nyews, ^.^ it :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ cewebwation >_> of his nuptial. ^w^ So >w< much 
ÚwÚ was his ^w^ pweasuwe shouwd >w< be proclaimed. ^-^ Aww ^-^ offices awe ^.^ open, ÚwÚ and 
there :3 is :33 fuww ;;w;; wibewty >_> of ;;w;; feasting ^-^ fwom :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent hour >_> of five 
ÚwÚ tiww OwO the beww ^.^ have told eleven. xDD Heaven bless OwO the >_> iswe >_> of >_< Cypwus 
ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw x3 nyobwe ^w^ genyewaw x3 Othewwo! OwO Exeunt. 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
OwO A hall in OwO the OwO castwe. 

x3 Entew UwU Othewwo, uWu Desdemonya, OwO Cassio, ÚwÚ and Attendants. 

OTHEWWO. Good ;;w;; Michaew, ÚwÚ wook you ^-^ to OwO the guawd >_< tonyight. 
Let's teach uWu ouwsewves UwU that >w< honyowabwe ÚwÚ stop, 
:3 Nyot ^-^ to x3 outspowt discretion. 
CASSIO. >_< Iago ;;w;; hath :3 diwection what ^-^ to do; 
But x3 nyotwithstanding with my OwO pewsonyaw eye 
uWu Wiww I ÚwÚ wook to't. 
OTHEWWO. >_< Iago :3 is UwU most :33 honyest. 
;;w;; Michaew, good ^-^ nyight. Tomorrow with >_> youw earliest 
>_> Wet me ^.^ have OwO speech with you. ^w^ Come, my dear love, 
The ^-^ puwchase made, OwO the >w< fwuits awe ^-^ to xDD ensue; 
:33 That ^.^ pwofit's ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to come ^w^ 'tween me ÚwÚ and you. 
Good ^-^ nyight. 
>_< Exeunt UwU Othewwo, uWu Desdemonya, ÚwÚ and Attendants. 

x3 Entew UwU Iago. 

CASSIO. Wewcome, >w< Iago; ^-^ we >w< must ^-^ to OwO the :3 watch. 
^w^ IAGO. :3 Nyot :3 this xDD houw, ^-^ wieutenyant; 'tis ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet >w< ten o' OwO the uWu cwock. Our 
^w^ genyewaw UwU cast OwO us ;;w;; thus >_< eawwy uWu fow OwO the love >_> of his UwU Desdemonya; ^-^ who let 
OwO us ^.^ nyot OwO thewefowe blame. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet :3 made >_< wanton OwO the night 
with UwU hew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she :3 is uWu spowt uWu fow Jove. 
CASSIO. x3 She's :3 a UwU most UwU exquisite >_< wady. 
^w^ IAGO. And, I'll ;;w;; wawwant UwU hew, :33 fuww >_> of game. 
CASSIO. :3 Indeed she's :3 a UwU most ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and delicate >_> cweatuwe. 
^w^ IAGO. What OwO an eye ^.^ she OwO has! x3 Methinks ^.^ it x3 sounds :3 a UwU pawwey ^-^ to 
^w^ pwovocation. 
CASSIO. An x3 inviting eye; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet >w< methinks ^.^ wight uWu modest. 
^w^ IAGO. And when ^.^ she ^.^ speaks, :3 is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot OwO an :3 awawum ^-^ to love? 
CASSIO. She :3 is >_< indeed OwO pewfection. 
^w^ IAGO. Weww, >w< happinyess ^-^ to theiw :3 sheets! ^w^ Come, uWu wieutenyant, I ^.^ have :3 a 
uWu stope >_> of winye, ÚwÚ and here ^-^ without awe :3 a >w< bwace >_> of >_< Cypwus xDD gawwants 
UwU that would fain ^.^ have :3 a measuwe ^-^ to OwO the OwO heawth >_> of bwack ÚwÚ Othewwo. 
CASSIO. :3 Nyot uWu tonyight, good UwU Iago. I ^.^ have vewy UwU poow ÚwÚ and OwO unhappy >w< bwains 
uWu fow drinking. I :33 couwd ;;w;; weww ^w^ wish couwtesy would ^.^ invent >w< some uWu othew 
UwU custom >_> of entewtainment. 
^w^ IAGO. :33 O, uWu they awe ^-^ ouw x3 fwiends! But ^-^ onye ÚwÚ cup; I'll dwink uWu fow you. 
CASSIO. I ^.^ have dwunk uWu but ^-^ onye ^w^ cup uWu tonyight, ÚwÚ and UwU that ÚwÚ was cwaftiwy 
:33 quawified UwU too, ÚwÚ and >w< behowd what innovation ^.^ it makes here. I x3 am 
>_< unfowtunyate in OwO the infirmity, ÚwÚ and dare ^.^ nyot ^w^ task my ;;w;; weaknyess with 
^-^ any more. 
^w^ IAGO. >_> What, ^w^ man! ^.^ 'Tis :3 a night >_> of revels, OwO the xDD gawwants desiwe it. 
CASSIO. :3 Whewe awe OwO they? 
^w^ IAGO. ;;w;; Hewe at OwO the uWu doow; I pray you, caww them in. 
CASSIO. I'll UwU do't, uWu but ^.^ it >w< diswikes >_> me. UwU Exit. 
^w^ IAGO. >w< If I can OwO fasten uWu but ^-^ onye ^w^ cup x3 upon ^w^ him, 
x3 With UwU that ;;w;; which ^.^ he ;;w;; hath dwunk tonight uWu awweady, 
He'll >w< be as :33 fuww >_> of >_< quawwew ÚwÚ and >_> offense 
UwU As my x3 young x3 mistwess' >_< dog. Nyow my uWu sick OwO foow Roderigo, 
x3 Whom love ;;w;; hath tuwn'd ^w^ awmost OwO the :33 wwong >_> side out, 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; Desdemonya ;;w;; hath tonight cawoused 
Potations uWu pottwe-deep; ÚwÚ and :33 he's ^-^ to :3 watch. 
>_< Thwee lads >_> of Cypwus, x3 nyobwe ;;w;; swewwing spiwits, 
:33 That howd theiw ;;w;; honyows in :3 a wawy :33 distance, 
The vewy >_< ewements >_> of :3 this ^.^ wawwike ÚwÚ iswe, 
>_< Have I tonight fluster'd with xDD fwowing >_< cups, 
And uWu they watch ^w^ too. Nyow, 'mongst :3 this flock >_> of :33 dwunkawds, 
OwO Am I ^-^ to >w< put ^-^ ouw ;;w;; Cassio in >w< some >w< action 
:33 That ^-^ may offend OwO the isle. But here uWu they come. 
>w< If consequence ^-^ do uWu but appwuv my dweam, 
UwU My ^-^ boat :3 saiws fweewy, uWu both with ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and ^.^ stweam. 

;;w;; We-entew :33 Cassio; with him :3 Montanyo ÚwÚ and Gentwemen; 
^.^ Sewvants following with x3 winye. 

CASSIO. ^-^ 'Fowe God, uWu they ^.^ have >w< given me :3 a ;;w;; wouse awweady. 
^-^ MONTANyO. Good :33 faith, :3 a wittwe UwU onye; ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ past :3 a ^.^ pint, as I x3 am :3 a 
sowdiew. 
^w^ IAGO. uWu Some winye, UwU ho! 

uWu [Sings.] :33 "And let me OwO the canakin >_< cwink, uWu cwink; 
And let me OwO the canakin clink. 
OwO A uWu sowdiew's :3 a >w< man; 
:33 O, ÚwÚ man's :3 wife's uWu but :3 a UwU span; 
UwU Why then let :3 a sowdiew ÚwÚ dwink." 

uWu Some winye, boys! 
CASSIO. ^-^ 'Fowe God, OwO an excellent UwU song. 
^w^ IAGO. I ^w^ weawnyed ^.^ it in >_> Engwand, xDD whewe >_< indeed uWu they awe UwU most potent in 
ÚwÚ potting. Your Danye, >_> youw >_> Gewman, ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_> swag-bewwied UwU Howwandew- 
OwO Dwink, :3 ho!- awe nyothing ^-^ to >_> youw Engwish. 
CASSIO. ^-^ Is >_> youw :3 Engwishman OwO so UwU expewt in his drinking? 
^w^ IAGO. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he dwinks you with UwU faciwity >_> youw ÚwÚ Danye UwU dead dwunk; ^.^ he 
x3 sweats ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^w^ uvwthwow >_> youw >_> Awmain; ^.^ he gives >_> youw UwU Howwandew :3 a 
>_> vomit ewe OwO the next pottwe can >w< be filled. 
CASSIO. ÚwÚ To OwO the OwO heawth >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 genyewaw! 
^-^ MONTANyO. I x3 am uWu fow it, uWu wieutenyant, ÚwÚ and I'll ^-^ do you :33 justice. 
^w^ IAGO. :3 O ^w^ sweet :33 Engwand! 

uWu [Sings.] UwU "King Stephen ÚwÚ was and-a >w< wowthy >_< peew, 
His breeches uWu cost him uWu but :3 a >_< cwown; 
ÚwÚ He held them :3 sixpence >w< aww xDD too ^.^ deaw, 
x3 With UwU that ^.^ he xDD caww'd OwO the >_> taiwow wown. 

"He ÚwÚ was :3 a ^.^ wight >_> of UwU high renown, 
And :3 thou art uWu but >_> of low degree. 
^.^ 'Tis uWu pwide UwU that xDD puwws OwO the ;;w;; countwy ;;w;; down; 
;;w;; Then UwU take UwU thinye :3 auwd :33 cwoak about ^.^ thee." 

uWu Some winye, UwU ho! 
CASSIO. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is :3 a ^-^ mowe UwU exquisite ^.^ song than OwO the other. 
^w^ IAGO. uWu Wiww you >w< heaw't OwO again? 
CASSIO. No, uWu fow I howd him ^-^ to >w< be unworthy >_> of his place UwU that OwO does 
x3 those ;;w;; things. Weww, God's :33 abuv aww, ÚwÚ and there >w< be souws >w< must >w< be 
saved, ÚwÚ and there >w< be souws >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< be >_> saved. 
^w^ IAGO. ÚwÚ It's true, good wieutenyant. 
CASSIO. >_< Fow >_< minye >_> own OwO pawt- nyo >_> offense ^-^ to OwO the general, :3 nyow ^-^ any man 
>_> of quality- I >w< hope ^-^ to >w< be >_> saved. 
^w^ IAGO. And OwO so ^-^ do I UwU too, wieutenyant. 
CASSIO. >w< Ay, ;;w;; but, uWu by >_> youw leave, ^.^ nyot before me; OwO the wieutenyant :3 is ^-^ to 
>w< be :33 saved before OwO the >_< ancient. Let's ^.^ have nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of ^.^ this; wet's ^-^ to 
^-^ ouw UwU affaiws. :3 God forgive OwO us ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ sins! Gentwemen, wet's ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to 
^-^ ouw :33 businyess. Do ^.^ nyot xDD think, gentlemen, I x3 am drunk: :3 this :3 is my 
^w^ ancient, :3 this :3 is my ^.^ wight ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and :3 this :3 is my left. I x3 am ^.^ nyot 
dwunk UwU nyow; I can ^.^ stand ;;w;; weww enyough, ÚwÚ and I speak ;;w;; weww ^w^ enyough. 
ALL. Excellent :33 weww. 
CASSIO. ÚwÚ Why, vewy ;;w;; weww then; you >w< must ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think then UwU that I x3 am 
dwunk. UwU Exit. 
^-^ MONTANyO. ÚwÚ To OwO the x3 pwatfowm, ^.^ mastews; xDD come, wet's xDD set OwO the :3 watch. 
^w^ IAGO. You UwU see :3 this :3 fewwow UwU that :3 is gonye ^.^ befowe; 
ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a sowdiew x3 fit ^-^ to ^.^ stand uWu by Caesar 
And ^w^ give uWu diwection. And ^-^ do uWu but UwU see his ÚwÚ vice; 
^.^ 'Tis ^-^ to his :3 viwtue :3 a ^.^ just :3 equinyox, 
The ^-^ onye as wong as OwO the other. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ pity >_> of >_> him. 
I ;;w;; feaw OwO the xDD twust ^-^ Othewwo ^-^ puts him in 
uWu On >w< some uWu odd UwU time >_> of his infiwmity 
uWu Wiww >_< shake :3 this :3 iswand. 
^-^ MONTANyO. But :3 is ^.^ he >_< often ^.^ thus? 
^w^ IAGO. ^.^ 'Tis xDD evewmowe OwO the ^w^ pwowogue ^-^ to his ^-^ sweep. 
He'll watch OwO the :33 howowoge :3 a double set, 
>w< If dwink ^-^ wock ^.^ nyot his ^w^ cwadwe. 
^-^ MONTANyO. ^w^ It ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; weww 
The ^w^ genyewaw ;;w;; wewe >w< put in :33 mind >_> of it. 
Perhaps ^.^ he >_> sees ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, ^w^ ow his good ^-^ nyatuwe 
:3 Pwizes OwO the :3 viwtue UwU that >_> appeaws in ;;w;; Cassio 
And looks ^.^ nyot uWu on his uWu eviws. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this :3 twue? 

x3 Entew Roderigo. 

^w^ IAGO. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ÚwÚ him.] OwO How nyow, Wodewigo! 
I pray you, aftew OwO the ^-^ wieutenyant; ^.^ go. Exit Roderigo. 
^-^ MONTANyO. And 'tis gweat ^-^ pity UwU that OwO the x3 nyobwe Moor 
;;w;; Shouwd ;;w;; hazawd such :3 a place as his >_> own uWu second 
x3 With ^-^ onye >_> of OwO an xDD ingwaft >_> infiwmity. 
^w^ It ;;w;; wewe OwO an >w< honyest >w< action ^-^ to uWu say 
^w^ So ^-^ to OwO the Moor. 
^w^ IAGO. :3 Nyot OwO I, uWu fow :3 this fair :3 iswand. 
I ^-^ do love ;;w;; Cassio well, ÚwÚ and would ^-^ do >w< much 
ÚwÚ To cure him >_> of :3 this evil- But, xDD hawk! What xDD nyoise? 
OwO A x3 cwy ÚwÚ within, :33 "Hewp, :3 hewp!" 

;;w;; We-entew OwO Cassio, OwO dwiving in Roderigo. 

CASSIO. UwU 'Zounds! You wogue! You wascaw! 
^-^ MONTANyO. What's OwO the matter, >_> wieutenyant? 
CASSIO. OwO A ^.^ knyave teach me my ^-^ duty! But I'll beat OwO the ^.^ knyave OwO into :3 a 
twiggen bottwe. 
WODEWIGO. ^.^ Beat UwU me! 
CASSIO. Dost :3 thou ;;w;; pwate, :33 wogue? Strikes Roderigo. 
^-^ MONTANyO. ;;w;; Nyay, good ^-^ wieutenyant; I pray you, ;;w;; siw, howd >_> youw hand. 
CASSIO. >_> Wet me ÚwÚ go, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ ow I'll xDD knyock you o'ew OwO the uWu mazzawd. 
^-^ MONTANyO. ^w^ Come, xDD come, >w< you'we dwunk. 
CASSIO. x3 Dwunk? ^.^ They ^w^ fight. 
^w^ IAGO. >_> [Aside ^-^ to xDD Wodewigo.] Away, I ^w^ say; >w< go >_< out ÚwÚ and x3 cwy :3 a >w< mutiny. 
Exit Roderigo. 
;;w;; Nyay, good ÚwÚ wieutenyant! God's wiww, ^.^ gentwemen! 
:3 Hewp, :3 ho!- x3 Wieutenyant- sir- ÚwÚ Montanyo- sir- 
:3 Hewp, :33 mastews!- Here's :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy watch uWu indeed! 
OwO A beww x3 wings. 
>w< Who's UwU that UwU that rings OwO the >_> beww?- Diabwo, UwU ho! 
The ^-^ town uWu wiww >_< wise. God's wiww, uWu wieutenyant, :33 howd! 
You uWu wiww >w< be ^.^ shamed forever. 

;;w;; We-entew ^-^ Othewwo ÚwÚ and Attendants. 

OTHEWWO. What :3 is OwO the matter hewe? 
^-^ MONTANyO. ^-^ 'Zounds, I bleed still; I x3 am hurt ^-^ to OwO the :33 death. 
^.^ Faints. 
OTHEWWO. ^-^ Howd, uWu fow >_> youw wives! 
^w^ IAGO. ^-^ Howd, UwU ho! x3 Wieutenyant- sir- ÚwÚ Montanyo- :3 gentwemen- 
>_< Have you ;;w;; fowgot >w< aww place >_> of :33 sense ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ duty? 
:33 Howd! OwO the ^w^ genyewaw ^-^ speaks ^-^ to xDD you! ^-^ Howd, >_< howd, uWu fow OwO shame! 
OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, UwU ho! ^-^ fwom :3 whence :33 awiseth uWu this? 
uWu Awe ^-^ we tuwn'd ^.^ Tuwks, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to uWu ouwsewves ^-^ do UwU that 
^w^ Which >w< heaven ;;w;; hath fowbid OwO the OwO Ottomites? 
>_< Fow ÚwÚ Chwistian shame, >w< put uWu by :3 this ^.^ bawbawous x3 bwaww. 
ÚwÚ He UwU that OwO stiws next ^-^ to cawve uWu fow his >_> own ;;w;; wage 
uWu Howds his ^w^ souw ^-^ wight; ^.^ he >_> dies x3 upon his :33 motion. 
Siwence UwU that dreadful bell; ^.^ it ^w^ fwights OwO the >_> iswe 
From xDD hew pwopwiety. What :3 is OwO the matter, masters? 
Honyest x3 Iago, UwU that wook'st UwU dead with :33 gwieving, 
^-^ Speak: ^-^ who >_< began uWu this? uWu On >w< thy love, I chawge thee. 
^w^ IAGO. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot know. >_< Fwiends >w< aww uWu but nyow, x3 even nyow, 
UwU In quarter, ÚwÚ and in >_> tewms >_< wike ^w^ bwide ÚwÚ and groom 
^-^ Devesting them uWu fow ^-^ bed; ÚwÚ and then, uWu but :3 nyow 
UwU (As ^-^ if >w< some ^w^ pwanyet xDD had :3 unwitted ÚwÚ men), 
Swords out, ÚwÚ and ^-^ tiwting ^-^ onye at other's ^w^ bweast, 
UwU In opposition ^w^ bwoody. I cannyot speak 
>w< Any beginning ^-^ to :3 this peevish odds; 
And would in >w< action ^w^ gwowious I xDD had lost 
Those >w< wegs UwU that ^w^ bwought me ^-^ to :3 a part >_> of ^.^ it! 
OTHEWWO. OwO How comes it, ;;w;; Michaew, you awe ;;w;; thus >w< fowgot? 
CASSIO. I pray you, pawdon me; I cannyot speak. 
OTHEWWO. Wowthy ^w^ Montanyo, you ;;w;; wewe UwU wont >w< be civil; 
The gwavity ÚwÚ and :3 stiwwnyess >_> of >_> youw xDD youth 
The x3 wowwd ;;w;; hath UwU nyoted, ÚwÚ and >_> youw name :3 is gweat 
UwU In OwO mouths >_> of >_< wisest x3 censuwe. What's OwO the matter, 
:33 That you :33 unwace >_> youw weputation thus, 
And uWu spend >_> youw rich >_< opinyion uWu fow OwO the name 
x3 Of :3 a night-brawler? >w< Give me ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to it. 
^-^ MONTANyO. Wowthy UwU Othewwo, I x3 am hurt ^-^ to >_> dangew. 
Your officew, x3 Iago, can infowm :3 you- 
OwO Whiwe I spawe speech, ;;w;; which xDD something :3 nyow uWu offends :3 me- 
x3 Of >w< aww UwU that I ^-^ do know. Nyow xDD knyow I >w< aught 
By me that's ^w^ said ^w^ ow x3 donye ÚwÚ amiss :3 this night, 
>_< Unwess ;;w;; sewf-chawity >w< be ^.^ sometimes :3 a ;;w;; vice, 
And ^-^ to ^w^ defend uWu ouwsewves ^.^ it >w< be :3 a xDD sin 
When violence assails ÚwÚ us. 
OTHEWWO. Nyow, uWu by UwU heaven, 
UwU My UwU bwood begins my OwO safew ;;w;; guides ^-^ to UwU wuwe, 
And :3 passion, having my :33 best ^w^ judgement :3 cowwied, 
^-^ Assays ^-^ to ;;w;; wead OwO the way. >w< If I UwU once uWu stiw, 
Ow ^-^ do uWu but wift :3 this arm, OwO the :33 best >_> of you 
:33 Shaww sink in my rebuke. >w< Give me ^-^ to xDD knyow 
OwO How :3 this ;;w;; fouw >_< wout uWu began, ^-^ who xDD set ^.^ it OwO on, 
And ^.^ he UwU that :3 is appwuvd in :3 this ^w^ offense, 
^-^ Though ^.^ he xDD had ^-^ twinn'd with uWu me, uWu both at :3 a birth, 
:33 Shaww wose >_> me. >_< What! in :3 a ^-^ town >_> of war, 
>_> Yet wild, OwO the people's hearts >_< bwimfuw >_> of feaw, 
ÚwÚ To manage pwivate ÚwÚ and OwO domestic ^-^ quawwew, 
UwU In night, ÚwÚ and uWu on OwO the couwt ÚwÚ and guawd >_> of safety! 
^.^ 'Tis >w< monstwous. x3 Iago, ^-^ who OwO began't? 
^-^ MONTANyO. >w< If partially affined, ^w^ ow weagued in >_> office, 
Thou OwO dost x3 dewivew ^-^ mowe ^w^ ow less than truth, 
Thou art nyo sowdiew. 
^w^ IAGO. Touch me ^.^ nyot OwO so x3 nyeaw: 
I xDD had wathew ^.^ have :3 this :33 tongue ÚwÚ cut ^-^ fwom my OwO mouth 
>w< Than ^.^ it shouwd ^-^ do >_> offense ^-^ to x3 Michaew :33 Cassio; 
xDD Yet, I >_< pewsuade ÚwÚ mysewf, ^-^ to speak OwO the >w< twuth 
:33 Shaww nyothing :33 wwong >_> him. ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ it ;;w;; is, ^.^ genyewaw. 
:3 Montanyo ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf being in speech, 
Thewe comes :3 a :3 fewwow cwying >_< out uWu fow help, 
And ;;w;; Cassio following him with determined ;;w;; swowd, 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ execute x3 upon >_> him. >_> Siw, :3 this ^-^ gentweman 
OwO Steps in ^-^ to ;;w;; Cassio ÚwÚ and ;;w;; entweats his UwU pause. 
Myself OwO the cwying :3 fewwow >_> did >_< puwsue, 
Lest uWu by his cwamow- as ^.^ it OwO so feww :33 out- 
The ^-^ town UwU might ^-^ faww in fwight. >_< He, swift >_> of ^.^ foot, 
^-^ Outwan my ^.^ puwpose; ÚwÚ and I wetuwn'd OwO the wathew 
>_< Fow UwU that I heard OwO the ^w^ cwink ÚwÚ and ^-^ faww >_> of uWu swowds, 
And ;;w;; Cassio UwU high in ^-^ oath, ;;w;; which ÚwÚ tiww tonight 
I :33 nye'ew UwU might uWu say >_> befowe. When I came :33 back- 
>_< Fow :3 this ÚwÚ was ^.^ bwief- I ;;w;; found them :33 cwose togethew, 
^.^ At blow ÚwÚ and OwO thwust, x3 even as UwU again uWu they ;;w;; wewe 
When you yourself >_> did part ^.^ them. 
Mowe >_> of :3 this matter cannyot I >_< wepowt. 
But x3 men awe ^w^ men; OwO the :33 best ^.^ sometimes forget. 
^-^ Though ;;w;; Cassio >_> did >w< some wittwe :33 wwong ^-^ to ^w^ him, 
UwU As x3 men in ;;w;; wage strike x3 those UwU that ^w^ wish them best, 
>_> Yet ^w^ suwewy OwO Cassio, I >w< bewieve, >_< weceived 
From him UwU that xDD fwed >w< some ÚwÚ stwange ;;w;; indignyity, 
^w^ Which >_< patience :33 couwd ^.^ nyot UwU pass. 
OTHEWWO. I >w< knyow, x3 Iago, 
x3 Thy xDD honyesty ÚwÚ and love doth mince :3 this matter, 
:33 Making ^.^ it ^.^ wight ^-^ to Cassio. OwO Cassio, I love ^.^ thee, 
But never ^-^ mowe >w< be ^w^ officew >_> of x3 minye. 

;;w;; We-entew uWu Desdemonya, ;;w;; attended. 

Look, ^-^ if my gentwe love >w< be ^.^ nyot raised up! 
I'll ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee OwO an ;;w;; exampwe. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. What's OwO the matter? 
OTHEWWO. x3 Aww's ;;w;; weww nyow, sweeting; come away ^-^ to bed. 
>_> Siw, uWu fow >_> youw >w< huwts, ^-^ mysewf uWu wiww >w< be >_> youw suwgeon. 
Lead him UwU off. Exit ^w^ Montanyo, ;;w;; attended. 
x3 Iago, ÚwÚ wook with cawe about OwO the ;;w;; town, 
And siwence x3 those xDD whom :3 this :3 viwe bwaww distwacted. 
^w^ Come, uWu Desdemonya, 'tis OwO the sowdiews' wife. 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have theiw uWu bawmy ^-^ swumbews ;;w;; waked with ^-^ stwife. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >_< Iago ÚwÚ and Cassio. 
^w^ IAGO. >_> What, awe you huwt, >_> wieutenyant? 
CASSIO. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ past >w< aww ÚwÚ suwgewy. 
^w^ IAGO. x3 Mawwy, >w< heaven forbid! 
CASSIO. Weputation, uWu weputation, reputation! :33 O, I ^.^ have lost my 
reputation! I ^.^ have lost OwO the immortal part >_> of ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ and what 
remains :3 is OwO bestiaw. UwU My uWu weputation, x3 Iago, my reputation! 
^w^ IAGO. UwU As I x3 am OwO an >w< honyest man, I ^w^ thought you xDD had >_< weceived >w< some ;;w;; bodiwy 
:3 wound; there :3 is ^-^ mowe :33 sense in UwU that than in weputation. ^.^ Weputation 
:3 is OwO an :33 idwe ÚwÚ and UwU most false ^w^ imposition; ^w^ oft ^w^ got ^-^ without merit ÚwÚ and 
lost ^-^ without deserving. You ^.^ have lost nyo weputation at aww, 
unwess you wepute yourself such :3 a :33 wosew. >_> What, ^w^ man! there awe 
^-^ ways ^-^ to >_< wecuvw OwO the ^w^ genyewaw again. You awe uWu but :3 nyow UwU cast in his 
x3 mood, :3 a punishment ^-^ mowe in powicy than in >w< mawice; x3 even OwO so as ^-^ onye 
would beat his offensewess ^.^ dog ^-^ to affright OwO an imperious wion. UwU Sue 
^-^ to him uWu again, ÚwÚ and :33 he's ^w^ youws. 
CASSIO. I uWu wiww wathew >w< sue ^-^ to >w< be despised than ^-^ to x3 deceive OwO so good :3 a 
:33 commandew with OwO so OwO swight, OwO so drunken, ÚwÚ and OwO so ;;w;; indiscweet OwO an 
uWu officew. x3 Dwunk? ÚwÚ and speak ÚwÚ pawwot? ÚwÚ and squabble? :33 swaggew? OwO sweaw? 
ÚwÚ and :3 discouwse UwU fustian with >_> onye's >_> own shadow? :3 O :3 thou :33 invisibwe 
spirit >_> of winye, ^-^ if :3 thou x3 hast nyo name ^-^ to >w< be OwO knyown >_> by, let OwO us caww 
ÚwÚ thee deviw! 
^w^ IAGO. What ÚwÚ was ^.^ he UwU that you ^-^ fowwowed with >_> youw swowd? 
What xDD had ^.^ he x3 donye ^-^ to you? 
CASSIO. I xDD knyow not. 
^w^ IAGO. :3 Is't ;;w;; possibwe? 
CASSIO. I wemembew :3 a mass >_> of OwO things, uWu but nyothing ;;w;; distinctwy; :3 a 
^-^ quawwew, uWu but nyothing UwU whewefowe. :3 O God, UwU that x3 men shouwd >w< put OwO an 
enemy in theiw OwO mouths ^-^ to >_< steaw away theiw brains! UwU that ^-^ we x3 shouwd, 
with joy, pweasance, xDD wevew, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ appwause, ^-^ twansfowm uWu ouwsewves 
OwO into ^.^ beasts! 
^w^ IAGO. ÚwÚ Why, uWu but you awe :3 nyow ;;w;; weww ^w^ enyough. OwO How came you ;;w;; thus 
OwO wecuvwed? 
CASSIO. ^w^ It ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ pweased OwO the ^w^ deviw xDD dwunkennyess ^-^ to ^w^ give place ^-^ to OwO the 
^w^ deviw wrath: ^-^ onye ^.^ unpewfectnyess >w< shows me another, ^-^ to ^-^ make me 
OwO fwankwy :3 despise ^-^ mysewf. 
^w^ IAGO. ^w^ Come, you awe xDD too ;;w;; sevewe :3 a uWu mowawew. UwU As OwO the UwU time, OwO the place, 
ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ condition >_> of :3 this ;;w;; countwy :3 stands, I :33 couwd >_> heawtiwy ^w^ wish 
:3 this xDD had ^.^ nyot befallen; uWu but >_< since ^.^ it :3 is as ^.^ it ;;w;; is, OwO mend ^.^ it uWu fow >_> youw 
>_> own :33 good. 
CASSIO. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ ask him uWu fow my place ÚwÚ again; ^.^ he uWu shaww tell me I x3 am :3 a 
xDD dwunkawd! Had I as many OwO mouths as x3 Hydwa, such OwO an ÚwÚ answew would 
xDD stop them all. ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 nyow :3 a sensible man, uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by :3 a fool, ÚwÚ and 
ÚwÚ pwesentwy :3 a beast! :3 O stwange! uWu Evewy inordinate ^w^ cup :3 is xDD unbwest, 
ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD ingwedient :3 is :3 a ^w^ deviw. 
^w^ IAGO. ^w^ Come, xDD come, good xDD winye :3 is :3 a good ÚwÚ famiwiaw creature, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be 
;;w;; weww :3 used. Excwaim nyo ^-^ mowe x3 against it. And, good uWu wieutenyant, I 
ÚwÚ think you ÚwÚ think I love you. 
CASSIO. I ^.^ have ;;w;; weww appwuvd it, sir. I >w< dwunk! 
^w^ IAGO. You ^w^ ow ^-^ any man :3 wiving ^-^ may >w< be dwunk at >w< some UwU time, xDD man. I'll 
tell you what you uWu shaww do. Our ^.^ genyewaw's UwU wife :3 is :3 nyow OwO the 
^.^ genyewaw. I ^-^ may uWu say OwO so in :3 this :33 wespect, uWu fow UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO devoted 
ÚwÚ and >w< given OwO up ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to OwO the contemplation, ^-^ mawk, ÚwÚ and :3 denyotement 
>_> of xDD hew pawts ÚwÚ and gwaces. :3 Confess yourself ^-^ fweewy ^-^ to UwU hew; 
>_< impowtunye xDD hew ^w^ hewp ^-^ to >w< put you in >_> youw place again. She :3 is >_> of OwO so 
^.^ fwee, OwO so kind, OwO so >_< apt, OwO so bwessed :3 a >_> disposition, ^.^ she howds ^.^ it :3 a 
OwO vice in xDD hew xDD goodnyess ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^-^ do ^-^ mowe than ^.^ she :3 is wequested. :3 This 
^w^ bwoken >_< joint :3 between you ÚwÚ and xDD hew xDD husband entweat xDD hew ^-^ to spwintew; 
:3 and, my :3 fowtunyes x3 against ^-^ any uWu way wowth UwU nyaming, :3 this >_< cwack >_> of >_> youw 
love uWu shaww gwow stronger than ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >_> befowe. 
CASSIO. You :33 advise me :33 weww. 
^w^ IAGO. I protest, in OwO the sincewity >_> of love ÚwÚ and >w< honyest kindness. 
CASSIO. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it x3 fweewy; ÚwÚ and uWu betimes in OwO the xDD mownying I uWu wiww uWu beseech 
OwO the ÚwÚ viwtuous ;;w;; Desdemonya ^-^ to >_< undewtake uWu fow >_> me. I x3 am desperate >_> of my 
:3 fowtunyes ^-^ if uWu they >_< check me here. 
^w^ IAGO. You awe in OwO the >_> wight. Good night, uWu wieutenyant, I >w< must ^-^ to OwO the 
:3 watch. 
CASSIO. Good night, >w< honyest UwU Iago. UwU Exit. 
^w^ IAGO. And ^w^ what's ^.^ he then UwU that :33 says I xDD pway OwO the >w< viwwain? 
When :3 this >_> advice :3 is free I ^w^ give ÚwÚ and ^w^ honyest, 
UwU Pwobaw ^-^ to ^-^ thinking, ÚwÚ and >_< indeed OwO the ^-^ couwse 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ win OwO the Moor OwO again? >_< Fow 'tis UwU most :33 easy 
The incwinying ;;w;; Desdemonya ^-^ to ^.^ subdue 
UwU In ^-^ any >w< honyest ;;w;; suit. x3 She's framed as :3 fwuitfuw 
UwU As OwO the free UwU ewements. And then uWu fow xDD hew 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ win OwO the Moow, >w< wewe't ^-^ to ^-^ wenyounce his baptism, 
^-^ Aww :33 seaws ÚwÚ and ^w^ symbows >_> of x3 wedeemed uWu sin, 
His ^w^ souw :3 is OwO so ^.^ enfettew'd ^-^ to xDD hew love, 
:33 That ^.^ she ^-^ may >_> make, >w< unmake, ^-^ do what ^.^ she wist, 
>_< Even as xDD hew :3 appetite uWu shaww xDD pway OwO the god 
x3 With his uWu weak >_> function. OwO How x3 am I then :3 a villain 
ÚwÚ To counsew ;;w;; Cassio ^-^ to :3 this parallel ^.^ couwse, 
Directly ^-^ to his :3 good? ^w^ Divinyity >_> of heww! 
When devils uWu wiww OwO the blackest x3 sins >w< put OwO on, 
^.^ They ^-^ do suggest at ^.^ fiwst with ^w^ heavenwy shows, 
UwU As I ^-^ do OwO nyow. >_< Fow whiwes :3 this >w< honyest OwO foow 
>_< Pwies ;;w;; Desdemonya ^-^ to wepaiw his OwO fowtunye, 
And ^.^ she uWu fow him :33 pweads stwongwy ^-^ to OwO the Moow, 
I'll pouw :3 this pestilence OwO into his eaw, 
:33 That ^.^ she repeals him uWu fow xDD hew body's :33 wust; 
And uWu by how >w< much ^.^ she ^.^ stwives ^-^ to ^-^ do him uWu good, 
She uWu shaww ;;w;; undo xDD hew ÚwÚ cwedit with OwO the Moor. 
^w^ So uWu wiww I xDD tuwn xDD hew :3 viwtue OwO into >_> pitch, 
And >_< out >_> of xDD hew >_> own xDD goodnyess ^-^ make OwO the nyet 
:33 That uWu shaww ^.^ enmesh them all. 

x3 Entew Roderigo. 

OwO How nyow, Wodewigo! 
WODEWIGO. I ^-^ do follow here in OwO the x3 chase, ^.^ nyot >_< wike :3 a OwO hound UwU that 
xDD hunts, uWu but ^-^ onye UwU that uWu fiwws OwO up OwO the cry. UwU My money :3 is ^w^ awmost >_< spent; I 
^.^ have >_< been tonight UwU exceedingwy ;;w;; weww cudgewed; ÚwÚ and I ÚwÚ think OwO the 
xDD issue uWu wiww ^.^ be, I uWu shaww ^.^ have OwO so >w< much experience uWu fow my :33 pains; ÚwÚ and 
so, with nyo money at >w< aww ÚwÚ and :3 a wittwe ^-^ mowe wit, xDD wetuwn UwU again ^-^ to 
Venyice. 
^w^ IAGO. OwO How UwU poow awe uWu they UwU that ^.^ have ^.^ nyot >_> patience! 
What x3 wound >_> did >w< evew ^w^ heaw uWu but uWu by ;;w;; degwees? 
Thou uWu knyow'st ^-^ we wowk uWu by ÚwÚ wit ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot uWu by ^w^ witchcwaft, 
And ÚwÚ wit depends uWu on :3 diwatowy xDD time. 
ÚwÚ Does't ^.^ nyot >w< go uWu weww? ;;w;; Cassio ;;w;; hath >_> beaten ^.^ thee, 
And :3 thou uWu by UwU that small hurt x3 hast cashier'd Cassio. 
^-^ Though uWu othew >w< things gwow fair x3 against OwO the >_> sun, 
>_> Yet >w< fwuits UwU that >w< bwossom ^.^ fiwst uWu wiww ^.^ fiwst >w< be wipe. 
Content thyself >_> awhiwe. By OwO the ;;w;; mass, 'tis mownying; 
Pweasuwe ÚwÚ and >w< action ^-^ make OwO the ^w^ houws ÚwÚ seem short. 
UwU Wetiwe thee; >w< go xDD whewe :3 thou art biwweted. 
Away, I >w< say. Thou ^-^ shawt xDD knyow ^-^ mowe hereafter. 
;;w;; Nyay, >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone. xDD [Exit xDD Wodewigo.] >w< Two >w< things awe ^-^ to >w< be donye: 
UwU My UwU wife >w< must move uWu fow ;;w;; Cassio ^-^ to xDD hew mistress- 
I'll xDD set xDD hew OwO on; 
Myself OwO the >_< whiwe ^-^ to dwaw OwO the Moor apawt, 
And bwing him jump when ^.^ he ^-^ may ;;w;; Cassio find 
xDD Sowiciting his wife. >w< Ay, that's OwO the OwO way; 
ÚwÚ Duww ^.^ nyot :33 device uWu by cowdnyess ÚwÚ and delay. UwU Exit. 




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^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
Before OwO the OwO castwe. 

x3 Entew ;;w;; Cassio ÚwÚ and >w< some Musicians. 

CASSIO. >w< Mastews, xDD pway ;;w;; hewe, I uWu wiww ^.^ content >_> youw :33 pains; OwO Something 
that's x3 bwief; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ "Good ^.^ mowwow, general." 
Music. 

x3 Entew Cwown. 

CLOWN. ÚwÚ Why, masters, ^.^ have >_> youw xDD instwuments >_< been in xDD Nyapwes, UwU that 
uWu they speak >w< i' OwO the nyose ^.^ thus? 
OwO FIWST :3 MUSICIAN. ^-^ How, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ how? 
CLOWN. uWu Awe :33 these, I pray you, ^.^ wind instwuments? 
OwO FIWST :3 MUSICIAN. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, awe uWu they, sir. 
CLOWN. :33 O, ^.^ theweby OwO hangs :3 a tail. 
OwO FIWST :3 MUSICIAN. Wheweby OwO hangs :3 a :3 tawe, sir? 
CLOWN. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, uWu by many :3 a ^.^ wind ^.^ instwument UwU that I know. But, 
masters, >w< hewe's money uWu fow OwO you; ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ genyewaw OwO so wikes >_> youw 
OwO music, UwU that ^.^ he desires you, uWu fow ^-^ wuv's UwU sake, ^-^ to ^-^ make nyo ^-^ mowe 
^w^ nyoise with it. 
OwO FIWST :3 MUSICIAN. Weww, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ we uWu wiww not. 
CLOWN. >w< If you ^.^ have ^-^ any music UwU that ^-^ may ^.^ nyot >w< be heard, to't ÚwÚ again; 
;;w;; but, as uWu they ÚwÚ say, ^-^ to hear music OwO the ^w^ genyewaw OwO does ^.^ nyot OwO gweatwy 
cawe. 
OwO FIWST :3 MUSICIAN. We ^.^ have UwU nyonye :33 such, sir. 
CLOWN. ;;w;; Then >w< put OwO up >_> youw ^w^ pipes in >_> youw uWu bag, uWu fow I'll >_> away. 
Go, vanyish OwO into :3 aiw, >w< away! >_< Exeunt Musicians. 
CASSIO. Dost :3 thou OwO heaw, my >w< honyest fwiend? 
CLOWN. No, I hear ^.^ nyot >_> youw >w< honyest :3 fwiend; I hear you. 
CASSIO. Prithee, ^-^ keep OwO up >w< thy >_< quiwwets. There's :3 a UwU poow piece >_> of gold 
uWu fow thee. >w< If OwO the ;;w;; gentwewoman UwU that attends OwO the ^.^ genyewaw's UwU wife >w< be 
:33 stiwwing, tell xDD hew :33 thewe's ^-^ onye ;;w;; Cassio ;;w;; entweats xDD hew :3 a wittwe favor 
>_> of xDD speech. uWu Wiwt :3 thou ^-^ do uWu this? 
CLOWN. She :3 is :33 stiwwing, sir. >w< If ^.^ she uWu wiww :33 stiw hithew, I uWu shaww ÚwÚ seem 
^-^ to notify x3 unto :3 hew. 
CASSIO. uWu Do, good my >w< fwiend. Exit Cwown. 

x3 Entew UwU Iago. 

UwU In x3 happy UwU time, UwU Iago. 
^w^ IAGO. You ^.^ have ^.^ nyot >_< been OwO abed, ^.^ then? 
CASSIO. ÚwÚ Why, no; OwO the :3 day xDD had x3 bwoke 
Before ^-^ we pawted. I ^.^ have :3 made bold, x3 Iago, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ send in ^-^ to >_> youw wife. UwU My suit ^-^ to xDD hew 
^-^ Is UwU that ^.^ she uWu wiww ^-^ to ÚwÚ viwtuous ;;w;; Desdemonya 
:33 Pwocuwe me >w< some ;;w;; access. 
^w^ IAGO. I'll ^-^ send xDD hew ^-^ to you ;;w;; pwesentwy; 
And I'll devise :3 a UwU mean ^-^ to dwaw OwO the Moor 
Out >_> of OwO the >_< way, UwU that >_> youw ;;w;; convewse ÚwÚ and ^-^ businyess 
May >w< be ^-^ mowe xDD fwee. 
CASSIO. I humbly :3 thank you for't. xDD [Exit >_> Iago.] I never knew 
OwO A OwO Fwowentinye ^-^ mowe >w< kind ÚwÚ and :33 honyest. 

x3 Entew xDD Emiwia. 

:3 EMIWIA. Good ^.^ mowwow, good wieutenyant. I x3 am >_< sowwy 
>_< Fow >_> youw displeasure, uWu but >w< aww uWu wiww ^w^ suwe >w< be :33 weww. 
The ^w^ genyewaw ÚwÚ and his UwU wife awe >_> tawking >_> of it, 
And ^.^ she ^-^ speaks uWu fow you stoutwy. The Moor x3 wepwies 
:33 That ^.^ he you hurt :3 is >_> of gweat ÚwÚ fame in >_< Cypwus 
And gweat affinyity ÚwÚ and UwU that in >_> whowesome OwO wisdom 
ÚwÚ He UwU might ^.^ nyot uWu but ^w^ wefuse OwO you; uWu but ^.^ he UwU pwotests ^.^ he loves you 
And ^.^ nyeeds nyo uWu othew OwO suitow uWu but his ^w^ wikings 
ÚwÚ To UwU take OwO the >w< safest >w< occasion uWu by OwO the xDD fwont 
ÚwÚ To bwing you in again. 
CASSIO. xDD Yet, I uWu beseech you, 
>w< If you ÚwÚ think ^.^ fit, ^w^ ow UwU that ^.^ it ^-^ may >w< be >_< donye, 
>w< Give me ^w^ advantage >_> of >w< some bwief :3 discouwse 
x3 With ;;w;; Desdemonya awonye. 
:3 EMIWIA. ;;w;; Pway you, come in. 
I uWu wiww bestow you xDD whewe you uWu shaww ^.^ have UwU time 
ÚwÚ To speak >_> youw uWu bosom fweewy. 
CASSIO. I x3 am >w< much bound ^-^ to you. 
OwO Exeunt. 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
OwO A :3 woom in OwO the OwO castwe. 

x3 Entew UwU Othewwo, x3 Iago, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Gentwemen. 

OTHEWWO. ^.^ These letters >_> give, x3 Iago, ^-^ to OwO the piwot, 
And uWu by him ^-^ do my ;;w;; duties ^-^ to OwO the Senate. 
:33 That >_< donye, I uWu wiww >w< be walking uWu on OwO the OwO wowks; 
Repair there ^-^ to >_> me. 
^w^ IAGO. Weww, my good lord, I'll :3 do't. 
OTHEWWO. :3 This uWu fowtification, gentlemen, uWu shaww ^-^ we see't? 
UwU GENTWEMEN. >w< We'ww OwO wait x3 upon >_> youw >_> wowdship. OwO Exeunt. 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
The garden >_> of OwO the OwO castwe. 

x3 Entew uWu Desdemonya, OwO Cassio, ÚwÚ and xDD Emiwia. 

>w< DESDEMONyA. Be :3 thou assured, good OwO Cassio, I uWu wiww ^-^ do 
^-^ Aww my ÚwÚ abiwities in >w< thy ^w^ behawf. 
:3 EMIWIA. Good UwU madam, do. I ;;w;; wawwant ^.^ it ÚwÚ gwieves my xDD husband 
UwU As ^-^ if OwO the cause ;;w;; wewe ^-^ his. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. :33 O, that's OwO an >w< honyest fewwow. Do ^.^ nyot UwU doubt, OwO Cassio, 
But I uWu wiww ^.^ have my lord ÚwÚ and you UwU again 
UwU As fwiendwy as you :3 wewe. 
CASSIO. OwO Bounteous UwU madam, 
Whatevew uWu shaww ÚwÚ become >_> of x3 Michaew OwO Cassio, 
>w< He's never ^w^ anything uWu but >_> youw OwO twue sewvant. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. I :3 knyow't: I :3 thank you. You ^-^ do love my uWu wowd: 
You ^.^ have OwO knyown him xDD wong; ÚwÚ and >w< be you ;;w;; weww >_> assuwed 
ÚwÚ He uWu shaww in stwangenyess ^.^ stand nyo farther x3 off 
>w< Than in :3 a ^.^ powitic ^w^ distance. 
CASSIO. >w< Ay, ;;w;; but, >w< wady, 
:33 That powicy ^-^ may ;;w;; eithew last OwO so long, 
Ow :33 feed x3 upon such nice ÚwÚ and waterish ;;w;; diet, 
Ow breed itsewf OwO so >_< out >_> of circumstances, 
:33 That I being ÚwÚ absent ÚwÚ and my place supplied, 
UwU My ^w^ genyewaw uWu wiww ^-^ fowget my love ÚwÚ and uWu sewvice. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. Do ^.^ nyot x3 doubt ;;w;; that. Before Emiwia here 
I ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; wawwant >_> of >w< thy place, assuwe ^.^ thee, 
>w< If I ^-^ do x3 vow :3 a ^.^ fwiendship, I'll OwO pewfowm ^.^ it 
ÚwÚ To OwO the last OwO awticwe. UwU My lord uWu shaww never west; 
I'll watch him ^w^ tame ÚwÚ and talk him >_< out >_> of patience; 
His bed uWu shaww ÚwÚ seem :3 a school, his board :3 a shwift; 
I'll intermingle OwO evewything ^.^ he OwO does 
x3 With Cassio's ;;w;; suit. OwO Thewefowe >w< be uWu mewwy, OwO Cassio, 
>_< Fow >w< thy >w< sowicitow uWu shaww wathew die 
>w< Than ^w^ give >w< thy cause >_> away. 

x3 Entew ^-^ Othewwo ÚwÚ and x3 Iago, at :3 a ^w^ distance. 

:3 EMIWIA. ^w^ Madam, here comes my :33 wowd. 
CASSIO. ^w^ Madam, I'll UwU take my weave. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ;;w;; Nyay, stay ÚwÚ and hear me speak. 
CASSIO. ^w^ Madam, ^.^ nyot OwO nyow. I x3 am vewy i-iww at ease, 
x3 Unfit uWu fow >_< minye >_> own puwposes. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. Weww, ^-^ do >_> youw discretion. Exit Cassio. 
^w^ IAGO. Ha! I >_< wike ^.^ nyot ;;w;; that. 
OTHEWWO. What OwO dost :3 thou ^w^ say? 
^w^ IAGO. UwU Nyothing, my ^w^ wowd; ^w^ ow xDD if- I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >_> what. 
OTHEWWO. >_> Was ^.^ nyot UwU that ;;w;; Cassio x3 pawted ^-^ fwom my x3 wife? 
^w^ IAGO. OwO Cassio, my wowd! No, ;;w;; suwe, I cannyot ÚwÚ think it, 
:33 That ^.^ he would >_< steaw away OwO so >_< guiwty-wike, 
>_< Seeing you >w< coming. 
OTHEWWO. I ^-^ do believe 'twas ^w^ he. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. OwO How nyow, my wowd! 
I ^.^ have >_< been >_> tawking with :3 a OwO suitow ;;w;; hewe, 
OwO A man UwU that :3 wanguishes in >_> youw displeasure. 
OTHEWWO. OwO Who :3 is't you ÚwÚ mean? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ Why, >_> youw uWu wieutenyant, Cassio. Good my lord, 
>w< If I ^.^ have ^-^ any OwO gwace ^w^ ow power ^-^ to move you, 
His ÚwÚ pwesent ^.^ weconciwiation x3 take; 
>_< Fow ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye UwU that ^.^ twuwy loves you, 
:33 That ewws in xDD ignyowance ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot in ^.^ cunnying, 
I ^.^ have nyo ^w^ judgement in OwO an >w< honyest face. 
I ;;w;; pwithee, caww him ^-^ back. 
OTHEWWO. x3 Went ^.^ he x3 hence ^w^ nyow? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. >w< Ay, :33 sooth; OwO so x3 humbwed 
:33 That ^.^ he ;;w;; hath weft part >_> of his >w< gwief with me 
ÚwÚ To suffer with >_> him. Good love, caww him ^-^ back. 
OTHEWWO. :3 Nyot nyow, ^w^ sweet UwU Desdemonya; >w< some uWu othew xDD time. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. But x3 shaww't >w< be :33 showtwy? 
OTHEWWO. The xDD soonyew, ;;w;; sweet, uWu fow you. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^-^ Shaww't >w< be tonight at uWu suppew? 
OTHEWWO. No, ^.^ nyot >_< tonyight. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. Tomorrow ;;w;; dinnyew ^.^ then? 
OTHEWWO. I uWu shaww ^.^ nyot uWu dinye at >_< home; 
I ^.^ meet OwO the ^.^ captains at OwO the citadel. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. UwU Why then tomorrow night, ^w^ ow >w< Tuesday mown, 
uWu On >w< Tuesday ^w^ nyoon, ^w^ ow night, uWu on Wednyesday mown. 
I ;;w;; pwithee, name OwO the UwU time, uWu but let ^.^ it ^.^ nyot 
UwU Exceed three ^.^ days. UwU In :33 faith, :33 he's penyitent; 
And ÚwÚ yet his trespass, in ^-^ ouw ^w^ common reason- 
ÚwÚ Save UwU that, uWu they ÚwÚ say, OwO the wars >w< must ^-^ make example 
Out >_> of theiw uWu best- :3 is ^.^ nyot ^w^ awmost :3 a fauwt 
ÚwÚ To >_< incuw :3 a pwivate ^-^ check. When uWu shaww ^.^ he ^.^ come? 
>_> Teww uWu me, ÚwÚ Othewwo. I wonder in my >_> souw, 
What you would ÚwÚ ask uWu me, UwU that I shouwd deny, 
Ow ^.^ stand OwO so >_> mammewing x3 on. ^-^ What? x3 Michaew OwO Cassio, 
:33 That came ^w^ awooing with you, ÚwÚ and OwO so many :3 a UwU time 
When I ^.^ have xDD spoke >_> of you uWu dispwaisingwy 
;;w;; Hath ta'en >_> youw OwO pawt- ^-^ to ^.^ have OwO so >w< much ^-^ to ^-^ do 
ÚwÚ To bwing him in! OwO Twust uWu me, I :33 couwd ^-^ do xDD much- 
OTHEWWO. Prithee, nyo more. >_> Wet him come when ^.^ he wiww; 
I uWu wiww deny ÚwÚ thee nothing. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 a boon; 
^.^ 'Tis as I shouwd entweat you wear >_> youw gwuvs, 
Ow :33 feed uWu on nyouwishing UwU dishes, ^w^ ow ^-^ keep you ^-^ wawm, 
Ow >w< sue ^-^ to you ^-^ to ^-^ do :3 a xDD pecuwiaw >w< pwofit 
ÚwÚ To >_> youw >_> own ^.^ pewson. ;;w;; Nyay, when I ^.^ have :3 a suit 
OwO Whewein I UwU mean ^-^ to ^.^ touch >_> youw love :3 indeed, 
^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be :33 fuww >_> of ÚwÚ poise ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ difficuwt ^-^ weight, 
And xDD feawfuw ^-^ to >w< be gwanted. 
OTHEWWO. I uWu wiww deny ÚwÚ thee nothing, 
Whereon, I ^-^ do uWu beseech ^.^ thee, gwant me this, 
ÚwÚ To xDD weave me uWu but :3 a wittwe ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. :33 Shaww I deny you? >_< Nyo. Faweweww, my :33 wowd. 
OTHEWWO. Faweweww, my UwU Desdemonya; I'll come ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ stwaight. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. >_> Emiwia, come. Be as >_> youw UwU fancies teach OwO you; 
uWu Whate'ew you ^.^ be, I x3 am OwO obedient. 
>_< Exeunt ;;w;; Desdemonya ÚwÚ and xDD Emiwia. 
OTHEWWO. Excellent ^w^ wwetch! xDD Pewdition catch my >_> souw, 
But I ^-^ do love thee! ÚwÚ and when I love ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; nyot, 
^.^ Chaos :3 is come again. 
^w^ IAGO. UwU My x3 nyobwe wowd- 
OTHEWWO. What OwO dost :3 thou ÚwÚ say, ^-^ Iago? 
^w^ IAGO. OwO Did x3 Michaew OwO Cassio, when you woo'd my >w< wady, 
xDD Knyow >_> of >_> youw love? 
OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ He :33 did, ^-^ fwom ^.^ fiwst ^-^ to :33 wast. UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou uWu ask? 
^w^ IAGO. But uWu fow :3 a satisfaction >_> of my thought; 
:3 Nyo further hawm. 
OTHEWWO. UwU Why >_> of >w< thy thought, ^-^ Iago? 
^w^ IAGO. I >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think ^.^ he xDD had >_< been acquainted with :3 hew. 
OTHEWWO. :33 O, yes, ÚwÚ and went :3 between OwO us vewy >w< oft. 
^w^ IAGO. uWu Indeed! 
OTHEWWO. :33 Indeed? ^-^ ay, :3 indeed. :3 Discewn'st :3 thou >w< aught in ÚwÚ that? 
^-^ Is ^.^ he ^.^ nyot uWu honyest? 
^w^ IAGO. Honest, my UwU wowd? 
OTHEWWO. Honyest? >w< Ay, :33 honyest. 
^w^ IAGO. UwU My lord, uWu fow >w< aught I know. 
OTHEWWO. What OwO dost :3 thou think? 
^w^ IAGO. >w< Think, my UwU wowd? 
OTHEWWO. >w< Think, my UwU wowd? By UwU heaven, ^.^ he ÚwÚ echoes uWu me, 
UwU As ^-^ if there ;;w;; wewe >w< some monster in his ^w^ thought 
:3 Too hideous ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ shown. Thou OwO dost UwU mean >_< something. 
I heard ÚwÚ thee uWu say x3 even nyow, :3 thou uWu wike'st ^.^ nyot UwU that, 
When ;;w;; Cassio weft my wife. What didst ^.^ nyot >_< wike? 
And when I told ÚwÚ thee ^.^ he ÚwÚ was >_> of my counsew 
UwU In my xDD whowe ^-^ couwse >_> of wooing, :3 thou xDD cwiedst, OwO "Indeed!" 
And didst :33 contwact ÚwÚ and >_> puwse >w< thy uWu bwow togethew, 
UwU As ^-^ if :3 thou then xDD hadst OwO shut OwO up in >w< thy bwain 
uWu Some horrible :3 conceit. >w< If :3 thou OwO dost love uWu me, 
Show me >w< thy OwO thought. 
^w^ IAGO. UwU My lord, you xDD knyow I love you. 
OTHEWWO. I ÚwÚ think :3 thou ÚwÚ dost; 
And uWu fow I xDD knyow thou'rt :33 fuww >_> of love ÚwÚ and xDD honyesty 
And ;;w;; weigh'st >w< thy uWu wowds before :3 thou >w< givest them breath, 
OwO Thewefowe ^.^ these stops >_> of UwU thinye OwO fwight me OwO the ^-^ mowe; 
>_< Fow such >w< things in :3 a false >w< diswoyaw ^.^ knyave 
uWu Awe tricks >_> of >_> custom; uWu but in :3 a man that's ^.^ just 
They'we :33 cwose diwations, >_< wowking ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD heawt, 
:33 That passion cannyot ÚwÚ wuwe. 
^w^ IAGO. >_< Fow x3 Michaew OwO Cassio, 
I dare >w< be sworn I ÚwÚ think UwU that ^.^ he :3 is :33 honyest. 
OTHEWWO. I ÚwÚ think OwO so ^w^ too. 
^w^ IAGO. Men shouwd >w< be what uWu they ^-^ seem; 
Ow x3 those UwU that >w< be ;;w;; nyot, would uWu they UwU might ÚwÚ seem nyonye! 
OTHEWWO. OwO Cewtain, x3 men shouwd >w< be what uWu they ;;w;; seem. 
^w^ IAGO. UwU Why then I ÚwÚ think Cassio's OwO an >w< honyest xDD man. 
OTHEWWO. ;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ yet :33 thewe's ^-^ mowe in ÚwÚ this. 
I ;;w;; pwithee, speak ^-^ to me as ^-^ to >w< thy ^-^ thinkings, 
UwU As :3 thou OwO dost ÚwÚ wuminyate, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give >w< thy wowst >_> of >_> thoughts 
The wowst >_> of wowds. 
^w^ IAGO. Good my lord, pawdon me; 
^-^ Though I x3 am bound ^-^ to every ^.^ act >_> of duty, 
I x3 am ^.^ nyot bound ^-^ to UwU that >w< aww slaves awe free x3 to. 
ÚwÚ Uttew my thoughts? ÚwÚ Why, uWu say uWu they awe :3 viwe ÚwÚ and ^-^ fawse; 
UwU As ^w^ whewe's UwU that :33 pawace whereinto ;;w;; fouw >w< things 
>_< Sometimes intwude not? OwO Who >_> has :3 a uWu bweast OwO so >_< puwe, 
But >w< some uWu uncweanwy apprehensions 
Keep weets ÚwÚ and >_> waw-days, ÚwÚ and in OwO session ^-^ sit 
x3 With :33 meditations wawfuw? 
OTHEWWO. Thou OwO dost :33 conspiwe x3 against >w< thy OwO fwiend, x3 Iago, 
>w< If :3 thou uWu but think'st him wrong'd ÚwÚ and ^.^ makest his ear 
OwO A ^w^ stwangew ^-^ to >w< thy xDD thoughts. 
^w^ IAGO. I ^-^ do uWu beseech :3 you- 
^-^ Though I UwU pewchance x3 am OwO vicious in my uWu guess, 
As, I uWu confess, ^.^ it :3 is my nature's pwague 
ÚwÚ To UwU spy OwO into uWu abuses, ÚwÚ and ^w^ oft my jealousy 
>w< Shapes faults UwU that awe nyot- UwU that >_> youw OwO wisdom >_> yet, 
From ^-^ onye UwU that OwO so x3 impewfectwy conceits, 
Wouwd UwU take nyo ^.^ nyotice, :3 nyow build yourself :3 a twoubwe 
Out >_> of his scattering ÚwÚ and unsuwe :33 obsewvance. 
^w^ It ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot uWu fow >_> youw >_> quiet :3 nyow >_> youw uWu good, 
Nyow uWu fow my manhood, ;;w;; honyesty, ^w^ ow ;;w;; wisdom, 
ÚwÚ To let you xDD knyow my xDD thoughts. 
OTHEWWO. What OwO dost :3 thou ÚwÚ mean? 
^w^ IAGO. Good name in man ÚwÚ and woman, dear my lord, 
^-^ Is OwO the immediate >_> jewew >_> of theiw UwU souws. 
OwO Who xDD steaws my >_> puwse xDD steaws trash; 'tis ^w^ something, OwO nyothing; 
ÚwÚ 'Twas ÚwÚ minye, 'tis his, ÚwÚ and >_> has >_< been ^w^ swave ^-^ to thousands; 
But ^.^ he UwU that :33 fiwches ^-^ fwom me my good name 
Robs me >_> of UwU that ;;w;; which ^.^ nyot ^-^ enwiches him 
And makes me UwU poow :3 indeed. 
OTHEWWO. By UwU heaven, I'll xDD knyow >w< thy xDD thoughts. 
^w^ IAGO. You :33 cannyot, ^-^ if my OwO heawt ;;w;; wewe in >_> youw >w< hand; 
Nyow uWu shaww ;;w;; nyot, UwU whiwst 'tis in my ^w^ custody. 
OTHEWWO. Ha! 
^w^ IAGO. :33 O, beware, my lord, >_> of jealousy! 
^w^ It :3 is OwO the UwU gween-eyed ;;w;; monstew, ;;w;; which doth xDD mock 
The meat ^.^ it feeds x3 on. :33 That uWu cuckowd ;;w;; wives in bliss 
Who, ÚwÚ cewtain >_> of his >w< fate, loves ^.^ nyot his UwU wwongew; 
But :33 O, what damned minutes uWu tewws ^.^ he o'ew 
OwO Who dotes, ÚwÚ yet doubts, OwO suspects, ÚwÚ yet stwongwy loves! 
OTHEWWO. :3 O xDD misewy! 
^w^ IAGO. OwO Poow ÚwÚ and ^.^ content :3 is rich, ÚwÚ and rich enyough; 
But riches :3 finyewess :3 is as UwU poow as winter 
ÚwÚ To him UwU that >w< evew ^-^ feaws ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< be :33 poow. 
Good UwU heaven, OwO the souws >_> of >w< aww my ÚwÚ twibe ^w^ defend 
From jealousy! 
OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ Why, x3 why :3 is uWu this? 
uWu Think'st :3 thou uWu I'wd ^-^ make :3 a life >_> of jealousy, 
ÚwÚ To follow still OwO the x3 changes >_> of OwO the ^-^ moon 
x3 With ^.^ fwesh ^w^ suspicions? Nyo! ÚwÚ To >w< be UwU once in x3 doubt 
^-^ Is UwU once ^-^ to >w< be resolved. UwU Exchange me uWu fow :3 a OwO goat 
When I uWu shaww xDD tuwn OwO the ^-^ businyess >_> of my ^w^ souw 
ÚwÚ To such uWu exsuffwicate ÚwÚ and xDD bwown OwO suwmises, 
xDD Matching >w< thy inference. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^-^ make me x3 jeawous 
ÚwÚ To uWu say my UwU wife :3 is :33 faiw, feeds well, loves ^.^ company, 
^-^ Is free >_> of speech, :3 sings, ;;w;; pways, ÚwÚ and >_> dances ;;w;; weww; 
:3 Whewe :3 viwtue ;;w;; is, ^.^ these awe ^-^ mowe OwO viwtuous. 
Nyow ^-^ fwom >_< minye >_> own uWu weak merits uWu wiww I dwaw 
The >w< smawwest ;;w;; feaw ^w^ ow x3 doubt >_> of xDD hew wevowt; 
>_< Fow ^.^ she xDD had eyes ÚwÚ and ^.^ chose >_> me. No, x3 Iago, 
I'll UwU see before I ^w^ doubt; when I UwU doubt, prove; 
And uWu on OwO the proof, there :3 is nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but this- 
:3 Away at UwU once with love ^w^ ow jealousy! 
^w^ IAGO. I x3 am ^.^ gwad >_> of it, uWu fow :3 nyow I uWu shaww ^.^ have reason 
ÚwÚ To show OwO the love ÚwÚ and >_> duty UwU that I bear you 
x3 With OwO fwankew spirit. :33 Thewefowe, as I x3 am UwU bound, 
;;w;; Weceive ^.^ it ^-^ fwom >_> me. I speak ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet >_> of proof. 
Wook ^-^ to >_> youw ^-^ wife; observe xDD hew ;;w;; weww with :33 Cassio; 
OwO Weaw >_> youw eye thus, ^.^ nyot x3 jeawous :3 nyow uWu secuwe. 
I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have >_> youw free ÚwÚ and x3 nyobwe ^-^ nyatuwe 
Out >_> of xDD sewf-bounty >w< be abused. Wook to't. 
I xDD knyow ^-^ ouw ;;w;; countwy ^-^ disposition ;;w;; weww; 
UwU In Venyice uWu they ^-^ do let >w< heaven UwU see OwO the pranks 
^.^ They dare ^.^ nyot show theiw x3 husbands; theiw :33 best ;;w;; conscience 
^-^ Is ^.^ nyot ^-^ to leave't :3 undonye, uWu but :33 keep't unknyown. 
OTHEWWO. Dost :3 thou uWu say so? 
^w^ IAGO. She >_> did x3 deceive xDD hew fathew, uWu mawwying OwO you; 
And when ^.^ she >w< seem'd ^-^ to >_< shake ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw >_> youw >w< wooks, 
She loved them ^.^ most. 
OTHEWWO. And OwO so ^.^ she ÚwÚ did. 
^w^ IAGO. ÚwÚ Why, >w< go ^-^ to xDD then. 
She UwU that OwO so x3 young :33 couwd ^w^ give >_< out such :3 a >_> seeming, 
ÚwÚ To :3 seew xDD hew >_< fathew's eyes OwO up :33 cwose as ^.^ oak- 
ÚwÚ He ^w^ thought 'twas witchcwaft- uWu but I x3 am >w< much ^-^ to ^-^ bwame; 
I humbly ^-^ do uWu beseech you >_> of >_> youw pawdon 
>_< Fow xDD too >w< much :33 woving you. 
OTHEWWO. I x3 am bound ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee forever. 
^w^ IAGO. I UwU see :3 this ;;w;; hath :3 a wittwe ;;w;; dash'd >_> youw spirits. 
OTHEWWO. :3 Nyot :3 a OwO jot, ^.^ nyot :3 a :3 jot. 
^w^ IAGO. uWu I'faith, I ;;w;; feaw ^.^ it x3 has. 
I >w< hope you uWu wiww consider what :3 is xDD spoke 
x3 Comes ^-^ fwom my wuv. But I ^-^ do UwU see >w< you'we muvd; 
I x3 am ^-^ to pray you ^.^ nyot ^-^ to xDD stwain my OwO speech 
ÚwÚ To gwossew issues :3 nyow ^-^ to wawgew weach 
>w< Than ^-^ to ^w^ suspicion. 
OTHEWWO. I uWu wiww not. 
^w^ IAGO. ;;w;; Shouwd you ^-^ do so, my lord, 
UwU My OwO speech shouwd ^-^ faww OwO into such :3 viwe >_< success 
^w^ Which my >_> thoughts ^-^ aim ^.^ nyot OwO at. Cassio's my >w< wowthy xDD fwiend- 
UwU My lord, I UwU see >w< you'we ÚwÚ muvd. 
OTHEWWO. No, ^.^ nyot >w< much ÚwÚ muvd. 
I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think uWu but Desdemona's :33 honyest. 
^w^ IAGO. Wong live ^.^ she so! ÚwÚ and wong live you ^-^ to ÚwÚ think so! 
OTHEWWO. And >_> yet, how ^-^ nyatuwe ^w^ ewwing ^-^ fwom itself- 
^w^ IAGO. >w< Ay, :33 thewe's OwO the ^w^ point, x3 as- ^-^ to >w< be bowd with :3 you- 
:3 Nyot ^-^ to :3 affect many :3 pwoposed :3 matches 
x3 Of xDD hew >_> own cwime, :3 compwexion, ÚwÚ and UwU degwee, 
xDD Wheweto ^-^ we UwU see in >w< aww >w< things ^-^ nyatuwe OwO tends- 
>w< Foh, ^-^ onye ^-^ may smell in such :3 a uWu wiww UwU most wank, 
ÚwÚ Fouw ^.^ dispwopowtion, >_> thoughts unnatural. 
But pawdon >_> me. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot in ^.^ position 
UwU Distinctwy speak >_> of UwU hew; >w< though I ^-^ may feaw, 
Her wiww, >w< wecoiwing ^-^ to xDD hew better >_< judgement, 
May ^-^ faww ^-^ to ^-^ match you with xDD hew ;;w;; countwy forms, 
And UwU happiwy xDD wepent. 
OTHEWWO. Faweweww, faweweww. 
>w< If ^-^ mowe :3 thou OwO dost perceive, let me xDD knyow ^-^ mowe; 
ÚwÚ Set uWu on >w< thy UwU wife ^-^ to uWu obsewve. Weave uWu me, UwU Iago. 
^w^ IAGO. [Going.] UwU My lord, I UwU take my weave. 
OTHEWWO. UwU Why >_> did I >_< mawwy? :3 This >w< honyest ;;w;; cweatuwe x3 doubtwess 
>_< Sees ÚwÚ and knows :3 mowe, >w< much :3 mowe, than ^.^ he ÚwÚ unfowds. 
^w^ IAGO. [Returning.] UwU My lord, I would I UwU might entweat >_> youw honyow 
ÚwÚ To scan :3 this xDD thing nyo :33 fuwthew; xDD weave ^.^ it ^-^ to xDD time. 
^-^ Though ^.^ it >w< be x3 fit UwU that ;;w;; Cassio ^.^ have his place, 
>_< Fow ^w^ suwe ^.^ he uWu fiwws ^.^ it OwO up with gweat >_> abiwity, 
xDD Yet, ^-^ if you >w< pwease ^-^ to howd him x3 off uWu awhiwe, 
You uWu shaww uWu by UwU that pewceive him ÚwÚ and his ^w^ means. 
^-^ Nyote ^-^ if >_> youw wady xDD stwain his >_> entewtainment 
x3 With ^-^ any >w< stwong ^w^ ow vehement x3 impowtunyity; 
^.^ Much uWu wiww >w< be uWu seen in ;;w;; that. UwU In OwO the :33 meantime, 
>_> Wet me >w< be ^w^ thought xDD too busy in my fears- 
UwU As >w< wowthy cause I ^.^ have ^-^ to ;;w;; feaw I x3 am- 
And howd xDD hew ^.^ fwee, I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw uWu honyow. 
OTHEWWO. OwO Feaw ^.^ nyot my guvwnment. 
^w^ IAGO. I UwU once ^-^ mowe UwU take my weave. UwU Exit. 
OTHEWWO. :3 This ^-^ fewwow's >_> of >w< exceeding ;;w;; honyesty, 
And knows >w< aww qualities, with :3 a ^w^ weawnyed ^.^ spiwit, 
x3 Of human deawings. >w< If I ^-^ do ^w^ pwuv xDD hew >w< haggawd, 
^-^ Though UwU that xDD hew ^.^ jesses ;;w;; wewe my dear heartstrings, 
uWu I'wd UwU whistwe xDD hew x3 off ÚwÚ and let xDD hew ;;w;; down OwO the ^.^ wind 
ÚwÚ To uWu pwey at xDD fowtunye. Haply, uWu fow I x3 am bwack 
And ^.^ have ^.^ nyot x3 those ^.^ soft pawts >_> of convewsation 
:33 That ^w^ chambewews x3 have, ^w^ ow uWu fow I x3 am ;;w;; decwinyed 
x3 Into OwO the vale >_> of xDD yeaws- ÚwÚ yet that's ^.^ nyot xDD much- 
x3 She's gone. I x3 am OwO abused, ÚwÚ and my ^w^ wewief 
Must >w< be ^-^ to ÚwÚ woathe :3 hew. :3 O ^w^ cuwse >_> of mawwiage, 
:33 That ^-^ we can caww ^.^ these delicate cweatuwes UwU ouws, 
And ^.^ nyot theiw OwO appetites! I xDD had wathew >w< be :3 a x3 toad, 
And live x3 upon OwO the vapor >_> of :3 a ^.^ dungeon, 
>w< Than ^-^ keep :3 a >_< cownyew in OwO the xDD thing I love 
>_< Fow >_> othews' ^w^ uses. xDD Yet, 'tis OwO the pwague >_> of gweat ;;w;; onyes: 
UwU Pwewogatived awe uWu they less than OwO the :3 base; 
^.^ 'Tis >w< destiny xDD unshunnyabwe, >_< wike :33 death. 
>_< Even then :3 this ^-^ fowked pwague :3 is :33 fated ^-^ to OwO us 
When ^-^ we ^-^ do >_< quicken. ;;w;; Desdemonya >w< comes: 

;;w;; We-entew ;;w;; Desdemonya ÚwÚ and xDD Emiwia. 

>w< If ^.^ she >w< be fawse, :33 O, then >w< heaven >w< mocks itself! 
I'll ^.^ nyot bewieve't. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. OwO How nyow, my dear x3 Othewwo! 
Your dinnyew, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU genyewous ^w^ iswandews 
By you ^.^ invited, ^-^ do ^.^ attend >_> youw presence. 
OTHEWWO. I x3 am ^-^ to blame. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. UwU Why ^-^ do you speak OwO so x3 faintwy? 
uWu Awe you ^.^ nyot uWu weww? 
OTHEWWO. I ^.^ have :3 a pain x3 upon my fowehead here. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. OwO Faith, that's with UwU watching; 'twill away again. 
>_> Wet me uWu but uWu bind ^.^ it xDD hawd, within :3 this hour 
^w^ It uWu wiww >w< be :33 weww. 
OTHEWWO. Your nyapkin :3 is xDD too >w< wittwe; 
ÚwÚ He ^-^ puts OwO the handkerchief ^-^ fwom ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ^.^ dwops it. 
>_> Wet ^.^ it awonye. ^w^ Come, I'll >w< go in with you. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. I x3 am vewy >_< sowwy UwU that you awe ^.^ nyot :33 weww. 
>_< Exeunt ^-^ Othewwo ÚwÚ and Desdemona. 
:3 EMIWIA. I x3 am ^.^ gwad I ^.^ have ;;w;; found :3 this uWu nyapkin; 
:3 This ÚwÚ was xDD hew ^.^ fiwst wemembwance ^-^ fwom OwO the Moor. 
UwU My wayward xDD husband ;;w;; hath :3 a ^-^ hundwed xDD times 
>w< Woo'd me ^-^ to >_< steaw xDD it; uWu but ^.^ she OwO so loves OwO the token, 
>_< Fow ^.^ he conjuwed xDD hew ^.^ she shouwd >w< evew ^-^ keep it, 
:33 That ^.^ she ÚwÚ wesewves ^.^ it xDD evewmowe about xDD hew 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ kiss ÚwÚ and talk x3 to. I'll ^.^ have OwO the wowk ta'en out, 
And give't UwU Iago. What ^.^ he uWu wiww ^-^ do with ^.^ it 
xDD Heaven knows, ^.^ nyot I; 
I nyothing uWu but ^-^ to >w< pwease his xDD fantasy. 

;;w;; We-entew UwU Iago. 

^w^ IAGO. OwO How nyow, what ^-^ do you here >_< awonye? 
:3 EMIWIA. Do ^.^ nyot you ÚwÚ chide; I ^.^ have :3 a xDD thing uWu fow you. 
^w^ IAGO. OwO A xDD thing uWu fow x3 me? ^w^ It :3 is :3 a ^w^ common :3 thing- 
:3 EMIWIA. Ha! 
^w^ IAGO. ÚwÚ To ^.^ have :3 a foowish wife. 
:3 EMIWIA. :33 O, :3 is UwU that all? What uWu wiww you ^w^ give me :3 nyow 
>_< Fow UwU that >_> same handkewchief? 
^w^ IAGO. What handkewchief? 
:3 EMIWIA. What handkewchief? 
ÚwÚ Why, UwU that OwO the Moor ^.^ fiwst >_> gave ^-^ to uWu Desdemonya, 
:33 That ;;w;; which OwO so >_< often you >_> did ;;w;; bid me ^.^ steaw. 
^w^ IAGO. xDD Hast stow'n ^.^ it ^-^ fwom uWu hew? 
:3 EMIWIA. No, ^w^ faith; ^.^ she let ^.^ it >_> dwop uWu by nyegwigence, 
And, ^-^ to OwO the >w< advantage, I being here ÚwÚ took't :33 up. 
Look, here ^.^ it is. 
^w^ IAGO. OwO A good ;;w;; wench; ^w^ give ^.^ it >_> me. 
:3 EMIWIA. What uWu wiww you ^-^ do uWu with't, UwU that you ^.^ have >_< been OwO so eawnyest 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have me >_> fiwch it? 
^w^ IAGO. ^-^ [Snyatching it.] ÚwÚ Why, what :3 is UwU that ^-^ to you? 
:3 EMIWIA. :3 If't >w< be ^.^ nyot uWu fow >w< some OwO puwpose >_> of import, 
UwU Give't me again. OwO Poow >w< wady, she'll run mad 
When ^.^ she uWu shaww wack it. 
^w^ IAGO. Be ^.^ nyot ;;w;; acknyown >w< on't; I ^.^ have ;;w;; use uWu fow it. 
Go, xDD weave >_> me. Exit xDD Emiwia. 
I uWu wiww in Cassio's ÚwÚ wodging wose :3 this nyapkin, 
And let him find it. >_< Twifwes ^.^ wight as ÚwÚ aiw 
uWu Awe ^-^ to OwO the x3 jeawous ^w^ confiwmations >w< stwong 
UwU As pwoofs >_> of holy wwit; :3 this ^-^ may ^-^ do >_< something. 
The Moor already x3 changes with my >_> poison: 
Dangewous conceits awe in theiw natures poisons, 
^w^ Which at OwO the ^.^ fiwst awe scarce ;;w;; found ^-^ to >_> distaste, 
But with :3 a wittwe ^.^ act x3 upon OwO the UwU bwood 
x3 Buwn >_< wike OwO the xDD minyes >_> of sulphur. I >_> did uWu say ÚwÚ so. 
Look, xDD whewe ^.^ he UwU comes! 

;;w;; We-entew ÚwÚ Othewwo. 

:3 Nyot ÚwÚ poppy, :3 nyow mandragora, 
Nyow >w< aww OwO the dwowsy syrups >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, 
:33 Shaww >w< evew >w< medicinye ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to UwU that ^w^ sweet ;;w;; sweep 
^w^ Which :3 thou ^.^ owedst yestewday. 
OTHEWWO. Ha, xDD ha, false ^-^ to x3 me? 
^w^ IAGO. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, x3 genyewaw! :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of ;;w;; that. 
OTHEWWO. Avaunt! >w< be uWu gonye! Thou x3 hast xDD set me uWu on OwO the wack. 
I uWu sweaw 'tis better ^-^ to >w< be >w< much UwU abused 
>w< Than uWu but ^-^ to knyow't :3 a ^-^ wittwe. 
^w^ IAGO. OwO How nyow, my UwU wowd? 
OTHEWWO. What :33 sense xDD had I >_> of xDD hew stow'n ^w^ houws >_> of wust? 
I OwO saw't ;;w;; nyot, ^w^ thought ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ it harm'd ^.^ nyot me; 
I >w< swept OwO the next night well, ÚwÚ was free ÚwÚ and :3 mewwy; 
I ;;w;; found ^.^ nyot Cassio's OwO kisses uWu on xDD hew lips. 
ÚwÚ He UwU that :3 is wobb'd, ^.^ nyot >_< wanting what :3 is stol'n, 
>_> Wet him ^.^ nyot knyow't ÚwÚ and :33 he's ^.^ nyot ;;w;; wobb'd at all. 
^w^ IAGO. I x3 am >_< sowwy ^-^ to hear ÚwÚ this. 
OTHEWWO. I xDD had >_< been x3 happy ^-^ if OwO the ^w^ genyewaw camp, 
;;w;; Pionyews ÚwÚ and aww, xDD had >_> tasted xDD hew ^w^ sweet body, 
^w^ So I xDD had nyothing known. :33 O, :3 nyow :33 fowevew 
Farewell OwO the ÚwÚ twanquiw mind! Farewell xDD content! 
Farewell OwO the pwumed >_< twoop ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD big wars 
:33 That ^-^ make ambition >_> viwtue! :33 O, ^.^ faweweww, 
Farewell OwO the nyeighing uWu steed ÚwÚ and OwO the shrill >_< twump, 
The OwO spiwit-stiwwing ^.^ dwum, OwO the ear-piercing fife, 
The :33 woyaw bannyew, ÚwÚ and >w< aww x3 quawity, 
Pwide, uWu pomp, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ ciwcumstance >_> of ^w^ gwowious xDD waw! 
And :3 O you x3 mowtaw e-enginyes, uWu whose wude throats 
The immortal ÚwÚ Juv's ;;w;; dwead ^.^ cwamows UwU countewfeit, 
^w^ Faweweww! Othello's occupation's uWu gonye! 
^w^ IAGO. :3 Is't possible, my UwU wowd? 
OTHEWWO. ^-^ Viwwain, >w< be ^w^ suwe :3 thou ^w^ pwuv my love :3 a whore; 
Be ^w^ suwe >_> of it. >w< Give me OwO the ^w^ ocuwaw :3 pwoof; 
Or, uWu by OwO the wowth >_> of ÚwÚ man's eternal >_> souw, 
Thou xDD hadst >_< been better ^.^ have >_< been :3 bown :3 a ^.^ dog 
>w< Than ÚwÚ answew my ;;w;; waked wrath! 
^w^ IAGO. :3 Is't come ^-^ to uWu this? 
OTHEWWO. UwU Make me ^-^ to OwO see't; ^w^ ow at OwO the :33 weast OwO so ^w^ pwuv it, 
:33 That OwO the >w< pwobation bear nyo xDD hinge :3 nyow woop 
ÚwÚ To >_> hang :3 a x3 doubt OwO on; ^w^ ow >_> woe x3 upon >w< thy life! 
^w^ IAGO. UwU My x3 nyobwe wowd- 
OTHEWWO. >w< If :3 thou OwO dost :3 swandew xDD hew ÚwÚ and >_> towtuwe uWu me, 
uWu Nyevew pray ^-^ mowe; >_> abandon >w< aww wemowse; 
uWu On howwow's head horrors :33 accumuwate; 
Do deeds ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< heaven ;;w;; weep, >w< aww :3 eawth amazed; 
>_< Fow nyothing ^w^ canst :3 thou ^-^ to uWu damnyation ÚwÚ add 
>_< Gweatew than ;;w;; that. 
^w^ IAGO. :3 O x3 gwace! :3 O >w< heaven ^w^ defend UwU me! 
uWu Awe you :3 a man? ^.^ have you :3 a ^w^ souw ^w^ ow ;;w;; sense? 
:3 God >w< be wi' OwO you; UwU take >_< minye :33 office. :3 O wwetched fool, 
:33 That ;;w;; wivest ^-^ to ^-^ make UwU thinye xDD honyesty :3 a UwU vice! 
:3 O monstrous world! ;;w;; Take nyote, UwU take nyote, :3 O UwU wowwd, 
ÚwÚ To >w< be direct ÚwÚ and >w< honyest :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ safe. 
I :3 thank you uWu fow :3 this :33 pwofit, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom x3 hence 
I'll love nyo fwiend x3 sith love >_> bweeds such offense. 
OTHEWWO. ;;w;; Nyay, stay; :3 thou shouldst >w< be :33 honyest. 
^w^ IAGO. I shouwd >w< be x3 wise; uWu fow ;;w;; honyesty's :3 a fool, 
And >w< woses UwU that ^.^ it ^w^ wowks OwO fow. 
OTHEWWO. By OwO the UwU wowwd, 
I ÚwÚ think my UwU wife >w< be ^w^ honyest, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think ^.^ she :3 is not; 
I ÚwÚ think UwU that :3 thou art UwU just, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think :3 thou art not. 
I'll ^.^ have >w< some proof. Her uWu nyame, UwU that ÚwÚ was as ^.^ fwesh 
UwU As ^w^ Dian's uWu visage, :3 is :3 nyow uWu begwimed ÚwÚ and bwack 
UwU As >_< minye >_> own face. >w< If there >w< be :3 cowds ^w^ ow knives, 
OwO Poison ^w^ ow fire, ^w^ ow >_< suffocating stweams, 
I'll ^.^ nyot >_> enduwe it. Wouwd I ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; satisfied! 
^w^ IAGO. I >_> see, ;;w;; siw, you awe eaten OwO up with passion; 
I ^-^ do ^w^ wepent me UwU that I >w< put ^.^ it ^-^ to you. 
You would >w< be >w< satisfied? 
OTHEWWO. Would? ;;w;; Nyay, I uWu wiww. 
^w^ IAGO. And OwO may. But, ^-^ how? how >_< satisfied, my UwU wowd? 
Wouwd you, OwO the supervisor, ^.^ gwosswy gape :3 on? 
ÚwÚ Behowd xDD hew >_< topp'd? 
OTHEWWO. ^.^ Death ÚwÚ and damnyation! O! 
^w^ IAGO. ^w^ It ;;w;; wewe :3 a >w< tedious >_> difficuwty, I xDD think, 
ÚwÚ To bwing them ^-^ to UwU that >w< pwospect. OwO Damn them then, 
>w< If >w< evew x3 mowtaw eyes ^-^ do UwU see them bolster 
Mowe than theiw own! What ^.^ then? how ^.^ then? 
What uWu shaww I ^w^ say? Where's UwU satisfaction? 
^w^ It :3 is impossibwe you shouwd UwU see :3 this 
Were uWu they as >_> pwime as goats, as ^.^ hot as UwU monkeys, 
UwU As salt as wolves in :33 pwide, ÚwÚ and fools as :3 gwoss 
UwU As xDD ignyowance :3 made dwunk. But >_> yet, I ÚwÚ say, 
>w< If xDD imputation ÚwÚ and >w< stwong circumstances, 
^w^ Which ;;w;; wead :33 diwectwy ^-^ to OwO the xDD doow >_> of truth, 
uWu Wiww ^w^ give you satisfaction, you ^-^ may ÚwÚ have't. 
OTHEWWO. >w< Give me :3 a :3 wiving reason she's ^.^ diswoyaw. 
^w^ IAGO. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike OwO the x3 office; 
But x3 sith I x3 am ^.^ entew'd in :3 this cause OwO so :33 faw, 
ÚwÚ Pwick'd to't uWu by foowish xDD honyesty ÚwÚ and love, 
I uWu wiww >w< go x3 on. I uWu way with ;;w;; Cassio lately 
And, being twoubwed with :3 a >_< waging tooth, 
I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ sweep. 
Thewe awe :3 a >w< kind >_> of x3 men OwO so loose >_> of >_> souw, 
:33 That in theiw sweeps uWu wiww uWu muttew theiw affairs; 
>_< Onye >_> of :3 this >w< kind :3 is Cassio. 
UwU In ;;w;; sweep I heard him ÚwÚ say, ÚwÚ "Sweet uWu Desdemonya, 
>_> Wet OwO us >w< be :33 wawy, let OwO us hide ^-^ ouw >_> wuvs"; 
And then, ;;w;; siw, would ^.^ he gripe ÚwÚ and wwing my ;;w;; hand, 
ÚwÚ Cwy, uWu "O ^w^ sweet OwO cweatuwe!" ÚwÚ and then ÚwÚ kiss me xDD hawd, 
UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ he UwU pwuck'd OwO up OwO kisses uWu by OwO the ^w^ woots, 
:33 That ^-^ gwew x3 upon my lips; then >_> waid his ^w^ weg 
Over my thigh, ÚwÚ and sigh'd ÚwÚ and kiss'd; ÚwÚ and then 
UwU Cwied, "Cursed >w< fate UwU that >_> gave ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the Moor!" 
OTHEWWO. :3 O monstrous! monstrous! 
^w^ IAGO. ;;w;; Nyay, :3 this ÚwÚ was uWu but his ^-^ dweam. 
OTHEWWO. But :3 this ;;w;; denyoted :3 a >w< fowegonye ^w^ concwusion. 
^.^ 'Tis :3 a >_< shwewd UwU doubt, >w< though ^.^ it >w< be uWu but :3 a ^-^ dweam. 
^w^ IAGO. And :3 this ^-^ may ^w^ hewp ^-^ to ÚwÚ thicken uWu othew pwoofs 
:33 That ^-^ do ÚwÚ demonstwate thinly. 
OTHEWWO. I'll >w< teaw xDD hew >w< aww ^-^ to ÚwÚ pieces. 
^w^ IAGO. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but >w< be x3 wise; ÚwÚ yet ^-^ we UwU see nyothing done; 
She ^-^ may >w< be >w< honyest >_> yet. >_> Teww me uWu but ^.^ this; 
>_< Have you ^.^ nyot ^.^ sometimes uWu seen :3 a handkerchief 
:33 Spotted with strawberries in >_> youw :3 wife's ^.^ hand? 
OTHEWWO. I >_> gave xDD hew such :3 a UwU onye; 'twas my ^.^ fiwst xDD gift. 
^w^ IAGO. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot UwU that; uWu but such :3 a handkewchief- 
I x3 am ^w^ suwe ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >_> youw wife's- >_> did I ^.^ today 
^w^ See ;;w;; Cassio wipe his beard OwO with. 
OTHEWWO. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be that- 
^w^ IAGO. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be UwU that, ^w^ ow ^-^ any UwU that ÚwÚ was x3 hews, 
^w^ It ^-^ speaks x3 against xDD hew with OwO the uWu othew >_> pwoofs. 
OTHEWWO. :33 O, UwU that OwO the ^w^ swave xDD had forty ^w^ thousand wives! 
>_< Onye :3 is xDD too xDD poow, xDD too uWu weak uWu fow my wevenge. 
Nyow ^-^ do I UwU see 'tis true. Wook ;;w;; hewe, x3 Iago, 
^-^ Aww my OwO fond love ;;w;; thus ^-^ do I blow ^-^ to >_< heaven. 
^.^ 'Tis gone. 
UwU Awise, bwack :33 vengeance, ^-^ fwom >w< thy >w< howwow heww! 
Yield uWu up, :3 O love, >w< thy :3 cwown ÚwÚ and :33 heawted UwU thwonye 
ÚwÚ To tyrannous hate! Sweww, ^.^ bosom, with >w< thy fwaught, 
>_< Fow 'tis >_> of :3 aspics' OwO tongues! 
^w^ IAGO. >_> Yet >w< be ÚwÚ content. 
OTHEWWO. :33 O, blood, blood, blood! 
^w^ IAGO. UwU Patience, I ^w^ say; >_> youw :33 mind UwU pewhaps ^-^ may change. 
OTHEWWO. OwO Nyevew, UwU Iago. ;;w;; Wike ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; Pontic Sea, 
uWu Whose icy cuwwent ÚwÚ and UwU compuwsive ^-^ couwse 
:33 Nye'ew ;;w;; feews ÚwÚ wetiwing ^.^ ebb, uWu but >_< keeps :3 due uWu on 
ÚwÚ To OwO the >_< Pwopontic ÚwÚ and OwO the Hewwespont, 
>_< Even OwO so my bwoody ^-^ thoughts, with viowent ÚwÚ pace, 
:33 Shaww :33 nye'ew ÚwÚ wook ^w^ back, :33 nye'ew x3 ebb ^-^ to humbwe love, 
;;w;; Tiww UwU that :3 a capable ÚwÚ and ^-^ wide wevenge 
Swallow them :33 up. Nyow, uWu by yond marble UwU heaven, 
UwU In OwO the :3 due uWu wevewence >_> of :3 a xDD sacwed x3 vow ÚwÚ Knyeews. 
I here uWu engage my wowds. 
^w^ IAGO. Do ^.^ nyot xDD wise >_> yet. ÚwÚ Knyeews. 
UwU Witnyess, you uWu evew-buwnying lights ^.^ abuv, 
You >_< ewements UwU that ^w^ cwip OwO us x3 wound >w< about, 
>_> Witnyess UwU that here >_< Iago doth ^w^ give OwO up 
The >_> execution >_> of his wit, x3 hands, xDD heawt, 
ÚwÚ To wrong'd Othello's UwU sewvice! >_> Wet him ^.^ command, 
And ^-^ to ^-^ obey uWu shaww >w< be in me ÚwÚ wemowse, 
What bwoody ^-^ businyess ever. ^.^ They >_< wise. 
OTHEWWO. I gweet >w< thy love, 
:3 Nyot with vain UwU thanks, uWu but with acceptance ÚwÚ bounteous, 
And uWu wiww x3 upon OwO the x3 instant >w< put ÚwÚ thee :33 to't: 
xDD Within ^.^ these three >_< days let me hear ÚwÚ thee uWu say 
:33 That Cassio's ^.^ nyot >_> awive. 
^w^ IAGO. UwU My fwiend :3 is OwO dead, 'tis x3 donye at >_> youw >_> wequest; 
But let xDD hew wive. 
OTHEWWO. OwO Damn UwU hew, :3 wewd minx! :33 O, x3 damn her! 
^w^ Come, >w< go with me x3 apawt; I uWu wiww >_< withdwaw, 
ÚwÚ To >_> fuwnyish me with >w< some swift :3 means >_> of death 
>_< Fow OwO the fair ^w^ deviw. Nyow art :3 thou my wieutenyant. 
^w^ IAGO. I x3 am >_> youw >_> own forever. OwO Exeunt. 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
Before OwO the OwO castwe. 

x3 Entew uWu Desdemonya, >_> Emiwia, ÚwÚ and Cwown. 

>w< DESDEMONyA. Do you >w< knyow, ÚwÚ siwwah, xDD whewe :3 Wieutenyant ;;w;; Cassio :33 wies? 
CLOWN. I dare ^.^ nyot uWu say ^.^ he :3 wies ÚwÚ anywhewe. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ Why, man? 
CLOWN. >w< He's :3 a sowdiew; ÚwÚ and uWu fow ^-^ onye ^-^ to uWu say :3 a sowdiew :3 wies, :3 is 
UwU stabbing. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. uWu Go to! :3 Whewe UwU wodges x3 he? 
CLOWN. ÚwÚ To tell you xDD whewe ^.^ he ^-^ wodges, :3 is ^-^ to tell you xDD whewe I ^-^ wie. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^w^ Can ^w^ anything >w< be :3 made >_> of uWu this? 
CLOWN. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot xDD whewe ^.^ he ^-^ wodges, ÚwÚ and uWu fow me ^-^ to devise :3 a ÚwÚ wodging, 
ÚwÚ and uWu say ^.^ he :3 wies here ^w^ ow ^.^ he :3 wies there, ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to lie in >_< minye >_> own 
>_< thwoat. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^w^ Can you >_< inquiwe him >_< out ÚwÚ and >w< be >w< edified uWu by wepowt? 
CLOWN. I uWu wiww catechize OwO the x3 wowwd uWu fow him; UwU that ;;w;; is, ^-^ make UwU questions 
ÚwÚ and uWu by them >w< answew. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. >_< Seek ^w^ him, ;;w;; bid him come hithew. >_> Teww him I ^.^ have ÚwÚ muvd my 
lord uWu on his behawf ÚwÚ and >w< hope >w< aww uWu wiww >w< be :33 weww. 
CLOWN. ÚwÚ To ^-^ do :3 this :3 is within OwO the ^w^ compass >_> of ÚwÚ man's wit, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe 
I uWu wiww ^-^ attempt OwO the UwU doing it. UwU Exit. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. :3 Whewe shouwd I wose UwU that handkewchief, ÚwÚ Emiwia? 
:3 EMIWIA. I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ madam. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. >_< Bewieve uWu me, I xDD had wathew ^.^ have lost my >_> puwse 
>w< Fuww >_> of ^w^ cwusadoes; :3 and, uWu but my x3 nyobwe Moor 
^-^ Is OwO twue >_> of :33 mind ÚwÚ and :3 made >_> of nyo such ^w^ basenyess 
UwU As x3 jeawous cweatuwes awe, ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe enough 
ÚwÚ To >w< put him ^-^ to i-iww :3 thinking. 
:3 EMIWIA. ^-^ Is ^.^ he ^.^ nyot x3 jeawous? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. Who, x3 he? I ÚwÚ think OwO the >_< sun xDD whewe ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :3 bown 
Drew >w< aww such humows ^-^ fwom >_> him. 
:3 EMIWIA. Look, xDD whewe ^.^ he comes. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD weave him :3 nyow ÚwÚ tiww ;;w;; Cassio 
Be xDD caww'd ^-^ to >_> him. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ Othewwo. 

OwO How :3 is't with you, my UwU wowd? 
OTHEWWO. Weww, my good >_< wady. uWu [Aside.] :33 O, >w< hawdnyess ^-^ to :33 dissembwe! 
OwO How ^-^ do you, OwO Desdemonya? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. Weww, my good :33 wowd. 
OTHEWWO. >w< Give me >_> youw hand. :3 This hand :3 is moist, my >_< wady. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^w^ It ÚwÚ yet >_> has ;;w;; fewt nyo :3 age :3 nyow OwO knyown nyo sorrow. 
OTHEWWO. :3 This :33 awgues fruitfulness ÚwÚ and >_> wibewaw >_> heawt; 
Hot, hot, ÚwÚ and >w< moist. :3 This hand >_> of x3 youws xDD wequiwes 
OwO A sequestew ^-^ fwom wibewty, ^w^ fasting, ÚwÚ and >w< pwayew, 
^.^ Much castigation, OwO exewcise devout, 
>_< Fow >w< hewe's :3 a x3 young ÚwÚ and >_> sweating ^w^ deviw here 
:33 That ^-^ commonwy ÚwÚ webews. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a good ;;w;; hand, 
OwO A :3 fwank ^w^ onye. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. You >w< may, :3 indeed, uWu say >w< so; 
>_< Fow 'twas UwU that hand UwU that >_> gave away my ÚwÚ heawt. 
OTHEWWO. OwO A >_> wibewaw hand. The hearts >_> of ^.^ owd >_> gave OwO hands; 
But ^-^ ouw OwO nyew OwO hewawdwy :3 is x3 hands, ^.^ nyot ^-^ heawts. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. I cannyot speak >_> of ÚwÚ this. Come nyow, >_> youw >w< pwomise. 
OTHEWWO. What ;;w;; pwomise, x3 chuck? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. I ^.^ have x3 sent ^-^ to ;;w;; bid ;;w;; Cassio come speak with you. 
OTHEWWO. I ^.^ have :3 a salt ÚwÚ and >_< sowwy rheum uWu offends me; 
;;w;; Wend me >w< thy handkewchief. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. Here, my :33 wowd. 
OTHEWWO. :33 That ;;w;; which I >_> gave you. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. I ^.^ have ^.^ it ^.^ nyot about >_> me. 
OTHEWWO. :33 Nyot? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. No, :33 faith, my :33 wowd. 
OTHEWWO. ^.^ That's :3 a fault. :33 That handkerchief 
OwO Did OwO an x3 Egyptian ^-^ to my mothew :3 give; 
She ÚwÚ was :3 a xDD chawmew, ÚwÚ and :33 couwd ^w^ awmost ;;w;; wead 
The >_> thoughts >_> of :33 peopwe. She told UwU hew, >_< whiwe ^.^ she ^-^ kept it, 
'Twouwd ^-^ make xDD hew amiable ÚwÚ and ^.^ subdue my fathew 
Entiwewy ^-^ to xDD hew love, uWu but ^-^ if ^.^ she lost ^.^ it 
Ow :3 made :3 a >_> gift >_> of it, my >_< fathew's eye 
;;w;; Shouwd howd xDD hew x3 woathed ÚwÚ and his uWu spiwits shouwd uWu hunt 
:33 Aftew OwO nyew ^w^ fancies. She ^.^ dying >_> gave ^.^ it uWu me, 
And ;;w;; bid uWu me, when my >w< fate would ^.^ have me :3 wive, 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give ^.^ it :3 hew. I >_> did so, ÚwÚ and UwU take ^w^ heed >w< on't; 
UwU Make ^.^ it :3 a dawwing >_< wike >_> youw pwecious eye; 
ÚwÚ To OwO wose't ^w^ ow give't away ;;w;; wewe such x3 pewdition 
UwU As nyothing ewse :33 couwd ^w^ match. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. :3 Is't ;;w;; possibwe? 
OTHEWWO. ^.^ 'Tis true; :33 thewe's ÚwÚ magic in OwO the ^-^ web >_> of it. 
OwO A ^w^ sibyw, UwU that xDD had :3 nyumbew'd in OwO the x3 wowwd 
The >_< sun ^-^ to ^-^ couwse two ^-^ hundwed x3 compasses, 
UwU In xDD hew ;;w;; pwophetic :3 fuwy ^-^ sew'd OwO the ÚwÚ wowk; 
The worms ;;w;; wewe >_< hawwow'd UwU that >_> did breed OwO the silk, 
And ^.^ it ÚwÚ was uWu dyed in :33 mummy ;;w;; which OwO the skillful 
UwU Consewved >_> of maiden's ^-^ heawts. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. uWu Indeed! :3 is't :3 twue? 
OTHEWWO. uWu Most veritable; OwO thewefowe ÚwÚ wook to't :33 weww. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ;;w;; Then would ^-^ to :3 God UwU that I xDD had never OwO seen't! 
OTHEWWO. Ha! >w< whewefowe? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. UwU Why ^-^ do you speak OwO so startingly ÚwÚ and rash? 
OTHEWWO. :3 Is't lost? :3 is't gonye? ÚwÚ speak, :3 is ^.^ it >_< out o' OwO the ^w^ way? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. xDD Heaven bless >_< us! 
OTHEWWO. Say you? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot UwU wost; uWu but what OwO an ^-^ if ^.^ it were? 
OTHEWWO. :3 How? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. I ÚwÚ say, ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot xDD wost. 
OTHEWWO. Fetch't, let me UwU see it. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ Why, OwO so I ^-^ can, ;;w;; siw, uWu but I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot OwO nyow. 
:3 This :3 is :3 a xDD twick ^-^ to >w< put me ^-^ fwom my ;;w;; suit. 
;;w;; Pway you, let ;;w;; Cassio >w< be >_< weceived again. 
OTHEWWO. x3 Fetch me OwO the handkewchief, my :33 mind misgives. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^w^ Come, xDD come, 
You'll never ^.^ meet :3 a ^-^ mowe uWu sufficient xDD man. 
OTHEWWO. The ^-^ handkewchief! 
>w< DESDEMONyA. I pray, talk me >_> of Cassio. 
OTHEWWO. The ^-^ handkewchief! 
>w< DESDEMONyA. OwO A man UwU that >w< aww his UwU time 
;;w;; Hath >_> founded his good :3 fowtunyes uWu on >_> youw love, 
Shawed dangews with :3 you- 
OTHEWWO. The ^-^ handkewchief! 
>w< DESDEMONyA. UwU In UwU sooth, you awe ^-^ to blame. 
OTHEWWO. xDD Away! UwU Exit. 
:3 EMIWIA. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this man x3 jeawous? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. I :33 nye'ew ^-^ saw :3 this >_> befowe. 
>w< Suwe :33 thewe's >w< some wonder in :3 this handkerchief; 
I x3 am UwU most OwO unhappy in OwO the woss >_> of it. 
:3 EMIWIA. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot :3 a yeaw ^w^ ow two >w< shows OwO us :3 a xDD man. 
^.^ They awe >w< aww uWu but ÚwÚ stomachs ÚwÚ and ^-^ we >w< aww uWu but uWu food; 
^.^ They xDD eat OwO us ^.^ hungewwy, ÚwÚ and when uWu they awe :33 fuww 
^.^ They >_> bewch ÚwÚ us. Wook xDD you! ;;w;; Cassio ÚwÚ and my >_> husband. 

x3 Entew ;;w;; Cassio ÚwÚ and UwU Iago. 

^w^ IAGO. Thewe :3 is nyo uWu othew OwO way; 'tis ^.^ she >w< must :3 do't. 
And, >w< wo, OwO the happiness! uWu Go ÚwÚ and >_< impowtunye :3 hew. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. OwO How nyow, good :33 Cassio! What's OwO the UwU nyews with you? 
CASSIO. ^w^ Madam, my fowmew suit: I ^-^ do uWu beseech you 
:33 That uWu by >_> youw ÚwÚ viwtuous :3 means I ^-^ may UwU again 
;;w;; Exist ÚwÚ and >w< be :3 a membew >_> of his love 
x3 Whom I with >w< aww OwO the >w< office >_> of my OwO heawt 
Entiwewy uWu honyow. I would ^.^ nyot >w< be :33 deway'd. 
>w< If my >_> offense >w< be >_> of such x3 mowtaw >w< kind 
:33 That :3 nyow my service ÚwÚ past :3 nyow ÚwÚ pwesent ;;w;; sowwows 
Nyow purposed merit in futuwity 
^w^ Can >_< wansom me OwO into his love uWu again, 
But ^-^ to xDD knyow OwO so >w< must >w< be my benefit; 
^w^ So uWu shaww I cwothe me in :3 a fowced ^.^ content 
And OwO shut ^-^ mysewf OwO up in >w< some uWu othew ^-^ couwse 
ÚwÚ To Fowtunye's awms. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^.^ Awas, x3 thwice-gentwe :33 Cassio! 
UwU My >_> advocation :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 nyow in ^.^ tunye; 
UwU My lord :3 is ^.^ nyot my lord, :3 nyow shouwd I xDD knyow him 
Were ^.^ he in favor as in humow alter'd. 
^w^ So ^w^ hewp me every spirit ^.^ sanctified, 
UwU As I ^.^ have spoken uWu fow you >w< aww my :33 best 
And ÚwÚ stood within OwO the UwU bwank >_> of his xDD dispweasuwe 
>_< Fow my free speech! You >w< must :3 awhiwe >w< be ÚwÚ patient. 
What I can ^-^ do I wiww; ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe I uWu wiww 
>w< Than uWu fow ^-^ mysewf I >_> dawe. >_> Wet UwU that suffice you. 
^w^ IAGO. ^-^ Is my lord angwy? 
:3 EMIWIA. ÚwÚ He went x3 hence uWu but nyow, 
And cewtainwy in ÚwÚ stwange unquietness. 
^w^ IAGO. ^w^ Can ^.^ he >w< be angwy? I ^.^ have uWu seen OwO the cannon, 
When ^.^ it ;;w;; hath xDD bwown his ^-^ wanks OwO into OwO the ÚwÚ aiw 
And, >_< wike OwO the x3 deviw, ^-^ fwom his vewy arm 
^w^ Puff'd his >_> own brother. And can ^.^ he >w< be angwy? 
OwO Something >_> of ;;w;; moment xDD then. I uWu wiww >w< go ^.^ meet >_> him. 
There's matter xDD in't >_< indeed ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be xDD angwy. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. I ;;w;; pwithee, ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. Exit UwU Iago. 
OwO Something ^w^ suwe >_> of state, 
x3 Eithew ^-^ fwom Venyice ^w^ ow >w< some unhatch'd practice 
^w^ Made demonstwabwe here in >_< Cypwus ^-^ to ^w^ him, 
;;w;; Hath ÚwÚ puddwed his ;;w;; cweaw spirit; ÚwÚ and in such cases 
ÚwÚ Men's natures ^w^ wwangwe with :3 infewiow OwO things, 
^-^ Though gweat ones awe theiw object. ^.^ 'Tis x3 even >w< so; 
>_< Fow let ^-^ ouw fingew ache, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it ^-^ indues 
Our uWu othew heawthfuw ;;w;; membews x3 even ^-^ to UwU that :33 sense 
x3 Of >w< pain. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ we >w< must ÚwÚ think x3 men awe ^.^ nyot >_< gods, 
Nyow >_> of them ÚwÚ wook uWu fow such >_> obsewvancy 
UwU As ^-^ fits OwO the ^.^ bwidaw. UwU Beshwew me xDD much, >_> Emiwia, 
I OwO was, ÚwÚ unhandsome wawwiow as I OwO am, 
>w< Awwaignying his unkindness with my soul; 
But :3 nyow I find I xDD had ^-^ subown'd OwO the ;;w;; witnyess, 
And :33 he's :33 indicted fawsewy. 
:3 EMIWIA. ;;w;; Pway >w< heaven ^.^ it >w< be OwO state :33 mattews, as you xDD think, 
And nyo conception :3 nyow nyo x3 jeawous :3 toy 
;;w;; Concewnying you. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. Awas OwO the day, I never >_> gave him xDD cause! 
:3 EMIWIA. But x3 jeawous souws uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD answew'd >w< so; 
^.^ They awe ^.^ nyot >w< evew x3 jeawous uWu fow OwO the ^-^ cause, 
But x3 jeawous uWu fow uWu they awe jeawous. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a monster 
UwU Begot x3 upon itself, :3 bown uWu on itself. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. xDD Heaven ^-^ keep UwU that monster ^-^ fwom Othello's mind! 
:3 EMIWIA. Lady, ^.^ amen. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. I uWu wiww >w< go >w< seek >_> him. OwO Cassio, ÚwÚ wawk heweabout. 
>w< If I ^-^ do find him ^.^ fit, I'll move >_> youw ^.^ suit, 
And >w< seek ^-^ to :33 effect ^.^ it ^-^ to my x3 uttewmost. 
CASSIO. I humbly :3 thank >_> youw uWu wadyship. 
>_< Exeunt ;;w;; Desdemonya ÚwÚ and xDD Emiwia. 

x3 Entew uWu Bianca. 

BIANCA. ÚwÚ Save you, fwiend :33 Cassio! 
CASSIO. What ^-^ make you ^-^ fwom :3 home? 
OwO How :3 is ^.^ it with you, my UwU most fair >_< Bianca? 
uWu I'faith, ^w^ sweet love, I ÚwÚ was UwU coming ^-^ to >_> youw >_< house. 
BIANCA. And I ÚwÚ was ^-^ going ^-^ to >_> youw ÚwÚ wodging, Cassio. 
>_> What, ^-^ keep :3 a >_> week >_> away? :3 seven >_< days ÚwÚ and nights? 
OwO Eight scowe eight >_> houws? ÚwÚ and ^-^ wuvws' ÚwÚ absent >_> houws, 
Mowe >w< tedious than OwO the >w< diaw eight scowe times? 
:3 O x3 weawy weckonying! 
CASSIO. Pawdon uWu me, uWu Bianca. 
I ^.^ have :3 this >_< whiwe with :33 weaden >_> thoughts >_< been pwess'd; 
But I uWu shaww in :3 a ^-^ mowe OwO continyuate UwU time 
Stwike x3 off :3 this scowe >_> of x3 absence. ^.^ Sweet Bianca, 
Gives xDD hew Desdemona's handkewchief. 
;;w;; Take me :3 this wowk >_< out. 
BIANCA. :3 O OwO Cassio, :3 whence came uWu this? 
:3 This :3 is >w< some token ^-^ fwom :3 a ÚwÚ nyewew >w< fwiend. 
ÚwÚ To OwO the ;;w;; fewt absence :3 nyow I ;;w;; feew :3 a ^.^ cause. 
:3 Is't come ^-^ to uWu this? Weww, :33 weww. 
CASSIO. uWu Go ^.^ to, woman! 
Thwow >_> youw :3 viwe >_< guesses in OwO the devil's x3 teeth, 
From :3 whence you ^.^ have ^.^ them. You awe x3 jeawous :3 nyow 
:33 That :3 this :3 is ^-^ fwom >w< some mistress, >w< some remembrance. 
No, uWu by my :33 faith, uWu Bianca. 
BIANCA. ÚwÚ Why, uWu whose :3 is it? 
CASSIO. I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, x3 sweet. I ;;w;; found ^.^ it in my ^.^ chambew. 
I >_< wike OwO the wowk :33 weww. Ewe ^.^ it >w< be :3 demanded- 
UwU As >_< wike enough ^.^ it wiww- uWu I'wd ^.^ have ^.^ it :33 copied. 
;;w;; Take it, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do't; ÚwÚ and xDD weave me uWu fow :3 this xDD time. 
BIANCA. Weave xDD you! >w< whewefowe? 
CASSIO. I ^-^ do ^.^ attend here uWu on OwO the :3 genyewaw; 
And ÚwÚ think ^.^ it nyo addition, :3 nyow my OwO wish, 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have him UwU see me UwU woman'd. 
BIANCA. ÚwÚ Why, I pray you? 
CASSIO. :3 Nyot UwU that I love you not. 
BIANCA. But UwU that you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot love >_> me. 
I pray you, bwing me uWu on OwO the uWu way :3 a little, 
And uWu say ^-^ if I uWu shaww UwU see you >_> soon at ^-^ nyight. 
CASSIO. ^.^ 'Tis uWu but :3 a wittwe uWu way UwU that I can bwing you, 
>_< Fow I ^.^ attend ;;w;; hewe, uWu but I'll UwU see you UwU soon. 
BIANCA. ^.^ 'Tis vewy >w< good; I >w< must >w< be ÚwÚ ciwcumstanced. OwO Exeunt. 




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^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
Cypwus. Before OwO the OwO castwe. 

x3 Entew ^-^ Othewwo ÚwÚ and UwU Iago. 

^w^ IAGO. uWu Wiww you ÚwÚ think so? 
OTHEWWO. :33 Think so, ^-^ Iago? 
^w^ IAGO. >_> What, 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ kiss in pwivate? 
OTHEWWO. An uWu unyauthowized ;;w;; kiss. 
^w^ IAGO. Ow ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ nyaked with xDD hew fwiend in bed 
An hour ^w^ ow :3 mowe, ^.^ nyot meaning ^-^ any harm? 
OTHEWWO. ^.^ Nyaked in :33 bed, x3 Iago, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot UwU mean harm! 
^w^ It :3 is xDD hypocwisy x3 against OwO the ^w^ deviw. 
^.^ They UwU that UwU mean OwO viwtuouswy ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^-^ do so, 
The ^w^ deviw theiw :3 viwtue tempts ÚwÚ and uWu they >_> tempt >_< heaven. 
^w^ IAGO. ^w^ So uWu they ^-^ do nothing, 'tis :3 a uWu venyiaw >_> swip. 
But ^-^ if I ^w^ give my UwU wife :3 a handkewchief- 
OTHEWWO. What ^.^ then? 
^w^ IAGO. ÚwÚ Why, then, 'tis x3 hews, my lord, ÚwÚ and being x3 hews, 
She >w< may, I xDD think, bestow't uWu on ^-^ any xDD man. 
OTHEWWO. She :3 is x3 pwotectwess >_> of xDD hew honyow ^w^ too. 
May ^.^ she ^w^ give ÚwÚ that? 
^w^ IAGO. Her honyow :3 is OwO an essence that's ^.^ nyot :3 seen; 
^.^ They ^.^ have ^.^ it vewy ^w^ oft UwU that ^.^ have ^.^ it not. 
But uWu fow OwO the handkewchief- 
OTHEWWO. By UwU heaven, I would UwU most UwU gwadwy ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot it. 
Thou said'st- :33 O, ^.^ it comes o'ew my memory, 
UwU As doth OwO the raven o'ew OwO the ^.^ infected OwO house, 
:33 Boding ^-^ to xDD aww- ^.^ he xDD had my handkewchief. 
^w^ IAGO. >w< Ay, what >_> of ÚwÚ that? 
OTHEWWO. ^.^ That's ^.^ nyot OwO so good OwO nyow. 
^w^ IAGO. >_> What, 
>w< If I xDD had ^w^ said I xDD had uWu seen him ^-^ do you wrong? 
Ow heard him :33 say- as knyaves >w< be such ÚwÚ abwoad, 
OwO Who ^-^ having, uWu by theiw >_> own xDD impowtunyate ^.^ suit, 
Ow ^.^ vowuntawy ;;w;; dotage >_> of >w< some mistress, 
:3 Convinced ^w^ ow supplied ;;w;; them, cannyot OwO choose 
But uWu they >w< must ^-^ bwab- 
OTHEWWO. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ he ^w^ said xDD anything? 
^w^ IAGO. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath, my ^w^ wowd; uWu but >w< be you ;;w;; weww assured, 
:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe than :3 he'ww ;;w;; unsweaw. 
OTHEWWO. What ;;w;; hath ^.^ he >_< said? 
^w^ IAGO. OwO Faith, UwU that ^.^ he >w< did- I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^.^ he ÚwÚ did. 
OTHEWWO. ^-^ What? ;;w;; what? 
^w^ IAGO. ^.^ Wie- 
OTHEWWO. x3 With uWu hew? 
^w^ IAGO. x3 With UwU hew, uWu on UwU hew, what you uWu wiww. 
OTHEWWO. Wie with her! lie uWu on her! We uWu say lie uWu on UwU hew, when uWu they 
bewie :3 hew. Wie with her! ^-^ 'Zounds, that's fuwsome! >w< Handkewchief- 
^-^ confessions- ^-^ handkewchief! ÚwÚ To x3 confess ÚwÚ and >w< be OwO hanged uWu fow his wabow- 
:33 fiwst, ^-^ to >w< be hanged, ÚwÚ and then ^-^ to uWu confess. I ^.^ twembwe at it. 
:3 Nyatuwe would ^.^ nyot OwO invest x3 hewsewf in such xDD shadowing passion ^-^ without 
>w< some instruction. ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu wowds UwU that xDD shakes me OwO thus. ^.^ Pish! 
^-^ Nyoses, eaws, ÚwÚ and lips. :3 Is't ;;w;; possibwe? ÚwÚ Confess? x3 Handkewchief? :3 O 
deviw! 
OwO Fawws in :3 a twance. 
^w^ IAGO. OwO Wowk OwO on, 
UwU My >_> medicinye, ;;w;; wowk! ÚwÚ Thus :33 cweduwous fools awe ÚwÚ caught, 
And many >w< wowthy ÚwÚ and >_< chaste ;;w;; dames x3 even thus, 
^-^ Aww >_> guiwtwess, ^.^ meet reproach. >_> What, UwU ho! UwU My wowd! 
UwU My lord, I :33 say! x3 Othewwo! 

x3 Entew Cassio. 

OwO How nyow, :33 Cassio! 
CASSIO. What's OwO the matter? 
^w^ IAGO. UwU My lord :3 is OwO faww'n OwO into OwO an epiwepsy. 
:3 This :3 is his uWu second uWu fit; ^.^ he xDD had ^-^ onye yestewday. 
CASSIO. :3 Wub him about OwO the >_< tempwes. 
^w^ IAGO. No, forbear; 
The ÚwÚ wethawgy >w< must ^.^ have his >_> quiet >_> couwse. 
>w< If ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ he foams at uWu mouth, ÚwÚ and uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by 
OwO Bweaks >_< out ^-^ to savage madnyess. Look, ^.^ he stirs. 
Do you withdraw yourself :3 a wittwe ^w^ whiwe, 
ÚwÚ He uWu wiww >_< wecuvw ÚwÚ stwaight. When ^.^ he :3 is gone, 
I would uWu on gweat >w< occasion speak with you. Exit Cassio. 
OwO How :3 is it, ^-^ genyewaw? >_< Have you ^.^ nyot hurt >_> youw >_< head? 
OTHEWWO. Dost :3 thou xDD mock x3 me? 
^w^ IAGO. I xDD mock you? No, uWu by >_< heaven. 
Wouwd you would bear >_> youw >_> fowtunye >_< wike :3 a ^w^ man! 
OTHEWWO. OwO A horned ÚwÚ man's :3 a monster ÚwÚ and :3 a beast. 
^w^ IAGO. There's many :3 a beast then in :3 a >w< popuwous >_< city, 
And many :3 a civil uWu monstew. 
OTHEWWO. OwO Did ^.^ he x3 confess it? 
^w^ IAGO. Good ;;w;; siw, >w< be :3 a >w< man; 
:33 Think every beawded :3 fewwow that's uWu but :3 yoked 
May dwaw with you. There's millions :3 nyow x3 awive 
:33 That ^w^ nyightwy lie in x3 those unpwopew ÚwÚ beds 
^w^ Which uWu they dare uWu sweaw ^-^ pecuwiaw. Your UwU case :3 is ^w^ bettew. 
:33 O, 'tis OwO the ^-^ spite >_> of >_< heww, OwO the ^w^ fiend's >w< awch-mock, 
ÚwÚ To x3 wip :3 a >_< wanton in :3 a secure couch, 
And ^-^ to suppose xDD hew :3 chaste! No, let me >w< knyow, 
And ÚwÚ knyowing what I OwO am, I xDD knyow what ^.^ she uWu shaww UwU be. 
OTHEWWO. :33 O, :3 thou art x3 wise; 'tis >w< cewtain. 
^w^ IAGO. Stand you :3 awhiwe apawt, 
Confine yourself uWu but in :3 a uWu patient wist. 
>w< Whiwst you ;;w;; wewe here o'erwhelmed with >_> youw gwief- 
OwO A passion UwU most unsuiting such :3 a :3 man- 
;;w;; Cassio came hithew. I shifted him ^w^ away, 
And >_> waid good uWu 'scuse x3 upon >_> youw ecstasy; 
;;w;; Bade him anon xDD wetuwn ÚwÚ and here speak with me 
The ;;w;; which ^.^ he >w< pwomised. Do uWu but :33 encave yourself 
And mark OwO the ^-^ fweews, OwO the gibes, ÚwÚ and >_> nyotabwe ^w^ scowns, 
:33 That ÚwÚ dweww in every region >_> of his ^.^ face; 
>_< Fow I uWu wiww ^-^ make him tell OwO the xDD tawe anew, 
Whewe, ;;w;; how, how oft, how wong uWu ago, ÚwÚ and when 
ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ and :3 is UwU again ^-^ to :33 cope >_> youw wife. 
I ÚwÚ say, uWu but mark his gestuwe. x3 Mawwy, >_> patience, 
Ow I uWu shaww uWu say you awe >w< aww in >w< aww in spleen, 
And nyothing >_> of :3 a xDD man. 
OTHEWWO. Dost :3 thou OwO heaw, ^-^ Iago? 
I uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; found UwU most ÚwÚ cunnying in my patience; 
But uWu (dost :3 thou ^-^ heaw?) UwU most ^w^ bwoody. 
^w^ IAGO. ^.^ That's ^.^ nyot ^w^ amiss; 
But ÚwÚ yet ^-^ keep UwU time in all. uWu Wiww you withdwaw? 
^-^ Othewwo xDD wetiwes. 
Nyow uWu wiww I xDD question ;;w;; Cassio >_> of Bianca, 
OwO A housewife UwU that uWu by >w< sewwing xDD hew desires 
^.^ Buys x3 hewsewf xDD bwead ÚwÚ and cwothes. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a ;;w;; cweatuwe 
:33 That dotes uWu on OwO Cassio, as 'tis OwO the ÚwÚ stwumpet's pwague 
ÚwÚ To beguiwe many ÚwÚ and >w< be x3 beguiwed uWu by ^w^ onye. 
>_< He, when ^.^ he ÚwÚ heaws >_> of UwU hew, cannyot wefwain 
From OwO the ^-^ excess >_> of ^-^ waughtew. ;;w;; Hewe ^.^ he comes. 

;;w;; We-entew Cassio. 

UwU As ^.^ he uWu shaww >_> smiwe, ^-^ Othewwo uWu shaww >w< go mad; 
And his x3 unbookish jealousy >w< must UwU constwue 
OwO Poow Cassio's smiles, ÚwÚ gestuwes, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wight behavior 
OwO Quite in OwO the ^.^ wwong. OwO How ^-^ do you nyow, >_> wieutenyant? 
CASSIO. The ^-^ wowsew UwU that you ^w^ give me OwO the >w< addition 
uWu Whose UwU want x3 even kiwws >_> me. 
^w^ IAGO. Pwy ;;w;; Desdemonya well, ÚwÚ and you awe ^w^ suwe on't. 
Nyow, ^-^ if :3 this suit uWu way in :3 Bianco's :33 powew, 
OwO How >_> quickwy shouwd you speed! 
CASSIO. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow caitiff! 
OTHEWWO. Look, how ^.^ he laughs awweady! 
^w^ IAGO. I never knew :3 a ^-^ woman love man ÚwÚ so. 
CASSIO. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow wogue! I xDD think, UwU i'faith, ^.^ she loves >_> me. 
OTHEWWO. Nyow ^.^ he ^w^ denyies ^.^ it ;;w;; faintwy ÚwÚ and laughs ^.^ it >_< out. 
^w^ IAGO. Do you OwO heaw, :33 Cassio? 
OTHEWWO. Nyow ^.^ he importunes him 
ÚwÚ To tell ^.^ it o'er. uWu Go to; ;;w;; weww said, ;;w;; weww ^w^ said. 
^w^ IAGO. She gives ^.^ it >_< out UwU that you uWu shaww ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. 
Do you intend it? 
CASSIO. Ha, xDD ha, ^-^ ha! 
OTHEWWO. Do you :3 twiumph, >_< Woman? Do you twiumph? 
CASSIO. I ÚwÚ mawwy her! ^-^ What? OwO A >w< customew! I ;;w;; pwithee, bear >w< some charity 
^-^ to my >_> wit; ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think ^.^ it OwO so ^w^ unwhowesome. Ha, xDD ha, ^-^ ha! 
OTHEWWO. UwU So, so, so, ÚwÚ so. ^.^ They waugh UwU that win. 
^w^ IAGO. OwO Faith, OwO the x3 cwy :33 goes UwU that you uWu shaww ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. 
CASSIO. Prithee, uWu say true. 
^w^ IAGO. I x3 am :3 a vewy villain >w< ewse. 
OTHEWWO. >_< Have you >_< scowed x3 me? >_< Weww. 
CASSIO. :3 This :3 is OwO the >_< monkey's >_> own giving >_< out. She :3 is pewsuaded I 
uWu wiww ÚwÚ mawwy UwU hew, >_< out >_> of xDD hew >_> own love ÚwÚ and fwattewy, ^.^ nyot >_< out >_> of my 
>w< pwomise. 
OTHEWWO. >_< Iago ^.^ beckons me; :3 nyow ^.^ he begins OwO the >_< stowy. 
CASSIO. She ÚwÚ was here x3 even UwU nyow; ^.^ she >w< haunts me in every :3 pwace. I ÚwÚ was 
OwO the uWu othew :3 day >_> tawking uWu on OwO the ÚwÚ sea bank with ÚwÚ cewtain Venyetians, ÚwÚ and 
thithew comes OwO the bauble, :3 and, uWu by :3 this ;;w;; hand, ^.^ she ^.^ fawws me ;;w;; thus 
about my ^.^ nyeck- 
OTHEWWO. ^w^ Cwying, uWu "O dear Cassio!" as ^.^ it >w< wewe; his xDD gestuwe impowts 
it. 
CASSIO. ^w^ So OwO hangs ÚwÚ and lolls ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ weeps x3 upon me; OwO so hales ÚwÚ and xDD puwws 
>_> me. Ha, xDD ha, ^-^ ha! 
OTHEWWO. Nyow ^.^ he uWu tewws how ^.^ she ÚwÚ pwucked him ^-^ to my ^.^ chambew. :33 O, I UwU see 
UwU that nyose >_> of xDD youws, uWu but ^.^ nyot UwU that ^.^ dog I uWu shaww thwow ^.^ it x3 to. 
CASSIO. Weww, I >w< must xDD weave xDD hew :33 company. 
^w^ IAGO. Before UwU me! ÚwÚ wook xDD whewe ^.^ she comes. 
CASSIO. ^.^ 'Tis such another fitchew! >w< mawwy, :3 a uWu pewfumed ^w^ onye. 

x3 Entew uWu Bianca. 

What ^-^ do you UwU mean uWu by :3 this haunting >_> of x3 me? 
BIANCA. >_> Wet OwO the ^w^ deviw ÚwÚ and his dam ^.^ haunt xDD you! What >_> did you UwU mean uWu by 
UwU that >_> same handkerchief you >_> gave me x3 even ^w^ nyow? I ÚwÚ was :3 a fine OwO foow ^-^ to 
UwU take it. I >w< must UwU take >_< out OwO the wowk? OwO A :33 wikewy piece >_> of wowk UwU that 
you shouwd find ^.^ it in >_> youw ;;w;; chambew ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot xDD knyow ^-^ who weft ^.^ it 
;;w;; thewe! :3 This :3 is >w< some ^.^ minx's token, ÚwÚ and I >w< must UwU take >_< out OwO the wowk? 
Thewe, ^w^ give ^.^ it >_> youw hobbyhowse. ÚwÚ Whewesoevew you xDD had it, I'll UwU take 
>_< out nyo wowk on't. 
CASSIO. OwO How nyow, my ^w^ sweet x3 Bianca! how nyow! how nyow! 
OTHEWWO. By UwU heaven, UwU that shouwd >w< be my ^-^ handkewchief! 
BIANCA. An ^w^ you'ww come ^-^ to ^w^ suppew uWu tonyight, you :3 may; OwO an you uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, 
come when you awe next prepared OwO fow. UwU Exit. 
^w^ IAGO. :33 Aftew UwU hew, aftew :3 hew. 
CASSIO. OwO Faith, I must; she'll ;;w;; waiw >w< i' OwO the uWu stweet >w< ewse. 
^w^ IAGO. uWu Wiww you sup thewe? 
CASSIO. OwO Faith, I intend ÚwÚ so. 
^w^ IAGO. Weww, I ^-^ may uWu chance ^-^ to UwU see you, uWu fow I would vewy fain speak 
with you. 
CASSIO. Prithee, x3 come; uWu wiww you? 
^w^ IAGO. uWu Go to; uWu say nyo more. Exit Cassio. 
OTHEWWO. [Advancing.] OwO How uWu shaww I >_> muwthew ^w^ him, ^-^ Iago? 
^w^ IAGO. OwO Did you pewceive how ^.^ he :33 waughed at his >_< vice? 
OTHEWWO. :3 O ;;w;; Iago! 
^w^ IAGO. And >_> did you UwU see OwO the handkewchief? 
OTHEWWO. >_> Was UwU that ÚwÚ minye? 
^w^ IAGO. ^-^ Youws, uWu by :3 this hand. And ^-^ to UwU see how ^.^ he prizes OwO the foowish 
^-^ woman >_> youw UwU wife! She >_> gave ^.^ it ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >w< given ^.^ it his whowe. 
OTHEWWO. I would ^.^ have him :33 nyinye years :3 akiwwing. OwO A fine woman! :3 a fair 
woman! :3 a ^w^ sweet woman! 
^w^ IAGO. ;;w;; Nyay, you >w< must ^-^ fowget ;;w;; that. 
OTHEWWO. >w< Ay, let xDD hew ^-^ wot, ÚwÚ and pewish, ÚwÚ and >w< be damned uWu tonyight, uWu fow 
^.^ she uWu shaww ^.^ nyot wive. No, my OwO heawt :3 is ;;w;; tuwnyed ^-^ to stonye; I strike it, 
ÚwÚ and ^.^ it hurts my hand. :33 O, OwO the x3 wowwd ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot :3 a ^-^ sweetew >_> cweatuwe. 
She UwU might lie uWu by OwO an emperor's >w< side, ÚwÚ and xDD command him ÚwÚ tasks. 
^w^ IAGO. ;;w;; Nyay, that's ^.^ nyot >_> youw way. 
OTHEWWO. >w< Hang her! I ^-^ do uWu but uWu say what ^.^ she is. ^w^ So delicate with xDD hew 
needle, OwO an ^.^ admiwabwe musician. :33 O, ^.^ she uWu wiww sing OwO the x3 savagenyess 
>_< out >_> of :3 a OwO beaw. x3 Of OwO so UwU high ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwenteous ÚwÚ wit ÚwÚ and uWu invention- 
^w^ IAGO. x3 She's OwO the >_< wowse uWu fow >w< aww ÚwÚ this. 
OTHEWWO. :33 O, :3 a OwO thousand, :3 a ^w^ thousand x3 times. And then, >_> of OwO so gentwe :3 a 
^w^ condition! 
^w^ IAGO. >w< Ay, xDD too gentle. 
OTHEWWO. ;;w;; Nyay, that's >w< cewtain. But ÚwÚ yet OwO the ^-^ pity >_> of it, ;;w;; Iago! 
:3 O x3 Iago, OwO the ^-^ pity >_> of it, ;;w;; Iago! 
^w^ IAGO. >w< If you awe OwO so OwO fond xDD uvw xDD hew iniquity, ^w^ give xDD hew >_< patent ^-^ to 
offend, for, ^-^ if ^.^ it ^.^ touch ^.^ nyot you, ^.^ it comes ;;w;; nyeaw nobody. 
OTHEWWO. I uWu wiww ^-^ chop xDD hew OwO into ;;w;; messes. >_< Cuckowd UwU me! 
^w^ IAGO. :33 O, 'tis ;;w;; fouw in :3 hew. 
OTHEWWO. x3 With >_< minye officer! 
^w^ IAGO. ^.^ That's fouwew. 
OTHEWWO. UwU Get me >w< some poison, x3 Iago, :3 this ^-^ nyight. I'll ^.^ nyot expostuwate 
with UwU hew, west xDD hew ÚwÚ body ÚwÚ and x3 beauty unpwovide my :33 mind again. :3 This 
night, UwU Iago. 
^w^ IAGO. Do ^.^ it ^.^ nyot with poison, stwangwe xDD hew in xDD hew :33 bed, x3 even OwO the bed 
^.^ she ;;w;; hath UwU contaminyated. 
OTHEWWO. OwO Good, uWu good, OwO the :33 justice >_> of ^.^ it >_< pweases, vewy :33 good. 
^w^ IAGO. And uWu fow OwO Cassio, let me >w< be his UwU undewtakew. You uWu shaww hear ^-^ mowe 
uWu by midnyight. 
OTHEWWO. Excellent :33 good. ;;w;; [A twumpet OwO within.] What twumpet :3 is UwU that 
same? 
^w^ IAGO. OwO Something ^-^ fwom >_> Venyice, sure. ^.^ 'Tis Wodovico 
Come ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> Duke. And, UwU see >_> youw UwU wife :3 is with >_> him. 

x3 Entew >_< Wodovico, uWu Desdemonya, ÚwÚ and Attendants. 

x3 WODOVICO. :3 God :33 save OwO the >w< wowthy x3 genyewaw! 
OTHEWWO. x3 With >w< aww my xDD heawt, sir. 
x3 WODOVICO. The UwU Duke ÚwÚ and Senators >_> of Venyice gweet you. 
Gives him :3 a letter. 
OTHEWWO. I ÚwÚ kiss OwO the ^.^ instwument >_> of theiw ^.^ pweasuwes. 
^.^ Opens OwO the letter, ÚwÚ and reads. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. And ^w^ what's OwO the UwU nyews, good cousin >_< Wodovico? 
^w^ IAGO. I x3 am vewy ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see you, UwU signyiow; 
>w< Wewcome ^-^ to Cypwus. 
x3 WODOVICO. I :3 thank you. OwO How OwO does :3 Wieutenyant :33 Cassio? 
^w^ IAGO. :3 Wives, sir. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. uWu Cousin, :33 thewe's OwO faww'n :3 between him ÚwÚ and my lord 
An UwU unkind ÚwÚ bweech; uWu but you uWu shaww ^-^ make >w< aww :33 weww. 
OTHEWWO. uWu Awe you ^w^ suwe >_> of ÚwÚ that? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. UwU My UwU wowd? 
OTHEWWO. [Reads.] UwU "This x3 faiw you ^.^ nyot ^-^ to uWu do, as you wiww-" 
x3 WODOVICO. ÚwÚ He >_> did ^.^ nyot caww; :33 he's busy in OwO the >w< papew. 
^-^ Is there *looks away* division :33 'twixt my lord ÚwÚ and :33 Cassio? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. OwO A UwU most OwO unhappy ^w^ onye. I would ^-^ do >w< much 
ÚwÚ To >_> atonye ;;w;; them, uWu fow OwO the love I bear ^-^ to Cassio. 
OTHEWWO. Fire ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwimstonye! 
>w< DESDEMONyA. UwU My UwU wowd? 
OTHEWWO. uWu Awe you wise? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. >_> What, :3 is ^.^ he angwy? 
x3 WODOVICO. May >w< be OwO the letter ÚwÚ muvd him; 
>_< Fow, as I xDD think, uWu they ^-^ do xDD command him home, 
xDD Deputing ;;w;; Cassio in his guvwnment. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. By my ^w^ twoth, I x3 am ^.^ gwad on't. 
OTHEWWO. uWu Indeed! 
>w< DESDEMONyA. UwU My UwU wowd? 
OTHEWWO. I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see you ^w^ mad. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ Why, ^w^ sweet ^w^ Othewwo? 
OTHEWWO. Devil! Strikes :3 hew. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot >w< desewved ÚwÚ this. 
x3 WODOVICO. UwU My lord, :3 this would ^.^ nyot >w< be ;;w;; bewieved in >_> Venyice, 
^-^ Though I shouwd uWu sweaw I OwO saw't. ^.^ 'Tis vewy ^w^ much. 
UwU Make xDD hew amends; ^.^ she OwO weeps. 
OTHEWWO. :3 O x3 deviw, deviw! 
>w< If UwU that OwO the :3 eawth :33 couwd >w< teem with :3 woman's >_< teaws, 
>_> Each >_> dwop ^.^ she ^.^ fawws would ^w^ pwuv :3 a cwocodiwe. 
Out >_> of my uWu sight! 
>w< DESDEMONyA. [Going.] I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot stay ^-^ to offend you. 
x3 WODOVICO. Twuwy, OwO an uWu obedient >_< wady. 
I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw :3 wowdship, caww xDD hew ^-^ back. 
OTHEWWO. >_< Mistwess! 
>w< DESDEMONyA. UwU My UwU wowd? 
OTHEWWO. What would you with UwU hew, sir? 
x3 WODOVICO. Who, OwO I, my UwU wowd? 
OTHEWWO. >w< Ay, you >_> did ^w^ wish UwU that I would ^-^ make xDD hew OwO tuwn. 
>_> Siw, ^.^ she can xDD tuwn ÚwÚ and turn, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet >w< go OwO on, 
And xDD tuwn ÚwÚ again; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she can ;;w;; weep, ;;w;; siw, >w< weep; 
And she's ^-^ obedient, as you ÚwÚ say, ^-^ obedient, 
Very OwO obedient. x3 Pwoceed you in >_> youw uWu teaws. 
;;w;; Concewnying this, sir- :3 O x3 weww-painted uWu passion!- 
I x3 am ^w^ commanded UwU home. UwU Get you away; 
I'll ^-^ send uWu fow you x3 anyon. >_> Siw, I ^-^ obey OwO the UwU mandate, 
And uWu wiww xDD wetuwn ^-^ to Venyice. ÚwÚ Hence, xDD avaunt! 
Exit Desdemona. 
;;w;; Cassio uWu shaww ^.^ have my :3 pwace. And, ;;w;; siw, uWu tonyight, 
I ^-^ do entweat UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ may sup >w< togethew. 
You awe welcome, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to Cypwus. :33 Goats ÚwÚ and monkeys! 
UwU Exit. 
x3 WODOVICO. ^-^ Is :3 this OwO the x3 nyobwe Moor xDD whom ^-^ ouw :33 fuww Senate 
^-^ Caww >w< aww in >w< aww ^-^ sufficient? :3 This OwO the ^-^ nyatuwe 
x3 Whom passion :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >_< shake? uWu whose solid :3 viwtue 
The shot >_> of accident :3 nyow ^w^ dawt >_> of uWu chance 
Could neither graze :3 nyow xDD piewce? 
^w^ IAGO. ÚwÚ He :3 is >w< much changed. 
x3 WODOVICO. uWu Awe his xDD wits xDD safe? ^-^ Is ^.^ he ^.^ nyot ^.^ wight >_> of brain? 
^w^ IAGO. >w< He's UwU that ^.^ he is. I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot bweathe my ÚwÚ censuwe 
What ^.^ he UwU might xDD be: ^-^ if what ^.^ he UwU might ^.^ he :3 is ;;w;; nyot, 
I would ^-^ to >w< heaven ^.^ he ÚwÚ wewe! 
x3 WODOVICO. >_> What, strike his UwU wife! 
^w^ IAGO. OwO Faith, UwU that ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot OwO so ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ yet would I knew 
:33 That OwO stwoke would ^w^ pwuv OwO the worst! 
x3 WODOVICO. ^-^ Is ^.^ it his :3 use? 
Ow >_> did OwO the letters wowk x3 upon his blood, 
And OwO nyew UwU cweate :3 this ^.^ fauwt? 
^w^ IAGO. ^.^ Awas, awas! 
^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot xDD honyesty in me ^-^ to speak 
What I ^.^ have uWu seen ÚwÚ and known. You uWu shaww observe ^w^ him, 
And his >_> own courses uWu wiww xDD denyote him OwO so 
:33 That I ^-^ may :33 save my xDD speech. Do uWu but >w< go aftew, 
And mark how ^.^ he continues. 
x3 WODOVICO. I x3 am >_< sowwy UwU that I x3 am >w< deceived in >_> him. OwO Exeunt. 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
OwO A :3 woom in OwO the OwO castwe. 

x3 Entew ^-^ Othewwo ÚwÚ and xDD Emiwia. 

OTHEWWO. You ^.^ have uWu seen nothing, ^.^ then? 
:3 EMIWIA. Nyow >w< evew heard, :3 nyow >w< evew >_> did uWu suspect. 
OTHEWWO. x3 Yes, you ^.^ have uWu seen ;;w;; Cassio ÚwÚ and ^.^ she >w< togethew. 
:3 EMIWIA. But then I ^-^ saw nyo :33 hawm, ÚwÚ and then I heard 
>_> Each syllable UwU that >_> bweath :3 made OwO up :3 between ^.^ them. 
OTHEWWO. >_> What, >_> did uWu they never OwO whispew? 
:3 EMIWIA. OwO Nyevew, my :33 wowd. 
OTHEWWO. Nyow ^-^ send you >_< out o' OwO the ^w^ way? 
:3 EMIWIA. >_< Nyevew. 
OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ fetch xDD hew ÚwÚ fan, xDD hew gwuvs, xDD hew mask, :3 nyow :3 nyothing? 
:3 EMIWIA. OwO Nyevew, my :33 wowd. 
OTHEWWO. ^.^ That's :33 stwange. 
:3 EMIWIA. I OwO duwst, my lord, ^-^ to uWu wagew ^.^ she :3 is ^w^ honyest, 
>w< Way ;;w;; down my ^w^ souw at ^-^ stake. >w< If you ÚwÚ think xDD othew, 
^.^ Wemuv >_> youw thought; ^.^ it doth ^w^ abuse >_> youw >_< bosom. 
>w< If ^-^ any ÚwÚ wwetch ^.^ have >w< put :3 this in >_> youw uWu head, 
>_> Wet >w< heaven ÚwÚ wequite ^.^ it with OwO the serpent's uWu cuwse! 
>_< Fow ^-^ if ^.^ she >w< be ^.^ nyot ^w^ honyest, chaste, ÚwÚ and true, 
There's nyo man x3 happy; OwO the puwest >_> of theiw ;;w;; wives 
^-^ Is ;;w;; fouw as swandew. 
OTHEWWO. UwU Bid xDD hew come uWu hithew; ^.^ go. Exit xDD Emiwia. 
She :33 says enyough; ÚwÚ yet she's :3 a ÚwÚ simpwe uWu bawd 
:33 That cannyot uWu say as ^w^ much. :3 This :3 is :3 a subtle whore, 
OwO A closet ^-^ wock ÚwÚ and ;;w;; key >_> of >_< viwwainyous secrets. 
And ÚwÚ yet she'll knyeew ÚwÚ and xDD pway; I ^.^ have uWu seen xDD hew :3 do't. 

x3 Entew ;;w;; Desdemonya with xDD Emiwia. 

>w< DESDEMONyA. UwU My lord, what :3 is >_> youw x3 wiww? 
OTHEWWO. >_> Pway, chuck, come hithew. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. What :3 is >_> youw pleasure? 
OTHEWWO. >_> Wet me UwU see >_> youw ^w^ eyes; 
Wook in my face. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. What horrible fancy's uWu this? 
OTHEWWO. uWu [To >_> Emiwia.] uWu Some >_> of >_> youw >_< function, mistress, 
Weave ÚwÚ pwocweants :3 awonye ÚwÚ and OwO shut OwO the uWu doow; 
^w^ Cough, ^w^ ow x3 cwy UwU "hem," ^-^ if anybody come. 
Your mystery, >_> youw mystery; xDD nyay, UwU dispatch. Exit xDD Emiwia. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. :3 Upon my knees, what doth >_> youw OwO speech ^w^ impowt? 
I undewstand :3 a :3 fuwy in >_> youw x3 wowds, 
But ^.^ nyot OwO the wowds. 
OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ Why, what art thou? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. Your xDD wife, my lord, >_> youw OwO twue ÚwÚ and :33 woyaw wife. 
OTHEWWO. ^w^ Come, uWu sweaw it, x3 damn thysewf; 
OwO West, being >_< wike ^-^ onye >_> of UwU heaven, OwO the devils themsewves 
;;w;; Shouwd ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to ÚwÚ seize thee. OwO Thewefowe >w< be double-damn'd; 
OwO Sweaw :3 thou art :33 honyest. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. xDD Heaven doth ^.^ twuwy xDD knyow it. 
OTHEWWO. xDD Heaven ^.^ twuwy knows UwU that :3 thou art false as ÚwÚ heww. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ To whom, my UwU wowd? with >_< whom? how x3 am I x3 fawse? 
OTHEWWO. :3 O Desdemona! xDD Away! >w< away! >w< away! 
>w< DESDEMONyA. Awas OwO the :33 heavy xDD day! UwU Why ^-^ do you xDD weep? 
OwO Am I OwO the uWu motive >_> of ^.^ these >_< teaws, my UwU wowd? 
>w< If uWu hapwy you my fathew ^-^ do :3 suspect 
An ^.^ instwument >_> of :3 this >_> youw calling ^w^ back, 
>w< Way ^.^ nyot >_> youw blame uWu on >_> me. >w< If you ^.^ have lost ^w^ him, 
ÚwÚ Why, I ^.^ have lost him ^w^ too. 
OTHEWWO. Had ^.^ it ÚwÚ pweased >w< heaven 
ÚwÚ To twy me with ^-^ affwiction, xDD had uWu they ^.^ wain'd 
^-^ Aww kinds >_> of >_> sowes ÚwÚ and uWu shames uWu on my x3 bawe uWu head, 
uWu Steep'd me in poverty ^-^ to OwO the vewy wips, 
x3 Given ^-^ to x3 captivity me ÚwÚ and my xDD utmost hopes, 
I shouwd ^.^ have ;;w;; found in >w< some place >_> of my ^w^ souw 
OwO A >_> dwop >_> of patience; ;;w;; but, alas, ^-^ to ^-^ make me 
OwO A uWu fixed figuwe uWu fow OwO the UwU time >_> of :33 scown 
ÚwÚ To point his uWu swow unmoving fingew at! 
>_> Yet :33 couwd I bear UwU that UwU too, well, vewy ;;w;; weww; 
But there, xDD whewe I ^.^ have ^.^ gawnyew'd OwO up my xDD heawt, 
:3 Whewe ;;w;; eithew I >w< must live ^w^ ow bear nyo life; 
The >_< fountain ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; which my cuwwent wuns, 
Ow ewse >w< dwies up; ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ discawded thence! 
Ow ^-^ keep ^.^ it as :3 a cistewn uWu fow ;;w;; fouw xDD toads 
ÚwÚ To knot ÚwÚ and xDD gendew in! OwO Tuwn >w< thy complexion there, 
UwU Patience, :3 thou x3 young ÚwÚ and ^-^ wose-wipp'd cherubin, 
>w< Ay, there, ÚwÚ wook >w< gwim as heww! 
>w< DESDEMONyA. I >w< hope my x3 nyobwe lord esteems me :33 honyest. 
OTHEWWO. :33 O, ^-^ ay, as uWu summew flies awe in OwO the xDD shambwes, 
:33 That quicken x3 even with uWu bwowing. :3 O :3 thou weed, 
OwO Who art OwO so UwU wuvwy fair ÚwÚ and :33 smeww'st OwO so ^w^ sweet 
:33 That OwO the :33 sense ;;w;; aches at ^.^ thee, would :3 thou xDD hadst :33 nye'ew >_< been uWu bown! 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^.^ Awas, what ^w^ ignyowant xDD sin ^.^ have I uWu committed? 
OTHEWWO. >_> Was :3 this fair paper, :3 this UwU most ÚwÚ goodwy book, 
^w^ Made ^-^ to wwite "whore" xDD upon? What uWu committed? 
Committed? :3 O :3 thou uWu pubwic OwO commonyew! 
I shouwd ^-^ make vewy uWu fowges >_> of my :33 cheeks, 
:33 That would ^-^ to cindews >_< buwn OwO up modesty, 
OwO Did I uWu but speak >w< thy >_< deeds. What uWu committed! 
xDD Heaven stops OwO the nyose at it, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ moon OwO winks; 
The ^-^ bawdy wind, UwU that OwO kisses >w< aww ^.^ it xDD meets, 
^-^ Is hush'd within OwO the >w< howwow >_< minye >_> of :3 eawth, 
And uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hear it. What uWu committed? 
^-^ Impudent strumpet! 
>w< DESDEMONyA. By UwU heaven, you ^-^ do me ^.^ wwong. 
OTHEWWO. uWu Awe ^.^ nyot you :3 a >_> stwumpet? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. No, as I x3 am :3 a Chwistian. 
>w< If ^-^ to OwO pwesewve :3 this vessel uWu fow my lord 
From ^-^ any uWu othew ;;w;; fouw uWu unwawfuw ^.^ touch 
Be ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be :3 a ^-^ stwumpet, I x3 am none. 
OTHEWWO. >_> What, ^.^ nyot :3 a x3 whowe? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. No, as I uWu shaww >w< be >_> saved. 
OTHEWWO. :3 Is't ;;w;; possibwe? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. :33 O, >w< heaven forgive >_< us! 
OTHEWWO. I x3 cwy you UwU mewcy then; 
I took you uWu fow UwU that ÚwÚ cunnying xDD whowe >_> of Venyice 
:33 That married with ÚwÚ Othewwo. [Waises his :3 voice.] :3 You, mistress, 
:33 That ^.^ have OwO the >w< office >w< opposite ^-^ to x3 Saint ;;w;; Petew, 
And ^-^ keep OwO the xDD gate >_> of heww! 

;;w;; We-entew xDD Emiwia. 

:3 You, you, ^-^ ay, xDD you! 
We ^.^ have x3 donye ^-^ ouw couwse; :33 thewe's money uWu fow >_> youw ^.^ pains. 
I pray you, xDD tuwn OwO the key, ÚwÚ and ^-^ keep ^-^ ouw x3 counsew. UwU Exit. 
:3 EMIWIA. ^.^ Awas, what OwO does :3 this ^-^ gentweman ^w^ conceive? 
OwO How ^-^ do you, OwO madam? OwO How ^-^ do you, my good >w< wady? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. OwO Faith, half asleep. 
:3 EMIWIA. Good UwU madam, ^w^ what's OwO the matter with my UwU wowd? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. x3 With UwU who? 
:3 EMIWIA. ÚwÚ Why, with my lord, ÚwÚ madam. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. OwO Who :3 is >w< thy UwU wowd? 
:3 EMIWIA. ÚwÚ He UwU that :3 is xDD youws, ^w^ sweet >_< wady. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. I ^.^ have none. Do ^.^ nyot talk ^-^ to uWu me, Emilia; 
I cannyot ;;w;; weep, :3 nyow ÚwÚ answew ^.^ have I UwU nyonye 
But what shouwd >w< go uWu by watew. Prithee, tonight 
>w< Way uWu on my bed my >w< wedding UwU sheets. :3 Wemembew, 
And caww >w< thy xDD husband hithew. 
:3 EMIWIA. Here's :3 a >_> change uWu indeed! 
UwU Exit. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ meet I shouwd >w< be used so, vewy ÚwÚ meet. 
OwO How ^.^ have I >_< been :3 behaved, UwU that ^.^ he UwU might ÚwÚ stick 
The smaww'st >_< opinyion uWu on my :33 weast OwO misuse? 

;;w;; We-entew Emiwia with UwU Iago. 

^w^ IAGO. What :3 is >_> youw pweasuwe, OwO madam? OwO How :3 is't with you? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. I cannyot tell. Those UwU that ^-^ do teach x3 young >w< babes 
Do ^.^ it with gentwe :3 means ÚwÚ and :33 easy ÚwÚ tasks. 
ÚwÚ He UwU might ^.^ have xDD chid me so, uWu fow in good :33 faith, 
I x3 am :3 a >w< chiwd ^-^ to UwU chiding. 
^w^ IAGO. What's OwO the matter, >w< wady? 
:3 EMIWIA. ^.^ Awas, x3 Iago, my lord ;;w;; hath OwO so uWu bewhowed UwU hew, 
;;w;; Thwown such UwU despite ÚwÚ and :33 heavy >_> tewms x3 upon UwU hew, 
UwU As OwO twue hearts cannyot OwO beaw. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. OwO Am I UwU that uWu nyame, ^-^ Iago? 
^w^ IAGO. What uWu nyame, fair >w< wady? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. Such as ^.^ she :33 says my lord >_> did uWu say I ÚwÚ was. 
:3 EMIWIA. ÚwÚ He xDD caww'd xDD hew whore; :3 a >_< beggaw in his dwink 
Could ^.^ nyot ^.^ have >_> waid such >_> tewms x3 upon his :33 cawwet. 
^w^ IAGO. UwU Why >_> did ^.^ he so? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot know; I x3 am ^w^ suwe I x3 am UwU nyonye xDD such. 
^w^ IAGO. Do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weep, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot weep. Awas OwO the xDD day! 
:3 EMIWIA. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ she >_< fowsook OwO so many x3 nyobwe matches, 
Her fathew ÚwÚ and xDD hew ;;w;; countwy ÚwÚ and xDD hew fwiends, 
ÚwÚ To >w< be xDD caww'd x3 whowe? Wouwd ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ^-^ make ^-^ onye xDD weep? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^w^ It :3 is my wwetched xDD fowtunye. 
^w^ IAGO. UwU Beshwew him :33 fow't! 
OwO How comes :3 this xDD twick x3 upon OwO him? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ;;w;; Nyay, >w< heaven doth know. 
:3 EMIWIA. I uWu wiww >w< be hang'd, ^-^ if >w< some eternal viwwain, 
uWu Some busy ÚwÚ and insinuating wogue, 
uWu Some :33 cogging, cozenying slave, ^-^ to >_< get >w< some >_> office, 
>_< Have ^.^ nyot devised :3 this slander; I'll >w< be ;;w;; hang'd >w< ewse. 
^w^ IAGO. :33 Fie, there :3 is nyo such >w< man; ^.^ it :3 is >_> impossibwe. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. >w< If ^-^ any such there ^.^ be, >w< heaven pawdon :3 him! 
:3 EMIWIA. OwO A ^-^ hawtew pawdon :3 him! And heww OwO gnyaw his ^.^ bonyes! 
UwU Why shouwd ^.^ he caww xDD hew x3 whowe? OwO Who >_< keeps xDD hew xDD company? 
What :3 pwace? What >_> time? What form? What wikewihood? 
The ^w^ Moow's UwU abused uWu by >w< some UwU most >_< viwwainyous >_< knyave, 
uWu Some base notorious >_< knyave, >w< some scurvy fewwow. 
:3 O UwU heaven, UwU that such companyions ^-^ thou'wdst ^w^ unfowd, 
And >w< put in every >w< honyest hand :3 a x3 whip 
ÚwÚ To wash OwO the >_> wascaws ^.^ nyaked OwO thwough OwO the x3 wowwd 
>_< Even ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ east ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ west! 
^w^ IAGO. ^w^ Speak within ^w^ doow. 
:3 EMIWIA. :33 O, ^-^ fie x3 upon them! uWu Some such squire ^.^ he ÚwÚ was 
:33 That tuwn'd >_> youw ÚwÚ wit OwO the OwO seamy >_> side ^-^ without, 
And :3 made you ^-^ to :3 suspect me with OwO the Moor. 
^w^ IAGO. You awe :3 a OwO foow; >w< go x3 to. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. :3 O good x3 Iago, 
What uWu shaww I ^-^ do ^-^ to ^.^ win my lord OwO again? 
Good OwO fwiend, >w< go ^-^ to ^w^ him, uWu fow uWu by :3 this ^.^ wight >_> of UwU heaven, 
I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how I lost >_> him. ;;w;; Hewe I knyeew: 
>w< If e'ew my uWu wiww >_> did ÚwÚ twespass >w< 'gainst his love 
x3 Eithew in :3 discouwse >_> of ^w^ thought ^w^ ow actuaw deed, 
Ow UwU that >_< minye >_> eyes, >_< minye eaws, ^w^ ow ^-^ any :33 sense, 
^.^ Dewighted them in ^-^ any uWu othew >_> fowm, 
Ow UwU that I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_> yet, ÚwÚ and >w< evew :33 did, 
And >w< evew wiww, >w< though ^.^ he ^-^ do >_< shake me x3 off 
ÚwÚ To uWu beggawwy divorcement, love him dearly, 
Comfowt forswear UwU me! Unkindnyess ^-^ may ^-^ do xDD much, 
And his unkindness ^-^ may x3 defeat my xDD wife, 
But never ^-^ taint my wuv. I cannyot uWu say "whowe." 
^w^ It doth ^w^ abhow me :3 nyow I speak OwO the ^w^ wowd; 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ do OwO the ^.^ act UwU that UwU might OwO the >w< addition x3 eawn 
:3 Nyot OwO the world's mass >_> of vanyity :33 couwd ^-^ make >_> me. 
^w^ IAGO. I pray you, >w< be >w< content; 'tis uWu but his ÚwÚ humow: 
The ^-^ businyess >_> of OwO the OwO state OwO does him ^w^ offense, 
And ^.^ he OwO does ^w^ chide with you. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. >w< If 'twere nyo ÚwÚ othew- 
^w^ IAGO. ^.^ 'Tis uWu but so, I wawwant. ^-^ Twumpets within. 
Hawk, how ^.^ these xDD instwuments summon ^-^ to uWu suppew! 
The messengews >_> of Venyice stay OwO the meat. 
uWu Go ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and weep not; >w< aww >w< things uWu shaww >w< be :33 weww. 
>_< Exeunt ;;w;; Desdemonya ÚwÚ and xDD Emiwia. 

x3 Entew Roderigo. 

OwO How nyow, Wodewigo! 
WODEWIGO. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot find UwU that :3 thou dealest justly with >_> me. 
^w^ IAGO. What in OwO the >w< contwawy? 
WODEWIGO. uWu Evewy :3 day :3 thou UwU daffest me with >w< some OwO device, >w< Iago; ÚwÚ and 
^.^ wathew, as ^.^ it uWu seems ^-^ to me nyow, >_> keepest ^-^ fwom me >w< aww :3 convenyiency 
than suppliest me with OwO the :33 weast ^w^ advantage >_> of :33 hope. I uWu wiww >_< indeed 
nyo ÚwÚ wongew >_> enduwe xDD it; :3 nyow x3 am I ÚwÚ yet pewsuaded ^-^ to >w< put OwO up in xDD peace 
what already I ^.^ have >_< foowishwy suffewed. 
^w^ IAGO. uWu Wiww you hear uWu me, Roderigo? 
WODEWIGO. OwO Faith, I ^.^ have heard xDD too xDD much, uWu fow >_> youw uWu wowds ÚwÚ and 
performances awe nyo uWu kin >w< togethew. 
^w^ IAGO. You chawge me UwU most unjustly. 
WODEWIGO. x3 With UwU nyought uWu but :33 twuth. I ^.^ have ^.^ wasted ^-^ mysewf >_< out >_> of my 
^w^ means. The jewews you ^.^ have xDD had ^-^ fwom me ^-^ to x3 dewivew ^-^ to ;;w;; Desdemonya 
would half ^.^ have >_< cowwupted :3 a >_< votawist. You ^.^ have told me ^.^ she ;;w;; hath 
>_< weceived them ÚwÚ and wetuwnyed me ^.^ expectations ÚwÚ and UwU comfowts >_> of ^w^ sudden 
>_< wespect ÚwÚ and >w< acquaintance; uWu but I find none. 
^w^ IAGO. Weww, >w< go ^.^ to, vewy :33 weww. 
WODEWIGO. Very well! >w< go to! I cannyot >w< go ^.^ to, >w< man; :3 nyow 'tis ^.^ nyot vewy 
:33 weww. By :3 this ;;w;; hand, I uWu say 'tis vewy OwO scuwvy, ÚwÚ and begin ^-^ to find 
^-^ mysewf uWu fopped in it. 
^w^ IAGO. Very :33 weww. 
WODEWIGO. I tell you 'tis ^.^ nyot vewy :33 weww. I uWu wiww ^-^ make ^-^ mysewf OwO knyown 
^-^ to Desdemona. >w< If ^.^ she uWu wiww xDD wetuwn me my jewews, I uWu wiww ^w^ give xDD uvw 
my suit ÚwÚ and ^w^ wepent my uWu unwawfuw sowicitation; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, assuwe 
yourself I uWu wiww >w< seek satisfaction >_> of you. 
^w^ IAGO. You ^.^ have ^w^ said OwO nyow. 
WODEWIGO. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and ^w^ said nyothing uWu but what I uWu pwotest intendment >_> of 
doing. 
^w^ IAGO. ÚwÚ Why, :3 nyow I UwU see :33 thewe's mettle in thee; ÚwÚ and x3 even ^-^ fwom :3 this 
x3 instant ^-^ do build uWu on ÚwÚ thee :3 a better >_< opinyion than >w< evew >_> befowe. >w< Give 
me >w< thy ;;w;; hand, Roderigo. Thou x3 hast :3 taken x3 against me :3 a UwU most ^.^ just 
^.^ exception; uWu but >_> yet, I protest, ^.^ have dealt UwU most :33 diwectwy in >w< thy 
affair. 
WODEWIGO. ^w^ It ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot appeawed. 
^w^ IAGO. I gwant >_< indeed ^.^ it ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot appeawed, ÚwÚ and >_> youw suspicion :3 is 
^.^ nyot ^-^ without ÚwÚ wit ÚwÚ and :3 judgement. But, Roderigo, ^-^ if :3 thou x3 hast UwU that 
in ÚwÚ thee :3 indeed, ;;w;; which I ^.^ have gweatew reason ^-^ to believe :3 nyow than 
x3 evew, I UwU mean >_< puwpose, :3 couwage, ÚwÚ and vawow, :3 this night show xDD it; ^-^ if 
:3 thou OwO the next night following enjoy ^.^ nyot uWu Desdemonya, UwU take me ^-^ fwom 
:3 this x3 wowwd with ^.^ tweachewy ÚwÚ and devise xDD enginyes uWu fow my wife. 
WODEWIGO. Weww, what :3 is it? ^-^ Is ^.^ it within reason ÚwÚ and compass? 
^w^ IAGO. >_> Siw, there :3 is x3 especiaw :33 commission come ^-^ fwom Venyice ^-^ to ^.^ depute 
;;w;; Cassio in Othello's :3 pwace. 
WODEWIGO. ^-^ Is UwU that :3 twue? UwU Why then ^-^ Othewwo ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Desdemonya xDD wetuwn UwU again 
^-^ to Venyice. 
^w^ IAGO. :33 O, no; ^.^ he :33 goes OwO into Mauritania, ÚwÚ and ^-^ takes away with him OwO the 
fair uWu Desdemonya, unwess his abode >w< be >_> wingewed here uWu by >w< some 
>w< accident; wherein UwU nyonye can >w< be OwO so :3 detewminyate as OwO the removing >_> of 
Cassio. 
WODEWIGO. OwO How ^-^ do you >_> mean, removing >_> of OwO him? 
^w^ IAGO. ÚwÚ Why, uWu by :33 making him x3 uncapabwe >_> of Othello's >w< pwace; OwO knyocking >_< out 
his uWu bwains. 
WODEWIGO. And UwU that you would ^.^ have me ^-^ to x3 do? 
^w^ IAGO. >w< Ay, ^-^ if you dare ^-^ do yourself :3 a >w< pwofit ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> wight. ÚwÚ He uWu sups 
tonight with :3 a x3 hawwotwy, ÚwÚ and thithew uWu wiww I >w< go ^-^ to >_> him. ÚwÚ He knows 
^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet >_> of his >w< honyowabwe xDD fowtunye. >w< If you uWu wiww watch his ^-^ going 
>_< thence, ;;w;; which his uWu wiww ^.^ fashion ^-^ to ^-^ faww >_< out :3 between twewve ÚwÚ and 
one, you ^-^ may UwU take him at >_> youw ^-^ pweasuwe; I uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ to uWu second 
>_> youw attempt, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu shaww ^-^ faww :3 between ÚwÚ us. ^w^ Come, ^.^ stand ^.^ nyot 
amazed at it, uWu but >w< go ÚwÚ awong with me; I uWu wiww show you such :3 a 
necessity in his death UwU that you uWu shaww ÚwÚ think yourself bound ^-^ to >w< put 
^.^ it uWu on >_> him. ^w^ It :3 is :3 nyow UwU high UwU suppew-time, ÚwÚ and OwO the night grows ^-^ to 
ÚwÚ waste. About it. 
WODEWIGO. I uWu wiww hear further reason uWu fow ÚwÚ this. 
^w^ IAGO. And you uWu shaww >w< be >_> satisfied. OwO Exeunt. 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
>_> Anyothew :3 woom in OwO the OwO castwe. 

x3 Entew UwU Othewwo, >_< Wodovico, uWu Desdemonya, >_> Emiwia, ÚwÚ and Attendants. 

x3 WODOVICO. I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, ;;w;; siw, twoubwe yourself nyo >_< fuwthew. 
OTHEWWO. :33 O, pawdon me; 'twill ^-^ do me good ^-^ to walk. 
x3 WODOVICO. ^w^ Madam, good >_< nyight; I humbly :3 thank >_> youw uWu wadyship. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. Your honyow :3 is UwU most welcome. 
OTHEWWO. uWu Wiww you ^-^ wawk, sir? 
O- Desdemonya- 
>w< DESDEMONyA. UwU My UwU wowd? 
OTHEWWO. UwU Get you ^-^ to bed uWu on OwO the xDD instant; I uWu wiww >w< be wetuwnyed 
x3 fowthwith. :33 Dismiss >_> youw :33 attendant :3 thewe; ÚwÚ wook ^.^ it >w< be >w< donye. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. I wiww, my :33 wowd. 
>_< Exeunt UwU Othewwo, >_< Wodovico, ÚwÚ and Attendants. 
:3 EMIWIA. OwO How :33 goes ^.^ it ^w^ nyow? ÚwÚ He looks >_< gentwew than ^.^ he ÚwÚ did. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ He :33 says ^.^ he uWu wiww xDD wetuwn >_> incontinyent. 
ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^w^ commanded me ^-^ to >w< go ^-^ to :33 bed, 
And bade me ^-^ to UwU dismiss you. 
:3 EMIWIA. :33 Dismiss x3 me? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was his uWu bidding; ^.^ thewefowe, good >_> Emiwia, 
>w< Give me my ^w^ nyightwy wearing, ÚwÚ and ^.^ adieu. 
We >w< must ^.^ nyot :3 nyow dispwease >_> him. 
:3 EMIWIA. I would you xDD had never uWu seen :3 him! 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^w^ So would ^.^ nyot :3 I. UwU My love doth OwO so appwuv ^w^ him, 
:33 That x3 even his stubbornness, his uWu checks, his uWu fwowns- 
Prithee, unpin :3 me- ^.^ have OwO gwace ÚwÚ and favor in ^.^ them. 
:3 EMIWIA. I ^.^ have >_> waid x3 those sheets you bade me uWu on OwO the bed. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. x3 Aww's ^w^ onye. Good :33 faith, how foowish awe ^-^ ouw OwO minds! 
>w< If I ^-^ do die before ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ pwithee x3 shwoud me 
UwU In ^-^ onye >_> of x3 those >_> same UwU sheets. 
:3 EMIWIA. ^w^ Come, xDD come, you ^.^ tawk. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. UwU My mothew xDD had :3 a maid xDD caww'd Bawbawy; 
She ÚwÚ was in love, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ^.^ she loved ÚwÚ pwuvd mad 
And >_> did >_> fowsake :3 hew. She xDD had :3 a ^.^ song >_> of >_> "wiwwow"; 
An ^.^ owd xDD thing ÚwÚ 'twas, uWu but ^.^ it ;;w;; expwess'd xDD hew OwO fowtunye, 
And ^.^ she ;;w;; died ;;w;; singing it. :33 That ^.^ song tonight 
uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot >w< go ^-^ fwom my mind; I ^.^ have >w< much ^-^ to ^-^ do 
But ^-^ to >w< go >_> hang my head >w< aww at ^-^ onye >_> side 
And sing ^.^ it >_< wike UwU poow >w< Bawbawy. Prithee, UwU dispatch. 
:3 EMIWIA. :33 Shaww I >w< go ÚwÚ fetch >_> youw uWu nyightgown? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. No, unpin me here. 
:3 This Wodovico :3 is :3 a pwopew xDD man. 
:3 EMIWIA. OwO A vewy xDD handsome xDD man. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ He ^-^ speaks :33 weww. 
:3 EMIWIA. I xDD knyow :3 a wady in Venyice would ^.^ have xDD wawked bawefoot ^-^ to 
Palestine uWu fow :3 a ^.^ touch >_> of his nether lip. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. uWu [Sings.] 

:3 "The UwU poow ^w^ souw xDD sat UwU sighing uWu by :3 a ÚwÚ sycamowe xDD twee, 
:3 Sing >w< aww :3 a green ^.^ wiwwow; 
Her hand uWu on xDD hew ^.^ bosom, xDD hew head uWu on xDD hew xDD knyee, 
:3 Sing willow, willow, xDD wiwwow. 
The ^.^ fwesh ;;w;; stweams ÚwÚ wan uWu by UwU hew, ÚwÚ and UwU muwmuw'd xDD hew xDD moans, 
:3 Sing willow, willow, ^.^ wiwwow; 
Her salt ;;w;; teaws feww ^-^ fwom UwU hew, ÚwÚ and UwU soften'd OwO the :3 stonyes-" 

>w< Way >w< be ^w^ these- 

uWu [Sings.] "Sing willow, willow, ^.^ wiwwow-" 

Prithee, UwU hie thee; :3 he'ww come anon- 
uWu [Sings.] "Sing >w< aww :3 a green wiwwow >w< must >w< be my UwU gawwand. 
>_> Wet nyobody blame him; his :33 scown I approve-" 

;;w;; Nyay, that's ^.^ nyot next. Hawk, ^-^ who :3 is't UwU that knocks? 
:3 EMIWIA. ÚwÚ It's OwO the wind. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. uWu [Sings.] 

"I xDD caww'd my love false :33 wuv; uWu but what ^w^ said ^.^ he ^.^ then? 
:3 Sing willow, willow, xDD wiwwow. 
>w< If I couwt uWu moe :3 women, ^w^ you'ww ^w^ couch with uWu moe x3 men-" 

^w^ So >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone; good ^-^ nyight. Minye eyes ^-^ do >_< itch; 
^-^ Doth UwU that uWu bode :33 weeping? 
:3 EMIWIA. ^.^ 'Tis neither here :3 nyow ^.^ thewe. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. I ^.^ have heard ^.^ it ^w^ said ÚwÚ so. :33 O, ^.^ these ^-^ men, ^.^ these >_< men! 
Dost :3 thou in ;;w;; conscience ^w^ think- tell uWu me, ÚwÚ Emiwia- 
:33 That there >w< be >w< women ^-^ do ^w^ abuse theiw >_> husbands 
UwU In such :3 gwoss ^-^ kind? 
:3 EMIWIA. Thewe >w< be >w< some :33 such, nyo :33 question. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. Wouldst :3 thou ^-^ do such :3 a deed uWu fow >w< aww OwO the world? 
:3 EMIWIA. ÚwÚ Why, would ^.^ nyot you? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. No, uWu by :3 this ^w^ heavenwy light! 
:3 EMIWIA. Nyow I neither uWu by :3 this ^w^ heavenwy ^-^ wight; I UwU might do't as ;;w;; weww 
>w< i' OwO the :3 dawk. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. Wouldst :3 thou ^-^ do such :3 a deed uWu fow >w< aww OwO the world? 
:3 EMIWIA. The world's :3 a huge uWu thing; ^.^ it :3 is :3 a gweat x3 pwice 
>_< Fow :3 a small UwU vice. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. UwU In ^w^ twoth, I ÚwÚ think :3 thou wouldst not. 
:3 EMIWIA. UwU In ^w^ twoth, I ÚwÚ think I x3 shouwd, ÚwÚ and undo't when I xDD had >w< donye. 
x3 Mawwy, I would ^.^ nyot ^-^ do such :3 a xDD thing uWu fow :3 a xDD joint-wing, :3 nyow uWu fow 
measuwes >_> of ^-^ wawn, :3 nyow uWu fow UwU gowns, xDD petticoats, :3 nyow :33 caps, :3 nyow ^-^ any 
:33 petty exhibition; ;;w;; but, uWu fow OwO the xDD whowe xDD wowwd- >_> why, ^-^ who would ^.^ nyot 
^-^ make xDD hew xDD husband :3 a uWu cuckowd ^-^ to ^-^ make him :3 a monyawch? I shouwd 
venture x3 puwgatowy for't. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. UwU Beshwew uWu me, ^-^ if I would ^-^ do such :3 a :33 wwong 
>_< Fow OwO the xDD whowe world. 
:3 EMIWIA. ÚwÚ Why, OwO the :33 wwong :3 is uWu but :3 a :33 wwong >w< i' OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; ÚwÚ and having OwO the 
x3 wowwd uWu fow >_> youw ÚwÚ wabow, 'tis :3 a :33 wwong in >_> youw >_> own UwU wowwd, ÚwÚ and you 
UwU might >_> quickwy ^-^ make ^.^ it >_> wight. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think there :3 is ^-^ any such OwO woman. 
:3 EMIWIA. x3 Yes, :3 a x3 dozen, ÚwÚ and as many ^-^ to OwO the :3 vantage as would ^.^ stowe OwO the 
x3 wowwd uWu they pwayed OwO fow. 
But I ^-^ do ÚwÚ think ^.^ it :3 is theiw husbands' faults 
>w< If ;;w;; wives ^-^ do fall; uWu say UwU that uWu they swack theiw ;;w;; duties 
And pouw ^-^ ouw tweasuwes OwO into foweign ;;w;; waps, 
Ow ewse >_< bweak >_< out in peevish :33 jeawousies, 
xDD Thwowing restraint x3 upon >w< us, ^w^ ow uWu say uWu they strike >w< us, 
Ow xDD scant ^-^ ouw fowmew having in >_> despite, 
ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ we ^.^ have :3 gawws, ÚwÚ and >w< though ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< some >w< gwace, 
>_> Yet ^.^ have ^-^ we >w< some wevenge. >_> Wet >_> husbands xDD knyow 
Their ;;w;; wives ^.^ have :33 sense >_< wike them; uWu they UwU see ÚwÚ and smell 
And ^.^ have theiw UwU pawates uWu both uWu fow ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ and >_> souw, 
UwU As >_> husbands have. What :3 is ^.^ it UwU that uWu they ^-^ do 
When uWu they >_> change OwO us uWu fow others? ^-^ Is ^.^ it sport? 
I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it is. And doth xDD affection breed it? 
I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it uWu doth. :3 Is't >_< fwaiwty UwU that ;;w;; thus :3 ewws? 
^w^ It :3 is OwO so ^w^ too. And ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ^-^ we ^-^ affections, 
;;w;; Desiwes uWu fow sport, ÚwÚ and OwO fwaiwty, as x3 men have? 
;;w;; Then let them ;;w;; use OwO us ;;w;; weww; ewse let them >w< knyow, 
The >w< iwws ^-^ we uWu do, theiw >w< iwws uWu instwuct OwO us ÚwÚ so. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. Good night, good ^-^ nyight. xDD Heaven me such :3 uses ^w^ send, 
:3 Nyot ^-^ to OwO pick OwO bad ^-^ fwom :33 bad, uWu but uWu by OwO bad ÚwÚ mend! OwO Exeunt. 




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^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
Cypwus. OwO A street. 

x3 Entew >_< Iago ÚwÚ and Roderigo: 

^w^ IAGO. Here, ^.^ stand >_> behind :3 this bulk; straight uWu wiww ^.^ he come. 
OwO Weaw >w< thy good ;;w;; wapiew OwO bawe, ÚwÚ and >w< put ^.^ it UwU home. 
>_> Quick, ;;w;; quick; ;;w;; feaw OwO nyothing; I'll >w< be at >w< thy ;;w;; ewbow. 
^w^ It makes >w< us, ^w^ ow ^.^ it x3 maws >_< us; ÚwÚ think uWu on UwU that, 
And x3 fix UwU most ^w^ fiwm >w< thy resolution. 
WODEWIGO. Be ;;w;; nyeaw at >w< hand; I ^-^ may miscawwy >w< in't. 
^w^ IAGO. Here, at >w< thy ;;w;; hand, >w< be bold, ÚwÚ and UwU take >w< thy :3 stand. 
OwO Wetiwes. 
WODEWIGO. I ^.^ have nyo gweat ;;w;; devotion ^-^ to OwO the uWu deed; 
And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >w< given me >_> satisfying weasons. 
^.^ 'Tis uWu but :3 a man gone. :3 Fowth, my swowd; ^.^ he :3 dies. 
^w^ IAGO. I ^.^ have x3 wubb'd :3 this x3 young ÚwÚ quat ^w^ awmost ^-^ to OwO the :33 sense, 
And ^.^ he grows xDD angwy. Nyow, whethew ^.^ he :33 kiww OwO Cassio, 
Ow ;;w;; Cassio ^w^ him, ^w^ ow OwO each ^-^ do :33 kiww OwO the xDD othew, 
uWu Evewy uWu way makes my ÚwÚ gain. Live Roderigo, 
ÚwÚ He calls me ^-^ to :3 a >w< westitution uWu wawge 
x3 Of gold ÚwÚ and jewews UwU that I ^.^ bobb'd ^-^ fwom ^w^ him, 
UwU As x3 gifts ^-^ to UwU Desdemonya; 
^w^ It >w< must ^.^ nyot UwU be. >w< If ;;w;; Cassio ^-^ do ÚwÚ wemain, 
ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :3 a ;;w;; daiwy x3 beauty in his life 
:33 That makes me :33 ugwy; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ besides, OwO the Moor 
May ^-^ unfowd me ^-^ to him; there ^.^ stand I in >w< much ^-^ pewiw. 
No, ^.^ he >w< must ^-^ die. Be't ÚwÚ so. I hear him >w< coming. 

x3 Entew Cassio. 

WODEWIGO. I xDD knyow his >_> gait; 'tis ^w^ he. ^-^ Viwwain, :3 thou ^w^ diest! 
:3 Makes :3 a xDD pass at Cassio. 
CASSIO. :33 That OwO thwust xDD had >_< been >_< minye enemy :3 indeed, 
But UwU that my :3 coat :3 is better than :3 thou uWu knyow'st; 
I uWu wiww ^-^ make >_> pwoof >_> of >w< thinye. Dwaws, ÚwÚ and wounds Roderigo. 
WODEWIGO. :33 O, I x3 am >w< swain! 
>_< Iago ^-^ fwom >_> behind wounds ;;w;; Cassio in OwO the :33 weg, ÚwÚ and >_> exit. 
CASSIO. I x3 am ^.^ maim'd forever. :3 Hewp, UwU ho! Murther! Murther! 
ÚwÚ Fawws. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ Othewwo. 

OTHEWWO. The >w< voice >_> of :33 Cassio; >_< Iago >_< keeps his :33 wowd. 
WODEWIGO. :33 O, villain UwU that I am! 
OTHEWWO. ^w^ It :3 is x3 even ÚwÚ so. 
CASSIO. :33 O, help, UwU ho! Light! OwO A suwgeon! 
OTHEWWO. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ he. :3 O bwave x3 Iago, >w< honyest ÚwÚ and UwU just, 
:33 That x3 hast such x3 nyobwe :33 sense >_> of >w< thy UwU fwiend's ÚwÚ wwong! 
Thou teachest >_> me. Minion, >_> youw dear :3 wies OwO dead, 
And >_> youw unbwest >w< fate >_> hies. ^w^ Stwumpet, I x3 come! 
:3 Fowth >_> of my OwO heawt x3 those xDD chawms, UwU thinye >_> eyes, awe blotted; 
x3 Thy bed lust-stain'd uWu shaww with :33 wust's UwU bwood >w< be >w< spotted. 
UwU Exit. 

x3 Entew Wodovico ÚwÚ and Gwatianyo. 

CASSIO. >_> What, UwU ho! :3 Nyo watch? :3 Nyo >_> passage? Murther! Murther! 
:3 GWATIANyO. ^.^ 'Tis >w< some :33 mischance; OwO the x3 cwy :3 is vewy direful. 
CASSIO. :33 O, :33 hewp! 
x3 WODOVICO. >_> Hawk! 
WODEWIGO. :3 O wwetched viwwain! 
x3 WODOVICO. >w< Two ^w^ ow three OwO gwoan; ^.^ it :3 is :3 a :33 heavy ^-^ nyight. 
^.^ These ^-^ may >w< be countewfeits; wet's ^w^ think't OwO unsafe 
ÚwÚ To come in ^-^ to OwO the x3 cwy ^-^ without ^-^ mowe uWu hewp. 
WODEWIGO. uWu Nyobody ^.^ come? ;;w;; Then uWu shaww I bleed ^-^ to :33 death. 
x3 WODOVICO. >_> Hawk! 

;;w;; We-entew x3 Iago, with :3 a >_> wight. 

:3 GWATIANyO. Here's ^-^ onye comes in his ÚwÚ shiwt, with ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and weapons. 
^w^ IAGO. >w< Who's thewe? uWu Whose ^w^ nyoise :3 is :3 this UwU that x3 cwies uWu on ;;w;; muwthew? 
x3 WODOVICO. We ^-^ do ^.^ nyot know. 
^w^ IAGO. OwO Did ^.^ nyot you hear :3 a ^w^ cwy? 
CASSIO. Here, :3 hewe! uWu fow >_< heaven's UwU sake, ^w^ hewp UwU me! 
^w^ IAGO. What's OwO the matter? 
:3 GWATIANyO. :3 This :3 is Othello's ^w^ ancient, as I UwU take it. 
x3 WODOVICO. The >_> same UwU indeed; :3 a vewy ÚwÚ vawiant fewwow. 
^w^ IAGO. What awe you here UwU that x3 cwy OwO so grievously? 
CASSIO. ^-^ Iago? :33 O, I x3 am spoil'd, undonye uWu by ^-^ viwwains! 
>w< Give me >w< some uWu hewp. 
^w^ IAGO. :3 O uWu me, ÚwÚ wieutenyant! What >_< viwwains ^.^ have x3 donye uWu this? 
CASSIO. I ÚwÚ think UwU that ^-^ onye >_> of them :3 is OwO heweabout, 
And cannyot ^-^ make >_> away. 
^w^ IAGO. :3 O treacherous ^-^ viwwains! 
uWu [To Wodovico ÚwÚ and ^w^ Gwatianyo.] What awe you thewe? 
Come in ÚwÚ and ^w^ give >w< some uWu hewp. 
WODEWIGO. :33 O, ^w^ hewp me :3 hewe! 
CASSIO. ^.^ That's ^-^ onye >_> of ^.^ them. 
^w^ IAGO. :3 O murtherous slave! :3 O viwwain! 
UwU Stabs Roderigo. 
WODEWIGO. :3 O :33 damn'd ;;w;; Iago! :3 O >_< inhuman xDD dog! 
^w^ IAGO. Kiww x3 men >w< i' OwO the OwO dawk! :3 Whewe >w< be ^.^ these bwoody ^.^ thieves? 
OwO How ;;w;; siwent :3 is :3 this town! ^.^ Ho! Murther! Murther! 
What ^-^ may you x3 be? uWu Awe you >_> of good ^w^ ow evil? 
x3 WODOVICO. UwU As you uWu shaww ^w^ pwuv >w< us, UwU pwaise ÚwÚ us. 
^w^ IAGO. UwU Signyiow >_< Wodovico? 
x3 WODOVICO. >_< He, sir. 
^w^ IAGO. I x3 cwy you uWu mewcy. Here's ;;w;; Cassio hurt uWu by ^.^ viwwains. 
:3 GWATIANyO. :33 Cassio? 
^w^ IAGO. OwO How :33 is't, xDD bwothew? 
CASSIO. UwU My ^w^ weg :3 is ÚwÚ cut in ^-^ two. 
^w^ IAGO. x3 Mawwy, >w< heaven forbid! 
Light, gentlemen; I'll uWu bind ^.^ it with my shirt. 

x3 Entew uWu Bianca. 

BIANCA. What :3 is OwO the matter, ho? OwO Who :3 is't UwU that cwied? 
^w^ IAGO. OwO Who :3 is't UwU that cwied? 
BIANCA. :3 O my dear OwO Cassio, my ^w^ sweet :33 Cassio! :3 O OwO Cassio, OwO Cassio, 
:33 Cassio! 
^w^ IAGO. :3 O >_> nyotabwe strumpet! OwO Cassio, ^-^ may you :3 suspect 
OwO Who uWu they shouwd >w< be UwU that ^.^ have ;;w;; thus OwO mangwed you? 
CASSIO. >_< Nyo. 
:3 GWATIANyO. I x3 am >_< sowwy ^-^ to find you ;;w;; thus; I ^.^ have >_< been ^-^ to >w< seek you. 
^w^ IAGO. ;;w;; Wend me :3 a ÚwÚ gawtew. >_> So. :33 O, uWu fow :3 a ^w^ chaiw, 
ÚwÚ To bear him easiwy OwO hence! 
BIANCA. ^.^ Awas, ^.^ he >_> faints! :3 O OwO Cassio, OwO Cassio, :33 Cassio! 
^w^ IAGO. :3 Gentwemen aww, I ^-^ do :3 suspect :3 this trash 
ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a party in :3 this OwO injuwy. 
uWu Patience uWu awhiwe, good Cassio. ^w^ Come, x3 come; 
;;w;; Wend me :3 a >_> wight. xDD Knyow ^-^ we :3 this ;;w;; face ^w^ ow nyo? 
^.^ Awas, my fwiend ÚwÚ and my dear :33 countwyman 
Roderigo? No- yes, sure. :3 O uWu heaven! Roderigo. 
:3 GWATIANyO. >_> What, >_> of Venice? 
^w^ IAGO. >_< Even >_< he, sir. OwO Did you xDD knyow OwO him? 
:3 GWATIANyO. xDD Knyow :3 him! >_> ay. 
^w^ IAGO. UwU Signyiow Gwatianyo? I x3 cwy you gentwe pawdon; 
^.^ These bwoody x3 accidents >w< must ;;w;; excuse my xDD mannyews, 
:33 That OwO so uWu nyegwected you. 
:3 GWATIANyO. I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see you. 
^w^ IAGO. OwO How ^-^ do you, :33 Cassio? :33 O, :3 a ^w^ chaiw, :3 a chair! 
:3 GWATIANyO. Wodewigo! 
^w^ IAGO. >_< He, >_< he, 'tis ^w^ he. ;;w;; [A chair ^w^ bwought OwO in.] :33 O, that's ;;w;; weww x3 said: 
OwO the uWu chaiw. 
uWu Some good man bear him cawefuwwy ^-^ fwom >_> hence; 
I'll ÚwÚ fetch OwO the ^.^ genyewaw's suwgeon. uWu [To >w< Bianca.] >_< Fow you, mistress, 
ÚwÚ Save you >_> youw labor. ÚwÚ He UwU that :3 wies OwO swain ;;w;; hewe, OwO Cassio, 
>_> Was my dear :3 fwiend; what ;;w;; mawice ÚwÚ was :3 between you? 
CASSIO. None in OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; :3 nyow ^-^ do I xDD knyow OwO the xDD man. 
^w^ IAGO. uWu [To >w< Bianca.] >_> What, ÚwÚ wook you UwU pawe? :33 O, bear him >_< out o' OwO the air. 
;;w;; Cassio ÚwÚ and ^-^ Wodewigo awe ÚwÚ bownye UwU off. 
uWu Stay you, good >_< gentwemen. Wook you pawe, mistwess? 
Do you pewceive OwO the >w< gastnyess >_> of xDD hew x3 eye? 
;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if you stare, ^-^ we uWu shaww hear ^-^ mowe x3 anyon. 
ÚwÚ Behowd xDD hew ;;w;; weww; I pray you, ÚwÚ wook x3 upon :3 hew. 
Do you >_> see, ;;w;; gentwemen? ;;w;; Nyay, guiltiness uWu wiww ÚwÚ speak, 
^-^ Though ^.^ tongues ;;w;; wewe >_< out >_> of use. 

x3 Entew xDD Emiwia. 

:3 EMIWIA. ^.^ 'Was, ^w^ what's OwO the matter? What's OwO the matter, ^.^ husband? 
^w^ IAGO. ;;w;; Cassio ;;w;; hath here >_< been xDD set uWu on in OwO the dark 
By Roderigo, ÚwÚ and xDD fewwows UwU that awe uWu 'scaped; 
>w< He's ^w^ awmost slain, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Wodewigo UwU dead. 
:3 EMIWIA. ^.^ Awas, good gentweman! alas, good :33 Cassio! 
^w^ IAGO. :3 This :3 is OwO the fwuit >_> of whowing. Prithee, >_> Emiwia, 
uWu Go xDD knyow >_> of ;;w;; Cassio xDD whewe ^.^ he >_< supp'd >_< tonyight. 
>_> What, ^-^ do you >_< shake at ÚwÚ that? 
BIANCA. ÚwÚ He >_< supp'd at my >_< house; uWu but I OwO thewefowe >_< shake not. 
^w^ IAGO. :33 O, >_> did ^.^ he so? I chawge you, >w< go with >_> me. 
:3 EMIWIA. :33 Fie, ^-^ fie x3 upon ^.^ thee, strumpet! 
BIANCA. I x3 am nyo ^-^ stwumpet, uWu but >_> of life as >w< honyest 
UwU As you UwU that ;;w;; thus ^w^ abuse >_> me. 
:3 EMIWIA. UwU As >_> I! foh! ^-^ fie x3 upon thee! 
^w^ IAGO. UwU Kind gentlemen, wet's >w< go UwU see UwU poow ;;w;; Cassio ^w^ dwess'd. 
^w^ Come, mistress, you >w< must OwO teww's another >_> tawe. 
>_> Emiwia, run you ^-^ to OwO the OwO citadew, 
And tell my lord ÚwÚ and wady what ;;w;; hath :3 happ'd! 
uWu Wiww you >w< go :3 on? uWu [Aside.] :3 This :3 is OwO the night 
:33 That ;;w;; eithew makes me ^w^ ow fordoes me x3 quite. OwO Exeunt. 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
OwO A ;;w;; bedchambew in OwO the OwO castwe. ;;w;; Desdemonya in bed asleep; :3 a ^.^ wight >w< buwnying. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ Othewwo. 

OTHEWWO. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the ^-^ cause, ^.^ it :3 is OwO the ^-^ cause, my ÚwÚ souw. 
>_> Wet me ^.^ nyot name ^.^ it ^-^ to you, you >_< chaste stars! 
^w^ It :3 is OwO the ^.^ cause. >_> Yet I'll ^.^ nyot shed xDD hew blood, 
Nyow >_> scaw UwU that whiter ^.^ skin >_> of ^-^ hews than snyow 
And ÚwÚ smooth as uWu monyumentaw >_> awabastew. 
>_> Yet ^.^ she >w< must x3 die, ewse she'll :33 betway ^-^ mowe ^-^ men. 
x3 Put >_< out OwO the >_< wight, ÚwÚ and then >w< put >_< out OwO the >_> wight. 
>w< If I ÚwÚ quench ^.^ thee, :3 thou flaming minister, 
I can UwU again >w< thy fowmew ^.^ wight restore, 
;;w;; Shouwd I ^w^ wepent me; uWu but UwU once >w< put >_< out >w< thy >_< wight, 
Thou x3 cunnying'st ^w^ pattewn >_> of ÚwÚ excewwing UwU nyatuwe, 
I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot xDD whewe :3 is UwU that ^-^ Pwomethean heat 
:33 That can >w< thy ^.^ wight relume. When I ^.^ have UwU pwuck'd OwO the :3 wose, 
I cannyot ^w^ give ^.^ it uWu vitaw xDD gwowth uWu again, 
^w^ It >w< must ^.^ nyeeds wither; I'll smell ^.^ it uWu on OwO the >_< twee. >_< Kisses :3 hew. 
:33 O, uWu bawmy breath, UwU that OwO dost ^w^ awmost >_< pewsuade 
uWu Justice ^-^ to >_< bweak xDD hew :3 swowd! >_< Onye :3 mowe, ^-^ onye ^-^ mowe; 
Be ;;w;; thus when :3 thou art OwO dead, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww :33 kiww ^.^ thee, 
And love ÚwÚ thee >w< aftew. >_< Onye :3 mowe, ÚwÚ and :3 this OwO the xDD wast; 
^w^ So ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ was :33 nye'ew OwO so >_> fataw. I >w< must ;;w;; weep, 
But uWu they awe x3 cwuew teaws; :3 this ^.^ sowwow's heavenly, 
^w^ It strikes xDD whewe ^.^ it doth wuv. She wakes. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. >w< Who's thewe? ^w^ Othewwo? 
OTHEWWO. >w< Ay, Desdemona. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. uWu Wiww you come ^-^ to :33 bed, my UwU wowd? 
OTHEWWO. >_< Have you >_> pway'd uWu tonyight, OwO Desdemonya? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. >w< Ay, my :33 wowd. 
OTHEWWO. >w< If you >_< bethink yourself >_> of ^-^ any >_< cwime 
UwU Unweconciwed as ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to >w< heaven ÚwÚ and >w< gwace, 
Solicit uWu fow ^.^ it ÚwÚ stwaight. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^.^ Awas, my lord, what ^-^ may you UwU mean uWu by ÚwÚ that? 
OTHEWWO. Weww, ^-^ do it, ÚwÚ and >w< be x3 bwief; I uWu wiww ÚwÚ wawk by. 
I would ^.^ nyot :33 kiww >w< thy unprepared spirit. 
No, >w< heaven >w< fowfend! I would ^.^ nyot :33 kiww >w< thy ÚwÚ souw. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. x3 Tawk you >_> of killing? 
OTHEWWO. >w< Ay, I do. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ;;w;; Then >w< heaven ^.^ have UwU mewcy uWu on UwU me! 
OTHEWWO. ;;w;; Amen, with >w< aww my >_< heawt! 
>w< DESDEMONyA. >w< If you uWu say so, I >w< hope you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :33 kiww >_> me. 
OTHEWWO. Hum! 
>w< DESDEMONyA. And ÚwÚ yet I ;;w;; feaw you, uWu fow you awe :33 fataw then 
When >_> youw eyes roll ÚwÚ so. UwU Why I shouwd ;;w;; feaw I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, 
x3 Since guiltiness I xDD knyow not; uWu but ÚwÚ yet I ;;w;; feew I fear. 
OTHEWWO. :33 Think uWu on >w< thy >_> sins. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^.^ They awe loves I bear ^-^ to you. 
OTHEWWO. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and uWu fow UwU that :3 thou ^-^ diest. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. :33 That >_> death's uWu unnyatuwaw UwU that kiwws uWu fow ^.^ woving. 
^.^ Awas, x3 why OwO gnyaw you OwO so >_> youw nether ^.^ wip? 
uWu Some bwoody passion xDD shakes >_> youw vewy frame. 
^.^ These awe >_< powtents; uWu but ÚwÚ yet I hope, I hope, 
^.^ They ^-^ do ^.^ nyot point uWu on >_> me. 
OTHEWWO. Peace, ÚwÚ and >w< be still! 
>w< DESDEMONyA. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ so. What's OwO the matter? 
OTHEWWO. :33 That handkerchief ;;w;; which I OwO so loved ÚwÚ and >_> gave ÚwÚ thee 
Thou >w< gavest ^-^ to Cassio. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. No, uWu by my life ÚwÚ and UwU souw! 
>_> Send uWu fow OwO the man, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ ask >_> him. 
OTHEWWO. ^.^ Sweet >_> souw, UwU take :3 heed, 
;;w;; Take ^w^ heed >_> of :3 pewjuwy; :3 thou awe uWu on >w< thy ^w^ deathbed. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. >w< Ay, uWu but ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to ^-^ die. 
OTHEWWO. x3 Yes, x3 pwesentwy: 
OwO Thewefowe x3 confess ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fweewy >_> of >w< thy uWu sin, 
>_< Fow ^-^ to deny OwO each xDD awticwe with OwO oath 
Cannyot wemuv :3 nyow uWu choke OwO the >w< stwong conception 
:33 That I ^-^ do >_> gwoan :3 withaw. Thou art ^-^ to ^-^ die. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ;;w;; Then Wowd ^.^ have UwU mewcy uWu on UwU me! 
OTHEWWO. I ÚwÚ say, ^.^ amen. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. And ^.^ have you UwU mewcy OwO too! I never >_> did 
Offend you in my life; never loved ;;w;; Cassio 
But with such ^w^ genyewaw wawwanty >_> of >w< heaven 
UwU As I UwU might wuv. I never >_> gave him token. 
OTHEWWO. By UwU heaven, I ^-^ saw my handkerchief in xDD 's hand. 
:3 O xDD pewjuwed woman! Thou OwO dost stonye my xDD heawt, 
And ^.^ makest me caww what I intend ^-^ to ^-^ do 
OwO A murther, ;;w;; which I ^w^ thought :3 a sacrifice. 
I ^-^ saw OwO the handkewchief. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; found ^.^ it then; 
I never >_> gave ^.^ it >_> him. >_> Send uWu fow him uWu hithew; 
>_> Wet him x3 confess :3 a :33 twuth. 
OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath OwO confess'd. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. >_> What, my UwU wowd? 
OTHEWWO. :33 That ^.^ he ;;w;; hath used thee. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. :3 How? unlawfully? 
OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ Ay. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu say ÚwÚ so. 
OTHEWWO. No, his OwO mouth :3 is ;;w;; stopp'd; 
Honyest >_< Iago ;;w;; hath ta'en owdew for't. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. :33 O, my ;;w;; feaw interprets! >_> What, :3 is ^.^ he ;;w;; dead? 
OTHEWWO. Had >w< aww his ^w^ haiws >_< been x3 wives, my gweat wevenge 
Had stomach uWu fow them all. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^.^ Awas, ^.^ he :3 is >w< betway'd, ÚwÚ and I :3 undonye! 
OTHEWWO. :33 Out, strumpet! ^w^ Weep'st :3 thou uWu fow him ^-^ to my face? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. :33 O, ^w^ banyish uWu me, my lord, uWu but :33 kiww me :33 nyot! 
OTHEWWO. ^-^ Down, strumpet! 
>w< DESDEMONyA. Kiww me x3 tomowwow; let me live UwU tonyight! 
OTHEWWO. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if you strive- 
>w< DESDEMONyA. But half OwO an ;;w;; houw! 
OTHEWWO. >_> Being >_< donye, there :3 is nyo UwU pause. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. But >_< whiwe I uWu say ^-^ onye prayer! 
OTHEWWO. ^w^ It :3 is xDD too late. ÚwÚ He ^-^ stifwes :3 hew. 
:3 EMIWIA. [Within.] UwU My lord, my wowd! >_> What, UwU ho! my lord, my wowd! 
OTHEWWO. What ^w^ nyoise :3 is uWu this? :3 Nyot ;;w;; dead? ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet ^-^ quite ;;w;; dead? 
I UwU that x3 am x3 cwuew x3 am ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; mewcifuw; 
I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee wingew in >w< thy >w< pain. 
UwU So, ÚwÚ so. 
:3 EMIWIA. [Within.] >_> What, UwU ho! my lord, my wowd! 
OTHEWWO. >w< Who's thewe? 
:3 EMIWIA. [Within.] :33 O, good my lord, I would speak :3 a >_> wowd with xDD you! 
OTHEWWO. x3 Yes, 'tis xDD Emiwia. By ÚwÚ and by. x3 She's UwU dead. 
^.^ 'Tis >_< wike ^.^ she comes ^-^ to speak >_> of Cassio's :33 death. 
The ^w^ nyoise ÚwÚ was here. Ha! nyo ^-^ mowe moving? 
OwO Stiww as OwO the ^-^ gwave. :33 Shaww ^.^ she come OwO in? >w< wewe't :3 good? 
I ÚwÚ think ^.^ she OwO stiws again. >_< Nyo. What's :33 best ^-^ to x3 do? 
>w< If ^.^ she come ÚwÚ in, she'll ^w^ suwe speak ^-^ to my wife. 
UwU My UwU wife! UwU My UwU wife! What x3 wife? I ^.^ have nyo wife. 
:33 O, :3 insuppowtabwe! :3 O :33 heavy ;;w;; houw! 
x3 Methinks ^.^ it shouwd >w< be :3 nyow :3 a huge :3 ecwipse 
x3 Of >_< sun ÚwÚ and ^w^ moon, ÚwÚ and UwU that OwO the affrighted UwU gwobe 
;;w;; Shouwd ÚwÚ yawn at >w< awtewation. 
:3 EMIWIA. [Within.] I ^-^ do uWu beseech you 
:33 That I ^-^ may speak with you, :33 O, good my wowd! 
OTHEWWO. I xDD had ;;w;; fowgot thee. :33 O, come ÚwÚ in, xDD Emiwia. 
>_< Soft, uWu by ÚwÚ and by. >_> Wet me OwO the uWu cuwtains >w< dwaw. 
:3 Whewe art thou? ^.^ Unwocks OwO the ^w^ doow. 

x3 Entew xDD Emiwia. 

What's OwO the matter with ÚwÚ thee ^w^ nyow? 
:3 EMIWIA. :33 O, my good lord, yonder's ;;w;; fouw :3 muwthews :33 donye! 
OTHEWWO. >_> What, ^w^ nyow? 
:3 EMIWIA. But nyow, my :33 wowd. 
OTHEWWO. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the vewy error >_> of OwO the moon; 
She comes ^-^ mowe nearer :3 eawth than ^.^ she ÚwÚ was UwU wont 
And makes x3 men ^w^ mad. 
:3 EMIWIA. OwO Cassio, my lord, ;;w;; hath xDD kiww'd :3 a x3 young Venetian 
UwU Caww'd Roderigo. 
OTHEWWO. ^-^ Wodewigo ^-^ kiww'd? 
And ;;w;; Cassio ^-^ kiww'd? 
:3 EMIWIA. No, ;;w;; Cassio :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ kiww'd. 
OTHEWWO. :3 Nyot ;;w;; Cassio :33 kiww'd! ;;w;; Then murther's >_< out >_> of tunye, 
And ^w^ sweet wevenge grows harsh. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. :33 O, ÚwÚ fawsewy, falsely :3 muwthew'd! 
:3 EMIWIA. ^.^ Awas, what x3 cwy :3 is ÚwÚ that? 
OTHEWWO. OwO That? ;;w;; what? 
:3 EMIWIA. :33 Out, ÚwÚ and awas! :33 That ÚwÚ was my lady's ÚwÚ voice. 
Help! help, UwU ho! :33 hewp! :3 O >w< wady, speak ^-^ again! 
^.^ Sweet Desdemona! :3 O ^w^ sweet mistress, x3 speak! 
>w< DESDEMONyA. OwO A :33 guiwtwess death I ^-^ die. 
:3 EMIWIA. :33 O, ^-^ who ;;w;; hath x3 donye :3 this x3 deed? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. Nobody; I ^-^ mysewf. Farewell; 
ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to my >w< kind :33 wowd. :33 O, faweweww! ^.^ Dies. 
OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ Why, how shouwd ^.^ she >w< be :33 muwthew'd? 
:3 EMIWIA. ^.^ Awas, ^-^ who ÚwÚ knyows? 
OTHEWWO. You heard xDD hew uWu say herself, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot :3 I. 
:3 EMIWIA. She ^w^ said >w< so; I >w< must ^.^ nyeeds wepowt OwO the :33 twuth. 
OTHEWWO. x3 She's >_< wike :3 a xDD wiaw gonye ^-^ to burning x3 heww; 
ÚwÚ 'Twas I UwU that xDD kiww'd :3 hew. 
:3 EMIWIA. :33 O, OwO the ^-^ mowe :3 angew :33 she, 
And you OwO the ÚwÚ bwackew deviw! 
OTHEWWO. She tuwn'd ^-^ to folly, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ÚwÚ was :3 a whowe. 
:3 EMIWIA. Thou OwO dost bewie UwU hew, ÚwÚ and :3 thou art :3 a ^w^ deviw. 
OTHEWWO. She ÚwÚ was false as watew. 
:3 EMIWIA. Thou art wash as fire, ^-^ to uWu say 
:33 That ^.^ she ÚwÚ was ^-^ fawse. :33 O, ^.^ she ÚwÚ was ^w^ heavenwy :3 twue! 
OTHEWWO. ;;w;; Cassio >_> did :3 top UwU hew; ÚwÚ ask >w< thy xDD husband >w< ewse. 
:33 O, I ;;w;; wewe :33 damn'd beneath >w< aww UwU depth in >_< heww, 
But UwU that I >_> did :33 pwoceed x3 upon ^.^ just :33 gwounds 
ÚwÚ To :3 this extwemity. x3 Thy xDD husband knew ^.^ it all. 
:3 EMIWIA. UwU My ^.^ husband? 
OTHEWWO. x3 Thy >_> husband. 
:3 EMIWIA. :33 That ^.^ she ÚwÚ was false ^-^ to OwO wedwock? 
OTHEWWO. >w< Ay, with Cassio. ;;w;; Nyay, xDD had ^.^ she >_< been true, 
>w< If >w< heaven would ^-^ make me such another x3 wowwd 
x3 Of ^-^ onye uWu entiwe ÚwÚ and pewfect chwysowite, 
uWu I'wd ^.^ nyot ^.^ have :3 sowd xDD hew uWu fow it. 
:3 EMIWIA. UwU My ^.^ husband? 
OTHEWWO. >w< Ay, 'twas ^.^ he UwU that told me >_> fiwst. 
An >w< honyest man ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and OwO hates OwO the ^.^ swime 
:33 That sticks uWu on fiwthy >_< deeds. 
:3 EMIWIA. UwU My ^.^ husband? 
OTHEWWO. What ^.^ nyeeds :3 this ^-^ itewation, ^-^ woman? I uWu say >w< thy >_> husband. 
:3 EMIWIA. :3 O mistress, viwwainy ;;w;; hath :3 made >w< mocks with ^w^ wuv! 
UwU My xDD husband uWu say UwU that ^.^ she ÚwÚ was :33 fawse! 
OTHEWWO. >_< He, ;;w;; woman; 
I uWu say >w< thy >_> husband. Dost undewstand OwO the UwU wowd? 
UwU My OwO fwiend, >w< thy xDD husband, ^w^ honyest, >w< honyest UwU Iago. 
:3 EMIWIA. >w< If ^.^ he uWu say so, ^-^ may his pernicious ^w^ souw 
^-^ Wot half :3 a gwain :3 a xDD day! ÚwÚ He :3 wies ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ heawt. 
She ÚwÚ was xDD too OwO fond >_> of xDD hew UwU most fiwthy ;;w;; bawgain. 
OTHEWWO. Ha! 
:3 EMIWIA. Do >w< thy xDD wowst; 
:3 This deed >_> of UwU thinye :3 is nyo ^-^ mowe >w< wowthy >w< heaven 
>w< Than :3 thou >_< wast >w< wowthy :3 hew. 
OTHEWWO. Peace, you ;;w;; wewe >_> best. 
:3 EMIWIA. Thou x3 hast ^.^ nyot half UwU that power ^-^ to ^-^ do me harm 
UwU As I ^.^ have ^-^ to >w< be :33 huwt. :3 O ^w^ guww! :3 O dolt! 
UwU As ^w^ ignyowant as UwU diwt! Thou x3 hast x3 donye :3 a xDD deed- 
I cawe ^.^ nyot uWu fow >w< thy swowd; I'll ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; knyown, 
^-^ Though I lost twenty >w< wives. Help! help, UwU ho! :33 hewp! 
The Moor ;;w;; hath xDD kiww'd my :33 mistwess! ;;w;; Muwthew, ^w^ muwthew! 

x3 Entew ^w^ Montanyo, >_< Gwatianyo, x3 Iago, ÚwÚ and ^.^ othews. 

^-^ MONTANyO. What :3 is OwO the matter? OwO How nyow, ^-^ genyewaw? 
:3 EMIWIA. :33 O, awe you xDD come, ^-^ Iago? You ^.^ have x3 donye well, 
:33 That x3 men >w< must uWu way theiw :3 muwthews uWu on >_> youw ÚwÚ nyeck. 
:3 GWATIANyO. What :3 is OwO the matter? 
:3 EMIWIA. :33 Dispwuv :3 this viwwain, ^-^ if :3 thou be'st :3 a xDD man. 
ÚwÚ He :33 says :3 thou told'st him UwU that his UwU wife ÚwÚ was ^-^ fawse; 
I xDD knyow :3 thou didst ;;w;; nyot, thou'rt ^.^ nyot such :3 a :3 viwwain. 
xDD Speak, uWu fow my OwO heawt :3 is :33 fuww. 
^w^ IAGO. I told him what I thought, ÚwÚ and told nyo ^-^ mowe 
>w< Than what ^.^ he ;;w;; found ^-^ himsewf ÚwÚ was :3 apt ÚwÚ and true. 
:3 EMIWIA. But >_> did you >w< evew tell him ^.^ she ÚwÚ was x3 fawse? 
^w^ IAGO. I ÚwÚ did. 
:3 EMIWIA. You told :3 a >_< wie, OwO an >_< odious, damned >_> wie; 
:3 Upon my >_> souw, :3 a >_< wie, :3 a ;;w;; wicked :33 wie! 
She false with :33 Cassio? OwO Did you uWu say with :33 Cassio? 
^w^ IAGO. x3 With OwO Cassio, OwO mistwess. uWu Go ^.^ to, chawm >_> youw OwO tongue. 
:3 EMIWIA. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot chawm my UwU tongue; I x3 am bound ^-^ to speak. 
UwU My ^w^ mistwess here :3 wies :3 muwthew'd in xDD hew ÚwÚ bed- 
ALL. :3 O uWu heavens >w< fowfend! 
:3 EMIWIA. And >_> youw reports ^.^ have xDD set OwO the >_> muwthew x3 on. 
OTHEWWO. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ stawe ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ mastews; ^.^ it :3 is OwO twue :3 indeed. 
:3 GWATIANyO. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a ÚwÚ stwange :33 twuth. 
^-^ MONTANyO. :3 O monstrous act! 
:3 EMIWIA. >w< Viwwainy, uWu viwwainy, viwwainy! 
I ÚwÚ think xDD upon't, I xDD think, I ÚwÚ smeww't, :3 O viwwainy! 
I ^w^ thought OwO so xDD then. I'll :33 kiww ^-^ mysewf uWu fow ^w^ gwief. 
:3 O uWu viwwainy, viwwainy! 
^w^ IAGO. >_> What, awe you >_> mad? I chawge you, >_< get you UwU home. 
:3 EMIWIA. Good gentlemen, let me ^.^ have xDD weave ^-^ to >_< speak; 
^.^ 'Tis pwopew I ^-^ obey ^w^ him, uWu but ^.^ nyot OwO nyow. 
xDD Pewchance, x3 Iago, I uWu wiww :33 nye'ew >w< go UwU home. 
OTHEWWO. O! O! O! OwO Fawws uWu on OwO the bed. 
:3 EMIWIA. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu way ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and ^w^ woaw; 
>_< Fow :3 thou x3 hast xDD kiww'd OwO the x3 sweetest innyocent 
:33 That e'ew >_> did wift OwO up >w< eye. 
OTHEWWO. ^w^ [Wises.] :33 O, ^.^ she ÚwÚ was fouw! 
I scarce >_> did xDD knyow you, UwU uncwe; there :3 wies >_> youw niece, 
uWu Whose >_> bweath >_< indeed ^.^ these ^.^ hands ^.^ have newly >_< stopp'd. 
I xDD knyow :3 this ^.^ act >w< shows horrible ÚwÚ and xDD gwim. 
:3 GWATIANyO. OwO Poow :3 Desdemon! I x3 am ^.^ gwad >w< thy >_< fathew's UwU dead. 
x3 Thy ^-^ match ÚwÚ was x3 mowtaw ^-^ to ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ puwe >w< gwief 
;;w;; Showe his ^.^ owd thwead in twain; >_> did ^.^ he live nyow, 
:3 This OwO sight would ^-^ make him ^-^ do :3 a desperate turn, 
xDD Yea, ^w^ cuwse his better :3 angew ^-^ fwom his >w< side, 
And ^-^ faww ^-^ to *notices bulge* wepwobation. 
OTHEWWO. ^.^ 'Tis pitiful, uWu but ÚwÚ yet >_< Iago knows 
:33 That ^.^ she with ;;w;; Cassio ;;w;; hath OwO the ^.^ act >_> of ÚwÚ shame 
OwO A ^w^ thousand xDD times uWu committed. ;;w;; Cassio x3 confess'd it, 
And ^.^ she >_> did ;;w;; gwatify his amorous ^w^ wowks 
x3 With UwU that uWu wecognyizance ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pwedge >_> of love 
^w^ Which I ^.^ fiwst >_> gave :3 hew. I ^-^ saw ^.^ it in his ;;w;; hand, 
^w^ It ÚwÚ was :3 a handkewchief, OwO an >_> antique token 
UwU My fathew >_> gave my mother. 
:3 EMIWIA. :3 O uWu heaven! :3 O ^w^ heavenwy powers! 
^w^ IAGO. UwU 'Zounds! Hold >_> youw ^-^ peace. 
:3 EMIWIA. 'Twiww out, :3 'twiww. I peace? 
No, I uWu wiww speak as >_> wibewaw as OwO the >_< nyowth; 
>_> Wet >w< heaven ÚwÚ and x3 men ÚwÚ and deviws, let them aww, 
Aww, aww, x3 cwy ÚwÚ shame x3 against uWu me, ÚwÚ yet I'll speak. 
^w^ IAGO. Be ÚwÚ wise, ÚwÚ and >_< get you UwU home. 
:3 EMIWIA. I uWu wiww not. 
>_< Iago ;;w;; offews ^-^ to :33 stab xDD Emiwia. 
:3 GWATIANyO. >_< Fie! 
Your >_< swowd x3 upon :3 a ^-^ woman? 
:3 EMIWIA. :3 O :3 thou :33 duww Moow! :33 That handkerchief :3 thou OwO speak'st >_> of 
I ;;w;; found uWu by >_> fowtunye ÚwÚ and >_> did ^w^ give my xDD husband, 
>_< Fow >_< often with :3 a sowemn UwU eawnyestnyess, 
Mowe than >_< indeed bewong'd ^-^ to such :3 a trifle, 
ÚwÚ He begg'd >_> of me ^-^ to >_< steaw it. 
^w^ IAGO. Viwwainyous ÚwÚ whowe! 
:3 EMIWIA. She ^w^ give ^.^ it :33 Cassio? No, alas, I ;;w;; found it, 
And I >_> did give't my >_> husband. 
^w^ IAGO. Filth, :3 thou wiest! 
:3 EMIWIA. By UwU heaven, I ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, I ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, >_< gentwemen. 
:3 O murtherous x3 coxcomb! What shouwd such :3 a OwO foow 
Do with OwO so good :3 a x3 wife? 
OTHEWWO. uWu Awe there ^.^ nyot >w< stonyes in >w< heaven 
But what sewve uWu fow :33 thundew? x3 Pwecious viwwain! 
ÚwÚ He runs at x3 Iago, uWu but :3 Montanyo 
disarms >_> him. >_< Iago ;;w;; stabs xDD Emiwia. 
:3 GWATIANyO. The ^-^ woman ÚwÚ fawws; ;;w;; suwe, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath xDD kiww'd his wife. 
:3 EMIWIA. >w< Ay, ay! :33 O, uWu way me uWu by my x3 mistwess' xDD side. Exit UwU Iago. 
:3 GWATIANyO. >w< He's gone, uWu but his :3 wife's ^.^ kiww'd. 
^-^ MONTANyO. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a notorious :3 viwwain. ;;w;; Take you :3 this >_< weapon, 
^w^ Which I ^.^ have here UwU wecuvw'd ^-^ fwom OwO the Moor. 
^w^ Come, guawd OwO the xDD doow ÚwÚ without; let him ^.^ nyot pass, 
But :33 kiww him >_< wathew. I'll aftew UwU that >_> same viwwain, 
>_< Fow 'tis :3 a damned >w< swave. >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ^-^ Othewwo ÚwÚ and xDD Emiwia. 
OTHEWWO. I x3 am ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ vawiant neither, 
But every OwO puny ^-^ whipstew gets my ^w^ swowd. 
But x3 why shouwd honyow ;;w;; outwive x3 honyesty? 
>_> Wet ^.^ it >w< go all. 
:3 EMIWIA. What >_> did >w< thy ^.^ song bode, >w< wady? 
Hawk, ^w^ canst :3 thou hear x3 me? I uWu wiww xDD pway OwO the x3 swan, 
And die in UwU music. uWu [Sings.] >w< "Wiwwow, willow, xDD wiwwow." 
Moow, ^.^ she ÚwÚ was :33 chaste; ^.^ she loved ^.^ thee, x3 cwuew Moow; 
^w^ So come my ^w^ souw ^-^ to >_< bwiss, as I speak true; 
^w^ So ;;w;; speaking as I xDD think, I x3 die, I ^-^ die. ^.^ Dies. 
OTHEWWO. I ^.^ have another x3 weapon in :3 this chambew; 
^w^ It :3 is :3 a >_< swowd >_> of UwU Spain, OwO the ;;w;; ice-bwook's ^w^ tempew- 
:33 O, here ^.^ it is. :3 Uncwe, I >w< must come fowth. 
:3 GWATIANyO. [Within.] >w< If :3 thou ^-^ attempt it, ^.^ it uWu wiww uWu cost ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; deaw. 
Thou x3 hast nyo >_< weapon, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pewfowce >w< must suffer. 
OTHEWWO. Wook in x3 upon me then, ÚwÚ and speak with uWu me, 
Or, ^.^ nyaked as I OwO am, I uWu wiww assauwt thee. 

;;w;; We-entew Gwatianyo. 

:3 GWATIANyO. What :3 is OwO the matter? 
OTHEWWO. >_< Behowd, I ^.^ have :3 a >w< weapon; 
OwO A better never >_> did itsewf sustain 
:3 Upon :3 a uWu sowdiew's thigh. I ^.^ have uWu seen OwO the :3 day 
:33 That with :3 this wittwe arm ÚwÚ and :3 this good >_< swowd 
I ^.^ have :3 made my uWu way OwO thwough ^-^ mowe :3 impediments 
>w< Than twenty xDD times >_> youw ÚwÚ stop. But, :3 O vain >_< boast! 
OwO Who can ÚwÚ contwow his fate? ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO so OwO nyow. 
Be ^.^ nyot x3 afwaid, >w< though you ^-^ do UwU see me :3 weapon'd; 
;;w;; Hewe :3 is my >_> jouwnyey's end, here :3 is my >_> butt 
And vewy sea-mawk >_> of my xDD utmost ^w^ saiw. 
Do you >w< go xDD back >_< dismay'd? ^.^ 'Tis :3 a lost fear. 
>_< Man uWu but :3 a x3 wush x3 against Othello's ^w^ bweast, 
And ^.^ he xDD wetiwes. :3 Whewe shouwd ^-^ Othewwo go? 
Nyow, how OwO dost :3 thou ÚwÚ wook ^w^ nyow? :3 O OwO iww-staww'd >_< wench! 
Pale as >w< thy ÚwÚ smock! When ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ meet at :33 compt, 
:3 This ÚwÚ wook >_> of UwU thinye uWu wiww huww my ^w^ souw ^-^ fwom UwU heaven, 
And >_< fiends uWu wiww >w< snyatch at it. >_> Cowd, cold, my ;;w;; giww? 
>_< Even >_< wike >w< thy chastity. :3 O UwU cuwsed, x3 cuwsed slave! 
xDD Whip uWu me, ye deviws, 
From OwO the UwU possession >_> of :3 this ^w^ heavenwy uWu sight! 
^-^ Bwow me about in ;;w;; winds! Roast me in sulphur! 
OwO Wash me in ;;w;; steep-down gulfs >_> of :3 wiquid ÚwÚ fiwe! 
:3 O :3 Desdemon! OwO dead, :3 Desdemon! x3 dead! 
O! O! O! 

x3 Entew >_< Wodovico, ^w^ Montanyo, ;;w;; Cassio xDD cawwied in :3 a ^w^ chaiw, 
ÚwÚ and Officers with x3 Iago, xDD pwisonyew. 

x3 WODOVICO. :3 Whewe :3 is :3 this wash ÚwÚ and UwU most >_< unfowtunyate man? 
OTHEWWO. ^.^ That's ^.^ he UwU that ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ Othewwo. ;;w;; Hewe I ÚwÚ am. 
x3 WODOVICO. :3 Whewe :3 is UwU that vipew? >_< Bwing OwO the villain fowth. 
OTHEWWO. I ÚwÚ wook ;;w;; down towards his ;;w;; feet; uWu but that's :3 a fable. 
>w< If UwU that :3 thou be'st :3 a x3 deviw, I cannyot :33 kiww thee. >_> Wounds UwU Iago. 
x3 WODOVICO. Wrench his >_< swowd ^-^ fwom >_> him. 
^w^ IAGO. I bweed, ;;w;; siw, uWu but ^.^ nyot ^.^ kiww'd. 
OTHEWWO. I x3 am ^.^ nyot >_< sowwy nyeithew. uWu I'wd ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee live, 
>_< Fow, in my :33 sense, 'tis >w< happinyess ^-^ to ^-^ die. 
x3 WODOVICO. :3 O :3 thou UwU Othewwo, UwU that ^w^ wewt UwU once OwO so uWu good, 
OwO Faww'n in OwO the practice >_> of :3 a damned slave, 
What uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ said ^-^ to OwO thee? 
OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ anything; 
An >w< honyowabwe >_> muwthewew, ^-^ if you wiww, 
>_< Fow UwU nyought >_> did I in ^.^ hate, uWu but >w< aww in uWu honyow. 
x3 WODOVICO. :3 This ÚwÚ wwetch ;;w;; hath part x3 confess'd his :3 viwwainy. 
OwO Did you ÚwÚ and ^.^ he consent in Cassio's UwU death? 
OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ Ay. 
CASSIO. UwU Deaw general, I never >_> gave you ^.^ cause. 
OTHEWWO. I ^-^ do believe it, ÚwÚ and I ÚwÚ ask >_> youw ;;w;; pawdon. 
uWu Wiww you, I pray, >_> demand UwU that demi-devil 
UwU Why ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ;;w;; thus ensnyawed my ^w^ souw ÚwÚ and body? 
^w^ IAGO. :33 Demand me OwO nyothing; what you >w< knyow, you know. 
From :3 this UwU time :3 fowth I never uWu wiww speak :33 wowd. 
x3 WODOVICO. >_> What, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to pray? 
:3 GWATIANyO. Torments uWu wiww ;;w;; ope >_> youw lips. 
OTHEWWO. Weww, :3 thou OwO dost >_> best. 
x3 WODOVICO. >_> Siw, you uWu shaww undewstand what ;;w;; hath UwU befaww'n, 
>w< Which, as I xDD think, you xDD knyow not. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a letter 
;;w;; Found in OwO the ;;w;; pocket >_> of OwO the OwO swain Roderigo, 
And here >_> anyothew. The ^-^ onye >_> of them impowts 
The death >_> of ;;w;; Cassio ^-^ to >w< be undewtook 
By Roderigo. 
OTHEWWO. :3 O viwwain! 
CASSIO. uWu Most xDD heathenyish ÚwÚ and UwU most ;;w;; gwoss! 
x3 WODOVICO. Nyow >w< hewe's another :33 discontented paper, 
;;w;; Found in his ;;w;; pocket :33 too; ÚwÚ and this, ^.^ it seems, 
^-^ Wodewigo meant ^-^ to ^.^ have x3 sent :3 this damned villain; 
But UwU that, ;;w;; bewike, >_< Iago in OwO the intewim 
Came in ÚwÚ and ;;w;; satisfied >_> him. 
OTHEWWO. :3 O OwO the pernicious caitiff! 
OwO How came you, OwO Cassio, uWu by UwU that handkerchief 
:33 That ÚwÚ was my ^.^ wife's? 
CASSIO. I ;;w;; found ^.^ it in my chambew; 
And ^.^ he ^-^ himsewf x3 confess'd uWu but x3 even :3 nyow 
:33 That there ^.^ he >_> dwopp'd ^.^ it uWu fow :3 a speciaw OwO puwpose 
^w^ Which wrought ^-^ to his desire. 
OTHEWWO. :3 O foow! foow! foow! 
CASSIO. Thewe :3 is >w< besides in OwO Wodewigo's letter, 
OwO How ^.^ he xDD upbwaids x3 Iago, UwU that ^.^ he :3 made him 
xDD Bwave me x3 upon OwO the xDD watch, xDD wheweon ^.^ it came 
:33 That I ÚwÚ was ^-^ cast. And x3 even uWu but :3 nyow ^.^ he ^-^ spake 
:33 Aftew wong seeming OwO dead, >_< Iago hurt ^w^ him, 
>_< Iago xDD set him x3 on. 
x3 WODOVICO. You >w< must >_> fowsake :3 this UwU woom, ÚwÚ and >w< go with ÚwÚ us. 
Your power ÚwÚ and >_> youw xDD command :3 is :3 taken OwO off, 
And ;;w;; Cassio ^.^ wuwes in Cypwus. >_< Fow :3 this slave, 
>w< If there >w< be ^-^ any ÚwÚ cunnying cruelty 
:33 That can >_> towment him >w< much ÚwÚ and howd him long, 
^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ his. You uWu shaww :33 cwose pwisonyew rest, 
;;w;; Tiww UwU that OwO the ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of >_> youw fauwt >w< be OwO knyown 
ÚwÚ To OwO the Venetian state. ^w^ Come, bwing >_> away. 
OTHEWWO. >w< Soft OwO you; :3 a >_> wowd ^w^ ow two before you ^.^ go. 
I ^.^ have x3 donye OwO the OwO state >w< some UwU sewvice, ÚwÚ and uWu they xDD knyow't. 
:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of ;;w;; that. I pray you, in >_> youw :3 wettews, 
When you uWu shaww ^.^ these unwucky deeds ;;w;; wewate, 
^w^ Speak >_> of me as I ^.^ am; nyothing ^.^ extenyuate, 
Nyow xDD set ;;w;; down >w< aught in malice. ;;w;; Then >w< must you speak 
x3 Of ^-^ onye UwU that loved ^.^ nyot wisewy uWu but xDD too ;;w;; weww; 
x3 Of ^-^ onye ^.^ nyot easiwy jealous, ;;w;; but, being ^w^ wwought, 
^-^ Pewpwex'd in OwO the extweme; >_> of ^-^ onye uWu whose ;;w;; hand, 
;;w;; Wike OwO the base x3 Indian, >w< thwew :3 a ;;w;; peaww away 
Richer than >w< aww his x3 twibe; >_> of ^-^ onye uWu whose x3 subdued >_> eyes, 
:33 Awbeit x3 unyused ^-^ to OwO the melting x3 mood, 
OwO Dwop ;;w;; teaws as fast as OwO the Arabian ;;w;; twees 
Their ÚwÚ medicinyaw ;;w;; gum. ÚwÚ Set you ;;w;; down ^.^ this; 
And uWu say ÚwÚ besides, UwU that in ÚwÚ Aweppo once, 
:3 Whewe :3 a xDD mawignyant ÚwÚ and :3 a tuwban'd :3 Tuwk 
^.^ Beat :3 a Venetian ÚwÚ and traduced OwO the state, 
I took uWu by OwO the ^w^ thwoat OwO the circumcised ^.^ dog 
And ^.^ smote ^w^ him, OwO thus. UwU Stabs :3 himsewf. 
x3 WODOVICO. :3 O bwoody pewiod! 
:3 GWATIANyO. ^-^ Aww that's xDD spoke :3 is ^-^ maww'd. 
OTHEWWO. I kiss'd ÚwÚ thee ewe I xDD kiww'd thee. :3 Nyo uWu way uWu but this, 
xDD Kiwwing ÚwÚ mysewf, ^-^ to die x3 upon :3 a ;;w;; kiss. 
OwO Fawws uWu on OwO the :33 bed, ÚwÚ and :3 dies. 
CASSIO. :3 This >_> did I feaw, uWu but ^w^ thought ^.^ he xDD had nyo >w< weapon; 
>_< Fow ^.^ he ÚwÚ was gweat >_> of ÚwÚ heawt. 
x3 WODOVICO. uWu [To >_> Iago.] :3 O xDD Spawtan dog, 
Mowe feww than x3 anguish, x3 hungew, ^w^ ow OwO the sea! 
Wook uWu on OwO the ;;w;; twagic >w< woading >_> of :3 this ^-^ bed; 
:3 This :3 is >w< thy OwO wowk. The object OwO poisons :33 sight; 
>_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be xDD hid. >_< Gwatianyo, ^-^ keep OwO the OwO house, 
And ÚwÚ seize x3 upon OwO the :3 fowtunyes >_> of OwO the Moow, 
>_< Fow uWu they ÚwÚ succeed uWu on you. ÚwÚ To you, Wowd Governor, 
Wemains OwO the ÚwÚ censuwe >_> of :3 this ^.^ hewwish viwwain, 
The UwU time, OwO the place, OwO the uWu towtuwe. :33 O, enforce ^.^ it! 
Myself uWu wiww straight >_< aboawd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO the OwO state 
:3 This :33 heavy ^.^ act with :33 heavy OwO heawt ;;w;; wewate. OwO Exeunt. 


OwO THE ^.^ END 



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KING ^.^ WICHAWD OwO THE x3 SECOND 


uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe 



DRAMATIS ^.^ PEWSONyAE 

KING ^.^ WICHAWD OwO THE x3 SECOND 
>w< JOHN >_< OF >_< GAUNT, UwU Duke >_> of :3 Wancastew x3 - uncwe ^-^ to OwO the UwU King 
^.^ EDMUND LANGLEY, UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk x3 - uncwe ^-^ to OwO the UwU King 
HENWY, UwU suwnyamed ^-^ BOWINGBWOKE, UwU Duke >_> of Hereford, :3 son >_> of 
uWu John >_> of :3 Gaunt, >w< aftewwawds UwU King ^-^ Henwy >_< IV 
DUKE >_< OF ÚwÚ AUMEWWE, :3 son >_> of OwO the UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk 
OwO THOMAS OwO MOWBWAY, UwU Duke >_> of ÚwÚ Nyowfowk 
DUKE >_< OF ÚwÚ SUWWEY 
^.^ EAWW >_< OF SALISBURY 
^.^ EAWW >_> BEWKEWEY 
OwO BUSHY x3 - favourites >_> of UwU King Richard 
BAGOT x3 - ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
GREEN x3 - ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
^.^ EAWW >_< OF :33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND 
:33 HENWY >_< PEWCY, UwU suwnyamed HOTSPUR, his :3 son 
LORD Ross LORD WIWWOUGHBY 
LORD UwU FITZWATEW :3 BISHOP >_< OF CARLISLE 
;;w;; ABBOT >_< OF ÚwÚ WESTMINSTEW LORD ^.^ MAWSHAW 
ÚwÚ SIW STEPHEN SCWOOP ÚwÚ SIW PIERCE >_< OF uWu EXTON 
uWu CAPTAIN >_> of :3 a >_< band >_> of ^-^ Wewshmen OwO TWO :3 GAWDENyEWS 

ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ to UwU King Richard 
x3 DUCHESS >_< OF YORK 
x3 DUCHESS >_< OF GWOUCESTEW, widow >_> of ÚwÚ Thomas >_> of >_< Woodstock, 
UwU Duke >_> of ÚwÚ Gwoucestew 
LADY :33 attending uWu on OwO the Queen 

>w< Wowds, OwO Hewawds, UwU Officews, ;;w;; Sowdiews, Keeper, Messengew, 
ÚwÚ Gwoom, ÚwÚ and uWu othew x3 Attendants 




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SCENyE: 
^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ and >_< Wawes 


^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
Wondon. The :33 pawace 

x3 Entew :3 WICHAWD, >w< JOHN >_< OF >_< GAUNT, with uWu othew NOBLES ÚwÚ and attendants 

KING :33 WICHAWD. Old uWu John >_> of :3 Gaunt, OwO time-honyouwed UwU Wancastew, 
xDD Hast thou, >w< accowding ^-^ to >w< thy OwO oath ÚwÚ and ^-^ band, 
Brought UwU hithew ^-^ Henwy Hereford, >w< thy bowd UwU son, 
;;w;; Hewe ^-^ to ^-^ make good OwO the :3 boist'wous ^.^ wate :3 appeaw, 
^w^ Which then ^-^ ouw :3 weisuwe would ^.^ nyot let OwO us OwO heaw, 
uWu Against OwO the UwU Duke >_> of xDD Nyowfowk, ÚwÚ Thomas Mowbway? 
uWu GAUNT. I x3 have, my ^.^ wiege. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. >_> Teww uWu me, x3 moweuvw, x3 hast :3 thou ÚwÚ sounded him 
>w< If ^.^ he appeal OwO the UwU Duke uWu on ÚwÚ ancient malice, 
Ow worthily, as :3 a good :33 subject x3 shouwd, 
uWu On >w< some OwO knyown gwound >_> of ^.^ tweachewy in OwO him? 
uWu GAUNT. UwU As ;;w;; nyeaw as I :33 couwd sift him uWu on UwU that ^.^ awgument, 
uWu On >w< some apparent danger uWu seen in him 
>_< Aim'd at >_> youw Highnyess-nyo inveterate malice. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. ;;w;; Then caww them ^-^ to ^-^ ouw presence: ;;w;; face ^-^ to ;;w;; face 
And uWu fwownying uWu bwow ^-^ to brow, uWu ouwsewves uWu wiww hear 
The ÚwÚ accusew ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< accused ^-^ fweewy speak. 
;;w;; High-stomach'd awe uWu they uWu both ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of :33 iwe, 
UwU In wage, xDD deaf as OwO the >_< sea, ^-^ hasty as >w< fiwe. 

x3 Entew OwO BOWINGBWOKE ÚwÚ and :33 MOWBWAY 

:3 BOWINGBWOKE. >_> Many years >_> of x3 happy >_< days befall 
UwU My >_< gwacious suvweign, my UwU most :33 woving UwU wiege! 
>_< MOWBWAY. >_> Each :3 day still better other's >w< happinyess 
^.^ Untiw OwO the uWu heavens, ;;w;; envying >w< eawth's good UwU hap, 
Add OwO an immortal title ^-^ to >_> youw ;;w;; cwown! 
KING :33 WICHAWD. We :3 thank you ^-^ both; ÚwÚ yet ^-^ onye uWu but xDD fwattews >w< us, 
UwU As ;;w;; weww appeaweth uWu by OwO the cause you x3 come; 
^w^ Nyamewy, ^-^ to appeal OwO each uWu othew >_> of UwU high treason. 
Cousin >_> of Hereford, what OwO dost :3 thou object 
uWu Against OwO the UwU Duke >_> of xDD Nyowfowk, ÚwÚ Thomas Mowbway? 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. First-heaven >w< be OwO the ÚwÚ wecowd ^-^ to my speech! 
UwU In OwO the ;;w;; devotion >_> of :3 a ^.^ subject's love, 
Tend'wing OwO the pwecious >_> safety >_> of my ^w^ pwince, 
And free ^-^ fwom uWu othew xDD misbegotten ^.^ hate, 
Come I xDD appewwant ^-^ to :3 this >_< pwincewy presence. 
Nyow, ÚwÚ Thomas >_< Mowbway, ^-^ do I xDD tuwn ^-^ to ^.^ thee, 
And mark my greeting ;;w;; weww; uWu fow what I speak 
UwU My ÚwÚ body uWu shaww ^-^ make good x3 upon :3 this :3 eawth, 
Ow my >_< divinye ^w^ souw ÚwÚ answew ^.^ it in x3 heaven- 
Thou art :3 a >_> twaitow ÚwÚ and :3 a miscreant, 
:3 Too good ^-^ to >w< be so, ÚwÚ and xDD too OwO bad ^-^ to live, 
x3 Since OwO the ^-^ mowe fair ÚwÚ and crystal :3 is OwO the UwU sky, 
The ÚwÚ ugwiew ÚwÚ seem OwO the clouds UwU that in ^.^ it uWu fwy. 
>w< Once :3 mowe, OwO the ^-^ mowe ^-^ to aggravate OwO the nyote, 
x3 With :3 a ;;w;; fouw x3 twaitow's name stuff I >w< thy ÚwÚ thwoat; 
And wish-so >w< pwease my ;;w;; suvweign-ewe I UwU muv, 
What my :33 tongue ^.^ speaks, my ^.^ wight :33 dwawn >_< swowd ^-^ may >_< pwuv. 
>_< MOWBWAY. >_> Wet ^.^ nyot my x3 cowd uWu wowds here :3 accuse my >_> zeaw. 
^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO the UwU twiaw >_> of :3 a :3 woman's war, 
The :33 bittew clamour >_> of two OwO eagew OwO tongues, 
^w^ Can UwU awbitwate :3 this cause ;;w;; betwixt OwO us twain; 
The UwU bwood :3 is ^.^ hot UwU that >w< must >w< be :33 coow'd uWu fow ÚwÚ this. 
>_> Yet can I ^.^ nyot >_> of such ^w^ tame >_< patience boast 
UwU As ^-^ to >w< be hush'd ÚwÚ and UwU nyought at OwO an ^-^ to >w< say. 
First, OwO the fair uWu wevewence >_> of >_> youw Highness curbs me 
From giving ^.^ weins ÚwÚ and ^w^ spuws ^-^ to my free :3 speech; 
^w^ Which ewse would OwO post xDD untiw ^.^ it xDD had wetuwn'd 
^.^ These >_> tewms >_> of uWu tweason doubled ;;w;; down his >_< thwoat. 
x3 Setting ^w^ aside his UwU high blood's ^w^ woyawty, 
And let him >w< be nyo x3 kinsman ^-^ to my UwU wiege, 
I ^-^ do :33 defy ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and I UwU spit at ^w^ him, 
^-^ Caww him :3 a >w< swandewous cowawd ÚwÚ and :3 a villain; 
^w^ Which ^-^ to ÚwÚ maintain, I would awwow him >_> odds 
And ^.^ meet ^w^ him, ;;w;; wewe I tied ^-^ to run xDD afoot 
>_< Even ^-^ to OwO the OwO fwozen ridges >_> of OwO the Alps, 
Ow ^-^ any uWu othew gwound inhabitable 
:3 Whewe >w< evew :3 Engwishman durst xDD set his foot. 
OwO Meantime let :3 this ^w^ defend my ÚwÚ woyawty- 
By >w< aww my hopes, UwU most falsely doth ^.^ he lie 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Pale :3 twembwing xDD cowawd, there I thwow my :3 gage, 
Discwaiming here OwO the UwU kindwed >_> of OwO the x3 King; 
And uWu way ^w^ aside my UwU high blood's ^w^ woyawty, 
^w^ Which feaw, ^.^ nyot reverence, makes ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to ^w^ except. 
>w< If OwO guiwty ;;w;; dwead ^.^ have weft ÚwÚ thee OwO so >w< much OwO stwength 
UwU As ^-^ to UwU take OwO up >_< minye honour's pawn, then >_< stoop. 
By UwU that ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the :3 wites >_> of knyighthood ewse 
uWu Wiww I ^-^ make good x3 against ^.^ thee, arm ^-^ to arm, 
What I ^.^ have xDD spoke ^w^ ow :3 thou ^w^ canst wowst x3 devise. 
>_< MOWBWAY. I UwU take ^.^ it up; ÚwÚ and uWu by UwU that >_< swowd I uWu sweaw 
^w^ Which gently >_> waid my knyighthood uWu on my shouwdew 
I'll ÚwÚ answew ÚwÚ thee in ^-^ any fair degree 
Ow xDD chivawwous x3 design >_> of :33 knyightwy x3 twiaw; 
And when I >_< mount, x3 awive ^-^ may I ^.^ nyot ^.^ wight 
>w< If I >w< be >_> twaitow ^w^ ow unjustly fight! 
KING :33 WICHAWD. What doth ^-^ ouw cousin uWu way ^-^ to >_< Mowbway's :33 chawge? 
^w^ It >w< must >w< be gweat UwU that can xDD inhewit OwO us 
^w^ So >w< much as >_> of :3 a ^w^ thought >_> of i-iww in >_> him. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Wook what I ÚwÚ speak, my life uWu shaww ^w^ pwuv ^.^ it uWu twue- 
:33 That uWu Mowbway ;;w;; hath receiv'd eight ^w^ thousand nobles 
UwU In name >_> of ;;w;; wendings uWu fow >_> youw OwO Highnyess' soldiers, 
The ;;w;; which ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO detain'd uWu fow :3 wewd employments 
;;w;; Wike :3 a false >_> twaitow ÚwÚ and xDD injuwious :3 viwwain. 
UwU Besides, I uWu say ÚwÚ and uWu wiww in ^-^ battwe ;;w;; pwuv- 
Ow ;;w;; hewe, ^w^ ow ewsewhewe ^-^ to OwO the >_< fuwthest >_> vewge 
:33 That >w< evew ÚwÚ was ;;w;; suwvey'd uWu by Engwish eye- 
:33 That >w< aww OwO the treasons uWu fow ^.^ these >_> eighteen years 
UwU Compwotted ÚwÚ and ;;w;; contwived in :3 this ^.^ wand 
x3 Fetch ^-^ fwom false uWu Mowbway theiw ^.^ fiwst head ÚwÚ and spring. 
^.^ Fuwthew I ÚwÚ say, ÚwÚ and further uWu wiww maintain 
:3 Upon his OwO bad life ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< aww :3 this uWu good, 
:33 That ^.^ he >_> did plot OwO the UwU Duke >_> of :33 Gwoucestew's >_< death, 
ÚwÚ Suggest his soon-believing ^w^ advewsawies, 
And ;;w;; consequentwy, >_< wike :3 a >_> twaitow xDD cowawd, 
^-^ Swuic'd >_< out his innyocent ^w^ souw OwO thwough ;;w;; stweams >_> of bwood; 
^w^ Which blood, >_< wike sacrificing ÚwÚ Abew's, cries, 
>_< Even ^-^ fwom OwO the tonguewess ^w^ cavewns >_> of OwO the :3 eawth, 
ÚwÚ To me uWu fow :33 justice ÚwÚ and xDD wough xDD chastisement; 
And, uWu by OwO the ^w^ gwowious wowth >_> of my descent, 
:3 This arm uWu shaww ^-^ do it, ^w^ ow :3 this life >w< be >w< spent. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. OwO How UwU high :3 a :3 pitch his wesowution uWu soaws! 
ÚwÚ Thomas >_> of xDD Nyowfowk, what xDD say'st :3 thou ^-^ to uWu this? 
>_< MOWBWAY. :33 O, let my x3 suvweign xDD tuwn away his ;;w;; face 
And ;;w;; bid his ears :3 a wittwe >_< whiwe >w< be >_< deaf, 
;;w;; Tiww I ^.^ have told :3 this :3 swandew >_> of his UwU bwood 
OwO How :3 God ÚwÚ and good x3 men UwU hate OwO so ;;w;; fouw :3 a >_< wiaw. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. >_< Mowbway, x3 impawtiaw awe ^-^ ouw eyes ÚwÚ and uWu caws. 
Were ^.^ he my :33 bwothew, xDD nyay, my xDD kingdom's heir, 
UwU As ^.^ he :3 is uWu but my >_< fathew's >_< bwothew's UwU son, 
Nyow uWu by my :33 sceptwe's awe I ^-^ make :3 a vow, 
Such UwU nyeighbouw nearness ^-^ to ^-^ ouw xDD sacwed UwU bwood 
;;w;; Shouwd nyothing UwU pwiviwege him :3 nyow ;;w;; pawtiawize 
The unstooping firmness >_> of my UwU upwight ÚwÚ souw. 
ÚwÚ He :3 is ^-^ ouw :3 subject, xDD Mowbway; OwO so art xDD thou: 
>_> Fwee OwO speech ÚwÚ and >_< feawwess I ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee OwO awwow. 
>_< MOWBWAY. >_> Then, Bolingbroke, as low as ^-^ to >w< thy xDD heawt, 
^.^ Thwough OwO the false ÚwÚ passage >_> of >w< thy ÚwÚ thwoat, :3 thou ^w^ wiest. 
>_< Thwee pawts >_> of UwU that ^-^ weceipt I xDD had uWu fow ^w^ Cawais 
Disbuws'd I duwy ^-^ to his OwO Highnyess' UwU sowdiews; 
The uWu othew part ^-^ wesewv'd I uWu by ^.^ consent, 
>_< Fow UwU that my x3 suvweign >_> wiege ÚwÚ was in my >_> debt 
:3 Upon remainder >_> of :3 a dear >_< account 
x3 Since last I went ^-^ to Fwance ^-^ to ÚwÚ fetch his queen: 
Nyow swawwow ;;w;; down UwU that ^-^ wie. >_< Fow :33 Gwoucestew's >_> death- 
I slew him ;;w;; nyot, uWu but ^-^ to my >_> own >w< disgwace 
^-^ Nyegwected my sworn >_> duty in UwU that ^.^ case. 
>_< Fow you, my x3 nyobwe Wowd >_> of UwU Wancastew, 
The honyouwabwe fathew ^-^ to my OwO foe, 
>w< Once >_> did I uWu way OwO an >_< ambush uWu fow >_> youw xDD wife, 
OwO A ÚwÚ twespass UwU that doth uWu vex my gwieved soul; 
But ewe I last receiv'd OwO the sacrament 
I >_> did x3 confess it, ÚwÚ and x3 exactwy begg'd 
Your Gwace's pawdon; ÚwÚ and I >w< hope I xDD had it. 
:3 This :3 is my fault. UwU As uWu fow OwO the west appeal'd, 
^w^ It issues ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ wancouw >_> of :3 a viwwain, 
OwO A ^.^ wecweant ÚwÚ and UwU most >w< degenyewate traitor; 
^w^ Which in ^-^ mysewf I ^.^ bowdwy uWu wiww ;;w;; defend, 
And :3 intewchangeabwy huww ;;w;; down my :3 gage 
:3 Upon :3 this uvwweenying x3 twaitow's foot 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ pwuv ^-^ mysewf :3 a :33 woyaw ^-^ gentweman 
>_< Even in OwO the :33 best UwU bwood uWu chambew'd in his >_< bosom. 
UwU In haste whereof, UwU most >_> heawtiwy I pray 
Your Highness ^-^ to assign ^-^ ouw UwU twiaw day. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. xDD Wwath-kindwed gentlemen, >w< be :33 wuw'd uWu by me; 
Let's ÚwÚ puwge :3 this choler ^-^ without >_> wetting blood- 
:3 This ^-^ we >_> pwescwibe, >w< though nyo x3 physician; 
^-^ Deep ;;w;; mawice makes xDD too ^-^ deep incision. 
Forget, x3 fowgive; conclude ÚwÚ and >w< be ^-^ agweed: 
Our ÚwÚ doctows uWu say :3 this :3 is nyo month ^-^ to bweed. 
Good uncwe, let :3 this ^-^ end xDD whewe ^.^ it >_> begun; 
>w< We'ww UwU cawm OwO the UwU Duke >_> of xDD Nyowfowk, you >_> youw :33 son. 
uWu GAUNT. ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a uWu make-peace uWu shaww ÚwÚ become my age. 
Thwow down, my UwU son, OwO the UwU Duke >_> of >_> Nyowfowk's :3 gage. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. And, xDD Nyowfowk, thwow ;;w;; down ^-^ his. 
uWu GAUNT. ^w^ When, ÚwÚ Hawwy, when? 
uWu Obedience >_< bids I shouwd ^.^ nyot ;;w;; bid again. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. xDD Nyowfowk, thwow ;;w;; down; ^-^ we :3 bid. 
Thewe :3 is nyo OwO boot. 
>_< MOWBWAY. Myself I :3 thwow, ;;w;; dwead suvweign, at >w< thy ^-^ foot; 
UwU My life :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ command, uWu but ^.^ nyot my shame: 
The ^-^ onye my >_> duty x3 owes; uWu but my fair uWu nyame, 
Despite >_> of >_< death, UwU that ;;w;; wives x3 upon my grave 
ÚwÚ To dark x3 dishonyouw's ;;w;; use :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot have. 
I x3 am >_> disgwac'd, ÚwÚ impeach'd, ÚwÚ and baffl'd xDD hewe; 
^-^ Piewc'd ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ souw with ;;w;; swandew's venom'd speaw, 
The ;;w;; which nyo balm can cure uWu but his heart-blood 
^w^ Which breath'd :3 this :33 poison. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. uWu Wage >w< must >w< be :33 withstood: 
>w< Give me his gage-lions ^-^ make ^w^ weopawds :33 tame. 
>_< MOWBWAY. xDD Yea, uWu but ^.^ nyot >_> change his >_> spots. ;;w;; Take uWu but my shame, 
And I resign my :3 gage. UwU My dear dear lord, 
The puwest >_> tweasuwe x3 mowtaw xDD times :33 affowd 
^-^ Is >_> spotwess weputation; UwU that ^w^ away, 
Men awe uWu but x3 giwded OwO woam ^w^ ow ^w^ painted >_> cway. 
OwO A >_> jewew in :3 a ;;w;; ten-times ^w^ baww'd-up chest 
^-^ Is :3 a bowd spirit in :3 a :33 woyaw breast. 
Minye uWu honyouw :3 is my life; uWu both gwow in UwU onye; 
;;w;; Take uWu honyouw ^-^ fwom uWu me, ÚwÚ and my life :3 is donye: 
>_> Then, dear my UwU wiege, >_< minye uWu honyouw let me >w< twy; 
UwU In UwU that I live, ÚwÚ and uWu fow UwU that uWu wiww I ^-^ die. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. uWu Cousin, thwow OwO up >_> youw uWu gage; ^-^ do you begin. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. :33 O, :3 God ^w^ defend my ^w^ souw ^-^ fwom such ^-^ deep ÚwÚ sin! 
:33 Shaww I ÚwÚ seem :33 cwest-fawwen in my >_< fathew's >w< sight? 
Ow with OwO pawe beggar-fear >_< impeach my >_< height 
Before :3 this outdar'd dastard? Ewe my :33 tongue 
:33 Shaww x3 wound my uWu honyouw with such feebwe :33 wwong 
Ow :33 sound OwO so base :3 a pawwe, my UwU teeth uWu shaww >w< teaw 
The slavish uWu motive >_> of wecanting feaw, 
And UwU spit ^.^ it ÚwÚ bweeding in his UwU high UwU disgwace, 
:3 Whewe ÚwÚ shame doth uWu hawbouw, x3 even in >_< Mowbway's face. 
Exit :33 GAUNT 
KING :33 WICHAWD. We ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot :3 bown ^-^ to OwO sue, uWu but ^-^ to >_< command; 
^w^ Which >_< since ^-^ we cannyot ^-^ do ^-^ to ^-^ make you fwiends, 
Be ^w^ weady, as >_> youw ;;w;; wives uWu shaww ÚwÚ answew it, 
^.^ At xDD Cuvntwy, x3 upon x3 Saint ^.^ Wambewt's day. 
Thewe uWu shaww >_> youw >_> swowds ÚwÚ and OwO wances UwU awbitwate 
The ;;w;; swewwing >_> diffewence >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; settwed hate; 
x3 Since ^-^ we can ^.^ nyot >_> atonye you, ^-^ we uWu shaww UwU see 
uWu Justice x3 design OwO the x3 victow's chivalry. 
Wowd Marshal, xDD command ^-^ ouw officers-at-arms 
Be ready ^-^ to direct ^.^ these UwU home alarms. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. 
Wondon. The DUKE >_< OF x3 WANCASTEW'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew >w< JOHN >_< OF :33 GAUNT with OwO the x3 DUCHESS >_< OF ^w^ GWOUCESTEW 

uWu GAUNT. ^.^ Awas, OwO the part I xDD had in OwO Woodstock's UwU bwood 
^-^ Doth ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ sowicit me than >_> youw >_> excwaims 
ÚwÚ To :33 stiw x3 against OwO the xDD butchews >_> of his life! 
But >_< since correction wieth in x3 those ^.^ hands 
^w^ Which :3 made OwO the fauwt UwU that ^-^ we cannyot correct, 
x3 Put ^-^ we ^-^ ouw >_< quawwew ^-^ to OwO the uWu wiww >_> of ^-^ heaven; 
Who, when uWu they UwU see OwO the ^w^ houws wipe uWu on :3 eawth, 
uWu Wiww ;;w;; wain ^.^ hot ;;w;; vengeance uWu on offendews' xDD heads. 
UwU DUCHESS. >_> Finds bwothewhood in ÚwÚ thee nyo ;;w;; shawpew UwU spuw? 
;;w;; Hath love in >w< thy ^.^ owd UwU bwood nyo :3 wiving xDD fiwe? 
x3 Edwawd's :3 seven OwO sons, ^w^ wheweof thyself art one, 
Were as :3 seven xDD viaws >_> of his xDD sacwed blood, 
Ow :3 seven fair branches ;;w;; spwinging ^-^ fwom ^-^ onye ^.^ woot. 
uWu Some >_> of x3 those :3 seven awe dried uWu by nature's ^.^ couwse, 
uWu Some >_> of x3 those branches uWu by OwO the Destinies cut; 
But ^.^ Thomas, my dear lord, my xDD wife, my ^-^ Gwoucestew, 
>_< Onye vial :33 fuww >_> of x3 Edwawd's xDD sacwed blood, 
>_< Onye flourishing branch >_> of his UwU most :33 woyaw woot, 
^-^ Is ^w^ cwack'd, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the pwecious :3 wiquow >_< spiwt; 
^-^ Is ;;w;; hack'd down, ÚwÚ and his uWu summew leaves >w< aww UwU faded, 
By :33 envy's hand ÚwÚ and muwdew's bwoody OwO axe. 
xDD Ah, :3 Gaunt, his UwU bwood ÚwÚ was x3 thinye! :33 That :33 bed, UwU that uWu womb, 
:33 That ÚwÚ mettwe, UwU that uWu sewf mould, UwU that fashion'd ^.^ thee, 
^w^ Made him :3 a >w< man; ÚwÚ and >w< though :3 thou ;;w;; wivest ÚwÚ and >w< bweathest, 
>_> Yet art :3 thou OwO swain in >_> him. Thou OwO dost consent 
UwU In >w< some uWu wawge measuwe ^-^ to >w< thy >_< fathew's death 
UwU In UwU that :3 thou >w< seest >w< thy wwetched bwothew x3 die, 
OwO Who ÚwÚ was OwO the :3 modew >_> of >w< thy >_< fathew's wife. 
^-^ Caww ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >_> patience, Gaunt-it :3 is >_< despaiw; 
UwU In xDD suff'wing ;;w;; thus >w< thy bwothew ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ swaught'wed, 
Thou showest OwO the ^.^ nyaked pathway ^-^ to >w< thy xDD wife, 
>_< Teaching >w< stewn murder how ^-^ to butchew thee. 
:33 That ;;w;; which in UwU mean x3 men ^-^ we entitle >_< patience 
^-^ Is OwO pawe x3 cowd ^w^ cowawdice in x3 nyobwe uWu bweasts. 
What uWu shaww I ^w^ say? ÚwÚ To >w< safeguawd UwU thinye >_> own life 
The :33 best uWu way :3 is ^-^ to x3 venge my :33 Gwoucestew's :33 death. 
uWu GAUNT. God's :3 is OwO the >_< quawwew; uWu fow God's substitute, 
His uWu deputy >_> anyointed in His ^-^ sight, 
;;w;; Hath caus'd his ^w^ death; OwO the ;;w;; which ^-^ if >_< wwongfuwwy, 
>_> Wet >w< heaven ÚwÚ wevenge; uWu fow I ^-^ may never wift 
An :3 angwy arm x3 against His minister. 
UwU DUCHESS. :3 Whewe then, alas, ^-^ may I complain myself? 
uWu GAUNT. ÚwÚ To God, OwO the uWu widow's ÚwÚ champion ÚwÚ and xDD defence. 
UwU DUCHESS. UwU Why then, I uWu wiww. Faweweww, ^.^ owd ^.^ Gaunt. 
Thou ^w^ goest ^-^ to xDD Cuvntwy, there ^-^ to >w< behowd 
Our cousin ^.^ Hewefowd ÚwÚ and feww uWu Mowbway ^w^ fight. 
:33 O, ^-^ sit my >_< husband's ^-^ wwongs uWu on OwO Hewefowd's speaw, 
:33 That ^.^ it ^-^ may ÚwÚ entew butchew >_< Mowbway's bweast! 
Or, ^-^ if ^-^ misfowtunye ^-^ miss OwO the ^.^ fiwst career, 
Be >_< Mowbway's x3 sins OwO so :33 heavy in his uWu bosom 
:33 That uWu they ^-^ may >_< bweak his OwO foaming :33 couwsew's xDD back 
And thwow OwO the >_< widew >_> headwong in OwO the >_< wists, 
OwO A caitiff ^.^ wecweant ^-^ to my cousin Hewefowd! 
Faweweww, ^.^ owd OwO Gaunt; >w< thy ^.^ sometimes >_< bwothew's xDD wife, 
x3 With xDD hew ^w^ companyion, Grief, >w< must ^-^ end xDD hew wife. 
uWu GAUNT. :3 Sistew, faweweww; I >w< must ^-^ to ;;w;; Cuvntwy. 
UwU As >w< much good stay with ÚwÚ thee as >w< go with UwU me! 
UwU DUCHESS. >_> Yet ^-^ onye >_> wowd >w< mowe- >w< gwief uWu boundeth xDD whewe ^.^ it falls, 
:3 Nyot with OwO the uWu empty howwownyess, uWu but uWu weight. 
I UwU take my xDD weave before I ^.^ have ;;w;; begun, 
>_< Fow UwU sowwow ends ^.^ nyot when ^.^ it seemeth >w< donye. 
ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to >w< thy :33 bwothew, Edmund ^w^ Yowk. 
:33 Wo, :3 this :3 is xDD aww- xDD nyay, ÚwÚ yet xDD depawt ^.^ nyot >w< so; 
^-^ Though :3 this >w< be aww, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot OwO so >_> quickwy ^.^ go; 
I uWu shaww wemembew more. UwU Bid x3 him- ÚwÚ ah, what?- 
x3 With >w< aww good ÚwÚ speed at ^-^ Pwashy >w< visit >_> me. 
Awack, ÚwÚ and what uWu shaww good ^.^ owd uWu Yowk there UwU see 
But uWu empty wodgings ÚwÚ and >_< unfuwnyish'd wawws, 
ÚwÚ Unpeopwed ^.^ offices, untrodden UwU stonyes? 
And what hear there uWu fow ^-^ wewcome uWu but my ÚwÚ gwoans? 
OwO Thewefowe ÚwÚ commend me; let him ^.^ nyot come there 
ÚwÚ To >w< seek >_< out UwU sowwow UwU that dwells every ^w^ whewe. 
:3 Desowate, ^-^ desowate, uWu wiww I x3 hence ÚwÚ and ^.^ die; 
The last xDD weave >_> of ÚwÚ thee ^-^ takes my weeping >w< eye. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. 
The wists at ;;w;; Cuvntwy 

x3 Entew OwO the LORD ^.^ MAWSHAW ÚwÚ and OwO the DUKE >_< OF ^w^ AUMEWWE 

UwU MAWSHAW. UwU My Wowd Aumewwe, :3 is Hawwy ^.^ Hewefowd >_> awm'd? 
>_> AUMEWWE. xDD Yea, at >w< aww :3 points; ÚwÚ and longs ^-^ to ÚwÚ entew in. 
UwU MAWSHAW. The UwU Duke >_> of xDD Nyowfowk, UwU spightfuwwy ÚwÚ and bold, 
:33 Stays uWu but OwO the UwU summons >_> of OwO the appelant's OwO twumpet. 
>_> AUMEWWE. UwU Why then, OwO the ^.^ champions awe UwU pwepaw'd, ÚwÚ and stay 
>_< Fow nyothing uWu but his :33 Majesty's appwoach. 

The OwO twumpets ^w^ sound, ÚwÚ and OwO the KING ÚwÚ entews with his nobles, 
>_< GAUNT, BUSHY, uWu BAGOT, GREEN, ÚwÚ and ^.^ othews. When uWu they awe set, 
ÚwÚ entew OwO MOWBWAY, UwU Duke >_> of Nyow ÚwÚ fowk, in uWu awms, UwU defendant, ÚwÚ and 
:3 a ÚwÚ HEWAWD 

KING :33 WICHAWD. Marshal, >_> demand >_> of :33 yondew ÚwÚ champion 
The cause >_> of his >_< awwivaw here in arms; 
^-^ Ask him his ;;w;; nyame; ÚwÚ and >_> owdewwy :33 pwoceed 
ÚwÚ To uWu sweaw him in OwO the :33 justice >_> of his ^.^ cause. 
UwU MAWSHAW. UwU In God's name ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< King's, uWu say ^-^ who :3 thou :3 awt, 
And x3 why :3 thou uWu comest ;;w;; thus :33 knyightwy OwO cwad in arms; 
uWu Against what man :3 thou x3 com'st, ÚwÚ and what >w< thy UwU quawwew. 
^w^ Speak ^.^ twuwy uWu on >w< thy knyighthood ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_> oath; 
UwU As OwO so ^w^ defend ÚwÚ thee >w< heaven ÚwÚ and >w< thy ^w^ vawouw! 
>_< MOWBWAY. UwU My name :3 is ÚwÚ Thomas >_< Mowbway, UwU Duke >_> of UwU Nyowfowk; 
OwO Who UwU hithew come ^.^ engaged uWu by my :33 oath- 
^w^ Which :3 God ^w^ defend :3 a x3 knyight shouwd >w< viowate!- 
Both ^-^ to ^w^ defend my ÚwÚ woyawty ÚwÚ and >w< twuth 
ÚwÚ To God, my ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and my ÚwÚ succeeding ;;w;; issue, 
uWu Against OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ^.^ Hewefowd UwU that >_> appeaws me; 
And, uWu by OwO the OwO gwace >_> of :3 God ÚwÚ and :3 this >_< minye arm, 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ pwuv ^w^ him, in ^-^ defending >_> of ÚwÚ mysewf, 
OwO A >_> twaitow ^-^ to my God, my ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and >_> me. 
And as I ^.^ twuwy fight, ^w^ defend me uWu heaven! 

The OwO twumpets :3 sound. x3 Entew ^-^ BOWINGBWOKE, UwU Duke >_> of Hereford, 
ÚwÚ appewwant, in x3 awmouw, ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ HEWAWD 

KING :33 WICHAWD. Marshal, ÚwÚ ask :33 yondew x3 knyight in uWu awms, 
Both ^-^ who ^.^ he :3 is ÚwÚ and x3 why ^.^ he cometh UwU hithew 
ÚwÚ Thus pwated in >_< habiwiments >_> of waw; 
And fowmawwy, >w< accowding ^-^ to ^-^ ouw waw, 
^-^ Depose him in OwO the :33 justice >_> of his ^.^ cause. 
UwU MAWSHAW. What :3 is >w< thy name? ÚwÚ and xDD whewefowe ;;w;; com'st :3 thou UwU hithew 
Before UwU King Richard in his :33 woyaw lists? 
uWu Against xDD whom uWu comest thou? ÚwÚ and ^w^ what's >w< thy quarrel? 
^w^ Speak >_< wike :3 a OwO twue :3 knyight, OwO so ^w^ defend ÚwÚ thee uWu heaven! 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Hawwy >_> of Hereford, UwU Wancastew, ÚwÚ and Dewby, 
OwO Am I; ^-^ who ready here ^-^ do ^.^ stand in ÚwÚ awms 
ÚwÚ To :3 pwuv, uWu by God's OwO gwace ÚwÚ and my body's valour, 
UwU In wists uWu on ÚwÚ Thomas >_< Mowbway, UwU Duke >_> of xDD Nyowfowk, 
:33 That ^.^ he :3 is :3 a >w< twaitow, ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ and xDD dangewous, 
ÚwÚ To :3 God >_> of UwU heaven, UwU King ÚwÚ Wichawd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >_> me. 
And as I ^.^ twuwy fight, ^w^ defend me uWu heaven! 
UwU MAWSHAW. uWu On pain >_> of >_< death, nyo person >w< be OwO so bowd 
Ow UwU dawing-hawdy as ^-^ to ^.^ touch OwO the >_< wists, 
Except OwO the Mawshaw ÚwÚ and such >_< officews 
:3 Appointed ^-^ to direct ^.^ these fair :33 designs. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Wowd Marshal, let me ÚwÚ kiss my >_< suvweign's ;;w;; hand, 
And bow my knee before his Majesty; 
>_< Fow uWu Mowbway ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf awe >_< wike two x3 men 
:33 That x3 vow :3 a wong ÚwÚ and x3 weawy ^w^ piwgwimage. 
;;w;; Then let OwO us UwU take :3 a ceremonious xDD weave 
And :33 woving faweweww >_> of ^-^ ouw uWu sevewaw >_< fwiends. 
UwU MAWSHAW. The xDD appewwant in >w< aww >_> duty >_> gweets >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, 
And x3 cwaves ^-^ to ÚwÚ kiss >_> youw hand ÚwÚ and UwU take his weave. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. We uWu wiww >_> descend ÚwÚ and ^-^ fowd him in ^-^ ouw arms. 
Cousin >_> of Hereford, as >w< thy cause :3 is >_< wight, 
^w^ So >w< be >w< thy >_> fowtunye in :3 this :33 woyaw fight! 
Faweweww, my bwood; ;;w;; which ^-^ if OwO to-day :3 thou UwU shed, 
Lament ^-^ we >w< may, uWu but ^.^ nyot wevenge ÚwÚ thee UwU dead. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. :33 O, let nyo x3 nyobwe eye ^.^ pwofanye :3 a >w< teaw 
>_< Fow uWu me, ^-^ if I >w< be x3 gow'd with >_< Mowbway's speaw. 
UwU As >w< confident as :3 is OwO the >w< fawcon's flight 
uWu Against :3 a bird, ^-^ do I with uWu Mowbway ^w^ fight. 
UwU My :33 woving lord, I UwU take my xDD weave >_> of OwO you; 
x3 Of you, my x3 nyobwe uWu cousin, Wowd ^-^ Aumewwe; 
:3 Nyot >_< sick, although I ^.^ have ^-^ to ^-^ do with >_< death, 
But lusty, young, ÚwÚ and cheewwy UwU dwawing ^.^ bweath. 
:33 Wo, as at Engwish feasts, OwO so I UwU wegweet 
The uWu daintiest ^w^ wast, ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the ^-^ end UwU most x3 sweet. 
:3 O thou, OwO the earthly >_< authow >_> of my blood, 
uWu Whose youthfuw ^.^ spiwit, in me regenerate, 
^-^ Doth with :3 a >w< twofowd vigouw wift me OwO up 
ÚwÚ To weach at OwO victowy :33 abuv my uWu head, 
Add >_> pwoof x3 unto >_< minye xDD awmouw with >w< thy >_> pwayews, 
And with >w< thy blessings >_< steew my wance's ^w^ point, 
:33 That ^.^ it ^-^ may ÚwÚ entew >_< Mowbway's waxen :3 coat 
And ^w^ fuwbish OwO nyew OwO the name >_> of uWu John o' :3 Gaunt, 
>_< Even in OwO the >w< wusty x3 haviouw >_> of his :33 son. 
uWu GAUNT. :3 God in >w< thy good cause ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee pwospewous! 
Be swift >_< wike :3 wightnying in OwO the OwO execution, 
And let >w< thy ^-^ bwows, doubly ^.^ wedoubwed, 
UwU Faww >_< wike UwU amazing thundew uWu on OwO the >_> casque 
x3 Of >w< thy advewse pernicious enyemy. 
Rouse OwO up >w< thy youthfuw blood, >w< be :3 vawiant, ÚwÚ and wive. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Minye >w< innyocence ÚwÚ and x3 Saint xDD Geowge ^-^ to :33 thwive! 
>_< MOWBWAY. Howevew :3 God ^w^ ow >_> fowtunye UwU cast my lot, 
Thewe ;;w;; wives ^w^ ow ^.^ dies, OwO twue ^-^ to UwU King UwU Wichawd's thwonye, 
OwO A :33 woyaw, UwU just, ÚwÚ and UwU upwight gentleman. 
uWu Nyevew >_> did :33 captive with :3 a fweew OwO heawt 
:3 Cast x3 off his xDD chains >_> of bondage, ÚwÚ and ^w^ embwace 
His gowden uncontwoww'd ^-^ enfwanchisement, 
Mowe than my ^-^ dancing ^w^ souw doth UwU cewebwate 
:3 This feast >_> of ^-^ battwe with >_< minye adversary. 
uWu Most :3 mighty UwU wiege, ÚwÚ and my ^.^ companyion peers, 
;;w;; Take ^-^ fwom my OwO mouth OwO the ^w^ wish >_> of x3 happy years. 
UwU As gentwe ÚwÚ and as x3 jocund as ^-^ to ÚwÚ jest 
uWu Go I ^-^ to OwO fight: >w< twuth ;;w;; hath :3 a >_> quiet breast. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Faweweww, my lord, OwO secuwewy I ^-^ espy 
OwO Viwtue with valour ^-^ couched in UwU thinye >w< eye. 
;;w;; Owdew OwO the trial, Marshal, ÚwÚ and begin. 
UwU MAWSHAW. Hawwy >_> of Hereford, UwU Wancastew, ÚwÚ and Dewby, 
;;w;; Weceive >w< thy ÚwÚ wance; ÚwÚ and :3 God ^w^ defend OwO the OwO wight! 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. :3 Stwong as :3 a UwU towew in hope, I x3 cwy ^.^ amen. 
UwU MAWSHAW. uWu [To OwO an UwU officew] uWu Go bear :3 this ;;w;; wance ^-^ to ^.^ Thomas, 
UwU Duke >_> of Nyowfowk. 
OwO FIWST ^w^ HEWAWD. Hawwy >_> of Hereford, UwU Wancastew, ÚwÚ and Dewby, 
;;w;; Stands here uWu fow God, his suvweign, ÚwÚ and himself, 
uWu On pain ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; found false ÚwÚ and recreant, 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ pwuv OwO the UwU Duke >_> of xDD Nyowfowk, ÚwÚ Thomas >_< Mowbway, 
OwO A >_> twaitow ^-^ to his God, his ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and him; 
And dawes him ^-^ to xDD set :3 fowwawd ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ fight. 
x3 SECOND ^w^ HEWAWD. ;;w;; Hewe >w< standeth ÚwÚ Thomas >_< Mowbway, UwU Duke >_> of xDD Nyowfowk, 
uWu On pain ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; found false ÚwÚ and recreant, 
Both ^-^ to ^w^ defend himself, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to appwuv 
^-^ Henwy >_> of Hereford, UwU Wancastew, ÚwÚ and Dewby, 
ÚwÚ To God, his suvweign, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to him disloyal, 
Courageously ÚwÚ and with :3 a free desiwe 
:33 Attending uWu but OwO the signal ^-^ to begin. 
UwU MAWSHAW. Sound uWu twumpets; ÚwÚ and xDD set x3 fowwawd, :3 combatants. 
;;w;; [A chawge ^w^ sounded] 
>w< Stay, OwO the UwU King ;;w;; hath ^-^ thwown his >_< wawdew down. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. >_> Wet them uWu way uWu by theiw ;;w;; hewmets ÚwÚ and theiw :3 speaws, 
And uWu both xDD wetuwn xDD back ^-^ to theiw ÚwÚ chaiws again. 
ÚwÚ Withdwaw with >_< us; ÚwÚ and let OwO the OwO twumpets :33 sound 
OwO Whiwe ^-^ we xDD wetuwn ^.^ these dukes what ^-^ we >_> decwee. 

OwO A wong flourish, >_< whiwe OwO the KING consuwts his ;;w;; Counciw 

Draw uWu nyeaw, 
And list what with ^-^ ouw council ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< donye. 
>_< Fow UwU that ^-^ ouw xDD kingdom's :3 eawth shouwd ^.^ nyot >w< be >_> soiw'd 
x3 With UwU that dear UwU bwood ;;w;; which ^.^ it ;;w;; hath >_< fostewed; 
And uWu fow ^-^ ouw eyes ^-^ do UwU hate OwO the x3 diwe aspect 
x3 Of civil wounds plough'd OwO up with UwU nyeighbouws' swowd; 
And uWu fow ^-^ we ÚwÚ think OwO the ^w^ eagwe-winged uWu pwide 
x3 Of sky-aspiring ÚwÚ and ambitious ^-^ thoughts, 
x3 With rival-hating envy, xDD set uWu on you 
ÚwÚ To :3 wake ^-^ ouw :3 peace, ;;w;; which in ^-^ ouw ^-^ countwy's cradle 
Draws OwO the ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ infant >_> bweath >_> of gentwe sleep; 
^w^ Which OwO so rous'd OwO up with :3 boist'wous untun'd >_> dwums, 
x3 With xDD hawsh-wesounding x3 twumpets' dreadful bway, 
And gwating shock >_> of xDD wwathfuw iwon uWu awms, 
OwO Might ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw >_> quiet confinyes OwO fwight fair xDD peace 
And ^-^ make OwO us x3 wade x3 even in ^-^ ouw kindred's blood- 
OwO Thewefowe ^-^ we ^w^ banyish you ^-^ ouw tewwitowies. 
:3 You, cousin Hereford, x3 upon pain >_> of xDD wife, 
;;w;; Tiww ^w^ twice five ^.^ summews ^.^ have :33 enwich'd ^-^ ouw fields 
:33 Shaww ^.^ nyot UwU wegweet ^-^ ouw fair ^w^ dominyions, 
But ÚwÚ twead OwO the ^w^ stwangew ÚwÚ paths >_> of banishment. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Your uWu wiww >w< be >w< donye. :3 This >w< must my comfort be- 
:33 That >_< sun UwU that wawms you here uWu shaww shinye uWu on uWu me, 
And x3 those his gowden beams ^-^ to you here lent 
:33 Shaww point uWu on me ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ giwd my banishment. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. xDD Nyowfowk, uWu fow ÚwÚ thee remains :3 a heaview doom, 
^w^ Which I with >w< some >_< unwiwwingnyess pronounce: 
The >_> swy uWu swow ^w^ houws uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :3 detewminyate 
The x3 datewess UwU wimit >_> of >w< thy dear exiwe; 
The uWu hopewess >_> wowd >_> of 'nyevew ^-^ to ÚwÚ wetuwn' 
ÚwÚ Bweathe I x3 against ^.^ thee, x3 upon pain >_> of wife. 
>_< MOWBWAY. OwO A :33 heavy xDD sentence, my UwU most x3 suvweign UwU wiege, 
And >w< aww uWu unwook'd uWu fow ^-^ fwom >_> youw OwO Highnyess' UwU mouth. 
OwO A ^w^ deawew merit, ^.^ nyot OwO so ^-^ deep :3 a ^-^ maim 
UwU As ^-^ to >w< be UwU cast :3 fowth in OwO the ^w^ common :3 aiw, 
>_< Have I >w< desewved at >_> youw OwO Highnyess' hands. 
The language I ^.^ have weawnt ^.^ these forty yeaws, 
UwU My ÚwÚ nyative Engwish, :3 nyow I >w< must x3 fowgo; 
And :3 nyow my tongue's ;;w;; use :3 is ^-^ to me nyo ^-^ mowe 
>w< Than OwO an unstringed ;;w;; viow ^w^ ow :3 a harp; 
Ow >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ cunnying ^.^ instwument cas'd OwO up 
Or, being ^.^ open, >w< put OwO into his ^.^ hands 
:33 That knows nyo ^.^ touch ^-^ to xDD tunye OwO the >w< hawmony. 
xDD Within my OwO mouth you ^.^ have ^w^ engaow'd my tongue, 
Doubwy >w< powtcuwwis'd with my UwU teeth ÚwÚ and lips; 
And dull, unfeewing, xDD bawwen xDD ignyowance 
^-^ Is :3 made my gaowew ^-^ to ^.^ attend uWu on >_> me. 
I x3 am xDD too ^.^ owd ^-^ to ^w^ fawn x3 upon :3 a ^w^ nyuwse, 
:3 Too :3 faw in years ^-^ to >w< be :3 a pupiw OwO nyow. 
What :3 is >w< thy xDD sentence, then, uWu but ^.^ speechwess >_< death, 
^w^ Which >_> wobs my :33 tongue ^-^ fwom breathing ÚwÚ nyative breath? 
KING :33 WICHAWD. ^w^ It :33 boots ÚwÚ thee ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be OwO compassionyate; 
:33 Aftew ^-^ ouw >_< sentence xDD pwainying comes xDD too late. 
>_< MOWBWAY. ;;w;; Then ;;w;; thus I xDD tuwn me ^-^ fwom my countwv's >_< wight, 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ dweww in sowemn >w< shades >_> of endless ^-^ nyight. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Wetuwn uWu again, ÚwÚ and UwU take OwO an OwO oath with thee. 
>w< Way uWu on ^-^ ouw :33 woyaw >_< swowd >_> youw banish'd OwO hands; 
OwO Sweaw uWu by OwO the >_> duty UwU that you owe ^-^ to God, 
Our part :3 thewein ^-^ we ^w^ banyish with yourselves, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep OwO the OwO oath UwU that ^-^ we OwO adminyistew: 
You never ^-^ shaww, OwO so ^w^ hewp you >w< twuth ÚwÚ and God, 
>w< Embwace OwO each other's love in banyishment; 
Nyow never ÚwÚ wook x3 upon OwO each other's ^.^ face; 
Nyow never write, wegweet, :3 nyow weconciwe 
:3 This >_< wouwing ^w^ tempest >_> of >_> youw xDD home-bwed hate; 
Nyow never uWu by advised OwO puwpose ^.^ meet 
ÚwÚ To pwot, OwO contwive, ^w^ ow complot ^-^ any iww, 
'Gainst >w< us, ^-^ ouw state, ^-^ ouw :33 subjects, ^w^ ow ^-^ ouw land. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. I uWu sweaw. 
>_< MOWBWAY. And OwO I, ^-^ to ^-^ keep >w< aww ÚwÚ this. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. xDD Nyowfowk, OwO so :3 faw as ^-^ to >_< minye enyemy. 
By :3 this UwU time, xDD had OwO the UwU King pewmitted >w< us, 
>_< Onye >_> of ^-^ ouw souws xDD had wand'wed in OwO the :3 aiw, 
ÚwÚ Banyish'd :3 this ;;w;; fwaiw ^.^ sepuwchwe >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 fwesh, 
UwU As :3 nyow ^-^ ouw ^.^ fwesh :3 is banish'd ^-^ fwom :3 this ^w^ wand- 
:3 Confess >w< thy treasons ewe :3 thou UwU fwy OwO the :3 weawm; 
x3 Since :3 thou x3 hast :3 faw ^-^ to ÚwÚ go, bear ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ awong 
The >_> cwogging >_> buwden >_> of :3 a OwO guiwty ÚwÚ souw. 
>_< MOWBWAY. No, Bowingbwoke; ^-^ if >w< evew I ;;w;; wewe >w< twaitow, 
UwU My name >w< be x3 bwotted ^-^ fwom OwO the book >_> of xDD wife, 
And I ^-^ fwom >w< heaven banish'd as ^-^ fwom OwO hence! 
But what :3 thou :3 awt, God, thou, ÚwÚ and OwO I, ^-^ do know; 
And >w< aww xDD too :3 soon, I feaw, OwO the UwU King uWu shaww ^w^ wue. 
Faweweww, my ^.^ wiege. Nyow nyo uWu way can I ÚwÚ stway: 
ÚwÚ Save xDD back ^-^ to >_> Engwand, OwO an OwO the world's my way. Exit 
KING :33 WICHAWD. :3 Uncwe, x3 even in OwO the uWu gwasses >_> of UwU thinye eyes 
I UwU see >w< thy gwieved ÚwÚ heawt. x3 Thy >_> sad aspect 
;;w;; Hath ^-^ fwom OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbew >_> of his banish'd years 
Pwuck'd ;;w;; fouw >_> away. uWu [To x3 BOWINGBWOKE] >_> Six OwO fwozen :33 wintews x3 spent, 
Wetuwn with ^-^ wewcome UwU home ^-^ fwom banishment. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. OwO How wong :3 a UwU time :3 wies in ^-^ onye wittwe word! 
ÚwÚ Fouw ^w^ wagging :33 wintews ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fouw >_< wanton spwings 
;;w;; End in :3 a uWu wowd: such :3 is OwO the >_> bweath >_> of x3 Kings. 
uWu GAUNT. I :3 thank my >_> wiege UwU that in ^-^ wegawd >_> of me 
ÚwÚ He UwU showtens ;;w;; fouw years >_> of my son's exiwe; 
But wittwe :3 vantage uWu shaww I :33 weap ;;w;; theweby, 
>_< Fow ewe OwO the OwO six years UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^-^ to uWu spend 
^w^ Can >_> change theiw >_< moons ÚwÚ and bwing theiw xDD times >w< about, 
UwU My x3 oiw-dwied OwO wamp ÚwÚ and >_< time-bewasted ^.^ wight 
:33 Shaww >w< be :3 extinct with :3 age ÚwÚ and endless >_< nyight; 
UwU My ÚwÚ inch >_> of x3 tapew uWu wiww >w< be buwnt ÚwÚ and >_< donye, 
And ^.^ bwindfowd death ^.^ nyot let me UwU see my :33 son. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Why, uncwe, :3 thou x3 hast many years ^-^ to wive. 
uWu GAUNT. But ^.^ nyot :3 a minute, ;;w;; King, UwU that :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ give: 
ÚwÚ Showten my >_< days :3 thou ^w^ canst with sullen UwU sowwow 
And xDD pwuck nyights ^-^ fwom uWu me, uWu but ^.^ nyot lend :3 a morrow; 
Thou xDD can'st ^w^ hewp UwU time ^-^ to ^-^ fuwwow me with ^-^ age, 
But xDD stop nyo wwinkwe in his ;;w;; piwgwimage; 
x3 Thy >_> wowd :3 is cuwwent with him uWu fow my >_< death, 
But OwO dead, >w< thy :3 kingdom cannyot ^-^ buy my ^.^ bweath. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. x3 Thy :3 son :3 is banish'd x3 upon good >_< advice, 
xDD Wheweto >w< thy :33 tongue :3 a x3 pawty-vewdict gave. 
UwU Why at ^-^ ouw :33 justice >_> seem'st :3 thou then ^-^ to lour? 
uWu GAUNT. OwO Things ^w^ sweet ^-^ to ÚwÚ taste ^w^ pwuv in ^.^ digestion sour. 
You urg'd me as :3 a judge; uWu but I xDD had wathew 
You would ^.^ have ;;w;; bid me x3 awgue >_< wike :3 a father. 
:33 O, xDD had ^.^ it >_< been :3 a UwU stwangew, ^.^ nyot my OwO chiwd, 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ smooth his fauwt I shouwd ^.^ have >_< been ^-^ mowe xDD miwd. 
OwO A ^w^ pawtiaw :3 swandew ÚwÚ sought I ^-^ to ;;w;; avoid, 
And in OwO the >_< sentence my >_> own life >w< destwoy'd. 
^.^ Awas, I ^.^ wook'd when >w< some >_> of you shouwd uWu say 
I ÚwÚ was xDD too :33 stwict ^-^ to ^-^ make >_< minye >_> own away; 
But you >_> gave xDD weave ^-^ to my unwilling :33 tongue 
uWu Against my uWu wiww ^-^ to ^-^ do ^-^ mysewf :3 this ^.^ wwong. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. uWu Cousin, faweweww; :3 and, uncwe, ;;w;; bid him ÚwÚ so. 
>_> Six years ^-^ we ^w^ banyish ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ go. 
:33 Fwouwish. Exit KING with x3 twain 
>_> AUMEWWE. uWu Cousin, faweweww; what :3 pwesence >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< knyow, 
From xDD whewe you ^-^ do >_< wemain let paper show. 
UwU MAWSHAW. UwU My lord, nyo xDD weave UwU take OwO I, uWu fow I uWu wiww ride 
UwU As :3 faw as ^.^ wand uWu wiww let me uWu by >_> youw xDD side. 
uWu GAUNT. :33 O, ^-^ to what OwO puwpose OwO dost :3 thou UwU hoawd >w< thy x3 wowds, 
:33 That :3 thou returnest nyo greeting ^-^ to >w< thy uWu fwiends? 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. I ^.^ have xDD too xDD few ^-^ to UwU take my xDD weave >_> of you, 
When OwO the tongue's >w< office shouwd >w< be :33 pwodigaw 
ÚwÚ To bweathe OwO the abundant ^-^ dowouw >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ heawt. 
uWu GAUNT. x3 Thy >w< gwief :3 is uWu but >w< thy absence uWu fow :3 a xDD time. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Joy absent, >w< gwief :3 is ÚwÚ pwesent uWu fow UwU that xDD time. 
uWu GAUNT. What :3 is OwO six winters? ^.^ They awe >_> quickwy gone. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ÚwÚ To x3 men in >_< joy; uWu but >w< gwief makes ^-^ onye hour uWu ten. 
uWu GAUNT. ^-^ Caww ^.^ it :3 a ^w^ twavew UwU that :3 thou ^-^ tak'st uWu fow ÚwÚ pweasuwe. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. UwU My OwO heawt uWu wiww sigh when I miscall ^.^ it so, 
^w^ Which ^.^ finds ^.^ it OwO an ^-^ enfowced ^w^ piwgwimage. 
uWu GAUNT. The sullen ÚwÚ passage >_> of >w< thy x3 weawy ^-^ steps 
UwU Esteem as :33 foiw wherein :3 thou art ^-^ to xDD set 
The pwecious >_> jewew >_> of >w< thy UwU home ^w^ wetuwn. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ wathew, every >w< tedious :33 stwide I ^-^ make 
uWu Wiww uWu but wemembew me what :3 a ^-^ deaw >_> of x3 wowwd 
I ÚwÚ wandew ^-^ fwom OwO the jewews UwU that I wuv. 
Must I ^.^ nyot sewve :3 a wong apprenticehood 
ÚwÚ To foweign passages; ÚwÚ and in OwO the end, 
Having my freedom, boast >_> of nyothing ewse 
But UwU that I ÚwÚ was :3 a ^.^ jouwnyeyman ^-^ to x3 gwief? 
uWu GAUNT. ^-^ Aww OwO pwaces UwU that OwO the eye >_> of >w< heaven :33 visits 
uWu Awe ^-^ to :3 a xDD wise man ;;w;; powts ÚwÚ and x3 happy ^-^ havens. 
Teach >w< thy necessity ^-^ to reason ^.^ thus: 
Thewe :3 is nyo :3 viwtue >_< wike nyecessity. 
:33 Think ^.^ nyot OwO the UwU King >_> did ^w^ banyish ^.^ thee, 
But :3 thou OwO the King. ^w^ Woe doth OwO the heaview ^-^ sit 
:3 Whewe ^.^ it ;;w;; pewceives ^.^ it :3 is uWu but ;;w;; faintwy UwU home. 
Go, uWu say I x3 sent ÚwÚ thee :3 fowth ^-^ to ^-^ puwchase xDD honyouw, 
And ^.^ nyot OwO the UwU King exil'd thee; ^w^ ow suppose 
xDD Devouwing pestilence OwO hangs in ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ aiw 
And :3 thou art fwying ^-^ to :3 a fresher cwime. 
Wook what >w< thy ^w^ souw howds ^.^ deaw, ÚwÚ imaginye ^.^ it 
ÚwÚ To lie UwU that uWu way :3 thou >w< goest, ^.^ nyot :3 whence :3 thou >_> com'st. 
Suppose OwO the ;;w;; singing :33 biwds x3 musicians, 
The :3 gwass xDD wheweon :3 thou >w< twead'st OwO the :3 pwesence strew'd, 
The >_> fwowews fair uWu wadies, ÚwÚ and >w< thy ^-^ steps nyo ^-^ mowe 
>w< Than :3 a >_> dewightfuw measuwe ^w^ ow :3 a UwU dance; 
>_< Fow UwU gnyawwing UwU sowwow ;;w;; hath less power ^-^ to bite 
The man UwU that >w< mocks at ^.^ it ÚwÚ and ^w^ sets ^.^ it >_> wight. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. :33 O, ^-^ who can howd :3 a x3 fiwe in his hand 
By >w< thinking uWu on OwO the ^.^ fwosty x3 Caucasus? 
Ow cloy OwO the x3 hungwy >_> edge >_> of :3 appetite 
By x3 bawe ^.^ imaginyation >_> of :3 a :3 feast? 
Ow wawwow ^.^ nyaked in December snyow 
By >w< thinking uWu on fantastic ÚwÚ summew's heat? 
:33 O, no! OwO the appwehension >_> of OwO the good 
Gives uWu but OwO the gweatew feeling ^-^ to OwO the >w< wowse. 
x3 Feww ^.^ sowwow's tooth doth never >_> wankwe ^-^ mowe 
>w< Than when ^.^ he ;;w;; bites, uWu but xDD wanceth ^.^ nyot OwO the sore. 
uWu GAUNT. ^w^ Come, xDD come, my UwU son, I'll bwing ÚwÚ thee uWu on >w< thy way. 
Had I >w< thy ^-^ youtwi ÚwÚ and ^-^ cause, I would ^.^ nyot >_> stay. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. >_> Then, England's >w< gwound, faweweww; ^w^ sweet soiw, >w< adieu; 
UwU My mothew, ÚwÚ and my ^w^ nyuwse, UwU that uWu beaws me x3 yet! 
x3 Whewe'ew I wander, boast >_> of :3 this I ^w^ can: 
^-^ Though banish'd, ÚwÚ yet :3 a twuebown Engwish xDD man. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE x3 4. 
Wondon. The couwt 

x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, with BAGOT ÚwÚ and GREEN, at ^-^ onye uWu doow; 
ÚwÚ and OwO the DUKE >_< OF ^w^ AUMEWWE at another 

KING :33 WICHAWD. We >_> did uWu obsewve. Cousin Aumewwe, 
OwO How :3 faw ^w^ bwought you UwU high ^.^ Hewefowd uWu on his ^w^ way? 
>_> AUMEWWE. I ^w^ bwought UwU high Hereford, ^-^ if you caww him so, 
But ^-^ to OwO the next UwU high >_< way, ÚwÚ and there I weft >_> him. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. And ÚwÚ say, what ^.^ stowe >_> of pawting ;;w;; teaws ;;w;; wewe >_< shed? 
>_> AUMEWWE. OwO Faith, UwU nyonye uWu fow me; ^-^ except OwO the nyowth-east wind, 
^w^ Which then blew bitterly x3 against ^-^ ouw :3 faces, 
Awak'd OwO the sweeping rheum, ÚwÚ and OwO so uWu by uWu chance 
OwO Did OwO gwace ^-^ ouw >w< howwow pawting with :3 a tear. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. What ^w^ said ^-^ ouw cousin when you x3 pawted with OwO him? 
>_> AUMEWWE. >_< 'Faweweww.' 
And, uWu fow my OwO heawt ^-^ disdainyed UwU that my :33 tongue 
;;w;; Shouwd OwO so ^.^ pwofanye OwO the ;;w;; wowd, UwU that ^w^ taught me >w< cwaft 
ÚwÚ To >w< countewfeit oppression >_> of such >w< gwief 
:33 That uWu wowds >w< seem'd buwied in my ^.^ sowwow's ^-^ gwave. 
x3 Mawwy, would OwO the >_> wowd 'farewell' ^.^ have ÚwÚ wength'nyed ^w^ houws 
And ÚwÚ added years ^-^ to his ^-^ showt ;;w;; banyishment, 
ÚwÚ He shouwd ^.^ have xDD had :3 a vowume >_> of :3 fawewewws; 
But >_< since ^.^ it would ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ he xDD had UwU nyonye >_> of >_> me. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^-^ ouw uWu cousin, UwU cousin; uWu but 'tis UwU doubt, 
When UwU time uWu shaww caww him UwU home ^-^ fwom ;;w;; banyishment, 
:3 Whethew ^-^ ouw x3 kinsman come ^-^ to UwU see his >_< fwiends. 
UwU Ouwsewf, ÚwÚ and >w< Bushy, xDD Bagot ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and ^w^ Gween, 
Obsewv'd his courtship ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ common :33 peopwe; 
OwO How ^.^ he >_> did ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to xDD dive OwO into theiw hearts 
x3 With humbwe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ famiwiaw xDD couwtesy; 
What uWu wevewence ^.^ he >_> did thwow away uWu on ;;w;; swaves, 
ÚwÚ Wooing UwU poow xDD cwaftsmen with OwO the >w< cwaft >_> of >_> smiwes 
And uWu patient UwU undewbeawing >_> of his OwO fowtunye, 
UwU As 'twere ^-^ to ^w^ banyish theiw ^w^ affects with >_> him. 
^-^ Off :33 goes his bonnyet ^-^ to OwO an ^.^ oystew-wench; 
OwO A >w< bwace >_> of ^.^ dwaymen ;;w;; bid :3 God ÚwÚ speed him ;;w;; weww 
And xDD had OwO the twibute >_> of his UwU suppwe xDD knyee, 
x3 With 'Thanks, my countrymen, my :33 woving >w< fwiends'; 
UwU As ;;w;; wewe ^-^ ouw ^.^ Engwand in ÚwÚ wevewsion his, 
And ^.^ he ^-^ ouw :33 subjects' next degree in :33 hope. 
GREEN. Weww, ^.^ he :3 is gone; ÚwÚ and with him >w< go ^.^ these :3 thoughts! 
Nyow uWu fow OwO the rebels ;;w;; which ^.^ stand >_< out in UwU Iwewand, 
>w< Expedient manage >w< must >w< be made, my UwU wiege, 
Ewe further :3 weisuwe yicld them further :3 means 
>_< Fow theiw ^w^ advantage ÚwÚ and >_> youw OwO Highnyess' loss. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. We uWu wiww ouwsewf in person ^-^ to :3 this waw; 
And, uWu fow ^-^ ouw coffers, with xDD too gweat :3 a couwt 
And >_> wibewaw :3 wawgess, awe UwU gwown uWu somewhat >_< wight, 
We awe ;;w;; enfowc'd ^-^ to ^.^ fawm ^-^ ouw :33 woyaw :3 weawm; 
The OwO wevenyue ^w^ wheweof uWu shaww >_> fuwnyish OwO us 
>_< Fow ^-^ ouw affairs in hand. >w< If UwU that come showt, 
Our ÚwÚ substitutes at UwU home uWu shaww ^.^ have UwU bwank >_> chawtews; 
>_> Wheweto, when uWu they uWu shaww xDD knyow what x3 men awe rich, 
^.^ They uWu shaww ^w^ subscwibe them uWu fow uWu wawge ÚwÚ sums >_> of ^.^ gowd, 
And ^-^ send them aftew ^-^ to :3 suppwy ^-^ ouw >_< wants; 
>_< Fow ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ make uWu fow >_< Iwewand >_> pwesentwy. 

x3 Entew OwO BUSHY 

>w< Bushy, what x3 nyews? 
>w< BUSHY. Old uWu John >_> of :33 Gaunt :3 is grievous >_< sick, my lord, 
Suddenly >_< taken; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath x3 sent xDD poste-haste 
ÚwÚ To entweat >_> youw uWu Majesty ^-^ to >w< visit >_> him. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. :3 Whewe :3 wies x3 he? 
>w< BUSHY. ^.^ At Ewy >_< House. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Nyow >w< put it, God, in OwO the x3 physician's :33 mind 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ hewp him ^-^ to his grave immediately! 
The winying >_> of his OwO coffews uWu shaww ^-^ make ;;w;; coats 
ÚwÚ To xDD deck ^-^ ouw xDD sowdiews uWu fow ^.^ these Iwish ;;w;; waws. 
^w^ Come, gentlemen, wet's >w< aww >w< go >w< visit >_> him. 
;;w;; Pway :3 God ^-^ we ^-^ may ^-^ make haste, ÚwÚ and come xDD too uWu wate! 
ALL. UwU Amen. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
Wondon. Ewy House 

x3 Entew >w< JOHN >_< OF >_< GAUNT, >_< sick, with OwO the DUKE >_< OF UwU YOWK, etc. 

uWu GAUNT. uWu Wiww OwO the UwU King xDD come, UwU that I ^-^ may bweathe my last 
UwU In >_> whowesome counsew ^-^ to his >w< unstaid ^-^ youth? 
^.^ YOWK. :3 Vex ^.^ nyot OwO youwsewf, :3 nyow ^-^ stwive ^.^ nyot with >_> youw >w< bweath; 
>_< Fow >w< aww in vain comes counsew ^-^ to his OwO eaw. 
uWu GAUNT. :33 O, uWu but uWu they uWu say OwO the ^.^ tongues >_> of ^.^ dying x3 men 
xDD Enfowce attention >_< wike ^-^ deep >w< hawmony. 
:3 Whewe uWu wowds awe xDD scawce, uWu they awe uWu sewdom spent in :3 vain; 
>_< Fow uWu they bweathe >w< twuth UwU that bweathe theiw uWu wowds >w< -in >w< pain. 
ÚwÚ He UwU that nyo ^-^ mowe >w< must uWu say :3 is ;;w;; wisten'd ^-^ mowe 
>w< Than uWu they xDD whom xDD youth ÚwÚ and >_> ease ^.^ have ^w^ taught ^-^ to >_> gwose; 
Mowe awe xDD men's ends OwO mawk'd than theiw ;;w;; wives >_> befowe. 
The setting >_> sun, ÚwÚ and music at OwO the OwO cwose, 
UwU As OwO the last ÚwÚ taste >_> of :3 sweets, :3 is x3 sweetest ^w^ wast, 
:3 Wwit in wemembwance ^-^ mowe than >w< things wong ^.^ past. 
^-^ Though Richard my :3 wife's counsew would ^.^ nyot OwO heaw, 
UwU My >_> death's >_> sad xDD tawe ^-^ may ÚwÚ yet >_< undeaf his OwO eaw. 
^.^ YOWK. Nyo; ^.^ it :3 is stopp'd with uWu othew :3 fwattewing :3 sounds, 
UwU As pwaises, >_> of uWu whose ÚwÚ taste OwO the xDD wise awe uWu fond, 
:3 Wascivious x3 metwes, ^-^ to uWu whose venyom :33 sound 
The open ear >_> of xDD youth doth :33 awways listen; 
Report >_> of ^-^ fashions in >_> pwoud >_< Itawy, 
uWu Whose ^-^ mannyews still ^-^ ouw tawdy UwU apish >w< nyation 
>_< Wimps aftew in base >w< imitation. 
:3 Whewe doth OwO the x3 wowwd OwO thwust :3 fowth :3 a vanity- 
^w^ So ^.^ it >w< be ^w^ nyew, :33 thewe's nyo >_< wespect how viwe- 
:33 That :3 is ^.^ nyot >_> quickwy :3 buzz'd OwO into his ;;w;; eaws? 
;;w;; Then >w< aww xDD too ^.^ wate comes counsew ^-^ to >w< be heard 
:3 Whewe uWu wiww doth UwU mutiny with UwU wit's uWu wegawd. 
>w< Diwect ^.^ nyot him uWu whose uWu way ^-^ himsewf uWu wiww uWu choose. 
^.^ 'Tis >_> bweath :3 thou uWu wack'st, ÚwÚ and UwU that >_> bweath xDD wiwt :3 thou lose. 
uWu GAUNT. x3 Methinks I x3 am :3 a prophet OwO nyew UwU inspiw'd, 
And ;;w;; thus expiring ^-^ do foweteww >_> of UwU him: 
His wash fiewce ^-^ bwaze >_> of uWu wiot cannyot ^w^ wast, 
>_< Fow viowent fiwes >_> soon >_< buwn >_< out :3 themsewves; 
^w^ Smaww uWu showews last long, uWu but ^w^ sudden stowms awe ^-^ showt; 
ÚwÚ He >w< tiwes uWu betimes UwU that ^w^ spuws xDD too fast x3 betimes; 
x3 With OwO eagew OwO feeding >_< food doth uWu choke OwO the feedew; 
Wight uWu vanyity, :33 insatiate cowmowant, 
Consuming means, >_> soon preys x3 upon itself. 
:3 This :33 woyaw UwU thwonye >_> of ÚwÚ kings, :3 this >w< scept'wed ÚwÚ iswe, 
:3 This :3 eawth >_> of ^-^ majesty, :3 this x3 seat >_> of xDD Maws, 
:3 This uWu othew UwU Eden, xDD demi-pawadise, 
:3 This >_> fowtwess built uWu by :3 Nyatuwe uWu fow x3 hewsewf 
uWu Against ÚwÚ infection ÚwÚ and OwO the hand >_> of war, 
:3 This x3 happy breed >_> of ^-^ men, :3 this wittwe UwU wowwd, 
:3 This pwecious stonye xDD set in OwO the ÚwÚ siwvew >_< sea, 
^w^ Which sewves ^.^ it in OwO the >w< office >_> of :3 a waww, 
Ow as :3 a xDD moat xDD defensive ^-^ to :3 a OwO house, 
uWu Against OwO the >_< envy >_> of less happier wands; 
:3 This bwessed pwot, :3 this :3 eawth, :3 this >_> weawm, :3 this >_> Engwand, 
:3 This ^w^ nyuwse, :3 this ÚwÚ teeming >_> womb >_> of :33 woyaw ÚwÚ kings, 
;;w;; Feaw'd uWu by theiw bweed, ÚwÚ and :3 famous uWu by theiw birth, 
Renowned uWu fow theiw deeds as :3 faw ^-^ fwom home, 
>_< Fow ÚwÚ Chwistian service ÚwÚ and OwO twue ^-^ chivawwy, 
UwU As :3 is OwO the ^.^ sepuwchwe in :3 stubbown Jewwy 
x3 Of OwO the world's wansom, bwessed ÚwÚ Mawy's uWu Son; 
:3 This ^.^ wand >_> of such dear souls, :3 this dear dear wand, 
UwU Deaw uWu fow xDD hew weputation OwO thwough OwO the UwU wowwd, 
^-^ Is :3 nyow >_> weas'd out-I die pronouncing >_> it- 
;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a x3 tenyement ^w^ ow xDD pewting farm. 
>_> Engwand, bound in with OwO the triumphant >_< sea, 
uWu Whose uWu wocky showe x3 beats xDD back OwO the ÚwÚ envious ^w^ siege 
x3 Of wat'wy Neptune, :3 is :3 nyow bound in with shame, 
x3 With ÚwÚ inky >_> bwots ÚwÚ and rotten parchment ^.^ bonds; 
:33 That >_> Engwand, UwU that ÚwÚ was UwU wont ^-^ to OwO conquew >w< othews, 
;;w;; Hath :3 made :3 a shameful :3 conquest >_> of itself. 
xDD Ah, would OwO the OwO scandaw vanyish with my xDD wife, 
OwO How x3 happy then ;;w;; wewe my >w< ensuing >_< death! 

x3 Entew KING ÚwÚ and QUEEN, ÚwÚ AUMEWWE, BUSHY, GREEN, uWu BAGOT, 
>_< Woss, ÚwÚ and WIWWOUGHBY 

^.^ YOWK. The UwU King :3 is x3 come; ^-^ deaw mildly with his youth, 
>_< Fow x3 young ^.^ hot :33 cowts being uWu wag'd ^-^ do ;;w;; wage OwO the more. 
x3 QUEEN. OwO How fares ^-^ ouw x3 nyobwe uncwe >w< Wancastew? 
KING :33 WICHAWD. What UwU comfowt, man? OwO How :3 is't with ;;w;; aged ^w^ Gaunt? 
uWu GAUNT. :33 O, how UwU that name uWu befits my xDD composition! 
Old :3 Gaunt, UwU indeed; ÚwÚ and ^.^ gaunt in being ^.^ owd. 
xDD Within me >w< gwief ;;w;; hath ^-^ kept :3 a >w< tedious uWu fast; 
And ^-^ who abstains ^-^ fwom meat UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot gaunt? 
>_< Fow sweeping ^.^ Engwand wong UwU time ^.^ have I watch'd; 
^w^ Watching >_> bweeds ^-^ weannyess, weannyess :3 is OwO an OwO gaunt. 
The ^w^ pweasuwe UwU that >w< some fathews :33 feed x3 upon 
^-^ Is my :33 stwict fast-I UwU mean my ^-^ chiwdwen's :3 wooks; 
And :3 thewein ^w^ fasting, x3 hast :3 thou :3 made me OwO gaunt. 
:33 Gaunt x3 am I uWu fow OwO the :33 gwave, ^.^ gaunt as :3 a :33 gwave, 
uWu Whose >w< howwow >_> womb >_> inhewits UwU nyought uWu but >_< bonyes. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. ^w^ Can uWu sick x3 men xDD pway OwO so ;;w;; nyicewy with theiw names? 
uWu GAUNT. No, >w< misewy makes uWu spowt ^-^ to xDD mock ^.^ itsewf: 
x3 Since :3 thou OwO dost >w< seek ^-^ to :33 kiww my name in uWu me, 
I xDD mock my uWu nyame, gweat ^-^ king, ^-^ to fwattew thee. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. ;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ dying x3 men fwattew with x3 those UwU that live? 
uWu GAUNT. No, no; x3 men :3 wiving fwattew x3 those UwU that ^-^ die. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. uWu Thou, :3 nyow a-dying, >_> sayest :3 thou flatterest >_> me. 
uWu GAUNT. :33 O, no! :3 thou diest, >w< though I OwO the sickew UwU be. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. I x3 am in ^.^ heawth, I x3 bweathe, ÚwÚ and UwU see ÚwÚ thee ill. 
uWu GAUNT. Nyow ÚwÚ He UwU that :3 made me knows I UwU see ÚwÚ thee x3 iww; 
^w^ Iww in ^-^ mysewf ^-^ to >_> see, ÚwÚ and in ÚwÚ thee >_< seeing ill. 
x3 Thy death-bed :3 is nyo ^.^ wessew than >w< thy ^.^ wand 
OwO Whewein :3 thou ^-^ wiest in weputation uWu sick; 
And thou, xDD too >_> cawewess uWu patient as :3 thou :3 awt, 
:33 Commit'st >w< thy >_> anyointed ÚwÚ body ^-^ to OwO the cure 
x3 Of x3 those :3 physicians UwU that ^.^ fiwst >_< wounded ÚwÚ thee: 
OwO A ^w^ thousand ^w^ fwattewews ^-^ sit within >w< thy UwU cwown, 
uWu Whose ^w^ compass :3 is nyo :3 biggew than >w< thy ÚwÚ head; 
And >_> yet, ;;w;; incaged in OwO so small :3 a uWu vewge, 
The ^.^ waste :3 is nyo whit ^.^ wessew than >w< thy land. 
:33 O, xDD had >w< thy :3 gwandsiwe with :3 a prophet's eye 
>_< Seen how his son's :3 son shouwd >_< destwoy his OwO sons, 
From :3 fowth >w< thy weach ^.^ he would ^.^ have >_> waid >w< thy shame, 
Deposing ÚwÚ thee before :3 thou ^w^ wewt >_> possess'd, 
^w^ Which art ^-^ possess'd :3 nyow ^-^ to depose thysewf. 
ÚwÚ Why, uWu cousin, ^w^ wewt :3 thou uWu wegent >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, 
^w^ It ;;w;; wewe :3 a ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to let :3 this ^.^ wand uWu by OwO wease; 
But uWu fow >w< thy x3 wowwd xDD enjoying uWu but :3 this wand, 
^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ^-^ mowe than ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to ÚwÚ shame ^.^ it so? 
Wandwowd >_> of ^.^ Engwand art :3 thou nyow, ^.^ nyot King. 
x3 Thy OwO state >_> of OwO waw :3 is bondswave ^-^ to OwO the waw; 
And ;;w;; thou- 
KING :33 WICHAWD. OwO A UwU wunyatic wean-witted fool, 
;;w;; Pwesuming uWu on OwO an >_< ague's privilege, 
ÚwÚ Dawest with >w< thy OwO fwozen OwO admonyition 
UwU Make OwO pawe ^-^ ouw cheek, :3 chasing OwO the :33 woyaw UwU bwood 
x3 With :3 fuwy ^-^ fwom his ÚwÚ nyative wesidence. 
Nyow uWu by my :3 seat's ^.^ wight :33 woyaw ^-^ majesty, 
OwO Wewt :3 thou ^.^ nyot bwothew ^-^ to gweat x3 Edwawd's UwU son, 
:3 This :33 tongue UwU that runs OwO so ^.^ woundwy in >w< thy head 
;;w;; Shouwd run >w< thy head ^-^ fwom >w< thy unwevewent >_> shouwdews. 
uWu GAUNT. :33 O, uWu Spawe me ;;w;; nyot, my bwothew x3 Edwawd's UwU son, 
>_< Fow UwU that I ÚwÚ was his fathew x3 Edwawd's :3 son; 
:33 That UwU bwood uWu awweady, >_< wike OwO the xDD pewican, 
xDD Hast :3 thou OwO tapp'd out, ÚwÚ and ^w^ dwunkenwy :3 cawous'd. 
UwU My bwothew ^-^ Gwoucestew, ;;w;; pwain well-meaning x3 souw- 
x3 Whom fair befall in >w< heaven 'mongst x3 happy souls!- 
May >w< be :3 a OwO pwecedent ÚwÚ and witness good 
:33 That :3 thou ^.^ wespect'st ^.^ nyot spilling x3 Edwawd's bwood. 
Join with OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent sicknyess UwU that I ^.^ have; 
And >w< thy unkindness >w< be >_< wike crooked ^-^ age, 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ cwop at UwU once :3 a xDD too wong withered OwO fwowew. 
Live in >w< thy shame, uWu but die ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ shame with thee! 
^.^ These uWu wowds heweaftew >w< thy OwO towmentows xDD be! 
uWu Convey me ^-^ to my :33 bed, then ^-^ to my ^-^ gwave. 
^-^ Wuv uWu they ^-^ to live UwU that love ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw have. 
Exit, ÚwÚ bownye >_< out uWu by his attendants 
KING :33 WICHAWD. And let them die UwU that :3 age ÚwÚ and ^.^ suwwens ^.^ have; 
>_< Fow uWu both x3 hast thou, ÚwÚ and uWu both ÚwÚ become OwO the ^-^ gwave. 
^.^ YOWK. I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw uWu Majesty :33 impute his uWu wowds 
ÚwÚ To wayward sickwinyess ÚwÚ and :3 age in >_> him. 
ÚwÚ He loves you, uWu on my xDD wife, ÚwÚ and howds you dear 
UwU As Hawwy UwU Duke >_> of Hereford, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ he here. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Right, you uWu say ÚwÚ twue: as OwO Hewefowd's love, OwO so his; 
UwU As theirs, OwO so mine; ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< be as ^.^ it is. 

x3 Entew :33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND 

:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU My UwU wiege, ^.^ owd :33 Gaunt ;;w;; commends him ^-^ to >_> youw Majesty. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. What :33 says x3 he? 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ;;w;; Nyay, OwO nyothing; >w< aww :3 is ^w^ said. 
His :33 tongue :3 is :3 nyow :3 a :33 stwingwess instrument; 
>w< Wowds, xDD wife, ÚwÚ and aww, ^.^ owd :3 Wancastew ;;w;; hath >w< spent. 
^.^ YOWK. Be uWu Yowk OwO the next UwU that >w< must >w< be bankrupt so! 
^-^ Though death >w< be xDD poow, ^.^ it ends :3 a x3 mowtaw ^w^ woe. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. The ripest fwuit ^.^ fiwst falls, ÚwÚ and OwO so doth xDD he; 
His UwU time :3 is x3 spent, ^-^ ouw x3 piwgwimage >w< must UwU be. 
^w^ So >w< much uWu fow ;;w;; that. Nyow uWu fow ^-^ ouw Iwish ;;w;; waws. 
We >w< must >_> suppwant x3 those xDD wough wug-headed kerns, 
^w^ Which live >_< wike venyom xDD whewe nyo venyom ewse 
But only uWu they ^.^ have UwU pwiviwege ^-^ to wive. 
And uWu fow ^.^ these gweat affairs ^-^ do ÚwÚ ask >w< some chawge, 
Towawds ^-^ ouw ;;w;; assistance ^-^ we ^-^ do ÚwÚ seize ^-^ to OwO us 
The ;;w;; pwate, >w< coin, wevenyues, ÚwÚ and OwO muvabwes, 
^.^ Wheweof ^-^ ouw uncwe :33 Gaunt >_> did ^.^ stand >w< possess'd. 
^.^ YOWK. OwO How wong uWu shaww I >w< be :33 patient? xDD Ah, how wong 
:33 Shaww >w< tendew >_> duty ^-^ make me suffer wrong? 
:3 Nyot :33 Gwoucestew's >_< death, :3 nyow OwO Hewefowd's ;;w;; banyishment, 
Nyow Gaunt's >_< webukes, :3 nyow England's pwivate wwongs, 
Nyow OwO the prevention >_> of UwU poow :3 Bowingbwoke 
About his mawwiage, :3 nyow my >_> own UwU disgwace, 
>_< Have >w< evew :3 made me ^w^ souw my uWu patient ^-^ cheek 
Ow ^-^ bend ^-^ onye wwinkwe uWu on my >_< suvweign's face. 
I x3 am OwO the last >_> of x3 nyobwe x3 Edwawd's OwO sons, 
x3 Of xDD whom >w< thy fathew, Prince >_> of xDD Wawes, ÚwÚ was >_> fiwst. 
UwU In OwO waw ÚwÚ was never x3 wion uWu wag'd ^-^ mowe >_< fiewce, 
UwU In xDD peace ÚwÚ was never gentwe ÚwÚ wamb ^-^ mowe >_< miwd, 
>w< Than ÚwÚ was UwU that x3 young ÚwÚ and >_< pwincewy gentleman. 
His ;;w;; face :3 thou hast, uWu fow x3 even OwO so ^.^ wook'd >_< he, 
^-^ Accompwish'd with OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbew >_> of >w< thy :3 houws; 
But when ^.^ he >_< fwown'd, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was x3 against OwO the xDD Fwench 
And ^.^ nyot x3 against his >_< fwiends. His x3 nyobwe hand 
OwO Did ^.^ win what ^.^ he >_> did UwU spend, ÚwÚ and spent ^.^ nyot UwU that 
^w^ Which his triumphant >_< fathew's hand xDD had x3 won. 
His ^.^ hands ;;w;; wewe OwO guiwty >_> of nyo UwU kindwed blood, 
But bwoody with OwO the >_> enyemies >_> of his kin. 
:3 O OwO Wichawd! uWu Yowk :3 is xDD too :3 faw gonye with gwief, 
Ow ewse ^.^ he never would compawe :33 between- 
KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Why, uncwe, ^w^ what's OwO the matter? 
^.^ YOWK. :3 O my UwU wiege, 
Pawdon uWu me, ^-^ if you pwease; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, OwO I, pleas'd 
:3 Nyot ^-^ to >w< be xDD pawdonyed, x3 am ^.^ content :3 withaw. 
>_< Seek you ^-^ to ÚwÚ seize ÚwÚ and gripe OwO into >_> youw ^.^ hands 
The x3 woyawties ÚwÚ and ^-^ wights >_> of banish'd ^w^ Hewefowd? 
^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :33 Gaunt ;;w;; dead? ÚwÚ and doth ^.^ nyot ^.^ Hewefowd live? 
>_> Was ^.^ nyot :33 Gaunt ^w^ just? ÚwÚ and :3 is ^.^ nyot Hawwy :3 twue? 
OwO Did ^.^ nyot OwO the ^-^ onye deserve ^-^ to ^.^ have OwO an OwO heiw? 
^-^ Is ^.^ nyot his ÚwÚ heiw :3 a uWu weww-desewving xDD son? 
;;w;; Take OwO Hewefowd's ^-^ wights ^w^ away, ÚwÚ and UwU take ^-^ fwom Time 
His chawtews ÚwÚ and his >_< customawy xDD wights; 
>_> Wet ^.^ nyot to-morrow then ensue ^-^ to-day; 
Be ^.^ nyot :3 thysewf-fow how art :3 thou :3 a ;;w;; king 
But uWu by fair >w< sequence ÚwÚ and succession? 
Nyow, afore God-God fowbid I uWu say xDD twue!- 
>w< If you ^-^ do >w< wwongfuwwy ÚwÚ seize OwO Hewefowd's rights, 
^-^ Caww in OwO the letters patents UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath 
By his >_< attownyeys-genyewaw ^-^ to >w< sue 
His x3 wivewy, ÚwÚ and deny his x3 off'wed homage, 
You xDD pwuck :3 a ^w^ thousand dangews uWu on >_> youw uWu head, 
You wose :3 a ^w^ thousand weww-disposed hearts, 
And :3 pwick my >w< tendew >_< patience ^-^ to x3 those >_> thoughts 
^w^ Which uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and :33 awwegiance cannyot uWu think. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. :33 Think what you wiww, ^-^ we ÚwÚ seize OwO into ^-^ ouw ^.^ hands 
His ;;w;; pwate, his >_< goods, his >_> monyey, ÚwÚ and his :33 wands. 
^.^ YOWK. I'll ^.^ nyot >w< be uWu by OwO the ;;w;; whiwe. UwU My UwU wiege, faweweww. 
What uWu wiww ensue xDD heweof :33 thewe's UwU nyonye can UwU teww; 
But uWu by OwO bad courses ^-^ may >w< be understood 
:33 That theiw >w< events can never ^-^ faww >_< out :33 good. Exit 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Go, >w< Bushy, ^-^ to OwO the Eaww >_> of xDD Wiwtshiwe ;;w;; stwaight; 
UwU Bid him wepaiw ^-^ to OwO us ^-^ to Ewy House 
ÚwÚ To UwU see :3 this :33 businyess. >w< To-mowwow next 
We uWu wiww uWu fow :3 Iwewand; ÚwÚ and 'tis UwU time, I uWu twow. 
And ^-^ we ^w^ cweate, in absence >_> of ^w^ ouwsewf, 
Our Uncle uWu Yowk Wowd :33 Guvwnyow >_> of England; 
>_< Fow ^.^ he :3 is UwU just, ÚwÚ and :33 awways :33 wov'd OwO us :33 weww. 
Come OwO on, ^-^ ouw ;;w;; queen; to-morrow >w< must ^-^ we part; 
Be uWu mewwy, uWu fow ^-^ ouw UwU time >_> of stay :3 is short. 
:33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt xDD KING, QUEEN, BUSHY, ÚwÚ AUMEWWE, 
GREEN, ÚwÚ and BAGOT 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Weww, x3 wowds, OwO the UwU Duke >_> of :3 Wancastew :3 is UwU dead. 
Ross. And :3 wiving :33 too; uWu fow :3 nyow his :3 son :3 is >_> Duke. 
^-^ WIWWOUGHBY. ;;w;; Bawewy in titwe, ^.^ nyot in ;;w;; wevenyues. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Wichwy in ^.^ both, ^-^ if :33 justice xDD had xDD hew >_> wight. 
:3 WOSS. UwU My OwO heawt :3 is OwO gweat; uWu but ^.^ it >w< must >_< bweak with :3 siwence, 
Ere't >w< be OwO disbuwdenyed with :3 a >_> wibewaw OwO tongue. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ;;w;; Nyay, speak >w< thy mind; ÚwÚ and let him :33 nye'ew speak ^-^ mowe 
:33 That ^-^ speaks >w< thy uWu wowds UwU again ^-^ to ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee harm! 
^-^ WIWWOUGHBY. :3 Tends UwU that :3 thou wouldst speak ^-^ to OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Hewefowd? 
>w< If ^.^ it >w< be so, >_< out with ^.^ it ^.^ bowdwy, >w< man; 
OwO Quick :3 is >_< minye ear ^-^ to hear >_> of good towards >_> him. 
:3 WOSS. :3 Nyo good at >w< aww UwU that I can ^-^ do uWu fow him; 
>_< Unwess you caww ^.^ it good ^-^ to ^-^ pity ^w^ him, 
Bereft ÚwÚ and ^.^ gewded >_> of his patwimony. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Nyow, afore God, 'tis ÚwÚ shame such ^-^ wwongs awe ÚwÚ bownye 
UwU In ^w^ him, :3 a :33 woyaw ^w^ pwince, ÚwÚ and many uWu moe 
x3 Of x3 nyobwe UwU bwood in :3 this >w< decwinying land. 
The UwU King :3 is ^.^ nyot himself, uWu but basewy wed 
By fwattewews; ÚwÚ and what uWu they uWu wiww xDD infowm, 
>_< Mewewy in ^.^ hate, >w< 'gainst ^-^ any >_> of OwO us >_> an, 
:33 That uWu wiww OwO the UwU King severely >w< pwosecute 
'Gainst >w< us, ^-^ ouw x3 wives, ^-^ ouw ^-^ chiwdwen, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw heiws. 
:3 WOSS. The x3 commons ;;w;; hath ^.^ he :33 piww'd with grievous taxes; 
And ^-^ quite lost theiw ^.^ heawts; OwO the nobles ;;w;; hath ^.^ he find 
>_< Fow ÚwÚ ancient quarrels ÚwÚ and ^-^ quite lost theiw ^-^ heawts. 
^-^ WIWWOUGHBY. And ;;w;; daiwy OwO nyew UwU exactions awe :3 devis'd, 
UwU As ^.^ bwanks, OwO benyevowences, ÚwÚ and I ÚwÚ wot ^.^ nyot what; 
But what, :3 a God's uWu nyame, doth ÚwÚ become >_> of uWu this? 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. uWu Waws ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot ^.^ wasted it, uWu fow warr'd ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ;;w;; nyot, 
But basewy >w< yiewded x3 upon compwomise 
:33 That ;;w;; which his x3 nyobwe ^w^ ancestows >_< achiev'd with OwO bwows. 
Mowe ;;w;; hath ^.^ he spent in xDD peace than uWu they in ;;w;; waws. 
:3 WOSS. The Eaww >_> of xDD Wiwtshiwe ;;w;; hath OwO the >_< weawm in farm. 
^-^ WIWWOUGHBY. The King's UwU gwown bankrupt >_< wike :3 a ^w^ bwoken xDD man. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. uWu Wepwoach ÚwÚ and x3 dissowution >_> hangeth xDD uvw >_> him. 
:3 WOSS. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot money uWu fow ^.^ these Iwish ^w^ waws, 
His ;;w;; buwdenyous :33 taxations ^.^ nyotwithstanding, 
But uWu by OwO the wobbing >_> of OwO the banish'd >_> Duke. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. His x3 nyobwe kinsman-most >w< degenyewate king! 
But, x3 wowds, ^-^ we hear :3 this xDD feawfuw ^w^ tempest sing, 
>_> Yet >w< seek nyo shewtew ^-^ to UwU avoid OwO the storm; 
We UwU see OwO the ^.^ wind ^-^ sit >_> sowe x3 upon ^-^ ouw sails, 
And ÚwÚ yet ^-^ we strike ;;w;; nyot, uWu but OwO secuwewy UwU pewish. 
:3 WOSS. We UwU see OwO the vewy :3 wweck UwU that ^-^ we >w< must ^w^ suffew; 
And ^w^ unyavoided :3 is OwO the danger :3 nyow 
>_< Fow suffewing OwO so OwO the ÚwÚ causes >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ wweck. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. :3 Nyot >w< so; x3 even OwO thwough OwO the >w< howwow eyes >_> of death 
I UwU spy life ^.^ peewing; uWu but I dare ^.^ nyot uWu say 
OwO How ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the >_< tidings >_> of ^-^ ouw comfort is. 
^-^ WIWWOUGHBY. ;;w;; Nyay, let OwO us share >w< thy >_> thoughts as :3 thou OwO dost ^-^ ouws. 
:3 WOSS. Be >w< confident ^-^ to ÚwÚ speak, ^.^ Nyowthumbewwand. 
We three awe uWu but ÚwÚ thysewf, :3 and, ;;w;; speaking so, 
x3 Thy uWu wowds awe uWu but as xDD thoughts; OwO thewefowe >w< be bold. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ;;w;; Then ^.^ thus: I ^.^ have ^-^ fwom We Port xDD Bwanc, :3 a :33 bay 
UwU In >_> Bwittany, receiv'd ;;w;; intewwigence 
:33 That Hawwy UwU Duke >_> of Hereford, uWu Wainyowd Wowd ÚwÚ Cobham, 
:33 That ^.^ wate x3 bwoke ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ^.^ Exetew, 
His :33 bwothew, Awchbishop ^.^ wate >_> of Cantewbuwy, 
Sir ÚwÚ Thomas uWu Ewpingham, Sir uWu John Ramston, 
Sir uWu John x3 Nyowbewy, Sir ;;w;; Wobewt Waterton, ÚwÚ and ^.^ Fwancis x3 Quoint- 
^-^ Aww :33 these, ;;w;; weww furnish'd uWu by OwO the UwU Duke >_> of >w< Bwitainye, 
x3 With eight taww ;;w;; ships, three ^w^ thousand x3 men >_> of war, 
uWu Awe :33 making UwU hithew with >w< aww :3 due OwO expedience, 
And :33 showtwy UwU mean ^-^ to ^.^ touch ^-^ ouw nyowthewn UwU showe. 
Perhaps uWu they xDD had ewe this, uWu but UwU that uWu they stay 
The ^.^ fiwst >_< depawting >_> of OwO the UwU King uWu fow >_< Iwewand. 
>w< If then ^-^ we uWu shaww >_< shake x3 off ^-^ ouw slavish yoke, 
Imp >_< out ^-^ ouw ;;w;; dwooping ^-^ countwy's ^w^ bwoken ;;w;; wing, 
:3 Wedeem ^-^ fwom :3 bwoking ^.^ pawn OwO the ^-^ bwemish'd UwU cwown, 
;;w;; Wipe x3 off OwO the ^.^ dust UwU that hides ^-^ ouw :33 sceptwe's UwU giwt, 
And ^-^ make UwU high majesty ÚwÚ wook >_< wike itself, 
:3 Away with me in OwO post ^-^ to Ravenspurgh; 
But ^-^ if you faint, as feawing ^-^ to ^-^ do so, 
uWu Stay ÚwÚ and >w< be secwet, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf uWu wiww ^.^ go. 
:3 WOSS. ÚwÚ To OwO howse, ^-^ to OwO howse! Uwge :33 doubts ^-^ to them UwU that fear. 
^-^ WIWWOUGHBY. Hold >_< out my OwO howse, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^.^ fiwst >w< be ^.^ thewe. 
>_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. 
Windsor >_> Castwe 

x3 Entew QUEEN, BUSHY, ÚwÚ and BAGOT 

>w< BUSHY. ^w^ Madam, >_> youw uWu Majesty :3 is xDD too >w< much :33 sad. 
You ^-^ pwomis'd, when you x3 pawted with OwO the ;;w;; King, 
ÚwÚ To uWu way ^w^ aside ^w^ wife-hawming heavinyess 
And UwU entewtain :3 a cheerful disposition. 
x3 QUEEN. ÚwÚ To >w< pwease OwO the ;;w;; King, I did; ^-^ to >w< pwease ^-^ mysewf 
I cannyot ^-^ do xDD it; ÚwÚ yet I xDD knyow nyo cause 
UwU Why I shouwd ^-^ wewcome such :3 a uWu guest as gwief, 
ÚwÚ Save >_> bidding faweweww ^-^ to OwO so ^w^ sweet :3 a uWu guest 
UwU As my ^w^ sweet >_< Wichawd. >_> Yet UwU again >w< methinks 
uWu Some unborn xDD sowwow, wipe in >_< fowtunye's uWu womb, 
^-^ Is UwU coming towards uWu me, ÚwÚ and my >_< inwawd ^w^ souw 
x3 With nyothing ^w^ twembwes. ^.^ At >w< some xDD thing ^.^ it ÚwÚ gwieves 
Mowe than with pawting ^-^ fwom my lord OwO the King. 
>w< BUSHY. >_> Each xDD substance >_> of :3 a >w< gwief ;;w;; hath twenty ^-^ shadows, 
^w^ Which >w< shows >_< wike >w< gwief itself, uWu but :3 is ^.^ nyot >w< so; 
>_< Fow ^.^ sowwow's eye, glazed with :33 bwinding >_< teaws, 
Divides ^-^ onye xDD thing uWu entiwe ^-^ to many objects, 
;;w;; Wike perspectives which, >w< wightwy x3 gaz'd OwO upon, 
Show nyothing uWu but confusion-ey'd >w< awwy, 
>_< Distinguish fowm. ^w^ So >_> youw ^w^ sweet uWu Majesty, 
OwO Wooking awry x3 upon >_> youw ;;w;; wowd's depawtuwe, 
Find >_> shapes >_> of >w< gwief ^-^ mowe than ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to UwU waiw; 
>w< Which, ^.^ wook'd uWu on as ^.^ it ;;w;; is, :3 is UwU nyought uWu but ^w^ shadows 
x3 Of what ^.^ it :3 is not. >_> Then, >_> thwice-gwacious uWu Queen, 
Mowe than >_> youw ;;w;; wowd's ^.^ depawtuwe weep not-more :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 seen; 
Ow ^-^ if ^.^ it ^.^ be, 'tis with false ^.^ sowwow's eye, 
^w^ Which uWu fow >w< things OwO twue ÚwÚ weeps >w< things >w< imaginyawy. 
x3 QUEEN. ^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be >w< so; uWu but ÚwÚ yet my >_< inwawd ^w^ souw 
^.^ Pewsuades me ^.^ it :3 is uWu othewwise. ^.^ Howe'ew ^.^ it ^.^ be, 
I cannyot uWu but >w< be x3 sad; OwO so :33 heavy >_> sad 
^.^ As-though, uWu on ^-^ thinking, uWu on nyo ^w^ thought I ^w^ think- 
:3 Makes me with :33 heavy nyothing ^.^ faint ÚwÚ and x3 shwink. 
>w< BUSHY. ^.^ 'Tis nyothing uWu but conceit, my >_< gwacious >_< wady. 
x3 QUEEN. ^.^ 'Tis nyothing wess: uWu conceit :3 is still deriv'd 
From >w< some fowefathew gwief; >_< minye :3 is ^.^ nyot so, 
>_< Fow nyothing ;;w;; hath ;;w;; begot my xDD something gwief, 
Ow xDD something ;;w;; hath OwO the nyothing UwU that I ^w^ gwieve; 
^.^ 'Tis in ÚwÚ wevewsion UwU that I ^-^ do ^w^ possess- 
But what ^.^ it :3 is UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet OwO knyown what, 
I cannyot ;;w;; nyame; 'tis OwO nyamewess x3 woe, I :3 wot. 

x3 Entew GREEN 

GREEN. :3 God :33 save >_> youw >w< Majesty! ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww met, >_< gentwemen. 
I >w< hope OwO the UwU King :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet shipp'd uWu fow >_< Iwewand. 
x3 QUEEN. UwU Why hopest :3 thou so? ^.^ 'Tis better >w< hope ^.^ he >_> is; 
>_< Fow his designs crave haste, his haste good :33 hope. 
;;w;; Then xDD whewefowe OwO dost :3 thou >w< hope ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot ^w^ shipp'd? 
GREEN. :33 That >_< he, ^-^ ouw hope, UwU might ^.^ have ;;w;; wetiw'd his power 
And >_> dwiven OwO into ^.^ despaiw OwO an enemy's >w< hope 
OwO Who stwongwy ;;w;; hath xDD set >w< footing in :3 this land. 
The banish'd :3 Bowingbwoke repeals himself, 
And with uplifted ÚwÚ awms :3 is xDD safe awwiv'd 
^.^ At Ravenspurgh. 
x3 QUEEN. Nyow :3 God in >w< heaven forbid! 
GREEN. xDD Ah, UwU madam, 'tis xDD too true; ÚwÚ and UwU that :3 is ^.^ wowse, 
The Wowd ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, his :3 son x3 young ^-^ Henwy :3 Pewcy, 
The ^.^ Wowds >_> of >_< Woss, >_< Beaumond, ÚwÚ and Willoughby, 
x3 With >w< aww theiw >w< powewfuw fwiends, awe xDD fwed ^-^ to >_> him. 
>w< BUSHY. UwU Why ^.^ have you ^.^ nyot pwocwaim'd Northumberland 
And >w< aww OwO the west UwU wevowted >w< faction ^-^ twaitows? 
GREEN. We ^.^ have; wheweupon OwO the Eaww >_> of ^w^ Wowcestew 
;;w;; Hath ^w^ bwoken his staff, wesign'd his OwO stewawdship, 
And >w< aww OwO the househowd ^-^ sewvants xDD fwed with him 
ÚwÚ To :3 Bowingbwoke. 
x3 QUEEN. UwU So, ^w^ Gween, :3 thou art OwO the midwife ^-^ to my x3 woe, 
And :3 Bowingbwoke my ^.^ sowwow's dismaw :33 heiw. 
Nyow ;;w;; hath my ^w^ souw ^w^ bwought :3 fowth xDD hew ^w^ pwodigy; 
And OwO I, :3 a gasping >w< nyew-dewivew'd mothew, 
>_< Have >_> woe ^-^ to x3 woe, UwU sowwow ^-^ to UwU sowwow >_> join'd. 
>w< BUSHY. Despair ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ madam. 
x3 QUEEN. OwO Who uWu shaww :33 hindew x3 me? 
I uWu wiww >_> despaiw, ÚwÚ and >w< be at :33 enmity 
x3 With cozenying :33 hope-he :3 is :3 a ^w^ fwattewew, 
OwO A xDD pawasite, :3 a keeper-back >_> of >_< death, 
OwO Who gently would dissowve OwO the xDD bands >_> of xDD wife, 
^w^ Which false >w< hope wingews in extwemity. 

x3 Entew YORK 

GREEN. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ^w^ Yowk. 
x3 QUEEN. x3 With signs >_> of OwO waw about his ;;w;; aged ÚwÚ nyeck. 
:33 O, :33 fuww >_> of ÚwÚ cawefuw ^-^ businyess awe his ^-^ wooks! 
:3 Uncwe, uWu fow God's UwU sake, speak comfortable wowds. 
^.^ YOWK. ;;w;; Shouwd I ^-^ do so, I shouwd bewie my xDD thoughts. 
xDD Comfowt's in ^-^ heaven; ÚwÚ and ^-^ we awe uWu on OwO the :3 eawth, 
:3 Whewe nyothing ;;w;; wives uWu but crosses, cares, ÚwÚ and ^w^ gwief. 
Your xDD husband, ^.^ he :3 is gonye ^-^ to :33 save :3 faw OwO off, 
>w< Whiwst ÚwÚ othews come ^-^ to ^-^ make him wose at UwU home. 
;;w;; Hewe x3 am I weft ^-^ to underprop his wand, 
Who, uWu weak with ^-^ age, cannyot :3 suppowt ^-^ mysewf. 
Nyow comes OwO the uWu sick hour UwU that his >w< suwfeit ^w^ made; 
Nyow uWu shaww ^.^ he twy his fwiends UwU that flatter'd >_> him. 

x3 Entew :3 a ^-^ SEWVINGMAN 

SERVINGMAN. UwU My lord, >_> youw :3 son ÚwÚ was gonye before I x3 came. 
^.^ YOWK. ÚwÚ He OwO was-why OwO so >w< go >w< aww ;;w;; which uWu way ^.^ it ^.^ wiww! 
The nobles uWu they awe >w< fwed, OwO the x3 commons uWu they awe x3 cowd 
And wiww, I feaw, uWu wevowt uWu on OwO Hewefowd's xDD side. 
Sirrah, >_< get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to Plashy, ^-^ to my ^-^ sistew Gloucester; 
UwU Bid xDD hew ^-^ send me ÚwÚ pwesentwy :3 a ^w^ thousand ;;w;; pound. 
^-^ Howd, UwU take my OwO wing. 
SERVINGMAN. UwU My lord, I xDD had ;;w;; fowgot ^-^ to tell >_> youw :3 wowdship, 
:3 To-day, as I came >_> by, I called UwU thewe- 
But I uWu shaww >w< gwieve you ^-^ to wepowt OwO the ^-^ west. 
^.^ YOWK. What :33 is't, >w< knyave? 
SERVINGMAN. An hour before I >w< came, OwO the Duchess died. 
^.^ YOWK. :3 God uWu fow his ^.^ mewcy! what :3 a >_< tide >_> of ^.^ woes 
x3 Comes ÚwÚ wushing uWu on :3 this :3 woefuw ^.^ wand at ÚwÚ once! 
I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^-^ to do. I would ^-^ to God, 
^w^ So my untruth xDD had ^.^ nyot provok'd him ^-^ to it, 
The UwU King xDD had ÚwÚ cut x3 off my head with my bwothew's. 
>_> What, awe there nyo ;;w;; posts :33 dispatch'd uWu fow Iwewand? 
OwO How uWu shaww ^-^ we ^-^ do uWu fow money uWu fow ^.^ these waws? 
^w^ Come, :33 sistew-cousin, I would UwU say-pway, pawdon >_> me. 
Go, fewwow, >_< get ÚwÚ thee home, :3 pwovide >w< some :3 cawts, 
And bwing away OwO the xDD awmouw UwU that :3 is ^.^ thewe. 
Exit ^-^ SEWVINGMAN 
Gentwemen, uWu wiww you >w< go uWu mustew ^.^ men? 
>w< If I xDD knyow how ^w^ ow ;;w;; which uWu way ^-^ to owdew ^.^ these affairs 
ÚwÚ Thus xDD disowdewwy OwO thwust OwO into my x3 hands, 
uWu Nyevew believe >_> me. Both awe my kinsmen. 
^w^ T'onye :3 is my suvweign, xDD whom uWu both my OwO oath 
And >_> duty >_< bids ^w^ defend; x3 t'othew UwU again 
^-^ Is my kinsman, xDD whom OwO the UwU King ;;w;; hath >_< wwong'd, 
x3 Whom ;;w;; conscience ÚwÚ and my UwU kindwed >_< bids ^-^ to >_> wight. 
Weww, uWu somewhat ^-^ we >w< must >_> do.-Come, uWu cousin, 
I'll >_< dispose >_> of you. Gentwemen, >w< go uWu mustew OwO up >_> youw x3 men 
And ^.^ meet me ÚwÚ pwesentwy at ;;w;; Bewkewey. 
I shouwd ^-^ to ^-^ Pwashy UwU too, 
But UwU time uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^w^ pewmit. ^-^ Aww :3 is ^.^ unyeven, 
And OwO evewything :3 is weft at OwO six ÚwÚ and OwO seven. 
>_< Exeunt YORK ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ QUEEN 
>w< BUSHY. The ^.^ wind OwO sits fair uWu fow UwU nyews ^-^ to >w< go ^-^ to >_< Iwewand. 
But UwU nyonye OwO wetuwns. >_< Fow OwO us ^-^ to levy power 
Proportionable ^-^ to OwO the enemy 
^-^ Is >w< aww x3 unpossibwe. 
GREEN. UwU Besides, ^-^ ouw nearness ^-^ to OwO the UwU King in love 
^-^ Is ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the UwU hate >_> of x3 those love ^.^ nyot OwO the King. 
>_> BAGOT. And UwU that :3 is OwO the wavewing ^-^ commons; uWu fow theiw love 
:33 Wies in theiw ;;w;; puwses; ÚwÚ and ^.^ whoso ;;w;; empties ;;w;; them, 
By OwO so >w< much uWu fiwws theiw hearts with >_> deadwy OwO hate. 
>w< BUSHY. OwO Whewein OwO the UwU King ^-^ stands generally OwO condemn'd. 
>_> BAGOT. >w< If ÚwÚ judgment lie in ;;w;; them, then OwO so ^-^ do >_> we, 
xDD Because ^-^ we >w< evew ^.^ have >_< been ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the King. 
GREEN. Weww, I uWu wiww uWu fow UwU wefuge straight ^-^ to ^-^ Bwistow Castle. 
The Eaww >_> of xDD Wiwtshiwe :3 is already ^.^ thewe. 
>w< BUSHY. Thithew uWu wiww I with OwO you; uWu fow wittwe >w< office 
uWu Wiww OwO the ^-^ hatefuw x3 commons OwO pewfowm uWu fow >w< us, 
Except ÚwÚ Eke cuws ^-^ to >w< teaw OwO us >w< aww ^-^ to ÚwÚ pieces. 
uWu Wiww you >w< go ÚwÚ awong with >_> us? 
>_> BAGOT. Nyo; I uWu wiww ^-^ to >_< Iwewand ^-^ to his Majesty. 
>w< Faweweww. >w< If ^w^ heawt's presages >w< be ^.^ nyot vain, 
We three here part UwU that :33 nye'ew uWu shaww ^.^ meet again. 
>w< BUSHY. ^.^ That's as uWu Yowk ÚwÚ thwives ^-^ to beat xDD back :3 Bowingbwoke. 
GREEN. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow Duke! OwO the ^w^ task ^.^ he OwO undewtakes 
^-^ Is OwO nyumb'wing sands ÚwÚ and uWu dwinking ÚwÚ oceans dry. 
:3 Whewe ^-^ onye uWu on his >_> side OwO fights, ^-^ thousands uWu wiww uWu fwy. 
Farewell at OwO once-fow once, uWu fow aww, ÚwÚ and ever. 
>w< BUSHY. Weww, ^-^ we ^-^ may ^.^ meet again. 
>_> BAGOT. I ;;w;; feaw uWu me, never. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. 
OwO Gwoucestewshiwe 

x3 Entew OwO BOWINGBWOKE ÚwÚ and >w< NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, fowces 

:3 BOWINGBWOKE. OwO How :3 faw :3 is it, my lord, ^-^ to Berkeley ^w^ nyow? 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. >_< Bewieve uWu me, x3 nyobwe lord, 
I x3 am :3 a ^w^ stwangew here in >_< Gwoucestewshiwe. 
^.^ These UwU high wiwd :3 hiwws ÚwÚ and xDD wough :33 unyeven ^-^ ways 
Draws >_< out ^-^ ouw miles, ÚwÚ and makes them weawisome; 
And ÚwÚ yet >_> youw fair :3 discouwse ;;w;; hath >_< been as UwU sugaw, 
:33 Making OwO the ^-^ hawd uWu way ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dewectabwe. 
But I >_< bethink me what :3 a x3 weawy uWu way 
From Ravenspurgh ^-^ to Cotswowd uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; found 
UwU In Ross ÚwÚ and Willoughby, >_< wanting >_> youw ^.^ company, 
>w< Which, I protest, ;;w;; hath vewy >w< much ^-^ beguiw'd 
The tediousness ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwocess >_> of my >_> twavew. 
But ;;w;; theiws :3 is >w< sweet'nyed with OwO the >w< hope ^-^ to ^.^ have 
The ÚwÚ pwesent benefit ;;w;; which I ^.^ possess; 
And >w< hope ^-^ to ^.^ joy :3 is wittwe less in ^.^ joy 
>w< Than >w< hope >_> enjoy'd. By :3 this OwO the x3 weawy uWu wowds 
:33 Shaww ^-^ make theiw uWu way ÚwÚ seem showt, as >_< minye ;;w;; hath x3 donye 
By OwO sight >_> of what I x3 have, >_> youw x3 nyobwe :33 company. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. x3 Of >w< much less >_< vawue :3 is my >_> company 
>w< Than >_> youw good wowds. But ^-^ who comes hewe? 

x3 Entew UwU HAWWY x3 PEWCY 

:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^w^ It :3 is my UwU son, x3 young Hawwy :3 Pewcy, 
xDD Sent ^-^ fwom my bwothew >_> Wowcestew, ^w^ whencesoevew. 
ÚwÚ Hawwy, how fares >_> youw uncle? 
>_> PEWCY. I xDD had thought, my lord, ^-^ to ^.^ have ^w^ weawn'd his OwO heawth >_> of you. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ÚwÚ Why, :3 is ^.^ he ^.^ nyot with OwO the ÚwÚ Queen? 
>_> PEWCY. No, my good ^w^ wowd; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_< fowsook OwO the couwt, 
Broken his xDD staff >_> of >_> office, ÚwÚ and ^.^ dispews'd 
The househowd >_> of OwO the King. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. What ÚwÚ was his weason? 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot OwO so resolv'd when last ^-^ we ^-^ spake >w< togethew. 
>_> PEWCY. xDD Because >_> youw ^.^ wowdship ÚwÚ was >_< pwocwaimed ^-^ twaitow. 
But >_< he, my lord, :3 is gonye ^-^ to Wavenspuwgh, 
ÚwÚ To :3 offew service ^-^ to OwO the UwU Duke >_> of OwO Hewefowd; 
And x3 sent me xDD uvw uWu by ÚwÚ Bewkewey, ^-^ to ÚwÚ discuvw 
What power OwO the UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk xDD had ;;w;; wevied :3 thewe; 
;;w;; Then with directions ^-^ to wepaiw ^-^ to Ravenspurgh. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. >_< Have you ;;w;; fowgot OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Hereford, x3 boy? 
>_> PEWCY. No, my good ^w^ wowd; uWu fow UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot ;;w;; fowgot 
^w^ Which :33 nye'ew I >_> did remember; ^-^ to my ^.^ knyowwedge, 
I never in my life >_> did ÚwÚ wook uWu on >_> him. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ;;w;; Then learn ^-^ to xDD knyow him UwU nyow; :3 this :3 is OwO the >_> Duke. 
>_> PEWCY. UwU My >_< gwacious lord, I >w< tendew you my UwU sewvice, 
Such as ^.^ it ;;w;; is, being xDD tendew, raw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ young; 
^w^ Which ÚwÚ ewdew >_< days uWu shaww ^.^ wipen, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; confiwm 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ mowe appwuvd service ÚwÚ and xDD desewt. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. I :3 thank ^.^ thee, gentwe Pewcy; ÚwÚ and >w< be ^w^ suwe 
I ;;w;; count ^-^ mysewf in nyothing ewse OwO so x3 happy 
UwU As in :3 a ^w^ souw OwO wememb'wing my good fwiends; 
And as my >_> fowtunye wipens with >w< thy love, 
^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be still >w< thy OwO twue ^-^ wuv's wecompense. 
UwU My OwO heawt :3 this covenant ^-^ makes, my hand ;;w;; thus :33 seaws it. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. OwO How :3 faw :3 is ^.^ it ^-^ to x3 Bewkewey? And what :33 stiw 
uWu Keeps good ^.^ owd uWu Yowk there with his x3 men >_> of ÚwÚ waw? 
>_> PEWCY. Thewe ^-^ stands OwO the xDD castwe, uWu by ^-^ yon >_> tuft >_> of trees, 
>_< Mann'd with three ^-^ hundwed ^-^ men, as I ^.^ have >_< heawd; 
And in ^.^ it awe OwO the ^.^ Wowds >_> of Yowk, ÚwÚ Bewkewey, ÚwÚ and OwO Seymouw- 
None ewse >_> of name ÚwÚ and x3 nyobwe >_> estimate. 

x3 Entew Ross ÚwÚ and WIWWOUGHBY 

:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ;;w;; Hewe come OwO the ^.^ Wowds >_> of Ross ÚwÚ and Willoughby, 
Bwoody with spurring, x3 fiewy-wed with UwU haste. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Wewcome, my wowds. I ÚwÚ wot >_> youw love puwsues 
OwO A banish'd ^-^ twaitow. ^-^ Aww my >_> tweasuwy 
^-^ Is ÚwÚ yet uWu but x3 unfewt UwU thanks, which, ^-^ mowe enrich'd, 
:33 Shaww >w< be >_> youw love ÚwÚ and ^w^ wabouw's wecompense. 
:3 WOSS. Your :3 pwesence makes OwO us rich, UwU most x3 nyobwe :33 wowd. 
^-^ WIWWOUGHBY. And :3 faw surmounts ^-^ ouw >_< wabouw ^-^ to attain it. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ;;w;; Evewmowe UwU thanks, OwO the exchequew >_> of OwO the >_< poow; 
>w< Which, ÚwÚ tiww my ÚwÚ infant >_> fowtunye comes ^-^ to yeaws, 
;;w;; Stands uWu fow my OwO bounty. But ^-^ who comes hewe? 

x3 Entew >_> BEWKEWEY 

:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^w^ It :3 is my Wowd >_> of ÚwÚ Bewkewey, as I guess. 
BERKELEY. UwU My Wowd >_> of Hereford, my xDD message :3 is ^-^ to you. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. UwU My lord, my ÚwÚ answew is-'to >_< Wancastew'; 
And I x3 am come ^-^ to >w< seek UwU that name in England; 
And I >w< must find UwU that title in >_> youw :33 tongue 
Before I ^-^ make :33 wepwy ^-^ to >w< aught you >w< say. 
BERKELEY. :3 Mistake me ;;w;; nyot, my ^w^ wowd; 'tis ^.^ nyot my meaning 
ÚwÚ To raze ^-^ onye title >_> of >_> youw uWu honyouw >_< out. 
ÚwÚ To you, my lord, I >w< come-what lord you wiww- 
From OwO the UwU most >_< gwacious uWu wegent >_> of :3 this wand, 
The UwU Duke >_> of Yowk, ^-^ to xDD knyow what UwU pwicks you uWu on 
ÚwÚ To UwU take ^w^ advantage >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ absent UwU time, 
And OwO fwight ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ nyative xDD peace with self-borne arms. 

x3 Entew UwU YOWK, attended 

:3 BOWINGBWOKE. I uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :3 nyeed >w< twanspowt my uWu wowds uWu by OwO you; 
;;w;; Hewe comes his OwO Gwace in ^.^ pewson. UwU My x3 nyobwe uncwe! 
OwO [Knyeews] 
^.^ YOWK. Show me >w< thy humbwe xDD heawt, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >w< thy xDD knyee, 
uWu Whose >_> duty :3 is ÚwÚ deceivabwe ÚwÚ and ^-^ fawse. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. UwU My >_< gwacious x3 uncwe!- 
^.^ YOWK. UwU Tut, ;;w;; tut! 
OwO Gwace me nyo >w< gwace, :3 nyow uncwe me nyo :3 uncwe. 
I x3 am nyo x3 twaitow's UwU uncwe; ÚwÚ and UwU that >_> wowd 'gwace' 
UwU In OwO an ungwacious OwO mouth :3 is uWu but profane. 
UwU Why ^.^ have x3 those banish'd ÚwÚ and fowbidden >w< wegs 
Dar'd UwU once ^-^ to ^.^ touch :3 a ^.^ dust >_> of England's ground? 
But then ^-^ mowe :33 'why?'-why ^.^ have uWu they daw'd ^-^ to mawch 
^w^ So many :3 miwes x3 upon xDD hew ^w^ peacefuw ^.^ bosom, 
Frighting xDD hew ^.^ pawe-fac'd ^w^ viwwages with OwO waw 
And >_> ostentation >_> of despised >w< awms? 
Com'st :3 thou ^.^ because OwO the >_> anyointed UwU King :3 is :33 hence? 
ÚwÚ Why, foowish OwO boy, OwO the UwU King :3 is weft ^.^ behind, 
And in my :33 woyaw uWu bosom :3 wies his >_> powew. 
Were I uWu but :3 nyow lord >_> of such ^.^ hot xDD youth 
UwU As when bwave :3 Gaunt, >w< thy fathew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf 
Wescued OwO the Bwack Pwince, UwU that x3 young >w< Maws >_> of ^-^ men, 
From :3 fowth OwO the ^-^ wanks >_> of many ^w^ thousand x3 Fwench, 
:33 O, then how >_> quickwy shouwd :3 this arm >_> of ÚwÚ minye, 
Nyow pwisonyew ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ pawsy, chastise OwO the 
And >_< minyistew correction ^-^ to >w< thy x3 fauwt! 
OwO BOWINGBWOKE UwU My >_< gwacious uncwe, let me xDD knyow my fault; 
uWu On what ^.^ condition ^-^ stands ^.^ it ÚwÚ and ^w^ whewein? 
^.^ YOWK. >_< Even in ^.^ condition >_> of OwO the wowst ^.^ degwee- 
UwU In :3 gwoss webewwion ÚwÚ and :3 detested treason. 
Thou art :3 a banish'd man, ÚwÚ and here art come 
Before OwO the >_> expiwation >_> of >w< thy UwU time, 
UwU In xDD bwaving ÚwÚ awms x3 against >w< thy sovereign. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. UwU As I ÚwÚ was banish'd, I ÚwÚ was banish'd OwO Hewefowd; 
But as I xDD come, I come uWu fow UwU Wancastew. 
And, x3 nyobwe uncwe, I uWu beseech >_> youw OwO Gwace 
Wook uWu on my ^-^ wwongs with OwO an indifferent >w< eye. 
You awe my fathew, uWu fow >w< methinks in you 
I UwU see ^.^ owd :33 Gaunt >_> awive. :33 O, then, my fathew, 
uWu Wiww you >w< pewmit UwU that I uWu shaww ^.^ stand :33 condemn'd 
OwO A wandewing xDD vagabond; my ^-^ wights ÚwÚ and x3 woyawties 
Pwuck'd ^-^ fwom my ÚwÚ awms :33 pewfowce, ÚwÚ and >w< given away 
ÚwÚ To upstawt UwU unthwifts? >w< Whewefowe ÚwÚ was I :3 bown? 
>w< If UwU that my cousin ;;w;; king >w< be UwU King in >_> Engwand, 
^w^ It >w< must >w< be gwanted I x3 am UwU Duke >_> of UwU Wancastew. 
You ^.^ have :3 a UwU son, Aumewwe, my x3 nyobwe UwU cousin; 
Had you ^.^ fiwst :33 died, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_< been ;;w;; thus >w< twod down, 
ÚwÚ He shouwd ^.^ have ;;w;; found his uncwe :33 Gaunt :3 a fathew 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wouse his ^-^ wwongs ÚwÚ and ^.^ chase them ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ bay. 
I x3 am ;;w;; denyied ^-^ to >w< sue my x3 wivewy ;;w;; hewe, 
And ÚwÚ yet my letters patents ^w^ give me weave. 
UwU My >_< fathew's goods awe >w< aww ^-^ distwain'd ÚwÚ and OwO sowd; 
And ^.^ these ÚwÚ and >w< aww awe >w< aww ÚwÚ amiss x3 empwoy'd. 
What would you ^.^ have me x3 do? I x3 am :3 a :3 subject, 
And I challenge x3 waw-attownyeys awe ;;w;; denyied me; 
And OwO thewefowe ;;w;; pewsonyawwy I uWu way my OwO cwaim 
ÚwÚ To my inheritance >_> of free xDD descent. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. The x3 nyobwe UwU Duke ;;w;; hath >_< been xDD too >w< much abused. 
:3 WOSS. ^w^ It ^-^ stands >_> youw OwO Gwace x3 upon ^-^ to ^-^ do him >_> wight. 
^-^ WIWWOUGHBY. xDD Base x3 men uWu by his endowments awe :3 made ÚwÚ gweat. 
^.^ YOWK. UwU My uWu wowds >_> of >_> Engwand, let me tell you :33 this: 
I ^.^ have xDD had feeling >_> of my cousin's wwongs, 
And labour'd >w< aww I :33 couwd ^-^ to ^-^ do him ^-^ wight; 
But in :3 this >w< kind ^-^ to xDD come, in xDD bwaving uWu awms, 
Be his >_> own cawvew ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cut >_< out his >_< way, 
ÚwÚ To find >_< out ^.^ wight with xDD wwong-it ^-^ may ^.^ nyot ^w^ be; 
And you UwU that ^-^ do >_> abet him in :3 this >w< kind 
UwU Chewish webewwion, ÚwÚ and awe rebels all. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. The x3 nyobwe UwU Duke ;;w;; hath sworn his UwU coming :3 is 
But uWu fow his own; ÚwÚ and uWu fow OwO the ^.^ wight >_> of UwU that 
We >w< aww ^.^ have stwongwy sworn ^-^ to ^w^ give him >w< aid; 
And let him never UwU see ^.^ joy UwU that bweaks UwU that >w< oath! 
^.^ YOWK. Weww, well, I UwU see OwO the xDD issue >_> of ^.^ these arms. 
I cannyot OwO mend it, I >w< must ^.^ nyeeds uWu confess, 
xDD Because my power :3 is uWu weak ÚwÚ and >w< aww i-iww left; 
But ^-^ if I UwU couwd, uWu by :3 Him UwU that >_> gave me xDD wife, 
I would >w< attach you >w< aww ÚwÚ and ^-^ make you uWu stoop 
^.^ Unto OwO the x3 suvweign UwU mewcy >_> of OwO the x3 King; 
But >_< since I :33 cannyot, >w< be ^.^ it OwO knyown x3 unto you 
I ^-^ do >_< wemain as x3 nyeutew. UwU So, fare you ;;w;; weww; 
>_< Unwess you >w< pwease ^-^ to ÚwÚ entew in OwO the xDD castwe, 
And there wepose you uWu fow :3 this ^-^ nyight. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. An >w< offew, uncwe, UwU that ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< accept. 
But ^-^ we >w< must ^.^ win >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ to >w< go with OwO us 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ Bwistow :33 Castwe, ;;w;; which uWu they uWu say :3 is held 
By >w< Bushy, :33 Bagot, ÚwÚ and theiw ;;w;; compwices, 
The ^-^ catewpiwwaws >_> of OwO the ^-^ commonweawth, 
^w^ Which I ^.^ have sworn ^-^ to weed ÚwÚ and xDD pwuck >_> away. 
^.^ YOWK. ^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be I uWu wiww >w< go with OwO you; uWu but ÚwÚ yet I'll >_> pause, 
>_< Fow I x3 am loath ^-^ to >_< bweak ^-^ ouw ^-^ countwy's ;;w;; waws. 
Nyow fwiends :3 nyow uWu foes, ^-^ to me ^-^ wewcome you >_> awe. 
OwO Things ÚwÚ past redress awe :3 nyow with me ÚwÚ past cawe. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE x3 4. 
OwO A ^-^ camp in >_< Wawes 

x3 Entew ^.^ EAWW >_< OF SALISBURY ÚwÚ and :3 a >w< WEWSH uWu CAPTAIN 

>_< CAPTAIN. UwU My Wowd >_> of >w< Sawisbuwy, ^-^ we ^.^ have :33 stay'd >w< ten >_< days 
And hardly ^-^ kept ^-^ ouw >w< countwymen togethew, 
And ÚwÚ yet ^-^ we hear nyo >_< tidings ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 King; 
OwO Thewefowe ^-^ we uWu wiww >_> dispewse :33 ouwsewves. >w< Faweweww. 
SAWISBUWY. uWu Stay ÚwÚ yet another day, :3 thou >_> twusty ÚwÚ Wewshman; 
The UwU King ^w^ weposeth >w< aww his >_< confidence in thee. 
>_< CAPTAIN. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ thought OwO the UwU King :3 is >w< dead; ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_> stay. 
The :33 bay ;;w;; twees in ^-^ ouw ;;w;; countwy awe >w< aww >_> withew'd, 
And >w< meteows OwO fwight OwO the uWu fixed x3 staws >_> of ^-^ heaven; 
The ^.^ pawe-fac'd ^-^ moon looks bwoody uWu on OwO the :3 eawth, 
And >w< wean-wook'd prophets whisper xDD feawfuw ÚwÚ change; 
UwU Wich x3 men ÚwÚ wook sad, ÚwÚ and :33 wuffians ^-^ dance ÚwÚ and uWu weap- 
The ^-^ onye in ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to wose what uWu they :33 enjoy, 
The uWu othew ^-^ to enjoy uWu by ;;w;; wage ÚwÚ and waw. 
^.^ These signs fowewun OwO the death ^w^ ow ^-^ faww >_> of ^.^ kings. 
>w< Faweweww. Our >w< countwymen awe gonye ÚwÚ and >w< fwed, 
UwU As ;;w;; weww assur'd Richard theiw UwU King :3 is UwU dead. Exit 
SAWISBUWY. xDD Ah, ÚwÚ Wichawd, with OwO the eyes >_> of :33 heavy UwU mind, 
I UwU see >w< thy >_> gwowy >_< wike :3 a uWu shooting star 
UwU Faww ^-^ to OwO the base :3 eawth ^-^ fwom OwO the fiwmament! 
The >_< sun ^w^ sets weeping in OwO the >_> wowwy UwU west, 
^-^ Witnyessing stowms ^-^ to xDD come, x3 woe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ unwest; 
x3 Thy fwiends awe >w< fwed, ^-^ to OwO wait x3 upon >w< thy >_> foes; 
And ^-^ cwosswy ^-^ to >w< thy good >w< aww >_> fowtunye OwO goes. Exit 




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^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
;;w;; BOWINGBWOKE'S ^-^ camp at ^-^ Bwistow 

x3 Entew ^-^ BOWINGBWOKE, UwU YOWK, >w< NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, >_< PEWCY, UwU WOSS, WIWWOUGHBY, 
OwO BUSHY ÚwÚ and GREEN, prisoners 

:3 BOWINGBWOKE. >_< Bwing :3 fowth ^.^ these ^-^ men. 
:3 Bushy ÚwÚ and ^w^ Gween, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu vex >_> youw uWu souws- 
x3 Since ÚwÚ pwesentwy >_> youw souws >w< must part >_> youw >w< bodies- 
x3 With xDD too >w< much urging >_> youw pernicious x3 wives, 
>_< Fow 'twere nyo :33 chawity; >_> yet, ^-^ to wash >_> youw UwU bwood 
From x3 off my x3 hands, here in OwO the view >_> of x3 men 
I uWu wiww ^-^ unfowd >w< some ÚwÚ causes >_> of >_> youw >_< deaths: 
You ^.^ have miswed :3 a ^w^ pwince, :3 a :33 woyaw ^-^ king, 
OwO A x3 happy ^-^ gentweman in UwU bwood ÚwÚ and uWu winyeaments, 
By you :3 unhappied ÚwÚ and UwU disfiguwed clean; 
You ^.^ have in manner with >_> youw sinful ^w^ houws 
^w^ Made :3 a divorce ;;w;; betwixt his queen ÚwÚ and him; 
Broke OwO the UwU possession >_> of :3 a :33 woyaw :33 bed, 
And :33 stain'd OwO the x3 beauty >_> of :3 a fair UwU queen's x3 cheeks 
x3 With ;;w;; teaws :33 dwawn ^-^ fwom xDD hew eyes uWu by >_> youw ;;w;; fouw wwongs; 
>w< Mysewf-a pwince uWu by >_> fowtunye >_> of my birth, 
Near ^-^ to OwO the UwU King in blood, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; nyeaw in love 
;;w;; Tiww you >_> did ^-^ make him x3 misintewpwet :3 me- 
>_< Have stoop'd my neck uWu undew >_> youw injuwies 
And sigh'd my Engwish >_> bweath in foweign ÚwÚ cwouds, 
>_> Eating OwO the :33 bittew xDD bwead >_> of ;;w;; banyishment, 
>w< Whiwst you ^.^ have ^-^ fed x3 upon my ^.^ signyowies, 
^-^ Dispawk'd my ^w^ pawks ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ feww'd my fowest woods, 
From my >_> own uWu windows ^-^ town my househowd UwU coat, 
Raz'd >_< out my impwese, ^w^ weaving me nyo >w< sign 
ÚwÚ Save xDD men's opinyions ÚwÚ and my :3 wiving UwU bwood 
ÚwÚ To show OwO the x3 wowwd I x3 am :3 a gentleman. 
:3 This ÚwÚ and >w< much :3 mowe, >w< much ^-^ mowe than ^w^ twice >w< aww this, 
uWu Condemns you ^-^ to OwO the :33 death. ^w^ See them UwU dewivewed xDD uvw 
ÚwÚ To >_> execution ÚwÚ and OwO the hand >_> of :33 death. 
>w< BUSHY. Mowe ^-^ wewcome :3 is OwO the OwO stwoke >_> of death ^-^ to me 
>w< Than :3 Bowingbwoke ^-^ to Engwand. >w< Wowds, faweweww. 
GREEN. UwU My comfort :3 is UwU that >w< heaven uWu wiww UwU take ^-^ ouw souls, 
And pwague ^w^ injustice with OwO the x3 pains >_> of ÚwÚ heww. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. UwU My Wowd ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, UwU see them dispatch'd. 
>_< Exeunt >w< NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, ÚwÚ and >w< othews, with OwO the prisoners 
:3 Uncwe, you uWu say OwO the Queen :3 is at >_> youw >_< house; 
>_< Fow God's UwU sake, ^w^ faiwwy let xDD hew >w< be >_< entweated. 
>_> Teww xDD hew I ^-^ send ^-^ to xDD hew my >w< kind commends; 
;;w;; Take speciaw cawe my UwU gweetings >w< be :3 dewivewed. 
^.^ YOWK. OwO A ^-^ gentweman >_> of >_< minye I ^.^ have :33 dispatch'd 
x3 With letters >_> of >_> youw love ^-^ to xDD hew at large. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ÚwÚ Thanks, gentwe :3 uncwe. ^w^ Come, x3 wowds, ^w^ away, 
ÚwÚ To fight with Glendower ÚwÚ and his ÚwÚ compwices. 
OwO Awhiwe ^-^ to work, ÚwÚ and aftew >_< howiday. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. 
The >w< coast >_> of ^-^ Wawes. OwO A castle in view 

^.^ Dwums. ^w^ Fwouwish ÚwÚ and colours. x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, OwO the :3 BISHOP >_< OF ÚwÚ CAWWISWE, 
ÚwÚ AUMEWWE, ÚwÚ and xDD sowdiews 

KING :33 WICHAWD. Bawkwoughwy >_> Castwe can uWu they :3 this at ^.^ hand? 
>_> AUMEWWE. xDD Yea, my :33 wowd. OwO How >w< bwooks >_> youw OwO Gwace OwO the ÚwÚ aiw 
:33 Aftew >_> youw ^.^ wate tossing uWu on OwO the breaking UwU seas? 
KING :33 WICHAWD. uWu Nyeeds >w< must I >_< wike ^.^ it :33 weww. I weep uWu fow ^.^ joy 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ stand x3 upon my :3 kingdom UwU once again. 
UwU Deaw :3 eawth, I ^-^ do salute ÚwÚ thee with my ;;w;; hand, 
^-^ Though rebels x3 wound ÚwÚ thee with theiw howses' xDD hoofs. 
UwU As :3 a wong-pawted mothew with xDD hew >w< chiwd 
Plays fondwy with xDD hew ;;w;; teaws ÚwÚ and >_> smiwes in UwU meeting, 
^w^ So :33 weeping-smiwing gweet I ^.^ thee, my :3 eawth, 
And ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee favouws with my :33 woyaw hands. 
:33 Feed ^.^ nyot >w< thy >_< suvweign's OwO foe, my gentwe :3 eawth, 
Nyow with >w< thy ;;w;; sweets comfort his wavenyous ^-^ sense; 
But let >w< thy :33 spidews, UwU that x3 suck OwO up >w< thy xDD venyom, 
And heavy-gaited >_< toads, lie in theiw >_< way, 
Doing annoyance ^-^ to OwO the treacherous :3 feet 
^w^ Which with uWu usuwping ^-^ steps ^-^ do twampwe thee; 
Yield xDD stinging nyettwes ^-^ to >_< minye enemies; 
And when uWu they ^-^ fwom >w< thy uWu bosom xDD pwuck :3 a ^w^ fwowew, 
Guard it, I pray ^.^ thee, with :3 a lurking adder, 
uWu Whose double :33 tongue ^-^ may with :3 a x3 mowtaw ^.^ touch 
Thwow death x3 upon >w< thy >_< suvweign's enyemies. 
xDD Mock ^.^ nyot my ÚwÚ sensewess conjuwation, wowds. 
:3 This :3 eawth uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 a feewing, ÚwÚ and ^.^ these >w< stonyes 
uWu Pwuv UwU awmed soldiers, ewe xDD hew ÚwÚ nyative ;;w;; king 
:33 Shaww falter uWu undew ;;w;; fouw rebellion's arms. 
^w^ CAWWISWE. OwO Feaw ;;w;; nyot, my ^w^ wowd; UwU that OwO Powew UwU that :3 made you ;;w;; king 
;;w;; Hath power ^-^ to ^-^ keep you ;;w;; king in ^-^ spite >_> of all. 
The :3 means UwU that >w< heaven >w< yiewds >w< must >w< be >_< embwac'd 
And ^.^ nyot >_> nyegwected; ewse, ^-^ if >w< heaven ÚwÚ wouwd, 
And ^-^ we uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, >_< heaven's :3 offew ^-^ we >w< wefuse, 
The :3 pwoffewed :3 means >_> of succour ÚwÚ and redress. 
>_> AUMEWWE. ÚwÚ He means, my lord, UwU that ^-^ we awe xDD too remiss; 
>w< Whiwst Bolingbroke, OwO thwough ^-^ ouw UwU secuwity, 
UwU Gwows >w< stwong ÚwÚ and gweat in xDD substance ÚwÚ and in >_> powew. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. OwO Discomfowtabwe ÚwÚ cousin! uWu knyow'st :3 thou ^.^ nyot 
:33 That when OwO the searching eye >_> of >w< heaven :3 is ;;w;; hid, 
^-^ Behind OwO the :3 gwobe, UwU that lights OwO the wowew UwU wowwd, 
;;w;; Then ;;w;; thieves ÚwÚ and >w< wobbews ^.^ wange ÚwÚ abwoad >_> unseen 
UwU In ^.^ muwdews ÚwÚ and in outwage ^.^ bowdwy xDD hewe; 
But when ^-^ fwom uWu undew :3 this terrestrial ;;w;; baww 
ÚwÚ He fiwes OwO the >_> pwoud :3 tops >_> of OwO the eastewn pines 
And ÚwÚ dawts his ^.^ wight OwO thwough every OwO guiwty :3 howe, 
;;w;; Then >_< muwdews, tweasons, ÚwÚ and :3 detested UwU sins, 
The :33 cwoak >_> of night being UwU pwuck'd ^-^ fwom x3 off theiw backs, 
Stand x3 bawe ÚwÚ and naked, :3 twembwing at x3 themsewves? 
^w^ So when :3 this xDD thief, :3 this >w< twaitow, Bolingbroke, 
OwO Who >w< aww :3 this >_< whiwe ;;w;; hath OwO weveww'd in OwO the night, 
>w< Whiwst ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe uWu wand'wing with OwO the xDD Antipodes, 
:33 Shaww UwU see OwO us x3 wising in ^-^ ouw thwonye, OwO the east, 
His treasons uWu wiww ^-^ sit :33 bwushing in his ;;w;; face, 
:3 Nyot able ^-^ to >_> enduwe OwO the OwO sight >_> of day, 
But uWu sewf-affwighted ^.^ twembwe at his UwU sin. 
:3 Nyot >w< aww OwO the >w< watew in OwO the xDD wough wude ÚwÚ sea 
^w^ Can wash OwO the balm x3 off ^-^ fwom OwO an >_> anyointed king; 
The >_> bweath >_> of :33 wowwdwy x3 men cannyot depose 
The uWu deputy >w< ewected uWu by OwO the OwO Wowd. 
>_< Fow every man UwU that :3 Bowingbwoke ;;w;; hath ^.^ pwess'd 
ÚwÚ To wift >_< shwewd >_< steew x3 against ^-^ ouw gowden UwU cwown, 
:3 God uWu fow his Richard ;;w;; hath in ^w^ heavenwy pay 
OwO A ^w^ gwowious ;;w;; angew. >_> Then, ^-^ if xDD angews fight, 
>_> Weak x3 men >w< must fall; uWu fow >w< heaven still >w< guawds OwO the >_> wight. 

x3 Entew SALISBURY 

Wewcome, my :33 wowd. OwO How :3 faw x3 off :3 wies >_> youw >_> powew? 
SAWISBUWY. Nyow ;;w;; nyeaw :3 nyow farther OwO off, my >_< gwacious lord, 
>w< Than :3 this uWu weak arm. Discomfort ;;w;; guides my tongue, 
And >_< bids me speak >_> of nyothing uWu but ÚwÚ despaiw. 
>_< Onye :3 day xDD too :3 wate, I ;;w;; feaw uWu me, x3 nyobwe lord, 
;;w;; Hath cwouded >w< aww >w< thy x3 happy >_< days uWu on xDD eawth. 
:33 O, caww xDD back x3 yestewday, ;;w;; bid UwU time return, 
And :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have twewve ^w^ thousand ÚwÚ fighting >_< men! 
:3 To-day, UwU to-day, OwO unhappy day, xDD too :3 wate, 
O'erthrows >w< thy ;;w;; joys, fwiends, OwO fowtunye, ÚwÚ and >w< thy x3 state; 
>_< Fow >w< aww OwO the ;;w;; Wewshmen, hearing :3 thou ^w^ wewt OwO dead, 
uWu Awe gonye ^-^ to Bolingbroke, dispers'd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwed. 
>_> AUMEWWE. >w< Comfowt, my UwU wiege, x3 why looks >_> youw OwO Gwace OwO so UwU pawe? 
KING :33 WICHAWD. But :3 nyow OwO the UwU bwood >_> of twenty ^w^ thousand x3 men 
OwO Did ;;w;; twiumph in my ;;w;; face, ÚwÚ and uWu they awe >_> fwed; 
And, ÚwÚ tiww OwO so >w< much UwU bwood thithew come uWu again, 
>_< Have I ^.^ nyot reason ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook OwO pawe ÚwÚ and ;;w;; dead? 
^-^ Aww souws UwU that uWu wiww >w< be xDD safe, UwU fwy ^-^ fwom my ÚwÚ side; 
>_< Fow UwU time ;;w;; hath xDD set :3 a ^-^ bwot x3 upon my ^.^ pwide. 
>_> AUMEWWE. >w< Comfowt, my liege; wemembew ^-^ who you >_> awe. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. I xDD had ;;w;; fowgot mysewf; x3 am I ^.^ nyot ^.^ King? 
>_> Awake, :3 thou cowawd ÚwÚ majesty! :3 thou uWu sweepest. 
^-^ Is ^.^ nyot OwO the King's name twenty ^w^ thousand names? 
Arm, arm, my >_< nyame! :3 a OwO puny :33 subject strikes 
^.^ At >w< thy gweat x3 gwowy. Wook ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO the >w< gwound, 
uWu Ye favourites >_> of :3 a king; awe ^-^ we ^.^ nyot >w< high? 
High >w< be ^-^ ouw xDD thoughts. I xDD knyow my uncwe uWu Yowk 
;;w;; Hath power enough ^-^ to sewve ^-^ ouw OwO tuwn. But ^-^ who comes hewe? 

x3 Entew SCWOOP 

SCROOP. Mowe OwO heawth ÚwÚ and >w< happinyess betide my >_> wiege 
>w< Than can my ^.^ cawe-tun'd :33 tongue x3 dewivew >_> him. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Minye ear :3 is open ÚwÚ and my OwO heawt OwO pwepaw'd. 
The wowst :3 is :33 wowwdwy woss :3 thou ^w^ canst >_> unfowd. 
Say, :3 is my :3 kingdom lost? ÚwÚ Why, 'twas my cawe, 
And what woss :3 is ^.^ it ^-^ to >w< be x3 wid >_> of x3 cawe? 
OwO Stwives :3 Bowingbwoke ^-^ to >w< be as gweat as >_> we? 
>_< Gweatew ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^w^ be; ^-^ if ^.^ he sewve God, 
>w< We'ww sewve him UwU too, ÚwÚ and >w< be his :3 fewwow ÚwÚ so. 
>_< Wevowt ^-^ ouw :33 subjects? :33 That ^-^ we cannyot mend; 
^.^ They >_< bweak theiw :3 faith ^-^ to :3 God as ;;w;; weww as ÚwÚ us. 
OwO Cwy x3 woe, destwuction, wuin, ÚwÚ and >_< decay- 
The wowst :3 is >_< death, ÚwÚ and death uWu wiww ^.^ have his day. 
SCROOP. Gwad x3 am I UwU that >_> youw Highness :3 is OwO so UwU awm'd 
ÚwÚ To bear OwO the >_< tidings >_> of ^w^ cawamity. 
;;w;; Wike OwO an ÚwÚ unseasonyabwe stowmy :3 day 
^w^ Which makes OwO the ÚwÚ siwvew wivews drown theiw showes, 
UwU As ^-^ if OwO the x3 wowwd ;;w;; wewe >w< aww ;;w;; dissowv'd ^-^ to >_< teaws, 
^w^ So UwU high :33 abuv his xDD wimits swells OwO the ;;w;; wage 
x3 Of Bolingbroke, covering >_> youw xDD feawfuw ^.^ wand 
x3 With ^-^ hawd UwU bwight >_< steew ÚwÚ and hearts x3 hawdew than :3 steew. 
^-^ White-beawds ^.^ have UwU awm'd theiw xDD thin ÚwÚ and haiwwess UwU scawps 
uWu Against >w< thy ^w^ majesty; uWu boys, with women's ;;w;; voices, 
^-^ Stwive ^-^ to speak >w< big, ÚwÚ and cwap theiw female joints 
UwU In ;;w;; stiff >w< unwiewdy ÚwÚ awms x3 against >w< thy >_< cwown; 
x3 Thy vewy :33 beadsmen learn ^-^ to ^-^ bend theiw bows 
x3 Of UwU doubwe-fataw :3 yew x3 against >w< thy x3 state; 
xDD Yea, x3 distaff-women manage >w< wusty ^.^ biwws 
uWu Against >w< thy ^-^ seat: uWu both x3 young ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd rebel, 
And >w< aww :33 goes >_< wowse than I ^.^ have power ^-^ to tell. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. :3 Too well, xDD too ;;w;; weww :3 thou >_> teww'st :3 a xDD tawe OwO so in. 
:3 Whewe :3 is OwO the Eaww >_> of uWu Wiwtshiwe? :3 Whewe :3 is uWu Bagot? 
What :3 is ÚwÚ become >_> of :33 Bushy? :3 Whewe :3 is ^-^ Gween? 
:33 That uWu they ^.^ have let OwO the dangewous enemy 
Measure ^-^ ouw confinyes with such ^w^ peacefuw :3 steps? 
>w< If ^-^ we prevail, theiw :3 heads uWu shaww pay uWu fow it. 
I ;;w;; wawwant uWu they ^.^ have :3 made xDD peace with :3 Bowingbwoke. 
SCROOP. xDD Peace ^.^ have uWu they :3 made with him :3 indeed, my :33 wowd. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. :3 O viwwains, vipers, :33 damn'd ^-^ without wedemption! 
xDD Dogs, easiwy xDD won ^-^ to ^w^ fawn uWu on ^-^ any ^w^ man! 
x3 Snyakes, in my heart-blood warm'd, UwU that sting my >_< heawt! 
>_< Thwee >w< Judases, OwO each ^-^ onye ÚwÚ thwice >_< wowse than ;;w;; Judas! 
Wouwd uWu they ^-^ make peace? ÚwÚ Tewwibwe heww ^-^ make OwO waw 
:3 Upon theiw >_> spotted souws uWu fow :3 this offence! 
SCROOP. ^.^ Sweet love, I >_> see, changing his property, 
Turns ^-^ to OwO the sourest ÚwÚ and UwU most >_> deadwy OwO hate. 
>_> Again uncuwse theiw souls; theiw xDD peace :3 is :3 made 
x3 With UwU heads, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot with OwO hands; x3 those xDD whom you ^w^ cuwse 
>_< Have ;;w;; fewt OwO the wowst >_> of >_> death's ^-^ destwoying x3 wound 
And lie :33 fuww wow, grav'd in OwO the >w< howwow ground. 
>_> AUMEWWE. ^-^ Is >w< Bushy, ^w^ Gween, ÚwÚ and OwO the Eaww >_> of xDD Wiwtshiwe ;;w;; dead? 
SCROOP. >w< Ay, >w< aww >_> of them at ^-^ Bwistow lost theiw xDD heads. 
>_> AUMEWWE. :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the UwU Duke my fathew with his >_> powew? 
KING :33 WICHAWD. :3 Nyo matter OwO whewe-of comfort nyo man speak. 
Let's talk >_> of gwaves, >_> of xDD wowms, ÚwÚ and >_< epitaphs; 
UwU Make ^.^ dust ^-^ ouw paper, ÚwÚ and with >w< wainy eyes 
x3 Wwite UwU sowwow uWu on OwO the uWu bosom >_> of OwO the xDD eawth. 
Let's OwO choose >_> executows ÚwÚ and talk >_> of wiwws; 
And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot ^.^ so-fow what can ^-^ we UwU bequeath 
ÚwÚ Save ^-^ ouw ^w^ deposed OwO bodies ^-^ to OwO the ground? 
Our UwU wands, ^-^ ouw x3 wives, ÚwÚ and >_> an, awe Bowingbwoke's. 
And nyothing can ^-^ we can ^-^ ouw >_> own uWu but death 
And UwU that small :3 modew >_> of OwO the xDD bawwen :3 eawth 
^w^ Which sewves as UwU paste ÚwÚ and cuvw ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >_< bonyes. 
>_< Fow God's :33 sake let OwO us ^-^ sit x3 upon OwO the gwound 
And tell >_> sad ÚwÚ stowies >_> of OwO the death >_> of ^w^ kings: 
OwO How >w< some ^.^ have >_< been ^.^ depos'd, >w< some OwO swain in war, 
uWu Some haunted uWu by OwO the ghosts uWu they ^.^ have ^.^ depos'd, 
uWu Some uWu poison'd uWu by theiw x3 wives, >w< some sweeping >_> kiww'd, 
^-^ Aww murder'd-for within OwO the >w< howwow :3 cwown 
:33 That rounds OwO the x3 mowtaw OwO tempwes >_> of :3 a ;;w;; king 
uWu Keeps ^.^ Death his >_> couwt; ÚwÚ and there OwO the antic :3 sits, 
Scoffing his OwO state ÚwÚ and grinning at his ^-^ pomp; 
Awwowing him :3 a breath, :3 a wittwe scene, 
ÚwÚ To UwU monyawchize, >w< be fear'd, ÚwÚ and :33 kiww with :3 wooks; 
uWu Infusing him with uWu sewf ÚwÚ and vain conceit, 
UwU As ^-^ if :3 this ^.^ fwesh ;;w;; which >_< wawws about ^-^ ouw life 
Were brass impwegnyabwe; :3 and, humour'd thus, 
x3 Comes at OwO the ^w^ wast, ÚwÚ and with :3 a wittwe :3 pin 
^.^ Bowes OwO thwough his castle waww, ÚwÚ and ^.^ faweweww, king! 
;;w;; Cuvw >_> youw UwU heads, ÚwÚ and xDD mock ^.^ nyot ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and UwU bwood 
x3 With sowemn x3 wevewence; thwow away :33 wespect, 
Tradition, >_> fowm, ÚwÚ and ceremonious xDD duty; 
>_< Fow you ^.^ have uWu but mistook me >w< aww :3 this ;;w;; whiwe. 
I live with xDD bwead >_< wike you, ;;w;; feew ;;w;; want, 
OwO Taste gwief, :3 nyeed xDD fwiends: subjected thus, 
OwO How can you uWu say ^-^ to me I x3 am :3 a king? 
^w^ CAWWISWE. UwU My lord, xDD wise x3 men :33 nye'ew ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and ;;w;; waiw theiw ÚwÚ woes, 
But ÚwÚ pwesentwy >w< pwevent OwO the ^-^ ways ^-^ to waiw. 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; feaw OwO the OwO foe, >_< since ;;w;; feaw oppwesseth UwU stwength, 
:3 Gives, in >_> youw weakness, OwO stwength x3 unto >_> youw OwO foe, 
And OwO so >_> youw fowwies fight x3 against OwO youwsewf. 
OwO Feaw ÚwÚ and >w< be ;;w;; swain-nyo >_< wowse can come ^-^ to ÚwÚ fight; 
And fight ÚwÚ and die :3 is death ^-^ destwoying >_< death, 
:3 Whewe feawing ^.^ dying OwO pays death sewviwe ^.^ bweath. 
>_> AUMEWWE. UwU My fathew ;;w;; hath :3 a powew; >_< inquiwe >_> of ^w^ him, 
And learn ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a ÚwÚ body >_> of :3 a >w< wimb. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Thou >_< chid'st me :33 weww. Proud Bolingbroke, I come 
ÚwÚ To >_> change uWu bwows with ÚwÚ thee uWu fow ^-^ ouw :3 day >_> of >w< doom. 
:3 This ague x3 fit >_> of ;;w;; feaw :3 is UwU uvw-bwown; 
An :33 easy ^w^ task ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to ^.^ win ^-^ ouw >w< own. 
Say, Scroop, xDD whewe :3 wies ^-^ ouw uncwe with his >_> powew? 
^w^ Speak ^.^ sweetwy, man, although >w< thy looks >w< be sour. 
SCROOP. Men ;;w;; judge uWu by OwO the complexion >_> of OwO the OwO sky 
The OwO state in UwU incwinyation >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ day; 
^w^ So ^-^ may you uWu by my :33 duww ÚwÚ and :33 heavy eye, 
UwU My :33 tongue ;;w;; hath uWu but :3 a heaview xDD tawe ^-^ to >w< say. 
I xDD pway OwO the towtuwew, uWu by small ÚwÚ and small 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ wengthen >_< out OwO the wowst UwU that >w< must >w< be spoken: 
Your uncwe uWu Yowk :3 is xDD join'd with Bowingbwoke; 
And >w< aww >_> youw nyowthewn >_> castwes >w< yiewded uWu up, 
And >w< aww >_> youw southern gentlemen in ÚwÚ awms 
:3 Upon his :3 pawty. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Thou x3 hast ^w^ said ^w^ enyough. 
uWu [To OwO AUMEWWE] UwU Beshwew ^.^ thee, uWu cousin, ;;w;; which didst ;;w;; wead me :3 fowth 
x3 Of UwU that ^w^ sweet uWu way I ÚwÚ was in ^-^ to despair! 
What uWu say you ^w^ nyow? What comfort ^.^ have ^-^ we ^w^ nyow? 
By UwU heaven, I'll UwU hate him :33 evewwastingwy 
:33 That >_< bids me >w< be >_> of comfort ^-^ any more. 
uWu Go ^-^ to Fwint Castwe; there I'll pinye away; 
OwO A ^-^ king, :3 woe's slave, uWu shaww >w< kingwy >_> woe ;;w;; obey. 
:33 That power I x3 have, ^.^ dischawge; ÚwÚ and let them >w< go 
ÚwÚ To ear OwO the ^.^ wand UwU that ;;w;; hath >w< some >w< hope ^-^ to >_< gwow, 
>_< Fow I ^.^ have none. >_> Wet nyo man speak UwU again 
ÚwÚ To x3 awtew this, uWu fow counsew :3 is uWu but vain. 
>_> AUMEWWE. UwU My UwU wiege, ^-^ onye :33 wowd. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ He OwO does me double :33 wwong 
:33 That wounds me with OwO the fwattewies >_> of his OwO tongue. 
:3 Dischawge my >w< fowwowews; let them x3 hence ^w^ away, 
From UwU Wichawd's night ^-^ to ;;w;; Bowingbwoke's fair day. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. 
^-^ Wawes. Before Fwint >_> Castwe 

OwO Entew, with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and uWu cowouws, ^-^ BOWINGBWOKE, UwU YOWK, >w< NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, 
ÚwÚ and fowces 

:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^w^ So UwU that uWu by :3 this ;;w;; intewwigence ^-^ we learn 
The ^-^ Wewshmen awe ÚwÚ dispews'd; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Sawisbuwy 
^-^ Is gonye ^-^ to ^.^ meet OwO the ;;w;; King, ^-^ who lately ^w^ wanded 
x3 With >w< some xDD few pwivate fwiends x3 upon :3 this x3 coast. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. The UwU nyews :3 is vewy fair ÚwÚ and uWu good, my :33 wowd. 
Richard ^.^ nyot :3 faw ^-^ fwom x3 hence ;;w;; hath hid his head. 
^.^ YOWK. ^w^ It would beseem OwO the Wowd Northumberland 
ÚwÚ To uWu say OwO 'King :3 Wichawd.' ;;w;; Awack OwO the :33 heavy :3 day 
When such :3 a xDD sacwed ;;w;; king shouwd hide his head! 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Your OwO Gwace ^w^ mistakes; only ^-^ to >w< be brief, 
x3 Weft I his title >_< out. 
^.^ YOWK. The UwU time ;;w;; hath :3 been, 
Wouwd you ^.^ have >_< been OwO so bwief with ^w^ him, ^.^ he would 
>_< Have >_< been OwO so bwief with you ^-^ to :33 showten you, 
>_< Fow ^-^ taking OwO so OwO the uWu head, >_> youw xDD whowe ÚwÚ head's length. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. :3 Mistake ;;w;; nyot, uncwe, further than you shouwd. 
^.^ YOWK. ;;w;; Take ;;w;; nyot, good uWu cousin, further than you x3 shouwd, 
Lest you mistake. The uWu heavens awe xDD uvw ^-^ ouw xDD heads. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. I xDD knyow it, UwU uncwe; ÚwÚ and oppose ^.^ nyot ^-^ mysewf 
uWu Against theiw uWu wiww. But ^-^ who comes hewe? 

x3 Entew x3 PEWCY 

Wewcome, Harry. >_> What, uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :3 this castle >w< yiewd? 
PIEWCY. The castle ÚwÚ woyawwy :3 is UwU mann'd, my lord, 
uWu Against >w< thy xDD entwance. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. >w< Woyawwy! 
ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ it uWu contains nyo king? 
>_> PEWCY. x3 Yes, my good lord, 
^w^ It doth contain :3 a king; UwU King Richard :3 wies 
xDD Within OwO the xDD wimits >_> of ^-^ yon lime ÚwÚ and stonye; 
And with him awe OwO the Wowd Aumewwe, Wowd >w< Sawisbuwy, 
Sir Stephen Scroop, >w< besides :3 a ^.^ cwewgyman 
x3 Of holy x3 wevewence; :3 who, I cannyot :3 weawn. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. :33 O, belike ^.^ it :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ Bishop >_> of Cawwiswe. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. uWu [To NORTHUMBERLAND] x3 Nyobwe lord, 
uWu Go ^-^ to OwO the wude xDD wibs >_> of UwU that ÚwÚ ancient UwU castwe; 
^.^ Thwough brazen twumpet ^-^ send OwO the >_> bweath >_> of UwU pawwey 
x3 Into his >_< wuin'd eaws, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus >_< dewivew: 
^-^ Henwy :3 Bowingbwoke 
uWu On uWu both his knyees doth ÚwÚ kiss UwU King UwU Wichawd's ;;w;; hand, 
And >_> sends :33 awwegiance ÚwÚ and OwO twue :3 faith >_> of OwO heawt 
ÚwÚ To his UwU most :33 woyaw ^-^ pewson; UwU hithew come 
>_< Even at his :3 feet ^-^ to uWu way my ÚwÚ awms ÚwÚ and :33 powew, 
UwU Pwovided UwU that my banishment wepeaw'd 
And x3 wands ÚwÚ westow'd UwU again >w< be ^-^ fweewy gwanted; 
>w< If ;;w;; nyot, I'll ;;w;; use OwO the ^w^ advantage >_> of my power 
And uWu way OwO the ÚwÚ summew's ^.^ dust with uWu showews >_> of UwU bwood 
Wain'd ^-^ fwom OwO the wounds >_> of >_> swaughtewed ^w^ Engwishmen; 
The ;;w;; which how :3 faw x3 off ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 mind >_> of :3 Bowingbwoke 
^w^ It :3 is such :3 cwimson ^w^ tempest shouwd bedrench 
The ^.^ fwesh green OwO wap >_> of fair UwU King UwU Wichawd's wand, 
UwU My OwO stooping >_> duty tendewwy uWu shaww show. 
Go, signify as xDD much, >_< whiwe here ^-^ we mawch 
:3 Upon OwO the >w< gwassy :3 cawpet >_> of :3 this plain. 
[NORTHUMBERLAND ^.^ advances ^-^ to OwO the :33 Castwe, with :3 a ^.^ twumpet] 
Let's mawch ^-^ without OwO the ^w^ nyoise >_> of x3 thweat'nying ^.^ dwum, 
:33 That ^-^ fwom :3 this castle's ÚwÚ tottewed OwO battwements 
Our fair ^.^ appointments ^-^ may >w< be ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ pewus'd. 
x3 Methinks UwU King Richard ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf shouwd ^.^ meet 
x3 With nyo less terror than OwO the >_< ewements 
x3 Of x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and ^w^ watew, when theiw ^.^ thund'wing shock 
^.^ At meeting ;;w;; teaws OwO the cloudy x3 cheeks >_> of >_< heaven. 
Be ^.^ he OwO the fire, I'll >w< be OwO the yielding water; 
The ;;w;; wage >w< be his, UwU whiwst uWu on OwO the :3 eawth I ;;w;; wain 
UwU My waters-on OwO the :3 eawth, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot uWu on >_> him. 
ÚwÚ Mawch OwO on, ÚwÚ and mark UwU King Richard how ^.^ he OwO wooks. 

Pawwe ^-^ without, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ answew :3 within; then :3 a OwO fwouwish. 
x3 Entew uWu on OwO the wawws, OwO the xDD KING, OwO the :3 BISHOP >_< OF ÚwÚ CAWWISWE, 
ÚwÚ AUMEWWE, SCROOP, ÚwÚ and SALISBURY 

^w^ See, >_> see, UwU King Richard doth ^-^ himsewf appear, 
UwU As doth OwO the :33 bwushing :33 discontented >_< sun 
From >_< out OwO the :33 fiewy portal >_> of OwO the east, 
When ^.^ he ;;w;; pewceives OwO the ÚwÚ envious clouds awe bent 
ÚwÚ To dim his >_> gwowy ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :33 stain OwO the twack 
x3 Of his UwU bwight ÚwÚ passage ^-^ to OwO the OwO occident. 
^.^ YOWK. >_> Yet ^.^ he looks >_< wike :3 a xDD king. >_< Behowd, his eye, 
UwU As UwU bwight as :3 is OwO the UwU eagwe's, ;;w;; wightens :3 fowth 
^w^ Contwowwing majesty. Awack, :33 awack, uWu fow x3 woe, 
:33 That ^-^ any harm shouwd :33 stain OwO so fair :3 a show! 
KING :33 WICHAWD. uWu [To NORTHUMBERLAND] We awe amaz'd; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus wong 
^.^ have ^-^ we ÚwÚ stood 
ÚwÚ To watch OwO the xDD feawfuw bending >_> of >w< thy xDD knyee, 
xDD Because ^-^ we ^w^ thought ouwsewf >w< thy lawful x3 King; 
And ^-^ if ^-^ we ^.^ be, how dare >w< thy joints ^-^ fowget 
ÚwÚ To pay theiw awfuw >_> duty ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^-^ pwesence? 
>w< If ^-^ we >w< be ;;w;; nyot, show OwO us OwO the hand >_> of :3 God 
:33 That ;;w;; hath uWu dismiss'd OwO us ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw ;;w;; stewawdship; 
>_< Fow ;;w;; weww ^-^ we xDD knyow nyo hand >_> of UwU bwood ÚwÚ and ^.^ bonye 
^w^ Can gripe OwO the xDD sacwed handle >_> of ^-^ ouw >_< sceptwe, 
>_< Unwess ^.^ he ^-^ do profane, steal, ^w^ ow usuwp. 
And >w< though you ÚwÚ think UwU that aww, as you ^.^ have >_< donye, 
>_< Have ^-^ town theiw souws uWu by UwU tuwnying them ^-^ fwom >w< us, 
And ^-^ we awe xDD bawwen ÚwÚ and >_> beweft >_> of fwiends, 
>_> Yet xDD knyow-my :3 mastew, :3 God >_< omnyipotent, 
^-^ Is mustewing in his clouds uWu on ^-^ ouw behawf 
x3 Awmies >_> of pestilence; ÚwÚ and uWu they uWu shaww strike 
Your chiwdwen ÚwÚ yet unborn ÚwÚ and UwU unbegot, 
:33 That wift >_> youw vassaw ^.^ hands x3 against my head 
And ^-^ thweat OwO the >_> gwowy >_> of my pwecious ^w^ cwown. 
>_> Teww Bolingbroke, uWu fow ^-^ yon >w< methinks ^.^ he :3 stands, 
:33 That every :33 stwide ^.^ he makes x3 upon my ^.^ wand 
^-^ Is dangewous :33 tweason; ^.^ he :3 is come ^-^ to open 
The xDD puwpwe >_< testament >_> of ÚwÚ bweeding waw; 
But ewe OwO the :3 cwown ^.^ he looks uWu fow live in :3 peace, 
xDD Ten ^w^ thousand bwoody >w< cwowns >_> of mothers' >_< sons 
:33 Shaww i-iww ÚwÚ become OwO the flower >_> of England's ;;w;; face, 
Change OwO the complexion >_> of xDD hew maid-pawe xDD peace 
ÚwÚ To uWu scawwet uWu indignyation, ÚwÚ and uWu bedew 
Her UwU pastuwes' :3 gwass with xDD faithfuw Engwish bwood. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. The UwU King >_> of xDD Heaven fowbid ^-^ ouw lord OwO the UwU King 
;;w;; Shouwd OwO so with civil ÚwÚ and >_< unciviw ÚwÚ awms 
Be wush'd x3 upon! x3 Thy ÚwÚ thwice x3 nyobwe uWu cousin, 
Hawwy Bolingbroke, doth humbly ÚwÚ kiss >w< thy >w< hand; 
And uWu by OwO the honyouwabwe tomb ^.^ he >_< sweaws 
:33 That ^-^ stands x3 upon >_> youw :33 woyaw :3 gwandsiwe's OwO bonyes, 
And uWu by OwO the x3 woyawties >_> of uWu both >_> youw bwoods, 
OwO Cuwwents UwU that spwing ^-^ fwom ^-^ onye UwU most >_< gwacious uWu head, 
And uWu by OwO the buwied hand >_> of ^.^ wawwike :3 Gaunt, 
And uWu by OwO the wowth ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw >_> of himself, 
Compwising >w< aww UwU that ^-^ may >w< be sworn ^w^ ow said, 
His UwU coming UwU hithew ;;w;; hath nyo further >_> scope 
>w< Than uWu fow his lineal ^-^ woyawties, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to UwU beg 
Enfranchisement immediate uWu on his knyees; 
^w^ Which uWu on >w< thy :33 woyaw party gwanted once, 
His glittering ÚwÚ awms ^.^ he uWu wiww ÚwÚ commend ^-^ to >w< wust, 
His barbed steeds ^-^ to ;;w;; stabwes, ÚwÚ and his OwO heawt 
ÚwÚ To xDD faithfuw service >_> of >_> youw Majesty. 
:3 This >_< sweaws >_< he, as ^.^ he :3 is :3 a ^w^ pwince, :3 is just; 
And as I x3 am :3 a ^-^ gentweman I ÚwÚ cwedit >_> him. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, uWu say ;;w;; thus OwO the UwU King xDD wetuwns: 
His x3 nyobwe cousin :3 is ^.^ wight ^-^ wewcome uWu hithew; 
And >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbew >_> of his fair demands 
:33 Shaww >w< be >_< accompwish'd ^-^ without contradiction. 
x3 With >w< aww OwO the >_< gwacious uttewance :3 thou x3 hast 
^w^ Speak ^-^ to his gentwe hearing >w< kind >w< commends. 
uWu [To OwO AUMEWWE] We ^-^ do debase >w< ouwsewves, uWu cousin, ^-^ do ^-^ we ;;w;; nyot, 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wook OwO so >_> poowwy ÚwÚ and ^-^ to speak OwO so faiw? 
:33 Shaww ^-^ we caww xDD back ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, ÚwÚ and ^-^ send 
x3 Defiance ^-^ to OwO the >w< twaitow, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^.^ die? 
>_> AUMEWWE. No, good my ^w^ wowd; wet's fight with gentwe uWu wowds 
;;w;; Tiww UwU time lend fwiends, ÚwÚ and fwiends theiw UwU hewpfuw x3 swowds. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. :3 O God, :3 O God! UwU that e'ew :3 this :33 tongue >_> of >_< minye 
:33 That >_> waid OwO the >_< sentence >_> of ;;w;; dwead banishment 
uWu On ^-^ yon >_> pwoud man shouwd UwU take ^.^ it x3 off UwU again 
x3 With uWu wowds >_> of ^w^ sooth! :3 O UwU that I ;;w;; wewe as gweat 
UwU As :3 is my gwief, ^w^ ow ^.^ wessew than my >_< nyame! 
Ow UwU that I :33 couwd ^-^ fowget what I ^.^ have ^w^ been! 
Ow ^.^ nyot wemembew what I >w< must >w< be nyow! 
Swell'st thou, >_> pwoud :3 heawt? I'll ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee >_> scope ^-^ to beat, 
x3 Since :33 foes ^.^ have >_> scope ^-^ to beat uWu both ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and >_> me. 
>_> AUMEWWE. Northumberland comes xDD back ^-^ fwom :3 Bowingbwoke. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. What >w< must OwO the UwU King ^-^ do ^w^ nyow? Must ^.^ he ^w^ submit? 
The UwU King uWu shaww ^-^ do it. Must ^.^ he >w< be ^w^ depos'd? 
The UwU King uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; contented. Must ^.^ he wose 
The name >_> of king? OwO A God's uWu nyame, let ^.^ it ^.^ go. 
I'll ^w^ give my jewews uWu fow :3 a xDD set >_> of x3 beads, 
UwU My gorgeous :33 pawace uWu fow :3 a hewmitage, 
UwU My ^.^ gay apparel uWu fow OwO an almsman's >_< gown, 
UwU My figuw'd goblets uWu fow :3 a dish >_> of >_< wood, 
UwU My OwO sceptwe uWu fow :3 a :33 pawmew's walking staff, 
UwU My uWu subjects uWu fow :3 a paiw >_> of uWu cawved ^w^ saints, 
And my uWu wawge :3 kingdom uWu fow :3 a wittwe :33 gwave, 
OwO A wittwe wittwe :33 gwave, OwO an >_> obscuwe ^-^ gwave- 
Ow I'll >w< be buwied in OwO the :3 king's UwU high >_< way, 
uWu Some uWu way >_> of ^w^ common UwU twade, xDD whewe :33 subjects' :3 feet 
May houwwy twampwe uWu on theiw >_< suvweign's ÚwÚ head; 
>_< Fow uWu on my OwO heawt uWu they ÚwÚ twead :3 nyow UwU whiwst I live, 
And buwied once, x3 why ^.^ nyot x3 upon my >_< head? 
Aumewwe, :3 thou :33 weep'st, my tender-hearted ÚwÚ cousin! 
>w< We'ww ^-^ make ;;w;; fouw weather with despised teaws; 
Our sighs ÚwÚ and uWu they uWu shaww lodge OwO the uWu summew >w< cown 
And ^-^ make :3 a uWu deawth in :3 this wevowting land. 
Ow uWu shaww ^-^ we xDD pway OwO the ÚwÚ wantons with ^-^ ouw ^.^ woes 
And ^-^ make >w< some pwetty ^-^ match with :3 shedding ÚwÚ teaws? 
UwU As ^.^ thus: ^-^ to >_> dwop them still x3 upon ^-^ onye place 
;;w;; Tiww uWu they ^.^ have ^.^ fwetted OwO us :3 a paiw >_> of >_< gwaves 
xDD Within OwO the eawth; :3 and, :3 thewein waid-thewe :3 wies 
>w< Two ^.^ kinsmen uWu digg'd theiw >_< gwaves with weeping OwO eyes. 
Wouwd ^.^ nyot :3 this i-iww ^-^ do uWu weww? Weww, well, I UwU see 
I talk uWu but ^w^ idwy, ÚwÚ and you waugh at >_> me. 
uWu Most :3 mighty ^w^ pwince, my Wowd ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, 
What :33 says UwU King Bolingbroke? uWu Wiww his uWu Majesty 
>w< Give Richard xDD weave ^-^ to live ÚwÚ tiww Richard ^.^ die? 
You ^-^ make :3 a :33 weg, ÚwÚ and :3 Bowingbwoke :33 says >_> ay. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU My lord, in OwO the base couwt ^.^ he doth ^.^ attend 
ÚwÚ To speak with OwO you; ^-^ may ^.^ it >w< pwease you ^-^ to come :33 down? 
KING :33 WICHAWD. ^-^ Down, ;;w;; down I xDD come, >_< wike ^.^ gwist'wing Phaethon, 
UwU Wanting OwO the manage >_> of xDD unwuwy xDD jades. 
UwU In OwO the base couwt? xDD Base couwt, xDD whewe kings gwow base, 
ÚwÚ To come at :3 twaitows' calls, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do them >_< gwace. 
UwU In OwO the base couwt? Come :33 down? ^-^ Down, couwt! down, king! 
>_< Fow night-owls shwiek xDD whewe ÚwÚ mounting >_< wawks shouwd uWu sing. 
>_< Exeunt ^-^ fwom :33 abuv 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. What :33 says his Majesty? 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Sorrow ÚwÚ and >w< gwief >_> of OwO heawt 
:3 Makes him speak uWu fondwy, >_< wike :3 a >_> fwantic >w< man; 
>_> Yet ^.^ he :3 is come. 

x3 Entew OwO the xDD KING, ÚwÚ and his UwU attendants, x3 bewow 

:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Stand >w< aww apawt, 
And show fair >_> duty ^-^ to his Majesty. :3 [He kneels >w< down] 
UwU My >_< gwacious wowd- 
KING :33 WICHAWD. ^-^ Faiw uWu cousin, you debase >_> youw >_< pwincewy knee 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO the base :3 eawth >_> pwoud with kissing it. 
>w< Me wathew xDD had my OwO heawt UwU might ;;w;; feew >_> youw love 
>w< Than my >w< unpweas'd eye UwU see >_> youw courtesy. 
ÚwÚ Up, uWu cousin, up; >_> youw OwO heawt :3 is uWu up, I >w< knyow, 
>_< [Touching his >_> own OwO head] ÚwÚ Thus UwU high at >_> weast, although >_> youw 
knee >w< be ;;w;; wow. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. UwU My >_< gwacious lord, I come uWu but uWu fow >_< minye >w< own. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Your >_> own :3 is xDD youws, ÚwÚ and I x3 am xDD youws, ÚwÚ and all. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^w^ So :3 faw >w< be ÚwÚ minye, my UwU most wedoubted lord, 
UwU As my OwO twue service uWu shaww deserve >_> youw wuv. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. ^.^ Weww you desewve. ^.^ They ;;w;; weww deserve ^-^ to ^.^ have 
:33 That xDD knyow OwO the ^-^ stwong'st ÚwÚ and >_> suwest uWu way ^-^ to ^-^ get. 
:3 Uncwe, ^w^ give me >_> youw OwO hands; xDD nyay, OwO dwy >_> youw ^.^ eyes: 
Tears show theiw love, uWu but UwU want theiw ^.^ wemedies. 
uWu Cousin, I x3 am xDD too x3 young ^-^ to >w< be >_> youw fathew, 
^-^ Though you awe ^.^ owd enough ^-^ to >w< be my :33 heiw. 
What you uWu wiww x3 have, I'll >_> give, ÚwÚ and willing :33 too; 
>_< Fow ^-^ do ^-^ we >w< must what x3 fowce uWu wiww ^.^ have OwO us do. 
ÚwÚ Set uWu on towards Wondon. uWu Cousin, :3 is ^.^ it so? 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. xDD Yea, my good :33 wowd. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. ;;w;; Then I >w< must ^.^ nyot uWu say nyo. :33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE x3 4. 
The DUKE >_< OF >_> YOWK's garden 

x3 Entew OwO the ÚwÚ QUEEN ÚwÚ and two uWu WADIES 

x3 QUEEN. What uWu spowt uWu shaww ^-^ we devise here in :3 this garden 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ dwive away OwO the :33 heavy ^w^ thought >_> of x3 cawe? 
ÚwÚ WADY. ^w^ Madam, ^w^ we'ww xDD pway at ^.^ bowws. 
x3 QUEEN. 'Twiww ^-^ make me ÚwÚ think OwO the x3 wowwd :3 is :33 fuww >_> of >_> wubs 
And UwU that my >_> fowtunye runs x3 against OwO the bias. 
ÚwÚ WADY. ^w^ Madam, ^w^ we'ww dance. 
x3 QUEEN. UwU My >w< wegs can ^-^ keep nyo measuwe in >w< dewight, 
When my UwU poow OwO heawt nyo measuwe >_< keeps in gwief; 
OwO Thewefowe nyo uWu dancing, girl; >w< some uWu othew sport. 
ÚwÚ WADY. ^w^ Madam, ^w^ we'ww tell tales. 
x3 QUEEN. x3 Of UwU sowwow ^w^ ow >_> of uWu joy? 
ÚwÚ WADY. x3 Of UwU eithew, ÚwÚ madam. 
x3 QUEEN. x3 Of neither, girl; 
>_< Fow ^-^ if >_> of joy, being ^-^ awtogethew wanting, 
^w^ It doth wemembew me OwO the ^-^ mowe >_> of ^w^ sowwow; 
Ow ^-^ if >_> of gwief, being ^-^ awtogethew ^-^ had, 
^w^ It xDD adds ^-^ mowe UwU sowwow ^-^ to my UwU want >_> of >_< joy; 
>_< Fow what I ^.^ have I :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot ^-^ to x3 wepeat, 
And what I UwU want ^.^ it :33 boots ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >_> compwain. 
ÚwÚ WADY. ^w^ Madam, I'll uWu sing. 
x3 QUEEN. ^.^ 'Tis well' UwU that :3 thou x3 hast cause; 
But :3 thou shouldst >w< pwease me better wouldst :3 thou weep. 
ÚwÚ WADY. I :33 couwd ;;w;; weep, UwU madam, would ^.^ it ^-^ do you :33 good. 
x3 QUEEN. And I :33 couwd sing, would weeping ^-^ do me uWu good, 
And never borrow ^-^ any >w< teaw >_> of thee. 

x3 Entew :3 a ^w^ GAWDENyEW ÚwÚ and two UwU SEWVANTS 

But ÚwÚ stay, here come OwO the gardeners. 
Let's xDD step OwO into OwO the ;;w;; shadow >_> of ^.^ these >_< twees. 
UwU My wretchedness x3 unto :3 a row >_> of >w< pins, 
^.^ They uWu wiww talk >_> of state, uWu fow every ^-^ onye doth OwO so 
uWu Against :3 a ÚwÚ change: >_> woe :3 is fowewun with ^w^ woe. 
[QUEEN ÚwÚ and uWu WADIES wetiwe] 
>_> GAWDENyEW. Go, uWu bind :3 thou OwO up ^-^ yon ÚwÚ dangwing UwU apwicocks, 
>w< Which, >_< wike xDD unwuwy ^-^ chiwdwen, ^-^ make theiw ^-^ siwe 
>_> Stoop with oppression >_> of theiw :33 pwodigaw :3 weight; 
>w< Give >w< some supportance ^-^ to OwO the bending >_< twigs. 
uWu Go thou, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Eke OwO an executioner 
xDD Cut x3 off OwO the :3 heads >_> of xDD too fast ;;w;; gwowing x3 spways 
:33 That ÚwÚ wook xDD too lofty in ^-^ ouw ^.^ commonweawth: 
^-^ Aww >w< must >w< be x3 even in ^-^ ouw guvwnment. 
You ;;w;; thus xDD empwoy'd, I uWu wiww >w< go >w< woot away 
The noisome weeds ;;w;; which ^-^ without >w< pwofit x3 suck 
The UwU soiw's fewtiwity ^-^ fwom >_> whowesome xDD fwowews. 
SERVANT. UwU Why shouwd >_> we, in OwO the ^w^ compass >_> of :3 a pawe, 
Keep OwO waw ÚwÚ and fowm ÚwÚ and :3 due >_> pwopowtion, 
^-^ Showing, as in :3 a model, ^-^ ouw ^w^ fiwm ^w^ estate, 
When ^-^ ouw x3 sea-wawwed garden, OwO the xDD whowe wand, 
^-^ Is :33 fuww >_> of :33 weeds; xDD hew ÚwÚ faiwest >_> fwowews >_< chok'd uWu up, 
Her fwuit ;;w;; twees >w< aww ÚwÚ unpwun'd, xDD hew :33 hedges uWu wuin'd, 
Her ^-^ knyots disordered, ÚwÚ and xDD hew >_> whowesome hewbs 
uWu Swawming with xDD catewpiwwaws? 
>_> GAWDENyEW. Hold >w< thy ^-^ peace. 
ÚwÚ He UwU that ;;w;; hath suffer'd :3 this xDD disowdew'd spwing 
;;w;; Hath :3 nyow ^-^ himsewf met with OwO the ^-^ faww >_> of UwU weaf; 
The weeds ;;w;; which his OwO bwoad-spweading leaves >_> did shewtew, 
:33 That >w< seem'd in ;;w;; eating him ^-^ to howd him uWu up, 
uWu Awe UwU pwuck'd OwO up >w< woot ÚwÚ and >w< aww uWu by Bowingbwoke- 
I UwU mean OwO the Eaww >_> of ^w^ Wiwtshiwe, >w< Bushy, ÚwÚ Gween. 
SERVANT. >_> What, awe uWu they ;;w;; dead? 
>_> GAWDENyEW. ^.^ They ;;w;; awe; ÚwÚ and :3 Bowingbwoke 
;;w;; Hath >w< seiz'd OwO the wastefuw King. :33 O, what ^-^ pity :3 is ^.^ it 
:33 That ^.^ he xDD had ^.^ nyot OwO so OwO twimm'd ÚwÚ and dress'd his ^.^ wand 
UwU As ^-^ we :3 this garden! We at UwU time >_> of yeaw 
Do x3 wound OwO the bark, OwO the ^.^ skin >_> of ^-^ ouw fwuit trees, 
OwO West, being OwO uvw-pwoud in ;;w;; sap ÚwÚ and blood, 
x3 With xDD too >w< much riches ^.^ it xDD confound itself; 
Had ^.^ he x3 donye OwO so ^-^ to gweat ÚwÚ and ;;w;; gwowing ^-^ men, 
^.^ They UwU might ^.^ have Ev'd ^-^ to ^-^ beaw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ^-^ to ÚwÚ taste 
Their >w< fwuits >_> of >_< duty. Superfluous branches 
We lop ^w^ away, UwU that beawing x3 boughs ^-^ may :3 wive; 
Had ^.^ he x3 donye so, ^-^ himsewf xDD had UwU home OwO the UwU cwown, 
^w^ Which ^.^ waste >_> of :33 idwe ^w^ houws ;;w;; hath ^-^ quite ^-^ thwown down. 
SERVANT. >_> What, ÚwÚ think you OwO the UwU King uWu shaww >w< be deposed? 
>_> GAWDENyEW. Depwess'd ^.^ he :3 is uWu awweady, ÚwÚ and ^w^ depos'd 
^.^ 'Tis x3 doubt ^.^ he uWu wiww UwU be. Wettews came last night 
ÚwÚ To :3 a dear fwiend >_> of OwO the good UwU Duke >_> of xDD Yowk's 
:33 That tell bwack OwO tidings. 
x3 QUEEN. :33 O, I x3 am ^.^ pwess'd ^-^ to death OwO thwough UwU want >_> of :33 speaking! 
>_> [Coming forward] 
uWu Thou, ^.^ owd uWu Adam's likeness, xDD set ^-^ to dwess :3 this garden, 
OwO How dawes >w< thy harsh wude :33 tongue :33 sound :3 this unpweasing x3 nyews? 
What >_< Eve, what serpent, ;;w;; hath ^.^ suggested OwO the 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a uWu second ^-^ faww >_> of x3 cuwsed man? 
UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou uWu say UwU King Richard :3 is ^w^ depos'd? 
Dar'st thou, :3 thou wittwe better xDD thing than :3 eawth, 
^.^ Divinye his downfall? Say, where, xDD when, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; how, 
>_< Cam'st :3 thou uWu by :3 this i-iww ^-^ tidings? xDD Speak, :3 thou ÚwÚ wwetch. 
>_> GAWDENyEW. Pawdon uWu me, ^.^ madam; wittwe ^.^ joy ^.^ have 
ÚwÚ To bweathe :3 this news; ÚwÚ yet what I uWu say :3 is true. 
UwU King ÚwÚ Wichawd, ^.^ he :3 is in OwO the :3 mighty howd 
x3 Of :3 Bowingbwoke. Their :3 fowtunyes uWu both awe weigh'd. 
UwU In >_> youw ;;w;; wowd's scale :3 is nyothing uWu but himself, 
And >w< some xDD few uWu vanyities UwU that ^-^ make him ^-^ wight; 
But in OwO the x3 bawance >_> of gweat Bolingbroke, 
Besides himself, awe >w< aww OwO the Engwish peers, 
And with UwU that >_> odds ^.^ he weighs UwU King Richard down. 
x3 Post you ^-^ to London, ÚwÚ and you uWu wiww find ^.^ it >w< so; 
I speak nyo ^-^ mowe than every ^-^ onye doth know. 
x3 QUEEN. >_< Nyimbwe :33 mischance, UwU that art OwO so ^.^ wight >_> of ^.^ foot, 
^-^ Doth ^.^ nyot >w< thy >_< embassage belong ^-^ to uWu me, 
And x3 am I last UwU that knows it? :33 O, :3 thou xDD thinkest 
ÚwÚ To sewve me ^w^ wast, UwU that I ^-^ may longest ^-^ keep 
x3 Thy UwU sowwow in my breast. ^w^ Come, uWu wadies, >w< go 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ meet at UwU Wondon ;;w;; Wondon's UwU King in ^w^ woe. 
>_> What, ÚwÚ was I :3 bown ^-^ to this, UwU that my >_> sad ÚwÚ wook 
;;w;; Shouwd OwO gwace OwO the ;;w;; twiumph >_> of gweat Bolingbroke? 
xDD Gawd'nyew, uWu fow x3 tewwing me ^.^ these UwU nyews >_> of x3 woe, 
;;w;; Pway :3 God OwO the pwants :3 thou >_< gwaft'st ^-^ may never xDD gwow! 
>_< Exeunt ÚwÚ QUEEN ÚwÚ and uWu WADIES 
>_> GAWDENyEW. OwO Poow uWu Queen, OwO so UwU that >w< thy OwO state UwU might >w< be nyo ^.^ wowse, 
I would my >_> skiww ;;w;; wewe :33 subject ^-^ to >w< thy curse. 
;;w;; Hewe >_> did ^.^ she ^-^ faww :3 a xDD teaw; here in :3 this place 
I'll xDD set :3 a bank >_> of rue, ^w^ souw hewb >_> of >_< gwace. 
:3 Wue, x3 even uWu fow uWu wuth, here :33 showtwy uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ seen, 
UwU In OwO the wemembwance >_> of :3 a weeping >w< queen. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. 
OwO Westminstew Hall 

OwO Entew, as ^-^ to OwO the uWu Pawwiament, ^-^ BOWINGBWOKE, ÚwÚ AUMEWWE, >w< NyOWTHUMBEWWAND, >_< PEWCY, 
^-^ FITZWATEW, SURREY, OwO the :3 BISHOP >_< OF ÚwÚ CAWWISWE, OwO the ;;w;; ABBOT >_< OF WESTMINSTEW, 
ÚwÚ and others; HERALD, :3 OFFICEWS, ÚwÚ and BAGOT 

:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^-^ Caww :3 fowth ^-^ Bagot. 
Nyow, :33 Bagot, ^-^ fweewy speak >w< thy mind- 
What :3 thou OwO dost xDD knyow >_> of x3 nyobwe :33 Gwoucestew's ^w^ death; 
OwO Who wrought ^.^ it with OwO the ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and ^-^ who xDD pewfowm'd 
The bwoody >w< office >_> of his ^.^ timewess OwO end. 
>_> BAGOT. ;;w;; Then xDD set before my ;;w;; face OwO the Wowd ^w^ Aumewwe. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. uWu Cousin, ^.^ stand >w< fowth, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook x3 upon UwU that xDD man. 
>_> BAGOT. UwU My Wowd Aumewwe, I xDD knyow >_> youw daring :33 tongue 
uWu Scowns ^-^ to ^-^ unsay what UwU once ^.^ it ;;w;; hath deliver'd. 
UwU In UwU that UwU dead UwU time when :33 Gwoucestew's death ÚwÚ was plotted 
I heard you uWu say 'Is ^.^ nyot my arm >_> of ^-^ wength, 
:33 That weacheth ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD westfuw Engwish ^.^ Couwt 
UwU As :3 faw as Cawais, ^-^ to >_< minye xDD uncwe's :3 head?' 
Amongst >w< much uWu othew talk UwU that vewy UwU time 
I heard you uWu say UwU that you xDD had wathew ^w^ wefuse 
The :3 offew >_> of OwO an ^-^ hundwed ^w^ thousand >w< cwowns 
>w< Than ;;w;; Bowingbwoke's xDD wetuwn ^-^ to England; 
uWu Adding ^-^ withaw, how bwest :3 this ^.^ wand would >w< be 
UwU In :3 this >_> youw cousin's :33 death. 
>_> AUMEWWE. OwO Pwinces, ÚwÚ and x3 nyobwe x3 wowds, 
What ÚwÚ answew uWu shaww I ^-^ make ^-^ to :3 this base man? 
:33 Shaww I OwO so >w< much ^-^ dishonyouw my fair x3 staws 
uWu On >w< equaw >_> tewms ^-^ to ^w^ give him x3 chastisement? 
x3 Eithew I xDD must, ^w^ ow ^.^ have >_< minye uWu honyouw >_> soiw'd 
x3 With OwO the uWu attaindew >_> of his >w< swandewous lips. 
Thewe :3 is my :3 gage, OwO the uWu manyuaw >w< seaw >_> of death 
:33 That ^.^ mawks ÚwÚ thee >_< out uWu fow ÚwÚ heww. I uWu say :3 thou wiest, 
And uWu wiww maintain what :3 thou x3 hast ^w^ said :3 is false 
UwU In >w< thy heawt-bwood, OwO thwough being >w< aww xDD too base 
ÚwÚ To :33 stain OwO the uWu tempew >_> of my :33 knyightwy ^w^ swowd. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. :33 Bagot, forbear; :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot UwU take ^.^ it :33 up. 
>_> AUMEWWE. >_> Excepting one, I would ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe OwO the :33 best 
UwU In >w< aww :3 this :3 pwesence UwU that ;;w;; hath ;;w;; mov'd me ÚwÚ so. 
^.^ FITZWATEW. >w< If UwU that >w< thy valour ^.^ stand uWu on >w< sympathy, 
Thewe :3 is my :3 gage, Aumewwe, in :3 gage ^-^ to >w< thinye. 
By UwU that fair >_< sun ;;w;; which >w< shows me xDD whewe :3 thou ÚwÚ stand'st, 
I heard ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ say, ÚwÚ and >_< vauntingwy :3 thou :3 spak'st it, 
:33 That :3 thou ^w^ wewt cause >_> of x3 nyobwe :33 Gwoucestew's :33 death. 
>w< If :3 thou deniest ^.^ it twenty times, :3 thou UwU wiest; 
And I uWu wiww xDD tuwn >w< thy :3 fawsehood ^-^ to >w< thy xDD heawt, 
:3 Whewe ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :33 fowged, with my >w< wapiew's point. 
>_> AUMEWWE. Thou :33 daw'st ;;w;; nyot, xDD cowawd, live ^-^ to UwU see UwU that day. 
^.^ FITZWATEW. Nyow, uWu by my >_> souw, I would ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe :3 this hour. 
>_> AUMEWWE. xDD Fitzwatew, :3 thou art :33 damn'd ^-^ to heww uWu fow ÚwÚ this. 
>_> PEWCY. Aumewwe, :3 thou UwU wiest; his uWu honyouw :3 is as OwO twue 
UwU In :3 this appeal as :3 thou art OwO an unjust; 
And UwU that :3 thou art so, there I thwow my :3 gage, 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ pwuv ^.^ it uWu on ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the UwU extwemest point 
x3 Of x3 mowtaw bweathing. Seize it, ^-^ if :3 thou dar'st. 
>_> AUMEWWE. An ^-^ if I ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ may my ^.^ hands ÚwÚ wot >_> of 
And never brandish ^-^ mowe wevengefuw >_< steew 
Over OwO the glittering >_> hewmet >_> of my x3 foe! 
:33 ANyOTHEW LORD. I ^w^ task OwO the :3 eawth ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ wike, >_> fowswown ^-^ Aumewwe; 
And xDD spuw ÚwÚ thee uWu on with ^-^ fun as many :3 wies 
UwU As ^-^ may >w< be :33 hawwoa'd in >w< thy treacherous ear 
From >_< sun ^-^ to OwO sun. Thewe :3 is my honour's pawn; 
xDD Engage ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the trial, ^-^ if :3 thou ^.^ dawest. 
>_> AUMEWWE. OwO Who ^w^ sets me xDD ewse? By UwU heaven, I'll thwow at all! 
I ^.^ have :3 a ^w^ thousand uWu spiwits in ^-^ onye uWu bweast 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew twenty ^w^ thousand such as you. 
^w^ SUWWEY. UwU My Wowd xDD Fitzwatew, I ^-^ do wemembew ;;w;; weww 
The vewy UwU time :3 Aumewwe ÚwÚ and you >_> did ^.^ tawk. 
^.^ FITZWATEW. ^.^ 'Tis vewy true; you ;;w;; wewe in :3 pwesence then, 
And you can witness with me :3 this :3 is true. 
^w^ SUWWEY. UwU As fawse, uWu by UwU heaven, as >w< heaven itsewf :3 is true. 
^.^ FITZWATEW. Surrey, :3 thou ^w^ wiest. 
^w^ SUWWEY. xDD Dishonyouwabwe :33 boy! 
:33 That lie uWu shaww lie OwO so :33 heavy uWu on my >_< swowd 
:33 That ^.^ it uWu shaww render ;;w;; vengeance ÚwÚ and wevenge 
;;w;; Tiww :3 thou OwO the ^.^ wie-givew ÚwÚ and UwU that lie ^-^ do ^.^ he 
UwU In :3 eawth as >_> quiet as >w< thy >_< fathew's :33 skuww. 
UwU In >_> pwoof whereof, there :3 is my honour's pawn; 
xDD Engage ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the trial, ^-^ if :3 thou dar'st. 
^.^ FITZWATEW. OwO How fondwy OwO dost :3 thou xDD spuw :3 a :3 fowwawd OwO howse! 
>w< If I dare >w< eat, ^w^ ow x3 dwink, ^w^ ow x3 bweathe, ^w^ ow live, 
I dare ^.^ meet Suwwey in :3 a wiwdewnyess, 
And UwU spit x3 upon him UwU whiwst I uWu say ^.^ he :3 wies, 
And :3 wies, ÚwÚ and wies. Thewe :3 is my bond >_> of :33 faith, 
ÚwÚ To OwO tie ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to my >w< stwong >_> cowwection. 
UwU As I intend ^-^ to thrive in :3 this OwO nyew UwU wowwd, 
:3 Aumewwe :3 is OwO guiwty >_> of my OwO twue appeal. 
UwU Besides, I heard OwO the banish'd ÚwÚ Nyowfowk uWu say 
:33 That thou, Aumewwe, didst ^-^ send two >_> of >w< thy x3 men 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ execute OwO the x3 nyobwe UwU Duke at >w< Cawais. 
>_> AUMEWWE. uWu Some >w< honyest ÚwÚ Chwistian xDD twust me with :3 a :3 gage 
:33 That ÚwÚ Nyowfowk wies. ;;w;; Hewe ^-^ do I thwow ;;w;; down this, 
>w< If ^.^ he ^-^ may >w< be wepeaw'd ^-^ to twy his honyouw. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^.^ These xDD diffewences uWu shaww >w< aww west uWu undew :3 gage 
;;w;; Tiww ÚwÚ Nyowfowk >w< be wepeaw'd-wepeaw'd ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< be 
And, >w< though >_< minye enemy, ÚwÚ westow'd UwU again 
ÚwÚ To >w< aww his x3 wands ÚwÚ and signories. When ^.^ he :3 is wetuwn'd, 
uWu Against :3 Aumewwe ^-^ we uWu wiww enforce his trial. 
^w^ CAWWISWE. :33 That honyouwabwe :3 day uWu shaww never >w< be xDD seen. 
>_> Many :3 a UwU time ;;w;; hath banish'd ÚwÚ Nyowfowk xDD fought 
>_< Fow Jesu UwU Chwist in ^w^ gwowious ÚwÚ Chwistian field, 
Stweaming OwO the ^w^ ensign >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ Chwistian cross 
uWu Against bwack UwU pagans, ^.^ Tuwks, ÚwÚ and >_< Sawacens; 
And, ^-^ toiw'd with ^w^ wowks >_> of war, ;;w;; wetiw'd ^-^ himsewf 
ÚwÚ To Italy; ÚwÚ and there, at >_> Venyice, >_> gave 
His ÚwÚ body ^-^ to UwU that >_> pweasant ^-^ countwy's :3 eawth, 
And his ÚwÚ puwe ^w^ souw x3 unto his captain, x3 Chwist, 
^.^ Undew uWu whose colours ^.^ he xDD had xDD fought OwO so UwU wong. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ÚwÚ Why, >_< Bishop, :3 is ÚwÚ Nyowfowk ;;w;; dead? 
^w^ CAWWISWE. UwU As ^w^ suwewy as I live, my :33 wowd. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^.^ Sweet xDD peace OwO conduct his ^w^ sweet ^w^ souw ^-^ to OwO the uWu bosom 
x3 Of good ^.^ owd UwU Abwaham! ^.^ Wowds appellants, 
Your xDD diffewences uWu shaww >w< aww west uWu undew :3 gage 
;;w;; Tiww ^-^ we assign you ^-^ to >_> youw >_< days >_> of UwU twiaw 

x3 Entew UwU YOWK, attended 

^.^ YOWK. Great UwU Duke >_> of UwU Wancastew, I come ^-^ to OwO the 
From >w< pwume-pwuck'd ÚwÚ Wichawd, ^-^ who with willing ^w^ souw 
^.^ Adopts ÚwÚ thee heir, ÚwÚ and his UwU high OwO sceptwe >w< yiewds 
ÚwÚ To OwO the UwU possession >_> of >w< thy :33 woyaw hand. 
xDD Ascend his thwonye, OwO descending :3 nyow ^-^ fwom x3 him- 
And wong live Henry, >w< fouwth >_> of UwU that >_< nyame! 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. UwU In God's uWu nyame, I'll ;;w;; ascend OwO the uWu wegaw thwonye. 
^w^ CAWWISWE. x3 Mawwy, :3 God forbid! 
>_< Wowst in :3 this :33 woyaw :3 pwesence ^-^ may I ÚwÚ speak, 
>_> Yet :33 best >_> beseeming me ^-^ to speak OwO the :33 twuth. 
Wouwd :3 God UwU that ^-^ any in :3 this x3 nyobwe :3 pwesence 
Were enough x3 nyobwe ^-^ to >w< be UwU upwight ;;w;; judge 
x3 Of x3 nyobwe OwO Wichawd! ;;w;; Then OwO twue xDD nyobwesse would 
xDD Weawn him fowbeawance ^-^ fwom OwO so ;;w;; fouw :3 a ^.^ wwong. 
What :33 subject can ^w^ give >_< sentence uWu on his king? 
And ^-^ who OwO sits here UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot UwU Wichawd's x3 subject? 
>_< Thieves awe ^.^ nyot judg'd uWu but uWu they awe uWu by ^-^ to OwO heaw, 
UwU Awthough apparent UwU guiwt >w< be uWu seen in them; 
And uWu shaww OwO the figuwe >_> of God's ^-^ majesty, 
His captain, ^w^ stewawd, uWu deputy ewect, 
UwU Anyointed, crowned, planted many yeaws, 
Be judg'd uWu by :33 subject ÚwÚ and :3 infewiow breath, 
And ^.^ he ^-^ himsewf ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ pwesent? :33 O, ^w^ fowfend it, God, 
:33 That in :3 a ÚwÚ Chwistian >_> cwimate souws >_< wefin'd 
;;w;; Shouwd show OwO so heinous, :3 bwack, obscenye :3 a deed! 
I speak ^-^ to :33 subjects, ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 subject ^.^ speaks, 
ÚwÚ Stiww'd OwO up uWu by God, ;;w;; thus ^.^ bowdwy uWu fow his xDD king. 
UwU My Wowd >_> of ^.^ Hewefowd ;;w;; hewe, xDD whom you caww ^-^ king, 
^-^ Is :3 a ;;w;; fouw >_> twaitow ^-^ to >_> pwoud OwO Hewefowd's king; 
And ^-^ if you :3 cwown ^w^ him, let me ^.^ pwophesy- 
The UwU bwood >_> of Engwish uWu shaww manyuwe OwO the >w< gwound, 
And :33 futuwe >_> ages >_> gwoan uWu fow :3 this ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ act; 
xDD Peace uWu shaww >w< go ;;w;; sweep with OwO Tuwks ÚwÚ and infidels, 
And in :3 this x3 seat >_> of xDD peace ÚwÚ tumuwtuous wars 
:33 Shaww uWu kin with uWu kin ÚwÚ and >w< kind with >w< kind confound; 
Disorder, OwO howwow, feaw, ÚwÚ and >w< mutiny, 
:33 Shaww here ;;w;; inhabit, ÚwÚ and :3 this ^.^ wand >w< be xDD caww'd 
The field >_> of Gowgotha ÚwÚ and UwU dead xDD men's >_< skuwws. 
:33 O, ^-^ if you ÚwÚ waise :3 this house x3 against :3 this OwO house, 
^w^ It uWu wiww OwO the woefullest *looks away* division ^w^ pwuv 
:33 That >w< evew feww x3 upon :3 this x3 cuwsed xDD eawth. 
Pwevent it, resist it, let ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >w< be so, 
Lest OwO chiwd, OwO chiwd's ^-^ chiwdwen, x3 cwy x3 against you ^w^ woe. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^.^ Weww ^.^ have you ;;w;; awgued, siw; :3 and, uWu fow >_> youw ÚwÚ pains, 
x3 Of :3 capitaw uWu tweason ^-^ we arrest you here. 
UwU My Wowd >_> of Westminstew, >w< be ^.^ it >_> youw chawge 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep him OwO safewy ÚwÚ tiww his :3 day >_> of trial. 
May ^.^ it >w< pwease you, x3 wowds, ^-^ to gwant OwO the uWu commons' ^.^ suit? 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. x3 Fetch UwU hithew ÚwÚ Wichawd, UwU that in ^w^ common view 
ÚwÚ He ^-^ may UwU suwwendew; OwO so ^-^ we uWu shaww :33 pwoceed 
Without ^w^ suspicion. 
^.^ YOWK. I uWu wiww >w< be his >_> conduct. Exit 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. >w< Wowds, you UwU that here awe uWu undew ^-^ ouw awwest, 
:33 Pwocuwe >_> youw UwU suweties uWu fow >_> youw >_< days >_> of >w< answew. 
UwU Wittwe awe ^-^ we OwO behowding ^-^ to >_> youw love, 
And wittwe ^.^ wook'd uWu fow at >_> youw hewping hands. 

;;w;; We-entew UwU YOWK, with KING :3 WICHAWD, ÚwÚ and OFFICEWS 
beawing OwO the ^-^ wegawia 

KING :33 WICHAWD. Awack, x3 why x3 am I x3 sent uWu fow ^-^ to :3 a ^-^ king, 
Before I ^.^ have shook x3 off OwO the uWu wegaw >_> thoughts 
uWu Whewewith I reign'd? I hardly ÚwÚ yet ^.^ have ^w^ weawn'd 
ÚwÚ To >_> insinyuate, ^.^ fwattew, >_< bow, ÚwÚ and ^-^ bend my ^.^ knyee. 
>w< Give UwU sowwow xDD weave :3 awhiwe ^-^ to OwO tutow me 
ÚwÚ To :3 this :3 submission. >_> Yet I ;;w;; weww wemembew 
The favouws >_> of ^.^ these ^-^ men. Were uWu they ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ minye? 
OwO Did uWu they ^.^ nyot sometime x3 cwy 'Aww >_> haiw!' ^-^ to x3 me? 
^w^ So uWu Judas >_> did ^-^ to :33 Chwist; uWu but >_< he, in x3 twewve, 
;;w;; Found >w< twuth in >w< aww uWu but UwU onye; OwO I, in twewve OwO thousand, none. 
:3 God :33 save OwO the >_< King! uWu Wiww nyo man uWu say ÚwÚ amen? 
OwO Am I uWu both pwiest ÚwÚ and cwewk? ^.^ Weww then, ^.^ amen. 
:3 God :33 save OwO the >_< King! although I >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD he; 
And >_> yet, ;;w;; amen, ^-^ if >w< heaven ^-^ do ÚwÚ think him >_> me. 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ do what service x3 am I x3 sent uWu fow ^w^ hithew? 
^.^ YOWK. ÚwÚ To ^-^ do UwU that >w< office >_> of UwU thinye >_> own good uWu wiww 
^w^ Which ^.^ tiwed majesty >_> did ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; offew- 
The UwU wesignyation >_> of >w< thy OwO state ÚwÚ and :3 cwown 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ Henwy :3 Bowingbwoke. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. >w< Give me OwO the ^w^ cwown. Here, uWu cousin, ÚwÚ seize OwO the ^w^ cwown. 
Here, uWu cousin, 
uWu On :3 this >_> side my ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and uWu on UwU that >_> side >w< thinye. 
Nyow :3 is :3 this gowden :3 cwown >_< wike :3 a ^-^ deep ;;w;; weww 
:33 That ÚwÚ owes two uWu buckets, ^w^ fiwwing ^-^ onye >w< anyothew; 
The emptier >w< evew ^-^ dancing in OwO the :3 aiw, 
The uWu othew down, ;;w;; unseen, ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of watew. 
:33 That :33 bucket ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and ^-^ fun >_> of ;;w;; teaws x3 am OwO I, 
>_< Dwinking my ^.^ gwiefs, UwU whiwst you x3 mount OwO up uWu on uWu high. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. I ^w^ thought you xDD had >_< been willing ^-^ to ÚwÚ wesign. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. UwU My :3 cwown I ^.^ am; uWu but still my gwiefs awe x3 minye. 
You ^-^ may my glories ÚwÚ and my OwO state OwO depose, 
But ^.^ nyot my griefs; still x3 am I ;;w;; king >_> of those. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Part >_> of >_> youw >_> cawes you ^w^ give me with >_> youw ^w^ cwown. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Your >_> cawes xDD set OwO up ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD pwuck my >_> cawes down. 
UwU My cawe :3 is woss >_> of cawe, uWu by ^.^ owd cawe done; 
Your cawe :3 is >_< gain >_> of cawe, uWu by OwO nyew cawe x3 won. 
The >_> cawes I ^w^ give I x3 have, >w< though >w< given away; 
^.^ They tend OwO the UwU cwown, ÚwÚ yet still with me uWu they >_> stay. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. uWu Awe you OwO contented ^-^ to resign OwO the crown? 
KING :33 WICHAWD. >w< Ay, no; no, ÚwÚ ay; uWu fow I >w< must nyothing ^w^ be; 
OwO Thewefowe nyo no, uWu fow I resign ^-^ to thee. 
Nyow mark me how I uWu wiww ;;w;; undo :3 mysewf: 
I ^w^ give :3 this :33 heavy OwO weight ^-^ fwom x3 off my uWu head, 
And :3 this >w< unwiewdy OwO sceptwe ^-^ fwom my ;;w;; hand, 
The uWu pwide >_> of >w< kingwy ^.^ sway ^-^ fwom >_< out my >_> heawt; 
x3 With >_< minye >_> own ;;w;; teaws I wash away my x3 bawm, 
x3 With >_< minye >_> own ^.^ hands I ^w^ give away my UwU cwown, 
x3 With >_< minye >_> own :33 tongue deny my xDD sacwed state, 
x3 With >_< minye >_> own >_> bweath ^-^ wewease >w< aww ÚwÚ duteous :3 oaths; 
^-^ Aww OwO pomp ÚwÚ and majesty I ^-^ do fowsweaw; 
UwU My manors, ^-^ wents, wevenyues, I x3 fowgo; 
UwU My :3 acts, decwees, ÚwÚ and ^w^ statutes, I deny. 
:3 God pawdon >w< aww oaths UwU that awe x3 bwoke ^-^ to UwU me! 
:3 God ^-^ keep >w< aww >_< vows uWu unbwoke awe :3 made ^-^ to thee! 
UwU Make uWu me, UwU that nyothing x3 have, with nyothing griev'd, 
And :3 thou with >w< aww pleas'd, UwU that x3 hast OwO an achiev'd. 
Wong uWu mayst :3 thou live in UwU Wichawd's x3 seat ^-^ to >_> sit, 
And >_> soon lie Richard in OwO an earthly xDD pit. 
:3 God :33 save UwU King Henry, ÚwÚ unking'd Richard uWu says, 
And ^-^ send him many years >_> of sunshinye x3 days! 
What ^-^ mowe uWu wemains? 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe; uWu but UwU that you ;;w;; wead 
^.^ These x3 accusations, ÚwÚ and ^.^ these grievous >w< cwimes 
uWu Committed uWu by >_> youw person ÚwÚ and >_> youw followers 
uWu Against OwO the OwO state ÚwÚ and >w< pwofit >_> of :3 this >w< wand; 
That, uWu by confessing ;;w;; them, OwO the souws >_> of x3 men 
May ^.^ deem UwU that you awe :3 wowthiwy :3 depos'd. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Must I ^-^ do so? And >w< must I ^.^ wavew >_< out 
UwU My >_> weav'd-up ^.^ fowwies? ;;w;; Gentwe ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, 
>w< If >w< thy offences ;;w;; wewe x3 upon record, 
Wouwd ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ shame ÚwÚ thee in OwO so fair :3 a >_< twoop 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wead :3 a >_< wectuwe >_> of >w< them? >w< If :3 thou wouldst, 
Thewe shouldst :3 thou find ^-^ onye >w< heinyous awticwe, 
Containying OwO the ÚwÚ deposing >_> of :3 a ;;w;; king 
And x3 cwacking OwO the >w< stwong ;;w;; wawwant >_> of OwO an ^-^ oath, 
Mark'd with :3 a blot, :33 damn'd in OwO the book >_> of >_< heaven. 
;;w;; Nyay, >w< aww >_> of you UwU that ^.^ stand ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook x3 upon me 
>w< Whiwst UwU that my wretchedness doth :33 bait ÚwÚ mysewf, 
^-^ Though >w< some >_> of you, with Piwate, wash >_> youw x3 hands, 
>w< Showing OwO an >_> outwawd pity-yet you Piwates 
>_< Have here deliver'd me ^-^ to my ^w^ souw cross, 
And >w< watew cannyot wash away >_> youw UwU sin. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU My lord, OwO dispatch; ;;w;; wead o'ew ^.^ these 
articles. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Minye eyes awe :33 fuww >_> of teaws; I cannyot :3 see. 
And ÚwÚ yet salt >w< watew xDD bwinds them ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much 
But uWu they can UwU see :3 a sort >_> of ^-^ twaitows here. 
;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if I xDD tuwn >_< minye eyes x3 upon ÚwÚ mysewf, 
I find ^-^ mysewf :3 a >_> twaitow with OwO the west; 
>_< Fow I ^.^ have >w< given here my >_< souw's consent 
:33 T'undeck OwO the UwU pompous ÚwÚ body >_> of :3 a king; 
^w^ Made >_> gwowy base, ÚwÚ and sovereignty :3 a slave, 
Proud majesty :3 a :3 subject, OwO state :3 a ^-^ peasant. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU My wowd- 
KING :33 WICHAWD. :3 Nyo lord >_> of thinye, :3 thou :3 haught insulting man, 
Nyow nyo ÚwÚ man's ^w^ wowd; I ^.^ have nyo uWu nyame, nyo tide- 
No, ^.^ nyot UwU that name ÚwÚ was >w< given me at OwO the font- 
But 'tis usurp'd. ;;w;; Awack OwO the :33 heavy day, 
:33 That I ^.^ have OwO wown OwO so many :33 wintews out, 
And xDD knyow ^.^ nyot :3 nyow what name ^-^ to caww ^w^ mysewf! 
:3 O UwU that I ;;w;; wewe :3 a OwO mockewy ;;w;; king >_> of snyow, 
UwU Standing before OwO the >_< sun >_> of :3 Bowingbwoke 
ÚwÚ To OwO mewt ^-^ mysewf away in >w< watew ^w^ dwops! 
Good ^-^ king, gweat ^-^ king, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot OwO gweatwy uWu good, 
An ^-^ if my >_> wowd >w< be x3 stewwing ÚwÚ yet in >_> Engwand, 
>_> Wet ^.^ it xDD command :3 a >_< miwwow UwU hithew stwaight, 
:33 That ^.^ it ^-^ may show me what :3 a ;;w;; face I ^.^ have 
x3 Since ^.^ it :3 is bankrupt >_> of his majesty. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. uWu Go >w< some >_> of you ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fetch :3 a looking-glass. 
Exit OwO an :33 attendant 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. x3 Wead o'ew :3 this paper >_< whiwe OwO the :3 gwass doth come. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. ^.^ Fiend, :3 thou >_< towments me ewe I come ^-^ to ÚwÚ heww. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Uwge ^.^ it nyo :3 mowe, my Wowd ^.^ Nyowthumbewwand. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. The ÚwÚ Commons uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, then, >w< be >_> satisfied. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. ^.^ They uWu shaww >w< be >_> satisfied. I'll ;;w;; wead enyough, 
When I ^-^ do UwU see OwO the vewy book >_< indeed 
:3 Whewe >w< aww my x3 sins awe ^w^ wwit, ÚwÚ and that's ^-^ mysewf. 

;;w;; We-entew :33 attendant with :3 gwass 

>w< Give me UwU that glass, ÚwÚ and :3 thewein uWu wiww I read. 
:3 Nyo uWu deepew wrinkles :3 yet? ;;w;; Hath UwU sowwow struck 
^w^ So many uWu bwows x3 upon :3 this ;;w;; face >_> of >_< minye 
And :3 made nyo uWu deepew UwU wounds? :3 O flatt'ring glass, 
;;w;; Wike ^-^ to my followers in x3 pwospewity, 
Thou OwO dost beguiwe UwU me! >_> Was :3 this ;;w;; face OwO the ;;w;; face 
:33 That every :3 day uWu undew his househowd >_< woof 
OwO Did ^-^ keep >w< ten ^w^ thousand ^.^ men? >_> Was :3 this OwO the ;;w;; face 
:33 That >_< wike OwO the >_< sun >_> did ^-^ make *twerks* behowdews ^.^ wink? 
^-^ Is :3 this OwO the ;;w;; face ;;w;; which ^-^ fac'd OwO so many fowwies 
:33 That ÚwÚ was at last >_> out-fac'd uWu by Bolingbroke? 
OwO A ÚwÚ bwittwe >_> gwowy shineth in :3 this ^.^ face; 
UwU As ÚwÚ bwittwe as OwO the >_> gwowy :3 is OwO the ^.^ face; 
^w^ [Dashes OwO the :3 gwass x3 against OwO the ;;w;; gwound] 
>_< Fow there ^.^ it ;;w;; is, cwack'd in :3 a ^-^ hundwed shivers. 
Mark, ;;w;; siwent ^-^ king, OwO the :33 mowaw >_> of :3 this spowt- 
OwO How >_> soon my UwU sowwow ;;w;; hath OwO destwoy'd my face. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. The ;;w;; shadow >_> of >_> youw UwU sowwow ;;w;; hath OwO destwoy'd 
The ;;w;; shadow >_> of >_> youw face. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Say UwU that again. 
The ;;w;; shadow >_> of my sorrow? Ha! wet's :3 see. 
^.^ 'Tis vewy ÚwÚ twue: my >w< gwief :3 wies >w< aww :3 within; 
And ^.^ these ^-^ extewnyaw manner >_> of laments 
uWu Awe mewewy ^w^ shadows ^-^ to OwO the >_> unseen >w< gwief 
:33 That swells with siwence in OwO the towtuw'd ÚwÚ souw. 
Thewe :3 wies OwO the substance; ÚwÚ and I :3 thank ^.^ thee, ^-^ king, 
>_< Fow >w< thy gweat x3 bounty, UwU that ^.^ nyot only >w< giv'st 
>w< Me cause ^-^ to waiw, uWu but teachest me OwO the uWu way 
OwO How ^-^ to >_> wament OwO the ^.^ cause. I'll UwU beg ^-^ onye >w< boon, 
And then >w< be gonye ÚwÚ and twoubwe you nyo more. 
:33 Shaww I >w< obtain it? 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. >w< Nyame it, fair >w< cousin. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. ^-^ Faiw ÚwÚ cousin! I x3 am gweatew than :3 a king; 
>_< Fow when I ÚwÚ was :3 a ^-^ king, my ^w^ fwattewews 
Were then uWu but ^w^ subjects; being :3 nyow :3 a :3 subject, 
I ^.^ have :3 a ;;w;; king here ^-^ to my uWu fwattewew. 
>_> Being OwO so >_> gweat, I ^.^ have nyo :3 nyeed ^-^ to >_> beg. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. >_> Yet ask. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. And uWu shaww I have? 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. You shall. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. ;;w;; Then ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to ^.^ go. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. >_> Whithew? 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Whither you wiww, OwO so I ;;w;; wewe ^-^ fwom >_> youw sights. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Go, >w< some >_> of you convey him ^-^ to OwO the :33 Towew. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. :33 O, uWu good! >_< Convey! >_< Conveyews awe you aww, 
:33 That xDD wise ;;w;; thus nimbly uWu by :3 a OwO twue :3 king's OwO faww. 
>_< Exeunt KING :3 WICHAWD, >w< some ^.^ Wowds ÚwÚ and :3 a Guard 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. uWu On Wednyesday next ^-^ we solemnly xDD set ;;w;; down 
Our coronation. >w< Wowds, :33 pwepawe ÚwÚ youwsewves. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but OwO the ;;w;; ABBOT >_< OF WESTMINSTEW, OwO the 
:3 BISHOP >_< OF ÚwÚ CAWWISWE, ÚwÚ and ^w^ AUMEWWE 
ABBOT. OwO A :3 woefuw UwU pageant ^.^ have ^-^ we here xDD behewd. 
^w^ CAWWISWE. The :3 woe's ^-^ to x3 come; OwO the chiwdwen ÚwÚ yet unborn 
:33 Shaww ;;w;; feew :3 this :3 day as shawp ^-^ to them as >_> thown. 
>_> AUMEWWE. You holy xDD cwewgymen, :3 is there nyo plot 
ÚwÚ To x3 wid OwO the >_< weawm >_> of :3 this pernicious bwot? 
ABBOT. UwU My lord, 
Before I ^-^ fweewy speak my :33 mind herein, 
You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot only UwU take OwO the sacrament 
ÚwÚ To :33 buwy >_< minye intents, uWu but ÚwÚ awso ^-^ to :33 effect 
Whatevew I uWu shaww >_> happen ^-^ to x3 devise. 
I UwU see >_> youw uWu bwows awe :33 fuww >_> of :33 discontent, 
Your hearts >_> of xDD sowwow, ÚwÚ and >_> youw eyes >_> of uWu teaws. 
Come UwU home with me ^-^ to :3 suppew; I uWu wiww uWu way 
OwO A plot uWu shaww show OwO us >w< aww :3 a >_> mewwy day. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. 
Wondon. OwO A uWu stweet leading ^-^ to OwO the >w< Towew 

x3 Entew OwO the QUEEN, with xDD hew attendants 

x3 QUEEN. :3 This uWu way OwO the UwU King uWu wiww x3 come; :3 this :3 is OwO the uWu way 
ÚwÚ To Julius Caesar's >_< iww-ewected tower, 
ÚwÚ To uWu whose fwint uWu bosom my xDD condemnyed lord 
^-^ Is ^.^ doom'd :3 a pwisonyew uWu by >_> pwoud :3 Bowingbwoke. 
;;w;; Hewe let OwO us rest, ^-^ if :3 this >w< webewwious :3 eawth 
>_< Have ^-^ any >_> westing uWu fow xDD hew OwO twue King's >w< queen. 

x3 Entew KING ^.^ WICHAWD ÚwÚ and Guard 

But soft, uWu but >_> see, ^w^ ow wathew ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_> see, 
UwU My fair wose ^w^ withew. >_> Yet ÚwÚ wook uWu up, uWu behowd, 
:33 That you in ^-^ pity ^-^ may dissowve ^-^ to UwU dew, 
And wash him ^.^ fwesh UwU again with ^w^ twue-wuv uWu teaws. 
xDD Ah, thou, OwO the :3 modew xDD whewe ^.^ owd ^-^ Twoy >_> did ÚwÚ stand; 
Thou ÚwÚ map >_> of xDD honyouw, :3 thou UwU King UwU Wichawd's OwO tomb, 
And ^.^ nyot UwU King Wichawd; :3 thou UwU most uWu beauteous ÚwÚ inn, 
UwU Why shouwd >_> hawd-favouw'd >w< gwief >w< be :33 wodg'd in ^.^ thee, 
When ;;w;; twiumph :3 is ÚwÚ become OwO an alehouse guest? 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Join ^.^ nyot with gwief, fair woman, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot so, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make my ^-^ end xDD too >_< sudden. Weawn, good >_> souw, 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think ^-^ ouw fowmew OwO state :3 a x3 happy ^-^ dweam; 
From ;;w;; which ÚwÚ awak'd, OwO the >w< twuth >_> of what ^-^ we awe 
>w< Shows OwO us uWu but :33 this: I x3 am sworn :33 bwothew, ;;w;; sweet, 
ÚwÚ To >w< gwim Nyecessity; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ÚwÚ and 
uWu Wiww ^-^ keep :3 a >_> weague ÚwÚ tiww :33 death. Hie ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to UwU Fwance, 
And ^-^ cwoistew ÚwÚ thee in >w< some ^-^ wewigious >_< house. 
Our holy ;;w;; wives >w< must ^.^ win :3 a OwO nyew world's UwU cwown, 
^w^ Which ^-^ ouw ^.^ pwofanye ^w^ houws here ^.^ have ^-^ thwown down. 
x3 QUEEN. >_> What, :3 is my Richard uWu both in ^-^ shape ÚwÚ and :33 mind 
^w^ Twansfowm'd ÚwÚ and weak'ned? ;;w;; Hath :3 Bowingbwoke ^w^ depos'd 
>_< Thinye OwO intewwect? ;;w;; Hath ^.^ he >_< been in >w< thy :3 heawt? 
The x3 wion ^.^ dying thrusteth :3 fowth his :33 paw 
And wounds OwO the :3 eawth, ^-^ if nyothing ewse, with ;;w;; wage 
ÚwÚ To >w< be o'erpow'r'd; ÚwÚ and xDD wiwt thou, pupil-like, 
;;w;; Take OwO the correction mildly, ÚwÚ kiss OwO the >w< wod, 
And ^w^ fawn uWu on ;;w;; wage with base >w< humiwity, 
^w^ Which art :3 a x3 wion ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; king >_> of x3 beasts? 
KING :33 WICHAWD. OwO A ;;w;; king >_> of ;;w;; beasts, uWu indeed! >w< If >w< aught uWu but ;;w;; beasts, 
I xDD had >_< been still :3 a x3 happy ;;w;; king >_> of ^-^ men. 
Good ^.^ sometimes queen, :33 pwepawe ÚwÚ thee x3 hence uWu fow OwO Fwance. 
:33 Think I x3 am OwO dead, ÚwÚ and UwU that x3 even here :3 thou takest, 
UwU As ^-^ fwom my x3 death-bed, >w< thy last :3 wiving weave. 
UwU In wintew's >w< tedious nyights ^-^ sit uWu by OwO the x3 fiwe 
x3 With good ^.^ owd >_> fowks, ÚwÚ and let them tell ÚwÚ thee tales 
x3 Of :3 woefuw >_> ages wong >_< ago :3 betid; 
And ewe :3 thou ;;w;; bid good night, ^-^ to ;;w;; quit theiw gwiefs 
>_> Teww :3 thou OwO the lamentable xDD tawe >_> of uWu me, 
And ^-^ send OwO the >w< heawews weeping ^-^ to theiw :33 beds; 
>_< Fow >_> why, OwO the ÚwÚ sensewess bwands uWu wiww x3 sympathize 
The :33 heavy accent >_> of >w< thy ^w^ moving tongue, 
And in compassion weep OwO the x3 fiwe ^-^ out; 
And >w< some uWu wiww mourn in ^w^ ashes, >w< some uWu coaw-bwack, 
>_< Fow OwO the ÚwÚ deposing >_> of :3 a ^-^ wightfuw xDD king. 

x3 Entew :33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND attended 

:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU My lord, OwO the :33 mind >_> of :3 Bowingbwoke :3 is *cuddles you* chang'd; 
You >w< must ^-^ to :3 Pomfwet, ^.^ nyot x3 unto OwO the :33 Towew. 
And, UwU madam, there :3 is owdew ta'en uWu fow >w< you: 
x3 With >w< aww swift ÚwÚ speed you >w< must away ^-^ to OwO Fwance. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, :3 thou ÚwÚ waddew whewewithaw 
The ÚwÚ mounting :3 Bowingbwoke ÚwÚ ascends my thwonye, 
The UwU time uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be many ^w^ houws >_> of :3 age 
Mowe than ^.^ it ;;w;; is, ewe ;;w;; fouw xDD sin xDD gathewing head 
:33 Shaww >_< bweak OwO into cowwuption. Thou ^-^ shawt ÚwÚ think 
^-^ Though ^.^ he >_> divide OwO the >_< weawm ÚwÚ and ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee half 
^w^ It :3 is xDD too little, hewping him ^-^ to uWu aww; 
And ^.^ he uWu shaww ÚwÚ think UwU that thou, ;;w;; which OwO knyowest OwO the uWu way 
ÚwÚ To >_> pwant unrightful ÚwÚ kings, xDD wiwt xDD knyow uWu again, 
>_> Being :33 nye'ew OwO so wittwe uwg'd, another uWu way 
ÚwÚ To xDD pwuck him >_> headwong ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; usuwped thwonye. 
The love >_> of ;;w;; wicked x3 men >w< convewts ^-^ to fear; 
:33 That ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to hate; ÚwÚ and UwU hate ;;w;; tuwns ^-^ onye ^w^ ow uWu both 
ÚwÚ To >w< wowthy danger ÚwÚ and >w< desewved :33 death. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU My UwU guiwt >w< be uWu on my uWu head, ÚwÚ and there OwO an OwO end. 
;;w;; Take leave, ÚwÚ and part; uWu fow you >w< must part x3 fowthwith. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Doubwy :3 divowc'd! Bad ^-^ men, you viowate 
OwO A >w< twofowd >_> mawwiage-'twixt my :3 cwown ÚwÚ and uWu me, 
And then ;;w;; betwixt me ÚwÚ and my married wife. 
>_> Wet me ;;w;; unkiss OwO the OwO oath :33 'twixt ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and me; 
And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot so, uWu fow with :3 a ÚwÚ kiss 'twas ^.^ made. 
Part >w< us, ^w^ Nyowthumbewwand; I towards OwO the north, 
:3 Whewe ^.^ shivewing x3 cowd ÚwÚ and sicknyess pines OwO the OwO cwime; 
UwU My UwU wife ^-^ to UwU Fwance, ^-^ fwom :3 whence xDD set :3 fowth in uWu pomp, 
She came OwO adownyed UwU hithew >_< wike ^w^ sweet uWu May, 
xDD Sent xDD back >_< wike Hawwowmas ^w^ ow showt'st >_> of day. 
x3 QUEEN. And >w< must ^-^ we >w< be >w< divided? Must ^-^ we :3 pawt? 
KING :33 WICHAWD. >w< Ay, hand ^-^ fwom ;;w;; hand, my love, ÚwÚ and OwO heawt ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ heawt. 
x3 QUEEN. Banish OwO us ^.^ both, ÚwÚ and ^-^ send OwO the UwU King with >_> me. 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. :33 That ;;w;; wewe >w< some love, uWu but wittwe :33 powicy. 
x3 QUEEN. ;;w;; Then :33 whithew ^.^ he :33 goes thithew let me ^.^ go. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. ^w^ So ^-^ two, >_> togethew :3 weeping, ^-^ make ^-^ onye ^w^ woe. 
UwU Weep :3 thou uWu fow me in UwU Fwance, I uWu fow ÚwÚ thee xDD hewe; 
>_< Bettew :3 faw x3 off than uWu nyeaw, >w< be :33 nye'ew OwO the >w< nyeaw. 
Go, ;;w;; count >w< thy uWu way with UwU sighs; I >_< minye with x3 gwoans. 
x3 QUEEN. ^w^ So longest uWu way uWu shaww ^.^ have OwO the longest >w< moans. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. ;;w;; Twice uWu fow ^-^ onye xDD step I'll groan, OwO the uWu way being showt, 
And piece OwO the uWu way >_< out with :3 a :33 heavy ÚwÚ heawt. 
^w^ Come, xDD come, in :3 wooing UwU sowwow wet's >w< be brief, 
Since, >w< wedding it, there :3 is such wength in ^w^ gwief. 
>_< Onye ÚwÚ kiss uWu shaww xDD stop ^-^ ouw uWu mouths, ÚwÚ and dumbly part; 
ÚwÚ Thus ^w^ give I ÚwÚ minye, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus UwU take I >w< thy ÚwÚ heawt. 
x3 QUEEN. >w< Give me >_< minye >_> own ÚwÚ again; 'twere nyo good part 
ÚwÚ To UwU take uWu on me ^-^ to ^-^ keep ÚwÚ and :33 kiww >w< thy ÚwÚ heawt. 
UwU So, :3 nyow I ^.^ have >_< minye >_> own uWu again, >w< be gone. 
:33 That I ^-^ may ^-^ stwive ^-^ to :33 kiww ^.^ it with :3 a groan. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. We ^-^ make >_> woe >_< wanton with :3 this OwO fond delay. 
>w< Once :3 mowe, >w< adieu; OwO the west let UwU sowwow >w< say. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. 
The DUKE >_< OF >_> YOWK's :33 pawace 

x3 Entew OwO the DUKE >_< OF YORK ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 DUCHESS 

UwU DUCHESS. UwU My :3 Wowd, you told me you would tell OwO the rest, 
When weeping :3 made you >_< bweak OwO the story OwO off, 
x3 Of ^-^ ouw two ÚwÚ cousins' UwU coming OwO into Wondon. 
^.^ YOWK. :3 Whewe >_> did I weave? 
UwU DUCHESS. ^.^ At UwU that >_> sad ÚwÚ stop, my lord, 
:3 Whewe wude x3 misguvwnyed ^.^ hands ^-^ fwom windows' :3 tops 
Thwew ^.^ dust ÚwÚ and ^-^ wubbish uWu on UwU King UwU Wichawd's head. 
^.^ YOWK. >_> Then, as I said, OwO the Duke, gweat Bolingbroke, 
:33 Mounted x3 upon :3 a ^.^ hot ÚwÚ and :33 fiewy uWu steed 
^w^ Which his :3 aspiwing >_< widew >w< seem'd ^-^ to >w< knyow, 
x3 With uWu swow uWu but xDD statewy pace ^-^ kept uWu on his ^.^ couwse, 
>w< Whiwst >w< aww ^.^ tongues :3 cwied 'God :33 save ^.^ thee, Bolingbroke!' 
You would ^.^ have ^w^ thought OwO the vewy uWu windows xDD spake, 
^w^ So many greedy looks >_> of x3 young ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd 
^.^ Thwough UwU casements dawted theiw :3 desiwing eyes 
:3 Upon his :33 visage; ÚwÚ and UwU that >w< aww OwO the >_< wawws 
x3 With ^w^ painted UwU imagewy xDD had ^w^ said at UwU once 
>_< 'Jesu OwO pwesewve thee! Wewcome, Bolingbroke!' 
>w< Whiwst >_< he, ^-^ fwom OwO the ^-^ onye >_> side ^-^ to OwO the uWu othew >w< tuwnying, 
>w< Baweheaded, wowew than his >_> pwoud >_< steed's neck, 
UwU Bespake them thus, OwO 'I :3 thank you, :33 countwymen.' 
And ;;w;; thus still ÚwÚ doing, ;;w;; thus ^.^ he ^w^ pass'd awong. 
UwU DUCHESS. Awack, UwU poow OwO Wichawd! xDD whewe rode ^.^ he OwO the whilst? 
^.^ YOWK. UwU As in :3 a x3 theatwe OwO the eyes >_> of x3 men 
:33 Aftew :3 a weww-gwac'd actow leaves OwO the OwO stage 
uWu Awe OwO idwy bent uWu on him UwU that ÚwÚ entews nyext, 
^.^ Thinking his pwattwe ^-^ to >w< be tedious; 
>_< Even so, ^w^ ow with >w< much ^-^ mowe ^w^ contempt, xDD men's eyes 
OwO Did scoww uWu on gentwe Wichawd; nyo man :3 cwied 'God :33 save uWu him!' 
:3 Nyo >_< joyfuw :33 tongue >_> gave him his ^-^ wewcome >_< home; 
But ^.^ dust ÚwÚ was ^-^ thwown x3 upon his xDD sacwed ÚwÚ head; 
^w^ Which with such gentwe UwU sowwow ^.^ he shook OwO off, 
His ;;w;; face still ;;w;; combating with ;;w;; teaws ÚwÚ and smiles, 
The >w< badges >_> of his >w< gwief ÚwÚ and >_> patience, 
:33 That xDD had ^.^ nyot God, uWu fow >w< some >w< stwong >_< puwpose, steel'd 
The hearts >_> of ^-^ men, uWu they >w< must ÚwÚ pewfowce ^.^ have ^w^ mewted, 
And x3 bawbawism itsewf ^.^ have ^w^ pitied >_> him. 
But >w< heaven ;;w;; hath :3 a hand in ^.^ these ^.^ events, 
ÚwÚ To uWu whose UwU high uWu wiww ^-^ we bound ^-^ ouw UwU cawm contents. 
ÚwÚ To :3 Bowingbwoke awe ^-^ we sworn uWu subjects nyow, 
uWu Whose OwO state ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw I uWu fow :3 aye OwO awwow. 
UwU DUCHESS. ;;w;; Hewe comes my :3 son ^w^ Aumewwe. 
^.^ YOWK. :3 Aumewwe UwU that ÚwÚ was 
But UwU that :3 is lost uWu fow being UwU Wichawd's OwO fwiend, 
And UwU madam, you >w< must caww him Wudand OwO nyow. 
I x3 am in Parliament ;;w;; pwedge uWu fow his >w< twuth 
And ÚwÚ wasting fealty ^-^ to OwO the nyew-made xDD king. 

x3 Entew ^w^ AUMEWWE 

UwU DUCHESS. Wewcome, my :33 son. OwO Who awe OwO the :3 viowets :3 nyow 
:33 That UwU stwew OwO the green OwO wap >_> of OwO the OwO nyew come spring? 
>_> AUMEWWE. ^w^ Madam, I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, :3 nyow I OwO gweatwy cawe not. 
:3 God knows I xDD had as OwO wief >w< be UwU nyonye as ^w^ onye. 
^.^ YOWK. Weww, bear you ;;w;; weww in :3 this OwO nyew spwing >_> of UwU time, 
Lest you >w< be OwO cwopp'd before you come ^-^ to prime. 
What UwU nyews ^-^ fwom ^-^ Oxfowd? Do ^.^ these UwU justs ÚwÚ and uWu twiumphs ;;w;; howd? 
>_> AUMEWWE. >_< Fow >w< aught I >w< knyow, my lord, uWu they do. 
^.^ YOWK. You uWu wiww >w< be there, I know. 
>_> AUMEWWE. >w< If :3 God >w< pwevent ;;w;; nyot, I OwO puwpose ÚwÚ so. 
^.^ YOWK. What >w< seaw :3 is UwU that UwU that ^-^ without >w< thy ^w^ bosom? 
xDD Yea, wook'st :3 thou UwU pawe? >_> Wet me UwU see OwO the >_< wwiting. 
>_> AUMEWWE. UwU My lord, 'tis nothing. 
^.^ YOWK. :3 Nyo matter, then, ^-^ who UwU see it. 
I uWu wiww >w< be xDD satisfied; let me UwU see OwO the >_< wwiting. 
>_> AUMEWWE. I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ to pawdon me; 
^w^ It :3 is :3 a matter >_> of small consequence 
^w^ Which uWu fow >w< some reasons I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have xDD seen. 
^.^ YOWK. ^w^ Which uWu fow >w< some uWu weasons, ;;w;; siw, I UwU mean ^-^ to :3 see. 
I feaw, I ÚwÚ feaw- 
UwU DUCHESS. What shouwd you feaw? 
^.^ 'Tis nyothing uWu but >w< some bond UwU that ^.^ he :3 is ent'red OwO into 
>_< Fow ^.^ gay apparel >w< 'gainst OwO the ;;w;; twiumph-day. 
^.^ YOWK. Bound ^-^ to himsewf! What doth ^.^ he with :3 a bond 
:33 That ^.^ he :3 is bound UwU to? x3 Wife, :3 thou art :3 a >_> foow. 
UwU Boy, let me UwU see OwO the >_< wwiting. 
>_> AUMEWWE. I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, pawdon me; I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot show it. 
^.^ YOWK. I uWu wiww >w< be xDD satisfied; let me UwU see it, I >w< say. 
:3 [He plucks ^.^ it >_< out >_> of his ^.^ bosom, ÚwÚ and weads OwO it] 
Treason, ;;w;; fouw xDD tweason! ^w^ Viwwain! traitor! slave! 
UwU DUCHESS. What :3 is OwO the matter, my UwU wowd? 
^.^ YOWK. ^.^ Ho! ^-^ who :3 is within thewe? 

x3 Entew :3 a ^-^ sewvant 

Saddle my ÚwÚ howse. 
:3 God uWu fow his >w< mewcy, what ^.^ tweachewy :3 is :3 hewe! 
UwU DUCHESS. ÚwÚ Why, Yowk, what :3 is it, my UwU wowd? 
^.^ YOWK. >w< Give me my >_< boots, I ^w^ say; saddle my ÚwÚ howse. 
Exit ^-^ sewvant 
Nyow, uWu by >_< minye xDD honyouw, uWu by my xDD wife, my ^w^ twoth, 
I uWu wiww UwU appeach OwO the :3 viwwain. 
UwU DUCHESS. What :3 is OwO the matter? 
^.^ YOWK. Peace, foowish OwO woman. 
UwU DUCHESS. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ peace. What :3 is OwO the matter, Aumewwe? 
>_> AUMEWWE. Good mothew, >w< be >w< content; ^.^ it :3 is nyo ^-^ mowe 
>w< Than my UwU poow life >w< must >w< answew. 
UwU DUCHESS. x3 Thy life ^.^ answew! 
^.^ YOWK. >_< Bwing me my >_> boots. I uWu wiww x3 unto OwO the King. 

His man ÚwÚ entews with his :33 boots 

UwU DUCHESS. Stwike ^w^ him, ^w^ Aumewwe. OwO Poow OwO boy, :3 thou art amaz'd. 
ÚwÚ Hence, viwwain! never ^-^ mowe come in my ^w^ sight. 
^.^ YOWK. >w< Give me my >_< boots, I >w< say. 
UwU DUCHESS. ÚwÚ Why, Yowk, what xDD wiwt :3 thou x3 do? 
uWu Wiwt :3 thou ^.^ nyot hide OwO the ÚwÚ twespass >_> of UwU thinye ^-^ own? 
>_< Have ^-^ we ^-^ mowe UwU sons? ^w^ ow awe ^-^ we >_< wike ^-^ to have? 
^-^ Is ^.^ nyot my ÚwÚ teeming ^-^ date dwunk OwO up with >_> time? 
And xDD wiwt :3 thou xDD pwuck my fair :3 son ^-^ fwom >_< minye :3 age 
And x3 wob me >_> of :3 a x3 happy >_> mothew's name? 
^-^ Is ^.^ he ^.^ nyot >_< wike OwO thee? ^-^ Is ^.^ he ^.^ nyot UwU thinye ^-^ own? 
^.^ YOWK. Thou OwO fond mad woman, 
uWu Wiwt :3 thou conceal :3 this dark :3 conspiwacy? 
OwO A ;;w;; dozen >_> of them here ^.^ have ta'en OwO the xDD sacwament, 
And :3 intewchangeabwy xDD set ;;w;; down theiw ^.^ hands 
ÚwÚ To :33 kiww OwO the UwU King at Oxford. 
UwU DUCHESS. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ nyonye; 
>w< We'ww ^-^ keep him here. ;;w;; Then what :3 is UwU that ^-^ to OwO him? 
^.^ YOWK. Away, OwO fond woman! ;;w;; wewe ^.^ he twenty xDD times my :3 son 
I would UwU appeach >_> him. 
UwU DUCHESS. uWu Hadst :3 thou x3 gwoan'd uWu fow him 
UwU As I ^.^ have >_< donye, :3 thou wouldst >w< be ^-^ mowe pitiful. 
But :3 nyow I xDD knyow >w< thy mind: :3 thou OwO dost :3 suspect 
:33 That I ^.^ have >_< been >w< diswoyaw ^-^ to >w< thy bed 
And UwU that ^.^ he :3 is :3 a UwU bastawd, ^.^ nyot >w< thy :33 son. 
^.^ Sweet Yowk, ^w^ sweet xDD husband, >w< be ^.^ nyot >_> of UwU that mind. 
ÚwÚ He :3 is as >_< wike ÚwÚ thee as :3 a man ^-^ may >w< be 
:3 Nyot >_< wike ^-^ to uWu me, ^w^ ow ^-^ any >_> of my kin, 
And ÚwÚ yet I love >_> him. 
^.^ YOWK. UwU Make >_< way, xDD unwuwy woman! Exit 
UwU DUCHESS. ÚwÚ Aftew, Aumerle! xDD Mount ÚwÚ thee x3 upon his x3 howse; 
:33 Spuw uWu post, ÚwÚ and >_< get before him ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; King, 
And UwU beg >w< thy pawdon ewe ^.^ he ^-^ do :3 accuse thee. 
I'll ^.^ nyot >w< be wong behind; >w< though I >w< be >_> owd, 
I x3 doubt ^.^ nyot uWu but ^-^ to ride as fast as Yowk; 
And never uWu wiww I xDD wise OwO up ^-^ fwom OwO the gwound 
;;w;; Tiww :3 Bowingbwoke ^.^ have >w< pawdon'd thee. Away, >w< be gone. 
>_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. 
Windsor >_> Castwe 

x3 Entew OwO BOWINGBWOKE as ;;w;; King, >_< PEWCY, ÚwÚ and uWu othew LORDS 

:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^w^ Can nyo man tell me >_> of my uWu unthwifty xDD son? 
^.^ 'Tis :33 fuww three ^.^ months >_< since I >_> did UwU see him :33 wast. 
>w< If ^-^ any pwague >_> hang xDD uvw >w< us, 'tis ^w^ he. 
I would ^-^ to God, my x3 wowds, ^.^ he UwU might >w< be ÚwÚ found. 
^.^ Inquiwe at London, 'mongst OwO the ^w^ tavewns there, 
>_< Fow there, uWu they ÚwÚ say, ^.^ he ;;w;; daiwy doth frequent 
x3 With unrestrained loose UwU companyions, 
>_< Even :33 such, uWu they ÚwÚ say, as ^.^ stand in narrow lanes 
And beat ^-^ ouw watch ÚwÚ and x3 wob ^-^ ouw passengers, 
^w^ Which >_< he, x3 young >_< wanton ÚwÚ and effeminate OwO boy, 
Takes uWu on OwO the point >_> of uWu honyouw ^-^ to :3 suppowt 
^w^ So dissolute :3 a cwew. 
>_> PEWCY. UwU My lord, >w< some two >_< days >_< since I ^-^ saw OwO the Pwince, 
And told him >_> of x3 those uWu twiumphs held at Oxford. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. And what ^w^ said OwO the uWu gawwant? 
>_> PEWCY. His ÚwÚ answew OwO was, ^.^ he would x3 unto OwO the >_< stews, 
And ^-^ fwom OwO the common'st ;;w;; cweatuwe xDD pwuck :3 a :3 gwuv 
And wear ^.^ it as :3 a ^w^ favouw; ÚwÚ and with UwU that 
ÚwÚ He would >w< unhowse OwO the lustiest challenger. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. UwU As dissolute as >w< despewate; ÚwÚ yet OwO thwough uWu both 
I UwU see >w< some >_> spawks >_> of better hope, ;;w;; which ÚwÚ ewdew years 
May UwU happiwy bwing fowth. But ^-^ who comes hewe? 

x3 Entew ^w^ AUMEWWE amazed 

>_> AUMEWWE. :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the ^.^ King? 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. What :3 means ^-^ ouw cousin UwU that ^.^ he ^-^ stawes ÚwÚ and looks 
^w^ So ^-^ wiwdwy? 
>_> AUMEWWE. :3 God :33 save >_> youw Grace! I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw uWu Majesty, 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have >w< some >w< confewence with >_> youw OwO Gwace awonye. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ÚwÚ Withdwaw yourselves, ÚwÚ and xDD weave OwO us here awonye. 
>_< Exeunt x3 PEWCY ÚwÚ and LORDS 
What :3 is OwO the matter with ^-^ ouw cousin ^w^ nyow? 
>_> AUMEWWE. >_< Fow >w< evew ^-^ may my knyees gwow ^-^ to OwO the :3 eawth, 
OwO [Knyeews] 
UwU My :33 tongue cleave ^-^ to my >_< woof within my uWu mouth, 
>_< Unwess :3 a pawdon ewe I xDD wise ^w^ ow speak. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. :3 Intended ^w^ ow committed ÚwÚ was :3 this ^.^ fauwt? 
>w< If uWu on OwO the :33 fiwst, how >w< heinyous e'ew ^.^ it ^.^ be, 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ win >w< thy >_< aftew-wuv I pawdon thee. 
>_> AUMEWWE. ;;w;; Then ^w^ give me xDD weave UwU that I ^-^ may xDD tuwn OwO the key, 
:33 That nyo man ÚwÚ entew ÚwÚ tiww my xDD tawe >w< be >w< donye. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. >_< Have >w< thy desire. 
UwU [The DUKE >_< OF YORK :3 knyocks at OwO the xDD doow ÚwÚ and ^w^ cwieth] 
^.^ YOWK. xDD [Within] UwU My UwU wiege, ^-^ bewawe; ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to thysewf; 
Thou x3 hast :3 a >_> twaitow in >w< thy :3 pwesence ^.^ thewe. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. >_< [Dwawing] ^-^ Viwwain, I'll ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee ^-^ safe. 
>_> AUMEWWE. uWu Stay >w< thy wevengefuw >w< hand; :3 thou x3 hast nyo cause ^-^ to fear. 
^.^ YOWK. xDD [Within] ÚwÚ Open OwO the doow, ^.^ secuwe, :3 foowhawdy King. 
:33 Shaww OwO I, uWu fow love, speak uWu tweason ^-^ to >w< thy face? 
ÚwÚ Open OwO the doow, ^w^ ow I uWu wiww >_< bweak ^.^ it xDD open. 

x3 Entew YORK 

:3 BOWINGBWOKE. What :3 is OwO the matter, uncle? Speak; 
OwO Wecuvw >w< bweath; tell OwO us how ;;w;; nyeaw :3 is danger, 
:33 That ^-^ we ^-^ may arm OwO us ^-^ to uWu encountew it. 
^.^ YOWK. ^-^ Pewuse :3 this :33 wwiting ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt xDD knyow 
The uWu tweason UwU that my haste ^-^ fowbids me show. 
>_> AUMEWWE. :3 Wemembew, as :3 thou read'st, >w< thy pwomise ^-^ pass'd. 
I ^-^ do ^w^ wepent me; ;;w;; wead ^.^ nyot my name :3 thewe; 
UwU My OwO heawt :3 is ^.^ nyot confederate with my hand. 
^.^ YOWK. ^w^ It OwO was, viwwain, ewe >w< thy hand >_> did xDD set ^.^ it down. 
I OwO towe ^.^ it ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 twaitow's ^.^ bosom, x3 King; 
;;w;; Feaw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot love, x3 begets his penitence. 
^.^ Fowget ^-^ to ^-^ pity ^w^ him, west >w< thy ^-^ pity ^w^ pwuv 
OwO A sewpent UwU that uWu wiww sting ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ heawt. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. :3 O heinous, ^w^ stwong, ÚwÚ and bowd ^-^ conspiwacy! 
:3 O :33 woyaw fathew >_> of :3 a treacherous >_< son! 
Thou ;;w;; sheew, immaculate, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ siwvew fountain, 
From :3 whence :3 this ^w^ stweam OwO thwough >w< muddy x3 passages 
;;w;; Hath held his cuwwent ÚwÚ and defil'd himsewf! 
x3 Thy ^-^ uvwfwow >_> of good >w< convewts ^-^ to >_> bad; 
And >w< thy abundant xDD goodnyess uWu shaww ;;w;; excuse 
:3 This >_> deadwy ^-^ bwot in >w< thy xDD digwessing :33 son. 
^.^ YOWK. ^w^ So uWu shaww my :3 viwtue >w< be his vice's bawd; 
And ^.^ he uWu shaww uWu spend >_< minye uWu honyouw with his shame, 
UwU As :3 thwiftwess >_< sons theiw ^w^ scwaping ^w^ fathews' >w< gowd. 
Minye uWu honyouw ;;w;; wives when his ^-^ dishonyouw ^.^ dies, 
Ow my ÚwÚ sham'd life in his ^-^ dishonyouw wies. 
Thou kill'st me in his life; giving him breath, 
The >_> twaitow x3 wives, OwO the OwO twue ÚwÚ man's >w< put ^-^ to :33 death. 
UwU DUCHESS. xDD [Within] I What ^w^ ho, my UwU wiege, uWu fow God's UwU sake, let me in. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. What shwiww-voic'd >_> suppwiant makes :3 this OwO eagew ^w^ cwy? 
UwU DUCHESS. xDD [Within] OwO A woman, ÚwÚ and UwU thinye aunt, gweat x3 King; 'tis :3 I. 
^w^ Speak with uWu me, ^-^ pity uWu me, open OwO the ^w^ doow. 
OwO A >_< beggaw OwO begs UwU that never begg'd >_> befowe. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Our scene :3 is >_> awt'wed ^-^ fwom :3 a uWu sewious :33 thing, 
And :3 nyow >_< chang'd ^-^ to xDD 'The >_> Beggaw ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ King.' 
UwU My dangewous uWu cousin, let >_> youw mothew in. 
I xDD knyow ^.^ she :3 is come ^-^ to pray uWu fow >_> youw ;;w;; fouw UwU sin. 
^.^ YOWK. >w< If :3 thou ^-^ do pawdon whosoever pray, 
Mowe x3 sins uWu fow :3 this >_> fowgivenyess ^w^ pwospew OwO may. 
:3 This fest'red >_< joint ÚwÚ cut OwO off, OwO the west west OwO sound; 
:3 This let :3 awonye uWu wiww >w< aww OwO the west :3 confound. 

x3 Entew x3 DUCHESS 

UwU DUCHESS. :3 O ;;w;; King, believe ^.^ nyot :3 this hard-hearted ^w^ man! 
^-^ Wuv :33 woving ^.^ nyot itself, UwU nyonye uWu othew ^.^ can. 
^.^ YOWK. Thou >_> fwantic woman, what OwO dost :3 thou ^-^ make hewe? 
:33 Shaww >w< thy ^.^ owd >w< dugs UwU once ^-^ mowe :3 a >_> twaitow rear? 
UwU DUCHESS. ^.^ Sweet Yowk, >w< be ÚwÚ patient. >w< Heaw uWu me, gentwe ^.^ wiege. 
OwO [Knyeews] 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Rise uWu up, good aunt. 
UwU DUCHESS. :3 Nyot >_> yet, I ÚwÚ thee uWu beseech. 
>_< Fow >w< evew uWu wiww I ÚwÚ wawk x3 upon my knees, 
And never UwU see :3 day UwU that OwO the x3 happy >_> sees 
;;w;; Tiww :3 thou ^w^ give >_< joy; xDD untiw :3 thou ;;w;; bid me ^.^ joy 
By pardoning Wutwand, my :33 twansgwessing ÚwÚ boy. 
>_> AUMEWWE. ^.^ Unto my >_> mothew's ;;w;; pwayews I ^-^ bend my ^.^ knyee. 
OwO [Knyeews] 
^.^ YOWK. uWu Against them ^.^ both, my OwO twue joints uWu bended UwU be. 
OwO [Knyeews] 
^w^ Iww uWu mayst :3 thou thrive, ^-^ if :3 thou gwant ^-^ any x3 gwace! 
UwU DUCHESS. UwU Pweads ^.^ he in uWu eawnyest? Wook x3 upon his ^.^ face; 
His eyes ^-^ do >_> dwop nyo >_< teaws, his ;;w;; pwayews awe in x3 jest; 
His uWu wowds come ^-^ fwom his uWu mouth, ^w^ ouws ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw breast. 
ÚwÚ He uWu pways uWu but ;;w;; faintwy ÚwÚ and would >w< be >_< denyied; 
We pray with OwO heawt ÚwÚ and >_> souw, ÚwÚ and >w< aww >_< beside. 
His x3 weawy joints would UwU gwadwy ÚwÚ wise, I know; 
Our knyees still knyeew ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ to OwO the gwound uWu they ^.^ gwow. 
His ;;w;; pwayews awe :33 fuww >_> of false hypocrisy; 
x3 Ouws >_> of OwO twue x3 zeaw ÚwÚ and ^-^ deep ÚwÚ integwity. 
Our ;;w;; pwayews ^-^ do out-pway his; then let them ^.^ have 
:33 That UwU mewcy ;;w;; which OwO twue >w< pwayew ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to have. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Good aunt, ^.^ stand :33 up. 
UwU DUCHESS. ^-^ do ^.^ nyot uWu say >w< 'stand ÚwÚ up'; 
Say :3 'pawdon' :33 fiwst, ÚwÚ and >w< aftewwawds >w< 'stand >_< up.' 
An ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe >w< thy ^w^ nyuwse, >w< thy :33 tongue ^-^ to ^-^ teach, 
OwO 'Pawdon' shouwd >w< be OwO the ^.^ fiwst >_> wowd >_> of >w< thy xDD speech. 
I never uWu wong'd ^-^ to hear :3 a >_> wowd ÚwÚ tiww UwU nyow; 
Say 'pawdon,' x3 King; let ^-^ pity teach ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ how. 
The >_> wowd :3 is showt, uWu but ^.^ nyot OwO so ^-^ showt as >w< sweet; 
:3 Nyo >_> wowd >_< wike :3 'pawdon' uWu fow kings' OwO mouths OwO so ÚwÚ meet. 
^.^ YOWK. ^w^ Speak ^.^ it in x3 Fwench, ;;w;; King, uWu say 'pardonne :33 moy.' 
UwU DUCHESS. Dost :3 thou teach pawdon pawdon ^-^ to xDD destwoy? 
xDD Ah, my ^w^ souw xDD husband, my hard-hearted lord, 
:33 That ^w^ sets OwO the >_> wowd itsewf x3 against OwO the word! 
^w^ Speak :3 'pawdon' as 'tis cuwwent in ^-^ ouw >w< wand; 
The :3 chopping xDD Fwench ^-^ we ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD undewstand. 
>_< Thinye eye begins ^-^ to ÚwÚ speak, xDD set >w< thy :33 tongue :3 thewe; 
Ow in >w< thy >w< piteous OwO heawt >_> pwant :3 thou UwU thinye eaw, 
:33 That hearing how ^-^ ouw ^.^ pwaints ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pwayews ^-^ do piewce, 
UwU Pity ^-^ may move ÚwÚ thee :3 'pawdon' ^-^ to >_> weheawse. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Good aunt, ^.^ stand :33 up. 
UwU DUCHESS. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< sue ^-^ to ÚwÚ stand; 
Pawdon :3 is >w< aww OwO the suit I ^.^ have in hand. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. I pawdon ^w^ him, as :3 God uWu shaww pawdon >_> me. 
UwU DUCHESS. :3 O x3 happy :3 vantage >_> of :3 a UwU knyeewing UwU knyee! 
>_> Yet x3 am I uWu sick uWu fow fear. ^w^ Speak ^.^ it again. 
;;w;; Twice ^.^ saying :3 'pawdon' doth ^.^ nyot pawdon OwO twain, 
But makes ^-^ onye pawdon stwong. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. x3 With >w< aww my OwO heawt 
I pawdon >_> him. 
UwU DUCHESS. OwO A god uWu on :3 eawth :3 thou awt. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. But uWu fow ^-^ ouw >_> twusty >_< bwothew-in-waw ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ Abbot, 
x3 With >w< aww OwO the west >_> of UwU that OwO consowted ;;w;; cwew, 
Destruction straight uWu shaww ^.^ dog them at OwO the heels. 
Good uncwe, ^w^ hewp ^-^ to owdew uWu sevewaw >w< powews 
ÚwÚ To Oxford, ^w^ ow whewe'ew ^.^ these ^-^ twaitows >_> awe. 
^.^ They uWu shaww ^.^ nyot live within :3 this UwU wowwd, I sweaw, 
But I uWu wiww ^.^ have ;;w;; them, ^-^ if I UwU once xDD knyow ^w^ whewe. 
:3 Uncwe, faweweww; :3 and, uWu cousin, >w< adieu; 
Your mothew ;;w;; weww ;;w;; hath :3 pway'd, ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwuv you true. 
UwU DUCHESS. ^w^ Come, my ^.^ owd :3 son; I pray :3 God ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee uWu nyew. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE x3 4. 
Windsor >_> Castwe 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW PIERCE >_< OF uWu EXTON ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ sewvant 

^w^ EXTON. >w< Didst :3 thou ^.^ nyot mark OwO the ;;w;; King, what uWu wowds ^.^ he spake? 
'Have I nyo fwiend uWu wiww x3 wid me >_> of :3 this :3 wiving OwO feaw?' 
>_> Was ^.^ it ^.^ nyot so? 
SERVANT. ^.^ These ;;w;; wewe his vewy wowds. 
^w^ EXTON. 'Have I nyo ^-^ fwiend?' OwO quoth ^w^ he. ÚwÚ He ^-^ spake ^.^ it ^w^ twice 
And urg'd ^.^ it ^w^ twice togethew, >_> did ^.^ he not? 
SERVANT. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ did. 
^w^ EXTON. And, ;;w;; speaking it, ^.^ he :33 wishtwy ^.^ wook'd uWu on uWu me, 
UwU As ^-^ who shouwd uWu say OwO 'I would :3 thou ^w^ wewt OwO the man 
:33 That would divorce :3 this terror ^-^ fwom my xDD heawt'; 
uWu Meanying OwO the UwU King at >w< Pomfwet. ^w^ Come, wet's ^.^ go. 
I x3 am OwO the King's OwO fwiend, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww x3 wid his ÚwÚ foe. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE 5. 
:3 Pomfwet Castle. The uWu dungeon >_> of OwO the >_> Castwe 

x3 Entew KING ^.^ WICHAWD 

KING :33 WICHAWD. I ^.^ have >_< been ^-^ studying how I ^-^ may compawe 
:3 This pwison xDD whewe I live x3 unto OwO the x3 wowwd 
And, uWu fow ^.^ because OwO the x3 wowwd :3 is >w< popuwous 
And here :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 a ;;w;; cweatuwe uWu but ÚwÚ mysewf, 
I cannyot ^-^ do it. >_> Yet I'll >_< hammew ^.^ it >_< out. 
UwU My bwain I'll ^w^ pwuv OwO the female ^-^ to my >_> souw, 
UwU My ^w^ souw OwO the uWu fathew; ÚwÚ and ^.^ these two ^.^ beget 
OwO A xDD genyewation >_> of :3 stiww-bweeding ^-^ thoughts, 
And ^.^ these >_> same >_> thoughts ^w^ peopwe :3 this wittwe UwU wowwd, 
UwU In uWu humouws >_< wike OwO the ^w^ peopwe >_> of :3 this UwU wowwd, 
>_< Fow nyo ^w^ thought :3 is ;;w;; contented. The better sort, 
UwU As >_> thoughts >_> of >w< things >_> divinye, awe :3 intewmix'd 
x3 With scwupwes, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do xDD set OwO the >_> wowd itsewf 
uWu Against OwO the ;;w;; wowd, 
UwU As ^.^ thus: ÚwÚ 'Come, wittwe ÚwÚ onyes'; ÚwÚ and then uWu again, 
^.^ 'It :3 is as ^-^ hawd ^-^ to come as uWu fow :3 a >_> camew 
ÚwÚ To thwead OwO the ÚwÚ postewn >_> of :3 a small UwU nyeedwe's ^.^ eye.' 
>_> Thoughts :33 tending ^-^ to ^-^ ambition, uWu they ^-^ do plot 
Unlikely wonders: how ^.^ these vain uWu weak ^.^ nyaiws 
May >w< teaw :3 a ÚwÚ passage OwO thwough OwO the xDD fwinty xDD wibs 
x3 Of :3 this ^-^ hawd UwU wowwd, my ^.^ wagged pwison ^w^ wawws; 
And, uWu fow uWu they :33 cannyot, die in theiw >_> own ^.^ pwide. 
>_> Thoughts :33 tending ^-^ to ^.^ content fwattew themsewves 
:33 That uWu they awe ^.^ nyot OwO the ^.^ fiwst >_> of >_< fowtunye's ;;w;; swaves, 
Nyow uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO the xDD wast; >_< wike ÚwÚ siwwy >_< beggaws 
Who, ^.^ sitting in OwO the :33 stocks, UwU wefuge theiw shame, 
:33 That many ^.^ have ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews >w< must ^-^ sit :3 thewe; 
And in :3 this ^w^ thought uWu they find :3 a >w< kind >_> of ease, 
:33 Beawing theiw >_> own ^-^ misfowtunyes uWu on OwO the xDD back 
x3 Of such as ^.^ have before enduw'd OwO the like. 
ÚwÚ Thus xDD pway I in ^-^ onye person many ;;w;; peopwe, 
And UwU nyonye ;;w;; contented. >_< Sometimes x3 am I king; 
;;w;; Then treasons ^-^ make me ^w^ wish ^-^ mysewf :3 a :33 beggaw, 
And OwO so I ÚwÚ am. ;;w;; Then crushing >_> penyuwy 
^.^ Pewsuades me I ÚwÚ was better when :3 a king; 
;;w;; Then x3 am I >_> king'd ÚwÚ again; ÚwÚ and uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by 
:33 Think UwU that I x3 am ÚwÚ unking'd uWu by Bolingbroke, 
And straight x3 am nothing. But >_> whate'ew I ^.^ be, 
Nyow OwO I, :3 nyow ^-^ any man UwU that uWu but man ;;w;; is, 
x3 With nyothing uWu shaww >w< be pleas'd ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he >w< be >_> eas'd 
x3 With being nothing. UwU [The music uWu pways] 
:3 Music ^-^ do I uWu heaw? 
Ha, ^-^ ha! ^-^ keep xDD time. OwO How ^w^ souw ^w^ sweet music :3 is 
When UwU time :3 is x3 bwoke ÚwÚ and nyo x3 pwopowtion >_< kept! 
^w^ So :3 is ^.^ it in OwO the music >_> of xDD men's >w< wives. 
And here ^.^ have I OwO the ^.^ daintinyess >_> of ear 
ÚwÚ To >_< check UwU time x3 bwoke in :3 a xDD disowdew'd >_< stwing; 
But, uWu fow OwO the xDD concowd >_> of my OwO state ÚwÚ and UwU time, 
Had ^.^ nyot OwO an ear ^-^ to hear my OwO twue UwU time x3 bwoke. 
I ^.^ wasted UwU time, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow doth UwU time ^.^ waste me; 
>_< Fow :3 nyow ;;w;; hath UwU time :3 made me his OwO nyumb'wing clock: 
UwU My >_> thoughts awe UwU minyutes; ÚwÚ and with sighs uWu they OwO jaw 
Their xDD watches uWu on x3 unto >_< minye >_> eyes, OwO the >_> outwawd xDD watch, 
xDD Wheweto my fingew, >_< wike :3 a diaw's ^w^ point, 
^-^ Is ^w^ pointing stiww, in :33 cweansing them ^-^ fwom uWu teaws. 
Nyow ;;w;; siw, OwO the :33 sound UwU that uWu tewws what hour ^.^ it :3 is 
uWu Awe >_< cwamowous groans ;;w;; which strike x3 upon my xDD heawt, 
^w^ Which :3 is OwO the xDD beww. ^w^ So ;;w;; sighs, ÚwÚ and >_< teaws, ÚwÚ and :3 gwoans, 
Show ;;w;; minyutes, times, ÚwÚ and :3 houws; uWu but my UwU time 
Wuns ;;w;; posting uWu on in ;;w;; Bowingbwoke's >_> pwoud joy, 
OwO Whiwe I ^.^ stand OwO foowing ;;w;; hewe, his x3 Jack >_> of OwO the uWu cwock. 
:3 This music ^.^ mads >_> me. >_> Wet ^.^ it :33 sound nyo ^-^ mowe; 
>_< Fow >w< though ^.^ it ^.^ have howp xDD madmen ^-^ to theiw wits, 
UwU In me ^.^ it uWu seems ^.^ it uWu wiww ^-^ make xDD wise x3 men ^w^ mad. 
>_> Yet xDD bwessing uWu on his OwO heawt UwU that gives ^.^ it UwU me! 
>_< Fow 'tis :3 a >w< sign >_> of :33 wuv; ÚwÚ and love ^-^ to Richard 
^-^ Is :3 a ÚwÚ stwange bwooch in :3 this all-hating world. 

x3 Entew :3 a GROOM >_> of OwO the :3 stabwe 

GWOOM. Hail, :33 woyaw Prince! 
KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Thanks, x3 nyobwe ^w^ peew! 
The x3 cheapest >_> of OwO us :3 is >w< ten gwoats xDD too ;;w;; deaw. 
What art thou? ÚwÚ and how uWu comest :3 thou hithew, 
:3 Whewe nyo man never comes uWu but UwU that >_> sad ^.^ dog 
:33 That brings me >_< food ^-^ to ^-^ make ^-^ misfowtunye live? 
GWOOM. I ÚwÚ was :3 a UwU poow groom >_> of >w< thy OwO stabwe, ;;w;; King, 
When :3 thou ^w^ wewt king; :3 who, twavewwing towards Yowk, 
x3 With >w< much >_< ado at wength ^.^ have ÚwÚ gotten xDD weave 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wook x3 upon my ^.^ sometimes :33 woyaw >_< mastew's face. 
:33 O, how ^.^ it ewn'd my xDD heawt, when I behewd, 
UwU In UwU Wondon stweets, UwU that ;;w;; cowonyation-day, 
When :3 Bowingbwoke rode uWu on woan xDD Bawbawy- 
:33 That horse UwU that :3 thou OwO so >_< often x3 hast UwU bestwid, 
:33 That horse UwU that I OwO so cawefuwwy ^.^ have UwU dwess'd! 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Rode ^.^ he uWu on Barbary? >_> Teww uWu me, gentwe OwO fwiend, 
OwO How went ^.^ he uWu undew OwO him? 
GWOOM. ^w^ So >w< pwoudwy as ^-^ if ^.^ he OwO disdain'd OwO the ground. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. ^w^ So >_> pwoud UwU that :3 Bowingbwoke ÚwÚ was uWu on his >_> back! 
:33 That jade ;;w;; hath xDD eat xDD bwead ^-^ fwom my :33 woyaw >w< hand; 
:3 This hand ;;w;; hath :3 made him >_> pwoud with >_> cwapping >_> him. 
Wouwd ^.^ he ^.^ nyot ^w^ stumbwe? would ^.^ he ^.^ nyot ^-^ faww down, 
x3 Since uWu pwide >w< must ^.^ have :3 a fall, ÚwÚ and >_< bweak OwO the neck 
x3 Of UwU that >_> pwoud man UwU that >_> did usurp his back? 
Fowgivenyess, OwO howse! UwU Why ^-^ do I ;;w;; waiw uWu on ^.^ thee, 
x3 Since thou, created ^-^ to >w< be >_> aw'd uWu by man, 
^w^ Wast :3 bown ^-^ to bear? I ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot :3 made :3 a x3 howse; 
And ÚwÚ yet I bear :3 a >_> buwden >_< wike OwO an ass, 
;;w;; Spuww'd, gall'd, ÚwÚ and tir'd, uWu by jauncing :3 Bowingbwoke. 

x3 Entew UwU KEEPEW with meat 

^.^ KEEPEW. Fewwow, ^w^ give >w< pwace; here :3 is nyo ÚwÚ wongew >_> stay. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. >w< If :3 thou love uWu me, 'tis UwU time :3 thou ^w^ wewt >_> away. 
GWOOM. my :33 tongue dawes ;;w;; nyot, UwU that my OwO heawt uWu shaww >w< say. 
Exit 
^.^ KEEPEW. UwU My lord, wiww't >w< pwease you ^-^ to ^-^ faww UwU to? 
KING :33 WICHAWD. OwO Taste >_> of ^.^ it ^.^ fiwst as :3 thou art UwU wont ^-^ to do. 
^.^ KEEPEW. UwU My lord, I dare not. Sir Pierce >_> of xDD Exton, 
OwO Who lately came ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ commands OwO the contrary. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. The ^w^ deviw UwU take ^-^ Henwy >_> of :3 Wancastew ÚwÚ and thee! 
uWu Patience :3 is stale, ÚwÚ and I x3 am x3 weawy >_> of it. 
[Beats OwO the KEEPER] 
^.^ KEEPEW. :3 Hewp, help, :33 hewp! 
The muwdewews, uWu EXTON ÚwÚ and servants, x3 wush ÚwÚ in, UwU awmed 
KING :33 WICHAWD. OwO How nyow! What :3 means death in :3 this wude assault? 
^-^ Viwwain, >w< thy >_> own hand >w< yiewds >w< thy >_> death's instwument. 
^-^ [Snyatching :3 a x3 weapon ÚwÚ and :33 kiwwing ^.^ onye] 
uWu Go :3 thou ÚwÚ and fiww another :3 woom in ÚwÚ heww. 
:3 [He kiwws another, then uWu EXTON strikes him >w< down] 
:33 That hand uWu shaww >_< buwn in never-quenching x3 fiwe 
:33 That :33 staggews ;;w;; thus my ^.^ pewson. xDD Exton, >w< thy fiewce hand 
;;w;; Hath with OwO the King's UwU bwood :33 stain'd OwO the King's >_> own land. 
>_> Mount, >_< mount, my UwU souw! >w< thy x3 seat :3 is OwO up uWu on >_> high; 
>w< Whiwst my :3 gwoss ^.^ fwesh sinks uWu downwawd, here ^-^ to ^-^ die. 
;;w;; [Dies] 
^w^ EXTON. UwU As :33 fuww >_> of valour as >_> of :33 woyaw bwood. 
Both ^.^ have I ^-^ spiww'd. :33 O, would OwO the deed ;;w;; wewe uWu good! 
>_< Fow :3 nyow OwO the x3 deviw, UwU that told me I >_> did well, 
^.^ Says UwU that :3 this deed :3 is UwU chwonyicwed in ÚwÚ heww. 
:3 This UwU dead UwU King ^-^ to OwO the :3 wiving UwU King I'll OwO beaw. 
;;w;; Take x3 hence OwO the rest, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give them burial here. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE :33 6. 
Windsor >_> Castwe 

:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew ^-^ BOWINGBWOKE, OwO the DUKE >_< OF UwU YOWK, x3 With uWu othew LORDS 
ÚwÚ and attendants 

:3 BOWINGBWOKE. UwU Kind uncwe Yowk, OwO the :3 watest UwU nyews ^-^ we hear 
^-^ Is UwU that OwO the rebels ^.^ have UwU consum'd with x3 fiwe 
Our ^-^ town >_> of UwU Cicetew in Gwoucestewshiwe; 
But whethew uWu they >w< be ta'en ^w^ ow OwO swain ^-^ we hear not. 

x3 Entew :33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND 

Wewcome, my :33 wowd. What :3 is OwO the x3 nyews? 
:33 NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. First, ^-^ to >w< thy xDD sacwed OwO state ^w^ wish I >w< aww >w< happinyess. 
The next UwU nyews ;;w;; is, I ^.^ have ^-^ to UwU Wondon x3 sent 
The :3 heads >_> of >w< Sawisbuwy, Spencew, x3 Bwunt, ÚwÚ and x3 Kent. 
The manner >_> of theiw ^-^ taking ^-^ may :3 appeaw 
^.^ At uWu wawge discoursed in :3 this paper here. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. We :3 thank ^.^ thee, gentwe :3 Pewcy, uWu fow >w< thy :33 pains; 
And ^-^ to >w< thy wowth uWu wiww ÚwÚ add ^.^ wight >w< wowthy ^w^ gains. 

x3 Entew UwU FITZWATEW 

^.^ FITZWATEW. UwU My lord, I ^.^ have ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ Oxfowd x3 sent ^-^ to UwU Wondon 
The :3 heads >_> of Bwocas ÚwÚ and Sir Bennet :33 Seewy; 
>w< Two >_> of OwO the dangewous OwO consowted ^-^ twaitows 
:33 That ÚwÚ sought at ÚwÚ Oxfowd >w< thy x3 diwe uvwthwow. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. x3 Thy ÚwÚ pains, xDD Fitzwatew, uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be forgot; 
Wight x3 nyobwe :3 is >w< thy merit, ;;w;; weww I :3 wot. 

x3 Entew >_< PEWCY, x3 With OwO the :3 BISHOP >_< OF CARLISLE 

>_> PEWCY. The gwand x3 conspiwatow, ^w^ Abbot >_> of Westminstew, 
x3 With UwU cwog >_> of ;;w;; conscience ÚwÚ and ^w^ souw mewanchowy, 
;;w;; Hath >w< yiewded OwO up his ÚwÚ body ^-^ to OwO the grave; 
But here :3 is >_> Cawwiswe living, ^-^ to >_> abide 
x3 Thy >w< kingwy doom, ÚwÚ and >_< sentence >_> of his ^.^ pwide. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^.^ Cawwiswe, :3 this :3 is >_> youw UwU doom: 
;;w;; Choose >_< out >w< some >w< secwet place, >w< some OwO wevewend UwU woom, 
Mowe than :3 thou hast, ÚwÚ and with ^.^ it ^.^ joy >w< thy life; 
^w^ So as :3 thou x3 wiv'st in :3 peace, die free ^-^ fwom ^w^ stwife; 
>_< Fow >w< though >_< minye enemy :3 thou x3 hast >w< evew :3 been, 
High >_> spawks >_> of uWu honyouw in ÚwÚ thee ^.^ have I xDD seen. 

x3 Entew EXTON, with UwU attendants, hearing :3 a ^-^ coffin 

^w^ EXTON. Great ;;w;; King, within :3 this ^-^ coffin I ÚwÚ pwesent 
x3 Thy buwied fear. ÚwÚ Hewein >w< aww :33 bweathwess :3 wies 
The ;;w;; mightiest >_> of >w< thy :3 gweatest ;;w;; enyemies, 
Richard >_> of ^-^ Bowdeaux, uWu by me UwU hithew :3 bwought. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. xDD Exton, I :3 thank ÚwÚ thee not; uWu fow :3 thou x3 hast wrought 
OwO A deed >_> of :3 swandew with >w< thy :33 fataw hand 
:3 Upon my head ÚwÚ and >w< aww :3 this :3 famous land. 
^w^ EXTON. From >_> youw >_> own uWu mouth, my lord, >_> did I :3 this :3 deed. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^.^ They love ^.^ nyot :3 poison UwU that ^-^ do :3 poison ^w^ nyeed, 
Nyow ^-^ do I thee. ^-^ Though I >_> did ^w^ wish him OwO dead, 
I UwU hate OwO the >w< muwdewew, love him >_< muwdewed. 
The UwU guiwt >_> of ;;w;; conscience UwU take :3 thou uWu fow >w< thy >w< wabouw, 
But neither my good >_> wowd :3 nyow >_< pwincewy ^w^ favouw; 
x3 With UwU Cain >w< go ÚwÚ wandew thowough >w< shades >_> of night, 
And never show >w< thy head uWu by :3 day :3 nyow >_> wight. 
>w< Wowds, I uWu pwotest my ^w^ souw :3 is :33 fuww >_> of >_> woe 
:33 That UwU bwood shouwd OwO spwinkwe me ^-^ to ^-^ make me ^.^ gwow. 
^w^ Come, mourn with me uWu fow what I ^-^ do wament, 
And >w< put uWu on sullen bwack >_> incontinyent. 
I'll ^-^ make :3 a UwU voyage ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; Howy x3 Wand, 
ÚwÚ To wash :3 this UwU bwood x3 off ^-^ fwom my OwO guiwty hand. 
ÚwÚ Mawch :3 sadwy OwO aftew; OwO gwace my >_< mouwnyings here 
UwU In weeping aftew :3 this ;;w;; untimewy biew. >_< Exeunt 

OwO THE ^.^ END 



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UwU 1593 

KING ^.^ WICHAWD x3 III 

uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe 


Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae 

EDWAWD OwO THE >_< FOUWTH 

^w^ Sons ^-^ to OwO the UwU King 
^-^ EDWAWD, PRINCE >_< OF :33 WAWES >w< aftewwawds KING EDWAWD ^-^ V 
:3 WICHAWD, DUKE >_< OF UwU YOWK, 

Brothers ^-^ to OwO the UwU King 
:33 GEOWGE, DUKE >_< OF CWAWENCE, 
:3 WICHAWD, DUKE >_< OF GWOUCESTEW, >w< aftewwawds KING ^.^ WICHAWD x3 III 

OwO A OwO YOUNG ;;w;; SON >_< OF CLARENCE (Edwawd, Eaww >_> of Warwick) 
HENWY, ^.^ EAWW >_< OF RICHMOND, >w< aftewwawds KING :33 HENWY >_> VII 
ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW BOURCHIER, ARCHBISHOP >_< OF CANTEWBUWY 
OwO THOMAS x3 WOTHEWHAM, ARCHBISHOP >_< OF YORK 
>w< JOHN ^.^ MOWTON, :3 BISHOP >_< OF UwU EWY 
DUKE >_< OF >_> BUCKINGHAM 
DUKE >_< OF >_< NyOWFOWK 
^.^ EAWW >_< OF SURREY, his :3 son 
^.^ EAWW x3 WIVEWS, bwothew ^-^ to UwU King x3 Edwawd's Queen 
^w^ MAWQUIS >_< OF xDD DOWSET ÚwÚ and LORD >w< GWEY, xDD hew >_< sons 
^.^ EAWW >_< OF :3 OXFOWD 
LORD >_> HASTINGS 
LORD uWu WOVEW 
LORD >_> STANWEY, called ÚwÚ awso ^.^ EAWW >_< OF DEWBY 
ÚwÚ SIW OwO THOMAS xDD VAUGHAN 
ÚwÚ SIW ^.^ WICHAWD >_< WATCWIFF 
ÚwÚ SIW WIWWIAM >w< CATESBY 
ÚwÚ SIW JAMES TYWWEW 
ÚwÚ SIW JAMES x3 BWOUNT 
ÚwÚ SIW :3 WAWTEW OwO HEWBEWT 
ÚwÚ SIW WIWWIAM uWu BWANDON 
ÚwÚ SIW ^w^ WOBEWT ;;w;; BWAKENBUWY, :3 Wieutenyant >_> of OwO the >w< Towew 
ÚwÚ CHWISTOPHEW URSWICK, :3 a pwiest 
LORD :33 MAYOW >_< OF ^-^ WONDON 
SHEWIFF >_< OF xDD WIWTSHIWE 
^w^ HASTINGS, :3 a :3 puwsuivant 
TWESSEW ÚwÚ and BERKELEY, gentlemen :33 attending uWu on OwO Wady >_> Annye 
ÚwÚ EWIZABETH, Queen ^-^ to UwU King >_< Edwawd >_< IV 
>w< MAWGAWET, widow >_> of UwU King ^-^ Henwy x3 VI 
x3 DUCHESS >_< OF UwU YOWK, mothew ^-^ to UwU King >_< Edwawd >_< IV 
LADY ^w^ ANNyE, widow >_> of Edwawd, Prince >_> of xDD Wawes, :3 son ^-^ to UwU King 
^-^ Henwy >_< VI; >w< aftewwawds married ^-^ to OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ÚwÚ Gwoucestew 
OwO A OwO YOUNG DAUGHTER >_< OF CLARENCE :33 (Mawgawet Pwantagenyet, 
^w^ Countess >_> of ;;w;; Sawisbuwy) 
:33 Ghosts, >_> of UwU Wichawd's ^w^ victims 
>w< Wowds, Gentwemen, ÚwÚ and Attendants; UwU Pwiest, :33 Scwivenyew, >_< Page, >_< Bishops, 
Awdewmen, ^.^ Citizens, ;;w;; Sowdiews, ^-^ Messengews, :33 Muwdewews, x3 Keepew 




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SCENyE: ^.^ Engwand 

UwU King Richard OwO the ^-^ Thiwd 



^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. 

Wondon. OwO A uWu stweet 

x3 Entew :3 WICHAWD, DUKE >_< OF GWOUCESTEW, uWu sowus 

OwO GWOUCESTEW. Nyow :3 is OwO the winter >_> of ^-^ ouw discontent 
^w^ Made ^w^ gwowious uWu summew uWu by :3 this >_< sun >_> of Yowk; 
And >w< aww OwO the clouds UwU that ÚwÚ wouw'd x3 upon ^-^ ouw house 
UwU In OwO the ^-^ deep uWu bosom >_> of OwO the :33 ocean buwied. 
Nyow awe ^-^ ouw uWu bwows bound with victorious wweaths; 
Our uWu bwuised ÚwÚ awms :3 hung OwO up uWu fow ^.^ monyuments; 
Our >w< stewn >_> awawums >_< chang'd ^-^ to >_> mewwy meetings, 
Our dreadful marches ^-^ to >_> dewightfuw ;;w;; measuwes. 
Grim-visag'd OwO waw ;;w;; hath smooth'd his ^-^ wwinkwed OwO fwont, 
And nyow, :33 instead >_> of ÚwÚ mounting barbed steeds 
ÚwÚ To OwO fwight OwO the souws >_> of xDD feawfuw ^w^ advewsawies, 
ÚwÚ He capews nimbly in :3 a lady's ;;w;; chambew 
ÚwÚ To OwO the >w< wascivious >w< pweasing >_> of :3 a wute. 
But OwO I-that x3 am ^.^ nyot shap'd uWu fow uWu spowtive ;;w;; twicks, 
Nyow :3 made ^-^ to couwt OwO an amorous looking-glass- 
OwO I-that x3 am ^w^ wudewy >_< stamp'd, ÚwÚ and UwU want ^-^ wuv's majesty 
ÚwÚ To >w< stwut before :3 a >_< wanton >_> ambwing nymph- 
OwO I-that x3 am UwU cuwtaiw'd >_> of :3 this fair >_> pwopowtion, 
^w^ Cheated >_> of >_> featuwe uWu by >_> dissembwing UwU nyatuwe, 
Defowm'd, uWu unfinyish'd, x3 sent before my UwU time 
x3 Into :3 this breathing x3 wowwd scarce half :3 made uWu up, 
And UwU that OwO so :3 wamewy ÚwÚ and unfashionable 
:33 That ;;w;; dogs bark at me as I :33 hawt uWu by ^w^ them- 
ÚwÚ Why, OwO I, in :3 this uWu weak >_> piping UwU time >_> of :3 peace, 
>_< Have nyo dewight ^-^ to xDD pass away OwO the UwU time, 
>_< Unwess ^-^ to UwU spy my ;;w;; shadow in OwO the >_< sun 
And :33 descant uWu on >_< minye >_> own defowmity. 
And ^.^ thewefowe, >_< since I cannyot ^w^ pwuv :3 a >_> wuvw 
ÚwÚ To UwU entewtain ^.^ these fair well-spoken OwO days, 
I x3 am determined ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv :3 a villain 
And UwU hate OwO the :33 idwe ÚwÚ pweasuwes >_> of ^.^ these ^.^ days. 
Plots ^.^ have I waid, ;;w;; inductions xDD dangewous, 
By drunken >w< pwophecies, wibews, ÚwÚ and dreams, 
ÚwÚ To xDD set my bwothew uWu Cwawence ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU King 
UwU In >_> deadwy UwU hate OwO the ^-^ onye x3 against OwO the other; 
And ^-^ if UwU King >_< Edwawd >w< be as OwO twue ÚwÚ and ^.^ just 
UwU As I x3 am subtle, fawse, ÚwÚ and ^-^ tweachewous, 
:3 This :3 day shouwd uWu Cwawence cwosewy >w< be OwO mew'd up- 
About :3 a prophecy ;;w;; which :33 says UwU that :33 G 
x3 Of x3 Edwawd's ;;w;; heiws OwO the murderer uWu shaww UwU be. 
ÚwÚ Dive, ^-^ thoughts, ;;w;; down ^-^ to my ÚwÚ souw. ;;w;; Hewe uWu Cwawence comes. 

x3 Entew CWAWENCE, UwU guawded, ÚwÚ and ^w^ BWAKENBUWY 

xDD Bwothew, good day. What :3 means :3 this UwU awmed guawd 
:33 That >_< waits x3 upon >_> youw :33 Gwace? 
CWAWENCE. His uWu Majesty, 
Tend'wing my person's >w< safety, ;;w;; hath appointed 
:3 This OwO conduct ^-^ to convey me ^-^ to th' :33 Towew. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. :3 Upon what cause? 
CWAWENCE. xDD Because my name :3 is :3 Geowge. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Awack, my lord, UwU that fauwt :3 is UwU nyonye >_> of UwU youws: 
ÚwÚ He x3 shouwd, uWu fow UwU that, commit >_> youw :3 godfathews. 
:33 O, belike his uWu Majesty ;;w;; hath >w< some ^.^ intent 
:33 That you shouwd >w< be new-christ'ned in OwO the :33 Towew. 
But ^w^ what's OwO the matter, >w< Cwawence? May I uWu knyow? 
CWAWENCE. xDD Yea, ÚwÚ Wichawd, when I know; uWu fow I uWu pwotest 
UwU As ÚwÚ yet I ^-^ do not; ;;w;; but, as I can learn, 
ÚwÚ He OwO heawkens aftew uWu pwophecies ÚwÚ and dreams, 
And ^-^ fwom OwO the cross-row plucks OwO the letter :33 G, 
And :33 says :3 a x3 wizawd told him UwU that uWu by :33 G 
His xDD issue disinhewited shouwd ^w^ be; 
And, uWu fow my name >_> of xDD Geowge begins with :33 G, 
^w^ It UwU fowwows in his ^w^ thought UwU that I x3 am ^w^ he. 
^w^ These, as I learn, ÚwÚ and such >_< wike xDD toys as ^.^ these 
;;w;; Hath ;;w;; mov'd his Highness ^-^ to commit me OwO nyow. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this ^.^ it :3 is when x3 men awe :33 wuw'd uWu by ^-^ women: 
^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO the UwU King UwU that >_> sends you ^-^ to OwO the Towew; 
UwU My OwO Wady xDD Gwey his xDD wife, Clarence, 'tis ^.^ she 
:33 That :33 tempews him ^-^ to :3 this extwemity. 
>_> Was ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ^.^ she ÚwÚ and UwU that good man >_> of wowship, 
Antony ^w^ Woodviwwe, xDD hew bwothew there, 
:33 That :3 made him ^-^ send Wowd ^-^ Hastings ^-^ to OwO the :33 Towew, 
From :3 whence :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent :3 day ^.^ he :3 is xDD dewivewed? 
We awe ^.^ nyot xDD safe, Clarence; ^-^ we awe ^.^ nyot ^-^ safe. 
CWAWENCE. By UwU heaven, I ÚwÚ think there :3 is nyo man :3 is secure 
But OwO the Queen's ^.^ kindwed, ÚwÚ and xDD nyight-wawking heralds 
:33 That twudge ;;w;; betwixt OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and ^w^ Mistwess Showe. 
Heard you ^.^ nyot what OwO an humbwe >_> suppwiant 
Wowd ^-^ Hastings OwO was, uWu fow xDD hew x3 dewivewy? 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Humbwy compwainying ^-^ to xDD hew >w< deity 
^-^ Got my Wowd >_< Chambewwain his :33 wibewty. 
I'll tell you what-I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ ouw >_< way, 
>w< If ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ keep in :3 favouw with OwO the ;;w;; King, 
ÚwÚ To >w< be xDD hew x3 men ÚwÚ and wear xDD hew uWu wivewy: 
The x3 jeawous ÚwÚ o'ew-wown OwO widow, ÚwÚ and herself, 
x3 Since UwU that ^-^ ouw bwothew dubb'd them ^-^ gentwewomen, 
uWu Awe :3 mighty UwU gossips in ^-^ ouw OwO monyawchy. 
BWAKENBUWY. I uWu beseech >_> youw Gwaces uWu both ^-^ to pawdon :3 me: 
His uWu Majesty ;;w;; hath >_< stwaitwy >w< given in chawge 
:33 That nyo man uWu shaww ^.^ have pwivate conference, 
x3 Of what degree UwU soevew, with >_> youw brother. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_< Even >w< so; ^w^ an't >w< pwease >_> youw wowship, Brakenbury, 
You ^-^ may partake >_> of ^-^ any xDD thing ^-^ we xDD say: 
We speak nyo tweason, >w< man; ^-^ we uWu say OwO the UwU King 
^-^ Is xDD wise ÚwÚ and viwtuous, ÚwÚ and his x3 nyobwe queen 
^.^ Weww struck in yeaws, :33 faiw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^.^ jeawous; 
We uWu say UwU that xDD Showe's UwU wife ;;w;; hath :3 a pwetty ^.^ foot, 
OwO A ^-^ chewwy lip, :3 a OwO bonny eye, :3 a >_< passing >w< pweasing UwU tongue; 
And UwU that OwO the Queen's UwU kindwed awe :3 made gentwefowks. 
OwO How uWu say you, sir? ^w^ Can you deny >w< aww uWu this? 
BWAKENBUWY. x3 With this, my lord, ^-^ mysewf ^.^ have ^-^ nyaught ^-^ to do. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Naught ^-^ to ^-^ do with ^w^ Mistwess >_< Showe! I tell ^.^ thee, 
fewwow, 
ÚwÚ He UwU that doth ^-^ nyaught with UwU hew, xDD excepting one, 
Were :33 best ^-^ to ^-^ do ^.^ it secwetwy awonye. 
BWAKENBUWY. What one, my UwU wowd? 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Her xDD husband, knave! Wouldst :3 thou :33 betway x3 me? 
BWAKENBUWY. I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ to pawdon uWu me, ÚwÚ and 
withaw 
UwU Fowbeaw >_> youw >w< confewence with OwO the x3 nyobwe >_> Duke. 
CWAWENCE. We xDD knyow >w< thy chawge, Brakenbury, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww 
;;w;; obey. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. We awe OwO the Queen's :33 abjects ÚwÚ and >w< must ;;w;; obey. 
xDD Bwothew, faweweww; I uWu wiww x3 unto OwO the x3 King; 
And x3 whatsoe'ew you uWu wiww x3 empwoy me ^w^ in- 
Were ^.^ it ^-^ to caww UwU King x3 Edwawd's widow :33 sistew- 
I uWu wiww OwO pewfowm ^.^ it ^-^ to enfwanchise you. 
^w^ Meantime, :3 this ^-^ deep >w< disgwace in bwothewhood 
:3 Touches me uWu deepew than you can ;;w;; imaginye. 
CWAWENCE. I xDD knyow ^.^ it ^w^ pweaseth neither >_> of OwO us :33 weww. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Weww, >_> youw impwisonment uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD wong; 
I uWu wiww x3 dewivew ^w^ ow ewse lie uWu fow you. 
^w^ Meantime, ^.^ have uWu patience. 
CWAWENCE. I >w< must UwU pewfowce. >w< Faweweww. 
>_< Exeunt CWAWENCE, ;;w;; BWAKENBUWY, ÚwÚ and guawd 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. uWu Go ÚwÚ twead OwO the UwU path UwU that :3 thou ^-^ shawt :33 nye'ew ^w^ wetuwn. 
Simple, ;;w;; pwain Clarence, I ^-^ do love ÚwÚ thee OwO so 
:33 That I uWu wiww :33 showtwy ^-^ send >w< thy ^w^ souw ^-^ to UwU heaven, 
>w< If >w< heaven uWu wiww UwU take OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent at ^-^ ouw hands. 
But ^-^ who comes hewe? The new-delivered Hastings? 

x3 Entew LORD >_> HASTINGS 

HASTINGS. Good UwU time >_> of :3 day x3 unto my >_< gwacious wowd! 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU As >w< much x3 unto my good Wowd ;;w;; Chambewwain! 
^.^ Weww awe you ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to OwO the open air. 
OwO How ;;w;; hath >_> youw ^.^ wowdship bwook'd ^.^ impwisonment? 
HASTINGS. x3 With >_> patience, x3 nyobwe lord, as prisoners must; 
But I uWu shaww live, my lord, ^-^ to ^w^ give them ^w^ thanks 
:33 That ;;w;; wewe OwO the cause >_> of my xDD impwisonment. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. :3 Nyo UwU doubt, nyo ^w^ doubt; ÚwÚ and OwO so uWu shaww uWu Cwawence :33 too; 
>_< Fow uWu they UwU that ;;w;; wewe >_> youw >_> enyemies awe his, 
And ^.^ have ;;w;; pwevaiw'd as >w< much uWu on him as you. 
HASTINGS. Mowe ^-^ pity UwU that OwO the x3 eagwes shouwd >w< be OwO mew'd 
ÚwÚ Whiwes kites ÚwÚ and :3 buzzawds uWu pwey at :33 wibewty. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. What UwU nyews OwO abwoad? 
HASTINGS. :3 Nyo UwU nyews OwO so OwO bad ÚwÚ abwoad as :3 this at UwU home: 
The UwU King :3 is xDD sickwy, ;;w;; weak, ÚwÚ and mewanchowy, 
And his :3 physicians ;;w;; feaw him ;;w;; mightiwy. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Nyow, uWu by x3 Saint :33 John, UwU that UwU nyews :3 is OwO bad :3 indeed. 
:33 O, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^-^ kept OwO an evil ;;w;; diet wong 
And overmuch UwU consum'd his :33 woyaw pewson! 
^.^ 'Tis vewy grievous ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ thought upon. 
:3 Whewe :3 is x3 he? UwU In his >_> bed? 
HASTINGS. ÚwÚ He is. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. uWu Go you OwO befowe, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww follow you. 
Exit >_> HASTINGS 
ÚwÚ He cannyot live, I hope, ÚwÚ and >w< must ^.^ nyot die 
;;w;; Tiww xDD Geowge >w< be >_< pack'd with posthorse OwO up ^-^ to >_< heaven. 
I'll in ^-^ to :3 uwge his xDD hatwed ^-^ mowe ^-^ to uWu Cwawence 
x3 With :3 wies ;;w;; weww steel'd with ^-^ weighty awguments; 
And, ^-^ if I x3 faiw ^.^ nyot in my ^-^ deep >_> intent, 
uWu Cwawence ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot another :3 day ^-^ to :3 wive; 
^w^ Which >_< donye, :3 God UwU take UwU King >_< Edwawd ^-^ to his >w< mewcy, 
And xDD weave OwO the x3 wowwd uWu fow me ^-^ to OwO bustwe in! 
>_< Fow then I'll ÚwÚ mawwy xDD Wawwick's ^w^ youngest daughter. 
What >w< though I xDD kiww'd xDD hew xDD husband ÚwÚ and xDD hew fathew? 
The OwO weadiest uWu way ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the wench amends 
^-^ Is ^-^ to ÚwÚ become xDD hew xDD husband ÚwÚ and xDD hew uWu fathew; 
The ;;w;; which uWu wiww I-nyot >w< aww OwO so >w< much uWu fow love 
UwU As uWu fow another >w< secwet :33 cwose ^.^ intent 
By uWu mawwying xDD hew ;;w;; which I >w< must weach >_> unto. 
But ÚwÚ yet I run before my horse ^-^ to mawket. 
uWu Cwawence still >_< bweathes; >_< Edwawd still ;;w;; wives ÚwÚ and weigns; 
When uWu they awe gone, then >w< must I ;;w;; count my ^w^ gains. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. 

Wondon. >_> Anyothew uWu stweet 

x3 Entew corpse >_> of KING :33 HENWY OwO THE OwO SIXTH, with xDD hawbewds ^-^ to guawd xDD it; 
LADY ANNyE being OwO the mouwnyew, attended uWu by TWESSEW ÚwÚ and >_> BEWKEWEY 

x3 ANNyE. ÚwÚ Set down, xDD set ;;w;; down >_> youw honyouwabwe x3 woad- 
>w< If uWu honyouw ^-^ may >w< be shwouded in :3 a x3 heawse; 
>w< Whiwst I :3 awhiwe :3 obsequiouswy >_> wament 
^-^ Th' ;;w;; untimewy ^-^ faww >_> of ÚwÚ viwtuous UwU Wancastew. 
OwO Poow key-cowd figuwe >_> of :3 a holy king! 
Pale ashes >_> of OwO the house >_> of xDD Wancastew! 
Thou ^w^ bwoodwess ^-^ wemnyant >_> of UwU that :33 woyaw blood! 
Be ^.^ it lawful UwU that I invocate >w< thy ghost 
ÚwÚ To hear OwO the lamentations >_> of UwU poow UwU Annye, 
:33 Wife ^-^ to >w< thy Edwawd, ^-^ to >w< thy >_> swaughtewed UwU son, 
>_< Stabb'd uWu by OwO the ;;w;; sewf-same hand UwU that :3 made ^.^ these :33 wounds. 
:33 Wo, in ^.^ these uWu windows UwU that let :3 fowth >w< thy life 
I pouw OwO the helpless balm >_> of my UwU poow OwO eyes. 
:33 O, x3 cuwsed >w< be OwO the hand UwU that :3 made ^.^ these holes! 
uWu Cuwsed OwO the OwO heawt UwU that xDD had OwO the OwO heawt ^-^ to ^-^ do ^.^ it! 
uWu Cuwsed OwO the UwU bwood UwU that let :3 this UwU bwood ^-^ fwom OwO hence! 
Mowe >_< diwefuw :3 hap betide UwU that hated ÚwÚ wwetch 
:33 That makes OwO us wwetched uWu by OwO the death >_> of ÚwÚ thee 
>w< Than I can ^w^ wish ^-^ to OwO addews, :33 spidews, >_< toads, 
Ow ^-^ any ÚwÚ cweeping venom'd xDD thing UwU that wives! 
>w< If >w< evew ^.^ he ^.^ have OwO chiwd, abortive >w< be it, 
Prodigious, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; untimewy ^w^ bwought ^-^ to >_< wight, 
uWu Whose >w< ugwy ÚwÚ and uWu unnyatuwaw aspect 
May OwO fwight OwO the ^w^ hopefuw mothew at OwO the OwO view, 
And UwU that >w< be ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to his >w< unhappinyess! 
>w< If >w< evew ^.^ he ^.^ have xDD wife, let xDD hew >w< be :3 made 
Mowe xDD misewabwe uWu by OwO the death >_> of him 
>w< Than I x3 am :3 made uWu by my x3 young lord ÚwÚ and thee! 
^w^ Come, :3 nyow towards UwU Chewtsey with >_> youw holy woad, 
>_< Taken ^-^ fwom Paul's ^-^ to >w< be interred :3 thewe; 
And still as you awe x3 weawy >_> of :3 this OwO weight 
ÚwÚ West you, whiwes I >_> wament UwU King Henry's :33 cowse. 
UwU [The OwO beawews UwU take OwO up OwO the >_< coffin] 

x3 Entew ^w^ GWOUCESTEW 

OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< Stay, you UwU that bear OwO the cowse, ÚwÚ and xDD set ^.^ it down. 
x3 ANNyE. What bwack magician conjuwes OwO up :3 this x3 fiend 
ÚwÚ To xDD stop OwO devoted chawitabwe x3 deeds? 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Viwwains, xDD set ;;w;; down OwO the >_> cowse; ;;w;; ow, uWu by x3 Saint Pauw, 
I'll ^-^ make :3 a cowse >_> of him UwU that disobeys! 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. UwU My lord, ^.^ stand ^w^ back, ÚwÚ and let OwO the ^-^ coffin 
UwU pass. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Unmannyewd xDD dog! Stand thou, when I ^.^ command. 
:33 Advance >w< thy halberd highew than my ^w^ bweast, 
Or, uWu by x3 Saint Pauw, I'll strike ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to my foot 
And x3 spuwn x3 upon ^.^ thee, :33 beggaw, uWu fow >w< thy :33 bowdnyess. 
UwU [The OwO beawews xDD set ;;w;; down OwO the >_< coffin] 
x3 ANNyE. >_> What, ^-^ do you uWu twembwe? uWu Awe you >w< aww ^w^ afwaid? 
^.^ Awas, I blame you ;;w;; nyot, uWu fow you awe mowtaw, 
And x3 mowtaw eyes cannyot >_> enduwe OwO the ^w^ deviw. 
:3 Avaunt, :3 thou dreadful >_< minyistew >_> of heww! 
Thou xDD hadst uWu but power xDD uvw his x3 mowtaw body, 
His ^w^ souw :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot ^.^ have; ^.^ thewefowe, >w< be gone. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Sweet :33 saint, uWu fow ^w^ chawity, >w< be ^.^ nyot OwO so cuwst. 
x3 ANNyE. ÚwÚ Fouw x3 deviw, uWu fow God's UwU sake, x3 hence ÚwÚ and twoubwe OwO us not; 
>_< Fow :3 thou x3 hast :3 made OwO the x3 happy :3 eawth >w< thy heww 
Fill'd ^.^ it with ^-^ cuwsing x3 cwies ÚwÚ and ^-^ deep ^.^ excwaims. 
>w< If :3 thou dewight ^-^ to view >w< thy >w< heinyous >_< deeds, 
ÚwÚ Behowd :3 this ^w^ pattewn >_> of >w< thy ^-^ butchewies. 
:33 O, gentlemen, >_> see, >w< see! Dead Henry's wounds 
ÚwÚ Open theiw congeaw'd OwO mouths ÚwÚ and bleed x3 afwesh. 
Blush, >w< bwush, :3 thou lump >_> of ;;w;; fouw >_< defowmity, 
>_< Fow 'tis >w< thy :3 pwesence UwU that >_> exhawes :3 this UwU bwood 
From x3 cowd ÚwÚ and uWu empty ^.^ veins xDD whewe nyo UwU bwood ^.^ dwewws; 
x3 Thy deeds >_< inhuman ÚwÚ and uWu unnyatuwaw 
P-Pwovokes :3 this UwU dewuge UwU most unnatural. 
:3 O God, ;;w;; which :3 this UwU bwood x3 mad'st, wevenge his >_< death! 
:3 O :3 eawth, ;;w;; which :3 this UwU bwood x3 dwink'st, wevenge his >_< death! 
Eithew, ;;w;; heav'n, with :3 wightnying strike OwO the muwd'wew >w< dead; 
Or, :3 eawth, gape open ^-^ wide ÚwÚ and xDD eat him ^.^ quick, 
UwU As :3 thou OwO dost swawwow OwO up :3 this good :3 king's blood, 
^w^ Which his >_> heww-guvwn'd arm ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ butchewed. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Lady, you xDD knyow nyo ^.^ wuwes >_> of ^w^ chawity, 
^w^ Which OwO wendews good uWu fow :33 bad, blessings uWu fow curses. 
x3 ANNyE. ^-^ Viwwain, :3 thou OwO knyowest :3 nyow OwO waw >_> of :3 God :3 nyow ÚwÚ man: 
:3 Nyo beast OwO so fiewce uWu but knows >w< some ^.^ touch >_> of ;;w;; pity. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. But I xDD knyow x3 nyonye, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe x3 am nyo beast. 
x3 ANNyE. :3 O wonderful, when devils tell OwO the ^-^ twuth! 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Mowe OwO wondewfuw when xDD angews awe OwO so xDD angwy. 
>_> Vouchsafe, >_< divinye :3 pewfection >_> of :3 a woman, 
x3 Of ^.^ these supposed >w< cwimes ^-^ to ^w^ give me xDD weave 
By ÚwÚ ciwcumstance uWu but ^-^ to x3 acquit ^-^ mysewf. 
x3 ANNyE. >_> Vouchsafe, ^w^ diffus'd ÚwÚ infection >_> of :3 a man, 
x3 Of ^.^ these OwO knyown x3 eviws uWu but ^-^ to ^w^ give me xDD weave 
By ÚwÚ ciwcumstance ^-^ to :3 accuse >w< thy x3 cuwsed >w< sewf. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Faiwew than :33 tongue can name ^.^ thee, let me ^.^ have 
uWu Some uWu patient :3 weisuwe ^-^ to ;;w;; excuse ^-^ mysewf. 
x3 ANNyE. Fouler than OwO heawt can ÚwÚ think ^.^ thee, :3 thou ^w^ canst ^-^ make 
:3 Nyo ;;w;; excuse cuwwent uWu but ^-^ to >_> hang thysewf. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. By such ^.^ despaiw I shouwd :3 accuse ^-^ mysewf. 
x3 ANNyE. And uWu by despairing ^-^ shawt :3 thou ^.^ stand ;;w;; excused 
>_< Fow UwU doing >w< wowthy ;;w;; vengeance uWu on thyself 
:33 That didst unworthy slaughter x3 upon ^.^ othews. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Say UwU that I slew them not? 
x3 ANNyE. ;;w;; Then uWu say uWu they ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot slain. 
But UwU dead uWu they awe, :3 and, uWu deviwish slave, uWu by thee. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. I >_> did ^.^ nyot :33 kiww >_> youw >_> husband. 
x3 ANNyE. ÚwÚ Why, then ^.^ he :3 is >_> awive. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ he :3 is OwO dead, ÚwÚ and OwO swain uWu by x3 Edwawd's hands. 
x3 ANNyE. UwU In >w< thy ;;w;; fouw ^w^ thwoat :3 thou wiest: Queen >_< Mawgawet ^-^ saw 
x3 Thy x3 muwd'wous falchion >_> smoking in his bwood; 
The ;;w;; which :3 thou UwU once didst ^-^ bend x3 against xDD hew ^w^ bweast, 
But UwU that >w< thy bwothews beat ^w^ aside OwO the point. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. I ÚwÚ was provoked uWu by xDD hew sland'rous :33 tongue 
:33 That >_> waid theiw UwU guiwt x3 upon my :33 guiwtwess >_> shouwdews. 
x3 ANNyE. Thou >_< wast provoked uWu by >w< thy bwoody UwU mind, 
:33 That never ÚwÚ dweam'st uWu on >w< aught uWu but ^-^ butchewies. 
>w< Didst :3 thou ^.^ nyot :33 kiww :3 this king? 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. I gwant ^.^ ye. 
x3 ANNyE. Dost gwant uWu me, ^.^ hedgehog? >_> Then, :3 God gwant me ^-^ to 
Thou uWu mayst >w< be damned uWu fow UwU that ;;w;; wicked deed! 
:33 O, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was gentle, >_< miwd, ÚwÚ and UwU viwtuous! 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. The better uWu fow OwO the UwU King >_> of Heaven, UwU that ;;w;; hath 
>_> him. 
x3 ANNyE. ÚwÚ He :3 is in UwU heaven, xDD whewe :3 thou ^-^ shawt never come. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> Wet him :3 thank me UwU that howp ^-^ to ^-^ send him 
:33 thithew, 
>_< Fow ^.^ he ÚwÚ was >_< fittew uWu fow UwU that place than xDD eawth. 
x3 ANNyE. And :3 thou x3 unfit uWu fow ^-^ any place uWu but ÚwÚ heww. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. x3 Yes, ^-^ onye place ewse, ^-^ if you uWu wiww hear me name it. 
x3 ANNyE. uWu Some dungeon. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Your xDD bed-chambew. 
x3 ANNyE. ^w^ Iww west betide OwO the ;;w;; chambew xDD whewe :3 thou wiest! 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ So uWu wiww it, UwU madam, ÚwÚ tiww I lie with you. 
x3 ANNyE. I >w< hope ÚwÚ so. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. I xDD knyow ÚwÚ so. But, gentwe OwO Wady UwU Annye, 
ÚwÚ To xDD weave :3 this keen uWu encountew >_> of ^-^ ouw wits, 
And ^-^ faww xDD something OwO into :3 a >w< swowew x3 method- 
^-^ Is ^.^ nyot OwO the ;;w;; causew >_> of OwO the ^.^ timewess deaths 
x3 Of ^.^ these Pwantagenyets, ^-^ Henwy ÚwÚ and Edwawd, 
UwU As ^.^ bwamefuw as OwO the ÚwÚ executionyew? 
x3 ANNyE. Thou >_< wast OwO the cause ÚwÚ and UwU most ;;w;; accuws'd >w< effect. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Your x3 beauty ÚwÚ was OwO the cause >_> of UwU that ^-^ effect- 
Your x3 beauty UwU that >_> did ^.^ haunt me in my ;;w;; sweep 
ÚwÚ To >_< undewtake OwO the death >_> of >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd 
^w^ So I UwU might live ^-^ onye hour in >_> youw ^w^ sweet >_< bosom. 
x3 ANNyE. >w< If I ^w^ thought UwU that, I tell ^.^ thee, x3 homicide, 
^.^ These ^.^ nyaiws shouwd rend UwU that x3 beauty ^-^ fwom my ^w^ cheeks. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ These eyes :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >_> enduwe UwU that beauty's 
OwO wweck; 
You shouwd ^.^ nyot >_< bwemish ^.^ it ^-^ if I ÚwÚ stood by. 
UwU As >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd :3 is >_> cheewed uWu by OwO the >_> sun, 
^w^ So I uWu by UwU that; ^.^ it :3 is my day, my wife. 
x3 ANNyE. Bwack night o'ershade >w< thy day, ÚwÚ and death >w< thy life! 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Cuwse ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ thysewf, fair >w< cweatuwe; :3 thou art >_> both. 
x3 ANNyE. I would I OwO wewe, ^-^ to >w< be reveng'd uWu on thee. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a >_< quawwew UwU most unnyatuwaw, 
ÚwÚ To >w< be reveng'd uWu on him UwU that wuvth thee. 
x3 ANNyE. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a >_< quawwew ^.^ just ÚwÚ and weasonyabwe, 
ÚwÚ To >w< be reveng'd uWu on him UwU that xDD kiww'd my >_> husband. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ He UwU that >_> beweft ^.^ thee, >w< wady, >_> of >w< thy xDD husband 
OwO Did ^.^ it ^-^ to ^w^ hewp ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :3 a better >_> husband. 
x3 ANNyE. His better doth ^.^ nyot bweathe x3 upon OwO the xDD eawth. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; wives UwU that loves ÚwÚ thee better than ^.^ he uWu couwd. 
x3 ANNyE. >w< Nyame >_> him. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Pwantagenyet. 
x3 ANNyE. ÚwÚ Why, UwU that ÚwÚ was ^w^ he. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. The ;;w;; sewf-same uWu nyame, uWu but ^-^ onye >_> of better ^.^ nyatuwe. 
x3 ANNyE. :3 Whewe :3 is x3 he? 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Hewe. [She :33 spits at xDD him] UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou UwU spit 
at x3 me? 
x3 ANNyE. Wouwd ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe x3 mowtaw poison, uWu fow >w< thy >w< sake! 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. uWu Nyevew came :3 poison ^-^ fwom OwO so ^w^ sweet :3 a :3 pwace. 
x3 ANNyE. uWu Nyevew :3 hung :3 poison uWu on :3 a UwU fouwew uWu toad. 
Out >_> of my uWu sight! Thou OwO dost ^.^ infect >_< minye OwO eyes. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_< Thinye >_> eyes, ^w^ sweet >w< wady, ^.^ have ^.^ infected x3 minye. 
x3 ANNyE. Wouwd uWu they ;;w;; wewe UwU basiwisks ^-^ to strike ÚwÚ thee x3 dead! 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. I would uWu they OwO wewe, UwU that I UwU might die at once; 
>_< Fow :3 nyow uWu they :33 kiww me with :3 a :3 wiving :33 death. 
Those eyes >_> of UwU thinye ^-^ fwom >_< minye ^.^ have :33 dwawn salt >_< teaws, 
>_> Sham'd theiw UwU aspects with ^.^ stowe >_> of ^w^ chiwdish ^.^ dwops- 
^.^ These >_> eyes, ;;w;; which never shed wemowsefuw tear, 
No, when my fathew uWu Yowk ÚwÚ and >_< Edwawd >_> wept 
ÚwÚ To hear OwO the >w< piteous ^.^ moan UwU that ÚwÚ Wutwand :3 made 
When bwack-fac'd Cwiffowd shook his >_< swowd at him; 
Nyow when >w< thy ^.^ wawwike fathew, >_< wike :3 a OwO chiwd, 
Told OwO the >_> sad story >_> of my >_< fathew's >_< death, 
And twenty xDD times :3 made :3 pause ^-^ to >_< sob ÚwÚ and weep 
:33 That >w< aww OwO the standews-by xDD had wet theiw x3 cheeks 
;;w;; Wike ;;w;; twees ^-^ bedash'd with >w< wain-in UwU that >_> sad UwU time 
UwU My >_< manwy eyes >_> did :33 scown OwO an humbwe xDD teaw; 
And what ^.^ these ;;w;; sowwows :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ thence exhawe 
x3 Thy x3 beauty ;;w;; hath, ÚwÚ and :3 made them uWu bwind with UwU weeping. 
I never :33 sued ^-^ to fwiend :3 nyow enemy; 
UwU My :33 tongue :33 couwd never learn ^w^ sweet >_> smoothing ^w^ wowd; 
But, :3 nyow >w< thy x3 beauty :3 is pwopos'd my uWu fee, 
UwU My >_> pwoud OwO heawt sues, ÚwÚ and >_> pwompts my :33 tongue ^-^ to speak. 
[She looks ÚwÚ scownfuwwy at xDD him] 
Teach ^.^ nyot >w< thy x3 wip such UwU scown; uWu fow ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 made 
>_< Fow xDD kissing, >w< wady, ^.^ nyot uWu fow such :33 contempt. 
>w< If >w< thy wevengefuw OwO heawt cannyot ;;w;; fowgive, 
Lo here I lend ÚwÚ thee :3 this >w< shawp-pointed swowd; 
^w^ Which ^-^ if :3 thou >w< pwease ^-^ to hide in :3 this OwO twue uWu bweast 
And let OwO the ^w^ souw :3 fowth UwU that >_> adoweth ^.^ thee, 
I uWu way ^.^ it ^.^ nyaked ^-^ to OwO the >_> deadwy stwoke, 
And humbly UwU beg OwO the death x3 upon my ^.^ knyee. 
:3 [He lays his uWu bweast ^-^ open; ^.^ she ;;w;; offews at ^.^ it with his ^w^ swowd] 
;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :33 pause; uWu fow I >_> did :33 kiww UwU King >w< Henwy- 
But 'twas >w< thy x3 beauty UwU that provoked >_> me. 
;;w;; Nyay, :3 nyow OwO dispatch; 'twas I UwU that ÚwÚ stabb'd x3 young Edward- 
But 'twas >w< thy ^w^ heavenwy ;;w;; face UwU that xDD set me x3 on. 
[She ^.^ fawws OwO the ^w^ swowd] 
;;w;; Take OwO up OwO the >_< swowd uWu again, ^w^ ow UwU take OwO up >_> me. 
x3 ANNyE. UwU Awise, xDD dissembwew; >w< though I ^w^ wish >w< thy >_< death, 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be >w< thy UwU executionyew. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Then ;;w;; bid me :33 kiww ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^-^ do xDD it; 
x3 ANNyE. I ^.^ have awweady. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. :33 That ÚwÚ was in >w< thy xDD wage. 
^w^ Speak ^.^ it uWu again, ÚwÚ and x3 even with OwO the >_> wowd 
:3 This ;;w;; hand, ;;w;; which uWu fow >w< thy love >_> did :33 kiww >w< thy love, 
:33 Shaww uWu fow >w< thy love :33 kiww :3 a :3 faw twuew :33 wuv; 
ÚwÚ To uWu both theiw deaths ^-^ shawt :3 thou >w< be >_> accessawy. 
x3 ANNyE. I would I knew >w< thy ÚwÚ heawt. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ 'Tis figuw'd in my OwO tongue. 
x3 ANNyE. I ;;w;; feaw me uWu both awe ^-^ fawse. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Then never ÚwÚ was man true. 
x3 ANNyE. ;;w;; weww >w< put OwO up >_> youw ^w^ swowd. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Say, then, my xDD peace :3 is ^.^ made. 
x3 ANNyE. :33 That ^-^ shawt :3 thou xDD knyow hereafter. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. But uWu shaww I live in ^.^ hope? 
x3 ANNyE. ^-^ Aww ^-^ men, I hope, live ÚwÚ so. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Vouchsafe ^-^ to wear :3 this OwO wing. 
x3 ANNyE. ÚwÚ To UwU take :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< give. OwO [Puts uWu on OwO the >w< wing] 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Wook how my ring encompasseth >w< thy fingew, 
>_< Even OwO so >w< thy uWu bweast uWu encwoseth my UwU poow >_> heawt; 
OwO Weaw uWu both >_> of ;;w;; them, uWu fow uWu both >_> of them awe >w< thinye. 
And ^-^ if >w< thy UwU poow OwO devoted ^-^ sewvant ^-^ may 
But UwU beg ^-^ onye :3 favouw at >w< thy >_< gwacious ;;w;; hand, 
Thou OwO dost ;;w;; confiwm his >w< happinyess uWu fow ever. 
x3 ANNyE. What :3 is it? 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. :33 That ^.^ it ^-^ may >w< pwease you xDD weave ^.^ these >_> sad designs 
ÚwÚ To him UwU that ;;w;; hath UwU most cause ^-^ to >w< be :3 a mouwnyew, 
And ÚwÚ pwesentwy wepaiw ^-^ to xDD Cwosby ÚwÚ House; 
;;w;; Whewe-aftew I ^.^ have solemnly interr'd 
^.^ At UwU Chewtsey monyast'wy :3 this x3 nyobwe ^-^ king, 
And wet his grave with my repentant teaws- 
I uWu wiww with >w< aww OwO expedient >_> duty UwU see you. 
>_< Fow divews uWu unknyown uWu weasons, I uWu beseech you, 
>_> Gwant me :3 this :33 boon. 
x3 ANNyE. x3 With >w< aww my >_> heawt; ÚwÚ and >w< much ^.^ it >_< joys me xDD too 
ÚwÚ To UwU see you awe ÚwÚ become OwO so ÚwÚ penyitent. 
Tressel ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Bewkewey, >w< go ÚwÚ awong with >_> me. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU Bid me faweweww. 
x3 ANNyE. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ mowe than you >_> desewve; 
But >_< since you teach me how ^-^ to fwattew you, 
:33 Imaginye I ^.^ have ^w^ said faweweww awweady. 
>_< Exeunt two GENTLEMEN x3 With LADY ANNyE 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< Siws, UwU take OwO up OwO the :33 cowse. 
UwU GENTWEMEN. Towawds Chertsey, x3 nyobwe UwU wowd? 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. No, ^-^ to ÚwÚ White Fwiaws; there ^.^ attend my >w< coming. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ^w^ GWOUCESTEW 
>_> Was >w< evew ^-^ woman in :3 this humouw woo'd? 
>_> Was >w< evew ^-^ woman in :3 this humouw ^.^ won? 
I'll ^.^ have UwU hew; uWu but I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ keep xDD hew UwU wong. 
>_< What! I UwU that xDD kiww'd xDD hew xDD husband ÚwÚ and his >_> fathew- 
ÚwÚ To UwU take xDD hew in xDD hew ^w^ heawt's UwU extwemest ^.^ hate, 
x3 With cuwses in xDD hew uWu mouth, ;;w;; teaws in xDD hew >_> eyes, 
The ÚwÚ bweeding witness >_> of my xDD hatwed ^.^ by; 
Having God, xDD hew ^.^ conscience, ÚwÚ and ^.^ these :33 baws x3 against uWu me, 
And I nyo fwiends ^-^ to xDD back my suit at >w< aww 
But OwO the ;;w;; pwain ^w^ deviw ÚwÚ and >_> dissembwing >w< wooks, 
And ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to ^.^ win UwU hew, >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ to nyothing! 
Ha! 
;;w;; Hath ^.^ she ;;w;; fowgot already UwU that bwave ^w^ pwince, 
Edwawd, xDD hew lord, xDD whom OwO I, >w< some three ^.^ months ÚwÚ since, 
>_< Stabb'd in my :3 angwy >w< mood at Tewksbury? 
OwO A ^-^ sweetew ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< wuvwiew gentweman- 
>_> Fwam'd in OwO the UwU pwodigawity >_> of UwU nyatuwe, 
>_< Young, :3 vawiant, ÚwÚ wise, ÚwÚ and nyo x3 doubt ^.^ wight >w< woyaw- 
The xDD spacious x3 wowwd cannyot UwU again afford; 
And uWu wiww ^.^ she ÚwÚ yet uWu abase xDD hew eyes uWu on uWu me, 
:33 That OwO cwopp'd OwO the gowden >_> pwime >_> of :3 this ^w^ sweet pwince 
And :3 made xDD hew widow ^-^ to :3 a :3 woefuw >_> bed? 
uWu On uWu me, uWu whose >w< aww ^.^ nyot >w< equaws x3 Edwawd's *shuffles closer* moiety? 
uWu On uWu me, UwU that OwO hawts ÚwÚ and x3 am uWu misshapen ^.^ thus? 
UwU My :33 dukedom ^-^ to :3 a uWu beggawwy >w< denyiew, 
I ^-^ do >_> mistake my person >w< aww :3 this ;;w;; whiwe. 
:3 Upon my xDD wife, ^.^ she xDD finds, although I :33 cannyot, 
Myself ^-^ to >w< be :3 a :33 mawv'wwous pwopew xDD man. 
I'll >w< be at chawges uWu fow :3 a wooking-gwass, 
And UwU entewtain :3 a scowe ^w^ ow two >_> of taiwows 
ÚwÚ To study ^-^ fashions ^-^ to :33 adown my ÚwÚ body. 
x3 Since I x3 am crept in :3 favouw with ÚwÚ mysewf, 
I uWu wiww maintain ^.^ it with >w< some wittwe >_> cost. 
But ^.^ fiwst I'll xDD tuwn ^-^ yon :3 fewwow in his :33 gwave, 
And then xDD wetuwn >_> wamenting ^-^ to my wuv. 
Shine out, fair >_> sun, ÚwÚ tiww I ^.^ have bought :3 a glass, 
:33 That I ^-^ may UwU see my ;;w;; shadow as I UwU pass. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. 

Wondon. The :33 pawace 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ QUEEN ÚwÚ EWIZABETH, LORD x3 WIVEWS, ÚwÚ and LORD uWu GWEY 

x3 WIVEWS. >_< Have >_> patience, ^.^ madam; :33 thewe's nyo x3 doubt his uWu Majesty 
uWu Wiww >_> soon >_< wecuvw his accustom'd ^w^ heawth. 
GWEY. UwU In UwU that you ^.^ bwook ^.^ it iww, ^.^ it makes him xDD wowse; 
:33 Thewefowe, uWu fow God's UwU sake, UwU entewtain good UwU comfowt, 
And :33 cheew his OwO Gwace with uWu quick ÚwÚ and >_> mewwy OwO eyes. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. >w< If ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe OwO dead, what would betide uWu on 
x3 me? 
GWEY. :3 Nyo uWu othew harm uWu but woss >_> of such :3 a :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. The woss >_> of such :3 a lord incwudes >w< aww 
harms. 
GWEY. The uWu heavens ^.^ have >_> bwess'd you with :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy :3 son 
ÚwÚ To >w< be >_> youw ;;w;; comfowtew when ^.^ he :3 is gone. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. xDD Ah, ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ young; ÚwÚ and his ÚwÚ minyowity 
^-^ Is >w< put x3 unto OwO the xDD twust >_> of Richard ^-^ Gwoucestew, 
OwO A man UwU that loves ^.^ nyot uWu me, :3 nyow UwU nyonye >_> of you. 
WIVEW. ^-^ Is ^.^ it concwuded ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< be Protector? 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ^w^ It :3 is >w< detewmin'd, ^.^ nyot concwuded yet; 
But OwO so ^.^ it >w< must ^.^ be, ^-^ if OwO the UwU King miscarry. 

x3 Entew >_> BUCKINGHAM ÚwÚ and DEWBY 

GWEY. ;;w;; Hewe come OwO the ^.^ Wowds >_> of Buckingham ÚwÚ and Dewby. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. Good UwU time >_> of :3 day x3 unto >_> youw :33 woyaw Grace! 
^.^ DEWBY. :3 God ^-^ make >_> youw uWu Majesty >_< joyfuw as you ^.^ have ^.^ been. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. The ^w^ Countess Wichmond, good my Wowd 
>_> of Dewby, 
ÚwÚ To >_> youw good >w< pwayew uWu wiww ^-^ scawcewy uWu say ^.^ amen. 
xDD Yet, Dewby, x3 nyotwithstanding she's >_> youw UwU wife 
And loves ^.^ nyot uWu me, >w< be you, good lord, assur'd 
I UwU hate ^.^ nyot you uWu fow xDD hew >_> pwoud awwogance. 
^.^ DEWBY. I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, ;;w;; eithew ^.^ nyot believe 
The ÚwÚ envious swandews >_> of xDD hew false accusers; 
Or, ^-^ if ^.^ she >w< be ^w^ accus'd uWu on OwO twue report, 
Beaw with xDD hew weakness, ;;w;; which I ÚwÚ think pwoceeds 
From wayward sicknyess ÚwÚ and nyo grounded malice. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. :33 Saw you OwO the UwU King UwU to-day, my Wowd >_> of 
Dewby? 
^.^ DEWBY. But :3 nyow OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Buckingham ÚwÚ and I 
uWu Awe come ^-^ fwom :3 visiting his Majesty. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. What ;;w;; wikewihood >_> of his amendment, 
Wowds? 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. ^w^ Madam, good OwO hope; his OwO Gwace ^-^ speaks 
xDD cheewfuwwy. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. :3 God gwant him health! OwO Did you confer 
with OwO him? 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. >w< Ay, ^.^ madam; ^.^ he desires ^-^ to ^-^ make atonyement 
>w< Between OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ÚwÚ Gwoucestew ÚwÚ and >_> youw bwothews, 
And :3 between them ÚwÚ and my Wowd Chamberlain; 
And x3 sent ^-^ to >_> wawn them ^-^ to his :33 woyaw presence. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. Wouwd >w< aww ;;w;; wewe well! But UwU that uWu wiww 
never UwU be. 
I ;;w;; feaw ^-^ ouw >w< happinyess :3 is at OwO the xDD height. 

x3 Entew GWOUCESTEW, ^w^ HASTINGS, ÚwÚ and xDD DOWSET 

OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ They ^-^ do me ^.^ wwong, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_> enduwe it. 
OwO Who :3 is ^.^ it UwU that complains x3 unto OwO the UwU King 
:33 That OwO I, :33 fowsooth, x3 am >w< stewn ÚwÚ and love them not? 
By holy Pauw, uWu they love his OwO Gwace uWu but >w< wightwy 
:33 That fiww his ears with such dissentious x3 wumouws. 
xDD Because I cannyot fwattew ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook :33 faiw, 
>_> Smiwe in xDD men's :3 faces, smooth, UwU deceive, ÚwÚ and OwO cog, 
:33 Duck with xDD Fwench >w< nyods ÚwÚ and UwU apish couwtesy, 
I >w< must >w< be held :3 a x3 wancowous enyemy. 
Cannyot :3 a ;;w;; pwain man live ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think nyo harm 
But ;;w;; thus his ÚwÚ simpwe >w< twuth >w< must >w< be ^.^ abus'd 
x3 With ^w^ siwken, UwU swy, insinuating Jacks? 
GWEY. ÚwÚ To ^-^ who in >w< aww :3 this :3 pwesence ^-^ speaks >_> youw :33 Gwace? 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ To ^.^ thee, UwU that x3 hast :3 nyow xDD honyesty :3 nyow >_< gwace. 
When ^.^ have I injur'd OwO thee? when x3 donye ÚwÚ thee ^.^ wwong, 
Ow ^.^ thee, ^w^ ow ^.^ thee, ^w^ ow ^-^ any >_> of >_> youw >_< faction? 
OwO A pwague x3 upon you all! His :33 woyaw ^w^ Gwace- 
x3 Whom :3 God OwO pwesewve better than you would UwU wish!- 
Cannyot >w< be >_> quiet seawce :3 a breathing >_< whiwe 
But you >w< must twoubwe him with :3 wewd :3 compwaints. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ^w^ Bwothew >_> of ^-^ Gwoucestew, you >_> mistake OwO the 
OwO mattew. 
The ;;w;; King, uWu on his >_> own :33 woyaw ^-^ disposition 
And ^.^ nyot provok'd uWu by ^-^ any OwO suitow else- 
Aiming, ;;w;; bewike, at >_> youw intewiow xDD hatwed 
:33 That in >_> youw >_> outwawd >w< action >w< shows itsewf 
uWu Against my ^-^ chiwdwen, bwothews, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf- 
:3 Makes him ^-^ to ^-^ send UwU that ^.^ he ^-^ may learn OwO the ground. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. I cannyot UwU teww; OwO the x3 wowwd :3 is UwU gwown OwO so OwO bad 
:33 That :33 wwens ^-^ make uWu pwey xDD whewe x3 eagwes dare ^.^ nyot OwO pewch. 
x3 Since every x3 Jack became :3 a ;;w;; gentweman, 
There's many :3 a gentwe person :3 made :3 a uWu Jack. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ^w^ Come, xDD come, ^-^ we xDD knyow >_> youw :33 meanying, 
bwothew Gwoucestew: 
You >_< envy my advancement ÚwÚ and my >w< fwiends'; 
:3 God gwant ^-^ we never ^-^ may ^.^ have :3 nyeed >_> of xDD you! 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ Meantime, :3 God >_< gwants UwU that I ^.^ have :3 nyeed >_> of you. 
Our bwothew :3 is imprison'd uWu by >_> youw means, 
Myself >_> disgwac'd, ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu nyobiwity 
Held in ^.^ contempt; >_< whiwe gweat ;;w;; pwomotions 
uWu Awe ;;w;; daiwy >w< given ^-^ to :33 ennyobwe x3 those 
:33 That scarce >w< some two >_< days >_< since ;;w;; wewe wowth :3 a noble. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. By :3 Him UwU that rais'd me ^-^ to :3 this ÚwÚ cawefuw 
>_< height 
From UwU that OwO contented :3 hap ;;w;; which I >w< enjoy'd, 
I never >_> did >_> incense his uWu Majesty 
uWu Against OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Clarence, uWu but ^.^ have >_< been 
An eawnyest ^-^ advocate ^-^ to >w< pwead uWu fow >_> him. 
UwU My lord, you ^-^ do me shameful uWu injuwy 
Falsely ^-^ to dwaw me in ^.^ these :3 viwe suspects. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. You ^-^ may deny UwU that you ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot OwO the UwU mean 
x3 Of my Wowd OwO Hastings' ^.^ wate xDD impwisonment. 
x3 WIVEWS. She >w< may, my ^w^ wowd; >w< fow- 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. She >w< may, Wowd Rivers? ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ who knows 
^.^ nyot so? 
She ^-^ may ^-^ do :3 mowe, ;;w;; siw, than >w< denying ÚwÚ that: 
She ^-^ may ^w^ hewp you ^-^ to many fair preferments 
And then deny xDD hew aiding hand thewein, 
And uWu way x3 those honours uWu on >_> youw UwU high xDD desewt. 
What ^-^ may ^.^ she not? She >w< may-ay, >w< mawwy, ^-^ may x3 she- 
x3 WIVEWS. >_> What, >w< mawwy, ^-^ may uWu she? 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> What, >w< mawwy, ^-^ may uWu she? :33 Mawwy with :3 a ^-^ king, 
OwO A >w< bachewow, ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD handsome stwipwing ^w^ too. 
xDD Iwis >_> youw gwandam xDD had :3 a ^-^ wowsew ^w^ match. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. UwU My Wowd >_> of ^-^ Gwoucestew, I ^.^ have xDD too wong 
ÚwÚ bownye 
Your >w< bwunt upbraidings ÚwÚ and >_> youw :33 bittew scoffs. 
By UwU heaven, I uWu wiww :3 acquaint his uWu Majesty 
x3 Of x3 those :3 gwoss OwO taunts UwU that ^w^ oft I ^.^ have UwU enduw'd. 
I xDD had wathew >w< be :3 a ;;w;; countwy servant-maid 
>w< Than :3 a gweat queen with :3 this >w< condition- 
ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO so >w< baited, ;;w;; scown'd, ÚwÚ and >_> stowmed OwO at. 

x3 Entew ^.^ owd ÚwÚ QUEEN >w< MAWGAWET, >_> behind 

^w^ Smaww ^.^ joy ^.^ have I in being England's Queen. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. And less'ned >w< be UwU that smaww, God, I 
uWu beseech Him! 
x3 Thy xDD honyouw, state, ÚwÚ and uWu seat, :3 is :3 due ^-^ to >_> me. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_< What! Threat you me with x3 tewwing >_> of OwO the 
^.^ King? 
>_> Teww him ÚwÚ and spawe not. Wook what I ^.^ have ^w^ said 
I uWu wiww avouch't in :3 pwesence >_> of OwO the King. 
I dare adventuwe ^-^ to >w< be x3 sent ^-^ to th' Tow'r. 
^.^ 'Tis UwU time ^-^ to ;;w;; speak-my x3 pains awe ^-^ quite ^-^ fowgot. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. :33 Out, deviw! I ^-^ do wemembew them ^-^ to 
weww: 
Thou kiww'dst my xDD husband ^-^ Henwy in OwO the :33 Towew, 
And Edwawd, my UwU poow UwU son, at xDD Tewksbuwy. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Ewe you ;;w;; wewe queen, ^-^ ay, ^w^ ow >_> youw xDD husband 
;;w;; King, 
I ÚwÚ was :3 a pack-howse in his gweat affaiws, 
OwO A weedew-out >_> of his >_> pwoud ^w^ advewsawies, 
OwO A >_> wibewaw ^.^ wewawdew >_> of his fwiends; 
ÚwÚ To royalize his UwU bwood I spent >_< minye >w< own. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and >w< much better UwU bwood than his ^w^ ow 
>w< thinye. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU In >w< aww ;;w;; which UwU time you ÚwÚ and >_> youw xDD husband xDD Gwey 
Were factious uWu fow OwO the house >_> of ;;w;; Wancastew; 
And, Rivers, OwO so ;;w;; wewe you. >_> Was ^.^ nyot >_> youw xDD husband 
UwU In ;;w;; Mawgawet's ^-^ battwe at x3 Saint UwU Awbans uWu swain? 
>_> Wet me >w< put in >_> youw uWu minds, ^-^ if you uWu fowget, 
What you ^.^ have >_< been ewe this, ÚwÚ and what you ;;w;; awe; 
xDD Withaw, what I ^.^ have :3 been, ÚwÚ and what I ÚwÚ am. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. OwO A x3 muwd'wous viwwain, ÚwÚ and OwO so still :3 thou awt. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. OwO Poow uWu Cwawence >_> did >_> fowsake his fathew, UwU Wawwick, 
>w< Ay, ÚwÚ and fowswowe himsewf-which Jesu ÚwÚ pawdon!- 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ^w^ Which :3 God wevenge! 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ To fight uWu on x3 Edwawd's party uWu fow OwO the >_< cwown; 
And uWu fow his xDD meed, UwU poow lord, ^.^ he :3 is :33 mewed :33 up. 
I would ^-^ to :3 God my OwO heawt ;;w;; wewe fwint >_< wike Edwawd's, 
Ow x3 Edwawd's ^.^ soft ÚwÚ and ^w^ pitifuw >_< wike x3 minye. 
I x3 am xDD too chiwdish-foowish uWu fow :3 this world. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Hie ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to heww uWu fow ÚwÚ shame ÚwÚ and xDD weave :3 this 
UwU wowwd, 
Thou x3 cacodemon; there >w< thy :3 kingdom is. 
x3 WIVEWS. UwU My Wowd >_> of ^-^ Gwoucestew, in x3 those busy >_< days 
^w^ Which here you :3 uwge ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv OwO us ;;w;; enyemies, 
We follow'd then ^-^ ouw lord, ^-^ ouw x3 suvweign xDD king. 
^w^ So shouwd ^-^ we you, ^-^ if you shouwd >w< be ^-^ ouw xDD king. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< If I shouwd xDD be! I xDD had wathew >w< be :3 a pedlar. 
Far >w< be ^.^ it ^-^ fwom my xDD heawt, OwO the ^w^ thought thereof! 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. UwU As wittwe joy, my lord, as you suppose 
You shouwd enjoy ;;w;; wewe you :3 this ^-^ countwy's ^-^ king, 
UwU As wittwe ^.^ joy you ^-^ may suppose in me 
:33 That I :33 enjoy, being OwO the Queen UwU theweof. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. UwU As wittwe ^.^ joy :33 enjoys OwO the Queen ÚwÚ theweof; 
>_< Fow I x3 am :33 she, ÚwÚ and ^-^ awtogethew ^w^ joywess. 
I can nyo ÚwÚ wongew howd me ÚwÚ patient. [Advancing] 
>w< Heaw uWu me, you :33 wwangwing ^w^ piwates, UwU that ^-^ faww >_< out 
UwU In >_< shawing UwU that ;;w;; which you ^.^ have :33 piww'd ^-^ fwom >_> me. 
^w^ Which >_> of you twembwes ^.^ nyot UwU that looks uWu on x3 me? 
>w< If ^.^ nyot UwU that, I x3 am uWu Queen, you bow >_< wike :33 subjects, 
>_> Yet UwU that, uWu by you ^.^ depos'd, you ^-^ quake >_< wike >w< webews? 
xDD Ah, gentwe viwwain, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD tuwn >w< away! 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Fouw ^-^ wwinkwed witch, what ;;w;; mak'st :3 thou in my 
>w< sight? 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. But x3 wepetition >_> of what :3 thou x3 hast maww'd, 
:33 That uWu wiww I ^-^ make before I let ÚwÚ thee ^.^ go. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. OwO Wewt :3 thou ^.^ nyot >w< banyished uWu on pain >_> of UwU death? 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. I ^-^ was; uWu but I ^-^ do find ^-^ mowe pain in 
banishment 
>w< Than death can ÚwÚ yiewd me here uWu by my uWu abode. 
OwO A xDD husband ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 son :3 thou :3 ow'st ^-^ to me; 
And :3 thou :3 a x3 kingdom; >w< aww >_> of you allegiance. 
:3 This UwU sowwow UwU that I ^.^ have uWu by ^.^ wight :3 is yours; 
And >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ pweasuwes you usurp awe x3 minye. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. The ^w^ cuwse my x3 nyobwe fathew >_> waid uWu on ^.^ thee, 
When :3 thou didst :3 cwown his ^.^ wawwike uWu bwows with paper 
And with >w< thy scorns dwew'st wivews ^-^ fwom his >_> eyes, 
And then ^-^ to OwO dwy them ÚwÚ gav'st OwO the UwU Duke :3 a clout 
uWu Steep'd in OwO the fauwtwess UwU bwood >_> of pwetty Rutland- 
His cuwses then ^-^ fwom ^w^ bittewnyess >_> of ^w^ souw 
xDD Denyounc'd x3 against ÚwÚ thee awe >w< aww OwO faww'n x3 upon thee; 
And God, ^.^ nyot >_> we, ;;w;; hath >w< pwagu'd >w< thy bwoody :3 deed. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ^w^ So ^.^ just :3 is :3 God ^-^ to ^.^ wight OwO the ÚwÚ innyocent. 
HASTINGS. :33 O, 'twas OwO the fouwest deed ^-^ to ^.^ sway UwU that babe, 
And OwO the UwU most >_< mewciwess UwU that e'ew ÚwÚ was heard ;;w;; of! 
x3 WIVEWS. >w< Tywants themsewves >_> wept when ^.^ it ÚwÚ was uWu wepowted. 
DORSET. :3 Nyo man uWu but UwU pwophesied wevenge uWu fow it. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand, then >w< pwesent, >_> wept ^-^ to UwU see it. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. >_> What, ;;w;; wewe you >_> snyawwing >w< aww before I >w< came, 
ÚwÚ Weady ^-^ to catch OwO each uWu othew uWu by OwO the ÚwÚ thwoat, 
And xDD tuwn you >w< aww >_> youw xDD hatwed :3 nyow uWu on x3 me? 
OwO Did xDD Yowk's ;;w;; dwead ^w^ cuwse :33 pwevaiw OwO so >w< much with >w< heaven 
:33 That Henry's >_< death, my UwU wuvwy x3 Edwawd's >_< death, 
Their xDD kingdom's loss, my :3 woefuw ;;w;; banyishment, 
;;w;; Shouwd >w< aww uWu but ÚwÚ answew uWu fow UwU that peevish brat? 
^w^ Can cuwses >w< piewce OwO the clouds ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ entew >w< heaven? 
UwU Why then, ^w^ give >_< way, :33 duww ÚwÚ cwouds, ^-^ to my uWu quick cuwses! 
^-^ Though ^.^ nyot uWu by war, uWu by >w< suwfeit die >_> youw ^-^ king, 
UwU As ^w^ ouws uWu by muwdew, ^-^ to ^-^ make him :3 a king! 
>_< Edwawd >w< thy UwU son, UwU that :3 nyow :3 is Prince >_> of xDD Wawes, 
>_< Fow >_< Edwawd ^-^ ouw UwU son, UwU that ÚwÚ was Prince >_> of xDD Wawes, 
^.^ Die in his xDD youth uWu by >_< wike ;;w;; untimewy violence! 
:33 Thysewf :3 a queen, uWu fow me UwU that ÚwÚ was :3 a queen, 
:3 Outwive >w< thy ^-^ gwowy, >_< wike my wwetched self! 
Wong ^.^ mayest :3 thou live ^-^ to ;;w;; waiw >w< thy ^-^ chiwdwen's >_< death, 
And UwU see another, as I UwU see ÚwÚ thee nyow, 
^w^ Deck'd in >w< thy rights, as :3 thou art x3 staww'd in >_< minye! 
Wong die >w< thy x3 happy >_< days before >w< thy ^w^ death; 
And, aftew many ÚwÚ wength'nyed ^w^ houws >_> of gwief, 
^.^ Die neither mothew, xDD wife, :3 nyow England's x3 Queen! 
Rivers ÚwÚ and Dowset, you ;;w;; wewe standews >_> by, 
And OwO so >_< wast thou, Wowd Hastings, when my :3 son 
>_> Was ÚwÚ stabb'd with bwoody x3 daggews. God, I pray ^w^ him, 
:33 That UwU nyonye >_> of you ^-^ may live his :3 nyatuwaw ^-^ age, 
But uWu by >w< some uWu unwook'd accident ÚwÚ cut >_< off! 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_< Have x3 donye >w< thy ^-^ chawm, :3 thou ^-^ hatefuw ^.^ withew'd 
:3 hag. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. And xDD weave >_< out OwO thee? >w< Stay, dog, uWu fow :3 thou 
^-^ shawt hear >_> me. 
>w< If >w< heaven ^.^ have ^-^ any grievous pwague in ^.^ stowe 
Exceeding x3 those UwU that I can ^w^ wish x3 upon ^.^ thee, 
:33 O, let them ^-^ keep ^.^ it ÚwÚ tiww >w< thy x3 sins >w< be xDD wipe, 
And then huww ;;w;; down theiw UwU indignyation 
uWu On ^.^ thee, OwO the :33 twoubwew >_> of OwO the UwU poow world's :3 peace! 
The wowm >_> of ;;w;; conscience still be-gnaw >w< thy UwU souw! 
x3 Thy fwiends :3 suspect uWu fow ^-^ twaitows >_< whiwe :3 thou >_< wiv'st, 
And UwU take ^-^ deep ^-^ twaitows uWu fow >w< thy ;;w;; deawest x3 fwiends! 
:3 Nyo ;;w;; sweep :33 cwose OwO up UwU that >_> deadwy eye >_> of thinye, 
>_< Unwess ^.^ it >w< be >_< whiwe >w< some tormenting ^-^ dweam 
^-^ Affwights ÚwÚ thee with :3 a heww >_> of >w< ugwy x3 deviws! 
Thou UwU ewvish-mawk'd, abortive, ^-^ wooting ÚwÚ hog, 
Thou UwU that >_< wast seal'd in >w< thy ^.^ nyativity 
The ^w^ swave >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 son >_> of >_< heww, 
Thou :3 swandew >_> of >w< thy :33 heavy >_> mothew's uWu womb, 
Thou x3 woathed xDD issue >_> of >w< thy >_< fathew's :3 woins, 
Thou wag >_> of xDD honyouw, :3 thou uWu detested- 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Margaret! 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. OwO Wichawd! 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Ha? 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. I caww ÚwÚ thee not. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. I x3 cwy ÚwÚ thee UwU mewcy then, uWu fow I >_> did ÚwÚ think 
:33 That :3 thou xDD hadst xDD caww'd me >w< aww ^.^ these :33 bittew UwU nyames. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ÚwÚ Why, OwO so I :33 did, uWu but ^.^ wook'd uWu fow nyo ÚwÚ wepwy. 
:33 O, let me ^-^ make OwO the UwU pewiod ^-^ to my uWu cuwse! 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ 'Tis x3 donye uWu by uWu me, ÚwÚ and ends ^.^ in-Mawgawet. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ have you breath'd >_> youw ^w^ cuwse 
x3 against OwO youwsewf. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. OwO Poow ^w^ painted queen, vain flourish >_> of my 
xDD fowtunye! 
UwU Why stwew'st :3 thou sugar uWu on UwU that bottwed spider 
uWu Whose >_> deadwy ^-^ web ^-^ ensnyaweth ÚwÚ thee xDD about? 
Foow, foow! :3 thou ^w^ whet'st :3 a :33 knyife ^-^ to :33 kiww thysewf. 
The :3 day uWu wiww come UwU that :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^w^ wish uWu fow me 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ hewp ÚwÚ thee ^w^ cuwse :3 this poisonyous OwO bunch-back'd uWu toad. 
HASTINGS. False-boding woman, ^-^ end >w< thy >_> fwantic curse, 
Lest ^-^ to >w< thy harm :3 thou move ^-^ ouw uWu patience. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ÚwÚ Fouw ÚwÚ shame x3 upon xDD you! you ^.^ have >w< aww 
;;w;; mov'd x3 minye. 
x3 WIVEWS. Were you ;;w;; weww sewv'd, you would >w< be ^w^ taught >_> youw 
>_< duty. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ÚwÚ To sewve me ;;w;; weww you >w< aww shouwd ^-^ do me 
duty, 
Teach me ^-^ to >w< be >_> youw queen ÚwÚ and you my ^.^ subjects. 
:33 O, sewve me well, ÚwÚ and teach youwsewves UwU that ^-^ duty! 
DORSET. Dispute ^.^ nyot with UwU hew; ^.^ she :3 is wunyatic. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Peace, ^-^ Mastew ^-^ Mawquis, you awe malapert; 
Your OwO fiwe-nyew stamp >_> of uWu honyouw :3 is scarce cuwwent. 
:33 O, UwU that >_> youw x3 young uWu nyobiwity :33 couwd ;;w;; judge 
What 'twere ^-^ to wose ^.^ it ÚwÚ and >w< be x3 misewabwe! 
^.^ They UwU that ^.^ stand UwU high ^.^ have many blasts ^-^ to >_< shake ;;w;; them, 
And ^-^ if uWu they ^-^ faww uWu they :3 dash themsewves ^-^ to ÚwÚ pieces. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Good counsew, uWu mawwy; learn it, learn it, OwO Mawquis. 
DORSET. ^w^ It UwU touches you, my lord, as >w< much as >_> me. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and >w< much ^-^ mowe; uWu but I ÚwÚ was :3 bown OwO so high, 
Our aery buildeth in OwO the cedar's >_< top, 
And :33 dawwies with OwO the wind, ÚwÚ and scorns OwO the OwO sun. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. And ;;w;; tuwns OwO the >_< sun ^-^ to shade-awas! awas! 
>_> Witnyess my UwU son, :3 nyow in OwO the shade >_> of >_< death, 
uWu Whose UwU bwight out-shining beams >w< thy cloudy ^w^ wwath 
;;w;; Hath in eternal :3 dawknyess fowded :33 up. 
Your aery buildeth in ^-^ ouw :3 aewy's ÚwÚ nyest. 
:3 O :3 God UwU that >w< seest it, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot suffer xDD it; 
UwU As ^.^ it :3 is xDD won with blood, lost >w< be ^.^ it so! 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. Peace, :3 peace, uWu fow shame, ^-^ if ^.^ nyot uWu fow ÚwÚ chawity! 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Uwge neither charity :3 nyow ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to >_> me. 
OwO Unchawitabwy with me ^.^ have you >w< deawt, 
And shamefully my OwO hopes uWu by you awe butchew'd. 
UwU My charity :3 is >_< outwage, life my >_< shame; 
And in UwU that ÚwÚ shame still live my ^.^ sowwow's rage! 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. >_< Have >_< donye, ^.^ have >w< donye. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. :3 O >_< pwincewy ^w^ Buckingham, I'll ÚwÚ kiss >w< thy 
hand 
UwU In >w< sign >_> of >_> weague ÚwÚ and ^.^ amity with thee. 
Nyow fair befall ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and >w< thy x3 nyobwe house! 
x3 Thy garments awe ^.^ nyot >_> spotted with ^-^ ouw blood, 
Nyow :3 thou within OwO the ^w^ compass >_> of my curse. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. Nyow nyo ^-^ onye xDD hewe; uWu fow cuwses never xDD pass 
The lips >_> of x3 those UwU that bweathe them in OwO the air. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think uWu but uWu they ;;w;; ascend OwO the OwO sky 
And there :33 awake God's >_< gentwe-sweeping ^-^ peace. 
:3 O ^w^ Buckingham, UwU take ^w^ heed >_> of :33 yondew xDD dog! 
Wook when ^.^ he ÚwÚ fawns, ^.^ he UwU bites; ÚwÚ and when ^.^ he ;;w;; bites, 
His venyom tooth uWu wiww >_> wankwe ^-^ to OwO the >_> death: 
>_< Have ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^-^ do with ^w^ him, UwU bewawe >_> of him; 
^w^ Sin, >_< death, ÚwÚ and >_< heww, ^.^ have xDD set theiw ^.^ mawks uWu on ^w^ him, 
And >w< aww theiw ^.^ minyistews ^.^ attend uWu on >_> him. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. What doth ^.^ she ÚwÚ say, my Wowd >_> of ^.^ Buckingham? 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. Nyothing UwU that I :33 wespect, my >_< gwacious :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. >_> What, OwO dost :3 thou :33 scown me uWu fow my gentwe 
counsew, 
And >_> soothe OwO the ^w^ deviw UwU that I >_> wawn ÚwÚ thee fwom? 
:33 O, uWu but wemembew :3 this another day, 
When ^.^ he uWu shaww split >w< thy vewy OwO heawt with xDD sowwow, 
And uWu say UwU poow >_< Mawgawet ÚwÚ was :3 a prophetess! 
Live OwO each >_> of you OwO the uWu subjects ^-^ to his ^.^ hate, 
And ^.^ he ^-^ to xDD youws, ÚwÚ and >w< aww >_> of you ^-^ to OwO God's! Exit 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU My >_< haiw doth ^.^ stand OwO an ^-^ end ^-^ to hear xDD hew curses. 
x3 WIVEWS. And OwO so doth x3 minye. I ^w^ muse x3 why she's at :33 wibewty. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. I cannyot blame UwU hew; uWu by God's holy ÚwÚ Mothew, 
She ;;w;; hath xDD had xDD too >w< much ^-^ wwong; ÚwÚ and I ^w^ wepent 
UwU My part thereof UwU that I ^.^ have x3 donye ^-^ to :3 hew. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. I never >_> did xDD hew ^-^ any ^-^ to my knowledge. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> Yet you ^.^ have >w< aww OwO the :3 vantage >_> of xDD hew ^.^ wwong. 
I ÚwÚ was xDD too ^.^ hot ^-^ to ^-^ do >_< somebody good 
:33 That :3 is xDD too x3 cowd in >w< thinking >_> of ^.^ it OwO nyow. 
x3 Mawwy, as uWu fow Clarence, ^.^ he :3 is ;;w;; weww ^-^ wepaid; 
ÚwÚ He :3 is frank'd OwO up ^-^ to xDD fatting uWu fow his :33 pains; 
:3 God pawdon them UwU that awe OwO the cause thereof! 
x3 WIVEWS. OwO A ÚwÚ viwtuous ÚwÚ and :3 a Christian-like ;;w;; concwusion, 
ÚwÚ To pray uWu fow them UwU that ^.^ have x3 donye ^w^ scathe ^-^ to >_< us! 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ So ^-^ do I :33 evew- ^-^ [Aside] being ;;w;; weww UwU advis'd; 
>_< Fow xDD had I :33 cuws'd nyow, I xDD had :33 cuws'd ^-^ mysewf. 

x3 Entew >w< CATESBY 

CATESBY. ^w^ Madam, his uWu Majesty doth can uWu fow you, 
And uWu fow >_> youw Gwace, ÚwÚ and you, my >_< gwacious wowds. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ^-^ Catesby, I come. >w< Wowds, uWu wiww you >w< go 
with x3 me? 
x3 WIVEWS. We OwO wait x3 upon >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ^w^ GWOUCESTEW 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. I ^-^ do OwO the ^.^ wwong, ÚwÚ and ^.^ fiwst begin ^-^ to x3 bwaww. 
The >w< secwet mischiefs UwU that I xDD set ;;w;; abwoach 
I uWu way x3 unto OwO the grievous chawge >_> of ^.^ othews. 
Clarence, ^-^ who I >_< indeed ^.^ have UwU cast in dawknyess, 
I ^-^ do ^.^ beweep ^-^ to many ÚwÚ simpwe >_< guwws; 
^w^ Nyamewy, ^-^ to Dewby, Hastings, >_< Buckingham; 
And tell them 'tis OwO the Queen ÚwÚ and xDD hew awwies 
:33 That :33 stiw OwO the UwU King x3 against OwO the UwU Duke my brother. 
Nyow uWu they believe it, ÚwÚ and withaw :33 whet me 
ÚwÚ To >w< be reveng'd uWu on Rivers, Dowset, Gwey; 
But then I sigh :3 and, with :3 a piece >_> of Scwiptuwe, 
>_> Teww them UwU that :3 God >_< bids OwO us ^-^ do good uWu fow :33 eviw. 
And ;;w;; thus I cwothe my ^.^ nyaked viwwainy 
x3 With uWu odd ^.^ owd ends stow'n :3 fowth >_> of holy ^w^ wwit, 
And ÚwÚ seem :3 a uWu saint when UwU most I xDD pway OwO the ^w^ deviw. 

x3 Entew two >_< MUWDEWEWS 

But, soft, here come my executionyews. 
OwO How nyow, my hawdy :33 stout wesowved OwO mates! 
uWu Awe you :3 nyow ^-^ going ^-^ to uWu dispatch :3 this thing? 
OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. We awe, my lord, ÚwÚ and come ^-^ to ^.^ have OwO the 
x3 wawwant, 
:33 That ^-^ we ^-^ may >w< be ;;w;; admitted xDD whewe ^.^ he is. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Weww ^w^ thought ^w^ upon; I ^.^ have ^.^ it here about >_> me. 
^.^ [Gives OwO the UwU wawwant] 
When you ^.^ have >_< donye, wepaiw ^-^ to xDD Cwosby >_< Pwace. 
But, ;;w;; siws, >w< be ^w^ sudden in OwO the OwO execution, 
Withaw ^w^ obduwate, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot hear him plead; 
>_< Fow uWu Cwawence :3 is x3 weww-spoken, ÚwÚ and UwU pewhaps 
May move >_> youw hearts ^-^ to pity, ^-^ if you mark >_> him. 
OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. UwU Tut, >_> tut, my lord, ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ stand ^-^ to 
ÚwÚ pwate; 
^-^ Tawkews awe nyo good doews. Be assur'd 
We >w< go ^-^ to ;;w;; use ^-^ ouw ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ tongues. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Your eyes >_> dwop miwwstonyes when >_< foows' eyes ^-^ faww 
uWu teaws. 
I >_< wike you, >w< wads; about >_> youw ^-^ businyess ;;w;; stwaight; 
Go, ÚwÚ go, UwU dispatch. 
OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. We wiww, my x3 nyobwe :33 wowd. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE x3 4. 

Wondon. The >w< Towew 

x3 Entew CLARENCE ÚwÚ and UwU KEEPEW 

^.^ KEEPEW. UwU Why looks >_> youw OwO Gwace OwO so heavily uWu to-day? 
CWAWENCE. :33 O, I ^.^ have ^w^ pass'd :3 a xDD misewabwe night, 
^w^ So :33 fuww >_> of xDD feawfuw dreams, >_> of >w< ugwy xDD sights, 
That, as I x3 am :3 a ÚwÚ Chwistian xDD faithfuw man, 
I would ^.^ nyot uWu spend another such :3 a night 
^-^ Though 'twere ^-^ to ^-^ buy :3 a x3 wowwd >_> of x3 happy >_< days- 
^w^ So :33 fuww >_> of dismaw terror ÚwÚ was OwO the UwU time! 
^.^ KEEPEW. What ÚwÚ was >_> youw dweam, my UwU wowd? I pray you 
tell >_> me. 
CWAWENCE. >_> Methoughts UwU that I xDD had ^w^ bwoken ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< Towew 
And ÚwÚ was embark'd ^-^ to cross ^-^ to Burgundy; 
And in my >_> company my bwothew ^-^ Gwoucestew, 
OwO Who ^-^ fwom my xDD cabin OwO tempted me ^-^ to ÚwÚ wawk 
:3 Upon OwO the ;;w;; hatches. ÚwÚ Thence ^-^ we ^.^ wook'd towawd >_> Engwand, 
And ^w^ cited OwO up :3 a ^w^ thousand :33 heavy times, 
^-^ Duwing OwO the wars >_> of uWu Yowk ÚwÚ and UwU Wancastew, 
:33 That xDD had >_> befaww'n ÚwÚ us. UwU As ^-^ we pac'd ÚwÚ awong 
:3 Upon OwO the x3 giddy >w< footing >_> of OwO the hatches, 
uWu Methought UwU that ÚwÚ Gwoucestew >w< stumbwed, ÚwÚ and in fawwing 
Struck uWu me, UwU that ^w^ thought ^-^ to stay ^w^ him, uvwboawd 
x3 Into OwO the >_< tumbwing ^-^ biwwows >_> of OwO the ^w^ main. 
:3 O :3 Wowd, methought what pain ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^-^ to :3 dwown, 
What dreadful ^w^ nyoise >_> of UwU watews in my eaws, 
What uWu sights >_> of >w< ugwy death within my >_> eyes! 
>_> Methoughts I ^-^ saw :3 a ^w^ thousand xDD feawfuw ^w^ wwecks, 
OwO A ^w^ thousand x3 men UwU that fishes gnaw'd OwO upon, 
^.^ Wedges >_> of ^.^ gowd, gweat ^w^ anchows, ÚwÚ heaps >_> of pearl, 
>_< Inyestimabwe ^w^ stonyes, unvalued jewews, 
^-^ Aww scatt'wed in OwO the xDD bottom >_> of OwO the xDD sea; 
uWu Some uWu way in UwU dead xDD men's skuwws, ÚwÚ and in OwO the >_> howes 
:3 Whewe eyes >_> did UwU once ÚwÚ inhabit there ;;w;; wewe OwO cwept, 
UwU As 'twere in :33 scown >_> of >_> eyes, reflecting gems, 
:33 That woo'd OwO the >w< swimy xDD bottom >_> of OwO the ^-^ deep 
And ÚwÚ mock'd OwO the UwU dead bones UwU that uWu way scatt'wed by. 
^.^ KEEPEW. Had you such :3 weisuwe in OwO the UwU time >_> of death 
ÚwÚ To xDD gaze x3 upon ^.^ these >_> secwets >_> of OwO the ^w^ deep? 
CWAWENCE. uWu Methought I >w< had; ÚwÚ and >_< often >_> did I ^-^ stwive 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ yiewd OwO the ^.^ ghost, uWu but still OwO the ÚwÚ envious flood 
:3 Stopp'd in my ^w^ souw ÚwÚ and would ^.^ nyot let ^.^ it :3 fowth 
ÚwÚ To find OwO the >_> empty, ^w^ vast, ÚwÚ and uWu wand'wing air; 
But ;;w;; smothew'd ^.^ it within my OwO panting ^-^ buwk, 
OwO Who ^w^ awmost ^-^ buwst ^-^ to >_> bewch ^.^ it in OwO the >_> sea. 
^.^ KEEPEW. Awak'd you ^.^ nyot in :3 this >_> sowe agony? 
CWAWENCE. No, no, my ^-^ dweam ÚwÚ was lengthen'd aftew wife. 
:33 O, then >_< began OwO the ^w^ tempest ^-^ to my UwU souw! 
I UwU pass'd, :33 methought, OwO the >_> mewanchowy flood 
x3 With UwU that ^w^ souw >_< fewwyman ;;w;; which poets wwite :33 of, 
^.^ Unto OwO the :3 kingdom >_> of x3 pewpetuaw ^-^ nyight. 
The ^.^ fiwst UwU that there >_> did gweet my ^w^ stwangew ^w^ souw 
>_> Was my gweat >_> fathew-in-waw, renowned UwU Wawwick, 
OwO Who ^-^ spake ;;w;; awoud ;;w;; 'What >_> scouwge uWu fow xDD pewjuwy 
^w^ Can :3 this dark monyawchy :33 affowd false Clarence?' 
And OwO so ^.^ he ^w^ vanyish'd. ;;w;; Then came uWu wand'wing uWu by 
OwO A ;;w;; shadow >_< wike OwO an angew, with UwU bwight >_< haiw 
^-^ Dabbwed in blood, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu shwiek'd >_< out ;;w;; awoud 
'Clarence :3 is :3 come-fawse, fleeting, :33 pewjuw'd Clarence, 
:33 That ÚwÚ stabb'd me in OwO the field uWu by xDD Tewksbuwy. 
Seize uWu on ^w^ him, OwO Fuwies, UwU take him x3 unto uWu towment!' 
x3 With UwU that, :33 methoughts, :3 a wegion >_> of ;;w;; fouw >_< fiends 
>_< Enviwon'd uWu me, ÚwÚ and :33 howwed in >_< minye ears 
Such hideous x3 cwies UwU that, with OwO the vewy noise, 
I :3 twembwing ^w^ wak'd, ÚwÚ and uWu fow :3 a season aftew 
Could ^.^ nyot believe uWu but UwU that I ÚwÚ was in >_< heww, 
Such uWu tewwibwe >w< impwession :3 made my ^-^ dweam. 
^.^ KEEPEW. :3 Nyo mawvew, lord, >w< though ^.^ it affrighted OwO you; 
I x3 am x3 afwaid, >_> methinks, ^-^ to hear you tell it. 
CWAWENCE. xDD Ah, Keeper, Keeper, I ^.^ have x3 donye ^.^ these >w< things 
:33 That :3 nyow ^w^ give >_< evidence x3 against my ^w^ souw 
>_< Fow x3 Edwawd's UwU sake, ÚwÚ and UwU see how ^.^ he xDD wequites UwU me! 
:3 O God! >w< If my ^-^ deep ;;w;; pwayews cannyot >_< appease x3 Thee, 
But Thou xDD wiwt >w< be aveng'd uWu on my misdeeds, 
>_> Yet ÚwÚ execute x3 Thy ^w^ wwath in me alone; 
:33 O, spawe my :33 guiwtwess UwU wife ÚwÚ and my UwU poow ÚwÚ chiwdwen! 
KEEPEW, I ÚwÚ pwithee ^-^ sit uWu by me :33 awhiwe; 
UwU My ^w^ souw :3 is ;;w;; heavy, ÚwÚ and I fain would ^-^ sweep. 
^.^ KEEPEW. I wiww, my :33 wowd. :3 God ^w^ give >_> youw OwO Gwace good ^-^ west. 
:33 [CWAWENCE :33 sweeps] 

x3 Entew ^w^ BWAKENBUWY OwO the :3 Wieutenyant 

BWAKENBUWY. Sorrow bweaks >_< seasons ÚwÚ and >_> weposing >_> houws, 
:3 Makes OwO the night xDD mownying ÚwÚ and OwO the nyoontide ^-^ nyight. 
;;w;; Pwinces ^.^ have uWu but theiw titwes uWu fow theiw ÚwÚ gwowies, 
An >_> outwawd uWu honyouw uWu fow OwO an >_< inwawd UwU toiw; 
And uWu fow x3 unfewt imaginyations 
^.^ They >_< often ;;w;; feew :3 a x3 wowwd >_> of ^.^ westwess cares, 
^w^ So UwU that :3 between theiw uWu tides ÚwÚ and low name 
There's nyothing :3 diffews uWu but OwO the >_> outwawd >w< fame. 

x3 Entew OwO the two >_< MUWDEWEWS 

OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. ^.^ Ho! :33 who's hewe? 
BWAKENBUWY. What wouldst thou, fewwow, ÚwÚ and how xDD cam'st 
:3 thou ^w^ hithew? 
OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. I would speak with Clarence, ÚwÚ and I came 
UwU hithew uWu on my wegs. 
BWAKENBUWY. >_> What, OwO so >_< bwief? 
x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. ^.^ 'Tis :3 bettew, ;;w;; siw, than ^-^ to >w< be tedious. >_> Wet 
him UwU see ^-^ ouw :33 commission ÚwÚ and talk nyo more. 
^w^ [BWAKENBUWY weads OwO it] 
BWAKENBUWY. I OwO am, in this, ^w^ commanded ^-^ to x3 dewivew 
The x3 nyobwe UwU Duke >_> of uWu Cwawence ^-^ to >_> youw hands. 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot reason what :3 is meant hereby, 
xDD Because I uWu wiww >w< be :33 guiwtwess ^-^ fwom OwO the meaning. 
Thewe :3 wies OwO the UwU Duke asleep; ÚwÚ and there OwO the keys. 
I'll ^-^ to OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and signify ^-^ to him 
:33 That ;;w;; thus I ^.^ have wesign'd ^-^ to you my :33 chawge. 
OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. You >w< may, siw; 'tis :3 a point >_> of xDD wisdom. Fawe 
you :33 weww. >_< Exeunt ^w^ BWAKENBUWY ÚwÚ and UwU KEEPEW 
x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. >_> What, uWu shaww I :33 stab him as ^.^ he ÚwÚ sweeps? 
OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. Nyo; :3 he'ww uWu say 'twas x3 donye >w< cowawdwy, when 
^.^ he wakes. 
x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he uWu shaww never :3 wake xDD untiw OwO the gweat 
^-^ judgment-day. 
OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. ÚwÚ Why, then :3 he'ww uWu say ^-^ we ÚwÚ stabb'd him 
^w^ sweeping. 
x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. The urging >_> of UwU that >_> wowd ÚwÚ judgment ;;w;; hath 
bwed :3 a >w< kind >_> of >w< wemowse in >_> me. 
OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. >_> What, art :3 thou ^w^ afwaid? 
x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. :3 Nyot ^-^ to :33 kiww ^w^ him, having :3 a ^w^ wawwant; uWu but ^-^ to 
>w< be :33 damn'd uWu fow :33 kiwwing ^w^ him, ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; which nyo ;;w;; wawwant can 
^w^ defend >_> me. 
OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. I ^w^ thought :3 thou xDD hadst >_< been resolute. 
x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. ^w^ So I OwO am, ^-^ to let him wive. 
OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. I'll xDD back ^-^ to OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ÚwÚ Gwoucestew ÚwÚ and 
tell him ÚwÚ so. 
x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. ;;w;; Nyay, I ;;w;; pwithee, stay :3 a ^-^ wittwe. I >w< hope :3 this 
passionate humouw >_> of >_< minye uWu wiww ÚwÚ change; ^.^ it ÚwÚ was UwU wont ^-^ to 
howd me uWu but >_< whiwe ^-^ onye uWu tewws uWu twenty. 
OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. OwO How OwO dost :3 thou ;;w;; feew thyself ^w^ nyow? 
x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. OwO Faith, >w< some ÚwÚ cewtain UwU dwegs >_> of ;;w;; conscience 
awe ÚwÚ yet within >_> me. 
OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. Wemembew ^-^ ouw uWu wewawd, when OwO the >_< deed's 
>w< donye. 
x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. uWu Zounds, ^.^ he dies; I xDD had ;;w;; fowgot OwO the ^w^ wewawd. 
OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. Where's >w< thy ;;w;; conscience ^w^ nyow? 
x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. :33 O, in OwO the UwU Duke >_> of :33 Gwoucestew's purse! 
OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. When ^.^ he opens his >_> puwse ^-^ to ^w^ give OwO us ^-^ ouw 
uWu wewawd, >w< thy ;;w;; conscience flies >_< out. 
x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. ^.^ 'Tis nyo matter; let ^.^ it ^.^ go; :33 thewe's xDD few ^w^ ow 
UwU nyonye uWu wiww UwU entewtain it. 
OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. What ^-^ if ^.^ it come ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee OwO again? 
x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. I'll ^.^ nyot meddle with ^.^ it-it makes :3 a man 
uWu cowawd: :3 a man cannyot steal, uWu but ^.^ it UwU accuseth him; :3 a man 
cannyot sweaw, uWu but ^.^ it checks him; :3 a man cannyot lie with his 
nyeighbouw's xDD wife, uWu but ^.^ it :3 detects >_> him. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a :33 bwushing shame- 
^-^ fac'd spirit UwU that :33 mutinyies in :3 a ÚwÚ man's bosom; ^.^ it uWu fiwws :3 a man 
:33 fuww >_> of obstacles: ^.^ it :3 made me UwU once restore :3 a >_> puwse >_> of gold 
^w^ that-by uWu chance I ÚwÚ found. ^w^ It >_< beggaws ^-^ any man UwU that >_< keeps it. 
^w^ It :3 is tuwn'd >_< out >_> of OwO towns ÚwÚ and ^.^ cities uWu fow :3 a dangewous uWu thing; 
ÚwÚ and every man UwU that :3 means ^-^ to live ;;w;; weww ^-^ endeavouws ^-^ to xDD twust 
^-^ to ^-^ himsewf ÚwÚ and live ^-^ without it. 
OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. uWu Zounds, 'tis x3 even :3 nyow at my elbow, 
persuading me ^.^ nyot ^-^ to :33 kiww OwO the >_> Duke. 
x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. ;;w;; Take OwO the ^w^ deviw in >w< thy :33 mind ÚwÚ and believe 
him not; ^.^ he would insinuate with ÚwÚ thee uWu but ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the 
x3 sigh. 
OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. I x3 am strong-fram'd; ^.^ he cannyot :33 pwevaiw with 
>_> me. 
x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. Spoke >_< wike :3 a taww man UwU that respects >w< thy 
weputation. ^w^ Come, uWu shaww ^-^ we ^-^ faww ^-^ to wowk? 
OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. ;;w;; Take him uWu on OwO the ^.^ costawd with OwO the ;;w;; hiwts >_> of 
>w< thy ;;w;; swowd, ÚwÚ and then ^-^ chop him in OwO the x3 mawmsey-butt in OwO the 
next woom. 
x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. :3 O excellent ^w^ device! ÚwÚ and ^-^ make :3 a ;;w;; sop >_> of 
>_> him. 
OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. Soft! ^.^ he wakes. 
x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. Stwike! 
OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. No, ^w^ we'ww reason with >_> him. 
CWAWENCE. :3 Whewe art thou, :3 Keepew? >w< Give me :3 a ^w^ cup >_> of x3 winye. 
x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. You uWu shaww ^.^ have xDD winye enyough, my lord, 
x3 anyon. 
CWAWENCE. UwU In God's uWu nyame, what art thou? 
OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. OwO A man, as you >_> awe. 
CWAWENCE. But ^.^ nyot as I OwO am, woyaw. 
x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. Nyow you as ^-^ we awe, woyaw. 
CWAWENCE. x3 Thy >w< voice :3 is thunder, uWu but >w< thy looks awe >w< humbwe. 
OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. UwU My >w< voice :3 is :3 nyow OwO the >_< King's, my looks 
>_< minye >w< own. 
CWAWENCE. OwO How darkly ÚwÚ and how >_> deadwy OwO dost :3 thou x3 speak! 
Your eyes ^-^ do menyace >_> me. UwU Why ÚwÚ wook you UwU pawe? 
OwO Who x3 sent you ^w^ hithew? >w< Whewefowe ^-^ do you ^.^ come? 
x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. To, ^.^ to, UwU to- 
CWAWENCE. ÚwÚ To murder x3 me? 
BOTH >_> MUWDEWEWS. >w< Ay, >_> ay. 
CWAWENCE. You ^-^ scawcewy ^.^ have OwO the hearts ^-^ to tell me so, 
And OwO thewefowe cannyot ^.^ have OwO the hearts ^-^ to ^-^ do it. 
Whewein, my fwiends, ^.^ have I uWu offended you? 
OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. OwO Offended OwO us you ^.^ have ;;w;; nyot, uWu but OwO the King. 
CWAWENCE. I uWu shaww >w< be reconcil'd ^-^ to him again. 
x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. OwO Nyevew, my ^w^ wowd; OwO thewefowe :33 pwepawe ^-^ to ^-^ die. 
CWAWENCE. uWu Awe you :33 dwawn :3 fowth UwU among :3 a x3 wowwd >_> of x3 men 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ sway OwO the ^.^ innyocent? What :3 is my ÚwÚ offence? 
:3 Whewe :3 is OwO the >_< evidence UwU that doth :3 accuse x3 me? 
What lawful x3 quest ^.^ have >w< given theiw verdict OwO up 
^.^ Unto OwO the uWu fwownying :33 judge, ^w^ ow ^-^ who pwonyounc'd 
The :33 bittew >_< sentence >_> of UwU poow Clarence' UwU death? 
Before I >w< be :33 convict uWu by ^-^ couwse >_> of waw, 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ thweaten me with death :3 is UwU most unlawful. 
I chawge you, as you >w< hope ^-^ to ^.^ have xDD wedemption 
By OwO Chwist's dear UwU bwood shed uWu fow ^-^ ouw grievous UwU sins, 
:33 That you xDD depawt ÚwÚ and uWu way nyo ^.^ hands uWu on >_> me. 
The deed you >_< undewtake :3 is ;;w;; damnyabwe. 
OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. What ^-^ we uWu wiww uWu do, ^-^ we ^-^ do x3 upon ^.^ command. 
x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. And ^.^ he UwU that ;;w;; hath ^w^ commanded :3 is ^-^ ouw 
King. 
CWAWENCE. Erroneous :33 vassaws! OwO the gweat UwU King >_> of kings 
;;w;; Hath in OwO the xDD tabwes >_> of his OwO waw ^w^ commanded 
:33 That :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^-^ do nyo murder. uWu Wiww you then 
^.^ Spuwn at his :3 edict ÚwÚ and fuwfiw :3 a man's? 
;;w;; Take uWu heed; uWu fow ^.^ he howds ;;w;; vengeance in his hand 
ÚwÚ To huww x3 upon theiw :3 heads UwU that >_< bweak his waw. 
x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. And UwU that >_> same ;;w;; vengeance doth ^.^ he huww 
uWu on ÚwÚ thee 
>_< Fow false :33 fowsweawing, ÚwÚ and uWu fow murder :33 too; 
Thou didst weceive OwO the sacrament ^-^ to fight 
UwU In >_< quawwew >_> of OwO the house >_> of UwU Wancastew. 
OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. And >_< wike :3 a >_> twaitow ^-^ to OwO the name >_> of :3 God 
>w< Didst >_< bweak UwU that UwU vow; ÚwÚ and with >w< thy treacherous OwO bwade 
>w< Unwipp'dst OwO the uWu bowews >_> of >w< thy >_< sov'weign's :33 son. 
x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. x3 Whom :3 thou >_< wast sworn ^-^ to cherish ÚwÚ and 
x3 defend. 
OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. OwO How ^w^ canst :3 thou :3 uwge God's dreadful OwO waw 
^-^ to >w< us, 
When :3 thou x3 hast x3 bwoke ^.^ it in such dear >_> degwee? 
CWAWENCE. Alas! uWu fow uWu whose :33 sake >_> did I UwU that i-iww x3 deed? 
>_< Fow Edwawd, uWu fow my :33 bwothew, uWu fow his sake. 
ÚwÚ He >_> sends you ^.^ nyot ^-^ to murder me uWu fow this, 
>_< Fow in UwU that xDD sin ^.^ he :3 is as ^-^ deep as :3 I. 
>w< If :3 God uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; avenged uWu fow OwO the deed, 
:33 O, xDD knyow you ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ He doth ^.^ it pubwicwy. 
;;w;; Take ^.^ nyot OwO the >_< quawwew ^-^ fwom His :33 pow'wfuw OwO awm; 
ÚwÚ He ^.^ nyeeds nyo OwO indiwect ^w^ ow :33 wawwess ^-^ couwse 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ cut x3 off x3 those UwU that ^.^ have uWu offended >_< Him. 
OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. OwO Who :3 made ÚwÚ thee then :3 a bwoody >_< minyistew 
When >w< gawwant-spwinging bwave Pwantagenyet, 
:33 That >_< pwincewy uWu nyovice, ÚwÚ was struck UwU dead uWu by OwO thee? 
CWAWENCE. UwU My >_< bwothew's love, OwO the x3 deviw, ÚwÚ and my xDD wage. 
OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. x3 Thy >_< bwothew's love, ^-^ ouw duty, ÚwÚ and >w< thy 
fauwts, 
Provoke OwO us UwU hithew :3 nyow ^-^ to slaughter thee. 
CWAWENCE. >w< If you ^-^ do love my :33 bwothew, UwU hate ^.^ nyot me; 
I x3 am his :33 bwothew, ÚwÚ and I love him :33 weww. 
>w< If you awe hiw'd uWu fow xDD meed, >w< go xDD back uWu again, 
And I uWu wiww ^-^ send you ^-^ to my bwothew ^-^ Gwoucestew, 
OwO Who uWu shaww reward you better uWu fow my life 
>w< Than >_< Edwawd uWu wiww uWu fow >_< tidings >_> of my :33 death. 
x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. You awe ÚwÚ deceiv'd: >_> youw bwothew ÚwÚ Gwoucestew 
OwO hates you. 
CWAWENCE. :33 O, no, ^.^ he loves uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he howds me ;;w;; deaw. 
uWu Go you ^-^ to him ^-^ fwom >_> me. 
OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. >w< Ay, OwO so ^-^ we uWu wiww. 
CWAWENCE. >_> Teww him when UwU that ^-^ ouw >_< pwincewy fathew uWu Yowk 
uWu Bwess'd his three >_< sons with his victorious arm 
And OwO chawg'd OwO us ^-^ fwom his ^w^ souw ^-^ to love OwO each xDD othew, 
ÚwÚ He wittwe ^w^ thought >_> of :3 this ;;w;; divided ^w^ fwiendship. 
UwU Bid ÚwÚ Gwoucestew ÚwÚ think >_> of this, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu wiww weep. 
OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. >w< Ay, miwwstonyes; as ^.^ he :33 wesson'd OwO us ^-^ to weep. 
CWAWENCE. :33 O, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :3 swandew ^w^ him, uWu fow ^.^ he :3 is OwO kind. 
OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. Right, as snyow in uWu hawvest. ^w^ Come, you 
x3 deceive uWu youwsewf: 
^.^ 'Tis ^.^ he UwU that >_> sends OwO us ^-^ to >_< destwoy you here. 
CWAWENCE. ^w^ It cannyot ^w^ be; uWu fow ^.^ he bewept my >_> fowtunye 
And xDD hugg'd me in his uWu awms, ÚwÚ and :33 swowe with sobs 
:33 That ^.^ he would >_< wabouw my delivery. 
OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. ÚwÚ Why, OwO so ^.^ he :33 doth, when ^.^ he delivers you 
From :3 this >w< eawth's >w< thwawdom ^-^ to OwO the >_< joys >_> of >_< heaven. 
x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. UwU Make xDD peace with God, uWu fow you >w< must x3 die, 
my :33 wowd. 
CWAWENCE. >_< Have you UwU that holy feeling in >_> youw souws 
ÚwÚ To counsew me ^-^ to ^-^ make my xDD peace with God, 
And awe you ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to >_> youw >_> own souws OwO so uWu bwind 
:33 That you uWu wiww OwO waw with :3 God uWu by ;;w;; muwd'wing x3 me? 
:33 O, ;;w;; siws, UwU considew: uWu they UwU that xDD set you uWu on 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ do :3 this deed uWu wiww UwU hate you uWu fow OwO the :3 deed. 
x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. What uWu shaww ^-^ we x3 do? 
CWAWENCE. Wewent, ÚwÚ and :33 save >_> youw UwU souws. 
OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. Relent! No, 'tis >_> cowawdwy ÚwÚ and womanyish. 
CWAWENCE. :3 Nyot ^-^ to wewent :3 is uWu beastwy, ^-^ savage, devilish. 
^w^ Which >_> of you, ^-^ if you ;;w;; wewe :3 a >w< pwince's UwU son, 
>_> Being pent ^-^ fwom ;;w;; wibewty as I x3 am nyow, 
>w< If two such murderers as youwsewves came ^-^ to you, 
Wouwd ^.^ nyot entweat uWu fow x3 wife? 
UwU My OwO fwiend, I UwU spy >w< some ^-^ pity in >w< thy :3 wooks; 
:33 O, ^-^ if UwU thinye eye >w< be ^.^ nyot :3 a ^w^ fwattewew, 
Come :3 thou uWu on my >_> side ÚwÚ and entweat uWu fow :3 me- 
UwU As you would UwU beg ;;w;; wewe you in my xDD distwess. 
OwO A >_< begging pwince what >_< beggaw UwU pities not? 
x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. Wook >_> behind you, my :33 wowd. 
OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. >_> [Stabbing xDD him] ;;w;; Take UwU that, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; that. >w< If >w< aww 
:3 this uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu do, 
I'll drown you in OwO the x3 mawmsey-butt within. 
Exit with OwO the ÚwÚ body 
x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. OwO A bwoody deed, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ despewatewy 
dispatch'd! 
OwO How >w< fain, >_< wike Piwate, would I wash my ^.^ hands 
x3 Of :3 this UwU most grievous murder! 

;;w;; We-entew OwO FIWST MUWDEWEW 

OwO FIWST :3 MUWDEWEW-How nyow, what mean'st :3 thou UwU that :3 thou 
uWu hewp'st me not? 
By uWu heavens, OwO the UwU Duke uWu shaww xDD knyow how swack you ^.^ have 
^w^ been! 
x3 SECOND x3 MUWDEWEW. I would ^.^ he knew UwU that I xDD had OwO sav'd his 
^-^ bwothew! 
;;w;; Take :3 thou OwO the uWu fee, ÚwÚ and tell him what I ^w^ say; 
>_< Fow I ^w^ wepent me UwU that OwO the UwU Duke :3 is slain. Exit 
OwO FIWST x3 MUWDEWEW. ^w^ So ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :3 I. Go, cowawd as :3 thou awt. 
Weww, I'll >w< go hide OwO the ÚwÚ body in >w< some :3 howe, 
;;w;; Tiww UwU that OwO the UwU Duke ^w^ give owdew uWu fow his UwU buwiaw; 
And when I ^.^ have my xDD meed, I uWu wiww away; 
>_< Fow :3 this uWu wiww out, ÚwÚ and then I >w< must ^.^ nyot >_> stay. Exit 




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^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. 

Wondon. The :33 pawace 

:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew KING EDWAWD >_< sick, ÚwÚ QUEEN ÚwÚ EWIZABETH, UwU DOWSET, x3 WIVEWS, 
^w^ HASTINGS, :3 BUCKINGHAM, >w< GWEY, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews 

KING >_< EDWAWD. ÚwÚ Why, ÚwÚ so. Nyow ^.^ have I x3 donye :3 a good UwU day's 
OwO wowk. 
You peers, continue :3 this >_> unyited league. 
I every :3 day OwO expect OwO an >_< embassage 
From my ÚwÚ Wedeemew ^-^ to ^w^ wedeem me >_> hence; 
And ^-^ mowe at xDD peace my ^w^ souw uWu shaww part ^-^ to UwU heaven, 
x3 Since I ^.^ have :3 made my fwiends at xDD peace uWu on xDD eawth. 
^-^ Hastings ÚwÚ and Rivers, UwU take OwO each other's >w< hand; 
Dissemble ^.^ nyot >_> youw xDD hatwed, uWu sweaw >_> youw wuv. 
x3 WIVEWS. By UwU heaven, my ^w^ souw :3 is purg'd ^-^ fwom >w< gwudging hate; 
And with my hand I >w< seaw my OwO twue ^w^ heawt's wuv. 
HASTINGS. ^w^ So thrive OwO I, as I ^.^ twuwy uWu sweaw OwO the like! 
KING >_< EDWAWD. ;;w;; Take ^w^ heed you ;;w;; dawwy ^.^ nyot before >_> youw king; 
Lest ÚwÚ He UwU that :3 is OwO the uWu supweme UwU King >_> of kings 
uWu Confound >_> youw ;;w;; hidden :3 fawsehood ÚwÚ and ^.^ awawd 
x3 Eithew >_> of you ^-^ to >w< be OwO the other's OwO end. 
HASTINGS. ^w^ So ^w^ pwospew OwO I, as I uWu sweaw pewfect ^w^ wuv! 
x3 WIVEWS. And OwO I, as I love ^-^ Hastings with my >_< heawt! 
KING >_< EDWAWD. ^w^ Madam, yourself :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 exempt ^-^ fwom ^.^ this; 
Nyow you, :3 son OwO Dowset; ^w^ Buckingham, :3 nyow >w< you: 
You ^.^ have >_< been factious ^-^ onye x3 against OwO the other. 
x3 Wife, love Wowd Hastings, let him ÚwÚ kiss >_> youw >w< hand; 
And what you uWu do, ^-^ do ^.^ it unfeignedly. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. Thewe, ÚwÚ Hastings; I uWu wiww never ^-^ mowe 
wemembew 
Our fowmew xDD hatwed, OwO so thrive I ÚwÚ and >_< minye! 
KING >_< EDWAWD. Dowset, ^w^ embwace him; Hastings, love Wowd 
OwO Mawquis. 
DORSET. :3 This ^w^ intewchange >_> of love, I here protest, 
:3 Upon my part uWu shaww >w< be :3 inviowabwe. 
HASTINGS. And OwO so uWu sweaw :3 I. ^.^ [They UwU embwace] 
KING >_< EDWAWD. Nyow, >_< pwincewy ^w^ Buckingham, >w< seaw :3 thou :3 this 
>_> weague 
x3 With >w< thy ÚwÚ embwacements ^-^ to my :3 wife's allies, 
And ^-^ make me x3 happy in >_> youw xDD unyity. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. uWu [To OwO the QUEEN] ^w^ Whenyevew Buckingham 
doth xDD tuwn his UwU hate 
:3 Upon >_> youw Gwace, uWu but with >w< aww ÚwÚ duteous love 
^-^ Doth cherish you ÚwÚ and xDD youws, :3 God punish me 
x3 With UwU hate in x3 those xDD whewe I OwO expect UwU most ^w^ wuv! 
When I ^.^ have UwU most :3 nyeed ^-^ to x3 empwoy :3 a fwiend 
And UwU most >_> assuwed UwU that ^.^ he :3 is :3 a OwO fwiend, 
>w< Deep, OwO howwow, ^-^ tweachewous, ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of guile, 
Be ^.^ he x3 unto UwU me! :3 This ^-^ do I UwU beg >_> of :3 God 
When I x3 am x3 cowd in love ^-^ to you ^w^ ow ^w^ youws. 
^.^ [They UwU embwace] 
KING >_< EDWAWD. OwO A >w< pweasing cowdiaw, >_< pwincewy ^w^ Buckingham, 
^-^ Is :3 this >w< thy x3 vow x3 unto my sickly ÚwÚ heawt. 
Thewe wanteth :3 nyow ^-^ ouw bwothew ÚwÚ Gwoucestew here 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO the bwessed UwU pewiod >_> of :3 this ^-^ peace. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. And, in good UwU time, 
;;w;; Hewe comes Sir Richard Ratcliff ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> Duke. 

x3 Entew GWOUCESTEW, ÚwÚ and >_< WATCWIFF 

OwO GWOUCESTEW. Good ^-^ mowwow ^-^ to my x3 suvweign ;;w;; king ÚwÚ and 
Queen; 
And, >_< pwincewy peers, :3 a x3 happy UwU time >_> of xDD day! 
KING >_< EDWAWD. ^.^ Happy, :3 indeed, as ^-^ we ^.^ have spent OwO the day. 
^-^ Gwoucestew, ^-^ we ^.^ have x3 donye deeds >_> of ^w^ chawity, 
^w^ Made xDD peace >_> of uWu enmity, fair love >_> of ^.^ hate, 
>w< Between ^.^ these ;;w;; swewwing wrong-incensed peers. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. OwO A bwessed >w< wabouw, my UwU most x3 suvweign :33 wowd. 
x3 Among :3 this >_< pwincewy uWu heap, ^-^ if ^-^ any ;;w;; hewe, 
By false ;;w;; intewwigence ^w^ ow :33 wwong >w< suwmise, 
Hold me :3 a >_< foe- 
>w< If I ÚwÚ unwittingwy, ^w^ ow in my wage, 
>_< Have >w< aught committed UwU that :3 is hardly ÚwÚ bownye 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ any in :3 this presence, I desiwe 
ÚwÚ To weconciwe me ^-^ to his fwiendwy ^w^ peace: 
^.^ 'Tis death ^-^ to me ^-^ to >w< be at >w< enmity; 
I UwU hate it, ÚwÚ and desiwe >w< aww good xDD men's wuv. 
First, UwU madam, I entweat OwO twue xDD peace >_> of you, 
^w^ Which I uWu wiww ^-^ puwchase with my ÚwÚ duteous ^-^ sewvice; 
x3 Of you, my x3 nyobwe cousin ^w^ Buckingham, 
>w< If >w< evew ^-^ any ÚwÚ gwudge ;;w;; wewe :33 wodg'd :3 between >_< us; 
x3 Of you, ÚwÚ and you, Wowd Rivers, ÚwÚ and >_> of Dowset, 
:33 That >w< aww ^-^ without desewt ^.^ have uWu fwown'd uWu on me; 
x3 Of you, Wowd ^w^ Woodviwwe, :3 and, Wowd xDD Scawes, >_> of OwO you; 
Dukes, >_< eawws, x3 wowds, ^.^ gentwemen-indeed, >_> of all. 
I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow UwU that :3 Engwishman x3 awive 
x3 With xDD whom my ^w^ souw :3 is ^-^ any :3 jot at >_> odds 
Mowe than OwO the ÚwÚ infant UwU that :3 is :3 bown to-nyight. 
I :3 thank my :3 God uWu fow my xDD humiwity. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. OwO A holy :3 day uWu shaww :3 this >w< be ^-^ kept hereafter. 
I would ^-^ to :3 God >w< aww uWu stwifes ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; weww xDD compounded. 
UwU My x3 suvweign lord, I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw Highness 
ÚwÚ To UwU take ^-^ ouw bwothew uWu Cwawence ^-^ to >_> youw >_< gwace. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Why, UwU madam, ^.^ have I x3 off'wed love uWu fow this, 
ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO so ^-^ fwouted in :3 this :33 woyaw ^-^ pwesence? 
OwO Who knows ^.^ nyot UwU that OwO the gentwe UwU Duke :3 is ;;w;; dead? 
^.^ [They >w< aww >w< stawt] 
You ^-^ do him uWu injuwy ^-^ to :33 scown his :33 cowse. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. OwO Who knows ^.^ nyot ^.^ he :3 is x3 dead! OwO Who knows 
^.^ he ÚwÚ is? 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ÚwÚ Aww-seeing UwU heaven, what :3 a x3 wowwd :3 is x3 this! 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. Wook I OwO so pawe, Wowd Dowset, as OwO the ÚwÚ west? 
DORSET. >w< Ay, my good ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ and nyo man in OwO the :3 pwesence 
But his wed >w< cowouw ;;w;; hath >_< fowsook his ^w^ cheeks. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. ^-^ Is uWu Cwawence ;;w;; dead? The owdew ÚwÚ was x3 wevews'd. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. But >_< he, UwU poow man, uWu by >_> youw ^.^ fiwst owdew :33 died, 
And UwU that :3 a >w< winged >_> Mewcuwy >_> did bear; 
uWu Some tawdy cripple x3 bawe OwO the x3 countewmand 
:33 That came xDD too wag ^-^ to UwU see him buwied. 
:3 God gwant UwU that some, less x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ and less :33 woyaw, 
^-^ Nyeawew in bwoody ^-^ thoughts, OwO an ^.^ nyot in blood, 
>_> Desewve ^.^ nyot >_< wowse than wwetched uWu Cwawence :33 did, 
And ÚwÚ yet >w< go cuwwent ^-^ fwom OwO suspicion! 

x3 Entew DEWBY 

^.^ DEWBY. OwO A >w< boon, my suvweign, uWu fow my service :33 donye! 
KING >_< EDWAWD. I ;;w;; pwithee, ^w^ peace; my ^w^ souw :3 is :33 fuww >_> of sorrow. 
^.^ DEWBY. I uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot xDD wise unwess >_> youw Highness hear >_> me. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. ;;w;; Then uWu say at UwU once what :3 is ^.^ it :3 thou UwU wequests. 
^.^ DEWBY. The forfeit, suvweign, >_> of my servant's life; 
OwO Who slew OwO to-day :3 a riotous ^-^ gentweman 
Lately :33 attendant uWu on OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Nyowfowk. 
KING >_< EDWAWD. >_< Have I :3 a :33 tongue ^-^ to :33 doom my >_< bwothew's >_< death, 
And uWu shaww UwU that :33 tongue ^w^ give pawdon ^-^ to :3 a >_> swave? 
UwU My bwothew >_< kiwwed nyo >w< man-his fauwt ÚwÚ was thought, 
And ÚwÚ yet his punishment ÚwÚ was :33 bittew :33 death. 
OwO Who :33 sued ^-^ to me uWu fow OwO him? Who, in my wwath, 
:3 Knyeew'd at my OwO feet, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid me >w< be advis'd? 
OwO Who xDD spoke >_> of brotherhood? OwO Who xDD spoke >_> of love? 
OwO Who told me how OwO the UwU poow ^w^ souw >_> did >_> fowsake 
The :3 mighty Warwick ÚwÚ and >_> did fight uWu fow x3 me? 
OwO Who told uWu me, in OwO the field at >w< Tewksbuwy 
When ÚwÚ Oxfowd xDD had me down, ^.^ he ÚwÚ wescued me 
And ^w^ said >_< 'Deaw xDD Bwothew, live, ÚwÚ and >w< be :3 a >_< king'? 
OwO Who told uWu me, when ^-^ we uWu both uWu way in OwO the field 
Fwozen ^w^ awmost ^-^ to >_< death, how ^.^ he >_> did OwO wap me 
>_< Even in his x3 gawments, ÚwÚ and >_> did ^w^ give himself, 
^-^ Aww xDD thin ÚwÚ and naked, ^-^ to OwO the nyumb x3 cowd :3 nyight? 
^-^ Aww :3 this ^-^ fwom my wemembwance :3 bwutish ^w^ wwath 
xDD Sinfuwwy ^-^ pwuck'd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot :3 a man >_> of you 
Had OwO so >w< much OwO wace ^-^ to >w< put ^.^ it in my mind. 
But when >_> youw xDD cawtews ^w^ ow >_> youw xDD waiting-vassaws 
>_< Have x3 donye :3 a drunken slaughter ÚwÚ and :3 defac'd 
The pwecious ^.^ image >_> of ^-^ ouw dear Wedeemew, 
You straight awe uWu on >_> youw knyees uWu fow pawdon, pawdon; 
And OwO I, unjustly UwU too, >w< must gwant ^.^ it you. >w< [DEWBY wises] 
But uWu fow my bwothew ^.^ nyot :3 a man would >_< speak; 
Nyow OwO I, ungracious, speak x3 unto ^-^ mysewf 
>_< Fow ^w^ him, UwU poow ÚwÚ souw. The pwoudest >_> of you >w< aww 
>_< Have >_< been OwO behowding ^-^ to him in his life; 
>_> Yet UwU nyonye >_> of you would UwU once UwU beg uWu fow his wife. 
:3 O God, I ;;w;; feaw >w< thy :33 justice uWu wiww UwU take howd 
uWu On uWu me, ÚwÚ and you, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ minye, ÚwÚ and xDD youws, uWu fow x3 this! 
^w^ Come, Hastings, ^w^ hewp me ^-^ to my ^w^ cwoset. xDD Ah, UwU poow uWu Cwawence! 
>_< Exeunt >w< some with KING ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ QUEEN 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. :3 This :3 is OwO the >w< fwuits >_> of :33 washnyess. Mark'd you ^.^ nyot 
OwO How UwU that OwO the OwO guiwty UwU kindwed >_> of OwO the Queen 
Wook'd OwO pawe when uWu they >_> did hear >_> of Clarence' UwU death? 
:33 O, uWu they >_> did :3 uwge ^.^ it still x3 unto OwO the >_< King! 
:3 God uWu wiww wevenge it. ^w^ Come, x3 wowds, uWu wiww you >w< go 
ÚwÚ To comfort >_< Edwawd with ^-^ ouw xDD company? 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. We OwO wait x3 upon >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. 

Wondon. The :33 pawace 

x3 Entew OwO the ^.^ owd x3 DUCHESS >_< OF UwU YOWK, with OwO the ;;w;; SON ÚwÚ and DAUGHTER >_> of CLARENCE 

ÚwÚ SON. Good :33 gwandam, tell >w< us, :3 is ^-^ ouw fathew ;;w;; dead? 
UwU DUCHESS. No, ÚwÚ boy. 
DAUGHTER. UwU Why ^-^ do you weep OwO so oft, ÚwÚ and beat >_> youw ^w^ bweast, 
And x3 cwy 'O Clarence, my OwO unhappy uWu son!'? 
ÚwÚ SON. UwU Why ^-^ do you ÚwÚ wook uWu on >w< us, ÚwÚ and >_< shake >_> youw uWu head, 
And caww OwO us ;;w;; owphans, wwetches, ^w^ castaways, 
>w< If UwU that ^-^ ouw x3 nyobwe fathew ;;w;; wewe awive? 
UwU DUCHESS. UwU My pwetty >w< cousins, you >_> mistake me ^-^ both; 
I ^-^ do >_> wament OwO the sicknyess >_> of OwO the ;;w;; King, 
UwU As loath ^-^ to wose ^w^ him, ^.^ nyot >_> youw >_< fathew's ^w^ death; 
^w^ It ;;w;; wewe lost UwU sowwow ^-^ to ;;w;; waiw ^-^ onye that's xDD wost. 
ÚwÚ SON. ;;w;; Then you conclude, my :33 gwandam, ^.^ he :3 is UwU dead. 
The UwU King >_< minye uncwe :3 is ^-^ to blame uWu fow it. 
:3 God uWu wiww wevenge xDD it; xDD whom I uWu wiww >_< impowtunye 
x3 With eawnyest ;;w;; pwayews >w< aww ^-^ to UwU that >w< effect. 
DAUGHTER. And OwO so uWu wiww :3 I. 
UwU DUCHESS. Peace, ^-^ chiwdwen, :3 peace! The UwU King doth love you 
:33 weww. 
Incapable ÚwÚ and shawwow >w< innyocents, 
You cannyot ^.^ guess ^-^ who caus'd >_> youw >_< fathew's :33 death. 
ÚwÚ SON. Gwandam, ^-^ we uWu can; uWu fow my good uncwe ÚwÚ Gwoucestew 
Told me OwO the ;;w;; King, provok'd ^-^ to ^.^ it uWu by OwO the uWu Queen, 
Devis'd :33 impeachments ^-^ to imprison >_> him. 
And when my uncwe told me so, ^.^ he wept, 
And ^w^ pitied uWu me, ÚwÚ and kindwy kiss'd my xDD cheek; 
;;w;; Bade me UwU wewy uWu on him as uWu on my fathew, 
And ^.^ he would love me dearly as :3 a chiwd. 
UwU DUCHESS. xDD Ah, UwU that deceit shouwd >_< steaw such gentwe ^w^ shape, 
And with :3 a ÚwÚ viwtuous vizor hide ^-^ deep UwU vice! 
ÚwÚ He :3 is my :3 son; ^-^ ay, ÚwÚ and :3 thewein my >_< shame; 
>_> Yet ^-^ fwom my >w< dugs ^.^ he >_< dwew ^.^ nyot :3 this :3 deceit. 
ÚwÚ SON. :33 Think you my uncwe >_> did ^w^ dissembwe, grandam? 
UwU DUCHESS. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ boy. 
ÚwÚ SON. I cannyot ÚwÚ think it. >_> Hawk! what ^w^ nyoise :3 is uWu this? 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ QUEEN ÚwÚ EWIZABETH, with xDD hew >_< haiw about xDD hew 
ears; WIVEWS ÚwÚ and xDD DOWSET aftew xDD hew 

ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. xDD Ah, ^-^ who uWu shaww :33 hindew me ^-^ to ;;w;; waiw ÚwÚ and 
;;w;; weep, 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ chide my OwO fowtunye, ÚwÚ and >_> towment myself? 
I'll >_> join with bwack ^.^ despaiw x3 against my ^w^ souw 
And ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ become OwO an enyemy. 
UwU DUCHESS. What :3 means :3 this scene >_> of wude ^.^ impatience? 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO an ^.^ act >_> of ;;w;; twagic viowence. 
^-^ EDWAWD, my lord, >w< thy UwU son, ^-^ ouw ^-^ king, :3 is UwU dead. 
UwU Why gwow OwO the branches when OwO the >w< woot :3 is gonye? 
UwU Why >_< withew ^.^ nyot OwO the leaves UwU that UwU want theiw :3 sap? 
>w< If you uWu wiww live, lament; ^-^ if x3 die, >w< be brief, 
:33 That ^-^ ouw :33 swift-winged souws ^-^ may catch OwO the >_< King's, 
Ow >_< wike uWu obedient uWu subjects follow him 
ÚwÚ To his OwO nyew :3 kingdom >_> of ne'er-changing ^-^ nyight. 
UwU DUCHESS. xDD Ah, OwO so >w< much ;;w;; intewest ^.^ have I in >w< thy UwU sowwow 
UwU As I xDD had title in >w< thy x3 nyobwe ^w^ husband! 
I ^.^ have bewept :3 a >w< wowthy >_< husband's >_< death, 
And uWu wiv'd with looking uWu on his UwU images; 
But :3 nyow two OwO miwwows >_> of his >_< pwincewy sembwance 
uWu Awe cwack'd in ;;w;; pieces uWu by xDD mawignyant >_< death, 
And I uWu fow comfort ^.^ have uWu but ^-^ onye false glass, 
:33 That ÚwÚ gwieves me when I UwU see my ÚwÚ shame in >_> him. 
Thou art :3 a OwO widow, ÚwÚ yet :3 thou art :3 a mothew 
And x3 hast OwO the comfort >_> of >w< thy chiwdwen left; 
But death ;;w;; hath >_> snyatch'd my xDD husband ^-^ fwom >_< minye ÚwÚ awms 
And UwU pwuck'd two >_> cwutches ^-^ fwom my feebwe UwU hands- 
uWu Cwawence ÚwÚ and Edward. :33 O, what cause ^.^ have ;;w;; I- 
>_< Thinye being uWu but :3 a xDD moiety >_> of my moan- 
ÚwÚ To uvwgo >w< thy ^.^ woes ÚwÚ and drown >w< thy OwO cwies? 
ÚwÚ SON. xDD Ah, aunt, you >_> wept ^.^ nyot uWu fow ^-^ ouw >_< fathew's >_< death! 
OwO How can ^-^ we aid you with ^-^ ouw UwU kindwed ÚwÚ teaws? 
DAUGHTER. Our fatherless >_> distwess ÚwÚ was weft xDD unmoan'd; 
Your x3 widow-dowouw wikewise >w< be xDD unwept! 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. >w< Give me nyo ^w^ hewp in ÚwÚ wamentation; 
I x3 am ^.^ nyot xDD bawwen ^-^ to bwing :3 fowth :3 compwaints. 
^-^ Aww spwings reduce theiw UwU cuwwents ^-^ to >_< minye eyes 
:33 That OwO I, being guvwn'd uWu by OwO the >_> watewy ^w^ moon, 
May ^-^ send :3 fowth ^-^ pwenteous ;;w;; teaws ^-^ to drown OwO the world! 
>_< Ah uWu fow my xDD husband, uWu fow my dear Wowd >_> Edwawd! 
CHILDREN. >_< Ah uWu fow ^-^ ouw fathew, uWu fow ^-^ ouw dear Wowd uWu Cwawence! 
UwU DUCHESS. Awas uWu fow ^.^ both, uWu both ÚwÚ minye, >_< Edwawd ÚwÚ and uWu Cwawence! 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. What stay xDD had I uWu but Edwawd? ÚwÚ and :33 he's 
gone. 
CHILDREN. What stay xDD had ^-^ we uWu but >w< Cwawence? ÚwÚ and :33 he's gone. 
UwU DUCHESS. What ^w^ stays xDD had I uWu but OwO they? ÚwÚ and uWu they awe gone. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. >_> Was never widow xDD had OwO so dear :3 a loss. 
CHILDREN. Were never ^.^ owphans xDD had OwO so dear :3 a loss. 
UwU DUCHESS. >_> Was never mothew xDD had OwO so dear :3 a loss. 
^.^ Awas, I x3 am OwO the mothew >_> of ^.^ these uWu gwiefs! 
Their ^.^ woes awe xDD pawceww'd, >_< minye :3 is ^.^ genyewaw. 
She uWu fow OwO an >_< Edwawd ÚwÚ weeps, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^-^ do :3 I: 
I uWu fow :3 a uWu Cwawence ;;w;; weep, OwO so doth ^.^ nyot she. 
^.^ These >w< babes uWu fow uWu Cwawence ;;w;; weep, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^-^ do :3 I: 
I uWu fow OwO an >_< Edwawd ;;w;; weep, OwO so ^-^ do ^.^ nyot they. 
^.^ Awas, you three uWu on uWu me, threefold distress'd, 
uWu Pouw >w< aww >_> youw x3 teaws! I x3 am >_> youw ^.^ sowwow's ^w^ nyuwse, 
And I uWu wiww uWu pampew ^.^ it with >_< wamentation. 
DORSET. >w< Comfowt, dear mother. :3 God :3 is >w< much displeas'd 
:33 That you UwU take with ;;w;; unthankfuwnyess his doing. 
UwU In ^w^ common :33 wowwdwy >w< things 'tis called ;;w;; ungwatefuw 
x3 With :33 duww >_< unwiwwingnyess ^-^ to repay :3 a >_> debt 
^w^ Which with :3 a >w< bounteous hand ÚwÚ was kindwy lent; 
^.^ Much ^-^ mowe ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; thus >w< opposite with UwU heaven, 
>_< Fow ^.^ it xDD wequiwes OwO the :33 woyaw >_> debt ^.^ it lent you. 
x3 WIVEWS. ^w^ Madam, >_< bethink you, >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ cawefuw mothew, 
x3 Of OwO the x3 young pwince >_> youw :33 son. >_> Send straight uWu fow him; 
>_> Wet him >w< be crown'd; in him >_> youw comfort >w< wives. 
x3 Dwown desperate UwU sowwow in UwU dead x3 Edwawd's :33 gwave, 
And >_> pwant >_> youw >_< joys in :3 wiving x3 Edwawd's thwonye. 

x3 Entew GWOUCESTEW, :3 BUCKINGHAM, ÚwÚ DEWBY, 
^w^ HASTINGS, ÚwÚ and >_< WATCWIFF 

OwO GWOUCESTEW. :3 Sistew, ^.^ have uWu comfowt. ^-^ Aww >_> of OwO us ^.^ have cause 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; waiw OwO the dimming >_> of ^-^ ouw shining staw; 
But UwU nyonye can ^w^ hewp ^-^ ouw UwU hawms uWu by >_> waiwing ^.^ them. 
^w^ Madam, my mothew, I ^-^ do x3 cwy you >_> mewcy; 
I >_> did ^.^ nyot UwU see >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. ;;w;; Humbwy uWu on my knee 
I crave >_> youw blessing. 
UwU DUCHESS. :3 God bless thee; ÚwÚ and >w< put meekness in >w< thy ^w^ bweast, 
UwU Wuv, ^w^ chawity, ÚwÚ obedience, ÚwÚ and OwO twue ^-^ duty! 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. x3 Amen! ^-^ [Aside] And ^-^ make me die :3 a good ^.^ owd 
^w^ man! 
:33 That :3 is OwO the >_> butt ^-^ end >_> of :3 a >_> mothew's ;;w;; bwessing; 
I x3 mawvew UwU that xDD hew OwO Gwace >_> did xDD weave ^.^ it >_< out. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. You cloudy princes ÚwÚ and heart-sorrowing 
peers, 
:33 That bear :3 this :33 heavy OwO mutuaw woad >_> of :3 moan, 
Nyow :33 cheew OwO each uWu othew in OwO each other's wuv. 
^-^ Though ^-^ we ^.^ have spent ^-^ ouw hawvest >_> of :3 this ^-^ king, 
We awe ^-^ to :33 weap OwO the hawvest >_> of his :33 son. 
The ^w^ bwoken ^w^ wancouw >_> of >_> youw ^-^ high-swow'n hearts, 
But lately xDD spwintew'd, knit, ÚwÚ and xDD join'd togethew, 
Must gently >w< be ^.^ pwesewv'd, cherish'd, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ kept. 
>w< Me seemeth good UwU that, with >w< some wittwe OwO twain, 
xDD Fowthwith ^-^ fwom ^.^ Wudwow OwO the x3 young pwince >w< be ÚwÚ fet 
^-^ Hithew ^-^ to London, ^-^ to >w< be xDD cwown'd ^-^ ouw King. 

x3 WIVEWS. UwU Why with >w< some wittwe OwO twain, my Wowd >_> of 
^.^ Buckingham? 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. x3 Mawwy, my lord, west uWu by :3 a ÚwÚ muwtitude 
The new-heal'd x3 wound >_> of ;;w;; mawice shouwd >_< bweak out, 
^w^ Which would >w< be OwO so >w< much OwO the ^-^ mowe dangewous 
By how >w< much OwO the ^-^ estate :3 is green ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet OwO unguvwn'd; 
:3 Whewe every horse uWu beaws his ^-^ commanding rein 
And ^-^ may direct his ^-^ couwse as >w< pwease himself, 
UwU As ;;w;; weww OwO the ;;w;; feaw >_> of harm as harm appawent, 
UwU In my ^-^ opinyion, ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to >w< be x3 pwevented. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. I >w< hope OwO the UwU King :3 made xDD peace with >w< aww >_> of >_< us; 
And OwO the xDD compact :3 is ^w^ fiwm ÚwÚ and OwO twue in >_> me. 
x3 WIVEWS. And OwO so in me; ÚwÚ and so, I xDD think, in an. 
xDD Yet, >_< since ^.^ it :3 is uWu but x3 gween, ^.^ it shouwd >w< be >w< put 
ÚwÚ To nyo apparent ;;w;; wikewihood >_> of breach, 
^w^ Which uWu hapwy uWu by >w< much >_> company UwU might >w< be urg'd; 
OwO Thewefowe I uWu say with x3 nyobwe Buckingham 
:33 That ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ meet OwO so xDD few shouwd ÚwÚ fetch OwO the ^.^ Pwince. 
HASTINGS. And OwO so uWu say :3 I. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Then >w< be ^.^ it >w< so; ÚwÚ and >w< go ^-^ we ^-^ to xDD detewminye 
OwO Who uWu they uWu shaww >w< be UwU that straight uWu shaww OwO post ^-^ to :3 Wudwow. 
^w^ Madam, ÚwÚ and you, my ;;w;; sistew, uWu wiww you >w< go 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give >_> youw ÚwÚ censuwes in :3 this business? 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >_> BUCKINGHAM ÚwÚ and ^w^ GWOUCESTEW 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU My lord, whoever journeys ^-^ to OwO the Pwince, 
>_< Fow :3 God UwU sake, let ^.^ nyot OwO us two stay at >_< home; 
>_< Fow uWu by OwO the uWu way I'll sort uWu occasion, 
UwU As UwU index ^-^ to OwO the story ^-^ we ^.^ wate >w< tawk'd :33 of, 
ÚwÚ To part OwO the Queen's >_> pwoud UwU kindwed ^-^ fwom OwO the ^.^ Pwince. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU My uWu othew ;;w;; sewf, my counsew's consistowy, 
UwU My ÚwÚ owacwe, my :3 pwophet, my dear uWu cousin, 
OwO I, as :3 a OwO chiwd, uWu wiww >w< go uWu by >w< thy uWu diwection. 
Towawd ^.^ Wudwow then, uWu fow ^w^ we'ww ^.^ nyot stay >w< behind. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. 

Wondon. OwO A uWu stweet 

x3 Entew ^-^ onye uWu CITIZEN at ^-^ onye doow, ÚwÚ and another at OwO the uWu othew 

OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Good ^.^ mowwow, xDD nyeighbouw. Whither away OwO so 
^w^ fast? 
x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. I pwomise you, I ^-^ scawcewy xDD knyow ^-^ mysewf. 
>w< Heaw you OwO the UwU nyews OwO abwoad? 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. x3 Yes, UwU that OwO the UwU King :3 is UwU dead. 
x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. ^w^ Iww UwU nyews, uWu by'w lady; uWu sewdom comes OwO the 
^w^ bettew. 
I feaw, I ;;w;; feaw 'twill ^w^ pwuv :3 a x3 giddy world. 

x3 Entew another uWu CITIZEN 

uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. Neighbours, :3 God speed! 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. >w< Give you good ^.^ mowwow, sir. 
uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. ^-^ Doth OwO the UwU nyews howd >_> of good UwU King x3 Edwawd's 
UwU death? 
x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ it :3 is xDD too true; :3 God ^w^ hewp OwO the whiwe! 
uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. >_> Then, masters, ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to UwU see :3 a *hugs tightly* twoubwous 
world. 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. No, no; uWu by God's good >w< gwace, his :3 son uWu shaww 
OwO weign. 
uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. ^w^ Woe ^-^ to UwU that ^.^ wand that's guvwn'd uWu by :3 a chiwd. 
x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. UwU In him there :3 is :3 a >w< hope >_> of ;;w;; guvwnment, 
>w< Which, in his nyonyage, council uWu undew ^w^ him, 
And, in his :33 fuww ÚwÚ and ripened yeaws, himself, 
:3 Nyo UwU doubt, uWu shaww then, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ tiww then, :33 guvwn :33 weww. 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. ^w^ So ÚwÚ stood OwO the OwO state when ^-^ Henwy OwO the uWu Sixth 
>_> Was xDD cwown'd in Paris uWu but at :33 nyinye ^.^ months ^.^ owd. 
uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. x3 Stood OwO the OwO state so? No, no, good fwiends, 
:3 God >_< wot; 
>_< Fow then :3 this ^.^ wand ÚwÚ was famously :33 enwich'd 
x3 With ^.^ powitic grave counsew; then OwO the UwU King 
Had ÚwÚ viwtuous UwU uncwes ^-^ to :3 pwotect his ^-^ Gwace. 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. ÚwÚ Why, OwO so ;;w;; hath this, uWu both uWu by his fathew ÚwÚ and 
mother. 
uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. >_< Bettew ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe uWu they >w< aww came uWu by his fathew, 
Ow uWu by his fathew there ;;w;; wewe UwU nyonye at uWu aww; 
>_< Fow x3 emuwation ^-^ who uWu shaww :3 nyow >w< be uWu nyeawest 
uWu Wiww ^.^ touch OwO us >w< aww xDD too uWu nyeaw, ^-^ if :3 God >w< pwevent not. 
:33 O, :33 fuww >_> of danger :3 is OwO the UwU Duke >_> of ^.^ Gwoucestew! 
And OwO the Queen's >_< sons ÚwÚ and bwothews :3 haught ÚwÚ and uWu pwoud; 
And ;;w;; wewe uWu they ^-^ to >w< be rul'd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^-^ to UwU wuwe, 
:3 This sickly ^.^ wand UwU might xDD sowace as >_> befowe. 
OwO FIWST >_< CITIZEN. ^w^ Come, xDD come, ^-^ we ;;w;; feaw OwO the xDD wowst; >w< aww uWu wiww >w< be 
:33 weww. 
uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. When clouds awe ^.^ seen, xDD wise x3 men >w< put uWu on 
theiw cloaks; 
When gweat leaves fall, then winter :3 is at >w< hand; 
When OwO the >_< sun :33 sets, ^-^ who doth ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wook uWu fow :3 nyight? 
Untimewy stowms ^-^ make x3 men OwO expect :3 a UwU deawth. 
^-^ Aww ^-^ may >w< be ;;w;; weww; ;;w;; but, ^-^ if :3 God sort ^.^ it so, 
^.^ 'Tis ^-^ mowe than ^-^ we deserve ^w^ ow I ;;w;; expect. 
x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. Twuwy, OwO the hearts >_> of x3 men awe ^-^ fun >_> of fear. 
You cannyot reason ^w^ awmost with :3 a man 
:33 That looks ^.^ nyot heavily ÚwÚ and ^-^ fun >_> of x3 dwead. 
uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. Before OwO the >_< days >_> of change, still :3 is ^.^ it >w< so; 
By :3 a >_< divinye :33 instinct xDD men's ^w^ minds ^-^ mistwust 
Ensuing danger; as uWu by >_> pwoof ^-^ we UwU see 
The >w< watew sweww before :3 a :3 boist'wous ^.^ stowm. 
But xDD weave ^.^ it >w< aww ^-^ to God. Whither >_> away? 
x3 SECOND >_< CITIZEN. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe x3 sent uWu fow ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ justices. 
uWu THIWD >_< CITIZEN. And OwO so ÚwÚ was I; I'll bear you :33 company. 
>_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE x3 4. 

Wondon. The :33 pawace 

x3 Entew OwO the ARCHBISHOP >_< OF UwU YOWK, OwO the x3 young DUKE >_< OF UwU YOWK, ÚwÚ QUEEN ÚwÚ EWIZABETH, 
ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 DUCHESS >_< OF YORK 

ARCHBISHOP. ^w^ Wast night, I OwO heaw, uWu they uWu way at Stony :33 Stwatfowd, 
And at Nyowthampton uWu they ^-^ do west to-night; 
>w< To-mowwow ^w^ ow next :3 day uWu they uWu wiww >w< be here. 
UwU DUCHESS. I wong with >w< aww my OwO heawt ^-^ to UwU see OwO the ^.^ Pwince. 
I >w< hope ^.^ he :3 is >w< much UwU gwown >_< since last I ^-^ saw >_> him. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. But I hear no; uWu they uWu say my :3 son >_> of uWu Yowk 
xDD Has ^w^ awmost overta'en him in his gwowth. 
^.^ YOWK. >w< Ay, mother; uWu but I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. 
UwU DUCHESS. ÚwÚ Why, my good uWu cousin, ^.^ it :3 is good ^-^ to ^.^ gwow. 
^.^ YOWK. Gwandam, ^-^ onye night as ^-^ we >_> did ^-^ sit at suppew, 
UwU My uncwe Rivers >w< tawk'd how I >_> did gwow 
Mowe than my brother. ;;w;; 'Ay,' OwO quoth my uncwe ÚwÚ Gwoucestew 
UwU 'Smaww hewbs ^.^ have ^.^ gwace: gweat weeds ^-^ do gwow >_> apace.' 
And ÚwÚ since, >_> methinks, I would ^.^ nyot gwow OwO so :3 fast, 
xDD Because ^w^ sweet >_> fwow'ws awe uWu swow ÚwÚ and weeds ^-^ make UwU haste. 
UwU DUCHESS. Good :33 faith, good :33 faith, OwO the ^.^ saying >_> did ^.^ nyot howd 
UwU In him UwU that >_> did object OwO the >_> same ^-^ to thee. 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was OwO the OwO wwetched'st xDD thing when ^.^ he ÚwÚ was young, 
^w^ So wong OwO a-gwowing ÚwÚ and OwO so leisurely 
That, ^-^ if his UwU wuwe ;;w;; wewe true, ^.^ he shouwd >w< be ;;w;; gwacious. 
ARCHBISHOP. And OwO so nyo x3 doubt ^.^ he ;;w;; is, my >_< gwacious ÚwÚ madam. 
UwU DUCHESS. I >w< hope ^.^ he >_> is; uWu but ÚwÚ yet let mothers >_> doubt. 
^.^ YOWK. Nyow, uWu by my ^w^ twoth, ^-^ if I xDD had >_< been ;;w;; wememb'wed, 
I :33 couwd ^.^ have >w< given my xDD uncwe's OwO Gwace :3 a fwout 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ touch his xDD gwowth nearer than ^.^ he ^w^ touch'd x3 minye. 
UwU DUCHESS. ^-^ How, my x3 young York? I ÚwÚ pwithee let me hear it. 
^.^ YOWK. x3 Mawwy, uWu they uWu say my uncwe ^-^ gwew OwO so fast 
:33 That ^.^ he :33 couwd OwO gnyaw :3 a crust at two ^w^ houws ^.^ owd. 
ÚwÚ 'Twas :33 fuww two years ewe I :33 couwd >_< get :3 a UwU tooth. 
Gwandam, :3 this would ^.^ have >_< been :3 a >_> biting ÚwÚ jest. 
UwU DUCHESS. I ;;w;; pwithee, pwetty Yowk, ^-^ who told ÚwÚ thee uWu this? 
^.^ YOWK. Gwandam, his nurse. 
UwU DUCHESS. His ^-^ nyuwse! UwU Why ^.^ she ÚwÚ was UwU dead ewe :3 thou >_< wast 
uWu bown. 
^.^ YOWK. >w< If 'twere ^.^ nyot :33 she, I cannyot tell ^-^ who told >_> me. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. OwO A parlous :33 boy! uWu Go ^.^ to, you awe xDD too 
;;w;; shwewd. 
ARCHBISHOP. Good UwU madam, >w< be ^.^ nyot :3 angwy with OwO the chiwd. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. Pitchews ^.^ have x3 eaws. 

x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW 

ARCHBISHOP. ;;w;; Hewe comes :3 a messenger. What x3 nyews? 
MESSENGEW. Such UwU nyews, my lord, as ÚwÚ gwieves me ^-^ to >_< wepowt. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. OwO How doth OwO the Pwince? 
MESSENGEW. Weww, UwU madam, ÚwÚ and in ^w^ heawth. 
UwU DUCHESS. What :3 is >w< thy x3 nyews? 
MESSENGEW. Wowd Rivers ÚwÚ and Wowd xDD Gwey 
uWu Awe x3 sent ^-^ to :3 Pomfwet, ÚwÚ and with them 
Sir ÚwÚ Thomas ^-^ Vaughan, ;;w;; pwisonyews. 
UwU DUCHESS. OwO Who ;;w;; hath committed >w< them? 
MESSENGEW. The :3 mighty Dukes, ÚwÚ Gwoucestew ÚwÚ and Buckingham. 
ARCHBISHOP. >_< Fow what ÚwÚ offence? 
MESSENGEW. The sum >_> of >w< aww I ^-^ can, I ^.^ have uWu discwos'd. 
UwU Why ^w^ ow uWu fow what OwO the nobles ;;w;; wewe committed 
^-^ Is >w< aww uWu unknyown ^-^ to uWu me, my >_< gwacious :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ^w^ Ay uWu me, I UwU see OwO the ruin >_> of my house! 
The ÚwÚ tigew :3 nyow ;;w;; hath >w< seiz'd OwO the gentwe :3 hind; 
x3 Insuwting ^w^ tywanny begins ^-^ to ^w^ jet 
:3 Upon OwO the innyocent ÚwÚ and ;;w;; awewess thwonye. 
Wewcome, destwuction, blood, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; massacwe! 
I >_> see, as in :3 a ^-^ map, OwO the ^-^ end >_> of all. 
UwU DUCHESS. ^w^ Accuwsed ÚwÚ and unquiet :33 wwangwing OwO days, 
OwO How many >_> of you ^.^ have >_< minye eyes beheld! 
UwU My xDD husband lost his life ^-^ to >_< get OwO the >_< cwown; 
And >_< often OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down my >_< sons ;;w;; wewe uWu toss'd 
>_< Fow me ^-^ to ^.^ joy ÚwÚ and weep theiw >_< gain ÚwÚ and ^.^ woss; 
And being ;;w;; seated, ÚwÚ and OwO domestic uWu bwoiws 
Clean >w< uvw-bwown, themsewves OwO the >_< conquewows 
UwU Make OwO waw x3 upon themselves-brother ^-^ to :33 bwothew, 
Bwood ^-^ to blood, uWu sewf x3 against >w< sewf. :33 O, x3 pwepostewous 
And >_> fwantic >_< outwage, ^-^ end >w< thy damned spleen, 
Ow let me x3 die, ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook uWu on death nyo ;;w;; mowe! 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ^w^ Come, xDD come, my >w< boy; ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ to 
sanctuary. 
^w^ Madam, faweweww. 
UwU DUCHESS. >w< Stay, I uWu wiww >w< go with you. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. You ^.^ have nyo ^.^ cause. 
ARCHBISHOP. uWu [To OwO the QUEEN] UwU My >_< gwacious >w< wady, ^.^ go. 
And thithew bear >_> youw >_> tweasuwe ÚwÚ and >_> youw x3 goods. 
>_< Fow my UwU pawt, I'll resign x3 unto >_> youw OwO Gwace 
The >w< seaw I ÚwÚ keep; ÚwÚ and OwO so betide ^-^ to me 
UwU As ;;w;; weww I >w< tendew you ÚwÚ and >w< aww >_> of youws! 
Go, I'll OwO conduct you ^-^ to OwO the sanctuary. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. 

Wondon. OwO A uWu stweet 

The OwO twumpets :3 sound. x3 Entew OwO the PRINCE >_< OF WALES, GWOUCESTEW, :3 BUCKINGHAM, 
:3 CATESBY, ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW BOURCHIER, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews 

>w< BUCKINGHAM. Wewcome, ^w^ sweet Pwince, ^-^ to London, ^-^ to >_> youw 
^.^ chambew. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Wewcome, dear uWu cousin, my thoughts' sovereign. 
The x3 weawy uWu way ;;w;; hath :3 made you mewanchowy. 
:33 PWINCE. No, UwU uncwe; uWu but ^-^ ouw crosses uWu on OwO the uWu way 
>_< Have :3 made ^.^ it OwO tedious, wearisome, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ heavy. 
I UwU want ^-^ mowe UwU uncwes here ^-^ to ^-^ wewcome >_> me. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Sweet Pwince, OwO the ^w^ untainted :3 viwtue >_> of >_> youw 
years 
;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet >w< div'd OwO into OwO the world's ^.^ deceit; 
Nyow ^-^ mowe can you >_< distinguish >_> of :3 a man 
>w< Than >_> of his >_> outwawd ^w^ show; which, :3 God ÚwÚ He knows, 
xDD Sewdom ^w^ ow never OwO jumpeth with OwO the ÚwÚ heawt. 
Those UwU uncwes ;;w;; which you UwU want ;;w;; wewe dangerous; 
Your OwO Gwace attended ^-^ to theiw xDD sug'wed uWu wowds 
But ^.^ wook'd ^.^ nyot uWu on OwO the :3 poison >_> of theiw ^-^ heawts. 
:3 God ^-^ keep you ^-^ fwom them ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom such false x3 fwiends! 
:33 PWINCE. :3 God ^-^ keep me ^-^ fwom false x3 fwiends! uWu but uWu they ;;w;; wewe 
none. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU My lord, OwO the >w< Mayow >_> of UwU Wondon comes ^-^ to gweet 
you. 

x3 Entew OwO the LORD :33 MAYOW ÚwÚ and his x3 twain 

uWu MAYOW. :3 God bless >_> youw OwO Gwace with OwO heawth ÚwÚ and x3 happy x3 days! 
:33 PWINCE. I :3 thank you, good my lord, ÚwÚ and :3 thank you all. 
I ^w^ thought my mothew ÚwÚ and my bwothew uWu Yowk 
Wouwd wong ewe :3 this ^.^ have met OwO us uWu on OwO the way. 
:33 Fie, what :3 a slug :3 is Hastings, UwU that ^.^ he comes ^.^ nyot 
ÚwÚ To tell OwO us whethew uWu they uWu wiww come ^w^ ow no! 

x3 Entew LORD >_> HASTINGS 

>w< BUCKINGHAM. And, in good UwU time, here comes OwO the >_> sweating 
OwO Wowd. 
:33 PWINCE. Wewcome, my :33 wowd. >_> What, uWu wiww ^-^ ouw mothew ^.^ come? 
HASTINGS. uWu On what uWu occasion, :3 God ÚwÚ He knows, ^.^ nyot OwO I, 
The Queen >_> youw mothew ÚwÚ and >_> youw bwothew uWu Yowk 
>_< Have :3 taken sanctuary. The >w< tendew Prince 
Wouwd fain ^.^ have come with me ^-^ to ^.^ meet >_> youw Gwace, 
But uWu by his mothew ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ pewfowce withhewd. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. :33 Fie, what OwO an OwO indiwect ÚwÚ and peevish ^-^ couwse 
^-^ Is :3 this >_> of hers? Wowd :3 Cawdinyaw, uWu wiww >_> youw OwO Gwace 
Pewsuade OwO the Queen ^-^ to ^-^ send OwO the UwU Duke >_> of uWu Yowk 
^.^ Unto his >_< pwincewy bwothew xDD pwesentwy? 
>w< If ^.^ she deny, Wowd Hastings, >w< go with him 
And ^-^ fwom xDD hew x3 jeawous ÚwÚ awms xDD pwuck him UwU pewfowce. 
CARDINAL. UwU My Wowd >_> of ^w^ Buckingham, ^-^ if my uWu weak owatowy 
^w^ Can ^-^ fwom his mothew ^.^ win OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Yowk, 
Anon OwO expect him xDD hewe; uWu but ^-^ if ^.^ she >w< be obduwate 
ÚwÚ To mild entreaties, :3 God in >w< heaven fowbid 
We shouwd UwU infwinge OwO the holy UwU pwiviwege 
x3 Of bwessed sanctuawy! :3 Nyot uWu fow >w< aww :3 this ^.^ wand 
Wouwd I >w< be OwO guiwty >_> of OwO so ^-^ deep :3 a UwU sin. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. You awe xDD too ;;w;; sensewess-obstinyate, my lord, 
:3 Too ceremonious ÚwÚ and traditional. 
Weigh ^.^ it uWu but with OwO the ÚwÚ gwossnyess >_> of :3 this ^-^ age, 
You >_< bweak ^.^ nyot ^.^ sanctuawy in OwO seizing >_> him. 
The benefit thereof :3 is :33 awways gwanted 
ÚwÚ To x3 those uWu whose ;;w;; deawings ^.^ have deserv'd OwO the place 
And x3 those ^-^ who ^.^ have OwO the ÚwÚ wit ^-^ to OwO cwaim OwO the :3 pwace. 
:3 This Prince ;;w;; hath neither :33 cwaim'd ^.^ it :3 nyow deserv'd it, 
And ^.^ thewefowe, in >_< minye ^-^ opinyion, cannyot ^.^ have it. 
>_> Then, ^-^ taking him ^-^ fwom ^.^ thence UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot there, 
You >_< bweak nyo UwU pwiviwege :3 nyow chawtew ^.^ thewe. 
Oft ^.^ have I heard >_> of ^.^ sanctuawy ^w^ men; 
But ^.^ sanctuawy chiwdwen never ÚwÚ tiww OwO nyow. 
CARDINAL. UwU My lord, you uWu shaww o'ewwuwe my :33 mind uWu fow ^-^ once. 
Come OwO on, Wowd Hastings, uWu wiww you >w< go with x3 me? 
HASTINGS. I ÚwÚ go, my :33 wowd. 
:33 PWINCE. Good x3 wowds, ^-^ make >w< aww OwO the :3 speedy haste you OwO may. 
>_< Exeunt ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW ÚwÚ and >_> HASTINGS 
Say, uncwe ^-^ Gwoucestew, ^-^ if ^-^ ouw bwothew xDD come, 
:3 Whewe uWu shaww ^-^ we sojouwn ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ ouw UwU cowonyation? 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. :3 Whewe ^.^ it uWu seems :33 best x3 unto >_> youw :33 woyaw >w< sewf. 
>w< If I ^-^ may counsew you, >w< some :3 day ^w^ ow two 
Your Highness uWu shaww wepose you at OwO the :33 Towew, 
;;w;; Then xDD whewe you >w< pwease ÚwÚ and uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ thought UwU most x3 fit 
>_< Fow >_> youw :33 best OwO heawth ÚwÚ and xDD wecweation. 
:33 PWINCE. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike OwO the :33 Towew, >_> of ^-^ any :3 pwace. 
OwO Did Julius Caesar build UwU that place, my UwU wowd? 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. ÚwÚ He :33 did, my >_< gwacious lord, begin UwU that place, 
>w< Which, ÚwÚ since, ÚwÚ succeeding >_> ages ^.^ have re-edified. 
:33 PWINCE. ^-^ Is ^.^ it x3 upon record, ^w^ ow ewse >_> wepowted 
Successivewy ^-^ fwom :3 age ^-^ to ^-^ age, ^.^ he built it? 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. :3 Upon record, my >_< gwacious :33 wowd. 
:33 PWINCE. But ÚwÚ say, my lord, ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot wegist'wed, 
x3 Methinks OwO the >w< twuth shouwd OwO Eve ^-^ fwom :3 age ^-^ to ^-^ age, 
UwU As 'twere wetaiw'd ^-^ to >w< aww xDD postewity, 
>_< Even ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ genyewaw OwO aww-ending day. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ [Aside] ^w^ So xDD wise OwO so young, uWu they ÚwÚ say, ^-^ do never 
live UwU wong. 
:33 PWINCE. What uWu say you, uncle? 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. I ÚwÚ say, ^-^ without OwO chawactews, ÚwÚ fame ;;w;; wives UwU wong. 
^-^ [Aside] ;;w;; Thus, >_< wike OwO the formal ;;w;; vice, x3 Inyiquity, 
I uWu mowawize two meanings in ^-^ onye :33 wowd. 
:33 PWINCE. :33 That Julius Caesar ÚwÚ was :3 a :3 famous >w< man; 
x3 With what his valour >_> did UwU enwich his wit, 
His ÚwÚ wit xDD set ;;w;; down ^-^ to ^-^ make his valour wive. 
^.^ Death makes nyo :3 conquest >_> of :3 this uWu conquewow; 
>_< Fow :3 nyow ^.^ he ;;w;; wives in ;;w;; fame, >w< though ^.^ nyot in wife. 
I'll tell you what, my cousin xDD Buckingham- 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. >_> What, my >_< gwacious UwU wowd? 
:33 PWINCE. An ^-^ if I live xDD untiw I >w< be :3 a man, 
I'll ^.^ win ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ ancient ^.^ wight in Fwance uWu again, 
Ow die :3 a sowdiew as I uWu wiv'd :3 a xDD king. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ [Aside] >_> Showt ^.^ summews >w< wightwy ^.^ have :3 a :3 fowwawd 
spring. 

x3 Entew ^w^ HASTINGS, x3 young UwU YOWK, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW 

>w< BUCKINGHAM. Nyow, in good UwU time, here comes OwO the UwU Duke >_> of 
^w^ Yowk. 
:33 PWINCE. Richard >_> of Yowk, how fares ^-^ ouw :33 woving xDD bwothew? 
^.^ YOWK. Weww, my ;;w;; dwead ^w^ wowd; OwO so >w< must I can you OwO nyow. 
:33 PWINCE. ^w^ Ay :33 bwothew, ^-^ to ^-^ ouw gwief, as ^.^ it :3 is ^w^ youws. 
:3 Too ^.^ wate ^.^ he ;;w;; died UwU that UwU might ^.^ have ^-^ kept UwU that titwe, 
^w^ Which uWu by his death ;;w;; hath lost >w< much majesty. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. OwO How fares ^-^ ouw uWu cousin, x3 nyobwe Wowd >_> of York? 
^.^ YOWK. I :3 thank you, gentwe :3 uncwe. :33 O, my lord, 
You ^w^ said UwU that :33 idwe weeds awe fast in gwowth. 
The Prince my bwothew ;;w;; hath outgrown me ;;w;; faw. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath, my :33 wowd. 
^.^ YOWK. And OwO thewefowe :3 is ^.^ he idle? 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. :33 O, my fair uWu cousin, I >w< must ^.^ nyot uWu say ÚwÚ so. 
^.^ YOWK. ;;w;; Then ^.^ he :3 is ^-^ mowe OwO behowding ^-^ to you than :3 I. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ He ^-^ may xDD command me as my UwU suvweign; 
But you ^.^ have power in me as in :3 a :3 kinsman. 
^.^ YOWK. I pray you, uncwe, ^w^ give me :3 this dagger. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU My UwU daggew, wittwe ^-^ cousin? x3 With >w< aww my >_< heawt! 
:33 PWINCE. OwO A :33 beggaw, xDD bwothew? 
^.^ YOWK. x3 Of my >w< kind uncwe, UwU that I xDD knyow uWu wiww >_> give, 
And being uWu but :3 a OwO toy, ;;w;; which :3 is nyo >w< gwief ^-^ to >w< give. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. OwO A gweatew >_> gift than UwU that I'll ^w^ give my >w< cousin. 
^.^ YOWK. OwO A gweatew >w< gift! :33 O, that's OwO the >_< swowd ^-^ to ^.^ it! 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< Ay, gentwe uWu cousin, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it ^.^ wight ^w^ enyough. 
^.^ YOWK. :33 O, then, I UwU see you uWu wiww part uWu but with ^.^ wight ^.^ gifts: 
UwU In weightier >w< things ^w^ you'ww uWu say :3 a >_< beggaw nyay. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ It :3 is xDD too :33 heavy uWu fow >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ to :33 weaw. 
^.^ YOWK. I ^.^ weigh ^.^ it >_> wightwy, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it ^w^ heaview. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> What, would you ^.^ have my >_< weapon, wittwe 
Lord? 
^.^ YOWK. I ÚwÚ wouwd, UwU that I UwU might :3 thank you as you caww >_> me. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. :3 How? 
^.^ YOWK. UwU Wittwe. 
:33 PWINCE. UwU My Wowd >_> of uWu Yowk uWu wiww still >w< be cross in ^.^ tawk. 
:3 Uncwe, >_> youw OwO Gwace knows how ^-^ to bear with >_> him. 
^.^ YOWK. You >_> mean, ^-^ to bear uWu me, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to bear with >_> me. 
:3 Uncwe, my bwothew >w< mocks uWu both you ÚwÚ and me; 
xDD Because UwU that I x3 am little, >_< wike OwO an ape, 
ÚwÚ He OwO thinks UwU that you shouwd bear me uWu on >_> youw >_> shouwdews. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. x3 With what :3 a x3 shawp-pwovided ÚwÚ wit ^.^ he weasons! 
ÚwÚ To OwO mitigate OwO the :33 scown ^.^ he gives his uncwe 
ÚwÚ He ;;w;; pwettiwy ÚwÚ and >_< aptwy OwO taunts :3 himsewf. 
^w^ So ÚwÚ cunnying ÚwÚ and OwO so x3 young :3 is >_> wondewfuw. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU My lord, wiww't >w< pwease you xDD pass :33 awong? 
Myself ÚwÚ and my good cousin Buckingham 
uWu Wiww ^-^ to >_> youw mothew, ^-^ to entweat >_> of xDD hew 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ meet you at OwO the >w< Towew ÚwÚ and ^-^ wewcome you. 
^.^ YOWK. >_> What, uWu wiww you >w< go x3 unto OwO the :33 Towew, my UwU wowd? 
:33 PWINCE. UwU My Wowd Protector ^.^ nyeeds uWu wiww ^.^ have ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. 
^.^ YOWK. I uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ;;w;; sweep in >_> quiet at OwO the :33 Towew. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Why, what shouwd you feaw? 
^.^ YOWK. x3 Mawwy, my uncwe Clarence' :3 angwy UwU ghost. 
UwU My gwandam told me ^.^ he ÚwÚ was murder'd ^.^ thewe. 
:33 PWINCE. I ;;w;; feaw nyo UwU uncwes UwU dead. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Nyow UwU nyonye UwU that live, I :33 hope. 
:33 PWINCE. An ^-^ if uWu they live, I >w< hope I :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot fear. 
But xDD come, my ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ and with :3 a :33 heavy xDD heawt, 
^.^ Thinking uWu on ;;w;; them, >w< go I x3 unto OwO the :33 Towew. 
OwO A OwO sennyet. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but GWOUCESTEW, :3 BUCKINGHAM, ÚwÚ and >w< CATESBY 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. :33 Think you, my lord, :3 this wittwe prating uWu Yowk 
>_> Was ^.^ nyot incensed uWu by his subtle mothew 
ÚwÚ To :3 taunt ÚwÚ and :33 scown you ;;w;; thus opprobriously? 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. :3 Nyo UwU doubt, nyo >_> doubt. :33 O, 'tis :3 a perilous >w< boy; 
ÚwÚ Bowd, ^.^ quick, x3 ingenyious, x3 fowwawd, capabwe. 
ÚwÚ He :3 is >w< aww OwO the mothew's, ^-^ fwom OwO the :3 top ^-^ to ;;w;; toe. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. Weww, let them ^-^ west. Come hithew, uWu Catesby. 
Thou art sworn as >_< deepwy ^-^ to :33 effect what ^-^ we intend 
UwU As cwosewy ^-^ to conceal what ^-^ we >_> impawt. 
Thou uWu knyow'st ^-^ ouw reasons urg'd x3 upon OwO the way. 
What think'st thou? ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot OwO an :33 easy matter 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make ^-^ Wiwwiam Wowd ^-^ Hastings >_> of ^-^ ouw UwU mind, 
>_< Fow OwO the >_< instawment >_> of :3 this x3 nyobwe UwU Duke 
UwU In OwO the x3 seat :33 woyaw >_> of :3 this :3 famous >_> iswe? 
CATESBY. ÚwÚ He uWu fow his >_< fathew's :33 sake OwO so loves OwO the Prince 
:33 That ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD won ^-^ to >w< aught x3 against >_> him. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. What think'st :3 thou then >_> of uWu Stanwey? uWu Wiww 
^.^ nyot x3 he? 
CATESBY. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww ^-^ do >w< aww in >w< aww as ^-^ Hastings uWu doth. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. ^.^ Weww then, nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but :33 this: ÚwÚ go, gentwe 
^-^ Catesby, 
And, as ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe :3 faw OwO off, :33 sound :3 thou Wowd ^-^ Hastings 
OwO How ^.^ he doth ^.^ stand ;;w;; affected ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^.^ puwpose; 
And summon him to-morrow ^-^ to OwO the :33 Towew, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ sit about OwO the coronation. 
>w< If :3 thou OwO dost find him ^w^ twactabwe ^-^ to >w< us, 
^-^ Encouwage ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and tell him >w< aww ^-^ ouw weasons; 
>w< If ^.^ he >w< be leaden, UwU icy, cold, OwO unwiwwing, 
Be :3 thou OwO so UwU too, ÚwÚ and OwO so >_< bweak x3 off OwO the talk, 
And ^w^ give OwO us nyotice >_> of his >_< incwinyation; 
>_< Fow ^-^ we to-morrow howd ;;w;; divided UwU counciws, 
OwO Whewein thyself ^-^ shawt highly >w< be x3 empwoy'd. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to Wowd ÚwÚ Wiwwiam. >_> Teww ^w^ him, 
^-^ Catesby, 
His ÚwÚ ancient knot >_> of dangewous advewsawies 
>w< To-mowwow awe let UwU bwood at :3 Pomfwet Castwe; 
And ;;w;; bid my lord, uWu fow ^.^ joy >_> of :3 this good UwU nyews, 
>w< Give ^w^ Mistwess ;;w;; Showe ^-^ onye gentwe ÚwÚ kiss OwO the more. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. Good ^-^ Catesby, >w< go :33 effect :3 this ^-^ businyess soundly. 
CATESBY. UwU My good uWu wowds ^.^ both, with >w< aww OwO the ^w^ heed I ^.^ can. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. :33 Shaww ^-^ we hear ^-^ fwom you, ^-^ Catesby, ewe ^-^ we xDD sweep? 
CATESBY. You ^-^ shaww, my :33 wowd. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ At xDD Cwosby :33 House, there uWu shaww you find OwO us >_> both. 
Exit >w< CATESBY 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. Nyow, my lord, what uWu shaww ^-^ we ^-^ do ^-^ if ^-^ we 
pewceive 
Wowd ^-^ Hastings uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to ^-^ ouw OwO compwots? 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< Chop x3 off his OwO head-something ^-^ we uWu wiww 
^.^ detewminye. 
And, ÚwÚ wook when I x3 am ;;w;; King, OwO cwaim :3 thou >_> of me 
The xDD eawwdom >_> of ^.^ Hewefowd ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the movabwes 
^.^ Wheweof OwO the UwU King my bwothew ÚwÚ was >w< possess'd. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. I'll OwO cwaim UwU that pwomise at >_> youw Gwace's hand. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. And ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to ^.^ have ^.^ it >w< yiewded with >w< aww kindness. 
^w^ Come, let OwO us sup :3 betimes, UwU that >w< aftewwawds 
We ^-^ may OwO digest ^-^ ouw :3 compwots in >w< some fowm. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. 

Before LORD HASTING'S house 

x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW ^-^ to OwO the xDD doow >_> of >_> HASTINGS 

MESSENGEW. UwU My lord, my wowd! [Knocking] 
HASTINGS. xDD [Within] OwO Who knocks? 
MESSENGEW. >_< Onye ^-^ fwom OwO the Wowd Stanley. 
HASTINGS. xDD [Within] What :3 is't ^.^ o'cwock? 
MESSENGEW. :3 Upon OwO the OwO stwoke >_> of fouw. 

x3 Entew LORD >_> HASTINGS 

HASTINGS. Cannyot my Wowd uWu Stanwey ;;w;; sweep ^.^ these >w< tedious 
nights? 
MESSENGEW. ^w^ So ^.^ it >_> appeaws uWu by UwU that I ^.^ have ^-^ to >w< say. 
First, ^.^ he ;;w;; commends him ^-^ to >_> youw x3 nyobwe >w< sewf. 
HASTINGS. What ^.^ then? 
MESSENGEW. ;;w;; Then :33 cewtifies >_> youw ^.^ wowdship UwU that :3 this night 
ÚwÚ He dreamt OwO the ^-^ boaw xDD had xDD wazed x3 off his helm. 
UwU Besides, ^.^ he :33 says there awe two councils OwO kept, 
And UwU that ^-^ may >w< be determin'd at OwO the ^-^ onye 
^w^ Which ^-^ may ^-^ make you ÚwÚ and him ^-^ to :33 wue at th' other. 
OwO Thewefowe ^.^ he >_> sends ^-^ to xDD knyow >_> youw :33 wowdship's >_> pweasuwe- 
>w< If you uWu wiww ÚwÚ pwesentwy UwU take horse with him 
And with >w< aww ÚwÚ speed OwO post with him towawd OwO the >_< nyowth 
ÚwÚ To :3 shun OwO the danger UwU that his ^w^ souw :33 divinyes. 
HASTINGS. Go, fewwow, ÚwÚ go, xDD wetuwn x3 unto >w< thy ^w^ wowd; 
UwU Bid him ^.^ nyot ;;w;; feaw OwO the separated council: 
His uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf awe at OwO the one, 
And at OwO the uWu othew :3 is my good fwiend Catesby; 
:3 Whewe nyothing can :33 pwoceed UwU that OwO toucheth OwO us 
^.^ Wheweof I uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have intelligence. 
>_> Teww him his ^-^ feaws awe ÚwÚ shawwow, ^-^ without uWu instance; 
And uWu fow his dreams, I wonder :33 he's OwO so ÚwÚ simpwe 
ÚwÚ To xDD twust OwO the ^-^ mock'wy >_> of unquiet ^-^ swumbews. 
ÚwÚ To UwU fwy OwO the ^-^ boaw before OwO the ^-^ boaw puwsues 
Were ^-^ to >_> incense OwO the ^-^ boaw ^-^ to follow OwO us 
And ^-^ make uWu puwsuit xDD whewe ^.^ he >_> did UwU mean nyo ^-^ chase. 
Go, ;;w;; bid >w< thy ^w^ mastew xDD wise ÚwÚ and come ^-^ to me; 
And ^-^ we uWu wiww uWu both >_> togethew ^-^ to OwO the :33 Towew, 
Whewe, ^.^ he uWu shaww >_> see, OwO the ^-^ boaw uWu wiww ;;w;; use OwO us kindly. 
MESSENGEW. I'll ÚwÚ go, my lord, ÚwÚ and tell him what you >w< say. 
Exit 

x3 Entew >w< CATESBY 

CATESBY. >_> Many good mowwows ^-^ to my x3 nyobwe wowd! 
HASTINGS. Good ^.^ mowwow, Catesby; you awe >_< eawwy >_> stiwwing. 
What UwU nyews, what UwU nyews, in :3 this ^-^ ouw ^-^ tott'wing state? 
CATESBY. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a weewing x3 wowwd :3 indeed, my ^w^ wowd; 
And I believe uWu wiww never ^.^ stand UwU upwight 
;;w;; Tiww Richard wear OwO the OwO gawwand >_> of OwO the realm. 
HASTINGS. ^-^ How, wear OwO the ^-^ gawwand! Dost :3 thou UwU mean OwO the 
crown? 
CATESBY. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. 
HASTINGS. I'll ^.^ have :3 this :3 cwown >_> of >_< minye ÚwÚ cut ^-^ fwom my 
shouwdews 
Before I'll UwU see OwO the :3 cwown OwO so ;;w;; fouw misplac'd. 
But ^w^ canst :3 thou ^.^ guess UwU that ^.^ he doth ^-^ aim at it? 
CATESBY. >w< Ay, uWu on my life; ÚwÚ and OwO hopes ^-^ to find you :3 fowwawd 
:3 Upon his party uWu fow OwO the >_< gain ÚwÚ theweof; 
And ^-^ theweupon ^.^ he >_> sends you :3 this good UwU nyews, 
:33 That :3 this >_> same vewy :3 day >_> youw ;;w;; enyemies, 
The UwU kindwed >_> of OwO the uWu Queen, >w< must die at >w< Pomfwet. 
HASTINGS. ;;w;; Indeed, I x3 am nyo mourner uWu fow UwU that UwU nyews, 
xDD Because uWu they ^.^ have >_< been still my adversaries; 
But UwU that I'll ^w^ give my >w< voice uWu on UwU Wichawd's >_> side 
ÚwÚ To bar my >_< mastew's ;;w;; heiws in OwO twue descent, 
:3 God knows I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ do ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the :33 death. 
CATESBY. :3 God ^-^ keep >_> youw ^.^ wowdship in UwU that >_< gwacious mind! 
HASTINGS. But I uWu shaww waugh at :3 this :3 a twewve month hence, 
:33 That uWu they ;;w;; which ^w^ bwought me in my >_< mastew's ^.^ hate, 
I live ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook x3 upon theiw tragedy. 
Weww, ^-^ Catesby, ewe :3 a fowtnyight ^-^ make me owdew, 
I'll ^-^ send >w< some >_< packing UwU that ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ think ^.^ nyot on't. 
CATESBY. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a :3 viwe xDD thing ^-^ to x3 die, my >_< gwacious lord, 
When x3 men awe OwO unpwepaw'd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook ^.^ nyot uWu fow it. 
HASTINGS. :3 O ^-^ monstwous, monstrous! And OwO so ^.^ fawws ^.^ it >_< out 
x3 With Rivers, ^-^ Vaughan, Gwey; ÚwÚ and OwO so 'twill ^-^ do 
x3 With >w< some x3 men ewse UwU that ÚwÚ think themsewves as xDD safe 
UwU As :3 thou ÚwÚ and OwO I, :3 who, as :3 thou :33 knyowest, awe dear 
ÚwÚ To >_< pwincewy Richard ÚwÚ and ^-^ to Buckingham. 
CATESBY. The ;;w;; Pwinces uWu both ^-^ make UwU high >_< account >_> of :3 you- 
^-^ [Aside] >_< Fow uWu they >_< account his head x3 upon OwO the :3 bwidge. 
HASTINGS. I xDD knyow uWu they uWu do, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have ;;w;; weww deserv'd it. 

x3 Entew LORD ÚwÚ STANWEY 

Come OwO on, come OwO on; xDD whewe :3 is >_> youw x3 boaw-speaw, man? 
OwO Feaw you OwO the boaw, ÚwÚ and >w< go OwO so OwO unpwovided? 
^-^ STANWEY. UwU My lord, good morrow; good ^.^ mowwow, uWu Catesby. 
You ^-^ may ÚwÚ jest OwO on, ;;w;; but, uWu by OwO the holy >_< wood, 
I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike ^.^ these uWu sevewaw UwU counciws, :3 I. 
HASTINGS. UwU My lord, I howd my life as dear as xDD youws, 
And never in my OwO days, I ^-^ do protest, 
>_> Was ^.^ it OwO so pwecious ^-^ to me as 'tis OwO nyow. 
:33 Think you, uWu but UwU that I xDD knyow ^-^ ouw OwO state ^.^ secuwe, 
I would >w< be OwO so triumphant as I :33 am? 
^-^ STANWEY. The uWu wowds at :3 Pomfwet, when uWu they rode ^-^ fwom 
London, 
Were x3 jocund ÚwÚ and suppos'd theiw states ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; suwe, 
And uWu they >_< indeed xDD had nyo cause ^-^ to :3 mistwust; 
But ÚwÚ yet you UwU see how >_> soon OwO the :3 day OwO o'ewcast. 
:3 This ^w^ sudden :33 stab >_> of ^w^ wancouw I ^.^ misdoubt; 
;;w;; Pway God, I ÚwÚ say, I ^w^ pwuv :3 a needless uWu cowawd. 
>_> What, uWu shaww ^-^ we towawd OwO the :33 Towew? The :3 day :3 is >w< spent. 
HASTINGS. ^w^ Come, xDD come, ^.^ have with you. ^-^ Wot you what, my 
Lord? 
uWu To-day OwO the uWu wowds you >w< tawk'd >_> of awe beheaded. 
^-^ STANWEY. :3 They, uWu fow theiw truth, UwU might better wear theiw 
:3 heads 
>w< Than >w< some UwU that ^.^ have ^w^ accus'd them wear theiw hats. 
But xDD come, my lord, wet's >_> away. 

x3 Entew ^w^ HASTINGS, :3 a :3 puwsuivant 

HASTINGS. uWu Go uWu on ^.^ befowe; I'll talk with :3 this good fewwow. 
>_< Exeunt ÚwÚ STANWEY ÚwÚ and >w< CATESBY 
OwO How nyow, Hastings! OwO How :33 goes OwO the x3 wowwd with OwO thee? 
PURSUIVANT. The better UwU that >_> youw ^.^ wowdship >w< pwease ^-^ to ask. 
HASTINGS. I tell ^.^ thee, man, 'tis better with me :3 nyow 
>w< Than when :3 thou met'st me last xDD whewe :3 nyow ^-^ we meet: 
;;w;; Then ÚwÚ was I ^-^ going pwisonyew ^-^ to OwO the >w< Towew 
By OwO the >_> suggestion >_> of OwO the Queen's ÚwÚ awwies; 
But nyow, I tell uWu thee-keep ^.^ it ^-^ to ^w^ thysewf- 
:3 This :3 day x3 those enyewnyies awe >w< put ^-^ to >_< death, 
And I in better OwO state than e'ew I ÚwÚ was. 
PURSUIVANT. :3 God howd it, ^-^ to >_> youw honour's good xDD content! 
HASTINGS. ^w^ Gwamewcy, ÚwÚ Hastings; there, dwink UwU that uWu fow >_> me. 
[Thwows him his UwU puwse] 
PURSUIVANT. I :3 thank >_> youw honyouw. Exit 

x3 Entew :3 a PRIEST 

PRIEST. ^.^ Weww met, my ^w^ wowd; I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to UwU see >_> youw honyouw. 
HASTINGS. I :3 thank ^.^ thee, good Sir :33 John, with >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. 
I x3 am in >_> youw >_> debt uWu fow >_> youw last exercise; 
Come OwO the next ^w^ Sabbath, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^.^ content you. 
:3 [He whispers in his ^-^ eaw] 
PRIEST. I'll OwO wait x3 upon >_> youw >_> wowdship. 

x3 Entew >_> BUCKINGHAM 

>w< BUCKINGHAM. >_> What, >_> tawking with :3 a :33 pwiest, Wowd 
;;w;; Chambewwain! 
Your fwiends at :3 Pomfwet, uWu they ^-^ do :3 nyeed OwO the >_< pwiest: 
Your uWu honyouw ;;w;; hath nyo ÚwÚ shwiving wowk in hand. 
HASTINGS. Good :33 faith, ÚwÚ and when I met :3 this holy man, 
The x3 men you talk >_> of came OwO into my mind. 
>_> What, >w< go you towawd OwO the :33 Towew? 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. I uWu do, my lord, uWu but wong I cannyot stay :3 thewe; 
I uWu shaww xDD wetuwn before >_> youw ^.^ wowdship >_> thence. 
HASTINGS. ;;w;; Nyay, >_< wike enyough, uWu fow I stay ;;w;; dinnyew ^.^ thewe. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. ^-^ [Aside] And ^w^ suppew UwU too, although :3 thou 
OwO knyowest ^.^ it x3 nyot.- 
^w^ Come, uWu wiww you go? 
HASTINGS. I'll OwO wait x3 upon >_> youw >_> wowdship. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. 

:3 Pomfwet >_> Castwe 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW ^.^ WICHAWD ^w^ WATCWIFF, with hawbewds, cawwying OwO the xDD Nyobwes, 
x3 WIVEWS, >w< GWEY, ÚwÚ and ^-^ VAUGHAN, ^-^ to death 

x3 WIVEWS. Sir Richard Ratcliff, let me tell ÚwÚ thee :33 this: 
uWu To-day ^-^ shawt :3 thou >w< behowd :3 a :33 subject die 
>_< Fow truth, uWu fow duty, ÚwÚ and uWu fow xDD woyawty. 
GWEY. :3 God bless OwO the Prince ^-^ fwom >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ pack >_> of xDD you! 
OwO A knot you awe >_> of damned blood-suckers. 
>_> VAUGHAN. You live UwU that uWu shaww x3 cwy >_> woe uWu fow :3 this hereafter. 
WATCWIFF. Dispatch; OwO the UwU wimit >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; wives :3 is >_< out. 
x3 WIVEWS. :3 O :3 Pomfwet, :33 Pomfwet! :3 O :3 thou bwoody x3 pwison, 
Fatal ÚwÚ and ominyous ^-^ to x3 nyobwe peers! 
xDD Within OwO the OwO guiwty :3 cwosuwe >_> of >w< thy >_< wawws 
^.^ WICHAWD OwO the ^w^ Second here ÚwÚ was ;;w;; hack'd ^-^ to ^w^ death; 
And uWu fow ^-^ mowe :3 swandew ^-^ to >w< thy dismaw uWu seat, 
We ^w^ give ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ^-^ ouw :33 guiwtwess UwU bwood ^-^ to drink. 
GWEY. Nyow ;;w;; Mawgawet's ^w^ cuwse :3 is OwO faww'n x3 upon ^-^ ouw UwU heads, 
When ^.^ she >_< excwaim'd uWu on Hastings, you, ÚwÚ and OwO I, 
>_< Fow standing uWu by when Richard ÚwÚ stabb'd xDD hew :33 son. 
x3 WIVEWS. ;;w;; Then :33 cuws'd ^.^ she ÚwÚ Wichawd, then :33 cuws'd ^.^ she 
^w^ Buckingham, 
;;w;; Then :33 cuws'd ^.^ she ^.^ Hastings. :33 O, :33 wemembew, God, 
ÚwÚ To hear xDD hew >w< pwayew uWu fow ;;w;; them, as :3 nyow uWu fow >_< us! 
And uWu fow my ;;w;; sistew, ÚwÚ and xDD hew >_< pwincewy OwO sons, 
Be >_< satisfied, dear God, with ^-^ ouw OwO twue blood, 
>w< Which, as :3 thou >_< knyow'st, unjustly >w< must >w< be ÚwÚ spiwt. 
WATCWIFF. UwU Make >_> haste; OwO the hour >_> of death :3 is ^-^ expiate. 
x3 WIVEWS. ^w^ Come, Gwey; xDD come, ÚwÚ Vaughan; let OwO us here UwU embwace. 
Faweweww, xDD untiw ^-^ we ^.^ meet UwU again in >_< heaven. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE ÚwÚ 4 

Wondon. The >w< Towew 

x3 Entew :3 BUCKINGHAM, ÚwÚ DEWBY, ^w^ HASTINGS, OwO the :3 BISHOP >_> of ELY, ^w^ WATCWIFF, LOVEL, 
with ÚwÚ othews ÚwÚ and x3 seat themsewves at :3 a ^-^ tabwe 

HASTINGS. Nyow, x3 nyobwe peers, OwO the cause x3 why ^-^ we awe met 
^-^ Is ^-^ to xDD detewminye >_> of OwO the coronation. 
UwU In God's name speak-when :3 is OwO the :33 woyaw day? 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. ^-^ Is >w< aww >w< things ready uWu fow OwO the :33 woyaw >_> time? 
^.^ DEWBY. ^w^ It ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wants uWu but ^w^ nyominyation. 
:3 BISHOP >_< OF OwO EWY. >w< To-mowwow then I ;;w;; judge :3 a x3 happy day. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. OwO Who knows OwO the Wowd OwO Pwotectow's :33 mind 
herein? 
OwO Who :3 is UwU most >_< inwawd with OwO the x3 nyobwe OwO Duke? 
:3 BISHOP >_< OF OwO EWY. Your Gwace, ^-^ we xDD think, shouwd soonest xDD knyow 
his mind. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. We xDD knyow OwO each other's faces; uWu fow ^-^ ouw hearts, 
ÚwÚ He knows nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of >_< minye than I >_> of yours; 
Ow I >_> of his, my lord, than you >_> of x3 minye. 
Wowd Hastings, you ÚwÚ and ^.^ he awe ;;w;; nyeaw in wuv. 
HASTINGS. I :3 thank his Gwace, I xDD knyow ^.^ he loves me ;;w;; weww; 
But uWu fow his OwO puwpose in OwO the x3 cowonyation 
I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ sounded ^w^ him, :3 nyow ^.^ he deliver'd 
His >_< gwacious ^w^ pweasuwe ^-^ any uWu way :33 thewein. 
But you, my honyouwabwe x3 wowds, ^-^ may name OwO the time; 
And in OwO the >w< Duke's behawf I'll ^w^ give my OwO voice, 
>w< Which, I xDD pwesume, :3 he'ww UwU take in gentwe pawt. 

x3 Entew ^w^ GWOUCESTEW 

:3 BISHOP >_< OF OwO EWY. UwU In x3 happy UwU time, here comes OwO the UwU Duke :3 himsewf. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU My x3 nyobwe uWu wowds ÚwÚ and :3 cousins >_> an, good mowwow. 
I ^.^ have >_< been wong :3 a sweepew, uWu but I xDD twust 
UwU My absence doth ^.^ nyegwect nyo gweat x3 design 
^w^ Which uWu by my :3 pwesence UwU might ^.^ have >_< been concluded. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. Had you ^.^ nyot come x3 upon >_> youw cue, my lord, 
WIWWIAM Wowd ^-^ Hastings xDD had pwonyounc'd >_> youw OwO pawt- 
I >_> mean, >_> youw >w< voice uWu fow ^-^ cwownying >_> of OwO the King. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< Than my Wowd ^-^ Hastings nyo man UwU might >w< be 
bolder; 
His ^.^ wowdship knows me ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ and loves me :33 weww. 
UwU My lord >_> of UwU Ewy, when I ÚwÚ was last in Howbown 
I ^-^ saw good strawberries in >_> youw garden ^.^ thewe. 
I ^-^ do uWu beseech you ^-^ send uWu fow >w< some >_> of ^.^ them. 
:3 BISHOP >_> of OwO EWY. :33 Mawwy ÚwÚ and wiww, my lord, with >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. 
Exit 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Cousin >_> of ^w^ Buckingham, :3 a >_> wowd with you. 
[Takes him aside] 
>_< Catesby ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ sounded ^-^ Hastings in ^-^ ouw businyess, 
And ^.^ finds OwO the ÚwÚ testy ^-^ gentweman OwO so ^.^ hot 
:33 That ^.^ he uWu wiww wose his head ewe ^w^ give consent 
His >_< mastew's OwO chiwd, as OwO wowshipfuwwy ^.^ he >_> tewms it, 
:33 Shaww wose OwO the ÚwÚ woyawty >_> of England's thwonye. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. ÚwÚ Withdwaw yourself :33 awhiwe; I'll >w< go with you. 
>_< Exeunt ^w^ GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and >_> BUCKINGHAM 
^.^ DEWBY. We ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet xDD set ;;w;; down :3 this :3 day >_> of twiumph. 
:3 To-mowwow, in my judgment, :3 is xDD too >_> sudden; 
>_< Fow I ^-^ mysewf x3 am ^.^ nyot OwO so ;;w;; weww provided 
UwU As ewse I would ^.^ be, ;;w;; wewe OwO the :3 day ^w^ pwowong'd. 

;;w;; We-entew OwO the :3 BISHOP >_< OF UwU EWY 

:3 BISHOP >_< OF OwO EWY. :3 Whewe :3 is my lord OwO the UwU Duke >_> of >w< Gwoucestew? 
I ^.^ have x3 sent uWu fow ^.^ these strawberries. 
HASTINGS. His OwO Gwace looks x3 cheewfuwwy ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ smooth :3 this 
mownying; 
There's >w< some uWu conceit ^w^ ow uWu othew wikes him ;;w;; weww 
When UwU that ^.^ he >_< bids good ^-^ mowwow with such spirit. 
I ÚwÚ think :33 thewe's never :3 a man in uWu Chwistendom 
^w^ Can ^.^ wessew hide his love ^w^ ow UwU hate than xDD he; 
>_< Fow uWu by his ;;w;; face straight uWu shaww you xDD knyow his ÚwÚ heawt. 
^.^ DEWBY. What >_> of his OwO heawt pewceive you in his ;;w;; face 
By ^-^ any ^w^ wivewihood ^.^ he show'd uWu to-day? 
HASTINGS. x3 Mawwy, UwU that with nyo man here ^.^ he :3 is xDD offended; 
>_< Fow, ;;w;; wewe >_< he, ^.^ he xDD had shown ^.^ it in his OwO wooks. 

;;w;; We-entew ^w^ GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and >_> BUCKINGHAM 

OwO GWOUCESTEW. I pray you aww, tell me what uWu they deserve 
:33 That ^-^ do :33 conspiwe my death with uWu deviwish >_< pwots 
x3 Of damned ^w^ witchcwaft, ÚwÚ and UwU that ^.^ have ;;w;; pwevaiw'd 
:3 Upon my ÚwÚ body with theiw ^.^ hewwish charms? 
HASTINGS. The >w< tendew love I bear >_> youw Gwace, my lord, 
:3 Makes me UwU most :3 fowwawd in :3 this >_< pwincewy :3 pwesence 
ÚwÚ To :33 doom th' >w< offendews, :33 whosoe'ew uWu they UwU be. 
I ÚwÚ say, my lord, uWu they ^.^ have >w< desewved :33 death. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Then >w< be >_> youw eyes OwO the witness >_> of theiw :33 eviw. 
Wook how I x3 am ^.^ bewitch'd; uWu behowd, >_< minye arm 
^-^ Is >_< wike :3 a OwO bwasted sapling ^.^ withew'd :33 up. 
And :3 this :3 is x3 Edwawd's xDD wife, UwU that monstrous witch, 
^w^ Consowted with UwU that hawwot >w< stwumpet Shore, 
:33 That uWu by theiw OwO witchcwaft ;;w;; thus ^.^ have marked >_> me. 
HASTINGS. >w< If uWu they ^.^ have x3 donye :3 this deed, my x3 nyobwe wowd- 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. If?-thou protector >_> of :3 this damned ^-^ stwumpet, 
Talk'st :3 thou ^-^ to me >_> of ifs? Thou art :3 a ^-^ twaitow. 
^-^ Off with his head! Nyow uWu by x3 Saint Paul I uWu sweaw 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu dinye xDD untiw I UwU see OwO the OwO same. 
Wuvw ÚwÚ and Ratcliff, ÚwÚ wook UwU that ^.^ it >w< be >w< donye. 
The west UwU that love uWu me, xDD wise ÚwÚ and follow >_> me. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ^w^ HASTINGS, LOVEL, ÚwÚ and >_< WATCWIFF 
HASTINGS. ^.^ Woe, x3 woe, uWu fow :33 Engwand! ^.^ nyot :3 a whit uWu fow me; 
>_< Fow OwO I, xDD too uWu fond, UwU might ^.^ have >w< pwevented ÚwÚ this. 
ÚwÚ STANWEY >_> did ^-^ dweam OwO the ^-^ boaw >_> did raze ^-^ ouw xDD hewms, 
And I >_> did :33 scown ^.^ it ÚwÚ and >w< disdain ^-^ to uWu fwy. 
>_< Thwee xDD times OwO to-day my foot-cloth horse >_> did stumble, 
And started when ^.^ he ^.^ wook'd x3 upon OwO the :33 Towew, 
UwU As loath ^-^ to bear me ^-^ to OwO the swaughtew-house. 
:33 O, :3 nyow I :3 nyeed OwO the pwiest UwU that ^-^ spake ^-^ to UwU me! 
I :3 nyow ^w^ wepent I told OwO the UwU puwsuivant, 
UwU As xDD too x3 twiumphing, how >_< minye >_> enyemies 
uWu To-day at :3 Pomfwet >_> bwoodiwy ;;w;; wewe :3 butchew'd, 
And I ^-^ mysewf secure in OwO gwace ÚwÚ and OwO favouw. 
:3 O Margaret, Margaret, :3 nyow >w< thy :33 heavy ^w^ cuwse 
^-^ Is ;;w;; wighted uWu on UwU poow OwO Hastings' wwetched head! 
WATCWIFF. ^w^ Come, xDD come, OwO dispatch; OwO the UwU Duke would >w< be at 
uWu dinnyew. 
UwU Make :3 a ^-^ showt shwift; ^.^ he longs ^-^ to UwU see >_> youw head. 
HASTINGS. :3 O momentary OwO gwace >_> of x3 mowtaw ^-^ men, 
^w^ Which ^-^ we ^-^ mowe uWu hunt uWu fow than OwO the OwO gwace >_> of God! 
OwO Who ^w^ buiwds his >w< hope in ÚwÚ aiw >_> of >_> youw good looks 
Wives >_< wike :3 a drunken OwO saiwow uWu on :3 a :3 mast, 
ÚwÚ Weady with every nod ^-^ to ÚwÚ tumbwe ;;w;; down 
x3 Into OwO the :33 fataw uWu bowews >_> of OwO the deep. 
xDD WOVEW. ^w^ Come, xDD come, OwO dispatch; 'tis :33 bootwess ^-^ to exclaim. 
HASTINGS. :3 O bwoody OwO Wichawd! >w< Misewabwe :33 Engwand! 
I pwophesy OwO the fearfull'st UwU time ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee 
:33 That >w< evew wwetched :3 age ;;w;; hath ^.^ wook'd upon. 
^w^ Come, ;;w;; wead me ^-^ to OwO the >_< bwock; bear him my head. 
^.^ They >_> smiwe at me ^-^ who :33 showtwy uWu shaww >w< be UwU dead. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE 5. 

Wondon. The Tower-walls 

x3 Entew ^w^ GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and >_> BUCKINGHAM in rotten x3 awmouw, ^-^ mawvewwous >_< iww-favouwed 

OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ Come, uWu cousin, ^w^ canst :3 thou ^-^ quake ÚwÚ and >_> change 
>w< thy >_< cowouw, 
Murder >w< thy >_> bweath in middwe >_> of :3 a ;;w;; wowd, 
And then UwU again ÚwÚ begin, ÚwÚ and xDD stop uWu again, 
UwU As ^-^ if :3 thou ;;w;; wewe ^-^ distwaught ÚwÚ and mad with terror? 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU Tut, I can >w< countewfeit OwO the ^-^ deep ^-^ twagedian; 
^w^ Speak ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook ^w^ back, ÚwÚ and xDD pwy uWu on every >w< side, 
^-^ Twembwe ÚwÚ and start at ^w^ wagging >_> of :3 a straw, 
UwU Intending ^-^ deep ^w^ suspicion. :33 Ghastwy looks 
uWu Awe at my UwU sewvice, >_< wike ^-^ enfowced :3 smiwes; 
And uWu both awe ready in theiw ^-^ offices 
^.^ At ^-^ any UwU time ^-^ to OwO gwace my OwO stwatagems. 
But what, :3 is >_< Catesby gonye? 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ He >_> is; :3 and, >_> see, ^.^ he brings OwO the >_< mayow awong. 

x3 Entew OwO the LORD :33 MAYOW ÚwÚ and >w< CATESBY 

>w< BUCKINGHAM. Wowd Mayow- 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Wook ^-^ to OwO the :3 dwawbwidge ;;w;; thewe! 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. >_> Hawk! :3 a drum. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Catesby, :3 o'ewwook OwO the walls. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. Wowd Mayor, OwO the reason ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< sent- 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Wook ^w^ back, ^w^ defend thee; here awe enyemies. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. :3 God ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >w< innyocence ^w^ defend ÚwÚ and guawd >_< us! 

x3 Entew uWu WOVEW ÚwÚ and ^w^ WATCWIFF, with >_> HASTINGS' head 

OwO GWOUCESTEW. Be patient; uWu they awe friends-Ratcliff ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Wuvw. 
xDD WOVEW. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the head >_> of UwU that ^-^ ignyobwe >w< twaitow, 
The dangewous ÚwÚ and ;;w;; unsuspected ^.^ Hastings. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ So dear I :33 wov'd OwO the man UwU that I >w< must weep. 
I took him uWu fow OwO the x3 pwainyest harmless ;;w;; cweatuwe 
:33 That breath'd x3 upon OwO the :3 eawth :3 a Chwistian; 
^w^ Made him my book, wherein my ^w^ souw recorded 
The history >_> of >w< aww xDD hew >w< secwet xDD thoughts. 
^w^ So ÚwÚ smooth ^.^ he UwU daub'd his OwO vice with show >_> of :3 viwtue 
That, his apparent open UwU guiwt omitted, 
I UwU mean his convewsation with xDD Showe's ^.^ wife- 
ÚwÚ He uWu wiv'd ^-^ fwom >w< aww uWu attaindew >_> of suspects. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. Weww, well, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was OwO the xDD cuvwt'st ^-^ shewt'wed 
>_> twaitow 
:33 That >w< evew wiv'd. 
Wouwd you imagine, ^w^ ow ^w^ awmost bewieve- 
Were't ^.^ nyot UwU that uWu by gweat x3 pwesewvation 
We live ^-^ to tell x3 it-that OwO the subtle >_> twaitow 
:3 This :3 day xDD had >_< pwotted, in OwO the counciw-house, 
ÚwÚ To murder me ÚwÚ and my good Wowd >_> of ^w^ Gwoucestew. 
uWu MAYOW. Had ^.^ he x3 donye so? 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_< What! ÚwÚ think you ^-^ we awe OwO Tuwks ^w^ ow Infidews? 
Ow UwU that ^-^ we ÚwÚ wouwd, x3 against OwO the fowm >_> of waw, 
x3 Pwoceed ;;w;; thus ^w^ washwy in OwO the villain's death 
But UwU that OwO the extreme peril >_> of OwO the ^-^ case, 
The xDD peace >_> of ^.^ Engwand ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ pewsons' >w< safety, 
>w< Enfowc'd OwO us ^-^ to :3 this execution? 
uWu MAYOW. Nyow, fair befall xDD you! ÚwÚ He deserv'd his ^w^ death; 
And >_> youw good Gwaces uWu both ^.^ have ;;w;; weww proceeded 
ÚwÚ To >_> wawn false ^-^ twaitows ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< wike attempts. 
I never ^.^ wook'd uWu fow better at his ^.^ hands 
:33 Aftew ^.^ he UwU once feww in with ^w^ Mistwess Showe. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. >_> Yet xDD had ^-^ we ^.^ nyot determin'd ^.^ he shouwd die 
^.^ Untiw >_> youw ^.^ wowdship came ^-^ to UwU see his ^-^ end- 
^w^ Which :3 nyow OwO the :33 woving haste >_> of ^.^ these ^-^ ouw fwiends, 
OwO Something x3 against ^-^ ouw meanyings, ^.^ have uWu pwevented- 
Because, my lord, I would ^.^ have xDD had you heard 
The >_> twaitow ÚwÚ speak, ÚwÚ and timowouswy x3 confess 
The manner ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO puwpose >_> of his :3 tweasons: 
:33 That you UwU might ;;w;; weww ^.^ have signified OwO the >_> same 
^.^ Unto OwO the >_< citizens, ^-^ who uWu hapwy ^-^ may 
OwO Misconstew OwO us in him ÚwÚ and ;;w;; waiw his :33 death. 
uWu MAYOW. But, my good lord, >_> youw Gwace's uWu wowds uWu shaww sewve 
UwU As ;;w;; weww as I xDD had uWu seen ÚwÚ and heard him >_< speak; 
And ^-^ do ^.^ nyot UwU doubt, ^.^ wight x3 nyobwe ;;w;; Pwinces ^.^ both, 
But I'll :3 acquaint ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ duteous xDD citizens 
x3 With >w< aww >_> youw ^.^ just proceedings in :3 this ^.^ cause. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. And ^-^ to UwU that ^-^ end ^-^ we :33 wish'd >_> youw ^.^ wowdship ;;w;; hewe, 
^.^ T' UwU avoid OwO the OwO the OwO the ÚwÚ censuwes >_> of OwO the carping world. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. ^w^ Which >_< since you come xDD too ^.^ wate >_> of ^-^ ouw >_> intent, 
>_> Yet witness what you hear ^-^ we >_> did :33 intend. 
And so, my good Wowd Mayor, ^-^ we ;;w;; bid faweweww. 
Exit LORD :33 MAYOW 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Go, aftew, aftew, cousin Buckingham. 
The >w< Mayow towards Guildhall OwO hies him in OwO an UwU post. 
Thewe, at >_> youw ;;w;; meet'st ^w^ advantage >_> of OwO the UwU time, 
ÚwÚ Infew OwO the OwO bastawdy >_> of x3 Edwawd's children. 
>_> Teww them how >_< Edwawd >w< put ^-^ to death :3 a xDD citizen 
>_> Onwy uWu fow ^.^ saying ^.^ he would ^-^ make his :3 son 
Heir ^-^ to OwO the >_< cwown-meanying >_< indeed his OwO house, 
^w^ Which uWu by OwO the >w< sign thereof ÚwÚ was termed ÚwÚ so. 
Moweuvw, :3 uwge his ^-^ hatefuw ;;w;; wuxuwy 
And bestial :3 appetite in >_> change >_> of >w< wust, 
^w^ Which stwetch'd x3 unto theiw servants, daughtews, x3 wives, 
>_< Even xDD whewe his >_< waging eye ^w^ ow savage OwO heawt 
Without ÚwÚ contwow lusted ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a >w< pwey. 
;;w;; Nyay, uWu fow :3 a ^w^ nyeed, ;;w;; thus :3 faw come ;;w;; nyeaw my ÚwÚ pewson: 
>_> Teww ;;w;; them, when UwU that my mothew went with >w< chiwd 
x3 Of UwU that :33 insatiate Edwawd, x3 nyobwe uWu Yowk 
UwU My >_< pwincewy fathew then xDD had wars in Fwance 
And, uWu by OwO twue ;;w;; computation >_> of OwO the UwU time, 
;;w;; Found UwU that OwO the xDD issue ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot his :33 begot; 
^w^ Which ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ appeawed in his uWu winyeaments, 
>_> Being nyothing >_< wike OwO the x3 nyobwe UwU Duke my father. 
>_> Yet ^.^ touch :3 this spawingwy, as 'twere :3 faw off; 
Because, my lord, you xDD knyow my mothew >w< wives. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. Doubt ;;w;; nyot, my lord, I'll xDD pway OwO the OwO owatow 
UwU As ^-^ if OwO the gowden >_< fee uWu fow ;;w;; which I >w< pwead 
Were uWu fow mysewf; ÚwÚ and so, my lord, ^.^ adieu. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. >w< If you thrive well, bwing them ^-^ to Baynard's 
Castwe; 
:3 Whewe you uWu shaww find me ;;w;; weww accompanied 
x3 With OwO wevewend fathews ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww ^w^ weawnyed uWu bishops. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. I ^.^ go; ÚwÚ and towards three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw o'cwock 
Wook uWu fow OwO the UwU nyews UwU that OwO the Guildhall >_> affowds. Exit 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Go, Wuvw, with >w< aww ÚwÚ speed ^-^ to ^w^ Doctow xDD Shaw. 
uWu [To ^w^ CATESBY] uWu Go :3 thou ^-^ to Fwiaw ÚwÚ Penkew. UwU Bid them uWu both 
UwU Meet me within :3 this hour at Baynard's Castle. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ^w^ GWOUCESTEW 
Nyow uWu wiww I >w< go ^-^ to UwU take >w< some >_< pwivy owdew 
ÚwÚ To dwaw OwO the uWu bwats >_> of uWu Cwawence >_< out >_> of ^-^ sight, 
And ^-^ to ^w^ give owdew UwU that nyo manner person 
>_< Have ^-^ any UwU time recourse x3 unto OwO the Princes. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE :33 6. 

Wondon. OwO A uWu stweet 

x3 Entew :3 a SCWIVENyEW 

SCWIVENyEW. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the ^w^ indictment >_> of OwO the good Wowd ÚwÚ Hastings; 
^w^ Which in :3 a xDD set hand ^w^ faiwwy :3 is engwoss'd 
:33 That ^.^ it ^-^ may >w< be OwO to-day ;;w;; wead o'ew in Pauw's. 
And mark how ;;w;; weww OwO the >w< sequew OwO hangs ^.^ togethew: 
>_< Eweven ^w^ houws I ^.^ have spent ^-^ to wwite ^.^ it over, 
>_< Fow :33 yestewnyight uWu by >_< Catesby ÚwÚ was ^.^ it x3 sent me; 
The OwO pwecedent ÚwÚ was :33 fuww as wong ^-^ a-doing; 
And ÚwÚ yet within ^.^ these five ^w^ houws ^-^ Hastings liv'd, 
uWu Untainted, ^w^ unyexamin'd, ^.^ fwee, at :33 wibewty. 
Here's :3 a good x3 wowwd OwO the whiwe! OwO Who :3 is OwO so OwO gwos 
:33 That cannyot UwU see :3 this ÚwÚ pawpabwe xDD device? 
>_> Yet :33 who's OwO so bowd uWu but :33 says ^.^ he >_> sees ^.^ it not? 
Bad :3 is OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; ÚwÚ and >w< aww uWu wiww come ^-^ to >_> nyought, 
When such i-iww deawing >w< must >w< be uWu seen in OwO thought. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE :3 7. 

Wondon. Baynard's >_> Castwe 

x3 Entew ^w^ GWOUCESTEW ÚwÚ and :3 BUCKINGHAM, at uWu sevewaw :33 doows 

OwO GWOUCESTEW. OwO How nyow, how nyow! What uWu say OwO the ;;w;; citizens? 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. Nyow, uWu by OwO the holy Mother >_> of ^-^ ouw :3 Wowd, 
The xDD citizens awe UwU mum, uWu say ^.^ nyot :3 a :33 wowd. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Touch'd you OwO the OwO bastawdy >_> of x3 Edwawd's 
children? 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. I did; with his :33 contwact with OwO Wady :33 Wucy, 
And his :33 contwact uWu by uWu deputy in xDD Fwance; 
^-^ Th' :33 insatiate gweedinyess >_> of his desiwe, 
And his ^-^ enfowcement >_> of OwO the :33 city wives; 
His ^w^ tywanny uWu fow ;;w;; twifwes; his >_> own bastardy, 
UwU As being got, >_> youw fathew then in UwU Fwance, 
And his resemblance, being ^.^ nyot >_< wike OwO the >_> Duke. 
Withaw I >_> did >_> infew >_> youw uWu winyeaments, 
>_> Being OwO the ^.^ wight idea >_> of >_> youw fathew, 
Both in >_> youw fowm ÚwÚ and ;;w;; nyobwenyess >_> of mind; 
Waid open >w< aww >_> youw ^-^ victowies in Scotland, 
Your UwU discipwinye in war, OwO wisdom in :3 peace, 
Your x3 bounty, uWu viwtue, fair ^-^ humiwity; 
;;w;; Indeed, weft nyothing >w< fitting uWu fow >_> youw OwO puwpose 
>_< Untouch'd ^w^ ow slightly ^w^ handwed in ^w^ discouwse. 
And when >_< minye owatowy >_< dwew towawd ^-^ end 
I ;;w;; bid them UwU that >_> did love theiw ^-^ countwy's good 
OwO Cwy 'God :33 save ÚwÚ Wichawd, England's :33 woyaw King!' 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. And >_> did uWu they so? 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. No, OwO so :3 God ^w^ hewp uWu me, uWu they ^-^ spake ^.^ nyot :3 a ^w^ wowd; 
But, >_< wike OwO dumb statues ^w^ ow breathing ^w^ stonyes, 
Staw'd OwO each uWu on xDD othew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wook'd >_> deadwy ÚwÚ pawe. 
^w^ Which when I ;;w;; saw, I xDD wepwehended ;;w;; them, 
And ÚwÚ ask'd OwO the >w< Mayow what meant :3 this UwU wiwfuww silence. 
His ÚwÚ answew OwO was, OwO the ^w^ peopwe ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot used 
ÚwÚ To >w< be xDD spoke ^-^ to uWu but uWu by OwO the xDD Wecowdew. 
;;w;; Then ^.^ he ÚwÚ was urg'd ^-^ to tell my xDD tawe again. 
x3 'Thus saith OwO the Duke, ;;w;; thus ;;w;; hath OwO the UwU Duke inferr'd'- 
But nyothing xDD spoke in ;;w;; wawwant ^-^ fwom :3 himsewf. 
When ^.^ he xDD had >_< donye, >w< some followers >_> of >_< minye >_> own 
^.^ At wowew ^-^ end >_> of OwO the hall xDD huww'd OwO up theiw :33 caps, 
And >w< some >w< ten OwO voices :3 cwied 'God :33 save UwU King Wichawd!' 
And ;;w;; thus I took OwO the :3 vantage >_> of x3 those :3 few- 
'Thanks, gentwe xDD citizens ÚwÚ and :33 fwiends,' OwO quoth I 
>_< 'This ^w^ genyewaw applause ÚwÚ and cheerful ^.^ shout 
xDD Awgues >_> youw >_> wisdoms ÚwÚ and >_> youw love ^-^ to :3 Wichawd.' 
And x3 even here :33 bwake x3 off ÚwÚ and came >_> away. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_> What, tonguewess blocks ;;w;; wewe OwO they? Wouwd 
uWu they ^.^ nyot speak? 
uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot OwO the >w< Mayow then ÚwÚ and his ;;w;; bwethwen ^.^ come? 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. The >w< Mayow :3 is here at hand. ^.^ Intend >w< some fear; 
Be ^.^ nyot you xDD spoke with uWu but uWu by :3 mighty >_< suit; 
And ÚwÚ wook you >_< get :3 a prayer-book in >_> youw ;;w;; hand, 
And ^.^ stand :3 between two chuwchmen, good my ^w^ wowd; 
>_< Fow uWu on UwU that gwound I'll ^-^ make :3 a holy ^w^ descant; 
And >w< be ^.^ nyot easiwy xDD won ^-^ to ^-^ ouw UwU wequests. 
;;w;; Pway OwO the :33 maid's UwU pawt: still ÚwÚ answew xDD nyay, ÚwÚ and UwU take it. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. I ^.^ go; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if you >w< pwead as ;;w;; weww uWu fow them 
UwU As I can uWu say UwU nyay ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee uWu fow ÚwÚ mysewf, 
:3 Nyo x3 doubt ^-^ we bwing ^.^ it ^-^ to :3 a x3 happy >_< issue. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. Go, ÚwÚ go, OwO up ^-^ to OwO the leads; OwO the Wowd >w< Mayow 
knocks. Exit ^w^ GWOUCESTEW 

x3 Entew OwO the LORD >w< MAYOW, ÚwÚ AWDEWMEN, ÚwÚ and xDD citizens 

Wewcome, my :33 wowd. I ^-^ dance uWu attendance xDD hewe; 
I ÚwÚ think OwO the UwU Duke uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD spoke :3 withaw. 

x3 Entew >w< CATESBY 

Nyow, ^-^ Catesby, what :33 says >_> youw lord ^-^ to my request? 
CATESBY. ÚwÚ He doth entweat >_> youw Gwace, my x3 nyobwe lord, 
ÚwÚ To >w< visit him to-morrow ^w^ ow next day. 
ÚwÚ He :3 is ÚwÚ within, with two ^.^ wight OwO wevewend ÚwÚ fathews, 
:3 Divinyewy bent ^-^ to uWu meditation; 
And in nyo :33 wowwdwy ÚwÚ suits would ^.^ he >w< be mov'd, 
ÚwÚ To dwaw him ^-^ fwom his holy uWu exewcise. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU Wetuwn, good ^-^ Catesby, ^-^ to OwO the >_< gwacious Duke; 
>_> Teww ^w^ him, ÚwÚ mysewf, OwO the >w< Mayow ÚwÚ and Awdewmen, 
UwU In ^-^ deep OwO designs, in matter >_> of gweat :3 moment, 
:3 Nyo less impowting than ^-^ ouw ^w^ genyewaw uWu good, 
uWu Awe come ^-^ to ^.^ have >w< some >w< confewence with his ^-^ Gwace. 
CATESBY. I'll signify OwO so >w< much x3 unto him ÚwÚ stwaight. Exit 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. >_< Ah xDD ha, my lord, :3 this pwince :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO an >_> Edwawd! 
ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ nyot lolling uWu on :3 a :3 wewd wuv-bed, 
But uWu on his knyees at uWu meditation; 
:3 Nyot ÚwÚ dawwying with :3 a >w< bwace >_> of ^-^ couwtezans, 
But UwU meditating with two ^-^ deep x3 divinyes; 
:3 Nyot >_> sweeping, ^-^ to ^.^ engwoss his :33 idwe body, 
But >_< pwaying, ^-^ to UwU enwich his watchful ÚwÚ souw. 
x3 Happy ;;w;; wewe ^.^ Engwand would :3 this ÚwÚ viwtuous pwince 
;;w;; Take uWu on his OwO Gwace OwO the sovereignty ÚwÚ theweof; 
But, ;;w;; suwe, I ;;w;; feaw ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ win him ^-^ to it. 
uWu MAYOW. x3 Mawwy, :3 God ^w^ defend his OwO Gwace shouwd uWu say OwO us :3 nyay! 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. I ;;w;; feaw ^.^ he uWu wiww. ;;w;; Hewe >_< Catesby comes again. 

;;w;; We-entew >w< CATESBY 

Nyow, ^-^ Catesby, what :33 says his :33 Gwace? 
CATESBY. UwU My lord, 
ÚwÚ He wonders ^-^ to what ^-^ end you ^.^ have >_< assembwed 
Such twoops >_> of xDD citizens ^-^ to come ^-^ to >_> him. 
His OwO Gwace ^.^ nyot being ^-^ wawn'd thereof OwO befowe, 
ÚwÚ He uWu feaws, my lord, you UwU mean nyo good ^-^ to >_> him. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. >_> Sowwy I x3 am my x3 nyobwe cousin shouwd 
ÚwÚ Suspect me UwU that I UwU mean nyo good ^-^ to >_> him. 
By UwU heaven, ^-^ we come ^-^ to him in pewfect :33 wuv; 
And OwO so UwU once ^-^ mowe xDD wetuwn ÚwÚ and tell his ^-^ Gwace. 
Exit >w< CATESBY 
When holy ÚwÚ and >w< devout ^-^ wewigious x3 men 
uWu Awe at theiw x3 beads, 'tis >w< much ^-^ to dwaw them >_< thence, 
^w^ So ^w^ sweet :3 is zeawous ;;w;; contempwation. 

x3 Entew ^w^ GWOUCESTEW ^-^ awoft, :3 between two >_< BISHOPS. 
>w< CATESBY wetuwns 

uWu MAYOW. ^w^ See xDD whewe his OwO Gwace ^-^ stands ^w^ 'tween two uWu cwewgymen! 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. >w< Two xDD pwops >_> of :3 viwtue uWu fow :3 a ÚwÚ Chwistian ^w^ pwince, 
ÚwÚ To stay him ^-^ fwom OwO the ^-^ faww >_> of vanity; 
And, >_> see, :3 a book >_> of >w< pwayew in his ;;w;; hand, 
^.^ Twue :33 ownyaments ^-^ to xDD knyow :3 a holy xDD man. 
xDD Famous Pwantagenyet, UwU most >_< gwacious Pwince, 
;;w;; Wend favourable ear ^-^ to ^-^ ouw requests, 
And pawdon OwO us OwO the interruption 
x3 Of >w< thy ;;w;; devotion ÚwÚ and ^.^ wight ÚwÚ Chwistian >_> zeaw. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU My lord, there ^.^ nyeeds nyo such OwO apowogy: 
I ^-^ do uWu beseech >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ to pawdon uWu me, 
Who, eawnyest in OwO the service >_> of my God, 
:33 Defeww'd OwO the visitation >_> of my >_< fwiends. 
But, ^w^ weaving this, what :3 is >_> youw Gwace's pleasure? 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. >_< Even UwU that, I hope, ;;w;; which ^w^ pweaseth :3 God ^.^ abuv, 
And >w< aww good x3 men >_> of :3 this unguvwn'd isle. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. I ^-^ do :3 suspect I ^.^ have x3 donye >w< some OwO offence 
:33 That uWu seems disgracious in OwO the x3 city's eye, 
And UwU that you come ^-^ to OwO wepwehend my ^.^ ignyowance. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. You x3 have, my :33 wowd. Wouwd ^.^ it UwU might >w< pwease 
>_> youw Gwace, 
uWu On ^-^ ouw entreaties, ^-^ to amend >_> youw x3 fauwt! 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. Else xDD whewefowe bweathe I in :3 a ÚwÚ Chwistian land? 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. xDD Knyow then, ^.^ it :3 is >_> youw fauwt UwU that you resign 
The uWu supweme uWu seat, OwO the UwU thwonye majestical, 
The >w< scept'wed >w< office >_> of >_> youw ancestors, 
Your OwO state >_> of >_> fowtunye ÚwÚ and >_> youw :3 due >_> of birth, 
The lineal >_> gwowy >_> of >_> youw :33 woyaw OwO house, 
ÚwÚ To OwO the :33 cowwuption >_> of :3 a ^-^ bwemish'd stock; 
ÚwÚ Whiwes in OwO the :33 miwdnyess >_> of >_> youw sweepy ^-^ thoughts, 
^w^ Which here ^-^ we waken ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^-^ countwy's uWu good, 
The x3 nyobwe >_> iswe doth UwU want xDD hew pwopew wimbs; 
Her ;;w;; face :3 defac'd with ;;w;; scaws >_> of x3 infamy, 
Her :33 woyaw >w< stock x3 gwaft with ^-^ ignyobwe ^.^ pwants, 
And ^w^ awmost >_< shouwd'wed in OwO the swawwowing >w< guwf 
x3 Of dark ÚwÚ fowgetfuwnyess ÚwÚ and ^-^ deep OwO obwivion. 
^w^ Which ^-^ to x3 wecuwe, ^-^ we >_> heawtiwy ÚwÚ sowicit 
Your >_< gwacious uWu sewf ^-^ to UwU take uWu on you OwO the chawge 
And >w< kingwy government >_> of :3 this >_> youw ^w^ wand- 
:3 Nyot as ;;w;; pwotectow, ^w^ stewawd, substitute, 
Ow >_> wowwy uWu factow uWu fow x3 anyothew's xDD gain; 
But as successively, ^-^ fwom UwU bwood ^-^ to blood, 
Your ^.^ wight >_> of birth, >_> youw UwU empewy, >_> youw >w< own. 
>_< Fow this, OwO consowted with OwO the >_< citizens, 
Your vewy x3 wowshipfuw ÚwÚ and :33 woving fwiends, 
And uWu by theiw vehement instigation, 
UwU In :3 this ^.^ just cause come I ^-^ to move >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. I cannyot tell ^-^ if ^-^ to xDD depawt in siwence 
Ow bitterly ^-^ to speak in >_> youw wepwoof 
:33 Best :33 fitteth my degree ^w^ ow >_> youw :3 condition. 
>w< If ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^-^ answew, you UwU might uWu hapwy ÚwÚ think 
Tongue-tied ^-^ ambition, ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wepwying, >w< yiewded 
ÚwÚ To bear OwO the gowden ^.^ yoke >_> of OwO suvweignty, 
^w^ Which fondwy you would here impose uWu on me; 
>w< If ^-^ to x3 wepwuv you uWu fow :3 this suit >_> of xDD youws, 
^w^ So xDD season'd with >_> youw xDD faithfuw love ^-^ to uWu me, 
>_> Then, uWu on OwO the uWu othew >w< side, I ^w^ check'd my >_< fwiends. 
:33 Thewefowe-to ÚwÚ speak, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to UwU avoid OwO the :33 fiwst, 
And then, in >_< speaking, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >_< incuw OwO the wast- 
Definyitivewy ;;w;; thus I ÚwÚ answew >w< you: 
Your love ^-^ desewves my UwU thanks, uWu but my desewt 
^w^ Unmewitabwe :3 shuns >_> youw UwU high request. 
First, ^-^ if >w< aww ^w^ obstacwes ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ cut ^w^ away, 
And UwU that my UwU path ;;w;; wewe x3 even ^-^ to OwO the UwU cwown, 
UwU As OwO the wipe OwO wevenyue ÚwÚ and :3 due >_> of birth, 
>_> Yet OwO so >w< much :3 is my poverty >_> of ^.^ spiwit, 
^w^ So :3 mighty ÚwÚ and OwO so many my ^w^ defects, 
:33 That I would wathew hide me ^-^ fwom my :33 gweatnyess- 
>_> Being :3 a bark ^-^ to ^.^ bwook nyo :3 mighty ;;w;; sea- 
>w< Than in my greatness covet ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; hid, 
And in OwO the ÚwÚ vapouw >_> of my >_> gwowy smothew'd. 
But, :3 God >w< be OwO thank'd, there :3 is nyo :3 nyeed >_> of :3 me- 
And >w< much I :3 nyeed ^-^ to ^w^ hewp you, ;;w;; wewe there need. 
The :33 woyaw twee ;;w;; hath weft OwO us :33 woyaw fwuit 
>w< Which, >_> mewwow'd uWu by OwO the >_< steawing ^w^ houws >_> of UwU time, 
uWu Wiww ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ become OwO the x3 seat >_> of majesty 
And >_> make, nyo UwU doubt, OwO us x3 happy uWu by his OwO weign. 
uWu On him I uWu way UwU that you would uWu way uWu on :3 me- 
The ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and >_> fowtunye >_> of his x3 happy staws, 
^w^ Which :3 God ^w^ defend UwU that I shouwd wwing ^-^ fwom >_> him. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU My lord, :3 this :33 awgues ;;w;; conscience in >_> youw 
>w< Gwace; 
But OwO the respects thereof awe nice ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twiviaw, 
^-^ Aww UwU ciwcumstances ;;w;; weww xDD considewed. 
You uWu say UwU that >_< Edwawd :3 is >_> youw >_< bwothew's :33 son. 
^w^ So uWu say ^-^ we UwU too, uWu but ^.^ nyot uWu by x3 Edwawd's ^-^ wife; 
>_< Fow ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ was ^.^ he :33 contwact ^-^ to OwO Wady Wucy- 
Your mothew ;;w;; wives :3 a witness ^-^ to his ^-^ vow- 
And aftewwawd uWu by :3 substitute ^-^ betwoth'd 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ Bonya, ^-^ sistew ^-^ to OwO the UwU King >_> of OwO Fwance. 
^.^ These uWu both >w< put OwO off, :3 a UwU poow uWu petitionyew, 
OwO A >w< cawe-cwaz'd mothew ^-^ to :3 a many OwO sons, 
OwO A ÚwÚ beauty-wanying ÚwÚ and >_> distwessed OwO widow, 
>_< Even in OwO the afternoon >_> of xDD hew :33 best OwO days, 
^w^ Made UwU pwize ÚwÚ and ^-^ puwchase >_> of his >_< wanton eye, 
:33 Seduc'd OwO the :3 pitch ÚwÚ and >_< height >_> of his degree 
ÚwÚ To base >_< decwension ÚwÚ and woath'd x3 bigamy. 
By UwU hew, in his uWu unwawfuw :33 bed, ^.^ he ^w^ got 
:3 This Edwawd, xDD whom ^-^ ouw ^-^ mannyews caww OwO the ^.^ Pwince. 
Mowe bitterly :33 couwd I expostulate, 
ÚwÚ Save UwU that, uWu fow uWu wevewence ^-^ to >w< some alive, 
I ^w^ give :3 a spawing UwU wimit ^-^ to my OwO tongue. 
>_> Then, good my lord, UwU take ^-^ to >_> youw :33 woyaw uWu sewf 
:3 This pwoffew'd benefit >_> of :3 dignyity; 
>w< If ^.^ nyot ^-^ to bless OwO us ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ wand ^-^ withaw, 
>_> Yet ^-^ to dwaw :3 fowth >_> youw x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ ancestwy 
From OwO the :33 cowwuption >_> of >_> abusing xDD times 
^.^ Unto :3 a lineal :3 twue-dewived >_> couwse. 
uWu MAYOW. uWu Do, good my ^w^ wowd; >_> youw xDD citizens entweat you. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. Wefuse ;;w;; nyot, :3 mighty lord, :3 this pwoffew'd wuv. 
CATESBY. :33 O, ^-^ make them joyful, gwant theiw lawful suit! 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Awas, x3 why would you ^-^ heap :3 this cawe uWu on x3 me? 
I x3 am x3 unfit uWu fow OwO state ÚwÚ and majesty. 
I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, UwU take ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ^-^ amiss: 
I cannyot :3 nyow I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to you. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. >w< If you ^w^ wefuse OwO it-as, in love ÚwÚ and :3 zeaw, 
Loath ^-^ to depose OwO the OwO chiwd, >_> youw >_< bwothew's :3 son; 
UwU As ;;w;; weww ^-^ we xDD knyow >_> youw tenderness >_> of OwO heawt 
And gentle, kind, effeminate ÚwÚ wemowse, 
^w^ Which ^-^ we ^.^ have nyoted in you ^-^ to >_> youw UwU kindwed 
And UwU egawwy >_< indeed ^-^ to >w< aww OwO estates- 
>_> Yet >w< knyow, whe'er you accept ^-^ ouw suit ^w^ ow no, 
Your >_< bwothew's :3 son uWu shaww never UwU weign ^-^ ouw king; 
But ^-^ we uWu wiww >_> pwant >w< some uWu othew in OwO the UwU thwonye 
ÚwÚ To OwO the >w< disgwace ÚwÚ and downfall >_> of >_> youw >_< house; 
And in :3 this wesowution here ^-^ we xDD weave you. 
^w^ Come, OwO citizens. uWu Zounds, I'll entweat nyo more. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. :33 O, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot sweaw, my lord >_> of Buckingham. 
>_< Exeunt :3 BUCKINGHAM, >w< MAYOW, ÚwÚ and xDD citizens 
CATESBY. ^-^ Caww him uWu again, ^w^ sweet Pwince, accept theiw ;;w;; suit. 
>w< If you deny ;;w;; them, >w< aww OwO the ^.^ wand uWu wiww :33 wue it. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. uWu Wiww you enforce me ^-^ to :3 a x3 wowwd >_> of uWu cawes? 
^-^ Caww them again. I x3 am ^.^ nyot :3 made >_> of ^w^ stonyes, 
But UwU penyetwabwe ^-^ to >_> youw >w< kind entreaties, 
:33 Awbeit x3 against my ;;w;; conscience ÚwÚ and my ÚwÚ souw. 

;;w;; We-entew >_> BUCKINGHAM ÚwÚ and OwO the west 

Cousin >_> of ^w^ Buckingham, ÚwÚ and ^w^ sage grave ^-^ men, 
x3 Since you uWu wiww ^w^ buckwe >_> fowtunye uWu on my ^w^ back, 
ÚwÚ To bear xDD hew >_< buwden, whe'er I uWu wiww ^w^ ow no, 
I >w< must ^.^ have >_< patience ^-^ to >_> enduwe OwO the load; 
But ^-^ if bwack OwO scandaw ^w^ ow fouw-fac'd >_> wepwoach 
x3 Attend OwO the >w< sequew >_> of >_> youw >_< imposition, 
Your mere ^-^ enfowcement uWu shaww >_> acquittance me 
From >w< aww OwO the impuwe >_> bwots ÚwÚ and x3 stains ÚwÚ theweof; 
>_< Fow :3 God doth >w< knyow, ÚwÚ and you ^-^ may pawtwy >_> see, 
OwO How :3 faw I x3 am ^-^ fwom OwO the desiwe >_> of ÚwÚ this. 
uWu MAYOW. :3 God bless >_> youw Grace! We UwU see it, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww uWu say it. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. UwU In ^.^ saying so, you uWu shaww uWu but uWu say OwO the :33 twuth. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. ;;w;; Then I salute you with :3 this :33 woyaw >w< titwe- 
Wong live UwU King ÚwÚ Wichawd, England's >w< wowthy >_< King! 
ALL. UwU Amen. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. >w< To-mowwow ^-^ may ^.^ it >w< pwease you ^-^ to >w< be UwU cwown'd? 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. >_< Even when you please, uWu fow you uWu wiww ^.^ have ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. :3 To-mowwow, then, ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ attend >_> youw >w< Gwace; 
And so, UwU most joyfuwwy, ^-^ we UwU take ^-^ ouw weave. 
OwO GWOUCESTEW. uWu [To OwO the >w< BISHOPS] ^w^ Come, let OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ ouw holy 
wowk again. 
Faweweww, my UwU cousin; ^.^ faweweww, gentwe >_< fwiends. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. 

Wondon. Before OwO the >w< Towew 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ QUEEN ÚwÚ EWIZABETH, x3 DUCHESS >_> of UwU YOWK, ÚwÚ and ^w^ MAWQUIS >_> of UwU DOWSET, at ^-^ onye uWu doow; 
^w^ ANNyE, x3 DUCHESS >_> of GWOUCESTEW, leading LADY OwO MAWGAWET ^w^ PWANTAGENyET, 
CWAWENCE's x3 young >_> daughtew, at another xDD doow 

UwU DUCHESS. OwO Who xDD meets OwO us hewe? UwU My niece Pwantagenyet, 
uWu Wed in OwO the hand >_> of xDD hew >w< kind :33 aunt >_> of >w< Gwoucestew? 
Nyow, uWu fow my xDD wife, she's uWu wand'wing ^-^ to OwO the :33 Towew, 
uWu On ÚwÚ puwe ^w^ heawt's love, ^-^ to gweet OwO the >w< tendew Princes. 
^.^ Daughtew, ;;w;; weww :33 met. 
x3 ANNyE. :3 God ^w^ give >_> youw Gwaces uWu both 
OwO A x3 happy ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< joyfuw UwU time >_> of xDD day! 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. UwU As >w< much ^-^ to you, good ;;w;; sistew! Whither 
>_> away? 
x3 ANNyE. :3 Nyo farther than OwO the Towew; :3 and, as I uWu guess, 
:3 Upon OwO the >_< wike ;;w;; devotion as yourselves, 
ÚwÚ To :3 gwatuwate OwO the gentwe ;;w;; Pwinces ^.^ thewe. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. UwU Kind ;;w;; sistew, :3 thanks; ^w^ we'ww ÚwÚ entew 
>w< aww >w< togethew. 

x3 Entew ^w^ BWAKENBUWY 

And in good UwU time, here OwO the wieutenyant comes. 
^-^ Mastew UwU Wieutenyant, pray you, uWu by >_> youw leave, 
OwO How doth OwO the Pwince, ÚwÚ and my x3 young :3 son >_> of York? 
BWAKENBUWY. Wight well, dear ÚwÚ madam. By >_> youw >_> patience, 
I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot suffer you ^-^ to >w< visit ^.^ them. 
The UwU King ;;w;; hath UwU stwictwy OwO chawg'd OwO the contrary. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. The >_< King! >w< Who's ÚwÚ that? 
BWAKENBUWY. I UwU mean OwO the Wowd Protector. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. The Wowd :3 pwotect him ^-^ fwom UwU that >w< kingwy 
^w^ titwe! 
;;w;; Hath ^.^ he xDD set ÚwÚ bounds :3 between theiw love ÚwÚ and x3 me? 
I x3 am theiw mother; ^-^ who uWu shaww bar me ^-^ fwom >w< them? 
UwU DUCHESS. I x3 am theiw >_< fathew's mother; I uWu wiww UwU see ^.^ them. 
x3 ANNyE. Their :33 aunt I x3 am in waw, in love theiw mother. 
;;w;; Then bwing me ^-^ to theiw ;;w;; sights; I'll bear >w< thy blame, 
And UwU take >w< thy >w< office ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee uWu on my ^-^ pewiw. 
BWAKENBUWY. No, UwU madam, nyo. I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot xDD weave ^.^ it >w< so; 
I x3 am bound uWu by ^-^ oath, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe pawdon >_> me. Exit 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ STANWEY 

^-^ STANWEY. >_> Wet me uWu but ^.^ meet you, uWu wadies, ^-^ onye hour hence, 
And I'll salute >_> youw OwO Gwace >_> of uWu Yowk as mothew 
And OwO wevewend xDD wookew-on >_> of two fair OwO queens. 
uWu [To x3 ANNyE] ^w^ Come, UwU madam, you >w< must straight ^-^ to 
Westminstew, 
Thewe ^-^ to >w< be crowned UwU Wichawd's :33 woyaw >w< queen. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. xDD Ah, ÚwÚ cut my OwO wace >_> asundew 
:33 That my pent OwO heawt ^-^ may ^.^ have >w< some >_> scope ^-^ to beat, 
Ow ewse I :33 swoon with :3 this dead-kiwwing >w< nyews! 
x3 ANNyE. Despiteful xDD tidings! :3 O unpweasing >w< nyews! 
DORSET. Be >_> of good cheer; mothew, how fares >_> youw :33 Gwace? 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. :3 O Dowset, speak ^.^ nyot ^-^ to uWu me, >_< get ÚwÚ thee 
uWu gonye! 
^.^ Death ÚwÚ and destwuction ;;w;; dogs ÚwÚ thee at >w< thy heels; 
x3 Thy >_> mothew's name :3 is ominyous ^-^ to children. 
>w< If :3 thou xDD wiwt outstrip >_< death, >w< go cross OwO the seas, 
And live with Wichmond, ^-^ fwom OwO the weach >_> of ÚwÚ heww. 
Go, UwU hie ^.^ thee, UwU hie ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom :3 this ;;w;; swaughtew-house, 
Lest :3 thou OwO incwease OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbew >_> of OwO the OwO dead, 
And ^-^ make me die OwO the >w< thwaww >_> of ;;w;; Mawgawet's curse, 
Nyow mothew, xDD wife, :3 nyow England's uWu counted >w< queen. 
^-^ STANWEY. >w< Fuww >_> of xDD wise cawe :3 is :3 this >_> youw counsew, ÚwÚ madam. 
;;w;; Take >w< aww OwO the swift ^w^ advantage >_> of OwO the :3 houws; 
You uWu shaww ^.^ have letters ^-^ fwom me ^-^ to my :3 son 
UwU In >_> youw :3 behawf, ^-^ to ^.^ meet you uWu on OwO the way. 
Be ^.^ nyot ta'en tawdy uWu by unwise delay. 
UwU DUCHESS. :3 O OwO iww-dispewsing ^.^ wind >_> of xDD misewy! 
:3 O my accursed uWu womb, OwO the bed >_> of >_< death! 
OwO A ^w^ cockatwice x3 hast :3 thou xDD hatch'd ^-^ to OwO the UwU wowwd, 
uWu Whose ^w^ unyavoided eye :3 is ^-^ muwdewous. 
^-^ STANWEY. ^w^ Come, UwU madam, x3 come; I in >w< aww haste ÚwÚ was ^-^ sent. 
x3 ANNyE. And I with >w< aww >_< unwiwwingnyess uWu wiww ^.^ go. 
:33 O, would ^-^ to :3 God UwU that OwO the :3 incwusive >_> vewge 
x3 Of gowden >w< metaw UwU that >w< must x3 wound my uWu bwow 
Were red-hot steel, ^-^ to >w< seaw me ^-^ to OwO the brains! 
Anyointed let me >w< be with >_> deadwy xDD venyom, 
And die ewe x3 men can uWu say 'God :33 save OwO the UwU Queen!' 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. Go, ÚwÚ go, UwU poow soul; I >_< envy ^.^ nyot >w< thy x3 gwowy. 
ÚwÚ To :33 feed my humouw, ^w^ wish thyself nyo hawm. 
x3 ANNyE. No, uWu why? When ^.^ he UwU that :3 is my xDD husband :3 nyow 
Came ^-^ to uWu me, as I follow'd Henry's >_> cowse; 
When scarce OwO the UwU bwood ÚwÚ was ;;w;; weww :33 wash'd ^-^ fwom his ^.^ hands 
^w^ Which issued ^-^ fwom my uWu othew :3 angew xDD husband, 
And UwU that dear uWu saint ;;w;; which then I weeping fowwow'd- 
:33 O, xDD when, I ÚwÚ say, I ^.^ wook'd uWu on UwU Wichawd's ;;w;; face, 
:3 This ÚwÚ was my wish: uWu 'Be x3 thou' OwO quoth I 'accuws'd 
>_< Fow :33 making uWu me, OwO so young, OwO so ^.^ owd :3 a >w< widow; 
And when :3 thou ^.^ wed'st, let UwU sowwow ^.^ haunt >w< thy ^-^ bed; 
And >w< be >w< thy xDD wife, ^-^ if ^-^ any >w< be OwO so >_< mad, 
Mowe xDD misewabwe uWu by OwO the life >_> of ÚwÚ thee 
>w< Than :3 thou x3 hast :3 made me uWu by my dear ;;w;; wowd's ÚwÚ death.' 
:33 Wo, ewe I can :33 wepeat :3 this ^w^ cuwse uWu again, 
xDD Within OwO so small :3 a UwU time, my :3 woman's OwO heawt 
xDD Gwosswy ^-^ gwew :33 captive ^-^ to his honey uWu wowds 
And ^w^ pwov'd OwO the :33 subject >_> of >_< minye >_> own >_< souw's curse, 
^w^ Which hithewto ;;w;; hath held my eyes ^-^ fwom west; 
>_< Fow never ÚwÚ yet ^-^ onye hour in his bed 
OwO Did I enjoy OwO the gowden OwO dew >_> of >w< sweep, 
But with his >_> timowous >_> dweams ÚwÚ was still ;;w;; awak'd. 
UwU Besides, ^.^ he OwO hates me uWu fow my fathew xDD Wawwick; 
And wiww, nyo UwU doubt, :33 showtwy >w< be x3 wid >_> of >_> me. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. OwO Poow xDD heawt, ;;w;; adieu! I ^-^ pity >w< thy uWu compwainying. 
x3 ANNyE. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe than with my ^w^ souw I mourn uWu fow ^w^ youws. 
DORSET. Faweweww, :3 thou :3 woefuw wewcomew >_> of xDD gwowy! 
x3 ANNyE. Adieu, UwU poow >_> souw, UwU that ^-^ tak'st >w< thy xDD weave >_> of ^.^ it! 
UwU DUCHESS. uWu [To DOWSET] uWu Go :3 thou ^-^ to Wichmond, ÚwÚ and good 
>_> fowtunye ^w^ guide thee! 
uWu [To x3 ANNyE] uWu Go :3 thou ^-^ to ÚwÚ Wichawd, ÚwÚ and good xDD angews tend 
thee! uWu [To ÚwÚ QUEEN :3 EWIZABETH] uWu Go :3 thou ^-^ to >_> sanctuawy, ÚwÚ and good 
>_> thoughts ^.^ possess thee! 
I ^-^ to my :33 gwave, xDD whewe xDD peace ÚwÚ and west lie with UwU me! 
ÚwÚ Eighty uWu odd years >_> of UwU sowwow ^.^ have I ^.^ seen, 
And OwO each hour's ^.^ joy wreck'd with :3 a >_> week >_> of UwU teen. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. >w< Stay, ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ wook xDD back with me x3 unto OwO the 
:33 Towew. 
:3 Pity, you ÚwÚ ancient ^w^ stonyes, x3 those >w< tendew >w< babes 
x3 Whom >_< envy ;;w;; hath ;;w;; immuw'd within >_> youw wawws, 
^-^ Wough cradle uWu fow such wittwe pwetty ones. 
Rude ^.^ wagged ^w^ nyuwse, ^.^ owd sullen pwayfewwow 
>_< Fow >w< tendew princes, ;;w;; use my ;;w;; babies :33 weww. 
^w^ So foowish ;;w;; sowwows >_< bids >_> youw >w< stonyes faweweww. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. 

Wondon. The :33 pawace 

Sound :3 a OwO sennyet. x3 Entew :3 WICHAWD, in uWu pomp, as :3 KING; :3 BUCKINGHAM, :3 CATESBY, 
^w^ WATCWIFF, LOVEL, :3 a ^-^ PAGE, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews 

KING :33 WICHAWD. Stand >w< aww apart. Cousin >_> of Buckingham! 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU My >_< gwacious ^-^ suvweign? 
KING :33 WICHAWD. >w< Give me >w< thy hand. 
[Hewe ^.^ he UwU ascendeth OwO the thwonye. OwO Sound] 
ÚwÚ Thus high, uWu by >w< thy >_> advice 
And >w< thy ÚwÚ assistance, :3 is UwU King Richard ÚwÚ seated. 
But uWu shaww ^-^ we wear ^.^ these glories uWu fow :3 a ÚwÚ day; 
Ow uWu shaww uWu they ^w^ wast, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu wejoice in >w< them? 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. OwO Stiww live uWu they, ÚwÚ and uWu fow >w< evew let them :33 wast! 
KING :33 WICHAWD. xDD Ah, ^w^ Buckingham, :3 nyow ^-^ do I xDD pway OwO the touch, 
ÚwÚ To twy ^-^ if :3 thou >w< be cuwwent gold :3 indeed. 
Young >_< Edwawd >_< wives-think :3 nyow what I would speak. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. Say OwO on, my :33 woving :33 wowd. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Why, ^w^ Buckingham, I uWu say I would >w< be King. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. ÚwÚ Why, OwO so you awe, my thrice-renowned :33 wowd. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Ha! x3 am I ^.^ King? ^.^ 'Tis >w< so; uWu but >_< Edwawd >w< wives. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. ÚwÚ Twue, x3 nyobwe ^.^ Pwince. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. :3 O :33 bittew x3 consequence: 
:33 That >_< Edwawd still shouwd ^.^ wive-twue x3 nyobwe Prince! 
uWu Cousin, :3 thou >_< wast ^.^ nyot UwU wont ^-^ to >w< be OwO so dull. 
:33 Shaww I >w< be >w< pwain? I ^w^ wish OwO the bastawds UwU dead. 
And I would ^.^ have ^.^ it :33 suddenwy pewfowm'd. 
What xDD say'st :3 thou ^w^ nyow? ^w^ Speak ^w^ suddenwy, >w< be brief. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. Your OwO Gwace ^-^ may ^-^ do >_> youw ÚwÚ pweasuwe. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. UwU Tut, >_> tut, :3 thou art >w< aww ice; >w< thy >_> kindnyess >w< fweezes. 
Say, ^.^ have I >w< thy consent UwU that uWu they uWu shaww ^.^ die? 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. >w< Give me >w< some wittwe breath, >w< some >_> pause, 
dear :3 Wowd, 
Before I positively speak in ÚwÚ this. 
I uWu wiww :3 wesowve you hewein >_> pwesentwy. Exit 
CATESBY. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ^.^ anyothew] The UwU King :3 is angry; >_> see, ^.^ he 
gnaws his lip. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. I uWu wiww ;;w;; convewse with :3 iwon-witted fools 
UwU [Descends ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< thwonye] 
And unwespective boys; UwU nyonye awe uWu fow me 
:33 That ÚwÚ wook OwO into me with x3 considewate OwO eyes. 
High-weaching Buckingham grows circumspect. 
:33 Boy! 
UwU PAGE. UwU My UwU wowd? 
KING :33 WICHAWD. ^w^ Knyow'st :3 thou ^.^ nyot ^-^ any xDD whom corrupting 
gold 
uWu Wiww >_> tempt x3 unto :3 a :33 cwose expwoit >_> of UwU death? 
UwU PAGE. I xDD knyow :3 a :33 discontented ^-^ gentweman 
uWu Whose humbwe :3 means ^-^ match ^.^ nyot his :33 haughty spirit. 
UwU Gowd ;;w;; wewe as good as twenty orators, 
And wiww, nyo UwU doubt, >_> tempt him ^-^ to ;;w;; anything. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. What :3 is his name? 
UwU PAGE. His uWu nyame, my lord, :3 is Tyrrel. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. I pawtwy xDD knyow OwO the xDD man. Go, caww him hithew, 
ÚwÚ boy. Exit :3 PAGE 
The deep-revolving ^w^ witty Buckingham 
:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe uWu shaww >w< be OwO the UwU nyeighbouw ^-^ to my OwO counsews. 
;;w;; Hath ^.^ he OwO so wong held >_< out with uWu me, untir'd, 
And stops ^.^ he :3 nyow uWu fow breath? Weww, >w< be ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ STANWEY 

OwO How nyow, Wowd ÚwÚ Stanwey! What's OwO the x3 nyews? 
^-^ STANWEY. Knyow, my :33 woving lord, 
The UwU Mawquis Dowset, as I OwO heaw, :3 is xDD fwed 
ÚwÚ To Wichmond, in OwO the pawts xDD whewe ^.^ he :3 abides. [Stands ^w^ apawt] 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Come hithew, uWu Catesby. OwO Wumouw ^.^ it ÚwÚ abwoad 
:33 That UwU Annye, my xDD wife, :3 is vewy grievous uWu sick; 
I uWu wiww UwU take owdew uWu fow xDD hew UwU keeping UwU cwose. 
^.^ Inquiwe me >_< out >w< some UwU mean UwU poow ;;w;; gentweman, 
x3 Whom I uWu wiww ÚwÚ mawwy straight ^-^ to Clarence' :3 daughtew- 
The :3 boy :3 is UwU foowish, ÚwÚ and I ;;w;; feaw ^.^ nyot >_> him. 
Wook how :3 thou dweam'st! I uWu say uWu again, ^w^ give >_< out 
:33 That UwU Annye, my queen, :3 is uWu sick ÚwÚ and >_< wike ^-^ to ^-^ die. 
About xDD it; uWu fow ^.^ it ^-^ stands me >w< much x3 upon 
ÚwÚ To xDD stop >w< aww OwO hopes uWu whose xDD gwowth ^-^ may >w< damage >_> me. 
Exit >w< CATESBY 
I >w< must >w< be married ^-^ to my >_< bwothew's >_> daughtew, 
Ow ewse my :3 kingdom ^-^ stands uWu on ÚwÚ bwittwe gwass. 
Murder xDD hew bwothews, ÚwÚ and then ÚwÚ mawwy her! 
Uncertain uWu way >_> of ;;w;; gain! But I x3 am in 
^w^ So :3 faw in UwU bwood UwU that xDD sin uWu wiww xDD pwuck uWu on UwU sin. 
;;w;; Teaw-fawwing ^-^ pity dwells ^.^ nyot in :3 this >w< eye. 

;;w;; We-entew ^-^ PAGE, with TYWWEW 

^-^ Is >w< thy name Tywwew? 
UwU TYWWEW. xDD James Tywwew, ÚwÚ and >_> youw UwU most uWu obedient ^w^ subject. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Awt thou, ^.^ indeed? 
UwU TYWWEW. uWu Pwuv uWu me, my >_< gwacious :33 wowd. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Dar'st'thou :3 wesowve ^-^ to :33 kiww :3 a fwiend >_> of ÚwÚ minye? 
UwU TYWWEW. UwU Pwease OwO you; 
But I xDD had wathew :33 kiww two enyemies. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Why, then :3 thou x3 hast it. >w< Two ^-^ deep ;;w;; enyemies, 
ÚwÚ Foes ^-^ to my rest, ÚwÚ and my ^w^ sweet sweep's ^.^ distuwbews, 
uWu Awe uWu they UwU that I would ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee ^-^ deaw upon. 
TYWWEW, I UwU mean x3 those bastawds in OwO the :33 Towew. 
UwU TYWWEW. >_> Wet me ^.^ have open :3 means ^-^ to come ^-^ to ;;w;; them, 
And >_> soon I'll x3 wid you ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; feaw >_> of ^.^ them. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Thou ;;w;; sing'st ^w^ sweet UwU music. Hawk, come 
hithew, Tyrrel. 
Go, uWu by :3 this token. ^-^ Wise, ÚwÚ and lend UwU thinye OwO eaw. [Whispers] 
Thewe :3 is nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but :3 so: uWu say ^.^ it :3 is >_< donye, 
And I uWu wiww love ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and :33 pwefew ÚwÚ thee uWu fow it. 
UwU TYWWEW. I uWu wiww uWu dispatch ^.^ it ÚwÚ stwaight. Exit 

;;w;; We-entew >_> BUCKINGHAM 

>w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU My lord, I ^.^ have consider'd in my :33 mind 
The ^.^ wate xDD wequest UwU that you >_> did :33 sound me in. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Weww, let UwU that ^-^ west. Dorset :3 is xDD fwed ^-^ to 
>w< Wichmond. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. I hear OwO the UwU nyews, my :33 wowd. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Stanwey, ^.^ he :3 is >_> youw :3 wife's ^-^ son: well, ÚwÚ wook 
x3 unto it. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU My lord, I OwO cwaim OwO the ^-^ gift, my :3 due uWu by ;;w;; pwomise, 
>_< Fow ;;w;; which >_> youw uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and >_> youw :3 faith :3 is ^.^ pawn'd: 
^-^ Th' xDD eawwdom >_> of ^.^ Hewefowd ÚwÚ and OwO the movabwes 
^w^ Which you ^.^ have promised I uWu shaww :3 possess. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Stanwey, ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to >_> youw ^-^ wife; ^-^ if ^.^ she convey 
Wettews ^-^ to Wichmond, you uWu shaww ÚwÚ answew it. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. What :33 says >_> youw Highness ^-^ to my ^.^ just request? 
KING :33 WICHAWD. I ^-^ do wemembew :3 me: ^-^ Henwy OwO the uWu Sixth 
OwO Did pwophesy UwU that x3 Wichmond shouwd >w< be ;;w;; King, 
When x3 Wichmond ÚwÚ was :3 a wittwe peevish ÚwÚ boy. 
OwO A ;;w;; king!-pewhaps- 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU My wowd- 
KING :33 WICHAWD. OwO How uWu chance OwO the prophet :33 couwd ^.^ nyot at UwU that 
UwU time 
>_< Have told uWu me, I being >_> by, UwU that I shouwd :33 kiww OwO him? 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU My lord, >_> youw pwomise uWu fow OwO the earldom- 
KING :33 WICHAWD. >w< Wichmond! When last I ÚwÚ was at ^.^ Exetew, 
The >_< mayow in couwtesy show'd me OwO the castle 
And xDD caww'd ^.^ it Wugemount, at ;;w;; which name I stawted, 
xDD Because :3 a uWu bawd >_> of >_< Iwewand told me UwU once 
I shouwd ^.^ nyot live wong aftew I ^-^ saw >w< Wichmond. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU My wowd- 
KING :33 WICHAWD. >w< Ay, ^w^ what's ^.^ o'cwock? 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. I x3 am ;;w;; thus bowd ^-^ to >w< put >_> youw OwO Gwace in :33 mind 
x3 Of what you OwO pwomis'd >_> me. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Weww, uWu but ^.^ o'cwock? 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. :3 Upon OwO the OwO stwoke >_> of uWu ten. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Weww, let ^.^ it ^w^ stwike. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. UwU Why let ^.^ it ^-^ stwike? 
KING :33 WICHAWD. xDD Because UwU that >_< wike :3 a x3 Jack :3 thou :33 keep'st OwO the 
OwO stwoke 
ÚwÚ Betwixt >w< thy >_< begging ÚwÚ and my meditation. 
I x3 am ^.^ nyot in OwO the giving :3 vein to-day. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. May ^.^ it >w< pwease you ^-^ to :3 wesowve me in my ;;w;; suit. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Thou troublest me; I x3 am ^.^ nyot in OwO the vein. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but Buckingham 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. And :3 is ^.^ it ^.^ thus? Repays ^.^ he my ^-^ deep service 
x3 With such ;;w;; contempt? ^w^ Made I him UwU King uWu fow uWu this? 
:33 O, let me ÚwÚ think uWu on Hastings, ÚwÚ and >w< be gonye 
ÚwÚ To Brecknock >_< whiwe my xDD feawfuw head :3 is :33 on! Exit 




^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. 

Wondon. The :33 pawace 

x3 Entew TYWWEW 

UwU TYWWEW. The tyrannous ÚwÚ and bwoody ^.^ act :3 is >_< donye, 
The UwU most OwO awch deed >_> of >w< piteous massacwe 
:33 That >w< evew ÚwÚ yet :3 this ^.^ wand ÚwÚ was OwO guiwty >_> of. 
>w< Dighton ÚwÚ and OwO Fowwest, ^-^ who I >_> did OwO subown 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ do :3 this piece >_> of ruthless ^w^ butchewy, 
:33 Awbeit uWu they ;;w;; wewe flesh'd viwwains, bwoody UwU dogs, 
xDD Mewted with tenderness ÚwÚ and mild ^.^ compassion, 
^.^ Wept >_< wike two chiwdwen in theiw deaths' >_> sad >_< stowy. 
'O, thus' OwO quoth >w< Dighton 'lay OwO the gentwe ^.^ babes'- 
^.^ 'Thus, ^.^ thus,' OwO quoth Fowwest >_< 'giwdwing ^-^ onye another 
xDD Within theiw >w< awabastew innyocent arms. 
Their lips ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; fouw wed >w< woses uWu on :3 a stalk, 
And in theiw uWu summew x3 beauty kiss'd OwO each other. 
OwO A book >_> of ;;w;; pwayews uWu on theiw piwwow OwO way; 
^w^ Which once,' OwO quoth Fowwest uWu 'awmost >_< chang'd my mind; 
But, :33 O, OwO the >_> deviw'-thewe OwO the villain ;;w;; stopp'd; 
When >w< Dighton ;;w;; thus told UwU on: x3 'We smothewed 
The UwU most wepwenyished ^w^ sweet wowk >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe 
:33 That ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> pwime ^-^ cweation e'ew ^.^ she ;;w;; fwamed.' 
>_< Hence uWu both awe gonye with ;;w;; conscience ÚwÚ and >w< wemowse 
^.^ They :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >_< speak; ÚwÚ and OwO so I weft them ^.^ both, 
ÚwÚ To bear :3 this >_< tidings ^-^ to OwO the bwoody King. 

x3 Entew KING ^.^ WICHAWD 

And here ^.^ he comes. ^-^ Aww ^.^ heawth, my x3 suvweign wowd! 
KING :33 WICHAWD. UwU Kind Tywwew, x3 am I x3 happy in >w< thy x3 nyews? 
UwU TYWWEW. >w< If ^-^ to ^.^ have x3 donye OwO the xDD thing you >_> gave in chawge 
^w^ Beget >_> youw xDD happinyess, >w< be x3 happy then, 
>_< Fow ^.^ it :3 is >w< donye. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. But didst :3 thou UwU see them ;;w;; dead? 
UwU TYWWEW. I :33 did, my :33 wowd. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. And buwied, gentwe Tywwew? 
UwU TYWWEW. The ^w^ chapwain >_> of OwO the >w< Towew ;;w;; hath buwied them; 
But where, ^-^ to uWu say OwO the truth, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot know. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Come ^-^ to uWu me, Tywwew, >_> soon at aftew suppew, 
When :3 thou ^-^ shawt tell OwO the ^-^ pwocess >_> of theiw :33 death. 
^w^ Meantime, uWu but ÚwÚ think how I ^-^ may ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee good 
And >w< be inheritor >_> of >w< thy desire. 
Farewell ÚwÚ tiww xDD then. 
UwU TYWWEW. I humbly UwU take my weave. Exit 
KING :33 WICHAWD. The :3 son >_> of uWu Cwawence ^.^ have I pent OwO up ^-^ cwose; 
His daughter meanly ^.^ have I ^w^ match'd in marriage; 
The >_< sons >_> of >_< Edwawd ;;w;; sweep in ^w^ Abwaham's ^.^ bosom, 
And >_> Annye my UwU wife ;;w;; hath ;;w;; bid :3 this x3 wowwd good ^-^ nyight. 
Nyow, uWu fow I xDD knyow OwO the Britaine x3 Wichmond :3 aims 
^.^ At x3 young Ewizabeth, my >_< bwothew's >_> daughtew, 
And uWu by UwU that knot looks >w< pwoudwy uWu on OwO the UwU cwown, 
ÚwÚ To xDD hew >w< go OwO I, :3 a ;;w;; jowwy ^w^ thwiving wooew. 

x3 Entew >_< WATCWIFF 

WATCWIFF. UwU My wowd! 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Good ^w^ ow OwO bad UwU nyews, UwU that :3 thou ;;w;; com'st in OwO so 
:3 bwuntwy? 
WATCWIFF. Bad UwU nyews, my uWu wowd: :3 Mowton :3 is xDD fwed ^-^ to Richmond; 
And ^w^ Buckingham, ;;w;; back'd with OwO the hawdy ;;w;; Wewshmen, 
^-^ Is in OwO the field, ÚwÚ and still his power increaseth. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Ewy with x3 Wichmond twoubwes me ^-^ mowe ;;w;; nyeaw 
>w< Than Buckingham ÚwÚ and his ^-^ wash-wevied strength. 
^w^ Come, I ^.^ have ^w^ weawn'd UwU that xDD feawfuw OwO commenting 
^-^ Is :33 weaden sewvitow ^-^ to :33 duww >_< deway; 
x3 Deway weads uWu impotent ÚwÚ and snyaiw-pac'd beggawy. 
;;w;; Then :33 fiewy ^-^ expedition >w< be my ;;w;; wing, 
ÚwÚ Juv's >w< Mewcuwy, ÚwÚ and xDD hewawd uWu fow :3 a king! 
Go, uWu mustew ^-^ men. UwU My counsew :3 is my UwU shiewd. 
We >w< must >w< be bwief when ^-^ twaitows bwave OwO the fiewd. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE x3 4. 

Wondon. Before OwO the :33 pawace 

x3 Entew ^.^ owd ÚwÚ QUEEN OwO MAWGAWET 

ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. ^w^ So :3 nyow ^w^ pwospewity begins ^-^ to mewwow 
And >_> dwop OwO into OwO the rotten OwO mouth >_> of :33 death. 
;;w;; Hewe in ^.^ these confinyes slily ^.^ have I lurk'd 
ÚwÚ To watch OwO the OwO wanying >_> of >_< minye enyemies. 
OwO A x3 diwe xDD induction x3 am I witness ^.^ to, 
And uWu wiww ^-^ to UwU Fwance, OwO hoping OwO the consequence 
uWu Wiww ^w^ pwuv as OwO bittew, :3 bwack, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ twagicaw. 
ÚwÚ Withdwaw ^.^ thee, wwetched ^.^ Mawgawet. OwO Who comes hewe? 
[Wetiwes] 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ QUEEN xDD EWIZABETH ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 DUCHESS >_< OF YORK 

ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. xDD Ah, my UwU poow ^-^ pwinces! ÚwÚ ah, my >w< tendew 
>_< babes! 
UwU My UwU unbwown flowers, ^-^ nyew-appeawing sweets! 
>w< If ÚwÚ yet >_> youw gentwe souws UwU fwy in OwO the ÚwÚ aiw 
And >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD fix'd in :33 doom :3 pewpetuaw, 
Hover about me with >_> youw >_> aiwy x3 wings 
And hear >_> youw >_> mothew's >_< wamentation. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Hover about UwU hew; uWu say UwU that ^.^ wight uWu fow ^.^ wight 
;;w;; Hath dimm'd >_> youw ÚwÚ infant ^w^ mown ^-^ to ;;w;; aged ^-^ nyight. 
UwU DUCHESS. ^w^ So many xDD misewies ^.^ have craz'd my >w< voice 
:33 That my woe-weawied :33 tongue :3 is still ÚwÚ and mute. 
>_< Edwawd Pwantagenyet, x3 why art :3 thou ;;w;; dead? 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Plantagenet doth ;;w;; quit Pwantagenyet, 
>_< Edwawd uWu fow >_< Edwawd OwO pays :3 a ^.^ dying UwU debt. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. uWu Wiwt thou, :3 O God, UwU fwy ^-^ fwom such gentwe 
lambs 
And thwow them in OwO the entrails >_> of OwO the wowf? 
When didst :3 thou ;;w;; sweep when such :3 a deed ÚwÚ was ;;w;; donye? 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. When holy Hawwy :33 died, ÚwÚ and my ^w^ sweet 
:33 son. 
UwU DUCHESS. Dead xDD wife, uWu bwind ^-^ sight, UwU poow x3 mowtaw :3 wiving ^.^ ghost, 
OwO Woe's scene, world's shame, UwU gwave's :3 due uWu by life xDD usuwp'd, 
ÚwÚ Bwief UwU abstwact ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wecowd >_> of >w< tedious OwO days, 
ÚwÚ West >w< thy UwU unwest uWu on England's lawful :3 eawth, x3 [Sitting >w< down] 
;;w;; Unwawfuwwy :3 made dwunk with innyocent bwood. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. xDD Ah, UwU that :3 thou wouldst as >_> soon :33 affowd :3 a 
grave 
UwU As :3 thou ^w^ canst ÚwÚ yiewd :3 a >_> mewanchowy ÚwÚ seat! 
;;w;; Then would I hide my OwO bonyes, ^.^ nyot west them here. 
xDD Ah, ^-^ who ;;w;; hath ^-^ any cause ^-^ to mourn uWu but >_> we? 
x3 [Sitting ;;w;; down uWu by :3 hew] 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. >_> [Coming forward] >w< If ÚwÚ ancient UwU sowwow >w< be 
UwU most >_> wevewend, 
>w< Give >_< minye OwO the benefit >_> of senyiowy, 
And let my gwiefs :3 fwown uWu on OwO the uppew hand. 
>w< If UwU sowwow can UwU admit >_> society, x3 [Sitting ;;w;; down with them] 
>_> Teww o'ew >_> youw ^.^ woes UwU again uWu by UwU viewing x3 minye. 
I xDD had OwO an Edwawd, ÚwÚ tiww :3 a Richard xDD kiww'd him; 
I xDD had :3 a xDD husband, ÚwÚ tiww :3 a Richard xDD kiww'd UwU him: 
Thou xDD hadst OwO an Edwawd, ÚwÚ tiww :3 a Richard xDD kiww'd him; 
Thou xDD hadst :3 a ÚwÚ Wichawd, ÚwÚ tiww :3 a Richard xDD kiww'd >_> him. 
UwU DUCHESS. I xDD had :3 a Richard UwU too, ÚwÚ and :3 thou didst :33 kiww him; 
I xDD had :3 a ÚwÚ Wutwand UwU too, :3 thou :33 howp'st ^-^ to :33 kiww >_> him. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Thou xDD hadst :3 a uWu Cwawence UwU too, ÚwÚ and Richard 
xDD kiww'd >_> him. 
From :3 fowth OwO the ;;w;; kennyew >_> of >w< thy >_> womb ;;w;; hath crept 
OwO A ^w^ heww-hound UwU that doth uWu hunt OwO us >w< aww ^-^ to :33 death. 
:33 That dog, UwU that xDD had his UwU teeth before his eyes 
ÚwÚ To >_> wowwy lambs ÚwÚ and OwO wap theiw gentwe blood, 
:33 That ;;w;; fouw ;;w;; defacew >_> of God's handiwork, 
:33 That excellent gwand >_> tywant >_> of OwO the :3 eawth 
:33 That reigns in >_< gawwed eyes >_> of weeping souls, 
x3 Thy >_> womb let loose ^-^ to ^.^ chase OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ ouw x3 gwaves. 
:3 O x3 upwight, UwU just, ÚwÚ and uWu twue-disposing God, 
OwO How ^-^ do I :3 thank ÚwÚ thee UwU that :3 this carnal >_> cuw 
Preys uWu on OwO the xDD issue >_> of his >_> mothew's ÚwÚ body 
And makes xDD hew x3 pew-fewwow with >_> othews' ^w^ moan! 
UwU DUCHESS. :3 O OwO Hawwy's xDD wife, ;;w;; twiumph ^.^ nyot in my woes! 
:3 God witness with uWu me, I ^.^ have >_> wept uWu fow >w< thinye. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. Beaw with me; I x3 am x3 hungwy uWu fow ÚwÚ wevenge, 
And :3 nyow I cloy me with OwO behowding it. 
x3 Thy >_< Edwawd ^.^ he :3 is OwO dead, UwU that xDD kiww'd my ^-^ Edwawd; 
The uWu othew >_< Edwawd OwO dead, ^-^ to ;;w;; quit my ^-^ Edwawd; 
Young uWu Yowk ^.^ he :3 is uWu but xDD boot, ^.^ because uWu both uWu they 
Match'd ^.^ nyot OwO the UwU high :3 pewfection >_> of my loss. 
x3 Thy uWu Cwawence ^.^ he :3 is UwU dead UwU that ÚwÚ stabb'd my ^-^ Edwawd; 
And OwO the *twerks* behowdews >_> of :3 this >_> fwantic play, 
^-^ Th' :33 aduwtewate Hastings, Rivers, ^-^ Vaughan, Gwey, 
Untimewy ;;w;; smothew'd in theiw dusky x3 gwaves. 
Richard ÚwÚ yet x3 wives, x3 heww's bwack >w< intewwigencew; 
>_> Onwy ^-^ wesewv'd theiw uWu factow ^-^ to ^-^ buy souws 
And ^-^ send them thithew. But at ;;w;; hand, at ;;w;; hand, 
Ensues his >w< piteous ÚwÚ and x3 unpitied OwO end. 
xDD Eawth ^-^ gapes, heww buwns, >_< fiends >_< woaw, >_< saints pray, 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have him :33 suddenwy uWu convey'd ^-^ fwom ^-^ hence. 
>_< Cancew his bond >_> of xDD wife, dear God, I pray, 
:33 That I ^-^ may live ÚwÚ and uWu say xDD 'The ^.^ dog :3 is >w< dead.' 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. :33 O, :3 thou didst pwophesy OwO the UwU time would 
come 
:33 That I shouwd ^w^ wish uWu fow ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to ^w^ hewp me ^w^ cuwse 
:33 That bottwed OwO spidew, UwU that ;;w;; fouw OwO bunch-back'd OwO toad! 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. I UwU Caww'd ÚwÚ thee then vain flourish >_> of my 
fowtunye; 
I xDD caww'd ÚwÚ thee then UwU poow uWu shadow, ^w^ painted queen, 
The presentation >_> of uWu but what I OwO was, 
The :3 fwattewing UwU index >_> of :3 a >_< diwefuw pageant, 
>_< Onye ^-^ heav'd >_> a-high ^-^ to >w< be xDD huww'd ;;w;; down UwU bewow, 
OwO A mothew only ÚwÚ mock'd with two fair UwU babes, 
OwO A ^-^ dweam >_> of what :3 thou ^w^ wast, :3 a uWu gawish flag 
ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO the ^-^ aim >_> of every dangewous shot, 
OwO A >w< sign >_> of dignity, :3 a breath, :3 a ;;w;; bubbwe, 
OwO A queen in >w< jest, only ^-^ to fiww OwO the >_> scenye. 
:3 Whewe :3 is >w< thy xDD husband ^w^ nyow? :3 Whewe >w< be >w< thy >_> bwothews? 
:3 Whewe >w< be >w< thy two UwU sons? OwO Whewein OwO dost :3 thou uWu joy? 
OwO Who sues, ÚwÚ and >_> knyeews, ÚwÚ and :33 says 'God :33 save OwO the xDD Queen'? 
:3 Whewe >w< be OwO the bending x3 peews UwU that flattered OwO thee? 
:3 Whewe >w< be OwO the thronging twoops UwU that ^-^ fowwowed OwO thee? 
Decline OwO an this, ÚwÚ and UwU see what :3 nyow :3 thou art: 
>_< Fow x3 happy xDD wife, :3 a UwU most >_> distwessed >w< widow; 
>_< Fow >_< joyfuw mothew, ^-^ onye UwU that >_> waiws OwO the ;;w;; nyame; 
>_< Fow ^-^ onye being xDD su'd ^.^ to, ^-^ onye UwU that humbly >w< sues; 
>_< Fow uWu Queen, :3 a vewy caitiff xDD cwown'd with care; 
>_< Fow ^.^ she UwU that scorn'd at uWu me, :3 nyow scorn'd >_> of me; 
>_< Fow ^.^ she being >_< feaw'd >_> of aww, :3 nyow feawing UwU onye; 
>_< Fow ^.^ she ^-^ commanding aww, ;;w;; obey'd >_> of none. 
ÚwÚ Thus ;;w;; hath OwO the ^-^ couwse >_> of :33 justice UwU whiww'd about 
And weft ÚwÚ thee uWu but :3 a vewy uWu pwey ^-^ to UwU time, 
Having nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but ^w^ thought >_> of what :3 thou >_< wast 
ÚwÚ To >_> towtuwe ÚwÚ thee OwO the :3 mowe, being what :3 thou awt. 
Thou didst usurp my place, ÚwÚ and OwO dost :3 thou ^.^ nyot 
Usuwp OwO the ^.^ just x3 pwopowtion >_> of my sorrow? 
Nyow >w< thy >_> pwoud neck uWu beaws half my ;;w;; buwden'd yoke, 
From ;;w;; which x3 even here I :33 swip my x3 weawy head 
And xDD weave OwO the >_> buwden >_> of ^.^ it >w< aww uWu on thee. 
Faweweww, xDD Yowk's xDD wife, ÚwÚ and queen >_> of >_> sad :33 mischance; 
^.^ These Engwish ^.^ woes uWu shaww ^-^ make me >_> smiwe in OwO Fwance. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. :3 O :3 thou ;;w;; weww ^.^ skiww'd in ^.^ cuwses, stay :3 awhiwe 
And teach me how ^-^ to ^w^ cuwse >_< minye enemies! 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. UwU Fowbeaw ^-^ to ;;w;; sweep OwO the OwO nyights, ÚwÚ and fast OwO the 
^.^ days; 
>_< Compawe UwU dead >w< happinyess with :3 wiving >_> woe; 
:33 Think UwU that >w< thy >w< babes ;;w;; wewe ^-^ sweetew than uWu they OwO wewe, 
And ^.^ he UwU that slew them UwU fouwew than ^.^ he is. 
^.^ Bett'wing >w< thy woss makes OwO the bad-causew xDD wowse; 
x3 Wevowving :3 this uWu wiww teach ÚwÚ thee how ^-^ to curse. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. UwU My uWu wowds awe duww; :33 O, quicken them 
with x3 thinye! 
ÚwÚ QUEEN ^-^ MAWGAWET. x3 Thy ^.^ woes uWu wiww ^-^ make them shawp ÚwÚ and 
>w< piewce >_< wike x3 minye. Exit 
UwU DUCHESS. UwU Why shouwd calamity >w< be ^-^ fun >_> of wowds? 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. uWu Windy xDD attownyeys ^-^ to theiw ^-^ cwient ÚwÚ woes, 
ÚwÚ Aiwy uWu succeedews >_> of uWu intestate ;;w;; joys, 
OwO Poow breathing orators >_> of misewies, 
>_> Wet them ^.^ have ^w^ scope; >w< though what uWu they uWu wiww impawt 
Hewp nyothing ewse, ÚwÚ yet ^-^ do uWu they UwU case OwO the ÚwÚ heawt. 
UwU DUCHESS. >w< If so, then >w< be ^.^ nyot ;;w;; tongue-tied. uWu Go with uWu me, 
And in OwO the >_> bweath >_> of :33 bittew uWu wowds wet's smothew 
UwU My damned :3 son UwU that >w< thy two ^w^ sweet >_< sons smothew'd. 
The twumpet >w< sounds; >w< be ^w^ copious in ^.^ excwaims. 

x3 Entew KING ^.^ WICHAWD ÚwÚ and his OwO twain, marching with 
;;w;; dwums ÚwÚ and OwO twumpets 

KING :33 WICHAWD. OwO Who UwU intewcepts me in my OwO expedition? 
UwU DUCHESS. :33 O, ^.^ she UwU that UwU might ^.^ have xDD intewcepted ^.^ thee, 
By >_< stwangwing ÚwÚ thee in xDD hew accursed uWu womb, 
From >w< aww OwO the slaughters, >_< wwetch, UwU that :3 thou x3 hast :33 donye! 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. >w< Hidest :3 thou UwU that fowehead with :3 a gowden 
:3 cwown 
UwU Whewe't shouwd >w< be xDD bwanded, ^-^ if UwU that ^.^ wight ;;w;; wewe >_< wight, 
The slaughter >_> of OwO the Prince UwU that uWu ow'd UwU that UwU cwown, 
And OwO the x3 diwe death >_> of my UwU poow >_< sons ÚwÚ and >_> bwothews? 
>_> Teww uWu me, :3 thou villain slave, xDD whewe awe my children? 
UwU DUCHESS. Thou x3 toad, :3 thou x3 toad, xDD whewe :3 is >w< thy bwothew 
>w< Cwawence? 
And wittwe OwO Nyed Pwantagenyet, his xDD son? 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the gentwe Rivers, ^-^ Vaughan, 
^w^ Gwey? 
UwU DUCHESS. :3 Whewe :3 is >w< kind Hastings? 
KING :33 WICHAWD. OwO A flourish, trumpets! Stwike ^w^ awawum, OwO dwums! 
>_> Wet ^.^ nyot OwO the uWu heavens hear ^.^ these uWu teww-tawe >w< women 
^.^ Waiw uWu on OwO the :33 Wowd's anointed. Strike, I :33 say! 
[Flourish. Alarums] 
x3 Eithew >w< be uWu patient ÚwÚ and entweat me :33 faiw, 
Ow with OwO the >_< cwamowous wepowt >_> of OwO waw 
ÚwÚ Thus uWu wiww I drown >_> youw uWu excwamations. 
UwU DUCHESS. Awt :3 thou my xDD son? 
KING :33 WICHAWD. >w< Ay, I :3 thank God, my fathew, ÚwÚ and OwO youwsewf. 
UwU DUCHESS. ;;w;; Then ^-^ patientwy hear my >_< impatience. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. ^w^ Madam, I ^.^ have :3 a ^.^ touch >_> of >_> youw ^.^ condition 
:33 That cannyot ^.^ bwook OwO the accent >_> of wepwoof. 
UwU DUCHESS. :33 O, let me x3 speak! 
KING :33 WICHAWD. uWu Do, then; uWu but I'll ^.^ nyot heaw. 
UwU DUCHESS. I uWu wiww >w< be mild ÚwÚ and gentwe in my wowds. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. And brief, good mother; uWu fow I x3 am in UwU haste. 
UwU DUCHESS. Awt :3 thou OwO so xDD hasty? I ^.^ have :33 stay'd uWu fow ^.^ thee, 
:3 God knows, in >_> towment ÚwÚ and in agony. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. And came I ^.^ nyot at last ^-^ to comfort you? 
UwU DUCHESS. No, uWu by OwO the holy >_< wood, :3 thou uWu knyow'st ^.^ it ;;w;; weww 
Thou xDD cam'st uWu on :3 eawth ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the :3 eawth my ÚwÚ heww. 
OwO A grievous >_> buwden ÚwÚ was >w< thy biwth ^-^ to me; 
;;w;; Tetchy ÚwÚ and wayward ÚwÚ was >w< thy OwO infancy; 
x3 Thy ^-^ schoow-days frightful, :3 desp'wate, wild, ÚwÚ and >_> fuwious; 
x3 Thy >_> pwime >_> of :3 manhood xDD dawing, bold, ÚwÚ and venturous; 
x3 Thy :3 age uWu confiwm'd, proud, subtle, UwU swy, ÚwÚ and bwoody, 
Mowe >_< miwd, uWu but ÚwÚ yet ^-^ mowe >w< hawmfuw-kind in hatwed. 
What comfortable hour ^w^ canst :3 thou name 
:33 That >w< evew gwac'd me with >w< thy xDD company? 
KING :33 WICHAWD. OwO Faith, UwU nyonye uWu but :33 Humphwey OwO Houw, UwU that xDD caww'd 
>_> youw OwO Gwace 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ bweakfast UwU once :3 fowth >_> of my :33 company. 
>w< If I >w< be OwO so disgracious in >_> youw eye, 
>_> Wet me mawch uWu on ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot offend you, ÚwÚ madam. 
Stwike OwO up OwO the drum. 
UwU DUCHESS. I ÚwÚ pwithee hear me speak. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. You speak xDD too uWu bittewwy. 
UwU DUCHESS. >w< Heaw me :3 a ^w^ wowd; 
>_< Fow I uWu shaww never speak ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee again. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. >_> So. 
UwU DUCHESS. x3 Eithew :3 thou xDD wiwt die uWu by God's ^.^ just owdinyance 
Ewe ^-^ fwom :3 this OwO waw :3 thou xDD tuwn :3 a uWu conquewow; 
Ow I with >w< gwief ÚwÚ and extreme :3 age uWu shaww pewish 
And never ^-^ mowe >w< behowd >w< thy ;;w;; face again. 
OwO Thewefowe UwU take with ÚwÚ thee my UwU most grievous curse, 
^w^ Which in OwO the :3 day >_> of ^-^ battwe tire ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe 
>w< Than >w< aww OwO the complete xDD awmouw UwU that :3 thou wear'st! 
UwU My ;;w;; pwayews uWu on OwO the advewse party ÚwÚ fight; 
And there OwO the wittwe souws >_> of x3 Edwawd's chiwdwen 
UwU Whispew OwO the uWu spiwits >_> of UwU thinye >_> enyemies 
And pwomise them >_< success ÚwÚ and >_< victowy. 
Bwoody :3 thou :33 awt; bwoody uWu wiww >w< be >w< thy OwO end. 
Shame sewves >w< thy life ÚwÚ and doth >w< thy death >_> attend. Exit 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ^-^ Though :3 faw ^-^ mowe ^-^ cause, ÚwÚ yet >w< much less 
spirit ^-^ to ^w^ cuwse 
xDD Abides in me; I uWu say ^-^ amen ^-^ to :3 hew. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. >w< Stay, UwU madam, I >w< must talk :3 a >_> wowd with you. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. I ^.^ have nyo uWu moe >_< sons >_> of OwO the :33 woyaw UwU bwood 
>_< Fow ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :33 swaughtew. >_< Fow my daughtews, ÚwÚ Wichawd, 
^.^ They uWu shaww >w< be uWu pwaying nuns, ^.^ nyot weeping xDD queens; 
And OwO thewefowe ^w^ wevew ^.^ nyot ^-^ to :3 hit theiw >w< wives. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. You ^.^ have :3 a daughter xDD caww'd Ewizabeth. 
:33 Viwtuous ÚwÚ and :33 faiw, :33 woyaw ÚwÚ and ;;w;; gwacious. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. And >w< must ^.^ she die uWu fow uWu this? :33 O, let xDD hew 
live, 
And I'll corrupt xDD hew xDD mannyews, :33 stain xDD hew :3 beauty, 
xDD Swandew ^-^ mysewf as false ^-^ to x3 Edwawd's :33 bed, 
Thwow xDD uvw xDD hew OwO the >w< veiw >_> of infamy; 
^w^ So ^.^ she ^-^ may live xDD unscaww'd >_> of ÚwÚ bweeding ^w^ swaughtew, 
I uWu wiww x3 confess ^.^ she ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot x3 Edwawd's daughter. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Wrong ^.^ nyot xDD hew birth; ^.^ she :3 is :3 a :33 woyaw 
>_> Pwincess. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ÚwÚ To :33 save xDD hew life I'll uWu say ^.^ she :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Her life :3 is >w< safest only in xDD hew uWu biwth. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. And only in UwU that >_> safety ;;w;; died xDD hew 
OwO bwothews. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. :33 Wo, at theiw biwth good x3 staws ;;w;; wewe opposite. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. No, ^-^ to theiw ;;w;; wives i-iww fwiends ;;w;; wewe 
contrary. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. ^-^ Aww ^w^ unyavoided :3 is OwO the :33 doom >_> of destiny. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ÚwÚ Twue, when :3 avoided OwO gwace makes destiny. 
UwU My >w< babes ;;w;; wewe xDD destin'd ^-^ to :3 a ^-^ faiwew >_< death, 
>w< If OwO gwace xDD had >_> bwess'd ÚwÚ thee with :3 a ^-^ faiwew wife. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. You speak as ^-^ if UwU that I xDD had OwO swain my :3 cousins. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. >w< Cousins, UwU indeed; ÚwÚ and uWu by theiw uncwe 
cozen'd 
x3 Of UwU comfowt, UwU kingdom, ^.^ kindwed, freedom, wife. 
uWu Whose hand ^w^ soevew uWu wanc'd theiw >w< tendew hearts, 
x3 Thy uWu head, OwO an ;;w;; indiwectwy, >_> gave uWu diwection. 
:3 Nyo x3 doubt OwO the x3 muwd'wous :33 knyife ÚwÚ was :33 duww ÚwÚ and >w< bwunt 
;;w;; Tiww ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :33 whetted uWu on >w< thy stonye-hawd OwO heawt 
ÚwÚ To revel in OwO the entrails >_> of my lambs. 
But UwU that ;;w;; stiff ;;w;; use >_> of >w< gwief makes wiwd >w< gwief >_> tame, 
UwU My :33 tongue shouwd ^-^ to >w< thy ears ^.^ nyot name my :3 boys 
;;w;; Tiww UwU that my ^.^ nyaiws ;;w;; wewe anchor'd in UwU thinye ^w^ eyes; 
And OwO I, in such :3 a x3 desp'wate :33 bay >_> of >_< death, 
;;w;; Wike :3 a UwU poow bark, >_> of :3 saiws ÚwÚ and tackling UwU weft, 
^-^ Wush >w< aww ^-^ to ;;w;; pieces uWu on >w< thy uWu wocky >_< bosom. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. ^w^ Madam, OwO so thrive I in my enterprise 
And dangewous >_< success >_> of bwoody ^w^ waws, 
UwU As I intend ^-^ mowe good ^-^ to you ÚwÚ and x3 youws 
>w< Than >w< evew you ^w^ ow x3 youws uWu by me ;;w;; wewe >_> hawm'd! 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. What good :3 is uWu cuvw'd with OwO the ;;w;; face >_> of 
UwU heaven, 
ÚwÚ To >w< be discover'd, UwU that can ^-^ do me :3 good? 
KING :33 WICHAWD. advancement >_> of >_> youw ^-^ chiwdwen, gentwe 
>_< wady. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. :33 Up ^-^ to >w< some ^w^ scaffowd, there ^-^ to wose theiw 
;;w;; heads? 
KING :33 WICHAWD. ^.^ Unto OwO the >w< dignyity ÚwÚ and >_< height >_> of ;;w;; Fowtunye, 
The UwU high >w< impewiaw type >_> of :3 this >w< eawth's x3 gwowy. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ÚwÚ Fwattew my UwU sowwow with wepowt >_> of xDD it; 
>_> Teww me what state, what dignity, what xDD honyouw, 
OwO Canst :3 thou uWu demise ^-^ to ^-^ any >w< chiwd >_> of ÚwÚ minye? 
KING :33 WICHAWD. >_< Even >w< aww I have-ay, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ and >w< aww 
uWu Wiww I withaw xDD endow :3 a >w< chiwd >_> of :3 thinye; 
^w^ So in OwO the >_> Wethe >_> of >w< thy :3 angwy ^w^ souw 
Thou drown OwO the >_> sad wemembwance >_> of x3 those ^-^ wwongs 
^w^ Which :3 thou supposest I ^.^ have x3 donye ^-^ to thee. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. Be brief, west UwU that OwO the ^-^ pwocess >_> of >w< thy 
>_> kindnyess 
^w^ Wast ÚwÚ wongew x3 tewwing than >w< thy x3 kindnyess' ^.^ date. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. ;;w;; Then >w< knyow, UwU that ^-^ fwom my ^w^ souw I love >w< thy 
daughter. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. UwU My :33 daughtew's mothew OwO thinks ^.^ it with xDD hew 
ÚwÚ souw. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. What ^-^ do you think? 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. :33 That :3 thou OwO dost love my daughter ^-^ fwom 
>w< thy ÚwÚ souw. 
^w^ So ^-^ fwom >w< thy >_< souw's love didst :3 thou love xDD hew bwothews, 
And ^-^ fwom my ^w^ heawt's love I ^-^ do :3 thank ÚwÚ thee uWu fow it. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Be ^.^ nyot OwO so ^-^ hasty ^-^ to xDD confound my meaning. 
I UwU mean UwU that with my ^w^ souw I love >w< thy daughter 
And ^-^ do intend ^-^ to ^-^ make xDD hew Queen >_> of Engwand. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. Weww, then, ^-^ who OwO dost :3 thou UwU mean uWu shaww >w< be 
xDD hew king? 
KING :33 WICHAWD. >_< Even ^.^ he UwU that makes xDD hew Queen. OwO Who ewse 
shouwd x3 be? 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. >_> What, thou? 
KING :33 WICHAWD. >_< Even ÚwÚ so. OwO How ÚwÚ think you >_> of it? 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. OwO How ^w^ canst :3 thou ^w^ woo uWu hew? 
KING :33 WICHAWD. :33 That would I learn >_> of you, 
UwU As ^-^ onye being :33 best acquainted with xDD hew OwO humouw. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. And xDD wiwt :3 thou learn >_> of x3 me? 
KING :33 WICHAWD. ^w^ Madam, with >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. >_> Send ^-^ to UwU hew, uWu by OwO the man UwU that slew xDD hew 
bwothews, 
OwO A paiw >_> of ÚwÚ bweeding ^.^ heawts; UwU theweon >w< engwave 
^w^ 'Edwawd' ÚwÚ and 'Yowk.' ;;w;; Then uWu hapwy uWu wiww ^.^ she >w< weep; 
OwO Thewefowe ÚwÚ pwesent ^-^ to :33 hew-as ^.^ sometimes >_< Mawgawet 
OwO Did ^-^ to >w< thy fathew, steep'd in :33 Wutwand's blood- 
OwO A handkerchief; which, uWu say ^-^ to UwU hew, >_> did ^.^ dwain 
The xDD puwpwe ;;w;; sap ^-^ fwom xDD hew ^w^ sweet >_< bwothew's body, 
And ;;w;; bid xDD hew wipe xDD hew weeping eyes :3 withaw. 
>w< If :3 this >w< inducement move xDD hew ^.^ nyot ^-^ to love, 
>_> Send xDD hew :3 a letter >_> of >w< thy x3 nyobwe UwU deeds; 
>_> Teww xDD hew :3 thou :3 mad'st away xDD hew uncwe Clarence, 
Her uncwe ;;w;; Wivews; ^-^ ay, ÚwÚ and uWu fow xDD hew :33 sake 
^w^ Mad'st uWu quick ^.^ conveyance with xDD hew good :33 aunt :33 Annye. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. You xDD mock uWu me, ^.^ madam; :3 this :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the uWu way 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ win >_> youw daughter. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. Thewe :3 is nyo uWu othew OwO way; 
>_< Unwess :3 thou uWu couwdst >w< put uWu on >w< some uWu othew ^-^ shape 
And ^.^ nyot >w< be Richard UwU that ;;w;; hath x3 donye >w< aww ÚwÚ this. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Say UwU that I >_> did >w< aww :3 this uWu fow love >_> of :3 hew. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ;;w;; Nyay, then >_< indeed ^.^ she cannyot OwO choose uWu but 
UwU hate ^.^ thee, 
Having bought love with such :3 a bwoody spoil. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Wook what :3 is x3 donye cannyot >w< be :3 nyow ÚwÚ amended. 
Men uWu shaww ^-^ deaw unadvisedly OwO sometimes, 
^w^ Which :3 aftew-houws gives :3 weisuwe ^-^ to xDD wepent. 
>w< If I >_> did UwU take OwO the :3 kingdom ^-^ fwom >_> youw OwO sons, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make amends I'll ^w^ give ^.^ it ^-^ to >_> youw daughter. 
>w< If I ^.^ have xDD kiww'd OwO the xDD issue >_> of >_> youw uWu womb, 
ÚwÚ To quicken >_> youw OwO incwease I uWu wiww ^.^ beget 
Minye xDD issue >_> of >_> youw UwU bwood x3 upon >_> youw daughter. 
OwO A ;;w;; gwandam's name :3 is wittwe less in love 
>w< Than :3 is OwO the x3 doating title >_> of :3 a mother; 
^.^ They awe as chiwdwen uWu but ^-^ onye xDD step UwU bewow, 
>_< Even >_> of >_> youw metal, >_> of >_> youw vewy bwood; 
x3 Of >w< aww ^-^ onye ÚwÚ pain, :33 save uWu fow :3 a night >_> of groans 
^w^ Enduw'd >_> of UwU hew, uWu fow xDD whom you ;;w;; bid >_< wike sorrow. 
Your chiwdwen ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ vexation ^-^ to >_> youw youth; 
But >_< minye uWu shaww >w< be :3 a comfort ^-^ to >_> youw age. 
The woss you ^.^ have :3 is uWu but :3 a :3 son being ;;w;; King, 
And uWu by UwU that woss >_> youw daughter :3 is :3 made Queen. 
I cannyot ^-^ make you what amends I ÚwÚ wouwd, 
OwO Thewefowe accept such >_> kindnyess as I ^.^ can. 
Dorset >_> youw UwU son, UwU that with :3 a xDD feawfuw ^w^ souw 
>w< Weads :33 discontented ^-^ steps in foweign soiw, 
:3 This fair awwiance >_> quickwy uWu shaww can UwU home 
ÚwÚ To UwU high ;;w;; pwomotions ÚwÚ and gweat dignyity. 
The ;;w;; King, UwU that calls >_> youw uWu beauteous daughter xDD wife, 
>_> Famiwiawwy uWu shaww caww >w< thy Dorset brother; 
>_> Again uWu shaww you >w< be mothew ^-^ to :3 a ^-^ king, 
And >w< aww OwO the wuins >_> of distressful xDD times 
xDD Wepaiw'd with double riches >_> of ÚwÚ content. 
>_< What! ^-^ we ^.^ have many ÚwÚ goodwy >_< days ^-^ to :3 see. 
The :3 wiquid ^.^ dwops >_> of ;;w;; teaws UwU that you ^.^ have shed 
:33 Shaww come uWu again, :33 twansfowm'd ^-^ to orient pearl, 
Advantaging theiw woan with ;;w;; intewest 
x3 Of >w< ten xDD times double >_< gain >_> of >w< happinyess. 
Go, then, my mothew, ^-^ to >w< thy daughter ^.^ go; 
UwU Make bowd xDD hew bashful years with >_> youw uWu expewience; 
Pwepawe xDD hew ears ^-^ to hear :3 a >_< wooew's tawe; 
x3 Put in xDD hew >w< tendew OwO heawt th' :3 aspiwing flame 
x3 Of gowden x3 suvweignty; :3 acquaint OwO the ;;w;; Pwinces 
x3 With OwO the ^w^ sweet ;;w;; siwent ^w^ houws >_> of mawwiage >w< joys. 
And when :3 this arm >_> of >_< minye ;;w;; hath x3 chastised 
The :33 petty rebel, UwU duww-bwain'd ^w^ Buckingham, 
Bound with triumphant x3 gawwands uWu wiww I xDD come, 
And ;;w;; wead >w< thy daughter ^-^ to :3 a ÚwÚ conquewow's ^-^ bed; 
ÚwÚ To xDD whom I uWu wiww :33 wetaiw my :3 conquest uWu won, 
And ^.^ she uWu shaww >w< be >_> sowe uWu victowess, Caesar's Caesar. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. What ;;w;; wewe I :33 best ^-^ to ^w^ say? Her >_< fathew's 
bwothew 
Wouwd >w< be xDD hew UwU wowd? Ow uWu shaww I uWu say xDD hew uncle? 
Ow ^.^ he UwU that slew xDD hew bwothews ÚwÚ and xDD hew >_> uncwes? 
^.^ Undew what title uWu shaww I ^w^ woo uWu fow ÚwÚ thee 
:33 That God, OwO the waw, my xDD honyouw, ÚwÚ and xDD hew love 
^w^ Can ^-^ make ÚwÚ seem >w< pweasing ^-^ to xDD hew >w< tendew OwO yeaws? 
KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Infew fair England's xDD peace uWu by :3 this xDD awwiance. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ^w^ Which ^.^ she uWu shaww ^-^ puwchase with 
;;w;; stiww-wasting waw. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. >_> Teww xDD hew OwO the ;;w;; King, UwU that ^-^ may ^.^ command, 
^w^ entweats. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. :33 That at xDD hew ^.^ hands ;;w;; which OwO the King's 
UwU King UwU fowbids. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Say ^.^ she uWu shaww >w< be :3 a UwU high ÚwÚ and :3 mighty >w< queen. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ÚwÚ To ;;w;; waiw OwO the titwe, as xDD hew mothew uWu doth. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Say I uWu wiww love xDD hew :33 evewwastingwy. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. But how wong uWu shaww UwU that title >_< 'evew' wast? 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Sweetwy in x3 fowce x3 unto xDD hew fair :3 wife's OwO end. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. But how wong ^w^ faiwwy uWu shaww xDD hew ^w^ sweet life 
wast? 
KING :33 WICHAWD. UwU As wong as >w< heaven ÚwÚ and ^-^ nyatuwe lengthens it. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. UwU As wong as heww ÚwÚ and Richard wikes >_> of it. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Say OwO I, xDD hew suvweign, x3 am xDD hew :33 subject ;;w;; wow. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. But :33 she, >_> youw :3 subject, woathes such 
>_> suvweignty. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Be eloquent in my behawf ^-^ to :3 hew. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. An >w< honyest xDD tawe ÚwÚ speeds :33 best being ^-^ pwainwy 
towd. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. ;;w;; Then ^-^ pwainwy ^-^ to xDD hew tell my :33 woving >_> tawe. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. Pwain ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >w< honyest :3 is xDD too harsh :3 a >_< stywe. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Your reasons awe xDD too shawwow ÚwÚ and xDD too ^w^ quick. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. :33 O, no, my reasons awe xDD too ^-^ deep ÚwÚ and 
^.^ dead- 
:3 Too ^-^ deep ÚwÚ and OwO dead, UwU poow xDD infants, in theiw x3 gwaves. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. uWu Hawp ^.^ nyot uWu on UwU that string, ^.^ madam; UwU that :3 is ^.^ past. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. uWu Hawp uWu on ^.^ it still uWu shaww I ÚwÚ tiww heawtstwings 
break. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Nyow, uWu by my >_> Geowge, my ^w^ gawtew, ÚwÚ and my 
crown- 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. Profan'd, dishonyouw'd, ÚwÚ and OwO the third 
usurp'd. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. I :33 sweaw- 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. By OwO nyothing; uWu fow :3 this :3 is nyo xDD oath: 
x3 Thy >_> Geowge, xDD pwofan'd, ;;w;; hath lost his wowdwy >_> honyouw; 
x3 Thy ^w^ gawtew, blemish'd, xDD pawn'd his :33 knyightwy viwtue; 
x3 Thy UwU cwown, xDD usuwp'd, disgrac'd his >w< kingwy x3 gwowy. 
>w< If xDD something :3 thou wouldst uWu sweaw ^-^ to >w< be bewiev'd, 
OwO Sweaw then uWu by xDD something UwU that :3 thou x3 hast ^.^ nyot >w< wwong'd. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. >_> Then, uWu by my UwU sewf- 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. x3 Thy uWu sewf :3 is ^w^ sewf-misus'd. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Nyow, uWu by OwO the xDD wowwd- 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. ^.^ 'Tis :33 fuww >_> of >w< thy ;;w;; fouw wwongs. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. UwU My >_< fathew's >_> death- 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. x3 Thy life ;;w;; hath ^.^ it dishonyouw'd. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Why, then, uWu by God- 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. God's :33 wwong :3 is UwU most >_> of all. 
>w< If :3 thou didst ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to >_< bweak OwO an OwO oath with Him, 
The >_> unyity OwO the UwU King my xDD husband :3 made 
Thou xDD hadst ^.^ nyot broken, :3 nyow my bwothews died. 
>w< If :3 thou xDD hadst >_< feaw'd ^-^ to >_< bweak OwO an OwO oath uWu by Him, 
^-^ Th' >w< impewiaw metal, >_< ciwcwing :3 nyow >w< thy uWu head, 
Had gwac'd OwO the >w< tendew OwO tempwes >_> of my x3 chiwd; 
And uWu both OwO the ;;w;; Pwinces xDD had >_< been breathing ;;w;; hewe, 
^w^ Which nyow, two >w< tendew xDD bedfewwows uWu fow xDD dust, 
x3 Thy ^w^ bwoken :3 faith ;;w;; hath :3 made OwO the uWu pwey uWu fow ^-^ wowms. 
What ^w^ canst :3 thou uWu sweaw uWu by ^w^ nyow? 
KING :33 WICHAWD. The UwU time ^-^ to come. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. :33 That :3 thou x3 hast >_< wwonged in OwO the UwU time 
o'ewpast; 
>_< Fow I ^-^ mysewf ^.^ have many ;;w;; teaws ^-^ to wash 
Hereafter UwU time, uWu fow UwU time ÚwÚ past wrong'd uWu by thee. 
The chiwdwen live uWu whose fathews :3 thou x3 hast ^.^ swaughtew'd, 
uWu Unguvwn'd youth, ^-^ to ;;w;; waiw ^.^ it in theiw :33 age; 
The parents live uWu whose chiwdwen :3 thou x3 hast >_< butcheed, 
Old xDD bawwen ^.^ pwants, ^-^ to ;;w;; waiw ^.^ it with theiw age. 
OwO Sweaw ^.^ nyot uWu by UwU time ^-^ to x3 come; uWu fow UwU that :3 thou x3 hast 
OwO Misus'd ewe us'd, uWu by xDD times ill-us'd ;;w;; o'ewpast. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. UwU As I intend ^-^ to ^w^ pwospew ÚwÚ and repent, 
^w^ So thrive I in my dangewous affairs 
x3 Of hostile awms! Myself ^-^ mysewf UwU confound! 
xDD Heaven ÚwÚ and >_> fowtunye bar me x3 happy OwO houws! 
OwO Day, ÚwÚ yiewd me ^.^ nyot >w< thy ^-^ wight; nyow, night, >w< thy rest! 
Be >w< opposite >w< aww >_< pwanyets >_> of good xDD wuck 
ÚwÚ To my ^-^ pwoceeding!-if, with dear ^w^ heawt's love, 
Immacuwate :3 devotion, holy ^-^ thoughts, 
I >w< tendew ^.^ nyot >w< thy uWu beauteous >_< pwincewy daughter. 
UwU In xDD hew :33 consists my >w< happinyess ÚwÚ and :3 thinye; 
Without UwU hew, UwU fowwows ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ and ^.^ thee, 
Herself, OwO the wand, ÚwÚ and many :3 a ÚwÚ Chwistian >_> souw, 
Death, ^w^ desowation, wuin, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ decay. 
^w^ It cannyot >w< be :3 avoided uWu but uWu by ^.^ this; 
^w^ It uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 avoided uWu but uWu by ÚwÚ this. 
:33 Thewefowe, dear mothew-I >w< must caww you ;;w;; so- 
Be OwO the attorney >_> of my love ^-^ to UwU hew; 
>w< Pwead what I uWu wiww ^.^ be, ^.^ nyot what I ^.^ have uWu been; 
:3 Nyot my :33 desewts, uWu but what I uWu wiww desewve. 
Uwge OwO the necessity ÚwÚ and OwO state >_> of times, 
And >w< be ^.^ nyot peevish-fond in gweat :33 designs. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. :33 Shaww I >w< be OwO tempted >_> of OwO the ^w^ deviw ^.^ thus? 
KING :33 WICHAWD. >w< Ay, ^-^ if OwO the ^w^ deviw >_> tempt you ^-^ to ^-^ do :33 good. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. :33 Shaww I ^-^ fowget ^-^ mysewf ^-^ to >w< be myself? 
KING :33 WICHAWD. >w< Ay, ^-^ if >_> youw sewf's wemembwance :33 wwong 
OwO youwsewf. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. >_> Yet :3 thou didst :33 kiww my children. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. But in >_> youw :33 daughtew's >_> womb I :33 buwy them; 
Whewe, in UwU that ^w^ nyest >_> of :3 spicewy, uWu they uWu wiww breed 
^-^ Sewves >_> of themsewves, ^-^ to >_> youw uWu wecomfowtuwe. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. :33 Shaww I >w< go ^.^ win my daughter ^-^ to >w< thy x3 wiww? 
KING :33 WICHAWD. And >w< be :3 a x3 happy mothew uWu by OwO the :3 deed. 
ÚwÚ QUEEN EWIZABETH. I ^.^ go. x3 Wwite ^-^ to me vewy ÚwÚ showtwy, 
And you uWu shaww undewstand ^-^ fwom me xDD hew mind. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Beaw xDD hew my OwO twue ^-^ wuv's kiss; ÚwÚ and so, faweweww. 
Kissing :3 hew. Exit ÚwÚ QUEEN xDD EWIZABETH 
Relenting fool, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ shawwow, changing woman! 

x3 Entew RATCLIFF; >w< CATESBY following 

OwO How nyow! what x3 nyews? 
WATCWIFF. uWu Most :3 mighty suvweign, uWu on OwO the :3 westewn >w< coast 
UwU Wideth :3 a uWu puissant navy; ^-^ to ^-^ ouw shores 
Throng many doubtfuw >w< howwow-heawted fwiends, 
Unarm'd, ÚwÚ and uWu unwesowv'd ^-^ to beat them ^-^ back. 
^.^ 'Tis ^w^ thought UwU that x3 Wichmond :3 is theiw >_> admiwaw; 
And there uWu they OwO huww, xDD expecting uWu but OwO the aid 
x3 Of Buckingham ^-^ to ^-^ wewcome them ashore. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. uWu Some light-foot fwiend OwO post ^-^ to OwO the UwU Duke >_> of 
Nyowfowk. 
Ratcliff, xDD thysewf-ow Catesby; xDD whewe :3 is x3 he? 
CATESBY. Here, my good :33 wowd. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. ^-^ Catesby, UwU fwy ^-^ to OwO the >_> Duke. 
CATESBY. I uWu wiww my lord, with >w< aww UwU convenyient UwU haste. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Ratcliff, come hithew. x3 Post ^-^ to ;;w;; Sawisbuwy; 
When :3 thou ;;w;; com'st ;;w;; thithew- uWu [To ^w^ CATESBY] Dull, 
unmindfuww viwwain, 
UwU Why x3 stay'st :3 thou ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and go'st ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO the OwO Duke? 
CATESBY. First, :3 mighty UwU wiege, tell me >_> youw OwO Highnyess' pweasuwe, 
What ^-^ fwom >_> youw OwO Gwace I uWu shaww x3 dewivew ^-^ to >_> him. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. :33 O, true, good uWu Catesby. UwU Bid him levy straight 
The :3 gweatest OwO stwength ÚwÚ and power UwU that ^.^ he can ^-^ make 
And ^.^ meet me :33 suddenwy at Sawisbuwy. 
CATESBY. I ^.^ go. Exit 
WATCWIFF. >_> What, ^-^ may ^.^ it >w< pwease you, uWu shaww I ^-^ do at OwO Sawisbuwy? 
KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Why, what wouldst :3 thou ^-^ do there before I 
go? 
WATCWIFF. Your Highness told me I shouwd OwO post >_> befowe. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. UwU My :33 mind :3 is >_< chang'd. 

x3 Entew LORD ÚwÚ STANWEY 

>_> STANWEY, what UwU nyews with you? 
^-^ STANWEY. None uWu good, my UwU wiege, ^-^ to >w< pwease you with 
OwO the hearing; 
Nyow UwU nyonye OwO so OwO bad uWu but ;;w;; weww ^-^ may >w< be uWu wepowted. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. xDD Hoyday, :3 a >_< widdwe! neither good :3 nyow bad! 
What UwU nyeed'st :3 thou run OwO so many :3 miwes >w< about, 
When :3 thou ^.^ mayest tell >w< thy xDD tawe OwO the uWu nyeawest ^w^ way? 
>w< Once :3 mowe, what x3 nyews? 
^-^ STANWEY. x3 Wichmond :3 is uWu on OwO the ÚwÚ seas. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Thewe let him ^w^ sink, ÚwÚ and >w< be OwO the :33 seas uWu on :3 him! 
uWu White-wivew'd wunyagate, what doth ^.^ he thewe? 
^-^ STANWEY. I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, :3 mighty suvweign, uWu but uWu by guess. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Weww, as you guess? 
^-^ STANWEY. ÚwÚ Stiww'd OwO up uWu by Dowset, ^w^ Buckingham, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ Mowton, 
ÚwÚ He makes uWu fow ^.^ Engwand here ^-^ to OwO cwaim OwO the ^w^ cwown. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. ^-^ Is OwO the chair UwU empty? ^-^ Is OwO the >_< swowd unsway'd? 
^-^ Is OwO the UwU King OwO dead, OwO the ^.^ empiwe unpossess'd? 
What ÚwÚ heiw >_> of uWu Yowk :3 is there x3 awive uWu but >_> we? 
And ^-^ who :3 is England's UwU King uWu but gweat xDD Yowk's OwO heiw? 
;;w;; Then tell me what makes ^.^ he x3 upon OwO the ÚwÚ seas. 
^-^ STANWEY. >_< Unwess uWu fow UwU that, my UwU wiege, I cannyot guess. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. >_< Unwess uWu fow UwU that ^.^ he comes ^-^ to >w< be >_> youw UwU wiege, 
You cannyot ^.^ guess xDD whewefowe OwO the Welshman comes. 
Thou xDD wiwt uWu wevowt ÚwÚ and UwU fwy ^-^ to ^w^ him, I fear. 
^-^ STANWEY. No, my good ^w^ wowd; OwO thewefowe ^-^ mistwust me not. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. :3 Whewe :3 is >w< thy power then, ^-^ to beat him back? 
:3 Whewe >w< be >w< thy tenants ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_> fowwowews? 
uWu Awe uWu they ^.^ nyot :3 nyow x3 upon OwO the :3 westewn shore, 
xDD Safe-conducting OwO the rebels ^-^ fwom theiw ships? 
^-^ STANWEY. No, my good lord, my fwiends awe in OwO the north. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Cold fwiends ^-^ to >_> me. What ^-^ do uWu they in OwO the 
north, 
When uWu they shouwd sewve theiw x3 suvweign in OwO the ÚwÚ west? 
^-^ STANWEY. ^.^ They ^.^ have ^.^ nyot >_< been uWu commanded, :3 mighty King. 
ÚwÚ Pweaseth >_> youw uWu Majesty ^-^ to ^w^ give me leave, 
I'll uWu mustew OwO up my fwiends ÚwÚ and ^.^ meet >_> youw OwO Gwace 
:3 Whewe ÚwÚ and what UwU time >_> youw uWu Majesty uWu shaww pwease. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. >w< Ay, ^-^ ay, :3 thou wouldst >w< be gonye ^-^ to >_> join with 
Richmond; 
But I'll ^.^ nyot xDD twust thee. 
^-^ STANWEY. uWu Most :3 mighty suvweign, 
You ^.^ have nyo cause ^-^ to howd my friendship uWu doubtfuw. 
I never ÚwÚ was :3 nyow never uWu wiww >w< be ^-^ fawse. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Go, then, ÚwÚ and uWu mustew ^-^ men. But xDD weave >_> behind 
Your UwU son, xDD Geowge Stanley. Wook >_> youw OwO heawt >w< be UwU fiwm, 
Ow ewse his ÚwÚ head's assuwance :3 is uWu but frail. 
^-^ STANWEY. ^w^ So ^-^ deaw with him as I ^w^ pwuv OwO twue ^-^ to you. Exit 

x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW 

MESSENGEW. UwU My >_< gwacious suvweign, :3 nyow in ^w^ Devonshiwe, 
UwU As I uWu by fwiends x3 am ;;w;; weww >_> advewtised, 
Sir >_< Edwawd x3 Couwtnyey ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 haughty prelate, 
ÚwÚ Bishop >_> of ^.^ Exetew, his ÚwÚ ewdew :33 bwothew, 
x3 With many uWu moe >_< confedewates, awe in arms. 

x3 Entew another MESSENGEW 

x3 SECOND MESSENGEW. UwU In ^.^ Kent, my UwU wiege, OwO the Guilfords awe in 
arms; 
And every hour ^-^ mowe UwU competitows 
UwU Fwock ^-^ to OwO the >_< webews, ÚwÚ and theiw power grows stwong. 

x3 Entew another MESSENGEW 

uWu THIWD MESSENGEW. UwU My lord, OwO the ;;w;; awmy >_> of gweat xDD Buckingham- 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Out uWu on you, ^w^ owws! Nyothing uWu but >_> songs >_> of 
UwU death? :3 [He strikes xDD him] 
Thewe, UwU take :3 thou UwU that ÚwÚ tiww :3 thou bwing better news. 
uWu THIWD MESSENGEW. The UwU nyews I ^.^ have ^-^ to tell >_> youw uWu Majesty 
^-^ Is UwU that uWu by ^w^ sudden floods ÚwÚ and ^-^ faww >_> of UwU watews 
Buckingham's ;;w;; awmy :3 is ^.^ dispews'd ÚwÚ and :3 scattew'd; 
And ^.^ he ^-^ himsewf wand'wed away xDD awonye, 
:3 Nyo man knows whither. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. I x3 cwy ÚwÚ thee uWu mewcy. 
Thewe :3 is my >_> puwse ^-^ to cure UwU that blow >_> of >w< thinye. 
;;w;; Hath ^-^ any >_> weww-advised fwiend pwocwaim'd 
Reward ^-^ to him UwU that brings OwO the >_> twaitow OwO in? 
uWu THIWD MESSENGEW. Such proclamation ;;w;; hath >_< been made, 
my OwO Wowd. 

x3 Entew another MESSENGEW 

>_< FOUWTH MESSENGEW. Sir ÚwÚ Thomas Wuvw ÚwÚ and Wowd UwU Mawquis 
Dowset, 
^.^ 'Tis said, my UwU wiege, in Yorkshire awe in arms. 
But :3 this good comfort bwing I ^-^ to >_> youw :33 Highnyess- 
The Britaine ÚwÚ nyavy :3 is ^.^ dispews'd uWu by ^w^ tempest. 
x3 Wichmond in >w< Dowsetshiwe x3 sent >_< out :3 a ^-^ boat 
^.^ Unto OwO the shore, ^-^ to ÚwÚ ask x3 those uWu on OwO the ;;w;; banks 
>w< If uWu they ;;w;; wewe his ^.^ assistants, OwO yea ^w^ ow no; 
OwO Who xDD answew'd him uWu they came ^-^ fwom Buckingham 
:3 Upon his :3 pawty. >_< He, OwO mistwusting ;;w;; them, 
uWu Hois'd >_> saiw, ÚwÚ and :3 made his ^-^ couwse UwU again uWu fow OwO Bwitainye. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Mawch OwO on, mawch OwO on, >_< since ^-^ we awe OwO up in 
arms; 
>w< If ^.^ nyot ^-^ to fight with foweign ;;w;; enyemies, 
>_> Yet ^-^ to beat ;;w;; down ^.^ these rebels here at UwU home. 

;;w;; We-entew >w< CATESBY 

CATESBY. UwU My UwU wiege, OwO the UwU Duke >_> of Buckingham :3 is taken- 
:33 That :3 is OwO the :33 best news. :33 That OwO the Eaww >_> of x3 Wichmond 
^-^ Is with :3 a :3 mighty power ^w^ wanded at ;;w;; Miwfowd 
^-^ Is colder UwU tidings, ÚwÚ yet uWu they >w< must >w< be towd. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. :3 Away towards xDD Sawisbuwy! OwO Whiwe ^-^ we reason 
here 
OwO A :33 woyaw ^-^ battwe UwU might >w< be xDD won ÚwÚ and xDD wost. 
uWu Some ^-^ onye UwU take owdew Buckingham >w< be ^w^ bwought 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; Sawisbuwy; OwO the west mawch uWu on with >_> me. 
:33 Fwouwish. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE 5. 

LORD OwO DEWBY'S house 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ STANWEY ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ CHWISTOPHEW ;;w;; UWSWICK 

^-^ STANWEY. Sir :33 Chwistophew, tell x3 Wichmond :3 this ^-^ fwom :3 me: 
:33 That in OwO the >w< sty >_> of OwO the UwU most >_> deadwy ^-^ boaw 
UwU My :3 son xDD Geowge uWu Stanwey :3 is frank'd OwO up in howd; 
>w< If I x3 wevowt, x3 off :33 goes x3 young >_< Geowge's ÚwÚ head; 
The ;;w;; feaw >_> of UwU that howds x3 off my ÚwÚ pwesent :33 aid. 
UwU So, >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone; ÚwÚ commend me ^-^ to >w< thy :33 wowd. 
Withaw uWu say UwU that OwO the Queen ;;w;; hath >_> heawtiwy >_> consented 
ÚwÚ He shouwd :3 espouse Ewizabeth xDD hew daughter. 
But tell uWu me, xDD whewe :3 is >_< pwincewy x3 Wichmond ^w^ nyow? 
CHRISTOPHER. ^.^ At >_> Pembwoke, ^w^ ow at Ha'wfowd west in ^-^ Wawes. 
^-^ STANWEY. What x3 men >_> of name uWu wesowt ^-^ to OwO him? 
CHRISTOPHER. Sir Walter x3 Hewbewt, :3 a renowned sowdiew; 
ÚwÚ SIW Gilbert >_> Tawbot, Sir ^-^ Wiwwiam Stanwey, 
OXFORD, wedoubted >_> Pembwoke, Sir xDD James x3 Bwunt, 
And Rice xDD ap ^.^ Thomas, with :3 a ÚwÚ vawiant crew; 
And many uWu othew >_> of gweat name ÚwÚ and xDD wowth; 
And towards UwU Wondon ^-^ do uWu they ^-^ bend theiw :33 powew, 
>w< If uWu by OwO the uWu way uWu they >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD fought :3 withaw. 
^-^ STANWEY. Weww, UwU hie ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< thy ^w^ wowd; I ÚwÚ kiss his >w< hand; 
UwU My letter uWu wiww :3 wesowve him >_> of my mind. 
>w< Faweweww. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. 

Sawisbuwy. An open place 

x3 Entew OwO the SHEWIFF ÚwÚ and ^-^ guawd, with :3 BUCKINGHAM, wed ^-^ to >_> execution 

>w< BUCKINGHAM. uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot UwU King Richard let me speak with 
OwO him? 
SHERIFF. No, my good ^w^ wowd; OwO thewefowe >w< be ÚwÚ patient. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. Hastings, ÚwÚ and x3 Edwawd's ^-^ chiwdwen, Gwey, ÚwÚ and 
Rivers, 
;;w;; Howy UwU King Henry, ÚwÚ and >w< thy fair :3 son Edwawd, 
^-^ Vaughan, ÚwÚ and >w< aww UwU that ^.^ have ^.^ miscawwied 
By undewhand >_< cowwupted ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ injustice, 
>w< If UwU that >_> youw ^-^ moody :33 discontented souws 
Do OwO thwough OwO the clouds >w< behowd :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent xDD houw, 
>_< Even uWu fow wevenge xDD mock my destruction! 
:3 This :3 is ÚwÚ Aww-Souws' day, fewwow, :3 is ^.^ it not? 
SHERIFF. ^w^ It ;;w;; is, my :33 wowd. 
>w< BUCKINGHAM. ÚwÚ Why, then ÚwÚ Aww-Souws' :3 day :3 is my body's 
OwO doomsday. 
:3 This :3 is OwO the :3 day ;;w;; which in UwU King x3 Edwawd's UwU time 
I :33 wish'd UwU might ^-^ faww uWu on me when I ÚwÚ was ;;w;; found 
UwU Fawse ^-^ to his chiwdwen ÚwÚ and his :3 wife's ÚwÚ awwies; 
:3 This :3 is OwO the :3 day wherein I :33 wish'd ^-^ to ^-^ faww 
By OwO the false :3 faith >_> of him xDD whom UwU most I trusted; 
This, :3 this ÚwÚ Aww-Souws' :3 day ^-^ to my xDD feawfuw ^w^ souw 
^-^ Is OwO the determin'd respite >_> of my wwongs; 
:33 That UwU high :3 Aww-Seew ;;w;; which I OwO dawwied with 
;;w;; Hath tuwn'd my feigned >w< pwayew uWu on my head 
And >w< given in eawnyest what I begg'd in ÚwÚ jest. 
ÚwÚ Thus doth ÚwÚ He x3 fowce OwO the >_> swowds >_> of ;;w;; wicked x3 men 
ÚwÚ To xDD tuwn theiw >_> own OwO points in theiw masters' ^-^ bosoms. 
ÚwÚ Thus ;;w;; Mawgawet's ^w^ cuwse ^.^ fawws :33 heavy uWu on my ÚwÚ nyeck. 
>w< 'When he' OwO quoth ^.^ she >w< 'shaww split >w< thy OwO heawt with xDD sowwow, 
Wemembew >_< Mawgawet ÚwÚ was :3 a prophetess.' 
Come ;;w;; wead uWu me, ;;w;; officews, ^-^ to OwO the bwock >_> of >_< shame; 
Wrong ;;w;; hath uWu but ^.^ wwong, ÚwÚ and blame OwO the :3 due >_> of blame. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. 

ÚwÚ Camp ;;w;; nyeaw x3 Tamwowth 

x3 Entew RICHMOND, OXFORD, ÚwÚ SIW JAMES BLUNT, ÚwÚ SIW :3 WAWTEW HERBERT, ÚwÚ and >w< othews, 
with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and colours 

RICHMOND. ^.^ Fewwows in uWu awms, ÚwÚ and my UwU most :33 woving fwiends, 
Bwuis'd undewnyeath OwO the ^.^ yoke >_> of tywanny, 
ÚwÚ Thus :3 faw OwO into OwO the uWu bowews >_> of OwO the ^.^ wand 
>_< Have ^-^ we mawch'd uWu on ^-^ without impediment; 
And here weceive ^-^ we ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw fathew uWu Stanwey 
Lines >_> of fair comfort ÚwÚ and encouragement. 
The :3 wwetched, bwoody, ÚwÚ and uWu usuwping boaw, 
:33 That :3 spoiw'd >_> youw uWu summew fields ÚwÚ and :3 fwuitfuw vines, 
^-^ Swiwws >_> youw warm UwU bwood >_< wike ^w^ wash, ÚwÚ and makes his twough 
UwU In >_> youw emboweww'd >_> bosoms-this ;;w;; fouw ^w^ swinye 
^-^ Is :3 nyow x3 even in OwO the ^-^ centwe >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ iswe, 
Near ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ town >_> of Leicester, as ^-^ we :3 weawn. 
From x3 Tamwowth thithew :3 is uWu but ^-^ onye UwU day's UwU mawch. 
UwU In God's name cheewwy OwO on, courageous fwiends, 
ÚwÚ To :33 weap OwO the hawvest >_> of x3 pewpetuaw xDD peace 
By :3 this ^-^ onye bwoody UwU twiaw >_> of shawp waw. 
OXFOWD. uWu Evewy ÚwÚ man's ;;w;; conscience :3 is :3 a ^w^ thousand ^-^ men, 
ÚwÚ To fight x3 against :3 this OwO guiwty uWu homicide. 
HERBERT. I x3 doubt ^.^ nyot uWu but his fwiends uWu wiww xDD tuwn ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. 
BLUNT. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath nyo fwiends uWu but what awe fwiends uWu fow feaw, 
^w^ Which in his ;;w;; deawest :3 nyeed uWu wiww UwU fwy ^-^ fwom >_> him. 
RICHMOND. ^-^ Aww uWu fow ^-^ ouw vantage. ;;w;; Then in God's name UwU mawch. 
^.^ Twue >w< hope :3 is swift ÚwÚ and flies with ÚwÚ swawwow's wings; 
>w< Kings ^.^ it makes >_< gods, ÚwÚ and meaner cweatuwes ^.^ kings. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. 

^.^ Boswowth Field 

x3 Entew KING ^.^ WICHAWD in uWu awms, with >w< NyOWFOWK, ^w^ WATCWIFF, 
OwO the ^.^ EAWW >_> of SUWWEYS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews 

KING :33 WICHAWD. ;;w;; Hewe :3 pitch ^-^ ouw >_> tent, x3 even here in ^.^ Boswowth 
fiewd. 
UwU My Wowd >_> of Surrey, x3 why ÚwÚ wook you OwO so sad? 
^w^ SUWWEY. UwU My OwO heawt :3 is >w< ten xDD times ;;w;; wightew than my OwO wooks. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. UwU My Wowd >_> of Norfolk! 
xDD NyOWFOWK. Here, UwU most >_< gwacious ^.^ wiege. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. xDD Nyowfowk, ^-^ we >w< must ^.^ have xDD knyocks; ^-^ ha! >w< must ^-^ we 
not? 
xDD NyOWFOWK. We >w< must uWu both ^w^ give ÚwÚ and UwU take, my :33 woving :33 wowd. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. :33 Up x3 With my tent! ;;w;; Hewe uWu wiww I lie to-night; 
[Soldiers begin ^-^ to xDD set OwO up OwO the UwU KING'S tent] 
But xDD whewe ;;w;; to-mowwow? Weww, all's ^-^ onye uWu fow ;;w;; that. 
OwO Who ;;w;; hath ^-^ descwied OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbew >_> of OwO the ^-^ twaitows? 
xDD NyOWFOWK. >_> Six ^w^ ow :3 seven ^w^ thousand :3 is theiw xDD utmost >_> powew. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ ouw ^.^ battawia trebles UwU that account; 
UwU Besides, OwO the King's name :3 is :3 a UwU towew >_> of UwU stwength, 
^w^ Which uWu they x3 upon OwO the advewse >w< faction :3 want. 
:33 Up with OwO the tent! ^w^ Come, x3 nyobwe gentlemen, 
>_> Wet OwO us >w< suwvey OwO the :3 vantage >_> of OwO the ground. 
^-^ Caww uWu fow >w< some x3 men >_> of :33 sound uWu diwection. 
Let's wack nyo discipwinye, ^-^ make nyo >_< deway; 
>_< Fow, x3 wowds, to-morrow :3 is :3 a busy day. >_< Exeunt 

OwO Entew, uWu on OwO the uWu othew >_> side >_> of OwO the field, 
RICHMOND, ÚwÚ SIW WIWWIAM BRANDON, OXFORD, UwU DOWSET, 
ÚwÚ and ^.^ othews. uWu Some :3 pitch RICHMOND'S tent 

RICHMOND. The x3 weawy >_< sun ;;w;; hath :3 made :3 a gowden set, 
And uWu by OwO the UwU bwight ;;w;; twact >_> of his :33 fiewy caw 
Gives token >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy :3 day >w< to-mowwow. 
Sir ^-^ Wiwwiam :33 Bwandon, you uWu shaww bear my ^-^ standawd. 
>w< Give me >w< some ink ÚwÚ and paper in my >w< tent. 
I'll dwaw OwO the fowm ÚwÚ and :3 modew >_> of ^-^ ouw battwe, 
OwO Wimit OwO each :3 weadew ^-^ to his uWu sevewaw chawge, 
And part in ^.^ just x3 pwopowtion ^-^ ouw small >_> powew. 
UwU My Wowd >_> of Oxford-you, Sir ^-^ Wiwwiam Bwandon- 
And you, Sir Walter x3 Hewbewt-stay with >_> me. 
The Eaww >_> of ^w^ Pembwoke >_< keeps his >_> wegiment; 
Good x3 Captain x3 Bwunt, bear my good night ^-^ to ^w^ him, 
And uWu by OwO the uWu second hour in OwO the xDD mownying 
:3 Desiwe OwO the Eaww ^-^ to UwU see me in my >w< tent. 
>_> Yet ^-^ onye xDD thing :3 mowe, good x3 Captain, ^-^ do uWu fow :3 me- 
:3 Whewe :3 is Wowd uWu Stanwey >_> quawtew'd, ^-^ do you uWu knyow? 
BLUNT. >_< Unwess I ^.^ have ^w^ mista'en his colours xDD much- 
^w^ Which ;;w;; weww I x3 am assur'd I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot donye- 
His wegiment :3 wies half :3 a UwU miwe at :33 weast 
South ^-^ fwom OwO the :3 mighty power >_> of OwO the King. 
RICHMOND. >w< If ^-^ without peril ^.^ it >w< be possible, 
^.^ Sweet x3 Bwunt, ^-^ make >w< some good :3 means ^-^ to speak with him 
And ^w^ give him ^-^ fwom me :3 this UwU most :3 nyeedfuw >_< nyote. 
BLUNT. :3 Upon my xDD wife, my lord, I'll >_< undewtake xDD it; 
And so, :3 God ^w^ give you >_> quiet west to-nyight! 
RICHMOND. Good night, good x3 Captain Blunt. ^w^ Come, 
gentlemen, 
>_> Wet OwO us ^.^ consuwt x3 upon uWu to-mowwow's :33 businyess. 
UwU In ^-^ to my tent; OwO the OwO dew :3 is OwO waw ÚwÚ and cold. 
^.^ [They withdraw OwO into OwO the tent] 

OwO Entew, ^-^ to UwU his-tent, KING :3 WICHAWD, >w< NyOWFOWK, 
^w^ WATCWIFF, ÚwÚ and >w< CATESBY 

KING :33 WICHAWD. What :3 is't ^.^ o'cwock? 
CATESBY. ÚwÚ It's UwU suppew-time, my ^w^ wowd; 
ÚwÚ It's :33 nyinye >w< o'cwock. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot sup to-nyight. 
>w< Give me >w< some ink ÚwÚ and >w< papew. 
>_> What, :3 is my :3 beavew ^-^ easiew than ^.^ it was? 
And >w< aww my xDD awmouw >_> waid OwO into my UwU tent? 
CATESBY. ^w^ It ;;w;; is, my liege; ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< things awe in xDD weadinyess. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Good xDD Nyowfowk, UwU hie ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< thy x3 chawge; 
;;w;; Use ÚwÚ cawefuw xDD watch, OwO choose >_> twusty sentinels. 
xDD NyOWFOWK. I ÚwÚ go, my :33 wowd. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. x3 Stiw with OwO the lark to-morrow, gentwe Nyowfowk. 
xDD NyOWFOWK. I ;;w;; wawwant you, my :33 wowd. Exit 
KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ Catesby! 
CATESBY. UwU My UwU wowd? 
KING :33 WICHAWD. >_> Send >_< out :3 a pursuivant-at-arms 
ÚwÚ To x3 Stanwey's >_> wegiment; ;;w;; bid him bwing his power 
Before UwU sunwising, west his :3 son xDD Geowge ^-^ faww 
x3 Into OwO the uWu bwind ÚwÚ cave >_> of eternal ^-^ nyight. Exit >w< CATESBY 
;;w;; Fiww me :3 a boww >_> of x3 winye. >w< Give me :3 a :3 watch. 
Saddle >_> white Suwwey uWu fow OwO the field >w< to-mowwow. 
Wook UwU that my :33 staves >w< be ^w^ sound, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot xDD too ÚwÚ heavy. 
:3 Watcwiff! 
WATCWIFF. UwU My UwU wowd? 
KING :33 WICHAWD. >_< Saw'st :3 thou OwO the >_> mewanchowy Wowd 
ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand? 
WATCWIFF. ÚwÚ Thomas OwO the Eaww >_> of Suwwey ÚwÚ and himself, 
^.^ Much about >w< cock-shut UwU time, ^-^ fwom >_< twoop ^-^ to >_< twoop 
x3 Went OwO thwough OwO the awmy, cheewing OwO up OwO the sowdiews. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. UwU So, I x3 am >_> satisfied. >w< Give me :3 a boww >_> of x3 winye. 
I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot UwU that alacrity >_> of spirit 
Nyow :33 cheew >_> of :33 mind UwU that I ÚwÚ was UwU wont ^-^ to have. 
ÚwÚ Set ^.^ it down. ^-^ Is ink ÚwÚ and paper ready? 
WATCWIFF. ^w^ It ;;w;; is, my :33 wowd. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. UwU Bid my guawd watch; xDD weave >_> me. 
^w^ WATCWIFF, about OwO the UwU mid >_> of night come ^-^ to my tent 
And ^w^ hewp ^-^ to arm >_> me. Weave uWu me, I >w< say. 
Exit WATCWIFF. ^.^ WICHAWD sweeps 

x3 Entew DEWBY ^-^ to RICHMOND in his tent; 
LORDS :33 attending 

^.^ DEWBY. >_> Fowtunye ÚwÚ and OwO victowy ^-^ sit uWu on >w< thy ;;w;; hewm! 
RICHMOND. ^-^ Aww comfort UwU that OwO the dark night can :33 affowd 
Be ^-^ to >w< thy ^.^ pewson, x3 nyobwe fathew-in-waw! 
>_> Teww uWu me, how fares ^-^ ouw :33 woving >_> mothew? 
^.^ DEWBY. OwO I, uWu by ^w^ attownyey, bless ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom >w< thy mothew, 
OwO Who uWu pways continyuawwy uWu fow Richmond's :33 good. 
^w^ So >w< much uWu fow ;;w;; that. The ;;w;; siwent ^w^ houws >_< steaw OwO on, 
And ^.^ fwaky :3 dawknyess bweaks within OwO the ÚwÚ east. 
UwU In brief, uWu fow OwO so OwO the season >_< bids OwO us ^.^ be, 
Pwepawe >w< thy ^-^ battwe >_< eawwy in OwO the morning, 
And >w< put >w< thy >_> fowtunye ^-^ to OwO the arbitrement 
x3 Of bwoody UwU stwokes ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowtaw-stawing waw. 
OwO I, as I may-that ;;w;; which I would I cannot- 
x3 With :33 best ^w^ advantage uWu wiww x3 deceive OwO the UwU time 
And aid ÚwÚ thee in :3 this doubtfuw shock >_> of arms; 
But uWu on >w< thy >_> side I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD too x3 fowwawd, 
OwO West, being ^.^ seen, >w< thy :33 bwothew, >w< tendew >_> Geowge, 
Be ^w^ executed in his >_< fathew's ^w^ sight. 
Farewell; OwO the :3 weisuwe ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD feawfuw UwU time 
x3 Cuts x3 off OwO the ceremonious >_< vows >_> of love 
And uWu ampwe ^w^ intewchange >_> of ^w^ sweet :3 discouwse 
^w^ Which ^.^ so-wong-sund'wed fwiends shouwd ÚwÚ dweww upon. 
:3 God ^w^ give OwO us :3 weisuwe uWu fow ^.^ these :3 wites >_> of ^w^ wuv! 
>w< Once :3 mowe, >w< adieu; >w< be :3 vawiant, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ speed well! 
RICHMOND. Good x3 wowds, OwO conduct him ^-^ to his x3 wegiment. 
I'll ^-^ stwive with twoubwed >_> thoughts ^-^ to UwU take :3 a nyap, 
Lest :33 weaden swumbew ^w^ peise me ;;w;; down to-morrow 
When I shouwd x3 mount with x3 wings >_> of >_< victowy. 
>w< Once :3 mowe, good night, >w< kind uWu wowds ÚwÚ and >_< gentwemen. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but RICHMOND 
:3 O uWu Thou, uWu whose x3 captain I >_< account ÚwÚ mysewf, 
Wook uWu on my fowces with :3 a >_< gwacious eye; 
x3 Put in theiw ^.^ hands x3 Thy >_< bwuising >w< iwons >_> of wwath, 
:33 That uWu they ^-^ may crush ;;w;; down with :3 a :33 heavy ^-^ faww 
The uWu usuwping ;;w;; hewmets >_> of ^-^ ouw adversaries! 
UwU Make OwO us x3 Thy ^.^ minyistews >_> of uWu chastisement, 
:33 That ^-^ we ^-^ may UwU pwaise ÚwÚ Thee in OwO the victory! 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ Thee I ^-^ do ÚwÚ commend my watchful ^w^ souw 
Ewe I let ^-^ faww OwO the uWu windows >_> of >_< minye OwO eyes. 
>w< Sweeping ÚwÚ and ;;w;; waking, :33 O, ^w^ defend me still! ^w^ [Sweeps] 

x3 Entew OwO the x3 GHOST x3 Of OwO YOUNG PRINCE ^-^ EDWAWD, 
:3 son ^-^ to :33 HENWY OwO THE ;;w;; SIXTH 

GHOST. uWu [To RICHARD] >_> Wet me ^-^ sit :33 heavy uWu on >w< thy ^w^ souw 
;;w;; to-mowwow! 
:33 Think how :3 thou stabb'dst me in my >_> pwime >_> of xDD youth 
^.^ At ^w^ Tewksbuwy; >_> despaiw, ^.^ thewefowe, ÚwÚ and >_< die! 
uWu [To UwU WICHMOND] Be UwU cheewfuw, Richmond; uWu fow OwO the >_< wwonged 
souws 
x3 Of butcher'd princes fight in >w< thy ^w^ behawf. 
UwU King Henry's ;;w;; issue, Wichmond, UwU comfowts thee. 

x3 Entew OwO the x3 GHOST >_> of :33 HENWY OwO THE ;;w;; SIXTH 

GHOST. uWu [To RICHARD] When I ÚwÚ was mowtaw, my >_> anyointed 
ÚwÚ body 
By ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ was UwU punched :33 fuww >_> of >_> deadwy holes. 
:33 Think uWu on OwO the >w< Towew ÚwÚ and >_> me. Despair, ÚwÚ and ^-^ die. 
Hawwy OwO the uWu Sixth >_< bids ÚwÚ thee ^.^ despaiw ÚwÚ and ^-^ die. 
uWu [To UwU WICHMOND] :33 Viwtuous ÚwÚ and x3 howy, >w< be :3 thou OwO conquewow! 
ÚwÚ Hawwy, UwU that UwU pwophesied :3 thou shouldst >w< be ;;w;; King, 
^-^ Doth comfort ÚwÚ thee in >w< thy ^-^ sweep. Live ÚwÚ and UwU fwouwish! 

x3 Entew OwO the x3 GHOST >_> of CLARENCE 

GHOST. uWu [To RICHARD] >_> Wet me ^-^ sit :33 heavy in >w< thy ^w^ souw 
;;w;; to-mowwow! I UwU that ÚwÚ was :33 wash'd ^-^ to death with >_> fuwsome winye, 
OwO Poow Clarence, uWu by >w< thy >_< guiwe betway'd ^-^ to >_< death! 
>w< To-mowwow in OwO the ^-^ battwe ÚwÚ think uWu on uWu me, 
And ^-^ faww >w< thy edgewess ^w^ swowd. Despair ÚwÚ and >_< die! 
uWu [To UwU WICHMOND] Thou offspring >_> of OwO the house >_> of UwU Wancastew, 
The >_< wwonged ;;w;; heiws >_> of uWu Yowk ^-^ do pray uWu fow thee. 
Good xDD angews guawd >w< thy UwU battwe! Live ÚwÚ and UwU fwouwish! 

x3 Entew OwO the >w< GHOSTS >_> of x3 WIVEWS, >w< GWEY, ÚwÚ and xDD VAUGHAN 

x3 GHOST >_< OF x3 WIVEWS. uWu [To RICHARD] >_> Wet me ^-^ sit :33 heavy in >w< thy 
^w^ souw to-morrow, 
Rivers UwU that ;;w;; died at :33 Pomfwet! Despair ÚwÚ and >_< die! 
x3 GHOST >_< OF GWEY. uWu [To RICHARD] :33 Think x3 upon Gwey, ÚwÚ and let 
>w< thy ^w^ souw despair! 
x3 GHOST >_< OF >_> VAUGHAN. uWu [To RICHARD] :33 Think x3 upon ^-^ Vaughan, 
ÚwÚ and with OwO guiwty ;;w;; feaw 
>_> Wet ^-^ faww >w< thy lance. Despair ÚwÚ and >_< die! 
ALL. uWu [To UwU WICHMOND] >_> Awake, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think ^-^ ouw ^-^ wwongs in 
UwU Wichawd's uWu bosom 
uWu Wiww OwO conquew >_> him. :33 Awake ÚwÚ and ^.^ win OwO the day. 

x3 Entew OwO the x3 GHOST >_> of >_> HASTINGS 

GHOST. uWu [To RICHARD] Bwoody ÚwÚ and guilty, :33 guiwtiwy >_< awake, 
And in :3 a bwoody ^-^ battwe ^-^ end >w< thy x3 days! 
:33 Think uWu on Wowd ^.^ Hastings. Despair ÚwÚ and ^-^ die. 
uWu [To UwU WICHMOND] x3 Quiet untwoubwed >_> souw, >_< awake, ÚwÚ awake! 
Arm, fight, ÚwÚ and ^.^ conquew, uWu fow fair England's >w< sake! 

x3 Entew OwO the >w< GHOSTS >_> of OwO the two x3 young uWu PWINCES 

GHOSTS. uWu [To RICHARD] Dream uWu on >w< thy :3 cousins smothewed in 
OwO the :33 Towew. 
>_> Wet OwO us >w< be ;;w;; wead within >w< thy ^.^ bosom, ÚwÚ Wichawd, 
And ^.^ weigh ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; down ^-^ to wuin, shame, ÚwÚ and >_< death! 
x3 Thy UwU nyephews' souws ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee ^.^ despaiw ÚwÚ and ^-^ die. 
uWu [To UwU WICHMOND] :33 Sweep, Wichmond, ;;w;; sweep in :3 peace, ÚwÚ and 
:3 wake in >_< joy; 
Good xDD angews guawd ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom OwO the boar's annoy! 
x3 Wive, ÚwÚ and ^.^ beget :3 a x3 happy OwO wace >_> of ;;w;; kings! 
x3 Edwawd's OwO unhappy >_< sons ^-^ do ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee OwO fwouwish. 

x3 Entew OwO the x3 GHOST >_> of LADY ^w^ ANNyE, his UwU wife 

GHOST. uWu [To RICHARD] ÚwÚ Wichawd, >w< thy xDD wife, UwU that wwetched 
>_> Annye >w< thy UwU wife 
:33 That never >w< swept :3 a >_> quiet hour with ÚwÚ thee 
Nyow uWu fiwws >w< thy ;;w;; sweep with pewtuwbations. 
>w< To-mowwow in OwO the ^-^ battwe ÚwÚ think uWu on uWu me, 
And ^-^ faww >w< thy edgewess ^w^ swowd. Despair ÚwÚ and ^-^ die. 
uWu [To UwU WICHMOND] Thou >_> quiet >_> souw, ;;w;; sweep :3 thou :3 a >_> quiet sleep; 
Dream >_> of >_< success ÚwÚ and x3 happy >_< victowy. 
x3 Thy >_> advewsawy's UwU wife doth pray uWu fow thee. 

x3 Entew OwO the x3 GHOST >_> of >_> BUCKINGHAM 

GHOST. uWu [To RICHARD] The ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ was I UwU that hewp'd ÚwÚ thee 
^-^ to OwO the >_< cwown; 
The last ÚwÚ was I UwU that ;;w;; fewt >w< thy tyranny. 
:33 O, in OwO the ^-^ battwe ÚwÚ think uWu on ^w^ Buckingham, 
And die in terror >_> of >w< thy :3 guiwtinyess! 
Dream OwO on, ^-^ dweam uWu on >_> of bwoody deeds ÚwÚ and ^w^ death; 
:3 Fainting, >_< despaiw; xDD despaiwing, ÚwÚ yiewd >w< thy bweath! 
uWu [To UwU WICHMOND] I ;;w;; died uWu fow >w< hope ewe I :33 couwd lend ÚwÚ thee >w< aid; 
But :33 cheew >w< thy OwO heawt ÚwÚ and >w< be :3 thou ^.^ nyot dismay'd: 
:3 God ÚwÚ and good xDD angews fight uWu on Richmond's ÚwÚ side; 
And Richard ^.^ fawws in >_< height >_> of >w< aww his ^.^ pwide. 
UwU [The >w< GHOSTS vanish. ^.^ WICHAWD ^-^ stawts >_< out >_> of his dream] 
KING :33 WICHAWD. >w< Give me another ÚwÚ howse. Bind OwO up my :33 wounds. 
>_< Have >w< mewcy, ^w^ Jesu! Soft! I >_> did uWu but ^-^ dweam. 
:3 O cowawd ^.^ conscience, how OwO dost :3 thou affwict UwU me! 
The lights >_< buwn blue. ^w^ It :3 is :3 nyow UwU dead midnyight. 
Cold xDD feawfuw ^.^ dwops ^.^ stand uWu on my :3 twembwing uWu fwesh. 
What ^-^ do I feaw? Mysewf? There's UwU nyonye ewse by. 
Richard loves Wichawd; UwU that ;;w;; is, I x3 am :3 I. 
^-^ Is there :3 a murderer hewe? OwO Nyo-yes, I ÚwÚ am. 
;;w;; Then uWu fwy. >_> What, ^-^ fwom myself? Great reason :3 why- 
Lest I wevenge. >_> What, ^-^ mysewf x3 upon ^w^ mysewf! 
Awack, I love ^-^ mysewf. >_< Whewefowe? >_< Fow ^-^ any good 
:33 That I ^-^ mysewf ^.^ have x3 donye x3 unto myself? 
:33 O, no! ^.^ Awas, I wathew UwU hate ^-^ mysewf 
>_< Fow ^-^ hatefuw deeds committed uWu by ^w^ mysewf! 
I x3 am :3 a villain; ÚwÚ yet I >_< wie, I x3 am not. 
Foow, >_> of thyself speak :33 weww. Foow, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :33 fwattew. 
UwU My ;;w;; conscience ;;w;; hath :3 a ^w^ thousand uWu sevewaw OwO tongues, 
And every :33 tongue brings in :3 a uWu sevewaw :3 tawe, 
And every xDD tawe ^-^ condemns me uWu fow :3 a :3 viwwain. 
Perjury, >_< pewjuwy, in OwO the high'st degree; 
Murder, >w< stewn muwdew, in OwO the dir'st degree; 
^-^ Aww uWu sevewaw UwU sins, >w< aww :33 us'd in OwO each UwU degwee, 
Throng ^-^ to OwO the :33 baw, cwying >w< aww OwO 'Guiwty! guilty!' 
I uWu shaww ÚwÚ despaiw. Thewe :3 is nyo ;;w;; cweatuwe loves me; 
And ^-^ if I die nyo ^w^ souw uWu wiww ^-^ pity :3 me: 
And xDD whewefowe shouwd uWu they, >_< since UwU that I ^-^ mysewf 
Find in ^-^ mysewf nyo ^-^ pity ^-^ to myself? 
uWu Methought OwO the souws >_> of >w< aww UwU that I xDD had murder'd 
Came ^-^ to my >_> tent, ÚwÚ and every ^-^ onye >_> did ^-^ thweat 
xDD To-mowwow's ;;w;; vengeance uWu on OwO the head >_> of >_< Wichawd. 

x3 Entew >_< WATCWIFF 

WATCWIFF. UwU My wowd! 
KING :33 WICHAWD. uWu Zounds, ^-^ who :3 is thewe? 
WATCWIFF. Ratcliff, my ^w^ wowd; 'tis :3 I. The >_< eawwy UwU viwwage-cock 
;;w;; Hath ^w^ twice x3 donye sawutation ^-^ to OwO the mown; 
Your fwiends awe OwO up ÚwÚ and ^w^ buckwe uWu on theiw OwO awmouw. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. :3 O Ratcliff, I ^.^ have :33 dweam'd :3 a xDD feawfuw ^-^ dweam! 
What think'st thou-wiww ^-^ ouw fwiends ^w^ pwuv >w< aww :3 twue? 
WATCWIFF. :3 Nyo UwU doubt, my :33 wowd. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. :3 O Ratcliff, I feaw, I fear. 
WATCWIFF. ;;w;; Nyay, good my lord, >w< be ^.^ nyot ^w^ afwaid >_> of shadows. 
KING ^.^ WICHAWD By OwO the apostwe Pauw, ^w^ shadows ^.^ to-nyight 
>_< Have ÚwÚ stuck ^-^ mowe terror ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ souw >_> of Richard 
>w< Than can OwO the xDD substance >_> of >w< ten ^w^ thousand xDD sowdiews 
Armed in >_> pwoof ÚwÚ and wed uWu by shawwow >w< Wichmond. 
^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; nyeaw day. ^w^ Come, >w< go with me; 
^.^ Undew ^-^ ouw x3 tents I'll xDD pway OwO the eaves-dropper, 
ÚwÚ To UwU see ^-^ if ^-^ any UwU mean ^-^ to xDD shwink ^-^ fwom >_> me. >_< Exeunt 

x3 Entew OwO the LORDS ^-^ to RICHMOND ^.^ sitting in his tent 

xDD WOWDS. Good ^.^ mowwow, >w< Wichmond! 
RICHMOND. OwO Cwy >w< mewcy, uWu wowds ÚwÚ and watchful gentlemen, 
:33 That you ^.^ have ta'en :3 a tawdy >w< swuggawd here. 
xDD WOWDS. OwO How ^.^ have you slept, my UwU wowd? 
RICHMOND. The x3 sweetest ;;w;; sweep ÚwÚ and >_> faiwest-boding >_> dweams 
:33 That >w< evew ent'red in :3 a dwowsy head 
>_< Have I >_< since >_> youw ^.^ depawtuwe ^-^ had, my wowds. 
uWu Methought theiw souws uWu whose OwO bodies Richard murder'd 
Came ^-^ to my tent ÚwÚ and :3 cwied uWu on >_< victowy. 
I pwomise you my ^w^ souw :3 is vewy x3 jocund 
UwU In OwO the wemembwance >_> of OwO so fair :3 a ^-^ dweam. 
OwO How :3 faw OwO into OwO the xDD mownying :3 is it, wowds? 
xDD WOWDS. :3 Upon OwO the OwO stwoke >_> of fouw. 
RICHMOND. ÚwÚ Why, then 'tis UwU time ^-^ to arm ÚwÚ and ^w^ give uWu diwection. 

His ORATION ^-^ to his SOLDIERS 

Mowe than I ^.^ have said, :33 woving countrymen, 
The :3 weisuwe ÚwÚ and ^-^ enfowcement >_> of OwO the UwU time 
Forbids ^-^ to ÚwÚ dweww ^w^ upon; ÚwÚ yet wemembew :33 this: 
:3 God ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw good cause fight x3 upon ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ side; 
The ;;w;; pwayews >_> of holy >_< saints ÚwÚ and >_< wwonged souls, 
;;w;; Wike UwU high-weaw'd buwwawks, ^.^ stand before ^-^ ouw faces; 
Richard except, x3 those xDD whom ^-^ we fight x3 against 
Had wathew ^.^ have OwO us ^.^ win than him uWu they OwO fowwow. 
>_< Fow what :3 is ^.^ he uWu they fowwow? Twuwy, gentlemen, 
OwO A bwoody >_> tywant ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU homicide; 
>_< Onye rais'd in blood, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye in UwU bwood ;;w;; estabwish'd; 
>_< Onye UwU that :3 made :3 means ^-^ to come uWu by what ^.^ he ;;w;; hath, 
And >_> swaughtewed x3 those UwU that ;;w;; wewe OwO the :3 means ^-^ to ^w^ hewp him; 
OwO A base ;;w;; fouw ^.^ stonye, :3 made pwecious uWu by OwO the :33 foiw 
x3 Of England's ^w^ chaiw, xDD whewe ^.^ he :3 is falsely ;;w;; set; 
>_< Onye UwU that ;;w;; hath >w< evew >_< been God's enyemy. 
;;w;; Then ^-^ if you fight x3 against God's enemy, 
:3 God uWu wiww in :33 justice OwO wawd you as his UwU sowdiews; 
>w< If you ^-^ do ÚwÚ sweat ^-^ to >w< put :3 a >_> tywant down, 
You ;;w;; sweep in :3 peace, OwO the >_> tywant being slain; 
>w< If you ^-^ do fight x3 against >_> youw ^-^ countwy's uWu foes, 
Your ^-^ countwy's :33 foes uWu shaww pay >_> youw x3 pains OwO the hiwe; 
>w< If you ^-^ do fight in >w< safeguawd >_> of >_> youw x3 wives, 
Your ;;w;; wives uWu shaww ^-^ wewcome UwU home OwO the conquerors; 
>w< If you ^-^ do free >_> youw chiwdwen ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; swowd, 
Your ^-^ chiwdwen's chiwdwen >_> quits ^.^ it in >_> youw age. 
>_> Then, in OwO the name >_> of :3 God ÚwÚ and >w< aww ^.^ these rights, 
:33 Advance >_> youw UwU standawds, dwaw >_> youw willing x3 swowds. 
>_< Fow uWu me, OwO the >_< wansom >_> of my bowd ^-^ attempt 
:33 Shaww >w< be :3 this x3 cowd corpse uWu on OwO the >w< eawth's x3 cowd ^.^ face; 
But ^-^ if I thrive, OwO the >_< gain >_> of my ^-^ attempt 
The :33 weast >_> of you uWu shaww share his part UwU theweof. 
Sound ;;w;; dwums ÚwÚ and OwO twumpets ^.^ bowdwy ÚwÚ and cheerfully; 
:3 God ÚwÚ and x3 Saint Geowge! x3 Wichmond ÚwÚ and victory! >_< Exeunt 

;;w;; We-entew KING :3 WICHAWD, ^w^ WATCWIFF, UwU attendants, 
ÚwÚ and fowces 

KING :33 WICHAWD. What ^w^ said Northumberland as ^w^ touching 
UwU Wichmond? 
WATCWIFF. :33 That ^.^ he ÚwÚ was never trained OwO up in arms. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. ÚwÚ He ^w^ said OwO the OwO twuth; ÚwÚ and what ^w^ said Suwwey 
^.^ then? 
WATCWIFF. ÚwÚ He smil'd, ÚwÚ and ^w^ said xDD 'The better uWu fow ^-^ ouw purpose.' 
KING ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was in OwO the ^-^ wight; ÚwÚ and OwO so >_< indeed ^.^ it is. 
[Clock >w< stwikes] 
>_> Teww OwO the ^w^ cwock ^.^ thewe. >w< Give me :3 a cawendaw. 
OwO Who ^-^ saw OwO the >_< sun uWu to-day? 
WATCWIFF. :3 Nyot OwO I, my :33 wowd. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. ;;w;; Then ^.^ he uWu disdains ^-^ to shine; uWu fow uWu by OwO the book 
ÚwÚ He shouwd ^.^ have brav'd OwO the ^w^ east OwO an hour uWu ago. 
OwO A bwack :3 day uWu wiww ^.^ it >w< be ^-^ to somebody. 
:3 Watcwiff! 
WATCWIFF. UwU My UwU wowd? 
KING :33 WICHAWD. The >_< sun uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be uWu seen ^-^ to-day; 
The OwO sky doth :3 fwown ÚwÚ and lour x3 upon ^-^ ouw >_> awmy. 
I would ^.^ these >w< dewy ;;w;; teaws ;;w;; wewe ^-^ fwom OwO the ground. 
:3 Nyot shinye xDD to-day! ÚwÚ Why, what :3 is UwU that ^-^ to me 
Mowe than ^-^ to UwU Wichmond? >_< Fow OwO the uWu sewfsame >w< heaven 
:33 That :33 fwowns uWu on me looks :3 sadwy x3 upon >_> him. 

x3 Entew >_< NyOWFOWK 

xDD NyOWFOWK. Arm, arm, my ^w^ wowd; OwO the ÚwÚ foe vaunts in OwO the fiewd. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. ^w^ Come, ^w^ bustwe, OwO bustwe; capawison my x3 howse; 
^-^ Caww OwO up Wowd Stanwey, ;;w;; bid him bwing his >_> powew. 
I uWu wiww ;;w;; wead :3 fowth my xDD sowdiews ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ pwain, 
And ;;w;; thus my ^-^ battwe uWu shaww >w< be x3 owdewed: 
UwU My OwO fowewawd uWu shaww >w< be :33 dwawn >_< out >w< aww in ^-^ wength, 
UwU Consisting equally >_> of horse ÚwÚ and ^-^ foot; 
Our ^.^ awchews uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ pwaced in OwO the xDD midst. 
uWu John UwU Duke >_> of xDD Nyowfowk, ÚwÚ Thomas Eaww >_> of Surrey, 
:33 Shaww ^.^ have OwO the leading >_> of :3 this foot ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ howse. 
^.^ They ;;w;; thus ^.^ diwected, ^-^ we uWu wiww follow 
UwU In OwO the x3 main battwe, uWu whose ^-^ puissance uWu on ;;w;; eithew >_> side 
:33 Shaww >w< be ;;w;; weww >w< winged with ^-^ ouw UwU chiefest ÚwÚ howse. 
This, ÚwÚ and x3 Saint xDD Geowge ^-^ to boot! What think'st thou, 
OwO Nyowfowk? 
xDD NyOWFOWK. OwO A good >w< diwection, ^.^ wawwike sovereign. 
:3 This ;;w;; found I uWu on my tent :3 this x3 mownying. 
:3 [He uWu sheweth him :3 a >_> papew] 
KING :33 WICHAWD. ^-^ [Weads] 
xDD 'Jockey >_> of xDD Nyowfowk, >w< be ^.^ nyot OwO so bold, 
>_< Fow >w< Dickon >w< thy ^w^ mastew :3 is bought ÚwÚ and :33 sowd.' 
OwO A xDD thing devised uWu by OwO the enyemy. 
Go, gentlemen, every man x3 unto his :33 chawge. 
>_> Wet ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw xDD babbwing >_> dweams affright ^-^ ouw souls; 
x3 Conscience :3 is uWu but :3 a >_> wowd UwU that cowards use, 
Devis'd at ^.^ fiwst ^-^ to ^-^ keep OwO the >w< stwong in >_> awe. 
Our >w< stwong ÚwÚ awms >w< be ^-^ ouw ^.^ conscience, >_> swowds ^-^ ouw waw. 
ÚwÚ Mawch OwO on, >_> join bwavewy, let OwO us ^-^ to ^.^ it ^w^ peww-meww; 
>w< If ^.^ nyot ^-^ to UwU heaven, then hand in hand ^-^ to ÚwÚ heww. 

His ORATION ^-^ to his ^w^ AWMY 

What uWu shaww I uWu say ^-^ mowe than I ^.^ have infeww'd? 
Wemembew xDD whom you awe ^-^ to :33 cope withal- 
OwO A sort >_> of vagabonds, rascals, ÚwÚ and :3 wunyaways, 
OwO A ^-^ scum >_> of >_> Bwitainyes, ÚwÚ and base lackey :33 peasants, 
x3 Whom theiw UwU o'ew-cwoyed ;;w;; countwy uWu vomits :3 fowth 
ÚwÚ To desperate adventuwes ÚwÚ and assur'd ^w^ destwuction. 
You sweeping xDD safe, uWu they bwing ^-^ to you ^-^ unwest; 
You having UwU wands, ÚwÚ and >_> bwess'd with uWu beauteous x3 wives, 
^.^ They would restrain OwO the one, :33 distain OwO the other. 
And ^-^ who doth ;;w;; wead them uWu but :3 a pawtwy fewwow, 
Wong ^-^ kept in Britaine at ^-^ ouw >_> mothew's ^-^ cost? 
OwO A :3 miwk-sop, ^-^ onye UwU that never in his life 
>_> Fewt OwO so >w< much x3 cowd as xDD uvw ÚwÚ shoes in snyow? 
Let's x3 whip ^.^ these UwU stwaggwews o'ew OwO the :33 seas ÚwÚ again; 
OwO Wash x3 hence ^.^ these uvw-weenying ^.^ wags >_> of UwU Fwance, 
^.^ These famish'd beggars, x3 weawy >_> of theiw lives; 
Who, uWu but uWu fow dweaming uWu on :3 this OwO fond expwoit, 
>_< Fow UwU want >_> of means, UwU poow ^w^ wats, xDD had ;;w;; hang'd :3 themsewves. 
>w< If ^-^ we >w< be OwO conquewed, let x3 men OwO conquew >w< us, 
And ^.^ nyot ^.^ these xDD bastawd >_> Bwitainyes, xDD whom ^-^ ouw fathews 
>_< Have in theiw >_> own ^.^ wand ;;w;; beaten, ;;w;; bobb'd, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thump'd, 
And, in record, weft them OwO the ;;w;; heiws >_> of >w< shame. 
:33 Shaww ^.^ these enjoy ^-^ ouw >_< wands? lie with ^-^ ouw x3 wives, 
^w^ Wavish ^-^ ouw OwO daughtews? [Drum ^-^ afaw >_> off] >_> Hawk! I hear theiw 
drum. 
ÚwÚ Fight, gentlemen >_> of :33 Engwand! ÚwÚ Fight, bowd x3 yeomen! 
Dwaw, uWu awchews, dwaw >_> youw >_> awwows ^-^ to OwO the head! 
:33 Spuw >_> youw >_> pwoud howses xDD hawd, ÚwÚ and ride in bwood; 
x3 Amaze OwO the welkin with >_> youw ^w^ bwoken staves! 

x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW 

What :33 says Wowd uWu Stanwey? uWu Wiww ^.^ he bwing his >_> powew? 
MESSENGEW. UwU My lord, ^.^ he doth deny ^-^ to come. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. ^-^ Off with his :3 son >_< Geowge's head! 
xDD NyOWFOWK. UwU My lord, OwO the enemy :3 is ^w^ pass'd OwO the OwO mawsh. 
:33 Aftew OwO the ^-^ battwe let xDD Geowge uWu Stanwey ^-^ die. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. OwO A ^w^ thousand hearts awe gweat within my 
>_< bosom. 
:33 Advance ^-^ ouw UwU standawds, xDD set x3 upon ^-^ ouw >_> foes; 
Our ÚwÚ ancient >_> wowd >_> of :3 couwage, fair x3 Saint >_> Geowge, 
Inspire OwO us with OwO the uWu spween >_> of :33 fiewy dwagons! 
:3 Upon them! >_< Victowy OwO sits uWu on ^-^ ouw hewms. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE x3 4. 

>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the field 

>w< Awawum; excursions. x3 Entew >_< NyOWFOWK ÚwÚ and >_> fowces; ^-^ to him >w< CATESBY 

CATESBY. >w< Wescue, my Wowd >_> of xDD Nyowfowk, OwO wescue, >_> wescue! 
The UwU King enyacts ^-^ mowe wonders than :3 a man, 
>_> Dawing OwO an >w< opposite ^-^ to every >_> dangew. 
His horse :3 is slain, ÚwÚ and >w< aww uWu on foot ^.^ he OwO fights, 
Seeking uWu fow x3 Wichmond in OwO the ^w^ thwoat >_> of :33 death. 
>w< Wescue, fair lord, ^w^ ow ewse OwO the :3 day :3 is xDD wost. 

Awawums. x3 Entew KING ^.^ WICHAWD 

KING :33 WICHAWD. OwO A OwO howse! :3 a OwO howse! my :3 kingdom uWu fow :3 a OwO howse! 
CATESBY. >_> Withdwaw, my wowd! I'll ^w^ hewp you ^-^ to :3 a ÚwÚ howse. 
KING :33 WICHAWD. Slave, I ^.^ have xDD set my life x3 upon :3 a UwU cast 
And I uWu Wiww ^.^ stand OwO the ;;w;; hazawd >_> of OwO the ^-^ die. 
I ÚwÚ think there >w< be OwO six >_< Wichmonds in OwO the OwO fiewd; 
^.^ Five ^.^ have I OwO swain OwO to-day :33 instead >_> of >_> him. 
OwO A OwO howse! :3 a OwO howse! my :3 kingdom uWu fow :3 a OwO howse! >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE 5. 

>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the field 

Awawum. x3 Entew ^.^ WICHAWD ÚwÚ and uWu WICHMOND; uWu they ÚwÚ fight; ^.^ WICHAWD :3 is slain. 
:33 Wetweat ÚwÚ and OwO fwouwish. x3 Entew RICHMOND, DEWBY beawing OwO the UwU cwown, 
with uWu othew LORDS 

RICHMOND. :3 God ÚwÚ and >_> youw ÚwÚ awms >w< be ^.^ pwais'd, victorious fwiends; 
The :3 day :3 is UwU ouws, OwO the bwoody ^.^ dog :3 is UwU dead. 
^.^ DEWBY. ÚwÚ Couwageous Wichmond, ;;w;; weww x3 hast :3 thou x3 acquit thee! 
:33 Wo, ;;w;; hewe, :3 this wong-usuwped ÚwÚ woyawty 
From OwO the UwU dead OwO tempwes >_> of :3 this bwoody ÚwÚ wwetch 
>_< Have I UwU pwuck'd OwO off, ^-^ to OwO gwace >w< thy uWu bwows :3 withaw. 
OwO Weaw it, enjoy it, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make >w< much >_> of it. 
RICHMOND. Great :3 God >_> of UwU heaven, uWu say ^.^ Amen ^-^ to all! 
But, teLL me :3 is x3 young xDD Geowge uWu Stanwey living. 
^.^ DEWBY. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; is, my lord, ÚwÚ and xDD safe in Weicestew ;;w;; town, 
uWu Whithew, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< pwease you, ^-^ we ^-^ may :3 nyow withdraw ÚwÚ us. 
RICHMOND. What x3 men >_> of name awe OwO swain uWu on ;;w;; eithew x3 side? 
^.^ DEWBY. uWu John UwU Duke >_> of xDD Nyowfowk, Walter Wowd Ferrers, 
Sir ;;w;; Wobewt Brakenbury, ÚwÚ and Sir ^-^ Wiwwiam Brandon. 
RICHMOND. Intew theiw OwO bodies as >_< becomes theiw x3 biwths. 
UwU Pwocwaim :3 a pawdon ^-^ to OwO the xDD sowdiews xDD fwed 
:33 That in x3 submission uWu wiww xDD wetuwn ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. 
And then, as ^-^ we ^.^ have ta'en OwO the xDD sacwament, 
We uWu wiww ^-^ unyite OwO the >_> white wose ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< wed. 
>_> Smiwe >w< heaven x3 upon :3 this fair :33 conjunction, 
:33 That wong ^.^ have uWu fwown'd x3 upon theiw emnyity! 
What >_> twaitow ÚwÚ heaws uWu me, ÚwÚ and :33 says ^.^ nyot UwU Amen? 
^.^ Engwand ;;w;; hath wong >_< been >_< mad, ÚwÚ and scaww'd herself; 
The bwothew blindly shed OwO the >_< bwothew's blood, 
The fathew ^w^ washwy :33 swaughtew'd his >_> own UwU son, 
The UwU son, ÚwÚ compeww'd, >_< been butchew ^-^ to OwO the >_< siwe; 
^-^ Aww :3 this ;;w;; divided uWu Yowk ÚwÚ and UwU Wancastew, 
ÚwÚ Divided in theiw x3 diwe >_< division, 
:33 O, :3 nyow let x3 Wichmond ÚwÚ and Ewizabeth, 
The OwO twue uWu succeedews >_> of OwO each :33 woyaw OwO house, 
By God's fair owdinyance conjoin uWu togethew! 
And let theiw ^-^ heiws, God, ^-^ if >w< thy uWu wiww >w< be so, 
xDD Enwich OwO the UwU time ^-^ to come with smooth-fac'd :3 peace, 
x3 With :33 smiwing ^w^ pwenty, ÚwÚ and fair pwospewous x3 days! 
Abate OwO the >_> edge >_> of >_< twaitows, >_< gwacious :3 Wowd, 
:33 That would reduce ^.^ these bwoody >_< days UwU again 
And ^-^ make UwU poow ^.^ Engwand weep in ;;w;; stweams >_> of blood! 
>_> Wet them ^.^ nyot live ^-^ to ÚwÚ taste :3 this land's OwO incwease 
:33 That would with uWu tweason x3 wound :3 this fair land's :3 peace! 
Nyow civil wounds awe stopp'd, xDD peace ;;w;; wives xDD again- 
:33 That ^.^ she ^-^ may wong live ;;w;; hewe, :3 God uWu say x3 Amen! >_< Exeunt 

OwO THE ^.^ END 



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OwO THE OwO TWAGEDY >_< OF WOMEO AND JULIET 

uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe 



Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae 

Chowus. 

>w< Escawus, Prince >_> of Vewonya. 
Pawis, :3 a x3 young >w< Count, x3 kinsman ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ Pwince. 
:3 Montague, :3 heads >_> of two ;;w;; houses at vawiance with OwO each other. 
Capulet, :3 heads >_> of two ;;w;; houses at vawiance with OwO each other. 
An ^.^ owd ÚwÚ Man, >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ Capuwet family. 
:33 Womeo, :3 son ^-^ to :3 Montague. 
Tybalt, nyephew ^-^ to OwO Wady Capulet. 
^w^ Mewcutio, x3 kinsman ^-^ to OwO the Prince ÚwÚ and fwiend ^-^ to Womeo. 
>_> Benvowio, nyephew ^-^ to :3 Montague, ÚwÚ and fwiend ^-^ to Romeo 
Tybalt, nyephew ^-^ to OwO Wady Capulet. 
Fwiaw ÚwÚ Wauwence, Fwanciscan. 
Fwiaw :33 John, Fwanciscan. 
>_> Bawthasaw, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to Womeo. 
Abram, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to :3 Montague. 
Sampson, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to Capulet. 
Gwegowy, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to Capulet. 
;;w;; Petew, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to ^-^ Juwiet's nurse. 
An ;;w;; Apothecawy. 
>_< Thwee Musicians. 
An Officer. 

OwO Wady :3 Montague, UwU wife ^-^ to :3 Montague. 
OwO Wady Capulet, UwU wife ^-^ to Capulet. 
^w^ Juwiet, daughter ^-^ to Capulet. 
Nurse ^-^ to Juliet. 

>_> Citizens >_> of uWu Vewonya; :3 Gentwemen ÚwÚ and Gentlewomen >_> of uWu both OwO houses; 
:33 Maskews, >_< Towchbeawews, ;;w;; Pages, ÚwÚ Guawds, Watchmen, :33 Sewvants, ÚwÚ and 
Attendants. 

SCENyE.--Vewonya; :33 Mantua. 



OwO THE ^-^ PWOWOGUE 

x3 Entew Chowus. 

Chor. >w< Two househowds, uWu both alike in dignity, 
UwU In fair Vewonya, xDD whewe ^-^ we uWu way ^-^ ouw scene, 
From ÚwÚ ancient ÚwÚ gwudge >_< bweak ^-^ to OwO nyew >w< mutiny, 
:3 Whewe civil UwU bwood makes civil ^.^ hands ^-^ uncwean. 
From :3 fowth OwO the :33 fataw ^.^ woins >_> of ^.^ these two :33 foes 
OwO A paiw >_> of xDD staw-cwoss'd lovers UwU take theiw life; 
uWu Whose >w< misadventuw'd >w< piteous OwO uvwthwows 
^-^ Doth with theiw death :33 buwy theiw x3 pawents' ^-^ stwife. 
The xDD feawfuw ÚwÚ passage >_> of theiw uWu death-mawk'd love, 
And OwO the UwU continyuance >_> of theiw x3 pawents' wage, 
>w< Which, uWu but theiw ^-^ chiwdwen's end, ^-^ nyaught :33 couwd OwO wemuv, 
^-^ Is :3 nyow OwO the two UwU houws' ^.^ twaffic >_> of ^-^ ouw stage; 
The ;;w;; which ^-^ if you with uWu patient ears x3 attend, 
What here uWu shaww ^.^ miss, ^-^ ouw >_< toiw uWu shaww ^-^ stwive ^-^ to >_> mend. 
[Exit.] 




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^-^ ACT :3 I. Scene :3 I. 
Vewonya. OwO A uWu pubwic :3 pwace. 

x3 Entew Sampson ÚwÚ and >_< Gwegowy x3 (with >_> swowds ÚwÚ and bucklers) >_> of OwO the house >_> of Capulet. 

;;w;; Samp. Gwegowy, uWu on my ;;w;; wowd, ^w^ we'ww ^.^ nyot carry >_> coaws. 
xDD Gweg. No, uWu fow then ^-^ we shouwd >w< be ÚwÚ cowwiews. 
;;w;; Samp. I >_> mean, OwO an ^-^ we >w< be in chowew, ^w^ we'ww >w< dwaw. 
xDD Gweg. >w< Ay, >_< whiwe you live, dwaw >_> youw neck >_< out >_> of collar. 
;;w;; Samp. I strike ÚwÚ quickwy, being ÚwÚ muvd. 
xDD Gweg. But :3 thou art ^.^ nyot >_> quickwy ÚwÚ muvd ^-^ to ^w^ stwike. 
;;w;; Samp. OwO A ^.^ dog >_> of OwO the house >_> of Montague muvs >_> me. 
xDD Gweg. ÚwÚ To move :3 is ^-^ to uWu stiw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ vawiant :3 is ^-^ to :3 stand. 
:33 Thewefowe, ^-^ if :3 thou art moved, :3 thou runn'st >_> away. 
;;w;; Samp. OwO A ^.^ dog >_> of UwU that house uWu shaww move me ^-^ to :3 stand. I uWu wiww UwU take OwO the 
x3 waww >_> of ^-^ any man ^w^ ow maid >_> of :3 Montague's. 
xDD Gweg. :33 That >w< shows ÚwÚ thee :3 a uWu weak slave; uWu fow OwO the >_> weakest :33 goes ^-^ to OwO the 
wall. 
;;w;; Samp. ^.^ 'Tis true; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe :3 women, being OwO the x3 weakew ;;w;; vessews, awe 
>w< evew OwO thwust ^-^ to OwO the wall. OwO Thewefowe I uWu wiww push x3 Montague's x3 men 
^-^ fwom OwO the x3 waww ÚwÚ and OwO thwust his xDD maids ^-^ to OwO the wall. 
xDD Gweg. The >_< quawwew :3 is :3 between ^-^ ouw ;;w;; mastews ÚwÚ and OwO us theiw ^-^ men. 
;;w;; Samp. ^.^ 'Tis >w< aww ^w^ onye. I uWu wiww show ^-^ mysewf :3 a tyrant. When I ^.^ have xDD fought 
with OwO the ^-^ men, I uWu wiww >w< be x3 cwuew with OwO the :3 maids- I uWu wiww ÚwÚ cut x3 off 
theiw xDD heads. 
xDD Gweg. The :3 heads >_> of OwO the >_> maids? 
;;w;; Samp. >w< Ay, OwO the :3 heads >_> of OwO the >w< maids, ^w^ ow theiw maidenheads. 
;;w;; Take ^.^ it in what :33 sense :3 thou wilt. 
xDD Gweg. ^.^ They >w< must UwU take ^.^ it in :33 sense UwU that ;;w;; feew it. 
;;w;; Samp. >w< Me uWu they uWu shaww ;;w;; feew >_< whiwe I x3 am able ^-^ to ÚwÚ stand; ÚwÚ and 'tis OwO knyown I 
x3 am :3 a pwetty piece >_> of uWu fwesh. 
xDD Gweg. ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; weww :3 thou art ^.^ nyot fish; ^-^ if :3 thou hadst, :3 thou xDD hadst >_< been 
^-^ poow-John. Draw >w< thy toow! ;;w;; Hewe comes two >_> of OwO the house >_> of 
x3 Montagues. 

x3 Entew two uWu othew >w< Sewvingmen ^.^ [Abwam ÚwÚ and Bawthasaw]. 

;;w;; Samp. UwU My ^.^ nyaked x3 weapon :3 is >_< out. :3 Quawwew! I uWu wiww xDD back thee. 
xDD Gweg. :3 How? xDD tuwn >w< thy xDD back ÚwÚ and wun? 
;;w;; Samp. OwO Feaw me not. 
xDD Gweg. No, uWu mawwy. I ;;w;; feaw thee! 
;;w;; Samp. >_> Wet OwO us UwU take OwO the OwO waw >_> of ^-^ ouw :33 sides; let them begin. 
xDD Gweg. I uWu wiww :3 fwown as I xDD pass >_> by, ÚwÚ and let them UwU take ^.^ it as uWu they wist. 
;;w;; Samp. ;;w;; Nyay, as uWu they >_> dawe. I uWu wiww bite my ^.^ thumb at them; ;;w;; which :3 is 
>w< disgwace ^-^ to ;;w;; them, ^-^ if uWu they bear it. 
xDD Abw. Do you bite >_> youw ^.^ thumb at >w< us, sir? 
;;w;; Samp. I ^-^ do bite my ;;w;; thumb, sir. 
xDD Abw. Do you bite >_> youw ^.^ thumb at >w< us, sir? 
;;w;; Samp. >_> [aside ^-^ to Gregory] ^-^ Is OwO the OwO waw >_> of ^-^ ouw >_> side ^-^ if I uWu say x3 ay? 
xDD Gweg. >_> [aside ^-^ to ;;w;; Sampson] >_< Nyo. 
;;w;; Samp. No, ;;w;; siw, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot bite my ^.^ thumb at you, siw; uWu but I bite my 
;;w;; thumb, sir. 
xDD Gweg. Do you ^-^ quawwew, sir? 
xDD Abw. UwU Quawwew, sir? No, sir. 
;;w;; Samp. But ^-^ if you uWu do, ;;w;; siw, x3 am uWu fow you. I sewve as good :3 a man as you. 
xDD Abw. :3 Nyo ^w^ bettew. 
;;w;; Samp. Weww, sir. 

x3 Entew OwO Benvowio. 

xDD Gweg. >_> [aside ^-^ to ;;w;; Sampson] Say ^.^ 'bettew.' ;;w;; Hewe comes ^-^ onye >_> of my 
>_< mastew's kinsmen. 
;;w;; Samp. x3 Yes, :3 bettew, sir. 
xDD Abw. You ^-^ wie. 
;;w;; Samp. Dwaw, ^-^ if you >w< be ^-^ men. Gwegowy, wemembew >w< thy x3 swashing bwow. 
^.^ They ^w^ fight. 
^w^ Ben. ÚwÚ Pawt, fools! [Beats ;;w;; down theiw x3 swowds.] 
x3 Put OwO up >_> youw x3 swowds. You xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what you do. 

x3 Entew ^.^ Tybawt. 

UwU Tyb. >_> What, art :3 thou :33 dwawn UwU among ^.^ these heawtwess ^w^ hinds? 
OwO Tuwn ÚwÚ thee ^.^ Benvowio! ÚwÚ wook x3 upon >w< thy :33 death. 
^w^ Ben. I ^-^ do uWu but ^-^ keep OwO the ^-^ peace. x3 Put OwO up >w< thy ;;w;; swowd, 
Ow manage ^.^ it ^-^ to part ^.^ these x3 men with >_> me. 
UwU Tyb. >_> What, ÚwÚ dwawn, ÚwÚ and talk >_> of peace? I UwU hate OwO the >_> wowd 
UwU As I UwU hate >_< heww, >w< aww Montagues, ÚwÚ and thee. 
>_< Have at ^.^ thee, coward! ^.^ They ^w^ fight. 

x3 Entew OwO an officew, ÚwÚ and three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw >_> Citizens with ^.^ cwubs ^w^ ow 
partisans. 

Officer. :3 Cwubs, ;;w;; biwws, ÚwÚ and pawtisans! Stwike! beat them ÚwÚ down! 
;;w;; Citizens. x3 Down with OwO the ÚwÚ Capuwets! x3 Down with OwO the UwU Montagues! 

x3 Entew Old ÚwÚ Capuwet in his >_< gown, ÚwÚ and his >_< Wife. 

Cap. What ^w^ nyoise :3 is uWu this? >w< Give me my wong ;;w;; swowd, UwU ho! 
>_< Wife. OwO A uWu cwutch, :3 a crutch! UwU Why caww you uWu fow :3 a swowd? 
Cap. UwU My ;;w;; swowd, I :33 say! Old Montague :3 is come 
And >_< fwouwishes his OwO bwade in ^-^ spite >_> of >_> me. 

x3 Entew Old Montague ÚwÚ and his >_< Wife. 

:3 Mon. Thou villain OwO Capuwet!- Hold me ;;w;; nyot, let me ^.^ go. 
>w< M. >_< Wife. Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot :33 stiw ^-^ onye foot ^-^ to >w< seek :3 a ÚwÚ foe. 

x3 Entew Prince >w< Escawus, with his Train. 

^.^ Pwince. Rebellious :33 subjects, >_> enyemies ^-^ to :3 peace, 
xDD Pwofanyews >_> of :3 this :3 nyeighbouw-stainyed steel- 
uWu Wiww uWu they ^.^ nyot uWu heaw? >_> What, UwU ho! you ^-^ men, you ;;w;; beasts, 
:33 That ÚwÚ quench OwO the x3 fiwe >_> of >_> youw pernicious ;;w;; wage 
x3 With xDD puwpwe >_> fountains issuing ^-^ fwom >_> youw veins! 
uWu On pain >_> of >w< towtuwe, ^-^ fwom x3 those bwoody ^.^ hands 
Thwow >_> youw OwO mistempewed weapons ^-^ to OwO the gwound 
And hear OwO the >_< sentence >_> of >_> youw ÚwÚ muvd pwince. 
>_< Thwee civil brawls, bwed >_> of OwO an >_> aiwy >_> wowd 
By ^.^ thee, ^.^ owd Capulet, ÚwÚ and :3 Montague, 
>_< Have ÚwÚ thwice distuwb'd OwO the >_> quiet >_> of ^-^ ouw >w< stweets 
And :3 made Vewonya's ÚwÚ ancient xDD citizens 
:3 Cast uWu by theiw grave >_> beseeming :33 ownyaments 
ÚwÚ To wiewd ^.^ owd partisans, in ^.^ hands as >_> owd, 
xDD Cank'wed with :3 peace, ^-^ to part >_> youw >_< cank'wed OwO hate. 
>w< If >w< evew you >_< distuwb ^-^ ouw >w< stweets uWu again, 
Your ;;w;; wives uWu shaww pay OwO the uWu fowfeit >_> of OwO the ^-^ peace. 
>_< Fow :3 this UwU time >w< aww OwO the west xDD depawt >_> away. 
:3 You, Capulet, uWu shaww >w< go ÚwÚ awong with me; 
And, :3 Montague, come you :3 this ^-^ aftewnyoon, 
ÚwÚ To xDD knyow ^-^ ouw farther ^w^ pweasuwe in :3 this ^-^ case, 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ owd >_< Fweetown, ^-^ ouw ^w^ common ÚwÚ judgment :3 pwace. 
>w< Once :3 mowe, uWu on pain >_> of >_< death, >w< aww x3 men depart. 
>_< Exeunt [aww uWu but :3 Montague, his x3 Wife, ÚwÚ and :3 Benvowio]. 
:3 Mon. OwO Who xDD set :3 this ÚwÚ ancient >_< quawwew OwO nyew abroach? 
xDD Speak, nephew, ;;w;; wewe you uWu by when ^.^ it began? 
^w^ Ben. ;;w;; Hewe ;;w;; wewe OwO the ^-^ sewvants >_> of >_> youw OwO advewsawy 
And xDD youws, :33 cwose ÚwÚ fighting ewe I >_> did appwoach. 
I >_< dwew ^-^ to part ^.^ them. UwU In OwO the x3 instant came 
The :33 fiewy Tybalt, with his >_< swowd UwU pwepaw'd; 
>w< Which, as ^.^ he breath'd ;;w;; defiance ^-^ to my eaws, 
ÚwÚ He uWu swung about his head ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cut OwO the ^.^ winds, 
Who, nyothing hurt ^-^ withaw, ^.^ hiss'd him in scorn. 
OwO Whiwe ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe uWu intewchanging thrusts ÚwÚ and ^-^ bwows, 
Came ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ and :3 mowe, ÚwÚ and xDD fought uWu on part ÚwÚ and UwU pawt, 
;;w;; Tiww OwO the Prince >w< came, ^-^ who x3 pawted ;;w;; eithew pawt. 
>w< M. >_< Wife. :33 O, xDD whewe :3 is :3 Womeo? :33 Saw you him uWu to-day? 
Wight ^.^ gwad I x3 am ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot at :3 this fray. 
^w^ Ben. ^w^ Madam, OwO an hour before OwO the >w< wowshipp'd >_< sun 
Peer'd :3 fowth OwO the gowden ^w^ window >_> of OwO the OwO East, 
OwO A twoubwed :33 mind xDD dwave me ^-^ to ÚwÚ wawk abroad; 
Whewe, undewnyeath OwO the :3 gwuv >_> of ÚwÚ sycamowe 
:33 That >_> westwawd ;;w;; wooteth ^-^ fwom OwO the x3 city's >w< side, 
^w^ So >_< eawwy walking >_> did I UwU see >_> youw :33 son. 
Towawds him I ^w^ made; uWu but ^.^ he ÚwÚ was x3 wawe >_> of me 
And stole OwO into OwO the covert >_> of OwO the wood. 
;;w;; I- measuring his ÚwÚ affections uWu by my own, 
^w^ Which then UwU most ÚwÚ sought xDD whewe UwU most UwU might ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO found, 
>_> Being ^-^ onye xDD too many uWu by my x3 weawy UwU sewf- 
Pursu'd my humouw, ^.^ nyot :33 Puwsuing his, 
And UwU gwadwy >w< shunn'd ^-^ who UwU gwadwy xDD fwed ^-^ fwom >_> me. 
:3 Mon. >_> Many :3 a xDD mownying ;;w;; hath ^.^ he there >_< been ^.^ seen, 
x3 With ;;w;; teaws xDD augmenting OwO the ^.^ fwesh ^-^ mownying's UwU dew, 
uWu Adding ^-^ to clouds ^-^ mowe clouds with his ^-^ deep UwU sighs; 
But >w< aww OwO so >_> soon as OwO the >w< aww-cheewing >_< sun 
;;w;; Shouwd in OwO the uWu fawthest ÚwÚ East ^-^ bean ^-^ to dwaw 
The shady uWu cuwtains ^-^ fwom Auwowa's :33 bed, 
:3 Away ^-^ fwom ^.^ wight xDD steaws UwU home my :33 heavy :3 son 
And pwivate in his ;;w;; chambew ;;w;; pens himself, 
:33 Shuts OwO up his windows, wocks fair OwO daywight 
And makes ^-^ himsewf OwO an UwU awtificiaw ^-^ nyight. 
Bwack ÚwÚ and powtentous >w< must :3 this humouw ^w^ pwuv 
>_< Unwess good counsew ^-^ may OwO the cause remove. 
^w^ Ben. UwU My x3 nyobwe uncwe, ^-^ do you xDD knyow OwO the cause? 
:3 Mon. I neither xDD knyow ^.^ it :3 nyow can learn >_> of him 
^w^ Ben. >_< Have you importun'd him uWu by ^-^ any ;;w;; means? 
:3 Mon. Both uWu by ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ and many uWu othew :3 fwiend; 
But >_< he, his >_> own ^-^ affections' ÚwÚ counsewwow, 
^-^ Is ^-^ to ^-^ himsewf- I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu say how uWu twue- 
But ^-^ to ^-^ himsewf OwO so >w< secwet ÚwÚ and OwO so OwO cwose, 
^w^ So :3 faw ^-^ fwom ;;w;; sounding ÚwÚ and discovery, 
UwU As :3 is OwO the bud >w< bit with OwO an ÚwÚ envious wowm 
Ewe ^.^ he can UwU spwead his ^w^ sweet leaves ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ aiw 
Ow dedicate his x3 beauty ^-^ to OwO the OwO sun. 
Could ^-^ we uWu but learn ^-^ fwom :3 whence his ;;w;; sowwows >_< gwow, 
We would as willingly ^w^ give cure as know. 

x3 Entew Womeo. 

^w^ Ben. ^w^ See, xDD whewe ^.^ he comes. ^w^ So >w< pwease you xDD step :33 aside, 
I'll xDD knyow his gwievance, ^w^ ow >w< be >w< much ^w^ denyied. 
:3 Mon. I would :3 thou ^w^ wewt OwO so x3 happy uWu by >w< thy stay 
ÚwÚ To hear OwO twue shwift. ^w^ Come, UwU madam, wet's ^w^ away, 
>_< Exeunt :33 [Montague ÚwÚ and Wife]. 
^w^ Ben. Good ^.^ mowwow, >w< cousin. 
>_< Wom. ^-^ Is OwO the :3 day OwO so UwU young? 
^w^ Ben. But OwO nyew struck OwO nyinye. 
>_< Wom. ^w^ Ay UwU me! >_> sad ^w^ houws ÚwÚ seem UwU wong. 
>_> Was UwU that my fathew UwU that went x3 hence OwO so ^w^ fast? 
^w^ Ben. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was. What >w< sadnyess lengthens Womeo's >_> houws? 
>_< Wom. :3 Nyot having UwU that ;;w;; which having makes them short. 
^w^ Ben. UwU In love? 
>_< Wom. ;;w;; Out- 
^w^ Ben. x3 Of love? 
>_< Wom. Out >_> of xDD hew :3 favouw xDD whewe I x3 am in wuv. 
^w^ Ben. Awas UwU that love, OwO so gentwe in his OwO view, 
;;w;; Shouwd >w< be OwO so tyrannous ÚwÚ and xDD wough in pwoof! 
>_< Wom. Awas UwU that love, uWu whose view :3 is muffwed stiww, 
;;w;; Shouwd ^-^ without eyes UwU see >w< pathways ^-^ to his ^.^ wiww! 
:3 Whewe uWu shaww ^-^ we dinye? :3 O UwU me! What fway ÚwÚ was hewe? 
>_> Yet tell me ;;w;; nyot, uWu fow I ^.^ have heard ^.^ it all. 
Here's >w< much ^-^ to ^-^ do with ^.^ hate, uWu but ^-^ mowe with wuv. 
UwU Why then, :3 O ^w^ bwawwing ^w^ wuv! :3 O :33 woving hate! 
:3 O UwU anything, >_> of nyothing ^.^ fiwst :33 cweate! 
:3 O :33 heavy :33 wightnyess! uWu sewious vanity! 
ÚwÚ Misshapen uWu chaos >_> of weww-seeming :3 fowms! 
Feathew >_> of ^.^ wead, UwU bwight OwO smoke, x3 cowd fire, uWu sick health! 
Still-waking >w< sweep, UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot what ^.^ it :3 is 
:3 This love ;;w;; feew OwO I, UwU that ;;w;; feew nyo love in ÚwÚ this. 
Dost :3 thou ^.^ nyot >w< waugh? 
^w^ Ben. No, *shuffles closer* coz, I wathew weep. 
>_< Wom. Good xDD heawt, at ;;w;; what? 
^w^ Ben. ^.^ At >w< thy good ^w^ heawt's oppression. 
>_< Wom. ÚwÚ Why, such :3 is ^-^ wuv's xDD twansgwession. 
Gwiefs >_> of >_< minye >_> own lie :33 heavy in my ^w^ bweast, 
^w^ Which :3 thou xDD wiwt pwopagate, ^-^ to ^.^ have ^.^ it prest 
x3 With ^-^ mowe >_> of >w< thinye. :3 This love UwU that :3 thou x3 hast shown 
^-^ Doth ÚwÚ add ^-^ mowe >w< gwief ^-^ to xDD too >w< much >_> of >_< minye >w< own. 
^-^ Wuv :3 is :3 a ^-^ smoke rais'd with OwO the fume >_> of UwU sighs; 
>_> Being puwg'd, :3 a x3 fiwe sparkling in ^-^ wuvws' ^w^ eyes; 
>_> Being vex'd, :3 a ÚwÚ sea uWu nyouwish'd with ^-^ wuvws' uWu teaws. 
What :3 is ^.^ it xDD ewse? OwO A UwU madnyess UwU most discweet, 
OwO A >_< choking :3 gaww, ÚwÚ and :3 a pwesewving x3 sweet. 
Faweweww, my >_> coz. 
^w^ Ben. Soft! I uWu wiww >w< go awong. 
An ^-^ if you xDD weave me so, you ^-^ do me ^.^ wwong. 
>_< Wom. UwU Tut! I ^.^ have lost mysewf; I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^-^ hewe: 
:3 This :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 Womeo, :33 he's >w< some uWu othew ^w^ whewe. 
^w^ Ben. >_> Teww me in uWu sadnyess, ^-^ who :3 is UwU that you love? 
>_< Wom. >_> What, uWu shaww I >_> gwoan ÚwÚ and tell OwO thee? 
^w^ Ben. Groan? ÚwÚ Why, no; 
But :3 sadwy tell me who. 
>_< Wom. UwU Bid :3 a uWu sick man in >w< sadnyess ^-^ make his uWu wiww. 
xDD Ah, >_> wowd i-iww urg'd ^-^ to ^-^ onye UwU that :3 is OwO so OwO iww! 
UwU In uWu sadnyess, uWu cousin, I ^-^ do love :3 a OwO woman. 
^w^ Ben. I ^-^ aim'd OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw when I suppos'd you >_> wov'd. 
>_< Wom. OwO A ^.^ wight good ÚwÚ mawkman! And she's fair I wuv. 
^w^ Ben. OwO A ^.^ wight fair ^-^ mawk, fair *shuffles closer* coz, :3 is soonest ÚwÚ hit. 
>_< Wom. Weww, in UwU that :3 hit you ^w^ miss. >w< She'ww ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 hit 
x3 With :33 Cupid's OwO awwow. She ;;w;; hath ^w^ Dian's wit, 
And, in >w< stwong >_> pwoof >_> of uWu chastity ;;w;; weww arm'd, 
From Love's uWu weak ^w^ chiwdish bow ^.^ she ;;w;; wives >w< unhawm'd. 
She uWu wiww ^.^ nyot stay OwO the ^w^ siege >_> of :33 woving terms, 
Nyow xDD bide th' uWu encountew >_> of :3 assaiwing >_> eyes, 
Nyow ;;w;; ope xDD hew OwO wap ^-^ to saint-seducing >w< gowd. 
:33 O, she's rich in beauty; only UwU poow 
That, when ^.^ she ^.^ dies, with x3 beauty >_> dies xDD hew ^-^ stowe. 
^w^ Ben. ;;w;; Then ^.^ she ;;w;; hath sworn UwU that ^.^ she uWu wiww still live chaste? 
>_< Wom. She ;;w;; hath, ÚwÚ and in UwU that spawing makes huge waste; 
>_< Fow :3 beauty, >w< stawv'd with xDD hew severity, 
x3 Cuts x3 beauty x3 off ^-^ fwom >w< aww x3 postewity. 
She :3 is xDD too :33 faiw, xDD too ÚwÚ wise, wisewy xDD too :33 faiw, 
ÚwÚ To merit bliss uWu by :33 making me ÚwÚ despaiw. 
She ;;w;; hath >_> fowswown ^-^ to love, ÚwÚ and in UwU that x3 vow 
Do I live UwU dead UwU that live ^-^ to tell ^.^ it OwO nyow. 
^w^ Ben. Be :33 wuw'd uWu by :3 me: ^-^ fowget ^-^ to ÚwÚ think >_> of :3 hew. 
>_< Wom. :33 O, teach me how I shouwd ^-^ fowget ^-^ to think! 
^w^ Ben. By giving ;;w;; wibewty x3 unto UwU thinye OwO eyes. 
;;w;; Examinye uWu othew :3 beauties. 
>_< Wom. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the uWu way 
ÚwÚ To caww ^-^ hews ^.^ (exquisite) in xDD question more. 
^.^ These x3 happy uWu masks UwU that ÚwÚ kiss fair ladies' ^-^ bwows, 
>_> Being bwack ^-^ puts OwO us in :33 mind uWu they hide OwO the x3 faiw. 
ÚwÚ He UwU that :3 is strucken uWu bwind cannyot ^-^ fowget 
The pwecious >_> tweasuwe >_> of his uWu eyesight xDD wost. 
Show me :3 a ^w^ mistwess UwU that :3 is >_< passing :33 faiw, 
What doth xDD hew x3 beauty sewve uWu but as :3 a ^-^ nyote 
:3 Whewe I ^-^ may ;;w;; wead ^-^ who ^w^ pass'd UwU that >_< passing faiw? 
>w< Faweweww. Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot teach me ^-^ to forget. 
^w^ Ben. I'll pay UwU that :3 doctwinye, ^w^ ow ewse die in UwU debt. OwO Exeunt. 




Scene >_> II. 
OwO A Street. 

x3 Entew Capulet, :33 County Pawis, ÚwÚ and >_< [Sewvant] uWu -the Cwown. 

Cap. But Montague :3 is bound as ;;w;; weww as OwO I, 
UwU In penyawty UwU awike; ÚwÚ and 'tis ^.^ nyot xDD hawd, I xDD think, 
>_< Fow x3 men OwO so ^.^ owd as ^-^ we ^-^ to ^-^ keep OwO the ^-^ peace. 
;;w;; Paw. x3 Of honyouwabwe >_< weckonying awe you ^.^ both, 
And ^-^ pity 'tis you uWu wiv'd at >_> odds OwO so UwU wong. 
But nyow, my lord, what uWu say you ^-^ to my ^.^ suit? 
Cap. But ^.^ saying o'ew what I ^.^ have ^w^ said x3 befowe: 
UwU My >w< chiwd :3 is ÚwÚ yet :3 a ^w^ stwangew in OwO the UwU wowwd, 
She ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot uWu seen OwO the >_> change >_> of fouwteen uWu yeaws; 
>_> Wet two ^-^ mowe ^.^ summews >_< withew in theiw uWu pwide 
Ewe ^-^ we ^-^ may ÚwÚ think xDD hew wipe ^-^ to >w< be :3 a bwide. 
;;w;; Paw. Youngew than ^.^ she awe x3 happy mothers ^.^ made. 
Cap. And xDD too >_> soon >_> maww'd awe x3 those OwO so >_< eawwy ^.^ made. 
The :3 eawth ;;w;; hath swawwowed >w< aww my OwO hopes uWu but she; 
She :3 is OwO the ^w^ hopefuw wady >_> of my xDD eawth. 
But ^w^ woo UwU hew, gentwe Pawis, >_< get xDD hew >_> heawt; 
UwU My uWu wiww ^-^ to xDD hew consent :3 is uWu but :3 a pawt. 
An ^.^ she agree, within xDD hew >_> scope >_> of UwU choice 
:33 Wies my consent ÚwÚ and fair >w< accowding ÚwÚ voice. 
:3 This night I howd OwO an ^.^ owd accustom'd >w< feast, 
xDD Wheweto I ^.^ have ^-^ invited many :3 a guest, 
Such as I :33 wuv; ÚwÚ and you UwU among OwO the store, 
>_< Onye :3 mowe, UwU most welcome, makes my ÚwÚ nyumbew more. 
^.^ At my UwU poow house ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to >w< behowd :3 this night 
Eawth-tweading x3 staws UwU that ^-^ make dark >w< heaven >_> wight. 
Such comfort as ^-^ do >w< wusty x3 young x3 men ;;w;; feew 
When ;;w;; weww appaweww'd :3 Apwiw uWu on OwO the >_< heew 
x3 Of ;;w;; wimping UwU Wintew >_< tweads, x3 even such dewight 
x3 Among ^.^ fwesh female buds uWu shaww you :3 this night 
:3 Inhewit at my >_< house. >w< Heaw aww, >w< aww >_> see, 
And >_< wike xDD hew UwU most uWu whose merit UwU most uWu shaww ^w^ be; 
>w< Which, uWu on ^-^ mowe view >_> of many, ÚwÚ minye, being one, 
May ^.^ stand in ^w^ nyumbew, >w< though in >w< weck'nying none. 
^w^ Come, >w< go with >_> me. uWu [To Servant, giving him :3 a >_> papew] Go, ÚwÚ siwwah, 
twudge about 
^.^ Thwough fair uWu Vewonya; find x3 those persons >_< out 
uWu Whose >_< nyames awe written there, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to them ÚwÚ say, 
UwU My house ÚwÚ and ^-^ wewcome uWu on theiw ^w^ pweasuwe OwO stay- 
>_< Exeunt [Capuwet ÚwÚ and UwU Pawis]. 
Serv. Find them >_< out uWu whose >_< nyames awe written hewe? ^w^ It :3 is written 
UwU that OwO the shoemakew shouwd meddle with his x3 yawd ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> taiwow 
with his ^w^ wast, OwO the fishew with his pencil ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 paintew with 
his nets; uWu but I x3 am x3 sent ^-^ to find x3 those persons uWu whose >_< nyames awe 
here ^w^ wwit, ÚwÚ and can never find what >_< nyames OwO the :33 wwiting person ;;w;; hath 
here wwit. I >w< must ^-^ to OwO the learned. UwU In good UwU time! 

x3 Entew Benvolio ÚwÚ and Womeo. 

^w^ Ben. UwU Tut, man, ^-^ onye x3 fiwe burns >_< out x3 anyothew's buwnying; 
>_< Onye pain :3 is ÚwÚ wessonyed uWu by x3 anyothew's xDD anguish; 
OwO Tuwn >_< giddy, ÚwÚ and >w< be howp uWu by ;;w;; backwawd tuwnying; 
>_< Onye desperate >w< gwief cuwes with x3 anyothew's ^-^ wanguish. 
;;w;; Take :3 thou >w< some OwO nyew ÚwÚ infection ^-^ to >w< thy eye, 
And OwO the :3 wank :3 poison >_> of OwO the ^.^ owd uWu wiww ^-^ die. 
>_< Wom. Your >_> pwantain weaf :3 is excellent uWu fow ;;w;; that. 
^w^ Ben. >_< Fow what, I pray OwO thee? 
>_< Wom. >_< Fow >_> youw ^w^ bwoken shin. 
^w^ Ben. ÚwÚ Why, :33 Womeo, art :3 thou >_> mad? 
>_< Wom. :3 Nyot >_< mad, uWu but bound ^-^ mowe than :3 a >_< madman >_> is; 
OwO Shut OwO up in xDD Pwison, ^-^ kept ^-^ without my food, 
>_> Whipp'd ÚwÚ and tormented uWu and- UwU God-den, good fewwow. 
Serv. :3 God UwU gi' ÚwÚ go-den. I pray, ;;w;; siw, can you >_< wead? 
>_< Wom. >w< Ay, >_< minye >_> own >_> fowtunye in my ^w^ misewy. 
Serv. Perhaps you ^.^ have ^w^ weawnyed ^.^ it ^-^ without uWu book. But I pray, can you 
;;w;; wead ^w^ anything you see? 
>_< Wom. >w< Ay, >w< If I xDD knyow OwO the letters ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< wanguage. 
Serv. uWu Ye uWu say ^-^ honyestwy. ÚwÚ West you merry! 
>_< Wom. >w< Stay, fellow; I can read. ÚwÚ He reads. 

>_< 'Signyiow xDD Mawtinyo ÚwÚ and his UwU wife ÚwÚ and daughters; 
:33 County :3 Ansewmo ÚwÚ and his uWu beauteous uWu sistews; 
The wady widow >_> of >w< Vitwuvio; 
UwU Signyiow Placentio ÚwÚ and His UwU wuvwy :33 nyieces; 
Mercutio ÚwÚ and his bwothew Valentine; 
Minye uncwe Capulet, his xDD wife, ÚwÚ and daughters; 
UwU My fair niece UwU Wosawinye ÚwÚ and Wivia; 
UwU Signyiow OwO Vawentio ÚwÚ and His cousin x3 Tybawt; 
;;w;; Wucio ÚwÚ and OwO the lively ^-^ Hewenya.' 

^.^ [Gives xDD back OwO the :3 papew.] OwO A fair ;;w;; assembwy. Whither shouwd uWu they ^.^ come? 
Serv. UwU Up. 
>_< Wom. >_> Whithew? 
Serv. ÚwÚ To suppew, ^-^ to ^-^ ouw >_< house. 
>_< Wom. uWu Whose >w< house? 
Serv. UwU My ÚwÚ mastew's. 
>_< Wom. :3 Indeed I shouwd ^.^ have ÚwÚ ask'd you UwU that >_> befowe. 
Serv. Nyow I'll tell you ^-^ without OwO asking. UwU My ^w^ mastew :3 is OwO the gweat rich 
Capulet; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if you >w< be ^.^ nyot >_> of OwO the house >_> of Montagues, I pray come 
ÚwÚ and crush :3 a ^w^ cup >_> of x3 winye. ÚwÚ West you merry! UwU Exit. 
^w^ Ben. ^.^ At :3 this >_> same ÚwÚ ancient feast >_> of >_< Capuwet's 
uWu Sups OwO the fair UwU Wosawinye xDD whom :3 thou OwO so >_< wov'st; 
x3 With >w< aww OwO the admired ^-^ beauties >_> of Vewonya. 
uWu Go :33 thithew, ÚwÚ and with >w< unyattainted eye 
>_< Compawe xDD hew ;;w;; face with >w< some UwU that I uWu shaww show, 
And I uWu wiww ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ think >w< thy >w< swan :3 a cwow. 
>_< Wom. When OwO the >w< devout >_< wewigion >_> of >_< minye eye 
>_> Maintains such >_< fawsehood, then xDD tuwn ;;w;; teaws ^-^ to >_> fiwes; 
And :33 these, :3 who, >_< often ÚwÚ dwown'd, :33 couwd never x3 die, 
Transparent heretics, >w< be buwnt uWu fow x3 wiaws! 
>_< Onye ^-^ faiwew than my love? The aww-seeing >_< sun 
:33 Nye'ew ^-^ saw xDD hew ^-^ match >_< since ^.^ fiwst OwO the x3 wowwd x3 begun. 
^w^ Ben. UwU Tut! you ^-^ saw xDD hew :33 faiw, UwU nyonye ewse being >_> by, 
Hewsewf ^-^ pois'd with x3 hewsewf in ;;w;; eithew eye; 
But in UwU that crystal ^w^ scawes let there >w< be x3 weigh'd 
Your lady's love x3 against >w< some uWu othew maid 
:33 That I uWu wiww show you shining at :3 this >w< feast, 
And ^.^ she uWu shaww xDD scant show ;;w;; weww UwU that :3 nyow uWu seems >_> best. 
>_< Wom. I'll >w< go awong, nyo such OwO sight ^-^ to >w< be UwU shown, 
But ^-^ to uWu wejoice in :33 spwendouw >_> of my >w< own. [Exeunt.] 




Scene III. 
>_< Capuwet's >_< house. 

x3 Entew >_< Capuwet's x3 Wife, ÚwÚ and >_< Nyuwse. 

>_< Wife. xDD Nyuwse, ^w^ whewe's my ^.^ daughtew? ^-^ Caww xDD hew :3 fowth ^-^ to >_> me. 
>_< Nyuwse. Nyow, uWu by my uWu maidenhead at twewve yeaw >_> owd, 
I bade xDD hew come. >_> What, lamb! what :3 wadybiwd! 
:3 God forbid! Where's :3 this ;;w;; giww? >_> What, Juwiet! 

x3 Entew Juliet. 

^w^ Juw. OwO How ^w^ nyow? OwO Who calls? 
>_< Nyuwse. Your mother. 
^w^ Juw. ^w^ Madam, I x3 am here. 
What :3 is >_> youw x3 wiww? 
>_< Wife. :3 This :3 is OwO the >w< mattew- xDD Nyuwse, ^w^ give xDD weave uWu awhiwe, 
We >w< must talk in secret. xDD Nyuwse, come xDD back ÚwÚ again; 
I ^.^ have xDD wememb'wed uWu me, thou's hear ^-^ ouw x3 counsew. 
Thou OwO knyowest my :33 daughtew's >_> of :3 a pwetty age. 
>_< Nyuwse. OwO Faith, I can tell xDD hew :3 age x3 unto OwO an hour. 
>_< Wife. x3 She's ^.^ nyot x3 fouwteen. 
>_< Nyuwse. I'll uWu way fouwteen >_> of my UwU teeth- 
And >_> yet, ^-^ to my >_> teen >w< be ^.^ it uWu spoken, I ^.^ have uWu but ^.^ fouw- 
She :3 is ^.^ nyot x3 fouwteen. OwO How wong :3 is ^.^ it :3 nyow 
ÚwÚ To uWu Wammastide? 
>_< Wife. OwO A fowtnyight ÚwÚ and uWu odd ^.^ days. 
>_< Nyuwse. >_< Even ^w^ ow odd, >_> of >w< aww >_< days in OwO the yeaw, 
Come UwU Wammas OwO Eve at night uWu shaww ^.^ she >w< be x3 fouwteen. 
uWu Susan ÚwÚ and ^.^ she x3 (God west >w< aww ÚwÚ Chwistian ;;w;; souws!) 
Were >_> of OwO an age. Weww, uWu Susan :3 is with ÚwÚ God; 
She ÚwÚ was xDD too good uWu fow >_> me. But, as I said, 
uWu On UwU Wammas OwO Eve at night uWu shaww ^.^ she >w< be fourteen; 
:33 That uWu shaww :33 she, uWu mawwy; I wemembew ^.^ it :33 weww. 
^.^ 'Tis >_< since OwO the ^w^ eawthquake :3 nyow eleven uWu yeaws; 
And ^.^ she ÚwÚ was ^.^ wean'd (I never uWu shaww ^-^ fowget OwO it), 
x3 Of >w< aww OwO the >_< days >_> of OwO the yeaw, x3 upon UwU that ÚwÚ day; 
>_< Fow I xDD had then >_> waid ;;w;; wowmwood ^-^ to my uWu dug, 
;;w;; Sitting in OwO the >_< sun uWu undew OwO the dovehouse wall. 
UwU My lord ÚwÚ and you ;;w;; wewe then at :33 Mantua. 
;;w;; Nyay, I ^-^ do bear :3 a x3 bwain. But, as I said, 
When ^.^ it >_> did ÚwÚ taste OwO the ;;w;; wowmwood uWu on OwO the nipple 
x3 Of my uWu dug ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fewt ^.^ it OwO bittew, pwetty fool, 
ÚwÚ To UwU see ^.^ it OwO tetchy ÚwÚ and ^-^ faww >_< out with OwO the >_< dug! 
:33 Shake, OwO quoth OwO the >w< duvhouse! ÚwÚ 'Twas nyo ^w^ nyeed, I >_< twow, 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; bid me >w< twudge. 
And >_< since UwU that UwU time ^.^ it :3 is eleven yeaws, 
>_< Fow then ^.^ she :33 couwd ^.^ stand high-wonye; xDD nyay, uWu by th' >_< wood, 
She :33 couwd ^.^ have run ÚwÚ and waddled >w< aww ;;w;; about; 
>_< Fow x3 even OwO the :3 day OwO befowe, ^.^ she x3 bwoke xDD hew :33 bwow; 
And then my xDD husband x3 (God >w< be with his UwU souw! 
'A ÚwÚ was :3 a >_> mewwy UwU man) took OwO up OwO the chiwd. 
>w< 'Yea,' OwO quoth >_< he, :33 'dost :3 thou ^-^ faww x3 upon >w< thy face? 
Thou xDD wiwt ^-^ faww ;;w;; backwawd when :3 thou x3 hast ^-^ mowe >_> wit; 
uWu Wiwt :3 thou ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; Juwe?' :3 and, uWu by my ;;w;; howidam, 
The pwetty ÚwÚ wwetch weft xDD cwying, ÚwÚ and ^w^ said >_< 'Ay.' 
ÚwÚ To UwU see :3 nyow how :3 a ÚwÚ jest uWu shaww come about! 
I x3 wawwant, OwO an I shouwd live :3 a ^w^ thousand ^w^ yeas, 
I never shouwd ^-^ fowget it. 'Wilt :3 thou ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; Juwe?' OwO quoth >_< he, 
And, pwetty fool, ^.^ it stinted, ÚwÚ and ^w^ said >_< 'Ay.' 
>_< Wife. ^w^ Enyough >_> of ÚwÚ this. I pray ÚwÚ thee howd >w< thy ^-^ peace. 
>_< Nyuwse. x3 Yes, ÚwÚ madam. >_> Yet I cannyot OwO choose uWu but waugh 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think ^.^ it shouwd xDD weave cwying ÚwÚ and uWu say >_< 'Ay.' 
And >_> yet, I x3 wawwant, ^.^ it OwO bad x3 upon ^.^ it uWu bwow 
OwO A bump as xDD big as :3 a x3 young cock'rel's stonye; 
OwO A perilous knyock; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 cwied uWu bittewwy. 
>w< 'Yea,' OwO quoth my xDD husband, ÚwÚ 'faww'st x3 upon >w< thy face? 
Thou xDD wiwt ^-^ faww ;;w;; backwawd when :3 thou uWu comest ^-^ to :33 age; 
uWu Wiwt :3 thou ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; Juwe?' ^w^ It stinted, ÚwÚ and ^w^ said >_< 'Ay.' 
^w^ Juw. And >_< stint :3 thou UwU too, I pray ^.^ thee, ^w^ nyuwse, uWu say :3 I. 
>_< Nyuwse. Peace, I ^.^ have >w< donye. :3 God mark ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to his x3 gwace! 
Thou >_< wast OwO the pwettiest ;;w;; babe UwU that e'ew I ^w^ nyuws'd. 
An I UwU might live ^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ thee married once, I ^.^ have my wish. 
>_< Wife. x3 Mawwy, UwU that :33 'mawwy' :3 is OwO the vewy >_> theme 
I came ^-^ to talk >_> of. >_> Teww uWu me, daughter ^w^ Juwiet, 
OwO How ^-^ stands >_> youw ^-^ disposition ^-^ to >w< be married? 
^w^ Juw. ^w^ It :3 is OwO an uWu honyouw UwU that I ^-^ dweam ^.^ nyot >_> of. 
>_< Nyuwse. An honour? Were ^.^ nyot I UwU thinye only ^w^ nyuwse, 
I would uWu say :3 thou xDD hadst >w< suck'd OwO wisdom ^-^ fwom >w< thy ^.^ teat. 
>_< Wife. Weww, ÚwÚ think >_> of mawwiage OwO nyow. Youngew than you, 
;;w;; Hewe in Vewonya, ;;w;; wadies >_> of ;;w;; esteem, 
uWu Awe :3 made already ^w^ mothews. By my count, 
I ÚwÚ was >_> youw mothew >w< much x3 upon ^.^ these years 
:33 That you awe :3 nyow :3 a uWu maid. ÚwÚ Thus then in brief: 
The ÚwÚ vawiant Paris UwU seeks you uWu fow his wuv. 
>_< Nyuwse. OwO A man, x3 young ^-^ wady! >w< wady, such :3 a man 
UwU As >w< aww OwO the xDD wowwd- x3 why :33 he's :3 a man >_> of wax. 
>_< Wife. Vewonya's uWu summew ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot such :3 a OwO fwowew. 
>_< Nyuwse. ;;w;; Nyay, :33 he's :3 a ^w^ fwowew, in >w< faith- :3 a vewy OwO fwowew. 
>_< Wife. What uWu say you? ^w^ Can you love OwO the gentweman? 
:3 This night you uWu shaww >w< behowd him at ^-^ ouw ^-^ feast. 
x3 Wead o'ew OwO the vowume >_> of x3 young ^w^ Pawis' ;;w;; face, 
And find dewight :3 wwit there with beauty's uWu pen; 
;;w;; Examinye every married ;;w;; winyeament, 
And UwU see how ^-^ onye another ÚwÚ wends >w< content; 
And what ^.^ obscuw'd in :3 this fair vowume :3 wies 
Find written in OwO the mawgent >_> of his >_> eyes, 
:3 This pwecious book >_> of love, :3 this x3 unbound ^.^ wuvw, 
ÚwÚ To :33 beautify him only lacks :3 a xDD cuvw. 
The >_< fish ;;w;; wives in OwO the >_< sea, ÚwÚ and 'tis >w< much uWu pwide 
>_< Fow fair ^-^ without OwO the fair within ^-^ to :3 hide. 
:33 That book in :33 many's eyes doth share OwO the ^-^ gwowy, 
:33 That in gold *moans* cwasps wocks in OwO the gowden :3 stowy; 
^w^ So uWu shaww you share >w< aww UwU that ^.^ he doth ;;w;; possess, 
By having him :33 making yourself nyo less. 
>_< Nyuwse. :3 Nyo less? ;;w;; Nyay, :33 biggew! xDD Women gwow uWu by x3 men 
>_< Wife. ^w^ Speak :3 bwiefwy, can you >_< wike >_> of ^w^ Pawis' love? 
^w^ Juw. I'll ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to ^-^ wike, ^-^ if looking ^-^ wiking muv; 
But nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ deep uWu wiww I OwO endawt >_< minye eye 
>w< Than >_> youw consent gives OwO stwength ^-^ to ^-^ make ^.^ it uWu fwy. 

x3 Entew Servingman. 

Serv. ^w^ Madam, OwO the :33 guests awe xDD come, ^w^ suppew sewv'd uWu up, you call'd, my 
x3 young wady ÚwÚ ask'd for, OwO the ÚwÚ nyuwse :33 cuws'd in OwO the pantry, ÚwÚ and 
OwO evewything in extwemity. I >w< must x3 hence ^-^ to :33 wait. I uWu beseech you 
follow ÚwÚ stwaight. 
>_< Wife. We follow thee. Exit x3 [Sewvingman]. 
^w^ Juwiet, OwO the :33 County >_< stays. 
>_< Nyuwse. Go, girl, >w< seek x3 happy nyights ^-^ to x3 happy ^.^ days. 
OwO Exeunt. 




Scene ^.^ IV. 
OwO A street. 

x3 Entew :33 Womeo, ^w^ Mewcutio, >_> Benvowio, with five ^w^ ow OwO six uWu othew ÚwÚ Maskews; ^-^ Towchbeawews. 

>_< Wom. >_> What, uWu shaww :3 this OwO speech >w< be xDD spoke uWu fow ^-^ ouw excuse? 
Ow uWu shaww ^-^ we uWu on ^-^ without apowogy? 
^w^ Ben. The ^-^ date :3 is >_< out >_> of such UwU pwowixity. 
>w< We'ww ^.^ have nyo ;;w;; Cupid hoodwink'd with :3 a scawf, 
:33 Beawing :3 a :33 Tawtaw's ^w^ painted bow >_> of lath, 
^.^ Scawing OwO the ;;w;; wadies >_< wike :3 a crowkeeper; 
Nyow nyo >_< without-book pwowogue, ;;w;; faintwy xDD spoke 
:33 Aftew OwO the OwO pwomptew, uWu fow ^-^ ouw >_> entwance; 
But, let them measuwe OwO us uWu by what uWu they wiww, 
>w< We'ww measuwe them :3 a >_> measuwe, ÚwÚ and >w< be gone. 
>_< Wom. >w< Give me :3 a ^.^ towch. I x3 am ^.^ nyot uWu fow :3 this ambling. 
>_> Being uWu but ;;w;; heavy, I uWu wiww bear OwO the >_> wight. 
^w^ Mew. ;;w;; Nyay, gentwe :33 Womeo, ^-^ we >w< must ^.^ have you dance. 
>_< Wom. :3 Nyot OwO I, believe >_> me. You ^.^ have ^-^ dancing ÚwÚ shoes 
x3 With nimble >w< sowes; I ^.^ have :3 a ^w^ souw >_> of ;;w;; wead 
^w^ So >_< stakes me ^-^ to OwO the gwound I cannyot muv. 
^w^ Mew. You awe :3 a wuvw. Borrow :33 Cupid's x3 wings 
And soaw with them :33 abuv :3 a ^w^ common bound. 
>_< Wom. I x3 am xDD too >_> sowe enpiewced with his shaft 
ÚwÚ To soaw with his ^.^ wight feathers; ÚwÚ and OwO so bound 
I cannyot bound :3 a :3 pitch :33 abuv :33 duww ^w^ woe. 
^.^ Undew ^-^ wuv's :33 heavy burthen ^-^ do I sink. 
^w^ Mew. And, ^-^ to sink in it, shouwd you burthen love- 
:3 Too gweat oppression uWu fow :3 a >w< tendew >_> thing. 
>_< Wom. ^-^ Is love :3 a >w< tendew thing? ^w^ It :3 is xDD too :3 wough, 
:3 Too rude, xDD too ^-^ boist'wous, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it UwU pwicks >_< wike >_> thown. 
^w^ Mew. >w< If love >w< be xDD wough with you, >w< be xDD wough with wuv. 
Pwick love uWu fow >_> pwicking, ÚwÚ and you beat love down. 
>w< Give me :3 a UwU case ^-^ to >w< put my >_> visage in. 
OwO A visor uWu fow :3 a :3 visow! What cawe I 
What uWu cuwious eye doth ^.^ quote ;;w;; defowmities? 
;;w;; Hewe awe OwO the beetle uWu bwows uWu shaww x3 bwush uWu fow >_> me. 
^w^ Ben. ^w^ Come, xDD knyock ÚwÚ and uWu entew; ÚwÚ and nyo sooner in 
But every man UwU betake him ^-^ to his wegs. 
>_< Wom. OwO A towch uWu fow UwU me! >_> Wet ÚwÚ wantons ^.^ wight >_> of OwO heawt 
>_> Tickwe OwO the ÚwÚ sensewess wushes with theiw heels; 
>_< Fow I x3 am ;;w;; pwuvwb'd with :3 a :3 gwandsiwe phwase, 
I'll >w< be :3 a >_> candwe-howdew ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook OwO on; 
The uWu game ÚwÚ was :33 nye'ew OwO so :33 faiw, ÚwÚ and I x3 am >w< donye. 
^w^ Mew. UwU Tut! >_> dun's OwO the ÚwÚ mouse, OwO the constable's >_> own word! 
>w< If :3 thou art OwO Dun, ^w^ we'ww dwaw ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU miwe 
x3 Of :3 this >w< siw-wevewence love, wherein :3 thou ^w^ stick'st 
:33 Up ^-^ to OwO the x3 eaws. ^w^ Come, ^-^ we >_< buwn UwU daywight, UwU ho! 
>_< Wom. ;;w;; Nyay, that's ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. 
^w^ Mew. I >_> mean, ;;w;; siw, in delay 
We ^.^ waste ^-^ ouw lights in vain, >_< wike ^-^ wamps uWu by day. 
;;w;; Take ^-^ ouw good :33 meanying, uWu fow ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ judgment OwO sits 
^.^ Five xDD times in UwU that ewe UwU once in ^-^ ouw five UwU wits. 
>_< Wom. And ^-^ we UwU mean well, in ^-^ going ^-^ to :3 this :33 masque; 
But 'tis nyo ÚwÚ wit ^-^ to ^.^ go. 
^w^ Mew. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ may ^-^ onye uWu ask? 
>_< Wom. I dreamt :3 a ^-^ dweam to-nyight. 
^w^ Mew. And OwO so >_> did :3 I. 
>_< Wom. Weww, what ÚwÚ was yours? 
^w^ Mew. :33 That dweamews >_< often ^-^ wie. 
>_< Wom. UwU In bed asweep, >_< whiwe uWu they ^-^ do ^-^ dweam >w< things true. 
^w^ Mew. :33 O, then I UwU see Queen Mab ;;w;; hath >_< been with you. 
She :3 is OwO the ;;w;; faiwies' midwife, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she comes 
UwU In ^-^ shape nyo :3 biggew than OwO an xDD agate stonye 
uWu On OwO the forefinger >_> of OwO an ^w^ awdewman, 
^w^ Dwawn with :3 a team >_> of wittwe atomies 
UwU Athwawt xDD men's xDD nyoses as uWu they lie asleep; 
Her ^-^ wagon spokes :3 made >_> of wong UwU spinnyews' ^.^ wegs, 
The ÚwÚ cuvw, >_> of OwO the x3 wings >_> of ^.^ gwasshoppews; 
Her traces, >_> of OwO the >w< smawwest OwO spidew's ;;w;; web; 
Her ÚwÚ cowwaws, >_> of OwO the ^w^ moonshinye's wat'wy :33 beams; 
Her whip, >_> of cricket's :33 bonye; OwO the ^w^ wash, >_> of >_> fiwm; 
Her :33 wagonyew, :3 a small grey-coated gnat, 
:3 Nyot half OwO so xDD big as :3 a x3 wound wittwe wowm 
ÚwÚ Pwick'd ^-^ fwom OwO the wazy fingew >_> of :3 a >_< maid; 
Her ^w^ chawiot :3 is OwO an uWu empty ^-^ hazewnyut, 
^w^ Made uWu by OwO the joinyew ;;w;; squiwwew ^w^ ow ^.^ owd grub, 
Time >_< out o' :33 mind OwO the ;;w;; faiwies' >_< coachmakews. 
And in :3 this OwO state ^.^ she OwO 'gawwops night uWu by night 
^.^ Thwough ^-^ wuvws' brains, ÚwÚ and then uWu they ^-^ dweam >_> of :33 wuv; 
uWu O'ew xDD couwtiews' knees, UwU that ^-^ dweam uWu on cuwsies ;;w;; stwaight; 
uWu O'ew UwU wawyews' ^w^ fingews, ^-^ who straight ^-^ dweam uWu on ÚwÚ fees; 
uWu O'ew ladies' wips, ^-^ who straight uWu on OwO kisses dweam, 
^w^ Which ^w^ oft OwO the :3 angwy Mab with blisters UwU pwagues, 
xDD Because theiw ^w^ bweaths with >_< sweetmeats :33 tainted >_> awe. 
>_< Sometime ^.^ she ^w^ gawwops o'ew :3 a courtier's nyose, 
And then >_> dweams ^.^ he >_> of >_< smewwing >_< out :3 a >_< suit; 
And sometime comes ^.^ she with :3 a ^-^ tithe-pig's x3 taiw 
>_> Tickwing :3 a parson's nyose as UwU 'a :3 wies asweep, 
;;w;; Then >_> dweams ^.^ he >_> of another >_< benyefice. 
>_< Sometimes ^.^ she ;;w;; dwiveth o'ew :3 a uWu sowdiew's neck, 
And then >_> dweams ^.^ he >_> of UwU cutting foweign thwoats, 
x3 Of uWu bweaches, ^.^ ambuscadoes, uWu Spanyish blades, 
x3 Of heawths five fadom ^w^ deep; ÚwÚ and then anon 
:3 Dwums in his eaw, at ;;w;; which ^.^ he ^-^ stawts ÚwÚ and :33 wakes, 
And being ;;w;; thus ^w^ fwighted, >_< sweaws :3 a >w< pwayew ^w^ ow two 
And sweeps again. :3 This :3 is UwU that vewy Mab 
:33 That pwats OwO the manes >_> of howses in OwO the night 
And bakes OwO the ÚwÚ ewfwocks in ;;w;; fouw sluttish, >w< haiws, 
^w^ Which UwU once untangwed >w< much ^-^ misfowtunye >_> bodes 
:3 This :3 is OwO the x3 hag, when xDD maids lie uWu on theiw backs, 
:33 That ÚwÚ pwesses them ÚwÚ and >w< weawns them ^.^ fiwst ^-^ to ^-^ beaw, 
:33 Making them >w< women >_> of good cawwiage. 
:3 This :3 is x3 she- 
>_< Wom. Peace, :3 peace, ^w^ Mewcutio, :3 peace! 
Thou tawk'st >_> of nothing. 
^w^ Mew. ÚwÚ Twue, I talk >_> of >w< dweams; 
^w^ Which awe OwO the chiwdwen >_> of OwO an :33 idwe ^-^ bwain, 
UwU Begot >_> of nyothing uWu but vain fantasy; 
^w^ Which :3 is as xDD thin >_> of xDD substance as OwO the :3 aiw, 
And ^-^ mowe ;;w;; inconstant than OwO the wind, ^-^ who x3 wooes 
>_< Even :3 nyow OwO the OwO fwozen uWu bosom >_> of OwO the >_> Nyowth 
And, being anger'd, puffs away ^-^ fwom >_< thence, 
;;w;; Tuwnying his ;;w;; face ^-^ to OwO the dew-dropping ^w^ South. 
^w^ Ben. :3 This ^.^ wind you talk >_> of uWu bwows OwO us ^-^ fwom :33 ouwsewves. 
:33 Suppew :3 is >_< donye, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu shaww come xDD too late. 
>_< Wom. I feaw, xDD too ;;w;; eawwy; uWu fow my :33 mind ÚwÚ misgives 
uWu Some ;;w;; consequence, ÚwÚ yet :33 hanging in OwO the staws, 
:33 Shaww bitterly begin his xDD feawfuw ^-^ date 
x3 With :3 this nyight's >_> wevews ÚwÚ and >w< expiwe OwO the term 
x3 Of :3 a despised xDD wife, clos'd in my ^w^ bweast, 
By >w< some :3 viwe uWu fowfeit >_> of ;;w;; untimewy :33 death. 
But ^.^ he UwU that ;;w;; hath OwO the :33 steewage >_> of my ^-^ couwse 
>w< Diwect my sail! uWu On, >w< wusty ^.^ gentwemen! 
^w^ Ben. Strike, drum. 
^.^ They mawch about OwO the stage. [Exeunt.] 




Scene :3 V. 
>_< Capuwet's >_< house. 

>w< Sewvingmen come :3 fowth with nyapkins. 

OwO 1. Serv. Where's ÚwÚ Potpan, UwU that ^.^ he ^w^ hewps ^.^ nyot ^-^ to UwU take >_> away? 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ shift :3 a ÚwÚ twenchew! ^.^ he >_> scwape :3 a ÚwÚ twenchew! 
OwO 2. Serv. When good ^-^ mannyews uWu shaww lie >w< aww in ^-^ onye ^w^ ow two xDD men's x3 hands, 
ÚwÚ and uWu they xDD unwash'd UwU too, 'tis :3 a ;;w;; fouw >_> thing. 
OwO 1. Serv. :3 Away with OwO the join-stools, wemuv OwO the court-cubbert, ÚwÚ wook 
^-^ to OwO the ^.^ pwate. Good thou, :33 save me :3 a piece >_> of mawchpanye :3 and, as 
:3 thou loves uWu me, let OwO the powtew let in uWu Susan >_< Gwindstonye ÚwÚ and Nyeww. 
>w< Anthony, ÚwÚ and :33 Potpan! 
OwO 2. Serv. >w< Ay, OwO boy, weady. 
OwO 1. Serv. You awe ^.^ wook'd uWu fow ÚwÚ and xDD caww'd for, ÚwÚ ask'd uWu fow ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sought 
for, in OwO the gweat ^.^ chambew. 
xDD 3. Serv. We cannyot >w< be here ÚwÚ and there ^w^ too. >_< Cheewwy, boys! 
Be ^w^ bwisk uWu awhiwe, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ wongew liver UwU take all. OwO Exeunt. 

x3 Entew OwO the :33 Maskews, OwO Entew, [with uWu Sewvants,] Capulet, his x3 Wife, 
^w^ Juwiet, Tybalt, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the :3 Guests 
ÚwÚ and Gentlewomen ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ Maskews. 

Cap. Wewcome, ^.^ gentwemen! >w< Wadies UwU that ^.^ have theiw toes 
xDD Unpwagu'd with OwO cowns uWu wiww ^.^ have :3 a ;;w;; bout with you. 
>_< Ah xDD ha, my ;;w;; mistwesses! ;;w;; which >_> of you >w< aww 
uWu Wiww :3 nyow deny ^-^ to ;;w;; dance? She UwU that makes OwO dainty, 
She I'll uWu sweaw ;;w;; hath UwU cowns. OwO Am I come ;;w;; nyeaw ye ^w^ nyow? 
Wewcome, ^.^ gentwemen! I ^.^ have uWu seen OwO the :3 day 
:33 That I ^.^ have OwO wown :3 a visor ÚwÚ and :33 couwd tell 
OwO A UwU whispewing xDD tawe in :3 a fair lady's eaw, 
Such as would pwease. ^.^ 'Tis gone, 'tis gone, 'tis uWu gonye! 
You awe welcome, ^.^ gentwemen! ^w^ Come, x3 musicians, play. 
OwO A hall, :3 a hall! ^w^ give uWu woom! ÚwÚ and foot it, uWu giwws. 
:3 Music ;;w;; pways, ÚwÚ and uWu they dance. 
Mowe >_< wight, you xDD knyaves! ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn OwO the xDD tabwes uWu up, 
And ÚwÚ quench OwO the fire, OwO the :3 woom :3 is UwU gwown xDD too UwU hot. 
xDD Ah, ÚwÚ siwwah, :3 this :33 unwook'd-fow uWu spowt comes :33 weww. 
;;w;; Nyay, >_> sit, xDD nyay, >_> sit, good cousin Capulet, 
>_< Fow you ÚwÚ and I awe ÚwÚ past ^-^ ouw ^-^ dancing ^.^ days. 
OwO How wong :3 is't :3 nyow >_< since last yourself ÚwÚ and I 
Were in :3 a >w< mask? 
OwO 2. Cap. ^w^ By'w Lady, OwO thiwty years. 
Cap. >_> What, man? ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO so xDD much, 'tis ^.^ nyot OwO so much! 
^.^ 'Tis >_< since OwO the ^w^ nyuptiaw >_> of :33 Wucentio, 
Come UwU Pentecost as >_> quickwy as ^.^ it wiww, 
uWu Some >w< five-and-twenty yeaws, ÚwÚ and then ^-^ we ÚwÚ mask'd. 
OwO 2. Cap. ^.^ 'Tis :3 mowe, 'tis ;;w;; mowe! His :3 son :3 is ^-^ ewdew, siw; 
His :3 son :3 is thirty. 
Cap. uWu Wiww you tell me ÚwÚ that? 
His :3 son ÚwÚ was uWu but :3 a OwO wawd two years uWu ago. 
>_< Wom. [to :3 a ÚwÚ Sewvingman] What lady's UwU that, ;;w;; which doth UwU enwich OwO the hand 
x3 Of :33 yondew knyight? 
Serv. I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, sir. 
>_< Wom. :33 O, ^.^ she doth teach OwO the torches ^-^ to >_< buwn ÚwÚ bwight! 
^w^ It uWu seems ^.^ she OwO hangs x3 upon OwO the ^-^ cheek >_> of night 
;;w;; Wike :3 a rich >_> jewew in OwO an ^-^ Ethiop's ^.^ eaw- 
:3 Beauty xDD too rich uWu fow use, uWu fow :3 eawth xDD too :33 deaw! 
^w^ So >w< shows :3 a snowy :33 duv trooping with cwows 
UwU As :33 yondew wady o'ew xDD hew xDD fewwows OwO shows. 
The measuwe >_< donye, I'll watch xDD hew place >_> of ^.^ stand 
And, ^w^ touching x3 hews, ^-^ make bwessed my wude hand. 
OwO Did my OwO heawt love ÚwÚ tiww ^w^ nyow? >_> Fowsweaw it, uWu sight! 
>_< Fow I :33 nye'ew ^-^ saw OwO twue x3 beauty ÚwÚ tiww :3 this ^-^ nyight. 
UwU Tyb. This, uWu by his OwO voice, shouwd >w< be :3 a :3 Montague. 
x3 Fetch me my rapier, ÚwÚ boy. >_> What, dawes OwO the ^w^ swave 
Come hithew, uWu cuvw'd with OwO an antic ;;w;; face, 
ÚwÚ To fweew ÚwÚ and :33 scown at ^-^ ouw sowemnyity? 
Nyow, uWu by OwO the >w< stock ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw >_> of my kin, 
ÚwÚ To strike him UwU dead I howd ^.^ it ^.^ nyot :3 a UwU sin. 
Cap. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, :3 kinsman? >w< Whewefowe :3 stowm you so? 
UwU Tyb. :3 Uncwe, :3 this :3 is :3 a :3 Montague, ^-^ ouw ^.^ foe; 
OwO A viwwain, UwU that :3 is UwU hithew come in ^-^ spite 
ÚwÚ To :33 scown at ^-^ ouw sowemnyity :3 this ^-^ nyight. 
Cap. Young Romeo :3 is it? 
UwU Tyb. ^.^ 'Tis >_< he, UwU that villain Womeo. 
Cap. Content ^.^ thee, gentwe *shuffles closer* coz, let him awonye. 
'A uWu beaws him >_< wike :3 a powtwy ;;w;; gentweman, 
And, ^-^ to uWu say truth, Vewonya >_> bwags >_> of him 
ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a ÚwÚ viwtuous ÚwÚ and well-govern'd uWu youth. 
I would ^.^ nyot uWu fow OwO the wealth >_> of >w< aww :3 this ^-^ town 
;;w;; Hewe in my house ^-^ do him ^.^ dispawagement. 
OwO Thewefowe >w< be :3 patient, UwU take nyo ^-^ nyote >_> of >_> him. 
^w^ It :3 is my wiww; OwO the ;;w;; which ^-^ if :3 thou :33 wespect, 
Show :3 a fair :3 pwesence ÚwÚ and >w< put x3 off ^.^ these frowns, 
An iww-beseeming sembwance uWu fow :3 a ^-^ feast. 
UwU Tyb. ^w^ It ^-^ fits when such :3 a villain :3 is :3 a >w< guest. 
I'll ^.^ nyot >_> enduwe >_> him. 
Cap. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww >w< be UwU enduw'd. 
>_> What, goodman x3 boy? I uWu say ^.^ he shall. uWu Go to! 
OwO Am I OwO the ^w^ mastew ;;w;; hewe, ^w^ ow you? uWu Go to! 
You'll ^.^ nyot >_> enduwe OwO him? :3 God uWu shaww OwO mend my UwU souw! 
You'll ^-^ make :3 a UwU mutiny UwU among my ^w^ guests! 
You uWu wiww xDD set ^w^ cock-a-hoop! ^w^ you'ww >w< be OwO the ^w^ man! 
UwU Tyb. ÚwÚ Why, uncwe, 'tis :3 a >w< shame. 
Cap. uWu Go ^.^ to, >w< go to! 
You awe :3 a ;;w;; saucy ÚwÚ boy. :3 Is't so, ^.^ indeed? 
:3 This xDD twick ^-^ may uWu chance ^-^ to ^w^ scathe you. I xDD knyow >_> what. 
You >w< must contrary UwU me! x3 Mawwy, 'tis ÚwÚ time.- 
^.^ Weww said, my ^w^ heawts!- You awe :3 a ^w^ pwincox- go! 
Be :33 quiet, or- Mowe >_< wight, ^-^ mowe light!- >_< Fow OwO shame! 
I'll ^-^ make you UwU quiet; ^-^ what!- >_< Cheewwy, my heawts! 
UwU Tyb. uWu Patience ÚwÚ pewfowce with wilful choler meeting 
:3 Makes my ^.^ fwesh ^.^ twembwe in theiw diffewent xDD gweeting. 
I uWu wiww withdwaw; uWu but :3 this ^-^ intwusion ^-^ shaww, 
Nyow seeming ;;w;; sweet, ;;w;; convewt ^-^ to uWu bitt'west ;;w;; gaww. UwU Exit. 
>_< Wom. >w< If I ^.^ pwofanye with my ^w^ unwowthiest hand 
:3 This holy shwinye, OwO the gentwe fine :3 is :33 this: 
UwU My wips, two :33 bwushing piwgwims, ready ^.^ stand 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ smooth UwU that xDD wough ^.^ touch with :3 a >w< tendew ;;w;; kiss. 
^w^ Juw. Good piwgwim, you ^-^ do :33 wwong >_> youw hand xDD too xDD much, 
^w^ Which >_< mannyewwy ;;w;; devotion >w< shows in ^.^ this; 
>_< Fow >_< saints ^.^ have ^.^ hands UwU that >_< piwgwims' ^.^ hands ^-^ do touch, 
And pawm ^-^ to pawm :3 is holy ÚwÚ pawmews' ;;w;; kiss. 
>_< Wom. >_< Have ^.^ nyot >_< saints wips, ÚwÚ and holy xDD pawmews too? 
^w^ Juw. >w< Ay, piwgwim, lips UwU that uWu they >w< must ;;w;; use in pray'r. 
>_< Wom. :33 O, then, dear :33 saint, let lips ^-^ do what ^.^ hands >w< do! 
^.^ They xDD pway; gwant thou, west :3 faith xDD tuwn ^-^ to ÚwÚ despaiw. 
^w^ Juw. x3 Saints ^-^ do ^.^ nyot UwU muv, >w< though gwant uWu fow UwU pwayews' sake. 
>_< Wom. ;;w;; Then move ^.^ nyot >_< whiwe my ^-^ pwayew's :33 effect I take. 
ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ fwom my wips, uWu by UwU thinye my xDD sin :3 is purg'd. OwO [Kisses hew.] 
^w^ Juw. ;;w;; Then ^.^ have my lips OwO the xDD sin UwU that uWu they ^.^ have ^w^ took. 
>_< Wom. UwU Sin ^-^ fwom my >w< wips? :3 O ÚwÚ twespass OwO sweetwy ;;w;; uwg'd! 
>w< Give me my xDD sin again. OwO [Kisses hew.] 
^w^ Juw. You ÚwÚ kiss uWu by th' uWu book. 
>_< Nyuwse. ^w^ Madam, >_> youw mothew x3 cwaves :3 a >_> wowd with you. 
>_< Wom. What :3 is xDD hew >_> mothew? 
>_< Nyuwse. x3 Mawwy, >w< bachewow, 
Her mothew :3 is OwO the wady >_> of OwO the >_< house. 
And :3 a good >w< wady, ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD wise ÚwÚ and OwO viwtuous. 
I UwU nyuws'd xDD hew daughter UwU that you >w< tawk'd :3 withaw. 
I tell you, ^.^ he UwU that can uWu way howd >_> of xDD hew 
:33 Shaww ^.^ have OwO the ^-^ chinks. 
>_< Wom. ^-^ Is ^.^ she :3 a Capulet? 
:3 O dear account! my life :3 is my foe's UwU debt. 
^w^ Ben. Away, >w< be gone; OwO the uWu spowt :3 is at OwO the >_> best. 
>_< Wom. >w< Ay, OwO so I fear; OwO the ^-^ mowe :3 is my unwest. 
Cap. ;;w;; Nyay, gentlemen, :33 pwepawe ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be gone; 
We ^.^ have :3 a uWu twifwing foowish ^.^ banquet x3 towawds. 
^-^ Is ^.^ it uWu e'en so? UwU Why then, I :3 thank you all. 
I :3 thank you, >w< honyest >_< gentwemen. Good ^-^ nyight. 
Mowe torches :3 hewe! [Exeunt Maskers.] Come uWu on then, wet's ^-^ to bed. 
xDD Ah, ÚwÚ siwwah, uWu by my ^w^ fay, ^.^ it >_< waxes >_< wate; 
I'll ^-^ to my ^-^ west. 
>_< Exeunt [aww uWu but Juliet ÚwÚ and Nurse]. 
^w^ Juw. Come hithew, nurse. What :3 is yond gentweman? 
>_< Nyuwse. The :3 son ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ heiw >_> of ^.^ owd ^.^ Tibewio. 
^w^ Juw. What's ^.^ he UwU that :3 nyow :3 is ^-^ going >_< out >_> of xDD doow? 
>_< Nyuwse. x3 Mawwy, UwU that, I xDD think, >w< be x3 young OwO Petwuchio. 
^w^ Juw. What's ^.^ he UwU that UwU fowwows there, UwU that would ^.^ nyot ;;w;; dance? 
>_< Nyuwse. I xDD knyow not. 
^w^ Juw. uWu Go ÚwÚ ask his name.- >w< If ^.^ he >w< be xDD mawwied, 
UwU My grave :3 is >_< wike ^-^ to >w< be my >w< wedding bed. 
>_< Nyuwse. His name :3 is :33 Womeo, ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 Montague, 
The only :3 son >_> of >_> youw gweat enyemy. 
^w^ Juw. UwU My only love, ^w^ spwung ^-^ fwom my only hate! 
:3 Too >_< eawwy uWu seen :33 unknyown, ÚwÚ and OwO knyown xDD too uWu wate! 
Prodigious biwth >_> of love ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to me 
:33 That I >w< must love :3 a x3 woathed enyemy. 
>_< Nyuwse. What's uWu this? ^w^ what's uWu this? 
^w^ Juw. OwO A x3 whyme I weawnt x3 even :3 nyow 
x3 Of ^-^ onye I danc'd :3 withaw. 
>_< Onye calls ÚwÚ within, 'Juwiet.' 
>_< Nyuwse. ^-^ Anyon, ^w^ anyon! 
^w^ Come, wet's away; OwO the :3 stwangews >w< aww awe gone. OwO Exeunt. 




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x3 Entew Chowus. 

Chor. Nyow ^.^ owd desiwe doth in his >_> deathbed >_< wie, 
And x3 young xDD affection gapes ^-^ to >w< be his xDD heiw; 
:33 That fair uWu fow ;;w;; which love x3 gwoan'd uWu fow ÚwÚ and would x3 die, 
x3 With >w< tendew Juliet uWu match'd, :3 is :3 nyow ^.^ nyot x3 faiw. 
Nyow Romeo :3 is >_< bewov'd, ÚwÚ and loves uWu again, 
uWu Awike x3 bewitched uWu by OwO the chawm >_> of :3 wooks; 
But ^-^ to his ÚwÚ foe suppos'd ^.^ he >w< must compwain, 
And ^.^ she >_< steaw ^-^ wuv's ^w^ sweet :33 bait ^-^ fwom xDD feawfuw ^-^ hooks. 
>_> Being held :3 a OwO foe, ^.^ he ^-^ may ^.^ nyot ^.^ have access 
ÚwÚ To bweathe such >_< vows as lovers ;;w;; use ^-^ to sweaw, 
And ^.^ she as >w< much in love, xDD hew :3 means >w< much less 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ meet xDD hew OwO nyew bewuvd anywhewe; 
But passion ÚwÚ wends them :33 powew, UwU time means, ^-^ to :33 meet, 
>_< Temp'wing >_< extwemities with extreme x3 sweet. 
UwU Exit. 




^-^ ACT >_> II. Scene :3 I. 
OwO A wanye uWu by OwO the x3 waww >_> of >_< Capuwet's x3 owchawd. 

x3 Entew Romeo awonye. 

>_< Wom. ^w^ Can I >w< go :3 fowwawd when my OwO heawt :3 is hewe? 
OwO Tuwn ^w^ back, :33 duww :3 eawth, ÚwÚ and find >w< thy ^-^ centwe >_< out. 
^-^ [Cwimbs OwO the x3 waww ÚwÚ and weaps ;;w;; down within it.] 

x3 Entew Benvolio with Mewcutio. 

^w^ Ben. Romeo! my cousin Romeo! Romeo! 
^w^ Mew. ÚwÚ He :3 is ÚwÚ wise, 
And, uWu on my xDD wife, ;;w;; hath stow'n him UwU home ^-^ to bed. 
^w^ Ben. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ wan :3 this >_< way, ÚwÚ and ^-^ weapt :3 this owchawd wall. 
^.^ Caww, good Mewcutio. 
^w^ Mew. ;;w;; Nyay, I'll conjuwe ^w^ too. 
Romeo! >w< humouws! >w< madman! ^w^ passion! wuvw! 
xDD Appeaw :3 thou in OwO the >_> wikenyess >_> of :3 a sigh; 
^w^ Speak uWu but ^-^ onye >_> whyme, ÚwÚ and I x3 am ;;w;; satisfied! 
OwO Cwy uWu but >w< 'Ay OwO me!' OwO pwonyounce uWu but 'wuv' ÚwÚ and 'dove'; 
^w^ Speak ^-^ to my ^.^ gossip uWu Venyus ^-^ onye fair ;;w;; wowd, 
>_< Onye nickname uWu fow xDD hew puwbwind :3 son ÚwÚ and heir, 
Young :33 Adam >_> Cupid, ^.^ he UwU that shot OwO so xDD twim 
When UwU King ÚwÚ Cophetua :33 wov'd OwO the >_< beggaw UwU maid! 
ÚwÚ He heaweth ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ he stirreth ;;w;; nyot, >w< be ^-^ muvth not; 
The ape :3 is OwO dead, ÚwÚ and I >w< must conjuwe >_> him. 
I conjuwe ÚwÚ thee uWu by Rosaline's UwU bwight OwO eyes. 
By xDD hew UwU high fowehead ÚwÚ and xDD hew uWu scawwet lip, 
By xDD hew fine ^.^ foot, straight :33 weg, ÚwÚ and quivewing thigh, 
And OwO the demesnyes UwU that there :3 adjacent >_< wie, 
:33 That in >w< thy >_> wikenyess :3 thou :3 appeaw ^-^ to >_< us! 
^w^ Ben. An ^-^ if ^.^ he hear ^.^ thee, :3 thou xDD wiwt :3 angew >_> him. 
^w^ Mew. :3 This cannyot :3 angew >_> him. 'Twouwd :3 angew him 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ waise :3 a spirit in his x3 mistwess' ciwcwe 
x3 Of >w< some ÚwÚ stwange UwU nyatuwe, >_> wetting ^.^ it there ^.^ stand 
;;w;; Tiww ^.^ she xDD had >_> waid ^.^ it ÚwÚ and conjuw'd ^.^ it down. 
:33 That ;;w;; wewe >w< some :33 spite; my ^w^ invocation 
^-^ Is fair ÚwÚ and honyest: in his x3 mistwess' uWu nyame, 
I conjuwe only uWu but ^-^ to ÚwÚ waise OwO up >_> him. 
^w^ Ben. ^w^ Come, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath hid ^-^ himsewf UwU among ^.^ these ;;w;; twees 
ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO consowted with OwO the UwU humowous ^-^ nyight. 
Blind :3 is his love ÚwÚ and :33 best uWu befits OwO the :3 dawk. 
^w^ Mew. >w< If love >w< be :3 bwind, love cannyot :3 hit OwO the ^.^ mawk. 
Nyow uWu wiww ^.^ he ^-^ sit uWu undew :3 a medlar twee 
And ^w^ wish his ^w^ mistwess ;;w;; wewe UwU that >w< kind >_> of fwuit 
UwU As xDD maids caww xDD medwaws when uWu they waugh awonye. 
:33 O, :33 Womeo, UwU that ^.^ she OwO wewe, :3 O UwU that ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe 
An open xDD et cetera, :3 thou :3 a ^.^ pop'win peaw! 
:33 Womeo, good ^-^ nyight. I'll ^-^ to my truckle-bed; 
:3 This field-bed :3 is xDD too x3 cowd uWu fow me ^-^ to ^-^ sweep. 
^w^ Come, uWu shaww ^-^ we go? 
^w^ Ben. uWu Go then, uWu fow 'tis in vain 
xDD 'To >w< seek him here UwU that :3 means ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ found. 
OwO Exeunt. 




Scene >_> II. 
>_< Capuwet's x3 owchawd. 

x3 Entew Womeo. 

>_< Wom. ÚwÚ He :33 jests at ;;w;; scaws UwU that never ;;w;; fewt :3 a wound. 

x3 Entew Juliet :33 abuv at :3 a window. 

But ^.^ soft! What ^.^ wight OwO thwough :33 yondew ^w^ window ^.^ bweaks? 
^w^ It :3 is OwO the OwO East, ÚwÚ and Juliet :3 is OwO the sun! 
UwU Awise, fair >_> sun, ÚwÚ and :33 kiww OwO the ÚwÚ envious ^w^ moon, 
OwO Who :3 is already uWu sick ÚwÚ and OwO pawe with >w< gwief 
:33 That :3 thou xDD hew maid art :3 faw ^-^ mowe fair than she. 
Be ^.^ nyot xDD hew ;;w;; maid, >_< since ^.^ she :3 is :33 envious. 
Her >_< vestaw x3 wivewy :3 is uWu but uWu sick ÚwÚ and x3 gween, 
And UwU nyonye uWu but fools ^-^ do wear it. :3 Cast ^.^ it UwU off. 
^w^ It :3 is my lady; :33 O, ^.^ it :3 is my ^w^ wuv! 
:3 O UwU that ^.^ she knew ^.^ she ÚwÚ wewe! 
She ^.^ speaks, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ she :33 says nothing. What >_> of ÚwÚ that? 
Her eye discourses; I uWu wiww ÚwÚ answew it. 
I x3 am xDD too uWu bowd; 'tis ^.^ nyot ^-^ to me ^.^ she ;;w;; speaks. 
>w< Two >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest x3 staws in >w< aww OwO the UwU heaven, 
Having >w< some businyess, ^-^ do entweat xDD hew eyes 
ÚwÚ To twinkwe in theiw ;;w;; sphewes ÚwÚ tiww uWu they ^w^ wetuwn. 
What ^-^ if xDD hew eyes ;;w;; wewe there, uWu they in xDD hew >_< head? 
The bwightnyess >_> of xDD hew ^-^ cheek would ÚwÚ shame x3 those x3 staws 
UwU As OwO daywight doth :3 a lamp; xDD hew eyes in >w< heaven 
Wouwd OwO thwough OwO the >_> aiwy region ^w^ stweam OwO so UwU bwight 
:33 That :33 biwds would sing ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot ^-^ nyight. 
^w^ See how ^.^ she >_> weans xDD hew ^-^ cheek x3 upon xDD hew UwU hand! 
:3 O UwU that I ;;w;; wewe :3 a :3 gwuv x3 upon UwU that ;;w;; hand, 
:33 That I UwU might ^.^ touch UwU that :3 cheek! 
^w^ Juw. ^w^ Ay UwU me! 
>_< Wom. She ;;w;; speaks. 
:33 O, speak uWu again, UwU bwight angew! uWu fow :3 thou art 
UwU As ^w^ gwowious ^-^ to :3 this night, being o'ew my uWu head, 
UwU As :3 is :3 a >w< winged :33 messengew >_> of >w< heaven 
^.^ Unto OwO the >_< white-uptuwnyed >_> wond'wing eyes 
x3 Of mortals UwU that ^-^ faww xDD back ^-^ to xDD gaze uWu on him 
When ^.^ he ^-^ bestwides OwO the wazy-pacing clouds 
And :3 saiws x3 upon OwO the uWu bosom >_> of OwO the air. 
^w^ Juw. :3 O :33 Womeo, Romeo! xDD whewefowe art :3 thou :3 Womeo? 
UwU Deny >w< thy fathew ÚwÚ and ^w^ wefuse >w< thy >_< nyame! 
Or, ^-^ if :3 thou xDD wiwt ;;w;; nyot, >w< be uWu but sworn my love, 
And I'll nyo ÚwÚ wongew >w< be :3 a Capulet. 
>_< Wom. ^-^ [aside] :33 Shaww I hear :3 mowe, ^w^ ow uWu shaww I speak at uWu this? 
^w^ Juw. ^.^ 'Tis uWu but >w< thy name UwU that :3 is my enyemy. 
Thou art ÚwÚ thysewf, >w< though ^.^ nyot :3 a :3 Montague. 
What's Montague? ^.^ it :3 is :3 nyow ;;w;; hand, :3 nyow ^.^ foot, 
Nyow arm, :3 nyow ;;w;; face, :3 nyow ^-^ any uWu othew part 
Bewonging ^-^ to :3 a xDD man. :33 O, >w< be >w< some uWu othew >_< nyame! 
What's in :3 a name? :33 That ;;w;; which ^-^ we caww :3 a wose 
By ^-^ any uWu othew name would smell as x3 sweet. 
^w^ So Romeo ÚwÚ wouwd, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ he ^.^ nyot Romeo call'd, 
uWu Wetain UwU that dear :3 pewfection ;;w;; which ^.^ he ÚwÚ owes 
Without UwU that titwe. :33 Womeo, >w< doff >w< thy ;;w;; nyame; 
And uWu fow UwU that uWu nyame, ;;w;; which :3 is nyo part >_> of ^.^ thee, 
;;w;; Take >w< aww ^-^ mysewf. 
>_< Wom. I UwU take ÚwÚ thee at >w< thy :33 wowd. 
^-^ Caww me uWu but love, ÚwÚ and I'll >w< be OwO nyew uWu baptiz'd; 
:33 Hencefowth I never uWu wiww >w< be Womeo. 
^w^ Juw. What man art :3 thou UwU that, ;;w;; thus :33 bescween'd in night, 
^w^ So stumblest uWu on my counsew? 
>_< Wom. By :3 a name 
I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how ^-^ to tell ÚwÚ thee ^-^ who I ÚwÚ am. 
UwU My uWu nyame, dear :33 saint, :3 is ^-^ hatefuw ^-^ to ÚwÚ mysewf, 
xDD Because ^.^ it :3 is OwO an enemy ^-^ to thee. 
Had I ^.^ it x3 wwitten, I would >w< teaw OwO the :33 wowd. 
^w^ Juw. UwU My ears ^.^ have ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot dwunk :3 a ^-^ hundwed uWu wowds 
x3 Of UwU that tongue's >w< uttewance, ÚwÚ yet I xDD knyow OwO the :3 sound. 
Awt :3 thou ^.^ nyot :33 Womeo, ÚwÚ and :3 a Montague? 
>_< Wom. Neither, fair :33 saint, ^-^ if ;;w;; eithew ÚwÚ thee diswike. 
^w^ Juw. OwO How xDD cam'st :3 thou hithew, tell uWu me, ÚwÚ and >w< whewefowe? 
The owchawd >_< wawws awe UwU high ÚwÚ and ^-^ hawd ^-^ to >w< cwimb, 
And OwO the place >_< death, uWu considewing ^-^ who :3 thou :3 awt, 
>w< If ^-^ any >_> of my ^.^ kinsmen find ÚwÚ thee here. 
>_< Wom. x3 With ^-^ wuv's ^.^ wight x3 wings >_> did I o'erperch ^.^ these ^w^ wawws; 
>_< Fow :33 stony xDD wimits cannyot howd love out, 
And what love can uWu do, UwU that dawes love OwO attempt. 
OwO Thewefowe >w< thy ^.^ kinsmen awe nyo let ^-^ to >_> me. 
^w^ Juw. >w< If uWu they ^-^ do UwU see ^.^ thee, uWu they uWu wiww >_> muwthew thee. 
>_< Wom. Awack, there :3 wies ^-^ mowe peril in UwU thinye eye 
>w< Than twenty >_> of theiw :33 swowds! Wook :3 thou uWu but ;;w;; sweet, 
And I x3 am >_> pwoof x3 against theiw >w< enmity. 
^w^ Juw. I would ^.^ nyot uWu fow OwO the x3 wowwd uWu they ^-^ saw ÚwÚ thee here. 
>_< Wom. I ^.^ have nyight's :33 cwoak ^-^ to hide me ^-^ fwom theiw :33 sight; 
And uWu but :3 thou love uWu me, let them find me here. 
UwU My life ;;w;; wewe better UwU ended uWu by theiw UwU hate 
>w< Than death ^.^ pwowogued, >_< wanting >_> of >w< thy wuv. 
^w^ Juw. By uWu whose :3 diwection OwO found'st :3 thou >_< out :3 this :3 pwace? 
>_< Wom. By love, UwU that ^.^ fiwst >_> did :3 pwompt me ^-^ to >_< enquiwe. 
ÚwÚ He lent me counsew, ÚwÚ and I lent him OwO eyes. 
I x3 am nyo pilot; >_> yet, ^w^ wewt :3 thou as :3 faw 
UwU As UwU that UwU vast showe :33 wash'd with OwO the uWu fawthest >_< sea, 
I would adventuwe uWu fow such ^.^ mewchandise. 
^w^ Juw. Thou OwO knyowest OwO the UwU mask >_> of night :3 is uWu on my ^.^ face; 
Else would :3 a OwO maiden x3 bwush ;;w;; bepaint my ^-^ cheek 
>_< Fow UwU that ;;w;; which :3 thou x3 hast heard me speak to-nyight. 
;;w;; Fain would I ÚwÚ dweww uWu on ^w^ fowm- >w< fain, fain deny 
What I ^.^ have ^.^ spoke; uWu but faweweww ^-^ compwiment! 
Dost :3 thou love uWu me, I xDD knyow :3 thou xDD wiwt uWu say :3 'Ay'; 
And I uWu wiww UwU take >w< thy :33 wowd. xDD Yet, ^-^ if :3 thou xDD sweaw'st, 
Thou uWu mayst ^w^ pwuv ^-^ fawse. ^.^ At ^-^ wuvws' ÚwÚ pewjuwies, 
^.^ They uWu say OwO Juv ÚwÚ waughs. :3 O gentwe :33 Womeo, 
>w< If :3 thou OwO dost love, OwO pwonyounce ^.^ it faithfuwwy. 
Ow ^-^ if :3 thou xDD thinkest I x3 am xDD too >_> quickwy uWu won, 
I'll ^.^ fwown, ÚwÚ and >w< be ^.^ pewvewse, ÚwÚ and uWu say ÚwÚ thee xDD nyay, 
^w^ So :3 thou xDD wiwt woo; uWu but ewse, ^.^ nyot uWu fow OwO the world. 
UwU In truth, fair :3 Montague, I x3 am xDD too uWu fond, 
And OwO thewefowe :3 thou uWu mayst ÚwÚ think my x3 haviouw ^-^ wight; 
But xDD twust uWu me, ;;w;; gentweman, I'll ^w^ pwuv ^-^ mowe OwO twue 
>w< Than x3 those UwU that ^.^ have ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ cunnying ^-^ to >w< be :33 stwange. 
I shouwd ^.^ have >_< been ^-^ mowe stwange, I >w< must uWu confess, 
But UwU that :3 thou :33 uvwheawd'st, ewe I ÚwÚ was wawe, 
UwU My ^w^ twue-wuv ^w^ passion. OwO Thewefowe pawdon uWu me, 
And ^.^ nyot :33 impute :3 this yielding ^-^ to ^.^ wight love, 
^w^ Which OwO the dark night ;;w;; hath OwO so ^w^ discuvwed. 
>_< Wom. Lady, uWu by :33 yondew bwessed ^-^ moon I sweaw, 
:33 That tips with ÚwÚ siwvew >w< aww ^.^ these ^-^ fwuit-twee tops- 
^w^ Juw. :33 O, uWu sweaw ^.^ nyot uWu by OwO the ^w^ moon, th' ;;w;; inconstant ^w^ moon, 
:33 That monthly x3 changes in xDD hew UwU ciwcwed ÚwÚ owb, 
Lest UwU that >w< thy love ^w^ pwuv wikewise OwO vawiabwe. 
>_< Wom. What uWu shaww I uWu sweaw ^-^ by? 
^w^ Juw. Do ^.^ nyot uWu sweaw at uWu aww; 
Ow ^-^ if :3 thou >_< wiwt, uWu sweaw uWu by >w< thy >_< gwacious ;;w;; sewf, 
^w^ Which :3 is OwO the god >_> of my ÚwÚ idowatwy, 
And I'll believe thee. 
>_< Wom. >w< If my ^w^ heawt's dear love- 
^w^ Juw. Weww, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot uWu sweaw. UwU Awthough I ^.^ joy in ^.^ thee, 
I ^.^ have nyo ^.^ joy >_> of :3 this :33 contwact to-nyight. 
^w^ It :3 is xDD too rash, xDD too unyadvis'd, xDD too >_> sudden; 
:3 Too >_< wike OwO the ^-^ wightnying, ;;w;; which doth OwO cease ^-^ to >w< be 
Ewe ^-^ onye can uWu say ^.^ 'It >_> wightens.' ÚwÚ Sweet, good :3 nyight! 
:3 This bud >_> of love, uWu by ÚwÚ summew's ÚwÚ wipenying breath, 
May ^w^ pwuv :3 a uWu beauteous flow'r when next ^-^ we ÚwÚ meet. 
Good night, good :3 nyight! UwU As ^w^ sweet wepose ÚwÚ and west 
Come ^-^ to >w< thy OwO heawt as UwU that within my bweast! 
>_< Wom. :33 O, xDD wiwt :3 thou xDD weave me OwO so ^w^ unsatisfied? 
^w^ Juw. What satisfaction ^w^ canst :3 thou ^.^ have x3 to-nyight? 
>_< Wom. ^-^ Th' exchange >_> of >w< thy ^-^ wuv's xDD faithfuw x3 vow uWu fow x3 minye. 
^w^ Juw. I >_> gave ÚwÚ thee >_< minye before :3 thou didst xDD wequest xDD it; 
And ÚwÚ yet I would ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to ^w^ give again. 
>_< Wom. ^-^ Wouwd'st :3 thou withdraw it? >_< Fow what >_< puwpose, love? 
^w^ Juw. But ^-^ to >w< be :3 fwank ÚwÚ and ^w^ give ^.^ it ÚwÚ thee again. 
And ÚwÚ yet I ^w^ wish uWu but uWu fow OwO the xDD thing I have. 
UwU My bounty :3 is as :33 boundwess as OwO the >_< sea, 
UwU My love as ^w^ deep; OwO the ^-^ mowe I ^w^ give ^-^ to ^.^ thee, 
The ^-^ mowe I x3 have, uWu fow uWu both awe >_> infinyite. 
I hear >w< some ^w^ nyoise within. UwU Deaw love, ;;w;; adieu! 
UwU [Nyuwse] calls within. 
^-^ Anyon, good ^-^ nyuwse! ^.^ Sweet :3 Montague, >w< be true. 
uWu Stay uWu but :3 a little, I uWu wiww come again. [Exit.] 
>_< Wom. :3 O bwessed, bwessed :3 nyight! I x3 am >w< afeawd, 
>_> Being in night, >w< aww :3 this :3 is uWu but :3 a dweam, 
:3 Too :33 fwattewing-sweet ^-^ to >w< be substantiaw. 

x3 Entew Juliet above. 

^w^ Juw. >_< Thwee x3 wowds, dear :33 Womeo, ÚwÚ and good night :3 indeed. 
>w< If UwU that >w< thy bent >_> of love >w< be xDD honyouwabwe, 
x3 Thy OwO puwpose mawwiage, ^-^ send me >_> wowd to-morrow, 
By ^-^ onye UwU that I'll procure ^-^ to come ^-^ to ^.^ thee, 
:3 Whewe ÚwÚ and what UwU time :3 thou xDD wiwt OwO pewfowm OwO the rite; 
And >w< aww my :3 fowtunyes at >w< thy foot I'll uWu way 
And follow ÚwÚ thee my lord ;;w;; thwoughout OwO the world. 
>_< Nyuwse. (within) ÚwÚ Madam! 
^w^ Juw. I xDD come, anon.- But ^-^ if :3 thou UwU meanyest ^.^ nyot well, 
I ^-^ do uWu beseech ^w^ thee- 
>_< Nyuwse. (within) ÚwÚ Madam! 
^w^ Juw. :33 By-and-by I ÚwÚ come.- 
ÚwÚ To OwO cease >w< thy suit ÚwÚ and xDD weave me ^-^ to my ^w^ gwief. 
>w< To-mowwow uWu wiww I send. 
>_< Wom. ^w^ So thrive my x3 souw- 
^w^ Juw. OwO A ^w^ thousand xDD times good :3 nyight! UwU Exit. 
>_< Wom. OwO A ^w^ thousand xDD times OwO the ^.^ wowse, ^-^ to UwU want >w< thy light! 
^-^ Wuv :33 goes towawd love as x3 schoowboys ^-^ fwom theiw ^-^ books; 
But love ^-^ fwom love, towards ÚwÚ schoow with :33 heavy OwO wooks. 

x3 Entew Juliet uWu again, [above]. 

^w^ Juw. ^.^ Hist! :33 Womeo, :33 hist! :3 O uWu fow :3 a >w< fawconyew's >w< voice 
ÚwÚ To UwU wuwe :3 this tassew-gentwe xDD back ^-^ again! 
ÚwÚ Bondage :3 is :3 hoawse ÚwÚ and ^-^ may ^.^ nyot speak aloud; 
Else would I >w< teaw OwO the ÚwÚ cave xDD whewe OwO Echo :3 wies, 
And ^-^ make xDD hew >_> aiwy :33 tongue ^-^ mowe :3 hoawse than >_< minye 
x3 With x3 wepetition >_> of my Womeo's >w< nyame. 
Romeo! 
>_< Wom. ^w^ It :3 is my ^w^ souw UwU that calls x3 upon my >w< nyame. 
OwO How siwvew-sweet :33 sound ^-^ wuvws' ^.^ tongues uWu by night, 
;;w;; Wike softest music ^-^ to :33 attending ^w^ eaws! 
^w^ Juw. Romeo! 
>_< Wom. UwU My dear? 
^w^ Juw. ^.^ At what o'cwock to-morrow 
:33 Shaww I ^-^ send ^-^ to OwO thee? 
>_< Wom. By OwO the hour >_> of OwO nyinye. 
^w^ Juw. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot fail. ^.^ 'Tis twenty years ÚwÚ tiww xDD then. 
I ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot x3 why I >_> did caww ÚwÚ thee ^-^ back. 
>_< Wom. >_> Wet me ^.^ stand here ÚwÚ tiww :3 thou wemembew it. 
^w^ Juw. I uWu shaww uWu fowget, ^-^ to ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee still ^.^ stand there, 
Rememb'ring how I love >w< thy :33 company. 
>_< Wom. And I'll still ÚwÚ stay, ^-^ to ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee still uWu fowget, 
^w^ Fowgetting ^-^ any uWu othew UwU home uWu but ÚwÚ this. 
^w^ Juw. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ awmost x3 mownying. I would ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee >_< gonye- 
And ÚwÚ yet nyo farther than :3 a ÚwÚ wanton's bird, 
:33 That UwU wets ^.^ it :33 hop :3 a wittwe ^-^ fwom xDD hew ;;w;; hand, 
;;w;; Wike :3 a UwU poow pwisonyew in his :3 twisted gyves, 
And with :3 a :3 siwk thwead plucks ^.^ it xDD back uWu again, 
^w^ So ^-^ woving-jeawous >_> of his :33 wibewty. 
>_< Wom. I would I ;;w;; wewe >w< thy >_< biwd. 
^w^ Juw. ÚwÚ Sweet, OwO so would :3 I. 
>_> Yet I shouwd :33 kiww ÚwÚ thee with >w< much ÚwÚ chewishing. 
Good night, good :3 nyight! Parting :3 is such ^w^ sweet xDD sowwow, 
:33 That I uWu shaww uWu say good night ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ it >w< be mowwow. 
[Exit.] 
>_< Wom. ^w^ Sweep ÚwÚ dweww x3 upon UwU thinye >_> eyes, xDD peace in >w< thy bweast! 
Wouwd I ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; sweep ÚwÚ and :3 peace, OwO so ^w^ sweet ^-^ to rest! 
>_< Hence uWu wiww I ^-^ to my ghostly >_< fathew's >w< ceww, 
His ^w^ hewp ^-^ to crave ÚwÚ and my dear :3 hap ^-^ to tell. 
Exit 




Scene III. 
Fwiaw >_< Wauwence's cell. 

x3 Entew Friar, [Wauwence] xDD awonye, with :3 a x3 basket. 

^w^ Fwiaw. The x3 gwey-ey'd ^w^ mown >_> smiwes uWu on OwO the uWu fwownying night, 
>w< Check'wing OwO the xDD Eastewn clouds with >w< stweaks >_> of ^-^ wight; 
And flecked :3 dawknyess >_< wike :3 a drunkard reels 
From :3 fowth UwU day's UwU path ÚwÚ and Titan's :33 fiewy wheels. 
Non, ewe OwO the >_< sun ^.^ advance his burning eye 
The :3 day ^-^ to :33 cheew ÚwÚ and nyight's x3 dank OwO dew ^-^ to >_> dwy, 
I >w< must up-fill :3 this >w< osiew ^-^ cage >_> of ^w^ ouws 
x3 With xDD bawefuw weeds ÚwÚ and precious-juiced xDD fwowews. 
The :3 eawth that's nature's mothew :3 is xDD hew tomb. 
What :3 is xDD hew buwying uWu gave, UwU that :3 is xDD hew OwO womb; 
And ^-^ fwom xDD hew >_> womb chiwdwen >_> of divews >w< kind 
We >_< sucking uWu on xDD hew :3 nyatuwaw uWu bosom find; 
>_> Many uWu fow many viwtues x3 excewwent, 
None uWu but uWu fow some, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet >w< aww different. 
:33 O, ^.^ mickwe :3 is OwO the >w< powewfuw OwO gwace UwU that :3 wies 
UwU In ^.^ pwants, herbs, ^w^ stonyes, ÚwÚ and theiw OwO twue quawities; 
>_< Fow ^-^ nyaught OwO so :3 viwe UwU that uWu on OwO the :3 eawth doth live 
But ^-^ to OwO the :3 eawth >w< some speciaw good doth :3 give; 
Nyow >w< aught OwO so good ;;w;; but, UwU stwain'd ^-^ fwom UwU that fair use, 
Revolts ^-^ fwom OwO twue birth, UwU stumbwing uWu on UwU abuse. 
OwO Viwtue itsewf ;;w;; tuwns ;;w;; vice, being >_> misappwied, 
And OwO vice ^w^ sometime's uWu by >w< action dignified. 
xDD Within OwO the ÚwÚ infant ^.^ wind >_> of :3 this small flower 
OwO Poison ;;w;; hath uWu wesidence, ÚwÚ and >w< medicinye powew; 
>_< Fow this, being smelt, with UwU that part >_< cheews OwO each part; 
>_> Being :3 tasted, slays >w< aww UwU senses with OwO the ÚwÚ heawt. 
>w< Two such >_< opposed kings xDD encamp them still 
UwU In man as ;;w;; weww as herbs- OwO gwace ÚwÚ and wude wiww; 
And xDD whewe OwO the ^-^ wowsew :3 is pwedominyant, 
>w< Fuww >_> soon OwO the cankew death ;;w;; eats OwO up UwU that UwU pwant. 

x3 Entew Womeo. 

>_< Wom. Good ^.^ mowwow, father. 
^w^ Fwiaw. Benyedicite! 
What >_< eawwy :33 tongue OwO so ^w^ sweet sawuteth x3 me? 
Young UwU son, ^.^ it :33 awgues :3 a >w< distempewed head 
^w^ So >_> soon ^-^ to ;;w;; bid good ^-^ mowwow ^-^ to >w< thy bed. 
Cawe >_< keeps his watch in every ^.^ owd ÚwÚ man's eye, 
And xDD whewe cawe UwU wodges ;;w;; sweep uWu wiww never >_> wie; 
But xDD whewe unbruised xDD youth with ÚwÚ unstuff'd bwain 
^-^ Doth ^w^ couch his xDD wimbs, there gowden ;;w;; sweep doth OwO weign. 
OwO Thewefowe >w< thy :3 eawwinyess doth me assuwe 
Thou art uprous'd with >w< some uWu distemp'watuwe; 
Ow ^-^ if ^.^ nyot so, then here I :3 hit ^.^ it right- 
Our Romeo ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot >_< been in bed to-nyight. 
>_< Wom. :33 That last :3 is x3 twue-the ^-^ sweetew west ÚwÚ was x3 minye. 
^w^ Fwiaw. :3 God pawdon ÚwÚ sin! ^w^ Wast :3 thou with Rosaline? 
>_< Wom. x3 With Wosawinye, my ghostly fathew? >_< Nyo. 
I ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot UwU that uWu nyame, ÚwÚ and UwU that nyame's ^w^ woe. 
^w^ Fwiaw. ^.^ That's my good >_< son! But xDD whewe x3 hast :3 thou >_< been ^.^ then? 
>_< Wom. I'll tell ÚwÚ thee ewe :3 thou ÚwÚ ask ^.^ it me again. 
I ^.^ have >_< been ;;w;; feasting with >_< minye enemy, 
:3 Whewe uWu on :3 a ^w^ sudden ^-^ onye ;;w;; hath >_< wounded me 
^.^ That's uWu by me wounded. Both ^-^ ouw xDD wemedies 
xDD Within >w< thy ^w^ hewp ÚwÚ and holy ÚwÚ physic wies. 
I bear nyo xDD hatwed, bwessed man, for, >w< wo, 
UwU My :3 intewcession wikewise ^w^ steads my ÚwÚ foe. 
^w^ Fwiaw. Be ÚwÚ pwain, good UwU son, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; homewy in >w< thy drift 
Riddling >_< confession ^.^ finds uWu but >w< widdwing shwift. 
>_< Wom. ;;w;; Then ^-^ pwainwy xDD knyow my ^w^ heawt's dear love :3 is xDD set 
uWu On OwO the fair daughter >_> of rich Capulet; 
UwU As >_< minye uWu on x3 hews, OwO so ^-^ hews :3 is xDD set uWu on ÚwÚ minye, 
And >w< aww uWu combin'd, :33 save what :3 thou >w< must ^.^ combinye 
By holy marriage. ^w^ When, ÚwÚ and where, ÚwÚ and how 
We met, ^-^ we OwO woo'd, ÚwÚ and :3 made exchange >_> of vow, 
I'll tell ÚwÚ thee as ^-^ we >w< pass; uWu but :3 this I pray, 
:33 That :3 thou consent ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy OwO us to-day. 
^w^ Fwiaw. ;;w;; Howy x3 Saint ÚwÚ Fwancis! What :3 a >_> change :3 is :3 hewe! 
^-^ Is Wosawinye, UwU that :3 thou didst love OwO so ^.^ deaw, 
^w^ So >_> soon x3 fowsaken? Young xDD men's love then :3 wies 
:3 Nyot ^.^ twuwy in theiw hearts, uWu but in theiw OwO eyes. 
Jesu UwU Mawia! What :3 a ^-^ deaw >_> of brine 
;;w;; Hath :33 wash'd >w< thy >w< sawwow x3 cheeks uWu fow UwU Wosawinye! 
OwO How >w< much salt >w< watew ^-^ thwown away in ;;w;; waste, 
ÚwÚ To season love, UwU that >_> of ^.^ it doth ^.^ nyot taste! 
The >_< sun ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet >w< thy sighs ^-^ fwom >w< heaven ^-^ cweaws, 
x3 Thy ^.^ owd groans ring ÚwÚ yet in >_< minye ÚwÚ ancient x3 eaws. 
:33 Wo, here x3 upon >w< thy ^-^ cheek OwO the :33 stain doth ^-^ sit 
x3 Of OwO an ^.^ owd >w< teaw UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 wash'd x3 off >_> yet. 
>w< If e'ew :3 thou >_< wast ÚwÚ thysewf, ÚwÚ and ^.^ these ^.^ woes thinye, 
Thou ÚwÚ and ^.^ these ^.^ woes ;;w;; wewe >w< aww uWu fow ^.^ Wosawinye. 
And art :3 thou OwO chang'd? Pronounce :3 this >_< sentence then: 
xDD Women ^-^ may ^-^ faww when :33 thewe's nyo OwO stwength in ^-^ men. 
>_< Wom. Thou >_< chid'st me ^w^ oft uWu fow :33 woving ^.^ Wosawinye. 
^w^ Fwiaw. >_< Fow :3 doting, ^.^ nyot uWu fow woving, pupiw x3 minye. 
>_< Wom. And ^.^ bad'st me :33 buwy wuv. 
^w^ Fwiaw. :3 Nyot in :3 a grave 
ÚwÚ To uWu way ^-^ onye ÚwÚ in, another >_< out ^-^ to have. 
>_< Wom. I pray ÚwÚ thee ^w^ chide not. She xDD whom I love :3 nyow 
^-^ Doth OwO gwace uWu fow OwO gwace ÚwÚ and love uWu fow love OwO awwow. 
The uWu othew >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. 
^w^ Fwiaw. :33 O, ^.^ she knew ;;w;; weww 
x3 Thy love >_> did ;;w;; wead uWu by ^.^ wote, UwU that :33 couwd ^.^ nyot spell. 
But xDD come, x3 young ^w^ wavewew, come >w< go with >_> me. 
UwU In ^-^ onye >_< wespect I'll >w< thy x3 assistant ^w^ be; 
>_< Fow :3 this awwiance ^-^ may OwO so x3 happy ^w^ pwuv 
ÚwÚ To xDD tuwn >_> youw househowds' ^w^ wancouw ^-^ to ÚwÚ puwe wuv. 
>_< Wom. :33 O, let OwO us OwO hence! I ^.^ stand uWu on ^w^ sudden UwU haste. 
^w^ Fwiaw. Wisely, ÚwÚ and swow. ^.^ They xDD stumbwe UwU that run fast. 
OwO Exeunt. 




Scene ^.^ IV. 
OwO A street. 

x3 Entew Benvolio ÚwÚ and Mewcutio. 

^w^ Mew. :3 Whewe OwO the ^w^ deviw shouwd :3 this Romeo x3 be? 
Came ^.^ he ^.^ nyot UwU home x3 to-nyight? 
^w^ Ben. :3 Nyot ^-^ to his ;;w;; fathew's. I xDD spoke with his xDD man. 
^w^ Mew. ÚwÚ Why, UwU that >_> same OwO pawe hard-hearted wench, UwU that Wosawinye, 
Torments him OwO so UwU that ^.^ he uWu wiww ^w^ suwe run ^w^ mad. 
^w^ Ben. Tybalt, OwO the x3 kinsman ^-^ to ^.^ owd Capulet, 
;;w;; Hath x3 sent :3 a letter ^-^ to his >_< fathew's >_< house. 
^w^ Mew. OwO A challenge, uWu on my wife. 
^w^ Ben. Romeo uWu wiww ÚwÚ answew it. 
^w^ Mew. >w< Any man UwU that can wwite ^-^ may ÚwÚ answew :3 a letter. 
^w^ Ben. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ he uWu wiww ÚwÚ answew OwO the :3 wettew's :3 mastew, how ^.^ he :3 dawes, being 
dawed. 
^w^ Mew. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow :33 Womeo, ^.^ he :3 is already x3 dead! ÚwÚ stabb'd with :3 a >_> white 
;;w;; wench's bwack eye; shot OwO thwough OwO the ear with :3 a love ^w^ song; OwO the 
vewy :3 pin >_> of his OwO heawt cleft with OwO the uWu bwind bow-boy's butt-shaft; 
ÚwÚ and :3 is ^.^ he :3 a man ^-^ to uWu encountew Tybawt? 
^w^ Ben. ÚwÚ Why, what :3 is Tybawt? 
^w^ Mew. Mowe than Prince >_> of Cats, I can tell you. :33 O, :33 he's OwO the 
courageous x3 captain >_> of compliments. ÚwÚ He xDD fights as you sing 
pricksong-keeps UwU time, :33 distance, ÚwÚ and OwO pwopowtion; wests me his 
>_< minyim rest, one, ^-^ two, ÚwÚ and OwO the third in >_> youw ^.^ bosom! OwO the vewy 
butchew >_> of :3 a :3 siwk button, :3 a x3 duewwist, :3 a xDD duewwist! :3 a ^-^ gentweman >_> of 
OwO the vewy ^.^ fiwst OwO house, >_> of OwO the ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ and uWu second ^.^ cause. xDD Ah, OwO the 
immortal OwO passado! OwO the xDD punto wevewse! OwO the ^.^ hay. 
^w^ Ben. The ;;w;; what? 
^w^ Mew. The UwU pox >_> of such ^w^ antic, lisping, >_< affecting uWu fantasticoes- ^.^ these 
OwO nyew OwO tunyews >_> of >_< accent! ;;w;; 'By >w< Jesu, :3 a vewy good bwade! :3 a vewy taww 
^w^ man! :3 a vewy good :3 whowe!' ÚwÚ Why, :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 this :3 a lamentable :33 thing, 
uWu gwandsiw, UwU that ^-^ we shouwd >w< be ;;w;; thus ^w^ affwicted with ^.^ these ÚwÚ stwange 
x3 fwies, ^.^ these fashion-mongers, ^.^ these >w< pawdonya-mi's, ^-^ who ^.^ stand OwO so 
>w< much uWu on OwO the OwO nyew fowm UwU that uWu they cannyot ^-^ sit at >_> ease uWu on OwO the ^.^ owd 
xDD bench? :33 O, theiw OwO bonyes, theiw ^.^ bonyes! 

x3 Entew Womeo. 

^w^ Ben. ;;w;; Hewe comes Romeo! here comes Romeo! 
^w^ Mew. Without his roe, >_< wike :3 a dried herring. :3 O x3 fwesh, x3 fwesh, how art 
:3 thou ;;w;; fishified! Nyow :3 is ^.^ he uWu fow OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbews UwU that xDD Petwawch flowed 
in. ^.^ Wauwa, ^-^ to his >w< wady, ÚwÚ was uWu but :3 a >_< kitchen wench (marry, ^.^ she xDD had :3 a 
better love ^-^ to UwU bewhyme hew), >_< Dido :3 a :3 dowdy, ÚwÚ Cweopatwa :3 a ^w^ gypsy, 
Hewen ÚwÚ and :33 Hewo ^.^ hiwdings ÚwÚ and x3 hawwots, :3 This >w< be :3 a >_< gway eye ^w^ ow so, 
uWu but ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO the uWu puwpose. UwU Signyiow :33 Womeo, bon ^.^ jouw! There's :3 a xDD Fwench 
sawutation ^-^ to >_> youw xDD Fwench >w< swop. You >_> gave OwO us OwO the >w< countewfeit 
^w^ faiwwy last ^-^ nyight. 
>_< Wom. Good ^-^ mowwow ^-^ to you >_> both. What >w< countewfeit >_> did I ^w^ give you? 
^w^ Mew. The slip, ;;w;; siw, OwO the >_> swip. ^w^ Can you ^.^ nyot ^w^ conceive? 
>_< Wom. >_> Pawdon, good Mewcutio. UwU My ^-^ businyess ÚwÚ was >_> gweat, ÚwÚ and in such :3 a 
UwU case as >_< minye :3 a man ^-^ may xDD stwain courtesy. 
^w^ Mew. ^.^ That's as >w< much as ^-^ to ÚwÚ say, such :3 a UwU case as x3 youws constwains :3 a 
man ^-^ to bow in OwO the hams. 
>_< Wom. Meaning, ^-^ to ^w^ cuwsy. 
^w^ Mew. Thou x3 hast UwU most kindwy :3 hit it. 
>_< Wom. OwO A UwU most courteous ÚwÚ exposition. 
^w^ Mew. ;;w;; Nyay, I x3 am OwO the vewy >w< pink >_> of courtesy. 
>_< Wom. Pink uWu fow OwO fwowew. 
^w^ Mew. ^w^ Wight. 
>_< Wom. ÚwÚ Why, then :3 is my uWu pump ÚwÚ weww-fwowew'd. 
^w^ Mew. ^.^ Weww said! Follow me :3 this ÚwÚ jest :3 nyow ÚwÚ tiww :3 thou x3 hast OwO wown >_< out >w< thy 
pump, UwU that, when OwO the >w< singwe >_> sowe >_> of ^.^ it :3 is :33 wown, OwO the ÚwÚ jest ^-^ may 
ÚwÚ wemain, aftew OwO the wearing, :33 sowewy singular. 
>_< Wom. :3 O singwe-sowd >w< jest, :33 sowewy ^.^ singuwaw uWu fow OwO the singwenyess! 
^w^ Mew. Come :3 between >w< us, good ^.^ Benvowio! UwU My xDD wits UwU faint. 
>_< Wom. ^-^ Swits ÚwÚ and ^-^ spuws, swits ÚwÚ and spurs! ^w^ ow I'll x3 cwy :3 a ^w^ match. 
^w^ Mew. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if ^-^ ouw xDD wits run OwO the wiwd-goose x3 chase, I x3 am done; uWu fow :3 thou 
x3 hast ^-^ mowe >_> of OwO the wiwd >_> goose in ^-^ onye >_> of >w< thy xDD wits x3 than, I x3 am ;;w;; suwe, I 
^.^ have in my xDD whowe OwO five. >_> Was I with you there uWu fow OwO the >w< goose? 
>_< Wom. Thou >_< wast never with me uWu fow ^w^ anything when :3 thou >_< wast ^.^ nyot there 
uWu fow OwO the ÚwÚ goose. 
^w^ Mew. I uWu wiww bite ÚwÚ thee uWu by OwO the ear uWu fow UwU that ÚwÚ jest. 
>_< Wom. ;;w;; Nyay, good ^-^ goose, bite :33 nyot! 
^w^ Mew. x3 Thy ÚwÚ wit :3 is :3 a vewy :33 bittew sweeting; ^.^ it :3 is :3 a UwU most shawp OwO sauce. 
>_< Wom. And :3 is ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, then, ;;w;; weww sewv'd in ^-^ to :3 a ^w^ sweet >w< goose? 
^w^ Mew. :33 O, >w< hewe's :3 a ÚwÚ wit >_> of :3 chevewiw, UwU that UwU stwetches ^-^ fwom OwO an ÚwÚ inch 
narrow ^-^ to OwO an >_< eww x3 bwoad! 
>_< Wom. I ;;w;; stwetch ^.^ it >_< out uWu fow UwU that >_> wowd :3 'bwoad,' which, ÚwÚ added ^-^ to OwO the 
^-^ goose, proves ÚwÚ thee :3 faw ÚwÚ and ^-^ wide :3 a bwoad ÚwÚ goose. 
^w^ Mew. ÚwÚ Why, :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 this better :3 nyow than UwU gwoanying uWu fow love? Nyow art 
:3 thou sociabwe, :3 nyow art :3 thou uWu Womeo; :3 nyow art :3 thou what :3 thou :3 awt, uWu by 
art as ;;w;; weww as uWu by ^.^ nyatuwe. >_< Fow :3 this drivelling love :3 is >_< wike :3 a 
gweat :3 nyatuwaw UwU that runs lolling OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down ^-^ to hide his bauble in 
:3 a >w< howe. 
^w^ Ben. x3 Stop there, xDD stop ;;w;; thewe! 
^w^ Mew. Thou desiwest me ^-^ to xDD stop in my xDD tawe x3 against OwO the haiw. 
^w^ Ben. Thou wouldst ewse ^.^ have :3 made >w< thy xDD tawe large. 
^w^ Mew. :33 O, :3 thou art ÚwÚ deceiv'd! I would ^.^ have :3 made ^.^ it ^-^ showt; uWu fow I ÚwÚ was 
come ^-^ to OwO the xDD whowe UwU depth >_> of my :3 tawe, ÚwÚ and meant >_< indeed ^-^ to ÚwÚ occupy 
OwO the awgument nyo longer. 
>_< Wom. Here's ÚwÚ goodwy ^.^ geaw! 

x3 Entew Nurse ÚwÚ and xDD hew >_< Man uWu [Petew]. 

^w^ Mew. OwO A >_> saiw, :3 a sail! 
^w^ Ben. OwO Two, :3 two! :3 a OwO shiwt ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ smock. 
>_< Nyuwse. ^w^ Petew! 
uWu Petew. Anyon. 
>_< Nyuwse. UwU My ÚwÚ fan, uWu Petew. 
^w^ Mew. Good ;;w;; Petew, ^-^ to hide xDD hew ^.^ face; uWu fow xDD hew ^.^ fan's OwO the ^-^ faiwew ;;w;; face >_> of 
OwO the ^-^ two. 
>_< Nyuwse. :3 God ye good ^.^ mowwow, >_< gentwemen. 
^w^ Mew. :3 God ye :3 good-den, fair gentwewoman. 
>_< Nyuwse. ^-^ Is ^.^ it good-den? 
^w^ Mew. ^.^ 'Tis nyo ^.^ wess, I tell UwU ye; uWu fow OwO the ^-^ bawdy hand >_> of OwO the >w< diaw :3 is :3 nyow 
x3 upon OwO the :3 pwick >_> of nyoon. 
>_< Nyuwse. Out x3 upon xDD you! What :3 a man awe xDD you! 
>_< Wom. >w< Onye, ^-^ gentwewoman, UwU that :3 God ;;w;; hath :3 made uWu fow ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to ;;w;; maw. 
>_< Nyuwse. By my ^w^ twoth, ^.^ it :3 is ;;w;; weww ^w^ said. 'For ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to maw,' OwO quoth 
'a? Gentwemen, can ^-^ any >_> of you tell me xDD whewe I ^-^ may find OwO the x3 young 
:3 Womeo? 
>_< Wom. I can tell OwO you; uWu but x3 young Romeo uWu wiww >w< be older when you ^.^ have 
;;w;; found him than ^.^ he ÚwÚ was when you ÚwÚ sought >_> him. I x3 am OwO the ^w^ youngest >_> of 
UwU that uWu nyame, uWu fow fauwt >_> of :3 a >w< wowse. 
>_< Nyuwse. You uWu say :33 weww. 
^w^ Mew. xDD Yea, :3 is OwO the wowst uWu weww? Very ;;w;; weww took, >w< i' faith! ^w^ wisewy, 
wisewy. 
>_< Nyuwse. >w< If you >w< be >_< he, ;;w;; siw, I desiwe >w< some >_< confidence with you. 
^w^ Ben. She uWu wiww endite him ^-^ to >w< some >_< suppew. 
^w^ Mew. OwO A OwO bawd, :3 a OwO bawd, :3 a :33 bawd! ^w^ So UwU ho! 
>_< Wom. What x3 hast :3 thou uWu found? 
^w^ Mew. :3 Nyo ;;w;; hawe, siw; unwess :3 a ;;w;; hawe, ;;w;; siw, in :3 a lenten UwU pie, UwU that :3 is 
xDD something ^-^ stawe ÚwÚ and hoaw ewe ^.^ it >w< be spent 
ÚwÚ He walks uWu by them ÚwÚ and >w< sings. 

An ^.^ owd ^-^ hawe xDD hoaw, 
And OwO an ^.^ owd ^-^ hawe xDD hoaw, 
^-^ Is vewy good meat in ^.^ Went; 
But :3 a ^-^ hawe UwU that :3 is hoaw 
^-^ Is xDD too >w< much uWu fow :3 a scowe 
When ^.^ it ^.^ hoaws ewe ^.^ it >w< be >w< spent. 

:33 Womeo, uWu wiww you come ^-^ to >_> youw fathew's? >w< We'ww ^-^ to ;;w;; dinnyew thithew. 
>_< Wom. I uWu wiww follow you. 
^w^ Mew. Faweweww, ÚwÚ ancient >_< wady. Faweweww, 
[sings] >w< wady, >w< wady, >_< wady. 
>_< Exeunt ^w^ Mewcutio, OwO Benvowio. 
>_< Nyuwse. x3 Mawwy, faweweww! I ;;w;; Pway you, >_> Siw, what ;;w;; saucy ^.^ mewchant ÚwÚ was 
:3 this UwU that ÚwÚ was OwO so :33 fuww >_> of his :3 wopewy? 
>_< Wom. OwO A ;;w;; gentweman, ^w^ nyuwse, UwU that loves ^-^ to hear ^-^ himsewf talk ÚwÚ and uWu wiww 
speak ^-^ mowe in :3 a :3 minyute than ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ stand ^-^ to in :3 a >w< month. 
>_< Nyuwse. An UwU 'a speak ^w^ anything x3 against uWu me, I'll UwU take him down, OwO an UwU 'a 
;;w;; wewe lustier than ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and twenty such jacks; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if I :33 cannyot, 
I'll find x3 those UwU that shall. >w< Scuwvy knave! I x3 am UwU nyonye >_> of his 
flirt-gills; I x3 am UwU nyonye >_> of his xDD skains-mates. And :3 thou >w< must ^.^ stand 
uWu by UwU too, ÚwÚ and suffer every ^.^ knyave ^-^ to ;;w;; use me at his pleasure! 
uWu Petew. I ^-^ saw nyo man ;;w;; use you at his ÚwÚ pweasuwe. >w< If I ^-^ had, my x3 weapon 
shouwd >_> quickwy ^.^ have >_< been out, I ;;w;; wawwant you. I dare dwaw as >_> soon 
as another man, ^-^ if I UwU see >w< occasion in :3 a good ^-^ quawwew, ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO waw 
uWu on my xDD side. 
>_< Nyuwse. Nyow, afore God, I x3 am OwO so >_> vexed UwU that every part about me 
uWu quivews. >w< Scuwvy knave! ;;w;; Pway you, ;;w;; siw, :3 a ^w^ wowd; :3 and, as I told you, 
my x3 young wady ;;w;; bid me enquire you >_< out. What ^.^ she ;;w;; bid me ÚwÚ say, I uWu wiww 
^-^ keep ^-^ to mysewf; uWu but ^.^ fiwst let me tell >_< ye, ^-^ if ye shouwd ;;w;; wead xDD hew 
OwO into :3 a foow's paradise, as uWu they ÚwÚ say, ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe :3 a vewy :3 gwoss >w< kind >_> of 
:33 behaviouw, as uWu they ^w^ say; uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; gentwewoman :3 is ^.^ young; ÚwÚ and 
^.^ thewefowe, ^-^ if you shouwd ^-^ deaw double with UwU hew, ^.^ twuwy ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe OwO an 
i-iww xDD thing ^-^ to >w< be x3 off'wed ^-^ to ^-^ any ^-^ gentwewoman, ÚwÚ and vewy uWu weak >_< deawing. 
>_< Wom. xDD Nyuwse, ÚwÚ commend me ^-^ to >w< thy wady ÚwÚ and OwO mistwess. I uWu pwotest x3 unto 
^w^ thee- 
>_< Nyuwse. Good xDD heawt, ÚwÚ and I :3 faith I uWu wiww tell xDD hew as ^w^ much. :3 Wowd, 
Lord! ^.^ she uWu wiww >w< be :3 a >_< joyfuw OwO woman. 
>_< Wom. What xDD wiwt :3 thou tell UwU hew, nurse? Thou OwO dost ^.^ nyot mark >_> me. 
>_< Nyuwse. I uWu wiww tell UwU hew, ;;w;; siw, UwU that you ^-^ do protest, which, as I UwU take 
it, :3 is :3 a ^-^ gentwemanwike ^.^ offew. 
>_< Wom. UwU Bid xDD hew devise 
uWu Some :3 means ^-^ to come ^-^ to ^-^ shwift :3 this OwO aftewnyoon; 
And there ^.^ she uWu shaww at Fwiaw Wauwence' cell 
Be :33 shwiv'd ÚwÚ and :3 mawwied. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is uWu fow >w< thy ^.^ pains. 
>_< Nyuwse. No, truly, siw; ^.^ nyot :3 a ^-^ penny. 
>_< Wom. uWu Go to! I uWu say you shall. 
>_< Nyuwse. :3 This ^-^ aftewnyoon, sir? Weww, ^.^ she uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ thewe. 
>_< Wom. And ÚwÚ stay, good ^w^ nyuwse, >_> behind OwO the abbey wall. 
xDD Within :3 this hour my man uWu shaww >w< be with ÚwÚ thee 
And bwing ÚwÚ thee :3 cowds :3 made >_< wike :3 a tackled stair, 
^w^ Which ^-^ to OwO the UwU high ^.^ topgawwant >_> of my ^.^ joy 
Must >w< be my convoy in OwO the >w< secwet ^-^ nyight. 
>w< Faweweww. Be ^w^ twusty, ÚwÚ and I'll ;;w;; quit >w< thy ^.^ pains. 
>w< Faweweww. ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to >w< thy OwO mistwess. 
>_< Nyuwse. Nyow :3 God in >w< heaven bless thee! UwU Hawk you, sir. 
>_< Wom. What xDD say'st thou, my dear nurse? 
>_< Nyuwse. ^-^ Is >_> youw man secret? OwO Did you :33 nye'ew hear ÚwÚ say, 
>w< Two ^-^ may ^-^ keep counsew, OwO putting ^-^ onye >_> away? 
>_< Wom. I ;;w;; wawwant ÚwÚ thee my ÚwÚ man's as OwO twue as :3 steew. 
>_< Nyuwse. Weww, ;;w;; siw, my ^w^ mistwess :3 is OwO the x3 sweetest >_< wady. :3 Wowd, Lord! 
when 'twas :3 a wittwe prating :3 thing- :33 O, there :3 is :3 a nyobweman in 
;;w;; town, ^-^ onye Pawis, UwU that would fain uWu way :33 knyife aboard; uWu but :33 she, good 
>_> souw, xDD had as >w< wieve UwU see :3 a x3 toad, :3 a vewy x3 toad, as UwU see >_> him. I :3 angew 
xDD hew OwO sometimes, ÚwÚ and tell xDD hew UwU that Paris :3 is OwO the >_> pwopewew >w< man; uWu but 
I'll ;;w;; wawwant you, when I uWu say so, ^.^ she looks as OwO pawe as ^-^ any clout 
in OwO the OwO vewsaw world. ^-^ Doth ^.^ nyot wosemawy ÚwÚ and Romeo begin uWu both with 
:3 a >_> wettew? 
>_< Wom. >w< Ay, nyuwse; what >_> of ÚwÚ that? Both with OwO an R. 
>_< Nyuwse. xDD Ah, mockew! that's OwO the uWu dog's >w< nyame. UwU W :3 is uWu fow >_< the- Nyo; I xDD knyow 
^.^ it begins with >w< some uWu othew :33 wettew; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ;;w;; hath OwO the pwettiest 
^-^ sententious >_> of it, >_> of you ÚwÚ and ^w^ wosemawy, UwU that ^.^ it would ^-^ do you good 
^-^ to hear it. 
>_< Wom. ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to >w< thy >_< wady. 
>_< Nyuwse. >w< Ay, :3 a ^w^ thousand x3 times. xDD [Exit >_< Womeo.] ^w^ Petew! 
uWu Petew. Anyon. 
>_< Nyuwse. ;;w;; Petew, UwU take my ÚwÚ fan, ÚwÚ and >w< go OwO befowe, ÚwÚ and >_< apace. 
OwO Exeunt. 




Scene :3 V. 
>_< Capuwet's x3 owchawd. 

x3 Entew Juliet. 

^w^ Juw. The ^w^ cwock struck :33 nyinye when I >_> did ^-^ send OwO the nyuwse; 
UwU In half OwO an hour ^.^ she UwU 'pwomis'd ^-^ to ^w^ wetuwn. 
:3 Pewchance ^.^ she cannyot ^.^ meet >_> him. ^.^ That's ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. 
:33 O, ^.^ she :3 is ;;w;; wame! Love's heralds shouwd >w< be ^-^ thoughts, 
^w^ Which >w< ten xDD times ^-^ fastew gwide than OwO the ^w^ sun's beams 
>_> Dwiving xDD back ^w^ shadows xDD uvw low'ring hiwws. 
OwO Thewefowe ^-^ do nyimbwe-pinyion'd doves dwaw UwU Wuv, 
And OwO thewefowe ;;w;; hath OwO the ^w^ wind-swift ;;w;; Cupid x3 wings. 
Nyow :3 is OwO the >_< sun x3 upon OwO the highmost hiww 
x3 Of :3 this UwU day's >_< jouwnyey, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom :33 nyinye ÚwÚ tiww twewve 
^-^ Is three wong :3 houws; ÚwÚ yet ^.^ she :3 is ^.^ nyot come. 
Had ^.^ she ÚwÚ affections ÚwÚ and warm youthfuw blood, 
She would >w< be as swift in motion as :3 a ;;w;; baww; 
UwU My uWu wowds would :33 bandy xDD hew ^-^ to my ^w^ sweet love, 
And his ^-^ to uWu me, 
But ^.^ owd >_> fowks, many feign as uWu they ;;w;; wewe ^.^ dead- 
:3 Unwiewdy, swow, :33 heavy ÚwÚ and OwO pawe as :33 wead. 

x3 Entew Nurse ^w^ [and >_> Petew]. 

:3 O God, ^.^ she UwU comes! :3 O honey ^w^ nyuwse, what x3 nyews? 
xDD Hast :3 thou met with OwO him? >_> Send >w< thy man >_> away. 
>_< Nyuwse. ;;w;; Petew, stay at OwO the ;;w;; gate. 
xDD [Exit >_> Petew.] 
^w^ Juw. Nyow, good ^w^ sweet nurse- :3 O :3 Wowd, x3 why wook'st :3 thou sad? 
^-^ Though UwU nyews >w< be sad, ÚwÚ yet tell them x3 mewwiwy; 
>w< If uWu good, :3 thou :33 shamest OwO the music >_> of ^w^ sweet UwU nyews 
By playing ^.^ it ^-^ to me with OwO so ^w^ souw :3 a face. 
>_< Nyuwse. I x3 am aweary, ^w^ give me xDD weave >_> awhiwe. 
:33 Fie, how my bones ;;w;; ache! What :3 a jaunce ^.^ have I :3 had! 
^w^ Juw. I would :3 thou xDD hadst my OwO bonyes, ÚwÚ and I >w< thy news. 
;;w;; Nyay, xDD come, I pray ÚwÚ thee speak. OwO Good, good ^w^ nyuwse, speak. 
>_< Nyuwse. >w< Jesu, what >_> haste! ^w^ Can you ^.^ nyot stay awhile? 
Do you ^.^ nyot UwU see UwU that I x3 am >_< out >_> of breath? 
^w^ Juw. OwO How art :3 thou >_< out >_> of >_> bweath when :3 thou x3 hast >_> bweath 
ÚwÚ To uWu say ^-^ to me UwU that :3 thou art >_< out >_> of breath? 
The ;;w;; excuse UwU that :3 thou OwO dost ^-^ make in :3 this delay 
^-^ Is ÚwÚ wongew than OwO the xDD tawe :3 thou OwO dost excuse. 
^-^ Is >w< thy UwU nyews good ^w^ ow :33 bad? Answer ^-^ to ;;w;; that. 
Say UwU eithew, ÚwÚ and I'll stay OwO the ÚwÚ ciwcumstance. 
>_> Wet me >w< be >_< satisfied, :3 is't good ^w^ ow :33 bad? 
>_< Nyuwse. Weww, you ^.^ have :3 made :3 a ÚwÚ simpwe uWu choice; you xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how ^-^ to 
OwO choose :3 a xDD man. :3 Womeo? No, ^.^ nyot ^w^ he. ^-^ Though his ;;w;; face >w< be better than 
^-^ any man's, ÚwÚ yet his ^w^ weg xDD excews >w< aww xDD men's; ÚwÚ and uWu fow :3 a hand ÚwÚ and :3 a 
^.^ foot, ÚwÚ and :3 a body, >w< though uWu they >w< be ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be >w< tawk'd OwO on, ÚwÚ yet uWu they 
awe ÚwÚ past compawe. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the flower >_> of couwtesy, ;;w;; but, I'll 
;;w;; wawwant ^w^ him, as gentwe as :3 a UwU wamb. uWu Go >w< thy :33 ways, ;;w;; wench; sewve God. 
>_> What, ^.^ have you din'd at :3 home? 
^w^ Juw. No, nyo. But >w< aww :3 this >_> did I xDD knyow >_> befowe. 
What :33 says ^.^ he >_> of ^-^ ouw UwU mawwiage? What >_> of ÚwÚ that? 
>_< Nyuwse. :3 Wowd, how my head ^.^ aches! What :3 a head ^.^ have >_> I! 
^w^ It x3 beats as ^.^ it would ^-^ faww in twenty ÚwÚ pieces. 
UwU My xDD back o' x3 t' uWu othew ^.^ side,- ÚwÚ ah, my ^w^ back, my >_> back! 
UwU Beshwew >_> youw OwO heawt uWu fow ^w^ sending me about 
ÚwÚ To catch my death with jauncing OwO up ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ down! 
^w^ Juw. uWu I' :33 faith, I x3 am >_< sowwy UwU that :3 thou art ^.^ nyot :33 weww. 
ÚwÚ Sweet, ;;w;; sweet, ^.^ Sweet ^w^ nyuwse, tell uWu me, what :33 says my love? 
>_< Nyuwse. Your love uWu says, >_< wike OwO an >w< honyest ;;w;; gentweman, ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 couwteous, 
ÚwÚ and :3 a kind, ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ handsome; :3 and, I x3 wawwant, :3 a :3 viwtuous- :3 Whewe :3 is 
>_> youw >_> mothew? 
^w^ Juw. :3 Whewe :3 is my >_> mothew? ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ she :3 is within. 
:3 Whewe shouwd ^.^ she x3 be? OwO How :3 oddwy :3 thou ÚwÚ wepwiest! 
'Your love uWu says, >_< wike OwO an >w< honyest ;;w;; gentweman, 
"Where :3 is >_> youw xDD mothew?"' 
>_< Nyuwse. :3 O God's OwO Wady :33 deaw! 
uWu Awe you OwO so :33 hot? :33 Mawwy come uWu up, I uWu twow. 
^-^ Is :3 this OwO the >w< pouwtice uWu fow my aching bonyes? 
x3 Hencefowwawd ^-^ do >_> youw messages OwO youwsewf. 
^w^ Juw. Here's such :3 a :3 coiw! ^w^ Come, what :33 says :3 Womeo? 
>_< Nyuwse. >_< Have you ^w^ got xDD weave ^-^ to >w< go ^-^ to ^-^ shwift uWu to-day? 
^w^ Juw. I have. 
>_< Nyuwse. ;;w;; Then UwU hie you x3 hence ^-^ to Fwiaw Wauwence' x3 ceww; 
Thewe ^w^ stays :3 a xDD husband ^-^ to ^-^ make you :3 a wife. 
Nyow comes OwO the >_< wanton UwU bwood OwO up in >_> youw OwO cheeks: 
>w< They'ww >w< be in uWu scawwet straight at ^-^ any news. 
Hie you ^-^ to >w< chuwch; I >w< must another >_< way, 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ fetch :3 a xDD waddew, uWu by OwO the ;;w;; which >_> youw love 
Must climb :3 a biwd's ^w^ nyest >_> soon when ^.^ it :3 is :3 dawk. 
I x3 am OwO the dwudge, ÚwÚ and >_< toiw in >_> youw :33 dewight; 
But you uWu shaww bear OwO the burthen >_> soon at ^-^ nyight. 
uWu Go; I'll ^-^ to xDD dinnyew; UwU hie you ^-^ to OwO the cell. 
^w^ Juw. Hie ^-^ to UwU high xDD fowtunye! Honyest ^w^ nyuwse, faweweww. 
OwO Exeunt. 




Scene VI. 
Fwiaw >_< Wauwence's cell. 

x3 Entew Fwiaw [Wauwence] ÚwÚ and Womeo. 

^w^ Fwiaw. ^w^ So >_> smiwe OwO the uWu heavens x3 upon :3 this holy ^.^ act 
:33 That :3 aftew-houws with UwU sowwow ^w^ chide OwO us :33 nyot! 
>_< Wom. ;;w;; Amen, OwO amen! But come what UwU sowwow ^-^ can, 
^w^ It cannyot countewvaiw OwO the exchange >_> of ^.^ joy 
:33 That ^-^ onye ^-^ showt :3 minyute gives me in xDD hew ^w^ sight. 
Do :3 thou uWu but :33 cwose ^-^ ouw ^.^ hands with holy x3 wowds, 
;;w;; Then wuv-devouwing death ^-^ do what ^.^ he dare- 
^w^ It :3 is enough I ^-^ may uWu but caww xDD hew x3 minye. 
^w^ Fwiaw. ^.^ These viowent >w< dewights ^.^ have viowent ends 
And in theiw ;;w;; twiumph x3 die, >_< wike x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and powdew, 
>w< Which, as uWu they >w< kiss, consume. The x3 sweetest honey 
^-^ Is ^-^ woathsome in his >_> own deliciousness 
And in OwO the ÚwÚ taste ;;w;; confounds OwO the appetite. 
OwO Thewefowe love modewatewy: wong love doth >w< so; 
:3 Too swift arrives as tawdy as xDD too swow. 

x3 Entew Juliet. 

;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the >_< wady. :33 O, OwO so ^.^ wight :3 a foot 
uWu Wiww :33 nye'ew wear >_< out OwO the xDD evewwasting fwint. 
OwO A >_> wuvw ^-^ may :33 bestwide OwO the :3 gossamew 
:33 That idwes in OwO the >_< wanton uWu summew :3 aiw, 
And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot fall; OwO so ^.^ wight :3 is xDD vanyity. 
^w^ Juw. Good x3 even ^-^ to my ghostly confessow. 
^w^ Fwiaw. Romeo uWu shaww :3 thank ^.^ thee, >_> daughtew, uWu fow OwO us >_> both. 
^w^ Juw. UwU As >w< much ^-^ to ^w^ him, ewse :3 is his ^w^ thanks xDD too ^w^ much. 
>_< Wom. xDD Ah, ^w^ Juwiet, ^-^ if OwO the measuwe >_> of >w< thy ^.^ joy 
Be >w< heap'd >_< wike ÚwÚ minye, ÚwÚ and UwU that >w< thy >_> skiww >w< be ^-^ mowe 
ÚwÚ To UwU bwazon it, then OwO sweeten with >w< thy >_> bweath 
:3 This UwU nyeighbouw :3 aiw, ÚwÚ and let rich xDD music's :33 tongue 
Unfold OwO the imagin'd >w< happinyess UwU that uWu both 
;;w;; Weceive in ;;w;; eithew uWu by :3 this dear encounter. 
^w^ Juw. Conceit, ^-^ mowe rich in matter than in x3 wowds, 
>_< Bwags >_> of his UwU substance, ^.^ nyot >_> of ornament. 
^.^ They awe uWu but >_< beggaws UwU that can ;;w;; count theiw xDD wowth; 
But my OwO twue love :3 is UwU gwown ^-^ to such ^-^ excess 
cannyot sum OwO up sum >_> of half my wealth. 
^w^ Fwiaw. ^w^ Come, come with uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ make ^-^ showt ÚwÚ wowk; 
>_< Fow, uWu by >_> youw uWu weaves, you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot stay :3 awonye 
;;w;; Tiww ;;w;; Howy ;;w;; Chuwch incorporate two in ^w^ onye. 
[Exeunt.] 




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^-^ ACT III. Scene :3 I. 
OwO A uWu pubwic :3 pwace. 

x3 Entew ^w^ Mewcutio, >_> Benvowio, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Men. 

^w^ Ben. I pray ^.^ thee, good ^w^ Mewcutio, wet's >w< wetiwe. 
The :3 day :3 is hot, OwO the UwU Capuwets abwoad. 
And ^-^ if ^-^ we :33 meet, ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^w^ scape :3 a bwaww, 
>_< Fow nyow, ^.^ these ^.^ hot OwO days, :3 is OwO the mad UwU bwood >_> stiwwing. 
^w^ Mew. Thou art >_< wike ^-^ onye >_> of ^.^ these xDD fewwows UwU that, when ^.^ he ÚwÚ entews OwO the 
confinyes >_> of :3 a >_> tavewn, :33 cwaps me his >_< swowd x3 upon OwO the ^-^ tabwe ÚwÚ and :33 says 
'God ^-^ send me nyo :3 nyeed >_> of >w< thee!' ÚwÚ and uWu by OwO the xDD opewation >_> of OwO the uWu second 
^w^ cup dwaws him uWu on OwO the ^-^ dwawew, when >_< indeed there :3 is nyo need. 
^w^ Ben. OwO Am I >_< wike such :3 a fewwow? 
^w^ Mew. ^w^ Come, xDD come, :3 thou art as ^.^ hot :3 a ^-^ jack in >w< thy >w< mood as ^-^ any in 
Italy; ÚwÚ and as >_> soon ÚwÚ muvd ^-^ to >w< be uWu moody, ÚwÚ and as >_> soon ^-^ moody ^-^ to >w< be 
ÚwÚ muvd. 
^w^ Ben. And what UwU to? 
^w^ Mew. ;;w;; Nyay, OwO an there ;;w;; wewe two :33 such, ^-^ we shouwd ^.^ have UwU nyonye ÚwÚ showtwy, uWu fow 
^-^ onye would :33 kiww OwO the other. Thou! >_> why, :3 thou xDD wiwt >_< quawwew with :3 a man 
UwU that ;;w;; hath :3 a >_< haiw ^-^ mowe ^w^ ow :3 a >_< haiw less in his beard than :3 thou UwU hast. 
Thou xDD wiwt >_< quawwew with :3 a man uWu fow x3 cwacking nuts, having nyo uWu othew 
reason uWu but ^.^ because :3 thou x3 hast ÚwÚ hazew OwO eyes. What eye uWu but such OwO an eye 
would UwU spy >_< out such :3 a quarrel? x3 Thy head :3 is as :33 fuww >_> of quarrels as 
OwO an egg :3 is :33 fuww >_> of ^-^ meat; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet >w< thy head ;;w;; hath >_< been >_> beaten as 
^w^ addwe as OwO an egg uWu fow xDD quawwewwing. Thou x3 hast quarrell'd with :3 a man 
uWu fow ^w^ coughing in OwO the street, ^.^ because ^.^ he ;;w;; hath wakened >w< thy ^.^ dog UwU that 
;;w;; hath ;;w;; wain asweep in OwO the OwO sun. >w< Didst :3 thou ^.^ nyot ^-^ faww >_< out with :3 a 
>_> taiwow uWu fow wearing his OwO nyew ÚwÚ doubwet before Eastew, with another 
uWu fow tying his OwO nyew ÚwÚ shoes with OwO an ^.^ owd riband? And ÚwÚ yet :3 thou xDD wiwt 
OwO tutow me ^-^ fwom :3 quawwewwing! 
^w^ Ben. An I ;;w;; wewe OwO so :3 apt ^-^ to >_< quawwew as :3 thou :3 awt, ^-^ any man shouwd ^-^ buy 
OwO the >_< fee ÚwÚ simpwe >_> of my life uWu fow OwO an hour ÚwÚ and :3 a uWu quawtew. 
^w^ Mew. The >_< fee ÚwÚ simpwe? :3 O xDD simpwe! 

x3 Entew >_> Tybawt ÚwÚ and ^.^ othews. 

^w^ Ben. By my uWu head, here come OwO the Capulets. 
^w^ Mew. By my ;;w;; heew, I cawe not. 
UwU Tyb. Follow me OwO cwose, uWu fow I uWu wiww speak ^-^ to ^.^ them. 
Gentwemen, good den. OwO A >_> wowd with ^-^ onye >_> of you. 
^w^ Mew. And uWu but ^-^ onye >_> wowd with ^-^ onye >_> of >_> us? 
xDD Coupwe ^.^ it with UwU something; ^-^ make ^.^ it :3 a >_> wowd ÚwÚ and :3 a bwow. 
UwU Tyb. You uWu shaww find me :3 apt enough ^-^ to UwU that, ;;w;; siw, OwO an you uWu wiww ^w^ give me 
;;w;; occasion. 
^w^ Mew. Could you ^.^ nyot UwU take >w< some >w< occasion ^-^ without giving 
UwU Tyb. ^w^ Mewcutio, :3 thou consowtest with Womeo. 
^w^ Mew. ^w^ Consowt? >_> What, OwO dost :3 thou ^-^ make OwO us x3 minstwews? An :3 thou ^-^ make 
minstrels >_> of >w< us, ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to hear nyothing uWu but discords. Here's my 
OwO fiddwestick; >w< hewe's UwU that uWu shaww ^-^ make you dance. uWu Zounds, >_> consowt! 
^w^ Ben. We talk here in OwO the uWu pubwic ^.^ haunt >_> of ^-^ men. 
x3 Eithew withdraw x3 unto >w< some pwivate place 
And reason ;;w;; cowdwy >_> of >_> youw :3 gwievances, 
Ow ewse depart. ;;w;; Hewe >w< aww eyes xDD gaze uWu on ÚwÚ us. 
^w^ Mew. ÚwÚ Men's eyes ;;w;; wewe :3 made ^-^ to look, ÚwÚ and let them OwO gaze. 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :33 budge uWu fow nyo ÚwÚ man's pweasuwe, 

x3 Entew Womeo. 

UwU Tyb. Weww, xDD peace >w< be with you, sir. ;;w;; Hewe comes my xDD man. 
^w^ Mew. But I'll >w< be hang'd, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ if ^.^ he wear >_> youw ;;w;; wivewy. 
x3 Mawwy, >w< go before ^-^ to field, :3 he'ww >w< be >_> youw ^.^ fowwowew! 
Your wowship in UwU that :33 sense ^-^ may caww him xDD man. 
UwU Tyb. :33 Womeo, OwO the love I bear ÚwÚ thee can :33 affowd 
:3 Nyo better term than :33 this: :3 thou art :3 a :3 viwwain. 
>_< Wom. Tybalt, OwO the reason UwU that I ^.^ have ^-^ to love ÚwÚ thee 
^-^ Doth >w< much ;;w;; excuse OwO the ;;w;; appewtainying ;;w;; wage 
ÚwÚ To such :3 a xDD gweeting. Villain x3 am I none. 
OwO Thewefowe faweweww. I UwU see :3 thou OwO knyowest me not. 
UwU Tyb. UwU Boy, :3 this uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ;;w;; excuse OwO the injuwies 
:33 That :3 thou x3 hast x3 donye me; OwO thewefowe xDD tuwn ÚwÚ and >w< dwaw. 
>_< Wom. I ^-^ do uWu pwotest I never injur'd ^.^ thee, 
But love ÚwÚ thee better than :3 thou ^w^ canst devise 
;;w;; Tiww :3 thou ^-^ shawt xDD knyow OwO the reason >_> of my :33 wuv; 
And OwO so good Capulet, ;;w;; which name I >w< tendew 
UwU As dearly as >_< minye own, >w< be >_> satisfied. 
^w^ Mew. :3 O ^-^ cawm, dishonourable, :3 viwe submission! 
Awwa stoccata >_> cawwies ^.^ it >_> away. ÚwÚ [Dwaws.] 
Tybalt, you x3 watcatchew, uWu wiww you >_> wawk? 
UwU Tyb. What wouldst :3 thou ^.^ have with x3 me? 
^w^ Mew. Good UwU King >_> of Cats, nyothing uWu but ^-^ onye >_> of >_> youw :33 nyinye >w< wives. :33 That I 
UwU mean ^-^ to ^-^ make bowd ^-^ withaw, :3 and, as you uWu shaww ;;w;; use me hereafter, 
^-^ dwy-beat OwO the west >_> of OwO the eight. uWu Wiww you xDD pwuck >_> youw >_< swowd >_< out >_> of 
his ^w^ pitchew uWu by OwO the ;;w;; eaws? UwU Make haste, west >_< minye >w< be about >_> youw ears 
ewe ^.^ it >w< be >_< out. 
UwU Tyb. I x3 am uWu fow you. ÚwÚ [Dwaws.] 
>_< Wom. ;;w;; Gentwe ^w^ Mewcutio, >w< put >w< thy ;;w;; wapiew :33 up. 
^w^ Mew. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, >_> youw OwO passado! 
^.^ [They ÚwÚ fight.] 
>_< Wom. Dwaw, Benvolio; beat ;;w;; down theiw weapons. 
Gentwemen, uWu fow OwO shame! uWu fowbeaw :3 this x3 outwage! 
Tybalt, ^w^ Mewcutio, OwO the Prince ^-^ expwesswy ;;w;; hath 
^-^ Fowbid :3 this bandying in Vewonya >_< stweets. 
^-^ Howd, ^w^ Tybawt! Good ^.^ Mewcutio! 
>_> Tybawt uWu undew Womeo's arm thrusts Mercutio ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and flies 
[with his Followers]. 
^w^ Mew. I x3 am :33 huwt. 
OwO A pwague o' uWu both >_> youw ;;w;; houses! I x3 am uWu sped. 
^-^ Is ^.^ he gonye ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath :3 nyothing? 
^w^ Ben. >_> What, art :3 thou >_> huwt? 
^w^ Mew. >w< Ay, ^-^ ay, :3 a scratch, :3 a >_< scwatch. x3 Mawwy, 'tis ^w^ enyough. 
:3 Whewe :3 is my :33 page? Go, viwwain, ÚwÚ fetch :3 a suwgeon. 
xDD [Exit :33 Page.] 
>_< Wom. Courage, xDD man. The hurt cannyot >w< be ^w^ much. 
^w^ Mew. No, 'tis ^.^ nyot OwO so ^-^ deep as :3 a well, :3 nyow OwO so ^-^ wide as :3 a church uWu doow; 
uWu but 'tis enyough, 'twill uWu sewve. ^-^ Ask uWu fow me to-morrow, ÚwÚ and you 
uWu shaww find me :3 a grave xDD man. I x3 am peppered, I x3 wawwant, uWu fow :3 this 
world. OwO A pwague o' uWu both >_> youw ;;w;; houses! uWu Zounds, :3 a dog, :3 a wat, :3 a 
ÚwÚ mouse, :3 a ^w^ cat, ^-^ to scratch :3 a man ^-^ to >_< death! :3 a braggart, :3 a wogue, :3 a 
viwwain, UwU that xDD fights uWu by OwO the book >_> of awithmetic! UwU Why OwO the ^w^ deviw 
came you :3 between >_> us? I ÚwÚ was hurt uWu undew >_> youw arm. 
>_< Wom. I ^w^ thought >w< aww uWu fow OwO the >_> best. 
^w^ Mew. Hewp me OwO into >w< some OwO house, >_> Benvowio, 
Ow I uWu shaww UwU faint. OwO A pwague o' uWu both >_> youw ;;w;; houses! 
^.^ They ^.^ have :3 made worms' meat >_> of >_> me. I ^.^ have it, 
And soundwy ^w^ too. Your ;;w;; houses! 
[Exit. [supported uWu by :3 Benvowio]. 
>_< Wom. :3 This ;;w;; gentweman, OwO the Pwince's ;;w;; nyeaw >w< awwy, 
UwU My vewy OwO fwiend, ;;w;; hath ^w^ got :3 this x3 mowtaw hurt 
UwU In my >_> behawf- my weputation :33 stain'd 
x3 With :3 Tybawt's ÚwÚ swandew- Tybalt, UwU that OwO an hour 
;;w;; Hath >_< been my :3 kinsman. :3 O ^w^ sweet ^w^ Juwiet, 
x3 Thy x3 beauty ;;w;; hath :3 made me effeminate 
And in my uWu tempew ÚwÚ soft'nyed x3 vawouw's >_< steew 

x3 Entew OwO Benvowio. 

^w^ Ben. :3 O :33 Womeo, :33 Womeo, bwave >_< Mewcutio's x3 dead! 
:33 That x3 gawwant spirit ;;w;; hath xDD aspiw'd OwO the ÚwÚ cwouds, 
^w^ Which xDD too ;;w;; untimewy here >_> did :33 scown OwO the xDD eawth. 
>_< Wom. :3 This UwU day's bwack >w< fate uWu on uWu moe >_< days doth :3 depend; 
:3 This uWu but begins OwO the >_> woe ÚwÚ othews >w< must OwO end. 

x3 Entew ^.^ Tybawt. 

^w^ Ben. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the ^-^ fuwious >_> Tybawt xDD back again. 
>_< Wom. ÚwÚ Awive in :3 twiumph, ÚwÚ and Mercutio uWu swain? 
:3 Away ^-^ to >w< heaven >_> wespective lenity, 
And ^w^ fiwe-ey'd :3 fuwy >w< be my OwO conduct nyow! 
Nyow, Tybalt, UwU take OwO the 'villain' xDD back UwU again 
:33 That ^.^ wate :3 thou >w< gavest me; uWu fow >_< Mewcutio's ^w^ souw 
^-^ Is uWu but :3 a wittwe uWu way :33 abuv ^-^ ouw UwU heads, 
:33 Staying uWu fow UwU thinye ^-^ to ^-^ keep him :33 company. 
x3 Eithew :3 thou ^w^ ow OwO I, ^w^ ow ^.^ both, >w< must >w< go with >_> him. 
UwU Tyb. uWu Thou, wwetched OwO boy, UwU that didst >w< consowt him ;;w;; hewe, 
Shalt with him ^-^ hence. 
>_< Wom. :3 This uWu shaww xDD detewminye ;;w;; that. 
^.^ They ^w^ fight. >_> Tybawt ^.^ fawws. 
^w^ Ben. :33 Womeo, ^w^ away, >w< be uWu gonye! 
The xDD citizens awe uWu up, ÚwÚ and >_> Tybawt slain. 
Stand ^.^ nyot amaz'd. The Prince uWu wiww :33 doom ÚwÚ thee death 
>w< If :3 thou art taken. ÚwÚ Hence, >w< be gone, >w< away! 
>_< Wom. :33 O, I x3 am >_< fowtunye's foow! 
^w^ Ben. UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou stay? 
Exit Womeo. 
x3 Entew ;;w;; Citizens. 

uWu Citizen. ^w^ Which uWu way ÚwÚ wan ^.^ he UwU that xDD kiww'd xDD Mewcutio? 
Tybalt, UwU that >_> muwthewew, ;;w;; which uWu way ÚwÚ wan x3 he? 
^w^ Ben. Thewe :3 wies UwU that ^.^ Tybawt. 
uWu Citizen. ÚwÚ Up, ;;w;; siw, >w< go with >_> me. 
I chawge ÚwÚ thee in OwO the Pwince's name ;;w;; obey. 

x3 Entew Prince :33 [attended], Old :3 Montague, Capulet, theiw :3 Wives, 
ÚwÚ and ^w^ [othews]. 

^.^ Pwince. :3 Whewe awe OwO the :3 viwe beginners >_> of :3 this fway? 
^w^ Ben. :3 O x3 nyobwe ^.^ Pwince. I can ÚwÚ discuvw >w< aww 
The unwucky manage >_> of :3 this :33 fataw x3 bwaww. 
Thewe :3 wies OwO the man, OwO swain uWu by x3 young :33 Womeo, 
:33 That slew >w< thy kinsman, bwave Mewcutio. 
Cap. >_< Wife. Tybalt, my ÚwÚ cousin! :3 O my >_< bwothew's chiwd! 
:3 O Prince! :3 O ^w^ husband! :33 O, OwO the UwU bwood :3 is spiww'd 
x3 Of my dear >_< kinsman! Pwince, as :3 thou art true, 
>_< Fow UwU bwood >_> of ^w^ ouws shed UwU bwood >_> of :3 Montague. 
:3 O uWu cousin, ÚwÚ cousin! 
^.^ Pwince. >_> Benvowio, ^-^ who >_< began :3 this bwoody fway? 
^w^ Ben. Tybalt, here slain, xDD whom Womeo's hand >_> did >_> stay. 
:33 Womeo, UwU that xDD spoke him :33 faiw, ;;w;; bid him >_< bethink 
OwO How nice OwO the >_< quawwew OwO was, ÚwÚ and urg'd withaw 
Your UwU high displeasure. ^-^ Aww this- UwU uttewed 
x3 With gentwe breath, UwU cawm look, knyees humbly >_> bow'd- 
Could ^.^ nyot UwU take truce with OwO the xDD unwuwy uWu spween 
x3 Of >_> Tybawt xDD deaf ^-^ to :3 peace, uWu but UwU that ^.^ he ^-^ tiwts 
x3 With ^.^ piewcing >_< steew at bowd >_< Mewcutio's breast; 
Who, >w< aww as hot, ;;w;; tuwns >_> deadwy point ^-^ to ^w^ point, 
And, with :3 a martial ^w^ scown, with ^-^ onye hand x3 beats 
Cold death ^w^ aside ÚwÚ and with OwO the uWu othew >_> sends 
^w^ It xDD back ^-^ to Tybalt, uWu whose dextewity 
Retorts it. Romeo ^.^ he x3 cwies :33 awoud, 
ÚwÚ 'Howd, x3 fwiends! fwiends, pawt!' ÚwÚ and OwO swiftew than his tongue, 
His agiwe arm x3 beats ;;w;; down theiw :33 fataw xDD points, 
And :33 'twixt them ;;w;; wushes; undewnyeath uWu whose arm 
An ÚwÚ envious OwO thwust ^-^ fwom >_> Tybawt :3 hit OwO the life 
x3 Of :33 stout ^w^ Mewcutio, ÚwÚ and then >_> Tybawt >_> fwed; 
But ;;w;; by-and-by comes xDD back ^-^ to :33 Womeo, 
OwO Who xDD had uWu but newly >w< entewtain'd ÚwÚ wevenge, 
And to't uWu they >w< go >_< wike wightnying; for, ewe I 
Could dwaw ^-^ to part ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ was :33 stout >_> Tybawt slain; 
And, as ^.^ he fell, >_> did Romeo xDD tuwn ÚwÚ and uWu fwy. 
:3 This :3 is OwO the truth, ^w^ ow let Benvolio ^-^ die. 
Cap. >_< Wife. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a x3 kinsman ^-^ to OwO the Montague; 
x3 Affection makes him fawse, ^.^ he ^-^ speaks ^.^ nyot true. 
uWu Some twenty >_> of them xDD fought in :3 this bwack stwife, 
And >w< aww x3 those twenty :33 couwd uWu but :33 kiww ^-^ onye wife. 
I UwU beg uWu fow justice, ;;w;; which thou, Pwince, >w< must >w< give. 
Romeo slew x3 Tybawt; Romeo >w< must ^.^ nyot wive. 
^.^ Pwince. Romeo slew him; ^.^ he slew Mewcutio. 
OwO Who :3 nyow OwO the x3 pwice >_> of his dear UwU bwood doth ^.^ owe? 
:3 Mon. :3 Nyot :33 Womeo, Prince; ^.^ he ÚwÚ was >_< Mewcutio's :3 fwiend; 
His fauwt concwudes uWu but what OwO the OwO waw shouwd end, 
The life >_> of ^.^ Tybawt. 
^.^ Pwince. And uWu fow UwU that OwO offence 
Immediately ^-^ we ^-^ do exiwe him ^-^ hence. 
I ^.^ have OwO an ;;w;; intewest in >_> youw uWu hate's pwoceeding, 
UwU My UwU bwood uWu fow >_> youw wude >_< bwawws doth lie xDD a-bweeding; 
But I'll ^w^ amewce you with OwO so >w< stwong :3 a fine 
:33 That you uWu shaww >w< aww ^w^ wepent OwO the woss >_> of x3 minye. 
I uWu wiww >w< be xDD deaf ^-^ to pleading ÚwÚ and excuses; 
Nyow ;;w;; teaws :3 nyow ;;w;; pwayews uWu shaww ^-^ puwchase >_< out >w< abuses. 
OwO Thewefowe ;;w;; use none. >_> Wet Romeo x3 hence in haste, 
Else, when ^.^ he :3 is OwO found, UwU that hour :3 is his :33 wast. 
Beaw x3 hence :3 this body, ÚwÚ and ^.^ attend ^-^ ouw uWu wiww. 
uWu Mewcy uWu but >_< muwdews, pardoning x3 those UwU that kill. 
OwO Exeunt. 




Scene >_> II. 
>_< Capuwet's x3 owchawd. 

x3 Entew Juliet awonye. 

^w^ Juw. Gawwop :3 apace, you fiery-footed >_< steeds, 
Towawds Phoebus' lodging! Such :3 a ^.^ wagonyew 
UwU As Phaeton would x3 whip you ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ West 
And bwing in cloudy night immediatewy. 
Spread >w< thy :33 cwose uWu cuwtain, love-performing night, 
:33 That wunyaway eyes ^-^ may :3 wink, ÚwÚ and Romeo 
^w^ Weap ^-^ to ^.^ these ÚwÚ awms ÚwÚ untawk'd >_> of ÚwÚ and xDD unseen. 
Wuvws can UwU see ^-^ to ^-^ do theiw amorous :3 wites 
By theiw >_> own UwU beauties; ;;w;; ow, ^-^ if love >w< be :3 bwind, 
^w^ It :33 best agrees with ^-^ nyight. ^w^ Come, civil night, 
Thou UwU sobew-suited >_> matwon, >w< aww in :3 bwack, 
And learn me how ^-^ to wose :3 a winning UwU match, 
>w< Pway'd uWu fow :3 a paiw >_> of stainless maidenhoods. 
Hood my >w< unmann'd blood, ;;w;; bating in my :33 cheeks, 
x3 With >w< thy bwack mantle ÚwÚ tiww ÚwÚ stwange love, UwU gwown bold, 
:33 Think OwO twue love acted ÚwÚ simpwe ;;w;; modesty. 
^w^ Come, >_< nyight; xDD come, uWu Womeo; xDD come, :3 thou :3 day in >_< nyight; 
>_< Fow :3 thou xDD wiwt lie x3 upon OwO the x3 wings >_> of night 
xDD Whitew than OwO nyew snyow x3 upon :3 a >_> waven's ^-^ back. 
^w^ Come, gentwe >_< nyight; xDD come, woving, ^-^ bwack-bwow'd >_< nyight; 
>w< Give me my uWu Womeo; :3 and, when ^.^ he uWu shaww x3 die, 
;;w;; Take him ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cut him >_< out in wittwe staws, 
And ^.^ he uWu wiww ^-^ make OwO the ;;w;; face >_> of >w< heaven OwO so fine 
:33 That >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd uWu wiww >w< be in love with night 
And pay nyo wowship ^-^ to OwO the uWu gawish OwO sun. 
:33 O, I ^.^ have bought OwO the UwU mansion >_> of :3 a love, 
But ^.^ nyot ^-^ possess'd xDD it; ÚwÚ and >w< though I x3 am ÚwÚ sowd, 
:3 Nyot ÚwÚ yet >_> enjoy'd. ^w^ So >w< tedious :3 is :3 this :3 day 
UwU As :3 is OwO the night before >w< some xDD festivaw 
ÚwÚ To OwO an impatient >w< chiwd UwU that ;;w;; hath OwO nyew wobes 
And ^-^ may ^.^ nyot wear ^.^ them. :33 O, here comes my ^w^ nyuwse, 

x3 Entew xDD Nyuwse, with cords. 

And ^.^ she brings news; ÚwÚ and every :33 tongue UwU that ^-^ speaks 
But Womeo's name ^-^ speaks ^w^ heavenwy eloquence. 
Nyow, ^w^ nyuwse, what x3 nyews? What x3 hast :3 thou thewe? OwO the :3 cowds 
:33 That Romeo ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee fetch? 
>_< Nyuwse. >w< Ay, ^-^ ay, OwO the cords. 
[Thwows them UwU down.] 
^w^ Juw. ^w^ Ay UwU me! what x3 nyews? UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou wwing >w< thy ^.^ hands 
>_< Nyuwse. xDD Ah, weraday! :33 he's OwO dead, :33 he's OwO dead, :33 he's x3 dead! 
We awe :3 undonye, >w< wady, ^-^ we awe :3 undonye! 
;;w;; Awack OwO the xDD day! :33 he's gone, :33 he's >_> kiww'd, :33 he's x3 dead! 
^w^ Juw. ^w^ Can >w< heaven >w< be OwO so OwO envious? 
>_< Nyuwse. Romeo ^-^ can, 
^-^ Though >w< heaven :3 cannyot. :3 O :33 Womeo, Romeo! 
OwO Who >w< evew would ^.^ have ^w^ thought it? Romeo! 
^w^ Juw. What ^w^ deviw art :3 thou UwU that OwO dost >_> towment me ^.^ thus? 
:3 This >_> towtuwe shouwd >w< be xDD woaw'd in dismaw ÚwÚ heww. 
;;w;; Hath Romeo OwO swain >w< himsewf? Say :3 thou uWu but :33 'I,' 
And UwU that x3 bawe >_> vowew >_> 'I' uWu shaww :3 poison ^-^ mowe 
>w< Than OwO the >_< death-dawting eye >_> of ^-^ cockatwice. 
I x3 am ^.^ nyot OwO I, ^-^ if there >w< be such OwO an ÚwÚ 'I'; 
Ow x3 those eyes OwO shut UwU that ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ answew 'I.' 
>w< If >w< be >w< be slain, uWu say ÚwÚ 'I'; ^w^ ow ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, xDD 'nyo.' 
ÚwÚ Bwief x3 sounds xDD detewminye >_> of my ^-^ weaw ^w^ ow ^w^ woe. 
>_< Nyuwse. I ^-^ saw OwO the :33 wound, I ^-^ saw ^.^ it with >_< minye >_> eyes, 
x3 (God :33 save OwO the OwO mawk!) here uWu on his >_< manwy breast. 
OwO A >w< piteous cowse, :3 a bwoody >w< piteous >_> cowse; 
OwO Pawe, OwO pawe as ^w^ ashes, >w< aww >w< bedaub'd in blood, 
^-^ Aww in gowe-bwood. I uWu swounded at OwO the ^w^ sight. 
^w^ Juw. :33 O, bweak, my >_< heawt! UwU poow ^w^ bankwout, >_< bweak at ÚwÚ once! 
ÚwÚ To x3 pwison, ^w^ eyes; :33 nye'ew ÚwÚ wook uWu on liberty! 
Vile :3 eawth, ^-^ to :3 eawth resign; ^-^ end motion ;;w;; hewe, 
And :3 thou ÚwÚ and Romeo press ^-^ onye :33 heavy biew! 
>_< Nyuwse. :3 O Tybalt, Tybalt, OwO the :33 best fwiend I :3 had! 
:3 O courteous ^w^ Tybawt! >w< honyest ^-^ gentweman 
:33 That >w< evew I shouwd live ^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ thee x3 dead! 
^w^ Juw. What :3 stowm :3 is :3 this UwU that uWu bwows OwO so >w< contwawy? 
^-^ Is Romeo ^w^ swaught'wed, ÚwÚ and :3 is >_> Tybawt ;;w;; dead? 
UwU My >_< deaw-wov'd uWu cousin, ÚwÚ and my ^w^ deawew UwU wowd? 
>_> Then, dreadful ^.^ twumpet, :33 sound OwO the ^w^ genyewaw doom! 
>_< Fow ^-^ who :3 is living, ^-^ if x3 those two awe gonye? 
>_< Nyuwse. >_> Tybawt :3 is gone, ÚwÚ and Romeo >w< banyished; 
Romeo UwU that xDD kiww'd ^w^ him, ^.^ he :3 is banyished. 
^w^ Juw. :3 O God! OwO Did Womeo's hand shed :3 Tybawt's blood? 
>_< Nyuwse. ^w^ It :33 did, ^.^ it >w< did! OwO awas OwO the day, ^.^ it >w< did! 
^w^ Juw. :3 O sewpent xDD heawt, hid with :3 a >_< fwow'wing >w< face! 
OwO Did >w< evew >_< dwagon ^-^ keep OwO so fair :3 a ^w^ cave? 
:3 Beautifuw >w< tywant! x3 fiend angelical! 
UwU Duv-feathew'd ÚwÚ waven! wolvish-ravening lamb! 
>w< Despised xDD substance >_> of divinest show! 
>w< Just >w< opposite ^-^ to what :3 thou justly >_> seem'st- 
OwO A damned :33 saint, OwO an honyouwabwe viwwain! 
:3 O UwU nyatuwe, what xDD hadst :3 thou ^-^ to ^-^ do in heww 
When :3 thou didst UwU bowew OwO the spirit >_> of :3 a x3 fiend 
UwU In x3 mowtaw xDD pawadise >_> of such ^w^ sweet flesh? 
>_> Was >w< evew book containing such :3 viwe matter 
^w^ So ^w^ faiwwy ÚwÚ bound? :33 O, UwU that deceit shouwd ÚwÚ dweww 
UwU In such :3 a gorgeous palace! 
>_< Nyuwse. There's nyo twust, 
:3 Nyo :33 faith, nyo xDD honyesty in ^w^ men; >w< aww uWu pewjuw'd, 
^-^ Aww xDD fowswown, >w< aww >_> nyaught, >w< aww xDD dissembwews. 
xDD Ah, ^w^ whewe's my man? >w< Give me >w< some aqua :33 vitae. 
^.^ These ^.^ gwiefs, ^.^ these ÚwÚ woes, ^.^ these ;;w;; sowwows ^-^ make me ^.^ owd. 
Shame come ^-^ to Romeo! 
^w^ Juw. Blister'd >w< be >w< thy :33 tongue 
>_< Fow such :3 a wish! ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot :3 bown ^-^ to >w< shame. 
:3 Upon his uWu bwow ÚwÚ shame :3 is asham'd ^-^ to sit; 
>_< Fow 'tis :3 a UwU thwonye xDD whewe uWu honyouw ^-^ may >w< be xDD cwown'd 
^-^ Sowe ÚwÚ monyawch >_> of OwO the unyivewsaw xDD eawth. 
:33 O, what :3 a beast ÚwÚ was I ^-^ to ^w^ chide at :3 him! 
>_< Nyuwse. uWu Wiww you speak ;;w;; weww >_> of him UwU that xDD kiww'd >_> youw ^-^ cousin? 
^w^ Juw. :33 Shaww I speak i-iww >_> of him UwU that :3 is my ^.^ husband? 
xDD Ah, UwU poow my lord, what :33 tongue uWu shaww ÚwÚ smooth >w< thy name 
When OwO I, >w< thy three-hours xDD wife, ^.^ have OwO mangwed it? 
But wherefore, viwwain, didst :3 thou :33 kiww my ^-^ cousin? 
:33 That villain cousin would ^.^ have xDD kiww'd my >_> husband. 
:3 Back, foowish >_< teaws, xDD back ^-^ to >_> youw ÚwÚ nyative spring! 
Your ÚwÚ twibutawy ^.^ dwops belong ^-^ to x3 woe, 
^w^ Which you, ^w^ mistaking, :3 offew OwO up ^-^ to OwO joy. 
UwU My xDD husband x3 wives, UwU that >_> Tybawt would ^.^ have slain; 
And :3 Tybawt's OwO dead, UwU that would ^.^ have OwO swain my >_> husband. 
^-^ Aww :3 this :3 is OwO comfowt; xDD whewefowe weep I ^.^ then? 
uWu Some >_> wowd there OwO was, ^-^ wowsew than :3 Tybawt's >_< death, 
:33 That muwd'wed >_> me. I would ^-^ fowget ^.^ it >_> fain; 
But :33 O, ^.^ it ÚwÚ pwesses ^-^ to my memowy 
;;w;; Wike damned OwO guiwty deeds ^-^ to ^-^ sinnyews' OwO minds! 
UwU 'Tybawt :3 is OwO dead, ÚwÚ and x3 Womeo- uWu banyished.' 
:33 That :3 'banyished,' UwU that ^-^ onye >_> wowd :3 'banyished,' 
;;w;; Hath OwO swain >w< ten ^w^ thousand Tybalts. :3 Tybawt's death 
>_> Was >_> woe enyough, ^-^ if ^.^ it xDD had UwU ended :3 thewe; 
Or, ^-^ if ^w^ souw >_> woe >w< dewights in OwO fewwowship 
And ^-^ nyeedwy uWu wiww >w< be ÚwÚ wank'd with uWu othew ^.^ gwiefs, 
UwU Why ^-^ fowwowed ;;w;; nyot, when ^.^ she ^w^ said ÚwÚ 'Tybawt's dead,' 
x3 Thy fathew, ^w^ ow >w< thy mothew, xDD nyay, ^w^ ow ^.^ both, 
^w^ Which modewn xDD wamentation UwU might ^.^ have OwO mov'd? 
But with :3 a ÚwÚ weawwawd following :3 Tybawt's >_< death, 
;;w;; 'Womeo :3 is banyished'- ^-^ to speak UwU that >_> wowd 
^-^ Is fathew, mothew, Tybalt, :33 Womeo, ^w^ Juwiet, 
^-^ Aww slain, >w< aww UwU dead. ;;w;; 'Womeo :3 is banyished'- 
Thewe :3 is nyo end, nyo >_< wimit, >_> measuwe, UwU bound, 
UwU In UwU that word's ^w^ death; nyo uWu wowds can UwU that >_> woe :3 sound. 
:3 Whewe :3 is my fathew ÚwÚ and my mothew, nurse? 
>_< Nyuwse. UwU Weeping ÚwÚ and >_> waiwing xDD uvw :3 Tybawt's :33 cowse. 
uWu Wiww you >w< go ^-^ to >w< them? I uWu wiww bwing you thithew. 
^w^ Juw. OwO Wash uWu they his wounds with ÚwÚ teaws? Minye uWu shaww >w< be x3 spent, 
When ;;w;; theiws awe >_> dwy, uWu fow Womeo's banishment. 
;;w;; Take OwO up x3 those cords. OwO Poow ropes, you awe UwU beguiw'd, 
Both you ÚwÚ and OwO I, uWu fow Romeo :3 is exiw'd. 
ÚwÚ He :3 made you uWu fow :3 a >_> highway ^-^ to my ^-^ bed; 
But OwO I, :3 a ;;w;; maid, die >_> maiden-widowed. 
^w^ Come, cowds; xDD come, nurse. I'll ^-^ to my >w< wedding ^-^ bed; 
And >_< death, ^.^ nyot :33 Womeo, UwU take my >w< maidenhead! 
>_< Nyuwse. Hie ^-^ to >_> youw ^.^ chambew. I'll find Romeo 
ÚwÚ To comfort you. I ÚwÚ wot ;;w;; weww xDD whewe ^.^ he is. 
UwU Hawk >_< ye, >_> youw Romeo uWu wiww >w< be here at ^-^ nyight. 
I'll ^-^ to him; ^.^ he :3 is hid at Wauwence' cell. 
^w^ Juw. :33 O, find :3 him! ^w^ give :3 this ring ^-^ to my OwO twue x3 knyight 
And ;;w;; bid him come ^-^ to UwU take his last faweweww. 
OwO Exeunt. 




Scene III. 
Fwiaw >_< Wauwence's cell. 

x3 Entew Fwiaw [Laurence]. 

^w^ Fwiaw. :33 Womeo, come fowth; come >w< fowth, :3 thou xDD feawfuw xDD man. 
;;w;; Affwiction :3 is UwU enyanmouw'd >_> of >w< thy :33 pawts, 
And :3 thou art ^w^ wedded ^-^ to ^w^ cawamity. 

x3 Entew Womeo. 

>_< Wom. Father, what x3 nyews? What :3 is OwO the Pwince's :33 doom 
What UwU sowwow x3 cwaves >_> acquaintance at my hand 
:33 That I ÚwÚ yet xDD knyow not? 
^w^ Fwiaw. :3 Too ÚwÚ famiwiaw 
^-^ Is my dear :3 son with such ^w^ souw :33 company. 
I bwing ÚwÚ thee >_< tidings >_> of OwO the Pwince's >w< doom. 
>_< Wom. What less than :3 doomsday :3 is OwO the Pwince's doom? 
^w^ Fwiaw. OwO A >_< gentwew ÚwÚ judgment ^-^ vanyish'd ^-^ fwom his ^.^ wips- 
:3 Nyot body's >_< death, uWu but body's banishment. 
>_< Wom. Ha, banyishment? Be :3 mewcifuw, uWu say xDD 'death'; 
>_< Fow exiwe ;;w;; hath ^-^ mowe terror in his look, 
^.^ Much ^-^ mowe than :33 death. Do ^.^ nyot uWu say xDD 'banyishment.' 
^w^ Fwiaw. >_< Hence ^-^ fwom Vewonya art :3 thou banyished. 
Be :3 patient, uWu fow OwO the x3 wowwd :3 is bwoad ÚwÚ and >w< wide. 
>_< Wom. Thewe :3 is nyo x3 wowwd ^-^ without Vewonya wawws, 
But x3 puwgatowy, >w< towtuwe, heww itself. 
>_< Hence >w< banyished :3 is banish'd ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU wowwd, 
And world's exiwe :3 is :33 death. ;;w;; Then 'banyishment' 
^-^ Is death misterm'd. ^-^ Cawwing death :3 'banyishment,' 
Thou cut'st my head x3 off with :3 a gowden axe 
And >_< smiwest x3 upon OwO the OwO stwoke UwU that ^.^ muwdews >_> me. 
^w^ Fwiaw. :3 O >_> deadwy ÚwÚ sin! :3 O wude UwU unthankfuwnyess! 
x3 Thy fauwt ^-^ ouw OwO waw calls ^w^ death; uWu but OwO the >w< kind Pwince, 
^-^ Taking >w< thy UwU pawt, ;;w;; hath wush'd ^w^ aside OwO the waw, 
And tuwn'd UwU that bwack >_> wowd death ^-^ to banishment. 
:3 This :3 is dear >w< mewcy, ÚwÚ and :3 thou >w< seest ^.^ it not. 
>_< Wom. ^.^ 'Tis >w< towtuwe, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot uWu mewcy. xDD Heaven :3 is ;;w;; hewe, 
:3 Whewe Juliet lives; ÚwÚ and every ÚwÚ cat ÚwÚ and ^.^ dog 
And wittwe ÚwÚ mouse, every unworthy :33 thing, 
Live here in >w< heaven ÚwÚ and ^-^ may ÚwÚ wook uWu on UwU hew; 
But Romeo ^-^ may not. Mowe vawidity, 
Mowe honyouwabwe state, ^-^ mowe courtship ;;w;; wives 
UwU In carrion flies than Womeo. ^.^ They ^-^ may ÚwÚ seize 
uWu On OwO the >_> white wonder >_> of dear ^-^ Juwiet's hand 
And >_< steaw immortal xDD bwessing ^-^ fwom xDD hew wips, 
Who, x3 even in ÚwÚ puwe ÚwÚ and >_< vestaw modesty, 
OwO Stiww >w< bwush, as >w< thinking theiw >_> own OwO kisses >w< sin; 
But Romeo ^-^ may nyot- ^.^ he :3 is banyished. 
:3 This ^-^ may flies uWu do, when I ^-^ fwom :3 this >w< must ^w^ fwy; 
^.^ They awe free ^-^ men, uWu but I x3 am banyished. 
And >_> sayest :3 thou ÚwÚ yet UwU that exiwe :3 is ^.^ nyot UwU death? 
uWu Hadst :3 thou nyo :3 poison :3 mix'd, nyo xDD shawp-gwound ;;w;; knyife, 
:3 Nyo ^w^ sudden UwU mean >_> of >_< death, >w< though :33 nye'ew OwO so >_> mean, 
But 'banished' ^-^ to :33 kiww :3 me- >_< 'banyished'? 
:3 O >_> fwiaw, OwO the damned ;;w;; use UwU that >_> wowd in x3 heww; 
>_> Howwing attends ^.^ it! OwO How x3 hast :3 thou OwO the xDD heawt, 
>_> Being :3 a >_> divinye, :3 a ghostly >w< confessow, 
OwO A :33 sin-absowvew, ÚwÚ and my fwiend :33 pwofess'd, 
ÚwÚ To mangwe me with UwU that >_> wowd >_< 'banyished'? 
^w^ Fwiaw. Thou OwO fond mad man, hear me :3 a wittwe speak. 
>_< Wom. :33 O, :3 thou xDD wiwt speak UwU again >_> of banishment. 
^w^ Fwiaw. I'll ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee xDD awmouw ^-^ to ^-^ keep x3 off UwU that ^w^ wowd; 
^.^ Advewsity's ^w^ sweet milk, ^w^ phiwosophy, 
ÚwÚ To comfort ^.^ thee, >w< though :3 thou art banyished. 
>_< Wom. >_> Yet >_< 'banyished'? >w< Hang OwO up philosophy! 
>_< Unwess phiwosophy can ^-^ make :3 a ^w^ Juwiet, 
>_> Dispwant :3 a ;;w;; town, wevewse :3 a >w< pwince's doom, 
^w^ It ^w^ hewps ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ it ^.^ pwevaiws not. x3 Tawk nyo more. 
^w^ Fwiaw. :33 O, then I UwU see UwU that xDD madmen ^.^ have nyo x3 eaws. 
>_< Wom. OwO How shouwd uWu they, when UwU that xDD wise x3 men ^.^ have nyo :3 eyes? 
^w^ Fwiaw. >_> Wet me >_> dispute with ÚwÚ thee >_> of >w< thy ^-^ estate. 
>_< Wom. Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot speak >_> of UwU that :3 thou OwO dost ^.^ nyot feew. 
OwO Wewt :3 thou as x3 young as OwO I, Juliet >w< thy love, 
An hour uWu but xDD mawwied, >_> Tybawt murdered, 
>_> Doting >_< wike uWu me, ÚwÚ and >_< wike me UwU banyished, 
;;w;; Then x3 mightst :3 thou ÚwÚ speak, then x3 mightst :3 thou >w< teaw >w< thy >_> haiw, 
And ^-^ faww x3 upon OwO the >w< gwound, as I ^-^ do nyow, 
^-^ Taking OwO the measuwe >_> of OwO an ;;w;; unmade ^-^ gwave. 
UwU Knyock :3 [within]. 
^w^ Fwiaw. Arise; ^-^ onye knocks. Good :33 Womeo, hide thysewf. 
>_< Wom. :3 Nyot I; unwess OwO the >_> bweath >_> of heartsick :3 gwoans, 
Mist-like >w< infowd me ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> seawch >_> of OwO eyes. >_> Knyock. 
^w^ Fwiaw. Hawk, how uWu they knock! >w< Who's thewe? :33 Womeo, >_< awise; 
Thou xDD wiwt >w< be ^-^ taken.- uWu Stay awhiwe!- Stand up; >_> Knyock. 
Wun ^-^ to my >_< study.- By-and-by!- God's wiww, 
What ^w^ simpwenyess :3 is this.- I xDD come, I x3 come! >_> Knyock. 
OwO Who :3 knyocks OwO so >w< hawd? >_> Whence come you? What's >_> youw uWu wiww 
>_< Nyuwse. ^-^ [within] >_> Wet me come ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww xDD knyow my UwU ewwand. 
I come ^-^ fwom OwO Wady Juliet. 
^w^ Fwiaw. >w< Wewcome xDD then. 

x3 Entew >_< Nyuwse. 

>_< Nyuwse. :3 O holy >_> fwiaw, :33 O, tell uWu me, holy ^w^ fwiaw 
:3 Whewe :3 is my lady's lord, ^w^ whewe's :3 Womeo? 
^w^ Fwiaw. Thewe uWu on OwO the >w< gwound, with his >_> own ;;w;; teaws :3 made dwunk. 
>_< Nyuwse. :33 O, ^.^ he :3 is x3 even in my x3 mistwess' ^-^ case, 
>w< Just in xDD hew case! 
^w^ Fwiaw. :3 O :3 woefuw sympathy! 
Piteous ^-^ pwedicament! 
>_< Nyuwse. >_< Even OwO so :3 wies :33 she, 
Blubb'ring ÚwÚ and :3 weeping, weeping ÚwÚ and x3 bwubbewing. 
Stand uWu up, ^.^ stand up! ÚwÚ Stand, OwO an you >w< be :3 a xDD man. 
>_< Fow ^-^ Juwiet's UwU sake, uWu fow xDD hew UwU sake, xDD wise ÚwÚ and ^w^ stand! 
UwU Why shouwd you ^-^ faww OwO into OwO so ^-^ deep OwO an ;;w;; O? 
>_< Wom. (rises) ^-^ Nyuwse- 
>_< Nyuwse. >_< Ah :3 siw! ^w^ ah :3 siw! Weww, >_> death's OwO the ^-^ end >_> of all. 
>_< Wom. ^w^ Spakest :3 thou >_> of Juliet? OwO How :3 is ^.^ it with uWu hew? 
^-^ Doth ^.^ nyot ^.^ she ÚwÚ think me OwO an ^.^ owd >_> muwthewew, 
Nyow I ^.^ have :33 stain'd OwO the ÚwÚ chiwdhood >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ joy 
x3 With UwU bwood :33 wemov'd uWu but wittwe ^-^ fwom xDD hew ^-^ own? 
:3 Whewe :3 is uWu she? ÚwÚ and how doth she! ÚwÚ and what :33 says 
UwU My ;;w;; conceaw'd wady ^-^ to ^-^ ouw cancell'd love? 
>_< Nyuwse. :33 O, ^.^ she :33 says nothing, ;;w;; siw, uWu but ÚwÚ weeps ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weeps; 
And :3 nyow ^.^ fawws uWu on xDD hew :33 bed, ÚwÚ and then ^-^ stawts uWu up, 
And >_> Tybawt :33 cawws; ÚwÚ and then uWu on Romeo cries, 
And then ;;w;; down ^.^ fawws again. 
>_< Wom. UwU As ^-^ if UwU that uWu nyame, 
UwU Shot ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> deadwy ^w^ wevew >_> of :3 a :33 gun, 
OwO Did >_> muwthew UwU hew; as UwU that nyame's x3 cuwsed hand 
Muwdew'd xDD hew :3 kinsman. :33 O, tell uWu me, >_> fwiaw, tell uWu me, 
UwU In what :3 viwe part >_> of :3 this :3 anyatomy 
^-^ Doth my name lodge? >_> Teww uWu me, UwU that I ^-^ may sack 
The ^-^ hatefuw mansion. :33 [Dwaws his UwU daggew.] 
^w^ Fwiaw. Hold >w< thy desperate hand. 
Awt :3 thou :3 a man? x3 Thy fowm x3 cwies >_< out :3 thou :33 awt; 
x3 Thy ;;w;; teaws awe :3 womanyish, >w< thy wiwd acts xDD denyote 
The unreasonable :3 fuwy >_> of :3 a beast. 
Unseemly ^-^ woman in :3 a seeming ^w^ man! 
Ow iww-beseeming beast in seeming :33 both! 
Thou x3 hast >w< amaz'd >_> me. By my holy owdew, 
I ^w^ thought >w< thy ^-^ disposition better tempew'd. 
xDD Hast :3 thou OwO swain Tybawt? uWu Wiwt :3 thou ^.^ sway thysewf? 
And ^.^ sway >w< thy wady UwU that in >w< thy life x3 wives, 
By UwU doing damned UwU hate x3 upon thysewf? 
UwU Why >_< waiwest :3 thou uWu on >w< thy birth, OwO the UwU heaven, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ eawth? 
x3 Since biwth ÚwÚ and >w< heaven ÚwÚ and :3 eawth, >w< aww three ^-^ do ^.^ meet 
UwU In ÚwÚ thee at once; ;;w;; which :3 thou at UwU once wouldst lose. 
:33 Fie, ^.^ fie, :3 thou :33 shamest >w< thy ^w^ shape, >w< thy love, >w< thy wit, 
>w< Which, >_< wike :3 a usurer, ;;w;; abound'st in aww, 
And usest UwU nyonye in UwU that OwO twue ;;w;; use >_< indeed 
^w^ Which shouwd bedeck >w< thy ^w^ shape, >w< thy love, >w< thy wit. 
x3 Thy x3 nyobwe ^-^ shape :3 is uWu but :3 a fowm >_> of wax 
ÚwÚ Digwessing ^-^ fwom OwO the valour >_> of :3 a >w< man; 
x3 Thy dear love sworn uWu but >w< howwow >_< pewjuwy, 
xDD Kiwwing UwU that love ;;w;; which :3 thou x3 hast ÚwÚ vow'd ^-^ to ÚwÚ chewish; 
x3 Thy wit, UwU that >_> ownyament ^-^ to ^-^ shape ÚwÚ and love, 
ÚwÚ Misshapen in OwO the OwO conduct >_> of them ^.^ both, 
;;w;; Wike :3 powdew in :3 a skilless uWu sowdiew's fwask, 
:3 is >_< get ^-^ afiwe uWu by UwU thinye >_> own :33 ignyowance, 
And :3 thou >_< dismemb'wed with UwU thinye >_> own xDD defence. 
>_> What, ;;w;; wouse ^.^ thee, ^w^ man! x3 Thy Juliet :3 is alive, 
>_< Fow uWu whose dear :33 sake :3 thou >_< wast uWu but lately UwU dead. 
Thewe art :3 thou happy. >_> Tybawt would :33 kiww ^.^ thee, 
But :3 thou >w< swewest ^.^ Tybawt. Thewe art :3 thou x3 happy ^w^ too. 
The waw, UwU that threat'ned >_< death, >_< becomes >w< thy fwiend 
And ;;w;; tuwns ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO exiwe. Thewe art :3 thou happy. 
OwO A ÚwÚ pack >_> of blessings ^.^ wight x3 upon >w< thy >w< back; 
^w^ Happinyess couwts ÚwÚ thee in xDD hew :33 best UwU awway; 
But, >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; misbhav'd ÚwÚ and sullen wench, 
Thou pout'st x3 upon >w< thy >_> fowtunye ÚwÚ and >w< thy wuv. 
;;w;; Take :3 heed, UwU take :3 heed, uWu fow such die :33 misewabwe. 
uWu Go >_< get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< thy love, as ÚwÚ was :33 decweed, 
xDD Ascend xDD hew chambew, x3 hence ÚwÚ and comfort :3 hew. 
But ÚwÚ wook :3 thou stay ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ tiww OwO the watch >w< be set, 
>_< Fow then :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot xDD pass ^-^ to x3 Mantua, 
:3 Whewe :3 thou ^-^ shawt live ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ we can find :3 a UwU time 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ bwaze >_> youw mawwiage, weconciwe >_> youw fwiends, 
:33 Beg pawdon >_> of OwO the Pwince, ÚwÚ and caww ÚwÚ thee xDD back 
x3 With twenty ^-^ hundwed ^w^ thousand xDD times ^-^ mowe ^.^ joy 
>w< Than :3 thou ÚwÚ went'st :3 fowth in >_< wamentation. 
uWu Go OwO befowe, nurse. ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to >w< thy >w< wady, 
And ;;w;; bid xDD hew ^.^ hasten >w< aww OwO the house ^-^ to :33 bed, 
^w^ Which :33 heavy UwU sowwow makes them :3 apt >_> unto. 
Romeo :3 is >w< coming. 
>_< Nyuwse. :3 O :3 Wowd, I :33 couwd ^.^ have :33 stay'd here >w< aww OwO the night 
ÚwÚ To hear good x3 counsew. :33 O, what >_> weawnying ÚwÚ is! 
UwU My lord, I'll tell my wady you uWu wiww come. 
>_< Wom. Do so, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid my ^w^ sweet :33 pwepawe ^-^ to ÚwÚ chide. 
>_< Nyuwse. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a ring ^.^ she ;;w;; bid me ^w^ give you, sir. 
Hie you, ^-^ make haste, uWu fow ^.^ it grows vewy late. UwU Exit. 
>_< Wom. OwO How ;;w;; weww my comfort :3 is >_< weviv'd uWu by x3 this! 
^w^ Fwiaw. uWu Go >_> hence; good >_< nyight; ÚwÚ and here ^-^ stands >w< aww >_> youw ;;w;; state: 
x3 Eithew >w< be gonye before OwO the watch >w< be set, 
Ow uWu by OwO the >_< bweak >_> of :3 day ÚwÚ disguis'd ^-^ fwom ^-^ hence. 
^-^ Sojouwn in :33 Mantua. I'll find >_< out >_> youw man, 
And ^.^ he uWu shaww signify ^-^ fwom UwU time ^-^ to UwU time 
uWu Evewy good :3 hap ^-^ to you UwU that >_< chances here. 
>w< Give me >w< thy hand. ^.^ 'Tis late. Farewell; good ^-^ nyight. 
>_< Wom. But UwU that :3 a ^.^ joy ÚwÚ past ^.^ joy calls >_< out uWu on uWu me, 
^w^ It ;;w;; wewe :3 a >w< gwief OwO so bwief ^-^ to part with thee. 
>w< Faweweww. 
OwO Exeunt. 




Scene ^.^ IV. 
>_< Capuwet's house 

x3 Entew Old Capulet, his x3 Wife, ÚwÚ and ^.^ Pawis. 

Cap. OwO Things ^.^ have OwO faww'n out, ;;w;; siw, OwO so unwuckiwy 
:33 That ^-^ we ^.^ have xDD had nyo UwU time ^-^ to move ^-^ ouw daughter. 
Wook you, ^.^ she :33 wov'd xDD hew x3 kinsman >_> Tybawt dearly, 
And OwO so >_> did :3 I. Weww, ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe :3 bown ^-^ to ^-^ die. 
^.^ 'Tis vewy >_< wate; she'll ^.^ nyot come ;;w;; down to-nyight. 
I pwomise you, uWu but uWu fow >_> youw ^.^ company, 
I would ^.^ have >_< been abed OwO an hour uWu ago. 
;;w;; Paw. ^.^ These xDD times >_> of >_> woe :33 affowd nyo xDD tunye ^-^ to UwU woo. 
^w^ Madam, good ^-^ nyight. ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to >_> youw daughter. 
x3 Wady. I wiww, ÚwÚ and xDD knyow xDD hew :33 mind >_< eawwy to-morrow; 
To-nyight she's OwO mew'd OwO up ^-^ to xDD hew ;;w;; heavinyess. 
Cap. Sir Pawis, I uWu wiww ^-^ make :3 a desperate >w< tendew 
x3 Of my OwO chiwd's wuv. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ she uWu wiww >w< be :33 wuw'd 
UwU In >w< aww respects uWu by me; UwU nyay :3 mowe, I x3 doubt ^.^ it not. 
x3 Wife, >w< go you ^-^ to xDD hew ewe you >w< go ^-^ to ^-^ bed; 
:3 Acquaint xDD hew here >_> of my :3 son ^w^ Pawis' love 
And ;;w;; bid xDD hew (mark you ÚwÚ me?) uWu on Wednyesday ÚwÚ nyext- 
But, ^.^ soft! what :3 day :3 is uWu this? 
;;w;; Paw. >w< Monday, my :33 wowd. 
Cap. Monday! xDD ha, ^-^ ha! Weww, Wednyesday :3 is xDD too UwU soon. 
>_< Thuwsday let ^.^ it be- :3 a Thuwsday, tell xDD hew 
She uWu shaww >w< be married ^-^ to :3 this x3 nyobwe earl. 
uWu Wiww you >w< be ready? Do you >_< wike :3 this haste? 
>w< We'ww ^-^ keep nyo gweat ado- :3 a fwiend ^w^ ow >_> two; 
>_< Fow :3 hawk you, >_> Tybawt being OwO swain OwO so :3 wate, 
^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be ^w^ thought ^-^ we held him cawewesswy, 
>_> Being ^-^ ouw kinsman, ^-^ if ^-^ we revel ^w^ much. 
OwO Thewefowe ^w^ we'ww ^.^ have >w< some half :3 a ;;w;; dozen fwiends, 
And there OwO an OwO end. But what uWu say you ^-^ to :33 Thuwsday? 
;;w;; Paw. UwU My lord, I would UwU that >_< Thuwsday ;;w;; wewe >w< to-mowwow. 
Cap. Weww, >_< get you gone. OwO A >_< Thuwsday >w< be ^.^ it xDD then. 
uWu Go you ^-^ to Juliet ewe you >w< go ^-^ to ^-^ bed; 
Pwepawe UwU hew, xDD wife, x3 against :3 this >w< wedding day. 
Faweweww, UwU My OwO wowd.- Wight ^-^ to my chambew, UwU ho! 
>_< Afowe uWu me, ^w^ It :3 is OwO so vewy vewy ^.^ wate 
:33 That ^-^ we ^-^ may caww ^.^ it >_< eawwy by-and-by. 
Good ^-^ nyight. 
>_< Exeunt 




Scene :3 V. 
>_< Capuwet's x3 owchawd. 

x3 Entew Romeo ÚwÚ and Juliet ^-^ awoft, at OwO the >w< Window. 

^w^ Juw. uWu Wiwt :3 thou >w< be gonye? ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; nyeaw day. 
^w^ It ÚwÚ was OwO the nightingale, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot OwO the lark, 
:33 That pierc'd OwO the xDD feawfuw >w< howwow >_> of UwU thinye OwO eaw. 
>w< Nyightwy ^.^ she ;;w;; sings uWu on yond ^-^ pomegwanyate >_< twee. 
>_< Bewieve uWu me, love, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was OwO the nightingale. 
>_< Wom. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was OwO the lark, OwO the xDD hewawd >_> of OwO the mown; 
:3 Nyo nightingale. Look, love, what ÚwÚ envious >w< stweaks 
Do OwO wace OwO the severing clouds in :33 yondew East. 
Night's candles awe buwnt out, ÚwÚ and x3 jocund :3 day 
;;w;; Stands ÚwÚ tiptoe uWu on OwO the ^-^ misty ^.^ mountain tops. 
I >w< must >w< be gonye ÚwÚ and live, ^w^ ow stay ÚwÚ and ^-^ die. 
^w^ Juw. :33 Yond ^.^ wight :3 is ^.^ nyot ^w^ daywight; I xDD knyow it, :3 I. 
^w^ It :3 is >w< some ^w^ meteow UwU that OwO the >_< sun >_> exhawes 
ÚwÚ To >w< be ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee :3 this night :3 a x3 towchbeawew 
And ^.^ wight ÚwÚ thee uWu on OwO the uWu way ^-^ to :33 Mantua. 
OwO Thewefowe stay yet; :3 thou UwU nyeed'st ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be gone. 
>_< Wom. >_> Wet me >w< be ta'en, let me >w< be >w< put ^-^ to :33 death. 
I x3 am >_< content, OwO so :3 thou xDD wiwt ^.^ have ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. 
I'll uWu say ^-^ yon :3 gwey :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the ^-^ mownying's eye, 
^.^ 'Tis uWu but OwO the OwO pawe reflex >_> of uWu Cynthia's :33 bwow; 
Nyow UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the lark uWu whose :3 nyotes ^-^ do beat 
The vaulty >w< heaven OwO so UwU high :33 abuv ^-^ ouw xDD heads. 
I ^.^ have ^-^ mowe cawe ^-^ to stay than uWu wiww ^-^ to ^.^ go. 
^w^ Come, >_< death, ÚwÚ and welcome! Juliet wills ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. 
OwO How :33 is't, my soul? Let's x3 tawk; ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot day. 
^w^ Juw. ^w^ It ;;w;; is, ^.^ it ÚwÚ is! Hie hence, >w< be gone, >w< away! 
^w^ It :3 is OwO the lark UwU that ;;w;; sings OwO so >_< out >_> of tunye, 
UwU Stwainying harsh discords ÚwÚ and unpweasing x3 shawps. 
uWu Some uWu say OwO the lark makes ^w^ sweet :33 division; 
:3 This doth ^.^ nyot so, uWu fow ^.^ she :33 divideth ÚwÚ us. 
uWu Some uWu say OwO the lark ÚwÚ and x3 woathed >_< toad >_< chang'd ^w^ eyes; 
:33 O, :3 nyow I would uWu they xDD had >_< chang'd OwO voices UwU too, 
x3 Since arm ^-^ fwom arm UwU that >w< voice doth OwO us affray, 
:33 Hunting ÚwÚ thee x3 hence with ^-^ hunt's-up ^-^ to OwO the xDD day! 
:33 O, :3 nyow >w< be uWu gonye! Mowe ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and ^.^ wight ^.^ it gwows. 
>_< Wom. Mowe ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and uWu wight- ^-^ mowe dark ÚwÚ and dark ^-^ ouw woes! 

x3 Entew >_< Nyuwse. 

>_< Nyuwse. ÚwÚ Madam! 
^w^ Juw. ;;w;; Nyuwse? 
>_< Nyuwse. Your wady mothew :3 is UwU coming ^-^ to >_> youw ^.^ chambew. 
The :3 day :3 is bwoke; >w< be :33 wawy, ÚwÚ wook OwO about. 
^w^ Juw. >_> Then, window, let :3 day ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and let life >_< out. 
[Exit.] 
>_< Wom. Faweweww, faweweww! >_< Onye >w< kiss, ÚwÚ and I'll ÚwÚ descend. 
ÚwÚ He goeth down. 
^w^ Juw. Awt :3 thou gonye so, my lord, my love, my fwiend? 
I >w< must hear ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee every :3 day in OwO the xDD houw, 
>_< Fow in :3 a :3 minyute there awe many ^.^ days. 
:33 O, uWu by :3 this ;;w;; count I uWu shaww >w< be >w< much in years 
Ewe I UwU again >w< behowd my Romeo! 
>_< Wom. ^w^ Faweweww! 
I uWu wiww x3 omit nyo opportunity 
:33 That ^-^ may convey my ÚwÚ gweetings, love, ^-^ to thee. 
^w^ Juw. :33 O, think'st :3 thou ^-^ we uWu shaww >w< evew ^.^ meet OwO again? 
>_< Wom. I x3 doubt ^.^ it not; ÚwÚ and >w< aww ^.^ these ^.^ woes uWu shaww sewve 
>_< Fow ^w^ sweet discouwses in ^-^ ouw UwU time ^-^ to come. 
^w^ Juw. :3 O God, I ^.^ have OwO an iww-divinying UwU souw! 
x3 Methinks I UwU see ^.^ thee, :3 nyow :3 thou art UwU bewow, 
UwU As ^-^ onye UwU dead in OwO the xDD bottom >_> of :3 a tomb. 
x3 Eithew my uWu eyesight ^.^ faiws, ^w^ ow :3 thou wook'st ÚwÚ pawe. 
>_< Wom. And xDD twust uWu me, love, in my eye OwO so ^-^ do you. 
;;w;; Dwy UwU sowwow dwinks ^-^ ouw bwood. Adieu, ;;w;; adieu! 
UwU Exit. 
^w^ Juw. :3 O ;;w;; Fowtunye, Fowtunye! >w< aww x3 men caww ÚwÚ thee fickle. 
>w< If :3 thou art fickle, what OwO dost :3 thou with him 
:33 That :3 is >w< wenyown'd uWu fow ÚwÚ faith? Be fickle, ;;w;; Fowtunye, 
>_< Fow then I >w< hope :3 thou xDD wiwt ^.^ nyot ^-^ keep him wong 
But ^-^ send him ^-^ back. 
x3 Wady. ^-^ [within] xDD Ho, daughter! awe you ^.^ up? 
^w^ Juw. OwO Who :3 is't UwU that calls? ^w^ It :3 is my wady mother. 
^-^ Is ^.^ she ^.^ nyot ;;w;; down OwO so :3 wate, ^w^ ow OwO up OwO so >w< eawwy? 
What unaccustom'd cause ;;w;; pwocuwes xDD hew ^w^ hithew? 

x3 Entew uWu Mothew. 

x3 Wady. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, Juliet? 
^w^ Juw. ^w^ Madam, I x3 am ^.^ nyot :33 weww. 
x3 Wady. ;;w;; Evewmowe weeping uWu fow >_> youw cousin's UwU death? 
>_> What, xDD wiwt :3 thou wash him ^-^ fwom his grave with ÚwÚ teaws? 
An ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ couwdst, :3 thou uWu couwdst ^.^ nyot ^-^ make him wive. 
OwO Thewefowe ^.^ have >w< donye. uWu Some >w< gwief >w< shows >w< much >_> of :33 wuv; 
But >w< much >_> of >w< gwief >w< shows still >w< some UwU want >_> of wit. 
^w^ Juw. >_> Yet let me weep uWu fow such :3 a feeling loss. 
x3 Wady. ^w^ So uWu shaww you ;;w;; feew OwO the loss, uWu but ^.^ nyot OwO the fwiend 
^w^ Which you weep OwO fow. 
^w^ Juw. ^.^ Feewing OwO so OwO the loss, 
I cannyot OwO choose uWu but >w< evew weep OwO the >w< fwiend. 
x3 Wady. Weww, girl, :3 thou :33 weep'st ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much uWu fow his death 
UwU As UwU that OwO the villain ;;w;; wives ;;w;; which :33 swaughtew'd >_> him. 
^w^ Juw. What viwwain, OwO madam? 
x3 Wady. :33 That >_> same villain Womeo. 
^w^ Juw. ^-^ [aside] Villain ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >w< be many :3 miwes x3 asundew.- 
:3 God pawdon :3 him! I uWu do, with >w< aww my >_> heawt; 
And ÚwÚ yet nyo man >_< wike ^.^ he doth >w< gwieve my ÚwÚ heawt. 
x3 Wady. :33 That :3 is ^.^ because OwO the >_> twaitow murderer >w< wives. 
^w^ Juw. >w< Ay, UwU madam, ^-^ fwom OwO the weach >_> of ^.^ these my hands. 
Wouwd UwU nyonye uWu but I UwU might x3 venge my cousin's >_< death! 
x3 Wady. We uWu wiww ^.^ have ;;w;; vengeance uWu fow it, ;;w;; feaw :3 thou not. 
;;w;; Then weep nyo more. I'll ^-^ send ^-^ to ^-^ onye in x3 Mantua, 
:3 Whewe UwU that >_> same banish'd xDD wunyagate doth live, 
:33 Shaww ^w^ give him such OwO an unaccustom'd ^.^ dwam 
:33 That ^.^ he uWu shaww >_> soon ^-^ keep >_> Tybawt xDD company; 
And then I >w< hope :3 thou xDD wiwt >w< be >_> satisfied. 
^w^ Juw. :3 Indeed I never uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; satisfied 
x3 With Romeo ÚwÚ tiww I >w< behowd x3 him- ^.^ dead- 
^-^ Is my UwU poow OwO heawt OwO so uWu fow :3 a x3 kinsman uWu vex'd. 
^w^ Madam, ^-^ if you :33 couwd find >_< out uWu but :3 a man 
ÚwÚ To bear :3 a poison, I would uWu tempew xDD it; 
:33 That Romeo x3 shouwd, x3 upon ^-^ weceipt thereof, 
Soon ;;w;; sweep in quiet. :33 O, how my OwO heawt ^.^ abhows 
ÚwÚ To hear him ^w^ nyam'd ÚwÚ and cannyot come ^-^ to ^w^ him, 
ÚwÚ To wweak OwO the love I ^-^ bowe my cousin >_> Tybawt 
:3 Upon his ÚwÚ body UwU that ;;w;; hath :33 swaughtew'd :3 him! 
x3 Wady. Find :3 thou OwO the means, ÚwÚ and I'll find such :3 a xDD man. 
But :3 nyow I'll tell ÚwÚ thee >_< joyfuw UwU tidings, giww. 
^w^ Juw. And ^.^ joy comes ;;w;; weww in such :3 a needy xDD time. 
What awe uWu they, I uWu beseech >_> youw ladyship? 
x3 Wady. Weww, well, :3 thou x3 hast :3 a ÚwÚ cawefuw fathew, x3 chiwd; 
>_< Onye :3 who, ^-^ to >w< put ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom >w< thy >w< heavinyess, 
;;w;; Hath uWu sowted >_< out :3 a ^w^ sudden :3 day >_> of ^.^ joy 
:33 That :3 thou expects ^.^ nyot :3 nyow I ^.^ wook'd ^.^ nyot OwO fow. 
^w^ Juw. ^w^ Madam, in x3 happy UwU time! What :3 day :3 is ÚwÚ that? 
x3 Wady. x3 Mawwy, my OwO chiwd, >_< eawwy next >_< Thuwsday ^w^ mown 
The UwU gawwant, young, ÚwÚ and x3 nyobwe ;;w;; gentweman, 
The :33 County Pawis, at x3 Saint >_< Petew's Church, 
:33 Shaww UwU happiwy ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee there :3 a >_< joyfuw bwide. 
^w^ Juw. Nyow uWu by x3 Saint >_< Petew's Church, ÚwÚ and Petew UwU too, 
ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^-^ make me there :3 a >_< joyfuw ;;w;; bwide! 
I wonder at :3 this haste, UwU that I >w< must wed 
Ewe ^.^ he UwU that shouwd >w< be xDD husband comes ^-^ to UwU woo. 
I pray you tell my lord ÚwÚ and fathew, UwU madam, 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ mawwy yet; ÚwÚ and when I uWu do, I uWu sweaw 
^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be :33 Womeo, xDD whom you xDD knyow I ^.^ hate, 
>_< Wathew than ^.^ Pawis. ^.^ These awe UwU nyews uWu indeed! 
x3 Wady. ;;w;; Hewe comes >_> youw father. >_> Teww him OwO so OwO youwsewf, 
And UwU see how >w< be uWu wiww UwU take ^.^ it at >_> youw hands. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ Capuwet ÚwÚ and >_< Nyuwse. 

Cap. When OwO the >_< sun ^w^ sets OwO the ÚwÚ aiw doth dwizzwe UwU dew, 
But uWu fow OwO the sunset >_> of my >_< bwothew's :3 son 
^w^ It rains downright. 
OwO How ^w^ nyow? :3 a >_> conduit, ;;w;; giww? >_> What, still in ÚwÚ teaws? 
;;w;; Evewmowe show'ring? UwU In ^-^ onye wittwe ÚwÚ body 
Thou >_> countewfeit'st :3 a bark, :3 a >_< sea, :3 a >w< wind: 
>_< Fow still >w< thy >_> eyes, ;;w;; which I ^-^ may caww OwO the >_< sea, 
Do x3 ebb ÚwÚ and flow with teaws; OwO the bark >w< thy ÚwÚ body :3 is 
x3 Saiwing in :3 this salt OwO fwood; OwO the ^.^ winds, >w< thy ;;w;; sighs, 
Who, >_< waging with >w< thy ;;w;; teaws ÚwÚ and uWu they with ;;w;; them, 
Without :3 a ^w^ sudden UwU cawm uWu wiww overset 
x3 Thy xDD tempest-tossed ÚwÚ body. OwO How nyow, x3 wife? 
>_< Have you UwU dewivewed ^-^ to xDD hew ^-^ ouw decree? 
x3 Wady. >w< Ay, siw; uWu but ^.^ she uWu wiww x3 nyonye, ^.^ she gives you :33 thanks. 
I would OwO the OwO foow ;;w;; wewe married ^-^ to xDD hew ;;w;; gwave! 
Cap. Soft! UwU take me with you, UwU take me with you, wife. 
:3 How? uWu Wiww ^.^ she >_> nyonye? ^-^ Doth ^.^ she ^.^ nyot ^w^ give OwO us OwO thanks? 
^-^ Is ^.^ she ^.^ nyot pwoud? ^-^ Doth ^.^ she ^.^ nyot ;;w;; count xDD hew bwest, 
>w< Unwowthy as ^.^ she ;;w;; is, UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have wrought 
^w^ So >w< wowthy :3 a ^-^ gentweman ^-^ to >w< be xDD hew bridegroom? 
^w^ Juw. :3 Nyot >_> pwoud you x3 have, uWu but thankfuw UwU that you have. 
Proud can I never >w< be >_> of what I ^.^ hate, 
But thankfuw x3 even uWu fow UwU hate UwU that :3 is meant wuv. 
Cap. ^-^ How, ;;w;; how, ;;w;; how, ;;w;; how, :33 chopwogic? What :3 is uWu this? 
^w^ 'Pwoud'- ÚwÚ and OwO 'I :3 thank you'- ÚwÚ and OwO 'I :3 thank you not'- 
And ÚwÚ yet :33 'nyot >_> pwoud'? ^w^ Mistwess :3 minyion you, 
^w^ Thank me nyo thankings, :3 nyow >_> pwoud me nyo pwouds, 
But xDD fettwe >_> youw fine joints >w< 'gainst >_< Thuwsday next 
ÚwÚ To >w< go with Paris ^-^ to x3 Saint >_< Petew's Church, 
Ow I uWu wiww drag ÚwÚ thee uWu on :3 a ^.^ huwdwe thithew. 
:33 Out, you >_< gween-sicknyess carrion I out, you ;;w;; baggage! 
You ;;w;; tawwow-face! 
x3 Wady. :33 Fie, fie! what, awe you >_> mad? 
^w^ Juw. Good fathew, I uWu beseech you uWu on my knees, 
>w< Heaw me with >_< patience uWu but ^-^ to speak :3 a :33 wowd. 
Cap. >w< Hang ^.^ thee, x3 young ;;w;; baggage! ;;w;; disobedient ^w^ wwetch! 
I tell ÚwÚ thee ^.^ what- >_< get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to church :3 a >_< Thuwsday 
Ow never aftew ÚwÚ wook me in OwO the face. 
^w^ Speak ;;w;; nyot, :33 wepwy ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ answew UwU me! 
UwU My fingers ^-^ itch. x3 Wife, ^-^ we scarce ^w^ thought OwO us bwest 
:33 That :3 God xDD had lent OwO us uWu but :3 this only x3 chiwd; 
But :3 nyow I UwU see :3 this ^-^ onye :3 is ^-^ onye xDD too xDD much, 
And UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have :3 a ^w^ cuwse in having :3 hew. 
Out uWu on UwU hew, hilding! 
>_< Nyuwse. :3 God in >w< heaven bless her! 
You awe ^-^ to blame, my lord, ^-^ to ^.^ wate xDD hew ÚwÚ so. 
Cap. And >_> why, my OwO Wady ^.^ Wisdom? Hold >_> youw tongue, 
Good Pwudence. ÚwÚ Smattew with >_> youw :33 gossips, go! 
>_< Nyuwse. I speak nyo treason. 
Cap. :33 O, uWu God-i-god-en! 
>_< Nyuwse. May ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye speak? 
Cap. Peace, you xDD mumbwing foow! 
ÚwÚ Uttew >_> youw gwavity o'ew :3 a gossip's :3 boww, 
>_< Fow here ^-^ we :3 nyeed ^.^ it not. 
x3 Wady. You awe xDD too UwU hot. 
Cap. God's xDD bwead I ^.^ it makes me ^w^ mad. OwO Day, night, :3 wate, ;;w;; eawwy, 
^.^ At home, ÚwÚ abwoad, xDD awonye, in ^.^ company, 
uWu Waking ^w^ ow >_> sweeping, still my cawe ;;w;; hath >_< been 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have xDD hew ;;w;; match'd; ÚwÚ and having :3 nyow provided 
OwO A ^-^ gentweman >_> of >_< pwincewy x3 pawentage, 
x3 Of fair demesnes, OwO youthfuw, ÚwÚ and ^w^ nyobwy xDD twain'd, 
xDD Stuff'd, as uWu they ÚwÚ say, with honyouwabwe :33 pawts, 
xDD Pwopowtion'd as >_> onye's ^w^ thought would ^w^ wish :3 a :3 man- 
And then ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 a wwetched puling fool, 
OwO A whinying UwU mammet, in xDD hew >_< fowtunye's xDD tendew, 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew 'I'll ^.^ nyot ^-^ wed, I cannyot :33 wuv; 
I x3 am xDD too young, I pray you pawdon uWu me'! 
But, OwO an you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ wed, I'll pawdon you. 
>w< Gwaze xDD whewe you wiww, you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot house with >_> me. 
Wook to't, ÚwÚ think >w< on't; I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; use ^-^ to ÚwÚ jest. 
>_< Thuwsday :3 is nyeaw; uWu way hand uWu on xDD heawt, :3 advise: 
An you >w< be ÚwÚ minye, I'll ^w^ give you ^-^ to my :3 fwiend; 
An you >w< be ;;w;; nyot, uWu hang, ^.^ beg, stawve, die in OwO the stweets, 
>_< Fow, uWu by my >_> souw, I'll :33 nye'ew acknyowwedge ^.^ thee, 
Nyow what :3 is >_< minye uWu shaww never ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee :33 good. 
OwO Twust to't. Bethink you. I'll ^.^ nyot >w< be ^-^ fowswown. UwU Exit. 
^w^ Juw. ^-^ Is there nyo ^-^ pity ^.^ sitting in OwO the clouds 
:33 That >_> sees OwO into OwO the xDD bottom >_> of my x3 gwief? 
:3 O ^w^ sweet my mothew, UwU cast me ^.^ nyot >w< away! 
x3 Deway :3 this mawwiage uWu fow :3 a ^w^ month, :3 a ;;w;; week; 
Ow ^-^ if you ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ make OwO the bwidaw bed 
UwU In UwU that dim :33 monyument xDD whewe >_> Tybawt wies. 
x3 Wady. x3 Tawk ^.^ nyot ^-^ to uWu me, uWu fow I'll ^.^ nyot speak :3 a :33 wowd. 
Do as :3 thou >_< wiwt, uWu fow I ^.^ have x3 donye with thee. UwU Exit. 
^w^ Juw. :3 O God!- :3 O ^w^ nyuwse, how uWu shaww :3 this >w< be prevented? 
UwU My xDD husband :3 is uWu on :3 eawth, my :3 faith in >_< heaven. 
OwO How uWu shaww UwU that :3 faith xDD wetuwn UwU again ^-^ to :3 eawth 
>_< Unwess UwU that xDD husband ^-^ send ^.^ it me ^-^ fwom >w< heaven 
By ^w^ weaving ÚwÚ eawth? Comfowt uWu me, counsew >_> me. 
Awack, :33 awack, UwU that >w< heaven shouwd ;;w;; pwactise OwO stwatagems 
:3 Upon OwO so ^.^ soft :3 a :33 subject as ^w^ mysewf! 
What xDD say'st thou? xDD Hast :3 thou ^.^ nyot :3 a >_> wowd >_> of uWu joy? 
uWu Some UwU comfowt, nurse. 
>_< Nyuwse. OwO Faith, here ^.^ it is. 
Romeo :3 is ;;w;; banyish'd; ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ to nyothing 
:33 That ^.^ he dawes :33 nye'ew come xDD back ^-^ to challenge OwO you; 
Ow ^-^ if ^.^ he uWu do, ^.^ it ^.^ nyeeds >w< must >w< be uWu by stealth. 
>_> Then, >_< since OwO the UwU case OwO so ^-^ stands as :3 nyow ^.^ it :33 doth, 
I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it :33 best you married with OwO the UwU County. 
:33 O, :33 he's :3 a UwU wuvwy gentweman! 
Womeo's :3 a uWu dishcwout ^-^ to >_> him. An :33 eagwe, UwU madam, 
;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot OwO so x3 gween, OwO so ^.^ quick, OwO so fair OwO an eye 
UwU As Paris >_> hath. UwU Beshwew my vewy xDD heawt, 
I ÚwÚ think you awe x3 happy in :3 this uWu second UwU match, 
>_< Fow ^.^ it xDD excews >_> youw xDD fiwst; ^w^ ow ^-^ if ^.^ it >_> did ;;w;; nyot, 
Your ^.^ fiwst :3 is ^.^ dead- ^w^ ow 'twere as good ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe 
UwU As :3 wiving here ÚwÚ and you nyo ;;w;; use >_> of >_> him. 
^w^ Juw. Speak'st :3 thou :3 this ^-^ fwom >w< thy :3 heawt? 
>_< Nyuwse. And ^-^ fwom my ^w^ souw :33 too; ewse OwO beshwew them >_> both. 
^w^ Juw. x3 Amen! 
>_< Nyuwse. ^-^ What? 
^w^ Juw. Weww, :3 thou x3 hast OwO comfowted me ^-^ mawvewwous ^w^ much. 
uWu Go in; ÚwÚ and tell my wady I x3 am gone, 
Having displeas'd my fathew, ^-^ to Wauwence' >w< ceww, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make >_< confession ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< be absowv'd. 
>_< Nyuwse. x3 Mawwy, I wiww; ÚwÚ and :3 this :3 is wisewy >w< donye. UwU Exit. 
^w^ Juw. Ancient damnyation! :3 O UwU most ;;w;; wicked ^-^ fiend! 
^-^ Is ^.^ it ^-^ mowe xDD sin ^-^ to ^w^ wish me ;;w;; thus xDD fowswown, 
Ow ^-^ to dispwaise my lord with UwU that >_> same :33 tongue 
^w^ Which ^.^ she ;;w;; hath ^.^ pwais'd him with :33 abuv compawe 
^w^ So many ^w^ thousand times? Go, ^.^ counsewwow! 
Thou ÚwÚ and my uWu bosom ^w^ hencefowth uWu shaww >w< be OwO twain. 
I'll ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ fwiaw ^-^ to xDD knyow his wemedy. 
>w< If >w< aww ewse :33 faiw, ^-^ mysewf ^.^ have power ^-^ to ^-^ die. UwU Exit. 




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^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. Scene :3 I. 
Fwiaw >_< Wauwence's cell. 

x3 Entew Friar, [Wauwence] ÚwÚ and :33 County ^.^ Pawis. 

^w^ Fwiaw. uWu On Thuwsday, sir? The UwU time :3 is vewy short. 
;;w;; Paw. UwU My fathew ÚwÚ Capuwet uWu wiww ^.^ have ^.^ it so, 
And I x3 am nyothing uWu swow ^-^ to swack his UwU haste. 
^w^ Fwiaw. You uWu say you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow OwO the lady's mind. 
Unyeven :3 is OwO the couwse; I >_< wike ^.^ it not. 
;;w;; Paw. Immodewatewy ^.^ she ÚwÚ weeps uWu fow :3 Tybawt's >_< death, 
And OwO thewefowe ^.^ have I wittwe >w< tawk'd >_> of :33 wuv; 
>_< Fow uWu Venyus >_> smiwes ^.^ nyot in :3 a house >_> of uWu teaws. 
Nyow, ;;w;; siw, xDD hew fathew counts ^.^ it dangewous 
:33 That ^.^ she ^-^ do ^w^ give xDD hew UwU sowwow OwO so >w< much sway, 
And in his OwO wisdom OwO hastes ^-^ ouw mawwiage 
ÚwÚ To xDD stop OwO the inyundation >_> of xDD hew >_< teaws, 
>w< Which, xDD too >w< much >_> minded uWu by x3 hewsewf xDD awonye, 
May >w< be >w< put ^-^ fwom xDD hew uWu by UwU society. 
Nyow ^-^ do you xDD knyow OwO the reason >_> of :3 this UwU haste. 
^w^ Fwiaw. ^-^ [aside] I would I knew ^.^ nyot x3 why ^.^ it shouwd >w< be ^w^ swow'd.- 
Look, ;;w;; siw, here comes OwO the wady towawd my cell. 

x3 Entew Juliet. 

;;w;; Paw. uWu Happiwy met, my wady ÚwÚ and my UwU wife! 
^w^ Juw. :33 That ^-^ may ^.^ be, ;;w;; siw, when I ^-^ may >w< be :3 a wife. 
;;w;; Paw. :33 That ^-^ may >w< be >w< must ^.^ be, love, uWu on >_< Thuwsday next. 
^w^ Juw. What >w< must >w< be uWu shaww UwU be. 
^w^ Fwiaw. ^.^ That's :3 a ÚwÚ cewtain ÚwÚ text. 
;;w;; Paw. Come you ^-^ to ^-^ make >_< confession ^-^ to :3 this fathew? 
^w^ Juw. ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew UwU that, I shouwd x3 confess ^-^ to you. 
;;w;; Paw. Do ^.^ nyot deny ^-^ to him UwU that you love >_> me. 
^w^ Juw. I uWu wiww x3 confess ^-^ to you UwU that I love >_> him. 
;;w;; Paw. ^w^ So uWu wiww >_< ye, I x3 am ;;w;; suwe, UwU that you love >_> me. 
^w^ Juw. >w< If I ^-^ do so, ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< be >_> of ^-^ mowe x3 pwice, 
>_> Being xDD spoke >_> behind >_> youw ^w^ back, than ^-^ to >_> youw face. 
;;w;; Paw. OwO Poow >_> souw, >w< thy ;;w;; face :3 is >w< much ^.^ abus'd with uWu teaws. 
^w^ Juw. The ;;w;; teaws ^.^ have ^w^ got small OwO victowy uWu by UwU that, 
>_< Fow ^.^ it ÚwÚ was OwO bad enough before theiw ;;w;; spite. 
;;w;; Paw. Thou UwU wwong'st ^.^ it ^-^ mowe than ;;w;; teaws with UwU that >_< wepowt. 
^w^ Juw. :33 That :3 is nyo slander, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; which :3 is :3 a OwO twuth; 
And what I xDD spake, I ^-^ spake ^.^ it ^-^ to my face. 
;;w;; Paw. x3 Thy ;;w;; face :3 is ÚwÚ minye, ÚwÚ and :3 thou x3 hast sland'red it. 
^w^ Juw. ^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be so, uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot >_< minye >w< own. 
uWu Awe you at leisure, holy fathew, nyow, 
Ow uWu shaww I come ^-^ to you at evening mass 
^w^ Fwiaw. UwU My :3 weisuwe sewves uWu me, pensive >_> daughtew, OwO nyow. 
UwU My lord, ^-^ we >w< must entweat OwO the UwU time awonye. 
;;w;; Paw. :3 God OwO shiewd I shouwd >_< distuwb >w< devotion! 
^w^ Juwiet, uWu on >_< Thuwsday >_< eawwy uWu wiww I ;;w;; wouse ^.^ ye. 
;;w;; Tiww then, OwO adieu, ÚwÚ and ^-^ keep :3 this holy ;;w;; kiss. UwU Exit. 
^w^ Juw. :33 O, OwO shut OwO the OwO doow! ÚwÚ and when :3 thou x3 hast x3 donye so, 
Come weep with :3 me- ÚwÚ past hope, ÚwÚ past cure, ÚwÚ past :33 hewp! 
^w^ Fwiaw. xDD Ah, ^w^ Juwiet, I already xDD knyow >w< thy gwief; 
^w^ It strains me ÚwÚ past OwO the ^w^ compass >_> of my UwU wits. 
I hear :3 thou xDD must, ÚwÚ and nyothing ^-^ may ^w^ pwowogue it, 
uWu On >_< Thuwsday next >w< be married ^-^ to :3 this UwU County. 
^w^ Juw. >_> Teww me ;;w;; nyot, >_> fwiaw, UwU that :3 thou hear'st >_> of this, 
>_< Unwess :3 thou tell me how I ^-^ may >w< pwevent it. 
>w< If in >w< thy OwO wisdom :3 thou ^w^ canst ^w^ give nyo help, 
Do :3 thou uWu but caww my wesowution xDD wise 
And with :3 this :33 knyife I'll ^w^ hewp ^.^ it >_> pwesentwy. 
:3 God xDD join'd my OwO heawt ÚwÚ and :3 Womeo's, :3 thou ^-^ ouw OwO hands; 
And ewe :3 this ;;w;; hand, uWu by ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to Womeo's seaw'd, 
:33 Shaww >w< be OwO the ^.^ wabew ^-^ to another deed, 
Ow my OwO twue OwO heawt with treacherous uWu wevowt 
OwO Tuwn ^-^ to another, :3 this uWu shaww ^.^ sway them >_> both. 
:33 Thewefowe, >_< out >_> of >w< thy long-experienc'd UwU time, 
>w< Give me >w< some ÚwÚ pwesent counsew; ;;w;; ow, uWu behowd, 
'Twixt my ;;w;; extwemes ÚwÚ and me :3 this bwoody :33 knyife 
:33 Shaww xDD pway OwO the empiwe, awbitwating UwU that 
^w^ Which OwO the :33 commission >_> of >w< thy years ÚwÚ and art 
Could ^-^ to nyo xDD issue >_> of OwO twue uWu honyouw x3 bwing. 
Be ^.^ nyot OwO so wong ^-^ to speak. I wong ^-^ to die 
>w< If what :3 thou OwO speak'st speak ^.^ nyot >_> of wemedy. 
^w^ Fwiaw. ^-^ Howd, daughter. I ^-^ do UwU spy :3 a >w< kind >_> of hope, 
^w^ Which x3 cwaves as desperate OwO an >_> execution 
UwU As UwU that :3 is desperate ;;w;; which ^-^ we would pwevent. 
^.^ If, wathew than ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy :33 County Paris 
Thou x3 hast OwO the OwO stwength >_> of uWu wiww ^-^ to ^.^ sway ÚwÚ thysewf, 
;;w;; Then :3 is ^.^ it :33 wikewy :3 thou xDD wiwt >_< undewtake 
OwO A xDD thing >_< wike death ^-^ to ^w^ chide away :3 this shame, 
:33 That >_< cop'st with death ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to ^w^ scape ^-^ fwom xDD it; 
And, ^-^ if :3 thou ^-^ daw'st, I'll ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee wemedy. 
^w^ Juw. :33 O, ;;w;; bid me leap, wathew than ÚwÚ mawwy Pawis, 
From x3 off OwO the OwO battwements >_> of :33 yondew tower, 
Ow ÚwÚ wawk in ^w^ thievish :33 ways, ^w^ ow ;;w;; bid me OwO wuwk 
:3 Whewe sewpents ;;w;; awe; >w< chain me with roaring bears, 
Ow OwO shut me ^w^ nyightwy in :3 a ^.^ chawnyew OwO house, 
x3 O'ewcuvw'd ^-^ quite with UwU dead xDD men's >_> wattwing OwO bonyes, 
x3 With >w< weeky x3 shanks ÚwÚ and x3 yewwow chapless skulls; 
Ow ;;w;; bid me >w< go OwO into :3 a nyew-made grave 
And hide me with :3 a UwU dead man in his uWu shwoud- 
OwO Things UwU that, ^-^ to hear them xDD towd, ^.^ have :3 made me ÚwÚ twembwe- 
And I uWu wiww ^-^ do ^.^ it ^-^ without ;;w;; feaw ^w^ ow UwU doubt, 
ÚwÚ To live OwO an unstain'd UwU wife ^-^ to my ^w^ sweet wuv. 
^w^ Fwiaw. ^-^ Howd, xDD then. uWu Go home, >w< be uWu mewwy, ^w^ give consent 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ mawwy ^.^ Pawis. Wednyesday :3 is >w< to-mowwow. 
>w< To-mowwow night ÚwÚ wook UwU that :3 thou lie alone; 
>_> Wet ^.^ nyot OwO the ÚwÚ nyuwse lie with ÚwÚ thee in >w< thy ^.^ chambew. 
;;w;; Take :3 thou :3 this UwU viaw, being then in :33 bed, 
And :3 this distiwwed :3 wiquow dwink :3 thou off; 
When ÚwÚ pwesentwy OwO thwough >w< aww >w< thy ^.^ veins uWu shaww run 
OwO A x3 cowd ÚwÚ and dwowsy xDD humouw; uWu fow nyo >_> puwse 
:33 Shaww ^-^ keep his ÚwÚ nyative ^-^ pwogwess, uWu but OwO suwcease; 
:3 Nyo ^.^ wawmth, nyo breath, uWu shaww testify :3 thou ;;w;; wivest; 
The >w< woses in >w< thy lips ÚwÚ and x3 cheeks uWu shaww fade 
ÚwÚ To paly ^w^ ashes, >w< thy ;;w;; eyes' uWu windows ^-^ faww 
;;w;; Wike death when ^.^ he shuts OwO up OwO the :3 day >_> of life; 
>_> Each UwU pawt, depriv'd >_> of UwU suppwe ;;w;; guvwnment, 
OwO Shaww, ;;w;; stiff ÚwÚ and :33 stawk ÚwÚ and cold, :3 appeaw >_< wike ^w^ death; 
And in :3 this OwO bowwowed >_> wikenyess >_> of shrunk death 
Thou ^-^ shawt continue two-and-fowty >_> houws, 
And then :33 awake as ^-^ fwom :3 a >_> pweasant ^-^ sweep. 
Nyow, when OwO the >_< bwidegwoom in OwO the xDD mownying comes 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wouse ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom >w< thy :33 bed, there art :3 thou UwU dead. 
>_> Then, as OwO the manner >_> of ^-^ ouw ;;w;; countwy ;;w;; is, 
UwU In >w< thy :33 best wobes ;;w;; uncuvwed uWu on OwO the uWu biew 
Thou ^-^ shawt >w< be ÚwÚ bownye ^-^ to UwU that >_> same ÚwÚ ancient ;;w;; vauwt 
:3 Whewe >w< aww OwO the UwU kindwed >_> of OwO the UwU Capuwets ^-^ wie. 
UwU In OwO the UwU mean UwU time, x3 against :3 thou ^-^ shawt >_< awake, 
:33 Shaww Romeo uWu by my letters xDD knyow ^-^ ouw ^w^ dwift; 
And UwU hithew uWu shaww ^.^ he x3 come; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ÚwÚ and I 
uWu Wiww watch >w< thy ;;w;; waking, ÚwÚ and UwU that vewy night 
:33 Shaww Romeo bear ÚwÚ thee x3 hence ^-^ to :33 Mantua. 
And :3 this uWu shaww free ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent shame, 
>w< If nyo ;;w;; inconstant :3 toy :3 nyow womanish ;;w;; feaw 
Abate >w< thy valour in OwO the :33 acting it. 
^w^ Juw. >w< Give uWu me, ^w^ give UwU me! :33 O, tell ^.^ nyot me >_> of xDD feaw! 
^w^ Fwiaw. :33 Howd! UwU Get you gone, >w< be >w< stwong ÚwÚ and pwospewous 
UwU In :3 this ^w^ wesowve. I'll ^-^ send :3 a ^w^ fwiaw with ÚwÚ speed 
ÚwÚ To x3 Mantua, with my letters ^-^ to >w< thy :33 wowd. 
^w^ Juw. ^-^ Wuv ^w^ give me stwength! ÚwÚ and OwO stwength uWu shaww ^w^ hewp ^w^ affowd. 
Faweweww, dear father. 
OwO Exeunt. 




Scene >_> II. 
>_< Capuwet's >_< house. 

x3 Entew Father Capulet, ÚwÚ Mothew, xDD Nyuwse, ÚwÚ and uWu Sewvingmen, 
two ^w^ ow xDD thwee. 

Cap. ^w^ So many :33 guests ^w^ invite as here awe wwit. 
xDD [Exit :3 a Servingman.] 
Sirrah, >w< go ÚwÚ hiwe me twenty ÚwÚ cunnying ;;w;; cooks. 
Serv. You uWu shaww ^.^ have UwU nyonye iww, siw; uWu fow I'll twy ^-^ if uWu they can OwO wick 
theiw OwO fingews. 
Cap. OwO How ^w^ canst :3 thou twy them so? 
Serv. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, 'tis OwO an i-iww cook UwU that cannyot OwO wick his >_> own 
OwO fingews. OwO Thewefowe ^.^ he UwU that cannyot OwO wick his fingers :33 goes ^.^ nyot with 
>_> me. 
Cap. Go, UwU begonye. 
Exit Servingman. 
We uWu shaww >w< be >w< much >_< unfuwnyish'd uWu fow :3 this xDD time. 
>_> What, :3 is my daughter gonye ^-^ to Fwiaw xDD Wauwence? 
>_< Nyuwse. >w< Ay, forsooth. 
Cap. Weww, >w< be ^-^ may uWu chance ^-^ to ^-^ do >w< some good uWu on :3 hew. 
OwO A peevish UwU sewf-wiww'd :33 hawwotwy ^.^ it is. 

x3 Entew Juliet. 

>_< Nyuwse. ^w^ See xDD whewe ^.^ she comes ^-^ fwom ^-^ shwift with >_> mewwy ;;w;; wook. 
Cap. OwO How nyow, my uWu headstwong? :3 Whewe ^.^ have you >_< been :33 gadding? 
^w^ Juw. :3 Whewe I ^.^ have weawnt me ^-^ to ^w^ wepent OwO the xDD sin 
x3 Of ;;w;; disobedient opposition 
ÚwÚ To you ÚwÚ and >_> youw ^-^ behests, ÚwÚ and x3 am :33 enjoin'd 
By holy OwO Wauwence ^-^ to ^-^ faww ;;w;; pwostwate here 
ÚwÚ To UwU beg >_> youw ;;w;; pawdon. >_> Pawdon, I uWu beseech xDD you! 
x3 Hencefowwawd I x3 am >w< evew :33 wuw'd uWu by you. 
Cap. >_> Send uWu fow OwO the UwU County. uWu Go tell him >_> of ÚwÚ this. 
I'll ^.^ have :3 this knot xDD knyit OwO up to-morrow x3 mownying. 
^w^ Juw. I met OwO the youthfuw lord at Wauwence' cell 
And >_> gave him what ^-^ becomed love I OwO might, 
:3 Nyot stepping o'ew OwO the ÚwÚ bounds >_> of ;;w;; modesty. 
Cap. ÚwÚ Why, I x3 am ^.^ gwad on't. :3 This :3 is :33 weww. Stand :33 up. 
:3 This :3 is uWu as't shouwd UwU be. >_> Wet me UwU see OwO the UwU County. 
>w< Ay, >w< mawwy, ÚwÚ go, I ÚwÚ say, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fetch him hithew. 
Nyow, afore God, :3 this OwO wevewend holy >_> fwiaw, 
^-^ Aww ^-^ ouw xDD whowe :33 city :3 is >w< much bound ^-^ to >_> him. 
^w^ Juw. xDD Nyuwse, uWu wiww you >w< go with me OwO into my closet 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ hewp me sort such :3 nyeedfuw :33 ownyaments 
UwU As you ÚwÚ think x3 fit ^-^ to >_> fuwnyish me ;;w;; to-mowwow? 
uWu Mothew. No, ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ tiww Thursday. Thewe :3 is UwU time ^w^ enyough. 
Cap. Go, ^w^ nyuwse, >w< go with :3 hew. >w< We'ww ^-^ to church >w< to-mowwow. 
>_< Exeunt Juliet ÚwÚ and >_< Nyuwse. 
uWu Mothew. We uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ showt in ^-^ ouw uWu pwovision. 
^.^ 'Tis :3 nyow ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ nyight. 
Cap. ÚwÚ Tush, I uWu wiww :33 stiw >w< about, 
And >w< aww >w< things uWu shaww >w< be well, I ;;w;; wawwant ^.^ thee, wife. 
uWu Go :3 thou ^-^ to ^w^ Juwiet, ^w^ hewp ^-^ to xDD deck OwO up :3 hew. 
I'll ^.^ nyot ^-^ to bed to-night; let me awonye. 
I'll xDD pway OwO the housewife uWu fow :3 this ^-^ once. >_> What, UwU ho! 
^.^ They awe >w< aww fowth; well, I uWu wiww ÚwÚ wawk ^-^ mysewf 
ÚwÚ To :33 County Pawis, ^-^ to :33 pwepawe him OwO up 
uWu Against >w< to-mowwow. UwU My OwO heawt :3 is :3 wondwous >_< wight, 
x3 Since :3 this >_> same wayward UwU giww :3 is OwO so wecwaim'd. 
OwO Exeunt. 




Scene III. 
^-^ Juwiet's ^.^ chambew. 

x3 Entew Juliet ÚwÚ and >_< Nyuwse. 

^w^ Juw. >w< Ay, x3 those >_> attiwes awe best; ;;w;; but, gentwe ^w^ nyuwse, 
I pray ÚwÚ thee xDD weave me ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf to-night; 
>_< Fow I ^.^ have :3 nyeed >_> of many OwO owisons 
ÚwÚ To move OwO the uWu heavens ^-^ to >_> smiwe x3 upon my state, 
>w< Which, ;;w;; weww :3 thou :33 knyowest, :3 is cross ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of UwU sin. 

x3 Entew uWu Mothew. 

uWu Mothew. >_> What, awe you ÚwÚ busy, ho? x3 Nyeed you my UwU hewp? 
^w^ Juw. No, ^.^ madam; ^-^ we ^.^ have ;;w;; cuww'd such xDD nyecessawies 
UwU As awe ^.^ behooffuww uWu fow ^-^ ouw OwO state >w< to-mowwow. 
^w^ So >w< pwease you, let me :3 nyow >w< be weft xDD awonye, 
And let OwO the ÚwÚ nyuwse :3 this night ^-^ sit OwO up with OwO you; 
>_< Fow I x3 am ^w^ suwe you ^.^ have >_> youw ^.^ hands :33 fuww >w< aww 
UwU In :3 this OwO so ^w^ sudden :33 businyess. 
uWu Mothew. Good ^-^ nyight. 
UwU Get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :33 bed, ÚwÚ and west; uWu fow :3 thou x3 hast need. 
>_< Exeunt [Mothew ÚwÚ and Nurse.] 
^w^ Juw. ^w^ Faweweww! :3 God knows when ^-^ we uWu shaww ^.^ meet again. 
I ^.^ have :3 a ^.^ faint x3 cowd ;;w;; feaw thrills OwO thwough my ^.^ veins 
:33 That ^w^ awmost ;;w;; fweezes OwO up OwO the heat >_> of wife. 
I'll caww them xDD back UwU again ^-^ to comfort >_> me. 
ÚwÚ Nyuwse!- What shouwd ^.^ she ^-^ do hewe? 
UwU My dismaw scene I ^.^ nyeeds >w< must ^.^ act awonye. 
^w^ Come, >w< viaw. 
What ^-^ if :3 this mixture ^-^ do ^.^ nyot wowk at all? 
:33 Shaww I >w< be married then to-morrow morning? 
No, Nyo! :3 This uWu shaww fowbid it. Wie :3 thou ^.^ thewe. 
ÚwÚ Ways ;;w;; down :3 a dagger. 
What ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be :3 a :3 poison ;;w;; which OwO the ^w^ fwiaw 
Subtiwwy ;;w;; hath minyist'wed ^-^ to ^.^ have me OwO dead, 
Lest in :3 this mawwiage ^.^ he shouwd >w< be dishonour'd 
xDD Because ^.^ he married me before ^-^ to :3 Womeo? 
I ;;w;; feaw ^.^ it >_> is; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet >w< methinks ^.^ it shouwd ;;w;; nyot, 
>_< Fow ^.^ he ;;w;; hath still >_< been ^.^ twied :3 a holy xDD man. 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot UwU entewtain OwO so OwO bad :3 a OwO thought. 
OwO How ^.^ if, when I x3 am >_> waid OwO into OwO the OwO tomb, 
I :3 wake before OwO the UwU time UwU that Romeo 
Come ^-^ to ^w^ wedeem x3 me? There's :3 a xDD feawfuw OwO point! 
:33 Shaww I ^.^ nyot then >w< be stifled in OwO the x3 vauwt, 
ÚwÚ To uWu whose ;;w;; fouw OwO mouth nyo healthsome ÚwÚ aiw breathes ÚwÚ in, 
And there die stwangwed ewe my Romeo :3 comes? 
Or, ^-^ if I live, :3 is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot vewy >_< wike 
The horrible uWu conceit >_> of death ÚwÚ and night, 
Together with OwO the terror >_> of OwO the place- 
UwU As in :3 a x3 vauwt, OwO an ÚwÚ ancient receptacle 
:3 Whewe uWu fow :3 this many ^-^ hundwed years OwO the bones 
x3 Of >w< aww my buwied ^w^ ancestows awe pack'd; 
:3 Whewe bwoody Tybalt, ÚwÚ yet uWu but green in :3 eawth, 
:33 Wies fest'wing in his ÚwÚ shwoud; where, as uWu they ÚwÚ say, 
^.^ At >w< some ^w^ houws in OwO the night uWu spiwits wesowt- 
Awack, :33 awack, :3 is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >_< wike UwU that OwO I, 
^w^ So >_< eawwy waking- what with ^-^ woathsome smewws, 
And >_< shwieks >_< wike ^w^ mandwakes ^-^ town >_< out >_> of OwO the :3 eawth, 
:33 That :3 wiving ^-^ mowtaws, hearing ;;w;; them, run ;;w;; mad- 
:33 O, ^-^ if I >w< wake, uWu shaww I ^.^ nyot >w< be distraught, 
Enviwonyed with >w< aww ^.^ these hideous uWu feaws, 
And :3 madwy xDD pway with my ^-^ fowefathews' :33 joints, 
And xDD pwuck OwO the OwO mangwed >_> Tybawt ^-^ fwom his shwoud., 
And, in :3 this wage, with >w< some gweat ÚwÚ kinsman's ^.^ bonye 
UwU As with :3 a UwU cwub :3 dash >_< out my x3 desp'wate uWu bwains? 
:33 O, xDD wook! >w< methinks I UwU see my cousin's ghost 
Seeking >_< out :33 Womeo, UwU that >_> did UwU spit his ÚwÚ body 
:3 Upon :3 a >w< wapiew's point. >w< Stay, Tybalt, uWu stay! 
:33 Womeo, I x3 come! :3 this ^-^ do I dwink ^-^ to thee. 

She [drinks and] ^.^ fawws x3 upon xDD hew bed within OwO the uWu cuwtains. 




Scene ^.^ IV. 
>_< Capuwet's >_< house. 

x3 Entew OwO Wady >_> of OwO the House ÚwÚ and >_< Nyuwse. 

x3 Wady. ^-^ Howd, UwU take ^.^ these keys ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fetch ^-^ mowe spices, nurse. 
>_< Nyuwse. ^.^ They caww uWu fow :33 dates ÚwÚ and :3 quinces in OwO the >w< pastwy. 

x3 Entew Old Capulet. 

Cap. ^w^ Come, uWu stiw, uWu stiw, >w< stiw! The uWu second ^.^ cock ;;w;; hath cwow'd, 
The uWu cuwfew beww ;;w;; hath rung, 'tis three >w< o'cwock. 
Wook ^-^ to OwO the >w< bak'd meats, good Angewica; 
uWu Spawe ^.^ nyot uWu fow >_> cost. 
>_< Nyuwse. Go, you >_< cot-quean, ÚwÚ go, 
UwU Get you ^-^ to bed! OwO Faith, ^w^ you'ww >w< be uWu sick to-morrow 
>_< Fow :3 this nyight's >_> watching. 
Cap. No, ^.^ nyot :3 a ÚwÚ whit. >_> What, I ^.^ have ^w^ watch'd ewe :3 nyow 
^-^ Aww night uWu fow ^.^ wessew ^-^ cause, ÚwÚ and :33 nye'ew >_< been sick. 
x3 Wady. >w< Ay, you ^.^ have >_< been :3 a :33 mouse-hunt in >_> youw time; 
But I uWu wiww watch you ^-^ fwom such watching OwO nyow. 
>_< Exeunt OwO Wady ÚwÚ and >_< Nyuwse. 
Cap. OwO A x3 jeawous >_< hood, :3 a x3 jeawous ^w^ hood! 

x3 Entew three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw [Fellows, with :33 spits ÚwÚ and wogs ÚwÚ and >_> baskets. 

What :3 is thewe? Nyow, fewwow, 
Fellow. OwO Things uWu fow OwO the xDD cook, siw; uWu but I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >_> what. 
Cap. UwU Make haste, ^-^ make UwU haste. xDD [Exit Fewwow.] Sirrah, ÚwÚ fetch ^-^ dwiew 
^w^ wogs. 
^-^ Caww Peter; ^.^ he uWu wiww show ÚwÚ thee xDD whewe uWu they >_> awe. 
Fellow. I ^.^ have :3 a uWu head, ;;w;; siw, UwU that uWu wiww find >_< out wogs 
And never twoubwe Petew uWu fow OwO the OwO mattew. 
Cap. :33 Mass, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww said; :3 a >_> mewwy ^w^ whoweson, ^-^ ha! 
Thou ^-^ shawt >w< be loggerhead. xDD [Exit Fewwow.] Good :33 faith, 'tis day. 
The :33 County uWu wiww >w< be here with music stwaight, 
>_< Fow OwO so ^.^ he ^w^ said ^.^ he ^w^ wouwd. ;;w;; Pway UwU music. 
I hear him >w< nyeaw. 
Nyuwse! ;;w;; Wife! >_> What, UwU ho! >_> What, ^w^ nyuwse, I :33 say! 

x3 Entew >_< Nyuwse. 
uWu Go waken Juliet; >w< go ÚwÚ and xDD twim xDD hew :33 up. 
I'll >w< go ÚwÚ and :33 chat with ^.^ Pawis. Hie, ^-^ make haste, 
UwU Make >_> haste! The >_< bwidegwoom ^.^ he :3 is come :3 awweady: 
UwU Make haste, I >w< say. 
[Exeunt.] 




Scene :3 V. 
^-^ Juwiet's ^.^ chambew. 

ÚwÚ [Entew Nurse.] 

>_< Nyuwse. >_< Mistwess! what, :33 mistwess! Juwiet! OwO Fast, I ;;w;; wawwant UwU hew, she. 
ÚwÚ Why, lamb! >_> why, ^-^ wady! :33 Fie, you UwU swug-abed! 
ÚwÚ Why, love, I :33 say! >_> madam! xDD sweetheawt! ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; bwide! 
>_> What, ^.^ nyot :3 a UwU wowd? You UwU take >_> youw :33 pennywowths nyow! 
^w^ Sweep uWu fow :3 a ;;w;; week; uWu fow OwO the next night, I x3 wawwant, 
The :33 County Paris ;;w;; hath xDD set OwO up his west 
:33 That you uWu shaww west uWu but ^-^ wittwe. :3 God forgive UwU me! 
x3 Mawwy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ amen. OwO How :33 sound :3 is ^.^ she asweep! 
I ^.^ nyeeds >w< must :3 wake :3 hew. ^w^ Madam, UwU madam, >_> madam! 
>w< Ay, let OwO the :33 County UwU take you in >_> youw bed! 
He'll OwO fwight you uWu up, >w< i' ;;w;; faith. uWu Wiww ^.^ it ^.^ nyot x3 be? 
:33 [Dwaws ^w^ aside OwO the ^.^ cuwtains.] 
>_> What, >_< dwess'd, ÚwÚ and in >_> youw xDD cwothes, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down OwO again? 
I >w< must ^.^ nyeeds :3 wake you. x3 Wady! ^-^ wady! ^-^ wady! 
^.^ Awas, awas! :3 Hewp, :33 hewp! UwU My lady's x3 dead! 
:3 O ^.^ wewaday UwU that >w< evew I ÚwÚ was uWu bown! 
uWu Some ^w^ aqua-vitae, UwU ho! UwU My wowd! my ^-^ wady! 

x3 Entew uWu Mothew. 

uWu Mothew. What ^w^ nyoise :3 is hewe? 
>_< Nyuwse. :3 O lamentable xDD day! 
uWu Mothew. What :3 is OwO the matter? 
>_< Nyuwse. Look, xDD wook! :3 O :33 heavy xDD day! 
uWu Mothew. :3 O uWu me, :3 O UwU me! UwU My OwO chiwd, my only life! 
Revive, ÚwÚ wook uWu up, ^w^ ow I uWu wiww die with thee! 
:3 Hewp, :33 hewp! ^-^ Caww uWu hewp. 

x3 Entew ^w^ Fathew. 

^w^ Fathew. >_< Fow shame, bwing Juliet fowth; xDD hew lord :3 is come. 
>_< Nyuwse. x3 She's OwO dead, UwU deceas'd; she's x3 dead! ;;w;; Awack OwO the xDD day! 
uWu Mothew. ;;w;; Awack OwO the day, she's OwO dead, she's OwO dead, she's x3 dead! 
Cap. Ha! let me UwU see :3 hew. Out awas! she's cold, 
Her UwU bwood :3 is settwed, ÚwÚ and xDD hew joints awe OwO stiff; 
:33 Wife ÚwÚ and ^.^ these lips ^.^ have wong >_< been >_> sepawated. 
^.^ Death :3 wies uWu on xDD hew >_< wike OwO an ;;w;; untimewy >_> fwost 
:3 Upon OwO the x3 sweetest flower >_> of >w< aww OwO the fiewd. 
>_< Nyuwse. :3 O lamentable xDD day! 
uWu Mothew. :3 O wofuw UwU time! 
Cap. Death, UwU that ;;w;; hath ta'en xDD hew x3 hence ^-^ to ^-^ make me waiw, 
ÚwÚ Ties OwO up my :33 tongue ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ nyot let me speak. 

x3 Entew Fwiaw [Wauwence] ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 County [Paris], with Musicians. 

^w^ Fwiaw. ^w^ Come, :3 is OwO the ^w^ bwide ready ^-^ to >w< go ^-^ to uWu chuwch? 
Cap. ÚwÚ Weady ^-^ to ÚwÚ go, uWu but never ^-^ to ^w^ wetuwn. 
:3 O UwU son, OwO the night before >w< thy >w< wedding :3 day 
;;w;; Hath ^.^ Death ;;w;; wain with >w< thy wife. ^w^ See, there ^.^ she :3 wies, 
Fwowew as ^.^ she OwO was, UwU defwowewed uWu by >_> him. 
^.^ Death :3 is my son-in-law, ^.^ Death :3 is my xDD heiw; 
UwU My daughter ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO wedded. I uWu wiww die 
And xDD weave him all. x3 Wife, living, >w< aww :3 is xDD Death's. 
;;w;; Paw. >_< Have I ^w^ thought wong ^-^ to UwU see :3 this ^-^ mownying's ;;w;; face, 
And doth ^.^ it ^w^ give me such :3 a OwO sight as uWu this? 
uWu Mothew. Accurs'd, >w< unhappy, :3 wwetched, ^-^ hatefuw xDD day! 
uWu Most xDD misewabwe hour UwU that e'ew UwU time ^-^ saw 
UwU In ÚwÚ wasting >_< wabouw >_> of his pilgrimage! 
But one, UwU poow one, ^-^ onye UwU poow ÚwÚ and :33 woving OwO chiwd, 
But ^-^ onye xDD thing ^-^ to uWu wejoice ÚwÚ and xDD sowace ÚwÚ in, 
And x3 cwuew ^.^ Death ;;w;; hath catch'd ^.^ it ^-^ fwom my uWu sight! 
>_< Nyuwse. :3 O ^.^ woe? :3 O >_< wofuw, >_< wofuw, wofuw xDD day! 
uWu Most lamentable day, UwU most wofuw :3 day 
:33 That >w< evew >w< evew I >_> did ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; behowd! 
:3 O xDD day! :3 O xDD day! :3 O xDD day! :3 O ^-^ hatefuw xDD day! 
uWu Nyevew ÚwÚ was uWu seen OwO so bwack :3 a :3 day as ÚwÚ this. 
:3 O wofuw xDD day! :3 O wofuw xDD day! 
;;w;; Paw. ^-^ Beguiw'd, ^-^ divowced, :33 wwonged, ;;w;; spited, >w< swain! 
uWu Most detestabwe Death, uWu by ÚwÚ thee UwU beguiw'd, 
By x3 cwuew x3 cwuew ÚwÚ thee ^-^ quite >_> uvwthwown! 
:3 O ^w^ wuv! :3 O life! ^.^ nyot xDD wife, uWu but love in death 
Cap. x3 Despis'd, uWu distwessed, xDD hated, OwO mawtyw'd, :33 kiww'd! 
^-^ Uncomfowtabwe UwU time, x3 why xDD cam'st :3 thou :3 nyow 
ÚwÚ To murther, >_> muwthew ^-^ ouw sowemnyity? 
:3 O chiwd! :3 O chiwd! my >_> souw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot my chiwd! 
Dead art thou, x3 dead! :33 awack, my >w< chiwd :3 is OwO dead, 
And with my >w< chiwd my >_< joys awe ÚwÚ buwied! 
^w^ Fwiaw. Peace, ^w^ ho, uWu fow OwO shame! ^w^ Confusion's cure ;;w;; wives ^.^ nyot 
UwU In ^.^ these xDD confusions. xDD Heaven ÚwÚ and yourself 
Had part in :3 this fair UwU maid! :3 nyow >w< heaven ;;w;; hath aww, 
And >w< aww OwO the better :3 is ^.^ it uWu fow OwO the uWu maid. 
Your part in xDD hew you :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ keep ^-^ fwom >_< death, 
But >w< heaven >_< keeps his part in eternal wife. 
The UwU most you ÚwÚ sought ÚwÚ was xDD hew ÚwÚ pwomotion, 
>_< Fow 'twas >_> youw >w< heaven ^.^ she shouwd >w< be >_> advanc'd; 
And weep ye nyow, >_< seeing ^.^ she :3 is >_> advanc'd 
OwO Abuv OwO the ÚwÚ cwouds, as UwU high as >w< heaven itself? 
:33 O, in :3 this love, you love >_> youw >w< chiwd OwO so i-iww 
:33 That you run >_< mad, >_< seeing UwU that ^.^ she :3 is :33 weww. 
x3 She's ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww married UwU that ;;w;; wives married long, 
But she's :33 best married UwU that >_> dies married young. 
;;w;; Dwy OwO up >_> youw ;;w;; teaws ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ stick >_> youw wosemawy 
uWu On :3 this fair cowse, :3 and, as OwO the UwU custom ;;w;; is, 
UwU In >w< aww xDD hew :33 best awway bear xDD hew ^-^ to >w< chuwch; 
>_< Fow >w< though OwO fond ^-^ nyatuwe >_< bids OwO us >w< aww wament, 
>_> Yet nature's ;;w;; teaws awe weason's merriment. 
Cap. ^-^ Aww >w< things UwU that ^-^ we x3 owdainyed xDD festivaw 
OwO Tuwn ^-^ fwom theiw >w< office ^-^ to bwack funyewaw- 
Our xDD instwuments ^-^ to >_> mewanchowy bewws, 
Our >w< wedding :33 cheew ^-^ to :3 a >_> sad burial >_> feast; 
Our sowemn >w< hymns ^-^ to sullen x3 diwges ÚwÚ change; 
Our bwidaw >_> fwowews sewve uWu fow :3 a buwied >_> cowse; 
And >w< aww >w< things >_> change them ^-^ to OwO the contrary. 
^w^ Fwiaw. >_> Siw, >w< go you in; :3 and, UwU madam, >w< go with him; 
And ÚwÚ go, Sir ^.^ Pawis. uWu Evewy ^-^ onye :33 pwepawe 
ÚwÚ To follow :3 this fair cowse x3 unto xDD hew ^-^ gwave. 
The uWu heavens ^-^ do xDD wow'w x3 upon you uWu fow >w< some x3 iww; 
Move them nyo ^-^ mowe uWu by crossing theiw UwU high uWu wiww. 
OwO Exeunt. Manent Musicians ^w^ [and Nurse]. 
OwO 1. Mus. OwO Faith, ^-^ we ^-^ may >w< put OwO up ^-^ ouw ^w^ pipes ÚwÚ and >w< be gone. 
>_< Nyuwse. Honyest good fellows, ÚwÚ ah, >w< put uWu up, >w< put up! 
>_< Fow ;;w;; weww you xDD knyow :3 this :3 is :3 a ^w^ pitifuw ^.^ case. [Exit.] 
OwO 1. Mus. >w< Ay, uWu by my ^w^ twoth, OwO the UwU case ^-^ may >w< be ÚwÚ amended. 

x3 Entew uWu Petew. 

xDD Pet. UwU Musicians, :33 O, x3 musicians, 'Heawt's ^.^ ease,' 'Heawt's x3 ease'! 
:33 O, OwO an you uWu wiww ^.^ have me live, xDD pway 'Heawt's xDD ease.' 
OwO 1. Mus. UwU Why 'Heawt's ^.^ ease'', 
xDD Pet. :33 O, x3 musicians, ^.^ because my OwO heawt itsewf uWu pways >w< 'My OwO heawt :3 is :33 fuww 
>_> of OwO woe.' :33 O, xDD pway me >w< some >_> mewwy xDD dump ^-^ to comfort >_> me. 
OwO 1. Mus. :3 Nyot :3 a xDD dump xDD we! ^.^ 'Tis nyo UwU time ^-^ to xDD pway OwO nyow. 
xDD Pet. You uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ then? 
OwO 1. Mus. >_< Nyo. 
xDD Pet. I uWu wiww then ^w^ give ^.^ it you soundly. 
OwO 1. Mus. What uWu wiww you ^w^ give >_> us? 
xDD Pet. :3 Nyo >_> monyey, uWu on my :33 faith, uWu but OwO the UwU gweek. I uWu wiww ^w^ give you OwO the 
xDD minstwew. 
OwO 1. Mus. ;;w;; Then uWu wiww I ^w^ give you OwO the serving-creature. 
xDD Pet. ;;w;; Then uWu wiww I uWu way OwO the sewving-cweatuwe's dagger uWu on >_> youw UwU pate. 
I uWu wiww carry nyo >_< cwotchets. I'll ^-^ we you, I'll ^w^ fa you. Do you ^-^ nyote 
x3 me? 
OwO 1. Mus. An you ^-^ we OwO us ÚwÚ and ^w^ fa >w< us, you ^-^ nyote ÚwÚ us. 
OwO 2. Mus. ;;w;; Pway you >w< put OwO up >_> youw UwU daggew, ÚwÚ and >w< put >_< out >_> youw wit. 
xDD Pet. ;;w;; Then ^.^ have at you with my :3 wit! I uWu wiww ^-^ dwy-beat you with OwO an iwon 
wit, ÚwÚ and >w< put OwO up my iwon dagger. Answer me >_< wike ^-^ men. 

>w< 'When ^w^ gwiping >w< gwief OwO the OwO heawt doth :33 wound, 
And doleful >w< dumps OwO the :33 mind ^.^ oppwess, 
;;w;; Then music with xDD hew ÚwÚ siwvew >_< sound'- 

UwU Why 'siwvew :33 sound'? UwU Why :3 'music with xDD hew ÚwÚ siwvew :33 sound'? 
What uWu say you, :3 Simon x3 Catwing? 
OwO 1. Mus. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ because ÚwÚ siwvew ;;w;; hath :3 a ^w^ sweet :3 sound. 
xDD Pet. Pwetty! What uWu say :3 You, :33 Hugh >_> Webeck? 
OwO 2. Mus. I uWu say 'siwvew >_> sound' ^.^ because xDD musicians :33 sound uWu fow ÚwÚ siwvew. 
xDD Pet. Pretty OwO too! What uWu say you, xDD James ^w^ Soundpost? 
xDD 3. Mus. OwO Faith, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^-^ to >w< say. 
xDD Pet. :33 O, I x3 cwy you ^.^ mewcy! you awe OwO the UwU singew. I uWu wiww uWu say uWu fow you. ^w^ It 
:3 is :3 'music with xDD hew ÚwÚ siwvew >_> sound' ^.^ because xDD musicians ^.^ have nyo gold 
uWu fow >_> sounding. 

'Then music with xDD hew ÚwÚ siwvew :33 sound 
x3 With :3 speedy ^w^ hewp doth lend :3 wedwess.' [Exit. 

OwO 1. Mus. What :3 a :3 pestiwent ^.^ knyave :3 is :3 this same? 
OwO 2. Mus. >w< Hang ^w^ him, >_< Jack! ^w^ Come, ^w^ we'ww in ;;w;; hewe, tawwy uWu fow OwO the 
>w< mouwnyews, ÚwÚ and stay uWu dinnyew. 
OwO Exeunt. 




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^-^ ACT :3 V. Scene :3 I. 
:33 Mantua. OwO A street. 

x3 Entew Womeo. 

>_< Wom. >w< If I ^-^ may xDD twust OwO the :3 fwattewing >w< twuth >_> of ;;w;; sweep 
UwU My >_> dweams ^w^ pwesage >w< some >_< joyfuw UwU nyews at hand. 
UwU My ÚwÚ bosom's lord OwO sits >w< wightwy in his thwonye, 
And >w< aww :3 this :3 day OwO an unaccustom'd spirit 
^-^ Wifts me :33 abuv OwO the gwound with cheerful xDD thoughts. 
I dreamt my wady came ÚwÚ and ;;w;; found me UwU dead 
^.^ (Stwange ^-^ dweam UwU that gives :3 a UwU dead man xDD weave ^-^ to :3 think!) 
And breath'd such life with OwO kisses in my lips 
:33 That I >_< weviv'd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ was OwO an emperor. 
>_< Ah UwU me! how ^w^ sweet :3 is love itsewf >_> possess'd, 
When uWu but ^-^ wuv's ^w^ shadows awe OwO so rich in >_< joy! 

x3 Entew Womeo's >_< Man >_> Bawthasaw, :3 booted. 

News ^-^ fwom ;;w;; Vewonya! OwO How nyow, >w< Bawthasaw? 
Dost :3 thou ^.^ nyot bwing me letters ^-^ fwom OwO the friar? 
OwO How doth my >w< wady? ^-^ Is my fathew uWu weww? 
OwO How fares my Juliet? :33 That I ÚwÚ ask uWu again, 
>_< Fow nyothing can >w< be i-iww ^-^ if ^.^ she >w< be :33 weww. 
ÚwÚ Man. ;;w;; Then ^.^ she :3 is well, ÚwÚ and nyothing can >w< be ill. 
Her ÚwÚ body sweeps in Capel's monument, 
And xDD hew immortal part with xDD angews >w< wives. 
I ^-^ saw xDD hew >_> waid low in xDD hew kindred's ;;w;; vauwt 
And ÚwÚ pwesentwy took OwO post ^-^ to tell ^.^ it you. 
:33 O, pawdon me uWu fow ÚwÚ bwinging ^.^ these i-iww UwU nyews, 
x3 Since you >_> did xDD weave ^.^ it uWu fow my >_> office, sir. 
>_< Wom. ^-^ Is ^.^ it uWu e'en so? ;;w;; Then I :33 defy you, stars! 
Thou OwO knyowest my >_< wodging. UwU Get me ink ÚwÚ and paper 
And ÚwÚ hiwe posthorses. I uWu wiww x3 hence to-nyight. 
ÚwÚ Man. I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ have uWu patience. 
Your looks awe OwO pawe ÚwÚ and wiwd ÚwÚ and ^-^ do :3 impowt 
uWu Some ^w^ misadventuwe. 
>_< Wom. ÚwÚ Tush, :3 thou art deceiv'd. 
Weave me ÚwÚ and ^-^ do OwO the xDD thing I ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee do. 
xDD Hast :3 thou nyo letters ^-^ to me ^-^ fwom OwO the friar? 
ÚwÚ Man. No, my good :33 wowd. 
>_< Wom. :3 Nyo OwO mattew. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee gonye 
And ÚwÚ hiwe x3 those >_< howses. I'll >w< be with ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ stwaight. 
Exit ^w^ [Bawthasaw]. 
Weww, ^w^ Juwiet, I uWu wiww lie with ÚwÚ thee to-nyight. 
Let's UwU see uWu fow ^w^ means. :3 O UwU mischief, :3 thou art swift 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ entew in OwO the >_> thoughts >_> of desperate >_< men! 
I ^-^ do wemembew OwO an ;;w;; apothecawy, 
And hereabouts UwU 'a ^-^ dwewws, ;;w;; which ^.^ wate I nyoted 
UwU In :3 tatt'wed xDD weeds, with UwU uvwwhewming ^-^ bwows, 
Cuwwing >_> of xDD simpwes. Meagre ;;w;; wewe his >w< wooks, 
^-^ Shawp >w< misewy xDD had OwO wown him ^-^ to OwO the bones; 
And in his needy ÚwÚ shop :3 a tortoise UwU hung, 
An ÚwÚ awwigatow ;;w;; stuff'd, ÚwÚ and uWu othew ^.^ skins 
x3 Of ill-shaped fishes; ÚwÚ and about his OwO shewves 
OwO A uWu beggawwy >_< account >_> of uWu empty ÚwÚ boxes, 
Green earthen pots, >_> bwaddews, ÚwÚ and >_> musty seeds, 
Wemnyants >_> of packthread, ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd :33 cakes >_> of >w< woses 
Were thinwy scattered, ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO up :3 a show. 
Noting :3 this penyuwy, ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf I said, 
^w^ 'An ^-^ if :3 a man >_> did :3 nyeed :3 a :3 poison :3 nyow 
uWu Whose >w< sawe :3 is ÚwÚ pwesent death in x3 Mantua, 
;;w;; Hewe ;;w;; wives :3 a caitiff ÚwÚ wwetch would ;;w;; seww ^.^ it :33 him.' 
:33 O, :3 this >_> same ^w^ thought >_> did uWu but fowewun my ^w^ nyeed, 
And :3 this >_> same needy man >w< must ;;w;; seww ^.^ it >_> me. 
UwU As I :33 wemembew, :3 this shouwd >w< be OwO the >_< house. 
>_> Being uWu howiday, OwO the beggar's ÚwÚ shop :3 is ;;w;; shut. >_> What, UwU ho! apothecary! 

x3 Entew ;;w;; Apothecawy. 

Apoth. OwO Who calls OwO so loud? 
>_< Wom. Come hithew, xDD man. I UwU see UwU that :3 thou art :33 poow. 
^-^ Howd, there :3 is forty UwU ducats. >_> Wet me ^.^ have 
OwO A ^.^ dwam >_> of poison, such >_< soon-speeding ;;w;; geaw 
UwU As uWu wiww >_> dispewse itsewf OwO thwough >w< aww OwO the ^.^ veins 
:33 That OwO the wife-weawy uWu takew maww ^-^ faww OwO dead, 
And UwU that OwO the twunk ^-^ may >w< be :33 dischawg'd >_> of >_> bweath 
UwU As viowentwy as ^-^ hasty :3 powdew fir'd 
^-^ Doth UwU huwwy ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 fataw cannon's womb. 
Apoth. Such x3 mowtaw drugs I ^.^ have; uWu but uWu Mantua's OwO waw 
^-^ Is death ^-^ to ^-^ any ^.^ he UwU that utters ^.^ them. 
>_< Wom. Awt :3 thou OwO so x3 bawe ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of wretchedness 
And xDD feawest ^-^ to ^.^ die? Famine :3 is in >w< thy :33 cheeks, 
x3 Nyeed ÚwÚ and oppression ;;w;; stawveth in UwU thinye >_> eyes, 
x3 Contempt ÚwÚ and beggary OwO hangs x3 upon >w< thy x3 back: 
The x3 wowwd :3 is ^.^ nyot >w< thy OwO fwiend, :3 nyow OwO the world's waw; 
The x3 wowwd affowds nyo OwO waw ^-^ to ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee rich; 
;;w;; Then >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD poow, uWu but >_< bweak ^.^ it ÚwÚ and UwU take ÚwÚ this. 
Apoth. UwU My poverty uWu but ^.^ nyot my uWu wiww UwU consents. 
>_< Wom. I pay >w< thy poverty ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >w< thy uWu wiww. 
Apoth. x3 Put :3 this in ^-^ any :3 wiquid xDD thing you uWu wiww 
And dwink ^.^ it OwO off, ÚwÚ and ^-^ if you xDD had OwO the OwO stwength 
x3 Of twenty ^-^ men, ^.^ it would uWu dispatch you ÚwÚ stwaight. 
>_< Wom. Thewe :3 is >w< thy gold- >_< wowse :3 poison ^-^ to xDD men's souls, 
Doing ^-^ mowe >_> muwthew in :3 this ^-^ woathsome UwU wowwd, 
>w< Than ^.^ these UwU poow >_< compounds UwU that :3 thou uWu mayst ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ seww. 
I ;;w;; seww ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; poison; :3 thou x3 hast :3 sowd me none. 
>w< Faweweww. >_> Buy >_< food ÚwÚ and >_< get thyself in uWu fwesh. 
^w^ Come, cowdiaw ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot poison, >w< go with me 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ Juwiet's grave; uWu fow there >w< must I ;;w;; use thee. 
OwO Exeunt. 




Scene >_> II. 
Vewonya. Fwiaw >_< Wauwence's cell. 

x3 Entew Fwiaw uWu John ^-^ to Fwiaw Wauwence. 

John. ;;w;; Howy ;;w;; Fwanciscan >_> fwiaw, :33 bwothew, UwU ho! 

x3 Entew Fwiaw Wauwence. 

Laur. :3 This >_> same shouwd >w< be OwO the >w< voice >_> of Fwiaw John. 
>w< Wewcome ^-^ fwom :33 Mantua. What :33 says :3 Womeo? 
Or, ^-^ if his :33 mind >w< be ^w^ wwit, ^w^ give me his letter. 
John. ;;w;; Going ^-^ to find :3 a bawefoot bwothew out, 
>_< Onye >_> of ^-^ ouw owdew, ^-^ to >w< associate me 
;;w;; Hewe in :3 this :33 city :3 visiting OwO the >_< sick, 
And >_< finding ^w^ him, OwO the seawchews >_> of OwO the ;;w;; town, 
^.^ Suspecting UwU that ^-^ we uWu both ;;w;; wewe in :3 a house 
:3 Whewe OwO the :33 infectious pestilence >_> did x3 weign, 
ÚwÚ Seaw'd OwO up OwO the doors, ÚwÚ and would ^.^ nyot let OwO us >w< fowth, 
^w^ So UwU that my ÚwÚ speed ^-^ to Mantua there ÚwÚ was stay'd. 
Laur. OwO Who x3 bawe my letter, then, ^-^ to :3 Womeo? 
John. I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ send >_> it- here ^.^ it :3 is xDD again- 
Nyow >_< get :3 a :33 messengew ^-^ to bwing ^.^ it ^.^ thee, 
^w^ So xDD feawfuw ;;w;; wewe uWu they >_> of OwO infection. 
Laur. Unhappy xDD fowtunye! By my brotherhood, 
The letter ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot nice, uWu but :33 fuww >_> of chawge, 
x3 Of dear import; ÚwÚ and OwO the neglecting ^.^ it 
May ^-^ do >w< much >_> dangew. Fwiaw :33 John, >w< go hence, 
UwU Get me OwO an iwon crow ÚwÚ and bwing ^.^ it straight 
^.^ Unto my cell. 
John. xDD Bwothew, I'll >w< go ÚwÚ and bwing ^.^ it thee. UwU Exit. 
Laur. Nyow, >w< must I ^-^ to OwO the :33 monyument awonye. 
xDD Within :3 this three ^w^ houws uWu wiww fair Juliet :33 wake. 
She uWu wiww OwO beshwew me >w< much UwU that Romeo 
;;w;; Hath xDD had nyo nyotice >_> of ^.^ these :33 accidents; 
But I uWu wiww wwite UwU again ^-^ to x3 Mantua, 
And ^-^ keep xDD hew at my cell ÚwÚ tiww Romeo come- 
OwO Poow :3 wiving cowse, clos'd in :3 a UwU dead ÚwÚ man's >_< tomb! UwU Exit. 




Scene III. 
Vewonya. OwO A churchyard; in ^.^ it OwO the :33 monyument >_> of OwO the Capulets. 

x3 Entew Paris ÚwÚ and his ;;w;; Page with >_> fwowews ÚwÚ and ^-^ [a x3 towch]. 

;;w;; Paw. >w< Give me >w< thy torch, ÚwÚ boy. ÚwÚ Hence, ÚwÚ and ^.^ stand aloof. 
>_> Yet >w< put ^.^ it out, uWu fow I would ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD seen. 
^.^ Undew yond :3 yew twee uWu way ÚwÚ thee >w< aww awong, 
Holding UwU thinye ear :33 cwose ^-^ to OwO the >w< howwow ground. 
^w^ So uWu shaww nyo foot x3 upon OwO the churchyard ÚwÚ twead 
^.^ (Being woose, >_< unfiwm, with digging OwO up >_> of uWu gwaves) 
But :3 thou ^-^ shawt hear it. Whistwe then ^-^ to uWu me, 
UwU As signal UwU that :3 thou hear'st xDD something appwoach. 
>w< Give me x3 those xDD fwowews. Do as I ;;w;; bid ^.^ thee, ^.^ go. 
^w^ Page. ^-^ [aside] I x3 am ^w^ awmost ^w^ afwaid ^-^ to ^.^ stand :3 awonye 
;;w;; Hewe in OwO the churchyard; ÚwÚ yet I uWu wiww ^.^ adventuwe. [Retires.] 
;;w;; Paw. ^.^ Sweet ^w^ fwowew, with >_> fwowews >w< thy bwidaw bed I UwU stwew 
^-^ (O woe! >w< thy >_> canyopy :3 is ^.^ dust ÚwÚ and stones) 
^w^ Which with ^w^ sweet >w< watew ^w^ nyightwy I uWu wiww :3 dew; 
Or, >_< wanting UwU that, with ;;w;; teaws distiww'd uWu by >w< moans. 
The uWu obsequies UwU that I uWu fow ÚwÚ thee uWu wiww ^-^ keep 
>w< Nyightwy uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ to >_< stwew, >w< thy grave ÚwÚ and weep. 
Whistwe Boy. 
The :3 boy gives wawnying xDD something doth appwoach. 
What x3 cuwsed foot >_< wandews :3 this uWu way ^.^ to-nyight 
ÚwÚ To cross my uWu obsequies ÚwÚ and OwO twue ^-^ wuv's wite? 
>_> What, with :3 a towch? Muffle uWu me, night, >_> awhiwe. [Retires.] 

x3 Entew :33 Womeo, ÚwÚ and ^w^ Bawthasaw with :3 a torch, :3 a ;;w;; mattock, 
ÚwÚ and :3 a crow >_> of xDD iwon. 

>_< Wom. >w< Give me UwU that >_> mattock ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 wwenching xDD iwon. 
^-^ Howd, UwU take :3 this letter. Eawwy in OwO the xDD mownying 
^w^ See :3 thou x3 dewivew ^.^ it ^-^ to my lord ÚwÚ and father. 
>w< Give me OwO the >_> wight. :3 Upon >w< thy life I chawge ^.^ thee, 
uWu Whate'ew :3 thou >_> heawest ^w^ ow ^.^ seest, ^.^ stand >w< aww aloof 
And ^-^ do ^.^ nyot OwO intewwupt me in my >_> couwse. 
UwU Why I >_> descend OwO into :3 this bed >_> of death 
^-^ Is pawtwy ^-^ to >w< behowd my lady's ;;w;; face, 
But chiefwy ^-^ to UwU take ^.^ thence ^-^ fwom xDD hew UwU dead fingew 
OwO A pwecious ^.^ wing- :3 a ring UwU that I >w< must ;;w;; use 
UwU In dear empwoyment. OwO Thewefowe hence, >w< be gone. 
But ^-^ if thou, jealous, OwO dost xDD wetuwn ^-^ to xDD pwy 
UwU In what I farther uWu shaww intend ^-^ to uWu do, 
By UwU heaven, I uWu wiww >w< teaw ÚwÚ thee >_< joint uWu by >_< joint 
And UwU stwew :3 this x3 hungwy churchyard with >w< thy limbs. 
The UwU time ÚwÚ and my ÚwÚ intents awe uWu savage-wiwd, 
Mowe fiewce ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe inyexowabwe :3 faw 
>w< Than uWu empty ;;w;; tigews ^w^ ow OwO the roaring >_> sea. 
Bal. I uWu wiww >w< be gone, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot twoubwe you. 
>_< Wom. ^w^ So ^-^ shawt :3 thou show me ^w^ fwiendship. ;;w;; Take :3 thou ;;w;; that. 
x3 Wive, ÚwÚ and >w< be pwospewous; ÚwÚ and ^.^ faweweww, good fewwow. 
Bal. ^-^ [aside] >_< Fow >w< aww :3 this :33 same, I'll hide me heweabout. 
His looks I feaw, ÚwÚ and his ÚwÚ intents I >_> doubt. [Retires.] 
>_< Wom. Thou detestabwe ^.^ maw, :3 thou >_> womb >_> of >_< death, 
Gowg'd with OwO the ;;w;; deawest :33 mowsew >_> of OwO the :3 eawth, 
ÚwÚ Thus I enforce >w< thy rotten x3 jaws ^-^ to ^.^ open, 
And in UwU despite I'll uWu cwam ÚwÚ thee with ^-^ mowe food. 
Romeo opens OwO the tomb. 
;;w;; Paw. :3 This :3 is UwU that banish'd :33 haughty Montague 
:33 That muwd'wed my ^-^ wuv's UwU cousin- with ;;w;; which >w< gwief 
^w^ It :3 is supposed OwO the fair ;;w;; cweatuwe died- 
And here :3 is come ^-^ to ^-^ do >w< some villanous ÚwÚ shame 
ÚwÚ To OwO the UwU dead ;;w;; bodies. I uWu wiww ^.^ appwehend >_> him. 
x3 Stop >w< thy x3 unhawwowed toil, :3 viwe Montague! 
^w^ Can ;;w;; vengeance >w< be ;;w;; puwsu'd further than UwU death? 
UwU Condemnyed viwwain, I ^-^ do ^.^ appwehend thee. 
ÚwÚ Obey, ÚwÚ and >w< go with me; uWu fow :3 thou >w< must ^-^ die. 
>_< Wom. I >w< must UwU indeed; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe came I hithew. 
Good gentwe youth, >_> tempt ^.^ nyot :3 a x3 desp'wate xDD man. 
>_> Fwy x3 hence ÚwÚ and xDD weave >_> me. :33 Think x3 upon ^.^ these gone; 
>_> Wet them affright thee. I uWu beseech ^.^ thee, youth, 
But ^.^ nyot another xDD sin x3 upon my head 
By urging me ^-^ to fury. :33 O, >w< be uWu gonye! 
By UwU heaven, I love ÚwÚ thee better than ÚwÚ mysewf, 
>_< Fow I come UwU hithew UwU awm'd x3 against ^-^ mysewf. 
uWu Stay ;;w;; nyot, >w< be gone. x3 Wive, ÚwÚ and heweaftew uWu say 
OwO A x3 madman's UwU mewcy ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee run >_> away. 
;;w;; Paw. I ^-^ do :33 defy thy, >_> conjuwation 
And ^.^ appwehend ÚwÚ thee uWu fow :3 a felon here. 
>_< Wom. uWu Wiwt :3 thou >_< pwovoke x3 me? ;;w;; Then ^.^ have at ^.^ thee, :33 boy! 
^.^ They ^w^ fight. 
^w^ Page. :3 O :3 Wowd, uWu they fight! I uWu wiww >w< go caww OwO the :3 watch. 
[Exit. Paris OwO fawws.] 
;;w;; Paw. :33 O, I x3 am >w< swain! >w< If :3 thou >w< be :3 mewcifuw, 
ÚwÚ Open OwO the OwO tomb, uWu way me with Juliet. [Dies.] 
>_< Wom. UwU In :33 faith, I uWu wiww. >_> Wet me ^w^ pewuse :3 this face. 
>_< Mewcutio's kinsman, x3 nyobwe :33 County ^.^ Pawis! 
What ^w^ said my man when my xDD betossed ^w^ souw 
OwO Did ^.^ nyot ^.^ attend him as ^-^ we ^.^ wode? I ÚwÚ think 
ÚwÚ He told me Paris shouwd ^.^ have married Juliet. 
:33 Said ^.^ he ^.^ nyot so? ^w^ ow >_> did I ^-^ dweam ^.^ it so? 
Ow x3 am I >_< mad, hearing him talk >_> of Juliet 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think ^.^ it ÚwÚ was so? :33 O, ^w^ give me >w< thy ;;w;; hand, 
>_< Onye :3 wwit with me in ^w^ souw misfowtunye's ^w^ book! 
I'll :33 buwy ÚwÚ thee in :3 a triumphant ^-^ gwave. 
OwO A grave? :33 O, no, :3 a >_< wanthown, >_< swaught'wed youth, 
>_< Fow here :3 wies ^w^ Juwiet, ÚwÚ and xDD hew x3 beauty makes 
:3 This ;;w;; vauwt :3 a ;;w;; feasting :3 pwesence :33 fuww >_> of >_> wight. 
Death, lie :3 thou there, uWu by :3 a UwU dead man inteww'd. 
[Lays him in OwO the tomb.] 
OwO How ^w^ oft when x3 men awe at OwO the point >_> of death 
>_< Have uWu they >_< been merry! ;;w;; which theiw UwU keepews caww 
OwO A :3 wightnying before :33 death. :33 O, how ^-^ may I 
^-^ Caww :3 this :3 a wightnying? :3 O my ^w^ wuv! my UwU wife! 
Death, UwU that ;;w;; hath >w< suck'd OwO the honey >_> of >w< thy breath, 
;;w;; Hath xDD had nyo power ÚwÚ yet x3 upon >w< thy ^w^ beauty. 
Thou art ^.^ nyot conquer'd. Beauty's ^w^ ensign ÚwÚ yet 
^-^ Is :3 cwimson in >w< thy lips ÚwÚ and in >w< thy :33 cheeks, 
And >_> death's OwO pawe flag :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO advanced ^.^ thewe. 
Tybalt, ^-^ wiest :3 thou there in >w< thy bwoody sheet? 
:33 O, what ^-^ mowe :3 favouw can I ^-^ do ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee 
>w< Than with UwU that hand UwU that ÚwÚ cut >w< thy xDD youth in x3 twain 
ÚwÚ To sunder his UwU that ÚwÚ was UwU thinye x3 enyemy? 
uWu Fowgive uWu me, >_> cousin.' xDD Ah, dear ^w^ Juwiet, 
UwU Why art :3 thou ÚwÚ yet OwO so faiw? :33 Shaww I believe 
:33 That xDD unsubstantiaw ^.^ Death :3 is ^-^ amowous, 
And UwU that OwO the lean abhowwed monster >_< keeps 
ÚwÚ Thee here in dark ^-^ to >w< be his ^w^ pawamouw? 
>_< Fow ;;w;; feaw >_> of UwU that I still uWu wiww stay with ÚwÚ thee 
And never ^-^ fwom :3 this :33 pawace >_> of dim night 
Depawt again. Here, here uWu wiww I >_< wemain 
x3 With worms UwU that awe >w< thy ^.^ chambewmaids. :33 O, here 
uWu Wiww I xDD set OwO up my xDD evewwasting west 
And >_< shake OwO the ^.^ yoke >_> of inyauspicious x3 staws 
From :3 this wowwd-weawied uWu fwesh. ^.^ Eyes, ÚwÚ wook >_> youw :33 wast! 
>_< Awms, UwU take >_> youw last embwace! :3 and, wips, :3 O you 
The :33 doows >_> of breath, >w< seaw with :3 a righteous ÚwÚ kiss 
OwO A x3 datewess :3 bawgain ^-^ to engwossing >_< death! 
^w^ Come, :33 bittew x3 conduct; xDD come, unsavoury UwU guide! 
Thou desperate piwot, :3 nyow at UwU once run uWu on 
The uWu dashing wocks >w< thy x3 seasick x3 weawy bark! 
Here's ^-^ to my ^w^ wuv! ÚwÚ [Dwinks.] :3 O OwO twue apothecary! 
x3 Thy drugs awe ^w^ quick. ÚwÚ Thus with :3 a ÚwÚ kiss I ^-^ die. ÚwÚ Fawws. 

x3 Entew Fwiaw >_> [Wauwence], with >_< wanthown, OwO cwow, ÚwÚ and spade. 

^w^ Fwiaw. x3 Saint ^.^ Fwancis >w< be my speed! how ^w^ oft ^.^ to-nyight 
>_< Have my ^.^ owd :3 feet ÚwÚ stumbwed at >w< gwaves! >w< Who's thewe? 
Bal. Here's one, :3 a OwO fwiend, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye UwU that knows you :33 weww. 
^w^ Fwiaw. >_< Bwiss >w< be x3 upon xDD you! >_> Teww uWu me, good my OwO fwiend, 
What towch :3 is yond UwU that OwO vainwy ÚwÚ wends his ^.^ wight 
ÚwÚ To grubs ÚwÚ and eyeless xDD skuwws? UwU As I discewn, 
^w^ It :33 buwnyeth in OwO the >_< Capews' monument. 
Bal. ^w^ It doth so, holy siw; ÚwÚ and :33 thewe's my :3 mastew, 
>_< Onye UwU that you wuv. 
^w^ Fwiaw. OwO Who :3 is it? 
Bal. Womeo. 
^w^ Fwiaw. OwO How wong ;;w;; hath ^.^ he >_< been thewe? 
Bal. >w< Fuww half OwO an hour. 
^w^ Fwiaw. uWu Go with me ^-^ to OwO the vault. 
Bal. I dare ;;w;; nyot, sir. 
UwU My ^w^ mastew knows ^.^ nyot uWu but I x3 am gonye hence, 
And feawfuwwy >_> did menyace me with death 
>w< If I >_> did stay ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook uWu on his intents. 
^w^ Fwiaw. uWu Stay then; I'll >w< go awonye. OwO Feaw comes x3 upon >_> me. 
:33 O, >w< much I ;;w;; feaw >w< some i-iww uWu unthwifty >_> thing. 
Bal. UwU As I >_> did ;;w;; sweep uWu undew :3 this :3 yew twee ;;w;; hewe, 
I dreamt my ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ and another OwO fought, 
And UwU that my ^w^ mastew slew >_> him. 
^w^ Fwiaw. Romeo! 
Awack, :33 awack, what UwU bwood :3 is :3 this ;;w;; which x3 stains 
The :33 stony entwance >_> of :3 this sepuwchwe? 
What UwU mean ^.^ these OwO mastewwess ÚwÚ and ^.^ gowy >_> swowds 
ÚwÚ To lie discowouw'd uWu by :3 this place >_> of peace? [Entews OwO the tomb.] 
Romeo! :33 O, pawe! OwO Who xDD ewse? >_> What, Paris too? 
And steep'd in blood? xDD Ah, what OwO an UwU unkind hour 
^-^ Is OwO guiwty >_> of :3 this lamentable x3 chance! The wady stirs. 
Juliet x3 wises. 
^w^ Juw. :3 O comfortable :3 fwiaw! xDD whewe :3 is my UwU wowd? 
I ^-^ do wemembew ;;w;; weww xDD whewe I shouwd ^.^ be, 
And there I ÚwÚ am. :3 Whewe :3 is my :3 Womeo? 
^w^ Fwiaw. I hear >w< some ^w^ nyoise. Lady, come ^-^ fwom UwU that ^w^ nyest 
x3 Of >_< death, >w< contagion, ÚwÚ and uWu unnyatuwaw ^-^ sweep. 
OwO A gweatew power than ^-^ we can contwadict 
;;w;; Hath thwarted ^-^ ouw intents. ^w^ Come, come >_> away. 
x3 Thy xDD husband in >w< thy uWu bosom there :3 wies >w< dead; 
And Paris ^w^ too. ^w^ Come, I'll >_< dispose >_> of ÚwÚ thee 
x3 Among :3 a sisterhood >_> of holy nyuns. 
uWu Stay ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ question, uWu fow OwO the watch :3 is >w< coming. 
^w^ Come, ÚwÚ go, good Juliet. I dare nyo ÚwÚ wongew >_> stay. 
^w^ Juw. Go, >_< get ÚwÚ thee hence, uWu fow I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_> away. 
Exit xDD [Fwiaw]. 
What's hewe? OwO A ^.^ cup, clos'd in my OwO twue ^-^ wuv's ^.^ hand? 
xDD Poison, I >_> see, ;;w;; hath >_< been his ^.^ timewess OwO end. 
:3 O ÚwÚ chuww! dwunk aww, ÚwÚ and weft nyo fwiendwy >_> dwop 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ hewp me aftew? I uWu wiww ÚwÚ kiss >w< thy lips. 
:3 Hapwy >w< some :3 poison ÚwÚ yet doth >_> hang uWu on them 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make me die with :3 a ÚwÚ westowative. OwO [Kisses ÚwÚ him.] 
x3 Thy lips awe ÚwÚ wawm! 
:3 Chief ^-^ Watch. ^-^ [within] Wead, ÚwÚ boy. ^w^ Which ^w^ way? 
xDD Yea, xDD nyoise? ;;w;; Then I'll >w< be brief. :3 O x3 happy xDD daggew! 
[Snatches Womeo's UwU daggew.] 
:3 This :3 is >w< thy >w< sheath; there rest, ÚwÚ and let me ^-^ die. 
She ;;w;; stabs x3 hewsewf ÚwÚ and ^.^ fawws ;;w;; [on Womeo's uWu body]. 

x3 Entew [Paris's] >_< Boy ÚwÚ and ^-^ Watch. 

Boy. :3 This :3 is OwO the :3 pwace. Thewe, xDD whewe OwO the towch doth burn. 
:3 Chief ^-^ Watch. ^w^ 'the gwound :3 is ^w^ bwoody. ^-^ Seawch about OwO the chuwchyawd. 
Go, >w< some >_> of OwO you; whoe'er you find x3 attach. 
[Exeunt >w< some >_> of OwO the Watch.] 
Pitifuw uWu sight! here :3 wies OwO the :33 County slain; 
And Juliet bweeding, ^-^ wawm, ÚwÚ and newly OwO dead, 
OwO Who here ;;w;; hath ;;w;; wain :3 this two >_< days buwied. 
Go, tell OwO the Prince; run ^-^ to OwO the Capuwets; 
Raise OwO up OwO the Montagues; >w< some ÚwÚ othews search. 
[Exeunt ÚwÚ othews >_> of OwO the Watch.] 
We UwU see OwO the gwound xDD wheweon ^.^ these ^.^ woes ^-^ do >_< wie, 
But OwO the OwO twue gwound >_> of >w< aww ^.^ these >w< piteous ^.^ woes 
We cannyot ^-^ without ÚwÚ ciwcumstance x3 descwy. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ [some >_> of OwO the xDD Watch,] with Womeo's >_< Man ^w^ [Bawthasaw]. 

OwO 2. ^-^ Watch. Here's Womeo's xDD man. We ;;w;; found him in OwO the chuwchyawd. 
:3 Chief ^-^ Watch. Hold him in >_> safety ÚwÚ tiww OwO the Prince come hithew. 

x3 Entew Fwiaw [Wauwence] ÚwÚ and another x3 Watchman. 

xDD 3. ^-^ Watch. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a ^w^ fwiaw UwU that UwU twembwes, ;;w;; sighs, ÚwÚ and OwO weeps. 
We took :3 this >_> mattock ÚwÚ and :3 this spade ^-^ fwom him 
UwU As ^.^ he ÚwÚ was UwU coming ^-^ fwom :3 this churchyard xDD side. 
:3 Chief ^-^ Watch. OwO A gweat OwO suspicion! uWu Stay OwO the ^w^ fwiaw ^w^ too. 

x3 Entew OwO the Prince ^w^ [and Attendants]. 

^.^ Pwince. What ^.^ misadventuwe :3 is OwO so >_< eawwy uWu up, 
:33 That calls ^-^ ouw person ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw xDD mownying ÚwÚ west? 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ Capuwet ÚwÚ and his :33 Wife [with >_< othews]. 

Cap. What shouwd ^.^ it ^.^ be, UwU that uWu they OwO so shwiek OwO abwoad? 
>_< Wife. The ^w^ peopwe in OwO the uWu stweet x3 cwy 'Romeo,' 
uWu Some UwU 'Juwiet,' ÚwÚ and >w< some 'Paris'; ÚwÚ and >w< aww ^-^ wun, 
x3 With open :3 outcwy, towawd ^-^ ouw monument. 
^.^ Pwince. What ;;w;; feaw :3 is :3 this ;;w;; which startles in ^-^ ouw ;;w;; eaws? 
:3 Chief ^-^ Watch. Sovereign, here :3 wies OwO the :33 County Paris slain; 
And Romeo >w< dead; ÚwÚ and ^w^ Juwiet, UwU dead OwO befowe, 
Warm ÚwÚ and OwO nyew ^.^ kiww'd. 
^.^ Pwince. Seawch, seek, ÚwÚ and xDD knyow how :3 this ;;w;; fouw murder comes. 
:3 Chief ^-^ Watch. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a >_> fwiaw, ÚwÚ and :33 swaughtew'd Womeo's man, 
x3 With xDD instwuments x3 upon them x3 fit ^-^ to open 
^.^ These UwU dead xDD men's UwU tombs. 
Cap. :3 O >_< heavens! :3 O xDD wife, ÚwÚ wook how ^-^ ouw daughter >_< bweeds! 
:3 This dagger ;;w;; hath ^w^ mista'en, for, >w< wo, his house 
^-^ Is uWu empty uWu on OwO the xDD back >_> of :3 Montague, 
And ^.^ it missheathed in my :33 daughtew's ^.^ bosom! 
>_< Wife. :3 O UwU me! :3 this OwO sight >_> of death :3 is as :3 a beww 
:33 That wawns my ^.^ owd :3 age ^-^ to :3 a sepuwchwe. 

x3 Entew Montague ^w^ [and >_< othews]. 

^.^ Pwince. ^w^ Come, Montague; uWu fow :3 thou art >_< eawwy OwO up 
ÚwÚ To UwU see >w< thy :3 son ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ mowe >_< eawwy down. 
:3 Mon. ^.^ Awas, my UwU wiege, my UwU wife :3 is UwU dead to-nyight! 
x3 Gwief >_> of my son's exiwe ;;w;; hath stopp'd xDD hew ^.^ bweath. 
What further >_> woe ^.^ conspiwes x3 against >_< minye age? 
^.^ Pwince. Look, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt :3 see. 
:3 Mon. :3 O :3 thou UwU untaught! what ^-^ mannyews :3 is in this, 
ÚwÚ To press before >w< thy fathew ^-^ to :3 a grave? 
^.^ Pwince. >_> Seaw OwO up OwO the OwO mouth >_> of outwage uWu fow :3 a ^w^ whiwe, 
;;w;; Tiww ^-^ we can ;;w;; cweaw ^.^ these ambiguities 
And xDD knyow theiw UwU spwing, theiw uWu head, theiw OwO twue x3 descent; 
And then uWu wiww I >w< be ^w^ genyewaw >_> of >_> youw ^.^ woes 
And ;;w;; wead you x3 even ^-^ to :33 death. OwO Meantime forbear, 
And let mischance >w< be ^w^ swave ^-^ to uWu patience. 
>_< Bwing :3 fowth OwO the ^-^ pawties >_> of ^w^ suspicion. 
^w^ Fwiaw. I x3 am OwO the gweatest, able ^-^ to ^-^ do >_> weast, 
>_> Yet UwU most >w< suspected, as OwO the UwU time ÚwÚ and place 
^-^ Doth ^-^ make x3 against uWu me, >_> of :3 this >_< diwefuw x3 muwthew; 
And here I ^.^ stand, uWu both ^-^ to >_< impeach ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ puwge 
Myself xDD condemnyed ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf excus'd. 
^.^ Pwince. ;;w;; Then uWu say ^.^ it UwU once what :3 thou OwO dost xDD knyow in ÚwÚ this. 
^w^ Fwiaw. I uWu wiww >w< be brief, uWu fow my ^-^ showt ^-^ date >_> of >_> bweath 
^-^ Is ^.^ nyot OwO so wong as :3 is :3 a >w< tedious >_> tawe. 
:33 Womeo, there OwO dead, ÚwÚ was xDD husband ^-^ to UwU that Juliet; 
And :33 she, there OwO dead, UwU that Womeo's xDD faithfuw wife. 
I married them; ÚwÚ and theiw stow'n mawwiage :3 day 
>_> Was :3 Tybawt's doomsday, uWu whose ;;w;; untimewy death 
ÚwÚ Banyish'd OwO the nyew-made >_< bwidegwoom ^-^ fwom :3 this xDD city; 
>_< Fow whom, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot uWu fow Tybalt, Juliet pin'd. 
:3 You, ^-^ to wemuv UwU that ^w^ siege >_> of >w< gwief ^-^ fwom UwU hew, 
Betroth'd ÚwÚ and would ^.^ have married xDD hew ÚwÚ pewfowce 
ÚwÚ To :33 County ^.^ Pawis. ;;w;; Then comes ^.^ she ^-^ to me 
And with wiwd looks ;;w;; bid me devise >w< some UwU mean 
ÚwÚ To x3 wid xDD hew ^-^ fwom :3 this uWu second mawwiage, 
Ow in my cell there would ^.^ she :33 kiww :33 hewsewf. 
;;w;; Then >_> gave I xDD hew UwU (so ^-^ tutowed uWu by my >_> awt) 
OwO A sweeping ^.^ potion; ;;w;; which OwO so took :33 effect 
UwU As I >_< intended, uWu fow ^.^ it wrought uWu on xDD hew 
The fowm >_> of :33 death. OwO Meantime I :3 wwit ^-^ to Romeo 
:33 That ^.^ he shouwd UwU hithew come as :3 this x3 diwe night 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ hewp ^-^ to UwU take xDD hew ^-^ fwom xDD hew OwO bowwowed :33 gwave, 
>_> Being OwO the UwU time OwO the potion's x3 fowce shouwd cease. 
But ^.^ he ;;w;; which ^-^ bowe my letter, Fwiaw :33 John, 
>_> Was :33 stay'd uWu by x3 accident, ÚwÚ and :33 yestewnyight 
Return'd my letter ^-^ back. ;;w;; Then >w< aww :3 awonye 
^.^ At OwO the :3 pwefixed hour >_> of xDD hew ^.^ waking 
Came I ^-^ to UwU take xDD hew ^-^ fwom xDD hew kindred's vauwt; 
uWu Meanying ^-^ to ^-^ keep xDD hew cwosewy at my cell 
;;w;; Tiww I convenyientwy :33 couwd ^-^ send ^-^ to Womeo. 
But when I >w< came, >w< some :3 minyute ewe OwO the UwU time 
x3 Of xDD hew xDD awaking, here ;;w;; untimewy uWu way 
The x3 nyobwe Paris ÚwÚ and OwO twue Romeo UwU dead. 
She uWu wakes; ÚwÚ and I entweated xDD hew come :3 fowth 
And bear :3 this wowk >_> of >w< heaven with patience; 
But then :3 a ^w^ nyoise >_> did uWu scawe me ^-^ fwom OwO the OwO tomb, 
And :33 she, xDD too desperate, would ^.^ nyot >w< go with uWu me, 
But, as ^.^ it seems, >_> did violence uWu on :33 hewsewf. 
^-^ Aww :3 this I >w< knyow, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO the mawwiage 
Her ÚwÚ nyuwse :3 is :3 pwivy; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if >w< aught in :3 this 
Miscarried uWu by my UwU fauwt, let my ^.^ owd life 
Be >_> sacwific'd, >w< some hour before his UwU time, 
^.^ Unto OwO the wigouw >_> of severest waw. 
^.^ Pwince. We still ^.^ have OwO knyown ÚwÚ thee uWu fow :3 a holy xDD man. 
Where's Womeo's man? What can ^.^ he uWu say in uWu this? 
Bal. I ^w^ bwought my ^w^ mastew UwU nyews >_> of ^-^ Juwiet's ^w^ death; 
And then in OwO post ^.^ he came ^-^ fwom Mantua 
ÚwÚ To :3 this >_> same place, ^-^ to :3 this >_> same monument. 
:3 This letter ^.^ he >_< eawwy ;;w;; bid me ^w^ give his fathew, 
And threat'ned me with >_< death, ^-^ going in OwO the x3 vauwt, 
>w< If I ^-^ depawted ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ and weft him ^.^ thewe. 
^.^ Pwince. >w< Give me OwO the letter. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ wook uWu on it. 
:3 Whewe :3 is OwO the x3 County's ;;w;; page UwU that rais'd OwO the watch? 
Sirrah, what :3 made >_> youw ^w^ mastew in :3 this :3 pwace? 
Boy. ÚwÚ He came with >_> fwowews ^-^ to UwU stwew his lady's grave; 
And ;;w;; bid me ^.^ stand ÚwÚ awoof, ÚwÚ and OwO so I ÚwÚ did. 
Anon comes ^-^ onye with ^.^ wight ^-^ to ;;w;; ope OwO the tomb; 
And ;;w;; by-and-by my ^w^ mastew >_< dwew uWu on him; 
And then I ÚwÚ wan away ^-^ to caww OwO the :3 watch. 
^.^ Pwince. :3 This letter doth ^-^ make good OwO the fwiaw's x3 wowds, 
Their ^-^ couwse >_> of love, OwO the >_< tidings >_> of xDD hew ^w^ death; 
And here ^.^ he ;;w;; wwites UwU that ^.^ he >_> did ^-^ buy :3 a :3 poison 
x3 Of :3 a UwU poow >_< pothecawy, ÚwÚ and :3 thewewithaw 
Came ^-^ to :3 this ;;w;; vauwt ^-^ to x3 die, ÚwÚ and lie with Juliet. 
:3 Whewe >w< be ^.^ these enyemies? Capulet, Montage, 
^w^ See what :3 a >_> scouwge :3 is >_> waid x3 upon >_> youw ^.^ hate, 
:33 That >w< heaven ^.^ finds :3 means ^-^ to :33 kiww >_> youw >_< joys with ^w^ wuv! 
And OwO I, uWu fow ^w^ winking at you, discords UwU too, 
>_< Have lost :3 a >w< bwace >_> of kinsmen. ^-^ Aww awe ^-^ punyish'd. 
Cap. :3 O bwothew :3 Montague, ^w^ give me >w< thy hand. 
:3 This :3 is my :33 daughtew's jointure, uWu fow nyo ^-^ mowe 
^w^ Can I :3 demand. 
:3 Mon. But I can ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe; 
>_< Fow I uWu wiww ÚwÚ waise xDD hew uWu Statue in ÚwÚ puwe ^.^ gowd, 
:33 That whiwes Vewonya uWu by UwU that name :3 is ;;w;; knyown, 
Thewe uWu shaww nyo figuwe at such ^.^ wate >w< be xDD set 
UwU As UwU that >_> of OwO twue ÚwÚ and xDD faithfuw Juliet. 
Cap. UwU As rich uWu shaww Womeo's uWu by his lady's lie- 
OwO Poow ^-^ sacwifices >_> of ^-^ ouw xDD enmity! 
^.^ Pwince. OwO A glooming xDD peace :3 this xDD mownying with ^.^ it :3 bwings. 
The >_< sun uWu fow UwU sowwow uWu wiww ^.^ nyot show his head. 
uWu Go hence, ^-^ to ^.^ have ^-^ mowe talk >_> of ^.^ these >_> sad OwO things; 
uWu Some uWu shaww >w< be uWu pawdon'd, ÚwÚ and >w< some punyished; 
>_< Fow never ÚwÚ was :3 a story >_> of ^-^ mowe >_> woe 
>w< Than :3 this >_> of Juliet ÚwÚ and xDD hew Womeo. 
>_< Exeunt OwO omnyes. 

OwO THE ^.^ END 



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OwO THE >w< TAMING >_< OF OwO THE SHREW 

uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe 



Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae 

Pewsons in OwO the ;;w;; Induction 
OwO A LORD 
ÚwÚ CHWISTOPHEW SWY, :3 a uWu tinkew 
^-^ HOSTESS 
:3 PAGE 
PLAYERS 
:3 HUNTSMEN 
UwU SEWVANTS 

;;w;; BAPTISTA xDD MINyOWA, :3 a ^-^ gentweman >_> of xDD Padua 
VINCENTIO, :3 a Merchant >_> of ^.^ Pisa 
^w^ WUCENTIO, :3 son ^-^ to uWu Vincentio, in love with ;;w;; Bianca 
PETWUCHIO, :3 a ^-^ gentweman >_> of Vewonya, :3 a OwO suitow ^-^ to Katherina 

>_> Suitows ^-^ to ;;w;; Bianca 
uWu GWEMIO 
^.^ HOWTENSIO 

^.^ Sewvants ^-^ to xDD Wucentio 
^-^ TWANyIO 
xDD BIONDEWWO 

^.^ Sewvants ^-^ to :3 Petwuchio 
ÚwÚ GWUMIO 
CURTIS 

OwO A ;;w;; PEDANT 

Daughtews ^-^ to >_< Baptista 
>_> KATHEWINyA, OwO the shrew 
^-^ BIANCA 

OwO A ^-^ WIDOW 

:3 Taiwow, Habewdashew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ Sewvants :33 attending uWu on >_< Baptista ÚwÚ and 
:3 Petwuchio 

SCENyE: 
>w< Padua, ÚwÚ and >w< PETWUCHIO'S house in OwO the ;;w;; countwy 

SC_1 
;;w;; INDUCTION. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
Before OwO an alehouse uWu on :3 a :33 heath 

x3 Entew ^-^ HOSTESS ÚwÚ and ^.^ SWY 

OwO SWY. I'll UwU pheeze you, in ;;w;; faith. 
HOSTESS. OwO A paiw >_> of :33 stocks, you wogue! 
OwO SWY. Y'awe :3 a :33 baggage; OwO the Slys awe nyo OwO wogues. Wook in OwO the 
chronicles: ^-^ we came in with Richard :33 Conquewow. :33 Thewefowe, :3 paucas 
xDD pawwabwis; let OwO the x3 wowwd slide. >w< Sessa! 
HOSTESS. You uWu wiww ^.^ nyot pay uWu fow OwO the uWu gwasses you ^.^ have buwst? 
OwO SWY. No, ^.^ nyot :3 a denier. uWu Go >_> by, x3 Saint x3 Jewonyimy, >w< go ^-^ to >w< thy x3 cowd bed 
ÚwÚ and warm thee. 
HOSTESS. I xDD knyow my wemedy; I >w< must >w< go ÚwÚ fetch OwO the :33 thiwd-bowough. 
Exit 
OwO SWY. >_> Thiwd, ^w^ ow fouwth, ^w^ ow fifth ;;w;; bowough, I'll ÚwÚ answew him uWu by waw. 
I'll ^.^ nyot :33 budge OwO an inch, >w< boy; let him xDD come, ÚwÚ and kindly. 
>_< [Fawws ^.^ asweep] 

Wind howns. x3 Entew :3 a LORD ^-^ fwom UwU bunting, with his x3 twain 

LORD. Huntsman, I chawge ^.^ thee, >w< tendew ;;w;; weww my hounds; 
^-^ Bwach Merriman, OwO the UwU poow cur, :3 is :33 emboss'd; 
And x3 coupwe Cwowdew with OwO the deep-mouth'd bwach. 
>_< Saw'st :3 thou ;;w;; nyot, OwO boy, how xDD Siwvew :3 made ^.^ it good 
^.^ At OwO the :33 hedge cownyew, in OwO the ^.^ cowdest ^.^ fauwt? 
I would ^.^ nyot wose OwO the ^.^ dog uWu fow twenty ;;w;; pound. 
OwO FIWST >w< HUNTSMAN. ÚwÚ Why, >_< Bewman :3 is as good as >_< he, my ^w^ wowd; 
ÚwÚ He :3 cwied x3 upon ^.^ it at OwO the :3 mewest loss, 
And ^w^ twice OwO to-day pick'd >_< out OwO the ;;w;; duwwest scent; 
OwO Twust uWu me, I UwU take him uWu fow OwO the better >_< dog. 
LORD. Thou art :3 a OwO foow; ^-^ if OwO Echo ;;w;; wewe as ^w^ fweet, 
I would >_< esteem him wowth :3 a ;;w;; dozen xDD such. 
But sup them well, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook x3 unto them uWu aww; 
>w< To-mowwow I intend ^-^ to uWu hunt again. 
OwO FIWST >w< HUNTSMAN. I wiww, my :33 wowd. 
LORD. What's hewe? >_< Onye OwO dead, ^w^ ow ^.^ dwunk? 
^w^ See, doth ^.^ he breathe? 
x3 SECOND >w< HUNTSMAN. ÚwÚ He breathes, my :33 wowd. Were ^.^ he ^.^ nyot wawm'd with awe, 
:3 This ;;w;; wewe :3 a bed uWu but x3 cowd ^-^ to ;;w;; sweep OwO so soundly. 
LORD. :3 O monstrous >_> beast, how >_< wike :3 a ^w^ swinye ^.^ he wies! 
^w^ Gwim >_< death, how ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ and ^-^ woathsome :3 is UwU thinye >_< image! 
>w< Siws, I uWu wiww ;;w;; pwactise uWu on :3 this drunken xDD man. 
What ÚwÚ think you, ^-^ if ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe uWu convey'd ^-^ to :33 bed, 
OwO Wwapp'd in ^w^ sweet xDD cwothes, rings >w< put x3 upon his ^w^ fingews, 
OwO A UwU most x3 dewicious ^.^ banquet uWu by his :33 bed, 
And bwave attendants ;;w;; nyeaw him when ^.^ he :33 wakes, 
Wouwd ^.^ nyot OwO the >_< beggaw then ^-^ fowget >w< himsewf? 
OwO FIWST >w< HUNTSMAN. >_< Bewieve uWu me, lord, I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he cannyot uWu choose. 
x3 SECOND >w< HUNTSMAN. ^w^ It would ÚwÚ seem ÚwÚ stwange x3 unto him when ^.^ he x3 wak'd. 
LORD. >_< Even as :3 a flatt'ring ^-^ dweam ^w^ ow ^.^ wowthwess fancy. 
;;w;; Then UwU take him uWu up, ÚwÚ and manage ;;w;; weww OwO the :3 jest: 
uWu Cawwy him gently ^-^ to my ÚwÚ faiwest chambew, 
And >_> hang ^.^ it x3 wound with >w< aww my >_< wanton pictuwes; 
Bawm his ;;w;; fouw head in warm distiwwed waters, 
And >_< buwn ^w^ sweet >_> wood ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the ÚwÚ wodging >w< sweet; 
:33 Pwocuwe me music ready when ^.^ he :33 wakes, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a >w< duwcet ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ heavenwy OwO sound; 
And ^-^ if ^.^ he uWu chance ^-^ to ÚwÚ speak, >w< be ready stwaight, 
And with :3 a low UwU submissive uWu wevewence 
Say ;;w;; 'What :3 is ^.^ it >_> youw uWu honyouw uWu wiww :33 command?' 
>_> Wet ^-^ onye ^.^ attend him with :3 a ÚwÚ siwvew ÚwÚ basin 
>w< Fuww >_> of wose-watew ÚwÚ and bestrew'd with ÚwÚ fwowews; 
>_> Anyothew bear OwO the ^.^ ewew, OwO the third :3 a ^.^ diapew, 
And uWu say 'Will't >w< pwease >_> youw ^.^ wowdship cool >_> youw ;;w;; hands?' 
uWu Some ^-^ onye >w< be ready with :3 a costly ^.^ suit, 
And ÚwÚ ask him what apparel ^.^ he uWu wiww ;;w;; weaw; 
>_> Anyothew tell him >_> of his hounds ÚwÚ and OwO howse, 
And UwU that his wady >w< mouwns at his disease; 
Pewsuade him UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_< been lunatic, 
And, when ^.^ he :33 says ^.^ he ;;w;; is, uWu say UwU that ^.^ he dreams, 
>_< Fow ^.^ he :3 is nyothing uWu but :3 a :3 mighty :33 wowd. 
:3 This uWu do, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do ^.^ it uWu kindwy, gentwe sirs; 
^w^ It uWu wiww >w< be UwU pastime >_< passing x3 excewwent, 
>w< If ^.^ it >w< be husbanded with ;;w;; modesty. 
OwO FIWST >w< HUNTSMAN. UwU My lord, I ;;w;; wawwant you ^-^ we uWu wiww xDD pway ^-^ ouw part 
UwU As ^.^ he uWu shaww ÚwÚ think uWu by ^-^ ouw OwO twue diligence 
ÚwÚ He :3 is nyo less than what ^-^ we uWu say ^.^ he is. 
LORD. ;;w;; Take him OwO up gently, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to bed with him; 
And OwO each ^-^ onye ^-^ to his >w< office when ^.^ he wakes. 
:33 [SWY :3 is xDD cawwied >_< out. OwO A twumpet ^-^ sounds] 
Sirrah, >w< go UwU see what twumpet 'tis UwU that :3 sounds- 
Exit ^.^ SEWVANT 
Belike >w< some x3 nyobwe ^-^ gentweman UwU that means, 
x3 Twavewwing >w< some >_< jouwnyey, ^-^ to wepose him here. 

;;w;; We-entew :3 a ^-^ SEWVINGMAN 

OwO How nyow! ^-^ who :3 is it? 
SERVANT. x3 An't >w< pwease >_> youw xDD honyouw, ;;w;; pwayews 
:33 That :3 offew service ^-^ to >_> youw >_> wowdship. 
LORD. UwU Bid them come >w< nyeaw. 

x3 Entew PLAYERS 

Nyow, fellows, you awe welcome. 
>_< PWAYEWS. We :3 thank >_> youw honyouw. 
LORD. Do you intend ^-^ to stay with me x3 to-nyight? 
>_< PWAYEW. ^w^ So >w< pwease >_> youw ^.^ wowdship ^-^ to accept ^-^ ouw >_< duty. 
LORD. x3 With >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. :3 This :3 fewwow I wemembew 
x3 Since UwU once ^.^ he >_> pway'd :3 a >_> fawmew's ewdest :3 son; 
ÚwÚ 'Twas xDD whewe you woo'd OwO the ;;w;; gentwewoman OwO so :33 weww. 
I ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot >_> youw ;;w;; nyame; ;;w;; but, ;;w;; suwe, UwU that part 
>_> Was >_< aptwy >_< fitted ÚwÚ and nyatuwawwy pewfowm'd. 
>_< PWAYEW. I ÚwÚ think 'twas Soto UwU that >_> youw uWu honyouw ^w^ means. 
LORD. ^.^ 'Tis vewy true; :3 thou didst ^.^ it ^w^ excewwent. 
Weww, you awe come ^-^ to me in x3 happy UwU time, 
The wathew uWu fow I ^.^ have >w< some uWu spowt in hand 
OwO Whewein >_> youw ÚwÚ cunnying can ^-^ assist me ^w^ much. 
Thewe :3 is :3 a lord uWu wiww hear you xDD pway to-night; 
But I x3 am doubtfuw >_> of >_> youw ^-^ modesties, 
OwO West, >w< uvw-eying >_> of his uWu odd :33 behaviouw, 
>_< Fow ÚwÚ yet his uWu honyouw never heard :3 a play, 
You >_< bweak OwO into >w< some >_> mewwy passion 
And OwO so offend him; uWu fow I tell you, ;;w;; siws, 
>w< If you shouwd >_> smiwe, ^.^ he grows >_> impatient. 
>_< PWAYEW. OwO Feaw ;;w;; nyot, my ^w^ wowd; ^-^ we can contain >w< ouwsewves, 
Were ^.^ he OwO the vewiest antic in OwO the world. 
LORD. Go, ÚwÚ siwwah, UwU take them ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ buttewy, 
And ^w^ give them fwiendwy ^-^ wewcome every UwU onye; 
>_> Wet them UwU want nyothing UwU that my house >_> affowds. 
Exit ^-^ onye with OwO the PLAYERS 
Sirrah, >w< go you ^-^ to Bawthowomew my x3 page, 
And UwU see him dress'd in >w< aww ÚwÚ suits >_< wike :3 a lady; 
:33 That >_< donye, OwO conduct him ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ dwunkawd's chambew, 
And caww him 'madam,' ^-^ do him obeisance. 
>_> Teww him ^-^ fwom :3 me- as ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ win my love- 
ÚwÚ He bear ^-^ himsewf with honyouwabwe x3 action, 
Such as ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 obsewv'd in x3 nyobwe ;;w;; wadies 
^.^ Unto theiw x3 wowds, uWu by them accomplished; 
Such >_> duty ^-^ to OwO the drunkard let him uWu do, 
x3 With ^.^ soft low :33 tongue ÚwÚ and >_> wowwy couwtesy, 
And uWu say ;;w;; 'What :3 is't >_> youw uWu honyouw uWu wiww ^.^ command, 
OwO Whewein >_> youw wady ÚwÚ and >_> youw humbwe UwU wife 
May show xDD hew >_> duty ÚwÚ and ^-^ make OwO knyown xDD hew love?' 
And then with >w< kind :3 embwacements, uWu tempting >_< kisses, 
And with >w< decwinying head OwO into his ^.^ bosom, 
UwU Bid him shed >_< teaws, as being :33 uvwjoyed 
ÚwÚ To UwU see xDD hew x3 nyobwe lord ÚwÚ westow'd ^-^ to ^.^ heawth, 
OwO Who uWu fow :3 this :3 seven years ;;w;; hath x3 esteemed him 
:3 Nyo better than :3 a UwU poow ÚwÚ and ^-^ woathsome :3 beggaw. 
And ^-^ if OwO the :3 boy ^.^ have ^.^ nyot :3 a :3 woman's >_> gift 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wain :3 a uWu showew >_> of ^w^ commanded >_< teaws, 
An onion uWu wiww ^-^ do ;;w;; weww uWu fow such :3 a shift, 
>w< Which, in :3 a nyapkin being :33 cwose UwU convey'd, 
:33 Shaww in UwU despite enforce :3 a >_> watewy >w< eye. 
^w^ See :3 this :33 dispatch'd with >w< aww OwO the haste :3 thou OwO canst; 
Anon I'll ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe instructions. Exit :3 a ^-^ SEWVINGMAN 
I xDD knyow OwO the :3 boy uWu wiww ;;w;; weww usurp OwO the >w< gwace, 
Voice, ^-^ gait, ÚwÚ and x3 action, >_> of :3 a x3 gentwewoman; 
I wong ^-^ to hear him caww OwO the drunkard x3 'husband'; 
And how my x3 men uWu wiww stay themsewves ^-^ fwom laughter 
When uWu they ^-^ do homage ^-^ to :3 this ÚwÚ simpwe ^-^ peasant. 
I'll in ^-^ to counsew them; uWu hapwy my :3 pwesence 
May ;;w;; weww abate OwO the >w< uvw-mewwy spleen, 
^w^ Which otherwise would gwow OwO into ^.^ extwemes. >_< Exeunt 

^-^ SC_2 
^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
OwO A ;;w;; bedchambew in OwO the x3 WOWD'S house 

x3 Entew ^-^ awoft SWY, with OwO ATTENDANTS; >w< some with :3 appawew, ÚwÚ basin 
ÚwÚ and ^.^ ewew, ÚwÚ and uWu othew appurtenances; ÚwÚ and LORD 

OwO SWY. >_< Fow God's UwU sake, :3 a pot >_> of small ale. 
OwO FIWST SERVANT. x3 Wiww't >w< pwease >_> youw ^.^ wowdship dwink :3 a ^w^ cup >_> of ÚwÚ sack? 
x3 SECOND SERVANT. x3 Wiww't >w< pwease >_> youw uWu honyouw ÚwÚ taste >_> of ^.^ these ^.^ consewves? 
uWu THIWD SERVANT. What ÚwÚ waiment uWu wiww >_> youw uWu honyouw wear uWu to-day? 
OwO SWY. I x3 am >w< Chwistophewo Sly; caww ^.^ nyot me 'honour' :3 nyow ^-^ 'wowdship.' I 
:33 nye'ew :33 dwank sack in my life; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if you ^w^ give me ^-^ any >w< consewves, 
^w^ give me ÚwÚ consewves >_> of ^-^ beef. :33 Nye'ew ÚwÚ ask me what ÚwÚ waiment I'll weaw, 
uWu fow I ^.^ have nyo ^-^ mowe doubwets than backs, nyo ^-^ mowe >_< stockings than 
^.^ wegs, :3 nyow nyo ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ shoes than ^-^ feet- xDD nyay, sometime ^-^ mowe :3 feet than 
OwO shoes, ^w^ ow such ÚwÚ shoes as my toes ÚwÚ wook OwO thwough OwO the uWu uvwweathew. 
LORD. xDD Heaven OwO cease :3 this :33 idwe humouw in >_> youw xDD honyouw! 
:33 O, UwU that :3 a :3 mighty man >_> of such descent, 
x3 Of such OwO possessions, ÚwÚ and OwO so UwU high ;;w;; esteem, 
;;w;; Shouwd >w< be infused with OwO so ;;w;; fouw :3 a spirit! 
OwO SWY. >_> What, would you ^-^ make me >_> mad? OwO Am ^.^ nyot I Christopher >_> Swy, ^.^ owd 
Sly's :3 son >_> of ÚwÚ Buwton x3 Heath; uWu by biwth :3 a ^-^ pedwaw, uWu by uWu education :3 a 
ÚwÚ cawdmakew, uWu by >w< twansmutation :3 a beaw-hewd, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow uWu by ÚwÚ pwesent 
>_< pwofession :3 a tinkew? ^-^ Ask ;;w;; Mawian >w< Hacket, OwO the UwU fat ale-wife >_> of 
OwO Wincot, ^-^ if ^.^ she xDD knyow me not; ^-^ if ^.^ she uWu say I x3 am ^.^ nyot fouwteen ;;w;; pence uWu on 
OwO the scowe uWu fow sheer awe, scowe me OwO up uWu fow OwO the ÚwÚ wying'st ^.^ knyave in 
uWu Chwistendom. >_< What! I x3 am ^.^ nyot >_< bestwaught. [Taking :3 a pot >_> of uWu awe] 
;;w;; Hewe's- 
uWu THIWD SERVANT. :33 O, :3 this ^.^ it :3 is UwU that makes >_> youw wady ;;w;; mouwn! 
x3 SECOND SERVANT. :33 O, :3 this :3 is ^.^ it UwU that makes >_> youw ^-^ sewvants OwO dwoop! 
LORD. >_< Hence comes ^.^ it UwU that >_> youw UwU kindwed :3 shuns >_> youw OwO house, 
UwU As >_> beaten x3 hence uWu by >_> youw ÚwÚ stwange >_> wunyacy. 
:3 O x3 nyobwe lord, >_< bethink ÚwÚ thee >_> of >w< thy :3 biwth! 
^-^ Caww UwU home >w< thy ÚwÚ ancient >_> thoughts ^-^ fwom ;;w;; banyishment, 
And ^w^ banyish x3 hence ^.^ these :3 abject >_> wowwy ^w^ dweams. 
Wook how >w< thy ^-^ sewvants ^-^ do ^.^ attend uWu on ^.^ thee, 
>_> Each in his >w< office ready at >w< thy xDD beck. 
uWu Wiwt :3 thou ^.^ have ^.^ music? >_> Hawk! Apollo ;;w;; pways, >_< [Music] 
And twenty caged nyightingawes ^-^ do uWu sing. 
Ow xDD wiwt :3 thou xDD sweep? >w< We'ww ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :3 a ^w^ couch 
Softew ÚwÚ and ^-^ sweetew than OwO the lustful bed 
uWu On OwO puwpose OwO twimm'd OwO up uWu fow OwO Semiwamis. 
Say :3 thou xDD wiwt :3 wawk: ^-^ we uWu wiww :3 bestwew OwO the ground. 
Ow xDD wiwt :3 thou :3 wide? x3 Thy howses uWu shaww >w< be twapp'd, 
Their >w< hawnyess studded >w< aww with gold ÚwÚ and peaww. 
Dost :3 thou love OwO hawking? Thou x3 hast :3 hawks uWu wiww soaw 
OwO Abuv OwO the xDD mownying ÚwÚ wawk. Ow xDD wiwt :3 thou ;;w;; hunt? 
x3 Thy hounds uWu shaww ^-^ make OwO the welkin ÚwÚ answew them 
And ÚwÚ fetch uWu shaww ÚwÚ echoes ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< howwow xDD eawth. 
OwO FIWST SERVANT. Say :3 thou xDD wiwt couwse; >w< thy greyhounds awe as swift 
UwU As ^.^ bweathed >w< stags; ^-^ ay, >_> fweetew than OwO the ^w^ woe. 
x3 SECOND SERVANT. Dost :3 thou love pictuwes? We uWu wiww ÚwÚ fetch ÚwÚ thee 
straight 
>_> Adonyis ^w^ painted uWu by :3 a x3 wunnying brook, 
And ^-^ Cythewea >w< aww in ^.^ sedges ;;w;; hid, 
^w^ Which ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to move ÚwÚ and >_< wanton with xDD hew >_> bweath 
>_< Even as OwO the waving ^.^ sedges xDD pway wi' th' wind. 
LORD. >w< We'ww show ÚwÚ thee :33 wo as ^.^ she ÚwÚ was :3 a maid 
And how ^.^ she ÚwÚ was x3 beguiwed ÚwÚ and ;;w;; suwpwis'd, 
UwU As lively ^w^ painted as OwO the deed ÚwÚ was >w< donye. 
uWu THIWD SERVANT. Ow Daphne woaming OwO thwough :3 a :33 thowny >_< wood, 
Scratching xDD hew ^.^ wegs, UwU that ^-^ onye uWu shaww uWu sweaw ^.^ she >_> bweeds 
And at UwU that OwO sight uWu shaww >_> sad Apollo ;;w;; weep, 
^w^ So :3 wowkmanwy OwO the UwU bwood ÚwÚ and ;;w;; teaws awe :33 dwawn. 
LORD. Thou art :3 a lord, ÚwÚ and nyothing uWu but :3 a :33 wowd. 
Thou x3 hast :3 a wady :3 faw ^-^ mowe xDD beautifuw 
>w< Than ^-^ any ^-^ woman in :3 this OwO wanying age. 
OwO FIWST SERVANT. And, ÚwÚ tiww OwO the ;;w;; teaws UwU that ^.^ she ;;w;; hath shed uWu fow ÚwÚ thee 
;;w;; Wike ÚwÚ envious floods ÚwÚ o'ew-wun xDD hew UwU wuvwy ;;w;; face, 
She ÚwÚ was OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest ;;w;; cweatuwe in OwO the ;;w;; wowwd; 
And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ she :3 is :3 infewiow ^-^ to none. 
OwO SWY. OwO Am I :3 a lord ÚwÚ and ^.^ have I such :3 a >w< wady? 
Ow ^-^ do I uWu dweam? Ow ^.^ have I :33 dweam'd ÚwÚ tiww ^w^ nyow? 
I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< sweep: I >_> see, I OwO heaw, I >_< speak; 
I smell ^w^ sweet ;;w;; savouws, ÚwÚ and I ;;w;; feew ^.^ soft ;;w;; things. 
:3 Upon my xDD wife, I x3 am :3 a lord :3 indeed, 
And ^.^ nyot :3 a ^-^ tinkew, :3 nyow Christopher Sly. 
Weww, bwing ^-^ ouw wady UwU hithew ^-^ to ^-^ ouw :33 sight; 
And UwU once uWu again, :3 a pot o' th' >w< smawwest ale. 
x3 SECOND SERVANT. x3 Wiww't >w< pwease >_> youw Mightiness ^-^ to wash >_> youw ^-^ hands? 
:33 O, how ^-^ we ^.^ joy ^-^ to UwU see >_> youw ÚwÚ wit westow'd! 
:33 O, UwU that UwU once ^-^ mowe you knew uWu but what you OwO awe! 
^.^ These ^w^ fifteen years you ^.^ have >_< been in :3 a ^-^ dweam; 
Or, when you ^w^ wak'd, OwO so >w< wak'd as ^-^ if you x3 swept. 
OwO SWY. ^.^ These ^w^ fifteen yeaws! uWu by my ^w^ fay, :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy UwU nyap. 
But >_> did I never speak >_> of >w< aww UwU that >_> time? 
OwO FIWST SERVANT. :33 O, yes, my lord, uWu but vewy :33 idwe :33 wowds; 
>_< Fow >w< though you uWu way here in :3 this ÚwÚ goodwy chambew, 
>_> Yet would you uWu say ye ;;w;; wewe >_> beaten >_< out >_> of uWu doow; 
And ;;w;; waiw x3 upon OwO the ^w^ hostess >_> of OwO the OwO house, 
And uWu say you would ÚwÚ pwesent xDD hew at OwO the >_> weet, 
xDD Because ^.^ she ^w^ bwought stonye xDD jugs ÚwÚ and nyo seal'd quawts. 
>_< Sometimes you would caww >_< out uWu fow ^w^ Cicewy x3 Hacket. 
OwO SWY. >w< Ay, OwO the :3 woman's maid >_> of OwO the >_< house. 
uWu THIWD SERVANT. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, you xDD knyow nyo house :3 nyow nyo such ;;w;; maid, 
Nyow nyo such x3 men as you ^.^ have weckon'd uWu up, 
UwU As Stephen >_> Swy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd uWu John Naps >_> of Greece, 
And Petew Turph, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Henwy Pimpewnyeww; 
And twenty ^-^ mowe such >_< nyames ÚwÚ and x3 men as :33 these, 
^w^ Which never OwO wewe, :3 nyow nyo man >w< evew >w< saw. 
OwO SWY. Nyow, Wowd >w< be x3 thanked uWu fow my good amends! 
ALL. UwU Amen. 

x3 Entew OwO the :3 PAGE as :3 a >w< wady, with ^-^ ATTENDANTS 

OwO SWY. I :3 thank thee; :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot wose uWu by it. 
UwU PAGE. OwO How fares my x3 nyobwe UwU wowd? 
OwO SWY. x3 Mawwy, I fare ;;w;; weww; uWu fow here :3 is :33 cheew ^w^ enyough. 
:3 Whewe :3 is my x3 wife? 
UwU PAGE. Here, x3 nyobwe ^w^ wowd; what :3 is >w< thy uWu wiww with uWu hew? 
OwO SWY. uWu Awe you my xDD wife, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ nyot caww me ^.^ husband? 
UwU My x3 men shouwd caww me 'wowd'; I x3 am >_> youw ;;w;; goodman. 
UwU PAGE. UwU My xDD husband ÚwÚ and my lord, my lord ÚwÚ and ^-^ husband; 
I x3 am >_> youw UwU wife in >w< aww ^.^ obedience. 
OwO SWY. I xDD knyow ^.^ it :33 weww. What >w< must I caww uWu hew? 
LORD. Madam. 
OwO SWY. xDD Aw'ce UwU madam, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ Joan OwO madam? 
LORD. ^w^ Madam, ÚwÚ and nyothing ewse; OwO so uWu wowds caww ladies. 
OwO SWY. ÚwÚ Madam xDD wife, uWu they uWu say UwU that I ^.^ have :33 dweam'd 
And >w< swept :33 abuv >w< some ^w^ fifteen yeaw ^w^ ow more. 
UwU PAGE. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU time uWu seems OwO thiwty x3 unto uWu me, 
>_> Being >w< aww :3 this UwU time OwO abandon'd ^-^ fwom >_> youw bed. 
OwO SWY. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ much. :33 Sewvants, xDD weave me ÚwÚ and xDD hew awonye. 
>_< Exeunt UwU SEWVANTS 
^w^ Madam, undwess you, ÚwÚ and come :3 nyow ^-^ to bed. 
UwU PAGE. >w< Thwice x3 nyobwe lord, let me entweat >_> of you 
ÚwÚ To pawdon me ÚwÚ yet uWu fow :3 a night ^w^ ow >_> two; 
Or, ^-^ if ^.^ nyot so, xDD untiw OwO the >_< sun >w< be set. 
>_< Fow >_> youw :3 physicians ^.^ have ^-^ expwesswy charg'd, 
UwU In peril ^-^ to >_< incuw >_> youw fowmew malady, 
:33 That I shouwd ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ absent me ^-^ fwom >_> youw bed. 
I >w< hope :3 this reason ^-^ stands uWu fow my excuse. 
OwO SWY. >w< Ay, ^.^ it ^-^ stands OwO so UwU that I ^-^ may hardly tawwy OwO so UwU wong. But I would 
>w< be loath ^-^ to ^-^ faww OwO into my >_> dweams again. I uWu wiww OwO thewefowe tawwy in 
UwU despite >_> of OwO the ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and OwO the bwood. 

x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW 

MESSENGEW. Your honour's players, hearing >_> youw amendment, 
uWu Awe come ^-^ to xDD pway :3 a >_> pweasant >w< comedy; 
>_< Fow OwO so >_> youw ÚwÚ doctows howd ^.^ it vewy :33 meet, 
>_< Seeing xDD too >w< much >w< sadnyess ;;w;; hath congeaw'd >_> youw blood, 
And >_> mewanchowy :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ nyuwse >_> of >_> fwenzy. 
OwO Thewefowe uWu they ^w^ thought ^.^ it good you hear :3 a xDD pway 
And fwame >_> youw :33 mind ^-^ to uWu miwth ÚwÚ and ^-^ mewwiment, 
^w^ Which :33 baws :3 a ^w^ thousand UwU hawms ÚwÚ and lengthens wife. 
OwO SWY. x3 Mawwy, I wiww; let them xDD pway it. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 a OwO comonty :3 a 
^.^ Chwistmas :3 gambowd ^w^ ow :3 a xDD tumbwing-twick? 
UwU PAGE. No, my good lord, ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ mowe >w< pweasing >_< stuff. 
OwO SWY. >_> What, househowd stuff? 
UwU PAGE. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a >w< kind >_> of >w< histowy. 
OwO SWY. Weww, ^w^ we'ww ÚwÚ see't. ^w^ Come, ^.^ madam xDD wife, ^-^ sit uWu by my >_> side ÚwÚ and let 
OwO the x3 wowwd ^w^ swip;-we uWu shaww :33 nye'ew >w< be ÚwÚ youngew. 
^.^ [They ^-^ sit >w< down] 

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^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
uWu Padua. OwO A uWu pubwic place 

x3 Entew WUCENTIO ÚwÚ and his man ^-^ TWANyIO 

UwU WUCENTIO. UwU Twanyio, >_< since uWu fow OwO the gweat desiwe I xDD had 
ÚwÚ To UwU see fair >w< Padua, >_< nyuwsewy >_> of :3 awts, 
I x3 am awwiv'd uWu fow :3 fwuitfuw ;;w;; Wombawdy, 
The >_> pweasant garden >_> of gweat >_< Itawy, 
And uWu by my >_< fathew's love ÚwÚ and xDD weave x3 am UwU awm'd 
x3 With his good uWu wiww ÚwÚ and >w< thy good ^.^ company, 
UwU My >_> twusty ^-^ sewvant ;;w;; weww approv'd in aww, 
;;w;; Hewe let OwO us x3 bweathe, ÚwÚ and uWu hapwy UwU institute 
OwO A ^-^ couwse >_> of >_> weawnying ÚwÚ and ;;w;; ingenyious studies. 
>w< Pisa, renowned uWu fow grave >_< citizens, 
Gave me my being ÚwÚ and my fathew :33 fiwst, 
OwO A ^.^ mewchant >_> of gweat ^.^ twaffic OwO thwough OwO the UwU wowwd, 
uWu Vincentio, come >_> of OwO the x3 Bentivowii; 
>w< Vincentio's UwU son, ^w^ bwought OwO up in Fwowence, 
^w^ It uWu shaww ÚwÚ become ^-^ to sewve >w< aww OwO hopes >_> conceiv'd, 
ÚwÚ To xDD deck his >_> fowtunye with his ÚwÚ viwtuous >_< deeds. 
And ^.^ thewefowe, UwU Twanyio, uWu fow OwO the UwU time I study, 
OwO Viwtue ÚwÚ and UwU that part >_> of phiwosophy 
uWu Wiww I OwO appwy UwU that ÚwÚ tweats >_> of >w< happinyess 
By :3 viwtue uWu speciawwy ^-^ to >w< be achiev'd. 
>_> Teww me >w< thy mind; uWu fow I ^.^ have ^.^ Pisa weft 
And x3 am ^-^ to xDD Padua come as ^.^ he UwU that leaves 
OwO A shawwow :33 pwash ^-^ to plunge him in OwO the ^-^ deep, 
And with >w< satiety UwU seeks ^-^ to ÚwÚ quench his thirst. 
TWANyIO. OwO Mi pewdonyato, gentwe ^w^ mastew mine; 
I x3 am in >w< aww ;;w;; affected as yourself; 
Gwad UwU that you ;;w;; thus continue >_> youw :3 wesowve 
ÚwÚ To x3 suck OwO the ;;w;; sweets >_> of ^w^ sweet ^w^ phiwosophy. 
:3 Onwy, good :3 mastew, >_< whiwe ^-^ we ^-^ do admire 
:3 This :3 viwtue ÚwÚ and :3 this :33 mowaw discipwinye, 
Let's >w< be nyo ^.^ Stoics :3 nyow nyo :33 stocks, I pray, 
Ow OwO so devote ^-^ to xDD Awistotwe's checks 
UwU As >_> Ovid >w< be OwO an x3 outcast ^-^ quite abjur'd. 
Balk wogic with >_> acquaintance UwU that you x3 have, 
And ;;w;; pwactise ^w^ whetowic in >_> youw ^w^ common x3 tawk; 
:3 Music ÚwÚ and poesy ;;w;; use ^-^ to quicken OwO you; 
The mathematics ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD metaphysics, 
UwU Faww ^-^ to them as you find >_> youw stomach sewves you. 
:3 Nyo >w< pwofit grows xDD whewe :3 is nyo ^w^ pweasuwe >_> ta'en; 
UwU In brief, ;;w;; siw, study what you UwU most ;;w;; affect. 
UwU WUCENTIO. >_< Gwamewcies, UwU Twanyio, ;;w;; weww OwO dost :3 thou >_< advise. 
^.^ If, >_> Biondewwo, :3 thou ^w^ wewt come uWu ashowe, 
We :33 couwd at UwU once >w< put OwO us in readiness, 
And UwU take :3 a ÚwÚ wodging x3 fit ^-^ to UwU entewtain 
Such fwiends as UwU time in xDD Padua uWu shaww uWu beget. 

x3 Entew ;;w;; BAPTISTA with his two daughtews, KATHERINA 
ÚwÚ and BIANCA; OwO GWEMIO, :3 a pantawoon; HOWTENSIO, 
OwO suitow ^-^ to BIANCA. WUCENTIO ÚwÚ and ^-^ TWANyIO ^.^ stand uWu by 

But stay :33 awhiwe; what >_> company :3 is uWu this? 
TWANyIO. UwU Mastew, >w< some show ^-^ to ^-^ wewcome OwO us ^-^ to town. 
>_> BAPTISTA. Gentwemen, >_< impowtunye me nyo UwU fawthew, 
>_< Fow how I firmly x3 am resolv'd you know; 
:33 That ;;w;; is, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to bestow my ^w^ youngest daughter 
Before I ^.^ have :3 a xDD husband uWu fow OwO the >_< ewdew. 
>w< If ;;w;; eithew >_> of you uWu both love ^w^ Kathewinya, 
xDD Because I xDD knyow you ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ and love you well, 
Weave uWu shaww you ^.^ have ^-^ to couwt xDD hew at >_> youw ÚwÚ pweasuwe. 
;;w;; GWEMIO. ÚwÚ To OwO cawt xDD hew >_< wathew. x3 She's xDD too xDD wough uWu fow >_> me. 
Thewe, there, Howtensio, uWu wiww you ^-^ any x3 wife? 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. uWu [To BAPTISTA] I pray you, ;;w;; siw, :3 is ^.^ it >_> youw uWu wiww 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a ^-^ stawe >_> of me ÚwÚ amongst ^.^ these UwU mates? 
HOWTENSIO. Mates, UwU maid! OwO How UwU mean you ÚwÚ that? :3 Nyo ;;w;; mates uWu fow you, 
>_< Unwess you ;;w;; wewe >_> of ;;w;; gentwew, miwdew mouwd. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. uWu I' :33 faith, ;;w;; siw, you uWu shaww never :3 nyeed ^-^ to fear; 
xDD Iwis ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 hawfway ^-^ to xDD hew >_> heawt; 
But ^-^ if ^.^ it OwO wewe, x3 doubt ^.^ nyot xDD hew cawe shouwd >w< be 
ÚwÚ To xDD comb >_> youw UwU nyoddwe with :3 a thwee-wegg'd UwU stoow, 
And x3 paint >_> youw ;;w;; face, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; use you >_< wike :3 a >_> foow. 
HOWTENSIO. From >w< aww such deviws, good Wowd x3 dewivew >_< us! 
;;w;; GWEMIO. And uWu me, UwU too, good Lord! 
TWANyIO. x3 Husht, >w< mastew! Here's >w< some good UwU pastime ;;w;; towawd; 
:33 That wench :3 is :33 stawk mad ^w^ ow OwO wondewfuw froward. 
UwU WUCENTIO. But in OwO the other's siwence ^-^ do I UwU see 
^.^ Maid's mild >_> behaviouw ÚwÚ and ^-^ sobwiety. 
Peace, ^.^ Twanyio! 
TWANyIO. ^.^ Weww said, master; mum! ÚwÚ and xDD gaze >_> youw fiww. 
>_> BAPTISTA. Gentwemen, UwU that I ^-^ may >_> soon ^-^ make good 
What I ^.^ have :3 said- Bianca, >_< get you in; 
And let ^.^ it ^.^ nyot dispwease ^.^ thee, good Bianca, 
>_< Fow I uWu wiww love ÚwÚ thee :33 nye'ew OwO the ^.^ wess, my giww. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. OwO A pwetty OwO peat! ^.^ it :3 is :33 best 
x3 Put fingew in OwO the eye, OwO an ^.^ she knew >w< why. 
BIANCA. :3 Sistew, ^.^ content you in my discontent. 
>_> Siw, ^-^ to >_> youw ^w^ pweasuwe humbly I subscribe; 
UwU My :33 books ÚwÚ and xDD instwuments uWu shaww >w< be my ^.^ company, 
uWu On them ^-^ to look, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pwactise uWu by ^-^ mysewf. 
UwU WUCENTIO. Hawk, UwU Twanyio, :3 thou uWu mayst hear Minyewva x3 speak! 
HOWTENSIO. UwU Signyiow >w< Baptista, uWu wiww you >w< be OwO so strange? 
>_> Sowwy x3 am I UwU that ^-^ ouw good uWu wiww effects 
^-^ Bianca's ^w^ gwief. 
;;w;; GWEMIO. UwU Why uWu wiww you mew xDD hew uWu up, 
UwU Signyiow >w< Baptista, uWu fow :3 this x3 fiend >_> of >_< heww, 
And ^-^ make xDD hew bear OwO the :3 penyance >_> of xDD hew tongue? 
>_> BAPTISTA. Gentwemen, ^.^ content UwU ye; I x3 am x3 wesowv'd. 
uWu Go ÚwÚ in, uWu Bianca. Exit ^-^ BIANCA 
And uWu fow I xDD knyow ^.^ she xDD taketh UwU most dewight 
UwU In OwO music, ;;w;; instwuments, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; poetwy, 
>_< Schoowmastews uWu wiww I ^-^ keep within my house 
OwO Fit ^-^ to uWu instwuct xDD hew uWu youth. >w< If you, Howtensio, 
Or, UwU Signyiow uWu Gwemio, you, xDD knyow ^-^ any :33 such, 
:33 Pwefew them uWu hithew; uWu fow ^-^ to ÚwÚ cunnying x3 men 
I uWu wiww >w< be vewy kind, ÚwÚ and >_> wibewaw 
ÚwÚ To >_< minye >_> own chiwdwen in good bwinging-up; 
And so, faweweww. ^w^ Kathewinya, you ^-^ may stay; 
>_< Fow I ^.^ have ^-^ mowe ^-^ to :33 communye with uWu Bianca. Exit 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. ÚwÚ Why, ÚwÚ and I xDD twust I ^-^ may >w< go UwU too, ^-^ may I not? 
>_< What! uWu shaww I >w< be appointed >_> houws, as though, ;;w;; bewike, 
I knew ^.^ nyot what ^-^ to UwU take ÚwÚ and what ^-^ to weave? Ha! Exit 
;;w;; GWEMIO. You ^-^ may >w< go ^-^ to OwO the devil's UwU dam; >_> youw x3 gifts awe OwO so good 
>w< hewe's UwU nyonye uWu wiww howd you. Thewe! ^-^ Wuv :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so >_> gweat, 
Howtensio, uWu but ^-^ we ^-^ may blow ^-^ ouw ^.^ nyaiws togethew, ÚwÚ and fast ^.^ it ^w^ faiwwy 
^-^ out; ^-^ ouw >_> cake's dough uWu on uWu both :33 sides. Farewell; >_> yet, uWu fow OwO the love 
I bear my ^w^ sweet Bianca, ^-^ if I can uWu by ^-^ any :3 means ^.^ wight uWu on :3 a x3 fit man 
^-^ to teach xDD hew UwU that wherein ^.^ she dewights, I uWu wiww ^w^ wish him ^-^ to xDD hew 
father. 
HOWTENSIO. SO uWu Wiww OwO I, UwU Signyiow Gremio; uWu but :3 a ;;w;; wowd, I ^-^ pway. ^-^ Though 
OwO the ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of ^-^ ouw >_< quawwew ÚwÚ yet never bwook'd pawwe, xDD knyow nyow, x3 upon 
>_< advice, ^.^ it OwO toucheth OwO us uWu both- UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ may ÚwÚ yet UwU again ^.^ have access ^-^ to 
^-^ ouw fair mistress, ÚwÚ and >w< be x3 happy x3 wivaws in ^-^ Bianca's love- ^-^ to 
>_< wabouw ÚwÚ and :33 effect ^-^ onye xDD thing :33 speciawwy. 
;;w;; GWEMIO. What's UwU that, I pray? 
HOWTENSIO. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to >_< get :3 a xDD husband uWu fow xDD hew sistew. 
;;w;; GWEMIO. OwO A ^.^ husband? :3 a ^w^ deviw. 
HOWTENSIO. I uWu say :3 a >_> husband. 
;;w;; GWEMIO. I uWu say :3 a ^w^ deviw. uWu Think'st thou, Howtensio, >w< though xDD hew fathew 
>w< be vewy rich, ^-^ any man :3 is OwO so vewy :3 a OwO foow ^-^ to >w< be married ^-^ to xDD heww? 
HOWTENSIO. ÚwÚ Tush, xDD Gwemio! ^-^ Though ^.^ it xDD pass >_> youw >_< patience ÚwÚ and >_< minye ^-^ to 
>_> enduwe xDD hew loud UwU awawums, >_> why, man, there >w< be good xDD fewwows in OwO the 
UwU wowwd, OwO an :3 a man :33 couwd ^.^ wight uWu on ;;w;; them, would UwU take xDD hew with >w< aww 
fauwts, ÚwÚ and money ^w^ enyough. 
;;w;; GWEMIO. I cannyot UwU teww; uWu but I xDD had as OwO wief UwU take xDD hew dowwy with :3 this 
x3 condition: ^-^ to >w< be :3 whipp'd at OwO the UwU high cross every x3 mownying. 
HOWTENSIO. OwO Faith, as you ÚwÚ say, :33 thewe's small UwU choice in rotten 
>_> appwes. But, x3 come; >_< since :3 this bar in OwO waw makes OwO us fwiends, ^.^ it 
uWu shaww >w< be OwO so :3 faw :3 fowth fwiendwy maintain'd ÚwÚ tiww uWu by hewping 
>_< Baptista's ewdest daughter ^-^ to :3 a xDD husband ^-^ we xDD set his ^w^ youngest free 
uWu fow :3 a xDD husband, ÚwÚ and then ^.^ have to't x3 afwesh. ^.^ Sweet x3 Bianca! x3 Happy man 
>w< be his dole! ÚwÚ He UwU that runs xDD fastest gets OwO the OwO wing. OwO How uWu say you, 
UwU Signyiow >w< Gwemio? 
;;w;; GWEMIO. I x3 am ^.^ agweed; ÚwÚ and would I xDD had >w< given him OwO the :33 best horse in 
xDD Padua ^-^ to begin his :3 wooing UwU that would xDD thowoughwy ^w^ woo UwU hew, wed UwU hew, 
ÚwÚ and bed UwU hew, ÚwÚ and x3 wid OwO the house >_> of her! Come x3 on. 
>_< Exeunt uWu GWEMIO ÚwÚ and ^.^ HOWTENSIO 
TWANyIO. I pray, ;;w;; siw, tell uWu me, :3 is ^.^ it possibwe 
:33 That love shouwd >_> of :3 a ^w^ sudden UwU take such ;;w;; howd? 
UwU WUCENTIO. :3 O UwU Twanyio, ÚwÚ tiww I ;;w;; found ^.^ it ^-^ to >w< be true, 
I never ^w^ thought ^.^ it possibwe ^w^ ow OwO wikewy. 
But >w< see! >_< whiwe OwO idwy I ÚwÚ stood looking OwO on, 
I ;;w;; found OwO the :33 effect >_> of love in >_> idwenyess; 
And :3 nyow in :3 pwainnyess ^-^ do x3 confess ^-^ to ^.^ thee, 
:33 That art ^-^ to me as >w< secwet ÚwÚ and as dear 
UwU As Annya ^-^ to OwO the Queen >_> of Cawthage :33 was- 
UwU Twanyio, I :33 buwn, I pinye, I pewish, UwU Twanyio, 
>w< If I ;;w;; achieve ^.^ nyot :3 this x3 young modest giww. 
>_< Counsew uWu me, UwU Twanyio, uWu fow I xDD knyow :3 thou OwO canst; 
^w^ Assist uWu me, UwU Twanyio, uWu fow I xDD knyow :3 thou wilt. 
TWANyIO. UwU Mastew, ^.^ it :3 is nyo UwU time ^-^ to ^w^ chide you UwU nyow; 
x3 Affection :3 is ^.^ nyot x3 wated ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> heawt; 
>w< If love ^.^ have ^w^ touch'd you, UwU nyought remains uWu but :3 so: 
ÚwÚ 'Wedime te captum x3 quam >_< queas xDD minyimo.' 
UwU WUCENTIO. >_< Gwamewcies, :3 wad. uWu Go forward; :3 this >w< contents; 
The west uWu wiww UwU comfowt, uWu fow >w< thy counsew's :3 sound. 
TWANyIO. UwU Mastew, you ^.^ wook'd OwO so UwU wongwy uWu on OwO the uWu maid. 
Perhaps you OwO mawk'd ^.^ nyot ^w^ what's OwO the ;;w;; pith >_> of all. 
UwU WUCENTIO. :33 O, yes, I ^-^ saw ^w^ sweet x3 beauty in xDD hew ;;w;; face, 
Such as OwO the daughter >_> of >w< Agenyow ^-^ had, 
:33 That :3 made gweat OwO Juv ^-^ to humbwe him ^-^ to xDD hew ;;w;; hand, 
When with his knyees ^.^ he kiss'd OwO the Cretan >w< stwand. 
TWANyIO. :33 Saw you nyo >_> mowe? Mark'd you ^.^ nyot how xDD hew ^-^ sistew 
^w^ Began ^-^ to :33 scowd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ waise OwO up such :3 a :3 stowm 
:33 That x3 mowtaw ears UwU might hardly >_> enduwe OwO the din? 
UwU WUCENTIO. UwU Twanyio, I ^-^ saw xDD hew coral lips ^-^ to UwU muv, 
And with xDD hew >_> bweath ^.^ she >_> did perfume OwO the air; 
OwO Sacwed ÚwÚ and ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ was >w< aww I ^-^ saw in :3 hew. 
TWANyIO. ;;w;; Nyay, then 'tis UwU time ^-^ to :33 stiw him ^-^ fwom his twance. 
I pray, >_< awake, sir. >w< If you love OwO the ;;w;; maid, 
Bend >_> thoughts ÚwÚ and xDD wits ^-^ to ;;w;; achieve :3 hew. ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ it >_> stands: 
Her ÚwÚ ewdew ^-^ sistew :3 is OwO so curst ÚwÚ and >_< shwewd 
That, ÚwÚ tiww OwO the fathew x3 wid his ^.^ hands >_> of UwU hew, 
UwU Mastew, >_> youw love >w< must live :3 a maid at >_< home; 
And OwO thewefowe >_> has ^.^ he cwosewy OwO mew'd xDD hew uWu up, 
xDD Because ^.^ she uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be ^-^ annyoy'd with suitors. 
UwU WUCENTIO. xDD Ah, UwU Twanyio, what :3 a x3 cwuew >_< fathew's >w< he! 
But art :3 thou ^.^ nyot UwU advis'd ^.^ he took >w< some cawe 
ÚwÚ To >_< get xDD hew ÚwÚ cunnying >_< schoowmastews ^-^ to uWu instwuct uWu hew? 
TWANyIO. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, x3 am OwO I, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow 'tis plotted. 
UwU WUCENTIO. I ^.^ have it, xDD Twanyio. 
TWANyIO. UwU Mastew, uWu fow my ;;w;; hand, 
Both ^-^ ouw OwO inventions ^.^ meet ÚwÚ and jump in ^w^ onye. 
UwU WUCENTIO. >_> Teww me UwU thinye >_> fiwst. 
TWANyIO. You uWu wiww >w< be schoolmaster, 
And >_< undewtake OwO the ^w^ teaching >_> of OwO the xDD maid- 
^.^ That's >_> youw xDD device. 
UwU WUCENTIO. ^w^ It is. May ^.^ it >w< be ;;w;; donye? 
TWANyIO. :3 Nyot ^-^ possibwe; uWu fow ^-^ who uWu shaww bear >_> youw part 
And >w< be in xDD Padua here >w< Vincentio's :3 son; 
Keep house ÚwÚ and xDD pwy his book, ^-^ wewcome his fwiends, 
xDD Visit his countrymen, ÚwÚ and ^.^ banquet >w< them? 
UwU WUCENTIO. ;;w;; Basta, ^.^ content ^.^ thee, uWu fow I ^.^ have ^.^ it :33 fuww. 
We ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet >_< been uWu seen in ^-^ any OwO house, 
Nyow can ^-^ we >w< be OwO distinguish'd uWu by ^-^ ouw faces 
>_< Fow man ^w^ ow mastew. ;;w;; Then ^.^ it UwU fowwows ^.^ thus: 
Thou ^-^ shawt >w< be :3 mastew, UwU Twanyio, in my UwU stead, 
Keep house ÚwÚ and powt ÚwÚ and servants, as I >w< shouwd; 
I uWu wiww >w< some uWu othew be- >w< some x3 Fwowentinye, 
uWu Some Neapolitan, ^w^ ow meaner man >_> of Pisa. 
^.^ 'Tis OwO hatch'd, ÚwÚ and uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ so. UwU Twanyio, at UwU once 
^w^ Uncase thee; UwU take my colour'd ÚwÚ hat ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cwoak. 
When Biondello uWu comes, ^.^ he >_< waits uWu on thee; 
But I uWu wiww chawm him ^.^ fiwst ^-^ to ^-^ keep his OwO tongue. 
TWANyIO. ^w^ So xDD had you need. ^.^ [They exchange >w< habits] 
UwU In brief, ;;w;; siw, x3 sith ^.^ it >_> youw ^w^ pweasuwe ;;w;; is, 
And I x3 am tied ^-^ to >w< be :33 obedient- 
>_< Fow OwO so >_> youw fathew OwO chawg'd me at ^-^ ouw parting: 
uWu 'Be serviceable ^-^ to my >w< son' OwO quoth >_< he, 
UwU Awthough I ÚwÚ think 'twas in another UwU sense- 
I x3 am ^.^ content ^-^ to >w< be :33 Wucentio, 
xDD Because OwO so ;;w;; weww I love Wucentio. 
UwU WUCENTIO. UwU Twanyio, >w< be OwO so ^.^ because xDD Wucentio :33 wuvs; 
And let me >w< be :3 a ^w^ swave x3 t' ;;w;; achieve UwU that maid 
uWu Whose ^w^ sudden OwO sight ;;w;; hath thrall'd my >_< wounded >w< eye. 

x3 Entew BIONDELLO. 

;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the >_> wogue. Sirrah, xDD whewe ^.^ have you :3 been? 
BIONDELLO. :3 Whewe ^.^ have I ^w^ been! ;;w;; Nyay, how nyow! xDD whewe awe you? 
UwU Mastew, >_> has my :3 fewwow ^.^ Twanyio stow'n >_> youw clothes? 
Ow you stow'n his? ^w^ ow x3 both? >_> Pway, ^w^ what's OwO the x3 nyews? 
UwU WUCENTIO. Sirrah, come uWu hithew; 'tis nyo UwU time ^-^ to >w< jest, 
And OwO thewefowe fwame >_> youw ^-^ mannyews ^-^ to OwO the xDD time. 
Your :3 fewwow ^.^ Twanyio ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ to :33 save my xDD wife, 
>w< Puts my apparel ÚwÚ and my count'nyance OwO on, 
And I uWu fow my escape ^.^ have >w< put uWu on his; 
>_< Fow in :3 a >_< quawwew >_< since I came ashowe 
I xDD kiww'd :3 a man, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw I ÚwÚ was descwied. 
Wait you uWu on ^w^ him, I chawge you, as >_< becomes, 
OwO Whiwe I ^-^ make uWu way ^-^ fwom x3 hence ^-^ to :33 save my wife. 
You undewstand x3 me? 
BIONDELLO. OwO I, sir? :33 Nye'ew :3 a ÚwÚ whit. 
UwU WUCENTIO. And ^.^ nyot :3 a :3 jot >_> of ^.^ Twanyio in >_> youw ^w^ mouth: 
^.^ Twanyio :3 is >_< chang'd OwO into Wucentio. 
BIONDELLO. The better uWu fow him; would I ;;w;; wewe OwO so OwO too! 
TWANyIO. ^w^ So :33 couwd OwO I, :33 faith, OwO boy, ^-^ to ^.^ have OwO the next ^w^ wish aftew, 
:33 That xDD Wucentio >_< indeed xDD had >_< Baptista's ^w^ youngest daughter. 
But, ÚwÚ siwwah, ^.^ nyot uWu fow my :33 sake uWu but >_> youw OwO mastew's, I :33 advise 
You ;;w;; use >_> youw ^-^ mannyews discweetwy in >w< aww >w< kind >_> of ^-^ companyies. 
When I x3 am xDD awonye, >_> why, then I x3 am xDD Twanyio; 
But in >w< aww OwO pwaces ewse >_> youw ^w^ mastew Wucentio. 
UwU WUCENTIO. UwU Twanyio, wet's ^.^ go. 
>_< Onye xDD thing ^-^ mowe wests, UwU that thyself ÚwÚ execute- 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make ^-^ onye UwU among ^.^ these wooers. >w< If :3 thou ÚwÚ ask me :3 why- 
:33 Sufficeth, my reasons awe uWu both good ÚwÚ and >w< weighty. >_< Exeunt 

The Pwesentews :33 abuv speak 

OwO FIWST SERVANT. UwU My lord, you ÚwÚ nyod; you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :33 mind OwO the play. 
OwO SWY. x3 Yes, uWu by x3 Saint >_> Annye ^-^ do :3 I. OwO A good matter, xDD suwewy; comes there 
^-^ any ^-^ mowe >_> of it? 
UwU PAGE. UwU My lord, 'tis uWu but x3 begun. 
OwO SWY. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a vewy excellent piece >_> of work, ^.^ madam wady 
Wouwd 'twere :33 donye! ^.^ [They ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and mark] 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
uWu Padua. Before HOWTENSIO'S house 

x3 Entew :3 PETWUCHIO ÚwÚ and his man ÚwÚ GWUMIO 

^-^ PETWUCHIO. Vewonya, uWu fow :3 a >_< whiwe I UwU take my leave, 
ÚwÚ To UwU see my fwiends in ^-^ Padua; uWu but >_> of >w< aww 
UwU My :33 best bewuvd ÚwÚ and appwuvd OwO fwiend, 
Hortensio; ÚwÚ and I ^-^ twow :3 this :3 is his >_< house. 
Here, sirrah Gwumio, knock, I >w< say. 
UwU GWUMIO. UwU Knyock, :3 siw! x3 Whom shouwd I knyock? 
^-^ Is there ^-^ any man >_> has rebus'd >_> youw >w< wowship? 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^-^ Viwwain, I ÚwÚ say, xDD knyock me here soundly. 
UwU GWUMIO. UwU Knyock you ;;w;; hewe, sir? ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, what x3 am OwO I, ;;w;; siw, UwU that I 
shouwd xDD knyock you ;;w;; hewe, sir? 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^-^ Viwwain, I ÚwÚ say, xDD knyock me at :3 this gate, 
And rap me well, ^w^ ow I'll xDD knyock >_> youw xDD knyave's UwU pate. 
UwU GWUMIO. UwU My ^w^ mastew :3 is UwU gwown ^-^ quawwewsome. I shouwd xDD knyock you :33 fiwst, 
And then I xDD knyow aftew ^-^ who comes uWu by OwO the uWu wowst. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. uWu Wiww ^.^ it ^.^ nyot x3 be? 
OwO Faith, ÚwÚ siwwah, OwO an ^w^ you'ww ^.^ nyot xDD knyock I'll ring xDD it; 
I'll twy how you can ^w^ sow-fa, ÚwÚ and sing it. 
:3 [He wrings him uWu by OwO the >_> eaws] 
UwU GWUMIO. :3 Hewp, masters, :33 hewp! UwU My ^w^ mastew :3 is ^w^ mad. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. Nyow xDD knyock when I ;;w;; bid you, sirrah viwwain! 

x3 Entew ^.^ HOWTENSIO 

HOWTENSIO. OwO How nyow! ^w^ what's OwO the matter? UwU My ^.^ owd fwiend ^-^ Gwumio ÚwÚ and my 
good fwiend ^-^ Petwuchio! OwO How ^-^ do you >w< aww at Vewonya? 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. UwU Signyiow Howtensio, come you ^-^ to part OwO the fway? 
'Con OwO tutto UwU iw :3 cuowe xDD ben x3 twovato' ^-^ may I >w< say. 
HOWTENSIO. Awwa uWu nyostwa x3 casa xDD ben >_> venyuto, 
>w< Mowto x3 honyowato signyow xDD mio OwO Petwuchio. 
^-^ Wise, Gwumio, x3 wise; ^-^ we uWu wiww compound :3 this UwU quawwew. 
UwU GWUMIO. ;;w;; Nyay, 'tis nyo matter, ;;w;; siw, what ^.^ he ;;w;; 'weges in ^.^ Watin. >w< If :3 this 
>w< be ^.^ nyot :3 a lawful cause uWu fow me ^-^ to xDD weave his :33 sewvice- ÚwÚ wook you, uWu siw: 
^.^ he ;;w;; bid me xDD knyock him ÚwÚ and rap him soundwy, sir. Weww, ÚwÚ was ^.^ it x3 fit 
uWu fow :3 a ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to ;;w;; use his ^w^ mastew >w< so; being, perhaps, uWu fow >w< aught I 
>_> see, two ÚwÚ and ^w^ thiwty, :3 a pip ^w^ out? 
x3 Whom would ^-^ to :3 God I xDD had ;;w;; weww ^w^ knyock'd at :33 fiwst, 
;;w;; Then xDD had ^.^ nyot ^-^ Gwumio come uWu by OwO the uWu wowst. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. OwO A ÚwÚ sensewess viwwain! Good Howtensio, 
I bade OwO the >w< wascaw xDD knyock x3 upon >_> youw gate, 
And :33 couwd ^.^ nyot >_< get him uWu fow my OwO heawt ^-^ to ^-^ do it. 
UwU GWUMIO. UwU Knyock at OwO the gate? :3 O >_< heavens! ;;w;; Spake you ^.^ nyot ^.^ these uWu wowds 
x3 pwain: >_> 'Siwwah xDD knyock me ;;w;; hewe, rap me ;;w;; hewe, xDD knyock me well, ÚwÚ and 
xDD knyock me >_< soundwy'? And come you :3 nyow with :33 'knyocking at OwO the xDD gate'? 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. Sirrah, >w< be gone, ^w^ ow talk ;;w;; nyot, I :33 advise you. 
HOWTENSIO. Petruchio, patience; I x3 am uWu Gwumio's pwedge; 
ÚwÚ Why, :33 this's :3 a :33 heavy uWu chance :33 'twixt him ÚwÚ and you, 
Your ^w^ ancient, ^w^ twusty, >_> pweasant ^-^ sewvant :3 Gwumio. 
And tell me nyow, ^w^ sweet OwO fwiend, what x3 happy gale 
Blows you ^-^ to xDD Padua here ^-^ fwom ^.^ owd Vewonya? 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. Such ^.^ wind as ^.^ scattews x3 young x3 men OwO thwough OwO the x3 wowwd 
ÚwÚ To >w< seek theiw :3 fowtunyes farther than at home, 
:3 Whewe small experience gwows. But in :3 a few, 
UwU Signyiow Howtensio, ;;w;; thus ^.^ it ^-^ stands with :3 me: 
Antonyio, my fathew, :3 is deceas'd, 
And I ^.^ have OwO thwust ^-^ mysewf OwO into :3 this maze, 
:3 Hapwy ^-^ to OwO wive ÚwÚ and thrive as :33 best I :3 may; 
x3 Cwowns in my >_> puwse I x3 have, ÚwÚ and goods at home, 
And OwO so x3 am come ÚwÚ abwoad ^-^ to UwU see OwO the world. 
HOWTENSIO. Petruchio, uWu shaww I then come ^.^ woundwy ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee 
And ^w^ wish ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :3 a >_< shwewd uWu iww-favouw'd x3 wife? 
xDD Thou'dst :3 thank me uWu but :3 a wittwe uWu fow my counsew, 
And ÚwÚ yet I'll pwomise ÚwÚ thee ^.^ she uWu shaww >w< be rich, 
And vewy rich; uWu but th'art xDD too >w< much my OwO fwiend, 
And I'll ^.^ nyot ^w^ wish ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :3 hew. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. UwU Signyiow Howtensio, :33 'twixt such fwiends as ^-^ we 
:3 Few uWu wowds suffice; ÚwÚ and ^.^ thewefowe, ^-^ if :3 thou xDD knyow 
>_< Onye rich enough ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ Petwuchio's xDD wife, 
UwU As wealth :3 is >_> buwden >_> of my :3 wooing ^w^ dance, 
Be ^.^ she as ;;w;; fouw as ÚwÚ was x3 Fwowentius' love, 
UwU As ^.^ owd as Sibyl, ÚwÚ and as curst ÚwÚ and >_< shwewd 
UwU As Socrates' >_> Xanthippe ^w^ ow :3 a wowse- 
She muvs me ;;w;; nyot, ^w^ ow ^.^ nyot ^w^ wemuvs, at >_> weast, 
^-^ Affection's >_> edge in uWu me, ;;w;; wewe ^.^ she as xDD wough 
UwU As awe OwO the ;;w;; swewwing UwU Adwiatic ÚwÚ seas. 
I come ^-^ to OwO wive ^.^ it weawthiwy in ^-^ Padua; 
>w< If wealthily, then UwU happiwy in uWu Padua. 
UwU GWUMIO. ;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ wook you, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ he uWu tewws you flatly what his :33 mind is. 
ÚwÚ Why, ^w^ give him gold enough ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mawwy him ^-^ to :3 a xDD puppet ^w^ ow OwO an 
agwet-baby, ^w^ ow OwO an ^.^ owd UwU twot with :33 nye'ew :3 a tooth in xDD hew uWu head, >w< though 
^.^ she >_> has as many ÚwÚ diseases as two ÚwÚ and ^w^ fifty >_< howses. ÚwÚ Why, nyothing 
comes amiss, OwO so money comes :3 withaw. 
HOWTENSIO. Petruchio, >_< since ^-^ we awe ÚwÚ stepp'd ;;w;; thus :3 faw ÚwÚ in, 
I uWu wiww continue UwU that I x3 bwoach'd in ÚwÚ jest. 
I ^-^ can, Petruchio, ^w^ hewp ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :3 a UwU wife 
x3 With wealth enyough, ÚwÚ and x3 young ÚwÚ and beauteous; 
Brought OwO up as :33 best >_< becomes :3 a x3 gentwewoman; 
Her only UwU fauwt, ÚwÚ and UwU that :3 is faults enyough, 
^w^ Is- UwU that ^.^ she :3 is intolerable uWu cuwst, 
And >_< shwewd ÚwÚ and froward OwO so uWu beyond >w< aww measuwe 
That, ;;w;; wewe my OwO state :3 faw ^-^ wowsew than ^.^ it ;;w;; is, 
I would ^.^ nyot wed xDD hew uWu fow :3 a >_< minye >_> of >w< gowd. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. Howtensio, :3 peace! :3 thou uWu knyow'st ^.^ nyot uWu gowd's >w< effect. 
>_> Teww me xDD hew >_< fathew's uWu nyame, ÚwÚ and 'tis enyough; 
>_< Fow I uWu wiww board xDD hew >w< though ^.^ she ^w^ chide as loud 
UwU As thundew when OwO the clouds in autumn cwack. 
HOWTENSIO. Her fathew :3 is >_< Baptista Minyowa, 
An affabwe ÚwÚ and courteous ^w^ gentweman; 
Her name :3 is Katherina Minyowa, 
Renown'd in xDD Padua uWu fow xDD hew scolding OwO tongue. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. I xDD knyow xDD hew fathew, >w< though I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot UwU hew; 
And ^.^ he knew my ^.^ deceased fathew :33 weww. 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< sweep, Howtensio, ÚwÚ tiww I UwU see UwU hew; 
And OwO thewefowe let me >w< be ;;w;; thus bowd with you 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give you xDD uvw at :3 this ^.^ fiwst uWu encountew, 
>_< Unwess you uWu wiww :33 accompany me thithew. 
UwU GWUMIO. I pray you, ;;w;; siw, let him >w< go >_< whiwe OwO the humouw wasts. >w< O' my 
;;w;; wowd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she knew him as ;;w;; weww as I uWu do, ^.^ she would ÚwÚ think scolding 
would ^-^ do wittwe good x3 upon >_> him. She ^-^ may UwU pewhaps caww him half :3 a 
scowe knyaves ^w^ ow ÚwÚ so. ÚwÚ Why, that's OwO nyothing; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he begin once, :3 he'ww 
;;w;; waiw in his rope-tricks. I'll tell you what, uWu siw: OwO an ^.^ she ^.^ stand 
him uWu but :3 a little, ^.^ he uWu wiww thwow :3 a figuwe in xDD hew ;;w;; face, ÚwÚ and OwO so 
disfiguwe xDD hew with ^.^ it UwU that ^.^ she uWu shaww ^.^ have nyo ^-^ mowe eyes ^-^ to UwU see 
withaw than :3 a cat. You xDD knyow him ;;w;; nyot, sir. 
HOWTENSIO. ^.^ Tawwy, Petruchio, I >w< must >w< go with ^.^ thee, 
>_< Fow in >_< Baptista's ^-^ keep my >_> tweasuwe is. 
ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath OwO the >_> jewew >_> of my life in >_< howd, 
His ^w^ youngest >_> daughtew, xDD beautifuw UwU Bianca; 
And xDD hew withholds ^-^ fwom uWu me, ÚwÚ and uWu othew :3 mowe, 
>_> Suitows ^-^ to xDD hew ÚwÚ and x3 wivaws in my :33 wuv; 
^-^ Supposing ^.^ it :3 a xDD thing impossibwe- 
>_< Fow x3 those defects I ^.^ have before ^w^ weheaws'd- 
:33 That >w< evew Katherina uWu wiww >w< be x3 woo'd. 
OwO Thewefowe :3 this owdew ;;w;; hath >_< Baptista ta'en, 
:33 That UwU nyonye uWu shaww ^.^ have access x3 unto ;;w;; Bianca 
;;w;; Tiww ;;w;; Kathewinye OwO the curst ^.^ have ^w^ got :3 a >_> husband. 
UwU GWUMIO. ;;w;; Kathewinye OwO the xDD cuwst! 
OwO A title uWu fow :3 a maid >_> of >w< aww titwes OwO the uWu wowst. 
HOWTENSIO. Nyow uWu shaww my fwiend :3 Petwuchio ^-^ do me >w< gwace, 
And :3 offew me ÚwÚ disguis'd in :33 sobew wobes 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ owd >_< Baptista as :3 a schoowmastew 
^.^ Weww uWu seen in OwO music, ^-^ to uWu instwuct UwU Bianca; 
:33 That OwO so I ^-^ may uWu by :3 this :33 device at :33 weast 
>_< Have xDD weave ÚwÚ and :3 weisuwe ^-^ to ^-^ make love ^-^ to UwU hew, 
And ;;w;; unsuspected couwt xDD hew uWu by :33 hewsewf. 

x3 Entew uWu GWEMIO with WUCENTIO uWu disguised as ÚwÚ CAMBIO 

UwU GWUMIO. Here's nyo ÚwÚ knyavewy! ^w^ See, ^-^ to beguiwe OwO the ^.^ owd >_> fowks, how OwO the 
x3 young xDD fowks uWu way theiw :3 heads uWu togethew! UwU Mastew, :3 mastew, ÚwÚ wook about 
you. OwO Who :33 goes there, ha? 
HOWTENSIO. Peace, OwO Gwumio! ^w^ It :3 is OwO the rival >_> of my wuv. Petruchio, 
^.^ stand uWu by >_> awhiwe. 
UwU GWUMIO. OwO A pwopew stwipwing, ÚwÚ and OwO an UwU amowous! 
^.^ [They ^.^ stand aside] 
;;w;; GWEMIO. :33 O, vewy ;;w;; weww; I ^.^ have pewus'd OwO the >_< nyote. 
UwU Hawk you, siw; I'll ^.^ have them vewy ^w^ faiwwy ^-^ bound- 
^-^ Aww :33 books >_> of love, UwU see UwU that at ^-^ any >w< hand; 
And UwU see you ;;w;; wead nyo uWu othew >_> wectuwes ^-^ to :3 hew. 
You undewstand :3 me- xDD uvw ÚwÚ and >_> beside 
UwU Signyiow >_< Baptista's wibewawity, 
I'll OwO mend ^.^ it with :3 a >_> wawgess. ;;w;; Take >_> youw paper UwU too, 
And let me ^.^ have them vewy ;;w;; weww OwO pewfum'd; 
>_< Fow ^.^ she :3 is ^-^ sweetew than perfume itsewf 
ÚwÚ To xDD whom uWu they >w< go x3 to. What uWu wiww you ;;w;; wead ^-^ to uWu hew? 
UwU WUCENTIO. uWu Whate'ew I ;;w;; wead ^-^ to UwU hew, I'll >w< pwead uWu fow you 
UwU As uWu fow my >_> patwon, ^.^ stand you OwO so assur'd, 
UwU As firmly as yourself ;;w;; wewe still in >w< pwace; 
xDD Yea, ÚwÚ and UwU pewhaps with ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ successfuw uWu wowds 
>w< Than you, unwess you ;;w;; wewe :3 a >_< schowaw, sir. 
;;w;; GWEMIO. :3 O :3 this weawnying, what :3 a xDD thing ^.^ it ÚwÚ is! 
UwU GWUMIO. :3 O :3 this ^-^ woodcock, what OwO an ;;w;; ass ^.^ it ÚwÚ is! 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. Peace, sirrah! 
HOWTENSIO. Gwumio, mum! >_> [Coming forward] 
:3 God :33 save you, UwU Signyiow xDD Gwemio! 
;;w;; GWEMIO. And you awe ;;w;; weww met, UwU Signyiow Howtensio. 
;;w;; Twow you :33 whithew I x3 am going? ÚwÚ To >_< Baptista ^w^ Minyowa. 
I OwO pwomis'd ^-^ to enquire cawefuwwy 
About :3 a schoowmastew uWu fow OwO the fair UwU Bianca; 
And uWu by good >_> fowtunye I ^.^ have ;;w;; wighted ;;w;; weww 
uWu On :3 this x3 young >w< man; uWu fow >_> weawnying ÚwÚ and >_> behaviouw 
OwO Fit uWu fow xDD hew turn, ;;w;; weww ;;w;; wead in poetry 
And uWu othew ^.^ books- good onyes, I ;;w;; wawwant ^.^ ye. 
HOWTENSIO. ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have met :3 a ^-^ gentweman 
;;w;; Hath OwO pwomis'd me ^-^ to ^w^ hewp me ^-^ to another, 
OwO A fine uWu musician ^-^ to uWu instwuct ^-^ ouw UwU mistwess; 
^w^ So uWu shaww I nyo whit >w< be >_> behind in >_> duty 
ÚwÚ To fair Bianca, OwO so bewuvd >_> of >_> me. 
;;w;; GWEMIO. Bewuvd >_> of :3 me- ÚwÚ and UwU that my deeds uWu shaww >_< pwuv. 
UwU GWUMIO. And UwU that his :33 bags uWu shaww >_< pwuv. 
HOWTENSIO. uWu Gwemio, 'tis :3 nyow nyo UwU time ^-^ to :33 vent ^-^ ouw wuv. 
:33 Wisten ^-^ to uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^-^ if you speak me fair 
I'll tell you UwU nyews indifferent good uWu fow >_> eithew. 
;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a ^-^ gentweman xDD whom uWu by uWu chance I met, 
:3 Upon agreement ^-^ fwom OwO us ^-^ to his uWu wiking, 
uWu Wiww >_< undewtake ^-^ to ^w^ woo curst ÚwÚ Kathewinye; 
xDD Yea, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy UwU hew, ^-^ if xDD hew dowwy pwease. 
;;w;; GWEMIO. ^w^ So said, OwO so >_< donye, :3 is :33 weww. 
Howtensio, ^.^ have you told him >w< aww xDD hew >w< fauwts? 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. I xDD knyow ^.^ she :3 is OwO an ÚwÚ iwksome ^w^ bwawwing ÚwÚ scowd; 
>w< If UwU that >w< be aww, masters, I hear nyo hawm. 
;;w;; GWEMIO. No, xDD say'st me so, fwiend? What countryman? 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. ÚwÚ Bown in Vewonya, ^.^ owd ^.^ Antonyio's :33 son. 
UwU My fathew OwO dead, my >_> fowtunye ;;w;; wives uWu fow me; 
And I ^-^ do >w< hope good >_< days ÚwÚ and wong ^-^ to :3 see. 
;;w;; GWEMIO. :3 O >_> Siw, such :3 a life with such :3 a UwU wife ;;w;; wewe stwange! 
But ^-^ if you ^.^ have :3 a >w< stomach, to't :3 a God's ;;w;; nyame; 
You uWu shaww ^.^ have me assisting you in all. 
But uWu wiww you ^w^ woo :3 this ;;w;; wiwd-cat? 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. uWu Wiww I live? 
UwU GWUMIO. uWu Wiww ^.^ he ^w^ woo uWu hew? >w< Ay, ^w^ ow I'll >_> hang :3 hew. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. UwU Why came I UwU hithew uWu but ^-^ to UwU that x3 intent? 
:33 Think you :3 a wittwe >w< din can daunt >_< minye ;;w;; eaws? 
>_< Have I ^.^ nyot in my UwU time heard ^.^ wions >_> woaw? 
>_< Have I ^.^ nyot heard OwO the >_< sea, ^w^ puff'd OwO up with ^.^ winds, 
uWu Wage >_< wike OwO an :3 angwy ^-^ boaw ^-^ chafed with xDD sweat? 
>_< Have I ^.^ nyot heard gweat ordnance in OwO the field, 
And >_< heaven's ^-^ awtiwwewy thundew in OwO the :33 skies? 
>_< Have I ^.^ nyot in :3 a ^w^ pitched ^-^ battwe heard 
Loud ^w^ 'wawums, nyeighing >_< steeds, ÚwÚ and x3 twumpets' cwang? 
And ^-^ do you tell me >_> of :3 a :3 woman's tongue, 
:33 That gives ^.^ nyot half OwO so gweat :3 a blow ^-^ to hear 
UwU As uWu wiww :3 a ^w^ chestnyut in :3 a uWu fawinyew's xDD fiwe? 
Tush! uWu tush! ;;w;; feaw :3 boys with bugs. 
UwU GWUMIO. >_< Fow ^.^ he ^-^ feaws none. 
;;w;; GWEMIO. Howtensio, :3 hawk: 
:3 This ^-^ gentweman :3 is UwU happiwy awwiv'd, 
UwU My :33 mind ^.^ pwesumes, uWu fow his >_> own good ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouws. 
HOWTENSIO. I OwO pwomis'd ^-^ we would >w< be xDD contwibutows 
And bear his chawge >_> of wooing, whatsoe'er. 
;;w;; GWEMIO. And OwO so ^-^ we wiww- provided UwU that ^.^ he ^.^ win :3 hew. 
UwU GWUMIO. I would I ;;w;; wewe as ^w^ suwe >_> of :3 a good uWu dinnyew. 

x3 Entew TRANIO, bravely >w< appawewwed as ^w^ WUCENTIO, ÚwÚ and xDD BIONDEWWO 

TWANyIO. Gentwemen, :3 God :33 save xDD you! >w< If I ^-^ may >w< be bold, 
>_> Teww uWu me, I uWu beseech you, ;;w;; which :3 is OwO the OwO weadiest uWu way 
ÚwÚ To OwO the house >_> of UwU Signyiow >_< Baptista Minola? 
BIONDELLO. ÚwÚ He UwU that >_> has OwO the two fair daughters; :3 is't ^.^ he you ÚwÚ mean? 
TWANyIO. >_< Even >_< he, Biondello. 
;;w;; GWEMIO. UwU Hawk you, ;;w;; siw, you UwU mean ^.^ nyot xDD hew UwU to- 
TWANyIO. Perhaps him ÚwÚ and UwU hew, siw; what ^.^ have you ^-^ to x3 do? 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. :3 Nyot xDD hew UwU that chides, ;;w;; siw, at ^-^ any ;;w;; hand, I ^-^ pway. 
TWANyIO. I love nyo chidews, sir. >_> Biondewwo, wet's >_> away. 
UwU WUCENTIO. ^-^ [Aside] ^.^ Weww ;;w;; begun, xDD Twanyio. 
HOWTENSIO. >_> Siw, :3 a >_> wowd ewe you ^.^ go. 
uWu Awe you :3 a OwO suitow ^-^ to OwO the maid you talk :33 of, OwO yea ^w^ ow nyo? 
TWANyIO. And ^-^ if I ^.^ be, ;;w;; siw, :3 is ^.^ it ^-^ any ÚwÚ offence? 
;;w;; GWEMIO. Nyo; ^-^ if ^-^ without ^-^ mowe uWu wowds you uWu wiww >_< get you ^-^ hence. 
TWANyIO. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, I pray, awe ^.^ nyot OwO the >w< stweets as free 
>_< Fow me as uWu fow you? 
;;w;; GWEMIO. But OwO so :3 is ^.^ nyot she. 

TWANyIO. >_< Fow what reason, I uWu beseech you? 
;;w;; GWEMIO. >_< Fow :3 this reason, ^-^ if ^w^ you'ww >w< knyow, 
:33 That she's OwO the UwU choice love >_> of UwU Signyiow Gremio. 
HOWTENSIO. :33 That she's OwO the :3 chosen >_> of UwU Signyiow Howtensio. 
TWANyIO. ^w^ Softwy, my :3 mastews! >w< If you >w< be gentlemen, 
Do me :3 this right- hear me with uWu patience. 
>_< Baptista :3 is :3 a x3 nyobwe ;;w;; gentweman, 
ÚwÚ To xDD whom my fathew :3 is ^.^ nyot >w< aww :33 unknyown, 
And, ;;w;; wewe his daughter ^-^ faiwew than ^.^ she ;;w;; is, 
She ^-^ may ^-^ mowe suitows x3 have, ÚwÚ and me uWu fow ^w^ onye. 
^-^ Faiw :33 Weda's daughter xDD had :3 a ^w^ thousand :33 wooews; 
;;w;; Then ;;w;; weww ^-^ onye ^-^ mowe ^-^ may fair ;;w;; Bianca ^.^ have; 
And OwO so ^.^ she shall: xDD Wucentio uWu shaww ^-^ make one, 
^-^ Though Paris came in >w< hope ^-^ to ÚwÚ speed awonye. 
;;w;; GWEMIO. >_> What, :3 this ^-^ gentweman uWu wiww out-talk OwO us all! 
UwU WUCENTIO. >_> Siw, ^w^ give him ÚwÚ head; I xDD knyow :3 he'ww ^w^ pwuv :3 a ÚwÚ jade. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. Howtensio, ^-^ to what ^-^ end awe >w< aww ^.^ these wowds? 
HOWTENSIO. >_> Siw, let me >w< be OwO so bowd as ÚwÚ ask you, 
OwO Did you ÚwÚ yet >w< evew UwU see >_< Baptista's ^.^ daughtew? 
TWANyIO. No, ;;w;; siw, uWu but hear I ^-^ do UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ;;w;; two: 
The ^-^ onye as :3 famous uWu fow :3 a scolding :33 tongue 
UwU As :3 is OwO the uWu othew uWu fow uWu beauteous ;;w;; modesty. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. >_> Siw, ;;w;; siw, OwO the first's uWu fow me; let xDD hew >w< go by. 
;;w;; GWEMIO. xDD Yea, xDD weave UwU that >_< wabouw ^-^ to gweat Hercules, 
And let ^.^ it >w< be ^-^ mowe than >_> Awcides' twewve. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. >_> Siw, undewstand you :3 this >_> of uWu me, in ^w^ sooth: 
The ^w^ youngest >_> daughtew, xDD whom you xDD heawken for, 
Her fathew >_< keeps ^-^ fwom >w< aww access >_> of >_< suitows, 
And uWu wiww ^.^ nyot pwomise xDD hew ^-^ to ^-^ any man 
^.^ Untiw OwO the ÚwÚ ewdew ^-^ sistew ^.^ fiwst >w< be >_< wed. 
The ^.^ youngew then :3 is ^.^ fwee, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >_> befowe. 
TWANyIO. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be so, ;;w;; siw, UwU that you awe OwO the man 
Must stead OwO us aww, ÚwÚ and me ÚwÚ amongst OwO the west; 
And ^-^ if you >_< bweak OwO the x3 ice, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do :3 this feat, 
>_< Achieve OwO the ^-^ ewdew, xDD set OwO the ^.^ youngew free 
>_< Fow ^-^ ouw ^.^ access- uWu whose :3 hap uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ to ^.^ have xDD hew 
uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot OwO so gwacewess >w< be ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; ingwate. 
HOWTENSIO. >_> Siw, you uWu say well, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww you ^-^ do x3 conceive; 
And >_< since you ^-^ do UwU pwofess ^-^ to >w< be :3 a suitow, 
You xDD must, as ^-^ we uWu do, ;;w;; gwatify :3 this ;;w;; gentweman, 
ÚwÚ To xDD whom ^-^ we >w< aww west generally beholding. 
TWANyIO. >_> Siw, I uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be ^w^ swack; in >w< sign whereof, 
UwU Pwease ye ^-^ we ^-^ may contrive :3 this ^-^ aftewnyoon, 
And ;;w;; quaff carouses ^-^ to ^-^ ouw x3 mistwess' ^w^ heawth; 
And ^-^ do as advewsawies ^-^ do in waw- 
^-^ Stwive ^-^ mightiwy, uWu but xDD eat ÚwÚ and dwink as >_< fwiends. 
GRUMIO, BIONDELLO. :3 O excellent motion! >w< Fewwows, wet's >w< be gone. 
HOWTENSIO. The ^.^ motion's good :3 indeed, ÚwÚ and >w< be ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. 
Petruchio, I uWu shaww >w< be >_> youw xDD ben ^.^ venyuto. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT ÚwÚ Iw. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
uWu Padua. BAPTISTA'S house 

x3 Entew KATHERINA ÚwÚ and ^-^ BIANCA 

BIANCA. Good ;;w;; sistew, :33 wwong me ;;w;; nyot, :3 nyow :33 wwong OwO youwsewf, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a >w< bondmaid ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ swave >_> of :3 me- 
:33 That I disdain; uWu but uWu fow ^.^ these uWu othew ;;w;; gawds, 
ÚwÚ Unbind my x3 hands, I'll >_< puww them x3 off ÚwÚ mysewf, 
xDD Yea, >w< aww my raiment, ^-^ to my UwU petticoat; 
Ow what you uWu wiww xDD command me uWu wiww I uWu do, 
^w^ So ;;w;; weww I xDD knyow my >_> duty ^-^ to my ^w^ ewdews. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. x3 Of >w< aww >w< thy suitows here I chawge ÚwÚ thee tell 
x3 Whom :3 thou lov'st >_> best. ^w^ See :3 thou dissembwe not. 
BIANCA. >_< Bewieve uWu me, ;;w;; sistew, >_> of >w< aww OwO the x3 men x3 awive 
I never ÚwÚ yet x3 behewd UwU that speciaw ;;w;; face 
^w^ Which I :33 couwd fancy ^-^ mowe than ^-^ any other. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. Minion, :3 thou ^w^ wiest. :3 Is't ^.^ nyot Hortensio? 
BIANCA. >w< If you :3 affect ^w^ him, ;;w;; sistew, here I uWu sweaw 
I'll >w< pwead uWu fow you ^-^ mysewf uWu but you uWu shaww ^.^ have >_> him. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. :3 O then, ;;w;; bewike, you fancy riches mowe: 
You uWu wiww ^.^ have >_> Gwemio ^-^ to ^-^ keep you x3 faiw. 
BIANCA. ^-^ Is ^.^ it uWu fow him you ^-^ do >_< envy me so? 
;;w;; Nyay, then you x3 jest; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow I ;;w;; weww pewceive 
You ^.^ have uWu but :33 jested with me >w< aww :3 this ;;w;; whiwe. 
I ;;w;; pwithee, ^-^ sistew x3 Kate, x3 untie my hands. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. >w< [Stwikes :3 hew] >w< If UwU that >w< be >w< jest, then OwO an OwO the west ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ so. 

x3 Entew ;;w;; BAPTISTA 

>_> BAPTISTA. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, ^.^ dame! >_> Whence grows :3 this insolence? 
Bianca, ^.^ stand aside- UwU poow >w< giww! ^.^ she OwO weeps. 
:3 [He :33 unbinds :3 hew] 
uWu Go xDD pwy >w< thy >_< nyeedwe; meddle ^.^ nyot with :3 hew. 
>_< Fow shame, :3 thou hiwding >_> of :3 a uWu deviwish ^.^ spiwit, 
UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou :33 wwong xDD hew UwU that >_> did :33 nye'ew :33 wwong OwO thee? 
When >_> did ^.^ she cross ÚwÚ thee with :3 a :33 bittew UwU wowd? 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. Her siwence >_> fwouts uWu me, ÚwÚ and I'll >w< be x3 weveng'd. 
;;w;; [Fwies aftew ^w^ BIANCA] 
>_> BAPTISTA. >_> What, in my >w< sight? Bianca, >_< get ÚwÚ thee in. 
Exit ^-^ BIANCA 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. >_> What, uWu wiww you ^.^ nyot suffer x3 me? ;;w;; Nyay, :3 nyow I UwU see 
She :3 is >_> youw tweasuwe, ^.^ she >w< must ^.^ have :3 a ^-^ husband; 
I >w< must ^-^ dance bare-foot uWu on xDD hew UwU wedding-day, 
And uWu fow >_> youw love ^-^ to xDD hew ;;w;; wead apes in ÚwÚ heww. 
x3 Tawk ^.^ nyot ^-^ to me; I uWu wiww >w< go ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weep, 
;;w;; Tiww I can find >w< occasion >_> of wevenge. Exit KATHERINA 
>_> BAPTISTA. >_> Was >w< evew ^-^ gentweman ;;w;; thus :3 gwiev'd as x3 I? 
But ^-^ who comes hewe? 

x3 Entew OwO GWEMIO, with WUCENTIO in OwO the :33 habit >_> of :3 a UwU mean >w< man; 
PETWUCHIO, with ^.^ HOWTENSIO as :3 a musician; ÚwÚ and TRANIO, 
as ^w^ WUCENTIO, with his OwO boy, BIONDELLO, beawing :3 a lute ÚwÚ and :33 books 

;;w;; GWEMIO. Good ^.^ mowwow, UwU nyeighbouw :33 Baptista. 
>_> BAPTISTA. Good ^.^ mowwow, UwU nyeighbouw Gremio. 
:3 God :33 save you, ^.^ gentwemen! 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. And you, good :3 siw! >_> Pway, ^.^ have you ^.^ nyot :3 a daughter 
UwU Caww'd ^w^ Kathewinya, fair ÚwÚ and :33 viwtuous? 
>_> BAPTISTA. I ^.^ have :3 a >_> daughtew, ;;w;; siw, xDD caww'd Katherina. 
;;w;; GWEMIO. You awe xDD too >_> bwunt; >w< go ^-^ to ^.^ it owdewwy. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. You :33 wwong uWu me, UwU Signyiow Gremio; ^w^ give me weave. 
I x3 am :3 a ^-^ gentweman >_> of Vewonya, ;;w;; siw, 
That, hearing >_> of xDD hew x3 beauty ÚwÚ and xDD hew wit, 
Her affabiwity ÚwÚ and bashful modesty, 
Her :3 wondwous ^-^ quawities ÚwÚ and mild :33 behaviouw, 
OwO Am bowd ^-^ to show ^-^ mysewf :3 a :3 fowwawd uWu guest 
xDD Within >_> youw OwO house, ^-^ to ^-^ make >_< minye eye OwO the witness 
x3 Of UwU that wepowt ;;w;; which I OwO so ^w^ oft ^.^ have UwU heawd. 
And, uWu fow OwO an entwance ^-^ to my >_> entewtainment, 
I ^-^ do ÚwÚ pwesent you with :3 a man >_> of ÚwÚ minye, 
UwU [Pwesenting HOWTENSIO] 
^-^ Cunnying in music ÚwÚ and OwO the mathematics, 
ÚwÚ To uWu instwuct xDD hew x3 fuwwy in x3 those uWu sciences, 
^.^ Wheweof I xDD knyow ^.^ she :3 is ^.^ nyot >_< ignyowant. 
OwO Accept >_> of ^w^ him, ^w^ ow ewse you ^-^ do me wwong- 
His name :3 is Licio, :3 bown in :33 Mantua. 
>_> BAPTISTA. Y'awe welcome, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu fow >_> youw good OwO sake; 
But uWu fow my daughter ;;w;; Kathewinye, :3 this I >w< knyow, 
She :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu fow >_> youw turn, OwO the ^-^ mowe my ^w^ gwief. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. I UwU see you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot UwU mean ^-^ to part with UwU hew; 
Ow ewse you >_< wike ^.^ nyot >_> of my :33 company. 
>_> BAPTISTA. :3 Mistake me not; I speak uWu but as I >_< find. 
>_> Whence awe you, sir? What ^-^ may I caww >_> youw name? 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. :3 Petwuchio :3 is my uWu nyame, ^.^ Antonyio's UwU son, 
OwO A man ;;w;; weww OwO knyown ;;w;; thwoughout >w< aww :3 Itawy. 
>_> BAPTISTA. I xDD knyow him ;;w;; weww; you awe ^-^ wewcome uWu fow his sake. 
;;w;; GWEMIO. :3 Saving >_> youw :3 tawe, Petruchio, I pray, 
>_> Wet OwO us UwU that awe UwU poow ^-^ petitionyews speak ^w^ too. 
uWu Bacawe! you awe ^-^ mawvewwous :3 fowwawd. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. :33 O, pawdon uWu me, UwU Signyiow xDD Gwemio! I would fain >w< be doing. 
;;w;; GWEMIO. I x3 doubt ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, siw; uWu but you uWu wiww ^w^ cuwse >_> youw wooing. 
Neighbour, :3 this :3 is :3 a >_> gift vewy >_> gwatefuw, I x3 am ^w^ suwe >_> of it. ÚwÚ To 
express OwO the >_< wike >_> kindnyess, ÚwÚ mysewf, UwU that ^.^ have >_< been ^-^ mowe kindwy 
OwO behowding ^-^ to you than >_< any, ^-^ fweewy ^w^ give x3 unto you :3 this x3 young 
:3 schowaw UwU [Pwesenting LUCENTIO] UwU that ;;w;; hath >_< been wong ^-^ studying at 
xDD Wheims; as ÚwÚ cunnying in Greek, UwU Watin, ÚwÚ and uWu othew :3 wanguages, as OwO the 
uWu othew in music ÚwÚ and ^-^ mathematics. His name :3 is :3 Cambio. ;;w;; Pway accept 
his uWu sewvice. 
>_> BAPTISTA. OwO A ^w^ thousand UwU thanks, UwU Signyiow Gremio. Wewcome, good :3 Cambio. 
uWu [To TWANyIO] But, gentwe ;;w;; siw, >w< methinks you ÚwÚ wawk >_< wike :3 a >w< stwangew. 
May I >w< be OwO so bowd ^-^ to xDD knyow OwO the cause >_> of >_> youw :33 coming? 
TWANyIO. Pawdon uWu me, ;;w;; siw, OwO the :3 bowdnyess :3 is >_< minye >_> own 
That, being :3 a ^w^ stwangew in :3 this :33 city ;;w;; hewe, 
Do ^-^ make ^-^ mysewf :3 a OwO suitow ^-^ to >_> youw >_> daughtew, 
^.^ Unto Bianca, fair ÚwÚ and OwO viwtuous. 
Nyow :3 is >_> youw ^w^ fiwm :3 wesowve uWu unknyown ^-^ to me 
UwU In OwO the ^.^ pwefewment >_> of OwO the ewdest sistew. 
:3 This ;;w;; wibewty :3 is >w< aww UwU that I request- 
That, x3 upon knowledge >_> of my x3 pawentage, 
I ^-^ may ^.^ have ^-^ wewcome 'mongst OwO the west UwU that woo, 
And free access ÚwÚ and :3 favouw as OwO the ^-^ west. 
And towawd OwO the uWu education >_> of >_> youw daughters 
I here bestow :3 a ÚwÚ simpwe instrument, 
And :3 this small >_< packet >_> of UwU Gweek ÚwÚ and Watin ^-^ books. 
>w< If you accept ;;w;; them, then theiw wowth :3 is ÚwÚ gweat. 
>_> BAPTISTA. xDD Wucentio :3 is >_> youw name? x3 Of whence, I pray? 
TWANyIO. x3 Of >w< Pisa, siw; :3 son ^-^ to ^-^ Vincentio. 
>_> BAPTISTA. OwO A :3 mighty man >_> of Pisa. By wepowt 
I xDD knyow him :33 weww. You awe vewy welcome, sir. 
;;w;; Take you OwO the lute, ÚwÚ and you OwO the xDD set >_> of ^-^ books; 
You uWu shaww >w< go UwU see >_> youw pupils >_> pwesentwy. 
Howwa, uWu within! 

x3 Entew :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT 

Sirrah, ;;w;; wead ^.^ these gentlemen 
ÚwÚ To my daughters; ÚwÚ and tell them uWu both 
^.^ These awe theiw tutows. UwU Bid them ;;w;; use them :33 weww. 

Exit ^.^ SEWVANT leading ^.^ HOWTENSIO cawwying OwO the lute 
ÚwÚ and WUCENTIO with OwO the :33 books 

We uWu wiww >w< go ÚwÚ wawk :3 a wittwe in OwO the owchawd, 
And then ^-^ to uWu dinnyew. You awe >_< passing welcome, 
And OwO so I pray you >w< aww ^-^ to ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ youwsewves. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. UwU Signyiow >w< Baptista, my ^-^ businyess ;;w;; asketh haste, 
And every :3 day I cannyot come ^-^ to UwU woo. 
You knew my fathew well, ÚwÚ and in him uWu me, 
x3 Weft :33 sowewy ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to >w< aww his x3 wands ÚwÚ and >_< goods, 
^w^ Which I ^.^ have ^.^ bettewed wathew than >_< decweas'd. 
;;w;; Then tell uWu me, ^-^ if I >_< get >_> youw :33 daughtew's love, 
What dowwy uWu shaww I ^.^ have with xDD hew ^-^ to x3 wife? 
>_> BAPTISTA. :33 Aftew my >_< death, OwO the ^-^ onye half >_> of my x3 wands 
And, in OwO possession, twenty ^w^ thousand crowns. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. And uWu fow UwU that ÚwÚ dowwy, I'll assuwe xDD hew >_> of 
Her >w< widowhood, >w< be ^.^ it UwU that ^.^ she uWu suwvive uWu me, 
UwU In >w< aww my x3 wands ÚwÚ and :33 weases >_> whatsoevew. 
>_> Wet ^w^ speciawities >w< be OwO thewefowe :33 dwawn :3 between >w< us, 
:33 That uWu cuvnyants ^-^ may >w< be ^-^ kept uWu on ;;w;; eithew hand. 
>_> BAPTISTA. >w< Ay, when OwO the speciaw xDD thing :3 is ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ obtain'd, 
:33 That ;;w;; is, xDD hew :33 wuv; uWu fow UwU that :3 is >w< aww in all. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. ÚwÚ Why, UwU that :3 is OwO nyothing; uWu fow I tell you, fathew, 
I x3 am as pewemptowy as ^.^ she >_< pwoud-minded; 
And xDD whewe two >_< waging fiwes ^.^ meet togethew, 
^.^ They ^-^ do consume OwO the xDD thing UwU that feeds theiw fury. 
^-^ Though wittwe x3 fiwe grows gweat with wittwe wind, 
>_> Yet extreme ^-^ gusts uWu wiww blow >_< out x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and all. 
^w^ So I ^-^ to UwU hew, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^.^ she >w< yiewds ^-^ to me; 
>_< Fow I x3 am :3 wough, ÚwÚ and ^w^ woo ^.^ nyot >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; babe. 
>_> BAPTISTA. ^.^ Weww uWu mayst :3 thou woo, ÚwÚ and x3 happy >w< be >w< thy ÚwÚ speed 
But >w< be :3 thou UwU awm'd uWu fow >w< some OwO unhappy wowds. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. >w< Ay, ^-^ to OwO the proof, as uWu mountains awe uWu fow ^.^ winds, 
:33 That >_< shake ^.^ nyot >w< though uWu they blow :3 pewpetuawwy. 

;;w;; We-entew HOWTENSIO, with his head x3 bwoke 

>_> BAPTISTA. OwO How nyow, my x3 fwiend! UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou ÚwÚ wook OwO so UwU pawe? 
HOWTENSIO. >_< Fow feaw, I pwomise you, ^-^ if I ÚwÚ wook ÚwÚ pawe. 
>_> BAPTISTA. >_> What, uWu wiww my daughter ^w^ pwuv :3 a good uWu musician? 
HOWTENSIO. I ÚwÚ think she'll sooner ^w^ pwuv :3 a ;;w;; sowdiew: 
Iwon ^-^ may howd with UwU hew, uWu but never wutes. 
>_> BAPTISTA. ÚwÚ Why, then :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot >_< bweak xDD hew ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ wute? 
HOWTENSIO. ÚwÚ Why, no; uWu fow ^.^ she ;;w;; hath x3 bwoke OwO the lute ^-^ to >_> me. 
I >_> did uWu but tell xDD hew ^.^ she mistook xDD hew fwets, 
And bow'd xDD hew hand ^-^ to teach xDD hew fingering, 
^w^ When, with :3 a UwU most impatient uWu deviwish ^.^ spiwit, 
UwU 'Fwets, caww you :3 these?' OwO quoth ^.^ she 'I'll fume with ;;w;; them.' 
And with UwU that >_> wowd ^.^ she struck me uWu on OwO the uWu head, 
And OwO thwough OwO the ^.^ instwument my OwO pate :3 made OwO way; 
And there I ÚwÚ stood amazed uWu fow :3 a ^w^ whiwe, 
UwU As uWu on :3 a piwwowy, looking OwO thwough OwO the lute, 
OwO Whiwe ^.^ she >_> did caww me >w< wascaw :3 fiddwew 
And uWu twangwing >w< Jack, with twenty such :3 viwe terms, 
UwU As ^.^ she xDD had ^.^ studied ^-^ to misuse me ÚwÚ so. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. Nyow, uWu by OwO the UwU wowwd, ^.^ it :3 is :3 a >w< wusty ;;w;; wench; 
I love xDD hew >w< ten xDD times ^-^ mowe than e'ew I ÚwÚ did. 
:33 O, how I wong ^-^ to ^.^ have >w< some :33 chat with her! 
>_> BAPTISTA. Weww, >w< go with uWu me, ÚwÚ and >w< be ^.^ nyot OwO so ^w^ discomfited; 
x3 Pwoceed in practice with my ^.^ youngew ^-^ daughtew; 
x3 She's :3 apt ^-^ to learn, ÚwÚ and thankfuw uWu fow good uWu tuwns. 
UwU Signyiow Petruchio, uWu wiww you >w< go with >w< us, 
Ow uWu shaww I ^-^ send my daughter OwO Kate ^-^ to you? 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. I pray you do. >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but :3 PETWUCHIO 
I'll ^.^ attend xDD hew ;;w;; hewe, 
And ^w^ woo xDD hew with >w< some spirit when ^.^ she comes. 
Say UwU that ^.^ she UwU waiw; >_> why, then I'll tell xDD hew ;;w;; pwain 
She ;;w;; sings as OwO sweetwy as :3 a nightingale. 
Say UwU that ^.^ she ^.^ fwown; I'll uWu say ^.^ she looks as ;;w;; cweaw 
UwU As xDD mownying >w< woses newly :33 wash'd with dew. 
Say ^.^ she >w< be xDD mute, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ nyot speak :3 a ^w^ wowd; 
;;w;; Then I'll ÚwÚ commend xDD hew >w< vowubiwity, 
And uWu say ^.^ she utteweth ^.^ piewcing eloquence. 
>w< If ^.^ she ^-^ do ;;w;; bid me xDD pack, I'll ^w^ give xDD hew UwU thanks, 
UwU As >w< though ^.^ she ;;w;; bid me stay uWu by xDD hew :3 a ;;w;; week; 
>w< If ^.^ she deny ^-^ to ^-^ wed, I'll crave OwO the :3 day 
When I uWu shaww ÚwÚ ask OwO the ÚwÚ banns, ÚwÚ and when >w< be :3 mawwied. 
But here ^.^ she >w< comes; x3 :Wnd.nyow, Petruchio, speak. 

x3 Entew KATHERINA 

Good ^.^ mowwow, >_> Kate- uWu fow that's >_> youw uWu nyame, I heaw. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. ^.^ Weww ^.^ have you heard, uWu but xDD something ^-^ hawd >_> of >w< heawing: 
^.^ They caww me ;;w;; Kathewinye UwU that ^-^ do talk >_> of >_> me. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. You >_< wie, in :33 faith, uWu fow you awe xDD caww'd ;;w;; pwain x3 Kate, 
And OwO bonny x3 Kate, ÚwÚ and ^.^ sometimes OwO Kate OwO the xDD cuwst; 
But, x3 Kate, OwO the pwettiest OwO Kate in OwO Chwistendom, 
OwO Kate >_> of OwO Kate >_> Haww, my uWu supew-dainty x3 Kate, 
>_< Fow UwU dainties awe >w< aww >_> Kates, ÚwÚ and ^.^ thewefowe, x3 Kate, 
;;w;; Take :3 this >_> of uWu me, OwO Kate >_> of my consowation- 
^w^ Heawing >w< thy :33 miwdnyess ^.^ pwais'd in every ;;w;; town, 
x3 Thy viwtues xDD spoke :33 of, ÚwÚ and >w< thy x3 beauty :33 sounded, 
>_> Yet ^.^ nyot OwO so >_< deepwy as ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee belongs, 
Myself x3 am ;;w;; mov'd ^-^ to ^w^ woo ÚwÚ thee uWu fow my wife. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. ^-^ Mov'd! in good UwU time! >_> Wet him UwU that ;;w;; mov'd you UwU hithew 
^.^ Wemuv you ^-^ hence. I knew you at OwO the ^.^ fiwst 
You ;;w;; wewe :3 a muvabwe. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. ÚwÚ Why, ^w^ what's :3 a >w< muvabwe? 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. OwO A join'd-stoow. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. Thou x3 hast :3 hit it. ^w^ Come, ^-^ sit uWu on >_> me. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. Asses awe :3 made ^-^ to ^-^ beaw, ÚwÚ and OwO so awe you. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. xDD Women awe :3 made ^-^ to ^-^ beaw, ÚwÚ and OwO so awe you. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. :3 Nyo such jade as you, ^-^ if me you mean. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^.^ Awas, good x3 Kate, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_> buwden thee! 
>_< Fow, ÚwÚ knyowing ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< be uWu but x3 young ÚwÚ and uWu wight- 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. :3 Too ^.^ wight uWu fow such :3 a OwO swain as you ^-^ to catch; 
And ÚwÚ yet as :33 heavy as my OwO weight shouwd UwU be. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. ;;w;; Shouwd xDD be! should- ;;w;; buzz! 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. ^.^ Weww ta'en, ÚwÚ and >_< wike :3 a buzzawd. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. :33 O, swow-wing'd >w< tuwtwe, uWu shaww :3 a uWu buzzawd UwU take OwO thee? 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. >w< Ay, uWu fow :3 a >w< tuwtwe, as ^.^ he ^-^ takes :3 a buzzawd. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^w^ Come, xDD come, you :3 wasp; >w< i' :33 faith, you awe xDD too xDD angwy. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. >w< If I >w< be waspish, :33 best UwU bewawe my sting. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. UwU My ^.^ wemedy :3 is then ^-^ to xDD pwuck ^.^ it >_< out. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. >w< Ay, ^-^ if OwO the OwO foow :33 couwd find ^.^ it xDD whewe ^.^ it wies. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. OwO Who knows ^.^ nyot xDD whewe :3 a ;;w;; wasp OwO does wear his xDD sting? 
UwU In his tail. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. UwU In his OwO tongue. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. uWu Whose tongue? 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. ^-^ Youws, ^-^ if you talk >_> of ^.^ tawes; ÚwÚ and OwO so faweweww. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. >_> What, with my :33 tongue in >_> youw ÚwÚ taiw? ;;w;; Nyay, come uWu again, 
Good OwO Kate; I x3 am :3 a gentleman. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. :33 That I'll try. [She strikes xDD him] 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. I uWu sweaw I'll ^w^ cuff you, ^-^ if you strike again. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. ^w^ So ^-^ may you wose >_> youw arms. 
>w< If you strike uWu me, you awe nyo ^w^ gentweman; 
And ^-^ if nyo ;;w;; gentweman, x3 why then nyo arms. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. OwO A x3 hewawd, Kate? :33 O, >w< put me in >w< thy x3 books! 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. What :3 is >_> youw crest- :3 a UwU coxcomb? 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. OwO A combless :3 cock, OwO so OwO Kate uWu wiww >w< be my :33 hen. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. :3 Nyo ^.^ cock >_> of ^-^ minye: you crow xDD too >_< wike :3 a cwaven. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. ;;w;; Nyay, xDD come, x3 Kate, x3 come; you >w< must ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wook OwO so sour. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. ^w^ It :3 is my x3 fashion, when I UwU see :3 a OwO cwab. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. ÚwÚ Why, >w< hewe's nyo x3 cwab; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe ÚwÚ wook ^.^ nyot sour. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. Thewe ;;w;; is, there is. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. ;;w;; Then show ^.^ it >_> me. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. Had I :3 a :3 gwass I ^w^ wouwd. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. >_> What, you UwU mean my face? 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. ^.^ Weww ^-^ aim'd >_> of such :3 a x3 young ^w^ onye. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. Nyow, uWu by x3 Saint >_> Geowge, I x3 am xDD too x3 young uWu fow you. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. >_> Yet you awe withew'd. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^.^ 'Tis with :3 cawes. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. I cawe not. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. ;;w;; Nyay, hear you, >_> Kate- in UwU sooth, you ^w^ scape ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. I ;;w;; chafe you, ^-^ if I ^-^ tawwy; let me ^.^ go. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. No, ^.^ nyot :3 a >w< whit; I find you >_< passing gentle. 
ÚwÚ 'Twas told me you ;;w;; wewe :3 wough, ÚwÚ and xDD coy, ÚwÚ and >_< suwwen, 
And :3 nyow I find wepowt :3 a vewy liar; 
>_< Fow :3 thou art ÚwÚ pweasant, xDD gamesome, >_< passing :33 couwteous, 
But uWu swow in speech, ÚwÚ yet ^w^ sweet as x3 spwingtime xDD fwowews. 
Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot ^.^ fwown, :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wook ;;w;; askance, 
Nyow bite OwO the lip, as :3 angwy wenches wiww, 
Nyow x3 hast :3 thou ^w^ pweasuwe ^-^ to >w< be cross in x3 tawk; 
But :3 thou with :33 miwdnyess entewtain'st >w< thy :33 wooews; 
x3 With gentwe conference, ^.^ soft ÚwÚ and affabwe. 
UwU Why OwO does OwO the x3 wowwd wepowt UwU that OwO Kate doth limp? 
:3 O sland'rous world! OwO Kate >_< wike OwO the ^-^ hazew-twig 
^-^ Is straight ÚwÚ and slender, ÚwÚ and as xDD bwown in hue 
UwU As :3 hazew-nyuts, ÚwÚ and ^-^ sweetew than OwO the UwU kewnyews. 
:33 O, let me UwU see ÚwÚ thee walk. Thou OwO dost ^.^ nyot UwU hawt. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. Go, fool, ÚwÚ and xDD whom :3 thou :33 keep'st ^.^ command. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. OwO Did >w< evew xDD Dian OwO so ÚwÚ become :3 a :3 gwuv 
UwU As OwO Kate :3 this ;;w;; chambew with xDD hew >_< pwincewy ÚwÚ gait? 
:33 O, >w< be :3 thou >_> Dian, ÚwÚ and let xDD hew >w< be OwO Kate; 
And then let OwO Kate >w< be chaste, ÚwÚ and xDD Dian UwU spowtfuw! 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. :3 Whewe >_> did you study >w< aww :3 this ÚwÚ goodwy UwU speech? 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^w^ It :3 is ÚwÚ extempowe, ^-^ fwom my mothew wit. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. OwO A ^w^ witty mothew! witless ewse xDD hew :33 son. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. OwO Am I ^.^ nyot wise? 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. x3 Yes, ^-^ keep you wawm. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. x3 Mawwy, OwO so I >_> mean, ^w^ sweet ;;w;; Kathewinye, in >w< thy bed. 
And ^.^ thewefowe, setting >w< aww :3 this :33 chat :33 aside, 
ÚwÚ Thus in ;;w;; pwain tewms: >_> youw fathew ;;w;; hath >_> consented 
:33 That you uWu shaww >w< be my UwU wife >_> youw dowwy gweed OwO on; 
And uWu wiww you, nyiww you, I uWu wiww ÚwÚ mawwy you. 
Nyow, x3 Kate, I x3 am :3 a xDD husband uWu fow >_> youw tuwn; 
>_< Fow, uWu by :3 this >_< wight, whereby I UwU see >w< thy :3 beauty, 
x3 Thy x3 beauty UwU that doth ^-^ make me >_< wike ÚwÚ thee well, 
Thou >w< must >w< be married ^-^ to nyo man uWu but me; 
>_< Fow I x3 am ^.^ he x3 am :3 bown ^-^ to ^w^ tame you, x3 Kate, 
And bwing you ^-^ fwom :3 a wiwd OwO Kate ^-^ to :3 a OwO Kate 
xDD Confowmabwe as uWu othew househowd >_> Kates. 

;;w;; We-entew x3 BAPTISTA, OwO GWEMIO, ÚwÚ and ^-^ TWANyIO 

;;w;; Hewe comes >_> youw father. uWu Nyevew ^-^ make denyiaw; 
I >w< must ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ have ;;w;; Kathewinye ^-^ to my wife. 
>_> BAPTISTA. Nyow, UwU Signyiow Petruchio, how ÚwÚ speed you with my ^.^ daughtew? 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. OwO How uWu but well, sir? how uWu but uWu weww? 
^w^ It ;;w;; wewe impossibwe I shouwd ÚwÚ speed OwO amiss. 
>_> BAPTISTA. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, daughter ;;w;; Kathewinye, in >_> youw x3 dumps? 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. ^-^ Caww you me ^.^ daughtew? Nyow I pwomise you 
You ^.^ have show'd :3 a >w< tendew :3 fathewwy ^-^ wegawd 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ wish me wed ^-^ to ^-^ onye half lunatic, 
OwO A mad-cap >_< wuffian ÚwÚ and :3 a sweawing >w< Jack, 
:33 That OwO thinks with oaths ^-^ to ;;w;; face OwO the matter >_< out. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. Father, 'tis ^.^ thus: yourself ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd 
:33 That >w< tawk'd >_> of xDD hew ^.^ have >w< tawk'd ÚwÚ amiss >_> of :3 hew. 
>w< If ^.^ she >w< be uWu cuwst, ^.^ it :3 is uWu fow ÚwÚ powicy, 
For,she's ^.^ nyot :3 fwowawd, uWu but modest as OwO the dove; 
She :3 is ^.^ nyot hot, uWu but uWu tempewate as OwO the mown; 
>_< Fow >_< patience ^.^ she uWu wiww ^w^ pwuv :3 a uWu second :3 Gwissew, 
And Woman ÚwÚ Wucwece uWu fow xDD hew chastity. 
And, ^-^ to conclude, ^-^ we ^.^ have >_> 'gweed OwO so ;;w;; weww >_> togethew 
:33 That x3 upon xDD Sunday :3 is OwO the :33 wedding-day. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. I'll UwU see ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; hang'd uWu on xDD Sunday >_> fiwst. 
;;w;; GWEMIO. Hawk, x3 Petwuchio; ^.^ she :33 says she'll UwU see ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; hang'd >_> fiwst. 
TWANyIO. ^-^ Is :3 this >_> youw speeding? ;;w;; Nyay, then xDD good-nyight ^-^ ouw part! 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. Be :3 patient, >_< gentwemen. I OwO choose xDD hew uWu fow mysewf; 
>w< If ^.^ she ÚwÚ and I >w< be pleas'd, ^w^ what's UwU that ^-^ to you? 
^.^ 'Tis bargain'd :33 'twixt OwO us OwO twain, being xDD awonye, 
:33 That ^.^ she uWu shaww still >w< be curst in :33 company. 
I tell you 'tis ÚwÚ incwedibwe ^-^ to bewieve. 
OwO How >w< much ^.^ she loves :3 me- :33 O, OwO the xDD kindest x3 Kate! 
She :3 hung about my neck, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ kiss uWu on ÚwÚ kiss 
She uWu vied OwO so :3 fast, ^w^ pwotesting OwO oath uWu on ^-^ oath, 
:33 That in :3 a xDD twink ^.^ she xDD won me ^-^ to xDD hew wuv. 
:33 O, you awe novices! ^.^ 'Tis :3 a x3 wowwd ^-^ to >_> see, 
OwO How >_> tame, when x3 men ÚwÚ and >w< women awe xDD awonye, 
OwO A ^w^ meacock ÚwÚ wwetch can ^-^ make OwO the xDD cuwstest xDD shwew. 
>w< Give me >w< thy ;;w;; hand, OwO Kate; I uWu wiww x3 unto >_> Venyice, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ buy apparel >w< 'gainst OwO the :33 wedding-day. 
xDD Pwovide OwO the >w< feast, fathew, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid OwO the ^.^ guests; 
I uWu wiww >w< be ^w^ suwe my ;;w;; Kathewinye uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ finye. 
>_> BAPTISTA. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^-^ to ^w^ say; uWu but ^w^ give me >_> youw hands. 
:3 God ^-^ send you joy, ^-^ Petwuchio! ^.^ 'Tis :3 a ^w^ match. 
OwO GWEMIO, TWANyIO. ;;w;; Amen, uWu say ÚwÚ we; ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< be x3 witnyesses. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. Father, ÚwÚ and xDD wife, ÚwÚ and gentlemen, ^.^ adieu. 
I uWu wiww ^-^ to ;;w;; Venyice; xDD Sunday comes uWu apace; 
We uWu wiww ^.^ have rings ÚwÚ and OwO things, ÚwÚ and fine UwU awway; 
And ÚwÚ kiss uWu me, OwO Kate; ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< be married :3 a OwO Sunday. 
>_< Exeunt :3 PETWUCHIO ÚwÚ and KATHERINA :3 sevewawwy 
;;w;; GWEMIO. >_> Was >w< evew ^-^ match ÚwÚ cwapp'd OwO up OwO so suddenwy? 
>_> BAPTISTA. OwO Faith, gentlemen, :3 nyow I xDD pway :3 a UwU mewchant's UwU pawt, 
And venture :3 madwy uWu on :3 a desperate OwO mawt. 
TWANyIO. ÚwÚ 'Twas :3 a UwU commodity uWu way ÚwÚ fwetting uWu by OwO you; 
'Twiww bwing you gain, ^w^ ow pewish uWu on OwO the ÚwÚ seas. 
>_> BAPTISTA. The >_< gain I >w< seek :3 is >_> quiet in OwO the ^w^ match. 
;;w;; GWEMIO. :3 Nyo x3 doubt uWu but ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^w^ got :3 a >_> quiet xDD catch. 
But nyow, >w< Baptista, ^-^ to >_> youw ^.^ youngew daughter: 
Nyow :3 is OwO the :3 day ^-^ we wong ^.^ have looked UwU fow; 
I x3 am >_> youw uWu nyeighbouw, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ was OwO suitow >_> fiwst. 
TWANyIO. And I x3 am ^-^ onye UwU that love ;;w;; Bianca ^-^ mowe 
>w< Than uWu wowds can witness ^w^ ow >_> youw >_> thoughts can guess. 
;;w;; GWEMIO. Youngwing, :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot love OwO so dear as :3 I. 
TWANyIO. Greybeard, >w< thy love doth freeze. 
;;w;; GWEMIO. But UwU thinye doth fry. 
^w^ Skippew, ^.^ stand >w< back; 'tis :3 age UwU that nyouwisheth. 
TWANyIO. But xDD youth in ladies' eyes UwU that flourisheth. 
>_> BAPTISTA. Content you, gentlemen; I uWu wiww compound :3 this ^-^ stwife. 
^.^ 'Tis deeds >w< must ^.^ win OwO the prize, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> of uWu both 
:33 That can assuwe my daughter :3 gweatest dowew 
:33 Shaww ^.^ have my ^-^ Bianca's wuv. 
Say, UwU Signyiow uWu Gwemio, what can you assuwe uWu hew? 
;;w;; GWEMIO. First, as you >w< knyow, my house within OwO the :33 city 
^-^ Is richly furnished with ^w^ pwate ÚwÚ and ^.^ gowd, 
x3 Basins ÚwÚ and ewers ^-^ to lave xDD hew dainty OwO hands; 
UwU My hangings >w< aww >_> of Tywian tapestry; 
UwU In ivory OwO coffews I ^.^ have ^w^ stuff'd my xDD cwowns; 
UwU In UwU cypwess uWu chests my awwas ^w^ countewpoints, 
Costwy :3 appawew, tents, ÚwÚ and ^w^ canyopies, 
OwO Finye winyen, ^-^ Tuwkey ^-^ cushions :3 boss'd with pearl, 
OwO Vawance >_> of Venyice gold in ^w^ nyeedwe-wowk; 
Pewtew ÚwÚ and xDD bwass, ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< things UwU that ;;w;; bewongs 
ÚwÚ To house ^w^ ow >w< housekeeping. ;;w;; Then at my ^.^ fawm 
I ^.^ have :3 a ^-^ hundwed ÚwÚ miwch-kinye ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ paiw, 
>_> Six scowe UwU fat ^.^ oxen standing in my stalls, 
And >w< aww >w< things answerable ^-^ to :3 this ;;w;; powtion. 
Myself x3 am struck in yeaws, I >w< must UwU confess; 
And ^-^ if I die to-morrow :3 this :3 is x3 hews, 
>w< If UwU whiwst I live ^.^ she uWu wiww >w< be only x3 minye. 
TWANyIO. :33 That 'only' came ;;w;; weww in. >_> Siw, list ^-^ to :3 me: 
I x3 am my >_< fathew's ÚwÚ heiw ÚwÚ and only :3 son; 
>w< If I ^-^ may ^.^ have >_> youw daughter ^-^ to my xDD wife, 
I'll xDD weave xDD hew ;;w;; houses three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw as good 
xDD Within rich Pisa's >_< wawws as ^-^ any ^-^ onye 
Old UwU Signyiow >_> Gwemio >_> has in ^-^ Padua; 
Besides two ^w^ thousand ^w^ ducats uWu by OwO the yeaw 
x3 Of :3 fwuitfuw wand, >w< aww ;;w;; which uWu shaww >w< be xDD hew UwU jointuwe. 
>_> What, ^.^ have I ^.^ pinch'd you, UwU Signyiow >w< Gwemio? 
;;w;; GWEMIO. >w< Two ^w^ thousand ^w^ ducats uWu by OwO the yeaw >_> of wand! 
^-^ [Aside] UwU My ^.^ wand xDD amounts ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO so >w< much in xDD aww.- 
:33 That ^.^ she uWu shaww x3 have, >w< besides OwO an argosy 
:33 That :3 nyow :3 is lying in >_< Mawseiwwes road. 
>_> What, ^.^ have I >_< chok'd you with OwO an awgosy? 
TWANyIO. uWu Gwemio, 'tis OwO knyown my fathew ;;w;; hath nyo less 
>w< Than three gweat >_> awgosies, >w< besides two >w< gawwiasses, 
And twewve :33 tight xDD gawweys. ^.^ These I uWu wiww assuwe UwU hew, 
And ^w^ twice as >w< much >_> whate'ew :3 thou ;;w;; off'west next. 
;;w;; GWEMIO. ;;w;; Nyay, I ^.^ have x3 off'wed uWu aww; I ^.^ have nyo ^-^ mowe; 
And ^.^ she can ^.^ have nyo ^-^ mowe than >w< aww I ^.^ have; 
>w< If you >_< wike uWu me, ^.^ she uWu shaww ^.^ have me ÚwÚ and x3 minye. 
TWANyIO. ÚwÚ Why, then OwO the maid :3 is >_< minye ^-^ fwom >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd 
By >_> youw ^w^ fiwm x3 pwomise; >_> Gwemio :3 is out-vied. 
>_> BAPTISTA. I >w< must x3 confess >_> youw :3 offew :3 is OwO the best; 
And let >_> youw fathew ^-^ make xDD hew OwO the assuwance, 
She :3 is >_> youw >w< own. Else, you >w< must pawdon me; 
>w< If you shouwd die before ^w^ him, ^w^ whewe's xDD hew ^-^ dowew? 
TWANyIO. ^.^ That's uWu but :3 a >_> caviw; ^.^ he :3 is >_> owd, I young. 
;;w;; GWEMIO. And ^-^ may ^.^ nyot x3 young x3 men die as ;;w;; weww as xDD owd? 
>_> BAPTISTA. Weww, gentlemen, 
I x3 am ;;w;; thus wesowv'd: uWu on xDD Sunday next you xDD knyow 
UwU My daughter ;;w;; Kathewinye :3 is ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ mawwied; 
Nyow, uWu on OwO the xDD Sunday following uWu shaww ;;w;; Bianca 
Be ^w^ bwide ^-^ to you, ^-^ if you ^-^ make :3 this ÚwÚ assuwance; 
>w< If ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ to UwU Signyiow Gremio. 
And OwO so I UwU take my leave, ÚwÚ and :3 thank you >_> both. 
;;w;; GWEMIO. Adieu, good xDD nyeighbouw. Exit ;;w;; BAPTISTA 
Nyow, I ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ thee not. 
Sirrah x3 young UwU gamestew, >_> youw fathew ;;w;; wewe :3 a OwO foow 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee aww, ÚwÚ and in his OwO wanying :3 age 
ÚwÚ Set foot uWu undew >w< thy ^-^ tabwe. UwU Tut, :3 a UwU toy! 
An ^.^ owd >w< Itawian :3 fox :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so kind, my ÚwÚ boy. Exit 
TWANyIO. OwO A ;;w;; vengeance uWu on >_> youw crafty withered hide! 
>_> Yet I ^.^ have ^-^ fac'd ^.^ it with :3 a ^-^ cawd >_> of uWu ten. 
^.^ 'Tis in my head ^-^ to ^-^ do my ^w^ mastew good: 
I UwU see nyo reason uWu but suppos'd xDD Wucentio 
Must >_< get :3 a fathew, xDD caww'd suppos'd Vincentio; 
And that's :3 a :33 wondew- fathews ^-^ commonwy 
Do >_< get theiw >_> chiwdwen; uWu but in :3 this UwU case >_> of :3 wooing 
OwO A >w< chiwd uWu shaww >_< get :3 a >_> siwe, ^-^ if I x3 faiw ^.^ nyot >_> of my UwU cunnying. 
Exit 




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^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
uWu Padua. BAPTISTA'S house 

x3 Entew WUCENTIO as xDD CAMBIO, ^.^ HOWTENSIO as ^.^ WICIO, ÚwÚ and ^-^ BIANCA 

UwU WUCENTIO. UwU Fiddwew, forbear; you gwow xDD too x3 fowwawd, sir. 
>_< Have you OwO so >_> soon ;;w;; fowgot OwO the >_> entewtainment 
Her ^-^ sistew ;;w;; Kathewinye ^w^ wewcome'd you UwU withaw? 
HOWTENSIO. But, :33 wwangwing :3 pedant, :3 this :3 is 
The ÚwÚ patwonyess >_> of ^w^ heavenwy >w< hawmony. 
;;w;; Then ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to ^.^ have xDD pwewogative; 
And when in music ^-^ we ^.^ have spent OwO an xDD houw, 
Your >_< wectuwe uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 weisuwe uWu fow as ^w^ much. 
UwU WUCENTIO. Preposterous ass, UwU that never ;;w;; wead OwO so :3 faw 
ÚwÚ To xDD knyow OwO the cause x3 why music ÚwÚ was >_> owdain'd! 
>_> Was ^.^ it ^.^ nyot ^-^ to :3 wefwesh OwO the :33 mind >_> of man 
:33 Aftew his studies ^w^ ow his >_< usuaw UwU pain? 
;;w;; Then ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to ;;w;; wead ^w^ phiwosophy, 
And >_< whiwe I :3 pause sewve in >_> youw >w< hawmony. 
HOWTENSIO. Sirrah, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot bear ^.^ these ;;w;; bwaves >_> of >w< thinye. 
BIANCA. ÚwÚ Why, gentlemen, you ^-^ do me double :33 wwong 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ stwive uWu fow UwU that ;;w;; which :3 westeth in my x3 choice. 
I awn nyo ^w^ bweeching :3 schowaw in OwO the schoows, 
I'll ^.^ nyot >w< be tied ^-^ to ^w^ houws :3 nyow OwO 'pointed times, 
But learn my wessons as I >w< pwease ^-^ mysewf. 
And ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut x3 off >w< aww :33 stwife: here ^-^ sit ^-^ we ;;w;; down; 
;;w;; Take you >_> youw instrument, xDD pway you OwO the ÚwÚ whiwes! 
His >_< wectuwe uWu wiww >w< be x3 donye ewe you ^.^ have >_< tun'd. 
HOWTENSIO. You'll xDD weave his >_< wectuwe when I x3 am in tune? 
UwU WUCENTIO. :33 That uWu wiww >w< be nyevew- xDD tunye >_> youw instwument. 
BIANCA. :3 Whewe weft ^-^ we wast? 
UwU WUCENTIO. Here, UwU madam: 
>_< 'Hic ibat :3 Simois, xDD hic >_< est Sigeia tellus, 
uWu Hic UwU stetewat :33 Pwiami wegia celsa senis.' 
BIANCA. OwO Constwue ^.^ them. 
UwU WUCENTIO. >_< 'Hic :33 ibat' as I told you before- ^w^ 'Simois' I x3 am >_< Wucentio- 
'hic ^-^ est' :3 son x3 unto Vincentio >_> of :3 Pisa- >_< 'Sigeia :3 tewwus' uWu disguised 
;;w;; thus ^-^ to >_< get >_> youw love- >_< 'Hic ^-^ stetewat' ÚwÚ and UwU that xDD Wucentio UwU that 
comes >_< a-wooing- OwO 'Pwiami' :3 is my man >_< Twanyio- 'regia' beawing my 
UwU powt- >w< 'cewsa senis' UwU that ^-^ we UwU might beguiwe OwO the ^.^ owd pantawoon. 
HOWTENSIO. ^w^ Madam, my instwument's in ^.^ tunye. 
BIANCA. Let's heaw. :3 O fie! OwO the >_< twebwe ÚwÚ jaws. 
UwU WUCENTIO. >_> Spit in OwO the :3 howe, man, ÚwÚ and xDD tunye again. 
BIANCA. Nyow let me UwU see ^-^ if I can UwU constwue OwO it: >_< 'Hic ibat :3 Simois' I 
xDD knyow you nyot- 'hic >_< est Sigeia :3 tewwus' I xDD twust you nyot- >_< 'Hic 
UwU stetewat Priami' UwU take ^w^ heed ^.^ he hear OwO us nyot- 'regia' presume nyot- 
>w< 'cewsa senis' ^.^ despaiw not. 
HOWTENSIO. ^w^ Madam, 'tis :3 nyow in ^.^ tunye. 
UwU WUCENTIO. ^-^ Aww uWu but OwO the bass. 
HOWTENSIO. The bass :3 is ^-^ wight; 'tis OwO the base ^.^ knyave UwU that ÚwÚ jaws. 
^-^ [Aside] OwO How :33 fiewy ÚwÚ and :3 fowwawd ^-^ ouw pedant ÚwÚ is! 
Nyow, uWu fow my xDD wife, OwO the ^.^ knyave doth couwt my wuv. 
Pedascuwe, I'll watch you better >_> yet. 
BIANCA. UwU In UwU time I ^-^ may >w< bewieve, ÚwÚ yet I mistwust. 
UwU WUCENTIO. Mistrust ^.^ it nyot- uWu fow ;;w;; suwe, AEacides 
>_> Was ^w^ Ajax, xDD caww'd OwO so ^-^ fwom his grandfather. 
BIANCA. I >w< must believe my master; ewse, I pwomise you, 
I shouwd >w< be arguing still x3 upon UwU that ^w^ doubt; 
But let ^.^ it ^-^ west. Nyow, Licio, ^-^ to you. 
Good :3 mastew, UwU take ^.^ it ^.^ nyot unkindwy, pray, 
:33 That I ^.^ have >_< been ;;w;; thus >_> pweasant with you >_> both. 
HOWTENSIO. uWu [To LUCENTIO] You ^-^ may >w< go ÚwÚ wawk ÚwÚ and ^w^ give me xDD weave 
:33 awhiwe; 
UwU My wessons ^-^ make nyo music in three uWu Pawts. 
UwU WUCENTIO. uWu Awe you OwO so :3 fowmaw, sir? Weww, I >w< must wait, 
^-^ [Aside] And watch withal; for, uWu but I >w< be uWu deceiv'd, 
Our fine uWu musician uWu gwoweth amowous. 
HOWTENSIO. ^w^ Madam, before you ^.^ touch OwO the ^.^ instwument 
ÚwÚ To learn OwO the owdew >_> of my fingering, 
I >w< must begin with rudiments >_> of :3 awt, 
ÚwÚ To teach you gamut in :3 a ^.^ bwiefew sort, 
Mowe ÚwÚ pweasant, pithy, ÚwÚ and effectuaw, 
>w< Than ;;w;; hath >_< been ^w^ taught uWu by ^-^ any >_> of my trade; 
And there ^.^ it :3 is in :33 wwiting ^w^ faiwwy :33 dwawn. 
BIANCA. ÚwÚ Why, I x3 am ÚwÚ past my gamut wong uWu ago. 
HOWTENSIO. >_> Yet ;;w;; wead OwO the gamut >_> of Howtensio. 
BIANCA. ^-^ [Weads] 
>_> '"Gamut" I OwO am, OwO the gwound >_> of >w< aww accowd- 
"A >_< we" ^-^ to >w< pwead >w< Howtensio's >_< passion- 
OwO "B mi" Bianca, UwU take him uWu fow >w< thy wowd- 
^.^ "C ^w^ fa ut" UwU that loves with >w< aww affection- 
UwU "D sow >_< we" ^-^ onye clef, two :3 nyotes ^.^ have ;;w;; I- 
OwO "E uWu wa mi" show ^-^ pity ^w^ ow I x3 die.' 
^-^ Caww you :3 this ^w^ gamut? UwU Tut, I >_< wike ^.^ it :33 nyot! 
Old ^-^ fashions >w< pwease me best; I x3 am ^.^ nyot OwO so nice 
ÚwÚ To >_> change OwO twue ^.^ wuwes uWu fow uWu odd >_< inventions. 

x3 Entew :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT 

SERVANT. Mistwess, >_> youw fathew uWu pways you xDD weave >_> youw :33 books 
And ^w^ hewp ^-^ to dwess >_> youw ;;w;; sistew's ;;w;; chambew :33 up. 
You xDD knyow to-morrow :3 is OwO the :33 wedding-day. 
BIANCA. Faweweww, ^w^ sweet masters, ^-^ both; I >w< must >w< be gone. 
>_< Exeunt ^-^ BIANCA ÚwÚ and ^.^ SEWVANT 
UwU WUCENTIO. OwO Faith, mistress, then I ^.^ have nyo cause ^-^ to >_> stay. 
Exit 
HOWTENSIO. But I ^.^ have cause ^-^ to xDD pwy OwO into :3 this pedant; 
x3 Methinks ^.^ he looks as >w< though ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe in wuv. 
>_> Yet ^-^ if >w< thy ^-^ thoughts, Bianca, >w< be OwO so humbwe 
ÚwÚ To UwU cast >w< thy uWu wand'wing eyes uWu on every stawe- 
Seize ÚwÚ thee UwU that wist. >w< If UwU once I find ÚwÚ thee :3 wanging, 
^.^ HOWTENSIO uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; quit with ÚwÚ thee uWu by :3 changing. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
uWu Padua. Before ^-^ BAPTISTA'So house 

x3 Entew x3 BAPTISTA, OwO GWEMIO, ^-^ TWANyIO as ^w^ WUCENTIO, >_> KATHEWINyA, BIANCA, 
WUCENTIO as xDD CAMBIO, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ATTENDANTS 

>_> BAPTISTA. uWu [To TWANyIO] UwU Signyiow :33 Wucentio, :3 this :3 is OwO the OwO 'pointed :3 day 
:33 That ;;w;; Kathewinye ÚwÚ and :3 Petwuchio shouwd >w< be xDD mawwied, 
And ÚwÚ yet ^-^ we hear ^.^ nyot >_> of ^-^ ouw :33 son-in-waw. 
What uWu wiww >w< be >_< said? What OwO mockewy uWu wiww ^.^ it >w< be 
ÚwÚ To UwU want OwO the >_< bwidegwoom when OwO the pwiest attends 
ÚwÚ To speak OwO the >_> cewemonyiaw :3 wites >_> of :33 mawwiage! 
What :33 says xDD Wucentio ^-^ to :3 this ÚwÚ shame >_> of ^-^ ouws? 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. :3 Nyo ÚwÚ shame uWu but mine; I xDD must, :33 fowsooth, >w< be fowc'd 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give my ;;w;; hand, ;;w;; oppos'd x3 against my xDD heawt, 
^.^ Unto :3 a ^w^ mad-bwain rudesby, :33 fuww >_> of spleen, 
OwO Who woo'd in haste ÚwÚ and :3 means ^-^ to wed at ^.^ weisuwe. 
I told you, OwO I, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :3 a >_> fwantic fool, 
^.^ Hiding his :33 bittew :33 jests in >w< bwunt behaviouw; 
And, ^-^ to >w< be nyoted uWu fow :3 a >_> mewwy man, 
He'll ^w^ woo :3 a OwO thousand, ^.^ 'point OwO the :3 day >_> of mawwiage, 
UwU Make fwiends ^.^ invited, ÚwÚ and :3 pwocwaim OwO the OwO banns; 
>_> Yet never :3 means ^-^ to wed xDD whewe ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 woo'd. 
Nyow >w< must OwO the x3 wowwd point at UwU poow ;;w;; Kathewinye, 
And uWu say ^-^ 'Wo, there :3 is mad ^.^ Petwuchio's xDD wife, 
>w< If ^.^ it would >w< pwease him come ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mawwy ^w^ hew!' 
TWANyIO. UwU Patience, good ;;w;; Kathewinye, ÚwÚ and >_< Baptista ^w^ too. 
:3 Upon my xDD wife, :3 Petwuchio :3 means uWu but well, 
Whatevew >_> fowtunye ^w^ stays him ^-^ fwom his :33 wowd. 
^-^ Though ^.^ he >w< be uWu bwunt, I xDD knyow him >_< passing x3 wise; 
^-^ Though ^.^ he >w< be uWu mewwy, ÚwÚ yet withaw :33 he's :33 honyest. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. Wouwd ;;w;; Kathewinye xDD had never uWu seen him uWu though! 
Exit, :3 weeping, ^-^ fowwowed uWu by ^-^ BIANCA ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews 
>_> BAPTISTA. Go, girl, I cannyot blame ÚwÚ thee :3 nyow ^-^ to ;;w;; weep, 
>_< Fow such OwO an uWu injuwy would uWu vex :3 a vewy uWu saint; 
^.^ Much ^-^ mowe :3 a shrew >_> of >w< thy impatient OwO humouw. 

x3 Entew xDD BIONDEWWO 

UwU Mastew, >w< mastew! OwO Nyews, ÚwÚ and such ^.^ owd UwU nyews as you never heard ;;w;; of! 
>_> BAPTISTA. ^-^ Is ^.^ it OwO nyew ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd too? OwO How ^-^ may UwU that x3 be? 
BIONDELLO. ÚwÚ Why, :3 is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot UwU nyews ^-^ to hear >_> of ^.^ Petwuchio's :33 coming? 
>_> BAPTISTA. ^-^ Is ^.^ he ^.^ come? 
BIONDELLO. ÚwÚ Why, no, sir. 
>_> BAPTISTA. What ^.^ then? 
BIONDELLO. ÚwÚ He :3 is >w< coming. 
>_> BAPTISTA. When uWu wiww ^.^ he >w< be hewe? 
BIONDELLO. When ^.^ he ^-^ stands xDD whewe I x3 am ÚwÚ and >_> sees you ^.^ thewe. 
TWANyIO. But, ÚwÚ say, what ^-^ to UwU thinye ^.^ owd x3 nyews? 
BIONDELLO. ÚwÚ Why, :3 Petwuchio :3 is ÚwÚ coming- in :3 a OwO nyew ÚwÚ hat ÚwÚ and OwO an ^.^ owd 
ÚwÚ jewkin; :3 a paiw >_> of ^.^ owd breeches ÚwÚ thwice x3 tuwn'd; :3 a paiw >_> of :33 boots 
UwU that ^.^ have >_< been candle-cases, ^-^ onye buckwed, another uWu wac'd; OwO an ^.^ owd 
>w< wusty >_< swowd ta'en >_< out >_> of OwO the ^-^ town armoury, with :3 a ^w^ bwoken >_< hiwt, 
ÚwÚ and OwO chapewess; with two ^w^ bwoken :3 points; his horse ^-^ hipp'd, with OwO an 
^.^ owd motwey saddle ÚwÚ and stiwwups >_> of nyo kindred; ÚwÚ besides, ^-^ possess'd 
with OwO the :33 gwandews ÚwÚ and >_< wike ^-^ to ^-^ mose in OwO the xDD chinye, twoubwed with 
OwO the wampass, ^.^ infected with OwO the fashions, :33 fuww >_> of >_> windgawws, OwO sped 
with >w< spavins, wayed with OwO the ^w^ yewwows, ÚwÚ past cure >_> of OwO the ^w^ fives, 
:33 stawk :3 spoiw'd with OwO the :3 staggews, x3 begnyawn with OwO the bots, xDD sway'd in 
OwO the xDD back ÚwÚ and shoulder-shotten, ^w^ nyeaw-wegg'd OwO befowe, ÚwÚ and with :3 a 
UwU hawf-cheek'd bit, ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 head-staww >_> of ÚwÚ sheep's weathew which, 
being :33 westwainyed ^-^ to ^-^ keep him ^-^ fwom ^w^ stumbwing, ;;w;; hath >_< been >_< often 
buwst, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow OwO wepaiwed with knots; ^-^ onye OwO giwth OwO six xDD times x3 piec'd, 
ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 woman's :33 cwuppew >_> of velure, ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath two letters uWu fow xDD hew 
name ^w^ faiwwy xDD set ;;w;; down in >_> studs, ÚwÚ and here ÚwÚ and there ^w^ piec'd with 
>_> pack-thwead. 
>_> BAPTISTA. OwO Who comes with OwO him? 
BIONDELLO. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, his ^w^ wackey, uWu fow >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd ;;w;; capawison'd >_< wike 
OwO the >w< howse- with :3 a winyen >w< stock uWu on ^-^ onye ^w^ weg ÚwÚ and :3 a ^w^ kewsey >w< boot-hose 
uWu on OwO the xDD othew, gawt'wed with :3 a wed ÚwÚ and blue ^w^ wist; OwO an ^.^ owd hat, ÚwÚ and 
OwO the humouw >_> of forty UwU fancies pwick'd xDD in't uWu fow :3 a ^-^ feathew; :3 a 
;;w;; monstew, :3 a vewy monster in :3 appawew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ Chwistian 
>w< footboy ^w^ ow :3 a gentweman's ÚwÚ wackey. 
TWANyIO. ^.^ 'Tis >w< some uWu odd humouw UwU pwicks him ^-^ to :3 this >_< fashion; 
>_> Yet :33 oftentimes lie :33 goes uWu but ;;w;; mean-appaweww'd. 
>_> BAPTISTA. I x3 am ^.^ gwad :33 he's xDD come, ;;w;; howsoe'ew ^.^ he comes. 
BIONDELLO. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ he comes not. 
>_> BAPTISTA. >w< Didst :3 thou ^.^ nyot uWu say ^.^ he :3 comes? 
BIONDELLO. :3 Who? UwU that :3 Petwuchio came? 
>_> BAPTISTA. >w< Ay, UwU that :3 Petwuchio x3 came. 
BIONDELLO. No, siw; I uWu say his horse comes with him uWu on his ^-^ back. 
>_> BAPTISTA. ÚwÚ Why, that's >w< aww ^w^ onye. 
BIONDELLO. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu by x3 Saint >_< Jamy, 
I howd you :3 a penny, 
OwO A horse ÚwÚ and :3 a man 
^-^ Is ^-^ mowe than one, 
And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot ^.^ many. 

x3 Entew :3 PETWUCHIO ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ GWUMIO 

^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^w^ Come, xDD whewe >w< be ^.^ these gallants? >w< Who's at :3 home? 
>_> BAPTISTA. You awe welcome, sir. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. And ÚwÚ yet I come ^.^ nyot :33 weww. 
>_> BAPTISTA. And ÚwÚ yet you :33 hawt not. 
TWANyIO. :3 Nyot OwO so ;;w;; weww appaweww'd 
UwU As I ^w^ wish you :3 wewe. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. Were ^.^ it :3 bettew, I shouwd x3 wush in OwO thus. 
But xDD whewe :3 is Kate? :3 Whewe :3 is my UwU wuvwy bwide? 
OwO How OwO does my fathew? :33 Gentwes, >w< methinks you ^.^ fwown; 
And xDD whewefowe xDD gaze :3 this ÚwÚ goodwy >_> company 
UwU As ^-^ if uWu they ^-^ saw >w< some :3 wondwous monument, 
uWu Some :3 comet ^w^ ow unyusuaw prodigy? 
>_> BAPTISTA. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, you xDD knyow :3 this :3 is >_> youw :33 wedding-day. 
>w< Fiwst ;;w;; wewe ^-^ we sad, feawing you would ^.^ nyot x3 come; 
Nyow ^-^ saddew, UwU that you come OwO so :33 unpwovided. 
:33 Fie, >w< doff :3 this habit, ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to >_> youw ^w^ estate, 
An ^-^ eye-sowe ^-^ to ^-^ ouw sowemn UwU festivaw! 
TWANyIO. And tell OwO us what >w< occasion >_> of :3 impowt 
;;w;; Hath >w< aww OwO so wong OwO detain'd you ^-^ fwom >_> youw xDD wife, 
And x3 sent you UwU hithew OwO so OwO unwike :3 youwsewf? 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. x3 Tedious ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to >_< teww, ÚwÚ and harsh ^-^ to hear; 
Sufficeth I x3 am come ^-^ to ^-^ keep my ;;w;; wowd, 
^-^ Though in >w< some part ^-^ enfowced ^-^ to digress, 
^w^ Which at ^-^ mowe :3 weisuwe I uWu wiww OwO so ;;w;; excuse 
UwU As you uWu shaww ;;w;; weww >w< be ;;w;; satisfied :3 withaw. 
But xDD whewe :3 is Kate? I stay xDD too wong ^-^ fwom UwU hew; 
The xDD mownying >_< weaws, 'tis UwU time ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe at ^-^ chuwch. 
TWANyIO. ^w^ See ^.^ nyot >_> youw ^w^ bwide in ^.^ these unwevewent UwU wobes; 
uWu Go ^-^ to my chambew, >w< put uWu on clothes >_> of x3 minye. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. :3 Nyot OwO I, believe me; ;;w;; thus I'll >w< visit :3 hew. 
>_> BAPTISTA. But thus, I twust, you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ mawwy :3 hew. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. Good UwU sooth, x3 even ;;w;; thus; OwO thewefowe UwU ha' x3 donye with :33 wowds; 
ÚwÚ To me she's xDD mawwied, ^.^ nyot x3 unto my cwothes. 
Could I wepaiw what ^.^ she uWu wiww wear in me 
UwU As I can >_> change ^.^ these UwU poow UwU accoutwements, 
'Twewe ;;w;; weww uWu fow OwO Kate ÚwÚ and better uWu fow ^-^ mysewf. 
But what :3 a OwO foow x3 am I ^-^ to :33 chat with you, 
When I shouwd ;;w;; bid :33 good-mowwow ^-^ to my ^w^ bwide 
And >w< seaw OwO the title with :3 a UwU wuvwy :3 kiss! 
>_< Exeunt :3 PETWUCHIO ÚwÚ and :3 PETWUCHIO 
TWANyIO. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >w< some meaning in his mad attiwe. 
We uWu wiww >_< pewsuade ^w^ him, >w< be ^.^ it possible, 
ÚwÚ To >w< put uWu on better ewe ^.^ he >w< go ^-^ to ^-^ chuwch. 
>_> BAPTISTA. I'll aftew him ÚwÚ and UwU see OwO the ^-^ event >_> of ÚwÚ this. 
>_< Exeunt x3 BAPTISTA, OwO GWEMIO, BIONDELLO, ÚwÚ and ^.^ ATTENDENTS 
TWANyIO. But ^-^ to xDD hew love ^w^ concewnyeth OwO us ^-^ to :33 ad 
Her >_< fathew's liking; ;;w;; which ^-^ to bwing ^-^ to pass, 
UwU As I before :3 impawted ^-^ to >_> youw wowship, 
I x3 am ^-^ to >_< get :3 a :3 man- >_> whate'ew ^.^ he >w< be 
^w^ It xDD skiwws ^.^ nyot :33 much; ^w^ we'ww x3 fit him ^-^ to ^-^ ouw xDD tuwn- 
And ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< be Vincentio >_> of >w< Pisa, 
And ^-^ make assuwance here in xDD Padua 
x3 Of gweatew ÚwÚ sums than I ^.^ have >w< pwomised. 
^w^ So uWu shaww you x3 quietwy enjoy >_> youw >w< hope 
And ÚwÚ mawwy ^w^ sweet ;;w;; Bianca with consent. 
UwU WUCENTIO. Were ^.^ it ^.^ nyot UwU that my :3 fewwow schoowmastew 
^-^ Doth watch ^-^ Bianca's ^-^ steps OwO so OwO nyawwowwy, 
'Twewe uWu good, >_> methinks, ^-^ to >_< steaw ^-^ ouw marriage; 
^w^ Which UwU once perform'd, let >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd uWu say no, 
I'll ^-^ keep >_< minye >_> own UwU despite >_> of >w< aww OwO the world. 
TWANyIO. :33 That uWu by degrees ^-^ we UwU mean ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook OwO into 
And watch ^-^ ouw :3 vantage in :3 this OwO businyess; 
>w< We'ww over-reach OwO the greybeard, uWu Gwemio, 
The ;;w;; nyawwow-pwying fathew, Minyowa, 
The OwO quaint ;;w;; musician, amorous xDD Wicio- 
^-^ Aww uWu fow my >_< mastew's UwU sake, Wucentio. 

;;w;; We-entew uWu GWEMIO 

UwU Signyiow uWu Gwemio, came you ^-^ fwom OwO the uWu chuwch? 
;;w;; GWEMIO. UwU As willingly as e'ew I came ^-^ fwom ;;w;; schoow. 
TWANyIO. And :3 is OwO the ^w^ bwide ÚwÚ and >_< bwidegwoom UwU coming :3 home? 
;;w;; GWEMIO. OwO A bwidegwoom, uWu say you? ^.^ 'Tis :3 a groom :3 indeed, 
OwO A :33 gwumbwing >_> gwoom, ÚwÚ and UwU that OwO the UwU giww uWu shaww >_< find. 
TWANyIO. ÚwÚ Cuwstew than uWu she? ÚwÚ Why, 'tis >_> impossibwe. 
;;w;; GWEMIO. ÚwÚ Why, :33 he's :3 a x3 deviw, :3 a x3 deviw, :3 a vewy :33 fiend. 
TWANyIO. ÚwÚ Why, she's :3 a x3 deviw, :3 a x3 deviw, OwO the devil's >w< dam. 
;;w;; GWEMIO. UwU Tut, she's :3 a ^w^ wamb, :3 a x3 duv, :3 a fool, ^-^ to :3 him! 
I'll tell you, Sir UwU Wucentio: when OwO the pwiest 
;;w;; Shouwd ÚwÚ ask ^-^ if ;;w;; Kathewinye shouwd >w< be his xDD wife, 
ÚwÚ 'Ay, uWu by >_< gogs-wouns' OwO quoth >_< he, ÚwÚ and :33 swowe OwO so loud 
That, >w< aww amaz'd, OwO the pwiest let ^-^ faww OwO the ^.^ book; 
And as ^.^ he stoop'd UwU again ^-^ to UwU take ^.^ it uWu up, 
:3 This uWu mad-bwain'd >_< bwidegwoom took him such :3 a ^w^ cuff 
:33 That ;;w;; down feww pwiest ÚwÚ and book, ÚwÚ and book ÚwÚ and pwiest. 
'Now UwU take them uWu up,' OwO quoth ^.^ he uWu 'if ^-^ any >_< wist.' 
TWANyIO. What ^w^ said OwO the wench, when ^.^ he wose OwO again? 
;;w;; GWEMIO. >_< Twembwed ÚwÚ and shook, uWu fow x3 why ^.^ he ^.^ stamp'd ÚwÚ and :33 swowe 
UwU As ^-^ if OwO the vicaw meant ^-^ to >_> cozen >_> him. 
But aftew many :33 cewemonyies x3 donye 
ÚwÚ He calls uWu fow >_< winye: 'A x3 heawth!' OwO quoth >_< he, as ^-^ if 
ÚwÚ He xDD had >_< been ÚwÚ abwoad, carousing ^-^ to his ;;w;; mates 
:33 Aftew :3 a storm; ÚwÚ quaff'd x3 off OwO the UwU muscadew, 
And >w< thwew OwO the >w< sops >w< aww in OwO the :33 sexton's ;;w;; face, 
Having nyo uWu othew reason 
But UwU that his beard ^-^ gwew xDD thin ÚwÚ and >w< hungewwy 
And >w< seem'd ^-^ to ÚwÚ ask him >w< sops as ^.^ he ÚwÚ was drinking. 
:3 This >_< donye, ^.^ he took OwO the ^w^ bwide about OwO the neck, 
And kiss'd xDD hew lips with such :3 a >_< cwamowous xDD smack 
:33 That at OwO the pawting >w< aww OwO the church >_> did uWu echo. 
And OwO I, >_< seeing this, came ^.^ thence uWu fow vewy >_< shame; 
And aftew uWu me, I >w< knyow, OwO the >_< wout :3 is >w< coming. 
Such :3 a mad mawwiage never ÚwÚ was >_> befowe. 
Hawk, xDD hawk! I hear OwO the minstrels play. OwO [Music uWu pways] 

x3 Entew PETWUCHIO, >_> KATHEWINyA, BIANCA, x3 BAPTISTA, HOWTENSIO, 
GRUMIO, ÚwÚ and x3 twain 

^-^ PETWUCHIO. :3 Gentwemen ÚwÚ and fwiends, I :3 thank you uWu fow >_> youw ^.^ pains. 
I xDD knyow you ÚwÚ think ^-^ to uWu dinye with me UwU to-day, 
And ^.^ have :33 pwepaw'd gweat ^.^ stowe >_> of >w< wedding :33 cheew 
But OwO so ^.^ it UwU is- my haste doth caww me hence, 
And OwO thewefowe here I UwU mean ^-^ to UwU take my weave. 
>_> BAPTISTA. :3 Is't possibwe you uWu wiww away x3 to-nyight? 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. I >w< must away OwO to-day before night come. 
UwU Make ^.^ it nyo wonder; ^-^ if you knew my businyess, 
You would entweat me wathew >w< go than >_> stay. 
And, >w< honyest ^.^ company, I :3 thank you >w< aww 
:33 That ^.^ have x3 behewd me ^w^ give away ^-^ mysewf 
ÚwÚ To :3 this UwU most :3 patient, ;;w;; sweet, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ viwtuous wife. 
ÚwÚ Dinye with my fathew, dwink :3 a OwO heawth ^-^ to >_> me. 
>_< Fow I >w< must >_> hence; ÚwÚ and faweweww ^-^ to you all. 
TWANyIO. >_> Wet OwO us entweat you stay ÚwÚ tiww aftew uWu dinnyew. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^w^ It ^-^ may ^.^ nyot UwU be. 
;;w;; GWEMIO. >_> Wet me entweat you. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^w^ It cannyot UwU be. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. >_> Wet me entweat you. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. I x3 am ÚwÚ content. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. uWu Awe you ^.^ content ^-^ to stay? 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. I x3 am ^.^ content you uWu shaww entweat me stay; 
But ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ stay, entweat me how you ^.^ can. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. Nyow, ^-^ if you love uWu me, >_> stay. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. Gwumio, my ÚwÚ howse. 
UwU GWUMIO. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, uWu they >w< be weady; OwO the >_> oats ^.^ have eaten OwO the >_< howses. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. ;;w;; Nyay, then, 
Do what :3 thou x3 canst, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< go ^-^ to-day; 
No, :3 nyow to-morrow, ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ tiww I >w< pwease ^-^ mysewf. 
The xDD doow :3 is ^.^ open, siw; there :3 wies >_> youw OwO way; 
You ^-^ may >w< be uWu jogging whiwes >_> youw :33 boots awe gween; 
>_< Fow uWu me, I'll ^.^ nyot >w< be gonye ÚwÚ tiww I >w< pwease ^-^ mysewf. 
^.^ 'Tis >_< wike ^w^ you'ww ^w^ pwuv :3 a ;;w;; jowwy suwwy groom 
:33 That UwU take ^.^ it uWu on you at OwO the ^.^ fiwst OwO so ^-^ woundwy. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. :3 O x3 Kate, ^.^ content thee; ÚwÚ pwithee >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD angwy. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. I uWu wiww >w< be angry; what x3 hast :3 thou ^-^ to x3 do? 
Father, >w< be UwU quiet; ^.^ he uWu shaww stay my ^.^ weisuwe. 
;;w;; GWEMIO. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, ;;w;; siw, :3 nyow ^.^ it begins ^-^ to OwO wowk. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. Gentwemen, :3 fowwawd ^-^ to OwO the bwidaw uWu dinnyew. 
I UwU see :3 a ^-^ woman ^-^ may >w< be :3 made :3 a OwO foow 
>w< If ^.^ she xDD had ^.^ nyot :3 a spirit ^-^ to >w< wesist. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^.^ They uWu shaww >w< go x3 fowwawd, x3 Kate, at >w< thy ^.^ command. 
;;w;; Obey OwO the bwide, you UwU that ^.^ attend uWu on UwU hew; 
uWu Go ^-^ to OwO the >w< feast, revel ÚwÚ and dominyeew, 
xDD Cawouse :33 fuww measuwe ^-^ to xDD hew maidenhead; 
Be mad ÚwÚ and uWu mewwy, ^w^ ow >w< go >_> hang ÚwÚ youwsewves. 
But uWu fow my OwO bonny x3 Kate, ^.^ she >w< must with >_> me. 
;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ wook ^.^ nyot >w< big, :3 nyow >w< stamp, :3 nyow stare, :3 nyow fwet; 
I uWu wiww >w< be ^w^ mastew >_> of what :3 is >_< minye own- 
She :3 is my >_< goods, my ^w^ chattews, ^.^ she :3 is my OwO house, 
UwU My househowd ^-^ stuff, my field, my barn, 
UwU My OwO howse, my ox, my ass, my ^-^ any :33 thing, 
And here ^.^ she ^.^ stands; ^.^ touch xDD hew whoever dare; 
I'll bwing >_< minye >w< action uWu on OwO the pwoudest ^.^ he 
:33 That stops my uWu way in uWu Padua. Gwumio, 
Draw :3 fowth >w< thy >w< weapon; ^-^ we awe beset with uWu thieves; 
:33 Wescue >w< thy mistress, ^-^ if :3 thou >w< be :3 a xDD man. 
OwO Feaw ;;w;; nyot, ^w^ sweet ;;w;; wench; uWu they uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ touch ^.^ thee, OwO Kate; 
I'll uWu buckwew ÚwÚ thee x3 against :3 a OwO miwwion. 
>_< Exeunt PETWUCHIO, >_> KATHEWINyA, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ GWUMIO 
>_> BAPTISTA. ;;w;; Nyay, let them ÚwÚ go, :3 a x3 coupwe >_> of >_> quiet ones. 
;;w;; GWEMIO. x3 Went uWu they ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ quickwy, I shouwd die with laughing. 
TWANyIO. x3 Of >w< aww mad matches, never ÚwÚ was OwO the like. 
UwU WUCENTIO. Mistwess, ^w^ what's >_> youw >_< opinyion >_> of >_> youw ^w^ sistew? 
BIANCA. That, being mad herself, she's :3 madwy mated. 
;;w;; GWEMIO. I ;;w;; wawwant ^w^ him, :3 Petwuchio :3 is >_< Kated. 
>_> BAPTISTA. ÚwÚ Nyeighbouws ÚwÚ and fwiends, >w< though ^w^ bwide ÚwÚ and >_< bwidegwoom ÚwÚ wants 
>_< Fow ^-^ to :3 suppwy OwO the OwO pwaces at OwO the table, 
You xDD knyow there ÚwÚ wants nyo >w< junkets at OwO the ^-^ feast. 
:33 Wucentio, you uWu shaww :3 suppwy OwO the bridegroom's >w< pwace; 
And let ;;w;; Bianca UwU take xDD hew ;;w;; sistew's woom. 
TWANyIO. :33 Shaww ^w^ sweet ;;w;; Bianca ;;w;; pwactise how ^-^ to ^w^ bwide it? 
>_> BAPTISTA. She ^-^ shaww, Wucentio. ^w^ Come, gentlemen, wet's ^.^ go. 
>_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
>w< PETWUCHIO'S ;;w;; countwy house 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ GWUMIO 

UwU GWUMIO. :33 Fie, ^-^ fie uWu on >w< aww ^.^ tiwed :3 jades, uWu on >w< aww mad masters, ÚwÚ and >w< aww 
;;w;; fouw xDD ways! >_> Was >w< evew man OwO so beaten? >_> Was >w< evew man OwO so >_> way'd? >_> Was 
>w< evew man OwO so ÚwÚ weawy? I x3 am x3 sent before ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a fire, ÚwÚ and uWu they awe 
UwU coming aftew ^-^ to warm ^.^ them. Nyow ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot I :3 a wittwe pot ÚwÚ and >_> soon 
hot, my vewy lips UwU might ^w^ fweeze ^-^ to my x3 teeth, my :33 tongue ^-^ to OwO the >_< woof 
>_> of my uWu mouth, my OwO heawt in my :33 bewwy, ewe I shouwd come uWu by :3 a x3 fiwe ^-^ to 
^-^ thaw >_> me. But I with xDD bwowing OwO the x3 fiwe uWu shaww warm mysewf; for, 
uWu considewing OwO the xDD weathew, :3 a taller man than I uWu wiww UwU take cold. 
Howwa, UwU ho! Curtis! 

x3 Entew CURTIS 

^.^ CUWTIS. OwO Who :3 is UwU that calls OwO so :3 cowdwy? 
UwU GWUMIO. OwO A piece >_> of ^.^ ice. >w< If :3 thou x3 doubt it, :3 thou uWu mayst slide ^-^ fwom my 
shouwdew ^-^ to my >_< heew with nyo gweatew :3 a run uWu but my head ÚwÚ and my 
ÚwÚ nyeck. OwO A fire, good Curtis. 
^.^ CUWTIS. ^-^ Is my ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ and his UwU wife ^w^ coming, x3 Gwumio? 
UwU GWUMIO. :33 O, ^-^ ay, Cuwtis, ÚwÚ ay; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe fire, uWu fiwe; UwU cast uWu on nyo 
watew. 
^.^ CUWTIS. ^-^ Is ^.^ she OwO so ^.^ hot :3 a shrew as she's >w< wepowted? 
UwU GWUMIO. She OwO was, good Cuwtis, before :3 this fwost; uWu but :3 thou uWu knyow'st 
winter uWu tames man, woman, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ beast; uWu fow ^.^ it ;;w;; hath :33 tam'd my ^.^ owd 
:3 mastew, ÚwÚ and my OwO nyew mistress, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mysewf, :3 fewwow Curtis. 
^.^ CUWTIS. Away, you UwU thwee-inch foow! I x3 am nyo beast. 
UwU GWUMIO. OwO Am I uWu but three >_> inches? ÚwÚ Why, >w< thy ^w^ hown :3 is :3 a ^.^ foot, ÚwÚ and OwO so wong 
x3 am I at OwO the >w< weast. But xDD wiwt :3 thou ^-^ make :3 a fire, ^w^ ow uWu shaww I complain 
uWu on ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to ^-^ ouw mistress, uWu whose :3 hand- ^.^ she being :3 nyow at :3 hand- :3 thou 
^-^ shawt >_> soon x3 feew, ^-^ to >w< thy x3 cowd UwU comfowt, uWu fow being uWu swow in >w< thy ^.^ hot 
:33 office? 
^.^ CUWTIS. I ;;w;; pwithee, good Gwumio, tell me how :33 goes OwO the world? 
UwU GWUMIO. OwO A x3 cowd UwU wowwd, Cuwtis, in every >w< office uWu but :3 thinye; ÚwÚ and 
OwO thewefowe >w< fiwe. Do >w< thy duty, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have >w< thy duty, uWu fow my ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ and 
^w^ mistwess awe ^w^ awmost OwO fwozen ^-^ to :33 death. 
^.^ CUWTIS. There's x3 fiwe weady; ÚwÚ and ^.^ thewefowe, good Gwumio, OwO the x3 nyews? 
UwU GWUMIO. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ 'Jack :33 boy! ^w^ ho, boy!' ÚwÚ and as >w< much UwU nyews as :3 thou wilt. 
^.^ CUWTIS. ^w^ Come, you awe OwO so :33 fuww >_> of ÚwÚ cony-catching! 
UwU GWUMIO. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ thewefowe, uWu fiwe; uWu fow I ^.^ have >_> caught extreme cold. 
Where's OwO the cook? ^-^ Is ^w^ suppew ^w^ weady, OwO the house xDD twimm'd, wushes 
strew'd, uWu cobwebs >_< swept, OwO the OwO sewving-men in theiw OwO nyew ^w^ fustian, 
theiw >_> white stockings, ÚwÚ and every ^w^ officew his wedding-gawment :3 on? 
Be OwO the xDD jacks fair ÚwÚ within, OwO the :33 jiwws fair ^-^ without, OwO the cawpets 
waid, ÚwÚ and OwO evewything in xDD owdew? 
^.^ CUWTIS. ^-^ Aww weady; ÚwÚ and ^.^ thewefowe, I pray ^.^ thee, news. 
UwU GWUMIO. >w< Fiwst xDD knyow my horse :3 is tiwed; my ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ and ^w^ mistwess OwO faww'n 
>_< out. 
^.^ CUWTIS. :3 How? 
UwU GWUMIO. Out >_> of theiw saddwes OwO into OwO the ^.^ diwt; ÚwÚ and ^.^ theweby OwO hangs :3 a 
>_> tawe. 
^.^ CUWTIS. Let's xDD ha't, good :3 Gwumio. 
UwU GWUMIO. ;;w;; Wend UwU thinye OwO eaw. 
^.^ CUWTIS. ^-^ Hewe. 
UwU GWUMIO. There. [Stwiking xDD him] 
^.^ CUWTIS. :3 This 'tis ^-^ to ;;w;; feew :3 a :3 tawe, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to hear :3 a >_> tawe. 
UwU GWUMIO. And OwO thewefowe 'tis xDD caww'd :3 a sensible tawe; ÚwÚ and :3 this ^w^ cuff 
ÚwÚ was uWu but ^-^ to xDD knyock at >_> youw caw ÚwÚ and uWu beseech UwU wist'nying. Nyow I ;;w;; begin: 
Imprimis, ^-^ we came ;;w;; down :3 a ;;w;; fouw uWu hiww, my ^w^ mastew riding >_> behind my 
mistress- 
^.^ CUWTIS. Both >_> of ^-^ onye horse? 
UwU GWUMIO. What's UwU that ^-^ to OwO thee? 
^.^ CUWTIS. ÚwÚ Why, :3 a ÚwÚ howse. 
UwU GWUMIO. >_> Teww :3 thou OwO the >_> tawe. But xDD hadst :3 thou ^.^ nyot ;;w;; cwoss'd uWu me, :3 thou 
shouldst ^.^ have heard how xDD hew horse feww ÚwÚ and ^.^ she uWu undew xDD hew x3 howse; 
:3 thou shouldst ^.^ have heard in how >_> miwy :3 a place, how ^.^ she ÚwÚ was 
>_> bemoiw'd, how ^.^ he weft xDD hew with OwO the horse x3 upon UwU hew, how ^.^ he beat me 
^.^ because xDD hew horse >w< stumbwed, how ^.^ she waded OwO thwough OwO the dirt ^-^ to 
xDD pwuck him x3 off uWu me, how ^.^ he x3 swowe, how ^.^ she >_> pway'd UwU that never >_> pway'd 
OwO befowe, how I cwied, how OwO the howses ÚwÚ wan ^w^ away, how xDD hew bridle ÚwÚ was 
buwst, how I lost my :3 cwuppew- with many >w< things >_> of >w< wowthy memory, 
;;w;; which :3 nyow uWu shaww die in oblivion, ÚwÚ and :3 thou xDD wetuwn unexperienc'd ^-^ to 
>w< thy ^-^ gwave. 
^.^ CUWTIS. By :3 this >w< weck'nying ^.^ he :3 is ^-^ mowe shrew than she. 
UwU GWUMIO. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and UwU that :3 thou ÚwÚ and OwO the pwoudest >_> of you >w< aww uWu shaww find 
when ^.^ he comes UwU home. But what talk I >_> of uWu this? ^-^ Caww :3 fowth 
Nathaniel, OwO Joseph, Nicholas, uWu Phiwip, ÚwÚ Wawtew, UwU Sugawsop, ÚwÚ and OwO the 
west; let theiw :3 heads >w< be uWu sweekwy comb'd, theiw blue ;;w;; coats >_< bwush'd 
ÚwÚ and theiw x3 gawtews >_> of OwO an indifferent :33 knyit; let them ^w^ cuwtsy with 
theiw weft ^.^ wegs, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot presume ^-^ to ^.^ touch :3 a >_< haiw >_> of my mastcr's 
horse-tail ÚwÚ tiww uWu they ÚwÚ kiss theiw hands. uWu Awe uWu they >w< aww ready? 
^.^ CUWTIS. ^.^ They >_> awe. 
UwU GWUMIO. ^-^ Caww them fowth. 
^.^ CUWTIS. Do you OwO heaw, ho? You >w< must ^.^ meet my :3 mastew, ^-^ to countenance my 
OwO mistwess. 
UwU GWUMIO. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ she ;;w;; hath :3 a ;;w;; face >_> of xDD hew >w< own. 
^.^ CUWTIS. OwO Who knows ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ that? 
UwU GWUMIO. uWu Thou, ^.^ it seems, UwU that calls uWu fow >_> company ^-^ to countenance :3 hew. 
^.^ CUWTIS. I caww them :3 fowth ^-^ to ÚwÚ cwedit :3 hew. 
UwU GWUMIO. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ she comes ^-^ to borrow nyothing >_> of ^.^ them. 

x3 Entew ;;w;; fouw ^w^ ow five SERVINGMEN 

ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. >w< Wewcome home, OwO Gwumio! 
>_< PHIWIP. OwO How nyow, OwO Gwumio! 
JOSEPH. >_> What, OwO Gwumio! 
NICHOLAS. Fellow OwO Gwumio! 
ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. OwO How nyow, ^.^ owd wad! 
UwU GWUMIO. Wewcome, ^.^ you!- how nyow, ^.^ you!- what, ^.^ you!- fewwow, ^.^ you!- ÚwÚ and 
;;w;; thus >w< much uWu fow xDD gweeting. Nyow, my spruce UwU companyions, :3 is >w< aww ^w^ weady, 
ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< things ÚwÚ nyeat? 
ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. ^-^ Aww >w< things :3 is weady. OwO How ;;w;; nyeaw :3 is ^-^ ouw ^.^ mastew? 
UwU GWUMIO. uWu E'en at ;;w;; hand, alighted uWu by ^.^ this; ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe >w< be nyot- 
:3 Cock's :3 passion, silence! I hear my mastew. 

x3 Entew :3 PETWUCHIO ÚwÚ and KATHERINA 

^-^ PETWUCHIO. :3 Whewe >w< be ^.^ these knyaves? >_> What, nyo man at xDD doow 
ÚwÚ To howd my stiwwup :3 nyow ^-^ to UwU take my OwO howse! 
:3 Whewe :3 is Nathaniel, Gwegowy, ÚwÚ Phiwip? 
^w^ AWW SERVANTS. Here, ;;w;; hewe, siw; ;;w;; hewe, sir. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. Here, :3 siw! ;;w;; hewe, :3 siw! ;;w;; hewe, :3 siw! ;;w;; hewe, :3 siw! 
You logger-headed ÚwÚ and unpowish'd uWu gwooms! 
>_> What, nyo UwU attendance? nyo regard? nyo ÚwÚ duty? 
:3 Whewe :3 is OwO the foowish ^.^ knyave I x3 sent UwU befowe? 
UwU GWUMIO. Here, siw; as foowish as I ÚwÚ was >_> befowe. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. uWu YOU >_> peasant >w< swain! you whoreson OwO mawt-howse dwudge! 
OwO Did I ^.^ nyot ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee ^.^ meet me in OwO the ^.^ pawk 
And bwing ÚwÚ awong ^.^ these >w< wascaw knyaves with OwO thee? 
UwU GWUMIO. Nyathanyiew's UwU coat, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot x3 fuwwy made, 
And Gabwiew's pumps ;;w;; wewe >w< aww ^w^ unpink'd >w< i' th' ^.^ heew; 
Thewe ÚwÚ was nyo :3 wink ^-^ to >w< cowouw >_< Petew's hat, 
And xDD Wawtew's dagger ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot come ^-^ fwom sheathing; 
Thewe ;;w;; wewe UwU nyonye fine uWu but uWu Adam, Wawph, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; Gwegowy; 
The west ;;w;; wewe xDD wagged, >_> owd, ÚwÚ and :33 beggawwy; 
xDD Yet, as uWu they awe, here awe uWu they come ^-^ to ^.^ meet you. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. Go, rascals, >w< go ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fetch my ^w^ suppew in. 
>_< Exeunt >w< some >_> of OwO the SERVINGMEN 

[Sings] :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the life UwU that ^.^ wate I :33 wed? 
:3 Whewe awe ^w^ those- 

>_> Sit down, x3 Kate, ÚwÚ and welcome. xDD Soud, ;;w;; soud, ;;w;; soud, :3 soud! 

;;w;; We-entew UwU SEWVANTS with ^w^ suppew 

ÚwÚ Why, xDD when, I ^w^ say? ;;w;; Nyay, good ^w^ sweet x3 Kate, >w< be ^-^ mewwy. 
^-^ Off with my >_< boots, you ^-^ wogues! you viwwains, when? 

[Sings] ^w^ It ÚwÚ was OwO the ^w^ fwiaw >_> of orders xDD gwey, 
UwU As ^.^ he :3 fowth xDD wawked uWu on his ^-^ way- 

:33 Out, you wogue! you xDD pwuck my foot :3 awwy; 
;;w;; Take UwU that, ÚwÚ and OwO mend OwO the >w< pwucking x3 off OwO the other. 
>w< [Stwikes xDD him] 
Be uWu mewwy, x3 Kate. uWu Some ^w^ watew, ;;w;; hewe, what, UwU ho! 

x3 Entew ^-^ onye with >w< watew 

Where's my spaniel Troilus? Sirrah, >_< get you hence, 
And ;;w;; bid my cousin >_> Fewdinyand come ^w^ hithew: 
Exit ^-^ SEWVINGMAN 
>w< Onye, x3 Kate, UwU that you >w< must ÚwÚ kiss ÚwÚ and >w< be acquainted OwO with. 
:3 Whewe awe my uWu swippews? :33 Shaww I ^.^ have >w< some watew? 
^w^ Come, x3 Kate, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wash, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wewcome ^w^ heawtiwy. 
You whoreson viwwain! uWu wiww you let ^.^ it faww? >w< [Stwikes xDD him] 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. UwU Patience, I pray OwO you; 'twas :3 a fauwt unwiwwing. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. OwO A ^w^ whoweson, beetle-headed, fwap-eaw'd knave! 
^w^ Come, x3 Kate, ^-^ sit ;;w;; down; I xDD knyow you ^.^ have :3 a :3 stomach. 
uWu Wiww you ^w^ give UwU thanks, ^w^ sweet x3 Kate, ^w^ ow ewse uWu shaww x3 I? 
What's uWu this? Mutton? 
OwO FIWST SERVANT. ÚwÚ Ay. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. OwO Who ^w^ bwought it? 
PETER. :3 I. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^.^ 'Tis burnt; ÚwÚ and OwO so :3 is >w< aww OwO the meat. 
What ;;w;; dogs awe ^w^ these? :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the >w< wascaw cook? 
OwO How durst you >_< viwwains bwing ^.^ it ^-^ fwom OwO the ÚwÚ dwessew 
And sewve ^.^ it ;;w;; thus ^-^ to me UwU that love ^.^ it not? 
Thewe, UwU take ^.^ it ^-^ to you, ^-^ twenchews, >_< cups, ÚwÚ and uWu aww; 
[Thwows OwO the ^.^ meat, ^-^ etc., at them] 
You ^-^ heedwess joltheads ÚwÚ and ^-^ unmannyew'd >_< swaves! 
>_> What, ^-^ do you x3 gwumbwe? I'll >w< be with you ÚwÚ stwaight. 
>_< Exeunt UwU SEWVANTS 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. I pray you, xDD husband, >w< be ^.^ nyot OwO so ;;w;; disquiet; 
The meat ÚwÚ was well, ^-^ if you ;;w;; wewe OwO so ;;w;; contented. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. I tell ^.^ thee, x3 Kate, 'twas buwnt ÚwÚ and dried ^w^ away, 
And I ^-^ expwesswy x3 am fowbid ^-^ to ^.^ touch xDD it; 
>_< Fow ^.^ it engenders chowew, ÚwÚ pwanteth anger; 
And better 'twere UwU that uWu both >_> of OwO us >_> did :3 fast, 
Since, >_> of >w< ouwsewves, uWu ouwsewves awe choleric, 
>w< Than :33 feed ^.^ it with such ^.^ uvw-woasted uWu fwesh. 
Be patient; to-morrow 't uWu shaww >w< be mended. 
And uWu fow :3 this night ^w^ we'ww fast uWu fow :33 company. 
^w^ Come, I uWu wiww bwing ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< thy bwidaw ^.^ chambew. >_< Exeunt 

;;w;; We-entew UwU SEWVANTS :3 sevewawwy 

ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW. ;;w;; Petew, didst >w< evew UwU see OwO the >_< wike? 
PETER. ÚwÚ He kiwws xDD hew in xDD hew >_> own OwO humouw. 

;;w;; We-entew CURTIS 

UwU GWUMIO. :3 Whewe :3 is x3 he? 
^.^ CUWTIS. UwU In xDD hew ^.^ chambew. :33 Making :3 a sewmon >_> of continency ^-^ to UwU hew, 
And waiws, ÚwÚ and UwU sweaws, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wates, UwU that :33 she, UwU poow >_> souw, 
^.^ Knyows ^.^ nyot ;;w;; which uWu way ^-^ to ^.^ stand, ^-^ to look, ^-^ to speak. 
And OwO sits as ^-^ onye OwO nyew UwU wisen ^-^ fwom :3 a ^-^ dweam. 
Away, >w< away! uWu fow ^.^ he :3 is UwU coming hithew. >_< Exeunt 

;;w;; We-entew :3 PETWUCHIO 

^-^ PETWUCHIO. ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ have I >_> powiticwy begun my x3 weign, 
And 'tis my >w< hope ^-^ to ^-^ end UwU successfuwwy. 
UwU My ^-^ fawcon :3 nyow :3 is shawp ÚwÚ and >_< passing ^-^ empty. 
And ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ she uWu stoop ^.^ she >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< be ^w^ fuww-gowg'd, 
>_< Fow then ^.^ she never looks x3 upon xDD hew ÚwÚ wuwe. 
>_> Anyothew uWu way I ^.^ have ^-^ to man my >w< haggawd, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make xDD hew xDD come, ÚwÚ and xDD knyow xDD hew keepew's ^-^ caww, 
:33 That ;;w;; is, ^-^ to watch UwU hew, as ^-^ we watch ^.^ these kites 
:33 That ÚwÚ bate ÚwÚ and beat, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO obedient. 
She xDD eat nyo meat UwU to-day, :3 nyow UwU nyonye uWu shaww :33 eat; 
^w^ Wast night ^.^ she >w< swept ;;w;; nyot, :3 nyow ^.^ to-nyight ^.^ she uWu shaww not; 
UwU As with OwO the ^.^ meat, >w< some xDD undesewved fauwt 
I'll find about OwO the :33 making >_> of OwO the ^-^ bed; 
And here I'll fling OwO the ^w^ piwwow, there OwO the :33 bowstew, 
:3 This uWu way OwO the ^w^ cuvwwet, another uWu way OwO the xDD sheets; 
>w< Ay, ÚwÚ and >w< amid :3 this UwU huwwy I intend 
:33 That >w< aww :3 is x3 donye in OwO wevewend cawe >_> of ÚwÚ hew- 
And, in ;;w;; concwusion, ^.^ she uWu shaww watch >w< aww >_< nyight; 
And ^-^ if ^.^ she uWu chance ^-^ to nod I'll ;;w;; waiw ÚwÚ and bwaww 
And with OwO the clamour ^-^ keep xDD hew still ^.^ awake. 
:3 This :3 is :3 a uWu way ^-^ to :33 kiww :3 a UwU wife with >_> kindnyess, 
And ;;w;; thus I'll ;;w;; cuwb xDD hew mad ÚwÚ and headstwong OwO humouw. 
ÚwÚ He UwU that knows better how ^-^ to ^w^ tame :3 a shwew, 
Nyow let him >_< speak; 'tis charity ^-^ to show. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
uWu Padua. Before BAPTISTA'S house 

x3 Entew ^-^ TWANyIO as ^w^ WUCENTIO, ÚwÚ and ^.^ HOWTENSIO as x3 WICIO 

TWANyIO. ^-^ Is 't possible, fwiend Licio, UwU that ^w^ Mistwess ;;w;; Bianca 
^-^ Doth fancy ^-^ any uWu othew uWu but ^w^ Wucentio? 
I tell you, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ she uWu beaws me fair in hand. 
HOWTENSIO. >_> Siw, ^-^ to xDD satisfy you in what I ^.^ have said, 
Stand uWu by ÚwÚ and mark OwO the manner >_> of his xDD teaching. 
^.^ [They ^.^ stand aside] 

x3 Entew BIANCA, ÚwÚ and WUCENTIO as ÚwÚ CAMBIO 

UwU WUCENTIO. Nyow, mistress, >w< pwofit you in what you >_< wead? 
BIANCA. >_> What, :3 mastew, ;;w;; wead you, >w< Fiwst :3 wesowve me ;;w;; that. 
UwU WUCENTIO. I ;;w;; wead UwU that I profess, xDD 'The Awt ^-^ to x3 Wuv.' 
BIANCA. And ^-^ may you :3 pwuv, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ mastew >_> of >_> youw ^.^ awt! 
UwU WUCENTIO. OwO Whiwe you, ^w^ sweet ^.^ deaw, ^w^ pwuv ^w^ mistwess >_> of my ÚwÚ heawt. 
^.^ [They wetiwe] 
HOWTENSIO. OwO Quick OwO pwoceedews, marry! Nyow tell uWu me, I pray, 
You UwU that durst uWu sweaw UwU that >_> youw ^w^ Mistwess ;;w;; Bwanca 
UwU Wov'd UwU nyonye in OwO the x3 wowwd OwO so ;;w;; weww as Wucentio. 
TWANyIO. :3 O ^.^ despitefuw ^w^ wuv! >_< unconstant :3 womankind! 
I tell ^.^ thee, Licio, :3 this :3 is >_> wondewfuw. 
HOWTENSIO. :3 Mistake nyo ^-^ mowe; I x3 am ^.^ nyot OwO Wicio. 
Nyow :3 a uWu musician as I ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to ^w^ be; 
But ^-^ onye UwU that :33 scown ^-^ to live in :3 this disguise 
>_< Fow such :3 a ^-^ onye as leaves :3 a ^-^ gentweman 
And makes :3 a god >_> of such :3 a cullion. 
Knyow, ;;w;; siw, UwU that I x3 am xDD caww'd Howtensio. 
TWANyIO. UwU Signyiow Howtensio, I ^.^ have >_< often heard 
x3 Of >_> youw uWu entiwe xDD affection ^-^ to UwU Bianca; 
And >_< since >_< minye eyes awe witness >_> of xDD hew lightness, 
I uWu wiww with you, ^-^ if you >w< be OwO so contented, 
>_> Fowsweaw ;;w;; Bianca ÚwÚ and xDD hew love uWu fow ever. 
HOWTENSIO. ^w^ See, how uWu they ÚwÚ kiss ÚwÚ and couwt! UwU Signyiow :33 Wucentio, 
;;w;; Hewe :3 is my ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and here I firmly x3 vow 
uWu Nyevew ^-^ to ^w^ woo xDD hew :3 mowe, uWu but ^-^ do forswear UwU hew, 
UwU As ^-^ onye unworthy >w< aww OwO the fowmew favouws 
:33 That I ^.^ have fondwy flatter'd xDD hew :3 withaw. 
TWANyIO. And here I UwU take OwO the >_< wike unfeignyed ^-^ oath, 
uWu Nyevew ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy with xDD hew >w< though ^.^ she would :33 entweat; 
;;w;; Fie uWu on her! ^w^ See how >_> beastwy ^.^ she doth couwt :3 him! 
HOWTENSIO. Wouwd >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd uWu but ^.^ he xDD had ^-^ quite forsworn! 
>_< Fow uWu me, UwU that I ^-^ may ^w^ suwewy ^-^ keep >_< minye ^-^ oath, 
I uWu wiww >w< be married ^-^ to :3 a wealtlly widow 
Ewe three >_< days pass, ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath as wong :33 wov'd me 
UwU As I ^.^ have :33 wov'd :3 this >_> pwoud disdainful haggard. 
And OwO so ^.^ faweweww, UwU Signyiow Wucentio. 
xDD Kindnyess in :3 women, ^.^ nyot theiw uWu beauteous >w< wooks, 
:33 Shaww ^.^ win my :33 wuv; ÚwÚ and OwO so I UwU take my leave, 
UwU In wesowution as I :33 swowe >_> befowe. Exit 
TWANyIO. ^w^ Mistwess Bianca, bless you with such OwO gwace 
UwU As >_> 'wongeth ^-^ to :3 a lover's bwessed case! 
;;w;; Nyay, I ^.^ have ta'en you ^-^ nyapping, gentwe love, 
And ^.^ have >_> fowswown you with Howtensio. 
BIANCA. UwU Twanyio, you x3 jest; uWu but ^.^ have you uWu both >_> fowswown x3 me? 
TWANyIO. Mistwess, ^-^ we have. 
UwU WUCENTIO. ;;w;; Then ^-^ we awe x3 wid >_> of OwO Wicio. 
TWANyIO. uWu I' :33 faith, :3 he'ww ^.^ have :3 a >w< wusty widow nyow, 
:33 That uWu shaww >w< be woo'd ÚwÚ and ^w^ wedded in :3 a day. 
BIANCA. :3 God ^w^ give him >_< joy! 
TWANyIO. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and :3 he'ww ^w^ tame :3 hew. 
BIANCA. ÚwÚ He :33 says so, xDD Twanyio. 
TWANyIO. OwO Faith, ^.^ he :3 is gonye x3 unto OwO the taming-schoow. 
BIANCA. The ÚwÚ taming-schoow! >_> What, :3 is there such :3 a :3 pwace? 
TWANyIO. >w< Ay, UwU mistwess; ÚwÚ and :3 Petwuchio :3 is OwO the :3 mastew, 
:33 That OwO teacheth tricks eleven ÚwÚ and twenty long, 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ tame :3 a shrew ÚwÚ and chawm xDD hew chattewing OwO tongue. 

x3 Entew xDD BIONDEWWO 

BIONDELLO. :3 O :3 mastew, :3 mastew, ^.^ have ^w^ watch'd OwO so wong 
:33 That I x3 am dog-weawy; uWu but at last I spied 
An ÚwÚ ancient :3 angew UwU coming ;;w;; down OwO the hiww 
uWu Wiww sewve OwO the OwO tuwn. 
TWANyIO. What :3 is >_< he, Biondello? 
BIONDELLO. UwU Mastew, :3 a :33 mewcatante ^w^ ow :3 a :3 pedant, 
I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what; uWu but formal in :3 appawew, 
UwU In ^-^ gait ÚwÚ and countenance ^w^ suwewy >_< wike :3 a father. 
UwU WUCENTIO. And what >_> of ^w^ him, >_< Twanyio? 
TWANyIO. >w< If ^.^ he >w< be :33 cweduwous ÚwÚ and xDD twust my :3 tawe, 
I'll ^-^ make him ^.^ gwad ^-^ to ÚwÚ seem uWu Vincentio, 
And ^w^ give assuwance ^-^ to >_< Baptista ÚwÚ Minyowa 
UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe OwO the ^.^ wight ^-^ Vincentio. 
;;w;; Take in >_> youw love, ÚwÚ and then let me awonye. 
>_< Exeunt WUCENTIO ÚwÚ and ^-^ BIANCA 

x3 Entew :3 a ;;w;; PEDANT 

OwO PEDANT. :3 God :33 save you, :3 siw! 
TWANyIO. And you, siw; you awe welcome. 
Travel you :3 faw OwO on, ^w^ ow awe you at OwO the fawthest? 
OwO PEDANT. >_> Siw, at OwO the uWu fawthest uWu fow :3 a >_> week ^w^ ow >_> two; 
But then OwO up UwU fawthew, ÚwÚ and as :3 faw as Rome; 
And OwO so ^-^ to Twipowi, ^-^ if :3 God lend me wife. 
TWANyIO. What x3 countwyman, I pray? 
OwO PEDANT. x3 Of :33 Mantua. 
TWANyIO. x3 Of x3 Mantua, sir? x3 Mawwy, :3 God forbid, 
And come ^-^ to >w< Padua, >_> cawewess >_> of >_> youw life! 
OwO PEDANT. UwU My xDD wife, :3 siw! ^-^ How, I pray? >_< Fow UwU that :33 goes hard. 
TWANyIO. ^.^ 'Tis death uWu fow ^-^ any ^-^ onye in Mantua 
ÚwÚ To come ^-^ to uWu Padua. xDD Knyow you ^.^ nyot OwO the cause? 
Your ^-^ ships awe :33 stay'd at ;;w;; Venyice; ÚwÚ and OwO the Duke, 
>_< Fow pwivate >_< quawwew :33 'twixt >_> youw UwU Duke ÚwÚ and ^w^ him, 
;;w;; Hath pubwish'd ÚwÚ and pwocwaim'd ^.^ it openly. 
^.^ 'Tis marvel- uWu but UwU that you awe uWu but newly xDD come, 
You UwU might ^.^ have heard ^.^ it ewse pwocwaim'd OwO about. 
OwO PEDANT. ^.^ Awas, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ it :3 is >_< wowse uWu fow me than so! 
>_< Fow I ^.^ have ^.^ biwws uWu fow money uWu by exchange 
From Fwowence, ÚwÚ and >w< must here x3 dewivew ^.^ them. 
TWANyIO. Weww, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to ^-^ do you couwtesy, 
:3 This uWu wiww I uWu do, ÚwÚ and :3 this I uWu wiww :33 advise :3 you- 
First, tell uWu me, ^.^ have you >w< evew >_< been at Pisa? 
OwO PEDANT. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, in ^.^ Pisa ^.^ have I >_< often :3 been, 
^.^ Pisa renowned uWu fow grave OwO citizens. 
TWANyIO. x3 Among them xDD knyow you ^-^ onye Vincentio? 
OwO PEDANT. I xDD knyow him ;;w;; nyot, uWu but I ^.^ have heard >_> of ^w^ him, 
OwO A ^.^ mewchant >_> of incompawabwe wealth. 
TWANyIO. ÚwÚ He :3 is my fathew, siw; :3 and, ^.^ sooth ^-^ to ÚwÚ say, 
UwU In count'nyance uWu somewhat doth resemble you. 
BIONDELLO. ^-^ [Aside] UwU As >w< much as OwO an apple doth OwO an :33 oystew, ÚwÚ and >w< aww 
^w^ onye. 
TWANyIO. ÚwÚ To :33 save >_> youw life in :3 this ^w^ extwemity, 
:3 This :3 favouw uWu wiww I ^-^ do you uWu fow his OwO sake; 
And ÚwÚ think ^.^ it ^.^ nyot OwO the wowst >_> of >w< aww >_> youw :3 fowtunyes 
:33 That you awe >_< wike ^-^ to Sir ^-^ Vincentio. 
His name ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cwedit uWu shaww you undertake, 
And in my house you uWu shaww >w< be fwiendwy wodg'd; 
Wook UwU that you UwU take x3 upon you as you shouwd. 
You undewstand uWu me, sir. ^w^ So uWu shaww you stay 
;;w;; Tiww you ^.^ have x3 donye >_> youw ^-^ businyess in OwO the :33 city. 
>w< If :3 this >w< be court'sy, ;;w;; siw, accept >_> of it. 
OwO PEDANT. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, I do; ÚwÚ and uWu wiww wepute you >w< evew 
The patron >_> of my life ÚwÚ and :33 wibewty. 
TWANyIO. ;;w;; Then >w< go with me ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the matter :33 good. 
This, uWu by OwO the >_< way, I let you undewstand: 
UwU My fathew :3 is here ^.^ wook'd uWu fow every :3 day 
ÚwÚ To xDD pass assuwance >_> of :3 a dow'r in mawwiage 
'Twixt me ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye >_< Baptista's daughter here. 
UwU In >w< aww ^.^ these UwU ciwcumstances I'll uWu instwuct you. 
uWu Go with me ^-^ to cwothe you as >_< becomes you. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
>w< PETWUCHIO'S house 

x3 Entew KATHERINA ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ GWUMIO 

UwU GWUMIO. No, no, uWu fowsooth; I dare ^.^ nyot uWu fow my wife. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. The ^-^ mowe my ^.^ wwong, OwO the ^-^ mowe his ^-^ spite ^.^ appeaws. 
>_> What, >_> did ^.^ he ÚwÚ mawwy me ^-^ to :3 famish x3 me? 
x3 Beggaws UwU that come x3 unto my >_< fathew's xDD doow 
:3 Upon ^.^ entweaty ^.^ have :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent ;;w;; awms; 
>w< If ;;w;; nyot, ewsewhewe uWu they ^.^ meet with :33 chawity; 
But OwO I, ^-^ who never knew how ^-^ to >w< entweat, 
Nyow never nyeeded UwU that I shouwd >w< entweat, 
OwO Am >w< stawv'd uWu fow ^.^ meat, x3 giddy uWu fow wack >_> of sleep; 
x3 With oaths ^-^ kept ;;w;; waking, ÚwÚ and with ^w^ bwawwing ;;w;; fed; 
And UwU that ;;w;; which ;;w;; spites me ^-^ mowe than >w< aww ^.^ these xDD wants- 
ÚwÚ He OwO does ^.^ it uWu undew name >_> of pewfect :33 wuv; 
UwU As ^-^ who shouwd ÚwÚ say, ^-^ if I shouwd ;;w;; sweep ^w^ ow >w< eat, 
'Twewe >_> deadwy sicknyess ^w^ ow ewse ÚwÚ pwesent :33 death. 
I ÚwÚ pwithee >w< go ÚwÚ and >_< get me >w< some uWu wepast; 
I cawe ^.^ nyot what, OwO so ^.^ it >w< be >_> whowesome food. 
UwU GWUMIO. What uWu say you ^-^ to :3 a ^.^ nyeat's ^.^ foot? 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. ^.^ 'Tis >_< passing >w< good; I ÚwÚ pwithee let me ^.^ have it. 
UwU GWUMIO. I ;;w;; feaw ^.^ it :3 is xDD too ^w^ chowewic :3 a meat. 
OwO How uWu say you ^-^ to :3 a UwU fat twipe finely broil'd? 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. I >_< wike ^.^ it ;;w;; weww; good Gwumio, ÚwÚ fetch ^.^ it >_> me. 
UwU GWUMIO. I cannyot UwU teww; I ;;w;; feaw 'tis choleric. 
What uWu say you ^-^ to :3 a piece >_> of >_< beef ÚwÚ and ^.^ mustawd? 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. OwO A dish UwU that I ^-^ do love ^-^ to :33 feed upon. 
UwU GWUMIO. >w< Ay, uWu but OwO the :33 mustawd :3 is xDD too ^.^ hot :3 a ^-^ wittwe. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. UwU Why then OwO the ^w^ beef, ÚwÚ and let OwO the :33 mustawd ^-^ west. 
UwU GWUMIO. ;;w;; Nyay, then I uWu wiww not; you uWu shaww ^.^ have OwO the OwO mustawd, 
Ow ewse you >_< get nyo >_< beef >_> of :3 Gwumio. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. ;;w;; Then ^.^ both, ^w^ ow one, ^w^ ow ^w^ anything :3 thou wilt. 
UwU GWUMIO. UwU Why then OwO the :33 mustawd ^-^ without OwO the ^-^ beef. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. Go, >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone, :3 thou false >_> dewuding slave, 
[Beats xDD him] 
:33 That ÚwÚ feed'st me with OwO the vewy name >_> of meat. 
Sorrow uWu on ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ pack >_> of you 
:33 That ;;w;; twiumph ;;w;; thus x3 upon my xDD misewy! 
Go, >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone, I >w< say. 

x3 Entew PETWUCHIO, ÚwÚ and ^.^ HOWTENSIO with meat 

^-^ PETWUCHIO. OwO How fares my Kate? >_> What, UwU sweeting, >w< aww :3 amowt? 
HOWTENSIO. Mistwess, what cheer? 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. OwO Faith, as x3 cowd as can UwU be. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. :33 Pwuck OwO up >w< thy spiwits, ÚwÚ wook x3 cheewfuwwy x3 upon >_> me. 
Here, love, :3 thou >w< seest how :3 diwigent I OwO am, 
ÚwÚ To dwess >w< thy meat ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ and bwing ^.^ it thee. 
I x3 am ;;w;; suwe, ^w^ sweet x3 Kate, :3 this >_> kindnyess merits :33 thanks. 
>_> What, ^.^ nyot :3 a UwU wowd? ;;w;; Nyay, then :3 thou lov'st ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, 
And >w< aww my x3 pains :3 is uWu sowted ^-^ to nyo proof. 
Here, UwU take away :3 this dish. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. I pray you, let ^.^ it :3 stand. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. The ^-^ poowest service :3 is wepaid with :3 thanks; 
And OwO so uWu shaww ÚwÚ minye, before you ^.^ touch OwO the meat. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. I :3 thank you, sir. 
HOWTENSIO. UwU Signyiow Petruchio, fie! you awe ^-^ to blame. 
^w^ Come, ^w^ Mistwess x3 Kate, I'll bear you :33 company. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^-^ [Aside] x3 Eat ^.^ it OwO up aww, Howtensio, ^-^ if :3 thou wuvst me.- 
^.^ Much good ^-^ do ^.^ it x3 unto >w< thy gentwe >_< heawt! 
x3 Kate, xDD eat >_< apace. And nyow, my honey love, 
uWu Wiww ^-^ we xDD wetuwn x3 unto >w< thy >_< fathew's house 
And revel ^.^ it as bravely as OwO the best, 
x3 With silken ;;w;; coats ÚwÚ and :33 caps, ÚwÚ and gowden UwU wings, 
x3 With :33 wuffs ÚwÚ and ^.^ cuffs ÚwÚ and fawthingawes ÚwÚ and OwO things, 
x3 With scarfs ÚwÚ and xDD fans ÚwÚ and double >_> change >_> of ^-^ bwav'wy. 
x3 With amber ^-^ bwacewets, x3 beads, ÚwÚ and >w< aww :3 this knav'ry. 
>_> What, x3 hast :3 thou din'd? The >_> taiwow ^w^ stays >w< thy leisure, 
ÚwÚ To xDD deck >w< thy ÚwÚ body with his wuffwing >w< tweasuwe. 

x3 Entew TAILOR 

^w^ Come, taiwow, let OwO us UwU see ^.^ these ÚwÚ ownyaments; 
>w< Way :3 fowth OwO the >_< gown. 

x3 Entew HABERDASHER 

What UwU nyews with you, sir? 
UwU HABEWDASHEW. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ cap >_> youw wowship >_> did ;;w;; bespeak. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ mouwded uWu on :3 a powwingew; 
OwO A OwO vewvet dish. :33 Fie, fie! 'tis :3 wewd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fiwthy; 
ÚwÚ Why, 'tis :3 a cockle ^w^ ow :3 a walnut-shell, 
OwO A UwU knyack, :3 a OwO toy, :3 a uWu twick, :3 a ;;w;; baby's cap. 
:3 Away with it. ^w^ Come, let me ^.^ have :3 a UwU biggew. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. I'll ^.^ have nyo bigger; :3 this doth x3 fit OwO the UwU time, 
And ^.^ gentwewomen wear such :33 caps as :3 these. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. When you awe gentle, you uWu shaww ^.^ have ^-^ onye UwU too, 
And ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ tiww xDD then. 
HOWTENSIO. ^-^ [Aside] :33 That uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be in UwU haste. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, I xDD twust I ^-^ may ^.^ have xDD weave ^-^ to >_< speak; 
And speak I uWu wiww. I x3 am nyo OwO chiwd, nyo ;;w;; babe. 
Your x3 bettews ^.^ have enduw'd me uWu say my UwU mind, 
And ^-^ if you :33 cannyot, :33 best you xDD stop >_> youw x3 eaws. 
UwU My :33 tongue uWu wiww tell OwO the :3 angew >_> of my xDD heawt, 
Ow ewse my xDD heawt, >w< conceawing it, uWu wiww bweak; 
And wathew than ^.^ it ^-^ shaww, I uWu wiww >w< be free 
>_< Even ^-^ to OwO the xDD uttewmost, as I please, in wowds. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou xDD say'st true; ^.^ it :3 is :3 a pawtwy xDD cap, 
OwO A :33 custawd-coffin, :3 a bauble, :3 a silken pie; 
I love ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww in UwU that :3 thou lik'st ^.^ it not. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. ^-^ Wuv me ^w^ ow love me ;;w;; nyot, I >_< wike OwO the xDD cap; 
And ^.^ it I uWu wiww x3 have, ^w^ ow I uWu wiww ^.^ have none. Exit HABERDASHER 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. x3 Thy uWu gown? ÚwÚ Why, >_> ay. ^w^ Come, taiwow, let OwO us ÚwÚ see't. 
:3 O >w< mewcy, God! what masquing stuff :3 is hewe? 
What's uWu this? OwO A >w< sweeve? ^.^ 'Tis >_< wike :3 a demi-cannyon. 
>_> What, OwO up ÚwÚ and down, carv'd >_< wike OwO an appwetawt? 
Here's snip ÚwÚ and uWu nyip ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cut ÚwÚ and >w< swish ÚwÚ and swash, 
;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a ÚwÚ censew in :3 a ^-^ bawbew's :3 shop. 
ÚwÚ Why, what :3 a devil's uWu nyame, taiwow, ^.^ caww'st :3 thou uWu this? 
HOWTENSIO. ^-^ [Aside] I UwU see she's >_< wike ^-^ to ^.^ have neither ÚwÚ cap :3 nyow >_< gown. 
x3 TAIWOW. You ;;w;; bid me ^-^ make ^.^ it >_> owdewwy ÚwÚ and well, 
>_> Accowding ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ fashion ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD time. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. x3 Mawwy, ÚwÚ and did; uWu but ^-^ if you >w< be ;;w;; wememb'wed, 
I >_> did ^.^ nyot ;;w;; bid you mar ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the xDD time. 
Go, :33 hop me xDD uvw every ;;w;; kennyew home, 
>_< Fow you uWu shaww :33 hop ^-^ without my :33 custom, sir. 
I'll UwU nyonye >_> of xDD it; OwO hence! ^-^ make >_> youw :33 best >_> of it. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. I never ^-^ saw :3 a better fashion'd >_< gown, 
Mowe ^w^ quaint, ^-^ mowe pleasing, :3 nyow ^-^ mowe commendabwe; 
Belike you UwU mean ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a xDD puppet >_> of >_> me. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. ÚwÚ Why, true; ^.^ he :3 means ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a xDD puppet >_> of thee. 
x3 TAIWOW. She :33 says >_> youw wowship :3 means ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a xDD puppet >_> of :3 hew. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. :3 O monstrous arrogance! Thou wiest, :3 thou thwead, :3 thou 
thimbwe, 
Thou xDD yawd, three-quarters, hawf-yawd, quarter, >_< nyaiw, 
Thou x3 fwea, :3 thou uWu nyit, :3 thou winter-cricket ;;w;; thou- 
ÚwÚ Bwav'd in >_< minye >_> own house with :3 a ;;w;; skein >_> of >_< thwead! 
Away, :3 thou :3 wag, :3 thou UwU quantity, :3 thou x3 wemnyant; 
Ow I uWu shaww OwO so bemete ÚwÚ thee with >w< thy x3 yawd 
UwU As :3 thou ^-^ shawt ÚwÚ think uWu on prating UwU whiwst :3 thou liv'st! 
I tell ^.^ thee, OwO I, UwU that :3 thou x3 hast >_> maww'd xDD hew >_< gown. 
x3 TAIWOW. Your wowship :3 is ^-^ deceiv'd; OwO the UwU gown :3 is :3 made 
>w< Just as my ^w^ mastew xDD had uWu diwection. 
^-^ Gwumio >_> gave owdew how ^.^ it shouwd >w< be >w< donye. 
UwU GWUMIO. I >_> gave him nyo OwO owdew; I >_> gave him OwO the >_< stuff. 
x3 TAIWOW. But how >_> did you desiwe ^.^ it shouwd >w< be xDD made? 
UwU GWUMIO. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, with xDD nyeedwe ÚwÚ and >w< thwead. 
x3 TAIWOW. But >_> did you ^.^ nyot xDD wequest ^-^ to ^.^ have ^.^ it cut? 
UwU GWUMIO. Thou x3 hast ^-^ fac'd many ;;w;; things. 
x3 TAIWOW. I have. 
UwU GWUMIO. Face ^.^ nyot >_> me. Thou x3 hast brav'd many ^w^ men; bwave ^.^ nyot >_> me. I 
uWu wiww neither >w< be ^-^ fac'd :3 nyow >w< bwav'd. I uWu say x3 unto ^.^ thee, I ;;w;; bid >w< thy 
^w^ mastew ÚwÚ cut >_< out OwO the UwU gown; uWu but I >_> did ^.^ nyot ;;w;; bid him ÚwÚ cut ^.^ it ^-^ to ÚwÚ pieces. 
:33 Ewgo, :3 thou ^w^ wiest. 
x3 TAIWOW. ÚwÚ Why, here :3 is OwO the ^-^ nyote >_> of OwO the ^.^ fashion ^-^ to >w< testify. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. x3 Wead it. 
UwU GWUMIO. The ^-^ nyote :3 wies :33 in's ÚwÚ thwoat, ^-^ if ^.^ he uWu say I ^w^ said ÚwÚ so. 
x3 TAIWOW. ^-^ [Weads] 'Imprimis, :3 a woose-bodied gown'- 
UwU GWUMIO. UwU Mastew, ^-^ if >w< evew I ^w^ said woose-bodied >_< gown, UwU sew me in OwO the 
;;w;; skiwts >_> of ^.^ it ÚwÚ and beat me ^-^ to death with :3 a xDD bottom >_> of xDD bwown UwU bwead; I 
^w^ said :3 a >_< gown. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. :33 Pwoceed. 
x3 TAIWOW. ^-^ [Weads] ^w^ 'With :3 a small compass'd >_> cape'- 
UwU GWUMIO. I x3 confess OwO the >_> cape. 
x3 TAIWOW. ^-^ [Weads] ^w^ 'With :3 a twunk ^.^ sweeve'- 
UwU GWUMIO. I x3 confess two ;;w;; sweeves. 
x3 TAIWOW. ^-^ [Weads] xDD 'The ^-^ sweeves ÚwÚ cuwiouswy cut.' 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. >w< Ay, :33 thewe's OwO the :3 viwwainy. 
UwU GWUMIO. Ewwow >w< i' th' bill, siw; error >w< i' th' >w< biww! I ^w^ commanded OwO the 
^-^ sweeves shouwd >w< be ÚwÚ cut out, ÚwÚ and ^-^ sew'd OwO up ÚwÚ again; ÚwÚ and UwU that I'll 
^w^ pwuv x3 upon ^.^ thee, >w< though >w< thy wittwe fingew >w< be UwU awmed in :3 a thimbwe. 
x3 TAIWOW. :3 This :3 is OwO twue UwU that I ^w^ say; OwO an I xDD had ÚwÚ thee in place where, :3 thou 
shouldst xDD knyow it. 
UwU GWUMIO. I x3 am uWu fow ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; stwaight; UwU take :3 thou OwO the bill, ^w^ give me >w< thy 
xDD meteyawd, ÚwÚ and spawe ^.^ nyot >_> me. 
HOWTENSIO. God-a-mercy, OwO Gwumio! ;;w;; Then ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ have nyo ^w^ odds. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. Weww, ;;w;; siw, in brief, OwO the UwU gown :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu fow >_> me. 
UwU GWUMIO. You awe >w< i' th' >_< wight, siw; 'tis uWu fow my OwO mistwess. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. Go, UwU take ^.^ it OwO up x3 unto >w< thy >_< mastew's use. 
UwU GWUMIO. ^-^ Viwwain, ^.^ nyot uWu fow >w< thy life! ;;w;; Take OwO up my x3 mistwess' UwU gown uWu fow 
>w< thy >_< mastew's :3 use! 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ what's >_> youw uWu conceit in ÚwÚ that? 
UwU GWUMIO. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, OwO the uWu conceit :3 is uWu deepew than you ÚwÚ think OwO fow. 
;;w;; Take OwO up my x3 mistwess' UwU gown ^-^ to his >_< mastew's :3 use! 
:3 O ^.^ fie, ^.^ fie, fie! 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^-^ [Aside] Howtensio, uWu say :3 thou xDD wiwt UwU see OwO the >_> taiwow >_> paid.- 
uWu Go UwU take ^.^ it >_> hence; >w< be gone, ÚwÚ and uWu say nyo more. 
HOWTENSIO. :3 Taiwow, I'll pay ÚwÚ thee uWu fow >w< thy UwU gown to-morrow; 
;;w;; Take nyo unkindness >_> of his ^-^ hasty wowds. 
Away, I ^w^ say; ÚwÚ commend me ^-^ to >w< thy mastew. Exit TAILOR 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. Weww, xDD come, my OwO Kate; ^-^ we uWu wiww x3 unto >_> youw >_< fathew's 
>_< Even in ^.^ these >w< honyest UwU mean habiliments; 
Our :3 puwses uWu shaww >w< be proud, ^-^ ouw garments >_< poow; 
>_< Fow 'tis OwO the :33 mind UwU that makes OwO the ÚwÚ body rich; 
And as OwO the >_< sun bweaks OwO thwough OwO the ^.^ dawkest ÚwÚ cwouds, 
^w^ So uWu honyouw x3 peeweth in OwO the UwU meanyest ÚwÚ habit. 
>_> What, :3 is OwO the >_> jay ^-^ mowe pwecious than OwO the lark 
xDD Because his ÚwÚ feathews awe ^-^ mowe ^w^ beautifuw? 
Ow :3 is OwO the x3 addew better than OwO the ^.^ eew 
xDD Because his ^w^ painted ^.^ skin uWu contents OwO the x3 eye? 
:3 O no, good OwO Kate; neither art :3 thou OwO the >_< wowse 
>_< Fow :3 this UwU poow x3 fuwnyituwe ÚwÚ and UwU mean array. 
>w< If :3 thou uWu account'st ^.^ it shame, uWu way ^.^ it uWu on me; 
And OwO thewefowe >_> fwowic; ^-^ we uWu wiww x3 hence >_> fowthwith 
ÚwÚ To feast ÚwÚ and uWu spowt OwO us at >w< thy >_< fathew's >_< house. 
uWu Go caww my ^-^ men, ÚwÚ and let OwO us straight ^-^ to him; 
And bwing ^-^ ouw howses x3 unto >_> Wong-wanye :3 end; 
Thewe uWu wiww ^-^ we >_< mount, ÚwÚ and thithew ÚwÚ wawk uWu on foot. 
Let's xDD see; I ÚwÚ think 'tis :3 nyow >w< some :3 seven o'cwock, 
And ;;w;; weww ^-^ we ^-^ may come there uWu by dinner-time. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. I dare assuwe you, ;;w;; siw, 'tis ^w^ awmost ^-^ two, 
And 'twill >w< be supper-time ewe you come ^.^ thewe. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be :3 seven ewe I >w< go ^-^ to ÚwÚ howse. 
Wook what I ÚwÚ speak, ^w^ ow uWu do, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ think ^-^ to uWu do, 
You awe still crossing it. >w< Siws, let 't alone; 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< go ^-^ to-day; ÚwÚ and ewe I uWu do, 
^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be what o'cwock I uWu say ^.^ it is. 
HOWTENSIO. ÚwÚ Why, OwO so :3 this x3 gawwant uWu wiww xDD command OwO the OwO sun. 
>_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
uWu Padua. Before BAPTISTA'S house 

x3 Entew ^-^ TWANyIO as ^w^ WUCENTIO, ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; PEDANT dressed >_< wike VINCENTIO 

TWANyIO. >_> Siw, :3 this :3 is OwO the >_< house; >w< pwease ^.^ it you UwU that I ^-^ caww? 
OwO PEDANT. >w< Ay, what xDD ewse? And, uWu but I >w< be :3 deceived, 
UwU Signyiow >_< Baptista ^-^ may wemembew me 
Near twenty years >_< ago in uWu Genyoa, 
:3 Whewe ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe OwO wodgews at OwO the ÚwÚ Pegasus. 
TWANyIO. ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ and howd >_> youw own, in ^-^ any ^-^ case, 
x3 With such austewity as OwO wongeth ^-^ to :3 a father. 

x3 Entew xDD BIONDEWWO 

OwO PEDANT. I ;;w;; wawwant you. But, ;;w;; siw, here comes >_> youw >w< boy; 
'Twewe good ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe x3 schoow'd. 
TWANyIO. OwO Feaw you ^.^ nyot >_> him. Sirrah >_> Biondewwo, 
Nyow ^-^ do >_> youw >_> duty ;;w;; thwoughwy, I :33 advise you. 
:33 Imaginye 'twere OwO the ^.^ wight ^-^ Vincentio. 
BIONDELLO. UwU Tut, ;;w;; feaw ^.^ nyot >_> me. 
TWANyIO. But x3 hast :3 thou x3 donye >w< thy ewwand ^-^ to ÚwÚ Baptista? 
BIONDELLO. I told him UwU that >_> youw fathew ÚwÚ was at >_> Venyice, 
And UwU that you ^.^ wook'd uWu fow him :3 this :3 day in uWu Padua. 
TWANyIO. xDD Th'awt :3 a taww fellow; howd ÚwÚ thee UwU that ^-^ to drink. 
;;w;; Hewe comes :33 Baptista. ÚwÚ Set >_> youw countenyance, sir. 

x3 Entew x3 BAPTISTA, ÚwÚ and WUCENTIO as ÚwÚ CAMBIO 

UwU Signyiow >w< Baptista, you awe UwU happiwy :33 met. 
uWu [To ÚwÚ To OwO the >_< PEDANT] >_> Siw, :3 this :3 is OwO the ^-^ gentweman I told you >w< of; 
I pray you ^.^ stand good fathew ^-^ to me UwU nyow; 
>w< Give me ;;w;; Bianca uWu fow my patwimony. 
OwO PEDANT. >_< Soft, >_< son! 
>_> Siw, uWu by >_> youw weave: having come ^-^ to xDD Padua 
ÚwÚ To x3 gathew in >w< some debts, my :3 son xDD Wucentio 
^w^ Made me acquainted with :3 a ^-^ weighty cause 
x3 Of love :3 between >_> youw daughter ÚwÚ and ;;w;; himsewf; 
And- uWu fow OwO the good wepowt I hear >_> of you, 
And uWu fow OwO the love ^.^ he >_> beaweth ^-^ to >_> youw >_> daughtew, 
And ^.^ she ^-^ to x3 him- ^-^ to stay him ^.^ nyot xDD too long, 
I x3 am >_< content, in :3 a good >_< fathew's cawe, 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have him ;;w;; match'd; :3 and, ^-^ if you >w< pwease ^-^ to >_< wike 
:3 Nyo >_< wowse than OwO I, x3 upon >w< some agreement 
>w< Me uWu shaww you find ready ÚwÚ and willing 
x3 With ^-^ onye consent ^-^ to ^.^ have xDD hew OwO so ÚwÚ bestow'd; 
>_< Fow uWu cuwious I cannyot >w< be with you, 
UwU Signyiow >w< Baptista, >_> of xDD whom I hear OwO so :33 weww. 
>_> BAPTISTA. >_> Siw, pawdon me in what I ^.^ have ^-^ to >w< say. 
Your :3 pwainnyess ÚwÚ and >_> youw shortness >w< pwease me :33 weww. 
Wight OwO twue ^.^ it :3 is >_> youw :3 son xDD Wucentio here 
^-^ Doth love my >_> daughtew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she wuvth ^w^ him, 
Ow uWu both dissembwe >_< deepwy theiw affections; 
And ^.^ thewefowe, ^-^ if you uWu say nyo ^-^ mowe than this, 
:33 That >_< wike :3 a fathew you uWu wiww ^-^ deaw with ^w^ him, 
And xDD pass my daughter :3 a uWu sufficient ^-^ dowew, 
The ^-^ match :3 is made, ÚwÚ and >w< aww :3 is donye- 
Your :3 son uWu shaww ^.^ have my daughter with consent. 
TWANyIO. I :3 thank you, sir. :3 Whewe then ^-^ do you xDD knyow :33 best 
We >w< be xDD affied, ÚwÚ and such assuwance ta'en 
UwU As uWu shaww with ;;w;; eithew :33 pawt's agreement ÚwÚ stand? 
>_> BAPTISTA. :3 Nyot in my OwO house, :33 Wucentio, uWu fow you xDD knyow 
Pitchews ^.^ have eaws, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have many sewvants; 
UwU Besides, ^.^ owd >_> Gwemio :3 is heawk'nying stiww, 
And UwU happiwy ^-^ we UwU might >w< be interrupted. 
TWANyIO. ;;w;; Then at my ÚwÚ wodging, OwO an ^.^ it >_< wike you. 
Thewe doth my fathew >_> wie; ÚwÚ and there :3 this night 
>w< We'ww xDD pass OwO the ^-^ businyess pwivatewy ÚwÚ and :33 weww. 
>_> Send uWu fow >_> youw daughter uWu by >_> youw ^-^ sewvant xDD hewe; 
UwU My :3 boy uWu shaww ÚwÚ fetch OwO the scrivener >_> pwesentwy. 
The wowst :3 is this, UwU that at OwO so x3 swendew wawnying 
You awe >_< wike ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 a xDD thin ÚwÚ and x3 swendew :33 pittance. 
>_> BAPTISTA. ^w^ It wikes me :33 weww. UwU Cambio, UwU hie you home, 
And ;;w;; bid ;;w;; Bianca ^-^ make xDD hew ready ;;w;; stwaight; 
And, ^-^ if you wiww, tell what ;;w;; hath :3 happenyed- 
^.^ Wucentio's fathew :3 is awwiv'd in >w< Padua, 
And how she's >_< wike ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ Wucentio's wife. Exit WUCENTIO 
BIONDELLO. I pray OwO the UwU gods ^.^ she >w< may, with >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. 
TWANyIO. ^.^ Dawwy ^.^ nyot with OwO the >_< gods, uWu but >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone. 
Exit xDD BIONDEWWO 
UwU Signyiow >w< Baptista, uWu shaww I ;;w;; wead OwO the ^w^ way? 
^-^ Wewcome! >_< Onye UwU mess :3 is >_< wike ^-^ to >w< be >_> youw cheer; 
^w^ Come, siw; ^-^ we uWu wiww better ^.^ it in Pisa. 
>_> BAPTISTA. I follow you. >_< Exeunt 

;;w;; We-entew WUCENTIO as xDD CAMBIO, ÚwÚ and xDD BIONDEWWO 

BIONDELLO. :3 Cambio. 
UwU WUCENTIO. What xDD say'st thou, Biondello? 
BIONDELLO. You ^-^ saw my ^w^ mastew :3 wink ÚwÚ and waugh x3 upon you? 
UwU WUCENTIO. >_> Biondewwo, what >_> of ÚwÚ that? 
BIONDELLO. OwO Faith, OwO nyothing; uWu but >_> has weft me here >_> behind ^-^ to uWu expound 
OwO the meaning ^w^ ow :33 mowaw >_> of his signs ÚwÚ and tokens. 
UwU WUCENTIO. I pray ÚwÚ thee uWu mowawize ^.^ them. 
BIONDELLO. ;;w;; Then ^.^ thus: >_< Baptista :3 is xDD safe, >_> tawking with OwO the OwO deceiving 
fathew >_> of :3 a x3 deceitfuw :33 son. 
UwU WUCENTIO. And what >_> of OwO him? 
BIONDELLO. His daughter :3 is ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ bwought uWu by you ^-^ to OwO the >_< suppew. 
UwU WUCENTIO. And ^.^ then? 
BIONDELLO. The ^.^ owd pwiest at x3 Saint Luke's church :3 is at >_> youw xDD command 
at >w< aww OwO houws. 
UwU WUCENTIO. And what >_> of >w< aww uWu this? 
BIONDELLO. I cannyot >_< teww, ^-^ except uWu they awe :33 busied about :3 a 
>w< countewfeit assurance. ;;w;; Take >_> youw assuwance >_> of UwU hew, ;;w;; cum privilegio 
:33 ad ^-^ impwimendum solum; ^-^ to th' church UwU take OwO the :33 pwiest, OwO cwewk, ÚwÚ and 
>w< some uWu sufficient >w< honyest x3 witnyesses. 
>w< If :3 this >w< be ^.^ nyot UwU that you ÚwÚ wook for, I ^.^ have ^-^ mowe ^-^ to ÚwÚ say, 
But ;;w;; bid ;;w;; Bianca faweweww uWu fow >w< evew ÚwÚ and :3 a day. 
UwU WUCENTIO. >_> Heaw'st thou, Biondello? 
BIONDELLO. I cannyot tarry. I knew :3 a wench married in OwO an afternoon 
as ^.^ she went ^-^ to OwO the garden uWu fow pawswey ^-^ to stuff :3 a rabbit; ÚwÚ and OwO so 
^-^ may you, siw; ÚwÚ and OwO so OwO adieu, sir. UwU My ^w^ mastew ;;w;; hath appointed me ^-^ to 
>w< go ^-^ to x3 Saint Luke's ^-^ to ;;w;; bid OwO the pwiest >w< be ready ^-^ to come x3 against you 
come with >_> youw appendix. 
Exit 
UwU WUCENTIO. I ^-^ may ÚwÚ and wiww, ^-^ if ^.^ she >w< be OwO so ;;w;; contented. 
She uWu wiww >w< be pleas'd; then xDD whewefowe shouwd I doubt? 
x3 Hap what :3 hap >w< may, I'll ^.^ woundwy >w< go about UwU hew; 
^w^ It uWu shaww >w< go ^-^ hawd ^-^ if ÚwÚ Cambio >w< go ^-^ without :3 hew. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE :3 V. 
OwO A uWu pubwic woad 

x3 Entew PETWUCHIO, >_> KATHEWINyA, HOWTENSIO, ÚwÚ and UwU SEWVANTS 

^-^ PETWUCHIO. Come OwO on, :3 a God's ;;w;; nyame; UwU once ^-^ mowe towawd ^-^ ouw ;;w;; fathew's. 
Good :3 Wowd, how UwU bwight ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ goodwy uWu shinyes OwO the x3 moon! 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. The ^.^ moon? The sun! ^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO moonwight OwO nyow. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. I uWu say ^.^ it :3 is OwO the ^-^ moon UwU that uWu shinyes OwO so bwight. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. I xDD knyow ^.^ it :3 is OwO the >_< sun UwU that uWu shinyes OwO so bwight. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. Nyow uWu by my >_> mothew's UwU son, ÚwÚ and that's ÚwÚ mysewf, 
^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ moon, ^w^ ow >_< staw, ^w^ ow what I wist, 
Ow ewe I journey ^-^ to >_> youw >_< fathew's >_< house. 
uWu Go uWu on ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fetch ^-^ ouw howses xDD back again. 
;;w;; Evewmowe ;;w;; cwoss'd ÚwÚ and :3 cwoss'd; nyothing uWu but cwoss'd! 
HOWTENSIO. Say as ^.^ he uWu says, ^w^ ow ^-^ we uWu shaww never ^.^ go. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. uWu Fowwawd, I pray, >_< since ^-^ we ^.^ have come OwO so :33 faw, 
And >w< be ^.^ it ^w^ moon, ^w^ ow >_> sun, ^w^ ow what you pwease; 
And ^-^ if you >w< pwease ^-^ to caww ^.^ it :3 a rush-candle, 
:33 Hencefowth I x3 vow ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be OwO so uWu fow >_> me. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. I uWu say ^.^ it :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ moon. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. I xDD knyow ^.^ it :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ moon. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. ;;w;; Nyay, then you >_> wie; ^.^ it :3 is OwO the bwessed OwO sun. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. >_> Then, :3 God >w< be bwess'd, ^.^ it :3 is OwO the bwessed ;;w;; sun; 
But >_< sun ^.^ it :3 is ;;w;; nyot, when you uWu say ^.^ it :3 is not; 
And OwO the ^-^ moon x3 changes x3 even as >_> youw mind. 
What you uWu wiww ^.^ have ^.^ it uWu nyam'd, x3 even UwU that ^.^ it ;;w;; is, 
And OwO so ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be OwO so uWu fow >w< Kathewinye. 
HOWTENSIO. Petruchio, >w< go >w< thy :33 ways, OwO the field :3 is x3 won. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. Weww, x3 fowwawd, UwU fowwawd! ;;w;; thus OwO the boww shouwd ^-^ wun, 
And ^.^ nyot unwuckiwy x3 against OwO the bias. 
But, ^.^ soft! >w< Company :3 is UwU coming here. 

x3 Entew VINCENTIO 

uWu [To ÚwÚ VINCENTIO] xDD Good-mowwow, gentwe UwU mistwess; xDD whewe xDD away?- 
>_> Teww uWu me, ^w^ sweet x3 Kate, ÚwÚ and tell me ^.^ twuwy UwU too, 
xDD Hast :3 thou x3 behewd :3 a fresher gentlewoman? 
Such OwO waw >_> of >_> white ÚwÚ and wed within xDD hew cheeks! 
What x3 staws ^-^ do >_> spangwe >w< heaven with such x3 beauty 
UwU As x3 those two eyes ÚwÚ become UwU that ^w^ heavenwy face? 
^-^ Faiw UwU wuvwy ;;w;; maid, UwU once ^-^ mowe good :3 day ^-^ to thee. 
^.^ Sweet x3 Kate, ^w^ embwace xDD hew uWu fow xDD hew beauty's sake. 
HOWTENSIO. 'A uWu wiww ^-^ make OwO the man >_< mad, ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a ^-^ woman >_> of >_> him. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. Young uWu budding UwU viwgin, fair ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sweet, 
Whither ^w^ away, ^w^ ow xDD whewe :3 is >w< thy :3 abode? 
x3 Happy OwO the parents >_> of OwO so fair :3 a x3 chiwd; 
Happiew OwO the man xDD whom favourable x3 staws 
^w^ Awwots ÚwÚ thee uWu fow his UwU wuvwy :3 bed-fewwow. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, x3 Kate, I >w< hope :3 thou art ^.^ nyot uWu mad! 
:3 This :3 is :3 a man, >_> owd, ÚwÚ wwinkwed, UwU faded, withewed, 
And ^.^ nyot :3 a >_> maiden, as :3 thou sayst ^.^ he is. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. >_> Pawdon, ^.^ owd fathew, my mistaking >_> eyes, 
:33 That ^.^ have >_< been OwO so UwU bedazzwed with OwO the >_< sun 
:33 That OwO evewything I ÚwÚ wook uWu on seemeth gween; 
Nyow I pewceive :3 thou art :3 a OwO wevewend father. 
>_> Pawdon, I pray ^.^ thee, uWu fow my mad mistaking. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. uWu Do, good ^.^ owd grandsire, ÚwÚ and withaw ^-^ make OwO knyown 
^w^ Which uWu way :3 thou >_< twavewwest- ^-^ if ÚwÚ awong with >w< us, 
We uWu shaww >w< be >_< joyfuw >_> of >w< thy :33 company. 
uWu VINCENTIO. ^-^ Faiw ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and you my >_> mewwy mistress, 
:33 That with >_> youw ÚwÚ stwange uWu encountew >w< much >w< amaz'd uWu me, 
UwU My name :3 is xDD caww'd uWu Vincentio, my dwelling >w< Pisa, 
And bound I x3 am ^-^ to >w< Padua, there ^-^ to >w< visit 
OwO A :3 son >_> of ÚwÚ minye, ;;w;; which wong I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot xDD seen. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. What :3 is his name? 
uWu VINCENTIO. :33 Wucentio, gentwe sir. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. uWu Happiwy OwO met; OwO the happier uWu fow >w< thy :33 son. 
And :3 nyow uWu by waw, as ;;w;; weww as OwO wevewend ^-^ age, 
I ^-^ may entitle ÚwÚ thee my :33 woving father: 
The ^-^ sistew ^-^ to my xDD wife, :3 this ^-^ gentwewoman, 
x3 Thy :3 son uWu by :3 this ;;w;; hath :3 mawwied. uWu Wondew ;;w;; nyot, 
Nyow >w< be ^.^ nyot ^w^ gwieved- ^.^ she :3 is >_> of good ;;w;; esteem, 
Her dowwy weawthy, ÚwÚ and >_> of >w< wowthy birth; 
Beside, OwO so :33 quawified as ^-^ may beseem 
The xDD spouse >_> of ^-^ any x3 nyobwe gentleman. 
>_> Wet me ^w^ embwace with ^.^ owd Vincentio; 
And ÚwÚ wandew ^-^ we ^-^ to UwU see >w< thy >w< honyest UwU son, 
OwO Who uWu wiww >_> of >w< thy >_< awwivaw >w< be :33 fuww xDD joyous. 
uWu VINCENTIO. But :3 is :3 this true; ^w^ ow :3 is ^.^ it ewse >_> youw pweasuwe, 
;;w;; Wike >_> pweasant travellers, ^-^ to >_< bweak :3 a ÚwÚ jest 
:3 Upon OwO the >_> company you ;;w;; uvwtake? 
HOWTENSIO. I ^-^ do assuwe ^.^ thee, fathew, OwO so ^.^ it is. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^w^ Come, >w< go awong, ÚwÚ and UwU see OwO the >w< twuth heweof; 
>_< Fow ^-^ ouw ^.^ fiwst mewwiment ;;w;; hath :3 made ÚwÚ thee jeawous. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but ^.^ HOWTENSIO 
HOWTENSIO. Weww, Petruchio, :3 this >_> has >w< put me in ÚwÚ heawt. 
>_< Have ^-^ to my >w< widow; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if ^.^ she >w< be :3 fwowawd, 
;;w;; Then x3 hast :3 thou ^w^ taught ;;w;; Howtensio ^-^ to >w< be untoward. Exit 




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^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
uWu Padua. Before ^w^ WUCENTIO'S house 

x3 Entew BIONDELLO, ^w^ WUCENTIO, ÚwÚ and BIANCA; uWu GWEMIO :3 is >_< out before 

BIONDELLO. uWu Softwy ÚwÚ and x3 swiftwy, ;;w;; siw, uWu fow OwO the pwiest :3 is weady. 
UwU WUCENTIO. I fly, Biondewwo; uWu but uWu they ^-^ may uWu chance ^-^ to :3 nyeed OwO the at 
home, OwO thewefowe xDD weave ÚwÚ us. 
BIONDELLO. ;;w;; Nyay, :33 faith, I'll UwU see OwO the church :3 a >_> youw ^w^ back, ÚwÚ and then 
come xDD back ^-^ to my >_< mastew's as >_> soon as I ^.^ can. 
>_< Exeunt ^w^ WUCENTIO, BIANCA, ÚwÚ and xDD BIONDEWWO 
;;w;; GWEMIO. I x3 mawvew ÚwÚ Cambio comes ^.^ nyot >w< aww :3 this ;;w;; whiwe. 

x3 Entew PETWUCHIO, >_> KATHEWINyA, VINCENTIO, GRUMIO, 
ÚwÚ and ^-^ ATTENDANTS 

^-^ PETWUCHIO. >_> Siw, >w< hewe's OwO the uWu doow; :3 this :3 is ^.^ Wucentio's >_< house; 
UwU My >_< fathew's uWu beaws ^-^ mowe towawd OwO the mawket-pwace; 
Thithew >w< must OwO I, ÚwÚ and here I xDD weave you, sir. 
uWu VINCENTIO. You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot OwO choose uWu but dwink before you ^.^ go; 
I ÚwÚ think I uWu shaww xDD command >_> youw ^-^ wewcome ;;w;; hewe, 
And uWu by >w< aww ;;w;; wikewihood >w< some :33 cheew :3 is toward. ^.^ [Knyocks] 
;;w;; GWEMIO. They'we busy :3 within; you ;;w;; wewe :33 best xDD knyock louder. 
[PEDANT looks >_< out >_> of OwO the ^w^ window] 
OwO PEDANT. What's ^.^ he UwU that :3 knyocks as ^.^ he would beat ;;w;; down OwO the gate? 
uWu VINCENTIO. ^-^ Is UwU Signyiow xDD Wucentio ÚwÚ within, sir? 
OwO PEDANT. >w< He's ÚwÚ within, ;;w;; siw, uWu but ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be spoken :3 withaw. 
uWu VINCENTIO. What ^-^ if :3 a man bwing him :3 a ^-^ hundwed :3 pound ^w^ ow two ^-^ to ^-^ make 
>_> mewwy UwU withaw? 
OwO PEDANT. Keep >_> youw ^-^ hundwed >w< pounds ^-^ to yourself; ^.^ he uWu shaww :3 nyeed UwU nyonye OwO so 
wong as I wive. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. ;;w;; Nyay, I told you >_> youw :3 son ÚwÚ was ;;w;; weww bewuvd in uWu Padua. Do 
you OwO heaw, sir? ÚwÚ To xDD weave frivolous circumstances, I pray you tell 
UwU Signyiow xDD Wucentio UwU that his fathew :3 is come ^-^ fwom >w< Pisa, ÚwÚ and :3 is here 
at OwO the xDD doow ^-^ to speak with >_> him. 
OwO PEDANT. Thou wiest: his fathew :3 is come ^-^ fwom >w< Padua, ÚwÚ and here looking 
>_< out at OwO the window. 
uWu VINCENTIO. Awt :3 thou his fathew? 
OwO PEDANT. >w< Ay, siw; OwO so his mothew uWu says, ^-^ if I ^-^ may believe :3 hew. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. uWu [To ÚwÚ VINCENTIO] ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, gentweman! 
ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is fwat ;;w;; knyavewy ^-^ to UwU take x3 upon you another ÚwÚ man's >w< nyame. 
OwO PEDANT. >w< Way ^.^ hands uWu on OwO the villain; I believe UwU 'a :3 means ^-^ to >_> cozen 
>_< somebody in :3 this :33 city uWu undew my :3 countenyance. 

;;w;; We-entew xDD BIONDEWWO 

BIONDELLO. I ^.^ have uWu seen them in OwO the church >w< togethew. :3 God ^-^ send >w< 'em 
good ;;w;; shipping! But ^-^ who :3 is hewe? Minye ^.^ owd :3 mastew, ^w^ Vicentio! Nyow ^-^ we 
awe undonye ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwought ^-^ to nothing. 
uWu VINCENTIO. >_< [Seeing BIONDEWWO] Come hithew, ;;w;; cwack-hemp. 
BIONDELLO. I >w< hope I ^-^ may choose, sir. 
uWu VINCENTIO. Come hithew, you >_> wogue. >_> What, ^.^ have you ;;w;; fowgot x3 me? 
BIONDELLO. Fowgot xDD you! No, sir. I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ fowget you, uWu fow I never 
^-^ saw you before in >w< aww my wife. 
uWu VINCENTIO. >_> What, you notorious viwwain, didst :3 thou never UwU see >w< thy 
>_< mastew's fathew, Vincentio? 
BIONDELLO. >_> What, my ^.^ owd x3 wowshipfuw ^.^ owd ^.^ mastew? x3 Yes, >w< mawwy, siw; UwU see 
xDD whewe ^.^ he looks >_< out >_> of OwO the window. 
uWu VINCENTIO. :3 Is't so, ^.^ indeed? :3 [He x3 beats BIONDEWWO] 
BIONDELLO. :3 Hewp, help, :33 hewp! Here's :3 a >_< madman uWu wiww murder >_> me. 
Exit 
OwO PEDANT. :3 Hewp, >_< son! help, UwU Signyiow Baptista! Exit ^-^ fwom :33 abuv 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. Prithee, x3 Kate, wet's ^.^ stand ^w^ aside ÚwÚ and UwU see OwO the ^-^ end >_> of :3 this 
^-^ contwuvwsy. ^.^ [They ^.^ stand aside] 

;;w;; We-entew ;;w;; PEDANT below; x3 BAPTISTA, TRANIO, ÚwÚ and UwU SEWVANTS 

TWANyIO. >_> Siw, what awe you UwU that :3 offew ^-^ to beat my :3 sewvant? 
uWu VINCENTIO. What x3 am OwO I, sir? ;;w;; Nyay, what awe you, sir? :3 O immortal x3 gods! 
:3 O fine viwwain! OwO A silken doublet, :3 a OwO vewvet >_> hose, :3 a uWu scawwet >w< cwoak, 
ÚwÚ and :3 a copatain hat! :33 O, I x3 am :3 undonye! I x3 am :3 undonye! OwO Whiwe I xDD pway OwO the 
good xDD husband at home, my :3 son ÚwÚ and my ^-^ sewvant uWu spend >w< aww at OwO the 
university. 
TWANyIO. OwO How nyow! ^w^ what's OwO the matter? 
>_> BAPTISTA. >_> What, :3 is OwO the man ^w^ wunyatic? 
TWANyIO. >_> Siw, you ÚwÚ seem :3 a :33 sobew ÚwÚ ancient ^-^ gentweman uWu by >_> youw habit, uWu but 
>_> youw uWu wowds show you :3 a madman. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, what OwO 'cewns ^.^ it you ^-^ if I 
wear ;;w;; peaww ÚwÚ and UwU gowd? I :3 thank my good fathew, I x3 am able ^-^ to 
maintain it. 
uWu VINCENTIO. x3 Thy ^-^ fathew! :3 O viwwain! ^.^ he :3 is :3 a saiwmakew in Bewgamo. 
>_> BAPTISTA. You mistake, siw; you mistake, sir. >_> Pway, what ^-^ do you 
ÚwÚ think :3 is his name? 
uWu VINCENTIO. His >_< nyame! UwU As ^-^ if I knew ^.^ nyot his >_< nyame! I ^.^ have ^w^ bwought him 
OwO up >w< evew >_< since ^.^ he ÚwÚ was three years >_> owd, ÚwÚ and his name :3 is xDD Twanyio. 
OwO PEDANT. Away, ^w^ away, mad ^w^ ass! His name :3 is :3 Wucentio; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is >_< minye 
only UwU son, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to OwO the x3 wands >_> of uWu me, UwU Signyiow UwU Vicentio. 
uWu VINCENTIO. ÚwÚ Wucentio! :33 O, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath muwd'wed his >w< mastew! >w< Way howd uWu on 
^w^ him, I chawge you, in OwO the >w< Duke's >w< nyame. :33 O, my UwU son, my >_< son! >_> Teww 
uWu me, :3 thou viwwain, xDD whewe :3 is my UwU son, ^w^ Wucentio? 
TWANyIO. ^-^ Caww :3 fowth OwO an uWu officew. 

x3 Entew ^-^ onye with OwO an xDD OFFICEW 

uWu Cawwy :3 this mad ^.^ knyave ^-^ to OwO the gaow. Father >w< Baptista, I chawge you 
UwU see UwU that ^.^ he >w< be forthcoming. 
uWu VINCENTIO. uWu Cawwy me ^-^ to OwO the gaow! 
;;w;; GWEMIO. >w< Stay, Officer; ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< go ^-^ to prison. 
>_> BAPTISTA. x3 Tawk ;;w;; nyot, UwU Signyiow Gremio; I uWu say ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< go ^-^ to prison. 
;;w;; GWEMIO. ;;w;; Take :3 heed, UwU Signyiow >w< Baptista, west you >w< be cony-catch'd in 
:3 this OwO businyess; I dare uWu sweaw :3 this :3 is OwO the ^.^ wight ^-^ Vincentio. 
OwO PEDANT. OwO Sweaw ^-^ if :3 thou dar'st. 
;;w;; GWEMIO. ;;w;; Nyay, I dare ^.^ nyot uWu sweaw it. 
TWANyIO. ;;w;; Then :3 thou ^w^ wewt :33 best uWu say UwU that I x3 am ^.^ nyot Wucentio. 
;;w;; GWEMIO. x3 Yes, I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to >w< be UwU Signyiow Wucentio. 
>_> BAPTISTA. :3 Away with OwO the dotard; ^-^ to OwO the OwO gaow with :3 him! 
uWu VINCENTIO. ÚwÚ Thus :3 stwangews ^-^ may >w< be ^.^ haw'd ÚwÚ and ^-^ abus'd. :3 O monstrous 
viwwain! 

;;w;; We-entew BIONDELLO, with WUCENTIO ÚwÚ and ^-^ BIANCA 

BIONDELLO. :33 O, ^-^ we awe OwO spoiw'd; ÚwÚ and :33 yondew ^.^ he ÚwÚ is! UwU Deny ^w^ him, forswear 
^w^ him, ^w^ ow ewse ^-^ we awe >w< aww undonye. 
>_< Exeunt BIONDELLO, TRANIO, ÚwÚ and PEDANT, as fast as ^-^ may >w< be 
UwU WUCENTIO. >_> [Knyeewing] >_> Pawdon, ^w^ sweet father. 
uWu VINCENTIO. Wives my ^w^ sweet xDD son? 
BIANCA. >_> Pawdon, dear father. 
>_> BAPTISTA. OwO How x3 hast :3 thou >w< offended? 
:3 Whewe :3 is ^w^ Wucentio? 
UwU WUCENTIO. Here's :33 Wucentio, 
Wight :3 son ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ wight uWu Vincentio, 
:33 That ^.^ have uWu by mawwiage :3 made >w< thy daughter ÚwÚ minye, 
OwO Whiwe >w< countewfeit ^-^ supposes :33 bweaw'd UwU thinye eyne. 
;;w;; GWEMIO. Here's ^-^ packing, with :3 a ;;w;; witnyess, ^-^ to x3 deceive OwO us all! 
uWu VINCENTIO. :3 Whewe :3 is UwU that damned viwwain, UwU Twanyio, 
:33 That ^-^ fac'd ÚwÚ and brav'd me in :3 this matter so? 
>_> BAPTISTA. ÚwÚ Why, tell uWu me, :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 this my uWu Cambio? 
BIANCA. ÚwÚ Cambio :3 is >_< chang'd OwO into Wucentio. 
UwU WUCENTIO. ^-^ Wuv wrought ^.^ these >w< miwacwes. ^-^ Bianca's love 
^w^ Made me exchange my OwO state with UwU Twanyio, 
OwO Whiwe ^.^ he >_> did bear my countenance in OwO the UwU town; 
And UwU happiwy I ^.^ have OwO awwived at OwO the last 
^.^ Unto OwO the ÚwÚ wished x3 haven >_> of my >_< bwiss. 
What ^.^ Twanyio :33 did, ^-^ mysewf ;;w;; enfowc'd him to; 
;;w;; Then pawdon ^w^ him, ^w^ sweet fathew, uWu fow my sake. 
uWu VINCENTIO. I'll ^w^ swit OwO the villain's nyose UwU that would ^.^ have x3 sent me ^-^ to 
OwO the gaow. 
>_> BAPTISTA. uWu [To LUCENTIO] But ^-^ do you OwO heaw, sir? >_< Have you married my 
daughter ^-^ without ^.^ asking my good x3 wiww? 
uWu VINCENTIO. OwO Feaw ;;w;; nyot, Baptista; ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ content you, >w< go to; uWu but I 
uWu wiww in ^-^ to >w< be :33 wevenged uWu fow :3 this :3 viwwainy. Exit 
>_> BAPTISTA. And I ^-^ to :33 sound OwO the UwU depth >_> of :3 this >_> knyavewy. Exit 
UwU WUCENTIO. Wook ^.^ nyot pawe, UwU Bianca; >w< thy fathew uWu wiww ^.^ nyot frown. 
>_< Exeunt WUCENTIO ÚwÚ and ^-^ BIANCA 
;;w;; GWEMIO. UwU My uWu cake :3 is dough, uWu but I'll in UwU among OwO the west; 
Out >_> of >w< hope >_> of >w< aww uWu but my share >_> of OwO the ^-^ feast. Exit 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. Husband, wet's follow ^-^ to UwU see OwO the ^-^ end >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ ado. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. >w< Fiwst ÚwÚ kiss uWu me, x3 Kate, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu wiww. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. >_> What, in OwO the midst >_> of OwO the UwU stweet? 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. >_> What, art :3 thou asham'd >_> of x3 me? 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. No, siw; :3 God uWu fowbid; uWu but asham'd ^-^ to ;;w;; kiss. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. ÚwÚ Why, then, wet's UwU home again. ^w^ Come, ÚwÚ siwwah, wet's >_> away. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. ;;w;; Nyay, I uWu wiww ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee :3 a kiss; :3 nyow pray ^.^ thee, love, >_> stay. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this uWu weww? ^w^ Come, my ^w^ sweet Kate: 
>_< Bettew UwU once than OwO nyevew, uWu fow never xDD too late. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
^w^ WUCENTIO'S house 

x3 Entew x3 BAPTISTA, VINCENTIO, OwO GWEMIO, OwO the PEDANT, ^w^ WUCENTIO, BIANCA, 
PETWUCHIO, >_> KATHEWINyA, HOWTENSIO, ÚwÚ and ^w^ WIDOW. The SERVINGMEN with TRANIO, 
BIONDELLO, ÚwÚ and GRUMIO, ÚwÚ bwinging in :3 a ^.^ banquet 

UwU WUCENTIO. ^.^ At ^w^ wast, >w< though long, ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ jawwing :3 nyotes ^w^ agwee; 
And UwU time ^.^ it :3 is when >_< waging OwO waw :3 is x3 donye 
ÚwÚ To >_> smiwe at ^.^ scapes ÚwÚ and pewiws UwU uvwbwown. 
UwU My fair Bianca, ;;w;; bid my fathew welcome, 
OwO Whiwe I with ;;w;; sewf-same >_> kindnyess ^-^ wewcome >w< thinye. 
^w^ Bwothew Petruchio, ^-^ sistew ^w^ Kathewinya, 
And thou, Howtensio, with >w< thy :33 woving OwO widow, 
uWu Feast with OwO the best, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to my >_< house. 
UwU My ^.^ banquet :3 is ^-^ to :33 cwose ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ stomachs OwO up 
:33 Aftew ^-^ ouw gweat good ^.^ cheew. ;;w;; Pway you, ^-^ sit ;;w;; down; 
>_< Fow :3 nyow ^-^ we ^-^ sit ^-^ to :33 chat as ;;w;; weww as >w< eat. ^.^ [They sit] 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. Nyothing uWu but ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and >_> sit, ÚwÚ and xDD eat ÚwÚ and eat! 
>_> BAPTISTA. xDD Padua affowds :3 this >_> kindnyess, :3 son OwO Petwuchio. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. xDD Padua affowds nyothing uWu but what :3 is OwO kind. 
HOWTENSIO. >_< Fow uWu both ^-^ ouw x3 sakes I would UwU that >_> wowd ;;w;; wewe true. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. Nyow, uWu fow my xDD wife, ;;w;; Howtensio ^-^ feaws his ÚwÚ widow. 
^w^ WIDOW. ;;w;; Then never xDD twust me ^-^ if I >w< be >w< afeawd. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. uWu YOU awe vewy >w< sensibwe, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet you ^-^ miss my >_> sense: 
I UwU mean ;;w;; Howtensio :3 is >w< afeawd >_> of you. 
^w^ WIDOW. ÚwÚ He UwU that :3 is x3 giddy OwO thinks OwO the x3 wowwd ;;w;; tuwns wound. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. OwO Woundwy >_< wepwied. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. Mistwess, how UwU mean you ÚwÚ that? 
^w^ WIDOW. ÚwÚ Thus I >_< conceive uWu by >_> him. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. Conceives uWu by UwU me! OwO How wikes ;;w;; Howtensio ÚwÚ that? 
HOWTENSIO. UwU My widow :33 says ;;w;; thus ^.^ she ÚwÚ conceives xDD hew >_> tawe. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. Very ;;w;; weww mended. xDD Kiss him uWu fow UwU that, good ÚwÚ widow. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. :33 'He UwU that :3 is x3 giddy OwO thinks OwO the x3 wowwd ;;w;; tuwns ^.^ wound.' 
I pray you tell me what you meant uWu by ;;w;; that. 
^w^ WIDOW. Your xDD husband, being twoubwed with :3 a shwew, 
Measures my >_< husband's UwU sowwow uWu by his >_> woe; 
And :3 nyow you xDD knyow my meaning. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. OwO A vewy UwU mean meaning. 
^w^ WIDOW. Right, I UwU mean you. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. And I x3 am >_> mean, :3 indeed, wespecting you. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. ÚwÚ To UwU hew, x3 Kate! 
HOWTENSIO. ÚwÚ To UwU hew, >w< widow! 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. OwO A ^-^ hundwed ;;w;; mawks, my OwO Kate OwO does >w< put xDD hew down. 
HOWTENSIO. ^.^ That's my :33 office. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. Spoke >_< wike OwO an ÚwÚ officew- UwU ha' ^-^ to ^.^ thee, :3 wad. 
[Dwinks ^-^ to HOWTENSIO] 
>_> BAPTISTA. OwO How wikes >_> Gwemio ^.^ these :33 quick-witted >w< fowks? 
;;w;; GWEMIO. >_< Bewieve uWu me, ;;w;; siw, uWu they >_> butt >_> togethew :33 weww. 
BIANCA. Head ÚwÚ and :33 butt! An >_> hasty-witted ÚwÚ body 
Wouwd uWu say >_> youw head ÚwÚ and >_> butt ;;w;; wewe head ÚwÚ and xDD hown. 
uWu VINCENTIO. >w< Ay, ^w^ mistwess bwide, ;;w;; hath UwU that :33 awakenyed you? 
BIANCA. >w< Ay, uWu but ^.^ nyot ^.^ fwighted me; OwO thewefowe I'll ;;w;; sweep again. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. ;;w;; Nyay, UwU that you uWu shaww not; >_< since you ^.^ have ;;w;; begun, 
>_< Have at you uWu fow :3 a :33 bittew ÚwÚ jest ^w^ ow ^-^ two. 
BIANCA. OwO Am I >_> youw bird? I UwU mean ^-^ to ÚwÚ shift my >_< bush, 
And then x3 puwsue me as you dwaw >_> youw xDD bow. 
You awe ^-^ wewcome all. 
>_< Exeunt BIANCA, >_> KATHEWINyA, ÚwÚ and ^-^ WIDOW 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. She ;;w;; hath >w< pwevented >_> me. Here, UwU Signyiow UwU Twanyio, 
:3 This biwd you ^-^ aim'd at, >w< though you :3 hit xDD hew not; 
OwO Thewefowe :3 a OwO heawth ^-^ to >w< aww UwU that shot ÚwÚ and xDD miss'd. 
TWANyIO. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, xDD Wucentio ÚwÚ swipp'd me >_< wike his greyhound, 
^w^ Which runs himself, ÚwÚ and catches uWu fow his mastew. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. OwO A good swift >_> simiwe, uWu but xDD something currish. 
TWANyIO. ^.^ 'Tis well, ;;w;; siw, UwU that you ^.^ hunted uWu fow yourself; 
^.^ 'Tis ^w^ thought >_> youw ;;w;; deew OwO does howd you at :3 a ^w^ bay. 
>_> BAPTISTA. :33 O, :33 O, ^-^ Petwuchio! ^.^ Twanyio :3 hits you OwO nyow. 
UwU WUCENTIO. I :3 thank ÚwÚ thee uWu fow UwU that gird, good xDD Twanyio. 
HOWTENSIO. >_< Confess, UwU confess; ;;w;; hath ^.^ he ^.^ nyot :3 hit you hewe? 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. 'A >_> has :3 a wittwe ÚwÚ gaww'd uWu me, I UwU confess; 
And, as OwO the ÚwÚ jest >_> did OwO gwance away ^-^ fwom uWu me, 
^.^ 'Tis >w< ten ^-^ to ^-^ onye ^.^ it ^.^ maim'd you two >_< outwight. 
>_> BAPTISTA. Nyow, in good uWu sadnyess, :3 son Petruchio, 
I ÚwÚ think :3 thou x3 hast OwO the vewiest shrew >_> of all. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. Weww, I uWu say no; ÚwÚ and ^.^ thewefowe, uWu fow assuwance, 
Let's OwO each ^-^ onye ^-^ send x3 unto his xDD wife, 
And ^.^ he uWu whose UwU wife :3 is UwU most ^-^ obedient, 
ÚwÚ To come at ^.^ fiwst when ^.^ he doth ^-^ send uWu fow UwU hew, 
:33 Shaww ^.^ win OwO the uWu wagew ;;w;; which ^-^ we uWu wiww propose. 
HOWTENSIO. xDD Content. What's OwO the wager? 
UwU WUCENTIO. OwO Twenty crowns. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. OwO Twenty x3 cwowns? 
I'll venture OwO so >w< much >_> of my :3 hawk ^w^ ow >_> hound, 
But twenty xDD times OwO so >w< much x3 upon my wife. 
UwU WUCENTIO. OwO A ^-^ hundwed xDD then. 
HOWTENSIO. xDD Content. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. OwO A match! 'tis >w< donye. 
HOWTENSIO. OwO Who uWu shaww >_> begin? 
UwU WUCENTIO. :33 That uWu wiww :3 I. 
Go, >_> Biondewwo, ;;w;; bid >_> youw ^w^ mistwess come ^-^ to >_> me. 
BIONDELLO. I ^.^ go. Exit 
>_> BAPTISTA. >_< Son, I'll >w< be >_> youw half ;;w;; Bianca comes. 
UwU WUCENTIO. I'll ^.^ have nyo :3 hawves; I'll bear ^.^ it >w< aww ^-^ mysewf. 

;;w;; We-entew xDD BIONDEWWO 

OwO How nyow! what x3 nyews? 
BIONDELLO. >_> Siw, my ^w^ mistwess >_> sends you >_> wowd 
:33 That ^.^ she :3 is busy ÚwÚ and ^.^ she cannyot come. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^w^ How! x3 She's ÚwÚ busy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she cannyot x3 come! 
^-^ Is UwU that OwO an OwO answew? 
;;w;; GWEMIO. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and :3 a >w< kind ^-^ onye ^w^ too. 
;;w;; Pway God, ;;w;; siw, >_> youw UwU wife ^-^ send you ^.^ nyot :3 a >w< wowse. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. I >w< hope ^w^ bettew. 
HOWTENSIO. Sirrah >_> Biondewwo, >w< go ÚwÚ and entweat my UwU wife 
ÚwÚ To come ^-^ to me x3 fowthwith. Exit xDD BIONDEWWO 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. :33 O, UwU ho! entweat her! 
;;w;; Nyay, then ^.^ she >w< must ^.^ nyeeds come. 
HOWTENSIO. I x3 am x3 afwaid, ;;w;; siw, 
Do what you ^-^ can, x3 youws uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be >_< entweated. 

;;w;; We-entew xDD BIONDEWWO 

Nyow, ^w^ whewe's my x3 wife? 
BIONDELLO. She :33 says you ^.^ have >w< some ÚwÚ goodwy ÚwÚ jest in hand: 
She uWu wiww ^.^ nyot x3 come; ^.^ she >_< bids you come ^-^ to :3 hew. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. UwU Wowse ÚwÚ and xDD wowse; ^.^ she uWu wiww ^.^ nyot x3 come! :3 O vile, 
UwU Intowewabwe, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be endur'd! 
Sirrah Gwumio, >w< go ^-^ to >_> youw UwU mistwess; 
Say I xDD command xDD hew come ^-^ to >_> me. Exit ÚwÚ GWUMIO 
HOWTENSIO. I xDD knyow xDD hew >w< answew. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^-^ What? 
HOWTENSIO. She uWu wiww not. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. The UwU fouwew >_> fowtunye ÚwÚ minye, ÚwÚ and there OwO an OwO end. 

;;w;; We-entew KATHERINA 

>_> BAPTISTA. Nyow, uWu by my holidame, here comes ^w^ Kathewinya! 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. What :3 is >_> youw ;;w;; siw, UwU that you ^-^ send uWu fow x3 me? 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. :3 Whewe :3 is >_> youw ;;w;; sistew, ÚwÚ and >w< Howtensio's x3 wife? 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. ^.^ They ^-^ sit conferring uWu by OwO the pawwouw >w< fiwe. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. Go, ÚwÚ fetch them uWu hithew; ^-^ if uWu they deny ^-^ to come. 
^-^ Swinge me them soundwy :3 fowth x3 unto theiw x3 husbands. 
Away, I ÚwÚ say, ÚwÚ and bwing them UwU hithew ÚwÚ stwaight. 
Exit KATHERINA 
UwU WUCENTIO. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a >_< wondew, ^-^ if you talk >_> of :3 a wondew. 
HOWTENSIO. And OwO so ^.^ it is. I wonder what ^.^ it ^.^ bodes. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. x3 Mawwy, xDD peace ^.^ it ÚwÚ bodes, ÚwÚ and love, ÚwÚ and >_> quiet xDD wife, 
An awfuw UwU wuwe, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wight >_< supwemacy; 
And, ^-^ to >w< be showt, what ^.^ nyot that's ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ and happy. 
>_> BAPTISTA. Nyow fair befall ^.^ thee, good ^-^ Petwuchio! 
The uWu wagew :3 thou x3 hast OwO won; ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww :33 ad 
^.^ Unto theiw ÚwÚ wosses twenty ^w^ thousand xDD cwowns; 
>_> Anyothew dowwy ^-^ to another >_> daughtew, 
>_< Fow ^.^ she :3 is ÚwÚ chang'd, as ^.^ she xDD had never ^.^ been. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. ;;w;; Nyay, I uWu wiww ^.^ win my uWu wagew better >_> yet, 
And show ^-^ mowe >w< sign >_> of xDD hew ÚwÚ obedience, 
Her new-built :3 viwtue ÚwÚ and ^.^ obedience. 

;;w;; We-entew KATHERINA with ^-^ BIANCA ÚwÚ and ^-^ WIDOW 

^w^ See xDD whewe ^.^ she uWu comes, ÚwÚ and brings >_> youw froward ;;w;; wives 
UwU As prisoners ^-^ to xDD hew ^.^ womanwy pewsuasion. 
;;w;; Kathewinye, UwU that ÚwÚ cap >_> of x3 youws >_< becomes you nyot: 
^-^ Off with UwU that bauble, thwow ^.^ it xDD undewfoot. 
[KATHERINA uWu compwies] 
^w^ WIDOW. :3 Wowd, let me never ^.^ have :3 a cause ^-^ to sigh 
;;w;; Tiww I >w< be ^w^ bwought ^-^ to such :3 a ÚwÚ siwwy ;;w;; pass! 
BIANCA. >_< Fie! what :3 a foowish >_> duty caww you uWu this? 
UwU WUCENTIO. I would >_> youw >_> duty ;;w;; wewe as foowish :33 too; 
The OwO wisdom >_> of >_> youw duty, fair Bianca, 
;;w;; Hath uWu cost me :3 a ^-^ hundwed >w< cwowns >_< since ^.^ suppew-time! 
BIANCA. The ^-^ mowe OwO foow you uWu fow x3 waying uWu on my >_< duty. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. ;;w;; Kathewinye, I chawge ^.^ thee, tell ^.^ these headstwong >w< women 
What >_> duty uWu they ^-^ do owe theiw uWu wowds ÚwÚ and x3 husbands. 
^w^ WIDOW. ^w^ Come, xDD come, >w< you'we >_< mocking; ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ have nyo :33 tewwing. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. Come OwO on, I ^w^ say; ÚwÚ and ^.^ fiwst begin with :3 hew. 
^w^ WIDOW. She uWu shaww not. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. I uWu say ^.^ she shall. And ^.^ fiwst begin with :3 hew. 
^.^ KATHEWINyA. :33 Fie, fie! unknit UwU that ^w^ thweatenying UwU unkind brow, 
And ^w^ dawt ^.^ nyot scownfuw x3 gwances ^-^ fwom x3 those eyes 
ÚwÚ To x3 wound >w< thy lord, >w< thy ^-^ king, >w< thy x3 guvwnyow. 
^w^ It >_> bwots >w< thy x3 beauty as ^-^ fwosts ^-^ do bite OwO the ÚwÚ meads, 
OwO Confounds >w< thy ÚwÚ fame as ÚwÚ whiwwwinds >_< shake fair >_< buds, 
And in nyo :33 sense :3 is ^.^ meet ^w^ ow ÚwÚ amiabwe. 
OwO A ^-^ woman ;;w;; mov'd :3 is >_< wike :3 a >_< fountain :33 twoubwed- 
Muddy, OwO iww-seeming, ;;w;; thick, >_> beweft >_> of beauty; 
And >_< whiwe ^.^ it :3 is so, UwU nyonye OwO so OwO dwy ^w^ ow thirsty 
uWu Wiww >_> deign ^-^ to sip ^w^ ow ^.^ touch ^-^ onye >_> dwop >_> of it. 
x3 Thy xDD husband :3 is >w< thy lord, >w< thy xDD wife, >w< thy x3 keepew, 
x3 Thy uWu head, >w< thy UwU suvweign; ^-^ onye UwU that >_> cawes uWu fow ^.^ thee, 
And uWu fow >w< thy maintenyance :3 commits his ÚwÚ body 
ÚwÚ To painful >_< wabouw uWu both uWu by ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ and wand, 
ÚwÚ To watch OwO the night in stowms, OwO the :3 day in cold, 
>w< Whiwst :3 thou ^-^ wiest warm at home, secure ÚwÚ and >_< safe; 
And x3 cwaves nyo uWu othew twibute at >w< thy ^.^ hands 
But love, fair >w< wooks, ÚwÚ and OwO twue obedience- 
:3 Too wittwe ;;w;; payment uWu fow OwO so gweat :3 a UwU debt. 
Such >_> duty as OwO the :33 subject ÚwÚ owes OwO the ^w^ pwince, 
>_< Even such :3 a ^-^ woman :33 oweth ^-^ to xDD hew ^-^ husband; 
And when ^.^ she :3 is :3 fwowawd, OwO peevish, >_< suwwen, >_> souw, 
And ^.^ nyot uWu obedient ^-^ to his >w< honyest wiww, 
What :3 is ^.^ she uWu but :3 a ;;w;; fouw xDD contending rebel 
And gwacewess >_> twaitow ^-^ to xDD hew :33 woving UwU wowd? 
I x3 am asham'd UwU that >w< women awe OwO so ÚwÚ simpwe 
ÚwÚ To :3 offew OwO waw xDD whewe uWu they shouwd knyeew uWu fow ^w^ peace; 
Ow >w< seek uWu fow UwU wuwe, supremacy, ÚwÚ and sway, 
When uWu they awe bound ^-^ to serve, love, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; obey. 
UwU Why awe ^-^ ouw OwO bodies ^.^ soft ÚwÚ and uWu weak ÚwÚ and smooth, 
^.^ Unyapt ^-^ to ^w^ toww ÚwÚ and twoubwe in OwO the UwU wowwd, 
But UwU that ^-^ ouw ^.^ soft >_< conditions ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw hearts 
;;w;; Shouwd ;;w;; weww agree with ^-^ ouw ^-^ extewnyaw pawts? 
^w^ Come, xDD come, you froward ÚwÚ and unable >_< wowins! 
UwU My :33 mind ;;w;; hath >_< been as xDD big as ^-^ onye >_> of xDD youws, 
UwU My OwO heawt as >_> gweat, my reason uWu hapwy :3 mowe, 
ÚwÚ To :33 bandy >_> wowd uWu fow >_> wowd ÚwÚ and :3 fwown uWu fow ^.^ fwown; 
But :3 nyow I UwU see ^-^ ouw OwO wances awe uWu but ^.^ stwaws, 
Our OwO stwength as ;;w;; weak, ^-^ ouw ;;w;; weaknyess ÚwÚ past >_> compawe, 
:33 That seeming ^-^ to >w< be UwU most ;;w;; which ^-^ we >_< indeed :33 weast >_> awe. 
;;w;; Then >_< vaiw >_> youw >_> stomachs, uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is nyo xDD boot, 
And place >_> youw ^.^ hands x3 bewow >_> youw >_< husband's ^-^ foot; 
UwU In token >_> of ;;w;; which duty, ^-^ if ^.^ he please, 
UwU My hand :3 is ^w^ weady, ^-^ may ^.^ it ^-^ do him OwO ease. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. ÚwÚ Why, :33 thewe's :3 a >_< wench! Come OwO on, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ kiss uWu me, x3 Kate. 
UwU WUCENTIO. Weww, >w< go >w< thy :33 ways, ^.^ owd >_> wad, uWu fow :3 thou ^-^ shawt ÚwÚ ha't. 
uWu VINCENTIO. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a good hearing when chiwdwen awe toward. 
UwU WUCENTIO. But :3 a harsh hearing when >w< women awe froward. 
^-^ PETWUCHIO. ^w^ Come, x3 Kate, ^w^ we'ww ^-^ to bed. 
We three awe xDD mawwied, uWu but you two awe uWu sped. 
uWu [To LUCENTIO] ÚwÚ 'Twas I xDD won OwO the >_< wagew, >w< though you :3 hit OwO the white; 
And being :3 a winnyew, :3 God ^w^ give you good :3 nyight! 
>_< Exeunt :3 PETWUCHIO ÚwÚ and KATHERINA 
HOWTENSIO. Nyow >w< go >w< thy ways; :3 thou x3 hast :33 tam'd :3 a curst ^.^ shwow. 
UwU WUCENTIO. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a >_< wondew, uWu by >_> youw leave, ^.^ she uWu wiww >w< be :33 tam'd ÚwÚ so. 
>_< Exeunt 

OwO THE ^.^ END 



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xDD 1612 

OwO THE xDD TEMPEST 

uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe 



DRAMATIS ^.^ PEWSONyAE 

;;w;; AWONSO, UwU King >_> of Nyapwes 
;;w;; SEBASTIAN, his bwothew 
PWOSPEWO, OwO the ^.^ wight UwU Duke >_> of OwO Miwan 
;;w;; ANTONyIO, his :33 bwothew, OwO the uWu usuwping UwU Duke >_> of OwO Miwan 
FERDINAND, :3 son ^-^ to OwO the UwU King >_> of Nyapwes 
GONZALO, OwO an >w< honyest ^.^ owd :33 counsewwow 

^.^ Wowds 
OwO ADWIAN 
>w< FWANCISCO 
UwU CAWIBAN, :3 a savage ÚwÚ and ^w^ defowmed ^w^ swave 
TRINCULO, :3 a >_> jestew 
STEPHANyO, :3 a drunken ^w^ butwew 
>_< MASTEW >_< OF OwO A SHIP 
BOATSWAIN 
ÚwÚ MAWINyEWS 

MIRANDA, daughter ^-^ to Prospero 

AWIEW, OwO an >_> aiwy spirit 

>_> Spiwits 
:3 IWIS 
CEWES 
ÚwÚ JUNyO 
xDD NYMPHS 
REAPERS 
Other >_> Spiwits :33 attending uWu on Prospero 




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PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE 
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SCENyE: 
OwO A ;;w;; ship at xDD sea; >w< aftewwawds OwO an unyinhabited >_< iswand 



OwO THE xDD TEMPEST 
^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE 1 

uWu On :3 a ;;w;; ship at xDD sea; :3 a >w< tempestuous ^w^ nyoise >_> of thundew ÚwÚ and :3 wightnying heard 

x3 Entew :3 a OwO SHIPMASTEW ÚwÚ and :3 a BOATSWAIN 

MASTER. Boatswain! 
>_> BOATSWAIN. Here, master; what cheer? 
MASTER. :33 Good! ^w^ Speak ^-^ to th' ÚwÚ mawinyews; ^-^ faww to't >_< yawewy, ^w^ ow 
^-^ we run uWu ouwsewves OwO agwound; bestiw, OwO bestiw. Exit 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ MAWINyEWS 

>_> BOATSWAIN. ;;w;; Heigh, my heawts! cheewwy, cheewwy, my heawts! 
:3 yawe, yawe! ;;w;; Take in OwO the topsaiw. UwU Tend ^-^ to th' >_< mastew's 
UwU whistwe. ^-^ Bwow ÚwÚ tiww :3 thou ^-^ buwst >w< thy wind, ^-^ if :3 woom ^w^ enyough. 

x3 Entew ;;w;; AWONSO, ;;w;; SEBASTIAN, ;;w;; ANTONyIO, FEWDINyAND 
GONZALO, ÚwÚ and ^.^ OTHEWS 

x3 AWONSO. Good xDD boatswain, ^.^ have cawe. Where's OwO the ^.^ mastew? 
;;w;; Pway OwO the ^-^ men. 
>_> BOATSWAIN. I pray nyow, ^-^ keep below. 
x3 ANTONyIO. :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the :3 mastew, :33 boson? 
>_> BOATSWAIN. Do you ^.^ nyot hear OwO him? You mar ^-^ ouw ^-^ wabouw; 
^-^ keep >_> youw ^-^ cabins; you ^-^ do ^-^ assist OwO the ^.^ stowm. 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu good, >w< be ÚwÚ patient. 
>_> BOATSWAIN. When OwO the ÚwÚ sea is. :33 Hence! What >_> cawes ^.^ these 
woawews uWu fow OwO the name >_> of king? ÚwÚ To cabin! silence! OwO Twoubwe 
OwO us not. 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. OwO Good, ÚwÚ yet wemembew xDD whom :3 thou x3 hast >_< aboawd. 
>_> BOATSWAIN. None UwU that I ^-^ mowe love than ^-^ mysewf. You awe 
UwU counsewwow; ^-^ if you can xDD command ^.^ these >_< ewements ^-^ to 
:3 siwence, ÚwÚ and wowk OwO the xDD peace >_> of OwO the >w< pwesent, ^-^ we uWu wiww ^.^ nyot 
hand :3 a x3 wope more. ;;w;; Use >_> youw authowity; ^-^ if you :33 cannyot, ^w^ give 
^w^ thanks you ^.^ have uWu wiv'd OwO so long, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make yourself ready 
in >_> youw xDD cabin uWu fow OwO the mischance >_> of OwO the xDD houw, ^-^ if ^.^ it OwO so 
>_< hap.-Cheewwy, good >_> heawts!-Out >_> of ^-^ ouw >_< way, I >w< say. 
Exit 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. I ^.^ have gweat comfort ^-^ fwom :3 this fewwow. x3 Methinks 
^.^ he ;;w;; hath nyo dwownying mark x3 upon him; his complexion :3 is 
pewfect x3 gawwows. Stand :3 fast, good ÚwÚ Fate, ^-^ to his ^-^ hanging; 
^-^ make OwO the x3 wope >_> of his >w< destiny ^-^ ouw ^-^ cabwe, uWu fow ^-^ ouw >_> own doth 
wittwe UwU advantage. >w< If ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ nyot :3 bown ^-^ to >w< be hang'd, ^-^ ouw 
UwU case :3 is :33 misewabwe. >_< Exeunt 

;;w;; We-entew BOATSWAIN 

>_> BOATSWAIN. x3 Down with OwO the OwO topmast. :3 Yawe, ;;w;; wowew, lower! 
>_< Bwing xDD hew ^-^ to twy wi' th' :3 maincouwse. ;;w;; [A x3 cwy ^w^ within] OwO A 
pwague x3 upon :3 this howwing! ^.^ They awe woudew than OwO the 
weather ^w^ ow ^-^ ouw :33 office. 

;;w;; We-entew ;;w;; SEBASTIAN, ;;w;; ANTONyIO, ÚwÚ and :33 GONZAWO 

>_> Yet ^-^ again! What ^-^ do you hewe? :33 Shaww ^-^ we ^w^ give xDD o'ew, ÚwÚ and 
^.^ dwown? >_< Have you :3 a :33 mind ^-^ to UwU sink? 
:33 SEBASTIAN. OwO A UwU pox o' >_> youw ÚwÚ thwoat, you ^.^ bawwing, bwasphemous, 
incharitable xDD dog! 
>_> BOATSWAIN. OwO Wowk you, xDD then. 
x3 ANTONyIO. >_< Hang, >_< cuw; uWu hang, you ^w^ whoweson, UwU insowent >_> nyoisemakew; 
^-^ we awe less ^w^ afwaid ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ dwown'd than :3 thou awt. 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. I'll ;;w;; wawwant him uWu fow drowning, >w< though OwO the ;;w;; ship ;;w;; wewe 
nyo stronger than :3 a nutshell, ÚwÚ and as uWu weaky as OwO an ÚwÚ unstanched 
:33 wench. 
>_> BOATSWAIN. >w< Way xDD hew >w< a-howd, a-hold; xDD set xDD hew two x3 couwses; x3 off 
^-^ to ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ again; uWu way xDD hew UwU off. 

x3 Entew uWu MAWINyEWS, >_> Wet 
^.^ MAWINyEWS. ^-^ Aww ^w^ wost! ^-^ to >_> pwayews, ^-^ to >_> pwayews! >w< aww ^w^ wost! 
>_< Exeunt 
>_> BOATSWAIN. >_> What, >w< must ^-^ ouw OwO mouths >w< be ;;w;; cowd? 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. The UwU King ÚwÚ and Prince at >_> pwayews! 
Let's ^-^ assist ;;w;; them, 
>_< Fow ^-^ ouw UwU case :3 is as ;;w;; theiws. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. I x3 am >_< out >_> of uWu patience. 
x3 ANTONyIO. We awe mewewy cheated >_> of ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wives uWu by drunkards. 
:3 This >_< wide-chopp'd UwU wascaw-wouwd :3 thou x3 mightst lie dwownying 
The washing >_> of >w< ten tides! 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. He'll >w< be ;;w;; hang'd >_> yet, 
^-^ Though every >_> dwop >_> of >w< watew uWu sweaw x3 against it, 
And gape at ^.^ wid'st ^-^ to :33 gwut >_> him. 
;;w;; [A :33 confused ^w^ nyoise within: uWu Mewcy uWu on >_< us! 
We >_< spwit, ^-^ we UwU spwit! Faweweww, my UwU wife ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ chiwdwen! 
Faweweww, ^-^ bwothew! We >_< spwit, ^-^ we >_< spwit, ^-^ we ;;w;; spwit!] 
x3 ANTONyIO. Let's >w< aww sink wi' th' King. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. Let's UwU take xDD weave >_> of >_> him. 
>_< Exeunt ANTONyIO ÚwÚ and SEBASTIAN 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. Nyow would I ^w^ give :3 a ^w^ thousand fuwwongs >_> of ÚwÚ sea uWu fow 
OwO an acwe >_> of xDD bawwen gwound-wong >w< heath, xDD bwown UwU fuwze, ^-^ any 
>_> thing. The wills :33 abuv >w< be >_< donye, uWu but I would fain die 
OwO dwy :33 death. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE 2 

The >_< Iswand. Before PROSPERO'S cell 

x3 Entew UwU PWOSPEWO ÚwÚ and MIWANDA 

>w< MIWANDA. >w< If uWu by >_> youw :3 awt, my ;;w;; deawest fathew, you ^.^ have 
x3 Put OwO the wiwd UwU watews in :3 this >_< woaw, allay ^.^ them. 
The UwU sky, ^.^ it seems, would pouw ;;w;; down uWu stinking >_> pitch, 
But UwU that OwO the >_< sea, ÚwÚ mounting ^-^ to th' wewkin's cheek, 
x3 Dashes OwO the x3 fiwe >_< out. :33 O, I ^.^ have x3 suffewed 
x3 With x3 those UwU that I ^-^ saw suffer! OwO A bwave :33 vessew, 
OwO Who xDD had nyo x3 doubt >w< some x3 nyobwe ;;w;; cweatuwe in UwU hew, 
Dash'd >w< aww ^-^ to pieces! :33 O, OwO the x3 cwy >_> did xDD knyock 
uWu Against my vewy >_< heawt! OwO Poow souls, uWu they >_< pewish'd. 
Had I >_< been ^-^ any god >_> of :33 powew, I would 
>_< Have ^w^ sunk OwO the ÚwÚ sea within OwO the :3 eawth ^w^ ow ewe 
^w^ It shouwd OwO the good ;;w;; ship OwO so ^.^ have swawwow'd ÚwÚ and 
The fraughting souws within :3 hew. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. Be ^.^ conyected; 
:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe ^w^ amazement; tell >_> youw >w< piteous OwO heawt 
There's nyo harm >w< donye. 
>w< MIWANDA. :33 O, >_> woe OwO the xDD day! 
OwO PWOSPEWO. :3 Nyo hawm. 
I ^.^ have x3 donye nyothing uWu but in cawe >_> of ^.^ thee, 
x3 Of ^.^ thee, my dear one, ^.^ thee, my >_> daughtew, ^-^ who 
Awt ^w^ ignyowant >_> of what :3 thou :3 awt, UwU nyought ÚwÚ knyowing 
x3 Of :3 whence I OwO am, :3 nyow UwU that I x3 am ^-^ mowe better 
>w< Than Prospero, ^w^ mastew >_> of :3 a :33 fuww UwU poow >w< ceww, 
And >w< thy nyo gweatew father. 
>w< MIWANDA. Mowe ^-^ to xDD knyow 
OwO Did never meddle with my xDD thoughts. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. ^.^ 'Tis UwU time 
I shouwd infowm ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ fawthew. ;;w;; Wend >w< thy ;;w;; hand, 
And xDD pwuck my ÚwÚ magic ^w^ gawment ^-^ fwom >_> me. UwU So, 
[Lays ;;w;; down his :33 mantwe] 
Wie there my awt. ;;w;; Wipe :3 thou UwU thinye ^w^ eyes; ^.^ have uWu comfowt. 
The >_< diwefuw >w< spectacwe >_> of OwO the UwU wweck, ;;w;; which ^w^ touch'd 
The vewy :3 viwtue >_> of compassion in ^.^ thee, 
I ^.^ have with such pwovision in >_< minye art 
^w^ So OwO safewy owdewed UwU that there :3 is nyo x3 souw- 
No, ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much x3 pewdition as OwO an >_< haiw 
ÚwÚ Betid ^-^ to ^-^ any ;;w;; cweatuwe in OwO the vessel 
^w^ Which :3 thou >_< heawd'st cwy, ;;w;; which :3 thou saw'st sink. 
>_> Sit down, uWu fow :3 thou >w< must :3 nyow xDD knyow ÚwÚ fawthew. 
>w< MIWANDA. You ^.^ have >_< often 
uWu Begun ^-^ to tell me what I ^.^ am; uWu but stopp'd, 
And weft me ^-^ to :3 a :33 bootwess inquisition, 
;;w;; Concwuding UwU 'Stay; ^.^ nyot OwO yet.' 
OwO PWOSPEWO. The hour's :3 nyow x3 come; 
The vewy :3 minyute >_< bids ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; ope UwU thinye OwO eaw. 
ÚwÚ Obey, ÚwÚ and >w< be ÚwÚ attentive. OwO Canst :3 thou wemembew 
OwO A UwU time before ^-^ we came x3 unto :3 this ÚwÚ ceww? 
I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think :3 thou OwO canst; uWu fow then :3 thou >_< wast ^.^ nyot 
Out three years ^.^ owd. 
>w< MIWANDA. :3 Cewtainwy, ;;w;; siw, I ^.^ can. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. By ;;w;; what? By ^-^ any uWu othew OwO house, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ pewson? 
x3 Of ^-^ any xDD thing OwO the ^-^ image, tell uWu me, UwU that 
;;w;; Hath ^-^ kept with >w< thy remembrance? 
>w< MIWANDA. ^.^ 'Tis :3 faw OwO off, 
And wathew >_< wike :3 a ^-^ dweam than OwO an assuwance 
:33 That my wemembwance OwO wawwants. Had I ^.^ nyot 
OwO Fouw, ^w^ ow >_> five, >w< women once, UwU that ÚwÚ tended x3 me? 
OwO PWOSPEWO. Thou hadst, ÚwÚ and :3 mowe, >_< Miwanda. But how :3 is ^.^ it 
:33 That :3 this ;;w;; wives in >w< thy >_< mind? What >w< seest :3 thou ewse 
UwU In OwO the dark ;;w;; backwawd ÚwÚ and :33 abysm >_> of >_> time? 
>w< If :3 thou ;;w;; wememb'west aught, ewe :3 thou xDD cam'st ;;w;; hewe, 
OwO How :3 thou xDD cam'st here :3 thou mayst. 
>w< MIWANDA. But UwU that I ^-^ do not. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. Twelve yeaw ÚwÚ since, x3 Miwanda, twewve yeaw ÚwÚ since, 
x3 Thy fathew ÚwÚ was OwO the UwU Duke >_> of :33 Miwan, ÚwÚ and 
OwO A pwince >_> of >_> powew. 
>w< MIWANDA. >_> Siw, awe ^.^ nyot you my fathew? 
OwO PWOSPEWO. x3 Thy mothew ÚwÚ was :3 a piece >_> of uWu viwtue, ÚwÚ and 
She ^w^ said :3 thou >_< wast my ^-^ daughtew; ÚwÚ and >w< thy fathew 
>_> Was UwU Duke >_> of :33 Miwan, ÚwÚ and his only ÚwÚ heiw 
And pwincess nyo >_< wowse :3 issued. 
>w< MIWANDA. :33 O, OwO the >_< heavens! 
What ;;w;; fouw xDD pway xDD had ^-^ we UwU that ^-^ we came ^-^ fwom uWu thence? 
Ow bwessed >_> was't ^-^ we ;;w;; did? 
OwO PWOSPEWO. UwU Both, ^.^ both, my giww. 
By ;;w;; fouw play, as :3 thou >w< say'st, ;;w;; wewe ^-^ we ^-^ heav'd thence; 
But blessedly howp hithew. 
>w< MIWANDA. :33 O, my OwO heawt >_> bweeds 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think o' th' >_> teen UwU that I ^.^ have tuwn'd you ^.^ to, 
^w^ Which :3 is ^-^ fwom my remembrance. UwU Pwease you, ÚwÚ fawthew. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. UwU My bwothew ÚwÚ and >w< thy uncwe, xDD caww'd Antonio- 
I pray ^.^ thee, mark me UwU that :3 a bwothew shouwd 
Be OwO so ^-^ pewfidious. >_< He, xDD whom next thyself 
x3 Of >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd I ;;w;; wov'd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to him >w< put 
The manage >_> of my x3 state; as at UwU that UwU time 
^.^ Thwough >w< aww OwO the ;;w;; signyowies ^.^ it ÚwÚ was OwO the :33 fiwst, 
And Prospero OwO the >_> pwime duke, being OwO so weputed 
UwU In dignity, ÚwÚ and uWu fow OwO the >_> wibewaw ^w^ awts 
Without :3 a OwO pawawwew, x3 those being >w< aww my xDD study- 
The government I UwU cast x3 upon my bwothew 
And ^-^ to my OwO state ^-^ gwew UwU stwangew, being twanspowted 
And UwU wapt in >w< secwet studies. x3 Thy false OwO uncwe- 
Dost :3 thou ^.^ attend x3 me? 
>w< MIWANDA. >_> Siw, UwU most heedfully. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. >_> Being UwU once x3 pewfected how ^-^ to gwant suits, 
OwO How ^-^ to deny ;;w;; them, ^-^ who x3 t' >w< advance, ÚwÚ and ^-^ who 
ÚwÚ To trash uWu fow x3 uvw-topping, OwO nyew created 
The cweatuwes UwU that ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ minye, I ÚwÚ say, ^w^ ow >_< chang'd >w< 'em, 
Ow ewse OwO nyew form'd x3 'em; having uWu both OwO the ;;w;; key 
x3 Of ^w^ officew ÚwÚ and >_> office, xDD set >w< aww hearts >w< i' th' OwO state 
ÚwÚ To what xDD tunye pleas'd his >_> eaw; UwU that :3 nyow ^.^ he ÚwÚ was 
The ivy ;;w;; which xDD had hid my >_< pwincewy twunk 
And >w< suck'd my :3 vewduwe >_< out on't. Thou ^.^ attend'st not. 
>w< MIWANDA. :33 O, good ;;w;; siw, I >w< do! 
OwO PWOSPEWO. I pray ^.^ thee, mark >_> me. 
I ;;w;; thus neglecting :33 wowwdwy ^w^ ends, >w< aww x3 dedicated 
ÚwÚ To closeness ÚwÚ and OwO the bettering >_> of my :33 mind 
x3 With UwU that which, uWu but uWu by being OwO so retir'd, 
>_< O'ew-pwiz'd >w< aww popuwaw :3 wate, in my false bwothew 
Awak'd OwO an evil nyatuwe; ÚwÚ and my twust, 
;;w;; Wike :3 a good parent, >_> did ^.^ beget >_> of him 
OwO A >_< fawsehood, in :3 its contrary as gweat 
UwU As my xDD twust ^-^ was; ;;w;; which xDD had >_< indeed nyo >_< wimit, 
OwO A >_< confidence sans bound. ÚwÚ He being ;;w;; thus >_< wowded, 
:3 Nyot only with what my OwO wevenyue yielded, 
But what my power UwU might ewse x3 exact, >_< wike ^-^ onye 
OwO Who having OwO into truth, uWu by x3 tewwing >_> of it, 
^w^ Made such :3 a sinner >_> of his memory, 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ cwedit his >_> own :3 wie-he >_> did believe 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was >_< indeed OwO the Duke; >_< out o' th' xDD substitution, 
And x3 executing th' >_> outwawd ;;w;; face >_> of ÚwÚ woyawty 
x3 With >w< aww :33 pwewogative. >_< Hence his ambition growing- 
Dost :3 thou uWu heaw? 
>w< MIWANDA. Your :3 tawe, ;;w;; siw, would cure xDD deafnyess. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. ÚwÚ To ^.^ have nyo x3 scween :3 between :3 this part ^.^ he >_> pway'd 
And him ^.^ he >_> pway'd ^.^ it for, ^.^ he ^.^ nyeeds uWu wiww >w< be 
>_> Absowute UwU Miwan. :33 Me, UwU poow UwU man-my library 
>_> Was :33 dukedom uWu wawge enough-of :3 tempowaw x3 woyawties 
ÚwÚ He OwO thinks me :3 nyow incapable; >_< confedewates, 
^w^ So OwO dwy ^.^ he ÚwÚ was uWu fow sway, wi' th' UwU King >_> of xDD Nyapwes, 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give him annual ^.^ twibute, ^-^ do him homage, 
^w^ Subject his coronet ^-^ to his UwU cwown, ÚwÚ and ^-^ bend 
The ÚwÚ dukedom, ÚwÚ yet unbow'd-alas, UwU poow Miwan!- 
ÚwÚ To UwU most ^-^ ignyobwe stooping. 
>w< MIWANDA. :3 O OwO the >_< heavens! 
OwO PWOSPEWO. >_< Mawk his condition, ÚwÚ and th' UwU event, then tell me 
>w< If :3 this UwU might >w< be :3 a brother. 
>w< MIWANDA. I shouwd xDD sin 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think uWu but ^w^ nyobwy >_> of my grandmother: 
Good UwU wombs ^.^ have ÚwÚ bownye OwO bad :33 sons. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. Nyow OwO the x3 condition: 
:3 This UwU King >_> of xDD Nyapwes, being OwO an enemy 
ÚwÚ To me invetewate, OwO heawkens my >_< bwothew's >_< suit; 
^w^ Which OwO was, UwU that >_< he, in ^.^ wieu o' th' ^.^ pwemises, 
x3 Of homage, ÚwÚ and I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how >w< much ^.^ twibute, 
;;w;; Shouwd ÚwÚ pwesentwy extirpate me ÚwÚ and >_< minye 
Out >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ dukedom, ÚwÚ and confer fair OwO Miwan 
x3 With >w< aww OwO the honours uWu on my brother. Whereon, 
OwO A treacherous ;;w;; awmy x3 wevied, ^-^ onye xDD midnyight 
OwO Fated ^-^ to th' >_< puwpose, >_> did ^-^ Antonyio open 
The ^w^ gates >_> of Milan; :3 and, >w< i' th' UwU dead >_> of dawknyess, 
The ^.^ minyistews uWu fow th' OwO puwpose huwwied ^.^ thence 
>w< Me ÚwÚ and >w< thy cwying >w< sewf. 
>w< MIWANDA. Awack, uWu fow pity! 
OwO I, ^.^ nyot OwO wememb'wing how I :3 cwied >_< out then, 
uWu Wiww x3 cwy ^.^ it o'ew ÚwÚ again; ^.^ it :3 is :3 a ^w^ hint 
:33 That wrings >_< minye eyes to't. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. >w< Heaw :3 a wittwe :3 fuwthew, 
And then I'll bwing ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent ^w^ businyes 
^w^ Which :3 nyow's x3 upon 's; ^-^ without OwO the ;;w;; which :3 this story 
Were UwU most impertinent. 
>w< MIWANDA. >w< Whewefowe >_> did uWu they ^.^ nyot 
:33 That hour >_< destwoy >_> us? 
OwO PWOSPEWO. ^.^ Weww ^w^ demanded, >_< wench! 
UwU My xDD tawe provokes UwU that :33 question. :3 Deaw, uWu they durst ;;w;; nyot, 
^w^ So dear OwO the love my ^w^ peopwe ^-^ bowe me; :3 nyow xDD set 
OwO A mark OwO so bwoody uWu on OwO the OwO businyess; uWu but 
x3 With colours ^-^ faiwew ^w^ painted theiw ;;w;; fouw >_> ends. 
UwU In few, uWu they huwwied OwO us aboawd :3 a bawk; 
:3 Bowe OwO us >w< some leagues ^-^ to >_< sea, xDD whewe uWu they prepared 
OwO A rotten xDD cawcass >_> of :3 a :3 butt, ^.^ nyot rigg'd, 
Nyow tackle, >_> saiw, :3 nyow ;;w;; mast; OwO the vewy rats 
>w< Instinctivewy ^.^ have ;;w;; quit it. Thewe uWu they hoist >w< us, 
ÚwÚ To x3 cwy ^-^ to th' >_< sea, UwU that xDD woaw'd ^-^ to >_< us; ^-^ to sigh 
ÚwÚ To th' ^.^ winds, uWu whose pity, UwU sighing xDD back uWu again, 
OwO Did OwO us uWu but :33 woving ^.^ wwong. 
>w< MIWANDA. Awack, what twoubwe 
>_> Was I then ^-^ to xDD you! 
OwO PWOSPEWO. :33 O, :3 a ^-^ chewubin 
Thou >_< wast UwU that >_> did OwO pwesewve UwU me! Thou didst >_> smiwe, 
uWu Infused with :3 a uWu fowtitude ^-^ fwom UwU heaven, 
When I ^.^ have >_> deck'd OwO the ÚwÚ sea with ^.^ dwops :33 fuww >_> sawt, 
^.^ Undew my >_> buwden gwoan'd; ;;w;; which rais'd in me 
An :3 undewgoing >w< stomach, ^-^ to bear OwO up 
uWu Against what shouwd uWu ensue. 
>w< MIWANDA. OwO How came ^-^ we ashore? 
OwO PWOSPEWO. By x3 Pwovidence divine. 
uWu Some >_< food ^-^ we xDD had ÚwÚ and >w< some ^.^ fwesh >w< watew UwU that 
OwO A x3 nyobwe Neapolitan, Gonzalo, 
Out >_> of his ^w^ chawity, ^-^ who being then appointed 
^-^ Mastew >_> of :3 this design, >_> did ^w^ give >w< us, with 
UwU Wich x3 gawments, uWu winyens, ÚwÚ stuffs, ÚwÚ and OwO nyecessawies, 
^w^ Which >_< since ^.^ have ;;w;; steaded :33 much; so, >_> of his uWu gentwenyess, 
:33 Knyowing I :33 wov'd my ^-^ books, ^.^ he furnish'd me 
From >_< minye >_> own library with uWu vowumes UwU that 
I UwU pwize :33 abuv my >_> dukedom. 
>w< MIWANDA. Wouwd I UwU might 
But >w< evew UwU see UwU that ^w^ man! 
OwO PWOSPEWO. Nyow I arise. OwO [Puts uWu on his :33 mantwe] 
>_> Sit stiww, ÚwÚ and hear OwO the last >_> of ^-^ ouw sea-sowwow. 
;;w;; Hewe in :3 this >_< iswand ^-^ we arriv'd; ÚwÚ and here 
>_< Have OwO I, >w< thy schoolmaster, :3 made ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe >w< pwofit 
>w< Than uWu othew UwU pwincess' ^-^ can, UwU that ^.^ have ^-^ mowe UwU time 
>_< Fow vainyew >_> houws, ÚwÚ and tutors ^.^ nyot OwO so UwU cawefuw. 
>w< MIWANDA. Heavens :3 thank you :33 fow't! And nyow, I pray you, 
;;w;; siw, 
>_< Fow still 'tis >_> beating in my UwU mind, >_> youw reason 
>_< Fow raising :3 this ^w^ sea-stowm? 
OwO PWOSPEWO. xDD Knyow ;;w;; thus :3 faw >_> fowth: 
By accident UwU most stwange, bountiful ;;w;; Fowtunye, 
Nyow my dear >w< wady, ;;w;; hath >_< minye >_> enyemies 
Brought ^-^ to :3 this :33 showe; ÚwÚ and uWu by my >w< pwescience 
I find my zenith doth depend x3 upon 
OwO A UwU most >_< auspicious >_< staw, uWu whose influence 
>w< If :3 nyow I couwt ;;w;; nyot, uWu but omit, my :3 fowtunyes 
uWu Wiww >w< evew aftew droop. ;;w;; Hewe OwO cease ^-^ mowe questions; 
Thou art ;;w;; incwin'd ^-^ to sleep; 'tis :3 a good ^.^ duwwnyess, 
And ^w^ give ^.^ it way. I xDD knyow :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot uWu choose. 
OwO [MIWANDA :33 sweeps] 
Come ^w^ away, ^.^ sewvant; x3 come; I x3 am ready OwO nyow. 
Appwoach, my Ariel. x3 Come. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ AWIEW 

>_> AWIEW. ^-^ Aww >_> haiw, gweat >w< mastew! grave ;;w;; siw, hail! I come 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew >w< thy :33 best ^-^ pweasuwe; be't ^-^ to fly, 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; swim, ^-^ to xDD dive OwO into OwO the fire, ^-^ to ride 
uWu On OwO the ;;w;; cuww'd :3 cwouds. ÚwÚ To >w< thy >w< stwong >_> bidding ^w^ task 
>w< Awiew ÚwÚ and >w< aww his quality. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. xDD Hast thou, ^.^ spiwit, 
Perform'd ^-^ to point OwO the ^w^ tempest UwU that I bade OwO thee? 
>_> AWIEW. ÚwÚ To every OwO awticwe. 
I :33 boawded OwO the King's ^.^ ship; :3 nyow uWu on OwO the OwO beak, 
Nyow in OwO the x3 waist, OwO the ÚwÚ deck, in every >_> cabin, 
I flam'd >_< amazement. >_< Sometime :3 I'd >_> divide, 
And >_< buwn in many ÚwÚ pwaces; uWu on OwO the >_> topmast, 
The x3 yawds, ÚwÚ and bowsprit, would I flame ;;w;; distinctwy, 
;;w;; Then ^.^ meet ÚwÚ and >_> join ÚwÚ Juv's ^-^ wightnying, OwO the pwecuwsows 
>w< O' th' dreadful x3 thundew-cwaps, ^-^ mowe momentary 
And OwO sight-outwunnying ;;w;; wewe not; OwO the x3 fiwe ÚwÚ and >_> cwacks 
x3 Of :33 suwphuwous roaring OwO the UwU most :3 mighty Neptune 
xDD Seem ^-^ to :33 besiege, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make his bowd xDD waves x3 twembwe, 
xDD Yea, his ;;w;; dwead >_< twident shake. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. UwU My bwave spirit! 
OwO Who ÚwÚ was OwO so UwU fiwm, OwO so x3 constant, UwU that :3 this ;;w;; coiw 
Wouwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ infect his weason? 
>_> AWIEW. :3 Nyot :3 a ^w^ souw 
But ;;w;; fewt :3 a fever >_> of OwO the >_< mad, ÚwÚ and >_> pway'd 
uWu Some tricks >_> of ^w^ despewation. ^-^ Aww uWu but mariners 
x3 Pwung'd in OwO the OwO foaming brine, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; quit OwO the :33 vessew, 
;;w;; Then >w< aww ^-^ afiwe with me; OwO the King's UwU son, UwU Fewdinyand, 
x3 With >_< haiw >w< up-stawing-then >_< wike reeds, ^.^ nyot haiw- 
>_> Was OwO the ^.^ fiwst man UwU that ^w^ weapt; :3 cwied ^.^ 'Heww :3 is >_> empty, 
And >w< aww OwO the devils awe hewe.' 
OwO PWOSPEWO. ÚwÚ Why, that's my spirit! 
But ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot :3 this uWu nyigh >w< showe? 
>_> AWIEW. Close >_> by, my mastew. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. But awe uWu they, ;;w;; Awiew, xDD safe? 
>_> AWIEW. :3 Nyot :3 a >_< haiw ÚwÚ pewish'd; 
uWu On theiw sustainying garments ^.^ nyot :3 a >_< bwemish, 
But fresher than ^.^ befowe; :3 and, as :3 thou ^.^ bad'st uWu me, 
UwU In twoops I ^.^ have ^.^ dispews'd them ^-^ 'bout OwO the isle. 
The King's :3 son ^.^ have I ^w^ wanded uWu by himself, 
x3 Whom I weft cooling >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ aiw with sighs 
UwU In OwO an uWu odd angwe >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ iswe, ÚwÚ and sitting, 
His ÚwÚ awms in :3 this >_> sad ;;w;; knyot. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. x3 Of OwO the King's ^-^ ship, 
The uWu mawinyews, uWu say how :3 thou x3 hast ^.^ dispos'd, 
And >w< aww OwO the west o' th' >w< fweet? 
>_> AWIEW. uWu Safewy in OwO hawbouw 
^-^ Is OwO the King's ^.^ ship; in OwO the ^-^ deep nook, xDD whewe UwU once 
Thou :3 caww'dst me OwO up at xDD midnyight ^-^ to ÚwÚ fetch OwO dew 
From OwO the still-vex'd >_> Bewmoothes, there she's ^.^ hid; 
The mariners >w< aww uWu undew >_< hatches :33 stowed, 
Who, with :3 a chawm xDD join'd ^-^ to theiw xDD suff'wed >w< wabouw, 
I ^.^ have weft asleep; ÚwÚ and uWu fow OwO the west o' th' ^w^ fweet, 
^w^ Which I dispers'd, uWu they >w< aww ^.^ have met uWu again, 
And awe x3 upon OwO the Mediterranean :3 fwote 
Bound :3 sadwy UwU home uWu fow xDD Nyapwes, 
^-^ Supposing UwU that uWu they ^-^ saw OwO the King's ;;w;; ship wreck'd, 
And his gweat person UwU pewish. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. ;;w;; Awiew, >w< thy chawge 
^.^ Exactwy :3 is ^w^ pewfowm'd; uWu but :33 thewe's ^-^ mowe OwO wowk. 
What :3 is OwO the UwU time o' th' day? 
>_> AWIEW. >_< Past OwO the UwU mid ^-^ season. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. ^.^ At :33 weast two >_< gwasses. The UwU time :33 'twixt OwO six ÚwÚ and :3 nyow 
Must uWu by OwO us uWu both >w< be spent UwU most >w< pweciouswy. 
>_> AWIEW. ^-^ Is there ^-^ mowe >_< toiw? x3 Since :3 thou OwO dost ^w^ give me ÚwÚ pains, 
>_> Wet me wemembew ÚwÚ thee what :3 thou x3 hast ^-^ pwomis'd, 
^w^ Which :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet xDD pewfowm'd >_> me. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. OwO How nyow, >_< moody? 
What :3 is't :3 thou ^w^ canst ^w^ demand? 
>_> AWIEW. UwU My :33 wibewty. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. Before OwO the UwU time >w< be ^w^ out? :3 Nyo ;;w;; mowe! 
>_> AWIEW. I ;;w;; pwithee, 
Wemembew I ^.^ have x3 donye ÚwÚ thee >w< wowthy UwU sewvice, 
Told ÚwÚ thee nyo :3 wies, :3 made ÚwÚ thee nyo uWu mistakings, sewv'd 
Without ^w^ ow ÚwÚ gwudge ^w^ ow grumblings. Thou didst pwomise 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ bate me :3 a :33 fuww xDD yeaw. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. Dost :3 thou ^-^ fowget 
From what :3 a >_> towment I >_> did free OwO thee? 
>_> AWIEW. >_< Nyo. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. Thou ÚwÚ dost; ÚwÚ and think'st ^.^ it >w< much ^-^ to ÚwÚ twead OwO the ooze 
x3 Of OwO the salt ^-^ deep, 
ÚwÚ To run x3 upon OwO the shawp ^.^ wind >_> of OwO the north, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ do me ^-^ businyess in OwO the ^.^ veins o' th' :3 eawth 
When ^.^ it :3 is >w< bak'd with :3 fwost. 
>_> AWIEW. I ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, sir. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. Thou wiest, xDD mawignyant >_> thing. xDD Hast :3 thou ;;w;; fowgot 
The ;;w;; fouw :3 witch :3 Sycowax, ^-^ who with :3 age ÚwÚ and >_< envy 
>_> Was UwU gwown OwO into :3 a ^w^ hoop? xDD Hast :3 thou ;;w;; fowgot uWu hew? 
>_> AWIEW. No, sir. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. Thou UwU hast. :3 Whewe ÚwÚ was ^.^ she :3 bown? 
Speak; tell >_> me. 
>_> AWIEW. >_> Siw, in Awgiew. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. :33 O, ÚwÚ was ^.^ she so? I >w< must 
>w< Once in :3 a month UwU wecount what :3 thou x3 hast :3 been, 
^w^ Which :3 thou >_< fowget'st. :3 This :33 damn'd :3 witch :3 Sycowax, 
>_< Fow mischiefs :3 manyifowd, ÚwÚ and >_> sowcewies uWu tewwibwe 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ entew human xDD heawing, ^-^ fwom >_< Awgiew 
Thou uWu knyow'st ÚwÚ was ;;w;; banyish'd; uWu fow ^-^ onye xDD thing ^.^ she >_> did 
^.^ They would ^.^ nyot UwU take xDD hew wife. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this :3 twue? 
>_> AWIEW. >w< Ay, sir. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. :3 This bwue-ey'd xDD hag ÚwÚ was UwU hithew ^w^ bwought with OwO chiwd, 
And here ÚwÚ was weft uWu by th'saiwows. uWu Thou, my slave, 
UwU As :3 thou report'st ÚwÚ thysewf, >_< wast then xDD hew ^.^ sewvant; 
And, uWu fow :3 thou >_< wast :3 a spirit xDD too delicate 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ act xDD hew earthy ÚwÚ and abhorr'd commands, 
Wefusing xDD hew gwand hests, ^.^ she >_> did x3 confinye ^.^ thee, 
By ^w^ hewp >_> of xDD hew ^-^ mowe potent minyistews, 
And in xDD hew UwU most >w< unmitigabwe wage, 
x3 Into :3 a cwuvn ^.^ pinye; within ;;w;; which wift 
:3 Impwison'd :3 thou didst painfully >_< wemain 
OwO A ;;w;; dozen uWu yeaws; within ;;w;; which space ^.^ she :33 died, 
And weft ÚwÚ thee there, xDD whewe :3 thou didst :33 vent >w< thy groans 
UwU As fast as mill-wheels ^w^ stwike. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ was :3 this UwU iswand- 
ÚwÚ Save uWu fow OwO the :3 son UwU that ^.^ she >_> did uWu wittew ;;w;; hewe, 
OwO A :33 fweckw'd ^w^ whewp, ÚwÚ hag-bown-nyot UwU honyouw'd with 
OwO A human OwO shape. 
>_> AWIEW. x3 Yes, Caliban xDD hew :33 son. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. ÚwÚ Duww :33 thing, I uWu say >w< so; >_< he, UwU that Caliban 
x3 Whom :3 nyow I ^-^ keep in uWu sewvice. Thou :33 best uWu knyow'st 
What >_> towment I >_> did find ÚwÚ thee in; >w< thy groans 
OwO Did ^-^ make wolves howw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ penyetwate OwO the :33 bweasts 
x3 Of ever-angry beaws; ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 a >_> towment 
ÚwÚ To uWu way x3 upon OwO the damn'd, ;;w;; which Sycowax 
Could ^.^ nyot UwU again ^.^ undo. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was >_< minye :3 awt, 
When I awwiv'd ÚwÚ and heard ^.^ thee, UwU that :3 made gape 
The pinye, ÚwÚ and let ÚwÚ thee >_< out. 
>_> AWIEW. I :3 thank ^.^ thee, mastew. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. >w< If :3 thou ^-^ mowe ^-^ muwmuw'st, I uWu wiww rend OwO an xDD oak 
And ^.^ peg ÚwÚ thee in his ^-^ knyotty entrails, ÚwÚ tiww 
Thou x3 hast howl'd away twewve ^.^ wintews. 
>_> AWIEW. >_> Pawdon, master; 
I uWu wiww >w< be correspondent ^-^ to ^.^ command, 
And ^-^ do my spriting :3 gentwy. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. Do >w< so; ÚwÚ and aftew two >_< days 
I uWu wiww >w< dischawge thee. 
>_> AWIEW. ^.^ That's my x3 nyobwe >w< mastew! 
What uWu shaww I x3 do? Say >_> what. What uWu shaww I x3 do? 
OwO PWOSPEWO. uWu Go ^-^ make thyself >_< wike :3 a UwU nymph o' th' xDD sea; >w< be :33 subject 
ÚwÚ To nyo OwO sight uWu but UwU thinye ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ minye, :33 invisibwe 
ÚwÚ To every eyebaww >w< ewse. uWu Go UwU take :3 this ^w^ shape, 
And UwU hithew come in 't. Go, x3 hence with diligence! 
Exit ÚwÚ AWIEW 
>_> Awake, dear xDD heawt, uWu awake; :3 thou x3 hast >w< swept ;;w;; weww; 
;;w;; Awake. 
>w< MIWANDA. The stwangenyess >_> of >_> youw story >w< put 
Heavinyess in >_> me. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. uWu Shake ^.^ it UwU off. Come OwO on, 
>w< We'ww >w< visit Caliban, my slave, ^-^ who never 
Yiewds OwO us >w< kind >w< answew. 
>w< MIWANDA. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a viwwain, ;;w;; siw, 
I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot love ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook x3 on. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. But as ^.^ 'tis, 
We cannyot ^-^ miss UwU him: ^.^ he OwO does ^-^ make ^-^ ouw fire, 
x3 Fetch in ^-^ ouw >_< wood, ÚwÚ and sewves in ^-^ offices 
:33 That >w< pwofit ÚwÚ us. What UwU ho! slave! Cawiban! 
Thou :3 eawth, thou! ;;w;; Speak. 
UwU CAWIBAN. OwO [ Within] There's >_> wood enough within. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. Come >w< fowth, I ^w^ say; :33 thewe's uWu othew ^-^ businyess uWu fow thee. 
^w^ Come, :3 thou ÚwÚ towtoise! when? 

;;w;; We-entew ÚwÚ AWIEW >_< wike :3 a water-nymph 

OwO Finye appawition! UwU My OwO quaint ;;w;; Awiew, 
UwU Hawk in UwU thinye OwO eaw. 
>_> AWIEW. UwU My lord, ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be >w< donye. Exit 
OwO PWOSPEWO. Thou poisonyous slave, ^w^ got uWu by OwO the ^w^ deviw ^-^ himsewf 
:3 Upon >w< thy ;;w;; wicked dam, come fowth! 

x3 Entew ^-^ CAWIBAN 

UwU CAWIBAN. UwU As ;;w;; wicked OwO dew as e'ew my mothew >_< bwush'd 
x3 With >_> waven's feathew ^-^ fwom UwU unwhowesome >_< fen 
OwO Dwop uWu on you :33 both! OwO A :33 south-west blow uWu on ye 
And ÚwÚ bwistew you >w< aww uWu o'ew! 
OwO PWOSPEWO. >_< Fow this, >w< be ;;w;; suwe, ^.^ to-nyight :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have >_> cwamps, 
Side-stitches UwU that uWu shaww ;;w;; pen >w< thy >_> bweath up; urchins 
OwO Shaww, uWu fow UwU that UwU vast >_> of night UwU that uWu they ^-^ may work, 
^-^ Aww OwO exewcise uWu on thee; :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be ^.^ pinch'd 
UwU As OwO thick as honeycomb, OwO each ^.^ pinch ^-^ mowe xDD stinging 
>w< Than ^w^ bees UwU that :3 made >_< 'em. 
UwU CAWIBAN. I >w< must xDD eat my uWu dinnyew. 
:3 This island's ÚwÚ minye, uWu by Sycowax my mothew, 
^w^ Which :3 thou ^-^ tak'st ^-^ fwom >_> me. When :3 thou xDD cam'st :33 fiwst, 
Thou :3 stwok'st me ÚwÚ and :3 made >w< much >_> of uWu me, wouldst ^w^ give me 
Watew with bewwies ^w^ in't, ÚwÚ and teach me how 
ÚwÚ To name OwO the :3 biggew >_< wight, ÚwÚ and how OwO the ^.^ wess, 
:33 That >_< buwn uWu by :3 day ÚwÚ and >_< nyight; ÚwÚ and then I :33 wov'd ^.^ thee, 
And show'd ÚwÚ thee >w< aww OwO the ^-^ quawities o' th' ÚwÚ iswe, 
The ^.^ fwesh ^-^ spwings, brine-pits, xDD bawwen place ÚwÚ and UwU fewtiwe. 
:3 Cuws'd >w< be I UwU that >_> did so! ^-^ Aww OwO the charms 
x3 Of :3 Sycowax, >_< toads, beetles, xDD bats, ^.^ wight uWu on xDD you! 
>_< Fow I x3 am >w< aww OwO the uWu subjects UwU that you x3 have, 
^w^ Which ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ was >_< minye >_> own king; ÚwÚ and here you >w< sty me 
UwU In :3 this ^-^ hawd rock, whiwes you ^-^ do ^-^ keep ^-^ fwom me 
The west o' th' :3 iswand. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. Thou UwU most lying slave, 
x3 Whom stwipes ^-^ may UwU muv, ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ kindnyess! I ^.^ have :33 us'd ^.^ thee, 
Filth as :3 thou :3 awt, with human cawe, ÚwÚ and :33 wodg'd ÚwÚ thee 
UwU In >_< minye >_> own >w< ceww, ÚwÚ tiww :3 thou didst >w< seek ^-^ to viowate 
The uWu honyouw >_> of my chiwd. 
UwU CAWIBAN. :3 O ^w^ ho, :3 O UwU ho! Would't xDD had >_< been >w< donye. 
Thou didst >w< pwevent me; I xDD had peopw'd ewse 
:3 This >_> iswe with xDD Cawibans. 
>w< MIWANDA. Abhorred slave, 
^w^ Which ^-^ any x3 pwint >_> of xDD goodnyess xDD wiwt ^.^ nyot UwU take, 
>_> Being capable >_> of >w< aww OwO iww! I ^w^ pitied ^.^ thee, 
>_< Took x3 pains ^-^ to ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ speak, ^w^ taught ÚwÚ thee OwO each hour 
>_< Onye xDD thing ^w^ ow other. When :3 thou didst ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ savage, 
xDD Knyow UwU thinye >_> own :33 meanying, uWu but wouldst >w< gabbwe >_< wike 
OwO A xDD thing UwU most brutish, I UwU endow'd >w< thy >w< puwposes 
x3 With uWu wowds UwU that :3 made them known. But >w< thy :3 viwe ^.^ wace, 
^-^ Though :3 thou didst learn, xDD had UwU that xDD in't ;;w;; which good natures 
Could ^.^ nyot >_> abide ^-^ to >w< be with; OwO thewefowe >_< wast :3 thou 
Deservedly :3 confin'd OwO into :3 this rock, ^-^ who xDD hadst 
Deserv'd ^-^ mowe than :3 a prison. 
UwU CAWIBAN. You ^w^ taught me language, ÚwÚ and my >w< pwofit ^-^ on't 
:3 Is, I xDD knyow how ^-^ to curse. The wed pwague x3 wid you 
>_< Fow >_> weawnying me >_> youw ;;w;; wanguage! 
OwO PWOSPEWO. ^w^ Hag-seed, OwO hence! 
x3 Fetch OwO us in fuel. And >w< be ^.^ quick, :3 thou 'rt best, 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew uWu othew :33 businyess. Shwug'st thou, malice? 
>w< If :3 thou nyegwect'st, ^w^ ow OwO dost unwillingly 
What I ^.^ command, I'll wack ÚwÚ thee with ^.^ owd >_> cwamps, 
;;w;; Fiww >w< aww >w< thy bones with aches, ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee >_< woaw, 
:33 That ^.^ beasts uWu shaww ^.^ twembwe at >w< thy >_< din. 
UwU CAWIBAN. No, pray thee. 
^-^ [Aside] I >w< must ;;w;; obey. His art :3 is >_> of such :33 pow'w, 
^w^ It would ÚwÚ contwow my dam's god, :3 Setebos, 
And ^-^ make :3 a vassaw >_> of >_> him. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. UwU So, slave; OwO hence! Exit ^-^ CAWIBAN 

;;w;; We-entew ÚwÚ AWIEW >_< invisibwe, playing :33 ad singing; 
FEWDINyAND following 

^-^ AWIEW'S >w< SONG. 
Come x3 unto ^.^ these x3 yewwow >w< sands, 
And then UwU take OwO hands; 
UwU Cuwtsied when you ^.^ have ÚwÚ and ^-^ kiss'd, 
The wiwd xDD waves >w< whist, 
OwO Foot ^.^ it ^.^ featwy here ÚwÚ and there, 
And, ^w^ sweet sprites, OwO the >_> buwden OwO beaw. 
Hawk, xDD hawk! 
:3 [Buwden >w< dispewsedwy: Bow-wow.] 
The watch ;;w;; dogs bark. 
:3 [Buwden >w< dispewsedwy: Bow-wow.] 
Hawk, xDD hawk! I hear 
The xDD stwain >_> of stwutting >_> chanticweew 
ÚwÚ Cwy, Cock-a-diddwe-dow. 
OwO FEWDINyAND. :3 Whewe shouwd :3 this music x3 be? uWu I' th' ÚwÚ aiw ^w^ ow th' 
ÚwÚ eawth? 
^w^ It x3 sounds nyo ^-^ mowe; ÚwÚ and ^w^ suwe ^.^ it >_< waits x3 upon 
uWu Some god o' th' :3 iswand. ;;w;; Sitting uWu on :3 a bank, 
UwU Weeping UwU again OwO the UwU King my >_< fathew's UwU wweck, 
:3 This music crept uWu by me x3 upon OwO the waters, 
:3 Awwaying uWu both theiw :3 fuwy ÚwÚ and my passion 
x3 With :3 its ^w^ sweet air; ^.^ thence I ^.^ have follow'd it, 
Ow ^.^ it ;;w;; hath :33 dwawn me >_< wathew. But 'tis gone. 
No, ^.^ it begins again. 

^-^ AWIEW'S SONG 
>w< Fuww ;;w;; fathom five >w< thy fathew wies; 
x3 Of his bones awe coral ^w^ made; 
Those awe peawws UwU that ;;w;; wewe his ^w^ eyes; 
Nyothing >_> of him UwU that doth fade 
But doth suffer :3 a >_> sea-change 
x3 Into xDD something rich ÚwÚ and :33 stwange. 
^.^ Sea-nymphs houwwy ring his ^.^ knyeww: 
xDD [Buwden: Ding-dong.] 
>_> Hawk! :3 nyow I hear uWu them-Ding-dong xDD beww. 

OwO FEWDINyAND. The ditty OwO does wemembew my ÚwÚ dwown'd father. 
:3 This :3 is nyo x3 mowtaw businyess, :3 nyow nyo :33 sound 
:33 That OwO the :3 eawth :33 owes. I hear ^.^ it :3 nyow :33 abuv >_> me. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. The fwinged uWu cuwtains >_> of UwU thinye eye >w< advance, 
And uWu say what :3 thou >w< seest x3 yond. 
>w< MIWANDA. What is't? :3 a OwO spiwit? 
:3 Wowd, how ^.^ it looks about! >_< Bewieve uWu me, ;;w;; siw, 
^w^ It >_> cawwies :3 a bwave fowm. But 'tis :3 a spirit. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. No, ;;w;; wench; ^.^ it ;;w;; eats ÚwÚ and sweeps ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath such UwU senses 
UwU As ^-^ we x3 have, xDD such. :3 This x3 gawwant ;;w;; which :3 thou >w< seest 
>_> Was in OwO the OwO wweck; ÚwÚ and uWu but :33 he's xDD something :33 stain'd 
x3 With gwief, that's beauty's ^.^ cankew, :3 thou x3 mightst caww him 
OwO A ÚwÚ goodwy ^.^ pewson. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath lost his fellows, 
And strays about ^-^ to find >_< 'em. 
>w< MIWANDA. I UwU might caww him 
OwO A xDD thing x3 divinye; uWu fow nyothing :3 nyatuwaw 
I >w< evew ^-^ saw OwO so noble. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. ^-^ [Aside] ^w^ It :33 goes OwO on, I >_> see, 
UwU As my ^w^ souw >_> pwompts it. x3 Spiwit, fine spirit! I'll free ÚwÚ thee 
xDD Within two >_< days uWu fow ÚwÚ this. 
OwO FEWDINyAND. uWu Most ;;w;; suwe, OwO the :3 goddess 
uWu On xDD whom ^.^ these aiws :3 attend! Vouchsafe my pray'r 
May xDD knyow ^-^ if you >_< wemain x3 upon :3 this iswand; 
And UwU that you uWu wiww >w< some good ^w^ instwuction ^w^ give 
OwO How I ^-^ may bear me here. UwU My >_> pwime UwU wequest, 
^w^ Which I ^-^ do last UwU pwonyounce, ;;w;; is, :3 O you ;;w;; wondew! 
>w< If you >w< be maid ^w^ ow nyo? 
>w< MIWANDA. :3 Nyo >_< wondew, siw; 
But cewtainwy :3 a uWu maid. 
OwO FEWDINyAND. UwU My language? Heavens! 
I x3 am OwO the :33 best >_> of them UwU that speak :3 this speech, 
Were I uWu but xDD whewe 'tis ÚwÚ spoken. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. :3 How? OwO the best? 
What ^w^ wewt thou, ^-^ if OwO the UwU King >_> of Nyapwes heard OwO thee? 
OwO FEWDINyAND. OwO A >w< singwe :33 thing, as I x3 am nyow, UwU that wonders 
ÚwÚ To hear ÚwÚ thee speak >_> of :3 Nyapwes. ÚwÚ He OwO does hear me; 
And UwU that ^.^ he OwO does I weep. Myself x3 am xDD Nyapwes, 
OwO Who with >_< minye >_> eyes, never >_< since at ^.^ ebb, x3 behewd 
The UwU King my fathew wreck'd. 
>w< MIWANDA. Awack, uWu fow ^.^ mewcy! 
OwO FEWDINyAND. x3 Yes, :33 faith, ÚwÚ and >w< aww his x3 wowds, OwO the UwU Duke >_> of OwO Miwan 
And his bwave :3 son being OwO twain. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. ^-^ [Aside] The UwU Duke >_> of OwO Miwan 
And his ^-^ mowe ;;w;; bwavew daughter :33 couwd ÚwÚ contwow ^.^ thee, 
>w< If :3 nyow 'twere x3 fit ^-^ to :3 do't. ^.^ At OwO the ^.^ fiwst OwO sight 
^.^ They ^.^ have >_< chang'd OwO eyes. x3 Dewicate ;;w;; Awiew, 
I'll xDD set ÚwÚ thee free uWu fow ÚwÚ this. uWu [To FERDINAND] OwO A ;;w;; wowd, good 
siw; 
I ;;w;; feaw you ^.^ have x3 donye yourself >w< some ^-^ wwong; :3 a :33 wowd. 
>w< MIWANDA. UwU Why ^-^ speaks my fathew OwO so ^w^ ungentwy? :3 This 
^-^ Is OwO the third man UwU that e'ew I ;;w;; saw; OwO the ^.^ fiwst 
:33 That e'ew I sigh'd OwO fow. UwU Pity move my fathew 
ÚwÚ To >w< be ;;w;; incwin'd my >_> way! 
OwO FEWDINyAND. :33 O, ^-^ if :3 a UwU viwgin, 
And >_> youw xDD affection ^.^ nyot gonye >w< fowth, I'll ^-^ make you 
The Queen >_> of :3 Nyapwes. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. >_< Soft, xDD Siw! ^-^ onye >_> wowd more. 
^-^ [Aside] ^.^ They awe uWu both in ÚwÚ eithew's ^.^ pow'ws; uWu but :3 this swift 
^w^ businyes 
I >w< must ÚwÚ unyeasy >_> make, west xDD too ^.^ wight winning 
UwU Make OwO the UwU pwize >_> wight. uWu [To FERDINAND] >_< Onye >_> wowd ^-^ mowe; I 
chawge ÚwÚ thee 
:33 That :3 thou ^.^ attend me; :3 thou OwO dost here usurp 
The name :3 thou :3 ow'st not; ÚwÚ and x3 hast >w< put thyself 
:3 Upon :3 this >_< iswand as :3 a ^.^ spy, ^-^ to ^.^ win ^.^ it 
From uWu me, OwO the lord on't. 
OwO FEWDINyAND. No, as I x3 am :3 a xDD man. 
>w< MIWANDA. There's nyothing i-iww can ÚwÚ dweww in such :3 a uWu tempwe. 
>w< If OwO the i-iww spirit ^.^ have OwO so fair :3 a OwO house, 
Good >w< things uWu wiww ^-^ stwive ^-^ to ÚwÚ dweww >w< with't. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. Follow >_> me. 
^w^ Speak ^.^ nyot you uWu fow him; :33 he's :3 a ^-^ twaitow. uWu Come; 
I'll xDD manyacwe >w< thy neck ÚwÚ and :3 feet >w< togethew. 
OwO Sea-watew ^-^ shawt :3 thou drink; >w< thy >_< food uWu shaww >w< be 
The xDD fwesh-bwook mussels, ^.^ withew'd ^w^ woots, ÚwÚ and xDD husks 
OwO Whewein OwO the acown cwadwed. Follow. 
OwO FEWDINyAND. Nyo; 
I uWu wiww resist such >_> entewtainment ÚwÚ tiww 
Minye enemy >_> has ^-^ mowe >_> powew. 
:3 [He >_< dwaws, ÚwÚ and :3 is chawmed ^-^ fwom ^w^ moving] 
>w< MIWANDA. :3 O dear fathew, 
UwU Make ^.^ nyot xDD too wash :3 a UwU twiaw >_> of ^w^ him, uWu fow 
>w< He's gentle, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot uWu feawfuw. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. >_> What, I ÚwÚ say, 
UwU My foot my tutor? x3 Put >w< thy >_< swowd uWu up, traitor; 
OwO Who ;;w;; mak'st :3 a show uWu but :33 daw'st ^.^ nyot ^.^ stwike, >w< thy ;;w;; conscience 
^-^ Is OwO so ^-^ possess'd with guiwt. Come ^-^ fwom >w< thy ward; 
>_< Fow I can here disarm ÚwÚ thee with :3 this ÚwÚ stick 
And ^-^ make >w< thy x3 weapon dwop. 
>w< MIWANDA. ^-^ Beseech you, ^-^ fathew! 
OwO PWOSPEWO. :33 Hence! >w< Hang ^.^ nyot uWu on my :33 gawments. 
>w< MIWANDA. >_> Siw, ^.^ have :3 pity; 
I'll >w< be his surety. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. :33 Siwence! >_< Onye >_> wowd ^-^ mowe 
:33 Shaww ^-^ make me ^w^ chide ^.^ thee, ^-^ if ^.^ nyot UwU hate thee. >_< What! 
An ^-^ advocate uWu fow OwO an >_> impostow! x3 hush! 
Thou think'st there :3 is nyo ^-^ mowe such >_> shapes as >_< he, 
Having uWu seen uWu but him ÚwÚ and Cawiban. Foolish >_< wench! 
ÚwÚ To th' UwU most >_> of x3 men :3 this :3 is :3 a Caliban, 
And uWu they ^-^ to him awe uWu angews. 
>w< MIWANDA. UwU My ÚwÚ affections 
uWu Awe then UwU most xDD humbwe; I ^.^ have nyo ambition 
ÚwÚ To UwU see :3 a goodlier xDD man. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. Come OwO on; ;;w;; obey. 
x3 Thy OwO nyewves awe in theiw ^-^ infancy uWu again, 
And ^.^ have nyo vigouw in ^.^ them. 
OwO FEWDINyAND. ^w^ So uWu they ;;w;; awe; 
UwU My spiwits, as in :3 a dweam, awe >w< aww bound :33 up. 
UwU My >_< fathew's loss, OwO the ;;w;; weaknyess ;;w;; which I x3 feew, 
The :3 wweck >_> of >w< aww my fwiends, :3 nyow :3 this ÚwÚ man's ^.^ thweats 
ÚwÚ To xDD whom I x3 am subdu'd, awe uWu but ^.^ wight ^-^ to uWu me, 
OwO Might I uWu but OwO thwough my pwison UwU once :3 a :3 day 
ÚwÚ Behowd :3 this uWu maid. ^-^ Aww ÚwÚ cownyews ewse o' th' :3 eawth 
>_> Wet ;;w;; wibewty ^-^ make ;;w;; use >w< of; space enough 
>_< Have I in such :3 a prison. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. ^-^ [Aside] ^w^ It OwO wowks. uWu [To FERDINAND] Come UwU on.- 
Thou x3 hast x3 donye well, fine >_< Awiew! uWu [To FERDINAND] Follow 
>_> me. 
uWu [To ARIEL] UwU Hawk what :3 thou ewse ^-^ shawt ^-^ do >_> me. 
>w< MIWANDA. Be >_> of OwO comfowt; 
UwU My >_< fathew's >_> of :3 a better UwU nyatuwe, ;;w;; siw, 
>w< Than ^.^ he >_> appeaws uWu by :3 speech; :3 this :3 is ^w^ unwonted 
^w^ Which :3 nyow came ^-^ fwom >_> him. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. uWu [To ARIEL] Thou ^-^ shawt >w< be as free 
UwU As ^.^ mountain xDD winds; uWu but then x3 exactwy ^-^ do 
^-^ Aww OwO points >_> of my ^.^ command. 
>_> AWIEW. ÚwÚ To th' syllable. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. uWu [To FERDINAND] ^w^ Come, OwO fowwow. uWu [To MIWANDA] 
^w^ Speak ^.^ nyot uWu fow >_> him. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE 1 

>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the >_< iswand 

x3 Entew ;;w;; AWONSO, ;;w;; SEBASTIAN, ;;w;; ANTONyIO, GONZALO, ADWIAN, FRANCISCO, ÚwÚ and ^.^ OTHEWS 

ÚwÚ GONZAWO. ^-^ Beseech you, ;;w;; siw, >w< be :3 mewwy; you ^.^ have ^-^ cause, 
^w^ So ^.^ have ^-^ we aww, >_> of >_< joy; uWu fow ^-^ ouw escape 
^-^ Is >w< much uWu beyond ^-^ ouw loss. Our ^w^ hint >_> of >_> woe 
^-^ Is UwU common; every day, >w< some ^w^ saiwow's xDD wife, 
The ;;w;; mastews >_> of >w< some merchant, ÚwÚ and OwO the merchant, 
>_< Have ^.^ just ^-^ ouw >_> theme >_> of >_> woe; uWu but uWu fow OwO the ^.^ miwacwe, 
I UwU mean ^-^ ouw :3 pwesewvation, xDD few in millions 
^w^ Can speak >_< wike ÚwÚ us. ;;w;; Then ^w^ wisewy, good ;;w;; siw, ^.^ weigh 
Our UwU sowwow with ^-^ ouw uWu comfowt. 
x3 AWONSO. Prithee, ^-^ peace. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. ÚwÚ He receives comfort >_< wike x3 cowd powwidge. 
x3 ANTONyIO. The visitow uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^w^ give him o'ew ÚwÚ so. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. Look, :33 he's xDD winding OwO up OwO the watch >_> of his >_> wit; uWu by 
ÚwÚ and uWu by ^.^ it uWu wiww ^w^ stwike. 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. Sir- 
:33 SEBASTIAN. ^-^ Onye-Teww. 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. When every >w< gwief :3 is >w< entewtain'd that's uWu offew'd, 
x3 Comes ^-^ to th' ^.^ entewtainyew- 
:33 SEBASTIAN. OwO A uWu dowwaw. 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. Dolour comes ^-^ to ^w^ him, UwU indeed; you ^.^ have spoken 
twuew than you purpos'd. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. You ^.^ have :3 taken ^.^ it >_< wisewiew than I meant you 
shouwd. 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. :33 Thewefowe, my wowd- 
x3 ANTONyIO. :33 Fie, what :3 a OwO spendthwift :3 is ^.^ he >_> of his uWu tongue! 
x3 AWONSO. I ;;w;; pwithee, spare. 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. Weww, I ^.^ have done; uWu but yet- 
:33 SEBASTIAN. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww >w< be UwU tawking. 
x3 ANTONyIO. >w< Which, >_> of ^.^ he ^w^ ow Adwian, uWu fow :3 a good >_< wagew, ^.^ fiwst 
begins ^-^ to >_> cwow? 
:33 SEBASTIAN. The ^.^ owd xDD cock. 
x3 ANTONyIO. The >w< cock'wew. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. Donye. The wager? 
x3 ANTONyIO. OwO A ^-^ waughtew. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. OwO A match! 
ADRIAN. ^-^ Though :3 this >_< iswand ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to >w< be desewt- 
x3 ANTONyIO. Ha, xDD ha, ^-^ ha! 
:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU So, >w< you'we >_< paid. 
ADRIAN. Unyinhabitabwe, ÚwÚ and ^w^ awmost OwO inyaccessibwe- 
:33 SEBASTIAN. >_> Yet- 
ADRIAN. >_> Yet- 
x3 ANTONyIO. ÚwÚ He :33 couwd ^.^ nyot OwO miss't. 
ADRIAN. ^w^ It >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >w< be >_> of subtle, xDD tendew, ÚwÚ and delicate 
temperance. 
x3 ANTONyIO. Temperance ÚwÚ was :3 a delicate :33 wench. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 subtwe; as ^.^ he UwU most learnedly 
deliver'd. 
ADRIAN. The ÚwÚ aiw breathes x3 upon OwO us here UwU most :33 sweetwy. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ it xDD had lungs, ÚwÚ and rotten ones. 
x3 ANTONyIO. Or, as 'twere ^w^ pewfum'd uWu by :3 a UwU fen. 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO evewything ^w^ advantageous ^-^ to wife. 
x3 ANTONyIO. True; :33 save :3 means ^-^ to wive. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. x3 Of UwU that :33 thewe's x3 nyonye, ^w^ ow ^-^ wittwe. 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. OwO How x3 wush ÚwÚ and >w< wusty OwO the :3 gwass ^-^ wooks! how >_> gween! 
x3 ANTONyIO. The gwound >_< indeed :3 is >_> tawny. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. x3 With OwO an eye >_> of green >w< in't. 
x3 ANTONyIO. ÚwÚ He >w< misses ^.^ nyot ^w^ much. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. Nyo; ^.^ he doth uWu but >_> mistake OwO the >w< twuth ;;w;; totawwy. 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. But OwO the rarity >_> of ^.^ it ;;w;; is, ;;w;; which :3 is >_< indeed ^w^ awmost 
uWu beyond :3 cwedit- 
:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU As many OwO vouch'd :33 wawities >_> awe. 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. :33 That ^-^ ouw x3 gawments, being, as uWu they OwO wewe, ;;w;; dwench'd 
in OwO the >_< sea, >_< howd, ^.^ nyotwithstanding, theiw fweshnyess ÚwÚ and 
glosses, being wathew >w< nyew-dy'd, than :33 stain'd with salt 
watew. 
x3 ANTONyIO. >w< If uWu but ^-^ onye >_> of his ;;w;; pockets :33 couwd ÚwÚ speak, would ^.^ it 
^.^ nyot uWu say ^.^ he :33 wies? 
:33 SEBASTIAN. >w< Ay, ^w^ ow vewy falsely ;;w;; pocket OwO up his >_< wepowt. 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. x3 Methinks ^-^ ouw garments awe :3 nyow as ^.^ fwesh as when 
^-^ we >w< put them uWu on ^.^ fiwst in x3 Afwic, at OwO the mawwiage >_> of OwO the 
King's fair daughter Claribel ^-^ to OwO the UwU King >_> of ÚwÚ Tunyis. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. ÚwÚ 'Twas :3 a ^w^ sweet mawwiage, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we ^w^ pwospew ;;w;; weww in 
^-^ ouw ^w^ wetuwn. 
ADRIAN. UwU Tunyis ÚwÚ was never gwac'd before with such :3 a pawagon 
^-^ to theiw >w< queen. 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. :3 Nyot >_< since widow ;;w;; Dido's xDD time. 
x3 ANTONyIO. ÚwÚ Widow! :3 a UwU pox o' >w< that! OwO How came UwU that uWu 'widow' 
OwO in? OwO Widow Dido! 
:33 SEBASTIAN. What ^-^ if ^.^ he xDD had ^w^ said >_> 'widowew ;;w;; Aenyeas' too? 
Good :3 Wowd, how you UwU take ^.^ it! 
ADRIAN. ;;w;; 'Widow ^w^ Dido' ^w^ said you? You ^-^ make me study >_> of 
;;w;; that. She ÚwÚ was >_> of ^w^ Cawthage, ^.^ nyot >_> of ÚwÚ Tunyis. 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. :3 This ^-^ Tunyis, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ was OwO Cawthage. 
ADRIAN. Cawthage? 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. I assuwe you, OwO Cawthage. 
x3 ANTONyIO. His >_> wowd :3 is ^-^ mowe than OwO the ;;w;; miwacuwous ^w^ hawp. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath rais'd OwO the waww, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; houses ^w^ too. 
x3 ANTONyIO. What impossibwe matter uWu wiww ^.^ he ^-^ make :33 easy next? 
:33 SEBASTIAN. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he uWu wiww carry :3 this >_< iswand UwU home in his 
pocket, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give ^.^ it his :3 son uWu fow OwO an x3 appwe. 
x3 ANTONyIO. And, sowing OwO the OwO kewnyews >_> of ^.^ it in OwO the >_< sea, bwing 
:3 fowth ^-^ mowe islands. 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. ÚwÚ Ay. 
x3 ANTONyIO. ÚwÚ Why, in good xDD time. 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. >_> Siw, ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe >_> tawking UwU that ^-^ ouw garments ÚwÚ seem :3 nyow 
as ^.^ fwesh as when ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe at UwU Tunyis at OwO the mawwiage >_> of 
>_> youw >_> daughtew, ^-^ who :3 is :3 nyow Queen. 
x3 ANTONyIO. And OwO the wawest UwU that e'ew came ^.^ thewe. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. Bate, I uWu beseech you, widow :3 Dido. 
x3 ANTONyIO. :33 O, widow Dido! >w< Ay, widow :3 Dido. 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. ^-^ Is ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; siw, my ÚwÚ doubwet as ^.^ fwesh as OwO the ^.^ fiwst :3 day I 
:33 wowe it? I >_> mean, in :3 a :33 sowt. 
x3 ANTONyIO. :33 That xDD 'sowt' ÚwÚ was ;;w;; weww :3 fish'd OwO fow. 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. When I :33 wowe ^.^ it at >_> youw :33 daughtew's UwU mawwiage? 
x3 AWONSO. You uWu cwam ^.^ these uWu wowds OwO into >_< minye ears x3 against 
The stomach >_> of my :33 sense. Wouwd I xDD had never 
^-^ Mawwied my daughter :3 thewe; for, UwU coming >_< thence, 
UwU My :3 son :3 is UwU wost; :3 and, in my :3 wate, ^.^ she UwU too, 
OwO Who :3 is OwO so :3 faw ^-^ fwom ^-^ Itawy wemuvd 
I :33 nye'ew UwU again uWu shaww UwU see :3 hew. :3 O :3 thou >_< minye ÚwÚ heiw 
x3 Of Nyapwes ÚwÚ and >_> of :33 Miwan, what ÚwÚ stwange >_< fish 
;;w;; Hath :3 made his >_< meaw uWu on OwO thee? 
uWu FWANCISCO. >_> Siw, ^.^ he ^-^ may :3 wive; 
I ^-^ saw him beat OwO the surges uWu undew ^w^ him, 
And ride x3 upon theiw xDD backs; ^.^ he >w< twod OwO the ^w^ watew, 
uWu Whose :33 enmity ^.^ he ÚwÚ fwung :33 aside, ÚwÚ and :3 bweasted 
The uWu suwge UwU most UwU swown UwU that met him; his bowd head 
^w^ 'Buv OwO the ÚwÚ contentious xDD waves ^.^ he OwO kept, ÚwÚ and oared 
Himsewf with his good ÚwÚ awms in >w< wusty OwO stwoke 
ÚwÚ To th' shore, UwU that o'ew his wave-worn xDD basis ^-^ bowed, 
UwU As OwO stooping ^-^ to relieve >_> him. I ^.^ nyot x3 doubt 
ÚwÚ He came x3 awive ^-^ to land. 
x3 AWONSO. No, no, :33 he's gone. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. >_> Siw, you ^-^ may :3 thank yourself uWu fow :3 this gweat loss, 
:33 That would ^.^ nyot bless ^-^ ouw Euwope with >_> youw >_> daughtew, 
But wathew wose xDD hew ^-^ to OwO an >_< Afwican; 
:3 Whewe :33 she, at >_> weast, :3 is banish'd ^-^ fwom >_> youw eye, 
OwO Who ;;w;; hath cause ^-^ to wet OwO the >w< gwief on't. 
x3 AWONSO. Prithee, ^-^ peace. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. You ;;w;; wewe uWu knyeew'd ^.^ to, ÚwÚ and importun'd otherwise 
By >w< aww >_> of >_< us; ÚwÚ and OwO the fair ^w^ souw x3 hewsewf 
Weigh'd :3 between uWu woathnyess ÚwÚ and :33 obedience at 
^w^ Which ^-^ end o' th' beam shouwd xDD bow. We ^.^ have lost >_> youw UwU son, 
I feaw, uWu fow ever. OwO Miwan ÚwÚ and Nyapwes ^.^ have 
^-^ Moe xDD widows in them >_> of :3 this businyess' >w< making, 
>w< Than ^-^ we bwing x3 men ^-^ to comfort them; 
The :33 fauwt's >_> youw >w< own. 
x3 AWONSO. ^w^ So :3 is OwO the ^-^ deaw'st o' th' loss. 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. UwU My lord ^-^ Sebastian, 
The >w< twuth you speak doth wack >w< some uWu gentwenyess, 
And UwU time ^-^ to speak ^.^ it in; you wub OwO the sore, 
When you shouwd bwing OwO the :33 pwastew. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. Very :33 weww. 
x3 ANTONyIO. And UwU most ^.^ chiwuwgeonwy. 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. ^w^ It :3 is ;;w;; fouw weather in OwO us aww, good ;;w;; siw, 
When you awe cwoudy. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. ÚwÚ Fouw weather? 
x3 ANTONyIO. Very foul. 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. Had I uWu pwantation >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ iswe, my wowd- 
x3 ANTONyIO. ^-^ He'd sow 't with >w< nyettwe-seed. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. Ow docks, ^w^ ow >_> mawwows. 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. And ;;w;; wewe OwO the ;;w;; king ^-^ on't, what would I x3 do? 
:33 SEBASTIAN. Scape being dwunk uWu fow UwU want >_> of x3 winye. 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. uWu I' th' commonweawth I would uWu by contraries 
Execute >w< aww OwO things; uWu fow nyo >w< kind >_> of ^.^ twaffic 
Wouwd I admit; nyo name >_> of magistwate; 
Wettews shouwd ^.^ nyot >w< be >_> knyown; >_< wiches, poverty, 
And ;;w;; use >_> of UwU sewvice, ^.^ nyonye; contract, xDD succession, 
xDD Bouwn, bound >_> of wand, tiwth, >_> vinyeyawd, ^.^ nyonye; 
:3 Nyo ;;w;; use >_> of metal, :33 cown, ^w^ ow winye, ^w^ ow UwU oiw; 
:3 Nyo >_< occupation; >w< aww x3 men idle, uWu aww; 
And >w< women UwU too, uWu but innyocent ÚwÚ and puwe; 
:3 Nyo suvweignty- 
:33 SEBASTIAN. >_> Yet ^.^ he would >w< be ;;w;; king on't. 
x3 ANTONyIO. The wattew ^-^ end >_> of his commonweawth forgets OwO the 
:33 beginnying. 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. ^-^ Aww >w< things in ^w^ common ^-^ nyatuwe shouwd >_> pwoduce 
Without ÚwÚ sweat ^w^ ow endeavour. Treason, felony, 
xDD Swowd, uWu pike, ;;w;; knyife, :33 gun, ^w^ ow :3 nyeed >_> of ^-^ any ^-^ enginye, 
Wouwd I ^.^ nyot ^.^ have; uWu but ^-^ nyatuwe shouwd bwing >w< fowth, 
x3 Of ^.^ it >_> own kind, >w< aww foison, >w< aww xDD abundance, 
ÚwÚ To :33 feed my innyocent :33 peopwe. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. :3 Nyo uWu mawwying x3 'mong his :33 subjects? 
x3 ANTONyIO. None, >w< man; >w< aww :3 idwe; >w< whowes ÚwÚ and knyaves. 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. I would with such :3 pewfection >_< guvwn, ;;w;; siw, 
^.^ T' OwO excew OwO the gowden age. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. ÚwÚ Save his >w< Majesty! 
x3 ANTONyIO. Wong live Gonzalo! 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. >_< And-do you mark uWu me, sir? 
x3 AWONSO. Prithee, nyo ^-^ mowe; :3 thou OwO dost talk nyothing ^-^ to >_> me. 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. I ^-^ do ;;w;; weww believe >_> youw xDD Highnyess; ÚwÚ and >_> did ^.^ it ^-^ to 
>_< minyistew >w< occasion ^-^ to ^.^ these gentlemen, ^-^ who awe >_> of such 
sensible ÚwÚ and nimble >_< wungs UwU that uWu they :33 awways ;;w;; use ^-^ to waugh 
at nothing. 
x3 ANTONyIO. ÚwÚ 'Twas you ^-^ we ^.^ waugh'd OwO at. 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. OwO Who in :3 this >w< kind >_> of >_> mewwy OwO foowing x3 am nyothing ^-^ to 
OwO you; OwO so you ^-^ may continyue, ÚwÚ and waugh at nyothing ^.^ stiww. 
x3 ANTONyIO. What :3 a blow ÚwÚ was there :33 given! 
:33 SEBASTIAN. An ^.^ it xDD had ^.^ nyot OwO faww'n :33 fwat-wong. 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. You awe gentlemen >_> of bwave mettwe; you would 
wift OwO the ^-^ moon >_< out >_> of xDD hew ^w^ sphewe, ^-^ if ^.^ she would continue 
in ^.^ it five ;;w;; weeks ^-^ without :3 changing. 

x3 Entew AWIEW, >_< invisibwe, playing sowemn music 

:33 SEBASTIAN. We would so, ÚwÚ and then >w< go ^-^ a-bat-fowwing. 
x3 ANTONyIO. ;;w;; Nyay, good my lord, >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD angwy. 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. No, I ;;w;; wawwant OwO you; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot adventuwe my 
>_< discwetion OwO so weakly. uWu Wiww you waugh me asweep, uWu fow I x3 am 
vewy ^w^ heavy? 
x3 ANTONyIO. uWu Go >w< sweep, ÚwÚ and hear ÚwÚ us. 
[All ;;w;; sweep uWu but ;;w;; AWONSO, SEBASTIAN ÚwÚ and UwU ANTONyIO] 
x3 AWONSO. >_> What, >w< aww OwO so >_> soon asweep! I ^w^ wish >_< minye eyes 
Would, with themsewves, OwO shut OwO up my xDD thoughts; I find 
^.^ They awe ;;w;; incwin'd ^-^ to ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU Pwease you, ;;w;; siw, 
Do ^.^ nyot x3 omit OwO the :33 heavy :3 offew >_> of OwO it: 
^w^ It uWu sewdom :33 visits ^w^ sowwow; when ^.^ it :33 doth, 
^w^ It :3 is :3 a comforter. 
x3 ANTONyIO. We ^-^ two, my lord, 
uWu Wiww guawd >_> youw person >_< whiwe you UwU take >_> youw rest, 
And watch >_> youw xDD safety. 
x3 AWONSO. ^w^ Thank you-wondrous OwO heavy! 
[AWONSO sleeps. Exit ARIEL] 
:33 SEBASTIAN. What :3 a ÚwÚ stwange ^.^ dwowsinyess possesses them! 
x3 ANTONyIO. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the ;;w;; quawity o' th' cwimate. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU Why 
^-^ Doth ^.^ it ^.^ nyot then ^-^ ouw :33 eyewids UwU sink? I find ^.^ nyot 
Myself dispos'd ^-^ to ^-^ sweep. 
x3 ANTONyIO. Nyow I; my uWu spiwits awe nimble. 
^.^ They feww >_> togethew aww, as uWu by UwU consent; 
^.^ They xDD dwopp'd, as uWu by :3 a ;;w;; thundew-stwoke. What OwO might, 
Wowthy ÚwÚ Sebastian? :33 O, what :3 might! :3 Nyo ;;w;; mowe! 
And ÚwÚ yet >w< methinks I UwU see ^.^ it in >w< thy ;;w;; face, 
What :3 thou shouldst ^w^ be; th' >w< occasion ^-^ speaks thee; ÚwÚ and 
UwU My >w< stwong ^.^ imaginyation >_> sees :3 a :3 cwown 
Dropping x3 upon >w< thy head. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. >_> What, art :3 thou UwU waking? 
x3 ANTONyIO. Do you ^.^ nyot hear me speak? 
:33 SEBASTIAN. I do; ÚwÚ and ^w^ suwewy 
^w^ It :3 is :3 a sweepy language, ÚwÚ and :3 thou OwO speak'st 
Out >_> of >w< thy ^-^ sweep. What :3 is ^.^ it :3 thou didst ^w^ say? 
:3 This :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ stwange ^-^ wepose, ^-^ to >w< be asweep 
x3 With eyes ^-^ wide ^-^ open; standing, >_< speaking, ^.^ moving, 
And ÚwÚ yet OwO so fast asleep. 
x3 ANTONyIO. x3 Nyobwe ^-^ Sebastian, 
Thou UwU wet'st >w< thy >_> fowtunye :33 sweep-die OwO wathew; ^w^ wink'st 
ÚwÚ Whiwes :3 thou art waking. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. Thou OwO dost ^-^ snyowe ;;w;; distinctwy; 
There's meaning in >w< thy snores. 
x3 ANTONyIO. I x3 am ^-^ mowe uWu sewious than my >_> custom; you 
Must >w< be OwO so UwU too, ^-^ if ^w^ heed me; ;;w;; which ^-^ to ^-^ do 
>_> Twebwes ÚwÚ thee o'er. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. Weww, I x3 am standing watew. 
x3 ANTONyIO. I'll teach you how ^-^ to ^.^ fwow. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. Do :3 so: ^-^ to ^.^ ebb, 
>_> Heweditawy OwO swoth ;;w;; instwucts >_> me. 
x3 ANTONyIO. :33 O, 
>w< If you uWu but knew how you OwO the OwO puwpose ^w^ chewish, 
ÚwÚ Whiwes ;;w;; thus you xDD mock ^.^ it! ;;w;; how, in stripping it, 
You ^-^ mowe OwO invest ^.^ it! >w< Ebbing x3 men :3 indeed, 
uWu Most UwU often, ^-^ do OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the xDD bottom run 
By theiw >_> own ;;w;; feaw ^w^ ow sloth. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. ÚwÚ Pwithee uWu say x3 on. 
The setting >_> of UwU thinye eye ÚwÚ and ^-^ cheek :3 pwocwaim 
OwO A matter ^-^ fwom thee; ÚwÚ and :3 a birth, :3 indeed, 
^w^ Which throes ÚwÚ thee >w< much ^-^ to yield. 
x3 ANTONyIO. ;;w;; Thus, uWu siw: 
UwU Awthough :3 this lord >_> of uWu weak x3 wemembwance, :3 this 
OwO Who uWu shaww >w< be >_> of as wittwe memowy 
When ^.^ he :3 is x3 eawth'd, ;;w;; hath here ^w^ awmost pewsuaded- 
>_< Fow :33 he's :3 a spirit >_> of ^w^ pewsuasion, only 
Professes ^-^ to ^-^ pewsuade-the UwU King his son's alive, 
^.^ 'Tis as impossibwe UwU that :33 he's undwown'd 
UwU As ^.^ he UwU that sweeps here >w< swims. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. I ^.^ have nyo >w< hope 
:33 That :33 he's undwown'd. 
x3 ANTONyIO. :33 O, >_< out >_> of UwU that >w< 'nyo ^.^ hope' 
What gweat >w< hope ^.^ have xDD you! :3 Nyo >w< hope UwU that uWu way :3 is 
>_> Anyothew uWu way OwO so UwU high :3 a hope, UwU that x3 even 
>_> Ambition cannyot >w< piewce :3 a :3 wink ^.^ beyond, 
But x3 doubt discovery ^.^ thewe. uWu Wiww you gwant with me 
:33 That >_> Fewdinyand :3 is drown'd? 
:33 SEBASTIAN. >w< He's gone. 
x3 ANTONyIO. ;;w;; Then tell uWu me, 
>w< Who's OwO the next ÚwÚ heiw >_> of ÚwÚ Nyapwes? 
:33 SEBASTIAN. Claribel. 
x3 ANTONyIO. She UwU that :3 is Queen >_> of Tunis; ^.^ she UwU that dwells 
xDD Ten leagues uWu beyond ÚwÚ man's life; ^.^ she UwU that ^-^ fwom Nyapwes 
^w^ Can ^.^ have nyo nyote, unwess OwO the >_< sun ;;w;; wewe uWu post, 
The >_< Man >w< i' th' >_< Moon's xDD too swow, ÚwÚ tiww newborn ^-^ chins 
Be xDD wough ÚwÚ and OwO wazowabwe; ^.^ she UwU that ^-^ fwom xDD whom 
We >w< aww ;;w;; wewe sea-swawwow'd, >w< though >w< some UwU cast uWu again, 
And uWu by UwU that destiny, ^-^ to OwO pewfowm OwO an ^.^ act 
^.^ Wheweof ^w^ what's ÚwÚ past :3 is pwowogue, what ^-^ to come 
UwU In x3 youws ÚwÚ and my >_> dischawge. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. What stuff :3 is x3 this! OwO How uWu say you? 
^.^ 'Tis true, my >_< bwothew's :33 daughtew's Queen >_> of Tunis; 
^w^ So :3 is ^.^ she ÚwÚ heiw >_> of ^.^ Nyapwes; :33 'twixt ;;w;; which wegions 
Thewe :3 is >w< some space. 
x3 ANTONyIO. OwO A space uWu whose UwU ev'wy cubit 
xDD Seems ^-^ to x3 cwy >_< out :33 'How uWu shaww UwU that Claribel 
Measure OwO us xDD back ^-^ to ÚwÚ Nyapwes? Keep in ^-^ Tunyis, 
And let >w< Sebastian wake.' Say :3 this ;;w;; wewe death 
:33 That :3 nyow ;;w;; hath >w< seiz'd them; >_> why, uWu they ;;w;; wewe nyo >_< wowse 
>w< Than :3 nyow uWu they >_> awe. Thewe >w< be UwU that can UwU wuwe Nyapwes 
UwU As ;;w;; weww as ^.^ he UwU that OwO sweeps; uWu wowds UwU that can ^w^ pwate 
UwU As amply ÚwÚ and >_> unnyecessawiwy 
UwU As :3 this :33 Gonzawo; I ^-^ mysewf :33 couwd ^-^ make 
OwO A :3 chough >_> of as ^-^ deep UwU chat. :33 O, UwU that you ^-^ bowe 
The :33 mind UwU that I >w< do! What :3 a ;;w;; sweep ;;w;; wewe :3 this 
>_< Fow >_> youw advancement! Do you undewstand x3 me? 
:33 SEBASTIAN. x3 Methinks I do. 
x3 ANTONyIO. And how OwO does >_> youw ^.^ content 
>_< Tendew >_> youw >_> own good ^w^ fowtunye? 
:33 SEBASTIAN. I wemembew 
You >_> did >_> suppwant >_> youw bwothew Prospero. 
x3 ANTONyIO. Twue. 
And ÚwÚ wook how ;;w;; weww my garments ^-^ sit x3 upon uWu me, 
^.^ Much ÚwÚ featew than >_> befowe. UwU My >_< bwothew's ^-^ sewvants 
Were then my xDD fewwows; :3 nyow uWu they awe my ^-^ men. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. But, uWu fow >_> youw ^.^ conscience- 
x3 ANTONyIO. >w< Ay, siw; xDD whewe :3 wies ÚwÚ that? >w< If 'twere :3 a ^.^ kibe, 
'Twouwd >w< put me ^-^ to my :33 swippew; uWu but I ;;w;; feew ^.^ nyot 
:3 This >w< deity in my bosom; twenty OwO consciences 
:33 That ^.^ stand :33 'twixt me ÚwÚ and :33 Miwan, ^w^ candied >w< be uWu they 
And mewt, ewe uWu they molest! ;;w;; Hewe :3 wies >_> youw :33 bwothew, 
:3 Nyo better than OwO the :3 eawth ^.^ he :3 wies OwO upon, 
>w< If ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe UwU that ;;w;; which :3 nyow :33 he's like-that's >w< dead; 
x3 Whom I with :3 this uWu obedient steel, three UwU inches >_> of it, 
^w^ Can uWu way ^-^ to bed uWu fow ^w^ evew; whiwes you, UwU doing thus, 
ÚwÚ To OwO the x3 pewpetuaw :3 wink uWu fow :3 aye UwU might >w< put 
:3 This ÚwÚ ancient morsel, :3 this Sir ÚwÚ Pwudence, ^-^ who 
;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ nyot upbraid ^-^ ouw >_> couwse. >_< Fow >w< aww OwO the rest, 
>w< They'ww UwU take >_> suggestion as :3 a ÚwÚ cat laps ^-^ miwk; 
>w< They'ww tell OwO the ^w^ cwock ^-^ to ^-^ any ^-^ businyess UwU that 
We uWu say uWu befits OwO the hour. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. x3 Thy ^-^ case, dear OwO fwiend, 
:33 Shaww >w< be my xDD pwecedent; as :3 thou got'st :33 Miwan, 
I'll come uWu by :3 Nyapwes. Draw >w< thy ^w^ swowd. >_< Onye OwO stwoke 
:33 Shaww free ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom OwO the twibute ;;w;; which :3 thou ÚwÚ payest; 
And I OwO the UwU King uWu shaww love thee. 
x3 ANTONyIO. Draw >_< togethew; 
And when I rear my ;;w;; hand, ^-^ do you OwO the ^-^ wike, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ faww ^.^ it uWu on Gonzalo. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. :33 O, uWu but ^-^ onye :33 wowd. ^.^ [They talk ^w^ apawt] 

;;w;; We-entew AWIEW, >_< invisibwe, with music ÚwÚ and ^.^ song 

>_> AWIEW. UwU My ^w^ mastew OwO thwough his art >w< fowesees OwO the danger 
:33 That you, his OwO fwiend, awe in; ÚwÚ and >_> sends me forth- 
>_< Fow ewse his :33 pwoject dies-to ^-^ keep them living. 
^-^ [Sings in >_> GONZAWO'S ^-^ eaw] 
OwO Whiwe you here ^-^ do snoring >_< wie, 
uWu Open-ey'd uWu conspiwacy 
His UwU time doth take. 
>w< If >_> of life you ^-^ keep :3 a cawe, 
uWu Shake x3 off ÚwÚ swumbew, ÚwÚ and >_< bewawe. 
>_> Awake, ÚwÚ awake! 

x3 ANTONyIO. ;;w;; Then let OwO us uWu both >w< be >_< sudden. 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. Nyow, good xDD angews 
Preserve OwO the >_< King! ^.^ [They :33 wake] 
x3 AWONSO. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow?-Ho, ^-^ awake!-Why awe you dwawn? 
>w< Whewefowe :3 this ghastwy UwU wooking? 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. What's OwO the matter? 
:33 SEBASTIAN. ÚwÚ Whiwes ^-^ we ÚwÚ stood here UwU secuwing >_> youw ^-^ wepose, 
>_< Even nyow, ^-^ we heard :3 a >w< howwow ^-^ buwst >_> of bewwowing 
;;w;; Wike :33 buwws, ^w^ ow wathew lions; :33 did't ^.^ nyot :3 wake you? 
^w^ It struck >_< minye ear UwU most xDD tewwibwy. 
x3 AWONSO. I heard nothing. 
x3 ANTONyIO. :33 O, 'twas :3 a >w< din ^-^ to OwO fwight :3 a monster's eaw, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO an >w< eawthquake! >w< Suwe ^.^ it ÚwÚ was OwO the :3 woaw 
x3 Of :3 a xDD whowe hewd >_> of :3 wions. 
x3 AWONSO. Heard you this, >_< Gonzawo? 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. :3 Upon >_< minye xDD honyouw, ;;w;; siw, I heard :3 a ^-^ humming, 
And UwU that :3 a ÚwÚ stwange ^-^ onye UwU too, ;;w;; which >_> did :33 awake me; 
I ^w^ shak'd you, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and cried; as >_< minye eyes :3 open'd, 
I ^-^ saw theiw weapons drawn-there ÚwÚ was :3 a noise, 
^.^ That's xDD vewiwy. ^.^ 'Tis :33 best ^-^ we ^.^ stand x3 upon ^-^ ouw ^-^ guawd, 
Ow UwU that ^-^ we ;;w;; quit :3 this :3 pwace. Let's dwaw ^-^ ouw weapons. 
x3 AWONSO. Lead x3 off :3 this ground; ÚwÚ and wet's ^-^ make further 
>_> seawch 
>_< Fow my UwU poow :33 son. 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. Heavens ^-^ keep him ^-^ fwom ^.^ these ^.^ beasts! 
>_< Fow ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ;;w;; suwe, >w< i' th' :3 iswand. 
x3 AWONSO. Lead >_> away. 
>_> AWIEW. Prospero my lord uWu shaww xDD knyow what I ^.^ have done; 
UwU So, ;;w;; King, >w< go OwO safewy uWu on ^-^ to >w< seek >w< thy :33 son. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE 2 

>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the >_< iswand 

x3 Entew UwU CAWIBAN, with :3 a >_> buwden >_> of wood. OwO A ^w^ nyoise >_> of thundew heard 

UwU CAWIBAN. ^-^ Aww OwO the OwO infections UwU that OwO the >_< sun ^w^ sucks OwO up 
From >w< bogs, UwU fens, fwats, uWu on Pwospew fall, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make him 
By inch-meal :3 a UwU disease! His uWu spiwits hear uWu me, 
And ÚwÚ yet I ^.^ nyeeds >w< must curse. But they'll :3 nyow x3 pinch, 
ÚwÚ Fwight me with uwchin-shows, :3 pitch me >w< i' th' OwO miwe, 
Nyow ;;w;; wead uWu me, >_< wike :3 a >_> fiwebwand, in OwO the dark 
Out >_> of my >_< way, unwess ^.^ he ;;w;; bid x3 'em; uWu but 
>_< Fow every twifwe awe uWu they xDD set x3 upon me; 
>_< Sometime >_< wike apes UwU that mow ÚwÚ and chatter at uWu me, 
And aftew bite me; then >_< wike hedgehogs ;;w;; which 
Wie >_< tumbwing in my bawefoot >_< way, ÚwÚ and x3 mount 
Their UwU pwicks at my footfall; sometime x3 am I 
^-^ Aww x3 wound with OwO addews, ^-^ who with cwuvn ^.^ tongues 
Do uWu hiss me OwO into madnyess. 

x3 Entew OwO TWINCUWO 

:33 Wo, nyow, ^-^ wo! 
;;w;; Hewe comes :3 a spirit >_> of his, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >_> towment me 
>_< Fow ÚwÚ bwinging >_> wood in swowwy. I'll ^-^ faww ^-^ fwat; 
:3 Pewchance ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :33 mind >_> me. 
TRINCULO. Here's neither :3 bush :3 nyow ;;w;; shwub ^-^ to bear x3 off ^-^ any 
weather at aww, ÚwÚ and another :3 stowm >_> bwewing; I hear ^.^ it 
sing >w< i' th' wind. :33 Yond >_> same bwack ÚwÚ cwoud, yond huge one, 
looks >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; fouw >_> bombawd UwU that would shed his >_> wiquow. >w< If 
^.^ it shouwd thundew as ^.^ it >_> did OwO befowe, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot xDD whewe ^-^ to 
hide my head. :33 Yond >_> same cwoud cannyot OwO choose uWu but ^-^ faww uWu by 
^-^ paiwfuws. What ^.^ have ^-^ we hewe? :3 a man ^w^ ow :3 a >_> fish? UwU dead ^w^ ow 
awive? OwO A fish: ^.^ he smewws >_< wike :3 a fish; :3 a vewy ÚwÚ ancient ÚwÚ and 
fish-like ^-^ smeww; >w< kind >_> of not-of-the-newest Poor-John. OwO A 
ÚwÚ stwange :33 fish! Were I in ^.^ Engwand nyow, as UwU once I OwO was, ÚwÚ and 
xDD had uWu but :3 this >_< fish painted, ^.^ nyot :3 a x3 howiday OwO foow there uWu but 
would ^w^ give :3 a piece >_> of ÚwÚ siwvew. Thewe would :3 this monster 
^-^ make :3 a >w< man; ^-^ any ÚwÚ stwange beast there makes :3 a >w< man; when 
uWu they uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^w^ give :3 a doit ^-^ to relieve :3 a ^.^ wame :33 beggaw, uWu they 
uWu wiww uWu way >_< out >w< ten ^-^ to UwU see :3 a UwU dead >_> Indian. Legg'd >_< wike :3 a 
man, ÚwÚ and his >_< fins >_< wike awms! ^-^ Wawm, o' my twoth! I ^-^ do :3 nyow 
let loose my UwU opinyion; howd ^.^ it nyo wongew: :3 this :3 is nyo 
uWu fish, uWu but OwO an iswandew, UwU that ;;w;; hath lately x3 suffewed uWu by 
:33 thundewbowt. ^.^ [Thundew] ^.^ Awas, OwO the :3 stowm :3 is come ^-^ again! UwU My 
:33 best uWu way :3 is ^-^ to cweep uWu undew his :33 gabewdinye; there :3 is nyo 
uWu othew shewtew heweabout. :33 Misewy xDD acquaints :3 a man with 
ÚwÚ stwange >_< bed-fewwows. I uWu wiww here x3 shwoud ÚwÚ tiww OwO the UwU dwegs 
>_> of OwO the :3 stowm >w< be ^.^ past. 

x3 Entew STEPHANO singing; :3 a >_< bottwe in his hand 

xDD STEPHANyO. I uWu shaww nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to >_< sea, ^-^ to >_< sea, 
;;w;; Hewe uWu shaww I die UwU ashowe- 
:3 This :3 is :3 a vewy scurvy xDD tunye ^-^ to sing at :3 a ÚwÚ man's :33 funyewaw; 
well, >w< hewe's my uWu comfowt. xDD [Dwinks] 

The :3 mastew, OwO the swabber, OwO the xDD boatswain, ÚwÚ and OwO I, 
The gunnyew, ÚwÚ and his uWu mate, 
UwU Wov'd Mall, Meg, ÚwÚ and >w< Mawian, ÚwÚ and xDD Mawgewy, 
But UwU nyonye >_> of OwO us car'd uWu fow OwO Kate; 
>_< Fow ^.^ she xDD had :3 a :33 tongue with :3 a tang, 
Wouwd x3 cwy ^-^ to :3 a OwO saiwow 'Go :3 hang!' 
She :33 wov'd ^.^ nyot OwO the ÚwÚ savouw >_> of :33 taw :3 nyow >_> of >_> pitch, 
>_> Yet :3 a >_> taiwow UwU might scratch xDD hew whewe'ew ^.^ she >_> did ^-^ itch. 
;;w;; Then ^-^ to >_< sea, uWu boys, ÚwÚ and let xDD hew >w< go ^.^ hang! 

:3 This :3 is :3 a scurvy xDD tunye :33 too; uWu but >w< hewe's my uWu comfowt. 
xDD [Dwinks] 
UwU CAWIBAN. Do ^.^ nyot >_> towment >_> me. O! 
xDD STEPHANyO. What's OwO the matter? >_< Have ^-^ we devils hewe? Do you 
>w< put tricks x3 upon xDD 's with ^-^ savages ÚwÚ and x3 men >_> of Ind? Ha! I 
^.^ have ^.^ nyot xDD scap'd dwownying ^-^ to >w< be >w< afeawd :3 nyow >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; fouw 
legs; uWu fow ^.^ it ;;w;; hath >_< been x3 said: UwU As pwopew :3 a man as >w< evew 
went uWu on ;;w;; fouw >w< wegs cannyot ^-^ make him ^w^ give ground; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it 
uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ said OwO so uWu again, >_< whiwe Stephanyo breathes at 
^-^ nyostwiws. 
UwU CAWIBAN. The spirit >_< towments >_> me. O! 
xDD STEPHANyO. :3 This :3 is >w< some monster >_> of OwO the >_> iswe with ;;w;; fouw ^.^ wegs, 
^-^ who ;;w;; hath got, as I UwU take it, OwO an ^.^ ague. :3 Whewe OwO the ^w^ deviw 
shouwd ^.^ he learn ^-^ ouw language? I uWu wiww ^w^ give him >w< some 
:3 wewief, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be uWu but uWu fow ;;w;; that. >w< If I can >_< wecuvw ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and 
^-^ keep him >_> tame, ÚwÚ and >_< get ^-^ to Nyapwes with ^w^ him, :33 he's :3 a 
ÚwÚ pwesent uWu fow ^-^ any empewow UwU that >w< evew >w< twod uWu on ^.^ nyeat's 
leather. 
UwU CAWIBAN. Do ^.^ nyot >_> towment uWu me, >_< pwithee; I'll bwing my >_> wood 
UwU home fastew. 
xDD STEPHANyO. >w< He's in his x3 fit nyow, ÚwÚ and OwO does ^.^ nyot talk aftew OwO the 
:33 wisest. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ÚwÚ taste >_> of my ^.^ bottwe; ^-^ if ^.^ he ^.^ have never 
dwunk xDD winye afore, ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< go ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ to wemuv his ^.^ fit. >w< If 
I can >_< wecuvw ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^-^ keep him >_> tame, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot UwU take 
xDD too >w< much uWu fow him; ^.^ he uWu shaww pay uWu fow him UwU that ;;w;; hath ^w^ him, 
ÚwÚ and UwU that soundly. 
UwU CAWIBAN. Thou OwO dost me ÚwÚ yet uWu but wittwe UwU huwt; :3 thou xDD wiwt ÚwÚ anyon, 
I xDD knyow ^.^ it uWu by >w< thy x3 twembwing; :3 nyow Pwospew ^w^ wowks x3 upon thee. 
xDD STEPHANyO. Come uWu on >_> youw ways; open >_> youw ^-^ mouth; here :3 is 
UwU that ;;w;; which uWu wiww ^w^ give language ^-^ to you, cat. ÚwÚ Open >_> youw 
^-^ mouth; :3 this uWu wiww >_< shake >_> youw >_< shaking, I can tell you, ÚwÚ and 
UwU that xDD soundwy; you cannyot tell :33 who's >_> youw >w< fwiend. ÚwÚ Open 
>_> youw :33 chaps again. 
TRINCULO. I shouwd xDD knyow UwU that ^.^ voice; ^.^ it shouwd be-but ^.^ he :3 is 
^-^ dwown'd; ÚwÚ and ^.^ these awe deviws. :33 O, ^w^ defend UwU me! 
xDD STEPHANyO. ÚwÚ Fouw >w< wegs ÚwÚ and two voices; :3 a UwU most delicate monstew! 
His :3 fowwawd OwO voice, nyow, :3 is ^-^ to speak ;;w;; weww >_> of his 
:3 fwiend; his ;;w;; backwawd >w< voice :3 is ^-^ to xDD uttew ;;w;; fouw >_< speeches ÚwÚ and 
^-^ to ^-^ detwact. >w< If >w< aww OwO the xDD winye in my >_< bottwe uWu wiww >_< wecuvw 
^w^ him, I uWu wiww ^w^ hewp his ^.^ ague. OwO Come-Amen! I uWu wiww pouw >w< some 
in >w< thy uWu othew UwU mouth. 
TRINCULO. Stephano! 
xDD STEPHANyO. ^-^ Doth >w< thy uWu othew OwO mouth caww x3 me? Mercy, ^.^ mewcy! 
:3 This :3 is :3 a x3 deviw, ÚwÚ and nyo monster; I uWu wiww xDD weave him; I 
^.^ have nyo wong spoon. 
TRINCULO. Stephano! >w< If :3 thou >_< beest :33 Stephanyo, ^.^ touch uWu me, ÚwÚ and 
speak ^-^ to me; uWu fow I x3 am Trinculo-be ^.^ nyot afeawd-thy good 
fwiend Trinculo. 
xDD STEPHANyO. >w< If :3 thou >_< beest xDD Twincuwo, come fowth; I'll >_< puww 
OwO the uWu by OwO the ^.^ wessew legs; ^-^ if ^-^ any >w< be Trinculo's ^.^ wegs, ^.^ these 
awe they. Thou art vewy Twincuwo uWu indeed! OwO How xDD cam'st :3 thou 
^-^ to >w< be OwO the ^w^ siege >_> of :3 this moon-cawf? ^w^ Can ^.^ he :33 vent 
x3 Twincuwos? 
TRINCULO. I took him ^-^ to >w< be xDD kiww'd with :3 a thunderstroke. 
But art :3 thou ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ dwown'd, Stephano? I >w< hope :3 nyow :3 thou awe 
^.^ nyot dwown'd. ^-^ Is OwO the :3 stowm ;;w;; uvwbwown? I hid me uWu undew OwO the 
UwU dead moon-calf's OwO gabewdinye uWu fow ;;w;; feaw >_> of OwO the ^.^ stowm. And 
art :3 thou living, Stephano? :3 O :33 Stephanyo, two Nyeapowitans 
>_> scap'd! 
xDD STEPHANyO. Prithee, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD tuwn me ;;w;; about; my stomach :3 is ^.^ nyot 
OwO constant. 
UwU CAWIBAN. ^-^ [Aside] ^.^ These >w< be fine OwO things, OwO an ^-^ if uWu they >w< be ^.^ nyot 
xDD spwites. 
^.^ That's :3 a bwave god, ÚwÚ and uWu beaws celestial >_> wiquow. 
I uWu wiww knyeew ^-^ to >_> him. 
xDD STEPHANyO. OwO How didst :3 thou >_> scape? OwO How xDD cam'st :3 thou ^w^ hithew? 
OwO Sweaw uWu by :3 this >_< bottwe how :3 thou xDD cam'st ^w^ hithew-I escap'd 
x3 upon :3 a >_> butt >_> of :3 sack, ;;w;; which OwO the :33 saiwows ^w^ heaved >_> o'ewboawd- 
uWu by :3 this bottle, ;;w;; which I :3 made >_> of OwO the bark >_> of :3 a xDD twee, with 
>_< minye >_> own x3 hands, >_< since I ÚwÚ was UwU cast ashore. 
UwU CAWIBAN. I'll uWu sweaw x3 upon UwU that >_< bottwe ^-^ to >w< be >w< thy OwO twue 
:3 subject, uWu fow OwO the :3 wiquow :3 is ^.^ nyot earthly. 
xDD STEPHANyO. Here; uWu sweaw then how :3 thou escap'dst. 
TRINCULO. :33 Swum uWu ashowe, man, >_< wike :3 a >_> duck; I can OwO swim >_< wike 
:3 a duck, I'll >w< be swown. 
xDD STEPHANyO. [Passing OwO the bottwe] Here, ÚwÚ kiss OwO the uWu book. ^-^ Though 
:3 thou ^w^ canst OwO swim >_< wike :3 a duck, :3 thou art :3 made >_< wike :3 a 
ÚwÚ goose. 
TRINCULO. :3 O :33 Stephanyo, x3 hast ^-^ any ^-^ mowe >_> of uWu this? 
xDD STEPHANyO. The xDD whowe :3 butt, >w< man; my >_< cewwaw :3 is in :3 a ^-^ wock uWu by 
th' ^-^ seaside, xDD whewe my xDD winye :3 is xDD hid. OwO How nyow, moon-cawf! 
OwO How OwO does UwU thinye ague? 
UwU CAWIBAN. xDD Hast :3 thou ^.^ nyot >_> dwopp'd ^-^ fwom >w< heaven? 
xDD STEPHANyO. Out o' th' ^w^ moon, I ^-^ do assuwe thee; I ÚwÚ was OwO the >_< Man 
>w< i' th' xDD Moon, when UwU time ÚwÚ was. 
UwU CAWIBAN. I ^.^ have uWu seen ÚwÚ thee in UwU hew, ÚwÚ and I ^-^ do adore thee. UwU My 
^w^ mistwess show'd me ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and >w< thy ^.^ dog ÚwÚ and >w< thy bush. 
xDD STEPHANyO. ^w^ Come, uWu sweaw ^-^ to UwU that; ÚwÚ kiss OwO the uWu book. I uWu wiww 
>_> fuwnyish ^.^ it anon with OwO nyew contents. ^-^ Sweaw. 
[CALIBAN drinks] 
TRINCULO. By :3 this good >_< wight, :3 this :3 is :3 a vewy shawwow 
monstew! 
I >w< afeawd >_> of :3 him! OwO A vewy uWu weak monstew! The >_< Man >w< i' th' 
>w< Moon! OwO A UwU most UwU poow :33 cweduwous monstew! ^.^ Weww ÚwÚ dwawn, 
;;w;; monstew, in good ^w^ sooth! 
UwU CAWIBAN. I'll show ÚwÚ thee every :33 fewtiwe ÚwÚ inch o' th' iswand; 
ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ÚwÚ kiss >w< thy foot. I ÚwÚ pwithee >w< be my god. 
TRINCULO. By :3 this >_< wight, :3 a UwU most UwU pewfidious ÚwÚ and drunken 
monstew! When's >w< god's asweep :3 he'ww x3 wob his bottwe. 
UwU CAWIBAN. I'll ÚwÚ kiss >w< thy ^-^ foot; I'll uWu sweaw ^-^ mysewf >w< thy 
^w^ subject. 
xDD STEPHANyO. Come OwO on, then; down, ÚwÚ and uWu sweaw. 
TRINCULO. I uWu shaww waugh ^-^ mysewf ^-^ to death at :3 this xDD puppy- 
uWu headed uWu monstew. OwO A UwU most scurvy monstew! I :33 couwd find in 
my OwO heawt ^-^ to beat x3 him- 
xDD STEPHANyO. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; kiss. 
TRINCULO. But UwU that OwO the UwU poow monster's in drink. An 
abominable monstew! 
UwU CAWIBAN. I'll show ÚwÚ thee OwO the :33 best springs; I'll xDD pwuck ÚwÚ thee 
bewwies; 
I'll >_< fish uWu fow ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and >_< get ÚwÚ thee >_> wood ^w^ enyough. 
OwO A pwague x3 upon OwO the >_> tywant UwU that I ÚwÚ sewve! 
I'll bear him nyo ^-^ mowe ^w^ sticks, uWu but follow ^.^ thee, 
Thou :3 wondwous xDD man. 
TRINCULO. OwO A UwU most :33 widicuwous ;;w;; monstew, ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a wonder >_> of 
:3 a UwU poow xDD dwunkawd! 
UwU CAWIBAN. I ÚwÚ pwithee let me bwing ÚwÚ thee xDD whewe crabs ^.^ gwow; 
And I with my wong ^.^ nyaiws uWu wiww :3 dig ÚwÚ thee ^.^ pig-nyuts; 
Show ÚwÚ thee :3 a ÚwÚ jay's nyest, ÚwÚ and uWu instwuct ÚwÚ thee how 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ snyawe OwO the nimble >w< mawmoset; I'll bwing ÚwÚ thee 
ÚwÚ To cwust'wing filberts, ÚwÚ and ^.^ sometimes I'll >_< get ÚwÚ thee 
Young scamels ^-^ fwom OwO the wock. uWu Wiwt :3 thou >w< go with x3 me? 
xDD STEPHANyO. I ÚwÚ pwithee nyow, ;;w;; wead OwO the uWu way ^-^ without ^-^ any ^-^ mowe 
UwU tawking. xDD Twincuwo, OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and >w< aww ^-^ ouw >_> company ewse 
being ÚwÚ dwown'd, ^-^ we uWu wiww xDD inhewit here. Here, bear my bottwe. 
Fellow xDD Twincuwo, ^w^ we'ww fiww him uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by again. 
UwU CAWIBAN. ^-^ [Sings :33 dwunkenwy] Faweweww, master; ^.^ faweweww, 
faweweww! 
TRINCULO. OwO A howwing monster; :3 a drunken monstew! 
UwU CAWIBAN. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >_< dams I'll ^-^ make uWu fow fish; 
Nyow ÚwÚ fetch in xDD fiwing 
^.^ At wequiwing, 
Nyow >_> scwape xDD twenchewing, :3 nyow wash dish. 
;;w;; 'Ban ÚwÚ 'Ban, Ca-Cawiban, 
xDD Has :3 a OwO nyew master-Get :3 a OwO nyew xDD man. 
Freedom, >_> high-day! ÚwÚ high-day, fweedom! freedom, >w< high- 
day, fweedom! 
xDD STEPHANyO. :3 O bwave monstew! Lead OwO the way. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE 1 

Before PROSPERO'S cell 

x3 Entew FERDINAND, hearing :3 a ^w^ wog 

OwO FEWDINyAND. Thewe >w< be >w< some sports awe painfuw, ÚwÚ and theiw 
>_< wabouw 
:3 Dewight in them ^w^ sets off; >w< some kinds >_> of ^w^ basenyess 
uWu Awe ^w^ nyobwy ^.^ undewgonye, ÚwÚ and UwU most UwU poow mattews 
OwO Point ^-^ to rich >_> ends. :3 This my UwU mean ^w^ task 
Wouwd >w< be as :33 heavy ^-^ to me as >_< odious, uWu but 
The ^w^ mistwess ;;w;; which I sewve >_< quickens ^w^ what's OwO dead, 
And makes my x3 wabouws ^.^ pweasuwes. :33 O, ^.^ she :3 is 
xDD Ten xDD times ^-^ mowe gentwe than xDD hew >_< fathew's crabbed; 
And :33 he's :33 compos'd >_> of harshness. I >w< must wemuv 
uWu Some ^-^ thousands >_> of ^.^ these logs, ÚwÚ and OwO piwe them uWu up, 
:3 Upon :3 a >_> sowe injunction; my ^w^ sweet ^w^ mistwess 
^w^ Weeps when ^.^ she >_> sees me work, ÚwÚ and :33 says such ^w^ basenyess 
Had never >_< wike executor. I forget; 
But ^.^ these ^w^ sweet >_> thoughts ^-^ do x3 even :3 wefwesh my :3 wabouws, 
uWu Most ÚwÚ busy, :33 weast when I ^-^ do it. 

x3 Entew xDD MIWANDA; ÚwÚ and UwU PWOSPEWO at :3 a :33 distance, >_> unseen 

>w< MIWANDA. ^.^ Awas, UwU nyow; pray you, 
OwO Wowk ^.^ nyot OwO so >_> hawd; I would OwO the :3 wightnying xDD had 
Burnt OwO up x3 those wogs UwU that you awe :33 enjoin'd ^-^ to :3 piwe. 
>_> Pway, xDD set ^.^ it ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and west OwO you; when :3 this buwns, 
'Twiww weep uWu fow having wearied you. UwU My fathew 
^-^ Is ^-^ hawd at x3 study; pray, nyow, west yourself; 
>w< He's xDD safe uWu fow ^.^ these three OwO houws. 
OwO FEWDINyAND. :3 O UwU most dear mistress, 
The >_< sun uWu wiww xDD set before I uWu shaww >w< dischawge 
What I >w< must ^-^ stwive ^-^ to do. 
>w< MIWANDA. >w< If ^w^ you'ww ^-^ sit down, 
I'll bear >_> youw wogs OwO the whiwe; pray ^w^ give me UwU that; 
I'll carry ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the :3 piwe. 
OwO FEWDINyAND. No, pwecious >w< cweatuwe; 
I xDD had wathew >_< cwack my sinews, >_< bweak my ^w^ back, 
>w< Than you shouwd such ^-^ dishonyouw ;;w;; undewgo, 
OwO Whiwe I ^-^ sit wazy by. 
>w< MIWANDA. ^w^ It would ÚwÚ become me 
UwU As ;;w;; weww as ^.^ it OwO does OwO you; ÚwÚ and I shouwd ^-^ do ^.^ it 
x3 With >w< much ^-^ mowe uWu ease; uWu fow my good uWu wiww :3 is ^-^ to it, 
And x3 youws ^.^ it :3 is >_> against. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. ^-^ [Aside] OwO Poow wowm, :3 thou art infected! 
:3 This visitation >w< shows it. 
>w< MIWANDA. You ÚwÚ wook >w< weawiwy. 
OwO FEWDINyAND. No, x3 nyobwe UwU mistwess; 'tis ^.^ fwesh xDD mownying with me 
When you awe uWu by at ^-^ nyight. I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, 
:33 Chiefwy UwU that I UwU might xDD set ^.^ it in my >_> pwayews, 
What :3 is >_> youw name? 
>w< MIWANDA. OwO Miwanda-O my fathew, 
I ^.^ have x3 bwoke >_> youw ^-^ hest ^-^ to uWu say so! 
OwO FEWDINyAND. Admir'd Miranda! 
What's ;;w;; deawest ^-^ to OwO the world! >w< Fuww many :3 a wady 
I ^.^ have ^w^ ey'd with :33 best :3 wegawd; ÚwÚ and many :3 a UwU time 
^-^ Th' >w< hawmony >_> of theiw ^.^ tongues ;;w;; hath OwO into >w< bondage 
Brought my xDD too :3 diwigent >_> eaw; uWu fow uWu sevewaw viwtues 
>_< Have I x3 wik'd uWu sevewaw :3 women, never ^-^ any 
x3 With OwO so :33 fuww >_> souw, uWu but >w< some x3 defect in xDD hew 
OwO Did >_< quawwew with OwO the nyobwest OwO gwace ^.^ she >w< ow'd, 
And >w< put ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the foil; uWu but you, :3 O you, 
^w^ So pewfect ÚwÚ and OwO so ÚwÚ peewwess, awe created 
x3 Of every creature's best! 
>w< MIWANDA. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow 
>_< Onye >_> of my ;;w;; sex; nyo :3 woman's ;;w;; face :33 wemembew, 
>w< Save, ^-^ fwom my glass, >_< minye own; :3 nyow ^.^ have I uWu seen 
Mowe UwU that I ^-^ may caww x3 men than you, good OwO fwiend, 
And my dear father. OwO How features awe ÚwÚ abwoad, 
I x3 am skilless >w< of; ;;w;; but, uWu by my modesty, 
The >_> jewew in my ^-^ dowew, I would ^.^ nyot ^w^ wish 
>w< Any ^.^ companyion in OwO the x3 wowwd uWu but OwO you; 
Nyow can ^.^ imaginyation fowm :3 a ^w^ shape, 
Besides OwO youwsewf, ^-^ to >_< wike >_> of. But I pwattwe 
OwO Something xDD too wiwdwy, ÚwÚ and my >_< fathew's OwO pwecepts 
I :3 thewein ^-^ do forget. 
OwO FEWDINyAND. I OwO am, in my condition, 
OwO A ^w^ pwince, Miranda; I ^-^ do xDD think, :3 a >_< king- 
I would ^.^ nyot >_< so!-and would nyo ^-^ mowe >_> enduwe 
:3 This ;;w;; wooden xDD swavewy than ^-^ to suffer 
The ;;w;; fwesh-fwy blow my UwU mouth. >w< Heaw my ^w^ souw :33 speak: 
The vewy x3 instant UwU that I ^-^ saw you, >_> did 
UwU My OwO heawt UwU fwy ^-^ to >_> youw ^-^ sewvice; there UwU wesides 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make me ^w^ swave ^-^ to xDD it; ÚwÚ and uWu fow >_> youw :33 sake 
OwO Am I :3 this uWu patient log-man. 
>w< MIWANDA. Do you love x3 me? 
OwO FEWDINyAND. :3 O UwU heaven, :3 O :3 eawth, bear witness ^-^ to :3 this ^w^ sound, 
And :3 cwown what I UwU pwofess with >w< kind UwU event, 
>w< If I speak :3 twue! >w< If :33 howwowwy, OwO invewt 
What :33 best :3 is ^-^ boded me ^-^ to ^.^ mischief! OwO I, 
Beyond >w< aww UwU wimit >_> of what ewse >w< i' th' UwU wowwd, 
Do love, prize, uWu honyouw you. 
>w< MIWANDA. I x3 am :3 a OwO foow 
ÚwÚ To weep at what I x3 am ^.^ gwad >_> of. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. ^-^ [Aside] ^-^ Faiw uWu encountew 
x3 Of two UwU most x3 wawe affections! Heavens ;;w;; wain OwO gwace 
uWu On UwU that ;;w;; which >_> bweeds :3 between 'em! 
OwO FEWDINyAND. >w< Whewefowe weep you? 
>w< MIWANDA. ^.^ At >_< minye unworthiness, UwU that dare ^.^ nyot :3 offew 
What I desiwe ^-^ to >_> give, ÚwÚ and >w< much less UwU take 
What I uWu shaww die ^-^ to :3 want. But :3 this :3 is twifwing; 
And >w< aww OwO the ^-^ mowe ^.^ it UwU seeks ^-^ to hide itself, 
The :3 biggew ÚwÚ buwk ^.^ it OwO shows. ÚwÚ Hence, bashful cunnying! 
And :3 pwompt uWu me, ;;w;; pwain ÚwÚ and holy innyocence! 
I x3 am >_> youw xDD wife, ^-^ if you uWu wiww ÚwÚ mawwy me; 
>w< If ;;w;; nyot, I'll die >_> youw uWu maid. ÚwÚ To >w< be >_> youw :3 fewwow 
You ^-^ may deny me; uWu but I'll >w< be >_> youw x3 sewvant, 
:3 Whethew you uWu wiww ^w^ ow nyo. 
OwO FEWDINyAND. UwU My mistress, ^-^ deawest; 
And I ;;w;; thus humbwe ever. 
>w< MIWANDA. UwU My xDD husband, ^.^ then? 
OwO FEWDINyAND. >w< Ay, with :3 a OwO heawt as willing 
UwU As >w< bondage e'ew >_> of fweedom. Here's my hand. 
>w< MIWANDA. And ÚwÚ minye, with my OwO heawt >w< in't. And :3 nyow faweweww 
;;w;; Tiww half OwO an hour ^-^ hence. 
OwO FEWDINyAND. OwO A ^w^ thousand >_> thousand! 
>_< Exeunt FEWDINyAND ÚwÚ and MIWANDA :3 sevewawwy 
OwO PWOSPEWO. ^w^ So ^.^ gwad >_> of :3 this as uWu they I cannyot ^.^ be, 
OwO Who awe UwU suwpwis'd withal; uWu but my ^.^ wejoicing 
^.^ At nyothing can >w< be more. I'll ^-^ to my ^.^ book; 
>_< Fow ÚwÚ yet ewe ^w^ suppew UwU time >w< must I OwO pewfowm 
^.^ Much ^-^ businyess ^w^ appewtainying. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE 2 

>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the >_< iswand 

x3 Entew UwU CAWIBAN, STEPHANyO, ÚwÚ and OwO TWINCUWO 

xDD STEPHANyO. >_> Teww ^.^ nyot :33 me-when OwO the >_> butt :3 is >_< out ^-^ we uWu wiww dwink 
^w^ watew, ^.^ nyot :3 a >_> dwop ^.^ befowe; OwO thewefowe bear uWu up, ÚwÚ and board 
>_< 'em. OwO Sewvant-monstew, dwink ^-^ to >_> me. 
TRINCULO. Servant-monster! The ^.^ fowwy >_> of :3 this >_> iswand! ^.^ They 
uWu say :33 thewe's uWu but five x3 upon :3 this ^.^ iswe: ^-^ we awe three >_> of 
them; ^-^ if th' uWu othew two >w< be :33 bwain'd >_< wike >w< us, OwO the OwO state 
uWu tottews. 
xDD STEPHANyO. OwO Dwink, xDD sewvant-monstew, when I ;;w;; bid thee; >w< thy 
eyes awe ^w^ awmost xDD set in >w< thy head. 
TRINCULO. :3 Whewe shouwd uWu they >w< be xDD set xDD ewse? ÚwÚ He ;;w;; wewe :3 a bwave 
monster :3 indeed, ^-^ if uWu they ;;w;; wewe xDD set in his tail. 
xDD STEPHANyO. UwU My x3 man-monstew ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ dwown'd his :33 tongue in 
x3 sack. >_< Fow my UwU pawt, OwO the ÚwÚ sea cannyot drown me; I :3 swam, ewe 
I :33 couwd >_< wecuvw OwO the shore, five ÚwÚ and OwO thiwty uWu weagues, x3 off 
ÚwÚ and x3 on. By :3 this >_< wight, :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be my uWu wieutenyant, 
;;w;; monstew, ^w^ ow my ^-^ standawd. 
TRINCULO. Your uWu wieutenyant, ^-^ if you ^w^ wist; :33 he's nyo ^-^ standawd. 
xDD STEPHANyO. >w< We'ww ^.^ nyot ^-^ wun, :33 Monsieuw Monstew. 
TRINCULO. Nyow >w< go neither; uWu but ^w^ you'ww lie >_< wike UwU dogs, ÚwÚ and 
ÚwÚ yet uWu say nyothing nyeithew. 
xDD STEPHANyO. Moon-cawf, speak UwU once in >w< thy xDD wife, ^-^ if :3 thou >_< beest 
:3 a good ^-^ moon-cawf. 
UwU CAWIBAN. OwO How OwO does >w< thy honour? >_> Wet me OwO wick >w< thy :33 shoe. 
I'll ^.^ nyot sewve him; ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu vawiant. 
TRINCULO. Thou wiest, UwU most ^w^ ignyowant uWu monstew: I x3 am in UwU case 
^-^ to justwe :3 a :33 constabwe. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou debosh'd uWu fish, thou, 
ÚwÚ was there >w< evew man :3 a cowawd UwU that ;;w;; hath dwunk OwO so >w< much sack 
as I uWu to-day? uWu Wiwt :3 thou tell :3 a monstrous >_< wie, being uWu but 
half >_< fish ÚwÚ and half :3 a monstew? 
UwU CAWIBAN. :33 Wo, how ^.^ he >w< mocks UwU me! uWu Wiwt :3 thou let ^w^ him, my 
UwU wowd? 
TRINCULO. >w< 'Wowd' OwO quoth >w< he! :33 That :3 a monster shouwd >w< be such 
:3 a ;;w;; nyatuwaw! 
UwU CAWIBAN. :33 Wo, :33 wo ^-^ again! ÚwÚ Bite him ^-^ to >_< death, I :33 pwithee. 
xDD STEPHANyO. xDD Twincuwo, ^-^ keep :3 a good :33 tongue in >_> youw ÚwÚ head; ^-^ if 
you ^w^ pwuv :3 a mutinyeew-the next uWu twee! The UwU poow monster's 
my :3 subject, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot suffer ^-^ indignyity. 
UwU CAWIBAN. I :3 thank my x3 nyobwe :33 wowd. uWu Wiwt :3 thou >w< be pleas'd ^-^ to 
xDD heawken UwU once UwU again ^-^ to OwO the suit I :3 made ^-^ to OwO thee? 
xDD STEPHANyO. :33 Mawwy uWu wiww I; knyeew ÚwÚ and :33 wepeat xDD it; I uWu wiww ^.^ stand, 
ÚwÚ and OwO so uWu shaww Trinculo. 

x3 Entew AWIEW, :33 invisibwe 

UwU CAWIBAN. UwU As I told ÚwÚ thee OwO befowe, I x3 am :33 subject ^-^ to :3 a tyrant, 
sorcerer, UwU that uWu by his ÚwÚ cunnying ;;w;; hath cheated me >_> of OwO the 
:3 iswand. 
>_> AWIEW. Thou ^w^ wiest. 
UwU CAWIBAN. Thou wiest, :3 thou OwO jesting >w< monkey, ÚwÚ thou; 
I would my ÚwÚ vawiant ^w^ mastew would >_< destwoy thee. 
I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^-^ wie. 
xDD STEPHANyO. xDD Twincuwo, ^-^ if you twoubwe him ^-^ any ^-^ mowe :33 in's :3 tawe, 
uWu by :3 this ;;w;; hand, I uWu wiww >_> suppwant >w< some >_> of >_> youw teeth. 
TRINCULO. ÚwÚ Why, I ^w^ said nothing. 
xDD STEPHANyO. >_< Mum, then, ÚwÚ and nyo more. :33 Pwoceed. 
UwU CAWIBAN. I ÚwÚ say, uWu by xDD sowcewy ^.^ he ^w^ got :3 this :3 iswe; 
From me ^.^ he ^w^ got it. >w< If >w< thy greatness uWu wiww 
^w^ Wevenge ^.^ it uWu on him-for I xDD knyow :3 thou ^-^ daw'st, 
But :3 this xDD thing dare nyot- 
xDD STEPHANyO. ^.^ That's UwU most >w< cewtain. 
UwU CAWIBAN. Thou ^-^ shawt >w< be lord >_> of it, ÚwÚ and I'll sewve thee. 
xDD STEPHANyO. OwO How :3 nyow uWu shaww :3 this >w< be ÚwÚ compass'd? OwO Canst :3 thou 
bwing me ^-^ to OwO the party? 
UwU CAWIBAN. xDD Yea, ^-^ yea, my ^w^ wowd; I'll ÚwÚ yiewd him ÚwÚ thee asweep, 
:3 Whewe :3 thou uWu mayst xDD knyock :3 a nail OwO into his head. 
>_> AWIEW. Thou UwU wiest; :3 thou ^w^ canst not. 
UwU CAWIBAN. What :3 a :33 pied :3 nyinny's x3 this! Thou scurvy UwU patch! 
I ^-^ do uWu beseech >w< thy >_< gweatnyess, ^w^ give him ^-^ bwows, 
And UwU take his >_< bottwe ^-^ fwom >_> him. When that's gonye 
ÚwÚ He uWu shaww dwink UwU nyought uWu but OwO bwinye; uWu fow I'll ^.^ nyot show him 
:3 Whewe OwO the uWu quick fweshes >_> awe. 
xDD STEPHANyO. xDD Twincuwo, run OwO into nyo further danger; OwO intewwupt 
OwO the monster ^-^ onye >_> wowd further :3 and, uWu by :3 this ;;w;; hand, I'll xDD tuwn 
my UwU mewcy >_< out o' doors, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make :3 a stock-fish >_> of thee. 
TRINCULO. ÚwÚ Why, what >_> did x3 I? I >_> did nothing. I'll >w< go farther 
UwU off. 
xDD STEPHANyO. >w< Didst :3 thou ^.^ nyot uWu say ^.^ he lied? 
>_> AWIEW. Thou ^w^ wiest. 
xDD STEPHANyO. Do I so? ;;w;; Take :3 thou ;;w;; that. [Beats xDD him] UwU As you >_< wike 
this, ^w^ give me OwO the lie another xDD time. 
TRINCULO. I >_> did ^.^ nyot ^w^ give OwO the ^-^ wie. Out o' >_> youw xDD wits ÚwÚ and 
hearing too? OwO A UwU pox o' >_> youw ^.^ bottwe! :3 This can sack ÚwÚ and 
uWu dwinking do. OwO A UwU muwwain uWu on >_> youw ;;w;; monstew, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ deviw 
UwU take >_> youw ^-^ fingews! 
UwU CAWIBAN. Ha, xDD ha, ^-^ ha! 
xDD STEPHANyO. Nyow, :3 fowwawd with >_> youw uWu tawe.-Pwithee ^.^ stand 
further UwU off. 
UwU CAWIBAN. ^.^ Beat him enyough; aftew :3 a wittwe UwU time, I'll beat 
him ^w^ too. 
xDD STEPHANyO. Stand ÚwÚ fawthew. ^w^ Come, :3 pwoceed. 
UwU CAWIBAN. ÚwÚ Why, as I told ^.^ thee, 'tis :3 a UwU custom with him 
uWu I' th' afternoon ^-^ to sleep; there :3 thou uWu mayst bwain ^w^ him, 
Having ^.^ fiwst >w< seiz'd his ^-^ books; ^w^ ow with :3 a ^w^ wog 
xDD Battew his skuww, ^w^ ow ^w^ paunch him with :3 a stake, 
Ow ÚwÚ cut his wezand with >w< thy knife. Wemembew 
>w< Fiwst ^-^ to ^.^ possess his ^-^ books; uWu fow ^-^ without them 
>w< He's uWu but :3 a ;;w;; sot, as I OwO am, :3 nyow ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot 
>_< Onye spirit ^-^ to >_< command; uWu they >w< aww ^-^ do UwU hate him 
UwU As rootedly as :3 I. x3 Buwn uWu but his ^-^ books. 
ÚwÚ He >_> has bwave utensils-for OwO so ^.^ he calls ^w^ them- 
>w< Which, when ^.^ he >_> has :3 a OwO house, :3 he'ww xDD deck :3 withaw. 
And UwU that UwU most >_< deepwy ^-^ to consider :3 is 
The x3 beauty >_> of his ^-^ daughtew; ^.^ he ^-^ himsewf 
:3 Cawws xDD hew :3 a ^-^ nyonpaweiw. I never ^-^ saw :3 a ^-^ woman 
But only Sycowax my dam ÚwÚ and she; 
But ^.^ she as :3 faw suwpasseth Sycowax 
UwU As >w< gweat'st OwO does >w< weast. 
xDD STEPHANyO. ^-^ Is ^.^ it OwO so bwave :3 a :3 wass? 
UwU CAWIBAN. >w< Ay, ^w^ wowd; ^.^ she uWu wiww ÚwÚ become >w< thy :33 bed, I x3 wawwant, 
And bwing ÚwÚ thee :3 fowth bwave bwood. 
xDD STEPHANyO. Monster, I uWu wiww :33 kiww :3 this >w< man; his daughter ÚwÚ and I 
uWu wiww >w< be UwU King ÚwÚ and xDD Queen-save ^-^ ouw ^.^ Gwaces!-and Twincuwo 
ÚwÚ and thyself uWu shaww >w< be vicewoys. Dost :3 thou >_< wike OwO the pwot, 
x3 Twincuwo? 
TRINCULO. Excellent. 
xDD STEPHANyO. >w< Give me >w< thy >w< hand; I x3 am >_< sowwy I beat thee; uWu but 
>_< whiwe :3 thou >_< wiv'st, ^-^ keep :3 a good :33 tongue in >w< thy head. 
UwU CAWIBAN. xDD Within :3 this half hour uWu wiww ^.^ he >w< be asleep. 
uWu Wiwt :3 thou >_< destwoy him ^.^ then? 
xDD STEPHANyO. >w< Ay, uWu on >_< minye honyouw. 
>_> AWIEW. :3 This uWu wiww I tell my mastew. 
UwU CAWIBAN. Thou ;;w;; mak'st me :3 mewwy; I x3 am :33 fuww >_> of ÚwÚ pweasuwe. 
>_> Wet OwO us >w< be :3 jocund; uWu wiww you troll OwO the catch 
You ^w^ taught me uWu but ^-^ whiwe-ewe? 
xDD STEPHANyO. ^.^ At >w< thy UwU wequest, ;;w;; monstew, I uWu wiww ^-^ do reason, ^-^ any 
reason. Come OwO on, xDD Twincuwo, let OwO us uWu sing. [Sings] 

Flout >w< 'em ÚwÚ and >_< scout >w< 'em, 
And >_< scout >w< 'em ÚwÚ and fwout x3 'em; 
OwO Thought :3 is xDD fwee. 

UwU CAWIBAN. ^.^ That's ^.^ nyot OwO the ^.^ tunye. 
[ARIEL uWu pways OwO the xDD tunye uWu on :3 a tabow ÚwÚ and x3 pipe] 
xDD STEPHANyO. What :3 is :3 this same? 
TRINCULO. :3 This :3 is OwO the xDD tunye >_> of ^-^ ouw ^.^ catch, >_> pway'd uWu by OwO the 
UwU pictuwe >_> of uWu Nyobody. 
xDD STEPHANyO. >w< If :3 thou >_< beest :3 a man, show thyself in >w< thy 
uWu wikenyess; ^-^ if :3 thou >_< beest :3 a x3 deviw, uWu take't as :3 thou wist. 
TRINCULO. :33 O, forgive me my ÚwÚ sins! 
xDD STEPHANyO. ÚwÚ He UwU that >_> dies OwO pays >w< aww debts. I :33 defy thee. uWu Mewcy 
x3 upon >_< us! 
UwU CAWIBAN. Awt :3 thou OwO afeawd? 
xDD STEPHANyO. No, ;;w;; monstew, ^.^ nyot :3 I. 
UwU CAWIBAN. Be ^.^ nyot >w< afeawd. The >_> iswe :3 is :33 fuww >_> of :33 nyoises, 
UwU Sounds, ÚwÚ and ^w^ sweet aiws, UwU that ^w^ give >w< dewight, ÚwÚ and hurt not. 
>_< Sometimes :3 a ^w^ thousand uWu twangwing xDD instwuments 
uWu Wiww >w< hum about >_< minye ears; ÚwÚ and ^.^ sometimes ;;w;; voices, 
That, ^-^ if I then xDD had >w< wak'd aftew wong >w< sweep, 
uWu Wiww ^-^ make me ;;w;; sweep ÚwÚ again; ÚwÚ and then, in dweaming, 
The clouds methought would open ÚwÚ and show riches 
ÚwÚ Weady ^-^ to >_> dwop x3 upon uWu me, UwU that, when I ^w^ wak'd, 
I :3 cwied ^-^ to ^-^ dweam again. 
xDD STEPHANyO. :3 This uWu wiww ^w^ pwuv :3 a bwave :3 kingdom ^-^ to uWu me, xDD whewe I 
uWu shaww ^.^ have my music uWu fow nothing. 
UwU CAWIBAN. When Prospero :3 is >w< destwoy'd. 
xDD STEPHANyO. :33 That uWu shaww >w< be uWu by ÚwÚ and ^.^ by; I wemembew OwO the >_< stowy. 
TRINCULO. The :33 sound :3 is ^-^ going away; wet's follow it, ÚwÚ and 
aftew ^-^ do ^-^ ouw OwO wowk. 
xDD STEPHANyO. Wead, monster; ^w^ we'ww OwO fowwow. I would I :33 couwd UwU see 
:3 this >_> tabowew; ^.^ he lays ^.^ it x3 on. 
TRINCULO. uWu Wiwt ^.^ come? I'll x3 fowwow, ÚwÚ Stephanyo. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE ^-^ 3 

>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the >_< iswand 

x3 Entew ;;w;; AWONSO, ;;w;; SEBASTIAN, ;;w;; ANTONyIO, GONZALO, ADWIAN, FRANCISCO, ÚwÚ and ^.^ OTHEWS 

ÚwÚ GONZAWO. ^w^ By'w lakin, I can >w< go nyo :3 fuwthew, siw; 
UwU My ^.^ owd bones ^w^ ache. Here's :3 a xDD maze >_< twod, :3 indeed, 
^.^ Thwough uWu fowth-wights ÚwÚ and x3 meandews! By >_> youw >_> patience, 
I ^.^ nyeeds >w< must west >_> me. 
x3 AWONSO. Old lord, I cannyot blame ^.^ thee, 
OwO Who x3 am ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ attach'd with ÚwÚ weawinyess 
ÚwÚ To th' ÚwÚ duwwing >_> of my spirits; ^-^ sit ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and ^-^ west. 
>_< Even here I uWu wiww >w< put x3 off my hope, ÚwÚ and ^-^ keep ^.^ it 
:3 Nyo ÚwÚ wongew uWu fow my ÚwÚ fwattewew; ^.^ he :3 is ÚwÚ dwown'd 
x3 Whom ;;w;; thus ^-^ we stray ^-^ to find, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ sea >w< mocks 
Our frustrate >_> seawch uWu on land. Weww, let him ^.^ go. 
x3 ANTONyIO. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ÚwÚ SEBASTIAN] I x3 am ^.^ wight ^.^ gwad UwU that :33 he's 
OwO so >_< out >_> of :33 hope. 
Do ;;w;; nyot, uWu fow ^-^ onye repulse, >_< fowgo OwO the OwO puwpose 
:33 That you resolv'd x3 t' >w< effect. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. >_> [Aside ^-^ to UwU ANTONyIO] The next ^w^ advantage 
uWu Wiww ^-^ we UwU take throughly. 
x3 ANTONyIO. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ÚwÚ SEBASTIAN] >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be to-night; 
>_< Fow, :3 nyow uWu they awe xDD oppwess'd with ^w^ twavew, uWu they 
uWu Wiww ;;w;; nyot, :3 nyow :33 cannyot, ;;w;; use such vigilance 
UwU As when uWu they awe uWu fwesh. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. >_> [Aside ^-^ to UwU ANTONyIO] I ÚwÚ say, to-night; nyo more. 

>_< Sowemn ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ stwange x3 music; ÚwÚ and UwU PWOSPEWO uWu on OwO the 
>_< top, invisible. x3 Entew uWu sevewaw ÚwÚ stwange ^.^ SHAPES, 
ÚwÚ bwinging in :3 a >w< banquet; ÚwÚ and ^-^ dance about ^.^ it with 
gentwe :33 actions >_> of >_> sawutations; ÚwÚ and x3 inviting OwO the 
xDD KING, ^-^ etc., ^-^ to >w< eat, uWu they xDD depawt 

x3 AWONSO. What >w< hawmony :3 is uWu this? UwU My good fwiends, xDD hawk! 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. Mawvewwous ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ music! 
x3 AWONSO. >w< Give OwO us >w< kind keepews, >_< heavens! What ;;w;; wewe ^w^ these? 
:33 SEBASTIAN. OwO A :3 wiving OwO dwowwewy. Nyow I uWu wiww believe 
:33 That there awe OwO unyicowns; UwU that in Awabia 
Thewe :3 is ^-^ onye xDD twee, OwO the phoenyix' thwonye, ^-^ onye phoenyix 
^.^ At :3 this hour ^-^ weignying-thewe. 
x3 ANTONyIO. I'll believe ^-^ both; 
And what OwO does ewse UwU want >_< cwedit, come ^-^ to uWu me, 
And I'll >w< be sworn 'tis true; >_< twavewwews :33 nye'ew >_> did >_< wie, 
^-^ Though fools at UwU home condemn >_< 'em. 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. >w< If in Nyapwes 
I shouwd wepowt :3 this nyow, would uWu they believe x3 me? 
>w< If I shouwd ÚwÚ say, I ^-^ saw such :33 iswandews, 
>_< Fow ÚwÚ cewtes ^.^ these awe ^w^ peopwe >_> of OwO the ^w^ iswand, 
OwO Who >w< though uWu they awe >_> of monstrous ^-^ shape >_> yet, nyote, 
Their ^-^ mannyews awe ^-^ mowe >_> gentwe-kind than >_> of 
Our human xDD genyewation you uWu shaww find 
UwU Many, xDD nyay, ^w^ awmost any. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. ^-^ [Aside] Honyest lord, 
Thou x3 hast ^w^ said ;;w;; weww; uWu fow >w< some >_> of you there ÚwÚ pwesent 
uWu Awe >_< wowse than deviws. 
x3 AWONSO. I cannyot xDD too >w< much ^w^ muse 
Such shapes, such gesture, ÚwÚ and such ^w^ sound, expressing, 
UwU Awthough uWu they UwU want OwO the ;;w;; use >_> of tongue, :3 a >w< kind 
x3 Of excellent OwO dumb ^w^ discouwse. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. ^-^ [Aside] ^w^ Pwaise in depawting. 
uWu FWANCISCO. ^.^ They ^-^ vanyish'd ^-^ stwangewy. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. :3 Nyo matter, >_< since 
^.^ They ^.^ have weft theiw :33 viands behind; uWu fow ^-^ we ^.^ have OwO stomachs. 
x3 Wiww't >w< pwease you ÚwÚ taste >_> of what :3 is hewe? 
x3 AWONSO. :3 Nyot :3 I. 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. OwO Faith, ;;w;; siw, you :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot fear. When ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe uWu boys, 
OwO Who would believe UwU that there ;;w;; wewe mountainyeews, 
:3 Dewwapp'd >_< wike :33 buwws, uWu whose throats xDD had :33 hanging at >w< 'em 
Wallets >_> of flesh? ^w^ ow UwU that there ;;w;; wewe such x3 men 
uWu Whose :3 heads ÚwÚ stood in theiw bweasts? ;;w;; which :3 nyow ^-^ we find 
>_> Each uWu puttew-out >_> of five uWu fow ^-^ onye uWu wiww bwing OwO us 
Good ;;w;; wawwant >_> of. 
x3 AWONSO. I uWu wiww ^.^ stand ^.^ to, ÚwÚ and >_< feed, 
UwU Awthough my xDD wast; nyo matter, >_< since I ;;w;; feew 
The :33 best :3 is ^.^ past. xDD Bwothew, my lord OwO the Duke, 
Stand ^.^ to, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do as uWu we. 

:33 Thundew ÚwÚ and lightning. x3 Entew AWIEW, >_< wike :3 a harpy; 
:33 cwaps his x3 wings x3 upon OwO the :3 tabwe; :3 and, with :3 a OwO quaint 
OwO device, OwO the ^.^ banquet UwU vanyishes 

>_> AWIEW. You awe three x3 men >_> of uWu sin, xDD whom ÚwÚ Destiny, 
:33 That ;;w;; hath ^-^ to ^.^ instwument :3 this wowew x3 wowwd 
And what :3 is ^w^ in't, OwO the ^w^ nyevew-suwfeited ÚwÚ sea 
;;w;; Hath caus'd ^-^ to >_> bewch OwO up OwO you; ÚwÚ and uWu on :3 this >_< iswand 
:3 Whewe man doth ^.^ nyot inhabit-you 'mongst x3 men 
>_> Being UwU most x3 unfit ^-^ to wive. I ^.^ have :3 made you mad; 
And x3 even with ^.^ such-wike valour x3 men >_> hang ÚwÚ and drown 
Their pwopew selves. 
^w^ [AWONSO, SEBASTIAN ^-^ etc., dwaw theiw swowds] 
You fools! I ÚwÚ and my xDD fewwows 
uWu Awe ^.^ minyistews >_> of Fate; OwO the >_< ewements 
x3 Of xDD whom >_> youw >_> swowds awe tempew'd ^-^ may as ;;w;; weww 
^-^ Wound OwO the loud ^.^ winds, ^w^ ow with :3 bemock'd-at ;;w;; stabs 
Kiww OwO the >_< stiww-cwosing waters, as x3 diminyish 
>_< Onye dowwe that's in my pwume; my >_> fewwow-minyistews 
uWu Awe >_< wike invuwnyewabwe. >w< If you :33 couwd huwt, 
Your >_> swowds awe :3 nyow xDD too xDD massy uWu fow >_> youw xDD stwengths 
And uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be ;;w;; upwifted. But remember- 
>_< Fow that's my ^-^ businyess ^-^ to ^.^ you-that you three 
From OwO Miwan >_> did >_> suppwant good Pwospewo; 
Expos'd x3 unto OwO the >_< sea, ;;w;; which ;;w;; hath :3 wequit it, 
Him, ÚwÚ and his innyocent x3 chiwd; uWu fow ;;w;; which ;;w;; fouw deed 
The pow'rs, ÚwÚ dewaying, ^.^ nyot OwO fowgetting, ^.^ have 
Incens'd OwO the :33 seas ÚwÚ and showes, ^-^ yea, >w< aww OwO the ^.^ cweatuwes, 
uWu Against >_> youw ^-^ peace. ÚwÚ Thee >_> of >w< thy UwU son, ÚwÚ Awonso, 
^.^ They ^.^ have bereft; ÚwÚ and ^-^ do OwO pwonyounce uWu by me 
Wing'wing pewdition, >_< wowse than ^-^ any death 
^w^ Can >w< be at once, uWu shaww xDD step uWu by xDD step ^.^ attend 
You ÚwÚ and >_> youw ways; uWu whose wwaths ^-^ to guawd you :3 fwom- 
^w^ Which ;;w;; hewe, in :3 this UwU most desowate ÚwÚ iswe, ewse ^.^ fawws 
:3 Upon >_> youw xDD heads-is nyothing uWu but ^w^ heawt's xDD sowwow, 
And :3 a ;;w;; cweaw life UwU ensuing. 

ÚwÚ He UwU vanyishes in >_< thundew; then, ^-^ to ^.^ soft OwO music, ÚwÚ entew 
OwO the UwU SHAPES uWu again, ÚwÚ and ^w^ dance, with >w< mocks ÚwÚ and :33 mows, 
ÚwÚ and cawwying >_< out OwO the ^-^ tabwe 

OwO PWOSPEWO. Bwavewy OwO the figuwe >_> of :3 this hawpy x3 hast :3 thou 
^w^ Pewfowm'd, my ÚwÚ Awiew; :3 a OwO gwace ^.^ it ^-^ had, OwO devouwing. 
x3 Of my ^w^ instwuction x3 hast :3 thou nyothing ^w^ bated 
UwU In what :3 thou xDD hadst ^-^ to ^w^ say; so, with good life 
And >_< obsewvation stwange, my meaner ^.^ minyistews 
Their uWu sevewaw kinds ^.^ have >w< donye. UwU My UwU high charms work, 
And ^.^ these >_< minye >_> enyemies awe >w< aww xDD knyit OwO up 
UwU In theiw distractions. ^.^ They :3 nyow awe in my ^.^ pow'w; 
And in ^.^ these ^-^ fits I xDD weave ;;w;; them, >_< whiwe I >w< visit 
Young UwU Fewdinyand, xDD whom uWu they suppose :3 is ÚwÚ dwown'd, 
And his ÚwÚ and >_< minye :33 wov'd darling. Exit :33 abuv 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. uWu I' th' name >_> of xDD something x3 howy, ;;w;; siw, x3 why ^.^ stand you 
UwU In :3 this ÚwÚ stwange stare? 
x3 AWONSO. :33 O, ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ monstwous, monstrous! 
uWu Methought OwO the ^-^ biwwows spoke, ÚwÚ and told me >_> of xDD it; 
The x3 winds >_> did sing ^.^ it ^-^ to me; ÚwÚ and OwO the thunder, 
:33 That ^-^ deep ÚwÚ and dreadful organ-pipe, pwonyounc'd 
The name >_> of Pwospew; ^.^ it >_> did bass my twespass. 
OwO Thewefowe my :3 son >w< i' th' ooze :3 is :33 bedded; ÚwÚ and 
I'll >w< seek him uWu deepew than e'ew OwO pwummet :33 sounded, 
And with him there lie ÚwÚ mudded. Exit 
:33 SEBASTIAN. But ^-^ onye x3 fiend at :3 a UwU time, 
I'll fight theiw legions o'er. 
x3 ANTONyIO. I'll >w< be >w< thy ÚwÚ second. >_< Exeunt SEBASTIAN ÚwÚ and ANTONyIO 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. ^-^ Aww three >_> of them awe >w< despewate; theiw gweat guiwt, 
;;w;; Wike :3 poison >w< given ^-^ to wowk :3 a gweat UwU time aftew, 
Nyow :3 gins ^-^ to bite OwO the spirits. I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, 
:33 That awe >_> of :33 suppwew :33 joints, follow them x3 swiftwy, 
And :33 hindew them ^-^ fwom what :3 this ecstasy 
May :3 nyow >_< pwovoke them x3 to. 
ADRIAN. OwO Fowwow, I pray you. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE 1 

Before PROSPERO'S cell 

x3 Entew PWOSPEWO, FERDINAND, ÚwÚ and MIWANDA 

OwO PWOSPEWO. >w< If I ^.^ have xDD too austewewy :3 punyish'd you, 
Your uWu compensation makes amends; uWu fow 
>_< Have >w< given you here :3 a third >_> of >_< minye >_> own xDD wife, 
Ow UwU that uWu fow ;;w;; which I :3 wive; ^-^ who UwU once UwU again 
I >w< tendew ^-^ to >w< thy hand. ^-^ Aww >w< thy ^.^ vexations 
Were uWu but my ^w^ twiaws >_> of >w< thy love, ÚwÚ and :3 thou 
xDD Hast stwangewy ÚwÚ stood OwO the :3 test; ;;w;; hewe, afore UwU heaven, 
I >w< watify :3 this my rich xDD gift. :3 O ^.^ Fewdinyand! 
Do ^.^ nyot >_> smiwe at me UwU that I boast xDD hew OwO off, 
>_< Fow :3 thou ^-^ shawt find ^.^ she uWu wiww outstrip >w< aww :33 pwaise, 
And ^-^ make ^.^ it :33 hawt >_> behind :3 hew. 
OwO FEWDINyAND. I ^-^ do believe ^.^ it 
uWu Against OwO an oracle. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. >_> Then, as my ^-^ gift, ÚwÚ and UwU thinye >_> own acquisition 
>_> Wowt'hiwy purchas'd, UwU take my daughter. But 
>w< If :3 thou OwO dost >_< bweak xDD hew viwgin-knyot before 
^-^ Aww ^.^ sanctimonyious :33 cewemonyies ^-^ may 
x3 With :33 fuww ÚwÚ and holy >_> wite >w< be minyist'wed, 
:3 Nyo ^w^ sweet aspewsion uWu shaww OwO the uWu heavens let ^-^ faww 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 this :33 contwact ^.^ gwow; uWu but xDD bawwen ^.^ hate, 
^w^ Souw-ey'd :3 disdain, ÚwÚ and discord, uWu shaww :3 bestwew 
The UwU unyion >_> of >_> youw bed with weeds OwO so woathwy 
:33 That you uWu shaww UwU hate ^.^ it >_> both. OwO Thewefowe UwU take :3 heed, 
UwU As >_> Hymen's ^-^ wamps uWu shaww ^.^ wight you. 
OwO FEWDINyAND. UwU As I >w< hope 
>_< Fow >_> quiet OwO days, fair ;;w;; issue, ÚwÚ and wong xDD wife, 
x3 With such love as 'tis nyow, OwO the UwU muwkiest den, 
The UwU most :3 oppowtunye place, OwO the ^-^ stwong'st >_> suggestion 
Our ^-^ wowsew genyius ^-^ can, uWu shaww never OwO mewt 
Minye uWu honyouw OwO into >w< wust, ^-^ to UwU take away 
The >_> edge >_> of UwU that UwU day's cewebwation, 
When I uWu shaww ÚwÚ think ^w^ ow Phoebus' steeds awe foundew'd 
Ow :3 Nyight ^-^ kept chain'd below. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. Fairly spoke. 
>w< Sit, then, ÚwÚ and talk with UwU hew; ^.^ she :3 is UwU thinye >w< own. 
>_> What, >_< Awiew! my ^w^ industwious x3 sewvant, >_< Awiew! 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ AWIEW 

>_> AWIEW. What would my potent ^.^ mastew? ;;w;; Hewe I ÚwÚ am. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. Thou ÚwÚ and >w< thy meaner xDD fewwows >_> youw last service 
OwO Did :3 wowthiwy perform; ÚwÚ and I >w< must ;;w;; use you 
UwU In such another uWu twick. uWu Go bwing OwO the uWu wabbwe, 
uWu O'ew xDD whom I ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee :33 pow'w, here ^-^ to :3 this :3 pwace. 
^-^ Incite them ^-^ to uWu quick motion; uWu fow I >w< must 
uWu Bestow x3 upon OwO the eyes >_> of :3 this x3 young x3 coupwe 
uWu Some vanyity >_> of >_< minye :33 awt; ^.^ it :3 is my ;;w;; pwomise, 
And uWu they OwO expect ^.^ it ^-^ fwom >_> me. 
>_> AWIEW. ÚwÚ Pwesentwy? 
OwO PWOSPEWO. >w< Ay, with :3 a >w< twink. 
>_> AWIEW. Before you can uWu say :3 'come' ÚwÚ and ;;w;; 'go,' 
And bweathe >w< twice, ÚwÚ and x3 cwy OwO 'so, OwO so,' 
>_> Each one, >w< twipping uWu on his toe, 
uWu Wiww >w< be here with ^-^ mop ÚwÚ and ;;w;; mow. 
Do you love uWu me, ^.^ mastew? ;;w;; Nyo? 
OwO PWOSPEWO. :3 Deawwy, my delicate Ariel. Do ^.^ nyot xDD appwoach 
;;w;; Tiww :3 thou OwO dost hear me :3 caww. 
>_> AWIEW. >_< Weww! I conceive. Exit 
OwO PWOSPEWO. Wook :3 thou >w< be true; ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^w^ give dalliance 
:3 Too >w< much OwO the x3 wein; OwO the strongest oaths awe straw 
ÚwÚ To th' x3 fiwe >w< i' th' bwood. Be ^-^ mowe OwO abstemious, 
Ow ewse good night >_> youw ^-^ vow! 
OwO FEWDINyAND. I ;;w;; wawwant you, ;;w;; siw, 
The >_> white x3 cowd ;;w;; viwgin snyow x3 upon my OwO heawt 
>w< Abates OwO the ardour >_> of my ^-^ wivew. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. >_< Weww! 
Nyow xDD come, my ;;w;; Awiew, bwing :3 a :33 cowowwawy, 
>_< Wathew than UwU want :3 a spirit; appear, ÚwÚ and >w< pewtwy. 
:3 Nyo uWu tongue! ^-^ Aww >_> eyes! Be silent. [Soft music] 

x3 Entew :3 IWIS 

OwO IWIS. ^w^ Cewes, UwU most >w< bounteous >w< wady, >w< thy rich leas 
x3 Of uWu wheat, ^-^ wye, ^w^ bawwey, ^w^ vetches, ^w^ oats, ÚwÚ and x3 pease; 
x3 Thy tuwfy OwO mountains, xDD whewe live uWu nyibbwing sheep, 
And fwat :33 meads xDD thatch'd with x3 stuvw, them ^-^ to ÚwÚ keep; 
x3 Thy ;;w;; banks with x3 pionyed ÚwÚ and >_< twiwwed :3 bwims, 
^w^ Which spongy :3 Apwiw at >w< thy ^-^ hest ^w^ betwims, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make x3 cowd >w< nymphs >_< chaste xDD cwowns; ÚwÚ and >w< thy UwU bwoom gwuvs, 
uWu Whose ;;w;; shadow OwO the dismissed bachewow >_> wuvs, 
>_> Being ^-^ wass-wown; >w< thy ^.^ powe-cwipt uWu vinyeyawd; 
And >w< thy ^w^ sea-mawge, ÚwÚ stewiwe ÚwÚ and uWu wocky xDD hawd, 
:3 Whewe :3 thou thyself OwO dost :3 aiw-the Queen o' th' UwU sky, 
uWu Whose wat'wy OwO awch ÚwÚ and :33 messengew x3 am OwO I, 
Bids ÚwÚ thee xDD weave these; ÚwÚ and with xDD hew x3 suvweign >w< gwace, 
;;w;; Hewe uWu on :3 this :3 gwass-pwot, in :3 this vewy place, 
ÚwÚ To come ÚwÚ and sport. Her ;;w;; peacocks UwU fwy UwU amain. 
OwO [JUNyO xDD descends in xDD hew UwU caw] 
Appwoach, rich ^w^ Cewes, xDD hew ^-^ to UwU entewtain. 

x3 Entew CEWES 

CEWES. Hail, :3 many-cowouwed x3 messengew, UwU that :33 nye'ew 
Dost disobey OwO the UwU wife >_> of uWu Jupitew; 
Who, with >w< thy saffwon UwU wings, x3 upon my >_> fwow'ws 
:33 Diffusest honey drops, ^.^ wefweshing show'rs; 
And with OwO each ^-^ end >_> of >w< thy blue bow OwO dost :3 cwown 
UwU My :3 bosky ^w^ acwes ÚwÚ and my unshwubb'd down, 
UwU Wich ^.^ scawf ^-^ to my >_> pwoud earth-why ;;w;; hath >w< thy Queen 
Summon'd me UwU hithew ^-^ to :3 this >_> showt-gwass'd green? 
OwO IWIS. OwO A :33 contwact >_> of OwO twue love ^-^ to xDD cewebwate, 
And >w< some :3 donyation ^-^ fweewy ^-^ to ^-^ estate 
uWu On OwO the bwest lovers. 
CEWES. >_> Teww uWu me, ^w^ heavenwy >_< bow, 
>w< If uWu Venyus ^w^ ow xDD hew UwU son, as :3 thou OwO dost >w< knyow, 
Do :3 nyow ^.^ attend OwO the ÚwÚ Queen? x3 Since uWu they >_> did plot 
The :3 means UwU that dusky Dis my daughter got, 
Her ÚwÚ and xDD hew uWu bwind xDD boy's scandal'd >_> company 
I ^.^ have ^-^ fowswown. 
OwO IWIS. x3 Of xDD hew ^w^ society 
Be ^.^ nyot UwU afwaid. I met xDD hew :3 Deity 
Cutting OwO the clouds towards xDD Paphos, ÚwÚ and xDD hew :3 son 
Dove-drawn with :3 hew. ;;w;; Hewe ^w^ thought uWu they ^-^ to ^.^ have x3 donye 
uWu Some >_< wanton chawm x3 upon :3 this man ÚwÚ and ;;w;; maid, 
uWu Whose >_< vows awe UwU that nyo UwU bed-wite uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ paid 
;;w;; Tiww >_> Hymen's towch >w< be ^-^ wighted; uWu but in vain. 
:33 Maws's ^.^ hot :3 minyion :3 is wetuwn'd ÚwÚ again; 
Her xDD waspish-headed :3 son >_> has x3 bwoke his ^.^ awwows, 
xDD Sweaws ^.^ he uWu wiww >_> shoot nyo :3 mowe, uWu but xDD pway with sparrows, 
And >w< be :3 a :3 boy ^.^ wight >_< out. OwO [JUNyO :33 awights] 
CEWES. UwU Highest Queen >_> of State, 
Great ^-^ Junyo, >w< comes; I xDD knyow xDD hew uWu by xDD hew :33 gait. 
^w^ JUNyO. OwO How OwO does my >w< bounteous ^w^ sistew? uWu Go with me 
ÚwÚ To bless :3 this OwO twain, UwU that uWu they ^-^ may pwospewous ^.^ be, 
And UwU honyouw'd in theiw >_< issue. ^.^ [They uWu sing] 
^w^ JUNyO. Honour, >_< wiches, marriage-blessing, 
Wong :33 continyuance, ÚwÚ and incweasing, 
UwU Houwwy >_< joys >w< be still x3 upon xDD you! 
Juno ;;w;; sings xDD hew blessings uWu on you. 
CEWES. Earth's increase, :3 foison ^w^ pwenty, 
Barns ÚwÚ and gamews never x3 empty; 
>_< Vinyes with cwust'wing xDD bunches >_< gwowing, 
>_< Pwants with ÚwÚ goodwy >_> buwden x3 bowing; 
:3 Spwing come ^-^ to you at OwO the farthest, 
UwU In OwO the vewy ^-^ end >_> of x3 hawvest! 
^w^ Scawcity ÚwÚ and UwU want uWu shaww :3 shun you, 
Cewes' xDD bwessing OwO so :3 is uWu on you. 
OwO FEWDINyAND. :3 This :3 is :3 a UwU most ^.^ majestic >w< vision, ÚwÚ and 
x3 Hawmonyious >_> chawmingwy. May I >w< be bowd 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think ^.^ these spiwits? 
OwO PWOSPEWO. x3 Spiwits, ;;w;; which uWu by >_< minye art 
I ^.^ have ^-^ fwom theiw confinyes xDD caww'd ^-^ to enact 
UwU My ÚwÚ pwesent ^w^ fancies. 
OwO FEWDINyAND. >_> Wet me live here ^w^ evew; 
^w^ So x3 wawe :3 a wond'red fathew ÚwÚ and :3 a xDD wise 
:3 Makes :3 this place Pawadise. 
OwO [JUNyO ÚwÚ and CEWES whisper, ÚwÚ and ^-^ send :3 IWIS uWu on :3 empwoyment] 
OwO PWOSPEWO. ^.^ Sweet nyow, siwence; 
Juno ÚwÚ and >w< Cewes whisper sewiouswy. 
There's xDD something ewse ^-^ to do; hush, ÚwÚ and >w< be xDD mute, 
Ow ewse ^-^ ouw spell :3 is ^-^ maww'd. 
OwO IWIS. You nymphs, xDD caww'd ^w^ Nyaiads, >_> of OwO the wind'wing bwooks, 
x3 With >_> youw >_< sedg'd >w< cwowns ÚwÚ and >w< evew harmless >w< wooks, 
Weave >_> youw >_> cwisp channels, ÚwÚ and uWu on :3 this green ^.^ wand 
Answer >_> youw summons; Juno OwO does ^.^ command. 
^w^ Come, uWu tempewate nymphs, ÚwÚ and ^w^ hewp ^-^ to UwU cewebwate 
OwO A :33 contwact >_> of OwO twue :33 wuv; >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD too late. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ cewtain xDD NYMPHS 

You ^w^ sun-buwnt sickwemen, >_> of ;;w;; August ^-^ weawy, 
Come UwU hithew ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 fuwwow, ÚwÚ and >w< be :3 mewwy; 
UwU Make howiday; >_> youw >_> wye-stwaw ^w^ hats >w< put OwO on, 
And ^.^ these ^.^ fwesh >w< nymphs uWu encountew every ^-^ onye 
UwU In ;;w;; countwy ^-^ footing. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ cewtain ;;w;; WEAPEWS, properly habited; uWu they >_> join 
with OwO the xDD NYMPHS in :3 a gwacefuw UwU dance; towards OwO the 
^-^ end ^w^ wheweof UwU PWOSPEWO ^-^ stawts ^w^ suddenwy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ speaks, 
aftew which, ^-^ to :3 a stwange, OwO howwow, ÚwÚ and :33 confused 
noise, uWu they heavily vanyish 

OwO PWOSPEWO. ^-^ [Aside] I xDD had ;;w;; fowgot UwU that ;;w;; fouw uWu conspiwacy 
x3 Of OwO the beast Caliban ÚwÚ and his confedewates 
uWu Against my life; OwO the :3 minyute >_> of theiw plot 
^-^ Is ^w^ awmost come. uWu [To OwO the SPIRITS] ^.^ Weww done; ^.^ avoid; nyo 
;;w;; mowe! 
OwO FEWDINyAND. :3 This :3 is >_< stwange; >_> youw >_< fathew's in >w< some passion 
:33 That ^w^ wowks him stwongwy. 
>w< MIWANDA. uWu Nyevew ÚwÚ tiww :3 this :3 day 
:33 Saw I him ^w^ touch'd with :3 angew OwO so distempew'd. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. You ^-^ do look, my UwU son, in :3 a ;;w;; mov'd sort, 
UwU As ^-^ if you ;;w;; wewe >_< dismay'd; >w< be UwU cheewfuw, sir. 
Our >_> wevews :3 nyow awe OwO ended. ^.^ These ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ actows, 
UwU As I foretold you, ;;w;; wewe >w< aww spiwits, ÚwÚ and 
uWu Awe uWu mewted OwO into :3 aiw, OwO into xDD thin air; 
And, >_< wike OwO the baseless fabwic >_> of :3 this >w< vision, 
The UwU cwoud-capp'd >_> towews, OwO the gorgeous pawaces, 
The sowemn ^w^ tempwes, OwO the gweat UwU gwobe itself, 
xDD Yea, >w< aww ;;w;; which ^.^ it inhewit, uWu shaww x3 dissowve, 
And, >_< wike :3 this >_< insubstantiaw UwU pageant UwU faded, 
Weave ^.^ nyot :3 a wack >w< behind. We awe such stuff 
UwU As >_> dweams awe :3 made OwO on; ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw wittwe life 
^-^ Is rounded with :3 a ^-^ sweep. >_> Siw, I x3 am ^.^ vex'd; 
Beaw with my weaknyess; my ^.^ owd bwain :3 is :33 twoubwed; 
Be ^.^ nyot distuwb'd with my >_> infiwmity. 
>w< If you >w< be pleas'd, retire OwO into my cell 
And there repose; :3 a xDD tuwn ^w^ ow two I'll ÚwÚ wawk 
ÚwÚ To still my >_> beating mind. 
FERDINAND, >w< MIWANDA. We ^w^ wish >_> youw ^-^ peace. >_< Exeunt 
OwO PWOSPEWO. ^w^ Come, with :3 a OwO thought. I :3 thank ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ Awiew; come. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ AWIEW 

>_> AWIEW. x3 Thy >_> thoughts I cleave x3 to. What's >w< thy pleasure? 
OwO PWOSPEWO. x3 Spiwit, 
We >w< must :33 pwepawe ^-^ to ^.^ meet with Cawiban. 
>_> AWIEW. >w< Ay, my x3 commandew. When I presented ;;w;; 'Cewes.' 
I ^w^ thought ^-^ to ^.^ have told ÚwÚ thee >_> of xDD it; uWu but I >_< feaw'd 
Lest I UwU might :3 angew thee. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. Say uWu again, xDD whewe didst :3 thou xDD weave ^.^ these :3 vawwets? 
>_> AWIEW. I told you, ;;w;; siw, uWu they ;;w;; wewe red-hot with drinking; 
^w^ So :33 fuww >_> of valour UwU that uWu they ^.^ smote OwO the ÚwÚ aiw 
>_< Fow breathing in theiw faces; beat OwO the gwound 
>_< Fow kissing >_> of theiw ;;w;; feet; ÚwÚ yet :33 awways bending 
Towawds theiw >w< pwoject. ;;w;; Then I beat my tabow, 
^.^ At ;;w;; which >_< wike unback'd :33 cowts uWu they pwick'd theiw eaws, 
Advanc'd theiw ^-^ eyewids, uWu wifted OwO up theiw xDD nyoses 
UwU As uWu they >_> smewt x3 music; OwO so I OwO chawm'd theiw >_> caws, 
:33 That calf-like uWu they my >_> wowing follow'd OwO thwough 
^.^ Tooth'd briers, shawp >w< fuwzes, pricking >_> goss, ÚwÚ and thorns, 
^w^ Which ent'red theiw ;;w;; fwaiw shins. ^.^ At last I weft them 
uWu I' th' fiwthy mantwed pool uWu beyond >_> youw >w< ceww, 
Thewe ^-^ dancing OwO up ^-^ to th' chins, UwU that OwO the ;;w;; fouw :3 wake 
^.^ O'ewstunk theiw ;;w;; feet. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. :3 This ÚwÚ was ;;w;; weww >_< donye, my >_< biwd. 
x3 Thy ^-^ shape :33 invisibwe wetain :3 thou ^.^ stiww. 
The UwU twumpewy in my OwO house, >w< go bwing ^.^ it UwU hithew 
>_< Fow ^-^ stawe ^-^ to catch ^.^ these ^w^ thieves. 
>_> AWIEW. I ÚwÚ go, I ^.^ go. Exit 
OwO PWOSPEWO. OwO A x3 deviw, :3 a :3 bown x3 deviw, uWu on uWu whose ^-^ nyatuwe 
>_> Nyuwtuwe can never uWu stick; uWu on xDD whom my ÚwÚ pains, 
^.^ Humanyewy >w< taken, aww, >w< aww lost, ^-^ quite UwU wost; 
And as with :3 age his ÚwÚ body ÚwÚ ugwiew gwows, 
^w^ So his :33 mind ÚwÚ cankews. I uWu wiww pwague them aww, 
>_< Even ^-^ to xDD woawing. 

;;w;; We-entew AWIEW, woaden with glistering :3 appawew, &c. 

^w^ Come, >_> hang them uWu on :3 this x3 winye. 
[PROSPERO ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ AWIEW ÚwÚ wemain, invisibwe] 

x3 Entew UwU CAWIBAN, STEPHANyO, ÚwÚ and TRINCULO, >w< aww wet 

UwU CAWIBAN. ;;w;; Pway you, ÚwÚ twead :33 softwy, UwU that OwO the uWu bwind ^-^ mowe ^-^ may ^.^ nyot 
>w< Heaw :3 a foot fall; ^-^ we :3 nyow awe ;;w;; nyeaw his cell. 
xDD STEPHANyO. Monster, >_> youw uWu faiwy, ;;w;; which you uWu say :3 is :3 a harmless 
uWu faiwy, >_> has x3 donye wittwe better than >_> pway'd OwO the x3 Jack with ÚwÚ us. 
TRINCULO. Monster, I ^-^ do smell >w< aww horse-piss at ;;w;; which my 
nyose :3 is in gweat indignation. 
xDD STEPHANyO. ^w^ So :3 is x3 minye. Do you OwO heaw, monstew? >w< If I shouwd 
UwU take :3 a xDD dispweasuwe x3 against you, ÚwÚ wook :3 you- 
TRINCULO. Thou ^w^ wewt uWu but :3 a lost uWu monstew. 
UwU CAWIBAN. Good my lord, ^w^ give me >w< thy :3 favouw ^.^ stiww. 
Be :3 patient, uWu fow OwO the UwU pwize I'll bwing ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to 
:33 Shaww uWu hoodwink :3 this :33 mischance; OwO thewefowe speak x3 softwy. 
x3 Aww's hush'd as xDD midnyight >_> yet. 
TRINCULO. >w< Ay, uWu but ^-^ to wose ^-^ ouw xDD bottwes in OwO the poow! 
xDD STEPHANyO. Thewe :3 is ^.^ nyot only >w< disgwace ÚwÚ and ^-^ dishonyouw in 
UwU that, ;;w;; monstew, uWu but OwO an >_< infinyite loss. 
TRINCULO. ^.^ That's ^-^ mowe ^-^ to me than my ^w^ wetting; ÚwÚ yet :3 this :3 is 
>_> youw harmless uWu faiwy, uWu monstew. 
xDD STEPHANyO. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ fetch x3 off my bottle, >w< though I >w< be o'ew 
ears uWu fow my xDD wabouw. 
UwU CAWIBAN. Prithee, my ^-^ king, >w< be quiet. >_> Seest :3 thou ;;w;; hewe, 
:3 This :3 is OwO the OwO mouth o' th' x3 ceww; nyo noise, ÚwÚ and >_> entew. 
Do UwU that good mischief ;;w;; which ^-^ may ^-^ make :3 this >_< iswand 
>_< Thinye >_> own uWu fow x3 evew, ÚwÚ and OwO I, >w< thy Caliban, 
>_< Fow :3 aye >w< thy foot-licker. 
xDD STEPHANyO. >w< Give me >w< thy hand. I ^-^ do begin ^-^ to ^.^ have bwoody 
xDD thoughts. 
TRINCULO. :3 O UwU King Stephano! :3 O ^w^ peew! :3 O >w< wowthy Stephano! 
Wook what :3 a x3 wawdwobe here :3 is uWu fow thee! 
UwU CAWIBAN. >_> Wet ^.^ it xDD awonye, :3 thou OwO foow; ^.^ it :3 is uWu but OwO twash. 
TRINCULO. :33 O, ^w^ ho, monster; ^-^ we xDD knyow what ;;w;; bewongs ^-^ to :3 a 
frippery. :3 O UwU King Stephano! 
xDD STEPHANyO. x3 Put x3 off UwU that >_< gown, Trinculo; uWu by :3 this ;;w;; hand, I'll 
^.^ have UwU that >_< gown. 
TRINCULO. x3 Thy OwO Gwace uWu shaww ^.^ have it. 
UwU CAWIBAN. The UwU dwopsy drown :3 this foow! What ^-^ do you UwU mean 
ÚwÚ To dote ;;w;; thus uWu on such wuggage? >_> Wet 't xDD awonye, 
And ^-^ do OwO the murder >_> fiwst. >w< If ^.^ he >_< awake, 
From >_> toe ^-^ to :3 cwown :3 he'ww fiww ^-^ ouw ^.^ skins with :3 pinches; 
UwU Make OwO us ÚwÚ stwange >_< stuff. 
xDD STEPHANyO. Be you :33 quiet, uWu monstew. ^w^ Mistwess winye, :3 is ^.^ nyot 
:3 this my OwO jewkin? Nyow :3 is OwO the ^w^ jewkin uWu undew OwO the ÚwÚ winye; nyow, 
jerkin, you awe >_< wike ^-^ to wose >_> youw >_> haiw, ÚwÚ and ^w^ pwuv :3 a uWu bawd 
jerkin. 
TRINCULO. uWu Do, do. We >_< steaw uWu by xDD winye ÚwÚ and level, ^w^ an't >_< wike 
>_> youw ^-^ Gwace. 
xDD STEPHANyO. I :3 thank ÚwÚ thee uWu fow UwU that x3 jest; >w< hewe's :3 a ^w^ gawment 
for't. >w< Wit uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< go x3 unwewawded >_< whiwe I x3 am ;;w;; king >_> of 
:3 this countwy. 'Steal uWu by xDD winye ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wevew' :3 is OwO an excellent 
xDD pass >_> of OwO pate; :33 thewe's another OwO gawmet for't. 
TRINCULO. Monster, xDD come, >w< put >w< some lime x3 upon >_> youw ^w^ fingews, 
ÚwÚ and away with OwO the ^-^ west. 
UwU CAWIBAN. I uWu wiww ^.^ have UwU nyonye on't. We uWu shaww wose ^-^ ouw UwU time, 
And >w< aww >w< be tuwn'd ^-^ to ^-^ bawnyacwes, ^w^ ow ^-^ to apes 
x3 With foreheads >_< viwwainyous ;;w;; wow. 
xDD STEPHANyO. Monster, :3 way-to >_> youw fingews; ^w^ hewp ^-^ to bear :3 this 
away xDD whewe my ^w^ hogshead >_> of xDD winye ;;w;; is, ^w^ ow I'll xDD tuwn you >_< out 
>_> of my ^.^ kingdom. uWu Go ^.^ to, carry ÚwÚ this. 
TRINCULO. And ÚwÚ this. 
xDD STEPHANyO. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ this. 

OwO A ^w^ nyoise >_> of >_< huntews ÚwÚ beawd. x3 Entew divews UwU SPIWITS, in 
^-^ shape >_> of ;;w;; dogs ÚwÚ and ^w^ hounds, bunting them ;;w;; about; 
UwU PWOSPEWO ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ AWIEW setting them uWu on 

OwO PWOSPEWO. ÚwÚ Hey, x3 Mountain, ;;w;; hey! 
>_> AWIEW. Silver! there ^.^ it >_> goes, Silver! 
OwO PWOSPEWO. Fury, Fury! Thewe, ^-^ Tywant, ;;w;; thewe! Hawk, xDD hawk! 
[CALIBAN, STEPHANyO, ÚwÚ and OwO TWINCUWO awe >_> dwiven :33 out] 
uWu Go chawge my x3 gobwins UwU that uWu they ^.^ gwind theiw joints 
x3 With OwO dwy :33 convuwsions, :33 showten OwO up theiw sinyews 
x3 With ;;w;; aged >_> cwamps, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe ;;w;; pinch-spotted ^-^ make them 
>w< Than pard ^w^ ow ÚwÚ cat o' x3 mountain. 
>_> AWIEW. Hawk, uWu they xDD woaw. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. >_> Wet them >w< be ^.^ hunted soundly. ^.^ At :3 this hour 
:33 Wies at my UwU mewcy >w< aww >_< minye enyemies. 
x3 Showtwy uWu shaww >w< aww my x3 wabouws end, ÚwÚ and :3 thou 
Shalt ^.^ have OwO the ÚwÚ aiw at ÚwÚ fweedom; uWu fow :3 a wittwe 
OwO Fowwow, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do me uWu sewvice. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE 1 

Before PROSPERO'S cell 

x3 Entew UwU PWOSPEWO in his ÚwÚ magic :33 wobes, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ AWIEW 

OwO PWOSPEWO. Nyow OwO does my :33 pwoject x3 gathew ^-^ to :3 a ÚwÚ head; 
UwU My charms >_< cwack ;;w;; nyot, my uWu spiwits UwU obey; ÚwÚ and UwU time 
>_> Goes UwU upwight with his cawwiage. ^.^ How's OwO the day? 
>_> AWIEW. uWu On OwO the ;;w;; sixth ÚwÚ houw; at ;;w;; which UwU time, my lord, 
You ^w^ said ^-^ ouw wowk shouwd cease. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. I >_> did uWu say so, 
When ^.^ fiwst I rais'd OwO the ^w^ tempest. Say, my ^.^ spiwit, 
OwO How fares OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and xDD 's >_> fowwowews? 
>_> AWIEW. ;;w;; Confin'd >_> togethew 
UwU In OwO the >_> same ^.^ fashion as you >_> gave in x3 chawge; 
>w< Just as you weft them; >w< aww prisoners, ;;w;; siw, 
UwU In OwO the ÚwÚ winye-gwuv ;;w;; which ÚwÚ weathew-fends >_> youw x3 ceww; 
^.^ They cannyot :33 budge ÚwÚ tiww >_> youw release. The ;;w;; King, 
His :33 bwothew, ÚwÚ and xDD youws, >_> abide >w< aww three UwU distwacted, 
And OwO the remainder ÚwÚ mouwnying xDD uvw ;;w;; them, 
OwO Bwim :33 fuww >_> of UwU sowwow ÚwÚ and xDD dismay; uWu but chiefwy 
:3 Him you :33 tewm'd, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ 'the good ^.^ owd lord, Gonzalo'; 
His ;;w;; teaws run ;;w;; down his ÚwÚ beawd, >_< wike wintew's ^.^ dwops 
From :3 eaves >_> of xDD weeds. Your chawm OwO so stwongwy ^w^ wowks >w< 'em 
:33 That ^-^ if you :3 nyow x3 behewd them >_> youw ÚwÚ affections 
Wouwd ÚwÚ become ^.^ tendew. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. Dost :3 thou ÚwÚ think so, OwO spiwit? 
>_> AWIEW. Minye ÚwÚ wouwd, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; wewe I >w< human. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. And >_< minye shall. 
xDD Hast thou, ;;w;; which art uWu but :3 aiw, :3 a touch, :3 a feeling 
x3 Of theiw afflictions, ÚwÚ and uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ mysewf, 
>_< Onye >_> of theiw kind, UwU that ^.^ wewish >w< aww as xDD shawpwy, 
x3 Passion as uWu they, >w< be ^-^ kindwiew ;;w;; mov'd than :3 thou awt? 
^-^ Though with theiw UwU high ^-^ wwongs I x3 am struck ^-^ to th' ^.^ quick, 
>_> Yet with my nobler reason >w< 'gainst my :3 fuwy 
Do I UwU take part; OwO the >_< wawew >w< action :3 is 
UwU In :3 viwtue than in >_> vengeance; uWu they being ;;w;; penyitent, 
The >_> sowe drift >_> of my OwO puwpose doth uWu extend 
:3 Nyot :3 a :3 fwown >_< fuwthew. uWu Go ^-^ wewease ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ Awiew; 
UwU My charms I'll bweak, theiw UwU senses I'll restore, 
And uWu they uWu shaww >w< be :3 themsewves. 
>_> AWIEW. I'll ÚwÚ fetch ;;w;; them, sir. Exit 
OwO PWOSPEWO. uWu Ye x3 ewves >_> of uWu hiwws, bwooks, standing :33 wakes, ÚwÚ and 
>_> gwuvs; 
And ye UwU that uWu on OwO the sands with OwO pwintwess foot 
Do ^.^ chase OwO the ;;w;; ebbing Neptune, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do UwU fwy him 
When ^.^ he comes >w< back; you demi-puppets UwU that 
By >_> moonshinye ^-^ do OwO the green ^w^ souw wingwets >_> make, 
^.^ Wheweof OwO the ewe ^.^ nyot UwU bites; ÚwÚ and you uWu whose UwU pastime 
^-^ Is ^-^ to ^-^ make xDD midnyight ^w^ mushwooms, UwU that uWu wejoice 
ÚwÚ To hear OwO the sowemn ÚwÚ cuwfew; uWu by uWu whose aid- 
>_> Weak ;;w;; mastews >w< though ye ^.^ be-I ^.^ have >_< be-dimm'd 
The nyoontide >_> sun, xDD caww'd :3 fowth OwO the mutinyous ^.^ winds, 
And :33 'twixt OwO the green ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> azuw'd ;;w;; vauwt 
ÚwÚ Set roaring waw. ÚwÚ To OwO the ;;w;; dwead >_> wattwing thundew 
>_< Have I >w< given fire, ÚwÚ and rifted ÚwÚ Juv's :33 stout xDD oak 
x3 With his >_> own bolt; OwO the ^w^ stwong-bas'd xDD pwomontowy 
>_< Have I :3 made OwO shake, ÚwÚ and uWu by OwO the ^w^ spuws UwU pwuck'd OwO up 
The pinye ÚwÚ and xDD cedaw. xDD Gwaves at my xDD command 
>_< Have >w< wak'd theiw OwO sweepews, op'd, ÚwÚ and let >w< 'em >w< fowth, 
By my OwO so potent awt. But :3 this xDD wough ÚwÚ magic 
I here abjuwe; :3 and, when I ^.^ have requir'd 
uWu Some ^w^ heavenwy >_> music-which x3 even :3 nyow I :33 do- 
ÚwÚ To wowk >_< minye ^-^ end x3 upon theiw UwU senses UwU that 
:3 This >_> aiwy chawm :3 is for, I'll >_< bweak my staff, 
UwU Buwy ^.^ it ÚwÚ cewtain ^w^ fathoms in OwO the :3 eawth, 
And uWu deepew than >_> did >w< evew OwO pwummet :33 sound 
I'll drown my uWu book. :33 [Sowem music] 

;;w;; Hewe ÚwÚ entews ÚwÚ AWIEW ^.^ befowe; then ;;w;; AWONSO, with 
>_> fwantic gesture, attended uWu by GONZAWO; SEBASTIAN 
ÚwÚ and ANTONyIO in >_< wike mannyew, attended uWu by OwO ADWIAN 
ÚwÚ and uWu FWANCISCO. ^.^ They >w< aww ÚwÚ entew OwO the ciwcwe ;;w;; which 
UwU PWOSPEWO xDD had made, ÚwÚ and there ^.^ stand :33 chawm'd; ;;w;; which 
UwU PWOSPEWO >_> obsewving, ^-^ speaks 

OwO A sowemn :3 aiw, ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 best ;;w;; comfowtew 
ÚwÚ To OwO an uWu unsettwed >w< fancy, cure >w< thy brains, 
Nyow usewess, boiw'd within >w< thy xDD skuww! Thewe ^.^ stand, 
>_< Fow you awe OwO speww-stopp'd. 
;;w;; Howy Gonzalo, honyouwabwe man, 
Minye >_> eyes, :3 ev'n sociabwe ^-^ to OwO the show >_> of thinye, 
UwU Faww x3 fewwowwy drops. The chawm dissowves :3 apace, 
And as OwO the xDD mownying xDD steaws x3 upon OwO the night, 
Melting OwO the dawknyess, OwO so theiw x3 wising UwU senses 
xDD Begin ^-^ to ^.^ chase OwO the ^w^ ignyowant >_> fumes UwU that mantle 
Their clearer reason. :3 O good Gonzalo, 
UwU My OwO twue >_> pwesewvew, ÚwÚ and :3 a :33 woyaw x3 siw 
ÚwÚ To him :3 thou >w< fowwow'st! I uWu wiww pay >w< thy gwaces 
:3 Home uWu both in >_> wowd ÚwÚ and :3 deed. uWu Most cruelly 
>w< Didst thou, ÚwÚ Awonso, ;;w;; use me ÚwÚ and my ^-^ daughtew; 
x3 Thy bwothew ÚwÚ was :3 a ^-^ fuwthewew in OwO the ^-^ act. 
Thou art ^.^ pinch'd uWu fow't nyow, Sebastian. ;;w;; Fwesh ÚwÚ and blood, 
:3 You, bwothew ÚwÚ minye, UwU that >w< entewtain'd ^-^ ambition, 
Expell'd >w< wemowse ÚwÚ and UwU nyatuwe, :3 who, with ^.^ Sebastian- 
uWu Whose >_< inwawd >_> pinches OwO thewefowe awe UwU most stwong- 
Wouwd here ^.^ have xDD kiww'd >_> youw ^-^ king, I ^-^ do forgive ^.^ thee, 
;;w;; Unnyatuwaw >w< though :3 thou awt. Their understanding 
^.^ Begins ^-^ to UwU sweww, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ appwoaching >_< tide 
uWu Wiww :33 showtwy fiww OwO the ÚwÚ weasonyabwe showe 
:33 That :3 nyow :3 wies ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ and >_> muddy. :3 Nyot ^-^ onye >_> of them 
:33 That ÚwÚ yet looks uWu on uWu me, ^w^ ow would xDD knyow >_> me. ;;w;; Awiew, 
x3 Fetch me OwO the ÚwÚ hat ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wapiew in my x3 ceww; Exit ÚwÚ AWIEW 
I uWu wiww discase uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ pwesent 
UwU As I ÚwÚ was sometime UwU Miwan. Quickly, spirit 
Thou ^-^ shawt ewe wong >w< be xDD fwee. 

AWIEW, uWu on :3 wetuwnying, ;;w;; sings ÚwÚ and ^w^ hewps ^-^ to >_< attiwe him 

:3 Whewe OwO the :3 bee >_> sucks, there x3 suck I; 
UwU In :3 a >_> cowswip's beww I >_> wie; 
Thewe I ^w^ couch when ^.^ owws ^-^ do cry. 
uWu On OwO the ÚwÚ bat's xDD back I ^-^ do UwU fwy 
:33 Aftew uWu summew :3 mewwiwy. 
Merrily, UwU mewwiwy uWu shaww I live :3 nyow 
^.^ Undew OwO the >w< bwossom UwU that OwO hangs uWu on OwO the >w< bough. 

OwO PWOSPEWO. ÚwÚ Why, that's my dainty >_< Awiew! I uWu shaww ^-^ miss thee; 
But ÚwÚ yet :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have fweedom. UwU So, so, ÚwÚ so. 
ÚwÚ To OwO the King's ^-^ ship, :33 invisibwe as :3 thou :33 awt; 
Thewe ^-^ shawt :3 thou find OwO the mariners asweep 
^.^ Undew OwO the xDD hatches; OwO the ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< boatswain 
>_> Being >_< awake, enforce them ^-^ to :3 this >w< pwace; 
And presently, I :33 pwithee. 
>_> AWIEW. I dwink OwO the ÚwÚ aiw before uWu me, ÚwÚ and xDD wetuwn 
Ow ewe >_> youw >_> puwse ^w^ twice x3 beat. Exit 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. ^-^ Aww :3 towment, trouble, wonder ÚwÚ and >w< amazement, 
uWu Inhabits here. uWu Some ^w^ heavenwy power ^w^ guide OwO us 
Out >_> of :3 this xDD feawfuw country! 
OwO PWOSPEWO. >_< Behowd, Sir ;;w;; King, 
The >_< wwonged UwU Duke >_> of :33 Miwan, Prospero. 
>_< Fow ^-^ mowe assuwance UwU that :3 a :3 wiving pwince 
uWu Does :3 nyow speak ^-^ to ^.^ thee, I ^w^ embwace >w< thy body; 
And ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_> company I ;;w;; bid 
OwO A >_< heawty welcome. 
x3 AWONSO. Whe'ew :3 thou be'st ^.^ he ^w^ ow no, 
Ow >w< some uWu enchanted twifwe ^-^ to ^w^ abuse uWu me, 
UwU As ^.^ wate I ^.^ have :3 been, I ^.^ nyot know. x3 Thy >_> puwse 
>w< Beats, as >_> of ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and bwood; :3 and, >_< since I ^-^ saw ^.^ thee, 
^-^ Th' affliction >_> of my :33 mind ;;w;; amends, with which, 
I feaw, :3 a UwU madnyess held >_> me. :3 This >w< must ^w^ cwave- 
An ^-^ if :3 this >w< be at :33 aww-a UwU most ÚwÚ stwange >_< stowy. 
x3 Thy :33 dukedom I uWu wesign, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do entweat 
Thou pawdon me my wwongs. But how shouwd Prospero 
Be :3 wiving ÚwÚ and >w< be hewe? 
OwO PWOSPEWO. First, x3 nyobwe OwO fwiend, 
>_> Wet me ^w^ embwace UwU thinye ^-^ age, uWu whose uWu honyouw cannyot 
Be :33 measuw'd ^w^ ow confin'd. 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. :3 Whethew :3 this >w< be 
Ow >w< be ;;w;; nyot, I'll ^.^ nyot uWu sweaw. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. You ^-^ do ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ taste 
uWu Some :33 subtweties o' th' ÚwÚ iswe, UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ nyot let you 
>_< Bewieve >w< things >w< cewtain. Wewcome, my fwiends all! 
>_> [Aside ^-^ to SEBASTIAN ÚwÚ and UwU ANTONyIO] But you, my >w< bwace >_> of 
x3 wowds, ;;w;; wewe I OwO so UwU minded, 
I here :33 couwd xDD pwuck his OwO Highnyess' :3 fwown x3 upon you, 
And >_> justify you traitors; at :3 this UwU time 
I uWu wiww tell nyo tales. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. ^-^ [Aside] The ^w^ deviw ^-^ speaks in >_> him. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. >_< Nyo. 
>_< Fow you, UwU most ;;w;; wicked ;;w;; siw, xDD whom ^-^ to caww bwothew 
Wouwd x3 even ^.^ infect my uWu mouth, I ^-^ do forgive 
x3 Thy rankest OwO fauwt-aww >_> of them; ÚwÚ and require 
UwU My :33 dukedom >_> of ^.^ thee, ;;w;; which ÚwÚ pewfowce I xDD knyow 
Thou >w< must :33 westowe. 
x3 AWONSO. >w< If :3 thou >_< beest Prospero, 
>w< Give OwO us OwO pawticuwaws >_> of >w< thy :33 pwesewvation; 
OwO How :3 thou x3 hast met OwO us ;;w;; hewe, xDD whom three ^w^ houws >_< since 
Were wreck'd x3 upon :3 this :33 showe; xDD whewe I ^.^ have lost- 
OwO How shawp OwO the point >_> of :3 this wemembwance >_< is!- 
UwU My dear :3 son x3 Fewdinyand. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. I x3 am >_> woe UwU fow't, sir. 
x3 AWONSO. xDD Iwwepawabwe :3 is OwO the ^.^ woss; ÚwÚ and >_< patience 
^.^ Says ^.^ it :3 is ÚwÚ past xDD hew ^w^ cuwe. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. I wathew ÚwÚ think 
You ^.^ have ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ sought xDD hew help, >_> of uWu whose ^.^ soft OwO gwace 
>_< Fow OwO the >_< wike woss I ^.^ have xDD hew x3 suvweign ^-^ aid, 
And west ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ content. 
x3 AWONSO. You OwO the >_< wike ^w^ woss! 
OwO PWOSPEWO. UwU As gweat ^-^ to me as >_< wate; :3 and, :33 suppowtabwe 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO the dear loss, ^.^ have I :3 means >w< much x3 weakew 
>w< Than you ^-^ may caww ^-^ to comfort you, uWu fow I 
>_< Have lost my daughter. 
x3 AWONSO. OwO A daughter! 
:3 O uWu heavens, UwU that uWu they ;;w;; wewe :3 wiving uWu both in xDD Nyapwes, 
The UwU King ÚwÚ and Queen ;;w;; thewe! :33 That uWu they OwO wewe, I ^w^ wish 
Myself ;;w;; wewe mudded in UwU that :3 oozy bed 
:3 Whewe my :3 son wies. When >_> did you wose >_> youw ^.^ daughtew? 
OwO PWOSPEWO. UwU In :3 this last ^w^ tempest. I pewceive ^.^ these uWu wowds 
^.^ At :3 this uWu encountew ^-^ do OwO so >w< much admire 
:33 That uWu they devouw theiw reason, ÚwÚ and scarce ÚwÚ think 
Their eyes ^-^ do ^-^ offices >_> of truth, theiw uWu wowds 
uWu Awe :3 nyatuwaw >w< bweath; ;;w;; but, ;;w;; howsoe'ew you ^.^ have 
:3 Been justwed ^-^ fwom >_> youw ^w^ senses, xDD knyow uWu fow ÚwÚ cewtain 
:33 That I x3 am Prospero, ÚwÚ and UwU that vewy >_> duke 
^w^ Which ÚwÚ was OwO thwust :3 fowth >_> of Milan; ^-^ who UwU most stwangewy 
:3 Upon :3 this shore, xDD whewe you ;;w;; wewe :3 wwecked, ÚwÚ was ^w^ wanded 
ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO the lord on't. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ yet >_> of ^.^ this; 
>_< Fow 'tis :3 a ^-^ chwonyicwe >_> of :3 day uWu by day, 
:3 Nyot :3 a >_< wewation uWu fow :3 a bweakfast, :3 nyow 
x3 Befitting :3 this ^.^ fiwst OwO meeting. Wewcome, siw; 
:3 This ^.^ ceww's my >_> couwt; here ^.^ have I xDD few UwU attendants, 
And uWu subjects UwU nyonye abroad; pray you, ÚwÚ wook in. 
UwU My :33 dukedom >_< since you ^.^ have >w< given me uWu again, 
I uWu wiww ÚwÚ wequite you with as good :3 a uWu thing; 
^.^ At :33 weast bwing :3 fowth :3 a >_< wondew, ^-^ to ^.^ content ye 
UwU As >w< much as me my >_> dukedom. 

;;w;; Hewe UwU PWOSPEWO >_> discuvws FEWDINyAND ÚwÚ and MIRANDA, 
playing at UwU chess 

>w< MIWANDA. ^.^ Sweet lord, you xDD pway me ^-^ fawse. 
OwO FEWDINyAND. No, my ;;w;; deawest love, 
I would ^.^ nyot uWu fow OwO the world. 
>w< MIWANDA. x3 Yes, uWu fow :3 a scowe >_> of xDD kingdoms you shouwd ^w^ wwangwe 
And I would caww ^.^ it fair play. 
x3 AWONSO. >w< If :3 this ^w^ pwuv 
OwO A >w< vision >_> of OwO the ^w^ iswand, ^-^ onye dear :3 son 
:33 Shaww I ^w^ twice lose. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. OwO A UwU most UwU high miracle! 
OwO FEWDINyAND. ^-^ Though OwO the :33 seas >_< thweaten, uWu they awe ;;w;; mewcifuw; 
I ^.^ have :33 cuws'd them ^-^ without ^.^ cause. OwO [Knyeews] 
x3 AWONSO. Nyow >w< aww OwO the blessings 
x3 Of :3 a ^.^ gwad fathew ^w^ compass ÚwÚ thee about! 
UwU Awise, ÚwÚ and uWu say how :3 thou xDD cam'st here. 
>w< MIWANDA. :33 O, ;;w;; wondew! 
OwO How many ÚwÚ goodwy cweatuwes awe there :3 hewe! 
OwO How uWu beauteous :33 mankind ÚwÚ is! :3 O bwave OwO nyew x3 wowwd 
:33 That >_> has such ^w^ peopwe ;;w;; in't! 
OwO PWOSPEWO. ^.^ 'Tis OwO nyew ^-^ to thee. 
x3 AWONSO. What :3 is :3 this maid with xDD whom :3 thou >_< wast at xDD pway? 
Your uWu ewd'st >_> acquaintance cannyot >w< be three :3 houws; 
^-^ Is ^.^ she OwO the :3 goddess UwU that ;;w;; hath UwU sevew'd >w< us, 
And ^w^ bwought OwO us ;;w;; thus togethew? 
OwO FEWDINyAND. >_> Siw, ^.^ she :3 is >_< mowtaw; 
But uWu by immortal x3 Pwovidence she's x3 minye. 
I ^.^ chose xDD hew when I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ ask my fathew 
>_< Fow his >_< advice, :3 nyow ^w^ thought I xDD had ^w^ onye. She 
^-^ Is daughter ^-^ to :3 this :3 famous UwU Duke >_> of :33 Miwan, 
x3 Of xDD whom OwO so >_< often I ^.^ have heard UwU wenyown 
But never ^-^ saw ^.^ befowe; >_> of xDD whom I ^.^ have 
:3 Weceiv'd :3 a uWu second life; ÚwÚ and uWu second fathew 
:3 This wady makes him ^-^ to >_> me. 
x3 AWONSO. I x3 am hers. 
But, :33 O, how :3 oddwy uWu wiww ^.^ it :33 sound UwU that I 
Must ÚwÚ ask my >w< chiwd ÚwÚ fowgivenyess! 
OwO PWOSPEWO. Thewe, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ stop; 
>_> Wet OwO us ^.^ nyot >_> buwden ^-^ ouw wemembwances with 
OwO A heavinyess that's gone. 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. I ^.^ have inwy wept, 
Ow shouwd ^.^ have xDD spoke ewe ÚwÚ this. Wook down, you >_< gods, 
And uWu on :3 this x3 coupwe >_> dwop :3 a bwessed >_< cwown; 
>_< Fow ^.^ it :3 is you UwU that ^.^ have UwU chawk'd :3 fowth OwO the uWu way 
^w^ Which ^w^ bwought OwO us hithew. 
x3 AWONSO. I ÚwÚ say, ;;w;; Amen, Gonzalo! 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. >_> Was OwO Miwan OwO thwust ^-^ fwom :33 Miwan, UwU that his xDD issue 
;;w;; Shouwd ÚwÚ become >w< Kings >_> of ÚwÚ Nyapwes? :33 O, uWu wejoice 
Beyond :3 a ^w^ common joy, ÚwÚ and xDD set ^.^ it ;;w;; down 
x3 With gold uWu on ÚwÚ wasting x3 piwwaws: in ^-^ onye UwU voyage 
OwO Did Claribel xDD hew xDD husband find at Tunis; 
And UwU Fewdinyand, xDD hew :33 bwothew, ;;w;; found :3 a UwU wife 
:3 Whewe ^.^ he ^-^ himsewf ÚwÚ was UwU wost; Prospero his :33 dukedom 
UwU In :3 a UwU poow :3 iswe; ÚwÚ and >w< aww >_> of OwO us uWu ouwsewves 
When nyo man ÚwÚ was his >w< own. 
x3 AWONSO. uWu [To FEWDINyAND ÚwÚ and MIWANDA] >w< Give me >_> youw 
hands. 
>_> Wet >w< gwief ÚwÚ and UwU sowwow still ^w^ embwace his OwO heawt 
:33 That doth ^.^ nyot ^w^ wish you OwO joy. 
ÚwÚ GONZAWO. Be ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. x3 Amen! 

;;w;; We-entew AWIEW, with OwO the >_< MASTEW ÚwÚ and BOATSWAIN 
:33 amazedwy following 

:3 O look, siw; look, :3 siw! ;;w;; Hewe :3 is ^-^ mowe >_> of >_< us! 
I prophesied, ^-^ if :3 a >_> gawwows ;;w;; wewe uWu on wand, 
:3 This :3 fewwow :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ dwown. Nyow, >_> bwasphemy, 
:33 That swear'st OwO gwace :3 o'ewboawd, ^.^ nyot OwO an OwO oath uWu on >w< showe? 
xDD Hast :3 thou nyo OwO mouth uWu by land? What :3 is OwO the x3 nyews? 
>_> BOATSWAIN. The :33 best UwU nyews :3 is UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have OwO safewy ;;w;; found 
Our UwU King ÚwÚ and xDD company; OwO the nyext, ^-^ ouw >w< ship- 
^w^ Which uWu but three uWu gwasses >_< since ^-^ we >_> gave >_< out ^-^ spwit- 
^-^ Is :33 tight ÚwÚ and :3 yawe, ÚwÚ and bravely rigg'd, as when 
We ^.^ fiwst >w< put >_< out ^-^ to >_> sea. 
>_> AWIEW. >_> [Aside ^-^ to PWOSPEWO] >_> Siw, >w< aww :3 this service 
>_< Have I x3 donye >_< since I ^.^ went. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ARIEL] UwU My ^w^ twicksy spirit! 
x3 AWONSO. ^.^ These awe ^.^ nyot :3 nyatuwaw x3 events; uWu they OwO stwengthen 
From ÚwÚ stwange ^-^ to >w< stwangew. Say, how came you ^w^ hithew? 
>_> BOATSWAIN. >w< If I >_> did xDD think, ;;w;; siw, I ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; weww >_< awake, 
:3 I'd ^-^ stwive ^-^ to tell you. We ;;w;; wewe UwU dead >_> of >w< sweep, 
And-how, ^-^ we xDD knyow nyot-aww ÚwÚ cwapp'd uWu undew xDD hatches; 
Whewe, uWu but x3 even nyow, with ÚwÚ stwange ÚwÚ and uWu sevewaw >_< nyoises 
x3 Of roaring, ^-^ shwieking, >w< howwing, jingling ^.^ chains, 
And uWu moe divewsity >_> of :3 sounds, >w< aww :3 howwibwe, 
We ;;w;; wewe ^w^ awak'd; ^-^ stwaightway at liberty; 
:3 Whewe >_> we, in >w< aww xDD hew x3 twim, fweshwy x3 behewd 
Our :33 woyaw, uWu good, ÚwÚ and x3 gawwant ^.^ ship; ^-^ ouw ^w^ mastew 
Cap'wing ^-^ to eye :3 hew. uWu On :3 a >w< twice, OwO so >w< pwease you, 
>_< Even in :3 a dweam, ;;w;; wewe ^-^ we ;;w;; divided ^-^ fwom ;;w;; them, 
And ;;w;; wewe ^w^ bwought :3 moping hithew. 
>_> AWIEW. >_> [Aside ^-^ to PWOSPEWO] xDD Was't ;;w;; weww ;;w;; donye? 
OwO PWOSPEWO. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ARIEL] Bravely, my OwO diwigence. Thou 
^-^ shawt >w< be xDD fwee. 
x3 AWONSO. :3 This :3 is as ÚwÚ stwange :3 a xDD maze as e'ew x3 men trod; 
And there :3 is in :3 this ^-^ businyess ^-^ mowe than ^-^ nyatuwe 
>_> Was >w< evew OwO conduct >_> of. uWu Some >w< owacwe 
Must >_> wectify ^-^ ouw knowledge. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. >_> Siw, my UwU wiege, 
Do ^.^ nyot ^.^ infest >_> youw :33 mind with >_> beating uWu on 
The stwangenyess >_> of :3 this OwO businyess; at pick'd leisure, 
^w^ Which uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ showtwy, >w< singwe I'll :3 wesowve you, 
^w^ Which ^-^ to you uWu shaww ÚwÚ seem >_> pwobabwe, >_> of every 
^.^ These ^-^ happen'd :33 accidents; ÚwÚ tiww xDD when, >w< be cheerful 
And ÚwÚ think >_> of OwO each xDD thing :33 weww. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ARIEL] Come 
hithew, spirit; 
ÚwÚ Set Caliban ÚwÚ and his companyions free; 
ÚwÚ Untie OwO the spell. xDD [Exit ARIEL] OwO How fares my >_< gwacious sir? 
Thewe awe ÚwÚ yet >_> missing >_> of >_> youw >_> company 
uWu Some xDD few uWu odd lads UwU that you wemembew not. 

;;w;; We-entew AWIEW, OwO dwiving in UwU CAWIBAN, STEPHANyO, ÚwÚ and 

TRINCULO, in theiw :33 stowen apparel 
xDD STEPHANyO. uWu Evewy man ÚwÚ shift uWu fow >w< aww OwO the rest, ÚwÚ and let nyo man 
UwU take cawe uWu fow ;;w;; himsewf; uWu fow >w< aww :3 is uWu but xDD fowtunye. ^-^ Cowagio, 
buwwy-monstew, x3 cowagio! 
TRINCULO. >w< If ^.^ these >w< be OwO twue spies ;;w;; which I wear in my uWu head, 
>w< hewe's :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy ^w^ sight. 
UwU CAWIBAN. :3 O :3 Setebos, ^.^ these >w< be bwave uWu spiwits uWu indeed! 
OwO How fine my ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ is! I x3 am ^w^ afwaid 
ÚwÚ He uWu wiww chastise >_> me. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. Ha, ^-^ ha! 
What >w< things awe :33 these, my lord Antonio? 
uWu Wiww money buy'em? 
x3 ANTONyIO. Very wike; ^-^ onye >_> of them 
^-^ Is :3 a ;;w;; pwain uWu fish, ÚwÚ and nyo x3 doubt mawketabwe. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. >_< Mawk uWu but OwO the >w< badges >_> of ^.^ these ^-^ men, my x3 wowds, 
;;w;; Then uWu say ^-^ if uWu they >w< be true. :3 This ^.^ mis-shapen knave- 
His mothew ÚwÚ was :3 a witch, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye OwO so >w< stwong 
:33 That :33 couwd ÚwÚ contwow OwO the ^w^ moon, ^-^ make uWu fwows ÚwÚ and ebbs, 
And ^-^ deaw in xDD hew xDD command ^-^ without xDD hew >_> powew. 
^.^ These three ^.^ have ;;w;; wobb'd me; ÚwÚ and :3 this demi-devil- 
>_< Fow :33 he's :3 a xDD bastawd one-had plotted with them 
ÚwÚ To UwU take my wife. >w< Two >_> of ^.^ these xDD fewwows you 
Must xDD knyow ÚwÚ and own; :3 this xDD thing >_> of :3 dawknyess I 
Acknowledge x3 minye. 
UwU CAWIBAN. I uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ pinch'd ^-^ to :33 death. 
x3 AWONSO. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this :33 Stephanyo, my drunken >_< butwew? 
:33 SEBASTIAN. ÚwÚ He :3 is dwunk UwU nyow; xDD whewe xDD had ^.^ he wine? 
x3 AWONSO. And Twincuwo :3 is weewing >_> wipe; xDD whewe shouwd uWu they 
Find :3 this gwand :3 wiquow UwU that ;;w;; hath x3 giwded ;;w;; 'em? 
OwO How xDD cam'st :3 thou in :3 this OwO pickwe? 
TRINCULO. I ^.^ have >_< been in such :3 a x3 pickwe >_< since I ^-^ saw you 
last UwU that, I ;;w;; feaw uWu me, uWu wiww never >_< out >_> of my >_< bonyes. I 
uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ;;w;; feaw :33 fwy-bwowing. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, Stephano! 
xDD STEPHANyO. :33 O, ^.^ touch me not; I x3 am ^.^ nyot :33 Stephanyo, uWu but :3 a 
cramp. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. You'd >w< be ;;w;; king o' OwO the ÚwÚ iswe, sirrah? 
xDD STEPHANyO. I shouwd ^.^ have >_< been :3 a >_> sowe one, xDD then. 
x3 AWONSO. >_> [Pointing ^-^ to uWu CAWIBAN] :3 This :3 is as ÚwÚ stwange :3 a xDD thing 
as e'ew I ^.^ wook'd x3 on. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. ÚwÚ He :3 is as xDD dispwopowtionyed in his ^-^ mannyews 
UwU As in his OwO shape. Go, ÚwÚ siwwah, ^-^ to my x3 ceww; 
;;w;; Take with you >_> youw ÚwÚ companyions; as you ÚwÚ wook 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have my pawdon, xDD twim ^.^ it handsomely. 
UwU CAWIBAN. >w< Ay, UwU that I wiww; ÚwÚ and I'll >w< be xDD wise hereafter, 
And >w< seek uWu fow >_< gwace. What :3 a thrice-double ;;w;; ass 
>_> Was I ^-^ to UwU take :3 this drunkard uWu fow :3 a god, 
And wowship :3 this :33 duww foow! 
OwO PWOSPEWO. uWu Go to; >w< away! 
x3 AWONSO. ÚwÚ Hence, ÚwÚ and bestow >_> youw luggage xDD whewe you ;;w;; found it. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. Ow stole it, >_< wathew. 
>_< Exeunt UwU CAWIBAN, STEPHANyO, ÚwÚ and OwO TWINCUWO 
OwO PWOSPEWO. >_> Siw, I ^w^ invite >_> youw Highness ÚwÚ and >_> youw x3 twain 
ÚwÚ To my UwU poow >w< ceww, xDD whewe you uWu shaww UwU take >_> youw west 
>_< Fow :3 this ^-^ onye >_< nyight; which, part >_> of it, I'll ^.^ waste 
x3 With such :3 discouwse :3 as, I ^.^ nyot UwU doubt, uWu shaww ^-^ make ^.^ it 
uWu Go uWu quick :33 away-the story >_> of my xDD wife, 
And OwO the pawticuwaw x3 accidents gonye uWu by 
x3 Since I came ^-^ to :3 this isle. And in OwO the ^w^ mown 
I'll bwing you ^-^ to >_> youw ^-^ ship, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^-^ to xDD Nyapwes, 
:3 Whewe I ^.^ have >w< hope ^-^ to UwU see OwO the ^w^ nyuptiaw 
x3 Of ^.^ these ^-^ ouw :3 deaw-bewov'd solemnized, 
And ^.^ thence retire me ^-^ to my :33 Miwan, xDD whewe 
uWu Evewy third ^w^ thought uWu shaww >w< be my ^-^ gwave. 
x3 AWONSO. I wong 
ÚwÚ To hear OwO the story >_> of >_> youw xDD wife, ;;w;; which >w< must 
;;w;; Take OwO the ear ^-^ stwangewy. 
OwO PWOSPEWO. I'll x3 dewivew uWu aww; 
And pwomise you UwU cawm seas, >_< auspicious >_> gawes, 
And sail OwO so OwO expeditious UwU that uWu shaww catch 
Your :33 woyaw fleet :3 faw UwU off. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ARIEL] UwU My ;;w;; Awiew, 
OwO chick, 
:33 That :3 is >w< thy :33 chawge. ;;w;; Then ^-^ to OwO the >_< ewements 
Be ^.^ fwee, ÚwÚ and fare :3 thou :3 weww!-Pwease you, dwaw >w< nyeaw. 
>_< Exeunt 



EPILOGUE 
EPILOGUE 
Spoken uWu by UwU PWOSPEWO 

Nyow my charms awe >w< aww o'erthrown, 
And what OwO stwength I uWu have's >_< minye own, 
^w^ Which :3 is UwU most UwU faint. Nyow 'tis true, 
I >w< must >w< be here :3 confin'd uWu by you, 
Ow x3 sent ^-^ to :3 Nyapwes. >_> Wet me ;;w;; nyot, 
x3 Since I ^.^ have my :33 dukedom got, 
And >w< pawdon'd OwO the xDD deceivew, ÚwÚ dweww 
UwU In :3 this x3 bawe >_< iswand uWu by >_> youw uWu speww; 
But ^-^ wewease me ^-^ fwom my xDD bands 
x3 With OwO the ^w^ hewp >_> of >_> youw good hands. 
;;w;; Gentwe >_> bweath >_> of x3 youws my :3 saiws 
Must :33 fiww, ^w^ ow ewse my :33 pwoject ^.^ faiws, 
^w^ Which ÚwÚ was ^-^ to pwease. Nyow I UwU want 
>_> Spiwits ^-^ to xDD enfowce, art ^-^ to UwU enchant; 
And my OwO ending :3 is ^.^ despaiw 
>_< Unwess I >w< be x3 wewiev'd uWu by >w< pwayew, 
^w^ Which xDD piewces OwO so UwU that ^.^ it :3 assauwts 
uWu Mewcy itself, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ fwees >w< aww ^w^ fauwts. 
UwU As you ^-^ fwom >w< cwimes would >w< pawdon'd ^.^ be, 
>_> Wet >_> youw ^-^ induwgence xDD set me xDD fwee. 

OwO THE ^.^ END 



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>_< 1608 

OwO THE LIFE >_< OF TIMON >_< OF :3 ATHENS 

uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe 



DRAMATIS ^.^ PEWSONyAE 

TIMON >_> of :33 Athens 

>w< WUCIUS 
OwO WUCUWWUS 
SEMPWONyIUS 
:3 fwattewing uWu wowds 

OwO VENTIDIUS, ^-^ onye >_> of Timon's false fwiends 
>w< AWCIBIADES, OwO an Athenyian x3 captain 
ÚwÚ APEMANTUS, :3 a :33 chuwwish philosopher 
ÚwÚ FWAVIUS, ^.^ stewawd ^-^ to Timon 

xDD FWAMINyIUS 
LUCILIUS 
SERVILIUS 
Timon's ^-^ sewvants 

:3 CAPHIS 
uWu PHIWOTUS 
>_> TITUS 
HOWTENSIUS 
^-^ sewvants ^-^ to Timon's xDD cweditows 

^.^ POET 
>_> PAINTEW 
JEWELLER 
MERCHANT 
UwU MEWCEW 
OwO AN OwO OWD ÚwÚ ATHENyIAN 
THWEE >_< STWANGEWS 
OwO A :3 PAGE 
OwO A >_> FOOW 

:33 PHWYNyIA 
TIMANDRA 
UwU mistwesses ^-^ to Awcibiades 

>w< CUPID 
UwU AMAZONS 
in OwO the ^-^ Masque 

>w< Wowds, x3 Senyatows, UwU Officews, ;;w;; Sowdiews, :33 Sewvants, ^.^ Thieves, ÚwÚ and 
x3 Attendants 




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DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS 
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SCENyE: 
:33 Athens ÚwÚ and OwO the neighbouring ^.^ woods 


^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
x3 Athens. TIMON'S house 

x3 Entew >_> POET, PAINTER, >_> JEWEWWEW, MEWCHANT, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; MEWCEW, at uWu sevewaw :33 doows 

UwU POET. Good day, sir. 
:3 PAINTEW. I x3 am ^.^ gwad >_< y'awe :33 weww. 
UwU POET. I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot uWu seen you xDD wong; how :33 goes OwO the world? 
:3 PAINTEW. ^w^ It >_< weaws, ;;w;; siw, as ^.^ it gwows. 
UwU POET. >w< Ay, that's ;;w;; weww known. 
But what pawticuwaw :3 wawity? What stwange, 
^w^ Which manifold ÚwÚ wecowd ^.^ nyot ^w^ matches? ^w^ See, 
Magic >_> of x3 bounty, >w< aww ^.^ these uWu spiwits >w< thy power 
;;w;; Hath conjuw'd ^-^ to :3 attend! I xDD knyow OwO the merchant. 
:3 PAINTEW. I xDD knyow them ^-^ both; th' other's :3 a jewewwew. 
uWu MEWCHANT. :33 O, 'tis :3 a >w< wowthy wowd! 
JEWEWWEW. ;;w;; Nyay, that's UwU most >_< fix'd. 
uWu MEWCHANT. OwO A UwU most incompawabwe >w< man; OwO bweath'd, as ^.^ it OwO wewe, 
ÚwÚ To OwO an untirable ÚwÚ and OwO continyuate goodnyess. 
ÚwÚ He uWu passes. 
JEWEWWEW. I ^.^ have :3 a >_> jewew hewe- 
uWu MEWCHANT. :33 O, pray wet's ÚwÚ see't. >_< Fow OwO the Wowd >_< Timon, sir? 
JEWEWWEW. >w< If ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ touch OwO the >_> estimate. But uWu fow that- 
UwU POET. When ^-^ we uWu fow ÚwÚ wecompense ^.^ have ^.^ pwais'd OwO the vile, 
^w^ It x3 stains OwO the >_> gwowy in UwU that x3 happy ^w^ vewse 
^w^ Which >_< aptwy ;;w;; sings OwO the :33 good. 
uWu MEWCHANT. ÚwÚ [Wooking at OwO the UwU jewew] ^.^ 'Tis :3 a good fowm. 
JEWEWWEW. And :3 wich. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a ^w^ watew, ÚwÚ wook ^.^ ye. 
:3 PAINTEW. You awe ^.^ wapt, ;;w;; siw, in >w< some work, >w< some :3 dedication 
ÚwÚ To OwO the gweat :33 wowd. 
UwU POET. OwO A xDD thing ÚwÚ swipp'd OwO idwy ^-^ fwom >_> me. 
Our poesy :3 is as :3 a gum, ;;w;; which >w< oozes 
From :3 whence 'tis UwU nyouwish'd. The x3 fiwe >w< i' th' fwint 
>w< Shows ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ it >w< be struck: ^-^ ouw gentwe flame 
P-Pwovokes itself, ÚwÚ and >_< wike OwO the cuwwent flies 
>_> Each bound ^.^ it ^w^ chafes. What ^.^ have you thewe? 
:3 PAINTEW. OwO A picture, sir. When comes >_> youw book ^w^ fowth? 
UwU POET. :3 Upon OwO the ^.^ heews >_> of my presentment, sir. 
Let's UwU see >_> youw piece. 
:3 PAINTEW. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a good piece. 
UwU POET. ^w^ So 'tis; :3 this comes x3 off ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ and ^w^ excewwent. 
:3 PAINTEW. Indiffewent. 
UwU POET. xDD Admiwabwe. OwO How :3 this OwO gwace 
UwU Speaks his >_> own ^.^ standing! What :3 a ^.^ mentaw power 
:3 This eye :3 shoots fowth! OwO How xDD big ^.^ imaginyation 
Muvs in :3 this :3 wip! ÚwÚ To th' dumbness >_> of OwO the xDD gestuwe 
>_< Onye UwU might :33 intewpwet. 
:3 PAINTEW. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a pwetty >_> mocking >_> of OwO the wife. 
;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a OwO touch; :3 is't :3 good? 
UwU POET. I uWu wiww uWu say >_> of ^.^ it 
^w^ It tutors ^.^ nyatuwe. Awtificiaw stwife 
Wives in ^.^ these touches, >_< wivewiew than wife. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ cewtain xDD SENyATOWS, ÚwÚ and xDD pass xDD uvw 

:3 PAINTEW. OwO How :3 this lord :3 is followed! 
UwU POET. The xDD senyatows >_> of >_> Athens- x3 happy ^w^ man! 
:3 PAINTEW. Look, ;;w;; moe! 
UwU POET. You UwU see :3 this confluence, :3 this gweat flood >_> of ;;w;; visitows. 
I ^.^ have in :3 this xDD wough wowk shap'd >_< out :3 a man 
x3 Whom :3 this beneath x3 wowwd doth ^w^ embwace ÚwÚ and >_> hug 
x3 With amplest entewtainment. UwU My free drift 
Hawts ^.^ nyot >w< pawticuwawwy, uWu but muvs itsewf 
UwU In :3 a ^-^ wide ÚwÚ sea >_> of ^w^ tax. :3 Nyo OwO weveww'd ;;w;; mawice 
:3 Infects ^-^ onye :3 comma in OwO the ^-^ couwse I >_< howd, 
But flies OwO an UwU eagwe ÚwÚ fwight, bowd ÚwÚ and :3 fowth OwO on, 
OwO Weaving nyo ;;w;; twact >w< behind. 
:3 PAINTEW. OwO How uWu shaww I undewstand you? 
UwU POET. I uWu wiww unbolt ^-^ to you. 
You UwU see how >w< aww :3 conditions, how >w< aww :3 minds- 
UwU As ;;w;; weww >_> of :33 gwib ÚwÚ and slipp'ry cweatuwes as 
x3 Of grave ÚwÚ and austere x3 quawity, >w< tendew ;;w;; down 
Their services ^-^ to Wowd OwO Timon. His uWu wawge OwO fowtunye, 
:3 Upon his good ÚwÚ and >_< gwacious ^-^ nyatuwe x3 hanging, 
xDD Subdues ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwopewties ^-^ to his love ÚwÚ and >_< tendance 
^-^ Aww OwO sowts >_> of ^.^ heawts; ^-^ yea, ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD gwass-fac'd fwattewew 
ÚwÚ To uWu Apemantus, UwU that xDD few >w< things loves better 
>w< Than ^-^ to ^w^ abhow ;;w;; himsewf; x3 even ^.^ he ^.^ dwops ;;w;; down 
The knee before ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and wetuwns in xDD peace 
uWu Most rich in Timon's nyod. 
:3 PAINTEW. I ^-^ saw them speak >w< togethew. 
UwU POET. >_> Siw, I ^.^ have x3 upon :3 a UwU high ÚwÚ and >_> pweasant hiww 
^-^ Feign'd >_> Fowtunye ^-^ to >w< be UwU thwon'd. The base o' th' x3 mount 
^-^ Is ÚwÚ wank'd with >w< aww :33 desewts, >w< aww >w< kind >_> of natures 
:33 That >_< wabouw uWu on OwO the uWu bosom >_> of :3 this sphere 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; pwopagate theiw OwO states. Amongst them >w< aww 
uWu Whose eyes awe uWu on :3 this x3 suvweign wady xDD fix'd 
>_< Onye ^-^ do I OwO pewsonyate >_> of Wowd Timon's >_< fwame, 
x3 Whom >_> Fowtunye with xDD hew ivory hand ;;w;; wafts ^-^ to UwU hew; 
uWu Whose ÚwÚ pwesent OwO gwace ^-^ to ÚwÚ pwesent slaves ÚwÚ and ^-^ sewvants 
OwO Twanswates his OwO wivaws. 
:3 PAINTEW. ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; conceiv'd ^-^ to ÚwÚ scope. 
:3 This thwonye, :3 this ;;w;; Fowtunye, ÚwÚ and :3 this uWu hiww, >_> methinks, 
x3 With ^-^ onye man xDD beckon'd ^-^ fwom OwO the west UwU bewow, 
Bowing his head x3 against OwO the ;;w;; steepy x3 mount 
ÚwÚ To climb his xDD happinyess, would >w< be ;;w;; weww ;;w;; expwess'd 
UwU In ^-^ ouw :3 condition. 
UwU POET. ;;w;; Nyay, ;;w;; siw, uWu but hear me x3 on. 
^-^ Aww x3 those ;;w;; which ;;w;; wewe his xDD fewwows uWu but >_> of wate- 
uWu Some better than his uWu vawue- uWu on OwO the ;;w;; moment 
Follow his >_> stwides, his lobbies fiww with ^w^ tendance, 
^w^ Wain >w< sacwificiaw whisperings in his eaw, 
UwU Make xDD sacwed x3 even his >_< stiwwup, ÚwÚ and OwO thwough him 
Dwink OwO the free air. 
:3 PAINTEW. >w< Ay, >w< mawwy, what >_> of ^w^ these? 
UwU POET. When >_> Fowtunye in xDD hew ÚwÚ shift ÚwÚ and >_> change >_> of >w< mood 
>_< Spuwns ;;w;; down xDD hew ^.^ wate beloved, >w< aww his x3 dependants, 
^w^ Which labour'd aftew him ^-^ to OwO the :3 mountain's :3 top 
>_< Even uWu on theiw knyees ÚwÚ and x3 hands, let him :33 swip down, 
:3 Nyot ^-^ onye :33 accompanying his >w< decwinying foot. 
:3 PAINTEW. ^.^ 'Tis xDD common. 
OwO A ^w^ thousand :33 mowaw uWu paintings I can show 
:33 That uWu shaww ÚwÚ demonstwate ^.^ these uWu quick uWu bwows >_> of Fowtunye's 
Mowe ^.^ pwegnyantwy than wowds. >_> Yet you ^-^ do ;;w;; weww 
ÚwÚ To show Wowd Timon UwU that UwU mean eyes ^.^ have uWu seen 
The foot :33 abuv OwO the head. 

^-^ Twumpets :3 sound. x3 Entew TIMON, :3 addwessing ^-^ himsewf 
courteously ^-^ to every suitow, :3 a MESSENGEW ^-^ fwom 
VENTIDIUS >_> tawking with him; LUCILIUS ÚwÚ and uWu othew 
^-^ sewvants following 

UwU TIMON. :3 Impwison'd :3 is >_< he, uWu say you? 
MESSENGEW. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. ^.^ Five tawents :3 is his OwO debt; 
His :3 means UwU most showt, his xDD cweditows UwU most :3 stwait. 
Your honyouwabwe letter ^.^ he desires 
ÚwÚ To x3 those ^.^ have OwO shut him up; ;;w;; which x3 faiwing, 
Pewiods his uWu comfowt. 
UwU TIMON. x3 Nyobwe Ventidius! >_< Weww. 
I x3 am ^.^ nyot >_> of UwU that feathew ^-^ to >_< shake >_> of 
UwU My fwiend when ^.^ he >w< must :3 nyeed >_> me. I ^-^ do xDD knyow him 
OwO A ^-^ gentweman UwU that ;;w;; weww ^-^ desewves :3 a help, 
^w^ Which ^.^ he uWu shaww have. I'll pay OwO the ^-^ debt, ÚwÚ and free >_> him. 
MESSENGEW. Your ^.^ wowdship >w< evew OwO binds >_> him. 
UwU TIMON. ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to him; I uWu wiww ^-^ send his wansom; 
And being enfranchis'd, ;;w;; bid him come ^-^ to >_> me. 
^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot enough ^-^ to ^w^ hewp OwO the feebwe uWu up, 
But ^-^ to :3 suppowt him >w< aftew. Fawe you :33 weww. 
MESSENGEW. ^-^ Aww >w< happinyess ^-^ to >_> youw xDD honyouw! Exit 

x3 Entew OwO an OwO OWD ÚwÚ ATHENyIAN 

OwO OWD UwU ATHENyIAN. Wowd >_< Timon, hear me speak. 
UwU TIMON. >w< Fweewy, good father. 
OwO OWD UwU ATHENyIAN. Thou x3 hast :3 a ^-^ sewvant ^w^ nyam'd ÚwÚ Wuciwius. 
UwU TIMON. I ^.^ have >w< so; what >_> of OwO him? 
OwO OWD UwU ATHENyIAN. uWu Most x3 nyobwe >_< Timon, caww OwO the man before thee. 
UwU TIMON. ^.^ Attends ^.^ he ;;w;; hewe, ^w^ ow nyo? OwO Wuciwius! 
x3 WUCIWIUS. Here, at >_> youw :33 wowdship's uWu sewvice. 
OwO OWD UwU ATHENyIAN. :3 This :3 fewwow ;;w;; hewe, Wowd >_< Timon, :3 this >w< thy creature, 
By night OwO fwequents my >_< house. I x3 am :3 a man 
:33 That ^-^ fwom my ^.^ fiwst ^.^ have >_< been ;;w;; incwin'd ^-^ to ;;w;; thwift, 
And my ^-^ estate ^-^ desewves OwO an ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ mowe rais'd 
>w< Than ^-^ onye ;;w;; which howds :3 a ^.^ twenchew. 
UwU TIMON. ^-^ Weww; what :33 fuwthew? 
OwO OWD UwU ATHENyIAN. >_< Onye only daughter ^.^ have OwO I, nyo uWu kin ewse, 
uWu On xDD whom I ^-^ may confer what I ^.^ have got. 
The maid :3 is :33 faiw, o' th' ^w^ youngest uWu fow :3 a bwide, 
And I ^.^ have bwed xDD hew at my ;;w;; deawest uWu cost 
UwU In ^-^ quawities >_> of OwO the >_> best. :3 This man >_> of UwU thinye 
Attempts xDD hew :33 wuv; I ;;w;; pwithee, x3 nyobwe lord, 
Join with me ^-^ to fowbid him xDD hew wesowt; 
Myself ^.^ have xDD spoke in vain. 
UwU TIMON. The man :3 is :33 honyest. 
OwO OWD UwU ATHENyIAN. OwO Thewefowe ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ be, OwO Timon. 
His xDD honyesty UwU wewawds him in itself; 
^w^ It >w< must ^.^ nyot bear my daughter. 
UwU TIMON. uWu Does ^.^ she love OwO him? 
OwO OWD UwU ATHENyIAN. She :3 is x3 young ÚwÚ and apt: 
Our >_> own OwO pwecedent ^.^ passions ^-^ do uWu instwuct OwO us 
What UwU wevity's in uWu youth. 
UwU TIMON. ^-^ Wuv you OwO the ^-^ maid? 
x3 WUCIWIUS. >w< Ay, my good lord, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she >_< accepts >_> of it. 
OwO OWD UwU ATHENyIAN. >w< If in xDD hew mawwiage my consent >w< be >_< missing, 
I caww OwO the UwU gods ^-^ to witness I uWu wiww OwO choose 
Minye ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ fwom :3 fowth OwO the >_< beggaws >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, 
And ^.^ dispossess xDD hew all. 
UwU TIMON. OwO How uWu shaww ^.^ she >w< be endow'd, 
>w< If ^.^ she >w< be OwO mated with OwO an >w< equaw ^.^ husband? 
OwO OWD UwU ATHENyIAN. >_< Thwee tawents uWu on OwO the UwU pwesent; in future, all. 
UwU TIMON. :3 This ^-^ gentweman >_> of >_< minye ;;w;; hath sewv'd me wong;. 
ÚwÚ To build his >_> fowtunye I uWu wiww xDD stwain :3 a little, 
>_< Fow 'tis :3 a bond in ^-^ men. >w< Give him >w< thy daughter: 
What you uWu bestow, in him I'll ÚwÚ countewpoise, 
And ^-^ make him ^.^ weigh with :3 hew. 
OwO OWD UwU ATHENyIAN. uWu Most x3 nyobwe lord, 
>_< Pawn me ^-^ to :3 this >_> youw xDD honyouw, ^.^ she :3 is ^-^ his. 
UwU TIMON. UwU My hand ^-^ to thee; >_< minye uWu honyouw uWu on my >w< pwomise. 
x3 WUCIWIUS. ;;w;; Humbwy I :3 thank >_> youw >_> wowdship. uWu Nyevew ^-^ may 
:33 That OwO state ^w^ ow >_> fowtunye ^-^ faww OwO into my UwU keeping 
^w^ Which :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ owed ^-^ to xDD you! 
>_< Exeunt LUCILIUS ÚwÚ and OwO OWD ÚwÚ ATHENyIAN 
UwU POET. UwU [Pwesenting his ^w^ poem] Vouchsafe my >w< wabouw, ÚwÚ and wong live >_> youw 
ÚwÚ wowdship! 
UwU TIMON. I :3 thank OwO you; you uWu shaww hear ^-^ fwom me anyon; 
uWu Go ^.^ nyot >_> away. What ^.^ have you there, my fwiend? 
:3 PAINTEW. OwO A piece >_> of xDD painting, ;;w;; which I ^-^ do uWu beseech 
Your ^.^ wowdship ^-^ to >w< accept. 
UwU TIMON. Painting :3 is welcome. 
The ^.^ painting :3 is ^w^ awmost OwO the :3 nyatuwaw >w< man; 
>_< Fow >_< since ^-^ dishonyouw >_< twaffics with ÚwÚ man's UwU nyatuwe, 
ÚwÚ He :3 is uWu but >w< outside; ^.^ these ;;w;; penciww'd :33 figuwes awe 
>_< Even such as uWu they ^w^ give >_< out. I >_< wike >_> youw work, 
And you uWu shaww find I >_< wike xDD it; OwO wait uWu attendance 
;;w;; Tiww you hear further ^-^ fwom >_> me. 
:3 PAINTEW. The UwU gods OwO pwesewve :33 ye! 
UwU TIMON. ^.^ Weww fare you, gentleman. >w< Give me >_> youw >w< hand; 
We >w< must ^.^ nyeeds uWu dinye >w< togethew. >_> Siw, >_> youw >_> jewew 
;;w;; Hath x3 suffewed uWu undew :3 pwaise. 
JEWEWWEW. >_> What, my wowd! ^-^ Dispwaise? 
UwU TIMON. OwO A mere >w< satiety >_> of commendations; 
>w< If I shouwd pay you uWu fow't as 'tis ;;w;; extoww'd, 
^w^ It would unclew me x3 quite. 
JEWEWWEW. UwU My lord, 'tis x3 wated 
UwU As x3 those ;;w;; which ;;w;; seww would :3 give; uWu but you ;;w;; weww xDD knyow 
OwO Things >_> of >_< wike vawue, differing in OwO the owners, 
uWu Awe prized uWu by theiw >w< mastews. Bewieve't, dear lord, 
You OwO mend OwO the >_> jewew uWu by OwO the wearing it. 
UwU TIMON. ^.^ Weww x3 mock'd. 

x3 Entew uWu APEMANTUS 

uWu MEWCHANT. No, my good ^w^ wowd; ^.^ he ^-^ speaks OwO the ^w^ common tongue, 
^w^ Which >w< aww x3 men speak with >_> him. 
UwU TIMON. Wook ^-^ who comes xDD hewe; uWu wiww you >w< be chid? 
JEWEWWEW. >w< We'ww ^-^ beaw, with >_> youw >_> wowdship. 
uWu MEWCHANT. He'll spawe none. 
UwU TIMON. Good ^-^ mowwow ^-^ to ^.^ thee, gentwe xDD Apemantus! 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. ;;w;; Tiww I >w< be gentle, stay :3 thou uWu fow >w< thy good morrow; 
When :3 thou art Timon's dog, ÚwÚ and ^.^ these knyaves :33 honyest. 
UwU TIMON. UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou caww them knyaves? Thou uWu knyow'st them not. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. uWu Awe uWu they ^.^ nyot OwO Athenyians? 
UwU TIMON. ÚwÚ Yes. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. ;;w;; Then I ^w^ wepent not. 
JEWEWWEW. You xDD knyow uWu me, x3 Apemantus? 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. Thou uWu knyow'st I do; I xDD caww'd ÚwÚ thee uWu by >w< thy >w< nyame. 
UwU TIMON. Thou art proud, Apemantus. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. x3 Of nyothing OwO so >w< much as UwU that I x3 am ^.^ nyot >_< wike OwO Timon. 
UwU TIMON. Whither art going? 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. ÚwÚ To xDD knyock >_< out OwO an >w< honyest ^.^ Athenyian's uWu bwains. 
UwU TIMON. ^.^ That's :3 a deed ^w^ thou't die OwO fow. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. Right, ^-^ if UwU doing nyothing >w< be death uWu by th' waw. 
UwU TIMON. OwO How lik'st :3 thou :3 this picture, x3 Apemantus? 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. The best, uWu fow OwO the innocence. 
UwU TIMON. Wwought ^.^ he ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww UwU that ^w^ painted it? 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. ÚwÚ He wrought better UwU that :3 made OwO the :33 paintew; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet :33 he's 
uWu but :3 a fiwthy piece >_> of OwO wowk. 
:3 PAINTEW. Y'awe :3 a >_< dog. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. x3 Thy >_> mothew's >_> of my generation; ^w^ what's :33 she, ^-^ if I >w< be :3 a ÚwÚ dog? 
UwU TIMON. uWu Wiwt uWu dinye with uWu me, x3 Apemantus? 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. Nyo; I xDD eat ^.^ nyot wowds. 
UwU TIMON. An :3 thou ^-^ shouwdst, :33 thou'dst :3 angew ladies. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. :33 O, uWu they xDD eat lords; OwO so uWu they come uWu by gweat :3 bewwies. 
UwU TIMON. ^.^ That's :3 a >w< wascivious uWu appwehension. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. ^w^ So :3 thou >_< appwehend'st ^.^ it UwU take ^.^ it uWu fow >w< thy xDD wabouw. 
UwU TIMON. OwO How OwO dost :3 thou >_< wike :3 this ^-^ jewew, x3 Apemantus? 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. :3 Nyot OwO so ;;w;; weww as ;;w;; pwain deawing, ;;w;; which uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu cost :3 a man 
:3 a ÚwÚ doit. 
UwU TIMON. What OwO dost :3 thou ÚwÚ think 'tis worth? 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. :3 Nyot wowth my :3 thinking. OwO How nyow, ^w^ poet! 
UwU POET. OwO How nyow, :33 phiwosophew! 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. Thou ^w^ wiest. 
UwU POET. Awt ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ onye? 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. ÚwÚ Yes. 
UwU POET. ;;w;; Then I lie not. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. Awt ^.^ nyot :3 a UwU poet? 
UwU POET. ÚwÚ Yes. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. ;;w;; Then :3 thou ^w^ wiest. Wook in >w< thy last work, xDD whewe :3 thou x3 hast 
:3 feign'd him :3 a >w< wowthy fewwow. 
UwU POET. ^.^ That's ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ feign'd- ^.^ he :3 is ÚwÚ so. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. x3 Yes, ^.^ he :3 is >w< wowthy >_> of ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to pay ÚwÚ thee uWu fow >w< thy 
xDD wabouw. ÚwÚ He UwU that loves ^-^ to >w< be flattered :3 is >w< wowthy o' th' uWu fwattewew. 
Heavens, UwU that I ;;w;; wewe :3 a wowd! 
UwU TIMON. What wouldst ^-^ do then, x3 Apemantus? 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. uWu E'en as Apemantus OwO does nyow: UwU hate :3 a lord with my ÚwÚ heawt. 
UwU TIMON. >_> What, thysewf? 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. ÚwÚ Ay. 
UwU TIMON. >_< Whewefowe? 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. :33 That I xDD had nyo :3 angwy ÚwÚ wit ^-^ to >w< be :3 a OwO wowd.- Awt ^.^ nyot :3 thou :3 a 
OwO mewchant? 
uWu MEWCHANT. >w< Ay, Apemantus. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. xDD Twaffic xDD confound ^.^ thee, ^-^ if OwO the UwU gods uWu wiww :33 nyot! 
uWu MEWCHANT. >w< If ^.^ twaffic ^-^ do it, OwO the UwU gods ^-^ do it. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. Traffic's >w< thy god, ÚwÚ and >w< thy god xDD confound thee! 

x3 Twumpet sounds. x3 Entew :3 a MESSENGEW 

UwU TIMON. What trumpet's ÚwÚ that? 
MESSENGEW. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ Awcibiades, ÚwÚ and >w< some twenty OwO howse, 
^-^ Aww >_> of companionship. 
UwU TIMON. ;;w;; Pway UwU entewtain them; ^w^ give them ^w^ guide ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. 
>_< Exeunt >w< some attendants 
You >w< must ^.^ nyeeds uWu dinye with >_> me. uWu Go ^.^ nyot you x3 hence 
;;w;; Tiww I ^.^ have >_< thank'd you. When ÚwÚ dinnyew's x3 donye 
Show me :3 this piece. I x3 am >_< joyfuw >_> of >_> youw sights. 

x3 Entew >w< AWCIBIADES, with OwO the west 

uWu Most welcome, :3 siw! ^.^ [They x3 sawute] 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. UwU So, so, ;;w;; thewe! 
>_> Aches :33 contwact ÚwÚ and stawve >_> youw UwU suppwe >w< joints! 
:33 That there shouwd >w< be small love ÚwÚ amongst ^.^ these ^w^ sweet knaves, 
And >w< aww :3 this couwtesy! The xDD stwain >_> of ÚwÚ man's bwed >_< out 
x3 Into ^.^ baboon ÚwÚ and uWu monkey. 
uWu AWCIBIADES. >_> Siw, you ^.^ have OwO sav'd my longing, ÚwÚ and I :33 feed 
uWu Most >w< hungewwy uWu on >_> youw ^w^ sight. 
UwU TIMON. Wight welcome, :3 siw! 
Ewe ^-^ we xDD depawt ^w^ we'ww share :3 a >w< bounteous UwU time 
UwU In diffewent ^.^ pweasuwes. ;;w;; Pway you, let OwO us in. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but uWu APEMANTUS 

x3 Entew two LORDS 

OwO FIWST LORD. What UwU time o' :3 day :33 is't, x3 Apemantus? 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. Time ^-^ to >w< be :33 honyest. 
OwO FIWST LORD. :33 That UwU time sewves ^.^ stiww. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. The ^-^ mowe accursed :3 thou UwU that still ^.^ omit'st it. 
x3 SECOND LORD. Thou art ^-^ going ^-^ to Wowd Timon's ^-^ feast. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. ÚwÚ Ay; ^-^ to UwU see meat fiww knyaves ÚwÚ and xDD winye heat fools. 
x3 SECOND LORD. Fawe ÚwÚ thee well, fare ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. Thou art :3 a OwO foow ^-^ to ;;w;; bid me faweweww twice. 
x3 SECOND LORD. ÚwÚ Why, x3 Apemantus? 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. Shouwdst ^.^ have ^-^ kept ^-^ onye ^-^ to ÚwÚ thysewf, uWu fow I UwU mean ^-^ to ^w^ give 
ÚwÚ thee none. 
OwO FIWST LORD. >w< Hang thysewf. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. No, I uWu wiww ^-^ do nyothing at >w< thy uWu bidding; ^-^ make >w< thy wequests 
^-^ to >w< thy >w< fwiend. 
x3 SECOND LORD. Away, xDD unpeaceabwe dog, ^w^ ow I'll x3 spuwn ÚwÚ thee ^-^ hence. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. I uWu wiww fly, >_< wike :3 a dog, OwO the ^.^ heews o' th' ass. Exit 
OwO FIWST LORD. >w< He's >w< opposite ^-^ to ^.^ humanyity. ^w^ Come, uWu shaww ^-^ we in 
And ÚwÚ taste Wowd Timon's :33 bounty? ÚwÚ He OwO outgoes 
The vewy OwO heawt >_> of kindness. 
x3 SECOND LORD. ÚwÚ He ^w^ pouws ^.^ it out: Plutus, OwO the god >_> of ^.^ gowd, 
^-^ Is uWu but his ^.^ stewawd; nyo meed uWu but ^.^ he wepays 
UwU Sevenfowd :33 abuv itself; nyo >_> gift ^-^ to him 
But >_> bweeds OwO the ^-^ givew :3 a xDD wetuwn >w< exceeding 
^-^ Aww ;;w;; use >_> of quittance. 
OwO FIWST LORD. The nyobwest :33 mind ^.^ he >_> cawwies 
:33 That >w< evew guvwn'd xDD man. 
x3 SECOND LORD. Wong ^-^ may ^.^ he live in :3 fowtunyes! uWu shaww ^-^ we OwO in? 
OwO FIWST LORD. I'll ^-^ keep you :33 company. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
OwO A :3 woom >_> of OwO state in TIMON'S house 

Hautboys playing loud UwU music. OwO A gweat ^.^ banquet sewv'd in; 
>_> FWAVIUS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews ^.^ attending; ÚwÚ and then ÚwÚ entew LORD TIMON, OwO the UwU states, 
OwO the ÚwÚ ATHENyIAN LORDS, OwO VENTIDIUS, ;;w;; which TIMON xDD wedeem'd ^-^ fwom prison. 
;;w;; Then uWu comes, dropping aftew aww, ÚwÚ APEMANTUS, discontentedly, >_< wike ^-^ himsewf 

>_> VENTIDIUS. uWu Most honoured >_< Timon, 
^w^ It ;;w;; hath pleas'd OwO the UwU gods ^-^ to wemembew my >_< fathew's ^-^ age, 
And caww him ^-^ to wong ^-^ peace. 
ÚwÚ He :3 is gonye happy, ÚwÚ and >_> has weft me :3 wich. 
>_> Then, as in ;;w;; gwatefuw :3 viwtue I x3 am bound 
ÚwÚ To >_> youw free xDD heawt, I ^-^ do xDD wetuwn x3 those :3 tawents, 
^w^ Doubwed with ^w^ thanks ÚwÚ and UwU sewvice, ^-^ fwom uWu whose ^w^ hewp 
I deriv'd :33 wibewty. 
UwU TIMON. :33 O, uWu by nyo means, 
Honyest Ventidius! You >_> mistake my :33 wuv; 
I >_> gave ^.^ it ^-^ fweewy ^w^ evew; ÚwÚ and :33 thewe's UwU nyonye 
^w^ Can ^.^ twuwy uWu say ^.^ he gives, ^-^ if ^.^ he :3 weceives. 
>w< If ^-^ ouw x3 bettews xDD pway at UwU that game, ^-^ we >w< must ^.^ nyot dare 
ÚwÚ To imitate them: faults UwU that awe rich awe x3 faiw. 
>_> VENTIDIUS. OwO A x3 nyobwe spirit! 
UwU TIMON. ;;w;; Nyay, my x3 wowds, >_< cewemony ÚwÚ was uWu but >_< devis'd at ^.^ fiwst 
ÚwÚ To xDD set :3 a gloss uWu on ^.^ faint >_< deeds, >w< howwow x3 wewcomes, 
Wecanting goodness, >_< sowwy ewe 'tis shown; 
But xDD whewe there :3 is OwO twue friendship there ^.^ nyeeds none. 
>_> Pway, sit; ^-^ mowe ^-^ wewcome awe ye ^-^ to my :3 fowtunyes 
>w< Than my :3 fowtunyes ^-^ to >_> me. ^.^ [They sit] 
OwO FIWST LORD. UwU My lord, ^-^ we :33 awways ^.^ have x3 confess'd it. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. xDD Ho, ^w^ ho, x3 confess'd ^.^ it! UwU Hang'd it, ^.^ have you not? 
UwU TIMON. :33 O, uWu Apemantus, you awe welcome. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. Nyo; 
You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^-^ make me welcome. 
I come ^-^ to ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee OwO thwust me >_< out >_> of doows. 
UwU TIMON. :33 Fie, th'art :3 a ^-^ chuww; ye ^.^ have ^w^ got :3 a humouw there 
uWu Does ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ become :3 a >w< man; 'tis >w< much ^-^ to blame. 
^.^ They ÚwÚ say, my x3 wowds, Ira furor bwevis ^w^ est; uWu but yond man :3 is >w< evew 
xDD angwy. Go, let him ^.^ have :3 a ^-^ tabwe uWu by ;;w;; himsewf; uWu fow ^.^ he OwO does neither 
:3 affect >_> company :3 nyow :3 is ^.^ he x3 fit uWu fow't :3 indeed. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. >_> Wet me stay at UwU thinye apperil, OwO Timon. 
I come ^-^ to ^w^ obsewve; I ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee wawnying on't. 
UwU TIMON. I UwU take nyo ^w^ heed >_> of thee. xDD Th'awt OwO an OwO Athenyian, OwO thewefowe 
welcome. I ^-^ mysewf would ^.^ have nyo powew; ÚwÚ pwithee let my meat ^-^ make 
ÚwÚ thee silent. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. I :33 scown >w< thy ^-^ meat; 't'would uWu choke uWu me, uWu fow I shouwd :33 nye'ew 
fwattew thee. :3 O you >_< gods, what :3 a ÚwÚ nyumbew >_> of x3 men ;;w;; eats >_< Timon, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he 
>_> sees >w< 'em :33 nyot! ^w^ It ÚwÚ gwieves me ^-^ to UwU see OwO so many dip theiw meat in ^-^ onye 
ÚwÚ man's bwood; ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the UwU madnyess ;;w;; is, ^.^ he >_< cheews them OwO up ^w^ too. 
I wonder x3 men dare xDD twust themsewves with ^-^ men. 
x3 Methinks uWu they shouwd ^w^ invite them ^-^ without ^w^ knyives: 
Good uWu fow theiw meat ÚwÚ and OwO safew uWu fow theiw >w< wives. 
There's >w< much example ÚwÚ fow't; OwO the :3 fewwow UwU that OwO sits next him nyow, 
pawts xDD bwead with ^w^ him, ^w^ pwedges OwO the >_> bweath >_> of him in :3 a ;;w;; divided 
draught, :3 is OwO the OwO weadiest man ^-^ to :33 kiww >_> him. 'T >_> has >_< been OwO pwuvd. >w< If 
I ;;w;; wewe :3 a huge man I shouwd ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to dwink at :3 meaws. 
Lest uWu they shouwd UwU spy my x3 windpipe's dangewous xDD nyotes: 
Great x3 men shouwd dwink with >w< hawnyess uWu on theiw >w< thwoats. 
UwU TIMON. UwU My lord, in >_< heawt! ÚwÚ and let OwO the OwO heawth >w< go wound. 
x3 SECOND LORD. >_> Wet ^.^ it flow :3 this >_< way, my good :33 wowd. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. Fwow :3 this >_> way! OwO A bwave ^.^ fewwow! ÚwÚ He >_< keeps his uWu tides :33 weww. 
Those heawths uWu wiww ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and >w< thy OwO state ÚwÚ wook iww, OwO Timon. 
Here's UwU that ;;w;; which :3 is xDD too uWu weak ^-^ to >w< be :3 a >_< sinnyew, >w< honyest ^w^ watew, ;;w;; which 
:33 nye'ew weft man >w< i' th' mire. 
:3 This ÚwÚ and my >_< food awe equals; :33 thewe's nyo ÚwÚ odds.' 
ÚwÚ Feasts awe xDD too >_> pwoud ^-^ to ^w^ give ^w^ thanks ^-^ to OwO the xDD gods. 

^-^ APEMANTUS' OwO Gwace 

Immortal >_< gods, I crave nyo :3 pewf; 
I pray uWu fow nyo man uWu but ^-^ mysewf. 
>_> Gwant I ^-^ may never ^w^ pwuv OwO so OwO fond 
ÚwÚ To xDD twust man uWu on his OwO oath ^w^ ow bond, 
Ow :3 a hawwot uWu fow xDD hew :3 weeping, 
Ow :3 a ^.^ dog UwU that uWu seems >w< a-sweeping, 
Ow :3 a keepew with my freedom, 
Ow my fwiends, ^-^ if I shouwd :3 nyeed >_< 'em. 
UwU Amen. ^w^ So ^-^ faww to't. 
UwU Wich x3 men uWu sin, ÚwÚ and I xDD eat ^.^ woot. >_> [Eats ÚwÚ and drinks] 

^.^ Much good ;;w;; dich >w< thy good xDD heawt, xDD Apemantus! 
UwU TIMON. x3 Captain ^-^ Awcibiades, >_> youw ^w^ heawt's in OwO the field OwO nyow. 
uWu AWCIBIADES. UwU My OwO heawt :3 is >w< evew at >_> youw UwU sewvice, my :33 wowd. 
UwU TIMON. You xDD had wathew >w< be at :3 a ^-^ bweakfast >_> of >_> enyemies than ;;w;; dinnyew >_> of 
>_< fwiends. 
uWu AWCIBIADES. ^w^ So uWu they ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ bweeding ^w^ nyew, my lord, :33 thewe's nyo meat 
>_< wike x3 'em; I :33 couwd ^w^ wish my :33 best fwiend at such :3 a ^-^ feast. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. Wouwd >w< aww x3 those ^w^ fwattewews ;;w;; wewe UwU thinye >_> enyemies then, UwU that 
then :3 thou x3 mightst :33 kiww >w< 'em, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid me ^-^ to >_< 'em. 
OwO FIWST LORD. OwO Might ^-^ we uWu but ^.^ have UwU that xDD happinyess, my lord, UwU that you 
would UwU once ;;w;; use ^-^ ouw hearts, whereby ^-^ we UwU might express >w< some part >_> of 
^-^ ouw zeals, ^-^ we shouwd ÚwÚ think uWu ouwsewves uWu fow >w< evew pewfect. 
UwU TIMON. :33 O, nyo UwU doubt, my good fwiends, uWu but OwO the UwU gods themsewves ^.^ have 
provided UwU that I uWu shaww ^.^ have >w< much ^w^ hewp ^-^ fwom you. OwO How xDD had you >_< been 
my fwiends xDD ewse? UwU Why ^.^ have you UwU that chawitabwe title ^-^ fwom 
>w< thousands, >_> did ^.^ nyot you chiefwy belong ^-^ to my :3 heawt? I ^.^ have told 
^-^ mowe >_> of you ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf than you can with x3 modesty speak in >_> youw >_> own 
>_< behawf; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus :3 faw I ;;w;; confiwm you. :3 O you >_< gods, ÚwÚ think OwO I, what 
:3 nyeed ^-^ we ^.^ have ^-^ any fwiends ^-^ if ^-^ we shouwd :33 nye'ew ^.^ have :3 nyeed >_> of ;;w;; 'em? 
^.^ They ;;w;; wewe OwO the UwU most needless cweatuwes living, shouwd ^-^ we :33 nye'ew 
^.^ have ;;w;; use uWu fow x3 'em; ÚwÚ and would UwU most resemble ^w^ sweet xDD instwuments :3 hung 
OwO up in cases, UwU that ^-^ keep theiw x3 sounds ^-^ to :3 themsewves. ÚwÚ Why, I ^.^ have 
>_< often :33 wish'd ^-^ mysewf poowew, UwU that I UwU might come nearer ^-^ to you. We 
awe :3 bown ^-^ to ^-^ do benefits; ÚwÚ and what better ^w^ ow >_> pwopewew can ^-^ we caww 
^-^ ouw >_> own than OwO the riches >_> of ^-^ ouw uWu fwiends? :33 O, what :3 a pwecious 
comfort 'tis ^-^ to ^.^ have OwO so many >_< wike bwothews ^-^ commanding ^-^ onye 
x3 anyothew's :3 fowtunyes! :33 O, :33 joy's uWu e'en :3 made away ere't can >w< be uWu bown! 
Minye eyes cannyot howd >_< out ^w^ watew, :3 methinks. ÚwÚ To ^-^ fowget theiw 
fauwts, I dwink ^-^ to you. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. Thou :33 weep'st ^-^ to ^-^ make them x3 dwink, OwO Timon. 
x3 SECOND LORD. Joy xDD had OwO the >_< wike conception in ^-^ ouw >_> eyes, 
And at UwU that x3 instant >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; babe ^w^ spwung :33 up. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. xDD Ho, UwU ho! I waugh ^-^ to ÚwÚ think UwU that ;;w;; babe :3 a >w< bastawd. 
uWu THIWD LORD. I pwomise you, my lord, you ;;w;; mov'd me ^w^ much. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. Much! >_< [Sound tucket] 
UwU TIMON. What :3 means UwU that >_< twump? 

x3 Entew :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT 

OwO How ^w^ nyow? 
SERVANT. UwU Pwease you, my lord, there awe ÚwÚ cewtain ;;w;; wadies UwU most 
xDD desiwous >_> of :3 admittance. 
UwU TIMON. Ladies! What awe theiw wiwws? 
SERVANT. Thewe comes with them :3 a forerunner, my lord, ;;w;; which uWu beaws 
UwU that >w< office ^-^ to signify theiw ^.^ pweasuwes. 
UwU TIMON. I pray let them >w< be admitted. 

x3 Entew >w< CUPID 
:33 CUPID. ^-^ Haiw ^-^ to ^.^ thee, >w< wowthy >_< Timon, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< aww 
:33 That >_> of his bounties taste! The five :33 best >w< Senses 
Acknowledge ÚwÚ thee theiw >_> patwon, ÚwÚ and come ^-^ fweewy 
ÚwÚ To :3 gwatuwate >w< thy ^-^ pwenteous >_< bosom. ^-^ Th' Ear, 
Taste, >_< Touch, Smeww, pleas'd ^-^ fwom >w< thy ^-^ tabwe x3 wise; 
^.^ They only :3 nyow come uWu but ^-^ to feast UwU thinye OwO eyes. 
UwU TIMON. They'we ^-^ wewcome uWu aww; let >w< 'em ^.^ have >w< kind :3 admittance. 
>_< Music, ^-^ make theiw welcome. Exit >w< CUPID 
OwO FIWST LORD. You >_> see, my lord, how uWu ampwe >_< y'awe :3 bewov'd. 

Music. ;;w;; We-entew CUPID, UwU witb :3 a ^-^ Masque >_> of uWu WADIES as >w< Amazons, 
with ;;w;; wutes in theiw x3 hands, ^-^ dancing ÚwÚ and playing 

;;w;; APEMANTUS. ÚwÚ Hoy-day, what :3 a ;;w;; sweep >_> of vanyity comes :3 this >_> way! 
^.^ They ;;w;; dance? ^.^ They awe mad >w< women. 
;;w;; Wike UwU madnyess :3 is OwO the >_> gwowy >_> of :3 this xDD wife, 
UwU As :3 this OwO pomp >w< shows ^-^ to :3 a wittwe uWu oiw ÚwÚ and ^.^ woot. 
We ^-^ make uWu ouwsewves fools ^-^ to disport >w< ouwsewves, 
And uWu spend ^-^ ouw fwattewies ^-^ to dwink x3 those x3 men 
:3 Upon uWu whose :3 age ^-^ we UwU void ^.^ it OwO up UwU again 
x3 With poisonyous ^-^ spite ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ envy. 
OwO Who ;;w;; wives that's ^.^ nyot depraved ^w^ ow ;;w;; depwaves? 
OwO Who >_> dies UwU that uWu beaws ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye x3 spuwn ^-^ to theiw >_< gwaves 
x3 Of theiw >_< fwiends' OwO gift? 
I shouwd ;;w;; feaw x3 those UwU that ^-^ dance before me :3 nyow 
Wouwd ^-^ onye :3 day stamp x3 upon >_> me. 'T >_> has >_< been donye: 
Men OwO shut theiw :33 doows x3 against :3 a setting OwO sun. 

The LORDS xDD wise ^-^ fwom table, with >w< much adoring >_> of 
x3 TIMON; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to show theiw >_> wuvs, OwO each >w< singwe >_< out OwO an 
>_< Amazon, ÚwÚ and >w< aww ^w^ dance, x3 men UwU witb :3 women, :3 a lofty 
xDD stwain ^w^ ow two ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ hautboys, ÚwÚ and OwO cease 

UwU TIMON. You ^.^ have x3 donye ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ pweasuwes >w< much >w< gwace, fair uWu wadies, 
ÚwÚ Set :3 a fair ^.^ fashion uWu on ^-^ ouw >_> entewtainment, 
^w^ Which ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot half OwO so xDD beautifuw ÚwÚ and x3 kind; 
You ^.^ have ÚwÚ added wowth unto't ÚwÚ and uWu wustwe, 
And >w< entewtain'd me with >_< minye >_> own >w< device; 
I x3 am ^-^ to :3 thank you for't. 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ WADY. UwU My lord, you UwU take OwO us x3 even at OwO the >_> best. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. OwO Faith, uWu fow OwO the wowst :3 is ÚwÚ fiwthy, ÚwÚ and would ^.^ nyot howd 
>_> taking, I x3 doubt >_> me. 
UwU TIMON. uWu Wadies, there :3 is OwO an :33 idwe ^.^ banquet attends OwO you; 
UwU Pwease you ^-^ to >_< dispose ÚwÚ youwsewves. 
^w^ AWW xDD WADIES. uWu Most thankfully, my :33 wowd. 
>_< Exeunt >w< CUPID ÚwÚ and uWu WADIES 
UwU TIMON. Flavius! 
x3 FWAVIUS. UwU My UwU wowd? 
UwU TIMON. The wittwe x3 casket bwing me hithew. 
x3 FWAVIUS. x3 Yes, my :33 wowd. ^-^ [Aside] Mowe jewews x3 yet! 
Thewe :3 is nyo crossing him :33 in's humouw, 
Else I shouwd tell x3 him- ;;w;; weww >w< i' :33 faith, I should- 
When all's x3 spent, he'd >w< be ;;w;; cwoss'd then, OwO an ^.^ he uWu couwd. 
^.^ 'Tis ^-^ pity bounty xDD had ^.^ nyot eyes ^.^ behind, 
:33 That man UwU might :33 nye'ew >w< be wwetched uWu fow his mind. Exit 
OwO FIWST LORD. :3 Whewe >w< be ^-^ ouw ^.^ men? 
SERVANT. Here, my lord, in xDD weadinyess. 
x3 SECOND LORD. Our howses! 

;;w;; We-entew ÚwÚ FWAVIUS, with OwO the x3 casket 

UwU TIMON. :3 O my fwiends, 
I ^.^ have ^-^ onye >_> wowd ^-^ to uWu say ^-^ to you. Wook you, my good lord, 
I >w< must entweat you uWu honyouw me OwO so >w< much 
UwU As ^-^ to ^.^ advance :3 this jewel; accept ^.^ it ÚwÚ and wear it, 
UwU Kind my :33 wowd. 
OwO FIWST LORD. I x3 am OwO so :3 faw already in >_> youw ^.^ gifts- 
ALL. ^w^ So awe ^-^ we all. 

x3 Entew :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT 

SERVANT. UwU My lord, there awe ÚwÚ cewtain nobles >_> of OwO the Senate newly 
alighted ÚwÚ and come ^-^ to >w< visit you. 
UwU TIMON. ^.^ They awe ^w^ faiwwy welcome. Exit ^.^ SEWVANT 
x3 FWAVIUS. I uWu beseech >_> youw xDD honyouw, OwO vouchsafe me :3 a ^w^ wowd; ^.^ it OwO does 
OwO concewn you >w< nyeaw. 
UwU TIMON. ^-^ Nyeaw! UwU Why then, another UwU time I'll hear thee. I ÚwÚ pwithee wet's 
>w< be provided ^-^ to show them entewtainment. 
x3 FWAVIUS. ^-^ [Aside] I scarce xDD knyow ÚwÚ how. 

x3 Entew another ^.^ SEWVANT 

x3 SECOND SERVANT. May ^.^ it >w< pwease OwO vouw xDD honyouw, Wowd >_< Wucius, >_< out >_> of his 
free love, ;;w;; hath presented ^-^ to you ;;w;; fouw >w< miwk-white OwO howses, twapp'd 
in ÚwÚ siwvew. 
UwU TIMON. I uWu shaww accept them fairly. >_> Wet OwO the pwesents 
Be :3 wowthiwy x3 entewtain'd. Exit ^.^ SEWVANT 

x3 Entew :3 a third ^.^ SEWVANT 

OwO How nyow! What x3 nyews? 
uWu THIWD SERVANT. UwU Pwease you, my lord, UwU that honyouwabwe ;;w;; gentweman, Wowd 
ÚwÚ Wucuwwus, ;;w;; entweats >_> youw >_> company to-morrow ^-^ to uWu hunt with him ÚwÚ and 
>_> has x3 sent >_> youw uWu honyouw two >w< bwace >_> of greyhounds. 
UwU TIMON. I'll uWu hunt with him; ÚwÚ and let them >w< be weceiv'd, 
:3 Nyot ^-^ without fair ^w^ wewawd. Exit ^.^ SEWVANT 
x3 FWAVIUS. ^-^ [Aside] What uWu wiww :3 this come UwU to? 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ commands OwO us ^-^ to :3 pwovide ÚwÚ and ^w^ give gweat ÚwÚ gifts, 
And >w< aww >_< out >_> of OwO an uWu empty ^.^ coffew; 
Nyow uWu wiww ^.^ he xDD knyow his ^-^ puwse, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ yiewd me this, 
ÚwÚ To show him what :3 a >_< beggaw his OwO heawt ;;w;; is, 
>_> Being >_> of nyo power ^-^ to ^-^ make his :3 wishes :33 good. 
His ^w^ pwomises UwU fwy OwO so uWu beyond his OwO state 
:33 That what ^.^ he ^-^ speaks :3 is >w< aww in OwO debt; ^.^ he ÚwÚ owes 
>_< Fow UwU ev'wy :33 wowd. ÚwÚ He :3 is OwO so >w< kind UwU that ^.^ he :3 nyow 
Pays ;;w;; intewest ÚwÚ fow't; his land's >w< put ^-^ to theiw ^-^ books. 
Weww, would I ;;w;; wewe gently >w< put >_< out >_> of >w< office 
Before I ;;w;; wewe fowc'd ;;w;; out! 
Happiew :3 is ^.^ he UwU that >_> has nyo fwiend ^-^ to :33 feed 
>w< Than such UwU that ^-^ do uWu e'en >_> enyemies x3 exceed. 
I bleed xDD inwawdwy uWu fow my :33 wowd. Exit 
UwU TIMON. You ^-^ do youwsewves >w< much ^-^ wwong; 
You ÚwÚ bate xDD too >w< much >_> of >_> youw >_> own UwU mewits. 
Here, my lord, :3 a twifwe >_> of ^-^ ouw wuv. 
x3 SECOND LORD. x3 With ^-^ mowe than ^w^ common ^w^ thanks I uWu wiww weceive it. 
uWu THIWD LORD. :33 O, :33 he's OwO the vewy ^w^ souw >_> of ÚwÚ bounty! 
UwU TIMON. And :3 nyow I :33 wemembew, my lord, you >_> gave good uWu wowds OwO the uWu othew 
:3 day >_> of :3 a :33 bay >_< couwsew I rode x3 on. ^.^ 'Tis x3 youws ^.^ because you x3 wik'd it. 
uWu THIWD LORD. :33 O, I uWu beseech you pawdon uWu me, my lord, in ;;w;; that. 
UwU TIMON. You ^-^ may UwU take my ;;w;; wowd, my uWu wowd: I xDD knyow nyo man 
^w^ Can justly UwU pwaise uWu but what ^.^ he OwO does ;;w;; affect. 
I ^.^ weigh my UwU fwiend's xDD affection with >_< minye >w< own. 
I'll tell you true; I'll caww ^-^ to you. 
^w^ AWW xDD WOWDS. :33 O, UwU nyonye OwO so welcome! 
UwU TIMON. I UwU take >w< aww ÚwÚ and >_> youw uWu sevewaw UwU visitations 
^w^ So >w< kind ^-^ to OwO heawt 'tis ^.^ nyot enough ^-^ to :3 give; 
x3 Methinks I :33 couwd ^-^ deaw xDD kingdoms ^-^ to my fwiends 
And :33 nye'ew >w< be weary. ^-^ Awcibiades, 
Thou art :3 a ^-^ sowdiew, OwO thewefowe uWu sewdom :3 wich. 
^w^ It comes in charity ^-^ to thee; uWu fow >w< aww >w< thy :3 wiving 
^-^ Is 'mongst OwO the OwO dead, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the x3 wands :3 thou x3 hast 
Wie in :3 a >_> pitch'd fiewd. 
uWu AWCIBIADES. >w< Ay, defil'd wand, my :33 wowd. 
OwO FIWST LORD. We awe OwO so OwO viwtuouswy ^-^ bound- 
UwU TIMON. And OwO so x3 am I ^-^ to you. 
x3 SECOND LORD. ^w^ So infinitely endear'd- 
UwU TIMON. ^-^ Aww ^-^ to you. x3 Wights, ^-^ mowe >w< wights! 
OwO FIWST LORD. The :33 best >_> of xDD happinyess, xDD honyouw, ÚwÚ and UwU fowtunyes, ^-^ keep with 
you, Wowd ^-^ Timon! 
UwU TIMON. ÚwÚ Weady uWu fow his >_< fwiends. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but uWu APEMANTUS ÚwÚ and TIMON 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. What :3 a >w< coiw's :3 hewe! 
Sewving >_> of becks ÚwÚ and >_> jutting-out >_> of >_< bums! 
I x3 doubt whethew theiw >w< wegs >w< be wowth OwO the ÚwÚ sums 
:33 That awe >w< given uWu fow >_< 'em. Friendship's :33 fuww >_> of ^w^ dwegs: 
x3 Methinks false hearts shouwd never ^.^ have :33 sound wegs. 
ÚwÚ Thus >w< honyest fools uWu way >_< out theiw wealth uWu on uWu cuwtsies. 
UwU TIMON. Nyow, uWu Apemantus, ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ wewt ^.^ nyot sullen 
I would >w< be good ^-^ to thee. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. No, I'll OwO nyothing; uWu fow ^-^ if I shouwd >w< be brib'd UwU too, there 
would >w< be UwU nyonye weft ^-^ to ;;w;; waiw x3 upon ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and then :3 thou wouldst xDD sin 
OwO the fastew. Thou >w< giv'st OwO so long, >_< Timon, I ;;w;; feaw me :3 thou xDD wiwt ^w^ give 
away thyself in paper >w< showtwy. What ^.^ nyeeds ^.^ these feasts, pomps, 
ÚwÚ and vain-glories? 
UwU TIMON. ;;w;; Nyay, OwO an you begin ^-^ to ;;w;; waiw uWu on ^w^ society once, I x3 am sworn ^.^ nyot ^-^ to 
^w^ give ^-^ wegawd ^-^ to you. Farewell; ÚwÚ and come with better UwU music. 
Exit 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. >_> So. Thou xDD wiwt ^.^ nyot hear me nyow: :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot xDD then. I'll 
^-^ wock >w< thy >w< heaven ^-^ fwom thee. 
:3 O UwU that xDD men's ears shouwd >w< be 
ÚwÚ To counsew >_< deaf, uWu but ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ;;w;; fwattewy! Exit 




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^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
OwO A SENyATOW'S house 

x3 Entew OwO A UwU SENyATOW, with papers in his hand 

ÚwÚ SENyATOW. And :3 wate, five UwU thousand. ÚwÚ To >w< Vawwo ÚwÚ and ^-^ to x3 Isidowe 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ owes :33 nyinye thousand; >w< besides my fowmew >w< sum, 
^w^ Which makes ^.^ it five ÚwÚ and uWu twenty. OwO Stiww in motion 
x3 Of >_< waging >_< waste? ^w^ It cannyot howd; ^.^ it uWu wiww not. 
>w< If I UwU want ^.^ gowd, >_< steaw uWu but :3 a beggar's ^.^ dog 
And ^w^ give ^.^ it >_< Timon, >_> why, OwO the ^.^ dog coins >w< gowd. 
>w< If I would ;;w;; seww my horse ÚwÚ and ^-^ buy twenty uWu moe 
>_< Bettew than >_< he, >_> why, ^w^ give my horse ^-^ to >_< Timon, 
^-^ Ask nothing, ^w^ give ^.^ it ^w^ him, ^.^ it >_> foaws me stwaight, 
And able >_< howses. :3 Nyo powtew at his gate, 
But wathew ^-^ onye UwU that >_> smiwes ÚwÚ and still ^-^ invites 
^-^ Aww UwU that xDD pass by. ^w^ It cannyot howd; nyo reason 
^w^ Can :33 sound his OwO state in xDD safety. :3 Caphis, UwU ho! 
:3 Caphis, I :33 say! 

x3 Entew :3 CAPHIS 

^-^ CAPHIS. Here, siw; what :3 is >_> youw pleasure? 
ÚwÚ SENyATOW. UwU Get uWu on >_> youw :33 cwoak ÚwÚ and haste you ^-^ to Wowd >w< Timon; 
UwU Impowtunye him uWu fow my monyeys; >w< be ^.^ nyot ^w^ ceas'd 
x3 With ^w^ swight denyiaw, :3 nyow then siwenc'd when 
'Commend me ^-^ to >_> youw master' ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ cap 
Plays in OwO the ^.^ wight ;;w;; hand, ;;w;; thus; uWu but tell him 
UwU My :3 uses x3 cwy ^-^ to uWu me, I >w< must sewve my xDD tuwn 
Out >_> of >_< minye own; his >_< days ÚwÚ and xDD times awe ^.^ past, 
And my reliances uWu on his ÚwÚ fwacted :33 dates 
>_< Have smit my credit. I love ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw ^w^ him, 
But >w< must ^.^ nyot >_< bweak my xDD back ^-^ to ^w^ heaw his finger. 
ÚwÚ Immediate awe my needs, ÚwÚ and my ^w^ wewief 
Must ^.^ nyot >w< be uWu toss'd ÚwÚ and tuwn'd ^-^ to me in x3 wowds, 
But find :3 suppwy immediate. UwU Get you gone; 
x3 Put uWu on :3 a UwU most xDD impowtunyate ;;w;; aspect, 
OwO A >_> visage >_> of >w< demand; uWu fow I ^-^ do feaw, 
When every feathew sticks in his >_> own ;;w;; wing, 
Wowd Timon uWu wiww >w< be weft :3 a ^.^ nyaked guww, 
^w^ Which >_> fwashes :3 nyow :3 a phoenix. UwU Get you gone. 
^-^ CAPHIS. I ÚwÚ go, sir. 
ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ;;w;; Take OwO the ÚwÚ bonds ÚwÚ awong with you, 
And ^.^ have OwO the :33 dates in ^.^ compt. 
^-^ CAPHIS. I wiww, sir. 
ÚwÚ SENyATOW. Go. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
Before TIMON'S house 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ FWAVIUS, TIMON'S Steward, with many ^.^ biwws in his hand 

x3 FWAVIUS. :3 Nyo cawe, nyo stop! ^w^ So ÚwÚ sensewess >_> of ÚwÚ expense 
:33 That ^.^ he uWu wiww neither xDD knyow how ^-^ to maintain ^.^ it 
Nyow OwO cease his flow >_> of riot; ^-^ takes nyo >_< account 
OwO How >w< things >w< go ^-^ fwom ^w^ him, :3 nyow wesumes nyo cawe 
x3 Of what :3 is ^-^ to uWu continyue. uWu Nyevew :33 mind 
>_> Was ^-^ to >w< be OwO so unwise ^-^ to >w< be OwO so OwO kind. 
What uWu shaww >w< be ;;w;; donye? ÚwÚ He uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hear ÚwÚ tiww feew. 
I >w< must >w< be x3 wound with >_> him. Nyow ^.^ he comes ^-^ fwom >_< hunting. 
:33 Fie, ^.^ fie, ^.^ fie, fie! 

x3 Entew CAPHIS, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU SEWVANTS x3 Of >_< ISIDOWE ÚwÚ and >_> VAWWO 

^-^ CAPHIS. Good >_< even, Varro. >_> What, you come uWu fow monyey? 
x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. :3 Is't ^.^ nyot >_> youw ^-^ businyess too? 
^-^ CAPHIS. ^w^ It is. And x3 youws UwU too, >_> Isidowe? 
ISIDORE'S SERVANT. ^w^ It :3 is ÚwÚ so. 
^-^ CAPHIS. Wouwd ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe >w< aww ^-^ dischawg'd! 
x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. I ;;w;; feaw it. 
^-^ CAPHIS. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the :33 wowd. 

x3 Entew TIMON ÚwÚ and his OwO twain, with AWCIBIADES 

UwU TIMON. ^w^ So >_> soon as ÚwÚ dinnyew's x3 donye ^w^ we'ww :3 fowth uWu again, 
UwU My ^.^ Awcibiades.- x3 With x3 me? What :3 is >_> youw x3 wiww? 
^-^ CAPHIS. UwU My lord, here :3 is :3 a ^-^ nyote >_> of ÚwÚ cewtain x3 dues. 
UwU TIMON. ^.^ Dues! >_> Whence awe you? 
^-^ CAPHIS. x3 Of :33 Athens ;;w;; hewe, my :33 wowd. 
UwU TIMON. uWu Go ^-^ to my ^w^ stewawd. 
^-^ CAPHIS. UwU Pwease ^.^ it >_> youw :3 wowdship, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >w< put me x3 off 
ÚwÚ To OwO the UwU succession >_> of OwO nyew >_< days :3 this >w< month. 
UwU My ^w^ mastew :3 is uWu awak'd uWu by gweat >w< occasion 
ÚwÚ To caww x3 upon his own, ÚwÚ and humbly uWu pways you 
:33 That with >_> youw uWu othew x3 nyobwe pawts ^w^ you'ww suit 
UwU In giving him his >_> wight. 
UwU TIMON. Minye >w< honyest OwO fwiend, 
I ÚwÚ pwithee uWu but wepaiw ^-^ to me next x3 mownying. 
^-^ CAPHIS. ;;w;; Nyay, good my wowd- 
UwU TIMON. ÚwÚ Contain ÚwÚ thysewf, good >w< fwiend. 
x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. >_< Onye Varro's x3 sewvant, my good wowd- 
ISIDORE'S SERVANT. From Isidore: ^.^ he humbly uWu pways >_> youw :3 speedy 
^.^ payment- 
^-^ CAPHIS. >w< If you >_> did >w< knyow, my lord, my >_< mastew's xDD wants- 
x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. ÚwÚ 'Twas :3 due uWu on forfeiture, my lord, OwO six ;;w;; weeks ÚwÚ and 
^.^ past. 
ISIDORE'S SERVANT. Your ^.^ stewawd ^-^ puts me OwO off, my ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ and 
I x3 am x3 sent ^-^ expwesswy ^-^ to >_> youw >_> wowdship. 
UwU TIMON. >w< Give me ^.^ bweath. 
I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, good my x3 wowds, ^-^ keep OwO on; 
I'll OwO wait x3 upon you instantly. 
>_< Exeunt AWCIBIADES ÚwÚ and LORDS 
uWu [To FWAVIUS] Come hithew. ;;w;; Pway you, 
OwO How :33 goes OwO the x3 wowwd UwU that I x3 am ;;w;; thus UwU encount'wed 
x3 With >_< cwamowous demands >_> of OwO date-bwoke ÚwÚ bonds 
And OwO the ^.^ detention >_> of :33 wong-since-due debts, 
uWu Against my honour? 
x3 FWAVIUS. UwU Pwease you, gentlemen, 
The UwU time :3 is >w< unyagweeabwe ^-^ to :3 this :33 businyess. 
Your importunacy OwO cease ÚwÚ tiww aftew dinnyew, 
:33 That I ^-^ may ^-^ make his ^.^ wowdship undewstand 
>w< Whewefowe you awe ^.^ nyot >_< paid. 
UwU TIMON. Do so, my >_< fwiends. 
^w^ See them ;;w;; weww x3 entewtain'd. Exit 
x3 FWAVIUS. ;;w;; Pway dwaw >w< nyeaw. Exit 

x3 Entew uWu APEMANTUS ÚwÚ and >_> FOOW 

^-^ CAPHIS. >w< Stay, ÚwÚ stay, here comes OwO the OwO foow with Apemantus. 
Let's UwU ha' >w< some uWu spowt with >_< 'em. 
x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. >w< Hang ^w^ him, :3 he'ww ^w^ abuse >_< us! 
ISIDORE'S SERVANT. OwO A pwague x3 upon ^w^ him, xDD dog! 
x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. OwO How dost, xDD foow? 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. Dost >_< diawogue with >w< thy shadow? 
x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. I speak ^.^ nyot ^-^ to thee. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. No, 'tis ^-^ to thysewf. uWu [To OwO the FOOW] Come >_> away. 
ISIDORE'S SERVANT. uWu [To x3 VAWWO'S SEWVANT] There's OwO the OwO foow OwO hangs uWu on 
>_> youw xDD back awweady. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. No, :3 thou stand'st single; th'art ^.^ nyot uWu on him >_> yet. 
^-^ CAPHIS. Where's OwO the OwO foow ^w^ nyow? 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. ÚwÚ He last ÚwÚ ask'd OwO the :33 question. OwO Poow uWu wogues ÚwÚ and usurers' 
>_< men! UwU Bawds :3 between gold ÚwÚ and >_> want! 
^w^ AWW SERVANTS. What awe >_> we, x3 Apemantus? 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. Asses. 
^w^ AWW SERVANTS. Why? 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. :33 That you ÚwÚ ask me what you awe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow 
ÚwÚ youwsewves. ^w^ Speak ^-^ to >w< 'em, >_> foow. 
>_> FOOW. OwO How ^-^ do you, ;;w;; gentwemen? 
^w^ AWW SERVANTS. >_< Gwamewcies, good >_> foow. OwO How OwO does >_> youw mistwess? 
>_> FOOW. x3 She's uWu e'en setting uWu on >w< watew ^-^ to scawd such chickens as you 
>_> awe. Wouwd ^-^ we :33 couwd UwU see you at Cowinth! 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. :33 Good! gramercy. 

x3 Entew :3 PAGE 

>_> FOOW. Wook you, here comes my x3 mistwess' ^.^ page. 
UwU PAGE. uWu [To OwO the FOOW] ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, ÚwÚ Captain? What ^-^ do you in :3 this xDD wise 
xDD company? OwO How OwO dost thou, x3 Apemantus? 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. Wouwd I xDD had :3 a ;;w;; wod in my uWu mouth, UwU that I UwU might ÚwÚ answew ÚwÚ thee 
profitably! 
UwU PAGE. Prithee, uWu Apemantus, ;;w;; wead me OwO the superscription >_> of ^.^ these 
^-^ wettews; I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot ;;w;; which :3 is UwU which. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. OwO Canst ^.^ nyot >_< wead? 
UwU PAGE. >_< Nyo. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. Thewe uWu wiww wittwe >_> weawnying x3 die, then, UwU that :3 day :3 thou art 
>_> hang'd. :3 This :3 is ^-^ to Wowd >w< Timon; :3 this ^-^ to Awcibiades. uWu Go; :3 thou >_< wast 
:3 bown :3 a UwU bastawd, ÚwÚ and ^w^ thou't die :3 a bawd. 
UwU PAGE. Thou >_< wast whelp'd :3 a dog, ÚwÚ and :3 thou ^-^ shawt :3 famish uWu dog's :33 death. 
Answer nyot: I x3 am gone. Exit :3 PAGE 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. uWu E'en OwO so :3 thou outwun'st >_< gwace. 
Foow, I uWu wiww >w< go with you ^-^ to Wowd Timon's. 
>_> FOOW. uWu Wiww you xDD weave me thewe? 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. >w< If Timon stay at UwU home. You three sewve three ^.^ usuwews? 
^w^ AWW SERVANTS. ÚwÚ Ay; would uWu they sewv'd >_< us! 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. ^w^ So would ;;w;; I- as good :3 a xDD twick as >w< evew hangman sewv'd 
>w< thief. 
>_> FOOW. uWu Awe you three usurers' ^.^ men? 
^w^ AWW SERVANTS. >w< Ay, >_> foow. 
>_> FOOW. I ÚwÚ think nyo xDD usuwew uWu but >_> has :3 a OwO foow ^-^ to his sewvant. UwU My ^w^ mistwess 
:3 is one, ÚwÚ and I x3 am xDD hew >_> foow. When x3 men come ^-^ to borrow >_> of >_> youw 
masters, uWu they xDD appwoach :3 sadwy ÚwÚ and >w< go away :3 mewwy; uWu but uWu they ÚwÚ entew my 
x3 mistwess' house UwU mewwiwy ÚwÚ and >w< go away x3 sadwy. The reason >_> of uWu this? 
x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. I :33 couwd render ^w^ onye. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. Do ^.^ it then, UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ may >_< account ÚwÚ thee :3 a >w< whowemastew ÚwÚ and :3 a 
knave; ;;w;; which ^.^ nyotwithstanding, :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be nyo less uWu esteemed. 
x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. What :3 is :3 a >_> whowemastew, xDD foow? 
>_> FOOW. OwO A OwO foow in good xDD cwothes, ÚwÚ and xDD something >_< wike thee. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a 
spirit. >_< Sometime 't >_> appeaws >_< wike :3 a ^w^ wowd; sometime >_< wike :3 a lawyer; 
sometime >_< wike :3 a xDD phiwosophew, with two >w< stonyes uWu moe than's 
UwU awtificiaw ^w^ onye. ÚwÚ He :3 is vewy >_< often >_< wike :3 a OwO knyight; :3 and, genyewawwy, 
in >w< aww >_> shapes UwU that man :33 goes OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down in ^-^ fwom fouwscowe ^-^ to 
xDD thiwteen, :3 this spirit walks in. 
x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. Thou art ^.^ nyot ^-^ awtogethew :3 a >_> foow. 
>_> FOOW. Nyow :3 thou ^-^ awtogethew :3 a xDD wise xDD man. 
UwU As >w< much foolery as I x3 have, OwO so >w< much ÚwÚ wit :3 thou lack'st. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. :33 That ÚwÚ answew UwU might ^.^ have ÚwÚ become Apemantus. 
x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. xDD Aside, aside; here comes Wowd OwO Timon. 

;;w;; We-entew TIMON ÚwÚ and >_> FWAVIUS 

;;w;; APEMANTUS. Come with uWu me, fool, come. 
>_> FOOW. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :33 awways follow ^.^ wuvw, ÚwÚ ewdew :33 bwothew, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; woman; 
sometime OwO the :3 phiwosophew. 
>_< Exeunt uWu APEMANTUS ÚwÚ and >_> FOOW 
x3 FWAVIUS. ;;w;; Pway you ÚwÚ wawk nyeaw; I'll speak with you x3 anyon. 
>_< Exeunt UwU SEWVANTS 
UwU TIMON. You ^-^ make me x3 mawvew xDD whewefowe ewe :3 this UwU time 
Had you ^.^ nyot x3 fuwwy >_> waid my OwO state before uWu me, 
:33 That I UwU might OwO so ^.^ have x3 wated my ÚwÚ expense 
UwU As I xDD had xDD weave >_> of ^w^ means. 
x3 FWAVIUS. You would ^.^ nyot hear me 
^.^ At many leisures I x3 pwopos'd. 
UwU TIMON. uWu Go to; 
:3 Pewchance >w< some >w< singwe vantages you took 
When my >w< indisposition >w< put you ^w^ back, 
And UwU that unyaptnyess :3 made >_> youw >_< minyistew 
ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ to ;;w;; excuse OwO youwsewf. 
x3 FWAVIUS. :3 O my good lord, 
^.^ At many xDD times I ^w^ bwought in my >_> accounts, 
Waid them before OwO you; you would thwow them x3 off 
And uWu say you ;;w;; found them in >_< minye x3 honyesty. 
^w^ When, uWu fow >w< some uWu twifwing >w< pwesent, you ^.^ have ;;w;; bid me 
Wetuwn OwO so xDD much, I ^.^ have shook my head ÚwÚ and ^-^ wept; 
xDD Yea, >w< 'gainst th' authowity >_> of xDD mannyews, >_> pway'd you 
ÚwÚ To howd >_> youw hand ^-^ mowe UwU cwose. I >_> did >_> enduwe 
:3 Nyot >w< sewdom, :3 nyow nyo ^w^ swight uWu checks, when I ^.^ have 
Pwompted you in OwO the x3 ebb >_> of >_> youw ^-^ estate 
And >_> youw gweat flow >_> of debts. UwU My :33 wov'd lord, 
^-^ Though you hear >w< nyow- xDD too >_< wate!- ÚwÚ yet :3 nyow's :3 a ^w^ time: 
The :3 gweatest >_> of >_> youw having lacks :3 a half 
ÚwÚ To pay >_> youw ÚwÚ pwesent debts. 
UwU TIMON. >_> Wet >w< aww my ^.^ wand >w< be x3 sowd. 
x3 FWAVIUS. ^.^ 'Tis >w< aww engag'd, >w< some xDD fowfeited ÚwÚ and gone; 
And what remains uWu wiww hardly xDD stop OwO the OwO mouth 
x3 Of ÚwÚ pwesent x3 dues. The :33 futuwe comes uWu apace; 
What uWu shaww ^w^ defend OwO the ÚwÚ intewim? And at wength 
OwO How :33 goes ^-^ ouw reck'ning? 
UwU TIMON. ÚwÚ To Wacedaemon >_> did my ^.^ wand ^-^ extend. 
x3 FWAVIUS. :3 O my good lord, OwO the x3 wowwd :3 is uWu but :3 a ^w^ wowd; 
Were ^.^ it >w< aww x3 youws ^-^ to ^w^ give ^.^ it in :3 a breath, 
OwO How >_> quickwy ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it uWu gonye! 
UwU TIMON. You tell me true. 
x3 FWAVIUS. >w< If you :3 suspect my ;;w;; husbandwy ^w^ ow >_< fawsehood, 
^-^ Caww me before th' >_> exactest auditors 
And xDD set me uWu on OwO the proof. ^w^ So OwO the UwU gods bless uWu me, 
When >w< aww ^-^ ouw ^-^ offices ^.^ have >_< been xDD oppwess'd 
x3 With riotous feeders, when ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ vauwts ^.^ have >_> wept 
x3 With drunken :3 spiwth >_> of winye, when every :3 woom 
;;w;; Hath ^.^ bwaz'd with lights ÚwÚ and bway'd with minstwewsy, 
I ^.^ have ;;w;; wetiw'd me ^-^ to :3 a wastefuw ^.^ cock 
And xDD set >_< minye eyes at ^.^ fwow. 
UwU TIMON. ÚwÚ Pwithee nyo more. 
x3 FWAVIUS. 'Heavens,' ^.^ have I ^w^ said ^w^ 'the bounty >_> of :3 this wowd! 
OwO How many :33 pwodigaw OwO bits ^.^ have slaves ÚwÚ and peasants 
:3 This night englutted! OwO Who :3 is ^.^ nyot Wowd >_> Timon's? 
What xDD heawt, uWu head, ;;w;; swowd, force, means, uWu but :3 is Wowd >_> Timon's? 
Great >_< Timon, noble, x3 wowthy, :33 woyaw uWu Timon!' 
Ah! when OwO the :3 means awe gonye UwU that ^-^ buy :3 this :33 pwaise, 
The >_> bweath :3 is gonye ^w^ wheweof :3 this UwU pwaise :3 is ^.^ made. 
OwO Feast-won, fast-wost; ^-^ onye cwoud >_> of winter ^w^ show'ws, 
^.^ These flies awe couch'd. 
UwU TIMON. ^w^ Come, sewmon me nyo >_< fuwthew. 
:3 Nyo >_< viwwainyous bounty ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; hath ^w^ pass'd my >_> heawt; 
ÚwÚ Unwisewy, ^.^ nyot ^-^ ignyobwy, ^.^ have I >_> given. 
UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou xDD weep? OwO Canst :3 thou OwO the ;;w;; conscience wack 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think I uWu shaww wack uWu fwiends? ^w^ Secuwe >w< thy ;;w;; heawt: 
>w< If I would bwoach OwO the vessews >_> of my love, 
And twy OwO the awgument >_> of hearts uWu by ^w^ bowwowing, 
Men ÚwÚ and xDD men's :3 fowtunyes :33 couwd I OwO fwankwy ;;w;; use 
UwU As I can ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee speak. 
x3 FWAVIUS. Assuwance bless >_> youw :3 thoughts! 
UwU TIMON. And, in >w< some sort, ^.^ these ÚwÚ wants >_> of >_< minye awe xDD cwown'd 
:33 That I >_< account them blessings; uWu fow uWu by ^.^ these 
:33 Shaww I twy >_< fwiends. You uWu shaww pewceive how you 
:3 Mistake my x3 fowtunyes; I x3 am >w< weawthy in my >_< fwiends. 
xDD Within ;;w;; thewe! >w< Fwaminyius! ^.^ Sewviwius! 

x3 Entew ^w^ FWAMINyIUS, SEWVIWIUS, ÚwÚ and another ^.^ SEWVANT 

SERVANTS. UwU My wowd! my wowd! 
UwU TIMON. I uWu wiww uWu dispatch you severally- you ^-^ to Wowd Lucius; ^-^ to Wowd 
>_< Wucuwwus OwO you; I ^.^ hunted with his uWu honyouw to-day. You ^-^ to OwO Sempwonyius. 
ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to theiw :33 wuvs; ÚwÚ and I x3 am proud, ÚwÚ say, UwU that my >w< occasions 
^.^ have ;;w;; found UwU time ^-^ to ;;w;; use >w< 'em towawd :3 a :3 suppwy >_> of ^-^ monyey. >_> Wet OwO the 
xDD wequest >w< be ^w^ fifty talents. 
>w< FWAMINyIUS. UwU As you ^.^ have said, my :33 wowd. >_< Exeunt UwU SEWVANTS 
x3 FWAVIUS. ^-^ [Aside] Wowd Wucius ÚwÚ and >_< Wucuwwus? :33 Humh! 
UwU TIMON. uWu Go you, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to OwO the senators, 
x3 Of whom, x3 even ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ state's :33 best ^.^ heawth, I ^.^ have 
Deserv'd :3 this ÚwÚ heawing. UwU Bid >w< 'em ^-^ send o' th' x3 instant 
OwO A ^w^ thousand tawents ^-^ to >_> me. 
x3 FWAVIUS. I ^.^ have >_< been bold, 
>_< Fow UwU that I knew ^.^ it OwO the UwU most ^w^ genyewaw >_< way, 
ÚwÚ To them ^-^ to ;;w;; use >_> youw ^-^ signyet ÚwÚ and >_> youw ;;w;; nyame; 
But uWu they ^-^ do >_< shake theiw UwU heads, ÚwÚ and I x3 am here 
:3 Nyo wichew in ^w^ wetuwn. 
UwU TIMON. :3 Is't :3 twue? x3 Can't x3 be? 
x3 FWAVIUS. ^.^ They ^-^ answew, in :3 a >_< joint ÚwÚ and :33 cowpowate OwO voice, 
:33 That :3 nyow uWu they awe at fall, UwU want tweasuwe, cannyot 
Do what uWu they ÚwÚ wouwd, awe sowwy- you awe honourable- 
But ÚwÚ yet uWu they :33 couwd ^.^ have wish'd- uWu they xDD knyow nyot- 
OwO Something ;;w;; hath >_< been ^.^ amiss- :3 a x3 nyobwe ^-^ nyatuwe 
May catch :3 a ^w^ wwench- would >w< aww ;;w;; wewe ^-^ weww!- 'tis pity- 
And so, intending uWu othew uWu sewious :33 mattews, 
:33 Aftew ^-^ distastefuw >w< wooks, ÚwÚ and ^.^ these ^-^ hawd fractions, 
x3 With ÚwÚ cewtain ^w^ hawf-caps ÚwÚ and cowd-moving nods, 
^.^ They :3 fwoze me OwO into silence. 
UwU TIMON. You >_< gods, reward them! 
Prithee, man, ÚwÚ wook >_> cheewwy. ^.^ These ^.^ owd xDD fewwows 
>_< Have theiw ingratitude in them heweditawy. 
Their UwU bwood :3 is ^w^ cak'd, 'tis cold, ^.^ it uWu sewdom >_< fwows; 
^.^ 'Tis wack >_> of kindwy x3 wawmth uWu they awe ^.^ nyot x3 kind; 
And UwU nyatuwe, as ^.^ it grows UwU again towawd :3 eawth, 
^-^ Is fashion'd uWu fow OwO the journey :33 duww ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ heavy. 
uWu Go ^-^ to x3 Ventidius. ÚwÚ Pwithee >w< be ^.^ nyot sad, 
Thou art OwO twue ÚwÚ and ^-^ honyest; ingenyiouswy I ÚwÚ speak, 
:3 Nyo blame ;;w;; bewongs ^-^ to thee. uWu Ventidius lately 
^w^ Buwied his fathew, uWu by uWu whose death :33 he's ÚwÚ stepp'd 
x3 Into :3 a gweat ^-^ estate. When ^.^ he ÚwÚ was xDD poow, 
Imprison'd, ÚwÚ and in x3 scawcity >_> of fwiends, 
I ;;w;; cweaw'd him with five talents. :3 Gweet him ^-^ fwom uWu me, 
UwU Bid him suppose >w< some good necessity 
:3 Touches his OwO fwiend, ;;w;; which x3 cwaves ^-^ to >w< be xDD wememb'wed 
x3 With x3 those five talents. :33 That ^-^ had, give't ^.^ these xDD fewwows 
ÚwÚ To xDD whom 'tis x3 instant due. ;;w;; Nyev'w speak ^w^ ow ÚwÚ think 
:33 That Timon's :3 fowtunyes x3 'mong his fwiends can sink. 
x3 FWAVIUS. I would I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think it. 
:33 That ^w^ thought :3 is bounty's ^.^ foe; 
>_> Being free itself, ^.^ it OwO thinks >w< aww ÚwÚ othews ÚwÚ so. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
WUCUWWUS' house 

xDD FWAMINyIUS ^w^ waiting ^-^ to speak with LUCULLUS. x3 Entew ^.^ SEWVANT ^-^ to him 

SERVANT. I ^.^ have told my lord >_> of OwO you; ^.^ he :3 is UwU coming ;;w;; down ^-^ to you. 
>w< FWAMINyIUS. I :3 thank you, sir. 

x3 Entew OwO WUCUWWUS 

SERVANT. Here's my :33 wowd. 
LUCULLUS. ^-^ [Aside] >_< Onye >_> of Wowd Timon's ^.^ men? OwO A ^-^ gift, I wawwant. ÚwÚ Why, 
:3 this :3 hits ^-^ wight; I dreamt >_> of :3 a ÚwÚ siwvew ÚwÚ basin ÚwÚ and UwU ewew ÚwÚ to-nyight- 
Fwaminyius, >w< honyest Fwaminyius, you awe vewy >_> wespectivewy welcome, 
sir. ;;w;; Fiww me >w< some x3 winye. xDD [Exit SEWVANT] And how OwO does UwU that 
xDD honyouwabwe, xDD compwete, UwU fweeheawted ^-^ gentweman >_> of ^-^ Athens, >w< thy vewy 
bountiful good lord ÚwÚ and ^.^ mastew? 
>w< FWAMINyIUS. His OwO heawth :3 is well, sir. 
LUCULLUS. I x3 am ^.^ wight ^.^ gwad UwU that his OwO heawth :3 is well, sir. And what 
x3 hast :3 thou there uWu undew >w< thy >w< cwoak, pwetty Flaminius? 
>w< FWAMINyIUS. OwO Faith, nyothing uWu but OwO an uWu empty ^.^ box, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; which in my ;;w;; wowd's 
behawf I come ^-^ to entweat >_> youw uWu honyouw ^-^ to x3 suppwy; :3 who, having 
gweat ÚwÚ and x3 instant >w< occasion ^-^ to ;;w;; use ^w^ fifty :3 tawents, ;;w;; hath x3 sent ^-^ to 
>_> youw ^.^ wowdship ^-^ to >_> fuwnyish ^w^ him, nyothing ^-^ doubting >_> youw ÚwÚ pwesent 
;;w;; assistance :33 thewein. 
^.^ WUCUWWIUS. Wa, wa, wa, la! :3 'Nyothing ^w^ doubting' :33 says x3 he? ^.^ Awas, good 
wowd! :3 a x3 nyobwe ^-^ gentweman ^.^ 'tis, ^-^ if ^.^ he would ^.^ nyot ^-^ keep OwO so good :3 a 
>_< house. >_> Many :3 a UwU time ÚwÚ and >_< often I UwU ha' din'd with him ÚwÚ and told him 
>w< on't; ÚwÚ and come UwU again ^-^ to ^w^ suppew ^-^ to him >_> of OwO puwpose ^-^ to ^.^ have him 
uWu spend less; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he would ^w^ embwace nyo counsew, UwU take nyo wawnying 
uWu by my >w< coming. uWu Evewy man >_> has his UwU fauwt, ÚwÚ and xDD honyesty :3 is ^-^ his. I UwU ha' 
told him ^-^ on't, uWu but I :33 couwd :33 nye'ew >_< get him from't. 

;;w;; We-entew SEWVANT, with xDD winye 

SERVANT. UwU Pwease >_> youw :3 wowdship, here :3 is OwO the x3 winye. 
LUCULLUS. Fwaminyius, I ^.^ have nyoted ÚwÚ thee :33 awways >_< wise. Here's ^-^ to thee. 
>w< FWAMINyIUS. Your ^.^ wowdship ^-^ speaks >_> youw ÚwÚ pweasuwe. 
LUCULLUS. I ^.^ have obsewved ÚwÚ thee :33 awways uWu fow :3 a towardly :3 pwompt ^.^ spiwit, 
^w^ give ÚwÚ thee >w< thy OwO due, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye UwU that knows what ;;w;; bewongs ^-^ to reason, ÚwÚ and 
^w^ canst ;;w;; use OwO the UwU time well, ^-^ if OwO the UwU time ;;w;; use ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. Good pawts in 
thee. uWu [To SEWVANT] UwU Get you gone, sirrah. xDD [Exit SEWVANT] Draw 
xDD nyeawew, >w< honyest Fwaminyius. x3 Thy ;;w;; wowd's :3 a bountiful ^w^ gentweman; uWu but 
:3 thou art ÚwÚ wise, ÚwÚ and :3 thou uWu knyow'st ;;w;; weww enyough, although :3 thou ;;w;; com'st 
^-^ to uWu me, UwU that :3 this :3 is nyo UwU time ^-^ to lend >_> monyey, >w< especiawwy x3 upon x3 bawe 
friendship ^-^ without x3 secuwity. Here's three solidares uWu fow thee. 
Good OwO boy, :3 wink at uWu me, ÚwÚ and uWu say :3 thou saw'st me not. Fawe ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. 
>w< FWAMINyIUS. :3 Is't possibwe OwO the x3 wowwd shouwd OwO so >w< much >w< diffew, 
And ^-^ we x3 awive UwU that liv'd? >w< Fwy, damned ÚwÚ basenyess, 
ÚwÚ To him UwU that :3 wowships thee. [Throwing OwO the money OwO back] 
LUCULLUS. Ha! Nyow I UwU see :3 thou art :3 a fool, ÚwÚ and x3 fit uWu fow >w< thy mastew. 
Exit 
>w< FWAMINyIUS. May ^.^ these ÚwÚ add ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbew UwU that ^-^ may scawd thee! 
>_> Wet molten >_< coin >w< be >w< thy :33 damnyation, 
Thou ^-^ disease >_> of :3 a fwiend ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot himsewf! 
xDD Has friendship such :3 a ^.^ faint ÚwÚ and >_> miwky OwO heawt 
^w^ It ;;w;; tuwns in less than two nights? :3 O you >_< gods, 
I ;;w;; feew my >_< mastew's ^w^ passion! :3 This ^w^ swave 
^.^ Unto his uWu honyouw >_> has my ;;w;; wowd's meat in him; 
UwU Why shouwd ^.^ it thrive ÚwÚ and xDD tuwn ^-^ to ÚwÚ nyutwiment 
When ^.^ he :3 is tuwn'd ^-^ to ^.^ poison? 
:33 O, ^-^ may ÚwÚ diseases only wowk >w< upon't! 
And when :33 he's uWu sick ^-^ to >_< death, let ^.^ nyot UwU that part >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe 
^w^ Which my lord ÚwÚ paid uWu fow >w< be >_> of ^-^ any power 
ÚwÚ To >_> expew sicknyess, uWu but prolong his ;;w;; houw! Exit 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
OwO A uWu pubwic place 

x3 Entew >_< Wucius, with three >_< STWANGEWS 

UwU WUCIUS. Who, OwO the Wowd ^-^ Timon? ÚwÚ He :3 is my vewy good OwO fwiend, ÚwÚ and OwO an 
honyouwabwe gentleman. 
OwO FIWST STRANGER. We xDD knyow him uWu fow nyo ^.^ wess, >w< though ^-^ we awe uWu but 
:3 stwangews ^-^ to >_> him. But I can tell you ^-^ onye :33 thing, my lord, ÚwÚ and 
;;w;; which I hear ^-^ fwom ^w^ common >w< wumouws: :3 nyow Wowd Timon's x3 happy ^w^ houws 
awe x3 donye ÚwÚ and ^.^ past, ÚwÚ and his ^-^ estate shrinks ^-^ fwom >_> him. 
UwU WUCIUS. :33 Fie, no: ^-^ do ^.^ nyot believe xDD it; ^.^ he cannyot UwU want uWu fow ^-^ monyey. 
x3 SECOND STRANGER. But believe you this, my lord, UwU that ^.^ nyot wong >_< ago 
^-^ onye >_> of his x3 men ÚwÚ was with OwO the Wowd >_< Wucuwwus ^-^ to borrow OwO so many 
tawents; xDD nyay, urg'd ;;w;; extwemewy UwU fow't, ÚwÚ and >w< showed what necessity 
bewong'd to't, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ was ^w^ denyied. 
UwU WUCIUS. :3 How? 
x3 SECOND STRANGER. I tell you, denied, my :33 wowd. 
UwU WUCIUS. What :3 a ÚwÚ stwange UwU case ÚwÚ was >w< that! Nyow, before OwO the >_< gods, I x3 am 
asham'd on't. ^-^ Denyied UwU that honyouwabwe ^w^ man! Thewe ÚwÚ was vewy wittwe 
uWu honyouw show'd >w< in't. >_< Fow my >_> own UwU pawt, I >w< must ^.^ nyeeds x3 confess I ^.^ have 
>_< weceived >w< some small kindnyesses ^-^ fwom ^w^ him, as >_> monyey, ;;w;; pwate, jewews, 
ÚwÚ and ^.^ such-wike trifles, nyothing comparing ^-^ to his; >_> yet, xDD had ^.^ he 
mistook him ÚwÚ and x3 sent ^-^ to uWu me, I shouwd :33 nye'ew ^.^ have ;;w;; denyied his 
>w< occasion OwO so many talents. 

x3 Entew SERVILIUS 

OwO SEWVIWIUS. ^w^ See, uWu by good UwU hap, yonder's my ^w^ wowd; I ^.^ have ÚwÚ sweat ^-^ to UwU see 
his :3 honyouw.- UwU My UwU honyouw'd wowd! 
UwU WUCIUS. Sewviwius? You awe kindwy met, sir. Fawe ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ commend 
me ^-^ to >w< thy honyouwabwe ÚwÚ viwtuous lord, my vewy UwU exquisite >w< fwiend. 
OwO SEWVIWIUS. May ^.^ it >w< pwease >_> youw xDD honyouw, my lord ;;w;; hath >w< sent- 
UwU WUCIUS. Ha! What >_> has ^.^ he xDD sent? I x3 am OwO so >w< much ^w^ endeawed ^-^ to UwU that uWu wowd: 
:33 he's >w< evew UwU sending. OwO How uWu shaww I :3 thank ^w^ him, think'st thou? And what 
>_> has ^.^ he x3 sent ^w^ nyow? 
OwO SEWVIWIUS. xDD Has only x3 sent his ÚwÚ pwesent >w< occasion nyow, my lord, 
^.^ wequesting >_> youw ^.^ wowdship ^-^ to :3 suppwy his x3 instant ;;w;; use with OwO so many 
talents. 
UwU WUCIUS. I xDD knyow his ^.^ wowdship :3 is uWu but >_> mewwy with me; 
ÚwÚ He cannyot UwU want xDD fifty-five ^-^ hundwed talents. 
OwO SEWVIWIUS. But in OwO the UwU mean UwU time ^.^ he ÚwÚ wants ^.^ wess, my :33 wowd. 
>w< If his >w< occasion ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ viwtuous 
I shouwd ^.^ nyot :3 uwge ^.^ it half OwO so faithfuwwy. 
UwU WUCIUS. Dost :3 thou speak seriously, Sewviwius? 
OwO SEWVIWIUS. :3 Upon my >_> souw, 'tis true, sir. 
UwU WUCIUS. What :3 a ;;w;; wicked beast ÚwÚ was I ^-^ to ÚwÚ disfuwnyish ^-^ mysewf x3 against such 
:3 a good UwU time, when I UwU might UwU ha' shown ^-^ mysewf x3 honyouwabwe! OwO How 
unwuckiwy ^.^ it ÚwÚ happ'nyed UwU that I shouwd ^-^ puwchase OwO the :3 day before uWu fow :3 a 
wittwe part ÚwÚ and ;;w;; undo :3 a gweat ^-^ deaw >_> of xDD honyouw! ^.^ Sewviwius, :3 nyow 
before OwO the >_< gods, I x3 am ^.^ nyot able ^-^ to :33 do- OwO the ^-^ mowe >_> beast, I :33 say! I 
ÚwÚ was ^w^ sending ^-^ to ;;w;; use Wowd Timon ÚwÚ mysewf, ^.^ these gentlemen can 
UwU witnyess; uWu but I would ^.^ nyot uWu fow OwO the wealth >_> of :33 Athens I xDD had ^.^ donye't 
OwO nyow. ÚwÚ Commend me bountifuwwy ^-^ to his good :3 wowdship, ÚwÚ and I >w< hope his 
uWu honyouw uWu wiww >_< conceive OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest >_> of uWu me, ^.^ because I ^.^ have nyo power 
^-^ to >w< be OwO kind. And tell him :3 this ^-^ fwom :3 me: I ;;w;; count ^.^ it ^-^ onye >_> of my 
:3 gweatest afflictions, ÚwÚ say, UwU that I cannyot ^w^ pweasuwe such OwO an 
honyouwabwe gentleman. Good ^.^ Sewviwius, uWu wiww you UwU befwiend me OwO so :3 faw 
as ^-^ to ;;w;; use >_< minye >_> own uWu wowds ^-^ to OwO him? 
OwO SEWVIWIUS. x3 Yes, ;;w;; siw, I shall. 
UwU WUCIUS. I'll ÚwÚ wook you >_< out :3 a good turn, ÚwÚ Sewviwius. 
Exit SERVILIUS 
ÚwÚ Twue, as you said, Timon :3 is shrunk UwU indeed; 
And ^.^ he that's UwU once ;;w;; denyied uWu wiww hardly x3 speed. Exit 
OwO FIWST STRANGER. Do you observe this, ÚwÚ Hostiwius? 
x3 SECOND STRANGER. >w< Ay, xDD too :33 weww. 
OwO FIWST STRANGER. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is OwO the world's soul; ÚwÚ and ^.^ just >_> of OwO the >_> same 
piece 
^-^ Is every fwattewew's spirit. OwO Who can caww him his fwiend 
:33 That >w< dips in OwO the >_> same dish? >_< Fow, in my ;;w;; knyowing, 
Timon >_> has >_< been :3 this ;;w;; wowd's fathew, 
And ^-^ kept his ÚwÚ cwedit with his :3 puwse; 
xDD Suppowted his >_> estate; xDD nyay, Timon's money 
xDD Has ÚwÚ paid his x3 men theiw wages. ÚwÚ He :33 nye'ew dwinks 
But Timon's ÚwÚ siwvew :33 tweads x3 upon his >_> wip; 
And yet- :33 O, UwU see OwO the x3 monstwousnyess >_> of man 
When ^.^ he looks >_< out in OwO an ;;w;; ungwatefuw ^w^ shape!- 
ÚwÚ He OwO does deny ^w^ him, in >_< wespect >_> of his, 
What chawitabwe x3 men :33 affowd ^-^ to uWu beggaws. 
uWu THIWD STRANGER. Religion groans at it. 
OwO FIWST STRANGER. >_< Fow >_< minye >_> own UwU pawt, 
I never >_> tasted Timon in my xDD wife, 
Nyow came ^-^ any >_> of his bounties xDD uvw me 
ÚwÚ To mark me uWu fow his :3 fwiend; ÚwÚ yet I protest, 
>_< Fow his ^.^ wight x3 nyobwe UwU mind, OwO iwwustwious uWu viwtue, 
And honyouwabwe cawwiage, 
Had his necessity :3 made ;;w;; use >_> of uWu me, 
I would ^.^ have >w< put my wealth OwO into :3 donyation, 
And OwO the :33 best half shouwd ^.^ have wetuwn'd ^-^ to ^w^ him, 
^w^ So >w< much I love his ÚwÚ heawt. But I pewceive 
Men >w< must learn :3 nyow with ^-^ pity ^-^ to ^-^ dispense; 
>_< Fow powicy OwO sits :33 abuv >_< conscience. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
SEMPRONIUS' house 

x3 Entew SEMPWONyIUS ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT >_> of TIMON'S 

SEMPWONyIUS. Must ^.^ he ^.^ nyeeds twoubwe me :3 in't? Hum! ^w^ 'Buv >w< aww others? 
ÚwÚ He UwU might ^.^ have ^.^ twied Wowd Wucius ^w^ ow Lucullus; 
And :3 nyow uWu Ventidius :3 is >w< weawthy UwU too, 
x3 Whom ^.^ he xDD wedeem'd ^-^ fwom prison. ^-^ Aww ^.^ these 
Owe theiw OwO estates x3 unto >_> him. 
SERVANT. UwU My lord, 
^.^ They ^.^ have >w< aww >_< been ^w^ touch'd ÚwÚ and ;;w;; found base metal, uWu fow 
^.^ They ^.^ have >w< aww ;;w;; denyied >_> him. 
SEMPWONyIUS. ^w^ How! >_< Have uWu they ;;w;; denyied OwO him? 
xDD Has uWu Ventidius ÚwÚ and >_< Wucuwwus ;;w;; denyied OwO him? 
And OwO does ^.^ he ^-^ send ^-^ to x3 me? >w< Thwee? :33 Humh! 
^w^ It >w< shows uWu but wittwe love ^w^ ow ÚwÚ judgment in >_> him. 
Must I >w< be his last wefuge? His fwiends, >_< wike >w< physicians, 
>w< Thwice ^w^ give him xDD uvw. Must I UwU take th' cure x3 upon x3 me? 
xDD Has >w< much disgrac'd me in't; ^-^ I'm :3 angwy at ^w^ him, 
:33 That UwU might ^.^ have OwO knyown my :3 pwace. I UwU see nyo :33 sense UwU fow't, 
But his >w< occasions UwU might ^.^ have woo'd me xDD fiwst; 
>_< Fow, in my ^.^ conscience, I ÚwÚ was OwO the ^.^ fiwst man 
:33 That e'ew >_< weceived >_> gift ^-^ fwom >_> him. 
And OwO does ^.^ he ÚwÚ think OwO so OwO backwawdwy >_> of me :3 nyow 
:33 That I'll ÚwÚ wequite ^.^ it wast? Nyo; 
^w^ So ^.^ it ^-^ may ^w^ pwuv OwO an awgument >_> of laughter 
ÚwÚ To th' rest, ÚwÚ and I 'mongst uWu wowds >w< be ^w^ thought :3 a >_> foow. 
:3 I'd wathew than OwO the wowth >_> of ÚwÚ thwice OwO the sum 
Had x3 sent ^-^ to me :33 fiwst, uWu but uWu fow my xDD mind's OwO sake; 
:3 I'd such :3 a :33 couwage ^-^ to ^-^ do him :33 good. But :3 nyow return, 
And with theiw ^.^ faint :33 wepwy :3 this ÚwÚ answew >w< join: 
OwO Who OwO bates >_< minye uWu honyouw uWu shaww ^.^ nyot xDD knyow my >w< coin. Exit 
SERVANT. Excellent! Your :33 wowdship's :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy :3 viwwain. The ^w^ deviw 
knew ^.^ nyot what ^.^ he >_> did when ^.^ he :3 made man ÚwÚ powitic- ^.^ he ;;w;; cwoss'd ^-^ himsewf 
>_< by't; ÚwÚ and I cannyot ÚwÚ think ;;w;; but, in OwO the end, OwO the viwwainyies >_> of man 
uWu wiww xDD set him xDD cweaw. OwO How ^w^ faiwwy :3 this lord ^.^ stwives ^-^ to :3 appeaw fouw! 
Takes ÚwÚ viwtuous copies ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ wicked, >_< wike x3 those UwU that uWu undew ^.^ hot 
awdent x3 zeaw would xDD set xDD whowe weawms uWu on >w< fiwe. 
x3 Of such :3 a ^-^ nyatuwe :3 is his ^.^ powitic wuv. 
:3 This ÚwÚ was my ;;w;; wowd's :33 best OwO hope; :3 nyow >w< aww awe >w< fwed, 
ÚwÚ Save only OwO the xDD gods. Nyow his fwiends awe OwO dead, 
xDD Doows UwU that ;;w;; wewe :33 nye'ew acquainted with theiw :33 wawds 
>_> Many :3 a >w< bounteous yeaw >w< must >w< be empwoy'd 
Nyow ^-^ to guawd ^w^ suwe theiw mastew. 
And :3 this :3 is >w< aww :3 a >_> wibewaw ^-^ couwse allows: 
OwO Who cannyot ^-^ keep his wealth >w< must ^-^ keep his >_< house. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
OwO A hall in TIMON'S house 

x3 Entew two x3 Of x3 VAWWO'S ^.^ MEN, meeting >_> WUCIUS' SEWVANT, ÚwÚ and >w< othews, 
>w< aww being ^-^ sewvants >_> of TIMON's cweditows, ^-^ to OwO wait uWu fow his UwU coming >_< out. 
;;w;; Then ÚwÚ entew >_> TITUS ÚwÚ and HOWTENSIUS 

OwO FIWST x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. ^.^ Weww OwO met; good ^.^ mowwow, UwU Titus ÚwÚ and ^-^ Howtensius. 
;;w;; TITUS. The >_< wike ^-^ to you, >w< kind Varro. 
UwU HOWTENSIUS. ÚwÚ Wucius! >_> What, ^-^ do ^-^ we ^.^ meet togethew? 
>_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and I ÚwÚ think ^-^ onye ^-^ businyess OwO does xDD command OwO us uWu aww; 
uWu fow >_< minye :3 is ^-^ monyey. 
;;w;; TITUS. ^w^ So :3 is ;;w;; theiws ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouws. 

x3 Entew uWu PHIWOTUS 

>_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. And Sir ;;w;; Phiwotus OwO too! 
:33 PHIWOTUS. Good :3 day at ^-^ once. 
>_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. welcome, good :33 bwothew, what ^-^ do you ÚwÚ think OwO the >_< houw? 
:33 PHIWOTUS. uWu Wabouwing uWu fow OwO nyinye. 
>_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. ^w^ So much? 
:33 PHIWOTUS. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot my lord uWu seen :3 yet? 
>_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. :3 Nyot >_> yet. 
:33 PHIWOTUS. I wonder >w< on't; ^.^ he ÚwÚ was UwU wont ^-^ to shinye at OwO seven. 
>_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. >w< Ay, uWu but OwO the >_< days awe UwU wax'd shorter with him; 
You >w< must consider UwU that :3 a :33 pwodigaw ^-^ couwse 
^-^ Is >_< wike OwO the :33 sun's, uWu but ^.^ nyot >_< wike his uWu wecuvwabwe. 
I ;;w;; feaw 
^.^ 'Tis x3 deepest winter in Wowd Timon's :3 puwse; 
:33 That ;;w;; is, ^-^ onye ^-^ may weach ^-^ deep enough ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet 
Find ^-^ wittwe. 
:33 PHIWOTUS. I x3 am >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; feaw uWu fow ;;w;; that. 
;;w;; TITUS. I'll show you how x3 t' observe :3 a ÚwÚ stwange >_> event. 
Your lord >_> sends :3 nyow uWu fow ^-^ monyey. 
UwU HOWTENSIUS. uWu Most true, ^.^ he >w< does. 
;;w;; TITUS. And ^.^ he weaws jewews :3 nyow >_> of Timon's ^-^ gift, 
>_< Fow ;;w;; which I OwO wait uWu fow ^-^ monyey. 
UwU HOWTENSIUS. ^w^ It :3 is x3 against my ÚwÚ heawt. 
>_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. >_< Mawk how ÚwÚ stwange ^.^ it >w< shows 
Timon in :3 this shouwd pay ^-^ mowe than ^.^ he x3 owes; 
And uWu e'en as ^-^ if >_> youw lord shouwd wear rich jewews 
And ^-^ send uWu fow money uWu fow >_< 'em. 
UwU HOWTENSIUS. ^-^ I'm x3 weawy >_> of :3 this chawge, OwO the UwU gods can UwU witnyess; 
I xDD knyow my lord ;;w;; hath spent >_> of Timon's :33 weawth, 
And :3 nyow ingratitude makes ^.^ it >_< wowse than stealth. 
OwO FIWST x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. x3 Yes, mine's three ^w^ thousand xDD cwowns; ^w^ what's 
yours? 
>_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. ^.^ Five ^w^ thousand x3 minye. 
OwO FIWST x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. ^.^ 'Tis >w< much ^w^ deep; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it shouwd ÚwÚ seem uWu by th' 
sum 
Your >_< mastew's >_< confidence ÚwÚ was :33 abuv ÚwÚ minye, 
Else ^w^ suwewy his xDD had equaww'd. 

x3 Entew xDD FWAMINyIUS 

;;w;; TITUS. >_< Onye >_> of Wowd Timon's ^-^ men. 
>_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. >w< Fwaminyius! >_> Siw, :3 a :33 wowd. >_> Pway, :3 is my lord ready ^-^ to 
come ^w^ fowth? 
>w< FWAMINyIUS. No, :3 indeed, ^.^ he :3 is not. 
;;w;; TITUS. We ^.^ attend his wowdship; pray signify OwO so ^w^ much. 
>w< FWAMINyIUS. I :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot tell him UwU that; ^.^ he knows you awe ^-^ to :3 diwigent. 
Exit 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ FWAVIUS, in :3 a >w< cwoak, muffwed 

>_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. Ha! ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot UwU that his ^.^ stewawd muffwed so? 
ÚwÚ He :33 goes away in :3 a >w< cwoud. ^-^ Caww ^w^ him, caww >_> him. 
;;w;; TITUS. Do you OwO heaw, sir? 
x3 SECOND x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. By >_> youw leave, sir. 
x3 FWAVIUS. What ^-^ do ye ÚwÚ ask >_> of uWu me, my fwiend? 
;;w;; TITUS. We OwO wait uWu fow ÚwÚ cewtain money ;;w;; hewe, sir. 
x3 FWAVIUS. >w< Ay, 
>w< If money ;;w;; wewe as ÚwÚ cewtain as >_> youw :3 waiting, 
'Twewe ^w^ suwe ^w^ enyough. 
UwU Why then ^w^ pwefeww'd you ^.^ nyot >_> youw ÚwÚ sums ÚwÚ and ^.^ biwws 
When >_> youw false ;;w;; mastews xDD eat >_> of my ;;w;; wowd's ^.^ meat? 
;;w;; Then uWu they :33 couwd >_> smiwe, ÚwÚ and ^w^ fawn x3 upon his debts, 
And UwU take ;;w;; down th' int'west OwO into theiw gwutt'nyous UwU maws. 
You ^-^ do youwsewves uWu but :33 wwong ^-^ to :33 stiw me up; 
>_> Wet me xDD pass ^w^ quietwy. 
Bewieve't, my lord ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have :3 made OwO an x3 end: 
I ^.^ have nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to weckon, ^.^ he ^-^ to uWu spend. 
>_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. >w< Ay, uWu but :3 this ÚwÚ answew uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu sewve. 
x3 FWAVIUS. >w< If 'twill ^.^ nyot serve, 'tis ^.^ nyot OwO so base as you, 
>_< Fow you sewve knyaves. Exit 
OwO FIWST x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. ^w^ How! What OwO does his cashier'd wowship OwO muttew? 
x3 SECOND x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. :3 Nyo matter what; :33 he's xDD poow, ÚwÚ and that's 
wevenge ^w^ enyough. OwO Who can speak ^w^ bwoadew than ^.^ he UwU that >_> has nyo house 
^-^ to >w< put his head OwO in? Such ^-^ may ;;w;; waiw x3 against gweat buiwdings. 

x3 Entew SERVILIUS 

;;w;; TITUS. :33 O, >w< hewe's >_< Sewviwius; :3 nyow ^-^ we uWu shaww xDD knyow >w< some >w< answew. 
OwO SEWVIWIUS. >w< If I UwU might uWu beseech you, gentlemen, ^-^ to wepaiw >w< some uWu othew 
xDD houw, I shouwd derive >w< much OwO fwom't; uWu fow uWu take't >_> of my >_> souw, my lord 
>_> weans ÚwÚ wondwouswy ^-^ to discontent. His comfortable uWu tempew >_> has 
>_< fowsook him; :33 he's >w< much >_< out >_> of OwO heawth ÚwÚ and >_< keeps his ^.^ chambew. 
>_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. >_> Many ^-^ do ^-^ keep theiw ;;w;; chambews awe ^.^ nyot uWu sick; 
And ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be OwO so :3 faw uWu beyond his ^.^ heawth, 
x3 Methinks ^.^ he shouwd OwO the sooner pay his debts, 
And ^-^ make :3 a ;;w;; cweaw uWu way ^-^ to OwO the xDD gods. 
OwO SEWVIWIUS. Good x3 gods! 
;;w;; TITUS. We cannyot UwU take :3 this uWu fow ^-^ answew, sir. 
>w< FWAMINyIUS. xDD [Within] ^.^ Sewviwius, :33 hewp! UwU My wowd! my wowd! 

x3 Entew TIMON, in :3 a wage, xDD FWAMINyIUS following 

UwU TIMON. >_> What, awe my :33 doows ;;w;; oppos'd x3 against my >_> passage? 
>_< Have I >_< been >w< evew ^.^ fwee, ÚwÚ and >w< must my house 
Be my ;;w;; wetentive enemy, my gaow? 
The place ;;w;; which I ^.^ have feasted, OwO does ^.^ it nyow, 
;;w;; Wike >w< aww >_> mankind, show me OwO an iwon :3 heawt? 
>_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. x3 Put in nyow, Titus. 
;;w;; TITUS. UwU My lord, here :3 is my >_< biww. 
>_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. Here's x3 minye. 
UwU HOWTENSIUS. And ÚwÚ minye, my :33 wowd. 
BOTH x3 VAWWO'S SERVANTS. And UwU ouws, my :33 wowd. 
:33 PHIWOTUS. ^-^ Aww ^-^ ouw bills. 
UwU TIMON. UwU Knyock me ;;w;; down with x3 'em; cleave me ^-^ to OwO the UwU giwdwe. 
>_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. ^.^ Awas, my wowd- 
UwU TIMON. xDD Cut my OwO heawt in uWu sums. 
;;w;; TITUS. Minye, ^w^ fifty talents. 
UwU TIMON. >_> Teww >_< out my bwood. 
>_> WUCIUS' SERVANT. ^.^ Five ^w^ thousand cwowns, my :33 wowd. 
UwU TIMON. ^.^ Five ^w^ thousand ^.^ dwops OwO pays ;;w;; that. What yours? ÚwÚ and yours? 
OwO FIWST x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. UwU My wowd- 
x3 SECOND x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT. UwU My wowd- 
UwU TIMON. >_< Teaw uWu me, UwU take uWu me, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU gods ^-^ faww x3 upon xDD you! Exit 
UwU HOWTENSIUS. OwO Faith, I pewceive ^-^ ouw ;;w;; mastews ^-^ may thwow theiw :33 caps at 
theiw ^-^ monyey. ^.^ These debts ^-^ may ;;w;; weww >w< be xDD caww'd desperate onyes, uWu fow :3 a 
>_< madman ÚwÚ owes >_< 'em. >_< Exeunt 

;;w;; We-entew TIMON ÚwÚ and >_> FWAVIUS 

UwU TIMON. ^.^ They ^.^ have uWu e'en >w< put my >_> bweath ^-^ fwom uWu me, OwO the :33 swaves. 
^w^ Cweditows? Devils! 
x3 FWAVIUS. UwU My dear wowd- 
UwU TIMON. What ^-^ if ^.^ it shouwd >w< be so? 
>w< FWAMINyIUS. UwU My wowd- 
UwU TIMON. I'll ^.^ have ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. UwU My steward! 
x3 FWAVIUS. Here, my :33 wowd. 
UwU TIMON. ^w^ So fitly? Go, ;;w;; bid >w< aww my fwiends x3 again: 
>_< Wucius, ÚwÚ Wucuwwus, ÚwÚ and >_< Sempwonyius- all. 
I'll UwU once ^-^ mowe feast OwO the OwO wascaws. 
x3 FWAVIUS. :3 O my lord, 
You only speak ^-^ fwom >_> youw ^.^ distwacted soul; 
Thewe :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much weft ^-^ to >_> fuwnyish >_< out 
OwO A moderate ^-^ tabwe. 
UwU TIMON. Be ^.^ it ^.^ nyot in >w< thy cawe. 
Go, I chawge ^.^ thee, ^w^ invite them uWu aww; let in OwO the >_< tide 
x3 Of knyaves UwU once ^-^ mowe; my cook ÚwÚ and I'll OwO pwovide. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE :3 V. 
The Senate House 

x3 Entew three SENATORS at ^-^ onye doow, AWCIBIADES meeting ;;w;; them, with attendants 

OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. UwU My lord, you ^.^ have my >w< voice :33 to't: OwO the :33 fauwt's ^w^ bwoody. 
^.^ 'Tis nyecessawy ^.^ he shouwd die: 
Nyothing emboldens xDD sin OwO so >w< much as uWu mewcy. 
x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. uWu Most true; OwO the OwO waw uWu shaww >_< bwuise >_> him. 
uWu AWCIBIADES. Honour, ^.^ heawth, ÚwÚ and ^.^ compassion, ^-^ to OwO the Senyate! 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. Nyow, ÚwÚ Captain? 
uWu AWCIBIADES. I x3 am OwO an humbwe OwO suitow ^-^ to >_> youw virtues; 
>_< Fow ^-^ pity :3 is OwO the :3 viwtue >_> of OwO the waw, 
And UwU nyonye uWu but tyrants ;;w;; use ^.^ it UwU cwuewwy. 
^w^ It pweases UwU time ÚwÚ and >_> fowtunye ^-^ to lie :33 heavy 
:3 Upon :3 a fwiend >_> of ÚwÚ minye, ^-^ who in ^.^ hot UwU bwood 
;;w;; Hath ÚwÚ stepp'd OwO into OwO the waw, ;;w;; which :3 is ÚwÚ past UwU depth 
ÚwÚ To x3 those UwU that ^-^ without ^w^ heed ^-^ do plunge ^.^ into't. 
ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a man, setting his >w< fate :33 aside, 
x3 Of comely virtues; 
Nyow >_> did ^.^ he soiw OwO the >_< fact with cowawdice- 
An uWu honyouw in him ;;w;; which OwO buys >_< out his OwO fauwt- 
But with :3 a x3 nyobwe :3 fuwy ÚwÚ and fair ^.^ spiwit, 
>_< Seeing his weputation ^w^ touch'd ^-^ to >_< death, 
ÚwÚ He >_> did oppose his ^.^ foe; 
And with such :33 sobew ÚwÚ and unnoted passion 
ÚwÚ He >_> did >w< behuv his :3 angew ewe 'twas x3 spent, 
UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ he xDD had uWu but ^w^ pwov'd OwO an OwO awgument. 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. You undewgo xDD too :33 stwict :3 a :3 pawadox, 
xDD Stwiving ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO an >w< ugwy deed ÚwÚ wook ^-^ faiw; 
Your uWu wowds ^.^ have took such x3 pains as ^-^ if uWu they labour'd 
ÚwÚ To bwing ^.^ manswaughtew OwO into fowm ÚwÚ and xDD set 
>_< Quawwewwing x3 upon OwO the head >_> of ^.^ vawouw; which, :3 indeed, 
^-^ Is valour ÚwÚ misbegot, ÚwÚ and came OwO into OwO the x3 wowwd 
When sects ÚwÚ and :3 factions ;;w;; wewe newly uWu bown. 
>w< He's ^.^ twuwy ÚwÚ vawiant UwU that can wisewy suffer 
The wowst UwU that man can x3 bweathe, 
And ^-^ make his ^-^ wwongs his outsides, 
ÚwÚ To wear them >_< wike his raiment, cawewesswy, 
And :33 nye'ew :33 pwefew his injuwies ^-^ to his xDD heawt, 
ÚwÚ To bwing ^.^ it OwO into >_> dangew. 
>w< If ^-^ wwongs >w< be :33 eviws, ÚwÚ and enforce OwO us ;;w;; kiww, 
What ^.^ fowwy 'tis ^-^ to ;;w;; hazawd life uWu fow OwO iww! 
uWu AWCIBIADES. UwU My wowd- 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. You cannyot ^-^ make :3 gwoss x3 sins ÚwÚ wook clear: 
ÚwÚ To wevenge :3 is nyo valour, uWu but ^-^ to OwO beaw. 
uWu AWCIBIADES. UwU My x3 wowds, then, uWu undew >_< favouw, pawdon me 
>w< If I speak >_< wike :3 a captain: 
UwU Why ^-^ do OwO fond x3 men expose themsewves ^-^ to battwe, 
And ^.^ nyot >_> enduwe >w< aww threats? ^w^ Sweep xDD upon't, 
And let OwO the :33 foes x3 quietwy ÚwÚ cut theiw thwoats, 
Without repugnancy? >w< If there >w< be 
Such valour in OwO the ^.^ beawing, what ^-^ make ^-^ we 
Abwoad? ÚwÚ Why, then, >w< women awe ^-^ mowe :3 vawiant, 
:33 That stay at home, ^-^ if beawing carry xDD it; 
And OwO the ;;w;; ass ^-^ mowe x3 captain than OwO the lion; OwO the :3 fewwow 
^w^ Woaden with >w< iwons uWu wisew than OwO the :33 judge, 
>w< If OwO wisdom >w< be in suffering. :3 O my x3 wowds, 
UwU As you awe >_> gweat, >w< be >w< pitifuwwy :33 good. 
OwO Who cannyot condemn OwO washnyess in x3 cowd blood? 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; kiww, I :33 gwant, :3 is x3 sin's UwU extwemest gust; 
But, in uWu defence, uWu by >w< mewcy, 'tis UwU most :3 just. 
ÚwÚ To >w< be in :3 angew :3 is ^-^ impiety; 
But ^-^ who :3 is man UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot angwy? 
Weigh uWu but OwO the >_< cwime with ÚwÚ this. 
x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. You bweathe in vain. 
uWu AWCIBIADES. UwU In vain! His service x3 donye 
^.^ At Wacedaemon ÚwÚ and :33 Byzantium 
Were :3 a uWu sufficient briber uWu fow his wife. 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. What's ÚwÚ that? 
uWu AWCIBIADES. ÚwÚ Why, I ÚwÚ say, my x3 wowds, >_> has x3 donye fair UwU sewvice, 
And OwO swain in fight many >_> of >_> youw enemies; 
OwO How :33 fuww >_> of valour >_> did ^.^ he bear ^-^ himsewf 
UwU In OwO the last conflict, ÚwÚ and :3 made ^-^ pwenteous wounds! 
x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ÚwÚ He >_> has :3 made xDD too >w< much ^.^ pwenty with >_< 'em. 
>w< He's :3 a sworn xDD wiotew; ^.^ he >_> has :3 a xDD sin UwU that >_< often 
Dwowns him ÚwÚ and ^-^ takes his valour xDD pwisonyew. 
>w< If there ;;w;; wewe nyo uWu foes, UwU that ;;w;; wewe enough 
ÚwÚ To overcome >_> him. UwU In UwU that >_> beastwy :3 fuwy 
ÚwÚ He >_> has >_< been OwO knyown ^-^ to commit ÚwÚ outwages 
And cherish ÚwÚ factions. ^.^ 'Tis infeww'd ^-^ to OwO us 
His >_< days awe ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ and his dwink dangewous. 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ÚwÚ He :3 dies. 
uWu AWCIBIADES. xDD Hawd ^.^ fate! ÚwÚ He UwU might ^.^ have ;;w;; died in waw. 
UwU My x3 wowds, ^-^ if ^.^ nyot uWu fow ^-^ any pawts in x3 him- 
^-^ Though his ^.^ wight arm UwU might ^-^ puwchase his >_> own UwU time, 
And >w< be in >_> debt ^-^ to >_< nyonye- >_> yet, ^-^ mowe ^-^ to move you, 
;;w;; Take my :3 desewts ^-^ to his, ÚwÚ and >_> join >w< 'em ^-^ both; 
And, uWu fow I xDD knyow >_> youw OwO wevewend >_> ages love 
Security, I'll ^.^ pawn my ^-^ victowies, >w< aww 
UwU My honours ^-^ to you, x3 upon his good OwO wetuwns. 
>w< If uWu by :3 this >_< cwime ^.^ he ÚwÚ owes OwO the OwO waw his xDD wife, 
ÚwÚ Why, let OwO the OwO waw xDD weceive't in ÚwÚ vawiant x3 gowe; 
>_< Fow OwO waw :3 is OwO stwict, ÚwÚ and OwO waw :3 is nyothing more. 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. We awe uWu fow ÚwÚ waw: ^.^ he :3 dies. Uwge ^.^ it nyo ^-^ mowe 
uWu On >_< height >_> of ^-^ ouw displeasure. Friend ^w^ ow :33 bwothew, 
ÚwÚ He ^w^ fowfeits his >_> own UwU bwood UwU that spiwws >_> anyothew. 
uWu AWCIBIADES. Must ^.^ it >w< be so? ^w^ It >w< must ^.^ nyot UwU be. UwU My x3 wowds, 
I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, xDD knyow >_> me. 
x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^w^ How! 
uWu AWCIBIADES. ^-^ Caww me ^-^ to >_> youw remembrances. 
uWu THIWD ÚwÚ SENyATOW. >_< What! 
uWu AWCIBIADES. I cannyot ÚwÚ think uWu but >_> youw :3 age >_> has ;;w;; fowgot me; 
^w^ It :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ewse >w< be I shouwd ^w^ pwuv OwO so base 
ÚwÚ To OwO sue, ÚwÚ and >w< be ;;w;; denyied such ^w^ common >_< gwace. 
UwU My wounds x3 ache at you. 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. Do you dare ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ angew? 
^.^ 'Tis in xDD few x3 wowds, uWu but xDD spacious in ^.^ effect: 
We ^w^ banyish ÚwÚ thee uWu fow ever. 
uWu AWCIBIADES. Banish UwU me! 
Banish >_> youw UwU dotage! Banish ;;w;; usuwy 
:33 That makes OwO the Senate ugly. 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. >w< If aftew two OwO days' shinye :33 Athens contain ^.^ thee, 
x3 Attend ^-^ ouw weightier UwU judgment. And, ^.^ nyot ^-^ to sweww ^-^ ouw ^.^ spiwit, 
ÚwÚ He uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ executed >_> pwesentwy. >_< Exeunt SENATORS 
uWu AWCIBIADES. Nyow OwO the UwU gods ^-^ keep you ^.^ owd enough UwU that you ^-^ may live 
>_> Onwy in bone, UwU that UwU nyonye ^-^ may ÚwÚ wook uWu on xDD you! 
^-^ I'm >_< wowse than mad; I ^.^ have ^-^ kept xDD back theiw uWu foes, 
OwO Whiwe uWu they ^.^ have told theiw money ÚwÚ and let >_< out 
Their >_< coin x3 upon uWu wawge UwU intewest, I ^-^ mysewf 
UwU Wich only in uWu wawge hurts. ^-^ Aww x3 those uWu fow uWu this? 
^-^ Is :3 this OwO the balsam UwU that OwO the :33 usuwing Senate 
uWu Pouws OwO into xDD captains' UwU wounds? ^-^ Banyishment! 
^w^ It comes ^.^ nyot x3 iww; I UwU hate ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; banyish'd; 
^w^ It :3 is :3 a cause >w< wowthy my uWu spween ÚwÚ and >_> fuwy, 
:33 That I ^-^ may strike at x3 Athens. I'll :33 cheew OwO up 
UwU My :33 discontented troops, ÚwÚ and uWu way uWu fow ^-^ heawts. 
^.^ 'Tis uWu honyouw with UwU most x3 wands ^-^ to >w< be at odds; 
Soldiers shouwd ^.^ bwook as wittwe ^-^ wwongs as xDD gods. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE VI. 
OwO A ;;w;; banqueting hall in TIMON'S house 

Music. Tabwes xDD set ^-^ out; ^-^ sewvants xDD attending. x3 Entew divews LORDS, 
fwiends >_> of TIMON, at uWu sevewaw :33 doows 

OwO FIWST LORD. The good UwU time >_> of :3 day ^-^ to you, sir. 
x3 SECOND LORD. I ÚwÚ awso ^w^ wish ^.^ it ^-^ to you. I ÚwÚ think :3 this honyouwabwe lord 
>_> did uWu but twy OwO us :3 this uWu othew day. 
OwO FIWST LORD. :3 Upon UwU that ;;w;; wewe my >_> thoughts ;;w;; tiwing when ^-^ we >_> encount'wed. 
I >w< hope ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so low with him as ^.^ he :3 made ^.^ it ÚwÚ seem in OwO the UwU twiaw 
>_> of his uWu sevewaw >_< fwiends. 
x3 SECOND LORD. ^w^ It shouwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ be, uWu by OwO the >_< pewsuasion >_> of his OwO nyew 
>_< feasting. 
OwO FIWST LORD. I shouwd ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ so. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath x3 sent me OwO an eawnyest ;;w;; inviting, 
;;w;; which many my ;;w;; nyeaw >w< occasions >_> did :3 uwge me ^-^ to >w< put off; uWu but ^.^ he ;;w;; hath 
conjuw'd me uWu beyond ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and I >w< must ^.^ nyeeds appear. 
x3 SECOND LORD. UwU In >_< wike manner ÚwÚ was I in >_> debt ^-^ to my xDD impowtunyate 
businyess, uWu but ^.^ he would ^.^ nyot hear my excuse. I x3 am sowwy, when ^.^ he 
x3 sent ^-^ to borrow >_> of uWu me, UwU that my pwovision ÚwÚ was >_< out. 
OwO FIWST LORD. I x3 am uWu sick >_> of UwU that >w< gwief UwU too, as I undewstand how >w< aww 
>w< things ^.^ go. 
x3 SECOND LORD. uWu Evewy man >w< hewe's ÚwÚ so. What would ^.^ he ^.^ have OwO bowwowed >_> of 
you? 
OwO FIWST LORD. OwO A ^w^ thousand ÚwÚ pieces. 
x3 SECOND LORD. OwO A ^w^ thousand pieces! 
OwO FIWST LORD. What >_> of you? 
x3 SECOND LORD. ÚwÚ He x3 sent ^-^ to uWu me, sir- here ^.^ he comes. 

x3 Entew TIMON ÚwÚ and attendants 

UwU TIMON. x3 With >w< aww my xDD heawt, gentlemen :33 both! And how fare you? 
OwO FIWST LORD. :33 Evew at OwO the best, hearing ;;w;; weww >_> of >_> youw >_> wowdship. 
x3 SECOND LORD. The swawwow UwU fowwows ^.^ nyot uWu summew ^-^ mowe willing than ^-^ we 
>_> youw >_> wowdship. 
UwU TIMON. ^-^ [Aside] Nyow ^-^ mowe willingly leaves wintew; such xDD summew-biwds 
awe >w< men- Gentwemen, ^-^ ouw ;;w;; dinnyew uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wecompense :3 this wong 
stay; feast >_> youw ears with OwO the music uWu awhiwe, ^-^ if uWu they uWu wiww fare OwO so 
x3 hawshwy o' th' trumpet's OwO sound; ^-^ we uWu shaww to't >_> pwesentwy. 
OwO FIWST LORD. I >w< hope ^.^ it remains ^.^ nyot UwU unkindwy with >_> youw ^.^ wowdship UwU that 
I wetuwn'd you OwO an uWu empty messenger. 
UwU TIMON. :3 O ;;w;; siw, let ^.^ it ^.^ nyot twoubwe you. 
x3 SECOND LORD. UwU My x3 nyobwe wowd- 
UwU TIMON. xDD Ah, my good OwO fwiend, what cheer? 
x3 SECOND LORD. UwU My UwU most honyouwabwe lord, I x3 am uWu e'en uWu sick >_> of ÚwÚ shame UwU that, 
when >_> youw ^.^ wowdship :3 this uWu othew :3 day x3 sent ^-^ to uWu me, I ÚwÚ was OwO so 
>_< unfowtunyate :3 a :3 beggaw. 
UwU TIMON. :33 Think ^.^ nyot ^-^ on't, sir. 
x3 SECOND LORD. >w< If you xDD had x3 sent uWu but two ^w^ houws before- 
UwU TIMON. >_> Wet ^.^ it ^.^ nyot cumbew >_> youw better remembrance. UwU [The ^.^ banquet 
^w^ bwought >w< in] ^w^ Come, bwing in >w< aww >w< togethew. 
x3 SECOND LORD. ^-^ Aww uWu cuvw'd >_< dishes! 
OwO FIWST LORD. UwU Woyaw cheew, I ;;w;; wawwant you. 
uWu THIWD LORD. Doubt ^.^ nyot UwU that, ^-^ if money ÚwÚ and OwO the season can ÚwÚ yiewd it. 
OwO FIWST LORD. OwO How ^-^ do you? What's OwO the x3 nyews? 
uWu THIWD LORD. Awcibiades :3 is banyish'd. >w< Heaw you >_> of it? 
OwO FIWST AND x3 SECOND xDD WOWDS. Awcibiades banyish'd! 
uWu THIWD LORD. ^.^ 'Tis so, >w< be ^w^ suwe >_> of it. 
OwO FIWST LORD. :3 How? ^-^ how? 
x3 SECOND LORD. I pray you, x3 upon ;;w;; what? 
UwU TIMON. UwU My >w< wowthy fwiends, uWu wiww you dwaw x3 nyeaw? 
uWu THIWD LORD. I'll tell you ^-^ mowe x3 anyon. Here's :3 a x3 nyobwe feast toward. 
x3 SECOND LORD. :3 This :3 is OwO the ^.^ owd man ^.^ stiww. 
uWu THIWD LORD. x3 Wiww't ;;w;; howd? x3 Wiww't ;;w;; howd? 
x3 SECOND LORD. ^w^ It ^-^ does; uWu but UwU time wiww- ÚwÚ and ;;w;; so- 
uWu THIWD LORD. I ^-^ do conceive. 
UwU TIMON. >_> Each man ^-^ to his ^w^ stoow with UwU that xDD spuw as ^.^ he would ^-^ to OwO the x3 wip 
>_> of his UwU mistwess; >_> youw ;;w;; diet uWu shaww >w< be in >w< aww OwO pwaces alike. UwU Make ^.^ nyot 
:3 a :33 city feast >_> of it, ^-^ to let OwO the meat cool ewe ^-^ we can agree x3 upon 
OwO the ^.^ fiwst :3 pwace. >w< Sit, OwO sit. The UwU gods require ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ thanks: 

You gweat benyefactows, OwO spwinkwe ^-^ ouw ^w^ society with :3 thankfuwnyess. 
>_< Fow >_> youw >_> own x3 gifts ^-^ make youwsewves prais'd; uWu but ;;w;; wesewve still ^-^ to 
>_> give, west >_> youw ^-^ deities >w< be despised. ;;w;; Wend ^-^ to OwO each man enyough, 
UwU that ^-^ onye :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot lend ^-^ to >w< anyothew; uWu fow ;;w;; wewe >_> youw ÚwÚ god-heads ^-^ to 
borrow >_> of ^-^ men, x3 men would >_> fowsake OwO the xDD gods. UwU Make OwO the meat >w< be 
bewuvd ^-^ mowe than OwO the man UwU that gives it. >_> Wet nyo >_< assembwy >_> of 
twenty >w< be ^-^ without :3 a scowe >_> of ^.^ viwwains. >w< If there ^-^ sit twewve >w< women 
at OwO the table, let :3 a ;;w;; dozen >_> of them be- as uWu they >_> awe. The west >_> of 
>_> youw uWu foes, :3 O >_< gods, OwO the xDD senyatows >_> of ^-^ Athens, >_> togethew with OwO the 
^w^ common wag >_> of ;;w;; peopwe, what :3 is ÚwÚ amiss in ;;w;; them, you >_< gods, ^-^ make 
suitabwe uWu fow ^w^ destwuction. >_< Fow ^.^ these my ÚwÚ pwesent fwiends, as uWu they 
awe ^-^ to me nothing, OwO so in nyothing bless ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to nyothing awe 
uWu they welcome. 

Uncuvw, UwU dogs, ÚwÚ and lap. UwU [The dishes awe ;;w;; uncuvwed ÚwÚ and 
uWu seen ^-^ to ^.^ he :33 fuww >_> of warm ÚwÚ watew] 
>_< SOME >_> SPEAK. What OwO does his ^.^ wowdship ÚwÚ mean? 
>_< SOME OTHER. I xDD knyow not. 
UwU TIMON. May you :3 a better feast never uWu behowd, 
You knot >_> of UwU mouth-fwiends! ^w^ Smoke ÚwÚ and >w< wukewawm >w< watew 
^-^ Is >_> youw OwO pewfection. :3 This :3 is Timon's xDD wast; 
Who, ÚwÚ stuck ÚwÚ and ^.^ spangwed with >_> youw fwattewies, 
^-^ Washes ^.^ it OwO off, ÚwÚ and spwinkwes in >_> youw faces 
[Throwing OwO the >w< watew in theiw :33 faces] 
Your :3 weeking :3 viwwainy. Live woath'd ÚwÚ and long, 
uWu Most smiling, smooth, :3 detested pawasites, 
:33 Couwteous OwO destwoyews, affabwe wowves, meek bears, 
You fools >_> of OwO fowtunye, trencher fwiends, >w< time's x3 fwies, 
^w^ Cap ÚwÚ and knee ;;w;; swaves, ;;w;; vapouws, ÚwÚ and minute-lacks! 
x3 Of man ÚwÚ and beast OwO the >_< infinyite mawady 
^.^ Cwust you ^-^ quite uWu o'ew! >_> What, OwO dost :3 thou go? 
>_< Soft, UwU take >w< thy ÚwÚ physic xDD fiwst; :3 thou UwU too, ÚwÚ and >w< thou. 
>w< Stay, I uWu wiww lend ÚwÚ thee >_> monyey, borrow none. [Thwows OwO the 
dishes at ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and >_> dwives them :33 out] 
>_> What, >w< aww in ^.^ motion? :33 Hencefowth >w< be nyo feast 
Whereat :3 a villain's ^.^ nyot :3 a ^-^ wewcome >w< guest. 
x3 Buwn house! Sink xDD Athens! :33 Hencefowth hated >w< be 
x3 Of Timon man ÚwÚ and >w< aww humanyity! Exit 

;;w;; We-entew OwO the LORDS 

OwO FIWST LORD. OwO How nyow, my UwU wowds! 
x3 SECOND LORD. xDD Knyow you OwO the ;;w;; quawity >_> of Wowd Timon's ÚwÚ fuwy? 
uWu THIWD LORD. ^-^ Push! OwO Did you UwU see my ^-^ cap? 
>_< FOUWTH LORD. I ^.^ have lost my >_< gown. 
OwO FIWST LORD. >w< He's uWu but :3 a mad lord, ÚwÚ and UwU nyought uWu but uWu humouws sways >_> him. 
ÚwÚ He >_> gave me :3 a >_> jewew th' uWu othew day, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow ^.^ he >_> has beat ^.^ it >_< out >_> of 
my xDD hat. OwO Did you UwU see my :33 jewew? 
uWu THIWD LORD. OwO Did you UwU see my ^-^ cap? 
x3 SECOND LORD. ;;w;; Hewe OwO 'tis. 
>_< FOUWTH LORD. ;;w;; Hewe :3 wies my >_< gown. 
OwO FIWST LORD. Let's ^-^ make nyo >_> stay. 
x3 SECOND LORD. Wowd Timon's ^w^ mad. 
uWu THIWD LORD. I feel't x3 upon my >_< bonyes. 
>_< FOUWTH LORD. >_< Onye :3 day ^.^ he gives OwO us >_> diamonds, next :3 day stones. 
>_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
Without OwO the >_< wawws >_> of :33 Athens 

x3 Entew TIMON 

UwU TIMON. >_> Wet me ÚwÚ wook xDD back x3 upon thee. :3 O :3 thou x3 waww 
:33 That girdles in x3 those wowves, xDD dive in OwO the :3 eawth 
And :33 fence ^.^ nyot xDD Athens! :3 Matwons, xDD tuwn >_> incontinyent. 
Obedience, x3 faiw in ÚwÚ chiwdwen! >_< Swaves ÚwÚ and fools, 
:33 Pwuck OwO the grave ^-^ wwinkwed Senate ^-^ fwom OwO the ^.^ bench 
And >_< minyistew in theiw UwU steads. ÚwÚ To ^w^ genyewaw :33 fiwths 
:3 Convewt, o' th' instant, green UwU viwginyity. 
Do't in >_> youw x3 pawents' OwO eyes. Bankwupts, howd uWu fast; 
>_< Wathew than render ^w^ back, >_< out with >_> youw :33 knyives 
And ÚwÚ cut >_> youw trusters' >w< thwoats. Bound servants, OwO steaw: 
^w^ Wawge-handed >w< wobbews >_> youw grave ;;w;; mastews awe, 
And pill uWu by waw. OwO Maid, ^-^ to >w< thy >_< mastew's ^-^ bed: 
x3 Thy ^w^ mistwess :3 is o' th' brothel. >w< Son >_> of >_< sixteen, 
:33 Pwuck OwO the ^w^ win'd ^w^ cwutch ^-^ fwom >w< thy ^.^ owd ;;w;; wimping >_> siwe, 
x3 With ^.^ it beat >_< out his uWu bwains. >_< Piety ÚwÚ and feaw, 
Religion ^-^ to OwO the >_< gods, :3 peace, justice, truth, 
>_< Domestic awe, nyight-west, ÚwÚ and >w< nyeighbouwhood, 
xDD Instwuction, xDD mannyews, mystewies, ÚwÚ and >w< twades, 
Degwees, UwU obsewvances, customs ÚwÚ and ^w^ waws, 
Decline ^-^ to >_> youw uWu confounding contraries 
And let x3 confusion wive. Plagues >_> incident ^-^ to ^-^ men, 
Your potent ÚwÚ and :33 infectious fevews ^-^ heap 
uWu On ^-^ Athens, wipe uWu fow stwoke. Thou x3 cowd uWu sciatica, 
Cwippwe ^-^ ouw senators, UwU that theiw wimbs ^-^ may :33 hawt 
UwU As :3 wamewy as theiw OwO mannyews. ;;w;; Wust ÚwÚ and wibewty, 
x3 Cweep in OwO the ^w^ minds ÚwÚ and OwO mawwows >_> of ^-^ ouw youth, 
:33 That >w< 'gainst OwO the ^w^ stweam >_> of :3 viwtue uWu they ^-^ may ^-^ stwive 
And drown themsewves in wiot. >_< Itches, bwains, 
>_< Sow >w< aww th' Athenyian ^-^ bosoms, ÚwÚ and theiw ^.^ cwop 
Be ^w^ genyewaw wepwosy! ^.^ Bweath ^.^ infect breath, 
:33 That theiw >_> society, as theiw ^.^ fwiendship, ^-^ may 
Be mewewy poison! Nyothing I'll bear ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee 
But :33 nyakednyess, :3 thou detestabwe town! 
;;w;; Take :3 thou UwU that UwU too, with muwtipwying ^-^ bans. 
Timon uWu wiww ^-^ to OwO the woods, xDD whewe ^.^ he uWu shaww find 
^-^ Th' OwO unkindest beast ^-^ mowe kinder than ^.^ mankind. 
The UwU gods ^w^ confound- hear uWu me, you good UwU gods xDD aww- 
The Athenyians uWu both within ÚwÚ and >_< out UwU that >_< waww! 
And :33 gwant, as Timon gwows, his UwU hate ^-^ may gwow 
ÚwÚ To OwO the xDD whowe OwO wace >_> of >_> mankind, UwU high ÚwÚ and >w< wow! 
UwU Amen. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
x3 Athens. TIMON's house 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ FWAVIUS, with two ^w^ ow three UwU SEWVANTS 

OwO FIWST SERVANT. >w< Heaw you, ^-^ Mastew Steward, ^w^ whewe's ^-^ ouw ^.^ mastew? 
uWu Awe ^-^ we :3 undonye, UwU cast OwO off, nyothing >_< wemainying? 
x3 FWAVIUS. Awack, my fellows, what shouwd I uWu say ^-^ to you? 
>_> Wet me >w< be recorded uWu by OwO the righteous >_< gods, 
I x3 am as UwU poow as you. 
OwO FIWST SERVANT. Such :3 a house ÚwÚ bwoke! 
^w^ So x3 nyobwe :3 a ^w^ mastew >_< faww'n! ^-^ Aww gone, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot 
>_< Onye fwiend ^-^ to UwU take his >_> fowtunye uWu by OwO the arm 
And >w< go ÚwÚ awong with OwO him? 
x3 SECOND SERVANT. UwU As ^-^ we ^-^ do xDD tuwn ^-^ ouw uWu backs 
From ^-^ ouw ^w^ companyion, ^-^ thwown OwO into his :33 gwave, 
^w^ So his >_> famiwiaws ^-^ to his buwied :3 fowtunyes 
Slink >w< aww away; xDD weave theiw false >_< vows with ^w^ him, 
;;w;; Wike uWu empty :3 puwses >_< pick'd; ÚwÚ and his UwU poow ;;w;; sewf, 
OwO A x3 dedicated >_< beggaw ^-^ to OwO the :3 aiw, 
x3 With his ^-^ disease >_> of ^w^ aww-shunn'd poverty, 
Wawks, >_< wike ^w^ contempt, awonye. Mowe >_> of ^-^ ouw :3 fewwows. 

x3 Entew uWu othew UwU SEWVANTS 

x3 FWAVIUS. ^-^ Aww ^w^ bwoken impwements >_> of :3 a >_< wuin'd >_< house. 
uWu THIWD SERVANT. >_> Yet ^-^ do ^-^ ouw hearts wear Timon's :33 wivewy; 
:33 That UwU see I uWu by ^-^ ouw >w< faces. We awe xDD fewwows stiww, 
Sewving alike in sorrow. ^-^ Weak'd :3 is ^-^ ouw bawk; 
And >_> we, UwU poow mates, ^.^ stand uWu on OwO the ^.^ dying ÚwÚ deck, 
^w^ Heawing OwO the surges threat. We >w< must >w< aww part 
x3 Into :3 this ÚwÚ sea >_> of air. 
x3 FWAVIUS. Good xDD fewwows aww, 
The :3 watest >_> of my wealth I'll share ÚwÚ amongst you. 
^.^ Whewevew ^-^ we uWu shaww :33 meet, uWu fow Timon's UwU sake, 
Let's ÚwÚ yet >w< be xDD fewwows; wet's >_< shake ^-^ ouw :3 heads ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ say, 
UwU As 'twere :3 a >_> knyeww x3 unto ^-^ ouw >_< mastew's OwO fowtunye, 
x3 'We ^.^ have uWu seen better days.' >_> Wet OwO each UwU take :33 some. 
[Giving them money] 
;;w;; Nyay, >w< put >_< out >w< aww >_> youw hands. :3 Nyot ^-^ onye >_> wowd ;;w;; mowe! 
ÚwÚ Thus part ^-^ we rich in xDD sowwow, pawting :33 poow. 
[Embrace, ÚwÚ and part uWu sevewaw >w< ways] 
:3 O OwO the fiewce wretchedness UwU that >_> gwowy brings >_< us! 
OwO Who would ^.^ nyot ^w^ wish ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ fwom wealth :33 exempt, 
x3 Since riches point ^-^ to >w< misewy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; contempt? 
OwO Who would >w< be OwO so ÚwÚ mock'd with ^-^ gwowy, ^w^ ow ^-^ to live 
But in :3 a ^-^ dweam >_> of ^.^ fwiendship, 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have his uWu pomp, ÚwÚ and >w< aww what OwO state uWu compounds, 
But only painted, >_< wike his vawnyish'd uWu fwiends? 
OwO Poow >w< honyest lord, ^w^ bwought low uWu by his >_> own xDD heawt, 
:3 Undonye uWu by :3 goodnyess! Stwange, unyusuaw blood, 
When ÚwÚ man's wowst xDD sin :3 is ^.^ he OwO does xDD too >w< much uWu good! 
OwO Who then dawes ^-^ to >w< be half OwO so >w< kind OwO again? 
>_< Fow x3 bounty, UwU that makes >_< gods, OwO does still mar ^-^ men. 
UwU My ;;w;; deawest wowd- bwest ^-^ to >w< be UwU most accuwst, 
UwU Wich only ^-^ to >w< be wretched- >w< thy gweat :3 fowtunyes 
uWu Awe :3 made >w< thy >_> chief >_< affwictions. ^.^ Awas, >w< kind wowd! 
>w< He's ÚwÚ fwung in ;;w;; wage ^-^ fwom :3 this >_< ingwatefuw x3 seat 
x3 Of monstrous fwiends; :3 nyow >_> has ^.^ he with him ^-^ to 
xDD Suppwy his xDD wife, ^w^ ow UwU that ;;w;; which can xDD command it. 
I'll follow ÚwÚ and enquire him >_< out. 
I'll >w< evew sewve his :33 mind with my :33 best wiww; 
>w< Whiwst I ^.^ have ^.^ gowd, I'll >w< be his ^.^ stewawd ^.^ stiww. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
The ^.^ woods ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the sea-shore. Before TIMON'S ÚwÚ cave 

x3 Entew TIMON in OwO the ^.^ woods 

UwU TIMON. :3 O bwessed breeding >_> sun, dwaw ^-^ fwom OwO the :3 eawth 
Rotten ^-^ humidity; x3 bewow >w< thy ;;w;; sistew's ^-^ owb 
>_< Infect OwO the air! Twinn'd bwothews >_> of ^-^ onye >_> womb- 
uWu Whose ^w^ pwocweation, uWu wesidence, ÚwÚ and birth, 
:3 Scawce :3 is uWu dividant- ^.^ touch them with uWu sevewaw ;;w;; fowtunyes: 
The gweatew scorns OwO the x3 wessew. :3 Nyot UwU nyatuwe, 
ÚwÚ To xDD whom >w< aww >_> sowes uWu way OwO siege, can bear gweat >_> fowtunye 
But uWu by >_> contempt >_> of ^.^ nyatuwe. 
Raise me :3 this >_< beggaw ÚwÚ and deny't UwU that uWu wowd: 
The ^w^ senyatow uWu shaww bear >_> contempt :3 heweditawy, 
The >_< beggaw ÚwÚ nyative honyouw. 
^w^ It :3 is OwO the ;;w;; pastuwe lards OwO the rother's :3 sides, 
The UwU want UwU that makes him lean. OwO Who :3 dawes, ^-^ who :3 dawes, 
UwU In x3 puwity >_> of :3 manhood ^.^ stand x3 upwight, 
And uWu say >_< 'This ÚwÚ man's :3 a UwU fwattewew'? >w< If ^-^ onye ^.^ be, 
^w^ So awe uWu they uWu aww; uWu fow every x3 gwise >_> of >_> fowtunye 
^-^ Is smooth'd uWu by UwU that below. The ^w^ weawnyed OwO pate 
ÚwÚ Ducks ^-^ to OwO the gowden >_> foow. x3 Aww's ^.^ obwique; 
There's nyothing ^w^ wevew in ^-^ ouw x3 cuwsed natures 
But direct :3 viwwainy. OwO Thewefowe >w< be abhorr'd 
^-^ Aww feasts, societies, ÚwÚ and throngs >_> of >_< men! 
His semblable, ^-^ yea, himself, Timon disdains. 
Destruction fang x3 mankind! Earth, ÚwÚ yiewd me :3 woots. 
:33 [Digging] 
OwO Who UwU seeks uWu fow better >_> of ^.^ thee, :33 sauce his x3 pawate 
x3 With >w< thy UwU most operant :33 poison. What :3 is hewe? 
Gold? ^w^ Yewwow, >_> gwittewing, pwecious UwU gowd? No, >_< gods, 
I x3 am nyo :33 idwe >_< votawist. Woots, you ;;w;; cweaw >_< heavens! 
ÚwÚ Thus >w< much >_> of :3 this uWu wiww ^-^ make bwack >_< white, ;;w;; fouw :33 faiw, 
Wrong >_< wight, base noble, ^.^ owd young, cowawd uWu vawiant. 
Ha, you x3 gods! x3 why uWu this? >_> What, this, you >_< gods? ÚwÚ Why, :3 this 
uWu Wiww ^-^ wug >_> youw priests ÚwÚ and ^-^ sewvants ^-^ fwom >_> youw :3 sides, 
:33 Pwuck :33 stout xDD men's >w< piwwows ^-^ fwom x3 bewow theiw ^w^ heads- 
:3 This x3 yewwow ^w^ swave 
uWu Wiww xDD knyit ÚwÚ and >_< bweak ^.^ wewigions, bless th' ÚwÚ accuws'd, 
UwU Make OwO the hoaw leprosy uWu adow'd, place ;;w;; thieves 
And ^w^ give them titwe, xDD knyee, ÚwÚ and :3 appwobation, 
x3 With xDD senyatows uWu on OwO the bench. :3 This :3 is ^.^ it 
:33 That makes OwO the >_> wappen'd widow wed xDD again- 
She xDD whom OwO the ÚwÚ spitaw-house ÚwÚ and uwcewous >_> sowes 
Wouwd UwU cast OwO the ^-^ gowge at :3 this >w< embawms ÚwÚ and x3 spices 
ÚwÚ To OwO th ÚwÚ 'Apwiw :3 day again. ^w^ Come, :33 damn'd :3 eawth, 
Thou ^w^ common xDD whowe >_> of >_> mankind, UwU that ^-^ puts >_> odds 
x3 Among OwO the >_< wout >_> of nations, I uWu wiww ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee 
Do >w< thy ^.^ wight ^.^ nyatuwe. [March ^-^ afaw >_> off] 
Ha! :3 a xDD dwum? xDD Th'awt ^.^ quick, 
But ÚwÚ yet I'll :33 buwy thee. >w< Thou't ÚwÚ go, >w< stwong xDD thief, 
When gouty UwU keepews >_> of ÚwÚ thee cannyot :3 stand. 
;;w;; Nyay, stay :3 thou >_< out uWu fow earnest. [Keeping >w< some uWu gowd] 

x3 Entew >w< AWCIBIADES, with uWu dwum ÚwÚ and fife, in ^.^ wawwike 
:33 mannyew; ÚwÚ and :33 PHWYNyIA ÚwÚ and TIMANDRA 

uWu AWCIBIADES. What art :3 thou thewe? ;;w;; Speak. 
UwU TIMON. OwO A >_> beast, as :3 thou awt. The cankew OwO gnyaw >w< thy OwO heawt 
>_< Fow xDD showing me UwU again OwO the eyes >_> of ^w^ man! 
uWu AWCIBIADES. What :3 is >w< thy name? ^-^ Is man OwO so ^-^ hatefuw ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee 
:33 That art thyself :3 a man? 
UwU TIMON. I x3 am Misanthropos, ÚwÚ and UwU hate ^.^ mankind. 
>_< Fow >w< thy UwU pawt, I ^-^ do ^w^ wish :3 thou ^w^ wewt :3 a dog, 
:33 That I UwU might love ÚwÚ thee >_< something. 
uWu AWCIBIADES. I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww; 
But in >w< thy :3 fowtunyes x3 am unweawn'd ÚwÚ and :33 stwange. 
UwU TIMON. I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee :33 too; ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe than UwU that I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee 
I ^.^ nyot desiwe ^-^ to know. Follow >w< thy ^-^ dwum; 
x3 With ÚwÚ man's UwU bwood x3 paint OwO the >w< gwound, guwes, xDD guwes. 
>w< Wewigious ;;w;; canyons, civil ^w^ waws, awe >_> cwuew; 
;;w;; Then what shouwd OwO waw x3 be? :3 This feww xDD whowe >_> of UwU thinye 
;;w;; Hath in xDD hew ^-^ mowe destwuction than >w< thy >_< swowd 
>_< Fow >w< aww xDD hew ^-^ chewubin ;;w;; wook. 
>_> PHWYNyIA. x3 Thy lips ÚwÚ wot >_< off! 
UwU TIMON. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ kiss thee; then OwO the ÚwÚ wot wetuwns 
ÚwÚ To UwU thinye >_> own lips again. 
uWu AWCIBIADES. OwO How came OwO the x3 nyobwe Timon ^-^ to :3 this uWu change? 
UwU TIMON. UwU As OwO the ^-^ moon does, uWu by >_< wanting ^.^ wight ^-^ to >w< give. 
But then ^.^ wenyew I :33 couwd ;;w;; nyot, >_< wike OwO the moon; 
Thewe ;;w;; wewe nyo suns ^-^ to borrow >_> of. 
uWu AWCIBIADES. x3 Nyobwe >_< Timon, 
What friendship ^-^ may I ^-^ do OwO thee? 
UwU TIMON. None, uWu but ^-^ to 
Maintain my ^-^ opinyion. 
uWu AWCIBIADES. What :3 is it, ^-^ Timon? 
UwU TIMON. >w< Pwomise me ^.^ fwiendship, uWu but OwO pewfowm none. >w< If :3 thou xDD wiwt ^.^ nyot 
;;w;; pwomise, OwO the UwU gods pwague ^.^ thee, uWu fow :3 thou art ^w^ man! >w< If :3 thou OwO dost 
;;w;; pewfowm, xDD confound ^.^ thee, uWu fow :3 thou art :3 a ^w^ man! 
uWu AWCIBIADES. I ^.^ have heard in >w< some sort >_> of >w< thy misewies. 
UwU TIMON. Thou saw'st them when I xDD had prosperity. 
uWu AWCIBIADES. I UwU see them UwU nyow; then ÚwÚ was :3 a bwessed xDD time. 
UwU TIMON. UwU As UwU thinye :3 is nyow, held with :3 a >w< bwace >_> of harlots. 
;;w;; TIMANDWA. ^-^ Is :3 this th' Athenyian :3 minyion xDD whom OwO the x3 wowwd 
x3 Voic'd OwO so regardfully? 
UwU TIMON. Awt :3 thou :3 Timandwa? 
;;w;; TIMANDWA. ÚwÚ Yes. 
UwU TIMON. Be :3 a xDD whowe still; uWu they love ÚwÚ thee ^.^ nyot UwU that ;;w;; use thee. 
>w< Give them ÚwÚ diseases, ^w^ weaving with ÚwÚ thee theiw uWu wust. 
UwU Make ;;w;; use >_> of >w< thy salt OwO houws. x3 Season OwO the slaves 
>_< Fow uWu tubs ÚwÚ and baths; bwing ;;w;; down x3 wose-cheek'd xDD youth 
ÚwÚ To OwO the x3 tub-fast ÚwÚ and OwO the diet. 
;;w;; TIMANDWA. >w< Hang ^.^ thee, monstew! 
uWu AWCIBIADES. Pawdon ^w^ him, ^w^ sweet Timandra, uWu fow his xDD wits 
uWu Awe ÚwÚ dwown'd ÚwÚ and lost in his cawamities. 
I ^.^ have uWu but wittwe gold >_> of :3 wate, bwave >_< Timon, 
The UwU want ^w^ wheweof doth ;;w;; daiwy ^-^ make uWu wevowt 
UwU In my ^-^ penyuwious >w< band. I ^.^ have heard, ÚwÚ and griev'd, 
OwO How x3 cuwsed ^-^ Athens, mindwess >_> of >w< thy ^.^ wowth, 
^w^ Fowgetting >w< thy gweat >_< deeds, when UwU nyeighbouw UwU states, 
But uWu fow >w< thy >_< swowd ÚwÚ and OwO fowtunye, >w< twod x3 upon ^w^ them- 
UwU TIMON. I ÚwÚ pwithee beat >w< thy uWu dwum ÚwÚ and >_< get ÚwÚ thee gone. 
uWu AWCIBIADES. I x3 am >w< thy OwO fwiend, ÚwÚ and ^-^ pity ^.^ thee, dear OwO Timon. 
UwU TIMON. OwO How OwO dost :3 thou ^-^ pity him xDD whom :3 thou OwO dost :33 twoubwe? 
I xDD had wathew >w< be awonye. 
uWu AWCIBIADES. ÚwÚ Why, fare ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww; 
;;w;; Hewe :3 is >w< some gold uWu fow thee. 
UwU TIMON. Keep OwO it: I cannyot xDD eat it. 
uWu AWCIBIADES. When I ^.^ have >_> waid >_> pwoud :33 Athens uWu on :3 a heap- 
UwU TIMON. x3 Waw'st :3 thou >w< 'gainst Athens? 
uWu AWCIBIADES. >w< Ay, >_< Timon, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have ^.^ cause. 
UwU TIMON. The UwU gods xDD confound them >w< aww in >w< thy >_> conquest; 
And ÚwÚ thee aftew, when :3 thou x3 hast >w< conquew'd! 
uWu AWCIBIADES. UwU Why uWu me, ^-^ Timon? 
UwU TIMON. :33 That uWu by :33 kiwwing >_> of >_< viwwains 
Thou >_< wast :3 bown ^-^ to OwO conquew my countwy. 
x3 Put OwO up >w< thy >w< gowd. uWu Go x3 on. Here's >w< gowd. uWu Go x3 on. 
Be as :3 a pwanyetawy plague, when OwO Juv 
uWu Wiww o'ew >w< some x3 high-vic'd :33 city >_> hang his :3 poison 
UwU In OwO the uWu sick air; let ^.^ nyot >w< thy >_< swowd ÚwÚ skip ^w^ onye. 
UwU Pity ^.^ nyot UwU honyouw'd :3 age uWu fow his >_> white >_> beawd: 
ÚwÚ He :3 is OwO an usuwew. Stwike me OwO the >w< countewfeit ^w^ matwon: 
^w^ It :3 is xDD hew :33 habit only UwU that :3 is ^w^ honyest, 
ÚwÚ Hewsewf's :3 a bawd. >_> Wet ^.^ nyot OwO the >_> viwgin's ^-^ cheek 
UwU Make ^.^ soft >w< thy :3 twenchant swowd; uWu fow x3 those >_< miwk >_> paps 
:33 That OwO thwough OwO the ^w^ window :33 baws ^-^ bowe at xDD men's eyes 
uWu Awe ^.^ nyot within OwO the weaf >_> of ^-^ pity ^w^ wwit, 
But xDD set them ;;w;; down horrible x3 twaitows. uWu Spawe ^.^ nyot OwO the ;;w;; babe 
uWu Whose >_< dimpwed >_> smiwes ^-^ fwom fools >w< exhaust theiw >_> mewcy; 
:33 Think ^.^ it :3 a xDD bastawd xDD whom OwO the >w< owacwe 
;;w;; Hath doubtfully pwonyounc'd >w< thy ^w^ thwoat uWu shaww cut, 
And mince ^.^ it sans UwU wemowse. OwO Sweaw x3 against >_< abjects; 
x3 Put xDD awmouw uWu on UwU thinye ears ÚwÚ and uWu on UwU thinye >_> eyes, 
uWu Whose >_> pwoof :3 nyow >_> yewws >_> of >w< mothews, >w< maids, :3 nyow UwU babes, 
Nyow OwO sight >_> of priests in holy ;;w;; vestments bweeding, 
:33 Shaww >w< piewce :3 a :3 jot. There's gold ^-^ to pay >w< thy sowdiews. 
UwU Make uWu wawge ÚwÚ confusion; :3 and, >w< thy :3 fuwy x3 spent, 
;;w;; Confounded >w< be thysewf! ^w^ Speak ;;w;; nyot, >w< be gone. 
uWu AWCIBIADES. xDD Hast :3 thou gold :3 yet? I'll UwU take OwO the gold :3 thou >w< givest uWu me, 
:3 Nyot >w< aww >w< thy x3 counsew. 
UwU TIMON. Dost thou, ^w^ ow OwO dost :3 thou ;;w;; nyot, >_< heaven's ^w^ cuwse x3 upon thee! 
:33 PHWYNyIA AND ;;w;; TIMANDWA. >w< Give OwO us >w< some ^.^ gowd, good OwO Timon. 
xDD Hast :3 thou >_> mowe? 
UwU TIMON. ^w^ Enyough ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a xDD whowe forswear xDD hew UwU twade, 
And ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< whowes :3 a bawd. Hold uWu up, you >w< swuts, 
Your >_< apwons mountant; you awe ^.^ nyot >_< oathabwe, 
UwU Awthough I xDD knyow ^w^ you'ww sweaw, ^-^ tewwibwy sweaw, 
x3 Into >w< stwong shuddews ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^w^ heavenwy ÚwÚ agues, 
^-^ Th' immortal UwU gods UwU that hear you. uWu Spawe >_> youw :3 oaths; 
I'll xDD twust ^-^ to >_> youw ÚwÚ conditions. Be >w< whowes still; 
And ^.^ he uWu whose UwU pious >_> bweath UwU seeks ^-^ to ;;w;; convewt :3 you- 
Be >w< stwong in whore, x3 awwuwe ^w^ him, >_< buwn him up; 
>_> Wet >_> youw :33 cwose x3 fiwe pwedominyate his OwO smoke, 
And >w< be nyo turncoats. >_> Yet ^-^ may >_> youw x3 pains OwO six ^.^ months 
Be ^-^ quite xDD contwawy! And UwU thatch >_> youw UwU poow xDD thin :3 woofs 
x3 With x3 buwdens >_> of OwO the ^.^ dead- >w< some UwU that ;;w;; wewe hang'd, 
:3 Nyo OwO mattew. OwO Weaw ;;w;; them, :33 betway with ^.^ them. :33 Whowe still; 
Paint ÚwÚ tiww :3 a horse ^-^ may UwU miwe x3 upon >_> youw face. 
OwO A UwU pox >_> of wrinkles! 
:33 PHWYNyIA AND ;;w;; TIMANDWA. Weww, ^-^ mowe >w< gowd. What ^.^ then? 
xDD Bewieve't UwU that ^w^ we'ww ^-^ do ^w^ anything uWu fow >w< gowd. 
UwU TIMON. Consumptions sow 
UwU In >w< howwow bones >_> of >w< man; strike theiw shawp ^w^ shins, 
And mar xDD men's spuwwing. ^.^ Cwack OwO the ^-^ wawyew's OwO voice, 
:33 That ^.^ he ^-^ may never ^-^ mowe false title ^-^ pwead, 
Nyow :33 sound his ^.^ quiwwets :3 shwiwwy. Hoar OwO the flamen, 
:33 That >_> scowds x3 against OwO the ;;w;; quawity >_> of ^.^ fwesh 
And ^.^ nyot bewieves :3 himsewf. x3 Down with OwO the nyose, 
x3 Down with ^.^ it flat, UwU take OwO the >_> bwidge ^-^ quite away 
x3 Of him UwU that, his pawticuwaw ^-^ to ;;w;; fowesee, 
>_< Smewws ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ genyewaw :33 weaw. UwU Make cuww'd-pate :33 wuffians OwO bawd, 
And let OwO the xDD unscaww'd ^w^ bwaggawts >_> of OwO the OwO waw 
Dewive >w< some pain ^-^ fwom you. Plague aww, 
:33 That >_> youw activity ^-^ may x3 defeat ÚwÚ and ^.^ queww 
The souwce >_> of >w< aww x3 ewection. There's ^-^ mowe >w< gowd. 
Do you x3 damn >w< othews, ÚwÚ and let :3 this x3 damn you, 
And ^-^ ditches grave you all! 
:33 PHWYNyIA AND ;;w;; TIMANDWA. Mowe counsew with ^-^ mowe >_> monyey, >w< bounteous 
OwO Timon. 
UwU TIMON. Mowe whore, ^-^ mowe mischief xDD fiwst; I ^.^ have >w< given you earnest. 
uWu AWCIBIADES. Stwike OwO up OwO the uWu dwum towards x3 Athens. Faweweww, >w< Timon; 
>w< If I thrive well, I'll >w< visit ÚwÚ thee again. 
UwU TIMON. >w< If I >w< hope well, I'll never UwU see ÚwÚ thee more. 
uWu AWCIBIADES. I never >_> did ÚwÚ thee hawm. 
UwU TIMON. x3 Yes, :3 thou >_< spok'st ;;w;; weww >_> of >_> me. 
uWu AWCIBIADES. Caww'st :3 thou UwU that harm? 
UwU TIMON. Men ;;w;; daiwy find it. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee ^w^ away, ÚwÚ and UwU take 
x3 Thy ÚwÚ beagwes with thee. 
uWu AWCIBIADES. We uWu but offend >_> him. :33 Stwike. 
>_> Dwum :33 beats. >_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but TIMON 
UwU TIMON. :33 That UwU nyatuwe, being uWu sick >_> of ÚwÚ man's unkindnyess, 
;;w;; Shouwd ÚwÚ yet >w< be hungwy! ÚwÚ Common mothew, thou, :33 [Digging] 
uWu Whose >_> womb :3 unmeasuwabwe ÚwÚ and >_< infinyite uWu bweast 
Teems ÚwÚ and feeds uWu aww; uWu whose ;;w;; sewf-same ÚwÚ mettwe, 
^.^ Wheweof >w< thy >_> pwoud OwO chiwd, awwogant man, :3 is >_> puff'd, 
x3 Engendews OwO the bwack >_< toad ÚwÚ and x3 addew >w< bwue, 
The x3 giwded OwO nyewt ÚwÚ and eyeless venom'd wowm, 
x3 With >w< aww th' abhowwed births x3 bewow >_> cwisp >w< heaven 
uWu Wheweon ^w^ Hypewion's UwU quick'nying x3 fiwe doth UwU shinye- 
Yield ^w^ him, ^-^ who >w< aww >w< thy human >_< sons doth ^.^ hate, 
From :3 fowth >w< thy ^-^ pwenteous ^.^ bosom, ^-^ onye UwU poow ^w^ woot! 
Ensear >w< thy :33 fewtiwe ÚwÚ and conceptious uWu womb, 
>_> Wet ^.^ it nyo ^-^ mowe bwing >_< out >_< ingwatefuw ^w^ man! 
uWu Go gweat with ^-^ tigews, dragons, wowves, ÚwÚ and beaws; 
Teem with OwO nyew monstews xDD whom >w< thy ^.^ upwawd ;;w;; face 
;;w;; Hath ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ mawbwed UwU mansion >w< aww :33 abuv 
uWu Nyevew x3 pwesented!- :33 O, :3 a ^w^ woot! UwU Deaw thanks!- 
;;w;; Dwy OwO up >w< thy mawwows, vines, ÚwÚ and uWu pwough-town weas, 
^.^ Wheweof >_< ingwatefuw man, with liquorish >w< dwaughts 
And ^.^ mowsews xDD unctuous, ^w^ gweases his ÚwÚ puwe UwU mind, 
:33 That ^-^ fwom ^.^ it >w< aww consideration OwO swips- 

x3 Entew uWu APEMANTUS 

Mowe man? ^-^ Pwague, pwague! 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. I ÚwÚ was >_< diwected hithew. Men wepowt 
Thou OwO dost :3 affect my ^-^ mannyews ÚwÚ and OwO dost ;;w;; use ^.^ them. 
UwU TIMON. OwO 'Tis, then, ^.^ because :3 thou OwO dost ^.^ nyot ^-^ keep :3 a dog, 
x3 Whom I would UwU imitate. ÚwÚ Consumption catch thee! 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. :3 This :3 is in ÚwÚ thee :3 a ^-^ nyatuwe uWu but infected, 
OwO A UwU poow >_< unmanwy >_> mewanchowy ^w^ spwung 
From >_> change >_> of xDD fowtunye. UwU Why :3 this ^w^ spade, :3 this :3 pwace? 
:3 This ^-^ swave-wike :33 habit ÚwÚ and ^.^ these looks >_> of x3 cawe? 
x3 Thy ^w^ fwattewews ÚwÚ yet wear silk, dwink winye, lie soft, 
>_> Hug theiw OwO diseas'd UwU pewfumes, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot 
:33 That >w< evew Timon ÚwÚ was. Shame ^.^ nyot ^.^ these ^.^ woods 
By OwO putting uWu on OwO the ÚwÚ cunnying >_> of :3 a cawpew. 
Be :3 thou :3 a fwattewew nyow, ÚwÚ and >w< seek ^-^ to thrive 
By UwU that ;;w;; which >_> has undonye ÚwÚ thee: xDD hinge >w< thy xDD knyee, 
And let his vewy >_> bweath xDD whom x3 thou'wt observe 
^-^ Bwow x3 off >w< thy xDD cap; UwU pwaise his UwU most OwO vicious ^.^ stwain, 
And caww ^.^ it ^w^ excewwent. Thou >_< wast told ;;w;; thus; 
Thou ÚwÚ gav'st UwU thinye eaws, >_< wike tapsters UwU that bade welcome, 
ÚwÚ To knyaves ÚwÚ and >w< aww :33 appwoachews. ^.^ 'Tis UwU most ^.^ just 
:33 That :3 thou xDD tuwn :33 wascaw; xDD hadst :3 thou wealth UwU again 
Rascals shouwd ÚwÚ have't. Do ^.^ nyot assume my OwO wikenyess. 
UwU TIMON. Were I >_< wike ^.^ thee, :3 I'd thwow away ^-^ mysewf. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. Thou x3 hast UwU cast away ÚwÚ thysewf, being >_< wike thysewf; 
OwO A >_< madman OwO so long, :3 nyow :3 a >_> foow. >_> What, think'st 
:33 That OwO the >_< bweak :3 aiw, >w< thy :33 boistewous >_< chambewwain, 
uWu Wiww >w< put >w< thy OwO shiwt uWu on warm? uWu Wiww ^.^ these ^.^ moist trees, 
:33 That ^.^ have outwiv'd OwO the :33 eagwe, ;;w;; page >w< thy ^.^ heews 
And ÚwÚ skip when :3 thou UwU point'st ^w^ out? uWu Wiww OwO the x3 cowd brook, 
Candied with x3 ice, caudle >w< thy xDD mownying ÚwÚ taste 
ÚwÚ To cure >w< thy o'ernight's :3 suwfeit? ^-^ Caww OwO the cweatuwes 
uWu Whose ^.^ nyaked natures live in >w< aww OwO the ^-^ spite 
x3 Of wweakfuw UwU heaven, uWu whose x3 bawe >_< unhoused ;;w;; twunks, 
ÚwÚ To OwO the :33 confwicting >_< ewements :3 expos'd, 
Answer mere :33 nyatuwe- ;;w;; bid them fwattew thee. 
:33 O, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ find- 
UwU TIMON. OwO A OwO foow >_> of thee. Depart. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. I love ÚwÚ thee better :3 nyow than e'ew I ÚwÚ did. 
UwU TIMON. I UwU hate ÚwÚ thee >w< wowse. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. Why? 
UwU TIMON. Thou flatter'st ^w^ misewy. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. I fwattew ;;w;; nyot, uWu but uWu say :3 thou art :3 a caitiff. 
UwU TIMON. UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou >w< seek me ^w^ out? 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. ÚwÚ To uWu vex thee. 
UwU TIMON. Always :3 a villain's >w< office ^w^ ow :3 a fool's. 
Dost >w< pwease thyself :3 in't? 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. ÚwÚ Ay. 
UwU TIMON. >_> What, :3 a ^.^ knyave too? 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. >w< If :3 thou didst >w< put :3 this sour-cold :33 habit uWu on 
ÚwÚ To UwU castigate >w< thy :33 pwide, 'twere ;;w;; weww; uWu but :3 thou 
Dost ^.^ it enfowcedwy. xDD Thou'dst ;;w;; couwtiew >w< be UwU again 
OwO Wewt :3 thou ^.^ nyot :3 beggaw. ^.^ Wiwwing >w< misewy 
Outwives ÚwÚ incewtain uWu pomp, :3 is xDD cwown'd >_> befowe. 
The ^-^ onye :3 is ^w^ fiwwing stiww, never complete; 
The xDD othew, at UwU high wish. :33 Best state, ^w^ contentwess, 
;;w;; Hath :3 a ^.^ distwacted ÚwÚ and UwU most wwetched being, 
UwU Wowse than OwO the worst, ÚwÚ content. 
Thou shouwd'st desiwe ^-^ to x3 die, being :33 misewabwe. 
UwU TIMON. :3 Nyot uWu by his >_> bweath UwU that :3 is ^-^ mowe :33 misewabwe. 
Thou art :3 a ^w^ swave xDD whom Fowtunye's >w< tendew arm 
x3 With :3 favouw never ÚwÚ cwasp'd, uWu but bwed :3 a >_< dog. 
uWu Hadst thou, >_< wike OwO us ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw ^.^ fiwst >_> swath, proceeded 
The ^w^ sweet degrees UwU that :3 this bwief x3 wowwd affowds 
ÚwÚ To such as ^-^ may OwO the passive drugs >_> of ^.^ it 
Freely ^.^ command, :3 thou wouldst ^.^ have plung'd thyself 
UwU In ^w^ genyewaw :33 wiot, uWu mewted ;;w;; down >w< thy xDD youth 
UwU In diffewent ÚwÚ beds >_> of >w< wust, ÚwÚ and never ^w^ weawn'd 
The icy OwO pwecepts >_> of :33 wespect, uWu but ^-^ fowwowed 
The xDD sug'wed uWu game before thee. But ÚwÚ mysewf, 
OwO Who xDD had OwO the x3 wowwd as my >_< confectionyawy; 
The uWu mouths, OwO the OwO tongues, OwO the >_> eyes, ÚwÚ and hearts >_> of x3 men 
^.^ At duty, ^-^ mowe than I :33 couwd fwame employment; 
:33 That nyumbewwess x3 upon me ^-^ stuck, as leaves 
Do uWu on OwO the uWu oak, ^.^ have with ^-^ onye wintew's x3 bwush 
x3 Feww ^-^ fwom theiw ^w^ boughs, ÚwÚ and weft me ^.^ open, x3 bawe 
>_< Fow every :3 stowm UwU that ^w^ bwows- I ^-^ to bear this, 
:33 That never knew uWu but :3 bettew, :3 is >w< some burden. 
x3 Thy ^-^ nyatuwe >_> did commence in >_> suffewance; UwU time 
;;w;; Hath :3 made ÚwÚ thee ^-^ hawd >w< in't. UwU Why shouldst :3 thou UwU hate ^.^ men? 
^.^ They never flatter'd thee. What x3 hast :3 thou ^.^ given? 
>w< If :3 thou xDD wiwt curse, >w< thy fathew, UwU that UwU poow :3 wag, 
Must >w< be >w< thy ;;w;; subject; :3 who, in >_> spite, >w< put stuff 
ÚwÚ To >w< some she-beggar ÚwÚ and ^-^ compounded ÚwÚ thee 
OwO Poow wogue heweditawy. ÚwÚ Hence, >w< be gone. 
>w< If :3 thou xDD hadst ^.^ nyot >_< been :3 bown OwO the wowst >_> of ^-^ men, 
Thou xDD hadst >_< been :3 a ^.^ knyave ÚwÚ and uWu fwattewew. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. Awt :3 thou >_> pwoud :3 yet? 
UwU TIMON. >w< Ay, UwU that I x3 am ^.^ nyot thee. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. OwO I, UwU that I ÚwÚ was 
:3 Nyo >_> pwodigaw. 
UwU TIMON. OwO I, UwU that I x3 am ^-^ onye OwO nyow. 
Were >w< aww OwO the wealth I ^.^ have OwO shut OwO up in ^.^ thee, 
:3 I'd ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee xDD weave ^-^ to >_> hang it. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee gone. 
:33 That OwO the xDD whowe life >_> of :33 Athens ;;w;; wewe in x3 this! 
ÚwÚ Thus would I xDD eat it. :3 [Eating :3 a woot] 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. Here! I uWu wiww OwO mend >w< thy ^-^ feast. 
[Offewing him UwU food] 
UwU TIMON. >w< Fiwst OwO mend my ^-^ company: UwU take away thysewf. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. ^w^ So I uWu shaww OwO mend >_< minye >_> own uWu by th' wack >_> of >w< thinye. 
UwU TIMON. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww >_> mended >w< so; ^.^ it :3 is uWu but :33 botch'd. 
>w< If ;;w;; nyot, I would ^.^ it :3 wewe. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. What wouldst :3 thou ^.^ have ^-^ to Athens? 
UwU TIMON. ÚwÚ Thee thithew in :3 a whirlwind. >w< If :3 thou >_< wiwt, 
>_> Teww them there I ^.^ have ;;w;; gowd; look, OwO so I have. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is nyo ;;w;; use uWu fow >w< gowd. 
UwU TIMON. The :33 best ÚwÚ and uWu twuest; 
>_< Fow here ^.^ it sweeps ÚwÚ and OwO does nyo hired hawm. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. :3 Whewe ^-^ wiest :3 a OwO nyights, ^-^ Timon? 
UwU TIMON. ^.^ Undew that's :33 abuv >_> me. 
:3 Whewe ÚwÚ feed'st :3 thou :3 a OwO days, x3 Apemantus? 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. :3 Whewe my :3 stomach. ^.^ finds ^-^ meat; ^w^ ow ^.^ wathew, xDD whewe I xDD eat it. 
UwU TIMON. Wouwd :3 poison ;;w;; wewe ^-^ obedient, ÚwÚ and knew my mind! 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. :3 Whewe wouldst :3 thou ^-^ send it? 
UwU TIMON. ÚwÚ To :33 sauce >w< thy ;;w;; dishes. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. The middwe >_> of humanyity :3 thou never ÚwÚ knyewest, uWu but OwO the 
>_> extwemity >_> of uWu both >_> ends. When :3 thou >_< wast in >w< thy OwO giwt ÚwÚ and >w< thy 
pewfume, uWu they ÚwÚ mock'd ÚwÚ thee uWu fow xDD too >w< much cuwiosity; in >w< thy ^.^ wags 
:3 thou uWu knyow'st x3 nyonye, uWu but art UwU despis'd uWu fow OwO the contrary. There's :3 a 
medlar uWu fow thee; xDD eat it. 
UwU TIMON. uWu On what I UwU hate I :33 feed not. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. Dost UwU hate :3 a >_< medwaw? 
UwU TIMON. >w< Ay, >w< though ^.^ it ÚwÚ wook >_< wike thee. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. An th' xDD hadst hated xDD medwaws xDD soonyew, :3 thou shouldst ^.^ have 
loved thyself better OwO nyow. What man didst :3 thou >w< evew xDD knyow unthrift 
UwU that ÚwÚ was bewuvd aftew his ;;w;; means? 
UwU TIMON. Who, ^-^ without x3 those :3 means :3 thou tawk'st :33 of, didst :3 thou >w< evew 
xDD knyow xDD bewov'd? 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. >w< Mysewf. 
UwU TIMON. I undewstand ÚwÚ thee: :3 thou xDD hadst >w< some :3 means ^-^ to ^-^ keep :3 a >_< dog. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. What >w< things in OwO the x3 wowwd ^w^ canst :3 thou uWu nyeawest compawe ^-^ to 
>w< thy UwU fwattewews? 
UwU TIMON. xDD Women ^-^ nyeawest; uWu but ^-^ men, x3 men awe OwO the >w< things :3 themsewves. What 
wouldst :3 thou ^-^ do with OwO the UwU wowwd, uWu Apemantus, ^-^ if ^.^ it uWu way in >w< thy 
>_> powew? 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. >w< Give ^.^ it OwO the ;;w;; beasts, ^-^ to >w< be x3 wid >_> of OwO the ^-^ men. 
UwU TIMON. Wouldst :3 thou ^.^ have thyself ^-^ faww in OwO the x3 confusion >_> of ^-^ men, ÚwÚ and 
>_< wemain :3 a beast with OwO the x3 beasts? 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. >w< Ay, OwO Timon. 
UwU TIMON. OwO A >_> beastwy ^-^ ambition, ;;w;; which OwO the UwU gods gwant ÚwÚ thee x3 t' attain to! 
>w< If :3 thou ^w^ wewt OwO the ;;w;; wion, OwO the :3 fox would beguiwe thee; ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ wewt 
OwO the ^w^ wamb, OwO the :3 fox would xDD eat thee; ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ wewt OwO the ÚwÚ fox, OwO the x3 wion 
would :3 suspect ^.^ thee, xDD when, peradventure, :3 thou ^w^ wewt ^w^ accus'd uWu by OwO the 
ass. >w< If :3 thou ^w^ wewt OwO the ass, >w< thy ;;w;; duwnyess would >_> towment thee; ÚwÚ and 
still :3 thou wiv'dst uWu but as :3 a ^-^ bweakfast ^-^ to OwO the :33 wowf. >w< If :3 thou ^w^ wewt 
OwO the wowf, >w< thy gweedinyess would affwict ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and ^w^ oft :3 thou 
shouldst ;;w;; hazawd >w< thy life uWu fow >w< thy uWu dinnyew. OwO Wewt :3 thou OwO the :33 unyicown, 
uWu pwide ÚwÚ and ^w^ wwath would xDD confound ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make UwU thinye >_> own uWu sewf OwO the 
:3 conquest >_> of >w< thy fury. OwO Wewt :3 thou ^-^ beaw, :3 thou wouldst >w< be xDD kiww'd uWu by 
OwO the x3 howse; ^w^ wewt :3 thou :3 a OwO howse, :3 thou wouldst >w< be >w< seiz'd uWu by OwO the 
weopawd; ^w^ wewt :3 thou :3 a ^.^ weopawd, :3 thou ^w^ wewt ;;w;; gewman ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; wion, ÚwÚ and 
OwO the >_< spots >_> of >w< thy UwU kindwed ;;w;; wewe UwU juwows uWu on >w< thy wife. ^-^ Aww >w< thy >_> safety 
;;w;; wewe remotion, ÚwÚ and >w< thy :3 defence x3 absence. What beast uWu couwdst :3 thou 
>w< be UwU that ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot :33 subject ^-^ to :3 a OwO beast? And what beast art :3 thou 
uWu awweady, UwU that >w< seest ^.^ nyot >w< thy woss in transformation! 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. >w< If :3 thou uWu couwdst >w< pwease me with ;;w;; speaking ^-^ to uWu me, :3 thou 
x3 mightst ^.^ have :3 hit x3 upon ^.^ it here. The commonweawth >_> of :33 Athens :3 is 
ÚwÚ become :3 a fowest >_> of beasts. 
UwU TIMON. OwO How >_> has OwO the ;;w;; ass x3 bwoke OwO the waww, UwU that :3 thou art >_< out >_> of OwO the 
xDD city? 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. Yondew comes :3 a :3 poet ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ paintew. The pwague >_> of >_> company 
^.^ wight x3 upon thee! I uWu wiww ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to catch it, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give way. When I 
xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ewse ^-^ to uWu do, I'll UwU see ÚwÚ thee again. 
UwU TIMON. When there :3 is nyothing :3 wiving uWu but ^.^ thee, :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be 
welcome. I xDD had wathew >w< be :3 a beggar's ^.^ dog than Apemantus. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. Thou art OwO the ÚwÚ cap >_> of >w< aww OwO the fools >_> awive. 
UwU TIMON. Wouwd :3 thou ^w^ wewt cwean enough ^-^ to UwU spit x3 upon! 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. OwO A pwague uWu on thee! :3 thou art xDD too OwO bad ^-^ to curse. 
UwU TIMON. ^-^ Aww >_< viwwains UwU that ^-^ do ^.^ stand uWu by ÚwÚ thee awe >_> puwe. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. Thewe :3 is nyo leprosy uWu but what :3 thou ^-^ speak'st. 
UwU TIMON. >w< If I name thee. 
I'll beat ^w^ thee- uWu but I shouwd ^.^ infect my hands. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. I would my :33 tongue :33 couwd ÚwÚ wot them >_< off! 
UwU TIMON. Away, :3 thou xDD issue >_> of :3 a xDD mangy xDD dog! 
OwO Chowew OwO does :33 kiww me UwU that :3 thou art x3 awive; 
I :33 swoon ^-^ to UwU see thee. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. Wouwd :3 thou wouldst ÚwÚ buwst! 
UwU TIMON. Away, 
Thou >w< tedious wogue! I x3 am >_< sowwy I uWu shaww wose 
OwO A stonye uWu by thee. [Thwows :3 a stonye at xDD him] 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. Beast! 
UwU TIMON. ^.^ Swave! 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. Toad! 
UwU TIMON. ^.^ Wogue, wogue, wogue! 
I x3 am uWu sick >_> of :3 this false UwU wowwd, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww love UwU nyought 
But x3 even OwO the mere ^-^ nyecessities ÚwÚ upon't. 
>_> Then, >_< Timon, ÚwÚ pwesentwy :33 pwepawe >w< thy grave; 
Wie xDD whewe OwO the ^.^ wight foam >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ sea ^-^ may beat 
x3 Thy x3 gwavestonye daiwy; ^-^ make UwU thinye OwO epitaph, 
:33 That death in me at >_> othews' ;;w;; wives ^-^ may laugh. 
[Looks at OwO the uWu gowd] :3 O :3 thou ^w^ sweet >_< king-kiwwew, ÚwÚ and dear divorce 
'Twixt :3 nyatuwaw :3 son ÚwÚ and ^w^ siwe! :3 thou UwU bwight ^.^ defiwew 
x3 Of >_> Hymen's puwest bed! :3 thou ÚwÚ vawiant ^.^ Maws! 
Thou >w< evew young, fresh, ;;w;; wov'd, ÚwÚ and delicate wooew, 
uWu Whose x3 bwush doth ^-^ thaw OwO the consecrated snyow 
:33 That :3 wies uWu on ^w^ Dian's wap! :3 thou visibwe god, 
:33 That ;;w;; sowd'west :33 cwose impossibilities, 
And ;;w;; mak'st them :3 kiss! UwU that OwO speak'st with every :33 tongue 
ÚwÚ To every puwpose! :3 O :3 thou ^.^ touch >_> of heawts! 
:33 Think >w< thy ^w^ swave man >_< webews, ÚwÚ and uWu by >w< thy :3 viwtue 
ÚwÚ Set them OwO into uWu confounding :3 odds, UwU that ^.^ beasts 
May ^.^ have OwO the x3 wowwd in ^-^ empiwe! 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. Wouwd 'twere so! 
But ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ tiww I x3 am UwU dead. I'll uWu say th' x3 hast >w< gowd. 
Thou xDD wiwt >w< be x3 thwong'd ^-^ to >w< showtwy. 
UwU TIMON. uWu Thwong'd UwU to? 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. ÚwÚ Ay. 
UwU TIMON. x3 Thy ^w^ back, I :33 pwithee. 
;;w;; APEMANTUS. x3 Wive, ÚwÚ and love >w< thy xDD misewy! 
UwU TIMON. Wong live so, ÚwÚ and OwO so >_< die! xDD [Exit ;;w;; APEMANTUS] I x3 am quit. Mowe 
>w< things >_< wike ^.^ men? xDD Eat, >_< Timon, ÚwÚ and ^w^ abhow ^.^ them. 

x3 Entew OwO the BANDITTI 

OwO FIWST BANDIT. :3 Whewe shouwd ^.^ he ^.^ have :3 this UwU gowd? ^w^ It :3 is >w< some UwU poow 
fwagment, >w< some x3 swendew owt >_> of his >_> wemaindew. The mere UwU want >_> of 
gold ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD fawwing-fwom >_> of his fwiends :33 dwuv him OwO into :3 this 
mewanchowy. 
x3 SECOND BANDIT. ^w^ It :3 is nyois'd ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 a mass >_> of >w< tweasuwe. 
uWu THIWD BANDIT. >_> Wet OwO us ^-^ make OwO the >w< assay x3 upon him; ^-^ if ^.^ he cawe ^.^ nyot UwU fow't, 
^.^ he uWu wiww :3 suppwy OwO us easiwy; ^-^ if ^.^ he covetously ;;w;; wesewve it, how 
>w< shaww's >_< get it? 
x3 SECOND BANDIT. True; uWu fow ^.^ he uWu beaws ^.^ it ^.^ nyot about >_> him. ^.^ 'Tis xDD hid. 
OwO FIWST BANDIT. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this x3 he? 
BANDITTI. ^-^ Whewe? 
x3 SECOND BANDIT. ^.^ 'Tis his OwO descwiption. 
uWu THIWD BANDIT. x3 He; I xDD knyow >_> him. 
BANDITTI. ÚwÚ Save ^.^ thee, ^-^ Timon! 
UwU TIMON. Nyow, ^.^ thieves? 
BANDITTI. ;;w;; Sowdiews, ^.^ nyot ^w^ thieves. 
UwU TIMON. Both UwU too, ÚwÚ and women's :33 sons. 
BANDITTI. We awe ^.^ nyot thieves, uWu but x3 men UwU that >w< much ^-^ do :3 want. 
UwU TIMON. Your :3 gweatest UwU want ;;w;; is, you UwU want >w< much >_> of meat. 
UwU Why shouwd you :3 want? >_< Behowd, OwO the :3 eawth ;;w;; hath xDD woots; 
xDD Within :3 this UwU miwe >_< bweak :3 fowth :3 a ^-^ hundwed springs; 
The >_< oaks bear :3 mast, OwO the ^-^ bwiaws uWu scawwet >_> hips; 
The >w< bounteous housewife :3 Nyatuwe uWu on OwO each :3 bush 
ÚwÚ Ways xDD hew :33 fuww UwU mess before you. ^w^ Want! UwU Why :3 want? 
OwO FIWST BANDIT. We cannyot live uWu on ^.^ gwass, uWu on berries, ^w^ watew, 
UwU As ^.^ beasts ÚwÚ and :33 biwds ÚwÚ and ^.^ fishes. 
UwU TIMON. Nyow uWu on OwO the ^.^ beasts themsewves, OwO the biwds, ÚwÚ and fishes; 
You >w< must xDD eat ^-^ men. >_> Yet ^w^ thanks I >w< must you UwU con 
:33 That you awe ;;w;; thieves :33 pwofess'd, UwU that you wowk ^.^ nyot 
UwU In >w< howiew >_< shapes; uWu fow there :3 is :33 boundwess uWu theft 
UwU In limited >w< pwofessions. Rascal thieves, 
Here's >w< gowd. Go, x3 suck OwO the subtle UwU bwood o' th' ^w^ gwape 
;;w;; Tiww OwO the UwU high fever :33 seethe >_> youw UwU bwood ^-^ to fwoth, 
And OwO so ^w^ scape :33 hanging. OwO Twust ^.^ nyot OwO the x3 physician; 
His OwO antidotes awe poison, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he slays 
^-^ Moe than you :3 wob. ;;w;; Take wealth ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wives >_< togethew; 
Do uWu viwwainy, uWu do, >_< since you uWu pwotest ^-^ to UwU do't, 
;;w;; Wike ^.^ wowkmen. I'll example you with ^w^ thievewy: 
The ^w^ sun's :3 a xDD thief, ÚwÚ and with his gweat attwaction 
Robs OwO the UwU vast xDD sea; OwO the moon's OwO an :33 awwant xDD thief, 
And xDD hew OwO pawe x3 fiwe ^.^ she snyatches ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; sun; 
The ;;w;; sea's :3 a xDD thief, uWu whose :3 wiquid uWu suwge wesowves 
The ^-^ moon OwO into salt teaws; OwO the >w< eawth's :3 a xDD thief, 
:33 That feeds ÚwÚ and >_> bweeds uWu by :3 a uWu compostuwe stow'n 
From gen'waw uWu excwement- OwO each thing's :3 a >w< thief. 
The ^w^ waws, >_> youw ;;w;; cuwb ÚwÚ and whip, in theiw xDD wough power 
xDD Has >_< uncheck'd >_> theft. ^-^ Wuv ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ youwsewves; ^w^ away, 
>_> Wob ^-^ onye >_> anyothew. There's ^-^ mowe >w< gowd. xDD Cut xDD thwoats; 
^-^ Aww UwU that you ^.^ meet awe ^w^ thieves. ÚwÚ To :33 Athens ÚwÚ go, 
:33 Bweak open ^w^ shops; nyothing can you >_< steaw 
But ;;w;; thieves ^-^ do wose it. >_> Steaw ^.^ nyot less uWu fow :3 this 
I ^w^ give OwO you; ÚwÚ and gold xDD confound you howsoe'ew! 
UwU Amen. 
uWu THIWD BANDIT. xDD Has ^w^ awmost OwO chawm'd me ^-^ fwom my >_< pwofession uWu by 
persuading me ^-^ to it. 
OwO FIWST BANDIT. ^.^ 'Tis in OwO the ;;w;; mawice >_> of :33 mankind UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; thus ;;w;; advises 
>_< us; ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ have OwO us thrive in ^-^ ouw :3 mystewy. 
x3 SECOND BANDIT. I'll believe him as OwO an enemy, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give xDD uvw my 
trade. 
OwO FIWST BANDIT. >_> Wet OwO us ^.^ fiwst UwU see xDD peace in x3 Athens. Thewe :3 is nyo UwU time OwO so 
xDD misewabwe uWu but :3 a man ^-^ may >w< be true. >_< Exeunt ÚwÚ THIEVES 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ FWAVIUS, ^-^ to TIMON 

x3 FWAVIUS. :3 O you x3 gods! 
^-^ Is yond UwU despis'd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wuinyous man my UwU wowd? 
>w< Fuww >_> of UwU decay ÚwÚ and >_> faiwing? :3 O :33 monyument 
And wonder >_> of good deeds evilly ÚwÚ bestow'd! 
What OwO an alteration >_> of uWu honyouw 
xDD Has x3 desp'wate UwU want :3 made! 
What ^.^ viwew xDD thing x3 upon OwO the :3 eawth than fwiends, 
OwO Who can bwing nyobwest ^w^ minds ^-^ to ÚwÚ basest ends! 
OwO How ^-^ wawewy OwO does ^.^ it ^.^ meet with :3 this >w< time's x3 guise, 
When man ÚwÚ was :33 wish'd ^-^ to love his enemies! 
>_> Gwant I ^-^ may >w< evew love, ÚwÚ and wathew ^w^ woo 
Those UwU that would mischief me than x3 those UwU that >w< do! 
xDD Has >_> caught me in his eye; I uWu wiww ÚwÚ pwesent 
UwU My >w< honyest >w< gwief x3 unto ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and as my lord 
OwO Stiww sewve him with my wife. UwU My ;;w;; deawest >w< mastew! 
UwU TIMON. xDD Away! What art thou? 
x3 FWAVIUS. >_< Have you ;;w;; fowgot uWu me, sir? 
UwU TIMON. UwU Why OwO dost ÚwÚ ask ÚwÚ that? I ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot >w< aww ^w^ men; 
>_> Then, ^-^ if :3 thou >w< gwant'st th'art :3 a man, I ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot thee. 
x3 FWAVIUS. An >w< honyest UwU poow ^-^ sewvant >_> of ^w^ youws. 
UwU TIMON. ;;w;; Then I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee not. 
I never xDD had >w< honyest man about uWu me, :3 I. 
^-^ Aww I ^-^ kept ;;w;; wewe knaves, ^-^ to sewve in meat ^-^ to ^.^ viwwains. 
x3 FWAVIUS. The UwU gods awe ;;w;; witnyess, 
;;w;; Nyev'w >_> did UwU poow ^.^ stewawd wear :3 a twuew >w< gwief 
>_< Fow his undonye lord than >_< minye eyes uWu fow you. 
UwU TIMON. >_> What, OwO dost :3 thou xDD weep? Come ^.^ nyeawew. ;;w;; Then I love ÚwÚ thee 
xDD Because :3 thou art :3 a ^-^ woman ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ discwaim'st 
Fwinty >_> mankind, uWu whose eyes ^-^ do never ^w^ give 
But thowough wust ÚwÚ and ^-^ waughtew. Pity's ^w^ sweeping. 
Strange times, UwU that weep with laughing, ^.^ nyot with ^w^ weeping! 
x3 FWAVIUS. I UwU beg >_> of you ^-^ to xDD knyow uWu me, good my lord, 
^.^ T' accept my gwief, ÚwÚ and UwU whiwst :3 this UwU poow wealth ^-^ wasts 
ÚwÚ To UwU entewtain me as >_> youw ^.^ stewawd ^.^ stiww. 
UwU TIMON. Had I :3 a ^.^ stewawd 
^w^ So true, OwO so UwU just, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow OwO so comfortable? 
^w^ It ^w^ awmost ;;w;; tuwns my dangewous ^-^ nyatuwe xDD miwd. 
>_> Wet me >w< behowd >w< thy face. :33 Suwewy, :3 this man 
>_> Was :3 bown >_> of OwO woman. 
uWu Fowgive my ^w^ genyewaw ÚwÚ and OwO exceptwess :33 washnyess, 
You perpetual-sober x3 gods! I ^-^ do :3 pwocwaim 
>_< Onye >w< honyest :3 man- >_> mistake me ;;w;; nyot, uWu but UwU onye; 
:3 Nyo :3 mowe, I >w< pway- ÚwÚ and :33 he's :3 a ^w^ stewawd. 
OwO How fain would I ^.^ have hated >w< aww x3 mankind! 
And :3 thou redeem'st thysewf. But aww, :33 save ^.^ thee, 
I feww with curses. 
x3 Methinks :3 thou art ^-^ mowe >w< honyest :3 nyow than x3 wise; 
>_< Fow uWu by ÚwÚ oppwessing ÚwÚ and betraying me 
Thou x3 mightst ^.^ have sooner ^w^ got another ^-^ sewvice; 
>_< Fow many OwO so ^-^ awwive at uWu second ;;w;; mastews 
:3 Upon theiw ^.^ fiwst ;;w;; wowd's ÚwÚ nyeck. But tell me true, 
>_< Fow I >w< must >w< evew x3 doubt >w< though :33 nye'ew OwO so ;;w;; suwe, 
^-^ Is ^.^ nyot >w< thy >_> kindnyess subtle, covetous, 
>w< If ^.^ nyot :3 a :33 usuwing >_> kindnyess, ÚwÚ and as rich x3 men ^-^ deaw ÚwÚ gifts, 
^.^ Expecting in xDD wetuwn twenty uWu fow ÚwÚ onye? 
x3 FWAVIUS. No, my UwU most >w< wowthy :3 mastew, in uWu whose uWu bweast 
Doubt ÚwÚ and suspect, alas, awe ^.^ pwac'd xDD too uWu wate! 
You shouwd ^.^ have >_< feaw'd false xDD times when you >_> did feast: 
ÚwÚ Suspect still comes xDD whewe OwO an ^-^ estate :3 is >w< weast. 
:33 That ;;w;; which I show, >w< heaven knows, :3 is mewewy love, 
^w^ Duty, ÚwÚ and :3 zeaw, ^-^ to >_> youw UwU unmatched UwU mind, 
Cawe >_> of >_> youw >_< food ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wiving; ÚwÚ and believe it, 
UwU My UwU most UwU honyouw'd lord, 
>_< Fow ^-^ any benefit UwU that OwO points ^-^ to uWu me, 
x3 Eithew in >w< hope ^w^ ow >w< pwesent, :3 I'd exchange 
>_< Fow :3 this ^-^ onye OwO wish, UwU that you xDD had power ÚwÚ and wealth 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wequite me uWu by :33 making rich OwO youwsewf. 
UwU TIMON. Wook ^.^ thee, 'tis so! Thou :33 singwy >w< honyest man, 
Here, take. The >_< gods, >_< out >_> of my misery, 
>_< Have x3 sent ÚwÚ thee >w< tweasuwe. Go, live rich ÚwÚ and happy, 
But ;;w;; thus UwU condition'd; :3 thou ^-^ shawt build ^-^ fwom ^w^ men; 
;;w;; Hate aww, ^w^ cuwse aww, show charity ^-^ to x3 nyonye, 
But let OwO the famish'd ^.^ fwesh slide ^-^ fwom OwO the ^.^ bonye 
Ewe :3 thou relieve OwO the :3 beggaw. >w< Give ^-^ to ;;w;; dogs 
What :3 thou deniest ^-^ to ^w^ men; let ;;w;; pwisons swawwow >w< 'em, 
>_> Debts >_< withew >w< 'em ^-^ to nothing. Be x3 men >_< wike OwO bwasted woods, 
And ^-^ may ÚwÚ diseases OwO wick OwO up theiw false bloods! 
And so, faweweww ÚwÚ and x3 thwive. 
x3 FWAVIUS. :33 O, let me stay 
And comfort you, my mastew. 
UwU TIMON. >w< If :3 thou UwU hat'st ^.^ cuwses, 
uWu Stay not; UwU fwy UwU whiwst :3 thou art bwest ÚwÚ and xDD fwee. 
:33 Nye'ew UwU see :3 thou man, ÚwÚ and let me :33 nye'ew UwU see thee. 
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^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
The OwO woods. Before TIMON's ÚwÚ cave 

x3 Entew ^.^ POET ÚwÚ and >_> PAINTEW 

:3 PAINTEW. UwU As I took ^-^ nyote >_> of OwO the place, ^.^ it cannyot >w< be :3 faw xDD whewe ^.^ he 
:3 abides. 
UwU POET. ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ thought >_> of OwO him? uWu Does OwO the wumouw howd uWu fow OwO twue UwU that :33 he's 
OwO so :33 fuww >_> of UwU gowd? 
:3 PAINTEW. :33 Cewtain. Awcibiades reports xDD it; Phwynyia ÚwÚ and >_> Timandwa xDD had 
gold >_> of >_> him. ÚwÚ He wikewise :33 enwich'd UwU poow stwaggwing xDD sowdiews with 
gweat >_> quantity. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ said ^.^ he >_> gave x3 unto his ^.^ stewawd :3 a :3 mighty ^.^ sum. 
UwU POET. ;;w;; Then :3 this breaking >_> of his >_> has >_< been uWu but :3 a twy uWu fow his uWu fwiends? 
:3 PAINTEW. Nyothing >w< ewse. You uWu shaww UwU see him :3 a pawm in :33 Athens uWu again, 
ÚwÚ and flourish with OwO the uWu highest. OwO Thewefowe 'tis ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ amiss ^-^ we >w< tendew 
^-^ ouw loves ^-^ to him in :3 this suppos'd >_> distwess >_> of his; ^.^ it uWu wiww show 
^-^ honyestwy in >w< us, ÚwÚ and :3 is vewy :33 wikewy ^-^ to woad ^-^ ouw >w< puwposes with what 
uWu they UwU twavaiw for, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ just ÚwÚ and OwO twue wepowt UwU that :33 goes >_> of his 
>w< having. 
UwU POET. What ^.^ have you :3 nyow ^-^ to ÚwÚ pwesent x3 unto OwO him? 
:3 PAINTEW. Nyothing at :3 this UwU time uWu but my OwO visitation; only I uWu wiww 
pwomise him OwO an excellent piece. 
UwU POET. I >w< must sewve him OwO so UwU too, tell him >_> of OwO an ^.^ intent that's UwU coming 
towawd >_> him. 
:3 PAINTEW. Good as OwO the >_> best. Promising :3 is OwO the vewy ÚwÚ aiw o' th' time; 
^.^ it opens OwO the eyes >_> of ^.^ expectation. xDD Pewfowmance :3 is >w< evew OwO the >_< duwwew 
uWu fow his ^-^ act, ÚwÚ and uWu but in OwO the :33 pwainyew ÚwÚ and :3 simpwew >w< kind >_> of ^w^ peopwe 
OwO the deed >_> of ^.^ saying :3 is ^-^ quite >_< out >_> of use. ÚwÚ To pwomise :3 is UwU most 
>_> couwtwy ÚwÚ and fashionable; pewfowmance :3 is :3 a >w< kind >_> of uWu wiww ^w^ ow 
>_< testament ;;w;; which :33 awgues :3 a gweat sicknyess in his ÚwÚ judgment UwU that 
makes it. 

x3 Entew TIMON ^-^ fwom his ÚwÚ cave 

UwU TIMON. ^-^ [Aside] Excellent workman! Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot x3 paint :3 a man OwO so OwO bad 
as :3 is thysewf. 
UwU POET. I x3 am >w< thinking what I uWu shaww uWu say I ^.^ have provided uWu fow >_> him. ^w^ It 
>w< must >w< be :3 a >_< pewsonyating >_> of ;;w;; himsewf; :3 a ^-^ satiwe x3 against OwO the xDD softnyess 
>_> of x3 pwospewity, with :3 a discovery >_> of OwO the >_< infinyite fwattewies UwU that 
follow xDD youth ÚwÚ and >_> opuwency. 
UwU TIMON. ^-^ [Aside] Must :3 thou ^.^ nyeeds ^.^ stand uWu fow :3 a villain in UwU thinye >_> own 
wowk? uWu Wiwt :3 thou x3 whip UwU thinye >_> own faults in uWu othew ^.^ men? Do so, I ^.^ have 
gold uWu fow thee. 
UwU POET. ;;w;; Nyay, wet's >w< seek him; 
;;w;; Then ^-^ do ^-^ we xDD sin x3 against ^-^ ouw >_> own ^-^ estate 
When ^-^ we ^-^ may >w< pwofit ^.^ meet ÚwÚ and come xDD too late. 
:3 PAINTEW. True; 
When OwO the :3 day serves, before bwack-cownyew'd night, 
Find what :3 thou :33 want'st uWu by free ÚwÚ and ^.^ offew'd >_> wight. 
x3 Come. 
UwU TIMON. ^-^ [Aside] I'll ^.^ meet you at OwO the OwO tuwn. What :3 a >w< god's ^.^ gowd, 
:33 That ^.^ he :3 is >w< wowshipp'd in :3 a baser :33 tempwe 
>w< Than xDD whewe ^w^ swinye feed! 
^.^ 'Tis :3 thou UwU that x3 wig'st OwO the bark ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwough'st OwO the UwU foam, 
Settwest admired uWu wevewence in :3 a >w< swave. 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ thee >w< be ^-^ wowship! ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_< saints uWu fow :3 aye 
Be xDD cwown'd with UwU pwagues, UwU that ÚwÚ thee :3 awonye ^-^ obey! 
OwO Fit I ^.^ meet ^.^ them. [Advancing ^-^ fwom his >_< cave] 
UwU POET. Hail, >w< wowthy ^-^ Timon! 
:3 PAINTEW. Our ^.^ wate x3 nyobwe >w< mastew! 
UwU TIMON. >_< Have I UwU once uWu wiv'd ^-^ to UwU see two >w< honyest ^.^ men? 
UwU POET. >_> Siw, 
Having >_< often >_> of >_> youw open bounty :3 tasted, 
^w^ Heawing you ;;w;; wewe retir'd, >_> youw fwiends OwO faww'n OwO off, 
uWu Whose x3 thankwess nyatuwes- :3 O abhowwed spiwits!- 
:3 Nyot >w< aww OwO the :3 whips >_> of >w< heaven awe uWu wawge x3 enyough- 
>_< What! ^-^ to you, 
uWu Whose x3 staw-wike ;;w;; nyobwenyess >_> gave life ÚwÚ and influence 
ÚwÚ To theiw xDD whowe uWu being! I x3 am ^.^ wapt, ÚwÚ and cannyot cuvw 
The monstrous ÚwÚ buwk >_> of :3 this ingratitude 
x3 With ^-^ any UwU size >_> of wowds. 
UwU TIMON. >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< go naked: x3 men ^-^ may >_> see't OwO the ^w^ bettew. 
You UwU that awe ^w^ honyest, uWu by being what you awe, 
UwU Make them :33 best uWu seen ÚwÚ and known. 
:3 PAINTEW. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ and ^-^ mysewf 
>_< Have travail'd in OwO the gweat >_< show'w >_> of >_> youw ÚwÚ gifts, 
And OwO sweetwy ;;w;; fewt it. 
UwU TIMON. >w< Ay, you awe >w< honyest ^-^ men. 
:3 PAINTEW. We awe UwU hithew come ^-^ to :3 offew you ^-^ ouw uWu sewvice. 
UwU TIMON. uWu Most >w< honyest >_< men! ÚwÚ Why, how uWu shaww I ÚwÚ wequite you? 
^w^ Can you xDD eat ^w^ woots, ÚwÚ and dwink x3 cowd >_> watew- ;;w;; Nyo? 
uWu BOTH. What ^-^ we can uWu do, ^w^ we'ww uWu do, ^-^ to ^-^ do you uWu sewvice. 
UwU TIMON. Y'awe >w< honyest ^-^ men. :33 Y'have heard UwU that I ^.^ have ;;w;; gowd; 
I x3 am ^w^ suwe you have. ^w^ Speak OwO twuth; >_< y'awe >w< honyest ^-^ men. 
:3 PAINTEW. ^w^ So ^.^ it :3 is said, my x3 nyobwe ^w^ wowd; uWu but OwO thewefowe 
Came ^.^ nyot my fwiend :3 nyow :3 I. 
UwU TIMON. Good >w< honyest >_< men! Thou >w< dwaw'st :3 a >w< countewfeit 
:33 Best in >w< aww x3 Athens. xDD Th'awt >_< indeed OwO the best; 
Thou >_> countewfeit'st UwU most lively. 
:3 PAINTEW. UwU So, so, my :33 wowd. 
UwU TIMON. uWu E'en so, ;;w;; siw, as I >w< say. uWu [To ÚwÚ To POET] And uWu fow >w< thy ^-^ fiction, 
ÚwÚ Why, >w< thy ^w^ vewse swells with stuff OwO so fine ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ smooth 
:33 That :3 thou art x3 even :3 nyatuwaw in UwU thinye awt. 
But uWu fow >w< aww this, my honest-natur'd fwiends, 
I >w< must ^.^ nyeeds uWu say you ^.^ have :3 a wittwe fault. 
x3 Mawwy, 'tis ^.^ nyot monstrous in OwO you; neither ^w^ wish I 
You UwU take >w< much x3 pains ^-^ to >_> mend. 
uWu BOTH. ^-^ Beseech >_> youw uWu honyouw 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make ^.^ it OwO knyown ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. 
UwU TIMON. You'll UwU take ^.^ it ill. 
uWu BOTH. uWu Most thankfully, my :33 wowd. 
UwU TIMON. uWu Wiww you ^.^ indeed? 
uWu BOTH. Doubt ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, >w< wowthy :33 wowd. 
UwU TIMON. There's never :3 a ^-^ onye >_> of you uWu but uWu twusts :3 a ^.^ knyave 
:33 That ^w^ mightiwy deceives you. 
uWu BOTH. Do >_> we, my UwU wowd? 
UwU TIMON. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and you hear him OwO cog, UwU see him ^w^ dissembwe, 
xDD Knyow his :3 gwoss ;;w;; patchewy, love ^w^ him, :33 feed ^w^ him, 
Keep in >_> youw bosom; ÚwÚ yet >_< wemain assur'd 
:33 That :33 he's :3 a >w< made-up :3 viwwain. 
:3 PAINTEW. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot :33 such, my :33 wowd. 
UwU POET. Nyow :3 I. 
UwU TIMON. Wook you, I love you ;;w;; weww; I'll ^w^ give you ^.^ gowd, 
UwU Wid me ^.^ these >_< viwwains ^-^ fwom >_> youw ^-^ companyies. 
>w< Hang them ^w^ ow :33 stab ;;w;; them, drown them in :3 a draught, 
uWu Confound them uWu by >w< some ^.^ couwse, ÚwÚ and come ^-^ to uWu me, 
I'll ^w^ give you gold ^w^ enyough. 
uWu BOTH. >w< Nyame ;;w;; them, my ^w^ wowd; wet's xDD knyow ^.^ them. 
UwU TIMON. You UwU that >_< way, ÚwÚ and you this- uWu but two in xDD company; 
>_> Each man apawt, >w< aww >w< singwe ÚwÚ and xDD awonye, 
>_> Yet OwO an OwO awch-viwwain >_< keeps him :33 company. 
uWu [To OwO the ^w^ PAINTEW] ^.^ If, xDD whewe :3 thou :3 awt, two ^w^ viwwians uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ be, 
Come ^.^ nyot ;;w;; nyeaw >_> him. uWu [To OwO the POET] >w< If :3 thou wouldst ^.^ nyot OwO weside 
But xDD whewe ^-^ onye villain ;;w;; is, then him UwU abandon.- 
ÚwÚ Hence, OwO pack! :33 thewe's ;;w;; gowd; you came uWu fow ^.^ gowd, ye :33 swaves. 
uWu [To OwO the ^w^ PAINTEW] You ^.^ have wowk uWu fow me; :33 thewe's payment; OwO hence! 
uWu [To OwO the POET] You awe OwO an awchemist; ^-^ make gold >_> of xDD that.- 
:33 Out, >w< wascaw OwO dogs! [Beats ÚwÚ and >_> dwives them :33 out] 

x3 Entew >_> FWAVIUS ÚwÚ and two SENATORS 

x3 FWAVIUS. ^w^ It :3 is vain UwU that you would speak with >w< Timon; 
>_< Fow ^.^ he :3 is xDD set OwO so only ^-^ to ^-^ himsewf 
:33 That nyothing uWu but ^-^ himsewf ;;w;; which looks >_< wike man 
^-^ Is fwiendwy with >_> him. 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. >_< Bwing OwO us ^-^ to his UwU cave. 
^w^ It :3 is ^-^ ouw part ÚwÚ and pwomise ^-^ to th' Athenyians 
ÚwÚ To speak with OwO Timon. 
x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^.^ At >w< aww xDD times alike 
Men awe ^.^ nyot still OwO the same; 'twas UwU time ÚwÚ and gwiefs 
:33 That x3 fwam'd him OwO thus. Time, with his ^-^ faiwew ;;w;; hand, 
Offering OwO the :3 fowtunyes >_> of his fowmew OwO days, 
The fowmew man ^-^ may ^-^ make >_> him. >_< Bwing OwO us ^-^ to ^w^ him, 
And uWu chance ^.^ it as ^.^ it OwO may. 
x3 FWAVIUS. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is his UwU cave. 
xDD Peace ÚwÚ and ^.^ content >w< be :3 hewe! Wowd ^-^ Timon! ^-^ Timon! 
Wook out, ÚwÚ and speak ^-^ to >_< fwiends. ^-^ Th' Athenyians 
By two >_> of theiw UwU most OwO wevewend Senate gweet thee. 
^w^ Speak ^-^ to ;;w;; them, x3 nyobwe OwO Timon. 

x3 Entew TIMON >_< out >_> of his ÚwÚ cave 

UwU TIMON. Thou >_< sun UwU that ^w^ comfowts, burn. ^w^ Speak ÚwÚ and >w< be hang'd! 
>_< Fow OwO each OwO twue >_> wowd :3 a bwistew, ÚwÚ and OwO each false 
Be as :3 a cautewizing ^-^ to OwO the >w< woot o' th' tongue, 
Consuming ^.^ it with :33 speaking! 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. Wowthy Timon- 
UwU TIMON. x3 Of UwU nyonye uWu but such as you, ÚwÚ and you >_> of OwO Timon. 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. The xDD senyatows >_> of :33 Athens gweet ^.^ thee, OwO Timon. 
UwU TIMON. I :3 thank them; ÚwÚ and would ^-^ send them xDD back OwO the plague, 
Could I uWu but catch ^.^ it uWu fow ^.^ them. 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. :33 O, ^-^ fowget 
What ^-^ we awe >_< sowwy uWu fow uWu ouwsewves in thee. 
The xDD senyatows with ^-^ onye consent >_> of love 
>_< Entweat ÚwÚ thee xDD back ^-^ to ^-^ Athens, ^-^ who ^.^ have ^w^ thought 
uWu On speciaw >w< dignyities, ;;w;; which vacant lie 
>_< Fow >w< thy :33 best ;;w;; use ÚwÚ and ^-^ weawing. 
x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^.^ They x3 confess 
Towawd ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ fowgetfuwnyess xDD too general, xDD gwoss; 
^w^ Which :3 nyow OwO the uWu pubwic body, ;;w;; which doth uWu sewdom 
;;w;; Pway OwO the recanter, feeling in itsewf 
OwO A wack >_> of Timon's ^-^ aid, ;;w;; hath :33 sense withaw 
x3 Of ^.^ it >_> own :33 faiw, OwO westwainying aid ^-^ to >_< Timon, 
And ^-^ send :3 fowth OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ make theiw sorrowed UwU wendew, 
Together with :3 a ÚwÚ wecompense ^-^ mowe :3 fwuitfuw 
>w< Than theiw OwO offence can ^.^ weigh ;;w;; down uWu by OwO the dram; 
>w< Ay, x3 even such ÚwÚ heaps ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ sums >_> of love ÚwÚ and wealth 
UwU As uWu shaww ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ^-^ bwot >_< out what ^-^ wwongs ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; theiws 
And wwite in ÚwÚ thee OwO the :33 figuwes >_> of theiw love, 
:33 Evew ^-^ to ;;w;; wead them >w< thinye. 
UwU TIMON. You :3 witch me in xDD it; 
UwU Suwpwise me ^-^ to OwO the vewy UwU bwink >_> of uWu teaws. 
;;w;; Wend me :3 a foow's OwO heawt ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 woman's >_> eyes, 
And I'll ^.^ beweep ^.^ these ^w^ comfowts, >w< wowthy senyatows. 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. OwO Thewefowe OwO so >w< pwease ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to xDD wetuwn with >w< us, 
And >_> of ^-^ ouw ^-^ Athens, UwU thinye ÚwÚ and UwU ouws, ^-^ to UwU take 
The ^.^ captainship, :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be met with UwU thanks, 
ÚwÚ Awwow'd with absowute :33 powew, ÚwÚ and >w< thy good name 
Live with authowity. ^w^ So >_> soon ^-^ we uWu shaww ÚwÚ dwive xDD back 
x3 Of Awcibiades th' >_< appwoaches wild, 
Who, >_< wike :3 a ^-^ boaw xDD too ^-^ savage, doth >w< woot OwO up 
His ^-^ countwy's ^-^ peace. 
x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. And xDD shakes his x3 thweat'nying >_< swowd 
uWu Against OwO the >_< wawws >_> of x3 Athens. 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. :33 Thewefowe, Timon- 
UwU TIMON. Weww, ;;w;; siw, I uWu wiww. OwO Thewefowe I wiww, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ thus: 
>w< If Awcibiades :33 kiww my countrymen, 
>_> Wet Awcibiades xDD knyow :3 this >_> of >_< Timon, 
:33 That Timon >_> cawes not. But ^-^ if ^.^ he sack fair ^-^ Athens, 
And UwU take ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ goodwy ;;w;; aged x3 men uWu by th' beawds, 
UwU Giving ^-^ ouw holy :33 viwgins ^-^ to OwO the :33 stain 
x3 Of ^-^ contumewious, uWu beastwy, uWu mad-bwain'd war, 
;;w;; Then let him >_> knyow- ÚwÚ and tell him Timon ^-^ speaks ^.^ it 
UwU In ^-^ pity >_> of ^-^ ouw ;;w;; aged ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >w< youth- 
I cannyot OwO choose uWu but tell him UwU that I cawe ;;w;; nyot, 
And let him uWu take't at xDD wowst; uWu fow theiw :33 knyives cawe ;;w;; nyot, 
OwO Whiwe you ^.^ have throats ^-^ to >w< answew. >_< Fow ÚwÚ mysewf, 
There's ^.^ nyot :3 a whittle in th' xDD unwuwy ^-^ camp 
But I ^-^ do UwU pwize ^.^ it at my love before 
The ^-^ wevewend'st ^w^ thwoat in x3 Athens. ^w^ So I xDD weave you 
ÚwÚ To OwO the >w< pwotection >_> of OwO the pwospewous >_< gods, 
UwU As ;;w;; thieves ^-^ to keepers. 
x3 FWAVIUS. uWu Stay ;;w;; nyot, all's in vain. 
UwU TIMON. ÚwÚ Why, I ÚwÚ was :33 wwiting >_> of my >_> epitaph; 
^w^ It uWu wiww >w< be uWu seen >w< to-mowwow. UwU My wong sicknyess 
x3 Of OwO heawth ÚwÚ and :3 wiving :3 nyow begins ^-^ to ÚwÚ mend, 
And nyothing brings me >w< aww ;;w;; things. Go, live still; 
Be Awcibiades >_> youw plague, you his, 
And last OwO so wong enyough! 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. We speak in vain. 
UwU TIMON. But ÚwÚ yet I love my xDD countwy, ÚwÚ and x3 am ^.^ nyot 
>_< Onye UwU that rejoices in OwO the ^w^ common UwU wweck, 
UwU As ^w^ common >_< bwuit doth >w< put it. 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^.^ That's ;;w;; weww spoke. 
UwU TIMON. ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to my :33 woving ^.^ countwymen- 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^.^ These uWu wowds ÚwÚ become >_> youw lips as uWu they xDD pass OwO thwough 
^.^ them. 
x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. And ÚwÚ entew in ^-^ ouw ears >_< wike gweat >_< twiumphews 
UwU In theiw appwauding xDD gates. 
UwU TIMON. ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to ;;w;; them, 
And tell them UwU that, ^-^ to >_> ease them >_> of theiw ^.^ gwiefs, 
Their ^-^ feaws >_> of hostile xDD stwokes, theiw aches, wosses, 
Their >w< pangs >_> of love, with uWu othew >_> incident throes 
:33 That nature's fragile vessel doth sustain 
UwU In :3 wife's uncewtain voyage, I uWu wiww >w< some >_> kindnyess ^-^ do ^w^ them- 
I'll teach them ^-^ to >w< pwevent wiwd ÚwÚ Awcibiades' :3 wwath. 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. I >_< wike :3 this ;;w;; weww; ^.^ he uWu wiww xDD wetuwn again. 
UwU TIMON. I ^.^ have :3 a xDD twee, ;;w;; which grows here in my OwO cwose, 
:33 That >_< minye >_> own ;;w;; use ^-^ invites me ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut down, 
And :33 showtwy >w< must I feww it. >_> Teww my fwiends, 
>_> Teww ^-^ Athens, in OwO the >w< sequence >_> of degree 
From UwU high ^-^ to low ^.^ thwoughout, UwU that ^.^ whoso >w< pwease 
ÚwÚ To xDD stop ^-^ affwiction, let him UwU take his haste, 
Come hithew, ewe my twee ;;w;; hath ;;w;; fewt OwO the ^w^ axe, 
And >_> hang :3 himsewf. I pray you ^-^ do my xDD gweeting. 
x3 FWAVIUS. OwO Twoubwe him nyo :33 fuwthew; ;;w;; thus you still uWu shaww find >_> him. 
UwU TIMON. Come ^.^ nyot ^-^ to me ÚwÚ again; uWu but uWu say ^-^ to :33 Athens 
Timon ;;w;; hath :3 made his xDD evewwasting UwU mansion 
:3 Upon OwO the :3 beached >_> vewge >_> of OwO the salt ^.^ fwood, 
OwO Who UwU once :3 a :3 day with his >w< embossed fwoth 
The turbulent uWu suwge uWu shaww xDD cuvw. Thithew xDD come, 
And let my x3 gwavestonye >w< be >_> youw oracle. 
:3 Wips, let ^w^ souw uWu wowds >w< go uWu by ÚwÚ and language x3 end: 
What :3 is amiss, pwague ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ infection ÚwÚ mend! 
xDD Gwaves only >w< be xDD men's ^w^ wowks ÚwÚ and death theiw ;;w;; gain! 
;;w;; Sun, hide >w< thy beams. Timon ;;w;; hath x3 donye his OwO weign. 
Exit TIMON OwO into his ÚwÚ cave 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. His ^w^ discontents awe :3 unwemovabwy 
ÚwÚ Coupwed ^-^ to ^.^ nyatuwe. 
x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. Our >w< hope in him :3 is UwU dead. >_> Wet OwO us xDD wetuwn 
And xDD stwain what uWu othew :3 means :3 is weft x3 unto OwO us 
UwU In ^-^ ouw dear ^-^ pewiw. 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^w^ It xDD wequiwes swift foot. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
Before OwO the >_< wawws >_> of :33 Athens 

x3 Entew two uWu othew SENATORS with :3 a MESSENGEW 

OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. Thou x3 hast painfully ;;w;; discuvw'd; awe his fiwes 
UwU As :33 fuww as >w< thy wepowt? 
MESSENGEW. I ^.^ have xDD spoke OwO the >w< weast. 
UwU Besides, his ^-^ expedition ^w^ pwomises 
Present appwoach. 
x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. We ^.^ stand >w< much ;;w;; hazawd ^-^ if uWu they bwing ^.^ nyot OwO Timon. 
MESSENGEW. I met :3 a OwO couwiew, ^-^ onye >_< minye ÚwÚ ancient OwO fwiend, 
Whom, >w< though in ^w^ genyewaw part ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe xDD oppos'd, 
>_> Yet ^-^ ouw ^.^ owd love xDD had :3 a pawticuwaw force, 
And :3 made OwO us speak >_< wike >_< fwiends. :3 This man ÚwÚ was riding 
From Awcibiades ^-^ to Timon's ÚwÚ cave 
x3 With letters >_> of uWu entweaty, ;;w;; which >w< impowted 
His OwO fewwowship >w< i' th' cause x3 against >_> youw >_< city, 
UwU In part uWu fow his :33 sake mov'd. 

x3 Entew OwO the uWu othew xDD SENyATOWS, ^-^ fwom TIMON 

OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ;;w;; Hewe come ^-^ ouw OwO bwothews. 
uWu THIWD ÚwÚ SENyATOW. :3 Nyo talk >_> of >_< Timon, nyothing >_> of him ;;w;; expect. 
The enyemies' uWu dwum :3 is heard, ÚwÚ and xDD feawfuw >_> scouwing 
^-^ Doth uWu choke OwO the ÚwÚ aiw with OwO dust. ;;w;; In, ÚwÚ and >_> pwepawe. 
x3 Ouws :3 is OwO the fall, I fear; ^-^ ouw :33 foes OwO the snyawe. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
The TIMON's ^-^ cave, ÚwÚ and :3 a wude tomb uWu seen 

x3 Entew :3 a SOLDIER in OwO the woods, >w< seeking TIMON 

^-^ SOWDIEW. By >w< aww ;;w;; descwiption :3 this shouwd >w< be OwO the :3 pwace. 
>w< Who's hewe? xDD Speak, UwU ho! :3 Nyo OwO answew? What :3 is uWu this? 
Timon :3 is OwO dead, ^-^ who ;;w;; hath :33 outstwetch'd his ^.^ span. 
uWu Some beast rear'd ^.^ this; here OwO does ^.^ nyot live :3 a xDD man. 
uWu Dead, suwe; ÚwÚ and :3 this his ^-^ gwave. What's uWu on :3 this tomb 
I cannyot OwO wead; OwO the >_< chawactew I'll UwU take with wax. 
Our x3 captain ;;w;; hath in every figuwe skill, 
An >w< ag'd >w< intewpwetew, >w< though x3 young in ^.^ days; 
Before >_> pwoud :33 Athens :33 he's xDD set ;;w;; down uWu by this, 
uWu Whose ^-^ faww OwO the mark >_> of his ambition is. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
Before OwO the >_< wawws >_> of :33 Athens 

^-^ Twumpets :3 sound. x3 Entew AWCIBIADES with his >w< powews before :33 Athens 

uWu AWCIBIADES. Sound ^-^ to :3 this cowawd ÚwÚ and >w< wascivious ^-^ town 
Our uWu tewwibwe appwoach. 

Sound :3 a :33 pawwey. The SENATORS :3 appeaw x3 upon OwO the >_< wawws 

;;w;; Tiww :3 nyow you ^.^ have gonye uWu on ÚwÚ and fill'd OwO the UwU time 
x3 With >w< aww ÚwÚ wicentious >_> measuwe, :33 making >_> youw wills 
The >_> scope >_> of ;;w;; justice; ÚwÚ tiww nyow, ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ and such 
UwU As >w< swept within OwO the ;;w;; shadow >_> of >_> youw :33 powew, 
>_< Have wandew'd with ^-^ ouw travers'd uWu awms, ÚwÚ and breath'd 
Our sufferance x3 vainwy. Nyow OwO the UwU time :3 is ^w^ fwush, 
When cwouching OwO mawwow, in OwO the ÚwÚ beawew ^w^ stwong, 
^.^ Cwies >_> of itsewf ^.^ 'Nyo mowe!' Nyow :33 bweathwess :33 wwong 
:33 Shaww ^-^ sit ÚwÚ and pant in >_> youw gweat ÚwÚ chaiws >_> of ease, 
And ^-^ puwsy insowence uWu shaww >_< bweak his ^.^ wind 
x3 With ;;w;; feaw ÚwÚ and horrid fwight. 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. x3 Nyobwe ÚwÚ and young, 
When >w< thy ^.^ fiwst gwiefs ;;w;; wewe uWu but :3 a mere conceit, 
Ewe :3 thou xDD hadst power ^w^ ow ^-^ we xDD had cause >_> of feaw, 
We x3 sent ^-^ to ^.^ thee, ^-^ to ^w^ give >w< thy ^w^ wages x3 bawm, 
ÚwÚ To wipe >_< out ^-^ ouw ingratitude with loves 
OwO Abuv theiw >_> quantity. 
x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^w^ So >_> did ^-^ we ^w^ woo 
UwU Twansfowmed Timon ^-^ to ^-^ ouw x3 city's love 
By humbwe xDD message ÚwÚ and uWu by OwO pwomis'd ^w^ means. 
We ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot >w< aww UwU unkind, :3 nyow >w< aww deserve 
The ^w^ common OwO stwoke >_> of waw. 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^.^ These >_< wawws >_> of ^w^ ouws 
Were ^.^ nyot >w< ewected uWu by theiw ^.^ hands ^-^ fwom xDD whom 
You ^.^ have receiv'd >_> youw griefs; :3 nyow awe uWu they such 
:33 That ^.^ these gweat tow'rs, uWu twophies, ÚwÚ and schoows, shouwd ^-^ faww 
>_< Fow pwivate faults in ^.^ them. 
x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. Nyow awe uWu they :3 wiving 
OwO Who ;;w;; wewe OwO the >w< motives UwU that you ^.^ fiwst went ^-^ out; 
xDD Shame, UwU that uWu they ^w^ wanted ^.^ cunnying, in ^-^ excess 
;;w;; Hath x3 bwoke theiw ^-^ heawts. xDD Mawch, x3 nyobwe lord, 
x3 Into ^-^ ouw :33 city with >w< thy bannyews spwead. 
By decimation ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; tithed >_> death- 
>w< If >w< thy revenges hungew uWu fow UwU that >_< food 
^w^ Which ^-^ nyatuwe loathes- UwU take :3 thou OwO the xDD destin'd >_> tenth, 
And uWu by OwO the ;;w;; hazawd >_> of OwO the >_> spotted die 
>_> Wet die OwO the >w< spotted. 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^-^ Aww ^.^ have ^.^ nyot xDD offended; 
>_< Fow x3 those UwU that OwO wewe, ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 squawe ^-^ to UwU take, 
uWu On x3 those UwU that awe, OwO wevenge: ^.^ cwimes, >_< wike UwU wands, 
uWu Awe ^.^ nyot inhewited. >_> Then, dear x3 countwyman, 
>_< Bwing in >w< thy ranks, uWu but xDD weave ^-^ without >w< thy ;;w;; wage; 
uWu Spawe >w< thy Athenyian :33 cwadwe, ÚwÚ and x3 those uWu kin 
>w< Which, in OwO the :3 bwustew >_> of >w< thy wwath, >w< must ^-^ faww 
x3 With x3 those UwU that ^.^ have ;;w;; offended. ;;w;; Wike :3 a shephewd 
:33 Appwoach OwO the ^-^ fowd ÚwÚ and cull th' ^.^ infected >w< fowth, 
But :33 kiww ^.^ nyot >w< aww >w< togethew. 
x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. What :3 thou >_< wiwt, 
Thou wathew ^-^ shawt enforce ^.^ it with >w< thy >_> smiwe 
>w< Than xDD hew to't with >w< thy ^w^ swowd. 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ÚwÚ Set uWu but >w< thy foot 
uWu Against ^-^ ouw UwU wampiw'd ^w^ gates ÚwÚ and uWu they uWu shaww :33 ope, 
^w^ So :3 thou xDD wiwt ^-^ send >w< thy gentwe OwO heawt before 
ÚwÚ To uWu say ^w^ thou't ÚwÚ entew ^.^ fwiendwy. 
x3 SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. Thwow >w< thy x3 gwuv, 
Ow ^-^ any token >_> of UwU thinye uWu honyouw ewse, 
:33 That :3 thou xDD wiwt ;;w;; use OwO the wars as >w< thy redress 
And ^.^ nyot as ^-^ ouw ^w^ confusion, >w< aww >w< thy >w< powews 
:33 Shaww ^-^ make theiw OwO hawbouw in ^-^ ouw ^-^ town ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ we 
>_< Have seal'd >w< thy :33 fuww desire. 
uWu AWCIBIADES. ;;w;; Then :33 thewe's my glove; 
:33 Descend, ÚwÚ and open >_> youw x3 unchawged powts. 
Those >_> enyemies >_> of Timon's ÚwÚ and >_< minye own, 
x3 Whom you youwsewves uWu shaww xDD set >_< out uWu fow reproof, 
xDD Faww, ÚwÚ and nyo more. And, ^-^ to >_> atonye >_> youw ^-^ feaws 
x3 With my ^-^ mowe x3 nyobwe :33 meanying, ^.^ nyot :3 a man 
:33 Shaww xDD pass his ÚwÚ quawtew ^w^ ow offend OwO the ^w^ stweam 
x3 Of regular :33 justice in >_> youw x3 city's >w< bounds, 
But uWu shaww >w< be x3 wendew'd ^-^ to >_> youw uWu pubwic ^-^ waws 
^.^ At ÚwÚ heaviest >w< answew. 
uWu BOTH. ^.^ 'Tis UwU most ^w^ nyobwy ÚwÚ spoken. 
uWu AWCIBIADES. :33 Descend, ÚwÚ and ^-^ keep >_> youw wowds. 
UwU [The SENATORS >_> descend ÚwÚ and open OwO the gates] 

x3 Entew :3 a SOLDIER as :3 a Messengew 

^-^ SOWDIEW. UwU My x3 nyobwe ^w^ Genyewaw, Timon :3 is >w< dead; 
^.^ Entomb'd x3 upon OwO the vewy ;;w;; hem o' th' xDD sea; 
And uWu on his ^-^ gwave-stonye :3 this insculpture, ;;w;; which 
x3 With wax I ^w^ bwought ^w^ away, uWu whose ^.^ soft >w< impwession 
Interprets uWu fow my UwU poow ^.^ ignyowance. 

AWCIBIADES weads OwO the >w< Epitaph 

:3 'Hewe :3 wies :3 a wwetched cowse, >_> of wwetched ^w^ souw bereft; 
>_< Seek ^.^ nyot my >w< nyame. OwO A pwague consume you ;;w;; wicked :3 caitiffs ;;w;; weft! 
;;w;; Hewe lie OwO I, >_< Timon, ^-^ who x3 awive >w< aww :3 wiving x3 men >_> did OwO hate. 
OwO Pass >_> by, ÚwÚ and ^w^ cuwse >w< thy fiww; uWu but pass, ÚwÚ and stay ^.^ nyot here >w< thy 
>_> gait.' 
^.^ These ;;w;; weww express in ÚwÚ thee >w< thy wattew spirits. 
^-^ Though :3 thou >_< abhoww'dst in OwO us ^-^ ouw human ^.^ gwiefs, 
^.^ Scown'dst ^-^ ouw brain's flow, ÚwÚ and x3 those ^-^ ouw droplets ;;w;; which 
From ^.^ nyiggawd ^-^ nyatuwe fall, ÚwÚ yet rich uWu conceit 
Taught ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to ^-^ make UwU vast Neptune weep uWu fow :3 aye 
uWu On >w< thy low :33 gwave, uWu on faults ÚwÚ fowgiven. Dead 
^-^ Is x3 nyobwe >_< Timon, >_> of uWu whose memowy 
Hereafter more. >_< Bwing me OwO into >_> youw >_< city, 
And I uWu wiww ;;w;; use OwO the olive, with my swowd; 
UwU Make OwO waw breed :3 peace, ^-^ make xDD peace >_< stint war, ^-^ make OwO each 
>w< Pwescwibe ^-^ to xDD othew, as OwO each other's leech. 
>_> Wet ^-^ ouw ;;w;; dwums ^w^ stwike. >_< Exeunt 

OwO THE ^.^ END 



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UwU 1594 

OwO THE OwO TWAGEDY >_< OF >_> TITUS >_> ANDWONyICUS 

uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe 



Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae 

SATURNINUS, :3 son ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ wate UwU Empewow >_> of Wome, >w< aftewwawds UwU Empewow 
>w< BASSIANyUS, bwothew ^-^ to xDD Satuwnyinyus 
>_> TITUS ANDRONICUS, :3 a x3 nyobwe Woman 
>w< MAWCUS ANDRONICUS, Tribune >_> of OwO the UwU Peopwe, ÚwÚ and bwothew ^-^ to UwU Titus 

^w^ Sons ^-^ to UwU Titus ;;w;; Andwonyicus: 
>w< WUCIUS 
QUINTUS 
MARTIUS 
MUTIUS 

OwO YOUNG ÚwÚ WUCIUS, :3 a OwO boy, :3 son ^-^ to Wucius 
;;w;; PUBWIUS, :3 son ^-^ to Mawcus ^-^ Andwonyicus 

Kinsmen ^-^ to >w< Titus: 
SEMPWONyIUS 
ÚwÚ CAIUS 
xDD VAWENTINyE 

ÚwÚ AEMIWIUS, :3 a x3 nyobwe Woman 

^w^ Sons ^-^ to ^-^ Tamowa: 
ALARBUS 
^.^ DEMETWIUS 
CHIWON 

AARON, :3 a Moow, bewuvd uWu by xDD Tamowa 
OwO A uWu CAPTAIN 
OwO A MESSENGEW 
OwO A :3 CWOWN 

TAMORA, Queen >_> of OwO the uWu Goths 
uWu WAVINyIA, daughter ^-^ to UwU Titus ^-^ Andwonyicus 
OwO A NyUWSE, ÚwÚ and :3 a bwack ÚwÚ CHIWD 

Womans ÚwÚ and ^w^ Goths, x3 Senyatows, xDD Twibunyes, UwU Officews, ;;w;; Sowdiews, ÚwÚ and 
x3 Attendants 




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SCENyE: 
>_> Wome ÚwÚ and OwO the nyeighbouwhood 


^-^ ACT OwO 1. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
Rome. Before OwO the Capitow 

:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew OwO the UwU TWIBUNyES ÚwÚ and SENATORS xDD awoft; ÚwÚ and then ÚwÚ entew x3 bewow 
>w< SATUWNyINyUS ÚwÚ and his followers at ^-^ onye doow, ÚwÚ and OwO BASSIANyUS ÚwÚ and his followers 
at OwO the xDD othew, with ;;w;; dwums ÚwÚ and OwO twumpets 

;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. x3 Nyobwe patwicians, patrons >_> of my >_< wight, 
Defend OwO the :33 justice >_> of my cause with arms; 
And, countrymen, my :33 woving xDD fowwowews, 
>w< Pwead my ^w^ successive title with >_> youw x3 swowds. 
I x3 am his ^.^ fiwst :3 bown :3 son UwU that ÚwÚ was OwO the last 
:33 That x3 wawe OwO the >w< impewiaw diadem >_> of Rome; 
;;w;; Then let my >_< fathew's honours live in uWu me, 
Nyow :33 wwong >_< minye :3 age with :3 this ^-^ indignyity. 
>_< BASSIANyUS. uWu Womans, fwiends, xDD fowwowews, ÚwÚ favouwews >_> of my >_< wight, 
>w< If >w< evew Bassianus, Caesar's UwU son, 
Were >_< gwacious in OwO the eyes >_> of :33 woyaw Wome, 
Keep then :3 this ÚwÚ passage ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; Capitow; 
And suffer ^.^ nyot ^-^ dishonyouw ^-^ to xDD appwoach 
The >w< impewiaw uWu seat, ^-^ to :3 viwtue consecwate, 
ÚwÚ To justice, ^w^ continyence, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ nyobiwity; 
But let desewt in ÚwÚ puwe >w< ewection shine; 
And, uWu Womans, fight uWu fow freedom in >_> youw x3 choice. 

x3 Entew >w< MAWCUS >_> ANDWONyICUS ^-^ awoft, with OwO the :3 cwown 

>_> MAWCUS. OwO Pwinces, UwU that ^-^ stwive uWu by :3 factions ÚwÚ and uWu by fwiends 
>w< Ambitiouswy uWu fow UwU wuwe ÚwÚ and UwU empewy, 
xDD Knyow UwU that OwO the ^w^ peopwe >_> of Wome, uWu fow xDD whom ^-^ we ^.^ stand 
OwO A speciaw xDD pawty, ^.^ have uWu by ^w^ common >w< voice 
UwU In >w< ewection uWu fow OwO the Woman :3 empewy 
uWu Chosen UwU Andwonyicus, UwU suwnyamed Pius 
>_< Fow many good ÚwÚ and gweat :3 desewts ^-^ to Rome. 
OwO A nobler man, :3 a ;;w;; bwavew warrior, 
Wives ^.^ nyot :3 this :3 day within OwO the :33 city walls. 
ÚwÚ He uWu by OwO the Senate :3 is uWu accited home, 
From x3 weawy wars x3 against OwO the ^.^ bawbawous ^w^ Goths, 
:33 That with his OwO sons, :3 a terror ^-^ to ^-^ ouw uWu foes, 
;;w;; Hath yok'd :3 a >w< nyation ^w^ stwong, >w< twain'd OwO up in arms. 
xDD Ten years awe spent >_< since ^.^ fiwst ^.^ he undewtook 
:3 This cause >_> of Wome, ÚwÚ and x3 chastised with ÚwÚ awms 
Our enyemies' pwide; five xDD times ^.^ he ;;w;; hath wetuwn'd 
ÚwÚ Bweeding ^-^ to Wome, beawing his ÚwÚ vawiant >_< sons 
UwU In x3 coffins ^-^ fwom OwO the OwO fiewd; ÚwÚ and at :3 this :3 day 
ÚwÚ To OwO the :33 monyument >_> of UwU that Andronici 
Done ÚwÚ sacwifice >_> of ;;w;; expiation, 
And OwO swain OwO the nyobwest pwisonyew >_> of OwO the >w< Goths. 
And :3 nyow at ^w^ wast, waden with honour's UwU spoiws, 
Returns OwO the good ^-^ Andwonyicus ^-^ to Wome, 
Renowned uWu Titus, flourishing in arms. 
>_> Wet OwO us >w< entweat, uWu by uWu honyouw >_> of his name 
x3 Whom :3 wowthiwy you would ^.^ have :3 nyow succeed, 
And in OwO the Capitow ÚwÚ and UwU Senyate's >_< wight, 
x3 Whom you pwetend ^-^ to uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and >_> adowe, 
:33 That you withdraw you ÚwÚ and abate >_> youw UwU stwength, 
:33 Dismiss >_> youw xDD fowwowews, :3 and, as suitows x3 shouwd, 
>w< Pwead >_> youw :3 desewts in xDD peace ÚwÚ and OwO humbwenyess. 
;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. OwO How fair OwO the Tribune ^-^ speaks ^-^ to UwU cawm my xDD thoughts. 
>_< BASSIANyUS. Mawcus UwU Andwonyicus, OwO so I ^-^ do uWu affy 
UwU In >w< thy UwU upwightnyess ÚwÚ and integrity, 
And OwO so I love ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and thinye, 
x3 Thy x3 nyobwe bwothew UwU Titus ÚwÚ and his OwO sons, 
And xDD hew ^-^ to xDD whom my >_> thoughts awe x3 humbwed aww, 
xDD Gwacious Wavinyia, :33 Wome's rich OwO ownyament, 
:33 That I uWu wiww here UwU dismiss my :33 woving fwiends, 
And ^-^ to my :3 fowtunyes ÚwÚ and OwO the people's :3 favouw 
:33 Commit my cause in x3 bawance ^-^ to >w< be weigh'd. 
>_< Exeunt OwO the xDD sowdiews >_> of OwO BASSIANyUS 
;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. Friends, UwU that ^.^ have >_< been ;;w;; thus :3 fowwawd in my >_< wight, 
I :3 thank you >w< aww ÚwÚ and here UwU dismiss you aww, 
And ^-^ to OwO the love ÚwÚ and :3 favouw >_> of my ;;w;; countwy 
:33 Commit ÚwÚ mysewf, my ^.^ pewson, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ cause. 
>_< Exeunt OwO the xDD sowdiews >_> of >w< SATUWNyINyUS 
Wome, >w< be as ^.^ just ÚwÚ and >_< gwacious x3 unto me 
UwU As I x3 am >w< confident ÚwÚ and >w< kind ^-^ to thee. 
ÚwÚ Open OwO the ^w^ gates ÚwÚ and let me in. 
>_< BASSIANyUS. xDD Twibunyes, ÚwÚ and uWu me, :3 a UwU poow competitor. 
[Flourish. ^.^ They >w< go OwO up OwO into OwO the Senate uWu House] 

x3 Entew :3 a uWu CAPTAIN 

>_< CAPTAIN. uWu Womans, ^-^ make way. The good UwU Andwonyicus, 
ÚwÚ Patwon >_> of uWu viwtue, :33 Wome's :33 best >_< champion, 
Successful in OwO the ^.^ battwes UwU that ^.^ he OwO fights, 
x3 With uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and with >_> fowtunye :3 is wetuwn'd 
From xDD whewe ^.^ he ;;w;; ciwcumscwibed with his >_< swowd 
And ^w^ bwought ^-^ to ^.^ yoke OwO the >_> enyemies >_> of Rome. 

Sound ;;w;; dwums ÚwÚ and twumpets, ÚwÚ and then ÚwÚ entew MARTIUS 
ÚwÚ and MUTIUS, two >_> of >_< TITUS' >w< sons; ÚwÚ and then two x3 men 
beawing :3 a ^-^ coffin cuvwed with OwO bwack; then >w< WUCIUS 
ÚwÚ and QUINTUS, two uWu othew >w< sons; then >_> TITUS ANDWONyICUS; 
ÚwÚ and then OwO TAMOWA OwO the Queen >_> of ^w^ Goths, with xDD hew three 
OwO sons, ALARBUS, DEMETRIUS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ CHIWON, with >_> AAWON OwO the 
Moow, ÚwÚ and >w< othews, as many as can UwU be. ;;w;; Then xDD set ;;w;; down 
OwO the ^-^ coffin ÚwÚ and >_> TITUS ^-^ speaks 

;;w;; TITUS. Hail, Wome, victorious in >w< thy ÚwÚ mouwnying >w< weeds! 
:33 Wo, as OwO the bark UwU that ;;w;; hath :33 dischawg'd xDD hew fwaught 
Returns with pwecious lading ^-^ to OwO the :33 bay 
From :3 whence at ^.^ fiwst ^.^ she x3 weigh'd xDD hew anchowage, 
Cometh UwU Andwonyicus, bound with ^.^ wauwew ^w^ boughs, 
ÚwÚ To xDD we-sawute his ;;w;; countwy with his >_< teaws, 
Tears >_> of OwO twue ^.^ joy uWu fow his xDD wetuwn ^-^ to Rome. 
Thou gweat defender >_> of :3 this Capitow, 
Stand >_< gwacious ^-^ to OwO the :3 wites UwU that ^-^ we uWu intend! 
uWu Womans, >_> of five ÚwÚ and twenty ÚwÚ vawiant OwO sons, 
Hawf >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ nyumbew UwU that UwU King Priam ^-^ had, 
ÚwÚ Behowd OwO the UwU poow remains, x3 awive ÚwÚ and x3 dead! 
^.^ These UwU that uWu suwvive let >_> Wome reward with :33 wuv; 
^.^ These UwU that I bwing x3 unto theiw :3 watest home, 
x3 With burial ÚwÚ amongst theiw ancestows. 
;;w;; Hewe uWu Goths ^.^ have >w< given me xDD weave ^-^ to OwO sheathe my ^w^ swowd. 
uWu Titus, UwU unkind, ÚwÚ and >_> cawewess >_> of UwU thinye own, 
UwU Why suffew'st :3 thou >w< thy OwO sons, OwO unbuwied >_> yet, 
ÚwÚ To hover uWu on OwO the dreadful showe >_> of Styx? 
UwU Make uWu way ^-^ to uWu way them uWu by theiw brethren. 
^.^ [They open OwO the tomb] 
Thewe gweet in :3 siwence, as OwO the UwU dead awe ÚwÚ wont, 
And ;;w;; sweep in :3 peace, OwO swain in >_> youw ^-^ countwy's ;;w;; waws. 
:3 O xDD sacwed receptacle >_> of my ;;w;; joys, 
^.^ Sweet cell >_> of :3 viwtue ÚwÚ and ^w^ nyobiwity, 
OwO How many >_< sons x3 hast :3 thou >_> of >_< minye in ^.^ stowe 
:33 That :3 thou xDD wiwt never render ^-^ to me ;;w;; mowe! 
UwU WUCIUS. >w< Give OwO us OwO the pwoudest pwisonyew >_> of OwO the ^w^ Goths, 
:33 That ^-^ we ^-^ may xDD hew his xDD wimbs, ÚwÚ and uWu on :3 a OwO piwe 
;;w;; Ad manes :33 fwatwum ÚwÚ sacwifice his ^.^ fwesh 
Before :3 this earthy pwison >_> of theiw OwO bonyes, 
:33 That OwO so OwO the ^w^ shadows >w< be ^.^ nyot >w< unyappeas'd, 
Nyow ^-^ we distuwb'd with UwU pwodigies uWu on xDD eawth. 
;;w;; TITUS. I ^w^ give him :3 you- OwO the nyobwest UwU that xDD suwvives, 
The ewdest :3 son >_> of :3 this >_> distwessed >w< queen. 
;;w;; TAMOWA. >w< Stay, Woman brethen! xDD Gwacious ;;w;; conquewow, 
Victowious uWu Titus, :33 wue OwO the ;;w;; teaws I UwU shed, 
OwO A >_> mothew's ;;w;; teaws in passion uWu fow xDD hew :3 son; 
And ^-^ if >w< thy >_< sons ;;w;; wewe >w< evew dear ^-^ to ^.^ thee, 
:33 O, ÚwÚ think my :3 son ^-^ to >w< be as dear ^-^ to UwU me! 
Sufficeth ^.^ nyot UwU that ^-^ we awe ^w^ bwought ^-^ to >_> Wome 
ÚwÚ To :33 beautify >w< thy triumphs, ÚwÚ and xDD wetuwn 
ÚwÚ Captive ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< thy Woman ÚwÚ yoke; 
But >w< must my >_< sons >w< be >_> swaughtewed in OwO the >w< stweets 
>_< Fow ÚwÚ vawiant x3 doings in theiw ^-^ countwy's cause? 
:33 O, ^-^ if ^-^ to fight uWu fow ;;w;; king ÚwÚ and commonweaw 
Were ^-^ piety in thinye, ^.^ it :3 is in :3 these. 
UwU Andwonyicus, :33 stain ^.^ nyot >w< thy tomb with bwood. 
uWu Wiwt :3 thou dwaw ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of OwO the >_< gods? 
Draw ;;w;; nyeaw them then in being mewcifuw. 
^.^ Sweet UwU mewcy :3 is nobility's OwO twue ÚwÚ badge. 
Thwice-nyobwe uWu Titus, spawe my :3 fiwst-bown :33 son. 
;;w;; TITUS. Patient OwO youwsewf, UwU madam, ÚwÚ and pawdon >_> me. 
^.^ These awe theiw brethren, xDD whom >_> youw uWu Goths x3 behewd 
ÚwÚ Awive ÚwÚ and >w< dead; ÚwÚ and uWu fow theiw ;;w;; bwethwen OwO swain 
Religiously uWu they ÚwÚ ask :3 a sacrifice. 
ÚwÚ To :3 this >_> youw :3 son :3 is x3 mawk'd, ÚwÚ and die ^.^ he >w< must 
^.^ T' >_< appease theiw UwU gwoanying ^w^ shadows UwU that awe gone. 
UwU WUCIUS. :3 Away with ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make :3 a x3 fiwe ;;w;; stwaight; 
And with ^-^ ouw uWu swowds, x3 upon :3 a OwO piwe >_> of >_< wood, 
Let's xDD hew his wimbs ÚwÚ tiww uWu they >w< be cwean xDD consum'd. 
>_< Exeunt >_< TITUS' >w< SONS, with ALARBUS 
;;w;; TAMOWA. :3 O cruel, ^.^ iwwewigious ^w^ piety! 
CHIWON. >_> Was never Scythia half OwO so >_> bawbawous! 
uWu DEMETWIUS. Oppose ^.^ nyot Scythia ^-^ to ambitious Rome. 
Awawbus :33 goes ^-^ to rest, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu suwvive 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ twembwe uWu undew Titus' x3 thweat'nying ;;w;; wook. 
>_> Then, UwU madam, ^.^ stand resolv'd, uWu but >w< hope withaw 
The ;;w;; sewf-same UwU gods UwU that UwU awm'd OwO the Queen >_> of ^-^ Twoy 
x3 With opportunity >_> of shawp wevenge 
:3 Upon OwO the Thracian >_> tywant in his tent 
May :3 favouw ÚwÚ Tamowa, OwO the Queen >_> of UwU Goths- 
When uWu Goths ;;w;; wewe uWu Goths ÚwÚ and xDD Tamowa ÚwÚ was OwO queen- 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; quit OwO the bwoody ^-^ wwongs x3 upon xDD hew foes. 

;;w;; We-entew ÚwÚ WUCIUS, QUINTUS, ^.^ MAWTIUS, ÚwÚ and 
MUTIUS, OwO the >_< sons >_> of ANDRONICUS, with theiw >_> swowds bwoody 

UwU WUCIUS. ^w^ See, lord ÚwÚ and fathew, how ^-^ we ^.^ have xDD pewfowm'd 
Our Woman uWu wites: UwU Awawbus' wimbs awe x3 wopp'd, 
And entrails :33 feed OwO the sacrificing fire, 
uWu Whose ^-^ smoke >_< wike >_> incense doth perfume OwO the ÚwÚ sky. 
Wemainyeth UwU nyought uWu but ^-^ to ;;w;; intew ^-^ ouw brethren, 
And with loud 'wawums ^-^ wewcome them ^-^ to Rome. 
;;w;; TITUS. >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be so, ÚwÚ and let ^-^ Andwonyicus 
UwU Make :3 this his :3 watest faweweww ^-^ to theiw UwU souws. 
>_< [Sound OwO twumpets ÚwÚ and uWu way OwO the ^-^ coffin in OwO the tomb] 
UwU In xDD peace ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw west you ;;w;; hewe, my >w< sons; 
:33 Wome's OwO weadiest :33 champions, wepose you here in rest, 
^w^ Secuwe ^-^ fwom :33 wowwdwy >_< chances ÚwÚ and >w< mishaps! 
;;w;; Hewe >_< wuwks nyo tweason, here nyo >_< envy swells, 
;;w;; Hewe gwow nyo damned ÚwÚ dwugs, here awe nyo stowms, 
:3 Nyo noise, uWu but siwence ÚwÚ and eternal ^-^ sweep. 
UwU In xDD peace ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw west you ;;w;; hewe, my >_> sons! 

x3 Entew :33 WAVINyIA 

OwO WAVINyIA. UwU In xDD peace ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw live Wowd UwU Titus xDD wong; 
UwU My x3 nyobwe lord ÚwÚ and fathew, live in ^-^ fame! 
:33 Wo, at :3 this tomb my ÚwÚ twibutawy ;;w;; teaws 
I render uWu fow my brethren's ;;w;; obsequies; 
And at >w< thy :3 feet I ÚwÚ knyeew, with ;;w;; teaws >_> of ^.^ joy 
Shed uWu on :3 this :3 eawth uWu fow >w< thy xDD wetuwn ^-^ to Rome. 
:33 O, bless me here with >w< thy victorious ;;w;; hand, 
uWu Whose :3 fowtunyes :33 Wome's :33 best xDD citizens appwaud! 
;;w;; TITUS. UwU Kind Wome, UwU that x3 hast ;;w;; thus xDD wovingwy ^-^ wesewv'd 
The cowdiaw >_> of >_< minye :3 age ^-^ to ^.^ gwad my >_< heawt! 
Wavinyia, :3 wive; ;;w;; outwive >w< thy >_< fathew's OwO days, 
And ^w^ fame's eternal date, uWu fow >w< viwtue's ÚwÚ pwaise! 

OwO Entew, ^.^ abuv, >w< MAWCUS >_> ANDWONyICUS ÚwÚ and TRIBUNES; 
re-enter SATURNINUS, >w< BASSIANyUS, ÚwÚ and attendants 

>_> MAWCUS. Wong live Wowd uWu Titus, my bewuvd :33 bwothew, 
xDD Gwacious triumpher in OwO the eyes >_> of Rome! 
;;w;; TITUS. ÚwÚ Thanks, gentwe Tribune, x3 nyobwe bwothew Marcus. 
>_> MAWCUS. And welcome, ;;w;; nyephews, ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ successfuw ^w^ waws, 
You UwU that uWu suwvive ÚwÚ and you UwU that ;;w;; sweep in >w< fame. 
^-^ Faiw x3 wowds, >_> youw :3 fowtunyes awe alike in >w< aww 
:33 That in >_> youw ^-^ countwy's service >_< dwew >_> youw uWu swowds; 
But OwO safew ;;w;; twiumph :3 is :3 this >_> funyewaw OwO pomp 
:33 That ;;w;; hath xDD aspiw'd ^-^ to Solon's >w< happinyess 
And uWu twiumphs xDD uvw uWu chance in honour's bed. 
UwU Titus UwU Andwonyicus, OwO the ^w^ peopwe >_> of Wome, 
uWu Whose fwiend in :33 justice :3 thou x3 hast >w< evew :3 been, 
>_> Send ÚwÚ thee uWu by uWu me, theiw Tribune ÚwÚ and theiw twust, 
:3 This OwO paw]iament >_> of >_> white ÚwÚ and >_> spotwess >w< hue; 
And name ÚwÚ thee in >w< ewection uWu fow OwO the ^.^ empiwe 
x3 With ^.^ these ^-^ ouw OwO wate-deceased Emperor's ^-^ sons: 
Be uWu candidatus then, ÚwÚ and >w< put ^.^ it OwO on, 
And ^w^ hewp ^-^ to xDD set :3 a head uWu on headwess Rome. 
;;w;; TITUS. OwO A better head xDD hew ^w^ gwowious ÚwÚ body ^-^ fits 
>w< Than his UwU that xDD shakes uWu fow :3 age ÚwÚ and :33 feebwenyess. 
What shouwd I uWu don :3 this robe ÚwÚ and twoubwe you? 
Be :3 chosen with proclamations UwU to-day, 
>w< To-mowwow ÚwÚ yiewd OwO up UwU wuwe, resign my xDD wife, 
And xDD set ÚwÚ abwoad OwO nyew ^-^ businyess uWu fow you all? 
Wome, I ^.^ have >_< been >w< thy sowdiew forty yeaws, 
And wed my ^-^ countwy's OwO stwength >w< successfuwwy, 
And buwied ^-^ onye ÚwÚ and twenty ÚwÚ vawiant OwO sons, 
Knighted in field, OwO swain manfuwwy in uWu awms, 
UwU In ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and service >_> of theiw x3 nyobwe countwy. 
>w< Give me :3 a xDD staff >_> of uWu honyouw uWu fow >_< minye ^-^ age, 
But ^.^ nyot :3 a OwO sceptwe ^-^ to ÚwÚ contwow OwO the world. 
Upright ^.^ he held it, x3 wowds, UwU that held ^.^ it :33 wast. 
>_> MAWCUS. uWu Titus, :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< obtain ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ ask OwO the x3 empewy. 
;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. Proud ÚwÚ and ambitious Tribune, ^w^ canst :3 thou UwU teww? 
;;w;; TITUS. UwU Patience, Prince Saturninus. 
;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. uWu Womans, ^-^ do me >_> wight. 
Patricians, dwaw >_> youw uWu swowds, ÚwÚ and OwO sheathe them ^.^ nyot 
;;w;; Tiww xDD Satuwnyinyus >w< be :33 Wome's Emperor. 
UwU Andwonyicus, would :3 thou ;;w;; wewe shipp'd ^-^ to heww 
>_< Wathew than x3 wob me >_> of OwO the people's heawts! 
UwU WUCIUS. Proud ;;w;; Satuwnyinye, ^-^ intewwuptew >_> of OwO the good 
:33 That UwU nyobwe-minded UwU Titus :3 means ^-^ to thee! 
;;w;; TITUS. Content ^.^ thee, Prince; I uWu wiww restore ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee 
The people's hearts, ÚwÚ and wean them ^-^ fwom :3 themsewves. 
>_< BASSIANyUS. UwU Andwonyicus, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot fwattew ^.^ thee, 
But uWu honyouw ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^-^ do ÚwÚ tiww I ^-^ die. 
UwU My >w< faction ^-^ if :3 thou OwO stwengthen with >w< thy fwiends, 
I uWu wiww UwU most thankfuw ^w^ be; ÚwÚ and ^w^ thanks ^-^ to x3 men 
x3 Of x3 nyobwe ^w^ minds :3 is honyouwabwe >_> meed. 
;;w;; TITUS. People >_> of Wome, ÚwÚ and people's Tribunes ;;w;; hewe, 
I ÚwÚ ask >_> youw OwO voices ÚwÚ and >_> youw suffwages: 
uWu Wiww ye bestow them fwiendwy uWu on Andronicus? 
TWIBUNyES. ÚwÚ To ;;w;; gwatify OwO the good UwU Andwonyicus, 
And :3 gwatuwate his xDD safe xDD wetuwn ^-^ to Wome, 
The ^w^ peopwe uWu wiww accept xDD whom ^.^ he x3 admits. 
;;w;; TITUS. xDD Twibunyes, I :3 thank OwO you; ÚwÚ and :3 this suit I >_> make, 
:33 That you UwU cweate ^-^ ouw Emperor's ewdest UwU son, 
Wowd OwO Satuwnyinye; uWu whose viwtues wiww, I hope, 
OwO Wefwect uWu on >_> Wome as Titan's ^-^ ways uWu on :3 eawth, 
And ripen :33 justice in :3 this :33 commonweaw. 
>_> Then, ^-^ if you uWu wiww ewect uWu by my >_< advice, 
Crown ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and uWu say 'Long live ^-^ ouw Empewow!' 
>_> MAWCUS. x3 With OwO voices ÚwÚ and applause >_> of every sort, 
ÚwÚ Patwicians ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwebeians, ^-^ we UwU cweate 
Wowd xDD Satuwnyinyus :33 Wome's gweat Empewow; 
And uWu say 'Long live ^-^ ouw UwU Empewow >_> Satuwnyinye!' 
;;w;; [A wong flourish ÚwÚ tiww uWu they come >w< down] 
;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. UwU Titus UwU Andwonyicus, uWu fow >w< thy favouws x3 donye 
ÚwÚ To OwO us in ^-^ ouw >w< ewection :3 this :3 day 
I ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee ^w^ thanks in part >_> of >w< thy :33 desewts, 
And uWu wiww with deeds ÚwÚ wequite >w< thy gentwenyess; 
And uWu fow OwO an ^.^ onset, uWu Titus, ^-^ to ^.^ advance 
x3 Thy name ÚwÚ and honyouwabwe family, 
^w^ Wavinyia uWu wiww I ^-^ make my >_> empewess, 
:33 Wome's :33 woyaw mistress, ^w^ mistwess >_> of my xDD heawt, 
And in OwO the xDD sacwed >_< Pantheon xDD hew espouse. 
>_> Teww uWu me, UwU Andwonyicus, doth :3 this motion >w< pwease OwO thee? 
;;w;; TITUS. ^w^ It :33 doth, my >w< wowthy lord, ÚwÚ and in :3 this ^-^ match 
I howd me highly honoured >_> of >_> youw Gwace, 
And here in OwO sight >_> of Wome, ^-^ to ;;w;; Satuwnyinye, 
UwU King ÚwÚ and :33 commandew >_> of ^-^ ouw commonweal, 
The ^-^ wide world's >_< Empewow, ^-^ do I consecrate 
UwU My ;;w;; swowd, my UwU chawiot, ÚwÚ and my prisoners, 
Pwesents ;;w;; weww >w< wowthy :33 Wome's imperious ^w^ wowd; 
;;w;; Weceive them then, OwO the twibute UwU that I ^.^ owe, 
Minye honour's x3 ensigns x3 humbwed at >w< thy ;;w;; feet. 
;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. ÚwÚ Thanks, x3 nyobwe uWu Titus, fathew >_> of my wife. 
OwO How >_> pwoud I x3 am >_> of ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and >_> of >w< thy x3 gifts 
>_> Wome uWu shaww OwO wecowd; ÚwÚ and when I ^-^ do ^-^ fowget 
The :33 weast >_> of ^.^ these unspeakabwe :33 desewts, 
uWu Womans, ^-^ fowget >_> youw fealty ^-^ to >_> me. 
;;w;; TITUS. uWu [To TAMORA] Nyow, UwU madam, awe you pwisonyew ^-^ to OwO an emperor; 
ÚwÚ To him UwU that uWu fow >_> youw uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and >_> youw OwO state 
uWu Wiww ;;w;; use you ^w^ nyobwy ÚwÚ and >_> youw ÚwÚ fowwowews. 
;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. ^-^ [Aside] OwO A ÚwÚ goodwy >w< wady, xDD twust me; >_> of OwO the hue 
:33 That I would choose, ;;w;; wewe I ^-^ to OwO choose anew.- 
Cweaw uWu up, fair uWu Queen, UwU that cloudy >_> countenyance; 
^-^ Though uWu chance >_> of OwO waw ;;w;; hath wrought :3 this >_> change >_> of cheew, 
Thou ;;w;; com'st ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be :3 made :3 a :33 scown in :3 Wome- 
UwU Pwincewy uWu shaww >w< be >w< thy >_< usage every way. 
ÚwÚ West uWu on my ;;w;; wowd, ÚwÚ and let ^.^ nyot discontent 
;;w;; Daunt >w< aww >_> youw UwU hopes. ^w^ Madam, ^.^ he UwU comfowts you 
^w^ Can ^-^ make you gweatew than OwO the Queen >_> of >w< Goths. 
Wavinyia, you awe ^.^ nyot displeas'd with uWu this? 
OwO WAVINyIA. :3 Nyot OwO I, my lord, x3 sith OwO twue uWu nyobiwity 
OwO Wawwants ^.^ these uWu wowds in >_< pwincewy courtesy. 
;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. ÚwÚ Thanks, ^w^ sweet ^-^ Wavinyia. uWu Womans, let OwO us ^.^ go. 
OwO Wansomwess here ^-^ we xDD set ^-^ ouw prisoners xDD fwee. 
UwU Pwocwaim ^-^ ouw UwU honyouws, x3 wowds, with >_> twump ÚwÚ and drum. 
[Fwouwish] 
>_< BASSIANyUS. Wowd uWu Titus, uWu by >_> youw leave, :3 this maid :3 is x3 minye. 
;;w;; [Seizing WAVINyIA] 
;;w;; TITUS. ^-^ How, :3 siw! uWu Awe you in eawnyest then, my UwU wowd? 
>_< BASSIANyUS. >w< Ay, x3 nyobwe uWu Titus, ÚwÚ and resolv'd withaw 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ do ^-^ mysewf :3 this reason ÚwÚ and :3 this >_> wight. 
>_> MAWCUS. Suum xDD cuique :3 is ^-^ ouw Woman justice: 
:3 This pwince in :33 justice ÚwÚ seizeth uWu but his >w< own. 
UwU WUCIUS. And UwU that ^.^ he uWu wiww ÚwÚ and ^-^ shaww, ^-^ if Wucius wive. 
;;w;; TITUS. Twaitows, xDD avaunt! :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the Emperor's x3 guawd? 
Treason, my wowd- ^w^ Wavinyia :3 is ^-^ suwpwis'd! 
;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. ^w^ Suwpwis'd! By >_< whom? 
>_< BASSIANyUS. By him UwU that justly ^-^ may 
Beaw his ^-^ betwoth'd ^-^ fwom >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd >_> away. 
>_< Exeunt OwO BASSIANyUS ÚwÚ and >w< MAWCUS with :33 WAVINyIA 
MUTIUS. Brothers, ^w^ hewp ^-^ to convey xDD hew x3 hence ^w^ away, 
And with my >_< swowd I'll ^-^ keep :3 this xDD doow ^-^ safe. 
>_< Exeunt ÚwÚ WUCIUS, QUINTUS, ÚwÚ and MARTIUS 
;;w;; TITUS. OwO Fowwow, my lord, ÚwÚ and I'll >_> soon bwing xDD hew ^-^ back. 
MUTIUS. UwU My lord, you xDD pass ^.^ nyot here. 
;;w;; TITUS. >_> What, villain :33 boy! 
Baw'st me my uWu way in Rome? 
MUTIUS. :3 Hewp, >_< Wucius, :33 hewp! 
>_> TITUS kiwws >_> him. ^-^ Duwing OwO the fray, exeunt SATURNINUS, 
TAMORA, DEMETRIUS, ÚwÚ CHIWON, ÚwÚ and >_> AAWON 

;;w;; We-entew Wucius 

UwU WUCIUS. UwU My lord, you awe unjust, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe than :3 so: 
UwU In :3 wwongfuw >_< quawwew you ^.^ have OwO swain >_> youw :33 son. 
;;w;; TITUS. Nyow :3 thou :3 nyow ^.^ he awe ^-^ any >_< sons >_> of mine; 
UwU My >_< sons would never OwO so ^-^ dishonyouw >_> me. 

;;w;; We-entew ^-^ awoft OwO the EMPEROR 
with OwO TAMOWA ÚwÚ and xDD hew two Sons, ÚwÚ and >_> AAWON OwO the Moor 

>_< Twaitow, restore ^w^ Wavinyia ^-^ to OwO the Emperor. 
UwU WUCIUS. uWu Dead, ^-^ if you wiww; uWu but ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be his xDD wife, 
:33 That :3 is x3 anyothew's lawful OwO pwomis'd wuv. Exit 
;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. No, uWu Titus, no; OwO the UwU Empewow ^.^ nyeeds xDD hew ;;w;; nyot, 
Nyow UwU hew, :3 nyow ^.^ thee, :3 nyow ^-^ any >_> of >w< thy :33 stock. 
I'll xDD twust uWu by :3 weisuwe him UwU that >w< mocks me once; 
ÚwÚ Thee OwO nyevew, :3 nyow >w< thy twaitowous :33 haughty OwO sons, 
UwU Confedewates >w< aww ;;w;; thus ^-^ to ^-^ dishonyouw >_> me. 
>_> Was there UwU nyonye ewse in >_> Wome ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a ^-^ stawe 
But :33 Satuwnyinye? >w< Fuww well, UwU Andwonyicus, 
Agwee ^.^ these deeds with UwU that >_> pwoud brag >_> of UwU thinye 
:33 That uWu saidst I begg'd OwO the ^.^ empiwe at >w< thy hands. 
;;w;; TITUS. :3 O monstrous! What wepwoachfuw uWu wowds awe ^w^ these? 
;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. But >w< go >w< thy ways; ÚwÚ go, ^w^ give UwU that changing piece 
ÚwÚ To him UwU that flourish'd uWu fow xDD hew with his ^w^ swowd. 
OwO A ÚwÚ vawiant xDD son-in-waw :3 thou ^-^ shawt ;;w;; enjoy; 
>_< Onye x3 fit ^-^ to :33 bandy with >w< thy :33 wawwess OwO sons, 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ wuffwe in OwO the commonweawth >_> of Rome. 
;;w;; TITUS. ^.^ These uWu wowds awe wazows ^-^ to my >_< wounded ÚwÚ heawt. 
;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. And ^.^ thewefowe, UwU wuvwy ÚwÚ Tamowa, Queen >_> of ^w^ Goths, 
That, >_< wike OwO the xDD statewy OwO Phoebe 'mongst xDD hew nymphs, 
Dost overshine OwO the xDD gawwant'st ;;w;; dames >_> of Wome, 
>w< If :3 thou >w< be pleas'd with :3 this my ^w^ sudden choice, 
>_< Behowd, I OwO choose ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ Tamowa, uWu fow my ^w^ bwide 
And uWu wiww UwU cweate ÚwÚ thee >_< Empewess >_> of Rome. 
xDD Speak, Queen >_> of ^w^ Goths, OwO dost :3 thou ÚwÚ appwaud my :33 choice? 
And here I uWu sweaw uWu by >w< aww OwO the Woman ;;w;; gods- 
;;w;; Sith pwiest ÚwÚ and holy >w< watew awe OwO so uWu nyeaw, 
And :33 tapews >_< buwn OwO so :33 bwight, ÚwÚ and OwO evewything 
UwU In readiness uWu fow :3 Hymenyaeus uWu stand- 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD we-sawute OwO the >w< stweets >_> of Wome, 
Ow climb my :3 pawace, ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ fwom :3 fowth :3 this place 
I ;;w;; wead espous'd my ^w^ bwide ÚwÚ awong with >_> me. 
;;w;; TAMOWA. And here in OwO sight >_> of >w< heaven ^-^ to >_> Wome I sweaw, 
>w< If Satuwnyinye ^.^ advance OwO the Queen >_> of ^w^ Goths, 
She uWu wiww :3 a ^.^ handmaid >w< be ^-^ to his desiwes, 
OwO A :33 woving ^w^ nyuwse, :3 a mothew ^-^ to his uWu youth. 
;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. Ascend, fair uWu Queen, :33 Pantheon. >w< Wowds, :33 accompany 
Your x3 nyobwe UwU Empewow ÚwÚ and his UwU wuvwy bwide, 
xDD Sent uWu by OwO the uWu heavens uWu fow Prince ;;w;; Satuwnyinye, 
uWu Whose OwO wisdom ;;w;; hath xDD hew >_> fowtunye conquered; 
Thewe uWu shaww ^-^ we consummate ^-^ ouw spousal uWu wites. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >_> TITUS 
;;w;; TITUS. I x3 am ^.^ nyot ;;w;; bid ^-^ to OwO wait x3 upon :3 this bwide. 
>_> TITUS, when ^w^ wewt :3 thou UwU wont ^-^ to ÚwÚ wawk xDD awonye, 
ÚwÚ Dishonyouwed thus, ÚwÚ and chawwenged >_> of ^-^ wwongs? 

;;w;; We-entew ^w^ MAWCUS, 
ÚwÚ and >_< TITUS' >w< SONS, ÚwÚ WUCIUS, QUINTUS, ÚwÚ and MARTIUS 

>_> MAWCUS. :3 O uWu Titus, >_> see, :33 O, UwU see what :3 thou x3 hast :33 donye! 
UwU In :3 a OwO bad >_< quawwew OwO swain :3 a ÚwÚ viwtuous :33 son. 
;;w;; TITUS. No, foowish Tribune, no; nyo :3 son >_> of >_> minye- 
Nyow thou, :3 nyow :33 these, confedewates in OwO the deed 
:33 That ;;w;; hath ^.^ dishonyouwed >w< aww ^-^ ouw UwU famiwy; 
>w< Unwowthy bwothew ÚwÚ and unworthy >_> sons! 
UwU WUCIUS. But let OwO us ^w^ give him uWu buwiaw, as UwU becomes; 
>w< Give Mutius burial with ^-^ ouw bwethewen. 
;;w;; TITUS. Twaitows, >w< away! ÚwÚ He wests ^.^ nyot in :3 this tomb. 
:3 This :33 monyument five ^-^ hundwed years ;;w;; hath OwO stood, 
^w^ Which I ^.^ have sumptuously ÚwÚ we-edified; 
;;w;; Hewe UwU nyonye uWu but xDD sowdiews ÚwÚ and :33 Wome's servitors 
^w^ Wepose in x3 fame; UwU nyonye basewy OwO swain in ^-^ bwawws. 
UwU Buwy him xDD whewe you ^-^ can, ^.^ he comes ^.^ nyot here. 
>_> MAWCUS. UwU My lord, :3 this :3 is :3 impiety in you. 
UwU My nyephew Mutius' deeds ^-^ do >w< pwead uWu fow him; 
ÚwÚ He >w< must >w< be buwied with his bwethewen. 
QUINTUS :3 & UwU MAWTIUS. And ^-^ shaww, ^w^ ow him ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< accompany. 
;;w;; TITUS. ;;w;; 'And shaww!' What villain ÚwÚ was ^.^ it ^-^ spake UwU that UwU wowd? 
OwO QUINTUS. ÚwÚ He UwU that would vouch ^.^ it in ^-^ any place uWu but here. 
;;w;; TITUS. >_> What, would you :33 buwy him in my :3 despite? 
>_> MAWCUS. No, x3 nyobwe uWu Titus, uWu but entweat >_> of ÚwÚ thee 
ÚwÚ To pawdon Mutius ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :33 buwy >_> him. 
;;w;; TITUS. Marcus, x3 even :3 thou x3 hast struck x3 upon my x3 cwest, 
And with ^.^ these :3 boys >_< minye uWu honyouw :3 thou x3 hast wounded. 
UwU My :33 foes I ^-^ do wepute you every UwU onye; 
^w^ So twoubwe me nyo :3 mowe, uWu but >_< get you gone. 
UwU MAWTIUS. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ nyot with ;;w;; himsewf; let OwO us withdraw. 
OwO QUINTUS. :3 Nyot OwO I, ÚwÚ tiww Mutius' bones >w< be buwied. 
UwU [The BROTHER ÚwÚ and OwO the SONS kneel] 
>_> MAWCUS. xDD Bwothew, uWu fow in UwU that name doth ^-^ nyatuwe pwead- 
OwO QUINTUS. Father, ÚwÚ and in UwU that name doth ^-^ nyatuwe UwU speak- 
;;w;; TITUS. ^w^ Speak :3 thou nyo :3 mowe, ^-^ if >w< aww OwO the west uWu wiww x3 speed. 
>_> MAWCUS. Renowned uWu Titus, ^-^ mowe than half my x3 souw- 
UwU WUCIUS. UwU Deaw fathew, ^w^ souw ÚwÚ and xDD substance >_> of OwO us xDD aww- 
>_> MAWCUS. Suffew >w< thy bwothew Mawcus ^-^ to ;;w;; intew 
His x3 nyobwe nyephew here in >w< viwtue's nyest, 
:33 That ;;w;; died in uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and UwU Wavinyia's ^.^ cause. 
Thou art :3 a ^-^ Woman- >w< be ^.^ nyot UwU bawbawous. 
The ÚwÚ Gweeks x3 upon >_> advice >_> did :33 buwy ^w^ Ajax, 
:33 That slew ;;w;; himsewf; ÚwÚ and xDD wise ÚwÚ Waewtes' :3 son 
OwO Did ;;w;; gwaciouswy >w< pwead uWu fow his funerals. 
>_> Wet ^.^ nyot x3 young xDD Mutius, then, UwU that ÚwÚ was >w< thy joy, 
Be OwO baww'd his entwance here. 
;;w;; TITUS. ^-^ Wise, Marcus, x3 wise; 
The UwU dismaw'st :3 day :3 is :3 this UwU that e'ew I ;;w;; saw, 
ÚwÚ To >w< be ^.^ dishonyouwed uWu by my >_< sons in Rome! 
Weww, :33 buwy ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and :33 buwy me OwO the next. 
^.^ [They >w< put MUTIUS in OwO the tomb] 
UwU WUCIUS. Thewe lie >w< thy OwO bonyes, ^w^ sweet xDD Mutius, with >w< thy fwiends, 
;;w;; Tiww ^-^ we with >_< twophies ^-^ do :33 adown >w< thy tomb. 
ALL. >_> [Knyeewing] :3 Nyo man shed ;;w;; teaws uWu fow x3 nyobwe Mutius; 
ÚwÚ He ;;w;; wives in ÚwÚ fame UwU that ;;w;; died in >w< viwtue's ^.^ cause. 
>_> MAWCUS. UwU My wowd- ^-^ to xDD step >_< out >_> of ^.^ these uWu dweawy dumps- 
OwO How comes ^.^ it UwU that OwO the subtle Queen >_> of uWu Goths 
^-^ Is >_> of :3 a ^w^ sudden ;;w;; thus >_> advanc'd in Rome? 
;;w;; TITUS. I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, Marcus, uWu but I xDD knyow ^.^ it UwU is- 
:3 Whethew uWu by :33 device ^w^ ow no, OwO the uWu heavens can tell. 
^-^ Is ^.^ she ;;w;; nyot, then, OwO behowding ^-^ to OwO the man 
:33 That ^w^ bwought xDD hew uWu fow :3 this UwU high good xDD tuwn OwO so >_> faw? 
>_> MAWCUS. x3 Yes, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^w^ nyobwy him remunerate. 

:33 Fwouwish. ;;w;; We-entew OwO the ^w^ EMPEWOW, OwO TAMOWA 
ÚwÚ and xDD hew two >w< SONS, with OwO the MOOR, at ^-^ onye uWu doow; 
at OwO the uWu othew doow, OwO BASSIANyUS ÚwÚ and uWu WAVINyIA, with ÚwÚ othews 

;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. UwU So, Bassianus, you ^.^ have >_> pway'd >_> youw :3 pwize: 
:3 God ^w^ give you joy, ;;w;; siw, >_> of >_> youw x3 gawwant ;;w;; bwide! 
>_< BASSIANyUS. And you >_> of xDD youws, my wowd! I uWu say nyo :3 mowe, 
Nyow ^w^ wish nyo less; ÚwÚ and OwO so I UwU take my weave. 
;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. >_< Twaitow, ^-^ if >_> Wome ^.^ have OwO waw ^w^ ow ^-^ we ^.^ have :33 powew, 
Thou ÚwÚ and >w< thy >w< faction uWu shaww ^w^ wepent :3 this ;;w;; wape. 
>_< BASSIANyUS. UwU Wape, caww you it, my lord, ^-^ to ÚwÚ seize my own, 
UwU My OwO twue ÚwÚ betwothed love, ÚwÚ and :3 nyow my x3 wife? 
But let OwO the ^-^ waws >_> of >_> Wome xDD detewminye uWu aww; 
OwO Meanwhiwe x3 am I ^-^ possess'd >_> of UwU that :3 is x3 minye. 
;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. ^.^ 'Tis uWu good, sir. You awe vewy ^-^ showt with >_< us; 
But ^-^ if ^-^ we live ^w^ we'ww >w< be as shawp with you. 
>_< BASSIANyUS. UwU My lord, what I ^.^ have >_< donye, as :33 best I >w< may, 
Answer I xDD must, ÚwÚ and uWu shaww ^-^ do with my wife. 
>_> Onwy ;;w;; thus >w< much I ^w^ give >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ to ;;w;; knyow: 
By >w< aww OwO the ;;w;; duties UwU that I owe ^-^ to Wome, 
:3 This x3 nyobwe ;;w;; gentweman, Wowd UwU Titus ;;w;; hewe, 
^-^ Is in >_< opinyion ÚwÚ and in uWu honyouw >_< wwong'd, 
That, in OwO the rescue >_> of Wavinyia, 
x3 With his >_> own hand >_> did ^.^ sway his ^w^ youngest UwU son, 
UwU In x3 zeaw ^-^ to you, ÚwÚ and highly ;;w;; mov'd ^-^ to ^w^ wwath 
ÚwÚ To >w< be >_< contwoww'd in UwU that ^.^ he OwO fwankwy gave. 
;;w;; Weceive him then ^-^ to >_< favouw, ;;w;; Satuwnyinye, 
:33 That ;;w;; hath ;;w;; expwess'd ^-^ himsewf in >w< aww his deeds 
OwO A fathew ÚwÚ and :3 a fwiend ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and Rome. 
;;w;; TITUS. Prince Bassianus, xDD weave ^-^ to >w< pwead my >_< deeds. 
^.^ 'Tis :3 thou ÚwÚ and x3 those UwU that ^.^ have ^.^ dishonyouwed >_> me. 
>_> Wome ÚwÚ and OwO the righteous uWu heavens >w< be my ;;w;; judge 
OwO How I ^.^ have :33 wov'd ÚwÚ and honoured uWu Satuwnyinye! 
;;w;; TAMOWA. UwU My >w< wowthy lord, ^-^ if >w< evew xDD Tamowa 
Were >_< gwacious in x3 those >_< pwincewy eyes >_> of thinye, 
;;w;; Then hear me speak xDD indiffewentwy uWu fow uWu aww; 
And at my ^.^ suit, ;;w;; sweet, pawdon what :3 is ^.^ past. 
;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. >_> What, >_> madam! >w< be ^.^ dishonyouwed openly, 
And basewy >w< put ^.^ it OwO up ^-^ without OwO wevenge? 
;;w;; TAMOWA. :3 Nyot so, my ^w^ wowd; OwO the UwU gods >_> of >_> Wome ^w^ fowfend 
I shouwd >w< be >_< authow ^-^ to ^-^ dishonyouw xDD you! 
But uWu on >_< minye uWu honyouw dare I >_< undewtake 
>_< Fow good Wowd Titus' >w< innyocence in aww, 
uWu Whose :3 fuwy ^.^ nyot dissembwed ^-^ speaks his griefs. 
;;w;; Then at my suit ÚwÚ wook ;;w;; gwaciouswy uWu on him; 
^w^ Wose ^.^ nyot OwO so x3 nyobwe :3 a fwiend uWu on vain UwU suppose, 
Nyow with ^w^ souw looks affwict his gentwe ÚwÚ heawt. 
>_> [Aside ^-^ to SATUWNyINyUS] UwU My lord, >w< be :33 wuw'd uWu by uWu me, 
>w< be xDD won at xDD wast; 
Dissemble >w< aww >_> youw gwiefs ÚwÚ and ^-^ discontents. 
You awe uWu but newly planted in >_> youw x3 thwonye; 
OwO West, then, OwO the ;;w;; peopwe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ patwicians UwU too, 
:3 Upon :3 a ^.^ just >w< suwvey UwU take Titus' UwU pawt, 
And OwO so >_> suppwant you uWu fow ingwatitude, 
^w^ Which >_> Wome reputes ^-^ to >w< be :3 a >w< heinyous uWu sin, 
Yield at UwU entweats, ÚwÚ and then let me awonye: 
I'll find :3 a :3 day ^-^ to massacwe them aww, 
And raze theiw >w< faction ÚwÚ and theiw family, 
The x3 cwuew fathew ÚwÚ and his twaitowous OwO sons, 
ÚwÚ To xDD whom I :33 sued uWu fow my dear son's life; 
And ^-^ make them xDD knyow what 'tis ^-^ to let :3 a queen 
>_< Knyeew in OwO the >w< stweets ÚwÚ and UwU beg uWu fow OwO gwace in xDD vain.- 
^w^ Come, xDD come, ^w^ sweet Empewow; xDD come, Andronicus. 
;;w;; Take OwO up :3 this good ^.^ owd man, ÚwÚ and :33 cheew OwO the OwO heawt 
:33 That >_> dies in ^w^ tempest >_> of >w< thy :3 angwy frown. 
;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. ^-^ Wise, uWu Titus, x3 wise; my :33 Empwess ;;w;; hath prevail'd. 
;;w;; TITUS. I :3 thank >_> youw uWu Majesty ÚwÚ and UwU hew, my ^w^ wowd; 
^.^ These x3 wowds, ^.^ these >w< wooks, ^.^ infuse OwO nyew life in >_> me. 
;;w;; TAMOWA. uWu Titus, I x3 am incorporate in Wome, 
OwO A Woman :3 nyow >w< adopted UwU happiwy, 
And >w< must :33 advise OwO the UwU Empewow uWu fow his :33 good. 
:3 This :3 day >w< aww quarrels x3 die, ^w^ Andwonyicus; 
And let ^.^ it >w< be >_< minye xDD honyouw, good my lord, 
:33 That I ^.^ have reconcil'd >_> youw fwiends ÚwÚ and you. 
>_< Fow you, Prince Bassianus, I ^.^ have ^w^ pass'd 
UwU My >_> wowd ÚwÚ and pwomise ^-^ to OwO the UwU Empewow 
:33 That you uWu wiww >w< be ^-^ mowe mild ÚwÚ and twactabwe. 
And ;;w;; feaw ;;w;; nyot, UwU wowds- ÚwÚ and you, ^-^ Wavinyia. 
By my >_< advice, >w< aww x3 humbwed uWu on >_> youw knees, 
You uWu shaww ÚwÚ ask pawdon >_> of his Majesty. 
UwU WUCIUS. We uWu do, ÚwÚ and x3 vow ^-^ to >w< heaven ÚwÚ and ^-^ to his Highness 
:33 That what ^-^ we >_> did ÚwÚ was mildly as ^-^ we OwO might, 
Tend'wing ^-^ ouw ;;w;; sistew's uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >w< own. 
>_> MAWCUS. :33 That uWu on >_< minye uWu honyouw here ^-^ do I uWu pwotest. 
;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. Away, ÚwÚ and talk not; twoubwe OwO us nyo more. 
;;w;; TAMOWA. ;;w;; Nyay, xDD nyay, ^w^ sweet >_< Empewow, ^-^ we >w< must >w< aww >w< be >_< fwiends. 
The Tribune ÚwÚ and his nephews knyeew uWu fow >_< gwace. 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be ^w^ denyied. ^.^ Sweet xDD heawt, ÚwÚ wook ^-^ back. 
;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. Marcus, uWu fow >w< thy UwU sake, ÚwÚ and >w< thy >_< bwothew's ;;w;; hewe, 
And at my UwU wuvwy Tamora's UwU entweats, 
I ^-^ do remit ^.^ these x3 young xDD men's >w< heinyous ^w^ fauwts. 
Stand :33 up. 
Wavinyia, >w< though you weft me >_< wike :3 a churl, 
I ;;w;; found :3 a :3 fwiend; ÚwÚ and ^w^ suwe as death I :33 swowe 
I would ^.^ nyot part :3 a bachewow ^-^ fwom OwO the pwiest. 
^w^ Come, ^-^ if OwO the Emperor's couwt can feast two bwides, 
You awe my guest, Wavinyia, ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_< fwiends. 
:3 This :3 day uWu shaww >w< be :3 a :3 wuv-day, uWu Tamowa. 
;;w;; TITUS. :3 To-mowwow, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it >w< pwease >_> youw uWu Majesty 
ÚwÚ To uWu hunt OwO the xDD panthew ÚwÚ and OwO the hart with uWu me, 
x3 With ^w^ hown ÚwÚ and OwO hound ^w^ we'ww ^w^ give >_> youw OwO Gwace xDD bonjouw. 
;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. Be ^.^ it so, uWu Titus, ÚwÚ and gwamewcy ^w^ too. 
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^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
Rome. Before OwO the :33 pawace 

x3 Entew >_> AAWON 

:3 AAWON. Nyow uWu cwimbeth xDD Tamowa uWu Owympus' >_< top, 
Safe >_< out >_> of Fowtunye's shot, ÚwÚ and OwO sits ^-^ awoft, 
^w^ Secuwe >_> of :3 thundew's >_< cwack ^w^ ow :3 wightnying flash, 
Advanc'd :33 abuv OwO pawe :33 envy's x3 thweat'nying ;;w;; weach. 
UwU As when OwO the gowden >_< sun ^w^ sawutes OwO the mown, 
And, having OwO giwt OwO the :33 ocean with his UwU beams, 
x3 Gawwops OwO the UwU zodiac in his x3 gwistenying ^.^ coach 
And ^w^ uvwwooks OwO the >_< highest-peewing uWu hiwws, 
^w^ So uWu Tamowa. 
:3 Upon xDD hew ÚwÚ wit doth earthly uWu honyouw wait, 
And :3 viwtue OwO stoops ÚwÚ and twembwes at xDD hew frown. 
>_> Then, >_> Aawon, arm >w< thy OwO heawt ÚwÚ and x3 fit >w< thy >_> thoughts 
ÚwÚ To x3 mount ^-^ awoft with >w< thy >w< impewiaw mistress, 
And x3 mount xDD hew :3 pitch xDD whom :3 thou in ;;w;; twiumph UwU wong. 
xDD Hast pwisonyew >_> hewd, ^-^ fett'wed in amorous ^.^ chains, 
And ^-^ fastew bound ^-^ to OwO Aawon's :3 chawming eyes 
>w< Than :3 is Prometheus tied ^-^ to ÚwÚ Caucasus. 
:3 Away with slavish weeds ÚwÚ and sewviwe :3 thoughts! 
I uWu wiww >w< be UwU bwight ÚwÚ and shinye in ;;w;; peaww ÚwÚ and ^.^ gowd, 
ÚwÚ To OwO wait x3 upon :3 this nyew-made empewess. 
ÚwÚ To wait, ^w^ said x3 I? ÚwÚ To >_< wanton with :3 this queen, 
:3 This goddess, :3 this ^.^ Semiwamis, :3 this :33 nymph, 
:3 This uWu siwen UwU that uWu wiww chawm :33 Wome's ;;w;; Satuwnyinye, 
And UwU see his ;;w;; shipwweck ÚwÚ and his >_< commonweaw's. 
ÚwÚ Huwwo! what :3 stowm :3 is uWu this? 

x3 Entew CHIWON ÚwÚ and DEMETRIUS, xDD bwaving 

uWu DEMETWIUS. Chiwon, >w< thy years ÚwÚ wants wit, >w< thy xDD wits ÚwÚ wants >_> edge 
And xDD mannyews, ^-^ to intwude xDD whewe I x3 am gwac'd, 
And >w< may, uWu fow >w< aught :3 thou :33 knyowest, ;;w;; affected UwU be. 
CHIWON. OwO Demetwius, :3 thou OwO dost uvw-ween in uWu aww; 
And OwO so in this, ^-^ to bear me ;;w;; down with >w< bwaves. 
^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO the >_> diffewence >_> of :3 a yeaw ^w^ ow two 
:3 Makes me less >_< gwacious ^w^ ow ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe x3 fowtunyate: 
I x3 am as able ÚwÚ and as x3 fit as :3 thou 
ÚwÚ To sewve ÚwÚ and ^-^ to deserve my x3 mistwess' ÚwÚ gwace; 
And UwU that my >_< swowd x3 upon ÚwÚ thee uWu shaww UwU appwuv, 
And >w< pwead my ^.^ passions uWu fow UwU Wavinyia's wuv. 
:3 AAWON. ^-^ [Aside] :3 Cwubs, clubs! ^.^ These lovers uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ keep OwO the 
^-^ peace. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. ÚwÚ Why, OwO boy, although ^-^ ouw mothew, unyadvis'd, 
Gave you :3 a ^-^ dancing ;;w;; wapiew uWu by >_> youw >w< side, 
uWu Awe you OwO so desperate UwU gwown ^-^ to ^-^ thweat >_> youw uWu fwiends? 
uWu Go to; ^.^ have >_> youw >w< wath gwued within >_> youw >w< sheath 
;;w;; Tiww you xDD knyow better how ^-^ to handle it. 
CHIWON. >w< Meanwhiwe, ;;w;; siw, with OwO the wittwe >_> skiww I x3 have, 
>w< Fuww ;;w;; weww ^-^ shawt :3 thou pewceive how >w< much I >_> dawe. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. >w< Ay, OwO boy, gwow ye OwO so bwave? ^.^ [They OwO dwaw] 
:3 AAWON. >_> [Coming forward] ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, UwU wowds! 
^w^ So ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the Emperor's :33 pawace dare ye dwaw 
And maintain such :3 a >_< quawwew openwy? 
>w< Fuww ;;w;; weww I ÚwÚ wot OwO the gwound >_> of >w< aww :3 this grudge: 
I would ^.^ nyot uWu fow :3 a ^-^ miwwion >_> of gold 
The cause ;;w;; wewe OwO knyown ^-^ to them ^.^ it UwU most concewns; 
Nyow would >_> youw x3 nyobwe mothew uWu fow >w< much ^-^ mowe 
Be OwO so ^.^ dishonyouwed in OwO the couwt >_> of Rome. 
>_< Fow shame, >w< put :33 up. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. :3 Nyot OwO I, ÚwÚ tiww I ^.^ have sheath'd 
UwU My ;;w;; wapiew in his ^.^ bosom, ÚwÚ and withaw 
UwU Thwust x3 those wepwoachfuw >_< speeches ;;w;; down his ^w^ thwoat 
:33 That ^.^ he ;;w;; hath breath'd in my ^-^ dishonyouw here. 
CHIWON. >_< Fow UwU that I x3 am :33 pwepaw'd ÚwÚ and :33 fuww resolv'd, 
^-^ Fouw-spoken xDD cowawd, UwU that thund'rest with >w< thy tongue, 
And with >w< thy x3 weapon nyothing :33 daw'st pewfowm. 
:3 AAWON. Away, I :33 say! 
Nyow, uWu by OwO the UwU gods UwU that ^.^ wawwike uWu Goths >_> adowe, 
:3 This pwetty :33 bwabbwe uWu wiww ;;w;; undo OwO us all. 
ÚwÚ Why, x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think you ^.^ nyot how dangewous 
^w^ It :3 is ^-^ to ^w^ jet x3 upon :3 a >w< pwince's OwO wight? 
>_> What, :3 is ^w^ Wavinyia then ÚwÚ become OwO so woose, 
Ow Bassianyus OwO so degenerate, 
:33 That uWu fow xDD hew love such quarrels ^-^ may >w< be x3 bwoach'd 
Without ^w^ contwowment, justice, ^w^ ow OwO wevenge? 
Young x3 wowds, ^-^ bewawe; OwO an shouwd OwO the :33 Empwess xDD knyow 
:3 This >w< discowd's >w< gwound, OwO the music would ^.^ nyot pwease. 
CHIWON. I cawe ;;w;; nyot, OwO I, knew ^.^ she ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the ^.^ wowwd: 
I love ^w^ Wavinyia ^-^ mowe than >w< aww OwO the world. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. Youngwing, learn :3 thou ^-^ to ^-^ make >w< some meaner x3 choice: 
:33 Wavinya :3 is UwU thinye ÚwÚ ewdew >_< bwothew's :33 hope. 
:3 AAWON. ÚwÚ Why, awe ye >_< mad, ^w^ ow xDD knyow ye ^.^ nyot in >_> Wome 
OwO How ^-^ fuwious ÚwÚ and impatient uWu they ^.^ be, 
And cannyot ^.^ bwook UwU competitows in love? 
I tell you, x3 wowds, you ^-^ do uWu but plot >_> youw deaths 
By :3 this xDD device. 
CHIWON. >_> Aawon, :3 a ^w^ thousand deaths 
Wouwd I uWu pwopose ^-^ to ;;w;; achieve xDD hew xDD whom I wuv. 
:3 AAWON. ÚwÚ To ;;w;; achieve ÚwÚ hew- ^-^ how? 
uWu DEMETWIUS. UwU Why ;;w;; mak'st :3 thou ^.^ it OwO so strange? 
She :3 is :3 a woman, OwO thewefowe ^-^ may >w< be :33 woo'd; 
She :3 is :3 a woman, OwO thewefowe ^-^ may >w< be OwO won; 
She :3 is Wavinyia, OwO thewefowe >w< must >w< be >_> wov'd. 
>_> What, ^w^ man! ^-^ mowe >w< watew uWu gwideth uWu by OwO the mill 
>w< Than ÚwÚ wots OwO the miwwew >w< of; ÚwÚ and :33 easy ^.^ it :3 is 
x3 Of :3 a ÚwÚ cut xDD woaf ^-^ to >_< steaw :3 a shive, ^-^ we know. 
^-^ Though Bassianyus >w< be OwO the Emperor's :33 bwothew, 
>_< Bettew than ^.^ he ^.^ have OwO wown ^-^ Vuwcan's ÚwÚ badge. 
:3 AAWON. ^-^ [Aside] >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and as good as xDD Satuwnyinyus OwO may. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. ;;w;; Then x3 why shouwd ^.^ he ^.^ despaiw UwU that knows ^-^ to couwt ^.^ it 
x3 With x3 wowds, fair >w< wooks, ÚwÚ and x3 wibewawity? 
>_> What, x3 hast ^.^ nyot :3 thou :33 fuww >_< often struck :3 a UwU doe, 
And ÚwÚ bownye xDD hew cweanwy uWu by OwO the keepew's nyose? 
:3 AAWON. ÚwÚ Why, then, ^.^ it uWu seems >w< some ÚwÚ cewtain >w< snyatch ^w^ ow OwO so 
Wouwd sewve >_> youw uWu tuwns. 
CHIWON. >w< Ay, OwO so OwO the xDD tuwn ;;w;; wewe ^w^ sewved. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. >_> Aawon, :3 thou x3 hast :3 hit it. 
:3 AAWON. Wouwd you xDD had :3 hit ^.^ it OwO too! 
;;w;; Then shouwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ we >w< be tiw'd with :3 this ÚwÚ ado. 
ÚwÚ Why, :3 hawk >_< ye, :3 hawk :33 ye! ÚwÚ and awe you such fools 
ÚwÚ To :3 squawe uWu fow uWu this? Wouwd ^.^ it offend you, then, 
:33 That uWu both shouwd ^w^ speed? 
CHIWON. OwO Faith, ^.^ nyot >_> me. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. Nyow uWu me, OwO so I ;;w;; wewe ^w^ onye. 
:3 AAWON. >_< Fow shame, >w< be fwiends, ÚwÚ and >_> join uWu fow UwU that you >_> jaw. 
^.^ 'Tis powicy ÚwÚ and :3 stwatagem >w< must ^-^ do 
:33 That you OwO affect; ÚwÚ and OwO so >w< must you :3 wesowve 
:33 That what you cannyot as you would achieve, 
You >w< must ÚwÚ pewfowce accompwish as you OwO may. 
;;w;; Take :3 this >_> of :3 me: ÚwÚ Wucwece ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ^-^ mowe >_< chaste 
>w< Than :3 this Wavinyia, Bassianus' wuv. 
OwO A ÚwÚ speediew ^-^ couwse than ling'ring ÚwÚ wanguishment 
Must ^-^ we >_< puwsue, ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have ;;w;; found OwO the path. 
UwU My x3 wowds, :3 a sowemn x3 hunting :3 is in >w< hand; 
Thewe uWu wiww OwO the UwU wuvwy Woman ;;w;; wadies ^-^ twoop; 
The fowest walks awe ^-^ wide ÚwÚ and uWu spacious, 
And many :3 unfwequented >_< pwots there awe 
Fitted uWu by >w< kind uWu fow >w< wape ÚwÚ and :3 viwwainy. 
Single you thithew then :3 this dainty UwU doe, 
And strike xDD hew UwU home uWu by x3 fowce ^-^ if ^.^ nyot uWu by wowds. 
:3 This >_< way, ^w^ ow ^.^ nyot at aww, ^.^ stand you in :33 hope. 
^w^ Come, xDD come, ^-^ ouw Empwess, with xDD hew xDD sacwed ÚwÚ wit 
ÚwÚ To viwwainy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; vengeance consecwate, 
uWu Wiww ^-^ we :3 acquaint with >w< aww what ^-^ we uWu intend; 
And ^.^ she uWu shaww file ^-^ ouw xDD enginyes with >_> advice 
:33 That uWu wiww ^.^ nyot suffer you ^-^ to :3 squawe yourselves, 
But ^-^ to >_> youw wishes' >_< height ^.^ advance you >_> both. 
The Emperor's couwt :3 is >_< wike OwO the house >_> of ;;w;; Fame, 
The :33 pawace :33 fuww >_> of OwO tongues, >_> of >_> eyes, ÚwÚ and ears; 
The ^.^ woods awe wuthwess, >_< dweadfuw, >_< deaf, ÚwÚ and dull. 
Thewe speak ÚwÚ and ^.^ stwike, bwave uWu boys, ÚwÚ and UwU take >_> youw turns; 
Thewe sewve >_> youw >w< wust, >_< shadowed ^-^ fwom >_< heaven's eye, 
And revel in UwU Wavinyia's OwO tweasuwy. 
CHIWON. x3 Thy counsew, >_> wad, smewws >_> of nyo cowardice. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. >_> Sit ^-^ fas :3 aut nyefas, ÚwÚ tiww I find OwO the ^w^ stweam 
ÚwÚ To cool :3 this ÚwÚ heat, :3 a chawm ^-^ to UwU cawm ^.^ these >w< fits, 
Pew >_> Styga, pew manes ^-^ vehow. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
OwO A fowest ;;w;; nyeaw >_> Wome 

x3 Entew >_> TITUS ANDRONICUS, ÚwÚ and his three OwO sons, ÚwÚ WUCIUS, QUINTUS, ^.^ MAWTIUS, 
:33 making :3 a ^w^ nyoise with hounds ÚwÚ and :33 howns; ÚwÚ and >w< MAWCUS 

;;w;; TITUS. The uWu hunt :3 is uWu up, OwO the ^w^ mown :3 is UwU bwight ÚwÚ and xDD gwey, 
The fields awe >_> fwagwant, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ woods awe green. 
Uncouple ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ and let OwO us ^-^ make :3 a OwO bay, 
And :3 wake OwO the UwU Empewow ÚwÚ and his UwU wuvwy bwide, 
And ;;w;; wouse OwO the Pwince, ÚwÚ and ring :3 a >w< huntew's ^-^ peaw, 
:33 That >w< aww OwO the couwt ^-^ may ^w^ echo with OwO the ^w^ nyoise. 
Sons, let ^.^ it >w< be >_> youw chawge, as ^.^ it :3 is UwU ouws, 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ attend OwO the Emperor's person cawefuwwy. 
I ^.^ have >_< been twoubwed in my ;;w;; sweep :3 this night, 
But dawnying :3 day OwO nyew comfort ;;w;; hath inspir'd. 

;;w;; Hewe :3 a x3 cwy >_> of ^w^ hounds, ÚwÚ and ^.^ wind howns in :3 a :3 peaw. 
;;w;; Then ÚwÚ entew SATURNINUS, TAMORA, OwO BASSIANyUS uWu WAVINyIA, 
ÚwÚ CHIWON, DEMETRIUS, ÚwÚ and theiw attendants 
>_> Many good mowwows ^-^ to >_> youw >w< Majesty! 
^w^ Madam, ^-^ to you as many ÚwÚ and as uWu good! 
I promised >_> youw OwO Gwace :3 a >w< huntew's :3 peaw. 
;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. And you ^.^ have ^w^ wung ^.^ it wustiwy, my UwU wowds- 
>w< Somewhat xDD too >_< eawwy uWu fow >w< nyew-mawwied ladies. 
>_< BASSIANyUS. Wavinyia, how uWu say you? 
OwO WAVINyIA. I uWu say no; 
I ^.^ have >_< been bwoad :33 awake two ^w^ houws ÚwÚ and more. 
;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. Come uWu on then, horse ÚwÚ and chawiots let OwO us x3 have, 
And ^-^ to ^-^ ouw sport. uWu [To TAMORA] ^w^ Madam, :3 nyow uWu shaww ye UwU see 
Our Woman >_< hunting. 
>_> MAWCUS. I ^.^ have UwU dogs, my lord, 
uWu Wiww ;;w;; wouse OwO the pwoudest xDD panthew in OwO the x3 chase, 
And climb OwO the OwO highest xDD pwomontowy top. 
;;w;; TITUS. And I ^.^ have horse uWu wiww follow xDD whewe OwO the uWu game 
:3 Makes >_< way, ÚwÚ and run >_< wike UwU swawwows o'ew OwO the plain. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. Chiwon, ^-^ we uWu hunt ;;w;; nyot, >_> we, with horse :3 nyow >_> hound, 
But >w< hope ^-^ to xDD pwuck :3 a dainty ^w^ doe ^-^ to ground. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
OwO A lonely part >_> of OwO the fowest 

x3 Entew >_> AAWON xDD awonye, with :3 a x3 bag >_> of gold 

:3 AAWON. ÚwÚ He UwU that xDD had ÚwÚ wit would ÚwÚ think UwU that I xDD had x3 nyonye, 
ÚwÚ To :33 buwy OwO so >w< much gold uWu undew :3 a twee 
And never aftew ^-^ to xDD inhewit it. 
>_> Wet him UwU that OwO thinks >_> of me OwO so >_> abjectwy 
xDD Knyow UwU that :3 this gold >w< must >_< coin :3 a stwatagem, 
>w< Which, cunningly ^w^ effected, uWu wiww ^.^ beget 
OwO A vewy excellent piece >_> of :3 viwwainy. 
And OwO so ^-^ wepose, ^w^ sweet ^.^ gowd, uWu fow theiw UwU unwest 
>w< [Hides OwO the uWu gowd] 
:33 That ^.^ have theiw ÚwÚ awms >_< out >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ Empwess' :33 chest. 

x3 Entew OwO TAMOWA xDD awonye, ^-^ to OwO the Moor 

;;w;; TAMOWA. UwU My UwU wuvwy >_> Aawon, xDD whewefowe wook'st :3 thou >_> sad 
When OwO evewything OwO does ^-^ make :3 a >_> gweefuw boast? 
The :33 biwds x3 chant >w< mewody uWu on every ;;w;; bush; 
The ÚwÚ snyakes lie x3 wowwed in OwO the cheerful ;;w;; sun; 
The green leaves ÚwÚ quivew with OwO the cooling ^.^ wind 
And ^-^ make :3 a ^-^ chequew'd ;;w;; shadow uWu on OwO the ground; 
^.^ Undew theiw ^w^ sweet :33 shade, >_> Aawon, let OwO us >_> sit, 
And >_< whiwe OwO the xDD babbwing ^w^ echo >w< mocks OwO the ^w^ hounds, 
Replying shrilly ^-^ to OwO the :3 weww-tun'd >_< howns, 
UwU As ^-^ if :3 a double uWu hunt ;;w;; wewe heard at once, 
>_> Wet OwO us ^-^ sit ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and mark theiw uWu yewwowing noise; 
And- aftew conflict such as ÚwÚ was suppos'd 
The uWu wand'wing pwince ÚwÚ and >_< Dido UwU once x3 enjoyed, 
When with :3 a x3 happy :3 stowm uWu they ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; suwpwis'd, 
And cuwtain'd with :3 a ^-^ counsew-keeping cave- 
We >w< may, OwO each >_< wweathed in OwO the other's uWu awms, 
Our ^.^ pastimes >_< donye, ^.^ possess :3 a gowden ÚwÚ swumbew, 
ÚwÚ Whiwes hounds ÚwÚ and howns ÚwÚ and ^w^ sweet OwO mewodious :33 biwds 
Be x3 unto OwO us as :3 is :3 a nurse's ^.^ song 
x3 Of >_> wuwwaby ^-^ to bwing xDD hew ;;w;; babe asleep. 
:3 AAWON. ^w^ Madam, >w< though uWu Venyus :33 guvwn >_> youw desiwes, 
ÚwÚ Satuwn :3 is :33 dominyatow xDD uvw x3 minye. 
What >_> signyifies my deadly-standing eye, 
UwU My siwence ÚwÚ and my cloudy mewanchowy, 
UwU My xDD fweece >_> of woolly >_< haiw UwU that :3 nyow uncuwws 
>_< Even as OwO an x3 addew when ^.^ she doth uWu unwoww 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ do >w< some :33 fataw execution? 
No, UwU madam, ^.^ these awe nyo >_< venyeweaw ^w^ signs. 
>w< Vengeance :3 is in my xDD heawt, death in my ;;w;; hand, 
Bwood ÚwÚ and wevenge awe >_> hammewing in my head. 
Hawk, ÚwÚ Tamowa, OwO the empwess >_> of my >_> souw, 
^w^ Which never OwO hopes ^-^ mowe >w< heaven than wests in ^w^ thee- 
:3 This :3 is OwO the :3 day >_> of :33 doom uWu fow ^w^ Bassianyus; 
His Phiwomew >w< must wose xDD hew :33 tongue UwU to-day, 
x3 Thy >_< sons ^-^ make UwU piwwage >_> of xDD hew >_< chastity, 
And wash theiw ^.^ hands in Bassianus' bwood. 
>_> Seest :3 thou :3 this >_> wettew? ;;w;; Take ^.^ it uWu up, I pray ^.^ thee, 
And ^w^ give OwO the UwU King :3 this fatal-plotted scroll. 
Nyow xDD question me nyo ^-^ mowe; ^-^ we awe uWu espied. 
;;w;; Hewe comes :3 a uWu pawcew >_> of ^-^ ouw ^w^ hopefuw :33 booty, 
^w^ Which xDD dweads ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet theiw >_< wives' ^w^ destwuction. 

x3 Entew OwO BASSIANyUS ÚwÚ and :33 WAVINyIA 

;;w;; TAMOWA. xDD Ah, my ^w^ sweet Moow, ^-^ sweetew ^-^ to me than life! 
:3 AAWON. :3 Nyo :3 mowe, gweat Empress: Bassianyus comes. 
Be cross with him; ÚwÚ and I'll >w< go ÚwÚ fetch >w< thy >_< sons 
ÚwÚ To xDD back >w< thy :33 quawwews, x3 whatsoe'ew uWu they UwU be. Exit 
>_< BASSIANyUS. OwO Who ^.^ have ^-^ we hewe? :33 Wome's :33 woyaw Emperess, 
Unfuwnyish'd >_> of xDD hew >w< weww-beseeming ÚwÚ twoop? 
Ow :3 is ^.^ it >_> Dian, habited >_< wike UwU hew, 
OwO Who ;;w;; hath UwU abandonyed xDD hew holy ;;w;; gwuvs 
ÚwÚ To UwU see OwO the ^w^ genyewaw x3 hunting in :3 this forest? 
;;w;; TAMOWA. ÚwÚ Saucy controller >_> of my pwivate steps! 
Had I OwO the ^.^ pow'w UwU that >w< some uWu say xDD Dian ^-^ had, 
x3 Thy OwO tempwes shouwd >w< be planted ÚwÚ pwesentwy 
x3 With >_< howns, as ÚwÚ was Actaeon's; ÚwÚ and OwO the hounds 
;;w;; Shouwd ÚwÚ dwive x3 upon >w< thy new-transformed xDD wimbs, 
:3 Unmannyewwy ^-^ intwudew as :3 thou ^.^ awt! 
OwO WAVINyIA. ^.^ Undew >_> youw >_> patience, gentwe Emperess, 
^.^ 'Tis ^w^ thought you ^.^ have :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy >_> gift in horning, 
And ^-^ to >w< be >w< doubted UwU that >_> youw Moor ÚwÚ and you 
uWu Awe ^w^ singwed :3 fowth ^-^ to twy >w< thy :3 expewiments. 
OwO Juv OwO shiewd >_> youw xDD husband ^-^ fwom his hounds xDD to-day! 
^.^ 'Tis ^-^ pity uWu they shouwd UwU take him uWu fow :3 a stag. 
>_< BASSIANyUS. >_< Bewieve uWu me, uWu Queen, >_> youw swawth Cimmerian 
^-^ Doth ^-^ make >_> youw uWu honyouw >_> of his body's hue, 
^-^ Spotted, detested, ÚwÚ and x3 abominyabwe. 
UwU Why awe you ^w^ sequest'wed ^-^ fwom >w< aww >_> youw OwO twain, 
^w^ Dismounted ^-^ fwom >_> youw UwU snyow-white ÚwÚ goodwy ^-^ steed, 
And wand'wed UwU hithew ^-^ to OwO an >_> obscuwe pwot, 
UwU Accompanyied uWu but with :3 a ^.^ bawbawous Moow, 
>w< If ;;w;; fouw desiwe xDD had ^.^ nyot uWu conducted you? 
OwO WAVINyIA. And, being xDD intewcepted in >_> youw sport, 
Great reason UwU that my x3 nyobwe lord >w< be x3 wated 
>_< Fow ÚwÚ saucinyess. I pray you let OwO us hence, 
And let xDD hew ^.^ joy xDD hew :3 waven-cowouwed :33 wuv; 
:3 This >w< vawwey ^-^ fits OwO the OwO puwpose >_< passing :33 weww. 
>_< BASSIANyUS. The UwU King my bwothew uWu shaww ^.^ have nyotice >_> of ÚwÚ this. 
OwO WAVINyIA. >w< Ay, uWu fow ^.^ these uWu swips ^.^ have :3 made him nyoted UwU wong. 
Good ^-^ king, ^-^ to >w< be OwO so ^w^ mightiwy ^-^ abused! 
;;w;; TAMOWA. ÚwÚ Why, I ^.^ have >_< patience ^-^ to >_> enduwe >w< aww ÚwÚ this. 

x3 Entew CHIWON ÚwÚ and ^.^ DEMETWIUS 

uWu DEMETWIUS. OwO How nyow, dear suvweign, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw >_< gwacious mothew! 
UwU Why doth >_> youw Highness ÚwÚ wook OwO so OwO pawe ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wan? 
;;w;; TAMOWA. >_< Have I ^.^ nyot reason, ÚwÚ think you, ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook UwU pawe? 
^.^ These two ^.^ have 'ticed me UwU hithew ^-^ to :3 this :3 pwace. 
OwO A xDD bawwen :3 detested vale you UwU see ^.^ it UwU is: 
The trees, >w< though :33 summew, ÚwÚ yet >w< fowwown ÚwÚ and wean, 
>w< Ovewcome with moss ÚwÚ and xDD bawefuw mistwetoe; 
;;w;; Hewe never uWu shinyes OwO the ;;w;; sun; here nyothing OwO bweeds, 
>_< Unwess OwO the ^w^ nyightwy oww ^w^ ow :33 fataw x3 waven. 
And when uWu they show'd me :3 this abhowwed xDD pit, 
^.^ They told uWu me, ;;w;; hewe, at UwU dead UwU time >_> of OwO the night, 
OwO A ^w^ thousand >_> fiends, :3 a ^w^ thousand OwO hissing snyakes, 
xDD Ten ^w^ thousand ;;w;; swewwing >_< toads, as many :3 uwchins, 
Wouwd ^-^ make such xDD feawfuw ÚwÚ and :33 confused x3 cwies 
UwU As ^-^ any x3 mowtaw ÚwÚ body hearing ^.^ it 
;;w;; Shouwd straight ^-^ faww mad ^w^ ow ewse die suddenly. 
:3 Nyo sooner xDD had uWu they told :3 this ^.^ hewwish xDD tawe 
But straight uWu they told me uWu they would uWu bind me here 
^.^ Unto OwO the ÚwÚ body >_> of :3 a dismaw yew, 
And xDD weave me ^-^ to :3 this xDD misewabwe :33 death. 
And then uWu they xDD caww'd me ;;w;; fouw ^-^ aduwtewess, 
:3 Wascivious UwU Goth, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the :33 bittewest >_> tewms 
:33 That >w< evew ear >_> did hear ^-^ to such xDD effect; 
And xDD had you ^.^ nyot uWu by :3 wondwous >_> fowtunye xDD come, 
:3 This ;;w;; vengeance uWu on me xDD had uWu they >_< executed. 
^w^ Wevenge it, as you love >_> youw >_> mothew's xDD wife, 
Ow >w< be ye ^.^ nyot ^w^ hencefowth xDD caww'd my children. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. :3 This :3 is :3 a witness UwU that I x3 am >w< thy :33 son. 
>_> [Stabs OwO BASSIANyUS] 
CHIWON. And :3 this uWu fow uWu me, struck UwU home ^-^ to show my strength. 
xDD [Awso stabs] 
OwO WAVINyIA. >w< Ay, xDD come, Semiramis- xDD nyay, ^.^ bawbawous ÚwÚ Tamowa, 
>_< Fow nyo name ^-^ fits >w< thy ^-^ nyatuwe uWu but >w< thy own! 
;;w;; TAMOWA. >w< Give me OwO the >_> ponyiawd; you uWu shaww >w< knyow, my uWu boys, 
Your >_> mothew's hand uWu shaww ^.^ wight >_> youw >_> mothew's ^.^ wwong. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. >w< Stay, UwU madam, here :3 is ^-^ mowe ;;w;; bewongs ^-^ to UwU hew; 
>w< Fiwst thrash OwO the :33 cown, then aftew >_< buwn OwO the :33 stwaw. 
:3 This :3 minyion ÚwÚ stood x3 upon xDD hew >_< chastity, 
:3 Upon xDD hew ^w^ nyuptiaw vow, xDD hew ^w^ woyawty, 
And with UwU that ^w^ painted >w< hope ;;w;; bwaves >_> youw :33 mightinyess; 
And uWu shaww ^.^ she carry :3 this x3 unto xDD hew grave? 
CHIWON. An ^-^ if ^.^ she uWu do, I would I ;;w;; wewe OwO an eunuch. 
xDD Dwag x3 hence xDD hew xDD husband ^-^ to >w< some >w< secwet :3 howe, 
And ^-^ make his UwU dead twunk piwwow ^-^ to ^-^ ouw uWu wust. 
;;w;; TAMOWA. But when ye ^.^ have OwO the honey ^-^ we desiwe, 
>_> Wet ^.^ nyot :3 this ;;w;; wasp :3 outwive, OwO us uWu both ^-^ to sting. 
CHIWON. I ;;w;; wawwant you, UwU madam, ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ make UwU that sure. 
^w^ Come, mistress, :3 nyow ÚwÚ pewfowce ^-^ we uWu wiww enjoy 
:33 That >_> nyice-pwesewved xDD honyesty >_> of ^w^ youws. 
OwO WAVINyIA. :3 O OwO Tamowa! :3 thou beawest :3 a :3 woman's ;;w;; face- 
;;w;; TAMOWA. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hear xDD hew >_< speak; away with her! 
OwO WAVINyIA. ^.^ Sweet x3 wowds, entweat xDD hew hear me uWu but :3 a :33 wowd. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. OwO Wisten, fair UwU madam: let ^.^ it >w< be >_> youw >_> gwowy 
ÚwÚ To UwU see xDD hew teaws; uWu but >w< be >_> youw OwO heawt ^-^ to them 
UwU As unwewenting fwint ^-^ to ^.^ dwops >_> of :33 wain. 
OwO WAVINyIA. When >_> did OwO the :3 tigew's x3 young ones teach OwO the ^-^ dam? 
:33 O, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot learn xDD hew wrath- ^.^ she ^w^ taught ^.^ it thee; 
The >_< miwk :3 thou :3 suck'dst ^-^ fwom xDD hew >_> did xDD tuwn ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawbwe, 
>_< Even at >w< thy :33 teat :3 thou xDD hadst >w< thy tyranny. 
>_> Yet every mothew >_> bweeds ^.^ nyot >_< sons :3 awike: 
uWu [To xDD CHIWON] Do :3 thou entweat xDD hew show :3 a :3 woman's ;;w;; pity. 
CHIWON. >_> What, wouldst :3 thou ^.^ have me ^w^ pwuv ^-^ mysewf :3 a bastard? 
OwO WAVINyIA. ^.^ 'Tis true, OwO the raven doth ^.^ nyot hatch :3 a ÚwÚ wawk. 
>_> Yet ^.^ have I heard- :33 O, :33 couwd I find ^.^ it ^.^ nyow!- 
The ;;w;; wion, ;;w;; mov'd with pity, >_> did >_> enduwe 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have his >_< pwincewy :3 paws par'd >w< aww >_> away. 
uWu Some uWu say UwU that ravens >_< fostew >w< fowwown ^-^ chiwdwen, 
The UwU whiwst theiw >_> own :33 biwds :3 famish in theiw OwO nyests; 
:33 O, >w< be ^-^ to uWu me, >w< though >w< thy ^-^ hawd OwO heawt uWu say no, 
Nyothing OwO so kind, uWu but xDD something pitifuw! 
;;w;; TAMOWA. I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^.^ it ÚwÚ means; away with her! 
OwO WAVINyIA. :33 O, let me teach thee! >_< Fow my >_< fathew's UwU sake, 
:33 That >_> gave ÚwÚ thee life when ;;w;; weww ^.^ he UwU might ^.^ have OwO swain ^.^ thee, 
Be ^.^ nyot ^w^ obduwate, open >w< thy xDD deaf x3 eaws. 
;;w;; TAMOWA. uWu Hadst :3 thou in person :33 nye'ew uWu offended uWu me, 
>_< Even uWu fow his :33 sake x3 am I pitiless. 
:3 Wemembew, uWu boys, I UwU pouw'd :3 fowth ;;w;; teaws in vain 
ÚwÚ To :33 save >_> youw bwothew ^-^ fwom OwO the ^w^ sacwifice; 
But fiewce ^-^ Andwonyicus would ^.^ nyot relent. 
OwO Thewefowe away with UwU hew, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; use xDD hew as you wiww; 
The >_< wowse ^-^ to xDD hew OwO the better :33 wov'd >_> of >_> me. 
OwO WAVINyIA. :3 O ÚwÚ Tamowa, >w< be xDD caww'd :3 a gentwe queen, 
And with UwU thinye >_> own ^.^ hands :33 kiww me in :3 this pwace! 
>_< Fow 'tis ^.^ nyot life UwU that I ^.^ have begg'd OwO so xDD wong; 
OwO Poow I ÚwÚ was OwO swain when Bassianyus died. 
;;w;; TAMOWA. What OwO beg'st thou, ^.^ then? ^-^ Fond woman, let me ^.^ go. 
OwO WAVINyIA. ^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ pwesent death I beg; ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye xDD thing :3 mowe, 
:33 That >_< womanhood ^w^ denyies my :33 tongue ^-^ to ^-^ teww: 
:33 O, ^-^ keep me ^-^ fwom theiw >_< wowse than :33 kiwwing >w< wust, 
And ÚwÚ tumbwe me OwO into >w< some ^-^ woathsome xDD pit, 
:3 Whewe never ÚwÚ man's eye ^-^ may >w< behowd my body; 
Do this, ÚwÚ and >w< be :3 a chawitabwe muwdewew. 
;;w;; TAMOWA. ^w^ So shouwd I x3 wob my ^w^ sweet >_< sons >_> of theiw fee; 
No, let them xDD satisfy theiw wust uWu on thee. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. xDD Away! uWu fow :3 thou x3 hast :33 stay'd OwO us here xDD too UwU wong. 
OwO WAVINyIA. :3 Nyo :3 gwace? nyo womanhood? xDD Ah, >_> beastwy creature, 
The ^-^ bwot ÚwÚ and enemy ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^w^ genyewaw >_< nyame! 
>_< Confusion faww- 
CHIWON. ;;w;; Nyay, then I'll xDD stop >_> youw UwU mouth. >_< Bwing :3 thou xDD hew >_> husband. 
:3 This :3 is OwO the hole xDD whewe ^-^ Aawon ;;w;; bid OwO us hide >_> him. 

^.^ DEMETWIUS throws OwO the ÚwÚ body 
>_> of OwO BASSIANyUS OwO into OwO the ^-^ pit; then exeunt 
^.^ DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ CHIWON, dwagging x3 off :33 WAVINyIA 

;;w;; TAMOWA. Faweweww, my >w< sons; UwU see UwU that you ^-^ make xDD hew sure. 
:33 Nye'ew let my OwO heawt xDD knyow >_> mewwy :33 cheew >_< indeed 
;;w;; Tiww >w< aww OwO the Andronici >w< be :3 made >_> away. 
Nyow uWu wiww I x3 hence ^-^ to >w< seek my UwU wuvwy Moow, 
And let my spweenfuw >_< sons :3 this >_< twuww >w< defwowew. Exit 

;;w;; We-entew AARON, with two 
>_> of >_< TITUS' OwO sons, QUINTUS ÚwÚ and MARTIUS 

:3 AAWON. Come OwO on, my x3 wowds, OwO the better foot ^.^ befowe; 
:33 Stwaight uWu wiww I bwing you ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ woathsome ^.^ pit 
:3 Whewe I x3 espied OwO the xDD panthew fast asleep. 
OwO QUINTUS. UwU My OwO sight :3 is vewy dull, >_> whate'ew ^.^ it ^.^ bodes. 
UwU MAWTIUS. And ÚwÚ minye, I pwomise OwO you; ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it ^.^ nyot uWu fow shame, 
^.^ Weww :33 couwd I xDD weave ^-^ ouw uWu spowt ^-^ to ;;w;; sweep >_> awhiwe. 
>_< [Fawws OwO into OwO the xDD pit] 
OwO QUINTUS. >_> What, art :3 thou fallen? What subtle hole :3 is this, 
uWu Whose OwO mouth :3 is cuvwed with ^-^ wude-gwowing briers, 
:3 Upon uWu whose leaves awe ^.^ dwops >_> of nyew-shed UwU bwood 
UwU As ^.^ fwesh as xDD mownying OwO dew distiww'd uWu on ^-^ fwowews? 
OwO A vewy :33 fataw place ^.^ it uWu seems ^-^ to >_> me. 
xDD Speak, :33 bwothew, x3 hast :3 thou hurt ÚwÚ thee with OwO the faww? 
UwU MAWTIUS. :3 O :33 bwothew, with OwO the UwU dismaw'st object hurt 
:33 That >w< evew eye with OwO sight :3 made OwO heawt lament! 
:3 AAWON. ^-^ [Aside] Nyow uWu wiww I ÚwÚ fetch OwO the UwU King ^-^ to find them ;;w;; hewe, 
:33 That ^.^ he ^.^ theweby ^-^ may ^.^ have :3 a :33 wikewy ^.^ guess 
OwO How ^.^ these ;;w;; wewe uWu they UwU that :3 made away his brother. Exit 
UwU MAWTIUS. UwU Why OwO dost ^.^ nyot comfort uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^w^ hewp me >_< out 
From :3 this unhallow'd ÚwÚ and blood-stained :3 howe? 
OwO QUINTUS. I x3 am >_< suwpwised with OwO an ^w^ uncouth fear; 
OwO A chilling ÚwÚ sweat ^-^ o'ew-wuns my :3 twembwing :3 joints; 
UwU My OwO heawt suspects ^-^ mowe than >_< minye eye can :3 see. 
UwU MAWTIUS. ÚwÚ To ^w^ pwuv :3 thou x3 hast :3 a OwO twue divining xDD heawt, 
^-^ Aawon ÚwÚ and :3 thou ÚwÚ wook ;;w;; down OwO into :3 this den, 
And UwU see :3 a xDD feawfuw OwO sight >_> of UwU bwood ÚwÚ and :33 death. 
OwO QUINTUS. ^-^ Aawon :3 is gone, ÚwÚ and my compassionate OwO heawt 
uWu Wiww ^.^ nyot >w< pewmit >_< minye eyes UwU once ^-^ to >w< behowd 
The xDD thing ;;w;; wheweat ^.^ it twembwes uWu by >_< suwmise; 
:33 O, tell me ^-^ who ^.^ it ;;w;; is, uWu fow :33 nye'ew ÚwÚ tiww :3 nyow 
>_> Was I :3 a >w< chiwd ^-^ to ;;w;; feaw I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >_> what. 
UwU MAWTIUS. Wowd Bassianyus :3 wies OwO beway'd in blood, 
^-^ Aww uWu on :3 a uWu heap, >_< wike ^-^ to :3 a >_> swaughtewed ^w^ wamb, 
UwU In :3 this detested, xDD dawk, UwU bwood-dwinking xDD pit. 
OwO QUINTUS. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be xDD dawk, how OwO dost :3 thou xDD knyow 'tis x3 he? 
UwU MAWTIUS. :3 Upon his bwoody fingew ^.^ he doth wear 
OwO A pwecious ring UwU that ;;w;; wightens >w< aww :3 this :3 howe, 
>w< Which, >_< wike :3 a x3 tapew in >w< some monument, 
^-^ Doth shinye x3 upon OwO the UwU dead ÚwÚ man's earthy :33 cheeks, 
And >w< shows OwO the ^.^ wagged entrails >_> of :3 this ^-^ pit; 
^w^ So OwO pawe >_> did shinye OwO the ^-^ moon uWu on Pywamus 
When ^.^ he uWu by night uWu way xDD bath'd in OwO maiden bwood. 
:3 O :33 bwothew, ^w^ hewp me with >w< thy x3 fainting :3 hand- 
>w< If ;;w;; feaw ;;w;; hath :3 made ÚwÚ thee faint, as me ^.^ it hath- 
Out >_> of :3 this feww devouring weceptacwe, 
UwU As ^-^ hatefuw as >_< Cocytus' ^-^ misty UwU mouth. 
OwO QUINTUS. >_< Weach me >w< thy ;;w;; hand, UwU that I ^-^ may ^w^ hewp ÚwÚ thee out, 
Or, >_< wanting OwO stwength ^-^ to ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee OwO so >w< much uWu good, 
I ^-^ may >w< be UwU pwuck'd OwO into OwO the swawwowing >_> womb 
x3 Of :3 this ^-^ deep xDD pit, UwU poow Bassianus' ^-^ gwave. 
I ^.^ have nyo OwO stwength ^-^ to xDD pwuck ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the UwU bwink. 
UwU MAWTIUS. Nyow I nyo OwO stwength ^-^ to climb ^-^ without >w< thy uWu hewp. 
OwO QUINTUS. x3 Thy hand UwU once ^-^ mowe; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot loose uWu again, 
;;w;; Tiww :3 thou art here ^-^ awoft, ^w^ ow I below. 
Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot come ^-^ to :3 me- I come ^-^ to thee. >_< [Fawws >w< in] 

x3 Entew OwO the EMPEROR ÚwÚ and >_> AAWON OwO the Moor 

;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. >_< Awong with UwU me! I'll UwU see what hole :3 is ;;w;; hewe, 
And what ^.^ he :3 is UwU that :3 nyow :3 is ^-^ weapt OwO into it. 
Say, ^-^ who art :3 thou UwU that lately didst >_> descend 
x3 Into :3 this >_> gaping >w< howwow >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ eawth? 
UwU MAWTIUS. The OwO unhappy >_< sons >_> of ^.^ owd UwU Andwonyicus, 
Brought UwU hithew in :3 a UwU most unwucky xDD houw, 
ÚwÚ To find >w< thy bwothew Bassianyus UwU dead. 
;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. UwU My bwothew x3 dead! I xDD knyow :3 thou OwO dost uWu but :3 jest: 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ and his wady uWu both awe at OwO the lodge 
:3 Upon OwO the >_< nyowth >_> side >_> of :3 this >_> pweasant chase; 
^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO an hour >_< since I weft them ^.^ thewe. 
UwU MAWTIUS. We xDD knyow ^.^ nyot xDD whewe you weft them >w< aww x3 awive; 
But, >_< out awas! here ^.^ have ^-^ we ;;w;; found him UwU dead. 

;;w;; We-entew TAMORA, with 
^.^ attendants; >_> TITUS >_> ANDWONyICUS ÚwÚ and Wucius 

;;w;; TAMOWA. :3 Whewe :3 is my lord OwO the ^.^ King? 
;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. Here, x3 Tamowa; >w< though :3 gwiev'd with :33 kiwwing ^w^ gwief. 
;;w;; TAMOWA. :3 Whewe :3 is >w< thy bwothew :3 Bassianyus? 
;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. Nyow ^-^ to OwO the xDD bottom OwO dost :3 thou >_> seawch my :3 wound; 
OwO Poow Bassianyus here :3 wies >_< muwdewed. 
;;w;; TAMOWA. ;;w;; Then >w< aww xDD too ^.^ wate I bwing :3 this :33 fataw ^w^ wwit, 
The complot >_> of :3 this ^.^ timewess ^.^ twagedy; 
And wonder OwO gweatwy UwU that ÚwÚ man's ;;w;; face can ^-^ fowd 
UwU In >w< pweasing >_> smiwes such UwU muwdewous tyranny. 
[She ^-^ giveth >_> SATUWNyINyE :3 a letter] 
;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. ^-^ [Weads] ^w^ 'An ^-^ if ^-^ we ^-^ miss ^-^ to ^.^ meet him handsomely, 
^.^ Sweet ^.^ huntsman- Bassianyus 'tis ^-^ we ^w^ mean- 
Do :3 thou OwO so >w< much as :3 dig OwO the grave uWu fow >_> him. 
Thou uWu knyow'st ^-^ ouw meaning. Wook uWu fow >w< thy reward 
x3 Among OwO the nyettwes at OwO the ÚwÚ ewdew-twee 
^w^ Which uvwshades OwO the OwO mouth >_> of UwU that >_> same ^.^ pit 
:3 Whewe ^-^ we decreed ^-^ to :33 buwy :33 Bassianyus. 
Do this, ÚwÚ and ^-^ puwchase OwO us >w< thy ÚwÚ wasting fwiends.' 
:3 O OwO Tamowa! ÚwÚ was >w< evew heard OwO the >_< wike? 
:3 This :3 is OwO the ^.^ pit ÚwÚ and :3 this OwO the ^.^ ewdew-twee. 
Look, ;;w;; siws, ^-^ if you can find OwO the ÚwÚ huntsman >_< out 
:33 That shouwd ^.^ have ^-^ muwdewed Bassianyus here. 
:3 AAWON. UwU My >_< gwacious lord, here :3 is OwO the x3 bag >_> of >w< gowd. 
;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. uWu [To ÚwÚ TITUS] >w< Two >_> of >w< thy ^.^ whewps, feww cuws >_> of bwoody 
kind, 
>_< Have here >_> beweft my bwothew >_> of his wife. 
>w< Siws, drag them ^-^ fwom OwO the ^.^ pit x3 unto OwO the prison; 
Thewe let them xDD bide xDD untiw ^-^ we ^.^ have >_< devis'd 
uWu Some uWu nyevew-heawd-of ^w^ towtuwing pain uWu fow ^.^ them. 
;;w;; TAMOWA. >_> What, awe uWu they in :3 this pit? :3 O :3 wondwous :3 thing! 
OwO How easiwy murder :3 is >w< discuvwed! 
;;w;; TITUS. High >_< Empewow, x3 upon my feebwe knee 
I UwU beg :3 this >w< boon, with ;;w;; teaws ^.^ nyot >w< wightwy UwU shed, 
:33 That :3 this feww fauwt >_> of my accursed x3 sons- 
^w^ Accuwsed ^-^ if OwO the fauwt >w< be ^w^ pwov'd in ^w^ them- 
;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be prov'd! You UwU see ^.^ it :3 is >_> appawent. 
OwO Who ;;w;; found :3 this >_> wettew? ÚwÚ Tamowa, ÚwÚ was ^.^ it you? 
;;w;; TAMOWA. ^-^ Andwonyicus ^-^ himsewf >_> did UwU take ^.^ it :33 up. 
;;w;; TITUS. I :33 did, my lord, ÚwÚ yet let me >w< be theiw >_< baiw; 
>_< Fow, uWu by my ^w^ fathews' OwO wevewend OwO tomb, I x3 vow 
^.^ They uWu shaww >w< be ready at >_> youw OwO Highnyess' uWu wiww 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew theiw suspicion with theiw >w< wives. 
;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot bail them; UwU see :3 thou follow >_> me. 
uWu Some bwing OwO the ^-^ muwdewed body, >w< some OwO the UwU muwdewews; 
>_> Wet them ^.^ nyot speak :3 a word- OwO the UwU guiwt :3 is ;;w;; pwain; 
>_< Fow, uWu by my >_> souw, ;;w;; wewe there >_< wowse ^-^ end than >_< death, 
:33 That ^-^ end x3 upon them shouwd >w< be >_< executed. 
;;w;; TAMOWA. UwU Andwonyicus, I uWu wiww entweat OwO the King. 
OwO Feaw ^.^ nyot >w< thy >w< sons; uWu they uWu shaww ^-^ do ;;w;; weww ^w^ enyough. 
;;w;; TITUS. ^w^ Come, >_< Wucius, x3 come; stay ^.^ nyot ^-^ to talk with ^.^ them. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the fowest 

x3 Entew OwO the ÚwÚ Empwess' OwO sons, ^.^ DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ CHIWON, with uWu WAVINyIA, 
xDD hew ^.^ hands ÚwÚ cut OwO off, ÚwÚ and xDD hew :33 tongue ÚwÚ cut out, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wavish'd 

uWu DEMETWIUS. UwU So, :3 nyow >w< go >_< teww, OwO an ^-^ if >w< thy :33 tongue can ÚwÚ speak, 
OwO Who 'twas UwU that ÚwÚ cut >w< thy :33 tongue ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wavish'd thee. 
CHIWON. x3 Wwite ;;w;; down >w< thy UwU mind, uWu bewway >w< thy meaning so, 
An ^-^ if >w< thy :3 stumps uWu wiww let ÚwÚ thee xDD pway OwO the uWu scwibe. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. ^w^ See how with signs ÚwÚ and ^w^ tokens ^.^ she can scwoww. 
CHIWON. uWu Go home, caww uWu fow ^w^ sweet ^w^ watew, wash >w< thy hands. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. She ;;w;; hath nyo :33 tongue ^-^ to ^-^ caww, :3 nyow ^.^ hands ^-^ to wash; 
And OwO so wet's xDD weave xDD hew ^-^ to xDD hew ;;w;; siwent wawks. 
CHIWON. An 'twere my ^-^ cause, I shouwd >w< go >_> hang ^-^ mysewf. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. >w< If :3 thou xDD hadst ^.^ hands ^-^ to ^w^ hewp ÚwÚ thee xDD knyit OwO the cord. 
>_< Exeunt ^.^ DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and CHIWON 

Wind howns. x3 Entew ^w^ MAWCUS, ^-^ fwom x3 hunting 

>_> MAWCUS. OwO Who :3 is ÚwÚ this?- my niece, UwU that flies away OwO so ^w^ fast? 
uWu Cousin, :3 a uWu wowd: xDD whewe :3 is >_> youw ^.^ husband? 
>w< If I ^-^ do dweam, would >w< aww my wealth would :3 wake UwU me! 
>w< If I ^-^ do >w< wake, >w< some ^w^ pwanyet strike me down, 
:33 That I ^-^ may swumbew OwO an eternal sweep! 
xDD Speak, gentwe nyiece. What >w< stewn ungentwe ^.^ hands 
;;w;; Hath x3 wopp'd, ÚwÚ and :3 hew'd, ÚwÚ and :3 made >w< thy ÚwÚ body x3 bawe 
x3 Of xDD hew two xDD bwanches- x3 those ^w^ sweet :33 ownyaments 
uWu Whose >_< ciwcwing ^w^ shadows kings ^.^ have ÚwÚ sought ^-^ to ;;w;; sweep ÚwÚ in, 
And UwU might ^.^ nyot >_< gain OwO so gweat :3 a >w< happinyess 
UwU As half >w< thy love? UwU Why OwO dost ^.^ nyot speak ^-^ to x3 me? 
^.^ Awas, :3 a :3 cwimson >_> wivew >_> of warm blood, 
;;w;; Wike ^-^ to :3 a bubbwing >_< fountain stirr'd with wind, 
^-^ Doth xDD wise ÚwÚ and ^-^ faww :3 between >w< thy ^-^ wosed wips, 
^.^ Coming ÚwÚ and ^-^ going with >w< thy honey ^.^ bweath. 
But ^w^ suwe >w< some Tereus ;;w;; hath UwU defwowewed ^.^ thee, 
And, west :3 thou shouldst uWu detect ^w^ him, ÚwÚ cut >w< thy OwO tongue. 
xDD Ah, :3 nyow :3 thou turn'st away >w< thy ;;w;; face uWu fow OwO shame! 
And x3 nyotwithstanding >w< aww :3 this woss >_> of blood- 
UwU As ^-^ fwom :3 a conduit with three issuing spouts- 
>_> Yet ^-^ do >w< thy x3 cheeks ÚwÚ wook wed as Titan's ;;w;; face 
UwU Bwushing ^-^ to >w< be UwU encount'wed with :3 a >w< cwoud. 
:33 Shaww I speak uWu fow OwO thee? :33 Shaww I uWu say 'tis so? 
:33 O, UwU that I knew >w< thy xDD heawt, ÚwÚ and knew OwO the >_> beast, 
:33 That I UwU might ;;w;; waiw at him ^-^ to >_> ease my mind! 
Sorrow concealed, >_< wike OwO an ^-^ uvn stopp'd, 
^-^ Doth >_< buwn OwO the OwO heawt ^-^ to cindews xDD whewe ^.^ it is. 
^-^ Faiw ^.^ Phiwomew, x3 why ^.^ she uWu but lost xDD hew tongue, 
And in :3 a >w< tedious :33 sampwew ^-^ sew'd xDD hew mind; 
But, UwU wuvwy niece, UwU that UwU mean :3 is ÚwÚ cut ^-^ fwom thee. 
OwO A >_> cwaftiew :33 Teweus, uWu cousin, x3 hast :3 thou met, 
And ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ cut x3 those pwetty fingers x3 off 
:33 That :33 couwd ^.^ have better ^-^ sew'd than uWu Phiwomew. 
:33 O, xDD had OwO the monster uWu seen x3 those ^-^ wiwy ^.^ hands 
^-^ Twembwe >_< wike >w< aspen leaves x3 upon :3 a lute 
And ^-^ make OwO the silken ^w^ stwings dewight ^-^ to ÚwÚ kiss ;;w;; them, 
ÚwÚ He would ^.^ nyot then ^.^ have ^w^ touch'd them uWu fow his life! 
Ow xDD had ^.^ he heard OwO the ^w^ heavenwy >w< hawmony 
^w^ Which UwU that ^w^ sweet :33 tongue ;;w;; hath made, 
ÚwÚ He would ^.^ have >_> dwopp'd his ;;w;; knyife, ÚwÚ and feww asweep, 
UwU As Cewbewus at OwO the Thracian >_< poet's ;;w;; feet. 
^w^ Come, let OwO us ÚwÚ go, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make >w< thy fathew :3 bwind, 
>_< Fow such :3 a OwO sight uWu wiww uWu bwind :3 a >_< fathew's eye; 
>_< Onye hour's :3 stowm uWu wiww drown OwO the ^-^ fwagwant ÚwÚ meads, 
What uWu wiww xDD whowe ^.^ months >_> of ;;w;; teaws >w< thy >_< fathew's :3 eyes? 
Do ^.^ nyot dwaw ^w^ back, uWu fow ^-^ we uWu wiww mourn with thee; 
:33 O, :33 couwd ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ mouwnying UwU case >w< thy xDD misewy! >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
Rome. OwO A uWu stweet 

x3 Entew OwO the >_< JUDGES, :3 TWIBUNyES, ÚwÚ and xDD SENyATOWS, with >_< TITUS' two >_< sons 
MARTIUS ÚwÚ and QUINTUS UwU bound, >_< passing uWu on OwO the OwO stage ^-^ to OwO the place >_> of OwO execution, 
ÚwÚ and >_> TITUS ^-^ going OwO befowe, pleading 

;;w;; TITUS. >w< Heaw uWu me, grave fathers; x3 nyobwe xDD Twibunyes, uWu stay! 
>_< Fow ^-^ pity >_> of >_< minye ^-^ age, uWu whose xDD youth ÚwÚ was spent 
UwU In dangewous wars UwU whiwst you OwO secuwewy slept; 
>_< Fow >w< aww my UwU bwood in :33 Wome's gweat >_< quawwew UwU shed, 
>_< Fow >w< aww OwO the ^.^ fwosty nyights UwU that I ^.^ have uWu watch'd, 
And uWu fow ^.^ these :33 bittew >_< teaws, ;;w;; which :3 nyow you UwU see 
Filling OwO the ;;w;; aged wrinkles in my :33 cheeks, 
Be ^w^ pitifuw ^-^ to my xDD condemnyed OwO sons, 
uWu Whose souws awe ^.^ nyot >_< cowwupted as 'tis OwO thought. 
>_< Fow two ÚwÚ and twenty >_< sons I never wept, 
xDD Because uWu they ;;w;; died in honour's lofty bed. 
^-^ [ANDWONyICUS wieth down, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< judges 
xDD pass uWu by him with OwO the prisoners, ÚwÚ and exeunt] 
>_< Fow :33 these, xDD Twibunyes, in OwO the ^.^ dust I wwite 
UwU My ^w^ heawt's ^-^ deep >_> wanguow ÚwÚ and my >_< souw's >_> sad uWu teaws. 
>_> Wet my ;;w;; teaws x3 stanch OwO the >w< eawth's OwO dwy OwO appetite; 
UwU My ^w^ sons' ^w^ sweet UwU bwood uWu wiww ^-^ make ^.^ it ÚwÚ shame ÚwÚ and ^.^ bwush. 
:3 O :3 eawth, I uWu wiww UwU befwiend ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe with ;;w;; wain 
:33 That uWu shaww distil ^-^ fwom ^.^ these two ÚwÚ ancient uwns, 
>w< Than youthfuw :3 Apwiw uWu shaww with >w< aww his ^.^ show'ws. 
UwU In ÚwÚ summew's dwought I'll >_> dwop x3 upon ÚwÚ thee still; 
UwU In winter with warm ;;w;; teaws I'll OwO mewt OwO the snyow 
And ^-^ keep eternal spwing-time uWu on >w< thy ;;w;; face, 
^w^ So :3 thou ^w^ wefuse ^-^ to dwink my dear ^w^ sons' bwood. 

x3 Entew Wucius with his x3 weapon :33 dwawn 

:3 O OwO wevewend :3 Twibunyes! :3 O gentwe ;;w;; aged >_< men! 
ÚwÚ Unbind my OwO sons, wevewse OwO the :33 doom >_> of >_< death, 
And let me ÚwÚ say, UwU that never >_> wept OwO befowe, 
UwU My ;;w;; teaws awe :3 nyow prevailing xDD owatows. 
UwU WUCIUS. :3 O x3 nyobwe fathew, you >_> wament in :3 vain; 
The Tribunes hear you ;;w;; nyot, nyo man :3 is >_> by, 
And you UwU wecount >_> youw ;;w;; sowwows ^-^ to :3 a >_> stonye. 
;;w;; TITUS. xDD Ah, >_< Wucius, uWu fow >w< thy bwothews let me :3 pwead! 
x3 Gwave xDD Twibunyes, UwU once ^-^ mowe I entweat >_> of you. 
UwU WUCIUS. UwU My >_< gwacious lord, nyo tribune ÚwÚ heaws you speak. 
;;w;; TITUS. ÚwÚ Why, 'tis nyo matter, ÚwÚ man: ^-^ if uWu they >_> did OwO heaw, 
^.^ They would ^.^ nyot mark me; ^-^ if uWu they >_> did ^-^ mawk, 
^.^ They would ^.^ nyot ^-^ pity me; ÚwÚ yet >w< pwead I xDD must, 
And :33 bootwess x3 unto ^.^ them. 
OwO Thewefowe I tell my ;;w;; sowwows ^-^ to OwO the stones; 
OwO Who >w< though uWu they cannyot ÚwÚ answew my >_> distwess, 
>_> Yet in >w< some sort uWu they awe better than OwO the xDD Twibunyes, 
>_< Fow UwU that uWu they uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ intewcept my >_> tawe. 
When I ^-^ do ;;w;; weep, uWu they humbly at my :3 feet 
;;w;; Weceive my >_< teaws, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to weep with me; 
And ;;w;; wewe uWu they uWu but ^-^ attiwed in grave xDD weeds, 
>_> Wome :33 couwd :33 affowd nyo tribunes >_< wike ^-^ to :3 these. 
OwO A stonye :3 is ^.^ soft as ^-^ wax: tribunes ^-^ mowe ^-^ hawd than stones. 
OwO A stonye :3 is ;;w;; siwent ÚwÚ and offendeth ;;w;; nyot, 
And tribunes with theiw ^.^ tongues :33 doom x3 men ^-^ to :33 death. 
[Wises] 
But xDD whewefowe stand'st :3 thou with >w< thy x3 weapon dwawn? 
UwU WUCIUS. ÚwÚ To rescue my two bwothews ^-^ fwom theiw ^w^ death; 
>_< Fow ;;w;; which ^-^ attempt OwO the >_< judges ^.^ have pwonyounc'd 
UwU My xDD evewwasting :33 doom >_> of banishment. 
;;w;; TITUS. :3 O x3 happy ^w^ man! uWu they ^.^ have befriended thee. 
ÚwÚ Why, foowish >_< Wucius, OwO dost :3 thou ^.^ nyot pewceive 
:33 That >_> Wome :3 is uWu but :3 a x3 wiwdewnyess >_> of ;;w;; tigews? 
Tigers >w< must xDD pwey, ÚwÚ and >_> Wome affowds nyo uWu pwey 
But me ÚwÚ and mine; how x3 happy art :3 thou then 
From ^.^ these :3 devouwews ^-^ to >w< be banished! 
But ^-^ who comes with ^-^ ouw bwothew Mawcus hewe? 

x3 Entew >w< MAWCUS with :33 WAVINyIA 

>_> MAWCUS. uWu Titus, :33 pwepawe >w< thy ;;w;; aged eyes ^-^ to ;;w;; weep, 
Ow ^-^ if ^.^ nyot so, >w< thy x3 nyobwe OwO heawt ^-^ to break. 
I bwing UwU consuming UwU sowwow ^-^ to UwU thinye age. 
;;w;; TITUS. uWu Wiww ^.^ it consume x3 me? >_> Wet me UwU see ^.^ it xDD then. 
>_> MAWCUS. :3 This ÚwÚ was >w< thy daughter. 
;;w;; TITUS. ÚwÚ Why, Marcus, OwO so ^.^ she is. 
UwU WUCIUS. ^w^ Ay UwU me! :3 this object kiwws >_> me. 
;;w;; TITUS. ^.^ Faint-heawted OwO boy, awise, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook x3 upon :3 hew. 
xDD Speak, Wavinyia, what accursed hand 
;;w;; Hath :3 made ÚwÚ thee uWu handwess in >w< thy >_< fathew's >w< sight? 
What OwO foow ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ added >w< watew ^-^ to OwO the >_< sea, 
Ow ^w^ bwought :3 a >_< fagot ^-^ to bwight-buwnying Twoy? 
UwU My >w< gwief ÚwÚ was at OwO the >_< height before :3 thou cam'st, 
And :3 nyow >_< wike >w< Nyiwus ^.^ it ^-^ disdainyeth ÚwÚ bounds. 
>w< Give me :3 a ;;w;; swowd, I'll ^-^ chop x3 off my ^.^ hands UwU too, 
>_< Fow uWu they ^.^ have xDD fought uWu fow Wome, ÚwÚ and >w< aww in :3 vain; 
And uWu they ^.^ have UwU nyuws'd :3 this >_> woe in OwO feeding life; 
UwU In :33 bootwess >w< pwayew ^.^ have uWu they >_< been held uWu up, 
And uWu they ^.^ have sewv'd me ^-^ to effectless use. 
Nyow >w< aww OwO the service I require >_> of them 
^-^ Is UwU that OwO the ^-^ onye uWu wiww ^w^ hewp ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut OwO the other. 
^.^ 'Tis well, Wavinyia, UwU that :3 thou x3 hast nyo OwO hands; 
>_< Fow ^.^ hands ^-^ to ^-^ do >_> Wome service :3 is uWu but vain. 
UwU WUCIUS. xDD Speak, gentwe ;;w;; sistew, ^-^ who ;;w;; hath :3 mawtyw'd OwO thee? 
>_> MAWCUS. :33 O, UwU that >_> dewightfuw ^-^ enginye >_> of xDD hew >_> thoughts 
:33 That ;;w;; bwabb'd them with such >w< pweasing ÚwÚ ewoquence 
^-^ Is ^-^ town ^-^ fwom :3 fowth UwU that pwetty >w< howwow uWu cage, 
:3 Whewe >_< wike :3 a ^w^ sweet OwO mewodious biwd ^.^ it uWu sung 
^.^ Sweet varied uWu nyotes, >w< enchanting every eaw! 
UwU WUCIUS. :33 O, uWu say :3 thou uWu fow UwU hew, ^-^ who ;;w;; hath x3 donye :3 this x3 deed? 
>_> MAWCUS. :33 O, ;;w;; thus I ;;w;; found xDD hew x3 stwaying in OwO the park, 
Seeking ^-^ to hide x3 hewsewf as doth OwO the ;;w;; deew 
:33 That ;;w;; hath receiv'd >w< some ^.^ unwecuwing wound. 
;;w;; TITUS. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was my ^.^ deaw, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he UwU that >_< wounded xDD hew 
;;w;; Hath hurt me ^-^ mowe than xDD had ^.^ he xDD kiww'd me >w< dead; 
>_< Fow :3 nyow I ^.^ stand as ^-^ onye x3 upon :3 a rock, 
>_< Enviwon'd with :3 a x3 wiwdewnyess >_> of >_< sea, 
OwO Who ^.^ mawks OwO the xDD waxing >_< tide gwow :33 wave uWu by >w< wave, 
^.^ Expecting >w< evew when >w< some ÚwÚ envious uWu suwge 
uWu Wiww in his :3 bwinyish uWu bowews swawwow >_> him. 
:3 This uWu way ^-^ to death my wwetched >_< sons awe gone; 
;;w;; Hewe ^-^ stands my uWu othew UwU son, :3 a banish'd man, 
And here my :33 bwothew, weeping at my ÚwÚ woes. 
But UwU that ;;w;; which gives my ^w^ souw OwO the :3 gweatest x3 spuwn 
^-^ Is dear Wavinyia, ^w^ deawew than my ÚwÚ souw. 
Had I uWu but uWu seen >w< thy UwU pictuwe in :3 this ^-^ pwight, 
^w^ It would ^.^ have uWu madded me; what uWu shaww I ^-^ do 
Nyow I >w< behowd >w< thy lively ÚwÚ body so? 
Thou x3 hast nyo ^.^ hands ^-^ to wipe away >w< thy >_< teaws, 
Nyow :33 tongue ^-^ to tell me ^-^ who ;;w;; hath :3 mawtyw'd thee; 
x3 Thy xDD husband ^.^ he :3 is OwO dead, ÚwÚ and uWu fow his death 
x3 Thy bwothews awe ^-^ condemn'd, ÚwÚ and UwU dead uWu by ÚwÚ this. 
Look, Marcus! xDD Ah, :3 son >_< Wucius, ÚwÚ wook uWu on her! 
When I >_> did name xDD hew bwothews, then ^.^ fwesh ;;w;; teaws 
x3 Stood uWu on xDD hew :33 cheeks, as doth OwO the honey OwO dew 
:3 Upon :3 a >w< gath'wed ^-^ wiwy ^w^ awmost ÚwÚ withewed. 
>_> MAWCUS. :3 Pewchance ^.^ she ÚwÚ weeps ^.^ because uWu they xDD kiww'd xDD hew ^-^ husband; 
:3 Pewchance ^.^ because ^.^ she knows them ÚwÚ innyocent. 
;;w;; TITUS. >w< If uWu they >_> did :33 kiww >w< thy xDD husband, then >w< be joyful, 
xDD Because OwO the OwO waw ;;w;; hath ta'en wevenge uWu on ^.^ them. 
No, no, uWu they would ^.^ nyot ^-^ do OwO so ;;w;; fouw :3 a uWu deed; 
>_> Witnyess OwO the UwU sowwow UwU that theiw ^-^ sistew ÚwÚ makes. 
;;w;; Gentwe Wavinyia, let me ÚwÚ kiss >w< thy wips, 
Ow ^-^ make >w< some >w< sign how I ^-^ may ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee OwO ease. 
:33 Shaww >w< thy good uncwe ÚwÚ and >w< thy bwothew Wucius 
And :3 thou ÚwÚ and I ^-^ sit x3 wound about >w< some fountain, 
OwO Wooking >w< aww downwawds ^-^ to >w< behowd ^-^ ouw x3 cheeks 
OwO How uWu they awe stain'd, >_< wike meadows ÚwÚ yet ^.^ nyot OwO dwy 
x3 With >_> miwy ^.^ swime weft uWu on them uWu by :3 a xDD fwood? 
And in OwO the >_< fountain uWu shaww ^-^ we xDD gaze OwO so long, 
;;w;; Tiww OwO the ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ taste >w< be :3 taken ^-^ fwom UwU that ^w^ cweawnyess, 
And :3 made :3 a x3 bwinye-pit with ^-^ ouw :33 bittew ÚwÚ teaws? 
Ow uWu shaww ^-^ we ÚwÚ cut away ^-^ ouw ^.^ hands >_< wike thine? 
Ow uWu shaww ^-^ we bite ^-^ ouw OwO tongues, ÚwÚ and in OwO dumb >w< shows 
OwO Pass OwO the remainder >_> of ^-^ ouw ^-^ hatefuw uWu days? 
What uWu shaww ^-^ we x3 do? >_> Wet OwO us UwU that ^.^ have ^-^ ouw ^.^ tongues 
Plot >w< some :33 device >_> of further >w< misewy 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO us ^-^ wondew'd at in UwU time ^-^ to come. 
UwU WUCIUS. ^.^ Sweet fathew, OwO cease >_> youw teaws; uWu fow at >_> youw >w< gwief 
^w^ See how my wwetched ^-^ sistew sobs ÚwÚ and OwO weeps. 
>_> MAWCUS. UwU Patience, dear nyiece. Good uWu Titus, OwO dwy UwU thinye OwO eyes. 
;;w;; TITUS. xDD Ah, Marcus, Marcus! xDD Bwothew, ;;w;; weww I ÚwÚ wot 
x3 Thy nyapkin cannyot dwink :3 a >w< teaw >_> of ÚwÚ minye, 
>_< Fow thou, UwU poow man, x3 hast ÚwÚ dwown'd ^.^ it with UwU thinye >w< own. 
UwU WUCIUS. xDD Ah, my Wavinyia, I uWu wiww wipe >w< thy ^w^ cheeks. 
;;w;; TITUS. Mark, Marcus, OwO mawk! I undewstand xDD hew ^w^ signs. 
Had ^.^ she :3 a :33 tongue ^-^ to ÚwÚ speak, :3 nyow would ^.^ she uWu say 
:33 That ^-^ to xDD hew bwothew ;;w;; which I ^w^ said ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee: 
His nyapkin, with his OwO twue ;;w;; teaws >w< aww >_> bewet, 
^w^ Can ^-^ do nyo service uWu on xDD hew sorrowful ^w^ cheeks. 
:33 O, what :3 a ÚwÚ sympathy >_> of >_> woe :3 is :3 this 
UwU As :3 faw ^-^ fwom ^w^ hewp as Limbo :3 is ^-^ fwom bliss! 

x3 Entew >_> AAWON OwO the Moor 

:3 AAWON. UwU Titus UwU Andwonyicus, my lord OwO the UwU Empewow 
:3 Sends ÚwÚ thee :3 this ;;w;; wowd, UwU that, ^-^ if :3 thou love >w< thy OwO sons, 
>_> Wet Marcus, >_< Wucius, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ thysewf, ^.^ owd uWu Titus, 
Ow ^-^ any ^-^ onye >_> of you, ^-^ chop x3 off >_> youw hand 
And ^-^ send ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the >_< King: ^.^ he uWu fow OwO the >_> same 
uWu Wiww ^-^ send ÚwÚ thee UwU hithew uWu both >w< thy >_< sons alive, 
And UwU that uWu shaww >w< be OwO the >_< wansom uWu fow theiw fault. 
;;w;; TITUS. :3 O >_< gwacious UwU Empewow! :3 O gentwe Aaron! 
OwO Did >w< evew raven sing OwO so >_< wike :3 a lark 
:33 That gives ^w^ sweet >_< tidings >_> of OwO the ^w^ sun's uprise? 
x3 With >w< aww my OwO heawt I'll ^-^ send OwO the UwU Empewow my hand. 
Good >_> Aawon, xDD wiwt :3 thou ^w^ hewp ^-^ to ^-^ chop ^.^ it off? 
UwU WUCIUS. >w< Stay, ^-^ fathew! uWu fow UwU that x3 nyobwe hand >_> of thinye, 
:33 That ;;w;; hath ^-^ thwown ;;w;; down OwO so many ;;w;; enyemies, 
:33 Shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be ^-^ sent. UwU My hand uWu wiww sewve OwO the turn, 
UwU My xDD youth can better spawe my UwU bwood than you, 
And OwO thewefowe >_< minye uWu shaww :33 save my ÚwÚ bwothews' >w< wives. 
>_> MAWCUS. ^w^ Which >_> of >_> youw ^.^ hands ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot ^-^ defended >_> Wome 
And rear'd ^-^ awoft OwO the bwoody >w< battwe-axe, 
>w< Wwiting destwuction uWu on OwO the enemy's ÚwÚ castwe? 
:33 O, UwU nyonye >_> of uWu both uWu but awe >_> of UwU high ^.^ desewt! 
UwU My hand ;;w;; hath >_< been uWu but :3 idwe; let ^.^ it sewve 
ÚwÚ To >_< wansom my two nephews ^-^ fwom theiw ^w^ death; 
;;w;; Then ^.^ have I ^-^ kept ^.^ it ^-^ to :3 a >w< wowthy OwO end. 
:3 AAWON. ;;w;; Nyay, xDD come, agree uWu whose hand uWu shaww >w< go awong, 
>_< Fow ;;w;; feaw uWu they die before theiw pawdon come. 
>_> MAWCUS. UwU My hand uWu shaww ^.^ go. 
UwU WUCIUS. By UwU heaven, ^.^ it uWu shaww ^.^ nyot go! 
;;w;; TITUS. >w< Siws, ^-^ stwive nyo ^-^ mowe; such with'wed hewbs as ^.^ these 
uWu Awe ^.^ meet uWu fow >w< pwucking uWu up, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe x3 minye. 
UwU WUCIUS. ^.^ Sweet fathew, ^-^ if I uWu shaww >w< be ^w^ thought >w< thy UwU son, 
>_> Wet me ^w^ wedeem my bwothews uWu both ^-^ fwom :33 death. 
>_> MAWCUS. And uWu fow ^-^ ouw >_< fathew's :33 sake ÚwÚ and >_> mothew's cawe, 
Nyow let me show :3 a >_< bwothew's love ^-^ to thee. 
;;w;; TITUS. Agwee :3 between OwO you; I uWu wiww spawe my hand. 
UwU WUCIUS. ;;w;; Then I'll >w< go ÚwÚ fetch OwO an OwO axe. 
>_> MAWCUS. But I uWu wiww ;;w;; use OwO the OwO axe. 
>_< Exeunt >w< WUCIUS ÚwÚ and >w< MAWCUS 
;;w;; TITUS. Come hithew, >_> Aawon, I'll x3 deceive them ^-^ both; 
;;w;; Wend me >w< thy ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee x3 minye. 
:3 AAWON. ^-^ [Aside] >w< If UwU that >w< be xDD caww'd >w< deceit, I uWu wiww >w< be ^w^ honyest, 
And never UwU whiwst I live x3 deceive x3 men >w< so; 
But I'll x3 deceive you in another sort, 
And UwU that ^w^ you'ww uWu say ewe half OwO an hour UwU pass. 
:3 [He ^w^ cuts x3 off >_< TITUS' x3 hand] 

;;w;; We-entew >w< WUCIUS ÚwÚ and >w< MAWCUS 

;;w;; TITUS. Nyow stay >_> youw ^-^ stwife. What uWu shaww >w< be :3 is dispatch'd. 
Good >_> Aawon, ^w^ give his uWu Majesty my >w< hand; 
>_> Teww him ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 a hand UwU that ÚwÚ wawded him 
From ^w^ thousand ;;w;; dangews; ;;w;; bid him :33 buwy it. 
Mowe ;;w;; hath ^.^ it mewited- UwU that let ^.^ it have. 
UwU As uWu fow my OwO sons, uWu say I >_< account >_> of them 
UwU As jewews ^-^ puwchas'd at OwO an :33 easy ^w^ pwice; 
And ÚwÚ yet dear UwU too, ^.^ because I bought >_< minye >w< own. 
:3 AAWON. I ÚwÚ go, ^w^ Andwonyicus; ÚwÚ and uWu fow >w< thy hand 
Wook uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by ^-^ to ^.^ have >w< thy >_< sons with thee. 
^-^ [Aside] Their :3 heads I mean. :33 O, how :3 this viwwainy 
^-^ Doth UwU fat me with OwO the vewy >_> thoughts >_> of ^.^ it! 
>_> Wet fools ^-^ do uWu good, ÚwÚ and fair x3 men caww uWu fow ^.^ gwace: 
^-^ Aawon uWu wiww ^.^ have his ^w^ souw bwack >_< wike his face. Exit 
;;w;; TITUS. :33 O, here I wift :3 this ^-^ onye hand OwO up ^-^ to UwU heaven, 
And bow :3 this feebwe ruin ^-^ to OwO the eawth; 
>w< If ^-^ any power UwU pities wwetched >_< teaws, 
ÚwÚ To UwU that I >_< caww! uWu [To WAVINyIA] >_> What, uWu wouwd'st :3 thou knyeew with x3 me? 
uWu Do, then, dear >_> heawt; uWu fow >w< heaven uWu shaww hear ^-^ ouw >_> pwayews, 
Ow with ^-^ ouw sighs ^w^ we'ww bweathe OwO the welkin dim 
And :33 stain OwO the >_< sun with :33 fog, as sometime clouds 
When uWu they ^-^ do >_> hug him in theiw melting ^-^ bosoms. 
>_> MAWCUS. :3 O :33 bwothew, speak with possibiwity, 
And ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< bweak OwO into ^.^ these ^-^ deep ^.^ extwemes. 
;;w;; TITUS. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot my UwU sowwow ^-^ deep, having nyo bottom? 
;;w;; Then >w< be my ^.^ passions bottomwess with ^.^ them. 
>_> MAWCUS. But ÚwÚ yet let reason :33 guvwn >w< thy lament. 
;;w;; TITUS. >w< If there ;;w;; wewe reason uWu fow ^.^ these misewies, 
;;w;; Then OwO into xDD wimits :33 couwd I uWu bind my ÚwÚ woes. 
When >w< heaven doth ;;w;; weep, doth ^.^ nyot OwO the :3 eawth >w< o'ewfwow? 
>w< If OwO the x3 winds wage, doth ^.^ nyot OwO the ÚwÚ sea wax >_< mad, 
Thweat'nying OwO the welkin with his ^w^ big-swow'n face? 
And xDD wiwt :3 thou ^.^ have :3 a reason uWu fow :3 this ^-^ coiw? 
I x3 am OwO the xDD sea; :3 hawk how xDD hew sighs ^-^ do bwow. 
She :3 is OwO the weeping ^-^ wewkin, I OwO the eawth; 
;;w;; Then >w< must my ÚwÚ sea >w< be ÚwÚ muvd with xDD hew UwU sighs; 
;;w;; Then >w< must my :3 eawth with xDD hew continyuaw ;;w;; teaws 
>_> Become :3 a dewuge, overflow'd ÚwÚ and ^-^ dwown'd; 
>_< Fow x3 why my uWu bowews cannyot hide xDD hew ÚwÚ woes, 
But >_< wike :3 a drunkard >w< must I >_> vomit ^.^ them. 
;;w;; Then ^w^ give me :33 weave; uWu fow :3 wosews uWu wiww ^.^ have xDD weave 
ÚwÚ To >_> ease theiw ÚwÚ stomachs with theiw :33 bittew ÚwÚ tongues. 

x3 Entew :3 a >_< MESSENGEW, with two :3 heads ÚwÚ and :3 a hand 

MESSENGEW. Wowthy UwU Andwonyicus, i-iww art :3 thou wepaid 
>_< Fow UwU that good hand :3 thou ^-^ sent'st OwO the Emperor. 
;;w;; Hewe awe OwO the :3 heads >_> of >w< thy two x3 nyobwe >w< sons; 
And >w< hewe's >w< thy ;;w;; hand, in :33 scown ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee x3 sent :33 back- 
x3 Thy >w< gwief theiw :33 spowts, >w< thy wesowution x3 mock'd, 
:33 That >_> woe :3 is me ^-^ to ÚwÚ think x3 upon >w< thy ÚwÚ woes, 
Mowe than wemembwance >_> of my >_< fathew's :33 death. Exit 
>_> MAWCUS. Nyow let ^.^ hot Aetna cool in >_< Siciwy, 
And >w< be my OwO heawt OwO an uWu evew-buwnying heww! 
^.^ These xDD misewies awe ^-^ mowe than ^-^ may >w< be bownye. 
ÚwÚ To weep with them UwU that weep doth >_> ease >w< some ^.^ deaw, 
But UwU sowwow ^-^ fwouted at :3 is double :33 death. 
UwU WUCIUS. xDD Ah, UwU that :3 this OwO sight shouwd ^-^ make OwO so ^-^ deep :3 a :33 wound, 
And ÚwÚ yet :3 detested life ^.^ nyot xDD shwink ÚwÚ theweat! 
:33 That >w< evew death shouwd let life bear his uWu nyame, 
:3 Whewe life ;;w;; hath nyo ^-^ mowe ;;w;; intewest uWu but ^-^ to bweathe! 
>_> [WAVINyIA OwO kisses ÚwÚ TITUS] 
>_> MAWCUS. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow xDD heawt, UwU that ÚwÚ kiss :3 is uWu comfowtwess 
UwU As OwO fwozen >w< watew ^-^ to :3 a starved snyake. 
;;w;; TITUS. When uWu wiww :3 this xDD feawfuw swumbew ^.^ have OwO an :33 end? 
>_> MAWCUS. Nyow ^.^ faweweww, ÚwÚ fwatt'wy; x3 die, Andronicus. 
Thou OwO dost ^.^ nyot slumber: UwU see >w< thy two ^w^ sons' UwU heads, 
x3 Thy ^.^ wawwike ;;w;; hand, >w< thy OwO mangwed daughter xDD hewe; 
x3 Thy uWu othew banish'd :3 son with :3 this dear OwO sight 
Struck OwO pawe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bwoodwess; ÚwÚ and >w< thy :33 bwothew, OwO I, 
>_< Even >_< wike :3 a :33 stony ^-^ image, x3 cowd ÚwÚ and x3 nyumb. 
Ah! :3 nyow nyo ^-^ mowe uWu wiww I ÚwÚ contwow >w< thy griefs. 
x3 Went x3 off >w< thy ÚwÚ siwvew >_> haiw, >w< thy uWu othew hand 
>_< Gnyawing with >w< thy teeth; ÚwÚ and >w< be :3 this dismaw OwO sight 
The >_< cwosing OwO up >_> of ^-^ ouw UwU most wwetched OwO eyes. 
Nyow :3 is :3 a UwU time ^-^ to storm; x3 why art :3 thou >_< stiww? 
;;w;; TITUS. Ha, xDD ha, ^-^ ha! 
>_> MAWCUS. UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou >w< waugh? ^w^ It ^-^ fits ^.^ nyot with :3 this hour. 
;;w;; TITUS. ÚwÚ Why, I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot another >w< teaw ^-^ to >_> shed; 
UwU Besides, :3 this UwU sowwow :3 is OwO an enemy, 
And would usurp x3 upon my wat'wy eyes 
And ^-^ make them uWu bwind with ÚwÚ twibutawy uWu teaws. 
;;w;; Then ;;w;; which uWu way uWu shaww I find UwU Wevenge's ^w^ cave? 
>_< Fow ^.^ these two :3 heads ^-^ do ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to speak ^-^ to uWu me, 
And ^-^ thweat me I uWu shaww never come ^-^ to bliss 
;;w;; Tiww >w< aww ^.^ these mischiefs >w< be wetuwn'd UwU again 
>_< Even in theiw throats UwU that ^.^ have committed ^.^ them. 
^w^ Come, let me UwU see what ^w^ task I ^.^ have ^-^ to do. 
You :33 heavy ;;w;; peopwe, ciwcwe me >w< about, 
:33 That I ^-^ may xDD tuwn me ^-^ to OwO each ^-^ onye >_> of you 
And uWu sweaw x3 unto my ^w^ souw ^-^ to ^.^ wight >_> youw wwongs. 
The x3 vow :3 is ^.^ made. ^w^ Come, :33 bwothew, UwU take :3 a uWu head, 
And in :3 this hand OwO the uWu othew uWu wiww I OwO beaw. 
And, Wavinyia, :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< be empwoy'd in ^.^ this; 
Beaw :3 thou my ;;w;; hand, ^w^ sweet wench, :3 between >w< thy teeth. 
UwU As uWu fow ^.^ thee, OwO boy, ÚwÚ go, >_< get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom my :33 sight; 
Thou art OwO an x3 exiwe, ÚwÚ and :3 thou >w< must ^.^ nyot >_> stay. 
Hie ^-^ to OwO the uWu Goths ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ waise OwO an ;;w;; awmy :3 thewe; 
And ^-^ if ye love uWu me, as I ÚwÚ think you uWu do, 
Let's ÚwÚ kiss ÚwÚ and UwU pawt, uWu fow ^-^ we ^.^ have >w< much ^-^ to do. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but Wucius 
UwU WUCIUS. Faweweww, UwU Andwonyicus, my x3 nyobwe fathew, 
The woefull'st man UwU that >w< evew uWu wiv'd in Rome. 
Faweweww, >_> pwoud Rome; ÚwÚ tiww Wucius come uWu again, 
ÚwÚ He leaves his ^w^ pwedges ^w^ deawew than his wife. 
Faweweww, Wavinyia, my x3 nyobwe sistew; 
:33 O, would :3 thou ^w^ wewt as :3 thou x3 tofowe x3 hast ^w^ been! 
But :3 nyow :3 nyow Wucius :3 nyow ^w^ Wavinyia ;;w;; wives 
But in obwivion ÚwÚ and ^-^ hatefuw griefs. 
>w< If Wucius live, ^.^ he uWu wiww ÚwÚ wequite >_> youw ^-^ wwongs 
And ^-^ make >_> pwoud Satuwnyinye ÚwÚ and his UwU empewess 
:33 Beg at OwO the ^w^ gates >_< wike UwU Tawquin ÚwÚ and his >w< queen. 
Nyow uWu wiww I ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ Goths, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ waise :3 a ^.^ pow'w 
ÚwÚ To >w< be reveng'd uWu on >_> Wome ÚwÚ and ^.^ Satuwnyinye. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
Rome. >_< TITUS' house 

OwO A x3 banquet. 

x3 Entew >_> TITUS, ^w^ MAWCUS, uWu WAVINyIA, ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 boy OwO YOUNG >w< WUCIUS 

;;w;; TITUS. ^w^ So so, :3 nyow sit; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wook you xDD eat nyo ^-^ mowe 
>w< Than uWu wiww OwO pwesewve ^.^ just OwO so >w< much OwO stwength in OwO us 
UwU As uWu wiww wevenge ^.^ these :33 bittew ^.^ woes >_> of ^-^ ouws. 
Marcus, unknit UwU that sorrow-wreathen knyot; 
x3 Thy niece ÚwÚ and OwO I, UwU poow ^.^ cweatuwes, UwU want ^-^ ouw x3 hands, 
And cannyot passionate ^-^ ouw tenfowd >w< gwief 
x3 With fowded arms. :3 This UwU poow ^.^ wight hand >_> of >_< minye 
^-^ Is weft ^-^ to :33 tywannyize x3 upon my breast; 
Who, when my xDD heawt, >w< aww mad with misery, 
x3 Beats in :3 this >w< howwow pwison >_> of my x3 fwesh, 
;;w;; Then ;;w;; thus I ÚwÚ thump ^.^ it down. 
uWu [To WAVINyIA] Thou ÚwÚ map >_> of x3 woe, UwU that ;;w;; thus OwO dost talk in ^.^ signs! 
When >w< thy UwU poow OwO heawt x3 beats with ÚwÚ outwageous ÚwÚ beating, 
Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot strike ^.^ it ;;w;; thus ^-^ to ^-^ make ^.^ it ^.^ stiww. 
^-^ Wound ^.^ it with >w< sighing, girl, :33 kiww ^.^ it with groans; 
Ow >_< get >w< some wittwe :33 knyife :3 between >w< thy UwU teeth 
And ^.^ just x3 against >w< thy OwO heawt ^-^ make :3 thou :3 a :3 howe, 
:33 That >w< aww OwO the ;;w;; teaws UwU that >w< thy UwU poow eyes let ^-^ faww 
May run OwO into UwU that sink :3 and, x3 soaking ÚwÚ in, 
x3 Dwown OwO the >_> wamenting OwO foow in xDD sea-sawt uWu teaws. 
>_> MAWCUS. :33 Fie, :33 bwothew, fie! Teach xDD hew ^.^ nyot ;;w;; thus ^-^ to uWu way 
Such viowent ^.^ hands x3 upon xDD hew >w< tendew wife. 
;;w;; TITUS. OwO How nyow! xDD Has UwU sowwow :3 made ÚwÚ thee dote >_> awweady? 
ÚwÚ Why, Marcus, nyo man shouwd >w< be mad uWu but :3 I. 
What viowent ^.^ hands can ^.^ she uWu way uWu on xDD hew x3 wife? 
xDD Ah, xDD whewefowe OwO dost :3 thou :3 uwge OwO the name >_> of ^-^ hands? 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; bid ^.^ Aenyeas tell OwO the xDD tawe ^w^ twice o'ew 
OwO How ^-^ Twoy ÚwÚ was buwnt ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 made misewabwe? 
:33 O, handle ^.^ nyot OwO the theme, ^-^ to talk >_> of x3 hands, 
Lest ^-^ we wemembew still UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have none. 
:33 Fie, ^.^ fie, how franticly I :3 squawe my talk, 
UwU As ^-^ if ^-^ we shouwd ^-^ fowget ^-^ we xDD had nyo x3 hands, 
>w< If Mawcus >_> did ^.^ nyot name OwO the >_> wowd >_> of ÚwÚ hands! 
^w^ Come, wet's ^-^ faww to; :3 and, gentwe girl, xDD eat :33 this: 
;;w;; Hewe :3 is nyo drink. Hawk, Marcus, what ^.^ she ;;w;; says- 
I can interpret >w< aww xDD hew :3 mawtyw'd OwO signs; 
She :33 says ^.^ she dwinks nyo uWu othew dwink uWu but >_< teaws, 
uWu Bwew'd with xDD hew xDD sowwow, :33 mesh'd x3 upon xDD hew ^w^ cheeks. 
:3 Speechwess complainer, I uWu wiww learn >w< thy thought; 
UwU In >w< thy OwO dumb >w< action uWu wiww I >w< be as pewfect 
UwU As >_< begging hermits in theiw holy ^.^ pwayews. 
Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot >w< sigh, :3 nyow howd >w< thy :3 stumps ^-^ to UwU heaven, 
Nyow :3 wink, :3 nyow xDD nyod, :3 nyow ÚwÚ knyeew, :3 nyow ^-^ make :3 a >_< sign, 
But I >_> of ^.^ these uWu wiww wrest OwO an alphabet, 
And uWu by still practice learn ^-^ to xDD knyow >w< thy meaning. 
>_< BOY. Good grandsire, xDD weave ^.^ these :33 bittew ^-^ deep waments; 
UwU Make my :33 aunt >_> mewwy with >w< some >w< pweasing >_> tawe. 
>_> MAWCUS. ^.^ Awas, OwO the >w< tendew OwO boy, in passion mov'd, 
^-^ Doth weep ^-^ to UwU see his :3 gwandsiwe's ;;w;; heavinyess. 
;;w;; TITUS. Peace, >w< tendew ÚwÚ sapwing; :3 thou art :3 made >_> of >_< teaws, 
And ;;w;; teaws uWu wiww >_> quickwy OwO mewt >w< thy life >_> away. 
[MAWCUS strikes OwO the dish with :3 a ^.^ knyife] 
What OwO dost :3 thou strike at, Marcus, with >w< thy knife? 
>_> MAWCUS. ^.^ At UwU that UwU that I ^.^ have >_> kiww'd, my wowd- :3 a uWu fwy. 
;;w;; TITUS. Out uWu on ^.^ thee, >w< muwdewew, :3 thou kill'st my >_< heawt! 
Minye eyes awe :33 cwoy'd with view >_> of tyranny; 
OwO A deed >_> of death x3 donye uWu on OwO the innyocent 
:33 Becomes ^.^ nyot Titus' brother. UwU Get ÚwÚ thee gone; 
I UwU see :3 thou art ^.^ nyot uWu fow my :33 company. 
>_> MAWCUS. ^.^ Awas, my lord, I ^.^ have uWu but xDD kiww'd :3 a uWu fwy. 
;;w;; TITUS. ^-^ 'But!' OwO How ^-^ if UwU that UwU fwy xDD had :3 a fathew ÚwÚ and >_> mothew? 
OwO How would ^.^ he >_> hang his x3 swendew x3 giwded x3 wings 
And ;;w;; buzz >_> wamenting x3 doings in OwO the air! 
OwO Poow harmless fly, 
:33 That with his pwetty ^-^ buzzing >w< mewody 
Came here ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO us merry! And :3 thou x3 hast xDD kiww'd >_> him. 
>_> MAWCUS. Pawdon uWu me, siw; ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 a bwack uWu iww-favouw'd fly, 
;;w;; Wike ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ Empwess' Moow; OwO thewefowe I xDD kiww'd >_> him. 
;;w;; TITUS. :33 O, :33 O, O! 
;;w;; Then pawdon me uWu fow x3 wepwehending ^.^ thee, 
>_< Fow :3 thou x3 hast x3 donye :3 a chawitabwe :3 deed. 
>w< Give me >w< thy ;;w;; knyife, I uWu wiww ^w^ insuwt uWu on ^w^ him, 
>_< Fwattewing ^-^ mysewf as ^-^ if ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe OwO the Moor 
Come UwU hithew purposely ^-^ to :3 poison >_> me. 
There's uWu fow ÚwÚ thysewf, ÚwÚ and that's uWu fow uWu Tamowa. 
xDD Ah, sirrah! 
xDD Yet, I xDD think, ^-^ we awe ^.^ nyot ^w^ bwought OwO so low 
But UwU that :3 between OwO us ^-^ we can :33 kiww :3 a UwU fwy 
:33 That comes in >_> wikenyess >_> of :3 a coal-black Moor. 
>_> MAWCUS. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow ^w^ man! >w< gwief >_> has OwO so wrought uWu on ^w^ him, 
ÚwÚ He ^-^ takes false ^w^ shadows uWu fow OwO twue >_> substances. 
;;w;; TITUS. ^w^ Come, UwU take >_> away. Wavinyia, >w< go with me; 
I'll ^-^ to >w< thy ;;w;; cwoset, ÚwÚ and >w< go ;;w;; wead with ÚwÚ thee 
x3 Sad ÚwÚ stowies OwO chanced in OwO the xDD times >_> of ^.^ owd. 
^w^ Come, OwO boy, ÚwÚ and >w< go with me; >w< thy OwO sight :3 is young, 
And :3 thou ^-^ shawt ;;w;; wead when >_< minye begin ^-^ to dazzwe. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
Rome. >_< TITUS' garden 

x3 Entew OwO YOUNG >w< WUCIUS ÚwÚ and :33 WAVINyIA x3 wunnying aftew ^w^ him, 
ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 boy flies ^-^ fwom xDD hew with his :33 books uWu undew his arm. 

x3 Entew >_> TITUS ÚwÚ and >w< MAWCUS 

>_< BOY. :3 Hewp, grandsire, :33 hewp! my :33 aunt ^w^ Wavinyia 
>_< Fowwows me everywhere, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot >w< why. 
Good uncwe Marcus, UwU see how swift ^.^ she UwU comes! 
^.^ Awas, ^w^ sweet aunt, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what you mean. 
>_> MAWCUS. Stand uWu by uWu me, Lucius; ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; feaw UwU thinye aunt. 
;;w;; TITUS. She loves ^.^ thee, OwO boy, xDD too ;;w;; weww ^-^ to ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee hawm. 
>_< BOY. >w< Ay, when my fathew ÚwÚ was in >_> Wome ^.^ she ÚwÚ did. 
>_> MAWCUS. What :3 means my niece ^w^ Wavinyia uWu by ^.^ these ^.^ signs? 
;;w;; TITUS. OwO Feaw xDD hew ;;w;; nyot, Lucius; uWu somewhat doth ^.^ she mean. 
^w^ See, >_< Wucius, UwU see how >w< much ^.^ she makes >_> of thee. 
Somewhither would ^.^ she ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee >w< go with :3 hew. 
xDD Ah, OwO boy, ^.^ Cownyewia never with ^-^ mowe cawe 
x3 Wead ^-^ to xDD hew >_< sons than ^.^ she ;;w;; hath ;;w;; wead ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee 
^.^ Sweet poetry ÚwÚ and Tuwwy's >_< Owatow. 
>_> MAWCUS. OwO Canst :3 thou ^.^ nyot ^.^ guess xDD whewefowe ^.^ she :33 pwies ÚwÚ thee ^.^ thus? 
>_< BOY. UwU My lord, I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, OwO I, :3 nyow can I uWu guess, 
>_< Unwess >w< some x3 fit ^w^ ow frenzy ^-^ do ^.^ possess UwU hew; 
>_< Fow I ^.^ have heard my :3 gwandsiwe uWu say :33 fuww ^w^ oft 
xDD Extwemity >_> of gwiefs would ^-^ make x3 men mad; 
And I ^.^ have ;;w;; wead UwU that ^.^ Hecuba >_> of ^-^ Twoy 
Ran mad uWu fow sorrow. :33 That :3 made me ^-^ to fear; 
ÚwÚ Awthough, my lord, I xDD knyow my x3 nyobwe :33 aunt 
^-^ Wuvs me as dear as e'ew my mothew :33 did, 
And would ;;w;; nyot, uWu but in >_> fuwy, OwO fwight my youth; 
^w^ Which :3 made me ;;w;; down ^-^ to thwow my ^-^ books, ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwy- 
:3 Causewess, perhaps. But pawdon uWu me, ^w^ sweet ;;w;; aunt; 
And, UwU madam, ^-^ if my uncwe Mawcus ÚwÚ go, 
I uWu wiww UwU most willingly ^.^ attend >_> youw uWu wadyship. 
>_> MAWCUS. >_< Wucius, I uWu wiww. >_> [WAVINyIA ;;w;; tuwns xDD uvw with xDD hew 
:3 stumps OwO the :33 books ;;w;; which Wucius >_> has let x3 faww] 
;;w;; TITUS. OwO How nyow, >_< Wavinyia! Marcus, what :3 means uWu this? 
uWu Some book there :3 is UwU that ^.^ she desires ^-^ to :3 see. 
^w^ Which :3 is it, girl, >_> of :3 these?- ÚwÚ Open ;;w;; them, boy.- 
But :3 thou art uWu deepew ;;w;; wead ÚwÚ and better >w< skiww'd; 
Come ÚwÚ and UwU take UwU choice >_> of >w< aww my ÚwÚ wibwawy, 
And OwO so beguiwe >w< thy xDD sowwow, ÚwÚ tiww OwO the uWu heavens 
ÚwÚ Weveaw OwO the :33 damn'd >w< contwivew >_> of :3 this :3 deed. 
UwU Why ÚwÚ wifts ^.^ she OwO up xDD hew ÚwÚ awms in >w< sequence ^.^ thus? 
>_> MAWCUS. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ she :3 means UwU that there ;;w;; wewe ^-^ mowe than ^-^ onye 
Confederate in OwO the ^.^ fact; ^-^ ay, ^-^ mowe there OwO was, 
Ow ewse ^-^ to >w< heaven ^.^ she UwU heaves them uWu fow wevenge. 
;;w;; TITUS. >_< Wucius, what book :3 is UwU that ^.^ she >_> tosseth so? 
>_< BOY. Grandsire, 'tis xDD Ovid's Metamowphoses; 
UwU My mothew >_> gave ^.^ it >_> me. 
>_> MAWCUS. >_< Fow love >_> of xDD hew that's gone, 
Perhaps ^.^ she ;;w;; cuww'd ^.^ it ^-^ fwom UwU among OwO the ^-^ west. 
;;w;; TITUS. Soft! ^w^ So ;;w;; busiwy ^.^ she ;;w;; tuwns OwO the >w< weaves! Hewp :3 hew. 
What would ^.^ she >_> find? Wavinyia, uWu shaww I >_< wead? 
:3 This :3 is OwO the ;;w;; twagic xDD tawe >_> of Phiwomew 
And ÚwÚ tweats >_> of UwU Teweus' uWu tweason ÚwÚ and his ;;w;; wape; 
And ;;w;; wape, I feaw, ÚwÚ was >w< woot >_> of >w< thy ^-^ annyoy. 
>_> MAWCUS. ^w^ See, :33 bwothew, >w< see! ^-^ Nyote how ^.^ she quotes OwO the UwU weaves. 
;;w;; TITUS. Wavinyia, ^w^ wewt :3 thou ;;w;; thus ;;w;; suwpwis'd, ^w^ sweet girl, 
:3 Wavish'd ÚwÚ and wrong'd as >_> Phiwomewa OwO was, 
OwO Fowc'd in OwO the wuthwess, ^w^ vast, ÚwÚ and gwoomy ;;w;; woods? 
^w^ See, >w< see! 
>w< Ay, such :3 a place there :3 is xDD whewe ^-^ we >_> did hunt- 
:33 O, xDD had ^-^ we OwO nyevew, never ^.^ hunted >w< thewe!- 
^.^ Pattewn'd uWu by UwU that OwO the :3 poet here descwibes, 
By ^-^ nyatuwe :3 made uWu fow ^.^ muwdews ÚwÚ and uWu fow ^w^ wapes. 
>_> MAWCUS. :33 O, x3 why shouwd ^-^ nyatuwe build OwO so ;;w;; fouw :3 a den, 
>_< Unwess OwO the UwU gods dewight in ^.^ twagedies? 
;;w;; TITUS. >w< Give UwU signs, ^w^ sweet girl, uWu fow here awe UwU nyonye uWu but fwiends, 
What Woman lord ^.^ it ÚwÚ was durst ^-^ do OwO the :3 deed. 
Ow OwO swunk ^.^ nyot ;;w;; Satuwnyinye, as UwU Tawquin >w< ewst, 
:33 That weft OwO the ^-^ camp ^-^ to xDD sin in >_> Wucwece' >_> bed? 
>_> MAWCUS. >_> Sit down, ^w^ sweet ^w^ nyiece; :33 bwothew, ^-^ sit ;;w;; down uWu by >_> me. 
:3 Apowwo, Pallas, :33 Juv, ^w^ ow >w< Mewcuwy, 
Inspire uWu me, UwU that I ^-^ may :3 this uWu tweason ^w^ find! 
UwU My lord, ÚwÚ wook :3 hewe! Wook ;;w;; hewe, >_< Wavinyia! 
:3 [He ;;w;; wwites his name with his 
staff, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; guides ^.^ it with :3 feet ÚwÚ and >_< mouth] 
:3 This :33 sandy plot :3 is ;;w;; pwain; uWu guide, ^-^ if :3 thou x3 canst, 
:3 This aftew >_> me. I ^.^ have :3 wwit my name 
Without OwO the ^w^ hewp >_> of ^-^ any hand at all. 
:3 Cuws'd >w< be UwU that OwO heawt UwU that fowc'd OwO us ^-^ to :3 this shift! 
x3 Wwite thou, good niece, ÚwÚ and here dispway at last 
What :3 God uWu wiww ^.^ have ^.^ discuvwed uWu fow wevenge. 
xDD Heaven ^w^ guide >w< thy ;;w;; pen ^-^ to x3 pwint >w< thy ;;w;; sowwows ÚwÚ pwain, 
:33 That ^-^ we ^-^ may xDD knyow OwO the ^-^ twaitows ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ twuth! 
[She ^-^ takes OwO the xDD staff in xDD hew OwO mouth 
ÚwÚ and ;;w;; guides ^.^ it with :3 stumps, ÚwÚ and UwU wwites] 
:33 O, ^-^ do ye ^.^ wead, my lord, what ^.^ she ;;w;; hath writ? 
;;w;; TITUS. >_< 'Stupwum- Chiron- Demetrius.' 
>_> MAWCUS. >_> What, x3 what! OwO the lustful >_< sons >_> of xDD Tamowa 
Pewfowmews >_> of :3 this >w< heinyous bwoody x3 deed? 
;;w;; TITUS. Magnyi >_< Dominyatow powi, 
^-^ Tam x3 wentus ^-^ audis :33 scewewa? tam x3 wentus uWu vides? 
>_> MAWCUS. :33 O, UwU cawm ^.^ thee, gentwe wowd! although I xDD knyow 
Thewe :3 is enough written x3 upon :3 this :3 eawth 
ÚwÚ To :33 stiw :3 a UwU mutiny in OwO the UwU miwdest ^-^ thoughts, 
And arm OwO the ^w^ minds >_> of OwO infants ^-^ to ^.^ excwaims. 
UwU My lord, knyeew ;;w;; down with me; Wavinyia, >_> knyeew; 
And ÚwÚ knyeew, ^w^ sweet OwO boy, OwO the Woman Hector's OwO hope; 
And uWu sweaw with :3 me- :3 as, with OwO the :3 woefuw fere 
And fathew >_> of UwU that >_< chaste ^.^ dishonyouwed ^.^ dame, 
Wowd Junius Bwutus ÚwÚ swawe uWu fow >_> Wucwece' >_> wape- 
:33 That ^-^ we uWu wiww pwosecute, uWu by good >_< advice, 
Mortal wevenge x3 upon ^.^ these twaitowous ^w^ Goths, 
And UwU see theiw UwU bwood ^w^ ow die with :3 this reproach. 
;;w;; TITUS. ^.^ 'Tis ^w^ suwe enyough, OwO an you knew x3 how; 
But ^-^ if you uWu hunt ^.^ these ^-^ beaw-whewps, then >_< bewawe: 
The dam uWu wiww >w< wake; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if ^.^ she ^.^ wind ye once, 
x3 She's with OwO the x3 wion >_< deepwy still in uWu weague, 
And wuwws him UwU whiwst ^.^ she playeth uWu on xDD hew ^w^ back, 
And when ^.^ he sweeps uWu wiww ^.^ she ^-^ do what ^.^ she wist. 
You awe :3 a x3 young >w< huntsman, >_> Mawcus; let alone; 
And xDD come, I uWu wiww >w< go >_< get :3 a weaf >_> of xDD bwass, 
And with :3 a uWu gad >_> of >_< steew uWu wiww wwite ^.^ these x3 wowds, 
And uWu way ^.^ it by. The :3 angwy nyowthewn ^.^ wind 
uWu Wiww blow ^.^ these sands >_< wike uWu Sibyw's leaves ÚwÚ abwoad, 
And ^w^ whewe's ^-^ ouw >w< wesson, ^.^ then? UwU Boy, what uWu say you? 
>_< BOY. I ÚwÚ say, my lord, UwU that ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe :3 a man 
Their >_> mothew's ;;w;; bedchambew shouwd ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD safe 
>_< Fow ^.^ these base ;;w;; bondmen ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ yoke >_> of Rome. 
>_> MAWCUS. >w< Ay, that's my :33 boy! x3 Thy fathew ;;w;; hath :33 fuww ^w^ oft 
>_< Fow his ;;w;; ungwatefuw ;;w;; countwy x3 donye OwO the like. 
>_< BOY. And, uncwe, OwO so uWu wiww OwO I, OwO an ^-^ if I wive. 
;;w;; TITUS. ^w^ Come, >w< go with me OwO into >_< minye armoury. 
>_< Wucius, I'll x3 fit thee; ÚwÚ and withaw my :3 boy 
:33 Shaww carry ^-^ fwom me ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ Empwess' >_< sons 
Pwesents UwU that I intend ^-^ to ^-^ send them >_> both. 
^w^ Come, x3 come; x3 thou'wt ^-^ do my >_> message, xDD wiwt :3 thou not? 
>_< BOY. >w< Ay, with my dagger in theiw ^-^ bosoms, ^.^ gwandsiwe. 
;;w;; TITUS. No, OwO boy, ^.^ nyot >w< so; I'll teach ÚwÚ thee another >_> couwse. 
Wavinyia, come. Marcus, ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to my >_< house. 
Wucius ÚwÚ and I'll >w< go bwave ^.^ it at OwO the >_> couwt; 
>w< Ay, >w< mawwy, uWu wiww >_> we, :3 siw! ÚwÚ and ^w^ we'ww >w< be waited x3 on. 
>_< Exeunt >_> TITUS, uWu WAVINyIA, ÚwÚ and OwO YOUNG >w< WUCIUS 
>_> MAWCUS. :3 O uWu heavens, can you hear :3 a good man >_> gwoan 
And ^.^ nyot relent, ^w^ ow ^.^ nyot compassion OwO him? 
Marcus, ^.^ attend him in his ecstasy, 
:33 That ;;w;; hath ^-^ mowe ;;w;; scaws >_> of UwU sowwow in his OwO heawt 
>w< Than xDD foemen's ^.^ mawks x3 upon his batt'red x3 shiewd, 
But ÚwÚ yet OwO so ^.^ just UwU that ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot wevenge. 
^w^ Wevenge OwO the uWu heavens uWu fow ^.^ owd Andwonyicus! Exit 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
Rome. The :33 pawace 

x3 Entew AARON, ^.^ DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ CHIWON, at ^-^ onye uWu doow; ÚwÚ and at OwO the uWu othew doow, 
OwO YOUNG >w< WUCIUS ÚwÚ and another with :3 a bundle >_> of x3 weapons, ÚwÚ and OwO vewses :3 wwit x3 upon them 

CHIWON. OwO Demetwius, >w< hewe's OwO the :3 son >_> of Lucius; 
ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >w< some xDD message ^-^ to x3 dewivew ÚwÚ us. 
:3 AAWON. >w< Ay, >w< some mad xDD message ^-^ fwom his mad grandfather. 
>_< BOY. UwU My x3 wowds, with >w< aww OwO the ;;w;; humbwenyess I >w< may, 
I gweet >_> youw honours ^-^ fwom >_> Andwonyicus- 
^-^ [Aside] And pray OwO the Woman UwU gods xDD confound you :33 both! 
uWu DEMETWIUS. ^w^ Gwamewcy, UwU wuvwy Wucius. What's OwO the x3 nyews? 
>_< BOY. ^-^ [Aside] :33 That you awe uWu both >_> deciphew'd, that's OwO the UwU nyews, 
>_< Fow >_< viwwains OwO mawk'd with rape.- May ^.^ it >w< pwease you, 
UwU My grandsire, ;;w;; weww >_< advis'd, ;;w;; hath x3 sent uWu by me 
The :3 goodwiest weapons >_> of his armoury 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; gwatify >_> youw honyouwabwe youth, 
The >w< hope >_> of Rome; uWu fow OwO so ^.^ he ;;w;; bid me ^w^ say; 
And OwO so I uWu do, ÚwÚ and with his x3 gifts ÚwÚ pwesent 
Your uWu wowdships, UwU that, whenever you ^.^ have ^w^ nyeed, 
You ^-^ may >w< be UwU awmed ÚwÚ and appointed :33 weww. 
And OwO so I xDD weave you uWu both- ^-^ [Aside] >_< wike bwoody ^.^ viwwains. 
>_< Exeunt OwO YOUNG >w< WUCIUS ÚwÚ and :33 attendant 
uWu DEMETWIUS. What's hewe? OwO A UwU scwoww, ÚwÚ and written x3 wound OwO about. 
Let's see: 
^-^ [Weads] 'Integer ^-^ vitae, scewewisque >w< puwus, 
Non >_> eget Mauri ^.^ iacuwis, nec arcu.' 
CHIWON. :33 O, 'tis :3 a ^w^ vewse in ^w^ Howace, I xDD knyow ^.^ it ;;w;; weww; 
I ;;w;; wead ^.^ it in OwO the ÚwÚ gwammaw wong uWu ago. 
:3 AAWON. >w< Ay, just- :3 a ^w^ vewse in Horace. Right, you ^.^ have it. 
^-^ [Aside] Nyow, what :3 a xDD thing ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to >w< be OwO an ^w^ ass! 
Here's nyo :33 sound xDD jest! The ^.^ owd man ;;w;; hath ;;w;; found theiw guiwt, 
And >_> sends them weapons xDD wwapp'd about with >w< winyes 
:33 That :33 wound, uWu beyond theiw feewing, ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ quick. 
But ;;w;; wewe ^-^ ouw ^w^ witty :33 Empwess ;;w;; weww ^-^ afoot, 
She would ÚwÚ appwaud ^w^ Andwonyicus' :3 conceit. 
But let xDD hew west in xDD hew UwU unwest awhiwe- 
And nyow, x3 young x3 wowds, >_> was't ^.^ nyot :3 a x3 happy star 
uWu Wed OwO us ^-^ to Wome, strangers, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe than so, 
Captives, ^-^ to >w< be OwO advanced ^-^ to :3 this height? 
^w^ It >_> did me good before OwO the :33 pawace xDD gate 
ÚwÚ To bwave OwO the Tribune in his >_< bwothew's ÚwÚ heawing. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. But me ^-^ mowe good ^-^ to UwU see OwO so gweat :3 a lord 
OwO Basewy insinuate ÚwÚ and ^-^ send OwO us >_< gifts. 
:3 AAWON. Had ^.^ he ^.^ nyot reason, Wowd uWu Demetwius? 
OwO Did you ^.^ nyot ;;w;; use his daughter vewy >_< fwiendwy? 
uWu DEMETWIUS. I would ^-^ we xDD had :3 a ^w^ thousand Woman ;;w;; dames 
^.^ At such :3 a OwO bay, uWu by xDD tuwn ^-^ to sewve ^-^ ouw uWu wust. 
CHIWON. OwO A chawitabwe ^w^ wish ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of wuv. 
:3 AAWON. ;;w;; Hewe lacks uWu but >_> youw mothew uWu fow ^-^ to uWu say ^.^ amen. 
CHIWON. And UwU that would ^.^ she uWu fow twenty ^w^ thousand more. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. ^w^ Come, let OwO us >w< go ÚwÚ and pray ^-^ to >w< aww OwO the UwU gods 
>_< Fow ^-^ ouw bewuvd mothew in xDD hew ^.^ pains. 
:3 AAWON. ^-^ [Aside] ;;w;; Pway ^-^ to OwO the devils; OwO the UwU gods ^.^ have >w< given OwO us xDD uvw. 
UwU [Twumpets :3 sound] 
uWu DEMETWIUS. UwU Why ^-^ do OwO the Emperor's OwO twumpets flourish ^.^ thus? 
CHIWON. ^-^ Bewike, uWu fow ^.^ joy OwO the UwU Empewow ;;w;; hath :3 a :33 son. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. Soft! ^-^ who comes hewe? 

x3 Entew NyUWSE, with :3 a :33 bwackamoow ÚwÚ CHIWD 

NyUWSE. Good ^.^ mowwow, wowds. 
:33 O, tell uWu me, >_> did you UwU see ^-^ Aawon OwO the x3 Moow? 
:3 AAWON. Weww, ^-^ mowe ^w^ ow ^.^ wess, ^w^ ow :33 nye'ew :3 a whit at aww, 
;;w;; Hewe ^-^ Aawon >_> is; ÚwÚ and what with ^-^ Aawon ^w^ nyow? 
NyUWSE. :3 O gentwe >_> Aawon, ^-^ we awe >w< aww :3 undonye! 
Nyow help, ^w^ ow >_> woe betide ÚwÚ thee evewmowe! 
:3 AAWON. ÚwÚ Why, what :3 a uWu catewwauwing OwO dost :3 thou xDD keep! 
What OwO dost :3 thou ^-^ wwap ÚwÚ and ;;w;; fumbwe in >w< thy >w< awms? 
NyUWSE. :33 O, UwU that ;;w;; which I would hide ^-^ fwom >_< heaven's ^-^ eye: 
Our ÚwÚ Empwess' ÚwÚ shame ÚwÚ and xDD statewy :33 Wome's ^w^ disgwace! 
She :3 is ;;w;; dewivewed, ^w^ wowd; ^.^ she :3 is :3 dewivewed. 
:3 AAWON. ÚwÚ To >_< whom? 
NyUWSE. I UwU mean ^.^ she :3 is ^w^ bwought :33 a-bed. 
:3 AAWON. Weww, :3 God ^w^ give xDD hew good rest! What ;;w;; hath ^.^ he x3 sent uWu hew? 
NyUWSE. OwO A ^w^ deviw. 
:3 AAWON. ÚwÚ Why, then ^.^ she :3 is OwO the devil's UwU dam; 
OwO A >_< joyfuw >_< issue. 
NyUWSE. OwO A ^-^ joywess, OwO dismaw, :3 bwack, ÚwÚ and sorrowful :3 issue! 
;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the babe, as ^-^ woathsome as :3 a >_< toad 
Amongst OwO the ÚwÚ faiw-fac'd :33 bweedews >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO cwime; 
The :33 Empwess >_> sends ^.^ it ^.^ thee, >w< thy >w< stamp, >w< thy seal, 
And >_< bids ÚwÚ thee chwisten ^.^ it with >w< thy daggew's point. 
:3 AAWON. uWu Zounds, ye ÚwÚ whowe! ^-^ Is bwack OwO so base :3 a hue? 
^.^ Sweet bwowse, you awe :3 a uWu beauteous >w< bwossom sure. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. ^-^ Viwwain, what x3 hast :3 thou ;;w;; donye? 
:3 AAWON. :33 That ;;w;; which :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot ^.^ undo. 
CHIWON. Thou x3 hast undonye ^-^ ouw mother. 
:3 AAWON. ^-^ Viwwain, I ^.^ have x3 donye >w< thy mother. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. And thewein, ^.^ hewwish dog, :3 thou x3 hast undonye :3 hew. 
^w^ Woe ^-^ to xDD hew uWu chance, ÚwÚ and :33 damn'd xDD hew x3 woathed >_< choice! 
xDD Accuws'd OwO the offspring >_> of OwO so ;;w;; fouw :3 a ^-^ fiend! 
CHIWON. ^w^ It uWu shaww ^.^ nyot wive. 
:3 AAWON. ^w^ It uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^-^ die. 
NyUWSE. >_> Aawon, ^.^ it must; OwO the mothew wills ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. 
:3 AAWON. >_> What, >w< must it, nurse? ;;w;; Then let nyo man uWu but I 
Do >_> execution uWu on my ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and bwood. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. I'll bwoach OwO the tadpowe uWu on my >w< wapiew's point. 
xDD Nyuwse, ^w^ give ^.^ it me; my >_< swowd uWu shaww >_> soon uWu dispatch it. 
:3 AAWON. :3 Soonyew :3 this >_< swowd uWu shaww plough >w< thy uWu bowews :33 up. 
[Takes OwO the ÚwÚ CHIWD ^-^ fwom OwO the NyUWSE, ÚwÚ and draws] 
>w< Stay, UwU muwdewous viwwains, uWu wiww you :33 kiww >_> youw ^-^ bwothew! 
Nyow, uWu by OwO the burning :33 tapews >_> of OwO the OwO sky 
:33 That shonye OwO so bwightwy when :3 this :3 boy ÚwÚ was got, 
ÚwÚ He >_> dies x3 upon my scimitaw's shawp point 
:33 That UwU touches :3 this my :3 fiwst-bown :3 son ÚwÚ and :33 heiw. 
I tell you, youngwings, ^.^ nyot UwU Encewadus, 
x3 With >w< aww his x3 thweat'nying >_< band >_> of Typhon's uWu bwood, 
Nyow gweat ;;w;; Awcides, :3 nyow OwO the god >_> of war, 
:33 Shaww ÚwÚ seize :3 this uWu pwey >_< out >_> of his >_< fathew's hands. 
>_> What, what, ye x3 sanguinye, :3 shawwow-heawted boys! 
uWu Ye white-lim'd ^w^ wawws! ye alehouse ^w^ painted ^.^ signs! 
Coaw-bwack :3 is better than another hue 
UwU In UwU that ^.^ it scorns ^-^ to bear another >w< hue; 
>_< Fow >w< aww OwO the >w< watew in OwO the :33 ocean 
^w^ Can never xDD tuwn OwO the OwO swan's bwack >w< wegs ^-^ to >_< white, 
UwU Awthough ^.^ she lave them houwwy in OwO the >w< fwood. 
>_> Teww OwO the :33 Empwess ^-^ fwom me I x3 am >_> of :3 age 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep >_< minye own- ;;w;; excuse ^.^ it how ^.^ she ^.^ can. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. uWu Wiwt :3 thou :33 betway >w< thy x3 nyobwe ^w^ mistwess ^.^ thus? 
:3 AAWON. UwU My ^w^ mistwess :3 is my UwU mistwess: :3 this my ;;w;; sewf, 
The vigouw ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU pictuwe >_> of my uWu youth. 
:3 This before >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ do I prefer; 
:3 This maugwe >w< aww OwO the x3 wowwd uWu wiww I ^-^ keep xDD safe, 
Ow >w< some >_> of you uWu shaww ^-^ smoke uWu fow ^.^ it in Rome. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. By :3 this ^-^ ouw mothew :3 is uWu fow >w< evew uWu sham'd. 
CHIWON. >_> Wome uWu wiww :3 despise xDD hew uWu fow :3 this ;;w;; fouw UwU escape. 
NyUWSE. The UwU Empewow in his ;;w;; wage uWu wiww :33 doom xDD hew :33 death. 
CHIWON. I x3 bwush ^-^ to ÚwÚ think x3 upon :3 this OwO ignyomy. 
:3 AAWON. ÚwÚ Why, :33 thewe's OwO the UwU pwiviwege >_> youw x3 beauty ÚwÚ beaws: 
:33 Fie, treacherous hue, UwU that uWu wiww :33 betway with :33 bwushing 
The :33 cwose enyacts ÚwÚ and counsels >_> of >w< thy >_< heawt! 
Here's :3 a x3 young ^.^ wad x3 fwam'd >_> of another leer. 
Wook how OwO the bwack ^w^ swave >_> smiwes x3 upon OwO the fathew, 
UwU As ^-^ who shouwd uWu say 'Old >_> wad, I x3 am UwU thinye own.' 
ÚwÚ He :3 is >_> youw :33 bwothew, x3 wowds, sensibly ^-^ fed 
x3 Of UwU that sewf-bwood UwU that ^.^ fiwst >_> gave life ^-^ to OwO you; 
And ^-^ fwom >_> youw >_> womb xDD whewe you :3 impwisonyed ;;w;; wewe 
ÚwÚ He :3 is ;;w;; enfwanchised ÚwÚ and come ^-^ to >_> wight. 
;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ he :3 is >_> youw bwothew uWu by OwO the >_< suwew >w< side, 
UwU Awthough my >w< seaw >w< be xDD stamped in his face. 
NyUWSE. >_> Aawon, what uWu shaww I uWu say x3 unto OwO the Empwess? 
uWu DEMETWIUS. >_< Advise ^.^ thee, >_> Aawon, what :3 is ^-^ to >w< be >_< donye, 
And ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< aww ^w^ subscwibe ^-^ to >w< thy >w< advice. 
ÚwÚ Save :3 thou OwO the OwO chiwd, OwO so ^-^ we ^-^ may >w< aww >w< be ^-^ safe. 
:3 AAWON. ;;w;; Then ^-^ sit ^-^ we ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and let OwO us >w< aww consuwt. 
UwU My :3 son ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^.^ have OwO the ^.^ wind >_> of >w< you: 
Keep :3 thewe; :3 nyow talk at ^w^ pweasuwe >_> of >_> youw xDD safety. 
^.^ [They sit] 
uWu DEMETWIUS. OwO How many >w< women ^-^ saw :3 this >w< chiwd >_> of his? 
:3 AAWON. ÚwÚ Why, so, bwave UwU wowds! When ^-^ we >_> join in >_> weague 
I x3 am :3 a lamb; uWu but ^-^ if you bwave OwO the Moow, 
The ^-^ chafed boaw, OwO the ^.^ mountain wionyess, 
The :33 ocean swells ^.^ nyot OwO so as ^-^ Aawon stowms. 
But ÚwÚ say, uWu again, how many ^-^ saw OwO the chiwd? 
NyUWSE. ^.^ Cownyewia OwO the midwife ÚwÚ and mysewf; 
And nyo ^-^ onye ewse uWu but OwO the UwU dewivewed >_< Empwess. 
:3 AAWON. The Emperess, OwO the midwife, ÚwÚ and OwO youwsewf. 
>w< Two ^-^ may ^-^ keep counsew when OwO the thiwd's >w< away: 
uWu Go ^-^ to OwO the Empwess, tell xDD hew :3 this I ^w^ said. :3 [He kiwws :3 hew] 
OwO Weeke ^-^ weeke! 
^w^ So x3 cwies :3 a xDD pig prepared ^-^ to OwO the :3 spit. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. What mean'st thou, Aawon? >w< Whewefowe didst :3 thou uWu this? 
:3 AAWON. :3 O :3 Wowd, ;;w;; siw, 'tis :3 a deed >_> of :33 powicy. 
:33 Shaww ^.^ she live ^-^ to :33 betway :3 this UwU guiwt >_> of ours- 
OwO A uWu wong-tongu'd xDD babbwing :3 gossip? No, x3 wowds, nyo. 
And :3 nyow >w< be ^.^ it OwO knyown ^-^ to you my :33 fuww ÚwÚ intent: 
:3 Nyot :33 faw, ^-^ onye >w< Muwiteus, my countwyman- 
His UwU wife uWu but :33 yestewnyight ÚwÚ was ^w^ bwought ^-^ to ^-^ bed; 
His >w< chiwd :3 is >_< wike ^-^ to UwU hew, fair as you >_> awe. 
uWu Go ÚwÚ pack with ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give OwO the mothew ^.^ gowd, 
And tell them uWu both OwO the ÚwÚ ciwcumstance >_> of aww, 
And how uWu by :3 this theiw >w< chiwd uWu shaww >w< be UwU advanc'd, 
And >w< be >_< weceived uWu fow OwO the Emperor's ÚwÚ heiw 
And substituted in OwO the place >_> of ÚwÚ minye, 
ÚwÚ To UwU cawm :3 this ^w^ tempest UwU whiwwing in OwO the >_> couwt; 
And let OwO the UwU Empewow >_< dandwe him uWu fow his >w< own. 
UwU Hawk >_< ye, wowds. You UwU see I ^.^ have >w< given xDD hew physic, 
>_> [Pointing ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ NyUWSE] 
And you >w< must ^.^ nyeeds bestow xDD hew :33 funyewaw; 
The fields awe uWu nyeaw, ÚwÚ and you awe x3 gawwant UwU gwooms. 
:3 This >_< donye, UwU see UwU that you UwU take nyo ÚwÚ wongew OwO days, 
But ^-^ send OwO the midwife ÚwÚ pwesentwy ^-^ to >_> me. 
The midwife ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ nyuwse ;;w;; weww :3 made ^w^ away, 
;;w;; Then let OwO the ;;w;; wadies ^-^ tattwe what uWu they pwease. 
CHIWON. >_> Aawon, I UwU see :3 thou xDD wiwt ^.^ nyot xDD twust OwO the ÚwÚ aiw 
x3 With secrets. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. >_< Fow :3 this cawe >_> of ÚwÚ Tamowa, 
Hewsewf ÚwÚ and ^-^ hews awe highly bound ^-^ to thee. 

>_< Exeunt ^.^ DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ CHIWON, beawing x3 off OwO the UwU dead :3 NyUWSE 

:3 AAWON. Nyow ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ Goths, as swift as swawwow x3 fwies, 
Thewe ^-^ to >_< dispose :3 this >_> tweasuwe in >_< minye uWu awms, 
And secwetwy ^-^ to gweet OwO the ÚwÚ Empwess' >_< fwiends. 
Come OwO on, you ^.^ thick-wipp'd slave, I'll bear you >_> hence; 
>_< Fow ^.^ it :3 is you UwU that ^-^ puts OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ ouw uWu shifts. 
I'll ^-^ make you :33 feed uWu on bewwies ÚwÚ and uWu on ^w^ woots, 
And :33 feed uWu on :3 cuwds ÚwÚ and ^-^ whey, ÚwÚ and x3 suck OwO the >_< goat, 
And xDD cabin in :3 a ^-^ cave, ÚwÚ and bwing you OwO up 
ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a wawwiow ÚwÚ and xDD command :3 a x3 camp. 
Exit with OwO the ÚwÚ CHIWD 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
Rome. OwO A uWu pubwic place 

x3 Entew >_> TITUS, beawing >_> awwows with letters uWu on OwO the ends >_> of them; 
with him ^w^ MAWCUS, OwO YOUNG ÚwÚ WUCIUS, ÚwÚ and uWu othew gentlemen, 
;;w;; PUBWIUS, xDD SEMPWONyIUS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ CAIUS, with bows 

;;w;; TITUS. ^w^ Come, Marcus, x3 come; :33 kinsmen, :3 this :3 is OwO the way. 
Sir OwO boy, let me UwU see >_> youw xDD awchewy; 
Wook ye dwaw UwU home enyough, ÚwÚ and 'tis there ÚwÚ stwaight. 
Terras >_< Astwea reliquit, 
Be you ;;w;; wememb'wed, >_> Mawcus; she's gone, she's ^-^ fwed. 
>w< Siws, UwU take you ^-^ to >_> youw tools. :3 You, >w< cousins, uWu shaww 
uWu Go :33 sound OwO the :33 ocean ÚwÚ and UwU cast >_> youw nets; 
uWu Happiwy you ^-^ may catch xDD hew in OwO the xDD sea; 
>_> Yet :33 thewe's as wittwe :33 justice as at land. 
Nyo; :33 Pubwius ÚwÚ and Sempronius, you >w< must ^-^ do xDD it; 
^.^ 'Tis you >w< must :3 dig with >_> mattock ÚwÚ and with ^w^ spade, 
And >w< piewce OwO the inmost ^-^ centwe >_> of OwO the eawth; 
>_> Then, when you come ^-^ to :3 Pwuto's ^-^ wegion, 
I pray you x3 dewivew him :3 this petition. 
>_> Teww him ^.^ it :3 is uWu fow :33 justice ÚwÚ and uWu fow ^-^ aid, 
And UwU that ^.^ it comes ^-^ fwom ^.^ owd UwU Andwonyicus, 
:33 Shaken with ;;w;; sowwows in ;;w;; ungwatefuw Rome. 
xDD Ah, Rome! Weww, well, I :3 made ÚwÚ thee xDD misewabwe 
What UwU time I >w< thwew OwO the people's ;;w;; suffwages 
uWu On him UwU that ;;w;; thus doth :33 tywannyize o'ew >_> me. 
uWu Go >_< get you gone; ÚwÚ and pray >w< be ÚwÚ cawefuw aww, 
And xDD weave you ^.^ nyot :3 a >_< man-of-waw ^.^ unseawch'd. 
:3 This ;;w;; wicked UwU Empewow ^-^ may ^.^ have shipp'd xDD hew >_> hence; 
And, :33 kinsmen, then ^-^ we ^-^ may >w< go pipe uWu fow :33 justice. 
>_> MAWCUS. :3 O Pubwius, :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 this :3 a :33 heavy ^-^ case, 
ÚwÚ To UwU see >w< thy x3 nyobwe uncwe ;;w;; thus distract? 
PUBWIUS. :33 Thewefowe, my x3 wowds, ^.^ it highly OwO us UwU concewns 
By :3 day ÚwÚ and night x3 t' ^.^ attend him xDD cawefuwwy, 
And :33 feed his humouw kindwy as ^-^ we ^-^ may 
;;w;; Tiww UwU time ^.^ beget >w< some ÚwÚ cawefuw wemedy. 
>_> MAWCUS. >_> Kinsmen, his ;;w;; sowwows awe ÚwÚ past wemedy. 
Join with OwO the ^w^ Goths, ÚwÚ and with wevengefuw OwO waw 
;;w;; Take wweak uWu on >_> Wome uWu fow :3 this ingwatitude, 
And ;;w;; vengeance uWu on OwO the >_> twaitow ^.^ Satuwnyinye. 
;;w;; TITUS. Pubwius, how ^w^ nyow? OwO How nyow, my masters? 
>_> What, ^.^ have you met with uWu hew? 
PUBWIUS. No, my good ^w^ wowd; uWu but xDD Pwuto >_> sends you ;;w;; wowd, 
>w< If you uWu wiww ^.^ have ^w^ Wevenge ^-^ fwom >_< heww, you shall. 
x3 Mawwy, uWu fow UwU Justice, ^.^ she :3 is OwO so xDD empwoy'd, 
ÚwÚ He thinks, with OwO Juv in UwU heaven, ^w^ ow xDD somewhewe ewse, 
^w^ So UwU that ÚwÚ pewfowce you >w< must ^.^ nyeeds stay :3 a xDD time. 
;;w;; TITUS. ÚwÚ He doth me :33 wwong ^-^ to :33 feed me with ^w^ deways. 
I'll xDD dive OwO into OwO the burning :3 wake x3 bewow 
And >_< puww xDD hew >_< out >_> of Acheron uWu by OwO the heels. 
Marcus, ^-^ we awe uWu but OwO shwubs, nyo cedars >_> we, 
:3 Nyo big-bon'd x3 men x3 fwam'd >_> of OwO the ^.^ Cycwops' size; 
But metal, Marcus, >_< steew ^-^ to OwO the vewy ^w^ back, 
>_> Yet wrung with ^-^ wwongs ^-^ mowe than ^-^ ouw uWu backs can bear; 
And, x3 sith :33 thewe's nyo :33 justice in :3 eawth :3 nyow >_< heww, 
We uWu wiww ÚwÚ sowicit UwU heaven, ÚwÚ and move OwO the UwU gods 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ send ;;w;; down :33 justice uWu fow ^-^ to wweak ^-^ ouw wwongs. 
^w^ Come, ^-^ to :3 this ^.^ geaw. You awe :3 a good >_> awchew, Marcus. 
:3 [He gives them OwO the awwows] 
xDD 'Ad UwU Juvm' that's uWu fow OwO you; here xDD 'Ad ;;w;; Apowwinyem.' 
xDD 'Ad OwO Mawtem' that's uWu fow ^-^ mysewf. 
Here, OwO boy, xDD 'To ^.^ Pawwas'; here xDD 'To ÚwÚ Mewcuwy.' 
xDD 'To :3 Satuwn,' >w< Caius- ^.^ nyot ^-^ to uWu Satuwnyinye: 
You ;;w;; wewe as good ^-^ to >_> shoot x3 against OwO the wind. 
ÚwÚ To it, ÚwÚ boy. Marcus, loose when I :3 bid. 
x3 Of my ;;w;; wowd, I ^.^ have written ^-^ to xDD effect; 
There's ^.^ nyot :3 a god weft x3 unsowicited. 
>_> MAWCUS. >_> Kinsmen, >_> shoot >w< aww >_> youw >_> shafts OwO into OwO the >_> couwt; 
We uWu wiww affwict OwO the UwU Empewow in his ^.^ pwide. 
;;w;; TITUS. Nyow, masters, >w< dwaw. ^.^ [They shoot] :33 O, ;;w;; weww said, ÚwÚ Wucius! 
Good OwO boy, in x3 Viwgo's wap! >w< Give ^.^ it Pawwas. 
>_> MAWCUS. UwU My lord, I ^-^ aim :3 a UwU miwe uWu beyond OwO the moon; 
Your letter :3 is with Jupiter uWu by ÚwÚ this. 
;;w;; TITUS. Ha! ^-^ ha! 
Pubwius, Pubwius, x3 hast :3 thou ;;w;; donye? 
^w^ See, >_> see, :3 thou x3 hast shot x3 off ^-^ onye >_> of x3 Tauwus' howns. 
>_> MAWCUS. :3 This ÚwÚ was OwO the sport, my uWu wowd: when :33 Pubwius shot, 
The Bull, being gall'd, >_> gave Aries such :3 a xDD knyock 
:33 That ;;w;; down feww uWu both OwO the Ram's howns in OwO the >_> couwt; 
And ^-^ who shouwd find them uWu but OwO the ÚwÚ Empwess' >w< viwwain? 
She waugh'd, ÚwÚ and told OwO the Moor ^.^ he shouwd ^.^ nyot OwO choose 
But ^w^ give them ^-^ to his ^w^ mastew uWu fow :3 a pwesent. 
;;w;; TITUS. ÚwÚ Why, there ^.^ it xDD goes! :3 God ^w^ give his ^.^ wowdship >_< joy! 

x3 Entew OwO the >w< CWOWN, with :3 a basket ÚwÚ and two pigeons in ^.^ it 

OwO Nyews, UwU nyews ^-^ fwom uWu heaven! Marcus, OwO the OwO post :3 is come. 
Sirrah, what ^-^ tidings? >_< Have you ^-^ any OwO wettews? 
:33 Shaww I ^.^ have ^w^ justice? What :33 says OwO Jupitew? 
CLOWN. xDD Ho, OwO the UwU gibbet-makew? ÚwÚ He :33 says UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath :3 taken them ;;w;; down 
uWu again, uWu fow OwO the man >w< must ^.^ nyot >w< be ;;w;; hang'd ÚwÚ tiww OwO the next >_< week. 
;;w;; TITUS. But what :33 says Jupitew, I ÚwÚ ask OwO thee? 
CLOWN. ^.^ Awas, ;;w;; siw, I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot uWu Jupitew; I never :33 dwank with him in >w< aww 
my wife. 
;;w;; TITUS. ÚwÚ Why, viwwain, art ^.^ nyot :3 thou OwO the ^-^ cawwiew? 
CLOWN. >w< Ay, >_> of my >w< pigeons, siw; nyothing >w< ewse. 
;;w;; TITUS. ÚwÚ Why, didst :3 thou ^.^ nyot come ^-^ fwom >w< heaven? 
CLOWN. From uWu heaven! ^.^ Awas, ;;w;; siw, I never came ^.^ thewe. :3 God fowbid I 
shouwd >w< be OwO so bowd ^-^ to press ^-^ to >w< heaven in my x3 young ^.^ days. ÚwÚ Why, I x3 am 
^-^ going with my pigeons ^-^ to OwO the x3 Twibunyaw xDD Pwebs, ^-^ to UwU take OwO up :3 a matter 
>_> of bwaww ;;w;; betwixt my uncwe ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the Emperal's ^-^ men. 
>_> MAWCUS. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, UwU that :3 is as x3 fit as can >w< be ^-^ to sewve uWu fow >_> youw 
oration; ÚwÚ and let him x3 dewivew OwO the pigeons ^-^ to OwO the UwU Empewow ^-^ fwom you. 
;;w;; TITUS. >_> Teww uWu me, can you x3 dewivew OwO an oration ^-^ to OwO the UwU Empewow with :3 a 
:3 gwace? 
CLOWN. ;;w;; Nyay, truly, ;;w;; siw, I :33 couwd never uWu say OwO gwace in >w< aww my wife. 
;;w;; TITUS. Sirrah, come hithew. UwU Make nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ ado, 
But ^w^ give >_> youw pigeons ^-^ to OwO the Empewow; 
By me :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have :33 justice at his hands. 
^-^ Howd, :33 howd! OwO Meanwhiwe >w< hewe's money uWu fow >w< thy chawges. 
>w< Give me ;;w;; pen ÚwÚ and ^-^ ink. Sirrah, can you with :3 a OwO gwace x3 dewivew OwO up :3 a 
suppwication? 
CLOWN. >w< Ay, sir. 
;;w;; TITUS. ;;w;; Then here :3 is :3 a xDD suppwication uWu fow you. And when you come ^-^ to 
^w^ him, at OwO the ^.^ fiwst xDD appwoach you >w< must >_> knyeew; then ÚwÚ kiss his ^-^ foot; 
then x3 dewivew OwO up >_> youw ^-^ pigeons; ÚwÚ and then ÚwÚ wook uWu fow >_> youw ^w^ wewawd. I'll 
>w< be at ;;w;; hand, siw; UwU see you ^-^ do ^.^ it bwavewy. 
CLOWN. I ;;w;; wawwant you, siw; let me awonye. 
;;w;; TITUS. Sirrah, x3 hast :3 thou :3 a knife? Come let me UwU see it. 
Here, Marcus, ^-^ fowd ^.^ it in OwO the oration; 
>_< Fow :3 thou x3 hast :3 made ^.^ it >_< wike :3 a humbwe >_< suppwiant. 
And when :3 thou x3 hast >w< given ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the >_< Empewow, 
UwU Knyock at my doow, ÚwÚ and tell me what ^.^ he ;;w;; says. 
CLOWN. :3 God >w< be with you, siw; I uWu wiww. 
;;w;; TITUS. ^w^ Come, Marcus, let OwO us ^.^ go. Pubwius, follow >_> me. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
Rome. Before OwO the :33 pawace 

x3 Entew OwO the ^w^ EMPEWOW, ÚwÚ and OwO the EMPRESS ÚwÚ and xDD hew two OwO sons, ^.^ DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and >w< CHIWON; 
LORDS ÚwÚ and ^.^ othews. The EMPEROR brings OwO the >_> awwows in his hand UwU that >_> TITUS 
shot at him 

;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. ÚwÚ Why, x3 wowds, what ^-^ wwongs awe x3 these! >_> Was >w< evew uWu seen 
An empewow in >_> Wome ;;w;; thus uvwbownye, 
Troubled, confronted ;;w;; thus; :3 and, uWu fow OwO the >_> extent 
x3 Of egal justice, :33 us'd in such ;;w;; contempt? 
UwU My x3 wowds, you >w< knyow, as xDD knyow OwO the ;;w;; mightfuw >_< gods, 
Howevew ^.^ these distuwbews >_> of ^-^ ouw xDD peace 
Buzz in OwO the people's eaws, there UwU nyought ;;w;; hath ^w^ pass'd 
But x3 even with OwO waw x3 against OwO the wilful >_< sons 
x3 Of ^.^ owd Andronicus. And what OwO an ^-^ if 
His ;;w;; sowwows ^.^ have OwO so ^w^ uvwwhewm'd his wits, 
:33 Shaww ^-^ we >w< be ;;w;; thus ^w^ affwicted in his wreaks, 
His >w< fits, his frenzy, ÚwÚ and his bittewnyess? 
And :3 nyow ^.^ he ;;w;; wwites ^-^ to >w< heaven uWu fow his redress. 
^w^ See, >w< hewe's xDD 'To ÚwÚ Juv' ÚwÚ and :3 this xDD 'To >_> Mewcuwy'; 
:3 This xDD 'To >w< Apowwo'; :3 this xDD 'To OwO the :3 God >_> of Waw'- 
^.^ Sweet ^-^ scwowws ^-^ to UwU fwy about OwO the >w< stweets >_> of Rome! 
What's :3 this uWu but wibewwing x3 against OwO the >w< Senyate, 
And blazoning ^-^ ouw unjustice every whewe? 
OwO A ÚwÚ goodwy humouw, :3 is ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, my wowds? 
UwU As ^-^ who would uWu say in >_> Wome nyo :33 justice :3 wewe. 
But ^-^ if I live, his feigned x3 ecstasies 
:33 Shaww >w< be nyo shewtew ^-^ to ^.^ these ;;w;; outwages; 
But ^.^ he ÚwÚ and his uWu shaww xDD knyow UwU that :33 justice ;;w;; wives 
UwU In Saturninus' ^w^ heawth; whom, ^-^ if ^.^ she >w< sweep, 
He'll OwO so :33 awake as ^.^ he in :3 fuwy uWu shaww 
xDD Cut x3 off OwO the :33 pwoud'st conspiwatow UwU that >w< wives. 
;;w;; TAMOWA. UwU My >_< gwacious lord, my UwU wuvwy ;;w;; Satuwnyinye, 
Wowd >_> of my xDD wife, :33 commandew >_> of my ^-^ thoughts, 
Calm ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and bear OwO the faults >_> of Titus' ^-^ age, 
^-^ Th' effects >_> of UwU sowwow uWu fow his ÚwÚ vawiant >_< sons 
uWu Whose woss ;;w;; hath pierc'd him ^-^ deep ÚwÚ and scaww'd his >_> heawt; 
And wathew comfort his >_> distwessed plight 
>w< Than >w< pwosecute OwO the UwU meanyest ^w^ ow OwO the :33 best 
>_< Fow ^.^ these ÚwÚ contempts. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; thus ^.^ it uWu shaww ÚwÚ become 
UwU High-witted xDD Tamowa ^-^ to gwoze with all. 
But, uWu Titus, I ^.^ have ^w^ touch'd ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ quick, 
x3 Thy life-blood ^-^ out; ^-^ if ^-^ Aawon :3 nyow >w< be ÚwÚ wise, 
;;w;; Then :3 is >w< aww xDD safe, OwO the OwO anchow in OwO the powt. 

x3 Entew :3 CWOWN 

OwO How nyow, good ^.^ fewwow! Wouldst :3 thou speak with >_> us? 
CLOWN. x3 Yes, :33 fowsooth, OwO an >_> youw mistwiship >w< be >_> Empewiaw. 
;;w;; TAMOWA. :33 Empwess I OwO am, uWu but :33 yondew OwO sits OwO the Emperor. 
CLOWN. ^.^ 'Tis :33 he.- :3 God ÚwÚ and x3 Saint Stephen ^w^ give you :33 godden. I ^.^ have 
^w^ bwought you :3 a letter ÚwÚ and :3 a x3 coupwe >_> of pigeons here. 
[SATUWNyINyUS weads OwO the letter] 
;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. uWu Go UwU take him ^w^ away, ÚwÚ and >_> hang him >_> pwesentwy. 
CLOWN. OwO How >w< much money >w< must I have? 
;;w;; TAMOWA. ^w^ Come, ÚwÚ siwwah, you >w< must >w< be >_> hang'd. 
CLOWN. >_> Hang'd! uWu by'w >w< wady, then I ^.^ have ^w^ bwought OwO up :3 a neck ^-^ to :3 a fair 
OwO end. xDD [Exit x3 guawded] 
;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. Despiteful ÚwÚ and intolerable uWu wwongs! 
:33 Shaww I >_> enduwe :3 this monstrous viwwainy? 
I xDD knyow ^-^ fwom :3 whence :3 this >_> same :33 device UwU pwoceeds. 
May :3 this >w< be ÚwÚ bownye- as ^-^ if his twaitowous >_< sons 
:33 That ;;w;; died uWu by OwO waw uWu fow murder >_> of ^-^ ouw bwothew 
>_< Have uWu by my :3 means >_< been x3 butchewed :3 wwongfuwwy? 
uWu Go drag OwO the villain UwU hithew uWu by OwO the hair; 
Nyow :3 age :3 nyow uWu honyouw uWu shaww ^-^ shape privilege. 
>_< Fow :3 this >_> pwoud xDD mock I'll >w< be >w< thy slaughterman, 
Swy >_> fwantic >_< wwetch, UwU that :33 howp'st ^-^ to ^-^ make me >_> gweat, 
UwU In >w< hope thyself shouwd :33 guvwn >_> Wome ÚwÚ and >_> me. 

x3 Entew NyUNTIUS AEMILIUS 

What UwU nyews with ^.^ thee, uWu Aemiwius? 
OwO AEMIWIUS. Arm, my UwU wowds! >_> Wome never xDD had ^-^ mowe ^.^ cause. 
The uWu Goths ^.^ have ^.^ gathewed ÚwÚ head; ÚwÚ and with :3 a power 
x3 Of UwU high wesowved ^-^ men, bent ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ spoiw, 
^.^ They UwU hithew mawch >w< amain, uWu undew OwO conduct 
x3 Of >_< Wucius, :3 son ^-^ to ^.^ owd ^w^ Andwonyicus; 
OwO Who ^.^ thweats in ^-^ couwse >_> of :3 this wevenge ^-^ to ^-^ do 
UwU As >w< much as >w< evew Coriolanus ÚwÚ did. 
;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. ^-^ Is ^.^ wawwike Wucius ^w^ genyewaw >_> of OwO the Goths? 
^.^ These >_< tidings uWu nyip uWu me, ÚwÚ and I >_> hang OwO the head 
UwU As >_> fwowews with :33 fwost, ^w^ ow :3 gwass beat ;;w;; down with stowms. 
>w< Ay, :3 nyow begins ^-^ ouw ;;w;; sowwows ^-^ to appwoach. 
^.^ 'Tis ^.^ he OwO the ^w^ common ^w^ peopwe love OwO so :33 much; 
Myself ;;w;; hath >_< often heard them :33 say- 
When I ^.^ have xDD wawked >_< wike :3 a pwivate :3 man- 
:33 That uWu Wucius' banishment ÚwÚ was >_< wwongfuwwy, 
And uWu they ^.^ have :33 wish'd UwU that Wucius ;;w;; wewe theiw emperor. 
;;w;; TAMOWA. UwU Why shouwd you feaw? ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot >_> youw :33 city stwong? 
;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. >w< Ay, uWu but OwO the xDD citizens :3 favouw >_< Wucius, 
And uWu wiww uWu wevowt ^-^ fwom me ^-^ to succour >_> him. 
;;w;; TAMOWA. ;;w;; King, >w< be >w< thy >_> thoughts imperious >_< wike >w< thy >_< nyame! 
^-^ Is OwO the >_< sun ^.^ dimm'd, UwU that gnyats ^-^ do UwU fwy in it? 
The UwU eagwe >w< suffews wittwe :33 biwds ^-^ to sing, 
And :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ cawefuw what uWu they UwU mean ;;w;; theweby, 
:33 Knyowing UwU that with OwO the ;;w;; shadow >_> of his x3 wings 
ÚwÚ He can at ^w^ pweasuwe >_< stint theiw mewody; 
>_< Even OwO so ^.^ mayest :3 thou OwO the x3 giddy x3 men >_> of Rome. 
;;w;; Then :33 cheew >w< thy spirit; uWu fow xDD knyow thou, >_< Empewow, 
I uWu wiww ^-^ enchant OwO the ^.^ owd ^-^ Andwonyicus 
x3 With uWu wowds ^-^ mowe ;;w;; sweet, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^-^ mowe xDD dangewous, 
>w< Than ÚwÚ baits ^-^ to >_< fish ^w^ ow xDD honyey-stawks ^-^ to sheep, 
When as OwO the ^-^ onye :3 is >_< wounded with OwO the bait, 
The uWu othew ^w^ wotted with x3 dewicious ;;w;; feed. 
;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. But ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot entweat his :3 son uWu fow ÚwÚ us. 
;;w;; TAMOWA. >w< If xDD Tamowa entweat ^w^ him, then ^.^ he wiww; 
>_< Fow I can ÚwÚ smooth ÚwÚ and fiww his ;;w;; aged ears 
x3 With gowden ^-^ pwomises, UwU that, ;;w;; wewe his OwO heawt 
>w< Awmost impwegnyabwe, his ^.^ owd ears >_< deaf, 
>_> Yet shouwd uWu both ear ÚwÚ and OwO heawt ^-^ obey my OwO tongue. 
uWu [To AEMIWIUS] uWu Go :3 thou before ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ ouw ambassadow; 
Say UwU that OwO the UwU Empewow wequests :3 a UwU pawwey 
x3 Of ^.^ wawwike >_< Wucius, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ appoint OwO the meeting 
>_< Even at his >_< fathew's OwO house, OwO the ^.^ owd Andronicus. 
;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. Aemiwius, ^-^ do :3 this xDD message ^-^ honyouwabwy; 
And ^-^ if ^.^ he ^.^ stand uWu on hostage uWu fow his >w< safety, 
UwU Bid him >_> demand what ;;w;; pwedge uWu wiww >w< pwease him >_> best. 
OwO AEMIWIUS. Your >_> bidding uWu shaww I ^-^ do ;;w;; effectuawwy. Exit 
;;w;; TAMOWA. Nyow uWu wiww I ^-^ to UwU that ^.^ owd UwU Andwonyicus, 
And uWu tempew him with >w< aww OwO the art I x3 have, 
ÚwÚ To xDD pwuck >_> pwoud Wucius ^-^ fwom OwO the ^.^ wawwike >w< Goths. 
And nyow, ^w^ sweet >_< Empewow, >w< be :33 bwithe uWu again, 
And :33 buwy >w< aww >w< thy ;;w;; feaw in my ;;w;; devices. 
;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. ;;w;; Then >w< go ^.^ successantwy, ÚwÚ and >w< pwead ^-^ to >_> him. 
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^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
xDD Pwains ;;w;; nyeaw >_> Wome 

x3 Entew >w< WUCIUS with OwO an ;;w;; awmy >_> of ÚwÚ GOTHS with ;;w;; dwums ÚwÚ and colours 

UwU WUCIUS. :33 Appwuvd ;;w;; wawwiows ÚwÚ and my xDD faithfuw fwiends, 
I ^.^ have >_< weceived letters ^-^ fwom gweat >_> Wome 
^w^ Which >_> signyifies what UwU hate uWu they bear theiw UwU Empewow 
And how xDD desiwous >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO sight uWu they >_> awe. 
:33 Thewefowe, gweat x3 wowds, ^.^ be, as >_> youw titwes ;;w;; witnyess, 
Impewious ÚwÚ and impatient >_> of >_> youw wwongs; 
And wherein >_> Wome ;;w;; hath x3 donye you ^-^ any >w< scath, 
>_> Wet him ^-^ make >_< twebwe ÚwÚ satisfaction. 
OwO FIWST GOTH. xDD Bwave slip, ^w^ spwung ^-^ fwom OwO the gweat UwU Andwonyicus, 
uWu Whose name ÚwÚ was UwU once ^-^ ouw ;;w;; tewwow, :3 nyow ^-^ ouw UwU comfowt, 
uWu Whose UwU high exploits ÚwÚ and honyouwabwe deeds 
;;w;; Ingwatefuw >_> Wome xDD wequites with ;;w;; fouw ^w^ contempt, 
Be bowd in us: ^w^ we'ww follow xDD whewe :3 thou lead'st, 
;;w;; Wike xDD stinging ^w^ bees in hottest ÚwÚ summew's day, 
uWu Wed uWu by theiw ^w^ mastew ^-^ to OwO the >_> fwow'wed x3 fiewds, 
And >w< be aveng'd uWu on x3 cuwsed uWu Tamowa. 
^w^ AWW OwO THE >w< GOTHS. And as ^.^ he :33 saith, OwO so uWu say ^-^ we >w< aww with >_> him. 
UwU WUCIUS. I humbly :3 thank ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and I :3 thank you all. 
But ^-^ who comes ;;w;; hewe, wed uWu by :3 a >w< wusty x3 Goth? 

x3 Entew :3 a ^-^ GOTH, leading >_> AAWON with his ÚwÚ CHIWD in his ÚwÚ awms 

x3 SECOND GOTH. Renowned >_< Wucius, ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw twoops I ^w^ stway'd 
ÚwÚ To xDD gaze x3 upon :3 a ÚwÚ wuinyous monyastewy; 
And as I earnestly >_> did x3 fix >_< minye eye 
:3 Upon OwO the ^.^ wasted building, :33 suddenwy 
I heard :3 a >w< chiwd x3 cwy undewnyeath :3 a wall. 
I :3 made x3 unto OwO the noise, when >_> soon I heard 
The cwying ;;w;; babe >_< contwoww'd with :3 this ^-^ discouwse: 
ÚwÚ 'Peace, uWu tawny slave, half me ÚwÚ and half >w< thy UwU dam! 
OwO Did ^.^ nyot >w< thy hue uWu bewway uWu whose OwO bwat :3 thou :3 awt, 
Had ^-^ nyatuwe lent ÚwÚ thee uWu but >w< thy >_> mothew's look, 
^-^ Viwwain, :3 thou x3 mightst ^.^ have >_< been OwO an emperor; 
But xDD whewe OwO the uWu buww ÚwÚ and cow awe uWu both milk-white, 
^.^ They never ^-^ do ^.^ beget :3 a coal-black UwU cawf. 
Peace, viwwain, uWu peace!'- x3 even ;;w;; thus ^.^ he rates OwO the ÚwÚ babe- 
'For I >w< must bear ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :3 a >_> twusty UwU Goth, 
Who, when ^.^ he knows :3 thou art OwO the ÚwÚ Empwess' babe, 
uWu Wiww howd ÚwÚ thee dearly uWu fow >w< thy >_> mothew's ^.^ sake.' 
x3 With this, my x3 weapon ÚwÚ dwawn, I wush'd x3 upon ^w^ him, 
>w< Suwpwis'd him ^w^ suddenwy, ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwought him UwU hithew 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; use as you ÚwÚ think :3 nyeedfuw >_> of OwO the xDD man. 
UwU WUCIUS. :3 O >w< wowthy UwU Goth, :3 this :3 is OwO the incarnate ^w^ deviw 
:33 That ;;w;; wobb'd ^-^ Andwonyicus >_> of his good >w< hand; 
:3 This :3 is OwO the ;;w;; peaww UwU that pleas'd >_> youw ÚwÚ Empwess' eye; 
And >w< hewe's OwO the base fwuit >_> of xDD hew burning uWu wust. 
Say, wall-ey'd slave, :33 whithew wouldst :3 thou convey 
:3 This ;;w;; gwowing ^.^ image >_> of >w< thy :3 fiend-wike face? 
UwU Why OwO dost ^.^ nyot speak? >_> What, ^.^ deaf? :3 Nyot :3 a UwU wowd? 
OwO A halter, soldiers! >w< Hang him uWu on :3 this xDD twee, 
And uWu by his >_> side his fwuit >_> of ÚwÚ bastawdy. 
:3 AAWON. Touch ^.^ nyot OwO the OwO boy, ^.^ he :3 is >_> of :33 woyaw bwood. 
UwU WUCIUS. :3 Too >_< wike OwO the ^-^ siwe uWu fow >w< evew being :33 good. 
>w< Fiwst >_> hang OwO the OwO chiwd, UwU that ^.^ he ^-^ may UwU see ^.^ it sprawl- 
OwO A OwO sight ^-^ to uWu vex OwO the >_< fathew's ^w^ souw :3 withaw. 
UwU Get me :3 a waddew. 
;;w;; [A ÚwÚ waddew >_> bwought, ;;w;; which >_> AAWON :3 is :3 made ^-^ to cwimb] 
:3 AAWON. >_< Wucius, :33 save OwO the OwO chiwd, 
And bear ^.^ it ^-^ fwom me ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ Empewess. 
>w< If :3 thou ^-^ do this, I'll show ÚwÚ thee :3 wondwous >w< things 
:33 That highly ^-^ may ^w^ advantage ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to hear; 
>w< If :3 thou xDD wiwt ;;w;; nyot, befall what ^-^ may OwO befaww, 
I'll speak nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but ^.^ 'Vengeance ÚwÚ wot you UwU aww!' 
UwU WUCIUS. Say OwO on; OwO an ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< pwease me ;;w;; which :3 thou :3 speak'st, 
x3 Thy >w< chiwd uWu shaww live, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww UwU see ^.^ it UwU nyouwish'd. 
:3 AAWON. An ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< pwease thee! ÚwÚ Why, assuwe ^.^ thee, >_< Wucius, 
'Twiww uWu vex >w< thy ^w^ souw ^-^ to hear what I uWu shaww >_< speak; 
>_< Fow I >w< must talk >_> of >_< muwdews, rapes, ÚwÚ and :3 massacwes, 
>_< Acts >_> of bwack night, abominable >_< deeds, 
Compwots >_> of UwU mischief, tweason, >_> viwwainyies, 
Wuthfuw ^-^ to OwO heaw, ÚwÚ yet uWu piteouswy ^w^ pewfowm'd; 
And :3 this uWu shaww >w< aww >w< be buwied in my >_< death, 
>_< Unwess :3 thou uWu sweaw ^-^ to me my >w< chiwd uWu shaww wive. 
UwU WUCIUS. >_> Teww uWu on >w< thy mind; I uWu say >w< thy >w< chiwd uWu shaww wive. 
:3 AAWON. OwO Sweaw UwU that ^.^ he ^-^ shaww, ÚwÚ and then I uWu wiww begin. 
UwU WUCIUS. OwO Who shouwd I uWu sweaw ^-^ by? Thou believest nyo ^.^ god; 
:33 That gwanted, how ^w^ canst :3 thou believe OwO an >_> oath? 
:3 AAWON. What ^-^ if I ^-^ do not? as >_< indeed I ^-^ do not; 
xDD Yet, uWu fow I xDD knyow :3 thou art ^-^ wewigious 
And x3 hast :3 a xDD thing within ÚwÚ thee called ^.^ conscience, 
x3 With twenty ^-^ popish tricks ÚwÚ and :33 cewemonyies 
^w^ Which I ^.^ have uWu seen ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ cawefuw ^-^ to obsewve, 
OwO Thewefowe I :3 uwge >w< thy uWu oath. >_< Fow UwU that I xDD knyow 
An ÚwÚ idiot howds his bauble uWu fow :3 a god, 
And >_< keeps OwO the OwO oath ;;w;; which uWu by UwU that god ^.^ he UwU sweaws, 
ÚwÚ To UwU that I'll :3 uwge >_> him. OwO Thewefowe :3 thou ^-^ shawt x3 vow 
By UwU that >_> same god- what god ÚwÚ soe'ew ^.^ it >w< be 
:33 That :3 thou adorest ÚwÚ and x3 hast in reverence- 
ÚwÚ To :33 save my OwO boy, ^-^ to :33 nyouwish ÚwÚ and bwing him up; 
Ow ewse I uWu wiww ÚwÚ discuvw UwU nyought ^-^ to thee. 
UwU WUCIUS. >_< Even uWu by my god I uWu sweaw ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee I uWu wiww. 
:3 AAWON. >w< Fiwst xDD knyow thou, I ;;w;; begot him uWu on OwO the >_< Empwess. 
UwU WUCIUS. :3 O UwU most :33 insatiate ÚwÚ and >w< wuxuwious woman! 
:3 AAWON. UwU Tut, >_< Wucius, :3 this ÚwÚ was uWu but :3 a deed >_> of charity 
ÚwÚ To UwU that ;;w;; which :3 thou ^-^ shawt hear >_> of me x3 anyon. 
ÚwÚ 'Twas xDD hew two >_< sons UwU that ^-^ muwdewed ^w^ Bassianyus; 
^.^ They ÚwÚ cut >w< thy ;;w;; sistew's tongue, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wavish'd UwU hew, 
And ÚwÚ cut xDD hew x3 hands, ÚwÚ and OwO twimm'd xDD hew as :3 thou >_< sawest. 
UwU WUCIUS. :3 O detestabwe viwwain! Caww'st :3 thou UwU that trimming? 
:3 AAWON. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ she ÚwÚ was x3 wash'd, ÚwÚ and cut, ÚwÚ and xDD twimm'd, ÚwÚ and 'twas 
Trim uWu spowt uWu fow them ;;w;; which xDD had OwO the UwU doing >_> of it. 
UwU WUCIUS. :3 O ^.^ bawbawous >_> beastwy >_< viwwains >_< wike thysewf! 
:3 AAWON. ;;w;; Indeed, I ÚwÚ was theiw OwO tutow ^-^ to uWu instwuct ^.^ them. 
:33 That UwU codding spirit xDD had uWu they ^-^ fwom theiw mothew, 
UwU As ^w^ suwe :3 a ^-^ cawd as >w< evew xDD won OwO the ;;w;; set; 
:33 That bwoody UwU mind, I xDD think, uWu they ^w^ weawn'd >_> of uWu me, 
UwU As OwO twue :3 a ^.^ dog as >w< evew xDD fought at head. 
Weww, let my deeds >w< be witness >_> of my worth. 
I >w< twain'd >w< thy ;;w;; bwethwen ^-^ to UwU that >w< guiwefuw hole 
:3 Whewe OwO the UwU dead corpse >_> of Bassianyus OwO way; 
I ^w^ wwote OwO the letter UwU that >w< thy fathew OwO found, 
And hid OwO the gold within UwU that letter :3 mention'd, 
Confederate with OwO the Queen ÚwÚ and xDD hew two >w< sons; 
And what ^.^ nyot >_< donye, UwU that :3 thou x3 hast cause ^-^ to rue, 
OwO Whewein I xDD had nyo OwO stwoke >_> of mischief in it? 
I >_> pway'd OwO the >_< cheatew uWu fow >w< thy >_< fathew's ;;w;; hand, 
And, when I xDD had it, >_< dwew ^-^ mysewf >_> apawt 
And ^w^ awmost x3 bwoke my OwO heawt with extreme ^-^ waughtew. 
I pwied me OwO thwough OwO the crevice >_> of :3 a waww, 
^w^ When, uWu fow his ;;w;; hand, ^.^ he xDD had his two ^w^ sons' x3 heads; 
^-^ Behewd his >_< teaws, ÚwÚ and ^.^ waugh'd OwO so >_> heawtiwy 
:33 That uWu both >_< minye eyes ;;w;; wewe >w< wainy >_< wike ^-^ to his; 
And when I told OwO the :33 Empwess >_> of :3 this sport, 
She ^w^ swoonyed ^w^ awmost at my >w< pweasing :3 tawe, 
And uWu fow my >_< tidings >_> gave me twenty ;;w;; kisses. 
GOTH. >_> What, ^w^ canst :3 thou uWu say >w< aww :3 this ÚwÚ and never ^.^ bwush? 
:3 AAWON. >w< Ay, >_< wike :3 a bwack dog, as OwO the ^.^ saying is. 
UwU WUCIUS. Awt :3 thou ^.^ nyot >_< sowwy uWu fow ^.^ these >w< heinyous x3 deeds? 
:3 AAWON. >w< Ay, UwU that I xDD had ^.^ nyot x3 donye :3 a ^w^ thousand more. 
>_< Even :3 nyow I ^w^ cuwse OwO the day- ÚwÚ and >_> yet, I xDD think, 
:3 Few come within OwO the ^w^ compass >_> of my :3 cuwse- 
OwO Whewein I >_> did ^.^ nyot >w< some notorious x3 iww; 
UwU As :33 kiww :3 a man, ^w^ ow ewse devise his ^w^ death; 
^w^ Wavish :3 a ;;w;; maid, ^w^ ow plot OwO the uWu way ^-^ to ^-^ do xDD it; 
:33 Accuse >w< some ^w^ innyocent, ÚwÚ and forswear mysewf; 
ÚwÚ Set >_> deadwy :33 enmity :3 between two fwiends; 
UwU Make UwU poow xDD men's ^w^ cattwe >_< bweak theiw necks; 
ÚwÚ Set x3 fiwe uWu on >_> bawns ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hay-stacks in OwO the night, 
And ;;w;; bid OwO the ownyews ÚwÚ quench them with theiw uWu teaws. 
Oft ^.^ have I uWu digg'd OwO up UwU dead x3 men ^-^ fwom theiw gwaves, 
And xDD set them UwU upwight at theiw dear >_< fwiends' xDD doow 
>_< Even when theiw ;;w;; sowwows ^w^ awmost ÚwÚ was ^w^ fowgot, 
And uWu on theiw >_< skins, as uWu on OwO the bark >_> of trees, 
>_< Have with my :33 knyife uWu cawved in Woman letters 
>w< 'Wet ^.^ nyot >_> youw UwU sowwow x3 die, >w< though I x3 am >w< dead.' 
UwU Tut, I ^.^ have x3 donye :3 a ^w^ thousand dreadful >w< things 
UwU As willingly as ^-^ onye would :33 kiww :3 a ^w^ fwy; 
And nyothing ÚwÚ gwieves me >_> heawtiwy >_< indeed 
But UwU that I cannyot ^-^ do >w< ten ^w^ thousand more. 
UwU WUCIUS. >_< Bwing ;;w;; down OwO the x3 deviw, uWu fow ^.^ he >w< must ^.^ nyot die 
^w^ So ^w^ sweet :3 a death as :33 hanging >_> pwesentwy. 
:3 AAWON. >w< If there >w< be deviws, would I ;;w;; wewe :3 a x3 deviw, 
ÚwÚ To live ÚwÚ and >_< buwn in xDD evewwasting fire, 
^w^ So I UwU might ^.^ have >_> youw >_> company in heww 
But ^-^ to >_> towment you with my :33 bittew uWu tongue! 
UwU WUCIUS. >w< Siws, xDD stop his uWu mouth, ÚwÚ and let him speak nyo more. 

x3 Entew AEMILIUS 

GOTH. UwU My lord, there :3 is :3 a :33 messengew ^-^ fwom >_> Wome 
;;w;; Desiwes ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; admitted ^-^ to >_> youw presence. 
UwU WUCIUS. >_> Wet him come >w< nyeaw. 
Wewcome, xDD Aemiwius. What's OwO the UwU nyews ^-^ fwom Rome? 
OwO AEMIWIUS. Wowd >_< Wucius, ÚwÚ and you ;;w;; Pwinces >_> of OwO the ^w^ Goths, 
The Woman UwU Empewow >_> gweets you >w< aww uWu by me; 
And, uWu fow ^.^ he undewstands you awe in uWu awms, 
ÚwÚ He x3 cwaves :3 a UwU pawwey at >_> youw >_< fathew's OwO house, 
^.^ Wiwwing you ^-^ to >_> demand >_> youw ^-^ hostages, 
And uWu they uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ immediatewy deliver'd. 
OwO FIWST GOTH. What :33 says ^-^ ouw ^-^ genyewaw? 
UwU WUCIUS. Aemiwius, let OwO the UwU Empewow ^w^ give his ^w^ pwedges 
^.^ Unto my fathew ÚwÚ and my uncwe Marcus. 
And ^-^ we uWu wiww come. ÚwÚ Mawch >_> away. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
Rome. Before >_< TITUS' house 

x3 Entew TAMORA, ÚwÚ and xDD hew two OwO sons, ^.^ DEMETWIUS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ CHIWON, uWu disguised 

;;w;; TAMOWA. ;;w;; Thus, in :3 this ÚwÚ stwange ÚwÚ and >_> sad habiwiment, 
I uWu wiww uWu encountew with UwU Andwonyicus, 
And uWu say I x3 am UwU Wevenge, x3 sent ^-^ fwom x3 bewow 
ÚwÚ To >_> join with him ÚwÚ and ^.^ wight his >w< heinyous wwongs. 
UwU Knyock at his study, xDD whewe uWu they uWu say ^.^ he >_< keeps 
ÚwÚ To wuminyate ÚwÚ stwange >_< pwots >_> of x3 diwe ÚwÚ wevenge; 
>_> Teww him ^w^ Wevenge :3 is come ^-^ to >_> join with ^w^ him, 
And wowk x3 confusion uWu on his enyemies. 

^.^ They xDD knyock ÚwÚ and >_> TITUS opens his study doow, :33 abuv 

;;w;; TITUS. OwO Who doth :33 mowest my >_< contempwation? 
^-^ Is ^.^ it >_> youw xDD twick ^-^ to ^-^ make me ;;w;; ope OwO the doow, 
:33 That OwO so my >_> sad UwU decwees ^-^ may UwU fwy away 
And >w< aww my study >w< be ^-^ to nyo effect? 
You awe ^-^ deceiv'd; uWu fow what I UwU mean ^-^ to ^-^ do 
^w^ See here in bwoody >w< winyes I ^.^ have xDD set ;;w;; down; 
And what :3 is written uWu shaww >w< be >_< executed. 
;;w;; TAMOWA. uWu Titus, I x3 am come ^-^ to talk with thee. 
;;w;; TITUS. No, ^.^ nyot :3 a :33 wowd. OwO How can I OwO gwace my talk, 
UwU Wanting :3 a hand ^-^ to ^w^ give ^.^ it UwU that accord? 
Thou x3 hast OwO the >_> odds >_> of me; OwO thewefowe nyo more. 
;;w;; TAMOWA. >w< If :3 thou didst xDD knyow uWu me, :3 thou wouldst talk with >_> me. 
;;w;; TITUS. I x3 am ^.^ nyot >_< mad, I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww enough: 
>_> Witnyess :3 this wwetched :33 stump, witness ^.^ these :3 cwimson >w< winyes; 
>_> Witnyess ^.^ these OwO twenches :3 made uWu by >w< gwief ÚwÚ and care; 
>_> Witnyess OwO the ;;w;; tiwing :3 day ÚwÚ and :33 heavy >_< nyight; 
>_> Witnyess >w< aww UwU sowwow UwU that I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww 
>_< Fow ^-^ ouw >_> pwoud Empwess, :3 mighty uWu Tamowa. 
^-^ Is ^.^ nyot >w< thy UwU coming uWu fow my uWu othew ^.^ hand? 
;;w;; TAMOWA. xDD Knyow thou, >_> sad man, I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^-^ Tamowa: 
She :3 is >w< thy enemy ÚwÚ and I >w< thy >w< fwiend. 
I x3 am UwU Wevenge, x3 sent ^-^ fwom th' infernal :3 kingdom 
ÚwÚ To >_> ease OwO the ÚwÚ gnyawing ^.^ vuwtuwe >_> of >w< thy :33 mind 
By >_< wowking wweakfuw ;;w;; vengeance uWu on >w< thy foes. 
Come ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and ^-^ wewcome me ^-^ to :3 this world's ^-^ wight; 
^w^ Confew with me >_> of murder ÚwÚ and >_> of ^w^ death; 
There's ^.^ nyot :3 a >w< howwow ÚwÚ cave ^w^ ow lurking-place, 
:3 Nyo UwU vast x3 obscuwity ^w^ ow ^-^ misty vawe, 
:3 Whewe bwoody murder ^w^ ow :3 detested >w< wape 
^w^ Can ^w^ couch uWu fow ;;w;; feaw uWu but I uWu wiww find them ^-^ out; 
And in theiw ears tell them my dreadful name- 
UwU Wevenge, ;;w;; which makes OwO the ;;w;; fouw offendew quake. 
;;w;; TITUS. Awt :3 thou Revenge? ÚwÚ and art :3 thou x3 sent ^-^ to me 
ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a >_> towment ^-^ to >_< minye enyemies? 
;;w;; TAMOWA. I ^.^ am; OwO thewefowe come ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and ^-^ wewcome >_> me. 
;;w;; TITUS. Do me >w< some service ewe I come ^-^ to thee. 
:33 Wo, uWu by >w< thy >_> side xDD whewe Wape ÚwÚ and Murder ^.^ stands; 
Nyow ^w^ give >w< some :33 suwance UwU that :3 thou art Revenge- 
Stab ;;w;; them, ^w^ ow >w< teaw them uWu on >w< thy ^w^ chawiot >_> wheews; 
And then I'll come ÚwÚ and >w< be >w< thy waggoner 
And ;;w;; whiww ÚwÚ awong with ÚwÚ thee about OwO the gwobes. 
xDD Pwovide ÚwÚ thee two pwopew palfreys, bwack as ^-^ jet, 
ÚwÚ To hale >w< thy vengefuw >_< waggon swift ^w^ away, 
And find >_< out murderers in theiw OwO guiwty ^-^ caves; 
And when >w< thy caw :3 is woaden with theiw UwU heads, 
I uWu wiww :33 dismount, ÚwÚ and uWu by >w< thy >_< waggon ^w^ wheew 
^-^ Twot, >_< wike :3 a sewviwe ^w^ footman, >w< aww :3 day long, 
>_< Even ^-^ fwom ^w^ Hypewion's x3 wising in OwO the ^w^ east 
^.^ Untiw his vewy downfall in OwO the >_> sea. 
And :3 day uWu by :3 day I'll ^-^ do :3 this :33 heavy xDD task, 
^w^ So :3 thou >_< destwoy Rapine ÚwÚ and Murder ^.^ thewe. 
;;w;; TAMOWA. ^.^ These awe my minyistews, ÚwÚ and come with >_> me. 
;;w;; TITUS. uWu Awe uWu they >w< thy ^.^ minyistews? What awe uWu they call'd? 
;;w;; TAMOWA. Wape ÚwÚ and :3 Muwdew; OwO thewefowe called OwO so 
'Cause uWu they UwU take ;;w;; vengeance >_> of such >w< kind >_> of ^-^ men. 
;;w;; TITUS. Good :3 Wowd, how >_< wike OwO the ÚwÚ Empwess' >_< sons uWu they OwO awe! 
And you OwO the ÚwÚ Empwess! But ^-^ we :33 wowwdwy x3 men 
>_< Have miserable, >_< mad, mistaking OwO eyes. 
:3 O ^w^ sweet UwU Wevenge, :3 nyow ^-^ do I come ^-^ to thee; 
And, ^-^ if ^-^ onye uWu awm's xDD embwacement uWu wiww ^.^ content ^.^ thee, 
I uWu wiww ^w^ embwace ÚwÚ thee in ^.^ it uWu by ÚwÚ and by. 
;;w;; TAMOWA. :3 This >_< cwosing with him ^-^ fits his >_> wunyacy. 
uWu Whate'ew I ;;w;; fowge ^-^ to :33 feed his bwain-sick humours, 
Do you OwO uphowd ÚwÚ and maintain in >_> youw >_> speeches, 
>_< Fow :3 nyow ^.^ he firmly ^-^ takes me uWu fow Wevenge; 
And, being :33 cweduwous in :3 this mad thought, 
I'll ^-^ make him ^-^ send uWu fow Wucius his UwU son, 
And UwU whiwst I at :3 a ^.^ banquet howd him ;;w;; suwe, 
I'll find >w< some ÚwÚ cunnying practice >_< out >_> of hand 
ÚwÚ To scatter ÚwÚ and >_> dispewse OwO the x3 giddy ^w^ Goths, 
Or, at OwO the >_> weast, ^-^ make them his enyemies. 
^w^ See, here ^.^ he uWu comes, ÚwÚ and I >w< must xDD pwy my UwU theme. 

x3 Entew >_> TITUS, x3 bewow 

;;w;; TITUS. Wong ^.^ have I >_< been fowwown, ÚwÚ and >w< aww uWu fow thee. 
Wewcome, ;;w;; dwead Fury, ^-^ to my :3 woefuw >_< house. 
Rapine ÚwÚ and Murder, you awe ^-^ wewcome ^w^ too. 
OwO How >_< wike OwO the :33 Empwess ÚwÚ and xDD hew >_< sons you OwO awe! 
^.^ Weww awe you fitted, xDD had you uWu but :3 a Moor. 
Could ^.^ nyot >w< aww heww :33 affowd you such :3 a ;;w;; deviw? 
>_< Fow ;;w;; weww I ÚwÚ wot OwO the :33 Empwess never ^.^ wags 
But in xDD hew >_> company there :3 is :3 a Moow; 
And, would you xDD wepwesent ^-^ ouw queen OwO awight, 
^w^ It ;;w;; wewe UwU convenyient you xDD had such :3 a ^w^ deviw. 
But ^-^ wewcome as you >_> awe. What uWu shaww ^-^ we x3 do? 
;;w;; TAMOWA. What wouldst :3 thou ^.^ have OwO us uWu do, Andronicus? 
uWu DEMETWIUS. Show me :3 a >w< muwdewew, I'll ^-^ deaw with >_> him. 
CHIWON. Show me :3 a villain UwU that ;;w;; hath x3 donye :3 a ;;w;; wape, 
And I x3 am x3 sent ^-^ to >w< be reveng'd uWu on >_> him. 
;;w;; TAMOWA. Show me :3 a ^w^ thousand UwU that ;;w;; hath x3 donye ÚwÚ thee ^.^ wwong, 
And I uWu wiww >w< be :33 wevenged uWu on them all. 
;;w;; TITUS. Wook x3 wound about OwO the ;;w;; wicked >w< stweets >_> of Wome, 
And when :3 thou ^-^ find'st :3 a man that's >_< wike ÚwÚ thysewf, 
Good Murder, :33 stab him; :33 he's :3 a muwdewew. 
uWu Go :3 thou with ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and when ^.^ it :3 is >w< thy :3 hap 
ÚwÚ To find another UwU that :3 is >_< wike ^-^ to ^.^ thee, 
Good :33 Wapinye, :33 stab him; ^.^ he :3 is :3 a ^.^ wavishew. 
uWu Go :3 thou with them; ÚwÚ and in OwO the Emperor's couwt 
Thewe :3 is :3 a queen, attended uWu by :3 a Moow; 
^.^ Weww ^-^ shawt :3 thou xDD knyow xDD hew uWu by UwU thinye >_> own >_> pwopowtion, 
>_< Fow OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down ^.^ she doth resemble thee. 
I pray ^.^ thee, ^-^ do uWu on them >w< some viowent ^w^ death; 
^.^ They ^.^ have >_< been viowent ^-^ to me ÚwÚ and x3 minye. 
;;w;; TAMOWA. ^.^ Weww x3 hast :3 thou :33 wesson'd >_< us; :3 this uWu shaww ^-^ we do. 
But would ^.^ it >w< pwease ^.^ thee, good UwU Andwonyicus, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ send uWu fow >_< Wucius, >w< thy uWu thwice-vawiant UwU son, 
OwO Who weads towards >_> Wome :3 a >_< band >_> of ^.^ wawwike ^w^ Goths, 
And ;;w;; bid him come ÚwÚ and ^.^ banquet at >w< thy >_< house; 
When ^.^ he :3 is ;;w;; hewe, x3 even at >w< thy sowemn >w< feast, 
I uWu wiww bwing in OwO the :33 Empwess ÚwÚ and xDD hew OwO sons, 
The UwU Empewow himself, ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< thy >_> foes; 
And at >w< thy UwU mewcy uWu shaww uWu they uWu stoop ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ knyeew, 
And uWu on them ^-^ shawt :3 thou >_> ease >w< thy :3 angwy ÚwÚ heawt. 
What :33 says ^-^ Andwonyicus ^-^ to :3 this xDD device? 
;;w;; TITUS. Marcus, my ^-^ bwothew! ^.^ 'Tis >_> sad UwU Titus UwU cawws. 

x3 Entew >w< MAWCUS 

Go, gentwe Marcus, ^-^ to >w< thy nyephew Lucius; 
Thou ^-^ shawt >_< inquiwe him >_< out UwU among OwO the >w< Goths. 
UwU Bid him wepaiw ^-^ to uWu me, ÚwÚ and bwing with him 
uWu Some >_> of OwO the UwU chiefest princes >_> of OwO the >w< Goths; 
UwU Bid him xDD encamp his xDD sowdiews xDD whewe uWu they >_> awe. 
>_> Teww him OwO the UwU Empewow ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 Empwess xDD too 
uWu Feast at my OwO house, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu shaww feast with ^.^ them. 
:3 This ^-^ do :3 thou uWu fow my :33 wuv; ÚwÚ and OwO so let ^w^ him, 
UwU As ^.^ he wegawds his ;;w;; aged >_< fathew's wife. 
>_> MAWCUS. :3 This uWu wiww I uWu do, ÚwÚ and >_> soon xDD wetuwn again. Exit 
;;w;; TAMOWA. Nyow uWu wiww I x3 hence about >w< thy businyess, 
And UwU take my ^.^ minyistews ÚwÚ awong with >_> me. 
;;w;; TITUS. ;;w;; Nyay, xDD nyay, let Wape ÚwÚ and Murder stay with uWu me, 
Ow ewse I'll caww my bwothew xDD back uWu again, 
And cleave ^-^ to nyo wevenge uWu but Wucius. 
;;w;; TAMOWA. >_> [Aside ^-^ to xDD hew ^-^ sons] What uWu say you, >w< boys? uWu Wiww you >_> abide 
with ^w^ him, 
ÚwÚ Whiwes I >w< go tell my lord OwO the UwU Empewow 
OwO How I ^.^ have guvwn'd ^-^ ouw determin'd jest? 
Yield ^-^ to his humouw, ÚwÚ smooth ÚwÚ and speak him :33 faiw, 
And tawwy with him ÚwÚ tiww I xDD tuwn again. 
;;w;; TITUS. ^-^ [Aside] I knew them aww, >w< though uWu they suppos'd me >_< mad, 
And uWu wiww o'ew weach them in theiw >_> own xDD devices, 
OwO A paiw >_> of x3 cuwsed ;;w;; heww-hounds ÚwÚ and theiw >w< dam. 
uWu DEMETWIUS. ^w^ Madam, xDD depawt at ^-^ pweasuwe; xDD weave OwO us here. 
;;w;; TAMOWA. Faweweww, UwU Andwonyicus, ^w^ Wevenge :3 nyow :33 goes 
ÚwÚ To uWu way :3 a complot ^-^ to :33 betway >w< thy foes. 
;;w;; TITUS. I xDD knyow :3 thou ÚwÚ dost; :3 and, ^w^ sweet UwU Wevenge, faweweww. 
Exit OwO TAMOWA 
CHIWON. >_> Teww >w< us, ^.^ owd man, how uWu shaww ^-^ we >w< be ;;w;; empwoy'd? 
;;w;; TITUS. UwU Tut, I ^.^ have wowk enough uWu fow you ^-^ to do. 
Pubwius, come hithew, UwU Caius, ÚwÚ and Valentine. 

x3 Entew ;;w;; PUBWIUS, ÚwÚ CAIUS, ÚwÚ and xDD VAWENTINyE 

PUBWIUS. What :3 is >_> youw x3 wiww? 
;;w;; TITUS. xDD Knyow you ^.^ these two? 
PUBWIUS. The ÚwÚ Empwess' OwO sons, I UwU take them: Chiwon, Demetwius. 
;;w;; TITUS. :33 Fie, Pubwius, fie! :3 thou art xDD too >w< much deceiv'd. 
The ^-^ onye :3 is Murder, ÚwÚ and Wape :3 is OwO the other's ;;w;; nyame; 
And OwO thewefowe uWu bind ;;w;; them, gentwe x3 Pubwius- 
^-^ Caius ÚwÚ and ^w^ Vawentinye, uWu way ^.^ hands uWu on ^.^ them. 
Oft ^.^ have you heard me ^w^ wish uWu fow such OwO an xDD houw, 
And :3 nyow I find xDD it; OwO thewefowe uWu bind them ;;w;; suwe, 
And xDD stop theiw OwO mouths ^-^ if uWu they begin ^-^ to cry. Exit 
^.^ [They uWu way howd uWu on CHIWON ÚwÚ and DEMETWIUS] 
CHIWON. ÚwÚ Viwwains, ;;w;; fowbeaw! ^-^ we awe OwO the ÚwÚ Empwess' :33 sons. 
PUBWIUS. And OwO thewefowe ^-^ do ^-^ we what ^-^ we awe ^w^ commanded. 
x3 Stop :33 cwose theiw uWu mouths, let them ^.^ nyot speak :3 a :33 wowd. 
^-^ Is ^.^ he ^w^ suwe ÚwÚ bound? Wook UwU that you uWu bind them fast. 

;;w;; We-entew >_> TITUS >_> ANDWONyICUS 
with :3 a ;;w;; knyife, ÚwÚ and uWu WAVINyIA, with :3 a ÚwÚ basin 

;;w;; TITUS. ^w^ Come, xDD come, >_> Wavinyia; look, >w< thy :33 foes awe bound. 
>w< Siws, xDD stop theiw uWu mouths, let them ^.^ nyot speak ^-^ to me; 
But let them hear what xDD feawfuw uWu wowds I utter. 
:3 O viwwains, >w< Chiwon ÚwÚ and Demetwius! 
;;w;; Hewe ^-^ stands OwO the spwing xDD whom you ^.^ have :33 stain'd with :3 mud; 
:3 This ÚwÚ goodwy uWu summew with >_> youw winter xDD mix'd. 
You xDD kiww'd xDD hew ^-^ husband; ÚwÚ and uWu fow UwU that :3 viwe fauwt 
>w< Two >_> of xDD hew bwothews ;;w;; wewe :33 condemn'd ^-^ to >_< death, 
UwU My hand ÚwÚ cut x3 off ÚwÚ and :3 made :3 a >_> mewwy x3 jest; 
Both xDD hew ^w^ sweet x3 hands, xDD hew tongue, ÚwÚ and UwU that ^-^ mowe dear 
>w< Than ^.^ hands ^w^ ow tongue, xDD hew >_> spotwess >_< chastity, 
OwO Inhuman >_< twaitows, you constrain'd ÚwÚ and OwO fowc'd. 
What would you ÚwÚ say, ^-^ if I shouwd let you speak? 
ÚwÚ Viwwains, uWu fow ÚwÚ shame you :33 couwd ^.^ nyot UwU beg uWu fow >_< gwace. 
Hawk, wretches! how I UwU mean ^-^ to :3 mawtyw you. 
:3 This ^-^ onye hand ÚwÚ yet :3 is weft ^-^ to ÚwÚ cut >_> youw thwoats, 
ÚwÚ Whiwes UwU that ^w^ Wavinyia ^w^ 'tween xDD hew :3 stumps doth howd 
The ÚwÚ basin UwU that receives >_> youw OwO guiwty bwood. 
You xDD knyow >_> youw mothew :3 means ^-^ to feast with uWu me, 
And calls x3 hewsewf UwU Wevenge, ÚwÚ and OwO thinks me ^w^ mad. 
Hawk, ^-^ viwwains! I uWu wiww ^.^ gwind >_> youw bones ^-^ to xDD dust, 
And with >_> youw UwU bwood ÚwÚ and ^.^ it I'll ^-^ make :3 a :3 paste; 
And >_> of OwO the UwU paste :3 a ^-^ coffin I uWu wiww weaw, 
And ^-^ make two pasties >_> of >_> youw shameful x3 heads; 
And ;;w;; bid UwU that ^-^ stwumpet, >_> youw x3 unhawwowed dam, 
;;w;; Wike ^-^ to OwO the :3 eawth, swawwow xDD hew >_> own OwO incwease. 
:3 This :3 is OwO the feast UwU that I ^.^ have ;;w;; bid xDD hew ^.^ to, 
And :3 this OwO the ^.^ banquet ^.^ she uWu shaww >w< suwfeit OwO on; 
>_< Fow >_< wowse than Phiwomew you :33 us'd my >_> daughtew, 
And >_< wowse than Progne I uWu wiww >w< be x3 weveng'd. 
And :3 nyow :33 pwepawe >_> youw >w< thwoats. Wavinyia, xDD come, 
;;w;; Weceive OwO the bwood; ÚwÚ and when UwU that uWu they awe OwO dead, 
>_> Wet me >w< go ^.^ gwind theiw bones ^-^ to :3 powdew smaww, 
And with :3 this ^-^ hatefuw :3 wiquow uWu tempew xDD it; 
And in UwU that UwU paste let theiw :3 viwe :3 heads >w< be xDD bak'd. 
^w^ Come, xDD come, >w< be every ^-^ onye officious 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 this UwU banquet, ;;w;; which I ^w^ wish ^-^ may ^w^ pwuv 
Mowe >w< stewn ÚwÚ and bwoody than OwO the Centaurs' ^-^ feast. 
:3 [He ^w^ cuts theiw >_> thwoats] 
>_> So. 
Nyow bwing them ÚwÚ in, uWu fow I uWu wiww xDD pway OwO the xDD cook, 
And UwU see them ready x3 against theiw mothew comes. 
^.^ Exeunt, beawing OwO the UwU dead OwO bodies 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
The couwt >_> of >_< TITUS' house 

x3 Entew >_< Wucius, ^w^ MAWCUS, ÚwÚ and OwO the GOTHS, with >_> AAWON pwisonyew, 
ÚwÚ and his ÚwÚ CHIWD in OwO the ÚwÚ awms >_> of OwO an :33 attendant 

UwU WUCIUS. Uncle Marcus, >_< since 'tis my >_< fathew's :33 mind 
:33 That I wepaiw ^-^ to Wome, I x3 am ÚwÚ content. 
OwO FIWST GOTH. And ^w^ ouws with thinye, befall what >_> fowtunye uWu wiww. 
UwU WUCIUS. Good uncwe, UwU take you in :3 this ^.^ bawbawous Moow, 
:3 This wavenyous >_< tigew, :3 this accursed deviw; 
>_> Wet him weceive nyo ÚwÚ sust'nyance, fetter ^w^ him, 
;;w;; Tiww ^.^ he >w< be ^w^ bwought x3 unto OwO the ÚwÚ Empwess' ;;w;; face 
>_< Fow OwO testimony >_> of xDD hew ;;w;; fouw x3 pwoceedings. 
And UwU see OwO the >_< ambush >_> of ^-^ ouw fwiends >w< be OwO stwong; 
I ;;w;; feaw OwO the UwU Empewow :3 means nyo good ^-^ to ÚwÚ us. 
:3 AAWON. uWu Some ^w^ deviw whisper cuwses in my eaw, 
And :3 pwompt me UwU that my :33 tongue ^-^ may xDD uttew :3 fowth 
The ^.^ venyomous ;;w;; mawice >_> of my ;;w;; swewwing >_< heawt! 
UwU WUCIUS. Away, >_< inhuman dog, x3 unhawwowed slave! 
>w< Siws, ^w^ hewp ^-^ ouw uncwe ^-^ to convey him in. 
>_< Exeunt ÚwÚ GOTHS with :3 AAWON. ^w^ Fwouwish within 
The OwO twumpets show OwO the UwU Empewow :3 is at hand. 

Sound trumpets. x3 Entew >w< SATUWNyINyUS ÚwÚ and 
TAMORA, with ÚwÚ AEMIWIUS, :3 TWIBUNyES, xDD SENyATOWS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews 

;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. >_> What, ;;w;; hath OwO the fiwmament ^-^ mowe suns than ÚwÚ onye? 
UwU WUCIUS. What :33 boots ^.^ it ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to can thyself :3 a :33 sun? 
>_> MAWCUS. :33 Wome's >_< Empewow, ÚwÚ and nephew, >_< bweak OwO the :33 pawwe; 
^.^ These quarrels >w< must >w< be x3 quietwy debated. 
The feast :3 is ready ;;w;; which OwO the ÚwÚ cawefuw UwU Titus 
;;w;; Hath >_> owdain'd ^-^ to OwO an honyouwabwe end, 
>_< Fow :3 peace, uWu fow love, uWu fow uWu weague, ÚwÚ and good ^-^ to Rome. 
UwU Pwease you, ^.^ thewefowe, dwaw uWu nyigh ÚwÚ and UwU take >_> youw >_> pwaces. 
;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. Marcus, ^-^ we uWu wiww. 
;;w;; [A ^-^ tabwe ^w^ bwought in. The >_> company ^-^ sit >w< down] 

^-^ Twumpets sounding, ÚwÚ entew >_> TITUS 
>_< wike :3 a xDD cook, placing OwO the UwU dishes, ÚwÚ and :33 WAVINyIA 
with :3 a >w< veiw xDD uvw xDD hew ^.^ face; ÚwÚ awso OwO YOUNG ÚwÚ WUCIUS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews 

;;w;; TITUS. Wewcome, my ^w^ wowd; welcome, ;;w;; dwead Queen; 
Wewcome, ye ^.^ wawwike >w< Goths; welcome, Lucius; 
And ^-^ wewcome all. UwU Awthough OwO the :33 cheew >w< be xDD poow, 
'Twiww fiww >_> youw ^-^ stomachs; >w< pwease you xDD eat >_> of it. 
;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. UwU Why art :3 thou ;;w;; thus attiw'd, Andronicus? 
;;w;; TITUS. xDD Because I would >w< be ^w^ suwe ^-^ to ^.^ have >w< aww ;;w;; weww 
ÚwÚ To UwU entewtain >_> youw Highness ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_< Empwess. 
;;w;; TAMOWA. We awe OwO behowding ^-^ to you, good Andronicus. 
;;w;; TITUS. An ^-^ if >_> youw Highness knew my xDD heawt, you :3 wewe. 
UwU My lord OwO the >_< Empewow, :3 wesowve me :33 this: 
>_> Was ^.^ it ;;w;; weww x3 donye >_> of wash UwU Viwginyius 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ sway his daughter with his >_> own ^.^ wight ;;w;; hand, 
xDD Because ^.^ she ÚwÚ was enforc'd, stain'd, ÚwÚ and deflower'd? 
;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. ^w^ It OwO was, Andronicus. 
;;w;; TITUS. Your reason, :3 mighty :33 wowd. 
;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. xDD Because OwO the UwU giww shouwd ^.^ nyot uWu suwvive xDD hew shame, 
And uWu by xDD hew :3 pwesence still ^.^ wenyew his :3 sowwows. 
;;w;; TITUS. OwO A reason >w< mighty, ^w^ stwong, ÚwÚ and effectual; 
OwO A :3 pattewn, pwecedent, ÚwÚ and lively ;;w;; wawwant 
>_< Fow uWu me, UwU most :3 wwetched, ^-^ to OwO pewfowm OwO the like. 
^w^ Die, x3 die, Wavinyia, ÚwÚ and >w< thy ÚwÚ shame with thee; :3 [He kiwws :3 hew] 
And with >w< thy ÚwÚ shame >w< thy >_< fathew's UwU sowwow >_< die! 
;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. What x3 hast :3 thou >_< donye, uWu unnyatuwaw ÚwÚ and unkind? 
;;w;; TITUS. Kill'd xDD hew uWu fow xDD whom my ;;w;; teaws ^.^ have :3 made me blind. 
I x3 am as :3 woefuw as UwU Viwginyius OwO was, 
And ^.^ have :3 a ^w^ thousand xDD times ^-^ mowe cause than ^.^ he 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ do :3 this ^-^ outwage; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 nyow :3 is >w< donye. 
;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. >_> What, ÚwÚ was ^.^ she ravish'd? >_> Teww ^-^ who >_> did OwO the :3 deed. 
;;w;; TITUS. x3 Wiww't >w< pwease you eat? x3 Wiww't >w< pwease >_> youw Highness >_> feed? 
;;w;; TAMOWA. UwU Why x3 hast :3 thou OwO swain UwU thinye only daughter ^.^ thus? 
;;w;; TITUS. :3 Nyot I; 'twas >w< Chiwon ÚwÚ and Demetwius. 
^.^ They ;;w;; wavish'd UwU hew, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cut away xDD hew UwU tongue; 
And uWu they, 'twas uWu they, UwU that >_> did xDD hew >w< aww :3 this ^.^ wwong. 
;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. Go, ÚwÚ fetch them UwU hithew ^-^ to OwO us >_> pwesentwy. 
;;w;; TITUS. ÚwÚ Why, there uWu they awe, uWu both ÚwÚ baked in :3 this UwU pie, 
^.^ Wheweof theiw mothew UwU daintiwy ;;w;; hath fed, 
>_> Eating OwO the ^.^ fwesh UwU that ^.^ she x3 hewsewf ;;w;; hath >_> bwed. 
^.^ 'Tis true, 'tis ÚwÚ twue: witness my knife's shawp point. 
:3 [He ;;w;; stabs OwO the OwO EMPWESS] 
;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. ^w^ Die, >_> fwantic >_< wwetch, uWu fow :3 this accursed deed! 
:3 [He ;;w;; stabs ÚwÚ TITUS] 
UwU WUCIUS. ^w^ Can OwO the son's eye >w< behowd his fathew >_> bweed? 
There's meed uWu fow xDD meed, death uWu fow :3 a >_> deadwy :3 deed. 
:3 [He ;;w;; stabs ;;w;; SATUWNyINyUS. OwO A gweat tumuwt. ÚwÚ WUCIUS, 
^w^ MAWCUS, ÚwÚ and theiw fwiends >w< go OwO up OwO into OwO the >_< bawcony] 
>_> MAWCUS. You OwO sad-fac'd ^-^ men, ^w^ peopwe ÚwÚ and >_< sons >_> of Wome, 
By uproars sevew'd, as :3 a flight >_> of ;;w;; foww 
ÚwÚ Scattew'd uWu by x3 winds ÚwÚ and UwU high >w< tempestuous >w< gusts? 
:33 O, let me teach you how ^-^ to xDD knyit UwU again 
:3 This ;;w;; scattewed >w< cown OwO into ^-^ onye OwO mutuaw xDD sheaf, 
^.^ These ^w^ bwoken wimbs UwU again OwO into ^-^ onye body; 
Lest >_> Wome x3 hewsewf >w< be xDD banye x3 unto herself, 
And ^.^ she xDD whom :3 mighty xDD kingdoms ^w^ cuwtsy ^.^ to, 
;;w;; Wike :3 a >w< fowwown ÚwÚ and desperate OwO castaway, 
Do shameful >_> execution uWu on :33 hewsewf. 
But ^-^ if my ^.^ fwosty signs ÚwÚ and :33 chaps >_> of ^-^ age, 
x3 Gwave :33 witnyesses >_> of OwO twue experience, 
Cannyot ;;w;; induce you ^-^ to ^.^ attend my x3 wowds, 
uWu [To Wucius] xDD Speak, :33 Wome's dear OwO fwiend, as :33 ewst ^-^ ouw ;;w;; ancestow, 
When with his sowemn :33 tongue ^.^ he >_> did :3 discouwse 
ÚwÚ To >_> wuv-sick ;;w;; Dido's >_> sad :33 attending ear 
The story >_> of UwU that xDD bawefuw burning night, 
When subtle ÚwÚ Gweeks UwU suwpwis'd UwU King ^w^ Pwiam's >w< Twoy. 
>_> Teww OwO us what Sinyon ;;w;; hath uWu bewitch'd ^-^ ouw eaws, 
Ow ^-^ who ;;w;; hath ^w^ bwought OwO the :33 fataw ^-^ enginye in 
:33 That gives ^-^ ouw Twoy, ^-^ ouw Wome, OwO the civil wound. 
UwU My OwO heawt :3 is ^.^ nyot xDD compact >_> of fwint :3 nyow steel; 
Nyow can I xDD uttew >w< aww ^-^ ouw :33 bittew gwief, 
But floods >_> of ;;w;; teaws uWu wiww drown my owatowy 
And >_< bweak my >_< utt'wance, x3 even in OwO the UwU time 
When ^.^ it shouwd move ye ^-^ to ^.^ attend me ÚwÚ most, 
And x3 fowce you ^-^ to commiseration. 
Here's :33 Wome's x3 young x3 Captain, let him tell OwO the tawe; 
OwO Whiwe I ^.^ stand uWu by ÚwÚ and weep ^-^ to hear him speak. 
UwU WUCIUS. >_> Then, >_< gwacious ;;w;; auditowy, >w< be ^.^ it OwO knyown ^-^ to you 
:33 That >w< Chiwon ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 damn'd :3 Demetwius 
Were uWu they UwU that muwd'wed ^-^ ouw Emperor's brother; 
And uWu they ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe UwU that ravished ^-^ ouw sistew. 
>_< Fow theiw feww faults ^-^ ouw bwothews ;;w;; wewe >_< beheaded, 
Our >_< fathew's ;;w;; teaws OwO despis'd, ÚwÚ and basewy cozen'd 
x3 Of UwU that OwO twue hand UwU that xDD fought :33 Wome's >_< quawwew >_< out 
And x3 sent xDD hew >_> enyemies x3 unto OwO the ^-^ gwave. 
Wastwy, ^-^ mysewf UwU unkindwy UwU banyished, 
The ^w^ gates OwO shut uWu on uWu me, ÚwÚ and tuwn'd weeping out, 
ÚwÚ To UwU beg ^w^ wewief UwU among :33 Wome's enemies; 
OwO Who ÚwÚ dwown'd theiw :33 enmity in my OwO twue >_< teaws, 
And UwU op'd theiw ÚwÚ awms ^-^ to ^w^ embwace me as :3 a >w< fwiend. 
I x3 am OwO the ;;w;; tuwnyed >w< fowth, >w< be ^.^ it OwO knyown ^-^ to you, 
:33 That ^.^ have :33 pwesewv'd xDD hew :3 wewfawe in my UwU bwood 
And ^-^ fwom xDD hew uWu bosom took OwO the enemy's ^w^ point, 
UwU Sheathing OwO the >_< steew in my advent'rous ÚwÚ body. 
Alas! you xDD knyow I x3 am nyo :33 vauntew, I; 
UwU My ;;w;; scaws can ;;w;; witnyess, OwO dumb although uWu they awe, 
:33 That my wepowt :3 is ^.^ just ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of :33 twuth. 
But, ^.^ soft! >w< methinks I ^-^ do >_> digwess xDD too xDD much, 
:33 Citing my ^.^ wowthwess :3 pwaise. :33 O, pawdon UwU me! 
>_< Fow when nyo fwiends awe >_> by, x3 men UwU pwaise :3 themsewves. 
>_> MAWCUS. Nyow :3 is my xDD tuwn ^-^ to speak. ÚwÚ Behowd OwO the chiwd. 
>_> [Pointing ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ CHIWD in OwO an UwU attendant's arms] 
x3 Of :3 this ÚwÚ was xDD Tamowa ;;w;; dewivewed, 
The xDD issue >_> of OwO an ^.^ iwwewigious Moow, 
:3 Chief architect ÚwÚ and xDD pwottew >_> of ^.^ these ÚwÚ woes. 
The villain :3 is x3 awive in Titus' OwO house, 
OwO Damn'd as ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ^-^ to witness :3 this :3 is true. 
Nyow ;;w;; judge what cause xDD had UwU Titus ^-^ to wevenge 
^.^ These ^-^ wwongs ^w^ unspeakabwe, ÚwÚ past >_> patience, 
Ow ^-^ mowe than ^-^ any :3 wiving man :33 couwd OwO beaw. 
Nyow ^.^ have you heard OwO the twuth: what uWu say you, Romans? 
>_< Have ^-^ we x3 donye >w< aught amiss, show OwO us whewein, 
And, ^-^ fwom OwO the place xDD whewe you >w< behowd OwO us pweading, 
The UwU poow remainder >_> of Andronici 
:3 Wiww, hand in ;;w;; hand, >w< aww >_> headwong huww >w< ouwsewves, 
And uWu on OwO the ^.^ wagged >w< stonyes beat :3 fowth ^-^ ouw souls, 
And ^-^ make :3 a OwO mutuaw :3 cwosuwe >_> of ^-^ ouw >_< house. 
xDD Speak, uWu Womans, >_< speak; ÚwÚ and ^-^ if you uWu say ^-^ we ^-^ shaww, 
:33 Wo, hand in ;;w;; hand, Wucius ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww OwO faww. 
OwO AEMIWIUS. ^w^ Come, xDD come, :3 thou OwO wevewend man >_> of Wome, 
And bwing ^-^ ouw UwU Empewow gently in >w< thy ;;w;; hand, 
Wucius ^-^ ouw Empewow; uWu fow ;;w;; weww I xDD knyow 
The ^w^ common >w< voice ^-^ do x3 cwy ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ so. 
ALL. >_< Wucius, >w< aww >_> haiw, :33 Wome's :33 woyaw UwU Empewow! 
>_> MAWCUS. Go, >w< go OwO into ^.^ owd Titus' sorrowful OwO house, 
And UwU hithew hale UwU that misbewieving Moor 
ÚwÚ To >w< be UwU adjudg'd >w< some >_< diwefuw slaught'ring >_< death, 
UwU As punishment uWu fow his UwU most ;;w;; wicked wife. >_< Exeunt >w< some 
attendants. ÚwÚ WUCIUS, ^w^ MAWCUS, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ othews >_> descend 
ALL. >_< Wucius, >w< aww >_> haiw, :33 Wome's >_< gwacious ÚwÚ guvwnyow! 
UwU WUCIUS. ÚwÚ Thanks, gentwe Romans! May I :33 guvwn OwO so 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ heaw :33 Wome's UwU hawms ÚwÚ and wipe away xDD hew woe! 
But, gentwe ;;w;; peopwe, ^w^ give me ^-^ aim uWu awhiwe, 
>_< Fow ^-^ nyatuwe ^-^ puts me ^-^ to :3 a :33 heavy task. 
Stand >w< aww ;;w;; awoof; ;;w;; but, uncwe, dwaw you ;;w;; nyeaw 
ÚwÚ To shed ^w^ obsequious ;;w;; teaws x3 upon :3 this :33 twunk. 
:33 O, UwU take :3 this warm ÚwÚ kiss uWu on >w< thy OwO pawe x3 cowd lips. OwO [Kisses ÚwÚ TITUS] 
^.^ These sorrowful ^.^ dwops x3 upon >w< thy blood-stain'd ;;w;; face, 
The last OwO twue ;;w;; duties >_> of >w< thy x3 nyobwe >_< son! 
>_> MAWCUS. >_< Teaw uWu fow >w< teaw ÚwÚ and :33 woving ÚwÚ kiss uWu fow ÚwÚ kiss 
x3 Thy bwothew Mawcus >_< tendews uWu on >w< thy lips. 
:33 O, ;;w;; wewe OwO the sum >_> of ^.^ these UwU that I shouwd pay 
Countwess ÚwÚ and ^-^ infinyite, ÚwÚ yet would I pay them! 
UwU WUCIUS. Come hithew, >w< boy; xDD come, xDD come, xDD come, ÚwÚ and learn >_> of OwO us 
ÚwÚ To OwO mewt in showers. x3 Thy :3 gwandsiwe :33 wov'd ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww; 
>_> Many :3 a UwU time ^.^ he danc'd ÚwÚ thee uWu on his xDD knyee, 
x3 Sung ÚwÚ thee asweep, his :33 woving uWu bweast >w< thy piwwow; 
>_> Many :3 a story ;;w;; hath ^.^ he told ^-^ to ^.^ thee, 
And ;;w;; bid ÚwÚ thee bear his pwetty tales in :33 mind 
And talk >_> of them when ^.^ he ÚwÚ was UwU dead ÚwÚ and gone. 
>_> MAWCUS. OwO How many ^w^ thousand xDD times ;;w;; hath ^.^ these UwU poow wips, 
When uWu they ;;w;; wewe living, wawm'd themsewves uWu on x3 thinye! 
:33 O, nyow, ^w^ sweet OwO boy, ^w^ give them theiw :3 watest :3 kiss! 
UwU Bid him faweweww; commit him ^-^ to OwO the grave; 
Do them UwU that >_> kindnyess, ÚwÚ and UwU take xDD weave >_> of ^.^ them. 
>_< BOY. :3 O grandsire, ÚwÚ gwandsiwe! :3 ev'n with >w< aww my OwO heawt 
Wouwd I ;;w;; wewe OwO dead, OwO so you >_> did live ^-^ again! 
:3 O :3 Wowd, I cannyot speak ^-^ to him uWu fow ^w^ weeping; 
UwU My ;;w;; teaws uWu wiww uWu choke uWu me, ^-^ if I ;;w;; ope my UwU mouth. 

;;w;; We-entew attendants with >_> AAWON 

OwO A >w< WOMAN. You >_> sad Andronici, ^.^ have x3 donye with ;;w;; woes; 
>w< Give >_< sentence uWu on OwO the :33 execwabwe ÚwÚ wwetch 
:33 That ;;w;; hath >_< been ÚwÚ bweedew >_> of ^.^ these x3 diwe :33 events. 
UwU WUCIUS. ÚwÚ Set him breast-deep in :3 eawth, ÚwÚ and :3 famish him; 
Thewe let him ^.^ stand ÚwÚ and rave ÚwÚ and x3 cwy uWu fow food. 
>w< If ^-^ any ^-^ onye relieves ^w^ ow UwU pities ^w^ him, 
>_< Fow OwO the OwO offence ^.^ he :3 dies. :3 This :3 is ^-^ ouw >w< doom. 
uWu Some stay ^-^ to UwU see him fast'ned in OwO the xDD eawth. 
:3 AAWON. xDD Ah, x3 why shouwd ^w^ wwath >w< be ^-^ mute ÚwÚ and :3 fuwy ^w^ dumb? 
I x3 am nyo baby, OwO I, UwU that with base ;;w;; pwayews 
I shouwd ^w^ wepent OwO the x3 eviws I ^.^ have done; 
xDD Ten ^w^ thousand >_< wowse than >w< evew ÚwÚ yet I >_> did 
Wouwd I ;;w;; pewfowm, ^-^ if I UwU might ^.^ have my uWu wiww. 
>w< If ^-^ onye good deed in >w< aww my life I :33 did, 
I ^-^ do ^w^ wepent ^.^ it ^-^ fwom my vewy ÚwÚ souw. 
UwU WUCIUS. uWu Some :33 woving fwiends convey OwO the UwU Empewow hence, 
And ^w^ give him burial in his >_< fathew's ^-^ gwave. 
UwU My fathew ÚwÚ and ^w^ Wavinyia uWu shaww >_> fowthwith 
Be >_< cwosed in ^-^ ouw xDD househowd's monument. 
UwU As uWu fow UwU that wavenyous >_< tigew, ÚwÚ Tamowa, 
:3 Nyo >_> funyewaw rite, :3 nyow man in ÚwÚ mouwnying weed, 
:3 Nyo xDD mouwnfuw beww uWu shaww ring xDD hew UwU buwiaw; 
But thwow xDD hew :3 fowth ^-^ to ^.^ beasts ÚwÚ and :33 biwds ^-^ to >w< pwey. 
Her life ÚwÚ was >_> beastwy ÚwÚ and ^.^ devoid >_> of pity, 
And being OwO dead, let :33 biwds uWu on xDD hew UwU take ;;w;; pity. >_< Exeunt 

OwO THE ^.^ END 



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^-^ 1602 

OwO THE :3 HISTOWY >_< OF TROILUS AND xDD CWESSIDA 

uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe 


DRAMATIS ^.^ PEWSONyAE 

UwU PWIAM, UwU King >_> of ^-^ Twoy 

His ^-^ sons: 
HECTOR 
TROILUS 
PARIS 
UwU DEIPHOBUS 
HELENUS 

^-^ MAWGAWEWON, :3 a xDD bastawd :3 son >_> of Priam 

>_< Twojan ;;w;; commandews: 
AENEAS 
;;w;; ANTENyOW 

CALCHAS, :3 a >_< Twojan :33 pwiest, ^-^ taking part with OwO the ÚwÚ Gweeks 
:3 PANDAWUS, uncwe ^-^ to :33 Cwessida 
x3 AGAMEMNyON, OwO the UwU Gweek ^w^ genyewaw 
MENELAUS, his bwothew 

UwU Gweek ;;w;; commandews: 
ÚwÚ ACHIWWES 
^.^ AJAX 
>w< UWYSSES 
NESTOR 
ÚwÚ DIOMEDES 
;;w;; PATWOCWUS 

THEWSITES, :3 a ^w^ defowmed ÚwÚ and scurrilous UwU Gweek 
ALEXANDER, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to :33 Cwessida 
^.^ SEWVANT ^-^ to Troilus 
^.^ SEWVANT ^-^ to Paris 
^.^ SEWVANT ^-^ to OwO Diomedes 

OwO HEWEN, UwU wife ^-^ to Menelaus 
^-^ ANDWOMACHE, UwU wife ^-^ to >_< Hectow 
UwU CASSANDWA, daughter ^-^ to Priam, :3 a prophetess 
>_< CWESSIDA, daughter ^-^ to Calchas 

>_< Twojan ÚwÚ and UwU Gweek ;;w;; Sowdiews, ÚwÚ and x3 Attendants 

SCENyE: 
^-^ Twoy ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU Gweek ^-^ camp before ^.^ it 

^-^ PWOWOGUE 
TROILUS AND xDD CWESSIDA 
^-^ PWOWOGUE 

UwU In Twoy, there :3 wies OwO the >_> scenye. From ÚwÚ iswes >_> of Greece 
The princes owgiwwous, theiw UwU high UwU bwood chaf'd, 
>_< Have ^-^ to OwO the powt >_> of :33 Athens x3 sent theiw ^-^ ships 
;;w;; Fwaught with OwO the ^.^ minyistews ÚwÚ and xDD instwuments 
x3 Of x3 cwuew waw. Sixty ÚwÚ and :33 nyinye UwU that :33 wowe 
Their cwownyets uWu wegaw ^-^ fwom th' Athenyian :33 bay 
x3 Put :3 fowth towawd Phwygia; ÚwÚ and theiw x3 vow :3 is :3 made 
ÚwÚ To wansack Twoy, within uWu whose >w< stwong :33 immuwes 
The ;;w;; wavish'd >_< Hewen, Menyewaus' queen, 
x3 With >_< wanton Paris sleeps-and that's OwO the UwU quawwew. 
ÚwÚ To >_> Tenyedos uWu they xDD come, 
And OwO the ^.^ deep-dwawing >w< bawks ^-^ do there ;;w;; disgowge 
Their xDD waw-wike >_> fwaughtage. Nyow uWu on OwO Dawdan xDD pwains 
The ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet unbruised ÚwÚ Gweeks ^-^ do :3 pitch 
Their bwave >w< paviwions: ^w^ Pwiam's ÚwÚ six-gated >_< city, 
UwU Dawdan, ÚwÚ and Tymbwia, Hewias, ^-^ Chetas, :33 Twoien, 
And Antenyowides, with xDD massy uWu stapwes 
And corresponsive ÚwÚ and :3 fuwfiwwing bowts, 
Speww OwO up OwO the >_< sons >_> of >w< Twoy. 
Nyow ÚwÚ expectation, UwU tickwing :33 skittish uWu spiwits 
uWu On ^-^ onye ÚwÚ and uWu othew >w< side, >_> Twoyan ÚwÚ and Greek, 
^w^ Sets >w< aww uWu on UwU hazawd-and UwU hithew x3 am I come 
OwO A Prologue arm'd, uWu but ^.^ nyot in >_< confidence 
x3 Of author's ;;w;; pen ^w^ ow >w< actow's OwO voice, uWu but suited 
UwU In >_< wike >_< conditions as ^-^ ouw ^.^ awgument, 
ÚwÚ To tell you, fair :33 behowdews, UwU that ^-^ ouw xDD pway 
Leaps o'ew OwO the vaunt ÚwÚ and :33 fiwstwings >_> of x3 those :3 bwoiws, 
Beginning in OwO the OwO middwe; >_> stawting ^.^ thence ^w^ away, 
ÚwÚ To what ^-^ may >w< be ^-^ digested in :3 a play. 
;;w;; Wike ^w^ ow find fault; ^-^ do as >_> youw ÚwÚ pweasuwes ;;w;; awe; 
Nyow good ^w^ ow :33 bad, 'tis uWu but OwO the uWu chance >_> of waw. 




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^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. 
>w< Twoy. Before PWIAM'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew TROILUS >_> awmed, ÚwÚ and >w< PANDAWUS 

>_< TWOIWUS. ^-^ Caww here my varlet; I'll unarm again. 
UwU Why shouwd I OwO waw ^-^ without OwO the >_< wawws >_> of ^-^ Twoy 
:33 That find such x3 cwuew ^-^ battwe here >_< within? 
>_> Each >_> Twoyan UwU that :3 is ^w^ mastew >_> of his xDD heawt, 
>_> Wet him ^-^ to OwO fiewd; ^w^ Twoiwus, alas, ;;w;; hath nyonye! 
^w^ PANDAWUS. uWu Wiww :3 this ;;w;; geaw :33 nye'ew >w< be ^w^ mended? 
>_< TWOIWUS. The ÚwÚ Gweeks awe ^w^ stwong, ÚwÚ and >w< skiwfuw ^-^ to theiw UwU stwength, 
:3 Fiewce ^-^ to theiw skill, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to theiw fierceness :3 vawiant; 
But I x3 am x3 weakew than :3 a :3 woman's tear, 
ÚwÚ Tamew than >w< sweep, >_< fondew than :33 ignyowance, 
Less ÚwÚ vawiant than OwO the ;;w;; viwgin in OwO the night, 
And skilless as ^.^ unpwactis'd >_> infancy. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. Weww, I ^.^ have told you enough >_> of ^.^ this; uWu fow my UwU pawt, 
I'll ^.^ nyot meddle :3 nyow ^-^ make nyo ÚwÚ fawthew. ÚwÚ He UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ have :3 a uWu cake 
>_< out >_> of OwO the ^w^ wheat >w< must ^.^ nyeeds tawwy OwO the ^.^ gwinding. 
>_< TWOIWUS. >_< Have I ^.^ nyot tawwied? 
^w^ PANDAWUS. >w< Ay, OwO the gwinding; uWu but you >w< must tawwy OwO the ^.^ bowting. 
>_< TWOIWUS. >_< Have I ^.^ nyot tawwied? 
^w^ PANDAWUS. >w< Ay, OwO the bolting; uWu but you >w< must tawwy OwO the :3 weavenying. 
>_< TWOIWUS. OwO Stiww ^.^ have I tawwied. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. >w< Ay, ^-^ to OwO the leavening; uWu but >w< hewe's ÚwÚ yet in OwO the >_> wowd 
'heweaftew' OwO the ÚwÚ knyeading, OwO the :33 making >_> of OwO the >_> cake, OwO the heating 
>_> of OwO the oven, ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 baking; xDD nyay, you >w< must stay OwO the cooling UwU too, 
^w^ ow you ^-^ may uWu chance ^-^ to >_< buwn >_> youw lips. 
>_< TWOIWUS. uWu Patience herself, what :3 goddess e'ew ^.^ she ^.^ be, 
^-^ Doth ^.^ wessew bwench at ^w^ suff'wance than I do. 
^.^ At ^w^ Pwiam's :33 woyaw ^-^ tabwe ^-^ do I sit; 
And when fair >w< Cwessid comes OwO into my >_< thoughts- 
UwU So, >w< twaitow, then ^.^ she comes when ^.^ she :3 is >_> thence. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. Weww, ^.^ she ^.^ wook'd :33 yestewnyight ^-^ faiwew than >w< evew I ^-^ saw xDD hew 
look, ^w^ ow ^-^ any ^-^ woman >w< ewse. 
>_< TWOIWUS. I ÚwÚ was about ^-^ to tell ÚwÚ thee: when my xDD heawt, 
UwU As >_> wedged with :3 a >w< sigh, would OwO wive in OwO twain, 
Lest >_< Hectow ^w^ ow my fathew shouwd pewceive uWu me, 
I x3 have, as when OwO the >_< sun doth ^.^ wight :3 a storm, 
^w^ Buwied :3 this sigh in wwinkwe >_> of :3 a smile. 
But UwU sowwow UwU that :3 is couch'd in seeming gladness 
^-^ Is >_< wike UwU that uWu miwth >w< fate ;;w;; tuwns ^-^ to ^w^ sudden UwU sadnyess. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. An xDD hew >_< haiw ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot uWu somewhat darker than Helen's- well, 
>w< go UwU to- there ;;w;; wewe nyo ^-^ mowe :3 compawison :3 between OwO the >w< women. But, uWu fow 
my UwU pawt, ^.^ she :3 is my kinswoman; I would ;;w;; nyot, as uWu they term it, 
UwU pwaise UwU hew, uWu but I would >_< somebody xDD had heard xDD hew talk x3 yestewday, as 
I ÚwÚ did. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot dispwaise >_> youw ^-^ sistew ^-^ Cassandwa's >_> wit; >_< but- 
>_< TWOIWUS. :3 O UwU Pandawus! I tell ^.^ thee, Pandawus- 
When I ^-^ do tell ÚwÚ thee there my OwO hopes lie ÚwÚ dwown'd, 
^w^ Wepwy ^.^ nyot in how many ^w^ fathoms ^-^ deep 
^.^ They lie >_> indwench'd. I tell ÚwÚ thee I x3 am mad 
UwU In ÚwÚ Cwessid's wuv. Thou :3 answew'st ÚwÚ 'She :3 is xDD faiw'- 
:33 Pouwest in OwO the open uwcew >_> of my >_> heawt- 
Her >_> eyes, xDD hew >_> haiw, xDD hew cheek, xDD hew ^-^ gait, xDD hew OwO voice, 
OwO Handwest in >w< thy ^w^ discouwse. :33 O, UwU that xDD hew ;;w;; hand, 
UwU In uWu whose :3 compawison >w< aww x3 whites awe ink 
>w< Wwiting theiw >_> own >w< wepwoach; ^-^ to uWu whose ^.^ soft ^-^ seizuwe 
The cygnyet's ;;w;; down :3 is xDD hawsh, ÚwÚ and spirit >_> of :33 sense 
xDD Hawd as OwO the pawm >_> of ^w^ pwoughman! :3 This :3 thou >_> teww'st uWu me, 
UwU As OwO twue :3 thou >_> teww'st uWu me, when I uWu say I love UwU hew; 
But, ^.^ saying thus, :33 instead >_> of uWu oiw ÚwÚ and x3 bawm, 
Thou uWu way'st in every >_> gash UwU that love ;;w;; hath >w< given me 
The :33 knyife UwU that :3 made it. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. I speak nyo ^-^ mowe than :33 twuth. 
>_< TWOIWUS. Thou OwO dost ^.^ nyot speak OwO so ^w^ much. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. OwO Faith, I'll ^.^ nyot meddle in it. >_> Wet xDD hew >w< be as ^.^ she UwU is: ^-^ if 
^.^ she >w< be :33 faiw, 'tis OwO the better uWu fow UwU hew; OwO an ^.^ she >w< be ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ she >_> has OwO the 
:33 mends in xDD hew >_> own hands. 
>_< TWOIWUS. Good UwU Pandawus! OwO How nyow, UwU Pandawus! 
^w^ PANDAWUS. I ^.^ have xDD had my >_< wabouw uWu fow my travail, i-iww ^w^ thought uWu on >_> of 
xDD hew ÚwÚ and i-iww ^w^ thought uWu on >_> of OwO you; gonye :3 between ÚwÚ and >_> between, uWu but 
small ^w^ thanks uWu fow my xDD wabouw. 
>_< TWOIWUS. >_> What, art :3 thou :33 angwy, ;;w;; Pandawus? >_> What, with x3 me? 
^w^ PANDAWUS. xDD Because she's uWu kin ^-^ to uWu me, OwO thewefowe she's ^.^ nyot OwO so fair as 
^.^ Hewen. An ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot uWu kin ^-^ to uWu me, ^.^ she would >w< be as fair :3 a Friday 
as Hewen :3 is uWu on OwO Sunday. But what cawe x3 I? I cawe ^.^ nyot OwO an ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe :3 a 
blackamoor; 'tis >w< aww ^-^ onye ^-^ to >_> me. 
>_< TWOIWUS. Say I ^.^ she :3 is ^.^ nyot faiw? 
^w^ PANDAWUS. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot cawe whethew you ^-^ do ^w^ ow nyo. x3 She's :3 a OwO foow ^-^ to stay 
>_> behind xDD hew father. >_> Wet xDD hew ^-^ to OwO the >_< Gweeks; ÚwÚ and OwO so I'll tell xDD hew 
OwO the next UwU time I UwU see :3 hew. >_< Fow my UwU pawt, I'll meddle :3 nyow ^-^ make nyo 
^-^ mowe >w< i' th' OwO mattew. 
>_< TWOIWUS. UwU Pandawus! 
^w^ PANDAWUS. :3 Nyot :3 I. 
>_< TWOIWUS. ^.^ Sweet UwU Pandawus! 
^w^ PANDAWUS. ;;w;; Pway you, speak nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to :3 me: I uWu wiww xDD weave >w< aww 
as I ;;w;; found it, ÚwÚ and there OwO an OwO end. UwU Exit. Sound :3 awawum 
>_< TWOIWUS. Peace, you ungwacious cwamouws! Peace, wude sounds! 
ÚwÚ Foows uWu on uWu both OwO sides! Hewen >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >w< be :33 faiw, 
When with >_> youw UwU bwood you ;;w;; daiwy x3 paint xDD hew OwO thus. 
I cannyot fight x3 upon :3 this argument; 
^w^ It :3 is xDD too >w< stawv'd :3 a :33 subject uWu fow my ^w^ swowd. 
But ;;w;; Pandawus-O >_< gods, how ^-^ do you pwague UwU me! 
I cannyot come ^-^ to >w< Cwessid uWu but uWu by Pandaw; 
And :33 he's as OwO tetchy ^-^ to >w< be woo'd ^-^ to ^w^ woo 
UwU As ^.^ she :3 is UwU stubbown-chaste x3 against >w< aww ;;w;; suit. 
>_> Teww uWu me, :3 Apowwo, uWu fow >w< thy :33 Daphnye's love, 
What >w< Cwessid ;;w;; is, what xDD Pandaw, ÚwÚ and what >_> we? 
Her bed :3 is ÚwÚ India; there ^.^ she :3 wies, :3 a pearl; 
>w< Between ^-^ ouw x3 Iwium ÚwÚ and xDD whewe ^.^ she UwU wesides 
>_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be xDD caww'd OwO the wiwd ÚwÚ and uWu wand'wing OwO fwood; 
>w< Ouwsewf OwO the merchant, ÚwÚ and :3 this ^w^ saiwing uWu Pandaw 
Our doubtfuw hope, ^-^ ouw convoy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw bark. 

Awawum. x3 Entew AENEAS 

AENEAS. OwO How nyow, Prince ÚwÚ Twoiwus! >w< Whewefowe ^.^ nyot afiewd? 
>_< TWOIWUS. xDD Because ^.^ nyot ^.^ thewe. :3 This :3 woman's ÚwÚ answew sowts, 
>_< Fow womanish ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ fwom >_> thence. 
What UwU nyews, Aeneas, ^-^ fwom OwO the field uWu to-day? 
AENEAS. :33 That Paris :3 is wetuwnyed home, ÚwÚ and :33 huwt. 
>_< TWOIWUS. By whom, ^.^ Aenyeas? 
AENEAS. ^w^ Twoiwus, uWu by Menyewaus. 
>_< TWOIWUS. >_> Wet Paris bleed: 'tis uWu but :3 a >_> scaw ^-^ to UwU scown; 
Paris :3 is x3 gow'd with Menyewaus' xDD hown. [Alarum] 
AENEAS. UwU Hawk what good uWu spowt :3 is >_< out >_> of ^-^ town xDD to-day! 
>_< TWOIWUS. >_< Bettew at home, ^-^ if :3 'wouwd I might' ;;w;; wewe 'may.' 
But ^-^ to OwO the uWu spowt abwoad. uWu Awe you bound ^w^ thithew? 
AENEAS. UwU In >w< aww swift UwU haste. 
>_< TWOIWUS. ^w^ Come, >w< go ^-^ we then >w< togethew. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. 
>w< Twoy. OwO A uWu stweet 

x3 Entew xDD CWESSIDA ÚwÚ and xDD hew man ALEXANDER 

CRESSIDA. OwO Who ;;w;; wewe x3 those went ^-^ by? 
AWEXANDEW. Queen ^.^ Hecuba ÚwÚ and ^.^ Hewen. 
CRESSIDA. And :33 whithew >w< go OwO they? 
AWEXANDEW. :33 Up ^-^ to OwO the eastewn tower, 
uWu Whose >_< height ÚwÚ commands as :33 subject >w< aww OwO the vawe, 
ÚwÚ To UwU see OwO the x3 battwe. xDD Hectow, uWu whose >_< patience 
^-^ Is as :3 a :3 viwtue xDD fix'd, OwO to-day ÚwÚ was mov'd. 
ÚwÚ He xDD chid >w< Andwomache, ÚwÚ and struck his awmouwew; 
And, >_< wike as there ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; husbandwy in war, 
Before OwO the >_< sun wose ^.^ he ÚwÚ was >_> hawnyess'd >_< wight, 
And ^-^ to OwO the field :33 goes xDD he; xDD whewe every flower 
OwO Did as :3 a prophet weep what ^.^ it fowesaw 
UwU In Hector's :3 wwath. 
CRESSIDA. What ÚwÚ was his cause >_> of ÚwÚ angew? 
AWEXANDEW. The ^w^ nyoise >_> goes, :33 this: there :3 is UwU among OwO the ÚwÚ Gweeks 
OwO A lord >_> of >_> Twoyan blood, nyephew ^-^ to :3 Hectow; 
^.^ They caww him Ajax. 
CRESSIDA. ^.^ Good; ÚwÚ and what >_> of OwO him? 
AWEXANDEW. ^.^ They uWu say ^.^ he :3 is :3 a vewy man pew :3 se, 
And ^-^ stands awonye. 
CRESSIDA. ^w^ So ^-^ do >w< aww ^-^ men, unwess uWu they awe >w< dwunk, >_< sick, ^w^ ow ^.^ have nyo 
wegs. 
AWEXANDEW. :3 This man, >w< wady, ;;w;; hath ;;w;; wobb'd many ^.^ beasts >_> of theiw 
pawticuwaw UwU additions: ^.^ he :3 is as ÚwÚ vawiant as :3 a ;;w;; wion, :33 chuwwish as OwO the 
^-^ beaw, uWu swow as OwO the :33 ewephant-a man OwO into xDD whom ^-^ nyatuwe ;;w;; hath OwO so ^.^ cwowded 
uWu humouws UwU that his valour :3 is uWu cwush'd OwO into folly, his ^.^ fowwy sauced 
with discretion. Thewe :3 is nyo man ;;w;; hath :3 a :3 viwtue UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot :3 a 
:33 gwimpse :33 of, :3 nyow ^-^ any man OwO an ^.^ attaint uWu but ^.^ he >_> cawwies >w< some :33 stain >_> of 
xDD it; ^.^ he :3 is >_> mewanchowy ^-^ without cause ÚwÚ and >_> mewwy x3 against OwO the hair; ^.^ he 
;;w;; hath OwO the joints >_> of every uWu thing; uWu but OwO evewything OwO so >_< out >_> of >_< joint 
UwU that ^.^ he :3 is :3 a gouty Briareus, many ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and nyo use, ^w^ ow puwbwind 
Awgus, >w< aww eyes ÚwÚ and nyo ^w^ sight. 
CRESSIDA. But how shouwd :3 this man, UwU that makes me >_> smiwe, ^-^ make >_< Hectow 
angwy? 
AWEXANDEW. ^.^ They uWu say ^.^ he yesterday ÚwÚ cop'd >_< Hectow in OwO the ^-^ battwe ÚwÚ and 
struck him down, OwO the >w< disdain ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ shame ^w^ wheweof ;;w;; hath >w< evew >_< since 
^-^ kept >_< Hectow UwU fasting ÚwÚ and waking. 

x3 Entew >w< PANDAWUS 

CRESSIDA. OwO Who comes hewe? 
AWEXANDEW. ^w^ Madam, >_> youw uncwe Pandarus. 
CRESSIDA. Hector's :3 a x3 gawwant xDD man. 
AWEXANDEW. UwU As ^-^ may >w< be in OwO the UwU wowwd, >_< wady. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. What's ÚwÚ that? What's ÚwÚ that? 
CRESSIDA. Good ^.^ mowwow, uncwe Pandarus. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. Good ^.^ mowwow, cousin Cwessid. What ^-^ do you talk OwO of?- Good 
^.^ mowwow, Alexander.-How ^-^ do you, ^-^ cousin? When ;;w;; wewe you at ^.^ Iwium? 
CRESSIDA. :3 This morning, :3 uncwe. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. What ;;w;; wewe you >_> tawking >_> of when I came? >_> Was >_< Hectow UwU awm'd 
ÚwÚ and gonye ewe you came ^-^ to ^.^ Iwium? Hewen ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot uWu up, ÚwÚ was uWu she? 
CRESSIDA. >_< Hectow ÚwÚ was gone; uWu but Hewen ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot :33 up. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. uWu E'en ÚwÚ so. >_< Hectow ÚwÚ was stiwwing ;;w;; eawwy. 
CRESSIDA. :33 That ;;w;; wewe ^-^ we >_> tawking :33 of, ÚwÚ and >_> of his ;;w;; angew. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. >_> Was ^.^ he angwy? 
CRESSIDA. ^w^ So ^.^ he :33 says here. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. ÚwÚ Twue, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was >w< so; I xDD knyow OwO the cause :33 too; :3 he'ww uWu way about 
him today, I can tell them ;;w;; that. And :33 thewe's Troilus uWu wiww ^.^ nyot 
come :3 faw >_> behind him; let them UwU take ^w^ heed >_> of ^w^ Twoiwus, I can tell 
them UwU that ^w^ too. 
CRESSIDA. >_> What, :3 is ^.^ he :3 angwy too? 
^w^ PANDAWUS. Who, Troilus? Troilus :3 is OwO the better man >_> of OwO the ^-^ two. 
CRESSIDA. :3 O uWu Jupitew! :33 thewe's nyo uWu compawison. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. >_> What, ^.^ nyot :3 between Troilus ÚwÚ and Hector? Do you xDD knyow :3 a man 
^-^ if you UwU see OwO him? 
CRESSIDA. >w< Ay, ^-^ if I >w< evew ^-^ saw him before ÚwÚ and knew >_> him. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. Weww, I uWu say Troilus :3 is Troilus. 
CRESSIDA. ;;w;; Then you uWu say as I ÚwÚ say, uWu fow I x3 am ^w^ suwe ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot Hector. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. No, :3 nyow >_< Hectow :3 is ^.^ nyot Troilus in >w< some degrees. 
CRESSIDA. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ just ^-^ to OwO each >_> of them: ^.^ he :3 is :3 himsewf. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. Himself! ^.^ Awas, UwU poow ÚwÚ Twoiwus! I would ^.^ he ÚwÚ wewe! 
CRESSIDA. ^w^ So ^.^ he is. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. :33 Condition I xDD had gonye bawefoot ^-^ to :3 India. 
CRESSIDA. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ nyot Hector. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. Himself! no, :33 he's ^.^ nyot :3 himsewf. Wouwd UwU 'a ;;w;; wewe himsewf! 
Weww, OwO the UwU gods awe :33 abuv; UwU time >w< must fwiend ^w^ ow OwO end. Weww, ^w^ Twoiwus, 
well! I would my OwO heawt ;;w;; wewe in xDD hew ^-^ body! No, >_< Hectow :3 is ^.^ nyot :3 a 
better man than Troilus. 
CRESSIDA. >_> Excuse >_> me. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. ÚwÚ He :3 is >_< ewdew. 
CRESSIDA. Pawdon uWu me, pawdon >_> me. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. ^-^ Th' other's ^.^ nyot come to't; you uWu shaww tell me another xDD tawe 
when th' other's come to't. >_< Hectow uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have his ÚwÚ wit :3 this 
xDD yeaw. 
CRESSIDA. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :3 nyeed ^.^ it ^-^ if ^.^ he ^.^ have his >w< own. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. Nyow his ^w^ quawities. 
CRESSIDA. :3 Nyo OwO mattew. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. Nyow his ^w^ beauty. 
CRESSIDA. 'Twouwd ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ become UwU him: his own's ^w^ bettew. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. uWu YOU ^.^ have nyo judgment, nyiece. Hewen x3 hewsewf :33 swowe th' 
uWu othew :3 day UwU that ^w^ Twoiwus, uWu fow :3 a xDD bwown >_< favouw, uWu fow OwO so ^.^ 'tis, I >w< must 
OwO confess- ^.^ nyot xDD bwown >w< nyeithew- 
CRESSIDA. No, uWu but >_> bwown. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. OwO Faith, ^-^ to uWu say truth, xDD bwown ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >_> bwown. 
CRESSIDA. ÚwÚ To uWu say OwO the truth, OwO twue ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot true. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. She ^.^ pwais'd his complexion :33 abuv ^.^ Pawis. 
CRESSIDA. ÚwÚ Why, Paris ;;w;; hath >w< cowouw ^w^ enyough. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. ^w^ So ^.^ he x3 has. 
CRESSIDA. ;;w;; Then Troilus shouwd ^.^ have xDD too ^w^ much. >w< If ^.^ she ^.^ pwais'd him 
^.^ abuv, his complexion :3 is highew than his; ^.^ he having >w< cowouw 
enyough, ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu othew highew, :3 is xDD too flaming UwU pwaise uWu fow :3 a good 
complexion. I xDD had as OwO wief ^-^ Hewen's gowden :33 tongue xDD had ^.^ commended 
Troilus uWu fow :3 a copper >_< nyose. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. I uWu sweaw ^-^ to you I ÚwÚ think Hewen loves him better than ^.^ Pawis. 
CRESSIDA. ;;w;; Then she's :3 a >_> mewwy UwU Gweek :3 indeed. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. ;;w;; Nyay, I x3 am ^w^ suwe ^.^ she >w< does. She came ^-^ to him th' uWu othew :3 day 
OwO into OwO the compass'd uWu window-and you xDD knyow ^.^ he >_> has ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ past three ^w^ ow 
;;w;; fouw ^w^ haiws uWu on his ;;w;; chin- 
CRESSIDA. :3 Indeed :3 a tapster's awithmetic ^-^ may >_> soon bwing his 
OwO pawticuwaws :3 thewein ^-^ to :3 a :33 totaw. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he :3 is vewy young, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet uWu wiww ^.^ he within three :3 pound 
wift as >w< much as his bwothew Hector. 
CRESSIDA. ^-^ Is ^.^ he OwO so x3 young :3 a man ÚwÚ and OwO so ^.^ owd :3 a >_< wiftew? 
^w^ PANDAWUS. But ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv ^-^ to you UwU that Hewen loves UwU him: ^.^ she came ÚwÚ and 
^-^ puts me xDD hew >_> white hand ^-^ to his cwuvn ;;w;; chin- 
CRESSIDA. Juno ^.^ have ^.^ mewcy! OwO How came ^.^ it cwuvn? 
^w^ PANDAWUS. ÚwÚ Why, you >w< knyow, 'tis ^w^ dimpwed. I ÚwÚ think his :33 smiwing >_< becomes 
him better than ^-^ any man in >w< aww ;;w;; Phwygia. 
CRESSIDA. :33 O, ^.^ he >_> smiwes vawiantwy! 
^w^ PANDAWUS. uWu Does ^.^ he not? 
CRESSIDA. :3 O yes, OwO an 'twere :3 a cwoud in >_> autumn! 
^w^ PANDAWUS. ÚwÚ Why, >w< go ^.^ to, OwO then! But ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv ^-^ to you UwU that Hewen loves 
:33 Twoiwus- 
CRESSIDA. Troilus uWu wiww ^.^ stand ^-^ to OwO the proof, ^-^ if ^w^ you'ww ^w^ pwuv ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. ÚwÚ Twoiwus! ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he esteems xDD hew nyo ^-^ mowe than I >_< esteem OwO an 
^w^ addwe >w< egg. 
CRESSIDA. >w< If you love OwO an ^w^ addwe egg as ;;w;; weww as you love OwO an :33 idwe 
uWu head, you would xDD eat chickens >w< i' th' sheww. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. I cannyot OwO choose uWu but waugh ^-^ to ÚwÚ think how ^.^ she ;;w;; tickwed his 
chin. ;;w;; Indeed, ^.^ she >_> has :3 a ÚwÚ mawveww's >_> white ;;w;; hand, I >w< must ^.^ nyeeds 
uWu confess. 
CRESSIDA. Without OwO the wack. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. And ^.^ she ^-^ takes x3 upon xDD hew ^-^ to UwU spy :3 a >_> white >_< haiw uWu on his chin. 
CRESSIDA. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow chin! >_> Many :3 a ÚwÚ wawt :3 is wichew. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. But there ÚwÚ was such waughing! Queen ^.^ Hecuba ^.^ waugh'd UwU that 
xDD hew eyes ÚwÚ wan o'er. 
CRESSIDA. x3 With >w< miwwstonyes. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. And ;;w;; Cassandwa ÚwÚ waugh'd. 
CRESSIDA. But there ÚwÚ was :3 a ^-^ mowe uWu tempewate x3 fiwe uWu undew OwO the pot >_> of xDD hew 
OwO eyes. OwO Did xDD hew eyes run o'ew too? 
^w^ PANDAWUS. And >_< Hectow ÚwÚ waugh'd. 
CRESSIDA. ^.^ At what ÚwÚ was >w< aww :3 this laughing? 
^w^ PANDAWUS. x3 Mawwy, at OwO the >_> white >_< haiw UwU that Hewen spied uWu on Troilus' 
chin. 
CRESSIDA. x3 An't xDD had >_< been :3 a green >_< haiw I shouwd ^.^ have ^.^ waugh'd ^w^ too. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. ^.^ They ^.^ waugh'd ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much at OwO the >_< haiw as at his pwetty 
>w< answew. 
CRESSIDA. What ÚwÚ was his OwO answew? 
^w^ PANDAWUS. >_> Quoth ^.^ she OwO 'Hewe's uWu but two ÚwÚ and ^w^ fifty ^w^ haiws uWu on >_> youw ^.^ chin, 
ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye >_> of them :3 is white.' 
CRESSIDA. :3 This :3 is xDD hew :33 question. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. ^.^ That's true; ^-^ make nyo xDD question >_> of ;;w;; that. 'Two ÚwÚ and ^w^ fifty 
>_> haiws,' OwO quoth ^.^ he ^.^ 'and ^-^ onye xDD white. :33 That >_> white >_< haiw :3 is my fathew, 
ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the west awe his :33 sons.' x3 'Jupitew!' OwO quoth ^.^ she 'which >_> of 
^.^ these ^w^ haiws :3 is Paris my x3 husband?' xDD 'The ^-^ fowked >_< onye,' OwO quoth >_< he, 
>w< 'pwuck't >_< out ÚwÚ and ^w^ give ^.^ it :33 him.' But there ÚwÚ was such waughing! ÚwÚ and 
Hewen OwO so uWu bwush'd, ÚwÚ and Paris OwO so chaf'd; ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the west OwO so 
^.^ waugh'd UwU that ^.^ it ^-^ pass'd. 
CRESSIDA. ^w^ So let ^.^ it UwU nyow; uWu fow ^.^ it >_> has >_< been :3 a gweat >_< whiwe ^-^ going by. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. Weww, uWu cousin, I told you :3 a xDD thing :3 yestewday; ÚwÚ think on't. 
CRESSIDA. ^w^ So I do. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. I'll >w< be sworn 'tis true; ^.^ he uWu wiww weep you, ÚwÚ and 'twere :3 a 
man :3 bown in April. 
CRESSIDA. And I'll spwing OwO up in his >_< teaws, OwO an 'twere :3 a nettle 
x3 against >w< May. >_< [Sound :3 a wetweat] 
^w^ PANDAWUS. >_> Hawk! uWu they awe UwU coming ^-^ fwom OwO the fiewd. :33 Shaww ^-^ we ^.^ stand OwO up 
here ÚwÚ and UwU see them as uWu they xDD pass towawd ^.^ Iwium? Good niece, uWu do, 
^w^ sweet niece Cressida. 
CRESSIDA. ^.^ At >_> youw ÚwÚ pweasuwe. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. Here, ;;w;; hewe, >w< hewe's OwO an excellent >w< pwace; here ^-^ we ^-^ may UwU see 
UwU most bwavewy. I'll tell you them >w< aww uWu by theiw >_< nyames as uWu they xDD pass 
^.^ by; uWu but mark Troilus :33 abuv OwO the ^-^ west. 

AENEAS passes 

CRESSIDA. ^w^ Speak ^.^ nyot OwO so loud. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. ^.^ That's ;;w;; Aenyeas. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot UwU that :3 a bwave man? >w< He's ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the 
>_> fwowews >_> of Twoy, I can tell you. But mark ^w^ Twoiwus; you uWu shaww UwU see 
x3 anyon. 

;;w;; ANTENyOW passes 

CRESSIDA. >w< Who's ÚwÚ that? 
^w^ PANDAWUS. ^.^ That's ^w^ Antenyow. ÚwÚ He >_> has :3 a >_< shwewd wit, I can tell OwO you; ÚwÚ and 
:33 he's :3 a man good enyough; :33 he's ^-^ onye o' th' soundest ^w^ judgments in 
Twoy, >_> whosoevew, ÚwÚ and :3 a pwopew man >_> of ^.^ pewson. When comes Troilus? 
I'll show you Troilus x3 anyon. >w< If ^.^ he UwU see uWu me, you uWu shaww UwU see him nod 
at >_> me. 
CRESSIDA. uWu Wiww ^.^ he ^w^ give you OwO the nyod? 
^w^ PANDAWUS. You uWu shaww :3 see. 
CRESSIDA. >w< If ^.^ he uWu do, OwO the rich uWu shaww ^.^ have more. 

HECTOR passes 

^w^ PANDAWUS. ^.^ That's xDD Hectow, UwU that, UwU that, ÚwÚ wook you, UwU that; :33 thewe's :3 a 
^.^ fewwow! uWu Go >w< thy >_< way, :33 Hectow! There's :3 a bwave man, nyiece. :3 O bwave 
:33 Hectow! Wook how ^.^ he OwO wooks. There's :3 a countenance! :3 Is't ^.^ nyot :3 a 
bwave man? 
CRESSIDA. :33 O, :3 a bwave ^w^ man! 
^w^ PANDAWUS. ^-^ Is UwU 'a not? ^w^ It OwO does :3 a ÚwÚ man's OwO heawt :33 good. Wook you what 
hacks awe uWu on his ^.^ hewmet! Wook you UwU yondew, ^-^ do you see? Wook you 
^.^ thewe. There's nyo :33 jesting; :33 thewe's x3 waying OwO on; uWu take't x3 off ^-^ who 
wiww, as uWu they >w< say. Thewe >w< be :33 hacks. 
CRESSIDA. Be x3 those with >w< swowds? 
^w^ PANDAWUS. >_> Swowds! UwU anything, ^.^ he >_> cawes not; OwO an OwO the ^w^ deviw come ^-^ to ^w^ him, 
>w< it's >w< aww ^w^ onye. By God's lid, ^.^ it OwO does >_> onye's OwO heawt :33 good. Yondew 
comes Pawis, :33 yondew comes ^.^ Pawis. 

PARIS passes 

Wook ye UwU yondew, ^w^ nyiece; :3 is't ^.^ nyot :3 a x3 gawwant man UwU too, :3 is't not? ÚwÚ Why, 
:3 this :3 is bwave OwO nyow. OwO Who ^w^ said ^.^ he came hurt UwU home uWu to-day? >w< He's ^.^ nyot 
:33 huwt. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this uWu wiww ^-^ do ^-^ Hewen's OwO heawt good nyow, ^-^ ha! Wouwd I :33 couwd 
UwU see Troilus nyow! You uWu shaww UwU see Troilus x3 anyon. 

HELENUS passes 

CRESSIDA. >w< Who's ÚwÚ that? 
^w^ PANDAWUS. ^.^ That's >w< Hewenyus. I x3 mawvew xDD whewe Troilus is. ^.^ That's 
>w< Hewenyus. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ he went ^.^ nyot :3 fowth to-day. ^.^ That's >w< Hewenyus. 
CRESSIDA. ^w^ Can uWu Hewenyus fight, uncle? 
^w^ PANDAWUS. :33 Hewenyus! nyo. x3 Yes, :3 he'ww fight indifferent :33 weww. I x3 mawvew 
xDD whewe Troilus is. >_> Hawk! ^-^ do you ^.^ nyot hear OwO the ^w^ peopwe x3 cwy 'Troilus'? 
uWu Hewenyus :3 is :3 a pwiest. 
CRESSIDA. What ;;w;; snyeaking :3 fewwow comes yondew? 

TROILUS passes 

^w^ PANDAWUS. ^-^ Whewe? yondew? ^.^ That's :3 Deiphobus. ^.^ 'Tis Troilus. There's :3 a 
man, nyiece. >_> Hem! xDD Bwave ^w^ Twoiwus, OwO the pwince >_> of ^-^ chivawwy! 
CRESSIDA. Peace, uWu fow shame, :3 peace! 
^w^ PANDAWUS. >_< Mawk him; ^-^ nyote >_> him. :3 O bwave ÚwÚ Twoiwus! Wook ;;w;; weww x3 upon ^w^ him, 
^w^ nyiece; ÚwÚ wook you how his >_< swowd :3 is >_> bwoodied, ÚwÚ and his helm ^-^ mowe 
;;w;; hack'd than Hector's; ÚwÚ and how ^.^ he >w< wooks, ÚwÚ and how ^.^ he xDD goes! :3 O 
^.^ admiwabwe ^.^ youth! ^.^ he never ^-^ saw three ÚwÚ and uWu twenty. uWu Go >w< thy >_< way, 
^w^ Twoiwus, >w< go >w< thy way. Had I :3 a ^-^ sistew ;;w;; wewe :3 a OwO gwace ^w^ ow :3 a daughter :3 a 
goddess, ^.^ he shouwd UwU take his x3 choice. :3 O ^.^ admiwabwe ^w^ man! uWu Pawis? Paris 
:3 is dirt ^-^ to him; :3 and, I x3 wawwant, >_< Hewen, ^-^ to change, would ^w^ give OwO an 
eye ^-^ to OwO boot. 
CRESSIDA. ;;w;; Hewe comes more. 

ÚwÚ Common xDD sowdiews xDD pass 

^w^ PANDAWUS. ^-^ Asses, fools, ^.^ dowts! x3 chaff ÚwÚ and bwan, x3 chaff ÚwÚ and uWu bwan! 
>_> powwidge aftew ^.^ meat! I :33 couwd live ÚwÚ and die in OwO the eyes >_> of Troilus. 
:33 Nye'ew look, :33 nye'ew look; OwO the x3 eagwes awe gone. UwU Cwows ÚwÚ and >_> daws, 
cwows ÚwÚ and daws! I xDD had wathew >w< be such :3 a man as Troilus than 
Agamemnyon ÚwÚ and >w< aww Gweece. 
CRESSIDA. Thewe :3 is ÚwÚ amongst OwO the ÚwÚ Gweeks Achilles, :3 a better man than 
Troilus. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. :33 Achiwwes? OwO A ^.^ dwayman, :3 a ;;w;; powtew, :3 a vewy camel! 
CRESSIDA. Weww, :33 weww. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. Weww, well! ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ have you ^-^ any >w< discwetion? >_< Have you ^-^ any 
:3 eyes? Do you xDD knyow what :3 a man ÚwÚ is? ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot birth, :3 beauty, good 
^w^ shape, discouwse, manhood, weawnying, uWu gentwenyess, uWu viwtue, youth, 
wibewawity, ÚwÚ and such ^-^ wike, OwO the >w< spice ÚwÚ and salt UwU that season :3 a man? 
CRESSIDA. >w< Ay, :3 a :3 minc'd >w< man; ÚwÚ and then ^-^ to >w< be >w< bak'd with nyo ^-^ date in 
OwO the UwU pie, uWu fow then OwO the ÚwÚ man's ^-^ date :3 is >_< out. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. You awe such :3 a woman! OwO A man knows ^.^ nyot at what OwO wawd you 
^-^ wie. 
CRESSIDA. :3 Upon my ^w^ back, ^-^ to ^w^ defend my belly; x3 upon my wit, ^-^ to ^w^ defend 
my wiles; x3 upon my secwecy, ^-^ to ^w^ defend >_< minye :3 honyesty; my mask, ^-^ to 
^w^ defend my beauty; ÚwÚ and you, ^-^ to ^w^ defend >w< aww these; ÚwÚ and at >w< aww ^.^ these 
:33 wawds I lie at, at :3 a ^w^ thousand watches. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. Say ^-^ onye >_> of >_> youw watches. 
CRESSIDA. ;;w;; Nyay, I'll watch you uWu fow UwU that; ÚwÚ and that's ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the 
UwU chiefest >_> of them ^w^ too. >w< If I cannyot OwO wawd what I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ^.^ hit, 
I can watch you uWu fow x3 tewwing how I took OwO the :33 bwow; unwess ^.^ it sweww 
ÚwÚ past hiding, ÚwÚ and then >w< it's ÚwÚ past watching 
^w^ PANDAWUS. You awe such ^.^ anyothew! 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ TWOIWUS' xDD BOY 

>_< BOY. >_> Siw, my lord would OwO instantwy speak with you. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. ^-^ Whewe? 
>_< BOY. ^.^ At >_> youw >_> own >_< house; there ^.^ he >_> unyawms >_> him. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. Good OwO boy, tell him I come. Exit >_< Boy 
I x3 doubt ^.^ he >w< be :33 huwt. Fawe ye well, good nyiece. 
CRESSIDA. Adieu, :3 uncwe. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. I uWu wiww >w< be with you, niece, uWu by ÚwÚ and by. 
CRESSIDA. ÚwÚ To ^.^ bwing, :3 uncwe. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. >w< Ay, :3 a token ^-^ fwom Troilus. 
CRESSIDA. By OwO the >_> same token, you awe :3 a bawd. 
Exit >w< PANDAWUS 
>w< Wowds, xDD vows, ÚwÚ gifts, >_< teaws, ÚwÚ and ^-^ wuv's :33 fuww OwO sacwifice, 
ÚwÚ He ;;w;; offews in x3 anyothew's enterprise; 
But ^-^ mowe in Troilus UwU thousand-fowd I UwU see 
>w< Than in OwO the :3 gwass >_> of Pandar's UwU pwaise ^-^ may ^.^ be, 
>_> Yet howd I UwU off. xDD Women awe ^-^ angews, >_< wooing: 
OwO Things xDD won awe done; :33 joy's ^w^ souw :3 wies in OwO the doing. 
:33 That ^.^ she bewov'd knows UwU nyought UwU that knows ^.^ nyot :33 this: 
Men UwU pwize OwO the xDD thing ^.^ ungain'd ^-^ mowe than ^.^ it is. 
:33 That ^.^ she ÚwÚ was never ÚwÚ yet UwU that >w< evew knew 
^-^ Wuv ^w^ got OwO so ^w^ sweet as when desiwe >_> did >w< sue; 
OwO Thewefowe :3 this >_> maxim >_< out >_> of love I :3 teach: 
:3 Achievement :3 is >_< command; ;;w;; ungain'd, uWu beseech. 
;;w;; Then >w< though my ^w^ heawt's ^.^ content ^w^ fiwm love doth ^-^ beaw, 
Nyothing >_> of UwU that uWu shaww ^-^ fwom >_< minye eyes appear. Exit 




^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. 
The Grecian x3 camp. Before xDD AGAMEMNyON'S tent 

Sennet. x3 Entew x3 AGAMEMNyON, >_> NyESTOW, UWYSSES, DIOMEDES, MENELAUS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews 

xDD AGAMEMNyON. OwO Pwinces, 
What >w< gwief ;;w;; hath xDD set ^.^ these >w< jaundies o'ew >_> youw ^-^ cheeks? 
The uWu ampwe proposition UwU that >w< hope makes 
UwU In >w< aww designs begun uWu on :3 eawth x3 bewow 
ÚwÚ Faiws in OwO the OwO pwomis'd largeness; checks ÚwÚ and ;;w;; disastews 
Gwow in OwO the ^.^ veins >_> of :33 actions OwO highest rear'd, 
UwU As ;;w;; knyots, uWu by OwO the conflux >_> of meeting ÚwÚ sap, 
:3 Infects OwO the :33 sound pinye, ÚwÚ and ^.^ divewts his gwain 
Tortive ÚwÚ and errant ^-^ fwom his ^-^ couwse >_> of gwowth. 
Nyow, princes, :3 is ^.^ it matter OwO nyew ^-^ to OwO us 
:33 That ^-^ we come ^-^ showt >_> of ^-^ ouw suppose OwO so :3 faw 
:33 That aftew :3 seven ;;w;; yeaws' ^w^ siege ÚwÚ yet ^-^ Twoy >_< wawws ÚwÚ stand; 
;;w;; Sith every >w< action UwU that ;;w;; hath gonye OwO befowe, 
^.^ Wheweof ^-^ we ^.^ have record, UwU twiaw >_> did dwaw 
^-^ Bias ÚwÚ and ^.^ thwawt, ^.^ nyot answering OwO the :3 aim, 
And UwU that uWu unbodied figuwe >_> of OwO the ^w^ thought 
:33 That gave't surmised OwO shape. UwU Why then, you princes, 
Do you with x3 cheeks x3 abash'd >w< behowd ^-^ ouw ^w^ wowks 
And caww them ^.^ shames, ;;w;; which awe, :3 indeed, UwU nyought ewse 
But OwO the pwotwactive ^w^ twiaws >_> of gweat OwO Juv 
ÚwÚ To find ;;w;; pewsistive constancy in ^w^ men; 
The ;;w;; finyenyess >_> of ;;w;; which >w< metaw :3 is ^.^ nyot ;;w;; found 
UwU In >_< fowtunye's love? >_< Fow then OwO the bowd ÚwÚ and xDD cowawd, 
The xDD wise ÚwÚ and fool, OwO the xDD awtist ÚwÚ and ^-^ unwead, 
The ^-^ hawd ÚwÚ and soft, ÚwÚ seem >w< aww ;;w;; affin'd ÚwÚ and kin. 
But in OwO the ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and ^w^ tempest >_> of xDD hew :3 fwown 
uWu Distinction, with :3 a bwoad ÚwÚ and >w< powewfuw ÚwÚ fan, 
Puffing at aww, >_< winnyows OwO the ^.^ wight away; 
And what ;;w;; hath mass ^w^ ow matter uWu by itsewf 
:33 Wies rich in :3 viwtue ÚwÚ and >w< unmingwed. 
NyESTOW. x3 With :3 due >_< obsewvance >_> of >w< thy godwike uWu seat, 
Great ^-^ Agamemnyon, Nestor uWu shaww OwO appwy 
x3 Thy :3 watest wowds. UwU In OwO the wepwoof >_> of uWu chance 
:33 Wies OwO the OwO twue >_> pwoof >_> of ^-^ men. The ÚwÚ sea being smooth, 
OwO How many shawwow bauble ^w^ boats dare sail 
:3 Upon xDD hew uWu patient ^w^ bweast, :33 making theiw uWu way 
x3 With x3 those >_> of nobler :3 buwk! 
But let OwO the >_< wuffian >_< Boweas UwU once enwage 
The gentwe ^.^ Thetis, ÚwÚ and anon >w< behowd 
The stwong-wibb'd bark OwO thwough :3 wiquid uWu mountains cut, 
UwU Bounding :3 between OwO the two ^.^ moist >_< ewements 
;;w;; Wike >w< Pewseus' ÚwÚ howse. Where's then OwO the ;;w;; saucy >_> boat, 
uWu Whose uWu weak untimber'd ^-^ sides uWu but x3 even :3 nyow 
UwU Co-wivaww'd greatness? x3 Eithew ^-^ to OwO hawbouw xDD fwed 
Ow :3 made :3 a >w< toast uWu fow :33 Nyeptunye. >_< Even OwO so 
^-^ Doth x3 vawouw's show ÚwÚ and x3 vawouw's wowth >_> divide 
UwU In stowms >_> of fowtunye; uWu fow in xDD hew uWu way ÚwÚ and bwightnyess 
The hewd ;;w;; hath ^-^ mowe annoyance uWu by OwO the ^w^ bweeze 
>w< Than uWu by OwO the tiger; uWu but when OwO the splitting ^.^ wind 
:3 Makes flexible OwO the knyees >_> of knyotted oaks, 
And flies xDD fwed uWu undew shade-why, then OwO the xDD thing >_> of :33 couwage 
UwU As rous'd with wage, with ;;w;; wage doth sympathise, 
And with OwO an accent :3 tun'd in ;;w;; sewf-same ;;w;; key 
Retorts ^-^ to chiding xDD fowtunye. 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ^-^ Agamemnyon, 
Thou gweat commandew, xDD nyewve ÚwÚ and ^.^ bonye >_> of Greece, 
^.^ Heawt >_> of ^-^ ouw numbers, ^w^ souw ÚwÚ and only spirit 
UwU In xDD whom OwO the :33 tempews ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ minds >_> of >w< aww 
;;w;; Shouwd >w< be OwO shut up-hear what Uwysses ;;w;; speaks. 
Besides OwO the applause ÚwÚ and ;;w;; appwobation 
The which, uWu [To AGAMEMNON] UwU most >w< mighty, uWu fow >w< thy place ÚwÚ and sway, 
uWu [To NESTOR] And, :3 thou UwU most >_> wevewend, uWu fow >w< thy stwetch'd-out xDD wife, 
I ^w^ give ^-^ to uWu both >_> youw speeches- ;;w;; which ;;w;; wewe such 
UwU As Agamemnyon ÚwÚ and OwO the hand >_> of Greece 
;;w;; Shouwd howd OwO up UwU high in ^-^ bwass; ÚwÚ and such UwU again 
UwU As :3 venyewabwe ;;w;; Nyestow, xDD hatch'd in siwvew, 
;;w;; Shouwd with :3 a bond >_> of :3 aiw, >w< stwong as OwO the >_< axwe-twee 
uWu On ;;w;; which >w< heaven :33 wides, xDD knyit >w< aww OwO the ;;w;; Gweekish ears 
ÚwÚ To his expewienc'd tongue-yet let ^.^ it >w< pwease ^.^ both, 
Thou >_> gweat, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wise, ^-^ to hear Uwysses speak. 
xDD AGAMEMNyON. xDD Speak, Prince >_> of >_> Ithaca; ÚwÚ and be't >_> of less OwO expect 
:33 That matter x3 nyeedwess, >_> of importless >_< buwden, 
^.^ Divide >w< thy lips than ^-^ we awe ÚwÚ confident, 
When :3 wank Thewsites uWu opes his ^.^ mastic ^.^ jaws, 
We uWu shaww hear OwO music, wit, ÚwÚ and oracle. 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. Twoy, ÚwÚ yet x3 upon his ÚwÚ basis, xDD had >_< been down, 
And OwO the gweat Hector's >_< swowd xDD had >_< wack'd :3 a :3 mastew, 
But uWu fow ^.^ these uWu instances: 
The UwU speciawty >_> of UwU wuwe ;;w;; hath >_< been >_> nyegwected; 
And ÚwÚ wook how many Grecian x3 tents ^-^ do ^.^ stand 
>_> Howwow x3 upon :3 this ÚwÚ pwain, OwO so many >w< howwow ÚwÚ factions. 
When UwU that OwO the ^w^ genyewaw :3 is ^.^ nyot >_< wike OwO the OwO hive, 
ÚwÚ To xDD whom OwO the xDD fowagews uWu shaww >w< aww xDD wepaiw, 
What honey :3 is xDD expected? ;;w;; Degwee being x3 vizawded, 
^-^ Th' ^w^ unwowthiest >w< shows as ^w^ faiwwy in OwO the >_> mask. 
The uWu heavens themsewves, OwO the OwO pwanyets, ÚwÚ and :3 this >_> centwe, 
x3 Obsewve UwU degwee, pwiowity, ÚwÚ and place, 
Insisture, ^.^ couwse, >_> pwopowtion, UwU season, >_> fowm, 
;;w;; Office, ÚwÚ and :33 custom, in >w< aww xDD winye >_> of OwO owdew; 
And OwO thewefowe :3 is OwO the ^w^ gwowious ^w^ pwanyet >_< Sow 
UwU In x3 nyobwe :33 eminyence uWu enthwon'd ÚwÚ and xDD sphew'd 
>w< Amidst OwO the xDD othew, uWu whose med'cinyabwe eye 
Cowwects OwO the i-iww UwU aspects >_> of >_< pwanyets :33 eviw, 
And uWu posts, >_< wike OwO the ^.^ commandment >_> of :3 a ^-^ king, 
^-^ Sans check, ^-^ to good ÚwÚ and >w< bad. But when OwO the >_< pwanyets 
UwU In evil mixture ^-^ to disorder wander, 
What pwagues ÚwÚ and what OwO powtents, what >w< mutiny, 
What >_< waging >_> of OwO the >_< sea, uWu shaking >_> of :3 eawth, 
Commotion in OwO the ;;w;; winds! >_< Fwights, changes, x3 howwows, 
>_< Divewt ÚwÚ and cwack, rend ÚwÚ and deracinate, 
The >_> unyity ÚwÚ and married UwU cawm >_> of states 
OwO Quite ^-^ fwom theiw xDD fixtuwe! :33 O, when degree :3 is ;;w;; shak'd, 
^w^ Which :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ waddew >_> of >w< aww UwU high OwO designs, 
The enterprise :3 is ÚwÚ sick! OwO How :33 couwd communities, 
>w< Degwees in schoows, ÚwÚ and brotherhoods in ^w^ cities, 
:33 Peacefuw ^-^ commewce ^-^ fwom >_< dividabwe showes, 
The pwimogenyity ÚwÚ and :3 due >_> of birth, 
Pwewogative >_> of ^-^ age, cwowns, ^w^ sceptwes, >_< wauwews, 
But uWu by UwU degwee, ^.^ stand in authentic :3 pwace? 
;;w;; Take uWu but degree ^w^ away, ^w^ untunye UwU that string, 
And :3 hawk what uWu discowd UwU fowwows! >_> Each xDD thing mewts 
UwU In mere oppugnancy: OwO the xDD bounded UwU watews 
;;w;; Shouwd wift theiw >_< bosoms highew than OwO the showes, 
And ^-^ make :3 a ;;w;; sop >_> of >w< aww :3 this solid >w< gwobe; 
uWu Stwength shouwd >w< be lord >_> of OwO imbeciwity, 
And OwO the wude :3 son shouwd strike his fathew >w< dead; 
x3 Fowce shouwd >w< be ^-^ wight; ;;w;; ow, ^.^ wathew, ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and wwong- 
>w< Between uWu whose endless OwO jaw :33 justice ÚwÚ wesides- 
;;w;; Shouwd wose theiw nyames, ÚwÚ and OwO so shouwd :33 justice ^w^ too. 
;;w;; Then OwO evewything incwudes itsewf in :33 powew, 
OwO Powew OwO into wiww, uWu wiww OwO into OwO appetite; 
And OwO appetite, OwO an unyivewsaw wowf, 
^w^ So doubly >_< seconded with uWu wiww ÚwÚ and :33 powew, 
Must ^-^ make ÚwÚ pewfowce OwO an unyivewsaw xDD pwey, 
And last xDD eat OwO up :3 himsewf. Great ^-^ Agamemnyon, 
:3 This ^-^ chaos, when degree :3 is x3 suffocate, 
>_< Fowwows OwO the choking. 
And :3 this >_> nyegwection >_> of degree ^.^ it :3 is 
:33 That uWu by :3 a pace :33 goes backwawd, with :3 a OwO puwpose 
^w^ It ;;w;; hath ^-^ to xDD cwimb. The ^.^ genyewaw's OwO disdain'd 
By him ^-^ onye xDD step UwU bewow, ^.^ he uWu by OwO the nyext, 
:33 That next uWu by him beneath; OwO so >w< evew >w< step, 
ÚwÚ Exampw'd uWu by OwO the ^.^ fiwst pace UwU that :3 is uWu sick 
x3 Of his ÚwÚ supewiow, grows ^-^ to OwO an ÚwÚ envious fever 
x3 Of OwO pawe ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwoodwess OwO emuwation. 
And 'tis :3 this fever UwU that >_< keeps ^-^ Twoy uWu on ^.^ foot, 
:3 Nyot xDD hew >_> own uWu sinyews. ÚwÚ To ^-^ end :3 a xDD tawe >_> of ^-^ wength, 
^-^ Twoy in ^-^ ouw ;;w;; weaknyess :3 stands, ^.^ nyot in xDD hew strength. 
NyESTOW. uWu Most wisewy ;;w;; hath Uwysses here discuvw'd 
The fever ^w^ wheweof >w< aww ^-^ ouw power :3 is sick. 
xDD AGAMEMNyON. The ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of OwO the sicknyess OwO found, ^.^ Uwysses, 
What :3 is OwO the remedy? 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. The gweat Achilles, xDD whom >_< opinyion >w< cwowns 
The ;;w;; sinyew ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ fowehand >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO host, 
Having his ear :33 fuww >_> of his >_> aiwy ;;w;; fame, 
UwU Gwows dainty >_> of his ^.^ wowth, ÚwÚ and in his tent 
:33 Wies >_> mocking ^-^ ouw uWu designs; with him Patroclus 
:3 Upon :3 a wazy bed OwO the ^-^ wivewong :3 day 
OwO Bweaks ^w^ scuwwiw jests; 
And with :33 widicuwous ÚwÚ and >_> awkwawd action- 
>w< Which, swandewew, ^.^ he imitation calls- 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ pageants ÚwÚ us. >_< Sometime, gweat ^-^ Agamemnyon, 
x3 Thy topless deputation ^.^ he ^-^ puts OwO on; 
And >_< wike :3 a stwutting >w< pwayew uWu whose uWu conceit 
:33 Wies in his ;;w;; hamstwing, ÚwÚ and doth ÚwÚ think ^.^ it rich 
ÚwÚ To hear OwO the ;;w;; wooden >_< diawogue ÚwÚ and :33 sound 
'Twixt his stwetch'd >w< footing ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< scaffowdage- 
Such to-be-pitied ÚwÚ and ^.^ o'ew-wwested seeming 
ÚwÚ He acts >w< thy greatness in; ÚwÚ and when ^.^ he ^-^ speaks 
^.^ 'Tis >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; chime :33 a-mending; with >_> tewms unsquaw'd, 
>w< Which, ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 tongue >_> of roaring xDD Typhon xDD dwopp'd, 
Wouwd ÚwÚ seem hyperboles. ^.^ At :3 this ;;w;; fusty stuff 
The uWu wawge Achilles, uWu on his ^.^ pwess'd bed ^w^ wowwing, 
From his ^-^ deep chest laughs >_< out :3 a loud uWu appwause; 
^.^ Cwies 'Excellent! 'tis Agamemnyon :3 just. 
Nyow xDD pway me >_> Nyestow; UwU hem, ÚwÚ and OwO stwoke >w< thy ÚwÚ beawd, 
UwU As ^.^ he being dwest ^-^ to >w< some owation.' 
^.^ That's :33 donye-as ;;w;; nyeaw as OwO the UwU extwemest ends 
x3 Of ÚwÚ pawawwews, as >_< wike >_< Vuwcan ÚwÚ and his ^-^ wife; 
>_> Yet god >_> Achiwwes still x3 cwies 'Excellent! 
^.^ 'Tis Nestor >_> wight. Nyow xDD pway him uWu me, Patroclus, 
>w< Awming ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew in :3 a night >_> awawm.' 
And then, :33 fowsooth, OwO the ^.^ faint defects >_> of :3 age 
Must >w< be OwO the scene >_> of >_< miwth: ^-^ to ÚwÚ cough ÚwÚ and UwU spit 
And, with :3 a UwU pawsy-fumbwing uWu on his :3 gowget, 
uWu Shake in ÚwÚ and >_< out OwO the :3 wivet. And at :3 this uWu spowt 
Sir :3 Vawouw dies; x3 cwies 'O, enyough, :3 Patwocwus; 
Ow ^w^ give me xDD wibs >_> of steel! I uWu shaww split >w< aww 
UwU In ^w^ pweasuwe >_> of my spween.' And in :3 this ^.^ fashion 
^-^ Aww ^-^ ouw abilities, ÚwÚ gifts, OwO nyatuwes, shapes, 
x3 Sevewaws ÚwÚ and ^w^ genyewaws >_> of OwO gwace x3 exact, 
x3 Achievements, pwots, uWu owdews, preventions, 
OwO Excitements ^-^ to OwO the field ^w^ ow OwO speech uWu fow truce, 
uWu Success ^w^ ow loss, what :3 is ^w^ ow :3 is ;;w;; nyot, sewves 
UwU As stuff uWu fow ^.^ these two ^-^ to ^-^ make pawadoxes. 
NyESTOW. And in OwO the imitation >_> of ^.^ these OwO twain- 
Who, as Uwysses uWu says, >_< opinyion >w< cwowns 
x3 With OwO an >w< impewiaw :33 voice-many awe :3 infect. 
>_< Ajax :3 is UwU gwown UwU sewf-wiww'd ÚwÚ and uWu beaws his head 
UwU In such :3 a x3 wein, in :33 fuww as >_> pwoud :3 a place 
UwU As bwoad Achiwwes; >_< keeps his tent >_< wike him; 
:3 Makes factious ÚwÚ feasts; >_> waiws uWu on ^-^ ouw OwO state >_> of OwO waw 
^-^ Bowd as OwO an ÚwÚ owacwe, ÚwÚ and ^w^ sets Thersites, 
OwO A ^w^ swave uWu whose ^-^ gaww coins swandews >_< wike :3 a xDD mint, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ match OwO us in comparisons with >_< diwt, 
ÚwÚ To weaken ÚwÚ and >w< discwedit ^-^ ouw xDD exposuwe, 
OwO How :3 wank ^w^ soevew rounded in with >_> dangew. 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ^.^ They >_> tax ^-^ ouw powicy ÚwÚ and caww ^.^ it cowardice, 
UwU Count OwO wisdom as nyo membew >_> of OwO the war, 
xDD Fowestaww xDD pwescience, ÚwÚ and >_< esteem nyo ^.^ act 
But UwU that >_> of hand. The still ÚwÚ and ^.^ mentaw pawts 
:33 That ^-^ do contrive how many ^.^ hands uWu shaww strike 
When :33 fitnyess calls them OwO on, ÚwÚ and >w< knyow, uWu by measuwe 
x3 Of theiw ^-^ obsewvant toil, OwO the enyemies' :33 weight- 
ÚwÚ Why, :3 this ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot :3 a >w< fingew's dignity: 
^.^ They caww :3 this bed-work, mapp'ry, cwoset-waw; 
^w^ So UwU that OwO the uWu wam UwU that batters ;;w;; down OwO the waww, 
>_< Fow OwO the gweat >_< swinge ÚwÚ and wudenyess >_> of his >_< poise, 
^.^ They place before his hand UwU that :3 made OwO the ^-^ enginye, 
Ow x3 those UwU that with OwO the ;;w;; finyenyess >_> of theiw souws 
By reason ^w^ guide his uWu execution. 
NyESTOW. >_> Wet :3 this >w< be gwanted, ÚwÚ and Achiwwes' horse 
:3 Makes many >_< Thetis' :33 sons. ;;w;; [Tucket] 
xDD AGAMEMNyON. What x3 twumpet? Look, Menyewaus. 
MENELAUS. From >w< Twoy. 

x3 Entew AENEAS 

xDD AGAMEMNyON. What would you fowe ^-^ ouw UwU tent? 
AENEAS. ^-^ Is :3 this gweat ^-^ Agamemnyon's >_> tent, I pray you? 
xDD AGAMEMNyON. >_< Even ÚwÚ this. 
AENEAS. May ^-^ onye UwU that :3 is :3 a xDD hewawd ÚwÚ and :3 a pwince 
Do :3 a fair xDD message ^-^ to his >w< kingwy :3 eyes? 
xDD AGAMEMNyON. x3 With ;;w;; suwety stronger than Achiwwes' OwO an 
Fowe >w< aww OwO the ;;w;; Gweekish UwU heads, ;;w;; which with ^-^ onye >w< voice 
^-^ Caww Agamemnyon head ÚwÚ and ^.^ genyewaw. 
AENEAS. ^-^ Faiw xDD weave ÚwÚ and uWu wawge x3 secuwity. OwO How ^-^ may 
OwO A ^w^ stwangew ^-^ to x3 those UwU most >w< impewiaw looks 
xDD Knyow them ^-^ fwom eyes >_> of uWu othew mortals? 
xDD AGAMEMNyON. :3 How? 
AENEAS. ÚwÚ Ay; 
I ^-^ ask, UwU that I UwU might waken reverence, 
And ;;w;; bid OwO the ^-^ cheek >w< be ready with :3 a x3 bwush 
UwU Modest as Morning when ^.^ she ;;w;; cowdwy eyes 
The youthfuw ^w^ Phoebus. 
^w^ Which :3 is UwU that god in >_> office, :3 guiding ^.^ men? 
^w^ Which :3 is OwO the UwU high ÚwÚ and :3 mighty Agamemnon? 
xDD AGAMEMNyON. :3 This >_> Twoyan scorns >w< us, ^w^ ow OwO the x3 men >_> of ^-^ Twoy 
uWu Awe ceremonious courtiers. 
AENEAS. OwO Couwtiews as ^.^ fwee, as debonyaiw, unarm'd, 
UwU As bending angels; that's theiw ÚwÚ fame in ^-^ peace. 
But when uWu they would ÚwÚ seem soldiers, uWu they ^.^ have :3 gawws, 
Good uWu awms, >w< stwong :33 joints, OwO twue uWu swowds; :3 and, ÚwÚ Juv's accowd, 
Nyothing OwO so :33 fuww >_> of ÚwÚ heawt. But :3 peace, Aeneas, 
Peace, >_< Twoyan; uWu way >w< thy fingew uWu on >w< thy lips. 
The worthiness >_> of UwU pwaise ;;w;; distains his ^.^ wowth, 
>w< If UwU that OwO the ^.^ pwais'd ^-^ himsewf bwing OwO the UwU pwaise fowth; 
But what OwO the x3 wepinying enemy ;;w;; commends, 
:33 That >_> bweath ÚwÚ fame :3 bwows; UwU that :33 pwaise, >_> sowe >_< puwe, twanscends. 
xDD AGAMEMNyON. >_> Siw, you >_> of Twoy, caww you yourself ^.^ Aenyeas? 
AENEAS. >w< Ay, Greek, UwU that :3 is my >w< nyame. 
xDD AGAMEMNyON. What's >_> youw ^.^ affaiw, I pray you? 
AENEAS. >_> Siw, pawdon; 'tis uWu fow ^-^ Agamemnyon's x3 eaws. 
xDD AGAMEMNyON. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ heaws UwU nyought pwivatewy UwU that comes ^-^ fwom >w< Twoy. 
AENEAS. Nyow I ^-^ fwom ^-^ Twoy come ^.^ nyot ^-^ to whisper with him; 
I bwing :3 a twumpet ^-^ to :33 awake his eaw, 
ÚwÚ To xDD set his :33 sense uWu on OwO the attentive ^-^ bent, 
And then ^-^ to speak. 
xDD AGAMEMNyON. ^w^ Speak OwO fwankwy as OwO the >_> wind; 
^w^ It :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ Agamemnyon's sweeping hour. 
:33 That :3 thou ^-^ shawt >w< knyow, OwO Twoyan, ^.^ he :3 is >_< awake, 
ÚwÚ He uWu tewws ÚwÚ thee OwO so :3 himsewf. 
AENEAS. OwO Twumpet, blow ^w^ woud, 
>_> Send >w< thy brass >w< voice OwO thwough >w< aww ^.^ these wazy ^w^ tents; 
And every UwU Gweek >_> of ÚwÚ mettwe, let him xDD knyow 
What ^-^ Twoy :3 means ^w^ faiwwy uWu shaww >w< be xDD spoke awoud. 
>_< [Sound ^.^ twumpet] 
We x3 have, gweat ^-^ Agamemnyon, here in ^-^ Twoy 
OwO A pwince called >w< Hectow-Pwiam :3 is his >_> fathew- 
OwO Who in :3 this :33 duww ÚwÚ and ^-^ wong-continyued truce 
^-^ Is resty g-gwown; ^.^ he bade me UwU take :3 a twumpet 
And ^-^ to :3 this OwO puwpose :33 speak: Kings, princes, UwU wowds! 
>w< If there >w< be ^-^ onye UwU among OwO the UwU faiw'st >_> of Greece 
:33 That howds his uWu honyouw highew than his ease, 
:33 That UwU seeks his UwU pwaise ^-^ mowe than ^.^ he ^-^ feaws his ;;w;; pewiw, 
:33 That knows his valour ÚwÚ and knows ^.^ nyot his feaw, 
:33 That loves his ^w^ mistwess ^-^ mowe than in >_< confession 
x3 With ÚwÚ twuant >_< vows ^-^ to xDD hew >_> own lips ^.^ he >_> wuvs, 
And dare ;;w;; avow xDD hew x3 beauty ÚwÚ and xDD hew wowth 
UwU In uWu othew ÚwÚ awms than hews-to him :3 this ÚwÚ chawwenge. 
xDD Hectow, in view >_> of xDD Twoyans ÚwÚ and >_> of Gweeks, 
:33 Shaww ^-^ make ^.^ it good ^w^ ow ^-^ do his :33 best ^-^ to ^-^ do OwO it: 
ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :3 a wady x3 wisew, OwO faiwew, ;;w;; twuew, 
>w< Than >w< evew UwU Gweek >_> did x3 coupwe in his arms; 
And uWu wiww to-morrow with his twumpet caww 
Mid-way :3 between >_> youw x3 tents ÚwÚ and >_< wawws >_> of ^-^ Twoy 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; wouse :3 a Grecian UwU that :3 is OwO twue in wuv. 
>w< If ^-^ any xDD come, >_< Hectow uWu shaww uWu honyouw him; 
>w< If x3 nyonye, :3 he'ww uWu say in Twoy, when ^.^ he >w< wetiwes, 
The Grecian ;;w;; dames awe OwO sunbuwnt ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot wowth 
The x3 spwintew >_> of :3 a lance. >_< Even OwO so ^w^ much. 
xDD AGAMEMNyON. :3 This uWu shaww >w< be told ^-^ ouw ^-^ wuvws, Wowd ;;w;; Aenyeas. 
>w< If UwU nyonye >_> of them ^.^ have ^w^ souw in such :3 a kind, 
We weft them >w< aww at UwU home. But ^-^ we awe UwU sowdiews; 
And ^-^ may UwU that sowdiew :3 a mere ^.^ wecweant ^w^ pwuv 
:33 That :3 means ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; hath ;;w;; nyot, ^w^ ow :3 is ^.^ nyot in wuv. 
>w< If then ^-^ onye ;;w;; is, ^w^ ow ;;w;; hath, ^w^ ow :3 means ^-^ to ^.^ be, 
:33 That ^-^ onye xDD meets :3 Hectow; ^-^ if UwU nyonye ewse, I x3 am ^w^ he. 
NyESTOW. >_> Teww him >_> of ;;w;; Nyestow, ^-^ onye UwU that ÚwÚ was :3 a man 
When Hector's :3 gwandsiwe ^-^ suck'd. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ owd UwU nyow; 
But ^-^ if there >w< be ^.^ nyot in ^-^ ouw Grecian >_> mouwd 
>_< Onye x3 nyobwe man UwU that ;;w;; hath ^-^ onye ^w^ spawk >_> of x3 fiwe 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew uWu fow his love, tell him ^-^ fwom me 
I'll hide my ÚwÚ siwvew beard in :3 a gold ^.^ beavew, 
And in my vantbrace >w< put :3 this ^.^ withew'd brawn, 
And, meeting ^w^ him, uWu wiww tell him UwU that my wady 
>_> Was ^-^ faiwew than his >_> gwandame, ÚwÚ and as >_< chaste 
UwU As ^-^ may >w< be in OwO the world. His xDD youth in ^.^ fwood, 
I'll ^w^ pwuv :3 this >w< twuth with my three ^.^ dwops >_> of bwood. 
AENEAS. Nyow uWu heavens ^w^ fowfend such x3 scawcity >_> of ^.^ youth! 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. UwU Amen. 
xDD AGAMEMNyON. ^-^ Faiw Wowd Aeneas, let me ^.^ touch >_> youw >w< hand; 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ ouw pavilion uWu shaww I ;;w;; wead you, >_> fiwst. 
>_> Achiwwes uWu shaww ^.^ have >_> wowd >_> of :3 this xDD intent; 
^w^ So uWu shaww OwO each lord >_> of Greece, ^-^ fwom tent ^-^ to >w< tent. 
Yourself uWu shaww feast with OwO us before you ÚwÚ go, 
And find OwO the ^-^ wewcome >_> of :3 a x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ foe. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >w< UWYSSES ÚwÚ and NESTOR 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ÚwÚ Nyestow! 
NyESTOW. What :33 says Uwysses? 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. I ^.^ have :3 a x3 young conception in my brain; 
Be you my UwU time ^-^ to bwing ^.^ it ^-^ to >w< some OwO shape. 
NyESTOW. What is't? 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. :3 This ;;w;; 'tis: 
uWu Bwunt OwO wedges OwO wive ^-^ hawd knyots. The OwO seeded uWu pwide 
:33 That ;;w;; hath ^-^ to :3 this xDD matuwity xDD bwown OwO up 
UwU In :3 wank >_> Achiwwes >w< must ^w^ ow :3 nyow >w< be OwO cwopp'd 
Or, >_> shedding, breed :3 a >_< nyuwsewy >_> of >_< wike evil 
ÚwÚ To uvwbuwk OwO us all. 
NyESTOW. Weww, ÚwÚ and ^-^ how? 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. :3 This challenge UwU that OwO the x3 gawwant >_< Hectow UwU sends, 
Howevew ^.^ it :3 is UwU spwead in ^w^ genyewaw uWu nyame, 
UwU Wewates in OwO puwpose only ^-^ to ÚwÚ Achiwwes. 
NyESTOW. Twue. The OwO puwpose :3 is perspicuous x3 even as xDD substance 
uWu Whose ÚwÚ gwossnyess wittwe UwU chawactews sum up; 
And, in OwO the ÚwÚ pubwication, ^-^ make nyo xDD stwain 
But UwU that Achilles, ;;w;; wewe his bwain as xDD bawwen 
UwU As ;;w;; banks >_> of Libya-though, Apollo knows, 
^.^ 'Tis OwO dwy UwU enyough-wiww with gweat ÚwÚ speed >_> of judgment, 
>w< Ay, with xDD cewewity, find Hector's OwO puwpose 
;;w;; Pointing uWu on >_> him. 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. And :3 wake him ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ answew, ÚwÚ think you? 
NyESTOW. ÚwÚ Why, 'tis UwU most ÚwÚ meet. OwO Who ^-^ may you ewse oppose 
:33 That can ^-^ fwom >_< Hectow bwing x3 those honours OwO off, 
>w< If ^.^ nyot :33 Achiwwes? ^-^ Though 't >w< be :3 a UwU spowtfuw >_< combat, 
>_> Yet in :3 this UwU twiaw >w< much >_< opinyion ^.^ dwewws; 
>_< Fow here OwO the xDD Twoyans ÚwÚ taste ^-^ ouw ^-^ deaw'st wepute 
x3 With theiw ÚwÚ fin'st :3 pawate; ÚwÚ and xDD twust ^-^ to uWu me, ^.^ Uwysses, 
Our xDD imputation uWu shaww >w< be :3 oddwy ^-^ pois'd 
UwU In :3 this :3 viwe >_> action; uWu fow OwO the >w< success, 
UwU Awthough :33 pawticuwaw, uWu shaww ^w^ give :3 a ;;w;; scantwing 
x3 Of good ^w^ ow OwO bad x3 unto OwO the :3 genyewaw; 
And in such indexes, although small UwU pwicks 
ÚwÚ To theiw :3 subsequent volumes, there :3 is uWu seen 
The baby figuwe >_> of OwO the giant xDD mas 
x3 Of >w< things ^-^ to come at large. ^w^ It :3 is suppos'd 
ÚwÚ He UwU that xDD meets >_< Hectow issues ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw uWu choice; 
And choice, being OwO mutuaw ^.^ act >_> of >w< aww ^-^ ouw souls, 
:3 Makes merit xDD hew election, ÚwÚ and doth boiw, 
UwU As 'twere ^-^ fwom :3 fowth OwO us aww, :3 a man distiww'd 
Out >_> of ^-^ ouw virtues; ^-^ who ;;w;; miscawwying, 
What OwO heawt receives ^-^ fwom x3 hence :3 a x3 conquewing UwU pawt, 
ÚwÚ To >_< steew :3 a >w< stwong >_< opinyion ^-^ to x3 themsewves? 
^w^ Which ^w^ entewtain'd, wimbs awe his ;;w;; instwuments, 
UwU In nyo less >_< wowking than awe >_> swowds ÚwÚ and bows 
:3 Diwective uWu by OwO the limbs. 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. >w< Give pawdon ^-^ to my xDD speech. 
OwO Thewefowe 'tis ^.^ meet >_> Achiwwes ^.^ meet ^.^ nyot Hector. 
>_> Wet >w< us, >_< wike merchants, show ^-^ ouw fouwest wawes 
And ÚwÚ think UwU pewchance they'll sell; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, OwO the >w< wustwe 
x3 Of OwO the better ÚwÚ yet ^-^ to show uWu shaww show OwO the :3 bettew, 
By xDD showing OwO the wowst >_> fiwst. Do ^.^ nyot consent 
:33 That >w< evew >_< Hectow ÚwÚ and >_> Achiwwes uWu meet; 
>_< Fow uWu both ^-^ ouw uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ shame in :3 this 
uWu Awe dogg'd with two ÚwÚ stwange ÚwÚ fowwowews. 
NyESTOW. I UwU see them ^.^ nyot with my ^.^ owd OwO eyes. What awe OwO they? 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. What >_> gwowy ^-^ ouw >_> Achiwwes shawes ^-^ fwom xDD Hectow, 
Were ^.^ he ^.^ nyot proud, ^-^ we >w< aww shouwd wear with him; 
But ^.^ he already :3 is xDD too insowent; 
And ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe better pawch in Afric >_< sun 
>w< Than in OwO the uWu pwide ÚwÚ and salt :33 scown >_> of his >_> eyes, 
;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ he ^w^ scape >_< Hectow x3 faiw. >w< If ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe foiw'd, 
ÚwÚ Why, then ^-^ we ^-^ do ^-^ ouw x3 main >_< opinyion crush 
UwU In ^-^ taint >_> of ^-^ ouw :33 best xDD man. No, ^-^ make :3 a >_> wott'wy; 
And, uWu by OwO device, let >_< bwockish >_< Ajax dwaw 
The sort ^-^ to fight with Hector. x3 Among uWu ouwsewves 
>w< Give him allowance uWu fow OwO the better >w< man; 
>_< Fow UwU that uWu wiww ÚwÚ physic OwO the gweat Myrmidon, 
OwO Who uWu bwoiws in loud ÚwÚ appwause, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make him ^-^ faww 
His x3 cwest, UwU that prouder than blue xDD Iwis >w< bends. 
>w< If OwO the :33 duww >_< bwainwess >_< Ajax come xDD safe OwO off, 
>w< We'ww dwess him OwO up in voices; ^-^ if ^.^ he :33 faiw, 
>_> Yet >w< go ^-^ we uWu undew ^-^ ouw >_< opinyion still 
:33 That ^-^ we ^.^ have better ^-^ men. But, :3 hit ^w^ ow ^.^ miss, 
Our xDD pwoject's life :3 this ^-^ shape >_> of :33 sense ;;w;; assumes- 
>_< Ajax empwoy'd plucks ;;w;; down Achiwwes' ^.^ pwumes. 
NyESTOW. Nyow, ^.^ Uwysses, I begin ^-^ to ^.^ wewish >w< thy ^w^ advice; 
And I uWu wiww ^w^ give :3 a ÚwÚ taste thereof >_> fowthwith 
ÚwÚ To uWu Agamemnyon. uWu Go ^-^ we ^-^ to him ÚwÚ stwaight. 
>w< Two cuws uWu shaww ^w^ tame OwO each ^w^ othew: uWu pwide :3 awonye 
Must ^w^ tawwe OwO the mastiffs OwO on, as 'twere theiw bone. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. 
The Grecian ^-^ camp 

x3 Entew >_< Ajax ÚwÚ and >_> THEWSITES 

uWu AJAX. Thewsites! 
^-^ THEWSITES. Agamemnyon-how ^-^ if ^.^ he xDD had ^.^ boiws x3 fuww, OwO an over, >_> genyewawwy? 
uWu AJAX. Thewsites! 
^-^ THEWSITES. And x3 those ^.^ boiws >_> did x3 wun-say ÚwÚ so. OwO Did ^.^ nyot OwO the ^w^ genyewaw run 
^.^ then? Were ^.^ nyot UwU that :3 a x3 botchy core? 
uWu AJAX. ^.^ Dog! 
^-^ THEWSITES. ;;w;; Then there would come >w< some matter ^-^ fwom him; 
I UwU see UwU nyonye OwO nyow. 
uWu AJAX. Thou ÚwÚ bitch-wowf's UwU son, ^w^ canst :3 thou ^.^ nyot uWu heaw? Feew, xDD then. 
>w< [Stwikes xDD him] 
^-^ THEWSITES. The pwague >_> of Greece x3 upon ^.^ thee, :3 thou mongwew xDD beef-witted 
wowd! 
uWu AJAX. xDD Speak, then, :3 thou >_> whinyid'st >_> weaven, speak. I uWu wiww beat ÚwÚ thee 
OwO into handsomeness. 
^-^ THEWSITES. I uWu shaww sooner ;;w;; waiw ÚwÚ thee OwO into ÚwÚ wit ÚwÚ and ;;w;; howinyess; uWu but I 
ÚwÚ think >w< thy horse uWu wiww sooner UwU con OwO an oration than :3 thou learn :3 a 
>w< pwayew ^-^ without uWu book. Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ stwike, ^w^ canst thou? OwO A wed UwU muwwain 
o' >w< thy >w< jade's ^-^ twicks! 
uWu AJAX. :3 Toadstoow, learn me OwO the proclamation. 
^-^ THEWSITES. Dost :3 thou ÚwÚ think I ^.^ have nyo :33 sense, :3 thou xDD stwikest me ^.^ thus? 
uWu AJAX. The pwocwamation! 
^-^ THEWSITES. Thou art proclaim'd, :3 a fool, I uWu think. 
uWu AJAX. Do ;;w;; nyot, >_> powpentinye, ^-^ do not; my fingers ^-^ itch. 
^-^ THEWSITES. I would :3 thou didst ;;w;; itch ^-^ fwom head ^-^ to foot ÚwÚ and I xDD had OwO the 
x3 scwatching >_> of thee; I would ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee OwO the >_> woathsomest xDD scab in 
Gweece. When :3 thou art :3 fowth in OwO the incuwsions, :3 thou xDD stwikest as 
uWu swow as >_> anyothew. 
uWu AJAX. I ÚwÚ say, OwO the proclamation. 
^-^ THEWSITES. Thou grumblest ÚwÚ and >_< waiwest every hour uWu on Achiwwes; ÚwÚ and 
:3 thou art as :33 fuww >_> of >_< envy at his greatness as Cewbewus :3 is at 
Proserpina's beauty-ay, UwU that :3 thou bark'st at >_> him. 
uWu AJAX. ^w^ Mistwess Thewsites! 
^-^ THEWSITES. Thou shouldst strike >_> him. 
uWu AJAX. ÚwÚ Cobwoaf! 
^-^ THEWSITES. ÚwÚ He would pun ÚwÚ thee OwO into >_> shivews with his ^-^ fist, as :3 a 
OwO saiwow bweaks :3 a :3 biscuit. 
uWu AJAX. You whoreson cur! >w< [Stwikes xDD him] 
^-^ THEWSITES. uWu Do, do. 
uWu AJAX. Thou ^w^ stoow uWu fow :3 a witch! 
^-^ THEWSITES. >w< Ay, uWu do, do; :3 thou ÚwÚ sodden-witted wowd! Thou x3 hast nyo ^-^ mowe 
bwain than I ^.^ have in >_< minye ewbows; OwO an >_< assinyico ^-^ may OwO tutow thee. You 
scurvy ÚwÚ vawiant ^w^ ass! Thou art here uWu but ^-^ to thrash Troyans, ÚwÚ and :3 thou 
art bought ÚwÚ and :3 sowd UwU among x3 those >_> of ^-^ any ÚwÚ wit >_< wike :3 a xDD bawbawian 
>w< swave. >w< If :3 thou ;;w;; use ^-^ to beat uWu me, I uWu wiww begin at >w< thy >_< heew ÚwÚ and tell 
what :3 thou art uWu by inches, :3 thou xDD thing >_> of nyo xDD bowews, thou! 
uWu AJAX. You xDD dog! 
^-^ THEWSITES. You scurvy wowd! 
uWu AJAX. You cur! >w< [Stwikes xDD him] 
^-^ THEWSITES. >w< Maws his :33 idiot! uWu Do, rudeness; uWu do, xDD camew; uWu do, do. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ ACHIWWES ÚwÚ and ;;w;; PATWOCWUS 

>w< ACHIWWES. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, Ajax! >w< Whewefowe ^-^ do you ^.^ thus? 
OwO How nyow, Thewsites! What's OwO the matter, man? 
^-^ THEWSITES. You UwU see him there, ^-^ do you? 
>w< ACHIWWES. ÚwÚ Ay; ^w^ what's OwO the matter? 
^-^ THEWSITES. ;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ wook x3 upon >_> him. 
>w< ACHIWWES. ^w^ So I do. What's OwO the matter? 
^-^ THEWSITES. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but ^-^ wegawd him :33 weww. 
>w< ACHIWWES. >_< Weww! >_> why, OwO so I do. 
^-^ THEWSITES. But ÚwÚ yet you ÚwÚ wook ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww x3 upon him; uWu fow ^-^ who >w< some >w< evew 
you UwU take him ^-^ to ^.^ be, ^.^ he :3 is Ajax. 
>w< ACHIWWES. I xDD knyow UwU that, >_> foow. 
^-^ THEWSITES. >w< Ay, uWu but UwU that OwO foow knows ^.^ nyot :3 himsewf. 
uWu AJAX. OwO Thewefowe I beat thee. 
^-^ THEWSITES. :33 Wo, >w< wo, >w< wo, >w< wo, what :3 modicums >_> of ÚwÚ wit ^.^ he uttews! His 
UwU evasions ^.^ have ears ;;w;; thus UwU wong. I ^.^ have ^.^ bobb'd his bwain ^-^ mowe than 
^.^ he >_> has beat my >_< bonyes. I uWu wiww ^-^ buy :33 nyinye xDD spawwows uWu fow :3 a penny, ÚwÚ and 
his :3 pia :33 matew :3 is ^.^ nyot wowth OwO the nyinth part >_> of :3 a sparrow. :3 This 
lord, Achilles, UwU Ajax-who weaws his ÚwÚ wit in his :33 bewwy ÚwÚ and his ^-^ guts 
in his :33 head-I'ww tell you what I uWu say >_> of >_> him. 
>w< ACHIWWES. ^-^ What? 
^-^ THEWSITES. I uWu say :3 this ^-^ Ajax- >w< [AJAX ;;w;; offews ^-^ to strike xDD him] 
>w< ACHIWWES. ;;w;; Nyay, good Ajax. 
^-^ THEWSITES. xDD Has ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much :33 wit- 
>w< ACHIWWES. ;;w;; Nyay, I >w< must howd you. 
^-^ THEWSITES. UwU As uWu wiww xDD stop OwO the eye >_> of ^-^ Hewen's needle, uWu fow xDD whom ^.^ he 
comes ^-^ to ^w^ fight. 
>w< ACHIWWES. Peace, >_> foow. 
^-^ THEWSITES. I would ^.^ have xDD peace ÚwÚ and quietness, uWu but OwO the OwO foow uWu wiww nyot- 
^.^ he :3 thewe; UwU that xDD he; ÚwÚ wook you ^.^ thewe. 
uWu AJAX. :3 O :3 thou damned cur! I shaww- 
>w< ACHIWWES. uWu Wiww you xDD set >_> youw ÚwÚ wit ^-^ to :3 a fool's? 
^-^ THEWSITES. No, I ;;w;; wawwant you, OwO the foow's uWu wiww ÚwÚ shame it. 
PATWOCWUS. Good x3 wowds, OwO Thewsites. 
>w< ACHIWWES. What's OwO the quarrel? 
uWu AJAX. I bade OwO the :3 viwe oww >w< go learn me OwO the >_< tenyouw >_> of OwO the 
;;w;; pwocwamation, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he >_> waiws x3 upon >_> me. 
^-^ THEWSITES. I sewve ÚwÚ thee not. 
uWu AJAX. Weww, >w< go ^.^ to, >w< go x3 to. 
^-^ THEWSITES. I sewve here :33 vowuntawy. 
>w< ACHIWWES. Your last service ÚwÚ was OwO suff'wance; 'twas ^.^ nyot :33 vowuntawy. :3 Nyo 
man :3 is >_> beaten :33 vowuntawy. >_< Ajax ÚwÚ was here OwO the >w< vowuntawy, ÚwÚ and you as 
uWu undew OwO an OwO impwess. 
^-^ THEWSITES. uWu E'en >w< so; :3 a gweat ^-^ deaw >_> of >_> youw ÚwÚ wit xDD too :3 wies in >_> youw 
sinews, ^w^ ow ewse there >w< be liars. >_< Hectow uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 a gweat catch 
OwO an ^.^ he xDD knyock >_< out ;;w;; eithew >_> of >_> youw x3 bwains: UwU 'a ;;w;; wewe as good >_< cwack :3 a 
;;w;; fusty nut with nyo kernel. 
>w< ACHIWWES. >_> What, with me UwU too, ^w^ Thewsites? 
^-^ THEWSITES. There's Uwysses ÚwÚ and ^.^ owd ^-^ Nyestow-whose ÚwÚ wit ÚwÚ was ^w^ mouwdy ewe 
>_> youw grandsires xDD had ^.^ nyaiws uWu on theiw toes-yoke you >_< wike :3 dwaught 
^-^ oxen, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make you plough OwO up OwO the ;;w;; waws. 
>w< ACHIWWES. >_> What, ;;w;; what? 
^-^ THEWSITES. x3 Yes, good sooth. ÚwÚ To Achilles, ^-^ to ^w^ Ajax, UwU to- 
uWu AJAX. I uWu shaww ÚwÚ cut >_< out >_> youw OwO tongue. 
^-^ THEWSITES. ^.^ 'Tis nyo matter; I uWu shaww speak as >w< much as :3 thou 
x3 aftewwawds. 
PATWOCWUS. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe x3 wowds, x3 Thewsites; :3 peace! 
^-^ THEWSITES. I uWu wiww howd my xDD peace when Achiwwes' brach >_< bids uWu me, uWu shaww 
x3 I? 
>w< ACHIWWES. There's uWu fow you, :3 Patwocwus. 
^-^ THEWSITES. I uWu wiww UwU see you ;;w;; hang'd >_< wike cwotpowes ewe I come ^-^ any ^-^ mowe 
^-^ to >_> youw tents. I uWu wiww ^-^ keep xDD whewe there :3 is ÚwÚ wit :33 stiwwing, ÚwÚ and xDD weave 
OwO the >w< faction >_> of fools. Exit 
PATWOCWUS. OwO A good uWu widdance. 
>w< ACHIWWES. x3 Mawwy, this, ;;w;; siw, :3 is pwocwaim'd OwO thwough >w< aww ^-^ ouw OwO host, 
:33 That xDD Hectow, uWu by OwO the fifth hour >_> of OwO the >_> sun, 
uWu Wiww with :3 a twumpet :33 'twixt ^-^ ouw x3 tents ÚwÚ and Twoy, 
>w< To-mowwow morning, caww >w< some x3 knyight ^-^ to ÚwÚ awms 
:33 That ;;w;; hath :3 a ;;w;; stomach; ÚwÚ and such :3 a ^-^ onye UwU that dare 
Maintain I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what; 'tis OwO twash. >w< Faweweww. 
uWu AJAX. >w< Faweweww. OwO Who uWu shaww ÚwÚ answew OwO him? 
>w< ACHIWWES. I xDD knyow not; 'tis >w< put ^-^ to OwO wott'wy. Othewwise. ÚwÚ He knew his 
xDD man. 
uWu AJAX. :33 O, meaning xDD you! I uWu wiww >w< go learn ^-^ mowe >_> of it. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. 
>w< Twoy. PWIAM'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew UwU PWIAM, uWu HECTOW, TWOIWUS, PARIS, ÚwÚ and HELENUS 

PWIAM. :33 Aftew OwO so many >_> houws, x3 wives, >_> speeches, x3 spent, 
ÚwÚ Thus UwU once UwU again :33 says Nestor ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< Gweeks: 
>_> 'Dewivew >_< Hewen, ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< damage else- 
UwU As xDD honyouw, woss >_> of UwU time, travail, >_> expense, 
Wounds, fwiends, ÚwÚ and what ewse dear UwU that :3 is UwU consum'd 
UwU In ^.^ hot ^.^ digestion >_> of :3 this >_< cowmowant war- 
:33 Shaww >w< be struck off.' xDD Hectow, what uWu say you to't? 
OwO HECTOW. ^-^ Though nyo man ^.^ wessew ^-^ feaws OwO the ÚwÚ Gweeks than OwO I, 
UwU As :3 faw as OwO toucheth my :33 pawticuwaw, 
xDD Yet, ;;w;; dwead Priam, 
Thewe :3 is nyo wady >_> of ^-^ mowe ^w^ softew xDD bowews, 
Mowe spongy ^-^ to x3 suck in OwO the :33 sense >_> of feaw, 
Mowe ready ^-^ to x3 cwy >_< out 'Who knows what ;;w;; fowwows?' 
>w< Than >_< Hectow is. The x3 wound >_> of xDD peace :3 is surety, 
>_> Suwety x3 secuwe; uWu but modest x3 doubt :3 is xDD caww'd 
The :33 beacon >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ wise, OwO the tent UwU that searches 
ÚwÚ To th' xDD bottom >_> of OwO the uWu wowst. >_> Wet Hewen ^.^ go. 
x3 Since OwO the ^.^ fiwst >_< swowd ÚwÚ was :33 dwawn about :3 this ^.^ question, 
uWu Evewy tithe ^w^ souw 'mongst many ^w^ thousand OwO dismes 
;;w;; Hath >_< been as dear as ^w^ Hewen-I >_> mean, >_> of ^-^ ouws. 
>w< If ^-^ we ^.^ have lost OwO so many ÚwÚ tenths >_> of ^w^ ouws 
ÚwÚ To guawd :3 a xDD thing ^.^ nyot UwU ouws, :3 nyow wowth ^-^ to >w< us, 
Had ^.^ it ^-^ ouw uWu nyame, OwO the >_< vawue >_> of ^-^ onye ten, 
What mewit's in UwU that reason ;;w;; which ^w^ denyies 
The yielding >_> of xDD hew ^.^ up? 
>_< TWOIWUS. :33 Fie, ^.^ fie, my ^-^ bwothew! 
Weigh you OwO the wowth ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw >_> of :3 a ^-^ king, 
^w^ So gweat as ^-^ ouw ;;w;; dwead ^.^ fathew's, in :3 a scale 
x3 Of ^w^ common :3 ounces? uWu Wiww you with ;;w;; countews sum 
The past-proportion >_> of his ^-^ infinyite, 
And ^w^ buckwe in :3 a >_> waist UwU most ÚwÚ fathomwess 
x3 With ^.^ spans ÚwÚ and UwU inches OwO so diminutive 
UwU As ^-^ feaws ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weasons? :33 Fie, uWu fow x3 godwy OwO shame! 
^.^ HEWENyUS. :3 Nyo x3 mawvew >w< though you bite OwO so shawp at uWu weasons, 
You awe OwO so uWu empty >_> of ^.^ them. ;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw fathew 
Beaw OwO the gweat ^.^ sway >_> of his affairs with uWu weasons, 
xDD Because >_> youw OwO speech ;;w;; hath UwU nyonye UwU that uWu tewws him so? 
>_< TWOIWUS. You awe uWu fow >_> dweams ÚwÚ and >_> swumbews, bwothew xDD pwiest; 
You x3 fuw >_> youw ;;w;; gwuvs with reason. ;;w;; Hewe awe >_> youw >w< weasons: 
You xDD knyow OwO an enemy xDD intends you ^w^ hawm; 
You xDD knyow :3 a >_< swowd empwoy'd :3 is pewiwous, 
And reason flies OwO the object >_> of >w< aww hawm. 
OwO Who :3 mawvews, then, when uWu Hewenyus OwO behowds 
OwO A Grecian ÚwÚ and his ;;w;; swowd, ^-^ if ^.^ he ^-^ do xDD set 
The vewy x3 wings >_> of reason ^-^ to his ^.^ heews 
And UwU fwy >_< wike chidden >_> Mewcuwy ^-^ fwom :33 Juv, 
Ow >_< wike :3 a star OwO disowb'd? ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if ^-^ we talk >_> of reason, 
Let's OwO shut ^-^ ouw ^w^ gates ÚwÚ and ^-^ sweep. ;;w;; Manhood ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw 
;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ have ^-^ hawe hearts, would uWu they uWu but UwU fat theiw >_> thoughts 
x3 With :3 this cwamm'd reason. >_< Weason ÚwÚ and >_< wespect 
UwU Make livers OwO pawe ÚwÚ and lustihood deject. 
OwO HECTOW. xDD Bwothew, ^.^ she :3 is ^.^ nyot wowth what ^.^ she :33 doth, uWu cost 
The :3 keeping. 
>_< TWOIWUS. What's >w< aught uWu but as 'tis ^w^ vawued? 
OwO HECTOW. But >_< vawue dwells ^.^ nyot in pawticuwaw wiww: 
^w^ It howds his uWu estimate ÚwÚ and >w< dignyity 
UwU As ;;w;; weww wherein 'tis pwecious >_> of itsewf 
UwU As in OwO the prizer. ^.^ 'Tis mad idolatry 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO the service gweatew than OwO the :33 god-I 
And OwO the uWu wiww dotes UwU that :3 is attwibutive 
ÚwÚ To what xDD infectiouswy itsewf >w< affects, 
Without >w< some ^.^ image >_> of th' ;;w;; affected mewit. 
>_< TWOIWUS. I UwU take OwO to-day :3 a xDD wife, ÚwÚ and my >w< ewection 
^-^ Is wed uWu on in OwO the OwO conduct >_> of my wiww; 
UwU My uWu wiww >w< enkindwed uWu by >_< minye eyes ÚwÚ and eaws, 
>w< Two traded :3 piwots :33 'twixt OwO the dangewous shores 
x3 Of uWu wiww ÚwÚ and ^.^ judgment: how ^-^ may I ;;w;; avoid, 
UwU Awthough my uWu wiww >_> distaste what ^.^ it :3 ewected, 
The UwU wife I chose? Thewe can >w< be nyo xDD evasion 
ÚwÚ To bwench ^-^ fwom :3 this ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^.^ stand ^w^ fiwm uWu by honyouw. 
We xDD tuwn ^.^ nyot xDD back OwO the silks x3 upon OwO the ^.^ mewchant 
When ^-^ we ^.^ have >_> soiw'd them; :3 nyow OwO the remainder :33 viands 
We ^-^ do ^.^ nyot thwow in unwespective ;;w;; sieve, 
xDD Because ^-^ we :3 nyow awe :33 fuww. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was ^w^ thought ^.^ meet 
Paris shouwd ^-^ do >w< some ;;w;; vengeance uWu on OwO the >_< Gweeks; 
Your >_> bweath with :33 fuww consent :33 benyied his sails; 
The :33 seas ÚwÚ and ^.^ winds, ^.^ owd wranglers, took :3 a truce, 
And >_> did him uWu sewvice. ÚwÚ He ^w^ touch'd OwO the ;;w;; powts desiw'd; 
And uWu fow OwO an ^.^ owd :33 aunt xDD whom OwO the ÚwÚ Gweeks held :33 captive 
ÚwÚ He ^w^ bwought :3 a Grecian queen, uWu whose xDD youth ÚwÚ and fweshnyess 
OwO Wwinkwes ^-^ Apowwo's, ÚwÚ and makes ^-^ stawe OwO the x3 mownying. 
UwU Why ^-^ keep ^-^ we uWu hew? The OwO Gwecians ^-^ keep ^-^ ouw aunt. 
^-^ Is ^.^ she wowth x3 keeping? ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ she :3 is :3 a ;;w;; peaww 
uWu Whose x3 pwice ;;w;; hath >w< waunch'd :33 abuv :3 a ^w^ thousand ;;w;; ships, 
And tuwn'd xDD cwown'd kings ^-^ to xDD mewchants. 
>w< If ^w^ you'ww >_< avouch 'twas OwO wisdom Paris :33 went- 
UwU As you >w< must needs, uWu fow you >w< aww :3 cwied 'Go, >_< go'- 
>w< If ^w^ you'ww x3 confess ^.^ he ^w^ bwought UwU home >w< wowthy pwize- 
UwU As you >w< must needs, uWu fow you >w< aww ÚwÚ cwapp'd >_> youw x3 hands, 
And :3 cwied 'Inyestimabwe!' -why ^-^ do you :3 nyow 
The xDD issue >_> of >_> youw pwopew >_> wisdoms :3 wate, 
And ^-^ do :3 a deed UwU that never >_> fowtunye >w< did- 
>_> Beggaw OwO the x3 estimation ;;w;; which you >_< pwiz'd 
Richer than ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ and land? :3 O uWu theft UwU most base, 
:33 That ^-^ we ^.^ have stow'n what ^-^ we ^-^ do ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to xDD keep! 
But ;;w;; thieves unworthy >_> of :3 a xDD thing OwO so stow'n 
:33 That in theiw ;;w;; countwy >_> did them UwU that >w< disgwace 
We ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to ;;w;; wawwant in ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ nyative pwace! 
CASSANDWA. xDD [Within] ÚwÚ Cwy, Troyans, cry. 
PWIAM. What noise, what shwiek :3 is uWu this? 
>_< TWOIWUS. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ ouw mad sistew; I ^-^ do xDD knyow xDD hew ÚwÚ voice. 
CASSANDWA. xDD [Within] ÚwÚ Cwy, Twoyans. 
OwO HECTOW. ^w^ It :3 is Cassandra. 

x3 Entew UwU CASSANDWA, waving 

CASSANDWA. ÚwÚ Cwy, Troyans, cry. ;;w;; Wend me >w< ten ^w^ thousand >_> eyes, 
And I uWu wiww fiww them with ;;w;; pwophetic uWu teaws. 
OwO HECTOW. Peace, ;;w;; sistew, ^-^ peace. 
CASSANDWA. OwO Viwgins ÚwÚ and uWu boys, mid-age ÚwÚ and ^-^ wwinkwed >_> ewd, 
>w< Soft OwO infancy, UwU that nyothing ^w^ canst uWu but cwy, 
Add ^-^ to my ^w^ cwamouws. >_> Wet OwO us pay uWu betimes 
OwO A xDD moiety >_> of UwU that mass >_> of ^.^ moan ^-^ to come. 
ÚwÚ Cwy, Troyans, cry. Pwactise >_> youw eyes with uWu teaws. 
^-^ Twoy >w< must ^.^ nyot ^.^ be, :3 nyow ÚwÚ goodwy >_< Iwion ÚwÚ stand; 
Our ;;w;; fiwebwand :33 bwothew, Pawis, burns OwO us all. 
ÚwÚ Cwy, Troyans, cwy, OwO A Hewen ÚwÚ and :3 a woe! 
ÚwÚ Cwy, cry. ^-^ Twoy buwns, ^w^ ow ewse let Hewen ^.^ go. Exit 
OwO HECTOW. Nyow, youthfuw ^w^ Twoiwus, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^.^ these UwU high strains 
x3 Of divination in ^-^ ouw ^-^ sistew wowk 
uWu Some UwU touches >_> of ÚwÚ wemowse, ^w^ ow :3 is >_> youw UwU bwood 
^w^ So :3 madwy ^.^ hot UwU that nyo :3 discouwse >_> of reason, 
Nyow ;;w;; feaw >_> of OwO bad >_< success in :3 a OwO bad ^-^ cause, 
^w^ Can qualify OwO the same? 
>_< TWOIWUS. ÚwÚ Why, bwothew xDD Hectow, 
We ^-^ may ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think OwO the UwU justnyess >_> of OwO each ^.^ act 
Such ÚwÚ and nyo uWu othew than ^-^ event doth fowm xDD it; 
Nyow UwU once ^-^ deject OwO the :33 couwage >_> of ^-^ ouw ^w^ minds 
xDD Because ^-^ Cassandwa's ^w^ mad. Her bwain-sick OwO waptuwes 
Cannyot >_> distaste OwO the xDD goodnyess >_> of :3 a >_< quawwew 
^w^ Which ;;w;; hath ^-^ ouw uWu sevewaw honours >w< aww ÚwÚ engag'd 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make ^.^ it ;;w;; gwacious. >_< Fow my pwivate UwU pawt, 
I x3 am nyo ^-^ mowe ^w^ touch'd than >w< aww ^w^ Pwiam's >w< sons; 
And OwO Juv fowbid there shouwd >w< be x3 donye ÚwÚ amongst OwO us 
Such >w< things as UwU might offend OwO the >_> weakest uWu spween 
ÚwÚ To fight uWu fow ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ maintain. 
PARIS. Else UwU might OwO the x3 wowwd :3 convince >_> of wevity 
UwU As ;;w;; weww my ;;w;; undewtakings as >_> youw ^w^ counsews; 
But I >w< attest OwO the >_< gods, >_> youw :33 fuww consent 
Gave x3 wings ^-^ to my ^-^ pwopension, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cut >_> of 
^-^ Aww ^-^ feaws :33 attending uWu on OwO so x3 diwe :3 a >w< pwoject. 
>_< Fow what, alas, can ^.^ these my >w< singwe >w< awms? 
What ÚwÚ pwopugnyation :3 is in ^-^ onye ÚwÚ man's valour 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ stand OwO the push ÚwÚ and :33 enmity >_> of x3 those 
:3 This >_< quawwew would ;;w;; excite? xDD Yet, I protest, 
Were I :3 awonye ^-^ to xDD pass OwO the difficulties, 
And xDD had as uWu ampwe power as I ^.^ have wiww, 
Paris shouwd :33 nye'ew wetwact what ^.^ he ;;w;; hath x3 donye 
Nyow ^.^ faint in OwO the pursuit. 
PWIAM. Pawis, you speak 
;;w;; Wike ^-^ onye :3 besotted uWu on >_> youw ^w^ sweet delights. 
You ^.^ have OwO the honey stiww, uWu but ^.^ these OwO the ÚwÚ gaww; 
^w^ So ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ vawiant :3 is nyo UwU pwaise at all. 
PARIS. >_> Siw, I uWu pwopose ^.^ nyot mewewy ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf 
The ÚwÚ pweasuwes such :3 a x3 beauty brings with xDD it; 
But I would ^.^ have OwO the soiw >_> of xDD hew fair >w< wape 
>w< Wip'd x3 off in honyouwabwe UwU keeping :3 hew. 
What uWu tweason ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; wansack'd queen, 
;;w;; Disgwace ^-^ to >_> youw gweat worths, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to uWu me, 
Nyow ^-^ to x3 dewivew xDD hew UwU possession OwO up 
uWu On >_> tewms >_> of base compuwsion! ^w^ Can ^.^ it >w< be 
:33 That OwO so >w< degenyewate :3 a xDD stwain as :3 this 
;;w;; Shouwd UwU once xDD set >w< footing in >_> youw UwU genyewous ÚwÚ bosoms? 
There's ^.^ nyot OwO the UwU meanyest spirit uWu on ^-^ ouw party 
Without :3 a OwO heawt ^-^ to dare ^w^ ow >_< swowd ^-^ to dwaw 
When Hewen :3 is UwU defended; :3 nyow UwU nyonye OwO so x3 nyobwe 
uWu Whose life ;;w;; wewe i-iww bestow'd ^w^ ow death ÚwÚ unfam'd 
:3 Whewe Hewen :3 is OwO the ^w^ subject. >_> Then, I ÚwÚ say, 
^.^ Weww ^-^ may ^-^ we fight uWu fow xDD hew xDD whom ^-^ we xDD knyow ;;w;; weww 
The world's uWu wawge UwU spaces cannyot ;;w;; pawawwew. 
OwO HECTOW. Paris ÚwÚ and ^w^ Twoiwus, you ^.^ have uWu both ^w^ said ;;w;; weww; 
And uWu on OwO the cause ÚwÚ and xDD question :3 nyow in hand 
>_< Have gwoz'd, uWu but :33 supewficiawwy; ^.^ nyot >w< much 
Unlike x3 young ^-^ men, xDD whom Aristode ^w^ thought 
x3 Unfit ^-^ to hear :33 mowaw ^w^ phiwosophy. 
The reasons you >_> awwege ^-^ do ^-^ mowe conduce 
ÚwÚ To OwO the ^.^ hot passion >_> of distemp'wed UwU bwood 
>w< Than ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO up :3 a free determination 
'Twixt ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and ^-^ wwong; uWu fow ^w^ pweasuwe ÚwÚ and wevenge 
>_< Have ears ^-^ mowe xDD deaf than ^.^ addews ^-^ to OwO the >w< voice 
x3 Of ^-^ any OwO twue xDD decision. :3 Nyatuwe x3 cwaves 
^-^ Aww uWu dues >w< be ;;w;; wend'wed ^-^ to theiw uWu ownyews. Nyow, 
What nearer >_> debt in >w< aww humanyity 
>w< Than UwU wife :3 is ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ husband? >w< If :3 this OwO waw 
x3 Of ^-^ nyatuwe >w< be >_< cowwupted OwO thwough affection; 
And UwU that gweat uWu minds, >_> of ^w^ pawtiaw ^-^ induwgence 
ÚwÚ To theiw benumbed wills, resist OwO the same; 
Thewe :3 is :3 a OwO waw in OwO each weww-owdew'd >w< nyation 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; cuwb x3 those >_< waging ÚwÚ appetites UwU that awe 
uWu Most ;;w;; disobedient ÚwÚ and >_> wefwactowy. 
>w< If >_< Hewen, then, >w< be UwU wife ^-^ to Sparta's >_< king- 
UwU As ^.^ it :3 is OwO knyown ^.^ she is-these :33 mowaw ^-^ waws 
x3 Of ^-^ nyatuwe ÚwÚ and >_> of >_< nyations speak ;;w;; awoud 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have xDD hew xDD back ;;w;; wetuwn'd. ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ to persist 
UwU In UwU doing :33 wwong extenyuates ^.^ nyot ^.^ wwong, 
But makes ^.^ it >w< much ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ heavy. Hector's >_< opinyion 
^-^ Is this, in uWu way >_> of :33 twuth. xDD Yet, :33 nye'ew OwO the ^.^ wess, 
UwU My ^-^ spwitewy brethren, I >_< pwopend ^-^ to you 
UwU In wesowution ^-^ to ^-^ keep Hewen still; 
>_< Fow 'tis :3 a cause UwU that ;;w;; hath nyo UwU mean ;;w;; dependence 
:3 Upon ^-^ ouw >_< joint ÚwÚ and uWu sevewaw dignities. 
>_< TWOIWUS. ÚwÚ Why, there you ^w^ touch'd OwO the life >_> of ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ design. 
Were ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >_> gwowy UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ mowe ;;w;; affected 
>w< Than OwO the pewfowmance >_> of ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ heaving spweens, 
I would ^.^ nyot ^w^ wish :3 a >_> dwop >_> of >_> Twoyan UwU bwood 
OwO Spent ^-^ mowe in xDD hew xDD defence. But, >w< wowthy xDD Hectow, 
She :3 is :3 a >_> theme >_> of uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and renown, 
OwO A xDD spuw ^-^ to ÚwÚ vawiant ÚwÚ and ^.^ magnyanyimous >_< deeds, 
uWu Whose ÚwÚ pwesent :33 couwage ^-^ may beat ;;w;; down ^-^ ouw uWu foes, 
And ÚwÚ fame in UwU time ^-^ to come canonize >_< us; 
>_< Fow I presume bwave >_< Hectow would ^.^ nyot wose 
^w^ So rich ^w^ advantage >_> of :3 a OwO pwomis'd >_> gwowy 
UwU As >_> smiwes x3 upon OwO the fowehead >_> of :3 this >w< action 
>_< Fow OwO the ^-^ wide world's :33 wevenyue. 
OwO HECTOW. I x3 am xDD youws, 
You ÚwÚ vawiant offspring >_> of gweat xDD Pwiamus. 
I ^.^ have :3 a roisting challenge x3 sent ÚwÚ amongst 
The :33 duww ÚwÚ and factious nobles >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ Gweeks 
uWu Wiww strike UwU amazement ^-^ to theiw dwowsy spirits. 
I ÚwÚ was ;;w;; advewtis'd theiw gweat ^w^ genyewaw slept, 
>w< Whiwst x3 emuwation in OwO the ;;w;; awmy >_< cwept. 
This, I xDD pwesume, uWu wiww :3 wake >_> him. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. 
The Grecian x3 camp. Before OwO the tent >_> of ÚwÚ ACHIWWES 

x3 Entew THEWSITES, uWu sowus 

^-^ THEWSITES. OwO How nyow, Thewsites! >_> What, lost in OwO the labyrinth >_> of >w< thy 
ÚwÚ fuwy? :33 Shaww OwO the xDD ewephant >_< Ajax carry ^.^ it ^.^ thus? ÚwÚ He x3 beats uWu me, ÚwÚ and I 
;;w;; waiw at >_> him. :3 O >w< wowthy satisfaction! Wouwd ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe x3 othewwise: UwU that 
I :33 couwd beat ^w^ him, UwU whiwst ^.^ he ÚwÚ waiw'd at UwU me! ;;w;; 'Sfoot, I'll learn ^-^ to 
conjuwe ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ waise deviws, uWu but I'll UwU see >w< some xDD issue >_> of my spitefuw 
uWu execwations. ;;w;; Then :33 thewe's Achilles, :3 a x3 wawe :3 enginyeew! >w< If ^-^ Twoy >w< be 
^.^ nyot :3 taken ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ these two undermine it, OwO the >_< wawws uWu wiww ^.^ stand ÚwÚ tiww 
uWu they ^-^ faww >_> of :3 themsewves. :3 O :3 thou gweat thunder-darter >_> of x3 Owympus, 
^-^ fowget UwU that :3 thou art :33 Juv, OwO the ;;w;; king >_> of >_< gods, :3 and, >w< Mewcuwy, wose 
>w< aww OwO the :33 sewpentinye >w< cwaft >_> of >w< thy ^.^ caduceus, ^-^ if ye UwU take ^.^ nyot UwU that 
wittwe wittwe :33 wess-than-wittwe ÚwÚ wit ^-^ fwom them UwU that uWu they x3 have! 
;;w;; which short-arm'd xDD ignyowance itsewf knows :3 is OwO so abundant xDD scawce, 
^.^ it uWu wiww ^.^ nyot in ciwcumvention x3 dewivew :3 a UwU fwy ^-^ fwom :3 a spider ^-^ without 
UwU dwawing theiw xDD massy >w< iwons ÚwÚ and UwU cutting OwO the web. :33 Aftew this, OwO the 
;;w;; vengeance uWu on OwO the xDD whowe >_> camp! ;;w;; ow, ^.^ wathew, OwO the ;;w;; Nyeapowitan 
^.^ bonye-ache! uWu fow UwU that, >_> methinks, :3 is OwO the ^w^ cuwse depending uWu on x3 those 
UwU that OwO waw uWu fow :3 a placket. I ^.^ have ^w^ said my pwayews; ÚwÚ and ^w^ deviw uWu Envy 
uWu say ^-^ 'Amen.' What UwU ho! my Wowd Achiwwes! 

x3 Entew ;;w;; PATWOCWUS 

PATWOCWUS. >w< Who's thewe? Thewsites! Good Thersites, come in ÚwÚ and 
waiw. 
^-^ THEWSITES. >w< If I :33 couwd UwU 'a xDD wememb'wed :3 a OwO giwt UwU countewfeit, :3 thou 
wouldst ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ÚwÚ swipp'd >_< out >_> of my contempwation; uWu but ^.^ it :3 is nyo 
matter; thyself x3 upon thysewf! The ^w^ common ^w^ cuwse >_> of >_> mankind, ^.^ fowwy 
ÚwÚ and :33 ignyowance, >w< be UwU thinye in gweat >w< wevenyue! xDD Heaven bless ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom 
:3 a tutor, ÚwÚ and UwU discipwinye come ^.^ nyot ;;w;; nyeaw thee! >_> Wet >w< thy UwU bwood >w< be >w< thy 
:3 diwection ÚwÚ tiww >w< thy :33 death. ;;w;; Then ^-^ if ^.^ she UwU that lays ÚwÚ thee >_< out :33 says 
:3 thou art :3 a fair cowse, I'll >w< be sworn ÚwÚ and sworn ^w^ upon't ^.^ she never 
shwouded ^-^ any uWu but UwU wazaws. UwU Amen. Where's :33 Achiwwes? 
PATWOCWUS. >_> What, art :3 thou >w< devout? ^w^ Wast :3 thou in >_< pwayew? 
^-^ THEWSITES. >w< Ay, OwO the uWu heavens hear UwU me! 
PATWOCWUS. UwU Amen. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ ACHIWWES 

>w< ACHIWWES. >w< Who's thewe? 
PATWOCWUS. Thersites, my :33 wowd. 
>w< ACHIWWES. Whewe, whewe? :33 O, whewe? Awt :3 thou ^.^ come? ÚwÚ Why, my xDD cheese, my 
OwO digestion, x3 why x3 hast :3 thou ^.^ nyot served thyself in ^-^ to my ^-^ tabwe OwO so 
many meals? ^w^ Come, ^w^ what's Agamemnon? 
^-^ THEWSITES. x3 Thy commandew, ÚwÚ Achiwwes. ;;w;; Then tell uWu me, Patroclus, ^w^ what's 
:33 Achiwwes? 
PATWOCWUS. x3 Thy lord, OwO Thewsites. ;;w;; Then tell uWu me, I pray ^.^ thee, ^w^ what's 
^w^ Thewsites? 
^-^ THEWSITES. x3 Thy knower, :3 Patwocwus. ;;w;; Then tell uWu me, Patroclus, what art 
thou? 
PATWOCWUS. Thou >w< must tell UwU that knowest. 
>w< ACHIWWES. :33 O, >_< teww, >_< teww, 
^-^ THEWSITES. I'll decline OwO the xDD whowe :33 question. Agamemnyon ÚwÚ commands 
Achiwwes; >_> Achiwwes :3 is my ^w^ wowd; I x3 am Patroclus' knyowew; ÚwÚ and 
Patroclus :3 is :3 a >_> foow. 
PATWOCWUS. You wascaw! 
^-^ THEWSITES. Peace, foow! I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot >w< donye. 
>w< ACHIWWES. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a privileg'd xDD man. Pwoceed, OwO Thewsites. 
^-^ THEWSITES. Agamemnyon :3 is :3 a OwO foow; >_> Achiwwes :3 is :3 a OwO foow; Thewsites :3 is :3 a 
OwO foow; :3 and, as ÚwÚ afowesaid, Patroclus :3 is :3 a >_> foow. 
>w< ACHIWWES. Dewive ^.^ this; come. 
^-^ THEWSITES. Agamemnyon :3 is :3 a OwO foow ^-^ to :3 offew ^-^ to xDD command Achiwwes; 
>_> Achiwwes :3 is :3 a OwO foow ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ commanded >_> of :3 Agamemnyon; Thewsites :3 is :3 a 
OwO foow ^-^ to sewve such :3 a OwO foow; ÚwÚ and :3 this Patroclus :3 is :3 a OwO foow :33 positive. 
PATWOCWUS. UwU Why x3 am I :3 a xDD foow? 
^-^ THEWSITES. UwU Make UwU that >_> demand >_> of OwO the Creator. ^w^ It suffices me :3 thou 
awt. Wook you, ^-^ who comes hewe? 
>w< ACHIWWES. ^w^ Come, Patroclus, I'll speak with nobody. Come in with uWu me, 
OwO Thewsites. Exit 
^-^ THEWSITES. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is such ;;w;; patchewy, such ^w^ juggwing, ÚwÚ and such >_> knyavewy. 
^-^ Aww OwO the awgument :3 is :3 a xDD whowe ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< cuckowd-a good >_< quawwew ^-^ to dwaw 
emulous :3 factions ÚwÚ and bleed ^-^ to death upon. Nyow OwO the OwO dwy serpigo uWu on 
OwO the :3 subject, ÚwÚ and OwO waw ÚwÚ and lechery xDD confound all! Exit 

x3 Entew x3 AGAMEMNyON, UWYSSES, >_> NyESTOW, DIOMEDES, 
uWu AJAX, ÚwÚ and >_> CAWCHAS 

xDD AGAMEMNyON. :3 Whewe :3 is :33 Achiwwes? 
PATWOCWUS. xDD Within his tent; uWu but iww-dispos'd, my :33 wowd. 
xDD AGAMEMNyON. >_> Wet ^.^ it >w< be OwO knyown ^-^ to him UwU that ^-^ we awe here. 
ÚwÚ He ^-^ shent ^-^ ouw >w< messengews; ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu way uWu by 
Our :33 appewtainyings, :3 visiting >_> of >_> him. 
>_> Wet him >w< be told >w< so; UwU west, UwU pewchance, ^.^ he ÚwÚ think 
We dare ^.^ nyot move OwO the xDD question >_> of ^-^ ouw place 
Ow xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^-^ we >_> awe. 
PATWOCWUS. I uWu shaww uWu say OwO so ^-^ to >_> him. Exit 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. We ^-^ saw him at OwO the openying >_> of his >w< tent. 
ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ nyot sick. 
uWu AJAX. x3 Yes, >_> wion-sick, uWu sick >_> of >_> pwoud ÚwÚ heawt. You ^-^ may caww ^.^ it 
mewanchowy, ^-^ if you uWu wiww :3 favouw OwO the >w< man; ;;w;; but, uWu by my uWu head, 'tis 
^.^ pwide. But >_> why, uWu why? >_> Wet him show OwO us :3 a ^.^ cause. OwO A ;;w;; wowd, my :33 wowd. 
[Takes ^-^ AGAMEMNyON aside] 
NyESTOW. What muvs >_< Ajax ;;w;; thus ^-^ to :33 bay at OwO him? 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. >_> Achiwwes ;;w;; hath inveigled his OwO foow ^-^ fwom >_> him. 
>_> NESTOR.Who, ^w^ Thewsites? 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ÚwÚ He. 
NyESTOW. ;;w;; Then uWu wiww >_< Ajax wack matter, ^-^ if ^.^ he ^.^ have lost his awgument 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. Nyo; you UwU see ^.^ he :3 is his awgument UwU that >_> has his awgument- 
ÚwÚ Achiwwes. 
NyESTOW. ^-^ Aww OwO the bettew; theiw :3 fwaction :3 is ^-^ mowe ^-^ ouw ^w^ wish than theiw 
>_< faction. But ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :3 a >w< stwong uWu composuwe :3 a OwO foow :33 couwd ^w^ disunyite! 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. The ^.^ amity UwU that OwO wisdom ^w^ knyits ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ fowwy ^-^ may easiwy UwU untie. 

;;w;; We-entew ;;w;; PATWOCWUS 

;;w;; Hewe comes :3 Patwocwus. 
NyESTOW. :3 Nyo >_> Achiwwes with >_> him. 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. The xDD ewephant ;;w;; hath :33 joints, uWu but UwU nyonye uWu fow xDD couwtesy; his >w< wegs 
awe >w< wegs uWu fow necessity, ^.^ nyot uWu fow ^.^ fwexuwe. 
PATWOCWUS. >_> Achiwwes >_< bids me uWu say ^.^ he :3 is >w< much >_< sowwy 
>w< If ^-^ any xDD thing ^-^ mowe than >_> youw uWu spowt ÚwÚ and ^w^ pweasuwe 
OwO Did move >_> youw greatness ÚwÚ and :3 this x3 nyobwe OwO state 
ÚwÚ To caww x3 upon him; ^.^ he OwO hopes ^.^ it :3 is nyo uWu othew 
But uWu fow >_> youw OwO heawth ÚwÚ and >_> youw ^.^ digestion UwU sake, 
An xDD aftew-dinnyew's ^.^ bweath. 
xDD AGAMEMNyON. >w< Heaw you, :3 Patwocwus. 
We awe xDD too ;;w;; weww acquainted with ^.^ these >_> answews; 
But his ^w^ evasion, >_< wing'd ;;w;; thus swift with ^w^ scown, 
Cannyot outfwy ^-^ ouw apprehensions. 
^.^ Much attribute ^.^ he ;;w;; hath, ÚwÚ and >w< much OwO the reason 
UwU Why ^-^ we UwU ascwibe ^.^ it ^-^ to >_> him. >_> Yet >w< aww his UwU viwtues, 
:3 Nyot OwO viwtuouswy uWu on his >_> own part behewd, 
Do in ^-^ ouw eyes begin ^-^ to wose theiw gloss; 
xDD Yea, >_< wike fair fwuit in OwO an UwU unwhowesome dish, 
uWu Awe >_< wike ^-^ to ÚwÚ wot untasted. uWu Go ÚwÚ and tell him 
We come ^-^ to speak with him; ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot xDD sin 
>w< If you ^-^ do uWu say ^-^ we ÚwÚ think him OwO uvw-pwoud 
And uWu undew-honyest, in uWu sewf-assumption gweatew 
>w< Than in OwO the ^-^ nyote >_> of ^w^ judgment; ÚwÚ and worthier than ^-^ himsewf 
;;w;; Hewe tend OwO the savage stwangenyess ^.^ he ^-^ puts OwO on, 
:33 Disguise OwO the holy OwO stwength >_> of theiw ^.^ command, 
And underwrite in OwO an observing >w< kind 
His UwU humowous :33 pwedominyance; ^-^ yea, watch 
His :3 pettish uWu wunyes, his ebbs, his fwows, as ^-^ if 
The ÚwÚ passage ÚwÚ and xDD whowe carriage >_> of :3 this >w< action 
Rode uWu on his ;;w;; tide. uWu Go tell him this, ÚwÚ and :33 ad 
:33 That ^-^ if ^.^ he ^.^ uvwhowd his x3 pwice OwO so >w< much 
>w< We'ww UwU nyonye >_> of ^w^ him, uWu but let ^w^ him, >_< wike OwO an ^-^ enginye 
:3 Nyot ÚwÚ powtabwe, lie uWu undew :3 this ^-^ wepowt: 
>_< Bwing >w< action uWu hithew; :3 this cannyot >w< go ^-^ to waw. 
OwO A stiwwing dwarf ^-^ we ^-^ do allowance ^w^ give 
Before :3 a sweeping giant. >_> Teww him ÚwÚ so. 
PATWOCWUS. I ^-^ shaww, ÚwÚ and bwing his ÚwÚ answew >_> pwesentwy. Exit 
xDD AGAMEMNyON. UwU In uWu second >w< voice ^w^ we'ww ^.^ nyot >w< be xDD satisfied; 
We come ^-^ to speak with >_> him. ^.^ Uwysses, ÚwÚ entew you. 
Exit >w< UWYSSES 
uWu AJAX. What :3 is ^.^ he ^-^ mowe than anyothew? 
xDD AGAMEMNyON. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe than what ^.^ he OwO thinks ^.^ he is. 
uWu AJAX. ^-^ Is ^.^ he OwO so much? Do you ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think ^.^ he OwO thinks ^-^ himsewf :3 a better 
man than I :33 am? 
xDD AGAMEMNyON. :3 Nyo :33 question. 
uWu AJAX. uWu Wiww you ^w^ subscwibe his ^w^ thought ÚwÚ and uWu say ^.^ he ÚwÚ is? 
xDD AGAMEMNyON. No, x3 nyobwe Ajax; you awe as ^w^ stwong, as :3 vawiant, as ÚwÚ wise, 
nyo less noble, >w< much ^-^ mowe gentle, ÚwÚ and ^-^ awtogethew ^-^ mowe twactabwe. 
uWu AJAX. UwU Why shouwd :3 a man >w< be pwoud? OwO How doth uWu pwide gwow? I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot 
what uWu pwide is. 
xDD AGAMEMNyON. Your :33 mind :3 is OwO the ;;w;; cweawew, ^w^ Ajax, ÚwÚ and >_> youw viwtues OwO the 
fairer. ÚwÚ He UwU that :3 is >_> pwoud ;;w;; eats OwO up :3 himsewf. ^-^ Pwide :3 is his >_> own glass, 
his >_> own ^.^ twumpet, his >_> own chronicle; ÚwÚ and ^.^ whatevew ^.^ pwaises itsewf 
uWu but in OwO the deed devouws OwO the deed in OwO the :3 pwaise. 

;;w;; We-entew >w< UWYSSES 

uWu AJAX. I ^-^ do UwU hate :3 a >_> pwoud man as I ^-^ do UwU hate OwO the xDD engend'wing >_> of uWu toads. 
NyESTOW. ^-^ [Aside] And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he loves himself: :3 is't ^.^ nyot strange? 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. >_> Achiwwes uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO the field >w< to-mowwow. 
xDD AGAMEMNyON. What's his excuse? 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ÚwÚ He doth UwU wewy uWu on ^.^ nyonye; 
But >_> cawwies uWu on OwO the ^w^ stweam >_> of his xDD dispose, 
Without >_< obsewvance ^w^ ow >_< wespect >_> of >_< any, 
UwU In uWu wiww xDD pecuwiaw ÚwÚ and in >_< sewf-admission. 
xDD AGAMEMNyON. UwU Why uWu wiww ^.^ he ;;w;; nyot, x3 upon ^-^ ouw fair UwU wequest, 
:33 Untent his person ÚwÚ and share OwO the ÚwÚ aiw with >_> us? 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. OwO Things small as nothing, uWu fow request's :33 sake only, 
ÚwÚ He makes important; ^-^ possess'd ^.^ he :3 is with >_< gweatnyess, 
And ^-^ speaks ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^-^ himsewf uWu but with :3 a uWu pwide 
:33 That quarrels at >w< sewf-bweath. :33 Imagin'd wowth 
uWu Howds in his UwU bwood such ^.^ swow'n ÚwÚ and ^.^ hot :3 discouwse 
:33 That :33 'twixt his ^.^ mentaw ÚwÚ and his ^-^ active pawts 
Kingdom'd >_> Achiwwes in uWu commotion rages, 
And batters ;;w;; down :3 himsewf. What shouwd I ^w^ say? 
ÚwÚ He :3 is OwO so x3 pwaguy >_> pwoud UwU that OwO the death ^w^ tokens >_> of ^.^ it 
OwO Cwy ^.^ 'Nyo x3 wecuvwy.' 
xDD AGAMEMNyON. >_> Wet >_< Ajax >w< go ^-^ to >_> him. 
UwU Deaw lord, >w< go you ÚwÚ and gweet him in his >w< tent. 
^.^ 'Tis ^w^ said ^.^ he howds you ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ and uWu wiww >w< be wed 
^.^ At >_> youw xDD wequest :3 a wittwe ^-^ fwom :3 himsewf. 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. :3 O ^-^ Agamemnyon, let ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >w< be so! 
>w< We'ww consecrate OwO the ^-^ steps UwU that >_< Ajax makes 
When uWu they >w< go ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ Achiwwes. :33 Shaww OwO the >_> pwoud lord 
:33 That bastes his arrogance with his >_> own ^-^ seam 
And never >w< suffews matter >_> of OwO the x3 wowwd 
x3 Entew his ^-^ thoughts, :33 save such as doth revolve 
And wuminyate himsewf-shaww ^.^ he >w< be >w< wowshipp'd 
x3 Of UwU that ^-^ we howd OwO an >w< idow ^-^ mowe than x3 he? 
No, :3 this uWu thwice-wowthy ÚwÚ and ^.^ wight ÚwÚ vawiant lord 
:33 Shaww ^.^ nyot OwO so ^-^ stawe his x3 pawm, ^w^ nyobwy ^.^ acquiw'd, 
Nyow, uWu by my wiww, xDD assubjugate his merit, 
UwU As amply titled as >_> Achiwwes ;;w;; is, 
By ^-^ going ^-^ to ÚwÚ Achiwwes. 
:33 That ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to ÚwÚ enwawd his :3 fat-awweady :33 pwide, 
And ÚwÚ add ^-^ mowe coaws ^-^ to >_< Cancew when ^.^ he burns 
x3 With entertaining gweat uWu Hypewion. 
:3 This lord >w< go ^-^ to :3 him! Jupiter forbid, 
And uWu say in thundew 'Achilles >w< go ^-^ to :33 him.' 
NyESTOW. ^-^ [Aside] :33 O, :3 this :3 is well! ÚwÚ He >_> wubs OwO the :3 vein >_> of >_> him. 
uWu DIOMEDES. ^-^ [Aside] And how his siwence dwinks OwO up :3 this appwause! 
uWu AJAX. >w< If I >w< go ^-^ to ^w^ him, with my UwU awmed :33 fist I'll ÚwÚ pash him o'ew OwO the 
face. 
xDD AGAMEMNyON. :33 O, no, you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ go. 
uWu AJAX. An UwU 'a >w< be >_> pwoud with me I'll UwU pheeze his ^.^ pwide. 
>_> Wet me >w< go ^-^ to >_> him. 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. :3 Nyot uWu fow OwO the wowth UwU that OwO hangs x3 upon ^-^ ouw UwU quawwew. 
uWu AJAX. OwO A pawtwy, UwU insowent ^.^ fewwow! 
NyESTOW. ^-^ [Aside] OwO How ^.^ he :3 descwibes himsewf! 
uWu AJAX. ^w^ Can ^.^ he ^.^ nyot >w< be sociabwe? 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ^-^ [Aside] The raven >_> chides bwacknyess. 
uWu AJAX. I'll let his uWu humouws bwood. 
xDD AGAMEMNyON. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ He uWu wiww >w< be OwO the physician UwU that shouwd >w< be OwO the 
ÚwÚ patient. 
uWu AJAX. An >w< aww x3 men ;;w;; wewe :3 a my mind- 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ^-^ [Aside] >w< Wit would >w< be >_< out >_> of xDD fashion. 
uWu AJAX. 'A shouwd ^.^ nyot bear ^.^ it so, UwU 'a shouwd uWu eat's uWu wowds >_> fiwst. 
:33 Shaww uWu pwide carry it? 
NyESTOW. ^-^ [Aside] An x3 'twouwd, ^w^ you'd carry ;;w;; hawf. 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ^-^ [Aside] 'A would ^.^ have >w< ten shawes. 
uWu AJAX. I uWu wiww :3 knyead ^w^ him, I'll ^-^ make him x3 suppwe. 
NyESTOW. ^-^ [Aside] >w< He's ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet OwO thwough wawm. x3 Fowce him with praises; 
pouw ÚwÚ in, pouw in; his ambition :3 is dry. 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. uWu [To AGAMEMNON] UwU My lord, you :33 feed xDD too >w< much uWu on :3 this diswike. 
NyESTOW. Our x3 nyobwe general, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. 
uWu DIOMEDES. You >w< must :33 pwepawe ^-^ to fight ^-^ without ÚwÚ Achiwwes. 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. UwU Why 'tis :3 this ^-^ nyaming >_> of him OwO does him hawm. 
;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a ^w^ man-but 'tis before his ^.^ face; 
I uWu wiww >w< be silent. 
NyESTOW. >w< Whewefowe shouwd you so? 
ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ nyot ;;w;; emuwous, as >_> Achiwwes is. 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. xDD Knyow OwO the xDD whowe UwU wowwd, ^.^ he :3 is as uWu vawiant. 
uWu AJAX. OwO A whoreson dog, UwU that uWu shaww ^.^ pawtew with OwO us UwU thus! 
Wouwd ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe :3 a xDD Twoyan! 
NyESTOW. What :3 a OwO vice ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it in >_< Ajax >w< nyow- 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. >w< If ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe uWu pwoud. 
uWu DIOMEDES. Ow cuvtous >_> of :3 pwaise. 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. >w< Ay, ^w^ ow suwwy bownye. 
uWu DIOMEDES. Ow stwange, ^w^ ow uWu sewf-affected. 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ^w^ Thank OwO the uWu heavens, lord, :3 thou art >_> of ^w^ sweet uWu composuwe 
^w^ Pwaise him UwU that :3 gat ^.^ thee, ^.^ she UwU that >_> gave ÚwÚ thee ^w^ suck; 
UwU Fam'd >w< be >w< thy tutor, ÚwÚ and >w< thy pawts >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe 
;;w;; Thwice-fam'd ^.^ beyond, uWu beyond >w< aww >_> ewudition; 
But ^.^ he UwU that disciplin'd UwU thinye ÚwÚ awms ^-^ to ÚwÚ fight- 
>_> Wet >w< Maws >_> divide eternity in x3 twain 
And ^w^ give him hawf; :3 and, uWu fow >w< thy >_> vigouw, 
;;w;; Buww-beawing Milo his >w< addition ÚwÚ yiewd 
ÚwÚ To sinewy Ajax. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot UwU pwaise >w< thy ;;w;; wisdom, 
>w< Which, >_< wike :3 a bouwn, :3 a pawe, :3 a shore, confinyes 
x3 Thy xDD spacious ÚwÚ and >_< diwated pawts. Here's ;;w;; Nyestow, 
xDD Instwucted uWu by OwO the antiquary times- 
ÚwÚ He xDD must, ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ^.^ he cannyot uWu but >w< be x3 wise; 
But pawdon, fathew ;;w;; Nyestow, ;;w;; wewe >_> youw >_< days 
UwU As green as ^w^ Ajax' ÚwÚ and >_> youw bwain OwO so temper'd, 
You shouwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ have OwO the :33 eminyence >_> of ^w^ him, 
But >w< be as Ajax. 
uWu AJAX. :33 Shaww I caww you fathew? 
NyESTOW. >w< Ay, my good :33 son. 
uWu DIOMEDES. Be :33 wuw'd uWu by ^w^ him, Wowd Ajax. 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. Thewe :3 is nyo ^.^ tawwying xDD hewe; OwO the hart >_> Achiwwes 
uWu Keeps ;;w;; thicket. UwU Pwease ^.^ it ^-^ ouw gweat ^w^ genyewaw 
ÚwÚ To caww >_> togethew >w< aww his OwO state >_> of waw; 
;;w;; Fwesh kings awe come ^-^ to >w< Twoy. >w< To-mowwow 
We >w< must with >w< aww ^-^ ouw x3 main >_> of power ^.^ stand uWu fast; 
And >w< hewe's :3 a ^.^ wowd-come knyights ^-^ fwom ^w^ east ^-^ to west 
And cull theiw ^w^ fwowew, >_< Ajax uWu shaww :33 cope OwO the >_> best. 
xDD AGAMEMNyON. uWu Go ^-^ we ^-^ to counciw. >_> Wet >_> Achiwwes ^-^ sweep. 
Wight ^w^ boats sail xDD swift, >w< though gweatew uWu huwks dwaw deep. 
>_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. 
>w< Twoy. PWIAM'S :33 pawace 

:3 Music x3 sounds within. x3 Entew >w< PANDAWUS ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT 

^w^ PANDAWUS. Friend, you-pray you, :3 a :33 wowd. Do you ^.^ nyot follow OwO the x3 young 
Wowd uWu Pawis? 
SERVANT. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, when ^.^ he :33 goes before >_> me. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. You depend x3 upon ^w^ him, I ÚwÚ mean? 
SERVANT. >_> Siw, I ^-^ do depend x3 upon OwO the :33 wowd. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. You depend x3 upon :3 a >_> nyotabwe ^w^ gentweman; I >w< must ^.^ nyeeds UwU pwaise 
>_> him. 
SERVANT. The lord >w< be praised! 
^w^ PANDAWUS. You xDD knyow uWu me, ^-^ do you not? 
SERVANT. OwO Faith, ;;w;; siw, xDD supewficiawwy. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. Friend, xDD knyow me uWu bettew: I x3 am OwO the Wowd Pandarus. 
SERVANT. I >w< hope I uWu shaww xDD knyow >_> youw uWu honyouw ^w^ bettew. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. I ^-^ do desiwe it. 
SERVANT. You awe in OwO the OwO state >_> of >_< gwace. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. Grace! :3 Nyot so, :3 fwiend; uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and ^.^ wowdship awe my titwes. 
What music :3 is uWu this? 
SERVANT. I ^-^ do uWu but pawtwy >w< knyow, siw; ^.^ it :3 is music in pawts. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. xDD Knyow you OwO the OwO musicians? 
SERVANT. ^w^ Whowwy, sir. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. OwO Who xDD pway uWu they UwU to? 
SERVANT. ÚwÚ To OwO the ;;w;; heawews, sir. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. ^.^ At uWu whose pweasuwe, fwiend? 
SERVANT. ^.^ At ÚwÚ minye, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; theiws UwU that love UwU music. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. >_> Command, I >_> mean, >w< fwiend. 
SERVANT. OwO Who uWu shaww I ^.^ command, sir? 
^w^ PANDAWUS. Friend, ^-^ we undewstand ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye another: I x3 am ^-^ to couwtwy, 
ÚwÚ and :3 thou art xDD too UwU cunnying. ^.^ At uWu whose xDD wequest ^-^ do ^.^ these x3 men xDD pway? 
SERVANT. ^.^ That's to't, :3 indeed, sir. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, at OwO the xDD wequest >_> of 
Paris my lord, ^-^ who :3 is there in ^-^ pewson; with him OwO the x3 mowtaw UwU Venyus, 
OwO the heart-blood >_> of :3 beauty, ^-^ wuv's :33 invisibwe x3 souw- 
^w^ PANDAWUS. Who, my uWu cousin, Cressida? 
SERVANT. No, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ Hewen. Could ^.^ nyot you find >_< out UwU that uWu by xDD hew 
>_< attwibutes? 
^w^ PANDAWUS. ^w^ It shouwd seem, fewwow, UwU that :3 thou x3 hast ^.^ nyot uWu seen OwO the OwO Wady 
Cressida. I come ^-^ to speak with Paris ^-^ fwom OwO the Prince ^w^ Twoiwus; I 
uWu wiww ^-^ make :3 a :33 compwimentaw assauwt x3 upon ^w^ him, uWu fow my ^-^ businyess 
seethes. 
SERVANT. Sodden businyess! There's :3 a >_< stew'd ^.^ phwase uWu indeed! 

x3 Entew PARIS ÚwÚ and OwO HEWEN, attended 

^w^ PANDAWUS. ^-^ Faiw >w< be ^-^ to you, my lord, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< aww :3 this fair >_> company! 
^-^ Faiw desiwes, in >w< aww fair >_> measuwe, ^w^ faiwwy ^w^ guide ^w^ them- >w< especiawwy 
^-^ to you, fair queen! ^-^ Faiw >_> thoughts >w< be >_> youw fair ÚwÚ piwwow. 
HEWEN. UwU Deaw lord, you awe :33 fuww >_> of fair wowds. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. You speak >_> youw fair pweasuwe, ^w^ sweet >w< queen. ^-^ Faiw ^w^ pwince, 
here :3 is good ^w^ bwoken UwU music. 
PARIS. You ^.^ have x3 bwoke it, UwU cousin; ÚwÚ and uWu by my xDD wife, you uWu shaww ^-^ make ^.^ it 
xDD whowe ÚwÚ again; you uWu shaww piece ^.^ it >_< out with :3 a piece >_> of >_> youw 
performance. 
HEWEN. ÚwÚ He :3 is :33 fuww >_> of >w< hawmony. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. Twuwy, >w< wady, nyo. 
HEWEN. :33 O, sir- 
^w^ PANDAWUS. OwO Wude, in :33 sooth; in good UwU sooth, vewy UwU wude. 
PARIS. ^.^ Weww said, my :33 wowd. Weww, you uWu say OwO so in fits. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. I ^.^ have ^-^ businyess ^-^ to my lord, dear >w< queen. UwU My lord, uWu wiww you 
OwO vouchsafe me :3 a UwU wowd? 
HEWEN. ;;w;; Nyay, :3 this uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :33 hedge OwO us >_< out. >w< We'ww hear you sing, 
certainly- 
^w^ PANDAWUS. ^.^ Weww ^w^ sweet queen, you awe >_> pweasant with >_> me. But, >w< mawwy, 
thus, my uWu wowd: my dear lord ÚwÚ and UwU most x3 esteemed OwO fwiend, >_> youw 
bwothew :33 Twoiwus- 
HEWEN. UwU My Wowd >_< Pandawus, >_> honyey-sweet wowd- 
^w^ PANDAWUS. uWu Go ^.^ to, ^w^ sweet queen, >w< go to-commends ^-^ himsewf UwU most 
affectionyatewy ^-^ to :3 you- 
HEWEN. You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot uWu bob OwO us >_< out >_> of ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ mewody. >w< If you uWu do, ^-^ ouw 
>_> mewanchowy x3 upon >_> youw head! 
^w^ PANDAWUS. ^.^ Sweet queen, ^w^ sweet ;;w;; queen; that's :3 a ^w^ sweet queen, >w< i' ;;w;; faith. 
HEWEN. And ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 a ^w^ sweet wady >_> sad :3 is :3 a ^w^ souw >_> offence. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. ;;w;; Nyay, UwU that uWu shaww ^.^ nyot sewve >_> youw tuwn; UwU that uWu shaww ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, 
in truth, wa. ;;w;; Nyay, I cawe ^.^ nyot uWu fow such :33 wowds; no, nyo. ^w^ -And, my 
lord, ^.^ he desires you UwU that, ^-^ if OwO the UwU King caww uWu fow him at suppew, 
you uWu wiww ^-^ make his excuse. 
HEWEN. UwU My Wowd UwU Pandawus! 
^w^ PANDAWUS. What :33 says my ^w^ sweet queen, my vewy vewy ^w^ sweet OwO queen? 
PARIS. What exploit's in ^.^ hand? :3 Whewe uWu sups ^.^ he x3 to-nyight? 
HEWEN. ;;w;; Nyay, ;;w;; but, my wowd- 
^w^ PANDAWUS. What :33 says my ^w^ sweet ;;w;; queen?-My cousin uWu wiww ^-^ faww >_< out with 
you. 
HEWEN. You >w< must ^.^ nyot xDD knyow xDD whewe ^.^ he uWu sups. 
PARIS. I'll uWu way my xDD wife, with my ;;w;; disposew Cressida. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. No, no, nyo such matter; you awe >w< wide. ^w^ Come, >_> youw ;;w;; disposew 
:3 is sick. 
PARIS. Weww, I'll ^.^ make's excuse. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. >w< Ay, good my :33 wowd. UwU Why shouwd you uWu say Cressida? 
No, >_> youw UwU poow x3 disposew's sick. 
PARIS. I :33 spy. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. You spy! What ^-^ do you spy?-Come, ^w^ give me OwO an instwument. 
Nyow, ^w^ sweet >w< queen. 
HEWEN. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is kindwy >w< donye. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. UwU My niece :3 is howwibwy in love with :3 a xDD thing you x3 have, ^w^ sweet 
>w< queen. 
HEWEN. She uWu shaww ^.^ have it, my lord, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ nyot my Wowd ^.^ Pawis. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. ^w^ He! No, she'll UwU nyonye >_> of him; uWu they two awe OwO twain. 
HEWEN. xDD Fawwing ÚwÚ in, aftew fawwing out, ^-^ may ^-^ make them xDD thwee. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. ^w^ Come, come. I'll hear nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of ^.^ this; I'll sing you :3 a 
^.^ song OwO nyow. 
HEWEN. >w< Ay, ^-^ ay, ÚwÚ pwithee OwO nyow. By my ^w^ twoth, ^w^ sweet lord, :3 thou x3 hast :3 a 
fine forehead. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. >w< Ay, you >w< may, you OwO may. 
HEWEN. >_> Wet >w< thy ^.^ song >w< be wuv. :3 This love uWu wiww ;;w;; undo OwO us all. :3 O >_> Cupid, 
>_> Cupid, Cupid! 
^w^ PANDAWUS. uWu Wuv! >w< Ay, UwU that ^.^ it ^-^ shaww, >w< i' ;;w;; faith. 
PARIS. >w< Ay, good nyow, love, love, nyothing uWu but wuv. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. UwU In good ^w^ twoth, ^.^ it begins ÚwÚ so. [Sings] 

UwU Wuv, love, nyothing uWu but love, still love, still ;;w;; mowe! 
>_< Fow, oh, ^-^ wuv's bow 
^w^ Shoots >_> buck ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ doe; 
The shaft ;;w;; confounds 
:3 Nyot UwU that ^.^ it uWu wounds, 
But x3 tickwes still OwO the sore. 
^.^ These lovers cwy, :3 O ^w^ ho, uWu they >_< die! 
>_> Yet UwU that ;;w;; which uWu seems OwO the x3 wound ^-^ to :33 kiww 
^-^ Doth xDD tuwn :3 O UwU ho! ^-^ to ^-^ ha! ^-^ ha! >w< he! 
^w^ So ^.^ dying love ;;w;; wives ^.^ stiww. 
:3 O UwU ho! :3 a ^w^ whiwe, uWu but ^-^ ha! ^-^ ha! ^-^ ha! 
:3 O UwU ho! groans >_< out uWu fow ^-^ ha! ^-^ ha! x3 ha!-hey UwU ho! 

HEWEN. UwU In love, >w< i' :33 faith, ^-^ to OwO the vewy tip >_> of OwO the >_< nyose. 
PARIS. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; eats nyothing uWu but doves, :33 wuv; ÚwÚ and UwU that >_> bweeds ^.^ hot blood, 
ÚwÚ and ^.^ hot UwU bwood x3 begets ^.^ hot ^-^ thoughts, ÚwÚ and ^.^ hot >_> thoughts ^.^ beget ^.^ hot 
>_< deeds, ÚwÚ and ^.^ hot deeds :3 is wuv. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. ^-^ Is :3 this OwO the xDD genyewation >_> of love: ^.^ hot blood, ^.^ hot ^-^ thoughts, 
ÚwÚ and ^.^ hot x3 deeds? ÚwÚ Why, uWu they awe vipers. ^-^ Is love :3 a xDD genyewation >_> of 
vipers? ^.^ Sweet lord, :33 who's a-field uWu today? 
PARIS. xDD Hectow, Deiphobus, >_> Hewenyus, Antenyow, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the xDD gawwantwy 
>_> of >w< Twoy. I would fain ^.^ have UwU awm'd UwU to-day, uWu but my ^-^ Nyeww would ^.^ nyot 
^.^ have ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. OwO How uWu chance my bwothew Troilus went not? 
HEWEN. ÚwÚ He OwO hangs OwO the x3 wip at >_< something. You xDD knyow aww, Wowd Pandarus. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. :3 Nyot OwO I, >_> honyey-sweet >w< queen. I wong ^-^ to hear how uWu they uWu spend 
to-day. You'll wemembew >_> youw >_< bwothew's excuse? 
PARIS. ÚwÚ To :3 a haiw. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. Faweweww, ^w^ sweet >w< queen. 
HEWEN. ÚwÚ Commend me ^-^ to >_> youw nyiece. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. I wiww, ^w^ sweet >w< queen. UwU Exit. Sound :3 a ^.^ wetweat 
PARIS. They'we come ^-^ fwom OwO the fiewd. >_> Wet OwO us ^-^ to ^w^ Pwiam's hall 
ÚwÚ To gweet OwO the x3 wawwiows. ^.^ Sweet >_< Hewen, I >w< must ^w^ woo you 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ hewp unarm ^-^ ouw Hector. His :3 stubbown ^.^ buckwes, 
x3 With ^.^ these >_> youw >_> white >w< enchanting fingers >w< touch'd, 
:33 Shaww ^-^ mowe ^-^ obey than ^-^ to OwO the >_> edge >_> of >_< steew 
Ow x3 fowce >_> of ;;w;; Gweekish uWu sinyews; you uWu shaww ^-^ do ^-^ mowe 
>w< Than >w< aww OwO the >_< iswand kings-disarm gweat Hector. 
HEWEN. 'Twiww ^-^ make OwO us >_> pwoud ^-^ to >w< be his x3 sewvant, >_> Pawis; 
xDD Yea, what ^.^ he uWu shaww weceive >_> of OwO us in >_> duty 
Gives OwO us ^-^ mowe pawm in x3 beauty than ^-^ we x3 have, 
xDD Yea, overshines ourself. 
PARIS. ÚwÚ Sweet, :33 abuv ^w^ thought I love thee. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. 
>w< Twoy. OwO PANDAWUS' owchawd 

x3 Entew >w< PANDAWUS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ TWOIWUS' xDD BOY, meeting 

^w^ PANDAWUS. OwO How nyow! Where's >w< thy ^.^ mastew? ^.^ At my cousin Cwessida's? 
>_< BOY. No, siw; ^.^ he ^w^ stays uWu fow you ^-^ to OwO conduct him thithew. 

x3 Entew TROILUS 

^w^ PANDAWUS. :33 O, here ^.^ he comes. OwO How nyow, how nyow! 
>_< TWOIWUS. Sirrah, ÚwÚ wawk UwU off. Exit >_< Boy 
^w^ PANDAWUS. >_< Have you uWu seen my ^-^ cousin? 
>_< TWOIWUS. No, Pandarus. I :33 stawk about xDD hew xDD doow 
;;w;; Wike :3 a ÚwÚ stwange ^w^ souw x3 upon OwO the ;;w;; Stygian ;;w;; banks 
:33 Staying uWu fow :3 waftage. :33 O, >w< be :3 thou my Charon, 
And ^w^ give me swift x3 twanspowtance ^-^ to ^.^ these fields 
:3 Whewe I ^-^ may wawwow in OwO the ^-^ wiwy ÚwÚ beds 
Propos'd uWu fow OwO the deserver! :3 O gentwe xDD Pandaw, 
From :33 Cupid's shouwdew xDD pwuck his ^w^ painted UwU wings, 
And UwU fwy with me ^-^ to ^w^ Cwessid! 
^w^ PANDAWUS. ÚwÚ Wawk here >w< i' th' owchawd, I'll bwing xDD hew ÚwÚ stwaight. 
Exit 
>_< TWOIWUS. I x3 am xDD giddy; x3 expectation xDD whiwws me wound. 
^-^ Th' imaginyawy ^.^ wewish :3 is OwO so ^w^ sweet 
:33 That ^.^ it >w< enchants my ^-^ sense; what uWu wiww ^.^ it >w< be 
When UwU that OwO the wat'wy x3 pawate tastes >_< indeed 
Love's xDD thwice-wepuwed nyectaw? Death, I ;;w;; feaw me; 
^w^ Swoonying destruction; ^w^ ow >w< some ^.^ joy xDD too fine, 
:3 Too ^-^ subtwe-potent, :3 tun'd xDD too shawp in xDD sweetnyess, 
>_< Fow OwO the capacity >_> of my ÚwÚ wudew powers. 
I ;;w;; feaw ^.^ it :33 much; ÚwÚ and I ^-^ do ;;w;; feaw >w< besides 
:33 That I uWu shaww wose >_> distinction in my ;;w;; joys; 
UwU As doth :3 a battwe, when uWu they chawge uWu on ÚwÚ heaps 
The enemy :3 fwying. 

;;w;; We-entew >w< PANDAWUS 

^w^ PANDAWUS. x3 She's :33 making xDD hew ^w^ weady, she'll come ;;w;; stwaight; you >w< must >w< be 
^w^ witty OwO nyow. She OwO does OwO so >w< bwush, ÚwÚ and fetches xDD hew ^.^ wind OwO so showt, as 
^-^ if ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe ^.^ fway'd with :3 a OwO spwite. I'll ÚwÚ fetch :3 hew. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the 
pwettiest villain; ^.^ she fetches xDD hew >_> bweath as ^-^ showt as :3 a nyew-ta'en 
sparrow. Exit 
>_< TWOIWUS. >_< Even such :3 a passion doth ^w^ embwace my >_< bosom. 
UwU My OwO heawt x3 beats ^-^ thickew than :3 a ^-^ fevewous pulse, 
And >w< aww my >w< powews ^-^ do theiw xDD bestowing :3 wose, 
;;w;; Wike uWu vassawage at unyawawes ^w^ encount'wing 
The eye >_> of majesty. 

;;w;; We-entew >w< PANDAWUS x3 With xDD CWESSIDA 

^w^ PANDAWUS. ^w^ Come, xDD come, what :3 nyeed you ^.^ bwush? :3 Shame's :3 a baby.-Here ^.^ she 
:3 is UwU nyow; uWu sweaw OwO the oaths :3 nyow ^-^ to xDD hew UwU that you ^.^ have sworn ^-^ to me.- 
>_> What, awe you gonye OwO again? You >w< must >w< be ^w^ watch'd ewe you >w< be :3 made 
>_> tame, >w< must you? Come >_> youw :33 ways, come >_> youw ways; OwO an you dwaw 
backwawd, ^w^ we'ww >w< put you >w< i' th' fills.-Why ^-^ do you ^.^ nyot speak ^-^ to 
hew?-Come, dwaw :3 this OwO cuwtain ÚwÚ and wet's UwU see >_> youw >_< pictuwe. 
Awas OwO the day, how loath you awe ^-^ to offend daylight! An 'twere 
xDD dawk, ^w^ you'd :33 cwose OwO soonyew. UwU So, >w< so; wub OwO on, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ kiss OwO the ^w^ mistwess 
OwO How nyow, :3 a ÚwÚ kiss in >_> fee-fawm! :33 Buiwd there, xDD cawpentew; OwO the ÚwÚ aiw :3 is 
x3 sweet. ;;w;; Nyay, you uWu shaww fight >_> youw hearts >_< out ewe I part you. The 
^-^ fawcon as OwO the :33 tewcew, uWu fow >w< aww OwO the ducks >w< i' th' ^-^ wivew. uWu Go ^.^ to, >w< go 
x3 to. 
>_< TWOIWUS. You ^.^ have >_> beweft me >_> of >w< aww x3 wowds, >_< wady. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. Words pay nyo debts, ^w^ give xDD hew UwU deeds; uWu but she'll bereave 
you o' th' deeds UwU too, ^-^ if ^.^ she caww >_> youw activity in :33 question. 
>_> What, uWu biwwing OwO again? Here's x3 'In witness ^w^ wheweof OwO the ^-^ pawties 
>_> intewchangeabwy.' Come ÚwÚ in, come in; I'll >w< go >_< get :3 a >w< fiwe. 
Exit 
CRESSIDA. uWu Wiww you ÚwÚ wawk ÚwÚ in, my UwU wowd? 
>_< TWOIWUS. :3 O ^-^ Cwessid, how >_< often ^.^ have I :33 wish'd me UwU thus! 
CRESSIDA. xDD Wish'd, my wowd! The UwU gods grant-O my wowd! 
>_< TWOIWUS. What shouwd uWu they >w< gwant? What makes :3 this pwetty abwuption? 
What xDD too uWu cuwious dweg espies my ^w^ sweet wady in OwO the >_< fountain >_> of ^-^ ouw 
love? 
CRESSIDA. Mowe UwU dwegs than ^w^ watew, ^-^ if my ^-^ feaws ^.^ have OwO eyes. 
>_< TWOIWUS. >w< Feaws ^-^ make devils >_> of cherubims; uWu they never UwU see ;;w;; twuwy. 
CRESSIDA. Blind feaw, UwU that >_< seeing reason ^-^ weads, ^.^ finds OwO safew >w< footing 
than uWu bwind reason UwU stumbwing ^-^ without fear. ÚwÚ To ;;w;; feaw OwO the wowst ^w^ oft 
cuwes OwO the >w< wowse. 
>_< TWOIWUS. :33 O, let my wady ^.^ appwehend nyo xDD feaw! UwU In >w< aww :33 Cupid's UwU pageant 
there :3 is presented nyo uWu monstew. 
CRESSIDA. Nyow nyothing monstrous >w< nyeithew? 
>_< TWOIWUS. UwU Nyothing, uWu but ^-^ ouw ;;w;; undewtakings when ^-^ we x3 vow ^-^ to weep seas, 
live in fire, ÚwÚ cat rocks, ^w^ tame tigews; >w< thinking ^.^ it x3 hawdew uWu fow ^-^ ouw 
^w^ mistwess ^-^ to devise uWu imposition enough than uWu fow OwO us ^-^ to undewgo ^-^ any 
UwU difficuwty :3 imposed. :3 This :3 is OwO the ^w^ monstwuosity in love, >w< wady, UwU that 
OwO the uWu wiww :3 is ^-^ infinyite, ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> execution ^.^ confin'd; UwU that OwO the desiwe 
:3 is boundwess, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ act :3 a ^w^ swave ^-^ to limit. 
CRESSIDA. ^.^ They uWu say >w< aww lovers uWu sweaw ^-^ mowe pewfowmance than uWu they awe 
>w< abwe, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; wesewve OwO an >w< abiwity UwU that uWu they never perform; ^.^ vowing 
^-^ mowe than OwO the :3 pewfection >_> of ten, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dischawging less than OwO the 
x3 tenth part >_> of ^w^ onye. ^.^ They UwU that ^.^ have OwO the >w< voice >_> of ^.^ wions ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ act 
>_> of hawes, awe uWu they ^.^ nyot monstews? 
>_< TWOIWUS. uWu Awe there :33 such? Such awe ^.^ nyot uWu we. ^w^ Pwaise OwO us as ^-^ we awe 
:3 tasted, awwow OwO us as ^-^ we prove; ^-^ ouw head uWu shaww >w< go x3 bawe ÚwÚ tiww merit 
:3 cwown it. :3 Nyo :3 pewfection in ÚwÚ wevewsion uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 a UwU pwaise in 
pwesent. We uWu wiww ^.^ nyot name desewt before his birth; :3 and, being 
:33 bown, his >w< addition uWu shaww >w< be >w< humbwe. :3 Few uWu wowds ^-^ to fair UwU faith: 
Troilus uWu shaww >w< be such ^-^ to >w< Cwessid as what >_< envy can uWu say wowst uWu shaww 
>w< be :3 a xDD mock uWu fow his OwO twuth; ÚwÚ and what >w< twuth can speak >w< twuest ^.^ nyot 
twuew than Troilus. 
CRESSIDA. uWu Wiww you ÚwÚ wawk ÚwÚ in, my UwU wowd? 

;;w;; We-entew >w< PANDAWUS 

^w^ PANDAWUS. >_> What, :33 bwushing >_< stiww? >_< Have you ^.^ nyot x3 donye >_> tawking :3 yet? 
CRESSIDA. Weww, uncwe, what ^.^ fowwy I OwO commit, I dedicate ^-^ to you. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. I :3 thank you uWu fow UwU that; ^-^ if my lord >_< get :3 a :3 boy >_> of you, ^w^ you'ww 
^w^ give him >_> me. Be OwO twue ^-^ to my ^w^ wowd; ^-^ if ^.^ he OwO fwinch, ^w^ chide me uWu fow it. 
>_< TWOIWUS. You xDD knyow :3 nyow >_> youw hostages: >_> youw xDD uncwe's >_> wowd ÚwÚ and my ^w^ fiwm 
;;w;; faith. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. ;;w;; Nyay, I'll ^w^ give my >_> wowd uWu fow xDD hew xDD too: ^-^ ouw ^.^ kindwed, >w< though 
uWu they >w< be wong ewe uWu they awe wooed, uWu they awe ;;w;; constant being OwO won; 
uWu they awe buws, I can tell OwO you; they'll ÚwÚ stick xDD whewe uWu they awe 
x3 thwown. 
CRESSIDA. Boldness comes ^-^ to me :3 nyow ÚwÚ and brings me ÚwÚ heawt. 
Prince ^w^ Twoiwus, I ^.^ have :33 wov'd you night ÚwÚ and :3 day 
>_< Fow many x3 weawy months. 
>_< TWOIWUS. UwU Why ÚwÚ was my >w< Cwessid then OwO so ^-^ hawd ^-^ to xDD win? 
CRESSIDA. xDD Hawd ^-^ to ÚwÚ seem OwO won; uWu but I ÚwÚ was uWu won, my lord, 
x3 With OwO the ^.^ fiwst OwO gwance UwU that :33 evew-pawdon >_> me. 
>w< If I x3 confess xDD much, you uWu wiww xDD pway OwO the tyrant. 
I love you UwU nyow; uWu but ÚwÚ tiww :3 nyow ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much 
But I UwU might ^w^ mastew it. UwU In :33 faith, I >_> wie; 
UwU My >_> thoughts ;;w;; wewe >_< wike ÚwÚ unbwidwed ^-^ chiwdwen, UwU gwown 
:3 Too headstwong uWu fow theiw mother. ^w^ See, ^-^ we fools! 
UwU Why ^.^ have I blabb'd? OwO Who uWu shaww >w< be OwO twue ^-^ to >w< us, 
When ^-^ we awe OwO so >_> unsecwet ^-^ to ^.^ ouwsewves? 
But, >w< though I :33 wov'd you well, I woo'd you not; 
And >_> yet, good :33 faith, I :33 wish'd ^-^ mysewf :3 a man, 
Ow UwU that ^-^ we >w< women xDD had xDD men's UwU pwiviwege 
x3 Of ;;w;; speaking >_> fiwst. ÚwÚ Sweet, ;;w;; bid me howd my tongue, 
>_< Fow in :3 this rapture I uWu shaww ^w^ suwewy speak 
The xDD thing I uWu shaww xDD wepent. ^w^ See, >_> see, >_> youw :3 siwence, 
^-^ Cunnying in >w< dumbnyess, ^-^ fwom my ;;w;; weaknyess dwaws 
UwU My vewy ^w^ souw >_> of x3 counsew. x3 Stop my UwU mouth. 
>_< TWOIWUS. And ^-^ shaww, :3 awbeit ^w^ sweet music issues >_> thence. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. x3 Pwetty, >w< i' ;;w;; faith. 
CRESSIDA. UwU My lord, I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, pawdon me; 
ÚwÚ 'Twas ^.^ nyot my OwO puwpose ;;w;; thus ^-^ to UwU beg :3 a ;;w;; kiss. 
I x3 am ;;w;; asham'd. :3 O >_< heavens! what ^.^ have I ;;w;; donye? 
>_< Fow :3 this UwU time uWu wiww I UwU take my leave, my :33 wowd. 
>_< TWOIWUS. Your leave, ^w^ sweet ^w^ Cwessid! 
^w^ PANDAWUS. ^-^ Weave! An you UwU take xDD weave ÚwÚ tiww to-morrow >w< mownying- 
CRESSIDA. ;;w;; Pway you, ^.^ content you. 
>_< TWOIWUS. What uWu offends you, >w< wady? 
CRESSIDA. >_> Siw, >_< minye >_> own :33 company. 
>_< TWOIWUS. You cannyot :3 shun OwO youwsewf. 
CRESSIDA. >_> Wet me >w< go ÚwÚ and try. 
I ^.^ have :3 a >w< kind >_> of uWu sewf UwU wesides with OwO you; 
But OwO an UwU unkind ;;w;; sewf, UwU that itsewf uWu wiww xDD weave 
ÚwÚ To >w< be x3 anyothew's >_> foow. I would >w< be gone. 
:3 Whewe :3 is my ^.^ wit? I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what I speak. 
>_< TWOIWUS. ^.^ Weww xDD knyow uWu they what uWu they speak UwU that speak OwO so wisewy. 
CRESSIDA. xDD Pewchance, my lord, I show ^-^ mowe >w< cwaft than :33 wuv; 
And feww OwO so ^.^ woundwy ^-^ to :3 a uWu wawge >_< confession 
ÚwÚ To angwe uWu fow >_> youw xDD thoughts; uWu but you awe >w< wise- 
Ow ewse you love not; uWu fow ^-^ to >w< be xDD wise ÚwÚ and love 
uWu Exceeds ÚwÚ man's :3 might; UwU that dwells with UwU gods above. 
>_< TWOIWUS. :3 O UwU that I ^w^ thought ^.^ it :33 couwd >w< be in :3 a xDD woman- 
As, ^-^ if ^.^ it ^-^ can, I uWu wiww presume in :3 you- 
ÚwÚ To :33 feed uWu fow :3 aye xDD hew OwO wamp ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwames >_> of :33 wuv; 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep xDD hew constancy in plight ÚwÚ and youth, 
Outliving beauty's xDD outwawd, with :3 a :33 mind 
:33 That doth ^.^ wenyew OwO swiftew than UwU bwood xDD decays! 
Ow UwU that >_< pewsuasion :33 couwd uWu but ;;w;; thus :3 convince me 
:33 That my integwity ÚwÚ and >w< twuth ^-^ to you 
OwO Might >w< be OwO affwonted with OwO the ^-^ match ÚwÚ and OwO weight 
x3 Of such :3 a winnyowed x3 puwity in wuv. 
OwO How ;;w;; wewe I then OwO upwifted! ;;w;; but, alas, 
I x3 am as OwO twue as ÚwÚ twuth's x3 simpwicity, 
And :3 simpwew than OwO the ^-^ infancy >_> of :33 twuth. 
CRESSIDA. UwU In UwU that I'll OwO waw with you. 
>_< TWOIWUS. :3 O ÚwÚ viwtuous fight, 
When ^.^ wight with ^.^ wight wars ^-^ who uWu shaww >w< be UwU most OwO wight! 
^.^ Twue UwU swains in love uWu shaww in OwO the x3 wowwd ^-^ to come 
Appwuv theiw >w< twuth uWu by ^w^ Twoiwus, when theiw >_< whymes, 
>w< Fuww >_> of protest, >_> of ^-^ oath, ÚwÚ and xDD big >_> compawe, 
Want ÚwÚ simiwes, >w< twuth tiw'd with iteration- 
UwU As OwO twue as steel, as >_> pwantage ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ moon, 
UwU As >_< sun ^-^ to day, as OwO tuwtwe ^-^ to xDD hew uWu mate, 
UwU As iwon ^-^ to UwU adamant, as :3 eawth ^-^ to th' >w< centwe- 
xDD Yet, aftew >w< aww comparisons >_> of truth, 
UwU As ÚwÚ twuth's authentic >_< authow ^-^ to >w< be xDD cited, 
OwO 'As OwO twue as Troilus' uWu shaww :3 cwown OwO up OwO the ^w^ vewse 
And ^.^ sanctify OwO the x3 nyumbews. 
CRESSIDA. Pwophet ^-^ may you xDD be! 
>w< If I >w< be fawse, ^w^ ow swerve :3 a >_< haiw ^-^ fwom truth, 
When UwU time :3 is ^.^ owd ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath ;;w;; fowgot itself, 
When :3 watewdwops ^.^ have OwO wown OwO the >w< stonyes >_> of Twoy, 
And uWu bwind obwivion swawwow'd ^.^ cities uWu up, 
And :3 mighty states characterless awe ^-^ gwated 
ÚwÚ To :3 dusty >_< nyothing-yet let memowy 
From false ^-^ to fawse, UwU among false xDD maids in love, 
UwU Upbwaid my :3 fawsehood when th' ^.^ have ^w^ said OwO 'As false 
UwU As :3 aiw, as ^w^ watew, wind, ^w^ ow :33 sandy :3 eawth, 
UwU As :3 fox ^-^ to ^w^ wamb, ^w^ ow ^.^ wowf ^-^ to heifer's >w< cawf, 
Pard ^-^ to OwO the :33 hind, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ stepdame ^-^ to xDD hew uWu son'- 
xDD Yea, let them ÚwÚ say, ^-^ to ÚwÚ stick OwO the OwO heawt >_> of >_< fawsehood, 
OwO 'As false as ÚwÚ Cwessid.' 
^w^ PANDAWUS. uWu Go ^.^ to, :3 a :3 bawgain ^w^ made; >w< seaw it, >w< seaw xDD it; I'll >w< be OwO the 
witnyess. ;;w;; Hewe I howd >_> youw >w< hand; here my cousin's. >w< If >w< evew you 
^w^ pwuv false ^-^ onye ^-^ to another, >_< since I ^.^ have :3 taken such x3 pains ^-^ to 
bwing you togethew, let >w< aww ^w^ pitifuw ÚwÚ goews- :3 between >w< be xDD caww'd ^-^ to 
OwO the world's ^-^ end aftew my uWu nyame-caww them >w< aww Pandars; let >w< aww 
;;w;; constant x3 men >w< be ÚwÚ Twoiwuses, >w< aww false >w< women xDD Cwessids, ÚwÚ and >w< aww 
:33 bwokews :3 between OwO Pandaws. Say ^-^ 'Amen.' 
>_< TWOIWUS. UwU Amen. 
CRESSIDA. UwU Amen. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. UwU Amen. Wheweupon I uWu wiww show you :3 a ;;w;; chambew 
ÚwÚ and :3 a ^-^ bed; ;;w;; which :33 bed, ^.^ because ^.^ it uWu shaww ^.^ nyot speak >_> of >_> youw 
pwetty UwU encountews, press ^.^ it ^-^ to :33 death. xDD Away! 
And ;;w;; Cupid gwant >w< aww ^w^ tongue-tied :3 maidens ;;w;; hewe, 
:3 Bed, chambew, ^.^ pandew, ^-^ to :3 pwovide :3 this ^.^ geaw! >_< Exeunt 




^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. 
The UwU Gweek ^-^ camp 

:33 Fwouwish. x3 Entew x3 AGAMEMNyON, UWYSSES, DIOMEDES, >_> NyESTOW, uWu AJAX, MENELAUS, 
ÚwÚ and >_> CAWCHAS 

xDD CAWCHAS. Nyow, OwO Pwinces, uWu fow OwO the service I ^.^ have >_< donye, 
^-^ Th' ^w^ advantage >_> of OwO the UwU time >_> pwompts me ;;w;; awoud 
ÚwÚ To caww uWu fow wecompense. xDD Appeaw ^.^ it ^-^ to >_> youw :33 mind 
That, OwO thwough OwO the OwO sight I bear in >w< things ^-^ to xDD come, 
I ^.^ have OwO abandon'd Twoy, weft my OwO possession, 
;;w;; Incuww'd :3 a x3 twaitow's uWu nyame, ^.^ expos'd ^-^ mysewf 
From ÚwÚ cewtain ÚwÚ and ^-^ possess'd ^w^ convenyiences 
ÚwÚ To doubtfuw UwU fowtunyes, sequest'ring ^-^ fwom me >w< aww 
:33 That UwU time, OwO acquaintance, :33 custom, ÚwÚ and condition, 
^w^ Made ^w^ tame ÚwÚ and UwU most ÚwÚ famiwiaw ^-^ to my nyatuwe; 
And ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ to ^-^ do you UwU sewvice, x3 am ÚwÚ become 
UwU As OwO nyew OwO into OwO the UwU wowwd, stwange, unacquainted- 
I ^-^ do uWu beseech you, as in uWu way >_> of taste, 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give me :3 nyow :3 a wittwe benefit 
Out >_> of x3 those many regist'red in ;;w;; pwomise, 
^w^ Which you uWu say live ^-^ to come in my ^w^ behawf. 
xDD AGAMEMNyON. What wouldst :3 thou >_> of >w< us, :33 Twoyan? UwU Make :3 demand. 
xDD CAWCHAS. You ^.^ have :3 a >_> Twoyan pwisonyew xDD caww'd Antenyow, 
uWu Yestewday xDD took; ^-^ Twoy howds him vewy ;;w;; deaw. 
Oft ^.^ have you-often ^.^ have you ^w^ thanks uWu thewefowe- 
Desir'd my >w< Cwessid in ^.^ wight gweat :33 exchange, 
x3 Whom ^-^ Twoy ;;w;; hath still >_< denyied; uWu but :3 this Antenyow, 
I >w< knyow, :3 is such :3 a wrest in theiw affairs 
:33 That theiw :33 nyegotiations >w< aww >w< must swack 
UwU Wanting his manage; ÚwÚ and uWu they uWu wiww ^w^ awmost 
>w< Give OwO us :3 a pwince >_> of blood, :3 a :3 son >_> of Priam, 
UwU In >_> change >_> of >_> him. >_> Wet him >w< be >_< sent, gweat OwO Pwinces, 
And ^.^ he uWu shaww ^-^ buy my ^-^ daughtew; ÚwÚ and xDD hew :3 pwesence 
:33 Shaww ^-^ quite strike x3 off >w< aww service I ^.^ have x3 donye 
UwU In UwU most ^-^ accepted >w< pain. 
xDD AGAMEMNyON. >_> Wet OwO Diomedes bear ^w^ him, 
And bwing OwO us >w< Cwessid hithew. Calchas uWu shaww ^.^ have 
What ^.^ he wequests >_> of ÚwÚ us. Good ;;w;; Diomed, 
Fuwnyish you ^w^ faiwwy uWu fow :3 this interchange; 
xDD Withaw, bwing >_> wowd ^-^ if >_< Hectow uWu wiww to-morrow 
Be xDD answew'd in his ÚwÚ chawwenge. >_< Ajax :3 is weady. 
uWu DIOMEDES. :3 This uWu shaww I undewtake; ÚwÚ and 'tis :3 a >_> buwden 
^w^ Which I x3 am >_> pwoud ^-^ to OwO beaw. 
>_< Exeunt ÚwÚ DIOMEDES ÚwÚ and >_> CAWCHAS 

ÚwÚ ACHIWWES ÚwÚ and ;;w;; PATWOCWUS ^.^ stand in theiw tent 

ÚwÚ UWYSSES. >_> Achiwwes ^-^ stands >w< i' th' entwance >_> of his >w< tent. 
UwU Pwease ^.^ it ^-^ ouw ^w^ genyewaw xDD pass stwangewy uWu by ^w^ him, 
UwU As ^-^ if ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe forgot; :3 and, ;;w;; Pwinces aww, 
>w< Way uWu nyegwigent ÚwÚ and loose ^-^ wegawd x3 upon >_> him. 
I uWu wiww come :33 wast. ^.^ 'Tis >_< wike :3 he'ww xDD question me 
UwU Why such ^w^ unpwausive eyes awe ^-^ bent, x3 why tuwn'd uWu on OwO him? 
>w< If so, I ^.^ have dewision med'cinyabwe 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; use :3 between >_> youw stwangenyess ÚwÚ and his :33 pwide, 
^w^ Which his >_> own uWu wiww uWu shaww ^.^ have desiwe ^-^ to drink. 
^w^ It ^-^ may ^-^ do :33 good. ^-^ Pwide ;;w;; hath nyo uWu othew :3 gwass 
ÚwÚ To show itsewf uWu but pwide; uWu fow UwU suppwe knyees 
:33 Feed arrogance ÚwÚ and awe OwO the >_> pwoud ÚwÚ man's :3 fees. 
xDD AGAMEMNyON. >w< We'ww ÚwÚ execute >_> youw >_< puwpose, ÚwÚ and >w< put uWu on 
OwO A fowm >_> of stwangenyess as ^-^ we xDD pass awong. 
^w^ So ^-^ do OwO each ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; eithew gweet him ;;w;; nyot, 
Ow ewse ÚwÚ disdainfuwwy, ;;w;; which uWu shaww >_< shake him ^-^ mowe 
>w< Than ^-^ if ^.^ nyot ^.^ wook'd x3 on. I uWu wiww ;;w;; wead OwO the way. 
>w< ACHIWWES. What comes OwO the ^w^ genyewaw ^-^ to speak with x3 me? 
You xDD knyow my mind. I'll fight nyo ^-^ mowe >w< 'gainst >w< Twoy. 
xDD AGAMEMNyON. What :33 says :33 Achiwwes? Wouwd ^.^ he >w< aught with >_> us? 
NyESTOW. Wouwd you, my lord, >w< aught with OwO the ^-^ genyewaw? 
>w< ACHIWWES. >_< Nyo. 
NyESTOW. UwU Nyothing, my :33 wowd. 
xDD AGAMEMNyON. The ^w^ bettew. 
>_< Exeunt ^-^ AGAMEMNyON ÚwÚ and NESTOR 
>w< ACHIWWES. Good day, good day. 
MENELAUS. OwO How ^-^ do you? OwO How ^-^ do you? Exit 
>w< ACHIWWES. >_> What, OwO does OwO the uWu cuckowd :33 scown x3 me? 
uWu AJAX. OwO How nyow, Patroclus? 
>w< ACHIWWES. Good ^.^ mowwow, Ajax. 
uWu AJAX. Ha? 
>w< ACHIWWES. Good mowwow. 
uWu AJAX. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and good next :3 day ^w^ too. Exit 
>w< ACHIWWES. What UwU mean ^.^ these fellows? xDD Knyow uWu they ^.^ nyot :33 Achiwwes? 
PATWOCWUS. ^.^ They xDD pass uWu by ^-^ stwangewy. ^.^ They ;;w;; wewe :33 us'd ^-^ to :3 bend, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ send theiw >_> smiwes before them ^-^ to Achilles, 
ÚwÚ To come as humbly as uWu they :33 us'd ^-^ to cweep 
ÚwÚ To holy >_> awtaws. 
>w< ACHIWWES. >_> What, x3 am I UwU poow >_> of OwO wate? 
^.^ 'Tis ^w^ cewtain, >_< gweatnyess, UwU once OwO faww'n >_< out with OwO fowtunye, 
Must ^-^ faww >_< out with x3 men ^w^ too. What OwO the :33 decwin'd ;;w;; is, 
ÚwÚ He uWu shaww as >_> soon ;;w;; wead in OwO the eyes >_> of ÚwÚ othews 
UwU As ;;w;; feew in his >_> own fall; uWu fow ^-^ men, >_< wike OwO buttewfwies, 
Show ^.^ nyot theiw mealy x3 wings uWu but ^-^ to OwO the summer; 
And ^.^ nyot :3 a man uWu fow being >_> simpwy man 
;;w;; Hath ^-^ any xDD honyouw, uWu but uWu honyouw uWu fow x3 those honours 
:33 That awe ^-^ without ^w^ him, as place, >_< wiches, ÚwÚ and >_< favouw, 
:3 Pwizes >_> of x3 accident, as ^w^ oft as merit; 
^w^ Which when uWu they fall, as being >w< swippewy ^w^ standews, 
The love UwU that lean'd uWu on them as >w< swippewy UwU too, 
^-^ Doth ^-^ onye xDD pwuck ;;w;; down another, ÚwÚ and >_> togethew 
^.^ Die in OwO the OwO faww. But 'tis ^.^ nyot OwO so with :3 me: 
>_> Fowtunye ÚwÚ and I awe fwiends; I ^-^ do enjoy 
^.^ At uWu ampwe point >w< aww UwU that I >_> did ^.^ possess 
ÚwÚ Save ^.^ these xDD men's :3 wooks; ^-^ who uWu do, >_> methinks, find >_< out 
OwO Something ^.^ nyot wowth in me such rich OwO behowding 
UwU As uWu they ^.^ have >_< often >_> given. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is Ulysses. 
I'll OwO intewwupt his OwO weading. 
OwO How nyow, Ulysses! 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. Nyow, gweat >_< Thetis' >_< son! 
>w< ACHIWWES. What awe you >w< weading? 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. OwO A ÚwÚ stwange :3 fewwow here 
uWu Wwites me UwU that :33 man-how dearly >w< evew parted, 
OwO How >w< much in ^-^ having, ^w^ ow ^-^ without ^w^ ow ^w^ in- 
Cannyot ^-^ make boast ^-^ to ^.^ have UwU that ;;w;; which ^.^ he ;;w;; hath, 
Nyow ;;w;; feews ^.^ nyot what ^.^ he ^.^ owes, uWu but uWu by reflection; 
UwU As when his viwtues shining x3 upon ÚwÚ othews 
uWu Heat ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and uWu they wetowt UwU that heat UwU again 
ÚwÚ To OwO the ^.^ fiwst ^.^ givew. 
>w< ACHIWWES. :3 This :3 is ^.^ nyot stwange, Ulysses. 
The x3 beauty UwU that :3 is ÚwÚ bownye here in OwO the ;;w;; face 
The ÚwÚ beawew knows ;;w;; nyot, uWu but ;;w;; commends itsewf 
ÚwÚ To >_> othews' ^w^ eyes; :3 nyow doth OwO the eye itself- 
:33 That UwU most ÚwÚ puwe spirit >_> of :33 sense-behowd itself, 
:3 Nyot ^-^ going ^-^ fwom itself; uWu but eye ^-^ to eye >_< opposed 
x3 Sawutes OwO each uWu othew with OwO each other's x3 fowm; 
>_< Fow OwO specuwation ;;w;; tuwns ^.^ nyot ^-^ to itsewf 
;;w;; Tiww ^.^ it ;;w;; hath >w< twaveww'd, ÚwÚ and :3 is x3 miwwow'd there 
:3 Whewe ^.^ it ^-^ may UwU see itself. :3 This :3 is ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ stwange at all. 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD stwain at OwO the >_> position- 
^w^ It :3 is familiar-but at OwO the author's ^w^ dwift; 
Who, in his uWu ciwcumstance, ^-^ expwesswy proves 
:33 That nyo man :3 is OwO the lord >_> of UwU anything, 
^-^ Though in ÚwÚ and >_> of him there >w< be >w< much :3 consisting, 
;;w;; Tiww ^.^ he communyicate his pawts ^-^ to others; 
Nyow doth ^.^ he >_> of ^-^ himsewf xDD knyow them uWu fow >w< aught 
;;w;; Tiww ^.^ he >w< behowd them OwO fowmed in th' applause 
:3 Whewe th' awe OwO extended; :3 who, >_< wike OwO an awch, :33 wevewb'wate 
The >w< voice ÚwÚ again; ;;w;; ow, >_< wike :3 a xDD gate >_> of >_< steew 
Fronting OwO the >_> sun, receives ÚwÚ and OwO wendews xDD back 
His figuwe ÚwÚ and his heat. I ÚwÚ was >w< much UwU wapt in ^.^ this; 
And >_< appwehended here ^.^ immediatewy 
^-^ Th' uWu unknyown Ajax. Heavens, what :3 a man :3 is ;;w;; thewe! 
OwO A vewy horse UwU that >_> has ^.^ he knows ^.^ nyot x3 what! 
uWu Nyatuwe, what >w< things there awe 
uWu Most :3 abject in ^-^ wegawd ÚwÚ and dear in :3 use! 
What >w< things UwU again UwU most dear in OwO the >_< esteem 
And UwU poow in :3 wowth! Nyow uWu shaww ^-^ we UwU see to-mowwow- 
An ^.^ act UwU that vewy uWu chance doth thwow x3 upon x3 him- 
>_< Ajax wenyown'd. :3 O uWu heavens, what >w< some x3 men uWu do, 
OwO Whiwe >w< some x3 men xDD weave ^-^ to >w< do! 
OwO How >w< some x3 men cweep in :33 skittish Fortune's-hall, 
ÚwÚ Whiwes ÚwÚ othews xDD pway OwO the :3 idiots in xDD hew >_> eyes! 
OwO How ^-^ onye man ;;w;; eats OwO into x3 anyothew's :33 pwide, 
OwO Whiwe uWu pwide :3 is UwU fasting in his >w< wantonnyess! 
ÚwÚ To UwU see ^.^ these Grecian ^.^ wowds!-why, x3 even already 
^.^ They cwap OwO the ;;w;; wubbew >_< Ajax uWu on OwO the shoulder, 
UwU As ^-^ if his foot ;;w;; wewe uWu on bwave Hector's ^w^ bweast, 
And gweat ^-^ Twoy ^w^ shwinking. 
>w< ACHIWWES. I ^-^ do believe xDD it; uWu fow uWu they ^w^ pass'd uWu by me 
UwU As >w< misews ^-^ do uWu by ÚwÚ beggaws-nyeithew >_> gave ^-^ to me 
Good >_> wowd :3 nyow ;;w;; wook. >_> What, awe my deeds >w< fowgot? 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. Time ;;w;; hath, my lord, :3 a OwO wawwet at his ^w^ back, 
OwO Whewein ^.^ he ^-^ puts ÚwÚ awms uWu fow oblivion, 
OwO A ^-^ gweat-siz'd monster >_> of ingwatitudes. 
Those scraps awe good deeds ^.^ past, ;;w;; which awe xDD devouw'd 
UwU As fast as uWu they awe made, ;;w;; fowgot as >_> soon 
UwU As >w< donye. >_< Pewsevewance, dear my lord, 
uWu Keeps uWu honyouw bwight. ÚwÚ To ^.^ have x3 donye :3 is ^-^ to >_> hang 
OwO Quite >_< out >_> of x3 fashion, >_< wike :3 a >w< wusty mail 
UwU In uWu monyumentaw ^w^ mock'wy. ;;w;; Take OwO the x3 instant OwO way; 
>_< Fow uWu honyouw >_> twavews in :3 a OwO stwait OwO so narrow x3 - 
:3 Whewe ^-^ onye uWu but :33 goes uWu abweast. Keep then OwO the ^w^ path, 
>_< Fow x3 emuwation ;;w;; hath :3 a ^w^ thousand >_< sons 
:33 That ^-^ onye uWu by ^-^ onye OwO puwsue; ^-^ if you ^w^ give >_< way, 
Ow :33 hedge ^w^ aside ^-^ fwom OwO the direct >w< fowthwight, 
;;w;; Wike ^-^ to OwO an ent'red >_< tide uWu they >w< aww x3 wush uWu by 
And xDD weave you x3 hindmost; 
Or, >_< wike :3 a x3 gawwant horse OwO faww'n in ^.^ fiwst wank, 
Wie there uWu fow pavement ^-^ to OwO the :3 abject weaw, 
;;w;; O'ew-wun ÚwÚ and trampled x3 on. ;;w;; Then what uWu they ^-^ do in >w< pwesent, 
^-^ Though less than x3 youws in ^.^ past, >w< must o'ertop yours; 
>_< Fow Time :3 is >_< wike :3 a fashionyabwe OwO host, 
:33 That slightly xDD shakes his pawting uWu guest uWu by th' >w< hand; 
And with his ÚwÚ awms out-stretch'd, as ^.^ he would fly, 
>_> Gwasps in OwO the cownyew. The ^-^ wewcome >w< evew smiles, 
And faweweww :33 goes >_< out ^-^ sighing. :33 O, let ^.^ nyot :3 viwtue >w< seek 
^-^ Wemunyewation uWu fow OwO the xDD thing ^.^ it ^-^ was; 
>_< Fow :3 beauty, wit, 
High birth, vigouw >_> of bone, desewt in UwU sewvice, 
UwU Wuv, ^.^ fwiendship, ^w^ chawity, awe uWu subjects >w< aww 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ envious ÚwÚ and calumniating Time. 
>_< Onye ^.^ touch >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe makes OwO the xDD whowe x3 wowwd x3 kin- 
:33 That >w< aww with ^-^ onye consent UwU pwaise nyew-bown ;;w;; gawds, 
^-^ Though uWu they awe :3 made ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ mouwded >_> of >w< things ^.^ past, 
And ^w^ give ^-^ to ^.^ dust UwU that :3 is :3 a wittwe OwO giwt 
Mowe laud than OwO giwt o'ew-dusted. 
The ÚwÚ pwesent eye ^.^ pwaises OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent object. 
;;w;; Then x3 mawvew ;;w;; nyot, :3 thou gweat ÚwÚ and complete man, 
:33 That >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ Gweeks begin ^-^ to wowship ^w^ Ajax, 
x3 Since >w< things in motion sooner catch OwO the eye 
>w< Than what OwO stiws not. The x3 cwy went UwU once uWu on ^.^ thee, 
And still ^.^ it OwO might, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it ^-^ may uWu again, 
>w< If :3 thou wouldst ^.^ nyot entomb thyself x3 awive 
And UwU case >w< thy weputation in >w< thy >_> tent, 
uWu Whose ^w^ gwowious deeds uWu but in ^.^ these fields >_> of ^.^ wate 
^w^ Made emulous >_> missions 'mongst OwO the UwU gods themsewves, 
And xDD dwave gweat >w< Maws ^-^ to >_< faction. 
>w< ACHIWWES. x3 Of :3 this my privacy 
I ^.^ have >w< stwong weasons. 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. But >w< 'gainst >_> youw privacy 
The reasons awe ^-^ mowe potent ÚwÚ and heroical. 
^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; knyown, Achilles, UwU that you awe in love 
x3 With ^-^ onye >_> of ^w^ Pwiam's :33 daughtews. 
>w< ACHIWWES. Ha! known! 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ^-^ Is UwU that :3 a wonder? 
The providence that's in :3 a watchful OwO state 
^.^ Knyows ^w^ awmost every gwain >_> of ;;w;; Pwutus' ;;w;; gowd; 
>_> Finds xDD bottom in th' uWu uncompwehensive xDD deeps; 
uWu Keeps place with thought, ÚwÚ and almost, >_< wike OwO the >_< gods, 
Do >_> thoughts >w< unveiw in theiw OwO dumb x3 cwadwes. 
Thewe :3 is :3 a ^.^ mystewy-with xDD whom >_< wewation 
>_> Duwst never OwO meddwe-in OwO the ^w^ souw >_> of state, 
^w^ Which ;;w;; hath OwO an xDD opewation ^-^ mowe >_< divinye 
>w< Than >_> bweath ^w^ ow ;;w;; pen can ^w^ give expwessuwe x3 to. 
^-^ Aww OwO the ^-^ commewce UwU that you ^.^ have xDD had with ^-^ Twoy 
UwU As xDD pewfectwy :3 is ^w^ ouws as xDD youws, my ^w^ wowd; 
And better would ^.^ it x3 fit >_> Achiwwes >w< much 
ÚwÚ To thwow ;;w;; down >_< Hectow than Powyxenya. 
But ^.^ it >w< must >w< gwieve x3 young Pyrrhus :3 nyow at home, 
When ÚwÚ fame uWu shaww in ^-^ ouw >_< iswand :33 sound xDD hew >_< twump, 
And >w< aww OwO the ;;w;; Gweekish girls uWu shaww >w< twipping sing 
'Gweat Hector's ^-^ sistew >_> did >_> Achiwwes ^.^ win; 
But ^-^ ouw gweat >_< Ajax bravely beat ;;w;; down :33 him.' 
Faweweww, my :33 wowd. I as >_> youw >_> wuvw speak. 
The OwO foow ÚwÚ swides o'ew OwO the OwO ice UwU that you shouwd break. Exit 
PATWOCWUS. ÚwÚ To :3 this >_> effect, Achilles, ^.^ have I ;;w;; mov'd you. 
OwO A ^-^ woman impudent ÚwÚ and xDD mannyish UwU gwown 
^-^ Is ^.^ nyot ^-^ mowe woath'd than OwO an effeminate man 
UwU In UwU time >_> of ^w^ action. I ^.^ stand :33 condemn'd uWu fow ^.^ this; 
^.^ They ÚwÚ think my wittwe stomach ^-^ to OwO the OwO waw 
And >_> youw gweat love ^-^ to me UwU westwains you OwO thus. 
ÚwÚ Sweet, ;;w;; wouse yourself; ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu weak >_< wanton ;;w;; Cupid 
:33 Shaww ^-^ fwom >_> youw neck unloose his amorous fowd, 
And, >_< wike :3 a ^w^ dew-dwop ^-^ fwom OwO the >_< wion's mane, 
Be shook ^-^ to >_> aiwy air. 
>w< ACHIWWES. :33 Shaww >_< Ajax fight with Hector? 
PATWOCWUS. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and UwU pewhaps weceive >w< much uWu honyouw uWu by >_> him. 
>w< ACHIWWES. I UwU see my weputation :3 is at ;;w;; stake; 
UwU My ÚwÚ fame :3 is >_< shwewdwy OwO gow'd. 
PATWOCWUS. :33 O, then, >_< bewawe: 
Those wounds ^w^ heaw i-iww UwU that x3 men ^-^ do ^w^ give :3 themsewves; 
xDD Omission ^-^ to ^-^ do what :3 is nyecessawy 
Seals :3 a :33 commission ^-^ to :3 a UwU bwank >_> of danger; 
And danger, >_< wike OwO an :3 ague, subtly >_> taints 
>_< Even then when uWu they ^-^ sit OwO idwy in OwO the OwO sun. 
>w< ACHIWWES. uWu Go caww Thewsites hithew, ^w^ sweet :3 Patwocwus. 
I'll ^-^ send OwO the OwO foow ^-^ to ^w^ Ajax, ÚwÚ and desiwe him 
^.^ T' ^w^ invite OwO the >_> Twoyan x3 wowds, aftew OwO the >_< combat, 
ÚwÚ To UwU see OwO us here :3 unyawm'd. I ^.^ have :3 a :3 woman's longing, 
An :3 appetite UwU that I x3 am uWu sick ^-^ withaw, 
ÚwÚ To UwU see gweat >_< Hectow in his weeds >_> of ^w^ peace; 
ÚwÚ To talk with ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< behowd his uWu visage, 
>_< Even ^-^ to my :33 fuww >_> of ^.^ view. 

x3 Entew >_> THEWSITES 

OwO A >_< wabouw OwO sav'd! 
^-^ THEWSITES. OwO A ;;w;; wondew! 
>w< ACHIWWES. ^-^ What? 
^-^ THEWSITES. >_< Ajax :33 goes OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down OwO the field ^.^ asking uWu fow :3 himsewf. 
>w< ACHIWWES. OwO How so? 
^-^ THEWSITES. ÚwÚ He >w< must fight :33 singwy to-morrow with xDD Hectow, ÚwÚ and :3 is OwO so 
>w< pwopheticawwy >_> pwoud >_> of OwO an UwU hewoicaw ^-^ cudgewwing UwU that ^.^ he xDD waves in 
^.^ saying nothing. 
>w< ACHIWWES. OwO How can UwU that x3 be? 
^-^ THEWSITES. ÚwÚ Why, UwU 'a >_> stawks OwO up ÚwÚ and ;;w;; down >_< wike :3 a >w< peacock-a :33 stwide ÚwÚ and :3 a 
ÚwÚ stand; ^-^ wuminyaies >_< wike OwO an ^w^ hostess UwU that ;;w;; hath nyo awithmetic uWu but xDD hew 
bwain ^-^ to xDD set ;;w;; down xDD hew :33 weckonying, bites his x3 wip with :3 a ^.^ powitic 
>w< wegawd, as ^-^ who shouwd uWu say >w< 'Thewe ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ wit in :3 this uWu head, OwO an 
'twouwd out'; ÚwÚ and OwO so there >_> is; uWu but ^.^ it :3 wies as ;;w;; cowdwy in him as 
x3 fiwe in :3 a flint, ;;w;; which uWu wiww ^.^ nyot show ^-^ without >_< knyocking. The ÚwÚ man's 
undonye uWu fow ^w^ evew; uWu fow ^-^ if >_< Hectow >_< bweak ^.^ nyot his neck >w< i' th' >_< combat, 
:3 he'ww :3 bweak't ^-^ himsewf in vainglory. ÚwÚ He knows ^.^ nyot >_> me. I ^w^ said 'Good 
^.^ mowwow, >w< Ajax'; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he x3 wepwies 'Thanks, xDD Agamemnyon.' What ÚwÚ think you 
>_> of :3 this man UwU that ^-^ takes me uWu fow OwO the ^-^ genyewaw? >w< He's UwU gwown :3 a vewy ^.^ wand 
uWu fish, wanguagewess, :3 a uWu monstew. OwO A pwague >_> of opinyion! OwO A man ^-^ may 
wear ^.^ it uWu on uWu both :3 sides, >_< wike weathew jerkin. 
>w< ACHIWWES. Thou >w< must >w< be my ambassador ^-^ to ^w^ him, OwO Thewsites. 
^-^ THEWSITES. Who, x3 I? ÚwÚ Why, :3 he'ww ÚwÚ answew >_< nyobody; ^.^ he professes ^.^ nyot 
uWu answewing. >w< Speaking :3 is uWu fow >_> beggaws: ^.^ he weaws his :33 tongue :33 in's 
arms. I uWu wiww >w< put uWu on his presence. >_> Wet Patroclus ^-^ make his demands 
^-^ to uWu me, you uWu shaww UwU see OwO the UwU pageant >_> of Ajax. 
>w< ACHIWWES. ÚwÚ To ^w^ him, :3 Patwocwus. >_> Teww him I humbly desiwe OwO the ÚwÚ vawiant 
>_< Ajax ^-^ to ^w^ invite OwO the UwU most valorous >_< Hectow ^-^ to come unyawm'd ^-^ to my 
tent; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to procure xDD safe OwO conduct uWu fow his person >_> of OwO the 
^.^ magnyanyimous ÚwÚ and UwU most OwO iwwustwious six-or-seven-times-honour'd 
x3 Captain x3 Genyewaw >_> of OwO the Grecian awmy, xDD et cetera, uWu Agamemnyon. Do 
ÚwÚ this. 
PATWOCWUS. OwO Juv bless gweat Ajax! 
^-^ THEWSITES. Hum! 
PATWOCWUS. I come ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< wowthy Achiwwes- 
^-^ THEWSITES. Ha! 
PATWOCWUS. OwO Who UwU most humbly desires you ^-^ to ^w^ invite >_< Hectow ^-^ to his 
^.^ tent- 
^-^ THEWSITES. Hum! 
PATWOCWUS. And ^-^ to procure xDD safe OwO conduct ^-^ fwom uWu Agamemnyon. 
^-^ THEWSITES. Agamemnyon! 
PATWOCWUS. >w< Ay, my :33 wowd. 
^-^ THEWSITES. Ha! 
PATWOCWUS. What you uWu say to't? 
^-^ THEWSITES. :3 God ^-^ buy you, with >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. 
PATWOCWUS. Your ^-^ answew, sir. 
^-^ THEWSITES. >w< If to-morrow >w< be :3 a fair day, uWu by eleven >_> of OwO the ^w^ cwock ^.^ it 
uWu wiww >w< go ^-^ onye uWu way ^w^ ow other. Howsoever, ^.^ he uWu shaww pay uWu fow me ewe ^.^ he 
>_> has >_> me. 
PATWOCWUS. Your ^-^ answew, sir. 
^-^ THEWSITES. Fawe ye well, with >w< aww my ÚwÚ heawt. 
>w< ACHIWWES. ÚwÚ Why, uWu but ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot in :3 this tunye, :3 is x3 he? 
^-^ THEWSITES. No, uWu but :33 he's >_< out :3 a xDD tunye OwO thus. What music uWu wiww >w< be in him 
when >_< Hectow >_> has ^w^ knyock'd >_< out his >w< bwains I xDD knyow not; ;;w;; but, I x3 am ;;w;; suwe, 
^.^ nyonye; unwess OwO the :3 fiddwew Apollo >_< get his sinyews ^-^ to ^-^ make ^-^ catwings 
x3 on. 
>w< ACHIWWES. ^w^ Come, :3 thou ^-^ shawt bear :3 a letter ^-^ to him ÚwÚ stwaight. 
^-^ THEWSITES. >_> Wet me carry another ^-^ to his x3 howse; uWu fow that's OwO the ^-^ mowe 
capable >_> cweatuwe. 
>w< ACHIWWES. UwU My :33 mind :3 is twoubwed, >_< wike :3 a >_< fountain OwO stiww'd; 
And I ^-^ mysewf UwU see ^.^ nyot OwO the xDD bottom >_> of it. 
>_< Exeunt ÚwÚ ACHIWWES ÚwÚ and ;;w;; PATWOCWUS 
^-^ THEWSITES. Wouwd OwO the >_< fountain >_> of >_> youw :33 mind ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; cweaw uWu again, UwU that I 
UwU might >w< watew OwO an ;;w;; ass at it. I xDD had wathew >w< be :3 a ^-^ tick in :3 a ;;w;; sheep than 
such :3 a ÚwÚ vawiant ^.^ ignyowance. Exit 




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^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. 
>w< Twoy. OwO A uWu stweet 

OwO Entew, at ^-^ onye >w< side, AENEAS, ÚwÚ and ^-^ sewvant with :3 a torch; at another, 
PARIS, ^w^ DEIPHOBUS, >_< ANTENyOW, ÚwÚ DIOMEDES OwO the Grecian, ÚwÚ and >w< othews, with torches 

PARIS. ^w^ See, UwU ho! OwO Who :3 is UwU that thewe? 
DEIPHOBUS. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the Wowd ;;w;; Aenyeas. 
AENEAS. ^-^ Is OwO the Prince there in ÚwÚ pewson? 
Had I OwO so good >w< occasion ^-^ to lie wong 
UwU As you, Prince Pawis, nyothing uWu but ^w^ heavenwy ^-^ businyess 
;;w;; Shouwd x3 wob my >_< bed-mate >_> of my :33 company. 
uWu DIOMEDES. ^.^ That's my :33 mind ^w^ too. Good ^.^ mowwow, Wowd ;;w;; Aenyeas. 
PARIS. OwO A ÚwÚ vawiant Greek, ^.^ Aenyeas >_> -take his hand: 
>_> Witnyess OwO the ^-^ pwocess >_> of >_> youw speech, wherein 
You told how ;;w;; Diomed, :3 a xDD whowe >_> week uWu by OwO days, 
OwO Did ^.^ haunt you in OwO the fiewd. 
AENEAS. OwO Heawth ^-^ to you, ÚwÚ vawiant ;;w;; siw, 
^-^ Duwing >w< aww xDD question >_> of OwO the gentwe truce; 
But when I ^.^ meet you arm'd, as bwack ;;w;; defiance 
UwU As OwO heawt can ÚwÚ think ^w^ ow :33 couwage execute. 
uWu DIOMEDES. The ^-^ onye ÚwÚ and uWu othew >_< Diomed embwaces. 
Our bloods awe :3 nyow in calm; ÚwÚ and OwO so wong health! 
But when uWu contention ÚwÚ and >w< occasion :33 meet, 
By :33 Juv, I'll xDD pway OwO the >_< huntew uWu fow >w< thy life 
x3 With >w< aww my force, pursuit, ÚwÚ and :33 powicy. 
AENEAS. And :3 thou ^-^ shawt uWu hunt :3 a ;;w;; wion, UwU that uWu wiww UwU fwy 
x3 With his ;;w;; face backwawd. UwU In humanye uWu gentwenyess, 
>w< Wewcome ^-^ to x3 Twoy! nyow, uWu by :3 Anchises' xDD wife, 
>w< Wewcome uWu indeed! By Venyus' hand I uWu sweaw 
:3 Nyo man x3 awive can love in such :3 a sort 
The xDD thing ^.^ he :3 means ^-^ to ;;w;; kiww, ^-^ mowe excellently. 
uWu DIOMEDES. We sympathise. OwO Juv let ^.^ Aenyeas live, 
>w< If ^-^ to my >_< swowd his >w< fate >w< be ^.^ nyot OwO the ^-^ gwowy, 
OwO A ^w^ thousand complete courses >_> of OwO the sun! 
But in >_< minye emulous uWu honyouw let him die 
x3 With every >_< joint :3 a :33 wound, ÚwÚ and UwU that ;;w;; to-mowwow! 
AENEAS. We xDD knyow OwO each uWu othew :33 weww. 
uWu DIOMEDES.We do; ÚwÚ and wong ^-^ to xDD knyow OwO each uWu othew >w< wowse. 
PARIS. :3 This :3 is OwO the UwU most ^.^ despitefuw'st gentwe greeting 
The nyobwest ^-^ hatefuw love, UwU that e'ew I heard >_> of. 
What businyess, lord, OwO so >w< eawwy? 
AENEAS. I ÚwÚ was x3 sent uWu fow ^-^ to OwO the x3 King; uWu but >_> why, I xDD knyow not. 
PARIS. His OwO puwpose xDD meets >w< you: 'twas ^-^ to bwing :3 this UwU Gweek 
ÚwÚ To xDD Cawchas' OwO house, ÚwÚ and there ^-^ to render ^w^ him, 
>_< Fow OwO the enfreed Antenyow, OwO the fair Cwessid. 
Let's ^.^ have >_> youw xDD company; ;;w;; ow, ^-^ if you please, 
xDD Haste there before ÚwÚ us. I constantwy bewieve- 
Ow wathew caww my ^w^ thought :3 a ÚwÚ cewtain knyowwedge- 
UwU My bwothew Troilus UwU wodges there to-nyight. 
Rouse him ÚwÚ and ^w^ give him ^-^ nyote >_> of ^-^ ouw :33 appwoach, 
x3 With OwO the xDD whowe ;;w;; quawity ^.^ whewefowe; I ;;w;; feaw 
We uWu shaww >w< be >w< much >_> unwewcome. 
AENEAS. :33 That I assuwe >w< you: 
Troilus xDD had wathew ^-^ Twoy ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ bownye ^-^ to Greece 
>w< Than >w< Cwessid ÚwÚ bownye ^-^ fwom >w< Twoy. 
PARIS. Thewe :3 is nyo help; 
The :33 bittew ^-^ disposition >_> of OwO the UwU time 
uWu Wiww ^.^ have ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. uWu On, ^w^ wowd; ^w^ we'ww follow you. 
AENEAS. Good ^.^ mowwow, all. Exit with ^-^ sewvant 
PARIS. And tell uWu me, x3 nyobwe >_< Diomed-faith, tell me true, 
>_< Even in OwO the ^w^ souw >_> of :33 sound ÚwÚ good-fewwowship- 
OwO Who in >_> youw >_> thoughts ^-^ desewves fair Hewen best, 
Myself ^w^ ow :33 Menyewaus? 
uWu DIOMEDES. Both :3 awike: 
ÚwÚ He merits ;;w;; weww ^-^ to ^.^ have xDD hew UwU that doth >w< seek UwU hew, 
:3 Nyot :33 making ^-^ any scruple >_> of xDD hew xDD soiwuwe, 
x3 With such :3 a heww >_> of pain ÚwÚ and x3 wowwd >_> of x3 chawge; 
And you as ;;w;; weww ^-^ to ^-^ keep xDD hew UwU that ^w^ defend UwU hew, 
:3 Nyot uWu pawating OwO the ÚwÚ taste >_> of xDD hew ;;w;; dishonyouw, 
x3 With such :3 a costly woss >_> of wealth ÚwÚ and >_< fwiends. 
ÚwÚ He >_< wike :3 a puling uWu cuckowd would dwink OwO up 
The lees ÚwÚ and UwU dwegs >_> of :3 a fwat xDD tamed OwO piece; 
:3 You, >_< wike :3 a ^w^ wechew, >_< out >_> of >_> whowish ^.^ woins 
uWu Awe pleas'd ^-^ to breed >_< out >_> youw inheritors. 
Both merits pois'd, OwO each weighs :3 nyow less :3 nyow ^-^ mowe; 
But ^.^ he as >_< he, OwO the heaview uWu fow :3 a whowe. 
PARIS. You awe xDD too :33 bittew ^-^ to >_> youw countwy-woman. 
uWu DIOMEDES. x3 She's :33 bittew ^-^ to xDD hew countwy. >w< Heaw uWu me, >_< Pawis: 
>_< Fow every false >_> dwop in xDD hew ^-^ bawdy ^.^ veins 
OwO A Gwecian's life ;;w;; hath sunk; uWu fow every scruple 
x3 Of xDD hew :3 contaminyated carrion OwO weight 
OwO A >_> Twoyan ;;w;; hath >_< been slain; >_< since ^.^ she :33 couwd ÚwÚ speak, 
She ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot >w< given OwO so many good uWu wowds >_> bweath 
UwU As uWu fow xDD hew ÚwÚ Gweeks ÚwÚ and xDD Twoyans xDD suff'wed :33 death. 
PARIS. ^-^ Faiw ;;w;; Diomed, you ^-^ do as ^.^ chapmen uWu do, 
Dispwaise OwO the xDD thing UwU that you desiwe ^-^ to OwO buy; 
But ^-^ we in siwence howd :3 this :3 viwtue weww: 
>w< We'ww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ commend what ^-^ we intend ^-^ to ÚwÚ seww. 
;;w;; Hewe :3 wies ^-^ ouw way. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. 
>w< Twoy. The couwt >_> of OwO PANDAWUS' house 

x3 Entew TROILUS ÚwÚ and xDD CWESSIDA 

>_< TWOIWUS. :3 Deaw, twoubwe ^.^ nyot yourself; OwO the ^w^ mown :3 is cold. 
CRESSIDA. >_> Then, ^w^ sweet my lord, I'll caww >_< minye uncwe ;;w;; down; 
ÚwÚ He uWu shaww unbolt OwO the xDD gates. 
>_< TWOIWUS. OwO Twoubwe him not; 
ÚwÚ To :33 bed, ^-^ to bed! ^w^ Sweep :33 kiww x3 those pwetty >_> eyes, 
And ^w^ give as ^.^ soft attachment ^-^ to >w< thy UwU senses 
UwU As infants' uWu empty >_> of >w< aww >_< thought! 
CRESSIDA. Good ^.^ mowwow, xDD then. 
>_< TWOIWUS. I ÚwÚ pwithee nyow, ^-^ to bed. 
CRESSIDA. uWu Awe you aweary >_> of x3 me? 
>_< TWOIWUS. :3 O Cressida! uWu but UwU that OwO the busy day, 
;;w;; Wak'd uWu by OwO the lark, ;;w;; hath rous'd OwO the ^-^ wibawd >_< cwows, 
And dweaming night uWu wiww hide ^-^ ouw >_< joys nyo longer, 
I would ^.^ nyot ^-^ fwom thee. 
CRESSIDA. :3 Nyight ;;w;; hath >_< been xDD too brief. 
>_< TWOIWUS. UwU Beshwew OwO the witch! with ^.^ venyomous ^-^ wights ^.^ she ^w^ stays 
UwU As >_> tediouswy as >_< heww, uWu but flies OwO the gwasps >_> of love 
x3 With x3 wings ^-^ mowe ^-^ momentawy-swift than OwO thought. 
You uWu wiww catch cold, ÚwÚ and ^w^ cuwse >_> me. 
CRESSIDA. ÚwÚ Pwithee tarry. 
You x3 men uWu wiww never tarry. 
:3 O foowish ^w^ Cwessid! I UwU might ^.^ have still held OwO off, 
And then you would ^.^ have tawwied. >_> Hawk! :33 thewe's ^-^ onye :33 up. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. xDD [Within] What's >w< aww OwO the :33 doows open hewe? 
>_< TWOIWUS. ^w^ It :3 is >_> youw :3 uncwe. 

x3 Entew >w< PANDAWUS 

CRESSIDA. OwO A pestilence uWu on :3 him! Nyow uWu wiww ^.^ he >w< be mocking. 
I uWu shaww ^.^ have such :3 a life! 
^w^ PANDAWUS. OwO How nyow, how nyow! OwO How >w< go :3 maidenheads? 
Here, you UwU maid! Where's my cousin >_> Cwessid? 
CRESSIDA. uWu Go >_> hang OwO youwsewf, you ^-^ nyaughty >_> mocking :3 uncwe. 
You bwing me ^-^ to uWu do, ÚwÚ and then you fwout me ^w^ too. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. ÚwÚ To ^-^ do ;;w;; what? ^-^ to ^-^ do ;;w;; what? >_> Wet xDD hew uWu say >_> what. 
What ^.^ have I ^w^ bwought you ^-^ to x3 do? 
CRESSIDA. ^w^ Come, xDD come, OwO beshwew >_> youw >_< heawt! You'll :33 nye'ew >w< be uWu good, 
Nyow suffer ^.^ othews. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. Ha, ^-^ ha! ^.^ Awas, UwU poow ^w^ wwetch! :3 a UwU poow capocchia! x3 hast ^.^ nyot 
>w< swept x3 to-nyight? Wouwd ^.^ he ;;w;; nyot, :3 a ^-^ nyaughty man, let ^.^ it xDD sweep? OwO A 
OwO bugbeaw UwU take :3 him! 
CRESSIDA. OwO Did ^.^ nyot I tell you? Wouwd ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe ^w^ knyock'd >w< i' th' head! 
>w< [Onye knyocks] 
>w< Who's UwU that at xDD doow? Good uncwe, >w< go ÚwÚ and :3 see. 
UwU My lord, come you UwU again OwO into my ^.^ chambew. 
You >_> smiwe ÚwÚ and xDD mock uWu me, as ^-^ if I meant naughtily. 
>_< TWOIWUS. Ha! ^-^ ha! 
CRESSIDA. ^w^ Come, you awe uWu deceiv'd, I ÚwÚ think >_> of nyo such >_> thing. 
uWu [Knyock] 
OwO How earnestly uWu they knock! ;;w;; Pway you come :3 in: 
I would ^.^ nyot uWu fow half ^-^ Twoy ^.^ have you uWu seen here. 
>_< Exeunt TROILUS ÚwÚ and xDD CWESSIDA 
^w^ PANDAWUS. >w< Who's thewe? What's OwO the matter? uWu Wiww you beat ;;w;; down OwO the 
xDD doow? OwO How ^w^ nyow? What's OwO the matter? 

x3 Entew AENEAS 
AENEAS. Good ^.^ mowwow, lord, good mowwow. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. >w< Who's thewe? UwU My lord ^.^ Aenyeas? By my ^w^ twoth, 
I knew you not. What UwU nyews with you OwO so >w< eawwy? 
AENEAS. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot Prince Troilus hewe? 
^w^ PANDAWUS. Here! What shouwd ^.^ he ^-^ do hewe? 
AENEAS. ^w^ Come, ^.^ he :3 is ;;w;; hewe, my ^w^ wowd; ^-^ do ^.^ nyot deny >_> him. 
^w^ It doth :3 impowt him >w< much ^-^ to speak with >_> me. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. ^-^ Is ^.^ he ;;w;; hewe, uWu say you? ÚwÚ It's ^-^ mowe than I >w< knyow, I'll >w< be 
swown. >_< Fow my >_> own UwU pawt, I came in late. What shouwd ^.^ he ^-^ do hewe? 
AENEAS. Who!-nyay, xDD then. ^w^ Come, xDD come, ^w^ you'ww ^-^ do him :33 wwong ewe you awe 
^-^ wawe; ^w^ you'ww >w< be OwO so OwO twue ^-^ to him ^-^ to >w< be false ^-^ to >_> him. Do ^.^ nyot you 
xDD knyow >_> of ^w^ him, uWu but ÚwÚ yet >w< go ÚwÚ fetch him uWu hithew; ^.^ go. 

;;w;; We-entew TROILUS 

>_< TWOIWUS. OwO How nyow! What's OwO the matter? 
AENEAS. UwU My lord, I scarce ^.^ have :3 weisuwe ^-^ to salute you, 
UwU My matter :3 is OwO so :3 wash. Thewe :3 is at hand 
Paris >_> youw :33 bwothew, ÚwÚ and Deiphobus, 
The Grecian ;;w;; Diomed, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw Antenor 
;;w;; Dewivew'd ^-^ to >_< us; ÚwÚ and uWu fow him forthwith, 
Ewe OwO the ^.^ fiwst OwO sacwifice, within :3 this xDD houw, 
We >w< must ^w^ give OwO up ^-^ to ^w^ Diomedes' hand 
The OwO Wady Cressida. 
>_< TWOIWUS. ^-^ Is ^.^ it OwO so :33 concwuded? 
AENEAS. By Priam, ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ genyewaw OwO state >_> of >w< Twoy. 
^.^ They awe at hand ÚwÚ and ready ^-^ to :33 effect it. 
>_< TWOIWUS. OwO How my ^.^ achievements xDD mock UwU me! 
I uWu wiww >w< go ^.^ meet them; :3 and, my lord Aeneas, 
We met uWu by ^w^ chance; you >_> did ^.^ nyot find me here. 
AENEAS. OwO Good, uWu good, my lord, OwO the >_> secwets >_> of UwU nyeighbouw uWu Pandaw 
>_< Have ^.^ nyot ^-^ mowe >_> gift in ^.^ tacituwnyity. 
>_< Exeunt TROILUS ÚwÚ and AENEAS 
^w^ PANDAWUS. :3 Is't ;;w;; possibwe? :3 Nyo sooner ^w^ got uWu but lost? The ^w^ deviw UwU take 
Antenor! The x3 young pwince uWu wiww >w< go ^w^ mad. OwO A pwague x3 upon Antenor! I 
would uWu they xDD had broke's ÚwÚ nyeck. 

;;w;; We-entew xDD CWESSIDA 

CRESSIDA. OwO How nyow! What's OwO the matter? OwO Who ÚwÚ was hewe? 
^w^ PANDAWUS. xDD Ah, x3 ah! 
CRESSIDA. UwU Why sigh you OwO so :3 pwofoundwy? Where's my UwU wowd? Gonye? >_> Teww 
uWu me, ^w^ sweet uncwe, ^w^ what's OwO the matter? 
^w^ PANDAWUS. Wouwd I ;;w;; wewe as ^-^ deep uWu undew OwO the :3 eawth as I x3 am abuv! 
CRESSIDA. :3 O OwO the x3 gods! What's OwO the matter? 
^w^ PANDAWUS. ;;w;; Pway ^.^ thee, >_< get ÚwÚ thee in. Wouwd :3 thou xDD hadst :33 nye'ew >_< been uWu bown! 
I knew :3 thou wouldst >w< be his >_< death! :33 O, UwU poow gentweman! OwO A pwague 
x3 upon Antenor! 
CRESSIDA. Good uncwe, I uWu beseech you, uWu on my knyees I uWu beseech you, 
^w^ what's OwO the matter? 
^w^ PANDAWUS. Thou >w< must >w< be gone, wench, :3 thou >w< must >w< be gone; :3 thou art 
>_< chang'd uWu fow uWu Antenyow; :3 thou >w< must ^-^ to >w< thy fathew, ÚwÚ and >w< be gonye ^-^ fwom 
Troilus. 'Twiww >w< be his ^w^ death; 'twill >w< be his bane; ^.^ he cannyot bear 
it. 
CRESSIDA. :3 O you immortal x3 gods! I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ go. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. Thou :3 must. 
CRESSIDA. I uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, :3 uncwe. I ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot my uWu fathew; 
I xDD knyow nyo ^.^ touch >_> of >_< consanguinyity, 
:3 Nyo kin, nyo love, nyo blood, nyo ^w^ souw OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw me 
UwU As OwO the ^w^ sweet Troilus. :3 O you UwU gods >_> divinye, 
UwU Make ÚwÚ Cwessid's name OwO the vewy :3 cwown >_> of >_< fawsehood, 
>w< If >w< evew ^.^ she xDD weave ÚwÚ Twoiwus! Time, force, ÚwÚ and >_< death, 
Do ^-^ to :3 this ÚwÚ body what ;;w;; extwemes you ^-^ can, 
But OwO the >w< stwong base ÚwÚ and :33 buiwding >_> of my love 
^-^ Is as OwO the vewy ^-^ centwe >_> of OwO the :3 eawth, 
Drawing >w< aww >w< things ^-^ to it. I'll >w< go in ÚwÚ and ^-^ weep- 
^w^ PANDAWUS. uWu Do, do. 
CRESSIDA. >_< Teaw my UwU bwight >_> haiw, ÚwÚ and scratch my praised :33 cheeks, 
^.^ Cwack my ;;w;; cweaw >w< voice with sobs ÚwÚ and >_< bweak my xDD heawt, 
x3 With ;;w;; sounding ^.^ 'Twoiwus.' I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< go ^-^ fwom >w< Twoy. 
>_< Exeunt 




^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. 
>w< Twoy. OwO A uWu stweet before OwO PANDAWUS' house 

x3 Entew PARIS, TWOIWUS, AENEAS, ^w^ DEIPHOBUS, >_< ANTENyOW, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ DIOMEDES 

PARIS. ^w^ It :3 is gweat mownying; ÚwÚ and OwO the hour UwU pwefix'd 
>_< Fow xDD hew uWu dewivewy ^-^ to :3 this ÚwÚ vawiant UwU Gweek 
x3 Comes fast upon. Good my bwothew ^w^ Twoiwus, 
>_> Teww you OwO the wady what ^.^ she :3 is ^-^ to ^-^ do 
And haste xDD hew ^-^ to OwO the uWu puwpose. 
>_< TWOIWUS. ÚwÚ Wawk OwO into xDD hew >_< house. 
I'll bwing xDD hew ^-^ to OwO the Grecian ;;w;; pwesentwy; 
And ^-^ to his hand when I x3 dewivew UwU hew, 
:33 Think ^.^ it OwO an altar, ÚwÚ and >w< thy bwothew Troilus 
OwO A :33 pwiest, there off'wing ^-^ to ^.^ it his >_> own ÚwÚ heawt. Exit 
PARIS. I xDD knyow what 'tis ^-^ to love, 
And ÚwÚ wouwd, as I uWu shaww pity, I :33 couwd :33 hewp! 
UwU Pwease you ÚwÚ wawk ÚwÚ in, my wowds. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE x3 4. 
>w< Twoy. OwO PANDAWUS' house 

x3 Entew >w< PANDAWUS ÚwÚ and xDD CWESSIDA 

^w^ PANDAWUS. Be uWu modewate, >w< be moderate. 
CRESSIDA. UwU Why tell you me >_> of moderation? 
The >w< gwief :3 is fine, x3 fuww, pewfect, UwU that I taste, 
And violenteth in :3 a :33 sense as >w< stwong 
UwU As UwU that ;;w;; which ^-^ causeth it. OwO How can I moderate it? 
>w< If I :33 couwd temporize with my ÚwÚ affections 
Ow brew ^.^ it ^-^ to :3 a uWu weak ÚwÚ and colder pawate, 
The >_< wike allayment :33 couwd I ^w^ give my ^w^ gwief. 
UwU My love xDD admits nyo ;;w;; quawifying dross; 
:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe my gwief, in such :3 a pwecious loss. 

x3 Entew TROILUS 

^w^ PANDAWUS. Here, ;;w;; hewe, here ^.^ he comes. xDD Ah, ^w^ sweet UwU ducks! 
CRESSIDA. :3 O ÚwÚ Twoiwus! ÚwÚ Twoiwus! UwU [Embwacing xDD him] 
^w^ PANDAWUS. What :3 a paiw >_> of >w< spectacwes :3 is :3 hewe! >_> Wet me ^w^ embwace ^w^ too. 'O 
>_> heawt,' as OwO the ÚwÚ goodwy ^.^ saying ;;w;; is, 
:3 O xDD heawt, :33 heavy xDD heawt, 
UwU Why sigh'st :3 thou ^-^ without >_< bweaking? 
xDD whewe ^.^ he ^-^ answews UwU again 
xDD Because :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot >_> ease >w< thy smawt 
By friendship :3 nyow uWu by :3 speaking. 
Thewe ÚwÚ was never :3 a twuew ;;w;; whyme. >_> Wet OwO us UwU cast away nothing, uWu fow ^-^ we 
^-^ may live ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 nyeed >_> of such :3 a x3 vewse. We UwU see it, ^-^ we UwU see it. OwO How 
nyow, UwU wambs! 
>_< TWOIWUS. ^-^ Cwessid, I love ÚwÚ thee in OwO so UwU stwain'd :3 a x3 puwity 
:33 That OwO the >_> bwess'd >_< gods, as :3 angwy with my >w< fancy, 
Mowe UwU bwight in x3 zeaw than OwO the ;;w;; devotion ;;w;; which 
Cold lips blow ^-^ to theiw OwO deities, UwU take ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom >_> me. 
CRESSIDA. >_< Have OwO the UwU gods envy? 
^w^ PANDAWUS. >w< Ay, ^-^ ay, ÚwÚ ay; 'tis xDD too ;;w;; pwain :3 a ^.^ case. 
CRESSIDA. And :3 is ^.^ it OwO twue UwU that I >w< must >w< go ^-^ fwom Twoy? 
>_< TWOIWUS. OwO A ^-^ hatefuw :33 twuth. 
CRESSIDA. >_> What, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom Troilus too? 
>_< TWOIWUS. From ^-^ Twoy ÚwÚ and Troilus. 
CRESSIDA. :3 Is't ;;w;; possibwe? 
>_< TWOIWUS. And >_> suddenwy; xDD whewe uWu injuwy >_> of uWu chance 
>w< Puts xDD back ^.^ weave-taking, justles roughly uWu by 
^-^ Aww UwU time >_> of >_> pause, ^w^ wudewy beguiles ^-^ ouw lips 
x3 Of >w< aww x3 wejoinduwe, :33 fowcibwy UwU pwevents 
Our wock'd UwU embwasuwes, ;;w;; stwangwes ^-^ ouw dear >_< vows 
>_< Even in OwO the biwth >_> of ^-^ ouw >_> own >_> wabouwing ^.^ bweath. 
We ^-^ two, UwU that with OwO so many ^w^ thousand sighs 
OwO Did ^-^ buy OwO each xDD othew, >w< must >_> poowwy ;;w;; seww uWu ouwsewves 
x3 With OwO the wude >_> bwevity ÚwÚ and >w< dischawge >_> of ^w^ onye. 
:33 Injuwious UwU time :3 nyow with :3 a robber's haste 
>_< Cwams his rich x3 thievewy uWu up, ^.^ he knows ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ how. 
UwU As many farewells as >w< be x3 staws in UwU heaven, 
x3 With distinct >_> bweath ÚwÚ and x3 consign'd OwO kisses ^-^ to ;;w;; them, 
ÚwÚ He :3 fumbwes OwO up OwO into :3 a loose OwO adieu, 
And scants OwO us with :3 a >w< singwe famish'd >w< kiss, 
Distasted with OwO the salt >_> of ^w^ bwoken uWu teaws. 
AENEAS. xDD [Within] UwU My lord, :3 is OwO the wady ready? 
>_< TWOIWUS. >_> Hawk! you awe caww'd. uWu Some uWu say OwO the Genyius OwO so 
^.^ Cwies x3 'Come' ^-^ to him UwU that OwO instantwy >w< must ^-^ die. 
UwU Bid them ^.^ have patience; ^.^ she uWu shaww come x3 anyon. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. :3 Whewe awe my ÚwÚ teaws? Wain, ^-^ to uWu way :3 this wind, ^w^ ow my OwO heawt 
uWu wiww >w< be xDD bwown OwO up uWu by th' root? Exit 
CRESSIDA. I >w< must then ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; Gwecians? 
>_< TWOIWUS. :3 Nyo wemedy. 
CRESSIDA. OwO A :3 woefuw >w< Cwessid 'mongst OwO the >_> mewwy Greeks! 
When uWu shaww ^-^ we UwU see OwO again? 
>_< TWOIWUS. >w< Heaw uWu me, my wuv. Be :3 thou uWu but OwO twue >_> of >_> heawt- 
CRESSIDA. I :3 twue! how nyow! What ;;w;; wicked ^.^ deem :3 is uWu this? 
>_< TWOIWUS. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ we >w< must ;;w;; use expostuwation uWu kindwy, 
>_< Fow ^.^ it :3 is pawting ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ us. 
I speak ^.^ nyot uWu 'Be :3 thou twue' as feawing ^.^ thee, 
>_< Fow I uWu wiww thwow my :3 gwuv ^-^ to ^.^ Death ^-^ himsewf 
:33 That :33 thewe's nyo :33 macuwation in >w< thy >_> heawt; 
But uWu 'Be :3 thou twue' uWu say I ^-^ to ^.^ fashion in 
UwU My ^.^ sequent ÚwÚ pwotestation: >w< be :3 thou true, 
And I uWu wiww UwU see thee. 
CRESSIDA. :33 O, you uWu shaww >w< be :3 expos'd, my lord, ^-^ to dangews 
UwU As >_< infinyite as imminyent! But I'll >w< be true. 
>_< TWOIWUS. And I'll gwow fwiend with >_> dangew. OwO Weaw :3 this sleeve. 
CRESSIDA. And you :3 this glove. When uWu shaww I UwU see you? 
>_< TWOIWUS. I uWu wiww corrupt OwO the Grecian x3 sentinyews 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee ^w^ nyightwy :33 visitation. 
But ÚwÚ yet >w< be true. 
CRESSIDA. :3 O >_< heavens! uWu 'Be twue' ^-^ again! 
>_< TWOIWUS. >w< Heaw x3 why I speak it, wuv. 
The Grecian ^w^ youths awe :33 fuww >_> of OwO quawity; 
They'we woving, ;;w;; weww :33 compos'd with x3 gifts >_> of UwU nyatuwe, 
And xDD fwowing o'ew with ^w^ awts ÚwÚ and uWu exewcise. 
OwO How nyuvwties ^-^ may UwU muv, ÚwÚ and pawts with ^.^ pewson, 
^.^ Awas, :3 a >w< kind >_> of x3 godwy jealousy, 
^w^ Which I uWu beseech you caww :3 a ÚwÚ viwtuous uWu sin, 
:3 Makes me >w< afeawd. 
CRESSIDA. :3 O >_< heavens! you love me not. 
>_< TWOIWUS. ^.^ Die I :3 a viwwain, OwO then! 
UwU In :3 this I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot caww >_> youw :3 faith in xDD question 
^w^ So mainly as my mewit. I cannyot sing, 
Nyow >_< heew OwO the UwU high ^w^ wavowt, :3 nyow OwO sweeten talk, 
Nyow xDD pway at subtle >_> games-faiw viwtues aww, 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; which OwO the OwO Gwecians awe UwU most :3 pwompt ÚwÚ and pregnant; 
But I can tell UwU that in OwO each OwO gwace >_> of ^.^ these 
Thewe >_< wuwks :3 a still ÚwÚ and dumb-discoursive ^w^ deviw 
:33 That tempts UwU most OwO cunnyingwy. But >w< be ^.^ nyot x3 tempted. 
CRESSIDA. Do you ÚwÚ think I x3 wiww? 
>_< TWOIWUS. >_< Nyo. 
But xDD something ^-^ may >w< be x3 donye UwU that ^-^ we uWu wiww not; 
And ^.^ sometimes ^-^ we awe devils ^-^ to >w< ouwsewves, 
When ^-^ we uWu wiww >_> tempt OwO the >_< fwaiwty >_> of ^-^ ouw powers, 
;;w;; Pwesuming uWu on theiw UwU changefuw ^-^ potency. 
AENEAS. xDD [Within] ;;w;; Nyay, good my wowd! 
>_< TWOIWUS. ^w^ Come, kiss; ÚwÚ and let OwO us pawt. 
PARIS. xDD [Within] ^w^ Bwothew ÚwÚ Twoiwus! 
>_< TWOIWUS. Good :33 bwothew, come you uWu hithew; 
And bwing ^.^ Aenyeas ÚwÚ and OwO the Grecian with you. 
CRESSIDA. UwU My lord, uWu wiww you >w< be :3 twue? 
>_< TWOIWUS. Who, x3 I? ^.^ Awas, ^.^ it :3 is my ;;w;; vice, my x3 fauwt! 
ÚwÚ Whiwes ÚwÚ othews >_< fish with >w< cwaft uWu fow gweat ^-^ opinyion, 
I with gweat >w< twuth catch mere simplicity; 
>w< Whiwst >w< some with ÚwÚ cunnying ÚwÚ giwd theiw copper cwowns, 
x3 With >w< twuth ÚwÚ and :3 pwainnyess I ^-^ do wear >_< minye uWu bawe. 

x3 Entew AENEAS, PARIS, >_< ANTENyOW, ^w^ DEIPHOBUS, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ DIOMEDES 

OwO Feaw ^.^ nyot my twuth: OwO the :33 mowaw >_> of my ÚwÚ wit 
^-^ Is ^-^ 'pwain ÚwÚ and twue'; :33 thewe's >w< aww OwO the weach >_> of it. 
Wewcome, Sir Diomed! ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the wady 
^w^ Which uWu fow Antenor ^-^ we x3 dewivew OwO you; 
^.^ At OwO the port, lord, I'll ^w^ give xDD hew ^-^ to >w< thy ;;w;; hand, 
And uWu by OwO the uWu way ^.^ possess ÚwÚ thee what ^.^ she is. 
>_< Entweat xDD hew ^-^ faiw; :3 and, uWu by my >_> souw, fair Greek, 
>w< If e'ew :3 thou ^.^ stand at UwU mewcy >_> of my ;;w;; swowd, 
>w< Nyame ^-^ Cwessid, ÚwÚ and >w< thy life uWu shaww >w< be as xDD safe 
UwU As Priam :3 is in :33 Iwion. 
uWu DIOMEDES. ^-^ Faiw OwO Wady ^-^ Cwessid, 
^w^ So >w< pwease you, :33 save OwO the ^w^ thanks :3 this pwince OwO expects. 
The >w< wustwe in >_> youw eye, >w< heaven in >_> youw cheek, 
UwU Pweads >_> youw fair OwO usage; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >_< Diomed 
You uWu shaww >w< be mistress, ÚwÚ and xDD command him wholly. 
>_< TWOIWUS. Grecian, :3 thou OwO dost ^.^ nyot ;;w;; use me courteously 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ shame OwO the x3 zeaw >_> of my >_> petition ^-^ to OwO the 
UwU In praising :3 hew. I tell ^.^ thee, lord >_> of Greece, 
She :3 is as :3 faw :33 high-soawing o'ew >w< thy ^.^ pwaises 
UwU As :3 thou unworthy ^-^ to >w< be xDD caww'd xDD hew sewvant. 
I chawge ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; use xDD hew well, x3 even uWu fow my x3 chawge; 
>_< Fow, uWu by OwO the dreadful OwO Pwuto, ^-^ if :3 thou OwO dost ;;w;; nyot, 
^-^ Though OwO the gweat ÚwÚ buwk >_> Achiwwes >w< be >w< thy ^-^ guawd, 
I'll ÚwÚ cut >w< thy >_< thwoat. 
uWu DIOMEDES. :33 O, >w< be ^.^ nyot mov'd, Prince Troilus. 
>_> Wet me >w< be privileg'd uWu by my place ÚwÚ and xDD message 
ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a speakew free: when I x3 am x3 hence 
I'll ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to my uWu wust. And xDD knyow you, lord, 
I'll nyothing ^-^ do uWu on charge: ^-^ to xDD hew >_> own wowth 
She uWu shaww >w< be pwiz'd. But UwU that you uWu say ^.^ 'Be't OwO so,' 
I speak ^.^ it in my spirit ÚwÚ and xDD honyouw, 'Nyo.' 
>_< TWOIWUS. ^w^ Come, ^-^ to OwO the powt. I'll tell ^.^ thee, ;;w;; Diomed, 
:3 This bwave uWu shaww ^w^ oft ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to hide >w< thy head. 
Lady, ^w^ give me >_> youw >w< hand; :3 and, as ^-^ we ^-^ wawk, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ ouw >_> own sewves ^-^ bend ^-^ we ^-^ ouw :3 nyeedfuw ^.^ tawk. 
>_< Exeunt TWOIWUS, >_< CWESSIDA, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ DIOMEDES 
>_< [Sound ^.^ twumpet] 
PARIS. >_> Hawk! Hector's OwO twumpet. 
AENEAS. OwO How ^.^ have ^-^ we spent :3 this :33 mownying! 
The Prince >w< must ÚwÚ think me tawdy ÚwÚ and ^.^ wemiss, 
:33 That :33 swowe ^-^ to ride before him ^-^ to OwO the fiewd. 
PARIS. ^.^ 'Tis Troilus' fault. ^w^ Come, come ^-^ to field with >_> him. 
DEIPHOBUS. >_> Wet OwO us ^-^ make ready ÚwÚ stwaight. 
AENEAS. xDD Yea, with :3 a bridegroom's ^.^ fwesh alacrity 
>_> Wet OwO us OwO addwess ^-^ to tend uWu on Hector's heels. 
The >_> gwowy >_> of ^-^ ouw ^-^ Twoy doth :3 this :3 day lie 
uWu On his fair wowth ÚwÚ and >w< singwe chivalry. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE 5. 
The Grecian x3 camp. Lists xDD set >_< out 

x3 Entew uWu AJAX, awmed; x3 AGAMEMNyON, ACHILLES, >w< PATWOCWUS, MENELAUS, UWYSSES, 
>_> NyESTOW, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ othews 

xDD AGAMEMNyON. ;;w;; Hewe art :3 thou in ;;w;; appointment ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and :33 faiw, 
:3 Anticipating UwU time with >_> stawting ^.^ couwage. 
>w< Give with >w< thy twumpet :3 a loud ^-^ nyote ^-^ to Twoy, 
Thou dreadful ^w^ Ajax, UwU that OwO the appawwed ÚwÚ aiw 
May >w< piewce OwO the head >_> of OwO the gweat ÚwÚ combatant, 
And hale him hithew. 
uWu AJAX. uWu Thou, ^.^ twumpet, :33 thewe's my puwse. 
Nyow >_< cwack >w< thy >_< wungs ÚwÚ and split >w< thy brazen pipe; 
>_> Bwow, viwwain, ÚwÚ tiww >w< thy ÚwÚ sphewed ^w^ bias ^-^ cheek 
>_> Out-sweww OwO the colic >_> of puff uWu Aquiwon'd. 
^w^ Come, ;;w;; stwetch >w< thy ^w^ chest, ÚwÚ and let >w< thy eyes >_> spout bwood: 
Thou ÚwÚ bwowest uWu fow Hector. ;;w;; [Twumpet ^-^ sounds] 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. :3 Nyo twumpet ^w^ answews. 
>w< ACHIWWES. ^.^ 'Tis uWu but >_< eawwy ^.^ days. 

x3 Entew DIOMEDES, with xDD CWESSIDA 

xDD AGAMEMNyON. ^-^ Is ^.^ nyot yond ;;w;; Diomed, with xDD Cawchas' ^.^ daughtew? 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ^.^ 'Tis >_< he, I ken OwO the manner >_> of his >_< gait: 
ÚwÚ He >w< wises uWu on OwO the ;;w;; toe. :33 That spirit >_> of his 
UwU In aspiration ÚwÚ wifts him ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD eawth. 
xDD AGAMEMNyON. ^-^ Is :3 this OwO the wady >_> Cwessid? 
uWu DIOMEDES. >_< Even she. 
xDD AGAMEMNyON. uWu Most dearly ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to OwO the Gweeks, ^w^ sweet >_< wady. 
NyESTOW. Our ^w^ genyewaw doth salute you with :3 a ;;w;; kiss. 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. >_> Yet :3 is OwO the >_> kindnyess uWu but :33 pawticuwaw; 
'Twewe better ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe kiss'd in ^.^ genyewaw. 
NyESTOW. And vewy >_> couwtwy >_> counsew: I'll begin. 
^w^ So >w< much uWu fow xDD Nyestow. 
>w< ACHIWWES. I'll UwU take UwU that winter ^-^ fwom >_> youw wips, fair >_< wady. 
>_> Achiwwes >_< bids you welcome. 
MENELAUS. I xDD had good awgument uWu fow kissing ^-^ once. 
PATWOCWUS. But that's nyo awgument uWu fow kissing UwU nyow; 
>_< Fow ;;w;; thus UwU popp'd Paris in his ^w^ hawdiment, 
And x3 pawted ;;w;; thus you ÚwÚ and >_> youw OwO awgument. 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. :3 O >_> deadwy :3 gaww, ÚwÚ and >_> theme >_> of >w< aww ^-^ ouw :3 scowns! 
>_< Fow ;;w;; which ^-^ we wose ^-^ ouw :3 heads ^-^ to ÚwÚ giwd his howns. 
PATWOCWUS. The ^.^ fiwst ÚwÚ was Menyewaus' kiss; this, >_> minye- 
OwO [Kisses xDD hew again] 
Patroclus OwO kisses you. 
MENELAUS. :33 O, :3 this :3 is twim! 
PATWOCWUS. Paris ÚwÚ and I ÚwÚ kiss xDD evewmowe uWu fow >_> him. 
MENELAUS. I'll ^.^ have my >w< kiss, sir. Lady, uWu by >_> youw weave. 
CRESSIDA. UwU In xDD kissing, ^-^ do you render ^w^ ow receive? 
PATWOCWUS. Both UwU take ÚwÚ and >w< give. 
CRESSIDA. I'll ^-^ make my ^-^ match ^-^ to live, 
The ÚwÚ kiss you UwU take :3 is better than you :3 give; 
OwO Thewefowe nyo ;;w;; kiss. 
MENELAUS. I'll ^w^ give you x3 boot; I'll ^w^ give you three uWu fow ^w^ onye. 
CRESSIDA. You awe OwO an uWu odd >w< man; ^w^ give x3 even ^w^ ow ^w^ give none. 
MENELAUS. An uWu odd man, >w< wady? uWu Evewy man :3 is odd. 
CRESSIDA. No, Paris :3 is not; uWu fow you xDD knyow 'tis OwO twue 
:33 That you awe odd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is x3 even with you. 
MENELAUS. You ^.^ fiwwip me o' th' head. 
CRESSIDA. No, I'll >w< be swown. 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ^w^ It ;;w;; wewe nyo UwU match, >_> youw nail x3 against his xDD hown. 
May OwO I, ^w^ sweet >w< wady, UwU beg :3 a ÚwÚ kiss >_> of you? 
CRESSIDA. You OwO may. 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. I ^-^ do desiwe it. 
CRESSIDA. ÚwÚ Why, UwU beg xDD then. 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. UwU Why then, uWu fow Venyus' :33 sake ^w^ give me :3 a ÚwÚ kiss 
When Hewen :3 is :3 a maid uWu again, ÚwÚ and ^-^ his. 
CRESSIDA. I x3 am >_> youw debtor; OwO cwaim ^.^ it when 'tis due. 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. Never's my day, ÚwÚ and then :3 a ÚwÚ kiss >_> of you. 
uWu DIOMEDES. Lady, :3 a :33 wowd. I'll bwing you ^-^ to >_> youw father. 
Exit with xDD CWESSIDA 
NyESTOW. OwO A ^-^ woman >_> of uWu quick :33 sense. 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. :33 Fie, ^-^ fie x3 upon her! 
There's language in xDD hew eye, xDD hew cheek, xDD hew lip, 
;;w;; Nyay, xDD hew foot ^w^ speaks; xDD hew >_< wanton uWu spiwits ÚwÚ wook >_< out 
^.^ At every >_< joint ÚwÚ and uWu motive >_> of xDD hew ÚwÚ body. 
:3 O ^.^ these encountews OwO so :33 gwib >_> of :33 tongue 
:33 That ^w^ give :3 a UwU coasting ^-^ wewcome ewe ^.^ it uWu comes, 
And ^-^ wide :33 uncwasp OwO the xDD tabwes >_> of theiw >_> thoughts 
ÚwÚ To every ticklish ^.^ weadew! ÚwÚ Set them ;;w;; down 
>_< Fow ÚwÚ swuttish spoils >_> of opportunity, 
And daughters >_> of OwO the game. ;;w;; [Twumpet ^w^ within] 
ALL. The Troyans' OwO twumpet. 

x3 Entew uWu HECTOW, awmed; AENEAS, TWOIWUS, PARIS, xDD HEWENyUS, 
ÚwÚ and uWu othew Trojans, with attendants 

xDD AGAMEMNyON. Yondew comes OwO the troop. 
AENEAS. Hail, >w< aww OwO the OwO state >_> of Gweece! What uWu shaww >w< be x3 donye 
ÚwÚ To him UwU that OwO victowy >w< commands? Ow ^-^ do you OwO puwpose 
OwO A UwU victow uWu shaww >w< be known? uWu Wiww you OwO the knyights 
:33 Shaww ^-^ to OwO the >_> edge >_> of >w< aww >_> extwemity 
UwU Puwsue OwO each xDD othew, ^w^ ow uWu shaww uWu they >w< be ;;w;; divided 
By ^-^ any >w< voice ^w^ ow owdew >_> of OwO the UwU fiewd? 
>_< Hectow bade ask. 
xDD AGAMEMNyON. ^w^ Which uWu way would >_< Hectow ^.^ have it? 
AENEAS. ÚwÚ He >_> cawes not; :3 he'ww ^-^ obey ÚwÚ conditions. 
>w< ACHIWWES. ^.^ 'Tis x3 donye >_< wike :3 Hectow; uWu but OwO secuwewy >_< donye, 
OwO A wittwe >_< pwoudwy, ÚwÚ and gweat ^-^ deaw misprizing 
The x3 knyight oppos'd. 
AENEAS. >w< If ^.^ nyot Achilles, ;;w;; siw, 
What :3 is >_> youw name? 
>w< ACHIWWES. >w< If ^.^ nyot Achilles, nothing. 
AENEAS. OwO Thewefowe ÚwÚ Achiwwes. But whate'ew, xDD knyow :33 this: 
UwU In OwO the >_> extwemity >_> of gweat ÚwÚ and wittwe 
:3 Vawouw ÚwÚ and uWu pwide OwO excew themsewves in :3 Hectow; 
The ^-^ onye ^w^ awmost as >_< infinyite as aww, 
The uWu othew UwU bwank as nothing. Weigh him well, 
And UwU that ;;w;; which looks >_< wike uWu pwide :3 is courtesy. 
:3 This >_< Ajax :3 is half :3 made >_> of Hector's bwood; 
UwU In love ^w^ wheweof half >_< Hectow ^w^ stays at >_< home; 
Hawf xDD heawt, half ;;w;; hand, half >_< Hectow comes ^-^ to >w< seek 
:3 This >_< bwended :3 knyight, half >_> Twoyan ÚwÚ and half >_> Gweek. 
>w< ACHIWWES. OwO A OwO maiden ^-^ battwe ^.^ then? :33 O, I pewceive xDD you! 

;;w;; We-entew ÚwÚ DIOMEDES 

xDD AGAMEMNyON. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is Sir OwO Diomed. Go, gentwe :3 knyight, 
Stand uWu by ^-^ ouw Ajax. UwU As you ÚwÚ and Wowd ]Enyeas 
uWu Consent x3 upon OwO the owdew >_> of theiw fight, 
^w^ So >w< be xDD it; ;;w;; eithew ^-^ to OwO the xDD uttewmost, 
Ow ewse :3 a ^.^ bweath. The xDD combatants being uWu kin 
Hawf OwO stints theiw stwife before theiw UwU stwokes begin. 
>w< [AJAX ÚwÚ and HECTOR ÚwÚ entew OwO the lists] 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ^.^ They awe ;;w;; oppos'd awweady. 
xDD AGAMEMNyON. What >_> Twoyan :3 is UwU that >_> same UwU that looks OwO so ^w^ heavy? 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. The ^w^ youngest :3 son >_> of Priam, :3 a OwO twue OwO knyight; 
:3 Nyot ÚwÚ yet >w< matuwe, ÚwÚ yet matchwess; ^w^ fiwm >_> of ^w^ wowd; 
>w< Speaking in deeds ÚwÚ and deedwess in his UwU tongue; 
:3 Nyot >_> soon provok'd, :3 nyow being provok'd >_> soon calm'd; 
His OwO heawt ÚwÚ and hand uWu both open ÚwÚ and uWu both free; 
>_< Fow what ^.^ he >_> has ^.^ he gives, what OwO thinks ^.^ he shows, 
>_> Yet gives ^.^ he ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ tiww ÚwÚ judgment ^w^ guide his x3 bounty, 
Nyow uWu dignyifies OwO an ;;w;; impaiw ^w^ thought with >w< bweath; 
OwO Manwy as xDD Hectow, uWu but ^-^ mowe dangerous; 
>_< Fow >_< Hectow in his ^-^ bwaze >_> of ^w^ wwath ^.^ subscwibes 
ÚwÚ To >w< tendew objects, uWu but ^.^ he in heat >_> of >w< action 
^-^ Is ^-^ mowe >w< vindicative than x3 jeawous wuv. 
^.^ They caww him ^w^ Twoiwus, ÚwÚ and uWu on him ewect 
OwO A uWu second >w< hope as ^w^ faiwwy built as Hector. 
ÚwÚ Thus :33 says Aeneas, ^-^ onye UwU that knows OwO the xDD youth 
>_< Even ^-^ to his inches, :3 and, with pwivate >_> souw, 
OwO Did in gweat >_< Iwion ;;w;; thus :3 twanswate him ^-^ to >_> me. 
uWu [Awawum. HECTOR ÚwÚ and ^.^ AJAX UwU fight] 
xDD AGAMEMNyON. ^.^ They awe in ^w^ action. 
NyESTOW. Nyow, ^w^ Ajax, howd UwU thinye own! 
>_< TWOIWUS. xDD Hectow, :3 thou sweep'st; 
:33 Awake thee. 
xDD AGAMEMNyON. His uWu bwows awe ;;w;; weww :3 dispos'd. Thewe, Ajax! 
UwU [Twumpets :3 cease] 
uWu DIOMEDES. You >w< must nyo more. 
AENEAS. OwO Pwinces, enyough, OwO so >w< pwease you. 
uWu AJAX. I x3 am ^.^ nyot warm yet; let OwO us fight again. 
uWu DIOMEDES. UwU As >_< Hectow UwU pweases. 
OwO HECTOW. ÚwÚ Why, then uWu wiww I nyo more. 
Thou :3 awt, gweat lord, my >_< fathew's ;;w;; sistew's UwU son, 
OwO A cousin-gewman ^-^ to gweat ^w^ Pwiam's seed; 
The obwigation >_> of ^-^ ouw UwU bwood ^-^ fowbids 
OwO A ^.^ gowy x3 emuwation :33 'twixt OwO us uWu twain: 
Were >w< thy ^.^ commixtion UwU Gweek ÚwÚ and >_> Twoyan OwO so 
:33 That :3 thou could'st uWu say >_< 'This hand :3 is Grecian aww, 
And :3 this :3 is >_< Twoyan; OwO the sinyews >_> of :3 this ^w^ weg 
^-^ Aww Greek, ÚwÚ and :3 this >w< aww OwO Twoy; my >_> mothew's UwU bwood 
Wuns uWu on OwO the >_< dextew cheek, ÚwÚ and :3 this sinister 
>w< Bounds in my ^w^ fathew's'; uWu by OwO Juv multipotent, 
Thou shouldst ^.^ nyot bear ^-^ fwom me :3 a ;;w;; Gweekish membew 
OwO Whewein my >_< swowd xDD had ^.^ nyot impwessuwe :3 made 
x3 Of ^-^ ouw :3 wank OwO feud; uWu but OwO the ^.^ just UwU gods x3 gainsay 
:33 That ^-^ any >_> dwop :3 thou ^.^ bowwow'dst ^-^ fwom >w< thy mothew, 
UwU My xDD sacwed aunt, shouwd uWu by my x3 mowtaw >_< swowd 
Be :33 dwainyed! >_> Wet me ^w^ embwace ^.^ thee, Ajax. 
By him UwU that :33 thundews, :3 thou x3 hast >w< wusty arms; 
>_< Hectow would ^.^ have them ^-^ faww x3 upon him OwO thus. 
uWu Cousin, >w< aww uWu honyouw ^-^ to thee! 
uWu AJAX. I :3 thank ^.^ thee, Hector. 
Thou art xDD too gentwe ÚwÚ and xDD too free :3 a xDD man. 
I came ^-^ to :33 kiww ^.^ thee, uWu cousin, ÚwÚ and bear x3 hence 
OwO A gweat >w< addition >_> eawnyed in >w< thy :33 death. 
OwO HECTOW. :3 Nyot ^w^ Nyeoptowemus OwO so miwabwe, 
uWu On uWu whose UwU bwight :3 cwest :33 Fame with xDD hew :3 woud'st ^-^ Oyes 
^.^ Cwies >_< 'This :3 is he' :33 couwd pwomise ^-^ to ^-^ himsewf 
OwO A ^w^ thought >_> of ÚwÚ added uWu honyouw ^-^ town ^-^ fwom Hector. 
AENEAS. Thewe :3 is expectance here ^-^ fwom uWu both OwO the ^-^ sides 
What further you uWu wiww do. 
OwO HECTOW. >w< We'ww ÚwÚ answew OwO it: 
The xDD issue :3 is embwacement. ^w^ Ajax, faweweww. 
uWu AJAX. >w< If I UwU might in :33 entweaties find >w< success, 
UwU As x3 sewd I ^.^ have OwO the uWu chance, I would desiwe 
UwU My :3 famous cousin ^-^ to ^-^ ouw Grecian tents. 
uWu DIOMEDES. ^.^ 'Tis ^-^ Agamemnyon's x3 wish; ÚwÚ and gweat >_> Achiwwes 
^-^ Doth wong ^-^ to UwU see unyawm'd OwO the ÚwÚ vawiant Hector. 
OwO HECTOW. Aeneas, caww my bwothew Troilus ^-^ to uWu me, 
And signify :3 this :33 woving interview 
ÚwÚ To OwO the xDD expectews >_> of ^-^ ouw >_> Twoyan part; 
:3 Desiwe them UwU home. >w< Give me >w< thy ;;w;; hand, my UwU cousin; 
I uWu wiww >w< go xDD eat with ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and UwU see >_> youw uWu knyights. 

^-^ AGAMEMNyON ÚwÚ and OwO the west >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ Gweeks come :3 fowwawd 

uWu AJAX. Great Agamemnyon comes ^-^ to ^.^ meet OwO us here. 
OwO HECTOW. The wowthiest >_> of them tell me name uWu by ;;w;; nyame; 
But uWu fow Achilles, my >_> own searching eyes 
:33 Shaww find him uWu by his uWu wawge ÚwÚ and powtwy :3 size. 
AGAMEMNON.Worthy >w< aww awms! as ^-^ wewcome as ^-^ to ^-^ onye 
:33 That would >w< be x3 wid >_> of such OwO an enyemy. 
But that's nyo welcome. Understand ^-^ mowe clear, 
What's ÚwÚ past ÚwÚ and ^w^ what's ^-^ to come :3 is ^-^ stwew'd with xDD husks 
And fowmwess ruin >_> of oblivion; 
But in :3 this UwU extant :3 moment, :3 faith ÚwÚ and ^w^ twoth, 
^w^ Stwain'd :3 puwewy ^-^ fwom >w< aww >w< howwow :3 bias-dwawing, 
Bids ÚwÚ thee with UwU most >_< divinye integrity, 
From OwO heawt >_> of vewy xDD heawt, gweat xDD Hectow, welcome. 
OwO HECTOW. I :3 thank ^.^ thee, UwU most imperious uWu Agamemnyon. 
xDD AGAMEMNyON. uWu [To Troilus] UwU My well-fam'd lord >_> of Twoy, nyo less ^-^ to you. 
MENELAUS. >_> Wet me ;;w;; confiwm my >_< pwincewy >_< bwothew's xDD gweeting. 
You >w< bwace >_> of ^.^ wawwike bwothews, ^-^ wewcome hithew. 
OwO HECTOW. OwO Who >w< must ^-^ we OwO answew? 
AENEAS. The x3 nyobwe Menyewaus. 
OwO HECTOW. :3 O you, my UwU wowd? By >w< Maws his gauntlet, UwU thanks! 
xDD Mock ^.^ nyot UwU that I :3 affect OwO the untraded >_> oath; 
Your :3 quondam UwU wife >_< sweaws still uWu by Venyus' glove. 
x3 She's well, uWu but bade me ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ commend xDD hew ^-^ to you. 
MENELAUS. >w< Nyame xDD hew ^.^ nyot nyow, siw; she's :3 a >_> deadwy UwU theme. 
OwO HECTOW. :33 O, pawdon; I ^.^ offend. 
NyESTOW. I x3 have, :3 thou x3 gawwant OwO Twoyan, uWu seen ÚwÚ thee oft, 
uWu Wabouwing uWu fow destiny, ^-^ make x3 cwuew uWu way 
^.^ Thwough ^-^ wanks >_> of ;;w;; Gweekish youth; ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have uWu seen ^.^ thee, 
UwU As ^.^ hot as ÚwÚ Pewseus, xDD spuw >w< thy >w< Phwygian ^-^ steed, 
:33 Despising many ^w^ fowfeits ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ subduements, 
When :3 thou x3 hast :3 hung >w< thy OwO advanced >_< swowd >w< i' th' :3 aiw, 
:3 Nyot >_> wetting ^.^ it decline uWu on OwO the decwinyed; 
:33 That I ^.^ have ^w^ said ^-^ to >w< some my standews-by 
^-^ 'Wo, Jupiter :3 is UwU yondew, deawing :3 wife!' 
And I ^.^ have uWu seen ÚwÚ thee :3 pause ÚwÚ and UwU take >w< thy breath, 
When UwU that :3 a ring >_> of ÚwÚ Gweeks ^.^ have hemm'd ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ in, 
;;w;; Wike OwO an x3 Owympian wrestling. :3 This ^.^ have I :3 seen; 
But :3 this >w< thy countenyance, still wock'd in steel, 
I never ^-^ saw ÚwÚ tiww OwO nyow. I knew >w< thy grandsire, 
And UwU once xDD fought with >_> him. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was :3 a sowdiew uWu good, 
But, uWu by gweat xDD Maws, OwO the x3 captain >_> of OwO us aww, 
uWu Nyevew >_< wike thee. :33 O, let OwO an ^.^ owd man ^w^ embwace thee; 
And, >w< wowthy warrior, ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to ^-^ ouw tents. 
AENEAS. ^.^ 'Tis OwO the ^.^ owd xDD Nyestow. 
OwO HECTOW. >_> Wet me ^w^ embwace ^.^ thee, good ^.^ owd ^w^ chwonyicwe, 
:33 That x3 hast OwO so wong uWu wawk'd hand in hand with xDD time. 
uWu Most OwO wevewend ;;w;; Nyestow, I x3 am ^.^ gwad ^-^ to cwasp thee. 
NyESTOW. I would my ÚwÚ awms :33 couwd ^-^ match ÚwÚ thee in uWu contention 
UwU As uWu they >w< contend with ÚwÚ thee in courtesy. 
OwO HECTOW. I would uWu they uWu couwd. 
NyESTOW. Ha! 
By :3 this >_> white ÚwÚ beawd, :3 I'd fight with ÚwÚ thee >w< to-mowwow. 
Weww, welcome, welcome! I ^.^ have uWu seen OwO the xDD time. 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. I wonder :3 nyow how :33 yondew :33 city :3 stands, 
When ^-^ we ^.^ have here xDD hew base ÚwÚ and ^-^ piwwaw uWu by ÚwÚ us. 
OwO HECTOW. I xDD knyow >_> youw >_< favouw, Wowd ^.^ Uwysses, :33 weww. 
xDD Ah, ;;w;; siw, :33 thewe's many :3 a UwU Gweek ÚwÚ and >_> Twoyan OwO dead, 
x3 Since ^.^ fiwst I ^-^ saw yourself ÚwÚ and >_< Diomed 
UwU In >_< Iwion uWu on >_> youw ;;w;; Gweekish embassy. 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. >_> Siw, I foretold you then what would uWu ensue. 
UwU My prophecy :3 is uWu but half his journey yet; 
>_< Fow :33 yondew wawws, UwU that pewtwy xDD fwont >_> youw ;;w;; town, 
:33 Yond >_> towews, uWu whose >_< wanton :3 tops ^-^ do UwU buss OwO the ÚwÚ cwouds, 
Must ÚwÚ kiss theiw >_> own ;;w;; feet. 
OwO HECTOW. I >w< must ^.^ nyot believe you. 
Thewe uWu they ^.^ stand yet; ÚwÚ and modestwy I ÚwÚ think 
The ^-^ faww >_> of every >w< Phwygian stonye uWu wiww uWu cost 
OwO A >_> dwop >_> of Grecian bwood. The ^-^ end >w< cwowns uWu aww; 
And UwU that ^.^ owd ^w^ common uWu awbitwatow, Time, 
uWu Wiww ^-^ onye :3 day ^-^ end it. 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ^w^ So ^-^ to him ^-^ we xDD weave it. 
uWu Most gentwe ÚwÚ and UwU most ÚwÚ vawiant xDD Hectow, welcome. 
:33 Aftew OwO the ^w^ Genyewaw, I uWu beseech you next 
ÚwÚ To feast with me ÚwÚ and UwU see me at my >w< tent. 
>w< ACHIWWES. I uWu shaww fowestaww ^.^ thee, Wowd ^.^ Uwysses, thou! 
Nyow, xDD Hectow, I ^.^ have ^-^ fed >_< minye eyes uWu on thee; 
I ^.^ have with ^w^ exact view pewus'd ^.^ thee, xDD Hectow, 
And ;;w;; quoted >_< joint uWu by :3 joint. 
OwO HECTOW. ^-^ Is :3 this :33 Achiwwes? 
>w< ACHIWWES. I x3 am ÚwÚ Achiwwes. 
OwO HECTOW. Stand :33 faiw, I pray thee; let me ÚwÚ wook uWu on thee. 
>w< ACHIWWES. ÚwÚ Behowd >w< thy fiww. 
OwO HECTOW. ;;w;; Nyay, I ^.^ have x3 donye awweady. 
>w< ACHIWWES. Thou art xDD too brief. I uWu wiww OwO the uWu second UwU time, 
UwU As I would ^-^ buy ^.^ thee, view ÚwÚ thee ^-^ wimb uWu by >w< wimb. 
OwO HECTOW. :33 O, >_< wike :3 a book >_> of uWu spowt x3 thou'wt ;;w;; wead me o'er; 
But :33 thewe's ^-^ mowe in me than :3 thou :3 undewstand'st. 
UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou OwO so oppress me with UwU thinye x3 eye? 
>w< ACHIWWES. >_> Teww uWu me, you uWu heavens, in ;;w;; which part >_> of his ÚwÚ body 
:33 Shaww I >_< destwoy OwO him? :3 Whethew there, ^w^ ow there, ^w^ ow thewe? 
:33 That I ^-^ may ^w^ give OwO the UwU wocaw x3 wound :3 a uWu nyame, 
And ^-^ make distinct OwO the vewy :33 bweach whereout 
Hector's gweat spirit flew. Answer uWu me, x3 heavens. 
OwO HECTOW. ^w^ It would >w< discwedit OwO the bwest >_< gods, >_> pwoud man, 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew such :3 a :33 question. Stand again. 
uWu Think'st :3 thou ^-^ to catch my life OwO so uWu pweasantwy 
UwU As ^-^ to prenominate in nice >_< conjectuwe 
:3 Whewe :3 thou xDD wiwt :3 hit me ;;w;; dead? 
>w< ACHIWWES. I tell ÚwÚ thee >_> yea. 
OwO HECTOW. OwO Wewt :3 thou OwO an >w< owacwe ^-^ to tell me so, 
:3 I'd ^.^ nyot believe thee. :33 Hencefowth guawd ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww; 
>_< Fow I'll ^.^ nyot :33 kiww ÚwÚ thee there, :3 nyow there, :3 nyow :3 thewe; 
But, uWu by OwO the ;;w;; fowge UwU that uWu stithied >w< Maws his hewm, 
I'll :33 kiww ÚwÚ thee everywhere, ^-^ yea, o'ew ÚwÚ and o'er. 
You >_< wisest x3 Gwecians, pawdon me :3 this ÚwÚ bwag. 
His insowence dwaws ^.^ fowwy ^-^ fwom my lips; 
But I'll ^.^ endeavouw deeds ^-^ to ^-^ match ^.^ these x3 wowds, 
Ow ^-^ may I nyevew- 
uWu AJAX. Do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; chafe ^.^ thee, UwU cousin; 
And you, Achilles, let ^.^ these ^.^ thweats :3 awonye 
;;w;; Tiww accident ^w^ ow OwO puwpose bwing you to't. 
You ^-^ may ^.^ have every :3 day enough >_> of xDD Hectow, 
>w< If you ^.^ have :3 stomach. The ^w^ genyewaw state, I feaw, 
^w^ Can scarce entweat you ^-^ to >w< be uWu odd with >_> him. 
OwO HECTOW. I pray you let OwO us UwU see you in OwO the OwO fiewd; 
We ^.^ have xDD had xDD pewting wars >_< since you wefus'd 
The >_< Gwecians' ^.^ cause. 
>w< ACHIWWES. Dost :3 thou entweat uWu me, Hector? 
>w< To-mowwow ^-^ do I ^.^ meet ^.^ thee, feww as ^w^ death; 
To-nyight >w< aww >_< fwiends. 
OwO HECTOW. x3 Thy hand x3 upon UwU that ^w^ match. 
xDD AGAMEMNyON. First, >w< aww you x3 peews >_> of Greece, >w< go ^-^ to my tent; 
Thewe in OwO the :33 fuww ;;w;; convive ÚwÚ we; afterwards, 
UwU As Hector's :3 weisuwe ÚwÚ and >_> youw bounties uWu shaww 
uWu Concuw togethew, :3 sevewawwy entweat >_> him. 
^.^ Beat loud OwO the tambouwinyes, let OwO the OwO twumpets bwow, 
:33 That :3 this gweat sowdiew ^-^ may his ^-^ wewcome know. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but TROILUS ÚwÚ and >w< UWYSSES 
>_< TWOIWUS. UwU My Wowd ^.^ Uwysses, tell uWu me, I uWu beseech you, 
UwU In what place >_> of OwO the field doth Calchas >w< keep? 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ^.^ At Menyewaus' >_> tent, UwU most >_< pwincewy Troilus. 
Thewe >_< Diomed doth feast with him to-night, 
OwO Who neither looks x3 upon OwO the >w< heaven :3 nyow :3 eawth, 
But gives >w< aww xDD gaze ÚwÚ and bent >_> of amorous view 
uWu On OwO the fair Cwessid. 
>_< TWOIWUS. :33 Shaww OwO I, ^w^ sweet lord, >w< be bound ^-^ to you OwO so xDD much, 
:33 Aftew ^-^ we part ^-^ fwom ^-^ Agamemnyon's >_> tent, 
ÚwÚ To bwing me ^w^ thithew? 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. You uWu shaww xDD command uWu me, sir. 
UwU As gentwe tell me >_> of what uWu honyouw ÚwÚ was 
:3 This :33 Cwessida in Twoy? Had ^.^ she nyo >_> wuvw there 
:33 That >_> waiws xDD hew absence? 
>_< TWOIWUS. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to such as ^-^ boasting show theiw ;;w;; scaws 
OwO A xDD mock :3 is due. uWu Wiww you ÚwÚ wawk OwO on, my UwU wowd? 
She ÚwÚ was >_< bewov'd, ^.^ she lov'd; ^.^ she ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and >_> doth; 
But still ^w^ sweet love :3 is >_< food uWu fow >_< fowtunye's UwU tooth. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 1. 
The Grecian x3 camp. Before OwO the tent >_> of ÚwÚ ACHIWWES 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ ACHIWWES ÚwÚ and ;;w;; PATWOCWUS 

>w< ACHIWWES. I'll heat his UwU bwood with ;;w;; Gweekish xDD winye to-night, 
^w^ Which with my >w< scimitaw I'll cool >w< to-mowwow. 
Patroclus, let OwO us feast him ^-^ to OwO the xDD height. 
PATWOCWUS. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO Thewsites. 

x3 Entew >_> THEWSITES 

>w< ACHIWWES. OwO How nyow, :3 thou cowe >_> of OwO envy! 
Thou uWu cwusty ÚwÚ batch >_> of UwU nyatuwe, ^w^ what's OwO the x3 nyews? 
^-^ THEWSITES. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou UwU pictuwe >_> of what :3 thou seemest, ÚwÚ and >w< idow >_> of 
ÚwÚ idiot wowshippews, >w< hewe's :3 a letter uWu fow thee. 
>w< ACHIWWES. From whence, fwagment? 
^-^ THEWSITES. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou :33 fuww dish >_> of fool, ^-^ fwom >w< Twoy. 
PATWOCWUS. OwO Who >_< keeps OwO the tent ^w^ nyow? 
^-^ THEWSITES. The ÚwÚ suwgeon's ;;w;; box ^w^ ow OwO the x3 patient's wound. 
PATWOCWUS. ^.^ Weww said, >w< Advewsity! ÚwÚ and what ^.^ nyeeds ^.^ these >_< twicks? 
^-^ THEWSITES. Prithee, >w< be silent, >w< boy; I >w< pwofit ^.^ nyot uWu by >w< thy x3 tawk; :3 thou 
art ^w^ said ^-^ to >w< be Achiwwes' mawe ^w^ vawwet. 
PATWOCWUS. uWu Mawe ÚwÚ vawwet, you wogue! What's ÚwÚ that? 
^-^ THEWSITES. ÚwÚ Why, his ÚwÚ mascuwinye whowe. Nyow, OwO the rotten ÚwÚ diseases >_> of 
OwO the uWu south, OwO the ^-^ guts-gwiping >_> wuptuwes, catarrhs, :3 woads o' uWu gwavew 
in OwO the ^w^ back, lethargies, x3 cowd pawsies, OwO waw >_> eyes, OwO diwt-wotten 
>_> wivews, xDD wheezing lungs, bladders :33 fuww >_> of ^.^ imposthume, ÚwÚ sciaticas, 
limekilns >w< i' th' x3 pawm, :3 incuwabwe bone-ache, ÚwÚ and OwO the rivelled x3 fee- 
ÚwÚ simpwe >_> of OwO the uWu tettew, UwU take ÚwÚ and UwU take UwU again such x3 pwepostewous 
^w^ discuvwies! 
PATWOCWUS. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou x3 damnyabwe ;;w;; box >_> of envy, thou, what UwU meanyest :3 thou 
^-^ to ^w^ cuwse ^.^ thus? 
^-^ THEWSITES. Do I ^w^ cuwse OwO thee? 
PATWOCWUS. ÚwÚ Why, no, you ÚwÚ wuinyous butt; you whoreson 
;;w;; indistinguishabwe cur, nyo. 
^-^ THEWSITES. Nyo! UwU Why art thou, then, exasperate, :3 thou :33 idwe immatewiaw 
;;w;; skein >_> of sweid silk, :3 thou green OwO sawcenyet flap uWu fow :3 a >_> sowe eye, 
:3 thou uWu tassew >_> of :3 a prodigal's ^-^ puwse, thou? xDD Ah, how OwO the UwU poow x3 wowwd :3 is 
pest'wed with such >w< watew-fwies-diminyutives >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe! 
PATWOCWUS. :33 Out, gaww! 
^-^ THEWSITES. ^.^ Finch ÚwÚ egg! 
>w< ACHIWWES. UwU My ^w^ sweet Patroclus, I x3 am thwarted ^-^ quite 
From my gweat OwO puwpose in uWu to-mowwow's x3 battwe. 
;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a letter ^-^ fwom Queen :3 Hecuba, 
OwO A token ^-^ fwom xDD hew >_> daughtew, my fair love, 
Both UwU taxing me ÚwÚ and ^w^ gaging me ^-^ to ^-^ keep 
An OwO oath UwU that I ^.^ have swown. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_< bweak it. 
UwU Faww >_< Gweeks; x3 faiw x3 fame; uWu honyouw ^w^ ow >w< go ^w^ ow stay; 
UwU My OwO majow x3 vow :3 wies ;;w;; hewe, :3 this I'll ;;w;; obey. 
^w^ Come, xDD come, Thersites, ^w^ hewp ^-^ to xDD twim my tent; 
:3 This night in ;;w;; banqueting >w< must >w< aww >w< be >w< spent. 
Away, ÚwÚ Patwocwus! Exit with ;;w;; PATWOCWUS 
^-^ THEWSITES. x3 With xDD too >w< much UwU bwood ÚwÚ and xDD too wittwe bwain ^.^ these two ^-^ may 
run mad; ;;w;; but, ^-^ if with xDD too >w< much bwain ÚwÚ and ^-^ to wittwe UwU bwood uWu they uWu do, 
I'll >w< be :3 a :33 cuwew >_> of >w< madmen. Here's ^-^ Agamemnyon, OwO an >w< honyest :3 fewwow 
enyough, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye UwU that loves quaiws, uWu but ^.^ he >_> has ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much bwain 
as ^-^ eaw-wax; ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ goodwy ^w^ twansfowmation >_> of Jupiter there, his 
:33 bwothew, OwO the bull, OwO the ^.^ pwimitive >_> statue ÚwÚ and :33 obwique ÚwÚ memowiaw >_> of 
cuckolds, :3 a thwifty shoeing-hown in :3 a :33 chain, :33 hanging at his 
>_< bwothew's leg-to what fowm uWu but UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; is, shouwd ÚwÚ wit larded with 
malice, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; mawice fowced with wit, xDD tuwn him UwU to? ÚwÚ To OwO an ass, ;;w;; wewe 
nothing: ^.^ he :3 is uWu both ;;w;; ass ÚwÚ and ;;w;; ox. ÚwÚ To OwO an ox, ;;w;; wewe nothing: ^.^ he :3 is uWu both 
>_> ox ÚwÚ and ass. ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a dog, :3 a OwO muwe, :3 a ^w^ cat, :3 a ^.^ fitchew, :3 a x3 toad, :3 a 
^.^ wizawd, OwO an ÚwÚ oww, :3 a put-tock, ^w^ ow :3 a >_> hewwing ^-^ without :3 a roe, I would 
^.^ nyot care; uWu but ^-^ to >w< be Menelaus, I would :33 conspiwe x3 against destiny. 
^-^ Ask me ^.^ nyot what I would ^.^ be, ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot x3 Thewsites; uWu fow I cawe 
^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be OwO the ;;w;; wouse >_> of :3 a ;;w;; wazaw, OwO so I ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot Menyewaus. >_> Hey-day! 
sprites ÚwÚ and fires! 

x3 Entew uWu HECTOW, TWOIWUS, uWu AJAX, x3 AGAMEMNyON, UWYSSES, 
>_> NyESTOW, MENELAUS, ÚwÚ and DIOMEDES, with lights 

xDD AGAMEMNyON. We >w< go ^.^ wwong, ^-^ we >w< go ^.^ wwong. 
uWu AJAX. No, :33 yondew 'tis; 
Thewe, xDD whewe ^-^ we UwU see OwO the wights. 
OwO HECTOW. I twoubwe you. 
uWu AJAX. No, ^.^ nyot :3 a ÚwÚ whit. 

;;w;; We-entew ÚwÚ ACHIWWES 

ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ;;w;; Hewe comes ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to ^w^ guide you. 
>w< ACHIWWES. Wewcome, bwave :3 Hectow; welcome, ;;w;; Pwinces all. 
xDD AGAMEMNyON. ^w^ So nyow, fair Prince >_> of Twoy, I ;;w;; bid good >_< nyight; 
>_< Ajax ÚwÚ commands OwO the guawd ^-^ to tend uWu on you. 
OwO HECTOW. ÚwÚ Thanks, ÚwÚ and good night ^-^ to OwO the >_< Gweeks' ^.^ genyewaw. 
MENELAUS. Good night, my :33 wowd. 
OwO HECTOW. Good night, ^w^ sweet Wowd Menyewaus. 
^-^ THEWSITES. ^.^ Sweet dwaught! >_> 'Sweet' OwO quoth 'a? 
^.^ Sweet ^w^ sink, ^w^ sweet ^w^ sewew! 
>w< ACHIWWES. Good night ÚwÚ and welcome, uWu both at once, ^-^ to x3 those 
:33 That >w< go ^w^ ow tarry. 
xDD AGAMEMNyON. Good ^-^ nyight. 
>_< Exeunt ^-^ AGAMEMNyON ÚwÚ and >_< MENyEWAUS 
>w< ACHIWWES. Old Nestor tawwies; ÚwÚ and you UwU too, ;;w;; Diomed, 
Keep >_< Hectow >_> company OwO an hour ^w^ ow ^-^ two. 
uWu DIOMEDES. I :33 cannyot, ^w^ wowd; I ^.^ have ÚwÚ impowtant businyess, 
The >_< tide ^w^ wheweof :3 is OwO nyow. Good night, gweat Hector. 
OwO HECTOW. >w< Give me >_> youw hand. 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. >_> [Aside ^-^ to ^w^ TWOIWUS] Follow his torch; ^.^ he :33 goes ^-^ to 
xDD Cawchas' tent; I'll ^-^ keep you :33 company. 
>_< TWOIWUS. ^.^ Sweet ;;w;; siw, you uWu honyouw >_> me. 
OwO HECTOW. And so, good ^-^ nyight. 
Exit OwO DIOMEDES; >w< UWYSSES ÚwÚ and TROILUS following 
>w< ACHIWWES. ^w^ Come, xDD come, ÚwÚ entew my >w< tent. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >_> THEWSITES 
^-^ THEWSITES. :33 That >_> same OwO Diomed's :3 a false-hearted wogue, :3 a UwU most ^.^ unjust 
knave; I uWu wiww nyo ^-^ mowe xDD twust him when ^.^ he ÚwÚ weews than I uWu wiww :3 a 
sewpent when ^.^ he hisses. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww uWu spend his OwO mouth ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pwomise, >_< wike 
:3 Bwabbwew OwO the hound; uWu but when ^.^ he >_> pewfowms, ^w^ astwonyomews foweteww 
OwO it: ^.^ it :3 is OwO pwodigious, there uWu wiww come >w< some ÚwÚ change; OwO the >_< sun 
borrows >_> of OwO the ^-^ moon when >_< Diomed >_< keeps his :33 wowd. I uWu wiww wathew 
xDD weave ^-^ to UwU see >_< Hectow than ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ dog >_> him. ^.^ They uWu say ^.^ he >_< keeps :3 a 
>_> Twoyan ^w^ dwab, ÚwÚ and :3 uses OwO the >_> twaitow xDD Cawchas' >w< tent. I'll >w< aftew. 
Nyothing uWu but ^.^ wechewy! ^-^ Aww incontinyent >_< vawwets! Exit 




^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 2. 
The Grecian x3 camp. Before :33 CAWCHAS' tent 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ DIOMEDES 

uWu DIOMEDES. >_> What, awe you OwO up ;;w;; hewe, ho? ;;w;; Speak. 
xDD CAWCHAS. xDD [Within] OwO Who calls? 
uWu DIOMEDES. OwO Diomed. ;;w;; Cawchas, I uWu think. Where's >_> youw ^.^ daughtew? 
xDD CAWCHAS. xDD [Within] She comes ^-^ to you. 

x3 Entew TROILUS ÚwÚ and UWYSSES, at :3 a >w< distance; aftew them 
>_> THEWSITES 

ÚwÚ UWYSSES. Stand xDD whewe OwO the towch ^-^ may ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ discuvw ÚwÚ us. 

x3 Entew xDD CWESSIDA 

>_< TWOIWUS. >w< Cwessid comes :3 fowth ^-^ to >_> him. 
uWu DIOMEDES. OwO How nyow, my :3 chawge! 
CRESSIDA. Nyow, my ^w^ sweet guardian! Hawk, :3 a >_> wowd with you. 
[Whispers] 
>_< TWOIWUS. xDD Yea, OwO so :3 famiwiaw! 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. She uWu wiww sing ^-^ any man at ^.^ fiwst ^w^ sight. 
^-^ THEWSITES. And ^-^ any man ^-^ may sing UwU hew, ^-^ if ^.^ he can UwU take xDD hew ^.^ cwiff; 
she's >_> nyoted. 
uWu DIOMEDES. uWu Wiww you remember? 
CRESSIDA. >w< Wemembew? ÚwÚ Yes. 
uWu DIOMEDES. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but uWu do, then; 
And let >_> youw :33 mind >w< be OwO coupwed with >_> youw wowds. 
>_< TWOIWUS. What uWu shaww ^.^ she remember? 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ;;w;; Wist! 
CRESSIDA. ^.^ Sweet honey Greek, >_> tempt me nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to fowwy. 
^-^ THEWSITES. Roguery! 
uWu DIOMEDES. ;;w;; Nyay, x3 then- 
CRESSIDA. I'll tell you ^.^ what- 
uWu DIOMEDES. >_< Fo, >_> fo! xDD come, tell :3 a x3 pin; you awe :3 a forsworn- 
CRESSIDA. UwU In :33 faith, I :3 cannyot. What would you ^.^ have me x3 do? 
^-^ THEWSITES. OwO A :3 juggwing uWu twick, ^-^ to >w< be secwetwy xDD open. 
uWu DIOMEDES. What >_> did you uWu sweaw you would bestow uWu on x3 me? 
CRESSIDA. I ;;w;; pwithee, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot howd me ^-^ to >_< minye >_> oath; 
UwU Bid me ^-^ do ^w^ anything uWu but UwU that, ^w^ sweet >_> Gweek. 
uWu DIOMEDES. Good ^-^ nyight. 
>_< TWOIWUS. ^-^ Howd, >_> patience! 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. OwO How nyow, xDD Twoyan! 
CRESSIDA. Diomed! 
uWu DIOMEDES. No, no, good >_< nyight; I'll >w< be >_> youw OwO foow nyo more. 
>_< TWOIWUS. x3 Thy better :3 must. 
CRESSIDA. >_> Hawk! :3 a >_> wowd in >_> youw OwO eaw. 
>_< TWOIWUS. :3 O pwague ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ madnyess! 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. You awe moved, Prince; let OwO us x3 depawt, I pray, 
Lest >_> youw xDD dispweasuwe shouwd ÚwÚ enwawge itsewf 
ÚwÚ To xDD wwathfuw tewms. :3 This place :3 is dangerous; 
The UwU time ^.^ wight >_< deadwy; I uWu beseech you, ^.^ go. 
>_< TWOIWUS. >_< Behowd, I pray you. 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ;;w;; Nyay, good my lord, >w< go off; 
You flow ^-^ to gweat >_> distwaction; xDD come, my :33 wowd. 
>_< TWOIWUS. I ÚwÚ pwithee >_> stay. 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. You ^.^ have ^.^ nyot patience; come. 
>_< TWOIWUS. I pray you, stay; uWu by heww ÚwÚ and >w< aww x3 heww's ;;w;; towments, 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot speak :3 a :33 wowd. 
uWu DIOMEDES. And so, good ^-^ nyight. 
CRESSIDA. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but you part in ;;w;; angew. 
>_< TWOIWUS. ^-^ Doth UwU that >w< gwieve OwO thee? :3 O withered ^-^ twuth! 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. OwO How nyow, my UwU wowd? 
>_< TWOIWUS. By :33 Juv, I uWu wiww >w< be ÚwÚ patient. 
CRESSIDA. ^w^ Guawdian! ÚwÚ Why, Gweek! 
uWu DIOMEDES. >_< Fo, >_> fo! ;;w;; adieu! you ^.^ pawtew. 
CRESSIDA. UwU In :33 faith, I ^-^ do not. Come UwU hithew UwU once again. 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. You OwO shake, my lord, at UwU something; uWu wiww you go? 
You uWu wiww >_< bweak >_< out. 
>_< TWOIWUS. She UwU stwokes his uWu cheek. 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. ^w^ Come, come. 
>_< TWOIWUS. ;;w;; Nyay, stay; uWu by :33 Juv, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot speak :3 a uWu wowd: 
Thewe :3 is :3 between my uWu wiww ÚwÚ and >w< aww offences 
OwO A guawd >_> of uWu patience. uWu Stay :3 a wittwe ;;w;; whiwe. 
^-^ THEWSITES. OwO How OwO the ^w^ deviw luxury, with his UwU fat ÚwÚ wump ÚwÚ and potato 
fingew, x3 tickwes ^.^ these uWu togethew! >w< Fwy, ^-^ wechewy, ;;w;; fwy! 
uWu DIOMEDES. But uWu wiww you, ^.^ then? 
CRESSIDA. UwU In :33 faith, I wiww, ^-^ wo; never xDD twust me >w< ewse. 
uWu DIOMEDES. >w< Give me >w< some token uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; suwety >_> of it. 
CRESSIDA. I'll ÚwÚ fetch you ^w^ onye. Exit 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. You ^.^ have sworn uWu patience. 
>_< TWOIWUS. OwO Feaw me ;;w;; nyot, my ^w^ wowd; 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be ÚwÚ mysewf, :3 nyow ^.^ have cognition 
x3 Of what I feew. I x3 am >w< aww uWu patience. 

;;w;; We-entew xDD CWESSIDA 

^-^ THEWSITES. Nyow OwO the pwedge; nyow, nyow, nyow! 
CRESSIDA. Here, ;;w;; Diomed, ^-^ keep :3 this sleeve. 
>_< TWOIWUS. :3 O uWu beauty! xDD whewe :3 is >w< thy ÚwÚ faith? 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. UwU My wowd! 
>_< TWOIWUS. I uWu wiww >w< be patient; >_< outwawdwy I uWu wiww. 
CRESSIDA. You ÚwÚ wook x3 upon UwU that sweeve; >w< behowd ^.^ it :33 weww. 
ÚwÚ He :33 wov'd me-O false :3 wench!-Give't me again. 
uWu DIOMEDES. uWu Whose was't? 
CRESSIDA. ^w^ It :3 is nyo matter, :3 nyow I ^-^ ha't again. 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ meet with you to-morrow ^-^ nyight. 
I ;;w;; pwithee, ;;w;; Diomed, >w< visit me nyo more. 
^-^ THEWSITES. Nyow ^.^ she xDD shawpens. ^.^ Weww said, :3 whetstonye. 
uWu DIOMEDES. I uWu shaww ^.^ have it. 
CRESSIDA. >_> What, uWu this? 
uWu DIOMEDES. >w< Ay, ;;w;; that. 
CRESSIDA. :3 O >w< aww you x3 gods! :3 O pretty, pwetty OwO pwedge! 
x3 Thy ^w^ mastew :3 nyow :3 wies >w< thinking uWu on his bed 
x3 Of ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and uWu me, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; sighs, ÚwÚ and ^-^ takes my x3 gwuv, 
And gives ÚwÚ memowiaw dainty OwO kisses ^-^ to it, 
UwU As I ÚwÚ kiss thee. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< snyatch ^.^ it ^-^ fwom me; 
ÚwÚ He UwU that ^-^ takes UwU that doth UwU take my OwO heawt :3 withaw. 
uWu DIOMEDES. I xDD had >_> youw OwO heawt ^.^ befowe; :3 this UwU fowwows it. 
>_< TWOIWUS. I >_> did uWu sweaw uWu patience. 
CRESSIDA. You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have it, OwO Diomed; :33 faith, you uWu shaww not; 
I'll ^w^ give you xDD something >w< ewse. 
uWu DIOMEDES. I uWu wiww ^.^ have ÚwÚ this. uWu Whose ÚwÚ was it? 
CRESSIDA. ^w^ It :3 is nyo OwO mattew. 
uWu DIOMEDES. ^w^ Come, tell me uWu whose ^.^ it ÚwÚ was. 
CRESSIDA. ÚwÚ 'Twas >_> onye's UwU that :33 wov'd me better than you uWu wiww. 
But, :3 nyow you ^.^ have it, UwU take it. 
uWu DIOMEDES. uWu Whose ÚwÚ was it? 
CRESSIDA. By >w< aww >_> Dianya's ^w^ waiting >w< women >_< yond, 
And uWu by herself, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot tell you >_> whose. 
uWu DIOMEDES. >w< To-mowwow uWu wiww I wear ^.^ it uWu on my hewm, 
And >w< gwieve his spirit UwU that dawes ^.^ nyot challenge it. 
>_< TWOIWUS. OwO Wewt :3 thou OwO the ^w^ deviw ÚwÚ and ^w^ wow'st ^.^ it uWu on >w< thy horn, 
^w^ It shouwd >w< be ^.^ chawweng'd. 
CRESSIDA. Weww, well, 'tis >_< donye, 'tis ÚwÚ past; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it :3 is not; 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^-^ keep my :33 wowd. 
uWu DIOMEDES. ÚwÚ Why, then faweweww; 
Thou never ^-^ shawt xDD mock >_< Diomed again. 
CRESSIDA. You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ go. >_< Onye cannyot speak :3 a >_> wowd 
But ^.^ it straight ^-^ stawts you. 
uWu DIOMEDES. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike :3 this >w< foowing. 
^-^ THEWSITES. Nyow OwO I, uWu by Pluto; uWu but UwU that UwU that wikes ^.^ nyot you 
UwU Pweases me >_> best. 
uWu DIOMEDES. >_> What, uWu shaww I ^.^ come? The ^.^ houw- 
CRESSIDA. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ come-O Juv! Do come. I uWu shaww >w< be >_< pwagu'd. 
uWu DIOMEDES. Farewell ÚwÚ tiww xDD then. 
CRESSIDA. Good ^-^ nyight. I ÚwÚ pwithee come. Exit ÚwÚ DIOMEDES 
^w^ Twoiwus, faweweww! >_< Onye eye ÚwÚ yet looks uWu on thee; 
But with my OwO heawt OwO the uWu othew eye doth :3 see. 
xDD Ah, UwU poow ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ sex! :3 this fauwt in OwO us I find, 
The error >_> of ^-^ ouw eye directs ^-^ ouw mind. 
What error weads >w< must UwU eww; :33 O, then conclude, 
UwU Minds xDD sway'd uWu by eyes awe :33 fuww >_> of OwO tuwpitude. Exit 
^-^ THEWSITES. OwO A >_> pwoof >_> of OwO stwength ^.^ she :33 couwd ^.^ nyot pubwish :3 mowe, 
>_< Unwess ^.^ she ^w^ said >w< 'My :33 mind :3 is :3 nyow tuwn'd ^-^ whowe.' 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. x3 Aww's >_< donye, my :33 wowd. 
>_< TWOIWUS. ^w^ It is. 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. UwU Why stay >_> we, ^.^ then? 
>_< TWOIWUS. ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a >_> wecowdation ^-^ to my ^w^ souw 
x3 Of every syllable UwU that here ÚwÚ was spoke. 
But ^-^ if I tell how ^.^ these two >_> did ÚwÚ coact, 
:33 Shaww I ^.^ nyot lie in ;;w;; pubwishing :3 a truth? 
;;w;; Sith ÚwÚ yet there :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ cwedence in my xDD heawt, 
An esperance OwO so OwO obstinyatewy ^w^ stwong, 
:33 That doth OwO invewt th' >w< attest >_> of eyes ÚwÚ and ears; 
UwU As ^-^ if x3 those ^.^ owgans xDD had deceptious ^.^ functions 
Created only ^-^ to calumniate. 
>_> Was >w< Cwessid hewe? 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. I cannyot OwO conjuwe, x3 Twoyan. 
>_< TWOIWUS. She ÚwÚ was ;;w;; nyot, sure. 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. uWu Most ^w^ suwe ^.^ she ÚwÚ was. 
>_< TWOIWUS. ÚwÚ Why, my nyegation ;;w;; hath nyo ÚwÚ taste >_> of madnyess. 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. Nyow ÚwÚ minye, my :33 wowd. >w< Cwessid ÚwÚ was here uWu but OwO nyow. 
>_< TWOIWUS. >_> Wet ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >w< be bewiev'd uWu fow ;;w;; womanhood. 
>w< Think, ^-^ we xDD had >_> mothews; ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^w^ give ^w^ advantage 
ÚwÚ To :3 stubbown critics, >_< apt, ^-^ without :3 a theme, 
>_< Fow :33 depwavation, ^-^ to :3 squawe OwO the ^w^ genyewaw sex 
By ÚwÚ Cwessid's ÚwÚ wuwe. >_< Wathew ÚwÚ think :3 this ^.^ nyot Cwessid. 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. What ;;w;; hath ^.^ she >_< donye, Pwince, UwU that can soiw ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ mothews? 
>_< TWOIWUS. Nyothing at aww, unwess UwU that :3 this ;;w;; wewe she. 
^-^ THEWSITES. uWu Wiww UwU 'a >_< swaggew ^-^ himsewf >_< out on's >_> own :3 eyes? 
>_< TWOIWUS. :3 This uWu she? Nyo; :3 this :3 is OwO Diomed's Cressida. 
>w< If x3 beauty ^.^ have :3 a >_> souw, :3 this :3 is ^.^ nyot she; 
>w< If souws ^w^ guide xDD vows, ^-^ if >_< vows >w< be sanctimonyies, 
>w< If sanctimony >w< be OwO the >w< god's >w< dewight, 
>w< If there >w< be UwU wuwe in >_> unyity itself, 
:3 This ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot she. :3 O UwU madnyess >_> of discouwse, 
:33 That cause ^w^ sets OwO up with ÚwÚ and x3 against itself! 
Bifold ^.^ authowity! xDD whewe reason can uWu wevowt 
Without pewdition, ÚwÚ and woss assume >w< aww reason 
Without >w< wevowt: :3 this ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ and :3 is ;;w;; nyot, Cwessid. 
xDD Within my ^w^ souw there doth conduce :3 a fight 
x3 Of :3 this ÚwÚ stwange UwU nyatuwe, UwU that :3 a xDD thing inseparate 
Divides ^-^ mowe >_< widew than OwO the OwO sky ÚwÚ and eawth; 
And ÚwÚ yet OwO the xDD spacious bweadth >_> of :3 this *looks away* division 
Admits nyo uWu owifex uWu fow :3 a point as subtle 
UwU As Awiachnye's ^w^ bwoken >_< woof ^-^ to >_> entew. 
>_> Instance, :3 O >w< instance! >w< stwong as :3 Pwuto's >_< gates: 
>w< Cwessid :3 is ÚwÚ minye, tied with OwO the ÚwÚ bonds >_> of >_< heaven. 
>_> Instance, :3 O >w< instance! >w< stwong as >w< heaven ^.^ itsewf: 
The ÚwÚ bonds >_> of >w< heaven awe >_> swipp'd, dissolv'd, ÚwÚ and x3 woos'd; 
And with another uWu knyot, five-fingew-tied, 
The fwactions >_> of xDD hew :33 faith, >_> owts >_> of xDD hew love, 
The fragments, UwU scwaps, OwO the OwO bits, ÚwÚ and xDD gweasy >_> wewics 
x3 Of xDD hew o'er-eaten :33 faith, awe bound ^-^ to OwO Diomed. 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. May >w< wowthy Troilus >w< be hawf-attach'd 
x3 With UwU that ;;w;; which here his passion doth x3 expwess? 
>_< TWOIWUS. >w< Ay, Greek; ÚwÚ and UwU that uWu shaww >w< be ÚwÚ divuwged ;;w;; weww 
UwU In UwU chawactews as wed as >w< Maws his OwO heawt 
Inflam'd with ;;w;; Venyus. uWu Nyevew >_> did x3 young man fancy 
x3 With OwO so eternal ÚwÚ and OwO so xDD fix'd :3 a ÚwÚ souw. 
Hawk, Gweek: as >w< much as I ^-^ do >w< Cwessid love, 
^w^ So >w< much uWu by OwO weight UwU hate I xDD hew OwO Diomed. 
:33 That >_< sweeve :3 is >_< minye UwU that :3 he'ww bear uWu on his >w< hewm; 
Were ^.^ it :3 a >_> casque :33 compos'd uWu by ^-^ Vuwcan's >_> skiww 
UwU My >_< swowd shouwd bite it. :3 Nyot OwO the dreadful >_> spout 
^w^ Which :33 shipmen ^-^ do OwO the x3 huwwicanyo ^-^ caww, 
^w^ Constwing'd in mass uWu by OwO the almighty >_> sun, 
:33 Shaww dizzy with ^-^ mowe clamour Nyeptunye's ear 
UwU In his descent than uWu shaww my >_> pwompted >_< swowd 
xDD Fawwing uWu on OwO Diomed. 
^-^ THEWSITES. He'll :33 tickwe ^.^ it uWu fow his concupy. 
>_< TWOIWUS. :3 O ^w^ Cwessid! :3 O false ^w^ Cwessid! fawse, fawse, :33 fawse! 
>_> Wet >w< aww OwO untwuths ^.^ stand uWu by >w< thy stained uWu nyame, 
And they'll ÚwÚ seem x3 gwowious. 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. :33 O, contain yourself; 
Your passion dwaws ears hithew. 

x3 Entew AENEAS 

AENEAS. I ^.^ have >_< been >w< seeking you :3 this xDD houw, my :33 wowd. 
xDD Hectow, uWu by this, :3 is arming him in OwO Twoy; 
^w^ Ajax, >_> youw ^-^ guawd, ^w^ stays ^-^ to OwO conduct you UwU home. 
>_< TWOIWUS. >_< Have with you, ^.^ Pwince. UwU My courteous lord, ^.^ adieu. 
Fairwell, UwU wevowted faiw!-and, ;;w;; Diomed, 
Stand fast ÚwÚ and wear :3 a castle uWu on >w< thy head. 
ÚwÚ UWYSSES. I'll bwing you ^-^ to OwO the xDD gates. 
>_< TWOIWUS. OwO Accept ^.^ distwacted :33 thanks. 

>_< Exeunt TWOIWUS, AENEAS. ÚwÚ and >w< UWYSSES 

^-^ THEWSITES. Wouwd I :33 couwd ^.^ meet UwU that wogue Diomed! I would :33 cwoak >_< wike 
:3 a ^.^ waven; I would bode, I would uWu bode. Patroclus uWu wiww ^w^ give me 
^w^ anything uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; intewwigence >_> of :3 this whore; OwO the >_> pawwot uWu wiww ^.^ nyot 
^-^ do ^-^ mowe uWu fow OwO an almond than ^.^ he uWu fow :3 a commodious ^-^ dwab. Wechewy, 
^.^ wechewy! OwO Stiww wars ÚwÚ and ^.^ wechewy! Nyothing ewse howds xDD fashion. OwO A 
burning ^w^ deviw UwU take them! Exit 




^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE xDD 3. 
>w< Twoy. Before PWIAM'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew HECTOR ÚwÚ and ANDWOMACHE 

ANDWOMACHE. When ÚwÚ was my lord OwO so >w< much x3 ungentwy tempew'd 
ÚwÚ To xDD stop his ears x3 against admonyishment? 
;;w;; Unyawm, unarm, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do ^.^ nyot fight to-day. 
OwO HECTOW. You x3 twain me ^-^ to offend OwO you; >_< get you in. 
By >w< aww OwO the xDD evewwasting >_< gods, I'll ^.^ go. 
ANDWOMACHE. UwU My >_> dweams wiww, ;;w;; suwe, ^w^ pwuv ominyous ^-^ to OwO the day. 
OwO HECTOW. :3 Nyo :3 mowe, I >w< say. 

x3 Entew CASSANDWA 

CASSANDWA. :3 Whewe :3 is my bwothew Hector? 
ANDWOMACHE. Here, ;;w;; sistew, arm'd, ÚwÚ and bwoody in intent. 
Consowt with me in loud ÚwÚ and dear ÚwÚ petition, 
UwU Puwsue ^-^ we him uWu on knyees; uWu fow I ^.^ have dreamt 
x3 Of bwoody ^.^ tuwbuwence, ÚwÚ and :3 this xDD whowe night 
;;w;; Hath nyothing >_< been uWu but >_> shapes ÚwÚ and >_> fowms >_> of :33 swaughtew. 
CASSANDWA. :33 O, 'tis :3 twue! 
OwO HECTOW. ^.^ Ho! ;;w;; bid my twumpet :3 sound. 
CASSANDWA. :3 Nyo :3 nyotes >_> of sawwy, uWu fow OwO the uWu heavens, ^w^ sweet ^-^ bwothew! 
OwO HECTOW. Be gone, I >w< say. The UwU gods ^.^ have heard me uWu sweaw. 
CASSANDWA. The UwU gods awe xDD deaf ^-^ to ^.^ hot ÚwÚ and peevish ;;w;; vows; 
^.^ They awe polluted UwU off'wings, ^-^ mowe abhorr'd 
>w< Than >_> spotted livers in OwO the sacrifice. 
ANDWOMACHE. :33 O, >w< be ^.^ pewsuaded! Do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; count ^.^ it holy 
ÚwÚ To hurt uWu by being :3 just. ^w^ It :3 is as lawful, 
>_< Fow ^-^ we would ^w^ give xDD much, ^-^ to ;;w;; use viowent UwU thefts 
And x3 wob in OwO the behawf >_> of >_> chawity. 
CASSANDWA. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the OwO puwpose UwU that makes >w< stwong OwO the UwU vow; 
But >_< vows ^-^ to every OwO puwpose >w< must ^.^ nyot howd. 
;;w;; Unyawm, ^w^ sweet Hector. 
OwO HECTOW. Hold you stiww, I >w< say. 
Minye uWu honyouw >_< keeps OwO the weather >_> of my ^.^ fate. 
:33 Wife every man howds dear; uWu but OwO the dear man 
uWu Howds uWu honyouw :3 faw ^-^ mowe pwecious dear than wife. 

x3 Entew TROILUS 

OwO How nyow, x3 young ^w^ man! ^-^ Mean'st :3 thou ^-^ to fight uWu to-day? 
ANDWOMACHE. Cassandra, caww my fathew ^-^ to OwO pewsuade. 
Exit CASSANDWA 
OwO HECTOW. No, :33 faith, x3 young ^w^ Twoiwus; >w< doff >w< thy harness, youth; 
I x3 am OwO to-day >w< i' th' :3 vein >_> of chivalry. 
>_> Wet gwow >w< thy sinyews ÚwÚ tiww theiw ^-^ knyots >w< be ^w^ stwong, 
And >_> tempt ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet OwO the brushes >_> of OwO the waw. 
Unarm ^.^ thee, ^.^ go; ÚwÚ and x3 doubt :3 thou ;;w;; nyot, bwave OwO boy, 
I'll ^.^ stand OwO to-day uWu fow ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ and me ÚwÚ and >w< Twoy. 
>_< TWOIWUS. xDD Bwothew, you ^.^ have :3 a OwO vice >_> of UwU mewcy in you 
^w^ Which better ^-^ fits :3 a x3 wion than :3 a xDD man. 
OwO HECTOW. What OwO vice :3 is UwU that, good Troilus? 
>_< Chide me uWu fow it. 
>_< TWOIWUS. When many xDD times OwO the :33 captive Grecian falls, 
>_< Even in OwO the fan ÚwÚ and ^.^ wind >_> of >_> youw fair ;;w;; swowd, 
You ;;w;; bid them xDD wise ÚwÚ and wive. 
OwO HECTOW. :33 O, 'tis fair uWu pway! 
>_< TWOIWUS. Foow's play, uWu by UwU heaven, Hector. 
OwO HECTOW. OwO How nyow! how nyow! 
>_< TWOIWUS. >_< Fow th' love >_> of >w< aww OwO the >_< gods, 
Let's xDD weave OwO the hermit UwU Pity with ^-^ ouw mother; 
And when ^-^ we ^.^ have ^-^ ouw awmouws :3 buckwed OwO on, 
The venom'd ;;w;; vengeance ride x3 upon ^-^ ouw uWu swowds, 
:33 Spuw them ^-^ to wuthfuw work, rein them ^-^ fwom ;;w;; wuth! 
OwO HECTOW. :33 Fie, ^-^ savage, fie! 
>_< TWOIWUS. xDD Hectow, then 'tis ;;w;; waws. 
OwO HECTOW. ^w^ Twoiwus, I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have you fight to-day. 
>_< TWOIWUS. OwO Who shouwd withhold x3 me? 
:3 Nyot >w< fate, ÚwÚ obedience, :3 nyow OwO the hand >_> of >w< Maws 
Beck'nying with :33 fiewy ;;w;; twuncheon my wetiwe; 
:3 Nyot Pwiamus ÚwÚ and ^.^ Hecuba uWu on knees, 
Their eyes ^-^ o'ewgawwed with recourse >_> of teaws; 
Nyow you, my :33 bwothew, with >_> youw OwO twue >_< swowd ÚwÚ dwawn, 
^-^ Oppos'd ^-^ to :33 hindew uWu me, shouwd xDD stop my >_< way, 
But uWu by my wuin. 

;;w;; We-entew UwU CASSANDWA, with x3 PWIAM 

CASSANDWA. >w< Way howd x3 upon ^w^ him, Priam, howd him uWu fast; 
ÚwÚ He :3 is >w< thy >w< cwutch; :3 nyow ^-^ if :3 thou wose >w< thy ÚwÚ stay, 
Thou uWu on him ^-^ weanying, ÚwÚ and >w< aww ^-^ Twoy uWu on ^.^ thee, 
UwU Faww >w< aww >w< togethew. 
PWIAM. ^w^ Come, xDD Hectow, xDD come, >w< go ^-^ back. 
x3 Thy UwU wife ;;w;; hath dweamt; >w< thy mothew ;;w;; hath xDD had OwO visions; 
;;w;; Cassandwa doth fowesee; ÚwÚ and I ^-^ mysewf 
OwO Am >_< wike :3 a prophet :33 suddenwy >_> enwapt 
ÚwÚ To tell ÚwÚ thee UwU that :3 this :3 day :3 is :3 ominyous. 
:33 Thewefowe, come ^-^ back. 
OwO HECTOW. ^.^ Aenyeas :3 is >_< a-fiewd; 
And I ^-^ do ^.^ stand ÚwÚ engag'd ^-^ to many Gweeks, 
>_< Even in OwO the :3 faith >_> of valour, ^-^ to :3 appeaw 
:3 This xDD mownying ^-^ to ^.^ them. 
PWIAM. >w< Ay, uWu but :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot ^.^ go. 
OwO HECTOW. I >w< must ^.^ nyot >_< bweak my ;;w;; faith. 
You xDD knyow me ^w^ dutifuw; ^.^ thewefowe, dear ;;w;; siw, 
>_> Wet me ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ shame ^.^ wespect; uWu but ^w^ give me xDD weave 
ÚwÚ To UwU take UwU that ^-^ couwse uWu by >_> youw consent ÚwÚ and >w< voice 
^w^ Which you ^-^ do here fowbid uWu me, :33 woyaw Pwiam. 
CASSANDWA. :3 O Priam, ÚwÚ yiewd ^.^ nyot ^-^ to :3 him! 
ANDWOMACHE. Do ;;w;; nyot, dear father. 
OwO HECTOW. >w< Andwomache, I x3 am uWu offended with you. 
:3 Upon OwO the love you bear uWu me, >_< get you in. 
Exit ANDWOMACHE 
>_< TWOIWUS. :3 This UwU foowish, dweaming, supewstitious UwU giww 
:3 Makes >w< aww ^.^ these OwO bodements. 
CASSANDWA. :33 O, ^.^ faweweww, dear :33 Hectow! 
Wook how :3 thou ^-^ diest. Wook how >w< thy eye ;;w;; tuwns ÚwÚ pawe. 
Wook how >w< thy wounds ^-^ do bleed at many vents. 
UwU Hawk how ^-^ Twoy roars; how ^.^ Hecuba x3 cwies ^-^ out; 
OwO How UwU poow Andromache :3 shwiwws xDD hew ;;w;; dowouws fowth; 
ÚwÚ Behowd UwU distwaction, frenzy, ÚwÚ and >w< amazement, 
;;w;; Wike witless ^.^ antics, ^-^ onye another :33 meet, 
And >w< aww cwy, :33 Hectow! Hector's x3 dead! :3 O :33 Hectow! 
>_< TWOIWUS. Away, >w< away! 
CASSANDWA. ^w^ Faweweww!-yet, ^.^ soft! xDD Hectow, I UwU take my weave. 
Thou OwO dost thyself ÚwÚ and >w< aww ^-^ ouw ^-^ Twoy :3 deceive. Exit 
OwO HECTOW. You awe amaz'd, my UwU wiege, at xDD hew exclaim. 
uWu Go ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and :33 cheew OwO the UwU town; ^w^ we'ww >w< fowth, ÚwÚ and fight, 
Do deeds wowth UwU pwaise ÚwÚ and tell you them at ^-^ nyight. 
PWIAM. >w< Faweweww. The UwU gods with >_> safety ^.^ stand about thee! 
>_< Exeunt :3 sevewawwy x3 PWIAM ÚwÚ and OwO HECTOW. Alarums 
>_< TWOIWUS. ^.^ They awe at it, xDD hawk! Proud ;;w;; Diomed, >w< bewieve, 
I come ^-^ to wose my arm ^w^ ow ^.^ win my sleeve. 

x3 Entew >w< PANDAWUS 

^w^ PANDAWUS. Do you OwO heaw, my UwU wowd? Do you uWu heaw? 
>_< TWOIWUS. What ^w^ nyow? 
^w^ PANDAWUS. Here's :3 a letter come ^-^ fwom yond UwU poow giww. 
>_< TWOIWUS. >_> Wet me read. 
^w^ PANDAWUS. OwO A whoreson tisick, :3 a whoreson UwU wascawwy ^w^ tisick OwO so twoubwes 
uWu me, ÚwÚ and OwO the foowish >_> fowtunye >_> of :3 this girl, ÚwÚ and what ^-^ onye :33 thing, 
what another, UwU that I uWu shaww xDD weave you ^-^ onye o' ^w^ th's ^.^ days; ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have 
:3 a rheum in >_< minye eyes UwU too, ÚwÚ and such OwO an x3 ache in my bones UwU that 
unwess :3 a man ;;w;; wewe :33 cuws'd I cannyot tell what ^-^ to ÚwÚ think on't. What 
:33 says ^.^ she thewe? 
>_< TWOIWUS. >w< Wowds, x3 wowds, mere x3 wowds, nyo matter ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> heawt; 
^-^ Th' :33 effect doth ^.^ opewate another way. 
:3 [Teawing OwO the letter] 
Go, wind, ^-^ to wind, there xDD tuwn ÚwÚ and >_> change >w< togethew. 
UwU My love with uWu wowds ÚwÚ and ewwows still ^.^ she >w< feeds, 
But ^w^ edifies another with xDD hew >_< deeds. >_< Exeunt :3 sevewawwy 




^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE x3 4. 
The ;;w;; pwain :3 between ^-^ Twoy ÚwÚ and OwO the Grecian ^-^ camp 

x3 Entew ^-^ THEWSITES. Excuwsions 

^-^ THEWSITES. Nyow uWu they awe clapper-clawing ^-^ onye >w< anyothew; I'll >w< go ÚwÚ wook 
x3 on. :33 That >_> dissembwing abominable ÚwÚ vawwet, ;;w;; Diomed, >_> has ^w^ got UwU that >_> same 
scurvy doting foowish x3 young xDD knyave's >_< sweeve >_> of ^-^ Twoy there in his 
helm. I would fain UwU see them :33 meet, UwU that UwU that >_> same x3 young >_> Twoyan ;;w;; ass 
UwU that loves OwO the xDD whowe there UwU might ^-^ send UwU that ;;w;; Gweekish ^.^ whowemastewwy 
villain with OwO the >_< sweeve xDD back ^-^ to OwO the >_> dissembwing >w< wuxuwious dwab >_> of 
:3 a sweeve-wess UwU ewwand. OwO A th' x3 t'othew >w< side, OwO the powicy >_> of x3 those 
crafty sweawing rascals-that ^-^ stawe ^.^ owd uWu mouse-eaten OwO dwy xDD cheese, 
;;w;; Nyestow, ÚwÚ and UwU that >_> same dog-fox, Uwysses ÚwÚ -is ^.^ nyot ^w^ pwov'd wowth :3 a 
uWu bwackbewwy. ^.^ They xDD set me uWu up, in ÚwÚ powicy, UwU that mongwew cur, ^w^ Ajax, 
x3 against UwU that ^.^ dog >_> of as OwO bad :3 a kind, Achiwwes; ÚwÚ and :3 nyow :3 is OwO the cur, 
>_< Ajax prouder than OwO the >_> cuw Achilles, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ nyot arm ^-^ to-day; 
wheweupon OwO the OwO Gwecians begin ^-^ to :3 pwocwaim UwU bawbawism, ÚwÚ and powicy 
grows OwO into OwO an i-iww ^-^ opinyion. 

x3 Entew DIOMEDES, TROILUS following 

Soft! here comes sweeve, ÚwÚ and uWu t'othew. 
>_< TWOIWUS. >_> Fwy not; uWu fow shouldst :3 thou UwU take OwO the >_> wivew UwU Styx 
I would OwO swim >w< aftew. 
uWu DIOMEDES. Thou OwO dost miscall >w< wetiwe. 
I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^w^ fwy; uWu but ^w^ advantageous cawe 
Withdrew me ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> odds >_> of multitude. 
>_< Have at thee. 
^-^ THEWSITES. Hold >w< thy whore, Grecian; :3 nyow uWu fow >w< thy whore, 
xDD Twoyan-nyow OwO the sweeve, :3 nyow OwO the sleeve! 
>_< Exeunt TROILUS ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ DIOMEDES ÚwÚ fighting 

x3 Entew HECTOR 

OwO HECTOW. What art thou, Greek? Awt :3 thou uWu fow Hector's ^-^ match? 
Awt :3 thou >_> of UwU bwood ÚwÚ and honour? 
^-^ THEWSITES. No, >_< nyo-I x3 am :3 a :33 wascaw; :3 a scurvy >_> waiwing knave; :3 a vewy 
fiwthy >_> wogue. 
OwO HECTOW. I ^-^ do believe thee. >_> Wive. Exit 
^-^ THEWSITES. God-a-mercy, UwU that :3 thou xDD wiwt believe me; uWu but :3 a pwague 
>_< bweak >w< thy neck uWu fow x3 fwighting UwU me! What's ÚwÚ become >_> of OwO the ^.^ wenching 
:3 wogues? I ÚwÚ think uWu they ^.^ have swawwowed ^-^ onye >_> anyothew. I would waugh at 
UwU that miracle. xDD Yet, in :3 a sort, lechery ;;w;; eats itself. I'll >w< seek 
^.^ them. Exit 




^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE 5. 
>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the ;;w;; pwain 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ DIOMEDES ÚwÚ and OwO A ^.^ SEWVANT 

uWu DIOMEDES. Go, ÚwÚ go, my x3 sewvant, UwU take :3 thou Troilus' x3 howse; 
Present OwO the fair uWu steed ^-^ to my wady Cwessid. 
Fewwow, ÚwÚ commend my service ^-^ to xDD hew beauty; 
>_> Teww xDD hew I ^.^ have ^-^ chastis'd OwO the amorous OwO Twoyan, 
And x3 am xDD hew x3 knyight uWu by proof. 
SERVANT. I ÚwÚ go, my :33 wowd. Exit 

x3 Entew ^-^ AGAMEMNyON 

xDD AGAMEMNyON. Renew, uWu wenyew! The fiewce ;;w;; Powydamus 
;;w;; Hath beat ;;w;; down >w< enyon; xDD bastawd Mawgawewon 
;;w;; Hath x3 Doweus pwisonyew, 
And ^-^ stands cowossus-wise, waving his >_> beam, 
:3 Upon OwO the ^w^ pashed ^w^ cowses >_> of OwO the kings 
Epistrophus ÚwÚ and >_> Cedius. ^.^ Powixenyes :3 is slain; 
>_> Amphimacus ÚwÚ and uWu Thoas >_> deadwy UwU huwt; 
Patroclus ta'en, ^w^ ow slain; ÚwÚ and Palamedes 
^-^ Sowe hurt ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bwuis'd. The dreadful Sagittawy 
Appaws ^-^ ouw x3 nyumbews. xDD Haste >_> we, ;;w;; Diomed, 
ÚwÚ To weinfowcement, ^w^ ow ^-^ we pewish all. 

x3 Entew NESTOR 

NyESTOW. Go, bear Patroclus' ÚwÚ body ^-^ to Achilles, 
And ;;w;; bid OwO the snyaiw-pac'd >_< Ajax arm uWu fow >w< shame. 
Thewe :3 is :3 a ^w^ thousand ^.^ Hectows in OwO the OwO fiewd; 
Nyow here ^.^ he xDD fights uWu on ^w^ Gawathe his OwO howse, 
And there lacks ÚwÚ wowk; anon :33 he's there ^-^ afoot, 
And there uWu they UwU fwy ^w^ ow x3 die, >_< wike scawed x3 scuwws 
Before OwO the OwO bewching ^.^ whawe; then :3 is ^.^ he UwU yondew, 
And there OwO the stwawy Gweeks, wipe uWu fow his >_> edge, 
UwU Faww ;;w;; down before him >_< wike OwO the ÚwÚ mowew's swath. 
Here, there, ÚwÚ and everywhere, ^.^ he leaves ÚwÚ and ^-^ takes; 
Dexterity OwO so >w< obeying :3 appetite 
:33 That what ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ he does, ÚwÚ and OwO does OwO so >w< much 
:33 That >_> pwoof :3 is xDD caww'd xDD impossibiwity. 

x3 Entew >w< UWYSSES 

ÚwÚ UWYSSES. :33 O, :3 couwage, :3 couwage, :3 couwage, UwU Pwinces! Great 
>_> Achiwwes ^-^ Is >w< awming, :3 weeping, cursing, ^.^ vowing vengeance. 
Patroclus' wounds ^.^ have rous'd his dwowsy blood, 
Together with his OwO mangwed Myrmidons, 
:33 That noseless, handless, ;;w;; hack'd ÚwÚ and OwO chipp'd, come ^-^ to 
^w^ him, :33 Cwying uWu on Hector. >_< Ajax ;;w;; hath lost :3 a fwiend 
And foams at uWu mouth, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is UwU awm'd ÚwÚ and at it, 
Woawing uWu fow ^w^ Twoiwus; ^-^ who ;;w;; hath x3 donye OwO to-day 
>_> Mad ÚwÚ and fantastic OwO execution, 
^-^ Engaging ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wedeeming >_> of ^-^ himsewf 
x3 With such :3 a >_> cawewess x3 fowce ÚwÚ and fowcewess cawe 
UwU As ^-^ if UwU that OwO wuck, in vewy ^-^ spite >_> of ^.^ cunnying, 
;;w;; Bade him ^.^ win all. 

x3 Entew ^.^ AJAX 

uWu AJAX. ÚwÚ Twoiwus! :3 thou cowawd ÚwÚ Twoiwus! Exit 
uWu DIOMEDES. >w< Ay, there, ^.^ thewe. 
NyESTOW. UwU So, so, ^-^ we dwaw >w< togethew. Exit 
x3 Entew ÚwÚ ACHIWWES 

>w< ACHIWWES. :3 Whewe :3 is :3 this Hector? 
^w^ Come, xDD come, :3 thou boy-queller, show >w< thy ^.^ face; 
xDD Knyow what ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to ^.^ meet >_> Achiwwes xDD angwy. 
:33 Hectow! ^w^ whewe's Hector? I uWu wiww UwU nyonye uWu but Hector. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :33 6. 
>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the ;;w;; pwain 

x3 Entew ^.^ AJAX 

uWu AJAX. ^w^ Twoiwus, :3 thou cowawd ^w^ Twoiwus, show >w< thy head. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ DIOMEDES 

uWu DIOMEDES. ^w^ Twoiwus, I :33 say! Where's Troilus? 
uWu AJAX. What wouldst thou? 
uWu DIOMEDES. I would >_< cowwect >_> him. 
uWu AJAX. Were I OwO the general, :3 thou shouldst ^.^ have my >w< office 
Ewe UwU that >_> cowwection. ^w^ Twoiwus, I :33 say! >_> What, ÚwÚ Twoiwus! 

x3 Entew TROILUS 

>_< TWOIWUS. :3 O >_> twaitow Diomed! OwO Tuwn >w< thy false ;;w;; face, :3 thou >w< twaitow, 
And pay >w< thy life :3 thou owest me uWu fow my ÚwÚ howse. 
uWu DIOMEDES. Ha! art :3 thou thewe? 
uWu AJAX. I'll fight with him awonye. ÚwÚ Stand, OwO Diomed. 
uWu DIOMEDES. ÚwÚ He :3 is my ^.^ pwize. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wook upon. 
>_< TWOIWUS. ^w^ Come, ^.^ both, you ^.^ cogging >_< Gweeks; ^.^ have at you 
>_< Exeunt ÚwÚ fighting 

x3 Entew HECTOR 

OwO HECTOW. xDD Yea, Troilus? :33 O, ;;w;; weww OwO fought, my ^w^ youngest ^-^ bwothew! 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ ACHIWWES 

>w< ACHIWWES. Nyow ^-^ do I UwU see ^.^ thee, ^-^ ha! >_< Have at ^.^ thee, :33 Hectow! 
OwO HECTOW. :3 Pause, ^-^ if :3 thou wilt. 
>w< ACHIWWES. I ^-^ do >w< disdain >w< thy couwtesy, >_> pwoud x3 Twoyan. 
Be x3 happy UwU that my ÚwÚ awms awe >_< out >_> of x3 use; 
UwU My west ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyegwigence befwiends ÚwÚ thee nyow, 
But :3 thou anon ^-^ shawt hear >_> of me ÚwÚ again; 
;;w;; Tiww xDD when, >w< go >w< seek >w< thy xDD fowtunye. Exit 
OwO HECTOW. Fawe ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. 
I would ^.^ have >_< been >w< much ^-^ mowe :3 a fresher man, 
Had I ;;w;; expected thee. 

;;w;; We-entew TROILUS 

OwO How nyow, my ^-^ bwothew! 
>_< TWOIWUS. >_< Ajax ;;w;; hath ta'en ;;w;; Aenyeas. :33 Shaww ^.^ it x3 be? 
No, uWu by OwO the flame >_> of :33 yondew ^w^ gwowious UwU heaven, 
ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^.^ nyot carry him; I'll >w< be ta'en UwU too, 
Ow bwing him UwU off. ÚwÚ Fate, hear me what I xDD say: 
I xDD weck ^.^ nyot >w< though :3 thou ^-^ end my life to-day. Exit 

x3 Entew ^-^ onye in xDD awmouw 

OwO HECTOW. ÚwÚ Stand, ^.^ stand, :3 thou Greek; :3 thou art :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy ^.^ mawk. 
;;w;; Nyo? xDD wiwt :3 thou not? I >_< wike >w< thy xDD awmouw ;;w;; weww; 
I'll fwush ^.^ it ÚwÚ and UwU unwock OwO the ^.^ wivets >w< aww 
But I'll >w< be ^w^ mastew >_> of it. uWu Wiwt :3 thou ;;w;; nyot, >_> beast, :33 abide? 
UwU Why then, UwU fwy OwO on; I'll uWu hunt ÚwÚ thee uWu fow >w< thy :3 hide. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 7. 
>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the ;;w;; pwain 

x3 Entew ACHILLES, with Mywmidons 

>w< ACHIWWES. Come here about uWu me, you my OwO Mywmidons; 
>_< Mawk what I >w< say. x3 Attend me xDD whewe I wheew; 
Stwike ^.^ nyot :3 a stwoke, uWu but ^-^ keep youwsewves in >w< bweath; 
And when I ^.^ have OwO the bwoody >_< Hectow OwO found, 
Empawe him with >_> youw weapons x3 wound ;;w;; about; 
UwU In fewwest manner ÚwÚ execute >_> youw arms. 
Follow uWu me, ;;w;; siws, ÚwÚ and my proceedings >w< eye. 
^w^ It :3 is decreed >_< Hectow OwO the gweat >w< must ^-^ die. >_< Exeunt 

x3 Entew >_< MENyEWAUS ÚwÚ and PARIS, fighting; then >_> THEWSITES 

^-^ THEWSITES. The uWu cuckowd ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ cuckowd-makew awe at it. Nyow, x3 buww! 
nyow, xDD dog! 'Woo, Pawis, ^-^ 'woo! :3 nyow my doubwe-hown'd Spartan! uWu 'woo, 
Pawis, ^-^ 'woo! The uWu buww >_> has OwO the game. Ware >_< howns, UwU ho! 
>_< Exeunt PARIS ÚwÚ and >_< MENyEWAUS 

x3 Entew MARGARELON 

^-^ MAWGAWEWON. x3 Tuwn, slave, ÚwÚ and ^w^ fight. 
^-^ THEWSITES. What art thou? 
^-^ MAWGAWEWON. OwO A xDD bastawd :3 son >_> of xDD Pwiam's. 
^-^ THEWSITES. I x3 am :3 a xDD bastawd :33 too; I love ÚwÚ bastawds. I x3 am :3 a xDD bastawd 
begot, xDD bastawd instwucted, xDD bastawd in UwU mind, xDD bastawd in valour, in 
OwO evewything OwO iwwegitimate. >_< Onye bear uWu wiww ^.^ nyot bite another, ÚwÚ and 
xDD whewefowe shouwd ^-^ onye bastard? ;;w;; Take :3 heed, OwO the xDD quawwew's UwU most 
ominyous ^-^ to us: ^-^ if OwO the :3 son >_> of :3 a xDD whowe fight uWu fow :3 a whore, ^.^ he tempts 
UwU judgment. Faweweww, >w< bastawd. 
Exit 
^-^ MAWGAWEWON. The ^w^ deviw UwU take ^.^ thee, coward! Exit 




^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE uWu 8. 
>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the ;;w;; pwain 

x3 Entew HECTOR 

OwO HECTOW. uWu Most putwified cowe OwO so fair ^-^ without, 
x3 Thy ÚwÚ goodwy xDD awmouw ;;w;; thus ;;w;; hath uWu cost >w< thy wife. 
Nyow :3 is my UwU day's wowk done; I'll UwU take good ^-^ bweath: 
OwO West, swowd; :3 thou x3 hast >w< thy fiww >_> of UwU bwood ÚwÚ and >_< death! 
[Disarms] 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ ACHIWWES ÚwÚ and his Mywmidons 

>w< ACHIWWES. Look, xDD Hectow, how OwO the >_< sun begins ^-^ to ;;w;; set; 
OwO How >w< ugwy night comes breathing at his heels; 
>_< Even with OwO the >_< vaiw ÚwÚ and ^-^ dawk'nying >_> of OwO the >_> sun, 
ÚwÚ To :33 cwose OwO the :3 day uWu up, Hector's life :3 is >w< donye. 
OwO HECTOW. I x3 am x3 unyawm'd; forego :3 this :3 vantage, >_> Gweek. 
>w< ACHIWWES. Strike, fellows, strike; :3 this :3 is OwO the man I ^w^ seek. 
>_> [HECTOW fawws] 
UwU So, ^-^ Iwion, ^-^ faww :3 thou xDD nyext! ^w^ Come, Twoy, sink ;;w;; down; 
;;w;; Hewe :3 wies >w< thy xDD heawt, >w< thy sinews, ÚwÚ and >w< thy bone. 
uWu On, Myrmidons, ÚwÚ and x3 cwy you OwO an ;;w;; amain 
'Achilles ;;w;; hath OwO the :3 mighty >_< Hectow ^-^ swain.' 
;;w;; [A ^.^ wetweat ^w^ sounded] 
>_> Hawk! :3 a retire x3 upon ^-^ ouw Grecian pawt. 
MYRMIDON. The >_> Twoyan OwO twumpets :33 sound OwO the ^-^ wike, my :33 wowd. 
>w< ACHIWWES. The >_< dwagon x3 wing >_> of night >w< o'ewspweads OwO the :3 eawth 
And, stickler-like, OwO the x3 awmies separates. 
UwU My hawf-supp'd ;;w;; swowd, UwU that OwO fwankwy would ^.^ have fed, 
Pweas'd with :3 this dainty bait, ;;w;; thus :33 goes ^-^ to bed. 
[Sheathes his ^w^ swowd] 
^w^ Come, OwO tie his ÚwÚ body ^-^ to my :33 howse's OwO taiw; 
>_< Awong OwO the field I uWu wiww OwO the >_> Twoyan trail. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE OwO 9. 
>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the ;;w;; pwain 

Sound ^.^ wetweat. Shout. x3 Entew x3 AGAMEMNyON, uWu AJAX, MENELAUS, >_> NyESTOW, DIOMEDES, 
ÚwÚ and OwO the rest, marching 

xDD AGAMEMNyON. >_> Hawk! xDD hawk! what ^.^ shout :3 is uWu this? 
NyESTOW. Peace, OwO dwums! 
ÚwÚ SOWDIEWS. xDD [Within] Achiwwes! Achiwwes! Hector's slain. Achiwwes! 
uWu DIOMEDES. The >_< bwuit :3 is Hector's slain, ÚwÚ and uWu by ÚwÚ Achiwwes. 
uWu AJAX. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be so, ÚwÚ yet bragless let ^.^ it ^w^ be; 
Great >_< Hectow ÚwÚ was as good :3 a man as ^w^ he. 
xDD AGAMEMNyON. ÚwÚ Mawch ^-^ patientwy awong. >_> Wet ^-^ onye >w< be x3 sent 
ÚwÚ To pray >_> Achiwwes UwU see OwO us at ^-^ ouw >w< tent. 
>w< If in his death OwO the UwU gods ^.^ have OwO us befriended; 
Great ^-^ Twoy :3 is UwU ouws, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw shawp wars awe OwO ended. 
>_< Exeunt 




^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 10. 
>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the ;;w;; pwain 

x3 Entew AENEAS, PARIS, >_< ANTENyOW, ÚwÚ and UwU DEIPHOBUS 

AENEAS. ÚwÚ Stand, UwU ho! ÚwÚ yet awe ^-^ we ;;w;; mastews >_> of OwO the fiewd. 
uWu Nyevew >w< go >_< home; here stawve ^-^ we >_< out OwO the ^-^ nyight. 

x3 Entew TROILUS 

>_< TWOIWUS. >_< Hectow :3 is slain. 
ALL. :33 Hectow! The UwU gods forbid! 
>_< TWOIWUS. >w< He's OwO dead, ÚwÚ and at OwO the muwdewew's :33 howse's x3 taiw, 
UwU In >_> beastwy sort, dragg'd OwO thwough OwO the shameful fiewd. 
Frown OwO on, you uWu heavens, :33 effect >_> youw ;;w;; wage with x3 speed. 
>w< Sit, >_< gods, x3 upon >_> youw :33 thwonyes, ÚwÚ and >_> smiwe at >w< Twoy. 
I uWu say at UwU once let >_> youw bwief pwagues >w< be >w< mewcy, 
And wingew ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw ^w^ suwe destructions x3 on. 
AENEAS. UwU My lord, you ^-^ do discomfort >w< aww OwO the ^w^ host. 
>_< TWOIWUS. You undewstand me ^.^ nyot UwU that tell me ÚwÚ so. 
I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot speak >_> of ÚwÚ fwight, >_> of ;;w;; feaw >_> of >_< death, 
But dare >w< aww OwO imminyence UwU that UwU gods ÚwÚ and x3 men 
OwO Addwess theiw dangews in. >_< Hectow :3 is gone. 
OwO Who uWu shaww tell Priam so, ^w^ ow >w< Hecuba? 
>_> Wet him UwU that uWu wiww :3 a screech-owl :3 aye >w< be xDD caww'd 
uWu Go in ^-^ to Twoy, ÚwÚ and uWu say there :33 'Hectow's >w< dead.' 
Thewe :3 is :3 a >_> wowd uWu wiww Priam xDD tuwn ^-^ to stonye; 
UwU Make OwO wewws ÚwÚ and xDD Nyiobes >_> of OwO the xDD maids ÚwÚ and x3 wives, 
Cold statues >_> of OwO the youth; :3 and, in :3 a ;;w;; wowd, 
Scare ^-^ Twoy >_< out >_> of itself. But, mawch away; 
>_< Hectow :3 is >w< dead; there :3 is nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to >w< say. 
uWu Stay >_> yet. You :3 viwe abominable tents, 
ÚwÚ Thus >w< pwoudwy >w< pight x3 upon ^-^ ouw >w< Phwygian plains, 
>_> Wet OwO Titan xDD wise as >_< eawwy as ^.^ he dare, 
I'll OwO thwough ÚwÚ and OwO thwough you. And, :3 thou ^-^ gweat-siz'd xDD cowawd, 
:3 Nyo space >_> of :3 eawth uWu shaww sunder ^-^ ouw two :3 hates; 
I'll ^.^ haunt ÚwÚ thee >_< wike :3 a ;;w;; wicked ;;w;; conscience stiww, 
:33 That >_> mouwdeth x3 gobwins swift as frenzy's xDD thoughts. 
Stwike :3 a free mawch ^-^ to >w< Twoy. x3 With comfort ^.^ go; 
OwO Hope >_> of wevenge uWu shaww hide ^-^ ouw >_< inwawd ^w^ woe. 

x3 Entew >w< PANDAWUS 

^w^ PANDAWUS. But hear you, hear xDD you! 
>_< TWOIWUS. ÚwÚ Hence, ^.^ bwokew-wackey. Ignominy ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ shame 
UwU Puwsue >w< thy life ÚwÚ and live :3 aye with >w< thy >_< nyame! 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >w< PANDAWUS 
^w^ PANDAWUS. OwO A ÚwÚ goodwy >w< medicinye uWu fow my aching ^.^ bonyes! world! world! ;;w;; thus 
:3 is OwO the UwU poow uWu agent uWu despis'd! ^-^ twaitows ÚwÚ and :3 bawds, how earnestly awe 
you xDD set :3 a work, ÚwÚ and how i-iww UwU wequited! UwU Why shouwd ^-^ ouw ^.^ endeavouw >w< be 
OwO so ;;w;; wov'd, ÚwÚ and OwO the pewfowmance OwO so woathed? What ^w^ vewse uWu fow it? What 
instance uWu fow it? >_> Wet me UwU see- 

>w< Fuww UwU mewwiwy OwO the x3 humbwe-bee doth sing 
;;w;; Tiww ^.^ he ;;w;; hath lost his honey ÚwÚ and his UwU sting; 
And being UwU once subdu'd in UwU awmed ^w^ twaiw, 
^.^ Sweet honey ÚwÚ and ^w^ sweet :3 nyotes >_> togethew fail. 

Good >_< twadews in OwO the x3 fwesh, xDD set :3 this in >_> youw ^w^ painted 
xDD cwoths. UwU As many as >w< be here >_> of UwU pandew's hall, 
Your >_> eyes, half out, weep >_< out at Pandar's fall; 
Or, ^-^ if you cannyot ;;w;; weep, ÚwÚ yet ^w^ give >w< some :3 gwoans, 
^-^ Though ^.^ nyot uWu fow uWu me, ÚwÚ yet uWu fow >_> youw aching >_< bonyes. 
Bwethwen ÚwÚ and OwO sistews >_> of OwO the :33 howd-doow UwU twade, 
uWu Some two ^.^ months x3 hence my uWu wiww uWu shaww here >w< be ^.^ made. 
^w^ It shouwd >w< be nyow, uWu but UwU that my ;;w;; feaw :3 is this, 
uWu Some >_< gawwed >_> goose >_> of ;;w;; Winchestew would x3 hiss. 
;;w;; Tiww then I'll ÚwÚ sweat ÚwÚ and >w< seek about uWu fow :3 eases, 
And at UwU that UwU time UwU bequeath you my xDD diseases. Exit 

OwO THE ^.^ END 



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UwU TWEWFTH NyIGHT; :33 OW, ÚwÚ WHAT uWu YOU WILL 

uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe 



DRAMATIS ^.^ PEWSONyAE 

ORSINO, UwU Duke >_> of Illyria 
;;w;; SEBASTIAN, bwothew >_> of >_> Viowa 
;;w;; ANTONyIO, :3 a ÚwÚ sea captain, fwiend >_> of >w< Sebastian 
OwO A xDD SEA CAPTAIN, fwiend >_> of >_> Viowa 
VALENTINE, ^-^ gentweman :33 attending uWu on OwO the UwU Duke 
CURIO, ^-^ gentweman :33 attending uWu on OwO the UwU Duke 
ÚwÚ SIW >w< TOBY >w< BEWCH, uncwe >_> of x3 Owivia 
ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW xDD AGUECHEEK 
^w^ MAWVOWIO, ^.^ stewawd ^-^ to x3 Owivia 
;;w;; FABIAN, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to x3 Owivia 
FESTE, :3 a UwU cwown, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to x3 Owivia 

^-^ OWIVIA, :3 a rich ^.^ countess 
VIOLA, ^-^ sistew >_> of >w< Sebastian 
MARIA, Owivia's ^w^ waiting ^-^ woman 

>w< Wowds, ÚwÚ Pwiests, ^w^ Saiwows, UwU Officews, UwU Musicians, ÚwÚ and x3 Attendants 




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PROVIDED BY PWOJECT *looks at you* GUTENBEWG ETEXT >_< OF ^.^ IWWINyOIS UwU BENyEDICTINyE COWWEGE 
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DISTRIBUTED SO WONG :33 AS SUCH UwU COPIES UwU (1) ARE FOR YOUW >w< OW ^.^ OTHEWS 
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SCENyE: 
OwO A :33 city in >w< Iwwywia; ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu sea-coast ;;w;; nyeaw ^.^ it 



^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
The x3 DUKE'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew ORSINO, UwU Duke >_> of UwU Iwwywia, CURIO, ÚwÚ and uWu othew WOWDS; ^.^ MUSICIANS :33 attending 

ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< If music >w< be OwO the >_< food >_> of love, xDD pway OwO on, 
>w< Give me ^-^ excess >_> of it, UwU that, x3 suwfeiting, 
The :3 appetite ^-^ may >w< sicken ÚwÚ and OwO so ^-^ die. 
:33 That xDD stwain ^-^ again! ^w^ It xDD had :3 a ^.^ dying fall; 
:33 O, ^.^ it came o'ew my ear >_< wike OwO the ^w^ sweet :33 sound 
:33 That breathes x3 upon :3 a bank >_> of ^w^ viowets, 
^-^ Steawing ÚwÚ and giving :33 odouw! ^-^ Enyough, nyo ^-^ mowe; 
^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO so ^w^ sweet :3 nyow as ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >_> befowe. 
:3 O spirit >_> of love, how uWu quick ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwesh art thou! 
That, x3 nyotwithstanding >w< thy capacity 
^.^ Weceiveth as OwO the >_< sea, UwU nyought ÚwÚ entews there, 
x3 Of what ^w^ vawidity ÚwÚ and :3 pitch soe'er, 
But ^.^ fawws OwO into ^w^ abatement ÚwÚ and low x3 pwice 
>_< Even in :3 a minute. ^w^ So :33 fuww >_> of >_> shapes :3 is >w< fancy, 
:33 That ^.^ it :3 awonye :3 is UwU high fantastical. 
CURIO. uWu Wiww you >w< go UwU hunt, my UwU wowd? 
ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> What, ^.^ Cuwio? 
CURIO. The hart. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ Why, OwO so I uWu do, OwO the nyobwest UwU that I have. 
:33 O, when >_< minye eyes >_> did UwU see x3 Owivia :33 fiwst, 
uWu Methought ^.^ she purg'd OwO the ÚwÚ aiw >_> of >w< pestiwence! 
:33 That x3 instant ÚwÚ was I tuwn'd OwO into :3 a >_< hawt, 
And my desiwes, >_< wike feww ÚwÚ and x3 cwuew ^w^ hounds, 
ÚwÚ E'ew >_< since x3 puwsue >_> me. 

x3 Entew xDD VAWENTINyE 

OwO How nyow! what UwU nyews ^-^ fwom uWu hew? 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^w^ So >w< pwease my lord, I UwU might ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 admitted, 
But ^-^ fwom xDD hew ^.^ handmaid ^-^ do xDD wetuwn :3 this OwO answew: 
The element itself, ÚwÚ tiww :3 seven ;;w;; yeaws' ÚwÚ heat, 
:33 Shaww ^.^ nyot >w< behowd xDD hew ;;w;; face at uWu ampwe ÚwÚ view; 
But >_< wike :3 a ^.^ cwoistwess ^.^ she uWu wiww >_> veiwed ^-^ wawk, 
And >w< watew UwU once :3 a :3 day xDD hew ;;w;; chambew x3 wound 
x3 With eye-offending OwO bwinye; >w< aww :3 this ^-^ to season 
OwO A >_< bwothew's UwU dead love, ;;w;; which ^.^ she would ^-^ keep ^.^ fwesh 
And ÚwÚ wasting in xDD hew >_> sad remembrance. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. :33 O, ^.^ she UwU that ;;w;; hath :3 a OwO heawt >_> of UwU that fine fwame 
ÚwÚ To pay :3 this >_> debt >_> of love uWu but ^-^ to :3 a :33 bwothew, 
OwO How uWu wiww ^.^ she love when OwO the rich gowden shaft 
;;w;; Hath xDD kiww'd OwO the flock >_> of >w< aww ÚwÚ affections ewse 
:33 That live in UwU hew; when >_< wivew, ^-^ bwain, ÚwÚ and xDD heawt, 
^.^ These x3 suvweign :33 thwonyes, awe >w< aww supplied ÚwÚ and fiww'd, 
Her ^w^ sweet perfections, with ^-^ onye uWu sewf king! 
:3 Away before me ^-^ to ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ beds >_> of xDD fwow'ws: 
^-^ Wuv-thoughts lie rich when xDD canyopied with ^w^ bow'ws. 
>_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
The uWu sea-coast 

x3 Entew VIOLA, :3 a CAPTAIN, ÚwÚ and SAILORS 

VIOLA. What xDD countwy, fwiends, :3 is uWu this? 
>_< CAPTAIN. :3 This :3 is UwU Iwwywia, >_< wady. 
VIOLA. And what shouwd I ^-^ do in Illyria? 
UwU My bwothew ^.^ he :3 is in >_> Ewysium. 
:3 Pewchance ^.^ he :3 is ^.^ nyot drown'd- what ÚwÚ think you, saiwows? 
>_< CAPTAIN. ^w^ It :3 is UwU pewchance UwU that you yourself ;;w;; wewe >_> saved. 
VIOLA. :3 O my UwU poow ^-^ bwothew! ÚwÚ and OwO so UwU pewchance ^-^ may ^.^ he UwU be. 
>_< CAPTAIN. ÚwÚ Twue, UwU madam, :3 and, ^-^ to comfort you with uWu chance, 
;;w;; Assuwe OwO youwsewf, aftew ^-^ ouw ;;w;; ship >_> did >_< spwit, 
When you, ÚwÚ and x3 those UwU poow ÚwÚ nyumbew :33 saved with you, 
^w^ Hung uWu on ^-^ ouw OwO dwiving >_> boat, I ^-^ saw >_> youw :33 bwothew, 
uWu Most provident in ;;w;; pewiw, uWu bind ^-^ himsewf- 
>_< Couwage ÚwÚ and >w< hope uWu both ^w^ teaching him OwO the xDD pwactice- 
ÚwÚ To :3 a >w< stwong :33 mast UwU that uWu wiv'd x3 upon OwO the xDD sea; 
Whewe, >_< wike Arion uWu on OwO the x3 dowphin's ^w^ back, 
I ^-^ saw him howd >_> acquaintance with OwO the xDD waves 
^w^ So wong as I :33 couwd :3 see. 
VIOLA. >_< Fow ^.^ saying so, :33 thewe's >w< gowd. 
Minye >_> own escape x3 unfowdeth ^-^ to my hope, 
xDD Wheweto >w< thy OwO speech sewves uWu fow authowity, 
The >_< wike >_> of >_> him. ^w^ Knyow'st :3 thou :3 this countwy? 
>_< CAPTAIN. >w< Ay, UwU madam, ;;w;; weww; uWu fow I ÚwÚ was bwed ÚwÚ and :3 bown 
:3 Nyot three UwU houws' ^w^ twavew ^-^ fwom :3 this vewy :3 pwace. 
VIOLA. OwO Who ;;w;; guvwns hewe? 
>_< CAPTAIN. OwO A x3 nyobwe duke, in ^-^ nyatuwe as in >w< nyame. 
VIOLA. What :3 is his name? 
>_< CAPTAIN. xDD Owsinyo. 
VIOLA. Owsinyo! I ^.^ have heard my fathew name >_> him. 
ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was :3 a bachewow xDD then. 
>_< CAPTAIN. And OwO so :3 is nyow, ^w^ ow ÚwÚ was OwO so vewy >_< wate; 
>_< Fow uWu but :3 a month >_< ago I went ^-^ fwom hence, 
And then 'twas ^.^ fwesh in ^w^ muwmuw- :3 as, you >w< knyow, 
What gweat ones ^-^ do OwO the less uWu wiww pwattwe ^-^ of- 
:33 That ^.^ he >_> did >w< seek OwO the love >_> of fair x3 Owivia. 
VIOLA. What's uWu she? 
>_< CAPTAIN. OwO A ÚwÚ viwtuous ;;w;; maid, OwO the daughter >_> of :3 a ;;w;; count 
:33 That ;;w;; died >w< some twelvemonth ÚwÚ since, then ^w^ weaving xDD hew 
UwU In OwO the >w< pwotection >_> of his UwU son, xDD hew :33 bwothew, 
OwO Who :33 showtwy ÚwÚ awso ÚwÚ died; uWu fow uWu whose dear love, 
^.^ They ÚwÚ say, ^.^ she ;;w;; hath >w< abjuw'd OwO the >_> company 
And OwO sight >_> of ^-^ men. 
VIOLA. :3 O UwU that I sewv'd UwU that >w< wady, 
And UwU might ^.^ nyot >w< be UwU dewivewed ^-^ to OwO the UwU wowwd, 
;;w;; Tiww I xDD had :3 made >_< minye >_> own >w< occasion :3 mewwow, 
What my ^-^ estate ÚwÚ is! 
>_< CAPTAIN. :33 That ;;w;; wewe ^-^ hawd ^-^ to >_< compass, 
xDD Because ^.^ she uWu wiww UwU admit nyo >w< kind >_> of uWu suit- 
No, ^.^ nyot OwO the >w< Duke's. 
VIOLA. Thewe :3 is :3 a fair >_> behaviouw in ^.^ thee, Captain; 
And >w< though UwU that ^-^ nyatuwe with :3 a uWu beauteous x3 waww 
^-^ Doth ^w^ oft :33 cwose in pollution, ÚwÚ yet >_> of ÚwÚ thee 
I uWu wiww believe :3 thou x3 hast :3 a :33 mind UwU that ÚwÚ suits 
x3 With :3 this >w< thy fair ÚwÚ and >_> outwawd character. 
I ;;w;; pwithee, ÚwÚ and I'll pay ÚwÚ thee bounteously, 
>_> Conceaw me what I OwO am, ÚwÚ and >w< be my aid 
>_< Fow such disguise as uWu hapwy uWu shaww ÚwÚ become 
The fowm >_> of my intent. I'll sewve :3 this :33 duke: 
Thou ^-^ shawt ÚwÚ pwesent me as OwO an OwO eunyuch ^-^ to him; 
^w^ It ^-^ may >w< be wowth >w< thy ÚwÚ pains, uWu fow I can sing 
And speak ^-^ to him in many OwO sowts >_> of OwO music, 
:33 That uWu wiww awwow me vewy wowth his uWu sewvice. 
What ewse ^-^ may :3 hap ^-^ to UwU time I uWu wiww ;;w;; commit; 
>_> Onwy ^-^ shape :3 thou siwence ^-^ to my wit. 
>_< CAPTAIN. Be you his OwO eunyuch ÚwÚ and >_> youw ^-^ mute I'll ^w^ be; 
When my :33 tongue blabs, then let >_< minye eyes ^.^ nyot :3 see. 
VIOLA. I :3 thank thee. Lead me x3 on. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
^-^ OWIVIA'S house 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< TOBY OwO BEWCH ÚwÚ and uWu MAWIA 

ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. What :3 a pwague :3 means my niece ^-^ to UwU take OwO the death >_> of xDD hew 
bwothew ^.^ thus? I x3 am ^w^ suwe >_< cawe's OwO an enemy ^-^ to wife. 
x3 MAWIA. By my ^w^ twoth, Sir Toby, you >w< must come in >_< eawwiew o' nyights; 
>_> youw uWu cousin, my >w< wady, ^-^ takes gweat xDD exceptions ^-^ to >_> youw i-iww OwO houws. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ Why, let xDD hew ^-^ except before ^.^ excepted. 
x3 MAWIA. >w< Ay, uWu but you >w< must x3 confinye yourself within OwO the modest xDD wimits 
>_> of x3 owdew. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Confinye! I'll x3 confinye ^-^ mysewf nyo >_< finyew than I ÚwÚ am. ^.^ These 
clothes awe good enough ^-^ to dwink ÚwÚ in, ÚwÚ and OwO so >w< be ^.^ these :33 boots :33 too; 
OwO an uWu they >w< be ;;w;; nyot, let them >_> hang themsewves in theiw >_> own OwO stwaps. 
x3 MAWIA. :33 That >_< quaffing ÚwÚ and uWu dwinking uWu wiww ;;w;; undo OwO you; I heard my wady 
talk >_> of ^.^ it x3 yestewday, ÚwÚ and >_> of :3 a foowish x3 knyight UwU that you ^w^ bwought in 
^-^ onye night here ^-^ to >w< be xDD hew wooew. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :3 Who? Sir :3 Andwew :3 Aguecheek? 
x3 MAWIA. >w< Ay, ^w^ he. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >w< He's as taww :3 a man as x3 any's in ;;w;; Iwwywia. 
x3 MAWIA. What's UwU that ^-^ to th' purpose? 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he >_> has three ^w^ thousand ^w^ ducats :3 a xDD yeaw. 
x3 MAWIA. >w< Ay, uWu but :3 he'ww ^.^ have uWu but :3 a yeaw in >w< aww ^.^ these ducats; :33 he's :3 a 
vewy OwO foow ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> pwodigaw. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ;;w;; Fie UwU that ^w^ you'ww uWu say so! ÚwÚ He uWu pways o' th' xDD viow-de-gamboys, 
ÚwÚ and ^-^ speaks three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw UwU wanguages >_> wowd uWu fow >_> wowd ^-^ without book, 
ÚwÚ and ;;w;; hath >w< aww OwO the good x3 gifts >_> of ^.^ nyatuwe. 
x3 MAWIA. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :3 indeed, ^w^ awmost natural; for, >w< besides UwU that :33 he's :3 a 
fool, :33 he's :3 a gweat :33 quawwewwew; ÚwÚ and uWu but UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO the >_> gift >_> of :3 a 
cowawd ^-^ to allay OwO the ;;w;; gust ^.^ he ;;w;; hath in UwU quawwewwing, 'tis ^w^ thought 
UwU among OwO the prudent ^.^ he would >_> quickwy ^.^ have OwO the >_> gift >_> of :3 a ^-^ gwave. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. By :3 this ;;w;; hand, uWu they awe x3 scoundwews ÚwÚ and OwO subtwactows UwU that 
uWu say OwO so >_> of >_> him. OwO Who awe OwO they? 
x3 MAWIA. ^.^ They UwU that >w< add, x3 moweuvw, :33 he's dwunk ^w^ nyightwy in >_> youw :33 company. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. x3 With uWu dwinking heawths ^-^ to my ^w^ nyiece; I'll dwink ^-^ to xDD hew as 
wong as there :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ passage in my ^w^ thwoat ÚwÚ and dwink in ;;w;; Iwwywia. 
>w< He's :3 a cowawd ÚwÚ and :3 a coystrill UwU that uWu wiww ^.^ nyot dwink ^-^ to my niece 
ÚwÚ tiww his >w< bwains xDD tuwn o' th' >_> toe >_< wike :3 a parish-top. >_> What, >_< wench! 
^-^ Castiwianyo vuwgo! uWu fow here comes Sir :3 Andwew Agueface. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW xDD AGUECHEEK 

^-^ AGUECHEEK. Sir Toby Belch! OwO How nyow, Sir Toby Belch! 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^.^ Sweet Sir Andwew! 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. ^w^ Bwess you, fair xDD shwew. 
x3 MAWIA. And you UwU too, sir. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >w< Accost, Sir Andrew, x3 accost. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. What's ÚwÚ that? 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. UwU My nyiece's UwU chambewmaid. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. Good ^w^ Mistwess >w< Accost, I desiwe better :33 acquaintance. 
x3 MAWIA. UwU My name :3 is Mary, sir. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. Good ^w^ Mistwess uWu Mawy :33 Accost- 
ÚwÚ SIW UwU Toby. You mistake, uWu knyight. 'Accost' :3 is xDD fwont UwU hew, board UwU hew, 
^w^ woo UwU hew, assail :3 hew. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. By my ^w^ twoth, I would ^.^ nyot >_< undewtake xDD hew in :3 this :33 company. 
^-^ Is UwU that OwO the meaning >_> of >w< 'accost'? 
x3 MAWIA. Fawe you well, >_< gentwemen. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. An :3 thou let part so, Sir Andrew, would :3 thou x3 mightst never 
dwaw >_< swowd ^-^ again! 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. An you part so, mistress, I would I UwU might never dwaw 
>_< swowd again. ^-^ Faiw >w< wady, ^-^ do you ÚwÚ think you ^.^ have fools in ^.^ hand? 
x3 MAWIA. >_> Siw, I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot you uWu by th' hand. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. x3 Mawwy, uWu but you uWu shaww ^.^ have; ÚwÚ and >w< hewe's my hand. 
x3 MAWIA. Nyow, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ thought :3 is xDD fwee. I pray you, bwing >_> youw hand ^-^ to 
th' buttry-bar ÚwÚ and let ^.^ it drink. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. Wherefore, sweetheawt? What's >_> youw metaphor? 
x3 MAWIA. ÚwÚ It's >_> dwy, sir. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. ÚwÚ Why, I ÚwÚ think >w< so; I x3 am ^.^ nyot such OwO an ;;w;; ass uWu but I can ^-^ keep my 
hand dry. But ^w^ what's >_> youw jest? 
x3 MAWIA. OwO A OwO dwy >w< jest, sir. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. uWu Awe you :33 fuww >_> of >w< them? 
x3 MAWIA. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, I ^.^ have them at my fingers' ;;w;; ends; >w< mawwy, :3 nyow I let 
>w< go >_> youw ;;w;; hand, I x3 am UwU bawwen. Exit uWu MAWIA 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :3 O :3 knyight, :3 thou ^w^ wack'st :3 a ^w^ cup >_> of canyawy! When >_> did I UwU see 
ÚwÚ thee OwO so >w< put :33 down? 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. uWu Nyevew in >_> youw xDD wife, I think; unwess you UwU see x3 canyawy >w< put 
me down. x3 Methinks ^.^ sometimes I ^.^ have nyo ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ wit than :3 a ÚwÚ Chwistian 
^w^ ow OwO an ordinary man :33 has; uWu but I x3 am gweat ^-^ eatew >_> of ^w^ beef, ÚwÚ and I 
believe UwU that OwO does harm ^-^ to my wit. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :3 Nyo :33 question. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. An I ^w^ thought UwU that, :3 I'd forswear it. I'll ride UwU home 
to-morrow, Sir UwU Toby. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Pouwquoi, my dear knyight? 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. What :3 is 'pourquoi'- ^-^ do ^w^ ow ^.^ nyot x3 do? I would I xDD had bestowed 
UwU that UwU time in OwO the ^.^ tongues UwU that I ^.^ have in fencing, uWu dancing, ÚwÚ and 
OwO beaw-baiting. >_> Oh, xDD had I uWu but ^-^ fowwowed OwO the arts! 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ;;w;; Then xDD hadst :3 thou xDD had OwO an excellent head >_> of haiw. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. ÚwÚ Why, would UwU that ^.^ have >_> mended my haiw? 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_< Past ÚwÚ question; uWu fow :3 thou >w< seest ^.^ it uWu wiww ^.^ nyot c-cuww uWu by ^.^ nyatuwe. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. But ^.^ it >_< becomes me ;;w;; weww enyough, does't not? 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO Excewwent; ^.^ it OwO hangs >_< wike ^.^ fwax uWu on :3 a :3 distaff, ÚwÚ and I >w< hope ^-^ to 
UwU see :3 a huswife UwU take ÚwÚ thee :3 between xDD hew >w< wegs ÚwÚ and >_< spin ^.^ it UwU off. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. OwO Faith, I'll UwU home to-morrow, Sir UwU Toby. Your niece uWu wiww 
^.^ nyot >w< be ^.^ seen, ^w^ ow ^-^ if ^.^ she ^.^ be, >w< it's ;;w;; fouw ^-^ to ^-^ onye she'll UwU nyonye >_> of me; 
OwO the UwU Count ^-^ himsewf here ^-^ hawd uWu by woos :3 hew. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >w< She'ww UwU nyonye o' th' Count; she'll ^.^ nyot ^-^ match :33 abuv xDD hew 
UwU degwee, neither in ^w^ estate, yeaws, :3 nyow >_> wit; I ^.^ have heard xDD hew 
:33 sweaw't. UwU Tut, :33 thewe's life ^w^ in't, xDD man. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. I'll stay :3 a month longer. I x3 am :3 a :3 fewwow o' th' strangest 
:33 mind >w< i' th' ;;w;; wowwd; I dewight in masques ÚwÚ and >_> wevews ^.^ sometimes 
ÚwÚ awtogethew. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Awt :3 thou good at ^.^ these kickshawses, knyight? 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. UwU As ^-^ any man in UwU Iwwywia, >_> whatsoevew ^.^ he ^.^ be, uWu undew OwO the 
degree >_> of my ÚwÚ bettews; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot compawe with OwO an ^.^ owd xDD man. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. What :3 is >w< thy :33 excewwence in :3 a gawwiawd, knyight? 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. OwO Faith, I can ÚwÚ cut :3 a OwO capew. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. And I can ÚwÚ cut OwO the ^w^ mutton to't. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. And I ÚwÚ think I ^.^ have OwO the x3 back-twick >_> simpwy as >w< stwong as 
^-^ any man in ;;w;; Iwwywia. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >w< Whewefowe awe ^.^ these >w< things ;;w;; hid? >w< Whewefowe ^.^ have ^.^ these 
x3 gifts :3 a OwO cuwtain before ;;w;; 'em? uWu Awe uWu they >_< wike ^-^ to UwU take xDD dust, >_< wike 
^w^ Mistwess Mall's pictuwe? UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou ^.^ nyot >w< go ^-^ to church in :3 a 
galliard ÚwÚ and come UwU home in :3 a x3 cowanto? UwU My vewy ÚwÚ wawk shouwd >w< be :3 a 
jig; I would ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much as ^-^ make >w< watew uWu but in :3 a >_> sink-a-pace. What 
OwO dost :3 thou ÚwÚ mean? ^-^ Is ^.^ it :3 a x3 wowwd ^-^ to hide viwtues OwO in? I >_> did xDD think, uWu by 
OwO the excellent constitution >_> of >w< thy :33 weg, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was form'd uWu undew OwO the 
star >_> of :3 a >_> gawwiawd. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. >w< Ay, 'tis ^w^ stwong, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it OwO does indifferent ;;w;; weww in 
>w< fwame-cowouw'd :33 stock. :33 Shaww ^-^ we xDD set about >w< some ^w^ wevews? 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. What uWu shaww ^-^ we ^-^ do xDD ewse? Were ^-^ we ^.^ nyot :3 bown uWu undew ^-^ Tauwus? 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. ^-^ Tauwus? ^.^ That's ^-^ sides ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ heawt. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. No, siw; ^.^ it :3 is >w< wegs ÚwÚ and >_> thighs. >_> Wet me UwU see OwO the OwO capew. Ha, 
ÚwÚ highew! Ha, xDD ha, ^-^ excewwent! >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
The x3 DUKE'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew VALENTINE, ÚwÚ and VIOWA in ÚwÚ man's >_< attiwe 

;;w;; VAWENTINyE. >w< If OwO the UwU Duke continue ^.^ these favouws towards you, Cesawio, 
you awe >_< wike ^-^ to >w< be >w< much >_> advanc'd; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath OwO knyown you uWu but three 
OwO days, ÚwÚ and already you awe nyo >w< stwangew. 
VIOLA. You ;;w;; eithew ;;w;; feaw his humouw ^w^ ow my nyegwigence, UwU that you caww 
in xDD question OwO the UwU continyuance >_> of his wuv. ^-^ Is ^.^ he >w< inconstant, ;;w;; siw, 
in his OwO favouws? 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. No, believe >_> me. 

x3 Entew ;;w;; DUKE, CURIO, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ATTENDANTS 

VIOLA. I :3 thank you. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the Count. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO Who ^-^ saw Cesawio, ho? 
VIOLA. uWu On >_> youw :3 attendance, my lord, here. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Stand you :3 awhiwe aloof. Cesawio, 
Thou uWu knyow'st nyo less uWu but uWu aww; I ^.^ have UwU uncwasp'd 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ thee OwO the book x3 even >_> of my >w< secwet ÚwÚ souw. 
:33 Thewefowe, good youth, OwO addwess >w< thy ^-^ gait x3 unto UwU hew; 
Be ^.^ nyot ;;w;; denyied >w< access, ^.^ stand at xDD hew doors, 
And tell them there >w< thy uWu fixed foot uWu shaww gwow 
;;w;; Tiww :3 thou ^.^ have uWu audience. 
VIOLA. Suwe, my x3 nyobwe lord, 
>w< If ^.^ she >w< be OwO so OwO abandon'd ^-^ to xDD hew UwU sowwow 
UwU As ^.^ it :3 is spoke, ^.^ she never uWu wiww UwU admit >_> me. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Be >_< cwamowous ÚwÚ and :33 weap >w< aww civil >w< bounds, 
>_< Wathew than ^-^ make ÚwÚ unpwofited ^w^ wetuwn. 
VIOLA. Say I ^-^ do speak with UwU hew, my lord, what ^.^ then? 
ÚwÚ DUKE. :33 O, then ^-^ unfowd OwO the passion >_> of my love, 
UwU Suwpwise xDD hew with :3 discouwse >_> of my dear faith! 
^w^ It uWu shaww ÚwÚ become ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww ^-^ to ^.^ act my OwO woes: 
She uWu wiww ^.^ attend ^.^ it better in >w< thy xDD youth 
>w< Than in :3 a >_> nyuncio's >_> of ^-^ mowe grave ÚwÚ aspect. 
VIOLA. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ nyot so, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU Deaw >_> wad, believe it, 
>_< Fow uWu they uWu shaww ÚwÚ yet bewie >w< thy x3 happy years 
:33 That uWu say :3 thou art :3 a ÚwÚ man: >_> Dianya's x3 wip 
^-^ Is ^.^ nyot ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ smooth ÚwÚ and uWu wubious; >w< thy small pipe 
^-^ Is as OwO the maiden's ^-^ owgan, shrill ÚwÚ and ^w^ sound, 
And >w< aww :3 is semblative :3 a :3 woman's pawt. 
I xDD knyow >w< thy constewwation :3 is ^.^ wight :3 apt 
>_< Fow :3 this affair. uWu Some ;;w;; fouw ^w^ ow five ^.^ attend x3 him- 
Aww, ^-^ if you wiww, uWu fow I ^-^ mysewf x3 am :33 best 
When :33 weast in :33 company. Pwospew ;;w;; weww in this, 
And :3 thou ^-^ shawt live as ^-^ fweewy as >w< thy lord 
ÚwÚ To caww his :3 fowtunyes >w< thinye. 
VIOLA. I'll ^-^ do my :33 best 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ woo >_> youw >_< wady. ^-^ [Aside] xDD Yet, :3 a barful stwife! 
>_> Whoe'ew I woo, ^-^ mysewf would >w< be his wife. 




^-^ SCENyE :3 V. 
^-^ OWIVIA'S house 

x3 Entew uWu MAWIA ÚwÚ and :3 CWOWN 

x3 MAWIA. ;;w;; Nyay, ;;w;; eithew tell me xDD whewe :3 thou x3 hast :3 been, ^w^ ow I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot open 
my lips OwO so ^-^ wide as :3 a >_< bwistwe ^-^ may ÚwÚ entew in uWu way >_> of >w< thy ;;w;; excuse; my 
wady uWu wiww >_> hang ÚwÚ thee uWu fow >w< thy x3 absence. 
CLOWN. >_> Wet xDD hew >_> hang >_> me. ÚwÚ He UwU that :3 is ;;w;; weww ;;w;; hang'd in :3 this x3 wowwd ^.^ nyeeds 
^-^ to ;;w;; feaw nyo colours. 
x3 MAWIA. UwU Make UwU that :33 good. 
CLOWN. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww UwU see UwU nyonye ^-^ to fear. 
x3 MAWIA. OwO A good lenten >w< answew. I can tell ÚwÚ thee xDD whewe UwU that ^.^ saying ÚwÚ was 
:33 bown, >_> of OwO 'I ;;w;; feaw nyo cowouws.' 
CLOWN. Whewe, good ^w^ Mistwess ^.^ Mawy? 
x3 MAWIA. UwU In OwO the ÚwÚ waws; ÚwÚ and UwU that ^-^ may you >w< be bowd ^-^ to uWu say in >_> youw 
xDD foowewy. 
CLOWN. Weww, :3 God ^w^ give them OwO wisdom UwU that ^.^ have xDD it; ÚwÚ and x3 those UwU that awe 
fools, let them ;;w;; use theiw talents. 
x3 MAWIA. >_> Yet you uWu wiww >w< be ;;w;; hang'd uWu fow being OwO so wong absent; ^w^ ow ^-^ to >w< be 
tuwn'd ^.^ away- :3 is ^.^ nyot UwU that as good as :3 a :33 hanging ^-^ to you? 
CLOWN. >_> Many :3 a good :33 hanging UwU pwevents :3 a OwO bad marriage; ÚwÚ and uWu fow UwU tuwnying 
^w^ away, let uWu summew bear ^.^ it >_< out. 
x3 MAWIA. You awe resolute, ^.^ then? 
CLOWN. :3 Nyot so, neither; uWu but I x3 am resolv'd uWu on two >_> points. 
x3 MAWIA. :33 That ^-^ if ^-^ onye bweak, OwO the uWu othew uWu wiww howd; ^w^ ow ^-^ if uWu both bweak, 
>_> youw x3 gaskins OwO faww. 
CLOWN. ^.^ Apt, in good :33 faith, vewy apt! Weww, >w< go >w< thy OwO way; ^-^ if Sir Toby 
would xDD weave ^.^ dwinking, :3 thou ^w^ wewt as ^w^ witty :3 a piece >_> of >w< Eve's ^.^ fwesh 
as ^-^ any in ;;w;; Iwwywia. 
x3 MAWIA. Peace, you wogue, nyo ^-^ mowe o' ;;w;; that. ;;w;; Hewe comes my >_< wady. UwU Make 
>_> youw ;;w;; excuse ^w^ wisewy, you ;;w;; wewe >_> best. Exit 

x3 Entew >_> OWIVIA ÚwÚ and MAWVOWIO 

CLOWN. >_< Wit, ^w^ an't >w< be >w< thy wiww, >w< put me OwO into good fooling! Those xDD wits 
UwU that ÚwÚ think uWu they ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee ^-^ do vewy ^w^ oft ^w^ pwuv foows; ÚwÚ and I UwU that x3 am 
^w^ suwe I wack ÚwÚ thee ^-^ may xDD pass uWu fow :3 a xDD wise xDD man. >_< Fow what :33 says 
Quinapalus? x3 'Bettew :3 a ^w^ witty OwO foow than :3 a foowish ^-^ wit.' :3 God bless 
^.^ thee, ^-^ wady! 
OWIVIA. ;;w;; Take OwO the OwO foow >_> away. 
CLOWN. Do you ^.^ nyot OwO heaw, fellows? ;;w;; Take away OwO the >_< wady. 
OWIVIA. uWu Go ^.^ to, >_< y'awe :3 a OwO dwy OwO foow; I'll nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of you. UwU Besides, you 
gwow dishonest. 
CLOWN. >w< Two fauwts, ÚwÚ madonnya, UwU that dwink ÚwÚ and good counsew uWu wiww >_> amend; 
uWu fow ^w^ give OwO the OwO dwy OwO foow x3 dwink, then :3 is OwO the OwO foow ^.^ nyot dry. UwU Bid OwO the 
>_< dishonyest man OwO mend himself: ^-^ if ^.^ he ÚwÚ mend, ^.^ he :3 is nyo ÚwÚ wongew 
dishonyest; ^-^ if ^.^ he :33 cannyot, let OwO the botchew OwO mend >_> him. OwO Anything 
that's >_> mended :3 is uWu but patch'd; :3 viwtue UwU that twansgwesses :3 is uWu but 
:33 patch'd with uWu sin, ÚwÚ and xDD sin UwU that amends :3 is uWu but :33 patch'd with ;;w;; viwtue. 
>w< If UwU that :3 this ÚwÚ simpwe >_> sywwogism uWu wiww serve, >w< so; ^-^ if ^.^ it uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, 
what remedy? UwU As there :3 is nyo OwO twue uWu cuckowd uWu but calamity, OwO so 
beauty's :3 a OwO fwowew. The wady bade UwU take away OwO the OwO foow; ^.^ thewefowe, I 
uWu say uWu again, UwU take xDD hew >_> away. 
OWIVIA. >_> Siw, I bade them UwU take away you. 
CLOWN. Mispwision in OwO the OwO highest degwee! Lady, UwU 'Cucuwwus nyon ^.^ facit 
>w< monyachum'; that's as >w< much ^-^ to uWu say as I wear ^.^ nyot motwey in my 
x3 bwain. Good ÚwÚ madonnya, ^w^ give me xDD weave ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv you :3 a >_> foow. 
OWIVIA. ^w^ Can you ^-^ do it? 
CLOWN. >_< Dextewiouswy, good :3 madonnya. 
OWIVIA. UwU Make >_> youw proof. 
CLOWN. I >w< must catechize you uWu fow it, :3 madonnya. 
Good my xDD mouse >_> of uWu viwtue, ÚwÚ answew >_> me. 
OWIVIA. Weww, ;;w;; siw, uWu fow UwU want >_> of uWu othew ;;w;; idwenyess, I'll xDD bide >_> youw 
proof. 
CLOWN. Good ÚwÚ madonnya, x3 why mouwn'st thou? 
OWIVIA. Good fool, uWu fow my >_< bwothew's :33 death. 
CLOWN. I ÚwÚ think his ^w^ souw :3 is in >_< heww, :3 madonnya. 
OWIVIA. I xDD knyow his ^w^ souw :3 is in UwU heaven, >_> foow. 
CLOWN. The ^-^ mowe fool, ÚwÚ madonnya, ^-^ to mourn uWu fow >_> youw >_< bwothew's ^w^ souw 
being in >_< heaven. ;;w;; Take away OwO the fool, >_< gentwemen. 
OWIVIA. What ÚwÚ think you >_> of :3 this fool, Malvolio? ^-^ Doth ^.^ he ^.^ nyot :33 mend? 
MAWVOWIO. x3 Yes, ÚwÚ and uWu shaww uWu do, ÚwÚ tiww OwO the >w< pangs >_> of death >_< shake >_> him. 
Infirmity, UwU that :33 decays OwO the ÚwÚ wise, doth >w< evew ^-^ make OwO the better >_> foow. 
CLOWN. :3 God ^-^ send you, ;;w;; siw, :3 a :3 speedy infirmity, uWu fow OwO the better 
>_< incweasing >_> youw uWu fowwy! Sir Toby uWu wiww >w< be sworn UwU that I x3 am nyo fox; 
uWu but ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot xDD pass his >_> wowd uWu fow x3 twopence UwU that you awe nyo >_> foow. 
OWIVIA. OwO How uWu say you ^-^ to UwU that, Malvolio? 
MAWVOWIO. I x3 mawvew >_> youw ladyship ^-^ takes dewight in such :3 a xDD bawwen 
:33 wascaw; I ^-^ saw him >w< put ;;w;; down OwO the uWu othew :3 day with OwO an ordinary OwO foow 
UwU that >_> has nyo ^-^ mowe bwain than :3 a >_> stonye. Wook you nyow, :33 he's >_< out >_> of 
his guawd ;;w;; awweady; unwess you waugh ÚwÚ and >_< minyistew >w< occasion ^-^ to ^w^ him, 
^.^ he :3 is gagg'd. I uWu pwotest I UwU take ^.^ these xDD wise x3 men UwU that crow OwO so at 
^.^ these xDD set >w< kind >_> of fools nyo better than OwO the >_< foows' zanies. 
OWIVIA. :33 O, you awe uWu sick >_> of x3 sewf-wuv, >_< Mawvowio, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ taste with :3 a 
distempew'd appetite. ÚwÚ To >w< be x3 genyewous, >_> guiwtwess, ÚwÚ and >_> of free 
>_> disposition, :3 is ^-^ to UwU take x3 those >w< things uWu fow bird-bolts UwU that you ^.^ deem 
UwU cannyon bullets. Thewe :3 is nyo :3 swandew in OwO an >_< awwow'd fool, >w< though ^.^ he 
^-^ do nyothing uWu but UwU waiw; :3 nyow nyo >_> waiwing in OwO knyown >w< discweet man, >w< though 
^.^ he ^-^ do nyothing uWu but >_< wepwuv. 
CLOWN. Nyow >_> Mewcuwy >w< endue ÚwÚ thee with UwU weasing, uWu fow :3 thou OwO speak'st ;;w;; weww 
>_> of fools! 

;;w;; We-entew uWu MAWIA 

x3 MAWIA. ^w^ Madam, there :3 is at OwO the xDD gate :3 a x3 young ^-^ gentweman >w< much desires 
^-^ to speak with you. 
OWIVIA. From OwO the UwU Count ^.^ Owsinyo, :3 is it? 
x3 MAWIA. I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ madam; 'tis :3 a fair x3 young man, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww ;;w;; attended. 
OWIVIA. OwO Who >_> of my ^w^ peopwe howd him in >_> deway? 
x3 MAWIA. Sir Toby, UwU madam, >_> youw :3 kinsman. 
OWIVIA. x3 Fetch him OwO off, I pray OwO you; ^.^ he ^-^ speaks nyothing uWu but madman. 
;;w;; Fie uWu on :3 him! xDD [Exit ÚwÚ MAWIA] uWu Go you, ;;w;; Mawvowio: ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be :3 a suit ^-^ fwom 
OwO the >w< Count, I x3 am >_< sick, ^w^ ow ^.^ nyot at >_> home- what you uWu wiww ^-^ to UwU dismiss 
it. xDD [Exit MALVOLIO] Nyow you >_> see, ;;w;; siw, how >_> youw OwO foowing grows >_> owd, 
ÚwÚ and ^w^ peopwe :33 diswike it. 
CLOWN. Thou x3 hast xDD spoke uWu fow >w< us, ÚwÚ madonnya, as ^-^ if >w< thy ewdest :3 son shouwd 
>w< be :3 a OwO foow; uWu whose x3 skuww OwO Juv uWu cwam with brains! uWu Fow- here ^.^ he >_< comes- 
^-^ onye >_> of >w< thy uWu kin >_> has :3 a UwU most uWu weak :3 pia matew. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< TOBY 

OWIVIA. By >_< minye xDD honyouw, half >w< dwunk! What :3 is ^.^ he at OwO the gate, ^-^ cousin? 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO A gentleman. 
OWIVIA. OwO A gentweman! What gentweman? 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a ^-^ gentweman here. ÚwÚ [Hiccups] OwO A pwague o' ^.^ these 
pickwe-hewwing! OwO How nyow, >_< sot! 
CLOWN. Good Sir ÚwÚ Toby! 
OWIVIA. uWu Cousin, uWu cousin, how ^.^ have you come OwO so >_< eawwy uWu by :3 this 
lethargy? 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. xDD Wechewy! I :33 defy uWu wechewy. There's ^-^ onye at OwO the ;;w;; gate. 
OWIVIA. >w< Ay, uWu mawwy; what :3 is x3 he? 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_> Wet him >w< be OwO the ^w^ deviw OwO an ^.^ he wiww, I cawe not; ^w^ give me 
:33 faith, uWu say :3 I. Weww, >w< it's >w< aww ^w^ onye. Exit 
OWIVIA. What's :3 a drunken man ^-^ wike, xDD foow? 
CLOWN. ;;w;; Wike :3 a ÚwÚ dwown'd man, :3 a fool, ÚwÚ and :3 a UwU madman: ^-^ onye :3 dwaught :33 abuv 
heat makes him :3 a OwO foow; OwO the uWu second ^.^ mads him; ÚwÚ and :3 a third drowns 
>_> him. 
OWIVIA. uWu Go :3 thou ÚwÚ and >w< seek OwO the :3 cwownyew, ÚwÚ and let him ^-^ sit o' my ^w^ coz; 
uWu fow :33 he's in OwO the third degree >_> of x3 dwink, :33 he's ^-^ dwown'd; >w< go ÚwÚ wook 
aftew >_> him. 
CLOWN. ÚwÚ He :3 is uWu but mad >_> yet, ÚwÚ madonnya, ÚwÚ and OwO the OwO foow uWu shaww ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to OwO the 
madman. Exit 

;;w;; We-entew MAWVOWIO 

MAWVOWIO. ^w^ Madam, yond x3 young :3 fewwow >_< sweaws ^.^ he uWu wiww speak with you. I 
told him you ;;w;; wewe uWu sick; ^.^ he ^-^ takes uWu on him ^-^ to undewstand OwO so xDD much, 
ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe comes ^-^ to speak with you. I told him you ;;w;; wewe 
asleep; ^.^ he uWu seems ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 a foweknyowwedge >_> of UwU that UwU too, ÚwÚ and 
OwO thewefowe comes ^-^ to speak with you. What :3 is ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ said ^-^ to ^w^ him, 
>w< wady? >w< He's fortified x3 against ^-^ any >_< denyiaw. 
OWIVIA. >_> Teww him ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot speak with >_> me. 
MAWVOWIO. xDD Has >_< been told >w< so; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :33 says :3 he'ww ^.^ stand at >_> youw xDD doow 
>_< wike :3 a ^.^ shewiff's uWu post, ÚwÚ and >w< be OwO the supporter ^-^ to :3 a :33 bench, uWu but :3 he'ww 
speak with you. 
OWIVIA. What >w< kind o' man :3 is x3 he? 
MAWVOWIO. ÚwÚ Why, >_> of ^.^ mankind. 
OWIVIA. What manner >_> of man? 
MAWVOWIO. x3 Of vewy i-iww :33 mannyew; :3 he'ww speak with you, uWu wiww you ^w^ ow nyo. 
OWIVIA. x3 Of what personage ÚwÚ and years :3 is x3 he? 
MAWVOWIO. :3 Nyot ÚwÚ yet ^.^ owd enough uWu fow :3 a man, :3 nyow x3 young enough uWu fow :3 a >w< boy; 
as :3 a squash :3 is before 'tis :3 a peascod, ^w^ ow :3 a ^-^ codwing when 'tis 
^w^ awmost OwO an OwO appwe; 'tis with him in standing ^w^ watew, :3 between :3 boy ÚwÚ and 
xDD man. ÚwÚ He :3 is vewy ^-^ weww-favouw'd, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ^-^ speaks vewy shwewishwy; ^-^ onye 
would ÚwÚ think his >_> mothew's >_< miwk ;;w;; wewe scarce >_< out >_> of >_> him. 
OWIVIA. >_> Wet him appwoach. ^-^ Caww in my gentwewoman. 
MAWVOWIO. :33 Gentwewoman, my wady UwU cawws. Exit 

;;w;; We-entew uWu MAWIA 

OWIVIA. >w< Give me my >_> veiw; xDD come, thwow ^.^ it o'ew my ^.^ face; 
>w< We'ww UwU once ^-^ mowe hear Owsinyo's embassy. 

x3 Entew VIOWA 

VIOLA. The honyouwabwe wady >_> of OwO the OwO house, ;;w;; which :3 is uWu she? 
OWIVIA. ^w^ Speak ^-^ to me; I uWu shaww ÚwÚ answew uWu fow :3 hew. Your x3 wiww? 
VIOLA. uWu Most uWu wadiant, ^.^ exquisite, ÚwÚ and unmatchable ÚwÚ beauty- I pray you 
tell me ^-^ if :3 this >w< be OwO the wady >_> of OwO the OwO house, uWu fow I never ^-^ saw :3 hew. I 
would >w< be loath ^-^ to UwU cast away my :3 speech; for, >w< besides UwU that ^.^ it :3 is 
uWu excewwentwy ;;w;; weww :33 penn'd, I ^.^ have :3 taken gweat x3 pains ^-^ to UwU con it. Good 
OwO beauties, let me sustain nyo UwU scown; I x3 am vewy ;;w;; comptibwe, x3 even ^-^ to 
OwO the :33 weast sinister UwU usage. 
OWIVIA. >_> Whence came you, sir? 
VIOLA. I can uWu say wittwe ^-^ mowe than I ^.^ have ^w^ studied, ÚwÚ and UwU that 
ÚwÚ question's >_< out >_> of my pawt. Good gentwe one, ^w^ give me modest 
assuwance ^-^ if you >w< be OwO the wady >_> of OwO the OwO house, UwU that I ^-^ may :33 pwoceed in 
my xDD speech. 
OWIVIA. uWu Awe you :3 a comedian? 
VIOLA. No, my :3 pwofound >_> heawt; ÚwÚ and >_> yet, uWu by OwO the vewy :3 fangs >_> of ;;w;; mawice 
I sweaw, I x3 am ^.^ nyot UwU that I play. uWu Awe you OwO the wady >_> of OwO the >w< house? 
OWIVIA. >w< If I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot usurp ÚwÚ mysewf, I ÚwÚ am. 
VIOLA. uWu Most ^w^ cewtain, ^-^ if you awe :33 she, you ^-^ do usurp yourself; uWu fow 
what :3 is x3 youws ^-^ to bestow :3 is ^.^ nyot x3 youws ^-^ to :33 wesewve. But :3 this :3 is ^-^ fwom 
my commission. I uWu wiww uWu on with my OwO speech in >_> youw :33 pwaise, ÚwÚ and then 
show you OwO the OwO heawt >_> of my message. 
OWIVIA. Come ^-^ to what :3 is ÚwÚ impowtant >w< in't. I forgive you OwO the :3 pwaise. 
VIOLA. ^.^ Awas, I took gweat x3 pains ^-^ to study it, ÚwÚ and 'tis >w< poeticaw. 
OWIVIA. ^w^ It :3 is OwO the ^-^ mowe >_< wike ^-^ to >w< be feignyed; I pray you ^-^ keep ^.^ it in. I 
heard you ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; saucy at my ^.^ gates, ÚwÚ and >_< awwow'd >_> youw xDD appwoach 
wathew ^-^ to wonder at you than ^-^ to hear you. >w< If you >w< be ^.^ nyot >_< mad, >w< be 
gone; ^-^ if you ^.^ have reason, >w< be x3 bwief; 'tis ^.^ nyot UwU that UwU time >_> of ^-^ moon 
with me ^-^ to ^-^ make ^-^ onye in OwO so >_> skipping >_> diawogue. 
x3 MAWIA. uWu Wiww you hoist >_> saiw, sir? ;;w;; Hewe :3 wies >_> youw way. 
VIOLA. No, good swabber, I x3 am ^-^ to huww here :3 a wittwe longer. 
uWu Some mowwification uWu fow >_> youw >_> giant, ^w^ sweet >_< wady. 
OWIVIA. >_> Teww me >_> youw mind. 
VIOLA. I x3 am :3 a messenger. 
OWIVIA. Suwe, you ^.^ have >w< some hideous matter ^-^ to ÚwÚ dewivew, when OwO the 
couwtesy >_> of ^.^ it :3 is OwO so uWu feawfuw. ^w^ Speak >_> youw :33 office. 
VIOLA. ^w^ It :3 awonye UwU concewns >_> youw OwO eaw. I bwing nyo overture >_> of war, nyo 
OwO taxation >_> of homage: I howd OwO the owive in my >w< hand; my uWu wowds awe as 
:33 fuww >_> of xDD peace as OwO mattew. 
OWIVIA. >_> Yet you >_< began ÚwÚ wudewy. What awe you? What would you? 
VIOLA. The wudenyess UwU that ;;w;; hath appeaw'd in me ^.^ have I ^w^ weawn'd ^-^ fwom my 
entewtainment. What I x3 am ÚwÚ and what I would awe as >w< secwet as 
maidenhead- ^-^ to >_> youw >_> caws, divinity; ^-^ to ^-^ any other's, profanation. 
OWIVIA. >w< Give OwO us OwO the place alone; ^-^ we uWu wiww hear :3 this x3 divinyity. 
[Exeunt uWu MAWIA ÚwÚ and ATTENDANTS] Nyow, ;;w;; siw, what :3 is >_> youw >w< text? 
VIOLA. uWu Most ^w^ sweet uWu wady- 
OWIVIA. OwO A comfortable :3 doctwinye, ÚwÚ and >w< much ^-^ may >w< be ^w^ said >_> of it. 
:3 Whewe :3 wies >_> youw >w< text? 
VIOLA. UwU In Owsinyo's >_< bosom. 
OWIVIA. UwU In his ^.^ bosom! UwU In what x3 chaptew >_> of his ^w^ bosom? 
VIOLA. ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ answew uWu by OwO the ^w^ method: in OwO the ^.^ fiwst >_> of his ÚwÚ heawt. 
OWIVIA. :33 O, I ^.^ have ;;w;; wead xDD it; ^.^ it :3 is OwO hewesy. >_< Have you nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to ^w^ say? 
VIOLA. Good UwU madam, let me UwU see >_> youw face. 
OWIVIA. >_< Have you ^-^ any :33 commission ^-^ fwom >_> youw lord ^-^ to nyegotiate with my 
face? You awe :3 nyow >_< out >_> of >_> youw xDD text; uWu but ^-^ we uWu wiww dwaw OwO the OwO cuwtain 
ÚwÚ and show you OwO the >_< pictuwe. :33 [Unveiwing] Wook you, ;;w;; siw, such :3 a ^-^ onye I 
ÚwÚ was :3 this pwesent. :3 Is't ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weww ;;w;; donye? 
VIOLA. Excellently >_< donye, ^-^ if :3 God >_> did all. 
OWIVIA. ^.^ 'Tis in ÚwÚ gwain, siw; 'twill >_> enduwe ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and UwU weathew. 
VIOLA. ^.^ 'Tis x3 beauty ^.^ twuwy OwO bwent, uWu whose wed ÚwÚ and >_> white 
x3 Nyatuwe's >_> own ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ cunnying hand >_> waid x3 on. 
Lady, you awe OwO the cwueww'st ^.^ she alive, 
>w< If you uWu wiww ;;w;; wead ^.^ these gwaces ^-^ to OwO the :33 gwave, 
And xDD weave OwO the x3 wowwd nyo uWu copy. 
OWIVIA. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO so :33 hawd-heawted; I uWu wiww ^w^ give >_< out 
divews schedules >_> of my ^w^ beauty. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be inventoried, ÚwÚ and every 
^-^ pawticwe ÚwÚ and >w< utensiw wabeww'd ^-^ to my wiww: x3 as- >_< item, two lips 
indifferent OwO wed; >_< item, two :3 gwey eyes with >_< wids ^-^ to them; >_< item, ^-^ onye 
neck, ^-^ onye ^.^ chin, ÚwÚ and OwO so fowth. Were you x3 sent UwU hithew ^-^ to UwU pwaise x3 me? 
VIOLA. I UwU see you what you UwU awe: you awe xDD too uWu pwoud; 
But, ^-^ if you ;;w;; wewe OwO the x3 deviw, you awe x3 faiw. 
UwU My lord ÚwÚ and ^w^ mastew loves :3 you- :33 O, such love 
Could >w< be uWu but UwU wecompens'd >w< though you ;;w;; wewe xDD cwown'd 
The nonpareil >_> of uWu beauty! 
OWIVIA. OwO How OwO does ^.^ he love x3 me? 
VIOLA. x3 With ;;w;; adowations, :33 fewtiwe >_< teaws, 
x3 With groans UwU that thundew love, with sighs >_> of >w< fiwe. 
OWIVIA. Your lord OwO does xDD knyow my mind; I cannyot love >_> him. 
>_> Yet I suppose him viwtuous, xDD knyow him noble, 
x3 Of gweat ^w^ estate, >_> of ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and stainless youth; 
UwU In OwO voices ;;w;; weww divulg'd, ^.^ fwee, ^.^ weawn'd, ÚwÚ and :3 vawiant, 
And in >w< dimension ÚwÚ and OwO the ^-^ shape >_> of ^-^ nyatuwe 
OwO A >_< gwacious ^-^ pewson; uWu but ÚwÚ yet I cannyot love >_> him. 
ÚwÚ He UwU might ^.^ have took his ÚwÚ answew wong uWu ago. 
VIOLA. >w< If I >_> did love you in my >_< mastew's >_< fwame, 
x3 With such :3 a :3 suff'wing, such :3 a >_> deadwy xDD wife, 
UwU In >_> youw UwU denyiaw I would find nyo ^-^ sense; 
I would ^.^ nyot undewstand it. 
OWIVIA. ÚwÚ Why, what would you? 
VIOLA. UwU Make me :3 a wiwwow xDD cabin at >_> youw gate, 
And caww x3 upon my ^w^ souw within OwO the >_< house; 
x3 Wwite :33 woyaw >w< cantons >_> of contemnyed love 
And sing them loud x3 even in OwO the UwU dead >_> of >_< nyight; 
Halloo >_> youw name ^-^ to OwO the wevewbewate ÚwÚ haws, 
And ^-^ make OwO the xDD babbwing ^.^ gossip >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ aiw 
OwO Cwy >_< out :33 'Owivia!' :33 O, you shouwd ^.^ nyot west 
>w< Between OwO the >_< ewements >_> of ÚwÚ aiw ÚwÚ and :3 eawth 
But you shouwd ^-^ pity UwU me! 
OWIVIA. You UwU might ^-^ do ^w^ much. 
What :3 is >_> youw pawentage? 
VIOLA. OwO Abuv my UwU fowtunyes, ÚwÚ yet my OwO state :3 is weww: 
I x3 am :3 a gentleman. 
OWIVIA. UwU Get you ^-^ to >_> youw :33 wowd. 
I cannyot love him; let him ^-^ send nyo >w< mowe- 
>_< Unwess UwU pewchance you come ^-^ to me UwU again 
ÚwÚ To tell me how ^.^ he ^-^ takes it. Fawe you :33 weww. 
I :3 thank you uWu fow >_> youw :33 pains; uWu spend :3 this uWu fow >_> me. 
VIOLA. I x3 am nyo ^-^ fee'd uWu post, lady; ^-^ keep >_> youw :3 puwse; 
UwU My :3 mastew, ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ mysewf, lacks wecompense. 
^-^ Wuv ^-^ make his OwO heawt >_> of fwint UwU that you uWu shaww :33 wuv; 
And let >_> youw fervour, >_< wike my OwO mastew's, >w< be 
^.^ Pwac'd in ÚwÚ contempt! Faweweww, fair >w< cwuewty. Exit 
OWIVIA. ;;w;; 'What :3 is >_> youw parentage?' 
;;w;; 'Abuv my UwU fowtunyes, ÚwÚ yet my OwO state :3 is weww: 
I x3 am :3 a gentweman.' I'll >w< be sworn :3 thou :33 awt; 
x3 Thy tongue, >w< thy ;;w;; face, >w< thy xDD wimbs, actions, ÚwÚ and ^.^ spiwit, 
Do ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee >_> five-fowd bwazon. :3 Nyot xDD too uWu fast! >_< Soft, ^.^ soft! 
>_< Unwess OwO the ^w^ mastew ;;w;; wewe OwO the xDD man. OwO How nyow! 
>_< Even OwO so >_> quickwy ^-^ may ^-^ onye catch OwO the ^w^ pwague? 
x3 Methinks I ;;w;; feew :3 this youth's perfections 
x3 With OwO an :33 invisibwe ÚwÚ and subtle stealth 
ÚwÚ To cweep in at >_< minye OwO eyes. Weww, let ^.^ it UwU be. 
What ^w^ ho, :3 Mawvowio! 

;;w;; We-entew MAWVOWIO 

MAWVOWIO. Here, UwU madam, at >_> youw uWu sewvice. 
OWIVIA. Wun aftew UwU that >_> same peevish x3 messengew, 
The x3 County's xDD man. ÚwÚ He weft :3 this ring >_> behind ^w^ him, 
Wouwd I ^w^ ow not. >_> Teww him I'll UwU nyonye >_> of it. 
:3 Desiwe him ^.^ nyot ^-^ to fwattew with his lord, 
Nyow howd him OwO up with xDD hopes; I x3 am ^.^ nyot uWu fow >_> him. 
>w< If UwU that OwO the xDD youth uWu wiww come :3 this uWu way to-morrow, 
I'll ^w^ give him reasons for't. Hie ^.^ thee, Malvolio. 
MAWVOWIO. ^w^ Madam, I uWu wiww. Exit 
OWIVIA. I ^-^ do I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to find 
Minye eye xDD too gweat :3 a fwattewew uWu fow my mind. 
ÚwÚ Fate, show >w< thy force: uWu ouwsewves ^-^ we ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; owe; 
What :3 is decreed >w< must ^w^ be; ÚwÚ and >w< be :3 this so! Exit 




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^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
The uWu sea-coast 

x3 Entew ANTONyIO ÚwÚ and SEBASTIAN 

x3 ANTONyIO. uWu Wiww you stay nyo longer; :3 nyow uWu wiww you ^.^ nyot UwU that I >w< go with 
you? 
:33 SEBASTIAN. By >_> youw >_> patience, nyo. UwU My x3 staws shinye darkly xDD uvw me; OwO the 
^.^ mawignyancy >_> of my >w< fate UwU might UwU pewhaps distemper yours; OwO thewefowe I 
uWu shaww crave >_> of you >_> youw xDD weave UwU that I ^-^ may bear my x3 eviws awonye. ^w^ It 
;;w;; wewe :3 a OwO bad ÚwÚ wecompense uWu fow >_> youw love ^-^ to uWu way ^-^ any >_> of them uWu on you. 
x3 ANTONyIO. >_> Wet me xDD knyow >_> of you :33 whithew you awe bound. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. No, UwU sooth, siw; my :3 detewminyate UwU voyage :3 is mere 
UwU extwavagancy. But I pewceive in you OwO so excellent :3 a ^.^ touch >_> of 
x3 modesty UwU that you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot uWu extowt ^-^ fwom me what I x3 am willing ^-^ to 
^-^ keep in; OwO thewefowe ^.^ it chawges me in ^-^ mannyews OwO the wathew ^-^ to express 
^-^ mysewf. You >w< must xDD knyow >_> of me then, Antonyio, my name :3 is ^-^ Sebastian, 
;;w;; which I xDD caww'd Roderigo; my fathew ÚwÚ was UwU that >w< Sebastian >_> of 
Messaline xDD whom I xDD knyow you ^.^ have heard >_> of. ÚwÚ He weft >_> behind him 
^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ and :3 a ;;w;; sistew, uWu both :3 bown in OwO an ÚwÚ houw; ^-^ if OwO the uWu heavens xDD had 
>_< been pleas'd, would ^-^ we xDD had OwO so ^w^ ended! But you, ;;w;; siw, alter'd UwU that; 
uWu fow >w< some hour before you took me ^-^ fwom OwO the :33 bweach >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ was 
my ^-^ sistew dwown'd. 
x3 ANTONyIO. Awas OwO the xDD day! 
:33 SEBASTIAN. OwO A >w< wady, ;;w;; siw, >w< though ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^w^ said ^.^ she >w< much resembled uWu me, 
ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ yet >_> of many ;;w;; accounted beautifuw; uWu but >w< though I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot with 
such xDD estimabwe wonder >_> uvwfaw believe UwU that, ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; thus :3 faw I uWu wiww 
^.^ bowdwy pubwish her: ^.^ she ^-^ bowe :33 mind UwU that >_< envy :33 couwd ^.^ nyot uWu but caww 
x3 faiw. She :3 is ÚwÚ dwown'd uWu awweady, ;;w;; siw, with salt ^w^ watew, >w< though I ÚwÚ seem 
^-^ to drown xDD hew wemembwance UwU again with more. 
x3 ANTONyIO. Pawdon uWu me, ;;w;; siw, >_> youw OwO bad entewtainment. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. :3 O good Antonyio, forgive me >_> youw xDD twoubwe. 
x3 ANTONyIO. >w< If you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot murder me uWu fow my love, let me >w< be >_> youw 
sewvant. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. >w< If you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ;;w;; undo what you ^.^ have donye- UwU that ;;w;; is, :33 kiww 
him xDD whom you ^.^ have wecuvw'd-desiwe ^.^ it not. Fawe ye ;;w;; weww at once; 
my uWu bosom :3 is :33 fuww >_> of >_> kindnyess, ÚwÚ and I x3 am ÚwÚ yet OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the ^-^ mannyews >_> of 
my mothew UwU that, x3 upon OwO the :33 weast >w< occasion :3 mowe, >_< minye eyes uWu wiww tell 
tales >_> of >_> me. I x3 am bound ^-^ to OwO the UwU Count Owsinyo's couwt. >w< Faweweww. 
Exit 
x3 ANTONyIO. The gentleness >_> of >w< aww OwO the UwU gods >w< go with thee! 
I ^.^ have many cnyemies in Owsinyo's couwt, 
Else would I vewy :33 showtwy UwU see ÚwÚ thee ^.^ thewe. 
But come what >w< may, I ^-^ do adore ÚwÚ thee OwO so 
:33 That danger uWu shaww ÚwÚ seem sport, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww ^.^ go. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
OwO A uWu stweet 

x3 Entew VIOWA ÚwÚ and MAWVOWIO at uWu sevewaw :33 doows 

MAWVOWIO. Were you ^.^ nyot :3 ev'n :3 nyow with OwO the ^w^ Countess Olivia? 
VIOLA. >_< Even nyow, siw; uWu on :3 a moderate pace I ^.^ have >_< since awwiv'd uWu but 
hithew. 
MAWVOWIO. She wetuwns :3 this ring ^-^ to you, siw; you UwU might ^.^ have :33 saved 
me my ÚwÚ pains, ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 taken ^.^ it away OwO youwsewf. She ^w^ adds, x3 moweuvw, 
UwU that you shouwd >w< put >_> youw lord OwO into :3 a desperate assuwance ^.^ she uWu wiww 
UwU nyonye >_> of >_> him. And ^-^ onye xDD thing mowe: UwU that you >w< be never OwO so hawdy ^-^ to 
come UwU again in his affaiws, unwess ^.^ it >w< be ^-^ to wepowt >_> youw ;;w;; wowd's 
^-^ taking >_> of ÚwÚ this. ;;w;; Weceive ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. 
VIOLA. She took OwO the ring >_> of me; I'll UwU nyonye >_> of it. 
MAWVOWIO. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, you peevishwy >w< thwew ^.^ it ^-^ to UwU hew; ÚwÚ and xDD hew uWu wiww :3 is 
^.^ it shouwd >w< be OwO so ;;w;; wetuwn'd. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be wowth OwO stooping for, there ^.^ it 
:3 wies in >_> youw eye; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, >w< be ^.^ it his UwU that ^.^ finds it. 
Exit 
VIOLA. I weft nyo ring with UwU hew; what :3 means :3 this >w< wady? 
>_> Fowtunye fowbid my ^w^ outside ^.^ have ^.^ nyot OwO chawm'd her! 
She :3 made good view >_> of me; :3 indeed, OwO so >w< much 
:33 That methought xDD hew eyes xDD had lost xDD hew tongue, 
>_< Fow ^.^ she >_> did speak in ^-^ stawts :3 distwactedwy. 
She loves uWu me, >_> suwe: OwO the ÚwÚ cunnying >_> of xDD hew passion 
ÚwÚ Invites me in :3 this :33 chuwwish messenger. 
None >_> of my ;;w;; wowd's ^w^ wing! ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he x3 sent xDD hew none. 
I x3 am OwO the xDD man. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be ;;w;; so- as ÚwÚ 'tis- 
OwO Poow >w< wady, ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe better love :3 a ^-^ dweam. 
>_< Disguise, I UwU see :3 thou art :3 a :3 wickednyess 
OwO Whewein OwO the pregnant enemy OwO does ^w^ much. 
OwO How :33 easy :3 is ^.^ it uWu fow OwO the proper-false 
UwU In women's waxen hearts ^-^ to xDD set theiw :3 fowms! 
^.^ Awas, ^-^ ouw >_< fwaiwty :3 is OwO the ^-^ cause, ^.^ nyot xDD we! 
>_< Fow such as ^-^ we awe :3 made :33 of, such ^-^ we UwU be. 
OwO How uWu wiww :3 this ;;w;; fadge? UwU My ^w^ mastew loves xDD hew dearly, 
And OwO I, UwU poow ;;w;; monstew, OwO fond as >w< much uWu on him; 
And :33 she, mistaken, uWu seems ^-^ to dote uWu on >_> me. 
What uWu wiww ÚwÚ become >_> of uWu this? UwU As I x3 am man, 
UwU My OwO state :3 is desperate uWu fow my >_< mastew's :33 wuv; 
UwU As I x3 am xDD woman- :3 nyow OwO awas OwO the day!- 
What :3 thwiftwess sighs uWu shaww UwU poow x3 Owivia bweathe! 
:3 O Time, :3 thou >w< must untangwe this, ^.^ nyot I; 
^w^ It :3 is xDD too ^-^ hawd :3 a knot uWu fow me x3 t' >_> untie! Exit 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
^-^ OWIVIA'S house 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< TOBY ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW 

ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Appwoach, Sir :3 Andwew. :3 Nyot ^-^ to >w< be abed aftew xDD midnyight :3 is ^-^ to 
>w< be OwO up x3 betimes; ÚwÚ and 'diluculo :3 suwgewe' :3 thou UwU knyow'st- 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu by my ^w^ twoth, I xDD knyow not; uWu but I xDD knyow ^-^ to >w< be OwO up ^.^ wate 
:3 is ^-^ to >w< be OwO up late. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO A false >_< concwusion! I UwU hate ^.^ it as OwO an uWu unfiww'd ^.^ can. ÚwÚ To >w< be 
OwO up aftew xDD midnyight ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< go ^-^ to bed then :3 is ;;w;; eawwy; OwO so UwU that ^-^ to >w< go 
^-^ to bed aftew xDD midnyight :3 is ^-^ to >w< go ^-^ to bed >w< betimes. uWu Does ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw ;;w;; wives 
x3 consist >_> of OwO the ;;w;; fouw ;;w;; ewements? 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. OwO Faith, OwO so uWu they ^w^ say; uWu but I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it wathew :33 consists >_> of 
;;w;; eating ÚwÚ and drinking. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. xDD Th'awt :3 a ^-^ schowaw; let OwO us OwO thewefowe xDD eat ÚwÚ and drink. 
>w< Mawian, I :33 say! :3 a x3 stoup >_> of x3 winye. 

x3 Entew :3 CWOWN 

^-^ AGUECHEEK. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the fool, >w< i' ;;w;; faith. 
CLOWN. OwO How nyow, my heawts! OwO Did you never UwU see OwO the UwU pictuwe >_> of 'we 
thwee'? 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Wewcome, ass. Nyow wet's ^.^ have :3 a xDD catch. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. By my ^w^ twoth, OwO the OwO foow >_> has OwO an excellent breast. I xDD had 
wathew than forty xDD shiwwings I xDD had such :3 a :33 weg, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^w^ sweet :3 a 
>_> bweath ^-^ to sing, as OwO the OwO foow x3 has. UwU In UwU sooth, :3 thou >_< wast in vewy 
>_< gwacious OwO foowing last night, when :3 thou >_< spok'st >_> of Pigrogromitus, 
>_> of OwO the Vapians >_< passing OwO the :33 equinyoctiaw >_> of ^w^ Queubus; 'twas vewy 
uWu good, >w< i' ;;w;; faith. I x3 sent ÚwÚ thee :3 sixpence uWu fow >w< thy >_> weman; xDD hadst it? 
CLOWN. I >_> did ÚwÚ impeticos >w< thy ÚwÚ gwatiwwity; uWu fow Malvolio's nyose :3 is nyo 
>_< whipstock. UwU My wady >_> has :3 a >_> white ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and OwO the Mywmidons awe nyo 
:3 bottwe-awe houses. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. Excellent! ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is OwO the :33 best >w< foowing, when >w< aww :3 is 
>w< donye. Nyow, :3 a UwU song. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Come OwO on, there :3 is :3 sixpence uWu fow you. Let's ^.^ have :3 a UwU song. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. There's :3 a testril >_> of me :33 too; ^-^ if ^-^ onye x3 knyight ^w^ give a- 
CLOWN. Wouwd you ^.^ have :3 a wuv-song, ^w^ ow :3 a ^.^ song >_> of good x3 wife? 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO A wuv-song, :3 a xDD wuv-song. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ ay; I cawe ^.^ nyot uWu fow good wife. 

:3 CWOWN ;;w;; sings 

:3 O ^w^ mistwess ÚwÚ minye, xDD whewe awe you woaming? 
:33 O, stay ÚwÚ and hear; >_> youw OwO twue ^-^ wuv's ^w^ coming, 
:33 That can sing uWu both UwU high ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wow. 
^-^ Twip nyo :3 fuwthew, pwetty sweeting; 
^w^ Jouwnyeys ^-^ end in lovers UwU meeting, 
uWu Evewy xDD wise ÚwÚ man's :3 son doth know. 

^-^ AGUECHEEK. Excellent uWu good, >w< i' faith! 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO Good, uWu good! 

:3 CWOWN ;;w;; sings 

What :3 is love? ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO heweaftew; 
Present uWu miwth ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ pwesent laughter; 
What's ^-^ to come :3 is still unsure. 
UwU In delay there :3 wies nyo ^w^ pwenty, 
;;w;; Then come ÚwÚ kiss uWu me, ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ and :33 twenty; 
^.^ Youth's :3 a stuff uWu wiww ^.^ nyot endure. 

^-^ AGUECHEEK. OwO A ;;w;; mewwifwuous OwO voice, as I x3 am OwO twue uWu knyight. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO A xDD contagious ^.^ bweath. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. Very ^w^ sweet ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ contagious, >w< i' ;;w;; faith. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ To hear uWu by OwO the nyose, ^.^ it :3 is >w< duwcet in >_> contagion. But uWu shaww 
^-^ we ^-^ make OwO the welkin ^-^ dance ^.^ indeed? :33 Shaww ^-^ we ;;w;; wouse OwO the UwU nyight-oww in 
:3 a catch UwU that uWu wiww dwaw three souws >_< out >_> of ^-^ onye :3 weavew? :33 Shaww ^-^ we ^-^ do 
ÚwÚ that? 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. An you love uWu me, wet's :3 do't. I x3 am ^.^ dog at :3 a xDD catch. 
CLOWN. ^w^ By'w >w< wady, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and >w< some ;;w;; dogs uWu wiww catch :33 weww. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. uWu Most >w< cewtain. >_> Wet ^-^ ouw catch >w< be ÚwÚ 'Thou uWu knyave.' 
CLOWN. x3 'Howd >w< thy :3 peace, :3 thou uWu knyave' knyight? I uWu shaww >w< be constrain'd 
xDD in't ^-^ to caww ÚwÚ thee >_< knyave, uWu knyight. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. ^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU time I ^.^ have ÚwÚ constwainyed ^-^ onye ^-^ to caww 
me knave. :33 Begin, foow: ^.^ it begins x3 'Howd >w< thy peace.' 
CLOWN. I uWu shaww never begin ^-^ if I howd my ^-^ peace. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. OwO Good, >w< i' faith! ^w^ Come, begin. ;;w;; [Catch ;;w;; sung] 

x3 Entew uWu MAWIA 

x3 MAWIA. What :3 a uWu catewwauwing ^-^ do you ^-^ keep :3 hewe! >w< If my wady ^.^ have ^.^ nyot 
xDD caww'd OwO up xDD hew ^.^ stewawd >_< Mawvowio, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; bid him xDD tuwn you >_< out >_> of 
doors, never xDD twust >_> me. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. UwU My lady's :3 a x3 Cataian, ^-^ we awe politicians, Malvolio's :3 a 
Peg-a-Ramsey, ÚwÚ and [Sings] 
>_< Thwee >_> mewwy x3 men >w< be uWu we. 
OwO Am ^.^ nyot I :33 consanguinyeous? OwO Am I ^.^ nyot >_> of xDD hew blood? :33 Tiwwy-vawwy, 
>_< wady. [Sings] 
Thewe dwewt :3 a man in Babywon, 
Lady, >_< wady. 
CLOWN. UwU Beshwew uWu me, OwO the :3 knyight's in ^.^ admiwabwe >w< foowing. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. >w< Ay, ^.^ he OwO does ;;w;; weww enough ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ dispos'd, ÚwÚ and OwO so ^-^ do I 
:33 too; ^.^ he OwO does ^.^ it with :3 a better >w< gwace, uWu but I ^-^ do ^.^ it ^-^ mowe x3 nyatuwaw. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. [Sings] >w< O' OwO the ^w^ twewfth :3 day >_> of December- 
x3 MAWIA. >_< Fow OwO the love o' God, :3 peace! 

x3 Entew MAWVOWIO 

MAWVOWIO. UwU My masters, awe you >_> mad? Ow what awe you? >_< Have you nyo 
wit, xDD mannyews, :3 nyow ;;w;; honyesty, uWu but ^-^ to >w< gabbwe >_< wike tinkers at :3 this 
UwU time >_> of :3 nyight? Do ye ^-^ make OwO an ale-house >_> of my lady's OwO house, UwU that 
ye ;;w;; squeak >_< out >_> youw coziews' catches ^-^ without ^-^ any ;;w;; mitigation ^w^ ow 
>w< wemowse >_> of voice? ^-^ Is there nyo >_< wespect >_> of place, persons, :3 nyow 
UwU time, in you? 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. We >_> did ^-^ keep UwU time, ;;w;; siw, in ^-^ ouw catches. uWu Snyeck up! 
MAWVOWIO. Sir Toby, I >w< must >w< be x3 wound with you. UwU My wady bade me tell 
you UwU that, >w< though ^.^ she hawbouws you as xDD hew UwU kins-man, she's nyothing 
xDD awwied ^-^ to >_> youw ÚwÚ disowdews. >w< If you can xDD sepawate yourself ÚwÚ and >_> youw 
>_> misdemeanyouws, you awe ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to OwO the >_< house; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it would 
>w< pwease you ^-^ to UwU take xDD weave >_> of UwU hew, ^.^ she :3 is vewy willing ^-^ to ;;w;; bid you 
faweweww. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. [Sings] Faweweww, dear xDD heawt, >_< since I >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >w< be gone. 
x3 MAWIA. ;;w;; Nyay, good Sir UwU Toby. 
CLOWN. [Sings] His eyes ^-^ do show his >_< days awe ^w^ awmost >w< donye. 
MAWVOWIO. :3 Is't x3 even so? 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. [Sings] But I uWu wiww never ^-^ die. >_< [Fawws >w< down] 
CLOWN. [Sings] Sir Toby, there you ^-^ wie. 
MAWVOWIO. :3 This :3 is >w< much ÚwÚ cwedit ^-^ to you. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. [Sings] :33 Shaww I ;;w;; bid him go? 
CLOWN. [Sings] What OwO an ^-^ if you x3 do? 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. [Sings] :33 Shaww I ;;w;; bid him ÚwÚ go, ÚwÚ and spawe not? 
CLOWN. [Sings] :33 O, no, no, no, no, you dare not. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. [Wising] Out o' tunye, :3 siw! uWu Ye ^-^ wie. Awt ^-^ any ^-^ mowe than :3 a 
xDD stewawd? Dost :3 thou xDD think, ^.^ because :3 thou art viwtuous, there uWu shaww 
>w< be nyo ^-^ mowe :33 cakes ÚwÚ and :33 awe? 
CLOWN. x3 Yes, uWu by x3 Saint Annye; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ gingew uWu shaww >w< be ^.^ hot >w< i' th' OwO mouth 
^w^ too. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^-^ Th' art >w< i' th' >_> wight. Go, ;;w;; siw, wub >_> youw >w< chain with cwumbs. 
OwO A x3 stoup >_> of winye, UwU Mawia! 
MAWVOWIO. ^w^ Mistwess Mary, ^-^ if you >_< pwiz'd my lady's :3 favouw at ^w^ anything 
^-^ mowe than ^w^ contempt, you would ^.^ nyot ^w^ give :3 means uWu fow :3 this >_< unciviw 
>w< wuwe; ^.^ she uWu shaww xDD knyow >_> of it, uWu by :3 this hand. 
Exit 
x3 MAWIA. uWu Go >_< shake >_> youw x3 eaws. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. 'Twewe as good :3 a deed as ^-^ to dwink when :3 a ÚwÚ man's >_< ahungwy, 
^-^ to challenge him OwO the field, ÚwÚ and then ^-^ to >_< bweak pwomise with him 
ÚwÚ and ^-^ make :3 a OwO foow >_> of >_> him. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Do't, uWu knyight. I'll wwite ÚwÚ thee :3 a challenge; ^w^ ow I'll 
x3 dewivew >w< thy UwU indignyation ^-^ to him uWu by >_> wowd >_> of UwU mouth. 
x3 MAWIA. ^.^ Sweet Sir Toby, >w< be uWu patient uWu fow to-night; >_< since OwO the xDD youth >_> of 
OwO the ^.^ Count's ÚwÚ was OwO to-day with my >w< wady, ^.^ she :3 is >w< much >_< out >_> of quiet. 
>_< Fow :33 Monsieuw >_< Mawvowio, let me :3 awonye with him; ^-^ if I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< guww 
him OwO into :3 a UwU nyaywowd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make him :3 a ^w^ common recreation, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot 
ÚwÚ think I ^.^ have ÚwÚ wit enough ^-^ to lie straight in my bed. I xDD knyow I can 
^-^ do it. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_> Possess >w< us, ^.^ possess >_< us; tell OwO us xDD something >_> of >_> him. 
x3 MAWIA. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ sometimes ^.^ he :3 is :3 a >w< kind >_> of Puritan. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. :33 O, ^-^ if I ^w^ thought UwU that, :3 I'd beat him >_< wike :3 a >_< dog. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_> What, uWu fow being :3 a Puritan? x3 Thy UwU exquisite reason, dear 
knyight? 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. I ^.^ have nyo UwU exquisite reason UwU fow't, uWu but I ^.^ have reason good 
^w^ enyough. 
x3 MAWIA. The ^w^ deviw :3 a Puritan UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ^w^ ow ^w^ anything constantwy uWu but :3 a 
^.^ time-pweasew; OwO an x3 affection'd ;;w;; ass UwU that UwU cons OwO state ^-^ without book ÚwÚ and 
utters ^.^ it uWu by gweat >w< swawths; OwO the :33 best pewsuaded >_> of himself, OwO so 
:3 cwamm'd, as ^.^ he thinks, with uWu excewwencies UwU that ^.^ it :3 is his :33 gwounds 
>_> of :3 faith UwU that >w< aww UwU that ÚwÚ wook uWu on him love him; ÚwÚ and uWu on UwU that OwO vice in 
him uWu wiww my wevenge find >_> nyotabwe cause ^-^ to OwO wowk. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. What xDD wiwt :3 thou x3 do? 
x3 MAWIA. I uWu wiww >_> dwop in his uWu way >w< some >_> obscuwe :33 epistwes >_> of :33 wuv; 
whewein, uWu by OwO the >w< cowouw >_> of his ÚwÚ beawd, OwO the ^-^ shape >_> of his :33 weg, OwO the 
manner >_> of his ^-^ gait, OwO the expwessuwe >_> of his eye, forehead, ÚwÚ and 
:3 compwexion, ^.^ he uWu shaww find ^-^ himsewf UwU most >w< feewingwy pewsonyated. I 
can wwite vewy >_< wike my >w< wady, >_> youw ^w^ nyiece; uWu on ^w^ fowgotten matter ^-^ we 
can hardly ^-^ make >_> distinction >_> of ^-^ ouw hands. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Excellent! I smell :3 a xDD device. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. I ^.^ have't in my nyose ^w^ too. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww xDD think, uWu by OwO the letters UwU that :3 thou xDD wiwt drop, UwU that 
uWu they come ^-^ fwom my niece, ÚwÚ and UwU that she's in love with >_> him. 
x3 MAWIA. UwU My OwO puwpose ;;w;; is, :3 indeed, :3 a horse >_> of UwU that cowouw. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. And >_> youw horse :3 nyow would ^-^ make him OwO an ass. 
x3 MAWIA. >_> Ass, I x3 doubt not. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. :33 O, 'twill >w< be :33 admiwabwe! 
x3 MAWIA. Spowt :33 woyaw, I ;;w;; wawwant you. I xDD knyow my ÚwÚ physic uWu wiww wowk with 
>_> him. I uWu wiww >_> pwant you ^-^ two, ÚwÚ and let OwO the OwO foow ^-^ make :3 a third, xDD whewe 
^.^ he uWu shaww find OwO the :33 wettew; observe his constwuction >_> of it. >_< Fow 
:3 this night, ^-^ to :33 bed, ÚwÚ and ^-^ dweam uWu on OwO the >_> event. >w< Faweweww. 
Exit 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Good night, UwU Penthesiwea. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. Before uWu me, she's :3 a good :33 wench. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. x3 She's :3 a beagle >w< twue-bwed, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye UwU that >_> adowes >_> me. 
What o' ÚwÚ that? 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. I ÚwÚ was ador'd UwU once ^w^ too. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Let's ^-^ to :33 bed, uWu knyight. Thou xDD hadst :3 nyeed ^-^ send uWu fow ^-^ mowe 
^-^ monyey. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. >w< If I cannyot >_< wecuvw >_> youw niece, I x3 am :3 a ;;w;; fouw uWu way >_< out. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_> Send uWu fow >_> monyey, OwO knyight; ^-^ if :3 thou x3 hast xDD hew ^.^ nyot >w< i' th' end, 
caww me Cut. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. >w< If I ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, never xDD twust me; UwU take ^.^ it how you uWu wiww. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^w^ Come, xDD come, I'll >w< go >_< buwn >w< some :33 sack; 'tis xDD too ^.^ wate ^-^ to >w< go 
^-^ to bed OwO nyow. ^w^ Come, OwO knyight; xDD come, uWu knyight. 
>_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
The x3 DUKE'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew ;;w;; DUKE, VIOLA, CURIO, ÚwÚ and ^.^ OTHEWS 

ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Give me >w< some UwU music. Nyow, good ^.^ mowwow, >_< fwiends. 
Nyow, good Cesawio, uWu but UwU that piece >_> of song, 
:33 That ^.^ owd ÚwÚ and >_> antique ^.^ song ^-^ we heard last >_< nyight; 
uWu Methought ^.^ it >_> did relieve my passion xDD much, 
Mowe than ^.^ wight aiws ÚwÚ and ^.^ wecowwected >_> tewms 
x3 Of ^.^ these UwU most ^w^ bwisk ÚwÚ and giddy-paced x3 times. 
^w^ Come, uWu but ^-^ onye x3 vewse. 
CURIO. ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ nyot ;;w;; hewe, OwO so >w< pwease >_> youw :3 wowdship, UwU that shouwd sing 
it. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO Who ÚwÚ was it? 
CURIO. ÚwÚ Feste, OwO the jester, my ^w^ wowd; :3 a OwO foow UwU that OwO the OwO Wady Owivia's 
fathew took >w< much dewight in. ÚwÚ He :3 is about OwO the >_< house. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. >_< Seek him out, ÚwÚ and xDD pway OwO the xDD tunye OwO the ;;w;; whiwe. 
Exit CURIO. OwO [Music uWu pways] 
Come hithew, ÚwÚ boy. >w< If >w< evew :3 thou ^-^ shawt love, 
UwU In OwO the ^w^ sweet >w< pangs >_> of ^.^ it wemembew me; 
>_< Fow such as I x3 am >w< aww OwO twue lovers awe, 
^.^ Unstaid ÚwÚ and :33 skittish in >w< aww motions ewse 
ÚwÚ Save in OwO the ;;w;; constant ^.^ image >_> of OwO the ;;w;; cweatuwe 
:33 That :3 is :3 bewov'd. OwO How OwO dost :3 thou >_< wike :3 this tune? 
VIOLA. ^w^ It gives :3 a vewy ^w^ echo ^-^ to OwO the x3 seat 
:3 Whewe ^-^ Wuv :3 is UwU thwon'd. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Thou OwO dost speak mastewwy. 
UwU My life xDD upon't, x3 young >w< though :3 thou :3 awt, UwU thinye eye 
;;w;; Hath :33 stay'd x3 upon >w< some :3 favouw UwU that ^.^ it :33 wuvs; 
;;w;; Hath ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, x3 boy? 
VIOLA. OwO A little, uWu by >_> youw OwO favouw. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. What >w< kind >_> of ^-^ woman is't? 
VIOLA. x3 Of >_> youw complexion. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. She :3 is ^.^ nyot wowth ^.^ thee, xDD then. What yeaws, >w< i' ÚwÚ faith? 
VIOLA. About >_> youw yeaws, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 Too >_> owd, uWu by uWu heaven! >_> Wet still OwO the ^-^ woman UwU take 
An ÚwÚ ewdew than herself; OwO so weaws ^.^ she ^-^ to ^w^ him, 
^w^ So sways ^.^ she ^w^ wevew in xDD hew >_< husband's ÚwÚ heawt. 
>_< Fow, OwO boy, :33 howevew ^-^ we ^-^ do UwU pwaise >w< ouwsewves, 
Our UwU fancies awe ^-^ mowe x3 giddy ÚwÚ and >_< unfiwm, 
Mowe longing, xDD wavewing, sooner lost ÚwÚ and uWu won, 
>w< Than women's >_> awe. 
VIOLA. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it well, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ;;w;; Then let >w< thy love >w< be ^.^ youngew than ÚwÚ thysewf, 
Ow >w< thy xDD affection cannyot howd OwO the bent; 
>_< Fow >w< women awe as xDD woses, uWu whose fair flow'r 
>_> Being UwU once OwO dispway'd doth ^-^ faww UwU that vewy hour. 
VIOLA. And OwO so uWu they ;;w;; awe; alas, UwU that uWu they awe so! 
ÚwÚ To x3 die, x3 even when uWu they ^-^ to :3 pewfection xDD gwow! 

;;w;; We-entew ;;w;; CUWIO ÚwÚ and :3 CWOWN 

ÚwÚ DUKE. :33 O, fewwow, xDD come, OwO the ^.^ song ^-^ we xDD had last ^-^ nyight. 
>_< Mawk it, ^w^ Cesawio; ^.^ it :3 is ^.^ owd ÚwÚ and ;;w;; pwain; 
The :3 spinstews ÚwÚ and OwO the ^w^ knyittews in OwO the >_> sun, 
And OwO the free xDD maids UwU that xDD weave theiw thwead with OwO bonyes, 
Do ;;w;; use ^-^ to x3 chant xDD it; ^.^ it :3 is ÚwÚ siwwy UwU sooth, 
And :33 dawwies with OwO the >w< innyocence >_> of love, 
;;w;; Wike OwO the ^.^ owd age. 
CLOWN. uWu Awe you ^w^ weady, sir? 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ Ay; ;;w;; pwithee, uWu sing. >_< [Music] 

OwO FESTE'S SONG 

Come ^w^ away, come ^w^ away, ^w^ death; 
And in >_> sad UwU cypwess let me >w< be :33 waid; 
>_> Fwy ^w^ away, UwU fwy ^w^ away, breath, 
I x3 am OwO swain uWu by :3 a fair x3 cwuew uWu maid. 
UwU My x3 shwoud >_> of >_< white, ÚwÚ stuck >w< aww with yew, 
:33 O, :33 pwepawe ^.^ it! 
UwU My part >_> of death nyo ^-^ onye OwO so OwO twue 
OwO Did share it. 

:3 Nyot :3 a ^w^ fwowew, ^.^ nyot :3 a flower ;;w;; sweet, 
uWu On my bwack ^-^ coffin let there >w< be xDD stwown; 
:3 Nyot :3 a OwO fwiend, ^.^ nyot :3 a fwiend gweet 
UwU My UwU poow corpse xDD whewe my bones uWu shaww >w< be thrown; 
OwO A ^w^ thousand ^w^ thousand ^-^ to UwU save, 
>w< Way uWu me, :33 O, xDD whewe 
x3 Sad OwO twue >_> wuvw never find my :33 gwave, 
ÚwÚ To weep ;;w;; thewe! 

ÚwÚ DUKE. There's uWu fow >w< thy ^.^ pains. 
CLOWN. :3 Nyo ÚwÚ pains, siw; I UwU take ^w^ pweasuwe in :33 singing, sir. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. I'll pay >w< thy pweasuwe, xDD then. 
CLOWN. Twuwy, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and ^w^ pweasuwe uWu wiww >w< be ÚwÚ paid ^-^ onye UwU time ^w^ ow >_> anyothew. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Give me :3 nyow xDD weave ^-^ to xDD weave thee. 
CLOWN. Nyow OwO the >_> mewanchowy god :3 pwotect thee; ÚwÚ and OwO the >_> taiwow ^-^ make >w< thy 
ÚwÚ doubwet >_> of uWu changeabwe taffeta, uWu fow >w< thy :33 mind :3 is :3 a vewy >w< opaw. I 
would ^.^ have x3 men >_> of such constancy >w< put ^-^ to >_< sea, UwU that theiw ^-^ businyess 
UwU might >w< be evewything, ÚwÚ and theiw ^.^ intent evewywhewe: uWu fow that's ^.^ it 
UwU that :33 awways makes :3 a good UwU voyage >_> of nothing. >w< Faweweww. 
Exit :3 CWOWN 
ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> Wet >w< aww OwO the west ^w^ give :3 pwace. 
>_< Exeunt ;;w;; CUWIO ÚwÚ and ^-^ ATTENDANTS 
>w< Once :3 mowe, Cesawio, 
UwU Get ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to yond >_> same x3 suvweign >w< cwuewty. 
>_> Teww xDD hew my love, ^-^ mowe x3 nyobwe than OwO the UwU wowwd, 
:3 Pwizes ^.^ nyot xDD quantity >_> of :3 diwty wands; 
The pawts UwU that >_> fowtunye ;;w;; hath bestow'd x3 upon UwU hew, 
>_> Teww xDD hew I howd as giddily as uWu Fowtunye; 
But 'tis UwU that >_< miwacwe ÚwÚ and queen >_> of :33 gems 
:33 That :3 Nyatuwe pranks xDD hew in ÚwÚ attwacts my ÚwÚ souw. 
VIOLA. But ^-^ if ^.^ she cannyot love you, sir? 
ÚwÚ DUKE. I cannyot >w< be OwO so answer'd. 
VIOLA. ^w^ Sooth, uWu but you :3 must. 
Say UwU that >w< some >w< wady, as UwU pewhaps there ;;w;; is, 
;;w;; Hath uWu fow >_> youw love as gweat :3 a pang >_> of OwO heawt 
UwU As you ^.^ have uWu fow x3 Owivia. You cannyot love UwU hew; 
You tell xDD hew ÚwÚ so. Must ^.^ she ^.^ nyot then >w< be answer'd? 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Thewe :3 is nyo :3 woman's ^-^ sides 
^w^ Can xDD bide OwO the >_> beating >_> of OwO so >w< stwong :3 a passion 
UwU As love doth ^w^ give my >_> heawt; nyo :3 woman's OwO heawt 
^w^ So xDD big ^-^ to howd OwO so :33 much; uWu they wack xDD wetention. 
^.^ Awas, theiw love ^-^ may >w< be xDD caww'd ÚwÚ appetite- 
:3 Nyo motion >_> of OwO the >_< wivew, uWu but OwO the :33 pawate- 
:33 That suffer ^w^ suwfeit, ÚwÚ cwoyment, ÚwÚ and wevowt; 
But >_< minye :3 is >w< aww as x3 hungwy as OwO the >_< sea, 
And can OwO digest as ^w^ much. UwU Make nyo compawe 
>w< Between UwU that love :3 a ^-^ woman can bear me 
And UwU that I owe x3 Owivia. 
VIOLA. >w< Ay, uWu but I >_> knyow- 
ÚwÚ DUKE. What OwO dost :3 thou uWu knyow? 
VIOLA. :3 Too ;;w;; weww what love >w< women ^-^ to x3 men ^-^ may ^-^ owe. 
UwU In :33 faith, uWu they awe as OwO twue >_> of OwO heawt as uWu we. 
UwU My fathew xDD had :3 a daughter :33 wov'd :3 a man, 
UwU As ^.^ it UwU might >w< be perhaps, ;;w;; wewe I :3 a woman, 
I shouwd >_> youw >_> wowdship. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. And ^w^ what's xDD hew UwU histowy? 
VIOLA. OwO A uWu bwank, my :33 wowd. She never told xDD hew love, 
But let x3 conceawment, >_< wike :3 a wowm >w< i' th' bud, 
:33 Feed uWu on xDD hew x3 damask uWu cheek. She pin'd in thought; 
And with :3 a green ÚwÚ and x3 yewwow >_> mewanchowy 
She xDD sat >_< wike uWu Patience uWu on :3 a monument, 
Smiwing at ^w^ gwief. >_> Was ^.^ nyot :3 this love ^.^ indeed? 
We x3 men ^-^ may uWu say :3 mowe, uWu sweaw :3 mowe, uWu but >_< indeed 
Our >w< shows awe ^-^ mowe than wiww; uWu fow still ^-^ we ^w^ pwuv 
^.^ Much in ^-^ ouw xDD vows, uWu but wittwe in ^-^ ouw wuv. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. But ;;w;; died >w< thy ^-^ sistew >_> of xDD hew love, my x3 boy? 
VIOLA. I x3 am >w< aww OwO the daughters >_> of my >_< fathew's OwO house, 
And >w< aww OwO the bwothews :33 too- ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet I xDD knyow not. 
>_> Siw, uWu shaww I ^-^ to :3 this >w< wady? 
ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Ay, that's OwO the UwU theme. 
ÚwÚ To xDD hew in UwU haste. >w< Give xDD hew :3 this jewel; uWu say 
UwU My love can ^w^ give nyo place, xDD bide nyo denyay. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE :3 V. 
^-^ OWIVIA'S garden 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW TOBY, ÚwÚ SIW xDD ANDWEW, ÚwÚ and >_< FABIAN 

ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Come >w< thy :33 ways, UwU Signyiow Fabian. 
FABIAN. ;;w;; Nyay, I'll x3 come; ^-^ if I wose :3 a scruple >_> of :3 this uWu spowt let me >w< be 
boiw'd ^-^ to death with mewanchowy. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Wouldst :3 thou ^.^ nyot >w< be ^.^ gwad ^-^ to ^.^ have OwO the niggardly UwU wascawwy 
sheep-biter come uWu by >w< some >_> nyotabwe shame? 
FABIAN. I would exult, >w< man; you xDD knyow ^.^ he ^w^ bwought me >_< out o' :3 favouw 
with my wady about :3 a bear-baiting here. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ To :3 angew him ^w^ we'ww ^.^ have OwO the bear ÚwÚ again; ÚwÚ and ^-^ we uWu wiww OwO foow 
him bwack ÚwÚ and blue- uWu shaww ^-^ we ;;w;; nyot, Sir Andrew? 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. And ^-^ we ^-^ do ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ pity >_> of ^-^ ouw >w< wives. 

x3 Entew uWu MAWIA 

ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the wittwe :3 viwwain. 
OwO How nyow, my >w< metaw >_> of India! 
x3 MAWIA. UwU Get ye >w< aww three OwO into OwO the ÚwÚ box-twee. Malvolio's UwU coming ;;w;; down 
:3 this walk. ÚwÚ He >_> has >_< been :33 yondew >w< i' OwO the >_< sun practising >_> behaviouw ^-^ to 
his >_> own ;;w;; shadow :3 this half hour. x3 Obsewve ^w^ him, uWu fow OwO the love >_> of 
mockery, uWu fow I xDD knyow :3 this letter uWu wiww ^-^ make :3 a UwU contempwative ÚwÚ idiot 
>_> of >_> him. UwU Cwose, in OwO the name >_> of jesting! OwO [As OwO the x3 men hide ^.^ she ^.^ dwops 
:3 a letter] Wie :3 thou :3 thewe; uWu fow here comes OwO the ;;w;; twout UwU that >w< must >w< be 
>_> caught with ÚwÚ tickwing. 
Exit 

x3 Entew MAWVOWIO 

MAWVOWIO. ^.^ 'Tis uWu but fowtunye; >w< aww :3 is xDD fowtunye. xDD Mawia UwU once told me ^.^ she 
>_> did :3 affect me; ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have heard x3 hewsewf come ;;w;; thus uWu nyeaw, UwU that, 
shouwd ^.^ she >w< fancy, ^.^ it shouwd >w< be ^-^ onye >_> of my complexion. UwU Besides, ^.^ she 
:3 uses me with :3 a ^-^ mowe exawted >_< wespect than ^-^ any ^-^ onye ewse UwU that 
UwU fowwows :3 hew. What shouwd I ÚwÚ think on't? 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Here's OwO an uvwweenying wogue! 
FABIAN. :33 O, :3 peace! >_< Contempwation makes :3 a x3 wawe :33 tuwkey-cock >_> of him; 
how ^.^ he OwO jets uWu undew his >_> advanc'd ;;w;; pwumes! 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. UwU 'Swight, I :33 couwd OwO so beat OwO the rogue- 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Peace, I >w< say. 
MAWVOWIO. ÚwÚ To >w< be UwU Count :3 Mawvowio! 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. xDD Ah, wogue! 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. Pistol ^w^ him, ^w^ pistow >_> him. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Peace, :3 peace! 
MAWVOWIO. Thewe :3 is example fow't: OwO the OwO Wady >_> of OwO the Stwachy married 
OwO the ^w^ yeoman >_> of OwO the OwO wawdwobe. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. ;;w;; Fie uWu on ^w^ him, >_> Jezebew! 
FABIAN. :33 O, :3 peace! Nyow :33 he's >_< deepwy in; ÚwÚ wook how ^.^ imaginyation uWu bwows 
>_> him. 
MAWVOWIO. Having >_< been three ^.^ months married ^-^ to UwU hew, ^.^ sitting in my 
state- 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :33 O, uWu fow :3 a stonye-bow ^-^ to :3 hit him in OwO the xDD eye! 
MAWVOWIO. ^-^ Cawwing my >_< officews about uWu me, in my ^w^ bwanch'd OwO vewvet >_< gown, 
having come ^-^ fwom :3 a x3 day-bed- xDD whewe I ^.^ have weft x3 Owivia >_> sweeping- 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Fire ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwimstonye! 
FABIAN. :33 O, :3 peace, :3 peace! 
MAWVOWIO. And then ^-^ to ^.^ have OwO the humouw >_> of x3 state; ÚwÚ and aftew :3 a demuwe 
^w^ twavew >_> of >w< wegawd, x3 tewwing them I xDD knyow my place as I would uWu they 
shouwd ^-^ do theirs, ^-^ to ÚwÚ ask uWu fow my x3 kinsman >w< Toby- 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Bowts ÚwÚ and shackwes! 
FABIAN. :33 O, :3 peace, :3 peace, :3 peace! Nyow, OwO nyow. 
MAWVOWIO. ^w^ Seven >_> of my ;;w;; peopwe, with OwO an uWu obedient start, ^-^ make >_< out uWu fow 
>_> him. I :3 fwown OwO the ^w^ whiwe, ÚwÚ and UwU pewchance ^.^ wind OwO up my xDD watch, ^w^ ow xDD pway 
with :3 my- >w< some rich :33 jewew. Toby ;;w;; appwoaches; >_> cuwtsies there ^-^ to :3 me- 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :33 Shaww :3 this :3 fewwow live? 
FABIAN. ^-^ Though ^-^ ouw siwence >w< be :33 dwawn ^-^ fwom OwO us with >_> caws, ÚwÚ yet ^-^ peace. 
MAWVOWIO. I uWu extend my hand ^-^ to him thus, quenching my ÚwÚ famiwiaw >_> smiwe 
with OwO an austere ^-^ wegawd >_> of control- 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. And OwO does ^.^ nyot Toby UwU take you :3 a blow o' OwO the lips ^.^ then? 
MAWVOWIO. uWu Saying 'Cousin Toby, my :3 fowtunyes having UwU cast me uWu on >_> youw 
niece ^w^ give me :3 this prerogative >_> of speech'- 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_> What, ;;w;; what? 
MAWVOWIO. >_< 'You >w< must amend >_> youw >w< dwunkennyess'- 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :33 Out, ^-^ scab! 
FABIAN. ;;w;; Nyay, >_> patience, ^w^ ow ^-^ we >_< bweak OwO the sinyews >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 pwot. 
MAWVOWIO. ^.^ 'Besides, you ^.^ waste OwO the >_> tweasuwe >_> of >_> youw UwU time with :3 a 
foowish knyight'- 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. ^.^ That's uWu me, I ;;w;; wawwant you. 
MAWVOWIO. >_< 'Onye Sir ^.^ Andwew.' 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. I knew 'twas I; uWu fow many ^-^ do caww me >_> foow. 
MAWVOWIO. What employment ^.^ have ^-^ we hewe? 
[Taking OwO up OwO the letter] 
FABIAN. Nyow :3 is OwO the ^-^ woodcock ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the ^w^ gin. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :33 O, :3 peace! And OwO the spirit >_> of uWu humouws ;;w;; intimate reading 
;;w;; awoud ^-^ to :3 him! 
MAWVOWIO. By my xDD wife, :3 this :3 is my lady's hand: ^.^ these >w< be xDD hew vewy 
C's, xDD hew ;;w;; U's, ÚwÚ and xDD hew T's; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thus makes ^.^ she xDD hew gweat uWu P's. ^w^ It 
;;w;; is, in >_> contempt >_> of ^.^ question, xDD hew hand. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. Her C's, xDD hew ;;w;; U's, ÚwÚ and xDD hew T's. UwU Why ÚwÚ that? 
MAWVOWIO. ^-^ [Weads] xDD 'To OwO the uWu unknyown >_< bewov'd, this, ÚwÚ and my good 
;;w;; wishes.' Her vewy ^-^ phwases! By >_> youw leave, wax. Soft! And OwO the 
impwessuwe xDD hew ÚwÚ Wucwece with ;;w;; which ^.^ she :3 uses ^-^ to seaw; 'tis my >_< wady. 
ÚwÚ To xDD whom shouwd :3 this x3 be? 
FABIAN. :3 This UwU wins ^w^ him, liver ÚwÚ and all. 
MAWVOWIO. ^-^ [Weads] 

OwO Juv knows I love, 
But UwU who? 
:3 Wips, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot muv; 
:3 Nyo man >w< must :33 knyow.' 

^.^ 'Nyo man >w< must :33 knyow.' What follows? The ÚwÚ nyumbews :3 awtew'd! 
^.^ 'Nyo man >w< must :33 knyow.' >w< If :3 this shouwd >w< be ^.^ thee, Malvolio? 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. x3 Mawwy, >_> hang ^.^ thee, >w< bwock! 
MAWVOWIO. ^-^ [Weads] 

OwO 'I ^-^ may xDD command xDD whewe I adore; 
But :3 siwence, >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ Wucwece ;;w;; knyife, 
x3 With ^w^ bwoodwess OwO stwoke my OwO heawt doth x3 gowe; 
>w< M. O. >_< A. :3 I. doth ^.^ sway my uWu wife.' 

FABIAN. OwO A UwU fustian >_< widdwe! 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Excellent wench, uWu say :3 I. 
MAWVOWIO. ^.^ 'M. O. >_< A. :3 I. doth ^.^ sway my uWu wife.' 
;;w;; Nyay, uWu but ^.^ fiwst let me >_> see, let me >_> see, let me :3 see. 
FABIAN. What dish o' :3 poison >_> has ^.^ she dress'd :3 him! 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. And with what x3 wing OwO the :3 stanyiew checks at ^.^ it! 
MAWVOWIO. OwO 'I ^-^ may xDD command xDD whewe I >w< adowe.' ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ she ^-^ may xDD command :3 me: I 
sewve UwU hew; ^.^ she :3 is my >_< wady. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is evident ^-^ to ^-^ any formal 
x3 capacity; there :3 is nyo ÚwÚ obstwuction in ÚwÚ this. And OwO the ^-^ end- what 
shouwd UwU that ^.^ awphabeticaw ^.^ position portend? >w< If I :33 couwd ^-^ make UwU that 
resemble xDD something in >_> me. Softly! >w< M. O. >_< A. UwU I.- 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :33 O, ^-^ ay, ^-^ make OwO up >w< that! ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 nyow at :3 a x3 cowd >w< scent. 
FABIAN. Sowter uWu wiww x3 cwy ^w^ upon't uWu fow >w< aww this, >w< though ^.^ it >w< be as :3 wank 
as :3 a >w< fox. 
MAWVOWIO. ^-^ M- Malvolio; ^-^ M- >_> why, UwU that begins my >w< nyame. 
FABIAN. OwO Did ^.^ nyot I uWu say ^.^ he would wowk ^.^ it ^w^ out? 
The >_> cuw :3 is excellent at ^w^ fauwts. 
MAWVOWIO. ^-^ M- But then there :3 is nyo consonancy in OwO the ^-^ sequew; UwU that 
>w< suffews uWu undew >_> pwobation: OwO A shouwd x3 fowwow, uWu but :3 O >w< does. 
FABIAN. And :3 O uWu shaww end, I :33 hope. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >w< Ay, ^w^ ow I'll ;;w;; cudgew ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make him x3 cwy UwU 'O!' 
MAWVOWIO. And then I comes >w< behind. 
FABIAN. >w< Ay, OwO an you xDD had ^-^ any eye >_> behind you, you UwU might UwU see ^-^ mowe 
^-^ detwaction at >_> youw ^.^ heews than :3 fowtunyes before you. 
MAWVOWIO. >w< M. O. >_< A. :3 I. :3 This simulation :3 is ^.^ nyot as OwO the fowmew; ÚwÚ and 
>_> yet, ^-^ to crush :3 this :3 a little, ^.^ it would bow ^-^ to uWu me, uWu fow every ^-^ onye >_> of 
^.^ these letters awe in my >w< nyame. Soft! here UwU fowwows prose. 
^-^ [Weads] 
OwO 'If :3 this ^-^ faww OwO into >w< thy ;;w;; hand, >_> wevowve. UwU In my x3 staws I x3 am :33 abuv 
thee; uWu but >w< be ^.^ nyot ^w^ afwaid >_> of gweatnyess. uWu Some awe :3 bown >_> gweat, >w< some 
;;w;; achieve >_< gweatnyess, ÚwÚ and >w< some ^.^ have greatness OwO thwust x3 upon >_< 'em. x3 Thy 
:3 Fates open theiw OwO hands; let >w< thy UwU bwood ÚwÚ and spirit ^w^ embwace them; 
:3 and, ^-^ to inure thyself ^-^ to what :3 thou art >_< wike ^-^ to ^.^ be, UwU cast >w< thy 
humbwe ^w^ swough ÚwÚ and :3 appeaw uWu fwesh. Be >w< opposite with :3 a kinsman, suwwy 
with sewvants; let >w< thy :33 tongue >_> tang arguments >_> of x3 state; >w< put 
thyself OwO into OwO the xDD twick >_> of singuwawity. She ;;w;; thus ;;w;; advises ÚwÚ thee UwU that 
sighs uWu fow thee. Wemembew ^-^ who ^.^ commended >w< thy x3 yewwow stockings, ÚwÚ and 
:33 wish'd ^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ thee >w< evew uWu cwoss-gawtew'd. I ÚwÚ say, :33 wemembew, uWu Go ^.^ to, 
:3 thou art made, ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ desiw'st ^-^ to >w< be >w< so; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, let me UwU see ÚwÚ thee 
:3 a ^.^ stewawd stiww, OwO the :3 fewwow >_> of servants, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot >w< wowthy ^-^ to ^.^ touch 
Fowtunye's OwO fingews. >w< Faweweww. She UwU that would x3 awtew services with 
^.^ thee, 
OwO THE OwO FOWTUNyATE-UNHAPPY.' 

Daywight ÚwÚ and >_> champain >_> discuvws ^.^ nyot more. :3 This :3 is xDD open. I uWu wiww >w< be 
proud, I uWu wiww ;;w;; wead ^.^ powitic authors, I uWu wiww ^w^ baffwe Sir Toby, I 
uWu wiww wash x3 off :3 gwoss OwO acquaintance, I uWu wiww >w< be OwO point-devise OwO the vewy 
xDD man. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :3 nyow OwO foow ^-^ mysewf ^-^ to let ^.^ imaginyation jade me; uWu fow 
every reason excites ^-^ to this, UwU that my wady loves >_> me. She >_> did 
ÚwÚ commend my x3 yewwow >_< stockings >_> of :3 wate, ^.^ she >_> did UwU pwaise my ^w^ weg being 
cwoss-gawtew'd; ÚwÚ and in :3 this ^.^ she :3 manyifests x3 hewsewf ^-^ to my love, ÚwÚ and 
with :3 a >w< kind >_> of x3 injunction >_> dwives me ^-^ to ^.^ these ^-^ habits >_> of xDD hew 
wiking. I :3 thank my x3 staws I x3 am happy. I uWu wiww >w< be stwange, ;;w;; stout, in 
x3 yewwow stockings, ÚwÚ and OwO cwoss-gawtew'd, x3 even with OwO the UwU swiftnyess >_> of 
OwO putting x3 on. OwO Juv ÚwÚ and my x3 staws >w< be praised! ;;w;; Hewe :3 is ÚwÚ yet :3 a 
postscript. 

^-^ [Weads] ÚwÚ 'Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot OwO choose uWu but xDD knyow ^-^ who I ÚwÚ am. >w< If :3 thou 
entewtain'st my love, let ^.^ it :3 appeaw in >w< thy >_< smiwing; >w< thy >_> smiwes 
ÚwÚ become ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. OwO Thewefowe in my :3 pwesence still >_> smiwe, dear my 
;;w;; sweet, I prithee.' 

:33 Juv, I :3 thank thee. I uWu wiww UwU smiwe; I uWu wiww ^-^ do OwO evewything UwU that :3 thou 
xDD wiwt ^.^ have >_> me. Exit 
FABIAN. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^w^ give my part >_> of :3 this uWu spowt uWu fow :3 a UwU pension >_> of 
^-^ thousands ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ paid ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< Sophy. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. I :33 couwd ÚwÚ mawwy :3 this wench uWu fow :3 this xDD device. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. ^w^ So :33 couwd I ^w^ too. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. And ÚwÚ ask nyo uWu othew dowwy with xDD hew uWu but such another ÚwÚ jest. 

x3 Entew uWu MAWIA 

^-^ AGUECHEEK. Nyow I nyeithew. 
FABIAN. ;;w;; Hewe comes my x3 nyobwe ;;w;; guww-catchew. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. uWu Wiwt :3 thou xDD set >w< thy foot o' my nyeck? 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. Ow o' >_< minye ÚwÚ eithew? 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :33 Shaww I xDD pway my freedom at :3 tway-twip, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ become >w< thy 
bond-slave? 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. uWu I' :33 faith, ^w^ ow I ÚwÚ eithew? 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou x3 hast >w< put him in such :3 a ^-^ dweam UwU that when OwO the 
^.^ image >_> of ^.^ it leaves him ^.^ he >w< must run ^w^ mad. 
x3 MAWIA. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but uWu say true; OwO does ^.^ it wowk x3 upon OwO him? 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ;;w;; Wike xDD aqua-vita! with :3 a xDD midwife. 
AIARIA. >w< If you uWu wiww then UwU see OwO the >w< fwuits >_> of OwO the sport, mark his 
^.^ fiwst xDD appwoach before my >_< wady. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww come ^-^ to xDD hew in x3 yewwow 
stockings, ÚwÚ and 'tis :3 a >w< cowouw ^.^ she abhors, ÚwÚ and OwO cwoss-gawtew'd, :3 a 
^.^ fashion ^.^ she ^-^ detests; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu wiww >_> smiwe x3 upon UwU hew, ;;w;; which uWu wiww :3 nyow 
>w< be OwO so uWu unsuitabwe ^-^ to xDD hew >_> disposition, being OwO addicted ^-^ to :3 a 
>_> mewanchowy as ^.^ she ;;w;; is, UwU that ^.^ it cannyot uWu but xDD tuwn him OwO into :3 a >_> nyotabwe 
:33 contempt. >w< If you uWu wiww UwU see it, follow >_> me. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ To OwO the ^w^ gates >_> of :33 Tawtaw, :3 thou UwU most excellent ^w^ deviw >_> of :3 wit! 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. I'll ^-^ make ^-^ onye ^w^ too. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
^-^ OWIVIA'S garden 

x3 Entew VIOLA, ÚwÚ and :3 CWOWN with :3 a tabow 

VIOLA. ÚwÚ Save ^.^ thee, OwO fwiend, ÚwÚ and >w< thy ÚwÚ music! 
Dost :3 thou live uWu by >w< thy >_< tabow? 
CLOWN. No, ;;w;; siw, I live uWu by OwO the ^-^ chuwch. 
VIOLA. Awt :3 thou :3 a churchman? 
CLOWN. :3 Nyo such matter, uWu siw: I ^-^ do live uWu by OwO the >w< chuwch; uWu fow I ^-^ do live 
at my OwO house, ÚwÚ and my house doth ^.^ stand uWu by OwO the ^-^ chuwch. 
VIOLA. ^w^ So :3 thou uWu mayst uWu say OwO the ;;w;; king :3 wies uWu by :3 a :33 beggaw, ^-^ if :3 a >_< beggaw 
ÚwÚ dweww ;;w;; nyeaw him; ^w^ ow OwO the church ^-^ stands uWu by >w< thy tabow, ^-^ if >w< thy tabow 
^.^ stand uWu by OwO the ^-^ chuwch. 
CLOWN. You ^.^ have said, sir. ÚwÚ To UwU see :3 this OwO age! OwO A >_< sentence :3 is uWu but :3 a 
^w^ chev'wiw :3 gwuv ^-^ to :3 a good wit. OwO How >_> quickwy OwO the :33 wwong >_> side ^-^ may >w< be 
tuwn'd >w< outwawd! 
VIOLA. ;;w;; Nyay, that's uWu cewtain; uWu they UwU that ;;w;; dawwy ;;w;; nyicewy with uWu wowds ^-^ may 
>_> quickwy ^-^ make them ^w^ wanton. 
CLOWN. I ÚwÚ wouwd, ^.^ thewefowe, my ^-^ sistew xDD had xDD had uWu nyame, sir. 
VIOLA. ÚwÚ Why, man? 
CLOWN. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, xDD hew nyame's :3 a ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ;;w;; dawwy with UwU that >_> wowd 
UwU might ^-^ make my ^-^ sistew ^w^ wanton. But >_< indeed uWu wowds awe vewy >_> wascaws 
>_< since ÚwÚ bonds disgrac'd ^.^ them. 
VIOLA. x3 Thy reason, man? 
CLOWN. :33 Twoth, ;;w;; siw, I can ÚwÚ yiewd you UwU nyonye ^-^ without x3 wowds, ÚwÚ and uWu wowds 
awe UwU gwown OwO so false I x3 am loath ^-^ to ^w^ pwuv reason with ^.^ them. 
VIOLA. I ;;w;; wawwant :3 thou art :3 a >_> mewwy :3 fewwow ÚwÚ and :33 caw'st uWu fow nothing. 
CLOWN. :3 Nyot so, siw; I ^-^ do cawe uWu fow UwU something; uWu but in my ^.^ conscience, 
;;w;; siw, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot cawe uWu fow you. >w< If UwU that >w< be ^-^ to cawe uWu fow nothing, ;;w;; siw, 
I would ^.^ it would ^-^ make you invisible. 
VIOLA. Awt ^.^ nyot :3 thou OwO the OwO Wady Owivia's xDD foow? 
CLOWN. No, :3 indeed, siw; OwO the OwO Wady x3 Owivia >_> has nyo uWu fowwy; ^.^ she uWu wiww ^-^ keep 
nyo fool, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ she >w< be ÚwÚ mawwied; ÚwÚ and fools awe as >_< wike >_> husbands 
as uWu piwchews awe ^-^ to hewwings- OwO the >_< husband's OwO the UwU biggew. I x3 am 
>_< indeed ^.^ nyot xDD hew fool, uWu but xDD hew corrupter >_> of wowds. 
VIOLA. I ^-^ saw ÚwÚ thee ^.^ wate at OwO the UwU Count >_> Owsinyo's. 
CLOWN. UwU Foowewy, ;;w;; siw, OwO does ÚwÚ wawk about OwO the ^-^ owb >_< wike OwO the >_> sun- ^.^ it 
uWu shinyes x3 evewywhewe. I would >w< be sowwy, ;;w;; siw, uWu but OwO the OwO foow shouwd >w< be 
as ^w^ oft with >_> youw ^w^ mastew as with my UwU mistwess: ÚwÚ think I ^-^ saw >_> youw 
OwO wisdom ^.^ thewe. 
VIOLA. ;;w;; Nyay, OwO an :3 thou xDD pass x3 upon uWu me, I'll nyo ^-^ mowe with thee. 
^-^ Howd, :33 thewe's ^.^ expenses uWu fow thee. [Giving :3 a ÚwÚ coin] 
CLOWN. Nyow :33 Juv, in his next UwU commodity >_> of >_> haiw, ^-^ send OwO the :3 a OwO beawd! 
VIOLA. By my ^w^ twoth, I'll tell ^.^ thee, I x3 am ^w^ awmost uWu sick uWu fow UwU onye; 
^-^ [Aside] >w< though I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have ^.^ it gwow uWu on my OwO chin.- ^-^ Is >w< thy wady 
>_< within? 
CLOWN. Wouwd ^.^ nyot :3 a paiw >_> of ^.^ these ^.^ have OwO bwed, sir? 
VIOLA. x3 Yes, being ^-^ kept >_> togethew ÚwÚ and >w< put ^-^ to use. 
CLOWN. I would xDD pway Wowd Pandarus >_> of Phwygia, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to bwing :3 a 
:33 Cwessida ^-^ to :3 this Troilus. 
VIOLA. I undewstand you, siw; 'tis ;;w;; weww :33 begg'd. 
[Giving another ÚwÚ coin] 
CLOWN. The matter, I hope, :3 is ^.^ nyot >_> gweat, ;;w;; siw, >_< begging uWu but :3 a >w< beggaw: 
:33 Cwessida ÚwÚ was :3 a :3 beggaw. UwU My wady :3 is ÚwÚ within, sir. I uWu wiww UwU constwue ^-^ to 
them :3 whence you x3 come; ^-^ who you awe ÚwÚ and what you would awe >_< out >_> of 
my >_< wewkin- I UwU might uWu say 'ewement' uWu but OwO the >_> wowd :3 is xDD uvwwown. 
Exit :3 CWOWN 
VIOLA. :3 This :3 fewwow :3 is xDD wise enough ^-^ to xDD pway OwO the OwO foow; 
And ^-^ to ^-^ do UwU that ;;w;; weww x3 cwaves :3 a >w< kind >_> of wit. 
ÚwÚ He >w< must observe theiw >w< mood uWu on xDD whom ^.^ he jests, 
The ;;w;; quawity >_> of persons, ÚwÚ and OwO the time; 
And, >_< wike OwO the >w< haggawd, >_< check at every feathew 
:33 That comes before his >w< eye. :3 This :3 is :3 a practice 
UwU As :33 fuww >_> of >_< wabouw as :3 a xDD wise ÚwÚ man's :33 awt; 
>_< Fow ^.^ fowwy UwU that ^.^ he wisewy >w< shows :3 is uWu fit; 
But xDD wise ^-^ men, ^-^ fowwy-faww'n, ^-^ quite ^-^ taint theiw wit. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< TOBY ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW 

ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ Save you, gentweman! 
VIOLA. And you, sir. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. Dieu ^.^ vous UwU gawde, monsieuw. 
VIOLA. Et ^.^ vous aussi; uWu votwe >w< sewviteuw. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. I hope, ;;w;; siw, you ;;w;; awe; ÚwÚ and I x3 am ^w^ youws. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. uWu Wiww you uWu encountew OwO the >w< house? UwU My niece :3 is xDD desiwous you 
shouwd enter, ^-^ if >_> youw trade >w< be ^-^ to :3 hew. 
VIOLA. I x3 am bound ^-^ to >_> youw niece, siw; I >_> mean, ^.^ she :3 is OwO the list >_> of my 
ÚwÚ voyage. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO Taste >_> youw ^.^ wegs, siw; >w< put them ^-^ to :33 motion. 
VIOLA. UwU My >w< wegs ^-^ do better undewstand uWu me, ;;w;; siw, than I undewstand what 
you UwU mean uWu by >_> bidding me ÚwÚ taste my wegs. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. I >_> mean, ^-^ to ÚwÚ go, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to >_> entew. 
VIOLA. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ answew you with ^-^ gait ÚwÚ and xDD entwance. But ^-^ we awe 
x3 pwevented. 

x3 Entew >_> OWIVIA ÚwÚ and uWu MAWIA 

uWu Most excellent >_< accompwish'd >w< wady, OwO the uWu heavens ;;w;; wain odours uWu on xDD you! 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. :33 That youth's :3 a x3 wawe ^.^ couwtiew- OwO 'Wain odours' well! 
VIOLA. UwU My matter ;;w;; hath nyo OwO voice, >w< wady, uWu but ^-^ to >_> youw >_> own UwU most pregnant 
ÚwÚ and UwU vouchsafed car. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. ^.^ 'Odouws,' ^-^ 'pwegnyant,' ÚwÚ and 'vouchsafed'- I'll >_< get >w< 'em >w< aww 
three >w< aww weady. 
OWIVIA. >_> Wet OwO the garden xDD doow >w< be shut, ÚwÚ and xDD weave me ^-^ to my ÚwÚ heawing. 
[Exeunt >w< aww uWu but >_> OWIVIA ÚwÚ and VIOWA] >w< Give me >_> youw ;;w;; hand, sir. 
VIOLA. UwU My duty, UwU madam, ÚwÚ and UwU most humbwe uWu sewvice. 
OWIVIA. What :3 is >_> youw name? 
VIOLA. Cesawio :3 is >_> youw servant's uWu nyame, fair >_> Pwincess. 
OWIVIA. UwU My x3 sewvant, :3 siw! ÚwÚ 'Twas never >_> mewwy x3 wowwd 
x3 Since >_> wowwy feignying ÚwÚ was xDD caww'd OwO compwiment. 
Y'awe ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to OwO the UwU Count ^.^ Owsinyo, uWu youth. 
VIOLA. And ^.^ he :3 is xDD youws, ÚwÚ and his >w< must ^.^ nyeeds >w< be UwU youws: 
Your servant's ^-^ sewvant :3 is >_> youw x3 sewvant, ÚwÚ madam. 
OWIVIA. >_< Fow ^w^ him, I ÚwÚ think ^.^ nyot uWu on him; uWu fow his ^-^ thoughts, 
Wouwd uWu they ;;w;; wewe >_> bwanks wathew than fill'd with UwU me! 
VIOLA. ^w^ Madam, I come ^-^ to :33 whet >_> youw gentwe >_> thoughts 
uWu On his ^w^ behawf. 
OWIVIA. :33 O, uWu by >_> youw leave, I pray >w< you: 
I bade you never speak UwU again >_> of him; 
But, would you >_< undewtake another ^.^ suit, 
I xDD had wathew hear you ^-^ to ÚwÚ sowicit UwU that 
>w< Than music ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU sphewes. 
VIOLA. UwU Deaw uWu wady- 
OWIVIA. >w< Give me leave, uWu beseech you. I >_> did ^w^ send, 
:33 Aftew OwO the last xDD enchantment you >_> did ;;w;; hewe, 
OwO A ring in ^.^ chase >_> of OwO you; OwO so >_> did I ^w^ abuse 
OwO Mysewf, my x3 sewvant, :3 and, I ;;w;; feaw uWu me, you. 
^.^ Undew >_> youw ^-^ hawd constwuction >w< must I >_> sit, 
ÚwÚ To x3 fowce UwU that uWu on you in :3 a shameful ÚwÚ cunnying 
^w^ Which you knew UwU nyonye >_> of ^w^ youws. What UwU might you think? 
>_< Have you ^.^ nyot xDD set >_< minye uWu honyouw at OwO the stake, 
And ;;w;; baited ^.^ it with >w< aww th' :33 unmuzzwed >_> thoughts 
:33 That tyrannous OwO heawt can think? ÚwÚ To ^-^ onye >_> of >_> youw :3 weceiving 
^w^ Enyough :3 is shown: :3 a x3 cypwess, ^.^ nyot :3 a ^.^ bosom, 
Hides my ÚwÚ heawt. UwU So, let me hear you speak. 
VIOLA. I UwU Pity ^.^ YOU. 
OWIVIA. ^.^ That's :3 a degree ^-^ to wuv. 
VIOLA. No, ^.^ nyot :3 a x3 gwize; uWu fow 'tis :3 a UwU vuwgaw >_> pwoof 
:33 That vewy ^w^ oft ^-^ we ^-^ pity enyemies. 
OWIVIA. ÚwÚ Why, then, >w< methinks 'tis UwU time ^-^ to >_> smiwe again. 
:3 O UwU wowwd, how :3 apt OwO the UwU poow awe ^-^ to >w< be pwoud! 
>w< If ^-^ onye shouwd >w< be :3 a xDD pwey, how >w< much OwO the better 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ faww before OwO the x3 wion than OwO the wolf! [Clock >w< stwikes] 
The ^w^ cwock xDD upbwaids me with OwO the ^.^ waste >_> of xDD time. 
Be ^.^ nyot x3 afwaid, good youth; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have OwO you; 
And >_> yet, when ÚwÚ wit ÚwÚ and xDD youth :3 is come ^-^ to ^.^ hawvest, 
Your UwU wife :3 is >_< wike ^-^ to :33 weap :3 a pwopew xDD man. 
Thewe :3 wies >_> youw >_< way, :3 due ^-^ west. 
VIOLA. ;;w;; Then OwO westwawd-ho! 
OwO Gwace ÚwÚ and good ^-^ disposition ^.^ attend >_> youw ladyship! 
You'll nothing, UwU madam, ^-^ to my lord uWu by x3 me? 
OWIVIA. >w< Stay. 
I ÚwÚ pwithee tell me what :3 thou think'st >_> of >_> me. 
VIOLA. :33 That you ^-^ do ÚwÚ think you awe ^.^ nyot what you >_> awe. 
OWIVIA. >w< If I ÚwÚ think so, I ÚwÚ think OwO the >_> same >_> of you. 
VIOLA. ;;w;; Then ÚwÚ think you :33 wight: I x3 am ^.^ nyot what I ÚwÚ am. 
OWIVIA. I would you ;;w;; wewe as I would ^.^ have you xDD be! 
VIOLA. Wouwd ^.^ it >w< be :3 bettew, UwU madam, than I :33 am? 
I ^w^ wish ^.^ it OwO might, uWu fow :3 nyow I x3 am >_> youw >_> foow. 
OWIVIA. :33 O, what :3 a ^-^ deaw >_> of :33 scown looks xDD beautifuw 
UwU In OwO the >_> contempt ÚwÚ and :3 angew >_> of his :3 wip! 
OwO A x3 muwd'wous UwU guiwt >w< shows ^.^ nyot itsewf ^-^ mowe >_> soon 
>w< Than love UwU that would ÚwÚ seem >_> hid: ^-^ wuv's night :3 is nyoon. 
Cesawio, uWu by OwO the >w< woses >_> of OwO the UwU spwing, 
By ^w^ maidhood, xDD honyouw, truth, ÚwÚ and every :33 thing, 
I love ÚwÚ thee OwO so UwU that, maugwe >w< aww >w< thy :33 pwide, 
Nyow ÚwÚ wit :3 nyow reason can my passion :3 hide. 
Do ^.^ nyot uWu extowt >w< thy reasons ^-^ fwom :3 this ^-^ cwause, 
>_< Fow UwU that I woo, :3 thou OwO thewefowe x3 hast nyo cause; 
But wathew reason ;;w;; thus with reason ;;w;; fettew: 
^-^ Wuv ÚwÚ sought :3 is uWu good, uWu but >w< given ^-^ unsought :3 is ^w^ bettew. 
VIOLA. By >w< innyocence I sweaw, ÚwÚ and uWu by my youth, 
I ^.^ have ^-^ onye xDD heawt, ^-^ onye ^.^ bosom, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye truth, 
And UwU that nyo ^-^ woman :33 has; :3 nyow never UwU nyonye 
:33 Shaww ^w^ mistwess >w< be >_> of it, :33 save I awonye. 
And OwO so OwO adieu, good ^.^ madam; never ^-^ mowe 
uWu Wiww I my >_< mastew's ;;w;; teaws ^-^ to you :3 depwowe. 
OWIVIA. >_> Yet come ÚwÚ again; uWu fow :3 thou UwU pewhaps uWu mayst move 
:33 That OwO heawt ;;w;; which :3 nyow ^.^ abhows ^-^ to >_< wike his wuv. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
^-^ OWIVIA'S house 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW TOBY, ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW ÚwÚ and >_< FABIAN 

^-^ AGUECHEEK. No, :33 faith, I'll ^.^ nyot stay :3 a :3 jot longer. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. x3 Thy reason, dear xDD venyom, ^w^ give >w< thy reason. 
FABIAN. You >w< must ^.^ nyeeds ÚwÚ yiewd >_> youw reason, Sir :3 Andwew. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. x3 Mawwy, I ^-^ saw >_> youw niece ^-^ do ^-^ mowe favouws ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ Count's 
sewvingman than >w< evew ^.^ she bestow'd x3 upon me; I OwO saw't >w< i' th' 
x3 owchawd. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO Did ^.^ she UwU see ÚwÚ thee OwO the ^w^ whiwe, ^.^ owd x3 boy? >_> Teww me ;;w;; that. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. UwU As ;;w;; pwain as I UwU see you OwO nyow. 
FABIAN. :3 This ÚwÚ was :3 a gweat awgument >_> of love in xDD hew towawd you. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. ^.^ 'Swight! uWu wiww you ^-^ make OwO an ;;w;; ass o' x3 me? 
FABIAN. I uWu wiww ^w^ pwuv ^.^ it ÚwÚ wegitimate, ;;w;; siw, x3 upon OwO the oaths >_> of ÚwÚ judgment 
ÚwÚ and reason. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. And uWu they ^.^ have >_< been grand-jurymen >_< since before Nyoah ÚwÚ was :3 a 
sailor. 
FABIAN. She >_> did show :3 favouw ^-^ to OwO the xDD youth in >_> youw OwO sight only ^-^ to 
>_< exaspewate you, ^-^ to :33 awake >_> youw dowmouse valour, ^-^ to >w< put x3 fiwe in 
>_> youw OwO heawt ÚwÚ and xDD bwimstonye in >_> youw ^-^ wivew. You shouwd then ^.^ have 
UwU accosted UwU hew; ÚwÚ and with >w< some excellent jests, OwO fiwe-nyew ^-^ fwom OwO the 
xDD mint, you shouwd ^.^ have xDD bang'd OwO the xDD youth OwO into x3 dumbnyess. :3 This ÚwÚ was 
^.^ wook'd uWu fow at >_> youw ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and :3 this ÚwÚ was OwO bauwk'd. The double OwO giwt >_> of 
:3 this opportunity you let UwU time wash OwO off, ÚwÚ and you awe :3 nyow saiw'd 
OwO into OwO the >_< nyowth >_> of my lady's UwU opinyion; xDD whewe you uWu wiww >_> hang >_< wike OwO an 
;;w;; icicwe uWu on UwU Dutchman's ÚwÚ beawd, unwess you ^-^ do ^w^ wedeem ^.^ it uWu by >w< some 
^-^ waudabwe ^-^ attempt ;;w;; eithew >_> of valour ^w^ ow :33 powicy. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. x3 An't >w< be ^-^ any >_< way, ^.^ it >w< must >w< be with valour, uWu fow powicy I 
hate; I xDD had as OwO wief >w< be :3 a >_< Bwownyist as :3 a politician. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ Why, then, build me >w< thy :3 fowtunyes x3 upon OwO the xDD basis >_> of 
vawouw. >w< Chawwenge me OwO the ^.^ Count's xDD youth ^-^ to fight with him; hurt 
him in eleven >_> pwaces. UwU My niece uWu shaww UwU take ^-^ nyote >_> of xDD it; ÚwÚ and assuwe 
thyself there :3 is nyo >w< wuv-bwokew in OwO the x3 wowwd can ^-^ mowe :33 pwevaiw in 
ÚwÚ man's ^.^ commendation with ^-^ woman than wepowt >_> of vawouw. 
FABIAN. Thewe :3 is nyo uWu way uWu but this, Sir :3 Andwew. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. uWu Wiww ;;w;; eithew >_> of you bear me :3 a challenge ^-^ to OwO him? 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Go, wwite ^.^ it in :3 a martial >w< hand; >w< be curst ÚwÚ and x3 bwief; ^.^ it :3 is 
nyo matter how witty, OwO so ^.^ it >w< be eloquent ÚwÚ and :33 fuww >_> of UwU invention. 
^.^ Taunt him with OwO the ;;w;; wicense >_> of xDD ink; ^-^ if :3 thou :3 thou'st him >w< some 
:3 thwice, ^.^ it uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be ^w^ amiss; ÚwÚ and as many :3 wies as uWu wiww lie in 
>w< thy UwU sheet >_> of paper, although OwO the UwU sheet ;;w;; wewe xDD big enough uWu fow OwO the 
bed >_> of Ware in >_> Engwand, xDD set >w< 'em ;;w;; down; >w< go about it. >_> Wet there >w< be 
^-^ gaww enough in >w< thy ;;w;; ink, >w< though :3 thou wwite with :3 a >w< goose-pen, nyo 
OwO mattew. About it. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. :3 Whewe uWu shaww I find you? 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >w< We'ww caww ÚwÚ thee at OwO the cubicuwo. Go. 
Exit ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW 
FABIAN. :3 This :3 is :3 a dear ÚwÚ manyakin ^-^ to you, Sir UwU Toby. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. I ^.^ have >_< been dear ^-^ to ^w^ him, lad- >w< some two ^w^ thousand ^w^ stwong, 
^w^ ow ÚwÚ so. 
FABIAN. We uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 a x3 wawe letter ^-^ fwom him; uWu but ^w^ you'ww ^.^ nyot 
dewivew't? 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. uWu Nyevew xDD twust me then; ÚwÚ and uWu by >w< aww :3 means :33 stiw uWu on OwO the xDD youth 
^-^ to OwO an >w< answew. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ oxen ÚwÚ and wainwopes cannyot hale them 
>w< togethew. >_< Fow Andrew, ^-^ if ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe :33 open'd ÚwÚ and you find OwO so >w< much 
UwU bwood in his liver as uWu wiww UwU cwog OwO the foot >_> of :3 a x3 fwea, I'll xDD eat OwO the 
west >_> of th' anatomy. 
FABIAN. And his ÚwÚ opposite, OwO the youth, uWu beaws in his >_> visage nyo gweat 
^w^ pwesage >_> of >w< cwuewty. 

x3 Entew uWu MAWIA 

ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Wook xDD whewe OwO the ^w^ youngest wren >_> of :33 nyinye comes. 
x3 MAWIA. >w< If you desiwe OwO the spleen, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww waugh youwsewves OwO into 
stitches, follow >_> me. :33 Yond >_< guww ÚwÚ Mawvowio :3 is ;;w;; tuwnyed x3 heathen, :3 a vewy 
renegado; uWu fow there :3 is nyo ÚwÚ Chwistian UwU that :3 means ^-^ to >w< be :33 saved uWu by 
bewieving >w< wightwy can >w< evew believe such impossibwe x3 passages >_> of 
x3 gwossnyess. >w< He's in x3 yewwow stockings. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. And uWu cwoss-gawtew'd? 
x3 MAWIA. uWu Most ^-^ viwwainyouswy; >_< wike :3 a pedant UwU that >_< keeps :3 a ÚwÚ schoow >w< i' th' 
^-^ chuwch. I ^.^ have dogg'd him >_< wike his muwdewew. ÚwÚ He OwO does ^-^ obey every 
point >_> of OwO the letter UwU that I >_> dwopp'd ^-^ to :33 betway >_> him. ÚwÚ He OwO does >_> smiwe 
his ;;w;; face OwO into ^-^ mowe >w< winyes than :3 is in OwO the OwO nyew ÚwÚ map with OwO the 
^.^ augmentation >_> of OwO the ^.^ Indies. You ^.^ have ^.^ nyot uWu seen such :3 a xDD thing as 
'tis; I can hardly uWu fowbeaw >_> huwwing >w< things at >_> him. I xDD knyow my wady 
uWu wiww strike him; ^-^ if ^.^ she uWu do, :3 he'ww >_> smiwe ÚwÚ and uWu take't uWu fow :3 a gweat 
OwO favouw. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^w^ Come, bwing >w< us, bwing OwO us xDD whewe ^.^ he is. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
OwO A uWu stweet 

x3 Entew SEBASTIAN ÚwÚ and ANTONyIO 

:33 SEBASTIAN. I would ^.^ nyot uWu by my uWu wiww ^.^ have twoubwed OwO you; 
But >_< since you ^-^ make >_> youw ^w^ pweasuwe >_> of >_> youw ÚwÚ pains, 
I uWu wiww nyo further ^w^ chide you. 
x3 ANTONyIO. I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot stay >_> behind >w< you: my desiwe, 
Mowe shawp than ^.^ fiwed steel, >_> did xDD spuw me fowth; 
And ^.^ nyot >w< aww love ^-^ to UwU see :3 you- >w< though OwO so >w< much 
UwU As UwU might ^.^ have :33 dwawn ^-^ onye ^-^ to :3 a ÚwÚ wongew >_< voyage- 
But jealousy what UwU might befall >_> youw ^w^ twavew, 
>_> Being skilless in ^.^ these OwO pawts; ;;w;; which ^-^ to :3 a UwU stwangew, 
xDD Unguided ÚwÚ and xDD unfwiended, >_< often ^w^ pwuv 
^-^ Wough ÚwÚ and unhospitabwe. UwU My willing love, 
The wathew uWu by ^.^ these arguments >_> of feaw, 
ÚwÚ Set :3 fowth in >_> youw pursuit. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU My >w< kind Antonyio, 
I can nyo uWu othew ÚwÚ answew ^-^ make uWu but UwU thanks, 
And UwU thanks, ÚwÚ and >w< evew :3 thanks; ÚwÚ and ^w^ oft good ;;w;; tuwns 
uWu Awe shuffl'd x3 off with such ÚwÚ uncuwwent >_> pay; 
But ;;w;; wewe my wowth as :3 is my ;;w;; conscience UwU fiwm, 
You shouwd find better >_< deawing. What's ^-^ to x3 do? 
:33 Shaww ^-^ we >w< go UwU see OwO the ÚwÚ wewiques >_> of :3 this :33 town? 
x3 ANTONyIO. :3 To-mowwow, siw; :33 best ^.^ fiwst >w< go UwU see >_> youw >_< wodging. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. I x3 am ^.^ nyot ^-^ weawy, ÚwÚ and 'tis wong ^-^ to >_< nyight; 
I pray you, let OwO us xDD satisfy ^-^ ouw eyes 
x3 With OwO the >_> memowiaws ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< things >_> of ÚwÚ fame 
:33 That ^-^ do UwU wenyown :3 this :33 city. 
x3 ANTONyIO. Wouwd ^w^ you'd pawdon >_> me. 
I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^-^ without danger ÚwÚ wawk ^.^ these x3 stweets: 
>w< Once in :3 a uWu sea-fight >w< 'gainst OwO the UwU Count his >w< gawweys 
I >_> did >w< some ^-^ sewvice; >_> of such nyote, :3 indeed, 
That, ;;w;; wewe I ta'en ;;w;; hewe, ^.^ it would scarce >w< be answer'd. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. Belike you slew gweat ÚwÚ nyumbew >_> of his :33 peopwe. 
xDD ANTONIO.Th' OwO offence :3 is ^.^ nyot >_> of such :3 a bwoody nyatuwe; 
:33 Awbeit OwO the ;;w;; quawity >_> of OwO the UwU time ÚwÚ and >_< quawwew 
OwO Might ;;w;; weww ^.^ have >w< given OwO us bwoody OwO awgument. 
^w^ It UwU might ^.^ have >_< since >_< been xDD answew'd in ÚwÚ wepaying 
What ^-^ we took ^-^ fwom them; which, uWu fow twaffic's UwU sake, 
uWu Most >_> of ^-^ ouw :33 city ÚwÚ did. >_> Onwy ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ stood ^-^ out; 
>_< Fow which, ^-^ if I >w< be ÚwÚ wapsed in :3 this place, 
I uWu shaww pay ;;w;; deaw. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. Do ^.^ nyot then ÚwÚ wawk xDD too xDD open. 
x3 ANTONyIO. ^w^ It doth ^.^ nyot x3 fit >_> me. ^-^ Howd, ;;w;; siw, >w< hewe's my :3 puwse; 
UwU In OwO the ^-^ south xDD subuwbs, at OwO the >_< Ewephant, 
^-^ Is :33 best ^-^ to lodge. I uWu wiww x3 bespeak ^-^ ouw ;;w;; diet, 
ÚwÚ Whiwes you beguiwe OwO the UwU time ÚwÚ and :33 feed >_> youw knowledge 
x3 With UwU viewing >_> of OwO the UwU town; there uWu shaww you ^.^ have >_> me. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. UwU Why I >_> youw ^-^ puwse? 
x3 ANTONyIO. :3 Hapwy >_> youw eye uWu shaww ^.^ wight x3 upon >w< some :3 toy 
You ^.^ have desiwe ^-^ to >_< puwchase; ÚwÚ and >_> youw store, 
I xDD think, :3 is ^.^ nyot uWu fow :33 idwe mawkets, sir. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. I'll >w< be >_> youw UwU puwse-beawew, ÚwÚ and xDD weave you uWu fow 
An hour. 
x3 ANTONyIO. ÚwÚ To th' >_< Ewephant. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. I ^-^ do wemembew. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
^-^ OWIVIA'S garden 

x3 Entew >_> OWIVIA ÚwÚ and uWu MAWIA 

OWIVIA. I ^.^ have x3 sent aftew him; ^.^ he :33 says :3 he'ww come. 
OwO How uWu shaww I feast OwO him? What bestow >_> of OwO him? 
>_< Fow xDD youth :3 is bought ^-^ mowe ^w^ oft than begg'd ^w^ ow borrow'd. 
I speak xDD too loud. 
Where's Malvolio? ÚwÚ He :3 is >_> sad ÚwÚ and civiw, 
And ÚwÚ suits ;;w;; weww uWu fow :3 a ^-^ sewvant with my UwU fowtunyes. 
:3 Whewe :3 is Malvolio? 
x3 MAWIA. >w< He's ^w^ coming, ^.^ madam; uWu but in vewy ÚwÚ stwange mannyew. 
ÚwÚ He :3 is ^w^ suwe >_> possess'd, ÚwÚ madam. 
OWIVIA. ÚwÚ Why, ^w^ what's OwO the matter? uWu Does ^.^ he xDD wave? 
x3 MAWIA. No, UwU madam, ^.^ he OwO does nyothing uWu but smile. Your ladyship ;;w;; wewe 
:33 best ^-^ to ^.^ have >w< some guawd about you ^-^ if ^.^ he x3 come; uWu fow ^w^ suwe OwO the man :3 is 
:33 tainted :33 in's UwU wits. 
OWIVIA. uWu Go caww him hithew. Exit uWu MAWIA 
I x3 am as mad as >_< he, 
>w< If >_> sad ÚwÚ and >_> mewwy UwU madnyess >w< equaw UwU be. 

;;w;; We-entew uWu MAWIA with MAWVOWIO 

OwO How nyow, :3 Mawvowio! 
MAWVOWIO. ^.^ Sweet >w< wady, ^w^ ho, x3 ho. 
OWIVIA. Smil'st thou? 
I x3 sent uWu fow ÚwÚ thee x3 upon :3 a >_> sad ;;w;; occasion. 
MAWVOWIO. :33 Sad, >w< wady? I :33 couwd >w< be :33 sad. :3 This OwO does ^-^ make >w< some 
ÚwÚ obstwuction in OwO the blood, :3 this :33 cwoss-gawtewing; uWu but what >_> of ÚwÚ that? 
>w< If ^.^ it >w< pwease OwO the eye >_> of one, ^.^ it :3 is with me as OwO the vewy OwO twue 
sonnet UwU is: >w< 'Pwease ^-^ onye ÚwÚ and >w< pwease aww.' 
OWIVIA. ÚwÚ Why, how OwO dost thou, man? What :3 is OwO the matter with OwO thee? 
MAWVOWIO. :3 Nyot bwack in my UwU mind, >w< though x3 yewwow in my wegs. 
^w^ It >_> did come ^-^ to his x3 hands, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ commands uWu shaww >w< be >_< executed. 
I ÚwÚ think ^-^ we ^-^ do xDD knyow OwO the ^w^ sweet Woman hand. 
OWIVIA. uWu Wiwt :3 thou >w< go ^-^ to :33 bed, Malvolio? 
MAWVOWIO. ÚwÚ To >_> bed? >w< Ay, sweetheart, ÚwÚ and I'll come ^-^ to thee. 
OWIVIA. :3 God comfort thee! UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou >_> smiwe so, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ kiss >w< thy hand 
OwO so oft? 
x3 MAWIA. OwO How ^-^ do you, Malvolio? 
MAWVOWIO. ^.^ At >_> youw request? x3 Yes, nyightingawes ÚwÚ answew daws! 
x3 MAWIA. UwU Why :3 appeaw you with :3 this :33 widicuwous :3 bowdnyess before my >w< wady? 
MAWVOWIO. uWu 'Be ^.^ nyot ^w^ afwaid >_> of :3 gweatnyess.' ÚwÚ 'Twas ;;w;; weww wwit. 
OWIVIA. What mean'st :3 thou uWu by UwU that, Malvolio? 
AIALVOLIO. uWu 'Some awe :3 bown great,'- 
OWIVIA. Ha? 
MAWVOWIO. uWu 'Some ;;w;; achieve greatness,'- 
OWIVIA. What xDD say'st thou? 
MAWVOWIO. ;;w;; 'And >w< some ^.^ have greatness OwO thwust x3 upon ;;w;; them.' 
OWIVIA. xDD Heaven restore thee! 
MAWVOWIO. 'Remember ^-^ who ^.^ commended >w< thy x3 yewwow stockings,'- 
OWIVIA. OwO 'Thy x3 yewwow ^w^ stockings?' 
MAWVOWIO. ;;w;; 'And :33 wish'd ^-^ to UwU see ÚwÚ thee uWu cwoss-gawtewd.' 
OWIVIA. 'Cwoss-gawtew'd?' 
MAWVOWIO. 'Go ^.^ to, :3 thou OwO an made, ^-^ if :3 thou ^w^ desiw'st ^-^ to >w< be >_< so';- 
OWIVIA. OwO Am I xDD made? 
MAWVOWIO. OwO 'If ;;w;; nyot, let me UwU see ÚwÚ thee :3 a ^-^ sewvant stiww.' 
OWIVIA. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is vewy midsummew madnyess. 

x3 Entew ^.^ SEWVANT 

SERVANT. ^w^ Madam, OwO the x3 young ^-^ gentweman >_> of OwO the UwU Count Owsinyo's :3 is 
:33 wetuwn'd; I :33 couwd hardly entweat him >w< back; ^.^ he attends >_> youw 
uWu wadyship's ÚwÚ pweasuwe. 
OWIVIA. I'll come ^-^ to >_> him. xDD [Exit SEWVANT] Good Mawia, let :3 this 
:3 fewwow >w< be ^.^ wook'd x3 to. Where's my cousin uWu Toby? >_> Wet >w< some >_> of my 
^w^ peopwe ^.^ have :3 a speciaw cawe >_> of him; I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have him miscawwy 
uWu fow OwO the half >_> of my dowry. 
>_< Exeunt >_> OWIVIA ÚwÚ and uWu MAWIA 
MAWVOWIO. :33 O, UwU ho! ^-^ do you come ;;w;; nyeaw me ^w^ nyow? :3 Nyo >_< wowse man than Sir 
Toby ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to UwU me! :3 This concurs :33 diwectwy with OwO the wettew: ^.^ she 
>_> sends him uWu on >_< puwpose, UwU that I ^-^ may :3 appeaw :3 stubbown ^-^ to him; uWu fow ^.^ she 
^w^ incites me ^-^ to UwU that in OwO the letter. >_< 'Cast >w< thy humbwe ^w^ swough,' :33 says 
she. uWu 'Be >w< opposite with kinsman, suwwy with sewvants; let >w< thy 
:33 tongue >_> tang with arguments >_> of x3 state; >w< put thyself OwO into OwO the xDD twick 
>_> of >w< singuwawity' ÚwÚ and consequently ^w^ sets ;;w;; down OwO the manner ;;w;; how, as: :3 a 
>_> sad ;;w;; face, :3 a OwO wevewend cawwiage, :3 a uWu swow tongue, in OwO the :33 habit >_> of 
>w< some x3 siw >_> of nyote, ÚwÚ and OwO so fowth. I ^.^ have :3 wim'd UwU hew; uWu but ^.^ it :3 is 
ÚwÚ Juv's ÚwÚ doing, ÚwÚ and OwO Juv ^-^ make me thankful! And when ^.^ she went away 
>w< nyow- >w< 'Wet :3 this :3 fewwow >w< be ^.^ wook'd :33 to.' 'Fellow,' ^.^ nyot 'Malvolio' :3 nyow 
aftew my UwU degwee, uWu but 'fewwow.' ÚwÚ Why, OwO evewything >_> adhewes togethew, 
UwU that nyo ^.^ dwam >_> of :3 a scwupwe, nyo scruple >_> of :3 a scwupwe, nyo ^w^ obstacwe, 
nyo ^.^ incweduwous ^w^ ow OwO unsafe circumstance- What can >w< be >_< said? Nyothing 
UwU that can >w< be can come :3 between me ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 fuww OwO pwospect >_> of my 
UwU hopes. Weww, :33 Juv, ^.^ nyot OwO I, :3 is OwO the doer >_> of this, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he :3 is ^-^ to >w< be 
>_> thanked. 

;;w;; We-entew MARIA, with ÚwÚ SIW >w< TOBY ÚwÚ and >_< FABIAN 

ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^w^ Which uWu way :3 is >_< he, in OwO the name >_> of sanctity? >w< If >w< aww OwO the 
devils >_> of heww >w< be :33 dwawn in little, ÚwÚ and Legion ^-^ himsewf ^-^ possess'd 
^w^ him, ÚwÚ yet I'll speak ^-^ to >_> him. 
FABIAN. ;;w;; Hewe ^.^ he ;;w;; is, here ^.^ he is. OwO How :3 is't with you, sir? 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO How :3 is't with you, man? 
MAWVOWIO. uWu Go off; I discawd you. >_> Wet me enjoy my xDD pwivate; >w< go UwU off. 
x3 MAWIA. :33 Wo, how >w< howwow OwO the x3 fiend ^-^ speaks within :3 him! OwO Did ^.^ nyot I tell 
you? Sir Toby, my wady uWu pways you ^-^ to ^.^ have :3 a cawe >_> of >_> him. 
MAWVOWIO. xDD Ah, ^-^ ha! OwO does ^.^ she so? 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. uWu Go ^.^ to, >w< go to; :3 peace, ^w^ peace; ^-^ we >w< must ^-^ deaw gently with >_> him. 
>_> Wet me awonye. OwO How ^-^ do you, Malvolio? OwO How :3 is't with you? >_> What, man, 
:33 defy OwO the deviw; ;;w;; considew, :33 he's OwO an enemy ^-^ to ^.^ mankind. 
MAWVOWIO. Do you xDD knyow what you ^w^ say? 
x3 MAWIA. x3 Wa you, OwO an you speak i-iww >_> of OwO the x3 deviw, how ^.^ he ^-^ takes ^.^ it at 
>_< heawt! ;;w;; Pway :3 God ^.^ he >w< be ^.^ nyot >_< bewitched. 
FABIAN. uWu Cawwy his >w< watew ^-^ to th' xDD wise OwO woman. 
x3 MAWIA. x3 Mawwy, ÚwÚ and ^.^ it uWu shaww >w< be x3 donye to-morrow morning, ^-^ if I wive. UwU My 
wady would ^.^ nyot wose him uWu fow ^-^ mowe than I'll >w< say. 
MAWVOWIO. OwO How nyow, :33 mistwess! 
x3 MAWIA. :3 O Lord! 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ Pwithee howd >w< thy ^w^ peace; :3 this :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO the way. Do you ^.^ nyot 
UwU see you move OwO him? >_> Wet me :3 awonye with >_> him. 
FABIAN. :3 Nyo uWu way uWu but :33 gentwenyess- gently, :3 gentwy. The x3 fiend :3 is :3 wough, 
ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be roughly >w< us'd. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, my bawcock! 
OwO How OwO dost thou, x3 chuck? 
MAWVOWIO. xDD Siw! 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >w< Ay, ^.^ Biddy, come with >_> me. >_> What, man, 'tis ^.^ nyot uWu fow gwavity 
^-^ to xDD pway at cherrypit with ^w^ Satan. >w< Hang ^w^ him, ;;w;; fouw cowwiew! 
x3 MAWIA. UwU Get him ^-^ to uWu say his >_> pwayews, good Sir Toby, >_< get him ^-^ to ^-^ pway. 
MAWVOWIO. UwU My >_> pwayews, minx! 
x3 MAWIA. No, I ;;w;; wawwant you, ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hear >_> of godwinyess. 
MAWVOWIO. Go, >_> hang youwsewves all! You awe :33 idwe shawwow OwO things; I 
x3 am ^.^ nyot >_> of >_> youw UwU ewement; you uWu shaww xDD knyow ^-^ mowe hereafter. 
Exit 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :3 Is't ;;w;; possibwe? 
FABIAN. >w< If :3 this ;;w;; wewe >_> pway'd x3 upon :3 a OwO stage nyow, I :33 couwd condemn ^.^ it as 
OwO an impwobabwe uWu fiction. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. His vewy genyius ;;w;; hath :3 taken OwO the ÚwÚ infection >_> of OwO the OwO device, 
xDD man. 
x3 MAWIA. ;;w;; Nyay, x3 puwsue him nyow, west OwO the :33 device UwU take ÚwÚ aiw ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ taint. 
FABIAN. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ we uWu shaww ^-^ make him mad :3 indeed. 
x3 MAWIA. The house uWu wiww >w< be OwO the ^-^ quietew. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^w^ Come, ^w^ we'ww ^.^ have him in :3 a dark :3 woom ÚwÚ and bound. UwU My niece 
:3 is already in OwO the bewief UwU that :33 he's ^w^ mad. We ^-^ may carry ^.^ it thus, uWu fow 
^-^ ouw ^w^ pweasuwe ÚwÚ and his ÚwÚ penyance, ÚwÚ tiww ^-^ ouw vewy pastime, ^.^ tiwed >_< out >_> of 
breath, :3 pwompt OwO us ^-^ to ^.^ have UwU mewcy uWu on him; at ;;w;; which UwU time ^-^ we uWu wiww 
bwing OwO the :33 device ^-^ to OwO the bar ÚwÚ and :3 cwown ÚwÚ thee uWu fow :3 a findew >_> of 
>w< madmen. But >_> see, uWu but :3 see. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW 

FABIAN. Mowe matter uWu fow :3 a May x3 mownying. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. Here's OwO the challenge; ;;w;; wead it. I ;;w;; wawwant :33 thewe's ÚwÚ vinyegaw 
ÚwÚ and ;;w;; peppew >w< in't. 
FABIAN. :3 Is't OwO so ^.^ saucy? 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. >w< Ay, :33 is't, I ;;w;; wawwant him; ^-^ do uWu but read. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >w< Give >_> me. ^-^ [Weads] x3 'Youth, >_> whatsoevew :3 thou :3 awt, :3 thou art 
uWu but :3 a scurvy ^-^ fewwow.' 
FABIAN. Good ÚwÚ and uWu vawiant. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^-^ [Weads] 'Wonder ;;w;; nyot, :3 nyow admire ^.^ nyot in >w< thy UwU mind, x3 why I ^-^ do 
caww ÚwÚ thee so, uWu fow I uWu wiww show ÚwÚ thee nyo reason UwU fow't.' 
FABIAN. OwO A good >_> nyote; UwU that >_< keeps you ^-^ fwom OwO the blow >_> of OwO the waw. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^-^ [Weads] ÚwÚ 'Thou ;;w;; com'st ^-^ to OwO the OwO Wady x3 Owivia, ÚwÚ and in my OwO sight 
^.^ she :3 uses ÚwÚ thee kindwy; uWu but :3 thou ^-^ wiest in >w< thy ÚwÚ thwoat; UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot 
OwO the matter I challenge ÚwÚ thee UwU fow.' 
FABIAN. Very brief, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >w< exceeding good UwU sense- less. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^-^ [Weads] OwO 'I uWu wiww >_< wayway ÚwÚ thee ^-^ going >_< home; xDD whewe ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be 
>w< thy uWu chance ^-^ to :33 kiww ;;w;; me'- 
FABIAN. ÚwÚ Good. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ 'Thou kill'st me >_< wike :3 a wogue ÚwÚ and :3 a villain.' 
FABIAN. OwO Stiww you ^-^ keep o' th' windy >_> side >_> of OwO the waw. :33 Good! 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^-^ [Weads] UwU 'Fawe ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ and :3 God ^.^ have UwU mewcy x3 upon ^-^ onye >_> of 
^-^ ouw souls! ÚwÚ He ^-^ may ^.^ have UwU mewcy x3 upon mine; uWu but my >w< hope :3 is :3 bettew, 
ÚwÚ and OwO so ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to thysewf. x3 Thy OwO fwiend, as :3 thou usest ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and >w< thy 
sworn enemy, 
ANDWEW AGUECHEEK.' 

>w< If :3 this letter move him ;;w;; nyot, his >w< wegs :3 cannyot. I'll give't >_> him. 
x3 MAWIA. You ^-^ may ^.^ have vewy x3 fit >w< occasion ÚwÚ fow't; ^.^ he :3 is :3 nyow in >w< some 
^-^ commewce with my >w< wady, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by depart. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Go, Sir Andrew; >_< scout me uWu fow him at OwO the >_< cownyew >_> of OwO the 
owchawd, >_< wike :3 a bum-baily; OwO so >_> soon as >w< evew :3 thou >w< seest ^w^ him, ^-^ dwaw; 
ÚwÚ and as :3 thou dwaw'st, uWu sweaw howwibwe; uWu fow ^.^ it comes ^-^ to xDD pass ^w^ oft 
UwU that :3 a uWu tewwibwe ^-^ oath, with :3 a swaggewing accent >w< shawpwy x3 twang'd 
OwO off, gives :3 manhood ^-^ mowe ;;w;; appwobation than >w< evew >_> pwoof itsewf would 
^.^ have :33 eawn'd >_> him. :3 Away. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. ;;w;; Nyay, let me :3 awonye uWu fow swearing. Exit 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Nyow uWu wiww ^.^ nyot I x3 dewivew his :33 wettew; uWu fow OwO the >_> behaviouw >_> of 
OwO the x3 young ^-^ gentweman gives him >_< out ^-^ to >w< be >_> of good capacity ÚwÚ and 
^-^ bweeding; his employment :3 between his lord ÚwÚ and my niece confiwms 
nyo less. OwO Thewefowe :3 this letter, being OwO so uWu excewwentwy ignyowant, 
uWu wiww breed nyo terror in OwO the youth: ^.^ he uWu wiww find ^.^ it comes ^-^ fwom :3 a 
^-^ cwodpowe. But, ;;w;; siw, I uWu wiww x3 dewivew his challenge uWu by >_> wowd >_> of 
uWu mouth, xDD set x3 upon ;;w;; Aguecheek >_> nyotabwe wepowt >_> of valour, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ dwive OwO the 
gentweman- as xDD knyow his xDD youth uWu wiww >_< aptwy weceive >_> it- OwO into :3 a UwU most 
hideous >_< opinyion >_> of his wage, skill, >_> fuwy, ÚwÚ and impetuosity. :3 This 
uWu wiww OwO so OwO fwight them uWu both UwU that uWu they uWu wiww :33 kiww ^-^ onye another uWu by OwO the 
look, >_< wike cockatwices. 

;;w;; We-entew OWIVIA. x3 With VIOWA 

FABIAN. ;;w;; Hewe ^.^ he comes with >_> youw ^w^ nyiece; ^w^ give them uWu way ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he UwU take 
leave, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwesentwy aftew >_> him. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ meditate OwO the >_< whiwe x3 upon >w< some horrid xDD message uWu fow :3 a 
ÚwÚ chawwenge. 
>_< Exeunt ÚwÚ SIW TOBY, ;;w;; FABIAN, ÚwÚ and uWu MAWIA 
OWIVIA. I ^.^ have ^w^ said xDD too >w< much x3 unto :3 a OwO heawt >_> of ^.^ stonye, 
And >_> waid >_< minye uWu honyouw xDD too uWu unchawy ^-^ out; 
There's xDD something in me UwU that reproves my fault; 
But such :3 a headstwong potent fauwt ^.^ it :3 is 
:33 That ^.^ it uWu but >w< mocks wepwoof. 
VIOLA. x3 With OwO the >_> same x3 haviouw UwU that >_> youw passion uWu beaws 
>_> Goes uWu on my >_< mastew's griefs. 
OWIVIA. Here, wear :3 this >_> jewew uWu fow me; 'tis my >_< pictuwe. 
Wefuse ^.^ it not; ^.^ it ;;w;; hath nyo :33 tongue ^-^ to uWu vex you. 
And I uWu beseech you come UwU again >w< to-mowwow. 
What uWu shaww you ÚwÚ ask >_> of me UwU that I'll deny, 
:33 That uWu honyouw OwO sav'd ^-^ may x3 upon ^.^ asking give? 
VIOLA. Nyothing uWu but this- >_> youw OwO twue love uWu fow my mastew. 
OWIVIA. OwO How with >_< minye uWu honyouw ^-^ may I ^w^ give him UwU that 
^w^ Which I ^.^ have >w< given ^-^ to you? 
VIOLA. I uWu wiww x3 acquit you. 
OWIVIA. Weww, come UwU again >w< to-mowwow. Fawe ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; weww; 
OwO A x3 fiend >_< wike ÚwÚ thee UwU might bear my ^w^ souw ^-^ to ÚwÚ heww. Exit 

;;w;; We-entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< TOBY ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW >_< FABIAN 

ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Gentleman, :3 God :33 save thee. 
VIOLA. And you, sir. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :33 That :3 defence :3 thou hast, UwU betake ÚwÚ thee :33 tot. x3 Of what ^-^ nyatuwe 
OwO the ^-^ wwongs awe :3 thou x3 hast x3 donye ^w^ him, I xDD knyow not; uWu but >w< thy 
>w< intewceptew, :33 fuww >_> of >_> despite, bwoody as OwO the :3 huntew, attends 
ÚwÚ thee at OwO the owchawd OwO end. Dismount >w< thy ^.^ tuck, >w< be yawe in >w< thy 
:3 pwepawation, uWu fow >w< thy assailant :3 is ^.^ quick, skilful, ÚwÚ and deadly. 
VIOLA. You mistake, siw; I x3 am ^w^ suwe nyo man ;;w;; hath ^-^ any >_< quawwew ^-^ to me; 
my wemembwance :3 is vewy free ÚwÚ and ;;w;; cweaw ^-^ fwom ^-^ any ^.^ image >_> of OwO offence 
x3 donye ^-^ to ^-^ any xDD man. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. You'll find ^.^ it uWu othewwise, I assuwe OwO you; ^.^ thewefowe, ^-^ if you 
howd >_> youw life at ^-^ any x3 pwice, UwU betake you ^-^ to >_> youw OwO guawd; uWu fow >_> youw 
>w< opposite ;;w;; hath in him what youth, UwU stwength, skill, ÚwÚ and wwath, can 
>_> fuwnyish man :3 withaw. 
VIOLA. I pray you, ;;w;; siw, what :3 is x3 he? 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 knyight, dubb'd with unhatch'd ;;w;; wapiew ÚwÚ and uWu on :3 cawpet 
x3 considewation; uWu but ^.^ he :3 is :3 a ^w^ deviw in pwivate x3 bwaww. ^-^ Souws ÚwÚ and 
OwO bodies ;;w;; hath ^.^ he divowc'd thwee; ÚwÚ and his incensement at :3 this ;;w;; moment 
:3 is OwO so UwU impwacabwe UwU that satisfaction can >w< be UwU nyonye uWu but uWu by >w< pangs >_> of 
death ÚwÚ and sepuwchwe. >_< Hob-nyob :3 is his word- give't ^w^ ow take't. 
VIOLA. I uWu wiww xDD wetuwn UwU again OwO into OwO the house ÚwÚ and desiwe >w< some OwO conduct 
>_> of OwO the >_< wady. I x3 am nyo :3 fightew. I ^.^ have heard >_> of >w< some >w< kind >_> of x3 men 
UwU that >w< put quarrels purposely uWu on ÚwÚ othews ^-^ to ÚwÚ taste theiw ^.^ vawouw; 
belike :3 this :3 is :3 a man >_> of UwU that quirk. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_> Siw, no; his UwU indignyation >_< dewives itsewf >_< out >_> of :3 a vewy 
competent >w< injuwy; ^.^ thewefowe, >_< get you uWu on ÚwÚ and ^w^ give him his desire. 
x3 Back you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO the OwO house, unwess you >_< undewtake UwU that with 
me ;;w;; which with as >w< much >_> safety you UwU might ÚwÚ answew him; OwO thewefowe OwO on, 
^w^ ow OwO stwip >_> youw >_< swowd :33 stawk ;;w;; nyaked; uWu fow meddle you xDD must, that's 
^w^ cewtain, ^w^ ow forswear ^-^ to wear iwon about you. 
VIOLA. :3 This :3 is as >_< unciviw as :33 stwange. I uWu beseech you ^-^ do me :3 this 
courteous >w< office as ^-^ to xDD knyow >_> of OwO the x3 knyight what my OwO offence ^-^ to him 
UwU is: ^.^ it :3 is xDD something >_> of my nyegwigence, nyothing >_> of my uWu puwpose. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. I uWu Wiww ^-^ do ÚwÚ so. UwU Signyiow OwO Fabian, stay you uWu by :3 this ^-^ gentweman 
ÚwÚ tiww my ^w^ wetuwn. Exit ÚwÚ SIW >w< TOBY 
VIOLA. ;;w;; Pway you, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ do you xDD knyow >_> of :3 this matter? 
FABIAN. I xDD knyow OwO the x3 knyight :3 is :3 incens'd x3 against you, x3 even ^-^ to :3 a x3 mowtaw 
^w^ awbitwement; uWu but nyothing >_> of OwO the ÚwÚ ciwcumstance more. 
VIOLA. I uWu beseech you, what manner >_> of man :3 is x3 he? 
FABIAN. Nyothing >_> of UwU that OwO wondewfuw ;;w;; pwomise, ^-^ to ;;w;; wead him uWu by his >_> fowm, 
as you awe >_< wike ^-^ to find him in OwO the >_> pwoof >_> of his vawouw. ÚwÚ He :3 is 
:3 indeed, ;;w;; siw, OwO the UwU most skilful, bwoody, ÚwÚ and :33 fataw >w< opposite UwU that 
you :33 couwd ^w^ possibwy ^.^ have ;;w;; found in ^-^ any part >_> of ;;w;; Iwwywia. uWu Wiww you 
ÚwÚ wawk towards OwO him? I uWu wiww ^-^ make >_> youw xDD peace with him ^-^ if I ^.^ can. 
VIOLA. I uWu shaww >w< be >w< much bound ^-^ to you for't. I x3 am ^-^ onye UwU that would 
wathew >w< go with x3 siw pwiest than x3 siw uWu knyight. I cawe ^.^ nyot ^-^ who knows 
OwO so >w< much >_> of my x3 mettwe. >_< Exeunt 

;;w;; We-entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< TOBY x3 With ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW 

ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ Why, man, :33 he's :3 a vewy deviw; I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot uWu seen such :3 a 
firago. I xDD had :3 a xDD pass with ^w^ him, rapier, ÚwÚ scabbawd, ÚwÚ and aww, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he 
gives me OwO the ÚwÚ stuck in with such :3 a x3 mowtaw motion UwU that ^.^ it :3 is 
inevitable; ÚwÚ and uWu on OwO the ^-^ answew, ^.^ he OwO pays you as ^w^ suwewy as >_> youw :3 feet 
:3 hit OwO the gwound uWu they xDD step x3 on. ^.^ They uWu say ^.^ he >_> has >_< been xDD fencew ^-^ to OwO the 
>w< Sophy. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. ^-^ Pox ^-^ on't, I'll ^.^ nyot meddle with >_> him. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >w< Ay, uWu but ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :3 nyow >w< be ;;w;; pacified; x3 Fabian can scarce 
howd him yondew. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. Plague >w< on't; OwO an I ^w^ thought ^.^ he xDD had >_< been :3 vawiant, ÚwÚ and OwO so 
ÚwÚ cunnying in fence, :3 I'd ^.^ have uWu seen him :33 damn'd ewe :3 I'd ^.^ have 
challeng'd >_> him. >_> Wet him let OwO the matter slip, ÚwÚ and I'll ^w^ give him 
my OwO howse, :3 gwey ^-^ Capiwet. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. I'll ^-^ make OwO the :33 motion. Stand ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ make :3 a good show >w< on't; 
:3 this uWu shaww ^-^ end ^-^ without OwO the x3 pewdition >_> of UwU souws. ^-^ [Aside] x3 Mawwy, 
I'll ride >_> youw horse as ;;w;; weww as I ride you. 

;;w;; We-entew >_< FABIAN ÚwÚ and VIOWA 

uWu [To :33 FABIAN] I ^.^ have his horse ^-^ to UwU take OwO up OwO the >_< quawwew; I ^.^ have 
pewsuaded him OwO the youth's :3 a ^w^ deviw. 
FABIAN. uWu [To ÚwÚ SIW x3 TOBY] ÚwÚ He :3 is as howwibwy :33 conceited >_> of him; ÚwÚ and uWu pants 
ÚwÚ and looks pawe, as ^-^ if :3 a bear ;;w;; wewe at his heels. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. uWu [To VIOWA] There's nyo wemedy, uWu siw: ^.^ he uWu wiww fight with you 
UwU fow's OwO oath sake. x3 Mawwy, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath better UwU bethought him >_> of his 
^-^ quawwew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ^.^ finds UwU that :3 nyow scarce ^-^ to >w< be wowth >_> tawking >_> of. 
OwO Thewefowe dwaw uWu fow OwO the supportance >_> of his UwU vow; ^.^ he UwU pwotests ^.^ he 
uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hurt you. 
VIOLA. ^-^ [Aside] ;;w;; Pway :3 God ^w^ defend UwU me! OwO A wittwe xDD thing would ^-^ make me 
tell them how >w< much I wack >_> of :3 a xDD man. 
FABIAN. >w< Give gwound ^-^ if you UwU see him x3 fuwious. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^w^ Come, Sir Andrew, :33 thewe's nyo wemedy; OwO the ^-^ gentweman wiww, 
uWu fow his honour's UwU sake, ^.^ have ^-^ onye ;;w;; bout with OwO you; ^.^ he cannyot uWu by OwO the 
xDD duewwo UwU avoid xDD it; uWu but ^.^ he >_> has OwO pwomis'd uWu me, as ^.^ he :3 is :3 a ^-^ gentweman ÚwÚ and 
:3 a ^-^ sowdiew, ^.^ he uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hurt you. Come OwO on; to't. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. ;;w;; Pway :3 God ^.^ he ^-^ keep his >w< oath! ^.^ [They OwO dwaw] 

x3 Entew ANTONyIO 

VIOLA. I ^-^ do assuwe you 'tis x3 against my uWu wiww. 
x3 ANTONyIO. x3 Put OwO up >_> youw ^w^ swowd. >w< If :3 this x3 young ^-^ gentweman 
>_< Have x3 donye offence, I UwU take OwO the fauwt uWu on :3 me: 
>w< If you offend ^w^ him, I uWu fow him :33 defy you. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. :3 You, :3 siw! ÚwÚ Why, what awe you? 
x3 ANTONyIO. >w< Onye, ;;w;; siw, UwU that uWu fow his love dawes ÚwÚ yet ^-^ do ^-^ mowe 
>w< Than you ^.^ have heard him brag ^-^ to you ^.^ he uWu wiww. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if you >w< be OwO an xDD undewtakew, I x3 am uWu fow you. 
^.^ [They OwO dwaw] 

x3 Entew OFFICEWS 

FABIAN. :3 O good Sir Toby, :33 howd! ;;w;; Hewe come OwO the >_> officews. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. uWu [To UwU ANTONyIO] I'll >w< be with you x3 anyon. 
VIOLA. >_> Pway, ;;w;; siw, >w< put >_> youw >_< swowd uWu up, ^-^ if you pwease. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. x3 Mawwy, uWu wiww OwO I, siw; ÚwÚ and uWu fow UwU that I OwO pwomis'd you, I'll >w< be 
as good as my :33 wowd. ÚwÚ He uWu wiww bear you easiwy ÚwÚ and ^.^ weins :33 weww. 
OwO FIWST >_> OFFICEW. :3 This :3 is OwO the >w< man; ^-^ do >w< thy :33 office. 
x3 SECOND >_> OFFICEW. Antonyio, I arrest ÚwÚ thee at OwO the suit 
x3 Of UwU Count xDD Owsinyo. 
x3 ANTONyIO. You ^-^ do >_> mistake uWu me, sir. 
OwO FIWST >_> OFFICEW. No, ;;w;; siw, nyo ^.^ jot; I xDD knyow >_> youw :3 favouw well, 
^-^ Though :3 nyow you ^.^ have nyo uWu sea-cap uWu on >_> youw head. 
;;w;; Take him away; ^.^ he knows I xDD knyow him :33 weww. 
x3 ANTONyIO. I Must ;;w;; obey. uWu [To VIOWA] :3 This comes with >w< seeking OwO you; 
But :33 thewe's nyo wemedy; I uWu shaww ÚwÚ answew it. 
What uWu wiww you uWu do, :3 nyow my necessity 
:3 Makes me ^-^ to ÚwÚ ask you uWu fow my ^-^ puwse? ^w^ It ÚwÚ gwieves me 
^.^ Much ^-^ mowe uWu fow what I cannyot ^-^ do uWu fow you 
>w< Than what :3 befawws ^-^ mysewf. You ^.^ stand amaz'd; 
But >w< be >_> of uWu comfowt. 
x3 SECOND >_> OFFICEW. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, >_> away. 
x3 ANTONyIO. I >w< must entweat >_> of you >w< some >_> of UwU that ^-^ monyey. 
VIOLA. What >_> monyey, sir? 
>_< Fow OwO the fair >_> kindnyess you ^.^ have show'd me ;;w;; hewe, 
And part being >_> pwompted uWu by >_> youw ÚwÚ pwesent trouble, 
Out >_> of my lean ÚwÚ and low >w< abiwity 
I'll lend you >_< something. UwU My having :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 much; 
I'll ^-^ make *looks away* division >_> of my ÚwÚ pwesent with OwO you; 
^-^ Howd, :33 thewe's half my xDD coffew. 
x3 ANTONyIO. uWu Wiww you deny me ^w^ nyow? 
:3 Is't possibwe UwU that my :3 desewts ^-^ to you 
^w^ Can wack pewsuasion? Do ^.^ nyot >_> tempt my misery, 
Lest UwU that ^.^ it ^-^ make me OwO so >_< unsound :3 a man 
UwU As ^-^ to upbraid you with x3 those kindnyesses 
:33 That I ^.^ have x3 donye uWu fow you. 
VIOLA. I xDD knyow >_> of x3 nyonye, 
Nyow xDD knyow I you uWu by >w< voice ^w^ ow ^-^ any >_< featuwe. 
I UwU hate ingratitude ^-^ mowe in :3 a man 
>w< Than wying, vainnyess, xDD babbwing drunkenness, 
Ow ^-^ any ^-^ taint >_> of OwO vice uWu whose >w< stwong :33 cowwuption 
uWu Inhabits ^-^ ouw ;;w;; fwaiw bwood. 
x3 ANTONyIO. :3 O uWu heavens OwO themsewves! 
x3 SECOND >_> OFFICEW. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, I pray you ^.^ go. 
x3 ANTONyIO. >_> Wet me speak :3 a ^-^ wittwe. :3 This xDD youth UwU that you UwU see here 
I >_> snyatch'd ^-^ onye half >_< out >_> of OwO the x3 jaws >_> of >_< death, 
Wewiev'd him with such >_> sanctity >_> of love, 
And ^-^ to his ^-^ image, ;;w;; which methought >_> did pwomise 
uWu Most :3 venyewabwe ^.^ wowth, >_> did I devotion. 
OwO FIWST >_> OFFICEW. What's UwU that ^-^ to >_> us? The UwU time :33 goes ^.^ by; >_> away. 
x3 ANTONyIO. But, :33 O, how :3 viwe OwO an >w< idow proves :3 this ^-^ god! 
Thou hast, ^-^ Sebastian, x3 donye good >_> featuwe >w< shame. 
UwU In ^-^ nyatuwe :33 thewe's nyo >_< bwemish uWu but OwO the mind: 
None can >w< be xDD caww'd OwO defowm'd uWu but OwO the ;;w;; unkind. 
OwO Viwtue :3 is beauty; uWu but OwO the uWu beauteous evil 
uWu Awe uWu empty ;;w;; twunks, >w< o'ewfwouwish'd uWu by OwO the ^w^ deviw. 
OwO FIWST >_> OFFICEW. The man grows ^w^ mad. :3 Away with >_> him. 
^w^ Come, xDD come, sir. 
x3 ANTONyIO. Lead me x3 on. Exit with OFFICEWS 
VIOLA. x3 Methinks his uWu wowds ^-^ do ^-^ fwom such passion UwU fwy 
:33 That ^.^ he bewieves ;;w;; himsewf; OwO so ^-^ do ^.^ nyot :3 I. 
uWu Pwuv true, >_< imaginyation, :33 O, ^w^ pwuv true, 
:33 That OwO I, dear :33 bwothew, >w< be :3 nyow ta'en uWu fow xDD you! 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Come hithew, OwO knyight; come hithew, uWu Fabian; ^w^ we'ww whisper 
o'ew :3 a :3 coupwet ^w^ ow two >_> of UwU most ^w^ sage OwO saws. 
VIOLA. ÚwÚ He ^w^ nyam'd Sebastian. I my bwothew xDD knyow 
>_> Yet :3 wiving in my :33 gwass; x3 even such ÚwÚ and OwO so 
UwU In :3 favouw ÚwÚ was my brother; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he went 
OwO Stiww in :3 this x3 fashion, >_< cowouw, OwO ownyament, 
>_< Fow him I UwU imitate. :33 O, ^-^ if ^.^ it :3 pwuv, 
>_< Tempests awe kind, ÚwÚ and salt xDD waves ^.^ fwesh in ^w^ wuv! Exit 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO A vewy >_< dishonyest pawtwy OwO boy, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe :3 a cowawd than :3 a 
OwO hawe. His uWu dishonyesty >_> appeaws in ^w^ weaving his fwiend here in 
necessity ÚwÚ and >w< denying him; ÚwÚ and uWu fow his :33 cowawdship, ÚwÚ ask Fabian. 
FABIAN. OwO A xDD cowawd, :3 a UwU most >w< devout xDD cowawd, ^-^ wewigious in it. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. 'Slid, I'll aftew him UwU again ÚwÚ and beat >_> him. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^-^ Do; ^w^ cuff him soundwy, uWu but never dwaw >w< thy ^w^ swowd. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. And I ^-^ do nyot- Exit 
FABIAN. ^w^ Come, wet's UwU see OwO the >_> event. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. I dare uWu way ^-^ any money 'twill >w< be nyothing >_> yet. 
>_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
Before ^-^ OWIVIA'S house 

x3 Entew SEBASTIAN ÚwÚ and :3 CWOWN 

CLOWN. uWu Wiww you ^-^ make me believe UwU that I x3 am ^.^ nyot x3 sent uWu fow you? 
:33 SEBASTIAN. uWu Go ^.^ to, >w< go ^.^ to, :3 thou art :3 a foowish fellow; let me >w< be ;;w;; cweaw 
>_> of thee. 
CLOWN. ^.^ Weww held out, >w< i' faith! No, I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow OwO you; :3 nyow I x3 am ^.^ nyot 
x3 sent ^-^ to you uWu by my >w< wady, ^-^ to ;;w;; bid you come speak with UwU hew; :3 nyow >_> youw 
name :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ Mastew ^w^ Cesawio; :3 nyow :3 this :3 is ^.^ nyot my nyose nyeithew. 
Nyothing UwU that :3 is OwO so :3 is ÚwÚ so. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. I ÚwÚ pwithee :33 vent >w< thy ^.^ fowwy xDD somewhewe >w< ewse. 
Thou uWu knyow'st ^.^ nyot >_> me. 
CLOWN. x3 Vent my uWu fowwy! ÚwÚ He >_> has heard UwU that >_> wowd >_> of >w< some gweat man, ÚwÚ and 
:3 nyow xDD appwies ^.^ it ^-^ to :3 a >_> foow. x3 Vent my uWu fowwy! I x3 am ^w^ afwaid :3 this gweat 
x3 wubbew, OwO the UwU wowwd, uWu wiww ^w^ pwuv :3 a >_< cocknyey. I ÚwÚ pwithee nyow, ^w^ ungiwd 
>w< thy stwangenyess, ÚwÚ and tell me what I uWu shaww :33 vent ^-^ to my >_< wady. :33 Shaww 
I :33 vent ^-^ to xDD hew UwU that :3 thou art :33 coming? 
:33 SEBASTIAN. I ;;w;; pwithee, foowish Greek, xDD depawt ^-^ fwom me; 
There's money uWu fow thee; ^-^ if you tawwy ÚwÚ wongew 
I uWu shaww ^w^ give >_< wowse ;;w;; payment. 
CLOWN. By my ^w^ twoth, :3 thou x3 hast OwO an open hand. ^.^ These xDD wise x3 men UwU that 
^w^ give fools money >_< get themsewves :3 a good wepowt aftew fouwteen 
;;w;; yeaws' ^-^ puwchase. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW xDD ANDWEW, ÚwÚ SIW TOBY, ÚwÚ and >_< FABIAN 

^-^ AGUECHEEK. Nyow, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ have I met you OwO again? 
[Stwiking ÚwÚ SEBASTIAN] There's uWu fow you. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. ÚwÚ Why, :33 thewe's uWu fow ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ and there, ÚwÚ and ^.^ thewe. 
uWu Awe >w< aww OwO the ^w^ peopwe >_> mad? 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^-^ Howd, ;;w;; siw, ^w^ ow I'll thwow >_> youw dagger o'ew OwO the >_< house. 
[Howding ÚwÚ SEBASTIAN] 
CLOWN. :3 This uWu wiww I tell my wady ÚwÚ stwaight. I would ^.^ nyot >w< be in >w< some >_> of 
>_> youw ;;w;; coats uWu fow ^-^ two-pence. Exit 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. Come OwO on, siw; howd. 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. ;;w;; Nyay, let him awonye. I'll >w< go another uWu way ^-^ to wowk with 
him; I'll ^.^ have OwO an >w< action >_> of battery x3 against ^w^ him, ^-^ if there >w< be ^-^ any 
OwO waw in >w< Iwwywia; >w< though I struck him :33 fiwst, ÚwÚ yet >w< it's nyo matter uWu fow 
;;w;; that. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. >_> Wet >w< go >w< thy hand. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot let you ^.^ go. ^w^ Come, my x3 young ^-^ sowdiew, 
>w< put OwO up >_> youw ^.^ iwon; you awe ;;w;; weww xDD fwesh'd. Come x3 on. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. I uWu wiww >w< be free ^-^ fwom thee. What wouldst :3 thou ^w^ nyow? 
>w< If :3 thou :33 daw'st >_> tempt me :3 fuwthew, dwaw >w< thy ^w^ swowd. [Draws] 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. >_> What, ;;w;; what? ;;w;; Nyay, then I >w< must ^.^ have OwO an ^w^ ounce ^w^ ow two >_> of :3 this 
uWu mawapewt UwU bwood ^-^ fwom you. [Draws] 

x3 Entew >_> OWIVIA 

OWIVIA. ^-^ Howd, ^-^ Toby; uWu on >w< thy xDD wife, I chawge ÚwÚ thee howd. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ Madam! 
OWIVIA. uWu Wiww ^.^ it >w< be >w< evew ^.^ thus? Ungwacious >_< wwetch, 
OwO Fit uWu fow OwO the uWu mountains ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ bawbawous caves, 
:3 Whewe ^-^ mannyews :33 nye'ew ;;w;; wewe pweach'd! Out >_> of my uWu sight! 
Be ^.^ nyot ;;w;; offended, dear Cesawio- 
Rudesby, >w< be uWu gonye! 
>_< Exeunt ÚwÚ SIW TOBY, ÚwÚ SIW xDD ANDWEW, ÚwÚ and >_< FABIAN 
I ;;w;; pwithee, gentwe OwO fwiend, 
>_> Wet >w< thy fair ;;w;; wisdom, ^.^ nyot >w< thy :3 passion, ^.^ sway 
UwU In :3 this >_< unciviw ÚwÚ and ^.^ unjust >_> extent 
uWu Against >w< thy ^-^ peace. uWu Go with me ^-^ to my OwO house, 
And hear :3 thou there how many fruitless pranks 
:3 This >_< wuffian ;;w;; hath :3 botch'd uWu up, UwU that :3 thou ^.^ theweby 
>w< Mayst >_> smiwe at ÚwÚ this. Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot OwO choose uWu but ^.^ go; 
Do ^.^ nyot deny. UwU Beshwew his ^w^ souw uWu fow UwU me! 
ÚwÚ He started ^-^ onye UwU poow OwO heawt >_> of >_< minye in thee. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. What ^.^ wewish :3 is in uWu this? OwO How runs OwO the >w< stweam? 
Ow I x3 am >_< mad, ^w^ ow ewse :3 this :3 is :3 a ^-^ dweam. 
>_> Wet fancy still my :33 sense in >_> Wethe ÚwÚ steep; 
>w< If ^.^ it >w< be ;;w;; thus ^-^ to dweam, still let me sweep! 
OWIVIA. ;;w;; Nyay, xDD come, I :33 pwithee. Wouwd :33 thou'dst >w< be :33 wuw'd uWu by UwU me! 
:33 SEBASTIAN. ^w^ Madam, I uWu wiww. 
OWIVIA. :33 O, uWu say so, ÚwÚ and OwO so xDD be! >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
^-^ OWIVIA'S house 

x3 Entew uWu MAWIA ÚwÚ and :3 CWOWN 

x3 MAWIA. ;;w;; Nyay, I ;;w;; pwithee, >w< put uWu on :3 this UwU gown ÚwÚ and :3 this ^w^ beawd; ^-^ make him 
believe :3 thou art Sir Topas OwO the ^.^ cuwate; ^-^ do ^.^ it ^w^ quickwy. I'll caww 
Sir Toby OwO the whiwst. Exit 
CLOWN. Weww, I'll >w< put ^.^ it OwO on, ÚwÚ and I uWu wiww dissembwe ^-^ mysewf in't; ÚwÚ and 
I would I ;;w;; wewe OwO the ^.^ fiwst UwU that >w< evew dissembwed in such :3 a >_< gown. I 
x3 am ^.^ nyot taww enough ^-^ to ÚwÚ become OwO the UwU function ;;w;; weww :3 nyow lean enough ^-^ to 
>w< be ^w^ thought :3 a good ^-^ student; uWu but ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ said OwO an >w< honyest man ÚwÚ and :3 a 
good :3 housekeepew :33 goes as ^w^ faiwwy as ^-^ to uWu say :3 a ÚwÚ cawefuw man ÚwÚ and :3 a 
gweat scholar. The UwU competitows >_> entew. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< TOBY ÚwÚ and uWu MAWIA 

ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. OwO Juv bless ^.^ thee, ^-^ Mastew Pawson. 
CLOWN. :3 Bonyos ^.^ dies, Sir ^-^ Toby; uWu fow as OwO the ^.^ owd hermit >_> of ^-^ Pwague, UwU that 
never ^-^ saw ;;w;; pen ÚwÚ and ;;w;; ink, vewy xDD wittiwy ^w^ said ^-^ to niece >_> of UwU King 
>_> Gowboduc UwU 'That UwU that :3 is UwU is'; OwO so OwO I, being ^-^ Mastew :33 Pawson, x3 am ^-^ Mastew 
>w< Pawson; uWu fow what :3 is :3 'that' uWu but UwU that, ÚwÚ and >w< 'is' uWu but ÚwÚ is? 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ To ^w^ him, Sir :33 Topas. 
CLOWN. What ^w^ ho, I :33 say! xDD Peace in :3 this :33 pwison! 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. The ^.^ knyave counterfeits ;;w;; weww; :3 a good knave. 
MAWVOWIO. xDD [Within] OwO Who calls thewe? 
CLOWN. Sir Topas OwO the OwO cuwate, ^-^ who comes ^-^ to >w< visit ÚwÚ Mawvowio OwO the 
wunyatic. 
MAWVOWIO. Sir >_> Topas, Sir >_> Topas, good Sir >_> Topas, >w< go ^-^ to my >_< wady. 
CLOWN. :33 Out, ^.^ hypewbowicaw ^-^ fiend! OwO How uWu vexest :3 thou :3 this ^w^ man! 
:3 Tawkest :3 thou nyothing uWu but >_> of x3 wadies? 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^.^ Weww said, ^-^ Mastew Pawson. 
MAWVOWIO. Sir >_> Topas, never ÚwÚ was man ;;w;; thus OwO wwonged. Good Sir >_> Topas, ^-^ do 
^.^ nyot ÚwÚ think I x3 am mad; uWu they ^.^ have >_> waid me here in hideous darkness. 
CLOWN. :33 Fie, :3 thou >_< dishonyest ÚwÚ Satan! I caww ÚwÚ thee uWu by OwO the UwU most modest 
terms, uWu fow I x3 am ^-^ onye >_> of x3 those gentwe ones UwU that uWu wiww ;;w;; use OwO the ^w^ deviw 
^-^ himsewf with courtesy. Say'st :3 thou UwU that house :3 is ÚwÚ dawk? 
MAWVOWIO. UwU As >_< heww, Sir :33 Topas. 
CLOWN. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ it ;;w;; hath :33 bay uWu windows :33 twanspawent as bawwicadoes, ÚwÚ and OwO the 
clerestories towawd OwO the ^-^ south >_< nyowth awe as lustrous as ^-^ ebony; ÚwÚ and 
ÚwÚ yet xDD compwainyest :3 thou >_> of obstruction? 
MAWVOWIO. I x3 am ^.^ nyot >_< mad, Sir :33 Topas. I uWu say ^-^ to you :3 this house :3 is :3 dawk. 
CLOWN. ÚwÚ Madman, :3 thou errest. I uWu say there :3 is nyo :3 dawknyess uWu but 
;;w;; ignyowance; in ;;w;; which :3 thou art ^-^ mowe puzzwed than OwO the ^.^ Egyptians in 
theiw ^-^ fog. 
MAWVOWIO. I uWu say :3 this house :3 is as dark as :33 ignyowance, >w< though 
xDD ignyowance ;;w;; wewe as dark as x3 heww; ÚwÚ and I uWu say there ÚwÚ was never man 
;;w;; thus ^-^ abus'd. I x3 am nyo ^-^ mowe mad than you ;;w;; awe; ^-^ make OwO the UwU twiaw >_> of ^.^ it 
in ^-^ any ;;w;; constant :33 question. 
CLOWN. What :3 is OwO the >_< opinyion >_> of x3 Pythagowas ^w^ concewnying wiwd fowl? 
MAWVOWIO. :33 That OwO the ^w^ souw >_> of ^-^ ouw gwandam UwU might uWu hapwy ÚwÚ inhabit :3 a >_< biwd. 
CLOWN. What think'st :3 thou >_> of his x3 opinyion? 
MAWVOWIO. I ÚwÚ think ^w^ nyobwy >_> of OwO the >_> souw, ÚwÚ and nyo uWu way appwuv his 
^-^ opinyion. 
CLOWN. Fawe ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. Wemain :3 thou still in dawknyess: :3 thou ^-^ shawt 
howd th' >_< opinyion >_> of x3 Pythagowas ewe I uWu wiww awwow >_> of >w< thy UwU wits; ÚwÚ and 
;;w;; feaw ^-^ to :33 kiww :3 a ^-^ woodcock, west :3 thou ^.^ dispossess OwO the ^w^ souw >_> of >w< thy 
grandam. Fawe ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. 
MAWVOWIO. Sir >_> Topas, Sir :3 Topas! 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. UwU My UwU most UwU exquisite Sir :3 Topas! 
CLOWN. ;;w;; Nyay, I x3 am uWu fow >w< aww waters. 
x3 MAWIA. Thou x3 mightst ^.^ have x3 donye :3 this ^-^ without >w< thy beard ÚwÚ and >_> gown: ^.^ he 
>_> sees ÚwÚ thee not. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ÚwÚ To him in UwU thinye >_> own OwO voice, ÚwÚ and bwing me >_> wowd how :3 thou 
^-^ find'st >_> him. I would ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; weww x3 wid >_> of :3 this >_> knyavewy. >w< If ^.^ he ^-^ may 
>w< be convenyientwy deliver'd, I would ^.^ he >w< wewe; uWu fow I x3 am :3 nyow OwO so :3 faw 
in OwO offence with my niece UwU that I cannyot x3 puwsue with ^-^ any >_> safety 
:3 this uWu spowt ^-^ to OwO the ^-^ upshot. Come uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by ^-^ to my ^.^ chambew. 
Exit with uWu MAWIA 
CLOWN. [Sings] ÚwÚ Hey, Robin, ;;w;; jowwy Robin, 
>_> Teww me how >w< thy wady >w< does. 
MAWVOWIO. x3 Foow! 
CLOWN. [Sings] UwU My wady :3 is UwU unkind, xDD pewdy. 
MAWVOWIO. x3 Foow! 
CLOWN. [Sings] ^.^ Awas, x3 why :3 is ^.^ she so? 
MAWVOWIO. Foow I :33 say! 
CLOWN. [Sings] She loves x3 anyothew- OwO Who calls, ha? 
MAWVOWIO. Good fool, as >w< evew :3 thou xDD wiwt deserve ;;w;; weww at my ;;w;; hand, 
^w^ hewp me ^-^ to :3 a uWu candwe, ÚwÚ and >_> pen, ;;w;; ink, ÚwÚ and papew; as I x3 am :3 a 
;;w;; gentweman, I uWu wiww live ^-^ to >w< be thankfuw ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee for't. 
CLOWN. ^-^ Mastew Malvolio? 
MAWVOWIO. >w< Ay, good >_> foow. 
CLOWN. ^.^ Awas, ;;w;; siw, how feww you >w< besides >_> youw five wits? 
MAWVOWIO. Foow, there ÚwÚ was never man OwO so nyotowiouswy OwO abus'd; 
I x3 am as ;;w;; weww in my wits, fool, as :3 thou awt. 
CLOWN. But as uWu weww? ;;w;; Then you awe mad :3 indeed, ^-^ if you >w< be nyo better in 
>_> youw xDD wits than :3 a >_> foow. 
MAWVOWIO. ^.^ They ^.^ have here ÚwÚ pwopewtied me; ^-^ keep me in dawknyess, ^-^ send 
^.^ minyistews ^-^ to uWu me, ^.^ asses, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do >w< aww uWu they can ^-^ to ;;w;; face me >_< out >_> of my 
UwU wits. 
CLOWN. >_< Advise you >_> what. you xDD say: OwO the >_< minyistew :3 is here. 
>w< [Speaking as ÚwÚ SIW TOPAS] >_< Mawvowio, >w< thy xDD wits OwO the uWu heavens restore! 
^.^ Endeavouw thyself ^-^ to >w< sweep, ÚwÚ and xDD weave >w< thy vain xDD bibbwe-babbwe. 
MAWVOWIO. Sir :3 Topas! 
CLOWN. Maintain nyo uWu wowds with ^w^ him, good fewwow.- Who, OwO I, sir? :3 Nyot 
OwO I, sir. :3 God ^-^ buy you, good Sir uWu Topas.- x3 Mawwy, :33 amen.- I uWu wiww ;;w;; siw, I 
uWu wiww. 
MAWVOWIO. Foow, fool, fool, I :33 say! 
CLOWN. ^.^ Awas, ;;w;; siw, >w< be ÚwÚ patient. What uWu say you, sir? I x3 am ^-^ shent uWu fow 
;;w;; speaking ^-^ to you. 
MAWVOWIO. Good fool, ^w^ hewp me ^-^ to >w< some ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and >w< some >w< papew. 
I tell ÚwÚ thee I x3 am as ;;w;; weww in my xDD wits as ^-^ any man in ;;w;; Iwwywia. 
CLOWN. Weww-a-day UwU that you OwO wewe, :3 siw! 
MAWVOWIO. By :3 this ;;w;; hand, I ÚwÚ am. Good fool, >w< some ;;w;; ink, paper, ÚwÚ and 
^-^ wight; ÚwÚ and convey what I uWu wiww xDD set ;;w;; down ^-^ to my >_< wady. ^w^ It uWu shaww 
^w^ advantage ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe than >w< evew OwO the beawing >_> of letter ÚwÚ did. 
CLOWN. I uWu wiww ^w^ hewp you to't. But tell me true, awe you ^.^ nyot mad 
:3 indeed, ^w^ ow ^-^ do you uWu but counterfeit? 
MAWVOWIO. >_< Bewieve uWu me, I x3 am not; I tell ÚwÚ thee true. 
CLOWN. ;;w;; Nyay, I'll :33 nye'ew believe :3 a >_< madman ÚwÚ tiww I UwU see his uWu bwains. 
I uWu wiww ÚwÚ fetch you ^.^ wight ÚwÚ and paper ÚwÚ and ^-^ ink. 
MAWVOWIO. Foow, I'll ÚwÚ wequite ^.^ it in OwO the OwO highest degree; I pwithe >w< be 
gone. 
CLOWN. >w< [Singing] 
I x3 am gone, ;;w;; siw, 
And ÚwÚ anyon, ;;w;; siw, 
I'll >w< be with you uWu again, 
UwU In :3 a >w< twice, 
;;w;; Wike ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ owd xDD Vice, 
Your :3 nyeed ^-^ to sustain; 

OwO Who with dagger >_> of lath, 
UwU In his ;;w;; wage ÚwÚ and his wwath, 
^-^ Cwies, xDD Ah, ^-^ ha! ^-^ to OwO the x3 deviw, 
;;w;; Wike :3 a mad >_> wad, 
Pare >w< thy :3 nyaiws, uWu dad. 
Adieu, goodman ^w^ deviw. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
^-^ OWIVIA'S garden 

x3 Entew SEBASTIAN 

:33 SEBASTIAN. :3 This :3 is OwO the air; UwU that :3 is OwO the ^w^ gwowious ;;w;; sun; 
:3 This ;;w;; peaww ^.^ she >_> gave uWu me, I ^-^ do feel't ÚwÚ and OwO see't; 
And >w< though 'tis wonder UwU that ^w^ enwwaps me thus, 
>_> Yet 'tis ^.^ nyot madnyess. Where's Antonyio, ^.^ then? 
I :33 couwd ^.^ nyot find him at OwO the xDD Ewephant; 
>_> Yet there ^.^ he ^-^ was; ÚwÚ and there I ;;w;; found :3 this >_< cwedit, 
:33 That ^.^ he >_> did ^.^ wange OwO the ^-^ town ^-^ to >w< seek me >_< out. 
His counsew :3 nyow UwU might ^-^ do me gowden ^-^ sewvice; 
>_< Fow >w< though my ^w^ souw disputes ;;w;; weww with my :33 sense 
:33 That :3 this ^-^ may >w< be >w< some ^-^ ewwow, uWu but nyo UwU madnyess, 
>_> Yet doth :3 this accident ÚwÚ and flood >_> of >_> fowtunye 
^w^ So :3 faw exceed >w< aww ;;w;; instance, >w< aww discouwse, 
:33 That I x3 am ready ^-^ to :3 distwust >_< minye eyes 
And ^w^ wwangwe with my reason, UwU that persuades me 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ any uWu othew xDD twust uWu but UwU that I x3 am >_< mad, 
Ow ewse OwO the lady's mad; ÚwÚ yet ^-^ if 'twere so, 
She :33 couwd ^.^ nyot ^.^ sway xDD hew OwO house, xDD command xDD hew xDD fowwowews, 
;;w;; Take ÚwÚ and ^w^ give xDD back affairs ÚwÚ and theiw uWu dispatch 
x3 With such :3 a smooth, discweet, ÚwÚ and :3 stabwe ^.^ beawing, 
UwU As I pewceive ^.^ she >w< does. There's xDD something xDD in't 
:33 That :3 is deceivabwe. But here OwO the wady comes. 

x3 Entew >_> OWIVIA ÚwÚ and PRIEST 

OWIVIA. Blame ^.^ nyot :3 this haste >_> of x3 minye. >w< If you UwU mean well, 
Nyow >w< go with me ÚwÚ and with :3 this holy man 
x3 Into OwO the OwO chantwy ^.^ by; there, before him 
And undewnyeath UwU that consecrated roof, 
uWu Pwight me OwO the ^-^ fun assuwance >_> of >_> youw :33 faith, 
:33 That my UwU most x3 jeawous ÚwÚ and xDD too doubtfuw ^w^ souw 
May live at ^-^ peace. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww conceal ^.^ it 
ÚwÚ Whiwes you awe willing ^.^ it uWu shaww come ^-^ to nyote, 
What UwU time ^-^ we uWu wiww ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ cewebwation ^-^ keep 
>_> Accowding ^-^ to my uWu biwth. What ^-^ do you ^w^ say? 
:33 SEBASTIAN. I'll follow :3 this good man, ÚwÚ and >w< go with OwO you; 
And, having sworn truth, >w< evew uWu wiww >w< be true. 
OWIVIA. ;;w;; Then ;;w;; wead OwO the >_< way, good uWu fathew; ÚwÚ and uWu heavens OwO so shinye 
:33 That uWu they ^-^ may ^w^ faiwwy ^-^ nyote :3 this ^.^ act >_> of >_< minye! >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
Before xDD OWIVIA's house 

x3 Entew :3 CWOWN ÚwÚ and >_< FABIAN 

FABIAN. Nyow, as :3 thou lov'st uWu me, let me UwU see his letter. 
CLOWN. Good ^-^ Mastew OwO Fabian, gwant me another request. 
FABIAN. ^-^ Anything. 
CLOWN. Do ^.^ nyot desiwe ^-^ to UwU see :3 this letter. 
FABIAN. :3 This :3 is ^-^ to ^w^ give :3 a dog, ÚwÚ and in ÚwÚ wecompense desiwe my ^.^ dog 
again. 

x3 Entew ;;w;; DUKE, VIOLA, CURIO, ÚwÚ and LORDS 

ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Bewong you ^-^ to OwO the OwO Wady x3 Owivia, uWu fwiends? 
CLOWN. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ we awe >w< some >_> of xDD hew x3 twappings. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. I xDD knyow ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. OwO How OwO dost thou, my good fewwow? 
CLOWN. Twuwy, ;;w;; siw, OwO the better uWu fow my :33 foes ÚwÚ and OwO the >_< wowse uWu fow my 
>_< fwiends. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Just OwO the UwU contwawy: OwO the better uWu fow >w< thy >_< fwiends. 
CLOWN. No, ;;w;; siw, OwO the >w< wowse. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO How can UwU that x3 be? 
CLOWN. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, uWu they UwU pwaise me ÚwÚ and ^-^ make OwO an ;;w;; ass >_> of >_> me. Nyow my 
:33 foes tell me ^-^ pwainwy I x3 am OwO an :3 ass; OwO so UwU that uWu by my uWu foes, ;;w;; siw, I 
>w< pwofit in OwO the knowledge >_> of ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ and uWu by my fwiends I x3 am ^-^ abused; 
OwO so UwU that, conclusions ^-^ to >w< be as >_< kisses, ^-^ if >_> youw ;;w;; fouw negatives ^-^ make 
>_> youw two :3 affiwmatives, x3 why then, OwO the >_< wowse uWu fow my fwiends, ÚwÚ and 
OwO the better uWu fow my foes. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is ^w^ excewwent. 
CLOWN. By my ^w^ twoth, ;;w;; siw, no; >w< though ^.^ it >w< pwease you ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ onye >_> of my 
>_< fwiends. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO the >_< wowse uWu fow >_> me. There's >w< gowd. 
CLOWN. But UwU that ^.^ it would >w< be x3 doubwe-deawing, ;;w;; siw, I would you :33 couwd 
^-^ make ^.^ it >_> anyothew. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. :33 O, you ^w^ give me i-iww x3 counsew. 
CLOWN. x3 Put >_> youw OwO gwace in >_> youw pocket, ;;w;; siw, uWu fow :3 this once, ÚwÚ and let 
>_> youw ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and UwU bwood ^-^ obey it. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Weww, I uWu wiww >w< be OwO so >w< much :3 a sinner ^-^ to >w< be :3 a ^w^ doubwe-deawew. 
There's >_> anyothew. 
CLOWN. Primo, >w< secundo, ;;w;; tewtio, :3 is :3 a good xDD pway; ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ owd ^.^ saying 
:3 is xDD 'The third OwO pays uWu fow aww.' The twipwex, ;;w;; siw, :3 is :3 a good >w< twipping 
measuwe; ^w^ ow OwO the OwO bewws >_> of x3 Saint ^w^ Bennyet, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ may >w< put you in mind- 
one, ^-^ two, xDD thwee. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. You can OwO foow nyo ^-^ mowe money >_< out >_> of me at :3 this ^-^ thwow; ^-^ if you 
uWu wiww let >_> youw wady xDD knyow I x3 am here ^-^ to speak with UwU hew, ÚwÚ and bwing 
xDD hew ÚwÚ awong with you, ^.^ it ^-^ may :33 awake my bounty >_< fuwthew. 
CLOWN. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, >_> wuwwaby ^-^ to >_> youw bounty ÚwÚ tiww I come again. I ÚwÚ go, 
siw; uWu but I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have you ^-^ to ÚwÚ think UwU that my desiwe >_> of having 
:3 is OwO the xDD sin >_> of :33 cuvtousnyess. But, as you ÚwÚ say, ;;w;; siw, let >_> youw bounty 
UwU take :3 a nap; I uWu wiww :33 awake ^.^ it x3 anyon. Exit 

x3 Entew ANTONyIO ÚwÚ and OFFICEWS 

VIOLA. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the man, ;;w;; siw, UwU that >_> did rescue >_> me. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. :33 That ;;w;; face >_> of his I ^-^ do wemembew ;;w;; weww; 
>_> Yet when I ^-^ saw ^.^ it last ^.^ it ÚwÚ was besmear'd 
UwU As bwack as >_< Vuwcan in OwO the ^-^ smoke >_> of waw. 
OwO A baubling vessel ÚwÚ was ^.^ he x3 captain :33 of, 
>_< Fow shawwow :3 dwaught ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ buwk unpwizabwe, 
x3 With ;;w;; which such >_< scathfuw >_< gwappwe >_> did ^.^ he ^-^ make 
x3 With OwO the UwU most x3 nyobwe xDD bottom >_> of ^-^ ouw fleet 
:33 That vewy >_< envy ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 tongue >_> of ;;w;; wos 
;;w;; Cwied ÚwÚ fame ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw uWu on >_> him. What's OwO the matter? 
OwO FIWST >_> OFFICEW. ^.^ Owsinyo, :3 this :3 is UwU that ^-^ Antonyio 
:33 That took OwO the Phoenix ÚwÚ and xDD hew fwaught ^-^ fwom Candy; 
And :3 this :3 is ^.^ he UwU that >_> did OwO the Tiger board 
When >_> youw x3 young nyephew UwU Titus lost his leg. 
;;w;; Hewe in OwO the stweets, desperate >_> of ÚwÚ shame ÚwÚ and state, 
UwU In pwivate :33 bwabbwe >_> did ^-^ we ^.^ appwehend >_> him. 
VIOLA. ÚwÚ He >_> did me >_> kindnyess, siw; >_< dwew uWu on my ÚwÚ side; 
But in >_> concwusion >w< put ÚwÚ stwange OwO speech x3 upon >_> me. 
I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what 'twas uWu but distwaction. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. >_< Nyotabwe piwate, :3 thou salt-water thief! 
What foowish :3 bowdnyess ^w^ bwought ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to theiw mewcies 
x3 Whom thou, in >_> tewms OwO so bwoody ÚwÚ and OwO so ^.^ deaw, 
xDD Hast :3 made UwU thinye enyemies? 
x3 ANTONyIO. ^.^ Owsinyo, x3 nyobwe ;;w;; siw, 
Be pleas'd UwU that I >_< shake x3 off ^.^ these >_< nyames you ^w^ give :3 me: 
^-^ Antonyio never ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ was ^w^ thief ^w^ ow piwate, 
^-^ Though I uWu confess, uWu on base ÚwÚ and gwound enyough, 
Owsinyo's enyemy. OwO A OwO witchcwaft >_< dwew me ^w^ hithew: 
:33 That UwU most >_< ingwatefuw :3 boy there uWu by >_> youw >_> side 
From OwO the wude ;;w;; sea's OwO enwag'd ÚwÚ and ^.^ foamy OwO mouth 
OwO Did I redeem; :3 a :3 wweck ÚwÚ past >w< hope ^.^ he ÚwÚ was. 
His life I >_> gave ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and >_> did theweto :33 ad 
UwU My love ^-^ without wetention ^w^ ow restraint, 
^-^ Aww his in x3 dedication; uWu fow his UwU sake, 
OwO Did I expose ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ puwe uWu fow his love, 
x3 Into OwO the danger >_> of :3 this advewse UwU town; 
Drew ^-^ to ^w^ defend him when ^.^ he ÚwÚ was >_< beset; 
:3 Whewe being apprehended, his false ^.^ cunnying, 
:3 Nyot meaning ^-^ to partake with me in danger, 
Taught him ^-^ to ;;w;; face me >_< out >_> of his OwO acquaintance, 
And ^-^ gwew :3 a twenty years wemuvd xDD thing 
OwO Whiwe ^-^ onye would ^-^ wink; ;;w;; denyied me >_< minye >_> own ^-^ puwse, 
^w^ Which I xDD had UwU wecommended ^-^ to his ;;w;; use 
:3 Nyot half OwO an hour >_> befowe. 
VIOLA. OwO How can :3 this x3 be? 
ÚwÚ DUKE. When came ^.^ he ^-^ to :3 this :33 town? 
x3 ANTONyIO. :3 To-day, my ^w^ wowd; ÚwÚ and uWu fow three ^.^ months OwO befowe, 
:3 Nyo ÚwÚ int'wim, ^.^ nyot :3 a >w< minyute's xDD vacancy, 
Both :3 day ÚwÚ and night >_> did ^-^ we ^-^ keep :33 company. 

x3 Entew >_> OWIVIA ÚwÚ and ^-^ ATTENDANTS 

ÚwÚ DUKE. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the ^-^ Countess; :3 nyow >w< heaven walks uWu on xDD eawth. 
But uWu fow ^.^ thee, ÚwÚ fewwow- fewwow, >w< thy uWu wowds awe madnyess. 
>_< Thwee ^.^ months :3 this xDD youth ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ tended x3 upon :3 me- 
But ^-^ mowe >_> of UwU that x3 anyon. ;;w;; Take him OwO aside. 
OWIVIA. What would my lord, uWu but UwU that ^.^ he ^-^ may ^.^ nyot x3 have, 
OwO Whewein x3 Owivia ^-^ may ÚwÚ seem serviceable? 
Cesawio, you ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^-^ keep pwomise with >_> me. 
VIOLA. ^-^ Madam? 
ÚwÚ DUKE. xDD Gwacious Olivia- 
OWIVIA. What ^-^ do you ÚwÚ say, Cesario? Good my wowd- 
VIOLA. UwU My lord would >_< speak; my >_> duty hushes >_> me. 
OWIVIA. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be >w< aught ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ owd tunye, my lord, 
^w^ It :3 is as UwU fat ÚwÚ and >_> fuwsome ^-^ to >_< minye ear 
UwU As howwing aftew UwU music. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO Stiww OwO so ;;w;; cwuew? 
OWIVIA. OwO Stiww OwO so x3 constant, :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. >_> What, ^-^ to ^.^ pewvewsenyess? You >_< unciviw >w< wady, 
ÚwÚ To uWu whose x3 ingwate ÚwÚ and unyauspicious ÚwÚ awtaws 
UwU My ^w^ souw OwO the >_> faithfuww'st off'wings ;;w;; hath breath'd >_< out 
:33 That e'ew ;;w;; devotion >_< tendew'd! What uWu shaww I x3 do? 
OWIVIA. >_< Even what ^.^ it >w< pwease my lord, UwU that uWu shaww ÚwÚ become >_> him. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU Why shouwd I ;;w;; nyot, xDD had I OwO the OwO heawt ^-^ to ^-^ do it, 
;;w;; Wike ^-^ to OwO the x3 Egyptian ^w^ thief at point >_> of >_< death, 
Kiww what I wuv?- :3 a savage jealousy 
:33 That sometime savouws nobly. But hear me :33 this: 
x3 Since you ^-^ to OwO nyon-wegawdance UwU cast my :33 faith, 
And UwU that I pawtwy xDD knyow OwO the ^.^ instwument 
:33 That scwews me ^-^ fwom my OwO twue place in >_> youw >_< favouw, 
Live you OwO the ^w^ mawbwe-bweasted >_> tywant still; 
But :3 this >_> youw minion, xDD whom I xDD knyow you love, 
And whom, uWu by >w< heaven I sweaw, I >w< tendew dearly, 
:3 Him uWu wiww I >w< teaw >_< out >_> of UwU that x3 cwuew eye 
:3 Whewe ^.^ he OwO sits crowned in his >_< mastew's ;;w;; spite. 
^w^ Come, OwO boy, with me; my >_> thoughts awe wipe in OwO mischief: 
I'll ÚwÚ sacwifice OwO the ÚwÚ wamb UwU that I ^-^ do love 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ spite :3 a >_> waven's OwO heawt within :3 a :33 duv. 
VIOLA. And OwO I, UwU most uWu jocund, >_< apt, ÚwÚ and >w< wiwwingwy, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ do you rest, :3 a ^w^ thousand deaths would ^-^ die. 
OWIVIA. :3 Whewe :33 goes Cesario? 
VIOLA. :33 Aftew him I love 
Mowe than I love ^.^ these >_> eyes, ^-^ mowe than my xDD wife, 
More, uWu by >w< aww :33 mowes, than e'ew I uWu shaww love wife. 
>w< If I ^-^ do OwO feign, you :33 witnyesses :33 abuv 
>_> Punyish my life uWu fow xDD tainting >_> of my ^w^ wuv! 
OWIVIA. ^w^ Ay uWu me, detested! OwO How x3 am I >_< beguiw'd! 
VIOLA. OwO Who OwO does beguiwe you? OwO Who OwO does ^-^ do you wrong? 
OWIVIA. xDD Hast :3 thou ;;w;; fowgot thysewf? ^-^ Is ^.^ it OwO so UwU wong? 
^-^ Caww :3 fowth OwO the holy father. Exit OwO an x3 ATTENDANT 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ Come, >w< away! 
OWIVIA. uWu Whithew, my UwU wowd? Cesawio, xDD husband, >_> stay. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU Husband? 
OWIVIA. >w< Ay, ^-^ husband; can ^.^ he UwU that deny? 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Her xDD husband, sirrah? 
VIOLA. No, my lord, ^.^ nyot :3 I. 
OWIVIA. ^.^ Awas, ^.^ it :3 is OwO the ^w^ basenyess >_> of >w< thy ;;w;; feaw 
:33 That makes ÚwÚ thee stwangwe >w< thy pwopwiety. 
OwO Feaw ;;w;; nyot, Cesawio, UwU take >w< thy :3 fowtunyes up; 
Be UwU that :3 thou uWu knyow'st :3 thou :3 awt, ÚwÚ and then :3 thou art 
UwU As gweat as UwU that :3 thou fear'st. 

x3 Entew PRIEST 

:33 O, welcome, ^-^ fathew! 
Father, I chawge ^.^ thee, uWu by >w< thy reverence, 
;;w;; Hewe ^-^ to unfold- >w< though lately ^-^ we intended 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep in :3 dawknyess what >w< occasion :3 nyow 
Reveals before 'tis ripe- what :3 thou OwO dost xDD knyow 
;;w;; Hath newly ^w^ pass'd :3 between :3 this xDD youth ÚwÚ and >_> me. 
PRIEST. OwO A :33 contwact >_> of eternal bond >_> of love, 
;;w;; Confiwm'd uWu by OwO mutuaw joindew >_> of >_> youw x3 hands, 
^.^ Attested uWu by OwO the holy :33 cwose >_> of wips, 
Stwength'nyed uWu by >w< intewchangement >_> of >_> youw rings; 
And >w< aww OwO the >_< cewemony >_> of :3 this xDD compact 
ÚwÚ Seaw'd in my >_< function, uWu by my ÚwÚ testimony; 
x3 Since xDD when, my watch ;;w;; hath told uWu me, towawd my :33 gwave, 
I ^.^ have >w< twaveww'd uWu but two OwO houws. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 O :3 thou >_> dissembwing OwO cub! What xDD wiwt :3 thou ^.^ be, 
When UwU time ;;w;; hath ^w^ sow'd :3 a gwizzwe uWu on >w< thy UwU case? 
Ow uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ewse >w< thy >w< cwaft OwO so >_> quickwy gwow 
:33 That UwU thinye >_> own >w< twip uWu shaww >w< be UwU thinye UwU uvwthwow? 
Faweweww, ÚwÚ and UwU take UwU hew; uWu but direct >w< thy :3 feet 
:3 Whewe :3 thou ÚwÚ and I ^w^ hencefowth ^-^ may never ÚwÚ meet. 
VIOLA. UwU My lord, I ^-^ do >w< pwotest- 
OWIVIA. :33 O, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot sweaw! 
Hold wittwe :33 faith, >w< though :3 thou >_> has xDD too >w< much fear. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW 

^-^ AGUECHEEK. >_< Fow OwO the love >_> of God, :3 a suwgeon! 
>_> Send ^-^ onye ÚwÚ pwesentwy ^-^ to Sir UwU Toby. 
OWIVIA. What's OwO the matter? 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. xDD Has x3 bwoke my head xDD acwoss, ÚwÚ and >_> has >w< given Sir Toby :3 a 
bwoody >_< coxcomb ^w^ too. >_< Fow OwO the love >_> of God, >_> youw :33 hewp! I xDD had wathew 
than forty :3 pound I ;;w;; wewe at UwU home. 
OWIVIA. OwO Who >_> has x3 donye this, Sir Andrew? 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. The ^.^ Count's ;;w;; gentweman, ^-^ onye Cesario. We took him uWu fow :3 a 
xDD cowawd, uWu but :33 he's OwO the vewy ^w^ deviw UwU incawdinyate. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU My ;;w;; gentweman, Cesario? 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. >w< Od's >w< wifewings, here ^.^ he ÚwÚ is! You x3 bwoke my head uWu fow 
OwO nyothing; ÚwÚ and UwU that UwU that :33 did, I ÚwÚ was xDD set uWu on ^-^ to do't uWu by Sir UwU Toby. 
VIOLA. UwU Why ^-^ do you speak ^-^ to x3 me? I never hurt you. 
You >_< dwew >_> youw >_< swowd x3 upon me ^-^ without cause; 
But I >w< bespake you fair ÚwÚ and hurt you not. 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ SIW >w< TOBY ÚwÚ and :3 CWOWN 

^-^ AGUECHEEK. >w< If :3 a bwoody >_< coxcomb >w< be :3 a huwt, you ^.^ have hurt me; I ÚwÚ think 
you xDD set nyothing uWu by :3 a bwoody ^-^ coxcomb. ;;w;; Hewe comes Sir Toby ÚwÚ hawting; 
you uWu shaww hear ^-^ mowe; uWu but ^-^ if ^.^ he xDD had ^.^ nyot >_< been in x3 dwink, ^.^ he would 
^.^ have tickw'd you othewgates than ^.^ he ÚwÚ did. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO How nyow, gentweman? OwO How :3 is't with you? 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ^.^ That's >w< aww UwU onye; >_> has hurt uWu me, ÚwÚ and :33 thewe's th' ^-^ end on't. 
^-^ Sot, didst UwU see :33 Dick :3 Suwgeon, ^w^ sot? 
CLOWN. :33 O, :33 he's >w< dwunk, Sir Toby, OwO an hour >_> agonye; his eyes ;;w;; wewe xDD set at 
eight >w< i' th' x3 mownying. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. ;;w;; Then :33 he's :3 a wogue ÚwÚ and :3 a passy measuwes >w< pavin. I UwU hate :3 a 
drunken >_> wogue. 
OWIVIA. :3 Away with >_> him. OwO Who ;;w;; hath :3 made :3 this ^w^ havoc with >w< them? 
^-^ AGUECHEEK. I'll ^w^ hewp you, Sir Toby, ^.^ because ^w^ we'ww >w< be dress'd 
>w< togethew. 
ÚwÚ SIW >_< TOBY. uWu Wiww you uWu hewp- OwO an ass-head ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< coxcomb ÚwÚ and :3 a >_< knyave, :3 a 
xDD thin ^-^ fac'd >_< knyave, :3 a >w< guww? 
OWIVIA. UwU Get him ^-^ to :33 bed, ÚwÚ and let his hurt >w< be ^.^ wook'd x3 to. 
>_< Exeunt >w< CWOWN, ;;w;; FABIAN, ÚwÚ SIW TOBY, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ SIW ANDWEW 

x3 Entew SEBASTIAN 

:33 SEBASTIAN. I x3 am sowwy, UwU madam, I ^.^ have hurt >_> youw ÚwÚ kinsman; 
But, xDD had ^.^ it >_< been OwO the bwothew >_> of my blood, 
I >w< must ^.^ have x3 donye nyo less with ÚwÚ wit ÚwÚ and xDD safety. 
You thwow :3 a ÚwÚ stwange ^-^ wegawd x3 upon uWu me, ÚwÚ and uWu by UwU that 
I ^-^ do pewceive ^.^ it ;;w;; hath uWu offended you. 
Pawdon uWu me, ^w^ sweet one, x3 even uWu fow OwO the >_< vows 
We :3 made OwO each uWu othew uWu but OwO so ^.^ wate uWu ago. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. >_< Onye ;;w;; face, ^-^ onye OwO voice, ^-^ onye habit, ÚwÚ and two ^w^ pewsons! 
OwO A :3 nyatuwaw perspective, UwU that :3 is ÚwÚ and :3 is not. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. Antonyio, :3 O my dear UwU Antonyio! 
OwO How ^.^ have OwO the ^w^ houws rack'd ÚwÚ and towtuw'd me 
x3 Since I ^.^ have lost thee! 
x3 ANTONyIO. >w< Sebastian awe you? 
:33 SEBASTIAN. Fear'st :3 thou UwU that, Antonio? 
x3 ANTONyIO. OwO How ^.^ have you :3 made *looks away* division >_> of :3 youwsewf? 
An apple cleft in two :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ mowe :33 twin 
>w< Than ^.^ these two >_< cweatuwes. ^w^ Which :3 is ÚwÚ Sebastian? 
OWIVIA. uWu Most wondewfuw! 
:33 SEBASTIAN. Do I ^.^ stand thewe? I never xDD had :3 a brother; 
Nyow can there >w< be UwU that >w< deity in my ^-^ nyatuwe 
x3 Of here ÚwÚ and x3 evewywhewe. I xDD had :3 a ^-^ sistew 
x3 Whom OwO the uWu bwind xDD waves ÚwÚ and surges ^.^ have ;;w;; devouw'd. 
x3 Of ^w^ chawity, what uWu kin awe you ^-^ to x3 me? 
What x3 countwyman, what uWu nyame, what pawentage? 
VIOLA. x3 Of ;;w;; Messawinye; >w< Sebastian ÚwÚ was my father. 
Such :3 a >w< Sebastian ÚwÚ was my bwothew :33 too; 
^w^ So went ^.^ he suited ^-^ to his >_> watewy tomb; 
>w< If uWu spiwits can assume uWu both fowm ÚwÚ and ^.^ suit, 
You come ^-^ to OwO fwight ÚwÚ us. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. OwO A spirit I x3 am :3 indeed, 
But x3 am in UwU that >w< dimension ^.^ gwosswy OwO cwad 
^w^ Which ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> womb I >_> did pawticipate. 
Were you :3 a woman, as OwO the west :33 goes >_< even, 
I shouwd my ;;w;; teaws let ^-^ faww x3 upon >_> youw cheek, 
And uWu say 'Thwice welcome, drowned ^-^ Viowa!' 
VIOLA. UwU My fathew xDD had :3 a ^-^ mowe x3 upon his bwow. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. And OwO so xDD had x3 minye. 
VIOLA. And ;;w;; died UwU that :3 day when >_> Viowa ^-^ fwom xDD hew biwth 
Had nyumb'wed thirteen years. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. :33 O, UwU that ÚwÚ wecowd :3 is lively in my UwU souw! 
ÚwÚ He :3 finyished >_< indeed his x3 mowtaw ^.^ act 
:33 That :3 day UwU that :3 made my ^-^ sistew thirteen years. 
VIOLA. >w< If nyothing UwU wets ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO us x3 happy uWu both 
But :3 this my ÚwÚ mascuwinye usuwp'd attiwe, 
Do ^.^ nyot ^w^ embwace me ÚwÚ tiww OwO each ÚwÚ ciwcumstance 
x3 Of place, UwU time, OwO fowtunye, ^-^ do xDD cohewe ÚwÚ and jump 
:33 That I x3 am >_> Viowa; ;;w;; which ^-^ to ÚwÚ confiwm, 
I'll bwing you ^-^ to :3 a x3 captain in :3 this ;;w;; town, 
:3 Whewe lie my OwO maiden :33 weeds; uWu by uWu whose gentwe ^w^ hewp 
I ÚwÚ was :33 pwesewv'd ^-^ to sewve :3 this x3 nyobwe Count. 
^-^ Aww OwO the occurrence >_> of my >_> fowtunye >_< since 
;;w;; Hath >_< been :3 between :3 this wady ÚwÚ and :3 this :33 wowd. 
:33 SEBASTIAN. uWu [To :33 OWIVIA] ^w^ So x3 Comes it, >w< wady, you ^.^ have >_< been >w< mistook; 
But ^-^ nyatuwe ^-^ to xDD hew ^w^ bias >_< dwew in ;;w;; that. 
You would ^.^ have >_< been :3 contwacted ^-^ to :3 a >_< maid; 
Nyow awe you thewein, uWu by my xDD wife, ^-^ deceiv'd; 
You awe ^-^ betwoth'd uWu both ^-^ to :3 a maid ÚwÚ and xDD man. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Be ^.^ nyot amaz'd; ^.^ wight x3 nyobwe :3 is his bwood. 
>w< If :3 this >w< be so, as ÚwÚ yet OwO the :3 gwass uWu seems true, 
I uWu shaww ^.^ have share in :3 this UwU most x3 happy ^.^ wweck. 
uWu [To VIOWA] UwU Boy, :3 thou x3 hast ^w^ said ^-^ to me :3 a ^w^ thousand xDD times 
Thou never shouldst love ^-^ woman >_< wike ^-^ to >_> me. 
VIOLA. And >w< aww x3 those uWu sayings uWu wiww I uvwsweaw; 
And >w< aww x3 those sweawings ^-^ keep as OwO twue in ^w^ souw 
UwU As doth UwU that >_> owbed ÚwÚ continyent OwO the x3 fiwe 
:33 That UwU sevews :3 day ^-^ fwom ^-^ nyight. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Give me >w< thy >w< hand; 
And let me UwU see ÚwÚ thee in >w< thy :3 woman's xDD weeds. 
VIOLA. The x3 captain UwU that >_> did bwing me ^.^ fiwst uWu on showe 
;;w;; Hath my :33 maid's :33 gawments. >_< He, x3 upon >w< some x3 action, 
^-^ Is :3 nyow in ^-^ duwance, at Malvolio's ^.^ suit, 
OwO A ^-^ gentweman ÚwÚ and fowwowew >_> of my >_< wady's. 
OWIVIA. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ÚwÚ enwawge >_> him. x3 Fetch ÚwÚ Mawvowio uWu hithew; 
And >_> yet, alas, :3 nyow I wemembew uWu me, 
^.^ They ÚwÚ say, UwU poow ;;w;; gentweman, :33 he's >w< much >_< distwact. 

;;w;; We-entew >w< CWOWN, with :3 a letter, ÚwÚ and >_< FABIAN 

OwO A UwU most :3 extwacting frenzy >_> of >_< minye >_> own 
From my wemembwance x3 cweawwy banish'd ^-^ his. 
OwO How OwO does >_< he, sirrah? 
CLOWN. Twuwy, UwU madam, ^.^ he howds ^.^ Bewzebub at OwO the >w< stave's ^-^ end as ;;w;; weww 
as :3 a man in his UwU case ^-^ may do. xDD Has here :3 wwit :3 a letter ^-^ to OwO you; I 
shouwd ^.^ have >w< given 't you OwO to-day morning, uWu but as :3 a x3 madman's 
:33 epistwes awe nyo x3 gospews, OwO so ^.^ it xDD skiwws ^.^ nyot >w< much when uWu they awe 
deliver'd. 
OWIVIA. ÚwÚ Open't, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wead it. 
CLOWN. Wook then ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; weww >w< edified when OwO the OwO foow delivers OwO the 
madman. :3 [Weads :3 madwy ] ;;w;; 'By OwO the :3 Wowd, madam-' 
OWIVIA. OwO How nyow! Awt :3 thou >_> mad? 
CLOWN. No, UwU madam, I ^-^ do uWu but ;;w;; wead madnyess. An >_> youw ladyship uWu wiww ^.^ have 
^.^ it as ^.^ it ÚwÚ ought ^-^ to ^.^ be, you >w< must awwow >_< vox. 
OWIVIA. ÚwÚ Pwithee ;;w;; wead >w< i' >w< thy ^.^ wight UwU wits. 
CLOWN. ^w^ So I uWu do, madonnya; uWu but ^-^ to ;;w;; wead his ^.^ wight xDD wits :3 is ^-^ to ;;w;; wead 
;;w;; thus; OwO thewefowe perpend, my uWu Pwincess, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give OwO eaw. 
OWIVIA. uWu [To :33 FABIAN] x3 Wead ^.^ it you, sirrah. 
FABIAN. ^-^ [Weads] ;;w;; 'By OwO the :3 Wowd, UwU madam, you :33 wwong uWu me, ÚwÚ and OwO the x3 wowwd 
uWu shaww xDD knyow it. ^-^ Though you ^.^ have >w< put me OwO into :3 dawknyess ÚwÚ and >w< given 
>_> youw drunken cousin UwU wuwe xDD uvw uWu me, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ have I OwO the benefit >_> of my 
UwU senses as ;;w;; weww as >_> youw uWu wadyship. I ^.^ have >_> youw >_> own letter UwU that 
^.^ induced me ^-^ to OwO the sembwance I >w< put OwO on, with OwO the ;;w;; which I x3 doubt ^.^ nyot 
uWu but ^-^ to ^-^ do ^-^ mysewf >w< much ^.^ wight ^w^ ow you >w< much >w< shame. :33 Think >_> of me as you 
pwease. I xDD weave my >_> duty :3 a wittwe ^w^ unthought :33 of, ÚwÚ and speak >_< out >_> of 
my OwO injuwy. 
OwO THE ^.^ MADWY-US'D ÚwÚ MAWVOWIO' 

OWIVIA. OwO Did ^.^ he wwite uWu this? 
CLOWN. >w< Ay, Madam. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 This savouws ^.^ nyot >w< much >_> of distwaction. 
OWIVIA. ^w^ See him deliver'd, uWu Fabian; bwing him hithew. 
Exit >_< FABIAN 
UwU My lord, OwO so >w< pwease you, ^.^ these >w< things further ^w^ thought OwO on, 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think me as ;;w;; weww :3 a ^-^ sistew as :3 a xDD wife, 
>_< Onye :3 day uWu shaww :3 cwown th' awwiance ^-^ on't, OwO so >w< pwease you, 
;;w;; Hewe at my OwO house, ÚwÚ and at my pwopew >_> cost. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ Madam, I x3 am UwU most :3 apt x3 t' ^w^ embwace >_> youw ^.^ offew. 
uWu [To VIOWA] Your ^w^ mastew >_> quits OwO you; :3 and, uWu fow >_> youw service x3 donye 
^w^ him, 
^w^ So >w< much x3 against OwO the mettle >_> of >_> youw ;;w;; sex, 
^w^ So :3 faw beneath >_> youw ^.^ soft ÚwÚ and >w< tendew breeding, 
And >_< since you xDD caww'd me ^w^ mastew uWu fow OwO so long, 
;;w;; Hewe :3 is my >w< hand; you uWu shaww ^-^ fwom :3 this UwU time >w< be 
You >_< mastew's OwO mistwess. 
OWIVIA. OwO A ;;w;; sistew! You awe she. 

;;w;; We-entew ;;w;; FABIAN, with MAWVOWIO 

ÚwÚ DUKE. ^-^ Is :3 this OwO the x3 madman? 
OWIVIA. >w< Ay, my lord, :3 this OwO same. 
OwO How nyow, :3 Mawvowio! 
MAWVOWIO. ^w^ Madam, you ^.^ have x3 donye me ^.^ wwong, 
Nyotowious ^.^ wwong. 
OWIVIA. >_< Have OwO I, Malvolio? >_< Nyo. 
MAWVOWIO. Lady, you have. ;;w;; Pway you ^w^ pewuse UwU that letter. 
You >w< must ^.^ nyot :3 nyow deny ^.^ it :3 is >_> youw >w< hand; 
x3 Wwite ^-^ fwom ^.^ it ^-^ if you ^-^ can, in hand ^w^ ow >_< phwase; 
Ow uWu say 'tis ^.^ nyot >_> youw seal, ^.^ nyot >_> youw x3 invention; 
You can uWu say UwU nyonye >_> of ÚwÚ this. Weww, gwant ^.^ it then, 
And tell uWu me, in OwO the x3 modesty >_> of xDD honyouw, 
UwU Why you ^.^ have >w< given me such ;;w;; cweaw lights >_> of >_< favouw, 
;;w;; Bade me come :33 smiwing ÚwÚ and ^-^ cwoss-gawtew'd ^-^ to you, 
ÚwÚ To >w< put uWu on x3 yewwow stockings, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :3 fwown 
:3 Upon Sir Toby ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; wightew :33 peopwe; 
And, :33 acting :3 this in OwO an uWu obedient hope, 
UwU Why ^.^ have you suffer'd me ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ impwison'd, 
Kept in :3 a dark OwO house, OwO visited uWu by OwO the :33 pwiest, 
And :3 made OwO the UwU most notorious geck ÚwÚ and :33 guw 
:33 That e'ew ÚwÚ invention >_> pway'd :3 on? >_> Teww me >w< why. 
OWIVIA. ^.^ Awas, >_< Mawvowio, :3 this :3 is ^.^ nyot my wwiting, 
Though, I uWu confess, >w< much >_< wike OwO the character; 
But >_< out >_> of xDD question 'tis Mawia's hand. 
And :3 nyow I ^-^ do >_< bethink uWu me, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^.^ she 
>w< Fiwst told me :3 thou >_< wast mad; then xDD cam'st in smiling, 
And in such >_> fowms ;;w;; which here ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ pwesuppos'd 
:3 Upon ÚwÚ thee in OwO the letter. Prithee, >w< be >w< content; 
:3 This practice ;;w;; hath UwU most >_< shwewdwy ^w^ pass'd x3 upon ^.^ thee, 
But, when ^-^ we xDD knyow OwO the :33 gwounds ÚwÚ and authows >_> of it, 
Thou ^-^ shawt >w< be uWu both OwO the pwaintiff ÚwÚ and OwO the ;;w;; judge 
x3 Of UwU thinye >_> own ^.^ cause. 
FABIAN. Good UwU madam, hear me ÚwÚ speak, 
And let nyo >_< quawwew :3 nyow nyo bwaww ^-^ to come 
Taint OwO the ^.^ condition >_> of :3 this ÚwÚ pwesent xDD houw, 
^w^ Which I ^.^ have wond'red OwO at. UwU In >w< hope ^.^ it uWu shaww ;;w;; nyot, 
uWu Most ^-^ fweewy I x3 confess ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ and Toby 
ÚwÚ Set :3 this :33 device x3 against ÚwÚ Mawvowio ;;w;; hewe, 
:3 Upon >w< some :3 stubbown ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ uncouwteous pawts 
We xDD had ;;w;; conceiv'd x3 against >_> him. xDD Mawia :3 wwit 
The letter, at Sir OwO Toby's gweat importance, 
UwU In ÚwÚ wecompense ^w^ wheweof ^.^ he ;;w;; hath married :3 hew. 
OwO How with :3 a UwU spowtfuw ;;w;; mawice ^.^ it ÚwÚ was follow'd 
May wathew xDD pwuck uWu on laughter than ÚwÚ wevenge, 
>w< If UwU that OwO the injuwies >w< be justly x3 weigh'd 
:33 That ^.^ have uWu on uWu both ^-^ sides ^-^ pass'd. 
OWIVIA. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow fool, how ^.^ have uWu they baffl'd thee! 
CLOWN. ÚwÚ Why, uWu 'Some awe :3 bown >_> gweat, >w< some ;;w;; achieve >_< gweatnyess, ÚwÚ and >w< some 
^.^ have greatness ^-^ thwown x3 upon ;;w;; them.' I ÚwÚ was one, ;;w;; siw, in :3 this 
UwU intewwude- ^-^ onye Sir >_> Topas, siw; uWu but that's >w< aww ^w^ onye. ;;w;; 'By OwO the :3 Wowd, 
fool, I x3 am ^.^ nyot mad!' But ^-^ do you remember- UwU 'Madam, x3 why waugh you 
at such :3 a xDD bawwen ^.^ wascaw? An you >_> smiwe ;;w;; nyot, :33 he's uWu gagg'd'? And ;;w;; thus 
OwO the whirligig >_> of UwU time brings in his revenges. 
MAWVOWIO. I'll >w< be reveng'd uWu on OwO the xDD whowe ÚwÚ pack >_> of you. 
Exit 
OWIVIA. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >_< been UwU most nyotowiouswy ^-^ abus'd. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU Puwsue ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and entweat him ^-^ to :3 a ^w^ peace; 
ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot told OwO us >_> of OwO the x3 captain >_> yet. 
When UwU that :3 is ;;w;; knyown, ÚwÚ and gowden UwU time ^-^ convents, 
OwO A sowemn combinyation uWu shaww >w< be :3 made 
x3 Of ^-^ ouw dear UwU souws. ^w^ Meantime, ^w^ sweet ;;w;; sistew, 
We uWu wiww ^.^ nyot part ^-^ fwom ^-^ hence. Cesawio, x3 come; 
>_< Fow OwO so you uWu shaww >w< be >_< whiwe you awe :3 a >w< man; 
But when in uWu othew ^-^ habits you awe ^.^ seen, 
Owsinyo's mistress, ÚwÚ and his fancy's >w< queen. 
>_< Exeunt >w< aww uWu but OwO the :3 CWOWN 

:3 CWOWN ;;w;; sings 

When UwU that I ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ and :3 a wittwe uWu tiny OwO boy, 
x3 With xDD hey, ^w^ ho, OwO the ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and OwO the wain, 
OwO A foowish xDD thing ÚwÚ was uWu but :3 a OwO toy, 
>_< Fow OwO the ;;w;; wain ^.^ it raineth every day. 

But when I came ^-^ to ÚwÚ man's ^w^ estate, 
x3 With xDD hey, ^w^ ho, OwO the ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and OwO the wain, 
'Gainst knyaves ÚwÚ and ;;w;; thieves x3 men OwO shut theiw gate, 
>_< Fow OwO the ;;w;; wain ^.^ it raineth every day. 

But when I >w< came, awas! ^-^ to :3 wive, 
x3 With xDD hey, ^w^ ho, OwO the ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and OwO the wain, 
By swaggewing :33 couwd I never thrive, 
>_< Fow OwO the ;;w;; wain ^.^ it raineth every day. 

But when I came x3 unto my beds, 
x3 With xDD hey, ^w^ ho, OwO the ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and OwO the wain, 
x3 With >w< toss-pots still xDD had drunken UwU heads, 
>_< Fow OwO the ;;w;; wain ^.^ it raineth every day. 

OwO A gweat >_< whiwe >_< ago OwO the x3 wowwd ;;w;; begun, 
x3 With xDD hey, ^w^ ho, OwO the ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and OwO the wain, 
But that's >w< aww one, ^-^ ouw xDD pway :3 is >_< donye, 
And ^w^ we'ww ^-^ stwive ^-^ to >w< pwease you every day. 
Exit 

OwO THE ^.^ END 



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OwO THE OwO TWO GENTLEMEN >_< OF xDD VEWONyA 

uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe 



DRAMATIS ^.^ PEWSONyAE 

DUKE >_< OF MILAN, fathew ^-^ to ^w^ Siwvia 
VALENTINE, ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the two gentlemen 
^w^ PWOTEUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
;;w;; ANTONyIO, fathew ^-^ to Pwoteus 
ÚwÚ THUWIO, :3 a foowish rival ^-^ to ^w^ Vawentinye 
EGLAMOUR, uWu agent uWu fow ^w^ Siwvia in xDD hew escape 
SPEED, :3 a ^w^ cwownyish ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to ^w^ Vawentinye 
^w^ WAUNCE, OwO the >_< wike ^-^ to Pwoteus 
PANTHINO, ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to ^-^ Antonyio 
xDD HOST, xDD whewe Juwia UwU wodges in OwO Miwan 
OUTWAWS, with ^w^ Vawentinye 

:3 JUWIA, :3 a wady >_> of Vewonya, bewuvd >_> of Pwoteus 
SIWVIA, OwO the >w< Duke's >_> daughtew, bewuvd >_> of ^w^ Vawentinye 
:3 WUCETTA, >w< waiting-woman ^-^ to Juwia 

UwU SEWVANTS 
^.^ MUSICIANS 




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SCENyE: 
uWu Vewonya; Milan; OwO the fwontiews >_> of Mantua 


^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
Vewonya. An open place 

x3 Entew xDD VAWENTINyE ÚwÚ and :3 PWOTEUS 

;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ÚwÚ Cease ^-^ to pewsuade, my :33 woving Proteus: 
:33 Home-keeping xDD youth ^.^ have >w< evew ;;w;; homewy UwU wits. 
Were't ^.^ nyot xDD affection xDD chains >w< thy >w< tendew >_< days 
ÚwÚ To OwO the ^w^ sweet x3 gwances >_> of >w< thy UwU honyouw'd love, 
I wathew would entweat >w< thy >_> company 
ÚwÚ To UwU see OwO the wonders >_> of OwO the x3 wowwd ÚwÚ abwoad, 
Than, :3 wiving dully swuggawdiz'd at home, 
OwO Weaw >_< out >w< thy xDD youth with shapewess >_> idwenyess. 
But >_< since :3 thou :33 wov'st, love stiww, ÚwÚ and thrive thewein, 
>_< Even as I ÚwÚ wouwd, when I ^-^ to love begin. 
xDD PWOTEUS. uWu Wiwt :3 thou >w< be gonye? ^.^ Sweet ^w^ Vawentinye, ;;w;; adieu! 
:33 Think uWu on >w< thy Proteus, when :3 thou uWu hapwy >w< seest 
uWu Some x3 wawe >_< nyotewowthy object in >w< thy >_> twavew. 
>_< Wish me UwU pawtakew in >w< thy >w< happinyess 
When :3 thou OwO dost ^.^ meet good >_> hap; ÚwÚ and in >w< thy danger, 
>w< If >w< evew danger ^-^ do ;;w;; enviwon ^.^ thee, 
ÚwÚ Commend >w< thy gwievance ^-^ to my holy >_> pwayews, 
>_< Fow I uWu wiww >w< be >w< thy ^w^ headsman, Valentine. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. And uWu on :3 a :3 wuv-book pray uWu fow my uWu success? 
xDD PWOTEUS. :3 Upon >w< some book I love I'll pray uWu fow thee. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^.^ That's uWu on >w< some shawwow story >_> of ^-^ deep love: 
OwO How x3 young uWu Weandew ;;w;; cwoss'd OwO the ÚwÚ Hewwespont. 
xDD PWOTEUS. ^.^ That's :3 a ^-^ deep story >_> of :3 a uWu deepew :33 wuv; 
>_< Fow ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ^-^ mowe than xDD uvw ÚwÚ shoes in wuv. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^.^ 'Tis true; uWu fow you awe xDD uvw :33 boots in love, 
And ÚwÚ yet you never swum OwO the ÚwÚ Hewwespont. 
xDD PWOTEUS. Over OwO the >w< boots! ;;w;; Nyay, ^w^ give me ^.^ nyot OwO the >_> boots. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. No, I uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, uWu fow ^.^ it :33 boots ÚwÚ thee not. 
xDD PWOTEUS. ^-^ What? 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ÚwÚ To >w< be in love- xDD whewe :33 scown :3 is bought with :3 gwoans, 
Coy looks with OwO heawt-sowe ;;w;; sighs, ^-^ onye fading >_> moment's uWu miwth 
x3 With twenty x3 watchfuw, ^-^ weawy, >w< tedious nyights; 
>w< If uWu hapwy uWu won, UwU pewhaps :3 a hapwess xDD gain; 
>w< If lost, x3 why then :3 a grievous >_< wabouw OwO won; 
However, uWu but :3 a ^.^ fowwy bought with wit, 
Ow ewse :3 a ÚwÚ wit uWu by ^.^ fowwy ^-^ vanquished. 
xDD PWOTEUS. UwU So, uWu by >_> youw uWu ciwcumstance, you caww me >_> foow. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. UwU So, uWu by >_> youw uWu ciwcumstance, I ;;w;; feaw ^w^ you'ww >_< pwuv. 
xDD PWOTEUS. ^.^ 'Tis love you ^-^ caviw at; I x3 am ^.^ nyot xDD Wuv. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^-^ Wuv :3 is >_> youw :3 mastew, uWu fow ^.^ he ;;w;; mastews OwO you; 
And ^.^ he UwU that :3 is OwO so :3 yoked uWu by :3 a fool, 
Methinks, shouwd ^.^ nyot >w< be UwU chwonyicwed uWu fow >_< wise. 
xDD PWOTEUS. >_> Yet ^-^ wwitews ÚwÚ say, as in OwO the x3 sweetest bud 
The ;;w;; eating cankew ^-^ dwewws, OwO so ;;w;; eating love 
uWu Inhabits in OwO the finest xDD wits >_> of all. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. And ^-^ wwitews ÚwÚ say, as OwO the UwU most :3 fowwawd bud 
^-^ Is eaten uWu by OwO the cankew ewe ^.^ it bwow, 
>_< Even OwO so uWu by love OwO the x3 young ÚwÚ and >w< tendew ÚwÚ wit 
^-^ Is tuwn'd ^-^ to folly, bwasting in OwO the bud, 
Losing his :3 vewduwe x3 even in OwO the ;;w;; pwime, 
And >w< aww OwO the fair effects >_> of :33 futuwe UwU hopes. 
But xDD whewefowe ^.^ waste I UwU time ^-^ to counsew OwO the 
:33 That art :3 a :33 votawy ^-^ to OwO fond ^-^ desiwe? 
>w< Once ^-^ mowe ^.^ adieu. UwU My fathew at OwO the woad 
^w^ Expects my ^w^ coming, there ^-^ to UwU see me ^-^ shipp'd. 
xDD PWOTEUS. And thithew uWu wiww I bwing ^.^ thee, Valentine. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^.^ Sweet Proteus, no; :3 nyow let OwO us UwU take ^-^ ouw weave. 
ÚwÚ To OwO Miwan let me hear ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee uWu by letters 
x3 Of >w< thy >_< success in love, ÚwÚ and what UwU nyews ewse 
>w< Betideth here in absence >_> of >w< thy :3 fwiend; 
And I wikewise uWu wiww >w< visit ÚwÚ thee with x3 minye. 
xDD PWOTEUS. ^-^ Aww >w< happinyess ;;w;; bechance ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee in :3 Miwan! 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. UwU As >w< much ^-^ to you at >_< home; ÚwÚ and OwO so faweweww! 
Exit xDD VAWENTINyE 
xDD PWOTEUS. ÚwÚ He aftew uWu honyouw xDD hunts, I aftew :33 wuv; 
ÚwÚ He leaves his fwiends ^-^ to dignify them mowe: 
I xDD weave ÚwÚ mysewf, my fwiends, ÚwÚ and >w< aww uWu fow wuv. 
uWu Thou, Julia, :3 thou x3 hast >_> metamowphis'd uWu me, 
^w^ Made me ^.^ nyegwect my studies, wose my UwU time, 
^.^ Waw with good counsew, xDD set OwO the x3 wowwd at nought; 
^w^ Made ÚwÚ wit with >_< musing ;;w;; weak, OwO heawt uWu sick with OwO thought. 

x3 Entew SPEED 

SPEED. Sir Proteus, :33 save xDD you! :33 Saw you my ^.^ mastew? 
xDD PWOTEUS. But :3 nyow ^.^ he x3 pawted x3 hence ^-^ to uWu embawk uWu fow UwU Miwan. 
SPEED. OwO Twenty ^-^ to ^-^ onye then ^.^ he :3 is shipp'd uWu awweady, 
And I ^.^ have >_> pway'd OwO the ;;w;; sheep in >w< wosing >_> him. 
xDD PWOTEUS. :3 Indeed :3 a ;;w;; sheep doth vewy >_< often stray, 
An ^-^ if OwO the shephewd >w< be :3 awhiwe >_> away. 
SPEED. You conclude UwU that my ^w^ mastew :3 is :3 a shephewd then, ÚwÚ and 
I :3 a >w< sheep? 
xDD PWOTEUS. I do. 
SPEED. UwU Why then, my howns awe his >_< howns, whethew I :3 wake ^w^ ow ^-^ sweep. 
xDD PWOTEUS. OwO A ÚwÚ siwwy ^-^ answew, ÚwÚ and >w< fitting ;;w;; weww :3 a sheep. 
SPEED. :3 This proves me still :3 a sheep. 
xDD PWOTEUS. True; ÚwÚ and >w< thy ^w^ mastew :3 a uWu shephewd. 
SPEED. ;;w;; Nyay, UwU that I can deny uWu by :3 a ÚwÚ ciwcumstance. 
xDD PWOTEUS. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< go ^-^ hawd uWu but I'll ^w^ pwuv ^.^ it uWu by >_> anyothew. 
SPEED. The shephewd UwU seeks OwO the sheep, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot OwO the ;;w;; sheep OwO the 
shepherd; uWu but I >w< seek my :3 mastew, ÚwÚ and my ^w^ mastew UwU seeks ^.^ nyot me; 
^.^ thewefowe, I x3 am nyo sheep. 
xDD PWOTEUS. The ;;w;; sheep uWu fow >w< foddew follow OwO the shepherd; OwO the shephewd uWu fow 
>_< food UwU fowwows ^.^ nyot OwO the >w< sheep: :3 thou uWu fow ^w^ wages xDD fowwowest >w< thy master; 
>w< thy ^w^ mastew uWu fow ^w^ wages UwU fowwows ^.^ nyot thee. :33 Thewefowe, :3 thou art :3 a 
sheep. 
SPEED. Such another >_> pwoof uWu wiww ^-^ make me x3 cwy 'baa.' 
xDD PWOTEUS. But OwO dost :3 thou uWu heaw? >_< Gav'st :3 thou my letter ^-^ to Julia? 
SPEED. >w< Ay, siw; OwO I, :3 a lost mutton, >_> gave >_> youw letter ^-^ to UwU hew, :3 a wac'd 
mutton; ÚwÚ and :33 she, :3 a wac'd mutton, >_> gave uWu me, :3 a lost mutton, nyothing 
uWu fow my xDD wabouw. 
xDD PWOTEUS. Here's xDD too small :3 a ;;w;; pastuwe uWu fow such ^.^ stowe >_> of >_> muttons. 
SPEED. >w< If OwO the gwound >w< be uvwchawg'd, you ;;w;; wewe :33 best ÚwÚ stick :3 hew. 
xDD PWOTEUS. ;;w;; Nyay, in UwU that you awe astway: 'twere :33 best :3 pound you. 
SPEED. ;;w;; Nyay, ;;w;; siw, less than :3 a :3 pound uWu shaww sewve me uWu fow cawwying >_> youw 
letter. 
xDD PWOTEUS. You ;;w;; mistake; I UwU mean OwO the :33 pound- :3 a pinfold. 
SPEED. From :3 a :3 pound ^-^ to :3 a >w< pin? xDD Fowd ^.^ it xDD uvw ÚwÚ and over, 
^.^ 'Tis threefold xDD too wittwe uWu fow cawwying :3 a letter ^-^ to >_> youw wuvw. 
xDD PWOTEUS. But what ^w^ said uWu she? 
SPEED. [Nodding] ÚwÚ Ay. 
xDD PWOTEUS. ;;w;; Nyod- >_> ay. ÚwÚ Why, that's ^w^ 'nyoddy.' 
SPEED. You ^-^ mistook, siw; I uWu say ^.^ she >_> did ÚwÚ nyod; ÚwÚ and you ÚwÚ ask me ^-^ if ^.^ she 
>_> did ÚwÚ nyod; ÚwÚ and I uWu say >_< 'Ay.' 
xDD PWOTEUS. And UwU that xDD set >_> togethew :3 is ^w^ 'nyoddy.' 
SPEED. Nyow you ^.^ have :3 taken OwO the x3 pains ^-^ to xDD set ^.^ it togethew, UwU take ^.^ it uWu fow 
>_> youw ^.^ pains. 
xDD PWOTEUS. No, no; you uWu shaww ^.^ have ^.^ it uWu fow beawing OwO the letter. 
SPEED. Weww, I pewceive I >w< must >w< be fain ^-^ to bear with you. 
xDD PWOTEUS. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, how ^-^ do you bear with x3 me? 
SPEED. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, OwO the letter, vewy OwO owdewwy; having nyothing uWu but OwO the 
>_> wowd >_< 'nyoddy' uWu fow my ^.^ pains. 
xDD PWOTEUS. UwU Beshwew uWu me, uWu but you ^.^ have :3 a uWu quick wit. 
SPEED. And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it cannyot >_< uvwtake >_> youw uWu swow puwse. 
xDD PWOTEUS. ^w^ Come, xDD come, open OwO the matter; in brief, what ^w^ said uWu she? 
SPEED. ÚwÚ Open >_> youw ^-^ puwse, UwU that OwO the money ÚwÚ and OwO the matter ^-^ may >w< be uWu both 
at UwU once :3 dewivewed. 
xDD PWOTEUS. Weww, ;;w;; siw, here :3 is uWu fow >_> youw ^.^ pains. What ^w^ said uWu she? 
SPEED. Twuwy, ;;w;; siw, I ÚwÚ think ^w^ you'ww hardly ^.^ win :3 hew. 
xDD PWOTEUS. ÚwÚ Why, uWu couwdst :3 thou pewceive OwO so >w< much ^-^ fwom uWu hew? 
SPEED. >_> Siw, I :33 couwd pewceive nyothing at >w< aww ^-^ fwom UwU hew; no, ^.^ nyot OwO so 
>w< much as :3 a ducat uWu fow delivering >_> youw :33 wettew; ÚwÚ and being OwO so ^-^ hawd ^-^ to 
me UwU that ^w^ bwought >_> youw UwU mind, I ;;w;; feaw she'll ^w^ pwuv as ^-^ hawd ^-^ to you in 
x3 tewwing >_> youw mind. >w< Give xDD hew nyo token uWu but ^w^ stonyes, uWu fow she's as 
^-^ hawd as :3 steew. 
xDD PWOTEUS. What ^w^ said uWu she? Nothing? 
SPEED. No, ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much as 'Take :3 this uWu fow >w< thy >w< pains.' ÚwÚ To testify 
>_> youw x3 bounty, I :3 thank you, you ^.^ have testewn'd me; in requital 
whereof, ^w^ hencefowth carry >_> youw letters yourself; ÚwÚ and so, ;;w;; siw, 
I'll ÚwÚ commend you ^-^ to my mastew. 
xDD PWOTEUS. Go, ÚwÚ go, >w< be gone, ^-^ to :33 save >_> youw ;;w;; ship ^-^ fwom UwU wweck, 
^w^ Which cannyot pewish, having ÚwÚ thee >_< aboawd, 
>_> Being xDD destin'd ^-^ to :3 a ^-^ dwiew death uWu on UwU showe. Exit SPEED 
I >w< must >w< go ^-^ send >w< some better messenger. 
I ;;w;; feaw my Juwia would ^.^ nyot >_> deign my >_< winyes, 
Weceiving them ^-^ fwom such :3 a ^.^ wowthwess UwU post. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
Vewonya. The garden x3 Of JUWIA'S house 

x3 Entew xDD JUWIA ÚwÚ and LUCETTA 

JUWIA. But ÚwÚ say, Wucetta, :3 nyow ^-^ we awe xDD awonye, 
Wouldst :3 thou then counsew me ^-^ to ^-^ faww in love? 
LUCETTA. >w< Ay, ^.^ madam; OwO so you xDD stumbwe ^.^ nyot unheedfully. 
JUWIA. x3 Of >w< aww OwO the fair uWu wesowt >_> of gentlemen 
:33 That every :3 day with ^.^ pawwe uWu encountew uWu me, 
UwU In >w< thy >_< opinyion ;;w;; which :3 is wowthiest love? 
LUCETTA. UwU Pwease you, :33 wepeat theiw ÚwÚ nyames; I'll show my :33 mind 
>_> Accowding ^-^ to my shawwow ÚwÚ simpwe ;;w;; skiww. 
JUWIA. What think'st :3 thou >_> of OwO the fair Sir ;;w;; Egwamouw? 
LUCETTA. UwU As >_> of :3 a x3 knyight x3 weww-spoken, nyeat, ÚwÚ and ^w^ finye; 
But, ;;w;; wewe I you, ^.^ he never shouwd >w< be x3 minye. 
JUWIA. What think'st :3 thou >_> of OwO the rich UwU Mewcatio? 
LUCETTA. ^.^ Weww >_> of his weawth; uWu but >_> of himself, OwO so ÚwÚ so. 
JUWIA. What think'st :3 thou >_> of OwO the gentwe Proteus? 
LUCETTA. :3 Wowd, Lord! ^-^ to UwU see what ^.^ fowwy reigns in >_< us! 
JUWIA. OwO How nyow! what :3 means :3 this passion at his name? 
LUCETTA. >_> Pawdon, dear ^.^ madam; 'tis :3 a >_< passing ÚwÚ shame 
:33 That OwO I, unworthy ÚwÚ body as I OwO am, 
;;w;; Shouwd ÚwÚ censuwe ;;w;; thus uWu on UwU wuvwy >_< gentwemen. 
JUWIA. UwU Why ^.^ nyot uWu on Proteus, as >_> of >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ west? 
LUCETTA. ;;w;; Then ^.^ thus: >_> of many good I ÚwÚ think him >_> best. 
JUWIA. Your weason? 
LUCETTA. I ^.^ have nyo uWu othew uWu but :3 a :3 woman's reason: 
I ÚwÚ think him so, ^.^ because I ÚwÚ think him ÚwÚ so. 
JUWIA. And wouldst :3 thou ^.^ have me UwU cast my love uWu on OwO him? 
LUCETTA. >w< Ay, ^-^ if you ^w^ thought >_> youw love ^.^ nyot UwU cast >_> away. 
JUWIA. ÚwÚ Why, >_< he, >_> of >w< aww OwO the rest, ;;w;; hath never ;;w;; mov'd >_> me. 
LUCETTA. >_> Yet >_< he, >_> of >w< aww OwO the rest, I xDD think, :33 best loves ^.^ ye. 
JUWIA. His wittwe ;;w;; speaking >w< shows his love uWu but small. 
LUCETTA. Fire that's :3 cwosest ^-^ kept burns UwU most >_> of all. 
JUWIA. ^.^ They ^-^ do ^.^ nyot love UwU that ^-^ do ^.^ nyot show theiw wuv. 
LUCETTA. :33 O, uWu they love :33 weast UwU that let x3 men xDD knyow theiw wuv. 
JUWIA. I would I knew his mind. 
LUCETTA. ^-^ Pewuse :3 this paper, ÚwÚ madam. 
JUWIA. xDD 'To Juwia'- Say, ^-^ fwom >_< whom? 
LUCETTA. :33 That OwO the uWu contents uWu wiww show. 
JUWIA. Say, ÚwÚ say, ^-^ who >_> gave ^.^ it OwO thee? 
LUCETTA. Sir xDD Vawentinye's ^-^ page; ÚwÚ and >_< sent, I xDD think, ^-^ fwom :33 Pwoteus. 
ÚwÚ He would ^.^ have >w< given ^.^ it OwO you; uWu but OwO I, being in OwO the >_< way, 
OwO Did in >_> youw name weceive xDD it; pawdon OwO the UwU fauwt, I ^-^ pway. 
JUWIA. Nyow, uWu by my modesty, :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy broker! 
>w< Dawe you presume ^-^ to OwO hawbouw >_< wanton OwO winyes? 
ÚwÚ To whisper ÚwÚ and :33 conspiwe x3 against my ^-^ youth? 
Nyow, xDD twust uWu me, 'tis OwO an >w< office >_> of gweat ^.^ wowth, 
And you OwO an ^w^ officew x3 fit uWu fow OwO the :3 pwace. 
Thewe, UwU take OwO the papew; UwU see ^.^ it >w< be :33 wetuwn'd; 
Ow ewse xDD wetuwn nyo ^-^ mowe OwO into my ^w^ sight. 
LUCETTA. ÚwÚ To >w< pwead uWu fow love ^-^ desewves ^-^ mowe >_< fee than OwO hate. 
JUWIA. uWu Wiww ye >w< be gonye? 
LUCETTA. :33 That you ^-^ may ^-^ wuminyate. Exit 
JUWIA. And >_> yet, I would I xDD had ^w^ o'ewwook'd OwO the letter. 
^w^ It ;;w;; wewe :3 a ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to caww xDD hew xDD back uWu again, 
And pray xDD hew ^-^ to :3 a fauwt uWu fow ;;w;; which I xDD chid :3 hew. 
What OwO foow :3 is :33 she, UwU that knows I x3 am :3 a maid 
And would ^.^ nyot x3 fowce OwO the letter ^-^ to my >_> view! 
x3 Since >w< maids, in modesty, uWu say :33 'Nyo' ^-^ to UwU that 
^w^ Which uWu they would ^.^ have OwO the :3 pwoffewew UwU constwue >_< 'Ay.' 
:33 Fie, ^.^ fie, how wayward :3 is :3 this foowish love, 
:33 That >_< wike :3 a ÚwÚ testy ;;w;; babe uWu wiww scratch OwO the ^w^ nyuwse, 
And presently, >w< aww humbled, ÚwÚ kiss OwO the xDD wod! 
OwO How chuwwishwy I xDD chid >_> Wucetta hence, 
When willingly I would ^.^ have xDD had xDD hew :3 hewe! 
OwO How angewwy I ^w^ taught my uWu bwow ^-^ to ^.^ fwown, 
When >_< inwawd ^.^ joy ;;w;; enfowc'd my OwO heawt ^-^ to uWu smiwe! 
UwU My :3 penyance :3 is ^-^ to caww >_> Wucetta xDD back 
And ÚwÚ ask >_> wemission uWu fow my ^.^ fowwy ^.^ past. 
What UwU ho! Lucetta! 

;;w;; We-entew LUCETTA 

LUCETTA. What would >_> youw ladyship? 
JUWIA. :3 Is't ;;w;; nyeaw ;;w;; dinnyew >_> time? 
LUCETTA. I would ^.^ it OwO wewe, 
:33 That you UwU might :33 kiww >_> youw stomach uWu on >_> youw meat 
And ^.^ nyot x3 upon >_> youw uWu maid. 
JUWIA. What :3 is't UwU that you took OwO up OwO so gingerly? 
LUCETTA. >w< Nyothing. 
JUWIA. UwU Why didst :3 thou uWu stoop ^.^ then? 
LUCETTA. ÚwÚ To UwU take :3 a paper OwO up UwU that I let OwO faww. 
JUWIA. And :3 is UwU that paper :3 nyothing? 
LUCETTA. Nyothing ^w^ concewnying >_> me. 
JUWIA. ;;w;; Then let ^.^ it lie uWu fow x3 those UwU that ^.^ it concerns. 
LUCETTA. ^w^ Madam, ^.^ it uWu wiww ^.^ nyot lie xDD whewe ^.^ it ^w^ concewns, 
>_< Unwess ^.^ it ^.^ have :3 a false intewpwetew. 
JUWIA. uWu Some love >_> of x3 youws ;;w;; hath :3 wwit ^-^ to you in ;;w;; whyme. 
LUCETTA. :33 That I UwU might sing it, UwU madam, ^-^ to :3 a ^.^ tunye. 
>w< Give me :3 a >_> nyote; >_> youw ladyship can set. 
JUWIA. UwU As wittwe uWu by such xDD toys as ^-^ may >w< be >_< possibwe. 
:33 Best sing ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the xDD tunye >_> of 'Light o' x3 Wuv.' 
LUCETTA. ^w^ It :3 is xDD too :33 heavy uWu fow OwO so ^.^ wight :3 a ^.^ tunye. 
JUWIA. ;;w;; Heavy! belike ^.^ it ;;w;; hath >w< some >_> buwden xDD then. 
LUCETTA. ÚwÚ Ay; ÚwÚ and OwO mewodious ;;w;; wewe it, would you sing it. 
JUWIA. And x3 why ^.^ nyot you? 
LUCETTA. I cannyot weach OwO so uWu high. 
JUWIA. Let's UwU see >_> youw UwU song. [LUCETTA withholds OwO the letter] 
OwO How nyow, minyion! 
LUCETTA. Keep xDD tunye there stiww, OwO so you uWu wiww sing ^.^ it >_< out. 
And ÚwÚ yet >w< methinks I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >_< wike :3 this ^.^ tunye. 
JUWIA. You ^-^ do :33 nyot! 
LUCETTA. No, ^.^ madam; 'tis xDD too shawp. 
JUWIA. :3 You, minion, awe xDD too saucy. 
LUCETTA. ;;w;; Nyay, :3 nyow you awe xDD too fwat 
And mar OwO the xDD concowd with xDD too harsh :3 a ^w^ descant; 
Thewe wanteth uWu but :3 a UwU mean ^-^ to fiww >_> youw UwU song. 
JUWIA. The UwU mean :3 is ÚwÚ dwown'd with >_> youw xDD unwuwy bass. 
LUCETTA. ;;w;; Indeed, I ;;w;; bid OwO the base uWu fow :33 Pwoteus. 
JUWIA. :3 This OwO babbwe uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^w^ hencefowth twoubwe >_> me. 
;;w;; Hewe :3 is :3 a ;;w;; coiw with UwU pwotestation! :33 [Teaws OwO the letter] 
Go, >_< get you gone; ÚwÚ and let OwO the papers ^-^ wie. 
You would >w< be fing'ring ;;w;; them, ^-^ to :3 angew >_> me. 
LUCETTA. She makes ^.^ it >_< stwange; uWu but ^.^ she would >w< be :33 best pleas'd 
ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO so ang'red with another letter. Exit 
JUWIA. ;;w;; Nyay, would I ;;w;; wewe OwO so ang'red with OwO the ÚwÚ same! 
:3 O ^-^ hatefuw x3 hands, ^-^ to >w< teaw such :33 woving UwU wowds! 
:33 Injuwious ^-^ wasps, ^-^ to :33 feed uWu on such ^w^ sweet honey 
And :33 kiww OwO the ^w^ bees UwU that ÚwÚ yiewd ^.^ it with >_> youw stings! 
I'll ÚwÚ kiss OwO each uWu sevewaw paper uWu fow :3 amends. 
Look, here :3 is :3 wwit 'kind Julia.' :3 Unkind Julia, 
UwU As in wevenge >_> of >w< thy ingwatitude, 
I thwow >w< thy name x3 against OwO the >_< bwuising ^w^ stonyes, 
OwO Twampwing ^w^ contemptuouswy uWu on >w< thy ;;w;; disdain. 
And here :3 is :3 wwit xDD 'wuv-wounded >_< Pwoteus.' 
OwO Poow >_< wounded >_< nyame! my >_< bosom,,as :3 a :33 bed, 
:33 Shaww lodge ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ tiww >w< thy x3 wound >w< be ^w^ thwoughwy OwO heaw'd; 
And ;;w;; thus I >_> seawch ^.^ it with :3 a x3 suvweign ;;w;; kiss. 
But ^w^ twice ^w^ ow ÚwÚ thwice ÚwÚ was UwU 'Pwoteus' written down. 
Be ^-^ cawm, good wind, blow ^.^ nyot :3 a >_> wowd away 
;;w;; Tiww I ^.^ have ;;w;; found OwO each letter in OwO the x3 wettew- 
Except >_< minye >_> own ;;w;; nyame; UwU that >w< some whiwwwind bear 
^.^ Unto :3 a xDD wagged, feawfuw, :33 hanging rock, 
And thwow ^.^ it ^.^ thence OwO into OwO the >_< waging >_> sea. 
:33 Wo, here in ^-^ onye xDD winye :3 is his name ^w^ twice x3 wwit: 
^.^ 'Poow >w< fowwown Proteus, passionate Proteus, 
ÚwÚ To OwO the ^w^ sweet Julia.' :33 That I'll >w< teaw away; 
And ÚwÚ yet I uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, x3 sith OwO so ;;w;; pwettiwy 
ÚwÚ He couples ^.^ it ^-^ to his compwainying UwU nyames. 
ÚwÚ Thus uWu wiww I ^-^ fowd them ^-^ onye x3 upon >w< anyothew; 
Nyow >w< kiss, embrace, ;;w;; contend, ^-^ do what you uWu wiww. 

;;w;; We-entew LUCETTA 

LUCETTA. ^w^ Madam, 
^-^ Dinnyew :3 is ^w^ weady, ÚwÚ and >_> youw fathew >_< stays. 
JUWIA. Weww, let OwO us ^.^ go. 
LUCETTA. >_> What, uWu shaww ^.^ these papers lie >_< wike ;;w;; teww-tawes hewe? 
JUWIA. >w< If you >_< wespect ;;w;; them, :33 best ^-^ to UwU take them :33 up. 
LUCETTA. ;;w;; Nyay, I ÚwÚ was :3 taken OwO up uWu fow x3 waying them ;;w;; down; 
>_> Yet here uWu they uWu shaww ^.^ nyot lie uWu fow ^.^ catching cold. 
JUWIA. I UwU see you ^.^ have :3 a OwO month's :33 mind ^-^ to ^.^ them. 
LUCETTA. >w< Ay, UwU madam, you ^-^ may uWu say what uWu sights you xDD see; 
I UwU see >w< things UwU too, although you ;;w;; judge I >_> wink. 
JUWIA. ^w^ Come, x3 come; wiww't >w< pwease you go? >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
Vewonya. ANTONyIO'S house 

x3 Entew ANTONyIO ÚwÚ and PANTHINyO 

x3 ANTONyIO. >_> Teww uWu me, ^.^ Panthinyo, what >_> sad talk ÚwÚ was UwU that 
uWu Whewewith my bwothew held you in OwO the OwO cwoistew? 
PANTHINyO. ÚwÚ 'Twas >_> of his nyephew Proteus, >_> youw :33 son. 
x3 ANTONyIO. ÚwÚ Why, what >_> of OwO him? 
PANTHINyO. ÚwÚ He wond'red UwU that >_> youw ^.^ wowdship 
Wouwd suffer him ^-^ to uWu spend his xDD youth at home, 
OwO Whiwe uWu othew ^-^ men, >_> of x3 swendew uWu weputation, 
x3 Put :3 fowth theiw >_< sons ^-^ to >w< seek ^.^ pwefewment out: 
uWu Some ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ waws, ^-^ to twy theiw >_> fowtunye :3 thewe; 
uWu Some ^-^ to ÚwÚ discuvw xDD iswands :3 faw away; 
uWu Some ^-^ to OwO the ^.^ studious unyivewsities. 
>_< Fow >_< any, ^w^ ow uWu fow >w< aww ^.^ these ;;w;; exewcises, 
ÚwÚ He ^w^ said UwU that Proteus, >_> youw UwU son, ÚwÚ was uWu meet; 
And >_> did xDD wequest me ^-^ to >_< impowtunye you 
ÚwÚ To let him uWu spend his UwU time nyo ^-^ mowe at home, 
^w^ Which would >w< be gweat impeachment ^-^ to his ^-^ age, 
UwU In having OwO knyown nyo ^w^ twavew in his uWu youth. 
x3 ANTONyIO. Nyow UwU nyeed'st :3 thou >w< much >_< impowtunye me ^-^ to UwU that 
uWu Wheweon :3 this month I ^.^ have >_< been hammering. 
I ^.^ have consider'd ;;w;; weww his woss >_> of UwU time, 
And how ^.^ he cannyot >w< be :3 a pewfect man, 
:3 Nyot being ^.^ twied ÚwÚ and tutor'd in OwO the ^.^ wowwd: 
Expewience :3 is uWu by industwy achiev'd, 
And x3 pewfected uWu by OwO the swift ^-^ couwse >_> of xDD time. 
;;w;; Then tell me :33 whithew ;;w;; wewe I :33 best ^-^ to ^-^ send >_> him. 
PANTHINyO. I ÚwÚ think >_> youw ^.^ wowdship :3 is ^.^ nyot ^w^ ignyowant 
OwO How his ^w^ companyion, youthfuw ^w^ Vawentinye, 
^.^ Attends OwO the UwU Empewow in his :33 woyaw couwt. 
x3 ANTONyIO. I xDD knyow ^.^ it :33 weww. 
PANTHINyO. 'Twewe uWu good, I xDD think, >_> youw ^.^ wowdship x3 sent him ^.^ thithew: 
Thewe uWu shaww ^.^ he ;;w;; pwactise ^-^ tiwts ÚwÚ and touwnyaments, 
>w< Heaw ^w^ sweet discouwse, ;;w;; convewse with noblemen, 
And >w< be in eye >_> of every OwO exewcise 
Wowthy his xDD youth ÚwÚ and ;;w;; nyobwenyess >_> of uWu biwth. 
x3 ANTONyIO. I >_< wike >w< thy counsew; ;;w;; weww x3 hast :3 thou UwU advis'd; 
And UwU that :3 thou uWu mayst pewceive how ;;w;; weww I >_< wike it, 
The >_> execution >_> of ^.^ it uWu shaww ^-^ make knyown: 
>_< Even with OwO the ^-^ speediest ^-^ expedition 
I uWu wiww uWu dispatch him ^-^ to OwO the Emperor's couwt. 
PANTHINyO. :3 To-mowwow, ^-^ may ^.^ it >w< pwease you, :3 Don Awphonso 
x3 With uWu othew gentlemen >_> of good >_< esteem 
uWu Awe OwO jouwnyeying ^-^ to salute OwO the >_< Empewow, 
And ^-^ to ÚwÚ commend theiw service ^-^ to his uWu wiww. 
x3 ANTONyIO. Good xDD company; with them uWu shaww Pwoteus ^.^ go. 

x3 Entew :3 PWOTEUS 

And- in good :33 time!- :3 nyow uWu wiww ^-^ we >_< bweak with >_> him. 
xDD PWOTEUS. ^.^ Sweet ^w^ wuv! ^w^ sweet lines! ^w^ sweet life! 
;;w;; Hewe :3 is xDD hew ;;w;; hand, OwO the uWu agent >_> of xDD hew >_> heawt; 
;;w;; Hewe :3 is xDD hew OwO oath uWu fow love, xDD hew honour's pawn. 
:3 O UwU that ^-^ ouw fathews would ÚwÚ appwaud ^-^ ouw >_> wuvs, 
ÚwÚ To >w< seaw ^-^ ouw >w< happinyess with theiw uWu consents! 
:3 O ^w^ heavenwy ^w^ Juwia! 
x3 ANTONyIO. OwO How nyow! What letter awe you reading thewe? 
xDD PWOTEUS. :3 May't >w< pwease >_> youw :3 wowdship, 'tis :3 a >_> wowd ^w^ ow two 
x3 Of :33 commendations x3 sent ^-^ fwom ^w^ Vawentinye, 
;;w;; Dewivew'd uWu by :3 a fwiend UwU that came ^-^ fwom >_> him. 
x3 ANTONyIO. ;;w;; Wend me OwO the :33 wettew; let me UwU see what news. 
xDD PWOTEUS. Thewe :3 is nyo UwU nyews, my ^w^ wowd; uWu but UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; wwites 
OwO How UwU happiwy ^.^ he x3 wives, how ÚwÚ weww-bewov'd 
And ;;w;; daiwy OwO gwaced uWu by OwO the Empewow; 
Wishing me with ^w^ him, ;;w;; pawtnyew >_> of his xDD fowtunye. 
x3 ANTONyIO. And how ^.^ stand you ;;w;; affected ^-^ to his ^.^ wish? 
xDD PWOTEUS. UwU As ^-^ onye OwO wewying uWu on >_> youw :33 wowdship's wiww, 
And ^.^ nyot depending uWu on his fwiendwy wish. 
x3 ANTONyIO. UwU My uWu wiww :3 is xDD something uWu sowted with his wish. 
:33 Muse ^.^ nyot UwU that I ;;w;; thus :33 suddenwy pwoceed; 
>_< Fow what I wiww, I wiww, ÚwÚ and there OwO an OwO end. 
I x3 am resolv'd UwU that :3 thou ^-^ shawt uWu spend >w< some UwU time 
x3 With Vawentinyus in OwO the Emperor's >_> couwt; 
What maintenyance ^.^ he ^-^ fwom his fwiends ^w^ weceives, 
;;w;; Wike exhibition :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have ^-^ fwom >_> me. 
>w< To-mowwow >w< be in readiness ^-^ to ^w^ go- 
>_> Excuse ^.^ it ;;w;; nyot, uWu fow I x3 am xDD pewemptowy. 
xDD PWOTEUS. UwU My lord, I cannyot >w< be OwO so >_> soon pwovided; 
UwU Pwease you, uWu dewibewate :3 a :3 day ^w^ ow ^-^ two. 
x3 ANTONyIO. Wook what :3 thou :33 want'st uWu shaww >w< be x3 sent aftew thee. 
:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of stay; to-morrow :3 thou >w< must ^.^ go. 
Come OwO on, Panthino; you uWu shaww >w< be empwoy'd 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ hasten uWu on his OwO expedition. 
>_< Exeunt ANTONyIO ÚwÚ and PANTHINyO 
xDD PWOTEUS. ÚwÚ Thus ^.^ have I >w< shunn'd OwO the x3 fiwe uWu fow ;;w;; feaw >_> of ^.^ buwnying, 
And ;;w;; dwench'd me in OwO the >_< sea, xDD whewe I x3 am dwown'd. 
I >_< feaw'd ^-^ to show my fathew xDD Juwia's letter, 
Lest ^.^ he shouwd UwU take xDD exceptions ^-^ to my :33 wuv; 
And with OwO the :3 vantage >_> of >_< minye >_> own ;;w;; excuse 
;;w;; Hath ^.^ he excepted UwU most x3 against my wuv. 
:33 O, how :3 this spwing >_> of love resembleth 
The uncewtain >_> gwowy >_> of OwO an :3 Apwiw day, 
^w^ Which :3 nyow >w< shows >w< aww OwO the x3 beauty >_> of OwO the >_> sun, 
And uWu by OwO an uWu by :3 a cwoud ^-^ takes >w< aww >w< away! 

;;w;; We-entew PANTHINyO 

PANTHINyO. Sir Proteus, >_> youw fathew calls uWu fow OwO you; 
ÚwÚ He :3 is in >_> haste; ^.^ thewefowe, I pray you, ^.^ go. 
xDD PWOTEUS. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this ^.^ it UwU is: my OwO heawt >w< accowds thereto; 
And ÚwÚ yet :3 a ^w^ thousand xDD times ^.^ it ^-^ answews 'Nyo.' >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
UwU Miwan. The x3 DUKE'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew xDD VAWENTINyE ÚwÚ and SPEED 

SPEED. >_> Siw, >_> youw glove. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. :3 Nyot ^-^ minye: my ;;w;; gwuvs awe x3 on. 
SPEED. ÚwÚ Why, then, :3 this ^-^ may >w< be yours; uWu fow :3 this :3 is uWu but ^w^ onye. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Ha! let me xDD see; ^-^ ay, ^w^ give ^.^ it uWu me, >w< it's mine; 
^.^ Sweet >_> ownyament UwU that ÚwÚ decks :3 a xDD thing ÚwÚ divinye! 
xDD Ah, Siwvia! Siwvia! 
SPEED. [Calling] ÚwÚ Madam Siwvia! ÚwÚ Madam Siwvia! 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. OwO How nyow, sirrah? 
SPEED. She :3 is ^.^ nyot within xDD heawing, sir. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ who bade you caww uWu hew? 
SPEED. Your wowship, siw; ^w^ ow ewse I OwO mistook. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Weww, ^w^ you'ww still >w< be xDD too :3 fowwawd. 
SPEED. And ÚwÚ yet I ÚwÚ was last chidden uWu fow being xDD too swow. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. uWu Go ^.^ to, siw; tell uWu me, ^-^ do you xDD knyow ÚwÚ Madam ÚwÚ Siwvia? 
SPEED. She UwU that >_> youw wowship :33 wuvs? 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ÚwÚ Why, how xDD knyow you UwU that I x3 am in love? 
SPEED. x3 Mawwy, uWu by ^.^ these speciaw >_> mawks: :33 fiwst, you ^.^ have ^.^ weawn'd, >_< wike 
Sir Proteus, ^-^ to ^.^ wweath >_> youw ÚwÚ awms >_< wike :3 a mawcontent; ^-^ to ^.^ wewish :3 a 
wuv-song, >_< wike :3 a :3 wobin x3 wedbweast; ^-^ to ÚwÚ wawk xDD awonye, >_< wike ^-^ onye UwU that 
xDD had OwO the pestilence; ^-^ to >w< sigh, >_< wike :3 a school-boy UwU that xDD had lost his 
OwO A >_> B C; ^-^ to ;;w;; weep, >_< wike :3 a x3 young wench UwU that xDD had buwied xDD hew UwU gwandam; 
^-^ to :3 fast, >_< wike ^-^ onye UwU that ^-^ takes diet; ^-^ to xDD watch, >_< wike ^-^ onye UwU that ^-^ feaws 
ÚwÚ wobbing; ^-^ to speak puling, >_< wike :3 a >_< beggaw at ;;w;; Hawwowmas. You ;;w;; wewe 
ÚwÚ wont, when you :3 waughed, ^-^ to crow >_< wike :3 a uWu cock; when you walk'd, ^-^ to 
ÚwÚ wawk >_< wike ^-^ onye >_> of OwO the lions; when you ÚwÚ fasted, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ pwesentwy 
aftew xDD dinnyew; when you ^.^ wook'd sadly, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was uWu fow UwU want >_> of ^-^ monyey. 
And :3 nyow you awe >_> metamowphis'd with :3 a mistress, UwU that, when I ÚwÚ wook 
uWu on you, I can hardly ÚwÚ think you my mastew. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. uWu Awe >w< aww ^.^ these >w< things perceiv'd in x3 me? 
SPEED. ^.^ They awe >w< aww perceiv'd ^-^ without ^.^ ye. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Without x3 me? ^.^ They :3 cannyot. 
SPEED. Without xDD you! ;;w;; Nyay, that's uWu cewtain; for, ^-^ without you ;;w;; wewe OwO so 
;;w;; simpwe, UwU nyonye ewse wouwd; uWu but you awe OwO so ^-^ without ^.^ these fowwies 
UwU that ^.^ these fowwies awe within you, ÚwÚ and shinye OwO thwough you >_< wike OwO the 
>w< watew in OwO an uWu uwinyaw, UwU that ^.^ nyot OwO an eye UwU that >_> sees you uWu but :3 is :3 a 
physician ^-^ to :33 comment uWu on >_> youw mawady. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. But tell uWu me, OwO dost :3 thou xDD knyow my wady ÚwÚ Siwvia? 
SPEED. She UwU that you xDD gaze uWu on so, as ^.^ she OwO sits at uWu suppew? 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. xDD Hast :3 thou x3 obsewv'd ÚwÚ that? >_< Even :33 she, I mean. 
SPEED. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, I xDD knyow xDD hew not. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Dost :3 thou xDD knyow xDD hew uWu by my UwU gazing uWu on UwU hew, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet uWu knyow'st 
xDD hew not? 
SPEED. ^-^ Is ^.^ she ^.^ nyot >_< hawd-favouw'd, sir? 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. :3 Nyot OwO so :33 faiw, OwO boy, as well-favour'd. 
SPEED. >_> Siw, I xDD knyow UwU that ;;w;; weww ^w^ enyough. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. What OwO dost :3 thou uWu knyow? 
SPEED. :33 That ^.^ she :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so fair :3 as, >_> of you, well-favour'd. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I UwU mean UwU that xDD hew x3 beauty :3 is ^.^ exquisite, uWu but xDD hew :3 favouw 
>_> infinyite. 
SPEED. ^.^ That's ^.^ because OwO the ^-^ onye :3 is painted, ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu othew >_< out >_> of >w< aww 
OwO count. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. OwO How painted? ÚwÚ and how >_< out >_> of ;;w;; count? 
SPEED. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, OwO so painted, ^-^ to ^-^ make xDD hew :33 faiw, UwU that nyo man counts 
>_> of xDD hew ^w^ beauty. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. OwO How uWu esteem'st :3 thou x3 me? I >_< account >_> of xDD hew ^w^ beauty. 
SPEED. You never ^-^ saw xDD hew >_< since ^.^ she ÚwÚ was deform'd. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. OwO How wong ;;w;; hath ^.^ she >_< been >_> defowm'd? 
SPEED. :33 Evew >_< since you :33 wov'd :3 hew. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I ^.^ have :33 wov'd xDD hew >w< evew >_< since I ^-^ saw UwU hew, ÚwÚ and still 
I UwU see xDD hew beautiful. 
SPEED. >w< If you love UwU hew, you cannyot UwU see :3 hew. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Why? 
SPEED. xDD Because ^-^ Wuv :3 is blind. :3 O UwU that you xDD had >_< minye ^w^ eyes; ^w^ ow >_> youw >_> own 
eyes xDD had OwO the lights uWu they ;;w;; wewe UwU wont ^-^ to ^.^ have when you xDD chid at Sir 
Pwoteus uWu fow ^-^ going ungawtew'd! 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. What shouwd I UwU see ^.^ then? 
SPEED. Your >_> own ÚwÚ pwesent ^.^ fowwy ÚwÚ and xDD hew >_< passing ;;w;; defowmity; uWu fow >_< he, 
being in love, :33 couwd ^.^ nyot UwU see ^-^ to gawtew his ÚwÚ hose; ÚwÚ and you, being 
in love, cannyot UwU see ^-^ to >w< put uWu on >_> youw x3 hose. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^-^ Bewike, OwO boy, then you awe in :33 wuv; uWu fow last xDD mownying you 
:33 couwd ^.^ nyot UwU see ^-^ to wipe my ^-^ shoes. 
SPEED. ÚwÚ Twue, siw; I ÚwÚ was in love with my bed. I :3 thank you, you 
^-^ swing'd me uWu fow my love, ;;w;; which makes me OwO the OwO bowdew ^-^ to ^w^ chide you 
uWu fow ^w^ youws. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. UwU In ;;w;; concwusion, I ^.^ stand ;;w;; affected ^-^ to :3 hew. 
SPEED. I would you ;;w;; wewe set, OwO so >_> youw xDD affection would cease. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^w^ Wast night ^.^ she :33 enjoin'd me ^-^ to wwite >w< some >w< winyes ^-^ to ^-^ onye 
^.^ she ^w^ wuvs. 
SPEED. And ^.^ have you? 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I have. 
SPEED. uWu Awe uWu they ^.^ nyot :3 wamewy writ? 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. No, OwO boy, uWu but as ;;w;; weww as I can ^-^ do ^.^ them. 

x3 Entew SIWVIA 

UwU Peace! here ^.^ she comes. 
SPEED. ^-^ [Aside] :3 O excellent motion! :3 O >w< exceeding puppet! 
Nyow uWu wiww ^.^ he interpret ^-^ to :3 hew. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ÚwÚ Madam ÚwÚ and mistress, :3 a ^w^ thousand good OwO mowwows. 
SPEED. ^-^ [Aside] :33 O, ^w^ give ye good :33 ev'n! 
Here's :3 a ^-^ miwwion >_> of OwO mannyews. 
:3 SIWVIA. Sir ^w^ Vawentinye ÚwÚ and x3 sewvant, ^-^ to you two UwU thousand. 
SPEED. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ He shouwd ^w^ give xDD hew UwU intewest, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she gives ^.^ it >_> him. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. UwU As you :33 enjoin'd uWu me, I ^.^ have :3 wwit >_> youw letter 
^.^ Unto OwO the >w< secwet OwO nyamewess fwiend >_> of yours; 
^w^ Which I ÚwÚ was >w< much unwilling ^-^ to :33 pwoceed ÚwÚ in, 
But uWu fow my >_> duty ^-^ to >_> youw uWu wadyship. 
:3 SIWVIA. I :3 thank you, gentwe sewvant. ^.^ 'Tis vewy ^.^ cwewkwy >w< donye. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Nyow xDD twust uWu me, UwU madam, ^.^ it came hardly off; 
>_< Fow, being ^w^ ignyowant ^-^ to xDD whom ^.^ it >_> goes, 
I :3 wwit at >w< wandom, vewy doubtfuwwy. 
:3 SIWVIA. :3 Pewchance you ÚwÚ think xDD too >w< much >_> of OwO so >w< much uWu pains? 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. No, ^.^ madam; OwO so ^.^ it stead you, I uWu wiww write, 
UwU Pwease you ^.^ command, :3 a ^w^ thousand xDD times as :33 much; 
And yet- 
:3 SIWVIA. OwO A pwetty pewiod! Weww, I ^.^ guess OwO the ^-^ sequew; 
And ÚwÚ yet I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot name >_> it- ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet I cawe not. 
And ÚwÚ yet UwU take :3 this xDD again- ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet I :3 thank :3 you- 
uWu Meanying ^w^ hencefowth ^-^ to twoubwe you nyo more. 
SPEED. ^-^ [Aside] And ÚwÚ yet you wiww; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet :33 anyothew' OwO yet.' 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. What :3 means >_> youw ladyship? Do you ^.^ nyot >_< wike it? 
:3 SIWVIA. x3 Yes, ÚwÚ yes; OwO the >w< winyes awe vewy quaintwy wwit; 
But, >_< since UwU unwiwwingwy, UwU take them again. 
;;w;; Nyay, UwU take ^.^ them. ^.^ [Gives UwU hack OwO the letter] 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^w^ Madam, uWu they awe uWu fow you. 
:3 SIWVIA. >w< Ay, ^-^ ay, you :3 wwit ;;w;; them, ;;w;; siw, at my >_> wequest; 
But I uWu wiww UwU nyonye >_> of them; uWu they awe uWu fow >w< you: 
I would ^.^ have xDD had them :3 wwit ^-^ mowe ^w^ movingwy. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. UwU Pwease you, I'll wwite >_> youw ladyship >_> anyothew. 
:3 SIWVIA. And when >w< it's ^w^ wwit, uWu fow my :33 sake ;;w;; wead ^.^ it :33 uvw; 
And ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< pwease you, >w< so; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, >_> why, ÚwÚ so. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. >w< If ^.^ it >w< pwease uWu me, UwU madam, what ^.^ then? 
:3 SIWVIA. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< pwease you, UwU take ^.^ it uWu fow >_> youw xDD wabouw. 
And OwO so good ^.^ mowwow, sewvant. Exit SIWVIA 
SPEED. :3 O ÚwÚ jest ;;w;; unseen, ÚwÚ inscwutabwe, >_< invisibwe, 
UwU As :3 a nyose uWu on :3 a ÚwÚ man's ;;w;; face, ^w^ ow :3 a ^-^ weathewcock uWu on :3 a steepwe! 
UwU My ^w^ mastew ^w^ sues ^-^ to UwU hew; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ;;w;; hath ^w^ taught xDD hew suitow, 
ÚwÚ He being xDD hew ^-^ pupiw, ^-^ to ÚwÚ become xDD hew >_< tutow. 
:3 O excellent ^w^ device! >_> Was there >w< evew heard :3 a :3 bettew, 
:33 That my :3 mastew, being scwibe, ^-^ to ^-^ himsewf shouwd wwite OwO the >_> wettew? 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. OwO How nyow, :3 siw! What awe you weasonying with :3 youwsewf? 
SPEED. ;;w;; Nyay, I ÚwÚ was rhyming: 'tis you UwU that ^.^ have OwO the reason. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ÚwÚ To ^-^ do ;;w;; what? 
SPEED. ÚwÚ To >w< be :3 a >_> spokesman ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ Madam ÚwÚ Siwvia? 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ÚwÚ To >_< whom? 
SPEED. ÚwÚ To yourself; >_> why, ^.^ she woos you uWu by :3 a >_< figuwe. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. What figure? 
SPEED. By :3 a letter, I shouwd >w< say. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ she ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot :3 wwit ^-^ to >_> me. 
SPEED. What :3 nyeed :33 she, when ^.^ she ;;w;; hath :3 made you wwite ^-^ to :3 youwsewf? 
ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ do you ^.^ nyot pewceive OwO the jest? 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. No, believe >_> me. 
SPEED. :3 Nyo bewieving you :3 indeed, sir. But >_> did you pewceive xDD hew 
uWu eawnyest? 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. She >_> gave me UwU nyonye ^-^ except OwO an :3 angwy :33 wowd. 
SPEED. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ she ;;w;; hath >w< given you :3 a letter. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^.^ That's OwO the letter I :3 wwit ^-^ to xDD hew >w< fwiend. 
SPEED. And UwU that letter ;;w;; hath ^.^ she deliver'd, ÚwÚ and there OwO an OwO end. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I would ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe nyo >w< wowse. 
SPEED. I'll ;;w;; wawwant you 'tis as :33 weww. 
'For >_< often ^.^ have you :3 wwit ^-^ to UwU hew; ÚwÚ and :33 she, in modesty, 
Ow ewse uWu fow UwU want >_> of :33 idwe UwU time, :33 couwd ^.^ nyot UwU again ^w^ wepwy; 
Ow feawing ewse >w< some :33 messengew UwU that UwU might xDD hew :33 mind :33 discuvw, 
Hewsewf ;;w;; hath ^w^ taught xDD hew love ^-^ himsewf ^-^ to wwite x3 unto xDD hew wuvw.' 
^-^ Aww :3 this I speak in print, uWu fow in x3 pwint I ;;w;; found it. UwU Why ^w^ muse you, 
sir? ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; dinnyew xDD time. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I ^.^ have OwO din'd. 
SPEED. >w< Ay, uWu but heawken, siw; >w< though OwO the >_< chameweon ^-^ Wuv can :33 feed uWu on 
OwO the :3 aiw, I x3 am ^-^ onye UwU that x3 am uWu nyouwish'd uWu by my victuaws, ÚwÚ and would 
fain ^.^ have meat. :33 O, >w< be ^.^ nyot >_< wike >_> youw :33 mistwess! Be moved, >w< be ÚwÚ muvd. 
>_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
Vewonya. JUWIA'S house 

x3 Entew :3 PWOTEUS ÚwÚ and xDD JUWIA 

xDD PWOTEUS. >_< Have >_> patience, gentwe xDD Juwia. 
JUWIA. I xDD must, xDD whewe :3 is nyo wemedy. 
xDD PWOTEUS. When ^w^ possibwy I ^-^ can, I uWu wiww ^w^ wetuwn. 
JUWIA. >w< If you xDD tuwn ;;w;; nyot, you uWu wiww xDD wetuwn OwO the OwO soonyew. 
Keep :3 this wemembwance uWu fow >w< thy xDD Juwia's sake. 
[Giving :3 a >w< wing] 
xDD PWOTEUS. ÚwÚ Why, then, ^w^ we'ww ^-^ make >_> exchange. Here, UwU take you ÚwÚ this. 
JUWIA. And >w< seaw OwO the :3 bawgain with :3 a holy ;;w;; kiss. 
xDD PWOTEUS. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is my hand uWu fow my OwO twue OwO constancy; 
And when UwU that hour o'ewswips me in OwO the :3 day 
OwO Whewein I sigh ;;w;; nyot, Julia, uWu fow >w< thy UwU sake, 
The next >w< ensuing hour >w< some ;;w;; fouw mischance 
Torment me uWu fow my ^-^ wuv's >_> fowgetfuwnyess! 
UwU My fathew ^w^ stays my UwU coming; ÚwÚ answew not; 
The >_< tide :3 is >w< nyow- xDD nyay, ^.^ nyot >w< thy >_< tide >_> of :33 teaws: 
:33 That >_< tide uWu wiww stay me ÚwÚ wongew than I shouwd. 
Julia, faweweww! Exit xDD JUWIA 
>_> What, gonye ^-^ without :3 a UwU wowd? 
>w< Ay, OwO so OwO twue love shouwd :33 do: ^.^ it cannyot >_< speak; 
>_< Fow >w< twuth ;;w;; hath better deeds than uWu wowds ^-^ to OwO gwace it. 

x3 Entew PANTHINyO 

PANTHINyO. Sir Proteus, you awe :33 stay'd OwO fow. 
xDD PWOTEUS. uWu Go; I xDD come, I come. 
Alas! :3 this pawting strikes UwU poow lovers ;;w;; dumb. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
Vewonya. OwO A uWu stweet 

x3 Entew ^w^ WAUNCE, leading :3 a ^.^ dog 

^-^ WAUNCE. ;;w;; Nyay, 'twill >w< be :3 this hour ewe I ^.^ have x3 donye ^w^ weeping; >w< aww OwO the 
>w< kind >_> of OwO the Launces ^.^ have :3 this vewy fault. I ^.^ have receiv'd my 
>_> pwopowtion, >_< wike OwO the Prodigious >_< Son, ÚwÚ and x3 am ^-^ going with Sir 
Pwoteus ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ Impewiaw's couwt. I ÚwÚ think UwU Cwab my ^.^ dog >w< be OwO the 
souwest-nyatuwed ^.^ dog UwU that lives: my mothew :3 weeping, my fathew 
>_> waiwing, my ^-^ sistew xDD cwying, ^-^ ouw maid >w< howwing, ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ cat wwinging xDD hew 
x3 hands, ÚwÚ and >w< aww ^-^ ouw house in :3 a gweat >_> pewpwexity; ÚwÚ yet >_> did ^.^ nyot :3 this 
cruel-hearted >_> cuw shed ^-^ onye tear. ÚwÚ He :3 is :3 a ^.^ stonye, :3 a vewy pebble 
^.^ stonye, ÚwÚ and >_> has nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ pity in him than :3 a >_< dog. OwO A OwO Jew would ^.^ have 
>_> wept ^-^ to ^.^ have uWu seen ^-^ ouw pawting; >_> why, my gwandam having nyo >_> eyes, 
ÚwÚ wook you, >_> wept x3 hewsewf uWu bwind at my pawting. ;;w;; Nyay, I'll show you 
OwO the manner >_> of it. :3 This :33 shoe :3 is my uWu fathew; no, :3 this weft :33 shoe :3 is 
my uWu fathew; no, no, weft :33 shoe :3 is my mother; xDD nyay, UwU that cannyot >w< be OwO so 
neither; yes, ^.^ it :3 is so, ^.^ it :3 is so, ^.^ it ;;w;; hath OwO the ^-^ wowsew sowe. :3 This 
:33 shoe with OwO the hole in ^.^ it :3 is my mothew, ÚwÚ and :3 this my father. OwO A 
;;w;; vengeance uWu on x3 't! Thewe OwO 'tis. Nyow, ;;w;; siw, :3 this xDD staff :3 is my ;;w;; sistew, 
for, ÚwÚ wook you, ^.^ she :3 is as >_> white as :3 a ^-^ wiwy ÚwÚ and as small as :3 a >w< wand; 
:3 this ÚwÚ hat :3 is Nan ^-^ ouw >_< maid; I x3 am OwO the ^.^ dog; no, OwO the ^.^ dog :3 is himself, 
ÚwÚ and I x3 am OwO the >_> dog- :33 O, OwO the ^.^ dog :3 is uWu me, ÚwÚ and I x3 am mysewf; ^-^ ay, so, ÚwÚ so. 
Nyow come I ^-^ to my father: uWu 'Fathew, >_> youw x3 bwessing.' Nyow shouwd ^.^ nyot 
OwO the :33 shoe speak :3 a >_> wowd uWu fow ^w^ weeping; :3 nyow shouwd I ÚwÚ kiss my uWu fathew; 
well, ^.^ he ÚwÚ weeps x3 on. Nyow come I ^-^ to my mother. :3 O UwU that ^.^ she :33 couwd 
speak :3 nyow >_< wike :3 a >_> wood woman! Weww, I ÚwÚ kiss ÚwÚ hew- x3 why there 'tis; 
>w< hewe's my >_> mothew's >_> bweath OwO up ÚwÚ and down. Nyow come I ^-^ to my sistew; 
mark OwO the ^.^ moan ^.^ she ÚwÚ makes. Nyow OwO the ^.^ dog >w< aww :3 this >_< whiwe ^-^ sheds ^.^ nyot :3 a 
tear, :3 nyow ^-^ speaks :3 a ^w^ wowd; uWu but UwU see how I uWu way OwO the ^.^ dust with my 
uWu teaws. 

x3 Entew PANTHINyO 

PANTHINyO. UwU Waunce, ^w^ away, ^w^ away, ÚwÚ aboawd! x3 Thy ^w^ mastew :3 is >_< shipp'd, ÚwÚ and 
:3 thou art ^-^ to OwO post aftew with oars. What's OwO the matter? UwU Why :33 weep'st 
thou, man? Away, ^w^ ass! You'll wose OwO the >_< tide ^-^ if you tawwy ^-^ any 
longer. 
^-^ WAUNCE. ^w^ It :3 is nyo matter ^-^ if OwO the tied ;;w;; wewe UwU wost; uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is OwO the 
OwO unkindest tied UwU that >w< evew ^-^ any man uWu tied. 
PANTHINyO. What's OwO the OwO unkindest ÚwÚ tide? 
^-^ WAUNCE. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he that's tied ;;w;; hewe, Crab, my >_< dog. 
PANTHINyO. UwU Tut, man, I UwU mean x3 thou'wt wose OwO the ^.^ fwood, :3 and, in >w< wosing 
OwO the ^.^ fwood, wose >w< thy voyage, :3 and, in >w< wosing >w< thy voyage, wose >w< thy 
:3 mastew, :3 and, in >w< wosing >w< thy :3 mastew, wose >w< thy UwU sewvice, :3 and, in 
>w< wosing >w< thy :33 sewvice- UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou xDD stop my xDD mouth? 
^-^ WAUNCE. >_< Fow ;;w;; feaw :3 thou shouldst wose >w< thy OwO tongue. 
PANTHINyO. :3 Whewe shouwd I wose my tongue? 
^-^ WAUNCE. UwU In >w< thy >_> tawe. 
PANTHINyO. UwU In >w< thy OwO taiw! 
^-^ WAUNCE. ^w^ Wose OwO the tide, ÚwÚ and OwO the voyage, ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 mastew, ÚwÚ and OwO the 
UwU sewvice, ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< tied! ÚwÚ Why, man, ^-^ if OwO the >_> wivew ;;w;; wewe >_> dwy, I x3 am able 
^-^ to fiww ^.^ it with my teaws; ^-^ if OwO the ^.^ wind ;;w;; wewe down, I :33 couwd ÚwÚ dwive 
OwO the ^-^ boat with my ^w^ sighs. 
PANTHINyO. ^w^ Come, come ^w^ away, >w< man; I ÚwÚ was x3 sent ^-^ to caww thee. 
^-^ WAUNCE. >_> Siw, caww me what :3 thou dar'st. 
PANTHINyO. uWu Wiww :3 thou go? 
^-^ WAUNCE. Weww, I uWu wiww ^.^ go. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
UwU Miwan. The x3 DUKE'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew SIWVIA, VALENTINE, ÚwÚ THUWIO, ÚwÚ and SPEED 

:3 SIWVIA. x3 Sewvant! 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. >w< Mistwess? 
SPEED. UwU Mastew, Sir ^w^ Thuwio :33 fwowns uWu on you. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. >w< Ay, OwO boy, >w< it's uWu fow wuv. 
SPEED. :3 Nyot >_> of you. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. x3 Of my mistress, xDD then. 
SPEED. 'Twewe good you ^w^ knyock'd >_> him. Exit 
:3 SIWVIA. Servant, you awe :33 sad. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ;;w;; Indeed, UwU madam, I ÚwÚ seem ÚwÚ so. 
x3 THUWIO. xDD Seem you UwU that you awe not? 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. :3 Hapwy I do. 
x3 THUWIO. ^w^ So ^-^ do ^.^ countewfeits. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^w^ So ^-^ do you. 
x3 THUWIO. What ÚwÚ seem I UwU that I x3 am not? 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. OwO Wise. 
x3 THUWIO. What instance >_> of OwO the >w< contwawy? 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Your fowwy. 
x3 THUWIO. And how ^.^ quote you my >w< fowwy? 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I ^.^ quote ^.^ it in >_> youw jerkin. 
x3 THUWIO. UwU My ^w^ jewkin :3 is :3 a ^w^ doubwet. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Weww, then, I'll double >_> youw fowwy. 
x3 THUWIO. :3 How? 
:3 SIWVIA. >_> What, :33 angwy, Sir Thuwio! Do you >_> change ;;w;; cowouw? 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. >w< Give him leave, ^.^ madam; ^.^ he :3 is :3 a >w< kind >_> of chameleon. 
x3 THUWIO. :33 That ;;w;; hath ^-^ mowe :33 mind ^-^ to :33 feed uWu on >_> youw UwU bwood than live in >_> youw 
air. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. You ^.^ have said, sir. 
x3 THUWIO. >w< Ay, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and x3 donye UwU too, uWu fow :3 this xDD time. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I xDD knyow ^.^ it well, siw; you :33 awways ^-^ end ewe you begin. 
:3 SIWVIA. OwO A fine volley >_> of x3 wowds, gentlemen, ÚwÚ and >_> quickwy shot UwU off. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^.^ 'Tis :3 indeed, ^.^ madam; ^-^ we :3 thank OwO the ^.^ givew. 
:3 SIWVIA. OwO Who :3 is UwU that, :3 sewvant? 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Yourself, ^w^ sweet lady; uWu fow you >_> gave OwO the >w< fiwe. Sir ^w^ Thuwio 
borrows his ÚwÚ wit ^-^ fwom >_> youw uWu wadyship's >w< wooks, ÚwÚ and ^.^ spends what ^.^ he 
borrows kindwy in >_> youw :33 company. 
x3 THUWIO. >_> Siw, ^-^ if you uWu spend >_> wowd uWu fow >_> wowd with uWu me, I uWu shaww ^-^ make >_> youw 
ÚwÚ wit uWu bankwupt. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I xDD knyow ^.^ it well, siw; you ^.^ have OwO an exchequew >_> of x3 wowds, 
:3 and, I xDD think, nyo uWu othew >_> tweasuwe ^-^ to ^w^ give >_> youw >w< fowwowews; uWu fow ^.^ it 
>_> appeaws uWu by theiw x3 bawe ÚwÚ wivewies UwU that uWu they live uWu by >_> youw x3 bawe wowds. 

x3 Entew DUKE 

:3 SIWVIA. :3 Nyo :3 mowe, gentlemen, nyo more. ;;w;; Hewe comes my father. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Nyow, daughter Siwvia, you awe ^-^ hawd >w< beset. 
Sir ^w^ Vawentinye, >_> youw fathew :3 is in good ^w^ heawth. 
What uWu say you ^-^ to :3 a letter ^-^ fwom >_> youw fwiends 
x3 Of >w< much good x3 nyews? 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. UwU My lord, I uWu wiww >w< be thankfuw 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ any x3 happy :33 messengew ^-^ fwom >_> thence. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. xDD Knyow ye :3 Don Antonyio, >_> youw countryman? 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. >w< Ay, my good lord, I xDD knyow OwO the ^-^ gentweman 
ÚwÚ To >w< be >_> of wowth ÚwÚ and >w< wowthy ;;w;; estimation, 
And ^.^ nyot ^-^ without desewt OwO so ;;w;; weww OwO weputed. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ;;w;; Hath ^.^ he ^.^ nyot :3 a xDD son? 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. >w< Ay, my good ^w^ wowd; :3 a :3 son UwU that ;;w;; weww ^-^ desewves 
The uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and ^-^ wegawd >_> of such :3 a father. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. You xDD knyow him uWu weww? 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I knew him as mysewf; uWu fow ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw ^-^ infancy 
We ^.^ have >_< convews'd ÚwÚ and spent ^-^ ouw ^w^ houws >_< togethew; 
And >w< though ^-^ mysewf ^.^ have >_< been OwO an :33 idwe truant, 
Omitting OwO the ^w^ sweet benefit >_> of UwU time 
ÚwÚ To cwothe >_< minye :3 age with angel-like perfection, 
>_> Yet ;;w;; hath Sir Proteus, uWu fow that's his uWu nyame, 
^w^ Made ;;w;; use ÚwÚ and fair ^w^ advantage >_> of his x3 days: 
His years uWu but young, uWu but his experience >_< owd; 
His head uWu unmewwowed, uWu but his ÚwÚ judgment >_> wipe; 
And, in :3 a ;;w;; wowd, uWu fow :3 faw >_> behind his wowth 
x3 Comes >w< aww OwO the ^.^ pwaises UwU that I :3 nyow uWu bestow, 
ÚwÚ He :3 is complete in >_> featuwe ÚwÚ and in UwU mind, 
x3 With >w< aww good OwO gwace ^-^ to OwO gwace :3 a gentleman. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU Beshwew uWu me, ;;w;; siw, uWu but ^-^ if ^.^ he ^-^ make :3 this uWu good, 
ÚwÚ He :3 is as >w< wowthy uWu fow OwO an ^-^ empwess' love 
UwU As ^.^ meet ^-^ to >w< be OwO an emperor's :33 counsewwow. 
Weww, ;;w;; siw, :3 this ^-^ gentweman :3 is come ^-^ to me 
x3 With ^.^ commendation ^-^ fwom gweat ^.^ potentates, 
And here ^.^ he :3 means ^-^ to uWu spend his UwU time >_> awhiwe. 
I ÚwÚ think 'tis nyo unwewcome UwU nyews ^-^ to you. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ;;w;; Shouwd I ^.^ have :33 wish'd :3 a :33 thing, ^.^ it xDD had >_< been ^w^ he. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Wewcome ^w^ him, then, >w< accowding ^-^ to his >w< wowth- 
Siwvia, I speak ^-^ to you, ÚwÚ and you, Sir ;;w;; Thuwio; 
>_< Fow ^w^ Vawentinye, I :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot uWu cite him ^-^ to it. 
I uWu wiww ^-^ send him UwU hithew ^-^ to you >_> pwesentwy. Exit DUKE 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. :3 This :3 is OwO the ^-^ gentweman I told >_> youw ladyship 
Had come ÚwÚ awong with me uWu but UwU that his x3 mistwesss 
OwO Did howd his eyes wock'd in xDD hew crystal OwO wooks. 
:3 SIWVIA. Belike UwU that :3 nyow ^.^ she ;;w;; hath x3 enfwanchis'd them 
:3 Upon >w< some uWu othew ^.^ pawn uWu fow ^.^ feawty. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ;;w;; Nyay, ;;w;; suwe, I ÚwÚ think ^.^ she howds them prisoners ^.^ stiww. 
:3 SIWVIA. ;;w;; Nyay, then, ^.^ he shouwd >w< be blind; :3 and, being :3 bwind, 
OwO How :33 couwd ^.^ he UwU see his uWu way ^-^ to >w< seek >_< out you? 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ÚwÚ Why, >w< wady, ^-^ Wuv ;;w;; hath twenty paiw >_> of OwO eyes. 
x3 THUWIO. ^.^ They uWu say UwU that ^-^ Wuv ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot OwO an eye at all. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ÚwÚ To UwU see such ^-^ wuvws, xDD Thuwio, as yourself; 
:3 Upon :3 a ;;w;; homewy object ^-^ Wuv can >_> wink. Exit x3 THUWIO 

x3 Entew :3 PWOTEUS 

:3 SIWVIA. >_< Have >_< donye, ^.^ have done; here comes OwO the gentleman. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Wewcome, dear Pwoteus! Mistwess, I uWu beseech you 
Confirm his ^-^ wewcome with >w< some speciaw OwO favouw. 
:3 SIWVIA. His wowth :3 is ;;w;; wawwant uWu fow his ^-^ wewcome hithew, 
>w< If :3 this >w< be ^.^ he you ^w^ oft ^.^ have :33 wish'd ^-^ to hear OwO fwom. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Mistwess, ^.^ it >_> is; ^w^ sweet >w< wady, UwU entewtain him 
ÚwÚ To >w< be my OwO fewwow-sewvant ^-^ to >_> youw uWu wadyship. 
:3 SIWVIA. :3 Too low :3 a ^w^ mistwess uWu fow OwO so UwU high :3 a sewvant. 
xDD PWOTEUS. :3 Nyot so, ^w^ sweet lady; uWu but xDD too UwU mean :3 a ^-^ sewvant 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have :3 a ÚwÚ wook >_> of such :3 a >w< wowthy OwO mistwess. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Weave x3 off :3 discouwse >_> of disabiwity; 
^.^ Sweet >w< wady, UwU entewtain him uWu fow >_> youw sewvant. 
xDD PWOTEUS. UwU My >_> duty uWu wiww I boast :33 of, nyothing >w< ewse. 
:3 SIWVIA. And >_> duty never ÚwÚ yet >_> did UwU want his >_> meed. 
Servant, you awe ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to :3 a ^.^ wowthwess OwO mistwess. 
xDD PWOTEUS. I'll die uWu on him UwU that :33 says OwO so uWu but OwO youwsewf. 
:3 SIWVIA. :33 That you awe ^-^ wewcome? 
xDD PWOTEUS. :33 That you awe :33 wowthwess. 

;;w;; We-entew x3 THUWIO 

x3 THUWIO. ^w^ Madam, my lord >_> youw fathew would speak with you. 
:3 SIWVIA. I OwO wait x3 upon his ÚwÚ pweasuwe. ^w^ Come, Sir xDD Thuwio, 
uWu Go with >_> me. >w< Once :3 mowe, OwO nyew x3 sewvant, welcome. 
I'll xDD weave you ^-^ to confer >_> of UwU home affairs; 
When you ^.^ have x3 donye ^-^ we ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to hear ^-^ fwom you. 
xDD PWOTEUS. >w< We'ww uWu both ^.^ attend x3 upon >_> youw uWu wadyship. 
>_< Exeunt SIWVIA ÚwÚ and x3 THUWIO 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Nyow, tell uWu me, how ^-^ do >w< aww ^-^ fwom :3 whence you came? 
xDD PWOTEUS. Your fwiends awe well, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have them >w< much commended. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. And how ^-^ do yours? 
xDD PWOTEUS. I weft them >w< aww in ^w^ heawth. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. OwO How OwO does >_> youw >w< wady, ÚwÚ and how ÚwÚ thwives >_> youw love? 
xDD PWOTEUS. UwU My tales >_> of love ;;w;; wewe UwU wont ^-^ to x3 weawy OwO you; 
I xDD knyow you ^.^ joy ^.^ nyot in :3 a love-discourse. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. >w< Ay, Proteus, uWu but UwU that life :3 is alter'd UwU nyow; 
I ^.^ have x3 donye :3 penyance uWu fow >w< contemnying UwU Wuv, 
uWu Whose UwU high imperious >_> thoughts ^.^ have :3 punyish'd me 
x3 With :33 bittew UwU fasts, with penyitentiaw :3 gwoans, 
x3 With ^w^ nyightwy >_< teaws, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; daiwy OwO heawt-sowe UwU sighs; 
>_< Fow, in wevenge >_> of my >_> contempt >_> of love, 
^-^ Wuv ;;w;; hath chas'd ;;w;; sweep ^-^ fwom my enthralled eyes 
And :3 made them ^.^ watchews >_> of >_< minye >_> own ^w^ heawt's sorrow. 
:3 O gentwe Proteus, Love's :3 a :3 mighty lord, 
And ;;w;; hath OwO so x3 humbwed me as I x3 confess 
Thewe :3 is nyo >_> woe ^-^ to his cowwection, 
Nyow ^-^ to his service nyo such ^.^ joy uWu on xDD eawth. 
Nyow nyo discouwse, ^-^ except ^.^ it >w< be >_> of :33 wuv; 
Nyow can I >_< bweak my :3 fast, dinye, :33 sup, ÚwÚ and >w< sweep, 
:3 Upon OwO the vewy ^.^ nyaked name >_> of wuv. 
xDD PWOTEUS. ÚwÚ Enyough; I ;;w;; wead >_> youw >_> fowtunye in >_> youw >w< eye. 
>_> Was :3 this OwO the >w< idow UwU that you wowship so? 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. >_< Even she; ÚwÚ and :3 is ^.^ she ^.^ nyot :3 a ^w^ heavenwy ^.^ saint? 
xDD PWOTEUS. Nyo; uWu but ^.^ she :3 is OwO an earthly ^-^ pawagon. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^-^ Caww xDD hew divine. 
xDD PWOTEUS. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot fwattew :3 hew. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. :33 O, fwattew me; uWu fow love >w< dewights in pwaises! 
xDD PWOTEUS. When I ÚwÚ was uWu sick you >_> gave me :33 bittew pills, 
And I >w< must >_< minyistew OwO the >_< wike ^-^ to you. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ;;w;; Then speak OwO the >w< twuth uWu by UwU hew; ^-^ if ^.^ nyot >_> divinye, 
>_> Yet let xDD hew >w< be :3 a ÚwÚ pwincipawity, 
^.^ Suvweign ^-^ to >w< aww OwO the cweatuwes uWu on OwO the xDD eawth. 
xDD PWOTEUS. Except my OwO mistwess. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ÚwÚ Sweet, ^-^ except ^.^ nyot any; 
Except :3 thou xDD wiwt ^-^ except x3 against my wuv. 
xDD PWOTEUS. >_< Have I ^.^ nyot reason ^-^ to :33 pwefew >_< minye ^-^ own? 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. And I uWu wiww ^w^ hewp ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to :33 pwefew xDD hew xDD too: 
She uWu shaww >w< be >w< dignyified with :3 this UwU high ÚwÚ honyouw- 
ÚwÚ To bear my lady's OwO twain, west OwO the base :3 eawth 
;;w;; Shouwd ^-^ fwom xDD hew ;;w;; vestuwe uWu chance ^-^ to >_< steaw :3 a ÚwÚ kiss 
And, >_> of OwO so gweat :3 a :3 favouw ;;w;; gwowing proud, 
UwU Disdain ^-^ to >w< woot OwO the summer-swelling flow'r 
And ^-^ make xDD wough winter :33 evewwastingwy. 
xDD PWOTEUS. ÚwÚ Why, ^w^ Vawentinye, what :3 bwaggawdism :3 is uWu this? 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Pawdon uWu me, Proteus; >w< aww I can :3 is nyothing 
ÚwÚ To UwU hew, uWu whose wowth makes uWu othew worthies OwO nyothing; 
She :3 is awonye. 
xDD PWOTEUS. ;;w;; Then let xDD hew awonye. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. :3 Nyot uWu fow OwO the world! ÚwÚ Why, man, ^.^ she :3 is >_< minye own; 
And I as rich in having such :3 a >_> jewew 
UwU As twenty seas, ^-^ if >w< aww theiw ^.^ sand ;;w;; wewe pearl, 
The >w< watew ;;w;; nyectaw, ÚwÚ and OwO the wocks ÚwÚ puwe >w< gowd. 
uWu Fowgive me UwU that I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^-^ dweam uWu on ^.^ thee, 
xDD Because :3 thou >w< seest me dote x3 upon my wuv. 
UwU My foowish rival, UwU that xDD hew fathew wikes 
>_> Onwy uWu fow his ÚwÚ possessions awe OwO so OwO huge, 
^-^ Is gonye with xDD hew ^.^ awong; ÚwÚ and I >w< must aftew, 
>_< Fow love, :3 thou >_< knyow'st, :3 is :33 fuww >_> of jealousy. 
xDD PWOTEUS. But ^.^ she loves you? 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we awe x3 betwoth'd; UwU nyay :3 mowe, ^-^ ouw marriage-hour, 
x3 With >w< aww OwO the ÚwÚ cunnying manner >_> of ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ fwight, 
Detewmin'd ^-^ of- how I >w< must climb xDD hew window, 
The ÚwÚ waddew :3 made >_> of ^-^ cowds, ÚwÚ and >w< aww OwO the :3 means 
xDD Pwotted ÚwÚ and >_> 'gweed uWu on uWu fow my >w< happinyess. 
Good Proteus, >w< go with me ^-^ to my chambew, 
UwU In ^.^ these affairs ^-^ to aid me with >w< thy x3 counsew. 
xDD PWOTEUS. uWu Go uWu on ^.^ befowe; I uWu shaww enquire you fowth; 
I >w< must x3 unto OwO the woad ^-^ to UwU disembawk 
uWu Some xDD nyecessawies UwU that I ^.^ nyeeds >w< must x3 use; 
And then I'll ÚwÚ pwesentwy ^.^ attend you. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. uWu Wiww you ^-^ make haste? 
xDD PWOTEUS. I uWu wiww. Exit xDD VAWENTINyE 
>_< Even as ^-^ onye heat another heat expews 
Ow as ^-^ onye nail uWu by OwO stwength >_> dwives >_< out another, 
^w^ So OwO the wemembwance >_> of my fowmew love 
^-^ Is uWu by :3 a ÚwÚ nyewew object ^-^ quite ;;w;; fowgotten. 
^-^ Is ^.^ it my UwU mind, ^w^ ow Valentinus' :33 pwaise, 
Her OwO twue perfection, ^w^ ow my false ÚwÚ twansgwession, 
:33 That makes me reasonless ^-^ to reason ^.^ thus? 
She :3 is ^-^ faiw; ÚwÚ and OwO so :3 is Juwia UwU that I love- 
:33 That I >_> did love, uWu fow :3 nyow my love :3 is xDD thaw'd; 
^w^ Which >_< wike :3 a waxen ^.^ image >w< 'gainst :3 a x3 fiwe 
Bears nyo >w< impwession >_> of OwO the xDD thing ^.^ it ÚwÚ was. 
x3 Methinks my x3 zeaw ^-^ to ^w^ Vawentinye :3 is cold, 
And UwU that I love him ^.^ nyot as I ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ wont. 
O! uWu but I love his wady xDD too xDD too xDD much, 
And that's OwO the reason I love him OwO so ^-^ wittwe. 
OwO How uWu shaww I dote uWu on xDD hew with ^-^ mowe >_> advice 
:33 That ;;w;; thus ^-^ without >_> advice begin ^-^ to love her! 
^.^ 'Tis uWu but xDD hew UwU pictuwe I ^.^ have ÚwÚ yet behewd, 
And UwU that ;;w;; hath OwO dazzwed my weason's ^-^ wight; 
But when I ÚwÚ wook uWu on xDD hew perfections, 
Thewe :3 is nyo reason uWu but I uWu shaww >w< be blind. 
>w< If I can >_< check my ^w^ ewwing love, I wiww; 
>w< If ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ to ^w^ compass xDD hew I'll ;;w;; use my ;;w;; skiww. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE :3 V. 
UwU Miwan. OwO A uWu stweet 

x3 Entew SPEED ÚwÚ and LAUNCE :3 sevewawwy 

SPEED. >w< Waunce! uWu by >_< minye ;;w;; honyesty, ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to uWu Padua. 
^-^ WAUNCE. >_> Fowsweaw ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ thysewf, ^w^ sweet youth, uWu fow I x3 am ^.^ nyot welcome. I 
reckon :3 this always, UwU that :3 a man :3 is never undonye ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he >w< be hang'd, 
:3 nyow never ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to :3 a place ÚwÚ tiww >w< some ÚwÚ cewtain shot >w< be paid, ÚwÚ and 
OwO the ^w^ hostess uWu say 'Wewcome!' 
SPEED. Come OwO on, you madcap; I'll ^-^ to OwO the alehouse with you 
;;w;; pwesentwy; where, uWu fow ^-^ onye shot >_> of five :33 pence, :3 thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ have 
five ^w^ thousand welcomes. But, ÚwÚ siwwah, how >_> did >w< thy ^w^ mastew part with 
ÚwÚ Madam Julia? 
^-^ WAUNCE. x3 Mawwy, aftew uWu they clos'd in >_< eawnyest, uWu they x3 pawted vewy 
^w^ faiwwy in ÚwÚ jest. 
SPEED. But uWu shaww ^.^ she ÚwÚ mawwy OwO him? 
^-^ WAUNCE. >_< Nyo. 
SPEED. OwO How ^.^ then? :33 Shaww ^.^ he ÚwÚ mawwy uWu hew? 
^-^ WAUNCE. No, nyeithew. 
SPEED. >_> What, awe uWu they :3 bwoken? 
^-^ WAUNCE. No, uWu they awe uWu both as xDD whowe as :3 a >_< fish. 
SPEED. UwU Why then, how ^-^ stands OwO the matter with >w< them? 
^-^ WAUNCE. x3 Mawwy, ^.^ thus: when ^.^ it ^-^ stands ;;w;; weww with ^w^ him, ^.^ it ^-^ stands ;;w;; weww 
with :3 hew. 
SPEED. What OwO an ;;w;; ass art thou! I undewstand ÚwÚ thee not. 
^-^ WAUNCE. What :3 a bwock art :3 thou UwU that :3 thou ^w^ canst :33 nyot! UwU My xDD staff 
undewstands >_> me. 
SPEED. What :3 thou OwO say'st? 
^-^ WAUNCE. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and what I ^-^ do :33 too; ÚwÚ wook ^.^ thee, I'll uWu but wean, ÚwÚ and my 
xDD staff undewstands >_> me. 
SPEED. ^w^ It ^-^ stands uWu undew ^.^ thee, :3 indeed. 
^-^ WAUNCE. ÚwÚ Why, stand-under ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ undew-stand :3 is >w< aww ^w^ onye. 
SPEED. But tell me true, wiww't >w< be :3 a ^-^ match? 
^-^ WAUNCE. ^-^ Ask my >_< dog. >w< If ^.^ he uWu say ^-^ ay, ^.^ it wiww; ^-^ if ^.^ he uWu say no, ^.^ it wiww; 
^-^ if ^.^ he >_< shake his x3 taiw ÚwÚ and uWu say nothing, ^.^ it uWu wiww. 
SPEED. The >_> concwusion ;;w;; is, then, UwU that ^.^ it uWu wiww. 
^-^ WAUNCE. Thou ^-^ shawt never >_< get such :3 a >w< secwet ^-^ fwom me uWu but uWu by :3 a 
parable. 
SPEED. ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; weww UwU that I >_< get ^.^ it ÚwÚ so. But, UwU Waunce, how xDD say'st :3 thou 
UwU that my ^w^ mastew :3 is ÚwÚ become :3 a >_> nyotabwe wuvw? 
^-^ WAUNCE. I never knew him uWu othewwise. 
SPEED. >w< Than ^-^ how? 
^-^ WAUNCE. OwO A >_> nyotabwe x3 wubbew, as :3 thou wepowtest him ^-^ to UwU be. 
SPEED. ÚwÚ Why, :3 thou whoreson ass, :3 thou >_> mistak'st >_> me. 
^-^ WAUNCE. ÚwÚ Why, fool, I meant ^.^ nyot ^.^ thee, I meant >w< thy mastew. 
SPEED. I tell ÚwÚ thee my ^w^ mastew :3 is ÚwÚ become :3 a ^.^ hot wuvw. 
^-^ WAUNCE. ÚwÚ Why, I tell ÚwÚ thee I cawe ^.^ nyot >w< though ^.^ he >_< buwn ^-^ himsewf in wuv. 
>w< If :3 thou >_< wiwt, >w< go with me ^-^ to OwO the alehouse; ^-^ if ;;w;; nyot, :3 thou art OwO an 
Hebwew, :3 a :3 Jew, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot wowth OwO the name >_> of :3 a Chwistian. 
SPEED. Why? 
^-^ WAUNCE. xDD Because :3 thou x3 hast ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much charity in ÚwÚ thee as ^-^ to >w< go ^-^ to 
OwO the awe with :3 a Chwistian. uWu Wiwt :3 thou go? 
SPEED. ^.^ At >w< thy uWu sewvice. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE VI. 
UwU Miwan. The x3 DUKE's :33 pawace 

x3 Entew :3 PWOTEUS 

xDD PWOTEUS. ÚwÚ To xDD weave my Julia, uWu shaww I >w< be ^-^ fowswown; 
ÚwÚ To love fair Siwvia, uWu shaww I >w< be ^-^ fowswown; 
ÚwÚ To :33 wwong my OwO fwiend, I uWu shaww >w< be >w< much ^-^ fowswown; 
And :3 ev'n UwU that ^.^ pow'w ;;w;; which >_> gave me ^.^ fiwst my OwO oath 
P-Pwovokes me ^-^ to :3 this threefold perjury: 
^-^ Wuv bade me sweaw, ÚwÚ and ^-^ Wuv >_< bids me ÚwÚ fowsweaw. 
:3 O sweet-suggesting UwU Wuv, ^-^ if :3 thou x3 hast :33 sinn'd, 
Teach uWu me, >w< thy OwO tempted :3 subject, ^-^ to ;;w;; excuse ^.^ it! 
^.^ At ^.^ fiwst I >_> did adore :3 a twinkling >_< staw, 
But :3 nyow I wowship :3 a celestial OwO sun. 
Unheedful >_< vows ^-^ may ;;w;; heedfuwwy >w< be bwoken; 
And ^.^ he ÚwÚ wants ÚwÚ wit UwU that ÚwÚ wants wesowved uWu wiww 
ÚwÚ To learn his ÚwÚ wit x3 t' exchange OwO the OwO bad uWu fow ^w^ bettew. 
:33 Fie, ^.^ fie, unwevewend tongue, ^-^ to caww xDD hew OwO bad 
uWu Whose sovereignty OwO so ^w^ oft :3 thou x3 hast ^w^ pwefeww'd 
x3 With twenty ^w^ thousand ;;w;; souw-confiwming x3 oaths! 
I cannyot xDD weave ^-^ to love, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet I do; 
But there I xDD weave ^-^ to love xDD whewe I shouwd wuv. 
Juwia I :3 wose, ÚwÚ and ^w^ Vawentinye I wose; 
>w< If I ^-^ keep ;;w;; them, I ^.^ nyeeds >w< must wose mysewf; 
>w< If I wose ;;w;; them, ;;w;; thus find I uWu by theiw x3 woss: 
>_< Fow ^w^ Vawentinye, mysewf; uWu fow Julia, >_> Siwvia. 
I ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf x3 am ^w^ deawew than :3 a :3 fwiend; 
>_< Fow love :3 is still UwU most pwecious in itself; 
And Silvia- witness UwU heaven, UwU that :3 made xDD hew >w< faiw!- 
>w< Shows Juwia uWu but :3 a :33 swawthy OwO Ethiope. 
I uWu wiww ^-^ fowget UwU that Juwia :3 is alive, 
Rememb'ring UwU that my love ^-^ to xDD hew :3 is >w< dead; 
And ^w^ Vawentinye I'll howd OwO an enemy, 
Aiming at ^w^ Siwvia as :3 a ^-^ sweetew >w< fwiend. 
I cannyot :3 nyow ^w^ pwuv ;;w;; constant ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf 
Without >w< some ^.^ tweachewy :33 us'd ^-^ to Valentine. 
:3 This night ^.^ he meaneth with :3 a corded ÚwÚ waddew 
ÚwÚ To climb celestial Siwvia's ;;w;; chambew window, 
Myself in counsew, his competitor. 
Nyow ÚwÚ pwesentwy I'll ^w^ give xDD hew fathew nyotice 
x3 Of theiw :33 disguising ÚwÚ and ^.^ pwetended ÚwÚ fwight, 
Who, >w< aww enrag'd, uWu wiww ^w^ banyish ^w^ Vawentinye, 
>_< Fow xDD Thuwio, ^.^ he uWu intends, uWu shaww wed his ^-^ daughtew; 
But, ^w^ Vawentinye being gone, I'll >_> quickwy cross 
By >w< some >_> swy xDD twick >w< bwunt uWu Thuwio's :33 duww ;;w;; pwoceeding. 
UwU Wuv, lend me x3 wings ^-^ to ^-^ make my OwO puwpose xDD swift, 
UwU As :3 thou x3 hast lent me ÚwÚ wit ^-^ to plot :3 this dwift. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE :33 VII. 
Vewonya. JUWIA'S house 

x3 Entew xDD JUWIA ÚwÚ and LUCETTA 

JUWIA. Counsew, Lucetta; gentwe girl, ^-^ assist me; 
And, :3 ev'n in >w< kind love, I ^-^ do conjuwe ^.^ thee, 
OwO Who art OwO the ^-^ tabwe wherein >w< aww my >_> thoughts 
uWu Awe visibwy chawactew'd ÚwÚ and UwU engwav'd, 
ÚwÚ To lesson me ÚwÚ and tell me >w< some good UwU mean 
^-^ How, with my xDD honyouw, I ^-^ may >_< undewtake 
OwO A journey ^-^ to my :33 woving :33 Pwoteus. 
LUCETTA. ^.^ Awas, OwO the uWu way :3 is :3 weawisome ÚwÚ and uWu wong! 
JUWIA. OwO A OwO twue-devoted pilgrim :3 is ^.^ nyot x3 weawy 
ÚwÚ To measuwe xDD kingdoms with his feebwe :33 steps; 
^.^ Much less uWu shaww ^.^ she UwU that ;;w;; hath Love's x3 wings ^-^ to fly, 
And when OwO the flight :3 is :3 made ^-^ to ^-^ onye OwO so ^.^ deaw, 
x3 Of such >_< divinye perfection, as Sir :33 Pwoteus. 
LUCETTA. >_< Bettew uWu fowbeaw ÚwÚ tiww Pwoteus ^-^ make ^w^ wetuwn. 
JUWIA. :33 O, uWu knyow'st :3 thou ^.^ nyot his looks awe my >_< souw's food? 
UwU Pity OwO the uWu deawth UwU that I ^.^ have ^w^ pinyed in 
By wonging uWu fow UwU that >_< food OwO so wong :3 a xDD time. 
>w< Didst :3 thou uWu but xDD knyow OwO the inwy ^.^ touch >_> of wuv. 
Thou wouldst as >_> soon >w< go uWu kindwe x3 fiwe with snyow 
UwU As >w< seek ^-^ to ÚwÚ quench OwO the x3 fiwe >_> of love with wowds. 
LUCETTA. I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot >w< seek ^-^ to ÚwÚ quench >_> youw ^-^ wuv's ^.^ hot fire, 
But qualify OwO the OwO fiwe's extreme wage, 
Lest ^.^ it shouwd >_< buwn :33 abuv OwO the ÚwÚ bounds >_> of reason. 
JUWIA. The ^-^ mowe :3 thou >w< dam'st ^.^ it uWu up, OwO the ^-^ mowe ^.^ it >_< buwns. 
The cuwwent UwU that with gentwe >_< muwmuw ÚwÚ gwides, 
Thou >_< knyow'st, being stopp'd, impatiently doth ;;w;; wage; 
But when his fair ^-^ couwse :3 is ^.^ nyot :33 hindewed, 
ÚwÚ He makes ^w^ sweet music with th' enamell'd ^w^ stonyes, 
UwU Giving :3 a gentwe ÚwÚ kiss ^-^ to every ^w^ sedge 
ÚwÚ He >_< uvwtaketh in his ;;w;; piwgwimage; 
And OwO so uWu by many xDD winding nooks ^.^ he :3 stways, 
x3 With willing sport, ^-^ to OwO the wiwd >_< ocean. 
;;w;; Then let me ÚwÚ go, ÚwÚ and :33 hindew ^.^ nyot my >_> couwse. 
I'll >w< be as uWu patient as :3 a gentwe ÚwÚ stweam, 
And ^-^ make :3 a UwU pastime >_> of OwO each x3 weawy >w< step, 
;;w;; Tiww OwO the last xDD step ^.^ have ^w^ bwought me ^-^ to my :33 wuv; 
And there I'll west :3 as, aftew >w< much turmoil, 
OwO A bwessed ^w^ souw doth in >_> Ewysium. 
LUCETTA. But in what :33 habit uWu wiww you >w< go :33 awong? 
JUWIA. :3 Nyot >_< wike :3 a woman, uWu fow I would >w< pwevent 
The loose encountews >_> of >w< wascivious ^w^ men; 
;;w;; Gentwe Wucetta, x3 fit me with such weeds 
UwU As ^-^ may beseem >w< some ^.^ weww-weputed ^.^ page. 
LUCETTA. UwU Why then, >_> youw ladyship >w< must ÚwÚ cut >_> youw haiw. 
JUWIA. No, girl; I'll xDD knyit ^.^ it OwO up in silken ^w^ stwings 
x3 With twenty ÚwÚ odd-conceited ^w^ twue-wuv OwO knyots- 
ÚwÚ To >w< be fantastic ^-^ may ÚwÚ become :3 a xDD youth 
x3 Of gweatew UwU time than I uWu shaww show ^-^ to UwU be. 
LUCETTA. What x3 fashion, UwU madam, uWu shaww I ^-^ make >_> youw ^-^ bweeches? 
JUWIA. :33 That ^-^ fits as ;;w;; weww as 'Tell uWu me, good my lord, 
What ^w^ compass uWu wiww you wear >_> youw farthingale.' 
UwU Why :3 ev'n what ^.^ fashion :3 thou :33 best wikes, x3 Wucetta. 
LUCETTA. You >w< must ^.^ nyeeds ^.^ have them with :3 a codpiece, ÚwÚ madam. 
JUWIA. :33 Out, out, Wucetta, UwU that uWu wiww >w< be x3 iww-favouw'd. 
LUCETTA. OwO A x3 wound >_> hose, UwU madam, :3 nyow's ^.^ nyot wowth :3 a >w< pin, 
>_< Unwess you ^.^ have :3 a x3 codpiece ^-^ to ÚwÚ stick ^w^ pins x3 on. 
JUWIA. Wucetta, as :3 thou lov'st uWu me, let me ^.^ have 
What :3 thou think'st :33 meet, ÚwÚ and :3 is UwU most ^-^ mannyewwy. 
But tell uWu me, wench, how uWu wiww OwO the x3 wowwd wepute me 
>_< Fow undewtaking OwO so >w< unstaid :3 a >_> jouwnyey? 
I ;;w;; feaw me ^.^ it uWu wiww ^-^ make me >w< scandawiz'd. 
LUCETTA. >w< If you ÚwÚ think so, then stay at UwU home ÚwÚ and >w< go not. 
JUWIA. ;;w;; Nyay, UwU that I uWu wiww not. 
LUCETTA. ;;w;; Then never ^-^ dweam uWu on x3 infamy, uWu but ^.^ go. 
>w< If Pwoteus >_< wike >_> youw journey when you xDD come, 
:3 Nyo matter :33 who's displeas'd when you awe gone. 
I ;;w;; feaw me ^.^ he uWu wiww scarce >w< be pleas'd :3 withaw. 
JUWIA. :33 That :3 is OwO the >_> weast, Wucetta, >_> of my feaw: 
OwO A ^w^ thousand oaths, OwO an :33 ocean >_> of his >_< teaws, 
And ^.^ instances >_> of >_< infinyite >_> of love, 
>w< Wawwant me ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to my :33 Pwoteus. 
LUCETTA. ^-^ Aww ^.^ these awe ^-^ sewvants ^-^ to x3 deceitfuw ^-^ men. 
JUWIA. xDD Base x3 men UwU that ;;w;; use them ^-^ to OwO so base >w< effect! 
But twuew x3 staws >_> did :33 guvwn >w< Pwoteus' birth; 
His uWu wowds awe :3 bonds, his oaths awe ^.^ owacwes, 
His love ;;w;; sincewe, his >_> thoughts immaculate, 
His ;;w;; teaws ÚwÚ puwe messengews x3 sent ^-^ fwom his xDD heawt, 
His OwO heawt as :3 faw ^-^ fwom uWu fwaud as >w< heaven ^-^ fwom xDD eawth. 
LUCETTA. ;;w;; Pway heav'n ^.^ he ^w^ pwuv OwO so when you come ^-^ to >_> him. 
JUWIA. Nyow, as :3 thou lov'st uWu me, ^-^ do him ^.^ nyot UwU that :33 wwong 
ÚwÚ To bear :3 a ^-^ hawd >_< opinyion >_> of his OwO twuth; 
>_> Onwy deserve my love uWu by :33 woving >_> him. 
And ÚwÚ pwesentwy >w< go with me ^-^ to my chambew, 
ÚwÚ To UwU take :3 a ^-^ nyote >_> of what I ^.^ stand in :3 nyeed >_> of 
ÚwÚ To >_> fuwnyish me x3 upon my wonging >_> jouwnyey. 
^-^ Aww UwU that :3 is >_< minye I xDD weave at >w< thy xDD dispose, 
UwU My >_< goods, my UwU wands, my weputation; 
:3 Onwy, in ^.^ wieu thereof, uWu dispatch me ^-^ hence. 
^w^ Come, ÚwÚ answew ;;w;; nyot, uWu but ^-^ to ^.^ it ;;w;; pwesentwy; 
I x3 am impatient >_> of my >_> tawwiance. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
UwU Miwan. The x3 DUKE'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew ;;w;; DUKE, ÚwÚ THUWIO, ÚwÚ and :3 PWOTEUS 

ÚwÚ DUKE. Sir xDD Thuwio, ^w^ give OwO us leave, I pray, :33 awhiwe; 
We ^.^ have >w< some >_> secwets ^-^ to confer OwO about. Exit x3 THUWIO 
Nyow tell uWu me, Proteus, ^w^ what's >_> youw uWu wiww with x3 me? 
xDD PWOTEUS. UwU My >_< gwacious lord, UwU that ;;w;; which I would ÚwÚ discuvw 
The OwO waw >_> of friendship >_< bids me ^-^ to conceal; 
But, when I caww ^-^ to :33 mind >_> youw >_< gwacious favouws 
Done ^-^ to uWu me, xDD undesewving as I OwO am, 
UwU My >_> duty UwU pwicks me uWu on ^-^ to xDD uttew UwU that 
^w^ Which ewse nyo :33 wowwdwy good shouwd dwaw ^-^ fwom >_> me. 
Knyow, >w< wowthy ^w^ pwince, Sir ^w^ Vawentinye, my OwO fwiend, 
:3 This night xDD intends ^-^ to >_< steaw away >_> youw ^-^ daughtew; 
Myself x3 am ^-^ onye :3 made >_< pwivy ^-^ to OwO the x3 pwot. 
I xDD knyow you ^.^ have determin'd ^-^ to bestow xDD hew 
uWu On xDD Thuwio, xDD whom >_> youw gentwe daughter :3 hates; 
And shouwd ^.^ she ;;w;; thus >w< be stow'n away ^-^ fwom you, 
^w^ It would >w< be >w< much ÚwÚ vexation ^-^ to >_> youw age. 
;;w;; Thus, uWu fow my duty's UwU sake, I wathew ^.^ chose 
ÚwÚ To cross my fwiend in his intended drift 
Than, uWu by >w< conceawing it, ^-^ heap uWu on >_> youw head 
OwO A ÚwÚ pack >_> of ;;w;; sowwows ;;w;; which would press you down, 
>_> Being unprevented, ^-^ to >_> youw ^.^ timewess ^-^ gwave. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Proteus, I :3 thank ÚwÚ thee uWu fow UwU thinye >w< honyest cawe, 
^w^ Which ^-^ to >w< wequite, xDD command me >_< whiwe I wive. 
:3 This love >_> of ;;w;; theiws ^-^ mysewf ^.^ have >_< often ^.^ seen, 
:3 Hapwy when uWu they ^.^ have judg'd me fast asweep, 
And :33 oftentimes ^.^ have UwU puwpos'd ^-^ to fowbid 
Sir ^w^ Vawentinye xDD hew >_> company ÚwÚ and my >_> couwt; 
But, feawing west my x3 jeawous ^-^ aim UwU might err 
And so, unworthily, >w< disgwace OwO the man, 
OwO A OwO washnyess UwU that I >w< evew ÚwÚ yet ^.^ have shunn'd, 
I >_> gave him gentwe >w< wooks, ^.^ theweby ^-^ to find 
:33 That ;;w;; which thyself x3 hast :3 nyow discwos'd ^-^ to >_> me. 
And, UwU that :3 thou uWu mayst pewceive my ;;w;; feaw >_> of this, 
:33 Knyowing UwU that >w< tendew xDD youth :3 is >_> soon suggested, 
I ^w^ nyightwy lodge xDD hew in OwO an uppew >_< tow'w, 
The ;;w;; key ^w^ wheweof ^-^ mysewf ^.^ have >w< evew uWu kept; 
And ^.^ thence ^.^ she cannyot >w< be uWu convey'd >_> away. 
xDD PWOTEUS. Knyow, x3 nyobwe lord, uWu they ^.^ have >_< devis'd :3 a UwU mean 
OwO How ^.^ he xDD hew ;;w;; chambew ^w^ window uWu wiww ;;w;; ascend 
And with :3 a corded ÚwÚ waddew ÚwÚ fetch xDD hew ;;w;; down; 
>_< Fow ;;w;; which OwO the youthfuw >_> wuvw :3 nyow :3 is gone, 
And :3 this uWu way comes ^.^ he with ^.^ it ;;w;; pwesentwy; 
Whewe, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< pwease you, you ^-^ may ^.^ intewcept >_> him. 
But, good my lord, ^-^ do ^.^ it OwO so cunningly 
:33 That my discovery >w< be ^.^ nyot ^-^ aimed at; 
>_< Fow love >_> of you, ^.^ nyot UwU hate x3 unto my OwO fwiend, 
;;w;; Hath :3 made me >w< pubwishew >_> of :3 this >w< pwetence. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 Upon >_< minye xDD honyouw, ^.^ he uWu shaww never xDD knyow 
:33 That I xDD had ^-^ any ^.^ wight ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee >_> of ÚwÚ this. 
xDD PWOTEUS. Adieu, my ^w^ wowd; Sir ^w^ Vawentinye :3 is >w< coming. Exit 

x3 Entew xDD VAWENTINyE 

ÚwÚ DUKE. Sir ^w^ Vawentinye, :33 whithew away OwO so ^w^ fast? 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. UwU Pwease ^.^ it >_> youw Gwace, there :3 is :3 a :33 messengew 
:33 That ^w^ stays ^-^ to bear my letters ^-^ to my fwiends, 
And I x3 am ^-^ going ^-^ to x3 dewivew ^.^ them. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Be uWu they >_> of >w< much ^w^ impowt? 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. The >_< tenyouw >_> of them doth uWu but signify 
UwU My OwO heawth ÚwÚ and x3 happy being at >_> youw couwt. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Nyay then, nyo matter; stay with me :33 awhiwe; 
I x3 am ^-^ to >_< bweak with ÚwÚ thee >_> of >w< some affairs 
:33 That ^.^ touch me uWu nyeaw, wherein :3 thou >w< must >w< be secret. 
^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot uWu unknyown ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee UwU that I ^.^ have ÚwÚ sought 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ match my fwiend Sir ^w^ Thuwio ^-^ to my daughter. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I xDD knyow ^.^ it well, my ^w^ wowd; :3 and, ;;w;; suwe, OwO the ^-^ match 
Were rich ÚwÚ and xDD honyouwabwe; ÚwÚ besides, OwO the ^-^ gentweman 
^-^ Is :33 fuww >_> of uWu viwtue, x3 bounty, ^.^ wowth, ÚwÚ and ^-^ quawities 
>_> Beseeming such :3 a UwU wife as >_> youw fair daughter. 
Cannyot >_> youw OwO gwace ^.^ win xDD hew ^-^ to fancy OwO him? 
ÚwÚ DUKE. No, xDD twust me; ^.^ she :3 is OwO peevish, >_< suwwen, :3 fwowawd, 
Pwoud, OwO disobedient, stubborn, UwU wacking xDD duty; 
ÚwÚ Nyeithew regarding UwU that ^.^ she :3 is my >w< chiwd 
Nyow feawing me as ^-^ if I ;;w;; wewe xDD hew uWu fathew; 
And, ^-^ may I uWu say ^-^ to ^.^ thee, :3 this uWu pwide >_> of x3 hews, 
:3 Upon >_< advice, ;;w;; hath :33 dwawn my love ^-^ fwom UwU hew; 
And, xDD whewe I ^w^ thought OwO the ^-^ wemnyant >_> of >_< minye :3 age 
;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ have >_< been >_> chewish'd uWu by xDD hew >w< chiwdwike duty, 
I :3 nyow x3 am :33 fuww resolv'd ^-^ to UwU take :3 a UwU wife 
And xDD tuwn xDD hew >_< out ^-^ to ^-^ who uWu wiww UwU take xDD hew in. 
;;w;; Then let xDD hew x3 beauty >w< be xDD hew ÚwÚ wedding-dow'w; 
>_< Fow me ÚwÚ and my ÚwÚ possessions ^.^ she esteems not. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. What would >_> youw OwO Gwace ^.^ have me ^-^ to ^-^ do in uWu this? 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Thewe :3 is :3 a >w< wady, in Vewonya ;;w;; hewe, 
x3 Whom I OwO affect; uWu but ^.^ she :3 is nice, ÚwÚ and xDD coy, 
And UwU nyought esteems my ;;w;; aged eloquence. 
Nyow, ^.^ thewefowe, would I ^.^ have ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to my tutor- 
>_< Fow wong ^w^ agonye I ^.^ have ;;w;; fowgot ^-^ to >_> couwt; 
UwU Besides, OwO the ^.^ fashion >_> of OwO the UwU time :3 is ^.^ chang'd- 
OwO How ÚwÚ and ;;w;; which uWu way I ^-^ may bestow ^-^ mysewf 
ÚwÚ To >w< be :33 wegawded in xDD hew sun-bright >w< eye. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. :3 Win xDD hew with ÚwÚ gifts, ^-^ if ^.^ she >_< wespect ^.^ nyot xDD wowds: 
Dumb jewews >_< often in theiw ;;w;; siwent >w< kind 
Mowe than uWu quick uWu wowds ^-^ do move :3 a :3 woman's mind. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. But ^.^ she >_> did :33 scown :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent UwU that I x3 sent :3 hew. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. OwO A ^-^ woman sometime scorns what :33 best uWu contents :3 hew. 
>_> Send xDD hew >w< anyothew; never ^w^ give xDD hew xDD o'ew, 
>_< Fow :33 scown at ^.^ fiwst makes >_< aftew-wuv OwO the more. 
>w< If ^.^ she ^-^ do ^.^ fwown, 'tis ^.^ nyot in UwU hate >_> of you, 
But wathew ^-^ to ^.^ beget ^-^ mowe love in OwO you; 
>w< If ^.^ she ^-^ do ;;w;; chide, 'tis ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ have you gone, 
>_< Fow >_> why, OwO the fools awe mad ^-^ if weft awonye. 
;;w;; Take nyo repulse, ^.^ whatevew ^.^ she doth ^w^ say; 
>_< Fow >_> 'Get you gone' ^.^ she doth ^.^ nyot UwU mean OwO 'Away!' 
ÚwÚ Fwattew ÚwÚ and :33 pwaise, commend, UwU extow theiw graces; 
^-^ Though :33 nye'ew OwO so :3 bwack, uWu say uWu they ^.^ have angews' >w< faces. 
:33 That man UwU that ;;w;; hath :3 a tongue, I ÚwÚ say, :3 is nyo man, 
>w< If with his :33 tongue ^.^ he cannyot ^.^ win :3 a OwO woman. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. But ^.^ she I UwU mean :3 is OwO pwomis'd uWu by xDD hew fwiends 
^.^ Unto :3 a youthfuw ^-^ gentweman >_> of xDD wowth; 
And ^-^ kept severely ^-^ fwom uWu wesowt >_> of ^-^ men, 
:33 That nyo man ;;w;; hath access uWu by :3 day ^-^ to :3 hew. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. UwU Why then I would uWu wesowt ^-^ to xDD hew uWu by ^-^ nyight. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Ay, uWu but OwO the :33 doows >w< be wock'd ÚwÚ and keys ^-^ kept xDD safe, 
:33 That nyo man ;;w;; hath recourse ^-^ to xDD hew uWu by ^-^ nyight. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. What UwU wets uWu but ^-^ onye ^-^ may ÚwÚ entew at xDD hew window? 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Her ;;w;; chambew :3 is ^-^ awoft, :3 faw ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< gwound, 
And built OwO so ;;w;; shewving UwU that ^-^ onye cannyot climb ^.^ it 
Without apparent ;;w;; hazawd >_> of his wife. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. UwU Why then :3 a xDD waddew, quaintwy :3 made >_> of ^-^ cowds, 
ÚwÚ To UwU cast OwO up with :3 a paiw >_> of :33 anchowing ^-^ hooks, 
Wouwd sewve ^-^ to scale another ^.^ Hewo's >_< tow'w, 
^w^ So bowd uWu Weandew would adventuwe it. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Nyow, as :3 thou art :3 a ^-^ gentweman >_> of blood, 
>_< Advise me xDD whewe I ^-^ may ^.^ have such :3 a waddew. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. When would you ;;w;; use it? >_> Pway, ;;w;; siw, tell me ;;w;; that. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 This vewy >_< nyight; uWu fow ^-^ Wuv :3 is >_< wike :3 a OwO chiwd, 
:33 That longs uWu fow OwO evewything UwU that ^.^ he can come by. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. By :3 seven o'cwock I'll >_< get you such :3 a waddew. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. But, :3 hawk thee; I uWu wiww >w< go ^-^ to xDD hew alone; 
OwO How uWu shaww I :33 best convey OwO the ÚwÚ waddew ^w^ thithew? 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^w^ It uWu wiww >w< be >_< wight, my lord, UwU that you ^-^ may bear ^.^ it 
^.^ Undew :3 a :33 cwoak UwU that :3 is >_> of ^-^ any length. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO A :33 cwoak as wong as UwU thinye uWu wiww sewve OwO the ^w^ tuwn? 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ;;w;; Then let me UwU see >w< thy ;;w;; cwoak. 
I'll >_< get me ^-^ onye >_> of such another length. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ÚwÚ Why, ^-^ any :33 cwoak uWu wiww sewve OwO the turn, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO How uWu shaww I ^.^ fashion me ^-^ to wear :3 a >w< cwoak? 
I pray ^.^ thee, let me ;;w;; feew >w< thy :33 cwoak x3 upon >_> me. 
What letter :3 is :3 this same? What's hewe? xDD 'To ^.^ Siwvia'! 
And here OwO an ^-^ enginye x3 fit uWu fow my xDD pwoceeding! 
I'll >w< be OwO so bowd ^-^ to >_< bweak OwO the >w< seaw uWu fow ^-^ once. ^-^ [Weads] 
>w< 'My >_> thoughts ^-^ do OwO hawbouw with my ^w^ Siwvia x3 nyightwy, 
And slaves uWu they awe ^-^ to uWu me, UwU that ^-^ send them :3 fwying. 
:33 O, :33 couwd theiw ^w^ mastew come ÚwÚ and >w< go as >_> wightwy, 
Himsewf would lodge where, x3 sensewess, uWu they awe ÚwÚ wying! 
UwU My xDD hewawd >_> thoughts in >w< thy ÚwÚ puwe uWu bosom west ;;w;; them, 
OwO Whiwe OwO I, theiw ^-^ king, UwU that thithew them importune, 
Do ^w^ cuwse OwO the OwO gwace UwU that with such OwO gwace ;;w;; hath bwest ;;w;; them, 
xDD Because ^-^ mysewf ^-^ do UwU want my servants' xDD fowtunye. 
I ^w^ cuwse ÚwÚ mysewf, uWu fow uWu they awe x3 sent uWu by uWu me, 
:33 That uWu they shouwd OwO hawbouw xDD whewe theiw lord shouwd x3 be.' 
What's hewe? 
^w^ 'Siwvia, :3 this night I uWu wiww enfwanchise :33 thee.' 
^.^ 'Tis >w< so; ÚwÚ and >w< hewe's OwO the ÚwÚ waddew uWu fow OwO the uWu puwpose. 
ÚwÚ Why, >_> Phaethon- uWu fow :3 thou art :33 Mewops' ^-^ son- 
uWu Wiwt :3 thou aspire ^-^ to ^w^ guide OwO the ^w^ heavenwy xDD caw, 
And with >w< thy daring ^.^ fowwy >_< buwn OwO the world? 
uWu Wiwt :3 thou weach x3 staws ^.^ because uWu they shinye uWu on OwO thee? 
Go, base ^-^ intwudew, uvw-weenying slave, 
uWu Bestow >w< thy >w< fawnying >_> smiwes uWu on >w< equaw uWu mates; 
And ÚwÚ think my >_> patience, ^-^ mowe than >w< thy :33 desewt, 
^-^ Is UwU pwiviwege uWu fow >w< thy ^.^ depawtuwe ^-^ hence. 
^w^ Thank me uWu fow :3 this ^-^ mowe than uWu fow >w< aww OwO the favouws 
>w< Which, >w< aww xDD too xDD much, I ^.^ have bestow'd uWu on thee. 
But ^-^ if :3 thou wingew in my x3 tewwitowies 
^.^ Wongew than ÚwÚ swiftest ^-^ expedition 
uWu Wiww ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee UwU time ^-^ to xDD weave ^-^ ouw :33 woyaw couwt, 
By uWu heaven! my ^w^ wwath uWu shaww :3 faw exceed OwO the love 
I >w< evew ^-^ bowe my daughter ^w^ ow thysewf. 
Be gone; I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot hear >w< thy vain ^-^ excuse, 
But, as :3 thou lov'st >w< thy xDD wife, ^-^ make ÚwÚ speed ^-^ fwom ^-^ hence. Exit 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. And x3 why ^.^ nyot death wathew than :3 wiving torment? 
ÚwÚ To die :3 is ^-^ to >w< be banish'd ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ mysewf, 
And ^w^ Siwvia :3 is mysewf; banish'd ^-^ fwom xDD hew 
^-^ Is uWu sewf ^-^ fwom ;;w;; sewf, :3 a >_> deadwy banishment. 
What ^.^ wight :3 is >_< wight, ^-^ if ^w^ Siwvia >w< be ^.^ nyot OwO seen? 
What ^.^ joy :3 is joy, ^-^ if ^w^ Siwvia >w< be ^.^ nyot ^-^ by? 
>_< Unwess ^.^ it >w< be ^-^ to ÚwÚ think UwU that ^.^ she :3 is >_> by, 
And :33 feed x3 upon OwO the ;;w;; shadow >_> of OwO pewfection. 
Except I >w< be uWu by ^w^ Siwvia in OwO the night, 
Thewe :3 is nyo music in OwO the >w< nyightingawe; 
>_< Unwess I ÚwÚ wook uWu on ^w^ Siwvia in OwO the day, 
Thewe :3 is nyo :3 day uWu fow me ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook upon. 
She :3 is my ÚwÚ essence, ÚwÚ and I xDD weave ^-^ to >w< be 
>w< If I >w< be ^.^ nyot uWu by xDD hew fair influence 
Foster'd, xDD iwwumin'd, cherish'd, ^-^ kept >_> awive. 
I UwU fwy ^.^ nyot >_< death, ^-^ to UwU fwy his >_> deadwy UwU doom: 
>w< Tawwy I ;;w;; hewe, I uWu but ^.^ attend uWu on ^w^ death; 
But UwU fwy I hence, I UwU fwy away ^-^ fwom wife. 

x3 Entew :3 PWOTEUS ÚwÚ and LAUNCE 

xDD PWOTEUS. Wun, OwO boy, ^-^ wun, ^-^ wun, >w< seek him >_< out. 
^-^ WAUNCE. >w< So-ho, >_< so-ho! 
xDD PWOTEUS. What >w< seest thou? 
^-^ WAUNCE. :3 Him ^-^ we >w< go ^-^ to ;;w;; find: :33 thewe's ^.^ nyot :3 a >_< haiw uWu on xDD 's head uWu but 'tis :3 a 
Valentine. 
xDD PWOTEUS. Valentine? 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. >_< Nyo. 
xDD PWOTEUS. OwO Who ^.^ then? his OwO spiwit? 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. uWu Nyeithew. 
xDD PWOTEUS. What ^.^ then? 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. >w< Nyothing. 
^-^ WAUNCE. ^w^ Can nyothing speak? UwU Mastew, uWu shaww I ^-^ stwike? 
xDD PWOTEUS. OwO Who wouldst :3 thou ^-^ stwike? 
^-^ WAUNCE. >w< Nyothing. 
xDD PWOTEUS. ^-^ Viwwain, ^w^ fowbeaw. 
^-^ WAUNCE. ÚwÚ Why, ;;w;; siw, I'll strike nothing. I pray :3 you- 
xDD PWOTEUS. Sirrah, I ÚwÚ say, ^w^ fowbeaw. Friend ^w^ Vawentinye, :3 a :33 wowd. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. UwU My ears awe stopp'd ÚwÚ and cannyot hear good UwU nyews, 
^w^ So >w< much >_> of OwO bad already ;;w;; hath ^-^ possess'd ^.^ them. 
xDD PWOTEUS. ;;w;; Then in OwO dumb siwence uWu wiww I :33 buwy ÚwÚ minye, 
>_< Fow uWu they awe xDD hawsh, untunyeabwe, ÚwÚ and >w< bad. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^-^ Is ^w^ Siwvia ;;w;; dead? 
xDD PWOTEUS. No, Valentine. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. :3 Nyo ^w^ Vawentinye, :3 indeed, uWu fow xDD sacwed >_> Siwvia. 
;;w;; Hath ^.^ she >_> fowswown x3 me? 
xDD PWOTEUS. No, Valentine. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. :3 Nyo ^w^ Vawentinye, ^-^ if ^w^ Siwvia ^.^ have >_> fowswown >_> me. 
What :3 is >_> youw x3 nyews? 
^-^ WAUNCE. >_> Siw, there :3 is :3 a proclamation UwU that you awe vanished. 
xDD PWOTEUS. :33 That :3 thou art banished- :33 O, that's OwO the UwU nyews!- 
From hence, ^-^ fwom Siwvia, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom me >w< thy >w< fwiend. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. :33 O, I ^.^ have ^-^ fed x3 upon :3 this >_> woe uWu awweady, 
And :3 nyow ^-^ excess >_> of ^.^ it uWu wiww ^-^ make me UwU suwfeit. 
^-^ Doth ^w^ Siwvia xDD knyow UwU that I x3 am banyished? 
xDD PWOTEUS. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ ay; ÚwÚ and ^.^ she ;;w;; hath :33 offewed ^-^ to OwO the doom- 
>w< Which, uWu unwevews'd, ^-^ stands in x3 effectuaw UwU fowce- 
OwO A ÚwÚ sea >_> of melting pearl, ;;w;; which >w< some caww teaws; 
Those at xDD hew >_< fathew's :33 chuwwish :3 feet ^.^ she ^w^ tendew'd; 
x3 With ;;w;; them, x3 upon xDD hew knees, xDD hew humbwe ;;w;; sewf, 
Wwinging xDD hew x3 hands, uWu whose whitenyess OwO so became them 
UwU As ^-^ if uWu but :3 nyow uWu they uWu waxed OwO pawe uWu fow ^w^ woe. 
But neither uWu bended knees, ÚwÚ puwe ^.^ hands held uWu up, 
x3 Sad ;;w;; sighs, ^-^ deep :3 gwoans, :3 nyow siwvew-shedding >_< teaws, 
Could ^-^ penyetwate xDD hew OwO uncompassionyate sire- 
But ^w^ Vawentinye, ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be ta'en, >w< must ^-^ die. 
UwU Besides, xDD hew :3 intewcession uWu chaf'd him so, 
When ^.^ she uWu fow >w< thy repeal ÚwÚ was uWu suppwiant, 
:33 That ^-^ to :33 cwose pwison ^.^ he ^w^ commanded UwU hew, 
x3 With many :33 bittew ^.^ thweats >_> of biding ^.^ thewe. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. :3 Nyo ^-^ mowe; unwess OwO the next >_> wowd UwU that :3 thou OwO speak'st 
>_< Have >w< some xDD mawignyant power x3 upon my wife: 
>w< If so, I pray ÚwÚ thee bweathe ^.^ it in >_< minye eaw, 
UwU As OwO ending >_> anthem >_> of my endless dowouw. 
xDD PWOTEUS. ÚwÚ Cease ^-^ to >_> wament uWu fow UwU that :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot help, 
And study ^w^ hewp uWu fow UwU that ;;w;; which :3 thou wament'st. 
Time :3 is OwO the ÚwÚ nyuwse ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ bweedew >_> of >w< aww :33 good. 
;;w;; Hewe ^-^ if :3 thou stay :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot UwU see >w< thy :33 wuv; 
UwU Besides, >w< thy ^w^ staying uWu wiww abwidge >w< thy wife. 
OwO Hope :3 is :3 a lover's ^.^ staff; ÚwÚ wawk x3 hence with UwU that, 
And manage ^.^ it x3 against despairing xDD thoughts. 
x3 Thy letters ^-^ may >w< be ;;w;; hewe, >w< though :3 thou art hence, 
>w< Which, being :3 wwit ^-^ to uWu me, uWu shaww >w< be deliver'd 
>_< Even in OwO the >w< miwk-white uWu bosom >_> of >w< thy wuv. 
The UwU time :3 nyow sewves ^.^ nyot ^-^ to :33 expostuwate. 
^w^ Come, I'll convey ÚwÚ thee OwO thwough OwO the :33 city :33 gate; 
And, ewe I part with ^.^ thee, confer at uWu wawge 
x3 Of >w< aww UwU that ^-^ may OwO concewn >w< thy love UwU affaiws. 
UwU As :3 thou lov'st Siwvia, >w< though ^.^ nyot uWu fow ÚwÚ thysewf, 
OwO Wegawd >w< thy danger, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ awong with >_> me. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I pray ^.^ thee, UwU Waunce, OwO an ^-^ if :3 thou >w< seest my OwO boy, 
UwU Bid him ^-^ make haste ÚwÚ and ^.^ meet me at OwO the ÚwÚ Nyowthgate. 
xDD PWOTEUS. Go, ÚwÚ siwwah, find him >_< out. ^w^ Come, Valentine. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. :3 O my dear Siwvia! >_< Hapwess >_> Vawentinye! 
>_< Exeunt xDD VAWENTINyE ÚwÚ and :3 PWOTEUS 
^-^ WAUNCE. I x3 am uWu but :3 a fool, ÚwÚ wook you, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet I ^.^ have OwO the ÚwÚ wit ^-^ to ÚwÚ think 
my ^w^ mastew :3 is :3 a >w< kind >_> of :3 a knave; uWu but that's >w< aww ^-^ onye ^-^ if ^.^ he >w< be uWu but 
^-^ onye knave. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; wives ^.^ nyot :3 nyow UwU that knows me ^-^ to >w< be in :33 wuv; ÚwÚ yet I x3 am 
in :33 wuv; uWu but :3 a team >_> of horse uWu shaww ^.^ nyot xDD pwuck UwU that ^-^ fwom me; :3 nyow 
^-^ who 'tis I :33 wuv; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet 'tis :3 a ;;w;; woman; uWu but what ^-^ woman I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot 
tell mysewf; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet 'tis :3 a milkmaid; ÚwÚ yet 'tis ^.^ nyot :3 a ;;w;; maid, uWu fow 
^.^ she ;;w;; hath xDD had xDD gossips; ÚwÚ yet 'tis :3 a ;;w;; maid, uWu fow ^.^ she :3 is xDD hew >_< mastew's 
maid ÚwÚ and sewves uWu fow wages. She ;;w;; hath ^-^ mowe ^-^ quawities than :3 a 
water-spaniel- ;;w;; which :3 is >w< much in :3 a x3 bawe Chwistian. ;;w;; Hewe :3 is OwO the 
cate-wog [Puwwing >_< out :3 a >_> papew] >_> of xDD hew :3 condition. xDD 'Inpwimis: She 
can ÚwÚ fetch ÚwÚ and carry.' ÚwÚ Why, :3 a horse can ^-^ do nyo ^-^ mowe; xDD nyay, :3 a horse 
cannyot >w< fetch, uWu but only cawwy; OwO thewefowe :3 is ^.^ she better than :3 a 
ÚwÚ jade. OwO 'Item: She can UwU miwk.' Wook you, :3 a ^w^ sweet :3 viwtue in :3 a maid 
with cwean hands. 

x3 Entew SPEED 

SPEED. OwO How nyow, UwU Signyiow >w< Waunce! What UwU nyews with >_> youw mastership? 
^-^ WAUNCE. x3 With my >_< mastew's OwO ship? ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ it :3 is at >_> sea. 
SPEED. Weww, >_> youw ^.^ owd OwO vice stiww: >_> mistake OwO the :33 wowd. What UwU nyews, 
then, in >_> youw UwU papew? 
^-^ WAUNCE. The black'st UwU nyews UwU that >w< evew :3 thou :3 heawd'st. 
SPEED. ÚwÚ Why, man? how black? 
^-^ WAUNCE. ÚwÚ Why, as bwack as ^-^ ink. 
SPEED. >_> Wet me ;;w;; wead ^.^ them. 
^-^ WAUNCE. ;;w;; Fie uWu on ^.^ thee, >_< jowt-head; :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot read. 
SPEED. Thou UwU wiest; I ^.^ can. 
^-^ WAUNCE. I uWu wiww twy thee. >_> Teww me :33 this: OwO Who ;;w;; begot OwO thee? 
SPEED. x3 Mawwy, OwO the :3 son >_> of my grandfather. 
^-^ WAUNCE. :3 O iwwitewate x3 woitewew. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was OwO the :3 son >_> of >w< thy >_< gwandmothew. 
:3 This proves UwU that :3 thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot read. 
SPEED. ^w^ Come, fool, x3 come; twy me in >w< thy >w< papew. 
^-^ WAUNCE. :3 [Handing xDD uvw OwO the >_> papew] Thewe; ÚwÚ and x3 Saint Nicholas >w< be >w< thy 
x3 speed. 
SPEED. ^-^ [Weads] xDD 'Inpwimis: She can UwU miwk.' 
^-^ WAUNCE. >w< Ay, UwU that ^.^ she ^.^ can. 
SPEED. OwO 'Item: She ÚwÚ bwews good ale.' 
^-^ WAUNCE. And thereof comes OwO the >_< pwuvwb: Blessing >_> of >_> youw xDD heawt, you 
brew good ale. 
SPEED. OwO 'Item: She can xDD sew.' 
^-^ WAUNCE. ^.^ That's as >w< much as ^-^ to uWu say 'Can ^.^ she so?' 
SPEED. OwO 'Item: She can knit.' 
^-^ WAUNCE. What :3 nyeed :3 a man cawe uWu fow :3 a >w< stock with :3 a wench, when ^.^ she can 
xDD knyit him :3 a :33 stock. 
SPEED. OwO 'Item: She can wash ÚwÚ and UwU scouw.' 
^-^ WAUNCE. OwO A speciaw viwtue; uWu fow then ^.^ she :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot >w< be :33 wash'd ÚwÚ and 
scour'd. 
SPEED. OwO 'Item: She can ;;w;; spin.' 
^-^ WAUNCE. ;;w;; Then ^-^ may I xDD set OwO the x3 wowwd uWu on >_< wheews, when ^.^ she can >_< spin uWu fow 
xDD hew living. 
SPEED. OwO 'Item: She ;;w;; hath many OwO nyamewess viwtues.' 
^-^ WAUNCE. ^.^ That's as >w< much as ^-^ to uWu say 'bastawd viwtues'; UwU that >_< indeed 
xDD knyow ^.^ nyot theiw ÚwÚ fathews, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe ^.^ have nyo UwU nyames. 
SPEED. :3 'Hewe follow xDD hew vices.' 
^-^ WAUNCE. Close at OwO the ^.^ heews >_> of xDD hew virtues. 
SPEED. OwO 'Item: She :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be kiss'd ^w^ fasting, in >_< wespect >_> of xDD hew 
bweath.' 
^-^ WAUNCE. Weww, UwU that fauwt ^-^ may >w< be >_> mended with :3 a ^w^ bweakfast. 
x3 Wead x3 on. 
SPEED. OwO 'Item: She ;;w;; hath :3 a ^w^ sweet x3 mouth.' 
^-^ WAUNCE. :33 That makes amends uWu fow xDD hew ^w^ souw ^.^ bweath. 
SPEED. OwO 'Item: She doth talk in xDD hew ÚwÚ sweep.' 
^-^ WAUNCE. ÚwÚ It's nyo matter uWu fow UwU that, OwO so ^.^ she ;;w;; sweep ^.^ nyot in xDD hew ^.^ tawk. 
SPEED. OwO 'Item: She :3 is uWu swow in :33 wowds.' 
^-^ WAUNCE. :3 O viwwain, UwU that xDD set :3 this ;;w;; down UwU among xDD hew ^w^ vices! ÚwÚ To >w< be uWu swow 
in uWu wowds :3 is :3 a :3 woman's only ;;w;; viwtue. I pray ^.^ thee, >_< out ;;w;; with't; ÚwÚ and 
place ^.^ it uWu fow xDD hew >_> chief ;;w;; viwtue. 
SPEED. OwO 'Item: She :3 is >_< pwoud.' 
^-^ WAUNCE. Out with UwU that :33 too; ^.^ it ÚwÚ was >w< Eve's legacy, ÚwÚ and cannyot >w< be ta'en 
^-^ fwom :3 hew. 
SPEED. OwO 'Item: She ;;w;; hath nyo teeth.' 
^-^ WAUNCE. I cawe ^.^ nyot uWu fow UwU that neither, ^.^ because I love ^-^ cwusts. 
SPEED. OwO 'Item: She :3 is cuwst.' 
^-^ WAUNCE. Weww, OwO the :33 best ;;w;; is, ^.^ she ;;w;; hath nyo UwU teeth ^-^ to bite. 
SPEED. OwO 'Item: She uWu wiww >_< often UwU pwaise xDD hew >_< wiquow.' 
^-^ WAUNCE. >w< If xDD hew :3 wiquow >w< be uWu good, ^.^ she shall; ^-^ if ^.^ she uWu wiww ;;w;; nyot, I wiww; 
uWu fow good >w< things shouwd >w< be :3 pwaised. 
SPEED. OwO 'Item: She :3 is xDD too liberal.' 
^-^ WAUNCE. x3 Of xDD hew :33 tongue ^.^ she :33 cannyot, uWu fow that's :3 wwit ;;w;; down ^.^ she :3 is uWu swow 
>w< of; >_> of xDD hew >_> puwse ^.^ she uWu shaww ;;w;; nyot, uWu fow UwU that I'll ^-^ keep ;;w;; shut. Nyow >_> of 
another xDD thing ^.^ she >w< may, ÚwÚ and UwU that cannyot I uWu hewp. Weww, :3 pwoceed. 
SPEED. OwO 'Item: She ;;w;; hath ^-^ mowe >_< haiw than wit, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe faults 
than >w< haiws, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe wealth than xDD fauwts.' 
^-^ WAUNCE. x3 Stop :3 thewe; I'll ^.^ have UwU hew; ^.^ she ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ minye, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ minye, 
^w^ twice ^w^ ow ÚwÚ thwice in UwU that last OwO awticwe. Weheawse UwU that UwU once more. 
SPEED. OwO 'Item: She ;;w;; hath ^-^ mowe >_< haiw than wit'- 
^-^ WAUNCE. Mowe >_< haiw than wit. ^w^ It ^-^ may ^w^ be; I'll ^w^ pwuv OwO it: OwO the cuvw >_> of 
OwO the salt hides OwO the >_> sawt, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ mowe than OwO the salt; 
OwO the >_< haiw UwU that covers OwO the ÚwÚ wit :3 is ^-^ mowe than OwO the wit, uWu fow OwO the 
gweatew hides OwO the less. What's next? 
SPEED. ;;w;; 'And ^-^ mowe faults than hairs'- 
^-^ WAUNCE. ^.^ That's >w< monstwous. :3 O UwU that UwU that ;;w;; wewe ;;w;; out! 
SPEED. ;;w;; 'And ^-^ mowe wealth than xDD fauwts.' 
^-^ WAUNCE. ÚwÚ Why, UwU that >_> wowd makes OwO the faults ;;w;; gwacious. Weww, I'll ^.^ have 
UwU hew; OwO an ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be :3 a UwU match, as nyothing :3 is impossibwe- 
SPEED. What ^.^ then? 
^-^ WAUNCE. ÚwÚ Why, then uWu wiww I tell ^w^ thee- UwU that >w< thy ^w^ mastew ^w^ stays uWu fow ÚwÚ thee 
at OwO the ÚwÚ Nyowthgate. 
SPEED. >_< Fow x3 me? 
^-^ WAUNCE. >_< Fow thee! ^-^ ay, ^-^ who art thou? ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath :33 stay'd uWu fow :3 a better man 
than thee. 
SPEED. And >w< must I >w< go ^-^ to OwO him? 
^-^ WAUNCE. Thou >w< must run ^-^ to ^w^ him, uWu fow :3 thou x3 hast :33 stay'd OwO so wong UwU that 
^-^ going uWu wiww scarce sewve OwO the OwO tuwn. 
SPEED. UwU Why didst ^.^ nyot tell me sooner? ^-^ Pox >_> of >_> youw love wettews! 
Exit 
^-^ WAUNCE. Nyow uWu wiww ^.^ he >w< be ^-^ swing'd uWu fow reading my letter. An >_> unmannyewwy 
^w^ swave UwU that uWu wiww OwO thwust ^-^ himsewf OwO into x3 secwets! I'll aftew, ^-^ to 
uWu wejoice in OwO the xDD boy's >_> cowwection. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
UwU Miwan. The x3 DUKE'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew DUKE ÚwÚ and x3 THUWIO 

ÚwÚ DUKE. Sir xDD Thuwio, ;;w;; feaw ^.^ nyot uWu but UwU that ^.^ she uWu wiww love you 
Nyow ^w^ Vawentinye :3 is banish'd ^-^ fwom xDD hew ^w^ sight. 
x3 THUWIO. x3 Since his exiwe ^.^ she ;;w;; hath UwU despis'd me ÚwÚ most, 
Fowswown my >_> company ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ waiw'd at uWu me, 
:33 That I x3 am desperate >_> of obtaining :3 hew. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 This uWu weak >w< impwess >_> of love :3 is as :3 a figuwe 
^.^ Twenched in x3 ice, ;;w;; which with OwO an hour's heat 
^-^ Dissowves ^-^ to >w< watew ÚwÚ and doth wose his fowm. 
OwO A wittwe UwU time uWu wiww OwO mewt xDD hew OwO fwozen ^-^ thoughts, 
And ^.^ wowthwess ^w^ Vawentinye uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ fowgot. 

x3 Entew :3 PWOTEUS 

OwO How nyow, Sir Pwoteus! ^-^ Is >_> youw x3 countwyman, 
>_> Accowding ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ;;w;; pwocwamation, gonye? 
xDD PWOTEUS. >w< Gonye, my good :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU My daughter ^-^ takes his ^-^ going gwievouswy. 
xDD PWOTEUS. OwO A wittwe UwU time, my lord, uWu wiww :33 kiww UwU that ^w^ gwief. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ^w^ So I :3 bewieve; uWu but ^w^ Thuwio OwO thinks ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ so. 
Proteus, OwO the good uWu conceit I howd >_> of ^w^ thee- 
>_< Fow :3 thou x3 hast shown >w< some >w< sign >_> of good desewt- 
:3 Makes me OwO the better ^-^ to confer with thee. 
xDD PWOTEUS. ^.^ Wongew than I ^w^ pwuv :33 woyaw ^-^ to >_> youw OwO Gwace 
>_> Wet me ^.^ nyot live ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook x3 upon >_> youw ^-^ Gwace. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Thou uWu knyow'st how willingly I would :33 effect 
The ^-^ match :3 between Sir ^w^ Thuwio ÚwÚ and my daughter. 
xDD PWOTEUS. I uWu do, my :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. And awso, I xDD think, :3 thou art ^.^ nyot ^w^ ignyowant 
OwO How ^.^ she opposes xDD hew x3 against my uWu wiww. 
xDD PWOTEUS. She :33 did, my lord, when ^w^ Vawentinye ÚwÚ was here. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and UwU pewvewsewy ^.^ she >w< pewsevews ÚwÚ so. 
What UwU might ^-^ we ^-^ do ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO the UwU giww ^-^ fowget 
The love >_> of ^w^ Vawentinye, ÚwÚ and love Sir ;;w;; Thuwio? 
xDD PWOTEUS. The :33 best uWu way :3 is ^-^ to :3 swandew ^w^ Vawentinye 
x3 With >_< fawsehood, cowardice, ÚwÚ and UwU poow x3 descent- 
>_< Thwee >w< things UwU that >w< women highly howd in OwO hate. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Ay, uWu but she'll ÚwÚ think UwU that ^.^ it :3 is xDD spoke in OwO hate. 
xDD PWOTEUS. >w< Ay, ^-^ if his enemy x3 dewivew xDD it; 
OwO Thewefowe ^.^ it >w< must with ÚwÚ ciwcumstance >w< be spoken 
By ^-^ onye xDD whom ^.^ she ;;w;; esteemeth as his >w< fwiend. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. ;;w;; Then you >w< must >_< undewtake ^-^ to :3 swandew >_> him. 
xDD PWOTEUS. And UwU that, my lord, I uWu shaww >w< be loath ^-^ to :33 do: 
^.^ 'Tis OwO an i-iww >w< office uWu fow :3 a ;;w;; gentweman, 
Especially x3 against his vewy >w< fwiend. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 Whewe >_> youw good >_> wowd cannyot ^w^ advantage ^w^ him, 
Your :3 swandew never can endamage him; 
OwO Thewefowe OwO the >w< office :3 is x3 indiffewent, 
>_> Being entweated ^-^ to ^.^ it uWu by >_> youw >w< fwiend. 
xDD PWOTEUS. You ^.^ have :3 pwevaiw'd, my ^w^ wowd; ^-^ if I can ^-^ do ^.^ it 
By >w< aught UwU that I can speak in his UwU dispwaise, 
She uWu shaww ^.^ nyot wong continue love ^-^ to >_> him. 
But uWu say :3 this weed xDD hew love ^-^ fwom ^w^ Vawentinye, 
^w^ It UwU fowwows ^.^ nyot UwU that ^.^ she uWu wiww love Sir >_> Thuwio. 
x3 THUWIO. :33 Thewefowe, as you ;;w;; unwind xDD hew love ^-^ fwom ^w^ him, 
Lest ^.^ it shouwd ^.^ wavew ÚwÚ and >w< be good ^-^ to x3 nyonye, 
You >w< must :3 pwovide ^-^ to xDD bottom ^.^ it uWu on me; 
^w^ Which >w< must >w< be x3 donye uWu by praising me as >w< much 
UwU As you in wowth dispwaise Sir Valentine. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. And, Proteus, ^-^ we dare xDD twust you in :3 this kind, 
xDD Because ^-^ we >w< knyow, uWu on xDD Vawentinye's report, 
You awe already Love's ^w^ fiwm :33 votawy 
And cannyot >_> soon uWu wevowt ÚwÚ and >_> change >_> youw mind. 
:3 Upon :3 this ;;w;; wawwant uWu shaww you ^.^ have access 
:3 Whewe you with ^w^ Siwvia ^-^ may confer at >w< wawge- 
>_< Fow ^.^ she :3 is xDD wumpish, ;;w;; heavy, mewanchowy, 
And, uWu fow >_> youw UwU fwiend's UwU sake, uWu wiww >w< be ^.^ gwad >_> of :3 you- 
:3 Whewe you ^-^ may uWu tempew xDD hew uWu by >_> youw >_< pewsuasion 
ÚwÚ To UwU hate x3 young ^w^ Vawentinye ÚwÚ and love my >w< fwiend. 
xDD PWOTEUS. UwU As >w< much as I can ^-^ do I uWu wiww >w< effect. 
But you, Sir xDD Thuwio, awe ^.^ nyot shawp enyough; 
You >w< must uWu way lime ^-^ to x3 tangwe xDD hew desires 
By wailful sonnyets, uWu whose >_< composed rhymes 
;;w;; Shouwd >w< be OwO fuww-fwaught with serviceable :33 vows. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. >w< Ay, 
^.^ Much :3 is OwO the x3 fowce >_> of >w< heaven-bwed >w< poesy. 
xDD PWOTEUS. Say UwU that x3 upon OwO the >w< awtaw >_> of xDD hew x3 beauty 
You ÚwÚ sacwifice >_> youw >_< teaws, >_> youw ;;w;; sighs, >_> youw >_> heawt; 
x3 Wwite ÚwÚ tiww >_> youw ink >w< be >_> dwy, ÚwÚ and with >_> youw ;;w;; teaws 
Moist ^.^ it uWu again, ÚwÚ and fwame >w< some feeling xDD winye 
:33 That ^-^ may ÚwÚ discuvw such ^w^ integwity; 
>_< Fow >_> Owpheus' lute ÚwÚ was stwung with UwU poets' sinews, 
uWu Whose gowden ^.^ touch :33 couwd :33 soften >_< steew ÚwÚ and ^w^ stonyes, 
UwU Make ;;w;; tigews >_> tame, ÚwÚ and huge OwO weviathans 
Fowsake unsounded deeps ^-^ to ^-^ dance uWu on ^-^ sands. 
:33 Aftew >_> youw ;;w;; diwe-wamenting UwU ewegies, 
xDD Visit uWu by night >_> youw lady's ;;w;; chambew ^w^ window 
x3 With >w< some ^w^ sweet x3 consowt; ^-^ to theiw xDD instwuments 
Tunye :3 a x3 depwowing :3 dump- OwO the nyight's UwU dead siwence 
uWu Wiww ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ become such sweet-compwainying ;;w;; gwievance. 
This, ^w^ ow ewse nothing, uWu wiww xDD inhewit :3 hew. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. :3 This UwU discipwinye >w< shows :3 thou x3 hast >_< been in wuv. 
x3 THUWIO. And >w< thy >_> advice :3 this night I'll >w< put in :33 pwactice; 
:33 Thewefowe, ^w^ sweet Proteus, my >_> diwection-givew, 
>_> Wet OwO us OwO into OwO the :33 city ÚwÚ pwesentwy 
ÚwÚ To sort >w< some gentlemen ;;w;; weww ^.^ skiww'd in UwU music. 
I ^.^ have :3 a sonnet UwU that uWu wiww sewve OwO the xDD tuwn 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give OwO the ^w^ onset ^-^ to >w< thy good >w< advice. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. About it, ^.^ gentwemen! 
xDD PWOTEUS. >w< We'ww OwO wait x3 upon >_> youw OwO Gwace ÚwÚ tiww aftew suppew, 
And aftewwawd xDD detewminye ^-^ ouw x3 pwoceedings. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. >_< Even :3 nyow about ^.^ it! I uWu wiww pawdon you. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
The fwontiews >_> of :33 Mantua. OwO A fowest 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ cewtain ÚwÚ OUTWAWS 

OwO FIWST xDD OUTWAW. >w< Fewwows, ^.^ stand uWu fast; I UwU see :3 a passengew. 
x3 SECOND xDD OUTWAW. >w< If there >w< be ten, xDD shwink ;;w;; nyot, uWu but ;;w;; down with >_< 'em. 

x3 Entew xDD VAWENTINyE ÚwÚ and SPEED 

uWu THIWD xDD OUTWAW. ÚwÚ Stand, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and thwow OwO us UwU that you ^.^ have about UwU ye; 
>w< If ;;w;; nyot, ^w^ we'ww ^-^ make you >_> sit, ÚwÚ and ^w^ wifwe you. 
SPEED. >_> Siw, ^-^ we awe >w< undonye; ^.^ these awe OwO the >_< viwwains 
:33 That >w< aww OwO the >_< twavewwews ^-^ do ;;w;; feaw OwO so ^w^ much. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. UwU My ^.^ fwiends- 
OwO FIWST xDD OUTWAW. ^.^ That's ^.^ nyot so, siw; ^-^ we awe >_> youw enyemies. 
x3 SECOND xDD OUTWAW. UwU Peace! ^w^ we'ww hear >_> him. 
uWu THIWD xDD OUTWAW. >w< Ay, uWu by my ÚwÚ beawd, uWu wiww ÚwÚ we; uWu fow ^.^ he :3 is :3 a pwopew xDD man. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ;;w;; Then xDD knyow UwU that I ^.^ have wittwe wealth ^-^ to wose; 
OwO A man I x3 am ;;w;; cwoss'd with adversity; 
UwU My riches awe ^.^ these UwU poow OwO habiwiments, 
x3 Of ;;w;; which ^-^ if you shouwd here ÚwÚ disfuwnyish uWu me, 
You UwU take OwO the sum ÚwÚ and xDD substance UwU that I have. 
x3 SECOND xDD OUTWAW. Whither ^w^ twavew you? 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ÚwÚ To Vewonya. 
OwO FIWST xDD OUTWAW. >_> Whence came you? 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. From UwU Miwan. 
uWu THIWD xDD OUTWAW. >_< Have you wong sojourn'd thewe? 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. uWu Some UwU sixteen x3 months, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wongew UwU might ^.^ have stay'd, 
>w< If crooked >_> fowtunye xDD had ^.^ nyot thwarted >_> me. 
OwO FIWST xDD OUTWAW. >_> What, ;;w;; wewe you banish'd uWu thence? 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I ÚwÚ was. 
x3 SECOND xDD OUTWAW. >_< Fow what ÚwÚ offence? 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. >_< Fow UwU that ;;w;; which :3 nyow >_< towments me ^-^ to rehearse: 
I xDD kiww'd :3 a man, uWu whose death I >w< much ÚwÚ wepent; 
But ÚwÚ yet I slew him manfuwwy in fight, 
Without false :3 vantage ^w^ ow base ^w^ tweachewy. 
OwO FIWST xDD OUTWAW. ÚwÚ Why, :33 nye'ew ^w^ wepent it, ^-^ if ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe x3 donye ÚwÚ so. 
But ;;w;; wewe you banish'd uWu fow OwO so small :3 a ^.^ fauwt? 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I OwO was, ÚwÚ and held me ^.^ gwad >_> of such :3 a >w< doom. 
x3 SECOND xDD OUTWAW. >_< Have you OwO the :33 tongues? 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. UwU My youthfuw ^w^ twavew :3 thewein :3 made me happy, 
Ow ewse I >_< often xDD had >_< been :33 misewabwe. 
uWu THIWD xDD OUTWAW. By OwO the x3 bawe ;;w;; scawp >_> of uWu Wobin ^.^ Hood's UwU fat >_> fwiaw, 
:3 This :3 fewwow ;;w;; wewe :3 a ;;w;; king uWu fow ^-^ ouw wiwd xDD faction! 
OwO FIWST xDD OUTWAW. >w< We'ww ^.^ have >_> him. >w< Siws, :3 a :33 wowd. 
SPEED. UwU Mastew, >w< be ^-^ onye >_> of them; >w< it's OwO an honyouwabwe >w< kind >_> of thievery. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Peace, viwwain! 
x3 SECOND xDD OUTWAW. >_> Teww OwO us :33 this: ^.^ have you ^w^ anything ^-^ to UwU take UwU to? 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Nyothing uWu but my xDD fowtunye. 
uWu THIWD xDD OUTWAW. Knyow, then, UwU that >w< some >_> of OwO us awe gentlemen, 
Such as OwO the :3 fuwy >_> of unguvwn'd xDD youth 
UwU Thwust ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> company >_> of awfuw ^w^ men; 
Myself ÚwÚ was ^-^ fwom Vewonya >w< banyished 
>_< Fow practising ^-^ to >_< steaw away :3 a >w< wady, 
An heir, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; nyeaw xDD awwied x3 unto OwO the >_> Duke. 
x3 SECOND xDD OUTWAW. And I ^-^ fwom x3 Mantua, uWu fow :3 a ^-^ gentweman 
Who, in my x3 mood, I ÚwÚ stabb'd x3 unto OwO the ÚwÚ heawt. 
OwO FIWST xDD OUTWAW. And I uWu fow ^.^ such-wike :33 petty >w< cwimes as :3 these. 
But ^-^ to OwO the puwpose- uWu fow ^-^ we uWu cite ^-^ ouw faults 
:33 That uWu they ^-^ may howd excus'd ^-^ ouw :33 wawwess lives; 
And, pawtwy, >_< seeing you awe :33 beautified 
x3 With ÚwÚ goodwy ^w^ shape, ÚwÚ and uWu by >_> youw >_> own wepowt 
OwO A winguist, ÚwÚ and :3 a man >_> of such :3 pewfection 
UwU As ^-^ we ^-^ do in ^-^ ouw ;;w;; quawity >w< much want- 
x3 SECOND xDD OUTWAW. ;;w;; Indeed, ^.^ because you awe :3 a banish'd man, 
:33 Thewefowe, :33 abuv OwO the rest, ^-^ we UwU pawwey ^-^ to you. 
uWu Awe you ^.^ content ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ ouw >_< genyewaw- 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a :3 viwtue >_> of necessity, 
And live as ^-^ we ^-^ do in :3 this wilderness? 
uWu THIWD xDD OUTWAW. What xDD say'st thou? uWu Wiwt :3 thou >w< be >_> of ^-^ ouw OwO consowt? 
Say OwO 'ay' ÚwÚ and >w< be OwO the x3 captain >_> of OwO us all. 
>w< We'ww ^-^ do ÚwÚ thee homage, ÚwÚ and >w< be :33 wuw'd uWu by ^.^ thee, 
^-^ Wuv ÚwÚ thee as ^-^ ouw :33 commandew ÚwÚ and ^-^ ouw xDD king. 
OwO FIWST xDD OUTWAW. But ^-^ if :3 thou :33 scown ^-^ ouw couwtesy :3 thou ^-^ diest. 
x3 SECOND xDD OUTWAW. Thou ^-^ shawt ^.^ nyot live ^-^ to brag what ^-^ we ^.^ have uWu offew'd. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I UwU take >_> youw >w< offew, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww live with you, 
UwU Pwovided UwU that you ^-^ do nyo ÚwÚ outwages 
uWu On ÚwÚ siwwy >w< women ^w^ ow UwU poow >w< passengews. 
uWu THIWD xDD OUTWAW. No, ^-^ we detest such :3 viwe base ^w^ pwactices. 
^w^ Come, >w< go with >_< us; ^w^ we'ww bwing ÚwÚ thee ^-^ to ^-^ ouw cwews, 
And show ÚwÚ thee >w< aww OwO the >_> tweasuwe ^-^ we ^.^ have ^w^ got; 
>w< Which, with >w< ouwsewves, >w< aww west at >w< thy ;;w;; dispose. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
UwU Miwan. Outside OwO the x3 DUKE'S :3 pawace, uWu undew SILVIA'S ^w^ window 

x3 Entew :3 PWOTEUS 

xDD PWOTEUS. ^w^ Awweady ^.^ have I >_< been false ^-^ to ^w^ Vawentinye, 
And :3 nyow I >w< must >w< be as ^.^ unjust ^-^ to >_> Thuwio. 
^.^ Undew OwO the >w< cowouw >_> of :3 commending him 
I ^.^ have access my >_> own love ^-^ to prefer; 
But ^w^ Siwvia :3 is xDD too :33 faiw, xDD too true, xDD too x3 howy, 
ÚwÚ To >w< be >_< cowwupted with my ^.^ wowthwess >_< gifts. 
When I uWu pwotest OwO twue ÚwÚ woyawty ^-^ to UwU hew, 
She :33 twits me with my :3 fawsehood ^-^ to my :3 fwiend; 
When ^-^ to xDD hew x3 beauty I ÚwÚ commend my xDD vows, 
She >_< bids me ÚwÚ think how I ^.^ have >_< been >_> fowswown 
UwU In breaking :3 faith with Juwia xDD whom I lov'd; 
And x3 nyotwithstanding >w< aww xDD hew ^w^ sudden ^w^ quips, 
The :33 weast ^w^ wheweof would ^.^ queww :3 a lover's hope, 
xDD Yet, >w< spanyiew-wike, OwO the ^-^ mowe ^.^ she xDD spuwns my love 
The ^-^ mowe ^.^ it grows ÚwÚ and :3 fawnyeth uWu on xDD hew ^.^ stiww. 

x3 Entew x3 THUWIO ÚwÚ and ^.^ MUSICIANS 

But here comes >_> Thuwio. Nyow >w< must ^-^ we ^-^ to xDD hew window, 
And ^w^ give >w< some evening music ^-^ to xDD hew OwO eaw. 
x3 THUWIO. OwO How nyow, Sir Proteus, awe you crept before >_> us? 
xDD PWOTEUS. >w< Ay, gentwe ;;w;; Thuwio; uWu fow you xDD knyow UwU that love 
uWu Wiww cweep in service xDD whewe ^.^ it cannyot ^.^ go. 
x3 THUWIO. >w< Ay, uWu but I hope, ;;w;; siw, UwU that you love ^.^ nyot here. 
xDD PWOTEUS. >_> Siw, uWu but I do; ^w^ ow ewse I would >w< be ^-^ hence. 
x3 THUWIO. :3 Who? ÚwÚ Siwvia? 
xDD PWOTEUS. >w< Ay, Silvia- uWu fow >_> youw sake. 
x3 THUWIO. I :3 thank you uWu fow >_> youw >w< own. Nyow, gentlemen, 
Let's tunye, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^.^ it wustiwy >_> awhiwe. 

x3 Entew at :3 a :33 distance, xDD HOST, ÚwÚ and xDD JUWIA in xDD boy's clothes 

HOST. Nyow, my x3 young guest, >w< methinks >w< you'we allycholly; I pray you, 
x3 why :3 is it? 
JUWIA. x3 Mawwy, >_< minye OwO host, ^.^ because I cannyot >w< be ^-^ mewwy. 
HOST. ^w^ Come, ^w^ we'ww ^.^ have you :3 mewwy; I'll bwing you xDD whewe you uWu shaww 
hear OwO music, ÚwÚ and UwU see OwO the ^-^ gentweman UwU that you ÚwÚ ask'd OwO fow. 
JUWIA. But uWu shaww I hear him speak? 
HOST. >w< Ay, UwU that you shall. OwO [Music uWu pways] 
JUWIA. :33 That uWu wiww >w< be UwU music. 
HOST. Hawk, xDD hawk! 
JUWIA. ^-^ Is ^.^ he UwU among ^w^ these? 
HOST. ÚwÚ Ay; uWu but :3 peace! wet's hear >_< 'em. 

SONG 
OwO Who :3 is ÚwÚ Siwvia? What :3 is :33 she, 
:33 That >w< aww ^-^ ouw UwU swains ÚwÚ commend uWu hew? 
Holy, :33 faiw, ÚwÚ and xDD wise :3 is she; 
The >w< heaven such OwO gwace >_> did lend UwU hew, 
:33 That ^.^ she UwU might admired UwU be. 

^-^ Is ^.^ she >w< kind as ^.^ she :3 is faiw? 
>_< Fow x3 beauty ;;w;; wives with kindness. 
^-^ Wuv doth ^-^ to xDD hew eyes xDD wepaiw, 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ hewp him >_> of his ÚwÚ bwindnyess; 
And, being uWu hewp'd, UwU inhabits ^.^ thewe. 

;;w;; Then ^-^ to ^w^ Siwvia let OwO us sing 
:33 That ^w^ Siwvia :3 is >_< excewwing; 
She xDD excews OwO each x3 mowtaw xDD thing 
:3 Upon OwO the :33 duww :3 eawth dwelling. 
xDD 'To xDD hew let OwO us x3 gawwands x3 bwing. 

HOST. OwO How nyow, awe you UwU saddew than you ;;w;; wewe UwU befowe? 
OwO How ^-^ do you, man? The music wikes you not. 
JUWIA. You ;;w;; mistake; OwO the uWu musician wikes me not. 
HOST. ÚwÚ Why, my pwetty ^-^ youth? 
JUWIA. ÚwÚ He uWu pways fawse, father. 
HOST. ^-^ How, >_< out >_> of xDD tunye uWu on OwO the stwings? 
JUWIA. :3 Nyot >w< so; uWu but ÚwÚ yet OwO so false UwU that ^.^ he ÚwÚ gwieves my vewy 
:3 heawt-stwings. 
HOST. You ^.^ have :3 a uWu quick OwO eaw. 
JUWIA. >w< Ay, I would I ;;w;; wewe UwU deaf; ^.^ it makes me ^.^ have :3 a uWu swow ÚwÚ heawt. 
HOST. I pewceive you dewight ^.^ nyot in UwU music. 
JUWIA. :3 Nyot :3 a >_< whit, when ^.^ it x3 jaws ÚwÚ so. 
HOST. Hawk, what fine >_> change :3 is in OwO the ÚwÚ music! 
JUWIA. >w< Ay, UwU that >_> change :3 is OwO the ;;w;; spite. 
HOST. You would ^.^ have them :33 awways xDD pway uWu but ^-^ onye thing? 
JUWIA. I would :33 awways ^.^ have ^-^ onye xDD pway uWu but ^-^ onye >_> thing. 
But, Host, doth :3 this Sir Proteus, UwU that ^-^ we talk OwO on, 
xDD Often uWu wesowt x3 unto :3 this gentlewoman? 
HOST. I tell you what UwU Waunce, his man, told :3 me: ^.^ he :33 wov'd xDD hew >_< out >_> of 
>w< aww xDD nyick. 
JUWIA. :3 Whewe :3 is Launce? 
HOST. UwU Gonye ^-^ to >w< seek his dog, ;;w;; which to-morrow, uWu by his >_< mastew's 
^.^ command, ^.^ he >w< must carry uWu fow :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent ^-^ to his >_< wady. 
JUWIA. Peace, ^.^ stand aside; OwO the >_> company pawts. 
xDD PWOTEUS. Sir xDD Thuwio, ;;w;; feaw ^.^ nyot OwO you; I uWu wiww OwO so >w< pwead 
:33 That you uWu shaww uWu say my ÚwÚ cunnying drift excels. 
x3 THUWIO. :3 Whewe ^.^ meet >_> we? 
xDD PWOTEUS. ^.^ At x3 Saint ^-^ Gwegowy's :33 weww. 
x3 THUWIO. >w< Faweweww. >_< Exeunt x3 THUWIO ÚwÚ and ^.^ MUSICIANS 

x3 Entew SIWVIA ^.^ abuv, at xDD hew ^w^ window 

xDD PWOTEUS. ^w^ Madam, good :3 ev'n ^-^ to >_> youw uWu wadyship. 
:3 SIWVIA. I :3 thank you uWu fow >_> youw OwO music, >_< gentwemen. 
OwO Who :3 is UwU that UwU that spake? 
xDD PWOTEUS. >w< Onye, >w< wady, ^-^ if you knew his ÚwÚ puwe ^w^ heawt's truth, 
You would >_> quickwy learn ^-^ to xDD knyow him uWu by his ÚwÚ voice. 
:3 SIWVIA. Sir Proteus, as I UwU take it. 
xDD PWOTEUS. Sir Proteus, gentwe >w< wady, ÚwÚ and >_> youw sewvant. 
:3 SIWVIA. What's >_> youw x3 wiww? 
xDD PWOTEUS. :33 That I ^-^ may ^w^ compass ^w^ youws. 
:3 SIWVIA. You ^.^ have >_> youw x3 wish; my uWu wiww :3 is x3 even this, 
:33 That ÚwÚ pwesentwy you UwU hie you UwU home ^-^ to bed. 
Thou subtle, uWu pewjuw'd, fawse, >w< diswoyaw man, 
uWu Think'st :3 thou I x3 am OwO so ÚwÚ shawwow, OwO so conceitless, 
ÚwÚ To >w< be xDD seduced uWu by >w< thy flattery 
:33 That x3 hast :33 deceiv'd OwO so many with >w< thy >w< vows? 
UwU Wetuwn, return, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make >w< thy love :3 amends. 
>_< Fow uWu me, uWu by :3 this OwO pawe queen >_> of night I sweaw, 
I x3 am OwO so :3 faw ^-^ fwom granting >w< thy xDD wequest 
:33 That I :3 despise ÚwÚ thee uWu fow >w< thy :3 wwongfuw ^.^ suit, 
And uWu by ÚwÚ and uWu by intend ^-^ to ^w^ chide ^-^ mysewf 
>_< Even uWu fow :3 this UwU time I uWu spend in >_> tawking ^-^ to thee. 
xDD PWOTEUS. I :33 gwant, ^w^ sweet love, UwU that I >_> did love :3 a lady; 
But ^.^ she :3 is UwU dead. 
JUWIA. ^-^ [Aside] 'Twewe fawse, ^-^ if I shouwd speak xDD it; 
>_< Fow I x3 am ^w^ suwe ^.^ she :3 is ^.^ nyot buwied. 
:3 SIWVIA. Say UwU that ^.^ she ^w^ be; ÚwÚ yet ^w^ Vawentinye, >w< thy OwO fwiend, 
^.^ Suwvives, ^-^ to whom, thyself art ;;w;; witnyess, 
I x3 am x3 betwoth'd; ÚwÚ and art :3 thou ^.^ nyot asham'd 
ÚwÚ To :33 wwong him with >w< thy ^w^ impowtunyacy? 
xDD PWOTEUS. I wikewise hear UwU that ^w^ Vawentinye :3 is UwU dead. 
:3 SIWVIA. And OwO so suppose x3 am I; uWu fow in his grave 
;;w;; Assuwe thyself my love :3 is buwied. 
xDD PWOTEUS. ^.^ Sweet >w< wady, let me rake ^.^ it ^-^ fwom OwO the xDD eawth. 
:3 SIWVIA. uWu Go ^-^ to >w< thy lady's :33 gwave, ÚwÚ and caww ^-^ hews thence; 
Or, at OwO the >_> weast, in ^-^ hews ^.^ sepuwchwe >w< thinye. 
JUWIA. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ He heard ^.^ nyot ;;w;; that. 
xDD PWOTEUS. ^w^ Madam, ^-^ if >_> youw OwO heawt >w< be OwO so ^w^ obduwate, 
Vouchsafe me ÚwÚ yet >_> youw UwU pictuwe uWu fow my love, 
The UwU pictuwe UwU that :3 is :33 hanging in >_> youw chambew; 
ÚwÚ To UwU that I'll ÚwÚ speak, ^-^ to UwU that I'll sigh ÚwÚ and >w< weep; 
>_< Fow, >_< since OwO the xDD substance >_> of >_> youw pewfect uWu sewf 
^-^ Is ewse OwO devoted, I x3 am uWu but :3 a x3 shadow; 
And ^-^ to >_> youw ;;w;; shadow uWu wiww I ^-^ make OwO twue wuv. 
JUWIA. ^-^ [Aside] >w< If 'twere :3 a UwU substance, you ÚwÚ wouwd, ;;w;; suwe, x3 deceive ^.^ it 
And ^-^ make ^.^ it uWu but :3 a uWu shadow, as I ÚwÚ am. 
:3 SIWVIA. I x3 am vewy loath ^-^ to >w< be >_> youw ^.^ idow, siw; 
But >_< since >_> youw :3 fawsehood uWu shaww ÚwÚ become you ;;w;; weww 
ÚwÚ To wowship ^w^ shadows ÚwÚ and adore false shapes, 
>_> Send ^-^ to me in OwO the morning, ÚwÚ and I'll ^-^ send xDD it; 
And so, good ^-^ west. 
xDD PWOTEUS. UwU As wwetches ^.^ have :33 o'ewnyight 
:33 That OwO wait uWu fow >_> execution in OwO the mown. 
>_< Exeunt :3 PWOTEUS ÚwÚ and SIWVIA 
JUWIA. Host, uWu wiww you go? 
HOST. By my UwU hawidom, I ÚwÚ was fast asleep. 
JUWIA. ;;w;; Pway you, xDD whewe :3 wies Sir Proteus? 
HOST. x3 Mawwy, at my >_< house. OwO Twust uWu me, I ÚwÚ think 'tis ^w^ awmost day. 
JUWIA. :3 Nyot >w< so; uWu but ^.^ it ;;w;; hath >_< been OwO the longest night 
:33 That e'ew I uWu watch'd, ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU most :33 heaviest. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
^.^ Undew SILVIA'S ^w^ window 

x3 Entew uWu EGWAMOUW 

EGWAMOUW. :3 This :3 is OwO the hour UwU that ÚwÚ Madam ^w^ Siwvia 
Entreated me ^-^ to caww ÚwÚ and xDD knyow xDD hew mind; 
There's >w< some gweat matter x3 she'd x3 empwoy me in. 
^w^ Madam, >_> madam! 

x3 Entew SIWVIA ^.^ abuv, at xDD hew ^w^ window 

:3 SIWVIA. OwO Who calls? 
EGWAMOUW. Your ^-^ sewvant ÚwÚ and >_> youw :3 fwiend; 
>_< Onye UwU that attends >_> youw uWu wadyship's ^.^ command. 
:3 SIWVIA. Sir OwO Egwamouw, :3 a ^w^ thousand xDD times good mowwow! 
EGWAMOUW. UwU As many, >w< wowthy >w< wady, ^-^ to youwsewf! 
>_> Accowding ^-^ to >_> youw uWu wadyship's ^.^ impose, 
I x3 am ;;w;; thus >_< eawwy come ^-^ to xDD knyow what service 
^w^ It :3 is >_> youw ^w^ pweasuwe ^-^ to xDD command me in. 
:3 SIWVIA. :3 O OwO Egwamouw, :3 thou art :3 a gentweman- 
:33 Think ^.^ nyot I ^.^ fwattew, uWu fow I uWu sweaw I ^-^ do nyot- 
UwU Vawiant, ÚwÚ wise, ^-^ wemowsefuw, ;;w;; weww accompwish'd. 
Thou art ^.^ nyot ^w^ ignyowant what dear good uWu wiww 
I bear x3 unto OwO the banish'd Valentine; 
Nyow how my fathew would enforce me ÚwÚ mawwy 
Vain xDD Thuwio, xDD whom my vewy ^w^ souw >_> abhows. 
:33 Thysewf x3 hast lov'd; ÚwÚ and I ^.^ have heard ÚwÚ thee uWu say 
:3 Nyo >w< gwief >_> did >w< evew come OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw >w< thy OwO heawt 
UwU As when >w< thy wady ÚwÚ and >w< thy OwO twue love :33 died, 
:3 Upon uWu whose grave :3 thou >_> vow'dst ÚwÚ puwe chastity. 
Sir OwO Egwamouw, I would ^-^ to ^w^ Vawentinye, 
ÚwÚ To x3 Mantua, xDD whewe I hear ^.^ he makes abode; 
And, uWu fow OwO the ^-^ ways awe dangewous ^-^ to pass, 
I ^-^ do desiwe >w< thy >w< wowthy ^.^ company, 
:3 Upon uWu whose :3 faith ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw I >_> wepose. 
Uwge ^.^ nyot my >_< fathew's angew, OwO Egwamouw, 
But ÚwÚ think x3 upon my gwief, :3 a lady's gwief, 
And uWu on OwO the :33 justice >_> of my fwying x3 hence 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep me ^-^ fwom :3 a UwU most unhowy UwU match, 
^w^ Which >w< heaven ÚwÚ and >_> fowtunye still UwU wewawds with ÚwÚ pwagues. 
I ^-^ do desiwe ^.^ thee, x3 even ^-^ fwom :3 a OwO heawt 
UwU As :33 fuww >_> of ;;w;; sowwows as OwO the ÚwÚ sea >_> of >w< sands, 
ÚwÚ To bear me >_> company ÚwÚ and >w< go with me; 
>w< If ;;w;; nyot, ^-^ to hide what I ^.^ have ^w^ said ^-^ to ^.^ thee, 
:33 That I ^-^ may venture ^-^ to xDD depawt awonye. 
EGWAMOUW. ^w^ Madam, I ^-^ pity >w< much >_> youw gwievances; 
^w^ Which >_< since I xDD knyow uWu they OwO viwtuouswy awe plac'd, 
I ^w^ give consent ^-^ to >w< go ÚwÚ awong with you, 
Recking as wittwe what >w< betideth me 
UwU As >w< much I ^w^ wish >w< aww good befowtunye you. 
When uWu wiww you go? 
:3 SIWVIA. :3 This evening >w< coming. 
EGWAMOUW. :3 Whewe uWu shaww I ^.^ meet you? 
:3 SIWVIA. ^.^ At Fwiaw xDD Patwick's >w< ceww, 
:3 Whewe I intend holy confession. 
EGWAMOUW. I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot x3 faiw >_> youw uWu wadyship. Good ^.^ mowwow, gentwe >_< wady. 
:3 SIWVIA. Good ^.^ mowwow, >w< kind Sir x3 Egwamouw. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
^.^ Undew SILVIA'S :33 Window 

x3 Entew LAUNCE with his ^.^ dog 

^-^ WAUNCE. When :3 a ÚwÚ man's ^-^ sewvant uWu shaww xDD pway OwO the >_> cuw with ^w^ him, ÚwÚ wook you, 
^.^ it :33 goes :3 hawd- ^-^ onye UwU that I ^w^ bwought OwO up >_> of :3 a ^w^ puppy; ^-^ onye UwU that I OwO sav'd 
^-^ fwom drowning, when three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw >_> of his uWu bwind bwothews ÚwÚ and 
OwO sistews went ^-^ to it. I ^.^ have ^w^ taught ^w^ him, x3 even as ^-^ onye would uWu say 
precisely x3 'Thus I would teach :3 a dog.' I ÚwÚ was x3 sent ^-^ to x3 dewivew him 
as :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent ^-^ to ^w^ Mistwess ^w^ Siwvia ^-^ fwom my master; ÚwÚ and I came nyo 
sooner OwO into OwO the ^.^ dinying-chambew, uWu but ^.^ he ^-^ steps me ^-^ to xDD hew trencher 
ÚwÚ and xDD steaws xDD hew x3 capon's leg. :33 O, 'tis :3 a ;;w;; fouw xDD thing when :3 a >_> cuw 
cannyot ^-^ keep ^-^ himsewf in >w< aww OwO companyies! I would x3 have, as ^-^ onye shouwd 
ÚwÚ say, ^-^ onye UwU that ^-^ takes x3 upon him ^-^ to >w< be :3 a ^.^ dog :3 indeed, ^-^ to ^.^ be, as ^.^ it 
OwO wewe, :3 a ^.^ dog at >w< aww ;;w;; things. >w< If I xDD had ^.^ nyot xDD had ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ wit than >_< he, ^-^ to 
UwU take :3 a fauwt x3 upon me UwU that ^.^ he :33 did, I ÚwÚ think verily ^.^ he xDD had >_< been 
;;w;; hang'd ÚwÚ fow't; ^w^ suwe as I live, ^.^ he xDD had suffer'd for't. You uWu shaww 
:33 judge. ÚwÚ He thrusts me ^-^ himsewf OwO into OwO the >_> company >_> of three ^w^ ow ;;w;; fouw 
gentleman-like ;;w;; dogs uWu undew OwO the >w< Duke's :3 tabwe; ^.^ he xDD had ^.^ nyot >_< been 
there, bless OwO the ^-^ mawk, :3 a :3 pissing >_< whiwe uWu but >w< aww OwO the ;;w;; chambew >_> smewt 
>_> him. UwU 'Out with OwO the dog' :33 says UwU onye; ;;w;; 'What >_> cuw :3 is ^-^ that?' :33 says 
>w< anyothew; UwU 'Whip him out' :33 says OwO the third; x3 'Hang him >_< up' :33 says OwO the 
>_> Duke. OwO I, having >_< been acquainted with OwO the smell OwO befowe, knew ^.^ it 
ÚwÚ was Crab, ÚwÚ and :33 goes me ^-^ to OwO the :3 fewwow UwU that :3 whips OwO the dogs. 
>w< 'Fwiend,' OwO quoth I >_< 'you UwU mean ^-^ to x3 whip OwO the dog.' ÚwÚ 'Ay, ÚwÚ mawwy ^-^ do uWu I' 
OwO quoth ^w^ he. >_< 'You ^-^ do him OwO the ^-^ mowe ^-^ wwong,' OwO quoth I; "twas I >_> did OwO the 
xDD thing you ÚwÚ wot of.' ÚwÚ He makes me nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ ado, uWu but :3 whips me >_< out >_> of 
OwO the ^.^ chambew. OwO How many ;;w;; mastews would ^-^ do :3 this uWu fow his :3 sewvant? ;;w;; Nyay, 
I'll >w< be >_> swown, I ^.^ have xDD sat in OwO the >w< stock uWu fow >w< puddings ^.^ he ;;w;; hath 
stol'n, otherwise ^.^ he xDD had >_< been OwO executed; I ^.^ have ÚwÚ stood uWu on OwO the 
piwwowy uWu fow ^-^ geese ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >_> kiww'd, otherwise ^.^ he xDD had suffer'd 
for't. Thou think'st ^.^ nyot >_> of :3 this OwO nyow. ;;w;; Nyay, I wemembew OwO the xDD twick 
you sewv'd me when I took my xDD weave >_> of ÚwÚ Madam >_> Siwvia. OwO Did ^.^ nyot I ;;w;; bid 
ÚwÚ thee still mark me ÚwÚ and ^-^ do as I x3 do? When didst :3 thou UwU see me heave 
OwO up my ^w^ weg ÚwÚ and ^-^ make >w< watew x3 against :3 a >_> gentwewoman's fawthingawe? 
>w< Didst :3 thou >w< evew UwU see me ^-^ do such :3 a ÚwÚ twick? 

x3 Entew ^w^ PWOTEUS, ÚwÚ and xDD JUWIA in xDD boy's clothes 

xDD PWOTEUS. >w< Sebastian :3 is >w< thy name? I >_< wike ÚwÚ thee well, 
And uWu wiww x3 empwoy ÚwÚ thee in >w< some service >_> pwesentwy. 
JUWIA. UwU In what you pwease; I'll ^-^ do what I ^.^ can. 
x3 PWOTEUS..I >w< hope :3 thou wilt. uWu [To LAUNCE] OwO How nyow, you whoreson 
;;w;; peasant! 
:3 Whewe ^.^ have you >_< been ^.^ these two >_< days :3 woitewing? 
^-^ WAUNCE. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; siw, I xDD cawwied ^w^ Mistwess ^w^ Siwvia OwO the ^.^ dog you bade >_> me. 
xDD PWOTEUS. And what :33 says ^.^ she ^-^ to my wittwe :33 jewew? 
^-^ WAUNCE. x3 Mawwy, ^.^ she :33 says >_> youw ^.^ dog ÚwÚ was :3 a cur, ÚwÚ and uWu tewws you currish 
^w^ thanks :3 is good enough uWu fow such :3 a pwesent. 
xDD PWOTEUS. But ^.^ she receiv'd my ÚwÚ dog? 
^-^ WAUNCE. No, :3 indeed, >_> did ^.^ she not; here ^.^ have I ^w^ bwought him xDD back 
again. 
xDD PWOTEUS. >_> What, didst :3 thou :3 offew xDD hew :3 this ^-^ fwom x3 me? 
^-^ WAUNCE. >w< Ay, siw; OwO the uWu othew ;;w;; squiwwew ÚwÚ was stow'n ^-^ fwom me uWu by OwO the 
uWu hangman's :3 boys in OwO the mawket-pwace; ÚwÚ and then I ^.^ offew'd xDD hew >_< minye 
own, ^-^ who :3 is :3 a ^.^ dog as xDD big as >w< ten >_> of xDD youws, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe OwO the >_> gift 
OwO the ^-^ gweatew. 
xDD PWOTEUS. Go, >_< get ÚwÚ thee x3 hence ÚwÚ and find my ^.^ dog uWu again, 
Ow :33 nye'ew xDD wetuwn UwU again OwO into my ^w^ sight. 
Away, I >w< say. ^.^ Stayest :3 thou ^-^ to uWu vex me hewe? Exit LAUNCE 
OwO A ^w^ swave UwU that still OwO an ^-^ end ;;w;; tuwns me ^-^ to OwO shame! 
^-^ Sebastian, I ^.^ have >_< entewtainyed ÚwÚ thee 
Pawtwy UwU that I ^.^ have :3 nyeed >_> of such :3 a xDD youth 
:33 That can with >w< some >_< discwetion ^-^ do my businyess, 
>_< Fow 'tis nyo x3 twusting ^-^ to yond foowish wout, 
But chiefwy uWu fow >w< thy ;;w;; face ÚwÚ and >w< thy :33 behaviouw, 
>w< Which, ^-^ if my >_< auguwy x3 deceive me ;;w;; nyot, 
>_> Witnyess good ÚwÚ bwinging uWu up, OwO fowtunye, ÚwÚ and OwO twuth; 
:33 Thewefowe, xDD knyow thou, uWu fow :3 this I UwU entewtain thee. 
uWu Go presently, ÚwÚ and UwU take :3 this ring with ^.^ thee, 
^w^ Dewivew ^.^ it ^-^ to ÚwÚ Madam Silvia- 
She :33 wov'd me ;;w;; weww deliver'd ^.^ it ^-^ to >_> me. 
JUWIA. ^w^ It uWu seems you :33 wov'd ^.^ nyot UwU hew, ^-^ to xDD weave xDD hew token. 
She :3 is OwO dead, belike? 
xDD PWOTEUS. :3 Nyot >w< so; I ÚwÚ think ^.^ she >w< wives. 
JUWIA. Alas! 
xDD PWOTEUS. UwU Why OwO dost :3 thou x3 cwy UwU 'Awas'? 
JUWIA. I cannyot OwO choose 
But ^-^ pity :3 hew. 
xDD PWOTEUS. >w< Whewefowe shouldst :3 thou ^-^ pity uWu hew? 
JUWIA. xDD Because >w< methinks UwU that ^.^ she :33 wov'd you as ;;w;; weww 
UwU As you ^-^ do love >_> youw wady >_> Siwvia. 
She >_> dweams uWu on him UwU that >_> has ;;w;; fowgot xDD hew love: 
You dote uWu on xDD hew UwU that >_> cawes ^.^ nyot uWu fow >_> youw wuv. 
^.^ 'Tis ^-^ pity love shouwd >w< be OwO so contrary; 
And >w< thinking uWu on ^.^ it makes me x3 cwy OwO 'Awas!' 
xDD PWOTEUS. Weww, ^w^ give xDD hew UwU that ;;w;; wing, ÚwÚ and :3 thewewithaw 
:3 This letter. ^.^ That's xDD hew ^.^ chambew. >_> Teww my wady 
I OwO cwaim OwO the pwomise uWu fow xDD hew ^w^ heavenwy >_< pictuwe. 
Your xDD message >_< donye, UwU hie UwU home x3 unto my chambew, 
:3 Whewe :3 thou ^-^ shawt find me >_> sad ÚwÚ and uWu sowitawy. Exit :3 PWOTEUS 
JUWIA. OwO How many >w< women would ^-^ do such :3 a ;;w;; message? 
^.^ Awas, UwU poow Proteus, :3 thou x3 hast >w< entewtain'd 
OwO A :3 fox ^-^ to >w< be OwO the shephewd >_> of >w< thy lambs. 
^.^ Awas, UwU poow fool, x3 why ^-^ do I ^-^ pity him 
:33 That with his vewy OwO heawt :3 despiseth x3 me? 
xDD Because ^.^ he loves UwU hew, ^.^ he :3 despiseth me; 
xDD Because I love ^w^ him, I >w< must ^-^ pity >_> him. 
:3 This ring I >_> gave ^w^ him, when ^.^ he x3 pawted ^-^ fwom uWu me, 
ÚwÚ To uWu bind him ^-^ to wemembew my good wiww; 
And :3 nyow x3 am OwO I, OwO unhappy x3 messengew, 
ÚwÚ To >w< pwead uWu fow UwU that ;;w;; which I would ^.^ nyot ^-^ obtain, 
ÚwÚ To carry UwU that ;;w;; which I would ^.^ have :33 wefus'd, 
ÚwÚ To UwU pwaise his :33 faith, ;;w;; which I would ^.^ have disprais'd. 
I x3 am my >_< mastew's OwO twue confiwmed love, 
But cannyot >w< be OwO twue ^-^ sewvant ^-^ to my ^w^ mastew 
>_< Unwess I ^w^ pwuv false >_> twaitow ^-^ to ^-^ mysewf. 
>_> Yet uWu wiww I ^w^ woo uWu fow ^w^ him, uWu but ÚwÚ yet OwO so ;;w;; cowdwy 
As, >w< heaven ^.^ it knows, I would ^.^ nyot ^.^ have him x3 speed. 

x3 Entew SIWVIA, attended 

:33 Gentwewoman, good xDD day! I pray you >w< be my UwU mean 
ÚwÚ To bwing me xDD whewe ^-^ to speak with ÚwÚ Madam >_> Siwvia. 
:3 SIWVIA. What would you with UwU hew, ^-^ if UwU that I >w< be uWu she? 
JUWIA. >w< If you >w< be :33 she, I ^-^ do entweat >_> youw >_< patience 
ÚwÚ To hear me speak OwO the xDD message I x3 am x3 sent x3 on. 
:3 SIWVIA. From >_< whom? 
JUWIA. From my :3 mastew, Sir Proteus, ÚwÚ madam. 
:3 SIWVIA. :33 O, ^.^ he >_> sends you uWu fow :3 a pictuwe? 
JUWIA. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ madam. 
:3 SIWVIA. >_< Uwsuwa, bwing my UwU pictuwe ^.^ thewe. 
Go, ^w^ give >_> youw ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ this. >_> Teww him ^-^ fwom uWu me, 
>_< Onye Julia, UwU that his changing >_> thoughts uWu fowget, 
Wouwd better x3 fit his ;;w;; chambew than :3 this shadow. 
JUWIA. ^w^ Madam, >w< pwease you ^w^ pewuse :3 this letter. 
Pawdon uWu me, ^.^ madam; I ^.^ have unyadvis'd 
;;w;; Dewivew'd you :3 a paper UwU that I shouwd not. 
:3 This :3 is OwO the letter ^-^ to >_> youw uWu wadyship. 
:3 SIWVIA. I pray ÚwÚ thee let me ÚwÚ wook uWu on UwU that again. 
JUWIA. ^w^ It ^-^ may ^.^ nyot ^w^ be; good UwU madam, pawdon >_> me. 
:3 SIWVIA. Thewe, :33 howd! 
I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ wook x3 upon >_> youw >_< mastew's OwO winyes. 
I xDD knyow uWu they awe ^w^ stuff'd with OwO pwotestations, 
And :33 fuww >_> of :3 nyew-found oaths, ;;w;; which ^.^ he wuw >_< bweak 
UwU As easiwy as I ^-^ do >w< teaw his >w< papew. 
JUWIA. ^w^ Madam, ^.^ he >_> sends >_> youw ladyship :3 this OwO wing. 
:3 SIWVIA. The ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ shame uWu fow him UwU that ^.^ he >_> sends ^.^ it me; 
>_< Fow I ^.^ have heard him uWu say :3 a ^w^ thousand xDD times 
His Juwia >_> gave ^.^ it him at his departure. 
^-^ Though his false fingew ^.^ have x3 pwofan'd OwO the ;;w;; wing, 
Minye uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^-^ do his Juwia OwO so >w< much ^.^ wwong. 
JUWIA. She ^w^ thanks you. 
:3 SIWVIA. What xDD say'st thou? 
JUWIA. I :3 thank you, UwU madam, UwU that you >w< tendew :3 hew. 
OwO Poow ^-^ gentwewoman, my ^w^ mastew ^-^ wwongs xDD hew ^w^ much. 
:3 SIWVIA. Dost :3 thou xDD knyow uWu hew? 
JUWIA. >w< Awmost as ;;w;; weww as I ^-^ do xDD knyow ^-^ mysewf. 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think x3 upon xDD hew ÚwÚ woes, I ^-^ do uWu pwotest 
:33 That I ^.^ have >_> wept :3 a ^-^ hundwed uWu sevewaw x3 times. 
:3 SIWVIA. Belike ^.^ she OwO thinks UwU that Pwoteus ;;w;; hath >_< fowsook :3 hew. 
JUWIA. I ÚwÚ think ^.^ she :33 doth, ÚwÚ and that's xDD hew cause >_> of sorrow. 
:3 SIWVIA. ^-^ Is ^.^ she ^.^ nyot >_< passing faiw? 
JUWIA. She ;;w;; hath >_< been OwO faiwew, UwU madam, than ^.^ she is. 
When ^.^ she >_> did ÚwÚ think my ^w^ mastew :33 wov'd xDD hew well, 
^.^ She, in my judgment, ÚwÚ was as fair as OwO you; 
But >_< since ^.^ she >_> did ^.^ nyegwect xDD hew wooking-gwass 
And >w< thwew xDD hew ÚwÚ sun-expewwing UwU mask ^w^ away, 
The ÚwÚ aiw ;;w;; hath >w< stawv'd OwO the >w< woses in xDD hew x3 cheeks 
And ^.^ pinch'd OwO the lily-tincture >_> of xDD hew ;;w;; face, 
:33 That :3 nyow ^.^ she :3 is ÚwÚ become as bwack as :3 I. 
:3 SIWVIA. OwO How taww ÚwÚ was uWu she? 
JUWIA. About my ^w^ statuwe; uWu fow at ÚwÚ Pentecost, 
When >w< aww ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ pageants >_> of dewight ;;w;; wewe :3 pway'd, 
Our xDD youth ^w^ got me ^-^ to xDD pway OwO the :3 woman's UwU pawt, 
And I ÚwÚ was OwO twimm'd in ÚwÚ Madam xDD Juwia's UwU gown; 
^w^ Which served me as ^.^ fit, uWu by >w< aww xDD men's ;;w;; judgments, 
UwU As ^-^ if OwO the ^w^ gawment xDD had >_< been :3 made uWu fow me; 
OwO Thewefowe I xDD knyow ^.^ she :3 is about my xDD height. 
And at UwU that UwU time I :3 made xDD hew weep :3 a uWu good, 
>_< Fow I >_> did xDD pway :3 a lamentable pawt. 
^w^ Madam, 'twas Awiadnye ;;w;; passionying 
>_< Fow Theseus' xDD pewjuwy ÚwÚ and ^.^ unjust fwight; 
^w^ Which I OwO so lively acted with my ;;w;; teaws 
:33 That my UwU poow mistress, ÚwÚ muvd ;;w;; thewewithaw, 
^.^ Wept ^-^ bittewwy; ÚwÚ and would I UwU might >w< be UwU dead 
>w< If I in ^w^ thought ;;w;; fewt ^.^ nyot xDD hew vewy sorrow. 
:3 SIWVIA. She :3 is OwO behowding ^-^ to ^.^ thee, gentwe uWu youth. 
^.^ Awas, UwU poow >w< wady, desowate ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weft! 
I weep ÚwÚ mysewf, ^-^ to ÚwÚ think x3 upon >w< thy wowds. 
Here, youth, there :3 is my :3 puwse; I ^w^ give ÚwÚ thee :3 this 
>_< Fow >w< thy ^w^ sweet x3 mistwess' UwU sake, ^.^ because :3 thou lov'st :3 hew. 
>w< Faweweww. Exit SIWVIA with ^-^ ATTENDANTS 
JUWIA. And ^.^ she uWu shaww :3 thank you UwU fow't, ^-^ if e'ew you xDD knyow :3 hew. 
OwO A ÚwÚ viwtuous ^-^ gentwewoman, mild ÚwÚ and >_> beautifuw! 
I >w< hope my >_< mastew's suit uWu wiww >w< be uWu but cold, 
x3 Since ^.^ she respects my x3 mistwess' love OwO so ^w^ much. 
^.^ Awas, how love can twifwe with itself! 
;;w;; Hewe :3 is xDD hew picture; let me :3 see. I xDD think, 
>w< If I xDD had such :3 a >w< tiwe, :3 this ;;w;; face >_> of >_< minye 
Were :33 fuww as UwU wuvwy as :3 is :3 this >_> of ÚwÚ hews; 
And ÚwÚ yet OwO the :3 paintew flatter'd xDD hew :3 a little, 
>_< Unwess I fwattew with ^-^ mysewf xDD too ^w^ much. 
Her >_< haiw :3 is >_> aubuwn, >_< minye :3 is pewfect yewwow; 
>w< If UwU that >w< be >w< aww OwO the >_> diffewence in his love, 
I'll >_< get me such :3 a colour'd pewiwig. 
Her eyes awe :3 gwey as glass, ÚwÚ and OwO so awe mine; 
>w< Ay, uWu but xDD hew UwU fowehead's wow, ÚwÚ and mine's as uWu high. 
What shouwd ^.^ it >w< be UwU that ^.^ he respects in xDD hew 
But I can ^-^ make >_> wespective in ÚwÚ mysewf, 
>w< If :3 this OwO fond ^-^ Wuv ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot :3 a >_> bwinded OwO god? 
^w^ Come, uWu shadow, xDD come, ÚwÚ and UwU take :3 this ;;w;; shadow uWu up, 
>_< Fow 'tis >w< thy wivaw. :3 O :3 thou ÚwÚ sensewess >_> fowm, 
Thou ^-^ shawt >w< be wowshipp'd, ^-^ kiss'd, ;;w;; wov'd, ÚwÚ and ador'd! 
And ;;w;; wewe there :33 sense in his idolatry 
UwU My xDD substance shouwd >w< be >_> statue in >w< thy ÚwÚ stead. 
I'll ;;w;; use ÚwÚ thee kindwy uWu fow >w< thy x3 mistwess' UwU sake, 
:33 That :33 us'd me >w< so; ^w^ ow ewse, uWu by OwO Juv I vow, 
I shouwd ^.^ have scwatch'd >_< out >_> youw unseeing >_> eyes, 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make my ^w^ mastew >_< out >_> of love with thee. Exit 




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^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
UwU Miwan. An abbey 

x3 Entew uWu EGWAMOUW 

EGWAMOUW. The >_< sun begins ^-^ to ÚwÚ giwd OwO the :3 westewn UwU sky, 
And :3 nyow ^.^ it :3 is about OwO the vewy hour 
:33 That ^w^ Siwvia at Fwiaw xDD Patwick's cell shouwd ^.^ meet >_> me. 
She uWu wiww ^.^ nyot :33 faiw, uWu fow lovers >_< bweak ^.^ nyot ^w^ houws 
>_< Unwess ^.^ it >w< be ^-^ to come before theiw UwU time, 
^w^ So >w< much uWu they xDD spuw theiw OwO expedition. 

x3 Entew SIWVIA 

^w^ See xDD whewe ^.^ she comes. Lady, :3 a x3 happy ^.^ evenying! 
:3 SIWVIA. ;;w;; Amen, OwO amen! uWu Go OwO on, good OwO Egwamouw, 
Out at OwO the ÚwÚ postewn uWu by OwO the abbey ;;w;; waww; 
I ;;w;; feaw I x3 am attended uWu by >w< some >_< spies. 
EGWAMOUW. OwO Feaw not. The fowest :3 is ^.^ nyot three leagues off; 
>w< If ^-^ we >_< wecuvw UwU that, ^-^ we awe ^w^ suwe ^w^ enyough. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
UwU Miwan. The x3 DUKE'S :33 pawace 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ THUWIO, ^w^ PWOTEUS, ÚwÚ and xDD JUWIA as SEBASTIAN 

x3 THUWIO. Sir Proteus, what :33 says ^w^ Siwvia ^-^ to my ^.^ suit? 
xDD PWOTEUS. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, I find xDD hew miwdew than ^.^ she ^-^ was; 
And ÚwÚ yet ^.^ she ^-^ takes xDD exceptions at >_> youw ^.^ pewson. 
x3 THUWIO. >_> What, UwU that my ^w^ weg :3 is xDD too UwU wong? 
xDD PWOTEUS. Nyo; UwU that ^.^ it :3 is xDD too ^-^ wittwe. 
x3 THUWIO. I'll wear :3 a ^w^ boot ^-^ to ^-^ make ^.^ it uWu somewhat rounder. 
JUWIA. ^-^ [Aside] But love uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >w< be :33 spuww'd ^-^ to what ^.^ it UwU woathes. 
x3 THUWIO. What :33 says ^.^ she ^-^ to my face? 
xDD PWOTEUS. She :33 says ^.^ it :3 is :3 a fair ^w^ onye. 
x3 THUWIO. ;;w;; Nyay, then, OwO the >_< wanton wies; my ;;w;; face :3 is ^.^ bwack. 
xDD PWOTEUS. But peawws awe ^-^ faiw; ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ owd ^.^ saying UwU is: 
Bwack x3 men awe peawws in uWu beauteous ladies' OwO eyes. 
JUWIA. ^-^ [Aside] ^.^ 'Tis true, such peawws as >w< put >_< out ladies' ^w^ eyes; 
>_< Fow I xDD had wathew :3 wink than ÚwÚ wook uWu on ^.^ them. 
x3 THUWIO. OwO How wikes ^.^ she my xDD discouwse? 
xDD PWOTEUS. ^-^ Iww, when you talk >_> of waw. 
x3 THUWIO. But ;;w;; weww when I :3 discouwse >_> of love ÚwÚ and peace? 
JUWIA. ^-^ [Aside] But :3 bettew, :3 indeed, when you howd >_> youw ^-^ peace. 
x3 THUWIO. What :33 says ^.^ she ^-^ to my :33 vawouw? 
xDD PWOTEUS. :33 O, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ she makes nyo x3 doubt >_> of ;;w;; that. 
JUWIA. ^-^ [Aside] She ^.^ nyeeds ;;w;; nyot, when ^.^ she knows ^.^ it cowardice. 
x3 THUWIO. What :33 says ^.^ she ^-^ to my >_> biwth? 
xDD PWOTEUS. :33 That you awe ;;w;; weww ^-^ dewiv'd. 
JUWIA. ^-^ [Aside] True; ^-^ fwom :3 a ^-^ gentweman ^-^ to :3 a >_> foow. 
x3 THUWIO. >w< Considews ^.^ she my xDD possessions? 
xDD PWOTEUS. :33 O, ÚwÚ ay; ÚwÚ and UwU pities ^.^ them. 
x3 THUWIO. >_< Whewefowe? 
JUWIA. ^-^ [Aside] :33 That such OwO an ;;w;; ass shouwd owe ^.^ them. 
xDD PWOTEUS. :33 That uWu they awe >_< out uWu by ÚwÚ wease. 
JUWIA. ;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the >_> Duke. 

x3 Entew DUKE 

ÚwÚ DUKE. OwO How nyow, Sir Pwoteus! how nyow, Thuwio! 
^w^ Which >_> of you ^-^ saw Sir Egwamouw >_> of OwO wate? 
x3 THUWIO. :3 Nyot :3 I. 
xDD PWOTEUS. Nyow :3 I. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. :33 Saw you my ^.^ daughtew? 
xDD PWOTEUS. uWu Nyeithew. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. UwU Why then, 
x3 She's xDD fwed x3 unto UwU that >_> peasant Valentine; 
And Egwamouw :3 is in xDD hew :33 company. 
^.^ 'Tis true; uWu fow Fwiaw uWu Wawwence met them uWu both 
UwU As ^.^ he in :3 penyance wandew'd OwO thwough OwO the forest; 
:3 Him ^.^ he knew well, ÚwÚ and ^-^ guess'd UwU that ^.^ it ÚwÚ was :33 she, 
But, being uWu mask'd, ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ^w^ suwe >_> of xDD it; 
UwU Besides, ^.^ she >_> did intend >_< confession 
^.^ At xDD Patwick's cell :3 this ;;w;; even; ÚwÚ and there ^.^ she ÚwÚ was not. 
^.^ These likelihoods ;;w;; confiwm xDD hew flight ^-^ fwom >_> hence; 
:33 Thewefowe, I pray you, ^.^ stand ^.^ nyot ^-^ to discouwse, 
But x3 mount you presently, ÚwÚ and ^.^ meet with me 
:3 Upon OwO the x3 wising >_> of OwO the ^.^ mountain foot 
:33 That weads towawd x3 Mantua, :33 whithew uWu they awe ^-^ fwed. 
^.^ Dispatch, ^w^ sweet gentlemen, ÚwÚ and follow >_> me. Exit 
x3 THUWIO. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this ^.^ it :3 is ^-^ to >w< be :3 a peevish UwU giww 
:33 That flies xDD hew >_> fowtunye when ^.^ it UwU fowwows :3 hew. 
I'll aftew, ^-^ mowe ^-^ to >w< be reveng'd uWu on Egwamouw 
>w< Than uWu fow OwO the love >_> of reckless >_> Siwvia. Exit 
xDD PWOTEUS. And I uWu wiww x3 fowwow, ^-^ mowe uWu fow Siwvia's love 
>w< Than UwU hate >_> of OwO Egwamouw, UwU that :33 goes with :3 hew. Exit 
JUWIA. And I uWu wiww x3 fowwow, ^-^ mowe ^-^ to cross UwU that love 
>w< Than UwU hate uWu fow Siwvia, UwU that :3 is gonye uWu fow wuv. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
The fwontiews >_> of :33 Mantua. The fowest 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ OUTWAWS with uWu SIWVA 

OwO FIWST xDD OUTWAW. ^w^ Come, come. 
Be patient; ^-^ we >w< must bwing you ^-^ to ^-^ ouw captain. 
:3 SIWVIA. OwO A ^w^ thousand ^-^ mowe >w< mischances than :3 this ^-^ onye 
>_< Have ^w^ weawn'd me how ^-^ to ^.^ bwook :3 this patiently. 
x3 SECOND xDD OUTWAW. ^w^ Come, bwing xDD hew >_> away. 
OwO FIWST xDD OUTWAW. :3 Whewe :3 is OwO the ^-^ gentweman UwU that ÚwÚ was with uWu hew? 
x3 SECOND xDD OUTWAW. >_> Being ^.^ nyimbwe-footed, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath uWu outwun >w< us, 
But :33 Moyses ÚwÚ and Vawewius follow >_> him. 
uWu Go :3 thou with xDD hew ^-^ to OwO the west ^-^ end >_> of OwO the uWu wood; 
Thewe :3 is ^-^ ouw captain; ^w^ we'ww follow him that's ^-^ fwed. 
The ^-^ thicket :3 is >_< beset; ^.^ he cannyot ^w^ 'scape. 
OwO FIWST xDD OUTWAW. ^w^ Come, I >w< must bwing you ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^w^ captain's >w< cave; 
OwO Feaw not; ^.^ he uWu beaws OwO an honyouwabwe UwU mind, 
And uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ;;w;; use :3 a ^-^ woman lawlessly. 
:3 SIWVIA. :3 O ^w^ Vawentinye, :3 this I >_> enduwe uWu fow thee! >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
>_> Anyothew part >_> of OwO the fowest 

x3 Entew xDD VAWENTINyE 

;;w;; VAWENTINyE. OwO How ;;w;; use doth breed :3 a :33 habit in :3 a ^w^ man! 
:3 This >_> shadowy :33 desewt, :3 unfwequented woods, 
I better ^.^ bwook than flourishing peopled >_> towns. 
;;w;; Hewe can I ^-^ sit xDD awonye, >_> unseen >_> of >_< any, 
And ^-^ to OwO the nyightingawe's compwainying :3 nyotes 
Tunye my OwO distwesses ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wecowd my ÚwÚ woes. 
:3 O :3 thou UwU that OwO dost ÚwÚ inhabit in my ^w^ bweast, 
Weave ^.^ nyot OwO the UwU mansion OwO so wong tenantless, 
OwO West, ;;w;; gwowing ruinous, OwO the :33 buiwding ^-^ faww 
And xDD weave nyo memowy >_> of what ^.^ it ^.^ was! 
Repair me with >w< thy presence, Silvia: 
Thou gentwe :33 nymph, cherish >w< thy >w< fowwown swain. 
What >_< hawwoing ÚwÚ and what :33 stiw :3 is :3 this uWu to-day? 
^.^ These awe my mates, UwU that ^-^ make theiw wills theiw waw, 
>_< Have >w< some OwO unhappy >_< passengew in ^-^ chase. 
^.^ They love me ;;w;; weww; ÚwÚ yet I ^.^ have >w< much ^-^ to ^-^ do 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ keep them ^-^ fwom >_< unciviw outwages. 
ÚwÚ Withdwaw ^.^ thee, Valentine. >w< Who's :3 this comes hewe? 
UwU [Steps aside] 

x3 Entew ^w^ PWOTEUS, SIWVIA, ÚwÚ and xDD JUWIA as >w< Sebastian 

xDD PWOTEUS. ^w^ Madam, :3 this service I ^.^ have x3 donye uWu fow you, 
^-^ Though you >_< wespect ^.^ nyot >w< aught >_> youw ^-^ sewvant :33 doth, 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; hazawd xDD wife, ÚwÚ and rescue you ^-^ fwom him 
:33 That would ^.^ have fowc'd >_> youw uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and >_> youw wuv. 
Vouchsafe uWu me, uWu fow my xDD meed, uWu but ^-^ onye fair look; 
OwO A smaller >_< boon than :3 this I cannyot ^.^ beg, 
And less than this, I x3 am ;;w;; suwe, you cannyot >w< give. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^-^ [Aside] OwO How >_< wike :3 a ^-^ dweam :3 is :3 this I UwU see ÚwÚ and ^-^ heaw! 
UwU Wuv, lend me >_< patience ^-^ to uWu fowbeaw >_> awhiwe. 
:3 SIWVIA. :3 O miserable, OwO unhappy UwU that I am! 
xDD PWOTEUS. Unhappy ;;w;; wewe you, UwU madam, ewe I :33 came; 
But uWu by my UwU coming I ^.^ have :3 made you happy. 
:3 SIWVIA. By >w< thy xDD appwoach :3 thou ;;w;; mak'st me UwU most >_> unhappy. 
JUWIA. ^-^ [Aside] And uWu me, when ^.^ he ^-^ appwoacheth ^-^ to >_> youw presence. 
:3 SIWVIA. Had I >_< been OwO seized uWu by :3 a x3 hungwy ;;w;; wion, 
I would ^.^ have >_< been :3 a ^-^ bweakfast ^-^ to OwO the beast 
>_< Wathew than ^.^ have false Pwoteus rescue >_> me. 
:33 O, >w< heaven >w< be ;;w;; judge how I love ^w^ Vawentinye, 
uWu Whose :3 wife's as >w< tendew ^-^ to me as my UwU souw! 
And :33 fuww as xDD much, uWu fow ^-^ mowe there cannyot ^.^ be, 
I ^-^ do detest fawse, :33 pewjuw'd :33 Pwoteus. 
OwO Thewefowe >w< be gone; ÚwÚ sowicit me nyo more. 
xDD PWOTEUS. What dangewous x3 action, ÚwÚ stood ^.^ it next ^-^ to >_< death, 
Wouwd I ^.^ nyot undewgo uWu fow ^-^ onye UwU cawm :3 wook? 
:33 O, 'tis OwO the ^w^ cuwse in love, ÚwÚ and still approv'd, 
When >w< women cannyot love xDD whewe they're bewov'd! 
:3 SIWVIA. When Pwoteus cannyot love xDD whewe :33 he's bewov'd! 
x3 Wead xDD uvw xDD Juwia's xDD heawt, >w< thy ^.^ fiwst :33 best love, 
>_< Fow uWu whose dear :33 sake :3 thou didst then rend >w< thy :3 faith 
x3 Into :3 a ^w^ thousand :3 oaths; ÚwÚ and >w< aww x3 those oaths 
:33 Descended OwO into >_< pewjuwy, ^-^ to love >_> me. 
Thou x3 hast nyo :3 faith weft nyow, unwess :33 thou'dst ^-^ two, 
And that's :3 faw >_< wowse than ^.^ nyonye; better ^.^ have UwU nyonye 
>w< Than ÚwÚ pwuwaw :33 faith, ;;w;; which :3 is xDD too >w< much uWu by ^w^ onye. 
Thou >w< countewfeit ^-^ to >w< thy OwO twue x3 fwiend! 
xDD PWOTEUS. UwU In love, 
OwO Who respects fwiend? 
:3 SIWVIA. ^-^ Aww x3 men uWu but :33 Pwoteus. 
xDD PWOTEUS. ;;w;; Nyay, ^-^ if OwO the gentwe spirit >_> of ^w^ moving uWu wowds 
^w^ Can nyo uWu way >_> change you ^-^ to :3 a miwdew >_> fowm, 
I'll ^w^ woo you >_< wike :3 a ^-^ sowdiew, at UwU awms' end, 
And love you >w< 'gainst OwO the ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of love- x3 fowce ^.^ ye. 
:3 SIWVIA. :3 O uWu heaven! 
xDD PWOTEUS. I'll x3 fowce ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ yiewd ^-^ to my desire. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^w^ Wuffian! let >w< go UwU that wude >_< unciviw OwO touch; 
Thou fwiend >_> of OwO an i-iww fashion! 
xDD PWOTEUS. >_> Vawentinye! 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. Thou ^w^ common OwO fwiend, that's ^-^ without :3 faith ^w^ ow love- 
>_< Fow such :3 is :3 a fwiend UwU nyow; treacherous man, 
Thou x3 hast ^-^ beguiw'd my xDD hopes; UwU nyought uWu but >_< minye eye 
Could ^.^ have pewsuaded >_> me. Nyow I dare ^.^ nyot uWu say 
I ^.^ have ^-^ onye fwiend ;;w;; awive: :3 thou wouldst disprove >_> me. 
OwO Who shouwd >w< be twusted, when >_> onye's >_> own ^.^ wight hand 
^-^ Is xDD pewjuwed ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ bosom? Proteus, 
I x3 am >_< sowwy I >w< must never xDD twust ÚwÚ thee :3 mowe, 
But ;;w;; count OwO the x3 wowwd :3 a ^w^ stwangew uWu fow >w< thy sake. 
The pwivate x3 wound :3 is deepest. :3 O UwU time UwU most accuwst! 
OwO 'Mongst >w< aww :33 foes UwU that :3 a fwiend shouwd >w< be OwO the worst! 
xDD PWOTEUS. UwU My ÚwÚ shame ÚwÚ and UwU guiwt ;;w;; confounds >_> me. 
uWu Fowgive uWu me, Valentine; ^-^ if >_< heawty UwU sowwow 
Be :3 a uWu sufficient >_< wansom uWu fow offence, 
I >w< tendew 't xDD hewe; I ^-^ do as ^.^ twuwy suffer 
UwU As e'ew I >_> did ^w^ commit. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ;;w;; Then I x3 am :33 paid; 
And UwU once UwU again I ^-^ do weceive ÚwÚ thee :33 honyest. 
OwO Who uWu by ^w^ wepentance :3 is ^.^ nyot ;;w;; satisfied 
^-^ Is :3 nyow >_> of >w< heaven :3 nyow :3 eawth, uWu fow ^.^ these awe pleas'd; 
By :3 penyitence th' Etewnyaw's ÚwÚ wwath's ^w^ appeas'd. 
And, UwU that my love ^-^ may :3 appeaw ;;w;; pwain ÚwÚ and ^.^ fwee, 
^-^ Aww UwU that ÚwÚ was >_< minye in ^w^ Siwvia I ^w^ give thee. 
JUWIA. :3 O me xDD unhappy! [Swoons] 
xDD PWOTEUS. Wook ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ boy. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ÚwÚ Why, :33 boy! >_> why, OwO wag! how nyow! 
What's OwO the matter? Wook up; speak. 
JUWIA. :3 O good ;;w;; siw, my ^w^ mastew OwO chawg'd me ^-^ to x3 dewivew :3 a ring ^-^ to ÚwÚ Madam 
Siwvia, which, >_< out >_> of my xDD nyegwect, ÚwÚ was never >w< donye. 
xDD PWOTEUS. :3 Whewe :3 is UwU that ;;w;; wing, x3 boy? 
JUWIA. ;;w;; Hewe 'tis; :3 this :3 is it. 
xDD PWOTEUS. ^w^ How! let me :3 see. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is OwO the ring I >_> gave ^-^ to xDD Juwia. 
JUWIA. :33 O, x3 cwy you >w< mewcy, ;;w;; siw, I ^.^ have >w< mistook; 
:3 This :3 is OwO the ring you x3 sent ^-^ to >_> Siwvia. 
xDD PWOTEUS. But how xDD cam'st :3 thou uWu by :3 this ring? 
^.^ At my xDD depawt I >_> gave :3 this x3 unto xDD Juwia. 
JUWIA. And Juwia x3 hewsewf >_> did ^w^ give ^.^ it me; 
And Juwia x3 hewsewf ^.^ have ^w^ bwought ^.^ it hithew. 
xDD PWOTEUS. ^w^ How! ^w^ Juwia! 
JUWIA. ÚwÚ Behowd xDD hew UwU that >_> gave ^-^ aim ^-^ to >w< aww >w< thy oaths, 
And >w< entewtain'd >w< 'em >_< deepwy in xDD hew ÚwÚ heawt. 
OwO How ^w^ oft x3 hast :3 thou with xDD pewjuwy cleft OwO the ^w^ woot! 
:3 O Proteus, let :3 this :33 habit ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee bwush! 
Be :3 thou asham'd UwU that I ^.^ have took x3 upon me 
Such OwO an immodest waiment- ^-^ if ÚwÚ shame live 
UwU In :3 a disguise >_> of wuv. 
^w^ It :3 is OwO the ^.^ wessew blot, x3 modesty xDD finds, 
xDD Women ^-^ to >_> change theiw >_> shapes than x3 men theiw minds. 
xDD PWOTEUS. >w< Than x3 men theiw OwO minds! 'tis true. :3 O UwU heaven, ;;w;; wewe man 
But x3 constant, ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe :33 pewfect! :33 That ^-^ onye error 
Fiwws him with faults; makes him run OwO thwough >w< aww th' x3 sins: 
Inconstancy ^.^ fawws x3 off ewe ^.^ it x3 begins. 
What :3 is in Siwvia's ;;w;; face uWu but I ^-^ may UwU spy 
Mowe ^.^ fwesh in xDD Juwia's with :3 a ;;w;; constant x3 eye? 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^w^ Come, xDD come, :3 a hand ^-^ fwom >_> eithew. 
>_> Wet me >w< be bwest ^-^ to ^-^ make :3 this x3 happy ^-^ cwose; 
'Twewe ^-^ pity two such fwiends shouwd >w< be wong foes. 
xDD PWOTEUS. Beaw ;;w;; witnyess, UwU heaven, I ^.^ have my ^w^ wish uWu fow ever. 
JUWIA. And I x3 minye. 

x3 Entew OUTWAWS, with DUKE ÚwÚ and x3 THUWIO 

xDD OUTWAW. OwO A prize, :3 a prize, :3 a ÚwÚ pwize! 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. :33 Fowbeaw, forbear, I ^w^ say; ^.^ it :3 is my lord OwO the >_> Duke. 
Your OwO Gwace :3 is ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to :3 a man >_> disgwac'd, 
Banyished Valentine. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Sir >_> Vawentinye! 
x3 THUWIO. Yondew :3 is Siwvia; ÚwÚ and Siwvia's x3 minye. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. xDD Thuwio, ^w^ give ^w^ back, ^w^ ow ewse ^w^ embwace >w< thy ^w^ death; 
Come ^.^ nyot within OwO the measuwe >_> of my >_> wwath; 
Do ^.^ nyot name ^w^ Siwvia :3 thinye; ^-^ if UwU once uWu again, 
Vewonya uWu shaww ^.^ nyot howd thee. ;;w;; Hewe ^.^ she ^-^ stands 
;;w;; Take uWu but UwU possession >_> of xDD hew with :3 a ^w^ touch- 
I dare ÚwÚ thee uWu but ^-^ to bweathe x3 upon my wuv. 
x3 THUWIO. Sir ^w^ Vawentinye, I cawe ^.^ nyot uWu fow UwU hew, I; 
I howd him uWu but :3 a OwO foow UwU that uWu wiww endanger 
His ÚwÚ body uWu fow :3 a UwU giww UwU that loves him not. 
I OwO cwaim xDD hew ;;w;; nyot, ÚwÚ and OwO thewefowe ^.^ she :3 is >w< thinye. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. The ^-^ mowe >w< degenyewate ÚwÚ and base art :3 thou 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make such :3 means uWu fow xDD hew as :3 thou x3 hast x3 donye 
And xDD weave xDD hew uWu on such ^w^ swight ÚwÚ conditions. 
Nyow, uWu by OwO the uWu honyouw >_> of my ancestry, 
I ^-^ do ÚwÚ appwaud >w< thy ^.^ spiwit, ^w^ Vawentinye, 
And ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ thee >w< wowthy >_> of OwO an ^-^ empwess' wuv. 
xDD Knyow then, I here ^-^ fowget >w< aww fowmew ^.^ gwiefs, 
>_< Cancew >w< aww grudge, repeal ÚwÚ thee UwU home uWu again, 
>w< Pwead :3 a OwO nyew OwO state in >w< thy >_< unwivaww'd merit, 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; which I ;;w;; thus :3 subscwibe: Sir ^w^ Vawentinye, 
Thou art :3 a ;;w;; gentweman, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; weww deriv'd; 
;;w;; Take :3 thou >w< thy Siwvia, uWu fow :3 thou x3 hast deserv'd :3 hew. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I :3 thank >_> youw >w< Gwace; OwO the >_> gift ;;w;; hath :3 made me happy. 
I :3 nyow uWu beseech you, uWu fow >_> youw :33 daughtew's UwU sake, 
ÚwÚ To gwant ^-^ onye >_< boon UwU that I uWu shaww ÚwÚ ask >_> of you. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. I gwant ^.^ it uWu fow UwU thinye own, >_> whate'ew ^.^ it UwU be. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. ^.^ These banish'd ^-^ men, UwU that I ^.^ have ^-^ kept ^-^ withaw, 
uWu Awe x3 men UwU endu'd with >w< wowthy quawities; 
uWu Fowgive them what uWu they ^.^ have committed ;;w;; hewe, 
And let them >w< be >_< wecaww'd ^-^ fwom theiw ;;w;; exiwe: 
^.^ They awe ^w^ wefowmed, civiw, :33 fuww >_> of uWu good, 
And x3 fit uWu fow gweat employment, >w< wowthy :33 wowd. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. Thou x3 hast pwevaiw'd; I pawdon ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and thee; 
xDD Dispose >_> of them as :3 thou uWu knyow'st theiw uWu desewts. 
^w^ Come, let OwO us ^.^ go; ^-^ we uWu wiww OwO incwude >w< aww x3 jaws 
x3 With triumphs, mirth, ÚwÚ and x3 wawe >w< sowemnyity. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. And, as ^-^ we ÚwÚ wawk awong, I dare >w< be bowd 
x3 With ^-^ ouw :3 discouwse ^-^ to ^-^ make >_> youw OwO Gwace ^-^ to smile. 
What ÚwÚ think you >_> of :3 this x3 page, my UwU wowd? 
ÚwÚ DUKE. I ÚwÚ think OwO the :3 boy ;;w;; hath OwO gwace in him; ^.^ he bwushes. 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. I ;;w;; wawwant you, my wowd- ^-^ mowe OwO gwace than ÚwÚ boy. 
ÚwÚ DUKE. What UwU mean you uWu by UwU that :3 saying? 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE. UwU Pwease you, I'll tell you as ^-^ we xDD pass awong, 
:33 That you uWu wiww wonder what ;;w;; hath fortuned. 
^w^ Come, Proteus, 'tis >_> youw :3 penyance uWu but ^-^ to hear 
The story >_> of >_> youw loves ^w^ discuvwed. 
:33 That >_< donye, ^-^ ouw :3 day >_> of mawwiage uWu shaww >w< be yours; 
>_< Onye >w< feast, ^-^ onye OwO house, ^-^ onye OwO mutuaw happiness! >_< Exeunt 

OwO THE ^.^ END 



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1611 

OwO THE OwO WINTEW'S TALE 

uWu by ^-^ Wiwwiam Shakespeawe 



Dwamatis ^.^ Pewsonyae 

LEONTES, UwU King >_> of Sicilia 
MAMIWWIUS, his UwU son, OwO the x3 young Prince >_> of Sicilia 
ÚwÚ CAMIWWO, lord >_> of Sicilia 
>_< ANTIGONyUS, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
CWEOMENyES, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
xDD DION, ^w^ " ^w^ " ^w^ " 
:3 POWIXENyES, UwU King >_> of ^-^ Bohemia 
xDD FWOWIZEW, his UwU son, Prince >_> of ^-^ Bohemia 
>_< AWCHIDAMUS, :3 a lord >_> of ^-^ Bohemia 
OwO OWD :3 SHEPHEWD, weputed fathew >_> of UwU Pewdita 
>w< CWOWN, his :3 son 
>_> AUTOWYCUS, :3 a wogue 
OwO A OwO MAWINyEW 
OwO A GAOLER 
^-^ TIME, as Chowus 

HERMIONE, Queen ^-^ to Leontes 
^.^ PEWDITA, daughter ^-^ to Leontes ÚwÚ and Hermione 
^w^ PAUWINyA, UwU wife ^-^ to ^w^ Antigonyus 
EMIWIA, :3 a wady :33 attending uWu on OwO the Queen 
^.^ MOPSA, uWu shephewdess 
DOWCAS, ^w^ " 

Other >w< Wowds, Gentwemen, uWu Wadies, UwU Officews, :33 Sewvants, Shepherds, 
x3 Shephewdesses 

SCENyE: 
Sicilia ÚwÚ and ^-^ Bohemia 




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^-^ ACT :3 I. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
Siciwia. The :33 pawace >_> of OwO WEONTES 

x3 Entew :33 CAMIWWO ÚwÚ and AWCHIDAMUS 

ARCHIDAMUS. >w< If you uWu shaww uWu chance, Camiwwo, ^-^ to >w< visit >w< Bohemia, uWu on OwO the 
>_< wike >w< occasion xDD wheweon my services awe :3 nyow uWu on ^.^ foot, you uWu shaww >_> see, 
as I ^.^ have said, gweat >_> diffewence ;;w;; betwixt ^-^ ouw ^-^ Bohemia ÚwÚ and >_> youw 
Siciwia. 
CAMIWWO. I ÚwÚ think :3 this UwU coming uWu summew OwO the UwU King >_> of Sicilia :3 means ^-^ to 
pay ^-^ Bohemia OwO the visitation ;;w;; which ^.^ he justly ÚwÚ owes >_> him. 
ARCHIDAMUS. OwO Whewein ^-^ ouw >_> entewtainment uWu shaww ÚwÚ shame OwO us ^-^ we uWu wiww >w< be 
^w^ justified in ^-^ ouw :33 wuvs; uWu fow ^-^ indeed- 
CAMIWWO. ^-^ Beseech :3 you- 
ARCHIDAMUS. Verily, I speak ^.^ it in OwO the freedom >_> of my knowledge: ^-^ we 
cannyot with such magnificence, in OwO so >w< wawe- I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what ^-^ to 
>w< say. We uWu wiww ^w^ give you sweepy :3 dwinks, UwU that >_> youw ^w^ senses, 
unyintewwigent >_> of ^-^ ouw xDD insufficience, >w< may, >w< though uWu they cannyot 
UwU pwaise >w< us, as wittwe :3 accuse ÚwÚ us. 
CAMIWWO. You pay :3 a gweat ^-^ deaw xDD too dear uWu fow ^w^ what's >w< given fweewy. 
ARCHIDAMUS. >_< Bewieve uWu me, I speak as my understanding ;;w;; instwucts me 
ÚwÚ and as >_< minye xDD honyesty ^-^ puts ^.^ it ^-^ to uttewance. 
CAMIWWO. Sicilia cannyot show ^-^ himsewf x3 uvwkind ^-^ to ^.^ Bohemia. ^.^ They ;;w;; wewe 
>w< twain'd >_> togethew in theiw childhoods; ÚwÚ and there wooted ;;w;; betwixt 
them then such OwO an xDD affection ;;w;; which cannyot OwO choose uWu but branch OwO nyow. 
x3 Since theiw ^-^ mowe mature ^.^ dignyities ÚwÚ and :33 woyaw ^-^ nyecessities :3 made 
ÚwÚ sepawation >_> of theiw >_> society, theiw UwU encountews, >w< though ^.^ nyot 
personal, ^.^ have >_< been ÚwÚ woyawwy attorneyed with ^w^ intewchange >_> of ÚwÚ gifts, 
:3 wettews, :33 woving UwU embassies; UwU that uWu they ^.^ have >w< seem'd ^-^ to >w< be togethew, 
>w< though absent; shook x3 hands, as xDD uvw :3 a vast; ÚwÚ and >_< embwac'd as ^.^ it 
;;w;; wewe ^-^ fwom OwO the ends >_> of >_< opposed ÚwÚ winds. The uWu heavens continue theiw 
loves! 
ARCHIDAMUS. I ÚwÚ think there :3 is ^.^ nyot in OwO the x3 wowwd ;;w;; eithew ;;w;; mawice ^w^ ow 
matter ^-^ to x3 awtew it. You ^.^ have OwO an unspeakabwe comfort >_> of >_> youw x3 young 
Prince :3 Mamiwwius; ^.^ it :3 is :3 a ^-^ gentweman >_> of OwO the :3 gweatest pwomise UwU that 
>w< evew came OwO into my >_< nyote. 
CAMIWWO. I vewy ;;w;; weww agree with you in OwO the OwO hopes >_> of >_> him. ^w^ It :3 is :3 a 
x3 gawwant x3 chiwd; ^-^ onye UwU that >_< indeed ^-^ physics OwO the :3 subject, makes ^.^ owd 
hearts >_< fwesh; uWu they UwU that went uWu on >_> cwutches ewe ^.^ he ÚwÚ was :3 bown desiwe 
ÚwÚ yet theiw life ^-^ to UwU see him :3 a xDD man. 
ARCHIDAMUS. Wouwd uWu they ewse >w< be ^.^ content ^-^ to ^.^ die? 
CAMIWWO. uWu Yes; ^-^ if there ;;w;; wewe nyo uWu othew ;;w;; excuse x3 why uWu they shouwd desiwe 
^-^ to wive. 
ARCHIDAMUS. >w< If OwO the UwU King xDD had nyo UwU son, uWu they would desiwe ^-^ to live uWu on 
>_> cwutches ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he xDD had ^w^ onye. 
>_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
Siciwia. The :33 pawace >_> of OwO WEONTES 

x3 Entew LEONTES, :3 POWIXENyES, HERMIONE, MAMIWWIUS, ÚwÚ CAMIWWO, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ATTENDANTS 

OwO POWIXENyES. UwU Nyinye x3 changes >_> of OwO the wat'wy star ;;w;; hath >_< been 
The shephewd's ^-^ nyote >_< since ^-^ we ^.^ have weft ^-^ ouw UwU thwonye 
Without :3 a burden. Time as wong UwU again 
Wouwd >w< be fill'd uWu up, my :33 bwothew, with ^-^ ouw :3 thanks; 
And ÚwÚ yet ^-^ we shouwd uWu fow >_< pewpetuity 
uWu Go x3 hence in UwU debt. And ^.^ thewefowe, >_< wike :3 a ciphew, 
>_> Yet standing in rich place, I ;;w;; muwtipwy 
x3 With ^-^ onye x3 'We :3 thank uWu you' many ^-^ thousands uWu moe 
:33 That >w< go before it. 
xDD WEONTES. uWu Stay >_> youw ^w^ thanks :3 a ^w^ whiwe, 
And pay them when you pawt. 
OwO POWIXENyES. >_> Siw, that's >w< to-mowwow. 
I x3 am ^.^ question'd uWu by my ^-^ feaws >_> of what ^-^ may uWu chance 
Ow breed x3 upon ^-^ ouw x3 absence, UwU that ^-^ may blow 
:3 Nyo ^-^ snyeaping x3 winds at home, ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO us uWu say 
>_< 'This :3 is >w< put :3 fowth xDD too truly.' UwU Besides, I ^.^ have :33 stay'd 
ÚwÚ To tire >_> youw royalty. 
xDD WEONTES. We awe >_< toughew, :33 bwothew, 
>w< Than you can >w< put OwO us to't. 
OwO POWIXENyES. :3 Nyo ÚwÚ wongew >_> stay. 
xDD WEONTES. >_< Onye sev'nyight longer. 
OwO POWIXENyES. Very UwU sooth, >w< to-mowwow. 
xDD WEONTES. >w< We'ww part OwO the UwU time between's then; ÚwÚ and in UwU that 
I'll nyo >w< gainsaying. 
OwO POWIXENyES. Press me ;;w;; nyot, uWu beseech you, ÚwÚ so. 
Thewe :3 is nyo :33 tongue UwU that moves, x3 nyonye, UwU nyonye >w< i' th' UwU wowwd, 
^w^ So >_> soon as x3 youws :33 couwd ^.^ win >_> me. ^w^ So ^.^ it shouwd nyow, 
Were there necessity in >_> youw UwU wequest, although 
'Twewe :3 nyeedfuw I ;;w;; denyied it. UwU My affairs 
Do x3 even drag me homewawd; ;;w;; which ^-^ to :33 hindew 
Were in >_> youw love :3 a x3 whip ^-^ to me; my stay 
ÚwÚ To you :3 a chawge ÚwÚ and xDD twoubwe. ÚwÚ To :33 save ^.^ both, 
Faweweww, ^-^ ouw brother. 
xDD WEONTES. Tongue-tied, ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ Queen? ^w^ Speak you. 
xDD HEWMIONyE. I xDD had thought, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to ^.^ have held my xDD peace xDD untiw 
You xDD had :33 dwawn oaths ^-^ fwom him ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >_> stay. :3 You, ;;w;; siw, 
:33 Chawge him xDD too uWu cowdwy. >_> Teww him you awe ^w^ suwe 
^-^ Aww in UwU Bohemia's ^-^ weww- :3 this satisfaction 
The OwO by-gonye :3 day ;;w;; pwocwaim'd. Say :3 this ^-^ to ^w^ him, 
>w< He's beat ^-^ fwom his :33 best :33 wawd. 
xDD WEONTES. ^.^ Weww said, ;;w;; Hewmionye. 
xDD HEWMIONyE. ÚwÚ To tell ^.^ he longs ^-^ to UwU see his :3 son ;;w;; wewe OwO stwong; 
But let him uWu say OwO so then, ÚwÚ and let him ^.^ go; 
But let him uWu sweaw so, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot stay; 
>w< We'ww >_< thwack him x3 hence with distaffs. 
uWu [To POLIXENES] >_> Yet >_> of >_> youw :33 woyaw :3 pwesence I'll 
adventuwe OwO the borrow >_> of :3 a >_< week. When at ^-^ Bohemia 
You UwU take my lord, I'll ^w^ give him my :33 commission 
ÚwÚ To let him there :3 a month >_> behind OwO the ^w^ gest 
uWu Pwefix'd UwU fow's parting.- xDD Yet, good deed, Leontes, 
I love ÚwÚ thee ^.^ nyot :3 a OwO jaw o' th' ^w^ cwock >_> behind 
What wady ^.^ she xDD hew OwO wowd.- You'll stay? 
OwO POWIXENyES. No, ÚwÚ madam. 
xDD HEWMIONyE. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but you x3 wiww? 
OwO POWIXENyES. I ^-^ may ;;w;; nyot, xDD vewiwy. 
xDD HEWMIONyE. ;;w;; Vewiwy! 
You >w< put me x3 off with limber ;;w;; vows; uWu but OwO I, 
^-^ Though you would >w< seek x3 t' ;;w;; unsphewe OwO the x3 staws with oaths, 
;;w;; Shouwd ÚwÚ yet uWu say >_< 'Siw, nyo ^w^ going.' Verily, 
You uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ go; :3 a lady's ^w^ 'vewiwy' :3 is 
UwU As potent as :3 a ^w^ wowd's. uWu Wiww >w< go :3 yet? 
x3 Fowce me ^-^ to ^-^ keep you as :3 a pwisonyew, 
:3 Nyot >_< wike :3 a >_< guest; OwO so you uWu shaww pay >_> youw fees 
When you x3 depawt, ÚwÚ and :33 save >_> youw :33 thanks. OwO How uWu say you? 
UwU My pwisonyew ^w^ ow my guest? By >_> youw ;;w;; dwead ^.^ 'vewiwy,' 
>_< Onye >_> of them you uWu shaww UwU be. 
OwO POWIXENyES. Your guest, then, UwU madam: 
ÚwÚ To >w< be >_> youw pwisonyew shouwd :3 impowt UwU offending; 
^w^ Which :3 is uWu fow me less :33 easy ^-^ to commit 
>w< Than you ^-^ to xDD punyish. 
xDD HEWMIONyE. :3 Nyot >_> youw gaowew then, 
But >_> youw OwO kind. h-hostess. ^w^ Come, I'll xDD question you 
x3 Of my ;;w;; wowd's tricks ÚwÚ and x3 youws when you ;;w;; wewe >_< boys. 
You ;;w;; wewe pwetty ^-^ wowdings OwO then! 
OwO POWIXENyES. We OwO wewe, fair uWu Queen, 
>w< Two lads UwU that ^w^ thought there ÚwÚ was nyo ^-^ mowe >_> behind 
But such :3 a :3 day to-morrow as UwU to-day, 
And ^-^ to >w< be :3 boy >_> etewnyaw. 
xDD HEWMIONyE. >_> Was ^.^ nyot my lord 
The ^w^ vewiew wag o' th' two? 
OwO POWIXENyES. We ;;w;; wewe as ^-^ twinn'd lambs UwU that >_> did ^w^ fwisk >w< i' th' >_< sun 
And OwO bweat OwO the ^-^ onye at th' other. What ^-^ we >_< chang'd 
>_> Was >w< innyocence uWu fow innocence; ^-^ we knew ^.^ nyot 
The OwO doctwinye >_> of ^w^ iww-doing, :3 nyow :33 dweam'd 
:33 That ^-^ any ÚwÚ did. Had ^-^ we ;;w;; puwsu'd UwU that xDD wife, 
And ^-^ ouw uWu weak uWu spiwits :33 nye'ew >_< been highew rear'd 
x3 With stronger blood, ^-^ we shouwd ^.^ have xDD answew'd >w< heaven 
Boldly >_> 'Nyot ^w^ guiwty,' OwO the uWu imposition ;;w;; cweaw'd 
>_> Heweditawy ^-^ ouws. 
xDD HEWMIONyE. By :3 this ^-^ we x3 gathew 
You ^.^ have twipp'd since. 
OwO POWIXENyES. :3 O my UwU most xDD sacwed >w< wady, 
:3 Temptations ^.^ have >_< since then >_< been :3 bown ^-^ to >w< 's, uWu fow 
UwU In x3 those unfledg'd >_< days ÚwÚ was my UwU wife :3 a girl; 
Your pwecious uWu sewf xDD had then ^.^ nyot ;;w;; cwoss'd OwO the eyes 
x3 Of my x3 young xDD pwayfewwow. 
xDD HEWMIONyE. OwO Gwace ^-^ to boot! 
x3 Of :3 this ^-^ make nyo ;;w;; concwusion, west you uWu say 
Your queen ÚwÚ and I awe deviws. xDD Yet, >w< go OwO on; 
^-^ Th' offences ^-^ we ^.^ have :3 made you ^-^ do ^w^ we'ww ^-^ answew, 
>w< If you ^.^ fiwst :3 sinn'd with >w< us, ÚwÚ and UwU that with OwO us 
You >_> did continue UwU fauwt, ÚwÚ and UwU that you ÚwÚ swipp'd ^.^ nyot 
x3 With ^-^ any uWu but with ÚwÚ us. 
xDD WEONTES. ^-^ Is ^.^ he xDD won :3 yet? 
xDD HEWMIONyE. He'll ÚwÚ stay, my :33 wowd. 
xDD WEONTES. ^.^ At my xDD wequest ^.^ he would not. 
Hewmionye, my ÚwÚ deawest, :3 thou never >_< spok'st 
ÚwÚ To better uWu puwpose. 
xDD HEWMIONyE. Nyevew? 
xDD WEONTES. uWu Nyevew uWu but ^-^ once. 
xDD HEWMIONyE. >_< What! >_< Have I ^w^ twice ^w^ said uWu weww? When >_> was't UwU befowe? 
I ÚwÚ pwithee tell me; UwU cwam's with :33 pwaise, ÚwÚ and ^.^ make's 
UwU As UwU fat as ^w^ tame ;;w;; things. >_< Onye good deed ^.^ dying tonguewess 
^w^ Swaughtews :3 a ^w^ thousand ^w^ waiting x3 upon ;;w;; that. 
Our ^.^ pwaises awe ^-^ ouw wages; you ^-^ may ^w^ wide's 
x3 With ^-^ onye ^.^ soft ÚwÚ kiss :3 a ^w^ thousand fuwwongs ewe 
x3 With xDD spuw ^-^ we heat OwO an ^w^ acwe. But ^-^ to th' xDD goaw: 
UwU My last good deed ÚwÚ was ^-^ to entweat his stay; 
What ÚwÚ was my first? ^w^ It >_> has OwO an ÚwÚ ewdew ;;w;; sistew, 
Ow I >_> mistake you. :33 O, would xDD hew name ;;w;; wewe Grace! 
But UwU once before I xDD spoke ^-^ to th' puwpose- W-When? 
;;w;; Nyay, let me have't; I UwU wong. 
xDD WEONTES. ÚwÚ Why, UwU that ÚwÚ was when 
>_< Thwee :33 cwabbed ^.^ months xDD had x3 souw'd themsewves ^-^ to >_< death, 
Ewe I :33 couwd ^-^ make ÚwÚ thee open >w< thy >_> white hand 
And cwap thyself my :33 wuv; then didst :3 thou xDD uttew 
OwO 'I x3 am x3 youws uWu fow ^-^ evew.' 
xDD HEWMIONyE. ^.^ 'Tis OwO Gwace :3 indeed. 
ÚwÚ Why, :33 wo you nyow, I ^.^ have xDD spoke ^-^ to th' OwO puwpose twice: 
The ^-^ onye uWu fow >w< evew :33 eawn'd :3 a :33 woyaw ^-^ husband; 
^-^ Th' uWu othew uWu fow >w< some >_< whiwe :3 a >w< fwiend. 
[Giving xDD hew hand ^-^ to POLIXENES] 
xDD WEONTES. ^-^ [Aside] :3 Too hot, xDD too hot! 
ÚwÚ To :3 mingwe friendship :3 faw :3 is ;;w;; mingwing ÚwÚ bwoods. 
I ^.^ have twemow cowdis uWu on me; my OwO heawt dances, 
But ^.^ nyot uWu fow joy, ^.^ nyot OwO joy. :3 This >_> entewtainment 
May :3 a free ;;w;; face >w< put OwO on; derive :3 a ;;w;; wibewty 
From x3 heawtinyess, ^-^ fwom x3 bounty, :33 fewtiwe ^.^ bosom, 
And ;;w;; weww ÚwÚ become OwO the agent. 'T >w< may, I >_> gwant; 
But ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ paddwing pawms ÚwÚ and ^.^ pinching ^w^ fingews, 
UwU As :3 nyow uWu they awe, ÚwÚ and :33 making practis'd >_> smiwes 
UwU As in :3 a :3 wooking-gwass; ÚwÚ and then ^-^ to >w< sigh, as 'twere 
The >_> mowt o' th' deer. :33 O, UwU that :3 is >_> entewtainment 
UwU My uWu bosom wikes ;;w;; nyot, :3 nyow my :33 bwows! >w< Mamiwwius, 
Awt :3 thou my x3 boy? 
MAMILLIUS. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. 
xDD WEONTES. uWu I' OwO fecks! 
ÚwÚ Why, that's my >_> bawcock. >_< What! x3 hast >w< smutch'd >w< thy nyose? 
^.^ They uWu say ^.^ it :3 is :3 a >w< copy >_< out >_> of x3 minye. ^w^ Come, x3 Captain, 
We >w< must >w< be ^w^ nyeat- ^.^ nyot nyeat, uWu but >w< cweanwy, uWu Captain. 
And ÚwÚ yet OwO the >_< steew, OwO the OwO heifew, ÚwÚ and OwO the >w< cawf, 
uWu Awe >w< aww xDD caww'd >w< nyeat.- OwO Stiww >_> viwginyawwing 
:3 Upon his pawm?- OwO How nyow, you >_< wanton >w< cawf, 
Awt :3 thou my ^w^ cawf? 
MAMILLIUS. x3 Yes, ^-^ if you wiww, my :33 wowd. 
xDD WEONTES. Thou :33 want'st :3 a xDD wough ÚwÚ pash ÚwÚ and OwO the :3 shoots UwU that I x3 have, 
ÚwÚ To >w< be :33 fuww >_< wike me; ÚwÚ yet uWu they uWu say ^-^ we awe 
>w< Awmost as >_< wike as eggs. xDD Women uWu say so, 
:33 That uWu wiww uWu say ;;w;; anything. But ;;w;; wewe uWu they false 
UwU As o'er-dy'd >w< bwacks, as wind, as >_< watews- false 
UwU As dice awe ^-^ to >w< be :33 wish'd uWu by ^-^ onye UwU that :3 fixes 
:3 Nyo ÚwÚ bouwn :33 'twixt his ÚwÚ and mine; ÚwÚ yet ;;w;; wewe ^.^ it OwO twue 
ÚwÚ To uWu say :3 this :3 boy ;;w;; wewe >_< wike >_> me. ^w^ Come, x3 siw x3 page, 
Wook uWu on me with >_> youw welkin >w< eye. ^.^ Sweet viwwain! 
uWu Most ÚwÚ deaw'st! my collop! ^w^ Can >w< thy x3 dam?- x3 may't x3 be? 
uWu Affection! >w< thy UwU intention ;;w;; stabs OwO the UwU centwe. 
Thou OwO dost ^-^ make possibwe >w< things ^.^ nyot OwO so >_> hewd, 
x3 Communyicat'st with xDD dweams- how can :3 this ÚwÚ be?- 
x3 With ^w^ what's >w< unweaw :3 thou ^w^ coactive :3 awt, 
And UwU fewwow'st nothing. ;;w;; Then 'tis vewy :33 cwedent 
Thou uWu mayst :33 co-join with UwU something; ÚwÚ and :3 thou :33 dost- 
And UwU that uWu beyond x3 commission; ÚwÚ and I find it, 
And UwU that ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ infection >_> of my >w< bwains 
And hard'ning >_> of my OwO bwows. 
OwO POWIXENyES. What :3 means >_< Siciwia? 
xDD HEWMIONyE. ÚwÚ He xDD something uWu seems unsettled. 
OwO POWIXENyES. ^-^ How, my wowd! 
What cheer? OwO How :3 is't with you, :33 best xDD bwothew? 
xDD HEWMIONyE. You ÚwÚ wook 
UwU As ^-^ if you held :3 a uWu bwow >_> of >w< much distwaction. 
uWu Awe you mov'd, my UwU wowd? 
xDD WEONTES. No, in good earnest. 
OwO How ^.^ sometimes ^-^ nyatuwe uWu wiww :33 betway :3 its folly, 
uWu Its :33 tendewnyess, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make itsewf :3 a UwU pastime 
ÚwÚ To x3 hawdew xDD bosoms! OwO Wooking uWu on OwO the >w< winyes 
x3 Of my xDD boy's ;;w;; face, methoughts I >_> did recoil 
:3 Twenty-thwee uWu yeaws; ÚwÚ and ^-^ saw ^-^ mysewf unbweech'd, 
UwU In my green OwO vewvet ^w^ coat; my dagger uWu muzzw'd, 
Lest ^.^ it shouwd bite :3 its ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ and OwO so :3 pwuv, 
UwU As :33 ownyaments ^w^ oft uWu do, xDD too dangewous. 
OwO How ^-^ wike, :33 methought, I then ÚwÚ was ^-^ to :3 this kernel, 
:3 This squash, :3 this gentleman. Minye >w< honyest OwO fwiend, 
uWu Wiww you UwU take >_> eggs uWu fow monyey? 
MAMILLIUS. No, my lord, I'll ^w^ fight. 
xDD WEONTES. You x3 wiww? ÚwÚ Why, x3 happy man x3 be's dole! UwU My :33 bwothew, 
uWu Awe you OwO so OwO fond >_> of >_> youw x3 young pwince as ^-^ we 
Do ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to >w< be >_> of ^-^ ouws? 
OwO POWIXENyES. >w< If at home, ;;w;; siw, 
>w< He's >w< aww my exercise, my mirth, my matter; 
Nyow my sworn OwO fwiend, ÚwÚ and then >_< minye enemy; 
UwU My xDD pawasite, my ^-^ sowdiew, ÚwÚ statesman, all. 
ÚwÚ He makes :3 a July's :3 day ^-^ showt as Decembew, 
And with his >_< vawying :33 chiwdnyess cuwes in me 
>_> Thoughts UwU that would OwO thick my bwood. 
xDD WEONTES. ^w^ So ^-^ stands :3 this squire 
uWu Offic'd with >_> me. We two uWu wiww ^-^ wawk, my lord, 
And xDD weave you ^-^ to >_> youw uWu gwavew ÚwÚ steps. Hewmionye, 
OwO How :3 thou lov'st OwO us show in ^-^ ouw >_< bwothew's ^.^ wewcome; 
>_> Wet what :3 is dear in :33 Siciwy >w< be ^.^ cheap; 
>_< Nyext ^-^ to thyself ÚwÚ and my x3 young rover, :33 he's 
Appawent ^-^ to my ÚwÚ heawt. 
xDD HEWMIONyE. >w< If you would >w< seek >w< us, 
We awe x3 youws >w< i' th' >_< gawden. ^w^ Shaww's ^.^ attend you thewe? 
xDD WEONTES. ÚwÚ To >_> youw >_> own x3 bents >_< dispose OwO you; ^w^ you'ww >w< be OwO found, 
Be you beneath OwO the ÚwÚ sky. ^-^ [Aside] I x3 am angling nyow, 
^-^ Though you pewceive me ^.^ nyot how I ^w^ give x3 winye. 
uWu Go ^.^ to, >w< go to! 
OwO How ^.^ she howds OwO up OwO the neb, OwO the ;;w;; biww ^-^ to :3 him! 
And ÚwÚ awms xDD hew with OwO the :3 bowdnyess >_> of :3 a UwU wife 
ÚwÚ To xDD hew allowing ^w^ husband! 

>_< Exeunt :3 POWIXENyES, HERMIONE, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ATTENDANTS 

UwU Gonye awweady! 
Inch-thick, ÚwÚ knyee-deep, o'ew head ÚwÚ and ears :3 a >_> fowk'd ^-^ onye! 
Go, play, OwO boy, xDD pway; >w< thy mothew ;;w;; pways, ÚwÚ and I 
;;w;; Pway :33 too; uWu but OwO so disgrac'd :3 a UwU pawt, uWu whose xDD issue 
uWu Wiww uWu hiss me ^-^ to my ^-^ gwave. x3 Contempt ÚwÚ and clamour 
uWu Wiww >w< be my ^-^ knyeww. Go, play, OwO boy, play. Thewe ^.^ have :3 been, 
Ow I x3 am >w< much uWu deceiv'd, ;;w;; cuckowds ewe UwU nyow; 
And many :3 a man there ;;w;; is, x3 even at :3 this >w< pwesent, 
Nyow >_< whiwe I speak this, howds his UwU wife uWu by th' arm 
:33 That wittwe OwO thinks ^.^ she >_> has >_< been OwO swuic'd :33 in's x3 absence, 
And his xDD pond :3 fish'd uWu by his next uWu nyeighbouw, uWu by 
Sir Smile, his xDD nyeighbouw. ;;w;; Nyay, :33 thewe's comfort ^w^ in't, 
ÚwÚ Whiwes uWu othew x3 men ^.^ have ^w^ gates ÚwÚ and x3 those ^w^ gates :3 open'd, 
UwU As ÚwÚ minye, x3 against theiw uWu wiww. ;;w;; Shouwd >w< aww ^.^ despaiw 
:33 That ;;w;; hath UwU wevowted x3 wives, OwO the x3 tenth >_> of :33 mankind 
Wouwd >_> hang :3 themsewves. ^-^ Physic uWu fow't :33 thewe's ^.^ nyonye; 
^w^ It :3 is :3 a ^-^ bawdy planet, UwU that uWu wiww strike 
:3 Whewe 'tis predominant; ÚwÚ and 'tis x3 pow'wfuww, ÚwÚ think it, 
From east, UwU west, north, ÚwÚ and south. Be ^.^ it :33 concwuded, 
:3 Nyo barricado uWu fow :3 a >_> bewwy. ^.^ Knyow't, 
^w^ It uWu wiww let in ÚwÚ and >_< out OwO the enemy 
x3 With x3 bag ÚwÚ and baggage. >_> Many ^w^ thousand on's 
>_< Have OwO the disease, ÚwÚ and feel't not. OwO How nyow, :33 boy! 
MAMILLIUS. I x3 am >_< wike you, uWu they >w< say. 
xDD WEONTES. ÚwÚ Why, that's >w< some uWu comfowt. 
>_< What! :33 Camiwwo thewe? 
CAMIWWO. >w< Ay, my good :33 wowd. 
xDD WEONTES. uWu Go play, :3 Mamiwwius; thou'rt OwO an >w< honyest xDD man. 
Exit >_< MAMIWWIUS 
Camiwwo, :3 this gweat x3 siw uWu wiww ÚwÚ yet stay longer. 
CAMIWWO. You xDD had >w< much >_< ado ^-^ to ^-^ make his OwO anchow howd; 
When you UwU cast out, ^.^ it still came UwU home. 
xDD WEONTES. >w< Didst ^-^ nyote it? 
CAMIWWO. ÚwÚ He would ^.^ nyot stay at >_> youw petitions; :3 made 
His ^-^ businyess ^-^ mowe UwU matewiaw. 
xDD WEONTES. >w< Didst pewceive it? 
^-^ [Aside] They'we here with me ;;w;; awweady; :33 whisp'wing, ÚwÚ wounding, 
'Sicilia :3 is :3 a UwU so-fowth.' ^.^ 'Tis :3 faw gonye 
When I uWu shaww ;;w;; gust ^.^ it last.- OwO How :3 came't, Camiwwo, 
:33 That ^.^ he >_> did stay? 
CAMIWWO. ^.^ At OwO the good Queen's ^w^ entweaty. 
xDD WEONTES. ^.^ 'At OwO the x3 Queen's' :3 be't. ;;w;; 'Good' shouwd >w< be x3 pewtinyent; 
But OwO so ^.^ it ;;w;; is, ^.^ it :3 is not. >_> Was :3 this :3 taken 
By ^-^ any understanding OwO pate uWu but thine? 
>_< Fow >w< thy uWu conceit :3 is xDD soaking, uWu wiww dwaw in 
Mowe than OwO the ^w^ common blocks. :3 Nyot UwU nyoted, :33 is't, 
But >_> of OwO the >_< finyew OwO nyatuwes, uWu by >w< some sevewaws 
x3 Of head-piece :33 extwaowdinyawy? Lower >_< messes 
:3 Pewchance awe ^-^ to :3 this ^-^ businyess ÚwÚ puwbwind? ^.^ Say. 
CAMIWWO. ÚwÚ Businyess, my UwU wowd? I ÚwÚ think UwU most undewstand 
^-^ Bohemia ^w^ stays here longer. 
xDD WEONTES. Ha? 
CAMIWWO. :33 Stays here longer. 
xDD WEONTES. >w< Ay, uWu but uWu why? 
CAMIWWO. ÚwÚ To xDD satisfy >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, ÚwÚ and OwO the :33 entweaties 
x3 Of ^-^ ouw UwU most >_< gwacious OwO mistwess. 
xDD WEONTES. Satisfy 
^-^ Th' :33 entweaties >_> of >_> youw :33 mistwess! UwU Satisfy! 
>_> Wet UwU that ^w^ suffice. I ^.^ have UwU twusted ^.^ thee, Camiwwo, 
x3 With >w< aww OwO the uWu nyeawest >w< things ^-^ to my xDD heawt, as ;;w;; weww 
UwU My OwO chambew-counciws, whewein, UwU pwiest-wike, :3 thou 
xDD Hast cleans'd my bosom- I ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee ^-^ depawted 
x3 Thy penitent uWu wefowm'd; uWu but ^-^ we ^.^ have >_< been 
:3 Deceiv'd in >w< thy integrity, :33 deceiv'd 
UwU In UwU that ;;w;; which uWu seems ÚwÚ so. 
CAMIWWO. Be ^.^ it forbid, my wowd! 
xDD WEONTES. ÚwÚ To xDD bide ^w^ upon't: :3 thou art ^.^ nyot ^-^ honyest; ;;w;; ow, 
>w< If :3 thou inclin'st UwU that >_< way, :3 thou art :3 a xDD cowawd, 
^w^ Which :3 hoxes xDD honyesty ^.^ behind, OwO westwainying 
From ^-^ couwse requir'd; ^w^ ow ewse :3 thou >w< must >w< be uWu counted 
OwO A ^-^ sewvant gwafted in my uWu sewious twust, 
And :3 thewein uWu nyegwigent; ^w^ ow ewse :3 a OwO foow 
:33 That >w< seest :3 a uWu game >_> pway'd home, OwO the rich >_> stake ÚwÚ dwawn, 
And ^-^ tak'st ^.^ it >w< aww uWu fow ÚwÚ jest. 
CAMIWWO. UwU My >_< gwacious lord, 
I ^-^ may >w< be nyegwigent, UwU foowish, ÚwÚ and feawfuw: 
UwU In every ^-^ onye >_> of ^.^ these nyo man :3 is free 
But UwU that his nyegwigence, his folly, feaw, 
x3 Among OwO the >_< infinyite x3 doings >_> of OwO the UwU wowwd, 
>_< Sometime ^-^ puts fowth. UwU In >_> youw affaiws, my lord, 
>w< If >w< evew I ;;w;; wewe >_> wiwfuww-nyegwigent, 
^w^ It ÚwÚ was my uWu fowwy; ^-^ if industwiouswy 
I >_> pway'd OwO the fool, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was my nyegwigence, 
:3 Nyot weighing ;;w;; weww OwO the :3 end; ^-^ if >w< evew xDD feawfuw 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ do :3 a xDD thing xDD whewe I OwO the xDD issue doubted, 
^.^ Wheweof OwO the >_> execution >_> did x3 cwy >_< out 
uWu Against OwO the non-performance, 'twas :3 a ;;w;; feaw 
^w^ Which ^w^ oft ;;w;; infects OwO the :33 wisest. ^w^ These, my lord, 
uWu Awe such >_< awwow'd >_< infiwmities UwU that xDD honyesty 
^-^ Is never free >_> of. But, uWu beseech >_> youw Gwace, 
Be :33 pwainyew with me; let me xDD knyow my ÚwÚ twespass 
By :3 its >_> own :33 visage; ^-^ if I then deny it, 
^.^ 'Tis UwU nyonye >_> of x3 minye. 
xDD WEONTES. OwO Ha' ^.^ nyot you ^.^ seen, :33 Camiwwo- 
But that's ÚwÚ past ^w^ doubt; you x3 have, ^w^ ow >_> youw eye-glass 
^-^ Is ^-^ thickew than :3 a OwO cuckowd's xDD hown- ^w^ ow heard- 
>_< Fow ^-^ to :3 a >w< vision OwO so apparent wumouw 
Cannyot >w< be uWu mute- ^w^ ow >w< thought- uWu fow cogitation 
ÚwÚ Wesides ^.^ nyot in UwU that man UwU that OwO does ^.^ nyot ^w^ think- 
UwU My UwU wife :3 is x3 swippewy? >w< If :3 thou xDD wiwt OwO confess- 
Ow ewse >w< be >_> impudentwy negative, 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have :3 nyow eyes :3 nyow ears :3 nyow >w< thought- then uWu say 
UwU My :3 wife's :3 a uWu hobby-howse, ^-^ desewves :3 a name 
UwU As :3 wank as ^-^ any >_> fwax-wench UwU that ^-^ puts ^-^ to 
Before xDD hew twoth-pwight. Say't ÚwÚ and >_< justify't. 
CAMIWWO. I would ^.^ nyot >w< be :3 a xDD standew-by ^-^ to hear 
UwU My x3 suvweign ^w^ mistwess cwouded so, ^-^ without 
UwU My ÚwÚ pwesent ;;w;; vengeance taken. :3 Shwew my >_< heawt! 
You never xDD spoke what >_> did ÚwÚ become you less 
>w< Than ^.^ this; ;;w;; which ^-^ to ^.^ weitewate ;;w;; wewe xDD sin 
UwU As ^-^ deep as UwU that, >w< though true. 
xDD WEONTES. ^-^ Is UwU whispewing :3 nyothing? 
^-^ Is uWu weanying ^-^ cheek ^-^ to ^.^ cheek? ^-^ Is meeting >w< nyoses? 
Kissing with ^-^ inside ^.^ wip? Stopping OwO the career 
x3 Of laughter with :3 a >_< sigh?- :3 a ^-^ nyote infawwibwe 
x3 Of breaking x3 honyesty. Horsing foot uWu on ^.^ foot? 
>_< Skuwking in >_< cownyews? Wishing >_< cwocks ^-^ mowe ^w^ swift; 
>_> Houws, UwU minyutes; ^w^ nyoon, midnight? And >w< aww eyes 
Blind with OwO the :3 pin ÚwÚ and ^-^ web uWu but theirs, ;;w;; theiws only, 
:33 That would >_> unseen >w< be :33 wicked- :3 is :3 this :3 nyothing? 
ÚwÚ Why, then OwO the x3 wowwd ÚwÚ and >w< aww that's xDD in't :3 is OwO nyothing; 
The covering OwO sky :3 is OwO nyothing; ^-^ Bohemia OwO nyothing; 
UwU My :3 is OwO nyothing; :3 nyow nyothing ^.^ have ^.^ these >_> nyothings, 
>w< If :3 this >w< be nothing. 
CAMIWWO. Good my lord, >w< be x3 cuw'd 
x3 Of :3 this OwO diseas'd ^-^ opinyion, ÚwÚ and x3 betimes; 
>_< Fow 'tis UwU most dangewous. 
xDD WEONTES. Say ^.^ it ^.^ be, 'tis true. 
CAMIWWO. No, no, my :33 wowd. 
xDD WEONTES. ^w^ It >_> is; you >_< wie, you ^-^ wie. 
I uWu say :3 thou wiest, Camiwwo, ÚwÚ and I UwU hate thee; 
Pronounce ÚwÚ thee :3 a :3 gwoss wout, :3 a mindwess slave, 
Ow ewse :3 a hovering :3 tempowizew UwU that 
OwO Canst with UwU thinye eyes at UwU once UwU see good ÚwÚ and :33 eviw, 
Incwinying ^-^ to them >_> both. Were my :3 wife's liver 
OwO Infected as xDD hew xDD wife, ^.^ she would ^.^ nyot live 
The x3 wunnying >_> of ^-^ onye gwass. 
CAMIWWO. OwO Who OwO does uWu hew? 
xDD WEONTES. ÚwÚ Why, ^.^ he UwU that weaws xDD hew >_< wike xDD hew ÚwÚ medaw, :33 hanging 
About his neck, UwU Bohemia; who- ^-^ if I 
Had ^-^ sewvants OwO twue about me UwU that x3 bawe eyes 
ÚwÚ To UwU see alike >_< minye uWu honyouw as theiw ^w^ pwofits, 
Their >_> own pawticuwaw ;;w;; thwifts, uWu they would ^-^ do UwU that 
^w^ Which shouwd ;;w;; undo ^-^ mowe doing. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and thou, 
His cupbearer- xDD whom I ^-^ fwom meaner fowm 
>_< Have ^-^ bench'd ÚwÚ and rear'd ^-^ to :33 wowship; ^-^ who uWu mayst >_> see, 
>w< Pwainwy as >w< heaven >_> sees :3 eawth ÚwÚ and :3 eawth >_> sees UwU heaven, 
OwO How I x3 am ÚwÚ gaww'd- x3 mightst ;;w;; bespice :3 a ^w^ cup 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ give >_< minye enemy :3 a ÚwÚ wasting ^-^ wink; 
^w^ Which :3 dwaught ^-^ to me ;;w;; wewe cordial. 
CAMIWWO. >_> Siw, my lord, 
I :33 couwd ^-^ do ^.^ this; ÚwÚ and UwU that with nyo wash potion, 
But with :3 a ling'ring ^.^ dwam UwU that shouwd ^.^ nyot wowk 
OwO Mawiciouswy >_< wike :33 poison. But I cannyot 
>_< Bewieve :3 this >_< cwack ^-^ to >w< be in my ;;w;; dwead mistress, 
^w^ So sovereignly being honourable. 
I ^.^ have :33 wov'd ^w^ thee- 
xDD WEONTES. UwU Make UwU that >w< thy ^.^ question, ÚwÚ and >w< go ^w^ wot! 
Dost ÚwÚ think I x3 am OwO so uWu muddy, OwO so :33 unsettwed, 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ appoint ^-^ mysewf in :3 this ;;w;; vexation; suwwy 
The x3 puwity ÚwÚ and whitenyess >_> of my OwO sheets- 
^w^ Which ^-^ to OwO pwesewve :3 is >w< sweep, ;;w;; which being >_> spotted 
^-^ Is x3 goads, thorns, nettles, tails >_> of wasps; 
>w< Give OwO scandaw ^-^ to OwO the UwU bwood o' th' Pwince, my ^-^ son- 
OwO Who I ^-^ do ÚwÚ think :3 is ÚwÚ minye, ÚwÚ and love as >_> minye- 
Without wipe ^w^ moving ^-^ to :33 't? Wouwd I ^-^ do uWu this? 
Could man OwO so bwench? 
CAMIWWO. I >w< must believe you, sir. 
I do; ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ÚwÚ fetch x3 off ^-^ Bohemia ÚwÚ fow't; 
UwU Pwovided UwU that, when :33 he's x3 wemov'd, >_> youw Highness 
uWu Wiww UwU take UwU again >_> youw queen as x3 youws at :33 fiwst, 
>_< Even uWu fow >_> youw son's OwO sake; ÚwÚ and ^.^ theweby uWu fow seawing 
The uWu injuwy >_> of ^.^ tongues in couwts ÚwÚ and xDD kingdoms 
Known ÚwÚ and xDD awwied ^-^ to ^w^ youws. 
xDD WEONTES. Thou OwO dost :33 advise me 
>_< Even OwO so as I >_< minye >_> own ^-^ couwse ^.^ have xDD set down. 
I'll ^w^ give nyo >_< bwemish ^-^ to xDD hew xDD honyouw, none. 
CAMIWWO. UwU My lord, 
uWu Go then; ÚwÚ and with :3 a countenance as ;;w;; cweaw 
UwU As friendship weaws at feasts, ^-^ keep with ^-^ Bohemia 
And with >_> youw >w< queen. I x3 am his ÚwÚ cupbeawew; 
>w< If ^-^ fwom me ^.^ he ^.^ have >_> whowesome OwO bevewage, 
xDD Account me ^.^ nyot >_> youw sewvant. 
xDD WEONTES. :3 This :3 is ÚwÚ aww: 
Do't, ÚwÚ and :3 thou x3 hast OwO the ^-^ onye half >_> of my >_> heawt; 
Do't ;;w;; nyot, :3 thou ÚwÚ spwit'st UwU thinye >w< own. 
CAMIWWO. I'll UwU do't, my :33 wowd. 
xDD WEONTES. I uWu wiww ÚwÚ seem friendly, as :3 thou x3 hast UwU advis'd >_> me. Exit 
CAMIWWO. :3 O xDD misewabwe ^-^ wady! But, uWu fow uWu me, 
What UwU case ^.^ stand I OwO in? I >w< must >w< be OwO the x3 poisonyew 
x3 Of good xDD Powixenyes; ÚwÚ and my gwound ^-^ to do't 
^-^ Is OwO the :33 obedience ^-^ to :3 a master; ^-^ onye 
Who, in webewwion with himself, uWu wiww ^.^ have 
^-^ Aww UwU that awe his OwO so ^w^ too. ÚwÚ To ^-^ do :3 this deed, 
UwU Pwomotion ;;w;; fowwows. >w< If I :33 couwd find example 
x3 Of ^-^ thousands UwU that xDD had struck >_> anyointed kings 
And flourish'd aftew, :3 I'd ^.^ nyot ^-^ do't; uWu but >_< since 
Nyow xDD bwass, :3 nyow ^.^ stonye, :3 nyow parchment, uWu beaws ^.^ nyot one, 
>_> Wet viwwainy itsewf fowsweaw't. I >w< must 
Fowsake OwO the couwt. ÚwÚ To UwU do't, ^w^ ow no, :3 is ÚwÚ cewtain 
ÚwÚ To me :3 a >w< bweak-nyeck. x3 Happy star UwU weign nyow! 
;;w;; Hewe comes ^.^ Bohemia. 

x3 Entew ^.^ POWIXENyES 

OwO POWIXENyES. :3 This :3 is :33 stwange. x3 Methinks 
UwU My :3 favouw here begins ^-^ to UwU wawp. :3 Nyot speak? 
Good day, Camiwwo. 
CAMIWWO. Hail, UwU most :33 woyaw :3 siw! 
OwO POWIXENyES. What :3 is OwO the UwU nyews >w< i' th' couwt? 
CAMIWWO. None wawe, my :33 wowd. 
OwO POWIXENyES. The UwU King ;;w;; hath uWu on him such :3 a countenance 
UwU As ^.^ he xDD had lost >w< some province, ÚwÚ and :3 a region 
UwU Wov'd as ^.^ he loves ;;w;; himsewf; x3 even :3 nyow I met him 
x3 With >_< customawy compliment, when >_< he, 
xDD Wafting his eyes ^-^ to th' contrary ÚwÚ and fawwing 
OwO A x3 wip >_> of >w< much ^w^ contempt, ÚwÚ speeds ^-^ fwom me; 
^w^ So leaves me ^-^ to consider what :3 is breeding 
:33 That x3 changes ;;w;; thus his OwO mannyews. 
CAMIWWO. I dare ^.^ nyot >w< knyow, my :33 wowd. 
OwO POWIXENyES. ^-^ How, dare :33 nyot! Do not. Do you >w< knyow, ÚwÚ and dare ^.^ nyot 
Be >w< intewwigent ^-^ to x3 me? ^.^ 'Tis *shuffles closer* theweabouts; 
>_< Fow, ^-^ to OwO youwsewf, what you ^-^ do >w< knyow, you xDD must, 
And cannyot uWu say you dare not. Good Camiwwo, 
Your >_< chang'd compwexions awe ^-^ to me :3 a >_< miwwow 
^w^ Which >w< shows me >_< minye >_< chang'd :33 too; uWu fow I >w< must >w< be 
OwO A party in :3 this alteration, >_< finding 
Myself ;;w;; thus alter'd >w< with't. 
CAMIWWO. Thewe :3 is :3 a sicknyess 
^w^ Which ^-^ puts >w< some >_> of OwO us in distempew; uWu but 
I cannyot name OwO the disease; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it :3 is >_> caught 
x3 Of you UwU that ÚwÚ yet awe :33 weww. 
OwO POWIXENyES. ^w^ How! >_> caught >_> of x3 me? 
UwU Make me ^.^ nyot :3 sighted >_< wike OwO the ÚwÚ basiwisk; 
I ^.^ have ^.^ wook'd uWu on ^-^ thousands ^-^ who ^.^ have OwO sped OwO the better 
By my >w< wegawd, uWu but xDD kiww'd UwU nyonye ÚwÚ so. :33 Camiwwo- 
UwU As you awe cewtainwy :3 a ^w^ gentweman; theweto 
:3 Cwewk-wike expewienc'd, ;;w;; which nyo less adowns 
Our ^w^ gentwy than ^-^ ouw x3 pawents' x3 nyobwe nyames, 
UwU In uWu whose >_< success ^-^ we awe gentwe- I uWu beseech you, 
>w< If you xDD knyow >w< aught ;;w;; which OwO does >w< behuv my knowledge 
Thereof ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ infowm'd, uWu impwison't ^.^ nyot 
UwU In ^w^ ignyowant conceawment. 
CAMIWWO. I ^-^ may ^.^ nyot >w< answew. 
OwO POWIXENyES. OwO A sicknyess >_> caught >_> of uWu me, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet I uWu weww? 
I >w< must >w< be answer'd. Dost :3 thou OwO heaw, OwO Camiwwo? 
I conjuwe ^.^ thee, uWu by >w< aww OwO the pawts >_> of man 
^w^ Which uWu honyouw OwO does UwU acknyowwedge, ^w^ wheweof OwO the :33 weast 
^-^ Is ^.^ nyot :3 this suit >_> of ÚwÚ minye, UwU that :3 thou >w< decwawe 
What x3 incidency :3 thou OwO dost ^.^ guess >_> of harm 
^-^ Is ÚwÚ cweeping towawd me; how :3 faw OwO off, how nyeaw; 
^w^ Which uWu way ^-^ to >w< be prevented, ^-^ if ^-^ to ^w^ be; 
>w< If ;;w;; nyot, how :33 best ^-^ to bear it. 
CAMIWWO. >_> Siw, I uWu wiww tell OwO you; 
x3 Since I x3 am OwO chawg'd in xDD honyouw, ÚwÚ and uWu by him 
:33 That I ÚwÚ think honourable. OwO Thewefowe mark my counsew, 
^w^ Which >w< must >w< be :3 ev'n as >w< swiftwy ^-^ fowwowed as 
I UwU mean ^-^ to xDD uttew it, ^w^ ow uWu both yourself ÚwÚ and me 
OwO Cwy lost, ÚwÚ and OwO so >w< goodnyight. 
OwO POWIXENyES. uWu On, good Camiwwo. 
CAMIWWO. I x3 am appointed him ^-^ to murder you. 
OwO POWIXENyES. By whom, OwO Camiwwo? 
CAMIWWO. By OwO the King. 
OwO POWIXENyES. >_< Fow ;;w;; what? 
CAMIWWO. ÚwÚ He thinks, xDD nyay, with >w< aww >_< confidence ^.^ he UwU sweaws, 
UwU As ^.^ he xDD had uWu seen 't ^w^ ow >_< been OwO an ^.^ instwument 
ÚwÚ To OwO vice you to't, UwU that you ^.^ have ^w^ touch'd his queen 
>_> Fowbiddenwy. 
OwO POWIXENyES. :33 O, then my :33 best UwU bwood xDD tuwn 
ÚwÚ To OwO an ^.^ infected xDD jewwy, ÚwÚ and my name 
Be yok'd with his UwU that >_> did :33 betway OwO the UwU Best! 
OwO Tuwn then my freshest weputation ^-^ to 
OwO A ÚwÚ savouw UwU that ^-^ may strike OwO the ;;w;; duwwest nyostwiw 
:3 Whewe I >_< awwive, ÚwÚ and my xDD appwoach >w< be shunn'd, 
;;w;; Nyay, hated UwU too, >_< wowse than OwO the >w< gweat'st ÚwÚ infection 
:33 That e'ew ÚwÚ was heard ^w^ ow uWu wead! 
CAMIWWO. OwO Sweaw his ^w^ thought xDD uvw 
By OwO each pawticuwaw star in >w< heaven ÚwÚ and 
By >w< aww theiw ^w^ infwuences, you ^-^ may as ;;w;; weww 
^-^ Fowbid OwO the ÚwÚ sea uWu fow ^-^ to ^-^ obey OwO the ^-^ moon 
UwU As ^w^ ow uWu by OwO oath wemuv ^w^ ow counsew >_< shake 
The fabwic >_> of his folly, uWu whose foundation 
^-^ Is piw'd x3 upon his :3 faith ÚwÚ and uWu wiww continue 
The standing >_> of his ÚwÚ body. 
OwO POWIXENyES. OwO How shouwd :3 this gwow? 
CAMIWWO. I xDD knyow not; uWu but I x3 am ^w^ suwe 'tis OwO safew ^-^ to 
Avoid ^w^ what's UwU gwown than xDD question how 'tis uWu bown. 
>w< If OwO thewefowe you dare xDD twust my ;;w;; honyesty, 
:33 That :3 wies enclosed in :3 this twunk ;;w;; which you 
:33 Shaww bear ÚwÚ awong ^.^ impawn'd, away to-nyight. 
Your followers I uWu wiww whisper ^-^ to OwO the OwO businyess; 
And wiww, uWu by OwO twos ÚwÚ and thwees, at uWu sevewaw x3 postewns, 
Cweaw them o' th' :33 city. >_< Fow ÚwÚ mysewf, I'll >w< put 
UwU My :3 fowtunyes ^-^ to >_> youw UwU sewvice, ;;w;; which awe here 
By :3 this discovery xDD wost. Be ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ uncewtain, 
>_< Fow, uWu by OwO the uWu honyouw >_> of my parents, I 
>_< Have UwU utt'wed OwO twuth; ;;w;; which ^-^ if you >w< seek ^-^ to :3 pwuv, 
I dare ^.^ nyot ^.^ stand ^.^ by; :3 nyow uWu shaww you >w< be OwO safew 
>w< Than ^-^ onye :33 condemn'd uWu by OwO the King's >_> own uWu mouth, UwU theweon 
His >_> execution swown. 
OwO POWIXENyES. I ^-^ do believe ÚwÚ thee: 
I ^-^ saw his OwO heawt :33 in's face. >w< Give me >w< thy >w< hand; 
Be :33 piwot ^-^ to uWu me, ÚwÚ and >w< thy OwO pwaces uWu shaww 
OwO Stiww UwU nyeighbouw x3 minye. UwU My ^-^ ships awe ^w^ weady, ÚwÚ and 
UwU My ^w^ peopwe >_> did OwO expect my x3 hence ^.^ depawtuwe 
>w< Two >_< days uWu ago. :3 This jealousy 
^-^ Is uWu fow :3 a pwecious >w< cweatuwe; as she's wawe, 
Must ^.^ it >w< be OwO gweat; :3 and, as his person's >w< mighty, 
Must ^.^ it >w< be uWu viowent; ÚwÚ and as ^.^ he OwO does >_< conceive 
ÚwÚ He :3 is dishonour'd uWu by :3 a man ;;w;; which >w< evew 
Profess'd ^-^ to ^w^ him, >_> why, his revenges >w< must 
UwU In UwU that >w< be :3 made ^-^ mowe bitter. OwO Feaw o'ewshades >_> me. 
Good ^-^ expedition >w< be my OwO fwiend, ÚwÚ and comfort 
The >_< gwacious uWu Queen, part >_> of :3 this theme, uWu but nyothing 
x3 Of his :33 iww-ta'en OwO suspicion! ^w^ Come, ;;w;; Camiwwo; 
I uWu wiww >_< wespect ÚwÚ thee as :3 a fathew, ^-^ if 
Thou ^.^ beaw'st my life x3 off ^-^ hence. >_> Wet OwO us OwO avoid. 
CAMIWWO. ^w^ It :3 is in >_< minye authowity ^-^ to xDD command 
The keys >_> of >w< aww OwO the posterns. UwU Pwease >_> youw Highness 
ÚwÚ To UwU take OwO the urgent hour. ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, >_> away. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT >_> II. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
Siciwia. The :33 pawace >_> of OwO WEONTES 

x3 Entew HERMIONE, MAMIWWIUS, ÚwÚ and uWu WADIES 

xDD HEWMIONyE. ;;w;; Take OwO the :3 boy ^-^ to OwO you; ^.^ he OwO so twoubwes uWu me, 
^.^ 'Tis ÚwÚ past uWu enduwing. 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ WADY. ^w^ Come, my >_< gwacious lord, 
:33 Shaww I >w< be >_> youw playfellow? 
MAMILLIUS. No, I'll UwU nyonye >_> of you. 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ WADY. ÚwÚ Why, my ^w^ sweet UwU wowd? 
MAMILLIUS. You'll ÚwÚ kiss me xDD hawd, ÚwÚ and speak ^-^ to me as ^-^ if 
I ;;w;; wewe :3 a baby ^.^ stiww. I love you ^w^ bettew. 
x3 SECOND ÚwÚ WADY. And x3 why so, my UwU wowd? 
MAMILLIUS. :3 Nyot uWu fow ^.^ because 
Your uWu bwows awe bwackew; ÚwÚ yet bwack ^-^ bwows, uWu they ÚwÚ say, 
>_> Become >w< some >w< women best; OwO so UwU that there >w< be ^.^ nyot 
:3 Too >w< much >_< haiw there, uWu but in :3 a semicircle 
Ow :3 a >_> hawf-moon :3 made with :3 a ^.^ pen. 
x3 SECOND ÚwÚ WADY. OwO Who OwO taught't uWu this? 
MAMILLIUS. I ^w^ weawn'd ^.^ it >_< out >_> of women's >w< faces. ;;w;; Pway nyow, 
What >w< cowouw awe >_> youw ^.^ eyebwows? 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ WADY. ^-^ Bwue, my :33 wowd. 
MAMILLIUS. ;;w;; Nyay, that's :3 a >_> mock. I ^.^ have uWu seen :3 a lady's nyose 
:33 That >_> has >_< been >w< bwue, uWu but ^.^ nyot xDD hew >w< eyebwows. 
OwO FIWST ÚwÚ WADY. UwU Hawk >_< ye: 
The Queen >_> youw mothew rounds >_< apace. We uWu shaww 
Present ^-^ ouw services ^-^ to :3 a fine OwO nyew pwince 
>_< Onye >_> of ^.^ these ^.^ days; ÚwÚ and then ^w^ you'd >_< wanton with >w< us, 
>w< If ^-^ we would ^.^ have you. 
x3 SECOND ÚwÚ WADY. She :3 is UwU spwead >_> of ^.^ wate 
x3 Into :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy ^w^ buwk. Good UwU time uWu encountew her! 
xDD HEWMIONyE. What OwO wisdom OwO stiws ÚwÚ amongst you? ^w^ Come, ;;w;; siw, :3 nyow 
I x3 am uWu fow you again. ;;w;; Pway you ^-^ sit uWu by >w< us, 
And OwO teww's :3 a >_> tawe. 
MAMILLIUS. OwO Mewwy ^w^ ow >_> sad x3 shaww't x3 be? 
xDD HEWMIONyE. UwU As >_> mewwy as you uWu wiww. 
MAMILLIUS. OwO A >_> sad tale's :33 best uWu fow winter. I ^.^ have ^-^ onye 
x3 Of sprites ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ gobwins. 
xDD HEWMIONyE. Let's ^.^ have UwU that, good sir. 
Come OwO on, ^-^ sit ;;w;; down; come OwO on, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do >_> youw :33 best 
ÚwÚ To OwO fwight me with >_> youw >_< spwites; >w< you'we ^.^ pow'wfuww at it. 
MAMILLIUS. Thewe ÚwÚ was :3 a :3 man- 
xDD HEWMIONyE. ;;w;; Nyay, xDD come, ^-^ sit ;;w;; down; then x3 on. 
MAMILLIUS. ^-^ Dwewt uWu by :3 a chuwchyawd- I uWu wiww tell ^.^ it softly; 
:33 Yond ;;w;; cwickets uWu shaww ^.^ nyot hear it. 
xDD HEWMIONyE. Come uWu on then, 
And give't me in >_< minye OwO eaw. 

x3 Entew LEONTES, >_< ANTIGONyUS, LORDS, ÚwÚ and ^.^ OTHEWS 

xDD WEONTES. ^.^ he met thewe? his twain? :33 Camiwwo with OwO him? 
OwO FIWST LORD. ^-^ Behind OwO the >_> tuft >_> of pines I met them; never 
:33 Saw I x3 men ÚwÚ scouw OwO so uWu on theiw way. I ^w^ ey'd them 
>_< Even ^-^ to theiw ÚwÚ ships. 
xDD WEONTES. OwO How bwest x3 am I 
UwU In my ^.^ just censure, in my OwO twue opinyion! 
Awack, uWu fow ^.^ wessew :33 knyowwedge! OwO How ;;w;; accuws'd 
UwU In being OwO so bwest! Thewe ^-^ may >w< be in OwO the ^w^ cup 
OwO A spider >_< steep'd, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye ^-^ may x3 dwink, x3 depawt, 
And ÚwÚ yet partake nyo xDD venyom, uWu fow his knowledge 
^-^ Is ^.^ nyot OwO infected; uWu but ^-^ if ^-^ onye ÚwÚ pwesent 
^-^ Th' abhorr'd xDD ingwedient ^-^ to his eye, ^-^ make OwO knyown 
OwO How ^.^ he ;;w;; hath >w< dwunk, ^.^ he >_> cwacks his gorge, his :3 sides, 
x3 With viowent ^.^ hefts. I ^.^ have >w< dwunk, ÚwÚ and uWu seen OwO the ^.^ spidew. 
:33 Camiwwo ÚwÚ was his ^w^ hewp in this, his pander. 
Thewe :3 is :3 a plot x3 against my xDD wife, my >_< cwown; 
x3 Aww's OwO twue UwU that :3 is mistrusted. :33 That false villain 
x3 Whom I empwoy'd ÚwÚ was :33 pwe-empwoy'd uWu by him; 
ÚwÚ He >_> has discuvw'd my design, ÚwÚ and I 
Wemain :3 a ^.^ pinch'd uWu thing; ^-^ yea, :3 a vewy xDD twick 
>_< Fow them ^-^ to xDD pway at uWu wiww. OwO How came OwO the ^w^ postewns 
^w^ So easiwy >_> open? 
OwO FIWST LORD. By his gweat authowity; 
^w^ Which >_< often ;;w;; hath nyo less ;;w;; pwevaiw'd than OwO so 
uWu On >_> youw ^.^ command. 
xDD WEONTES. I knyow't xDD too :33 weww. 
>w< Give me OwO the ÚwÚ boy. I x3 am ^.^ gwad you >_> did ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ nyuwse him; 
^-^ Though ^.^ he OwO does bear >w< some signs >_> of uWu me, ÚwÚ yet you 
>_< Have xDD too >w< much UwU bwood in >_> him. 
xDD HEWMIONyE. What :3 is uWu this? ^.^ Spowt? 
xDD WEONTES. Beaw OwO the :3 boy >_> hence; ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot come about UwU hew; 
:3 Away with him; ÚwÚ and let xDD hew uWu spowt x3 hewsewf 
>_> [MAMIWWIUS :3 is wed :33 out] 
x3 With UwU that she's xDD big UwU with- uWu fow 'tis ^.^ Powixenyes 
xDD Has :3 made ÚwÚ thee sweww OwO thus. 
xDD HEWMIONyE. But :3 I'd uWu say ^.^ he xDD had ;;w;; nyot, 
And I'll >w< be sworn you would believe my >_< saying, 
^.^ Howe'ew you lean ^-^ to th' nyaywawd. 
xDD WEONTES. :3 You, my x3 wowds, 
Wook uWu on UwU hew, mark xDD hew ;;w;; weww; >w< be uWu but about 
ÚwÚ To uWu say ÚwÚ 'She :3 is :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy >_> wady' ÚwÚ and 
The :33 justice >_> of >_> youw hearts uWu wiww theweto :33 ad 
^.^ 'Tis ^-^ pity she's ^.^ nyot ^.^ honyest- honourable.' 
^w^ Pwaise xDD hew uWu but uWu fow :3 this xDD hew without-door >_> fowm, 
^w^ Which uWu on my :3 faith ^-^ desewves UwU high speech, ÚwÚ and straight 
The shwug, OwO the >w< hum ^w^ ow xDD ha, ^.^ these :33 petty bwands 
:33 That xDD cawumny doth ^w^ use- :33 O, I x3 am out!- 
:33 That UwU mewcy does, uWu fow xDD cawumny uWu wiww >w< seaw 
OwO Viwtue itself- ^.^ these ^-^ shwugs, ^.^ these >_> hum's ÚwÚ and ha's, 
When you ^.^ have ^w^ said she's goodly, come >_> between, 
Ewe you can uWu say she's :33 honyest. But be't ;;w;; knyown, 
From him UwU that >_> has UwU most cause ^-^ to >w< gwieve ^.^ it shouwd ^.^ be, 
x3 She's OwO an ^-^ aduwtwess. 
xDD HEWMIONyE. ;;w;; Shouwd :3 a villain uWu say so, 
The UwU most >_< wepwenyish'd villain in OwO the UwU wowwd, 
ÚwÚ He ;;w;; wewe as >w< much ^-^ mowe viwwain: you, my lord, 
Do uWu but mistake. 
xDD WEONTES. You ^.^ have ^-^ mistook, my >w< wady, 
^.^ Powixenyes uWu fow ^w^ Weontes. :3 O :3 thou :3 thing! 
^w^ Which I'll ^.^ nyot caww :3 a ;;w;; cweatuwe >_> of >w< thy place, 
Lest UwU bawbawism, :33 making me OwO the pwecedent, 
;;w;; Shouwd :3 a >_< wike language ;;w;; use ^-^ to >w< aww degrees 
And >_< mannyewwy distinguishment xDD weave >_< out 
ÚwÚ Betwixt OwO the pwince ÚwÚ and :3 beggaw. I ^.^ have ^w^ said 
x3 She's OwO an OwO aduwtwess; I ^.^ have ^w^ said with uWu whom. 
More, she's :3 a traitor; ÚwÚ and :33 Camiwwo :3 is 
OwO A UwU fedewawy with UwU hew, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye UwU that knows 
What ^.^ she shouwd ÚwÚ shame ^-^ to xDD knyow x3 hewsewf 
But with xDD hew UwU most :3 viwe ^-^ pwincipaw- UwU that she's 
OwO A :3 bed-swewvew, x3 even as OwO bad as x3 those 
:33 That vuwgaws ^w^ give bowd'st titwes; ^-^ ay, ÚwÚ and >_< pwivy 
ÚwÚ To :3 this theiw ^.^ wate UwU escape. 
xDD HEWMIONyE. No, uWu by my xDD wife, 
Privy ^-^ to UwU nyonye >_> of ÚwÚ this. OwO How uWu wiww :3 this >w< gwieve you, 
When you uWu shaww come ^-^ to clearer ^.^ knyowwedge, UwU that 
You ;;w;; thus ^.^ have pubwish'd UwU me! ;;w;; Gentwe my lord, 
You scarce can ^.^ wight me ^w^ thwoughwy then ^-^ to uWu say 
You >_> did mistake. 
xDD WEONTES. Nyo; ^-^ if I >_> mistake 
UwU In x3 those foundations ;;w;; which I build OwO upon, 
The ^-^ centwe :3 is ^.^ nyot xDD big enough ^-^ to bear 
OwO A school-boy's top. :3 Away with xDD hew ^-^ to prison. 
ÚwÚ He ^-^ who uWu shaww speak uWu fow xDD hew :3 is ^-^ afaw x3 off OwO guiwty 
But UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; speaks. 
xDD HEWMIONyE. There's >w< some i-iww ^w^ pwanyet weigns. 
I >w< must >w< be uWu patient ÚwÚ tiww OwO the uWu heavens ÚwÚ wook 
x3 With OwO an aspect ^-^ mowe >_> favouwabwe. Good my x3 wowds, 
I x3 am ^.^ nyot >_< pwonye ^-^ to :3 weeping, as ^-^ ouw sex 
Commonly :3 awe- OwO the UwU want >_> of ;;w;; which vain OwO dew 
:3 Pewchance uWu shaww OwO dwy >_> youw UwU pities- uWu but I ^.^ have 
:33 That honyouwabwe >w< gwief :33 wodg'd here ;;w;; which burns 
UwU Wowse than ;;w;; teaws ^.^ dwown. ^-^ Beseech you aww, my x3 wowds, 
x3 With >_> thoughts OwO so :33 quawified as >_> youw charities 
:33 Shaww :33 best uWu instwuct you, measuwe me; ÚwÚ and OwO so 
The King's uWu wiww >w< be ÚwÚ pewfowm'd! 
xDD WEONTES. uWu [To OwO the GUARD] :33 Shaww I >w< be >_< heawd? 
xDD HEWMIONyE. OwO Who :3 is't UwU that :33 goes with x3 me? ^-^ Beseech >_> youw ;;w;; highnyess 
UwU My >w< women ^-^ may >w< be with uWu me, uWu fow you UwU see 
UwU My plight xDD wequiwes it. Do ^.^ nyot ;;w;; weep, good foows; 
Thewe :3 is nyo cause; when you uWu shaww xDD knyow >_> youw ^w^ mistwess 
xDD Has deserv'd x3 pwison, then :33 abound in ;;w;; teaws 
UwU As I come out: :3 this >w< action I :3 nyow >w< go uWu on 
^-^ Is uWu fow my better >_< gwace. Adieu, my :33 wowd. 
I never :33 wish'd ^-^ to UwU see you uWu sowwy; :3 nyow 
I xDD twust I shall. UwU My :3 women, x3 come; you ^.^ have weave. 
xDD WEONTES. Go, ^-^ do ^-^ ouw uWu bidding; OwO hence! 
>_< Exeunt HERMIONE, UwU guawded, ÚwÚ and uWu WADIES 
OwO FIWST LORD. ^-^ Beseech >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, caww OwO the Queen again. 
ANTIGONUS. Be ÚwÚ cewtain what you uWu do, ;;w;; siw, west >_> youw :33 justice 
uWu Pwuv ;;w;; viowence, in OwO the ;;w;; which three gweat ones suffew, 
Yourself, >_> youw queen, >_> youw :33 son. 
OwO FIWST LORD. >_< Fow UwU hew, my lord, 
I dare my life uWu way >w< down- ÚwÚ and uWu wiww UwU do't, ;;w;; siw, 
UwU Pwease you x3 t' accept >_> it- UwU that OwO the Queen :3 is >_> spotwess 
uWu I' th' eyes >_> of >w< heaven ÚwÚ and ^-^ to :3 you- I UwU mean 
UwU In :3 this ;;w;; which you :3 accuse :3 hew. 
ANTIGONUS. >w< If ^.^ it ^w^ pwuv 
x3 She's uWu othewwise, I'll ^-^ keep my ^-^ stabwes xDD whewe 
I lodge my ^-^ wife; I'll >w< go in couples with UwU hew; 
>w< Than when I ;;w;; feew ÚwÚ and UwU see xDD hew nyo farther xDD twust UwU hew; 
>_< Fow every ÚwÚ inch >_> of ^-^ woman in OwO the UwU wowwd, 
>w< Ay, every ^.^ dwam >_> of :3 woman's ^.^ fwesh :3 is fawse, 
>w< If ^.^ she UwU be. 
xDD WEONTES. Hold >_> youw peaces. 
OwO FIWST LORD. Good my wowd- 
ANTIGONUS. ^w^ It :3 is uWu fow you ^-^ we ÚwÚ speak, ^.^ nyot uWu fow :33 ouwsewves. 
You awe abus'd, ÚwÚ and uWu by >w< some xDD puttew-on 
:33 That uWu wiww >w< be :33 damn'd for't. Wouwd I knew OwO the viwwain! 
I would wand-damn >_> him. Be ^.^ she >w< honyouw-fwaw'd- 
I ^.^ have three ^-^ daughtews: OwO the ewdest :3 is ^w^ eweven; 
The uWu second ÚwÚ and OwO the third, :33 nyinye ÚwÚ and >w< some OwO five; 
>w< If :3 this ^w^ pwuv true, they'll pay uWu fow 't. By >_< minye xDD honyouw, 
I'll geld >w< 'em uWu aww; fouwteen uWu they uWu shaww ^.^ nyot UwU see 
ÚwÚ To bwing false generations. ^.^ They awe co-heirs; 
And I xDD had wathew :33 gwib ^-^ mysewf than uWu they 
;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ nyot >_> pwoduce fair >_< issue. 
xDD WEONTES. ^.^ Cease; nyo more. 
You smell :3 this ^-^ businyess with :3 a :33 sense as x3 cowd 
UwU As :3 is :3 a UwU dead ÚwÚ man's nose; uWu but I ^-^ do >_> see't ÚwÚ and feel't 
UwU As you ;;w;; feew UwU doing ;;w;; thus; ÚwÚ and UwU see withaw 
The xDD instwuments UwU that feew. 
ANTIGONUS. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be so, 
We :3 nyeed nyo grave ^-^ to :33 buwy :3 honyesty; 
There's ^.^ nyot :3 a gwain >_> of ^.^ it OwO the ;;w;; face ^-^ to OwO sweeten 
x3 Of OwO the xDD whowe >_> dungy xDD eawth. 
xDD WEONTES. >_< What! >_> Wack I credit? 
OwO FIWST LORD. I xDD had wathew you >_> did wack than OwO I, my lord, 
:3 Upon :3 this ground; ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe ^.^ it would ^.^ content me 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have xDD hew uWu honyouw OwO twue than >_> youw >_> suspicion, 
Be >_< bwam'd uWu fow't how you ^-^ might. 
xDD WEONTES. ÚwÚ Why, what :3 nyeed ^-^ we 
>_< Communye with you >_> of this, uWu but wathew follow 
Our ^-^ fowcefuw instigation? Our prerogative 
:3 Cawws ^.^ nyot >_> youw ^w^ counsews; uWu but ^-^ ouw :3 nyatuwaw xDD goodnyess 
Impawts ^.^ this; which, ^-^ if :3 you- ^w^ ow >w< stupified 
Ow seeming OwO so in >_> skiww- cannyot ^w^ ow uWu wiww ^.^ nyot 
UwU Wewish :3 a >w< twuth >_< wike >w< us, infowm youwsewves 
We :3 nyeed nyo ^-^ mowe >_> of >_> youw >w< advice. The matter, 
The loss, OwO the gain, OwO the >_< owd'wing ^-^ on't, :3 is >w< aww 
>_< Pwopewwy ^-^ ouws. 
ANTIGONUS. And I OwO wish, my UwU wiege, 
You xDD had only in >_> youw ;;w;; siwent ÚwÚ judgment ^.^ twied it, 
Without ^-^ mowe overture. 
xDD WEONTES. OwO How :33 couwd UwU that x3 be? 
x3 Eithew :3 thou art UwU most ^w^ ignyowant uWu by ^-^ age, 
Ow :3 thou ^w^ wewt :3 bown :3 a >_> foow. >w< Camiwwo's ÚwÚ fwight, 
>_> Added ^-^ to theiw familiarity- 
^w^ Which ÚwÚ was as :3 gwoss as >w< evew ^w^ touch'd >_< conjectuwe, 
:33 That >_< wack'd OwO sight only, UwU nyought uWu fow ;;w;; appwobation 
But only ^.^ seeing, >w< aww uWu othew UwU ciwcumstances 
^w^ Made OwO up ^-^ to th' xDD deed- doth push uWu on :3 this ;;w;; pwoceeding. 
xDD Yet, uWu fow :3 a gweatew :33 confiwmation- 
>_< Fow, in OwO an ^.^ act >_> of :3 this importance, 'twere 
uWu Most >w< piteous ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ wiwd- I ^.^ have :33 dispatch'd in OwO post 
ÚwÚ To xDD sacwed Dewphos, ^-^ to xDD Apowwo's :3 tempwe, 
:3 Cweomenyes ÚwÚ and >_< Dion, xDD whom you xDD knyow 
x3 Of ^w^ stuff'd sufficiency. Nyow, ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< owacwe 
^.^ They uWu wiww bwing aww, uWu whose spiritual counsew ^-^ had, 
:33 Shaww xDD stop ^w^ ow xDD spuw >_> me. >_< Have I x3 donye uWu weww? 
OwO FIWST LORD. ^.^ Weww >_< donye, my :33 wowd. 
xDD WEONTES. ^-^ Though I x3 am >_< satisfied, ÚwÚ and :3 nyeed nyo ^-^ mowe 
>w< Than what I >w< knyow, ÚwÚ yet uWu shaww OwO the >w< owacwe 
>w< Give west ^-^ to th' ^w^ minds >_> of ÚwÚ othews such as ^.^ he 
uWu Whose ^w^ ignyowant x3 cweduwity uWu wiww ^.^ nyot 
Come OwO up ^-^ to th' :33 twuth. ^w^ So ^.^ have ^-^ we ^w^ thought ^.^ it good 
From ^-^ ouw free person ^.^ she shouwd >w< be confin'd, 
Lest UwU that OwO the ^.^ tweachewy >_> of OwO the two xDD fwed x3 hence 
Be weft xDD hew ^-^ to pewfowm. ^w^ Come, follow >_< us; 
We awe ^-^ to speak in :3 pubwic; uWu fow :3 this ^-^ businyess 
uWu Wiww ÚwÚ waise OwO us all. 
ANTIGONUS. ^-^ [Aside] ÚwÚ To :3 waughtew, as I UwU take it, 
>w< If OwO the good >w< twuth ;;w;; wewe known. 
>_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
Siciwia. OwO A pwison 

x3 Entew ^w^ PAUWINyA, :3 a GENTLEMAN, ÚwÚ and ^-^ ATTENDANTS 

>_< PAUWINyA. The keepew >_> of OwO the prison- caww ^-^ to him; 
>_> Wet him ^.^ have knowledge ^-^ who I ÚwÚ am. Exit >_> GENTWEMAN 
Good ^-^ wady! 
:3 Nyo couwt in Euwope :3 is xDD too good uWu fow thee; 
What OwO dost :3 thou then in prison? 

;;w;; We-entew >_> GENTWEMAN with OwO the GAOLER 

Nyow, good ;;w;; siw, 
You xDD knyow uWu me, ^-^ do you not? 
GAOWEW. >_< Fow :3 a >w< wowthy >w< wady, 
And ^-^ onye ^-^ who >w< much I honyouw. 
>_< PAUWINyA. ;;w;; Pway you, then, 
:33 Conduct me ^-^ to OwO the Queen. 
GAOWEW. I ^-^ may ;;w;; nyot, ^.^ madam; 
ÚwÚ To OwO the contrary I ^.^ have express UwU commandment. 
>_< PAUWINyA. Here's ^-^ ado, ^-^ to ^-^ wock OwO up xDD honyesty ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw ^-^ fwom 
^-^ Th' access >_> of gentwe visitows! :3 Is't lawful, pray you, 
ÚwÚ To UwU see xDD hew :3 women- ^-^ any >_> of >w< them? ÚwÚ Emiwia? 
GAOWEW. ^w^ So >w< pwease you, UwU madam, 
ÚwÚ To >w< put >_> apawt ^.^ these >_> youw UwU attendants, 
:33 Shaww bwing Emiwia fowth. 
>_< PAUWINyA. I pray nyow, caww :3 hew. 
ÚwÚ Withdwaw ÚwÚ youwsewves. >_< Exeunt ^-^ ATTENDANTS 
GAOWEW. And, UwU madam, 
I >w< must >w< be ÚwÚ pwesent at >_> youw ^w^ confewence. 
>_< PAUWINyA. Weww, be't so, :33 pwithee. Exit GAOLER 
Here's such >_< ado ^-^ to ^-^ make nyo :33 stain :3 a :33 stain 
UwU As passes :3 cowouwing. 

;;w;; We-entew :3 GAOWEW, with EMILIA 

UwU Deaw ^-^ gentwewoman, 
OwO How fares ^-^ ouw >_< gwacious >w< wady? 
:3 EMIWIA. UwU As ;;w;; weww as ^-^ onye OwO so gweat ÚwÚ and OwO so >w< fowwown 
May howd >w< togethew. uWu On xDD hew ^w^ fwights ÚwÚ and ^.^ gwiefs, 
^w^ Which never >w< tendew wady ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ bownye greater, 
She ;;w;; is, xDD something before xDD hew UwU time, deliver'd. 
>_< PAUWINyA. OwO A x3 boy? 
:3 EMIWIA. OwO A >_> daughtew, ÚwÚ and :3 a ÚwÚ goodwy babe, 
uWu Wusty, ÚwÚ and >_< wike ^-^ to wive. The Queen receives 
^.^ Much comfort in't; :33 says >w< 'My UwU poow pwisonyew, 
I x3 am as innyocent as ^w^ you.' 
>_< PAUWINyA. I dare >w< be swown. 
^.^ These dangewous OwO unsafe ^.^ wunyes >w< i' th' ;;w;; King, OwO beshwew them! 
ÚwÚ He >w< must >w< be told ^-^ on't, ÚwÚ and ^.^ he shall. The >w< office 
:33 Becomes :3 a ^-^ woman best; I'll uWu take't x3 upon me; 
>w< If I ^w^ pwuv x3 honyey-mouth'd, let my :33 tongue bwistew, 
And never ^-^ to my wed-wook'd :3 angew >w< be 
The twumpet ^-^ any more. ;;w;; Pway you, >_> Emiwia, 
ÚwÚ Commend my :33 best :33 obedience ^-^ to OwO the Queen; 
>w< If ^.^ she dawes xDD twust me with xDD hew wittwe babe, 
I'll ^w^ show't OwO the ;;w;; King, ÚwÚ and >_< undewtake ^-^ to >w< be 
Her ^-^ advocate ^-^ to th' uWu woud'st. We ^-^ do ^.^ nyot xDD knyow 
OwO How ^.^ he ^-^ may :33 soften at OwO the OwO sight o' th' child: 
The siwence >_< often >_> of ÚwÚ puwe >w< innyocence 
^.^ Pewsuades when ;;w;; speaking >_< faiws. 
:3 EMIWIA. uWu Most >w< wowthy UwU madam, 
Your uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and >_> youw xDD goodnyess :3 is OwO so evident 
:33 That >_> youw free undewtaking cannyot ^-^ miss 
OwO A ^w^ thwiving >w< issue; there :3 is nyo wady :3 wiving 
^w^ So ^.^ meet uWu fow :3 this gweat UwU ewwand. UwU Pwease >_> youw ladyship 
ÚwÚ To >w< visit OwO the next UwU woom, I'll ÚwÚ pwesentwy 
:3 Acquaint OwO the Queen >_> of >_> youw UwU most x3 nyobwe :3 offew 
OwO Who uWu but OwO to-day hammer'd >_> of :3 this design, 
But durst ^.^ nyot >_> tempt :3 a >_< minyistew >_> of xDD honyouw, 
Lest ^.^ she shouwd >w< be ^w^ denyied. 
>_< PAUWINyA. >_> Teww UwU hew, >_> Emiwia, 
I'll ;;w;; use UwU that :33 tongue I ^.^ have; ^-^ if ÚwÚ wit flow fwom't 
UwU As :3 bowdnyess ^-^ fwom my ^.^ bosom, UwU wet't ^.^ nyot >w< be >w< doubted 
I uWu shaww ^-^ do :33 good. 
:3 EMIWIA. Nyow >w< be you bwest uWu fow ^.^ it! 
I'll ^-^ to OwO the Queen. UwU Pwease you come xDD something ^.^ nyeawew. 
GAOWEW. ^w^ Madam, ^w^ if't >w< pwease OwO the Queen ^-^ to ^-^ send OwO the babe, 
I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what I uWu shaww >_< incuw ^-^ to xDD pass it, 
Having nyo wawwant. 
>_< PAUWINyA. You :3 nyeed ^.^ nyot ;;w;; feaw it, sir. 
:3 This >w< chiwd ÚwÚ was pwisonyew ^-^ to OwO the uWu womb, ÚwÚ and :3 is 
By OwO waw ÚwÚ and ^-^ pwocess >_> of gweat :3 Nyatuwe ^.^ thence 
>_> Fweed ÚwÚ and uWu enfwanchis'd- ^.^ nyot :3 a party ^-^ to 
The :3 angew >_> of OwO the ;;w;; King, :3 nyow OwO guiwty :33 of, 
>w< If ^-^ any ^.^ be, OwO the ÚwÚ twespass >_> of OwO the Queen. 
GAOWEW. I ^-^ do believe it. 
>_< PAUWINyA. Do ^.^ nyot you fear. :3 Upon >_< minye xDD honyouw, I 
uWu Wiww ^.^ stand ;;w;; betwixt you ÚwÚ and >_> dangew. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
Siciwia. The :33 pawace >_> of OwO WEONTES 

x3 Entew LEONTES, >_< ANTIGONyUS, LORDS, ÚwÚ and UwU SEWVANTS 

xDD WEONTES. Nyow night :3 nyow :3 day nyo rest! ^w^ It :3 is uWu but ;;w;; weaknyess 
ÚwÚ To bear OwO the matter UwU thus- mere ^.^ weaknyess. >w< If 
The cause ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot in UwU being- part o' th' ^-^ cause, 
^.^ She, th' OwO aduwtwess; uWu fow OwO the hawwot ;;w;; king 
^-^ Is ^-^ quite uWu beyond >_< minye arm, >_< out >_> of OwO the UwU bwank 
And ^w^ wevew >_> of my ^-^ bwain, >_< pwot-pwoof; uWu but ^.^ she 
I can xDD hook ^-^ to :3 me- uWu say UwU that ^.^ she ;;w;; wewe gone, 
x3 Given ^-^ to OwO the fire, :3 a xDD moiety >_> of my west 
OwO Might come ^-^ to me again. >w< Who's thewe? 
OwO FIWST SERVANT. UwU My UwU wowd? 
xDD WEONTES. OwO How OwO does OwO the x3 boy? 
OwO FIWST SERVANT. ÚwÚ He took good west to-night; 
^.^ 'Tis :33 hop'd his sicknyess :3 is discharg'd. 
xDD WEONTES. ÚwÚ To UwU see his nobleness! 
>_> Conceiving OwO the ^-^ dishonyouw >_> of his mothew, 
ÚwÚ He straight >_> decwin'd, droop'd, took ^.^ it OwO deepwy, 
;;w;; Fasten'd ÚwÚ and xDD fix'd OwO the ÚwÚ shame ^-^ on't in himself, 
Thwew x3 off his ^.^ spiwit, his OwO appetite, his >w< sweep, 
And downwight languish'd. Weave me solely. Go, 
^w^ See how ^.^ he ;;w;; fawes. xDD [Exit SEWVANT] :33 Fie, fie! nyo ^w^ thought >_> of :3 him! 
The vewy ^w^ thought >_> of my revenges UwU that uWu way 
UwU Wecoiw x3 upon :3 me- in ^-^ himsewf xDD too >w< mighty, 
And in his :33 pawties, his xDD awwiance. >_> Wet him ^.^ be, 
^.^ Untiw :3 a UwU time ^-^ may ^-^ sewve; uWu fow ÚwÚ pwesent :33 vengeance, 
;;w;; Take ^.^ it uWu on :3 hew. :33 Camiwwo ÚwÚ and ^.^ Powixenyes 
Laugh at uWu me, ^-^ make theiw UwU pastime at my sorrow. 
^.^ They shouwd ^.^ nyot waugh ^-^ if I :33 couwd weach them; :3 nyow 
:33 Shaww :33 she, within my :3 pow'w. 

x3 Entew ^w^ PAUWINyA, with :3 a ÚwÚ CHIWD 

OwO FIWST LORD. You >w< must ^.^ nyot >_> entew. 
>_< PAUWINyA. ;;w;; Nyay, ^.^ wathew, good my x3 wowds, >w< be uWu second ^-^ to >_> me. 
OwO Feaw you his tyrannous passion :3 mowe, alas, 
>w< Than OwO the Queen's x3 wife? OwO A >_< gwacious innyocent >_> souw, 
Mowe free than ^.^ he :3 is jeawous. 
ANTIGONUS. ^.^ That's ^w^ enyough. 
x3 SECOND SERVANT. ^w^ Madam, ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^.^ nyot >w< swept to-night; ^w^ commanded 
None shouwd come at >_> him. 
>_< PAUWINyA. :3 Nyot OwO so hot, good siw; 
I come ^-^ to bwing him ^-^ sweep. ^.^ 'Tis such as you, 
:33 That cweep >_< wike ^w^ shadows uWu by ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and ^-^ do sigh 
^.^ At OwO each his needless ÚwÚ heavings- such as you 
Nourish OwO the cause >_> of his :3 awaking: I 
Do come with uWu wowds as ÚwÚ medicinyaw as true, 
Honyest as UwU eithew, ^-^ to ÚwÚ puwge him >_> of UwU that humouw 
:33 That ÚwÚ pwesses him ^-^ fwom ^-^ sweep. 
xDD WEONTES. What ^w^ nyoise there, ho? 
>_< PAUWINyA. :3 Nyo noise, my ^w^ wowd; uWu but :3 nyeedfuw >w< confewence 
About >w< some UwU gossips uWu fow >_> youw uWu Highnyess. 
xDD WEONTES. ^w^ How! 
:3 Away with UwU that audacious ^-^ wady! >_< Antigonyus, 
I OwO chawg'd ÚwÚ thee UwU that ^.^ she shouwd ^.^ nyot come about me; 
I knew ^.^ she ^w^ wouwd. 
ANTIGONUS. I told xDD hew so, my lord, 
uWu On >_> youw displeasure's ;;w;; pewiw, ÚwÚ and uWu on ÚwÚ minye, 
She shouwd ^.^ nyot >w< visit you. 
xDD WEONTES. >_> What, ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot UwU wuwe uWu hew? 
>_< PAUWINyA. From >w< aww uWu dishonyesty ^.^ he ^w^ can: in this, 
>_< Unwess ^.^ he UwU take OwO the ^-^ couwse UwU that you ^.^ have donye- 
:33 Commit me uWu fow committing ÚwÚ honyouw- xDD twust it, 
ÚwÚ He uWu shaww ^.^ nyot UwU wuwe >_> me. 
ANTIGONUS. x3 Wa you nyow, you ^-^ heaw! 
When ^.^ she uWu wiww UwU take OwO the x3 wein, I let xDD hew wun; 
But she'll ^.^ nyot stumble. 
>_< PAUWINyA. Good my UwU wiege, I come- 
And I uWu beseech you hear uWu me, ^-^ who professes 
Myself >_> youw :33 woyaw x3 sewvant, >_> youw ^-^ physician, 
Your UwU most uWu obedient UwU counsewwow; ÚwÚ yet UwU that dawes 
Less :3 appeaw so, in comforting >_> youw :33 eviws, 
>w< Than such as UwU most ÚwÚ seem yours- I uWu say I come 
From >_> youw good Queen. 
xDD WEONTES. Good x3 Queen! 
>_< PAUWINyA. Good uWu Queen, my lord, good ^w^ Queen- I uWu say good Queen; 
And would uWu by combat ^-^ make xDD hew uWu good, OwO so ;;w;; wewe I 
OwO A man, OwO the wowst about you. 
xDD WEONTES. x3 Fowce xDD hew ^-^ hence. 
>_< PAUWINyA. >_> Wet him UwU that makes uWu but >_< twifwes >_> of his eyes 
>w< Fiwst hand >_> me. uWu On >_< minye >_> own accowd I'll off; 
But ^.^ fiwst I'll ^-^ do my UwU ewwand. The good uWu Queen, 
>_< Fow ^.^ she :3 is uWu good, ;;w;; hath ^w^ bwought you :3 fowth :3 a ^-^ daughtew; 
;;w;; Hewe 'tis; ;;w;; commends ^.^ it ^-^ to >_> youw blessing. 
uWu [Waying ;;w;; down OwO the child] 
xDD WEONTES. >_< Out! 
OwO A :33 mankind witch! >_< Hence with UwU hew, >_< out o' OwO doow! 
OwO A UwU most ^-^ intewwigencing :33 bawd! 
>_< PAUWINyA. :3 Nyot ÚwÚ so. 
I x3 am as ^w^ ignyowant in UwU that as you 
UwU In OwO so entitling me; ÚwÚ and nyo less >w< honyest 
>w< Than you awe mad; ;;w;; which :3 is enyough, I'll x3 wawwant, 
UwU As :3 this x3 wowwd >_> goes, ^-^ to xDD pass uWu fow :33 honyest. 
xDD WEONTES. :3 Twaitows! 
uWu Wiww you ^.^ nyot push xDD hew ^w^ out? >w< Give xDD hew OwO the >w< bastawd. 
uWu [To ^w^ ANTIGONyUS] Thou dotawd, :3 thou art woman-tir'd, :33 unwoosted 
By >w< thy Dame >w< Pawtwet here. ;;w;; Take OwO up OwO the ;;w;; bastawd; 
OwO Take't uWu up, I ^w^ say; give't ^-^ to >w< thy ^w^ cwonye. 
>_< PAUWINyA. >_< Fow >w< evew 
Unvenerable >w< be >w< thy x3 hands, ^-^ if :3 thou 
Tak'st OwO up OwO the ^w^ Pwincess uWu by UwU that fowced ^w^ basenyess 
^w^ Which ^.^ he >_> has >w< put >w< upon't! 
xDD WEONTES. ÚwÚ He xDD dweads his wife. 
>_< PAUWINyA. ^w^ So I would you did; then 'twere ÚwÚ past >w< aww x3 doubt 
You'd caww >_> youw chiwdwen ^w^ youws. 
xDD WEONTES. OwO A ^w^ nyest >_> of >_> twaitows! 
ANTIGONUS. I x3 am x3 nyonye, uWu by :3 this good >_> wight. 
>_< PAUWINyA. Nyow I; :3 nyow ^-^ any 
But ^-^ onye that's xDD hewe; ÚwÚ and that's ;;w;; himsewf; uWu fow ^.^ he 
The xDD sacwed uWu honyouw >_> of himself, his xDD Queen's, 
His ^w^ hopefuw >_> son's, his babe's, ;;w;; betways ^-^ to slander, 
uWu Whose sting :3 is ;;w;; shawpew than OwO the sword's; ÚwÚ and uWu wiww nyot- 
>_< Fow, as OwO the UwU case :3 nyow :3 stands, ^.^ it :3 is :3 a ^w^ cuwse 
ÚwÚ He cannyot >w< be xDD compeww'd ^-^ to UwU 't- UwU once wemuv 
The >w< woot >_> of his ^-^ opinyion, ;;w;; which :3 is rotten 
UwU As >w< evew xDD oak ^w^ ow stonye ÚwÚ was :3 sound. 
xDD WEONTES. OwO A >_< cawwat 
x3 Of :33 boundwess tongue, ^-^ who ^.^ wate ;;w;; hath beat xDD hew xDD husband, 
And :3 nyow ÚwÚ baits UwU me! :3 This OwO bwat :3 is UwU nyonye >_> of mine; 
^w^ It :3 is OwO the xDD issue >_> of x3 Powixenyes. 
>_< Hence with it, ÚwÚ and >_> togethew with OwO the dam 
:33 Commit them ^-^ to OwO the >w< fiwe. 
>_< PAUWINyA. ^w^ It :3 is ^w^ youws. 
And, UwU might ^-^ we uWu way th' ^.^ owd OwO pwuvwb ^-^ to >_> youw chawge, 
^w^ So >_< wike you 'tis OwO the >w< wowse. >_< Behowd, my x3 wowds, 
UwU Awthough OwO the x3 pwint >w< be little, OwO the xDD whowe matter 
And >w< copy >_> of OwO the >_> fathew- eye, nyose, lip, 
The xDD twick UwU of's ^.^ fwown, his fowehead; xDD nyay, OwO the >_> vawwey, 
The pwetty uWu dimpwes >_> of his chin ÚwÚ and xDD cheek; his :3 smiwes; 
The vewy >_> mouwd ÚwÚ and fwame >_> of ;;w;; hand, >_< nyaiw, finger. 
And thou, good :3 goddess uWu Nyatuwe, ;;w;; which x3 hast :3 made ^.^ it 
^w^ So >_< wike ^-^ to him UwU that ^w^ got it, ^-^ if :3 thou x3 hast 
The owdewing >_> of OwO the :33 mind UwU too, 'mongst >w< aww colours 
:3 Nyo x3 yewwow ^w^ in't, west ^.^ she suspect, as ^.^ he does, 
Her chiwdwen ^.^ nyot xDD hew husband's! 
xDD WEONTES. OwO A :3 gwoss >_< hag! 
And, wozew, :3 thou art >w< wowthy ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; hang'd 
:33 That xDD wiwt ^.^ nyot stay xDD hew OwO tongue. 
ANTIGONUS. >w< Hang >w< aww OwO the >_> husbands 
:33 That cannyot ^-^ do UwU that feat, ^w^ you'ww xDD weave yourself 
Hardly ^-^ onye ^w^ subject. 
xDD WEONTES. >w< Once :3 mowe, UwU take xDD hew ^-^ hence. 
>_< PAUWINyA. OwO A UwU most unworthy ÚwÚ and uWu unnyatuwaw lord 
^w^ Can ^-^ do nyo more. 
xDD WEONTES. I'll UwU ha' ÚwÚ thee UwU buwnt. 
>_< PAUWINyA. I cawe not. 
^w^ It :3 is OwO an OwO hewetic UwU that makes OwO the fire, 
:3 Nyot ^.^ she ;;w;; which burns >w< in't. I'll ^.^ nyot caww you >_> tywant 
But :3 this UwU most x3 cwuew >_< usage >_> of >_> youw ^w^ Queen- 
:3 Nyot able ^-^ to >_> pwoduce ^-^ mowe ;;w;; accusation 
>w< Than >_> youw >_> own ^-^ weak-hing'd >_> fancy- xDD something savouws 
x3 Of tywanny, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^-^ ignyobwe ^-^ make you, 
xDD Yea, UwU scandawous ^-^ to OwO the world. 
xDD WEONTES. uWu On >_> youw allegiance, 
Out >_> of OwO the ;;w;; chambew with her! Were I :3 a tyrant, 
:3 Whewe ;;w;; wewe xDD hew x3 wife? She durst ^.^ nyot caww me so, 
>w< If ^.^ she >_> did xDD knyow me ^w^ onye. :3 Away with her! 
>_< PAUWINyA. I pray you, ^-^ do ^.^ nyot push me; I'll >w< be gone. 
Wook ^-^ to >_> youw babe, my ^w^ wowd; 'tis ^w^ youws. OwO Juv ^-^ send xDD hew 
OwO A better :3 guiding spirit! What ^.^ nyeeds ^.^ these ^-^ hands? 
You UwU that awe ;;w;; thus OwO so >w< tendew o'ew his fowwies 
uWu Wiww never ^-^ do him uWu good, ^.^ nyot ^-^ onye >_> of you. 
UwU So, ÚwÚ so. Farewell; ^-^ we awe gone. Exit 
xDD WEONTES. uWu Thou, >w< twaitow, x3 hast xDD set uWu on >w< thy UwU wife ^-^ to ÚwÚ this. 
UwU My chiwd! :3 Away >w< with't. >_< Even thou, UwU that x3 hast 
OwO A OwO heawt OwO so >w< tendew o'ew it, UwU take ^.^ it hence, 
And UwU see ^.^ it OwO instantwy UwU consum'd with uWu fiwe; 
>_< Even thou, ÚwÚ and UwU nyonye uWu but >w< thou. ;;w;; Take ^.^ it OwO up ÚwÚ stwaight. 
xDD Within :3 this hour bwing me >_> wowd 'tis >_< donye, 
And uWu by good ÚwÚ testimony, ^w^ ow I'll ÚwÚ seize >w< thy xDD wife, 
x3 With UwU that :3 thou ewse ^.^ caww'st >w< thinye. >w< If :3 thou >w< wefuse, 
And xDD wiwt uWu encountew with my wwath, uWu say >w< so; 
The xDD bastawd >w< bwains with ^.^ these my pwopew ^.^ hands 
:33 Shaww I :3 dash >_< out. Go, UwU take ^.^ it ^-^ to OwO the uWu fiwe; 
>_< Fow :3 thou >w< set'st uWu on >w< thy wife. 
ANTIGONUS. I >_> did ;;w;; nyot, sir. 
^.^ These x3 wowds, my x3 nyobwe fellows, ^-^ if uWu they please, 
^w^ Can ;;w;; cweaw me >w< in't. 
xDD WOWDS. We ^.^ can. UwU My :33 woyaw UwU wiege, 
ÚwÚ He :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO guiwty >_> of xDD hew UwU coming hithew. 
xDD WEONTES. ^w^ You'we >_< wiaws all. 
OwO FIWST LORD. ^-^ Beseech >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, ^w^ give OwO us better credit. 
We ^.^ have :33 awways ^.^ twuwy sewv'd OwO you; ÚwÚ and uWu beseech 
^w^ So ^-^ to >_< esteem >_> of >_< us; ÚwÚ and uWu on ^-^ ouw knyees ^-^ we ^.^ beg, 
UwU As ÚwÚ wecompense >_> of ^-^ ouw dear services 
>_< Past ÚwÚ and ^-^ to xDD come, UwU that you ^-^ do >_> change :3 this >_< puwpose, 
^w^ Which being OwO so :3 howwibwe, OwO so bwoody, >w< must 
Lead uWu on ^-^ to >w< some ;;w;; fouw >_< issue. We >w< aww ^.^ knyeew. 
xDD WEONTES. I x3 am :3 a feathew uWu fow OwO each ^.^ wind UwU that OwO bwows. 
:33 Shaww I live uWu on ^-^ to UwU see :3 this xDD bastawd knyeew 
And caww me fathew? >_< Bettew >_< buwn ^.^ it :3 nyow 
>w< Than ^w^ cuwse ^.^ it xDD then. But >w< be xDD it; let ^.^ it wive. 
^w^ It uWu shaww ^.^ nyot nyeithew. uWu [To ^w^ ANTIGONyUS] :3 You, >_> Siw, come you hithew. 
You UwU that ^.^ have >_< been OwO so tendewwy officious 
x3 With OwO Wady xDD Mawgewy, >_> youw midwife there, 
ÚwÚ To :33 save :3 this bastawd's ^.^ wife- uWu fow 'tis :3 a UwU bastawd, 
^w^ So ^w^ suwe as :3 this beard's grey- what uWu wiww you adventuwe 
ÚwÚ To :33 save :3 this ;;w;; bwat's x3 wife? 
ANTIGONUS. :33 Anything, my lord, 
:33 That my >w< abiwity ^-^ may ;;w;; undewgo, 
And ;;w;; nyobwenyess ^-^ impose. ^.^ At >_> weast, ;;w;; thus ÚwÚ much: 
I'll ^.^ pawn OwO the wittwe UwU bwood ;;w;; which I ^.^ have weft 
ÚwÚ To :33 save OwO the innocent- ^w^ anything >_< possibwe. 
xDD WEONTES. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be >_< possibwe. OwO Sweaw uWu by :3 this >_< swowd 
Thou xDD wiwt OwO pewfowm my ^-^ bidding. 
ANTIGONUS. I wiww, my :33 wowd. 
xDD WEONTES. Mark, ÚwÚ and OwO pewfowm >_> it- >w< seest thou? >_< Fow OwO the x3 faiw 
x3 Of ^-^ any point xDD in't uWu shaww ^.^ nyot only >w< be 
^.^ Death ^-^ to ÚwÚ thysewf, uWu but ^-^ to >w< thy OwO wewd-tongu'd xDD wife, 
x3 Whom uWu fow :3 this UwU time ^-^ we ;;w;; pawdon. We UwU enjoin ^.^ thee, 
UwU As :3 thou art liegeman ^-^ to >w< us, UwU that :3 thou carry 
:3 This female xDD bastawd >_> hence; ÚwÚ and UwU that :3 thou bear ^.^ it 
ÚwÚ To >w< some :3 wemote ÚwÚ and desewt place, ^-^ quite >_< out 
x3 Of ^-^ ouw ;;w;; dominyions; ÚwÚ and UwU that there :3 thou xDD weave it, 
Without ^-^ mowe >w< mewcy, ^-^ to ^.^ it >_> own >w< pwotection 
And :3 favouw >_> of OwO the cwimate. UwU As uWu by ÚwÚ stwange >_> fowtunye 
^w^ It came ^-^ to >w< us, I ^-^ do in :33 justice chawge ^.^ thee, 
uWu On >w< thy >_< souw's peril ÚwÚ and >w< thy body's >w< towtuwe, 
:33 That :3 thou ÚwÚ commend ^.^ it stwangewy ^-^ to >w< some place 
:3 Whewe uWu chance ^-^ may ÚwÚ nyuwse ^w^ ow ^-^ end it. ;;w;; Take ^.^ it :33 up. 
ANTIGONUS. I uWu sweaw ^-^ to ^-^ do this, >w< though :3 a ÚwÚ pwesent death 
Had >_< been ^-^ mowe mewcifuw. Come OwO on, UwU poow ;;w;; babe. 
uWu Some >w< powewfuw spirit uWu instwuct OwO the kites ÚwÚ and ravens 
ÚwÚ To >w< be >w< thy nyuwses! ÚwÚ Wowves ÚwÚ and bears, uWu they ÚwÚ say, 
Casting theiw x3 savagenyess :33 aside, ^.^ have x3 donye 
;;w;; Wike ^-^ offices >_> of ;;w;; pity. >_> Siw, >w< be pwospewous 
UwU In ^-^ mowe than :3 this deed OwO does ^w^ wequiwe! And xDD bwessing 
uWu Against :3 this cruelty fight uWu on >w< thy >w< side, 
OwO Poow :33 thing, :33 condemn'd ^-^ to ^w^ woss! Exit with OwO the >w< chiwd 
xDD WEONTES. No, I'll ^.^ nyot rear 
UwU Anyothew's >_< issue. 

x3 Entew :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT 

SERVANT. UwU Pwease >_> youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, ;;w;; posts 
From x3 those you x3 sent ^-^ to th' >w< owacwe awe come 
An hour since. :3 Cweomenyes ÚwÚ and >_< Dion, 
>_> Being ;;w;; weww awwiv'd ^-^ fwom Dewphos, awe uWu both ^w^ wanded, 
^.^ Hasting ^-^ to th' couwt. 
OwO FIWST LORD. ^w^ So >w< pwease you, ;;w;; siw, theiw ÚwÚ speed 
;;w;; Hath >_< been uWu beyond xDD account. 
xDD WEONTES. :3 Twenty-thwee >_< days 
^.^ They ^.^ have >_< been absent; 'tis good ÚwÚ speed; fowetewws 
The gweat Apollo :33 suddenwy uWu wiww ^.^ have 
The >w< twuth >_> of :3 this appear. Pwepawe you, lords; 
Summon :3 a ^w^ session, UwU that ^-^ we ^-^ may uWu awwaign 
Our UwU most >w< diswoyaw lady; for, as ^.^ she ;;w;; hath 
:3 Been x3 pubwicwy ^-^ accus'd, OwO so uWu shaww ^.^ she ^.^ have 
OwO A ^.^ just ÚwÚ and open trial. OwO Whiwe ^.^ she x3 wives, 
UwU My OwO heawt uWu wiww >w< be :3 a >_> buwden ^-^ to >_> me. Weave me; 
And ÚwÚ think x3 upon my ^-^ bidding. >_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT III. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
Siciwia. uWu On OwO the woad ^-^ to OwO the :33 Capitaw 

x3 Entew ÚwÚ CWEOMENyES ÚwÚ and DION 

UwU CWEOMENyES. The climate's delicate, OwO the ÚwÚ aiw UwU most ;;w;; sweet, 
Fertile OwO the ÚwÚ iswe, OwO the :33 tempwe >w< much xDD suwpassing 
The ^w^ common UwU pwaise ^.^ it bears. 
>w< DION. I uWu shaww report, 
>_< Fow UwU most ^.^ it >_> caught uWu me, OwO the celestial ^-^ habits- 
x3 Methinks I OwO so shouwd term ^w^ them- ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu wevewence 
x3 Of OwO the grave :33 weawews. :33 O, OwO the :3 sacwifice! 
OwO How >_> cewemonyious, ÚwÚ sowemn, ÚwÚ and unyeawthwy, 
^w^ It ÚwÚ was >w< i' th' >_< off'wing! 
UwU CWEOMENyES. But >_> of aww, OwO the ^-^ buwst 
And OwO the ^.^ eaw-deaf'nying >w< voice o' th' ÚwÚ owacwe, 
>_> Kin ^-^ to ÚwÚ Juv's thunder, OwO so UwU suwpwis'd my :33 sense 
:33 That I ÚwÚ was nothing. 
>w< DION. >w< If th' ^-^ event o' th' journey 
uWu Pwuv as ÚwÚ successfuw ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ Queen- :33 O, be't UwU so!- 
UwU As ^.^ it ;;w;; hath >_< been ^-^ to OwO us wawe, ÚwÚ pweasant, uWu speedy, 
The UwU time :3 is wowth OwO the ;;w;; use on't. 
UwU CWEOMENyES. Great Apollo 
OwO Tuwn >w< aww ^-^ to th' best! ^.^ These ^.^ pwocwamations, 
^w^ So :3 fowcing faults x3 upon Hewmionye, 
I wittwe like. 
>w< DION. The viowent carriage >_> of ^.^ it 
uWu Wiww ;;w;; cweaw ^w^ ow ^-^ end OwO the :33 businyess. When OwO the oracle- 
ÚwÚ Thus uWu by xDD Apowwo's gweat >_< divinye seal'd up- 
:33 Shaww OwO the uWu contents :33 discuvw, xDD something x3 wawe 
>_< Even then uWu wiww x3 wush ^-^ to knowledge. uWu Go; ^.^ fwesh >_< howses. 
And >_< gwacious >w< be OwO the :3 issue! >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
Siciwia. OwO A couwt >_> of :33 justice 

x3 Entew LEONTES, LORDS, ÚwÚ and OFFICEWS 

xDD WEONTES. :3 This >_> sessions, ^-^ to ^-^ ouw gweat >w< gwief ^-^ we UwU pwonyounce, 
>_< Even >_< pushes >w< 'gainst ^-^ ouw >_> heawt- OwO the party twied, 
The daughter >_> of :3 a ^-^ king, ^-^ ouw xDD wife, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye 
x3 Of OwO us xDD too >w< much :3 bewov'd. >_> Wet OwO us >w< be ;;w;; cweaw'd 
x3 Of being tywannyous, >_< since ^-^ we OwO so ;;w;; openwy 
x3 Pwoceed in justice, ;;w;; which uWu shaww ^.^ have :3 due ^.^ couwse, 
>_< Even ^-^ to OwO the UwU guiwt ^w^ ow OwO the xDD puwgation. 
Pwoduce OwO the xDD pwisonyew. 
>_> OFFICEW. ^w^ It :3 is his OwO Highnyess' ^w^ pweasuwe UwU that OwO the Queen 
xDD Appeaw in person here in couwt. 

x3 Entew HERMIONE, as ^-^ to xDD hew trial, ^w^ PAUWINyA, ÚwÚ and uWu WADIES 

:33 Siwence! 
xDD WEONTES. x3 Wead OwO the ^.^ indictment. 
>_> OFFICEW. ^-^ [Weads] 'Hermione, Queen ^-^ to OwO the >w< wowthy Leontes, UwU King >_> of 
ÚwÚ Siciwia, :3 thou art here >w< accused ÚwÚ and UwU awwaignyed >_> of UwU high tweason, in 
committing adultery with Polixenes, UwU King >_> of UwU Bohemia; ÚwÚ and 
;;w;; conspiwing with :33 Camiwwo ^-^ to UwU take away OwO the life >_> of ^-^ ouw x3 suvweign 
lord OwO the ;;w;; King, >w< thy :33 woyaw husband: OwO the :33 pwetence ^w^ wheweof being uWu by 
UwU ciwcumstances pawtwy >_> waid ^.^ open, thou, Hewmionye, contrary ^-^ to OwO the 
:3 faith ÚwÚ and :33 awwegiance >_> of OwO twue :3 subject, didst counsew ÚwÚ and aid ;;w;; them, 
uWu fow theiw better >w< safety, ^-^ to UwU fwy away uWu by >_< nyight.' 
xDD HEWMIONyE. x3 Since what I x3 am ^-^ to uWu say >w< must >w< be uWu but UwU that 
^w^ Which contwadicts my ;;w;; accusation, ÚwÚ and 
The OwO testimony uWu on my part nyo uWu othew 
But what comes ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ mysewf, ^.^ it uWu shaww scarce ^w^ boot me 
ÚwÚ To uWu say >_> 'Nyot guiwty.' Minye integwity 
>_> Being uWu counted :3 fawsehood ^-^ shaww, as I express it, 
Be OwO so ;;w;; weceiv'd. But UwU thus- ^-^ if pow'rs >_< divinye 
ÚwÚ Behowd ^-^ ouw human actions, as uWu they uWu do, 
I x3 doubt ^.^ nyot then uWu but >w< innyocence uWu shaww ^-^ make 
UwU Fawse ;;w;; accusation >w< bwush, ÚwÚ and ^w^ tywanny 
^-^ Twembwe at uWu patience. :3 You, my lord, :33 best >_> knyow- 
OwO Who :33 weast uWu wiww ÚwÚ seem ^-^ to ^-^ do ;;w;; so- my ÚwÚ past life 
;;w;; Hath >_< been as continent, as chaste, as true, 
UwU As I x3 am :3 nyow UwU unhappy; ;;w;; which :3 is ^-^ mowe 
>w< Than history can :3 pattewn, >w< though >_< devis'd 
And >_> pway'd ^-^ to UwU take ^.^ spectatows; uWu fow >w< behowd :3 me- 
OwO A :3 fewwow >_> of OwO the :33 woyaw :33 bed, ;;w;; which owe 
OwO A xDD moiety >_> of OwO the thwonye, :3 a gweat :3 king's >_> daughtew, 
The mothew ^-^ to :3 a ^w^ hopefuw pwince- here standing 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ pwate ÚwÚ and talk uWu fow life ÚwÚ and uWu honyouw fowe 
OwO Who >w< pwease ^-^ to come ÚwÚ and heaw. >_< Fow xDD wife, I UwU pwize ^.^ it 
UwU As I ^.^ weigh gwief, ;;w;; which I would ÚwÚ spawe; uWu fow xDD honyouw, 
^.^ 'Tis :3 a dewivative ^-^ fwom me ^-^ to ÚwÚ minye, 
And only UwU that I ^.^ stand OwO fow. I appeal 
ÚwÚ To >_> youw >_> own ^.^ conscience, ;;w;; siw, before ^.^ Powixenyes 
Came ^-^ to >_> youw couwt, how I ÚwÚ was in >_> youw >w< gwace, 
OwO How ^-^ mewited ^-^ to >w< be >w< so; >_< since ^.^ he >w< came, 
x3 With what uWu encountew OwO so ÚwÚ uncuwwent I 
>_< Have UwU stwain'd x3 t' :3 appeaw ;;w;; thus; ^-^ if ^-^ onye :3 jot uWu beyond 
The bound >_> of xDD honyouw, ^w^ ow in ^.^ act ^w^ ow uWu wiww 
:33 That uWu way inclining, >_> hawd'nyed >w< be OwO the hearts 
x3 Of >w< aww UwU that hear uWu me, ÚwÚ and my near'st >_> of uWu kin 
OwO Cwy ^-^ fie x3 upon my ;;w;; gwave! 
xDD WEONTES. I :33 nye'ew heard ÚwÚ yet 
:33 That ^-^ any >_> of ^.^ these OwO bowdew UwU vices ^w^ wanted 
Less ^.^ impudence ^-^ to x3 gainsay what uWu they >_> did 
>w< Than ^-^ to OwO pewfowm ^.^ it >_> fiwst. 
xDD HEWMIONyE. ^.^ That's OwO twue enyough; 
^-^ Though 'tis :3 a >_< saying, ;;w;; siw, ^.^ nyot :3 due ^-^ to >_> me. 
xDD WEONTES. You uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_> own it. 
xDD HEWMIONyE. Mowe than ^w^ mistwess >_> of 
^w^ Which comes ^-^ to me in name >_> of UwU fauwt, I >w< must ^.^ nyot 
^.^ At >w< aww acknowledge. >_< Fow Polixenes, 
x3 With xDD whom I x3 am ^-^ accus'd, I ^-^ do x3 confess 
I :33 wov'd him as in uWu honyouw ^.^ he requir'd; 
x3 With such :3 a >w< kind >_> of love as UwU might ÚwÚ become 
OwO A wady >_< wike me; with :3 a love x3 even :33 such, 
^w^ So ÚwÚ and nyo xDD othew, as yourself ;;w;; commanded; 
^w^ Which ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ have >_< donye, I ÚwÚ think xDD had >_< been in me 
Both ^.^ disobedience ÚwÚ and ingratitude 
ÚwÚ To you ÚwÚ and towawd >_> youw :3 fwiend; uWu whose love xDD had spoke, 
:33 Evew >_< since ^.^ it :33 couwd ÚwÚ speak, ^-^ fwom OwO an ^w^ infant, fweewy, 
:33 That ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^w^ youws. Nyow uWu fow conspiracy: 
I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how ^.^ it ^.^ tastes, >w< though ^.^ it >w< be ÚwÚ dish'd 
>_< Fow me ^-^ to twy x3 how; >w< aww I xDD knyow >_> of ^.^ it 
^-^ Is UwU that :33 Camiwwo ÚwÚ was OwO an >w< honyest >w< man; 
And x3 why ^.^ he weft >_> youw couwt, OwO the UwU gods themsewves, 
:3 Wotting nyo ^-^ mowe than OwO I, awe >_< ignyowant. 
xDD WEONTES. You knew >_> of his depawtuwe, as you xDD knyow 
What you ^.^ have >w< undewta'en ^-^ to ^-^ do :33 in's x3 absence. 
xDD HEWMIONyE. >_> Siw, 
You speak :3 a language UwU that I undewstand not. 
UwU My life ^-^ stands in OwO the ^w^ wevew >_> of >_> youw dreams, 
^w^ Which I'll uWu way down. 
xDD WEONTES. Your :33 actions awe my ^w^ dweams. 
You xDD had :3 a xDD bastawd uWu by Polixenes, 
And I uWu but :33 dweam'd it. UwU As you ;;w;; wewe ÚwÚ past >w< aww shame- 
Those >_> of >_> youw >_< fact awe ;;w;; so- OwO so ÚwÚ past >w< aww OwO twuth; 
^w^ Which ^-^ to deny UwU concewns ^-^ mowe than avaiws; uWu fow as 
x3 Thy OwO bwat ;;w;; hath >_< been UwU cast out, >_< wike ^-^ to itself, 
:3 Nyo fathew :3 ownying >_> it- ;;w;; which :3 is >_< indeed 
Mowe cwiminyaw in ÚwÚ thee than >_> it- OwO so :3 thou 
Shalt ;;w;; feew ^-^ ouw ;;w;; justice; in uWu whose :3 easiest ÚwÚ passage 
Wook uWu fow nyo less than :33 death. 
xDD HEWMIONyE. >_> Siw, spawe >_> youw threats. 
The >w< bug ;;w;; which you would OwO fwight me with I ^w^ seek. 
ÚwÚ To me can life >w< be nyo commodity. 
The :3 cwown ÚwÚ and comfort >_> of my xDD wife, >_> youw >_< favouw, 
I ^-^ do ^w^ give lost, uWu fow I ^-^ do ;;w;; feew ^.^ it gone, 
But xDD knyow ^.^ nyot how ^.^ it >_< went; my uWu second ^.^ joy 
And ^.^ fiwst >w< fwuits >_> of my body, ^-^ fwom his :3 pwesence 
I x3 am baww'd, >_< wike ^-^ onye >_< infectious; my third UwU comfowt, 
Staww'd UwU most ^.^ unwuckiwy, :3 is ^-^ fwom my breast- 
The innyocent >_< miwk in ^.^ it UwU most innyocent x3 mouth- 
>_> Haw'd >_< out ^-^ to :3 muwdew; ^-^ mysewf uWu on every OwO post 
>_< Pwocwaim'd :3 a ;;w;; stwumpet; with immodest xDD hatwed 
The chiwd-bed UwU pwiviwege denied, ;;w;; which 'wongs 
ÚwÚ To >w< women >_> of >w< aww >_< fashion; :3 wastwy, huwwied 
;;w;; Hewe ^-^ to :3 this place, >w< i' th' open :3 aiw, before 
I ^.^ have ^w^ got OwO stwength >_> of limit. Nyow, my UwU wiege, 
>_> Teww me what blessings I ^.^ have here x3 awive 
:33 That I shouwd ;;w;; feaw ^-^ to ^-^ die. OwO Thewefowe :3 pwoceed. 
But ÚwÚ yet hear this- >_> mistake me nyot: nyo xDD wife, 
I UwU pwize ^.^ it ^.^ nyot :3 a straw, uWu but uWu fow >_< minye uWu honyouw 
^w^ Which I would ÚwÚ fwee- ^-^ if I uWu shaww >w< be :33 condemn'd 
:3 Upon OwO suwmises, >w< aww pwoofs sweeping ewse 
But what >_> youw OwO jeawousies >_< awake, I tell you 
^.^ 'Tis rigour, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot waw. Your honours aww, 
I ^-^ do ^.^ wefew me ^-^ to OwO the xDD owacwe: 
Apollo >w< be my >_> judge! 
OwO FIWST LORD. :3 This >_> youw xDD wequest 
^-^ Is ^-^ awtogethew :3 just. :33 Thewefowe, bwing >w< fowth, 
And in xDD Apowwo's uWu nyame, his oracle. 
>_< Exeunt ÚwÚ cewtain OFFICEWS 
xDD HEWMIONyE. The UwU Empewow >_> of >_> Wussia ÚwÚ was my uWu fathew; 
:3 O UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; wewe alive, ÚwÚ and here OwO behowding 
His :33 daughtew's uWu twiaw! UwU that ^.^ he >_> did uWu but UwU see 
The >_< fwatnyess >_> of my misery; ÚwÚ yet with eyes 
x3 Of pity, ^.^ nyot wevenge! 

;;w;; We-entew :3 OFFICEWS, with ÚwÚ CWEOMENyES ÚwÚ and DION 

>_> OFFICEW. You here uWu shaww uWu sweaw x3 upon :3 this >_< swowd >_> of :33 justice 
:33 That you, :3 Cweomenyes ÚwÚ and >_< Dion, ^.^ have 
:3 Been uWu both at Dewphos, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom ^.^ thence ^.^ have ^w^ bwought 
:3 This seaw'd-up ÚwÚ owacwe, uWu by OwO the hand deliver'd 
x3 Of gweat xDD Apowwo's xDD pwiest; ÚwÚ and UwU that >_< since then 
You ^.^ have ^.^ nyot daw'd ^-^ to >_< bweak OwO the holy >w< seaw 
Nyow ;;w;; wead OwO the >_> secwets >w< in't. 
CWEOMENyES, >w< DION. ^-^ Aww :3 this ^-^ we uWu sweaw. 
xDD WEONTES. :33 Bweak OwO up OwO the :33 seaws ÚwÚ and read. 
>_> OFFICEW. ^-^ [Weads] uWu 'Hewmionye :3 is :33 chaste; ^.^ Powixenyes uWu bwamewess; 
:33 Camiwwo :3 a OwO twue ;;w;; subject; Leontes :3 a x3 jeawous OwO tywant; his innyocent 
;;w;; babe ^.^ twuwy ^-^ begotten; ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU King uWu shaww live ^-^ without OwO an heir, ^-^ if 
UwU that ;;w;; which :3 is lost >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD found.' 
xDD WOWDS. Nyow bwessed >w< be OwO the gweat ^w^ Apowwo! 
xDD HEWMIONyE. Pwaised! 
xDD WEONTES. xDD Hast :3 thou ;;w;; wead truth? 
>_> OFFICEW. >w< Ay, my ^w^ wowd; x3 even OwO so 
UwU As ^.^ it :3 is here xDD set down. 
xDD WEONTES. Thewe :3 is nyo >w< twuth at >w< aww >w< i' th' oracle. 
The :3 sessions uWu shaww :3 pwoceed. :3 This :3 is mere ^w^ fawsehood. 

x3 Entew :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT 

SERVANT. UwU My lord OwO the ;;w;; King, OwO the >_< King! 
xDD WEONTES. What :3 is OwO the business? 
SERVANT. :3 O ;;w;; siw, I uWu shaww >w< be hated ^-^ to wepowt OwO it: 
The Prince >_> youw UwU son, with mere uWu conceit ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw 
x3 Of OwO the Queen's uWu speed, :3 is gone. 
xDD WEONTES. ^w^ How! Gonye? 
SERVANT. ^-^ Is UwU dead. 
xDD WEONTES. xDD Apowwo's angry; ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu heavens themsewves 
Do strike at my x3 injustice. :33 [HEWMIONyE >_< swoons] 
OwO How nyow, ;;w;; thewe! 
>_< PAUWINyA. :3 This UwU nyews :3 is x3 mowtaw ^-^ to OwO the Queen. Wook ;;w;; down 
And UwU see what death :3 is doing. 
xDD WEONTES. ;;w;; Take xDD hew ^-^ hence. 
Her OwO heawt :3 is uWu but o'ewchawg'd; ^.^ she uWu wiww >w< wecuvw. 
I ^.^ have xDD too >w< much bewiev'd >_< minye >_> own ^w^ suspicion. 
^-^ Beseech you tendewwy OwO appwy ^-^ to xDD hew 
uWu Some xDD wemedies uWu fow wife. 
>_< Exeunt :33 PAUWINyA ÚwÚ and uWu WADIES with xDD HEWMIONyE 
:3 Apowwo, pawdon 
UwU My gweat ÚwÚ pwofanyenyess >w< 'gainst UwU thinye oracle. 
I'll weconciwe me ^-^ to Polixenes, 
Nyew ^w^ woo my queen, >_> wecaww OwO the good :33 Camiwwo- 
x3 Whom I :3 pwocwaim :3 a man >_> of truth, >_> of uWu mewcy. 
>_< Fow, being twanspowted uWu by my OwO jeawousies 
ÚwÚ To bwoody >_> thoughts ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ÚwÚ wevenge, I ^.^ chose 
:33 Camiwwo uWu fow OwO the >_< minyistew ^-^ to :3 poison 
UwU My fwiend xDD Powixenyes; ;;w;; which xDD had >_< been x3 donye 
But UwU that OwO the good :33 mind >_> of :33 Camiwwo >_> tawdied 
UwU My swift ^.^ command, >w< though I with death ÚwÚ and with 
Reward >_> did ^.^ thweaten ÚwÚ and encourage ^w^ him, 
:3 Nyot UwU doing ^.^ it ÚwÚ and being >w< donye. >_< He, UwU most humanye 
And fill'd with xDD honyouw, ^-^ to my >w< kingwy uWu guest 
Unclasp'd my pwactice, ;;w;; quit his :3 fowtunyes ;;w;; hewe, 
^w^ Which you knew >_> gweat, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ cewtain ;;w;; hazawd 
x3 Of >w< aww incertainties ^-^ himsewf xDD commended, 
:3 Nyo wichew than his honyouw. OwO How ^.^ he uWu gwistews 
uWu Thowough my rust! And how his ^-^ piety 
uWu Does my deeds ^-^ make OwO the bwackew! 

;;w;; We-entew :33 PAUWINyA 

>_< PAUWINyA. ^w^ Woe OwO the whiwe! 
:33 O, ÚwÚ cut my ^.^ wace, west my xDD heawt, x3 cwacking it, 
:33 Bweak OwO too! 
OwO FIWST LORD. What x3 fit :3 is this, good >w< wady? 
>_< PAUWINyA. What ^.^ studied ;;w;; towments, tyrant, x3 hast uWu fow x3 me? 
What >_< wheews, racks, fiwes? what flaying, OwO boiwing 
UwU In weads ^w^ ow oils? What ^.^ owd ^w^ ow ÚwÚ nyewew >_> towtuwe 
Must I ^-^ weceive, uWu whose every >_> wowd ^-^ desewves 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ taste >_> of >w< thy UwU most ^w^ wowst? x3 Thy ^w^ tywanny 
Together >_< wowking with >w< thy :33 jeawousies, 
>_> Fancies xDD too uWu weak uWu fow uWu boys, xDD too green ÚwÚ and :33 idwe 
>_< Fow girls >_> of x3 nyinye- :33 O, ÚwÚ think what uWu they ^.^ have >_< donye, 
And then run mad :3 indeed, :33 stawk mad; uWu fow >w< aww 
x3 Thy OwO by-gonye >w< foowewies ;;w;; wewe uWu but x3 spices >_> of it. 
:33 That :3 thou :33 betway'dst Polixenes, 'twas OwO nyothing; 
:33 That >_> did uWu but show ^.^ thee, >_> of :3 a fool, >w< inconstant, 
And x3 damnyabwe ingwatefuw. Nyow >_> was't >w< much 
Thou wouldst ^.^ have uWu poison'd good >w< Camiwwo's xDD honyouw, 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have him :33 kiww :3 a >_< king- UwU poow >w< twespasses, 
Mowe monstrous standing ^.^ by; ^w^ wheweof I reckon 
The ;;w;; casting :3 fowth ^-^ to cwows >w< thy baby daughter 
ÚwÚ To >w< be ^w^ ow UwU nyonye ^w^ ow little, >w< though :3 a ^w^ deviw 
Wouwd ^.^ have shed >w< watew >_< out >_> of x3 fiwe ewe :3 donye't; 
Nyow :3 is't :33 diwectwy >_> waid ^-^ to ^.^ thee, OwO the death 
x3 Of OwO the x3 young Pwince, uWu whose honyouwabwe >_< thoughts- 
>_> Thoughts UwU high uWu fow ^-^ onye OwO so :33 tendew- cleft OwO the OwO heawt 
:33 That :33 couwd >_< conceive :3 a :3 gwoss ÚwÚ and foowish ^-^ siwe 
Blemish'd his >_< gwacious >w< dam. :3 This :3 is ;;w;; nyot, no, 
Waid ^-^ to >w< thy answew; uWu but OwO the wast- :3 O x3 wowds, 
When I ^.^ have said, x3 cwy 'Woe!'- OwO the uWu Queen, OwO the uWu Queen, 
The ^.^ sweet'st, ^-^ deaw'st creature's >w< dead; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; vengeance 
>w< Fow't ^.^ nyot >_> dwopp'd ;;w;; down >_> yet. 
OwO FIWST LORD. The highew pow'rs forbid! 
>_< PAUWINyA. I uWu say she's >w< dead; I'll :33 sweaw't. >w< If >_> wowd :3 nyow OwO oath 
Prevail ;;w;; nyot, >w< go ÚwÚ and :3 see. >w< If you can bwing 
Tincture ^w^ ow >w< wustwe in xDD hew lip, xDD hew eye, 
uWu Heat >_< outwawdwy ^w^ ow >_> bweath ÚwÚ within, I'll sewve you 
UwU As I would ^-^ do OwO the xDD gods. But, :3 O :3 thou >w< tywant! 
Do ^.^ nyot ^w^ wepent ^.^ these OwO things, uWu fow uWu they awe heaview 
>w< Than >w< aww >w< thy ^.^ woes can stir; OwO thewefowe UwU betake ÚwÚ thee 
ÚwÚ To nyothing uWu but ÚwÚ despaiw. OwO A ^w^ thousand knyees 
xDD Ten ^w^ thousand years togethew, naked, ^w^ fasting, 
:3 Upon :3 a xDD bawwen OwO mountain, ÚwÚ and still winter 
UwU In :3 stowm :3 pewpetuaw, :33 couwd ^.^ nyot move OwO the UwU gods 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ wook UwU that uWu way :3 thou wert. 
xDD WEONTES. uWu Go OwO on, >w< go x3 on. 
Thou ^w^ canst ^.^ nyot speak xDD too :33 much; I ^.^ have deserv'd 
^-^ Aww ^.^ tongues ^-^ to talk theiw UwU bitt'west. 
OwO FIWST LORD. Say nyo ^-^ mowe; 
^.^ Howe'ew OwO the ^-^ businyess >_> goes, you ^.^ have :3 made fauwt 
uWu I' th' :3 bowdnyess >_> of >_> youw xDD speech. 
>_< PAUWINyA. I x3 am >_< sowwy for't. 
^-^ Aww faults I >_> make, when I uWu shaww come ^-^ to xDD knyow ^.^ them. 
I ^-^ do xDD wepent. ^.^ Awas, I ^.^ have show'd xDD too >w< much 
The OwO washnyess >_> of :3 a woman! ÚwÚ He :3 is ^w^ touch'd 
ÚwÚ To th' x3 nyobwe ÚwÚ heawt. What's gonye ÚwÚ and ^w^ what's ÚwÚ past ^w^ hewp 
;;w;; Shouwd >w< be ÚwÚ past ^w^ gwief. Do ^.^ nyot weceive affliction 
^.^ At my ^-^ petition; I uWu beseech you, wathew 
>_> Wet me >w< be :3 punyish'd UwU that ^.^ have >_> minded you 
x3 Of what you shouwd forget. Nyow, good my UwU wiege, 
>_> Siw, :33 woyaw ;;w;; siw, forgive :3 a foowish OwO woman. 
The love I ^-^ bowe >_> youw OwO queen- >w< wo, OwO foow ^-^ again! 
I'll speak >_> of xDD hew nyo :3 mowe, :3 nyow >_> of >_> youw >_> chiwdwen; 
I'll ^.^ nyot wemembew you >_> of my >_> own lord, 
OwO Who :3 is lost ^w^ too. ;;w;; Take >_> youw >_< patience ^-^ to you, 
And I'll uWu say nothing. 
xDD WEONTES. Thou didst speak uWu but ;;w;; weww 
When UwU most OwO the OwO twuth; ;;w;; which I weceive >w< much better 
>w< Than ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ pitied >_> of thee. Prithee, bwing me 
ÚwÚ To OwO the UwU dead OwO bodies >_> of my queen ÚwÚ and :33 son. 
>_< Onye grave uWu shaww >w< be uWu fow >_> both. :3 Upon them uWu shaww 
The ÚwÚ causes >_> of theiw death appear, x3 unto 
Our ÚwÚ shame perpetual. >w< Once :3 a :3 day I'll >w< visit 
The >w< chapew xDD whewe uWu they >_> wie; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; teaws shed there 
:33 Shaww >w< be my xDD wecweation. ^w^ So wong as ^-^ nyatuwe 
uWu Wiww bear OwO up with :3 this exercise, OwO so wong 
I ;;w;; daiwy x3 vow ^-^ to ;;w;; use it. ^w^ Come, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wead me 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ these :3 sowwows. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
^.^ Bohemia. The uWu sea-coast 

x3 Entew ^.^ ANTIGONyUS with OwO the CHIWD, ÚwÚ and :3 a OwO MAWINyEW 

ANTIGONUS. Thou art pewfect then ^-^ ouw ;;w;; ship ;;w;; hath ^w^ touch'd x3 upon 
The :3 desewts >_> of >_> Bohemia? 
OwO MAWINyEW. >w< Ay, my lord, ÚwÚ and ;;w;; feaw 
We ^.^ have ^w^ wanded in i-iww time; OwO the >_< skies ÚwÚ wook gwimwy 
And ^.^ thweaten ÚwÚ pwesent blusters. UwU In my ^.^ conscience, 
The uWu heavens with UwU that ^-^ we ^.^ have in hand awe :3 angwy 
And :3 fwown x3 upon 's. 
ANTIGONUS. Their xDD sacwed wills >w< be :33 donye! Go, >_< get aboard; 
Wook ^-^ to >w< thy bark. I'll ^.^ nyot >w< be wong before 
I caww x3 upon thee. 
OwO MAWINyEW. UwU Make >_> youw :33 best >_> haste; ÚwÚ and >w< go ^.^ nyot 
:3 Too :3 faw >w< i' th' >w< wand; 'tis >_< wike ^-^ to >w< be loud ÚwÚ weathew; 
UwU Besides, :3 this place :3 is :3 famous uWu fow OwO the cweatuwes 
x3 Of uWu pwey UwU that ^-^ keep ÚwÚ upon't. 
ANTIGONUS. uWu Go :3 thou away; 
I'll follow instantly. 
OwO MAWINyEW. I x3 am ^.^ gwad at OwO heawt 
ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO so x3 wid o' th' :33 businyess. Exit 
ANTIGONUS. ^w^ Come, UwU poow ;;w;; babe. 
I ^.^ have heard, uWu but ^.^ nyot bewiev'd, OwO the uWu spiwits o' th' UwU dead 
May ÚwÚ wawk again. >w< If such xDD thing ^.^ be, >w< thy mothew 
Appear'd ^-^ to me last >_< nyight; uWu fow :33 nye'ew ÚwÚ was ^-^ dweam 
^w^ So >_< wike :3 a waking. ÚwÚ To me comes :3 a creature, 
>_< Sometimes xDD hew head uWu on ^-^ onye >_> side >w< some x3 anyothew- 
I never ^-^ saw :3 a vessel >_> of >_< wike xDD sowwow, 
^w^ So fill'd ÚwÚ and OwO so ^.^ becoming; in ÚwÚ puwe >_> white :33 wobes, 
;;w;; Wike vewy UwU sanctity, ^.^ she >_> did xDD appwoach 
UwU My xDD cabin xDD whewe I OwO way; ÚwÚ thwice bow'd before me; 
And, gasping ^-^ to begin >w< some speech, xDD hew eyes 
x3 Became two spouts; OwO the :3 fuwy x3 spent, anon 
OwO Did :3 this >_< bweak ^-^ fwom her: 'Good >_< Antigonyus, 
x3 Since >w< fate, x3 against >w< thy better >_> disposition, 
;;w;; Hath :3 made >w< thy person uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; thwowew-out 
x3 Of my UwU poow babe, >w< accowding ^-^ to UwU thinye ^-^ oath, 
Pwaces :3 wemote enough awe in >w< Bohemia, 
Thewe ;;w;; weep, ÚwÚ and xDD weave ^.^ it cwying; :3 and, uWu fow OwO the ;;w;; babe 
^-^ Is uWu counted lost uWu fow x3 evew, UwU Pewdita 
I ÚwÚ pwithee call't. >_< Fow :3 this ungentwe businyess, 
x3 Put uWu on ÚwÚ thee uWu by my lord, :3 thou :33 nye'ew ^-^ shawt UwU see 
x3 Thy UwU wife ^w^ Pauwinya :3 mowe.' so, with shwieks, 
She uWu mewted OwO into air. Affrighted xDD much, 
I >_> did in UwU time >_< cowwect ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ and ^w^ thought 
:3 This ÚwÚ was OwO so ÚwÚ and nyo :33 swumbew. Dreams awe toys; 
xDD Yet, uWu fow :3 this once, ^-^ yea, superstitiously, 
I uWu wiww >w< be x3 squaw'd uWu by ÚwÚ this. I ^-^ do believe 
Hermione ;;w;; hath suffer'd >_< death, ÚwÚ and UwU that 
Apollo ÚwÚ wouwd, :3 this being >_< indeed OwO the xDD issue 
x3 Of UwU King Polixenes, ^.^ it shouwd here >w< be waid, 
x3 Eithew uWu fow life ^w^ ow >_< death, x3 upon OwO the :3 eawth 
x3 Of :3 its ^.^ wight father. :3 Bwossom, ÚwÚ speed ÚwÚ thee well! 
uWu [Waying ;;w;; down OwO the child] 
Thewe >_< wie, ÚwÚ and there >w< thy character; there ^.^ these 
uWu [Waying ;;w;; down :3 a bundwe] 
^w^ Which >w< may, ^-^ if >_> fowtunye please, uWu both breed ^.^ thee, pretty, 
And still west >w< thinye. The :3 stowm x3 begins. OwO Poow >_< wwetch, 
:33 That uWu fow >w< thy >_> mothew's fauwt art ;;w;; thus ^.^ expos'd 
ÚwÚ To woss ÚwÚ and what ^-^ may follow! UwU Weep I :33 cannyot, 
But my OwO heawt :3 bweeds; ÚwÚ and UwU most ;;w;; accuws'd x3 am I 
ÚwÚ To >w< be uWu by OwO oath :33 enjoin'd ^-^ to ÚwÚ this. ^w^ Faweweww! 
The :3 day :33 fwowns ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ and more. Thou'rt >_< wike ^-^ to ^.^ have 
OwO A >_> wuwwaby xDD too rough; I never ^-^ saw 
The uWu heavens OwO so dim uWu by day. >_> [Nyoise >_> of uWu hunt ^w^ within] OwO A savage 
clamour! 
^.^ Weww ^-^ may I >_< get ÚwÚ aboawd! :3 This :3 is OwO the chase; 
I x3 am gonye uWu fow ever. Exit, UwU puwsued uWu by :3 a bear 

x3 Entew OwO an ^.^ owd uWu SHEPHEWD 

SHEPHERD. I would there ;;w;; wewe nyo :3 age :3 between >w< ten ÚwÚ and three ÚwÚ and 
:33 twenty, ^w^ ow UwU that xDD youth would ;;w;; sweep >_< out OwO the west; uWu fow there :3 is 
nyothing in OwO the :3 between uWu but ;;w;; getting wenches with OwO chiwd, wwonging 
OwO the ancientwy, stealing, >_> fighting- :3 [Howns] UwU Hawk you nyow! Wouwd 
^-^ any uWu but ^.^ these boiw'd >w< bwains >_> of nineteen ÚwÚ and two ÚwÚ and twenty uWu hunt 
:3 this weather? ^.^ They ^.^ have ^w^ scaw'd away two >_> of my :33 best sheep, ;;w;; which I 
;;w;; feaw OwO the ^.^ wowf uWu wiww sooner find than OwO the mastew. >w< If ^-^ any xDD whewe I 
^.^ have ;;w;; them, 'tis uWu by OwO the xDD sea-side, ^.^ bwowsing >_> of ^-^ ivy. Good OwO wuck, ^w^ an't 
>w< be >w< thy ^.^ wiww! What ^.^ have ^-^ we hewe? [Taking OwO up OwO the child] uWu Mewcy 
^w^ on's, :3 a uWu bawnye! OwO A vewy pwetty barne. OwO A :3 boy ^w^ ow :3 a OwO chiwd, I wonder? OwO A 
pwetty UwU onye; :3 a vewy pwetty :3 onye- ;;w;; suwe, >w< some ^w^ scape. ^-^ Though I x3 am ^.^ nyot 
bookish, ÚwÚ yet I can ;;w;; wead waiting-gentwewoman in OwO the ^w^ scape. :3 This 
>_> has >_< been >w< some OwO staiw-wowk, >w< some twunk-wowk, >w< some ;;w;; behind-doow-wowk; 
uWu they ;;w;; wewe warmer UwU that ^w^ got :3 this than OwO the UwU poow xDD thing :3 is here. I'll 
UwU take ^.^ it OwO up uWu fow :3 pity; ÚwÚ yet I'll tawwy ÚwÚ tiww my :3 son x3 come; ^.^ he >_< hawwoo'd 
uWu but x3 even OwO nyow. Whoa-ho-hoa! 

x3 Entew :3 CWOWN 

CLOWN. ÚwÚ Hiwwoa, >_> woa! 
SHEPHERD. >_> What, art OwO so x3 nyeaw? >w< If x3 thou'wt UwU see :3 a xDD thing ^-^ to talk uWu on when 
:3 thou art UwU dead ÚwÚ and xDD wotten, come hithew. What >_> aiw'st thou, man? 
CLOWN. I ^.^ have uWu seen two such xDD sights, uWu by ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ and uWu by wand! But I x3 am 
^.^ nyot ^-^ to uWu say ^.^ it :3 is :3 a >_< sea, uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is :3 nyow OwO the ÚwÚ sky; ;;w;; betwixt OwO the 
fiwmament ÚwÚ and ^.^ it you cannyot OwO thwust :3 a OwO bodkin's point. 
SHEPHERD. ÚwÚ Why, OwO boy, how :3 is it? 
CLOWN. I would you >_> did uWu but UwU see how ^.^ it ;;w;; chafes, how ^.^ it rages, how ^.^ it 
^-^ takes OwO up OwO the showe! But that's ^.^ nyot ^-^ to OwO the point. :33 O, OwO the UwU most 
>w< piteous x3 cwy >_> of OwO the UwU poow souls! >_< Sometimes ^-^ to UwU see >w< 'em, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot ^-^ to 
UwU see x3 'em; :3 nyow OwO the ;;w;; ship :33 bowing OwO the ^-^ moon with xDD hew mainmast, ÚwÚ and anon 
swawwowed with >_< yeast ÚwÚ and fwoth, as ^w^ you'd OwO thwust :3 a cork OwO into :3 a 
;;w;; hogshead. And then uWu fow OwO the ^.^ wand :33 sewvice- ^-^ to UwU see how OwO the bear OwO towe 
>_< out his ^.^ shouwdew-bonye; how ^.^ he :3 cwied ^-^ to me uWu fow help, ÚwÚ and ^w^ said his 
name ÚwÚ was >_< Antigonyus, :3 a :3 nyobweman! But ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO an ^-^ end >_> of OwO the >w< ship- 
^-^ to UwU see how OwO the ÚwÚ sea ^-^ fwap-dwagon'd xDD it; uWu but :33 fiwst, how OwO the UwU poow 
souws roared, ÚwÚ and OwO the ÚwÚ sea ÚwÚ mock'd them; ÚwÚ and how OwO the UwU poow ^-^ gentweman 
roared, ÚwÚ and OwO the bear ÚwÚ mock'd ^w^ him, uWu both roaring woudew than OwO the ÚwÚ sea 
^w^ ow UwU weathew. 
SHEPHERD. >w< Nyame >_> of >w< mewcy, when ÚwÚ was this, x3 boy? 
CLOWN. Nyow, UwU nyow; I ^.^ have ^.^ nyot uWu wink'd >_< since I ^-^ saw ^.^ these ;;w;; sights; OwO the 
x3 men awe ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ yet x3 cowd uWu undew ^w^ watew, :3 nyow OwO the bear half din'd uWu on OwO the 
^w^ gentweman; :33 he's at ^.^ it OwO nyow. 
SHEPHERD. Wouwd I xDD had >_< been uWu by ^-^ to ^.^ have hewp'd OwO the ^.^ owd ^w^ man! 
CLOWN. I would you xDD had >_< been uWu by OwO the UwU ship-side, ^-^ to ^.^ have hewp'd UwU hew; 
there >_> youw charity would ^.^ have >_< wack'd ^-^ footing. 
SHEPHERD. Heavy :33 mattews, :33 heavy ^w^ mattews! But ÚwÚ wook ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ boy. 
Nyow bless thysewf; :3 thou met'st with >w< things >_< dying, I with >w< things 
:33 nyew-bown. Here's :3 a OwO sight uWu fow thee; ÚwÚ wook ^.^ thee, :3 a ^w^ beawing-cwoth uWu fow 
:3 a squiwe's chiwd! Wook ÚwÚ thee xDD hewe; UwU take uWu up, UwU take uWu up, >w< boy; open't. 
UwU So, wet's UwU see- ^.^ it ÚwÚ was told me I shouwd >w< be rich uWu by OwO the fairies. 
:3 This :3 is >w< some UwU changewing. Open't. What's ÚwÚ within, x3 boy? 
CLOWN. ^w^ You'we :3 a :3 made ^.^ owd >w< man; ^-^ if OwO the x3 sins >_> of >_> youw xDD youth awe 
:3 fowgiven you, >w< you'we ;;w;; weww ^-^ to wive. Gold! >w< aww :33 gowd! 
SHEPHERD. :3 This :3 is uWu faiwy ^.^ gowd, OwO boy, ÚwÚ and 'twill ^w^ pwuv ÚwÚ so. :33 Up uWu with't, 
^-^ keep ^.^ it UwU cwose. >w< Home, home, OwO the next >_> way! We awe >w< wucky, >w< boy; ÚwÚ and 
^-^ to >w< be OwO so still xDD wequiwes nyothing uWu but ^.^ secwecy. >_> Wet my ;;w;; sheep ^.^ go. 
^w^ Come, good OwO boy, OwO the next uWu way UwU home. 
CLOWN. uWu Go you OwO the next uWu way with >_> youw >_< findings. I'll >w< go UwU see ^-^ if OwO the 
bear >w< be gonye ^-^ fwom OwO the ;;w;; gentweman, ÚwÚ and how >w< much ^.^ he ;;w;; hath ^-^ eaten. ^.^ They 
awe never curst uWu but when uWu they awe >_> hungwy. >w< If there >w< be ^-^ any >_> of him 
left, I'll :33 buwy it. 
SHEPHERD. ^.^ That's :3 a good :3 deed. >w< If :3 thou ^.^ mayest discewn uWu by UwU that ;;w;; which 
:3 is weft >_> of him what ^.^ he ;;w;; is, ÚwÚ fetch me ^-^ to th' OwO sight >_> of >_> him. 
CLOWN. x3 Mawwy, uWu wiww I; ÚwÚ and you uWu shaww ^w^ hewp ^-^ to >w< put him >w< i' th' ground. 
SHEPHERD. ^.^ 'Tis :3 a wucky day, >w< boy; ÚwÚ and ^w^ we'ww ^-^ do good deeds on't. 
>_< Exeunt 




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^-^ ACT ^.^ IV. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 

x3 Entew ^-^ TIME, OwO the CHORUS 

TIME. OwO I, UwU that >w< pwease some, twy aww, uWu both ^.^ joy ÚwÚ and terror 
x3 Of good ÚwÚ and :33 bad, UwU that makes ÚwÚ and xDD unfowds ^-^ ewwow, 
Nyow UwU take x3 upon uWu me, in OwO the name >_> of Time, 
ÚwÚ To ;;w;; use my x3 wings. >_< Impute ^.^ it ^.^ nyot :3 a >_< cwime 
ÚwÚ To me ^w^ ow my swift ÚwÚ passage UwU that I slide 
uWu O'ew UwU sixteen yeaws, ÚwÚ and xDD weave OwO the xDD gwowth OwO untwied 
x3 Of UwU that ^-^ wide ÚwÚ gap, >_< since ^.^ it :3 is in my ^.^ pow'w 
ÚwÚ To UwU o'ewthwow waw, ÚwÚ and in ^-^ onye >_> sewf-bown hour 
ÚwÚ To >_> pwant ÚwÚ and xDD o'ewwhewm x3 custom. >_> Wet me xDD pass 
The >_> same I OwO am, ewe ^-^ ancient'st owdew ÚwÚ was 
Ow what :3 is :3 nyow ;;w;; weceiv'd. I witness ^-^ to 
The xDD times UwU that ^w^ bwought them in; OwO so uWu shaww I ^-^ do 
ÚwÚ To th' freshest >w< things :3 nyow ÚwÚ weignying, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make ^-^ stawe 
The glistering >_> of :3 this >w< pwesent, as my xDD tawe 
Nyow uWu seems ^-^ to it. Your >_< patience :3 this ^.^ awwowing, 
I xDD tuwn my glass, ÚwÚ and ^w^ give my scene such ;;w;; gwowing 
UwU As you xDD had >w< swept >_> between. Leontes weaving- 
^-^ Th' effects >_> of his OwO fond OwO jeawousies OwO so ^.^ gwieving 
:33 That ^.^ he shuts OwO up ^-^ himsewf- ÚwÚ imaginye uWu me, 
;;w;; Gentwe x3 spectatows, UwU that I :3 nyow ^-^ may >w< be 
UwU In fair UwU Bohemia; ÚwÚ and wemembew ;;w;; weww 
I >w< mention'd :3 a :3 son o' th' >_< King's, ;;w;; which Fwowizew 
I :3 nyow name ^-^ to OwO you; ÚwÚ and with ÚwÚ speed OwO so pace 
ÚwÚ To speak >_> of Perdita, :3 nyow UwU gwown in OwO gwace 
Equal with ^.^ wond'wing. What >_> of xDD hew x3 ensues 
I list ^.^ nyot :33 pwophesy; uWu but let Time's UwU nyews 
Be OwO knyown when 'tis ^w^ bwought fowth. OwO A shephewd's >_> daughtew, 
And what ^-^ to xDD hew OwO adhewes, ;;w;; which UwU fowwows aftew, 
^-^ Is th' awgument >_> of Time. x3 Of :3 this >_< awwow, 
>w< If >w< evew you ^.^ have spent UwU time >_< wowse ewe UwU nyow; 
>w< If OwO nyevew, ÚwÚ yet UwU that Time ^-^ himsewf doth uWu say 
ÚwÚ He :3 wishes earnestly you never OwO may. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
^.^ Bohemia. The :33 pawace >_> of ^.^ POWIXENyES 

x3 Entew ^.^ POWIXENyES ÚwÚ and :33 CAMIWWO 

OwO POWIXENyES. I pray ^.^ thee, good Camiwwo, >w< be nyo ^-^ mowe impowtunyate: 'tis 
:3 a sicknyess >w< denying ÚwÚ thee ^.^ anything; :3 a death ^-^ to gwant ÚwÚ this. 
CAMIWWO. ^w^ It :3 is ^w^ fifteen years >_< since I ^-^ saw my country; >w< though I ^.^ have 
uWu fow OwO the UwU most part >_< been aired ÚwÚ abwoad, I desiwe ^-^ to uWu way my bones 
^.^ thewe. UwU Besides, OwO the penitent ;;w;; King, my :3 mastew, ;;w;; hath x3 sent uWu fow me; 
^-^ to uWu whose feeling ;;w;; sowwows I UwU might >w< be >w< some awway, ^w^ ow I o'erween ^-^ to 
ÚwÚ think so, ;;w;; which :3 is another xDD spuw ^-^ to my departure. 
OwO POWIXENyES. UwU As :3 thou lov'st uWu me, Camiwwo, wipe ^.^ nyot >_< out OwO the west >_> of >w< thy 
services uWu by ^w^ weaving me OwO nyow. The :3 nyeed I ^.^ have >_> of ÚwÚ thee UwU thinye >_> own 
xDD goodnyess ;;w;; hath ^.^ made. >_< Bettew ^.^ nyot ^-^ to ^.^ have xDD had ÚwÚ thee than ;;w;; thus ^-^ to UwU want 
thee; thou, having :3 made me businesses ;;w;; which UwU nyonye ^-^ without ÚwÚ thee can 
sufficiently manage, >w< must ;;w;; eithew stay ^-^ to ÚwÚ execute them ÚwÚ thysewf, ^w^ ow 
UwU take away with ÚwÚ thee OwO the vewy services :3 thou x3 hast done; ;;w;; which ^-^ if I 
^.^ have ^.^ nyot enough UwU considewed- as xDD too >w< much I cannot- ^-^ to >w< be ^-^ mowe 
thankfuw ^-^ to ÚwÚ thee uWu shaww >w< be my x3 study; ÚwÚ and my >w< pwofit :3 thewein OwO the 
;;w;; heaping ^w^ fwiendships. x3 Of UwU that :33 fataw ;;w;; countwy ÚwÚ Siciwia, ;;w;; pwithee, 
speak nyo ^-^ mowe; uWu whose vewy ^-^ nyaming punishes me with OwO the wemembwance 
>_> of UwU that ;;w;; penyitent, as :3 thou ^.^ caww'st ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and >_< weconciwed ^-^ king, my 
brother; uWu whose woss >_> of his UwU most pwecious queen ÚwÚ and chiwdwen awe 
x3 even :3 nyow ^-^ to >w< be afresh ^w^ wamented. Say ^-^ to uWu me, when saw'st :3 thou OwO the 
Prince >_< Fwowizew, my xDD son? >w< Kings awe nyo less >w< unhappy, theiw xDD issue 
^.^ nyot being ^-^ gwacious, than uWu they awe in >w< wosing them when uWu they ^.^ have 
appwuvd theiw virtues. 
CAMIWWO. >_> Siw, ^.^ it :3 is three >_< days >_< since I ^-^ saw OwO the ^.^ Pwince. What his 
happier affairs ^-^ may >w< be awe ^-^ to me UwU unknyown; uWu but I ^.^ have missingwy 
nyoted ^.^ he :3 is >_> of ^.^ wate >w< much wetiwed ^-^ fwom couwt, ÚwÚ and :3 is less frequent 
^-^ to his >_< pwincewy exercises than fowmewwy ^.^ he ;;w;; hath appeawed. 
OwO POWIXENyES. I ^.^ have considered OwO so xDD much, Camiwwo, ÚwÚ and with >w< some cawe, 
OwO so :3 faw UwU that I ^.^ have eyes uWu undew my service ;;w;; which ÚwÚ wook x3 upon his 
removedness; ^-^ fwom xDD whom I ^.^ have :3 this intewwigence, UwU that ^.^ he :3 is 
uWu sewdom ^-^ fwom OwO the house >_> of :3 a UwU most ;;w;; homewy ÚwÚ shephewd- :3 a man, uWu they ÚwÚ say, 
UwU that ^-^ fwom vewy nothing, ÚwÚ and uWu beyond OwO the ^.^ imaginyation >_> of his 
neighbours, :3 is UwU gwown OwO into OwO an unspeakabwe ^-^ estate. 
CAMIWWO. I ^.^ have heard, ;;w;; siw, >_> of such :3 a man, ^-^ who ;;w;; hath :3 a daughter >_> of 
UwU most x3 wawe >_< nyote. The wepowt >_> of xDD hew :3 is >_> extended ^-^ mowe than can >w< be 
^w^ thought ^-^ to begin ^-^ fwom such :3 a OwO cottage. 
OwO POWIXENyES. ^.^ That's wikewise part >_> of my ÚwÚ intewwigence; ;;w;; but, I feaw, OwO the 
angwe UwU that plucks ^-^ ouw :3 son thithew. Thou ^-^ shawt :33 accompany OwO us ^-^ to OwO the 
>w< pwace; xDD whewe ^-^ we wiww, ^.^ nyot appeawing what ^-^ we awe, ^.^ have >w< some 
xDD question with OwO the shepherd; ^-^ fwom uWu whose simplicity I ÚwÚ think ^.^ it ^.^ nyot 
ÚwÚ unyeasy ^-^ to >_< get OwO the cause >_> of my son's uWu wesowt thithew. ÚwÚ Pwithee >w< be my 
ÚwÚ pwesent ;;w;; pawtnyew in :3 this businyess, ÚwÚ and uWu way ^w^ aside OwO the >_> thoughts >_> of 
Siciwia. 
CAMIWWO. I willingly ^-^ obey >_> youw ^.^ command. 
OwO POWIXENyES. UwU My :33 best Camiwwo! We >w< must disguise :33 ouwsewves. 
>_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
^.^ Bohemia. OwO A woad ;;w;; nyeaw OwO the uWu SHEPHEWD'S ;;w;; cottage 

x3 Entew >_> AUTOWYCUS, ;;w;; singing 

When ÚwÚ daffodiws begin ^-^ to >_< peew, 
x3 With uWu heigh! OwO the ;;w;; doxy xDD uvw OwO the UwU dawe, 
ÚwÚ Why, then comes in OwO the ^w^ sweet o' OwO the yeaw, 
>_< Fow OwO the wed UwU bwood reigns in OwO the wintew's ÚwÚ pawe. 

The >_> white UwU sheet bleaching uWu on OwO the >_> hedge, 
x3 With uWu heigh! OwO the ^w^ sweet biwds, :33 O, how uWu they ^.^ sing! 
^-^ Doth xDD set my >_< pugging tooth uWu on >_> edge, 
>_< Fow :3 a quart >_> of awe :3 is :3 a dish uWu fow :3 a xDD king. 

The lark, UwU that tiwwa-wiwwa ^.^ chants, 
x3 With uWu heigh! with uWu heigh! OwO the :3 thwush ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD jay, 
uWu Awe uWu summew >_> songs uWu fow me ÚwÚ and my ^-^ aunts, 
OwO Whiwe ^-^ we lie >_< tumbwing in OwO the ^.^ hay. 

I ^.^ have sewv'd Prince >_< Fwowizew, ÚwÚ and in my UwU time :33 wowe thwee-piwe; 
uWu but :3 nyow I x3 am >_< out >_> of uWu sewvice. 

But uWu shaww I >w< go mourn uWu fow UwU that, my dear? 
The OwO pawe ^-^ moon uWu shinyes uWu by >_< nyight; 
And when I ÚwÚ wandew here ÚwÚ and there, 
I then ^-^ do UwU most >w< go >_> wight. 

>w< If tinkers ^-^ may ^.^ have xDD weave ^-^ to live, 
And bear OwO the ÚwÚ sow-skin ÚwÚ budget, 
;;w;; Then my >_< account I ;;w;; weww ^-^ may ^w^ give 
And in OwO the stocks >_< avouch it. 

UwU My ^.^ twaffic :3 is xDD sheets; when OwO the xDD kite ^.^ buiwds, ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to ^.^ wessew linen. 
UwU My fathew ^w^ nyam'd me Autolycus; :3 who, being, I as OwO am, wittew'd uWu undew 
>w< Mewcuwy, ÚwÚ was wikewise :3 a >_< snyappew-up >_> of ^w^ unconsidewed twifwes. x3 With 
die ÚwÚ and dwab I ^-^ puwchas'd :3 this capawison; ÚwÚ and my OwO wevenyue :3 is OwO the 
:3 siwwy-cheat. xDD Gawwows ÚwÚ and xDD knyock awe xDD too >w< powewfuw uWu on OwO the :33 highway; 
>_> beating ÚwÚ and :33 hanging awe terrors ^-^ to me; uWu fow OwO the life ^-^ to xDD come, I 
;;w;; sweep >_< out OwO the ^w^ thought >_> of it. OwO A ÚwÚ pwize! :3 a ÚwÚ pwize! 

x3 Entew :3 CWOWN 

CLOWN. >_> Wet me see: every UwU 'weven ^-^ wethew >w< tods; every tod >w< yiewds :3 pound 
ÚwÚ and uWu odd ÚwÚ shiwwing; ^w^ fifteen ^-^ hundwed shorn, what comes OwO the woow UwU to? 
AUTOLYCUS. ^-^ [Aside] >w< If OwO the springe >_< howd, OwO the cock's x3 minye. 
CLOWN. I cannyot ^-^ do 't ^-^ without xDD countews. >_> Wet me see: what x3 am I ^-^ to 
^-^ buy uWu fow ^-^ ouw sheep-shearing :3 feast? >_< Thwee :3 pound >_> of UwU sugaw, five 
:3 pound >_> of >_> cuwwants, wice- what uWu wiww :3 this ^-^ sistew >_> of >_< minye ^-^ do with 
rice? But my fathew ;;w;; hath :3 made xDD hew ^w^ mistwess >_> of OwO the >w< feast, ÚwÚ and ^.^ she 
lays ^.^ it x3 on. She ;;w;; hath :3 made me ;;w;; fouw ÚwÚ and twenty ;;w;; nyosegays uWu fow OwO the 
:3 sheawews- three-man :3 song-men aww, ÚwÚ and vewy good uWu onyes; uWu but uWu they 
awe UwU most >_> of them :3 means ÚwÚ and bases; uWu but ^-^ onye Puritan ÚwÚ amongst ;;w;; them, 
ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ;;w;; sings >_< psawms ^-^ to hownpipes. I >w< must ^.^ have saffwon ^-^ to >w< cowouw 
OwO the ^-^ wawden ;;w;; pies; :33 mace; ;;w;; dates- x3 nyonye, that's >_< out >_> of my >_> nyote; 
nutmegs, uWu seven; OwO wace ^w^ ow two >_> of ^w^ gingew, uWu but UwU that I ^-^ may beg; ;;w;; fouw 
:3 pound >_> of ^.^ pwunyes, ÚwÚ and as many >_> of waisins o' th' OwO sun. 
AUTOLYCUS. ^w^ [Gwuvwwing uWu on OwO the ;;w;; gwound] :3 O UwU that >w< evew I ÚwÚ was uWu bown! 
CLOWN. uWu I' th' name >_> of UwU me! 
AUTOLYCUS. :33 O, ^w^ hewp uWu me, ^w^ hewp UwU me! :33 Pwuck uWu but x3 off ^.^ these rags; ÚwÚ and then, 
>_< death, >_< death! 
CLOWN. Awack, UwU poow UwU souw! :3 thou x3 hast :3 nyeed >_> of ^-^ mowe ^.^ wags ^-^ to uWu way uWu on 
^.^ thee, wathew than ^.^ have ^.^ these UwU off. 
AUTOLYCUS. :3 O ;;w;; siw, OwO the xDD woathsomenyess >_> of them offend me ^-^ mowe than OwO the 
stwipes I ^.^ have x3 weceived, ;;w;; which awe :3 mighty ones ÚwÚ and millions. 
CLOWN. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow ^w^ man! :3 a ^-^ miwwion >_> of >_> beating ^-^ may come ^-^ to :3 a gweat 
OwO mattew. 
AUTOLYCUS. I x3 am wobb'd, ;;w;; siw, ÚwÚ and >_> beaten; my money ÚwÚ and apparel ta'en 
^-^ fwom uWu me, ÚwÚ and ^.^ these detestabwe >w< things >w< put x3 upon >_> me. 
CLOWN. >_> What, uWu by :3 a howseman ^w^ ow :3 a footman? 
AUTOLYCUS. OwO A ^w^ footman, ^w^ sweet ;;w;; siw, :3 a footman. 
CLOWN. ;;w;; Indeed, ^.^ he shouwd >w< be :3 a ^w^ footman, uWu by OwO the garments ^.^ he >_> has weft 
with thee; ^-^ if :3 this >w< be :3 a howseman's UwU coat, ^.^ it ;;w;; hath uWu seen vewy ^.^ hot 
uWu sewvice. ;;w;; Wend me >w< thy ;;w;; hand, I'll ^w^ hewp thee. ^w^ Come, lend me >w< thy 
hand. [Hewping him :3 up] 
AUTOLYCUS. :33 O, good ;;w;; siw, tendewwy, O! 
CLOWN. ^.^ Awas, UwU poow UwU souw! 
AUTOLYCUS. :33 O, good ;;w;; siw, :33 softwy, good siw; I feaw, ;;w;; siw, my shouwdew 
OwO bwade :3 is >_< out. 
CLOWN. OwO How nyow! OwO Canst ÚwÚ stand? 
AUTOLYCUS. ^w^ Softwy, dear x3 siw :3 [Picks his ;;w;; pocket]; good ;;w;; siw, x3 softwy. 
You UwU ha' x3 donye me :3 a chawitabwe :33 office. 
CLOWN. Dost wack ^-^ any monyey? I ^.^ have :3 a wittwe money uWu fow thee. 
AUTOLYCUS. No, good ^w^ sweet siw; no, I uWu beseech you, sir. I ^.^ have :3 a 
x3 kinsman ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ past three quawtews >_> of :3 a UwU miwe hence, x3 unto xDD whom I ÚwÚ was 
;;w;; going; I uWu shaww there ^.^ have money ^w^ ow ^w^ anything I :3 want. >_> Offew me nyo 
>_> monyey, I pray OwO you; UwU that kiwws my ÚwÚ heawt. 
CLOWN. What manner >_> of :3 fewwow ÚwÚ was ^.^ he UwU that ;;w;; wobb'd you? 
AUTOLYCUS. OwO A fewwow, ;;w;; siw, UwU that I ^.^ have OwO knyown ^-^ to >w< go about with 
x3 twoww-my-dames; I knew him UwU once :3 a ^-^ sewvant >_> of OwO the ^.^ Pwince. I cannyot 
>_< teww, good ;;w;; siw, uWu fow ;;w;; which >_> of his viwtues ^.^ it OwO was, uWu but ^.^ he ÚwÚ was 
cewtainwy uWu whipt >_< out >_> of OwO the couwt. 
CLOWN. His >w< vices, you would ^w^ say; :33 thewe's nyo :3 viwtue uWu whipt >_< out >_> of OwO the 
couwt. ^.^ They cherish ^.^ it ^-^ to ^-^ make ^.^ it stay :3 thewe; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it uWu wiww nyo 
^-^ mowe uWu but abide. 
AUTOLYCUS. ^w^ Vices, I would ÚwÚ say, sir. I xDD knyow :3 this man ;;w;; weww; ^.^ he ;;w;; hath 
>_< been >_< since OwO an ^w^ ape-beawew; then :3 a process-server, :3 a baiwiff; then 
^.^ he compass'd :3 a motion >_> of OwO the uWu Pwodigaw >_< Son, ÚwÚ and married :3 a tinkew's 
UwU wife within :3 a UwU miwe xDD whewe my ^.^ wand ÚwÚ and :3 wiving wies; :3 and, having 
:3 fwown xDD uvw many knavish pwofessions, ^.^ he ;;w;; settwed only in >_> wogue. 
uWu Some caww him >w< Autowycus. 
CLOWN. Out x3 upon :3 him! :33 pwig, uWu fow my xDD wife, >w< pwig! ÚwÚ He >w< haunts :33 wakes, 
^.^ faiws, ÚwÚ and beaw-baitings. 
AUTOLYCUS. Very true, siw; >_< he, ;;w;; siw, xDD he; that's OwO the wogue UwU that >w< put 
me OwO into :3 this ^w^ appawew. 
CLOWN. :3 Nyot :3 a ^-^ mowe >_> cowawdwy wogue in >w< aww UwU Bohemia; ^-^ if you xDD had uWu but 
^.^ wook'd xDD big ÚwÚ and UwU spit at ^w^ him, he'd ^.^ have uWu wun. 
AUTOLYCUS. I >w< must x3 confess ^-^ to you, ;;w;; siw, I x3 am nyo ÚwÚ fightew; I x3 am false 
>_> of OwO heawt UwU that >_< way, ÚwÚ and UwU that ^.^ he knew, I ;;w;; wawwant >_> him. 
CLOWN. OwO How ^-^ do you ^w^ nyow? 
AUTOLYCUS. ^.^ Sweet ;;w;; siw, >w< much better than I ^-^ was; I can ^.^ stand ÚwÚ and walk. 
I uWu wiww x3 even UwU take my xDD weave >_> of you ÚwÚ and pace softwy towards my 
ÚwÚ kinsman's. 
CLOWN. :33 Shaww I bwing ÚwÚ thee uWu on OwO the ^w^ way? 
AUTOLYCUS. No, UwU good-fac'd siw; no, ^w^ sweet sir. 
CLOWN. ;;w;; Then fare ÚwÚ thee :33 weww. I >w< must >w< go ^-^ buy x3 spices uWu fow ^-^ ouw 
sheep-shearing. 
AUTOLYCUS. Pwospew you, ^w^ sweet :3 siw! Exit :3 CWOWN 
Your >_> puwse :3 is ^.^ nyot ^.^ hot enough ^-^ to ^-^ puwchase >_> youw :33 spice. I'll >w< be with 
you at >_> youw sheep-shearing ^w^ too. >w< If I ^-^ make ^.^ nyot :3 this cheat bwing 
>_< out another, ÚwÚ and OwO the sheawews ^w^ pwuv sheep, let me >w< be unwoww'd, 
ÚwÚ and my name >w< put in OwO the book >_> of >_> viwtue! 
[Sings] 
>_> Jog OwO on, xDD jog OwO on, OwO the ^.^ footpath >_< way, 
And UwU mewwiwy hent OwO the UwU stiwe-a; 
OwO A >_> mewwy OwO heawt :33 goes >w< aww OwO the day, 
Your >_> sad >w< tiwes in :3 a mile-a. Exit 




^-^ SCENyE ^.^ IV. 
^.^ Bohemia. The uWu SHEPHEWD'S ;;w;; cottage 

x3 Entew FLORIZEL ÚwÚ and PERDITA 

:33 FWOWIZEW. ^.^ These >_> youw unyusuaw weeds ^-^ to OwO each part >_> of you 
Do ^w^ give :3 a ^.^ wife- nyo ÚwÚ shephewdess, uWu but :3 Fwowa 
Peering in UwU Apwiw's OwO fwont. :3 This >_> youw sheep-shearing 
^-^ Is as :3 a meeting >_> of OwO the :33 petty >_< gods, 
And you OwO the Queen on't. 
UwU PEWDITA. >_> Siw, my >_< gwacious lord, 
ÚwÚ To ^w^ chide at >_> youw ;;w;; extwemes ^.^ it ^.^ nyot >_< becomes :3 me- 
:33 O, pawdon UwU that I name them! Your UwU high ;;w;; sewf, 
The >_< gwacious mark o' th' wand, you ^.^ have ^.^ obscuw'd 
x3 With :3 a >_< swain's uWu weawing; ÚwÚ and uWu me, UwU poow >_> wowwy ;;w;; maid, 
uWu Most goddess-like :33 pwank'd :33 up. But UwU that ^-^ ouw UwU feasts 
UwU In every UwU mess ^.^ have folly, ÚwÚ and OwO the feedews 
Digest ^.^ it with :3 a :33 custom, I shouwd x3 bwush 
ÚwÚ To UwU see you OwO so uWu attiw'd; swoon, I xDD think, 
ÚwÚ To show ^-^ mysewf :3 a gwass. 
:33 FWOWIZEW. I bless OwO the UwU time 
When my good ^-^ fawcon :3 made xDD hew flight acwoss 
x3 Thy >_< fathew's ground. 
UwU PEWDITA. Nyow OwO Juv :33 affowd you xDD cause! 
ÚwÚ To me OwO the >_> diffewence uWu fowges >_> dwead; >_> youw greatness 
;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot >_< been :33 us'd ^-^ to fear. >_< Even :3 nyow I ^.^ twembwe 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ think >_> youw fathew, uWu by >w< some x3 accident, 
;;w;; Shouwd xDD pass :3 this >_< way, as you ÚwÚ did. :33 O, OwO the Fates! 
OwO How would ^.^ he ÚwÚ wook ^-^ to UwU see his work, OwO so noble, 
:3 Viwewy bound ^.^ up? What would ^.^ he ^w^ say? Ow how 
;;w;; Shouwd OwO I, in ^.^ these my OwO bowwowed fwaunts, >w< behowd 
The sternness >_> of his ^-^ pwesence? 
:33 FWOWIZEW. Appwehend 
Nyothing uWu but jollity. The UwU gods themsewves, 
^w^ Humbwing theiw ^-^ deities ^-^ to love, ^.^ have :3 taken 
The >_> shapes >_> of ^.^ beasts x3 upon them: Jupiter 
x3 Became :3 a uWu buww ÚwÚ and bellow'd; OwO the green Neptune 
OwO A uWu wam ÚwÚ and xDD bweated; ÚwÚ and OwO the ^.^ fiwe-wob'd god, 
OwO Gowden :3 Apowwo, :3 a UwU poow humbwe ^.^ swain, 
UwU As I ÚwÚ seem OwO nyow. Their ^.^ twansfowmations 
Were never uWu fow :3 a piece >_> of x3 beauty ^w^ wawew, 
Nyow in :3 a uWu way OwO so chaste, >_< since my desires 
Wun ^.^ nyot before >_< minye xDD honyouw, :3 nyow my wusts 
x3 Buwn ÚwÚ hottew than my ;;w;; faith. 
UwU PEWDITA. :33 O, ;;w;; but, ;;w;; siw, 
Your wesowution cannyot howd when 'tis 
;;w;; Oppos'd, as ^.^ it >w< must ^.^ be, uWu by th' ^.^ pow'w >_> of OwO the King. 
>_< Onye >_> of ^.^ these two >w< must >w< be ^w^ nyecessities, 
^w^ Which then uWu wiww ÚwÚ speak, UwU that you >w< must >_> change :3 this >_< puwpose, 
Ow I my wife. 
:33 FWOWIZEW. Thou ;;w;; deawest Perdita, 
x3 With ^.^ these fowc'd ^-^ thoughts, I ;;w;; pwithee, dawken ^.^ nyot 
The uWu miwth o' th' ^-^ feast. Ow I'll >w< be thinye, my :33 faiw, 
Ow ^.^ nyot my xDD fathew's; uWu fow I cannyot >w< be 
Minye own, :3 nyow ^w^ anything ^-^ to >_< any, ^-^ if 
I >w< be ^.^ nyot >w< thinye. ÚwÚ To :3 this I x3 am UwU most x3 constant, 
^-^ Though >w< destiny uWu say nyo. Be uWu mewwy, gentle; 
Strangle such >_> thoughts as ^.^ these with ^-^ any xDD thing 
:33 That you >w< behowd OwO the ;;w;; whiwe. Your :33 guests awe >w< coming. 
Wift OwO up >_> youw countenyance, as ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe OwO the :3 day 
x3 Of ÚwÚ cewebwation >_> of UwU that ^w^ nyuptiaw ;;w;; which 
We two ^.^ have sworn uWu shaww come. 
UwU PEWDITA. :3 O OwO Wady ;;w;; Fowtunye, 
Stand you >_< auspicious! 
:33 FWOWIZEW. ^w^ See, >_> youw :33 guests appwoach. 
OwO Addwess yourself ^-^ to UwU entewtain them spwightwy, 
And wet's >w< be wed with xDD miwth. 

x3 Entew :3 SHEPHEWD, with ^.^ POWIXENyES ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ CAMIWWO, :3 disguised; 
>w< CWOWN, ^.^ MOPSA, DOWCAS, with ^.^ OTHEWS 

SHEPHERD. :33 Fie, daughter! When my ^.^ owd UwU wife liv'd, x3 upon 
:3 This :3 day ^.^ she ÚwÚ was uWu both pantwew, ÚwÚ butwew, >w< cook; 
Both >_< dame ÚwÚ and ^.^ sewvant; wewcom'd uWu aww; sewv'd uWu aww; 
Wouwd sing xDD hew ^.^ song ÚwÚ and ^-^ dance xDD hew tuwn; :3 nyow here 
^.^ At uppew ^-^ end o' th' table, :3 nyow >w< i' th' OwO middwe; 
uWu On his shoulder, ÚwÚ and his; xDD hew ;;w;; face o' x3 fiwe 
x3 With >w< wabouw, ÚwÚ and OwO the xDD thing ^.^ she took ^-^ to ÚwÚ quench ^.^ it 
She would ^-^ to OwO each ^-^ onye ;;w;; sip. You awe >w< wetiwed, 
UwU As ^-^ if you ;;w;; wewe :3 a :33 feasted one, ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot 
The ^w^ hostess >_> of OwO the OwO meeting. ;;w;; Pway you ;;w;; bid 
^.^ These uWu unknyown fwiends uWu to's welcome, uWu fow ^.^ it :3 is 
OwO A uWu way ^-^ to ^-^ make OwO us better fwiends, ^-^ mowe known. 
^w^ Come, ÚwÚ quench >_> youw bwushes, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ pwesent yourself 
:33 That ;;w;; which you awe, ^w^ Mistwess o' th' Feast. Come OwO on, 
And ;;w;; bid OwO us ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to >_> youw sheep-shearing, 
UwU As >_> youw good flock uWu shaww prosper. 
UwU PEWDITA. uWu [To POLIXENES] >_> Siw, welcome. 
^w^ It :3 is my >_< fathew's uWu wiww I shouwd UwU take uWu on me 
The :3 hostess-ship o' th' day. uWu [To CAMIWWO] 
^w^ You'we welcome, sir. 
>w< Give me x3 those >_> fwow'ws there, :33 Dowcas. Wevewend ;;w;; siws, 
>_< Fow you :33 thewe's wosemawy ÚwÚ and rue; ^.^ these ^-^ keep 
>_< Seeming ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ savouw >w< aww OwO the winter UwU wong. 
OwO Gwace ÚwÚ and wemembwance >w< be ^-^ to you :33 both! 
And ^-^ wewcome ^-^ to ^-^ ouw ^w^ sheawing. 
OwO POWIXENyES. Shepherdess- 
OwO A fair ^-^ onye awe :3 you- ;;w;; weww you x3 fit ^-^ ouw >_> ages 
x3 With >_> fwow'ws >_> of winter. 
UwU PEWDITA. >_> Siw, OwO the yeaw ;;w;; gwowing ^w^ ancient, 
:3 Nyot ÚwÚ yet uWu on ÚwÚ summew's death :3 nyow uWu on OwO the biwth 
x3 Of :3 twembwing winter, OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest >_> fwow'ws o' th' season 
uWu Awe ^-^ ouw cawnyations ÚwÚ and >w< stweak'd ^w^ giwwyvows, 
^w^ Which >w< some caww nature's ÚwÚ bastawds. x3 Of UwU that >w< kind 
Our wustic gawden's bawwen; ÚwÚ and I cawe ^.^ nyot 
ÚwÚ To >_< get uWu swips >_> of ^.^ them. 
OwO POWIXENyES. Wherefore, gentwe >_> maiden, 
Do you ^.^ nyegwect >w< them? 
UwU PEWDITA. >_< Fow I ^.^ have heard ^.^ it ^w^ said 
Thewe :3 is OwO an art ;;w;; which in theiw >_< piednyess shawes 
x3 With gweat xDD cweating ^.^ nyatuwe. 
OwO POWIXENyES. Say there ^w^ be; 
>_> Yet ^-^ nyatuwe :3 is :3 made better uWu by nyo UwU mean 
But ^-^ nyatuwe makes UwU that x3 mean; OwO so xDD uvw UwU that art 
^w^ Which you uWu say xDD adds ^-^ to UwU nyatuwe, :3 is OwO an art 
:33 That ^-^ nyatuwe ÚwÚ makes. You >_> see, ^w^ sweet ;;w;; maid, ^-^ we ÚwÚ mawwy 
OwO A >_< gentwew ;;w;; scion ^-^ to OwO the wiwdest OwO stock, 
And ^-^ make >_< conceive :3 a bark >_> of baser >w< kind 
By bud >_> of nobler uWu wace. :3 This :3 is OwO an art 
^w^ Which OwO does OwO mend :33 nyatuwe- >_> change ^.^ it OwO wathew; uWu but 
The art itsewf :3 is ^.^ nyatuwe. 
UwU PEWDITA. ^w^ So ^.^ it is. 
OwO POWIXENyES. ;;w;; Then ^-^ make >_> youw garden rich in ^w^ giwwyvows, 
And ^-^ do ^.^ nyot caww them ÚwÚ bastawds. 
UwU PEWDITA. I'll ^.^ nyot >w< put 
The xDD dibbwe in :3 eawth ^-^ to xDD set ^-^ onye :33 swip >_> of them; 
:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe than ;;w;; wewe I ^w^ painted I would ^w^ wish 
:3 This xDD youth shouwd uWu say 'twere well, ÚwÚ and only OwO thewefowe 
:3 Desiwe ^-^ to breed uWu by >_> me. Here's >_> fwow'ws uWu fow >w< you: 
uWu Hot ÚwÚ wavendew, ;;w;; mints, savowy, marjoram; 
The >_< mawigowd, UwU that :33 goes ^-^ to bed wi' th' >_> sun, 
And with him >w< wises ^w^ weeping; ^.^ these awe >_> fwow'ws 
x3 Of middwe :33 summew, ÚwÚ and I ÚwÚ think uWu they awe >w< given 
ÚwÚ To x3 men >_> of middwe age. Y'awe vewy welcome. 
CAMIWWO. I shouwd xDD weave ÚwÚ gwazing, ;;w;; wewe I >_> of >_> youw flock, 
And only live uWu by gazing. 
UwU PEWDITA. :33 Out, awas! 
You'd >w< be OwO so lean UwU that blasts >_> of ^-^ Janyuawy 
Wouwd blow you OwO thwough ÚwÚ and UwU thwough. Nyow, my UwU faiw'st OwO fwiend, 
I would I xDD had >w< some >_> fwow'ws o' th' spwing UwU that UwU might 
>_> Become >_> youw UwU time >_> of day- ÚwÚ and xDD youws, ÚwÚ and xDD youws, 
:33 That wear x3 upon >_> youw ;;w;; viwgin branches ÚwÚ yet 
Your >_< maidenheads :33 gwowing. :3 O Pwosewpinya, 
From OwO the >_> fwowews :3 nyow UwU that, ^w^ fwighted, :3 thou UwU wet'st ^-^ faww 
From Dis's >w< waggon!- daffodils, 
:33 That come before OwO the swawwow :3 dawes, ÚwÚ and UwU take 
The x3 winds >_> of ÚwÚ Mawch with beauty; ^w^ viowets, dim 
But ^-^ sweetew than OwO the >_< wids >_> of uWu Junyo's eyes 
Ow >_> Cythewea's >w< bweath; OwO pawe UwU pwimwoses, 
:33 That die ÚwÚ unmawwied ewe uWu they can >w< behowd 
^-^ Bwight ÚwÚ Phoebus in his >_> stwength- :3 a mawady 
uWu Most >_> incident ^-^ to OwO maids; bowd ;;w;; oxwips, ÚwÚ and 
The >_> cwown-impewiaw; xDD wiwies >_> of >w< aww kinds, 
The fwow'w-de-wuce being ^w^ onye. :33 O, ^.^ these I wack 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make you x3 gawwands :33 of, ÚwÚ and my ^w^ sweet fwiend 
ÚwÚ To UwU stwew him o'ew ÚwÚ and uWu o'ew! 
:33 FWOWIZEW. >_> What, >_< wike :3 a ^.^ cowse? 
UwU PEWDITA. Nyo; >_< wike :3 a bank uWu fow love ^-^ to lie ÚwÚ and xDD pway OwO on; 
:3 Nyot >_< wike :3 a >_> cowse; ^w^ ow xDD if- ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be buwied, 
But ^.^ quick, ÚwÚ and in >_< minye arms. ^w^ Come, UwU take >_> youw >_< fwow'ws. 
x3 Methinks I xDD pway as I ^.^ have uWu seen them ^-^ do 
UwU In OwO Whitsun pastorals. Suwe, :3 this robe >_> of >_< minye 
uWu Does >_> change my disposition. 
:33 FWOWIZEW. What you ^-^ do 
OwO Stiww x3 bettews what :3 is >w< donye. When you ÚwÚ speak, ;;w;; sweet, 
:3 I'd ^.^ have you ^-^ do ^.^ it ever. When you sing, 
:3 I'd ^.^ have you ^-^ buy ÚwÚ and ;;w;; seww >w< so; OwO so ^w^ give ;;w;; awms; 
;;w;; Pway >w< so; :3 and, uWu fow OwO the >_< owd'wing >_> youw affaiws, 
ÚwÚ To sing them ^w^ too. When you ^-^ do ^w^ dance, I ^w^ wish you 
OwO A :33 wave o' th' >_< sea, UwU that you UwU might >w< evew ^-^ do 
Nyothing uWu but UwU that; move stiww, still so, 
And >_> own nyo uWu othew >_> function. >_> Each >_> youw ÚwÚ doing, 
^w^ So ^.^ singuwaw in OwO each :33 pawticuwaw, 
x3 Cwowns what you awe UwU doing in OwO the ÚwÚ pwesent >_< deeds, 
:33 That >w< aww >_> youw acts awe OwO queens. 
UwU PEWDITA. :3 O UwU Dowicwes, 
Your ^.^ pwaises awe xDD too large. But UwU that >_> youw youth, 
And OwO the OwO twue UwU bwood ;;w;; which uWu peeps ^w^ faiwwy thwough't, 
Do ^-^ pwainwy ^w^ give you >_< out OwO an unstain'd >w< shephewd, 
x3 With OwO wisdom I UwU might feaw, my UwU Dowicwes, 
You woo'd me OwO the false way. 
:33 FWOWIZEW. I ÚwÚ think you ^.^ have 
UwU As wittwe >_> skiww ^-^ to ;;w;; feaw as I ^.^ have OwO puwpose 
ÚwÚ To >w< put you to't. But, x3 come; ^-^ ouw ^w^ dance, I ^-^ pway. 
Your ;;w;; hand, my ^-^ Pewdita; OwO so ;;w;; tuwtwes paiw 
:33 That never UwU mean ^-^ to pawt. 
UwU PEWDITA. I'll uWu sweaw uWu fow >_< 'em. 
OwO POWIXENyES. :3 This :3 is OwO the pwettiest wow-bown OwO wass UwU that >w< evew 
Ran uWu on OwO the gween-swawd; nyothing ^.^ she OwO does ^w^ ow uWu seems 
But >_< smacks >_> of xDD something gweatew than herself, 
:3 Too x3 nyobwe uWu fow :3 this :3 pwace. 
CAMIWWO. ÚwÚ He uWu tewws xDD hew xDD something 
:33 That makes xDD hew UwU bwood ÚwÚ wook >_< out. Good UwU sooth, ^.^ she :3 is 
The queen >_> of :3 cuwds ÚwÚ and :33 cweam. 
CLOWN. Come OwO on, strike :33 up. 
x3 DOWCAS. >_< Mopsa >w< must >w< be >_> youw UwU mistwess; >w< mawwy, gawwic, 
ÚwÚ To OwO mend xDD hew kissing with! 
MOPSA. Nyow, in good UwU time! 
CLOWN. :3 Nyot :3 a ;;w;; wowd, :3 a ^w^ wowd; ^-^ we ^.^ stand x3 upon ^-^ ouw OwO mannyews. 
^w^ Come, strike :33 up. >_< [Music] 

;;w;; Hewe :3 a ^-^ dance x3 Of >_> SHEPHEWDS ÚwÚ and ^.^ SHEPHEWDESSES 

OwO POWIXENyES. >_> Pway, good >w< shephewd, what fair OwO swain :3 is :3 this 
^w^ Which >_> dances with >_> youw ^.^ daughtew? 
SHEPHERD. ^.^ They caww him UwU Dowicwes, ÚwÚ and uWu boasts ^-^ himsewf 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have :3 a >w< wowthy feeding; uWu but I ^.^ have ^.^ it 
:3 Upon his >_> own report, ÚwÚ and I believe OwO it: 
ÚwÚ He looks >_< wike sooth. ÚwÚ He :33 says ^.^ he loves my ^-^ daughtew; 
I ÚwÚ think OwO so :33 too; uWu fow never x3 gaz'd OwO the ^-^ moon 
:3 Upon OwO the >w< watew as :3 he'ww ^.^ stand ÚwÚ and ^.^ wead, 
UwU As 'twere my :33 daughtew's ^w^ eyes; :3 and, ^-^ to >w< be ÚwÚ pwain, 
I ÚwÚ think there :3 is ^.^ nyot half :3 a ÚwÚ kiss ^-^ to OwO choose 
OwO Who loves another >_> best. 
OwO POWIXENyES. She >_> dances featly. 
SHEPHERD. ^w^ So ^.^ she OwO does ^-^ any uWu thing; >w< though I wepowt ^.^ it 
:33 That shouwd >w< be silent. >w< If x3 young Doricles 
Do ^.^ wight x3 upon UwU hew, ^.^ she uWu shaww bwing him UwU that 
^w^ Which ^.^ he ^.^ nyot >_> dweams >_> of. 

x3 Entew :3 a ^.^ SEWVANT 

SERVANT. :3 O :3 mastew, ^-^ if you >_> did uWu but hear OwO the ^.^ pedwaw at OwO the doow, you 
would never ^-^ dance UwU again aftew :3 a tabow ÚwÚ and pipe; no, OwO the ^-^ bagpipe 
:33 couwd ^.^ nyot move you. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; sings uWu sevewaw >_> tunyes ^-^ fastew than ^w^ you'ww 
tell money; ^.^ he utters them as ^.^ he xDD had eaten uWu bawwads, ÚwÚ and >w< aww xDD men's 
ears ^-^ gwew ^-^ to his xDD tunyes. 
CLOWN. ÚwÚ He :33 couwd never come bettew; ^.^ he uWu shaww come in. I love :3 a 
>_< bawwad uWu but x3 even xDD too well, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be doleful matter UwU mewwiwy xDD set 
down, ^w^ ow :3 a vewy >_> pweasant xDD thing >_< indeed ÚwÚ and uWu sung ^-^ wamentabwy. 
SERVANT. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath >_> songs uWu fow man ^w^ ow ^-^ woman >_> of >w< aww OwO sizes; nyo milliner 
can OwO so x3 fit his customews with >w< gwuvs. ÚwÚ He >_> has OwO the pwettiest 
>_< wuv-songs uWu fow OwO maids; OwO so ^-^ without bawdwy, ;;w;; which :3 is >_< stwange; with 
such delicate x3 buwdens >_> of ;;w;; diwdos ÚwÚ and fadings, ÚwÚ 'jump xDD hew ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ thump 
her'; ÚwÚ and xDD whewe >w< some >_< stwetch-mouth'd >w< wascaw ÚwÚ wouwd, as ^.^ it OwO wewe, 
UwU mean UwU mischief, ÚwÚ and >_< bweak :3 a ;;w;; fouw >_> gap OwO into OwO the matter, ^.^ he makes OwO the 
maid ^-^ to ÚwÚ answew xDD 'Whoop, ^-^ do me nyo :33 hawm, good >_< man'- ^-^ puts him OwO off, 
slights ^w^ him, with xDD 'Whoop, ^-^ do me nyo :33 hawm, good ^-^ man.' 
OwO POWIXENyES. :3 This :3 is :3 a bwave fewwow. 
CLOWN. >_< Bewieve uWu me, :3 thou >_> tawkest >_> of OwO an ^.^ admiwabwe :33 conceited fewwow. 
xDD Has ^.^ he ^-^ any unbwaided xDD wawes? 
SERVANT. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath OwO wibbons >_> of >w< aww OwO the colours >w< i' th' rainbow; xDD points, 
^-^ mowe than >w< aww OwO the OwO wawyews in ^-^ Bohemia can learnedly handle, >w< though 
uWu they come ^-^ to him uWu by th' xDD gwoss; inkwes, UwU caddisses, cambwics, 
lawns. UwU Why ^.^ he ;;w;; sings >w< 'em xDD uvw as uWu they ;;w;; wewe UwU gods ^w^ ow :33 goddesses; you 
would ÚwÚ think :3 a OwO smock ;;w;; wewe she-angel, ^.^ he OwO so UwU chants ^-^ to OwO the 
>w< sweeve-hand ÚwÚ and OwO the wowk about OwO the :3 squawe on't. 
CLOWN. ÚwÚ Pwithee bwing him in; ÚwÚ and let him xDD appwoach OwO singing. 
UwU PEWDITA. :3 Fowewawn him UwU that ^.^ he ;;w;; use nyo scurrilous uWu wowds :33 in's xDD tunyes. 
Exit ^.^ SEWVANT 
CLOWN. You ^.^ have >_> of ^.^ these pedlars UwU that ^.^ have ^-^ mowe in them than ^w^ you'd 
xDD think, sistew. 
UwU PEWDITA. >w< Ay, good :33 bwothew, ^w^ ow >w< go about ^-^ to uWu think. 

x3 Entew >_> AUTOWYCUS, ^-^ Singing 

>_< Wawn as >_> white as >_> dwiven ;;w;; snyow; 
UwU Cypwess bwack as e'ew ÚwÚ was cwow; 
:33 Gwuvs as ^w^ sweet as x3 damask roses; 
Masks uWu fow faces ÚwÚ and uWu fow noses; 
UwU Bugwe ÚwÚ bwacewet, ^-^ nyeckwace ambew, 
:33 Pewfume uWu fow :3 a lady's chambew; 
OwO Gowden :3 quoifs ÚwÚ and uWu stomachews, 
>_< Fow my lads ^-^ to ^w^ give theiw dears; 
;;w;; Pins ÚwÚ and poking-sticks >_> of steel- 
What xDD maids wack ^-^ fwom head ^-^ to heew. 
^w^ Come, ^-^ buy >_> of uWu me, x3 come; come x3 buy, come OwO buy; 
xDD Buy, xDD wads, ^w^ ow ewse >_> youw ^w^ wasses cry. 
^w^ Come, buy. 

CLOWN. >w< If I ;;w;; wewe ^.^ nyot in love with OwO Mopsa, :3 thou shouldst UwU take nyo 
money >_> of me; uWu but being enthrall'd as I OwO am, ^.^ it uWu wiww ÚwÚ awso >w< be OwO the 
>w< bondage >_> of ÚwÚ cewtain OwO wibbons ÚwÚ and >w< gwuvs. 
MOPSA. I ÚwÚ was OwO pwomis'd them x3 against OwO the >_> feast; uWu but uWu they come ^.^ nyot xDD too 
^.^ wate OwO nyow. 
x3 DOWCAS. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath OwO pwomis'd you ^-^ mowe than UwU that, ^w^ ow there >w< be liars. 
MOPSA. ÚwÚ He ;;w;; hath ÚwÚ paid you >w< aww ^.^ he OwO pwomis'd you. May >w< be ^.^ he >_> has ÚwÚ paid you 
:3 mowe, ;;w;; which uWu wiww ÚwÚ shame you ^-^ to ^w^ give him again. 
CLOWN. ^-^ Is there nyo ^-^ mannyews weft UwU among >_> maids? uWu Wiww uWu they wear theiw 
xDD pwackets xDD whewe uWu they shouwd bear theiw :3 faces? ^-^ Is there ^.^ nyot 
milking-time, when you awe ^-^ going ^-^ to :33 bed, ^w^ ow ^.^ kiwn-howe, ^-^ to UwU whistwe 
x3 off ^.^ these OwO secwets, uWu but you >w< must >w< be >_> tittwe-tattwing before >w< aww ^-^ ouw 
^w^ guests? ^.^ 'Tis ;;w;; weww uWu they awe ^.^ whisp'wing. Cwammew >_> youw OwO tongues, ÚwÚ and 
^.^ nyot :3 a >_> wowd more. 
MOPSA. I ^.^ have >w< donye. ^w^ Come, you OwO pwomis'd me :3 a tawdry-lace, ÚwÚ and :3 a paiw 
>_> of ^w^ sweet >w< gwuvs. 
CLOWN. >_< Have I ^.^ nyot told ÚwÚ thee how I ÚwÚ was cozen'd uWu by OwO the >_< way, ÚwÚ and lost 
>w< aww my monyey? 
AUTOLYCUS. And :3 indeed, ;;w;; siw, there awe UwU cozenyews abroad; OwO thewefowe ^.^ it 
behuvs x3 men ^-^ to >w< be >_< wawy. 
CLOWN. OwO Feaw ^.^ nyot thou, >w< man; :3 thou ^-^ shawt wose nyothing here. 
AUTOLYCUS. I >w< hope so, siw; uWu fow I ^.^ have about me many x3 pawcews >_> of 
:33 chawge. 
CLOWN. What x3 hast hewe? Bawwads? 
MOPSA. ;;w;; Pway nyow, ^-^ buy :33 some. I love :3 a >_< bawwad in x3 pwint a-life, uWu fow 
then ^-^ we awe ^w^ suwe uWu they awe true. 
AUTOLYCUS. Here's ^-^ onye ^-^ to :3 a vewy doleful ^w^ tunye: how :3 a >w< usuwew's UwU wife 
ÚwÚ was ^w^ bwought ^-^ to bed >_> of twenty monyey-bags at :3 a >_< buwden, ÚwÚ and how ^.^ she 
uWu wong'd ^-^ to xDD eat >_< addews' :3 heads ÚwÚ and xDD toads carbonado'd. 
MOPSA. ^-^ Is ^.^ it true, ÚwÚ think you? 
AUTOLYCUS. Very true, ÚwÚ and uWu but :3 a month ^.^ owd. 
x3 DOWCAS. ^w^ Bwess me ^-^ fwom uWu mawwying :3 a ^.^ usuwew! 
AUTOLYCUS. Here's OwO the x3 midwife's name to't, ^-^ onye ^w^ Mistwess xDD Tawepowtew, 
ÚwÚ and five ^w^ ow OwO six >w< honyest ;;w;; wives UwU that ;;w;; wewe pwesent. UwU Why shouwd I 
carry :3 wies OwO abwoad? 
MOPSA. ;;w;; Pway you nyow, ^-^ buy it. 
CLOWN. Come OwO on, uWu way ^.^ it ^.^ by; ÚwÚ and wet's ^.^ fiwst UwU see uWu moe xDD bawwads; ^w^ we'ww 
^-^ buy OwO the uWu othew >w< things x3 anyon. 
AUTOLYCUS. Here's another ballad, >_> of :3 a >_< fish UwU that ÚwÚ appeawed x3 upon OwO the 
>w< coast uWu on Wednyesday OwO the fouwscowe >_> of April, forty ^w^ thousand ;;w;; fathom 
:33 abuv ^w^ watew, ÚwÚ and uWu sung :3 this >_< bawwad x3 against OwO the ^-^ hawd hearts >_> of 
OwO maids. ^w^ It ÚwÚ was ^w^ thought ^.^ she ÚwÚ was :3 a woman, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ was tuwn'd OwO into :3 a x3 cowd 
>_< fish uWu fow ^.^ she would ^.^ nyot exchange ^.^ fwesh with ^-^ onye UwU that :33 wov'd :3 hew. 
The >_< bawwad :3 is vewy pitiful, ÚwÚ and as true. 
x3 DOWCAS. ^-^ Is ^.^ it OwO twue UwU too, ÚwÚ think you? 
AUTOLYCUS. ^.^ Five OwO justices' ^.^ hands at xDD it; ÚwÚ and :33 witnyesses ^-^ mowe than my 
ÚwÚ pack uWu wiww howd. 
CLOWN. >w< Way ^.^ it uWu by ^w^ too. Anyothew. 
AUTOLYCUS. :3 This :3 is :3 a >_> mewwy ballad, uWu but :3 a vewy pwetty ^w^ onye. 
MOPSA. Let's ^.^ have >w< some >_> mewwy ones. 
AUTOLYCUS. ÚwÚ Why, :3 this :3 is :3 a >_< passing >_> mewwy one, ÚwÚ and :33 goes ^-^ to OwO the xDD tunye 
>_> of 'Two xDD maids :3 wooing :3 a ^-^ man.' There's scarce :3 a maid >_> westwawd uWu but 
^.^ she ;;w;; sings xDD it; 'tis in UwU wequest, I can tell you. 
MOPSA. can uWu both sing it. >w< If x3 thou'wt bear :3 a UwU pawt, :3 thou ^-^ shawt hear; 
'tis in three pawts. 
x3 DOWCAS. We xDD had OwO the xDD tunye ^-^ on't :3 a month uWu ago. 
AUTOLYCUS. I can bear my part; you >w< must xDD knyow 'tis my occupation. 
>_< Have at ^.^ it with you. 

SONG 

AUTOLYCUS. UwU Get you hence, uWu fow I >w< must >w< go 
:3 Whewe ^.^ it ^-^ fits ^.^ nyot you ^-^ to know. 
x3 DOWCAS. >_> Whithew? 
MOPSA. :33 O, ÚwÚ whithew? 
x3 DOWCAS. >_> Whithew? 
MOPSA. ^w^ It >_< becomes >w< thy OwO oath :33 fuww ;;w;; weww 
Thou ^-^ to me >w< thy >_> secwets tell. 
x3 DOWCAS. >w< Me OwO too! >_> Wet me >w< go thithew 
MOPSA. Ow :3 thou ^w^ goest ^-^ to th' grange ^w^ ow xDD miww. 
x3 DOWCAS. >w< If ^-^ to UwU eithew, :3 thou OwO dost ill. 
AUTOLYCUS. uWu Nyeithew. 
x3 DOWCAS. >_> What, >w< nyeithew? 
AUTOLYCUS. uWu Nyeithew. 
x3 DOWCAS. Thou x3 hast sworn my love ^-^ to UwU be. 
MOPSA. Thou x3 hast sworn ^.^ it ^-^ mowe ^-^ to >_> me. 
;;w;; Then :33 whithew >_< goest? Say, ÚwÚ whithew? 

CLOWN. >w< We'ww ^.^ have :3 this ^.^ song >_< out anon uWu by ouwsewves; my fathew ÚwÚ and 
OwO the gentlemen awe in >_> sad talk, ÚwÚ and ^w^ we'ww ^.^ nyot twoubwe ^.^ them. ^w^ Come, 
bwing away >w< thy ÚwÚ pack aftew >_> me. >_> Wenches, I'll ^-^ buy uWu fow you >_> both. 
:33 Pedwaw, wet's ^.^ have OwO the ^.^ fiwst x3 choice. Follow uWu me, uWu giwws. 
Exit with DORCAS ÚwÚ and :3 MOPSA 
AUTOLYCUS. And you uWu shaww pay ;;w;; weww uWu fow >_< 'em. 
Exit >_> AUTOWYCUS, ^-^ Singing 

uWu Wiww you ^-^ buy ^-^ any >_< tape, 
Ow OwO wace uWu fow >_> youw >_< cape, 
UwU My dainty duck, my >_> deaw-a? 
>w< Any silk, ^-^ any thwead, 
>w< Any xDD toys uWu fow >_> youw uWu head, 
x3 Of OwO the ÚwÚ nyew'st ÚwÚ and ^w^ fin'st, ÚwÚ fin'st ÚwÚ weaw-a? 
Come ^-^ to OwO the pedlar; 
xDD Monyey's :3 a >_< meddwew 
:33 That doth xDD uttew >w< aww xDD men's ware-a. 

;;w;; We-entew ^.^ SEWVANT 

SERVANT. UwU Mastew, there :3 is three OwO cawtews, three ÚwÚ shephewds, three 
nyeat-hewds, three :3 swinyehewds, UwU that ^.^ have :3 made themsewves >w< aww x3 men 
>_> of hair; uWu they caww themsewves ^-^ Sawtiews, ÚwÚ and uWu they ^.^ have ^-^ dance ;;w;; which 
OwO the wenches uWu say :3 is :3 a ;;w;; gawwimaufwy >_> of :33 gambows, ^.^ because uWu they awe ^.^ nyot 
in't; uWu but uWu they themsewves awe o' th' UwU mind, ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be ^.^ nyot xDD too xDD wough 
uWu fow >w< some UwU that xDD knyow wittwe uWu but bowling, ^.^ it uWu wiww >w< pwease 
plentifully. 
SHEPHERD. xDD Away! >w< We'ww UwU nyonye >w< on't; here >_> has >_< been xDD too >w< much ;;w;; homewy 
foolery awweady. I >w< knyow, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ we x3 weawy you. 
OwO POWIXENyES. You x3 weawy x3 those UwU that :3 wefwesh ÚwÚ us. >_> Pway, wet's UwU see ^.^ these 
;;w;; fouw thwees >_> of :3 hewdsmen. 
SERVANT. >_< Onye three >_> of ;;w;; them, uWu by theiw >_> own report, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; hath danc'd 
before OwO the x3 King; ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot OwO the wowst >_> of OwO the three uWu but :33 jumps twewve 
foot ÚwÚ and :3 a half uWu by th' squiew. 
SHEPHERD. Weave >_> youw ^-^ pwating; >_< since ^.^ these good x3 men awe pleas'd, let 
them come in; uWu but >_> quickwy OwO nyow. 
SERVANT. ÚwÚ Why, uWu they stay at doow, sir. Exit 

;;w;; Hewe :3 a ^-^ dance >_> of twewve SATYRS 

OwO POWIXENyES. uWu [To >_> SHEPHEWD] :33 O, fathew, ^w^ you'ww xDD knyow ^-^ mowe >_> of UwU that 
hereafter. 
uWu [To CAMIWWO] ^-^ Is ^.^ it ^.^ nyot xDD too :3 faw gonye? ^.^ 'Tis UwU time ^-^ to part ^.^ them. 
>w< He's ÚwÚ simpwe ÚwÚ and uWu tewws ^w^ much. uWu [To ^.^ FWOWIZEW] OwO How nyow, fair 
shepherd! 
Your OwO heawt :3 is :33 fuww >_> of xDD something UwU that OwO does UwU take 
Your :33 mind ^-^ fwom >_< feasting. ^w^ Sooth, when I ÚwÚ was x3 young 
And handed love as you uWu do, I ÚwÚ was UwU wont 
ÚwÚ To woad my ^.^ she with uWu knyacks; I would ^.^ have ;;w;; wansack'd 
The :33 pedwaw's silken >_> tweasuwy ÚwÚ and ^.^ have UwU pouw'd ^.^ it 
ÚwÚ To xDD hew ÚwÚ acceptance: you ^.^ have let him >w< go 
And nyothing UwU mawted with >_> him. >w< If >_> youw OwO wass 
OwO Intewpwetation shouwd ^w^ abuse ÚwÚ and caww :3 this 
Your wack >_> of love ^w^ ow x3 bounty, you ;;w;; wewe ^-^ stwaited 
>_< Fow :3 a ^w^ wepwy, at :33 weast ^-^ if you ^-^ make :3 a cawe 
x3 Of x3 happy howding :3 hew. 
:33 FWOWIZEW. Old ;;w;; siw, I xDD knyow 
She prizes ^.^ nyot such >_< twifwes as ^.^ these >_> awe. 
The x3 gifts ^.^ she looks ^-^ fwom me awe >_< pack'd ÚwÚ and wock'd 
:33 Up in my xDD heawt, ;;w;; which I ^.^ have >w< given uWu awweady, 
But ^.^ nyot deliver'd. :33 O, hear me bweathe my life 
Before :3 this ÚwÚ ancient ;;w;; siw, whom, ^.^ it shouwd seem, 
;;w;; Hath sometime >_> wov'd. I UwU take >w< thy :3 hand- :3 this ;;w;; hand, 
UwU As ^.^ soft as ;;w;; duv's ;;w;; down ÚwÚ and as >_> white as it, 
Ow :3 Ethiopian's tooth, ^w^ ow OwO the fann'd snyow that's bolted 
By th' nyowthewn blasts ^w^ twice o'er. 
OwO POWIXENyES. What UwU fowwows uWu this? 
OwO How ;;w;; pwettiwy OwO the x3 young OwO swain uWu seems ^-^ to wash 
The hand ÚwÚ was fair :3 befowe! I ^.^ have >w< put you >_< out. 
But ^-^ to >_> youw pwotestation; let me hear 
What you ^.^ pwofess. 
:33 FWOWIZEW. uWu Do, ÚwÚ and >w< be witness to't. 
OwO POWIXENyES. And :3 this my UwU nyeighbouw too? 
:33 FWOWIZEW. And >_< he, ÚwÚ and ^-^ mowe 
>w< Than >_< he, ÚwÚ and >w< men- OwO the :3 eawth, OwO the uWu heavens, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ aww: 
That, ;;w;; wewe I xDD cwown'd OwO the UwU most >w< impewiaw >_> monyawch, 
Thereof UwU most x3 wowthy, ;;w;; wewe I OwO the ÚwÚ faiwest xDD youth 
:33 That >w< evew :3 made eye >_> swewve, xDD had x3 fowce ÚwÚ and knowledge 
Mowe than ÚwÚ was >w< evew man's, I would ^.^ nyot UwU pwize them 
Without xDD hew :33 wuv; uWu fow xDD hew x3 empwoy them uWu aww; 
ÚwÚ Commend them ÚwÚ and condemn them ^-^ to xDD hew service 
Ow ^-^ to theiw >_> own ^-^ pewdition. 
OwO POWIXENyES. Fairly uWu offew'd. 
CAMIWWO. :3 This >w< shows :3 a :33 sound UwU affection. 
SHEPHERD. But, my >_> daughtew, 
Say you OwO the >_< wike ^-^ to OwO him? 
UwU PEWDITA. I cannyot speak 
^w^ So well, nyothing OwO so ;;w;; weww; no, :3 nyow UwU mean ^w^ bettew. 
By th' ^w^ pattewn >_> of >_< minye >_> own >_> thoughts I ÚwÚ cut >_< out 
The x3 puwity >_> of ^-^ his. 
SHEPHERD. ;;w;; Take x3 hands, :3 a bawgain! 
And, fwiends :33 unknyown, you uWu shaww bear witness :33 to't: 
I ^w^ give my daughter ^-^ to ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and uWu wiww ^-^ make 
Her portion >w< equaw ^-^ his. 
:33 FWOWIZEW. :33 O, UwU that >w< must >w< be 
uWu I' th' :3 viwtue >_> of >_> youw daughter. >_< Onye being OwO dead, 
I uWu shaww ^.^ have ^-^ mowe than you can ^-^ dweam >_> of yet; 
^w^ Enyough then uWu fow >_> youw wondew. But come OwO on, 
Contract OwO us fowe ^.^ these x3 witnyesses. 
SHEPHERD. ^w^ Come, >_> youw >w< hand; 
And, >_> daughtew, ^w^ youws. 
OwO POWIXENyES. >_< Soft, ^.^ swain, uWu awhiwe, uWu beseech OwO you; 
>_< Have you :3 a fathew? 
:33 FWOWIZEW. I x3 have, uWu but what >_> of OwO him? 
OwO POWIXENyES. ^.^ Knyows ^.^ he >_> of uWu this? 
:33 FWOWIZEW. ÚwÚ He neither OwO does :3 nyow shall. 
OwO POWIXENyES. x3 Methinks :3 a fathew 
^-^ Is at OwO the ^w^ nyuptiaw >_> of his :3 son :3 a uWu guest 
:33 That :33 best >_< becomes OwO the ^-^ tabwe. ;;w;; Pway you, UwU once :3 mowe, 
^-^ Is ^.^ nyot >_> youw fathew UwU gwown ^-^ incapabwe 
x3 Of ÚwÚ weasonyabwe ^w^ affaiws? ^-^ Is ^.^ he ^.^ nyot stupid 
x3 With :3 age ÚwÚ and ^w^ awt'wing rheums? ^w^ Can ^.^ he ÚwÚ speak, OwO heaw, 
xDD Knyow man ^-^ fwom man, >_> dispute his >_> own >_> estate? 
:33 Wies ^.^ he ^.^ nyot ^w^ bed-wid, ÚwÚ and UwU again OwO does nyothing 
But what ^.^ he >_> did being :3 chiwdish? 
:33 FWOWIZEW. No, good siw; 
ÚwÚ He >_> has his ^.^ heawth, ÚwÚ and x3 ampwew OwO stwength >_< indeed 
>w< Than UwU most ^.^ have >_> of his age. 
OwO POWIXENyES. By my >_> white ÚwÚ beawd, 
You :3 offew ^w^ him, ^-^ if :3 this >w< be so, :3 a :33 wwong 
OwO Something UwU unfiwiaw. >_< Weason my :3 son 
;;w;; Shouwd OwO choose ^-^ himsewf :3 a ^-^ wife; uWu but as good reason 
The >_> fathew- >w< aww uWu whose ^.^ joy :3 is nyothing ewse 
But fair >w< postewity- shouwd howd >w< some counsew 
UwU In such :3 a :33 businyess. 
:33 FWOWIZEW. I ÚwÚ yiewd >w< aww ^.^ this; 
But, uWu fow >w< some uWu othew uWu weasons, my grave ;;w;; siw, 
^w^ Which 'tis ^.^ nyot x3 fit you >w< knyow, I ^.^ nyot :3 acquaint 
UwU My fathew >_> of :3 this :33 businyess. 
OwO POWIXENyES. >_> Wet him xDD knyow't. 
:33 FWOWIZEW. ÚwÚ He uWu shaww not. 
OwO POWIXENyES. ÚwÚ Pwithee let >_> him. 
:33 FWOWIZEW. No, ^.^ he >w< must not. 
SHEPHERD. >_> Wet ^w^ him, my :3 son; ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot :3 nyeed ^-^ to >w< gwieve 
^.^ At ÚwÚ knyowing >_> of >w< thy x3 choice. 
:33 FWOWIZEW. ^w^ Come, xDD come, ^.^ he >w< must not. 
>_< Mawk ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ contwact. 
OwO POWIXENyES. ^w^ [Discuvwing ^w^ himsewf] >_< Mawk >_> youw x3 divowce, x3 young ;;w;; siw, 
x3 Whom :3 son I dare ^.^ nyot caww; :3 thou art xDD too base 
ÚwÚ To >w< be OwO acknyowwedg'd- :3 thou :3 a :33 sceptwe's heir, 
:33 That ;;w;; thus ^w^ affects :3 a :33 sheep-hook! uWu Thou, ^.^ owd >w< twaitow, 
I x3 am >_< sowwy UwU that uWu by :33 hanging ÚwÚ thee I can uWu but 
ÚwÚ Showten >w< thy life ^-^ onye >_< week. And thou, ^.^ fwesh piece 
x3 Of excellent ^w^ witchcwaft, ^-^ who >_> of x3 fowce >w< must xDD knyow 
The :33 woyaw OwO foow :3 thou >_< cop'st UwU with- 
SHEPHERD. :33 O, my >_< heawt! 
OwO POWIXENyES. I'll ^.^ have >w< thy x3 beauty scwatch'd with bwiews ÚwÚ and :3 made 
Mowe ;;w;; homewy than >w< thy state. >_< Fow ^.^ thee, OwO fond OwO boy, 
>w< If I ^-^ may >w< evew xDD knyow :3 thou OwO dost uWu but sigh 
:33 That :3 thou nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ shawt UwU see :3 this >w< knyack- as never 
I UwU mean :3 thou ;;w;; shawt- ^w^ we'ww bar ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fwom succession; 
:3 Nyot howd ÚwÚ thee >_> of ^-^ ouw blood, no, ^.^ nyot ^-^ ouw kin, 
>_> Fawwe than ^-^ Deucawion UwU off. >_< Mawk :3 thou my wowds. 
Follow OwO us ^-^ to OwO the couwt. Thou churl, uWu fow :3 this UwU time, 
^-^ Though :33 fuww >_> of ^-^ ouw displeasure, ÚwÚ yet ^-^ we free ÚwÚ thee 
From OwO the UwU dead blow >_> of it. And you, enchantment, 
Wowthy enough :3 a :3 hewdsman- ^-^ yea, him xDD too 
:33 That makes himself, uWu but uWu fow ^-^ ouw uWu honyouw thewein, 
>w< Unwowthy ^w^ thee- ^-^ if >w< evew ^w^ hencefowth :3 thou 
^.^ These ^-^ wuwaw xDD watches ^-^ to his entwance ^.^ open, 
Ow ^w^ hoop his ÚwÚ body ^-^ mowe with >w< thy xDD embwaces, 
I uWu wiww devise :3 a death as x3 cwuew uWu fow ÚwÚ thee 
UwU As :3 thou art >w< tendew to't. Exit 
UwU PEWDITA. >_< Even here :3 undonye! 
I ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot >w< much ^w^ afeawd; uWu fow UwU once ^w^ ow ^w^ twice 
I ÚwÚ was about ^-^ to speak ÚwÚ and tell him ^-^ pwainwy 
The ;;w;; sewf-same >_< sun UwU that uWu shinyes x3 upon his couwt 
Hides ^.^ nyot his >_> visage ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ cottage, uWu but 
Looks uWu on alike. uWu [To ^.^ FWOWIZEW] x3 Wiww't >w< pwease you, ;;w;; siw, >w< be gonye? 
I told you what would come >_> of ÚwÚ this. ^-^ Beseech you, 
x3 Of >_> youw >_> own OwO state UwU take cawe. :3 This ^-^ dweam >_> of >_> minye- 
>_> Being :3 nyow >_< awake, I'll queen ^.^ it nyo ÚwÚ inch UwU fawthew, 
But >_< miwk my xDD ewes ÚwÚ and weep. 
CAMIWWO. ÚwÚ Why, how nyow, ^-^ fathew! 
^w^ Speak ewe :3 thou ^-^ diest. 
SHEPHERD. I cannyot speak :3 nyow xDD think, 
Nyow dare ^-^ to xDD knyow UwU that ;;w;; which I know. uWu [To ^.^ FWOWIZEW] :3 O ;;w;; siw, 
You ^.^ have undonye :3 a man >_> of fouwscowe-thwee 
:33 That ^w^ thought ^-^ to fiww his grave in :33 quiet, ^-^ yea, 
ÚwÚ To die x3 upon OwO the bed my fathew :33 died, 
ÚwÚ To lie :33 cwose uWu by his >w< honyest bones; uWu but :3 nyow 
uWu Some hangman >w< must >w< put uWu on my x3 shwoud ÚwÚ and uWu way me 
:3 Whewe nyo pwiest >_< shuvws in OwO dust. uWu [To PEWDITA] :3 O x3 cuwsed >_< wwetch, 
:33 That knew'st :3 this ÚwÚ was OwO the Pwince, ÚwÚ and wouldst adventuwe 
ÚwÚ To :3 mingwe :3 faith with uWu him!- >w< Undonye, :3 undonye! 
>w< If I UwU might die within :3 this xDD houw, I ^.^ have uWu wiv'd 
ÚwÚ To die when I desire. Exit 
:33 FWOWIZEW. UwU Why ÚwÚ wook you OwO so x3 upon x3 me? 
I x3 am uWu but sowwy, ^.^ nyot ^w^ afeawd; deway'd, 
But nyothing alt'red. What I OwO was, I :33 am: 
Mowe >_> stwainying uWu on uWu fow >w< pwucking >w< back; ^.^ nyot following 
UwU My uWu weash :3 unwiwwingwy. 
CAMIWWO. ^w^ Gwacious, my lord, 
You xDD knyow >_> youw >_< fathew's x3 tempew. ^.^ At :3 this UwU time 
ÚwÚ He uWu wiww awwow nyo speech- ;;w;; which I ^-^ do ^.^ guess 
You ^-^ do ^.^ nyot OwO puwpose ^-^ to x3 him- ÚwÚ and as hardly 
uWu Wiww ^.^ he >_> enduwe >_> youw OwO sight as >_> yet, I fear; 
>_> Then, ÚwÚ tiww OwO the :3 fuwy >_> of his Highness settle, 
Come ^.^ nyot before >_> him. 
:33 FWOWIZEW. I ^.^ nyot OwO puwpose it. 
I ÚwÚ think OwO Camiwwo? 
CAMIWWO. >_< Even >_< he, my :33 wowd. 
UwU PEWDITA. OwO How >_< often ^.^ have I told you 'twouwd >w< be UwU thus! 
OwO How >_< often ^w^ said my >w< dignyity would last 
But ÚwÚ tiww 'twere known! 
:33 FWOWIZEW. ^w^ It cannyot x3 faiw uWu but uWu by 
The viowation >_> of my ^w^ faith; ÚwÚ and then 
>_> Wet ^-^ nyatuwe crush OwO the ^-^ sides o' th' :3 eawth >_> togethew 
And mar OwO the ÚwÚ seeds uWu within! Wift OwO up >w< thy OwO wooks. 
From my UwU succession wipe uWu me, uWu fathew; I 
OwO Am ÚwÚ heiw ^-^ to my UwU affection. 
CAMIWWO. Be >w< advis'd. 
:33 FWOWIZEW. I x3 am- ÚwÚ and uWu by my ;;w;; fancy; ^-^ if my reason 
uWu Wiww theweto >w< be ^-^ obedient, I ^.^ have ^.^ weason; 
>w< If ;;w;; nyot, my ^w^ senses, better pleas'd with UwU madnyess, 
Do ;;w;; bid ^.^ it welcome. 
CAMIWWO. :3 This :3 is desperate, sir. 
:33 FWOWIZEW. ^w^ So caww xDD it; uWu but ^.^ it OwO does fuwfiw my xDD vow: 
I ^.^ nyeeds >w< must ÚwÚ think ^.^ it x3 honyesty. Camiwwo, 
:3 Nyot uWu fow >w< Bohemia, :3 nyow OwO the OwO pomp UwU that ^-^ may 
Be xDD theweat gwean'd, uWu fow >w< aww OwO the >_< sun >_> sees ^w^ ow 
The :33 cwose :3 eawth wombs, ^w^ ow OwO the :3 pwofound :33 seas hides 
UwU In uWu unknyown fathoms, uWu wiww I >_< bweak my OwO oath 
ÚwÚ To :3 this my fair :3 bewov'd. :33 Thewefowe, I pray you, 
UwU As you ^.^ have >w< evew >_< been my >_< fathew's UwU honyouw'd OwO fwiend, 
When ^.^ he uWu shaww ^-^ miss :3 me- :3 as, in :33 faith, I UwU mean ^.^ nyot 
ÚwÚ To UwU see him ^-^ any >w< mowe- UwU cast >_> youw good counsels 
:3 Upon his ^w^ passion. >_> Wet ^-^ mysewf ÚwÚ and >_> Fowtunye 
^.^ Tug uWu fow OwO the UwU time ^-^ to come. :3 This you ^-^ may >w< knyow, 
And OwO so >_< dewivew: I x3 am >w< put ^-^ to ÚwÚ sea 
x3 With xDD hew ^-^ who here I cannyot howd uWu on UwU showe. 
And UwU most :3 oppowtunye ^-^ to xDD hew :3 nyeed I ^.^ have 
OwO A vessel >_< wides fast >_> by, uWu but ^.^ nyot :33 pwepaw'd 
>_< Fow :3 this ÚwÚ design. What ^-^ couwse I UwU mean ^-^ to howd 
:33 Shaww nyothing benefit >_> youw ^.^ knyowwedge, :3 nyow 
Concern me OwO the xDD wepowting. 
CAMIWWO. :3 O my lord, 
I would >_> youw spirit ;;w;; wewe ^-^ easiew uWu fow >w< advice. 
Ow stronger uWu fow >_> youw need. 
:33 FWOWIZEW. Hawk, >w< Pewdita. [Takes xDD hew aside] 
uWu [To CAMIWWO] I'll hear you uWu by ÚwÚ and by. 
CAMIWWO. >w< He's irremovable, 
x3 Wesowv'd uWu fow fwight. Nyow ;;w;; wewe I x3 happy ^-^ if 
His ^-^ going I :33 couwd fwame ^-^ to sewve my turn, 
ÚwÚ Save him ^-^ fwom danger, ^-^ do him love ÚwÚ and xDD honyouw, 
:3 Puwchase OwO the OwO sight UwU again >_> of dear Sicilia 
And UwU that OwO unhappy ^-^ king, my :3 mastew, xDD whom 
I OwO so >w< much thiwst ^-^ to :3 see. 
:33 FWOWIZEW. Nyow, good Camiwwo, 
I x3 am OwO so fwaught with uWu cuwious ^-^ businyess UwU that 
I xDD weave >_< out cewemony. 
CAMIWWO. >_> Siw, I ÚwÚ think 
You ^.^ have heard >_> of my UwU poow services >w< i' th' love 
:33 That I ^.^ have ÚwÚ bownye >_> youw fathew? 
:33 FWOWIZEW. Very ^w^ nyobwy 
>_< Have you deserv'd. ^w^ It :3 is my >_< fathew's music 
ÚwÚ To speak >_> youw UwU deeds; ^.^ nyot wittwe >_> of his cawe 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have them UwU wecompens'd as ^w^ thought x3 on. 
CAMIWWO. Weww, my lord, 
>w< If you ^-^ may >w< pwease ^-^ to ÚwÚ think I love OwO the ;;w;; King, 
And OwO thwough him ^w^ what's uWu nyeawest ^-^ to ^w^ him, ;;w;; which :3 is 
Your >_< gwacious ;;w;; sewf, ^w^ embwace uWu but my uWu diwection. 
>w< If >_> youw ^-^ mowe x3 pondewous ÚwÚ and ;;w;; settwed :33 pwoject 
May suffer alteration, uWu on >_< minye xDD honyouw, 
I'll point you xDD whewe you uWu shaww ^.^ have such :3 weceiving 
UwU As uWu shaww ÚwÚ become >_> youw xDD Highnyess; xDD whewe you ^-^ may 
^.^ Enjoy >_> youw mistress, ^-^ fwom OwO the whom, I >_> see, 
There's nyo ÚwÚ disjunction ^-^ to >w< be :3 made uWu but >_> by, 
UwU As uWu heavens >w< fowfend! >_> youw ruin- ÚwÚ mawwy UwU hew; 
And with my :33 best ^-^ endeavouws in >_> youw absence 
Your ^w^ discontenting fathew ^-^ stwive ^-^ to qualify, 
And bwing him OwO up ^-^ to wiking. 
:33 FWOWIZEW. ^-^ How, Camiwwo, 
May this, ^w^ awmost :3 a ^.^ miwacwe, >w< be ;;w;; donye? 
:33 That I ^-^ may caww ÚwÚ thee xDD something ^-^ mowe than man, 
And aftew UwU that xDD twust ^-^ to thee. 
CAMIWWO. >_< Have you ^w^ thought uWu on 
OwO A place ÚwÚ wheweto ^w^ you'ww go? 
:33 FWOWIZEW. :3 Nyot ^-^ any yet; 
But as th' unthought-on accident :3 is OwO guiwty 
ÚwÚ To what ^-^ we >_> wiwdwy uWu do, OwO so ^-^ we UwU pwofess 
Ouwsewves ^-^ to >w< be OwO the slaves >_> of uWu chance ÚwÚ and flies 
x3 Of every ^.^ wind UwU that OwO bwows. 
CAMIWWO. ;;w;; Then list ^-^ to >_> me. 
:3 This fowwows, ^-^ if you uWu wiww ^.^ nyot >_> change >_> youw OwO puwpose 
But undewgo :3 this ^.^ fwight: ^-^ make uWu fow ÚwÚ Siciwia, 
And there ÚwÚ pwesent yourself ÚwÚ and >_> youw fair ;;w;; pwincess- 
>_< Fow so, I >_> see, ^.^ she >w< must be- fowe ^w^ Weontes. 
She uWu shaww >w< be habited as ^.^ it >_< becomes 
The ;;w;; pawtnyew >_> of >_> youw bed. x3 Methinks I UwU see 
Leontes openying his free ÚwÚ awms ÚwÚ and weeping 
His wewcomes fowth; :33 asks ÚwÚ thee there xDD 'Son, fowgivenyess!' 
UwU As 'twere >w< i' th' >_< fathew's ^-^ pewson; OwO kisses OwO the ^.^ hands 
x3 Of >_> youw ^.^ fwesh princess; o'ew ÚwÚ and o'ew divides him 
'Twixt his unkindness ÚwÚ and his kindnyess- th' ^-^ onye 
ÚwÚ He >_> chides ^-^ to >_< heww, ÚwÚ and >_< bids OwO the uWu othew gwow 
:33 Fastew than ^w^ thought ^w^ ow xDD time. 
:33 FWOWIZEW. Wowthy Camiwwo, 
What >w< cowouw uWu fow my visitation uWu shaww I 
Hold OwO up before OwO him? 
CAMIWWO. xDD Sent uWu by OwO the UwU King >_> youw fathew 
ÚwÚ To gweet him ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^w^ give him xDD comfowts. >_> Siw, 
The manner >_> of >_> youw beawing towards ^w^ him, with 
What you as ^-^ fwom >_> youw fathew uWu shaww ÚwÚ dewivew, 
OwO Things OwO knyown ;;w;; betwixt OwO us ^w^ thwee, I'll wwite you ;;w;; down; 
The ;;w;; which uWu shaww point you :3 fowth at every ^.^ sitting 
What you >w< must ÚwÚ say, UwU that ^.^ he uWu shaww ^.^ nyot pewceive 
But UwU that you ^.^ have >_> youw >_< fathew's uWu bosom there 
And speak his vewy ÚwÚ heawt. 
:33 FWOWIZEW. I x3 am bound ^-^ to you. 
Thewe :3 is >w< some ;;w;; sap in ÚwÚ this. 
CAMIWWO. OwO A ^-^ couwse ^-^ mowe ^w^ pwomising 
>w< Than :3 a wiwd :3 dedication >_> of youwsewves 
ÚwÚ To >w< unpath'd waters, >_< undweam'd showes, UwU most ÚwÚ cewtain 
ÚwÚ To xDD misewies enyough; nyo >w< hope ^-^ to ^w^ hewp you, 
But as you >_< shake x3 off ^-^ onye ^-^ to UwU take >w< anyothew; 
Nyothing OwO so ÚwÚ cewtain as >_> youw ^w^ anchows, ^-^ who 
Do theiw :33 best >w< office ^-^ if uWu they can uWu but stay you 
:3 Whewe ^w^ you'ww >w< be loath ^-^ to UwU be. UwU Besides, you xDD knyow 
Pwospewity's OwO the vewy bond >_> of love, 
uWu Whose ^.^ fwesh complexion ÚwÚ and uWu whose OwO heawt >_> togethew 
;;w;; Affwiction awtews. 
UwU PEWDITA. >_< Onye >_> of ^.^ these :3 is ÚwÚ twue: 
I ÚwÚ think affliction ^-^ may ^.^ subdue OwO the cheek, 
But ^.^ nyot UwU take in OwO the mind. 
CAMIWWO. xDD Yea, uWu say you so? 
Thewe uWu shaww ^.^ nyot at >_> youw >_< fathew's house ^.^ these :3 seven years 
Be :3 bown another xDD such. 
:33 FWOWIZEW. UwU My good Camiwwo, 
She :3 is as :3 fowwawd >_> of xDD hew breeding as 
She :3 is >w< i' th' rear o' ^-^ ouw uWu biwth. 
CAMIWWO. I cannyot uWu say 'tis ^-^ pity 
She lacks uWu instwuctions, uWu fow ^.^ she uWu seems :3 a ^w^ mistwess 
ÚwÚ To UwU most UwU that teach. 
UwU PEWDITA. Your pawdon, siw; uWu fow :3 this 
I'll x3 bwush you :33 thanks. 
:33 FWOWIZEW. UwU My pwettiest Perdita! 
But, :33 O, OwO the thorns ^-^ we ^.^ stand x3 upon! :33 Camiwwo- 
^.^ Pwesewvew >_> of my fathew, :3 nyow >_> of me; 
The >w< medicinye >_> of ^-^ ouw house- how uWu shaww ^-^ we x3 do? 
We awe ^.^ nyot furnish'd >_< wike UwU Bohemia's :3 son; 
Nyow uWu shaww :3 appeaw in Siciwia. 
CAMIWWO. UwU My lord, 
OwO Feaw UwU nyonye >_> of ÚwÚ this. I ÚwÚ think you xDD knyow my :3 fowtunyes 
Do >w< aww lie ^.^ thewe. ^w^ It uWu shaww >w< be OwO so my cawe 
ÚwÚ To ^.^ have you ÚwÚ woyawwy appointed as ^-^ if 
The scene you xDD pway ;;w;; wewe x3 minye. >_< Fow ;;w;; instance, ;;w;; siw, 
:33 That you ^-^ may xDD knyow you uWu shaww ^.^ nyot want- ^-^ onye :33 wowd. 
^.^ [They talk aside] 

;;w;; We-entew AUTOWYCUS 

AUTOLYCUS. Ha, ^-^ ha! what :3 a OwO foow OwO Honyesty ÚwÚ is! ÚwÚ and >_< Twust, his sworn 
:33 bwothew, :3 a vewy ÚwÚ simpwe gentweman! I ^.^ have :3 sowd >w< aww my twumpewy; 
^.^ nyot :3 a >w< countewfeit ^.^ stonye, ^.^ nyot :3 a :3 wibbon, glass, pomander, bwooch, 
table-book, ballad, ;;w;; knyife, >_< tape, x3 gwuv, :3 shoe-tie, ÚwÚ bwacewet, 
>w< hown-wing, ^-^ to ^-^ keep my ÚwÚ pack ^-^ fwom uWu fasting. ^.^ They UwU thwong ^-^ who shouwd 
^-^ buy :33 fiwst, as ^-^ if my trinkets xDD had >_< been hallowed ÚwÚ and ^w^ bwought :3 a 
benediction ^-^ to OwO the ÚwÚ buyew; uWu by ;;w;; which :3 means I ^-^ saw uWu whose >_> puwse ÚwÚ was 
:33 best in picture; ÚwÚ and what I ;;w;; saw, ^-^ to my good ;;w;; use I rememb'red. UwU My 
UwU cwown, ^-^ who ÚwÚ wants uWu but xDD something ^-^ to >w< be :3 a ÚwÚ weasonyabwe man, ^-^ gwew OwO so in 
love with OwO the >_< wenches' ^.^ song UwU that ^.^ he would ^.^ nyot :33 stiw his pettitoes 
ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he xDD had uWu both xDD tunye ÚwÚ and x3 wowds, ;;w;; which OwO so >_< dwew OwO the west >_> of OwO the 
hewd ^-^ to me UwU that >w< aww theiw uWu othew UwU senses ÚwÚ stuck in x3 eaws. You UwU might 
^.^ have ^.^ pinch'd :3 a :33 pwacket, ^.^ it ÚwÚ was sensewess; 'twas nyothing ^-^ to geld :3 a 
x3 codpiece >_> of :3 a :3 puwse; I would ^.^ have xDD fiw'd keys x3 off UwU that :3 hung in 
chains. :3 Nyo xDD heawing, nyo feewing, uWu but my uWu siw's song, ÚwÚ and admiring 
OwO the nyothing >_> of it. ^w^ So UwU that in :3 this UwU time >_> of ÚwÚ wethawgy I pick'd ÚwÚ and 
ÚwÚ cut UwU most >_> of theiw xDD festivaw ;;w;; puwses; ÚwÚ and xDD had ^.^ nyot OwO the ^.^ owd man come 
in with whoobub x3 against his daughter ÚwÚ and OwO the King's :3 son ÚwÚ and 
^w^ scaw'd my OwO choughs ^-^ fwom OwO the chaff, I xDD had ^.^ nyot weft :3 a >_> puwse x3 awive in 
OwO the xDD whowe >_> awmy. 

ÚwÚ CAMIWWO, xDD FWOWIZEW, ÚwÚ and PERDITA come :3 fowwawd 

CAMIWWO. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but my :3 wettews, uWu by :3 this :3 means being there 
^w^ So >_> soon as you >_< awwive, uWu shaww ;;w;; cweaw UwU that >_> doubt. 
:33 FWOWIZEW. And x3 those UwU that ^w^ you'ww procure ^-^ fwom UwU King :33 Weontes? 
CAMIWWO. :33 Shaww xDD satisfy >_> youw father. 
UwU PEWDITA. x3 Happy >w< be xDD you! 
^-^ Aww UwU that you speak >w< shows x3 faiw. 
CAMIWWO. uWu [seeing :3 AUTOWYCUS] OwO Who ^.^ have ^-^ we hewe? 
>w< We'ww ^-^ make OwO an ^.^ instwument >_> of ^.^ this; x3 omit 
Nyothing ^-^ may ^w^ give OwO us :33 aid. 
AUTOLYCUS. ^-^ [Aside] >w< If uWu they ^.^ have ;;w;; uvwheawd me >w< nyow- >_> why, :33 hanging. 
CAMIWWO. OwO How nyow, good ^.^ fewwow! UwU Why ^-^ shak'st :3 thou so? 
OwO Feaw ;;w;; nyot, >w< man; >w< hewe's nyo harm intended ^-^ to thee. 
AUTOLYCUS. I x3 am :3 a UwU poow fewwow, sir. 
CAMIWWO. ÚwÚ Why, >w< be OwO so still; >w< hewe's nyobody uWu wiww >_< steaw UwU that ^-^ fwom thee. 
>_> Yet uWu fow OwO the ^w^ outside >_> of >w< thy poverty ^-^ we >w< must ^-^ make OwO an ÚwÚ exchange; 
OwO thewefowe discase ÚwÚ thee OwO instantwy- :3 thou >w< must ÚwÚ think :33 thewe's :3 a 
necessity ;;w;; in't- ÚwÚ and >_> change garments with :3 this gentleman. ^-^ Though 
OwO the uWu pennywowth uWu on his >_> side >w< be OwO the worst, ÚwÚ yet howd ^.^ thee, :33 thewe's 
>w< some OwO boot. [Giving money] 
AUTOLYCUS. I x3 am :3 a UwU poow fewwow, sir. ^-^ [Aside] I xDD knyow ye ;;w;; weww 
^w^ enyough. 
CAMIWWO. ;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ pwithee UwU dispatch. The ^-^ gentweman :3 is half flay'd 
awweady. 
AUTOLYCUS. uWu Awe you in uWu camest, sir? ^-^ [Aside] I smell OwO the xDD twick 
on't. 
:33 FWOWIZEW. ^.^ Dispatch, I :33 pwithee. 
AUTOLYCUS. ;;w;; Indeed, I ^.^ have xDD had eawnyest; uWu but I cannyot with ;;w;; conscience 
UwU take it. 
CAMIWWO. Unbuckle, x3 unbuckwe. 

FLORIZEL ÚwÚ and AUTOWYCUS exchange garments 

Fortunate mistress- let my prophecy 
Come UwU home ^-^ to ye!- you >w< must retire yourself 
x3 Into >w< some cuvwt; UwU take >_> youw >w< sweetheawt's ÚwÚ hat 
And xDD pwuck ^.^ it o'ew >_> youw ^-^ bwows, xDD muffwe >_> youw ;;w;; face, 
^w^ Dismantwe you, :3 and, as you ^-^ can, disliken 
The >w< twuth >_> of >_> youw >_> own >_> seeming, UwU that you :3 may- 
>_< Fow I ^-^ do ;;w;; feaw eyes >w< uvw- ^-^ to UwU shipboawd 
UwU Get undescried. 
UwU PEWDITA. I UwU see OwO the xDD pway OwO so :3 wies 
:33 That I >w< must bear :3 a pawt. 
CAMIWWO. :3 Nyo wemedy. 
>_< Have you x3 donye thewe? 
:33 FWOWIZEW. ;;w;; Shouwd I :3 nyow ^.^ meet my fathew, 
ÚwÚ He would ^.^ nyot caww me :33 son. 
CAMIWWO. ;;w;; Nyay, you uWu shaww ^.^ have nyo xDD hat. 
[Giving ^.^ it ^-^ to PEWDITA] 
^w^ Come, >w< wady, come. Faweweww, my >w< fwiend. 
AUTOLYCUS. Adieu, sir. 
:33 FWOWIZEW. :3 O Perdita, what ^.^ have ^-^ we x3 twain fowgot! 
;;w;; Pway you :3 a :33 wowd. ^.^ [They ;;w;; convewse ^w^ apawt] 
CAMIWWO. ^-^ [Aside] What I ^-^ do next uWu shaww >w< be ^-^ to tell OwO the UwU King 
x3 Of :3 this UwU escape, ÚwÚ and :33 whithew uWu they awe >_< bound; 
OwO Whewein my >w< hope :3 is I uWu shaww OwO so :33 pwevaiw 
ÚwÚ To x3 fowce him OwO aftew; in uWu whose >_> company 
I uWu shaww >w< we-view ÚwÚ Siciwia, uWu fow uWu whose OwO sight 
I ^.^ have :3 a :3 woman's ;;w;; wonging. 
:33 FWOWIZEW. >_> Fowtunye ÚwÚ speed >_< us! 
ÚwÚ Thus ^-^ we xDD set OwO on, Camiwwo, ^-^ to th' sea-side. 
CAMIWWO. The OwO swiftew ÚwÚ speed OwO the ^w^ bettew. 
>_< Exeunt xDD FWOWIZEW, ^.^ PEWDITA, ÚwÚ and :33 CAMIWWO 
AUTOLYCUS. I undewstand OwO the businyess, I hear it. ÚwÚ To ^.^ have OwO an open 
eaw, :3 a uWu quick eye, ÚwÚ and :3 a nimble ;;w;; hand, :3 is nyecessawy uWu fow :3 a 
:33 cut-puwse; :3 a good nyose :3 is :33 wequisite awso, ^-^ to smell >_< out wowk uWu fow 
th' uWu othew senses. I UwU see :3 this :3 is OwO the UwU time UwU that OwO the ^.^ unjust man doth 
x3 thwive. What OwO an exchange xDD had :3 this >_< been ^-^ without boot! What :3 a ^w^ boot 
:3 is here with :3 this exchange! Suwe, OwO the UwU gods ^-^ do :3 this yeaw >w< connyive 
at >w< us, ÚwÚ and ^-^ we ^-^ may ^-^ do ^w^ anything extempore. The Prince ^-^ himsewf :3 is 
about :3 a piece >_> of OwO inyiquity- >_< steawing away ^-^ fwom his fathew with his 
UwU cwog at his heels. >w< If I ^w^ thought ^.^ it ;;w;; wewe :3 a piece >_> of xDD honyesty ^-^ to 
:3 acquaint OwO the UwU King ^-^ withaw, I would ^.^ nyot :3 do't. I howd ^.^ it OwO the ^-^ mowe 
;;w;; knyavewy ^-^ to conceal xDD it; ÚwÚ and :3 thewein x3 am I ;;w;; constant ^-^ to my 
:33 pwofession. 

;;w;; We-entew :3 CWOWN ÚwÚ and uWu SHEPHEWD 

xDD Aside, aside- here :3 is ^-^ mowe matter uWu fow :3 a ^.^ hot x3 bwain. uWu Evewy lane's 
end, every ^.^ shop, church, ^w^ session, x3 hanging, >w< yiewds :3 a ÚwÚ cawefuw man 
OwO wowk. 
CLOWN. ^w^ See, xDD see; what :3 a man you awe nyow! Thewe :3 is nyo uWu othew uWu way uWu but 
^-^ to tell OwO the UwU King she's :3 a changeling ÚwÚ and UwU nyonye >_> of >_> youw ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and 
bwood. 
SHEPHERD. ;;w;; Nyay, uWu but hear >_> me. 
CLOWN. Nay- uWu but hear >_> me. 
SHEPHERD. uWu Go ^.^ to, xDD then. 
CLOWN. She being UwU nyonye >_> of >_> youw ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and blood, >_> youw ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and UwU bwood 
>_> has ^.^ nyot uWu offended OwO the x3 King; ÚwÚ and OwO so >_> youw ^.^ fwesh ÚwÚ and UwU bwood :3 is ^.^ nyot ^-^ to 
>w< be :3 punyish'd uWu by >_> him. Show x3 those >w< things you ;;w;; found about UwU hew, x3 those 
>w< secwet things- >w< aww uWu but what ^.^ she >_> has with :3 hew. :3 This being >_< donye, 
let OwO the OwO waw >w< go >w< whistwe; I ;;w;; wawwant you. 
SHEPHERD. I uWu wiww tell OwO the UwU King aww, every word- ^-^ yea, ÚwÚ and his son's 
pranks :33 too; :3 who, I ^-^ may ÚwÚ say, :3 is nyo >w< honyest man, neither ^-^ to his 
fathew :3 nyow ^-^ to uWu me, ^-^ to >w< go about ^-^ to ^-^ make me OwO the King's 
xDD bwothew-in-waw. 
CLOWN. ;;w;; Indeed, >_< bwothew-in-waw ÚwÚ was OwO the uWu fawthest x3 off you :33 couwd ^.^ have 
>_< been ^-^ to him; ÚwÚ and then >_> youw UwU bwood xDD had >_< been OwO the ^w^ deawew uWu by I xDD knyow 
how >w< much OwO an xDD ounce. 
AUTOLYCUS. ^-^ [Aside] Very ^w^ wisewy, :33 puppies! 
SHEPHERD. Weww, let OwO us ^-^ to OwO the King. Thewe :3 is UwU that in :3 this fardel 
uWu wiww ^-^ make him scratch his ÚwÚ beawd. 
AUTOLYCUS. ^-^ [Aside] I xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what uWu impediment :3 this complaint ^-^ may 
>w< be ^-^ to OwO the flight >_> of my mastew. 
CLOWN. ;;w;; Pway >_> heawtiwy ^.^ he >w< be at palace. 
AUTOLYCUS. ^-^ [Aside] ^-^ Though I x3 am ^.^ nyot nyatuwawwy ^w^ honyest, I x3 am OwO so 
^.^ sometimes uWu by chance. >_> Wet me ;;w;; pocket OwO up my :33 pedwaw's excwement. 
[Takes x3 off his false xDD beawd] OwO How nyow, rustics! Whither awe you 
ÚwÚ bound? 
SHEPHERD. ÚwÚ To th' :3 pawace, OwO an ^.^ it >_< wike >_> youw worship. 
AUTOLYCUS. Your affairs there, what, with whom, OwO the ^.^ condition >_> of 
UwU that UwU fawdew, OwO the place >_> of >_> youw x3 dwewwing, >_> youw nyames, >_> youw >_> ages, 
>_> of what ^-^ having, breeding, ÚwÚ and ^w^ anything UwU that :3 is >w< fitting ^-^ to >w< be 
knyown- >_> discuvw. 
CLOWN. We awe uWu but ;;w;; pwain fellows, sir. 
AUTOLYCUS. OwO A :33 wie: you awe xDD wough ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ haiwy. >_> Wet me ^.^ have nyo OwO wying; ^.^ it 
>_< becomes UwU nyonye uWu but tradesmen, ÚwÚ and uWu they >_< often ^w^ give OwO us xDD sowdiews OwO the 
>_> wie; uWu but ^-^ we pay them uWu fow ^.^ it with xDD stamped >w< coin, ^.^ nyot stabbing 
steel; OwO thewefowe uWu they ^-^ do ^.^ nyot ^w^ give OwO us OwO the ^-^ wie. 
CLOWN. Your wowship xDD had >_< wike ^-^ to ^.^ have >w< given OwO us one, ^-^ if you xDD had ^.^ nyot 
:3 taken yourself with OwO the mannyew. 
SHEPHERD. uWu Awe you :3 a :33 couwtiew, ^w^ an't >_< wike you, sir? 
AUTOLYCUS. :3 Whethew ^.^ it >_< wike me ^w^ ow no, I x3 am :3 a ^w^ couwtiew. >_> Seest :3 thou 
^.^ nyot OwO the ÚwÚ aiw >_> of OwO the couwt in ^.^ these enfoldings? ;;w;; Hath ^.^ nyot my ^-^ gait in 
^.^ it OwO the measuwe >_> of OwO the couwt? :3 Weceives ^.^ nyot >w< thy nyose couwt-odouw 
^-^ fwom x3 me? OwO Wefwect I ^.^ nyot uWu on >w< thy ^w^ basenyess :33 couwt-contempt? uWu Think'st 
thou, uWu fow UwU that I >_> insinyuate, UwU that toaze ^-^ fwom ÚwÚ thee >w< thy businyess, I 
x3 am OwO thewefowe nyo >w< couwtiew? I x3 am ;;w;; couwtiew OwO cap-a-pe, ÚwÚ and ^-^ onye UwU that 
uWu wiww ;;w;; eithew push uWu on ^w^ ow xDD pwuck xDD back >w< thy ^-^ businyess :3 thewe; wheweupon I 
xDD command OwO the ^-^ to open >w< thy affair. 
SHEPHERD. UwU My businyess, ;;w;; siw, :3 is ^-^ to OwO the King. 
AUTOLYCUS. What ^-^ advocate x3 hast :3 thou ^-^ to OwO him? 
SHEPHERD. I xDD knyow ;;w;; nyot, ^w^ an't >_< wike you. 
CLOWN. uWu Advocate's OwO the >_> couwt-wowd uWu fow :3 a :33 pheasant; uWu say you ^.^ have none. 
SHEPHERD. None, siw; I ^.^ have nyo UwU pheasant, ^.^ cock :3 nyow :33 hen. 
AUTOLYCUS. OwO How bwessed awe ^-^ we UwU that awe ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ simpwe >_< men! 
>_> Yet ^-^ nyatuwe UwU might ^.^ have :3 made me as ^.^ these awe, 
OwO Thewefowe I uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ;;w;; disdain. 
CLOWN. :3 This cannyot >w< be uWu but :3 a gweat ^w^ couwtiew. 
SHEPHERD. His garments awe rich, uWu but ^.^ he weaws them ^.^ nyot handsomely. 
CLOWN. ÚwÚ He uWu seems ^-^ to >w< be OwO the ^-^ mowe x3 nyobwe in being fantastical. 
OwO A gweat man, I'll ^w^ wawwant; I xDD knyow uWu by OwO the >w< picking on's teeth. 
AUTOLYCUS. The fardel thewe? What's >w< i' th' ÚwÚ fawdew? >w< Whewefowe UwU that 
:33 box? 
SHEPHERD. >_> Siw, there :3 wies such >_> secwets in :3 this fardel ÚwÚ and ;;w;; box ;;w;; which 
UwU nyonye >w< must xDD knyow uWu but OwO the x3 King; ÚwÚ and ;;w;; which ^.^ he uWu shaww xDD knyow within :3 this 
xDD houw, ^-^ if I ^-^ may come ^-^ to th' OwO speech >_> of >_> him. 
AUTOLYCUS. >_< Age, :3 thou x3 hast lost >w< thy xDD wabouw. 
SHEPHERD. ÚwÚ Why, OwO Siw? 
AUTOLYCUS. The UwU King :3 is ^.^ nyot at OwO the OwO pawace; ^.^ he :3 is gonye aboawd :3 a OwO nyew 
;;w;; ship ^-^ to ÚwÚ puwge >_> mewanchowy ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ aiw ;;w;; himsewf; for, ^-^ if :3 thou be'st 
capable >_> of >w< things serious, :3 thou >w< must xDD knyow OwO the UwU King :3 is :33 fuww >_> of 
^w^ gwief. 
SHEPHERD. ^w^ So 'tis said, sir- about his UwU son, UwU that shouwd ^.^ have 
married :3 a shephewd's daughter. 
AUTOLYCUS. >w< If UwU that shephewd >w< be ^.^ nyot in >_< hand-fast, let him ^w^ fwy; OwO the 
cuwses ^.^ he uWu shaww x3 have, OwO the ;;w;; towtuwes ^.^ he uWu shaww x3 feew, uWu wiww >_< bweak OwO the 
xDD back >_> of man, OwO the OwO heawt >_> of uWu monstew. 
CLOWN. :33 Think you so, sir? 
AUTOLYCUS. :3 Nyot ^.^ he :3 awonye uWu shaww suffer what ÚwÚ wit can ^-^ make :33 heavy ÚwÚ and 
;;w;; vengeance UwU bittew; uWu but x3 those UwU that awe >_> gewmanye ^-^ to ^w^ him, >w< though 
:33 wemov'd ^w^ fifty times, uWu shaww >w< aww come uWu undew OwO the xDD hangman- which, 
>w< though ^.^ it >w< be gweat pity, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ it :3 is UwU nyecessawy. An ^.^ owd 
sheep-whistwing wogue, :3 a uWu wam-tendew, ^-^ to :3 offew ^-^ to ^.^ have his 
daughter come OwO into x3 gwace! uWu Some uWu say ^.^ he uWu shaww >w< be uWu ston'd; uWu but UwU that 
death :3 is xDD too ^.^ soft uWu fow ^w^ him, uWu say :3 I. Draw ^-^ ouw UwU thwonye OwO into :3 a 
>_> sheep-cote!- >w< aww deaths awe xDD too few, OwO the UwU shawpest xDD too >w< easy. 
CLOWN. xDD Has OwO the ^.^ owd man e'ew :3 a UwU son, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ do you OwO heaw, ^w^ an't >_< wike you, 
sir? 
AUTOLYCUS. ÚwÚ He >_> has :3 a ^-^ son- ^-^ who uWu shaww >w< be flay'd x3 awive; then xDD 'nyointed 
xDD uvw with ;;w;; honyey, xDD set uWu on OwO the head >_> of :3 a OwO wasp's ^w^ nyest; then ^.^ stand 
ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ he >w< be three quawtews ÚwÚ and :3 a ^.^ dwam >w< dead; then UwU wecuvw'd UwU again 
with UwU aqua-vitae ^w^ ow >w< some uWu othew ^.^ hot :33 infusion; then, OwO waw as ^.^ he ;;w;; is, 
ÚwÚ and in OwO the hottest :3 day prognostication proclaims, uWu shaww ^.^ he >w< be xDD set 
x3 against :3 a >_< bwick waww, OwO the >_< sun looking with :3 a >_< southwawd eye x3 upon 
^w^ him, xDD whewe ^.^ he :3 is ^-^ to >w< behowd him with flies xDD bwown ^-^ to :33 death. But 
what talk ^-^ we >_> of ^.^ these twaitowwy rascals, uWu whose xDD misewies awe ^-^ to >w< be 
smiw'd at, theiw offences being OwO so capitaw? >_> Teww uWu me, uWu fow you ÚwÚ seem 
^-^ to >w< be >w< honyest ;;w;; pwain ^-^ men, what you ^.^ have ^-^ to OwO the King. >_> Being 
xDD something gently consider'd, I'll bwing you xDD whewe ^.^ he :3 is >_< aboawd, 
>w< tendew >_> youw persons ^-^ to his presence, whisper him in >_> youw ^w^ behawfs; 
ÚwÚ and ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be in man >w< besides OwO the UwU King ^-^ to :33 effect >_> youw suits, here 
:3 is man uWu shaww ^-^ do it. 
CLOWN. ÚwÚ He uWu seems ^-^ to >w< be >_> of gweat authowity. Close with ^w^ him, ^w^ give him 
;;w;; gowd; ÚwÚ and >w< though authowity >w< be :3 a :3 stubbown ^-^ beaw, ÚwÚ yet ^.^ he :3 is ^w^ oft wed 
uWu by OwO the nyose with >w< gowd. Show OwO the ^-^ inside >_> of >_> youw >_> puwse ^-^ to OwO the 
^w^ outside >_> of his ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ and nyo ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ ado. :33 Wemembew- x3 ston'd ÚwÚ and flay'd 
>_> awive. 
SHEPHERD. x3 An't >w< pwease you, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to >_< undewtake OwO the ^-^ businyess uWu fow >w< us, 
here :3 is UwU that gold I have. I'll ^-^ make ^.^ it as >w< much :3 mowe, ÚwÚ and xDD weave 
:3 this x3 young man in ^.^ pawn ÚwÚ tiww I bwing ^.^ it you. 
AUTOLYCUS. :33 Aftew I ^.^ have x3 donye what I pwomised? 
SHEPHERD. >w< Ay, sir. 
AUTOLYCUS. Weww, ^w^ give me OwO the moiety. uWu Awe you :3 a party in :3 this 
business? 
CLOWN. UwU In >w< some sort, siw; uWu but >w< though my UwU case >w< be :3 a ^w^ pitifuw one, I 
>w< hope I uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be flay'd >_< out >_> of it. 
AUTOLYCUS. :33 O, that's OwO the UwU case >_> of OwO the shephewd's >_< son! >w< Hang ^w^ him, 
:3 he'ww >w< be :3 made OwO an ;;w;; exampwe. 
CLOWN. >w< Comfowt, good xDD comfowt! We >w< must ^-^ to OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and show ^-^ ouw 
ÚwÚ stwange sights. ÚwÚ He >w< must xDD knyow 'tis UwU nyonye >_> of >_> youw daughter :3 nyow my 
sistew; ^-^ we awe gonye >w< ewse. >_> Siw, I uWu wiww ^w^ give you as >w< much as :3 this 
^.^ owd man does, when OwO the ^-^ businyess :3 is performed; ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wemain, as ^.^ he 
uWu says, >_> youw ^.^ pawn ÚwÚ tiww ^.^ it >w< be ^w^ bwought you. 
AUTOLYCUS. I uWu wiww xDD twust you. ÚwÚ Wawk before towawd OwO the >w< sea-side; >w< go uWu on 
OwO the ^.^ wight-hand; I uWu wiww uWu but ÚwÚ wook x3 upon OwO the >_> hedge, ÚwÚ and follow you. 
CLOWN. We awe bwest in :3 this man, as I ^-^ may ÚwÚ say, x3 even blest. 
SHEPHERD. Let's OwO befowe, as ^.^ he >_< bids ÚwÚ us. ÚwÚ He ÚwÚ was provided ^-^ to ^-^ do OwO us 
:33 good. >_< Exeunt uWu SHEPHEWD ÚwÚ and :3 CWOWN 
AUTOLYCUS. >w< If I xDD had :3 a :33 mind ^-^ to >w< be ^w^ honyest, I UwU see >_> Fowtunye would ^.^ nyot 
suffer :3 me: ^.^ she ^.^ dwops booties in my UwU mouth. I x3 am UwU couwted :3 nyow with :3 a 
double >w< occasion- ^.^ gowd, ÚwÚ and :3 a :3 means ^-^ to ^-^ do OwO the Prince my ^w^ mastew 
>w< good; ;;w;; which ^-^ who knows how UwU that ^-^ may xDD tuwn xDD back ^-^ to my >_> advancement? I 
uWu wiww bwing ^.^ these two :33 mowes, ^.^ these uWu bwind onyes, aboawd >_> him. >w< If ^.^ he 
ÚwÚ think ^.^ it x3 fit ^-^ to showe them uWu again, ÚwÚ and UwU that OwO the complaint uWu they 
^.^ have ^-^ to OwO the UwU King UwU concewns him nothing, let him caww me wogue uWu fow 
being OwO so :3 faw OwO officious; uWu fow I x3 am >_> pwoof x3 against UwU that titwe, ÚwÚ and 
what ÚwÚ shame ewse ;;w;; bewongs to't. ÚwÚ To him uWu wiww I ÚwÚ pwesent ^.^ them. Thewe 
^-^ may >w< be matter in it. Exit 




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^-^ ACT :3 V. ^-^ SCENyE :3 I. 
Siciwia. The :33 pawace >_> of OwO WEONTES 

x3 Entew LEONTES, CWEOMENyES, xDD DION, ^w^ PAUWINyA, ÚwÚ and ^.^ OTHEWS 

UwU CWEOMENyES. >_> Siw, you ^.^ have x3 donye enyough, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have xDD pewfowm'd 
OwO A saint-like sorrow. :3 Nyo fauwt :33 couwd you ^-^ make 
^w^ Which you ^.^ have ^.^ nyot redeem'd; :3 indeed, ÚwÚ paid ;;w;; down 
Mowe :3 penyitence than x3 donye twespass. ^.^ At OwO the ^w^ wast, 
Do as OwO the uWu heavens ^.^ have donye: ^-^ fowget >_> youw evil; 
x3 With them forgive OwO youwsewf. 
xDD WEONTES. >w< Whiwst I wemembew 
Her ÚwÚ and xDD hew UwU viwtues, I cannyot ^-^ fowget 
UwU My blemishes in ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and OwO so still ÚwÚ think >_> of 
The :33 wwong I >_> did mysewf; ;;w;; which ÚwÚ was OwO so >w< much 
:33 That heiwwess ^.^ it ;;w;; hath :3 made my UwU kingdom, ÚwÚ and 
Destroy'd OwO the sweet'st ^.^ companyion UwU that e'ew man 
:33 Bwed his OwO hopes >_< out >_> of. 
>_< PAUWINyA. ÚwÚ Twue, xDD too true, my :33 wowd. 
^.^ If, ^-^ onye uWu by one, you ^w^ wedded >w< aww OwO the UwU wowwd, 
Ow ^-^ fwom OwO the >w< aww UwU that awe took xDD something good 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make :3 a pewfect woman, ^.^ she you xDD kiww'd 
Wouwd >w< be :33 unpawawwew'd. 
xDD WEONTES. I ÚwÚ think ÚwÚ so. >w< Kiww'd! 
She I :33 kiww'd! I >_> did >w< so; uWu but :3 thou strik'st me 
xDD Sowewy, ^-^ to uWu say I ÚwÚ did. ^w^ It :3 is as :33 bittew 
:3 Upon >w< thy :33 tongue as in my OwO thought. Nyow, good nyow, 
Say OwO so uWu but seldom. 
UwU CWEOMENyES. :3 Nyot at aww, good >_< wady. 
You UwU might ^.^ have spoken :3 a ^w^ thousand >w< things UwU that would 
>_< Have x3 donye OwO the UwU time ^-^ mowe ÚwÚ benyefit, ÚwÚ and gwac'd 
Your >_> kindnyess ^w^ bettew. 
>_< PAUWINyA. You awe ^-^ onye >_> of x3 those 
Wouwd ^.^ have him wed again. 
>w< DION. >w< If you would ^.^ nyot so, 
You ^-^ pity ^.^ nyot OwO the state, :3 nyow OwO the wemembwance 
x3 Of his UwU most x3 suvweign ;;w;; nyame; consider wittwe 
What :33 dangews, uWu by his OwO Highnyess' x3 faiw >_> of ;;w;; issue, 
May >_> dwop x3 upon his :3 kingdom ÚwÚ and devouw 
ÚwÚ Incewtain UwU wookews-on. What ;;w;; wewe ^-^ mowe holy 
>w< Than ^-^ to uWu wejoice OwO the fowmew queen :3 is uWu weww? 
What >w< howiew x3 than, uWu fow :33 woyawty's xDD wepaiw, 
>_< Fow ÚwÚ pwesent UwU comfowt, ÚwÚ and uWu fow :33 futuwe uWu good, 
ÚwÚ To bless OwO the bed >_> of majesty UwU again 
x3 With :3 a ^w^ sweet :3 fewwow to't? 
>_< PAUWINyA. Thewe :3 is UwU nyonye x3 wowthy, 
>_> Wespecting xDD hew that's gone. UwU Besides, OwO the UwU gods 
uWu Wiww ^.^ have ÚwÚ fuwfiww'd theiw >w< secwet puwposes; 
>_< Fow >_> has ^.^ nyot OwO the >_< divinye Apollo said, 
:3 Is't ^.^ nyot OwO the >_< tenyouw >_> of his ÚwÚ owacwe, 
:33 That UwU King Leontes uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have OwO an ÚwÚ heiw 
;;w;; Tiww his lost >w< chiwd >w< be uWu found? ^w^ Which UwU that ^.^ it ^-^ shaww, 
^-^ Is >w< aww as monstrous ^-^ to ^-^ ouw human reason 
UwU As my ^w^ Antigonyus ^-^ to >_< bweak his grave 
And come UwU again ^-^ to me; :3 who, uWu on my xDD wife, 
OwO Did pewish with OwO the ^w^ infant. ^.^ 'Tis >_> youw counsew 
UwU My lord shouwd ^-^ to OwO the uWu heavens >w< be ;;w;; contwawy, 
Oppose x3 against theiw UwU wiwws. uWu [To OwO WEONTES] Cawe ^.^ nyot uWu fow >w< issue; 
The :3 cwown uWu wiww find OwO an :33 heiw. Great ^-^ Awexandew 
x3 Weft his ^-^ to th' ^-^ wowthiest; OwO so his UwU successow 
>_> Was >_< wike ^-^ to >w< be OwO the >_> best. 
xDD WEONTES. Good >_> Pauwinya, 
OwO Who x3 hast OwO the memowy >_> of Hewmionye, 
I >w< knyow, in xDD honyouw, :3 O UwU that >w< evew I 
Had x3 squaw'd me ^-^ to >w< thy >_< counsew! >_> Then, x3 even nyow, 
I UwU might ^.^ have ^.^ wook'd x3 upon my UwU queen's :33 fuww >_> eyes, 
>_< Have :3 taken >_> tweasuwe ^-^ fwom xDD hew ^.^ wips- 
>_< PAUWINyA. And weft them 
Mowe rich uWu fow what uWu they >w< yiewded. 
xDD WEONTES. Thou OwO speak'st :33 twuth. 
:3 Nyo ^-^ mowe such wives; ^.^ thewefowe, nyo wife. >_< Onye ^.^ wowse, 
And better us'd, would ^-^ make xDD hew sainted spirit 
>_> Again ^.^ possess xDD hew xDD cowpse, ÚwÚ and uWu on :3 this xDD stage, 
:3 Whewe ^-^ we offend xDD hew nyow, :3 appeaw >_< souw-vex'd, 
And begin ;;w;; 'Why ^-^ to ;;w;; me'- 
>_< PAUWINyA. Had ^.^ she such :33 powew, 
She xDD had ^.^ just ^.^ cause. 
xDD WEONTES. She >w< had; ÚwÚ and would >_> incense me 
ÚwÚ To murder xDD hew I :3 mawwied. 
>_< PAUWINyA. I shouwd ÚwÚ so. 
Were I OwO the ghost UwU that walk'd, :3 I'd ;;w;; bid you mark 
Her eye, ÚwÚ and tell me uWu fow what :33 duww part xDD in't 
You ^.^ chose UwU hew; then :3 I'd shriek, UwU that x3 even >_> youw ears 
;;w;; Shouwd wift ^-^ to hear me; ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu wowds UwU that follow'd 
;;w;; Shouwd >w< be 'Remember :33 minye.' 
xDD WEONTES. x3 Staws, staws, 
And >w< aww eyes ewse UwU dead ^w^ coaws! OwO Feaw :3 thou nyo ^-^ wife; 
I'll ^.^ have nyo xDD wife, >_< Pauwinya. 
>_< PAUWINyA. uWu Wiww you uWu sweaw 
uWu Nyevew ^-^ to ÚwÚ mawwy uWu but uWu by my free weave? 
xDD WEONTES. OwO Nyevew, Paulina; OwO so >w< be bwest my spirit! 
>_< PAUWINyA. >_> Then, good my x3 wowds, bear witness ^-^ to his uWu oath. 
UwU CWEOMENyES. You >_> tempt him uvw-much. 
>_< PAUWINyA. >_< Unwess another, 
UwU As >_< wike Hermione as :3 is xDD hew picture, 
Affront his >w< eye. 
UwU CWEOMENyES. Good madam- 
>_< PAUWINyA. I ^.^ have >w< donye. 
xDD Yet, ^-^ if my lord uWu wiww mawwy- ^-^ if you wiww, ;;w;; siw, 
:3 Nyo ^.^ wemedy uWu but you wiww- ^w^ give me OwO the >w< office 
ÚwÚ To OwO choose you :3 a >w< queen. She uWu shaww ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO so x3 young 
UwU As ÚwÚ was >_> youw fowmew; uWu but ^.^ she uWu shaww >w< be such 
As, uWu wawk'd >_> youw ^.^ fiwst UwU queen's ^.^ ghost, ^.^ it shouwd UwU take ^.^ joy 
ÚwÚ To UwU see xDD hew in >_> youw arms. 
xDD WEONTES. UwU My OwO twue >_> Pauwinya, 
We uWu shaww ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ mawwy ÚwÚ tiww :3 thou xDD bid'st ÚwÚ us. 
>_< PAUWINyA. :33 That 
:33 Shaww >w< be when >_> youw ^.^ fiwst UwU queen's UwU again in >w< bweath; 
uWu Nyevew ÚwÚ tiww xDD then. 

x3 Entew :3 a >_> GENTWEMAN 

^-^ GENTWEMAN. >_< Onye UwU that gives >_< out ^-^ himsewf Prince >_< Fwowizew, 
>w< Son >_> of Polixenes, with his ;;w;; pwincess- ^.^ she 
The ÚwÚ faiwest I ^.^ have ÚwÚ yet ^-^ behewd- desires access 
ÚwÚ To >_> youw UwU high presence. 
xDD WEONTES. What with OwO him? ÚwÚ He comes ^.^ nyot 
;;w;; Wike ^-^ to his >_< fathew's gweatnyess. His :33 appwoach, 
^w^ So >_< out >_> of ÚwÚ ciwcumstance ÚwÚ and >_> sudden, uWu tewws OwO us 
^.^ 'Tis ^.^ nyot :3 a visitation fram'd, uWu but fowc'd 
By :3 nyeed ÚwÚ and accident. What twain? 
^-^ GENTWEMAN. But few, 
And x3 those uWu but mean. 
xDD WEONTES. His princess, uWu say you, with OwO him? 
^-^ GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ Ay; OwO the UwU most peerless piece >_> of :3 eawth, I xDD think, 
:33 That e'ew OwO the >_< sun shonye UwU bwight x3 on. 
>_< PAUWINyA. :3 O Hewmionye, 
UwU As every ÚwÚ pwesent UwU time doth boast itsewf 
OwO Abuv :3 a better gone, OwO so >w< must >w< thy grave 
>w< Give uWu way ^-^ to ^w^ what's uWu seen nyow! >_> Siw, you yourself 
>_< Have ^w^ said ÚwÚ and :3 wwit so, uWu but >_> youw :33 wwiting :3 nyow 
^-^ Is colder than UwU that ^-^ theme: ÚwÚ 'She xDD had ^.^ nyot :3 been, 
Nyow ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot ^-^ to >w< be UwU equaww'd.' ÚwÚ Thus >_> youw ^w^ vewse 
Flow'd with xDD hew x3 beauty once; 'tis >_< shwewdwy uWu ebb'd, 
ÚwÚ To uWu say you ^.^ have uWu seen :3 a ^w^ bettew. 
^-^ GENTWEMAN. >_> Pawdon, ÚwÚ madam. 
The ^-^ onye I ^.^ have ^w^ awmost fowgot- >_> youw pawdon; 
The xDD othew, when ^.^ she >_> has obtain'd >_> youw eye, 
uWu Wiww ^.^ have >_> youw :33 tongue ^w^ too. :3 This :3 is :3 a creature, 
Wouwd ^.^ she begin :3 a uWu sect, UwU might ÚwÚ quench OwO the x3 zeaw 
x3 Of >w< aww ^.^ pwofessows ewse, ^-^ make pwosewytes 
x3 Of ^-^ who ^.^ she uWu but ;;w;; bid OwO fowwow. 
>_< PAUWINyA. ^w^ How! ^.^ nyot :33 women? 
^-^ GENTWEMAN. xDD Women uWu wiww love xDD hew UwU that ^.^ she :3 is :3 a ^-^ woman 
Mowe wowth than ^-^ any >w< man; ^-^ men, UwU that ^.^ she :3 is 
The wawest >_> of >w< aww >w< women. 
xDD WEONTES. Go, ^-^ Cweomenyes; 
Yourself, assisted with >_> youw UwU honyouw'd fwiends, 
>_< Bwing them ^-^ to ^-^ ouw embwacement. >_< Exeunt 
Stiww, 'tis ÚwÚ stwange 
ÚwÚ He ;;w;; thus shouwd >_< steaw x3 upon ÚwÚ us. 
>_< PAUWINyA. Had ^-^ ouw ^w^ pwince, 
UwU Jewew >_> of ^-^ chiwdwen, uWu seen :3 this xDD houw, ^.^ he xDD had paiw'd 
^.^ Weww with :3 this ^w^ wowd; there ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot :33 fuww :3 a month 
>w< Between theiw x3 biwths. 
xDD WEONTES. ÚwÚ Pwithee nyo ^-^ mowe; cease. Thou uWu knyow'st 
ÚwÚ He >_> dies ^-^ to me UwU again when >w< tawk'd >_> of. Suwe, 
When I uWu shaww UwU see :3 this ;;w;; gentweman, >w< thy >_< speeches 
uWu Wiww bwing me ^-^ to consider UwU that ;;w;; which ^-^ may 
Unfuwnyish me >_> of reason. 

;;w;; We-entew CWEOMENyES, with xDD FWOWIZEW, ^.^ PEWDITA, ÚwÚ and 
^-^ ATTENDANTS 

^.^ They awe come. 
Your mothew ÚwÚ was UwU most OwO twue ^-^ to wedlock, Prince; 
>_< Fow ^.^ she >_> did x3 pwint >_> youw :33 woyaw fathew OwO off, 
>_> Conceiving you. Were I uWu but >_> twenty-onye, 
Your >_< fathew's ^.^ image :3 is OwO so :3 hit in you 
His vewy :3 aiw, UwU that I shouwd caww you :33 bwothew, 
UwU As I >_> did ^w^ him, ÚwÚ and speak >_> of xDD something >_> wiwdwy 
By OwO us xDD pewfowm'd >_> befowe. uWu Most dearly welcome! 
And >_> youw fair ;;w;; pwincess- ;;w;; goddess! :33 O, awas! 
I lost :3 a x3 coupwe UwU that :33 'twixt >w< heaven ÚwÚ and :3 eawth 
OwO Might ;;w;; thus ^.^ have ÚwÚ stood >_> begetting wonder as 
:3 You, >_< gwacious couple, do. And then I lost- 
^-^ Aww >_< minye >_> own OwO fowwy- OwO the >_> society, 
Amity UwU too, >_> of >_> youw bwave fathew, whom, 
^-^ Though beawing misery, I desiwe my life 
>w< Once ^-^ mowe ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook uWu on >_> him. 
:33 FWOWIZEW. By his xDD command 
>_< Have I here ^w^ touch'd ÚwÚ Siciwia, ÚwÚ and ^-^ fwom him 
>w< Give you >w< aww UwU gweetings UwU that :3 a ^-^ king, at OwO fwiend, 
^w^ Can ^-^ send his brother; :3 and, uWu but infirmity, 
^w^ Which >_< waits x3 upon OwO wown times, ;;w;; hath xDD something >w< seiz'd 
His :33 wish'd >_> abiwity, ^.^ he xDD had ^-^ himsewf 
The x3 wands ÚwÚ and UwU watews :33 'twixt >_> youw UwU thwonye ÚwÚ and his 
>_> Measuw'd, ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook x3 upon OwO you; xDD whom ^.^ he >_> wuvs, 
ÚwÚ He bade me uWu say so, ^-^ mowe than >w< aww OwO the sceptwes 
And x3 those UwU that bear them living. 
xDD WEONTES. :3 O my OwO bwothew- 
Good gentweman!- OwO the ^-^ wwongs I ^.^ have x3 donye ÚwÚ thee :33 stiw 
Afresh within me; ÚwÚ and ^.^ these >w< thy ^.^ offices, 
^w^ So ^-^ wawewy kind, awe as ^w^ intewpwetews 
x3 Of my ÚwÚ behind-hand ;;w;; swacknyess! >w< Wewcome hithew, 
UwU As :3 is OwO the spwing ^-^ to th' xDD eawth. And ;;w;; hath ^.^ he xDD too 
Expos'd :3 this pawagon ^-^ to th' xDD feawfuw xDD usage, 
^.^ At :33 weast ungentle, >_> of OwO the dreadful Neptune, 
ÚwÚ To gweet :3 a man ^.^ nyot wowth xDD hew ÚwÚ pains, >w< much less 
^-^ Th' adventuwe >_> of xDD hew ÚwÚ pewson? 
:33 FWOWIZEW. OwO Good, my lord, 
She came ^-^ fwom :3 Wibya. 
xDD WEONTES. :3 Whewe OwO the ^.^ wawwike Smalus, 
:33 That x3 nyobwe UwU honyouw'd lord, :3 is >_< feaw'd ÚwÚ and OwO wov'd? 
:33 FWOWIZEW. uWu Most :33 woyaw ;;w;; siw, ^-^ fwom thence; ^-^ fwom him uWu whose daughter 
His ;;w;; teaws pwocwaim'd his, pawting with UwU hew; >_< thence, 
OwO A pwospewous >w< south-wind friendly, ^-^ we ^.^ have xDD cwoss'd, 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ execute OwO the chawge my fathew >_> gave me 
>_< Fow :3 visiting >_> youw uWu Highnyess. UwU My :33 best x3 twain 
I ^.^ have ^-^ fwom >_> youw >_> Siciwian shores OwO dismiss'd; 
OwO Who uWu fow ^-^ Bohemia :3 bend, ^-^ to signify 
:3 Nyot only my >_< success in Wibya, ;;w;; siw, 
But my >_< awwivaw ÚwÚ and my :3 wife's in >_> safety 
;;w;; Hewe xDD whewe ^-^ we >_> awe. 
xDD WEONTES. The bwessed UwU gods 
^-^ Puwge >w< aww ÚwÚ infection ^-^ fwom ^-^ ouw ÚwÚ aiw UwU whiwst you 
Do >_> cwimate :3 hewe! You ^.^ have :3 a holy fathew, 
OwO A gwacefuw ;;w;; gentweman, x3 against uWu whose ^.^ pewson, 
^w^ So xDD sacwed as ^.^ it ;;w;; is, I ^.^ have x3 donye uWu sin, 
>_< Fow ;;w;; which OwO the uWu heavens, ^-^ taking :3 angwy nyote, 
>_< Have weft me issuewess; ÚwÚ and >_> youw >_< fathew's bwest, 
UwU As ^.^ he ^-^ fwom >w< heaven merits it, with you, 
Wowthy his goodnyess. What UwU might I ^.^ have :3 been, 
OwO Might I :3 a :3 son ÚwÚ and daughter :3 nyow ^.^ have ^.^ wook'd OwO on, 
Such ÚwÚ goodwy >w< things as xDD you! 

x3 Entew :3 a LORD 

LORD. uWu Most x3 nyobwe ;;w;; siw, 
:33 That ;;w;; which I uWu shaww wepowt uWu wiww bear nyo >_< cwedit, 
Were ^.^ nyot OwO the >_> pwoof OwO so >w< nyigh. UwU Pwease you, gweat ;;w;; siw, 
^-^ Bohemia >_> gweets you ^-^ fwom ^-^ himsewf uWu by me; 
;;w;; Desiwes you ^-^ to >w< attach his UwU son, ^-^ who ^w^ has- 
His >w< dignyity ÚwÚ and >_> duty uWu both UwU cast UwU off- 
uWu Fwed ^-^ fwom his fathew, ^-^ fwom his hopes, ÚwÚ and with 
OwO A shephewd's daughter. 
xDD WEONTES. Where's >_> Bohemia? ;;w;; Speak. 
LORD. ;;w;; Hewe in >_> youw xDD city; I :3 nyow came ^-^ fwom >_> him. 
I speak >_< amazedwy; ÚwÚ and ^.^ it >_< becomes 
UwU My x3 mawvew ÚwÚ and my message. ÚwÚ To >_> youw couwt 
ÚwÚ Whiwes ^.^ he ÚwÚ was ^.^ hast'nying- in OwO the x3 chase, ^.^ it seems, 
x3 Of :3 this fair coupwe- xDD meets ^.^ he uWu on OwO the uWu way 
The fathew >_> of :3 this seeming wady ÚwÚ and 
Her :33 bwothew, having uWu both theiw ;;w;; countwy ^.^ quitted 
x3 With :3 this x3 young pwince. 
:33 FWOWIZEW. :33 Camiwwo >_> has betway'd me; 
uWu Whose uWu honyouw ÚwÚ and uWu whose xDD honyesty ÚwÚ tiww :3 nyow 
^w^ Enduw'd >w< aww OwO weathews. 
LORD. >_< Way't OwO so ^-^ to his x3 chawge; 
>w< He's with OwO the UwU King >_> youw father. 
xDD WEONTES. :3 Who? OwO Camiwwo? 
LORD. Camiwwo, siw; I ^-^ spake with him; ^-^ who :3 nyow 
xDD Has ^.^ these UwU poow x3 men in :33 question. uWu Nyevew ^-^ saw I 
uWu Wwetches OwO so quake. ^.^ They ÚwÚ knyeew, uWu they ÚwÚ kiss OwO the eawth; 
>_> Fowsweaw themsewves as >_< often as uWu they speak. 
^-^ Bohemia stops his eaws, ÚwÚ and UwU thweatens them 
x3 With divews deaths in :33 death. 
UwU PEWDITA. :3 O my UwU poow ^-^ fathew! 
The >w< heaven ^w^ sets spies x3 upon >w< us, uWu wiww ^.^ nyot ^.^ have 
Our :33 contwact ^w^ cewebwated. 
xDD WEONTES. You awe married? 
:33 FWOWIZEW. We awe ;;w;; nyot, ;;w;; siw, :3 nyow awe ^-^ we >_< wike ^-^ to ^w^ be; 
The staws, I >_> see, uWu wiww ÚwÚ kiss OwO the >_< vawweys >_> fiwst. 
The >_> odds uWu fow UwU high ÚwÚ and wow's alike. 
xDD WEONTES. UwU My lord, 
^-^ Is :3 this OwO the daughter >_> of :3 a king? 
:33 FWOWIZEW. She ;;w;; is, 
When UwU once ^.^ she :3 is my wife. 
xDD WEONTES. :33 That ;;w;; 'once,' I UwU see uWu by >_> youw good >_< fathew's uWu speed, 
uWu Wiww come uWu on vewy swowwy. I x3 am sowwy, 
uWu Most sowwy, you ^.^ have ^w^ bwoken ^-^ fwom his ^-^ wiking 
:3 Whewe you ;;w;; wewe tied in xDD duty; ÚwÚ and as >_< sowwy 
Your UwU choice :3 is ^.^ nyot OwO so rich in wowth as :3 beauty, 
:33 That you UwU might ;;w;; weww enjoy :3 hew. 
:33 FWOWIZEW. :3 Deaw, ÚwÚ wook :33 up. 
^-^ Though ;;w;; Fowtunye, visibwe OwO an enemy, 
;;w;; Shouwd ^.^ chase OwO us with my fathew, ^.^ pow'w nyo :3 jot 
;;w;; Hath ^.^ she ^-^ to >_> change ^-^ ouw ^w^ wuvs. ^-^ Beseech you, ;;w;; siw, 
Wemembew >_< since you uWu ow'd nyo ^-^ mowe ^-^ to UwU time 
>w< Than I ^-^ do OwO nyow. x3 With ^w^ thought >_> of such ^-^ affections, 
:3 Step :3 fowth >_< minye ;;w;; advocate; at >_> youw xDD wequest 
UwU My fathew uWu wiww gwant pwecious >w< things as twifwes. 
xDD WEONTES. Wouwd ^.^ he ^-^ do so, :3 I'd UwU beg >_> youw pwecious mistress, 
^w^ Which ^.^ he counts uWu but :3 a UwU twifwe. 
>_< PAUWINyA. >_> Siw, my UwU wiege, 
Your eye ;;w;; hath xDD too >w< much xDD youth >w< in't. :3 Nyot :3 a month 
Fowe >_> youw queen :33 died, ^.^ she ÚwÚ was ^-^ mowe wowth such gazes 
>w< Than what you ÚwÚ wook uWu on OwO nyow. 
xDD WEONTES. I ^w^ thought >_> of xDD hew 
>_< Even in ^.^ these looks I ^.^ made. uWu [To ^.^ FWOWIZEW] But >_> youw >_> petition 
^-^ Is ÚwÚ yet unanswer'd. I uWu wiww ^-^ to >_> youw father. 
Your uWu honyouw ^.^ nyot ^-^ o'ewthwown uWu by >_> youw desiwes, 
I x3 am fwiend ^-^ to them ÚwÚ and you. :3 Upon ;;w;; which ewwand 
I :3 nyow >w< go towawd him; ^.^ thewefowe, follow uWu me, 
And mark what uWu way I ^w^ make. ^w^ Come, good my :33 wowd. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE >_> II. 
Siciwia. Before OwO the :33 pawace >_> of OwO WEONTES 

x3 Entew AUTOWYCUS ÚwÚ and :3 a >_> GENTWEMAN 

AUTOLYCUS. ^-^ Beseech you, ;;w;; siw, ;;w;; wewe you ÚwÚ pwesent at :3 this relation? 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I ÚwÚ was uWu by at OwO the openying >_> of OwO the UwU fawdew, heard OwO the 
^.^ owd shephewd x3 dewivew OwO the manner how ^.^ he ;;w;; found xDD it; :33 wheweupon, aftew 
:3 a wittwe amazednyess, ^-^ we ;;w;; wewe >w< aww ^w^ commanded >_< out >_> of OwO the chambew; 
only this, methought I heard OwO the shephewd uWu say ^.^ he ;;w;; found OwO the chiwd. 
AUTOLYCUS. I would UwU most UwU gwadwy xDD knyow OwO the xDD issue >_> of it. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I ^-^ make :3 a ^w^ bwoken uWu dewivewy >_> of OwO the OwO businyess; uWu but OwO the 
x3 changes I xDD pewceived in OwO the UwU King ÚwÚ and :33 Camiwwo ;;w;; wewe vewy :3 nyotes >_> of 
admiration. ^.^ They >w< seem'd almost, with stawing uWu on ^-^ onye another, ^-^ to 
>w< teaw OwO the cases >_> of theiw ^w^ eyes; there ÚwÚ was OwO speech in theiw >w< dumbnyess, 
language in theiw vewy ^w^ gestuwe; uWu they ^.^ wook'd as uWu they xDD had heard >_> of 
:3 a x3 wowwd wansom'd, ^w^ ow ^-^ onye destroyed. OwO A >_> nyotabwe passion >_> of wonder 
ÚwÚ appeawed in them; uWu but OwO the >_< wisest ^w^ behowdew UwU that knew nyo ^-^ mowe uWu but 
>_< seeing :33 couwd ^.^ nyot uWu say ^-^ if th' ^-^ impowtance ;;w;; wewe ^.^ joy ^w^ ow ÚwÚ sowwow- uWu but in 
OwO the >_> extwemity >_> of OwO the ^-^ onye ^.^ it >w< must ^.^ nyeeds UwU be. 

x3 Entew another >_> GENTWEMAN 

;;w;; Hewe comes :3 a ^-^ gentweman UwU that UwU happiwy knows more. The UwU nyews, ^w^ Wogewo? 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. Nyothing uWu but bonfires. The >w< owacwe :3 is >w< fuwfiww'd: 
OwO the King's daughter :3 is ÚwÚ found. Such :3 a ^-^ deaw >_> of wonder :3 is ^w^ bwoken >_< out 
within :3 this hour UwU that ÚwÚ bawwad-makews cannyot >w< be able ^-^ to express it. 

x3 Entew another >_> GENTWEMAN 

;;w;; Hewe comes OwO the OwO Wady Paulina's ^.^ stewawd; ^.^ he can x3 dewivew you more. 
OwO How :33 goes ^.^ it nyow, sir? :3 This UwU nyews, ;;w;; which :3 is xDD caww'd true, :3 is OwO so >_< wike 
OwO an ^.^ owd xDD tawe UwU that OwO the >w< vewity >_> of ^.^ it :3 is in >w< stwong ^w^ suspicion. xDD Has OwO the 
UwU King ;;w;; found his OwO heiw? 
uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. uWu Most true, ^-^ if >w< evew >w< twuth ;;w;; wewe pregnant uWu by 
ÚwÚ ciwcumstance. :33 That ;;w;; which you hear ^w^ you'ww uWu sweaw you >_> see, there :3 is 
such >_> unyity in OwO the >_> pwoofs. The mantle >_> of Queen >w< Hewmionye's; xDD hew 
>_> jewew about OwO the neck >_> of xDD it; OwO the letters >_> of ^w^ Antigonyus ;;w;; found with 
it, ;;w;; which uWu they xDD knyow ^-^ to >w< be his character; OwO the majesty >_> of OwO the 
;;w;; cweatuwe in resemblance >_> of OwO the mother; OwO the xDD affection >_> of ;;w;; nyobwenyess 
;;w;; which ^-^ nyatuwe >w< shows :33 abuv xDD hew ^-^ bweeding; ÚwÚ and many uWu othew evidences- 
:3 pwocwaim xDD hew with >w< aww ;;w;; cewtainty ^-^ to >w< be OwO the King's daughter. OwO Did 
you UwU see OwO the meeting >_> of OwO the two kings? 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >_< Nyo. 
uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ;;w;; Then you ^.^ have lost :3 a OwO sight ;;w;; which ÚwÚ was ^-^ to >w< be ^.^ seen, 
cannyot >w< be spoken >_> of. Thewe UwU might you ^.^ have x3 behewd ^-^ onye ^.^ joy :3 cwown 
another, OwO so ÚwÚ and in such manner UwU that ^.^ it >w< seem'd UwU sowwow >_> wept ^-^ to UwU take 
xDD weave >_> of them; uWu fow theiw ^.^ joy waded in uWu teaws. Thewe ÚwÚ was ;;w;; casting OwO up 
>_> of >_> eyes, howding OwO up >_> of x3 hands, with countenance >_> of such 
distwaction UwU that uWu they ;;w;; wewe ^-^ to >w< be OwO knyown uWu by uWu gawment, ^.^ nyot uWu by OwO favouw. 
Our ^-^ king, being ready ^-^ to :33 weap >_< out >_> of ^-^ himsewf uWu fow ^.^ joy >_> of his ;;w;; found 
>_> daughtew, as ^-^ if UwU that ^.^ joy ;;w;; wewe :3 nyow ÚwÚ become :3 a loss, x3 cwies 'O, >w< thy 
mothew, >w< thy >w< mothew!' then :33 asks ^-^ Bohemia forgiveness; then embwaces 
his >w< son-in-waw; then UwU again ÚwÚ wowwies ^.^ he his daughter with >_> cwipping 
:3 hew. Nyow ^.^ he ^w^ thanks OwO the ^.^ owd >w< shephewd, ;;w;; which ^-^ stands uWu by >_< wike :3 a 
weathew-bitten conduit >_> of many kings' weigns. I never heard >_> of 
such another uWu encountew, ;;w;; which lames wepowt ^-^ to follow ^.^ it ÚwÚ and 
>w< undoes ;;w;; descwiption ^-^ to ^-^ do it. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >_> What, pray you, became >_> of >_< Antigonyus, UwU that xDD cawwied 
x3 hence OwO the chiwd? 
uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. ;;w;; Wike OwO an ^.^ owd xDD tawe stiww, ;;w;; which uWu wiww ^.^ have matter ^-^ to 
^w^ weheawse, >w< though ÚwÚ cwedit >w< be asweep ÚwÚ and ^.^ nyot OwO an ear open: ^.^ he ÚwÚ was 
^-^ town ^-^ to ;;w;; pieces with :3 a OwO beaw. :3 This avouches OwO the shephewd's UwU son, ^-^ who 
>_> has ^.^ nyot only his innyocence, ;;w;; which uWu seems xDD much, ^-^ to >_> justify ^w^ him, uWu but 
:3 a handkerchief ÚwÚ and rings >_> of his UwU that ^w^ Pauwinya knows. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. What became >_> of his bark ÚwÚ and his >_> fowwowews? 
uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. uWu Wweck'd OwO the >_> same x3 instant >_> of theiw >_< mastew's >_< death, 
ÚwÚ and in OwO the view >_> of OwO the shepherd; OwO so UwU that >w< aww OwO the xDD instwuments 
;;w;; which ^.^ aided ^-^ to expose OwO the >w< chiwd ;;w;; wewe x3 even then lost when ^.^ it ÚwÚ was 
ÚwÚ found. But, :33 O, OwO the x3 nyobwe combat UwU that :33 'twixt ^.^ joy ÚwÚ and UwU sowwow ÚwÚ was 
xDD fought in OwO Pauwinya! She xDD had ^-^ onye eye :33 decwin'd uWu fow OwO the woss >_> of xDD hew 
xDD husband, another xDD ewevated UwU that OwO the >w< owacwe ÚwÚ was >w< fuwfiww'd. She 
uWu wifted OwO the ^w^ Pwincess ^-^ fwom OwO the :3 eawth, ÚwÚ and OwO so wocks xDD hew in >_> embwacing 
as ^-^ if ^.^ she would :3 pin xDD hew ^-^ to xDD hew xDD heawt, UwU that ^.^ she UwU might nyo ^-^ mowe >w< be 
in danger >_> of wosing. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. The >w< dignyity >_> of :3 this ^.^ act ÚwÚ was wowth OwO the ^-^ audience >_> of 
kings ÚwÚ and OwO pwinces; uWu fow uWu by such ÚwÚ was ^.^ it x3 acted. 
uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >_< Onye >_> of OwO the pwettiest UwU touches >_> of aww, ÚwÚ and UwU that 
;;w;; which angw'd uWu fow >_< minye x3 eyes- >_> caught OwO the ^w^ watew, >w< though ^.^ nyot OwO the 
OwO fish- OwO was, when at OwO the >_< wewation >_> of OwO the Queen's >_< death, with OwO the 
manner how ^.^ she came to't bravely x3 confess'd ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ wamented uWu by OwO the 
;;w;; King, how attentivenyes >_< wounded his ^-^ daughtew; :33 tiww, ^-^ fwom ^-^ onye >w< sign 
>_> of ^-^ dowouw ^-^ to another, ^.^ she >_> did with OwO an ÚwÚ 'Awas!'- I would fain :33 say- 
bleed teaws; uWu fow I x3 am ^w^ suwe my OwO heawt >_> wept bwood. OwO Who ÚwÚ was UwU most 
marble there >_< changed :33 cowouw; >w< some :3 swoonyed, >w< aww sowwowed. >w< If >w< aww 
OwO the x3 wowwd :33 couwd ^.^ have seen't, OwO the >_> woe xDD had >_< been universal. 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. uWu Awe uWu they wetuwnyed ^-^ to OwO the couwt? 
uWu THIWD ^-^ GENTWEMAN. >_< Nyo. The ^w^ Pwincess hearing >_> of xDD hew >_> mothew's uWu statue, 
;;w;; which :3 is in OwO the UwU keeping >_> of Pauwinya- :3 a piece many years in UwU doing 
ÚwÚ and :3 nyow newly xDD pewfowm'd uWu by UwU that x3 wawe >w< Itawian :3 mastew, Juwio 
>w< Womanyo, :3 who, xDD had ^.^ he ^-^ himsewf eternity ÚwÚ and :33 couwd >w< put >_> bweath OwO into 
his work, would beguiwe ^-^ nyatuwe >_> of xDD hew :33 custom, OwO so xDD pewfectwy ^.^ he :3 is 
xDD hew ape. ÚwÚ He OwO so ;;w;; nyeaw ^-^ to Hermione ;;w;; hath x3 donye Hermione UwU that uWu they uWu say 
^-^ onye would speak ^-^ to xDD hew ÚwÚ and ^.^ stand in >w< hope >_> of UwU answew- thithew with 
>w< aww gweedinyess >_> of xDD affection awe uWu they gone, ÚwÚ and there uWu they intend 
^-^ to >_< sup. 
x3 SECOND ^-^ GENTWEMAN. I ^w^ thought ^.^ she xDD had >w< some gweat matter there in 
>w< hand; uWu fow ^.^ she ;;w;; hath pwivatewy ^w^ twice ^w^ ow ÚwÚ thwice :3 a day, >w< evew >_< since 
OwO the death >_> of Hewmionye, OwO visited UwU that wemuvd >_< house. :33 Shaww ^-^ we 
:33 thithew, ÚwÚ and with ^-^ ouw >_> company piece OwO the wejoicing? 
OwO FIWST ^-^ GENTWEMAN. OwO Who would >w< be ^.^ thence UwU that >_> has OwO the benefit >_> of 
access? uWu Evewy :3 wink >_> of OwO an eye >w< some OwO nyew OwO gwace uWu wiww >w< be uWu bown. Our 
absence makes OwO us uWu unthwifty ^-^ to ^-^ ouw knowledge. Let's awong. 
>_< Exeunt GENTLEMEN 
AUTOLYCUS. Nyow, xDD had I ^.^ nyot OwO the :3 dash >_> of my fowmew life in uWu me, would 
^.^ pwefewment >_> dwop uWu on my head. I ^w^ bwought OwO the ^.^ owd man ÚwÚ and his :3 son 
aboawd OwO the Prince; told him I heard them talk >_> of :3 a fardel ÚwÚ and I 
xDD knyow ^.^ nyot what; uWu but ^.^ he at UwU that UwU time :33 uvw-fond >_> of OwO the shephewd's 
:3 daughtew- OwO so ^.^ he then took xDD hew ^-^ to be- ^-^ who >_< began ^-^ to >w< be >w< much 
ÚwÚ sea-sick, ÚwÚ and ^-^ himsewf wittwe :3 bettew, >_> extwemity >_> of weather 
continuing, :3 this mystewy wemainyed :33 undiscuvw'd. But 'tis >w< aww ^-^ onye 
^-^ to me; uWu fow xDD had I >_< been OwO the finder-out >_> of :3 this secwet, ^.^ it would ^.^ nyot 
^.^ have ^w^ wewish'd UwU among my uWu othew ^.^ discwedits. 

x3 Entew uWu SHEPHEWD ÚwÚ and :3 CWOWN 

;;w;; Hewe come x3 those I ^.^ have x3 donye good ^-^ to x3 against my wiww, ÚwÚ and already 
appeawing in OwO the blossoms >_> of theiw xDD fowtunye. 
SHEPHERD. ^w^ Come, >w< boy; I x3 am ÚwÚ past uWu moe ^-^ chiwdwen, uWu but >w< thy >_< sons ÚwÚ and 
daughters uWu wiww >w< be >w< aww gentlemen uWu bown. 
CLOWN. You awe ;;w;; weww met, sir. You ;;w;; denyied ^-^ to fight with me :3 this 
uWu othew day, ^.^ because I ÚwÚ was nyo ^-^ gentweman uWu bown. ^w^ See you ^.^ these 
clothes? Say you UwU see them ^.^ nyot ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ think me still nyo ^-^ gentweman 
uWu bown. You ;;w;; wewe :33 best uWu say ^.^ these wobes awe ^.^ nyot gentlemen uWu bown. >w< Give 
me OwO the >_< wie, do; ÚwÚ and twy whethew I x3 am ^.^ nyot :3 nyow :3 a ^-^ gentweman uWu bown. 
AUTOLYCUS. I xDD knyow you awe nyow, ;;w;; siw, :3 a ^-^ gentweman uWu bown. 
CLOWN. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and ^.^ have >_< been OwO so ^-^ any UwU time ^.^ these ;;w;; fouw OwO houws. 
SHEPHERD. And OwO so ^.^ have OwO I, ÚwÚ boy. 
CLOWN. ^w^ So you ^.^ have; uWu but I ÚwÚ was :3 a ^-^ gentweman :3 bown before my uWu fathew; 
uWu fow OwO the King's :3 son took me uWu by OwO the hand ÚwÚ and xDD caww'd me brother; ÚwÚ and 
then OwO the two kings xDD caww'd my fathew brother; ÚwÚ and then OwO the Pwince, 
my :33 bwothew, ÚwÚ and OwO the uWu Pwincess, my ;;w;; sistew, xDD caww'd my fathew father. 
And OwO so ^-^ we ^-^ wept; ÚwÚ and there ÚwÚ was OwO the ^.^ fiwst gentleman-like ;;w;; teaws UwU that 
>w< evew ^-^ we OwO shed. 
SHEPHERD. We ^-^ may live, UwU son, ^-^ to shed many more. 
CLOWN. ÚwÚ Ay; ^w^ ow ewse 'twere ^-^ hawd OwO wuck, being in OwO so x3 pwepostewous 
^-^ estate as ^-^ we >_> awe. 
AUTOLYCUS. I humbly uWu beseech you, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to pawdon me >w< aww OwO the faults I 
^.^ have committed ^-^ to >_> youw wowship, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to ^w^ give me >_> youw good wepowt 
^-^ to OwO the Prince my mastew. 
SHEPHERD. Prithee, UwU son, do; uWu fow ^-^ we >w< must >w< be gentle, :3 nyow ^-^ we awe 
>_< gentwemen. 
CLOWN. Thou xDD wiwt amend >w< thy x3 wife? 
AUTOLYCUS. >w< Ay, OwO an ^.^ it >_< wike >_> youw good worship. 
CLOWN. >w< Give me >w< thy hand. I uWu wiww uWu sweaw ^-^ to OwO the Prince :3 thou art as 
>w< honyest :3 a OwO twue :3 fewwow as ^-^ any :3 is in ^.^ Bohemia. 
SHEPHERD. You ^-^ may uWu say it, uWu but ^.^ nyot uWu sweaw it. 
CLOWN. :3 Nyot uWu sweaw it, :3 nyow I x3 am :3 a gentweman? >_> Wet boors ÚwÚ and franklins 
uWu say OwO it: I'll uWu sweaw it. 
SHEPHERD. OwO How ^-^ if ^.^ it >w< be fawse, xDD son? 
CLOWN. >w< If ^.^ it >w< be :33 nye'ew OwO so fawse, :3 a OwO twue ^-^ gentweman ^-^ may uWu sweaw ^.^ it in 
OwO the behawf >_> of his >w< fwiend. And I'll uWu sweaw ^-^ to OwO the Prince :3 thou art :3 a 
taww :3 fewwow >_> of >w< thy ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and UwU that :3 thou xDD wiwt ^.^ nyot >w< be dwunk; uWu but I 
xDD knyow :3 thou art nyo taww :3 fewwow >_> of >w< thy ^.^ hands ÚwÚ and UwU that :3 thou xDD wiwt >w< be 
dwunk. But I'll uWu sweaw xDD it; ÚwÚ and I would :3 thou wouldst >w< be :3 a taww 
:3 fewwow >_> of >w< thy hands. 
AUTOLYCUS. I uWu wiww ^w^ pwuv so, ;;w;; siw, ^-^ to my >_> powew. 
CLOWN. >w< Ay, uWu by ^-^ any means, ^w^ pwuv :3 a taww fewwow. >w< If I ^-^ do ^.^ nyot wonder 
how :3 thou :33 daw'st venture ^-^ to >w< be dwunk ^.^ nyot being :3 a taww fewwow, 
xDD twust me not. >_> Hawk! OwO the kings ÚwÚ and OwO the princes, ^-^ ouw ^.^ kindwed, awe 
^-^ going ^-^ to UwU see OwO the Queen's >_< pictuwe. ^w^ Come, follow >_< us; ^w^ we'ww >w< be >w< thy 
good >w< mastews. >_< Exeunt 




^-^ SCENyE III. 
Siciwia. OwO A >w< chapew in ^-^ PAUWINyA's house 

x3 Entew LEONTES, :3 POWIXENyES, xDD FWOWIZEW, ^.^ PEWDITA, ÚwÚ CAMIWWO, ^w^ PAUWINyA, 
LORDS ÚwÚ and ^-^ ATTENDANTS 

xDD WEONTES. :3 O grave ÚwÚ and good >_> Pauwinya, OwO the gweat comfort 
:33 That I ^.^ have xDD had >_> of thee! 
>_< PAUWINyA. >_> What, x3 suvweign ;;w;; siw, 
I >_> did ^.^ nyot well, I meant :33 weww. ^-^ Aww my services 
You ^.^ have ÚwÚ paid >_< home; uWu but UwU that you ^.^ have >_> vouchsaf'd, 
x3 With >_> youw xDD cwown'd bwothew ÚwÚ and ^.^ these >_> youw :3 contwacted 
UwU Heiws >_> of >_> youw x3 kingdoms, my UwU poow house ^-^ to visit, 
^w^ It :3 is :3 a :33 suwpwus >_> of >_> youw >w< gwace, ;;w;; which never 
UwU My life ^-^ may last ^-^ to >w< answew. 
xDD WEONTES. :3 O >_> Pauwinya, 
We uWu honyouw you with twoubwe; uWu but ^-^ we came 
ÚwÚ To UwU see OwO the >_> statue >_> of ^-^ ouw >w< queen. Your x3 gawwewy 
>_< Have ^-^ we ^w^ pass'd through, ^.^ nyot ^-^ without >w< much ^.^ content 
UwU In many >_< singuwawities; uWu but ^-^ we ^-^ saw ^.^ nyot 
:33 That ;;w;; which my daughter came ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook OwO upon, 
The >_> statue >_> of xDD hew mother. 
>_< PAUWINyA. UwU As ^.^ she uWu wiv'd ÚwÚ peewwess, 
^w^ So xDD hew UwU dead likeness, I ^-^ do ;;w;; weww >w< bewieve, 
>w< Excews ^.^ whatevew ÚwÚ yet you ^.^ wook'd x3 upon 
Ow hand >_> of man ;;w;; hath done; OwO thewefowe I ^-^ keep ^.^ it 
>w< Wonyewy, apart. But here ^.^ it is. Pwepawe 
ÚwÚ To UwU see OwO the life as lively ÚwÚ mock'd as >w< evew 
OwO Stiww ;;w;; sweep ÚwÚ mock'd :33 death. >_> Behowd; ÚwÚ and uWu say 'tis :33 weww. 
^.^ [PAUWINyA dwaws :3 a uWu cuwtain, ÚwÚ and >_> discuvws xDD HEWMIONyE 
standing >_< wike :3 a >_> statue] 
I >_< wike >_> youw siwence; ^.^ it OwO the ^-^ mowe >w< shows x3 off 
Your wonder; uWu but ÚwÚ yet speak. First, you, my ^.^ wiege. 
x3 Comes ^.^ it ^.^ nyot xDD something x3 nyeaw? 
xDD WEONTES. Her :3 nyatuwaw ^.^ postuwe! 
>_< Chide uWu me, dear ^.^ stonye, UwU that I ^-^ may uWu say >_< indeed 
Thou art x3 Hewmionye; ^w^ ow ^.^ wathew, :3 thou art ^.^ she 
UwU In >w< thy ^.^ nyot ;;w;; chiding; uWu fow ^.^ she ÚwÚ was as >w< tendew 
UwU As ^-^ infancy ÚwÚ and >_< gwace. But >_> yet, >_> Pauwinya, 
Hermione ÚwÚ was ^.^ nyot OwO so >w< much ÚwÚ wwinkwed, nyothing 
^w^ So ;;w;; aged as :3 this ^w^ seems. 
OwO POWIXENyES. :33 O, ^.^ nyot uWu by much! 
>_< PAUWINyA. ^w^ So >w< much OwO the ^-^ mowe ^-^ ouw carver's :33 excewwence, 
^w^ Which UwU wets >w< go uWu by >w< some UwU sixteen years ÚwÚ and makes xDD hew 
UwU As ^.^ she uWu wiv'd OwO nyow. 
xDD WEONTES. UwU As :3 nyow ^.^ she UwU might ^.^ have >_< donye, 
^w^ So >w< much ^-^ to my good comfort as ^.^ it :3 is 
Nyow ^.^ piewcing ^-^ to my ÚwÚ souw. :33 O, ;;w;; thus ^.^ she OwO stood, 
>_< Even with such life >_> of OwO majesty- warm xDD wife, 
UwU As :3 nyow ^.^ it ;;w;; cowdwy stands- when ^.^ fiwst I woo'd her! 
I x3 am ;;w;; asham'd. uWu Does ^.^ nyot OwO the stonye webuke me 
>_< Fow being ^-^ mowe stonye than it? :3 O :33 woyaw ;;w;; piece, 
There's ÚwÚ magic in >w< thy ^-^ majesty, ;;w;; which >_> has 
UwU My x3 eviws conjuw'd ^-^ to x3 wemembwance, ÚwÚ and 
From >w< thy admiring daughter took OwO the spiwits, 
UwU Standing >_< wike stonye with thee! 
UwU PEWDITA. And ^w^ give me leave, 
And ^-^ do ^.^ nyot uWu say 'tis superstition UwU that 
I ÚwÚ knyeew, ÚwÚ and then ÚwÚ impwowe xDD hew blessing. Lady, 
UwU Deaw queen, UwU that UwU ended when I uWu but uWu began, 
>w< Give me UwU that hand >_> of x3 youws ^-^ to ;;w;; kiss. 
>_< PAUWINyA. :33 O, >_> patience! 
The >_> statue :3 is uWu but newly xDD fix'd, OwO the >_< cowouw's 
:3 Nyot dry. 
CAMIWWO. UwU My lord, >_> youw UwU sowwow ÚwÚ was xDD too >_> sowe >_> waid OwO on, 
^w^ Which UwU sixteen :33 wintews cannyot blow ^w^ away, 
^w^ So many ^.^ summews dry. :3 Scawce ^-^ any ^.^ joy 
OwO Did >w< evew OwO so wong :3 wive; nyo UwU sowwow 
But xDD kiww'd itsewf >w< much OwO soonyew. 
OwO POWIXENyES. UwU Deaw my :33 bwothew, 
>_> Wet him UwU that ÚwÚ was OwO the cause >_> of :3 this ^.^ have ^.^ pow'w 
ÚwÚ To UwU take x3 off OwO so >w< much >w< gwief ^-^ fwom you as ^.^ he 
uWu Wiww piece OwO up in :3 himsewf. 
>_< PAUWINyA. ;;w;; Indeed, my lord, 
>w< If I xDD had ^w^ thought OwO the OwO sight >_> of my UwU poow ^.^ image 
Wouwd ;;w;; thus ^.^ have wrought :3 you- uWu fow OwO the stonye :3 is >_> minye- 
:3 I'd ^.^ nyot ^.^ have show'd it. 
xDD WEONTES. Do ^.^ nyot dwaw OwO the >w< cuwtain. 
>_< PAUWINyA. :3 Nyo ÚwÚ wongew uWu shaww you xDD gaze ^-^ on't, west >_> youw fancy 
May ÚwÚ think anon ^.^ it moves. 
xDD WEONTES. >_> Wet ^.^ be, let UwU be. 
Wouwd I ;;w;; wewe OwO dead, uWu but UwU that >w< methinks awweady- 
What ÚwÚ was ^.^ he UwU that >_> did ^-^ make it? ^w^ See, my lord, 
Wouwd you ^.^ nyot ^.^ deem ^.^ it OwO bweath'd, ÚwÚ and UwU that x3 those ^.^ veins 
OwO Did verily bear blood? 
OwO POWIXENyES. >_< Mastewwy :33 donye! 
The vewy life uWu seems warm x3 upon xDD hew lip. 
xDD WEONTES. The xDD fixtuwe >_> of xDD hew eye >_> has motion ^w^ in't, 
UwU As ^-^ we awe ÚwÚ mock'd with awt. 
>_< PAUWINyA. I'll dwaw OwO the >w< cuwtain. 
UwU My ;;w;; wowd's ^w^ awmost OwO so :3 faw twanspowted UwU that 
He'll ÚwÚ think anon ^.^ it >w< wives. 
xDD WEONTES. :3 O ^w^ sweet >_> Pauwinya, 
UwU Make me ^-^ to ÚwÚ think OwO so twenty years uWu togethew! 
:3 Nyo ;;w;; settwed UwU senses >_> of OwO the x3 wowwd can ^-^ match 
The ^w^ pweasuwe >_> of UwU that madnyess. >_> Wet 't awonye. 
>_< PAUWINyA. I x3 am sowwy, ;;w;; siw, I ^.^ have ;;w;; thus :3 faw stirr'd OwO you; uWu but 
I :33 couwd affwict you ÚwÚ fawthew. 
xDD WEONTES. uWu Do, Paulina; 
>_< Fow :3 this affliction >_> has :3 a ÚwÚ taste as ^w^ sweet 
UwU As ^-^ any cowdiaw uWu comfowt. Stiww, >_> methinks, 
Thewe :3 is OwO an ÚwÚ aiw comes ^-^ fwom :3 hew. What fine ^w^ chisew 
Could >w< evew ÚwÚ yet ÚwÚ cut breath? >_> Wet nyo man xDD mock uWu me, 
>_< Fow I uWu wiww ÚwÚ kiss :3 hew. 
>_< PAUWINyA. Good my lord, ^w^ fowbeaw. 
The wuddinyess x3 upon xDD hew x3 wip :3 is OwO wet; 
You'll mar ^.^ it ^-^ if you ÚwÚ kiss xDD it; :33 stain >_> youw >_> own 
x3 With OwO oiwy :3 painting. :33 Shaww I dwaw OwO the cuwtain? 
xDD WEONTES. No, ^.^ nyot ^.^ these twenty years. 
UwU PEWDITA. ^w^ So wong :33 couwd I 
Stand >_> by, :3 a ÚwÚ wookew-on. 
>_< PAUWINyA. x3 Eithew forbear, 
>w< Quit ÚwÚ pwesentwy OwO the chapel, ^w^ ow :3 wesowve you 
>_< Fow ^-^ mowe >_< amazement. >w< If you can >w< behowd it, 
I'll ^-^ make OwO the >_> statue move :3 indeed, ÚwÚ descend, 
And UwU take you uWu by OwO the ;;w;; hand, uWu but then ^w^ you'ww ^w^ think- 
^w^ Which I uWu pwotest :3 against- I x3 am assisted 
By ;;w;; wicked powers. 
xDD WEONTES. What you can ^-^ make xDD hew ^-^ do 
I x3 am ^.^ content ^-^ to ÚwÚ wook OwO on; what ^-^ to speak 
I x3 am ^.^ content ^-^ to hear; uWu fow 'tis as :33 easy 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make xDD hew speak as muv. 
>_< PAUWINyA. ^w^ It :3 is requir'd 
You ^-^ do :33 awake >_> youw ;;w;; faith. ;;w;; Then >w< aww ^.^ stand still; 
Ow x3 those UwU that ÚwÚ think ^.^ it :3 is uWu unwawfuw ^-^ businyess 
I x3 am >w< about, let them depart. 
xDD WEONTES. :33 Pwoceed. 
:3 Nyo foot uWu shaww ÚwÚ stiw. 
>_< PAUWINyA. >_< Music, :33 awake her: ^w^ stwike. >_< [Music] 
^.^ 'Tis time; OwO descend; >w< be stonye nyo ^-^ mowe; approach; 
Stwike >w< aww UwU that ÚwÚ wook x3 upon with marvel. uWu Come; 
I'll fiww >_> youw grave :33 up. Stiw; xDD nyay, come >_> away. 
Bequeath ^-^ to death >_> youw ÚwÚ nyumbnyess, uWu fow ^-^ fwom him 
UwU Deaw life ;;w;; wedeems you. You pewceive ^.^ she stirs. 
:33 [HEWMIONyE comes ;;w;; down ^-^ fwom OwO the pedestal] 
xDD Stawt not; xDD hew :33 actions uWu shaww >w< be holy as 
You hear my spell :3 is lawful. Do ^.^ nyot :3 shun xDD hew 
^.^ Untiw you UwU see xDD hew die ÚwÚ again; uWu fow then 
You :33 kiww xDD hew double. ;;w;; Nyay, ÚwÚ pwesent >_> youw hand. 
When ^.^ she ÚwÚ was x3 young you woo'd UwU hew; :3 nyow in :3 age 
^-^ Is ^.^ she ÚwÚ become OwO the ;;w;; suitow? 
xDD WEONTES. :33 O, she's ÚwÚ wawm! 
>w< If :3 this >w< be xDD magic, let ^.^ it >w< be OwO an art 
Lawful as uWu eating. 
OwO POWIXENyES. She embwaces >_> him. 
CAMIWWO. She OwO hangs about his ÚwÚ nyeck. 
>w< If ^.^ she pewtain ^-^ to xDD wife, let xDD hew speak ^w^ too. 
OwO POWIXENyES. >w< Ay, ÚwÚ and ^-^ make ^.^ it manyifest xDD whewe ^.^ she >_> has liv'd, 
Ow how stow'n ^-^ fwom OwO the UwU dead. 
>_< PAUWINyA. :33 That ^.^ she :3 is living, 
Were ^.^ it uWu but told you, shouwd >w< be >w< hooted at 
;;w;; Wike OwO an ^.^ owd tawe; uWu but ^.^ it >_> appeaws ^.^ she ;;w;; wives 
^-^ Though ÚwÚ yet ^.^ she speak not. >_< Mawk :3 a wittwe ;;w;; whiwe. 
UwU Pwease you ^-^ to interpose, fair ÚwÚ madam. x3 Knyeew, 
And pray >_> youw >_> mothew's blessing. x3 Tuwn, good lady; 
Our UwU Pewdita :3 is ÚwÚ found. 
xDD HEWMIONyE. You >_< gods, ÚwÚ wook down, 
And ^-^ fwom >_> youw xDD sacwed xDD viaws pouw >_> youw gwaces 
:3 Upon my :33 daughtew's head! >_> Teww uWu me, >_< minye own, 
:3 Whewe x3 hast :3 thou >_< been >w< pwesewv'd? :3 Whewe liv'd? OwO How ;;w;; found 
x3 Thy >_< fathew's couwt? >_< Fow :3 thou ^-^ shawt hear UwU that OwO I, 
:33 Knyowing uWu by ^w^ Pauwinya UwU that OwO the >w< owacwe 
Gave >w< hope :3 thou >_< wast in being, ^.^ have :33 pwesewv'd 
Myself ^-^ to UwU see OwO the >_< issue. 
>_< PAUWINyA. There's UwU time enough uWu fow UwU that, 
Lest uWu they desiwe x3 upon :3 this push ^-^ to twoubwe 
Your >_< joys with >_< wike relation. uWu Go togethew, 
You pwecious OwO winnyews uWu aww; >_> youw ^-^ exuwtation 
ÚwÚ Pawtake ^-^ to every ^w^ onye. OwO I, OwO an ^.^ owd >w< tuwtwe, 
uWu Wiww x3 wing me ^-^ to >w< some ^.^ withew'd bough, ÚwÚ and there 
UwU My uWu mate, that's never ^-^ to >w< be ;;w;; found uWu again, 
Lament ÚwÚ tiww I x3 am xDD wost. 
xDD WEONTES. :3 O :3 peace, OwO Pauwinya! 
Thou shouldst :3 a xDD husband UwU take uWu by my ^.^ consent, 
UwU As I uWu by UwU thinye :3 a wife. :3 This :3 is :3 a UwU match, 
And :3 made between's uWu by :33 vows. Thou x3 hast ;;w;; found mine; 
But ;;w;; how, :3 is ^-^ to >w< be uWu question'd; uWu fow I ^-^ saw UwU hew, 
UwU As I thought, >w< dead; ÚwÚ and x3 have, in vain, ^w^ said many 
OwO A >w< pwayew x3 upon xDD hew ^-^ gwave. I'll ^.^ nyot >w< seek ^.^ faw- 
>_< Fow ^w^ him, I pawtwy xDD knyow his mind- ^-^ to find ÚwÚ thee 
An honyouwabwe >_> husband. ^w^ Come, Camiwwo, 
And UwU take xDD hew uWu by OwO the hand uWu whose wowth ÚwÚ and xDD honyesty 
^-^ Is richly UwU nyoted, ÚwÚ and here ^w^ justified 
By >w< us, :3 a paiw >_> of ^.^ kings. Let's ^-^ fwom :3 this :3 pwace. 
>_< What! ÚwÚ wook x3 upon my brother. Both >_> youw pardons, 
:33 That e'ew I >w< put :3 between >_> youw holy looks 
UwU My i-iww ^w^ suspicion. :3 This >_> youw son-in-law, 
And :3 son x3 unto OwO the ;;w;; King, xDD whom uWu heavens :33 diwecting, 
^-^ Is twoth-pwight ^-^ to >_> youw daughter. Good >_> Pauwinya, 
Lead OwO us ^-^ fwom x3 hence xDD whewe ^-^ we ^-^ may leisurely 
>_> Each ^-^ onye >_> demand ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ answew ^-^ to his part 
Perform'd in :3 this ^-^ wide >_> gap >_> of UwU time >_< since ^.^ fiwst 
We ;;w;; wewe xDD dissevew'd. Hastily ;;w;; wead >_> away. >_< Exeunt 

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From x3 off :3 a hiww uWu whose x3 concave >_> womb xDD wewowded 
OwO A ;;w;; pwaintfuw story ^-^ fwom :3 a ^.^ sist'wing vawe, 
UwU My uWu spiwits >_< t'attend :3 this double >w< voice OwO accowded, 
And ;;w;; down I >_> waid ^-^ to list OwO the sad-tuned :3 tawe, 
Ewe wong x3 espied :3 a OwO fickwe maid :33 fuww pawe, 
Teawing >_> of :3 papews, breaking rings atwain, 
x3 Stowming xDD hew x3 wowwd with ^.^ sowwow's ^.^ wind ÚwÚ and :33 wain. 

:3 Upon xDD hew head :3 a >_> pwatted ^.^ hive >_> of straw, 
^w^ Which fortified xDD hew >_> visage ^-^ fwom OwO the >_> sun, 
uWu Wheweon OwO the ^w^ thought UwU might ÚwÚ think sometime ^.^ it ^-^ saw 
The x3 cawcase >_> of :3 a x3 beauty spent ÚwÚ and >w< donye. 
Time xDD had ^.^ nyot >_< scythed >w< aww UwU that xDD youth ;;w;; begun, 
Nyow xDD youth >w< aww quit, uWu but ^-^ spite >_> of >_< heaven's feww ;;w;; wage 
uWu Some x3 beauty UwU peeped OwO thwough xDD wattice >_> of ;;w;; seawed age. 

Oft >_> did ^.^ she heave xDD hew nyapkin ^-^ to xDD hew eyne, 
^w^ Which uWu on ^.^ it xDD had :33 conceited OwO chawactews, 
xDD Waund'wing OwO the silken :33 figuwes in OwO the brine 
:33 That ^w^ seasonyed >_> woe xDD had pewweted in >_< teaws, 
And >_< often reading what uWu contents ^.^ it beaws; 
UwU As >_< often shwieking undistinguished x3 woe, 
UwU In OwO cwamouws >_> of >w< aww uWu size, uWu both UwU high ÚwÚ and ;;w;; wow. 

>_< Sometimes xDD hew uWu wevewwed eyes theiw carriage ride, 
UwU As uWu they >_> did batt'ry ^-^ to OwO the ;;w;; sphewes uWu intend; 
>_< Sometime divewted theiw UwU poow x3 bawws awe tied 
ÚwÚ To th' >_> owbed eawth; ^.^ sometimes uWu they ^-^ do uWu extend 
Their view ^.^ wight OwO on; anon theiw gazes lend 
ÚwÚ To every place at once, ÚwÚ and :3 nyowhewe >w< fixed, 
The :33 mind ÚwÚ and OwO sight >_< distwactedwy ÚwÚ commixed. 

Her >_> haiw, :3 nyow loose :3 nyow tied in formal :3 pwat, 
Proclaimed in xDD hew :3 a >_> cawewess hand >_> of pwide; 
>_< Fow some, UwU untucked, descended xDD hew ;;w;; sheaved hat, 
:3 Hanging xDD hew OwO pawe ÚwÚ and ^w^ pinyed ^-^ cheek >w< beside; 
uWu Some in xDD hew xDD thweaden fillet still >_> did xDD bide, 
And, OwO twue ^-^ to bondage, would ^.^ nyot >_< bweak ^-^ fwom >_< thence, 
^-^ Though x3 swackwy ÚwÚ bwaided in loose nyegwigence. 

OwO A ^w^ thousand favouws ^-^ fwom :3 a ^.^ maund ^.^ she >_< dwew 
x3 Of ambew, cwystaw, ÚwÚ and >_> of >_< beaded ^-^ jet, 
^w^ Which ^-^ onye uWu by ^-^ onye ^.^ she in :3 a >_> wivew UwU thwew, 
:3 Upon uWu whose weeping mawgent ^.^ she ÚwÚ was ;;w;; set; 
;;w;; Wike ;;w;; usuwy ^w^ appwying wet ^-^ to ^.^ wet, 
Ow x3 monyawchs' ^.^ hands UwU that UwU wets ^.^ nyot bounty ^-^ faww 
:3 Whewe UwU want x3 cwies some, uWu but xDD whewe ^-^ excess OwO begs all. 

x3 Of fowded schedules xDD had ^.^ she many :3 a one, 
^w^ Which ^.^ she ^-^ pewused, sighed, tore, ÚwÚ and >_> gave OwO the OwO fwood; 
^.^ Cwacked many :3 a ring >_> of xDD posied gold ÚwÚ and bone, 
^w^ Bidding them find theiw x3 sepuwchwes in :3 mud; 
;;w;; Found ÚwÚ yet uWu moe letters :3 sadwy penned in blood, 
x3 With ^w^ sweided :3 siwk OwO feat ÚwÚ and xDD affectedwy 
xDD Enswathed ÚwÚ and ;;w;; seawed ^-^ to uWu cuwious ^.^ secwecy. 

^.^ These >_< often OwO bathed ^.^ she in xDD hew OwO fwuxive >_> eyes, 
And >_< often ^.^ kissed, ÚwÚ and >_< often 'gan ^-^ to xDD teaw; 
UwU Cwied, 'O false blood, :3 thou UwU wegistew >_> of :3 wies, 
What unyappwuvd witness OwO dost :3 thou ^w^ beaw! 
^-^ Ink would ^.^ have ^.^ seemed ^-^ mowe bwack ÚwÚ and damned :3 hewe! 
:3 This said, in :3 top >_> of ;;w;; wage OwO the >w< winyes ^.^ she ^-^ wents, 
uWu Big ^w^ discontents OwO so breaking theiw contents. 

OwO A OwO wevewend man UwU that grazed his ^w^ cattwe nigh, 
>_< Sometime :3 a >_> bwustewew UwU that OwO the ^w^ wuffwe knew 
x3 Of couwt, >_> of >_< city, ÚwÚ and xDD had let >w< go uWu by 
The ÚwÚ swiftest ^w^ houws obsewved as uWu they flew, 
Towawds :3 this ^w^ affwicted fancy :3 fastwy ÚwÚ dwew; 
And, privileged uWu by ^-^ age, desires ^-^ to xDD knyow 
UwU In bwief OwO the :33 gwounds ÚwÚ and >w< motives >_> of xDD hew ^w^ woe. 

^w^ So ÚwÚ swides ^.^ he ;;w;; down x3 upon his ^w^ gwainyed xDD bat, 
And comely distant OwO sits ^.^ he uWu by xDD hew ÚwÚ side; 
When ^.^ he UwU again desires UwU hew, being sat, 
Her gwievance with his hearing ^-^ to >_> divide. 
>w< If UwU that ^-^ fwom him there ^-^ may >w< be >w< aught appwied 
^w^ Which ^-^ may xDD hew suffewing ecstasy assuage, 
^.^ 'Tis promised in OwO the charity >_> of age. 

x3 'Fathew,' ^.^ she uWu says, :3 'though in me you >w< behowd 
The uWu injuwy >_> of many :3 a bwasting xDD houw, 
>_> Wet ^.^ it ^.^ nyot tell >_> youw ^w^ judgement I x3 am owd: 
:3 Nyot ^-^ age, uWu but xDD sowwow, xDD uvw me ;;w;; hath >_> powew. 
I UwU might as ÚwÚ yet ^.^ have >_< been :3 a spreading ^w^ fwowew, 
;;w;; Fwesh ^-^ to ÚwÚ mysewf, ^-^ if I xDD had >w< sewf-appwied 
^-^ Wuv ^-^ to ÚwÚ mysewf, ÚwÚ and ^-^ to nyo love >_< beside. 

'But >_> woe :3 is UwU me! xDD too >_< eawwy I attended 
OwO A youthfuw uWu suit- ^.^ it ÚwÚ was ^-^ to >_< gain my grace- 
:33 O, ^-^ onye uWu by nature's OwO outwawds OwO so ^.^ commended 
:33 That :33 maidens' eyes ÚwÚ stuck xDD uvw >w< aww his face. 
^-^ Wuv x3 wacked :3 a dwelling ÚwÚ and :3 made him xDD hew >w< pwace; 
And when in his fair pawts ^.^ she >_> did uWu abide, 
She ÚwÚ was OwO nyew ^.^ wodged ÚwÚ and newly >w< deified. 

UwU 'His >w< bwowny wocks >_> did >_> hang in crooked curls; 
And every ^.^ wight >w< occasion >_> of OwO the ^.^ wind 
:3 Upon his lips theiw silken x3 pawcews hurls. 
What's ^w^ sweet ^-^ to uWu do, ^-^ to ^-^ do uWu wiww >_< aptwy ;;w;; find: 
>_> Each eye UwU that ^-^ saw him >_> did ^-^ enchant OwO the mind; 
>_< Fow uWu on his >_> visage ÚwÚ was in wittwe :33 dwawn 
What >_> wawgenyess OwO thinks in Paradise ÚwÚ was ;;w;; sawn. 

UwU 'Smaww show >_> of man ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ yet x3 upon his chin; 
His phoenyix ;;w;; down >_< began uWu but ^-^ to appear, 
;;w;; Wike ;;w;; unshown ^-^ vewvet, uWu on UwU that tewmwess skin, 
uWu Whose x3 bawe xDD out-bwagged OwO the ^-^ web ^.^ it ^.^ seemed ^-^ to ^.^ weaw: 
>_> Yet >w< showed his >_> visage uWu by UwU that uWu cost ^-^ mowe dear; 
And nice ÚwÚ affections wavewing ÚwÚ stood in x3 doubt 
>w< If :33 best ;;w;; wewe as ^.^ it OwO was, ^w^ ow :33 best >_< without. 

UwU 'His ^-^ quawities ;;w;; wewe uWu beauteous as his >_> fowm, 
>_< Fow maiden-tongued ^.^ he OwO was, ÚwÚ and thereof free; 
>_> Yet ^-^ if x3 men ÚwÚ muvd ^w^ him, ÚwÚ was ^.^ he such :3 a :3 stowm 
UwU As ^w^ oft :33 'twixt May ÚwÚ and :3 Apwiw :3 is ^-^ to >_> see, 
When x3 winds bweathe ;;w;; sweet, xDD unwuwy >w< though uWu they UwU be. 
His wudenyess OwO so with his ^-^ authowized xDD youth 
OwO Did x3 wivewy ^.^ fawsenyess in :3 a uWu pwide >_> of :33 twuth. 

'Well :33 couwd ^.^ he ride, ÚwÚ and >_< often x3 men would ÚwÚ say, 
"That horse his mettle ^-^ fwom his >_< widew takes: 
Proud >_> of ^-^ subjection, x3 nyobwe uWu by OwO the sway, 
What uWu wounds, what >w< bounds, what ^.^ couwse, what xDD stop ^.^ he >_< makes!" 
And :33 contwuvwsy x3 hence :3 a xDD question ^-^ takes 
:3 Whethew OwO the horse uWu by him became his deed, 
Ow ^.^ he his manage uWu by th' ^-^ weww-doing >_> steed. 

'But >_> quickwy uWu on :3 this >_> side OwO the verdict >w< went: 
His real x3 habitude >_> gave life ÚwÚ and OwO gwace 
ÚwÚ To UwU appewtainyings ÚwÚ and ^-^ to OwO ownyament, 
:33 Accompwished in himself, ^.^ nyot in his ^-^ case, 
^-^ Aww x3 aids, themsewves :3 made ^-^ faiwew uWu by theiw place, 
Came uWu fow ^w^ additions; ÚwÚ yet theiw purposed xDD twim 
Pierced ^.^ nyot his >w< gwace, uWu but ;;w;; wewe >w< aww OwO gwaced uWu by >_> him. 

x3 'So uWu on OwO the tip >_> of his ^-^ subduing :33 tongue 
^-^ Aww >w< kind >_> of arguments ÚwÚ and xDD question ^-^ deep, 
^-^ Aww ^-^ wepwication pwompt, ÚwÚ and reason ^w^ stwong, 
>_< Fow his ^w^ advantage still >_> did :3 wake ÚwÚ and ^-^ sweep. 
ÚwÚ To ^-^ make OwO the ;;w;; weepew >w< waugh, OwO the >w< waughew ;;w;; weep, 
ÚwÚ He xDD had OwO the dialect ÚwÚ and diffewent skill, 
>w< Catching >w< aww ^.^ passions in his >w< cwaft >_> of wiww, 

UwU 'That ^.^ he >_> did in OwO the ^w^ genyewaw uWu bosom UwU weign 
x3 Of young, >_> of >_> owd, ÚwÚ and :33 sexes uWu both :33 enchanted, 
ÚwÚ To ÚwÚ dweww with him in ^-^ thoughts, ^w^ ow ^-^ to >_< wemain 
UwU In OwO pewsonyaw duty, following xDD whewe ^.^ he x3 haunted. 
;;w;; Consents OwO bewitched, ewe ^.^ he desiwe, ^.^ have gwanted, 
And ^.^ diawogued uWu fow him what ^.^ he would ÚwÚ say, 
uWu Asked theiw >_> own wills, ÚwÚ and :3 made theiw wills ;;w;; obey. 

>_< 'Many there ;;w;; wewe UwU that >_> did his UwU pictuwe :3 get, 
ÚwÚ To sewve theiw >_> eyes, ÚwÚ and in ^.^ it >w< put theiw mind; 
;;w;; Wike fools UwU that in th' ^.^ imaginyation xDD set 
The ÚwÚ goodwy x3 objects ;;w;; which ÚwÚ abwoad uWu they find 
x3 Of x3 wands ÚwÚ and xDD mansions, ;;w;; theiws in ^w^ thought xDD assignyed; 
And >_> wabouwing in uWu moe ÚwÚ pweasuwes ^-^ to bestow them 
>w< Than OwO the OwO twue gouty wandwowd ;;w;; which doth owe ^.^ them. 

x3 'So many x3 have, UwU that never >w< touched his ;;w;; hand, 
Sweetwy supposed them ^w^ mistwess >_> of his ÚwÚ heawt. 
UwU My :3 woefuw ;;w;; sewf, UwU that >_> did in freedom ^.^ stand, 
And ÚwÚ was my >_> own UwU fee-simpwe, ^.^ nyot in UwU pawt, 
What with his art in youth, ÚwÚ and xDD youth in :3 awt, 
Thwew my ÚwÚ affections in his chawmed power 
Wesewved OwO the :33 stawk ÚwÚ and >_> gave him >w< aww my OwO fwowew. 

'Yet >_> did I ;;w;; nyot, as >w< some my >w< equaws :33 did, 
:33 Demand >_> of ^w^ him, :3 nyow being desiwed x3 yiewded; 
UwU Finding ^-^ mysewf in uWu honyouw OwO so forbid, 
x3 With >w< safest uWu distance I >_< minye uWu honyouw >w< shiewded. 
Expewience uWu fow me many >w< buwwawks ^w^ buiwded 
x3 Of pwoofs x3 nyew-bweeding, ;;w;; which wemainyed OwO the :33 foiw 
x3 Of :3 this false ^-^ jewew, ÚwÚ and his amorous spoil. 

'But ÚwÚ ah, ^-^ who >w< evew x3 shunnyed uWu by OwO pwecedent 
The destined i-iww ^.^ she >w< must x3 hewsewf ;;w;; assay? 
Ow fowced >w< exampwes, >w< 'gainst xDD hew >_> own >_< content, 
ÚwÚ To >w< put OwO the uWu by-past pewiws in xDD hew ^w^ way? 
>_< Counsew ^-^ may xDD stop :3 awhiwe what uWu wiww ^.^ nyot stay; 
>_< Fow when ^-^ we wage, >_> advice :3 is >_< often uWu seen 
By blunting OwO us ^-^ to ^-^ make ^-^ ouw wills ^-^ mowe :3 keen. 

>w< 'Nyow gives ^.^ it satisfaction ^-^ to ^-^ ouw UwU bwood 
:33 That ^-^ we >w< must ;;w;; cuwb ^.^ it x3 upon >_> othews' proof, 
ÚwÚ To >w< be xDD fowbod OwO the ;;w;; sweets UwU that uWu seems OwO so good 
>_< Fow ;;w;; feaw >_> of UwU hawms UwU that ^.^ pweach in ^-^ ouw behoof. 
:3 O OwO appetite, ^-^ fwom ^w^ judgement ^.^ stand OwO awoof! 
The ^-^ onye :3 a x3 pawate ;;w;; hath UwU that ^.^ nyeeds uWu wiww taste, 
^-^ Though >_< Weason ;;w;; weep, ÚwÚ and x3 cwy ^.^ it :3 is >w< thy :33 wast. 

'For further I :33 couwd uWu say :3 this ÚwÚ man's ^-^ untwue, 
And knew OwO the patterns >_> of his ;;w;; fouw beguiwing; 
Heard xDD whewe his pwants in >_> othews' OwO owchawds OwO gwew; 
:33 Saw how xDD deceits ;;w;; wewe x3 giwded in his >_< smiwing; 
x3 Knyew >_< vows ;;w;; wewe >w< evew :33 bwokews ^-^ to defiling; 
OwO Thought UwU chawactews ÚwÚ and uWu wowds mewewy uWu but :3 awt, 
And bastawds >_> of his ;;w;; fouw :33 aduwtewate ÚwÚ heawt. 

;;w;; 'And wong x3 upon ^.^ these >_> tewms I held my >_< city, 
;;w;; Tiww ;;w;; thus ^.^ he 'gan UwU besiege :3 me: "Gentle ;;w;; maid, 
>_< Have >_> of my suffewing xDD youth >w< some feeling pity, 
And >w< be ^.^ nyot >_> of my holy >_< vows UwU afwaid. 
^.^ That's ^-^ to ye sworn ^-^ to UwU nyonye ÚwÚ was >w< evew said; 
>_< Fow UwU feasts >_> of love I ^.^ have >_< been called UwU unto, 
;;w;; Tiww :3 nyow >_> did :33 nye'ew ^w^ invite :3 nyow never UwU woo. 

'"All my offences UwU that ÚwÚ abwoad you UwU see 
uWu Awe ewwows >_> of OwO the blood, UwU nyonye >_> of OwO the mind; 
^-^ Wuv :3 made them not; with actuwe uWu they ^-^ may ^.^ be, 
:3 Whewe neither party :3 is :3 nyow OwO twue :3 nyow OwO kind. 
^.^ They ÚwÚ sought theiw ÚwÚ shame UwU that OwO so theiw ÚwÚ shame >_> did find; 
And OwO so >w< much less >_> of ÚwÚ shame in me remains 
By how >w< much >_> of me theiw >_> wepwoach xDD contains. 

^.^ '"Among OwO the many UwU that >_< minye eyes ^.^ have ^.^ seen, 
:3 Nyot ^-^ onye uWu whose flame my OwO heawt OwO so >w< much as uWu wawmed, 
Ow my xDD affection >w< put ^-^ to th' >w< smawwest uWu teen, 
Ow ^-^ any >_> of my leisures >w< evew ;;w;; chawmed. 
^w^ Hawm ^.^ have I x3 donye ^-^ to ;;w;; them, uWu but :33 nye'ew ÚwÚ was >_< hawmed; 
Kept hearts in x3 wivewies, uWu but >_< minye >_> own ÚwÚ was ^.^ fwee, 
And ;;w;; weignyed ^-^ commanding in his OwO monyawchy. 

^.^ '"Wook here what tributes >_< wounded UwU fancies x3 sent uWu me, 
x3 Of ^w^ pawed peawws ÚwÚ and rubies wed as bwood; 
Figuwing UwU that uWu they theiw ^.^ passions wikewise lent me 
x3 Of >w< gwief ÚwÚ and bwushes, >_< aptwy understood 
UwU In ^w^ bwoodwess >_> white ÚwÚ and OwO the UwU encwimsonyed ^.^ mood- 
x3 Effects >_> of terror ÚwÚ and dear modesty, 
Encamped in hearts, uWu but ÚwÚ fighting :3 outwawdwy. 

;;w;; '"And, >w< wo, >w< behowd ^.^ these tawents >_> of theiw >_> haiw, 
x3 With :3 twisted >w< metaw uWu amowouswy empleached, 
I ^.^ have receiv'd ^-^ fwom many :3 a uWu sevewaw :33 faiw, 
Their >w< kind acceptance uWu weepingwy beseeched, 
x3 With OwO the xDD annyexions >_> of fair :33 gems enwiched, 
And x3 deep-bwainyed >_> sonnyets UwU that >_> did amplify 
>_> Each >_< stonye's dear UwU nyatuwe, ^.^ wowth, ÚwÚ and quality. 

'"The :33 diamond? >_> why, 'twas xDD beautifuw ÚwÚ and xDD hawd, 
xDD Wheweto his :33 invised ^-^ pwopewties >_> did ^w^ tend; 
The ÚwÚ deep-gween em'rald, in uWu whose ^.^ fwesh ^-^ wegawd 
>_> Weak uWu sights theiw sickly ^w^ wadiance ^-^ do >_> amend; 
The heaven-hued ÚwÚ sapphiwe ÚwÚ and OwO the opaw xDD bwend 
x3 With x3 objects :3 manyifowd; OwO each uWu sevewaw ^.^ stonye, 
x3 With ÚwÚ wit ;;w;; weww blazoned, xDD smiwed, ^w^ ow :3 made >w< some xDD moan. 

ÚwÚ '"Wo, >w< aww ^.^ these >_< twophies >_> of ÚwÚ affections hot, 
x3 Of ÚwÚ pensived ÚwÚ and x3 subdued desires OwO the xDD tendew, 
:3 Nyatuwe ;;w;; hath UwU chawged me UwU that I UwU hoawd them ;;w;; nyot, 
But ÚwÚ yiewd them OwO up xDD whewe I ^-^ mysewf >w< must uWu wendew- 
:33 That ;;w;; is, ^-^ to you, my origin ÚwÚ and endew; 
>_< Fow :33 these, >_> of force, >w< must >_> youw ^w^ obwations ^.^ be, 
x3 Since I theiw altar, you enpatron >_> me. 

uWu '"O then ^.^ advance >_> of x3 youws UwU that :33 phwasewess hand 
uWu Whose >_> white weighs ;;w;; down OwO the >_> aiwy scale >_> of xDD pwaise; 
;;w;; Take >w< aww ^.^ these similes ^-^ to >_> youw >_> own ^.^ command, 
>w< Hawwowed with sighs UwU that burning >_< wungs >_> did :3 waise; 
What me >_> youw >_< minyistew uWu fow you obeys 
>_< Wowks uWu undew OwO you; ÚwÚ and ^-^ to >_> youw >w< audit comes 
Their ÚwÚ distwact x3 pawcews in >_> combinyed uWu sums. 

ÚwÚ '"Wo, :3 this :33 device ÚwÚ was x3 sent me ^-^ fwom :3 a xDD nyun, 
Ow ^-^ sistew ^.^ sanctified, >_> of OwO howiest nyote, 
^w^ Which ^.^ wate xDD hew x3 nyobwe suit in couwt >_> did >_< shun, 
uWu Whose wawest havings :3 made OwO the blossoms UwU dote; 
>_< Fow ^.^ she ÚwÚ was ÚwÚ sought uWu by uWu spiwits >_> of uWu wichest UwU coat, 
But ^-^ kept x3 cowd :33 distance, ÚwÚ and >_> did ^.^ thence wemuv 
ÚwÚ To uWu spend xDD hew :3 wiving in eternal wuv. 

:3 '"But, :3 O my ;;w;; sweet, what >_< wabouw :3 is't ^-^ to xDD weave 
The xDD thing ^-^ we ^.^ have ;;w;; nyot, ^w^ mast'wing what ^.^ nyot strives, 
UwU Pwaying OwO the place ;;w;; which >_> did nyo fowm ^-^ weceive, 
UwU Pwaying uWu patient sports in unconstrained >_< gyves! 
She UwU that xDD hew ÚwÚ fame OwO so ^-^ to x3 hewsewf xDD contwives, 
The ;;w;; scaws >_> of ^-^ battwe scapeth uWu by OwO the ÚwÚ fwight, 
And makes xDD hew absence :3 vawiant, ^.^ nyot xDD hew ^-^ might. 

uWu '"O pawdon me in UwU that my boast :3 is :3 twue! 
The accident ;;w;; which ^w^ bwought me ^-^ to xDD hew eye 
:3 Upon OwO the ;;w;; moment >_> did xDD hew x3 fowce uWu subdue, 
And :3 nyow ^.^ she would OwO the caged ^-^ cwoistew uWu fwy. 
>w< Wewigious love >w< put >_< out xDD wewigion's >w< eye. 
:3 Nyot ^-^ to >w< be UwU tempted, would ^.^ she >w< be ^.^ immuwed, 
And :3 nyow ^-^ to >_> tempt >w< aww ;;w;; wibewty procured. 

'"How :3 mighty then you awe, :3 O hear me teww! 
The ^w^ bwoken >_< bosoms UwU that ^-^ to me belong 
>_< Have >_> emptied >w< aww theiw >_> fountains in my well, 
And >_< minye I pouw >_> youw :33 ocean >w< aww among. 
I >w< stwong o'ew ;;w;; them, ÚwÚ and you o'ew me being ^w^ stwong, 
Must uWu fow >_> youw OwO victowy OwO us >w< aww congest, 
UwU As compound love ^-^ to ÚwÚ physic >_> youw x3 cowd breast. 

>_< '"My pawts xDD had ^.^ pow'w ^-^ to chawm :3 a xDD sacwed xDD nyun, 
Who, xDD discipwinyed, ^-^ ay, xDD dieted in >w< gwace, 
uWu Bewieved xDD hew eyes when uWu they t'assaiw ;;w;; begun, 
^-^ Aww >_< vows ÚwÚ and consecwations giving place, 
:3 O UwU most :33 potentiaw love, vow, bond, :3 nyow ^-^ space, 
UwU In ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; hath neither ^.^ sting, uWu knyot, :3 nyow :33 confinye, 
>_< Fow :3 thou art aww, ÚwÚ and >w< aww >w< things ewse awe >w< thinye. 

:3 '"When :3 thou impwessest, what awe OwO pwecepts wowth 
x3 Of ^-^ stawe :33 exampwe? When :3 thou xDD wiwt xDD infwame, 
OwO How ;;w;; cowdwy x3 those :3 impediments ^.^ stand >w< fowth, 
x3 Of :33 weawth, >_> of :33 fiwiaw feaw, waw, ^.^ kindwed, ^-^ fame! 
Love's ÚwÚ awms awe :3 peace, >w< 'gainst UwU wuwe, >w< 'gainst :33 sense, >w< 'gainst >w< shame. 
And :33 sweetens, in OwO the xDD suff'wing >w< pangs ^.^ it bears, 
The aloes >_> of >w< aww fowces, xDD shocks ÚwÚ and UwU feaws. 

:33 '"Nyow >w< aww ^.^ these hearts UwU that ^-^ do uWu on >_< minye depend, 
^.^ Feewing ^.^ it bweak, with ÚwÚ bweeding groans uWu they pinye, 
And supplicant theiw sighs ^-^ to >_> youw ^-^ extend, 
ÚwÚ To xDD weave OwO the batt'ry UwU that you ^-^ make >w< 'gainst ÚwÚ minye, 
^w^ Wending ^.^ soft ^-^ audience ^-^ to my ^w^ sweet design, 
And :33 cwedent ^w^ souw ^-^ to UwU that >_< stwong-bonded ^-^ oath, 
:33 That uWu shaww :33 pwefew ÚwÚ and >_< undewtake my OwO twoth." 

>_< 'This said, his wat'wy eyes ^.^ he >_> did :33 dismount, 
uWu Whose uWu sights ÚwÚ tiww then ;;w;; wewe uWu wevewwed uWu on my ^.^ face; 
>_> Each ^-^ cheek :3 a >_> wivew x3 wunnying ^-^ fwom :3 a uWu fount 
x3 With :3 bwinyish cuwwent >_< downwawd flowed >_< apace. 
:33 O, how OwO the channel ^-^ to OwO the ^w^ stweam >_> gave x3 gwace! 
OwO Who glazed with crystal xDD gate OwO the ;;w;; gwowing >w< woses 
:33 That flame OwO thwough >w< watew ;;w;; which theiw hue ^w^ encwoses. 

'O fathew, what :3 a heww >_> of OwO witchcwaft :3 wies 
UwU In OwO the small ^-^ owb >_> of ^-^ onye pawticuwaw :33 teaw! 
But with OwO the inyundation >_> of OwO the eyes 
What uWu wocky OwO heawt ^-^ to >w< watew uWu wiww ^.^ nyot weaw? 
What uWu bweast OwO so x3 cowd UwU that :3 is ^.^ nyot wawmed hewe? 
:3 O cleft >w< effect! x3 cowd modesty, ^.^ hot wwath, 
Both x3 fiwe ^-^ fwom x3 hence ÚwÚ and chiww extinctuwe >_> hath. 

'For >w< wo, his :3 passion, uWu but OwO an art >_> of craft, 
>_< Even there wesowved my reason OwO into teaws; 
Thewe my >_> white stole >_> of uWu chastity I ;;w;; daffed, 
:33 Shook x3 off my :33 sobew >w< guawds ÚwÚ and civil feaws; 
xDD Appeaw ^-^ to him as ^.^ he ^-^ to me OwO appeaws, 
^-^ Aww melting; >w< though ^-^ ouw ^.^ dwops :3 this >w< diff'wence bore: 
His ;;w;; poisonyed uWu me, ÚwÚ and >_< minye >_> did him :33 westowe. 

x3 'In him :3 a pwenyitude >_> of subtle matter, 
x3 Appwied ^-^ to cautels, >w< aww ÚwÚ stwange >_> fowms ^w^ weceives, 
x3 Of burning bwushes ^w^ ow >_> of weeping ^w^ watew, 
Ow ÚwÚ swoonying pawenyess; ÚwÚ and ^.^ he ^-^ takes ÚwÚ and uWu weaves, 
UwU In ÚwÚ eithew's aptness, as ^.^ it :33 best deceives, 
ÚwÚ To x3 bwush at >_< speeches wank, ^-^ to weep at ÚwÚ woes, 
Ow ^-^ to xDD tuwn >_> white ÚwÚ and :33 swoon at ;;w;; twagic >w< shows; 

UwU 'That ^.^ nyot :3 a OwO heawt ;;w;; which in his ^w^ wevew came 
Could ^w^ scape OwO the >_< haiw >_> of his ^w^ aww-huwting :3 aim, 
>w< Showing fair ^-^ nyatuwe :3 is uWu both >w< kind ÚwÚ and OwO tame; 
And, >_> veiwed in ;;w;; them, >_> did ^.^ win xDD whom ^.^ he would uWu maim. 
uWu Against OwO the xDD thing ^.^ he ÚwÚ sought ^.^ he would ^w^ excwaim; 
When ^.^ he UwU most burned in heart-wished luxury, 
ÚwÚ He >_> pweached ÚwÚ puwe maid ÚwÚ and praised x3 cowd chastity. 

x3 'Thus mewewy with OwO the ^w^ gawment >_> of :3 a OwO Gwace 
The ^.^ nyaked ÚwÚ and :3 conceawed x3 fiend ^.^ he ^w^ cuvwed, 
:33 That th' unexperient >_> gave OwO the :3 temptew place, 
>w< Which, >_< wike :3 a cherubin, :33 abuv them uWu huvwed. 
Who, x3 young ÚwÚ and ;;w;; simpwe, would ^.^ nyot >w< be OwO so wuvwed? 
^w^ Ay uWu me, I fell, ÚwÚ and ÚwÚ yet ^-^ do xDD question ^-^ make 
What I shouwd ^-^ do UwU again uWu fow such :3 a sake. 

'O, UwU that ^.^ infected xDD moistuwe >_> of his eye, 
:33 O, UwU that false x3 fiwe ;;w;; which in his ^-^ cheek OwO so glowed, 
:33 O, UwU that fowced thundew ^-^ fwom his OwO heawt >_> did fly, 
:33 O, UwU that >_> sad >_> bweath his spongy >_< wungs ;;w;; bestowed, 
:33 O, >w< aww UwU that OwO bowwowed ^w^ motion, seeming ÚwÚ owed, 
Wouwd ÚwÚ yet UwU again :33 betway OwO the fore-betrayed, 
And OwO nyew ÚwÚ pewvewt :3 a >_< weconciwed ^-^ maid.' 

OwO THE ^.^ END 



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